“These helmets are the most hideous thing in the history of Notre Dame, and I’m including Quasimodo.” @badbanana.

The beauty of Twitter is how easy it is to be pithy. “Notre Dame has gone from throwback uniforms to throw-up uniforms” — that one’s mine.

I just made it up five seconds ago. I didn’t tweet it. I don’t believe it. But I kinda like it.

See how easy that was.

In the Twitter world, the quote’s more important than its veracity. Make it funny, shocking, alarming, and people will re-tweet it.

Off the top of your head to the tip of your fingers. In 10 seconds you tweet and are re-tweeted. Click and trend. My twitter feed’s blowin’ up!

Twitter was launched in 2006, the same month my tiny 10-pound schnoodle Charlie was born.

Charlie is cute and fun to play with. She goes outside 8 to 10 times a day and barks, barks, barks. Gets lots of attention. Then comes inside and gets a treat. Lots of times, she’ll just go back outside for no reason, bark, and can come back inside just for a re-treat.

Maybe I’ll call her Twitter.

Twitter is not about what you believe, it’s about how clever you are in expressing an opinion. Any opinion. Especially an exaggerated one. Because Twitter thrives on initial reactions. When we’re at our most emotional and, many times, most irrational state of mind.

Tweet first. Think second.

The Shamrock Series uniforms, and the Twitter reaction to them, show us how close the Twittersphere is, at all times, to the window ledge.

And that’s not such a bad thing.

Because for entertainment, we seek the ledge. We’re emotional creatures, looking for quick jolts of emotional rush. Fear. Anger. Laughter. Joy. Sadness. It’s why we go to the movies, ride a rollercoaster, fall in love, watch a football game.

It’s why Charlie goes outside to pee.

Twitter is an emotional release. Any kind of emotion. So when you’ve generated thousands of tweets, for something as insignificant as a three-hour wardrobe change in a 125-year theatrical journey, it’s safe to say that the Shamrock Series uniforms have entertained all of the Tweeting Irish.

WE WANTEMOTION. Give me something to laugh at, scare me, or at least in the case of social media, something I can bitch about.

Because that’s entertainment.

So “Thank you @ND/adidas for the #Shamrock Series uniforms. They’re entertaining.”

Tweet that.

Ted Mandell is a faculty member in the Department of Film, Television, and Theatre. Author of the multimedia book Heart Stoppers and Hail Marys: The Greatest College Football Finishes (Since 1970), he also filmed the documentary Inside The Legends, following Lou Holtz in his final game on the sidelines during the 2009 Notre Dame Japan Bowl.