When normal people go to see a basketball game at a stadium, they usually leave their kid with a $10/an hour teenage babysitter or if they’re a Lohan, they leave their kid in the backseat of the car with a bottle full of gin. But when the duke and duchess of the one percent, Jay-Z and Beyonce, go to Brooklyn’s Barclays Center, which he owns less than 0.2% of, they drop Blue Ivy Carter and her team of nannies in a luxury nursery that they pay over $83,000 a month for. MONEY: Jay-Z and Beyonce like wasting it!

A source tells UsWeekly that Barclays rents out 11 private suites and, of course, Jay-Z’s cost the most. When Blue Ivy Carter isn’t slobbering on the walls of Jay-Z’s private suite, he lets his friends use it. The source said this mess of words:

“Jay rents a luxurious basement suite for $1 million a year. It has an area for Blue filled with toys. It’s all glass with a champagne bar and TV screen. Jay lets friends use his digs when he’s not there.”

Oh okay, so Blue Ivy Carter’s nursery is just in an “area” of Jay-Z’s suite. Let’s say Blue Ivy Carter’s private space takes up 25% of the suite, that’s around $20,000 a month for a nursery space that she sometimes sits in every now and again. Jay-Z and Beyonce spending that much money on BIC’s sometime nursery makes sense, because studies show that little babies are so much happier and healthier when they’re sitting in luxury spaces!

If I went to BIC’s luxurious nursery at Barclays and asked her if she’s happy, she’d stop playing with her rattle carved out of a giant diamond and say to me, “Googoojiggablahblahsingladiesgaggadrooooool.”

If I went to the playpen in the kitchen that my cousin’s baby plays in and asked her if she’s happy, she’d stop playing with her plastic blocks from The Dollar Tree and say to me, “Googoojiggablahblahsingladiesgaggadrooooool.”

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