Disclaimer: I don't own Poké, Sonic, Final Fantasy 7, ect., so go get yourselves a coke and have a hell of a good time, y'hear? ^__^

The sun rises, as we look over...Whirl Islands...

Lugia: (Watching American Idol) Man, what a bunch of posers...
Celebi: But this show wasn't supposed to be on till tommorow!
Lugia: We get our shows on FOX a day in advance. ^__^
Celebi: I should've known...

Meanwhile, at the Local Starbocks in Kanto...

Mewtwo: (sipping a coffee) So then, he says "Hey, if I'm a Blue Eyes White Dragon, then how do I compare to Bahamut ZERO?"
Sonic and Shadow: (Bust out laughing)
Mew: ^__^ You're so funny, Mewtwo! I love your humor!
Mewtwo: Well, thanks, Mew.
Sonic: Boy, you two must love being together...
Mew: Damn skippy!

Mew: Hi, I'd like to speak with the owner of this magazine.
Receptionist: Ok, just a minute. (Calls the owner) Hi, there's a pink cat-like, pokémon here to see you. (Pause) Ok, thanks. (Hangs up) He'll be right here, Ms...
Mew: Mew.
Receptionist: O.O I didn't know you was THE Mew! The Mew that goes out with Mewtwo!
Mew: ^__^ Well, that's true...

Suddenly, The Owner of the magazine comes in, and it turns out to be...

Montél Vicious: (With some british accent) HELLO! It's me, Montél Vicious!
Mew: Ummm...that's the guy?
Montél Vicious: Hello, ello? (Eyes Mew) You there! You have the body of a venus!
Mew: Hee hee, I seem to have that effect... (sweatdrop)
Montél Vicious: So, Mew, my dear, what brings you to MY magazine, hmmmmmm?
Mew: Well, this may sound weird, but...I wanna try modeling for you.
Montél Vicious: For what reason, might I ask?
Mew: Rouge the Bat said it pays good money! Plus, it makes you very popular...and seem more sexual...
Montél Vicious: ...I see...
Mew: Do I have to be qualified for the job first?
Montél Vicious: What's your size?
Mew: Don't laugh, but it's 12-Double C...
Montél Vicious: And you can fit them into that fur, and they go unnoticed?
Mew: Well, here, let me show you. (Unzips her upper part of her fur, revealing her goods)
Montél Vicious: You'll do fine. Come with me. (Walks to his office)

They go into his office, and after LOTS of paperwork...

Montél Vicious: Ok, one more question...are you afraid of being in the buff, aka, 'Public Nudity'?
Mew: Y-you mean like...me being... (gulp) ...naked?
Montél Vicious: Of course, sweetie pie. What did you think my magazine was?
Mew: I don't know...only Mewtwo has seen me...
Montél Vicious: (Subdued) I see...well, don't worry. This is a private place, no one will see you nude, but me and my camera!
Mew: (Teasing) I don't know...how do I know I can trust you...?
Montél Vicious: (Blushing) Oh ho ho, please Mew! I'm 35, and happily married.
Mew: But you look 17 or 18ish.
Montél Vicious: Men do use cosmetic surgery too, you know?
Mew: Oh...

Later, out in the modeling room...

Montél Vicious: Ok, camera ready, lights ready...one more thing...Mew! Are you ready?
Mew: (In her dressing room) Um, I g-guess so... (Comes out in a robe, and without her usual pink fur on either)
Montél Vicious: Well, child. This is it, you ready to be a star?
Mew: Ready as I'll ever be! Oh, and one more thing...
Montél Vicious: Yes?
Mew: Send the first copy of this to Mewtwo! I wanna give him a little gift...if you catch my drift. ~__^
Montél Vicious: Mew, you know I will, ASAP too!
Mew: Well, shall we begin?
Montél Vicious: Yes, we shall. (Gets camera ready) Show me love now, girl! (Starts taking pictures) (God, I love this job!)

