Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!

When Chloe found out about the ugly truth of her past, she went to find her father, Bobby Singer. Now living with him, Chloe must keep her abilities hidden from other hunters or they might hunt her. There's more to her supernatural troubles than meets the eye…and then Sam and Dean arrive, and they are hiding some secrets too...

[HIATUS. Incomplete] In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

Stannis wins at Blackwater. He's nothing like what Sansa expected her savior to be and is no one's idea of a dashing knight but, just the same, she can't help but hope that this just man will finally allow her to return to her family.

During the war against Iwa Namikaze Minato nearly died in an ambush, his survival leaving him with a debt on his soul. Years later, Uzumaki Naruto meets a maiko who takes him in and raises him as her own. From such innocent beginnings are mighty changes wrought...

Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.

The Winter Soldier's mission is nearly complete. Howard and Maria Stark are dead, leaving him to dispatch their four-year-old child. One quick twist of the neck is all it will take, but the Soldier finds he cannot do it. So instead of killing Tony Stark, the Winter Soldier takes him away to raise as his own.

Effie was always one who kept on schedule. Even when a mishap occurred, she always had a back up plan. But, when an unplanned event pulls both Effie and Haymitch down an unexpected road of many twists and turns, there is no back up plan to pull them out. *Completed*

Set in New Moon.When Bella saves Edward she finds herself drawn to a certain blonde haired witch twin.After a night with the Volturi Bella makes a choice that will change her fate.And destroy a Coven.Secrets and Lies will be revealed .How long can Bella keep her perfect life before Jane comes to claim what rightfully hers.Rated M for Lang & lemons REVISED/EDITED

Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!

Bobby says its not a gremlin, and that we're idiots." "What did he say about the military guys?" "He said to send him a postcard from Gitmo." Sam and Dean get caught between the N.I.D. and a girl that shoots lightning, an angry clone, and the FBI.

Back when the First Doctor was getting used to wearing trousers after a lifetime of wearing robes on Gallifrey, a chance encounter outside of a pub causes a major change to the Doctor's wardrobe. Jamie would probably be proud...

The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.

In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.

Summary: Everyone has the name of their other half somewhere upon their bodies, it happens that sometime, though rarely, a person has their Other outside their own Race. Fertile Hobbits Mpreg There is Mpreg spoken of and implied. No likey no read.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

Findekáno glances at his cousin, his best friend, the one he's risked life and limb to find and save, only to bring him back to find he hasn't saved him at all. Maitimo's dull eyes are unfocused and don't react to the voices speaking in hushed tones around him. The Maitimo he knew is gone, replaced by a puppet with empty eyes. Slight Fingon/Maedhros.

One should never underestimate the intelligence of their enemy. Even if said enemy is a trio of trolls. Crack-ish, Fem!Bilbo, Kind-of BAMF Bilbo, I may continue this one, but it'll be drabble-ish... Don't forget to review! -

You know the story - Lydia and Beej meet up again after she dies, etc. It's been done. But never quite like this... Watch as Beetlejuice proves all her assumptions about being dead wrong! Mo-toon verse

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Lots of people go their whole lives unappreciated. It isn't a novel experience. But Loki owes Clint big for all the stuff he did, so as restitution/as part of his punishment, Loki offers Clint a place where he'll be appreciated. Clint doesn't trust Loki as far as he can throw the Hulk, but it's a tempting offer. Mentions past m/m rape.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Glimmer and Katniss are allies! Glimmer's insane, Katniss is too trusting. The Head Gamemaker is totally seduced by Glimmer's awesomeness. Crack!fic, major OOC alert. WARNING: As of chapter 5, there is now official femslash. It isn't at all explicit, don't worry about that.

A conversation with Rosalie leaves Bella confused and sad. Affected by the conversation as much as her, other Cullen relationships are affected. In the end is loving someone sometimes about letting them go? By popular opinion this is being turned into a story instead of a one-shot. Thanks for all the support and encouragement! Hope you all like where I take it.

Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.

He woke from stasis seeking revenge for an unspeakable crime and found himself face to face with his sworn enemies. She wanted to know why humanity's oldest friends had turned on them. But this time, instead of facing each other in a fight to the death, the two living survivors of the Prometheus expedition form an alliance. AU, Shaw/Engineer.

