LONG BLOG

Suppers brahs and brahettes. Been awhile since I ran a contest time and I'll be damned if this game didn't inspire me to run another. I'm of course talking about Broforce. This game has been giving more fun than a lot of purchases I've made the past year. I realize though that the $15 price tag turns some away as does the Early Access, but let me assure you, this is one of the best Early Access games I've ever played (I'm an indie whore, so I play a lot of them too, also wink wink at Door Kickers. Check it out as well).

Just fucking look at that carnage. It's beautiful.

Look at those characters..... my white sausage is all a tingle just staring at 'em.

Oh Lordy, I'm at full mast now. Alright, before I make myself cum, I realize some of you may have questions such as "Phil, what is Broforce?" To those people I say shut the fuck up idiots. How do you not know? Occasionally I may also wish their mothers had aborted them, but I digress. Check out this trailer before I tell you how to win, just so we are all clear on what this awesome pile of game is.

Hold on, let me wipe the keyboard off.....

Alright, now how do you win this amazing masterpiece? Well maggots, I am giving away 3 copies of this beauty to those of you that impress me with either a picture of you dressed up as your favorite 80s/90s action icon along with a quote from said movie in caption form/A drawing of said icon (must be able to prove it's yours and also give it a quote caption) or the final option: A 1000 word essay on the your favorite movie from said eras that includes a list of your favorite 5 quotes from said film. Sound too hard? Well kiss my ass. I'm dropping $45 on you butts and for a single dad, that shit ain't nothing to scoff at.

Now, you have until 4/22/14 to make this happen and post it here. If you are going to write the essay, pm me for my email and send it to me that way.

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About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 34 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days He is a filthy game slut. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes mostly. The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Now he's a qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need.