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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
IF ONLY THE NRA HAD BEEN THERE TO RESIST OTHER REGULATIONS ON THE SAME SLIPPERY-SLOPE GROUNDS THAT THE NRA NOW RESISTS GUN REGULATIONS.
Man: I believe that requiring seat-belts in cars would save lives.
NRA: OH, NO YOU DON'T! You just want to MAKE CARS ILLEGAL! We're not budging an inch!
Man: Maybe we should put child-proof caps on medication containers.
NRA: HA! I see your end-game! You're just trying to BAN ALL MEDICATIONS!
Woman: There have to be some limitations on the ability to pollute the air!
NRA: You aren't fooling anyone! What you REALLY want to do is BAN ALL FACTORIES! Well, you won't get even a foothold into this evil plan!
Man: There must be some regulation of bomb-making supplies!
NRA: We see right through you! That's just a first step to MAKING ALL FERTILIZER ILLEGAL! You just don't understand our FARM CULTURE!
THEN, THANKS TO THE NRA, AMERICA WOULD BE A NATION THAT HAS CARS, MEDICINE, FACTORIES, AND FARMS.