Why did Glorfindel return to Middle-earth? Maybe the Valar needed a messenger. Or maybe it went something like this... It's the early Second Age and Idril is worried about her grandsons. In the course of this she waylays new arrivals to Valinor, tries to find her footing with her own grandmother, schemes with Tuor, Finrod and Glorfindel, and finally sets a plan in motion.

Sasuke finds a secret room in his clan's library, and a story about the origins of the Uchiha Clan within. It tells about how they were descended from a family called Saotome. Finding a scroll of Ki techniques, he starts to learn them to help in getting his revenge. Unfortunately, with the awakening of his Ki, he also awakens a long dormant family curse. SasuNaru, gender bended.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

A female!Elrond AU. Somewhere in the wilderness of Beleriand, Maedhros and Elrin talk weapons training, differences in combat-related gender roles between the Noldor and the Sindar, and mutual family history.

Hermione is hiding from the Wizarding World and Loki is bored enough to be intrigued by her defiance. Just as a distraction between his plotting…Until he discovers the truth of his heritage; only now he has someone to go to, someone without prejudice. B7EWE AU COMPLETE

What if the wonderfully coincidental meeting at the Dragon Jasmine never happened? Alone, forced to assume the role of the faceless Lee in the occupied Ba Sing Se, Zuko struggles to protect his newfound allies against the ruthless Fire Nation.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Akina wasn't a shinobi - she just knew a few family techniques. And quite frankly, just the thought (or memory) of facing off against one was enough to scare her out of her mind. Kakashi was... a bit... well, who knows? At least Gai for all his eccentricity, was a nice, honest person. And, Ibiki well, he was just amused. One-shot.

After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main

Hanabi catches a terrible sickness she has sworn to her father she would never catch… It's a sickness that can take hold of even the strongest shinobi warrior. What will she do when the only permanent cure…is to get pregnant? HanaXKono NaruXHina

Just once, I'd like Naruto and Kakashi to get what they need. Kimura Suyo is someone who could actually provide it... but will her traumatic past keep her from receiving what she needs from them? Kaka/OC, now with delicious lemons!

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.

A quick tale of chasing tail. Paul avoids Bella for years, and maybe it was for the better. Or worse. Just like marriage, which is ironic because of the whole imprinting thing. Probably not the welcome home present Bella had been expecting. A story of what could have been were things a little different. Also it's crack. Seriously.Written for The Majors Army Plot Bunny Boot Camp.

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Harry is upset and angry at Professor Lupin leaving at the end of Third year and he blames Snape. After all, Snape's the one who told the Slytherin's about him being a werewolf. So, he decided to confront his Potion's teacher, to demand an explanation. And surprisingly, Snape tells him exactly why he did what he did and it is for reasons Harry never expected.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

Written for a very silly Norsekink prompt. Thanks to Darcy-Hela's fondness for her cell phone, all nine realms actually have internet and phone access. Unfortunately, Loki's children have a habit of calling him at all the worst - most extremely awkward - moments possible.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

"You have to start somewhere..." Beginning with Effie Trinket's first year as escort, a story of how Effie and Haymitch became unlikely friends and more ... R/R is greatly appreciated! And as of 2 June 2012 - this story's been completed! I hope you enjoy!

AU KakaSaku set in Edo-period Japan. Sakura is the descendant of a red-haired foreigner as well as a merchant's daughter. Kakashi is a local samurai who has fallen on hard times, a man whose pride has been broken down to this point. Love comes after.

Haymitch ends up in the Games Clinic after a particularly drunken evening in the penthouse arguing with Effie. However, a glance in his medical notes makes him see a certain escort in an entirely new way. . . HAYFFIEFEELS.

AU started as Parody of the turn Harry into girl Wizengamot gets stupid. Wrote itself in another direction. first chapt is general fiction no pairing after that is pure romance HP/OC Rating for some language.

This would have almost been hilarious, the renowned copy ANBU almost petrified of a small unarmed girl, had it not been happening to him. The price of this tiny bride was going to break him. Hello, fiery flames of eternal doom. Kakashi/Sakura

Henry VIII's early death in November 1541 throws his daughters together, with far-reaching consequences for the Tudor dynasty. Kate Parr is never Queen, Edward VI is raised without Reformist tutors, and religion never comes between Mary & Elizabeth. AU.

