Maybe if DIZ found a way to make chess funny. Maybe he could plaster images from his precious Bestiary all over the board? Or he could turn the King peice into a penis, the Queen into a vagina, and so on! The rook could be a turd! --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 16:15, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

It should just have a complete lack of rules, but people have to explain their moves. "My bishop bores your rook with longwinded ranting about how homosexuals are abominations, and the rook suicides." "For no reason whatsoever, a black hole opened up in the middle of the board." "Everyone knows the black kings run faster" "KEKEKEKEKEKE ZERG PAWN RUSH!" --User:Nintendorulez 18:59, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, it'll work, DIZ. The complete lack of rules rules! At least now you NEVER know what happens next. In real chess, you have some idea, but here: NO! I like it this way. --$$$ - RichDude530 - $$$(RANT)(MUN) 17:03, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

I disagree with the lack of rules though. Chess has to have rules, else it's gibberish. The more complex and confounding the rules, the better, of cause. Secondly, rules cannot be broken (aka you cannot change rules after they're made. However, very specific situational rules can be added, within reasonable limits.) Thirdly, any move done by one side, must be capable of being done by the other (with the exception of the "moving first" rule). Lastly, nobody wins, everybody dies.

Basically, in my opinion this should be a parody of Chess, and not Starcraft/Monopoly/Game-of-the-current-time-period.

In addition, before/during implementation any rules should be carefully noted down in a seperate official page, for scorekeeping. Rules must be clearly defined and reusable (not necessarily in the same game, but must be possible to use at different points in a single game). This is to prevent misintepretation and allow the other side a fair chance to not abuse it in their advantage. (ok, you can start flaming me now) --Quira 17:26, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

First off, Multiplayer Chess IS for parody, secondly; I already gave you a link to a place you can play a serious game. As for the notation thing, fine, you can do notation, but on the same page. Keep in mind: This ain't Wikipedia. --SeñorDiZtheGreatCUNAOTM( Worship me!)(Praise me!)(Join me!)AMEN! 17:46, 17 September 2006 (UTC)