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Sunday, September 15, 2013

It’s been a couple of years since our last adventure and The Skull
Slasher became the new demon king. Now we go to the demon realm in Demon King
Skull’s castle where Demon King Skull was having a business meeting with Hades
and Rob the Ogre. “So Hades, you want to have the demon realm, so you can merge
it with the Underworld, fat chance, why should I give up my power over the
demons,” cried Demon King Skull. “Look you, I’ve been ruler of the Underworld
since the beginning of time itself, now hand over the demon realm to me, we
could be great allies,” yelled Hades. “Sorry, Mr. Arms, escort Hades and Rob
the Ogre out of here,” said Demon King Skull. Mr. Arms then opened the door to
the exit of the meeting room. “We could have been partners,” said Hades as he
was leaving the meeting room. Soon Hades and Rob the Ogre were gone. “Mr. Arms
are the villains waiting outside,” asked Demon King Skull. “Yes they are
master, want to tell them the orders,” asked Mr. Arms. “Soon, first I want to
say hi to an old friend,” said Demon King Skull. Now we go to Demon King Skull
in an empty room with a huge frozen glass box with a body inside it. “So, you
may be the Chosen One, but I’m smarter than Long, with you out of the way the
mortal realm is mine, so have fun being frozen in a glass box, Max Storm,” said
Demon King Skull. Then Demon King Skull stared at Max Storm frozen inside a
glass box. Now we go to Demon King Skull with all of the super villains.
“Gentlemen, the mortal realm will be ours and this time Max Storm won’t stop
us,” yelled Demon King Skull. The super villains started cheering. “This day
will go down in history, the heroes army won’t win this time, now we will win
this war and we will rule together,” yelled Demon King Skull. The super
villains started cheering more loudly and then demon soldiers joined them.
“Now, let the war begin,” yelled Demon King Skull. Soon blackish-purplish
portals appeared and then the super villains and the demons went through them
together. Soon Demon King Skull sat on his throne with Mr. Arms by his side.
Soon Long, Reaper, Demon King Mogw, and Prince Pouchy walked into the throne
room and kneeled before the demon king. “Well graveyard workers, collect the
demon corpses and get out of here,” yelled Demon King Skull. “Yes master,” said
Long, Reaper, Demon King Mogw, and Prince Pouchy at the same time. Soon Long,
Reaper, Demon King Mogw, and Prince Pouchy left the throne room with demon
corpses in their hands. “Mr. Arms, I want you to keep an eye on those graveyard
workers, understood,” said Demon King Skull. “Yes master, and about Mr. Storm,
do you think he’ll be freed from his frozen glass box prison,” asked Mr. Arms.
“Hell know, this time, we’ll win the war,” said Demon King Skull. Then Demon
King Skull started laughing evilly. Now a new war begins!

It’s been a couple of years since our last adventure and Max Storm
and Kim Shotwer are still married and
now have a son named Mike. So they are basically living normal lives and are
retired from monster hunting. Max Storm is now a bug exterminator and Kim Shotwer
is now a school teacher. The Skull Slasher is still in prison and is eligible
for parole in 2029. But one night Max
Storm’s future and the future of the world was going to change. Max Storm had a
nightmare which was no ordinary nightmare, it was a warning for future events.
Max Storm nightmare was a warning for the return of the former Red Crickets
leader Long as he became the new demon king and was going to take over the
mortal realm. Max Storm soon thought about it and he started to get ready for a
new battle with Long. Max Storm got out of bed and was preparing for a trip to
find the portal to the demon world. Now we go to Max Storm preparing for his
journey when Kim woke up and was wondering what he was up to. “Max, what are
you doing up at three in the morning,” asked Kim. “I had a nightmare which I
think was a vision of the future, I’m riding my motorcycle into the city,
because I think Long is returning as a demon king, so I’m going to take him
on,” said Max Storm. “What, you can’t leave, we promised we wouldn’t be crime
fighters or monster hunters anymore, we have a new life we can’t go back to the
old,” said Kim. “I love you a lot, but I’m the chosen one and I need to defeat
Long, sorry, but you stay here and take care of Mike, I’ll be back very soon,”
said Max Storm. Then Max Storm started walking to the garage with his weapons.
“Good luck Max, I love you,” said Kim. Then Caper the Dog walked over to
Kim to comfort her. Then Max Storm hit the road on his motorcycle to his next
adventure, and he’s probably needs a lot of help to defeat Long this time!

Goddiess was getting ready to go on patrol and then Ted walked
into the room. “Hey Goddiess, can you help me something,” asked Ted. “What do
you need my help with, is there a crime going on,” asked Goddiess. “No, since
you’re a big strong man, there’s an open challenge tonight at the KWE Arena, and since there going to give
the winner $900, I wanted you to wrestle in the open challenge,” said Ted.
“What is this wrestling anyway,” asked Goddiess. Hours later, our heroes were
backstage at the KWE Arena. “Alright Goddiess, your stage name is Muscle Man
and I want you to put on this mask so no one would recognize you,”
said Ted. Then Goddiess put on the mask and he soon started stretching. “And
Goddiess, your opponent is a wrestler by the name of Dean
Deathlock, and I’ll be acting as your manager okay, now let’s get ready to
rumble,” said Ted. Then Ted and Goddiess started walking down to the ring and
fans were booing them. “How dare these mortals boo us,” whispered Goddiess.
“Don’t worry they always boo the new guy,” whispered Ted. Dean Deathlock was in
the ring. “Wow, another loser for the champ to destroy,” yelled Dean Deathlock.
Then Goddiess was inside the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Soon
Goddiess and Dean Deathlock were fighting each other. Goddiess was kicking Dean
Deathlock’s ass. “Come on Goddiess hit him with the chair,” yelled Ted. Then
Ted threw in a chair. Goddiess then hit Dean Deathlock with the chair. Then
Goddiess gave Dean Deathlock a piledriver. “Goddiess pin him,” yelled Ted. Then
Goddiess pinned Dean Deathlock. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee.
Then the fans started cheering for Goddiess. “Well my friend we fought a good
battle, but you failed to win,” said Goddiess. Then Goddiess shook Dean
Deathlock’s hand. “Damn, what was your name again,” said Dean Deathlock in
pain. “Ah, Muscle Man,” said Goddiess. Now we go to the office of Pete “Mr. Gold”
Manly the chairman of the KWE. “So, ah, Mr. Manly, when do we get the money,”
asked Ted. “Never, why the hell would I pay you,” said Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly.
“What, it said in the ad that we get $900,” yelled Ted. “Yes, the ad was right,
but your wrestler didn’t know wrestling is fake, he broke my current Heavyweight Champion’s arm, now he’ll
be out for months,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. Then Goddiess grabbed Pete
“Mr. Gold” Manly. “Look, you promised my friend gold, now you better give it to
him or I’ll break your legs, understand mortal,” yelled Goddiess. Soon Pete
“Mr. Gold” Manly gave our heroes the money and then they flew back to George’s
apartment. “Thanks dude, you made me a little richer,” said Ted. “You quite
welcome, and at least I got to fight a good fight,” said Goddiess. Then
Goddiess went back on patrol around the city, and went back to being the hero
he really is.

