This stemmed out of too much yakking with my bud Crowmamma. Way too much, though I can never talk to that girl enough. Love you more than words, Bitch.

We decided Renesmee should totally embrace this whole half-vampire thing, saying, "my parents are both vampires, that makes ME the true Queen of the Night!"

I'd have said "Mistress of the Dark," but Elvira already cornered that one. Maybe Nessie's "The Sweetheart of Darkness?" (No, that's reserved for my buddies Sean and Ashlie Nelson of AshenSorrow, now go get your ass over there and check them out, that's an order!)

Anyhow, all of this was a lot funnier when we were discussing it back and forth on the horn the other day, trust me. (Most of our conversations are like that, and no, no substances, illegal or otherwise, are required for us. We're just naturally like this.)

So here's Nessie as a slightly happy hardcore half vamp mama with her daughter by Jacob Black, a little girl I made up named Annabella.

And if you think that Nessie's happy hardcore half-vamp mama is a screwed up idea, you should hear the other shit Jericca and I come with. We fucked Twilight UP, yo. 'Cause that's how we roll.

We come.

We fuck shit up.

We leave.

Renesmee Cullen and Twilight concepts belong to Stephenie Meyer.Annabella Cullen-Black created by Mandi Pope.Art by Mandi Pope, 2014.DO NOT REUSE, ALTER, COLOR, TRACE OR POST ELSEWHERE. Also, this is the lineart of a gift to MasterOf4Elements, so please, seriously... don't gank this. Or Bethie will just have to come and beat you to a pulp, and she WILL do it just because it's cloudy outside. Don't mess with her, I'm telling you.*** The pattern on Renesmee's shirt was stock. I'm not responsible for it!