Britney Spears, Bitch Still Looking For New House

No, we're referring to her annoying-ass little Yorkie pup, named London for some reason. It's hard to tell which of the creatures below is more intelligent ...

Blissfully unaware that Halloween was like five weeks ago, train wreck Britney Spears stepped out in a hot pink wig with London in Los Angeles earlier this week.

Looking as professional as ever, Britney Spears and Robert Edie - her Realtor and possibly more - went looking for a new house for her in the upscale Brentwood section of L.A. (which we're sure would welcome her). Brit already owns homes in Malibu and Beverly Hills, but that's so far from downtown, you know?

Think Robert Edie can write a contingency into her purchase of sale agreement that stipulates he will get to third base with her on or before the closing date?

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.