How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.

Aarontology:How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.

The GOP of today reminds me of that 'Herr Bergermeister Von Bergermeister' from that old claymation "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" movie.

"Honey, it's the weirdest thing. Every time I check into a hotel, even one in our home town, strippers keep showing up. i think they're all stalking me, as a group for some reason. Also, don't question those unexplained cash withdraws from out joint account."

This is the douchebag who earlier said that the state's teachers didn't deserve a raise, because they should do the job only for the intangible rewards, and that a pay hike would attract teachers who weren't dedicated enough.

Of course, he went on to say the same principle didn't apply to state legislators like himself.

dragonfire77:Aarontology: How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.

The GOP of today reminds me of that 'Herr Bergermeister Von Bergermeister' from that old claymation "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" movie.

give me doughnuts:dragonfire77: Aarontology: How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.

The GOP of today reminds me of that 'Herr Bergermeister Von Bergermeister' from that old claymation "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" movie.

You mean Burgermeister Meisterburger?

So we need mickey rooney and a penguin to deal with them? Also will there be an awkward "have a seat over there" style song?

The logical conclusion is his blaming the liberal media when he is photographed on July 4th getting "Rotisserie Chickened" by two Carl Weathers lookalikes dressed only in Uncle Sam top hats and his Craigslist ad soliciting said Apollo Creeds is released.

If only all of us could be so lucky as to have strippers just show up your house in the middle of the night.Is that like getting a package delivered to your house that you didn't order so you don't have to pay for it and you get to keep it?

Mr. Coffee Nerves:The logical conclusion is his blaming the liberal media when he is photographed on July 4th getting "Rotisserie Chickened" by two Carl Weathers lookalikes dressed only in Uncle Sam top hats and his Craigslist ad soliciting said Apollo Creeds is released.

Someone remind me- exactly what does the bible say about reproductive health? I mean, I know the Old Testament is generally supportive of older women having children and the New Testament is all about the fallout from an out-of-wedlock pregnancy, but I can't think of much else.

Aarontology:How come the only thing Republicans ever take from Scripture are related to sexual activity?

Not the love one another stuff, not the stuff about helping the poor, sick, needy, not the stuff Jesus said about giving away your wealth as a requirement for salvation. Just the stuff other people said about sex.

The GOP claims to be Christian while rejecting everything Christ said.

Son, you got it all wrong, Homosexuality needs to be illegal because it's condemend in Leviticus and there's kinda a thing that could be read to condemn abortion in Elijah (even though Levitcus REQUIRES it), and no nation can Long escape the wrath of GOD if they don;t make God's law the law of their land.

What's that? All that stuff about taking care of widows and orphans and not abusing aliens in your midst? the stuff God Said he destroyed the nation of Israel for ignoring? The Stuff Jesus himself says are the essence of God's law several times in the New testament?

Oh well, see, that shoul dbe a matter of private conscience, not enshrined in the law....I mean we're not a theocracy or anything