My email is full of spam and bills and newsletters I mean to read but never do. Rarely do I use my personal account to actually, you know, communicate with my actual friends and family. What about you?

Do you, like me, detest your email account? Are you wishing you never subscribed to X, Y, and Z listservs? Do you wonder how your alma mater's alumni association keeps hitting you up for money even though you're broke and you removed yourself from its lists long ago? Aside from the occasional all-caps email from my grandma and a thread involving several far-flung friends, my personal account is largely useless. Don't email me. But what about you?