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I saw a guy yesterday who had so much body jewelry, I swear he jangled as he walked. Piercings, chains, nose rings, even those big hoop thingies that stretch out your ears - he had it all. All I could think when I saw him was - ouch! And how on earth does he ever get through airport security? I don’t go in for all that, but if you do, take advantage of the body jewelry on clearance at Fresh Trends Body Jewelry. And if I ever manage to get that flat stomach, I just might celebrate with something like this dangle belly button ring, now up to 90% off.

Now bracelets, necklaces and rings - jewelry that doesn’t require putting any holes in your body - these are much more my style. Especially when they come in diamonds and two-tone gold, like this gorgeous bridal set from Zales, which is 60% off and ships for free. When you come bearing jewels and bargains, that would be enough to make me accept a proposal - even one from Pinhead.

What can a girl never have enough of (besides diamonds and shoes, I mean)? Great-fitting tees. These everyday Kenzie t-shirts have the perfect v-neck, are a nice long length and feel super-soft. They come in nine colors and are 50% off during the Summer Sale at Columbia Sportswear. Sold! Sale ends: 8/11.

I wish I was one of those girls who got invited to sit front row at Fashion Week and could order next season’s entire collection, straight off the runway. Unfortunately, the only invites I get are to Tupperware parties, and if I tried to place an order for haute couture, me and my measly credit card limit would be laughed right out of the showroom. So what does a girl do when her fashion habit far surpasses her spending limit? We wait for sales. These incredible pink satin Charlotte Olympia pumps are now 50% off at Forzieri. I can swing that. I mean, who needs to eat this month, anyway?

Of course, it’s not enough to have the very latest iPhone 6. In order to stand out from the crowd and prove yourself to be on the cutting-edge of tech trends, you have to have a unique and decorative case for your phone, too. The Lifebox Glow Hybrid iPhone 6 cases come in ten styles, from glow-in-the-dark sand-injected versions to embedded natural flowers, and they’re 77% off at Yugster. Because a naked iPhone is just so gauche. Deal expires: 7/31 (today).

An awesome posse can mean the difference between staying at home on a Friday night or going out and getting into some good-natured shenanigans with your crew. And when you hang with a bunch of celebrities? The shenanigans go…

It’s bad form to wish grievous bodily injury upon anybody (although this is the internet, so you sort of can’t wish ill upon people without it devolving into colorful language involving a woodchipper and several hungry…