Thursday, 30 August 2007

In Melbourne, me.

Flew out yesterday. Stopped to get book out of bag as the wife of my bosom approached the check-in desk. Looked up and followed her halfway towards the security gate before realising it was the wife of someone else's bosom wearing a similar coat. A McCauley Culkin moment. Anne was at the check-in desk shouting "oi! Where do you think you're going?". *******panel with Nicki Greenberg went very well.

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Great to see you here in Melb' Eddie. When I got home today after talking to you, I got a call with an offer of a job in Brissi!!!!! Synchronicity or what?!! So I might be buying you a drink at your local soon.

One day I was following my wife around a department store. I wasn't paying much attention to her and wandered off a bit. Then I saw her out of the corner of my eye and walked toward her, with my hand out to smack her on the ass (as I sometimes do). At the last possible second I realized the ass I was getting ready to smack was that of a woman not my wife.