Mewtwo: (Walking out to get the paper) Man, 800 bucks! I feel like a jackass!
James: Well, hey there, slick! How's that foxy cat of yours?
Mewtwo: She's sleepin'...
James: With you, I bet!
Meowth: Man, she mus' be a demon in da sack!
Mewtwo: You guys are assholes. (Goes inside)

Mew: Hello? Mewtwo? (Flips on the lights, revealing Mewtwo, with an angry look on his face)
Mewtwo: Mew, we have to talk.
Mew: Uhhhh, about what?
Mewtwo: Do you know...WHAT THE HELL THIS CRAP IS?!? (Shows her the current issue of...)
Mew: Oh no! It can't be! The current issue of...ARCHIE'S EROTIC ADVENTURE?!?
Mewtwo: Why'd you waste good money on that piece of garbage?!
Mew: Mewtwo, this ain't ours...it's Ash's.
Mewtwo: (Looks at it) Oh, then send it back to him.
Mew: (Does so, and returns 5 minutes later) He said it was Brock's and he'd give it too him tommorow.
Mewtwo: Ok, lemme see my other mail.
Mew: (I hope he sees my 'personal' letter...hee hee...)
Mewtwo: Bills, bills, Jury Duty...bills, hello, what's this? (Picks up package) This is to inform you, Mewtwo Mewtwo, that you are awfully lucky to have a girl like Mew. Signed, Montél Vicious, 2 HOT 4 U Model Magazine?? What's this?!
Mew: Open it, and see for yourself.

Mewtwo opens it and finds the current issue of...

Mewtwo: You were in this magazine?!
Mew: Just for you, my Mewtwo!

Mewtwo flips through the many pages...

Mewtwo: (Sees a pic) Whoa.
Mew: I know!
Mewtwo: (Sees a better pic) Whoa!
Mew: Tantalizing, isn't it? ~__^
Mewtwo: (Sees a BETTER pic, and drools)
Mew: I'm sexy, aren't I?
Mewtwo: Mew...I've never wanted to make love to you like more than anything in the world!
Mew: Well, what are we waiting for?! Do me now! (Rips her fur off)
Mewtwo: (Gets pinned down by Mew) I guess Steven Tyler is right. Falling in love IS hard on the knees!
Mew: Fine, just do me, dammit! (They start making sweet love)

Outside, watching in the window...

Sonic: Man, I've heard of puppy love, but THIS is too much!
Tails: Eh, Cream does it a lot better...

The next day...

Mew: (Counting her money) 1,000...2,000...man, Mewtwo...I'm as rich as Rouge now!
Mewtwo: As long as you stay sexy, you'll always be rich in my opinion.
Mew: Oh, Mewtwo... (Kisses Mewtwo on the mouth)
Mewtwo: Lemme see what's on the news... (Flips on TV)
Joey McMonstro: In other news, a new model appeared in 2 HOT 4 U model magazine. Her name...Amy Rose!
Mewtwo: O.o Amy Rose?!
Mew: Oh, no! My career is ruined! (Starts bawling)
Mewtwo: Aw, Mew...it's just that old stars fade an-
Rouge: (Busting in) That slut! I want her dead!
Mewtwo: No! Don't kill Mew! She's too sweet!
Rouge: No, Amy Rose!
Mew: She killed your career too?!
Rouge: Damn right!
Mewtwo: We gotta find a way to stop her, that little hellcat!
Mew: (Cha-ching!) Hey, I know! Rouge... (Whispers something in her ear)
Rouge: You mean like...on camera?!
Mew: No, like on Pay-Per-View on Friday Night at Midnight!
Rouge: Eeeeewwwww, you're sick, Mew!
Mewtwo: What do you mean?
Mew: Well, Mewtwo, if you wanna know how to make me famous again... (Whispers her plan to Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: WHAT?!? That's just sick!
Lugia: Hey guys, what about-
Mewtwo: Not now, Lugia!

While Mew and gang plans how to stop Amy Rose, we join a certain Magazine owner...

