<b>Be a scary rabbit</b><br><br>
Putting on pink ears does not make one a rabbit. You also need a white, fluffy belly.

<b>Be a scary rabbit</b><br><br>
Putting on pink ears does not make one a rabbit. You also need a white, fluffy belly.

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A couple of rabbit laps we'll be staying very far away from.

A couple of rabbit laps we'll be staying very far away from.

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Hippity-hop, we don't stop.

Hippity-hop, we don't stop.

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Rabbits do like to travel in groups, but they don't usually wear matching pants.

Rabbits do like to travel in groups, but they don't usually wear matching pants.

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This just looks uncomfortable.

This just looks uncomfortable.

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The tail is in the wrong place, but his heart is in the right place?

The tail is in the wrong place, but his heart is in the right place?

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This is not a rabbit, but it was amazing enough to merit inclusion.

This is not a rabbit, but it was amazing enough to merit inclusion.

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If Peeps became human, we'd imagine they would look like this guy on the right.

If Peeps became human, we'd imagine they would look like this guy on the right.

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The good thing about being a bunny is you can just lay down wherever you want.

The good thing about being a bunny is you can just lay down wherever you want.

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<b>No pants</b><br><br>
Currently, the No. 1 way to get attention at a music festival is to wear no pants. Which is fine, but if it's now the norm, doesn't that mean wearing pants is now cooler? less

<b>No pants</b><br><br>
Currently, the No. 1 way to get attention at a music festival is to wear no pants. Which is fine, but if it's now the norm, doesn't that mean wearing pants is now ... more

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We don't think this is a dress, so we're calling it no pants.

We don't think this is a dress, so we're calling it no pants.

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She's presumably carrying some pants in that bag.

She's presumably carrying some pants in that bag.

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We're honestly most concerned about the hot feet in this one.

We're honestly most concerned about the hot feet in this one.

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No pants, done correctly.

No pants, done correctly.

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We'll never understand the no-pants/cowboy boots combo. Because you can't ride a horse with no pants.

We'll never understand the no-pants/cowboy boots combo. Because you can't ride a horse with no pants.

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No pants AND a fuzzy hat - almost enough. But it needs more body paint.

No pants AND a fuzzy hat - almost enough. But it needs more body paint.

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Yet another pantsless-fuzzy combo. Which brings us to our next category:

Yet another pantsless-fuzzy combo. Which brings us to our next category:

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<b>Fuzzy things</b><br><br>
Fuzzy hats used to be the most obvious choice.

<b>Fuzzy things</b><br><br>
Fuzzy hats used to be the most obvious choice.

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Fuzzy everything is definitely a good option.

Fuzzy everything is definitely a good option.

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You don't always want fuzzy things on your head or legs. Who said they can't be placed in between?

You don't always want fuzzy things on your head or legs. Who said they can't be placed in between?

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We don't advise leaving the belly un-fuzzied.

We don't advise leaving the belly un-fuzzied.

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What are these fuzzies protecting themselves from?

What are these fuzzies protecting themselves from?

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<b>Hula hoops</b><br><br>
If you're going to go with fuzzy legs, you might want to bring a prop. But we think hula hoops are overdone. A purple chainsaw would be more entertaining.

<b>Hula hoops</b><br><br>
If you're going to go with fuzzy legs, you might want to bring a prop. But we think hula hoops are overdone. A purple chainsaw would be more entertaining.

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Although, hula hoops are great if you're going to get really drunk and need some way to knock people over.

Although, hula hoops are great if you're going to get really drunk and need some way to knock people over.

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And, it is hard to frame yourself for a photo using a chainsaw. You'd probably need two or three chainsaws.

And, it is hard to frame yourself for a photo using a chainsaw. You'd probably need two or three chainsaws.

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<b>'Native American' headdresses</b><br><br>What? Are people still doing this?

<b>'Native American' headdresses</b><br><br>What? Are people still doing this?

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Yep, that looks perfect on you.

Yep, that looks perfect on you.

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This dude is stealing the show with his "Party like a Rockstar" trucker hat.

This dude is stealing the show with his "Party like a Rockstar" trucker hat.

Photo: Getty Images

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<b>Creepy giant disembodied heads</b><br><br>We need to get these for the office.

<b>Creepy giant disembodied heads</b><br><br>We need to get these for the office.

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You don't even have to put the creepy head on a stick if you don't want to.

You don't even have to put the creepy head on a stick if you don't want to.

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Creepy dog head in a Pharrell hat.

Creepy dog head in a Pharrell hat.

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This is by far the best creepy head of them all. And, one thing about cutout disembodied heads, they are great for posing with in the selfie mirror. <br><br> What's that? Just keep clicking.

This is by far the best creepy head of them all. And, one thing about cutout disembodied heads, they are great for posing with in the selfie mirror. <br><br> What's that? Just keep clicking.

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<b>Selfies</b><br><br>It's just like what you do in your bathroom, or in elevators, only everyone else gets to witness it.

<b>Selfies</b><br><br>It's just like what you do in your bathroom, or in elevators, only everyone else gets to witness it.

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More from the selfie mirror.

More from the selfie mirror.

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This is our favorite use of the selfie mirror.

This is our favorite use of the selfie mirror.

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<b>Matching your date</b><br><br>Matchy-matchy couples done wrong.

<b>Matching your date</b><br><br>Matchy-matchy couples done wrong.

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Matchy-matchy couples done right. The kitten tank is what pushes it over the edge.

Matchy-matchy couples done right. The kitten tank is what pushes it over the edge.

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Where are people getting these tank tops, anyway?

Where are people getting these tank tops, anyway?

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We really hope they're going to Denny's after the concert.

We really hope they're going to Denny's after the concert.

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<b>Inappropriate cover-ups</b><br><br>If you want to really turn heads at a festival, just cover up the wrong body parts.

<b>Inappropriate cover-ups</b><br><br>If you want to really turn heads at a festival, just cover up the wrong body parts.

Photo: Getty Images

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Maybe this face cover could become pants?

Maybe this face cover could become pants?

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<b>Flowers, floppy hats and other boring cliches</b><br><br>We thought flowers went the way of the Native American headdress. Meaning, we thought people would stop wearing them to festivals in 2014. Oh, well. less

<b>Flowers, floppy hats and other boring cliches</b><br><br>We thought flowers went the way of the Native American headdress. Meaning, we thought people would stop wearing them to festivals in 2014. Oh, ... more

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We're just getting tired of the flowers, that's all.

We're just getting tired of the flowers, that's all.

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The same could be said for fringe, cutoff shorts and crop tops.

The same could be said for fringe, cutoff shorts and crop tops.

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Flowers on a pole. Now that's something you don't see as often.

Flowers on a pole. Now that's something you don't see as often.

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At least the ubiquitous floppy hat is functional.

At least the ubiquitous floppy hat is functional.

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Floral headbands, however, do not offer shade.

Floral headbands, however, do not offer shade.

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Floppy hats, flower wreaths and pajama pants make for a confusing ensemble.

Floppy hats, flower wreaths and pajama pants make for a confusing ensemble.

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Even the wearer is bored with the floppy hat.

Even the wearer is bored with the floppy hat.

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She doesn't seem to be regretting the leather shorts yet. But regret is on the way.

She doesn't seem to be regretting the leather shorts yet. But regret is on the way.