Los Angeles, San Francisco & Chicago Book Tour Dates & Deets

Darlings, we are gearing up once again to head out into the world, poledance like crazy for our book, and meet our Bitter Kittens face to face, just to tell each and every one of y’all how fabulous you are and how much you mean to us. In fact, let’s illustrate that last point, if we can. To those who kittens who came to the Philly, NY and DC book store signings, you know how you were asked to put your name on a Post-it note in order to let us know who to make the book out to? Well, maybe you didn’t know it, but while you were humbling us by asking for our autographs…

Kittens

We were collecting yours.

We’re not scrapbooking types, but we think we may have to preserve these. We get the warm n’ fuzzies every time we look at them.

Anyway, here are the deets for each city. Kittens come out! We’ll do our little dog-and-pony show for you! Please note that for both Chicago and Los Angeles, the Barnes & Noble stores will be giving those who have B&N receipts priority in the line for signing. Don’t worry. It just means those who bought at B&N get to go first. We don’t want to sound like we’re begging, but buying a copy in the store helps everyone out, darlings. Turnout and sales for each event help determine future signings and appearances. We would love to travel all over this country to every metropolitan area, meeting kittens and telling them they’re fabulous. We won’t rest until we do. We also love to sell our book. Not gonna lie about that one.

SAN FRANCISCO

CHICAGO

As we said, we would love to keep this tour going and get to other cities, darlings, but until we can, we’re holding a little party of our own in our backyard. Well. Actually, someone else’s backyard. Mark your calendars for the following, Kittens on the eastern seaboard!

BITTER KITTEN “BE ME OR DO ME” PARTY!

NEW YORK Saturday, May 3 EMc2 240 Elizabeth St. New York, NY 10012

Project Runway alum and T Lo bestie Emmett McCarthy will be hosting a party celebrating the book at his store in SoHo. It’s the place where we first met him, first met Tim Gunn, and got married last summer, so it’s a location of the utmost significance. If there’s a T Lo Ground Zero of importance, Emmett’s store would be it. So all y’all NY, NJ and PA kittens who couldn’t make it out to our sub-zero readings in February (and even those who did), come on out to a garden party on a warm spring day, listen to us do a reading, answer Q&As, sign copies and just generally mingle with our kittens. There’ll be sips and nibblies, too. Make a day of it! Emmett’s whole street is nothing but fabulous shops and places to eat. We’ll have more details closer to the date, including the exact starting time, but figure on an afternoon-into-evening event. If the crowd’s large enough, we’ll do multiple readings, Q&As and signings throughout the day.

Wow. Honestly? I think she looks great! I know there are problems south of the navel.. but still. Love the shoes.

http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

Not her dress but I kinda like the shoes. The placement of the straps narrows the cutouts as the eyes travels up, which prevents the appearance of cankles. I like the earrings but big dangly earrings seem off with such a sleek dress. I wish she were wearing a bracelet. The dress actually might have worked with a better bra, she’s got darts pointed straight at her nipples. The look relies on a pronounced difference between hips/waist/bust measurements and her low-ridin’ girls are throwing things off. The fabric as awful, thick with a sheen.

Makeup-wise the eye is much heavier than the rest, in a jarring way, and I just can’t with that Sue Sylvester hair. She doesn’t look awful but she has definitely looked better.

She is rocking the Evil Space Queen look quite often lately, isn’t she?

moppet

Love those shoes! Love that rich teal! Wish they had caught her smiling! And something about the cut makes her top half and bottom half look somewhat disconnected. I have a feeling a different pose would eliminate that effect, however. She is very uncharacteristically slouchy here.

http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

Love the shoes. But cutouts, Lizzie? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They blow what could have been a killer outfit. (And the earrings are a little 1987.)

HeatherMcIlrath

weird angle to take a photograph at, but the dress is really beautiful and the shoes pretty hot. however, liz, honey…that hair. please rethink that. it’s crossing the line into donald trump territory and i don’t want that for you. you’re better than that.

melanie0866

Fab. Skirt kind of sags, but otherwise pretty perfect.

SuzBald

Favorite color, and finally, a pair of shoes that aren’t those dreaded plastic and neon numbers.

judith traherne

Lovely.

Hetha Innis

Great color on her and great shoes, but the dress is a big no.

Lina_bee

Oh, so close. If only the fit in the hips were right. It’s a great color on her & those shoes rock.

MilaXX

eh, it’s a cute as cut outs on a dress can get. Not earth shattering, just a bit of a let down after her fabulous Hunger Games run.

marlie

The shoes need to be burned, but I love the dress and the rest of the accessories. Her hair and makeup look fabulous.

http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

A lot of current shoe styles make the wearer look like she has cankles. Not good.

ItsDicey

I sort of like the shoes, but the dress doesn’t quite work. I don’t hate it, and it might actually work if the skirt fit her better. Her makeup is terribly unflattering. Looks like she did it herself. Oy.

gdougs

This is fab. LOVE the shoes!

