The Insiders: Today we give thanks to you, our readers

Today, readers, is a day of giving thanks, and we’d like to thank you for reading this column, even if it was just by accident or you simply hate-read it every day in hopes of becoming angry enough to write another letter to the editor. There’s not a lot going on around town today, as you can imagine, so, as we did at Easter time, we thought we’d offer up a holiday recipe you can make at home.

Directions: 1. Invite your entire extended family over.

That’s the end. It’s a little something we like to call, recipe for disaster.

Happy Thanksgiving, all. If you need us, we’ll be over here in a turkey-induced food coma.

Dear Insiders: We are lucky to have you. I'm positive you have more fans than not, and the only thing funnier than your wry observations are those occasional hate-reading detractor comments. Sincerely, and with gratitude, your ever-supportive and appreciative fan, scb558.