My cryptocoin startup vanished and all I got was this lousy penis

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Putting the tracking and product manufacturing of fruits and vegetables onto blockchain technology.

No, I don’t know what that means either. But this was the sales pitch that Lithuanian cryptocoin startup Prodeum handed its investors before it exit-scammed, leaving just one thing behind: the word “penis” on its website.

After briefly leaving that one word as a goodbye, the website reportedly switched to redirecting to an anonymous Twitter account. As of Tuesday evening, the domain linked to a Los Angeles-based registrar called Namecheap where it was recently registered.

Well, that makes sense: there’s a lot of produce grown in California, and the losses incurred in this scam were not, allegedly, “millions.” Rather, it sounds like they were pretty lowball.

Pretty lowball as in, $11.

According to Business Insider, that’s how much Prodeum raised in an online fundraiser before it blinked out of existence on Sunday.

Three blockchain experts listed as team members or advisors on Prodeum’s TokenDesk fundraising page – Darius Rugevicius, Vytautas Kaseta, and Mario Pazos – told BI that they’re victims of identity theft and have nothing to do with Prodeum, which was on the Ethereum blockchain.

Before it went away on Sunday, Prodeum tried an unregulated fundraising technique with a dodgy reputation called an initial coin offering (ICO). ICOs are used by blockchain companies where cyptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum are used to purchase “tokens” from a startup: if the company takes off, they’ll theoretically be worth something.

Somebody claiming to be the scammer behind Prodeum posted about making $3,000 with the produce scam and $50,000 total with two other ICOs, Bitflur and Magnalis.

The writer asked for forgiveness but advised readers that “all ICOs are scams.”

Well, thanks a lot for the advice, you lousy fruit and vegetable crook! You took the money and left us with nothing but an eggplant.

4 comments on “My cryptocoin startup vanished and all I got was this lousy penis”

You certainly are ‘not’ afraid of a story Miss Vaas. Even if it does mention a ‘penis’. I have been around this world for a long time and it never ceases to confound me when I think about all of the people who fall for these scams. Call me a cynic if you will but personally I want proof that a product is real. I even raise the hood on a new car at the dealership to make sure the bloody thing has an engine. Are we so money hunger that we want to believe these scams are legit? Or are we just that gullible. I am relieved that no one fell for this scam. I say no one, Looks like maybe eleven people lost a dollar. Do you think the fact that the scammer claimed to be a Lithuanian cryptocoin startup might have been a red flag? 🙂

A laugh is acceptable I suppose Miss Vaas but please abstain from pointing and giggling. 😉
I must agree with you. You can never tell where these scammers are actually located so being very careful to do your research is important. A legit offering will come with bonafides. Sure there will be the cost of a few phone calls and some research but it can save you from losing more in the long run. 🙂