"Choosing trust over doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened." -Victoria Monfort

Sunday, April 15, 2012

New Things...

I got my new furniture! Before it arrived, poor Mr. Magoo with his structured life, only layed where the couch should be for a day and a half. He says "Where the fuck is my couch?"

Hello new couch, you are gimormous, and beautiful, and comfy, and my dog is terrified of you but I am in awe of your geatness!

Hi again couch, you look just as pretty from this angle! This thing is huge compared to my old couch! My feet don't touch the floor when I sit in it, I happen to love this new sofa. New furniture is pretty bad-ass!

I got a new mattress and box springs too, so my bed is also ginormous. I couldn't find new bedding in the exact color that I have, which is of great importance. However, I did buy this awesome buddha painting, and it now lives in my bedroom.

Sleeping in your own new cushy bed, with no bad bed karma leftover from assholes you have dated....is probably the best feeling in the world! I think the next guy has to pass a very long test before resting his tookus in this bed!

Who knew buying a new bed would make me re-think who I sleep with? I should've done this years ago!

P.S. only in the ghetto, would someone steal your tattered, nasty ass couch cushions off the couch on the curb that has been sitting out in the rain. I am thinking some homeless guy just got a pimped out new bed!