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Apparently when I was showing him the house the other night, my brother stuck the book in the pantry when I wasn't looking. I went back yesterday evening to check on something and stood in the doorway for a solid minute trying to work out how the book got there since I'm the only one with keys. I was almost afraid to touch it before it dawned on me that it must have been him.

I sent the pictures to my husband with no explanation and he freaked out, too.

And then we realize that the majority of people in reddit have never read stereo instructions...and that every year from now on that number will get smaller and smaller until the joke never makes sense again.

As a recently deceased person, this handbook was exactly what I needed to help me get my feet back under me. When I originally ordered it, I had misread the title and I thought it was a "Handbook for the Recently Diseased". At first I was discouraged by my mistake but I didn't have the energy to send it back. I am so glad I kept it because a few weeks later this little gem turned out to be exactly what I needed. It's much easier to read and understand after the fact, anyway.

This is a blank journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's "Beetle Juice" (1988). You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions.

My dad was talking to the people who moved into my mom's old house. They found jars of fingernails in the cupboards, and beneath the downstairs bathroom sink they found a jar of blood with "John and Carolyn forever" (name of mom and her new husband).

Well, I'm back. I feel REAL good about myself, you know what I mean? So, without further delay...Hel-LO Piggies! Welcome to Winter River! See the Museum of Natural Greed. The monument to Bored Businessmen! Come Closer! You better not sell, you better not buy. Or ol' Uncle Beetle Claus will be makin'…you…fly!