Chantelle – Living The Dream!

hecklerspray has finally had a wish come true. It happens rarely, so go with us on this one, OK?

Chantelle, winner of the recent Celebrity Big Brother, will star in her own TV programme called… wait for it…

LIVING THE DREAM!

Wonderful, we’re sure.

Chantelle, winner of Celebrity Big Brother and alleged Paris Hilton lookalike will be hounded by cameras in her new reality TV show Living The Dream. She will
be followed around whilst slack-jawed viewers she if she really can ‘make it’
as a sapling celebritard.

Whether Celebrity Big Brother(DVDs) winner Chantelle can pull a Z-list footballer or end up with bone-headedPreston, only time will tell! We’re literally pissing our pants in
anticipation. Surely, Chantelle in Living The Dream will be the zenith in mong-casting history. An insider for the show said:

"We’re going to see if
Chantelle can really launch a pop career – maybe with her fake band
Kandyfloss. We’re also going to follow her as she is launched on
London’s top nightspots."

The
world has obviously not seen enough of Chantelle, even though she
recently showed her bosoms to tabloid newspaper readers and, well,
anyone who was interested, it seems. It really is heartwarming to see
that, by basically being a ‘balloon head’ (copyright Dennis Rodman) and
unabashed in your aim to sell your arse, anything in this world is
within your grasp.

Obviously the girl is popular, by virtue of
the fact she’s ‘quite nice to people’, and one should fully expect some
cloudy CCTV footage of Chantelle astride a tacky sports car with Dannii
Minogue cheaply pawing at her busters.

i think chantelle is great and i love her but most people dont like her because of some things that happened in celebrity big brother 2006 but i think she was brilliant all the way through the programme!