LE

We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
The man who invented predictive text has just pissed away. His funfair is next monkey.

LE

I 'spose he doesn't sweat either, and that his pores are completely sealed, or that there's no evaporation from his gob, eyes and hoofing gurt nose?

How does he replace moisture lost through evaporation? Osmosis?

Adam Smith - 1776 said:

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.

That's as may be, but he's not a cactus. He will most definately lose moisture through various orifices and pores. If it's not replaced, he'll become desecated, or mumified for want of a better term. Not only this, but all bodies need not only hydration, but 'flushing' too, to wash out or expunge the waste products created by merely being alive.

Like I said - it's a croc of sh!te.

Adam Smith - 1776 said:

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.

Not eating or drinking for 2 weeks, while uncomfortable, is not impossible.

Not passing any urine at all while maintaining some semblance of homeostasis ought to be. However, he managed it.

2 weeks of complete anuria is theoretically a medical disaster - it generally means your kidneys are completely fucked and you are about to become very ill very quickly. This chap, however, seems well.

I'm sceptical as well. But I'm very interested to find out exactly what IS going on.

Some people are like slinkys - seemingly entirely useless, yet still can raise a smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.