Wednesday, May 4, 2011

From the deepest reaches of outer space, I am writing to correct a grave injustice currently being perpetrated on the Poptropica Creators' Blog. My minions have informed me that I am losing my matchup against Zeus. This must not stand!

I get it. If Zeus and I were to literally fight one another, yes, even I admit that it would not be a fair fight. His lightning bolts would zap my big pink ears clean off. Sure.

But that's not how you should be choosing. I ask you, which villain is more cunning? Whose evil schemes are more elaborate? Who has the better outfit? Dr. Hare, Dr. Hare, Dr. Hare!

As Poptropica's first super villain, and still the best, I am giving all Poptropicans one last chance to correct this grave mistake before voting closes tomorrow -- or else!