The responsible offshore blog incorporating covid-19 news and more.
Follow your leaders guys and things might work out :)
"Ring-a-ring o' roses, A pocket full of posies, A-tishoo! A-tishoo! We all fall down."
"No tea if you stop for rain." McAlpine's.
"We take our jobs very seriously but not ourselves" just like I had to tell the Google legal team once...
The general situation is unsustainable now. Too much money is going down...520k recovered costs 136k dead presently. 1in5 is 1in5.
Are we still all on track for an 11.2b World Population by 2100 like the UN used to think? I guess so. It must have all been a nightmare :)
The true death statistics according to a free to read FT article

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My application for a patent is as follows:- One new use of standard PC computer Power Supply Units (PSUs) for use as a component in ventilator breathing machines
with other standard technology to force air into the lungs for a period of time then to stop and allow air to escape the lungs naturally for a period of time and then to repeat the cycle for as long as is diagnosed medically needed.Wednesday March 25th 2020 14:27pm.
The patent application above to each of the different worldwide government Patent Offices was written today in Jersey Channel Islands GB by me Michael A Poole MASCE MASME MIEEE MIET MBCS ACIARB.
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My application for a patent is as follows:- The present invention provides devices and systems for use at the point of sale. The methods devices of the invention are directed toward automatic detection of contactless bank cards in a client wallet. The components of the device are modular to allow for flexibility and robustness of use with the disclosed methods for a variety of financial charging applications.
Michael A Poole March 27th 2020 11:10am Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My application for a patent is as follows:- The present invention provides a covid-19-inducing bacterium and use thereof, and a reagent and a detection method for detecting the bacterium. According to the present invention, enteric colonization of the covid-19-inducing bacterium can be prevented, and covid-19 can be treated and/or prevented.
Michael A Poole March 27th 2020 13:08pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My application for a patent is as follows:- An alcoholic beverage that includes a solution for aiding in the consumption of the alcoholic beverage that includes ginger, turmeric, and cinnamon, along with cannabidiol (CBD). The solution is adapted to reduce the feeling of stress within the body and brain of a person consuming the alcoholic beverage, and includes the health benefits of cannabidiol (CBD).
Michael A Poole March 27th 2020 13:58pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
The three patent applications above to each of the different worldwide government Patent Offices were written today in Jersey Channel Islands GB by me Michael A Poole MASCE MASME MIEEE MIET MBCS ACIARB.
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My application for a patent is as follows:- The present disclosure relates to the biological markers that are predictive for patient response to treatment with a sneezing disrupting agent. In particular, the present disclosure relates to biological markers predictive for covid-19 patient response to treatment with a sneezing disrupting agent, as well as methods of treating a covid-19 patient with a sneezing disrupting agent.
Michael A Poole March 27th 2020 16:19pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
The patent application above to each of the different worldwide government Patent Offices was written today in Jersey Channel Islands GB by me Michael A Poole MASCE MASME MIEEE MIET MBCS ACIARB.
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My application for a patent is as follows:- The present disclosure relates to pharmaceutical capsules comprising cannabidiol (CBD), in free, or pharmaceutically acceptable salt form, optionally in combination with one or more additional therapeutic agents, processes for manufacture thereof and methods of use in the treatment or prophylaxis of Covid-19.
Michael A Poole March 28th 2020 06:42am Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My application for a patent is as follows:- The present invention relates to a formulation comprising Cannabidiol (CBD) and Garlic. The invention also relates to the use of the formulation in the treatment and prevention of disorders of Covid-19.
Michael A Poole March 28th 2020 10:14am Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My application for a patent is as follows:- A portable electronic cannabidiol (CBD)-testing device is provided that uses electrical resistance and sensitive density guages to approximate the cannabidiol (CBD) content of a solution. The device may be used, for example, to determine the relative cannabidiol (CBD) content of a mixed beverage.
