Weiner’s Wiener? Or A Horny Hack?

Did U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-New York) send a woman a picture of his … well, wiener? That’s what everyone in Washington, D.C. is chattering about this weekend – you know, instead of Tuesday’s big vote on raising our nation’s $14.3 trillion debt ceiling.

Weiner (the Congressman) is suspected of sending a picture of his erect penis (the “wiener”) to a woman in Seattle, Washington. In fact some have speculated that the Congressman was having an inappropriate relationship with the woman – who promptly deleted her Facebook and Twitter pages after the story broke.

So, did this improper transmission of a “member’s member” really take place?

Weiner (the Congressman) says his Twitter account was hacked. Meanwhile the woman in question, 21-year-old Gennette Nicole Cordova, has not only seconded that theory but claims to know (or at least suspect) who was responsible for the hacking.

“This person had harassed me many times after the Congressman followed me on Twitter a month or so ago,” she said.

Cordova

As of this writing, the digital evidence surrounding the photo is inconclusive. Weiner has yet to file a police report, though, and he’s deleted the offending penile photo and every other photo associated with his Twitter account. It’s also been revealed that he sent direct messages to Cordova in the past – and to a porn star, too.

Hmmmm …

Weiner, 46, has represented parts of Brooklyn and Queens in Congress since 1999. Last summer, he married thirty something hottie Huma Abedin – who loyal FITS readers will recall was the subject of our founding editor’s fascination during the 2008 presidential primaries (for all the wrong reasons, we’d like to add).

Frankly, we don’t care whether Weiner snapped a picture of his dong and sent it across the country to a woman who isn’t his wife.

What do we care about? The fact that he’s a loyal fiscal liberal who will vote to raise the debt ceiling without first insisting on substantial (some would say “draconian”) cuts to the federal government.