9 journalists (including yours truly) race at Calder Saturday

If you want to see possibly the slowest 100-yard dash ever, come out Saturday to Calder Casino and Race Course.

That's where nine local media members will run on Calder's main track in a 100-yard dash for charity during "Florida's Biggest Kentucky Derby Party" at Calder.

The foot race will take place after Calder's fourth race, and Calder will make a donation of $2,500 to each participant's charity of choice. (Mine is the SunSentinel Children's Fund. I didn't have time to set up a Nick Sortal Charity for a New Car.)