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New Girl Season 1 Episode 17: "Fancyman (Part 1)" Quotes

Russell: When I was your age I had a skinny ponytail and I think I was living off of selling my own blood.Nick: So what happened? You just woke up one day and had all this?Russell: I realized I wanted to grow up, that's what happened.

Jess: I'll raise the money myself! I'll get a ragtag group of kids together. An orphan, a lost soul, a Jewish kid with a keyboard, a little slut who can dance, and one fatso!Tanya: You already did that Jess. It was the spring musical, and it brought in literally $60.