Dog And A Possum

My dog and a possum had babies
What do you think of that
With a head like a bat
And a tail like a rat
I wonder if they’ll get rabies

One cold winter’s night
With the thaw of spring just in sight
Mister Possum came a calling
The little Boston T all full of farts
And lots of puppy lust in her heart
Her ass out the back door went a hauling

What happened next out there
I really don’t think I care
To know a thing about it
But when the Boston T came back in
With that doggie style grin
I said shoot that possum and mount it

My dog and a possum had babies
What do you think of that
With a head like a bat
And a tail like a rat
I wonder if they’ll get rabies

Now here I am with eight ugly mutts
Yelping and whining gonna drive me nuts
They got a face only their mother can love
Game warden stopped by, this he said
I think those things be better off dead
Why don’t you send them to heaven above

I looked at him and looked at my wife
Said get the fuck out of my life
These are my freaks and this is my show
They ain’t pretty might make you sick
But who lives and dies ain’t my shtick
Just like you they’re free to go

My dog and a possum had babies
What do you think of that
With a head like a bat
And a tail like a rat
I wonder if they’ll get rabies

I took the pups gave them a hug
Ugly little cuss with ugly little mugs
Told them you’ll be safe with me
I’ll take you brothers, take you sisters
Keep you away for the ugly misters
Telling me to put you out of your misery

So me and my wife we raised them up
She, me the Boston T and all eight pups
Spending our days just being free
They may look like trolls or giant bats
Face like a gremlin and tail like a rat
But they’ll always be our family

My dog and a possum had babies
What do you think of that
With a head like a bat
And a tail like a rat
I wonder if they’ll get rabies