Blair: I need you to relieve all that pent up tension before my first performance review tomorrow. And you better not be selfish, Archibald! You know what I mean. A woman remembers.Nate: This is why you've been dragging me around?Blair: What's the big deal? It's not like you haven't done it before. Just think of her as a younger, more flexible Lady Catherine.

Eric: I'm sure Ben was a perfectly nice guy when Serena met him. But you lock anybody up for three years.Dan: And for a crime he didn't commit.Eric: I have seen every episode of Oz. That place can change a man.

Blair: You and I bonded over a mutual love of scheming. And burlesque. Find something that you and Reyna both share. Let your guard down. Show her a side of you that no one else sees. I hear girls love that.Chuck: Open up and she'll be forced to follow suit.Blair: And once you hook her, reel her in, gut her emotionally and throw the carcass overboard.Chuck: You really do have a gift.

Nate: Did I hear Reyna just leave? What is that, three days in a row now? Things are getting serious.Chuck: Not fast enough. We're stuck in this meaningless mind-blowing sex loop.Nate: I'm sorry to hear that.

Follow Gossip Girl

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

Chuck: There's a difference between a great love and the right love. I left the Empire State Building last year after two minutes when you didn't show. Louis waited all night. This is your chance at happiness. You think you shouldn't want it 'cause you've never had it and it scares you. But you deserve your fairytale.Blair: We make our own fairytales.Chuck: Only when we have to.