Okay, so that fancy talking mirror of yours is saying that Snow White is the fairest one of all (Where did you get that mirror, by the way?). Well, who cares about being fair? Fair is boring. Fair is safe and yawn-inducing. Nobody cares about fair. You never bothered to ask that mirror who the hottest one of all is, did you? Or the most cunning. Or the best dresser. Because the answer is you, you, and you. Don't listen to that stupid mirror (although, still, the whole talking thing is quite impressive). Instead, listen to yourself! Now, that doesn't mean you have to stop being a wicked queen. Be wicked, it's who you are. Embrace it.

After you've slipped into your purple velvet dress with that short skirt hem in the front to show off those luscious legs of yours, it's time to grace the rest of the world with your presence. The world is sure to bow to your persona when you're rocking the noble square neckline, the high sheer collar, and a baroque look on the bodice and sleeves. Sure, your look might make people nervous. It's natural for others to be intimidated by royalty!

You've got a wicked reputation to keep up, and they should respect your title. And if they don't, well, you can show them exactly how much power you possess. If they're not awed and humbled by your talking mirror (and who wouldn't be. At this point we can admit we're a little obsessed with it.), they'll be awed and humbled by you turning them into a newt or a toad or any other amphibian you please! Although you could turn them into something else, maybe you've got a thing for amphibians. So forget about being fairest, queen. It's time to be best.