John Schroeck didn't talk to any of his classmates at school until he was in the fifth grade. Now he won't shut up.

An up-and-comer in the Cincinnati comedy scene, John has performed around the Midwest and beyond, winning over audiences with stories of his Catholic upbringing and his serious opinions about Panera Bread.

John was a semi-finalist in Rooftop's National College Comedy Competition in 2010, and has worked with nationally touring headliners such as Tommy Johnagin, Jimmy Dore, Amy Schumer and Kyle Kinane.