@Brass-Man Don't listen to @13NoVa . You need go with lines like... "your skills of magic are sub-par and mine are better, you less-than-adequate card slinger!" That will let them know you mean business and they are in for a world of you turning cards sideways into their defeat. You may also want to make sure they also know how their sanctioned cards are made of inferior stock of cardboard to really hit below the belt. If it's a proxy, you have to leave that alone, that's just going too far, man. Too far.

Hey. Who's going to be near Oakville tonight??? Is anyone going out for dinner? Who's going to the Vintage FNM? What should I do tonight that's more interesting than going to bed early? Let's hang out!

Oh...ran into Ashok today who told me 1) about this event and 2) that the site still exists, basically. I was even playing FNM in Nashua, NH Friday 11th, could easily have stopped off in Waterbury on the way home and come to the event. I still have cards...