NSFW: Every Single Nude Scene From ‘Game Of Thrones’

So someone saw a need for this. It’s every nude scene from ‘Game of Thrones‘ spliced together. My first reaction: Whoever made this just lumped “sex scenes” in with “nude scenes” and I don’t consider those the same thing and until this moment didn’t realize I was such an aficionado of such things. But yeah some sex scenes don’t have explicit nudity.

My second reaction, though is considering that when people mention ‘Game of Thrones’ the first thing anyone thinks of is sex and nudity. People go so far as to call it porn. But with that reputation, this clip is a lot shorter than I would expect it to be.

With the season four premier so heavily watched it shut down HBO Go, fans are turning out in droves. Are they looking for medieval political intrigue or cheap thrills? Well, there’s nothing wrong with a nice balance of both.

Like I said, this is absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK! It’s nothing but nudity and sex– all kinds of sex, straight sex, gay sex, group sex, incest, more incest, a little bit more, okay that’s enough. Click away, ya perv!

Like I said, considering its reputation, 16 minutes of nudity and sex out of three seasons of ten episodes each– that’s thirty hours– that’s not much at all. There were some other sultry scenes but that weren’t explicit enough to be included in this, but even so…

Let’s not overlook that the real hook of the show are the political maneuverings, backstabbing (and just regular stabbing, actually) and intrigue. The sex and nudity just add a layer of spice, which the frigid world of Westeros could certainly use! Plus they didn’t have smart phones or Netflix but did have an abundance of liquor so what else were they going to do?

What do you think? Does ‘Game of Thrones’ need all the nudity? Does it add a level of depth to the show? Or is the balance just right? Comment below!

Jason Motes

Jason's earliest memory is of watching 'Batman,' followed shortly by a memory of playing Batman & Robin with a friend, which entailed running outside in just their underwear and towels as capes. When adults told them they couldn't run around outside in their underwear, both boys promptly whipped theirs off and ran around in just capes. Jason's father gamely agreed to read him comic books as bedtime stories instead of 'Snow White.' (Super Friends being his favorite.) Jason saw all of the original Star Wars movies (and Indiana Jones and Superman and Star Trek...) in the theaters. Yes, he is old. And grew up in the most GEEKTASTIC decade ever, the 80s, devouring a steady diet of GI Joe, Transformers, Masters of the Universe, Princess of Power and (best of all) Jem! (It totally counts as sci fi! They had a sentient computer that projected holograms!) Jason has studied literature, journalism, film history and has a degree in creative writing (and a minor in psychology) from the University of South Alabama. He has worked as a technical writer and proofreader. These days, most of his creative energy goes into his blog and writing for this site! He lives with the cutest puppies ever.

You mean it’s awkward FOR YOU to watch. It isn’t awkward for the actors, it fits seamlessly into the narrative, sex is a natural part of life, and many adults enjoy it (both participating and seeing it in GoT). Haven’t we evolved past this old “sex is yucky” thinking?

JayJay

It’s not seemless. It is awkward in the scene as well with the acting.

thrusting and talking doesn’t add anything but thrusting and nudity.

plus it’s a poor device to use when you lack content. If the content is all that mattered then would the show be successful without the sex and nudity? Probably not

Royal

Its usually done in secret and not something done in public, that’s why it’s awkward to watch. its not wrong, but that doesn’t mean its okay to show to such an extent. That’s why advertisements don’t use this level of sexuality, it’s awkward for the consumer to watch (among other things in the advertiser’s case)

SuperKameGuru

Nudity and sex make up less than 1% of the show and the storyline is one of the most in-depth plots on TV right now. Do you even watch?

Furthermore, I don’t get this arbitrary “sex scenes don’t add anything.” A story is a series of events and sex can be one of them. How exactly does a sex scene add nothing to the plot but a battle scene does? Does a shot of the landscape add nothing as well? What’s the metric here?

Yes, sometimes the nudity is a bit gratuitous but the television is a business and T and A sparks people’s interest and gets people watching. That said, nobody’s (or at least not many) watching an hour long show every week in the hopes of maybe seeing a couple minutes’ worth of nudity. They come for the sex and stay for the plot. Where’s the problem here?

Christopher Smith

I think his point was that it actually is pretty awkward for the actors and the narrative, regardless of how natural sex is as a part of life and how much “sex is beautiful” thinking is brought to bare (spelling humour intended).

