Q: The youngest Holmes brother. Sherlock finds him ‘boring’ and a ‘traitor’ in his crusade to make Mycroft his arch nemesis. John sees him a the child he doesn’t think he’ll ever have, mother-henning him to distraction. Mycroft is a proud older brother/father figure, supportive of his need to fly under the radar without compromising his intelligence. Not one of the approve of his current relationship goals. Wooing the hard hearted Double O’s.

007: Bond is fascinated by Q’s mind. He can help but tease the young quartermaster, just on the off chance of seeing the rebuttal form. After the events of Skyfall he never thought that he would find someone as interesting as M [he is reminded of the gentleman that sometimes appeared in M’s office **Mycroft**] . He tests the waters by turning up unexpected within Q branch, putting his [unknown as yet. Assume engineering?] skills to work as the new M has him on suspension.

006: Acquitted of any wrong doings thanks to some mission files left by the pervious M; Mallory brings a long exiled and assumed dead Alec Trevelyan back into the fold at MI6. He’s been working for Mycroft since ‘The Incident’ and now needs t recertify for the double O program. Mistrusted and lonely [very off canon] he retreats to the bowls of Q branch putting his explosive skills to the test. Unaware that Bond is hiding there as well and both are being watched very carefully by our young Q.

Plot? or Something Like It: Q’s in love. Bond in lust then love. Alec just lost [then eventually love]. John’s in background appearing with food etc every now and then. Sherlock texts and mocks. Mycroft monitors all situations by way of Anthea/Andrea/Antonia/Althea. Mallory would rather stay out of it. Moneypenny is spying for John.

Big bad appears, Q protects the only way he can. Alec and Bond miss Q whilst in the field.