Brad to the Bone

Brad Pitt Wears a T-Shirt Seemingly Designed By One of His Kids

A disclaimer: we do not know for certain if this T-shirt was, in fact, crafted by a member of the Brangelina Brood. We do not know if Knox made this in his pre-school art class and woke his father up on Father’s Day last year by tossing it on him. (“Look, Daddy, I drew you and Mommy at the Grouches!”) (In this hypothetical of ours, the Pitt-Jolies refer to the Oscars as the “Grouches” due to a long-standing Sesame Street-related “inside joke.”) And we do not know if, instead, Zahara and Pax drew it together, one of them tracing the design before the other filled it in with ink. But while none of us may know for certain, People and others are making educated guesses that this T-shirt—which Brad Pitt was photographed wearing at L.A.X. over the weekend—was crafted by one of his children. And it seems a pretty safe bet.

For one thing, these kids famously like to craft. People notes that Angelina Jolie recently wore a ring that was designed by son Knox for Mother’s Day, and she told People at the time, “Brad’s really creative with the kids, so they made a bunch of things like pillows and notebooks . . . Knoxy made me a picture of Maleficent that they made into a ring . . . They force me to wear silly things. I loved Goofy when I was little. So Pax drew me a Goofy shirt. I wore that with a crown Vivienne found for me.”

The shape and cut of the drawn “Angelina” dress are pretty on point, we must say, though her hair seems to have a certain curliness to it that appears a little more S.J.P. than Jolie. (Also, the dress should clearly be black, if we’re being fully accurate.) The “Brad” look is pretty perfect, though: the “Dad, you’re embarrassing us!” newsboy cap and the jacket draped over what appears to be an untucked patterned button-down.