Children

Here's the deal: new parents Ben and Mallory just had a baby, and even though both parents were previously working full time, together they decided that Mallory was going to be the stay-at-home mom. Well, since being a stay-at-home mom… read more →

Bert has a friend who's dating a GREAT woman, but there's just one little problem: her kid is a TOTAL brat. He thought it was a one-off bad day when they first met, but now he knows it's not... Can… read more →

Someone posted a video of their two-year-old daughter reacting to her new sister being born...and she is NOT happy about it. The dad keeps asking if she likes the new baby, and all she does is keep screaming NO. Warning:… read more →

Looks like 2015 is the year of heart-breaking, tear-inducing, insurance funded commercials that center around kids. First, there was Nationwide and their cute kid who ended up - SPOILER ALERT - being dead the whole time, and now it's Metlife… read more →

Has your kid ever sent you to the ER? Bert was jousting with his sons the other day and took one to the face that almost took him down. Warning - some of these get pretty graphic; if you have… read more →

Dads, spill it: what happened on the weekend / night mom went out...that she STILL doesn't know about? Kristin Cavallari left her husband, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler alone with their kids while she went out of town for a… read more →

They are scary statistics, but there's no denying them: based on a Common Sense Media review, Huffington Post reports that "1 out of 4 children had dieted prior to turning 7, and that a staggering 80% of American girls aged… read more →

Is it ever ok for non-parents to give parents advice on their kids? You know, if you see kids running through the streets without looking, can you say something to mom? You know, maybe along the lines of, "hey, your… read more →

This Bert Show listener's 6-year-old son wants to dress as Elsa from Frozen for Halloween...but her husband is forbidding it. Got advice? Help her stick up for her son! listen to ‘Myrtle - Son Wants To Wear Elsa Costume’ on… read more →

One writer, Justin Ricklefs, is a man surrounded by women: he has a wife and four daughters (and a son, but they're STILL outnumbered). Throughout raising four daughters and growing with a female partner, here's what he's learned about what… read more →