This was a fabulous post.
My stepdad has upper level managers at his place of employment who write horrendously. He sends me the emails for a laugh. One was so bad that I c/p a paragraph into my phone notes because I knew I'd get to use it somewhere. Here it is, in all it's glory (There are no company names or any give aways)

Just to explain the graph below its represent for the first time in about two years we’re moving in the right direction to promote healthy growth for our Service business with our focus on Operating Expenses being the main reason.

Oh, more! I have an ex-bf who was stationed overseas in the army. One of the guys there with him had his truck shipped over. He had a bumper sticker on the truck that read, "If you ain't from Texas, you ain't shit." Ex-bf, who has a BS in English, would frequently taunt the other man by saying that the bumper sticker could be translated as "if you are from Texas, you are shit" He said the guy would freak. So he'd break it down, ain't is are not, correct? Yes. So if you are not from tx, you are not shit which in turn leads to if you are from tx, you are shit.

I don't want to hear from any Texans on this! :) (Interesting, my iPhone would not autocorrect to put a capital T on Texas.)

Where ESL, learning disabilities, and issues of class and access to good education are concerned, grammar is NOT an issue to me. I would never deride somebody who simply was not in the position to be able to use standard grammars ... that's incredibly cruel.

But people who clearly know better or who have absolutely no excuse to use nonstandard or incorrect grammars do irritate me. It's slovenly, lazy, immature, and pointless.

English major here as well...I really hate the misspelling of 'weird' to 'wierd' and 'congradulation' instead of 'congratulations'...I also can't stand when I see people comment on a post with their: condolence. As in 'my condolence'. Just one? Can it even BE made singular? Also as others have stated: nucular/anenome, hence, my username...(please excuse my excessive usage of fragments) Ooh, two more--orientate and conversate!!