Promise to Wife

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able
to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will
paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's
nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for
the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish
when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they
asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I
just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear
a Sweater."

The fifth married guy never showed up. His wife probably said to him, "Neither. One will take too long and the other will be too quick. In the meantime, you've got rooms to paint, a deck to build, and a kitchen to remodel - after you make me breakfast. Now get moving!" SD Motak

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