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Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

Oh and an update on Lileni.
Your name is LILENI MIWONK

You live near the polar icecaps of your planet, far enough away that you could still go outside, not freeze and there is a spring time where the sun shines on the snow. Respiteblock looks like a burrow in the ground, but it is quite spacious.

you have a strong love for drawing, you mostly enjoy drawing other troll's lusus'. You like to do other things too, like painting rainbows on the walls and talking to people.

Your Strife Specibus is allocated to CleaverKind. The only thing you don't like is sarcasm, it really is just annoying to you, you could even put up with some one yelling at you the whole time. Some people think your overly happy attitude is annoying, but some other people enjoy it a lot! Your lusus is a oversized rabbit, with large claws. You can ride her back and she likes to dig holes to make your hive bigger, isn't that the nicest?

you have no idea about the Hemospectrum, so you act as if everyone is equal. This tends to get annoying to some people.

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

You are the KAMENMASKED HELMETED RANGERRIDER DRIVER! Everything about you is UNKNOWN! Nobody knows WHO you are or WHERE you came from, but they know that you have a STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE! You do get very DEFENSIVE when asked about your TOTALLY SECRET IDENTITY, though!

You arrive to help those being plagued by INJUSTICE, driving on a super rare, black OCEANHOPPER that totally has not been painted that way! You fight using ferocious KICKS! If that is not enough, then you threaten to employ the use of your PUNCHES! This is usually used as a threat, though, as you never go through with your threat, the announcement that you may resort to using your fists being enough! You really hope someone doesn’t push you that far! Really, REALLY hope!

You do not use a trolltag, not being one to risk leaking your identity to others! On occasion YOUR DRAMATIC SPEECHES TEND TO turn a bit meeker from time to, uh, time.

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

Your trolltag is pailRomance and B|_|ckets are forever!!!

i had too much fun making this guy

My GOG, have you no decency?!

Originally Posted by Sarcredsleuth

Haha, Cevaz, everytime you do a troll you do it awesome!

Thanks! Really want to put my two three trolls in a SGRUB team now that I imagine how they'd act.

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

Your trolltag is pailRomance and B|_|ckets are forever!!!

i had too much fun making this guy

Dear GOG. I have children in the room. Now they're all like,

"Mr. Gabon sir, why does that man have a icky bucket on his head?!"
"Only doctors are supposed to touch buckets like that. He's not a doctor! Waaah!"
"Mr. Gabon sir, please don't throw more acid in my face."

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.

However she will no longer appear in Homestuck, instead choosing to nap in her own blood for the remainder of the plot, and will never be referenced as anything other then a corpse.

This is the only sane and logical conclusion given the presented evidence.

Originally Posted by Aduross

Obviously, Rose is trying to revive John with her dark majickez. He'll be reborn as an undead abomination. And then he and Kanaya will have to compete to see which unholy, reanimated corpse can win Rose's affection.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Just wait until someone tries to start a debate about Nepeta.
Did you know that her major tragic flaw was her naivety??? She is like Oedipus, if Oedipus was naive instead of fucking his mom.

Originally Posted by TheFinalWraith

I mean sure Vriska is self-centered, but Kanaya kept her feelings locked up so tight it might as well have been in her chastity modus.

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by Tesseract

I think you could stick Terezi into pretty much any D&D alignment and it would make sense

Terezi is every D&D alignment at the same time.

Originally Posted by Nust

I just realized.

Another boardgame is being played here.

First, we started with chess.
Then it came to be poker, and billiards.
Now?
We're playing Clue. I mean for god's sake they're color coded!
Who killed Equius?
Gamzee! In the Laboratory! With a Bowstring!

Originally Posted by Canary

Necrophilia? In my MSPaint Adventures?
It's more likely than you think.

Originally Posted by Nocturne

MSPA: The only fandom that DDoS's its own site

Originally Posted by BlastYoBoots

Originally Posted by Shadow of the Lotus

GA: Why Did The Bipedal Fowl
GA: Unable To Fly But Covered In Feathers
GA: Most Closely Resembling An Earth Chicken Other Than Its Third Eye
GA: Navigate In A Fashion Not Solely Described By 'Cross' But Seemingly Conveyed In Near Totality By Its Phrasing
GA: A Pathway Dividing Two Distinct Land Elements Held Different From The Pathway Itself
GA: ?TG: the fuckGA: The Very Rationale By Which The Bipedal Fowl Navigated The Pathway Was Inherent
GA: In The Very Act Of Crossing
GA: This Is Humorous As The Rationale Driving The Action Could Be Expected As Being Something Other Than Obvious
GA: However As The Rationale Behind The Action Is Merely Self Evident
GA: The Bipedal Fowl Has Tricked You And Earned Your Scorn
GA: !

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

You are a FREAK OF NATURE. You were born with half your face destroyed, making it a nessecity to rebuild your face with robot parts. This makes you a...''rare'' troll on Alternia.

You love to dismember things, and then dismebering the dismembered parts. This makes you a very bloodthirsty troll, which in turn scares off other Trolls. You just want a friend though.

You love movies. You have every kind of them. Action, comedy, romance, everything. Your favorites are those with TROLL NIC CAGE. But only because they are so laughably bad. But otherwise you only love fantastic movies with a solid plot and cast.

You also loves robots, given that you are one already. You have a army of incompetent robots at your side. They are very incompetent.

You are part of the CHAOZ BROZ. You are Not proud of it. You have blue blood, but no one cares. You are a freak, so who should care?

Your trolltag is dismemberingBerzerker and you tend TO bE ALL ANGRY A&D SHIT

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

You live in a small respiteblock near the Educatateria where trolls are schoolfed for higher learning, but have yet to accomplish that yourself.

