Watch this Vietnamese traffic cop go for a wild, half-mile ride on the front of this speeding vehicle in Hanoi. Holy hell, it's terrifying to watch him hang on for dear life by only the bus's windshield wiper. High-speed chase: You're doing it wrong.

According to the Associated Press, 2nd Lt. Nguyen Manh Phan stopped this 39-seat bus and demanded to see the driver's paperwork, when the driver sped off—but not before the officer hitched a ride on the front of the vehicle. The driver was eventually stopped and arrested, and no one was hurt. He now faces a three-year prison sentence. Heroism! Right?