Too bad the holidays are over. I’ve found something that would make a perfect gift for J. B. Handley, Jenny McCarthy, Mike Adams, and other “friends” of the blog. After all, clearly scientific arguments aren’t working.

Dear Comrade, those were just a few of the more acceptable insults which I’d imagine are on a par with douche. I wouldn’t want to sully Orac’s blog with the worst I can think of. I am after all, from a culture that respects the ability to swear well.

(I was told off many times when I worked in the US for my bad language, which was supposedly, unladylike.)