London Zoo: [Closed] ALTERNATE WORLD REMAKE/REMODEL: David Lynch's SPIDER-MAN

Okay, while looking for a fake spider for a particular idea, I decided that damn it, a real one would make it all the better. So I searched some of my photos from a while ago and found this and, well, I think it works... Tried to make it look as much like early Lynch as possible.

ARGH. Ok, I have spent a retarded amount of time on this, and I should stop mussing about with an alternate version or five, and just post the first one I finished. Though... I might keep mussing with my other versions. What else am I going to do with a ga-zillion pictures of me in a dank basement or in front of curtains with dramatic lighting?

(i'm really glad I spent two hours taking photographs of spiderwebs one night last month)

After looking at some of the more recent entries I think I did end up on the Cronenberg end of the dial. I think @Rachæl Tyrell captured all of the Lynch personal psychological creepies without any spiderman superheroness. Perfect for a Lynch film.

Holy... looking at this thread through chickvision (fingers draped over the eyes), a couple entries forced me to run away already. But ...holy fuck, Bacon, (and thanks for reposting it correctly FredG) that was worth it. ... Damn. Just. Damn.