“Last night a flying muscular man flew
around the city, catching a burglar and throwing him on top of a police car,
and he injured a pimp, the pimp is now in the hospital and maybe going to court
after the ax mark on his back heals, so if you see a flying man that looks like
this…,” said the anchorman. Then they show a draw picture of Goddiess,
“Call 911 and protect yourself, in other news…,” said
the anchorman. Then George turned off the TV. “Damn, I did all of
that, I’m a wanted man, I…,” said George. Then George heard a knock on the
door. George answers it and sees a man wearing a robe. “Come with me and bring
the Green Ax,” said the mysterious man. “Who are you,” asked George. “Please,
come with me, grab the Green Ax and I’ll explain on the way,” said the
mysterious man. Then George followed the mysterious man to an alley. Then
mysterious man opened a portal. “What’s going on,” asked George. Then the man
took off his hood and he was a Faun. “My name is Professor Faun, the gods
ordered me to bring you to Mount
Olympus, now come on George,” said Professor Faun. Soon George went with
Professor Faun to Mount Olympus. Soon Professor Faun took George to the
courthouse and then George was handcuffed and sent to the courtroom. The judges
were Zeus,Odin, and Brahma. “George, you’re on
trial for freeing Goddiess in the mortal world,” yelled Zeus. “But I did mean
to, I just found a box on the ground, I didn’t know it was a god tool, why is
this about me, its Goddiess fault, he’s a wanted man in my home city,” yelled
George. “You know, maybe he’s right, it’s Goddiess fault, look just give us the
Green Ax and we’ll let you go,” said Odin. Then George handed the Green Ax to
the gods, but then the Green Ax flew back into George’s hand. “Oh know, the
mortal has a part of Goddiess in him, we’ll never get the Green Ax back,” cried
Professor Faun. “Hmmmmm, maybe he can control Goddiess, Goddiess is quite
powerful, if he had someone to show him the side of good, maybe he’ll be good,”
said Zeus. “You mean, the mortal can help tame Goddiess, a mortal,” cried Odin.
“Hell, mortals can be powerful,” said Brahma. “So, this means it’s up to me to
make Goddiess good again, but I don’t even remember being him how can I control
him,” said George. “You’ll find away, case dismissed,” said Zeus. Then George
was sent back to the mortal world, and a now it’s up to him to make Goddiess a
hero!

“Finally, I’m free from my weapon, now
then, where I’m I,” said Goddiess to himself. You see, George was holding the
Green Ax in the air for the time he did released Goddiess and soon Goddiess
took over George’s body. So basically, Goddiess and George are now one person,
and it’s basically like a split personally. Goddiess was flying around the city
and looking for a way to get back home. “This place, it’s weird and different
from my home, taller buildings and tarry roads, where I’m I,” said Goddiess. Then
Goddiess heard a cry for help. It was an old lady and a burglar stole her
purse. “Don’t worry miss I’ll get that thief,” cried Goddiess. Soon Goddiess
caught the burglar and then threw the purse back to the old lady. “Thank you
strange flying man,” yelled the old lady. Then Goddiess flew away while
carrying the burglar. “I guess I need to lighten my load,” said Goddiess. Then
Goddiess dropped the burglar on top of a police car. “What the…hey Bob, isn’t
that the guy who stole that stuff in the ally on Jefferson St.,” asked the
policeman. “Yah, that’s the thief, but where did he come from,” said Bob. Then
the police saw Goddiess flying in the air. “Bob, who the hell is that flying
man,” yelled the policeman. “I don’t know, let’s follow him,” cried Bob. Soon
the police were chasing Goddiess with the burglar in the backseat of the police
car. Then Goddiess heard a woman scream. It was a pimp hitting his whore.
“Halt negro,” yelled Goddiess. Then Goddiess using his Green Ax stabbed the
pimp in the back. The pimp fell to the ground. “Run along miss, I have to
leave,” yelled Goddiess. Then Goddiess flew away and then the police caught the
pimp. “Oh my god, he stabbed this man, call a hospital,” cried the policeman.
Then Goddiess flew everywhere but soon he gave up for the night and then flew
back to George’s apartment. The next morning, George woke up and saw the Green
Ax lying on the coffee table. “I guess I can watch TV before I go to work,”
said George. Then George turned on the TV and saw the news talking about
Goddiess. “Flying man causes chaos in the city,” said the anchorman. “Oh no,”
said George to himself.

Max Storm
and Caper were riding Max’s motorcycle when Max saw an old warehouse. Then Max
heard screaming inside the warehouse. “Let’s check it out Caper,” said Max
Storm. Then Max Storm went inside and saw dead bodies everywhere. Then he saw
the Skull Slasher killing an innocent person. “Hey, who the heck are you,”
yelled Max Storm. “Hey, you’re the legendary Max Storm, I’m the Skull Slasher,
now I’m going to kill you,” yelled the Skull Slasher. The Skull Slasher looked
like a man wearing a cape, holding a chainsaw, and with a skull face. Max Storm
and the Skull Slasher were fighting each other. Then Max Storm with his blade
hit the Skull Slasher in the nuts. “Oh shit,” cried the Skull Slasher. Then Max
Storm was about to kill the Skull Slasher, and then he chose not to. “Look, if
I kill you I’ll be no better then you, so do the right thing,” said Max
Storm.Max Storm was walking away when
all of a sudden. “Hey Max, I was wondering, could I help you stop monsters and
stuff,” yelled the Skull Slasher. “Man, I don’t know, but, I guess you could
join my quest, but you’re going to ride in the bitch seat of my motorcycle,”
said Max Storm. “Okay,” said the Skull Slasher. Now Max Storm has a new friend,
the infamous Skull Slasher. Would they be a good team, see for yourself!

Max
Storm was walking into a graveyard when all of a sudden it was night time. “I
guess now is when I need to be watching for anything odd,” said Max Storm to
himself. Then little did Max Storm know was that he was being watched by Mogw
the demon king. “Now to see how good Mr. Storm is at fighting,” said Mogw to
himself. Then he snapped my fingers, and soon the ground was shaking. “What
the…,” yelled Max Storm. Then out of the graves the bodies that were in them
were dead, were alive once more. “Time for action,” yelled Max Storm. Then he
pulled out some guns, and started shooting the zombies. Max Storm soon killed
all the zombies and soon it was morning. “That was weird, but I seen weirder,”
said Max Storm. Then Max Storm heard barking, and he saw a black puppy walk up
to him. “Where did you come from little guy,” said Max Storm. Then Max Storm
picked up the puppy. “Do you have a home,” said Max Storm. Then he saw no
collar on him. “I guess I’ll take care of you, I guess I’ll call you Caper,”
said Max Storm. Then Max Storm started walking away when Mogw popped out.
“You’re forgetting the deal, get me the demon ruby or else I’ll take your
soul,” yelled Mogw. “Leave me alone, and I’ll try to get the ruby, but I’m not
giving it to you, now good day,” said Max Storm. “Fine, and I’ll try to kill
you,” yelled Mogw. Then Mogw opened a portal and walked through it. Now we see
Max Storm and Caper the Dog by Max’s motorcycle. Max Storm went through his
backpack and pulled out a dog collar. “Caper I’m giving you this, this collar
was made to catch souls and now I’ll let you wear it,” said Max Storm. Then Max
Storm put the soul catching collar on Caper. “Come on little buddy let’s go,”
said Max Storm. Then our heroes got on Max Storm’s motorcycle and rode off.

