Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hook up with GoT Thrones? podcast to discuss our picks and pans through five tumultuous seasons of Game of Thrones. We relive the glory days of Lisa-with-a-Ta, Doran Doran, Jason Momoa, sexy old man love (we'll never forget you, Charles Dance), and Godo's fabulous videos. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - Best and Worst of Seasons 1-5.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guile outgrosses GRRM, and the smallfolk of King's Landing out gross us all with their Westerosi tailgate antics. Saggy boobs and cat pinatas for everyone! We learn that Candyland is not a vicious game and that if Varys could train kittens to murder we'd all be in trouble. Adorable trouble. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Cersei II and Kevan Lannister Epilogue.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think Margarine and Salsa sound like a good combo. Cersei remembers “Her”. And we imagine a totally different kind of bathtub scene. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Cersei I.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tommen fishes for cats while Cersei gives awkward hugs. Taena is RSVPing "No" to the playdate from hell, while we would all gladly attend the Kettleblack Bowl. Margaery is going to get scurvy (actually rickets), but Cersei is finally going to get what's coming to her. Septas beware! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei X.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could Brienne handle apple pie moonshine? Should Jaime pawn his golden hand to build the frock-frack shack? Robert + Ned = Gendry? Clutch your earphones as we have a Pro-JB-Baby vs Anti-JB-Baby rumble, a serious Brienne x Tyrion debate, ponder whether Qyburn is the Dr. Nick of Westeros, and fix each other up with ASOIAF characters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 5.0b.