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Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

Crunchy treat? I have not heard of this foodstuff. What is it? Some sort of ...loud...snack?

I personally was talking about the instrument. I was reminded of these wonderful objects because I found one under my bed today. It was given to me wrapped in the Bombay Times (or something similar) by a friend of the family from Bombay. It tastes of dusty valve oul though.

Trumpets are best. I play one (badly) although I've pretty much lost my embouchure after getting a stick through my upper lip a year or so ago. Boo.

Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

Saxophones, especially those of the 'tenor' variant, are considered by the intelligent population to be, as they say, sexy. Furthermore, those who are proficient in the use of saxophones, again, especially the tenor variant, are therefore generally considered 'sexy'.

Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

Originally Posted by randman22222

Saxophones, especially those of the 'tenor' variant, are considered by the intelligent population to be, as they say, sexy. Furthermore, those who are proficient in the use of saxophones, again, especially the tenor variant, are therefore generally considered 'sexy'.

Mm...no...There's sexier instruments.

Flutes playing low notes are extremely awesome. And smexy sounding. Hate flute high notes though. And the flute has to be played by the right sort of person...

Hmm. Maybe it's the person I find attractive rather than the instrument. =P Don't find instruments or those who play said instruments sexy, to be honest.

@^ That's Filk, isn't it? The parodies and the sci-fi songs?

When you land on Bailey 7
You may not like what you see
There are monsters there behind each rock
And under every tree
There are demon flies up in the skies
And manticores beneath
And there's...Little, Fuzzy, Animals.
With Big Sharp Teeth!

Last edited by Castaras; 2008-08-20 at 10:30 AM.

"I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
~ Timberwolf

Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

Metallica is one of the few Heavy bands that I genuinely enjoy. I am very much eclectic in my musical taste but my favorite three artists (my holy musical trinity, as I refer to it) are Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, and Billy Joel. Can't get enough of those guys...

Re: Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

Who says we Brits haven't been planning our inevitable and beneficent domination of the pretendy shadowdevil abroad lands ahead.

That will is brilliant and I need to be a part of it.

It's not that we think the worse of you for being American Happyturtle. We just feel a little bit sorry for anyone who isn't lucky enough to be British. What you feel is our barely contained smugness at our own ineffable superiority.

Barely contained? I'd say it was never contained at all.

Heck, there are reports of English people patronising the ambassador of France back in the 16th century, simply because he had the misfortune to be French.

"The French are miserable because they live in France. France is miserable because it's full of French." Mark Twain.

Nothing but a Nobody

Originally Posted by Cogwheel

Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?