But the reason I'm posting this bonus viewer-submitted Spam Report (thank you Claire B.) today is because I grew up a fan of the Mission Impossible series. Yes, before there was Tom Cruise and the big-budget spectacular films, there was Peter Graves and some really old tape recorders that would "self destruct in five seconds" after he had received his "mission should (he) agree to undertake it."

You know, he always did agree to undertake it because there wouldn't have been a program if he hadn't, but I digress.

Anyhow, Claire said she's received the email below a few times before forwarding it to me on Tuesday. It tells her her email address is locked up and she needs to click on a link in order to re-activate it. Claire didn't click on the link and thought it was suspicious, in part because of the poor grammar, so she sent it my way.

I've waited before showing this to you all because there's a line in the body of the email that says the aforementioned link would "self destruct in 10 minutes after mail has been read." Well, here we are two days later, and it has not self-destructed sadly. I was actually curious to see how that might happen.