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Deep in the recesses of CTU Los Angeles lies a lone Quiznos restaurant, where Jack Bauer decides to give an old flame what she needs. As requested, more goats. http://www.quiznos.com/tv_commercials.asp, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU

I was sad that I wouldn't see the Quizno's bitch in any more episodes, but then again it would be kind of contrived for there to be new bizarre coincidences each season where she and Jack would meet again.

SHE IS IN FACT LACKING MEAT, THAT SKINNY F*CK NEEDS TO LEARN NOT TO STOP CRAPPING CUZ SHE MIGHT BE TUBGIRL CUZ SHE CHINESE AND SHE PROBABLY HAS AN ANIME SERIES GOIGN CALLED "QUIZNOS MEAT Z" EPSIODE 1: LACKING MEAT HEWOIFHWEOFJOEWIFJOEWFJEWIFJ

5'd Remember when he shot his mammoth load down your throat and then threw you to the floor? Remember when Zack said “Screech, here’s the ‘running man’” and then did the running man dance right on your tiny nutsack, causing extreme discomfort? Remember when Zack said “Screech, lets do the limbo! Can you go under the limbo stick?” Remember when Zack pulled out a limbo stick and poked you in the nuts with it and then smacked you in your gonzo nose? Remember when Slater yanked off your Zubaz pants and Zack sodomized you with the limbo stick? Remember when you were in intense pain and then suddenly noticed a creaking sound coming from the ceiling tiles in the classroom? Remember when you thought that maybe an earthquake was occurring and that was the source of the creaking? Remember when all of a sudden Mr. Tuttle fell 12 feet from the ceiling tiles and landed on the floor? Remember r how his pants were off and his was rapidly masturbating to your cries of pain? Remember how Tuttle hit his head on a desk on the w