Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I ordered a DVD copy of Hustler's adult parody of the world's highest grossing film, Avatar last October that I'd like to share with you. Here is the censored trailer from youtube:

I also have other adult parodies of famous TV shows and movies such as X-rated spoofs/parodies of GLEE, BATMAN, BAYWATCH, SEX & the CITY & TWILIGHT

If you want a copy of adult parodies like the ones illsutrated below, contact my friend cmultilingual at YM. [YM NICK is cmultilingual)

For a longer list of MY adult parodies that I'm willing to share through my friend cmultilingual, click on this: http://funsxy.blogspot.com/2010/07/blog-post.html

Since I'm a silent supporter of (RH BIll) Reproductive Health Bill, I have decided to turn this blog into a sort of uncensored adult blog with a cause, that is to promote HUMAN SEXUALITY EDUCATION that is not taught in many schools due to the unsolicited intervention of the Church and traditional sectors of the society.

HUMAN SEXUALITY EDUCATION, which is integrally included in the RH BILL, and ADULT FILMS (not included but I, personally, recommend for adults) can greatly help in resolving one of the main roots of our major social problems,particularly in 3rd world countries -- EXCESSIVE POPULATION. Below is an illustration to simplify how it can help resolve major social problems:

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Do you feel guilty after doing sexual acts such as premarital sex, masturbation, same sex activity, viewing porn, fantasizing about someone, etc.?

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, as opposed to the MYTHS, FALSE RELIGIOUS BELIEFS and LIES about SEX, feel free to visit : http://sexed4every1.blogspot.com/Due to numerous requests for uncensored VIDEO CLIPS of pinoy PENE, I have inserted some more video clips below.

Before reading my post about Filipino Erotica, can you guess from which Filipino erotic movie the scene below was taken from?

WARNING: The video below is UNCENSORED and contains male and female full frontal nudity and sex. It also features a former beauty queen who became a mainstream actress. Don't watch it if you're easily offended by sexually graphic scenes. (As if you won't ...LOL)

It's a controversial film (with a very interesting plot) and it was shown abroad which explains why I found English subtitles for it and understood the dialogues. I'm from Geneva, Switzerland but I frequently visit Manila and Cebu so I'm very familiar with Filipino culture.

If you want to have the entire movie with ENGLISH SUBTITLES without having to download a huge file from torrents or if you want more video clips like this, simply contact my friend through SKYPE: coolmultilingual or through YM: cmultilingual

And now, my ARTICLE about EROTICA in Philippine Cinema.

EROTICA and PORNOGRAPHY in Philippine Cinema

The Philippine government currently prohibit PORNOGRAPHY --- although you can see people in local markets in the Metro openly buying and selling pirated PORN DVDs. For instance, if you go to Quiapo, you'll most likely be approached by guys who'll convince you to buy 'DVD-DVD', which they pronounce 'di-Bi-di', di-Bi-di'

Some BOLD actors such as the one in the clip above succeed in penetrating the showbiz mainstream. Most of them fail, though.

The girl’s name is Anna Marie Guttierez, a very good sexy actress in the 80’s.Do you recognize the guy in the video clip above? CLUE: He’s now a prominent politician somewhere in Luzon.

Only EROTIC movies are allowed to be shown in cinema which must always go through the MTRCB, which censors and cuts scenes deemed too explicit for public viewing, before they are shown in mainstream movie houses.

Do you recognize the PENE STARS in the video clip above?

However, during the mid-80's, 'pornographic scenes' in films were tolerated and movies which feature full frontal nudity and hardcore stuff such as oral sex and penetration were shown in mainstream cinema. These movies were often called 'PENE' films.

Here is an alphabetical list of notable erotic movies which contained a lot of very ‘sexplicit’ scenes. Some of the films in the list below contained hardcore 'PENE' stuff similar to old Danish movies or Brazilian pornochanchada films with thematic plot but contained pornographic scenes.

LEGEND: *LT = loose translationTRIVIAL NOTE: My native languages are French and German so please bear with my loose translation. I also speak Filipino (but not yet very fluent) because I have spent more than 10 years in Manila.

