Why do lesbians do the same shit
first comes love
then comes marriage
and then move into an apartment?
What? You been together for a month
im sorry enough is enough
if you think love is what you found
im gonna need you to sit the fuck down

No mother fucka, thats not how it go
We really need to learn how to take shit slow
Just cause yall kissed that one night
DOES NOT make her your girlfriend, aight!
Date, take her out, have fun
sooner or later you'll fall in love
No need to move all fuckin quick
thats it im done next subject

why all these bitches gotta play with me
they lie up until a certain point you see
i talked to a girl shit was extravagant
come to find out this bitch was pregnant
WE'RE GAY! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
I KNOW! I DONT UNDERSTAND IT EITHER
the only thing i could say to myself was
Hart... You are not the father...

Ok... lets move on
can we talk about stap ons
just because you bought your dick
does not mean that you HAVE it
Studs... you know what i'm talkin bout
your a woman! stop tryna act out
I know! Dom is hot
but what the fuck is a "touch me not"???
I can understand preferences
but this is what I have a problem with
in front of your hommies your all like (Grunt)
but in the bed your all like (moan)
Don't be fake! Just be you!
don't mind me do you boo boo
if your not happy being a women
then good luck with your transition

Girllll, let me tell you!
Imma fem and dis my point of view
i sent a stud and she was hella cute
Who would have known she was fuckin me and you??
Now im not all incompetent
But I need to get out dis relationship
She beats me... and pulls my herr
and even steals money up out of my purse!
Girl, i dont know what to do
I wanna break up but thats my boo
I can't see myself wit no one else
Now pass me that vokah up on the top shelf

Whaaat she dipped into yo wallet?
She even turning you into an alcoholic??
Lady's... you know what to do
why be with someone who beats you?
Thats somehting i dont understand
leave her then run as fast as you can

Hell naw! You finna leave me
ima stud but i still have woman feelings
GIRL! I did so much shit for you
I paid yo phone and ya car note too!
cant nobody eat cho coochie like i do
HUMPH!

Really? Thats why your with her?
Because you ate her from time to time during winter?
OK! Hope we learned something today
Bitches be cray
And now that my statement been heard
its time to go watch reruns of the L Word...