Summary

Kyle Broflovski is a man, well boy, of logic. Meaning, everything can be explained through logic and science. Even though he has seen aliens (Just some assholes pranking some kids for laughs), a land filled with imaginable characters (he somehow ended up at Disneyland), and nearly dying several times (South Park has the best medical capabilities). Yet, he had gained a powerful gift. An ability like no other. He was now a psychic.

Not like the fake psychics that pretend for money. No. He was the real deal. He had the ability to lift things with his mind. And it was all Eric Fucking Cartman’s fault.

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His Tardis would take his where he was needed, where he would be accepted. Everything was prepared, there was no need to panic.“It's Just another adventure,” he raised his both hands like a conductor, grabbed the crimson levers and paused to take a deep breath. "For forever.”And the time vortex devoured the tiny ship like a black hole.

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This was IT. Kyle couldn’t take any more. He’d put up with this fat ass giving him shit for years. He’d moved past it when Cartman called his mom a big fat bitch countless times, including once in song form in front of the entire school.

Speaking of public humiliation, what about the time Cartman embarrassed Kyle in front of the whole world because Kyle was trying to keep peace in the middle east only for things to go to hell anyway? Or, worse, when Cartman spread a rumor that he was dating Kyle back in fourth grade that had somehow stuck all these years? Hell, Kyle had even continued to hang out with Cartman after he tried to start a second fucking holocaust.

Well, this time, Kyle was really done.

Now the stupid fat piece of shit had really gone too far. Was copying a test necessarily worse than trying to have all gingers exterminated, or convincing people that a Jewpacabra was going to kill everyone on Easter? Okay, maybe not, but it was the final straw on a very tired camel’s back.

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"Don't be afraid child, our savior won't hurt you." The voice promised as cloaked figures turn the corners of each end of the hallways; with every flicker of the lights, they floated closer in their ghastly advance. "He's here to save you."

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One member of a groupchat found something in his parents paperwork. A payment from the government as thanks for letting them experiment on their son.Kyle was shocked.Connecting that to all the weird things happening to him and the others in the groupchat, a country wide journey begins to meet up with everyone else in the groupchat, and find the others that had been experimented on. Together, they aim to go to the top, and get answers as to what happened to them.(I can't write summaries or titles)

Summary

Kyle would gladly go on with his life ignoring the fact that he is unconditionally in love with Stan Marsh. However, when Butters's parents put Butters and Kenny's relationship to the test, Kyle and Stan's friendship is also tested.