Seriously, that broad and her percolation can go get another sandwich. What an annoying tramp.

Still, I would have hit that in college though.

Playing here is the closest thing to heaven. Really, I mean it's amazing to be in a place where the fans truly cherish their football team and stick behind them win or lose. We players love them, too. I feel a sense of accomplishment playing here, we are a special breed of football players with a great opportunity." ~ tOSU LB Brian Rolle

That's late night "beauty is only a light switch away" fodder. No earlier than 2 AM, no less than 10 Milwaukee's Best Lights and 2-3 shots of Cuervo.

Can't argue with the original statement though.

May have to throw a sock in her mouth to shut her up too.

And I think your estimates may be a tad low...at least in the college hey day.

Playing here is the closest thing to heaven. Really, I mean it's amazing to be in a place where the fans truly cherish their football team and stick behind them win or lose. We players love them, too. I feel a sense of accomplishment playing here, we are a special breed of football players with a great opportunity." ~ tOSU LB Brian Rolle

Crunk hittability and poor judgement aside, the look on her face with her mouth open and her headed getting cocked back by the impact and shock and awe in that one-second frame as she's falling and sorta bounces off the edge of the table is beyond priceless.

Maybe this was the way Big Ben racked up his arm last year. There was no tossing the football around, he was doin' tha percolator!

Galley Boys are slop on top of a so-so burger and a bun you coulde get from a Covneninet food mart generic pack. They the Antoine Joubert of burgers; soft, sloppy, oozing grease and cheap sauce and extremely overrated by a biased fan base. Proof that if you throw enough cheap sauce shit on a burger you still can't overcome the lame burger. -JB

Back in the days of regular Put In Bay trips, Pup's way of rationalizing Percolator-esque rendesvous was by going the "slumpbuster" route. We were all big softball players. Funny thing about Pup was, he wasn't going through 1-20, or even 1-10 spells. He'd rationalize like 3-5 slumps as reasons. Maybe one of the three hits wasn't hit hard.

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns