"The premiere parks in the Kansas City metro, Worlds of Fun in Kansas City, Mo., and Schlitterbahn in Kansas City, Kan., are each debuting towering new arrivals this summer season, and each raises unique safety questions."

I cant wait im going to go down that fucker and scream real loud while cruising down. Wonder if the plaza scholars will ruin this place. They already made Worlds of Fun no more fun to go to. Cutting in line, being all loud, open displays of aggressiveness like we really were in some jungle. Just being all around rude.

Folks, I've said it before on this forum and I'll say it again. Someone finds the pavement within 6 months of that sucker's ribbon cutting ... the best safety engineers in the world can't account for the kind of corn-fed liquored-up local rubes we've got in spades in this cowtown. Ain't a slide rule been invented yet that could keep one of our boys from finding rabbit hole in that fencing big enough to get through.

Oh, and I'll add a parlay on six months from opening day to the first shots fired on the shiny streetcar.

Mark 'em down friends, these bets are surefire winners... or my name isn't Jim Bonhannon.

I demand 10:OO be struck from the record for lack of evidence pertaining to the woman's political orifices being unknown at this time. The rules state, "no cum guy can make lewd and lascivious remarks towards the ass, tits, face, hair of any primate parts unless they are an elected official or rumored to have had stank relations with their said public official".

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