Sunday, August 11, 2013

Smoke Monkey International

Ted has made some poor decisions in life. And now he’s gone
and done something terrible. Something truly shameful. And it’s time for him to
leave. But a new life and a new town only bring new absurdities. Like Cammie, the
suspiciously beautiful Mormon prep cook. And Salton Steve, the beanpole crackpot ex-con. And why can’t Ted
seem to stop killing old ladies accidentally?

And then there’s Marona Dilenta, who’s also made her share
of mistakes. And as a mother, she ought to know better.So when attempts to catch her cheating
husband backfire, a mortified Marona packs her bags and slinks away. And now
she’s somewhere in Central America, sitting atop an ancient ruin. It’s the
middle of the night, and Professor Eugene Lattistrom may or may not have just
shit his pants.

But it’s all under control. Oliver Easton’s got a plan. And
Earl Bish has a better plan. And Smoke Monkey International will make
everything alright.