Which Console Do You Like To Watch Porn On?

August 28, 2014

You randy devils.

PornHUB has released a load of graphs today revealing what consoles you all love to watch porn on.

The results are surprising. Not only because it’s pretty clear that plenty of people have abandoned the traditional private-PC browser method of diving into the depraved side of the tnternet, but because Nintendo consoles direct a fairly prominent amount of traffic PornHUB’s way… what would Princess Peach think?

“Millions of visitors come to Pornhub from their game consoles every month,” says the PornHUB statement.

“Playstation reigns champ with nearly 46% of Pornhub’s console traffic. Xbox comes a close second at 41% of gaming visitors. The Nintendo Wii is responsible for 6.4% of users going “Wiiiiii”, followed by handheld devices like the Playstation Vita (4.5%) and Nintendo 3DS (1.4%)”

It also looks like Microsoft fans might spend as much time gaming as they do drawing the curtains, with the figures revealing that Xbox One and 360 owners spending an average of 11 minutes on the site.

“Playstation may bring the most console users to Pornhub, but they sure don’t waste any time, managing to find the right video in only 6.71 pages,” continues PornHUB. “Xbox and Nintendo Wii are tied at nearly 8.5 pages, but Playstation Vita users find their way through nearly 10 pages.”

“When it comes to average time on site, Xbox users stick around the longest at 11 mins 34 sec. Nintendo Wii users take a full minute less, followed by Playstation. Trailing the list are Playstation Vita users who manage to get through their 10 pages in only 8 minutes.”

So it’s not looking so hot for PS Vita owners, not even managing to last eight minutes on the site. What can we say, other than we feel sorry for your potential partners…