Friday, January 22, 2016

Trump to Put Palin in His Cabinet

Ready
for the latest? Now that Sarah Palin has endorsed Donald Trump, he states that

there would “certainly be a role for her in his administration.” So, I’m here to
help the Donald on the possible jobs for someone as intelligent and
sophisticated as Sarah Palin. Personally, if he's putting her in his cabinet, he should lock the door and not let her out. A
first possibility would be the Secretary of Labor. After all, Sarah has had a
lot of experience going through labor when birthing her multiple idiot
children. Of course, I shouldn’t use the term “idiot” because Track’s
irresponsible behaviors are due to Obama sending him to Iraq during Bush’s term
as president, anyway. Furthermore, she blames Obama for Brystol's divorce because his win kept Palin from being the vice president (That makes perfect sense). Which brings out another possible position, Secretary of
Education, since she was so good at educating her own children on how to become responsible adults. Of course Palin wouldn't want to be just a secretary.

How
about her being over the Department of Energy? She sure has a lot of energy
when she gives her thrilling and clearly worded speeches. Such as, “you actually have to
balance budgets in order to prioritize, to keep the main thing, the
main thing -- and he knows the main thing”or “America would apologize
and as part of the deal, as the enemy sends a message to
the rest of the world that they capture and we kowtow, and
we apologize and then we bend over and say, 'Thank you, enemy.”After
all, “"Trump's candidacy has exposed, not just
that tragic -- that ramifications of the betrayal of a
transformation of our country.” So, “it's time to drill, baby, drill
down and hold these folks accountable."

Whoo hoo!

I wonder if Sarah Palin has ever had an affair with a veteran. I
know Bristol had an out of wedlock bed companion, but I don’t know about her
mama. The reason I ask is because there is a Department of Veteran Affairs that
the Donald could assign her to, if she qualifies. If that doesn’t work, she
could be assigned to the Department of Interior. I bet she could do a great job
decorating the White House.

Nah. Palin needs to head up the Department of Homeland Security
since she’s so well versed in guns. After all, Sarah knows that "the
only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke."
Also, she’s well versed in American history, such as when she explained Paul
Revere’s ride. "He

who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be
takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's
riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we
were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be
armed."So in conclusion, I thank my lucky stars (or good sense) that Palin is not endorsing my candidate!