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Semolina Pilchard

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.MAN, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,goo goo g’joob

Mister City P’liceman sittingPretty little policemen in a row.See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.I’m crying. I’m cry————ing, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your Knickers down.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.If the sun don’t come, you get a tan fromStanding in the English rain.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.I’m crying.

Semolina is a type of pudding that John Lennon was forced to eat as a child, and Pilchard is a type of sardine that was usually fed to cats. Semolina may also refer to seedless and usually high quality marijuana.

Semolina Pilchard is said to be a detective that arrested John Paul and Brian Epstein for marijuana possession.