[[A figure sits at a desk with a monitor and a laptop on it. The figure is holding a tablet and a smartphone.]]
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Stare blankly at screen â open news site â start reading â get bored â absently check smaller device â stare blankly at screen
{{Title text: Ugh, today's kids are forgetting the old-fashioned art of absentmindedly reading the same half-page of a book over and over and then letting your attention wander and picking up another book.}}

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

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