MARIOS INTERNATIONAL SPA
Get pampered at Mario’s International Spa: a full day of self-indulgence, at half the usual rate. Pay just $100 for a Spa Getaway package including relaxation in the whirlpool and time in the sauna or steam room. After having the time to unwind, you’ll enjoy a 30-minute facial and a 30-minute massage from the professional staff. Afterward, treat yourself to Champagne Lunch (at Mario’s Aurora location, you’ll enjoy your meal at Cabin Restaurant and Courtyard).
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LEGENDS SPORTS BAR
For $10, you’ll get $20 to spend on food and non-alcoholic drinks at Legends Sports Bar in Cleveland next to Progressive Field.
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RICK SPRINGFIELD
See Rick Springfield in concert at the Akron Civic Theatre on September 4th at 6:30 pm. Choose between the following options:
• For $13, you get one ticket for a rear-balcony seat (a $27 value).
• For $18, you get one ticket for a balcony seat (a $37 value).
(use Akron for city).
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OPUS HOTEL
Get discounted at the Opus Hotel in Vancouver.
•For $184 CAN, you get a one-night stay in a Superior guest room.
•Or, for $292 CAN, you get a one-night stay in an Executive suite.
Included in all options:
•Breakfast for two
•High-speed, in-room Internet access
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SOFT N SASSY
For $12, you get $25 worth of knitting and crocheting supplies and accessories at Soft ‘N Sassy in Broadview Heights.
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BARRI LEE/MICHELLE CLEANERS
Get the wrinkles out with this deal from Barri-Lee/Michelle Cleaners, valid at eight locations. Choose between the following options:
• For $10, you get $25 worth of dry-cleaning services.
• For $20, you get $40 worth of dry-cleaning services.
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CLEVELAND LASER SPA
Get that shag off your legs at the Cleveland Laser Spa in Strongsville. Choose from the following three options:
•For $99, you get four laser hair-removal treatments for one small body area (up to a $1,172 value).
•For $299, you get four laser hair-removal treatments for one medium body area (up to a $2,064 value).
•For $499, you get four laser hair-removal treatments for one large body area (up to a $2,800 value).
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DEF LEPPARD/HEART
Hear Def Leppard, with special guest Heart, at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls on Wednesday, August 24, at 7:30 p.m. Doors open at 5:30 p.m. Choose between the following options:
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MATTRESS MATTERS
For $50, you get $200 toward a premium mattress set at Mattress Matters. This Groupon is valid at Mattress Matters’ 13 area locations, and any purchase greater than $599 includes free mattress removal, installation, and delivery.
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RESTAURANT.COM
Get 80% off already discounted restaurant gift certificates! Get $25 gift certificates for $2 (normally $10)! Get them now before they sell out!
Use promo code “SAVE” at checkout.
Offer ends 7/31/11.

Over 18,000 restaurants to choose from all across the country! Get them where you are travelling to this summer. No expirations date on the certificates!

WORLD MARKET
Spend $10 and get a movie ticket. Offer ends 7/26/11 at 11:59 p.m. PT, or when supplies are exhausted, whichever occurs first. Open only to legal residents of the 50 U.S. & D.C., 18 or older. Void where prohibited. Only original receipts, dated 7/25/11 and 7/26/11 will be eligible. Limit one (1) ticket per household, per email address. Subject to complete terms, available at http://www.activaterewards.com/worldmarket.

Also, be sure to sign up for their rewards program. They sent me a $10 off a $10 purchase or more coupon on the month of my birthday!

