The Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens traded Pro Bowl wide receiver Anquan Boldin to the NFC Champion San Francisco 49ers this week for a 6th round draft pick, after involved coaches Jim and John Harbaugh’s mom, Jackie Harbaugh, “said we had to”. “Now Jim, your team won last time. You need to give your brother a turn.”“But maaaa-aaaahm! He’s one of my best guys!” Jim protested. “Oh my gosh, he already gets COLIN!” Jim then stormed off to his room and could not be reached for comment.