Was looking through my old favorites and found this nugget of gold. Re-read it and couldnt stop laughing throughout. I can't believe this never got more chapters, favorites, reviews, or follows. This is the kind of thing that will cheer you up in the darkest of times. If you can, I believe that many of us would be expeditiously happy about it.

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