Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

You people want to dog Johnny Depp b/c he's not the mainstream hollywood star. He does what he wants and other than a few comrades dying of drug overdoses, he doesn't harm anyone. Christ, I would love to live in France, the only thing holding me back really is all the French that live there. If it were not for them I'd be French.

You know, all morning long you people bitch, moan, and complain that there is nothing new to blog about. You get something new and where are you. Oh, I guess that stupid job that pays the mortgage and car payments is more important than this? Don't worry regular bloggers, I'm on vacation this week and afterwards will only drop in to see what's up sporadically. So blog dammit blog. By the way Booger!!!!!!

Johnny Depp is at least good looking, I think we can all agree (except maybe the guys. Ooooor maybe not...). Anyway, since when is acting NOT a weird job? A person has to be an ideal body type of some sort or another, pretend to be someone/thing the actor/ess isn't, and then deal with people like us complaining about various things in their lives. Glad I am not an actress. Or at lease, not one who gets paid...

Oh, and for the record, I have no opinion on his hotness. Sometimes he is hot to me, and sometimes not. Those two even out to nothing. Look back at pre-Algebra if you don't know what I am talking about.

I am highly suspicious of actors/actresses who say they don't dig the chicks/guys digging them. Can I really believe that the motivation of making a major motion picture it isn't about having millions of people admiring them?

And I'm with Anne on the hottness thing, except lately he's in danger of having his hotness on the positive side.

Is all this just a rationalization for my stalking JD from afar? Ummmm...

This is flagrantly off of topic, but all persons wishing to have a hearty laugh should click my name. Some, no doubt, have been here before. If you have not, then by all means click. You will not be sorry.

men that understand women want other men.. so I didn't expect him to understand

And I'll probably get flogged somewhere for this, but JD does nothing for me whatsoever.. when I was a young thing and he was in 21 Jump Street yes yes yes, but that was almost 20 years ago.. gimme George Clooney any day .. please.. I'm serious

Depp has always been very selfish & selective about his choice of role, very generous & dedicated once he's made his decision. From way back when - it's neither contrived nor a recent affection for the sake of good publicity. He pays attention to his center and works honestly. That ability to keep true to himself while working so hard in his field is nice.
His good looks are good enough, but it's his guts that make him better.
~a very long time admirer