Sienna Miller Learns To Drive

Sienna Miller’s looking to outrun her trannsexual stalker, so she’s taking driving lessons. Maybe she’s going to mow his ass down and leave a bloody wig and some falsies in the street. Anyway, this crazy debacle ensued in which some local people were trying to prevent the paps from taking shots of Sienna and sorta threatened the guy and he was all shaken up as they beat down on his car. This is why you gather intel on celebrities from home, suckaz! And who knew Sienna had thug fans? This is going to be the latest craze, celebrity fans who beat the snot out of photogs. This is why I am not out there in the streets.