Cards Against Humanity Stops the Wall

Right now, the federal government is working to pour billions of your tax dollars into building a wall between the
United States and Mexico, despite the fact that walls have been militarily obsolete since the advent of gunpowder.

Last month, 150,000 people paid us $15 to save America with six days of incredible stunts and surprises. For Day One,
we used some of the money to purchase a plot of vacant land on the US/Mexico border and retain a law firm specializing
in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for Trump to build his preposterous wall.

The whole legal process can take quite a long time — who knows, maybe longer than the
current president will be in office? For however long it takes, we are ready for a protracted resistance to any
attempts by the government to build a wall on this land.

– Our lawyers at Graves, Dougherty, Hearon, & Moody

Below is the full statement from our lawyers and a silly illustrated map of the land.

Since the Trump administration is committed to using 12th-century military technology to protect our country from
Mexican invaders, we have responded in kind by building a 30-foot trebuchet, a medieval catapult designed to destroy
walls. We paid 300 gold to increase its attack damage, so it’s very powerful.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will this actually stop the wall?

Unfortunately, the United States government is more powerful than a comedy card game. However, we’ll do everything we can to protest the wall and slow down the process of eminent domain. If Trump tries to build a wall on our land, we’ll be a big pain in the ass.

Are you going to knock down the wall with your trebuchet?

For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. We cannot possibly overstate that we are not going to crush Trump’s twenty-billion-dollar wall with our totally badass trebuchet. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.

Wait, this is only the first day?

Yes, there are still five more days of incredible surprises!

What can I do to help stop the wall?

Here are some organizations you can support that are currently working to fight the wall: