These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Game of ThronesLady Olenna: The Lords of Westeros are sheep. Are you a sheep? No. You’re a dragon. Be a dragon.

GrantchesterSidney: It’s one thing for someone to accuse you of not belonging. It’s another to know it in your heart that they’re right.

The Bold TypeOliver: Real is good. Real is what makes you who you are.

YoungerLiza: You sure know a lot for denying you have anything to do with the stuff.Redmond: Well, what else am I supposed to do alone on a Friday night after an entire bottle of rosé and seeing an ex on Instagram with his new boy toy in Costa Rica?

KilljoysGander: I can give you whatever you hunger for.Delle Seyah: Said every gross man ever.

Wynonna EarpDolls: Neutral men are the devil’s allies.

Turn: Washington’s SpiesMary: The man you are is a man who would do anything for his friends.

Robert: Those whose sit on the picket fence are impaled by it.

Orphan BlackFelix: My sister and I are orphans, you see, and, um, we could’ve ended up anywhere. We could’ve ended up in any family. And if we had, we would’ve been entirely different people. But my mum, Siobhan, this woman, come on, this woman… This woman, she chose us as her own. We are who we are because she carried two little London urchins on her wings to Canada. Watching her raise my sister, watching my sister raise her own daughter, finding my biological sister… it’s quite mad. It’s taught me that we are all… mysterious works of chance. Of choice. Of nature versus nurture. So, to my galaxy of women, thank you for the nurture.

These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

GrantchesterSidney: This is the life we are here for. We owe it to ourselves to live it.

Preacher
Jesse: This woman last night, she told me about some secret organization with designs on world domination. You know about that?Cassidy: Yeah. Sure. Which one? Is it Z.O.G.? Rosicrucians, Reptilians? Secret society of alien lizards. They impersonate celebrities in an attempt to take over the planet through popular culture. Is that it?
Jesse: …No.

WillAlice: You’re a man. Don’t talk to me about not being free.

Marlowe: Greatness comes at a cost. Yours is to endure your guilt.

Animal KingdomSmurf: Everything’s fine. Bring your gun.

The Bold TypeKat: Open a bottle of gin. Chase it with nothing. Start typing.

Sutton: I can’t have my hand up there an hour before I’m supposed to shake it with the entire ad sales team.

SuitsHarvey: You know I have more than one trick, right?Mike: No, I kow you think you do, but just because you put on a different costume doesn’t make it a different trick.Harvey: Yeah, I liked you better when you were drunk.Mike: I liked you better when I was drunk too.

Queen of the SouthEl Santo: I will not be infected by your faithless deals!Teresa: And yet, here we are.

Guero: I’m not saying I’m not gonna kill you. I just…I’m not gonna kill you right now.

KilljoysBanyan: I thought you were just the funny one.
Johnny: I multitask.

D’avin: I know I should feel worse about punching an old blind dude, but I don’t, and I’m cool with that.

Playing HouseMaggie: I want to shove my mouth full of meat, and then I wanna hit the dance floor!

Bob the DragQueen: We’re all born naked, and the rest is drag!

Turn: Washington’s SpiesAnna: I don’t just have a job to do. I have a job to pretend to do.

Orphan BlackKrystal: She’s been poisoned…by big cosmetics. What about that is confusing?