Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

cream cheese on the moon- so the shrimps wishin their daily insomnia.so then they could perishall the walls under their legs...how they could, no one had knownbut the thoughts in their amphibian brains already flown,and the mad shiny starshad nothing to add,so their mad dreams in deep agony began.

for cheese is a primarycrab nutritientand shrimps shone hardlyin their earthly environmentthey longed for starsand longed for the mooninhabited by crabs onblue afternoonsbut shrimps wantedthe whole night for themselves- without wings it lookeda bitlike a sysiphusian attempt.

This reminds me of my high school econ class. My teacher had used someone in class as an example and I forget what he was trying to explain, but the person in class was supposedly the only person in the world who knew how to build nacho cheese bridges to the moon. So that week, "Nacho CHEESE bridges to THE MOON!" was shouted a lot. And he was awake and presumably sober...