Max Storm
was riding his motorcycle when he soon saw a pack of werewolves. “Man, I’ll be
busy tonight,” yelled Max Storm. Max Storm was 28 years old, and he was not
very strong, but he is a skilled fighter. Then all the werewolves began to howl.
Max Storm then pulled out his gun with silver bullets. “Time
to die,” yelled Max Storm. Then Max Storm started fighting the werewolves. He
soon killed them all, and it was dawn. “I guess I have to move on, but what
should I do now,” said Max Storm. Then out of nowhere a beam of light appeared.
“What the…,” said Max Storm. Then a man came out of the portal, and he was
wearing all black. “Hello there Max Storm, I’m the Demon King Mogw, and I want
you to look for the demon ruby, if you don’t look for it, you’ll burn in hell,”
yelled Mogw. Then Mogw disappeared. “Now at least I have something to do,” said
Max Storm to himself. Then Max got back on his motorcycle, and rode off.

Kelly Refson was a very famous
supermodel, and she was engaged to a government agent named Chris Walker (Spy
Lion). Then she was told that Chris Walker hasn’t returned to work of two
weeks, and she missed Chris a lot. Soon Kelly was told that X-Eye may know
something about the whereabouts of her fiancé. So now we go to the prison where
X-Eye was being held, and it was visiting hours. Now we go to Kelly talking to
X-Eye. “So where’s Chris Walker,” asked Kelly Refson. “Look, a monster named
Spy Lion killed your fiancé, and I’ll tell you where he is if you bail me out
of jail,” said X-Eye. “I’ll do it, and you’ll help me find my fiancé’s killer
right,” said Kelly Refson. “I will, and I’ll even take you with me back to my
headquarters,” said X-Eye. Soon Kelly bailed out X-Eye, and now we go to
X-Eye’s headquarters. “Now Kelly, I think I can help you out, you see your
fiancé killer was an experiment of mine, and I’ll make you into something that
can fight Spy Lion, now go open that do and go inside,” said X-Eye. Then Kelly
went into the right door of X-Eye’s fusing machine. “Okay now shut it,” said
X-Eye. Then Kelly shut the door. Then X-Eye looked at what lab animals he had
left and found only a condor. Then X-Eye put the condor in the left door of
he’s fusing machine. “Okay, let’s make a monster,” yelled X-Eye. Soon X-Eye
turned on the fusing machine, and minutes later Kelly came out of the middle
door of the fusing machine and soon became a human-condor hybrid. “I shall call
you Ms. Condor,” yelled X-Eye. “What did you do to me, I look like Big Bird,
only blacker,” cried Ms. Condor (Kelly Refson). “Now, go and find your fiancé’s
killer, and his name is Spy Lion,” yelled X-Eye. Then Ms. Condor flew out of
X-Eye’s headquarters and soon X-Eye started laughing evilly. What will happen
next? Nobody knows!

Spy Lion and Deerman were walking in
the woods when soon Deerman saw an old warehouse. “Spy Lion, I found a place
where we can sleep tonight,” said Deerman. Then our heroes went inside the old
warehouse. “Wow, this place is bigger on the inside,” said Deerman. “Alright,
so let’s call it a day,” said Spy Lion. “Actually let’s not call it a day,”
said a mysterious voice. Then our heroes turned around and saw an upstairs
control room in the warehouse. “Does somebody live here,” asked Spy Lion. “Why
my friends you’re in the lair of Spider Hand,” yelled Spider Hand. Then Spy
Lion turned around and saw Spider Hand. “Who are you,” asked Spy Lion. “Why,
I’m Norman Q. brother of Henry Q. I believe he calls himself X-Eye now, let me
guess, you’re one of his experiments, and you were created by my fusing
machine,” said Spider Hand (Norman Q.). “Wait, you’re X-Eye’s brother, and you
were the one who created the fusing machine, then you could cure me right,”
asked Spy Lion. “Now why would you want to be cured, why, I gave my self spider
DNA with a little radioactivity, and I now have a Spider Hand, and look at my
henchman Bug Boy, I gave him fly DNA with a little radioactivity, and now he
has antennas,” said Spider Hand. “But I don’t want to be a human-mountain lion
hybrid, I want to be just human, and you are maybe my one chase at being normal
again,” said Spy Lion. “Why my dumb friend, think of the powers you have now,
and soon I will be a spider, I studied DNA my entire life, and my dick of a
brother of mine stole everything that was mine, o how I want to kill my
brother,” said Spider Hand. “Dude, you want to kill your own brother, you’re
nuts,” said Deerman. “Hey, my boss is not nuts, look at me, I could be a fly, I
was always teased by bullies because I was a midget, but now look at me, I’m
going to be a fly,” said Bug Boy. “Please, cure me, that’s all I ask, I want to
be normal,” cried Spy Lion. “Sorry, but my transformation is going to be complete,
as of right….now,” said Spider Hand. Then Spider Hand turned into a giant
spider. “Holy crap, dude we have to stop this guy,” yelled Deerman. “I’m right
behind you,” said Spy Lion. Soon Spy Lion and Deerman were fighting Spider
Hand. Then Spy Lion pulled out a bomb and then put it on Spider Hand’s back.
“So long crazy guy,” yelled Spy Lion. Then Spy Lion hit a button on his watch
and then Spider Hand blew up. Then bug guts were everywhere in the warehouse.
“I say we find another place to sleep,” said Deerman. “I’m right behind you,”
said Spy Lion. Then our heroes ran out of the warehouse. And off to our heroes
went to their next adventure.

Spy Lion and Deerman were walking in
the woods when all of a sudden, they heard gunfire. “Did you hear that,” yelled
Deerman. “Sounds like gunfire,” yelled Spy Lion. Then a hunter came running
down towards them. “It’s the kat monster, I can make money off of him, and then
everybody would know the name Barney Finpal,” yelled Barney Finpal. “Dude, I
think that red neck is after you,” said Deerman. Then Barney Finpal shot at Spy
Lion but missed. “Dang, I missed, and I’m out of bullets,” yelled Barney
Finpal. “I’ll take care of him,” said Spy Lion. Then Spy Lion picked up Barney
Finpal and then threw him down a hill. “Let’s get out of here Deerman,” cried
Spy Lion. Then Deerman and Spy Lion ran away. As Barney Finpal was rolling down
the hill he was soon getting dirt all over him. Then Barney Finpal rolled down
into a lake, and his whole body was covered with dirt. Then Barney Finpal soon
was floating in the lake. “Dam it, well I’ll try again, but first let me clean
this dirt off,” said Barney Finpal to himself. Then Barney Finpal went
underwater to clean the dirt off, and little did he know the water was
radioactive. “Man, this dirt won’t come off,” yelled Barney Finpal. Then Barney
Finpal touched his hand, and it fell off. “Ah, that didn’t hurt, what’s happening
to me,” said Barney Finpal. Soon Barney realized that the radioactive water
turned his whole buddy into dirt. He was now made out of dirt, and he was
half-human and half-dirt. “Wow, hey my voice sounds deeper, now that I have a
new power that made me into dirt, now I can kill those idiots that did this to
me, and from this day on I shall be known as Dirtclog,” yelled Dirtclog (Barney
Finpal). Now we go back to our heroes as they were lying down. “Man I hope that
crazy red neck is okay,” said Spy Lion. “Well he deserves it after what he did
to you, hey is it me or is it dustier around here,” said Deerman. Then out of
the dust was Dirtclog. “Ha, I’m one with dirt, my body is made out of dirt, and
I want revenge on you two,” yelled Dirtclog. “Dude, I think that’s the red neck
who tried to kill you, and now he’s a super villain,” yelled Deerman. Then our
heroes were fighting Dirtclog, and every time they were punching or kicking him
it was just dirt. “Dirtclog can never get hurt,” cried Dirtclog. “I have an idea,
Deerman follow me,” said Spy Lion. Then our heroes lured Dirtclog into a lake,
and soon Dirtclog turned into mud. “What’s happening to me, I’m all gooey,”
cried Dirtclog. Then Dirtclog drowned in the lake. “He’ll return, I just know
it,” said Spy Lion. Then our heroes moved on to their next adventure.

