Rick: "Pat, you want another drink?"
Pat: "Yes please, I got a fat trike and want to maintain it".

Explanation: An alternate term to "buzz" or "buzzed" is now required due to the United States Ad Council Public Service Annoucement stating that Buzzed is now the same as Drunk, rendering the term useless: "Buzzed driving is drunk driving.", reference: buzzeddriving.adcouncil.org