Japanese Ninja No.1! I sneak into the girls' locker room.
Japanese Ninja No.1! Hiding under the leaves, I'm getting a nosebleed.
Japanese Ninja No.1! Your uniform will get wet from my water ninjutsu.
Japanese Ninja No.1! Aiming at your underwear,
I throw my fuma-shuriken.

Monday Geisha, Tuesday Geisha,
There are many Japanese days of the week.
Wednesday Geisha, Friday Geisha,
Ninja is No.1!
Daifuku Geisha, Manju Geisha,
There are all kinds of Japanese sweets.
Odango Geisha, Fujiyama Geisha,
Geisha is No.1!
When I go to a conveyor-belt sushi restaurant, I eat fatty tuna sushi, grilled flounder sushi,
squid sushi, octopus sushi, and eel sushi, all for just 1500 yen. Ah...

Japanese Ninja No.1! I'm so aroused that I can't hold my breath.
Japanese Ninja No.1! I'll bind the girls by their shadow.
Japanese Ninja No.1! As your swimsuits become see-through, moan from my lightning ninjutsu.
Japanese Ninja No.1! I want to be your dog,
so please trample on my face.
Japanese Geisha No.1! Working my ninja slaves hard, I'll take over the world.
Japanese Geisha No.1! Can't you hear my words?
Japanese Geisha No.1! The entire universe exists for me.
Japanese Geisha No.1! To summarize it in one line,
"Japanese Geisha is No.1!!"