You want to let it go. You want to ignore it. But every now and then you’ve
just got to stand up and shout, “OK! Enough already with the breastfeeding
propaganda!” Yes, we get it. Breast milk is, like, the immortal ichor of the
gods and it will give your baby the physiology of a self-healing Terminator,
the brainpower of a supercomputer and the career prospects of an Old
Etonian. Breastfeeding will make you, the feeder, slimmer, more attractive
to the opposite sex and ultimately protect you against type 2 diabetes, old
age and most strains of the common cold.