LOST writer Damon Lindelof is now turning his hand to comics with the surely-it's-a-joke ULTIMATE WOLVERINE VS HULK. Marvel have outright declared that this will literally be six issues of the Canuck with Metal Knucks and Naked Green Angry Man beating the living shite out of each other. In fact, the previews have been awash with the greatest image ever published by Marvel - Hulk tearing Wolverine in half.Koala also said (or did he scream in agony?): You're killingSUPERBLOG!!I ponder this for a while and suddenly everything is as clear as the water the sausage was boiled in!Wolverine represents SUPERBLOG!! and when I'm slacking off I turn into the HULK! I'm tearing this motherfucking blog apart!!! Uncle Sammy smash SUPERBLOG!! UGHNNNGH !

Will Logan form new legs or will his legs grow a new upper body? Or will both happen? Could we be looking at two Wolvies fighting the Hulk? Jeepers! And what about his adamantium skeleton? Not even the hulk can smash/break that stuff can he?

Remember that time Gary and Wyatt wore bra hats and made Kelly LeBrock out of a Barbie Doll and then Chet turned into some kind of blobby monster and he ate flies and everyone had bad hair and got drunk and started laughing about the family jewels and a missile came through the basement and there was an absolute absence of candle wax on the nipples and witchcraft and then the Hulk showed up and kicked Wolverine's ass while Iron Man watched? That one was my favorite.

Sammy: Every time someone mentions SUPERBLOG!! it looks like a scream because of the capital letters and the exclamation points. As it should be.

Sorry, Goo, your opinions are stupid.

Matthew: I think Millar's Ultimates is very entertaining, in a stupid-summer-blockbuster kind of way (at least volume 1, haven't read the current volume). I'd be slightly more inclined to check out the Iron Man book if it weren't for SUPERBLOG!!'s long-standing feud with Orson Scott Card. I won't be buying that Wolvie/Hulk book. Generally I'm more into "art" comics than superhero stuff. I'm a pretentious, over-educated Swede.

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