Pete, President, is now: Herder of the donkeysSpunkey, A Professional Monkey Rustler, is now: AsleepRob, Cheese maker extrodinare, is now: Professionally dementedMatt, Johnny Java, is now: a caffeine zombieFiona, Favorite of the fortnight, is now: just hanging around

Additionally the following people were appointed to these (non)existent positions:

Graham MacDonald, Sgt Pepper's Stunt Double, has been appointed to: the guy who makes Curly Wurlys curlyAndyCat, Ninja Monk Assassin 1st Class (Pending), has been appointed to: Reverend (but only in Flordia)Runt has been appointed to: Cyber zombieGreg has been appointed to: Lexus' stunt doubleCraig M has been: Sitting in the corner looking bored

Any and all correspondance with the above mentioned members must be done utilising their new positions.