One thing I never did was supply minors with alcohol. That’s felony-in-waiting when said minor had a car wreck and seriously injured, or worse killed, someone after consuming the alcohol that I could have given him.

Unlike this Stoopid Bitch in Palm Beach Shores, Florida.

I am really not picking on Florida. It’s just that, after Cal-ee-forn-ya, you guys down there lead the Nation in the number of Dumbasses per capita. I explain why here.