Because on her show this week, Ellen used some very strange adjectives to praise Kluwe's writing, including "beautiful," "amazing," "brilliant," and "eloquent." Telling homo-hater Emmett Brown that he comes across as a "narcissistic fromunda stain"? What poetry!

Here's a WCCO TV segment with footage of Ellen professing that "now, she's a huge fan of the Ravens and the Vikings." No, it's not because purple is her favorite color -- it's because Baltimore linebacker Brendon
Ayanbadejo and Kluwe are both outspoken gay rights advocates (the Ellen clip begins at about 1:05):

Though we love us some Kluwe, "beauty" isn't exactly the first thing that springs to mind when we try and conjure up a "lustful cockmonster." That said, art ultimately is in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?