Bang With Friends

A Facebook app which seeks to pair up sexually attracted friends by allowing users to list who they’d shag has recently created controversy.

Users who download Bang With Friends can manually trawl their friends lists to identify people they’d be interesting in rooting. If the people they’ve selected, reciprocate, the app sends a notification to both people letting them know it’s on like Donkey Kong.

The software has already been downloaded by over 20,000 and has sparked a range of imitators, including LinkedIn’s Bang with Professionals.

This could cause a fair bit of havoc:

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They don;t ask, and if you threaten to tell they say you’ll be damned for eternity and that the coupling was a blessing from god.

grumpy

I can think of quite a few that ” coupling was a blessing from god” would apply to – none of them priests though.

Ronnie Chow

The world is centered around hedonistic objectification , more and more so as the dumb and stupid take over .

BJ

Just more of the same slippery slope stuff – mankind will find itself at the bottom of the hierarchy of things. To make self centered, instant gratifying copulation the most important but ever increasing self-degrading act – is to become more the animal and less human day by day.

“When the ways of the world have extinguished their betters, will the turtles surviving wear people-neck sweaters?”

Ronnie Chow

“become more the animal and less human ‘

The opposite , actually .

BJ

Convince me, please

Ronnie Chow

Humans lost their ‘animal’ a long time ago . The human species is in chaos , constantly being weakened .
To assign the human trait of copulation , for pleasure only , to lesser animals is wrong . Animals have a time for mating , spurred on by scents ; humans have lost this . Humans imagine arousal , mostly from visual stimuli , whereas animal mating behaviors are triggered by hormones .
Humans obsess , animals do not .

williamabong

Had a quick look, I see Trevor Mallard signed up for sex, but then found out that he didn’t actually have any friends.
Perhaps his “get up and go” has “got up and gone”