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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Dangle the Dog's show had to close The problem? Right under his nose. Since it's hard to erase the things on his face...

Now he just does puppet shows.

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Kill. Kill, kill, kill KILL! Killllllllllll....

Kill kill.

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And for our grand finale, we'd like you to know that John wrote the next one. That's right, JOHN DID IT. So it's not my or Sharyn's fault. We're just saying.

Take it away, John!

Once upon a morning dreary, while I sat there, drinking beery, Thinkin' 'bout this girl I'd ogled at the game the night before. How we went back to her trailer, thinkin' I was gonna... uh, regale her Shame she fell into the baler, just below the hayloft door. "Geez Louise!" I screamed in terror as her bits lay on the floor. "Now she's boobs... and nothing more!"

Reader Comments (28)

1) Maybe that stuff encircling the horse is an alien beast and it hasn't yet digested the horse. It already got the cowboy. Sucked him right out of his boots.2) Is this where Stephen King got his inspiration for "IT"?3) It doesn't even have a face, and yet that star looks like it feels sad. Maybe that's why it's blue. 4) Let's see - one clown in a race car on a dirt road at a wooden bridge. What is this, the back woods Grand Prix? Then another clown who ought to be on America's Got Talent for his contortionist skills. And the final clown is drowning in the river and the other two aren't paying any attention. 5) This begs the question - did this dog have Superglue on his nose when he went to sniff the other dog's butt? How else do you explain that facial condition?6) Oh, oh! Some kid crossed the Mafia boss.7) John, John, John. Where is your mind, you bad boy? In keeping with the Western theme here, it is obvious that these are maracas. (They just lost their handles. And they're painted oddly).

These raise many questions, like, what is going on in the 4th one? It seems like it should be a story, stuff is happening, but...what? And the horse head...did the wreckorator think that horses ribs extend up their necks? That last one though is pretty self explanatory, thanks John!