If the Bible is correct, Judgment Day is happening this Saturday. How are you supposed to know if you'll be chosen or left behind? Luckily, the knowledgable folks at Peas and Cougars have created this handy chart:

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Good news for any of us scheduled to have your unpleasant visit from Aunt Flo this weekend — "unclean" women are in the clear! But if you're fond of cursing, sex, or any other fun stuff ("sins"), your blasphemous ass will be left behind.