The bombs been detonatedI'm just waitin' for an explosion, I was just waitin' on 2nd and it was time for me to close in on 3rdWith blurred vision and in, precisely placed slurred words we started kissin'Man listen, it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budgetBut fuck it, I was drunk and I admit I loved itEvery last second, I couldn't kill that thought of us butt ass nakedTele' surfin' with the fan on, chattin' about the session and, slowly gettin' into some closet skeleton confessionsThat's when, she made a offer that I couldn't refuseAnd chills went up and down my legs like Samoan tattoosShe said she had a pad that wasn't too far away, and said she'd love if I stayed til the following daySo it was time to exit stage left, I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs, gathered my thoughts and took a deep breathAnd now we're walkin' to the door but, right before we stepped outside she bought me one moreAnd now I'm feelin' it, I had my had down my pocket but she's stealing it,with our fingers in a locket and as we're walkin' down Exchange Street, withour hearts pitter pattering to the same beatAnd then she popped the question like "Jack, you evah been in love?" I'm like "pshhh not that I recall"Well there was one situation, but I didn't have the patience, or the balls to say it and everytime I tried I just digitally delayed itAnd it sounded like something blah blah blah blah, man my speach impetement left my heart vacant without a single residentThe first tenant got evicted the second she settled in, I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept peddlin'If it wasn't for meddlin' kids would love even exist nope, if it wasn't for alcohal would I even be saying this nopeShe probably took offence, I probably started gettin' sober 'cause she started gettin' ugly and I think probably told herThen my feet got heavy, I started drippin' sweat, knew I was gettin' into something I'd probably regretRight when I lit the cigerrette I caught a case of the spins, and started wishin' I was still at the bar with my friendsAnd then it happened, I fell flat on my faceWhen I awoke I found I was in a very strange placeI must've got my wish granted 'cause I was butt ass naked, but the only downside was that the room was very vacantExcept next to the bed there was this note on the dresser, while I'm tryin' to deal with this hangover head pressureWith a smile I grabbed the note, lit a smoke and sat back, "Dear whoever, lose my number P.S. the sex was wack"