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There's only one rule of roommate conduct I follow: if Kate puts her underwear on the counter, I will light a bird on fire. It's as simple as that.
[Gorilla Mask via Liquid Generation]
EDIT: the girl is Kate Levitt from the band Teeth Mountain, and the leather-clad dudes (not gay in real life) are known in the music world as Shams (long hair) and Narwhalz (glasses), respectively. The "I feel like my whole life is ridiculous" guy is Andrew Burt, who is also in Teeth Mountain. Of course, nothing in this baffling episode actually happened, barring the dead bird incident (Narwhalz ...