You rise from your slumber to find that the house has been ransacked. The drawers are all hanging open, their contents strewn about the floor. Broken bits of your favorite possessions and shredded papers are everywhere. Even half eaten pieces of food litter the ground and it’s hard to take a single stride through the chaos without stepping onto something. Most worrisome though is the … Continue reading It’s a Jungle In Here

The Marine….yeah so…I finally watched most of that one. I’ve been trying to get through that cinematic turd for weeks. The bad guy from Terminator 2 reprises his role as an emotionless killer and sociopath; big stretch for that guy. He and his gang of no name actors have John Cena’s wife for some reason and John keeps chasing them around some … Continue reading The Marine (2006) Starring John Cena as John Triton