As last year, anyone who likes chaos, fun and riding the edge of the rule line is welcome on my staff. This post will be edited and have material added to it as I see fit. For now, for anyone who wishes to join me in drunken revelry, satire, and all around just making the rest of FF wish they were us, here's a few basic sites you should know.

My banner maker: Use this to make an animated banner to headline your posts, be they for urgent attention, or you just like people paying attention to you.

GIF Bin: One of the more work safe sites for finding animated GIFs to accompany your posts. There are many other gif sites, and google image search with the word gif in the search line will help you just as well if not better.

Headline CreatorThis is where I make newspaper headlines, such as last years "Mr. X to Ravens: Suck It" headline. Fairly straightforward, it is also limited, and i find overuse dulls the effect. But a nice resource.

Meme generator could not be simpler to use. Find a picture, upload it, and add captions. You also have the option to use one of their premade popular ones, but not many are applicable. Great for making fun of trade offers (Buccaneer Bruce is a favorite.)

Dan's Awesome Rage Maker: The backbone of my personal contribution, this is pretty much THE rage comic creator. Originally created as "reaction comics" on subversive, depraved, yet funny site 4chan's most chaotic subforum (/b/), these took off as "Rage Comics" when self proclaimed internet front page Reddit embraced them on a subforum commonly called f7u12. These get used in my around FFMD posts, as well as my day in a Dallas Cowboys FFMD life posts.

The internet is a big place; there's far more sites than these. But these will get any novice member of my staff going._________________

iPwn wrote:

Your sig is wherever your car keys are. Sorry you won't ever see it.

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1. Assemble list of FA targets within your divisions
2. Assemble list of trade block targets within your divisions
3. Scout above list to see how they fit on Cowboys
4. Create detailed scouting reports on an as needed basis
5. Infiltrate their war rooms. Appear to be kind and friendly as so that you can establish relations.
- Use psychedelic drugs and/or mind control substances to establish lopsided trades. (IE - drop LSD into their Sammiches at lunch).
6. Once (preliminary) trade offers are made, share them with me and the GM/AGM for further exploration.

Please post status and comments in our War Room regularly. This train robbery cant commence with out the participation of all evil henchmen. Even you nameless ones that will be thrown in the meat grinder.

PS - Please always remember our motto. Kill them with kindness before you hittem with the Axe. That way they will never see it coming.

XoXoXoXo
-Villain Jailhouse Chief (AKA Two Face)

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Shockey1979 wrote:

Matts going ham in General Forum

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