Jump the Shark AU. A song Dean didn't know played softly. At the front of the church a projector poured pictures from Kate Milligan's life across a screen; a child, a teenager, a mother full of love and secrets, her arms around her green-eyed daughter...

"Please tell me that makes any sense to you, because if I have to keep explaining, I think I'll talk myself out of existing." Of course, things were never what they seemed. That'd be too easy. Toon-iverse with a movie twist.

She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku

The cold hard truth was that he had some kind of weird attraction to Madge Undersee. Madge encounters trouble when she's home alone one Tuesday night. Gale helps out. Set during CF while Katniss and Peeta are training for the Quarter Quell.

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

As part of an older-sibling-sympathy thing, Kagome distances herself from InuYasha a bit upon finding out that he has an older brother. This leaves the older brother just a little impressed. Don't own, complete, drabble.

Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.

Impala-class vessels aren't used for freight, so Simon has no idea how River's pod wound up loaded aboard this one. Sometimes it's like the 'verse has a mind of its own. Supernatural/Firefly fusion, Sam/River, Dean/Cas.

Earth's new monetary system means sacrifices for everyone. Amanda Grayson is no exception, she's just a little more creative than most. Her creativity lands her in the employ of one Sarek of Vulcan and education takes on a whole new meaning.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Kagome's brain made a snap decision without consulting the rest of her. It just turned out to be the best decision she ever made, maybe... SessxKag, adult bits but not explicit, children. oneshot, complete, don't own.

There was always going to be some kind of reaction when Kagome got back from the hotsprings with Sesshoumaru, and of course Kagura has to properly thank Kagome too. Sequel to A Bad Day. complete, oneshot, don't own. SessKag with adult themes.

She was surrounded by idiots and finally at the end of her rope. The world was conspiring against her that day, and suddenly she decided to hit back where she could. oneshot, complete, don't own. SessxKag at the end with mature themes.

We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.

After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J

ONE-SHOT: "Maybe this isn't all bad, Petunia tries to convince herself. Maybe it will keep him safe. Hidden. Who would look for a child in a cupboard? Not she, nobody she knows, and hopefully no dark wizard."

Gale is blown and Peeta is toast.There is only one person who can fix the little mockingjays broken wings.Haymitch is really a bit of a Chameleon.Love can be found in many forms. Split chapter edit, new version with extra chapters! Read This again!

CU. Kagome finds a brochure describing a cave with the statue. Thinking it might be Midoriko's cave, she plans a trip to revisit the site. However, this cave doesn't contain the legendary miko; instead, it's an amorous monk. Miroku x Kagome. COMPLETE.

Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto

Jason is awake and aware but half-a-world away from Gotham in enemy hands. He thinks of nothing but escape, but what happens when he meets a certain little boy? Partial AU. Starts of at Red Hood: Lost Days #1 then spins in its own direction. COMPLETE!

Kagome has been travelling into the past for longer than almost anybody knows, and the reason it happened the first time is very different. Of course, this changes the way things go... don't own, oneshot, complete. SessxKag

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.

Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Keladry tries out for knight training but Lord Wyldon sends her home. Piers and Ilane are busy with the political negotiations, so they plan to send Kel to the convent. Kel doesn't go silently and names her own conditions. This is how she proves herself.

COMPLETE. Their entire friendship was started because of a tiny bottle of Nail Polish. Then, that friendship slowly became something so much more. A story of One-Shots surrounding a former Clan heir and a young priestess that changed everything. Ita/Kag

It's been two months since the Fischer job, when Arthur suddenly shows up at Ariadne's school. Arthur tells her that he doesn't believe Cobb ever made it home to his kids. So, it is up to Arthur to get the team back together to help find Cobb.

How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.

Captain Ross had always felt it was important to avoid getting involved with cases you were personally invested in. It was a pity his detectives and sometimes even the ADAs don't feel that way. Still, how many such cases can they POSSIBLY come across?

Everyone knew Ino was Queen of gossip. After discovering that Yamato was as prolific in gathering information as her, things truly begin to get wild and exaggerated. Has her King been found? - YamatoxIno. Yes, you read that pairing right.

Charles Brandon, a widower with three young children, marries sixteen-year-old Mary Tudor shortly before her father declares his marriage to her mother invalid. What began as a marriage of convenience gradually turns into something else.

