Tickets for Olympic events featuring Victoria Pendleton sold out already

Organisers (to use the term loosely) of the London 2012 Olympics have announced that all tickets for events featuring Victoria Pendleton have already sold out.
'They all seem to have been bought by a man in Wiltshire,' said a spokespersonman. 'When he rang the ticket line, we asked why he was so interested in cycling. He seemed rather puzzled by this question, asking what cycling had to do with anything. When we explained that Miss Pendleton was a cyclist, he said he'd never heard her called that before, but to give him all the tickets anyway.'
We managed to phone the person concerned, but when we mentioned Miss Pendleton to him he started breathing heavily, said he had to lie down and hung up on us.