STRONGSVILLE ACADEMY OF MUSIC
At Avon School of Music or Strongville Academy of Music, you’ll enjoy two hour-long Quick Start guitar lessons for the price of one. Pay $27 (regularly $54), and Avon will also knock 10% off the price of your third lesson.
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JESSY KS SALON
These fine looking deals can be found at Jessy K’s Salon and Spa in Hinckley. Choose between the following options:
• For $40, you get a Shellac manicure (a $35 value) and spa pedicure (a $45 value; an $80 total value).
• For $50, you get an express facial (a $45 value) and one-hour Swedish massage (a $55 value; a $100 total value).
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CLEVELAND CAVALIERS BASKETBALL CAMP
For $120, you get enrollment in the 2011 Cleveland Cavaliers Summer Basketball Camp with the National Basketball Academy (a $245 value), held from 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. August 1–5 at the Norwalk Parks and Recreation Center in Norwalk.
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WARREN HENRY MUSIC
Get this rocking deal at Warren Henry Music in Chagrin Falls. Choose between the following options:
• For $10, you get $20 toward instrument repairs.
• For $12, you get one music lesson (a $25 value)
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SHERATON FURNITURE
Get either furniture or flooring deals at Sheraton Furniture in Willoughby. Choose between the following options:
•For $50, you get $200 toward furniture.
•For $50, you get $150 toward flooring.
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DUNN HARDWARE
Look for a $2 off anything coupon in the Sun News. Located in Richmond Heights.

GIANT EAGLE
Ruggles ice cream – $1.84 after .75 coupon
Kelloggs/General Mills/Post cereal – selected varieties – buy 4 for $10 or 4 for $12 get 20 cents in Fuelperks – remember you’re allowed up to 30 discounted gallons when redeeming your Fuelperks. Use coupons that are at http://www.couponnetwork.com, kelloggs.com, and http://www.coupons.com – some .75 that double on this deal to $1.50 off. I always print out those coupons figuring one of these deals will pop up.
Luigi’s Italian Ice – $1.50 after .50 coupon
Minute maid Frozen Novelties – $1.50 after .50 coupon
Viva Paper Towels Single Roll – get a Catalina (register on your next shopping trip coupon) for $2.50 when you buy 4 and use .85 coupon on each = 18 cents each

KMART SUPERCENTER
Unlimited double coupons up to 99 cents at participating stores with your Shop Your Way Rewards loyalty card. So a 99 cents coupon will double to $1.98 off and a 75 cents coupon will double to $1.50 off. Ends Saturday, July 30, 2011.

EASYTRIP
Get a free any size coffee or fountain drink coupon in Wednesday’s Plain Dealer.

VALUWORLD
Look for 50% off your entire purchase coupon in the recent Scene magazine. The store sells clothing, housewares, and home decor. Located at 10694 Lorain Ave in Cleveland, 6858 Pearl Rd in Middleburg Heights and 4639 Northfield Road in North Randall.

CLEVELAND INDIANS
Visit a BP station and purchase 10 gallons or more of any grade of BP gasoline and request a Fill-Up Card. Scratch it and enter the code online. Collect 5 Fill-up Cards to receive a password good for 2 tickets to see the Cleveland Indians play.

GIFTCARDS
Personalize gift cards, buy discounted gift cards, and also buy gift cards that you don’t plan to use.
As long as the balance on your gift card is between $25.00 and $300.00 (without a pending expiration) they’ll buy it. GiftCards.com will pay you a percentage of the card balance, based on the Preferred Merchants List, no questions asked. They only accept gift cards and not paper certificates or e-mail codes. Limit $500.00 per customer household every 6 months.

Those two crazy cats Sponge Bob and Patrick let us take a peak into their lives…

SPONGE BOB
There are times I flip through channels not being to find anything good to watch. I usually settle on the news or some reality show when that happens. Recently, the Sponge Bob Square Pants cartoon caught my attention. I’ve heard of the show and never paid it much attention. After watching one episode it turned into two and then more. I’m hooked. I know it’s a children’s show and adults should find everything in it distasteful and boorish. But the comedy! The acting! The voices!

I loved the way Sponge Bob and Patrick are two peas in a pod finding amusement in each other. True free spirits as ignorant as a pack of Marlboros. Patrick sounds like he has an IQ of 1 and he is all the better for it. For him to have sense and smarts would make the show as boring as the sales ads in the back of a magazine.

Gary the snail has a mesmerizing voice. It sounds like a depressed mumbling cat. I want to hear more speaking parts for it every show. I’d blindly follow him like the Pied Piper or some slanted political party with its swooning voice.

