3. Please be able to emote. We’re not looking for soulless robots here.

4. Please give at least 1-2 takes of each line with a different inflection.

5. Have fun!

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We’re looking for a voice that is engaging and entertaining to listen to. A voice that is similar to that of a radio talk-shows host or DJ.

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

We’re looking for a voice that can sound laid-back, abrasive, and gruff. A slight Southern dialect is appreciated but not required. Think of SenileSnake’s performance as Gamzee. *Also, please bring the energy when reading for “Sober Gamzee”*

I GoT To BeLiEvE In WhAt My HeArT TeLlS In Me, EvEn If It'S A FaKe ThInG.

[Sober] I FINALLY GOT MY UNDERSTANDIN’ ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE!! They were always both…me… :o) AND ALSO…ME!! Do:

We’re looking for a voice that sorta goofy-sounding but also very loving as well. A sort of Big the Cat kind of voice. *The ability to purr is very much welcomed*

Rose, I’m just a cat and I don’t know much, but I know that you’re important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. And you dont know what that means, but you will see it’s all tied together!

We’re looking for a voice, like Sn0wman’s, that is very sensual and enticing. Think of Maleficent “Sleeping Beauty”

Neophyte Redglare is reported to 8e quite talented. I find no reason to dou8t this. Still, how can I 8e caused any unrest to learn their recourse is to send a lone, inexperienced 8ureaucrat to apprehend me?

We’re looking for a voice that can sound gentle and sweet. A total polar opposite of Vriska’s voice. Overall, we see Aranea with a mixture of a Velma and Pearl type of voice.

The process of healing first involves sifting through what it isn’t, which happens to 8e almost everything your trou8led mind has to offer.

THAT HAS TO 8E THE WORST STORY THAT HAS EVER 8EEN TOLD IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE!! No! I will not “clam down.” Clamming is not something you can do, unless you do it UP, or you are literally retrieving clams from a 8ed of soft oceanic soil.You just have no respect for a well told story!!

We’re looking for voice that can pull off a wide variety of emotions while still sounding a bit dry and dead at he same time. A real Raven-esque kind of voice. *Filters and the like are greatly appreciated*

[Dead] S0llux I actually w0uld like it if you were happy.

[Robot] Wait. What is that. This feeling. 0h g0d…0H MY G0D WHAT DID Y0U D0!

[Alive] There’s no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with! Is everybody ok with that? Do you want to have a big corpse party? We can incinerate the remains in the sun and it will be just glorious!

We’re looking for a voice that is very much akin to that of a male Anime protagonist. Give us something that is thoughtful and deep, while still being chill and laid-back. A voice that is similar to Kyon from “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya”

If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

We’re looking for a voice that can sound gruff and abrasive. A more cartoony-sounding Karkat. Think of an Invader Zim or Pox type of voice.

IT MAY SURPRISE YOU TO KNOW. I AM JUST AS CAPABLE OF RESPECTING THAT. AS I AM OF THROWING A TANTRUM ABOUT IT.

JUST LOOK HOW SMART THIS HOAX IS. THANKS TO MANGA. SEE. THROUGH THE ELEGANCE OF BEAUTY AND FINESSE. IT SOFTENS THE UNCOUTH MALE EXTERIOR. BEVELING THE ANGLES OF PURE MUSCLE. TAMING HIS INCREDIBLE ANGRINESS. AND BY THE FLUSHING OF CHEEKS. THE DEWING OF BROW. THE GLASSING OF EYES. ONE BRINGS OUT OF ANY BRUTE, HIS TRUE INNER BISHIE. WHICH ACTUALLY IS MANGANESE. FOR A BEAUTIFUL LOOKING DUDE.

We’re looking for a voice that can pull off sounding drunk and incoherent. However, please try to not slow down your delivery all that much. A slight Brooklyn/New York accent is very much welcomed, but not required. Overall, We’d like to see if anybody can do an interpretation of Inky’s “Broadway Roxy”

I can't hit on anybody and, appaprently, I can entertain nary a frisky THOUGHT about anyboby because apparentley evrybodies OFF LIMITS!!!!!

Jaek Enklish, can't u see I'm knee-deep in all these stupid meow cats?

We’re looking for a voice that can sound both snooty and snarky. We get that Vriska is a pain in the butt to others, but we want the voice to be bearable to listen to. Think of a Junko Enoshima type of voice.

Okaaaaaaaay, I don’t really get that. So you can just go ahead think I’m some dum8 flighty 8road again.

I forgot how much I loved highlighting it to read all the 8oring things you have to say. It’s like a fun game for super extra handicapped retarded people. Like opening a present! Find out what o8noxious thing the mystery tool typed.

We’re looking for a voice that is rather dark and mysterious, but also really soothing to listen to. Sort of like a Creepypasta reader of sorts.

This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season’s equinox, is the day of this young troll’s larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years. Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not yet exist. What will the name of this young troll be?

We’re looking for a voice that is similar to that of a automated prompter that fluidly advances the player along. A voice that is similar to that of the Handyman Unit from Five Nights At Freddy’s: Sister Location.