Meanwhile, Your Ex-Boyfriend Barack Obama Had a Ferris Bueller Day in Spain

In case a full weekend spent scrolling through Instagrams of your friends lounging on beaches, trying out new mesh tops, and partying on roof decks wasn't enough to light those FOMO fires, your ex-boyfriend, Barack H. Obama, spent all day Saturday re-enacting Ferris Bueller's Day Off in Spain. The former president and forever swaggertastic Costco-style jumbo snack pack was photographed doing his best Ferris and Cameron impression with King Felipe VI at the Reina Sofia Museum. Meanwhile, a cleverly disguised mannequin was running things back at the Obama Foundation.

Not since the "APESHIT" video has art looked this good. This photo has already been nominated for the Pulitzer Prize in every category. Picasso is so shewk he started drawing people with all their appendages attached in the right places. Not only is the Chi-town silver fox improving the aesthetic of the famous abstract anti-war painting, but he's ably aided by that scrumptious six-foot, six-inch tapas meal, King Felipe VI. Who, in case you forgot, looks like this:

ZAAAAAAAAADDY

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Technically, food isn't allowed in museums, but they made an exception for these snacks.

No wonder the Guernica horse is freaking out! Can you imagine those two dudes just standing in front of you and drinking you in like a fine rioja?! I'd pay good money for that experience. Please tell me this will be one of the attractions at the forthcoming Obama Library. I'll buy a season pass. No, I do not understand how libraries work.

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King Felipe and Obama also looked at a book together, which I can only assume is the scrapbook album I made about my joint wedding to both of them. It's for art!

They then closed out their visit by pulling another, even more iconic Ferris lewk.

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Ben Stein is bugging.

Obama and King Felipe finished their day by pushing Cameron's dad's car off a ledge and leading a parade. So, a regular vacation.

As if my art thirst wasn't bad enough, Obama capped off his visit to Spain with a snack-to-snack meeting with newly elected Prime Minister (of my heart) Pedro Sanchez.

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Even though the room where their tasty buffet took place looks like the hastily thrown together living room of a post-housing bust new construction show home where squatters are now making meth, I don't mind. Their collective beauty transcends the bare walls painted "Days Inn conference room ecru" and the empty bookcase from IKEA's "20-something Single Man With Three Roommates" collection.

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Look at your dude Barack. Out here in this Spanish streets, making everything look better: from classic masterpieces to the eerily empty apartment where a suspect in a movie thriller hides the tracking device the police have placed in his phone, leading them to think that they've caught him but all they discover is the blinking tracker, a Post-It note that says "better luck next time", and two very hot world leaders having a chat. Now that's talent.

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