6 Slut Essentials

These are the things you should always keep in your purse if you’re about this slut life.

1. Condoms
Duh. Preferably good ones. I’ve written about buying good condoms before so catch up.

2. Extra panties
Girls with cars have them tucked in the glove compartment or in the trunk. You need backup panties in case you ahem wet your existing pair or a guy you just f***ed steals yours.

3. Perfume
Keep it in the car, in the bathroom, in a small rollerball in my purse. Always have to smell good.

4. Wet wipes
Easiest way to take a whore’s bath is with wet wipes. I keep them on deck in my bathroom and in portable form in my purse. It always ensures that you’re ready to be licked and played with. Hygiene is so crucial to being a slut.

5. Drug of choice
Mine’s weed and benzos prescribed by my doctor. You need this to loosen up or burn time when you’re with boy toys.

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