The backup dancers in this year's Eurovision were one of the biggest sources of amusement in there. There are the Turkish Batmen, of course (who at one point in the song form a Turkish man-boat), and then there's Moldova, whose backup dancers seem to have an obsession with the Cathy's House sketch that Vermillion Pleasure Night did a while back.

Eucalyptus is liver toxic so koalas are constantly hung over and cranky. They're unlikely to actually attack you but they'll definitely piss on you given the opportunity. Then, of course, there are their lethal relations... DROP BEARS