Cop: Are you classified as human?Korben Dallas: Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.

OK, that's funny. Haha. Except, any self-respecting NY-"I Will Nock Your Punk-ass Down"-PD cop would immediately teach you not to be a smart-ass if you pull something like that. And "Fifth Element" cops don't seem high on peace and non-violence ideas, judging by how they handled Dallas's neighbor.

For that matter, why did they take the smart-alec remark as a truth, and didn't investigate Dallas's apartment? If it was because of switched apartment name tag, they shouldn't have even looked at Dallas's apartment or ask him.

So, why'd the cops totally ignore Dallas mouthing off to them, instead of booking him for some-impeding-or-other to teach him a lesson?

Maybe meat popsicles are a thing that some aliens are in future New York, and/or maybe future cops have gotten in trouble for interpreting a poorly translated species description as mouthing off. "Do you have any idea how angry you've made the ambassador from the Ice Mammals delegation of Rigel V? You think everyone speaks perfect English and knows how to translate 'Ice Mammal'?"
– Todd WilcoxJul 7 '15 at 20:23

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@ToddWilcox: I like the theory that a meat popsicle is someone who has spent a significant amount of time in cryo-stasis, though for the life of me I can't imagine why he wouldn't be classified as "human" even if that was the case.
– Andrew CoonceJul 7 '15 at 22:06

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Isn't meat popsicle a common scifi term for someone who was in some kind of stasis and thus doesnt match the age you might find on their papers? thus it might in this universe be just a normal term to describe yourself then?
– PlasmaHHJul 8 '15 at 11:59

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@PlasmaHH A quick google of "What is a meat popsicle" returns some references to The Fifth Element and at least one adult-oriented definition. A poster on one forum posits that Korben has obeyed the implied police order to "freeze", and therefore is now meat popsicle and is complying with all police commands. Aside from the vulgar definition, it seems like popular usage of "meat popsicle" originates with The Fifth Element. boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-167789.html
– Todd WilcoxJul 8 '15 at 12:35

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The Fifth Element also has a lot of foreshadowing, because there would shortly be a "meat popsicle" in Dallas' room - the Colonel and the military aide in the freezer (they got better).
– jhpace1Jul 16 '15 at 23:20

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Because they were interrupted

Immediately after Dallas gives his snarky reply, another cop down the hall says "I've found him" upon seeing the "Korben Dallas" tag on another door.

Presumably any reply or reprimand the cop was about to make was simply interrupted, and he turned to help capture the man they were there to arrest.

The world of The Fifth Element seems more heavily sarcastic than our own, so Dallas's comments may simply not have warranted any punishment, but even if they did the cop quickly found himself with more important matters to attend to. However irritating back-talk may be, it's not as big a deal as uranium smuggling.

I assumed it was potentially a term military people commonly used at that time in the future. Today, marines will sometimes call themselves jar heads, the Army will call themselves grunts, and other branches have their own nicknames. (Just don't get caught using those names if you aren't one yourself.)

There is also a self deprecating aspect to the phrase, trying to assure the cop that he was not worthy of the term human or officer's notice/time.

And, like @Nerrolken said, they got interrupted. Someone else was found to beat on and they forgot about the minor snide remark by Mr. No-Name. They got who they came for, so they simply didn't have a reason to stick around to kick the crap out of everyone else.

The movie is not set in the present but in the future, and a future which was imagined in 1997 at that. But extrapolating from more recent trends:

Portable cameras are getting more and more common, and so are fixed security cameras.

There were a number of cases where cops got into trouble because they were (or appeared to be) overreacting. Cities paid a lot of money in lawsuits.

A remarkably high percentage of U.S. lawsuits gets settled by plea bargains. There are people who see this as a perversion of justice. What happens if "some impeding or other" charges had to go to trial to make them stick? Would the cops really fill the paperwork if they knew they would have to spend a day testifying in court?

Taken together, there could be a culture change where disrespectful or smartass answers are no longer enough to justify a violent response.

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