Clarence Lattimer, 72, of Apache Junction, AZ considered grabbing life by the horns after his military pension was reduced from $847 to $735 per month in November. But it wasn't until his daughter-in-law kicked him out of her house in January that Lattimer actually put his plan into action, enrolling in a night-school security-guard training program at the local technical college.

"It's such a relief to see Clarence out there on his own, supporting himself," his daughter-in-law Denise said. "There's no time like the present, while his cancer is in remission."

Then you're knowingly spamming/trolling the forum? People occasionally post satire here, believing it's sincere, so the best thing is to blatantly acknowledge that you're posting satire when doing so.

Sorry I offended you. Do you think I should have posted it in "Mustachianism around the web?"

A troll is someone who deliberately posts things in order to get others worked up and to get a reaction. If you posted knowing this was satire and were attempting to see how many people would get worked up about it, then yes, that's trolling. However, I have no idea of your intent and am happy to extend the benefit of the doubt. I was just pointing out the source in the hopes of defusing any reactions.

Clarence Lattimer, 72, of Apache Junction, AZ considered grabbing life by the horns after his military pension was reduced from $847 to $735 per month in November. But it wasn't until his daughter-in-law kicked him out of her house in January that Lattimer actually put his plan into action, enrolling in a night-school security-guard training program at the local technical college.

"It's such a relief to see Clarence out there on his own, supporting himself," his daughter-in-law Denise said. "There's no time like the present, while his cancer is in remission."

SirDoug, you numpty. This is from The Onion which is a satire site (In other words, not a real article).