Mathman?

We asked a mathematician if the Sony 3-in-1 was mathematically possible. The results may shock you! (or at least bore you!)

The problem with this scenario is that 1 cannot contain more than 1, yet Sony claims to cram not just 2 but 3 in 1. Clearly, there's an overconfidence issue going on. Someone wants to put 300 pounds into a 100 pound sack and that someone is in for a rude awakening when he or she runs out of sack. Then he or she will get another 100 pound sack and stillnot be able to finish the job. You need 3 sacks, my friend. 3 (three).

I mean, if I have a skateboard and I try to put 3 people on that skateboard, things would get pretty wacky. And then the other 2 who fell off would sue me. And then we would go to court and I would say to the judge, "I'm guilty, your honor. I'm guilty of crimes against mathmanity." Or humathity, that's a better joke. Wait, no my lawyer would have to say that. I would just sit there. OK, hang on...

MATH COURT (I imagine this in Mos Eisley font)

The judge enters, we all rise, judge sits, we all sit. The bailiff calls for the case of "3 skateboarders versus the math impaired" to be in session. The judge -- we'll call her the Honorable Judge Harriet Strawberry -- asks my lawyer how the defense pleads, and my lawyer says, "We plead guilty but only because we were trying to demonstrate how ridiculous 3-in-1 is as a concept. For a walkman." And the judge would be all, "Oh yeah, that's freaking dumb. You're free to go, case dismissed." And then the party starts. I imagine a DJ in a storm trooper outfit and about 20 solid gold beach balls.

Features

Evolve your listening

Headphones, speakers, and an MP3 player all in one
Precise, crystal clear sound is only the beginning. The NWZ-WH303 headphones work harder than most: not only are they wireless, they're also a personal surround sound speaker system, and an MP3 player. Get flexible with your music listening.

The 3-in-1 music maker

These do more than most headphones. With an MP3 player built in, wires won’t be necessary. You can also play music through exterior speakers or connect a cable to listen to other devices.
3-in-1 dynamic headphones

Traditional headphones
Get powerful dynamics from any audio with closed-design cups.

Surround-sound speakers
Listen to music outside with friends using the built-in speakers.

Built-in MP3 player
With built-in storage, you won't need to carry another player.

Stores a thousand of your favorite songs
With 4GB storage capacity, you'll be able to store up to a thousand tracks.

Enhance your music

Hear bass, mids, and highs in sharp detail
The NWZ-WH303 makes no compromise on sound quality. A large 30mm neodymium driver powers deep, rich bass while a frequency range of 30–20,000Hz lets you hear lows and highs in detail. Like your club beats? Just press the sound enhancement button to turn up the bass, or press it twice for tight bass and clear mid-highs.

Play it out loud

Using VPT Air and xLOUD™ technologies from Sony
Listen with friends, or simply keep your ears open to traffic on the street. At a single touch you can play music in surround sound from the outward facing speakers.

Looks as good as it feels
When you're serious about music, it shows. The NWZ-WH303 are powerful, yet discreet in design, with ear-cups that swivel.

Transfer from Mac OS or Windows
Whether you use a Mac or PC, transferring music content is easy.

Listen all day long
Get up to 20 hours of battery life on a single charge.

Quick charge
Get 60 minutes of listening time with just 3 minutes of charging.

Easy access

Intuitive controls and track browsing
All of the controls are located in one place and when you want to quickly search for a song, the ZAPPIN™ mode allows you to quickly jump to a track's chorus section.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available

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