If you're Filipino, you'll surely recognize a lot of the 'bold stars' below who have 'graduated' from doing sex-oriented films and have catapulted themselves into well-respected and award-winning artists in the Philippines.However, most sexy stars and particularly the 'bomba' stars who joined the 'PENE-bandwagon' during this era who gained fame and notoriety in the mid-80's faded out of the limelight after a few years of prominence in Philippine cinema.

It’s very interesting that the so-called PENE movies proliferated during the time of the newly installed revolutionary government of President Cory Aquino in the mid-80’s. In fact, in 1986 alone, more than 30 erotic movies which are called ‘BOLD’ or ‘BOMBA’ films by locals were shown in mainstream cinemas. Most of these bold flicks not only featured lots of frontal nudity but actual sex scenes called ‘PENE’ short for penetration. Did the political turmoil and brouhaha surrounding the new administration caused such tolerance by a very conservative country?

PENE SCENES FROM 80's FILMS:Currently, PORN is illegal in the Philippines but is somehow tolerated as you can see people OPENLY buying and selling pirated copies of foreign PORN movies and also a few underground Filipino PORN which usually feature sex scandals of locals recorded on video. Celebrity sex scandals such as the Jojo Veloso scandal from way back then and the most recent Doctor Hayden Kho sex scandal featuring popular mainstream actresses Katrina Halili and Maricar Reyes are some of the most controversial sex scandals that made headlines nationwide.

The uncensored video clip below is a sample of Filipino porn on the internet which is probably made by foreigners.

A recent Indie film, 'Serbis' by Brillante Mendoza featured very explicit scenes such as frontal nudity of the female lead, oral sex between a shemale and a guy as well as an erect penis of the male lead, Coco Martin. The film received praise from Hollywood actor Sean Penn the first time it was shown at Cannes.

Here's a sample of an underground porn film with an all-Filipino Cast:STRAIGHT ADULT FILMSIf you're gay, just ignore the pechays and if you're lesbian, just ignore the okras.

If you have problems downloading or would like to request for something funsxy, feel free to contact my friend through SKYPE: coolmultilingual or YM: cmultilingual.

JUST FOR LAUGHS:P.S.: There's this humorous film starring Eddie Garcia and some old comedians which was a sex-comedy that I'm sure every Filipino would find interesting.

Batuta ni Drakula (1971) { LT: Dracula's Baton [ MAIN CAST: Eddie Garcia, Panchito, Marilou Ver, Vina Morena, Vicky Sandoval, Pugak, Jerry Pons/ Directed by Luis San JuanCULTURAL NOTE: 'Batuta' is a sort of euphemism for the Tagalog term for 'cock /schlong' which in the Tagalog language is 'burat'. The lead star of this funny film became known as 'Manoy' which is another euphemism for the male private part.

Can you guess from which award-winning sexplicit film the clip above was taken from?The horny girl is played by the 'sexcellent' actress Anna Marie Guttierez while the guy's name, whose 'titi' she missed a lot is Daniel Fernando who boldly showed his erect manhood in the uncensored version of this film.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Would you like to get movies such as the ones featured in this blog for free?Visit: http://uncorg.blogspot.com/(And carefully read the first post if you want to get uncensored films )

You can also get TV series such as the ones below:~~~~~~~

If you want CLIPS or the entire film, follow the instructions above.

Have you seen Gotham City's Caped Crusader Batman and his sidekick Robin having raunchy sex with the likes of Batgirl and Catwoman?

Well, just check out the movie poster and some screencaps below.

Or perhaps, the TWILIGHT TRILOGY TRIPLE X?

And what about the controversial Tiger Woods and Lindsay Lohan?

Just a few days ago, I gave my very good friend my collection of ADULT PARODIES from X-Rated ET Spoofs to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles parodied in Spanish (Las Tortugas Mutantes Pinjas), Batman XXX & Souperman to This Isn't The Twilight Saga : Eclipse for his birthday.

The acting was surprisingly good and the script was well-written...and the sex scenes, consequently, were highly titillating.

