Gross

Little explanation is needed here ... these are confessions that are just plain gross. Maybe a poop accident, or a pee story. A puking your guts out after binge drinking confession ... you get the idea. No holds barred.

If you or someone else got totally grossed out, AdultConfessions.com wants to hear about it!

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Straight Female / 18

Usually posts here are really sexual and probably fake but this literally just happened to me.
So I was listening to some heavy ass metal and playing on my PS3 and I start to get gassy and it's fine because that's normal, people get gassy sometimes. So I go to fart and it's not a fucking fart. I straight up shit myself lol. And it wasn't solid it was like diarrhea. So I run to the bathroom to clean up. Honestly what the fuck did I eat I mean holy shit. Literally holy shit. Ugh, I hate my body.

I went out for a jog last night and as I was running I felt a strong urge to poo. I knew I wasn't going to be able to hold it in especially while I ran so I decided to have a 'Paula Radcliffe moment' and stop by the side of the road and poo. As it was fairly dark I was able to find a dark spot where one of the street lights weren't on as it had been switch off while they replaced it with a new one. I looked around to make sure no one was looking and as I wanted to do it like Paula Radcliffe I decided to pull my knickers and shorts to one side rather than to take them off. I squatted by the side of the road and let out a long loud fart and felt my anus begin to open forcing a turd emerge which soon dropped onto the road. I still felt more in there so I gave a push and let out three more average size turds followed by a little bit of mushy stuff at the end. Once I knew I was finished I tried to look at my creation but it was too dark to I see anything which was disappointing but I was still able to smell it and I can honestly say that it is one of the smelliest poos I have ever done. As the poo was quite messy my bum was caked in poo but I had nothing to wipe with so I altered my shorts and knickers so they are in the correct position and continued my jog feeling very relieved. It felt sticky between my bumcheeks and by the time I got home my knickers had stuck to my anus and they had a huge skid mark right across the seat of them and I wondered if it would have easier just to have loaded my knickers but the experience of having a 'Paula Radcliffe moment' was out of this world. I wiped my bum for ages but I had to throw my knickers away as they were beyond saving.

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we are stoning her in the morning.

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "Pedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I am 87. It completely spoiled out 10th anniversary.

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says, "The sex is about the same, but the laundry is piling up."

My wife suggested I get me one of those penis enlargers, so I did ... She is 21 and her name is Lucy.

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Q UESTION - "Are there too many immigrants in Britain?" 17% said yes, 11% said no, 72% said "I am no understand the question please."

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

My wife has been missing a week now. The police told me I should prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all her clothes back.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop that just opened in our shopping center. They threw me out after I asked is I could look at some of their Bomber Jackets.

The RED CROSS just knocked at our door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.

[TW: Non consent.] I was watching amateur porn last night and came across a somewhat non-consensual anal clip. A big dicked black guy has forceful anal with a white girl on webcam. I've recently had a massive argument with my ex about her drug use and I have no idea where she gets it from. I watched the whole video and came very hard thinking about her paying for drugs with sex or getting r**ed by thugs [no comment on the race of the guy in the video] for not paying up on time. I felt so disgusted but I'm so angry at her it felt good.

I get constipatied a lot. I found the best way to get unclogged. I have my boyfriend fuck me up my ass. I get naked and grab the lube. All I have to say to him is "you know what time it is". I get on my hands and knees, he jumps on my ass like a dog in heat. I take that big dick like a champ. Soon he blowing his load far in my asshole. He pulls out with a dick covered in shit, but the nut way so good he doesnt care. I go straight to the toilet and it all comes pouring out will no problem. Best and fun way to cure my constipation.

I have a guy I see, not really a boyfriend, and not exclusively. I see 3 other guys sexually ranging in age from 21 to 24, but this guy is 48 and married. I am by no means a shy, retiring, virginal girl, I'd made it with 22 guys and 3 girls, and 1 much older woman. With this 48 year old, I have done things with him, to him, and for him that I'd never do for anyone else, and never have done for anyone (male or female). About 2 weeks ago, he started licking my butthole. He's always been incredible in licking me in my pussy, he's actually the best guy I've had do it, even better than a couple of the girls, but my butt? I know it's called rimming, and I've had a few licks of my butt before, but he lingers. He licks me and even sticks his tongue inside my butthole and he goes one for at least 20 to 30 minutes. Then this past weekend he rolled over and told (not asked, told) me to lick him on his butt. I kissed his cheeks, and his crack then he reached around and spread himself and I had not choice. I did it, I licked it for 10 to 15 minutes. At the end he told me to stick my tongue inside and I did, then he rolled over and we French kissed. I really don't like this either direction, him on me, and especially not me on him. I have sex in my ass, and he likes that because his wife won't let him do it, he says she won't lick him or let her ass be licked either. So I do it because his wife won't.

It feels so dirty. I don't mind getting anal sex but licking is just gross.

