Coach Z Ale is a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z. This "Differently Lame!" beverage may be a competitor of the Cold One. The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z with a top hat (normally, he wears a backwards baseball cap) proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product's slogan.

One of the many strange drink products in the world of Free Country, USA is L'Chaim brand Kosher Tea. Marzipan is the only character known to drink it. Since it is Kosher, it must meet strict regulations imposed by the Jewish religion. "L'Chaim" is a Hebrew toast meaning "cheers", or more literally, "to life". This is a play on words, however, since L'chaim contains the word "chai", which is a popular kind of tea.

This is Homestar's replacement of SB2O, after he was "sued" by Strong Bad and the Cheat with water balloons. Malinko Drinko is said to taste like Malinko, the sender of the email which inspired this, and is "Crystal clear like domestic beer".

Homestar says he left a jumbo/LARGE Melt Shake in the Gremlin "a week or month ago". By the time Strong Bad discovers it under the passenger seat, it has almost eaten through the cup. In a Quote of the Week, the Melt Shake was used as the "face" of the singers who sing "Jammin' Tunes".

Santaman's Chimney is supposedly a cocktail of Hot Jones, a shot of a Hard One of your choosing and a dash of liquid smoke. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that Dangeresque and Firebert recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones Tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline.

SB2O is a water brand sold by Homestar Runner in the email rough copy. According to Strong Bad, it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at The Field. He claims it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain goat". The name is a play on H2O. SB2O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen. Strong Bad and The Cheat sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him. Homestar sponsored another drink called "Malinko Drinko" at the end of the email, which he claims is "crystal clear like domestic beer".

Super Mud is a product mentioned in the Strong Bad Emaildate. It is apparently a type of liquified dirt — packaged in a coffee can — that has a high degree of quality, or at least possesses some exceptional trait. While on a date with Marzipan, Homestar Runner unwittingly drank a mug full of Super Mud (with which Strong Bad had switched his gourmet coffee) and immediately spat it onto his girlfriend's face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his New Secret Security Camera Monitor, he was heartily amused: "Marzipan's gotta face fulla Super Mud and I'm feelin' fine."

Suudsu (pronounced SUD-zoo) is The Cheat's favorite bedtime snack. He needs it to fall asleep at night, along with "The Denzel" and other rigamarole. Strong Bad has also taken to it, describing it as "Pure Genius!" and "G-E-W-D, gewd". Some mornings, The Cheat, if he is still alive after being subjected to bug bombs, will fix Strong Bad and Strong Mad a big pitcher of this delicious concoction. Simply pour skim milk into a glass and add gummy bears. Pure genius!

Homestar delivers Strong Bad some drinks: two reds, a blue, and an orange; sold by Bubs. These drinks are then enjoyed by Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Bubs, and The Cheat (respectively by color) at The Stick.