Pro Athletes LOVE to Get Arrested

Beef Mo! Marshawn Lynch’s mugshot is something to behold. He’s just one of the pro athletes to get arrested in the past week. Why? I don’t get it. I know everybody does stupid things in their life, but if you’re a pro athlete…why would you EVER get a DWI or a DUI? Buy a chauffeur. Ride in an Uber. Walk. Do something. Morons. Not just drinking and driving this past week though. Sadly, there’s no mugshot for him yet, but Dez Bryant was arrested for allegedly getting in a fight with his mom. Yes, his mom.

yeah, i did. they’ve got a ‘storied’ past together. remember when the dolphins were under fire for asking Dez, “Is your mom a prostitute?”… totally inappropriate, under normal circumstances. except here. Dez had allegedly told them his dad was a pimp. “And what does your mom do?” “she works for my Dad” uhhhh….