Granted. But you may have some second thoughts about that when they start smearing you in butter and David Hasselhoff brings out his vuvuzela. I'll not even go into details about the subsequent run-in with the swizz polka dancer troupe, for your own -current- sanity, mmkay.

Granted, you now have a bladder infection, tuberculosis, pneumonia, the Bubonic plague, the flu, have been poisoned by thirty different poison agents, have stage four cancer, and a brain tumor. On the bright side, you just won $250 in a contest.

Granted. But because of global warming the snow melts and now places are flooded and you just wrecked billions of lives. I hope you feel bad.

I wish I could drive in real life like I could in grand theft auto. AKA I wish I could rob cars and run over people like nothing.

Granted, you know have no moral qualms about grand theft auto or vehicular manslaughter. After several hours of enjoyment, the cops take you down, and you're put in prison for life due to 328 counts of vehicular manslaughter, and 82 counts of grand theft auto. There, you're cellmates with Icedwarrior, who was locked up for being so insanely sick. You catch everything he has, which causes you to often drop the soap in the shower.

Granted. One day when you're sleeping he's stolen and you find out he's been taken to a derby to race in. Of course since he weighs so much he's slower than normal horses and comes in dead last, so the people who stole him decide to put him down and just keep the diamonds. Bullets don't work on diamond though so they put your horse in a furnace to burn him to death. All this in the 6-8 hours you sleep + the time it takes for the cops to do detective work to track him down when you call them in the morning.

I wish Mynta caught all the diseases he inflicted onto Iced in post 5628. The reason he catches these diseases is, of course, because he touched the infected money Iced licked.

I wish Mynta caught all the diseases he inflicted onto Iced in post 5628. The reason he catches these diseases is, of course, because he touched the infected money Iced licked.

Corrupt my own wish? Alright I'll just fuck Mynta over some more.

Granted, Mynta and Iced are both diseased like crazy as mentioned in an above post. But, since Mynta has $32 million dollars, he hires and funds scientists to overcome the diseases. So the scientists eventually find a cure for all of the diseases but they only had enough funds to make one dosage. So who gets it? Mynta or Iced? Mynta holds the fact that he's the one who paid for the research. Iced tells them that it was originally his money since he was the one to give Mynta the money in the first place. (Plus Iced threatens to fuck all of the scientists wives and get them sick too.) So the scientists decide to lie and they split the dosage in half into two separate sets, and supplement the rest of each set [so that it looks full] with water. Miraculously, Mynta and Iced are both cured, but because they didn't get a full dosage they get weakened immune systems and have colds 24/7 in any weather at all times throughout the whole year. (That sucks, I'd probably kill myself if that happened to me. You guys'll be coughing like bitches and randomly sneezing until your chest hurts and blowing your nose ALL THE TIME.) (Sorry Iced since I was kind of granting you a wish too (from the post where you wanted an alternate answer) I had to corrupt you too.)

Originally Posted by Aprixius

I wish i was the richest person in the world

Granted. You get the infected money Iced and Mynta just gave away.

No? Don't use sequential themes in following wishes?

Granted. You're the richest person in the world. Unfortunately, everyone else in the world has exactly $1 less than you. So if you had a $1, 000, 000, 000 then everyone else has $999, 999, 999. You're still "richest" but it's not by a large margin. You're just slightly above average. Oh and the world is communist since everyone is equal. Way to go.

I wish I had a magic slinky that never coiled up or got disfigured or somehow gets tangled with itself.

Granted your now transported into one game only,and its resident evil,and your being chased by a 1000 zombies who can run really fast,there are no continues,no lives,just death and wandering around a video game as a zombie forever more with no hero to put you out of your misery.

I wish i could enter any game of my choosing and live forever in it and swap games at my will. (Note to next corrupter,i love Simon the Sorceror and its world please put me in that corrupted ofc)