I know little to nothing about soccer, but I AM quite the expert when it comes to hot boys, and they don't get much sexier than the Real Madrid player!

The foxy athlete was reportedly canoodling with Kim during a romantic lunch in Madrid, Spain, where a witness supposedly saw them smooching and being "very affectionate." The magazine reports that the pair headed back to the soccer star's mansion after lunch where Kim "stayed for several hours."

If you're not familiar with Cristiano, here's pretty much all you need to know:

UM, RIGHT? Oh, lord, those legs alone are enough to make me order every bit of Real Madrid gear!

__Do you think Cristiano is hot? Or is Kim's ex, Reggie Bush, the foxier athlete? __