If only this bike thief were a little more patient and slightly better informed, he would know that bike sharing in San Francisco is just around the corner. On Tuesday, the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency announced that the city will soon introduce 500 rentable bicycles to its streets, following the likes of Paris and Montreal in creating public bike rental programs.

Then again, with roughly 4 out of 5 rental bikes in Paris reported vandalized or stolen, you might be better off keeping folks like Kristen around to protect your ride.