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Last week we published this blog about the Manchester Junkapotamus, Denise Pumphret, who was arrested for smashing into half a dozen cars during a daytime bender, and then took to Facebook in hilarious fashion to proclaim her innocence because she had a “grand mal seizure” that forced her to crash:

Well it’s been a bad week for the poor Denise, and she’s still sticking to her dindu nuffin defense. Except this time she’s changing up her story. Turns out she didn’t have a grand mal seizure, she was trying to grab something off the floor, and she’s about to sue WMUR TV for deformation:

Yup, the news only report what the news tells them. Ya got that? The news gets their new from the news. Makes sense.

Oh, and she lost her job which is also WMUR’s fault:

I’m sure her July 2017 DUI arrest on the highway was due to a grand mal seizure too, right Pumpfart?

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That mugshot though! OMG! Can you imagine waking up to that next to you??? Holy shit, that right there is exactly where the saying “Coyote Ugly” came from. A fucking ugly ass mug that is so fucking bad, you need to gnaw your arm off to avoid waking her so you can escape that nastiness.

Patients who experience grand mal seizures are prohibited from driving. Does she have a history of seizures ? If so, were they drug or alcohol withdrawal induced ? Did she inform the police or the court that she has a history of seizures ? Maybe one of the victims should contact their insurance company and let their investigators look into her statements. The insurance company will cancel her policy at a minimum. This woman is a menace and needs to be taken off the roads, period. People do not just “get” grand mal seizures and not seek treatment. All of that would be documented because an M.D. MUST REPORT THAT TO THE DMV !

I’m not sure about New Hampshire but my state requires that a person with a hx of seizures must have documented medical proof of being seizure free for a minimum of one year.
She has dug herself quite a hole. For the benefit of everybody, she should climb in and cover it over.

That’s the one that has the logo a black Audi crashing into cars, corrrect?

The sad part is, if there was something called “Grand Mal Seizure” in a small bottle I’d probably try it for the novelty.

She hasn’t owned up to anything. She’s doomed to repeat.

Just as bad sober reaching over for something on the floor. My sister and her ex had every square inch of a Volvo wagon destroyed, as some college girl ditz reached over into the passenger football to search around for her Bic lighter. On the interstate, in prime time traffic. That didn’t end well for both parties.