how to pass a breathalyzer test?

So I had my semi-formal this past friday and eventhough I drank quite a bit before the actual semi, I knew of a few ppl that got in trouble because they were puking at the dance lol. Our head of school said that if we have a formal at the end of the year (Grade dinner and dance) there will be breathalyzers at the entrance. Do any of you guys know of a way of passing a breathalyzer test? (Don't say dont drink any alcohol....) I heard of the old pennies tale but heard its all false. Any suggestions?

If nothing works then I will just prob sneak in those smal 50 ml bottles of vodka in.

The penny thing definitely DOES NOT work. I know first hand. The cops found it in my mouth and called me a dumb@ss, and said it can actually make you blow worse than your level. Ahhhh being 17 and getting caught drinking sucks.

So I had my semi-formal this past friday and eventhough I drank quite a bit before the actual semi, I knew of a few ppl that got in trouble because they were puking at the dance lol. Our head of school said that if we have a formal at the end of the year (Grade dinner and dance) there will be breathalyzers at the entrance. Do any of you guys know of a way of passing a breathalyzer test? (Don't say dont drink any alcohol....) I heard of the old pennies tale but heard its all false. Any suggestions?

If nothing works then I will just prob sneak in those smal 50 ml bottles of vodka in.

An EMP pulse would do the trick. Good luck trying to generate one though.

it was on Mythbusters and they tried everything to try and beat it and nothing worked

lol do you really think they would show you how to beat one on a popular tv show? the fcc would kick their ass

in theory, you could lower your reading by exhaling all the the air from your lungs and taking a quick breath before blowing (quick breath gives you less time to accumulate the alc in your lungs) but you would still register something.

if you really want to take a chance, slip some listerine in your mouth, and the breathylizer will read some ridiculously high and fatal number, which will confuse the test taker. you then tell them either the breathylizer is messed or that you just took some cough syrup on the way cause your sick or something

pretty much, youll get caught so either smoke a bowl before going or sneak in the alcohol and drink it there

Ok, this is definetly not something you are probaly willing to try but my neighbor is a cop and I have been told stories. Something people do now-a-days I guess is funnel alcohol through their anus. It still gets into the bloodstream and makes you drunk but you pass the breathilyzer. Once again you probaly wont try this but just throwing that out there of a way that works