Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Can you imagine interviewing with this company ? Your resume might have to be changed. Instead of TAKE CHARGE ATTITUE....use......AM A GOOD LISTENER. Instead of INCREASED SALES 46%.....use......ALWAYS CRY AT END OF FOREST GUMP.

So there's this really strack and generally unpleasant Drill Sergeant, and he's just finished giving a trainee Mary hell over some shortcoming. He finishes off by saying, "Now, I bet you just can't wait for me to kick off, so's you can piss on my grave, boy!"