Here in damn England they keep going on about this damn drink driving thing, but the damn satisitics say that one in ten accidents are caused through drink driving.. Damn that means that 9 out of 10 are caused by them damn sober drivers, so surely if the damn sober drivers stay of the damn road then the damn drunk drivers can get home a lot damn safer and damn quicker.

gypsy

07-14-2007, 08:27 PM

Thats too damn funny and at the same time scary

wizardwriter

07-14-2007, 08:29 PM

I'll damn drink to that, gotta another town cop pulls me over, I ask why, and he tells me 'we're trying to keep the riff-raff out? I'm like damn, what's the fine for that, being riff-raff? Never found out, cause I told him 'fuck you' that fine was $175.00
Any time darling Gypsy, might be riff-raff, but I got hands of gold

gypsy

07-14-2007, 08:38 PM

But damn your not riff-raff to me

wizardwriter

07-14-2007, 09:03 PM

thank you kindly my precious Miss Gypsy (I'm blushing, no i'm not I'm totally damn shameless) but believe that was like the third damn time in a week i was called riff-raff- gotta be something to it I got damn figure, or just a damn good guess

g00ber

07-14-2007, 10:26 PM

damn , no one is talking. sigh

wizardwriter

07-14-2007, 10:45 PM

Ahem, here I am, come to save the damn day

g00ber

07-14-2007, 10:50 PM

damn yay

wizardwriter

07-14-2007, 10:56 PM

How did ye knows I be damned

g00ber

07-14-2007, 10:57 PM

my damn dad told me

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 12:48 AM

damn dads are like that, knowing all that be damned, including thee

freedom

07-15-2007, 03:10 AM

well damn someone has to know everything or no one would know anything

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 03:38 AM

That would be me, dammit darling didn't I tell you already (now you gotta be wondering did I mean I knew everything or nothing) well, just keep wondering, cause I damn well don't know

freedom

07-15-2007, 03:43 AM

if you don't damn well know then how can you know everything???

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 04:32 AM

that's the damn paradox my dear- at some time I knew damn near everything, but I met you and out the damn window everything else went

freedom

07-15-2007, 04:41 AM

oh now damn it...how did I make everything go out the window

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 07:05 AM

You're too damn hot freedom, you fog up my damn mind, and then the shit gets lost and crawls out of my head- a mind is a terrible thing....

freedom

07-15-2007, 07:10 AM

lol...damn do you wear glasses? Cause if you do you need to get them checked...if not...maybe you should get some...lol

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 07:30 AM

Only when I'm reading, got eyes like a damn beagle (I don't like to fly), and it's a bloodshot beagle, but I am damn crazy.

freedom

07-15-2007, 07:36 AM

well I still wonder damn it cause I ain't that pretty hot or sexy...lol...so I think you should get your eyes checked...lol

jaguar

07-15-2007, 07:40 AM

Damn it all to hell and back don't put yourself down freedom.......

freedom

07-15-2007, 07:43 AM

damn hard not to do...lol...the guys are trying to up myself esteem but they've got a long hard road ahead cause my lifes been rough and I HATE my mirror with a passion

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 07:44 AM

Jag- maybe you're not as upside down as I thought, you got good taste

jaguar

07-15-2007, 07:46 AM

Well don't look in the damn mirror then. Look inside yourself. Been there done that and have the damn souvenirs to go with it........Besides, when does that god damn mirror tell the truth anyway?

freedom

07-15-2007, 07:46 AM

I wish I could damn well see what you guys are seeing...maybe I need my eyes checked...lol

jaguar

07-15-2007, 07:54 AM

You see what time and circumstance has damn well convinced you to see. Don't believe the image you conceive of yourself but re-invent your image...... I goddamn well had to because I didn't like what I saw.

niteowluk2003

07-15-2007, 09:25 AM

Freedom, take a Damn leaf out of my damn book, I too did not like my mirror image, so i decided to change it... Damn easy to do really, I know a Damn shop that sells the Damn Funfair mirrors so i got the one that puts back the Damn image i want. LOL

But seriously though in an email you told me your eyes are your asset, and your right because your eyes are the gateway to your soul and you have beautiful eyes and therefore a beautiful soul. if only to allow that soul image to come closer to the surface you would soon see the better you, you have convinced yourself does not exist.

