A
parade and fiestas fill Hispanic Heritage Month * For years the
exploits of European men saturated the history books. To honor
other groups that influenced the nation's development, activists instituted
Black
History Month and Women's History Month, which have become fixtures
on the cultural calendar. As the country's burgeoning Latino community
increasingly flexes its political and economic power,
Hispanic Heritage
Month is also destined to become more prominent."It's only a matter of time,'' In 1968,
Congress designated a weeklong commemoration pegged to coincide with
Mexican and Central American Independence Day on Sept. 15. The observance
was expanded to a month in 1988 and ends Oct. 15 around Columbus Day, known
in Latin Americaas El
Dia de la Raza(which is variously
translated as "The Day of the Race""Remember the Alamo" or "We
don't need no stinkin' Green Cards".

Draft
For
Federal
Register

9/26/98 * Washington (NCR) - Congressional
legislators are currently considering a major revision to the official
Federal Calendar because of the crisis caused by several lawsuits
brought forward by the American Communist Liberties Union charging "discrimination"
and "mental distress" of various immigrant minorities due to their being
unfairly left out of the Federal Holiday Schedule. The problem that lawmakers
are faced with is that there are currently only twelve months and several
have already been committed to Africans, Hispanics, Women and Gays...
In order to forstall injunctions in Federal Courts, the new
Diversity Calendarmust go into effect by the beginning of Fiscal Year 2000 to accomodate
all cultures:

Traditional Month

Proposed New Month

Celebrating Minority

January 1st half

Mandela Month

African

January 2nd half

Pancho Villa Month

Mexican

February 1st half

Mao Tse Tung Month

Chinese

February 2nd half

Janet Reno Month

Lesbians

March 1st half

Barney Frank Month

(male) Homosexuals

March 2nd half

Pocahontas Month

Native American Women

April 1st half

Che Guevara Month

Cuban American Spys

April 2nd half

Papa Doc Duvalier Month

Haitian boat people

May 1st half

Red Flag Month

Russian immigrants

May 2nd half

Bambi Month

Vegetarians

June 1st half

Imelda Romualdez Marcos

Philippinos

June 2nd half

Sun Myung Moon Month

Koreans

July 1st half

Mahatma Ghandi Month

India Indians

July 2nd half

William Ginsburg Month

Pedophiles

August 1st half

Sri Guru Granth Sahib Month

Sikhs

August 2nd half

Yasser Arafat Month

Palestinians

September 1st half

Elijah Muhammad Month

Afro-Muslims

September 2nd half

Martin Luthor King Jr. Mo'

Afro-Communists

October 1st half

O.J. Simpson Month

Honoring Black Athletes

October 2nd half

Hiroshima-Nagasaki Month

Japanese-Americans

November 1st half

Lox and Bagel Month

Liberal Jewish Americans

November 2nd half

Opium Poppy Month

Hmong

December 1st half

Roe vs. Wade Month

Right to Death Feminists

December 2nd half

Dead White Males Month

confessions of racial guilt...

Please note, if anybody has been left out please
notify your Congress-personimmediately as the buget for the new calendars
and Federal Holiday Schedulemust be finalized soon.

Interns working for the Congressional Calendar Caucus site historical
precedent
from
the
French Revolution, the French invented and put into use a newRevolutionary
calendar.Each month consisted of three weeks of ten days.
The days were named after various crops and flowers. Instead of getting
one day off every seven to pray in a church, the peasants were miffed that
they got off only one day
in ten to attend a ``temple of reason,'' which is what the churches
were rechristened.
The years were numbered starting with the revolution, Year 1...

Also, various interest groups are lobbying Committee members for inclusion
of
important holidays from various cultures and campaign contributors
including
significant days from Aztec, Mayan, Earth Mother, Muslim and Zoroastrian
calendars.

That's a load of crap that Americans don't want these jobs picking crops.
I have a friend of mine that is White, and went to check out a job
picking apples. We live in upstate NY by the way. My friend was told
that, "Only immigrants could get these jobs." Soooooo, there you go!
- TH

9/19/98 [forwarded email;Please, consider
posting on web page.]

Mistake: Discrediting the Matt Fong Campaign

I can understand why notable immigration reform activists such as
Terry Graham might attempt to discredit Republican neo-conservative
Matt Fong for his pro-legal immigration stand, but I would hesitate
to recommmend that we vote repeatedly for prospective election candidates
based solely on a one dimension/issue condition. That is, immigration reform
and even European American interests, although of paramount importance
and concern, are not the ONLY issues to be contemplated when considering
who to vote for.

In this case, Matt Fong's liberal Democratic rival, Barbara
Boxer, cannot
be construed as being more considerate of either immigration reform
OR
inherent European American interests. In fact, there should be no need
to point out that Boxer is a rabid new left advocate favoring everything
from strict gun control; rescinding welfare reform; crackpot environmental
schemes involving government coercion; pro-affirmative action; pro-illegal
immigration; pro-bilingual education; anti-school voucher and public education
reform; open support of one world government and global economies of scale;
big government and continued federal budget deficits, and on, and on...

Furthermore, I do not buy into the insinuated argument that because
Matt Fong is Chinese, Ward
Connerly is black, or David
Horowitzis a reformed radical left-wing Jew -- that any of these folks cannot
be sincere non-hyphenated conservative Americans who are just as disgusted
as we, at the recent blossoming of liberal ethnic identity politics in
American life. In short, in this current election for California's
U.S. Senate representative, there is no other choice but to give our votes
to Matt Fong.

Let us never forget that because conservative oriented European Americans
split there vote for Perot in the 1992
presidential election (20%), we got stuck with the
great slut, Bill Clinton. May we not repeat the same mistakes.
If we don't have a viable candidate in a particular election that meets
ALL of our political interests -- then support the next logical and best
choice. There is no other sane alternative in American politics.

"Generally speaking, they're set up for
dissenterswho will not go along with the New World Order.The 'resisters' are gun owners who refuse to give
up their weapons;the 'dissidents' are Christians, Patriots and
Constitutionalists.These camps are set up. I've seen many of them."