In a decade or two, we might be hearing this conversation:
You know, fat oysters like that one you’re eating used to be hunted in the wild, like the buffalo.
Really?
Like cowboys, Chesapeake watermen rode out on low-rise boats, even in the worst weather in the middle of winter, and scraped oysters from the bottom of Chesapeake Bay.

It’s downright terrifying how much control we give away on Election Day.
Scarier still is how few of us bother with these decisions.
What we’re really doing when we go out to vote is hiring people for a job with vast responsibility over our public and private lives.