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Respect the clock.

Ah, the invention of time. We did that. Humans. We created it, and we adhere to it. That's what separates us from the animals. That's what put us on top of the food chain.

You've heard it from us before.

And yet you're using a mobile phone to check the time? Or worse, you're relying on the digital clock on your microwave?? We are aghast. This is us being aghast right now.

For crying out loud, don't ignore the evolution that went into crafting man's concept of time. Our ancestors put, like, decades of work into that crap.

And we reap the rewards! In addition to wearing awesome timepieces like the one we're offering here, you get to constantly feel your mortality slipping through your fingers. You have the opportunity to quantify your misery, your long-term failures, your guilt, your loneliness. Pain. Money. Our primate Papas way back in the day had no way of knowing these things. Boy, are we better off. And thanks to Chronotech, we're more stylish, too!

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