Celebrity Quotes: Stars Say The Craziest Things

"It wasn't hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] 'Where did they come up with this?'" Beyonce on fake pregnancy rumours

"There was a little misunderstanding. I said, 'Oh, I just want a little bit off'...and it went from here to here. I just burst into tears and started crying, and I felt so vulnerable. I felt really bad, she felt really bad, she started crying, I started crying, a couple of other people started crying...I ended up writing her a few emails after, the next couple days, assuring her I wasn't going to kill her." Cameron Diaz on her short haircut.

"She reached out after my dad's death. It was very sweet. We bonded on that." Cameron Diaz, on how she became friends with Gwyneth Paltrow.

"If I knew that 3D was going to be such a big deal, I would have gotten that boob job ten years ago!" Charlize Theron

"My friends just call me Wally." Goyte

"Anyone who's seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall knows about Jason Segel's full frontal. Unfortunately, the full-frontal scene got cut from the movie so, yeah, we just basically made him do full frontal all the time on-set." Alison Brie, dishing on her The Five-Year Engagement's costar's off-camera nude scenes.

"I actually think that the scrutiny of new mothers' bodies has gotten out of control. Every new mother just gets a free pass. I'm actually angered by the 'posing in a bikini six weeks after having my baby' [trend]...Who cares if our boobs are hanging low and we have a little more junk in the trunk? We created a human being, everybody. Let's celebrate!" Jenna Fischer on the intense pressure for celebrity moms to lose their baby weight.

"I think my right butt cheek is bigger than my left butt cheek. Oh and my right boob is sooo much bigger than my left boob." Kendra Wilkinson

"I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option." Khloe Kardashian discusses halting her reality show so that she can focus on her marriage to Lamar Odom.

"You should have seen me in my 20s...I was the poster definition of an angry young man with a persecution complex." Mark Ruffalo

"I jumped in my Range Rover, put the car seat in, put my iPod on and drove to school. And then I realised I'd left Brooklyn in the kitchen! I was driving along, talking away, and all of a sudden, I looked down at the seat, and I was like: 'Shit! Shit! I've forgot something.' Harper was in the car, I was in the car, and we were on the way to school – but we did not have the child who needed to go to school. I got down the road, and literally had to turn and drive straight back." Victoria Beckham

"'Buy yourself a pair of titties.' I heard somebody tell me this once and I was like, 'You know what? You're absolutely right. Thank you for that.' And it just hit me, like, 'Why not? But yourself a pair of titties'...[if] an old man was having a midlife crisis and can buy a Porsche and date a 17-year-old, I can buy myself a pair and be the sexiest soccer mom you've ever seen." Zoe Saldana

"I've outlawed shots. I've become one of the Real Housewives. I just drink white wine!" Jason Segel

"I want to study marriage. I want to learn about it. I want to know it. I want to figure out whether or not I want to do it. I'm not just going to leap into it, because that's not good for anybody." Adam Levine

"I wanted to be so thin. That was my main thing. So I started not taking care of myself -- not eating properly, not eating at all, diet pills, regurgitating, and all of these things that girls do. People don't understand that being the hottest star or making the most money does not mean anything," she explains. "I'm here to tell you I was making so much money -- I was omnipresent -- and I was the unhappiest teenager probably in the world." Brandy

"I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened. She's so goddamn funny and so good. She is a legit comedy powerhouse. But I'm not going to question it too much. I don't know what it is, man. I guess chicks dig love handles or something." Chris Pratt on wife Anna Faris.

"I couldn't connect with my son the way that I had with my daughter and I couldn't understand why. I couldn't connect to anyone. I felt like a zombie. I felt very detached. I just didn't know what was wrong with me. I couldn't figure it out. It never occurred to me. My husband [Chris Martin] actually said, 'Something's wrong. I think you have postnatal depression.' I was mortified. 'No I don't!' And then I started researching what it was and the symptoms and I was like, 'Oh, yes I do.'" Gwyneth Paltrow

"I think that my animals give me a sense of like relief, like they make me feel like none of that other bulls**t matters. When you look into their eyes, and they look back at you, and they don't want anything, they just want love. Whether I'm successful or not successful, whether I'm fat or thin, if I'm nice or if I'm not nice, they still love me." Jennie Garth enjoys being around her farm animals in the wake of her split from husband of 11 years, Peter Facinelli.