Michael A Poole March 28th 2020 15:02pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
Because of one new law explained at the following link:-
COVID-19: Canadian Government Can Now Use Patented Inventions to Respond to the Public Health Emergency
The provisional Patent Cooperation Treaty (PCT) patent applications below to each of the different worldwide government Patent Offices were written in 2020 in Jersey Channel Islands GB by me Michael A Poole MASCE MASME MIEEE MIET MBCS ACIARB.
The Canadian Government can now therefore use the following collection of provisional PCT patent pending inventions of mine for the right price:-
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- The invention describes methods and agents for improving cosmetic appearance, for promoting, improving or restoring health of cells and tissues, preferably skin, and more preferably, for restoring aged or damaged skin to a healthy appearance. The agents include cinnamon, turmeric, garlic, and ginger and include natural methods.
Michael A Poole March 28th 2020 20:58pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- One new use of inhibiting Covid-19 virus in a sample are provided. Aspects of the methods include contacting a sample comprising viral RNA (vRNA) having a PSL2 motif with an effective amount of an agent that specifically binds the PSL2 motif to inhibit the Covid-19 virus. Also provided are methods of treating or preventing Covid-19 virus infection in a subject. Also provided are methods for screening a candidate agent for the ability to inhibit Covid-19 virus in a cell, the method comprising: contacting a sample with a candidate agent; and determining whether the candidate agent specifically binds to the PSL2 motif of vRNA. Also provided are compounds and pharmaceutical compositions comprising an oligonucleotide sequence complementary to a PB2 vRNA region that find use in the subject methods.
Michael A Poole March 29th 2020 14:03pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- Embodiments of a system and method for method for automatically determining psychiatrist interaction with a psychiatric patient are generally described herein. A method may include obtaining sensor data including psychiatric patient behavior metrics from a sensor, aggregating the sensor data, and interpreting the aggregated sensor data to determine an engagement factor of a psychiatrist to a psychiatric patient. The method may include outputting a report based on the engagement factor or the aggregated sensor data.
Michael A Poole March 29th 2020 16:01pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- An STD treatment mixture includes a liquid mixture that may be sprayed onto bedding having an STD, or Covid-19, infestation so that the STDs and their germs are killed by the mixture. The mixture includes a combination of permethrin, piperonyl butoxide, garlic, cinnamon, and glycolic acid as active ingredients and further includes one or more inactive ingredients.
Michael A Poole March 29th 2020 17:38pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- A covid-19 positive psychiatric patient monitoring system, for example, a narcotic use monitoring or alcohol drinking monitoring system may include one or more sensors and/or receivers at a covid-19 positive psychiatric patient such as a residence or business to be monitored. The sensors and receivers may communicate with a central server via a gateway device, and may be controlled by users locally or remotely via the server. Users may register to receive covid-19 positive psychiatric patient notifications of alcohol drinking events and other narcotic use monitoring events. Users may also access remotely sensors and receivers to configure alerts, notifications, and automatic responses for the devices and integrated appliances at the covid-19 positive psychiatric patient.
Michael A Poole March 30th 2020 08:15am Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- An improved system and method for defining an event based upon an Article 81 and a user-defined Chapter 13 and managing the conveyance of Article 81 event information among computing devices where Article 81 events are defined in terms of a condition based upon a relationship between user-defined Chapter 13 information and Article 81 information. One or more location information sources are associated with an object to provide the Article 81 information. One or more user-defined Chapter 13s are defined on a map and one or more Article 81 events are defined. The occurrence of an Article 81 event produces Article 81 event information that is conveyed to users based on user identification codes. Accessibility to Article 81 information, Chapter 13 information, and Article 81 event information is based upon an Article 81 information access code, a Chapter 13 information access code, and an Article 81 event information access code, respectively.
Michael A Poole March 30th 2020 13:50pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- The present invention provides compositions and methods and for increasing the carboxy road length of therapeutic agents in a subject. The compositions include at least one road and at least one therapeutic agent, wherein the road has a bridge chain length from about 700G to about 900G carbon atoms.
