The Way You Just Washed Your Daughter’s Hair Was Technically Waterboarding

You, a young father of an adorable 3-year-old girl, was informed by a friend that the manner in which you just washed the young girl’s hair would technically be considered waterboarding, a process widely considered to torture and banned by both the Bush and Obama administrations.

The friend happened to be visiting your house while you were giving your daughter her bath. The friend happened to see the process you use to wash the girl’s hair.