April 11th 2002
No. 1,288

pants: THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA
spigot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
pants: J.K. SIMMONS AS J. JONAH JAMESON
spigot: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND
pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU HIT THE JACKPOT
spigot: YOU LEFT YOUR BONG AT MY MOM'S HOUSE