Charlie Swan has been gracious long enough. Hurt his daughter and there is no edge of the world he will not search to find you. "Didn't anybody ever tell you not to mess with a cop's daughter?" NM, AU, Vamps, Humans, and one pissed off cop.

There was something about the woman that separated her from all others in the Wizarding world. And it wasn't just her odd hair, or dangerous knives either. AU One-Shot HP/Naru crossover, hinted HarryGinny

The curate's words haunt Darcy, "So, perhaps, young master, you were born a Darcy because you were not strong enough to be born a farmer." These words ringing in his ears Pemberley's young master struggles to act on the good principles he has been given.

"I had never told my team that I was a werewolf. Before the Marrok had revealed the werewolf's existence last year it had been because of the rules forbidding regular humans the knowledge. But now that we were out, it was just because I was scared."

Oneshot. Don't own. COMPLETE. What if Snape had gone running to Lily, rather than Dumbledore, back when he'd been disillusioned about being a follower of the Dark Lord? Well for one thing, he might have been able to reclaim her friendship.

Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?

A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.

Prince Legolas arrives in Rivendell with a major surprise for Lord Elrond, but as so often, things do not run smoothly for either. With danger and prejudice from all angles, can the future parents rise to the challenge? M-preg. COMPLETE.

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE

Leah Clearwater and The Supernatural Boys engage in a little philosophical discussion. A Supernatural/Twilight crossover wherein Leah leaves the cruel treatment of her canon and finds some more deserving friends. Spoilers for all seasons of Supernatural.

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

Because the idea of Sam hanging out around Samuel and his crew for a whole year is a little odd. - He went back to her, to the girl he met all those years ago, to the love he never forgot- my first Sam/Bella oneshot. AU

Two hundred years ago the Winchesters stopped the apocalypse. Now, instead of getting into fights and running amok, eighteen year old Jim Kirk goes to live with his Auntie Sam and learns the family business. Four years later, an angel shows up.

For once, Shawn Spencer's voice was serious, "I did a hunt on a military base. But they called the President. He wants you to run a secret government agency of hunters now." Not crack! Unexpected/Informant/Reference 'Verses!

Heaven's nice...but its not real and Jo's through with pale imitations. Hunted by angels, helped by the dead, she traverses the stars trying to get back home. On earth, Dean gets ready to say yes, only to discover its not that simple anymore... Post 5x16

A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

Danzo has a lot of changes he wants to make as Godaime Hokage. Least of which involves making Naruto the perfect weapon. Not if Team Seven has anything to say about it. Who ever said the lives of missing-nins weren't interesting? Pre-Chunin Exams.

Summary: Infatuation had broken her down, left her with not much love to give. But each time Sakura tried to tell him so, he just smiled patiently and held her hand a little tighter. Gai always had been good with building people back from the ground up.

This is a strange little friendship fic - Sarah McGee dumps her cheating boyfriend in the middle of a road trip. She should have waited until they made it to the hotel, but hindsight is 20/20. Who will bail her out when she can't reach Tim? COMPLETE!

five times Janice Rand rescued Jim Kirk and one time she didn't need to (includes an updated version of the TOS episode 'The Man Trap') –– set post-2009!film; featuring Kirk/Rand, implied past Kirk/Carol Marcus and McCoy/Nancy Crater

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

Parker is convinced that those crazy shaped rubber bracelets are actually being used to brainwash children at a local school. The team, mostly due to Sophie's encouragement, investigate. But is Parker right? We shall see. FINALLY COMPLETE

Movieverse. Semi-crossover, semi-AU, '89 finds Lydia Deetz and Sarah Williams high school seniors with a host of supernatural complications, namely one poltergeist and one goblin king. Throw in interdimensional war and it's a recipe for disaster. BJ/L J/S

When Hoyt told Maura that she was like him, he was flattering himself. He was also more right than he knew. Spoilers through "I'm Your Boogie Man." Rizzoli/Isles. Rated T for some violence. Warning: Maura's a little darker than you might expect.

One Shot. This was supposed to be his vacation. Only the palace was up in arms. There'd been yet another attempt on his life. Oh, and Mai had been kidnapped. Very slight Maiko. Request piece for Dracoqueen22.

