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Ben Hill believes that the single best thing in the world is Bill Ripkens 1989 Fleer baseball card, in which fuckface is written on the knob of the bat. If you have lost your smile, but can realize that the Bill Ripken 1989 Fleer is keeping it for you, then things are not all bad.

Also not all bad: music. Ben writes about it. He is of the opinion that the Frogs and Black Sabbath are the two greatest bands of all time. Only when the line between genius and idiocy is blurred can truly transcendent art be made (see also: Charles Bukowski, Wildboyz, and How High).