Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson is a stern libertarian with a heart of gold and and endless appetite for bacon and eggs. Watchmen's Rorschach is a merciless objectivist who eats beans and smashes skulls. Together, the form the fearsomely deadpan vigilante Ron Sworschach.

Even though Ron Swanson is the guy you invite over for bottomless steaks and Rorschach a homicidal maniac, Ron Sworschach, which blends Watchmen images with Parks and Recs dialogue (and vice versa) works surprisingly well. In fact, the Watchmen movie might be vastly improved by redubbing the entire thing with lines from Parks and Recs, with the occasional smattering of Community if it needed padding out.