I promised myself to limit my Damn time up on my Damn phsyco-analytical damn soapbox to once a damn month, so i am now putting away my damn soapbox...LOl

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 02:11 PM

You've got a good heart freedom, the spirit of a wolf, the dreamiest of eyes, and I wouldn't wish to forget delicious titties- some damn folks are lucky if they have one thing to build on, you have four-
put so even the damn men can understand- I wouldn't kick her out of damn bed for eating crackers

freedom

07-15-2007, 06:34 PM

I wish the men around here were as understanding and looked past the physical aspect of things but none of them do.

If your damn ass ain't tall, slim with a cute butt and tits. I'm not the model image and that's what I've pretty much been told I have to be...it's hard to get past that.

Have no fear guys...I'm trying :) I promise

g00ber

07-15-2007, 07:17 PM

damn freedom they are all wrong again:( EVERY SINGLE PART OF YOU IS GORGEOUS (I have seen your pics remember so I am not just blowing smoke;) ) What you are seeing in your mirror is what other small minded lameass shallow fuckwitted vain pissy knickered cocksucking assfucks tell you to see. As jesus once said to mary magdelene upon first gazing at her beauty

"Damn baby you fiiiiiiiiine"

All joking aside, I know it is hard not to listen to people who constantly deride you or your looks but it their hostility derives from their own insecurity about themselves. The size zero "heroes" are rarely good people and it shows. Just because someone is slim it doesn't make them beautiful. You are and always will be my deity. I can spend all day saying this so just tell me:)

g00ber

07-15-2007, 07:17 PM

hey get back ******
damn it

freedom

07-15-2007, 07:22 PM

I am damn it!!

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 07:23 PM

I'm busy dammit

ticketyboo

07-15-2007, 07:28 PM

sad life you

g00ber

07-15-2007, 07:32 PM

who damn it?

freedom

07-15-2007, 07:40 PM

you better be helping damsels in distress and writing my damn story!

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 07:43 PM

Shit not here either, a damn from me, make it a double

freedom

07-15-2007, 07:43 PM

hi ticketyboo...damn glad to see ya joining in :)

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 09:09 PM

Hey freedom, is that a crack on TB's avatar? hahaha

freedom

07-15-2007, 09:25 PM

no damn it I was just saying hi but now that you mention it...lol

gypsy

07-15-2007, 10:08 PM

Damn damn Damn just wanted say Damn

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 10:11 PM

gypsy, you're so damn hot swearing like a sailor

gypsy

07-15-2007, 10:18 PM

Well I 'll just have to keep swearing then .winks Damn Damn Damn and Damn

freedom

07-15-2007, 10:22 PM

damn...and my friends fuss at me for cussing to much...lol.

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 10:28 PM

Shit, I've been trying to tone it down cause the first words my grandkids learned was fuck and god dammit- first is pretty much used universally, the second during sporting events- they see a baseball game and they still think it's called 'god dammit to hell'

freedom

07-15-2007, 10:35 PM

damn that's hilarious

gypsy

07-15-2007, 10:43 PM

I only swear here damn itI have small kids you know.

