Actually I live in Louisiana and here we just call em cokes. This is me asking my bitch for a sprite: "Ey yo bitch, git me anuder coke!" Thus she makes a quick trip out of her native habitat, the kitchen, to bring me a sprite.

Amurica, the land of big, fat & stupid, nation.
According to a new study conducted by researchers at Michigan State University, only three percent of the 150,000 adults surveyed follow the four basic rules of healthy living. 1. don't smoke, 2. eat properly,3. exercise regularly and 4. maintain a healthy weight. Too many of our people are STUPID! Americans are just plain lazy. We have gotten fat, both figuratively and literally, and it's time to move on and spend our time and efforts on something worthwhile.