As we all know by now, Harry Styles celebrated his 19th birthday in a big way!

The One Direction heartthrob has spent the weekend spending time with ex-girlfriendCaroline Flack, buying himself a SICK new ride, and as of Friday night, enjoyed himself immensely as BBC Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw hired him a birthday lapdance from a stripper dressed a police officer while they pAArtied at The Alibi in Dalston, East London!

But seeing as there's no rest for the wicked, our little rag-a-muffin was soon back with his bandmates, rehearsing for their upcoming Take Me Home world tour, and although we imagine he was suffering from an EPIC hangover, he was still DELIGHTED to open up about his wild weekend…and new, ahem, 'lady friend!'

As he explained:

"It was great. I was in stitches, it was really funny. We had a great night. [Nick Grimshaw] Grimmy said I had to sit there because he was bringing a cake. He started telling everyone to be quiet but I could see the cake in the kitchen and the candles weren't lit, so I was like, 'What's going on?' Then Grimmy said, 'Someone in here is under-age' and I saw a police hat bobbing through the crowd. I was like, 'Oh no.' The stripper didn't really say anything, she just began her routine. I have never seen my manager run so quick to cover the CCTV cameras but the pictures got out anyway. She stripped down to her underwear but unfortunately there was a no-nudity policy in the bar. She didn't handcuff me but the funniest part was that when she finished she said, 'I'm really sorry I couldn't find my truncheon so I had to bring my nunchucks'. That was a bit weird. Then a guy in our group came up and said, 'I went to college with her'."

Oh MAN! That's literally something straight out of an American Pie movie! LOLz!

11 comments to “Harry Styles SPILLS All The "Great" Deets About His Birthday Lap Dance From A Stripper!”

Ok, I think it's quite hilarious that people drool over this little boy. I see this type of guy on campus at my nephews Junior High school on the daily when I pick him up. I used to eat guys like this for breakfast when I was in high school. I don't get it… he isn't a man, his hair is a rats nest and, yes, I used to be into the appeal of the "making your hair look like you just got out of bed" look, but that is out done…. over… 2008… but I guess he needs his chance to do it bc he was a newborn baby then. He always has that stupid grin on his face with a tilted head, hands in his pockets. he dresses like he is a hipster but even worse he sings lame pop music in a fruity boy band and dances and such. And yes, i am happy I wrote a ton about someone who sucks, because I've always wanted to say it.

What have nick grimshaw in his mouth? depressing image!!!!Is that a ton of hearts on his shirt?Imagine harry with something similar in the Premio Grammy red carpet 2013 with taylor swift! This boy is pathetic!!kkk

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