Oh alright that was a lie I swear when i stub my toe or burn myself when cooking Geez rolls the eyes
Oh I mean damn it

freedom

07-15-2007, 10:47 PM

that's ok...I cuss enough for both of us damn it

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 10:47 PM

I'm kinda like that cutie, I only swear when my mouth is damn open-
Actually, I can swear with my damn mouth closed
I only swear when I'm damn awake
Actually, i can swear during my damn sleep
Well, apparently all I can do is damn swear

gypsy

07-15-2007, 10:50 PM

lol that was too damn funny

freedom

07-15-2007, 10:53 PM

that is just damn funny...lol

freedom

07-15-2007, 10:54 PM

have to go to the damn store be back soon

gypsy

07-15-2007, 10:55 PM

see you later Freedom

damn

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 10:57 PM

Oh sweetheart you'll love this i have a severe authority problem and don't give a damn about being tossed in jail for a while, so I tell everyone 'fuck you'
I've been cited 4 times- got fined $5,000 for abusing an IRS Auditor- put on some DMV list- 3 contempt charges in court and fined $2,000 in another court case- been asked to leave 3 towns- and I don't know how many bars they refused to serve me and I never even been to them before

gypsy

07-15-2007, 11:03 PM

laughing Damn Wizard you are bad aren't you ( not that I mind ) damn

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 11:23 PM

I don't know what it is Gypsy I'll try to be cool, but they'll say something and first words out of my mouth is 'fuck you' sometimes the dumb bastards will ask me what i said like they're deaf- And had a judge break his gavel beating on the the bench so hard- on the other hand i've had three cops not giving me tickets because they'd eventually have to take me to jail and they didn't want me there

Played golf with the Mayor for charity, and he tells me don't worry about me being the mayor lets just play golf- I tell, 'I don't give a fuck who you are just here to play golf' he laughed his ass off and we had a great time

gypsy

07-15-2007, 11:28 PM

Well I 'm glad to you had some fun with the mayor . damn it I got to go
sighs damn

wizardwriter

07-15-2007, 11:40 PM

Um-m, (double damn sigh)

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 08:59 PM

dam dam dam dam, dam dam dam dam, damity dam wonderful dam...

wizardwriter

07-16-2007, 09:06 PM

What's with the damn w-word frozen, it ain't damn Wednesday
Wasn't that a damn song by Sha-na-na?

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 09:13 PM

Are you brain dead? It's from monyt python...

spam spam spam spam...

wizardwriter

07-16-2007, 09:24 PM

hell yeah, I'm brain dead, was living in L.A. when the flying circus first aired here get like thirty people over to watch the show in a big giant cloud of smoke- you know the type where all the doors and widows are shut? And you get more than a contact high, I think those are the ones Clinton went to, because I'd get stoned and was drinking beer-
I didn't recall them say spamity, thought it was span, wonderful spam, but a lot of my gray cells jumped ship a while back-

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 09:47 PM

BRAIN OVERBOARD!!!! Sounds like a lot of dam fun:)

wizardwriter

07-16-2007, 10:19 PM

hell, had the damn Saturday Night Live parties, same thing, but it was on so late back then after it was over the damn test pattern would come on. Those not in the back rooms or out in the damn back yard would just sit there staring at the damn test pattern-

Also used to go to the park and play King of the Tree- 5 or 6 dudes or dudettes would crawl up in thi big damn tree sit on these two big ass branches then keep smoking pot til you fell out of the damn tree (course pot was $10 an ounce, so it was a poor man's game)

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 10:24 PM

Lol, I remember parties like that. Kind of dates us doesn't it. How many people here even know what a dam test pattern IS?

freedom

07-16-2007, 10:49 PM

I do if you are referring to that damn beep and colored lines when the channels went off air...lol

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 10:51 PM

dam straight. I don't know of any stations that actually DO go off the air anymore.

freedom

07-16-2007, 10:57 PM

damn PBS still goes off

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 10:59 PM

I didn't realize that PBS was still ON the air...

