If it was summer then I would be all over this product. It’s called a Caperon. Yes, Caperon. It’s mashup of a superheroes cape and chef apron. It’s radical and the perfect summer accessory. Unfortunately, there are two problems. First, it’s not summer. Although, one could argue that it’s always summer in Hawaii. Despite this, the rest of the world actually experiences real seasons. Second, the Caperon is no longer for sale from Betabrand. Sad, but true.

I want this. I might have to find someone to sew me a personalized one.