I hate Khazan. I really do. I hate this whole stinking multiverse. I liked it better when it wasn't real-- just a silly little game I'd play while bored-- that is all the time. But noooooooo..... there just had to be some disgruntled gods that thought I was being arrogant and egotistical by playing this innocent game and dragged me to this world to teach me a lesson... then left me here after my lesson was long over. I'm not bitter... really, I'm not. I'm not the type to get bitter. Irked that my life was thrown off track to suit the whims of The Powers That Be, yes, but not bitter. No, I'm perfectly happy, honest. I enjoy getting slapped about my that transsexual The Green Nyght. I revel in the fact that I was thrown into a bizzare Pokemon-Spinoff universe called Turquoise Version (*shameless plug* members.dencity.com/hexxjo/poke/index.html *shameless plug*) where I was hounded by hordes of zombies with only my cats and a Psyduck that could kill people with his Sleepy Eyes of Death attack. Actually, that was kinda cool... but back to my sarcastic ranting. I can't express the sheer JOY that I get from the chaos that I've seen. I've cowered in the face of Quietus. I've gotten the crap kicked out of me by All-Father. I've faced a GIANT FREAKY EVIL SCARY SMILEY FACE for crying out loud! I hate Khazan! I hate Khazan! HATE HATE HATE! And its only getting worse. More people are COMING. More poor saps that'll most likely make my life more of a living hell. Someone shoot me now. Please?

Personality, huh? You can stereotype me as your classic Luckless Anime Boy. I'm quiet and shy when around people that I'm not too familiar with. I'd be a lot happier if I was just left to my own devices, but unfortunately that never happens. I'd rather just duck and hide away when things get hairy, but if need be I'll stick up for myself. Grudgingly I'll do it, but I do have a backbone... somewhere. I probably left it in my other pants... back on my own world... but I do have one. Ok, I'm a coward, I admit it! Geeze... you people... always wanting the truth in these writeups...

Empathy

Empathy: Standard

Yeah... I'm really in tune with emotions and all that jazz. Yes, I'm not the most macho or masculine of guys. I already said I'm a coward, man, don't get on my case anymore.

Raven! Milo! K! Formation, GO!

Tactician: Supreme

Why the cats actually listen to me, I don't know. If I were one of them, I'd just turn my tail and go take a nap. But Raven, Milo, and K seem to actually want to get out there and fight it out in the arena. Guess its that predator instinct long suppressed by domestication rearing its cute little whiskered head. The cats'll actually follow my command and run attack schemes. I just don't think they appreciate it when I yell "Raven, I choose you!" or "Milo, use your Attack Formation #45 attack!" Even cats don't dig Pokemon it seems...

Danger Sense

Danger Sense: Standard

Oh yeah... I have a LOT of experience with Danger. When you get bopped with a giant mallet as many times as I have, you'll be able to see danger coming as well. Now getting out of the way in time... that's another story.... ACK! *gets clobbered by a giant mallet by a shadowy figure in the background* See what I mean. I see it coming, but that doesn't mean I don't get clobbered...

Quick Wits And All That Jazz

Super Speed: Supreme

Probably my only real asset in life. My mind is quick. Really quick. Bullet train quick. Stuff comes to me just like that. *tries to snap his fingers, but fails miserably* I said... like THAT! *does it again and fails* Ugg.... ok... well, lets just leave it at that, shall we? *continues to try to snap his fingers*

The Luckless Anime Boy Effect

Lucky: Supreme

You call this LUCK? I narrowly avoid death when confronted with deities far more powerful than my mortal mind can comprehend. I duck behind a corner just as the ray gun goes screaming past by head. I roll all 10's when playing Vampire with Josh Stone just to have him get angry with me and burn my character sheet for power gaming. You call this LUCK? If I were TRULY lucky, I'd be HOME watching TV and going to SCHOOL like a NORMAL person. This isn't luck, this is retribution for past lives.

Meow? Possibly. Meow? Gotcha!

Communicate with Animals: Standard

Just because I can understand WHAT they're saying, doens't mean I actually UNDERSTAND them. Even when you can communicate with a cat, that doesn't mean you get any sort of glimpse into their kitty psyche. They're still just as elusive and uncomprehensible. Now they just have an easier way of demanding food...

The Tri-Kitty Force of DOOM!

Beast Master: Standard

Yeah, right, whatever. K insisted that their team be called that. Don't look at me like that, I'm not THAT lame. Three cats that go out into battle... even I'm perplexed by the notion and I own them. Whatever gets things done, I guess...

Raven, Milo, And Demon Cat K

Beast Master: Standard

Raven has that sleek leopard look going for him. Real quiet, talks in a whisper most of the time. Milo is a tabby cat, yellow and stuff, and is probably the laziest being this side of Lord Apathy. K isn't REALLY a demon, but her disposition is akin to one. Real nasty, growls when she doesn't like the way you're petting her. They don't really ammount to much individually, but together they muster enough firepower, figuratively speaking of course, to muster something resembling an offense. They do seem to enjoy the battle though, and don't seem to realize they really aren't causing that much damage...

Ringnifti: Goddess-In-Training

Spellcraft: Superior

Ranged Attack Only

Area Affect

Double Damage to l3v:Arcane Lore

Weakness: Power in Item - Easy to Lose

Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use

Yeah, so I was trying to call out for takeout one night. The other guys were all busy doing whatever it is they do when they're not mooching. So I dial up the pizza place, half expecting the Saint of Pizza Delivery to answer, like he did that one time. Just my luck, I did dial the wrong number... but it wasn't even a pizza place. "Powers That Be Hotline, Ringnifti speaking!" said the high pitched voice on the other line. I passed out from shock right then and there, seeing that my Oh My Goddess obsession had manifested itself in Khazan. When I came to, this girl was standing over me. She was nothing like Belldandy, failry ordinary looking. She had a little badge on her shirt. "Goddess-In-Training" it said. She started to talk once I came to, saying something about how I get one wish and stuff like that. Half conscious, I mumbled something. Don't remember what it was now, but now the girl is folowing me around everywhere I go, sleeps on a little mat in my bedroom, and mooches even more than the guys do! Seems she also can fling spells when need be, though, although she's still in training, as her ever-present badge notes, so she's kinda weak and can't fling too many without passing out. But she does put the hurt on nasty creatures from the abyss... which includes Josh. OHOHO! Watch out Josh, lets see you try to rip my character sheet again!

BANZAI! BOKKEN SMITE!

Club: Standard

Weakness: Power in Item - Easy to Lose

I was digging through my things the other day. Forgot I had this thing. A bokken. A buddy of mine back in the real world gave it to me in hopes that I'd start Kendo training with him. Yeah right... I'm too lazy for any sort of real martial arts training. I just like to BOP people with it. Oh Nyght... will you come over here for a second..... BOP!