MOFOing PE fanboys.

At my school there is this PE fanboy and this morning he said "I hate the luxe!" and i say "why?" and he says "anything that isnt eclipse i dont like"so im like "what the flying fuck?" amd hes like" every gun sucks except pe"

Edited by H all day, 30 October 2012 - 08:58 AM.

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At my school there is this PE fanboy and this morning he said "I hate the luxe!" and i say "why?" and he says "anything that isnt eclipse i dont like"so im like "what the flying fuck?" amd hes like" every gun sucks except pe"

I love Planet Eclipse and its products. Does that make me an ignorant fuck like your acquaintance? No. I buy PE products because I like them and they're high quality. Your rant should be aimed more at his ignorance then the fact that it happens to be related to PE. There are also ignorant Empire, Dye, DLX, Bob Long, and MacDev fanboys who do the same thing. At the same time there are the ignorant fucks who hate everything PE simply because it is PE. Besides, even if you don't like Geos and Egos, you can't say every PE gun sucks.

If you want to get sponsored, present yourself as a mature adult, not a four year old with a crayon.

I love Planet Eclipse and its products. Does that make me an ignorant fuck like your acquaintance? No. I buy PE products because I like them and they're high quality. Your rant should be aimed more at his ignorance then the fact that it happens to be related to PE. There are also ignorant Empire, Dye, DLX, Bob Long, and MacDev fanboys who do the same thing. At the same time there are the ignorant fucks who hate everything PE simply because it is PE. Besides, even if you don't like Geos and Egos, you can't say every PE gun sucks.

No what i meant to imply was that he thinks Planet Eclipse guns win matches, and to prove him wrong would poke holes in his so called logic, and make his head 'esplode

When someone is that much of a fanboy, they don't have logic. And no matter how much proof you give them, and how many holes you poke in their logic, they're always going to believe you're wrong, and they're right. You're better off just ignoring them and telling them to go away. Trying to prove something to them is a waste of your time, because they'll still think you're wrong.

Ahh there will always be ignorant dudes. Continue to bug him constantly with techpb knowledge of other guns, until he decides to at least check them out. You could say that the Luxe talks, or that Dye's are damn good. Bob Longs are legendary for their efficiency, and Machine Vapors/MacDev's are like the cool hipsters of the brands. That, or you shit in Planet Eclipse gun, as well as hot glue a plastic grav fed onto it. Actually, fill up the hopper with shit, and then hot glue it to his gun, then fire once. Then shit in his ASA.
Then you can say that at least HIS Planet Eclipse gun is now shit.

Ahh there will always be ignorant dudes. Continue to bug him constantly with techpb knowledge of other guns, until he decides to at least check them out. You could say that the Luxe talks, or that Dye's are damn good. Bob Longs are legendary for their efficiency, and Machine Vapors/MacDev's are like the cool hipsters of the brands. That, or you shit in Planet Eclipse gun, as well as hot glue a plastic grav fed onto it. Actually, fill up the hopper with shit, and then hot glue it to his gun, then fire once. Then shit in his ASA.

Ahh there will always be ignorant dudes. Continue to bug him constantly with techpb knowledge of other guns, until he decides to at least check them out. You could say that the Luxe talks, or that Dye's are damn good. Bob Longs are legendary for their efficiency, and Machine Vapors/MacDev's are like the cool hipsters of the brands. That, or you shit in Planet Eclipse gun, as well as hot glue a plastic grav fed onto it. Actually, fill up the hopper with shit, and then hot glue it to his gun, then fire once. Then shit in his ASA.Then you can say that at least HIS Planet Eclipse gun is now shit.

Shit in the Asa is my joke. You see, you can shit on anything, but just one small turd in the Asa causes mass Kaos (pun intended). As he airs up his marker, shit coats his macro and lubes his reg. Now it lubes all the internals it goes through with a nice thick layer of crap. Then it fires, ruining his barrel. Some shit will go into the hopper. Small mists of shit comes out of the porting and a nice splatter of shit on his opponent/target.

Ahh there will always be ignorant dudes. Continue to bug him constantly with techpb knowledge of other guns, until he decides to at least check them out. You could say that the Luxe talks, or that Dye's are damn good. Bob Longs are legendary for their efficiency, and Machine Vapors/MacDev's are like the cool hipsters of the brands. That, or you shit in Planet Eclipse gun, as well as hot glue a plastic grav fed onto it. Actually, fill up the hopper with shit, and then hot glue it to his gun, then fire once. Then shit in his ASA.Then you can say that at least HIS Planet Eclipse gun is now shit.

Shit in the Asa is my joke. You see, you can shit on anything, but just one small turd in the Asa causes mass Kaos (pun intended). As he airs up his marker, shit coats his macro and lubes his reg. Now it lubes all the internals it goes through with a nice thick layer of crap. Then it fires, ruining his barrel. Some shit will go into the hopper. Small mists of shit comes out of the porting and a nice splatter of shit on his opponent/target.

Oh, and I'm too poor to be a PE Fanboy.

Fine, then the hot-glue w/ shit in grav fed hopper will be mine. And you're not the only. What I wouldn't give for even an Etha.