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Team Fortress 2 Uber Update, Day 2: Timbuk Tuesday

Valves new Team Fortress 2 Uber Update has now reached its second day of updates and today they arrive with an desert theme. Todays new upgrades have been issued to the Sniper and Demoman and come in the form swords, shoes, shields and a sniper rifle, but unfortunately still no “Meet the Medic” video as yet.

For information on the new upgrades and their stats jump over to the Valve Uber Update website for more details.

The Sniper has decades of experience surviving in the barren Australian outback. The Demo, on the other hand, has never even been to the beach —but his empty eye cavity naturally accumulates moisture that drips down his head into his throat, making him the equivalent of a one-eyed cactus that swears. This makes them the perfect pair to march straight into the arid, wind-swept bosom of the desert and rip the secrets right out of her dusty bra.