Success!!! So, I finally got over my social awkwardness around the opposite sex and approached the very beautiful blonde girl after Church whom I've had my eye on for quite a while. Sat next to her during coffee hour, shot the breeze, made her laugh, went to Church-school together with her, then romantically walked together outside and told her that she was very pretty before we departed. Next week I'm going to ask for her phone number.

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

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That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.-A.E. Housman

I don't care what type of planet people want to call it but whenever ignorant window lickers say it's not a planet I just want to fly them out to the holy iceball, make them wet their genitals and stick them to the surface then fly back home leaving them there stuck to that winter wonderland in planetary form.

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

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That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.-A.E. Housman

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

Hey, at least you can wear a hat. Whenever I try wearing a hat, people always tell me I look weird.

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Do not be cast down over the struggle - the Lord loves a brave warrior. The Lord loves the soul that is valiant.

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

Hey, at least you can wear a hat. Whenever I try wearing a hat, people always tell me I look weird.

You should ignore them. They're just jealous.

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That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.-A.E. Housman

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

your red hat is cute

you should try this one also, to be worn only when you are going to the library.

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To God be the Glory in all things! Amen!

Only pray for me, that God would give me both inward and outward strength, that I may not only speak, but truly will; and that I may not merely be called a Christian, but really be found to be one. St.Ignatius of Antioch.Epistle to the Romans.