Aged Fetishists Confound A&E

A&E specialists have demanded more training for staff after a series of incidents found staff unable to cope. "We have had several instances in recent weeks of older patients coming to us unable to undo the buckles on their rubber clothing or struggling with cords they have been bound up with, due to arthritic fingers or lack of mobility. Staff not trained in yachting or girl guiding simply cannot be expected to deal with this without further training." A spokesmedic said. "We have heard rumours of a rogue WI nearby and we would warn people to think twice before going into complex situations just on the say so of 'don't knock it until you have tried it Betty' talks which are given without even a nice cup of tea or a cake competition to bring a sense of reality." Neat-o