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I've rarely been as little amused or entertained by a film as I was while watching Baywatch. If it weren't for the absolutely stunning Alexandra Daddario, I would have turned this off. Thankfully, she's a goddess. "

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DVD- 1hr. 56min.
First Viewing
You can't just update an absurd television series by adding "fucks" and "shits" to it, as Baywatch constantly proves. The film just isn't that funny, which is something that the film might be able to overcome if a) it didn't try so hard to be and b) the action was better. The cast is solid though, and probably could've helped make an endearing franchise if the screenwriters had given them anything to work with, and a few scenes are salvaged thanks to their work. N"

"The Winner- Baywatch
Runner-Ups:
Fist Fight
Horror Story
Transformers: The Last Knight
Geostorm
The Rest from Most to Least Guilty:
xXx: The Return of Xander Cage
The Fate of the Furious
Dead Before Dawn
Assassin's Creed
Absolutely Anything
Dave Made a Maze
The Belko Experiment"