THE PERFECT MATCH . . . Where else would an immature, entitlement minded, young gun quarterback unhappy in his current situation want to go? In fact, where would such a quarterback be more than excited to go than to a team that hasn’t had stability from the quarterback position with a supportive head coach named . . . LOVIE?

It’s obvious . . . I don’t know why I didn’t think of it sooner. The Chicago Bears have had a turbulent recent history with quarterbacks and Jay Cutler steps right in as their first Pro Bowl quarterback since 1985 when Super Bowl Champ Jim McMahon was shaking up Chi-town.

He’s already a hero to the fans and hasn’t stepped one foot onto Soldier Field.

DA Bears – and will we EVER stop calling them DA BEARS? Over my dead polish sausage – gave up their first round (18th) pick and third round (84th) pick in the 2009 draft, plus another first rounder in 2010 and their latest starting QB, Kyle Orton for Jay Cutler and the Broncos’ fifth round pick this year.

Did GM Jerry Angelo overpay?

The Chicago Tribune quotes Brian Urlacher as saying, “They gave up a lot. Cutler must be pretty good.”

“I guess we got better as a team,” Urlacher added, “But I will say this: I think Kyle Orton is a good quarterback. He’s a great teammate. I hope he does really well in Denver.”

Therein lies the question . . . what type of teammate will Cutler be? What kind of leader?

AND who the hell is Cutler going to throw to?

Chicago still has eight picks in this year’s draft, only missing out on the first round – and with Cutler in the fold, who wants to put additional first round money on the books anyway? With picks to work with, Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith have to land receivers to catch Cutler’s rockets.

Crybaby Cutler has a confidence that’s shaken, and was looking for a warm, fuzzy, womb-like environment from his head coach to support his fragile ego. He got just that in Lovie Smith who has a history of supporting HIS QUARTERBACK . . .

In a week that began with three blowouts on Thanksgiving, leaving football fans unaffiliated with the victorious starving for competitive contests, the playoff picture began to shape up a bit heading into the final quarter of the season. Well, somewhat . . .

Here are my thoughts on some of the games and players who managed not to shoot themselves in the leg this past weekend – more on that idiocy later:

A THIRD HELPING OF DOMINATION PLEASE: Okay, so we knew the first two games would be exciting only for fans of Tennessee and Dallas, but the last game slated for Thanksgiving night between Arizona and Philadelphia looked as if it would measure up to be a competitive one, right? Donovan McNabb named as starter for a chance to redeem himself after being benched for the untested Kevin Kolb the week before . . . Kurt Warner and the greatest show on field turf ventures back to the east coast to see if they can exorcise their “yeah, but” demons . . . Both teams have birds for nicknames . . .

And that was the ONLY thing these two foes had in common once they stepped onto Lincoln Financial Field. Donovan McNabb broke the wishbone and got the big piece – 4TD passes, 260 yards through the air and went 27 for 39, finishing with a completion percentage of over 66 percent.

Arizona now owns a record of 7-5 and leads the putrid NFC West with the majority of their wins coming within their own division, and their losses all to teams with winning records. What does that spell? A high flying F-L-U-K-E . . .

In the two earlier games, Dallas looked like an offensive machine and their defense chipped in with seven sacks against the lowly Seahawks. The only hitch in the Cowboys giddy-up came when the NFL’s sack leader, DeMarcus Ware (15 sacks), Marion the Barbarian, and guard Kyle Kosier were injured. And the Titans walloped the Lions so badly that I am beginning to believe Detorit won’t be able to buy a win this season. Are they next in line for a bailout?

NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU: San Diego isn’t charging anything these days. At 4-8, they are completely and udderly out of contention. The offense line is just that – OFF – Ladainian Tomlinson is a shadow of himself and the loss of Shawne Merriman looms as the most costly in the league this year. A third loss in a row at home to Oakland on Thursday would be a humiliating capper to their season, because it’s OVAH . . .

CIRCLE THE WAGONS – IT’S TIME TO PACK IT IN: Ah, the beauty of a new season . . . kinda like falling in love all over again, until that love is put to the test. After Buffalo began the season with four straight wins, media and fans started to fall for those Bills. Now sitting at 6-6 and taking a look back, those victories were against Seattle, Jacksonville, Oakland and St. Louis . . . not so impressive anymore, right? A loss to Arizona and a win over San Diego (see above) preceeded their latest run of six games where their only win came over the Chiefs, otherwise known by their full name “Chief Two Wins”. If all the other contending teams lose and Buffalo wins out, they may have a chance. Reality is, they don’t. The honeymoon is over in Buffalo, but the question is, did it ever really start?

Other teams that slapped a big L on their foreheads for the year after losing in Week 13: Green Bay Packers, New Orleans Saints, Chicago Bears – no chance to come back now. The pack is too thick and too much has to go wrong for everyone ahead in the standings . . . better luck next year . . .

HOLY TURNOVER BATMAN: Forcing five turnovers in the second half against the Patriots at home, the Steelers put the SLOP in New England’s sloppy play, leading to a 33-10 statement win. The Pittsburgh Steelers’ linebackers, James Harrison and Lamar Woodley, have a friendly competition going to see who can sack the quarterback more . . . with 14 for the year, Harrison is winning by 2.5 sacks. That makes a total of 25.5 sacks between the two, the most is Steelers history. He is third in the league and is making a case for not only Defensive Player of the Year, but also for MVP. Why? The #1 ranked defense in the Steel City is striking fear in the hearts, minds, and especially bodies, of quarterbacks and offensive coordinators everywhere, and is more responsible for their success while playing the most difficult schedule in the league than Big Ben and their efficient offense that hangs int here and makes a team pay for mistakes. And James Harrison is the stand out piece of Dick LeBeau’s puzzling defensive scheme in 2008. Troy Polamalu, Lamar Woodley, and Lawrence Timmons have also made huge contributions. All in all, I wouldn’t want to face the latest version of the Steel Curtain. Look out Dallas . . .

Like a team going deep into the playoffs, I gotta run. Till next time . . .