Ancient Norse for Goddess of Fertility and Mayhem. Very rare and beautiful with auburn hair and gray eyes. Known to run naked under the full moon. Has a weakness for brainy men and champagne; will follow you anywhere if you entice her with either/or.

"Here Kryssa, Kryssa, Kryssa...I've gotJon Stewart and a bottle of Veuve Clicquot in my trowsers. Don't you want to see?"