One of my favorite things about TOURBUS is that we not only talk about neat
stuff on the Net, we also occasionally talk about some neat non-Net-related
stuff as well. For example, back on November 21st (TOURBUS -- 21 NOVEMBER
1996 -- HISTORIC EVENTS AND BIRTHDAYS) I told you that Sir Samuel Cunard
founded the Cunard/White Star Line, the company that owned the RMS Titanic
and that still owns the Queen Elizabeth 2. Well, it turns out that I was
not entirely correct. According to Graham Dodd, a TOURBUS rider in
Australia (the *DEEP* South)

Cunard never owned Titanic. Cunard Line was in opposition to
White Star Line up until the 1920's when it -- eventually -- took
over. Titanic was built in 1911, launched 1912 and sunk that
same year. The only "connection" between Cunard and Titanic is
the fact one of the Cunard Line ships is known for going to the
rescue -- namely RMS Carpathia. Nor did Cunard, therefore, have
anything to do with Titanic's 2 sister ships -- since the
Britannic sunk during WW1 in the Mediterranean and the Olympic
went to scrap before or near the same time as that final take-
over by Cunard.

A couple of TOURBUS riders also noticed that in my last post (TOURBUS -- 28
NOVEMBER 1996 -- SPAM!) I wrote

[I]f you receive an e-mail letter that asks you to forward the
letter to others, the only person that you should forward it to
is the sender's postmaster

and then I ended that post with

Send this copy to 3 friends and tell them to get on the Bus!

The only explanation for my apparent duplicity is: DRUNKEN SQUIRRELS MADE
ME DO IT! According to an article sent to me by Allen Agnew

Wildlife officials [in Lexington, Kentucky] are coping with a new
dilemma: Large numbers of obnoxious squirrels that sneak into
whiskey distilleries, eat the fermented grain --- and get roaring
drunk!!!
Citizens report hundreds of the long-tailed rodents reeling and
staggering across the roads of rural Kentucky.

Anyway, with both of those mistakes now corrected (or at least explained),
here is a quick message from the folks who were kind enough to make today's
TOURBUS post possible. Make sure that you stop by and thank them ... and
mention that the drunken squirrels sent you!

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In light of my recent TOURBUS posts about spams and urban legends, I have
two Web pages that I think y'all might be interested in. Our first stop is
the semi-official Urban Legends archive at http://www.urbanlegends.com/

By the way, make sure that you make "urbanlegends" plural -- if you try to
go to "www.urbanlegend.com" you'll end up at a really boring "under
construction" sign.

Anyway, for those of you who may not know what urban legends are, they are
stories that

Appear mysteriously and spread spontaneously in varying
forms;

Contain elements of humor or horror (the horror often
"punishes" someone who flouts society's conventions);

Make good storytelling; and

Do NOT have to be false, although most are. ULs often have a
basis in fact, but it's their life after-the-fact (particularly
in reference to the second and third points) that gives them
particular interest."

The best example of an urban legend is the "Craig Shergold" story that we
have talked about before (Craig's the kid who supposedly is dying of a
brain tumor and who wants to make it into the Guinness Book of World
Records for having the most cards ... only he is CURED and he DOESN'T WANT
ANY MORE DARNED CARDS!). Another popular urban legend, at least here in
the states, is that that "Mikey" kid from the Life cereal commercial died
from eating Pop Rocks. Both stories are false, but the Craig Shergold
story is a pretty good example of how some urban legends often have a basis
in fact. Craig was once ill, and he once wanted cards ... but that was
YEARS ago.

Anyway, back to the urban legends archive. I'm not sure how to describe
this homepage, other than to say that it is an absolutely *HUGE* archive of
information about pretty much every urban legend around. From "alligators
in sewers" to "Walt Disney on ice" this page chronicles everything!

The main urban legends archive has 22 different categories, ranging from
"Animals" (animal urban legends) to "TV" (I think you can figure out what
that one is all about). Most of the archive's categories are pretty
self-explanatory, except for these two:

- "AFU." AFU stands for "alt.folklore.urban," a usenet newsgroup
dedicated solely to the discussion of urban legends. As a
matter of fact, almost all of the articles that can be found in
the urban legends archive come from AFU.
- "Book Reviews." This category is not about the discussion of
urban legends surrounding book reviews. Rather, it is a
collection of reviews about the various urban legend books that
you can purchase at your local bookstore.

The other 20 categories are pretty straight-forward. For example, if you
click on the "Collegiate" category, you are taken to a page that contains
articles about such urban legends as "one word exams" and the "pennies for
college" scheme. [By the way, since my finals start next week, if any of
you can convince my professors to each give me "one word" finals, I will be
eternally grateful!]

Our second stop on today's tour of our little bus of Internet happiness is
a site that my father (the Rev. Bob "Bob" Crispen) told me about when I was
at home last weekend, eating turkey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Since so many of us are absolutely terrified about the possibility of
getting virused by the Net, and since there are so many virus hoaxes
floating around the Net right now that even the most level-headed of us has
to be at least a little bit leery, I am please to announce that there is
now a page on the Web that addresses -- and debunks -- almost every virus
story floating around.

If I were King of the Internet (instead of being what I am now: the global
village idiot), I would make it a law that every single person on the Net
visit this page. Actually, I would probably tell everyone to jump straight
to the "Read all about computer virus myths" subpage at http://www.kumite.com/myths/myths.htm

If you want to become a resident expert on everything there is to know
about viruses, this page is for you! This page explains, in simple
English,

How viruses really work,

The difference between viruses and trojan horses,

How you can and can not get a virus,

Why you can't get a virus or a trojan horse from a plain old e-
mail letter, and

How most virus stories are either absolute hoaxes or are
entirely overblown.

Again, if you are looking for a really good insider's look at the TRUTH
behind viruses and trojan horses, I can't overemphasize how important it is
for you to visit the Computer Virus Myths homepage.

That's it for this week! Have a safe and happy weekend ... and watch out
for drunken squirrels!

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