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Face tattoos are like regular tattoos except face ones let everyone know you’d rather not have a job where you pay taxes.

Never underestimate the painof a person, because in all honesty, everyone is struggling. Some people are better at hiding it than others…

Tough times don’t last, tough people do.

You learn more about someone at the end of the relationship than at the beginning.

Smile, A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tough times are like physical exercise, you may not like it while you are doing it but tomorrow you’ll be stronger b’coz of it

I’m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.

In reality, no one cares, they’re just curious.

Appreciate Those Who Love You. Help Those Who Need You. Forgive THosee Who Hurt You.Forget Those Who Leave You.

Relationships are built on understanding, if what you want is not clear, you shouldn’t be surprised with what you get.

You are not poor because you don’t have money. You are poor if you don’t have a dream.

Do what makes you happy, Be with who makes you smile, Laugh as much as you breathe and Love as long as you live.

Being alone does not mean you are lonely, and being lonely does not mean you are alone.

All things in life are temporary, even life itself. You can get through anything as long as you remember it will END.

You can’t have everything you want, but you can have the things that really matter to you.

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

When we have negative thoughts, we produce toxic responses in our body that make us sick. Make a conscious effort to change your thought patterns today for a healthier you tomorrow.

We all do things for people we love and that’s OK. But if you’re doing it consistently and all the time, you are enabling them not to be responsible.

Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people? They are limiting their chance to find a soul mate, for example, ME.

You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.