In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." .On
a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels." . At an Optometrist's
Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
. On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." . On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber." . At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next
blowout." . On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
. In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action." . On aMaternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push." . At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get
back on your feet: Miss a car payment." . Outside a Muffler Shop: "No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming." . In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" . At the Electric Company: "We
would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be delighted." . In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
. At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." . Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." . And the best one for last... . Sign on the back of another Septic Tank
Truck: "Caution: This Truck is full of Political Promises."