Knob throwing contest marred by innuendo

Organisers of this year’s Dorset Knob throwing contest have complained that the day was slightly marred by the sniggering of “outsiders”.
‘We've been happily playing with our Knobs for years and not so much as titter’ one of the organisers said. ‘Now you get these newcomers from up in that London puttin’ you off of your stride’ He went on to say that he had been explaining to a novice the importance of getting your hands on a good hard knob when a “London type” spat cider all over them. 'I wish they would just sit quietly and either paint their Knobs or see how many Knobs they can get in their mouth. We used to have a good old laugh when some young girl accidentally stuck the Knob in the Cerne Abbas giant’s mouth but now there’s just dirty sniggers'
‘These Londoners are ruining our Knob games with their filthy innuendo’ agreed local landlord Phil mcCavity of the Old Cock Inn.

Our pictures show a man stuffing a knob in his mouth, a child sticking a knob on a giant and other knob related fun.
Knobs galore

Not sure I can improve of the original. This from the Blackmore Vale Magazine:

The Dorset Knob Fest held near Cattistock on Sunday was a roaring success, with around 5,000 visitors who enjoyed all kinds of Knob-by events from Pin the Knob on the Giant to Knob Darts, Splat the Knob, Paint the Knob and of course the always popular Knob Throwing - where the Knob must be thrown underarm, with one foot remaining on the ground.

I like it - I think the best angle is the idea that the 'innocent' organisers had never conceived it might arise (so to speak), though the most successful stories get the idea across in the headline... So maybe something like "Knob tossers disappointed at media's innuendo-laden coverage" (then get as much innuendo as possible).