Sorry! Didn’t mean to scare you. I thought the part where I take it back would follow so quickly that there would be time only for the first three stages or so.

No, it would take more than a complete inability to get along with my esteemed colleague to make me give up B&W.

Anyway in reality we get along fine. It’s just that he’s so silent. Never says a word. I’m sure he’s thinking deep thoughts (his eyebrows twitch now and then), but he never does manage to articulate them. Some kind of disability, perhaps – atypical aphasia, that sort of thing. Quite sad really.