I'll upload the uncensored trailer soon.

OTHER NOTABLE PARODIES:

IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW INCLUDED BELOW? Mine is. hehehe. Imagine Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, Rachel and Joey getting it on with one another. hehehe.TO VIEW A BIGGER VERSION, CLICK ON THE IMAGES ABOVE.

Sex is perhaps the most misunderstood but most exciting and desirable subject for any normal Homo Sapien on earth. We all know that religious and traditional beliefs were established long before SCIENCE was born. As a result, many people have been conditioned to believe in so many erroneous beliefs about SEX and Human Sexuality.

This is why we believe that SEX EDUCATION, which should INCLUDE Human Sexuality Education, must be included in the school's curriculum so as to inform everyone about the FACTS and not just beliefs based on subjective and uneducated interpretations of our ancestors. There is currently so much ignorance about Human Sexuality in most societies in different countries especially in less developed countries mainly due to the exclusion of Human SEXuality education in most schools.

Traditional sectors of the society and the Church are consistently blocking and hindering efforts by the scientific community to include SEX ED and H.S. EDUCATION in the school's curricula. These traditional institutions deprive people access to FACTUAL information about Human Sexuality and thereby contribute a lot in causing overpopulation and social problems such as pollution, unemployment, poor health, higher crime rates and poverty which all primarily stem from excessive population.

I will be starting a blog about SEX ED and as well as about RELIGION and SCIENCE pretty soon. The SEX ED blog will focus on most commonly misunderstood human sexuality issues and the religion-science blog will expose the essential facts and data about religion, uncensored, i.e. will expose not only the GREAT things (e.g. humanitarian and charitable efforts) about religion but also its BAD SIDE (e.g. s.)

We all know that RELIGION/the CHURCH is man-made and our ancestors who authored books and scriptures deemed and believed to be 'PERFECT' by religious people are merely HUMAN BEINGS like us. The authors of the Bible, Koran, Vedas and other so-called sacred scriptures DID NOT STUDY human sexuality like Scientists did who came up with the facts about Human Sexuality - The FACTS about human sexuality which many people still do not know due to this super powerful and super wealthy man-made institution's relentless efforts to BLOCK and IMPEDE opposing efforts to include such sort of education to enlighten the society.

So why do most people still believe tenets on human sexuality considering the fact that the authors who contrived such belief sytems were NOT educated about human sexuality?--- It's because of CONDITIONING and the FEAR that religion has instilled in their minds ~~~ most of us were conditioned to be afraid to question religious FAITH ---The Church has made people believe in primitive concepts of sin, salvation and eternal suffering in hell... and so many people have been lured. After all, who wouldn't want to be saved? But very, very few noticed how irrational and unfair many religious tenets really are, some of which do not even make logical sense.

Would you even be surprised to know how wealthy religious institutions are? You do know that religious masses and most religious celebrations such as baptisms and church weddings oblige participants to give money to the church and the Church's motto has always been 'the more generous you give to the Church, the more generous God will be to you.'

If you research about the history of religion (choose OBJECTIVE, scientific sources and not biased religious ones) and the Church, you'll find out so many more surprising and shocking stuff about this super powerful and rich social institution including the its very dark past (e.g. Inquisition era)

Of course, religion has a very good humanitarian side. But wouldn't it be more rational to hypothesize that if God(s) really do(es) exist, S/he/They would want everyone to focus on humanity such as doing humanitarian deeds and also 'other-living-things-and-nature-friendly' acts rather than dwelling on unresolvable metaphysical stuff such as worshipping God, etc. Do you really think (a) Divine, Supreme being(s) would require worshipping, praise, donations for attending masses, getting married/baptized et al. or is it really the man-made institution, which is THE CHURCH, that wants a part of your income, i.e. TITHE ?

Wouldn't it be better if all these religious institutions spent MORE (what they usually spend on air-conditioned buildings, vehicles, so-called sacred ornaments such as costly chandeliers, statues, etc.) on the less fortunate and on funding charitable institutions?

Excuse my digression. Just wanted to share my well-thought-of POVs. Comments will be very much appreciated.