here’s a super sexy song and video edited and composed by our oober homie, bomarr. and here’s what he has to say about it:

“it’s called “what kept grandpa up” and consists of OLD footage from some vintage porn flicks. i found them on a vhs tape at a junk store years ago and the label just said “what kept grandpa up.” you may be disappointed, but the video consists solely of footage that DIDN’T include the naughty parts. i wanted to see what i had to work with if i chopped out all the porn and just worked with what was left. there wasn’t much. needless to say, i had to throw a dick in there for good measure (pun intended), so you can see it pop up from the bottom of the screen around 2:08, but don’t skip straight there, just watch the whole thing. i’m happy with it.”

negative porn space. so subtly suggestive. i love it…
and that song is just sexxxy as sin.

My dude Bomarr‘s got me thinking about one of the Midwest’s finest exports this week, Robert Sylvester Kelly. R. Kelly has written some of the most amazing songs EVER- Bump n Grind,Ignition, Half on a Baby, the hook to Biggie’s Fuckin’ You Tonight and, of course, the hip hopera Trapped in the Closet. Here are two lesser known but equally amazing slow jams that incorporate some of my favorite things- boning, food, and weed…

“In the original video for Girls’ shambolic pop gem “lust for Life”, various friends of the band, in various stages of undress, mime out Christopher Owens’ lyrics. In that version, they come thisclose to revealing various verboten body parts. Well, there’s a new and completely different cut of the video out there, and nobody’s trying to hide anything in this one.

Remember the two guys in their undies in the original video? They’re not in their undies anymore. And one of them uses the other one’s schlong as a mic. Yes, really. Also: lots of boobs. Suffice to say, this one is very, very NSFW.”