Poor Rory. The guy could be free to travel the world and meet tons of women, be a man-wh0re at parties and live it up. Instead he's getting photographed in a matching t-shirt with Caro.

Look how well it turned out for Tiger Woods. For some people, if you find the right woman, someone with whom you can act and look stupid, there's no need to spend time with ditzy gold diggers. Rory is far from being a male model, and he doesn't have to worry about Caro dating him for the money.