Feeling like a monster, Spy Lion went
into the woods outside the city. He lived like a wild animal and missed having
a normal life. Little did he know was that Spy Lion was all over the news. Now
we go to the city’s news station and see a report. “Hello and welcome to
channel 6 news, I’m Curt Babarker, today’s top story is a new monster living
right next door, he is said to be a cat man and is very wild, we our offering a
reward of $400 to anyone who can catch the mysterious cat man, now in other
news…,” said Curt Babarker. Now we go to Spy Lion in the woods, and he is
drinking by the lake. “That’s some good water, but I really miss home,” said
Spy Lion. Then Spy Lion heard some noises in the bushes. He pulled out his gun.
“Who’s there, answer right now,” yelled Spy Lion. Then out of the bushes was a
male deer. “O, it was just a deer, go back home little wood land creature,”
said Spy Lion. Then the deer got up on two legs. “Wait, can deer do that,”
yelled Spy Lion. “Deerman to the rescue, you’re going down evil cat creature,”
yelled Deerman. Then Spy Lion and Deerman started fighting each other. Then Spy
Lion threw Deerman to the ground. “Please don’t hurt me, I just want the
reward,” cried Deerman. “Wait, what reward,” asked Spy Lion. “Well, the local
TV station is offering a cash reward for your capture,” said Deerman. “So I’m a
wanted man or do they think I’m like Bigfoot or something like that,” said Spy
Lion. “I say it’s more of the Bigfoot part, so you mean us no harm,” asked
Deerman. “Yah, I’m just hiding, I used to be a human being until a guy named
X-Eye turned me into a human-mountain lion hybrid, and I’m scared to go back
home,” said Spy Lion. “So you’re not an alien or a wild animal, you’re a lab
experiment, wow, I guess you’re screwed huh,” said Deerman. “Yah, but I better
go, and I’ll look out for hunters, now good luck, Deerman,” said Spy Lion. “Wait,
can I come with you, you could really use a friend,” asked Deerman. “Sure, I
guess since you’re a deer-human hybrid,” said Spy Lion. “Actually I can turn
back to a human being on my own, and I can turn into a real deer also, it’s all
thanks to my magic ruby, I found it in a tree at the city park,” said Deerman.
“Well, at least I have a new friend, let’s go find a place to sleep,” said Spy
Lion. Spy Lion has a new alley and his name is Deerman. Spy Lion won’t be so
lonely anymore. But what will happen next? Nobody knows!

Soon Dark Fox was unfrozen and soon
Dark Fox woke up. “Where I’m I,” cried Dark Fox. “Dark Fox, General J. here,
you have been frozen for 40 years, it is now the year 2008, welcome to the
future,” said General J. “2008, damn, so what’s the mission,” asked Dark Fox. “You
will be working with you son and his team, we will fly into space and stop
Emperor Rodgle,” said General J. “Wait, my son’s an agent now, what the hell
Cool Fox,” yelled Dark Fox. “Dad, I wanted to do what you did, I have a team
and everything, I have a wife and son now, I’m totally an adult now,” said Cool
Fox. “Son, remember all the years I told you never to do the job that I do, and
now you work for the government, you didn’t listen to me all these years,” said
Dark Fox. “You missed out on almost half my childhood and you’re not proud of
me filling out the family name,” said Cool Fox. “Well I….,” said Dark Fox.
“Alright you two stop your arguing, now let’s go over the mission,” said
General J. Soon Dark Fox and Cool Fox were hearing the plan on how to stop
Emperor Rodgle. “Alright men, the plan to stop the alien emperor Rodgle, we
send you two with a crew into our fastest spaceship available, and once you get
to the mother ship you’ll plant a bomb and blow the mother ship to
smithereens,” said General J. “Who’s a part of our crew,” asked Dark Fox. “I
believe that’s your job Dark Fox and son,” said General J. “Don’t worry dad,
I’ll get the crew ready,” said Cool Fox. “Okay son, now then, let’s save the
Earth,” yelled Dark Fox. Soon Cool Fox picked the crew to go with them into
space, and he picked as the crew members Camel, the Scuba Diver Bros., and
Gator Guard. Now that our heroes are going to fight the alien empire let’s hope
they can save the Earth once and for all!

After the death of Dina, the Cool Club
didn’t have any worries for a while. Cool Fox and Mary Y. are now happily
married and have an eight year old son named Cody. If you remember last time
Cool Fox was turned into a human, so his son Cody is human, not a fox hybrid.
The Cool Club was now an agency of U.S. Government and all the founding members
are government agents. Cool Fox and Camel are still very good friends, and as
for the other members of the Cool Club they are just laying low. Our story begins
when a new threat appeared, and that threat is an alien empire. UFO’s have been
reported more often than usual and the U.S. Government and the Cool Club are
secretly at war with the alien empire. The alien emperor named Rodgle has plans
of taking over the Earth in the name of his planet. Emperor Rodgle rules by
force and his armies are about to attack Earth. Since Emperor Rodgle needs some
help taking over the world, he kidnapped three of the Cool Club’s enemies Tom
T-Rex, Professor Snout, and Gangster to help him take over the world.Soon the U.S. military secretly started a war
with Emperor Rodgle. Soon Cool Fox and General J. went to get the help of the
greatest spy and assassin, Dark Fox a.k.a Cool Fox’s father. Dark Fox has been
cryogenically frozen for 40 years because he may be needed for battle in the
future. “So, why are we unfreezing my father,” asked Cool Fox. “Because we need
his services to stop Emperor Rodgle, your father was our greatest agent we ever
had, we never thought we would be unfreezing him now,” said General J. “I can’t
wait to talk to my dad again, he was gone for so long,” said Cool Fox. “Your
father must of missed out your whole childhood, but remember, he’s be frozen
for 40 years, he missed out on a lot, so he may have some future shock,” said
General J.Now we see the Scuba Diver
Bros. preparing the unfreezing process for Dark Fox. “General, he’ll be
unfrozen in five minutes,” said Rick Diver. “Good, now then, let’s bring back
the greatest soldier I ever knew,” said General J. Now Dark Fox is going to
wake up in the year 2008, but he missed out on a lot, and can Dark Fox alone be
able to stop Emperor Rodgle? I guess we’ll have to wait and see!