My 18 year old girlfriend and I were going at it with me pounding away at her asshole for about the last 20 minutes, then I decided I wanted to fuck her pussy as it was the wettest I've every seen it. Not wanting to go from her asshole to her pussy hole, I told her to lay down I was going to wash my cock then fuck the shit out of her pussy. She is always agreeable to anything I want so I washed off, and went back to the bed. I stuck my cock in her mouth to get hard, fucked her throat for a few minutes, then with her still on her belly got on top of her and sunk into that wet, brown haired pussy. I fucked her for another 10 minutes, then rolled her over and pulled up her legs and fucked her pussy with her on her back. She started squirreling up her face, and moaning then tried to leave, but I was about to cum and she tried to stay. She was getting more and more urgent that she had to go to the bathroom and I was more and more urgent that I needed to dump my cum in her pussy. To keep her in place I laid fully on her skinny body putting all my weight on her and kept pumping her used up pussy. She started crying and let loose a huge shit all over the both of us in the bed. She was still crying and another load or two kept coming out of her ass. I could feel the warmth and smell that shit, she was crying hysterically and I dumped a load inside her pussy in one of the hottest orgasms I've ever had. She wanted to get up and I asked her why, she had already shit the bed. I made her stay there as she shit more. Then watched as she got up and tried to wipe herself and told her to clean up the mess, and go to the laundry. I had her do all this before she and I were cleaned up yet. So after about 20 minutes we went into the shower and I had her wash me off first, then herself while I watched. I had never watched a woman poop before. It dawned on me that I'd not seen a woman pee since I lived with my mom and sister. We all kept the bathroom door open. So I had her sit on the toilet and pee for me. Now there is nothing closed between us, I've literally seen her at her worst. I took her back to the bed which was unmade but cleaned up, and fucked her ass and shot a load up there.

She gets really embarrassed when I say that I've fucked the shit out of her. She gets pretty damn wet too.

I'm going to share the most embarrassing incident which happened when I was about 16 years old.

That day I was having a bad stomach and my parents were not at home.I took some medicines for diarrhoea but it didn't help that much and I had to visit washroom every hour.At the evening my boyfriend came over but I didn't tell him anything regarding my sickness.

He was in a great mood of having sex and I too agreed.Though my stomach was growling a bit,I ignored it totally.We decided to have oral sex first in 69 position.So he lied down on bed and I got on top of him.We were both completely nude.

He began licking my pussy and asshole.I was sucking his dick at my best.After some moment my stomach growled loud and he asked me if anything was wrong.But I told him I was okay and permitted him to continue. I was feeling a great pressure in my lower abdomen and I had a urge to poop badly. But I didn't want to spoil the sex.

And then suddenly it happened.Before I could realize anything I felt liquid poop flowing down from my asshole and it was dripping inside my boyfriend's mouth who was licking my asshole.

He soon jerked me off him and sat down on the bed.Now I could see his face covered in liquid shit.There were some in his shoulders and neck too.Before I could say anything he began throwing up.He was trying to control but he vomited a lot on the bed and also some on the floor.

He quickly went to the washroom and I could hear him vomiting there too.I didn't know what to do so I kept sitting on the bed which was full of shit and vomit.I was still pooping on the bed.

After sometime he came to the room washing his face.He wore his clothes and left the room.All these things made me really sick and I went to the bathroom and threw up.Then I had to clean all the grosses before my parents arrival.

He never talked to me after this incident.My friends ask me why did we broke up.But I feel ashamed to share this incident.

This is the most disgusted thing I have ever done. My mother in law live with us. She has parkinson's disease and alzheimers, she need care. My wife been taking care of her majority of the time. Until one day she was gone for the entire day and left me to take care of her mom. Her mom has yeast infection, my wife being helping her with the problem. That day when she was gone her mom was in pain with the yeast infection. She need someone to take care of her pain, it was burning inside she said. I didn't want to do it at first not knowing what the hell I am suppose to do.

Her mom walk me through step by step using the monistat 7 for yeast infection. This was the first time I got to see her golden blond hair pussy. She has large labia and clitoris, very sexy in my eyes. Now I know where my wife gets it from. I just love the look of it and couldn't get my mind off from seeing that.

After helping her using the cream I wash my hands and went onto my business for the day. Toward the end of the day she asked me a question I feel so weird about. She said my cock was hard when I was helping her early the day with her yeast infection. My face just turn red immediately. She said if I like she want to suck my cock for helping her. I didn't waste anytime but to drop my pants and pull out my soft cock. She sit on the couch and I am standing in front of her. She slowly suck it then it got hard fast in her mouth. I was squeezing her tits as she was sucking my cock. I told her I am about to cum, she said go ahead and cum in her mouth. I unloaded a large load of cum in her mouth and she swallow it all. Then she finish licking my cock clean. I ask her if I can fuck her next time when she feel better. She said ok without any hesitation.

I am wondering the whole time she was calling out her husband name when she was sucking my cock that she think I am her husband. He had passed away for long time. I have heard people with alzheimers doesn't remember much. I can't wait to fuck her beautiful golden blond hair pussy and with that large labia and the clitoris sticking out, oh god.