What happened to the old TO we remember? C’mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!

By: Lord Farceface

01.14.2008 @ 2:22 AM

Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock’s dad is there and he’s kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.

Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.

By: JAMMQ

01.14.2008 @ 2:35 AM

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!

WHY????!!!!!

AFTER ALL THAT SHE’S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!

By: Dave

01.14.2008 @ 2:36 AM

You know, I’ve got a funny feeling that the “histrionics” tag and the “Terrell Owens” tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they’re going to get used together.

By: jason_turambar

01.14.2008 @ 2:41 AM

my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker

By: Grimey

01.14.2008 @ 2:43 AM

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video also called… he wants his jacket back

By: Pale Writer

01.14.2008 @ 2:52 AM

“You look like hell.”

“I just got back.”

Man, I love Heathers.

By: Ethan Stanislawski

01.14.2008 @ 3:10 AM

Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.

By: SarahS

01.14.2008 @ 3:40 AM

That looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.

By: The Pirate Sloth

01.14.2008 @ 3:48 AM

You lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn’t Cuba?

By: Lou Pickney

01.14.2008 @ 4:00 AM

“That’s my teammate!” (sniffle) “That’s my quarterback!”

Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.

Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.

By: mary smith

01.14.2008 @ 5:04 AM

there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.

By: Undead Zombie Horde

01.14.2008 @ 7:39 AM

I honestly couldn’t even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with “That’s my quarterback.”

By: Stitchface

01.14.2008 @ 10:00 AM

Terrell “Hot Buttered Soul” Owens, everybody.

By: Guiness319

01.14.2008 @ 10:36 AM

C’mon. He’s not crying… it’s just raining real hard… on his FACE!

By: Big Daddy Drew

01.14.2008 @ 10:43 AM

“Tito, get me some tissue… Jermaine, stop teasing!”

By: brad

01.14.2008 @ 10:45 AM

Might as well state the obvious:

T.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.

I’m not worried, though. There’s a lot of time between now and training camp. He’s going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.

By: TurleyGirlie

01.14.2008 @ 10:59 AM

What’s that I’m feeling?

Ohhhh…I think it’s schadenfreude.

…and it’s sweet.

By: Otto Man

01.14.2008 @ 11:00 AM

Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.

In fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.

By: dlchambers

01.14.2008 @ 11:30 AM

Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he’s been such a dick for so many years.

By: BaCsonkaDonk

01.14.2008 @ 11:41 AM

Dear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.

By: Jon

01.14.2008 @ 12:17 PM

+1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.

By: dick_gozinia

01.14.2008 @ 12:25 PM

+1 Otto man

TO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.

By: Jake

01.14.2008 @ 12:42 PM

Wait… I don’t get the title… this is TO not Tony Dungy.

By: Slash

01.14.2008 @ 1:05 PM

I’m torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).

On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.

By: Greg Schuler

01.14.2008 @ 1:26 PM

This is what it sounds like when doves cry…

By: Gern

01.14.2008 @ 1:40 PM

I think him and Britney are the same person, Romo’s had sex with both right??

By: Brady's a douchebag

01.14.2008 @ 1:50 PM

He’s crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.