Hey, you know what's not cool? Brining fish in for lunch, cooking it in the microwave, and it exploding. That's not cool. Someone's got to clean that up, right, Tyler? It's not like that leftover Chilean sea bass is going to scrape itself off the walls of the microwave, Tyler.

God.

I'm not the only one who's pissed at Goddamn Tyler this week. Everyone on Twitter has had it up here with the state of the office microwave, and it ends today.

Everyone's got one, except for me because I am him, a weird guy in the office.

Whether he's a closer talker or sneaking off to masturbate on company time, there's nothing quite like the experience of interacting with your office weirdo. As he speaks, the hairs on the back of your neck stand at attention, aware that any moment, he could kill you. But they are still fun to talk about.

That's why the weirdos on Reddit decided to trade war stories. Here are the weirdest things office creeps are up to:

Mondays are the worst. You don't need me telling you. So sometimes, you just need to get that workday frustration out, and that's what we're here to do. Check out some of the best workplace fails, wins, and trolls money can buy.