First he's hanging his kid over the balcony.It's crazy enough that he named one of his sons Prince Michael,now he's named his other son the same thing,all this when there is no evidence that he has ever slept with a woman.Then there is that guy with the white sheet over his head in the background....
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Oh god. Who actually reads this bullshit? I'm surprised that Salon.com would stoop so low. Their financial troubles must be more profound than I originally thought since they are now appealing to the lowest common denominator. Oh by the way, they DO offer 14 hour passes if you sit through like a minute of advertisements. Well worth it IMHO. Especially since they had a kick-ass review of "y tu mama tambien" that was previously available only to premium subscribers. Avoid this bullshit though.

Come on guys...he's just high on life! He's got a number 432 album on the charts, he has a non-stop touring sche...uh, never mind.

You're right...he IS a nutball.

Here's something I was mulling over the other day: while dangling the kid, what if he had dropped him? Accidentally, of course. What would the world's reaction be?

It would be split among the two existing camps (Michael is the King of Pop and the Second Coming vs. he's a mentally deranged has-been who's managed to systematically mangle his face while not recording anything worth listening to in almost two decades).

Guess which one I belong to?

Seriously, I can totally imagine all these wingnut, T-shirt-wearing idiot fans of is to "cry for his child" and come to his defense ("He was just playing with his son...God must've decided it was time to take little Prince Michael back to heaven...").

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And within a month or two, Jackson himself would appear on either Larry King (via satellite, from "seclusion") or film a gauzzy-lensed, piano-tinkling interview with Barbara Walters where he apologizes for "the incident" no fewer than 89 times and informs us that he's currently working on a song about it, and that the proceeds will go to benefit the United Kids Falling Out Of Windows Fund.

MEANWHILE, the rest of the sane, real-people world will go "HEY, if I dangled my kid off a 5-story hotel balcony and dropped him to his death, I'd be UNDER the jail right now...and pretty much reviled the world over! WHAT THE FUUUCK?!?!?!"