Meat Gizmo

All
we're allowed to tell you about Meat Gizmo is that he's an anagram,
and a half-mad brawler-poet who shoots a fine game of pool and
spins a fancy yarn. On top of that he's an ace salesman who
knows how to close a deal if you know what I mean, and not even
I know what I mean. But he really does exist. We didn't make
him up or anything.