A Work of Art!

Posted: 7/2/14 by Wordpecker

5

This is not merely a tub but, rather, a true work of art! I looked long and hard before choosing this masterpiece. Finally finding it felt like winning the lottery, especially since it feels as magnificent as it appears. Best of all, it's completely maintenance-free! No more soap scum, cleaning chemicals, etc. Simply wiping it periodically with a dry towel is sufficient to keep it clean because copper is resistant to mold, mildew, and bacteria. Plus, as most Native Americans know, copper also boasts a wide-range of healing properties, which explains the popularity of the copper-infused compression apparel that dancers (especially Ballerinas like me) swear by. Seriously, nothing has ever felt so decadently elegant as this incredible bathtub. Signature Hardware, I will never be able to thank you enough for your super fast and friendly service in delivering the tub of my dreams in mint condition for a price that will ensure I remain up to my ears in the best bubbles money can buy for the rest of my life! You (and your tub) are the very best! My only regret is that I cannot squash it into my carry-on bag, and take it with me whenever I travel.