Thursday, January 24, 2013

As promised, here’s my
official Super Bowl XLVII prediction, using our patented Buffalo chicken wing
bones method. The game will feature the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore
Ravens, and while I’m sure you’ll have fun either way, recent studies have
shown that winning lots of money during a sporting event, results in significantly
higher levels of enjoyment.

And of course, by using chicken
wing bones to predict the winner, I don’t waste time and money sifting through
information, analyzing game film, or considering any actual facts. This allows
me to pass the savings on to you. Anyway, this is obviously not a joke, and I
fully expect you to bet your entire savings on this sure thing. Not doing so
would just be plain stupid. Enjoy!

I forgot to write back regarding the eggplant sandwiches. The 9ers won because I chowed down those sandwiches...nervously at points...so instead of just good they just may be the best use of eggplant ever. The 9ers are going all the way, if it's in the bones it's got to be true.

Chef, you knew this would turn into a war but we know the truth, bones don't lie. Sorry James and Erin but you can't argue with the chicken bones. I think Chef is like 18-0 now, can't argue with science. haha.

To heck with the football crap! My Falcons won't be there. So, bring on all the single layers! That video was so funny!!! My dog is still trying to figure out what is wrong with me laughing so hard I am crying.

I think part of the success of this wing-o-mancy is the personal involvement the wing-o-mancer has in the magic. Not only must you cook the wings yourself but really, none of that acid or centrifuge thing. The meat must be consumed in order for the direct connection to be made. Or are you just trying to throw off others who attempt this so you may retain your supremacy? ;-)

BTW, we LOVE the 49'rs down here, except that we hate 'em cuz they cheated and beat us last minute in the playoffs last year, but I'm pretty sure they'll be safe down here because we all love you and your cooking tutelage. So...I guess the team pretty much owes you their lives.;-)