Football: Arsenal FC (duh, b/c we all know Football everywhere outside the U.S. refers to Soccer), but I don't watch the NFL
Basketball: Also not much of an NBA fan. I just hate a few teams.
Baseball: GIIIIIAAAANTTTSSSSS!!!
Hockey: SHARKS!!!!!!!!!
"Soccer": EPL- AARRRRSENAL FC!; La Liga - FC Barcelona; National Team Soccer - USA #1 (France #2)