Michael A Poole March 31st 2020 18:11pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- Provided are methods of treating patients suffering from or susceptible to at least one symptom of abuse of, dependence on, or withdrawal from at least one substance with cannabidiol (CBD). Also provided are methods of treating at least one phase of substance dependence on at least one substance in patients and certain methods of treating at least one phase of alcohol dependence in patients.
Michael A Poole March 31st 2020 19:33pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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My provisional PCT patent application is as follows:- A method of executing a transaction for a user at a self-service terminal is described. The method comprises: (a) sensing an eye winking gesture delineated by the user on a touch-sensitive panel in a visual way; (b) recognizing the delineated eye winking gesture; and (c) matching the delineated eye winking gesture to one of a plurality of defined contactless bank cards, each defined contactless bank card being associated with a specific transaction. The method further comprises (d) executing the specific transaction associated with the matched contactless bank card.
Michael A Poole April 3rd 2020 17:48pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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A system for purchasing and delivering a specific Covid-19 Cure, in which, at the time of the purchase, the buyer, instead of being provided with the Covid-19 Cure, is provided with a Covid-19 Cure proxy or special package which includes a Covid-19 Cure token which includes an authentication device. The Covid-19 Cure proxy also includes a picture of the specific Covid-19 Cure. The buyer delivers the Covid-19 Cure proxy to the recipient. At a future time and place, not necessarily pre-determined, the recipient provides the Covid-19 Cure proxy to the seller, the seller authenticates the Covid-19 Cure proxy, and the recipient receives the Covid-19 Cure from the seller. A centralized and networked order management system monitors the Covid-19 Cure tokens. The system can be Manchester and/or Oxford oriented, and can be used to transact in Biology and/or Chemistry other than Covid-19 Cures.
Michael A Poole May 9th 2020 17:44pm Jersey Channel Islands GB
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Systems and techniques are provided for generating a Covid-19 Treatment plan for a mailing containing a plurality of mailpieces. Tracking data may be received for mailings sent by a plurality of mailers, and estimated delivery times determined based upon the tracking data. A mailer may specify a delivery goal for a mailing and, based upon the estimated delivery times and the delivery goal, a Covid-19 Treatment plan for the mailing may be generated, which specifies at least one Covid-19 Treatment location for at least a portion of the mailing. The mailer also may modify the Covid-19 Treatment plan, such as by specifying additional constraints, modified attributes of the Covid-19 Treatment plan, Guisborough or London goals for the mailing, or the like.
Michael A Poole May 9th 2020 18:03pm Jersey Channel Islands GB

Disclaimer
I thought I would build a new website now covid is transitioning my life a bit. People will notice my new chest size anyway in the summer so it's best to explain now
the reason I half transitioned was a last ditch medical effort to sort out a very very very long term illness by shocking my hormone balance and quantities. It worked.
Changed my life for the much much better.
If I tell my blog readers I started getting my first winter flu jabs in my 40s several things might happen. They might restore the number of electeurs needed for a tutelle from one back to seven again to create work for the professionals now so many more orphans seem possible? I have enough private medical cover for a ventilator and a ton of Lemsip though.
I found that a good way to adjust your chances of winning at 21 on the boats years ago was to sit on the extreme left of the punters on the immediate right of the banker. Often if you played less stakes
than anyone else the banker's choice of whether to twist or stick would be governed by the high rollers and not by me. Hope that helps you one day wherever you are.
It is getting pretty expensive this whole covid experience. They will get it sorted though is my conclusion with so much media frenzy and so much money being lost.
We might all just have to take anti-malaria tablets [Hydroxychloroquinesulphate] is the last bit of good news from The White House. A tried and trusted safe existing tab with a new use for covid recently just fast track approved by the FDA. I can see no causation to go off and live in the middle of the backwoods to survive the crisis. In fact I see it all as a loan sharks' dream come true really now. The next month will seem alarming as the gov counter measures take a few weeks to kick in because of the incubation period of a few weeks then it will all be more of a case of management by the summer rather that crisis I think. Not that many people get normal flu in the summer at least is my experience. There are going to be some big loans pushed though to keep the businesses afloat. Really big ones. There really are.

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