Hermione is the daughter of John Winchester, half sister of the boys. she was kicked out when she got her letter but now her two worlds are coming together. Read FUBAR and the beginning as companion pieces

After his falling out with Ellen, John isn't certain he wants anything else to do with a female involved in hunting, even an armed-and-armored recluse like Bobbi Singer. Bobbi and John's girls, however, have different ideas. AU

Ahsoka always was a little jealous of Padmé, but the last thing she wanted was for her to die. She was the best female friend Ahsoka had, a sister even. Her master loved Padme. Therefore if he was happy loving someone else, so was Ahsoka. One shot.

Kirk is given an assignment he isn't sure he'll ever be able to finish. "What would you have done differently in the situation on Tarsus IV?" His childhood nightmare double-spaced in twelve-point font.

Fragments of Her broken heart, trite as it sounded, were lodged in the wood. Part of her lived in these woods. Part of her died in these woods, when he followed the pieces and found her. We Don't Need No Stinkin Coven Contest Entry! LangxLemXViolence

The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!

And Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures. In which Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.

It was when he finally began drawing similarities between himself and the psychopath that he knew he needed to get out. He felt as if he were suffocating beneath everything. He had lost his belief in happy endings, and it devastated him.

When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.

Mo-toonverse, 5yrs later. It just... got out of hand. No one was supposed to die. BJ is summoned by a group of dead college students who have attached themselves to Lydia. Now she wants to help the ghosts, and he wants his revenge. M for lots of reasons

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Revised, reposting, and continuing: Ever wondered what would have happened if the Winchester boys had found Max instead of Hannah? Supernatural fans, even if you aren't a Dark Angel fan you'll probably enjoy this fic!

Tenten's doing it to make a point to her friends. Kakashi's forcing him because it amuses him. So now Tenzou's stuck going on a date with this girl of questionable sanity, who's never even seen his face before. But apparently she likes his... one shot

In which Impulse is bored, Hermione doesn’t believe in Divination, Robin is certain that the apocalypse is near, Superboy is stuck with monitor duty, and Luna finds a Snorkack-hunting partner. Bart/Luna.

If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?

AU. Thirty-five years after being frozen in his iceberg, Aang is awoken by a young Hama. But even in a world without the impending return of Sozin's Comet, Aang cannot escape his destiny as the Avatar.

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.

There may be more to Kel that is apparent to everyone at first glance. She is, after all, also a girl. This started as a one-shot, and it ended up growing it's own chapters. Let me know your opinions. Slight Kel/Neal, but I'm not sure where it's going.

After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.

Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?

In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.

Winona Kirk writes a letter to Jim's first grade teacher. Inspired by kink meme posting of this letter from a parent to a teacher: /2009/09/02/parent-teacher-conference-should-be-hilarious/ READ THE LINK FIRST!

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

One-Shot. In more traditional times, a knight would ask for a token from his lady before a joust. Well, Keladry isn't much of a lady, and Faleron can't win a joust to save his life, but who are they to break tradition? KelxFaleron.

When rumors of Sasuke dressing in drag reach Konoha's higher-ups, Team Seven is required to report to the village's "shinobi evaluator" to determine if Sasuke is too crazy to remain in service. Pity the evaluator. Set in Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan universe

Written for the where no woman has gone before prompt: "There was nothing passive about her aggression." Winona Kirk fights for her family's "survivors' benefits" and reflects on all that Starfleet owes her.

Faced with being shipped out to Denver to live with Jay Garrick after the disappearance of Max Mercury, Bart argues to remain in Manchester with Helen. Impulse begins to search for ways to save Max on his own and reaches out to friends and allies. AU.

AU. 18 yr old Sam Winchester doesn't go to Stanford like his Family thinks he did. Instead, he ends up at Parris Island and then the battle fronts of Iraq itself. This is the story of that Journey and after. Please REVIEW the longer the better

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Cross-over with The Ring. The SVU rescues a strange little girl. "That's the place where I'm going to die..It takes a long time. I scream and cry and I try to climb up till all my fingernails come out..Seven days. That's how long it takes for me to die."

This is the story of what might have happened had Jack, Daniel, and Sam met and known each other as they were growing up on the paths that led them to become three quarters of SG1. Chs. 7 & 10 are rated M. Ch 20 up - that's right, a new chapter!

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.

..."It has come to our attention...the name “Atlantis” for our fair city just doesn’t do her justice...phrases such as “alien sex pollen” and “aliens made us do it” appear far too often in our mission reports." Lorne & Sheppard attempt to rename the city.

