Woman #1: You know, everytime I go return a book, they make me pay money, I have no idea why.Woman #2: Me too! Last time I paid two dollars.Woman #1: I should stop going and just donate my money somewhere else.

Teen ghetto girl: If you had a daughter…Teen ghetto boy: If I had a daughter, there ain’t no way she’d be leavin’ the house with them short shorts and shit. And she fo’ sho’ wouldn’t be playin’ with them barbies. Barbies is evil. They mess with girls’ brains, makin’ them think they need to show off their shit and have babies when theys like 15. No barbies. Only puzzles.

Boy #1: Oh shit, that’s where they filmed Home Alone 2 look!Boy #2: What the fuck? what you talking about?Boy #1: The hotel. The little white kid stayed at this hotel and shit.Boy #2: What a fag.Boy #1: Fuck you.