If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

I'm 5'2, so I wear heels a lot when dressing up because it makes me look better in my clothes, but I'm not so vain as to mutilate myself in order to wear a smaller shoe size. The shiat women do to themselves for no good reason.......baffles the imagination. You know, if the media/fashion industry/Hollywood hadn't convinced women that they need to be a size 0, cut off toes to wear expensive shoes, get size GGG breasts and enough Botox that they'll never blink again, maybe just maybe we'd see more young girls saying their #1 aspiration was to be President rather than a model or an actress.

I know, I know....I sound fat. No, just fed up with women who torture themselves for no reason other than to be trendy.

FirstNationalBastard:If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.

Some do. To find the feet you must first locate the mammary glands. Approximately 12 - 24 inches from there you'll find the labia, lip-like skin extensions of the vagina. Try not to be disgusted by the labia, at least keep your lunch down for a little longer. If you look an additional 24 - 36 inches further down the body from the labia, you'll likely find between 1 and 3 feet -- the terminal ends of the legs. Keep in mind that in some women, the feet are non-existent or VERY hard to find.

BronyMedic:FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure

A few toes on her left foot were longer than the others, making that foot an entire size larger than her right foot. The solution: A surgical procedure cutting off about a centimeter of her second toe.

I've been asking for this for years, and everyone seems to think I'm weird.

Little toes are good for nothing but pain. I'd prefer locating the gene that causes them so that I could sort through my sex cells and create four-toed children, but what the hey. Surgery works. Is cheap.

Catlike Typist:Of course, once you have toes removed for "cosmetic purposes," your feet will only look good in those shoes for which you have had yourself mutilated. And not sandals, ever again.

/squick

I daresay many people with five toes shouldn't wear sandals either. Those of us with teensy little toes that get underneath the other toes, probably wouldn't even in notice that I was 4-toed in my sandals. And I wouldn't really care if you did.

"Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Unless you're in the middle of the desert and have worn through your shoes, there's no reason for you to not be able to find a comfortable pair of shoes and make do. And don't biatch about being in pain when your choice in footwear is driven more by fashion than comfort.

Indypendy:FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.

I was going to say nothing wrong with little girl boobies but I do no want to have a seat over there. Small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Unless they are small boobs on a fat girl, which is just sad.

I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.

rebelyell2006:I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.