If you have cats eating your bell peppers, there are a couple of solutions. Obviously, you can just kill it. But the more humane thing to do is to catch the cat. Hold it down with one hand, and jack off on it with your other hand.

Double protip: The cat will naturally help you to beat off with it's hind legs, so get in nice and close. They love it.

Many underprivileged youths lack the funds to buy headphones for their smartphone and are forced to play their music loudly in public from the integrated speakers. Offer them a pair of earbuds from your stash! They will thank you politely for enriching their life and enabling them to be respectful in public like they've always wanted.