AU to Lydia was Late. The idea is, Lydia still finds her mother's ring, but this time, it's a twelve year old Lydia! Not because she finds it earlier, but because she was born later... And this changes everything. Except of course, for Beetlejuice!

Dean's 20, Sam's 16. Tensions run strong in the family, but when one of their lives is at stake, the Winchesters put aside their disagreements to defeat evil. For Raven524 who won me in a charity auction. Hurt!Sam, protective!Dean, protective!John

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

The Uchiha destroyed Mikoto's life, and so she gave birth to the monster that would destroy theirs. She named him for an evil creature and raised him as a beloved son, and when he brought death to her in return, she faced it without fear.

Due to a mission breifing that failed to explain everything, Sakura is stuck in prision with her teammates. To get out she needs to marry one of them, or they'll all be killed. So far, Death is looking like the better option. Sakura x Various Naruto Males

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS

As First Contact situations go, it could have gone better. But with the threat of the Wraith hanging over them the Colonials, Cylons and Tau'ri are just going to have to find a way to get along... Battlestar Galactica RDM Stargate Atlantis

Guilty and depressed after the war, Heero sets out on the road to atonement. While roaming the world to correct his mistakes, he leaves a piece of his painful past everywhere he goes. He even picks up a few lessons and a friend or two along the way. 1xOC

Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...

Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!

At the start of Harry's 6th year, he finds out that Dumbledore has been obliviating just about everyone to control britain and that He and Hermione have developed a resistance. Together they try to break his oppression. Dark HHR. (Cancelled)

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Title pretty much says it all. The first meet of the two titanic forces known as Bobby Singer and John Winchester with a healthy dose of Wee!Dean and Wee!Sammy thrown into the mix. Oneshot. Humour fluff. Preseries.

A possible, and yet improbable future. A look into the mind of one kunoichi and her interactions with her loved ones as time grows old. Set in the future of Naruto, at the end of the war with Sound. AU.

A Wee!chesters story. Seven year old Sam Winchester just wants the doctor to go help his brother. It’s Dean that stopped breathing, not him. But when the good doctor won’t comply, Sam has to take measures into his own hands.

AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]

Post HBP. Harry wakes up & finds himself in a universe where he was born a girl. Not wanting her to go through the things he did, he changes her history by helping her with the Tri-Tournament and eliminating Voldemort forever. No Slash. DISCONTINUED.

COMPLETED! Batman & Lord of the Rings Crossover. When drawn into a battle against Klarion BUM BUM BUM the Witch Boy, Gotham vigilantes Robin and Batgirl are transported to a mystical land on the verge of a war. Read and Review!

A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.

I want you to spend some time finding out about your own history. That's how Sousuke's history teacher introduced their next assignment. However, for someone with no past, that's easier said than done.

Stargate SG1 Crossover Summary: Jack O'Neill's clone, despite almost fifty years of life experience, still manages to get sent to the principal's office on his first week at Sunnydale High. And no, he doesn't believe in vampires.

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.

“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”

Sirius can see she's happy, but he can't stand looking into their life and knowing that it should be him. And the only one he can tell his his best friend. Warning: sadness and slight spoilers. Features lots of pairings mostly SBGW and HPGW

Gen and some Hoho x Trisha. Trisha is about to give birth to their first child, but something goes wrong. Some introspective angst and some fluff. Minor end of series spoilers. GenHet. One shot, but there is an omake or two floating around somewhere.

This fic contains FMA end of series spoilers, do not read if you don't want to be spoiled. FMA&Harry Potter crossover, but I promise this one makes sense. Professor Edward Elric takes an interest in a brilliant student by the name of Tom Marvolo Riddle.

Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

After being mistaken for a feuding couple fighting over child custody. Max and White are forced into parenting classes together and sent on a Family Retreat workshop with other couples and their kids. They thought it couldn't get any worse...Complete

Born of a queen and king who loved their daughter long before she was concieved, I live my life in the shadow of a child who never existed, who was destroyed by my creation. Will they ever love me as they loved Small Lady?

COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.