“Everybody, come in here, now,” yelled
Dina. Dina is the Cool Club’s enemy, Dina and his minions Gangster who is a
mafia pink cotton puff who wears a blue top hat and Professor Snout who is an
evil genius with a ten inch nose try to take over the world and destroy the
Cool Club. “What is it boss,” asked Professor Snout. “Well my minions, I found
out that the Cool Club was bought by the U.S. government, and now they most
find Cryptids, like Bigfoot and
the Loch Ness Monster, and give them to a government lab to study, so my plan
is that we must find more Cryptids than the Cool Club, maybe all of them, and
we will give the Cryptids that we have away at auctions for money,” yelled
Dina. “So we got to find animals that may not even be real,” said Gangster. “They
could be real, now go get some god dam Cryptids already,” yelled Dina. “Yes
boss,” yelled Gangster and Professor Snout. Who will find the most Cryptids?
Nobody knows! But are they really out there?

Cool Fox has just told the members of
the Cool Club that they’re bankrupt. Now Cool Fox is going to give a speech to
the Cool Club members. “Hello my friends, I Cool Fox, the Cool Club’s leader
and founder, is broke, we had good times, we had bad times, but we’ll always be
friends, now we all have to find new jobs, but I hope we all can be very good
friends, thank you and good luck to you all,” said Cool Fox. As Cool Fox was
about to close the Cool Club headquarters for good, a man wearing a business
suit came walking down to Cool Fox. “Who are you,” asked Cool Fox. “Hello, my
name is General J. the government will like to buy the Cool Club, and make the
Cool Club a government organization, will you let us buy you, you and your
employees well have jobs and may even be richer than before, so will you,” said
General J. “Alright, the Cool Club is yours,” said Cool Fox. Soon Camel comes
walking by. “Cool Fox, I just wanted to say good bye, to bad about the Cool
Club,” said Camel. “Buddy, the Cool Club is back in business,” said Cool Fox.
“What, we all have jobs again,” asked Camel. “Yah, we do, but why does the
government need us,” asked Cool Fox. “My friend, have you ever heard of Cryptozoology,” asked General J.

Young One was working out in his apartment
when his communicator soon rang. Young One answered it and it was a message to
all heroes to report to The Gifted’s headquarters as soon as possible. “What’s
The Gifted, I better tell Super Dude,” said Young One. Young One soon went into
Super Dude’s room and Super Dude was working on his computer. “Hey Super Dude,
it looks like something called The Gifted needs our help,” said Young One. “The
Gifted, who are they,” asked Super Dude. “I don’t know,” said Young One. Super
Dude then paused and then went back on his computer. He went to www.AskFillip.com
and searched The Gifted. Super Dude soon found The Gifted’s website. “It says
here The Gifted are a superhero team based in Action City,” said Super Dude.
“How far is Action City from Hero City,” asked Young One. “About a couple of
miles,” said Super Dude. “Then we better help those guys, should we call every
Super Dudes member,” asked Young One. “If they said everyone then we should,”
said Super Dude. Soon Young One pulled out his communicator and called all of
the Super Dudes. Now for the first time ever the Super Dudes have finally
joined the Heroes Army and they’ll fight alongside The Gifted in battle. Soon
the Super Dudes flew to Action City and Action City was covered by a huge black
cloud. “What’s up with this cloud,” asked Super Dudette. “I don’t know, but I
have a feeling Satan’s involved in this one,” said Super Dude. Just then the
Super Dudes were being sucked into the black cloud. “What’s happening,” cried
Young One. Our heroes were soon sucked into the black cloud and as the Super
Dudes were being sucked into the black cloud, The Gifted’s jet broke out of the
black cloud and flew off. Young One awoke inside Action City and Action City
was crawling with demons. “Great demons, wake up everyone, we have some
fighting to do,” cried Young One. Soon the Super Dudes began fighting the
demons. Now we go to The Gifted’s jet and inside the jet were Max Storm, Dr.
Strong, Dr. Laser, Goddiess and Ted Brook. “Alright, so where does this map say
to go,” asked Dr. Laser who was the pilot of The Gifted’s jet. “It says it’s in
a temple in South America, so fly their and we’ll have to land in a rainforest
somewhere in Brazil,” said Max Storm. “So what are we after anyway,” asked Ted
Brook. “This map that Max has I think will lead us to the Holy Armor which Max
Storm is chosen to wear,” said Goddiess. “Wait, I’m the only one who can wear
this so called Holy Armor, but why,” asked Max Storm. “Because you’re the only
former demon king with a heart, and with that the only warrior besides me
strong enough to kill Hades….wait…I sense we’re being followed, but I don’t
know who,” cried Goddiess. Our heroes were soon being followed by a huge
demonic dragon ridden by the Keeper and Chaos the Demon. “Can this jet fight
back,” cried Ted Brook. “It can, one dragon to kill coming up,” said Dr. Laser.
Soon our heroes began fighting the demonic dragon. But who will win? Only time
will tell!

Goddiess and Ted Brook began to fight the Keeper and Chaos the
Demon. It was a long fight but before any of them could finish it, the fighting
suddenly stopped. “Sorry, as much as we would want to kill you, we just
received orders from Hades to continue our mission, so we have to go,” said the
Keeper. Then the Keeper and Chaos the Demon both disappeared out of thin air.
“Crap, we must get to the Gifted’s headquarters before they do,” cried
Goddiess. Goddiess and Ted Brook soon flew to the Gifted’s headquarters and
just when the landed outside the Gifted’s headquarters’ back door…demons
appeared and attacked our heroes. “More fighting, just our luck,” said Ted
Brook. Goddiess and Ted Brook began fighting the demons. Now we go inside the
Gifted’s headquarters where our heroes were waiting for Goddiess. “Hey look at
the security monitor, it’s Goddiess at the back door and a whole bunch of
demons,” cried Dr. Strong. “I’ll help him out, you two stay here,” said Dr.
Laser. “Dr. Strong, call all of the back-up members of the Gifted, we need as
much help as we can,” said Max Storm. “Alright,” said Dr. Strong. Dr. Strong
then pulled out his communicator and called every superhero. But just then, Max
heard someone walking. “Who’s there,” cried Max. Then from out of the shadows
walked a mysterious black hooded robed man. “Who are you,” asked Max Storm. The
mysterious hooded robed man pulled down his hood and it was Professor Faun.
“Max, I’m here to tell you Hades now rules Hell and give you something that may
help you fulfill your destiny,” said Professor Faun. Professor Faun then handed
Max an old map. “Use this map, it will lead you to the ultimate weapon that you
and only you are chosen to wear, I must go, but hurry, the darkness is coming
fast,” said Professor Faun. Max then nodded and Professor Faun soon fled the
scene. “Hey Dr. Strong, do you still have your jet,” asked Max Storm. “Yah
why,” asked Dr. Strong. “Because we have a map to the Holy Armor and it’ll be a
long flight,” said Max Storm. Soon Max Storm, Dr. Strong, Dr. Laser, Goddiess
and Ted Brook were soon to be off on a quest. Also, Dr. Strong sent a message
to every back-up Gifted member and little does he know another famous superhero
team will finally join the fight!

