MAN LAW #7: The collapse of a lawn chair by someone sitting it is only funny if it's someone else

After all, a man must retain his authority - especially around the uniquely male preserve of the BBQ. The chef is the man in-charge - he who must be obeyed - but it can all go a bit pear shaped if the man in charge doesn't know what he's doing at the grill. What you're aiming for is the true mark of the expert - making it all look easy. Of course, it helps if you can actually make it easy, and that's where MAN LAW comes in. They've got the grill gadgets to make it all happen for you. A BBQ chef has many things on his mind and often the temperature of the beer is of more concern than the temperature of the grill. This lack of focus could cause problems. Take your steak, for example. If the grill is too cold, your steak won't seal when you put it on, causing the meat to become tough. From there, it's a short and slippery step to losing any semblance of BBQ authority that you might have. Luckily, the MAN LAW Grill Surface Gauge takes care of that threat for you. You can use the gauge on any cooking surface; it has a wide temperature range of 37.8'C - 426'C, and it's made from tough stainless steel with raised tabs for easy maneuverability.