Excerpt: "Hours after Jeff Bezos announced he and his wife of 25 years, MacKenzie, planned to divorce, it’s been reported that the billionaire has already moved on. Sources have confirmed to Yahoo reports that the founder and CEO of Amazon is seeing Lauren Sanchez.

Bezos, 54, and Sanchez, 49, have been spending time together for a couple of months, according to sources, in the wake of their separations. Sanchez, a former Good Day LA anchor who appears on Extra and The View, is married to powerhouse Patrick Whitesell, one of Hollywood’s biggest talent agents, representing stars like Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Hugh Jackman. Sanchez and Whitesell have been married for 13 years, although Page Six reports the two have been separated for a while. Apparently, the former couples have known each other for years."

He should just have an assistant who procures hot women for him. Take all the mystery and strain out of it. Sort of a poontang agent, casting the role of his girlfriend or short term lover. The dude is a billionaire! The agent would have the world’s easiest job.

He should just have an assistant who procures hot women for him. Take all the mystery and strain out of it. Sort of a poontang agent, casting the role of his girlfriend or short term lover. The dude is a billionaire! The agent would have the world’s easiest job.

Maybe she gives amazing head and she's willing to do anything. Anything...and not just sexual in nature. The woman who gives the best head wins, imo. The best head I ever got was from a 50 year old. Damn, I can still feel it.

Journalists haven't been selected from the journalism departments for a while, they are selected from Creative Writing. Describing Fabio ripping off a teddie to reveal crimson nipples in a bodice-ripper page-flipper isn't that much different from describing Trump as !HITLER! in TDS fiction.

Feminists want to shame men for their attraction to young, supple women . I suggest we start a movement to shame women for their attraction to money. I envision memes of homeless people, w captions like "prove male higherarchies are irrelevant and booty call this guy"

If had Bezos bank, there's a 100% chance I won't be living in Seattle.

I'd maintain a mail stop/2 bedroom suite there, only having my assistants pick up the mail there, while living in a boinking bachelor palace in Vancouver BC, where I'd have ALL the best hoes in Canada streaming in and out.

My trips to Seattle will be very strategic, just to do the dog/pony show for the corporate losers in town.

The boinking palace will be under a business ownership and thus, I won't be a long term resident of CN, suspectable to income taxes there.

That's how I'd show to the world that I'm Seattle based even though in reality, I'm a perma-hoe bonker in Vancouver, only an couple of hours away, pretty much zero time by private plane.

Since there is lot of media attention, he is probably keeping it low down. Sanchez ( latinas ) can be wild n allowing 3 or 4 some, behind doors. He can literally buy whole race of women. Eg Peruvian or Bangladesh ladies.

Men might be ok with old age but when they want bj , she should be doing it with smile. She should be eager to make him happy. He is richest man in the world. 2nd now still wow

Jeff Bezos claims a lawyer for David Pecker's National Enquirer sent an email threatening to post sexual pictures the Amazon CEO had texted to his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, including a "below the belt selfie."