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the
Carrion
Inside:
The Carrion
Centerfold
vol. 59 decibles no. 20
3900 bearles drove, sr. fool, me 00000
march 30,1984
Clarion Editor Davis
nailed for bomb threat
by Gone Dark
Paul Davis, Bethel College
clarion editor, was arrested
on March 23 after Arden Hills
Police Department Delectives
uncovered evidence that
showed Davis made the phone
call that led to a bomb scare
on March 12 at Bethel.
Detectives discovered that
Davis seemed to know more
than police officials did about
ihe bomb scare when Davis
wrole a story three days later
in the Clarion. Officials realized that the only way Davis
could have known Ihe details -
of ihe bomb scare would have
been if he made the call himself.
Davis was arraigned in Ihe
Ramsey County Courthouse
and released on 520,000 bail.
Davis will appear in court on
April 7.
"It had been such a boring
week around school and we
really needed a good front
page slory," explained Davis
of his reasons for making the
call.
A slow second semester
prompted Davis lo create
news in an effort to relain
readers. Davis said that he
planned the bomb scare
months in advance and was
waiting for a good time to use
it.
"When I applied for the editor position last spring I said
that I would go to any lengths
in order to have exciting and
interesting news slories," said
Davis. "It's nol easy to do that
at Bethel so one has to create
excitement."
Davis said he has no regrets
about what he did and will do
the same if there is another
slow newsweek. Davis said
he has considered kidnapping
President George Brushaber
but realized that nobody
would know that he was gone.
Some student hit
by brand name car
by Odd Derlictson
A guy was in an accident
the other day at Bethel and
got hurt.
Some guy was walking outside, along the road, with some
other people, and he got hit by
something, possibly a car. The
others with him did not get
hit, and they were not hurt,
either.
"We were just walking along
the road, and he got hit," said
a friend. "None of the rest of
us got hit, but he did."
People that saw it from a
ways away said that this guy
did indeed gel hit, and ihey
Ihoughl il was a car, of some
brand name, driven by somebody.
So il seems that someone
was driving a car, along the
road, and the car hit Ihis guy,
who was walking along Ihe
road with some other people,
and he was hurt, but the people with him did not get hit,
and they did not get hurt.
A reliable source from
somewhere said that this kind
of thing should not happen,
and that il was too bad that
this one person was hurt.
"This kind of thing should
not happen," said the reliable
source. "It was too bad that
Ihis one person was hurt."
Other sources said that it
happened sometime during the
day, and there were some people nearby.
"Hopefully Ihis kind of thing
will not happen again," said
an important person on campus. "It's detailed publicity
like this lhat hurts us."
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Paul Davis, Clarion editor was busted last week for phoning in a bomb scare that cleared the Bethel
campus.
Alumni Director loses memory
by Deb Sells 'em
The Alumni office was reportedly in a state of panic
last week when Alumni Director Curt Fauth suffered a temporary case of amnesia. The
office was especially concerned that Fauth would forget all the names of students
which he had memorized.
Apparently, Fauth had been
participating in a hay ride for
one of the on-campus residences, a practice he has continued since a housing promotion last semester. He was
bumped off the ride on the
wav back to campus, and hit
Curt Fauth, Alumni Director lost his memory after falling off a wagon
on a hay ride with some students.
his head on one of the new
directional signs posted near
the residence.
"I knew instantly he had
lost his memory," a student
on the hayride said. "He looked
at me with a blank stare and
said, 'what's your name?' "
Members of the adminsitra-
tion visited Fauth at his home
during the recovery. Several
people brought their rosters
along to point out their identity, and to try to jar Fauth
into recovering his memory.
Rumors began that Bethel
was going to close, since alumni support began dwindling.
"We're not interested in supporting a school whose alumni
director doesn't even know
our names," a spokesperson
for the alumni said. "They say
you are forgotten after you
graduate, and now I know it's
true."
The end of the dilemma
came when nurses handed
Fauth a mirror. He reportedly
looked into it and said, "Ah,
now I remember—I'm the silver fox!" We are happy to
announce lhat Fauth once
again knows the name of every
Bethel student and alumni
member.

