1) Question: I'm the star in a topless Las Vegas show. If anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. Can I insure my two primary moneymakers for this amount?

2) Question: My neighbor's mom won't give me a ride home from baseball practice anymore because she says that she could be charged with the crime of "luring a child into a motor vehicle." Is this true?

3) Question: I'm a hit man. I agreed to do a job where I wear a bear's pelt like a suit and bear paws on my feet and hands, and then maul the victim when she is taking her garbage out to make it look like a bear did it. The only problem is, I am supposed to provide the bear suit and paws and I only have three acres to hunt on, and no bears. So, um, what am I supposed to do?

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1) Question: I'm the star in a topless Las Vegas show. If anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. Can I insure my two primary moneymakers for this amount?

2) Question: My neighbor's mom won't give me a ride home from baseball practice anymore because she says that she could be charged with the crime of "luring a child into a motor vehicle." Is this true?

3) Question: I'm a hit man. I agreed to do a job where I wear a bear's pelt like a suit and bear paws on my feet and hands, and then maul the victim when she is taking her garbage out to make it look like a bear did it. The only problem is, I am supposed to provide the bear suit and paws and I only have three acres to hunt on, and no bears. So, um, what am I supposed to do?