My friend is heading off to England and asked me what I wanted her to bring me. When my first request was denied ("tickets for me to go too"), I said, "I'd like some candy."

"Cadbury Turkish Delights?" she asked.

"No," I said. "I can get that here in the states. I'd like some candy only found in Great Britain. Another friend of mine always gives the winglets candy from South Africa and Brazil (she has *her* friends bring them when they come to visit her) and I would like to repay her. I mean, I'm going to get some Canadian candy for her this weekend, but I would also like to give her some British Candy."

My travelling friend looked confused. I decided then and there to ask the brilliant UK 'festers what their favorite candies are. She doesn't leave until the 28th and will be bringing some of *my* candies ("Roxelana's HipDrops: something to suck so your dancing doesn't") to give to her friends over there.

So.

Dear Sinfesters in the UK, what are your favourite sweets that you would recommend?

(oh, and my neighbours to the north, what would you recommend I get during my weekend in your fair country?)

Get them some maple syrup, honestly. Our cookie culture is pretty americanized. Maple Syrup kicks all kinds of ass._________________bi-chromaticism is the extraordinary belief that there exists only two options
each polar opposite to each other
where one is completely superior to the other.

My exiled Canadian brethren south of the border are always asking me to bring them Smarties (much superior to the American tar of the same name)_________________--------------------------------------------------
"Well, if you're gonna have delusions, you may as well go for the really satisfying ones."

I refuse to submit to the Smarties SS, eat the red ones first and be a rebel. Still Smaries > M&M's._________________bi-chromaticism is the extraordinary belief that there exists only two options
each polar opposite to each other
where one is completely superior to the other.