"Two things, first I would like to announce that I am still truely, deeply, overjoyed with my squad budget, and secondly that this man with the beard has agreed to have a bash at playing in goal. Has anyone else brought their boots, how about you in the green....Jimmy Bullard isnt it?"

For these refreshing bottles of water we are about to drink may the lord make us truly thankful. And while we're at it Lord, can you fix it for Charlton to get a couple of wins in August. Cilla The Musical is on at the Liverpool Empire in September and it would be a lovely surprise surprise if I was still in work and could afford to take Mrs R.