Tanglefoot's Dog Jokes

THE DOG AT THE
FUNERAL

A man was walking his
dog along the road when he saw an unusual funeral procession approaching the
nearby cemetery. A solitary man was walking a large dog on a leash,
following 2 black hearses. Behind him were about 200 men walking in single
file.

The onlooker couldn't
cope with not knowing what was going on, so he respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know it's a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose is
it?'

The man replied, 'The
first hearse is for my wife.'

The onlooker then
asked, 'What happened to her?'

'My dog attacked and
killed her,' was the reply.

'Whose is the second
hearse?' was the next question.

The man answered, 'My
mother-in law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'