25/05/2016 – ArsenalShorts.

Ker-ching…Stan Kroenke Arsenal has become the first British club moustachioed bandit to earn over £100m in a season. Arsenal were the biggest earners from the Premier League last season, according to official figures. Check out all of the latest online betting and see how they think Arsenal might fare with this latest cash injection. Of course, we are expected to invest fully in big name new players, cut ticket (and hot dog) prices and also get Arsene Wenger a new coat without a zip buy a massive new ranch…

In the worst kept secret in football since last week’s worst kept secret, Swiss midfielder Granit Xhaka as signed for The Arsenal.

The player signed the player from Borussia Moenchengladbach on a ‘long-term contract for an undisclosed fee’ as usual.

Xhaka told AFCi: “I’m very proud to be joining Arsenal. I cannot wait to move to London, represent this special club and play in the Premier League. I will give everything to help Arsenal win trophies and make the fans happy…”

AW said: “We have been watching him for a long time now and he is a player who will add quality to our squad…”

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