Sheriff’s Call Log Report – Tuesday

8:32 a.m. – “Non-Caucasian” reported on square having breakfast with Coach Bryant – Deputy Rodriguez explained that it was the new Armadillos offensive coordinator, Mr. Alexander, and that if the caller did anything to jeopardize Mr. Alexander staying around longer than one season there would be hell to pay. Caller stated that Deputy Rodriguez didn’t know who he was so he wasn’t worried. Deputy Rodriguez then stated the caller’s name and address to which the stunned caller replied, “How did you do that?” Deputy Rodriguez deftly explained that new, space age technology available only to law enforcement and Home Land Security personnel, allows him to identify anyone who calls in