How Long Would You Survive In A Horror Movie, Based On Your Zodiac

In every horror movie, there are specific archetypes of almost every personality you can think of. There's the jerk, the jock, the dork, the genius... You get the idea. But what if you were in a horror movie? How do you think you would fare? As it turns out, that's not really up to you, but the stars. Your fate is reliant on your personality — as any shlocky slasher film can attest to. So, if you're at all curious to see where your fate stands, keep reading to find out how long you would survive in a horror movie, based on your Zodiac.

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Cancer. In most horror movies, there is “the opening kill.” Sadly for you, you wouldn’t even make that cut. You’d be killed off so quickly that you’d have hardly made it through the opening credits. In fact, you wouldn’t even get a credit in those credits. Sorry.

Libra. You would die second to the opening kill, which basically means your death is probably the least memorable in the film. After the first death, people are sad. But after the second, everyone is just worried about themselves. Sorry, Libra.

Pisces. You were on your way out of the story after the first death, but you were somehow convinced to stick around. If you had listened to your instincts, you’d have been halfway across the country, as far away as possible from the menace that was plaguing your town. Alas, you didn’t follow your gut, and were one of the first few people to bite the dust as a result.