Of course, I've been stuck up here in dam BFE for twenty odd years...

jaguar

07-16-2007, 11:09 PM

Nah we still occassionaly get them here in Australia too.

freedom

07-16-2007, 11:09 PM

Yeah it's still here damn it

jaguar

07-16-2007, 11:13 PM

I reckon it's the damn T.V. station's way of saying damn you if you aren't watching some other god damn mindless show on another channel lol......

freedom

07-16-2007, 11:19 PM

might very well damn be

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 11:26 PM

Is it on cable??

jaguar

07-16-2007, 11:32 PM

hahaha. You know, I damn well don't know. Never saw the test pattern on cable.

freedom

07-16-2007, 11:32 PM

damn local channel..one in every town

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 11:33 PM

Not here. Without cable here, you ain't got a dam thing.

freedom

07-16-2007, 11:40 PM

too damn bad....should be on cable too though

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 11:52 PM

LOL, I haven't had cable, and thus no tv for more than 15 dam years.

freedom

07-16-2007, 11:54 PM

damn...I'd go crazy

frozen_north

07-16-2007, 11:56 PM

*blink*
*blink*

freedom

07-16-2007, 11:58 PM

how do you not go damn crazy with no tv??

jaguar

07-17-2007, 12:01 AM

Ther are other things to do than watch the damn tv. What do you think people did before tv? *winks*

freedom

07-17-2007, 12:04 AM

oh yeah...damn me...I haven't done that in so long I forgot...lol

jaguar

07-17-2007, 12:07 AM

And why not freedom? AND I don't mean on your own *wink*

frozen_north

07-17-2007, 12:11 AM

I rent LOTS of dam movies!!

jaguar

07-17-2007, 12:19 AM

I rent LOTS of dam movies!!

Start renting dvd's. they don't have the damn test patterns at the end lol.

freedom

07-17-2007, 12:19 AM

And why not freedom? AND I don't mean on your own *wink*

No willing partners that are good people or sane...lol

jaguar

07-17-2007, 12:27 AM

Don't worry, there are really some damn good people out there. Then there are people like me who weren't good to start with......

freedom

07-17-2007, 12:31 AM

I'll live damn it...I hope

jaguar

07-17-2007, 12:34 AM

You will because you hope friend. For without hope we're all damned...(gets off soapbox)

freedom

07-17-2007, 12:37 AM

I guess your right...I damn well hope so

jaguar

07-17-2007, 12:45 AM

I would say "trust me" but no-one ever trusted any damned one who said "trust me". So I just say believe me when I say that whilst there are plenty of fish in the sea you have to make sure you don't get the ones John West ( fishing company in Oz) reject! lol.....

wizardwriter

07-17-2007, 12:48 AM

Damn, ya'll about wore out damn, cause it ain't worth a damn now

freedom

07-17-2007, 12:51 AM

can't ever have to many damns damn it

jaguar

07-17-2007, 12:55 AM

Damn right

wizardwriter

07-17-2007, 04:12 AM

Damn left,
no I mean everyone damn left

jaguar

07-17-2007, 05:25 AM

In Australia we're in a drought so we need all the damns we can get lol......

wizardwriter

07-17-2007, 05:59 AM

What, I thought you were damn upside down, what good is a damn dam gonna do, Jag- We got a bit of a drought going to, so who the hell took the damn water? Bet, it's that damn crazy little Korean dude

jaguar

07-17-2007, 06:10 AM

We are not upside down, you are on the flip side and we collect the damn water same as you do. Though you may be right, someone is stealing it.......

wizardwriter

07-17-2007, 06:20 AM

We can't be on the flip side we're damn Americans, everyone knows we're the damn center of the universe

jaguar

07-17-2007, 06:28 AM

Yeah, but you gotta worry about neighbours sneaking in over a fence. They gotta swim a long way to get to us!

wizardwriter

07-17-2007, 07:05 AM

Our president has fixed that by deciding to ask them to leave, sounds damn simple enough to me, no not the solution Jag, the damn president

jaguar

07-17-2007, 07:21 AM

hell yeah lol.......