Sand Hawkins started his heroing career as a teenaged sidekick in the 1940's. One accident and fifty years of suspended animation later, he finally got to grow up. An adult Sand returned to the longjohns brigade to help refound the JSA, but he has become

He once told her how many kisses they had shared- two thousand four hundred and sixty-seven- and she was shocked. She didn’t even know when their first kiss had been. (He knew that too- March seventh.) NLLL

Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.

Gambit becomes distressed when he realizes that, Cajun though he may be, he is lacking in the accent department. So he sets off with fellow stereotype Pyro on a riotous and accent-filled journey! Warning: contains EXTREME accents. Read with caution.

Sousuke x Kaname. After the last episode, Sousuke tries to sort out his feelings, while Kaname hopes to express hers. 'I could make you dinner. Something special...' But does she really want to make him dinner? Or dessert?

Shingo Tsukino has always been Usagi's annoying little brother. What if he knows more about his sister than he's ever let on. This is a one shot fic of his thoughts and feelings about his sister and her destiny.

Celegorm reflects on Lúthien while he is keeping her captive in Nargothrond. A somewhat... alternative... view of his possible motives, inspired by Cirdan. Also features Celegorm's thoughts about Maedhros.

(Where You Want to Maim Somebody) It’s “that time of the month” for Cass and Anita, and the boys have made the mistake of eating all the ice cream and using all the Tylenol in the HQ. Oops. Revenge is sought by the girls. Revenge… and chocolate

This is my first proper romance story and it's H/G (Hermione/George). George comes up with a plan to get the matchmakers Lavender & Paravti off their backs - pretend to date each other. But are they pretending? Complete story.

After Fifth Year, Hermione agrees to go on family vacation with Luna. How it changed from searching for imaginary creatures to attending a tournament Hermione doesn't know. Or, Kakashi and a foreign civilian do something very stupid while inebriated.

Hermione’s curiosity about precisely how Voldemort survived becoming disembodied leads to surprising places. And that changes everything. Or, Hermione is given an impossible task and Itachi makes a friend his family would not approve of. Non-Massacre AU

Dawn makes a different wish to Halfrek. Left to figure out how to control her powers as the Key before she destroyed herself or the multiverse, Dawn sets out on a journey of self discovery, picking up unexpected strays along the way.

Between life and death a chance meeting leads to something neither could have imagined; a chance to fix what went wrong. But one should always remember that everything has a price. Hermione Granger/Hatake Kakashi. Naruto/HP

With a misinterpreted prophecy and the intervention of one of the supposed boy-who-lived's relatives, the world-both Wizarding and Muggle-won't quite know what hit it. A Harry Potter Marvel Comics crossover.

Hermione has never been one to ignore a challenge, but Officer Grayson may be more of one than she can handle. Meanwhile, Nightwing begins to investigate one of the more dangerous mysteries of Bludhaven. Hermione/Dick Grayson DC Comics/HP crossover

Mrs. Figg decides to raise Harry after seeing how they treat him. Harry shows up for first year after living in a galaxy far, far away for a decade. Tries to answer the question of what power the Dark Lord knows not is. StarWarsHP cross HarryJaina Solo

After the DoM, Harry finds himself caught up in events which lead to startling discoveries about himself and others. Harry soon finds himself pitted against both Voldemort and Dumbledore. IndependantHarry, slightly dark Harry. Crossover with Marvel Comics

Harry’s hero complex might just get him killed, if Pansy doesn’t murder him first. Harry learns that the Light Side isn't always the right side and that the means are at times far more important than the end. HarryPansy. A Harry Potter DC Comics xover.

Stargate crossover. A past mistake comes back to haunt Jack O'Neill several months after the mission to Abydos. Left ophaned, Luna is sent to live with a relative she didn't know she had, leading to changes in her time at Hogwarts. Eventual HarryLuna.

After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry sets out to find what's left of his mother's family. Unhappy with her the way her life is going, Hermione takes a new job that will set her on a collision course with one of her best friends. HPMarvelComics Crossover

Buffy and Pike have decided to get married. Pike is not exactly what he seems, as Dawn is soon to find out. Who is Pike, really? And for that matter, does it really matter? DawnTim Drake and BuffyPike BtVsXMenBatman crossover

Unable to return home after falling through a portal at end of S7, Dawn makes a new life for herself, only there's a couple problems: her new boyfriend is not exactly normal, and how exactly is she related to the Summers family anyway? DawnBart Allen.