“Various Celebs At The Airport”

I came across probably the most fun, exciting, insightful, and thought-provoking headline I have ever seen this morning, and I just had to share: “Various Celebs At The Airport.” OH PLEASE TELL ME MORE! Margaret Thatcher is looking down at us from heaven (or up at us from hell, depending on which blogs you read) and shaking her head that the world moves on so fast. Not even in the ground yet and already there is BREAKING IMPORTANT NEWS. The only constant is change, etc. What a wild world we live in! Anyway, here you can see Hugh Jackman, Eva Longoria, Maria Menounos, Kellan Lutz, Jason Segel, and Ashley Greene, all of them AT THE AIRPORT. You could not find a more diverse group of various celebs, probably. Guys, stay with me, I know it is hard to keep up, but it’s very important to stay informed. We will continue to bring developments on this important story about Various Celebs At The Airport as the details are made available to the public. In the meantime, have you ever been to an airport? Leave your most embarrassing airport experiences in the comments! #CELEBS

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I don’t mean to downplay the importance of this story, but since you mentioned Maggie T. I would like to share this image I saw today of One Direction fans’ responses to Harry Styles tweeting “RIP Baroness Thatcher x”:

I was going to make a joke that when Hugh Jackman flies, he always flys “X-Men: First Class.” Great joke, FLW. But as I was looking for a proper clapping.gif, I realized he wasn’t in that movie, so I deleted the whole thing. Then, I remembered he was in in and had one line where he told McAvoy and Fassbender to go fuck themselves, but instead of retyping the whole thing, I just started writing this comment instead. Cool story. Welcome back upvotes!

Did you guys see the story last week about Halle Berry’s boyfriend getting into a fight with the paparazzi?

I guess they were walking through the airport (so exciting and glamorous!) with Berry’s daughter, and all these photographers were invading their personal space. Berry told them to move away because of her daughter, but they wouldn’t leave them alone, so her boyfriend kicked one of them or something.

Anyway, that story made me a little sad because – why can’t you just leave someone alone, especially when they have a kid in their arms? And if you absolutely must capture this moment of someone walking to baggage claim, I assume you have a zoom lens or digital zoom on your paparazzi camera, so maybe don’t be within a certain radius of a 5 year old kid?

Generally, when you attempt to board a plane before your zone has been called, the gate agent will tell you that and ask you to step back until your zone number comes up. When I flew to Colorado a few years ago and made that honest mistake (I SWEAR), some assface decided to make an example of me. “Please board only when your row has been called, unlike THIS GENTLEMAN”. It was fucking embarrassing. To this day, I am still haunted by those words… “THIS GENTLEMAN”.

I was at an airport and I saw Tig Notaro and I said to my boyfriend OMG it’s Tig Notaro and he said who? And I said the lady cop from Sarah Silverman’s show and he said “oh yeah” and then Sarah Silverman walked up to her and they went on their way. I have to say that they both looked adorable in real life.

I was once stuck in an airport late at night, stuck with a delayed flight, when I suddenly thought I saw J.M. Coetzee. It was bizarre. Is he used to getting recognized? Is he not the writer least likely to want to talk to anyone? Then he smiled and I knew it wasn’t him.

God, okay, I just want an excuse to talk about this but if you are into Korean pop airport photos are the most normal, common thing in the world, so it completely slipped my mind that this could even be at all remarkable. “Oh, yeah, I do wonder what Gilme was wearing at Incheon Airport.” — everyone for some reason?? Ok bye hope I get to make a joke soon

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