Hello.

I don't want people getting the wrong impression about me!
Its not all about skirts, there are all sorts of other - sleek, shiny, smooth, figure hugging items (+ a few battery operated extras) that would all fit rather snugly in your suitcase. The sousaphone will probably have to stay at home I fear.

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woo hoo you got a sousa to, They're great hey. i got one last year for out door jobs.

Oh dear. Would you like a plaster for your bruises? Not sure a verbal mud wrestling match with towse is a good idea for your first few visits! Bring on the orange juice someone - our man needs refreshment for round 2. I`ll hold your coat.