"I told my mom the other day I was getting this award . . . and I was excited and feeling proud and thought she was going to be proud, and then there was this pause on the other end of the line. She said, 'Jennifer, do these people know you haven't worked in the last year?...Can they take this back? Because every time I talk to you, you are breastfeeding, you are running car pool, you are on the library committee -- you are not acting!'" Jennifer Garner, on her mother's reaction to her winning the Female Star of the Year award at CinemaCon.

"The best accessories – Sean Penn on one hand and Brad Pitt on the other." Jessica Chastain remembers walking the Cannes red carpet with her Tree of Life costars.

"In junior high, the boy I thought was a dreamboat told me the coolest thing about me was that it looked like I could fit a Popsicle stick between my two front teeth. Swoon." Julia Roberts

"There's a song about that girl that said she was gonna have my baby, Mariah Yeater. There are songs about things I'm going through. I wrote songs about different situations." Justin Bieber on his new album.

"I'm totally up for reunion tours." Michelle Williams is game for a Dawson's Creek reunion.

"I was like, 'Oh, he's so cute, it's the Calvin Klein model!' Then I was like, 'I have to kiss him?' I was so nervous and uncomfortable. I had the biggest crush on him." Mila Kunis remembers her first onscreen kiss, which was with Ashton Kutcher.

"I’ve been letting them grow in for years." Olivia Wilde says she never tweezes her brows.

"I feel very sorry for her. I think she needs a lot of help. She needs a lot of time away." Rosie O'Donnell on Lindsay Lohan.

"I'm not a legal expert. I'm saying that, to a drug addict, the legal aspect is irrelevant. If you need to get drugs, you will. The criminal and legal status, I think, sends the wrong message. Being arrested isn't a lesson, it's just an administrative blip." Russell Brand says he thinks that drugs should be legalized.

"I'll tell you what's offensive: these shows that are on television, on ABC during primetime. Twenty-five women in JC Penney prom dresses, fully grown, going, 'He took us to a castle!' No he didn't. Producers procured a castle! And there's 25 of you -- that's how special you aren't...I think, 'Wow, some young girl is watching this, and there should be a warning saying, 'This is not acceptable behavior.'" Sarah Silverman on The Bachelor.

"It was everything you dreamed of. She was such a lovely person. I pinched myself every day, especially after doing love scenes with Nicole Kidman. Nicole is so gorgeous." Zac Efron on Nicole Kidman.

"I had to quit ballet because it felt like a part of me was dying inside. It takes a lot of courage to face up to things you can't do because we feed ourselves so much denial. In dance, you use every part of your body except your voice. I wanted to start acting because I wanted to use my voice." Zoe Saldana

"Usually, it's guys on my list, but Gisele is just so perfect in every way." – Brooklyn Decker, on naming Gisele Bundchen on her list of crushes.

“I would never have guessed that I would end up dating any of the guys I’ve dated—never! There’s no through-line between them. But I love love, and love comes from many different places. When I was going through a bit of a heartbreak a little while ago, I said to a friend, ‘Wow, this really hurts!’ And he said to me, ‘That just shows you what your capacity for loving is.’ I would rather have my heart broken a thousand times than never to love at all. I have so much love to give—I’m not empty of love, I’m full of love.” Cameron Diaz

"I had what I think was a really good idea for the Muppet re-launch and I didn't have an organic idea ready for the sequel, so I thought [I should] leave it to someone who does." Jason Segel news, on why he's not writing the Muppets sequel.

"The girl behind the counter asked if I had ever seen a television show called The Office." – Jenna Fischer, on her last run-in with a fan.

If you wear glasses, take them off. Dunk them in a puddle, shake ‘n’ bake them with some grit from the shoulder of the road, scrape away what you can with your glove, and then put them back on. That’s the view too many people believe is good enough to have through the windshield of their car.