The president's jet, dubbed by pundits as "Air Sarko One," is a $83 million Airbus A330 bought from Air Caraibes, the Daily Mail reports.

Sarkozy allowed the plane to undergo a roughly $410 million retrofitting, which included the installation of a roughly $3 million office, an en-suite bedroom and - wait for it - $1.6 million electric shutters.

Most first class cabins on commercial flights only have microwaves. Sarkozy's plane has not one, but two electric ovens capable of making pretty much anything.

The plane also comes equipped with a missile defense system, a medical room and a conference room for 12 people, which features a special chair to make the 5'5" president seem taller.

In comparison, Obama spends his time on Air Force One reading, watching movies from the plane's extensive library and playing cards. Air Force One boasts 4,000 square feet of floor space on three levels, and has a food prep gallery that can feed 100 people at a time, according to WhiteHouse.gov.