EDIT: Crap! I just remembered: I'm married! That means no one would help me with it!

Ummm, statistically, that would impede only 40% of all men.You should consider other co-factors.

Edit: In truth, the only thing you'd be considering after 4 hours is a lidocaine injection and some dilaudid. Having ANY friends come see it after 4 hrs. would only be so that someone other than yourself can help you recall what it used to look like.