This has been on my mind every now and then and I wanted peoples thoughts and ideas on this topic. We all know what a GOOD Mass Effect movie would look like, but what would the elements of a BAD Mass Effect movie be like. And I'm not just talking "meh" bad, I'm talking "The Last Airbender" bad. An adaptation so horrible, it insults the original material.Give me your ideas of what a bad Mass Effect movie would be like. Weather it be poor casting, wrong director, Mass Effect Deception quality script writing, anything!Two things that immediately come to mind would be M. Night Suckadick as the director, and not having Seth Green play as Joker.

_________________We will walk through the meadows and laugh at baby deer because we shot them.Then we will massage ham and play slide whistles to our hearts content.We will accuse jelly beans of being racist and then sing to the actor who plays Ronald McDonald while he's asleep.Or we can get coffee, its whatever.I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

I dare not contemplate the multiple ways they could fuck up Indoctrination.

Like playing it off as simple mind control...Neglecting the subtle element to it... Try and use some weird effect to show it...Thinking indoctrination is what "gives" Saren his implants...or worse yet that it creates the Husks...Or that they simply forget all about Indoctrination.

Uwe Boll as director, Paragon Shepard that it starts to hurt, zero dimensional characters, a simplified plot that ignores all the nuances of the ME story (social and political commentary etc.) and all in all being a huge cliche fest.

There's actually so much that they could fuck up that it seems improbable they won't.

_________________"A good leader is someone who values the life of his men over the success of the mission, but understands that sometimes the cost of failing a mission is higher than the cost of losing those men." - Anderson

Use the same script writers that crapped out that lousy Paragon Lost anime. Further to that, hire Michael Bay in any capacity whatsoever. Even if his job was just to make the tea, his mere presence on set would ensure unprecedented levels of suckage. Finally, cast Shia LeBouf as Shepard... (shudder.)

Raistlin Majere wrote:"Wrex survives Virmire" - are you saying Wrex should not survive Virmire in a Mass Effect movie?

Yiiis, coz he's annoyin and I very much don't like him...Besides, he betrayed me right there so I fed him with Shotgun shells to the face...Three times...Hell, Grunt is much faster, stronger and better than that ol' fossil! Plus he's loyal and Immah his Battlemaster! ;>No regrets...

_________________"And in the end, as the darkness takes me, I am nothing. Now I know how you felt, my friend."

Raistlin Majere wrote:"Wrex survives Virmire" - are you saying Wrex should not survive Virmire in a Mass Effect movie?

Yiiis, coz he's annoyin and I very much don't like him...Besides, he betrayed me right there so I fed him with Shotgun shells to the face...Three times...Hell, Grunt is much faster, stronger and better than that ol' fossil! Plus he's loyal and Immah his Battlemaster! ;>No regrets...