Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Tiger Woods Denies Drunk Driving Reports

Over the Memorial Day weekend pro golfer Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI near his home in Jupiter, Fl [click here if you missed that].

Tiger apologizes and insists alcohol was NOT involved...

Tiger's full statement below.

“I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn’t realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly."

“I would like to apologize with all my heart to my family, friends and the fans. I expect more from myself too."

“I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again."

“I fully cooperated with law enforcement, and I would like to personally thank the representatives of the Jupiter Police Department and the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s office for their professionalism.”

39 comments:

He looks plastered and pissed. He's probably somewhere getting a body scrub to get rid of the common folk smell from being in jail. That's what he gets for being cheap and not hiring a driver. The string of women he was whoring with did say he was cheap, but damn. Maybe this is a good time to finally reach out and help his (half?) brother in need. It would be a good look, at least, and his brother would appreciate it.

Snitch is serving up that Pad Thai shade today and I'm here for it. LOL!!!!His excuse may be true. I once took out a CVS fence and my car door after taking Advair allergy medication. Lucky for me the police let me go.

@9:11....You hit that nail on the head. That homely ass Perkins waitress he was sticking his eggroll in screamed CHEAP! ...And the fact he did her while she was on her cycle in the parking lot....Now that just screamed NASTY!!!

And why did I get dragged on Lipstick Alley for saying that his behavior is probably delayed grief from his father's death? They were so worried about him being with white women with their racist asses. I can't stand those angry, bitter, hateful bitches on LSA.

One Drop Rule, Tiger. "Caublasian" doesn't exist in the eyes of the law or the white people you love so dearly. Bears Club (where he lives) is very small and expensive and he was returning from his own restaurant so why not have the staff drive you? Did one of them tip off the police?

J Dent ~ Thanks for the details and I'm enjoying ALL the messiness. From the story on his new GF (at least he upgraded from "Becky" to "Jennifer." She's out her claiming 33 but looks likes she's aging like buttermilk. Question: Why did she get caught at the airport with 200k she said Tiger gave her? Is she just "holding" it for him to buy his RXs?

May he be showered with love from the Calabanesian community. No matter what he considers himself, the cops were indeed letting him know what they consider him. Much like Zoeller and many other CAC's have done in the past.

10:24 - "Becky" is a generic white girl and "Jennifer" is at least a pretty-ish white girl with a little class. The heart wants what the heart wants so if she can stand by him, good for her. I hear he's difficult and if you add pain meds I bet he's mean and erratic.

Tiger is such a damn liar and it's a lame attempt at damage control. Even the officer that pulled him over, stated he could smell 'alcohol' on him. I also remember reading the level of alcohol in his blood, was outside the normal range...but I'm sure the story will change. He has a lot of demons and thought he could get away with whatever he wanted. Now he's looking crazy and destroying his life....but that's his 'Becky lovin' fault. He had everything and I can't feel sorry for his dumb ass.

12:02 his father Earl was the one claiming there was white in their family, which there probably is. And he didn't want Tiger to identify as "only Black so he'd have higher expectations of himself." Google it if you want to have your mind blown.

Earl is the original Black man in the Sunken Place. You can identify as whatever you want, but to allow your b-racial son to make Black jokes with white friends (not "Snaps or Dozens" but actual "Buckwheat" jokes) tells me Tiger never had a chance.

Can nobody see that this isnt Tiger Woods look at his lips and compare with earlier pictures this is a lookalike only god knows what they did with the real Tiger. just look at his overall features this guy is a real doppleganger

This wannabee asian was on a morning show about four months ago and I called it then. I said he looked like he was bloated from alcohol and I was right. He drinks like a drowning fish. Fuck Tiger!! He floated off of the backs of black people saying he was a " black " first in golf to do it. Then turns around and shits on the very people that helped elevate his fried shrimp dog cat eating ass