Do you remember that old Bellamy Brothers song, "Do you love as good as you look?"

What….?

NO?

Does this help?

"Honey, do you love as good as you look?

Judging from the cover, I"d love to read the book…"

Today anytime a kid had a poo diaper, I insisted on singing "Baby, you don’t smell as good as you look… Judging from that odor… I"d looooove to wipe… your …. butt… ’cause baby, you don’t smell…. as good as you look."

Have I mentioned I can’t sing? It only adds to the performance value, trust me.

(ok, really i didn’t sing ‘butt.’ i’m such a stickler for ‘appropriateness.’ it would have sounded better, but i couldn’t bring myself to do it. ‘bottom’ just didn’t have the right number of syllables though.)

stickler for appropriateness? did i just write that AT THE BOTTOM – no pun intended- OF A POST ON HOW TO MAKE A BELLAMY BROTHERS SONG INTO A POO SONG? GEEZ. what a weird lady i am.