Stormy Daniels: Trump Has “A Small Dick.. Like A Mushroom”..

Daniels, in her book, describes Trump’s penis as “unusual” and with a “huge mushroom head, like a toadstool.” She also says it was “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small,” according to The Guardian. She also reportedly describes sex with Trump: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” Daniels further alleges that Trump “didn’t want” to be president, and offered to help her succeed on his reality television show, “The Apprentice.” “We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand. And we can devise your technique,” Daniels quotes him as saying, per The Guardian. “He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100-percent his idea”…