It's that coveted day of the year -- when boys and girls become men and women, chefs become better chefs, and all of the media will immediately start debating who deserved a James Beard nomination and who didn't. Get excited!

Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.

WATCH: Guy Fieri Gets Into Epic, Drunken Fistfight with Hairdresser

Guys. Guy Fieri got into a fistfight and kicked a man through the door of a moving SUV. This is not a drill. This is real. There is a video. THIS IS REAL.

According to TMZ, which obtained the exclusive video, Fieri and his hairdresser (yes, hairdresser) Ariel Ramirez were driving out of the San Francisco International Airport this past Sunday, after supposedly throwing back a few on the plane. No one’s sure what caused the fight, but it escalated to the point where Ramirez punched Fieri through the open window of the car, sobbing and swearing profusely, and fielding a few kicks from Fieri who was kicking Ramirez’s face through the window.

But it was totally nothing, folks; just some normal drunk dudes throwing each other out of cars:

As for how the argument happened … we’re told it was about nothing. One source said, “It was just dudes being dudes.” It escalated into a physical fight.

A rep for Guy tells TMZ, “A bunch of guys were messing around. Things got a little out of hand, but they’re all good now.”

Right. Because throwing people out of moving vehicles is all in good fun. Watch the fraternal love below and tell us how these two men epitomize brotherhood.