As incredible as it seems, and even though we’ve gone there numerous times, we still hadn’t reviewed the iconic Miami Beach Restaurant on the Ilha de Luanda. It’s one of the first and oldest restaurants of its kind on the Ilha. From the heady, exclusive first few years of existence (Miami used to be THE place) until today, Miami has gone steadily downhill, but it’s still a great option for those who like to eat a decent place of food, a nice drink oceanside, and a relaxed place to chill with friends. This restaurant continues to be a respected and well-frequented cultural space, hosting several music shows, fashion performances and award ceremonies a month.

We went to Miami on a weekday afternoon recently and it was deserted. The fact that it’s currently winter here probably explains it. We waited less than 5 minutes to be seated on a clean, well-placed table. Despite the empty restaurant, service was still incomprehensibly slow. When we did finally get our order, it was quite good – avocado milkshake, three sandwiches, water and juice. Keep in mind that menu choices are somewhat limited. Our bill came about 10 minutes after we asked for it.

Unfortunately the bathrooms are rather smelly, but other than that this is a very well-kept, ample space with its own private beach and a killer sunset view. If you go at night, be alert when you return to your car.