g00ber

07-17-2007, 08:14 AM

the damn test card was invented by the damn BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) and was designed to be so damn hideous that people would switch off their damn TVs rather than look at the damn multi-coloured lines and the girl with the damn scary looking clown doll. They didn't count on damn stoners though :p

jaguar

07-17-2007, 08:17 AM

Hey g00ber, damn it how are you?

wizardwriter

07-17-2007, 01:38 PM

yeah, i used to get the biggest kick out of it, five dudes sitting around the TV zoned out, then start laughing like they heard something funny, I'd turn it down so I didn't have to hear the droning 'beep' but left it on for the monkeys-

me to damn it...don't think I'll be on tomorrow damn it but I'll be here thursday

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 04:55 AM

Had to make sure the little sweetie was gone, so i could get the last word DAMN!!

jaguar

07-18-2007, 06:40 AM

Hello to all you damn fine people lol

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 06:46 AM

A fine damn howdy-do, Jag

jaguar

07-18-2007, 06:57 AM

How's it damn well been? Got home from work an hour ago and it was no damn fun having the damn 'flu and all......

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 08:15 AM

damn flu is that the one you can't a shit, cause it's damned

jaguar

07-18-2007, 08:18 AM

Nahy 'Cause I had plenty of garlic in my spaghetti bolognaise, and I pity any damn fool who went into the work toilets afterwards lol

gypsy

07-18-2007, 08:55 AM

Just wanted to say good morning to all
damn it

jaguar

07-18-2007, 08:59 AM

Good day to you gypsy. Hope you have had a damn fine start to the day.

gypsy

07-18-2007, 09:11 AM

Good day Jaguar and thank you same to you damn it

jaguar

07-18-2007, 09:14 AM

Unfortunately fair Gypsy my day is nearly over damn it.

gypsy

07-18-2007, 09:17 AM

well then I hope you have one damn good night

jaguar

07-18-2007, 09:23 AM

Unfortunately just the god damn usual. So how do you spend your day?

gypsy

07-18-2007, 09:30 AM

right now takeing care of my kids and looking for a job , I lost a damn good one about month ago it was a damn shame

jaguar

07-18-2007, 09:34 AM

I'm damn sorry to hear that. What work do you usually do?

gypsy

07-18-2007, 09:38 AM

mostly retail , but last job I was a vender I delived produts to stores all around s.c. But there all always something better out there .

Damn it

jaguar

07-18-2007, 09:44 AM

Damn right there is. The job I have now is one of the best I ever had. I wouldn't have got it without just up and quitting the last hellhole I was at. Took me all of 3 days to get this one!

gypsy

07-18-2007, 09:48 AM

You were damn lucky I glad that you able to find one so fast damn it

jaguar

07-18-2007, 09:52 AM

Right place right time I guess. So what exactly are you damn well looking for?

gypsy

07-18-2007, 09:58 AM

some I do during the the day and be able to pick up my kids after school and worry about child care damn it

jaguar

07-18-2007, 10:01 AM

Fair enough oh fair Gypsy. Anyway must leave you for now, Hope we can continue this tomorrow. Have to get some damn sleep.....

gypsy

07-18-2007, 10:05 AM

sweet dreams

damn it

g00ber

07-18-2007, 12:29 PM

damn on my own again

gypsy

07-18-2007, 12:34 PM

no your not I had to just had leave for little awhile

damn it

g00ber

07-18-2007, 12:50 PM

now im damn happier :)

gypsy

07-18-2007, 12:53 PM

glad to hear it

damn it

g00ber

07-18-2007, 12:54 PM

What do you think of my damn poem I posted?

gypsy

07-18-2007, 12:59 PM

damn sorry I haven't read it yet

g00ber

07-18-2007, 01:00 PM

well go read it damn it:p

gypsy

07-18-2007, 01:05 PM

lol Alright damn it I will :D

g00ber

07-18-2007, 01:06 PM

damn thank you

gypsy

07-18-2007, 01:08 PM

anytime damn it

gypsy

07-18-2007, 01:17 PM

goober that was nice damn peom

g00ber

07-18-2007, 01:20 PM

thank you it was just something I threw together ;)

