Victoria Justice jumps around on the beach

Before you scroll down expecting a bikini-clad Victoria Justicebending over surfboards and such, remind yourself that she is one of the most frustratingly modest Nick chicks ever to be let out of her cage. Funny how the Mouseketeers always wind up being the promiscuous ones when they get older. One of these days, we'll see Vicky Jay (yeah, I just called her that. Wanna go?!) skipping along the sand in a silk thong, if we keep praying. For now, we'll have to settle for daisy dukes and that awe-inspiring charismatic smile or hers. I have no idea what beach this is, but it's not very popular. It looks like paradise if you ask me, although it could use a dozen or so more Victorias jumping about. Make that a baker's dozen.