The Royal Family Is Getting An Addition

But that’s the rumor. Sorry. No babies this time around. Rather, Will is allegedly planning to gift Kate what will be their fourth dog together. Will has been the proud papa of a pooch for some time now, and the two got each other doggies in 2009 (awww fucking cute).

I do want to take this opportunity to point out, though, that four dogs is a lot of work. Of course, we can assume that, like Camille Grammer’s children, each dog has two nannies, but still. That’s not realistic for most people (one nanny per pup should be plenty!) so don’t go getting any big, copycatting ideas.