Turk: Dr. Kelso, can I bother you for a second?Dr. Kelso: Based on history, I'd say yes.Turk: I know for a fact that Dr. Wen recommended Bonnie.Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turk, I chose you over that nice young lady because we're going to be moving around a lot, and I can't be pulling over every two minutes for pee-pee stops and those nylons that come in plastic eggs!Turk: Dr. Kelso, don't you think that's a little sexist?Dr. Kelso: I don't know, sport? Is it sexist to hold the door for a woman? Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos? The rules have changed so much, I just can't keep up. Tell you what: Let's stop jiggling each other's marbles. Why don't you decide who should go; that way, when you choose yourself, I won't have to deal with all this horrible guilt