Tory party sex faces – a gallery of Conservative Party members’ glory

THE Tories are in a coaltion Government with the LibDemzzzzzz. So far there not been one – not one – sex scandal. Blame Nick Clegg’s mob. Left alone the Tories would have dished up sleaze. We’d have seen the dutiful wife stood at the garden gate behind her wayward man. Bit we’ve not had single kiss ‘n’ tell. And so the good folks at Urban 75 have gotten to wondering what Tories look like in the throes of sex. If they win the next General Election outright, compare and contrast these shots with any grainy camera footage – allegedly: