Who wrote the TSG article? It sounded like a Brit, using words like "tins". But I got more of an impression that it was copied from some inadequately sourced newspaper article written in England based on some rumors from some African tourists, proofread in Scotland, emailed to Russia for fact-finding, passed through the Chinese Central Committee for flavor and bounced to TSG for release.

Wait. Now it sounds like I'm giving TSG cultural points they haven't earned.