SophieCollier

She’s got the perfect figure for this type of dress. But somehow, it’s not sitting right.

http://twitter.com/aidanboleyn Aidan B

Great color on her, and I love the shoes. I dig it, but I’d love it if she was smiling!

MissAmynae

cute dress, cute shoes, GLORIOUS tired bitchface!

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

WHY the midriff cut outs???

Fifi LaRoux

I don’t hate the dress, but I I’m not in love with it either. I love the shoes though.

Isana Leshchinskaya

hot DAMN. just needed chunkier earrings.

quiltrx

I like the shoes. There’s something about the outfit I don’t care for. I like the color, but the smoothness of the top with the droopy/wadded-ness of the skirt makes my eye twitch.

Cat_In_A_Hat

I normally hate dresses with cut outs like that. But this is working for me.

filmcricket

The colour’s gorgeous, but the Fug Girls would tag this with “The evils of satin.” The shoes kind of look like what Spider-Man would wear if he were a cross-dresser.

http://twitter.com/nonchalantanna Anna

This look isn’t my favorite. The top half is lovely, the shoes are good, but the proportions of the skirt are all wrong. It looks like her torso is super long in comparison to her thighs and it could have used some more room down there. The top has a lovely fit and the color is beautiful, but the two pieces don’t even look like they are the same size. Hair and make up look good, but this look could use some tweaking.

LilyPad

I love the color of the dress, the earrings, the makeup, and the shoes. I think the fit could be better. To her credit, this is one of the first cut-out dresses I have actually liked.

formerlyAnon

Meh. Less than the sum of its parts. I feel I should like this better than I can bring myself to do.

St. Ace

Love the color! Not sure about the cut-outs, because it seems to cause strange pulling and draping around the hips, but everything else is pretty perfect.

dsco3031

The dress… eh. Whatever. She sure has a way of styling her hair that always makes her look much older than she is.

In_Stitches

She used to be so much worse! She’s had some ROUGH hair through the years and I thought she’d finally gotten past it while doing press for the Hunger Games, but it appears she’s reverting back to her old ways.

Super_Red

the shoes are pretty freaking fantastic, but the side cutouts completely throw off her proportions. It’s just not that flattering.

Jennifer Hofstetter

Very pretty color. Not a fan of cutouts usually, but don’t actually looks horrible here. Aside from the color though, it’s a very blah look. Not too striking. Not hiddy. Just pretty.

In_Stitches

I think she looks pretty damn fabulous here. The dress is a great color on her and the fit is bangin’. On most women, cut outs right on top of the hips would be laughable, but she’s pulling it off. Great earrings and the shoes, well, at least she didn’t default to a boring gold sandal. The only misstep is that hair. A little tighter and it might have been fine, but as is, it’s a no go.

jw_ny

Nothing from the waist down is working. Hope she stayed seated at a table that night…

Lisa Dugan

I don’t love the cut outs but she looks otherwise great. Love the earrings too.

http://profile.yahoo.com/ZFKRECRF5BOBWB4RXAJGI4D6KA mmc

Fab color on her. I love the top half of the dress on her, the cut outs and bottom not so much.

http://twitter.com/kerrymccombs Kerry McCombs

Gorgeous, despite the cutouts.

TheOriginalLulu

Love the shoes. The dress, not so much.

Larkin21

Wow, that color is just perfect on her. Love the hair, makeup, and shoes too. Not a huge fan of the cut-outs but still an amazing dress that looks really great on her.

Sara__B

She’s got the looks but not the posture to pull this off. If she put more energy and muscle into her posing, those baggy folds in the front of the skirt would lift away, and so would my objections to this dress. I don’t usually like exposed skin at the waist, but she could work this if she’d just stand up straight!

Lilak

Too right . . . And you don’t need to pose like Jada P-S (or the extreme swayback-pelvis-forward thing that Bosworth does) to present yourself and your outfit to best effect

http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

She looks fantastic! Hair and makeup are perfection.

Judy_J

I love those shoes, and the color of the dress. I’d like the dress more if it didn’t have the exposed waist.

marilyn

I feel this is a very difficult style to wear. The cuts in the fabric at the waist immediately detract from the curves of the wearer. Elisabeth Banks is a very beautiful woman. This dress makes her figure look like a block. The color is also too deep for her. The dress washes her out. Fire the stylist, or whoever’s idea it was to wear this.

LambeeBaby

Love the color and the shoes. I hate waist cut-out’s.

ThaliaMenninger

The shoes with that dress make her legs look stumpy.

jmorino08

Other than the wrinkled skirt, I think is great! An instance where cut outs actually work by adding interest to an otherwise plain dress. Great color in her!!

guest2visits

Looks perfect on her, the shoes I would switch out for something more elegant, less gladiator.

kimmeister

This, and I’d switch out the toenail polish color.

Ali Sharpe

I like the top 50%, but it all goes a little wonky on the bottom.

Louise Bryan

I think this is a pretty excellent look. Great color for her.

http://twitter.com/pag_baj Paige Boerman

I like it, except for the cutouts, and I feel the hair is slightly aging. Otherwise, it works for me.