There was a short-lived TV show called "Special Unit 2," about a branch of the Chicago Police who investigated creatures (missing links) with weird abilities with an episode about a Barney-like character who was able to mesmerize kids with ultra-high frequencies. When they blocked out the sound, they snapped right out of it. Best theory yet to explain the appeal of Barney the dinosaur.

Some purples can be very delightful. Mulberry, is one. And our great-grandmas were rarely without a heliotrope boa in their closets. And I wear an Alexandrite ring, which veers from purple to green, depending on the play of your finger.

But Barney is a filthy communist jackwagon. No wonder he was spotted in Madison.

Some purples can be very delightful. Mulberry, is one. And our great-grandmas were rarely without a heliotrope boa in their closets. And I wear an Alexandrite ring, which veers from purple to green, depending on the play of your finger.

The Blonde has a thing for Plum Crazy, the auto paint color, but I shan't go into it.