1. You’re no longer the guy in this video.
Remember how you broke Michael Jordan off with that crazy crossover and everyone knew you were the next big thing in the NBA? Yeah, so do we. It was a great thing knowing that we had something to look forward to after MJ decided enough was enough. Unfortunately, that time is long gone now. So, crossing over here? Good. Crossing over the Atlantic Ocean to play ball? Bad. Are we clear?