20 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For People Who Stay Up Late

*tries to get eight hours of sleep in three hours*

Linlinsan, posted on Aug.08,2018, 151 views

1. When you entertain the idea of going to bed early…
[7:30pm]
Tonight I’ll actually go to bed on time and get sleep!
[2:30am]
the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million pstamato

2. But then you remember the internet
me: i should to to bed early
me at 4 am: stevonnie

3. When you wake up exhausted and can barely function
i’m more tired than these two combined johannabeatrizz

4. No amount of coffee can help you.
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion carry-on-my-wayward-butt

5. When you’re completely aware that your body clock is fu*ked
if ur sleeping patten is fu*ked up clap ur hands
if ur staying awake really late clap ur hands
if ur totally screwed when school starts and u really wanna show it
if ur sleeping patten is fu*ked up clap ur handsnishlo

6. When you want an early night, but not too early
9am: im so tired
12pm: im so tired
3pm: im so tired
6pm: im so tired
9pm: [someone] why dont u just go to bed now?
me: lol what like a loser aligarchy

10. When you can barely remember a time when you actually slept like a ~regular~ persondaftnonsense

11. 12. And your bedtime hasn’t been concrete since you were a child.
FRIEND: what time do you usually go to bed?
ME: 10:30ish sometimes 4 an-ethereal-mess

12. When your hopes of a good night’s rest is ruined by Netflix
When it’s 3 am but you’re trying to squeeze in one more episodeCauseWereGuys

13. Or the fact that your brain just doesn’t know when to quit
Me: I’m so tired I could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I’m hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep. yibbetstrikesagain

14. When your strangest thoughts insist on keeping you up at night
Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
*reason #42 why I can’t fall asleep wickedsuga

15. So you attempt to make up for lost time in vain
*tries to get eight hours of sleep in 3 hours* daperiodpanties

16. When you have no idea how other people manage to go to sleep on time…
I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that sh*t takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods aliciaclarker

17. When your sleepy self makes mistakes you’d never make otherwise
me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up
me at now am: Did my coworker just say “email” or “bee jail”. what did the bee do leyawn

19. When most of your time is spent doing “sleep calculations”WSHHFANS

20. And when you resign yourself to the fact you’ll never, ever change
“you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late”
jokes on you I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what trilleran