Story Time VOL. Wrong Person to Fuck With?

(inbb4 didn't read) So, I'm chillin at lunch with all my niggas, and we fooling, checking the thoughts with big assets as they pass by..we looking like:

Then out of no where, this big ass white dude comes up to me and says; "a-are you 'a-al-ah-hah-g'?, come with me I need to talk to you", he was looking mad serious too.

I'm smiling and all, 'cause I'm happy! I forreal thought this nigga was bout to hmu with some dank (i asked some other white dude to hook me up with his seller, but I later out found out I assumed wrong!)I say, "yes, I am 'hodgy" (he said my name wrong, so did I)

So I go with this nigga, keep in mind we a couple feet away from my niggas.first thing this nigga says is "so, I heard that you are pushing a girl that is my friend"nigga looking mad serious too.

I was confused as fuck honestly, my ass was like. "umm i don't know what you talking about, I didn't push no girl"

I got a good look at this white boy. I was terrified. He was about 6 feet 2 inches, and probably 200 plus pounds. Put I looked into his eyes and saw the epitome of beta, my little pony, friendzones, neckbeard with sandals and a metallica tshirt on.

He responds to me and says, "I just want you to apologize dude!"we have been talking for less than 30 seconds and he is breathing like he just ran a 26miles @ boston (too soon and his fist are clenched. looking like.

I told that nigga I wasn't apologizing for shit I didn't do. I walk away because of my conscious. I was truly afraid for my well being.

I walk ways and you know i was like

my niggas are laughing at me saying I got bitched.____Fast forward to almost the end of lunch

I see this nigga with a petite asian+white girl (she was looking fine though), so I go up to them.I say to her, while ignoring that white boy, "are you the girl I supposedly pushed"

I'm like, "well I'm supposedly sorry". cause you know i was trying to get at that.

she starts laughing and says it's okay. and she ask me if I wanted a hug, so I went in for a 10sec hugwhite boy was looking like

I ask her what her name was, and i gave her mine. We start talking about a picture she put up for some art project, and we talking about trapping and the wild things she done(again petite asain), white dude still there. convo goes for atleast 10min. I was spitting my game doe.white dude was mad friendzoned looking like;

So the bell rings and the white dude grabs her by shoulder and says "that's it we're out of here, i'll deal with you later asshole!!" they walk awayshe looks back at me and smiles.