A Top's Eye VIew.
I hope this will be fun, funny, complicated, opinionated and occasionally irritating. Say what you will. Agree, disagree, complain, rant, rave. It's fine. If I say something that offends you, go somewhere else. If you agree with me or any of my musings, please share this with your lifestyle compatriots.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Oh, the things you find on Amazon...

First off, this isn't April 1 so the idea of joke items for sale on Amazon doesn't seem plausible (and is against their policy), but a 55-gallon drum of water-based lube is nothing short of (in the worlds of the late, great John Wayne) re-goddam-diculous. What is this used for? It's not veterinary or medical because it's called "PASSION." So one can only assume two possible buyers for this $1,500 product (you save: $1,255!): a major porn title producer (Anal Rapist 17, anyone?) or a large brothel. Either way, ewww!

What's funnier than the product listing itself are the absolutely pee-worthy customer reviews and comments which absolutely, positively must be read! (Click here to go to Amazon to read.)

There's also the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed..." section, which includes the following curious, hilarious products:

About Me

Motto: Conversio Virium (latin for "exchange of forces")
I am a MDHL (Male Dominant Het Leather) and am a proud member of the Monarchs. I am a Master and daddy to Lizzie.
I believe discipline, caring attention, focused instruction and mastery of myself and my sub are the first steps in a meaningful D/s relationship. I'm enjoy bondage, impact play, spanking, erotic humiliation, humiliation & debasing, and scenes mixing sex and delivery of pain. I feel true protocol comes from respect, trust, communication and understanding.
Because of my work and family I live the lifestyle 24/7 as best I can and am happy to have the balance I have.
I enjoy not just finding play partners but meeting new people, making new friends and appreciating the connections that come from that. The serendipity I discover in meeting great people in the scene has been a pleasant surprise.