The Weekend Buzz while you were trying your best to hold onto the final days of summer before school starts again. ...

1. Scumbag Central: Even as the teammates he burned prepare for an enormous late-August series in Dodger Stadium beginning Monday night, the sewage Melky Cabrera left behind continues to seep through the Giants' clubhouse.

As if being docked 50 games for failing a performance-enhancing drug test wasn't bad enough, turns out that Cabrera allegedly tried to beat the rap by creating a fake Web site and a nonexistent product, thus giving an entirely new meaning to the term "Melk-Man." How low can one man (and his shadowy helpers) go in opting for synthetic Melk instead of organic milk?