In response to the 'Is there a God Thread?'
Id like to ask all you intelligent people if there is 'Satan'
Now mind, I am NOT a satanist . I'm just sayin.
This could also feature 'Dark Magic' and the likes...
Discuss.

He's the guy who fights jesus...his son turned kenny into a duck-billed platypus...a few years later, he started dating saddam hussein

crazzz2007

01-16-2010, 04:01 AM

And what exactly do you mean by "satan?"

have you heard of google image search?

http://blogs.poz.com/paul/upload/satan.jpg

SoulDischarge

01-16-2010, 04:06 AM

One does not speak about the Dark Arts on a public forum.

brittany

01-16-2010, 04:34 AM

My only thought/opinion on this subject is that if you believe in satan you automatically have to believe in god. It'd be weird to believe in satan but not god, am i right?? I dont believe in a god so therefore it wouldn't make sense for me to believe in a devil, imo.

Monklish

01-16-2010, 04:44 AM

If there's no Satan I'd like to know who the fuck is responsible for me, incidentally.

Shhh, do you hear that pathetic sound of whimpering and then a scratching noise? Yeah, that's me at doorway #34 right now trying to find my own higher power...

Miroir Noir

08-14-2013, 01:55 PM

"Raves & XTC"

It's true. "Dear God" makes a compelling argument.

miscorrections

08-14-2013, 02:02 PM

So I should be concerned about my Bikram Werewolf classes?

roboto

08-14-2013, 02:18 PM

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TheVelvetSmudge

08-14-2013, 04:34 PM

There is no God or Satan outside of our perceived reality. The "forces of good and evil" exist, and have been characterized in the same Freedom Fighter/ Terrorist fashion people typically use. When you look at it that way, God and Satan are a part of each of us. Some people can control it, and most people can't, as they're too lazy, or just don't care. I'm pretty sure this is also how the authors of the Christian Bible felt, though they knew that most people could more readily identify with these characterizations. Is there a Satan/ compelling evil force? Yes. If you haven't had any brushes with extreme good or evil, then you're probably a very fortunate person. Mostly only bad/ weak people can be used by these evil forces. Evil cannot be used by Evil, as Good cannot be used by Good. Usery is a respect to Evil, and a disrespect to Good. There is pride in true good/ evil that badness/ laziness can never achieve.

Was your question more asking about the existence of demons, or the philosophy of Satan/ evil? Magic can be real, but once again, you can only curse the weak.

TomAz

08-14-2013, 05:55 PM

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VigoTheCarpathian

08-14-2013, 06:40 PM

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

gaypalmsprings

08-14-2013, 06:53 PM

If he does exists, people make cakes for him (or her):

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xf1112Ag1qf9wnso1_500.jpg

TheVelvetSmudge

08-14-2013, 11:14 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mik1c8yPLTc

gaypalmsprings

08-16-2013, 07:17 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60NZt5KyptU

birdiearch

08-16-2013, 03:18 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/960155_705015892858394_1549084023_n.jpg
I almost died

And that cake is superb, GPS.

TheVelvetSmudge

08-16-2013, 04:12 PM

Lol Burning Man. My cat is thirty-nine times more Satanic than any of those things mentioned, though LSD does make me see demons. *shrugs*