I haven’t written about Heidi Montag in a while, for good reason. One, who cares? Two, many media outlets stopped reporting on Heidi and Spencer, so there wasn’t that much “news” about them. Three, Heidi actually seemed to take her famewhoring down a notch. These are the first new photos we’ve had of her in a while (months). Heidi was photographed in Las Vegas, celebrating her 25th birthday at a club called Vanity. Yes, this is the face of a 25-year-old. Can you believe it? Heidi looks like hell. If you told me she was seriously sick, I would believe you.

Heidi is still with Spencer, by the way. He was helping her celebrate her birthday, and you can see photos of him at the Mail – he’s looking pretty rough too. My guess, for him, is drugs. Something really hard too, like meth. As for Heidi… I think it’s a combination of things. One, she’s gained some weight, which isn’t a big deal or anything, but the weight gain with all of the plastic surgery… it’s made her look stretched and puffy. Plus, she’s probably on drugs too. Her eyes look really glassy. The Mail says that she was drinking heavily too.

As for how Heidi and Spencer have been spending their time… last I heard, they were still “broke”. I think they’re still living in LA, somewhere, perhaps at the beach. Oh, and they were charging people $20 to $40 a ticket to party with Heidi for her birthday. Sad.

Since you can’t say it without getting beaten up I will- She looks FAT. Those tits are deformed. What a mess. Ironic that there are 50 year olds in Hollywood that look better than Heidi. Hell, I’d even say there are a few 60 year olds that kick her ass in the “youthful and fresh” department.

The fast life, botox, and surgery will cause one to lose that youthful appearance that made her attractive to degenerate at an accelerated rate. She and her dork have been hanging on far too long. Time to find a life out of the lights.

I believe that it’s mostly brcause of the mess she takes for back pain and other things. You just cannot expect having all these surgeries done in one day and think your body will handle it without a hitch. She might be hooked on painkillers ..

ugh … just consider how toxic the hollywood environment must be that these young women all slice and dice themselves and all end up with a variation of the bleached out, bad-boob-job, duck lips girl. they’re all indistinguishable, and therefore interchangeable, and therefore expendable. that they don’t understand they have a shelf life of 15 minutes if they’re lucky is sad and should hold on to every dollar earned.

what’s this girl going to do? she’s dumb as a brick; i’m sure has no marketable skills. it’s almost like professional sports and hollywood should have basic finance classes for the newbies who’ve just signed contracts. they all think they’re going to be earning those paychecks forever when it’s highly unlikely they will.

Truly a cautionary tale! For me, plastic surgery and all those little injections should be about maintenance, not a complete overhaul!!! She didn’t even do a few enhancements. She wanted a completely new look and she got it. Too bad, she used to stand out against all the cookie-cutter HW girls, but not any more.

I also agree about the over bleached hair everyone’s sporting lately. Not a good look.

‘One morning somebody was crying, but mornings were often noisy: fights about getting up on time and complaints about nightmares. Polly was so quiet, so unobtrusive a presence, that we didn’t notice she wasn’t at breakfast. After breakfast, we could still hear crying.

“Who’s crying?”

Nobody knew.

And at lunch, there was still crying.

“It’s Polly,” said Lisa, who knew everything.

“Why?”

But even Lisa didn’t know why.

At dusk the crying changed to screaming. Dusk is a dangerous time. At first she screamed, “Aaaaaah!” and “Eeeeeh!” Then she started to scream words.

“My face! My face! My face!”

We could hear other voices shushing her, murmuring comfort, but she continued to scream her two words long into the night.

Lisa said, “Well, I’ve been expecting this for a while.”

And then I think we all realized what fools we’d been.

We might get out sometime, but she was locked up forever in that body.’

For those unfamiliar with the book (and movie!), it is a memoir about the author’s time in a mental institution. Polly was a patient who had attempted suicide by setting herself on fire, becoming disfigured as a result. She was described as very calm, happy and content in the hospital.

Until she stopped being in denial about how she looked.

I kind of feel like Heidi will go through this at some point. Someday she will get some therapy. Someday the curtain of her body dysmorphia will be pulled aside and she will see herself as she’s really become.

She’ll realize that there will be no escape from the mentally ill choices she made in her youth. I feel very badly about what she’s done to herself.

Well, believe me, I hate to say it, but most men would still say she was very attractive. The blond hair and big boob thing, I guess. Gets ‘em every time. Women have a more discriminating eye, and we see how jacked she looks.

Wow – she looks awful! Those gigantic fake boobies make her look fatter than she probably is. Why does a 20 something think giant stripper boobs are a good thing?!
She will carry a very heavy burden of regret one day soon. It’s sad.

Agree – she is Blohan-esque in the face. Without the visibly collapsing nose. She definitely looks like she’s on a few somethings. And that hair makes me grateful I embraced my natural brunette as a teenager.

She’s horribly insecure. She had it all, a great fledgling career (which she let her partner ruin) and a part in a tv show following her career & she destroyed it all by going backwards, not forwards. She’s been going backwards ever since. It’s easy to blame the man, but she’s so insecure that if it hadn’t been him, she’d have let some other twerp lead her. She’s so unhappy but she’s blaming everyone except her own inability to stand on her own two feet and make the right decisions! Sure it might’ve been painful to put her work first and ditch the idiot, but not nearly as painful as her life now.

The plastic surgery makes her look older in the face. And her boobs are too big for her petite figure. She was so pretty before. What is wrong with these young girls? Be happy with what you got from Mother Nature and make the best out of it. Now she looks like a Pamela Lee lookalike and not like who she was supoosed to be.

