North Carolina Couple Arrested For Assaulting Each Other With Tasty, Tasty Pizza Rolls

The young couple was arrested early yesterday for attacking each other with pizza rolls inside their North Carolina residence, according to police.

Summoned to the Gastonia apartment around 1 AM, cops reported that Beard, 24, and Canipe, 21, had “assaulted each other by throwing pizza rolls at each other.” A Gastonia Police Department report does not reveal whether the bite-size delicacies were hot or cold (or whether anyone was injured during the fracas).

The motive for the mutual domestic combat is also not addressed in the police report.

Charged with simple assault, a misdemeanor, Beard and Canipe were each released from jail Monday afternoon on $2500 unsecured bond.