Buddy, I’m honoured that you hate me enough to flip me off two days in a row…but seriously, racist? If you don’t have the guts to tell Alan why I’m racist, then email me and tell me what I said that was racist.

samuel@samuelgordonstewart.com

Use a fake email if you must…just tell me what I said, because right now, I’m at a loss to work out when I said something that was even remotely racist.