This Florida Woman Claims to Live on ‘Eat Ass’ Street

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Have you ever played the game where you find out what your porn name is based on the name of your childhood pet and the street you live on? Well this woman would probably win this game every time because, according to her Florida’s driver’s license, she apparently lives on a street called “Eat Ass.”

One can only hope she’s claiming to live on Eat Ass street as opposed to living off the action itself.

The Florida DMV released this statement when confronted about this woman’s possibly (well, definitely) fake address, “The Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles has numerous safeguards in place when customers conduct business with us to ensure the accuracy and integrity of the information provided to us. We have opened an investigation into this matter to determine who and how this misinformation was provided. Using false information related to a Florida driver license or ID card is a crime, and subject to applicable penalties of law. We have already reissued the customer’s drivers license at no cost.”

One can only assume she brought identification proving she moved to Eat Ass street after living for several months on Rusty Trombone road, after spending a few rough years staying on Dirty Sanchez lane.

Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for Playboy.com. He usually only posts butt munching puns on Twitter, at @jmisulonas.