As the stereotypical trope goes, you have just woken up in the middle of a huge forest, with no memory of anything that has happened in your life before now. There's a name for this sort of thing, but you can't remember it. All you can remember is basic survival instincts, the fact that it's improper to go to the bathroom without wiping your butt afterwards, and a few popular TV tropes.You think you can remember your name... you know it starts with an R...You'll try to think of it later. For now, you're going to need to figure out a way to survive in this forest for the night, since it's evident that you won't be finding your way out before nightfall.

What should you do first?

(As these things go, everyone can post a command, and I'll roll the dice to decide which one to use. It'll be a lot easier for me that way. Whoever's command gets the highest roll will be used, etc. etc., you know how it goes.Also, as a note: For some reason when I export gifs on Flash, it gives the picture a sort of grainy effect, as you can see. I'm not sure how to fix it, but I'll figure it out eventually. For now, enjoy the lovely/ugly textured gifs I'll be uploading. Ahah.)

(Actually you can. It does the grain thing (called dithering) because GIFs can only process colors in a certain palette, and when you use colors that arent in that palette, it makes the image look grainy, but what its actually doing is inserting dots of white or black to make the color seem lighter or darker.))

Poland wrote:(( well then fixing it would just be having to find what colors don't dither then ))

(( Work in websafe? Turn off dithering? Change the palette settings? ...I could try to fix it in person, but if you can figure out any of that stuff you might be able to fix it :b ))Climb a tree and look around. and bleat like a goat.

None of those other options seemed very productive (or possible, given your limited physical capabilities and flexibility), so you decide to try climbing the tree instead.

As far as you see, the land is totally covered in a large deciduous forest, with a single wide river flowing through. On the other side of the river is a sheer rocky cliff. There are no visible civilizations anywhere around. You can hear the sounds of the animals all over the forest. In order to convey to the other animals that you are a friend, you bleat like a goat.

While you are up there, you also collect the bottle of PIBBS(?) from the branches.It looks more like a mysterious liquid than anything. You decide that it's best not to try drinking it until you can figure out what it is.

After quickly climbing down the tree (and after the writer has a HELL of a time getting the damn gif to work), you begin to walk along between the trees, peering suspiciously at the bottle of PIBBS(?). Although the name suggests that it should be some delicious, carbonated beverage, it seems to be no such thing. You feel an essence of power emanating from it, as if there is some MANA interlaced in the beverage. You stand by your previous decision to leave it be for now, until you can figure out what it is from another source.

It's a bit of a walk, but you eventually stop at a small clearing in the trees, through which you can see the land stretching before you. You can see some sort of glimmer in the distance...

As you watch, the glimmer grows bigger, until it's almost blinding. This is the strangest thing, it's as if the world around you is...