Tag Archives: sleep deprivation

<< ssnnnnnnggg. . HUh? Whaa? Not much work involved? Hmm, okay. Did you know that in the newsreader Agent, the spellchecker flags “hmm” and suggests “hammy”? Did you know that “hammy” is a word? >> Although I wasn’t aware that … Continue reading →

Solitary and elegant Chinese toothpaste. Profound mystery. Comments: It really should have read “Elegant and solitary”, but that wouldn’t have fit the meter. I considered switching them and claiming artistic license, but I suppose I need to have principles. Bookmark … Continue reading →

Jennifer owns no objects without subtle worth. Sublime collection. Comments: I asked her to give me a worthless item from her person and she couldn’t find one. Everything she gave me was great! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend … Continue reading →

Select the right words the sum of whose syllables equals seventeen. Comments: It’s as simple as that. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Tumblr it Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this … Continue reading →

Too conventional It definitely needs more surrealism. Comments: I had tried to begin a haiku with “Sleep is a specter” and I quickly became disgusted with that choice of a first line. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on … Continue reading →

Thirty-eighth hour was quite anticlimactic. No parade or clowns. Comments: Most of my milestones seemed anticlimactic. It’s hard to get excited when you’ve been awake for almost two days. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via … Continue reading →

Guys with mohawks pass. Attendant reads a novel. A lady walks in. Comments: As you can see, the morning was very exciting. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Tumblr it Tweet about it Subscribe … Continue reading →

At arm-wrestling I am able to beat girls but I lose to males. Comments: I came to this conclusion after arm-wrestling a couple of my friends. It was close against the males, but they beat me. I was champion against … Continue reading →

Business picks up but there is still no sign of my slumbering friends. Comments: But they did show up on time, so I suppose I can’t complain. I was just impatient. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook … Continue reading →