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Originally Posted by sirhugs

The stripper gets the wrong address, and, depending which gender you prefer, instead of crashing the bachelor party or wedding shower, ends up at the bible study group...

A twist: The performer has no intention of doing a full Monty, but the bible study group is affiliated with the Naked Church Of Naked Jesus (ie they're nudists). A couple options: The believers convert the performer. OR, the performer is forced to do a reverse strip, ie getting dressed. Hilarity ensues.

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A twist: The performer has no intention of doing a full Monty, but the bible study group is affiliated with the Naked Church Of Naked Jesus (ie they're nudists). A couple options: The believers convert the performer. OR, the performer is forced to do a reverse strip, ie getting dressed. Hilarity ensues.

By accident, his conscious guilt ridden but his cock hard, the guy leading the bible study was the one who ordered her services....he just made the mistake of giving her the wrong address and date.

She shows up, he is beet red embarrassed, she is just amused. He has to introduce her. She prick teases him mercilessly through the study session. Little lip movements, views down her blouse, all things no one else can notice.

By accident, his conscious guilt ridden but his cock hard, the guy leading the bible study was the one who ordered her services....he just made the mistake of giving her the wrong address and date.

She shows up, he is beet red embarrassed, she is just amused. He has to introduce her. She prick teases him mercilessly through the study session. Little lip movements, views down her blouse, all things no one else can notice.

Like this one

To make it more embarrassing to him she shows up in a naughty girl scout uniform he requested.

or if its a priest a naughty boyscout

another even more embarrassing one is she shows up dressed as a naughty nun.

Maybe the stripper is dressed as a Naughty Catholic Schoolgirl. Nobody notices her. Other than being dressed a bit sleazy for the occasion, she fits right in with the group and sits down for the services. Until she stands up during one of the songs and starts stripping. The rest of the group, thinking this is a new thing, all start stripping too.

Maybe the stripper is dressed as a Naughty Catholic Schoolgirl. Nobody notices her. Other than being dressed a bit sleazy for the occasion, she fits right in with the group and sits down for the services. Until she stands up during one of the songs and starts stripping. The rest of the group, thinking this is a new thing, all start stripping too.

This plot line is well over the edge of ridiculously cool, stupidly clever, and erotic among the inhibited craven misfits of the planet, that it should not be written, but scribbled out while drunk and stoned, then posted at 420pm by some lecherous lizard of l'internet.

Yes, and she sits behind the others and gives him little flashes when he looks at her.

People are looking at her strangely though because her hair is in pig tails.

Add bubble gum.

Big pink bubbles.

Loud oversized sunglasses.

Tatoo like leading up one thigh.

"Oral Roberts No, Oral Sex Yes".

She brought her little boom box for the strip job. Her only worry is when exactly in the study was she supposed to start the show? She's picked out her dance track between the aisles and picked out the guys to gyrate her tits and ass on. She's picked the three guys and the one woman to kiss and feel up.

Not entirely along the lines of the original idea, and I'm not trying to derail the discussion here, but here's another potential plot. (Maybe I'm being too serious or dramatic for this particular thread?)

The stripper is an old friend, or maybe an ex-girlfriend, of the man who is running the Bible study. (It would actually help explain things if this were an incest/taboo story and she's a sister hoping to live with her brother.) She's not the "has her shit together but is doing this to pay for college" sort of stripper; the world has consistently shit on her since she was a child and she's never been able to catch a break. She bears deep emotional scars, has a history of severe substance abuse, isn't always a nice person, and is almost at the point of killing herself when the plot begins. She's fallen on hard times and needs somewhere safe to get her life back together. She comes to his house hoping for a place to crash and someone that she can talk to. She's shocked, and a bit embarrassed, when she realizes that she just interrupted a Bible study group. Her old friend can't just make her leave with no place to go. The plot explores the growing tension between the smoldering attraction between the two, disapproval from the church parishioners that he is letting "that kind of woman" crash on his couch (the senior pastor either serving as an understanding mentor, or perhaps as a villainous and judgmental antagonist), and the couple's attempt to reconcile their desires and his strong religious beliefs. The two manage to barely restrain their desires for one another, but the church doesn't believe that they're not having sex and the parishioners are horrible to them. In the end, this being Literotica, desire wins out. They cast their inhibitions aside and have the sort of passionate desperate sex that can only come from those who have been forced to restrain themselves for far too long. Then, they begin the work of helping her to overcome her troubled past together. Avoid giving it a "happily ever after" ending; this isn't going to be an easy relationship, but the sex will be unbelievable.

Last edited by GPLockwood : 02-02-2014 at 10:58 PM.
Reason: What? Write something and then leave it alone? Me!?

To make it more embarrassing to him she shows up in a naughty girl scout uniform he requested.

or if its a priest a naughty boyscout

another even more embarrassing one is she shows up dressed as a naughty nun.

I love the naughty nun idea! Here's an idea: This Bible study is going to have a guest lecturer who is going to be teaching a class on "Biblical teachings regarding sexuality". The actual nun who agreed to speak on that day has her car break down in a location without cell phone coverage. The stripper shows up in a nun outfit. The class ends up with a very different lesson than anyone had anticipated. :-)

She brought her little boom box for the strip job. Her only worry is when exactly in the study was she supposed to start the show? She's picked out her dance track between the aisles and picked out the guys to gyrate her tits and ass on. She's picked the three guys and the one woman to kiss and feel up.

Real life: I went to a strip club one Saturday night. I saw many naked ladies, but one stood out as my favorite. The next day I go to my very conservative megachurch. It was my second time, since I was new in town. I get on the elevator and guess who is in it with me, looking fabulous, her conservative attire failing to completely hide the beauty beneath?

Real life: I went to a strip club one Saturday night. I saw many naked ladies, but one stood out as my favorite. The next day I go to my very conservative megachurch. It was my second time, since I was new in town. I get on the elevator and guess who is in it with me, looking fabulous, her conservative attire failing to completely hide the beauty beneath?