Stewardess Cindy (& Sindy) Ch 12: a Frankel Humour story

Stewardess Cindy Ch 12 – Humour & Satire Original story by Frankel. Ch 11 has been skipped because it was about a Huge ape with a cock the size of a tree bough; the ape was called King Cock! Cindy and Sindy had just finished serving meals on their long distance flight from Los Angeles to Sydney. They moved amongst the passengers chatting amiably when Sindy came to the very fat woman she had seen earlier. "Aren't really fat people supposed to book two seats?" she whispered to Cindy. "She isn't fat, she is pregnant," said Cindy. "What is pregnant?" asked Sindy. "She is going to have a baby," said Cindy. "But why is she fat?" "Because the baby is in her tummy," said Cindy. Sindy laughed. "Cindy you are so funny," she giggled. "No, it's true," said Cindy. "That is where babies come from. A woman's belly. They grow inside them. I heard about it on the telly one time." "My God you don't think I have a baby in me, do you? I don't want to be fat!" "No," said Cindy. "There is something you have to do first. I can't remember what it is." "Let's ask her," said Sindy. "I would hate to do it by mistake!" The two stewardesses walked over to the woman and her husband seated in row A. "Excuse me," said Cindy. "We couldn't help but notice you are pregnant. We were wondering, how did it happen?" The couple looked at the stewardesses blankly. "Excuse me?" said the man. "How do you think it happened?" said the woman. "I'm sorry but we really don't know," said Cindy. "I've heard of it before, ...

but never understood how the baby got in there. Do you take baby pills?" The woman laughed at the girls. "I can't believe what I am hearing!" she said loudly. "How dare you speak like this to me!" Stacey, the other stewardess in first class (who had made them not breast feed the passengers) came quickly over. "Is everything O.K?" Stacey asked. "No it is not," said the woman. "These two young women were making the most inappropriate comments I have ever heard! They asked how my baby got inside of me!" Stacey grimaced. "Sorry," she said, whispering to the couple so Cindy and Sindy couldn't hear. "But I don't think they were joking. I know these girls. They are not the brightest sparks. I think they probably have no idea how it happens. They have sex a lot but I don't think they really know what it is, or what it is for." The couple looked at each other in amazement. Stacey walked off to serve another passenger, leaving the girls with the couple. "So you really have no idea how the baby got inside me," said the woman. "No," said Sindy. "I'm sorry I probably should. I just never heard of it before. I know about babies. Just not where they are from." "Well," said the woman. "My husband's sperm fertilized one of my eggs and it grew into a baby." "What is sperm?" asked Sindy. "What is fertilize?" asked Cindy. The couple blinked. "Sperm," said the man slowly. "Is the white fluid that comes out of a man's penis during sex. It combines with an egg inside the woman and turns into a baby."
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