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The State Parks prohibit relaxing on the beach with a beer. This guy was understandedly hurrying to get to the bar, when he should have been allowed to peacefully have his beer on the beach. The prohibition of beer on the beach caused this accident.

It's the same thing with the burning rocks up at Trestles. The State blames the Marines...'Don't blame us, the Marines own the land!'Well...God Bless the Marines. They are investigating the burning rocks. They're not shirking responsibility for anything. They are stepping up and investigating. There'll be time for talking about responsibility later. Now someone has to investigate. The woman burned has had to have multiple skin graph surgeries. What is the State Parks doing when a park visitor is injured by rocks that spontaneously burst into a white hot fire? NOTHING! Well, except blaming someone else.

The problem is Dingo. He's stirred up all this controversy. I blame him. I say we should all get our pitchforks and have a bonfire in the fire ring by the shack at Ol' Mans. We can roast hot dogs (and you thought I was going to say tube steaks).