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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed "something by Anthrax", then........................O NOOOO!!!You got one incorrect!!!Go break something and then attempt to dispose of the evidence by vacuuming.

Led Zeppelin "In Through the Out Door".

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed "something by Anthrax", then...

OOOO NOOOOOOOOO!!!You got yet another one incorrect!!!Go break something, stomp on the pieces until they're really small (you'll see why momentarily), and then attempt to dispose of the evidence in the garbage disposal.

Autograph "Sign in Please".If I've said this once, I've said it 31,054,500 times:I'm a metalhead *MOST* of the time, but not *ALL* of the time.

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed The Cars "Panorama", then go purchase an inexpensive panoramic camera, gently place it on the floor, use you foot to push it to the top of the basement stairs, and kick it down those stairs so that the hungry, hungry piss ants think it's something yummy for their insect tummies, find it unpalatable, and drag it to the queen - who just sniffs at it, pees on it, and instructs the worker ants to do the same.

Exciter "Violence & Force".

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed Anthrax "We've Come for You All", then put a powerful stereo in your Cadillac, crank it up really loud, roll up all of the windows (don't forget to close those "wing windows" too!), put foam "shooter's" earplugs in, crank it up even more (to 11 if possible), and watch all of the windows blow out of your Cadillac Rock Box.

Red Rider "As Far as Siam" and Night Ranger "Dawn Patrol".

At 11:00am PDT, I plan on watching Viva Piņata. The episodes "Motivational Beak" and "Bringing Up Cluckle" are scheduled to be on.

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed Night Ranger "Dawn Patrol", then go outside in the predawn hours with some Whistling Petes with their centers tightly crimped with hose clamps, light them, and toss them into Por-To-Liets.

Aldo Nova "Aldo Nova".

I wanted to listen to the song "Fantasy" even though I do not use coke or other inhalant drugs.

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed Aldo Nova "Aldo Nova", then go get some coke, snort it, and sing "Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?!?" as loudly as you can - outside the cozy confines of your bathtub or shower.

Green Jell˙ "Cereal Killer".

I wanted to listen to the song "Three Little Pigs".

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed Anthrax "Volume 8 - The Threat is Real", then drink in strength for comic relief, ask somebody if they can deliver, like a monster crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING!!!

Anthrax "Volume 8 - The Threat is Real".

Later, I may also listen to music from Sega coin-op arcade video games from the late-1980s: Afterburner Deluxe, Outrun, Enduro Racer, and Space Harrier.

A bit earlier this morning, I "heard" the song "Loop de Loop", from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Your Shoe's Untied".

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed Anthrax "I'm the Man", then go to a live concert and start saying toliet words into the singer's mic even if the venue the band is playing at forbids cuss words.

Music from Sega coin-op arcade video games from the late-1980s: Afterburner Deluxe, Outrun, Enduro Racer, and Space Harrier.

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed music from Sega coin-op video games, then take all of the rolls of quarters that you were going to spend at the arcade and toss them over the side of a bridge - the Golden Gate bridge or the Tacoma Narrows bridge will do quite nicely; the Juneau-Douglas bridge will even do in a pinch here.

This is the Juneau-Douglas bridge.

Anthrax "Volume 8 - The Threat is Real".

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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?If you guessed Anthrax "Volume 8 - The Threat is Real", then drink in strength for comic relief, ask somebody if they can deliver, like a monster crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING!!!

Cheap Trick "Heaven Tonight".

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