["Meet the Heavy" text appears][Aelita walks up to the camera and sits down in a chair]Aelita: "I am Heavy Weapons Girl...and this [summons Energy field] is my weapon. [summons an energy field in the other hand] It has unlimited ammunition generated from my bodily energy at 100 rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand qubits to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."Aelita: [Laughs]Aelita: [Checks the screen of her laptop] "Oh my God, who touched Vera? Alright...Who touched my laptop!?"Aelita: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart L.A.S.E.R."Aelita: [Holds up energy field to the camera as you hear the sound of the blast revving up][Aelita devastates the monsters with her energy blasts in the Desert Sector, near the east edge]["A World Without Danger" plays]Aelita: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"[Pause]Aelita: "Heheh, cry some more."[The ending flourish music of "A World Without Danger" plays]

I am a player of Team Fortress 2. This is the first in a series of 1-shots where I redo the Meet the Team videos in Code Lyoko style. Here, we have Aelita as the Heavy. My logic here is that she's got the most powerful ranged attack out of the Lyoko warriors, much as Heavy has the most powerful projectile attack out of the classes. A little something to keep my fans satisfied until Chapter 12 of Lyoko Warriors in Space is done.

Here's who plays who:Jeremie: Engineer (they're both techno-geeks)Aelita: Heavy (most powerful projectile attack)William: Demoman (Will's uncle was a demolitions worker, so he'd have learned some tricks from him. They're also both Scottish, & have the single most powerful melee attack out of the team -- William's sword that can absorb projectiles & convert them to blasts, Demoman has the Ullapool Caber, a stick grenade that he bludgeons people with)Ulrich: Spy (good at melee, lousy at range, has an ability that confuses the enemy--invisibility & disguising for Spy, super speed & self replication for UlrichOdd: Sniper (good at long range)Yumi: Scout (most agile, & a rather versatile melee ability--Yumi's fans can be thrown or used as knives, Scout has a variety of useful melee unlocks at his use)Sissi: Medic (she has good first aid skills, & her Lyoko form in my stories is a female version of Odd's, but with a heart replacing the Kiwi picture, stars replacing the cat & dog designs on the armor, fire manipulation (her Lyoko Avatar Identification card logo is a flaming paw print), extending claws, & trick laser arrows, 1 of which is a healing arrow. They're also both mental--Medic has a mad scientist thing going on, Sissi has an obsession with Ulrich)Emilie: Pyro (both act randomly)I know Sissi & Emilie aren't Lyoko Warriors, but I had to round it out somehow.

I already have Jim being SAXTON HALE, since they both act testosterone-poisoned. I think I'll have Antea playing Soldier, since she was a commander of Project Carthage (yes, I regard the novels as canon). X.A.N.A. would be the Administrator. Franz Hopper would be Zepheniah Mann, as he started this crap in the first place. Kiwi would be Archimedes, as they're both team pets who get into everything in comical ways.