5/4/11

The Retrospace Dictionary #8

awkwardtropolis: a room full of people all feeling an immense amount of awkwardness

exam shirt: a cheap, comfortable and often ugly shirt that is worn repeatedly during an exam period, designated to absorb the panic-induced sweat.

carbon cockprint: the amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

head splinter: a painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.

nasal terrorism: When someone purposely makes the area around them smell so terrible that people have watery eyes, pronounced coughing, and an urge to run from the room quickly.

lap spam: the annoying junk mail placed in the folds of your favorite newspapers or magazine.

rebound goggles: When you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. Every person of the opposite sex looks hot to you.

cellfish: An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people. (see also: cellfabsorbed)

kinda funny, but not: Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally. [ex. "Did you hear what happened to Joe? He got dumped five times in a row in two days. It was kinda funny, but not."]

I was just about to comment on the Color Climx it too! That balding blond troll in the first pic features in WAY too many issues of that mag, his uncle must've run it because no woman or women would have him!

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