Having just checked out a few of her tunes on Youtube I think the "show up to a Lisa Marie Presley concert" part of the scenario is pretty much not going to happen outside of maybe an at gun-point hostage type situation.

Back when I was about 11, I wanted Lisa Marie Presley to be my girlfriend. But, she was a year and a half younger than me, so I didn't tell anyone, because I didn't want to be thought of as the creepy older guy or something.

These days, I'm not that interested, unless she wants to throw some of that legacy money my way.

What if her daddy or ex-hubby show up? Would that be a problem? I heards theys be alive. Uh-uh, I heards it the other day from that cross eyed mechanic's assistant workin down at Waalmart lube shop, he saw them himself. They came in a pink caddy, wantin four white wall tires.