Winter Update

Eighteen months of other projects,For EVE only delays.What little work was done for us,Adds nothing to our play.So the time you had was running out,And our hearts were growing cold.When monocles were then released,You couldn’t be more bold.

The time has come for you to bringA true update for EVEBut it’s also time to say goodbyeTo hubris, pride, you seeWe love your game, we want to playWhat should every player do?How could we get your sole attention?We didn’t have a clue!

Giving us four brand-new ships,The art team’s job beginsNext we get new nebulae,To let the stars shine in!You take our ships,Their old skins you let go;Give them new textures,So their beauty will glow!

Many players unsubscribed,This was the awful price.But now we’ll see them all return;They can’t escape their vice.You help them see why CCPHas come from six below.You’re making all the change we need,So the player base can grow!

No easy task to nerf things down,But that’s what supers need.With careful tweaking to and fro,They’ll be balanced indeed.Destroyers, hybrids, starbase fuel,Time dilation too!You must be working very hard,We know you’ll see it through!

Now that I know what you will do,It’s time to head for space.From station I will soon depart,Expand my knowledge base.How will I do with all these changes?Will I die right away?Want EVE to go on, so I mustGet my friends to playGet my friends to play