so heres a story that happened at school and another one:my teacher is super awesome and heres one reason why, some guy in my class looked like he was about to cry (idk why) so my teacher asked him "whats wrong? did someone kick you in the manliness?" now that my dear is pure awesomeand the other story is that one day a girl i hate who was sitting near me started yelling and when i asked what was wrong to someone he said she had a dead moth in her salad she then started yelling that it still had everything attached or something....then a year before that a motorcycle guy drove in and we had a party with people do morse code one time idk i was laughing too hard at them to remember