This Administration has gone 22 days without a major international incident

GWB rules! Mukasey drools! HA!

Did we ever appoint a Poet Laureate??? Potentially embarrassing.

SUCK IT, OBAMA

To fix before 1/20/09:

Economy

Problem: People still not buying cars or houses Proposed solution: Thousands of laid-off autoworkers with nothing to do; encourage them to spend their days buying cars and houses Sub-problem: Laid-off autoworkers have no money to buy cars or houses Sub-solution: Offer them car and home loans at sub-prime rates