You have a variety of interests, but most of them are HALF-ACCOMPLISHED, and discarded quickly for something else. In fact you have a little trouble concentrating on what you're doing sometimes.

You have a variety of interests, but.... uh, we did this part already.

What else? Right. Your MEMORY is a little bad, and sometimes you forget stuff. Probably from the SUGARY BREWS you pop back, but whatever, right? You keep a handy notebook on you at all times for keeping track of goals. You lose it, once in a while.

You like machines and gadgets, and aspire towards a job as an ARTIFABRICATOR making neat little inventions. Most of your inventions tend to explode. You are optimistic, though.

Your lusus is the Alternian Cave Sloth, with two pairs of arms.

Your trolltag is aspartameGadgeteer and you tend to drift from the point a little, or forget what you were going to say.

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

Your trolltag is pailRomance and B|_|ckets are forever!!!

i had too much fun making this guy

...I was contemplating whether or not to prototype a kernelsprite with the filial pail, but I'm pretty sure you just won right there.

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?FEL: ...
FEL: WordS CaannoT EveN DescribE WhaaT I'M ThinkinG RighT NoW
FEL: ThaaT WaaS AA CompletelY UselesS ResponsE
FEL: PolitE AanD WelL MeaaninG...
FEL: BuT VerY VerY UselesS
FEL: It'S NoT LikE I CaamE AanD AaskeD YoU DirectlY NoW WaaS IT?
FEL: AanyonE AarounD HerE AactuaalY WaanT IN?
-- CURRENT aspartameGadgeteer [CAG] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--CAG: Uh, what was this for again?
CAG: I mean I wrote down that I wanted to join, but now I can't remember what this is for.
CAG: I'm all for not dying horribly. I think.
CAG: I even wrote it down and underlined it.

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?FEL: ...
FEL: WordS CaannoT EveN DescribE WhaaT I'M ThinkinG RighT NoW
FEL: ThaaT WaaS AA CompletelY UselesS ResponsE
FEL: PolitE AanD WelL MeaaninG...
FEL: BuT VerY VerY UselesS
FEL: It'S NoT LikE I CaamE AanD AaskeD YoU DirectlY NoW WaaS IT?
FEL: AanyonE AarounD HerE AactuaalY WaanT IN?
-- CURRENT aspartameGadgeteer [CAG] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--CAG: Uh, what was this for again?
CAG: I mean I wrote down that I wanted to join, but now I can't remember what this is for.
CAG: I'm all for not dying horribly. I think.
CAG: I even wrote it down and underlined it.
-- CURRENT memeticLaughter [ML] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--ML: Sgrub.
ML: Have you heard of it?
ML: It is very good for ≠ dying a horrible flaming death, provided you do things →.
ML: I'm already on the team, by the way.

England, i can't say more than that for fear of Kalyn actually making good on that stalking threat

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Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?FEL: ...
FEL: WordS CaannoT EveN DescribE WhaaT I'M ThinkinG RighT NoW
FEL: ThaaT WaaS AA CompletelY UselesS ResponsE
FEL: PolitE AanD WelL MeaaninG...
FEL: BuT VerY VerY UselesS
FEL: It'S NoT LikE I CaamE AanD AaskeD YoU DirectlY NoW WaaS IT?
FEL: AanyonE AarounD HerE AactuaalY WaanT IN?
-- CURRENT aspartameGadgeteer [CAG] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--CAG: Uh, what was this for again?
CAG: I mean I wrote down that I wanted to join, but now I can't remember what this is for.
CAG: I'm all for not dying horribly. I think.
CAG: I even wrote it down and underlined it.
-- CURRENT memeticLaughter [ML] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--ML: Sgrub.
ML: Have you heard of it?
ML: It is very good for ≠ dying a horrible flaming death, provided you do things →.
ML: I'm already on the team, by the way.FEL: ThaaT ExplaainS SO MucH AabouT YoU AaG
FEL: ReaallY IT DoeS
FEL: I'lL LeT YoU TwO SorT IT OuT FroM HerE

Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

>Be the first annoying twin.

You are now DETECT DABURU.

You are an ATYPICAL BLUEBLOOD, in that you DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM. You instead spend your days solving the problems of all trolls in the city, with your ADOPTIVE TWIN BROTHER/PARTNER working as your researcher. Your Hive is located in the large, wind-powered city of TROLLFUTO. Because of the location, most find it to be QUITE AVERAGE-SIZED. However, most don't know of the SECRET BASEMENT.The basement stretches for several kilometers downwards, made entirely of metal. Your Lusus is an odd CHIMERA, formed from THREE DIFFERENT SPECIES OF ANIMALS. It has the body and head of a SINGLE-HORNED IRON CHARGEBEAST, the back legs and tail of a TROLLESQUE FURRED FIGHTER SCREAMBEAST, and the wings of a BULLET-SPEED FEATHERBEAST.

You spend most of your time in the ABOVEGROUND FLOORS, taking cases from other Trolls, and solving them in a timely fashion, as any good HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE would. You use FISTKIND, STAFFKIND, and MAGNUMKIND as your Strife Specibi. Your Modus is the CASE MODUS, where every item is treated as a detective case, which is given its own FILE, which features ALWAYS-RETRIEVABLE INFORMATION, that lets you find the things needed to SOLVE THE CASE, and RETRIEV THE ITEM.

Your TROLLTAG IS masterDetective, And you tend to 2peak in a vvay that makes people vvonder "vvhat'2 vvith that guy?"

EDIT:
SGRUB stuff

Land: Land of Cyclones and Pranksters
Title: Sleuth of Jokers

Also, I kinda want to start a team of my own. Anyone want to join a (potentially) cool team?

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.