In a dark alley a blackish-purplish portal appeared and soon Max
Storm walked out of the blackish-purplish portal. Max Storm looked injured and
weak. “Must find The Gifted,” said Max Storm to himself. Max Storm then fled to
The Gifted’s headquarters, but little does he know is that he is being followed
by some demons. Max Storm made it to The Gifted’s Headquarters and he began
knocking on their door. “Hey buddy, what are you doing here,” cried a mysterious
voice. Max turned around and saw Claws and Claws was smoking weed. “Quiet,
they’ll hear you,” cried Max Storm. “What dude,” asked Claws. Now we go inside
the Gifted’s headquarters where Dr. Strong was watching the security cameras.
Dr. Laser then walked into the room and he looked tired. “Hey Bob, it’s my turn
to keep watch,” yawned Dr. Laser. “Hold on, look here,” said Dr. Strong. Dr.
Strong and Dr. Laser soon saw in one of the security monitors Max Storm
knocking on the back door of the headquarters. “Is that Max Storm,” asked Dr.
Laser. “Yah it is Max Storm, you let him in and while I get the first aid kit
because he looks hurt,” said Dr. Strong. Max was lying by the door and just
then a bunch of demons appeared. “Crap,” cried Max. “How did you know I went #2
in my pants man,” said Claws. Just as the demons were about to attack Max, Dr.
Laser came to the rescue. Dr. Laser soon killed the demons with his laser
vision and he picked up Max Storm. “Claws, stay alert, there could be more
demons coming,” said Dr. Laser. “Okay man,” said Claws. Claws then went to
sleep in his dumpster. Dr. Strong soon treated Max’s wounds and Max began to
fill them in on what happened. “So let me get this straight, you’re no longer
the demon king and Hades took it over after you gave it up and now Hades is
plotting to take over the mortal realm, how do we stop him,” asked Dr. Strong.
“Look, all I know is if Hades gets Hell we’re dead, now you have to call
Goddiess, he’s the only one who knows how to kill Hades,” said Max Storm. “Right,
now rest up, but don’t rest for long because if what you said is true, Hade’s
army will be here by now,” said Dr. Strong. Dr. Strong then pulled out his
communicator and called Goddiess. Now we go to Goddiess and Ted Brook who were
on patrol of the city. “So, should we call it a night,” asked Ted Brook. “We
should stay out a little longer because…,” said Goddiess. Then Goddiess’s
communicator rang and Goddiess answered it. “Hello…we’ll be on our way,” said
Goddiess. Goddiess then hung up and sighted. “So, what does The Gifted want
now,” asked Ted Brook. “They said Max Storm is no longer the demon king and
that Hades has returned, come on we need to…what the, Ted look down there,”
cried Goddiess. Goddiess and Ted Brook saw the Keeper and Chaos the Demon walking
in the streets below. “It’s Chaos the Demon, but who’s the other guy,” asked
Goddiess. “I don’t know, but it’s time for some whoop ass I know that,” said
Ted Brook. Goddiess and Ted Brook flew down towards the Keeper and Chaos the
Demon and they landed right in front of them. “Halt, what are you two up too,”
yelled Goddiess. “Why we’re looking for Max Storm, do you know where he is,”
asked the Keeper. “We won’t tell you anything, so leave this place at once,”
said Goddiess. “Wrong answer buddy,” said Chaos the Demon. Soon Chaos the Demon
attacked Goddiess and a fight soon began. Now Goddiess and Ted Brook must fight
the bad guys and also try to make it to the Gifted’s headquarters before it’s
too late!

It’s been about two years since Max
Storm reign as king of the Demon Realm ended. Max gave the Demon Realm to Hades
and now Hades has merged the Demon Realm and the Underworld into one entity.
Hades power has grown and now he wishes to rule Hell. Currently Hades is negotiating
a deal with Satan to merge Hell with the Underworld. “So Satan, can you give me
Hell and make it apart of the Underworld, I already have the Demon Realm but if
I have Hell I will have close to everything I need,” said Hades. Satan was
sitting on his throne with the Keeper by his side. “I will give you Hell if I
can be co-ruler, because I too want to fulfill the prophesy, so do we have an
agreement,” said Satan. “It’s a deal, but there’s one last thing I need you to
do for me,” said Hades. “What would that be,” asked Satan. “Find Max Storm and
bring him back to the Underworld before it’s too late,” said Hades.
“Alright….Keeper, find this Mr. Storm fellow and bring him back here,” said
Satan. “Right master,” said the Keeper. The Keeper then opened up a
blackish-purplish portal and walked through it. Soon Hell and the Underworld
merged together and now Satan and Hades are plotting to take over the mortal
realm…as goes the prophesy. Now our story begins in a dark alley by a dumpster,
where a legendary hero will make his return!

A former government scientist who uses
mind control devices to control the minds of evil alien species from across the
universe so he can take over the world. The Monster Master was then hit by an
eclectic cord while he was wearing a mind device and the minds and bodies of
the alien species he controlled became a part of him. Now The Monster Master is
a shape shifter and has the power to become 1,000 different monsters/aliens.

Virus

A living computer virus, he looks like
a man with no face but his whole body is green 0’s and 1’s. His goal is to go
into every computer in the world and give it a computer virus. Virus can be
stopped by downloading him into a floppy disc or a CD, but he’s been known to
be freed from it.

Time Man

Has the ability to travel through
time, and also has the powers to stop time. He earned his powers by making a
deal with the legendary Father Time. But Father Time didn’t know that he would
use his powers for crime. Time Man is very cocky and is the most powerful super
villain the Gifted has ever faced.

Black Magic

An evil magician with supernatural
powers and a crazy crime lord, he is very insane when it comes to his powers.
He used to be a dinner theatre magician until he was fired. After that he
learned the dark arts and became a dark wizard. Black Magic is a bit of a
show-off when he robes a bank, because he steals money like it was a magic
trick.

Ivan the Crusher

A Russian dictator who wants to take over the world, and also
currently rules his own mini-country. Ivan the Crusher used a professional
wrestler and his gimmick was that of a crazy Russian. But after many head
injures he really thinks he’s a crazy Russian. He’s The Gifted’s only foe who
has diplomatic immunity.

Dr.
Hurt

A
mad scientist who always finds a way to escape death, even after major
injuries. Dr. Hurt used to work for Henry Q. Corp but then turned to a life of
crime. He used to be in a wheelchair and had third degree burns all over his
body and had to talk through a computer. Dr. Hurt wasn’t a cripple for long,
now his head is in jar and he now walks with a robotic body.

Peter P. Pixie

He is from a dimension home to
magical creatures. Is a dragon poop
cleaner at his village zoo, and now he wants to rule a world of his own.The only
way to stop Pixie is to say “Og kcab emoh” which is go back home backwards, and soon a portal will open up and stuck him in. Peter P. Pixie is always seeking revenge on
The Gifted and his magic is far greater then Black Magic’s magical powers.

Badger
Man

A
criminal with the powers of a badger and has many pet badgers. He also has the
power of super strength. Badger Man is a pretty powerful digger too and has dug
under many banks. Badger Man has been known to get angry easily and known to be
hungry all the time.

Dino Man

Dino Man is half-human and
half-dinosaur and is Stretch Man’s first foe. Dino Man has the powers of super
strength and a very loud roar. Dino Man was once a scientist who studied
genetic engineering and he wanted to clone extinct animals like dinosaurs. But
when he found dinosaur DNA he ejected it into his blood stream along with some
radioactivity and soon it turned him into a monster. Dino Man whereabouts are
currently unknown.

Water Man

Water Man was once a U.S. soldier, but
he volunteered for an experiment that would make him a perfect soldier. But
little did he know was that the experiment would turn his whole body into pure
water and that he would basically become a living liquid. Water Man soon went
mad and became a criminal. Water Man is Stretch Man’s strongest foe and Water
Man hates him for no apparent reason. Water Man’s powers are that he can
control water and can change shape. Water Man’s whole body is currently frozen
in a block of ice which is stored in a vault in Henry Q. Corp headquarters.

