The Triple Play involves sitting down on the toilet, and participating in: urinating, defecating, and masturbating. Thereby, as is the act in Baseball, by making a Triple Play one has performed the act of making three outs in the same continuous play.

Person 1: Woah! What took you so long in there? I don't know anybody who takes that long in the bathroom!
Person 2: Well, I was performing a Triple Play..
Person 1: ...Awkward.

1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.

2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!

3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.

1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!

2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.

3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.