The Sunday Star have moved away from spouting nonsense transfer garbage this weekend to cook up a nonsense war of words between Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho and Liverpool’s Luis Suarez.

The backpage of the tabloid shouts “LU-SERS! – Mour: It’s wrong that Suarez is Footballer of the Year”.

Harry Fryatt supplements the headline with the following ramble:

Jose Mourinho last night put the boot into Liverpool’s double Player of the Year Luis Surez, blasting:”He wouldn’t get my vote!”

The Special One said the award should instead go to a champion like Anfield skipper Steven Gerrard or Edin Dzeko, saying of the Man City hitman, who has 16 goals this term: “He is fair. He doesn’t dive or try to get opponents sent to the stands.”

Pointing out the obvious, the inference is the Jose Mourinho is calling Luis Suarez a cheat.