In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Warning: Trespassers will be shotWarning: Survivors will be shot again.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade. Then Find Someone Who's Life Has Given Them Vodka, And Have A Party.

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.

Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.

This One Is From Supernatural:

Dean: And When Humans Want Something, Really Really Bad. We LieCastiel: Why?Dean: Because, That's How You Become President.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with TDI), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

1. To become someone respected2. Just to have fun3. To become a feared person in society4. Pursue my dreams and what I believe in5. Conquer the world and destroy precious things6. Pursue my hobbies7. Start a shop made for fun

If you were given one last chance to do something, what would you do?

1. I will complete it if it matters the most to someone important to me2. I'd train as much as I could in order to complete my task3. It doesn't matter if it is important or not. But, if it means that what I love will be disrupted, I will do it without a second thought4. I'd never give up, no matter how hard the obstacle seems, I will complete it5. If it involves killing people, I would do it6. I would plow straight ahead without a second thought7. I'd try to complete it as best I could if it means I will make someone proud

My_ is/are most important to me:

1. best friend2. everyone excluding my enemies and those who don't understand me3. town and everything in it4. family and friends5. depends6. hobby and family7. family and sweets

If I meet an enemy I_.

1. Take them down no matter what2. Use cold and calculating skills to take them down3. Beat them up without any mercy by myself4. Defeat the even if it costs me my life for the sake of those important to me5. Laugh at them and taunt them then fool them with trickery6. Beat them in a brawl7. Run away because I don't want to die yet

When I have free time, I like to_.

1. Follow around my best friend2. Hang out with my friends3. Pretend to be a watchman and lookout for danger or threats-- alone4. Relax but I would choose to spend time with my family and friends over relaxing5. Spend time with childhood friends and boss them around6. Practice and hone my skills7. Play around and tease people for fun

When something seems impossible, what do you do?

1. Keep going if it is for a good cause2. Take my time and build up my strength before attempting it again3. I would defeat it no matter what4. Strive on ahead even if it costs you your life5. Use trickery to make something happen6. Plow ahead through sweat and blood7. Back down and let someone else do it

What's your favorite color?

1. Something angry and fierce2. I have lots of favorites but the one that stands out is blue3. I don't really care but sometimes purple can be interesting4. A calming, warm color5. A color situated with scary stuff6. A bright color that stands out from everything else7. A fresh, clean color

Now, that you have chosen you answers, whichever number you have the most of, refer to the chart below.

If you have the most 1, you are StormIf you have the most 2, you are RainIf you have the most 3, you are CloudIf you have the most 4, you are SkyIf you have the most 5, you are MistIf you have the most 6, you are SunIf you have the most 7, you are Lightning

These are all the Haiku's I have written. Please tell me what you think of them in a review. Some of these are also posted on DeviantArt. The link is on my profile. So, have a look inside and tell me what you think.

These are all the Haiku's I have written. Please tell me what you think of them in a review. Some of these are also posted on DeviantArt. The link is on my profile. So, have a look inside and tell me what you think.