Past Stories

Manga Studio 5

Nobody Does It Better

Nobody does it better… than Lorraine. And any guy who is stupid enough to ask that question deserves that answer. But at least he’s getting a hand full in the first frame.

I know… Carly Simon does not rock, but not only does this song’s title FIT this comic to a “T” but it also came out in 1977. How COULD I pass it up? The real reason I’m using it is it’s from the James Bond flick that year, “The Spy Who Loved Me” and it was not the star or even the co-stars that appealed to me, but rather a single character played by the voluptuous Caroline Munro! Saw the film three times just to see her in that bikini. Good God, keep the popcorn in my lap, she’s hot. So, anyway, Google Ms. Munro if you do not know of her and bask in her glory… just come back here and finish reading today’s comic… Hey! I said come back! Nuts…

I realize that it veers dangerously into *insert Bond Villain-style sneer* Disco territory, but I absolutely love the orchestration — kind of like a Symphonic Poem, but with a synthesizer and electric guitar.

Now this is quite simply weird: only yesterday I was explaining to my DB how Caroline Munro was everything Megan Fox has ever tried – and failed – to be! And for the record, despite now being in her 60s, the Munro *still* looks better than La Fox. (And as someone I used to be used to know Caroline M, I can also report that she was as lovely a person as she was a sex-fantasy made flesh. How excellent is that?)