Thursday, November 27, 2008

"In the war of 1812, Osama bin Laden declared Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac. In retaliation, we tried killing Saddam Hussein but accidentally killed the Notorious Biggie Smalls."

"Many nations are poor because they have no money. ... I think they try to eat the money because they're spoiled by missionaries who give them food instead of teaching them how to get money. I think thay's what they mean by 'nickels a day can feed a child.' I thought, 'how could food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels"

"When Americans first came to this nation, the Indians picked a lot of fights and killed America's best friend (not Mexico). The Americans got really pissed and became the United States of America 2 (US2) and killed all the Indians."

"In conclusion, the USA rules and everyone else drools. That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse. Other nations and girls. In conclusion girls are icky."

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

10. i)Comment on the relationship between the sine of supplementary angles. Provide two examples to illustrate your point.

It’s kind of like the relationship between humans and the platypus no one knows anything about the platypus other than it’s a poisonous duck-beaver.

Examples: what sound does it make? what is the plural of platypus?

ii) Comment on the relationship between the cosine of supplementary angles. Provide two examples to illustrate your point.

It’s like the relationship between metal heads and rude boys [no]one knows what would happen with them together. The metal heads would probably turn off the ska music and put on metal. But the rude boys would be too laid back to do anything about it. Or maybe as a second example they all get along because they’re all from underground music scenes and would band together. Again no one knows.

The teacher's comments of Good and Excellent on this test, boggle my mind. The student's answer is way out there and doesn't come close, even methaphorically! The actual answer is the sine of supplementary angles is the same and the cosine of supplementary angles are the negatives of each other. What does this have to do with the platypus and metal heads? Maybe the teacher is being sarcastic?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hilarious and very creative comment from the teacher, but I can't quite figure this one out. There's no final mark given, but the teacher spent time drawing the MAD Comic like dinosaur fold-in, what gives?

I must admit, I don't know enough about 'Engineering Design and Economics' to know what's going on here, but if the answer is correct (as the check marks indicate) I'd have to say that ME2024 must be the easiest Engineering course in the calendar!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

31. (8 pts) Suppose you set out to determine if X0 cats are phenotypically female, but you have no cytological equipment (i.e. you can't directly look at chromosomes). What kitten colors (with respect to orange, calico, and black) would you look for in one specific color cross?

I would check to see if it had a vagina

Student applies the K.I.S.S. principle to this one and teacher says it's wrong.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008

Some people don't look up until they are flat on their backs. This quote means some people can't look up because something has happened to their necks so they can't look up. For example, if a person gets kicked in the neck by a kung fu midget, they will not be able to look up.

1/2 mark for this answer. It's nice to see that some teachers give out marks for creative (and incorrect) answers.

About ZERO Out of FIVE

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