... *proceeds to cut everyone down* IS THIS FUNNY ?!!! Kotsun ~! *raises a pair of panties in the skies* GOBAAAAAN ~!! AND THIS !!! -Warning, its considered "only for people over 18 .. for some reasons I cant really see in the video following, but anyway, PROCEED at your own account ... for w/e reason, yep.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOWe5aM1e9I (go to 0:42)

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this stuff is funny, but here's a list of supposed 'anime laws' I found:

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1. Law of Metaphysical IrregularityThe normal laws of physics do not apply.2. Law of Differentiated GravitationWhenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime AcousticsIn space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime MotionIn space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime MotionThe larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.6. Law of Temporal VariabilityTime is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.7. First Law of Temporal Mortality'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.8. Second Law of Temporal MortalityIt takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.9. Law of Dramatic EmphasisScenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).10, Law of Dramatic MultiplicityScenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.11. Law of Inherent CombustibilityEverything explodes. Everything.First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".12. Law of Phlogistatic EmissionNearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.13. Law of Energetic EmissionThere is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.14. Law of Inverse Lethal MagnitudeThe destructive potential of a weapon is inversely proportional to its size.First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly.15. Law of InexhaustiblyNo one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.16. Law of Inverse AccuracyThe accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.17. Law of Hemoglobin CapacityThe human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.18. Law of Demonic ConsistencyDemons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.19. Law of Militaristic UnreliabilityHuge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.20. Law of Tactical UnreliabilityTactical geniuses aren't...21. Law of Inconsequential UndetectabilityPeople never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.22. Law of Juvenile IntellectualityChildren are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.23. Law of AmericanthropomorphismAmericans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators.Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.24. Law of Mandibular ProportionalityThe size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.25. Law of Conservation of FirepowerAny powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.26. Law of Technological User-BenevolenceThe formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.27. Law of Melee LuminescenceAny being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.28. Law of Non-anthropomorphic AntagonismAll ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and are usually bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.29. Law of Follicular Chroma VariabilityAny color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.30. Law of Follicular PermanenceHair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!31. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-DynamicsANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.32. Law of Musical OmnipotenceAny character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.33. Law of Quitupular AggultinationAlso called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:a) The Hero/Leaderb) His girlfriendc) His Best Friend/Rivald) A Hulking Brutee) A Dwarf/KidBetween these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:--Extreme Coolness--Amazing intelligence--Incredible Irritation34. Law of Extradimensional CapacitanceAll anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.35. Law of Hydrostatic EmissionEyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of fluid.36. Law of Inverse AttractionSuccess at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.37. Law of XylolacerationWooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.38. Law of Juvenile OmnipotenceAlways send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.39. Law of Nominative ClamovocationThe likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.40. Law of Uninteruptable MetamorphosisRegardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.41. Law of Flimsy IncognitionSimply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative.

And finally.... the one and only... the ultimate answer to the ultimate question.... The Thermodynamics of Hell!!!:

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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God".