Thanks be to Nena!Just realized that I had forgotten to post this until now... hehe...

Hey everyone! This is the Twilight Mafia. *sweeps arm to show off our most awesome and totally wicked house*These are the members:

Da Bosses:dandyvampgirl_13: Lidia Tagliano, The Boss..., also the definition of awesome and RL owner of the Grammar Stick of Doom.Edward's_Stalker: Nina Giamatti, the Co-Boss. Is around as much as she can be, which isn't a lot.

And if you'd like to join...First, get your name- Name Generator for de NOOBISH: Mafia Name GeneratorThen fill out this form-Name:Job: Assassin, Stalker, Spy, Person (there are special jobs available, if you can think of them!)Pet: (please restrict it to 3, and no picking on other people's pets, or I'll feed you to my llama)Car: (Yes, thanks Captain Obvious, most of us know what cars are.)Weapons: (should be obvious, if you have a particular weapon you like. Though vampires don't really need any.)Room: There are 13 floors, but (officially) the first is taken up by the kitchen and game room, where we all congregate, the 12th is the libraries and sound rooms, and the 13th are mine and Nina's rooms. Mostly every other floor has plenty of space available (peoples rooms do NOT need to take up an entire freaking floor!)Then PM the above form to myself (dandyvampgirl_13) so I can add you to the list, and Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) so she can add you to the website.

Whack List:Hannah MontanaMiley Cyrus (I’m aware that this is the same person as above but now we have an excuse to whack her twice)THE JOBROS! (Haha, just kidding Rita.)Michael Crapon Vanessa Hudgens Zac Effron and his Romeo cloneThe Hacker *taken care of*The Leaker *taken care of*Stupid people who reported Sabina's awesome Frankie and Spencer shirts (We need a Chase one!)*if anyone has someone to add to the Whack List, PM me and I’ll put them up*

New Addition! Le Rulez! 3 of them!1. 4 line minimum! Must be relevant, no txt/un needed caps, edited to reflect others posts, non -redundant! It saves space, so we don't blow through the thread so fast. I happen to like not being killed by the Mods.2. No fighting among the familia. People who do fight will be sentenced to stick their noses in the corner until I see fit. More fighting means tushie kicking.3. When we start a new thread, DO NOT POST UNTIL MYSELF OR NINA POSTS THIS POST!4. Thou art not allowed to pursue, have an affair with, or otherwise destroy a Cullen's already existing relationship. WE STICK TO CANON! Disobeyment of any rule will result in being whacked most severely with the Doomstick, wielded by Sabina or myself.

And if ya'll are confuzed upon seeing our complete weirdness, I suggest to you this brilliant site, made by our very own Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) who has taken it upon herself to summarize what happens each day in the lives of the familia. Life With Da Familia Blog. Believe me, its very helpful. Now you don't have to read the 20 new pages that occur every time you leave the computer.

Also, we now have a Mafia retreat! At the end of the 7th thread, we decided to invade Canada. After the 10th thread, we invaded Florida. Now we have laid claim to Ireland, or The Shire, and we are hosted there by very genourous friend's of Queenie's. Course, the retreat is for emergencies only (being confined to the corner, waiting for a new thread, ect...), and we leave it alone for the Hobbits whilst we have our own thread. But, enjoy!

MESSAGE TO ANYONE READING THIS! : feel free to join.

Last edited by dandyvampgirl_13 on Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:31 pm, edited 11 times in total.

(Dart, we're all in Florida. I think we're gunna stay there for another day or so. I'm too lazy to move.And post the rest of the first post.So, go back to Florida and hang there, mkay? We'll probably be there for the rest of Wednesday, maybe Thursday if we're lucky)

*resists urge to step in Gio-Cosimo argument, and hodls down giggles*(VERY WET sand, Cosimo. Did I mention it was filled with seaweed too?)

As Sit- The Boss... I declared you and Jamie to be back in Florida. Using my magical Bossy powers.And you just got creamed by sand again, by the way.Maybe we should learn how to spell again... too bad I left the GSR somewhere in the house. Guess I'll have to stick with sand.