Saturday, 12 October 2013

Brother for Sale.... Free Postage

Anyone interested in a brother? I have one for sale and will pay for the postage myself with this stamp.

Let me tell you about him.His name is Oliver or Olly. He already knows his name and will come running when calledHe will also come running when not calledHe enjoys testing out beds for comfort and will also share your clothes. By share I mean wear. (It's my Barry Hall top... I don't care if it no longer fits me!)

He will make sure you are safe in the car by holding on to your collar even when the car is still

He loves going to work and gives new meaning to sleeping on the job

He gives good Shitzu massages by walking all over your back

He likes unpacking toys and will also scatter them all over the house, changing the décor of your home

If you need to stay awake, you can count on Olly to help you. Too bad if you don't

He will be your shadow and has no concept of personal space. Perfect for those who dislike privacy

He falls asleep watching TV so you can watch what you want

When you're having a self conscious day, he will make you look as huge as you feel

I have been an only child for 2 years so it has been a shock to suddenly gain a brother. I am also most appalled to learn that our birthdays are exactly 2 years and 2 days apart. I hope Mum knows better than to start thinking about "combined" parties!!!

Actually, to be honest he can be heaps of fun and it's kinda nice being a big sister and having someone look up to me... I might keep him for a bit longer...