So if you were unable or unwilling to attend the infamous Burning Man festival this week, you missed out on a lot of mind-expanding experiences. You missed out on a lot of dusty, half-naked women and sinewy forty-something dudes with way more confi…

Burning Man is a solid week of intense confusion in the Nevada desert. It is at once awesome and bizarre and not for people who do not feel comfortable seeing other humans dressed in leather breathing fire at someone else dressed in chainmail. No…