*appears in a puff of violet smoke*

Hello!

I'm Morphling. I'm a 19 year old, male, bisexual, teen baby, diaper loving, shapeshifting college student. I like long walks on the beach, strawberry ice cream, and big dogs (little ones are wimpy... and my dog thinks they're delicious). Cats are right out. I swim, run, rock climb, do magic tricks and parkour, play World of Warcraft, and make videogames. My favorite color is blue, my lucky number is 13, and I was an angel in a past life. When I was 10 years old, I was killed in a car crash and resuscitated two minutes later.

Now that you know a lot of random facts about me, introduce yourselves! I want to meet ALL of you.

Enjoy your time here and remember the rules for random shapeshifting college student angels:

- You must leave your shoes at the door.
- You must not shapeshift into a or their immediate shaved relatives (nectarines).
- You must not wear your diapers inside out!
- You must cut your hair once it reaches the upper end of your knee cap.
- You must share all your cookies with me and the winner of the weekly cookie award.
- Don't spend more than 6 minutes and 25 seconds on the phone to your angel friends while being logged into the chat room.
- Give at least three users a hug each day.

Failure to obey those random rules will result in being ...I'll think of something appropriate