Went to teh gym last night during peak hours for the first time. I've been going in the middle of the day, so that my hangbored musicand crutches won't annoy people. Plus, it's a small enough area that when there are more than 2-3 people in there, the humidity gets high enough to fuck with the workout.

Anyway, went in. Found out that another member of the gym meatbombed the topout of a mega-highball at Cooper's Rock, fractured his tibia. Kinetic members are dropping like flies and stacking like cordwood!

Hnagboreding is going good. After only three seshes, I'm up to 20lbs added on awl the grips, even shallow two finger pockets, which are my nemeses. Found some pinches that I'm pretty happy with. Don't think I'm going to mess with monos this time; if I can do a shallow two finger with 35 lbs, then a deep one-finger should be casual, right?

Glad to hear you are making the most of the downtyme. Sorry to hear about the b0mbz.

there are some tasty morsels of man meat at the gyms here. and everyone sees me and goes "oh, do ewe know wunderboi?"

just because I'm a gimpy climber doesn't mean we all know each other...but yes, I know [what] wunderboi['s dick looks like].

Oh, thankfully no. One of the only smart decisions I made during that stretch.

Pat on the back!

But you need to fill me in on wunderboi, I am not up to date on the story. Gruppe boi tawk?

Oh geez, Lena probably doesn't even know what FFFIL stands for!

ewe could fill us both in.

ewe could fill yourself in with cement. and stop breathing. and never come back here.

But then how wood we have teh grate times at teh noiZ-jerks meetup?

Woo! Ewe better have bewbs by that point.

Or, he could die, and we could all celebrate his demise at zion. I doubt his presence would be anything besides the metaphorical turd in the punchbowl if he ever dragged his worthless carcass to pander to us at a gathering.

See Eye! There is a chance I may be coming out to the Bhey area for some interviews in early March. Any chance of couch-crashing/beer drinking/maybe even some climbzings?

sure, I'll be around. You can stay at our place if you like. We have 3 cars too so you can roll deep in the MoleStar.

show him the local shit.

the beav.

har. We'll have to see what the weather is doing.

it'd be cool to take him out to the GW, or hell, maybe we could squeeze a quik trip to the Sokat SartinCrags.

no DTSA Highly Published Area?

hard to say, snupe, hard to say...

the Highly Published Area would be a decent call if it's one day and it hasn't rained for a week. And it's a weekend.

If its weekday one day, GW would be fun and camhed luvz soft grade permadraw caked in chalk onzends.

If we had 3 days Sartintewth and environz could be fun.

We'll see. The conference is mostly on Friday, so I'd ideally have both Sat and Sun to climb the climbz. I'd be cool for wherever. Although, i will almost certainly be getting back into it by that point.

no better place to get back into it than teh hole. It's only 6 hourz or so.

there are some tasty morsels of man meat at the gyms here. and everyone sees me and goes "oh, do ewe know wunderboi?"

just because I'm a gimpy climber doesn't mean we all know each other...but yes, I know [what] wunderboi['s dick looks like].

Oh, thankfully no. One of the only smart decisions I made during that stretch.

Pat on the back!

But you need to fill me in on wunderboi, I am not up to date on the story. Gruppe boi tawk?

Oh geez, Lena probably doesn't even know what FFFIL stands for!

ewe could fill us both in.

ewe could fill yourself in with cement. and stop breathing. and never come back here.

But then how wood we have teh grate times at teh noiZ-jerks meetup?

Woo! Ewe better have bewbs by that point.

Or, he could die, and we could all celebrate his demise at zion. I doubt his presence would be anything besides the metaphorical turd in the punchbowl if he ever dragged his worthless carcass to pander to us at a gathering.