Brian Pankey balanced a machete on his tongue for four minutes, 54.69 seconds.

NOTE: This record is dangerous and should only be attempted by trained professionals.

- must perform attempt while sitting on ground- machete blade must be at least 18 inches long- tip of blade must be the part of machete touching tongue- must tell two machete-related jokes at end of record- must observe RecordSetter balancing criteria- must provide video evidence