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Sam: I am so pissed That [censored] is wearing my same dressOld lady: You look so cute ma dearSame: [censored] you lady, I want to be a hottie not cute.Old lady: My word, Well I never...Sam: Well now you have. Now where is that [censored] copying my look.

woman: sweetheart, didn't someone tell you that you're not supposed to wear white after labor day?

sam: [censored], does it look like I give a [censored] what people think is acceptable to wear? *thinks to self* Christ, I've already got the fashion police on my [censored], and I just won my crown last night. *sigh*