Gloria …………….. ‘it can’t have been easy for him going prematurely auburn.’

…………. I think he has been doing it for the ladies ………….. It’s wasted on me though. I think I have made that clear to him lately. He promised to leave us all a message on here and let me do a mock-up of him with Draper and Guido for youtube. ………… And how all this present kerfuffle began! I haven’t seen his message yet …………. But I will be onto him.

Eddie and Keela just rang to say that they have just been informed that The Clan are sueing a certain ex-member of the PJ. I was wondering why Merry Gerry had been nipping in and out of Portugal so much lately!

No doubt this is to make sure the Press do some more dumbing-down after The Files have brought so much information into the public domain.

Oh Anna ………… I am relying on the 3As fab posters for any word …………… Don’t know if Farter Ruck and The Others are going to be happy about this.

I am always stuck on the law regarding libelly stuff coz there’s all that business of the Defendant proving his evidence. Eddie and Keela are well up for testifying but they are getting a bit worried about their boss Grimesy. Keela swears she thinks she could even be poisoned before next weekend!

I wonder what the FSS are busy doing at this moment in time?

Browneye’s testicles must feel like they are in a mangle tonight! Why oh why did he ring up to see if Amaral had been removed from the case???????????

I do believe that they all knew the case was going to be re-opened so they want to make it look like they want it. Only recently, the PJ asked them if they wanted the case re-opening …………. but the offer was declined.

Innit! Innit just! ……….. And then of course Madeleine is a Ward of Court ……….. And the Judge told us point blank that the parents have been through enough already! ……………. So we know where the Government and the Judiciary stand on this one!

It’s got more f*cking skins than an onion this palavre. More layers than a Hitchcock movie. And more lawyers than the Nuremburg trials already! …………

Go go go Mr. Amaral! ………… And check the drains in the other apartments. Maybe only specks left but I heard a rumour that an Alien may have been sick in one of the bathrooms ………… This might lead us to the whereabouts of the child’s body.