Snakes are a big deal in 2017: They got put on the luxury map thanks to Gucci, Taylor Swift has a new album out (not that I'm necessary a fan, I'm more a fan of the manufactured drama of the superstar, millionaire millennial out-of-touch set), and in general 2017 just sort of ssssssucks.

So you see, I don't really need this shirt to just wear something bespoke-feeling, but more because I just like the dark edge it has which matches the permanent dark edge 2016 and now 2017 is leaving me with.