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Posted on 09 May 2017

Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who like to mind other people’s business, are staging a boycott of Nyonya kueh lapis.

This after they realised the nine-coloured snack is too colouful, meaning it is gay.

One highly religious Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said: “Rainbow designs have been the LGBT movement’s insidious and hidden method of converting all Singaporeans to homosexuality and can certainly be blamed for Singapore’s falling birth rates.”

“For so long the Nyonya kueh lapis has hidden in plain sight by passing on subversive values with each taste.”

Other highly religious Singaporeans said it best to start eating foods that are white, such as white bread and white meat, to ensure virginal purity.

Another highly religious Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said: “When it is white there are no hidden elements of gay.”

At press time, a crisis has broken out as highly religious Singaporeans realised white light breaks down into the seven constituent colours of the rainbow when passed through a prism.