Canada Skit

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A scout steps in with a low voice and decides to tell the audience his memories of how Canada used to be...

"Yes, Canada! It was a cold and hostile wasteland, and there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements! After, burrying a hole through the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an igloo to protect ourselves from polar bears and flying hockey pucks! Then we would warm up by the fire, and when Nantuk was ready he would tell me the story of The Great Moose, who said to the little squirrel, 'Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'"