Pink Wants to Save Pigs

Singer Pink has a new mission in life: saving pigs from becoming dinner. No, really. According to The Post-Chronicle,

In Touch Weekly reported that Pink is now a spokesperson for PETA — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “I want to rescue pigs,” Pink told [British talk-show host Paul O'Grady.] “The ones that are about to be eaten.”

Perhaps having a pig face makes one more inclined to sympathize with swine. Seems logical. And it makes sense that saving the water buffalo would be next on Pink’s list, what with her eerily similar body structure and lumbering gait and everything. And from there, it’ll probably be saving plastic bags and tubing and gallons of vinegar. Because Pink’s a giant douchebag! Get it? High five!