Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías is the 53rd and current President of Venezuela. As the leader of the Bolivarian Revolution, Chávez promotes democratic socialism across the world, Latin American integration, and anti-imperialism. He is a friend to the downtrodden, a comfort to the widow and the orphan, and a scourge to the yankee aggressor. He enjoys baseball, dialectic materialism, military parades, and surfing.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

So I just got back from a private screening of the movie Mongol, party members and dedicated revolutionaries only. It was no 300, but it was still awesome, and yall should all see it.

It's about Genghis Khan, or Temudjin, as his close personal friends used to call him back in the day. Did you know that Genghis Khan avenged his father's murderer, just like the Outlaw Josey Wales? Now you do!

Anyway, my point is that wouldn't it be awesome if Genghis Khan had had a helicopter? It would be so cool. He'd be dropping the BOMB on those imperialists with his helicopterized Mongol horde.

And that's just what El Chavismo is going to do to the yankee George Bush when he brings his mercenaries into the jungle down here. You here me talking hillbilly boy? I'm gonna get MONGOL on your ass!!!

So I'm sitting around the presidential palace this morning, watching CNN, and they had this show on this new thing called social networking. They say it's all the rage with the youth of the world, and El Chavismo is all about connecting with the young, because they're the future workers of the world.

And then it hit me. Could I have a future in this social networking scene? Is there room for me with these new technologies? Hell yeah babies.

Friday, July 11, 2008

So my friend Karen Jean, who's like this strong black senorita, has this knack for meeting Hollywood stars. El Chavismo gives her much respect, because she's met some of the all time greats, people like Dirk Benedict and Lorne Green.

So you'll never guess who she met last week. NEVER!

SEE! El Chavismo will give you a hint. KEVIN COSTNER! That's right. Star of Dances With Wolves and The Postman. Check it out!

I know when I started this blog two years ago that all yall were counting on regular updates from El Chavismo, but what what can I say? I've been BUSY, ok? Jetsetting around the globe, seeing international movie stars, kicking it with Oliver Stone, you know how it is. And that's just the WORK, baby.

The F-dog has gone into a bit of a tailspin, and that's been weighing heavily on my mind, cause yall know what inspiration Fidel's always been to me. I'm sure Raul will pull Cuba out of its troubles, and keep up the good fight, but he's not the man his brother is and was. Yall didn't hear that from me, k? ;)

So between fighting for new counterterrorist laws, and expanding the welfare of the people, and supporting democracy in Colombia (Alvaro, you can SUCK MY FAT ONE!), it's been a hot and thirsty day in Caracas. HEY KOOL-AID!

I promise to keep this blog updated more regularyl in the future, but it's all kool, and we always be kool. As Pac would have said, you know dat.