Get Yer Free Mercury Valentine!

Do you wanna be a lovebird or a stinkbird? Assuming the answer is the former rather than the latter, you need to sharpen up your words of woo, and submit your FREE Mercury Valentine! That's right—the Mercury will print your Valentine to your special someone (or somethings) for absolutely FREE in our annual Readers Valentine Issue—but you have to act fast! Even though we've extended our deadline slightly to noon this Friday, February 5, we will ONLY print the first 1500 in the print edition. (All will be online, but who gives a shit about that? Not your lover, that's for sure.)SO CLICK HERE NOW and make sure your loved one knows he/she/it is the love of your life—BY SEEING IT IN PRINT!