Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, because it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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Two sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES. ..NO…YES. ..NO…

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Sardar shouting to his girl friend ” you said we will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday whole day in the post office.

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, “chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ….
……… “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”