A kinder and gentler post

I do feel bad for Webster Hubbell's daughter in a way... Her failure of a mother living vicariously through her untalented offspring now. Shillary will use anyone... but at least Chelsea got a pretty wedding out of Haitians dying, eh? So... she's got that goin' for her.

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Losing your wife is hard.

Trust me. I've been trying for years.

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What's the difference between American women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery.

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What does "IDK" stand for? I keep asking people but they don't know either.

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What math classes do gender studies majors take?

Triggernometry.

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How do you know when an introvert likes you?

She looks at your shoes instead of hers.

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I've been married for years. But I just met my in-laws for the first time today.

I waved hello at them, but they just sat looking at me angrily, eagerly awaiting my guilty verdict.

B. Did you know "eat" is the only word that you can move the first letter to the end to spell the past tense?

C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters it spells "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, violent, non-English-speaking pieces of crap, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, towel-headed, bomb-making, goat-$#%*ing, raggedy-a%%ed bastards with you"?

How weird is that?

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Every time you think it's finally over.....

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Some of my fondest memories are what's happening right before the cops show up.

_________________Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore it.-- Thomas Sowell