Random Friday

I woke up to find out it’s Earth Day.I totally forgot. Now what do I do?I’m screwed!Why the Knicks and Rangers have not fared well so far in the playoffs:Like Pavlov’s dog, they’ve been conditioned to not show up in April.

Another sign The Mets are going down the tubes:Their biggest sponsor this season is “The 99-Cent Store.”

Stop the complaining about high gas prices…it could be worse: We could be filling up our cars with printer ink.

I did some calculating and figured out that by June 2013 Kelly Ripa will weigh the exact same weight as when she was born.

Time magazine released its annual “Time 100” list of the 100 most influential people in the world this week. When I first saw the words “Time 100”, I thought it was referring to how many subscribersthey have left.