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05 August 2010

Nasty Notes

Don't you hate it when you come home after a long day of work just to find someone parked in YOUR parking spot? When I get off of work any guest parking has already been taken up by the 16 people that live in the 2 bedroom apartment down the way from mine. I PAY for my parking spot. So in an attempt to keep from having to call the tow truck I leave a note. IF I call a tow truck I am sure to find a nice gouge in my paint job or a broken window a few days after I have someone towed. It's just how it works. So in an effort to avoid the above described situation, I leave notes:

My notes are not rude, they are factual and polite. The person responsible for parking in my spot moved their vehicle and littered my note in my spot. I gladly threw it away and resumed my normal parking spot to avoid parking on the street where my car HAS had it's window busted out of.

Is it a bad neighborhood? Not really. Does crime happen from time to time? Yeah it does. Even in the nice ritzy neighborhoods bad things happen. (Menendez Brothers anyone???) So I like to keep my car parked where I pay for it to belong, in the car port spot. No one has parked in my spot since Friday when I originally left this note.

I like to write, I don't care if you don't like it. I do it for fun. Not to be your little monkey puppet to amuse you at my own expense. However, feel free to be amused...I'm just not your monkey puppet.

This is a reincarnation of my old blog (anything pre 2011) that I stupidly erased and then went on to use Tumblr. I FUCKING HATE TUMBLR! It is for 14 year olds that have no attention span so posting anything on there is pointless. So I am painfully and most time consumingly (that's a word now) migrating old posts into this blog. Anything migrated has been appropriately dated. So the recent posts are recent duh!

Dear Blog,I will never leave you again for the allure of a wretched site like Tumblr . I love you blog, I know you love me back too. Except when you fail to load pages you stubborn bitch. But I still love you.Faithfully; your long lost love,Susie