...Y'all better be careful because in this game of Mafia, sinister big-govahmant, tax-adorin', gay-supportin', sex-addictin', gun-controllin', God-denyin', Obama-lovin', pro-death, anti-capitalist, terrorist-coddlin' liberals are on the loose.

They'd just 'bout use their big science textbooks and their fancy arcane language to destroy the very fabric of 'Muricah if you don't put those bearded communist hippies and their feminist girlfriends down.