One day I met Minnie MouseShe said baby, let's play houseI said honey, I do more butWhat if Mickey comes knocking on the doorShe said honey, let's hit the sack'Cause Mickey Mouse, he won't be backShe said baby I love your tailAnd that so far is the end of the taleThe true story about CinderellaWas that she broke up with another fellowThe same day we met at the danceShe didn't wait, she took her chanceOwee owee oah! What's wrong with youDon't you like our menageatwoHer ex asked as he took her handShe said she always loved the singer in a rock n'roll bandWell keep on loving me honeyLike you did beforeAnd if that Prince comes crawlingJust show him the door[Chorus:] Let's have a party (x2)You and me hand in handWandering through s*** wonderlandLet's have a party right now!I said Beep Beep I said Beep Beep beepDid you hear the gossip about Snow WhiteIt turned out to be she's a transvestiteAnd do you know the story 'bout Betty BoopWell the people say she loves to do it in a group[Chorus:]Eenee, meemee, mince maMinnie Mouse in sterio3, 6, 9,Once upon a timeCinderella drank a little wine1, 2, 3,Can't you seeThe dirty little girl has a crush on meLet's have a party!