Zoey: So, what's the matter?
Nicole: That's the matter! (gestures toward the urinal) This is a girls' dorm, and that is clearly not for girls!

Zoey's Dad: (walking over) Kay...I got a map. I'm just uh...your dorm is Butler Hall...I'm just not sure where um...(notices Chase) Hello.
Zoey: Um Dad, this is Chase. Chase, this is my dad.
Chase: Nice to meet you, sir. Um, you know, I uh, I pass by Butler on the way to my dorm, and if you wanted me to uh, walk you there...
Zoey's Dad: Haha, nah, it's uh...that's...that's um...(Zoey looks at him) That'll be great. Sure. Um...I'll just take Dustin to his dorm then!

Zoey's Dad: So, first day at a new boarding school, living on your own, away from home...it's okay to be nervous.
Zoey: I'm not nervous.
Zoey's Dad: Yeah I was talking to me.

Zoey: Oh, turn, turn! (tries to turn the steering wheel)Zoey's Dad: Zoey! Let go of the wheel. You're gonna make me have an accident!
Dustin: If you don't let me out of this car, I'm gonna have an accident!
Zoey's Dad: You can't hold it for just five more minutes?
Dustin: I've got twenty ounces of water in a ten ounce bladder. Stop the car!
Zoey: What, you're gonna go behind a tree?
Dustin: Beats my pants!

Chase: I think it's great that PCA's finally letting in girls, and uh, you probably do too, being a girl and all. No offense!
Zoey: It's okay, I'm used to it. Been a girl my whole life!

Trivia (267)

This is the first time Nicole uses the word "suckish."

At the end of this episode when the girls were having a party Zoey's bangs were in front of her head then when it was a close up on her it they were behind her ear but when it went back to normal it was in front of her face again. There was no sign of her ever moving her hair.

After Zoey was hit in the nose Nicole gave her some water from a bottle. When the timeout is over and the girls go on the court Nicole takes the bottle with her on the court and then they show the next scene and the bottle's not in her hand when she's on the court.

When Quinn quits the game and Dana joined, a little while later into the second half of the game, we see Quinn on the court even though she had quit by then and Dana is no where in sight.

At the end of the game, when Zoey had the ball, the timer said 00:02, however when Dana had the ball and was about to shoot, the clock was back at 00:03.

Tussling with the basketball is not allowed, so when Logan elbowed Zoey in the nose, he should have been put out.

When they are going to play the basketball game the coach says that this is the first annual GUYS vs. GIRLS game at PCA. But later on the scoreboard says Guys and Girls instead of home and guest. If this is the first annual GUYS vs. GIRLS game and the first year girls are allowed at PCA then why does the score board say guys and girls?

Allusions (44)

The Bing Bong
This snack that Dustin eats is a parody of the Ding Dong.

Zoey: Zorka out.
Ryan Seacrest used to say "Seacrest out" at the end of every American Idol episode.

Spider-Bat
This could be a parody of Spider-Man.

Michael: What's up Richie Rich, what did your daddy get you this time?
When Michael says this quote he's referring to the 1994 movie Richie Rich, where a kid who gets everything he wants from his rich parents.

Lola refers to The E! True Hollywood Story on E! Entertainment in this episode.