WHAT CORBYN ACTUALLY SAID WILL SHOCK YOU!

Bullshire Online can exclusively reveal what Jeremy Corbyn actually said recently; and it’s definitely not “STUPID WOMAN” (even though she is).

In a bid to deflect attention away from the most inept fucking idiot in the entire history of British politics, the mainstream media has been banging on and on about how Jeremy Corbyn supposedly referred to Theresa May as a “Stupid Woman.

“STUPID WOMAN”

Obviously, Mrs May is a “Stupid Woman” but that’s not actually what Jeremy Corbyn said; as can be exclusively revealed by Bullshire Online.

“FUCKING INEPT”

Bullshire Online has been approached by a lip reader or something, who analysed footage of Jeremy Corbyn’s lips frame by frame; and we can exclusively reveal that he actually said,

“…Fucking inept deranged waste of space nightmare cunting idiotic buffoon who should get the fuck out of power. Plus, the fucking arse can’t dance either…”