Interview with Your Friendly Neighborhood Coke Dealer

A young Manhattanite loses her day job and goes on unemployment. It’s a story we’re all too depressingly familiar with. This party girl, however, had a bit of a taste for cocaine, and an entrepreneurial spirit to match. In this interview, the anonymous young woman (whose identity is hidden in a particularly unsettling fashion) talks about how the long hours (from Happy Hour till the morning) are, ultimately, pretty worth it. The money is good, and her job is, essentially, to party. She also “get[s] to meet a lot of interesting people.” In fact, her illicit selling spirit would be a dream job. If it weren’t for those pesky “long term consequences” and “morality tests.”