I know a lot of you will relate to this song more than most of the Christmas songs I’ve posted. And I think a lot of people will feel like this at some point. But if you’re still in the Christmas spirit it’s your last chance to pick up the new Christmas Ukulele 2 ebook at the pre-release price before the it goes up when Wednesday’s post is published.

While we’re fucking things, fuck tinkling pianos. It makes it a pain to work things out for uke. I’ve tried to make the chords a bit jazzy without too much messing around.

This pleases me, thank you! Along with Mister grinch I will have good fodder for banging out a few cynical Xmas tunes while tanked up on Xmas whiskey at the in-laws this year! Merry fucking Xmas! :D Fuck. (for good measure)

Eyebrow raised upon seeing this in my email; loved the song, printed the tabs. As I worked on it, would youtube it to hone in on certain melodies. Google immediately ‘re-profiled’ me and now naked ladies pop up next to ukulele ads. And then, I wondered, why ladies and not men?