Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

ever play diablo 2? it's like diablo 2 but 500 times slower and 5000 times more tedious. for heavens sake you kill snails and mushrooms can kill you. it's also boring since it lacks a real plot. however, if you REALLY REALLY want to play this game, you gotta hack. if you don't hack, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage to the other people who do hack, and you'll be wasting your time.

wanna know how slow maplestory is? it takes around 5 minutes to get to level 2, and around 2 hours to get to level 10. then it takes around 20 hours to get to level 30. in diablo 2, you can go from 1 to 75 in 16 hours. both are a waste of time, but which one would you rather do?

A play on iPod that just changes the 'o' to a 'w' for those '1337' speaking losers who think that stuff is cool. Bootleg iPods tend to have that as the logo. If you see an iPod that has iPwn on it instead, it might not be smart to trust it.

Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine