brian_c wrote:Frank's Red Hot sauce, is it not the greatest invention ever. Perfect for making buffalo wings, spicing up your chips or to add some flavour to a pizza. I even have it on popcorn.

This hot sauce sounds intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Where can ya purchase it?

Feckin' amateurs.Try "Ass Kickin' Hot Sauce" - you can get it in Harvey Nichols in Dundrum.

After that, you can graduate to Dave's Insanity Sauce and then finally study complete your PhD in hot sauces with "Mad Dog 357" - the equivalent of the tip of a toothpick is all you're advised to use for a meal for 4.

Knocking in a new cricket bat. Fair enough the neighbours may put this in the Friday Rant thread but there is something about 2 pounds 7 ounces of new Grade 1 English willow that makes me think of summer days and lets me over-inflate my own batting ability in my mind. Even the sound of knocking it in has a certain purity about it.

The new Kookaburra is definitely the most beautiful thing I've ever held in my hands.

Caveats apply as it is entirely possible that the information contained in the above post is either an attempt at a wind-up, an attempt at a joke or just plain wrong.