How can you not cry when Steve Martin finds out, you know what. I get tears when I know it's coming. After that, it's that little girl singing "Everytime you go away.." during the credits. Streaming down.

Simeone play-acted a bit on that one and got Beckham sent off. It was the newspapers that flew off the handle even though Diego Simeone was blatantly play-acting. Beckham was in the papers at the time with the Spice Girls so he was the easy target. If it was Southgate, nobody would have gave a toss. He was an easy target.

Really felt sorry for Murray. He literally gave it his all. I wouldn't like to have a hip replacement in the early 30s. Would be excruciating. It's amazing he's been still going a bit with it. It'll be full on tears at Wimbledon, if he makes it.

What Van Damme film do you think was better? "Bloodsport" or "Kickboxer"? It's like choosing your fave child. You've got the Stan Bush soundtrack on both of them too, which makes it even harder.
"Kickboxer" has this though..

It's brilliant isn't it? I didn't think it would fit many tastes on here, that's why I put a NSFW. I don't care either like you . It's a bloody brilliant mash-up of three songs "Love to love you baby \ I Feel Love \ Johnny Remember Me". Here's the "Top of the Pops" version where John Peel isn't very keen...

If Rangers finish well behind a Celtic league win, or, God forbid, finish third then Gerrard is gone. No way he'll be staying after that stuff. I assumed it was always the case. Gerrard would stay one season (if he didn't win the league), then Gary McAllister would step in. Exactly like the Warburton (when he got a better job) and Davie Weir would get the job, but he ended up going too, so that mucked everything up there and then we had that Mexican I can't even remember the name of.