While not quite as bad as Spartacus, the scenes do occasionally feel like they were wedged in there just to remind people that this is pay TV and they are getting their money’s worth.

TronSheridan

Sex is natural. Raping women. Abusing women. Viewing them as possessions. Objectifying them as sex devices. None of those are natural in enlightened societies. So yeah, some of the depiction in GoT is yucky, unhealthy, and feeds the egos of a lot of dbag men who really enjoy it.

Tom

Only the first two seasons there.

Tom

I personallyhmy don’t see how the nudity takes away from the series. I think it serves to portray the scenes in a more realistic manner, and didn’t think that any of the scenes were awkward.

JayJay

Right. That’s what thsoe who enjoy the nudity would say.

I found it cheesy. I can’t take any nude scene seriously.

Anyway, how many have died of an STD? The amount of nudity around an unclean environment is astonishing

SuperKameGuru

I don’t think you understand how STDs work.

JayJay

I don’t think you understand how sex works.

Christopher Smith

When we’re talking about a fantasy world made up of geography & countries that don’t exist, along with magic & dragons & supernatural ice people… I don’t think “realism” is the most important criteria for the show.

Wow, I didn’t know so many women had completely shaved their vagina’s and had landing strips in this time period. Plus all the positions! I didn’t know reverse cow girl had been around that long. Let’s look at these scenes for what they are: just soft core porn. Makes me glad that I’ve never bothered watching this show.

andy

you boring twat

Steven Stokes

Wow, that was original. Better go back to spanking it to Game of Thrones.

andy

and fyi this is not a historical drama. It’s fantasy. So to say “I didn’t know reverse cow girl had been around that long” is missing the point, regardless of how long that sex position has been around in our world.

Steven Stokes

So what is the point? To see how many simulated sex scenes can be crammed into one season?

Christopher Smith

You are judging without understanding that which you judge.

As was pointed out, it really doesn’t amount to nearly as much nudity and sex as all the hype would have you think.

Over two seasons, with 10 episodes a season and thanks to no commercials, an average runtime of just shy of 60 minutes per episode, which comes to about 1200 minutes. Of those 1200, they have a total of 18 minutes, or 1.5% of all show time, with nudity & simulated sex. That is hardly “cramming” it in. Anyone watching strictly for prurient interests is going to be sadly disappointed and bored.

Steven Stokes

Wow, thanks for the math lesson. I’m not judging, just observing. Frankly, I don’t really care. I am amazed at how up in arms all you renaissance fair nerds get about this show.

SuperKameGuru

Did you even read the article? The show has 30 hours of content and 16 minutes of nudity (and even less actual sex scenes). Nudity and sex occur during literally less than 1% of the show.

Steven Stokes

No, I just watched the video for the wank like everyone else that clicked on the link.

Time frame? This is a different world, and it is fiction. It is not based on Earth history. I really hope that you have not been walking around talking about the historical accuracy of a work of fiction.

Steven Stokes

No, I don’t watch the show. I just saw the most important (and probably interesting) parts in the clip above.

You’re not too bright are you? You claim you have not watched the show but for some reason you make the claim that the nudity seen in the clip above is the most important part? How would you know what parts are most important?

Steven Stokes

No, I don’t watch the show nor do I ever plan to. Though it is super fun to watch all you renaissance fair nerds get all up in arms because I said something negative about your favorite show to wank to.

Actually, you just said that you do this to upset people. That makes you a troll.

Steven Stokes

Actually, I didn’t say that I posted a comment to upset people nor did I ever say that. I posted a comment you don’t agree with. Now because I’m not saying “you know, he/ she is right” you are attempting to twist what I said in a previous post. I don’t watch this show. I don’t want to. I never have and never will. The fact that someone can piece together an almost 10 minute clip of just sex scenes is disturbing enough. I voiced my opinion. Some agree with it, some don’t. The fact remains that it is my opinion. If you don’t agree with it, that’s fine. That’s the beauty of the internet. I can set on my couch and debate the relevance of Game of Thrones all afternoon.

Look at you, trying to pretend you’re not a troll, and trying to pretend you’re not making claims about a show you nothing about. What happened, earlier you had no problem being an admitted moron and troll, now suddenly you have an issue with it. Be not afraid to be who you are, troll.

Steven Stokes

Show me exactly when I admitted to trolling. That’s right, because I never did. Maybe you should learn about punctuation and forming a sentence before becoming a keyboard warrior.

