We're expanding our news network and we'd like YOU to be a part of that! We're looking for story driven, entertaining or funny headline submissions - including fake news - for our in-game news ticker. Take a look at the following and let us know if you can do better!

• Two members of The Family were arrested for online drug dealing.• FBI denies paying $1M to get Ergo users' IPs.• 4 out of 5 noobs recommend Beam Cannon.

Give us your best news headlines below - preferably in 140 characters or less - and the editors will pick the ones they like the most and share them with the rest of the world!

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that can read binary, and those that cant.

"Panda is found responsible for Ergo update leak. Users left in suspense as the error is being fixed!""Leaks.org: Hype exponentially on the rise after Ergo update leak. A panda was found responsible...""Cyber Sec Org announced LadTy to be the world's most wanted hacker.""Ergo users question their safety after a panda was found responsible for the recent update leaks..."

just ideas given the recent events. Change 'em up a bit if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