God dammit mail man
So i'm walking home from school right
and the mail man comes driving by down my street
and i get all excited and shit
and he drops off the mail and i run up and grab the mail without looking at it
i notice in my hand a thicker parcel than the rest
run inside
throw mail on the table
thicker parcel is a college bullshit
no patches
FUCK

Post the pictures of your patches there to make me seem more credible.

Edited:

I just got two things in the mail.

What user sent me $10 with an NRA sticker? Fish Muffin?

Also USPS sent this back. Someone stole the patches out of this envelope. Never even left the country. Or it got caught in a sorting machine.

I've already contacted him to see if he'd like a full refund or new patches. I'll have to send them through a different method if he wants more though, may cost extra but I'll pay it because I feel bad he didn't get his.