Michelle Obama is gathering hundreds of children at the White House tomorrow to attempt to break the Guinness Book of World Records record of the number of people doing jumping jacks at the same time. She's part of a push by National Geographic Kids to get more than 20,000 people around the world to do jumping jacks for one minute at the same time.

I just can't wait for the people on the other side of the aisle to come up with how this is an awful thing. "Michelle Obama puts thousands of children all around the world at risk of sprained ankles. Then she ate a hamburger." Leave Michelle and her weird aerobics routine alone!