Oh, Fer Cute

October 21, 2013

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

The Pride of Stanford University, Rev. Fishsticks forgets to carry the 2.

Strategy! - VA's own theocrat and candidate for gubnor The Cooch is doing badly in the polls, especially with the skirts. But not to worry, the Cavalry is on the way as he is going to give everyone a shot of Santorum (eww, gross!). Yes, Cardinal Frothy plans to come to Virginia and remind everyone what a dick he is and what a fetus-fondling god-botherer The Cootch is, and oh by the way, that rapist baby you are carrying still has more rights that you. What could possibly go wrong? (Right Wing Watch)

The evening quote:James Robison, the man who has a black belt in white privilege says:

"We are witnessing the enemy, the father of lies, attempting to overthrow God and exalt a new pharaoh, false kings, unreliable rulers, a federal monarchy, rotten policies, and terrible laws."

Every paragraph in this think piece has some pearls of wisdom in it but I especially liked the Pharaoh bit. (James Robison)

Take off them low heels and put on them ho heels - High-pitched squealer and McCarthy wannabe Ted Cruz received an 8-minute standing ovation from the Texas Federation of Republican Women. "Ah haven't been this moist since Englebert Humperdinck came to town," Betty-Lou didn't say. "Mount me, you stallion!" she whispered under her breath. (Yahoo News Canada)

IIRC, James Robison is one of the people who brought well-known war criminal, George W. Bush, to Jeebus. Which is sort of like the old adage about bringing a whore to culture.

As for Rev. Fishsticks, he just might be the numbest mind in America, next to, of course, the members of the Texas Federation of Republican Women. (Five minutes ago, I didn't even know they existed, and now I'm already terrified and repulsed at the thought of them.)