Stuffed sperm

While we’re on the subject of squirting, here’s a plush toy shaped like a sperm. It makes a great Pride present (though you may want to wait until your favourite lesbian has walked out her political issues in the Dyke March before gifting it to her) and comes with a clever instruction tag that reads, “Sperm loves kisses. Rub sperm on your face.” $15, Propaganda, 686 Yonge, 416-?961-?0555, propaganda.bz.