Needless to say, people had some amazing, and truly horrifying, answers. Here are the top 10.

1. This truly is love.

I proudly cooked dinner by myself when I was 7 - tuna casserole with a potato chip crust. I did not understand that the mushroom soup should not be diluted with a can of milk. I made tuna mushroom soup with soggy potato chips.

My grandmother—normally an excellent cook!—once made pasta sauce so bad no one could choke it down. The whole pot was dumped in the outside trash. A black bear got into the trash that night. Even the bear picked around the terrible pasta.

I left orange soda out as a kid, went shopping with my mom, came back thought "it'll be fine" took a sip. Mouth filled in ants. Even now, 12 years later, I can sense when ants are near https://t.co/3Ps7dNbeIb

well not eaten but Christmas Eve 2016 I accidentally brushed my teeth with a toothbrush I had just used to clean the grout in my bathroom sink. I spit out some black gunk *gags* and then washed my mouth for like 30 minutes with mouthwash.