dennis: she’s so fucking nasty..me: yeah, superdennis: stop tanning.. gain some fucking weight.. like if you look that thin on camera..me: i bet she’s even more terrifying in person. she’s probably.. the worst person i know and i don’t even know know her
dennis: i think it’s disgusting they let her on TV.. but she’s so perfect for something liek E!..me: i was just thinking of all the scumbags who like herdennis: apparently it’s her cancer suppression medication… but she was thin before the cancer too.. man she’s only 40..i thought she was WAY older..me: oh, is the cancer part supposed to make me feel bad?dennis: ahha yea. didn’t work on me either..

today, we explored the gangnam district, which we found to be………… like…… whatever. despite the fact that we started off our day with soju and strawberry/banana milk.

our soju/milk breakfast

the best part of hotel life is the room service!

of all this, the most luxurious is that dennis uses his phone as a coaster for his morning breakfast milk/soju

we went to the gangnam district which, as mentioned, was like…… whatever. unimpressive. douchey. and really reminded me of all the shitface ahjumas i met at church who thought they were better than you because they were married to a dentist.

here is a $300 basket of assorted fruit, like i said, whatever.

i mean, hot cheetos for $6. BULLSHIT.

we headed back to myuongdong. we were in gangnam for about two hours and we were already over it. anyone who tells you that of ALL the places in seoul/korea, that you should go to gangnam, is a person who is full of shit and is probably a blogger.