Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Dave, did you catch him coming out of the sauna or something? I mean it's just a guy rule that you don't make conversation with another guy who is only clad in a towel wrapped around his waist. Just sayin'.

"I figured you for a Marlins fan, but the Yankees have a killer line-up this year. They're up 5-1 on Detroit right now! Yeah, they scare me, too. I once wrote that they're evil, but they really just frighten the crap out of me."

I'm guessing Dave didn't write the summary on IMDB, or they would have at least spelled behavior correctly. I think this must be some mean trick the good people over at IMDB are playing on Mr. Language Person himself (those rat bastards). I think someone should lodge a complaint, or perhaps flee to their lodge in the hills.
*Not it*
Contest:
D: What, are you joking?
P: Does it look like I'm joking, a@@hole?

"So, you're God of the sea, horses and earthquakes. Huh. Weird combination, don't you think? I mean, it's not even seahorses, it's just horses. And what about mules and donkeys and stuff like that? Do they have their own donkey-God or something? And on the subject of being God of earthquakes -- what the fark do you have against California, anyway? And while we're at it, what's the name of the God of hurricanes, because I have a thing or two to say to him."

You can't be talking about that green dinosaur we grew up with. Which one, the Sinclair gas stations or Puff the Magic Dragon? That was a long time ago.

I saw an amazing competition between struggling comedians, tonight. I have a new friend, a Lebanese comedian from New Orleans that must consider this 'Last Comic Standing' thing the Olympics. I didn't know that.

I alomost borrowed one of your 'merely sayin's, earlier today. Hope others that had never seen this watched tonight.

Why is it every statue like this I've ever seen lacks chest hair? I mean, did they wax back then? I would think some enterprising sculptor would figure out how to glue some realistic fuzz on there...maybe use some rigatoni or fusilli.