I was at Woodstock (the second one) and some dudes had set up a little table and written "Free Breast Painting" on a sign, and they had some paints and stuff. Chicks were walking up to them, taking off their shirts and letting these guys paint colorful circles all over their breasts. It was pure genius.

I was at Woodstock (the second one) and some dudes had set up a little table and written "Free Breast Painting" on a sign, and they had some paints and stuff. Chicks were walking up to them, taking off their shirts and letting these guys paint colorful circles all over their breasts. It was pure genius.

That is AWESOME!

I'm going down to the lake this weekend. There is a Halloween party at the dock. I just might try this.

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If you're cheap: get a giant semi-clear white trashbag, put it over your head so it covers you down to your ankles, then pull some off it back off your head and fill it with milk and tie it off, and tell everyone you're a used condom with the prick still in it.

Oh Jesus that's funny!

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