Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Wait'll they move westward for the eelpout festival @ Walker, Minnesnowta ... as disgustin' as those fish are, they've prolly got the good sense to throw the cars back ... unlike the fisherpersons, who actually keep any "lawyers"* they catch ...

*Affectionate Minnesnowta name for that handsome example of piscatorialness ...