It’s never a bad time for good hygiene. Let’s say you once starred in Mean Girls and now your lady nugget is teeming with bacillococci. You can’t just scratch that shit in public like a sweaty shortstop. You’re a woman in a see-through dress for God’s sake. Get yourself to some kind of uncapped hydrant or maybe a self-serve car wash and hose that mess out.

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MacDaddy 06/18/2014 09:48

I’m pretty sure the very first lesson my Intro to Business Management professor in college installed upon us was, “If you want to remain successful, do not send your customers to other establishments. If you don’t have it….GET IT FOR THEM! If they find what they are looking for elsewhere, they just might not come back!”