Ever just wonder about something. I had the thought, "what if I vorpalled while ascended"...didn't work out real well.

You concentrate intently, and a red, vorpal tunnel shimmers into existence.
Graywing the Gryphon, Lumiere the Ghost, Necrophage the Nefarious Banshee, Asperia the Banshee, Bakdom the Ghost and Vall the Zombie tumble out of a shimmering, red portal right before it closes.
Corpse falls to the ground.
Graywing the Gryphon drops like a rock out of the sky.
<Lumiere the Ghost is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>
Corpse falls to the ground.
Lumiere the Ghost drops like a rock out of the sky.
<Necrophage the Nefarious Banshee is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>
Corpse falls to the ground.
Necrophage the Nefarious Banshee drops like a rock out of the sky.
<Asperia the Banshee is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>
Corpse falls to the ground.
Asperia the Banshee drops like a rock out of the sky.
<Bakdom the Ghost is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>
Corpse falls to the ground.
Bakdom the Ghost drops like a rock out of the sky.
<Vall the Zombie is delivered into Grendel's embrace!>

__________________Japes point towards Studgrob. A single point of light flashes from the middle of Studgrob's body, then starts growing larger until a great dome of bluish-white energy consumes him and his surroundings! 999999 points of damage! Studgrob roars a final time before dying

You hear Cedextra the Giant yell, "CATCH", from the south.
A supreme boulder slams into you, and you black out for just a second too long!
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned.
You have lost control of the Rune of Struggle to Cedextra the Giant.
You cringe.
A supreme boulder whizzes into the area from the south, striking you! 15318 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!

a human ranger fires some stones from a shoddy fustibal at you. 111 points of damage!
[Success: 204, Roll: 803] A druid reeking of flowers krushes you with his shoddy iron fist! 152 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!
[Success: 214, Roll: 702] A practiced mercenary stabs you with his shoddy stiletto! 180 points of damage! You fall, kicking and
screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!

Thats not that bad I suppose...The ugly that spawned in the lair a little before did 1400 damage and 200 poison and crud.

__________________Japes point towards Studgrob. A single point of light flashes from the middle of Studgrob's body, then starts growing larger until a great dome of bluish-white energy consumes him and his surroundings! 999999 points of damage! Studgrob roars a final time before dying

cold ryth
You have gained control of the Rune of Struggle. An intense pain burns through your veins, followed immediately by a visceral satisfaction. A bloody rune emerges on your flesh.
[Success: 50, Roll: 959] You summon your inner ice and breathe a flood of cold at Rythgen the Devilish Minotaur. You freeze Rythgen the Devilish Minotaur, Skadsnarl the Minotaur, Keyrn the Ogre, and Dvea the Minotaur with a cool, refreshing breath of ice! 10290 points of damage! Rythgen the Devilish Minotaur roars a final time before dying. 2031 points of damage! 2234 points of damage!

Arctinite the Revenant's sturdy gorget takes 217 points of damage!
[Success: 50, Roll: 5] You summon your inner ice and breathe a flood of cold at Arctinite the Revenant. But you chill the air to the northeast instead.

You begin to chant the words written on the scroll.
The scroll burns into ash and floats away.
Your surroundings begin to blur.
<System: Commencing backup. (This may take a few minutes.)>
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[Success: 950, Roll: 981] A lightning witch slashes you with her painful claws! 1051 points of damage! You are infected with the Creeping Crud, strength 325! You are infected with poison, strength 324!