And then darker and darker. Where to turn, where to hide? Whispers from behind what does it want? What sinister evil does it hide? I run faster, faster. Forwards backwards, I don’t know where I came from or where I am going. The whisper follows getting louder stronger now from all directions! Something brushed by my ankle, It’s on my leg! I Can’t take it any more!!!! ~ Ball pit attendant

Location: Wherever the wind takes me... or failing that the nearest cinema.

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On his blog, Gilbert maintains a strict "No April Fools" policy. I'd always assumed he was just doing that to gear up to the mother of all Aprils Fools jokes one year, so if this news had come a few months ago, it would have been an awesome hoax.