First of all, if I am going to buy a pair of pants for $325, it better come with a blow job! My rationale is that at $325, I am already getting fucked!

Barney’s New York really gives it to their customer in after Christmas “sales” such as this pair of pants that has been marked UP from $325 to $799! This goes to show that prices are just arbitrary and if you are stupid enough to pay these prices in the first place, you deserve to be totally screwed!

For $799, I could outfit myself, my husband, and kids with stylish clothes that won’t fall apart the 3rd time I wash them, and still have money left over. We’re actually hitting the sales this week; everybody needs new clothes. We’re budgeting $400. I’ll let you know what we got.

Would you still expect that blow job if the 7 is actually a 1, making the pants $199? I agree with you that $300 for pants is ridiculous, but marking up after Christmas doesn’t seem like a typical move for a high end retailer…..or any retailer. Still, hope you find satisfaction: if not with the pants then the blow job you likely asked santa to send you. 🙂