Week in Review: All Blart, All the Time

Seems like no matter where we turned this week, everything was coming up Blart.

• Inspired by the dazzling success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop (which likely has a sequel on the way), we coined the term Blarts for films that belie their seemingly pedestrian premises and go on to be huge box-office smashes. Blurt magazine also hopes to benefit from America’s obsession with Blart.

• The only thing bigger than Blart this weekend will be the Super Bowl. Doesn’t matter if you’re into the game or not, because between the commercials (which unfortunately won’t include PETA), Bruce Springsteen, and The Office, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.