hello & good morning EP

Released in 1997 under The Crocketts' normal line-up, this first major release gained Kerrang! magazine's Single Of The Week award. Will You Still Care can be downloaded from Bluedog Records' website in MP3 format.Crocketts.net release info:Hello & Good Morning indeed...a rousing, rocking, and swear-packed greeting from The Crocketts on their very first release from Blue Dog Records. Four infectious little tunes that force you to move.

will you still care

Will you still care for me,
when I lie dead and crumpled at the
bottom of your ten storey high rise flats.
I can be your rubber man
You can scoop me up and put me in a can
and bury me underneath a stone.
A stone that says that I am only 19 years old.
Will you still care for me?
No, no, no, no,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
you're just gonna let it go
you say there is no specific story line.

I am just a figure on a stone mountain
I think I'd like to jump and float into the sky,
By and by I will reach the bottom,
I will be dead and crumpled underneath your
ten storey high rise flats.
Will you still care for me?

You say you're a beautiful woman
but I've got something to say
I've been to the factory
where woman are made
I've seen what they do to them,
I've seen what they put inside
Now I'm going to stay away
'Cos I found out
girls aren't made
from all things nice,
girls aren't made
from sugar & spice,
so let it go slow, let it go slow, let it go slow,

'Cos I,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
I don't fucking think so, I don't fucking think so,
you're just gonna let it go,
I just want to know
will you still care for me?

stunner

And I realize, it seems,
like I don't really mean
what I say to you
but hey I know it's true,
so stop, breathe deep,
take a little look in the mirror
and say
I'm tough, not a runner,
I'm a first rate fuckin' stunner.
I'm tough, not a runner,
I'm a first rate fuckin' stunner.

Don't you just love the day
when things start going my way.
You said "Hello, good morning.
What a beautiful, beautiful day."
I said stay, stay, don't ever go away
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.

If you knew how I felt
when you come round for tea.
You dress in you hat
looking pretty just for me.
You know that we dance to Elvis
round and round and round.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.

You've been saying the same thing
every bloody time.
You've been saying it
for years and years and years
and I guess that's why
you twist me up inside.
This could go on, and on,
forever and ever and ever.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.

You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.
You're tough, not a runner,
you're a first rate fuckin' stunner.

cars and football

She likes her men
to stand in a window pane.
She likes her men
to wear the latest Marks & Spencers range.
She likes her men.
to be made of plastic.
She likes her men
to be made of plastic.
On the road
she stares in the shop windows.
She likes the models,
she likes their clothes.

Modern men don't care at all,
they just care about cars and football.
Modern men don't care at all,
they just care about cars and football.

She likes her men
to stand in the window pane.
She likes her men
to wear the latest Marks & Spencers range.
She likes her men
to be made of plastic.
She likes her men
to be made of plastic.
At the mall
she stares at the mannequins
but the mannequins can't move
no the mannequins can't move.

Modern men don't care at all
they just care about cars and football.
Modern men don't care at all
they just care about cars and football.

She likes her men
to stand in the window pane.
She likes her men
to wear the latest Marks & Spencers range.
She likes her men
to be made of plastic.
She likes her men
to be made of plastic.

Well, men look better
dressed in leather
standing in the window of River Island.
Men look better
dressed in leather
standing in the window of River Island.

Modern men don't care at all
they just care about cars and football.
Modern men don't care at all
they just care about cars and football.

wednesdays in my bed

A packet of digestives
and a tub of chocolate spread
is what I like on Wednesdays
when I'm lying in my bed.
I should really get up
and scrub myself to death
but I am happy dirty
on Wednesdays in my bed.

You say summer sunshine
would really help my head
but I am happy lying here
on Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.

You wake me up
but I stay in
You say get up
but I say
I am happy here, I am happy here on
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.

I strive to see this lady
Lying by my side
It's my old mate Suzy
with the funny fuzzy hair.
She says I'm so sorry
"I was drunk, and so were you."
I said don't worry
sweetie pie, I've had worse than you.

You say summer sunshine
would really help my head
but I am happy lying here
on Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.

You wake me up
but I stay in
You say get up
but I say
I am happy here, I am happy here on
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my,
Wednesdays in my bed.