Hey hey, ho ho, these Occupy chants have got to go!

Aw. Bless their precious hearts. Months of planning and these chants were the best messaging the Occupiers could manage on May Day? Was there no “Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protest Chanting” in the People’s Library?

We’d tell them not to quit their day jobs for careers in slogan-writing, but, y’know, a lot of them don’t exactly have jobs to quit. Don’t blow your trust funds? Yeah, that’s better.