Elle Macpherson & Julianne Hough Wore Bikinis. Let’s Reflect On That.

Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot. Which is almost as amazing as the fact that I slapped both of their bikini galleries in one post because there’s only so many premature ejaculation jokes you can make in a day. A feat I also performed without incredible genes doing all the work, so where’s your God now, Elle Macpherson? Huh? S’what I thought.

EDIT: So apparently I should’ve said from the front. Elle Macpherson looks twice as hot from the front.

I get that we’re supposed to fawn over aging celebrity chicks about how they’re still hot…when what we mean is “hot for their age”, or more often “feel bad for them because they’re no longer hot”…but count me out.

I give no points for “used to be hot”, it only matters what they do for my boner today…and today, that ass and veiny arm are the anti-boner.

JH is cute, pert, young and supple. Elle is looking great – for a 50 year old woman. nfw Elle is in the same league as Juianne Hough, not anymore at least, let alone ‘twice as hot’. Either fish is a grannie fetishist, or he’s a shill for the AARP.