Zeno Clash 2 is the sequel I always wished would come to fruition, but never dared hope for. I mean, if you look at the Call of Duties or even Grand Theft Autos of the world, there's no real intrigue amongst all the announcement glitz and glamour. We already know roughly what we're in for. But the original Zeno Clash opened this swirling, cream-colored Pandora's Box of possibility, only to slam it shut ' nearly taking our fingertips in the process ' after a mere few hours. It was so weird and alien and gleefully unafraid to just do its own thing. But in the modern gaming world, that also often translates to 'it'll sell 12 copies and confuse even typically adventurous gamers and live on only in the hearts of its most fervent disciples.' Not usually the stuff sequels are made of. Against all odds, however, Zeno Clash did quite well for itself, and Zeno Clash 2 was born. But is the first-person brawling oddity all it's thwacked (and biffed and zotted) up to be? Here's wot I think.