But first, a few words of introduction. I love men. I'd like to thank the Creator for coming up with the concept of men and then for following through -- on what was obviously an amazingly busy week -- by creating Adam. Great work! I've long been a fervent fan of the male gender, and couldn't imagine the many joys of my life without them.

That said, the purpose of this column is not to nit-pick, disparage, or criticize men. My aim is to improve inter-gender understanding. You know -- like world peace?