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Some poor kid's mother ordered a "Gorilla Gram" to embarrass her son on his 16th birthday. The gorilla was supposed to show up to the boy's UK high school and give him a good, old-fashioned song and dance. Mom's plan backfired when the company accidentally sent a stripper, who promptly gave the teen a public spanking and paraded him around the classroom on a leash for being a "bad boy." For more of this obnoxiousness, click here.