Big Balls

I’m ever upper class high society,God’s gift to ballroom notoriety,I always fill my ballroom(The event is never small)The social pages say I’ve gotThe biggest balls of allOh I’ve got big ballsI’ve got big ballsAnd they’re such big ballsDirty big ballsAnd he’s got big ballsAnd she’s got big ballsBut we’ve got the biggest balls of them allAnd my balls are always bouncingMy ballroom always fullAnd everybody cums and cums againIf your name is on the guest listNo-one can take you higherEverybody says I’ve gotGREAT BALLS OF FIREOh I’ve got big ballsrepeatSome balls are held for charityAnd some for fancy dressBut when they’re held for pleasureThey’re the balls that I like best.My balls are always bouncingTo the left and to the rightIt’s my belief that my big ballsShould be held every nightOh I’ve got big ballsrepeatAnd I’m just itching to tell you about themOh we had such wonderful funSeafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish…Ball sucker