[violent j] abracadabra boom shacka dae i’m violent j, and i’m back like a vertebrae and i come with a hat full of tricks trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks hahahahahahahaha, f*ck you wicked clowns, we’d like to say what up to the cobra’s, x-men, and counts, and everybody with clown luv even sets i’ve never heard of roll into town, and out with the big top four cards down, and two more still to drop and when it does, i pack up and hit the road cuz i don’t wanna see your head explode toss me an axe, and i’ll toss you a dead chicken add a buck, you get a two-liter with em and when the genie says on with the show it’s hokus pokus jokers, great milenko.

[chorus (1x)] once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride southwest slithering snakes of darkness come hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[shaggy 2 dope] shazam bam, shocka locka lokey shaggy the clown back like scoliosis call me a psycho-skitso freak and i’ll call you by your name (d*ck-*n*s) cuz i can give two sh*ts and a f*ck i bounce down verner in a popcorn clown truck i’m a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard. i grab your gizzard jump on the carpet, let’s take a spin everybody’s waitin for the show to begin up to the top, by the neck, and let you go try to land in a gl*ss of faygo uh, you suck, you missed the f*ckin gl*ss broken neck, and busted your f*ckin *ss but the genie says on with the show hokus pokus jokers, great milenko.

[chorus (1x)] what awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride enter milenko’s fun house, walk right through the wretched hall hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride