'SLIM KIM'S EXTREME REGIME'

She recently gave birth to her first daughter North West – but thanks to an ‘extreme diet and exercise regime’, new mum Kim Kardashian has already shed 50lbs in 40 days, this according to Star magazine.

The story says Kim spent the first half of 2013 ‘in misery, crying over her ballooning frame’ but now she’s getting in killer shape since giving birth in June.

A friend has told Star: “Kim has trainers and chefs working around the clock with her and while she has bonded with Nori, her main focus has been on her body rather than the baby.”

She’s been working with A-list trainer Gunnar Peterson who reckons he can whip her body into a ‘sex-kitten’ - which is a weird phrase.

He goes on to say the 32-year-old has a “laser-like focus and determination” as if she’s some kind of dieting robot.

A pal ‘whispered’ to Star: “Kris constantly makes comments to Kim about any loose fat she notices and tells her nobody wants to hire a fat girl.”

Her dieting secrets have been revealed if you believe Star, she has a chef making her fresh green juice of kale, celery, spinach, collard greens and cilantro.

They make up 80% of her diet while the rest consists of low-fat chicken with a light salad or steamed veggies. Which sounds a bit nice but awful for digestion and a nightmare for heartburn.

The little mole reveals that Kim does push-ups for her arms, different types of sit-ups and abdominal exercises for her stomach and squats for her thighs and butt.

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If the gossip in OK! USA is anything to go by then Kim might need her fighting fit physique to protest herself against potential kidnappers.

The article claims she and boyfriend Kanye West are so terrified for the child’s safety that they’re using body doubles of the rapper/media mogul tells OK!.

"Kanye's terrified they could be the target of a kidnap attempt - or worse. He's always been a worrier. But now that he's become a father, he says he's not prepared to take any chances - with anything.”

Kim has attracted stalkers in the past that have “really freaked her out,” according to a little friend with a motor-mouth.

A source told OK! USA she hopes the body doubles will be the perfect decoy and Kanye thinks the idea is “genius”.

Kim’s sister Khloe is desperately putting on a brave face and is trying to save her marriage amid reports hubby Lamar cheated on her.

A family source told In Touch the famous sister is “extremely lonely right now but is determined to get through this.”

A Kardashian insider added that Khloe is growing more aware that she’s the only one fighting to save the marriage and ‘Lam-Lam’ doesn’t want anything to do with her reality world.

But she’s a successful lass with her own money, her own business ventures and sources in the US gossip mags (ahem) are confident she’ll come out on top.

In the land of madness, Kris Jenner is in “booze hell” according to the National Enquirer, who say she ‘vomited on designer duds and blacked out on dirty floors,’ adding a source quote saying “she’s in total denial about having a problem.”

You might have seen it lingering on Twitter last week but Kris Jenner has been accused of bribing TV critics after a scathing review of her new talk show.

She sent a Tiffany pen to New York Post veteran wordsmith Linda Stasi, saying: “Sorry you didn’t like the show. When you think I’ve improved, maybe you will write a better review with this.”

This is quite funny, a nice touch and a veiled bribe. Ticks all of the boxes.

'LEA TORN BY TRAGIC CORY'

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Lea Michele is devastated by the tragic death of long-time love Cory Monteith and friends have told Us Weekly she’s still in no state to make a public appearance.

“She’s a wreck, completely devastated. They are so many emotions and thoughts that keep running through her head,” a source said.

Another insider adds: “She just wants to understand what happened and evaluate the facts. As torn apart as she is, she is organising everything for the family.”

A pal of Lea’s continued to apparently tell the magazine that Cory was planning a surprise party for her birthday in August, with the possibility of a trip together.

Glee creator Ryan Murphy has praised Lea and has involved her in the decision to return to Glee filming for three episodes in September , which includes a tribute to Cory, before taking an indefinite break.

Friends who have battled addiction have been a source of support to Michele. "They're explaining to her the mind of an addict," says the close friend to People magazine, "trying to tell her it's not her fault, there's nothing she could have done differently.

"Still, she can't understand why he was torn so suddenly from her life."

OK! USA are reporting that Lea “doesn’t want to get out of bed” and must do the Glee tour without the late actor.

She is currently contractually obligated to this summer’s Glee Live! Tour which means travelling the US performing the biggest hits from the sing-along show – for TWO years.

But an insider said there will be a discussion to see whether Lea is comfortable with life of the road.

'THE WEDDING IS ON!'

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It wouldn’t be a week in LA LA Land without talking about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, would it?

The couple were on the verge of finally tying the knot a few weeks ago – only for new reports to suggest they’re living apart and desperately trying to save their romance.

Well, we’re back to June this week as Us Weekly claim the wedding is ON! A pal of Jennifer has apparently gushed: “They’re madly in love. Justin hangs in her trailer when she shoots. They haven’t postponed the wedding – they just haven’t finalised plans yet!” Phewf.

But the gorgeous actress has been papped by Star magazine with a rather unflattering camera angle.

The headline reads: ‘Jennifer Flashes Some Saggy Skin On Her Usually Lithe Legs’.

The article goes on to quote Dr Anthony Young, a certified plastic surgeon, saying: “Jennifer appears to have some creepy skin on her left thigh. This commonly occurs due to unhealthy habits like smoking and excessive alcohol drinking.”

Which is probably the most offensive thing a professional could ever say.

'SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CLOO'

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Stunning model Stacy Keibler insisted she was totally FINE after her split from mega hunk George Clooney.

But there’s a bit of drama being whipped up in Us Weekly who claim George was chasing Eva Longoria. An insider told the magazine George hooked up with Eva while filming on Hot Stuff.

“George told her he was still with Stacy but planned to end the relationship,” a source said.

Before claiming a second source added that Eva wasn’t comfortable with dating another woman’s man and wasn’t interested in waiting for him to be single.

She began dating Ernesto Arguello and wrote on Twitter: “As interesting as the George Clooney rumours are, they’re not true.” Oh. Meanwhile, over at Star, it’s claimed Stacy wants her ex-boyfriend Geoff Stults back.

The couple dated for five years before she hooked up with G-Cloo . “Stacy was seeing Geoff behind George’s back, they would spend time together when George was out of the country,” a source claims.

She has been desperately chasing Boardwalk Empire star Michael Pitt according to the mag. She even dragged him along to sit next to her on the front row of a runway show at Paris Fashion Week.

The insider says: "He totally agreed to pose for pictures and sit next to Kristen. He wanted to help her out.

He saw that she really was in sincere pain. He agreed that it was way too soon for Rob to be dating Riley, Kristen's good friend."

Amazingly, the report claims it was actually Michael’s girlfriend Jamie was the one behind the mastermind plan to try and get Rob jealous. What a playground drama.

TO BABY OR NOT TO BABY?

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The secret to comedy is timing, which is what makes the cover of OK! USA quite funny.

They’ve splashed with the exclusive scoop that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are having a baby. The story continues to analyse the fact Blake wore a baggy jumper in warm weather which the source describes as “pretty obvious she was expecting a baby. She’s just waiting for the right time to make an official announcement.”

The little snake inside their inner-circle hissed to OK! USA: “She wants a big family and she has already began changing her champagne lifestyle to prepare for motherhood."

A source close to the hottest Hollywood couple adds: “Ryan wants a daughter. Blake just wants a baby who is happy and healthy.”

To be fair, we’re sure that’s what Ry-Rey would be pining for, too. Another insider is alleged to have blabbed to the mag: “He was ready to marry Blake straight away but he had to make sure she was on board for having his babies as soon as possible.”

Here’s the good bit... a representative for Blake said: “The story is 100% false. Blake is not pregnant.”

And while a baby might not be on the way at the moment, Ryan hasn’t been shy about revealing their plans to start a family in the future.

“We’d love to have a big family,” he told Details magazine earlier this year.

BITESIZE BITS FROM HOLLYWOOD...

- They might be Hollywood’s coolest and most dazzling couple, but former housekeepers of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have claimed they live like pigs, according to Globe. “It’s actually pretty disgusting,” remarked one cleaner, which basically means they’re not doing their job properly.

- Emma Roberts was sensationally arrested for alleged domestic violence against boyfriend Evan Peters . The couple – who have been dating for a year – won’t be splitting up as reps claim it was “an unfortunate incident and misunderstanding. A source added to Us Weekly: “The couple are working together to move past it.”

- We all know someone who is super addicted to refreshing their Twitter timeline and constantly monitoring their followers count. And even JAY Z – who recently dropped the hyphen in his name and went uppercase – said: “I can’t be on Twitter. It’s like weed. Too much is not good for me.”

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- The crackers at Globe are claiming Prince William ‘wins the crown’ and will be King after the Queen ranted and fumed at Prince Charles.

Which is the most inaccurate thing ever written. Camilla is allegedly livid by the non-decision and has threatened Charles with a $50million divorce if he doesn’t ‘outsmart his own son in the real life Game of Thrones’ report the Globe.

- Helen Mirren has revealed how she has the ability to rule the male species. She told People: “My seductive element is all about being a jolly good sport.

"I'm like, "Yeah, let's do that," or "Oh, that's really interesting!" Men love that type of attitude. Once I have their attention, I can for the most part charm them into what I want!”

She continues to say she works out three times a week but doesn’t drag herself down with the strict eating regimes.