Just imagining how many times they tried to master the perfect pose and get in the perfect light is hilarious, yet pathetic. But anyway, saying sorry isn't going to help this one out. Dump both of them because this is probably not the first time either of them have betrayed you.

What do you mean meta? Where I live it’s a common thing to do when you find your brother kissing your girlfriend whilst taking a picture of themselves. Another thing to do is to ensure that they get a cold and then eat expired yogurt. It’s oddly specific I know but it’s a tradition.

Just imagining how many times they tried to master the perfect pose and get in the perfect light is hilarious, yet pathetic. But anyway, saying sorry isn't going to help this one out. Dump both of them because this is probably not the first time either of them have betrayed you.

I would beat some respect into your brother and lock that girl in with the curry farts guy. And because I'm not sexist, I would beat some respect into that girl and throw your brother in with curry farts guy.