(knocking)
Bow: yo man
Scottie: yo
Bow: open up man
Scottie: what do you want man?
Bow: my man just caught me
Scottie: you let him catch you?
Bow: I don't know how I let this happen
Scottie: with who?
Bow: Spank My Muffin, you know?
Scottie: man...
Bow: I don't know what to do
Scottie: say it wasn't you
Bow: alright...

Chorus:

Muffin came in and they caught us red-handed
Sneaking in through their endzone
Picture this we were both caught sleeping
Pulling from their goal line

How could I forget that I had given them an extra step
All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

Girls: but she caught me on the in-cut
Guys: it wasn't D?d
Girls: saw me hucking in to the endzone
Guys: it wasn't D?d
Girls: I even hammered near the goaline
Guys: it wasn't ME !!
Girls: she even saw me try a backhand
Guys: it wasn't Me !
Girls: she saw the mark on the force side
Guys: it wasn't D?d
Girls: heard the stalls that I called out
Guys: it wasn't D?d
Girls: heard the ?up calls? getting louder
Guys: it wasn't D?d