Kelly Clarkson Still Really Fat

You know, if they didn’t want Kelly Clarkson to try and eat the microphone, they shouldn’t have made the mic in the shape of a delicious foot-long Ho-Ho. That’s just setting her up for failure. It’s like waving a red flag in front of a bull. Fortunately for us, I’m pretty sure Kelly Clarkson is totally colorblind. I think it’s pretty obvious she only sees in shades of chocolate and bacon.