Which One of These Donald Trump Freedom Kids EDM Remixes Is the Most Fire Emoji?

The breakout act of the 2016 campaign season so far has been the USA Freedom Kids, a trio of girls who performed before a Donald Trump rally, refusing to apologize for American liberties and pledging that “President Donald Trump knows how to make Americagreat.”

The performance quickly went viral — “children performing jingoistic anthems” is a potent subgenre. And whenever a song goes viral, there’s a decent chance someone will remix it. So I headed over to SoundCloud to see what wasup.

“TRUMP make future funk great again !” by AquaFina

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This one’s pretty good! It takes the guitar riff from “Heart of Glass,” which is great, and the outro remix of Trump saying “bing” and “bong” is funny. I enjoyed this. I would put this on at a party to see if anyone noticed what itwas.

“Turn Up for Trump” byGroves

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥

I liked the incorporation of Rae Sremmurd into this one, and I liked thebeat.

“Trinity Phillips Trump Remix” by Trinity PhillipsEDM

Rating: 🔥

No. This is just a record skipping for three minutes. I spent three minutes waiting for the drop. It nevercame.

“The Freedom Girls - Donald Trump Jam (Vakanz Remix)” byVakanz

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I just love wobblebass.

“Donald Trump and the Freedom Kids - Freedom and Liberty” by RipleyKnoxxville

Rating: 🔥🔥

This one doesn’t really go anywhere. A very middle-of-the-road track. Good album artthough.

“Donald Trump USA Freedom Kids - Industrial Remix” byMonaghan

Rating: 🔥🔥🔥

This seems like a song that the seniors on my soccer team would listen to at the back of the bus on the way to a game. I would listen to this to set the pace during a briskjog.