Funny male dating profile ever

Wish me luck, baby!! He brings to light his positive attributes and makes light of his quirky preferences. The studio version sounds neutered.

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So your saying a male model got more emails than you did with the same profile. New "Subreddit Of The Month": See how it works out. Don't forget using shitty overused references over and over like it's the greatest thing ever, like the in a van down by the river comment right below here.

What a punch in the fucking self-esteem.

Funniest dating profile ever

Dude, the point of a profile is to get a woman to reply to you only. My type of girl is beautiful and stylish in your mind at least, confidence goes a long way with me compassionate, intelligent, witty, giving, and friendly. People either like something a lot or hate it, and apparently online dating is no different.