Threatening someone, particularly a mother and her child, and causing them to fear for their lives is absolutely no laughing matter. However, Daniels’s sketch and description of the man — he’s between 5’9” and 6 feet tall, is in his 30s to early 40s, has some light facial hair, and is “lean but fit” — seems to fit, well, every generic white male celebrity. So internet sleuths (by that we mean, Twitter users) have come to some hilarious conclusions about the man’s identity: