Publisher:KonamiDeveloper: KonamiSize: 8 megsNo. of players: 2(simultaneously)Official Ad:YesGot it for: $4.99, cart only. After buying it, I called
the crisis center as I had just been raped.

Turtle
clones from Dimension X have taken Splinter! Oh no, what ever are we going
to do!? I'll tell you what we're going to do: Create one of the worst fighters
on the planet, then subject it to the mindless masses who will buy anything
that has the TMNT logo on it!

What's it all about?
It's trying hard to be a fighter. Basically, you have your pick of 8 wonderfully
shitty characters as you get to fight 4 clones of the turtles and a few
other really cheap enemies. Buttons consist of punch, kick and taunt(yes
folks, rather than use ALL six button the Genesis pad, Konami decided that
2 attacks were enough for you). You have to pull combinations of forward/backward
plus kick/punch to initiate different strengths of attacks. The best part
is you get to try to do this all while the cheap ass AI throws non-stop
projectiles at you. In short, it sucks ass.

Graphics
- About the only redeeming value of the game. The game does look
very nice, and all of the characters are quite detailed. The backgrounds
are pretty good, but with the lack of parallax they also seem very flat.
Be sure to check out just how hard Konami ripped of Sega's Streets of Rage
2 with April's Blaze-like looks, moves and animation.

Sound
- Kinda hip, oddly enough. A weird blend of Konami-style music
accompanies the disgraceful gameplay. The sound effects aren't half bad
either, and the game features a LOT of speech.

Control
- So fucking terrible you'll want to use real weapons! This is
the kind of disgrace that makes you want to hunt down the game programmers,
rip them in half, throw their torso to the ground and kick that motherfucker
until it dies. You wanna scream: "You like it!? Huh, bitch, you like
fucked up control? You like raping these kids who pay good money for your
bullshit? You like it now, you bitch!?" Alright, well, maybe not that
extreme, but something very close to that.

AI
- Impossibly hard. This is the best example, since MK1-MKT of shitty,
poorly programmed AI I can think of. They don't really react to what your
doing so much as just waiting that split second before they knock you down
or out of the air. It's fucking cheap as all hell, and with two projectiles
taking 3/4 of your life away, the next one dazing you, the cheap-ass CPU
can kill you in as little as FOUR hits.

Replay
value - Nonexistent. You will NEVER want to play this piece of
shit...ever again.

Tips
for better gaming experiences:Avoid
buying this game, that's the best tip I can give anyone for it...

Did you fuck up and buy this one too? Well, the genie's forgiveness
goes only so far...