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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Wordy Wednesday...

Well, everyone said the race wouldn't get serious until after Labor Day so...
let's check in on the candidates and see how things are going.

Donald Trump you remind me of the teen age boy who just got a brand new motor scooter, If you had an ounce of discipline you'd just fill it with gas and ride it straight to the steps of the White House.
But no not Donald, you have to pop wheelies and go too fast and not wear a helmet and now no one wants to get on the back and go for a ride...
Because in the end you're just riding around screaming " look at me, look at me!" And when the glitz and grandeur wears off , the people are going to want to see some substance so you better find some.
And for goodness sake PICK A LANE!
Just stick to one thing you say, just one or at least remember to take your Ritalin.
Last, show us your taxes!

Hillary who?
I'm not sure what the plan was here.
To just hang back and stay out of the way for a gazillion days while the other guy rides his motor scooter into a brick wall? So you can calmly walk through the debris and just be the last man ( or woman ) standing?
Oh sweetie! You can't go to the party and sit against the wall and hope that someone will ask you to dance.
You've got to get your butt out of the chair walk out to the middle of the dance floor and show them your moves!
And those e-mails?
Look, by this point they are yours, they aren't going anywhere. Own them, warts and all and move on.
And this bit about " I don't remember because I had a concussion? "
If you think anyone is buying that explanation I've got a slightly used motor scooter to sell you...

Okay, so Hillary's not the most popular girl in the class. We get it. She's a little stand-offish and not who you would pick to be your BFF.
But everyone knows she will get the answers right on the test so it's her notes they will borrow and her paper they will copy.
Let's face it in the end she's the only way we will all pass the class.

Well, we wish for better choice of national Mom or Dad, so to purr... Mom is a bit sneaky about her money but wants to help us all, and Dad is a bit nuts and wants to beat up the neighbors and he yells crazy stuff about fences bad neighbors a lot.

About My Blog...

If you think that this is going to be some cutesy little blog about a cuddly little cat...well there will be some of that too. But I am a cat with attitude and I speak my mind about all sorts of things, politics in particular.I love to hear from those with all types of opinions as long as you keep it clean and please don't be rude...treat others and their opinions as you would like to be treated.So, read what you like and maybe some of what you don't think you'll like...you may be surprised!