In the clip, the actor pitches his manager Barry (Jon Lovitz) a franchise *worthy* of his name: a superhero musical about a singing, crime fighting vigilante with a deadly dick!

Later on, the 65-year-old legend faces real danger when a struggling nightclub owner (Ken Jeong) tries to kill him in order to pay back a loan shark. Of course, killing someone as lethal as the Hoff is no easy task!

Ch-ch-check out the funny sneak peek (above) and watch Killing Hasselhoff, now on DVD/Digital HD release!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is coming to DVD and Blu-Ray, and the cast is celebrating in the only acceptable fashion: by starring in a weird af music video with David Hasselhoff!

Zoe Saldana, Karen Gillan, Dave Bautista, and Michael Rooker appear in an ‘80s-style vid for the original song Guardians Inferno — and it's so delightfully cheesy, all your troubles will instantly burn away!

The song was co-written by Guardians director James Gunn, who shared the clip of "The Sneepers ft. David Hasselhoff performing Guardians Inferno" on Facebook to promote the sequel's upcoming home release.

The video also features appearances by Pom Klemenfieff, Sean Gunn, Stan Lee and randomly Jimmy Kimmel's sidekick, Guillermo. Gunn insists Chris Pratt is also in the video, but that Star-Lord is hard to find!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) and get ready for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 out on Blu-Ray on August 22!

While David Hasselhoff was in Miami for the premiere of Baywatch over the weekend, his daughter Hayley Hasselhoff was arrested for DUI in El Lay after cops found her passed out on the side of the highway!

TMZ reports the 24-year-old's white Mercedes Benz was stopped on the off-ramp of the 101 freeway around 4 a.m. — and when authorities arrived, they were able to gain control of the vehicle after finding the model asleep with her foot on the brake! Terrifying!

It's said she was taken to the hospital after failing the field sobriety test and reeking of alcohol. She was later booked in a nearby jail.

In 2014, Guardians of the Galaxy crashed into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with a band of renegade misfits who poked fun at their serious superhero peers with disparaging banter and a kick-ass soundtrack.

If Vol. 1 was an exciting, thrilling take on what could have been a B-movie space opera, Vol. 2 definitely packs the same type of punch — but not everyone wanted to hear the same record a second time.

Reviewers still considered Vol. 2 a breath of fresh air in a crowded superhero cinemascape, as the sequel brought back the same irreverent tone, disdainful banter, and action sequences flawlessly synched up to classic rock songs.

But the formula that was so revolutionary in Vol. 1 seemed slightly stale the second go-around — but that doesn't at all mean Vol. 2 will leave fans disappointed. (Just don't expect it to be better than the OG!)

See what the critics had to say (below) — and check out Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 in theaters May 5!

Not only does the trailer feature PLENTY of Zac's abs and a RIPPED Johnson, but the first preview is also NSFW and looks like a BLAST! And if Zac and Dwayne aren't enough eye candy for you, the film also stars Alexandra Daddario and Priyanka Chopra — and let's not forgetcameos byPamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff!

Ch-ch-check out the first NSFW trailer (below) and let us know if you'll be catching all the hot action when Baywatch splashes into theaters May 26, 2017!

The fourth installment of SyFy's cringeworthy Sharknado series came back in full force on Sunday — and there was no shortage of incredibly ridiculous moments, celebrity cameos, and Star Wars references in The 4th Awakens!

Like its three predecessors, the film had plenty of off-the-wall moments that had no logical reason whatsoever — but this go-round really kicked up the craziness to a whole new level!

Ian Ziering returned as our favorite shark-fighter Fin Shepard, now living on a farm in Kansas raising his young son who believes his mother was a shark.

Little does the boy know that his mother April (Tara Reid) was actually resurrected as a robot (because, why not?) by her dad Gary Busey after her apparent death in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No.

The heroes have a new team of allies — and returning badass David Hasselhoff — to take on the Sharknados, in addition to Sandnados, Bouldernados, Lightningnados, and Firenados! Yikes!

But the various nados don't compare in laughability to the wacky guest stars — from Carrot Top playing an Uber driver (by far the most realistic part of the film), to Gilbert Gottfried playing a storm chaser, and some of the Real Housewives playing astrophysicists.

Ch-ch-check out the most HIGHlarious moments from Sharknado 4 (below)!

As we previously reported, Britney Spears' baby daddy has requested an increase in his $20K a month child support stipend. While it's said that Godney isn't THRILLED at the request, she's letting her poppa negotiate a deal with KFed.

And it appears that negotiations are well under way, though Mr. Spears is NOT impressed with his former son-in-law!