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What do Republicans in Congress dream about, after they get bored of Cialisbating to ROTC videos? Lowering taxes even more for the very richest people in America while doubling the cost of medical care for senior citizens. That’s what the budget passed tonight by the House GOP promises to do — and even though it will never get through the Senate, we now live in a country where the “socialist Kenyan” thinks this basic idea is very good. Cut the deficit! Everyone must sacrifice! Keep slashing taxes for the wealthiest people in human history. Why not? What are old people going to do, vote differently? Hahahahah. Read more on Republican Fantasyland: No Actual Medicare, Tax Cuts For Millionaires…

The Koch Brothers think it’s hilarious when their dumb puppets have to go face huge, angry crowds of political opponents. Remember the movie Trading Places? It’s the same idea: Incredibly rich old white creeps just torture their own lackeys whenever it gets dull oppressing the faceless poor and destroying the Earth to make Dixie Cups and Brawny paper douche towels. So the Koch Brothers are bringing Sarah Palin to Madison, right there at the State Capitol, for an “Americans For Prosperity” rally. Haha the union people and college kids are going to pelt her with a million pounds of Wisconsin’s famous Fried Cheese Turds. Or curds, whatever. Curdle Rain. Poor snowbilly grifter! Read more on Sarah Palin To Be Pelted With Cheese Curds In Wisconsin Saturday…

The Koch Brothers’ dumb little whore from Wisconsin, Scott Walker, is testifying before Congress today — and he’s got a very unique take on the class war he’s waging against the working citizens of his state. “In Wisconsin, we are doing something truly progressive. In addition to holding the line on spending and finding efficiencies in state government, we are implementing long term budget reforms focused on protecting middle class jobs and middle class taxpayers.” Uh, yeah! By screwing people out of the minimal protections unions provide for some public-sector workers, Scott Walker is actually protecting the middle class he and his corporate backers are intentionally destroying. Progressive! Read more on Scott Walker Says His Attack On U.S. Workers ‘Is Truly Progressive’…

A recount is all but certain, yet an easy re-election for Wisconsin state supreme court justice Supreme Court Justice David Prosser turned into a victory for the liberals’ choice, JoAnne Kloppenburg. It was the most expensive Supreme Court election in the state’s history, and all the millions from the Tea-Koch Party couldn’t tip the race. Read more on Labor Defeats Wisconsin Judge, Takes Over State Supreme Court…

When your corporation needs to take care of some troublesome “environmental and regulatory matters” in Wisconsin, heh heh, just go see the dumb kid who never graduated college but did manage two DUI convictions, because that dumb kid is earning $81,5000 a year as one of Governor Scott Walker’s top-paid people in the administration. But how did this young GOP idiot, Brian Deschane, get such a sweet job suckling on the public teat? Easy! According to the Journal Sentinel’s Daniel Bice, Brian Deschane’s father is “Jerry Deschane, executive vice president and longtime lobbyist for the Madison-based Wisconsin Builders Association, which bet big on Walker during last year’s governor’s race.” Haha, now that’s the kind of contribution that really pays off! Read more on Scott Walker Pays $81.5K Gov’t Salary to Drunk-Driving Loser Son of Crony…

Still don’t believe it’s a full-on war against workers? It is: “Gov. Paul LePage has ordered the removal of a 36-foot mural depicting Maine’s labor history from the lobby of the Department of Labor. Worker advocates described the move as a ‘mean-spirited’ provocation amid the administration’s high-tension standoff with unions.” LePage is the new GOP/Tea Party governor who squeaked into office with 38% of the vote. And, like Scott Walker and another dozen Kochsuckers waging class war against American Workers from the statehouses, LePage is trying to break up what’s left of the unions and push everybody down to poverty just like his corporate backers want. No rights for workers, and to hell with anyone who complains — unless by “anyone” you mean “a billionaire industrialist who writes nice fat checks, for liberty libertarians.” Read more on Maine’s New Teabagger Governor Axes Labor Mural From Dept. of Labor…

A Wisconsin judge has temporarily blocked Scott Walker’s anti-workers bill from taking effect, saying the Wisconsin legislators’ passage of the law was likely illegal as it violated the state’s Open Meetings law. In other words, Walker’s errand for the Koch Brothers seems to have failed, at least in the short term. The judge also said Walker should be hanged, by firemen. Haha just kidding! She didn’t say exactly that. Read more on Koch-Blocked: Judge Blocks Wisconsin Anti-Workers Bill…

We won’t know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin’s Scott Walker is quickly shaping up to be the Republicans’ top choice to run for president in 2012. He’s got the can-do moxie of a real go-getter scrambling up the corporate ladder, and if he can illegally stomp the teachers and police and firemen of Wisconsin (until it’s all overturned in court) then maybe he can push the rest of the American Middle Class into poverty and turn the “frown” of schools and public sewer systems upside down into a new libertarian-kleptocrat utopia (for the Koch Brothers). RUN SCOTT DON’T WALKER! Read more on Union-Busting Kochsucker Scott Walker New GOP Favorite For 2012…

Wisconsin’s GOP/teabagger leadership broke the backs of the labor unions! (Until it’s all overturned in court, months or years after the Great Civil War that will hopefully reduce America to a Great Smoking Rubble Pit between Canada and Mexico.) Here’s the news bulletin: “Wisconsin lawmakers have voted to strip nearly all collective bargaining rights from the state’s public workers in one of the strongest blows to the power of unions in years.” Yes, finally! You know all those dumb poor kids who can’t learn anything anyway, in their 75-students-per-classroom public dumps that are all going to be defunded next? Well soon those kids will be working, like they should be. We don’t have manufacturing or whatever anymore, so they’ll just be “sex workers” in libertarian brothels for old Republican men who managed to cash out before the Final Stock Collapse of St. Patrick’s Day, 2011. Read more on Wisconsin Assembly Finishes State Senate’s Union Busting…

Ugh, the Wisconsin stuff is almost too dispiriting to follow. But what else can a “politics blog” do but follow the Koch Brothers’ Scott Walker/GOP thug-life show? Here’s a snippet from Mother Jones’ excellent, ceaseless coverage:
Read more on Wisconsin Republicans Ram Union-Busting Bill Through Senate, General Strike Next?…

Famous people like Howard Stern and Rahm Emanuel have “verified” Twitter accounts, meaning they get a little green checkmark next to their name on the Twitter. This serves some purpose, we suppose, for those Twitter users who require assurance that the banal “tweets” from whatever public figure are truly from that public figure (or the public figure’s publicity people or personal assistants who actually type the Twitter nonsense). But guess who was refused a Twitter Celebrity Verification? Wisconsin kochsucker Scott Walker, that’s who! Read more on Twitter Won’t ‘Verify’ Scott Walker Because He’s Just a Random Jerk…