Franz Hopper did not build Lyoko in 2,546 days. Lyoko built itself in one day out of fear of Franz Hopper, but because it did such a crappy job, Franz Hopper spent the other 2,545 days fixing all the bugs.

Franz Hopper wears opaque glasses because if he took them off, his gaze would split the world in half.

Franz Hopper was not destroyed in Fight to the Finish. He is simply lying in wait.

Franz Hopper does not need the supercomputer to return to the past. He simply wills it, and the universe reverses time out of fear.

XANA tried to imitate Franz Hopper twice, and failed. Because you just CAN'T.

Note: Because little to nothing is actually known about Franz Hopper's character, his qualification to be factinated is disputed. If there's a better character for factination, please tell me. :D

Ah, Franz Hopper, my area of expertise... or at least it was until Season 4 came along and completely destroyed all my work. But let's see here...

When it comes time to pay the internet bill, Franz sends Comcast* back the letter with the IP addresses, names, addresses and Social Security numbers of every employee in the Billing department. Franz Hopper has never had to pay internet bills.

There is no "ctrl" button on Franz Hopper's computer, for he is always in control.

Franz Hopper knows what the last digit of pi is, and has counted to it twice.

In a game of chess between Chuck Norris and Stephen Hawking, Franz Hopper wins. Period.

Franz Hopper once used the RTTP to go back and teach Mozart how to play the piano. Mozart was so amazed he went deaf.

*I'm assuming Franz uses Comcast because they're everywhere >.>

Stonecreek wrote:I miss the boob bots. At least they were peddling something I have interest in...

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Franz Hopper, however, was smart enough to stay out of the bar, and laughed as bits of Chuck and T flew through the air.

Day and night come in 12-hour cycles, because that's the longest amount of time they can stand to be near Franz Hopper.

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Franz Hopper appeared, for Nothing wanted some company. (Why Nothing would choose Franz for company is beyond me). Anyway, Franz and Nothing were in a contest to see who could play Moonlight Sonata on the piano the best. Nothing won. Since this is physically impossible by all laws of physics, nothing exploded in a violent cataclysm of massive energy. And that is how the Universe began.

Franz once went to McDonalds for a large soda. When they have him a medium, Franz took off his glasses and it became a Wendy's. Franz promptly ordered a Strawberry Frosty, and got one. For free.

Franz once destroyed Burger King because they would not let him order a Whopper with a 150GB Hard Drive and extra pickles. They refused, saying it was too costly and could damage is mouth. Franz insisted that they had to let him "have it his way".

Only Franz Hopper can prevent forest fires. He looks at them, and they wet themselves, thus extinguishing said fire.

We all know that. It's a joke. It's not like Franz Hopper really went back in time and caused the death of JFK.

Oh yes he did. Why are you kidding yourself? XP

Back to the facts...

Franz Hopper could theoretically go back in time and glare at himself. He did, too. It made his past self blink.

But how could you tell if he blinked with those glasses of his?

YDV wrote:Well you see, the amount of time we didn't normally hang around BKO is kind of like potential energy, and then when we all finally came back at the same time it's like letting loose a catapult. 8D