lol. i hope you don't think i'm claiming to be a hipster.
i can't be in a counter culture, unless liking pretty much everything ever made and finding merit in all music can be considered a subculture of it's own? ahh... a musician.

hipster isn't a culture. hipster is a way of life. hipster is simply an underground snob. i'm the overground variety. but i don't claim to be better than anybody else. in fact i'm pretty much pondscum compared to some people in history.
mastodon will still continue to be an awful hipster band though, because I set out my definition plainly. enjoy x