September 15, 2009

A terrorism suspect recently detained in Pakistan is the same Swedish
national {?!1!1!! Fucking Scandis!-ed.}once held by the United States at Guantanamo Bay, police said
Monday. He and others in his group were reportedly trying to join al
Qaeda in the country's lawless tribal areas {Well, thank goodness this guy had nothing but the pre-2001 maps and road guides to use.-ed}.

The development
appeared to underscore the difficulty with predicting the path that
detainees at the U.S. Naval Base Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, will take upon
their release, with the Pentagon having acknowledged that a small but notable percentage {you mean, like damn near 100% if they were able to do so?-ed}of one-time inmates have joined, or rejoined, militant groups.

No. Fucking. Shit. And to think, an imbecile like me can figure this shit out, so why can't the geniuses in Washington?