Steven Viciousberg: So, you wanna beat Amy Rose at her own game, huh?
Mew: Yeah! Gimme a good hot movie! Just look at this ugly and suggestive pose Amy did! She's fickling her folded area!
Steven Viciousberg: (Sees the pic) Be more specific?
Mew: She's playing with her clitoris! How specific is THAT?!
Steven Viciousberg: Let's start flimming, right now...

And as Mew starts her movie, another certain someone comes in...

Steven Viciousberg: Oh, hello?
Rouge: I'd like to-
Steven Viciousberg: Beat Amy at her own game?
Rouge: And I want everyone to see that MY size is better than Amy's.
Mew: Hey, how about a lesbian movie?
Rouge: Mew! Are you serious?!
Mew: I love Mewtwo, but I wanna beat Amy at her own damn game!
Rouge: (Smirks) Well, it sounds fun. I hope Mewtwo won't mind.
Mew: (Whispers) Trust me, he'll be playing 'choke the weedle' if he sees this... (Giggles)

Annoucer: Tonight on SPICE Tv, Mew stars in...Pokémon: The Wild Fantasies.
Brock: Oh, this is gonna be so sweet!
James: Pokémon making love is not my bag...
Jessie: He prefers the human species... (Drags James to somewhere private)
Brock: Damn, I wish Jessie'd done that to me!

Back at Sensual Studios...

Steven Viciousberg: Ok, Mew, I want you take the robe off when I begin flimming...
Mew: Ready when you are, Speilberg-er, I mean, Viciousberg.
Steven Viciousberg: Aaaaand, ACTION!
Mew: (As music begins) Hey, Rouge?
Rouge: Yes, Mew?
Mew: I'm so mad right now...
Rouge: I know. Watching that muscleman show really got me aroused...
Mew: (Starts to take her fur off...)
Rouge: (Strips her cat suit...) Oh, Mew, make me believe!
Mew: I will, honey... (And with that, they start making out ferociously)

Later, after that kinky filming...

Steven Viciousberg: Wow, that was an awesome piece of footage...
Rouge: (Gasping for air) Mew...take it easy next time!
Mew: Sorry, but...it's just the kinda woman...I am...
Mewtwo: (Busts in) MEW! WAIT, I HAD ANOTHER IDEA! (Sees the two butt naked on the floor in a 69 position. He gets a big smile...) Damn!
Mew: (Jumps at Mewtwo and glomps him) Oh, Mewtwo! That was so much fun!
Mewtwo: Uhhh...ummm...why are you doing this again? I'm confused?
Mew: To get revenge on Amy, doofus!

Suddenly, after all that 'loving' emotion...

Amy Rose: You sick twits! You nearly wrecked the community with that filth!
Mew: What, you can't compete against hot psychic pokémon action?
Amy Rose: You guys are so disgusting!
Mewtwo: And you masturbating is not? (Shows her the pic of that suggestive act)
Amy Rose: Eeek! I did that?! I don't remember that!
Montél Vicious: (Busts in) Mew, please! Come back to model for me!
Amy Rose: You little asshole! (Slaps Montél Vicious)
Montél Vicious: What did I do to you, child?
Amy Rose: Explain THIS, you italian-sex-a-holic! (Show him the pic)
Montél Vicious: Huh?! I didn't do that!
Mew: But you hired her, Montél!
Montél Vicious: I just wanted her to go topless under a waterfall, and she agreed!
Amy Rose: Well, if you didn't then...who did?

Montél Vicious: OH, PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS PSYCHO!
Tracy: LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE! I HATE IT!
Guard: (Zaps them both with a tazer) Keep it down! Some of the convicts are in meditation right now!
Montél Vicious: This is all YOUR fault, Tracy!
Tracy: MY FAULT?! What are you talkin' about?!
Montél Vicious: You ruined my magazine, I gotta spend 6 months in jail, and worst of all...I LOST MY BEST CLIENT!!!
Tracy: You know what's worse? YOU GOTTA SPEND 6 MONTHS WITH ME!!! (Laughs wildly)
Montél Vicious: (Banging on the cell-door now) LET ME OUT! LET ME OOOOOOOOOUT!!!