From the folks who brought you free market economy,Who keep four-fifths of the population in poverty,Comes a hit sensation, sweepin' the nation,It's the serf rock, vassal hop, harvest, plow, and livestockWorkin' for the overlord until it makes your body drop

Well, I'm proud to be a serf in the USAThe best goddamn feudal empire that ever wasThe police might accidentally kill your dadWhile serving and protecting that grand ol flagAnd we work off our debt to the lords of the land

From the people who brought you corporate personhoodWho advertised to the republic for which it stoodAn all new sensation for a silent nationIt's the serf rock, vassal hop, never, never, never stop

Well, I'm proud to be a serf in the USAThe best goddamn feudal empire that ever wasThe police might accidentally kill your dadWhile serving and protecting that grand ol flagAnd we work off our debts to the lords of the land