PopWrap’s ideal celebrity mom (don’t act like you haven’t thought about it), Jennifer Garner was on “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night wearing about 8,000 pounds of makeup. But even those Lancome layers couldn’t mask her inherent awesomeness.

Although she was on to pimp “Valentine’s Day,” Jenny G spent more time recounting stories from her days playing a half-woman, half-dolphin on the short-lived “Fantasy Island” reboot. And don’t worry, a clip from her pre-fame days is included for good measure!