Jake's Corner

LINDSAY LOHAN has finally admitted that she wrote that epic list of her sexual conquests. She said, quote, "That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford. And someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it. And so that's a really personal thing and it's really unfortunate . . . I talk about it on the last episode on the OWN show, so to be continued."

WHOOPI GOLDBERG is now a columnist for a website called The Cannabist. And yesterday, she published a love letter to her VAPE PEN. Of course, she's not a recreational user. It's all about the GLAUCOMA for her. She says, quote, "The vape pen has changed my life. No, I'm not exaggerating. In fact, her name is Sippy. Yes, she's a she. And yes, I named her Sippy because I take tiny, little sips . . . sassy sips, even . . . from her. --And with each sip comes relief . . . from pressure, pain, stress, discomfort."

JUSTIN BIEBER is trying the Kanye West thing, and telling the paparazzi to stop talking to him. He told one guy, quote, "I'm not about to answer any of your questions, man. You can keep filming, just don't talk." When the guy said he was just doing his job, Justin replied, quote, "It's okay, just don't talk."

In an online chat, TRACY MORGAN was asked who was the most famous person he's ever passed gas in front of that he's definitely sure smelled it. He said it was KATE UPTON.

JENNY MCCARTHY and "Blue Bloods" star DONNIE WAHLBERG are engaged. She announced it on "The View" yesterday. They also announced that every single co-host, past and present, will be on the show on Thursday, May 15th . . . the day before BARBARA WALTERS officially retires.

MILEY CYRUS had to cancel another show because she was still in the hospital recovering from an allergic reaction to antibiotics. She Tweeted, quote, "I'm so sorry but some things are outta my control. If anyone thinks I'd rather be layin' in a hospital bed than doing what I love on stage they're [effin] LAME. I'm miserable." Meanwhile, TMZ says the reason Miley got sick is because she started going off the rails partying to get over the loss of her dog Floyd earlier this month. They also said the drug she had a reaction to was cephalexin, which she was taking for a sinus infection.

ORLANDO BLOOM got pulled over in Beverly Hills after he blew through a stop sign, but the cop let him go when he realized who he was. Meanwhile, EMMA ROBERTS Tweeted that she got a ticket for talking on her phone while driving . . . even though the cop mistook her BAGEL for a phone.

Tom Cruise has been secretly dating fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon, who plays a lesbian drug dealer on “Orange Is the New Black.” P.R. reps for the two denied any romance in November after the two were spotted enjoying dinner at the Manor Hotel in Los Angeles. However, a source tells the NY Post, Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret.

MILEY CYRUS was hospitalized yesterday in Kansas City due to a severe allergic reaction to some kind of medication. She had to cancel a gig at the city's Sprint Center because of it. I'm sure your first thought was that it was some kind of non-prescription "medication". But remember, Miley had to cancel a show due to the flu last week, and a source says she's been battling major throat and sinus issues.

ROSIE O'DONNELL is NOT a fan of LINDSAY LOHAN'S new reality show. She Tweeted, quote, "The Lindsay show is a tragedy . . . on every level. I hope one day she gets sober for real and watches these episodes, and sees what we all do."

Dina Lohan pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated and speeding in court on Long Island, New York yesterday. The mother of LiLo will be sentenced on June 3rd and she is expected to be sentenced to 100 hours of community service. Sources also say that she is expected to have her license revoked and to be required to have an interlock device installed on her vehicle.

ALEXA RAY JOEL . . . the daughter of BILLY JOEL and CHRISTIE BRINKLEY . . . collapsed onstage during a performance on Saturday at the Cafe Carlyle in New York City. She was rushed to the hospital, where she did not die. She was diagnosed with vasovagal syncope . . . which is a condition that blocks blood flow to the brain and causes fainting. No treatment is required for it.

Miley Cyrus is still having a hard time adjusting to life without her beloved dog Floyd. Miley’s mom surprised her daughter with a new puppy to replace the Alaskan Klee Kai, who died earlier this month. But cute little Moonie wasn't enough to heal Miley's broken heart -- so she gave the pup away.

Last week, Selena Gomez fired her mother and step-father from managing her career. Now, her parents say they had no idea that they had been fired as her managers until TMZ broke the story last week. Selena's mom Mandy Teefey, along with Selena's step-dad, had managed her career since her days with Disney and says she was taken by surprise at the announcement. Selena has opted to go with a more seasoned and better-known manager to direct her career.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted drinking alcohol at Coachella over the weekend. Witnesses say LiLo looked completely out of it as she partied with sister Ali. One witness said she couldn’t stand up straight as she was chain smoking cigarettes. It’s been eight months since Lohan left rehab and she claims she is doing really good.

KATE UPTON wishes she had smaller boobs . . . quote, "I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs . . . If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up." But she adds, quote, "The grass is always greener, as they say."

There have been rumors that a JUSTIN BIEBER / SELENA GOMEZ sex tape may exist . . . and even if it does, PornHub.com doesn't want it, because they're sick of Justin's punk behavior. (???) The company says, quote, "We just don't approve of all of Bieber's gross behavior . . . [he's] being a real jerk."

"Parade" magazine has released its annual "What People Earn" rundown . . . and apparently, MILEY CYRUS' sleazy, over-the-top demonstration of how she's no longer a Disney kid is REALLY paying off. "Parade" revealed that she pulled down $76.5 MILLION for slutting it up last year. That's more than the $63 million JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE raked in throughout his two-album comeback. Here are some other highlights from the report:

Beyoncé made $57 million in 2013 . . . a year that, for her, culminated in the release of a surprise album.

Bruno Mars earned $38 million in the run-up to his halftime performance at the Super Bowl. Bruno wasn't paid for the Super Bowl . . . halftime performers never are.

Sandra Bullock made $63 million with the help of her two latest movies, "The Heat" and "Gravity". And Matthew McConaughey, who has been everywhere, earned $19 million.

Reviled "Bachelor" Juan Pablo Galavis made $150,000.

Daniel Radcliffe made $17 million, which includes his paycheck for the upcoming "Frankenstein" movie. Daniel is playing Igor. The movie has already been filmed, but it won't come out until October of NEXT year.

Steve Harvey raked in $30 million. That includes his talk show and his "Family Feud" hosting gig.

Tyler Perry earned $78 million . . . and believe it or not, "Fifty Shades of Grey" author E.L. James somehow made an estimated $51.7 million.

GISELE BUNDCHEN says the "Forbes" lists of the World's Highest-Paid Models got her in trouble with the IRS. She says, quote, "The people who write these things don't have my bank account details. I do OK, I earn plenty, but not as much as they say. I've already been audited by the IRS because of this list."