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A few days ago I went to Walgreens and had a giant epiphany…I hate Valentine’s Day!

Or maybe it’s just all of the thoughtless, very odd crap that goes along with it! The strange-looking plush hearts with arms that speak "baby talk." Those really cheesey, EXPENSIVE pieces of jewelry with all the red and hot hot pink enamel

Am I the only one who sees that Open Hearts collection bracelet and wants to throw up?

The 10 pound boxes of chocolates that make even die-hard chocolate lover’s stomachs turn. Really? Does anyone actually want any of that? I know, I know. People always say it’s the thought that counts. But what kind of thought actually goes into purchasing a chocolate foil covered rose at the register while buying foot ointment and deodorant stick?

And when the economy’s in the tank, fashion, retail and shopping can create a wave of frustration. Designers hesitate creatively, retailers continue to shove the word "sale" down shopper’s throats and shoppers don’t know whether to buy into new trends during sales because the word "sale" means to many LAST SEASON!

When most people think about the word sale, they think about long lines, crowds of quick tempered people – ugh!

Arctic wind chills, the need to wear so many layers that you look like that annoying little kid from A Christmas Story in his snow suit. Ice scrapers and salt. And the oh-so-wonderful snow/slush mixture that just makes everything really filthy and gross.

Hold it! Why do we live here in the winter again?!

A few of weeks ago I went to see a show at The Midland by AMC, stepped out of my car and immediately froze my butt off.

Not wanting to wear a coat, hat, gloves, etc was a huge factor. But who wants to carry all that and juggle their $8 beer while trying to maneuver through the masses to the stage?

So bring on the decorations and the never-ending Christmas songs about mythical characters who make it cool to pack on the few extra pounds. It’s that one time of year where it’s justifiable to splurge on a shopping excursion. Just as long as you remember to bring home a couple of presents to wrap for the rest of the fam.

Then there’s the most infamous tradition of all…the dreaded holiday office party!

The official color for the month of October? Hint; it ain’t orange and black. But if you happened to say pink, you’re totally in the know! And this month, it’s all about showing off your PINK Pride in support of one almighty cause, Breast Cancer Awareness! So whether you’re blushing in a pastel shade or showing off your electric personality in neon, PINK is the "IT" color to be seen in. Especially if you’re a football player.Continue reading →

Getting ready to embark upon the ever-eventful fall/winter shopping trip can be daunting…

Between fashion magazine tips and spread sheets, morning news fashion segments and the ever-popular celebrity fashion pics, it can be overwhelming. Especially trying to decipher which trend to believe or not believe. Continue reading →

Unless you’ve been living in outer space, you’ve probably noticed a resurgance of the once almighty rare, limited edition of the rock/concert T. These vintage – sometimes absolutely ragged Ts – have become so popular that depending on the band or rock god you long to sport on your chest, they can sell for thousands of dollars.

But why spend your life savings on a T that…

1. You’re not buying new

2. May have more holes and pit stains than your car mechanics wife beater

At this point in our journalistic fashion relationship, you know what to do, now here’s what not to do…

The top five fashion trends that should never come back:

1. Bedazzeled Trucker Hats! Not only do they look like cheap-meets-American Jackass, but since when did we think that it was EVER a good idea to embellish a truck driver’s most coveted fashion accessory?! Continue reading →