356 comments to “Hey, John Mayer!”

Thats not nice perezo.
John is very nice person and doesnt deserve to be humiliated like this.
This is not right.
Alteast we know he was drunk, that should save him.
But you don't know how this could affect him.
You could cause him some major harm here.
Think about ok perezo?!
Don't do it cause you can.

Perez, I don't understand what the point of this post is. I honestly think it makes you look desperate because you are trying to destroy the reputation of a very talented musician. And for what? It doesn't make sense. I think most people will agree that John was obviously very drunk and any fan of his knows what kind of sense of humor he has. Which was probably heightened with alcohol. So whatever, get over yourself!!

PEREZ YOU ARE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE AND I CANT BELIEVE I KEPT COMING BACK TO UR SITE. FOR AWHILE THE INFO WAS INTERESTING, NOW ITS ALL SHITTY ARTICLES AND SELF APPRECIATING CRAP. GET OVER YOURSELF! YOU'RE A HANGER ON, NO CELEBS ACTUALLY LIKE U, THEY JUST WANT GOOD PRESS!!!!

I DONT REALLY LIKE JOHN MAYER, BUT AFTER THIS, I AM DONE WITH YOUR WEBSITE. YOU ARE A WEIRD LITTLE GAY MAN, WE ALL KNOW THEM! THEY ARE BITCHY AND CONNIVING.

Perez get over it, so he kissed you… wow, consider yourself lucky and get over it, let it go, I am sure you wanted him to fuck you but all you got was a kiss, stop milking it, get over it… all this is starting to sound like it was more of a pity kiss…

As of today April 4 I can't decide whether or not I want you in my life. I like to know about the celebs but John is my heart and soul, his music inspires and creates some beauty in this fucked up world. He is a talented man fidning his own way not by shameless links and " i am so into this weird euro pop" ploy. He had a point when he said that you of all people should know how it feel to be critisized for being a gay man. I just don't get it. I am puzzzled.

How can you get so much joy out of exploiting a possibly homosexual?
I don't understand.
I mean, what the fuck?
This is extremely offensive,
even to me, a heterosexual female.
Aren't you supposed to be a positive representation of the gay community?
Why are you using this most likely meaningless male on male "kiss" as revenge?
You are a hypocrite.
A fucking hypocrite.

I now have such a strong feeling of disgust towards you.
How dare you call yourself a proud gay man.
You are an ugly person, inside and out.

You are so yesterday perez. Lately your all about dissing old ladies ,Avril Lavigne hating and John Mayer outing. No interesting, not amusing, not nice.
Your acting like a spurned high school girl.Bring it up a notch. You attention seeking now(how desperate). And just for the record a lie detector test can be cheated(bio feedback) raising or lowering your heart rate/pulse rate and body temperature. A lot of people use it as a form of dealing with pain as an alternative to drugs. Are you really that desperate for the attention. Your acting like a spoiled child looking for attention through bad behavior. Grow up and salvage what you can of your "fame".

You are disgusting. How can you be proud of this? If it's true, why not keep it to yourself? Why do you have to tell the world? Do you really think majority of people will give you props for kissing and telling? You are just a fame wh*re…

really? this is pathetic…to stoop this low? you can't laugh off a random blog? instead you have to make the entire world question one man's sexuality? what a cunt! perez, get over yourself! the world loves john mayer, maybe if you learned to have a little fun and not "dog" on the rest of the world, the world would love you too. lie detector or not, everyone knows john mayer is not gay, but if he was/is, you should at least give him the benefit of the doubt to come out on his own, don't spread a horrible rumor just because you didn't like what he said…fucking cunt.

poor john mayer…
he was probably super drunk
ya know beer goggles…
or perez payed him
although personally i would never take perez's money
the douchbag has made it by exploiting other people
but i really shouldnt judge seeing as how im on his site
still i really feel sorry for him he must have been one of those kids who got bullied and tore down because of his appearance and now hes getting revenge by making other peoples lives miserable through sarcasm and invasion of privacy

I HAVE JUST REALIZED THE OBVIOUS TRUTH. To do this you have to pretend that you are John Mayer and ask yourself 2 questions,
1) Given all that she is would you still jump Jessica - Ans, YES!
2) If you developed latent homosexual tendencies and decided you wanted to experiment with your sexuality would you snog Perez - Ans, Get the fuck outta here, I would rather shag Shane MacGowan!!

hey perez, i must say that i am disappointed - but definitely not with the hook-up, john was looking FIERCE at the grammys this year. But when you came to CalPoly you adamantly refused to tell us who "out-perezed Perez," swearing that you would tell not a soul until you published your memoir at some elderly age, and then a few mere months later you spill it all! But i suppose i can't complain, seeing as you make your living on telling secrets.

OH, GOSH! IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN FIXED! OH HECK NO! NOT TO SAVE PEREZ' PRECIOUS NAME!

YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HACK, MARIO! LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEEMS LIKE BARELY ANYONE BELIEVES YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN HAS 10000 TIMES THE FANS YOU COULD EVER HAVE, DOUCHBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whether you did or did not kiss John doesn't really matter, trust me, the majority of people could care less. WHAT they are talking about is the fact that you DO kiss and not only TELL but post it alllllllllllll over your website over and over again while perpetuating it more so with this lie dectector test and results. You have now effectively placed yourself outside the "circle of trust" IF there was any other famous men interested in you, you have just proved that you will go straight to your site and write a story about it just to generate some extra hits for the month on your website.

which in the end makes you so incredibly sad not to mention uncouth, you are a "name dropper."

You're an flaming asshold Perez. I don't know who you are or where you came from. I hope you get your ass kicked by someone real soon. You are a has been idiot and the ugliest gay guy I have ever seen. John wouldn't stoop to humping you buddy. Keep dreaming.

This is horrible. This whole disgusting publicity stunt you've arranged just to get back at John Mayer for blogging about what he really thinks about you and your ridiculous celebrity obessesed site. This is the first time I've actually visited your site because I heard through the grapevine about this whole media stint about you proclaiming you made out with JM. I don't believe it. And lie detectors can easily be altered if you know how to control the inflections in your voice and remain calm and unchanged in emotion when answering the questions. This is sick. You are sick. You make me sick.