Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basketKnocks on the manager's doorGrooning to the muzak from a speaker in a shoe rackLays out her goods on the floorEverything she's chosen is conveniently frozen"Eat it and come back for more!"

Lady Window-Shopper with a new one in the hopperWhips up a chemical brewCroaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabreKnows how to flavour a stewNever need to worry with a tin of 'Hurri Curri':"Poisoned especially for you!"

No use to complainIf you're caught out in the rainYour mother's quite insaneCat food, cat food, cat food again

No use to complainIf you're caught out in the rainYour mother's quite insaneCat food, cat food, cat food again

Lady Yellow-Stamper with a fillet in the hamperDying to finish the courseGoodies for the table with a fable on the labelDrowning in miracle sauceDon't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food"Not even fit for a horse!"