Red Carpet

Back in her Transformers heyday, Megan Fox had a small problem with opening her mouth and letting words come out of it. Words like "Hitler" and, well, basically any thought in her head. But, now that she's humbled herself and crawled back to Michael Bay,… More »

Because you don't come to this site to read about how small your dick is for cowering like a pussy behind guns, here's Megan Fox at the Mexico City premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where I'll assume the promotional poster featured the Turtle… More »

Yesterday, we found out that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna which was also the reason for Solange's elevator attack if we're all going to start believing lizard people talking points now. Why make them go through the trouble of secretly putting mind control in our water? That's my motto. More »

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con's Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron - minus pregnant ScarJo - after an awkwardly brief… More »

Despite a release date that's almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by… More »

- Jennifer Lawrence might be single again. [Lainey Gossip] - Aretha Franklin will eat her goddamn burger wherever she wants, Johnny Rockets. [Dlisted] - So the axe goes up her butt? Is that what I'm supposed to take away from this? [Fishwrapper] - Sunday Is A Good Day For… More »

Welcome to Day Two of our Comic-Con coverage which I'm telling myself will justify beefing this Friday to go see Guardians of The Galaxy and spending way too long writing a dick-joke laden review of it. Lies are fun. Anyway, let's get to it. I've still got… More »

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I'm not even joking. So here's a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within: Mega… More »

Because people like me will never understand how breasts work (Chlorophyll?), there's been a lot of talk recently about Selena Gomez getting implants. Except here she is over the weekend looking noticeably less chestier which means she probably didn't get new boobs. Unless... she forgot to do that thing where… More »

It's no secret that Gwyneth Paltrow had tons of affairs while surreptitiously monogamous, but that was before she was locked in a battle to see who can be the most courteous separatist and still have sex with other people because it's important to prove she lives o… More »

If there's one thing that sticks it to your ex while he plows his way through aquatic ass-beasts, it's a new tattoo, so here's Selena Gomez showing off hers on Instagram. It apparently translates to "Love Yourself First" which is incredible because that's literally all I do… More »

You probably know Farrah Abraham from her upcoming book on Christian parenting, so you shouldn't be surprised to learn that like most Christ-loving authors, she also has a line of erotic sex toys which she launched over the weekend by licking them right in the rubber vulva. More »

For those of you don't remember Katherine Heigl - which is understandable - she was once an aspiring actress who catapulted to fame by starring in Knocked Up and the ABC drama Grey's Anatomy only to publicly shit on both projects before starring in a series of… More »

Now that Shia LaBeouf has been effectively discredited thanks to a month of terrorizing New York with piss and butt-grabbing, it's time to ask the hard questions about how he's definitely a victim of MK Ultra. It's totally obvious. Which brings us to Vigilant Citizen,… More »

This right here. This is what I'm talking about. No one could survive that. Because God looked down upon the cockroach and said, "Lo, shall you persevere against insurmountable odds and spread blowjays across the earth for all eternity as penance for your bespeckled form which is a blight upon my eyes,"… More »

On Friday, Amy Adams tried to quietly pull a super classy move by giving a soldier her first class seat on a flight from Detroit to Los Angeles. She discreetly arranged it with the flight crew and almost got away with it except ESPN2's Jemele Hill happened to also… More »

Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf terrorizing a homeless guy before… More »