You ask me to show you then say I can’t. Obviously this makes you a troll. And now you’re playing the grammar card lol. Oh you poor kid, so desperate to be right about *anything*.

Steven Stokes

You can’t prove or show something that doesn’t exist. And yes, grammar grammar is very important especially to those keyboard warriors. You try to sound intelligent yet use “lol”. I’d venture to say I’m probably twice your age, son.

lildemonz

So far Steven is winning, but little does he know Whane probably IS the actual troll here. I want the next episode guys! Come on! This is more entertaining than GoT haha.

As I was reading this series of comments, I was definitely coming to the same conclusion about Whine the Wimp. Oh, jessh — all that was months ago.I’m guilty of same.

Karsus

16 min of this stuff out of 30 hours of episodes… Not so much really.

jay

too bad, if you did you would know how dumb all that uninformed gibberish you just said was. This show take place in an alternate world (ie.narnia, middle earth) it fudges on certain things but basically it’s like a more realistic medieval fantasy, with sex,violence,nudity,and stuff you don’t see in the tamer, lord of the rings or naria universes, (besides the violence I mean) sure it’s crude and gross and over the top at times, but that’s what this show is and that’s what the books they are based on are ( A Song of Ice and Fire) it would be stupid not to follow the books and since George R. R. Martin has control of his work he gets to say what goes.

Sir Arthulf

he is just an old pervert

SuperKameGuru

I think it’s adorable that you think various sex positions are some kind of new invention. News flash: People have been having sex in unusual positions since people have been having sex.

Steven Stokes

Gee, I never thought of that. Thanks for pointing that out to me. I thought all those positions were invented in the 70’s when Deep throat was made.

Every single girl (and i do mean girl, not woman) on that show is a whore. Just a bunch of whores and sluts.

Lindsay

I completely agree. Also sends the wrong message. As if women are just sexual objects. Those girls should be ashamed of themselves. Glad I dont watch the show. Despicable

Tom Oosterbroek

Sure, alot of the scenes are not the greatest, but thats only because they are gratuitous.

The rest is just you making the assumption in your 2015 earth mindset.

Can’t we just enjoy a fantasy, set on another planet in a more or less medieval time period, without it having to be an ‘example’, as you put it , or turn it into some kind anti-woman platform?

And how would you know anything if you dont even watch the show? You watch a compilation of nude scenes and have your mind made up?

Ah well, your loss, you’re missing out on the best tv in ages because of your bias

SuperKameGuru

The show has both men and women appearing nude and having sex but it’s somehow sending the message that women are objects. That makes total sense. “I’m uncomfortable with nudity but I can’t just say that so I need to protest some imagined message!”

You obviously haven’t watched the show, so you shouldn’t be saying that.

SuperKameGuru

Yes, they’re whores and sluts for acting in a show they didn’t write where they have clothes on 95% of the time. Nothing says “whore” like showing a nipple and pretending to have sex. I see misogyny is still alive and well.

So all the females are sluts but you say nothing about the guys who do the very same thing. The old double standard strikes again.

Anon viewer

In complete agreement. A little bit of nudity didn’t hurt anyone but, once again, it’s gone above and beyond that, purely to give men their cheap thrills. Nothing is special anymore, thanks to this type of throw away sexually explicit culture. May as well just stick it on the porn sites where it belongs…..

Eva

thats because all of it is 1. season pretty much…. got sick of watching it because you couldnt go through one single ep. without having to look at it… seriously…

season 2 MUCH better… and a LOT less sex… but i guess it wouldnt be able to sell without!

Game of Porn. The only reason why the TV show is popular. Take away all the sex, put it on a regular broadcast channel, and it would have 1/4th the viewers.

marcos

Emilia é uma atriz muito linda,gostosa e talentosa!!!

SubSumeYou

ROTFLMAO…I remember watching, completely by accident and out of sequence, the HBO sponsored series, LEXX, and one of the episodes Xev is showering and, well, I did a double take thinking, what in the hell kind of sci-fi is this?!? ROTFLMAO : )

is it even real sex they don’t even show anything more than a backside bouncing on some guys waist so all there doing is showing nudity they only portray the sex or give us the illusion of sex its just nudity

IhateStupidPeople

like the previous post they show no penetration its just like how in every other TV series they show the couple topless(how do we know there not wearing pants) on there backs with the sheet up to there neck and the couple is out of breathe and panting. look at the camera angles they don’t show the angles that would show the penis going in and out for a reason yes it is porn but its not sex