Once again, social media users took a seemingly innocent social media message and turned it into a ridiculous rumor.

Earlier this week rumors flew that socialite Kimora Lee Simmons was shacking up with Cash Money Records co-founder Bryan “Baby” Williams, aka Birdman. Just yesterday I chastised a young reader for emailing me about this silly rumor. I reminded her that Kimora is dating a Caucasian man. Now comes word that Kimora and her beau (whom she barely knows) have tied the knot.

Congrats to the happy couple! Kimora Lee Simmons and her investment banker beau Tim Leissner are married, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

The news was first revealed by none other than the fashion designer’s ex-husband, Russell Simmons, who spilled the beans on Twitter. “All of us love @OfficialKimora but the fact is she is happily married,” he wrote on Wednesday, Feb. 19. “Tim has been family for a while now.”

The tweet was in response to rumors that Simmons, 38, was dating rapper Birdman, who posted a photo of himself with the former model via Instagram. The caption read: “S/O @OfficialKimora luv of my life. Thank u 4 everythang u did and do 4 me RICHGIRL RICHGANG.”

This is Kimora’s third marriage. She has two daughters with ex-husband Simmons, and a son, Kenzo, with ex-husband Djimon Hounsou. The fact that she married Leissner so quickly means she will be working on her 3rd divorce soon.

Wut, I ain’t never had a toegasm. I guess I ain’t as nasty as I had thought.
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Girl it was unexpected! He has kissed my feet before but he was giving me a message and he start kissing my legs and then the sole of my feet then start just sucking and licking my feet. then next thing you know

Wut, Man gave you some sound advice earlier this week. When honey dip and I first started freaking each other, he would go 2-3hrs. Now that we don’t use condoms he goes about 1-2 hours. I knew I was in trouble when I get my finishing move (reverse cowgirl, on my tiptoes, and bounce on it) and this dude just smacked my behind He was supposed to tap out!

Now, I suck his soul through his dyck and make contact eye while doing so.

Did I tell yall he dropped the vibrating “C” ring on me on valentines day?
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My man will NOT let me put the ring on him I’m jelly. I don’t know what “C” ring is tho
Is this Dopamine sex? How long yall been kicking it, sounds good
February 20, 2014 at 10:38 am
——————— TOTALLY Dopamine sex! “C” ring is a Kock ring..sandra bleeps Kock with a C lol. It has a tiny vibrator on the top and is is really soft with studs.. <—this will be you in less than 2 minutes using it.

TOTALLY Dopamine sex! “C” ring is a Kock ring..sandra bleeps Kock with a C lol. It has a tiny vibrator on the top and is is really soft with studs.. <—this will be you in less than 2 minutes using it.
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Yep that's what I'm talking about Im jelly, Imma have to catch him in one of his freak modes

I’m a little curious and wouldn’t mind experimenting with a C ring. I think honey dip would be okay with it. I’m way too loud though. We’d have to introduce that on the last night of one of our vacations.

WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? says:
@ Razz….why aint nobody tell me about Aries Men? And why da fuk I aint been on this secret earlier? lol
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Mr. Razz and I have done it with the vib. c ring..i couldn’t take it the first time. intant o
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RAZZZ!!! I was dumbfukingfounded! I know those people in the next room was like “Somebody call the police cuz that nigga is KILLIN HER IN THERE!” He made me ride him with it on

hole up hole up (martin voice) this aint SROSE AFTER DARK… but WUZ is dat your boo??? chile HE finer than a MF’er you better “wife” him up QUICKLY … yall roses are a freaky bunch LOL……go on girl SOMEBODY got to take care of these men out chere!!!!!! there seems to be SOME MISCONCEPTION that only the kardashians suck dyak and we ALL know they don’t know what they doing them heifers can GET a man but the real gag(pun intended) is can they keep them!!! LOL

I’m a little curious and wouldn’t mind experimenting with a C ring. I think honey dip would be okay with it. I’m way too loud though. We’d have to introduce that on the last night of one of our vacations.
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They are soft and comfortable for him…and for men with prolong issues it will keep them hard long….Its not that for him tho…I be beggin for this ninja to he last toooo fukin long…

I need to know how this is done.
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It’s just your typical hoover move, ya know? Like you’re making a fish face while deeply inhaling. Flick the tip a little. Massage the perineum. He doesn’t show it much on his face, but those toes throw up gang signs.

hole up hole up (martin voice) this aint SROSE AFTER DARK… but WUZ is dat your boo??? chile HE finer than a MF’er you better “wife” him up QUICKLY …
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Yeah thats my boo..Girl his azz is talking that already…but I think its dopamine right now… let us talk like that in about 6 months…

I need to know how this is done.
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It’s just your typical hoover move, ya know? Like you’re making a fish face while deeply inhaling. Flick the tip a little. Massage the perineum. He doesn’t show it much on his face, but those toes throw up gang signs.

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gotta add this to my moves. My mouth always gets tired quick when I do it.