Is Michael Angelo Batio's quadruple-neck honestly the second coolest guitar in rock, or merely a monument to the folly of '80s hair metal? Does the former Nitro man genuinely deserve two entries in the top ten? Is it worrying that the only truly contemporary instrument in the top 10 is Matt Bellamy's effects-loaded Manson custom electric?

Is this just another yawn-inducing internet list designed to cause controversy and generate traffic?