i’m not dyslexic, i’m just backwards

Dyslexic in NS: Yes, I’m returning a message that you left for me regarding Invoice #010202.Me: Yes, thanks for getting back to me so quickly. This invoice is quite outstanding in our system so, as you can imagine, we would like to get it cleared off ASAP.DNS: What do you mean, outstanding?Me: I mean…overdue?DNS: I have to admit, I’m a little surprised to hear from you about this invoice.Me: Why is that?DNS: Well, it just seems a little pushy of you people to be calling me about it already. I mean, you give us terms of Net 30 days and you’re calling me already?Me: I’m sorry, but are we talking about the same invoice? Invoice #010202?DNS: Yes.Me: For $500?DNS: Yes!Me: Dated June 9th?pauseDNS: June 9th?Me: Yes, June 9th.DNS: Not September 6th?Me: Um, no. June 9th.pauseDNS: If you could give me a couple of days, I could have something out to you by the end of the week.Me: I would appreciate that.DNS: And if you could not hold our account up in the meantime —Me: I think that, under the circumstances, I could arrange for it to remain available to you.DNS: Thanks. Sorry.

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