Posted - 2011.07.18 08:29:00 -
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On behalf of .P0NY I would like to officially and graciously thank The Last Chancers for their considerate gifts. Despite my assurances that I still loved and cared about all of you, regardless of your mean comments in local, you all still were generous enough to provide us with two of your Orcas, one of your Broadswords, two of your Basilisks, and half a billion isk worth of T2 ammunition. In fact, we were so overwhelmed by the amount of ammunition you gave us that we tried to return some of it to you. Sorry you all seemed to be a bit grumpy at the time. Don't worry though, we still know how much you love us ponies.

Such a kind gift and offer of friendship will not be forgotten or overlooked. .P0NY and TLC are now really and truly BFF's! We love and tolerate each and every single one of you and want to thank the charming gentlecolts who so generously allowed us access to these gifts! Digital Protector/Cloud/Wings, Baggors, Baggette, xtesic, and CDR Bombardment, you were all there watching over us inside your POS while we picked up our gifts, thank you for your vigilance!

In fact, you all are so lovely and nice I think you may have named your alliance incorrectly. I think TLC should stand for Tender Loving Care, it would suit you all much so much better!

a quiet scene.... the family dinner table.... mother has just laid out the evening meal, father appreciatively pours a glass of wine, the children a moment quiet while they savour the banquet in their eyes....

as they serve themselves from rich feast, beef, vegetables and lashings of creamy mashed potato, the elder son, pride of the family for his athletic triumphs on the field calmly asks "Father, what was all that Pony *******s I found tagged under your name on the old internet archive capsule, was there no such thing as shame or decency when you were 24?"

Posted - 2011.07.19 01:49:00 -
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ps: just encase anyone needs an illustration of how they are feeling, similar battle reports show their buddies self destructing a chimera and an archon - lol learn to pvp.

If there are any members of Tender Loving Care that have received their cutie marks and would like to officially acknowledge .P0NY's declaration of friendship we would love to hear from them, rather than their redundantly named alts.

I've thoroughly enjoyed our conversations in game as well Scotty, you're such a cute little fellow. I could just snuggle you all up.

Posted - 2011.07.19 18:19:00 -
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Isn't it amazing how a little research can make a little kid cry? Firstly, ever heard of a forum troll? Secondly, do you lack the ability to acknowledge you lost your carrier to them? ps. 2 orcas and all the other stuff doesn't come near what i just found =) (Research, Research, Research)

Did TLC ever have these? Or did you forget to evacuate them in the WH you lost a couple weeks back? Maybe recovering the above items are what this failed invasion is all about? Lets see the chain of events`

1) TLC gets ejected from a wormhole2) Spend 3 weeks to gather ISK 3) Hire a few merc corps to do your work for you 4) Visit the Bondage Patrol WH, get a couple blob kills with merc help and remove a few empty POS, and explain how you're kicking BP out.5) TLC has a change of heart and graciously gives your ammo and a few bonus ships to .P0NY (Thank you!)6) TLC retreats from the WH :(7) Use an alt to boost your ego with kinda uninteresting killmail posts

Nope, guessing you never had em to begin with tbh. Thank you for paying to replace RahkFs ship though, and I think Sobre was trying to give you back your Broadsword. Please check contracts when you get a chance.

Posted - 2011.07.21 02:57:00 -
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Your obsession in insuring that I myself am a TLC member is defiantly what I find the most funny and pathetic. A mention of it would be understandable, but multiple references make your alliance seem scared in regards to these TLC people. I can assure you I am not a TLC member, nor am I related in any fashion. Sometimes when EVE is quiet, I peruse the forums (since station spinning is no longer an option). On every post I look at, especially gloating posts, I look at the background behind the story. This is the first post where I have seen an alliance that will not acknowledge the fact that they clearly lost more isk than they had gained. Not to mention under degrading incidents where carriers were self destructed (assuming that there is no kill-mail to be posted).

Also Insisting on explaining your interpretation on how the series of events "went down" is one of the most interesting things I have seen in this entire post. I personally have no idea how any of the build up happened, so you are honestly preaching to the wrong person. The anger behind your summary actually screams, "They didn't use lube!" I came across the Shadow tower kill-mail(http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9895899) along with this carrier kill(http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9885664), but I did not think anything of it due to the month long period of no engagements. At least he didn't self destruct. Yes this is a very fail fit(something to troll at a later date), but with all of that on the carrier, the arbitrator shouldn't be above a hurricane in damage. This tells me that the hurricane warped in late allotting the carrier pilot enough time to self destruct. All of the garbage in between the sieges that I am aware of is obviously your opinion. For this to be an intelligent discussion on why and how you were sieged would require a TLC member.

So Ponies, I am leaving you with some advice:

1.Calm down - There is no need for false accusations.2.Grow up - The photoshopping was cute at first, but it eventually was telling me you guys happened to be 12 years old.3.Re-think fits - Tell your buddies to change their guardian fits. It is on the verge of sickening. (http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10173918)

Posted - 2011.07.21 20:57:00 -
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I do want to congratulate bondage patrol and pony for becoming our permanent punching bag. Kill a couple carriers and they go on about it for weeks. I hope they don't crack and rage quit the game I need to fill up my killboard with more of their ships.

Originally by:Digital ProtectorI do want to congratulate bondage patrol and pony for becoming our permanent punching bag. Kill a couple carriers and they go on about it for weeks. I hope they don't crack and rage quit the game I need to fill up my killboard with more of their ships.

Posted - 2011.07.24 14:18:00 -
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I demand this be moved to Warfare and Tactics. This thread has more reason to be there than C&P. Also, I would have never found it here due to C&P becoming lame in these past few months.

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