I came across an article stating that the homosexuals in California are trying to attack Judaism by outlawing circumcision. It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys and they are trying to make their preference the law of the land. This is another reason why all synagogues in The United States should support my candidate. Many are circumcised because it is considered more hygienic, which I disagree with. But circumcision is the symbol that bonds my chosen people to me. And though I do not require it of everyone it is such a fundamental part of their faith that I do not believe people of other religions have a right to tell them that they can't practice it. This law is a direct attack on Judaism! The nation of Israel as a whole should condemn it, and, condemn those putting it forth. I ask all the people of California to vote against this proposition, to support the reasonable right of others to practice their religious beliefs. To compare male circumcision to the abomination of female circumcision which is taught nowhere in The Scriptures, shows how deranged these people are! I would order that those putting forth this proposition be removed from The Book Of Life, but as we have found they already have been, there would be no sense in making such a proclamation.

No, the reason circumcision is wrong is because you're performing an irreversible operation on someone without their consent. Also, there are forms of female circumcision which are just as physically harmless as male circumcision. I say, if we have one, lets have both.

"To compare male circumcision to the abomination of female circumcision which is taught nowhere in The Scriptures, shows how deranged these people are!"

This just pissed me off. Just because something is or isn't in your piece of shit, genocidal causing, poorly written, lamb-skin-toilet-paper collection you have the gall to even call a 'book', doesn't make it right or wrong.

"It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys and they are trying to make their preference the law of the land."

I obviously missed the meeting on that one because I didn't know this. I call BS on that.

By the way Homosexual =/= Paedophile (Circumcised or not!)

"The nation of Israel as a whole should condemn it, and, condemn those putting it forth."

Not sure what Israel has to do with US Internal Policy making? That is for US Citizens, Policy Makers et al, whatever their religion, sex, colour etc.

However, I'm pretty suspicious about the whole thing, in fact I seriously doubt anyone is trying to outlaw circumcision in the US. This is just another attempt at whipping up fear at the expense of a minority section of the community.

"I came across an article stating that the homosexuals in California are trying to attack Judaism by outlawing circumcision.
... I do not believe people of other religions have a right to tell them that they can't practice it."

Homosexuality is a religion now?
So if I turn gay, put a giant penis on my house and have gay sex in it I don't have to pay taxes any more?
Sweet!

"It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys"

As a straight guy I know men who are totally into breasts. Personally I'm more into butts.
So I'm guessing some gay men like uncircumsized and some like them cut. Personal preferences and all.

"This is another reason why all synagogues in The United States should support my candidate."

But only insofar as Israel and it's inhabitants serve your 'Apocalypse/Second Coming' purposes. After that, 'Fuck the Jews'. 'Ye shall know them by their fruits' indeed. And yes, we Atheists certainly know you fundies.

"Many are circumcised because it is considered more hygienic, which I disagree with."

Yet, routine circumcision goes on in the US. So no doublethink on your part, nosiree! [/sarcasm]

But circumcision is the symbol that bonds my chosen people to me."

'Bonds'?! See, I knew you fundies were a load of pervs, and this proves it! We don't need to be Freud to figure you lot out.

"And though I do not require it of everyone it is such a fundamental part of their faith that I do not believe people of other religions have a right to tell them that they can't practice it. This law is a direct attack on Judaism! The nation of Israel as a whole should condemn it, and, condemn those putting it forth. I ask all the people of California to vote against this proposition, to support the reasonable right of others to practice their religious beliefs. To compare male circumcision to the abomination of female circumcision which is taught nowhere in The Scriptures, shows how deranged these people are! I would order that those putting forth this proposition be removed from The Book Of Life, but as we have found they already have been, there would be no sense in making such a proclamation."

Circumcision is a part of Islam too. Your argument is not only invalid; and isn't just blown out of the water, but out of the space-time continuum as a whole.

The only routine circumcisions that go on here in the UK are within the Jewish and Muslim communities. As a British man baptised Church of England, but later became an Atheist, I still have my foreskin. Now, Gerry-boy...:

PROTIP: I don't know if the snack by KP, Hula Hoops are marketed in the US; all I'll say is this: Gerald had better not watch the short 8-minute "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)" DVD/Blu-Ray-only OVA, if he knows what's good for him.