The Shortlist for Dec. 13

"You would not believe the chaffing going on in here right now." That's one of many, many one-liners that turned up on a Twitter account on Wednesday night named Kanye's Skirt following the rapper-turned-fashion designer's appearance in a black leather skirt over tight leather pants at the 12-12-12 Concert for Sandy Relief. "Hope everyone donated to the Robin Hood fund tonight," read another post. "At least $50 is going towards replacing me with pants. Or jeggings at least." The skirt later helpfully suggested how its fans might score similar getups: "For those of you wishing to purchase a similar garment, go to your local Scottish S&M outlet." As the night wound down, though, so did Kanye's Skirt's energy. "Alright, goin in the suitcase for the night," it tweeted. "@kanyewest is taking me shopping for matching hooker boots tomorrow." (Gawker)