…in fact apart from helping me walk and keeping me balanced theres not much else that i do with my feet, to be honest im not their biggest fan. When i was in Infant 3 (5-6yrs old i think) we were asked to draw humans in the future how we would have adapted to the changes in our enviroment and technology. My evolved human/robot had cone shaped discs instead of feet (amongst other things) because ” Toe nails and dry skin take to much time to take care of ” ”…space travel was far to important to spend time cleaning fluff from between your toes”. There was also no belly button for the exact same reason…obviously. However i might not have been so hasty to redesign those space travelling time wasters if Youtube was around back then!

Ok the singing and song choice – no comment, but regardless this is pretty inspiring!

Wow you lot like to make memories dont ya? Found so many of videos from the tour so far, big shouts to all who’ve been down to the gigs seriously have had the most amount of fun performing for ya’ll. Heres the final song from the Santiago show, which by the way is my new favourite place i soooo wanna retire there when im old and grey and of course have married a hot Chilean…..ehem Thanks to BassCode TV for posting this little reminder and heres hoping to do it all again, just a little bit different next year

Keeping in theme i thought we’d head to Italy next by way of New Mexico, Albuquerque to be exact. Breaking Bad watchers might recognize this foreign blur of words from Season 3, for the rest of you this will mean nothing. Gale is idly watering his plants whilst singing along to this fun ditty by an Italian vocal quartet from the 1940s just before the chicken man pays him a visit. So wish i could find a clip of Gale actually singing this from the show but there’s nothing on line and i can’t post it myself as Youtube r straight hating on me after the condom film from the other day…still is a fun listen, especially when the high parts kick in and totally foreign as i cant understand a bloody word, roll on Berlin!

Spent last night with the Riot Jazz lads watching them organize their uber experience at this years Kendal Calling, in between watching them work and eating pizza they showed me some funny ass videos…this is the first

In my recreational haze of a memory i always thought my short hairstyle circa 1996 was inspired by the infamous T-Boyz from TLC however recent discoveries in my tape box (Born Gangsta) and on youtube have rejogged that memory…i can now confirm that my sweet 16 style icon was in fact Boss. A milli, a milli, a militant rapper, whose name stood for Bitch On Some Shit, clad head to toe in black (of course) and looking like a tru G, i so need to get a tape player, this album is RIDICULOUS! Check out ‘i dont give a f**k’ for the most swearing in a chorus i think ever, for now this is Deeper!

So last night one of my oldest friends dropped round whilst Lords of the Undergroundwere playing in the background, cue a 3 hour Youtube fest of all the tracks we used to bang insanely back in the day. Soooooooo many artists i forgot and soooooo many tracks that still KILL IT! So let us begin i got STFD for days on the 90′s tip! Raw Breed – Rabbit Stew, what you know bout this? (more…)

This fella is quite graceful on the old pole and thankfully he is wearing pyjama bottoms as opposed to a grease stained g-string. However around 2.30mins i couldn’t stop my mind wandering somewhere to a dingy back street strip joint, imagining the kind of women that would be turned on by said a performance to the music in the background…wandering again the music changed to the Weather Girls ‘Its Raining Men’ and i was instantly off put at the thought of this dancers graceful turns and twists being in time to a disco beat and including a few pelvic thrusts. Still this is pretty to watch without clouding your mind with dirty thoughts, thank you Jezebel for the sunday viewing!

Before the vodka kicked in we were watching videos on Youtube i recall this was one of the first…its a giant game of snake that a college student created for his project by rewiring the lights in this block of flats…im guessin he got an A?

Watkin Tudor Jones is a f**king bad man master of disguises, if you don’t know (well you actually probably do because as i’ve said before he’s Die Antwoords frontman) get to know! For all those waiting to be schooled please take the time to watch part 7 of the MZANSI documentary on youtube to see Da Ninja in his former dayze as the wild life cookin, golf playing, short wearing, dark haired cape town lothario Waddy Jones

So face bookers will have already seen the videos & photos from the awesome location that is Bal Harbourin San Teodoro. I’ve had the pleasure to perform there twice as part of Sun and Bass the first time 2007…was an experience for all, personally it wasn’t my best but this year made up for it no end! (more…)

I don’t know why i have never searched for videos of The Qemists performing live before today but there is a hell of alot of stuff online, thanks to all you lot armed with camera phones who have rocked out at a Qemist’s show. (more…)

Intros can make or break a live show, The Qemists have been starting with the smasher Stompbox for all their live shows it works a treat however myself and Leon are thinking this might be a better sing along to kick of the live proceedings….THANK YOU BAKED POTATO!

OMG i think im gonna die from how cute this little girl is! A scene we’re all very familiar with, well you are if you’ve ever had goldfish esp the variety from traveling fairs which never seem to last longer than a week, the most appropriate send off, the toilet flush but not before some heart felt words from little Maya… (more…)

Too many thoughts to keep to myself when watching this breakcore documentary thought i’d jot them down here, maybe you can guess which bits im talking about whilst getting to know all about this underground scene.

- People in the crowd don’t seem to know how to dance
- Yes i have heard of Venetian Snares
- UG *cough* ly(more…)

Yay its finally here your first sneaky peek at The Qemist live show which kicks off in Feb. Live vibe video for the single out in March by the uber talented Nathan Seabrook. Been waiting with baited breath for this one, the director’s past work impressed the hell out of me and i was well nervous working with him… (more…)