A rowdy man and his hellion female companion tussled with cops trying to break the pair up as they fought at a Rossville gas station, authorities said.

David Chan, 36, was locked in a heated argument with Leah Valenti, 19, at the Sunoco station on Bloomingdale Road near Arthur Kill Road at 5:30 a.m. Wednesday, according to court papers.

The two allegedly refused to depart when instructed to do so by police, who then had to wrestle them into custody.

Valenti kicked one cop in the leg as she was being loaded into a patrol car, sending the officer to the hospital with a knee injury, court documents state. Both were charged with resisting arrest and trespass, and Valenti was slapped with an assault charge, said a spokesman for DA Daniel Donovan.

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A crook claiming to be selling discounted electronics took money from two victims without handing over the merchandise, authorities said.

John Lewis, 37, first ran the scam on Sept. 18 as he met with a victim outside the loading dock of JCPenny at the Staten Island Mall in New Springville, where he claimed to be an employee, according to court papers.

Lewis allegedly took $2,700 and gave the naive victim nothing in return. He struck again Thursday when he took $4,800 from another victim, court papers state.

Lewis was arrested and charged with attempted grand larceny and grand larceny, said authorities.

Brooklyn

Looks like the cards weren’t in his favor after all.

Cops nabbed a gunman wanted for allegedly shooting an acquaintance over a card game in Canarsie seven years ago.

Horace Hewitt, 58, shot the 43-year-old victim nine times on March 13, 2004, as the two argued in a home on East 104th Street near Flatlands Avenue, cops said.

The victim spent three weeks at Brookdale Hospital.

Investigators believe Hewitt fled to Jamaica.

Hewitt resurfaced in police databases on Nov. 21 after he was busted for DWI in East New York, authorities said.

He was arrested Thursday for attempted murder and gun possession following a court appearance on the DWI charges.

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A petty crook hit a career milestone, his 61st arrest, after knocking off two banks in Brooklyn Heights, cops said.

Edward Pride, 48, strolled into the Sovereign branch on Atlantic Avenue near Court Street at 10 a.m. on March 3 and was immediately recognized by the bank’s security director.

Pride left without trying to rob the bank and employees called the cops. Armed with a photo of Pride, two officers from the 84th Precinct found him a few blocks away at Hoyt and Livingston streets, cops added.

Pride had allegedly pulled two heists at a nearby Sovereign branch last month.

His criminal record boasts 60 arrests dating back to 1978, most for petty crimes and drugs, said police sources.

Queens

A deranged thug allegedly threatened two men with a meat cleaver in his Jamaica home.

Sunday at 2 p.m., Michael McDonald, 36, ran to the kitchen, grabbed a meat cleaver and wildly waved it over his head at two men with whom he had been arguing in his home on 171st Street near 140th Avenue, according to court papers.

The men called police, who found the cleaver hidden under McDonald’s bed, cops said. He was arrested and charged with menacing and weapons possession, according to a spokeswoman for DA Richard Brown.

Bronx

Two goons posing as cops barged into a Concourse apartment and robbed the elderly tenant and her caretaker, authorities said.

“Police, open the door!” the masked thugs allegedly barked in Spanish before storming into the residence on Walton Avenue near East 165th Street at 11:40 a.m. on March 1.

The duo used electrical cord to tie up the 82-year-old victim and her 20-year-old home attendant before ransacking the pad and making off with $40.

The women were uninjured in the attack and the suspects fled in a white van.

Manhattan

A burglar was busted for three Upper West Side break-ins, authorities said.

Sydney Daise, 50, was arrested Wednesday for the alleged theft on Feb. 26 of a laptop computer, an iPhone, four debit cards and $200 from an apartment on 63rd Street near West End Avenue.

Detectives then linked him two more burglaries, on Sept. 3 and Aug. 29, cops said.

During the August caper, Daise allegedly threatened the victim with a knife when she returned to her apartment at 12:15 a.m. and stumbled upon him rummaging through her belongings, cops added.