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the
Carrion
Inside:
The Carrion
Centerfold
vol. 59 decibles no. 20
3900 bearles drove, sr. fool, me 00000
march 30,1984
Clarion Editor Davis
nailed for bomb threat
by Gone Dark
Paul Davis, Bethel College
clarion editor, was arrested
on March 23 after Arden Hills
Police Department Delectives
uncovered evidence that
showed Davis made the phone
call that led to a bomb scare
on March 12 at Bethel.
Detectives discovered that
Davis seemed to know more
than police officials did about
ihe bomb scare when Davis
wrole a story three days later
in the Clarion. Officials realized that the only way Davis
could have known Ihe details -
of ihe bomb scare would have
been if he made the call himself.
Davis was arraigned in Ihe
Ramsey County Courthouse
and released on 520,000 bail.
Davis will appear in court on
April 7.
"It had been such a boring
week around school and we
really needed a good front
page slory," explained Davis
of his reasons for making the
call.
A slow second semester
prompted Davis lo create
news in an effort to relain
readers. Davis said that he
planned the bomb scare
months in advance and was
waiting for a good time to use
it.
"When I applied for the editor position last spring I said
that I would go to any lengths
in order to have exciting and
interesting news slories," said
Davis. "It's nol easy to do that
at Bethel so one has to create
excitement."
Davis said he has no regrets
about what he did and will do
the same if there is another
slow newsweek. Davis said
he has considered kidnapping
President George Brushaber
but realized that nobody
would know that he was gone.
Some student hit
by brand name car
by Odd Derlictson
A guy was in an accident
the other day at Bethel and
got hurt.
Some guy was walking outside, along the road, with some
other people, and he got hit by
something, possibly a car. The
others with him did not get
hit, and they were not hurt,
either.
"We were just walking along
the road, and he got hit," said
a friend. "None of the rest of
us got hit, but he did."
People that saw it from a
ways away said that this guy
did indeed gel hit, and ihey
Ihoughl il was a car, of some
brand name, driven by somebody.
So il seems that someone
was driving a car, along the
road, and the car hit Ihis guy,
who was walking along Ihe
road with some other people,
and he was hurt, but the people with him did not get hit,
and they did not get hurt.
A reliable source from
somewhere said that this kind
of thing should not happen,
and that il was too bad that
this one person was hurt.
"This kind of thing should
not happen," said the reliable
source. "It was too bad that
Ihis one person was hurt."
Other sources said that it
happened sometime during the
day, and there were some people nearby.
"Hopefully Ihis kind of thing
will not happen again," said
an important person on campus. "It's detailed publicity
like this lhat hurts us."
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1
Mr
:—v.
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ijaL-A
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>
■mem I _
m!%m
A
►
M
%
TOa^S
\
m i
W^f
™
\
~~**m7*
TV
Paul Davis, Clarion editor was busted last week for phoning in a bomb scare that cleared the Bethel
campus.
Alumni Director loses memory
by Deb Sells 'em
The Alumni office was reportedly in a state of panic
last week when Alumni Director Curt Fauth suffered a temporary case of amnesia. The
office was especially concerned that Fauth would forget all the names of students
which he had memorized.
Apparently, Fauth had been
participating in a hay ride for
one of the on-campus residences, a practice he has continued since a housing promotion last semester. He was
bumped off the ride on the
wav back to campus, and hit
Curt Fauth, Alumni Director lost his memory after falling off a wagon
on a hay ride with some students.
his head on one of the new
directional signs posted near
the residence.
"I knew instantly he had
lost his memory," a student
on the hayride said. "He looked
at me with a blank stare and
said, 'what's your name?' "
Members of the adminsitra-
tion visited Fauth at his home
during the recovery. Several
people brought their rosters
along to point out their identity, and to try to jar Fauth
into recovering his memory.
Rumors began that Bethel
was going to close, since alumni support began dwindling.
"We're not interested in supporting a school whose alumni
director doesn't even know
our names," a spokesperson
for the alumni said. "They say
you are forgotten after you
graduate, and now I know it's
true."
The end of the dilemma
came when nurses handed
Fauth a mirror. He reportedly
looked into it and said, "Ah,
now I remember—I'm the silver fox!" We are happy to
announce lhat Fauth once
again knows the name of every
Bethel student and alumni
member.