It is with a heavy heart that i announce to you that the laughing lizard was witnessed taking his own life. After he was chased out of UptownGal’s bedroom on alleged freeloading charges, the laughing lizard leapt off the staircase landing into the vast open space below. It is not known if he landed on the 2nd floor staircase, or the dining room on the 1st floor.

Eye-witnesses also say that he took the leap without his tail. A detailed comb of the vicinity did not manage to throw up any traces of the lost tail.