SEND US SEXY PICTURES OF *YOU* IN YOUR WONKETTE T-SHIRTS: We learned from the Comics Curmudgeon (who is also your morning editor Josh Fruhlinger) that readers love to see fellow readers wearing funny shirts from the site they’re all reading. Why? Probably something about psychology or pornography.

So, if you’ve got a hot new Wonkette shirt and a camera and someone to take your picture, please go outside or whatever — maybe with a Local Landmark in the background? — and take a nice picture of yourself and send it to tips -at- wonkette with the subject line HERE IS T-SHIRT FOTO ART.

We will choose five (5) photos to use for the WonketteMart T-shirt shop, and we will send EACH of you five (5) people a Free Shirt of Your Choice. Keep it for yourself or present it as a gift at your next social event or funeral or bris. And thanks again for ordering from WonketteMart!

WERE YOU AWARE? We now offer XL2 sizes of our most popular shirts! Everything is now in stock and ships Immediately! And new items (including Wonkette Operative coffee/whisky mugs and Wonkette-logo Tees) are coming next month! [WonketteMart]

[re=647068]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: We are waiting to see you in those as well.

actor212

Can we haz TruckNutz?

Monsieur Grumpe

[re=647083]Limeylizzie[/re]:
Thong or nutcup?
I’m taking requests.

Limeylizzie

[re=647089]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Oh nutcup , no question.

user-of-owls

[re=647089]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Can the nutcup stop bullets? That’s an important consideration.

amy amnesia

when are submissions due??? i have to get to a suitably sketch place.
also, WONKETTE LOGO SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!

Formerly Preferred

[re=647089]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Apparently in the land “Down Under” (heh heh) they refer to tight Speedos as “budgie smugglers.” I picked up this tidbit, which is now my new favorite phrase, in the Economist, so it is higher brow than you might think.

Sharkey

I bet those “AMERICA LOVES TEA” shirts would be a big hit a the Glenn Beck rally – baggers wouldn’t get the irony. How quickly can you get me 4 cases, Ken?

V572625694

Given the Cheet-o-philic predilictions and couch/cubicle-potato habits of the Wonkette readership, Ken had ought to order a few pallets of 3XL. Is there a snuggli model?

[re=647072]Mr Blifil[/re]: God I hope so.

Fuck Toad

I am waiting for my XXL Wonkette logo shirt, so people can say “why are you wearing a shirt that says ‘Wonkette’, fat man?” and I can cry.

I will buy the coffee cup, also. I WILL BE YOUR MONKEY, LAYNE.

TGY

Fresh blingie fodder.

Lascauxcaveman

From what I remember of Wonkette breast-barings of the past, Mr. Layne, I suggest you send Nerdalicious one of your smaller shirts in white, and bucket of very cold water, stat.

WIDTAP

[re=647071]qwerty42[/re]: Good point.

But Ken, you are thinking small potatoes here. Have you learned nothing from the grifters? The big money is in direct shipping those sex toys and accessories to Washington pols. Just think of how much profit you lost out on by posting the news on Ken Mehlman without the corresponding offer to drop ship a tube of lube for each $20 donation from the Wonketeria. Hell, you could retire on the diaper margin alone.