About Me

I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, October 7, 2016

FRIDAY #2845

The Beer Can ManThat's the idiot who threw a beer can at the Baltimore outfielder yesterday.Guy in bottom left - whoa, wasn't me.

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>I once accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar thinking it was a terrible wine.

>ANIMALS

TurkWhatTheFucken?

You think some human had to teach him to do that? If so, why?

He must be watching football on TV...

Why you should never attempt to outrun a bear.

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My bartender came up with a drink called the 911. It's a Manhattan served with two Kamikaze shots.

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SCIENCE "FACTS" I HOPE ARE TRUE

> This kid is coming out from under some heavy-duty medication.I found that hilarious.

> Two of my favorite characters...And...

>I'm old. I like things like this.Speaking of...I made a mistake the other day when I showed you an army phone with 'Listen' and 'Talk' on each end. I stated that there were probably many new recruits that had never seen such a phone...as is the case with this child below.But then I got to thinking...who the hell hasn't seen a dozen movies with scenes of people talking on such phones? Did they just forget all those?

>China’s Unmanned Space Station Will Be Crashing Into Earth Next Year.Normally, a decommissioned satellite or space station would be retired by forcing it to burn up in the atmosphere. This type of burn is controlled, and most satellite re-entries are scheduled to burn up over the ocean to avoid endangering people. However, it seems that China’s space agency is not sure exactly when Tiangong-1 will re-enter the atmosphere, which implies that the station has been damaged somehow and China is no longer able to control it.Just something else to worry about.

> I don't get this.Anybody?

>A long time viewer sent me this text exchange herself and her grown son. I thought it hilarious.

>Speaking of irony...

>Yes, I get preachy sometimes, but if we could all just step back and look at this rationally we would all agree this system sucks.

>SOME PEOPLE DO SOME EXTRAORDINARY THINGS RATHER WELL This guy hit on a great idea and shared it with the world.Clean a burned pan with no effortThree simple steps: 1. Add water, dish soap and a dryer sheet to your burnt pan2. Let it sit for an hour3. Wipe clean(well four steps, if you include burning the pan as the first step)Note: I would recommend Dawn detergent.

Somebody want to explain this sorcery to me?

Problem solving at its best...

Tahitian dance practice - Burning Thigh TortureIndeed.

This guy converted a pair of ammo boxes into two twin locking storage units for bike, and still keep basket space. Cost about $12.00.

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Never put down someone who mispronounces a word; that tells you they learned it from reading.

>SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING RETARDED We have all seen sink holes expand very rapidly...

Very close call...

Why would any sane person think this was a worthwhile endeavor?

This one doesn't really count as retarded.He's not the blame. The alcohol is the blame.

This is another example of trying just a little too hard to come up with something different...Like making art out of one dollar bills.

Out runs a ski boat...no brakes to speak of.

Can you spot the ex-soccer player?

And this guy is a pro!Oh, hell no...

The black toenail is a nice touch. I guess that would make it easier to ID his foot in case things went south.

I'm just going to assume this guy is stone cold drunk.

I KNOW this is a repost, but I have a question about it.Do you need a key to hit the emergency stop button or could anybody do it?

One of the greatest moments in feminism.

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The English language lacks a word to mean "To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them".