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Fri, Dec 17, 2010

Chuck

Dozens of giant pink snails have invaded Miami Beach in what appears to be the result of Cuban scientists who have been using antiquated methods to produce abnormally-sized snails and shrimp in order to feed the tiny island nation. It is believed the creatures may be running amok and have enough intelligence to find their way to the freedom of the United States. (Associated Press)