Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal. Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat […]

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"…

Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is this one one one one?” says the voice. Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?” Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you […]

Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. " …