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Hmm, Carter, I beg to differ. See, Sephiroth was killed BEFORE Meteor hit.

Or so we thought...

You see, Seffy, being the smart guy he is, realized how much it would suck if Cloud and crew did all that work for nothing. So, when Cloud handed him the Black Materia, he used it for two things: to summon Meteor and to take a long vacation to...the moon! Yes, the moon! Because the moon is a very nice place to be, complete with beaches and other fun forms of entertainment (If YOU were trapped in a Mako crystal for years you would want to get away too!) So Sef hired some moon hobo to go take his place on earth.

The poor hobo was defeated...poor hobo. So everything was going great until Sef realized that he left his teddy bear back on Earth...poor Seffy. Having forgotten about Cloud, he used his Black Materia to go back to Earth peacefully. BUT! Cloud, being the spikey haired idiot he is, saw his arch rival and started flipping out. Sef had no choice but to fight...for Teddy!

And that woman in the wheelchair? She's the lady who made Teddy. See, what happens is *spoiler alert!* Sephiroth finds out that Cloud gave Teddy to Red XIII to use as a chew toy. Poor Teddy was shedded to pieces. Sephiroth goes to find his bear's mother, but she is injured because Cloud accidently stabbed her in the heart with his hair when he went to go pick up her cane for her. She's not dead, but very very hurt. This only increases Sef's rage even more.

Originally posted by Blaine the shogun is #1:Hey! I'm a realistic pessimist! Get it right!

There are two types of people, pessimists, and optimists. Some people refer to themselves as realists, but they are really just members of one of the afformentioned groups, they just call themselves realists.