Because when you spend a silly amount of money on a silly, trivial thing that will help you not one jot, you are demonstrating that you have a soul and a heart and that you are the sort of person who has no time for Which? magazine. – Jeremy Clarkson

It is an earlier form of Eastern Arabic, flavored with a touch of mid-south African Swahili, translated to an ancient Rune dialogue, then sent to a Japanese translator who puts the instructions in our parts boxes, then re-interpreted into Jive talk, and then back into Canadian......somewhere it went wrong....