Monday, March 06, 2006

OLD GITS who won't give up!

Does anyone remember Parkinson when he had lots of really deep wrinkles? He was dead sexy then. Now he’s botoxed and face lifted and has a new pal called Tony. Ho Ho Tony … what a wit you are. Don’t worry you’re quite safe from difficult questions on my show. Poor old Kevin Spacey.

Then there’s John Nettles, Cilla, Mick Jagger, Cliff Richard and Gloria Hunneford (Count the adverts). OK I know they can’t all do a Diana or a James Dean, but they could stop at home.Do they need the dosh like the poor old bloke who works in Sainsbury’s near me?

Some old celebrity gits are OK. Eric Sykes is old, deaf and blind, but he’s still funny.Albert Finney, Shirley Bassey and Vera Duckworth can still cut the mustard.Judi Dench is so dignified and Nancy Banks Smith is so funny.

Someone said Brucie had cult (?) status. But does he have to have it on my telly?Who else?KAZ