Satan's biography - Think Atheist2016-12-10T03:24:39Zhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/satan-s-biography?commentId=1982180%3AComment%3A1234033&feed=yes&xn_auth=noActually I expect that humans…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-29:1982180:Comment:12404322012-12-29T02:00:33.260ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
<p>Actually I expect that humans have become much better at doing satans job, but without all that magical hocus pocus.</p>
<p>Actually I expect that humans have become much better at doing satans job, but without all that magical hocus pocus.</p> Much like jesus, very little…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12402872012-12-28T20:01:53.920Z_Robert_http://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/RobertCampbell
<p>Much like jesus, very little is known of satan's early years. Halloween was the only time he felt accepted. He tried comb-overs, ala Donald Trump, but even little red horns are hard to hide. You know how high school is all about cliques. Ever try showing up to band with a tail?</p>
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<p>Much like jesus, very little is known of satan's early years. Halloween was the only time he felt accepted. He tried comb-overs, ala Donald Trump, but even little red horns are hard to hide. You know how high school is all about cliques. Ever try showing up to band with a tail?</p>
<p></p> I liked his Xanth series and…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12401732012-12-28T19:13:32.269ZBryanPaulhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/BryanPaul
<p>I liked his Xanth series and Blue Adept series and Phase series.........Your right Piers is good.</p>
<p>I liked his Xanth series and Blue Adept series and Phase series.........Your right Piers is good.</p> Tom are you saying Satan beca…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12401642012-12-28T17:50:07.777Zonyango makagutuhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/onyangomakagutu
<p>Tom are you saying Satan became jobless after outsourcing? Terrible indeed!</p>
<p>Tom are you saying Satan became jobless after outsourcing? Terrible indeed!</p> Could it have been when gods…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12404002012-12-28T17:47:43.981Zonyango makagutuhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/onyangomakagutu
<p>Could it have been when gods came down to have some action with the maidens? The Caananites come on the scene quite late, don't you think.</p>
<p>I hope he didn't disappear between age 12 and 30, he must have attended school somewhere, worked some night shift and got a girlfriend in between</p>
<p>Could it have been when gods came down to have some action with the maidens? The Caananites come on the scene quite late, don't you think.</p>
<p>I hope he didn't disappear between age 12 and 30, he must have attended school somewhere, worked some night shift and got a girlfriend in between</p> well what light would you cre…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12401622012-12-28T17:45:07.309Zonyango makagutuhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/onyangomakagutu
<p>well what light would you credit Jeebus with? unless hell fire qualifies</p>
<p>well what light would you credit Jeebus with? unless hell fire qualifies</p> Satan became so busy writing…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12402452012-12-28T12:57:04.302ZTom Sarbeckhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/TomSarbeck
<p>Satan became so busy writing contracts offering rewards, such as party stardom and even baseball stardom, that he outsourced the research. Some of his researchers did shoddy work and gave him the contact info for people who had friends in the legal profession. Daniel Webster was one of the many lawyers who persuaded judges to rule Satan's contracts invalid.</p>
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<p>Satan became so busy writing contracts offering rewards, such as party stardom and even baseball stardom, that he outsourced the research. Some of his researchers did shoddy work and gave him the contact info for people who had friends in the legal profession. Daniel Webster was one of the many lawyers who persuaded judges to rule Satan's contracts invalid.</p>
<p></p> Can Satan's offspring cast of…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12400462012-12-28T06:34:08.997ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
<p>Can Satan's offspring cast off their propensity for mischief, with a proper hormonal balance?</p>
<p>Can Satan's offspring cast off their propensity for mischief, with a proper hormonal balance?</p> ..Next Satan.became a program…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12400932012-12-28T05:34:29.857Z_Robert_http://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/RobertCampbell
<p>..Next Satan.became a program manager for TV and introduced dozens of popular reality shows. Satan did this <strong>just to make it easier for God to see what his sheep were really doing</strong> (since God is busy hiding all those fossils.) Well, it turns out that God became a huge fan. He especially likes "Pawn Stars" because it reminds him of all the wheeling and dealing back when Catholics used to pay for forgiveness. Satan was like "God is such a freak, you just never what he will do…</p>
<p>..Next Satan.became a program manager for TV and introduced dozens of popular reality shows. Satan did this <strong>just to make it easier for God to see what his sheep were really doing</strong> (since God is busy hiding all those fossils.) Well, it turns out that God became a huge fan. He especially likes "Pawn Stars" because it reminds him of all the wheeling and dealing back when Catholics used to pay for forgiveness. Satan was like "God is such a freak, you just never what he will do next"</p>
<p>Since Satan's plan backfired, he went to Vegas to lay low for a while and also to enjoy the hot weather. While there he did a little consulting work for Circus Soleil and got to meet Al Pacino (one of his favorite actors). Then...</p> Some of Satan's offspring can…tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-28:1982180:Comment:12399352012-12-28T03:29:11.793ZTom Sarbeckhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/TomSarbeck
<p>Some of Satan's offspring can be found in the Vatican, attending services at Westboro Baptist Church, in the Republican Party, and in Salt Lake City.</p>
<p>Some of Satan's offspring can be found in the Vatican, attending services at Westboro Baptist Church, in the Republican Party, and in Salt Lake City.</p>