Capitalism Killed Mars

Another comic rooted in reality. That's right, Gary Busey has his own awards show Hugo Chavez actually said that on Tuesday. This would make a great plot for Back to the Future Part IV: Martian Genocide where Marty McFly and Doc Brown travel 200,000 years back in time to bring an Econ 101 textbook to the capitol of Mars. Marty will, of course, make out with his mom again. It’s OK, Steven Spielberg, you can use this idea free of charge. You’re welcome.