Thursday, July 19, 2012

This Post Dates Back to Pre-Civil War New Orleans

I don't wear a lab coat or funny glasses, I love a great Sazerac, but I don't think I'd want to drink a Moist Yoga Mat made of Hemp vodka, 12 year kombucha, wheatgrass with a coconut water back.

A bit too much of this is made from just not getting it (people have been putting egg whites in drinks since the days when having chickens and fresh eggs wasn't just suburban hip but just sort of how people lived and ate and didn't watch TV as they didn't have ones to turn on in the first place), but that's satire for you. And a single big ice cube that actually fits in the glass is a good idea. But humor is about exaggeration, I know.