I am making this because I have heard a lot of cheesy or lame jokes. I get tired of people telling the same jokes over and over again, trying to make people laugh at them. I have told my share of these lame jokes, and get frustrated when no one laughs. It even makes me sad . So here's a place where all you people can tell your lame jokes and we'll at least pretend to laugh.

What the heck. I'll post one. Can't remember how old this one is but I know it's been around.

A duck walks into a bakery and asks for some fish. The baker says “sorry we don’t sell fish here, we are a bakery.” So he leavesThe next day the duck again enters the bakery and asks the baker for some fish. Again he is told this is a bakery and they don’t sell fish. So he leaves.Next day … you guessed it the duck goes into the bakery and looks at the baker and again asks for some fish. The baker, a little peeved at this point says “look I told you the last time you were in here and the time before that that this is a bakery and we don’t sell fish here. If you come back again and ask for fish I will nail you to the wall by your webbed feet.” The duck leaves.

A few days pass when the duck returns to the bakery. He looks at the baker, who is staring him down, and asks “have any nails.” To which the baker says “what? This is a bakery. No I don’t have any nails.” Good says the duck. Got any fish!

I am making this because I have heard a lot of cheesy or lame jokes. I get tired of people telling the same jokes over and over again, trying to make people laugh at them. I have told my share of these lame jokes, and get frustrated when no one laughs. It even makes me sad . So here's a place where all you people can tell your lame jokes and we'll at least pretend to laugh.

I heard one that was actually kinda funny on Mythbusters the other night

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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