IVisit Sam's Crazy Aunt

Today will be the worst day of my LIFE. We are going to visit my crazy aunt Amanda for Thanksgiving. She even has a pet owl called Quackers, and it doesn't even quack. (the picture). Everybody is coming, Carly, Freddie, Spencer, Gibby, and even Guppy.

Guppy: Happy birthday!

Gibby: Guppy, my birthday is in January! It's only November.

Freddie: I hate your aunt Amanda. She is cuckoo like her pet owl.

Sam: Like your mom isn't.

Freddie: My mom isn't cuckoo! All the time..

Sam: Okay! Let's get going!

Carly: C'mon Spencer. You're driving.

Spencer: Why me?

Sam: You're the only one who knows how to drive, dumbo.

Spencer: Uuuuughhh fine. Carly, where are the keys?

Carly: How should I know?

Spencer: The last time I had it, I was going pee and then...oops. I must have dropped it in the toilet and flushed it.

Everybody: SPENCER!!!!

Spencer: Oh here it is, in my pocket. And I found my hamburger!

Carly: Gross!

Sam: Can I have it?

Spencer: No, I actually dropped the hamburger in the toilet, and had the keys in my pocket.