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Michael Strahan’s Booty Boot Camp — KSK Kontent Klearinghousehttp://uproxx.com/ksk/2013/04/michael-strahans-booty-boot-camp-ksk-kontent-klearinghouse/
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2013/04/michael-strahans-booty-boot-camp-ksk-kontent-klearinghouse/#commentsWed, 10 Apr 2013 17:54:54 +0000http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=63576 It’s a Booty Boot Camp ! You guys, what is it gonna take for Michael Strahan to get a stallion booty? — JaMarcus Russell has dropped about 30 pounds since he started his comeback bid, but NFL teams want him to drop even more before seriously considering giving him a shot.]]>

You knew Michael Strahan would have to through an assortment of dumb morning show antics when he took over for Regis Philbin and this is… one of those. It’s a Booty Boot Camp! You guys, what is it gonna take for Michael Strahan to get a stallion booty?

— JaMarcus Russell has dropped about 30 pounds since he started his comeback bid, but NFL teams want him to drop even more before seriously considering giving him a shot. Just kidding, no one really wants to give him a shot, but nice for everyone to band together to encourage him to lose weight.

— There were rumblings that the Rams wanted to trade for Tim Tebow, but they actually don’t, possibly because they aren’t in the Arena League.

— New England also finally re-signed Julian Edelman to a one-year deal. Whew. Was starting to worry they were only gonna have one gritty receiver next season.

— Everyone in the Buccaneers organization is reportedly still on board with Josh Freeman at quarterback except Greg Schiano. Schiano apparently wants a guy that he was responsible for bringing to the team, or a QB more willing to spike a safety’s ankle when he’s sliding in the open field.

— Here’s Denard Robinson McNabbing the ceremonial first pitch at a Tigers game. Haven’t checked ESPN in a few days, but I’m sure there was speculation about whether this would further cost in the draft.

— Brady Quinn to the Seahawks. Has to be Pete Carroll’s idea of trolling us with the idea that Brady Quinn might get a Super Bowl ring for sitting on the bench.

]]>http://uproxx.com/ksk/2013/04/michael-strahans-booty-boot-camp-ksk-kontent-klearinghouse/feed/38kissingsuzykolberCall Yinz Maybe – KSK Kontent Klearinghousehttp://uproxx.com/ksk/2012/08/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-4/
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2012/08/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-4/#commentsTue, 21 Aug 2012 22:00:39 +0000http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=52341 “Call Me Brady” . That was followed by the faptastic dub of the actual Carly Rae Jepsen song by the Dolphins cheerleaders , which was glorious.]]>

“The call’s coming from inside the pocket!”

Just when you think the “Call Me Maybe” videos have completely run their course, here comes Pittsburgh being way behind the rest of the country. So Pittsburghish. To recap this horrendous trend from a football context, first there was the ginger theater dork doing “Call Me Brady”. That was followed by the faptastic dub of the actual Carly Rae Jepsen song by the Dolphins cheerleaders, which was glorious. There might have been – and likely were – more examples that we didn’t feel like bothering with, but it seemed like the practice was tapering off. Then the Steelers had to go and put out this poorly lip-synched version from their training camp.

Anyway, it’s great if you wanna THE BEN hang out with kids in PUSHY CHAIRS, as well as sad camera mugging from Shaun Suisham, Ike Taylor and flirty James Harrison. I’d probably be super depressed about it for the rest of the day if not for the news that Mike Wallace is reporting to the team this weekend.

— A group of NFL rookies was asked to draw their own football cards for Panini. The results were gloriously, hilariously awful. Except for Brock Osweiler’s, which is a pretty accurate design for what a high school senior would draw on her rear windshield at homecoming.

— Michael Strahan, rumored to be getting his own TV talk show for some time, will getting Regis Philbin’s old job alongside Kelly Ripa on that morning show your parents watch. Strahan will retain his regular duties derping along with the crew on FOX’s Sunday pregame show, lest you thought they could be jettisoning both he AND Frank Caliendo in one year.

— Warren Sapp: “I never even sold crack!” That comes from an interview about his new memoir and not an episode of “Judge Sapp”, though I imagine the two will be pretty similar in coherence.

— Andy Reid blamed his red hair for his sideline outburst at Cullen Jenkins during last night’s preseason game in New England. Because Andy Reid totally doesn’t have any legitimate reasons for being emotionally unstable right now.

— Marshawn Lynch’s lawyer is going RAYCESS MOE and saying that Lynch was only pulled over for a DUI because he’s black.

]]>http://uproxx.com/ksk/2012/08/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-4/feed/11kissingsuzykolberdeebocallKSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Save Room For This Philadelphia Thanksgiving Classichttp://uproxx.com/ksk/2011/11/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-save-room-for-this-philadelphia-thanksgiving-classic/
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2011/11/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-save-room-for-this-philadelphia-thanksgiving-classic/#commentsWed, 23 Nov 2011 20:01:48 +0000http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=41698Because only KSK is good enough to give you leftovers before the holiday…

– Spotted by reader Brendan at what I can only presume was Sunday night’s game. Though I must say that’s an alarming disregard of portion control. According to the FDA, an entire bag of dicks contains as many as 12 servings. A heart smart suggestion: Start with a handful of dicks. If you’re still hungry after that, fill up on ass roughage.

– Just as Tim Tebow shows that there’s no finer way to venerate Your Lord and Ball and Chain, Jesus Christ, than to pretend He’s your wife, there’s no better way to honor Tebow than with a hulking back tattoo, replete with XTREME SERIFS. Those things are pretty sharp. You could probably smite God’s option offense naysaying enemies with them. [via]

– Behold the triumphant girlish squeals of Fitzmagic. Probably gonna be a lot fewer of these now that Fred Jackson is likely done for the season. [via]

– Michael Strahan’s “FOX NFL Sunday “colleagues surprised him on Monday with a gap-toothed cake to celebrate his 40th birthday. FOX employees tried this once with Condi Rice, but Pat Robertson turned getting the gap piece into a racial thing.

]]>http://uproxx.com/ksk/2011/11/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-save-room-for-this-philadelphia-thanksgiving-classic/feed/18kissingsuzykolberStomping You Out…At Night!http://uproxx.com/ksk/2008/06/stomping-you-outat-night/
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2008/06/stomping-you-outat-night/#commentsThu, 19 Jun 2008 16:44:00 +0000http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=2162 my new show , STOMPING. YOU. OUT. … at night. We’re gonna try do our comedy thing, have some fun and maybe learn something about the same time. Ronnie The Band Leader: Youse a funny motherfucker, Michael. Strahan: I ain’t told no jokes yet. Ronnie: BAHAHAHAHA!]]>Michael Strahan: I’sss my dissstinct pleasure like to welcome ya’lls to my new show, STOMPING. YOU. OUT. … at night. We’re gonna try do our comedy thing, have some fun and maybe learn something about the same time.