Nerf!

Among Disneyland castmembers, there is a long-standing tradition of telling jokes about Nerf — a stereotypically foolish Disneyland employee. For your entertainment, we’ve collected a few of the more popular Nerf jokes here. Feel free to add any others you might know in the comments!

Nerf is so dumb that he brings an umbrella to the Tiki Room.

Nerf is so dumb that he describes Dumbo as “never the same ride twice!”

Nerf is so dumb that he bought insurance so he could ride Autopia.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks it’s the actual Matterhorn.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks Tarzan’s Treehouse came after Tarzan’s Onehouse and Tarzan’s Twohouse.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks the name of Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters is funny because it has “ass” in it.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks any guest in mouse ears is a hidden Mickey.

Nerf is so dumb that he reports “pin traitors” to management.

Nerf is so dumb that he keeps asking when the Skyway will be out of refurb.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks Splash Mountain was based on the movie Splash.

Nerf is so dumb that he keeps asking if the subs have found Nemo yet.

Nerf is so dumb that he doesn’t know where the name Disneyland came from.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks the 7 o’clock parade starts at 4:15.

Nerf is so dumb that he wants to know what happened to the Casey Sr. circus train.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks the water in the Rivers of America is good for the environment because it’s “green.”

Nerf is so dumb that he refers to the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh’s exit as “the place where Pooh comes out.”

Nerf is so dumb that he can’t remember the name of the song they play in “it’s a small world.”

Nerf is so dumb that he uses two hands to point with two fingers.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks New Orleans Square is actually square.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks the Haunted Mansion is haunted, Toontown is a real town, and the Jungle Cruise is hilarious.

Nerf is so dumb that he thinks Space Mountain only operates at night.

Nerf is do dumb that he thinks Goofy is a face character.

Nerf is so dumb that he asked Lincoln for an autograph.

Nerf is so dumb that he invented “churro on a stick.”

Nerf is so dumb that he claps his hands and stomps his feet along with “Two Brothers.”

Nerf is so dumb that he has to stop the carrousel to ask for directions.

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