Meet the team:

Interviews with...

SUCHITA(like the cheetah) MISTRY(like a mystery)"The Judgemental One"

Reporter: Hi Suchita, how are you today?
Suchita: Meh.
Reporter: Okay... Well tell me about yourself, what do you do in your spare time?
Suchita: Stuff.
Reporter: What are your aspirations?
Suchita: To finish this interview.
Reporter: Umm... okay. Why did you join this project?
Suchita: To get away from you.
Reporter: We don't even know each other!
Suchita: Exactly.
Reporter: What? that doesnt even make sense?!
Suchita: Meh.
Reporter: You know what, I am done... I graduated from Yale. I don't deserve this! I quit!
Suchita: K.

KARINA SARANGO(Hurricane Katrina)"The Weird One"

Reporter: How are you today on this fine afternoon?
Karina: Good, I guess.
Reporter: What a boring answer. Would you rather be an elephant who only eats human hair or a raccoon who always gets chased but never caught?
Karina: Both. Well, I'm already both so...
Reporter: What are your aspirations?
Karina: Well, I'm going to build a Baymax robot and with this robot, I want to go to Stanford, but not Columbia 'cause I'm not going to get in to that.
Reporter: But isn't Stanford harder to get into than Columbia?
Karina: I don't know man. Columbia is pretty hard to get into.
Reporter: Why did you decide to join this project?
Karina: I had nothing better to do. I'm just kidding. Because Malala would be proud.
Reporter: Okay bye. I'm done. My fingers are tired from typing.

ELIZABETH(not Emily)SONG"The Amazing One"

Reporter: Last but not least Elizabeth... if that's even your real name?
Elizabeth: It is my real name... I dont think that qualifies as a question. Um can we get a actual reporter in here?
Reporter: I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me! I promise I will not ask again!
Elizabeth: Okay fine, I will give you another chance.
Reporter: What are your aspirations?
Elizabeth: I want to be a monk in a temple like kevjumba... It's relaxing, don't you want to be one?
Reporter: Why did you join this project?
Elizabeth: I have no life.
Reporter: Why don't you have one?
Elizabeth: Because... because... because I don't know. Good question.
Reporter: What do you do in your free time?
Elizabeth: In percentages, I would say I sleep 50% of the time. No wait, more like 40% because I'm sleep deprived lately, then 10% crying 'cause I don't have a life, 30% percent avoiding Karina and 5% wanting to be monk and the rest would be eating.
Reporter: Okay the last question of today that everyone is dying to know... is Elizabeth your real name?
Elizabeth: Okay this interview is done you're fired. Someone get this kid out of here.
Reporter: Okay it was nice meeting you Emily.
Elizabeth: For the last time that is not my name!