Now this is a story, all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down.And I'd like to take a minute, just sit next to meI'll tell you how I became Mr. F-O-R-D.

In West Point Academy trained and raisedWith the army was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some targets outside of the schoolWhen a couple of terrorists who were up to no goodStarted attacking politicians in my neighborhoodI saved one president and the Trust stopped me right thereThey said 'You're joinin' us faster than you can say despair"

I took my orders and agreed with them that daySo they packed my suit case and sent me on my wayThey gave me a paycheck and then they gave me my ticket.I put my armor on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is badDrinking water out of a champagne glass.Is this what the people of DC living like?Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all thatIs this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?I don't think soWhen I get there I'll seeI hope they're prepared for Mr. F-O-R-D

Well, the plane landed and when I came aboutThere was a dude who looked brainwashed, standing there with a gun outI ain't trying to get shot yetI just got here, haven't even seen my cousinI sprang with the quickness like lightning, killed a dozen

I whistled for a helicopter and when it came nearThe pilot was named Prometheus and it had aliens in the mirrorIf anything I could say that this guy was a traitorBut I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'take to the air'

I pulled up to Atlantis about 7 or 8And I yelled to the Leviathan 'Yo homes smell ya later'I looked at my armorI don't need a lawyerTo wear my armor as the Destroyer

I'm not very good at this kind of thing, but what do you guys think?---Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford

I think the ending was really weak, but the rest was decent enough... just like Conduit 2's campaign. I definitely did that on purpose.---Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford

I tried rapping.I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.It didn't go well...at all.

The problem is you didn't have this in the background.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4---Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford

First half is amazing, but I'd adjust some stuff, especially toward the end. Respect.

Yeah, paragraphs 1-5 were good, the last few were desperately looking for words that fit. I was hoping this would become the next trend, and that remo people would do something like this. Where's Punch when you need him?---Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford