Originally posted by Big BadAlso, Haz, don't worry about it. Myself, Grimis, spf2119 and redsoxnation (the four highest posters outside of the Zimmerman family) have also never gotten the honour either

And I'm starting to think we never will as a punishment for constantly running our big mouths here all the time ;)

Argh! Travis, Serwolfe, ironcladlou, CajunMan, BobHollySTILLRules, and the rest.... We're a tomvejada away from the Wienerboard spotaneously combusting through the sudden conversion of all that annoyance in one small thread.

That was some patience you used to display.... I can't see any of them getting much further than a couple dozen posts nowadays, and god bless you for it.

Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-ought three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows" - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all 60 of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five point palm exploding heart technique.

But he did provide the impetus for the RFMC, so for that I will always be greatful.

(psst...I'm glad there's no Travis anymore and I've never been WOTD either.)

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