Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Tip A Billion and three: Misogyny is for homos

It's been working pretty well for you so far, hasn't it? All the desparate, troubled girls come running round to worship your small cock and bolster your phony ego. Does it make you feel important to be the one those sad eyes look up at?

Misogyny is for fags. Seriously. In anywhere from seven to several dozen years, you will wake up one day totally gay! You will be like, "Ooooooohhhhhh! So, THAT'S what was wrong with me!" Then, you'll have to call your exes interrupting them, as by now, they will be involved in good relationships with decent people, because women have the power of introspection, which men, apparently, do not so readily have. So, why not just cut out the whole abusiveness thingy and just go be gay?

No one really knows what makes a man gay. Some people think it's the chemicals that were in the fertility drugs, or the water, or smoking, or microwaving plastic containters, or watching The Wizard Of Oz while pregnant, or crack fumes, or gay pills. But being mean to a woman doesn't make you any less gay. It doesn't make you cool. It doesn't make you funny. It doesn't make you more money. It doesn't make your dick grow. It doesn't make her love you. It makes you pathetic. It makes you live your life in a black hole of doubt and lovelessness. It just makes you sad, because you want to be gay, and you can't be, because Tom will stop hanging out with you, and Peter won't sell you pot anymore, and Phil will try to get you to suck his dick. And you hate Phil!

Just. Go. Be. Gay. Elton John turned it into a multi-million dollar career. Join THAT fad! It's a hell of a lot better than bringing the world down with your internal lying problem! Jerk!