Thanks to Dave Letterman: Dallas in Arlington!

Your First-Place Texas Rangers take on the one-game-back Oakland Athletics tonight at the Ballpark in Arlington -- first pitch in, oh, 15 minutes. After the game, you can switch it on over to CBS for the Late Show with David Letterman, where perfect-gamer Dallas Braden's throwing out the Top 10 list from Arlington, where else. (I believe what you see above is sometimes known as the font "Wesanderson.") Or, you can watch it now -- at least, the first three pitches, one of which is a brushback aimed at certain former Texas Ranger, matter of fact. The big winners: Southwest Airlines, JCPenney, Geico and Samsung.