A Hottie With a Naughty Body... of Water

A Hottie With a Naughty Body... of Water

It’s Future Christian Grey, Jamie Dornan!

It’s Future Christian Grey, Jamie Dornan!

The hunky hottie with a body we could look at for at least 2 hours is coming soon to a theater near you. Yep, while you may not have heard of Jamie Dorna ...

The hunky hottie with a body we could look at for at least 2 hours is coming soon to a theater near you. Yep, while you may not have heard of Jamie Dornan, the Irish actor was recently cast as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey adaptation preparing for lift off. In it, he plays the male lead, a rich, mysterious man who teaches an innocent girl all about sex — via a little S&M activity, that is.

Back when the beach shot was taken, Jamie was just hanging in Miami, Will Smith style, strolling in the waves with his then-girlfriend Amelia Warner. The two got hitched back in April 2013, and are expecting their first child pretty soon! In fact, when they stepped out at the end of October, Millie looked about ready to pop!

Dang, the perfect body, a great leading man gig, and a gorgeous, growing family? Color us grey with envy.

Which Actor’s Sweet Backside View Made the Ocean Totally Not Even Exist?

We don’t know who all these people are talking about waterfront views all the time, because use your eyes, people: One look at this shot, and we feel like it’s fair to conclude that it’s all about the backside views at the ocean. Too much of a stretch for you? Whatever, we’re basically speechless about how hot this guy is, wading in the waves.

And while you may not be able to take one look at those pink shorts and know exactly who the colorful dude is, you will soon. You see, the guy looking so chill here, back in January on holiday from his native Ireland, spent the sunny day roaming around with his wife. But soon, he won’t be able to walk near a beach without crowds of women throwing down their books and running after him — or asking him to sign the perfect beach material.

Why, you ask? Oh, because his body is about to be number one on our minds, especially since his new movie just started filming. Memorize this view, y’all, because it’s going to be around for a long time. Albeit, most likely clad in some trousers — or nothing at all. Think you know who made this day at the beach look so fine? Click through to see if you’re right!