Mighty Mightor Speaks: Mightor's Musings

I know what you're thinking--"blogs are as ubiquitous as hydrogen molecules. Why read this?" Simply put, I am a prehistoric superhero that lives in 70,000,000 BC. You're not. To me, being awesome comes naturally like eating or sleeping. So read my blog, or I will thrust my ridiculously massive hand through your chest and pull out your feeble heart like in Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom. And then I'll use it like a hacky sack with my college stoner friends.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Remember in Superman the Movie when Superman reversed the rotation of the Earth to turn back time so Lois Lane wouldn't die?

Well, if I could do this, I would prevent the creation of skewed baseball caps, Affliction-brand t-shirts, tattoos and low-cut jeans. That way, douchebags would have absolutely zero means of expressing themselves.