You didn’t mention that “Sumdood” was striking “guy” in the head with a wrench, though it quickly became apparent after reading the article. My first thought was “WTF? Shooting someone over some ripped-off beer?”

Off topic, but on June 18, 2008 you posted a copy of your 1963 birth certificate. You could do me a big favor by posting an image of the reverse side. There is a discussion on “The Volokh Conspiracy” website in the thread “The Ultimate Legal Blog Comment” on whether the long version of Hawaiian birth certificates was available after the 1980s.