How to change a diaper (extra credit for changing in an airplane bathroom).

How to change a diaper (extra credit for changing in an airplane bathroom).

Photo: John Howard, Getty Images

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How to sing a lullabye (extra credit if you're in tune).

How to sing a lullabye (extra credit if you're in tune).

Photo: SW Productions, Getty Images

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How to install a car seat.

How to install a car seat.

Photo: Cavan Images, Getty Images

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How to teach a kid to ride a bike.

How to teach a kid to ride a bike.

Photo: Sam Edwards, Getty Images/OJO Images RF

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How to fly a kite.

How to fly a kite.

Photo: Geri Lavrov, Getty Images/Flickr RF

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How to start a fire.

How to start a fire.

Photo: The Light Within Photography, Getty Images/Flickr RF

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How to sew on a button (extra credit if you can sew Halloween costumes).

How to sew on a button (extra credit if you can sew Halloween costumes).

Photo: Johner Images, Getty Images/Johner RF

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How to be a role model for how a good husband should be — i.e., help out around the house — so his daughters choose their own partners wisely and his sons understand the meaning of an equal partnership.

How to be a role model for how a good husband should be — i.e., help out around the house — so his daughters choose their own partners wisely and his sons understand the meaning of an equal partnership.

Photo: Smith Collection, Getty Images

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How to throw a football.

How to throw a football.

Photo: Marcy Maloy, Getty Images

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How to make pancakes from scratch.

How to make pancakes from scratch.

Photo: JGI/Jamie Grill, Getty Images/Blend Images

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