Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”

Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.

He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”