The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Of All Time (NSFW PHOTOS)

Finding the perfect Halloween costume is no easy task. Should you go store-bought or homemade? Scary or sexy? Topical or classic? There are so many options that it can be overwhelming.

For the past three years now, we've helped you narrow it down by showing you exactly what NOT to consider when dressing up for Halloween. We added to our slideshow from last year of the most inappropriate Halloween costumes of all time, and each year it just gets better and better.

From costumes that have no business being sexy to children's costumes that could land them in foster care, there are over 60 completely inappropriate costumes below of which you should definitely steer clear. Unless, you know, you're into that sort of thing.

Vote for the most inappropriate and send us pictures if you see any we should add to the slideshow!

Close



The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Of All Time (CLONED)

of





As long as there's no copay.
(via Asshole Verdict)

If you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.

We had no idea that eating disorders were sexy AND hilarious.

One for the pun lovers.
(via Buy Costumes)

If this guy's looking for a costume that also doubles as an icebreaker, he might want to just stick with "What's your major"
(via Funny Junk)

If you wear this costume you MUST go around all night doing the shocker with both hands just to get the point across that you're a complete douche.

While the other children in this slideshow are paid models for costume sites, this one is not, so we decided to block his face. Suffice to say, he had a creepy look of unadulterated joy on his face leading us to believe his parents are the worst people ever.

Side note: Those shots he's carrying are totally roofied.

Dressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier?
(via Regretsy)

When you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints. (Via Yandy.com)

Is it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet, white T-shirt and risk getting on Girls Gone Wild?

When I think Halloween, my mind always goes straight to "Prison Rape"

I'm not sure what social commentary this is trying to say, if any, but somehow it's more offensive because of the little dog.

Eminem? Run DMC? L.L. Cool J? No, it's billy from down the street looking like a jackass. Sweet tats, though!

I don't get it. What's his superpower? The ability to impregnate women or carry STDs? He didn't need a costume to do that.

EEEEWWWWWW.

We've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (Via Daily Hitler)

Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your dick.
(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)

The world's biggest fan of the band Aqua.
(via Reddit)

Of all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening. (Via Halloween 31)

Who's worse: The inventors of this costume, or the parents of the girl modeling it?
(via Ms. Magazine)

For those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long.
(via Reddit)

I think even the baby understands how offensive this is.
(via CostumeCraze.com)

Just in case you want to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween.
(via Unionversity.com)

Come on, tell us what you really think about the Catholic church scandals.
(via Reddit)

The subtext is that this is actually a statement against sexist and racist Halloween costumes.
(via Buy.com)

When it comes to desensitizing your children to the plight of the poor, you can never start too early.
(via Reddit)

Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow.
(via Reddit)

People heavily offended by dead-baby humor might as well stay home on Halloween, because there's certainly a lot more where this came from.
(via WTFCostumes)

At least they're spending quality time together.
(via Reddit)

Dressing like shi*t has never looked so adorable.
(via Etsy)

Now your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long.
(via Multiply)

Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever.
(via eBaum's World)

These guys must really, really love each other to agree to this getup.
(via Virgin Media)

He looks absolutely thrilled.
(via Buy Costumes)

In case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year.
(via The Colonial Footsoldier)

Just when we thought nothing could be more inappropriate than "Harem Girl," the Halloween supply world gives us this.
(via Make Believe Costume)

Bringing a hackneyed sports expression to life has never been more fun!
(via Spirit Halloween)

This is pretty bad, but we have to admit, it looks like a teddy bear costume compared to what "Toddlers and Tiaras" has girls wearing these days.
(via flickr)

Halloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume.
(via Fazy Luckers)

WHY? (Thanks Samantha! Via)

Word to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk.
(via Regretsy)

Just like the bestiality guy before, this costume relies on the belief that having sex with a sheep is hilarious. And again - the commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (Via Halloween 31)

I wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.

That's right moms, teach her early on what non-specific "Divas" dress like.

This description speaks for itself (full of typos):
"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."
(Thanks, Belinda!)

This is just wrong. (thanks Jane!)

Even though it was revealed that the real "Balloon Boy" wasn't actually in the balloon, this costume still recalls horrible fears of a tragedy that almost was.
(via Reddit)

There are some things that just should never be made into a "sexy" Halloween costume. Cookie Monster is definitely one of them. (Via Best Week Ever)

People always say that Halloween is an excuse for women to dress like sluts, but from everything we've seen this holiday is an equal opportunity catastrophe. How would explain this costume to your mother, daughter, sister, friends, uncles, bus driver, or mailman?
(Thanks for the tip, Jay!)