What’s so great about the amazing Sal anyway?

and that is how walkyverse billie decided sal was amazi-girl, a superhero identity that would not be conceived by amber o’malley for another five years

Honestly, if I wanted to resolve this storyline the Shortpacked!y way, all Billie really has to do is start wearing her sexy glasses again and she’ll have Danny’s eternal attention. It’d save everyone a lot of grief, shallow as it is!

I seem to be the only one who doesn’t like either of them here. Maybe it feels like you’re talking to yourself because that vitriolic tirade is clearly a monologue you’ve been writing in your head for a long time? Or was “am I really that inadequate” a genuine question to spur a discussion of your relationship?

I’d say they should break up and be done with it, but then they’d both find other people and we’d have TWO miserable couples crippled by self-absorption instead of one. They should stay together for the good of society.