33 Classic Novels In 140 Characters Or Less Because Who Has Time To Read

If you’re too lazy to read the book that you’re supposed to be writing a report about, here are some descriptions to help you out. They’re 140 characters or less, like your standard tweet. However, most normal people just read the back of the book if they’re not willing to read the book itself. Or hey, you could even google a summary of the book and just write your own report based on that.

But if you’re in college and you can’t even be bothered to read classic novels, why are you in school? Just quit school and become a freelance writer. Actually, don’t do that. Stay in school and read the books that are assigned to you. In general, it’ll make you smarter. And you can be that one guy at the party who can say he actually read The Grapes of Wrath.

Take a look at these some times funny, sometimes moving 140 character or less novels and let us know what you think in the comments. Do you really feel like you know the books based on these tweets?

1. The first in our list of classic novels in 140 characters or less is the famous 1984 book

2. Alice in Wonderland

3. LOL, i like this one, The Russian Revolution, but with animals

4. Atonement. Lives are ruined forever

5. Beloved, a classic novel indeed

6. Catch 22 – try not to die in WW2

7. The Catcher in the Rye – basically everyone’s a big phony

8. A Clockwork Orange – Drugs, music, violence

9. Fifty Shades of Grey – Have sex while arguing all the time

10. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – Trying to solve a mystery while falling in love