so this guy told me that he liked me and i could tell cuz he kept putting his arm around my and like wanted to hold my hand and stuff, so he wanted to know if i liked him but i had a panic attack and said i didnt but after i thought about it and i did like him back so this morning i told my friends and we went to go find him but i was freaking out cuz i've never told a guy i liked him before so...they yelled down the hallway for him but he didnt come and i was around the corner like freaking out and then they say out loud "HEY DAL!!!! SOLA WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU"LL GO OUT WITH HER!!!!!" (not my idea) so i liked died and fell over flat on the ground with my stomach on the floor and i laugh when i'm in embarassed so I'm laughing really hard and i started to cry and he comes around the corner all scared and i look up with tears in my eyes and he helps me up and i was like I'm so sorry D: this was not part of my plan and then he like then trys to leave as fast as he can and i told him the whole story about my panic attack and i even said "Its like hitler entering a room of jews" thats how scared i was so then i was like r we going out now or what then he had to think about it during first hour and then before second he said no maybe later so i was like what just happened then i found out he just broke up with his gf who was cheating on him and then i relized he probably said he liked me so i wouldnt go out with any other guy :3

also This girl i knew since 6th grade we talked alot but we were never close u know?
and so today shes like "sola I love flirting with u" i was like o.o then she said why cant u be bi for me? i was like ur bi? o.o and shes like yep then shes says, why do all the cute ones have to be straight?

then we had 7th and 8th graders messing with all the stuff in the band room cuz they had a concert and they almost broke my bass, thats how bad they were, after that i was pissed : 3 I yelled at them but they just said we dont have to listen to u e.e

When we went to walmart and we need milk among many other items. So my friend, Keyo, walked over to grab some milk and she she came back with the one that my mother didn't want. And then I remembered that I was wrong and she was right. So I told her to come back over but she was already there, standing behind a couple. The guy, turns around, looks at Keyo, who stares back at him and he holds his hands out and she, confused, holds her out too. He then takes the milk jug out of her hands and puts it back.

I couldn't hold it in and I cracked up laughing. So we both just walked away and forgot about the milk. It was pretty weird.....but funny xD

I went to the Library to begin my daily tasks. I coughed while looking for books and this old lady turned to me and went "SHHHH!!"

Then I went food shopping. On my way to the shop I got stopped by a monk asking for money, and I said "No I haven't got any money" and he said "Then why are you in a shopping center?" so I thought hmmmm now here's a smartass. So I replied "Well the thing is, I pay for everything with plastic like a normal person." and walked off.

The milk was leaking and I left a trail of milk all the way around the shop, I didn't realize until I was at the cash register and turned around to see a shopkeeper mopping it up after me wondering where on earth it was coming from. I said "leave the milk!" and paid and packed my goods and left immediately.

Then, on the way home....got stuck in traffic. Looked to my right to see a man with an unusually pleasured look on his face, leaning his head back and I was like "wtf " I think he was whacking off...

On my left side, a guy had the exact same song as me playing on the radio at the same high volume, except his radio was a little behind mine for some reason so the songs we had a bit of a harmony going on.

uhh Last Friday I guess.
I was travelling from 2AM and got back to a city near my hometown by about 11AM that day. Spent all day waiting to see if the buses north were running cause the trains weren't. I ended up staying overnight in the city cause I couldn't travel due to all the snow. I met a total of 13 people I knew from my hometown who were in the same situation.

Was on my way home from work when the front wheel on my bike suddenly locked...
Flipped over and thought it'd hurt a lot to fall.
Strangely, my 20 year old judo reflexes kicked in and I could get up and continue my way home in a matter of seconds..
Got some mud on my jacket, but else there's no sign of a fall

I guess... Friday? Someone gave my friend and I the finger from behind a window, I look at my friend and say "Did you just see THAT?" and she says, "OH its OKAAYYY!! I did it back "

Haha the way she said it with that bright innocent smile on her face was EPIC!

And earlier that day, I stole half a guy's lunch, and ate all of it, plus a sandwich I had, and a bunch of other stuff.. Most I've ever eaten, all the dudes were shocked to see a skinny girl eat so much food..

Later at soccer practice, a real jerk/bully at my school turned out to be... nice?

Then at my friend's house... We were listenin' to music on one of those tv stations that just plays music.. And this song called

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Detachable Penis

comes on, we all went O.o It was, I believe, the dumbest thing I've ever heard.