he said "hi,"
he said: "how do you do?
I say: "you don’t care, so why do you ask?"
he said: "jesus, what's wrong with you?"
I said: "the mood is on fire,"
he said: "I only try to be polite,"
I said: "you should have come before,"
he said: "hey, let's start all over again
this conversation is getting way out of line,"
I said: "you started it, remember?"
he said: "hey, don't bite my nose,"
I said: "I'm sorry!"
he said: "I only said hi,"

I said: "yeah, I guess I sometimes overreact,"
He said: "I seem to remember that,"
I said: "look who’s starting it all over again!"
he said: "oh no, we aren't going over this again,"
I said: "go fuck your brains, professor pseudo,"
he said: "I started from here," he said, "I said hi,"

I said: "oh baby, you're still as starring as before,"
he said: "maybe the lady’s having a period,"
I said: "whatever... next!"
I said: "and as a matter of fact..."
he said: "I know you don't think you’re overreacting..."
and I said: "and then another thing
there are different ways of saying hi,"

so I said: "hello, I said, how do you do?"
he said: "fine, I’m having a great time!"
I said: "oh, I’m happy for you!"
he said: "what exactly do you mean?"
I said: "nothing… I only said hi,"

he said: "you’re doing it on purpose,"
I said: "no... look, my nose is bleeding!"
he said: "okay, let’s just presume I believe you,"
I said: "baby, cut the crap,"
he said: "baby, you’re a bitch!"
and then I slapped him in the face, and
I said: "go and annoy somebody else, creep."