Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple Bones

A threesome in Britain came to a premature end when a woman fell from a balcony while she climaxed and another lady tumbled down a set of stairs, reports the Sun.

The newspaper reports there had been some sort of "positional quarrel," which is clearly the X-rated version of "wardrobe malfunction" in that it's a phrase we've never heard, but most definitely need to immediately add to our lexicon.

Victim number one broke bones in her feet and legs after she fell 10 feet off a balcony during an orgasm (we'd like to think she landed in some bushes so we could say she went from horny to thorny). The other woman -- who was naked -- flew down the stairs to help, but slipped and broke bones in her arm and neck, turning this erotic encounter into a glorified Benny Hill sketch.

The man who had been enjoying the steamy passion with both women remained uninjured, forced to put his real-life Penthouse Forum moment on hold while he explained to EMTs exactly what happened while making due with the memory of everything that happened before the accident.

Police say "the man in the threesome told them that 'during the lovemaking, there was a positional quarrel,'" that ended when one woman leaned against the balcony before taking a spill. Ah, there's that phrase again.

No one has been identified so as to avoid any further embarrassment. No charges have been filed, either.

And, sadly, the man's letter to Penthouse will have to wait until the two women are back on their feet and ready to be back on their, well, backs.