The Plankton and his incessant search for the Crabby Pattys recipe adds much drama and excitement. Why sea creatures even go to a restaurant in the water is beyond me as they have free vittles swimming by every day.

Squidward, the unhappy octopus that is a cashier selling Crabby Pattys, is one dude that I don’t want to be. In a dead-end job he find no delight in anything. He’s so miserable I really think he needs to see a psychologist and get on some medication. He needs to get dating too to get his mind of off his issues. Maybe that one female smurf will go for his type.

The show also makes me want to do weird stuff too. After watching it I want to mimic half of what they are doing. How a cartoon show gets a hold of me I don’t know. It’s like I’m stuck in its orbit and I need someone to slap me upside the head to realize how it’s gotten a hold of me. But right now I don’t have time to worry about that as I need to bleat the oddest sounds I can make in a contest with anyone that will take me up on it. Good thing I have a lot of friends that are just like Patrick.

SOUTHWEST
Check out the latest fares on Southwest. Some $59 one way deals.

Purchase by August 1, 2011, 11:59 pm Pacific Time.
Travel August 23 through December 14, 2011.
Blackout Dates Apply: September 1 – September 5 and November 17 – November 29, 2011
Travel valid every day except Fridays & Sundays.
Here are some Cleveland deals:
From Cleveland:
To Baltimore for as low as $59
To Birmingham for as low as $129
To Chicago for as low as $59
To Kansas City for as low as $135

GROUPON NOW!
With Groupon Now!, consumers can enter in their exact location, and see a special inventory of deals right where they are that are available right at that moment. These are short-term deals that are often valid for less than a day.

How it works: So you tap out touch.groupon.com on your phone, and enter in your location. Groupon says, “A-ha! If you cross the street, you can get a mani-pedi for $20, provided you do so within the next four hours!” And you say, “That sounds way better than my windowless cube.”

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TACO BELL
Get those beautiful slugs of joy called Burrito Supremes at Taco Bell for 99 cents until August 6, 2011. The tomatoes, the sour cream, the beef surprise mixed with bean goop with a splash of hot sauce all wrapped up in a newspaper. Delightful and filling.

OPENING
Fountain restaurant – Moreland Hills
Papa Joe’s Famous Subs and Pasta – Lyndhurst
El Camino restaurant – Aurora (where Vitos was located)
Asian Kitchen – 1531 Mentor Ave in Painesville – look for 15% off any order of $10 or more or 10% off any order of $10 or more coupon in the News-Herald. Become a Facebook friend to get a free t-shirt with a signature dish.

CLOSING
Borders – the rest of the 399 stores will close by September after they couldn’t find a buyer.

WELW
Listen at 7:18 AM on Wednesdays to WELW 1330 AM as I go over the deals of the week on the Wake Up Lake County Show. Go to http://www.WELW.com to listen to old podcasts or to listen live.

CLASS SCHEDULE
Learn how to save a ton of money at one of my classes! Learn how to save 70% and more grocery shopping and over 90% toiletry shopping. Also find out how to save money on restaurants, utility bills, cell phones, travel, gas, and tons more! To view my upcoming class schedule please go to: http://www.joethecouponguy.com/schedule/index.htm

If you’re interested in booking a class for your organization, please contact me at joe@joethecouponguy.com.

TACO BELL
Get those beautiful slugs of joy called Burrito Supremes at Taco Bell for 99 cents until August 6, 2011. The tomatoes, the sour cream, the beef surprise mixed with bean goop with a splash of hot sauce all wrapped up in a newspaper. Delightful and filling.

