If you’re G.I. Joe and you have a Jeep, are you really going to drive around WITHOUT a gun mounted in back?

If you have an uncapped four-wheeled motorized transport, you have two manly choices: you can either use a giant spiked German helmet for a top, or you can mount a huge gun in back, like G.I. Joe up there. That’s it. Those are your options.

Really, isn’t the latter the primary reason, even if it’s a subliminal desire, that a person buys a Jeep?