Hey look, it’s a dog with a shovel on our outdoor hockey rink. Let’s see what she’ll do with it. Would you believe the dog’s name is Elsa, like from the Disney movie Frozen? No, really. Hey, you missed a spot!

Wow, why didn’t someone think of this before? Probably because no one wants to watch a bunch of guys on unicycle’s play hockey. The only thing I find really surprising about this video is none of the players is labeled “The Tiger Woods of Unicycle Hockey” or some shit like that.

There are sore losers, and there are sore losers . . . and then there’s this guy. The real question is: is it fake? The guy starts out in a stance to make a run, and when he hits the “TV” is obviously an old projection unit worth maybe $9 on the open market today. Also, the other two people you can see in the shot also appear to be…