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…Especially while this 25 pound earring is pulling my head backwards! Help!”
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…Wait! Did he ask me to marry him or check his prostate?! I mean, that’s why I put on these gloves…”
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…I could say ‘Maybe’! Or ‘Perhaps’! What does ‘Indubitably’ mean again? I think that’s how pompous people say ‘Yes’. So that won’t work…”
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“…Wait! Did he ask me to marry him again or let him watch while I slept with his Dad again?!? Either way, I draw the line at making the same mistake five times in a row!”
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“…I could say ‘What do you use to brush your teeth? Pig Intestines?’. He says he uses Tom of Maine. But it smells more like Clive of Ohio. Oh jeez. That’s a piece of spinach stuck in his teeth. And we haven’t had spinach since dinner last Tuesday! Ugh! I know where his mouth has been. No wonder that rash hasn’t cleared up!”
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“…I could say ‘Nyet’ and make a run for it when he goes to use Google Translate…No. That won’t work. He still hasn’t paid me for the sex.”

… Oh wait! Maybe it’ll work if I tell him we’ll talk about it after I get over this pesky case of death…
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… I wonder if it will take his mind off of marriage if I knee him in the groin?
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… I wonder if he still keep asking me after I show him the strange growth I have…
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… Maybe if I tell him the joke about the Amish mechanic, he’ll leave me alone… (The glove reminded me of that one!)