I have no explanation for this. It simply exists. You’re either going to love it, or you’re going to think it’s cheesy and make fun of me. I don’t care. I just thought you ought to know about it.

Based on Jean-Claude Van Damme’s “epic splits” Volvo ad, there comes this, a completely CGI version starring Chuck Norris, 11 skydivers, and two jumbo jets. Also starring are a slightly out-of-place accent narrating the video (is it meant to be like a Hungarian Chuck Norris?), a reading from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, and some kind of Christmas message.

The only thing I want to know is why they just didn’t get Chuck Norris to do this himself. That’s funny, right? The Internet still likes hyperbolic Chuck Norris stuff, right?

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Author: Dusten Carlson

Dusten has written for web and print and currently spends his time working on his upcoming graphic novel. He is also almost 30 and still has all of his hair.