So how many of you have been sitting at work and received a dozen long stem roses?
Did you cry? Were you embarrassed? Did you get oooh's and aahhh's from coworkers? Jealous remarks?
And for the guys, do you enjoy doing that to your woman? How does that make you feel that you made your female

I have decided that this forum could learn a thing or two from Her Britannic Majesty's United Kingdom, and needs a Royal Family.
Despite a few claimants to the throne, no-one since a certain laptop-stealing [:queen:] Queeny has held the role effectively.
In keeping with the clique-ish elitism

[quote]Within the context of the forum administration? Sure. It's their playground and if I don't like it, [b]I'm welcome to take my three bucks and go home[/b].[/quote]
Well considering you could use this three bucks to aid your children to whom of which you have no custody over, and considering

[quote=Mindel][quote=The Great BrownDuck]I got $50 bucks. I'll probably pass that on to Alexa tonight at the titty bar. Or maybe I'll buy a new shirt.
I haven't decided.[/quote]Get a shirt on sale and take your change in singles. One stone, two birds.[/quote]
F'in genius. Do you like titty bar

Thanks to Ashonmytomatoes for aggregating my food suggestions. [:blush:]
Given that he took the time to do that, it seemed the least I could do was to pull them together into a single post.
All of the recipes are my own, although many of the processes and preparations are adapted from traditio

1) I cannot pronounce the letter 'a', or indeed any vowels
2) A childhood accident left me with a permanent yet inexplicable hat
3) In my previous life I foolishly believed in reincarnation
4) Last year I entered the &quot;World's Biggest Loser&quot; competition and came 2nd
5) My name i

[quote]I'm not criticizing members of the military.[/quote] [lg]YES YOU F[i][/i]UCKING ARE![/lg]
You parasitic dribble of septic rat-p[i][/i]iss. I am f[i][/i]ucking sick of your endless, whiny parotting of 3rd-hand rumours, slandering of combat veterans, defence of proven cowards and lack of an

Now I think I may have just declared a [b]Nobby's Law[/b][sm]TM[/sm]
At work, I regularly sit in meetings where people whine about something that hasn't happened. I then point out that they were responsible for making it happen.
I have labelled these &quot;I am sh[i][/i]it&quot; speeches.
P

Nobby Enterprises Inc are now casting the 2005 Nobby's Christmas Fanasia.
Last year it was [link=http://everquest.allakhazam.com/journal2.html?user=211220&amp;mid=1103067500793838110&amp;num=1][b]Nobby's Christmas Carol[/b][/link]
This year (Yep, I'm planning early) I thought that [link=http:/

These are the rules of The Flame. They do not attempt to teach how to flame, but rather define how the flame operates:
The flame is, at its core, the most basic method of establishing hierarchy in the internet community via aggressive means. While one can establish reputation through knowledge,

People! People!
Do Not Feed The Troll! [:rolleyes:]
Even an Admin can fall foul of the urge to briefly put away the model lolwarships, untuck his e-peen from his arse-crack and wave it majestically like a chimp psyching himself up for a world class session of poo-flinging.
[i]Ooh Kaolian!

[b][controversy][/b]
An election was held in Iran. Yes. An election. One of those Western Democratic process thingies.
The result that was announced was that Ahmedinajad won. Funnily enough, before the election, all the smart money was on Ahmedinajad to win. The man had developed a cult, as

For those who believe that Nostradamus had visions which foretold the future, and then recounted these prophecies in verse form, allow me to share my mystic prescience:
1. 11th July 2009
Held high in office, lauded by peers and compatriots
Fallen in shame, his name sharing the gutter with rat

[quote=Lady DSD]I want to read the review!! C&P Nobster![/quote]Eventually found it on my laptop:
Names changed to protect the innocent (and to avoid the editor's ire)
[quote]{Name of a local town:- let’s call it Anytown} has yet to become renowned for fine dining, despite a growing number o