Bogo the Anti-Stretch Man

Bogo the Anti-Stretch Man is a clone
of Stretch Man. Bogo looks just like Stretch Man except Bogo has blue skin and
red hair. Bogo was created by Dr. Hurt and Bogo thinks Dr. Hurt is his father.
Bogo is basically an idiot and is more of a retard than a criminal mastermind.
Bogo has actually been known to help Stretch Man instead of hurting him. Bogo’s
whereabouts are currently unknown, but he’s rumored to be hiding in an old
warehouse in the ghetto.

Turtle Man

Turtle Man has the powers of a turtle
and he’s probably the slowest super villain The Gifted has even faced. Turtle
Man also has the power to make small earthquakes and his shell is also
bulletproof. Turtle Man’s whereabouts are currently unknown.

X-Eye (Henry Q.)

He is a criminal mastermind and he
wants to take over the world. His real name is Henry Q. and he owns a company
called Henry Q. Corp. He turned Spy Lion into a mountain lion-human hybrid and
thinks Spy Lion is his own creation. X-Eye always tries to kill Spy Lion or
hire someone to kill Spy Lion for him. He is now president of the United States
of America.

Dr. Laser used to be a blind man and
now he can’t just only see, but he has laser vision. Dr. Laser is a proud
member of The Gifted and is Dr. Strong’s best friend. Dr. Laser also has a
crush on Ms. Condor and she’s currently available.

Ms. Giant (Dr. Vicky Good)

Ms. Giant used to weigh 400lbs. and
now she’s looks like a sexy thin supermodel. She has the power to grow 80 feet tall and
she has super strength. Though she’s beautiful, she’s a super genius. Now she’s
engaged to The GreenSpeed and is pregnant with their child.

Dr. Strong (Dr. Bob Scott)

Dr. Strong is the leader of the
superhero team “The Gifted”. He was once in a wheelchair and could never walk.
But after an explosion of a chemical called Chemical G1 in the government lab
he worked at he gained the power of super strength and he could walk. Dr.
Strong is a very good leader and is also very intelligent. Even though Dr.
Strong’s a superhero he’ll always be a scientist at heart.

The GreenSpeed (Gus Speed)

He was That Spells Action’s first
superhero and is currently a member of The Gifted. The GreenSpeed used to weigh
300lbs. and worked for Henry Q. Corp. He was picked to test a replica of Chemical
G1 and soon the replica changed him into a whole new person. He now looks like
a male model and has super speed. He also has green hair due to the replica of
Chemical G1. Originally he would change back and forth from the 300lbs. Gus
Speed into slimmer The GreenSpeed. Now he’s engaged to Ms. Giant (Dr. Vicky
Good) and is a back-up member to The Gifted.

Stretch Man (Jack Capper)

The current CEO of Henry Q. Corp, and
is one of the richest people in the world. Stretch Man has the power to stretch
his legs, arms, and neck 70 feet and he’s basically living rubber. Stretch Man
used to work at the lab building as janitor when the explosion of chemical G1
occurred that gave The Gifted their powers gave him super powers as well. Now
he is a back-up member of The Gifted and secretly spies on his boss Henry Q.
a.k.a X-Eye. Stretch Man also funds The Gifted’s research.

Crane Man

Crane Man has the powers of a
bulldozer and is super strong. Crane Man is a cyborg and he is best friends
with The GreenSpeed. Crane Man’s whereabouts are currently unknown, but he is
known to occasionally help The Gifted whenever they need it.

Lester BarnSwallow

Lester BarnSwallow is a former mixed
martial arts fighter and he is currently the chief of police. Lester
BarnSwallow is best friends with Dr. Strong and they work together a lot.
Lester BarnSwallow is a legendary police officer who works well with other
superheroes. Lester BarnSwallow is probably a true hero even though he has no
superpowers, but he has the powers of an ordinary person. Lester BarnSwallow
also fought in the U.S. Army and has earned many medals.

Claws

Claws is a green-skinned lobster man
and is also a druggie. Claws is half-human and half-lobster and he has the powers
to swim and breathe underwater. Claws is an ally to The Gifted because he knows
what’s going on in the criminal world. Claws is currently living in a dumpster
outside The Gifted’s headquarters.

Orangutan Man

Orangutan Man is a superhero who has
the powers of an orangutan. Orangutan Man also has the powers of super strength
and the ability to grow 79 feet tall. Orangutan Man is half-human and
half-orangutan and he was best friends with Spy Lion. Orangutan Man currently
lives in the rain forests of South America and has been also known to work with
The Gifted whenever they need help.

General J.

General J. is an army general and he
is the head of the paranormal/superhuman affairs division. He is an ally of Max
Storm and The Gifted. General J. is also very good friends with some of the
heroes he works with. He is currently running for president of the United
States.

General Warfare

General Warfare is a superhero soldier
created by the U.S. military. General Warfare has the powers of super strength
and a gun/flamethrower that can shoot normal bullets, fire, and fire and
bullets at the same time. General Warfare currently lives in a government base
and is roommates with XZ. General Warfare is a true American hero and he is a
loyal ally to The Gifted and the U.S. military.

Darrel The Useless Superhero

Darrell The Useless Superhero is a fat 30-something African-American man who
is basically a loser who wants to be a superhero. Darrell has no powers and
he’s basically retarded. Darrell only became a superhero as a form of amusement
and he somehow becomes an ally to the other “That Spells Action Heroes!” But Darrell isn’t all that useless,
somehow when he hears the sound of bell he basically becomes a superhero
savant. But only ten minutes after Darrell hears the sound of bell he reverts
back to his old lazy self.Mostly
Darrell shows up when he pleases so he isn’t around fighting crime a lot. He is
quite a surprise to the other much more qualified “That Spells Action Heroes!” but oddly enough Darrell is pretty
much a great guy and a loyal friend to boot.

Hank Hunter

Hank Hunter is
the brother-in-law of Lester BarnSwallow and is a cameraman for a local TV news
station. Like his brother-in-law, Hank Hunter likes to work alongside the “That Spells Action Heroes!” and he’s
always there to film their battles. Hank Hunter secretly dreams of becoming a
superhero, instead he just likes to hang out with them. Hank Hunter is also an
internet blogger and he blogs about his adventures with the “That Spells Action Heroes!”

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Movies are my life, I've been making my own home movies long before Youtube existed. Just imagine if Youtube was around when I was a kid, my cousins and I would have gone nuts creating and uploading videos to share with the world. My home movies included my cousins and I doing skits, me playing with my toys (my failed attempt at stop motion animation, my god damn hands would get in the way, that used to piss me off as a kid that my hands would show up on camera). But it's been fun rediscovering these old home movies, now having the ability to upload these classics on Youtube. So to sum up this blog post, I thought you might like to see the early years of my home movie career. Be warned, some of these videos kind of suck and are just plain annoying (we were all stagehogs). Here's a blast from the past! Click any of the links below to view history in the making!

Even though I dropped out of the class, I took an art class at MCC and I decided I will show you the comic strips I made out from my homework (I got bored so I doodled over my homework, teacher didn't get mad, okay the teacher just didn't care so it was cool) So here they are, the comic strips I made in art class. Now they are all connected to an assignment (since this was homework after all) but I've forgotten the assignment. Maybe you can figure the connection for yourselves. Enjoy!

