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"We should be absolutely full and it's killed us because they closed the road right off," he said.
He asked if "one naked man" required two fire engines, eight squad cars and four mounted police.

Emergency services nowadays are only trained to handle terrorist threats, but, given that there is only a handful of terrorists in the entire world, they've got nothing to do, so anyone they can treat as material for an "anti-terrorism training" exercise gets absolute A-1 top priority.