Woodchuck

Zeina: "Dad, how much...ummm...wood could ... a woodchuck...."Me: "Yes?"

5 attempts later

Zeina: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he worked really hard all day?"Me: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"Zeina: "Thats what I just said!"Me: "Okay. 42?"Zeina: "WRONG!!"Me: "Okay, what's the right answer?"Zeina: "A billion jillion!"Me: "Wow! That's a lot."Zeina: "I told you he worked really hard all day. You never listen!!"