I made many holiday themed comic strips over the years and I thought I would talk about them on my blog. I know it's only September but the next three months are filled with the big three holidays (Christmas, Halloween, and Thanksgiving). Some of these comic strips appeared in Silly Comics while others were made before the creation of Silly Comics. Well, I guess it's time for you to laugh at my holiday themed comic strips. Enjoy!

I remember how I came up with the idea for the Silly Squad. My cousins and I created a superhero team back in the day called The Super Storm. Now that got me thinking of a way to make a crossover series featuring our funny characters. Even though I came up with the basic idea, I knew I needed my cousins help to bring this idea to life. In a way the Silly Squad is the legacy of our Silly Comics magazine. After their first appearance and the only time my cousins got involved in the series, the series still lives on. Now to end this blog post here is the first appearance of the Silly Squad. The legend is born!

Another tribute to a magazine I created with my cousins. Silly Comics was hosted by Mr. Bunny and a nerd who's name I've forgotten. Back then my cousins and I had a weird sense of humor and we truly just entertained ourselves. Silly Comics legeacy is that it gave us many characters, some now lost with time, some newly rediscovered, other still in my books today. Those were the good old days when me and my cousins created something that made us work together and made all three of us entertainers 4 life. Now to end this blog post here's some of the surviving comic strips from the Silly Comics Magazine. Enjoy!

My first and favorite character is Spotty, so why not give him his own magazine. My cousins and I used to make magazines for fun and I felt that along with our Doodles Magazine and Silly Comics Magazine...my main man Spotty needed his own magazine. Spotty's Magazine featured comic strips, news, movie reviews and other basic magazine stuff. I stopped making new issues of Spotty's Magazine but for you the readers of my blog I shall end this blog post with some comic strips that appeared in the many issues of Spotty's Magazine. Enjoy!

When I wrote and drew Comic Book Land #1 it was my first attempt at making comic strips. The characters that appeared in that first issue have evolved over the years. It's amazing that some of these characters appear in newer books I'm writting currently and my characters are like my children and I never want them to die or be forgotten. So to end this blog post I've included each comic strip that appeared in the first issue of Comic Book Land. Enjoy!

Sunday, September 1, 2013

“Time for you to go potty,”
yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. while letting Woody Dog outside.
Woody Dog then went outside to his a gang of rabbits waiting to fight him.
“What the hell do you rabbits want,” asked Woody Dog. “You killed our babies,
now we shall kill you…attack men,” yelled the rabbits’ leader. Then the rabbit
army attacked Woody Dog and Woody Dog and the rabbit army began to fight each
other. Woody Dog was soon winning the battle against the rabbit army. “He’s
tough…but we can’t give up men,” yelled the rabbits’ leader. “Bring it on,”
yelled Woody Dog. Then Woody Dog continued fighting the rabbit army until there
weren’t any rabbits left. “Retreat, this dog is to powerful,” yelled one of the
rabbit soldiers. “No, we must use are secret weapon,” yelled the rabbits’
leader. Then the rabbit army pulled out a giant spray can and began to make the
spraying noise. Woody Dog began to bark and bark. “No good, time to use our
other secret weapon,” yelled the rabbits’ leader. Then the rabbit army pulled
out a giant vacuum cleaner and they began to vacuum. Woody Dog just continued
to bark and bark. “Woody shut up,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr.
inside while the battle was going on. “No good…one option left,” said the
rabbits’ leader. “You don’t mean,” said one of the rabbit soldiers. “Yes, I
mean…,” said the rabbits’ leader. Then the rabbit army gave Woody Dog a dog toy
as a peace offering and Woody Dog began to chew his new dog toy. “That’ll keep
him busy for a while…now let’s get the hell out of here before that crazy dog
kills us,” said the rabbits’ leader. But before the rabbits’ leader left Woody
Dog rushed over towards him and began to hump him. “What are you doing,” cried
the rabbits’ leader. “First I hump you…then I kill you…it’s what I do,” said
Woody Dog. “Nooooo,” cried the rabbits’ leader. Then “Mr. Random” Steven J.
Butler, Jr. let Woody Dog back inside. “Hey Woody…oh…bad Woody…bad dog,” yelled
“Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. Woody came in with the dead rabbits’ leader
in his mouth and then “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. threw the dead
rabbits’ leader in the trash. The rabbits then mourn their fallen leader. “Mark
my words…I will avenge you…the time of revenge is nigh,” yelled one of the
rabbit soldiers. Now we go to Woody Dog who was looking out the window. “I will
continue to protect my family from the rabbit menace, and also protect my
family from many other threats which aren’t really threats…and I will do it by
killing and barking,” said Woody Dog. Will the rabbit army get their revenge?
Can Woody Dog continue to kill rabbits and protect his family? Actually Woody is
just stupid and the rabbits could just continue to mess with him by out running
him. Rabbits are rabbits! That’s the best revenge of all! Also Woody bite “Mr.
Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. for the billionth time but “Mr. Random” Steven J.
Butler, Jr. forgives him and loves him very much!

The Scared Leopard, Eddy, Fearsome
the Alligator, and Transfoom entered a contest where the winner would win their
own mansion if they stay inside it 24 hours. But little did they know the catch
was it was a haunted mansion. And since it’s a haunted mansion, whoever stays
there the longest without running away in fear will win the contest. “Yeah…I
won a mansion,” cried Eddy. “No I won the mansion,” yelled Transfoom. “You
idiots…no one has won the mansion yet…we still have 24 hours left in the
contest,” said Fearsome the Alligator. Then the contestants heard evil
laughing. The Scared Leopard then screamed and fled the scene. “Wait…where are
you going…I guess he’s out,” said Lion. “Fools…do you dare stay in the haunted
mansion…if you do it’ll be your deaths,” cried a mysterious voice. That
mysterious voice was Happy Halloween Ghost. Happy Halloween Ghost and The Annoyed Bats live in the haunted
mansion together and they are to scare the contestants out of their home
because they wanted to see that no one won the contest so that they could still
live there. Four hours passed and Mr. Raccoon and Lion fled the scene out of
fear and thus lost the contest. Seven hours passed and Joe, Funclock, and
Transfoom mysteriously vanished from the haunted mansion. Nineteen hours passed
and the only contestants left who weren’t scared off are Stunt Duck, Fearsome
the Alligator, and Eddy. “Man…this house is annoying…I can’t stand having
ghosts and bats living here…I’m out….totally not worth it,” said Fearsome the
Alligator. Then Fearsome the Alligator left the mansion without being scared
and Stunt Duck and Eddy are the only two contestants left. “I know how to get
rid of these ghosts,” said Stunt Duck. Stunt Duck then lit a stick of dynamite
and soon the whole mansion blew up. Now Stunt Duck, Eddy, Happy Halloween Ghost and The Annoyed
Bats are standing outside the ruins of the old haunted mansion. “Thanks a
lot…now we don’t have a home anymore,” said Happy Halloween Ghost. “I guess
this means the contest has no winner right…because now…there’s nothing to
win…oh well…that place was a dump anyway,” said Stunt Duck. “But it was our
dump,” said Happy Halloween Ghost and
The Annoyed Bats at the same time. Then Happy
Halloween Ghost and The Annoyed Bats starting beating up Stunt Duck and
Eddy began to laugh. “Yeah…bad story over,” laughed Eddy. Eddy then began to
dance in celebration of this story ending!