About Me

The law I do is concerned with blood splatter patterns, bodily fluids and firearms residues as opposed to the more esoteric (and lucrative) commercial stuff. I am also a published novelist ('twentytwelve' published by Adonis and Abbey in 2006) which you should all order immediately in support of my desperate attempt to get its amazon.co.uk rating below half a million!

The rabbit - who is well and content enough - would like to apologise for the protracted period of blogsilence - basically due to busyness and distraction. Here is a man called Bill Shorten - Minister for Something in the Australian Government and plainly a man of towering intellect and independence of mind.