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 01:24 PM

whoa better be a decent poem for me to be up this damn early

gypsy

07-18-2007, 01:27 PM

It is damn it , damn good to see you Wizard

g00ber

07-18-2007, 01:28 PM

lol morning wizard there is a damn bud waiting for you at the bar

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 01:33 PM

damn i thought i was in the bar

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 01:35 PM

Sorry Gypsy, a sheer pleasure to be blessed to see you this fair morning, think my manners got stuck in my damn zipper earlier whilst i was showering

gypsy

07-18-2007, 01:40 PM

Ouch be more damn careful and come the bar damn it

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 01:42 PM

On my sweetheart-
Oh yeah, damn

frozen_north

07-18-2007, 08:41 PM

dam, why do I always miss gypsy?

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 08:49 PM

little cutie gets up early, frozen, and gives me a reason to start my day a tad earlier

frozen_north

07-18-2007, 09:01 PM

Sigh, I wish I could do that. :)

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 09:04 PM

And I'm damn glad I can

frozen_north

07-18-2007, 09:17 PM

dam lucky bastard:)

wizardwriter

07-18-2007, 09:19 PM

double damn that

freedom

07-18-2007, 10:15 PM

damn I can't stay long guys but I wanted to say hi :)

gypsy

07-18-2007, 10:17 PM

well like you Freedom I can't long either damn

freedom

07-18-2007, 10:23 PM

damn sucks...but oh well...a real life bar is calling my name...lol

gypsy

07-18-2007, 10:28 PM

Have damn good night Freedom

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 12:35 AM

Damn, I missed the ladies again, this must be my belated Fri. the 13th, cause I've had a run of damn bad luck today-

frozen_north

07-19-2007, 03:01 AM

Dam, me too.

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 03:14 AM

Been telling everyone about the damn bar, but must not have a trusting face damnit

frozen_north

07-19-2007, 03:19 AM

Don't worry about it. People will find there way here. As it is this place has taken off better than my WIDLEST expectations. I started this bar at the same time as the one on SSP. That one is more or less dead.

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 03:28 AM

Come on Frozen, you really want to be talking to me or some ladies?
Or I could tell you my troubles barkeep, starting with an empty glass

frozen_north

07-19-2007, 03:32 AM

You can tell me about an empty glass in the dam bar:)
Sadly, there don't appear to be any ladies present (unless DM drops in), So I guess you'll have to do. Dam poor substitute if you ask me...

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 03:48 AM

You know we really need a real damn sign on the door, this shit of bar in big letters with a little arrow is getting damn old-
*walk out mumbling* I'm damn tired of falling for it all the damn time

frozen_north

07-19-2007, 05:07 AM

The first dam thing to go is your memory.
Dam it, anybody remember what the second thing was?

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 05:16 AM

Eyesight, but who gives a damn about reading as long as you still got your damn pecker working- plus why read if you're just gonna damn forget it

jaguar

07-19-2007, 06:33 AM

Plus you don't want to go blind or people will think you've been doing something else too damn much......lol

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 06:42 AM

Shit Jag, might be why I need the damn glasses, fuck it, ain't about to make me stop, it's mine dammit I'll wash it as fast as I want

jaguar

07-19-2007, 06:49 AM

Fair enough. But what do we do about the damn lack of clientele at the damn bar?

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 07:37 AM

damned if I know

jaguar

07-19-2007, 07:43 AM

Maybe we should put up a sign "free drinks if you pour your own" Or aren't people into the virtual stuff anymore?

wizardwriter

07-19-2007, 08:12 AM

hell, I don't know, I'd even put up a sign I'll quit hitting on the dudettes if they come in, it's a damn lie, but I'll hang the sign up anyway

g00ber

07-19-2007, 08:44 AM

We could always put a skirt on Jaguar but that would just damn confuse hamish again.