After nearly a week off, the Deadspin SHOTY Tournament kicks back up today — just three more first-round matchups left — with a guy who seemingly shows up every week around these parts, if just to make himself more famous, against a former Philadelphia hero who has only made Deadspin once, but in a rather glorious way.

It's No. 4 seed Jay Mariotti against No. 13 seed Darren Daulton, a matchup of two people who have never been in our kitchen.

Let's go to the videotape!

No. 4 Seed: Jay Mariotti2006 HighlightsBrought together the Cubs and the White Sox.Shrunk from Ozzie Guillen's manly challenge.Inspired a loving fan site.Reveled in all the fame.Declared war on Wikipedia using the famous "whining" method.