MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHICH’S THE PRETTIEST WALL OF ALL? – With Donald “The Apprentice” Trump in the White House, this really has been a missed opportunity for a reality TV show where the viewers get to choose the wall they want. Hell, for the money you could charge for phone voting you could probably finance the whole thing.

As it is, the eight proposed wall designs have been narrowed down by Trump to five.

This are the (quarter?) finalists:

Personally, I quite like the navy blue one, mainly because the colour appeals to me. It would look much prettier along the border than the “desert colours”.

The prototypes stand around 9 metres tall and have been erected on the border between San Diego and Tijuana.