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Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 07:57:16 -0700
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From: Scott MacKinnon
Subject: good clean dirty fun
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>>>An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and
>>>chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
>>>whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
>>>After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are
>>>you a real cowboy?"
>>>"Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking
>>>horses,
>>>mending fences... so, I guess I am," replied the cowboy.
>>>After a short while he asked her what she was.
>>>"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I
>>>spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
>>>morning
>>>I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make
>>>me
>>>think of women," said the young woman.
>>>A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
>>>A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>>>"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
>>>
>>>*********************************************************
>>>One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer
>>>
>>>and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at
>>>this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!"
>>>To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
>>>
>>>*********************************************************
>>>A man and a woman were having drinks and arguing over who enjoyed sex
>>>more,
>>>men or women. The man argued; "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.
>>> Why do you think they are so obsessed with getting laid?"
>>>The woman replied: "That doesn't prove anything. Think about it this
>>>way.
>>>When you have an itchy ear, you put your little finger in it and wriggle
>>>it
>>>around, then pull it out. Now, which feels better - your ear or your
>>>finger???"
>>>
>>>*********************************************************
>>>King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about
>>>leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round
>>> Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his
>>>predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back
>>>
>>>in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something.
>>>A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good
>>>wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt,
>>>except
>>>it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good,
>>>
>>>Merlin!" the king exclaimed. "Look at this opening. How is this supposed
>>>to
>>>protect milady, the Queen?"
>>>"Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin as he searched his cluttered work
>>>bench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most
>>>worn out wand. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity
>>>
>>>belt where upon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in
>>>two.
>>>"Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch. "Now I can leave,
>>>knowing that my Queen is fully protected."
>>>After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his
>>>Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he
>>>
>>>assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their
>>>trousers
>>>for an informal 'short arm' inspection.
>>>Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged
>>>in
>>>some way. All of them except Sir Galahad. "Sir Galahad", exclaimed King
>>>Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have
>>>
>>>been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is
>>>yours!"
>>>"Mmmphmp," replied Sir Galahad.
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