i hope it was sarcastic haha. diego has a real knack for terrible haircuts, eh?

Mike Julius

I actually like it though. I really do think it suits him.

Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

uh, it makes his head blocky, ages him……

sxg

So far the only awful one has been the man bun. What other hairdos have been awful?

Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

besides this one? it makes him look 45.

sxg

All I see is a hairdo that’s the result of him not doing anything to it because he’s trying to grow it out. There’s nothing wrong with it. I love it more than that STD-ridden Miley Cyrus hairdo that Jack Hunter is sporting.

Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

lol no. he can’t lay his hair flat like that. it makes his head look flat and weirdt, coupled with his graying hair (how old is he that his hair is graying considerably already), it comes across almost 3 Stooges-esque. Diego Sans is one of those people who look terrible with flash in a camera because it erases all their bone structure (I know, cos I’m one of them too) and so he has to play to all his strengths with his hair.

That wet hair look that Jack Hunter is wearing is very popular in Asia.

Mike Julius

It wasn’t. I really do like it.

Also, fuck you a little bit. (Just the tip.) :p

Nathan

I hate when they do this shit in porn. No one in their right mind would do that shit because it looks and is so fucking uncomfortable. If you have to worry about doing a balance act between those hard as a rock desks, it’s terrible sex.

Heisenberg

I hate when studios do this stuff, it makes for a terrible scene. Stick to the bed and the couch.

n24rc

No one can beat Peter North and Rick Donovan for best use of a school desk…

And I enjoy the creativity in positions in gay porn. It’s fantasy, and fantasies are not something that you HAVE to go and replicate for yourself. I love watching fisting porn, but I’ll never let anyone stuff their arm inside me!

McM.

Like the Peter North and Rick Donovan scene – that every classroom setup attempts to copy – that one from California Kings will be hard to top.

Pascal Stretch

I just wish Diego would bottom or flip more…

Stephen

Diego absolutely hates bottoming. He’s gotten to the point where he doesn’t have to do things he doesn’t like for the sake of advancing his career, so I doubt we’ll see him bottoming any time soon. And I love him as a total top, so that’s okay with me!

I think it’s cute. I hate when guys gel the fuck out of their hair to the point that ypu can’t run your fingers through it. Plus it’s important that we encourage any Diego Sans hairstyle that is not a man bun.

Xzamilloh

I would encourage a good style… I want to see the sides of his head. Jack Hunter’s ‘do would look sooooo good on him.

Miley Cyrus don’t own hair. If it works, it works… it doesn’t for her face shape, but I ain’t clocking Miss Miley.

Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

dude has considerably graying hair. i mean, how? me thinks he lies about his age.

Maximus

How old does he claim to be? I have a friend who’s in his early 30s but has legit salt and pepper hair. It confused the heck out of me when I first met him. It’s a rare phenomenon, but not an impossible one.

Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

According to a Sword article he claims he’s 25-26 (I’m doing the math here in the article: 16 when he started partying + 8 years of partying + article written in 2014). I’ve known some early grayers, but not that early. And you can see it’s massively graying in the front and all over the back: http://thesword.com/diego-sans-is-done-with-his-justin-bieber-phase.html

Maximus

I actually don’t see any gray in any of his photos, old or recent…

Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

It’s in these photos. Massive chunks of it right in the front (check first picture). And scattered throughout all of the back in the rest.

Maximus

I see what you’re talking about, but I’m pretty sure that’s just reflected set lights or a camera flash. It doesn’t show up in the video clip.

Aunt Porcus

How does he manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by cutting off the douche man-pony, only to end up with an even sadder supercuts special?

Xzamilloh

Right???

Mike Julius

Nothing, short of children with cancer, is sadder than a manbun.

Binary Busting Boo Boo Kitty

lol, i know. that was my thought exactly. spend your porn money on a haircut that doesn’t come from Wal-Mart Diego. And while you’re at it, invest in some ‘Just For Men’.