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Seriously, not sure how you find slititng wrists to be funny, let alone confirm and post the 'right way' to go about it. No form of physical self harm should be taken in jest, (short of using yourself as an example if you must joke about it). But I could have done without knowing that it's not 'horizontlly' but 'vertically' to what? Maximise the amount of veins we can slit open? Gee thanks, I'll be off to buy my razor then.
Do we also get a bonus picture and diagram of how to successfully go about posioning ourselves with carbon monoxide using a car in a garage too?

Of course if people think I need to lighten up and could possibly explain the humour of posting pics with implications, direct and indirect to slitting wrists, I'd love to hear it, really I would, cause last time I checked, the reality is far from funny.

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Seriously, not sure how you find slititng wrists to be funny, let alone confirm and post the 'right way' to go about it. No form of physical self harm should be taken in jest, (short of using yourself as an example if you must joke about it). But I could have done without knowing that it's not 'horizontlly' but 'vertically' to what? Maximise the amount of veins we can slit open? Gee thanks, I'll be off to buy my razor then.
Do we also get a bonus picture and diagram of how to successfully go about posioning ourselves with carbon monoxide using a car in a garage too?

Of course if people think I need to lighten up and could possibly explain the humour of posting pics with implications, direct and indirect to slitting wrists, I'd love to hear it, really I would, cause last time I checked, the reality is far from funny.

The joke is that they're treating a subject like suicide with a little instructional poster that a cute easily and catchy catchphrase. The dissonance between form and content is the source of the humor.

Incidentally, from what I hear cutting the wrong way is pretty much impossible to die from, it just hurts. Although quite a few people do try to commit suicide like that, presumably to the relief of their families.

Seriously, not sure how you find slititng wrists to be funny, let alone confirm and post the 'right way' to go about it. No form of physical self harm should be taken in jest, (short of using yourself as an example if you must joke about it). But I could have done without knowing that it's not 'horizontlly' but 'vertically' to what? Maximise the amount of veins we can slit open? Gee thanks, I'll be off to buy my razor then.
Do we also get a bonus picture and diagram of how to successfully go about posioning ourselves with carbon monoxide using a car in a garage too?

Of course if people think I need to lighten up and could possibly explain the humour of posting pics with implications, direct and indirect to slitting wrists, I'd love to hear it, really I would, cause last time I checked, the reality is far from funny.

I have to partialy agree with you, dark humor is not really for eveyone, and suicide is not a good subjec for joke.
The joke than started this was more about ''a idiot doing it all wrong''. The fact than the action was trying to kill itself had only a limited impact. But some of the following joke are less tastefull, more enphasing on the act itself.

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Top Six Signs You Are Watching Too Much Football
6. Only fresh air you've had this month is opening door for pizza guy
5. You refer to orange juice as FedEx orange juice
4. When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her
3. You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid's cholesterol
2. When you go to McDonald's you insist on ordering the McNabb
1. Laura has to keep reminding you you're still president for two more weeks

The pilot landed his aircraft and is turning the next taxiway. After holding for some minutes, the tower asked the pilot: "First time in Frankfurt?"
The pilot answered cooly: "Twice. It was 1944. It was on night and i didnt land."
The tower fell silent and the pilot continued taxing to the ramp.