The brilliant minds behind the Tattify designs get their cash on the back end. They take a
cut of the money from every tattoo or nail design that is sold. It’s a great incentive for them
to make the most appealing designs, as well as for you to support your favorite artists.
Read more here.

Trying to capitalize on our product, eh? We like your style, too. We suppose there’s room
for one more on this gravy train. To find out more about wholesale and related material,
check out our wholesale page or email us at [email protected]

A Mega Box is a magical thing. It’s a subscription to a clusterfuck of our products and appears
on your doorstep once a month. You get a curated selection of tattoos and nails that we release that month.

Would you believe it? FREE shipping worldwide. They said we were crazy. At first we were
offended, because we’re clinically bi-polar, and that was pretty insensitive. Who doesn’t LOVE
free shipping? We think making YOU pay for shipping is the real mental illness.

Hmm, that’s a tough one. You could wait until the current ones slough off. Maybe clone
yourself to start fresh? Or you could start taking HGH and see if you can add a few inches of
tattoo canvas. I suppose you could also remove some of them. But that would just be weird.

Do yourself a favor and be careful or avoid our products altogether if you have sensitive
skin. If you have a rash or something, clear it up before you start decorating it. Our tattoos
are FDA approved, so there is that consolation.

Relax, uncle Remus, a lot has changed since the first gulf war. Internet commerce is all the
rage, and as a result there are tons of uber-geek safeguards that keep your credit card number
under lock and key.

First, take a deep breath. Try several and count to ten at the same time. Okay, check out our
sizing chart to get an idea of our tattoo vs. your body part of choice. Next try comparing the
photos of other people we have posted. If you have a specific question in mind then email us
at [email protected]

Whoa, that’s a lot of pressure! Make sure you’ve completely filled out the order without any
mistakes, especially your name, address, and payment information. If it’s still not working, then
it might be a computer glitch. Email us at [email protected] and we’ll sort it out for you.

There are two options available to you. One, you could live with the things you have and cultivate
serenity and peace in your mind. Or you could continue with your hedonism and place a second
order. We highly recommend that you go with the second option. Greed is GOOD, unless you work
on Wall Street.Have a question that’s not already answered here? Email us at [email protected]