Friday, February 24, 2006

Ok, Now I have Officially Heard It All

MCKEESPORT McKeesport Police say they are now checking surveillance video to get a picture of the man who allegedly asked a clerk to heat up a severed male body part in a microwave at a local convenience store.

McKeesport Police say a man walked into the store, located on Fifth Avenue, and asked the clerk to use the microwave oven.

After the clerk noticed a strange smell coming from the microwave, she told police she opened the door and discovered human male genitalia wrapped in a paper towel cooking inside.

McKeesport police told KDKA the man fled with the severed body part after she made the discovery. She then called the police.

Ok, to avoid a lawsuit, I just glued two headlines together that are unrelated. The story of the microwaved penis does not mention which store the incident happened in, but WTF? I guess I can die in peace knowing that I have now heard of every possible thing that this wonderful world has to offer.