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GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba—Critics of President Barack Obama’s inaction on his long-promised plan to close the federal detention center here were overjoyed at the news last week that the prison, commonly […]

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Nearly a billion common houseflies buzzed the nation’s capital today to protest a bill that would require flies to show two forms of photo identification when purchasing fly-swatters. The […]

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The U.S. Senate narrowly passed a bill to change the pronunciation of the letter W. Traditionally pronounced ‘double-you’, the new pronunciation, should the president sign the bill into law, […]

WASHINGTON, D.C.–President Barack Obama drew laughter today when he became embarrassed after forgetting the exact number of successful drone strikes he’s ordered against American citizens. “Thirty-one? Wait, no, thirty-two, I […]

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The U.S. Senate narrowly passed a bill to change the pronunciation of the letter W. Traditionally pronounced ‘double-you’, the new pronunciation, should the president sign the bill into law, […]