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Free Porn at Gawker Party!

May 17, 2010

At the birthday party for Gawker’s Brian Moylan last Friday night at the Alphabetland club 40C, I could have sworn the birthday boy said, “There’s corn on all the tables. Take as much as you want!”

I was beside myself because, like inevitable SNL host Carol Channing, I happen to adore corn, and if it was on the cob, I could do extra special tricks with it!

But it turned out he’d said porn, which was even better.

After casing the joint, I proceeded to sweep up hormonally diverting DVDs like Straight Up Dudes, Raw Punishment, and that immortal Naomi-Campbell-style classic Roid Rage.

And there were more (all acquired through Moylan’s association with Fleshbot, I’m pretty sure).

I quickly became the proud owner of jizzy gems like Tackle, Hot House Backroom Exclusive Videos Volume 14, and the most acclaimed sequel since the second Godfather, the scrotal torture epic humbly titled Hardcore Fetish Series: Sounding #2.

This was easily the best gift bag in years, unburdened with any organic lip balms or T-shirts for lesbian gospel groups.