Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Other things Madonna could do to provoke a bored public

Madonna has enraged Christian leaders after appearing crucified on stage during her new tour. On the first night of her Confessions tour in Los Angeles on Sunday the Material Girl mounted a 20 foot high mirrored crucifix and sang her song "Live To Tell." The Church of England is furious with the stunt, accusing Madonna of abusing religious imagery. A Church spokesperson says, "Is Madonna prepared to take on everything else that goes with wearing a crown of thorns? And why would someone with so much talent seem to feel the need to promote herself by offending so many people?" Madonna upset the Catholic church in 1989 when burning crosses and a black Jesus appeared in the video for hit single "Like A Virgin." --IMDB

--In concert, bite the head off a chicken on even-numbered days, a bat on odd-numbered days--Give birth to child No. 3, Wombapalooza, on stage--Impale herself on a leftover Blonde Ambition conical bra--Release a listenable CD