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Monday, April 9, 2012

That’s How I Roll

What did the enormous boulder sayto the little village, when it was dislodgedby lightning and sent plummetinginto the valley. What did the lucky dicesay to the gambler, looking coylythrough snake eyes. What did the brokenemergency brake say to the steep hill it was parked on. What did the personwho had been on fire say to the yardonce the flames were smothered. What didthe cue ball say when it collidedwith the eight ball. What did the baker sayto the dough as he flattened it. What did Wile E. Coyote plan to say toRoad Runner after unleashingthe steamroller, but just then saw thesteamroller heading for him.What did the freshly-bathed dog say as sheflung herself into the mulchand mud of the garden. What did theboy say to the girl he lovedwhen he skated backwards toward herat United Skates of America.What did the chef say to his culinarystudents on Burrito Day.What did the flat tire say, apologetically,to the other tires. What didthe jeans say to the woman’s calf whenshe stood near the ocean.What did the wave say to the womanwhen it drenched her.