Hindsight Is 2013

2013, by the Numbers

In short: 2013 was quite a year. Here’s a highly scientific statistical breakdown of the good (State Bird
Provisions existing), the bad (State Bird Provisions breaking the Internet) and the... um, Kanye-Kardashian
thing at AT&T Park.

Miles of noodles hand-pulled at M.Y. China:
873Hours after launch until State Bird Provisions’ reservations system crashed due to high demand: 1Gotham City Chronicles printed
specially for Batkid:
1,000Number of Bay Bridge
Lights: 25,000Pounds of marijuana the sheriff’s office found in Alameda being
guarded by an alligator named Mr. Teeth: 34Height, in inches, of the new Yoda statue at Imagination Park in San Anselmo: 30Breweries that
opened citywide: 842,333Pounds of pork belly consumed:
842,334Number of Gintonics served at Coqueta: 842,335Gallons of beer served during the America’s Cup:
842,336Cases of scurvy during the race: 0E’s used on AT&T
Park’s jumbotron when Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian: 7 (it read: “Pleeease Marry Meee”)