Will & Grace (Lifetime, noon – 4 pm) | Before the first cork is popped, get a contact high off of Karen.

Brides of Beverly Hills (TLC, 1 – 5 pm) | At the center of the series is a bridal boutique that counts Paula Abdul, Heather Locklear and Raquel Welch among its clients. In other words, pretty dresses? Guaranteed. Long-lasting marriages? Not so much.