Alright, TPAM's got delusions of persecution and is sexually submissive, possibly has issues with maternal figures, tends to sabotage his own relationships after a certain amount of time. Also, he's really weird.

TPAM is my little brother. I cannot analyze him, as it would be a conflict of interests.

But speaking as an older brother and not an armchair psychiatrist, hoo-boy. Let's just say I really regret all those times I used to hold him down in the backyard until he would submit. As well as playing doctor with him. (But enough about last summer.)

Look, that was an accident! I mean, it started out as one anyway. And then I just got curious. And besides, the hamster had suffered a lot of injuries. It was in chronic pain. It was probably happy to die. And it's in a better place now: In a shoe box buried in the backyard.

And who gave you their shoe box? Yeah, that's right. I did. You're welcome.

TPAM is another pawn in the evil bunny's dastardly plot to overthrow the legion of Kirby's currently hosted among the internetz

“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

farfalla wrote:has a 'little bother' fixation and would like to collect all the forum members brothers and keep them chained in his garage

You got something to say, you say it to me. You leave my little brothers out of it. HEY! You leave my little brothers out of it! Do you hear me? Look in my eyes, I am NOT kidding. You leave them alone. *shoves*

HA! Remember that time when I let you hide in the closet while I hooked up with that one chick? and you sneezed? Oh man. That was hilarious, but I'm not going home with blue balls because you forgot to take your allergy pills again.