Wimmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddiesDon't let 'em pick guns up and own Tonka trucksMake 'em be eunuchs, abortions, and suchWymmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddiesThey'll leer at our kind and they're always dead wrongAbort them; sisters, be strongLaddies ain't easy to rule and they're harder to breakAnd they'd rather give you their root than submit or quakeButt cracks, belt buckles, and old-style chivalryEach night wounds a ladyAnd if an accident happens and he don't die youngHe'll probably ruin your dayWhimmin don't let your ova devolve to be laddiesDon't let 'em get hormones and read girly magsMake 'em be pansies and ninnies and nags (this is a PC song, comradettes)Whymmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddiesThey'll always do crime and they're eager to killEven whether for good or illLaddies like smoking in foul rooms and deer kills and cleaningsWarming Earth's climate, kiddie porn, and date rape at nightAnd we that don't end him will serve himAnd them that don't just might come to want to take himHe is wrong: he must pay for itAnd his pride will let him do things to make you think he's rightGirlfriends don't let your ova devolve to be laddiesDon't let 'em invent stuff and enjoy equal rightsMake 'em feel insults and terror and slightsLadies don't let your ova devolve to be laddiesThey'll never turn X and they'll always ask whyIt's due to chromosome YWimmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddiesDon't let 'em in college or read vile DWEM booksMake 'em be servants and cell-stock and such

Are you sure this was not writen by Comrade Valerie Solanas of SCUM Manifesto fame?If a comrade can point me to a book as vile wonderful as this writen about wimmin it would be much appreciated. The 6666 Janyt Woomba Loomba's are looking for supporting material for the umpteen thousands of books written on misoginy. Misandry is still not a real word according to academia, so were all gooda there. The Gender Issues and The Law texts studied in Law school already include large portions written by Dworkin and Stienman, but they're looking to get Solanos included too.

Only correct thought guided Comradette Steinem's lyrics. I have that straight from her lips to mine. Confidentially, let me tell you I was surprised after I expressed an interest in her, feeling at my root the Power of the People, how much she wanted for sharing "free love" right then and there. Frankly, it crossed the line into outright capitalism!

With your sharp olfactory prowess and shovel, I'm sure you can find plenty of royalty to dig up, be it politically benign like Michael Jackson or politically incorrect like Tsar Nicholas II's family. Besides, I think it's better to "spread rights around," enough so that everyone gets them but at an amount that equals effectively nothing.

Comrade Red Rooster,

Let's say I offered to hide a particular sausage not obtained through the normal queue or ration channels, which makes it all the more--ah--valuable; accordingly, Comradette Steinem assumed I'd be willing to pay her quite a bit to hide it with me, when I thought I would be doing her a favor.

There you go again Comrade Tovarich not promoting sex workers unions and the absolute loftiness of being a hooker, er most astute and noble agent of monkey sex for kapitalist exploitation units, like any good collectivist properly re-educated in post modern academia knows IS Truth to Power(TM).

When the ho bytch good Comrade Steinman requests kapitalists exploitation units, you say ..."how many and in what denomination and may I lick you toes afterwards madame sex worker of the highest order of Obama and Pups Pleasure Palace."

And when in the county of Nye at a certain Giverment procured ranch, don't forget to BYO, because it went bankrupt in the hands of The People's Pleasure Palaces Czar.

[justify]I denounce this song for implying, that becoming a "laddie" constitutes "evolving" for any part of a womyn's body — including the ovary.[/justify][justify]It is obvious, that this process is nothing but degeneration or devolving.[/justify]

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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