Recap

WPIG Announcer: This is your Pig's Eye in the Sky reporting, Cincinnati's only helicopter traffic report, saying (WHIIZZZZ!!) What the hell was that???Les: This is Les Nessman, WKRP's Fish Eye in the Sky! Reporting that traffic's a snarled mess down there and that we're about to hit a bridge. Aahhhhhh!!!!!

Les: Travis, the very first day you came to this station you promised to get me a helicopter.Andy: I know I did, Les, but that was a long time ago and I was lying.

(Bailey picks up the wrong sheet of paper)Bailey: Leading off with the news, two bananas, wheatgerm and sixteen vitamin C pills... more in a minute.

Johnny:(on the phone with Les) I thought Carlson grounded you. Oh he did, did he. Uh huh. You know, Lester, you're lying. No, it doesn't make any difference to me, I just wanted to make note of the fact, that's all.

Bailey: I bet all the other stations could help.Herb: Why should they?Bailey: Well, if you were in competition with us, would you want us to lose Les?

Les: Buddy, could you please turn the engine back on?Buddy: I can't, Les. We're outa gas. Hey Les?Les: Yes, Buddy?Buddy: One heck of a Veteran's Day, huh Les? We'll have to do this again sometime!Les: Yes, Buddy, we certainly should.