Last Page Humor

This is a true story. It has not happened to me … . yet.
Last night, a couple were sitting in the living room and
he said to her: “I never want to live in a vegetative
state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a
bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out his glass of
Pinot.

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight
from London. After the plane was airborne, drink
orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a glass of
Pinot, which was promptly brought and placed before
him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he
would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores then let liquor touch
my lips.” The Irishman then handed his glass of Pinot
back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know
we had a choice.”