Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

This guy just rules. What better way to celebrate Jerusalem Day (which The Slackingest Site On The Internet neglected to acknowledge -- oops!) than to paint onesself all kinds of crazy colors and strut around like one owns the place.

Of course, that's more than I can say for our slightly less-than-confident caption writer...

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL - JUNE 01: (ISRAEL OUT) A man with a Israeli flaf painted on his chest stands outside the old city during a march marking the anniversary of east Jerusalem's annexation June 1, 2011 in Jerusalem, Israel. This is the 44th anniversary of the annexation of the eastern part of Jerusalem by Israeli forces during the Six Day War in 1967. (Photo by Lior Mizrahi/Getty Images)