But I decided to forego that position and actually did have him on ignore for awhile. Unfortunately for me, however, he was quoted so often that I took him off in order that I could better understand the context of the conversations in which he was involved.

I don't know what it is about him ... I mean, I consider myself a very nice person ... a good person ... a thoughtful, kind person. When he left before, I actually felt sort of bad for him. But the fact is that he makes me want to kill babies and strangle puppies and crush the heads of helpless kittens.

I have never in my life encountered someone this obtuse. Never. From time to time, I thought, "He has to be putting us on. He has to know what he's doing." But without fail, he comes out with another absurd statement and, to top it off, he argues incessantly about meaningless drivel and his position is almost always incorrect or utterly baseless. I have come to believe that he is authentic.

The bottom line for me is that I would rather pour hydrofluoric acid on my testicles or slam my penis in my car door than spend another single moment of my life in any form of conversation with someone so utterly moronic... or, for that matter, even be aware of their existence. I am not joking when I say that he lowers the intelligence of those with whom he interacts. The Chiefs are depressing enough without being constantly reminded of how incurably idiotic members of this fan base can be.

Anyhow, as much as I like you guys and hanging out here, I have tons of stuff to do and need another break anyhow. Later.