Why is today not a federal holiday so that we can mourn the end of Beyoncé's "Mrs. Carter Show World Tour"? Close everything, shut down the world, everyone go home, and sit in silence -- except to call up your local pizza-delivery joint because we need pizza now more than ever.

Not even gonna pretend that we're not crying right now, because this is actually us at the moment:

Literally choking out "SURFBOARDT" in between sobs. Anyway, by the looks of these champagne-popping photos Bey posted on Tumblr, the "Partition" singer isn't nearly quite as distraught.