Bill F#@king Murray, theCHIVE Portable Cornhole Game available now!

After being sold out for two months, we also have a limited supply of theCHIVE’s custom crafted Portable Cornhole Sets right here. All these sets are hand made by our father and a master carpenter. If you’re familiar with cornhole, you know it’s one of the best springtime drinking time wasters ever.

UPDATE: It appears there was a small issue. The Bill Murray shirt was sold to some people for the first couple minutes for $0.00 – that is a huge glitch in the system, not some super-awesome gift on our end, all those transactions will be refunded. We’ll have this fixed in just a second.

We are putting the rest of the shirts up right now at the correct price right here.

UPDATE #2: Every single person who received BFM for 0.00 will be refunded and contacted by email shortly with a link to a page that will guarantee them the BFM. We’re really sorry for that inconvenience, Chivers. Again, it was a glitch and obviously not intentional in any way.

God damn-it!!!
Why does it still say “out of stock”???
All I want to do is give my wife a Bill F-ing Murray shirt for her birthday!
Get your shit together Chive!!!!!

Always Last

Last!!! Dumb has been taken to a new level by most of you jackasses.

billfan

so where's my email chive?

PendingBFMShirt

Chive, have you shipped the shirts out yet?

theblenny

"Unfortunately, some Chivers took it upon themselves to make the secret page public, so people who had not initially placed an order were able to place an order on the secret site and this depleted the allocated inventory."

" please allow us a few weeks to get more of these printed before we can dispatch your order."

Thar ya go.

Yamen

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