Based on the interview I just read, Heidi sounds like she has come down to earth a bit admitting she made a mistake with the surgeries and claims that she now feels like an Edward Scissorhands. She and Spence look to have gained some weight which could mean they are off the drugs (due to lack of money?) they were on that got them into the mess they created. I’m sure the two of them had a scheme going, and believed they were ‘investing’ in their futures by puffing Heidi up like a Pamela Anderson blow-up doll, thinking they could become action characters for TV or film with their self-produced audition reels. Heidi’s attempt at becoming a singer/dancer was also another loss to the pocket book. Their book was stupid. They wanted too much too soon and will now have nothing. The murder-suicide is all that’s left of this train wreck.

Co-sign what #22 said. Tx CB for posting the link to the Mail article. She looks like most partyhard girls do at that age. The photo of her before her plastic surgery is heartbreaking -she was gorgeous waaay back then. Hooking up with Spencer was the biggest mistake of her life. Was she contractually obligated to have a relationship with him as part of The Hills or did she do this of her own accord? That relationship was toxic right from the start.

I feel bad for her now because now that the money is gone, so is the ego. She’s humble and realizes what a huge mistake she made. I read that she doesn’t even like to look at herself naked. That’s really depressing. If anything, I think she should make a career out of talking to people about the risks of plastic surgery, and become an advocate for better information on the reality of procedures. You know, something that actually helps people.

Excellent comments all; i agree lizzie and e.non; next time some hollywood type ponticates on politics, this sad girl can remind us of what hollyood’s essence really is – you’re nothing to lotusland if you can’t make a buck for someone – heidi is completely off the radar; she can’t sing, act, dance, play a musical instrument, her best bet would be to go back to school, get a degree, and forget hollyweird, but i don’t think she’s able to do that.

@Hautie, uhhhhh. Please don’t give her any ideas (celebrity rehab for plastic surgery addiction). No doubt she reads EVERYTHING written about her! If I see her on there next season I’ll know where she got the idea.

I actually have to agree with the idea she is on drugs. She looks really glassy eyed. But I think her face looks rougher because she no longer is getting any botox done but if she is a drug addict is it honestly surprising? With all of that plastic surgery she probably became addicted to pain killers. I hope she gets her life together WITHOUT the need to be on television.

I think she’s messed up from plastic surgery, but I don’t think that’s why she looks so awful. I mean, Megan Fox looks way more jacked than she does (in the face, at least). It’s more the terrible makeup (I’m guessing she applied it herself) and the dead look in her eyes.

This is so tragic — and yet so unremarkable. As I looked at the photos, I kept thinking about Monica Lewinsky and Dovima. Dovima was a supermodel back in the 1950s, and one of Richard Avedon’s favorite models. She made millions, and should have had a comfortable retirement, but pissed it all away on high living, bad marriages to abusive men, and lousy investments. She spent the last years of her life working as a restaurant hostess, and not in swank restaurants. And according to the Daily Mail (UK), Lewinsky is living a quiet life in obscurity, shuttling back and forth between houses owned by members of her family. Her handbag line was unsuccessful, her speaking engagements dried up, and despite earning a degree from the London School of Economics, she’s unemployable due to her notoriety.

I can’t help but think that a similar fate is what awaits Heidi: jobs as a hostess or waitress, and those difficult to come by because she’s too infamous to employ as an ordinary worker. I find it hard to believe she’d ditch Spencer (she seems to be codependent), and find it more likely that he’ll leave her once time, age and lack of interest strip her of any ability to make money in “entertainment.” Poor thing.

I thought she got her chin reduced? It looks like she made it bigger to me. She already had a prominant chin, but now it’s into Bruce/Rumer Willis territory. Seems very odd for a woman to request a lantern jaw. Her whole face looks very hard, smug and masculine now.

I don’t know if she really looks as bad as it appears. OK her nose job looks like hell (her nose looks glued on), but I think the rest could just be bad make-up.

If she got rid of that awful bronze-y/gold eye shadow and went with a more flattering colour in a matte finish she would probably look a lot fresher. A bit of finishing powder to get rid of the shine and she’d probably look OK.

OMG, the FACE! Mad props to Nina – Girl, Interrupted is one of my all-time favorite books, I reread it about every 6 months and recommend it to people all the time.

I think her body looks good; the added weight balances out that huge fake rack, which looked absurd and a little frightening on her skinny frame.

What in tarnation is going on with the bridge of her nose, though??? Someone please look at the pics and come up with some theories. It kind of looks like the skin is pulled too tight so it’s making a sort of bridge?? Also, it kind of looks like she can’t close her mouth anymore. Could this be a surgery side effect, or just Jessica Simpson syndrome?

Ok so she trashed her face. I think she could still find ways to look pretty and make something out of what she has now. First, take out the giaganto fake boobies and God-awful hair extensions. Next, find a hair style and color that suits her face and plays up the pretty aspects of what she has left. Her eyes are still pretty, if not vacant. I think there’s still a way for her to find a way to be happy with how she looks now, because there is no going back, so she might as well move forward.

I feel bad for her. That Daily Mail article is overly harsh, and totally incorrect. She did get a nose job, boob job and implants in 2007, but it wasn’t until late 2009 that she did the 10 surgeries in one day. The “after” photo they show in the article is from after the first batch, but before the 10 surgeries.

Her face (which is very oddly puffy) reminds me of the way a diabetic person’s face can swell. It just doesn’t look like the natural result of gaining weight.

Her body looks disproportionate (but not ‘fat’ as someone else said), & after repeatedly screwing around with the natural tissue in her breasts, I’m sure the implants are too heavy to support (thus making them lumpy & uneven).