This is an all-too-real parody using humour and impropriety to report upon the real-life actions of the PedoFiles in Canada. The Pedophilia Exposure News Intelligences Service is protected by Charter Section 2, and ALL sorts of Fair Dealing /Usage exceptions to the Copyright Act. Shall we play a game? I dare you to try, because I doubt you can SLAPP this, and we'll likely have to go Counter Suit on you and your shifty brethren. Be civil.

Most (if not all) content copyrighted works are used by virtue of the Fair Dealings and Usage provisions of the Canada Copyright Modernization Act (2012) and subsequent amendments. As such, if you've got concerns and wish to prevent us from educating the public about the rampant Predators in Canada, you are welcome to contact us or serve us a really poorly constructed Notice of Action. After this, we will destroy your arguments, or lack thereof. Capiche? You're welcome to try, even as our expression protected by Section 2; but if you do, please remember that the door you just opened to countersuit remains unlocked. Tread very carefully, and make sure you're stocked up on vaseline.

If you have further inquiries, please send an email to warden@pedofiles.ca and we'll try to set you on the right path.