ESSENTIALLY YOU BATH AND BODY BOUTIQUE
$25 for $50 of All-Natural Bath & Body Products at Essentially You Bath & Body Boutique in Bedford Heights. Time to curl up with Sports Illustrated in the bathtub for me…
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MOVEMENT MATTERS
Pay $25 for five pole dancing classes at Movement Matters in Northfield. Or, sprinkle some excitement on your next night out when you pay $140 to enjoy a pole party for you and your 15 closest friends — a $410 value. I’m not sure about this one, but excercise and poles…it’s all good.
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SOTB SIGNATURE LINES
Get $120 worth of sunglasses from any of the five SOTB Signature Lines from SpecsOnTheBeach.com for only $20, including free shipping, a T-shirt, and a two-year lens warranty
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STUDIO CHIC
Need to preen at a discount? Check out these deals at the Studio Chic in Cuyahoga Falls (use Akron for city). Choose from the following options:
•For $7, you get an eyebrow, lip, or chin waxing (a $15 value).
•For $10, you get a manicure (a $20 value).
•For $15, you get a haircut (a $30+ value).
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THE ADOLPHUS
Stay in Dallas at the landmark Adolphus hotel.
•For $79, you get a one-night stay for up to two guests in a deluxe room on Friday or Saturday.
•Or, for $99, you get a one-night stay for up to two guests in a deluxe room Sunday–Thursday.
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J AND C GLASS STUDIO
Always wanted to glass-blow? Now you can do so with a deal for a glass-blowing workshop at J and C Glass Studio on the East Side. Workshops fall between September 7 and December 30. Choose between two options:
• For $62, you get The Experience workshop, a three-hour glass-blowing course (a $125 value).
• For $62, you get The Next Step Workshop, a three-hour glass-blowing course for graduates of The Experience workshop (a $93 value).
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ROCKIN ROBINS AMAZONE FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
For $12, you get two all-day laser tag passes at Rockin’ Robin’s Amazone Family Entertainment Center in Medina (a $24 value). All-day passes grant unlimited playground time and unlimited laser-tag games every day until the new school year begins; at that time, play will be limited to 4 p.m. to close on weekdays, and available all day Saturday and Sunday.
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STUDIO 11
Check out these yoga deals by Studio 11. Choose between the following options:
• For $30, you get a five-class pass card for yoga or Pilates (a $62.50 value).
• For $60, you get ten-class pass card for yoga or Pilates (a $120 value).
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YOUNG REMBRANDTS
For $15, you get four weekly children’s drawing classes at Young Rembrandts in Parma (a $36 value). Choose from classes in August, September, October, or November. Then choose from the following options:
•Preschool drawing classes for kids aged 3.5–5
•Elementary drawing classes for kids aged 6–12
•Cartoon-drawing classes for kids aged 7–13
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THOMASVILLE FURNITURE
THe Aurora store located at 7655 Market Place Drive is in final liquidation. They will be closing the store on Sunday, July 22nd at 6 PM. Additional markdowns have been made. The North Olmsted store has a 50% off sale on certain items also.

INDIAN SUMMER TANNING
At Indian Summer Tanning, you can cultivate a tan that’s as even and lush as your summer bounty. Receive three airbrush spray tan sessions for $29 (regularly $59); scale back and get one spray session for $12 (regularly $25); or for $15, you can combine your spray tan with one session of booth tanning when you buy Indian Summer’s cocktail tan (a $30 value). Extend the single tanning session to a week’s worth of sessions and one spray tan for just $20 (a $40 value).
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TNT EQUESTRIAN CENTER
At Studio Palmieri pay $48 (regularly $96) for a haircut. Located on West 6th in Cleveland.
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LEENERS
$12 for a Mozzarella-and-Ricotta-Cheese-Making Kit at Leeners in Northfield ($24.95 Value)Click here:http://tinyurl.com/4bqn6dt

LEGEND LANES
For $20, you get two hours of bowling, shoe rental, and soda for two hours for up to six people plus a 14-inch pizza at Legend Lanes in Cuyahoga Falls (up to a $65.70 total value) (use Akron for city).
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POLISHED NAIL SALON
For $15, you get $30 worth of hearty fare at Chowder House Cafe, located in Cuyahoga Falls (use Akron for city).
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MANHATTAN DELI
For $7, you get $15 worth of deli fare at Manhattan Deli and Restaurant in Willoughby Hills.

RESTAURANT.COM
Get 70% off already discounted restaurant gift certificates! Get $25 gift certificates for $3 (normally $10)! Get them now before they sell out!
Use promo code “SWEET” at checkout.
Offer ends 7/24.

Over 18,000 restaurants to choose from all across the country! Get them where you are travelling to this summer. No expirations date on the certificates!