Monday, January 4, 2010

Rebecca Rules!

Rebecca is an old soul of a woman. Hundreds of thousands of years old, surely. She was bred by massive fish and then cannibalized bit by bit until she regenerated into the beautiful human being she is today. She makes wicked clothes with her elegant hands and has a sparkling personality that you want to be around whenever.

CGM: Tell womyn something that they need to know about men.

Rebecca:My advice for women is this: "they never just want to be your friend...and if there is no crotch attraction, no hope. If you're not attracted to his smell nothing else matters."

French toast is good too.. with berriesand a stranger who you woke up beside.

CGM: What's the funniest thing you've ever seen or the dumbest thing that you hate that girls do?

Rebecca: The funniest thing I've ever seen is girls thinking that tights are pants... that's also the dumbest thing that i hate that girls do. I feel like it's The Emperor's New Clothes. "Hey, the emperor is naked" = "hey, those girls aren't wearing any pants!"