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ADA is the COBOL of the 80's
Assembly was the first against the wall when the revolution came--COBOL's next
C code. C code run. Run, code, run!
`C' combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language
C is not a language--c is 1.802 furlongs per fortnight
The C Team--I love it when a program comes together
C++--It's still only average
C++ Where only your friends can access your private parts
COBOL is just a bug with syntax
COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary
COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance
COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits!
dBase is the non-programming language in which non-programmers write non-programs
#define sysop GOD #define reality NULL
God is real unless declared integer
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I studied COBOL in college, but I didn't compile
If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb
If it weren't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL, and OBOL
Is PL/1 Batchrian or dromedary?
Life is not in C major, it's in C++
LISP is a recursive language--first you curse, then you recurse
LISP is like a finely choreographed ballet. Ada is like a waltz of drugged elephants. C is like a sword-dance on a freshly waxed floor.
MUMPS! The 3 1/2 generation language! Everything is a string! All data is accessed locally! Use code as data as code as data...
One of the main causes of the decline of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs
Read my LISP--no new syntaxes
Shakespearian logic <with 2B and ^2B leading into an or gate>
This button has been brought to you by the language 'C' and the letter 'F'
This button has been brought to you by the language C and the number F
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC
YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime
Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise.
What does your name do in TECO?
Object-oriented COBOL: ADD ONE TO COBOL

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