Guild of Neutrality! I Necro! Have come to destroy you all in the name of The evil council of evil associates who are evil!

Death to all who oppose us!

*Robots and mutants proceed to assault the facility*

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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

Ah, but you cannot do that my good friend, Necro! Since this is the Guild of Neutrality, we are effectively neutral in anything and everything! We are un-involved with anything that is currently going on, which means we have taken no sides. So therefor, you cannot attack us.

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In space, no one can hear you scream unless your transmitting it on the right radio frequency.

Mr. Mutant and Shootie robot would like to have a word with you. In violence. I would to.

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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

Hand over the Macguffin crystal, and perhaps I will kill you quickly...

The guild is now attack on all sides by mutants, robots, daemons, and all sorts of monstrosities as the Evil Council fights resistance whereever they find it and search of the Mucguffin crystals.

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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

If we cannot steal the Macguffin crystal through trickery we shall do so with bloody murder!

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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.