We're not kidding. In fact, this is worse than being stuck in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre house DURING an earthquake - WITH The Human Centipede and Two Girls, One Cup playing in the background ON LOOP.

While Hoarders generally makes us want to vomit, last night's episode literally took this to a whole new, terrifyingly LITERAL level with Lisa, who after being married to an "abusive sociopath" who cut her off from the outside world and gave her HPV, which led to cervical cancer, began not only hoarding food in her kitchen, but re-purposing the bugs, worms, and rotting - AND IN SOME CASES, FOSSILIZED carcasses - as INGREDIENTS in new dishes!

Check out a clip from the brand new TLC reality show, called Extreme Couponing (above) which features individuals who are willing to dumpster dive to collect coupons - and in return save an unbelievable amount of money!

This woman only paid $2.64 for $638.64 worth of supplies! Absolutely insane!