Breastfeeding in Public, Still Not a Thing

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the New York City law that allows women to breastfeed any place they fucking choose, a woman in a bright red dress embarrassed the shit out of her other two kids on the subway by suckling her baby on her enormous exposed breast. There were other public nursing supporters with her, but they refrained from nourishing their infants on the subway, because it’s just unnecessarily unsafe and a gross place for anyone to dine. But for twenty years now you’ve had the right to whip your milky tit out in front of the guy scratching his nuts with a broken drumstick. Huzzah! None of the regulars on the train seemed to give a fuck, because nobody except for the occasional extreme busybody ever says boo to a nursing mom. Yet, the myth of the maliciously harassed breastfeeder continues. It just seems like it could be happening. Must have more laws.