I sent a confession and the priest replied “go on”, then I told him more and he said “go on, I’m almost there, just a little more then you can be forgiven.” I corrected the spelling though. His was terrible. Maybe his hands were busy. Cleaning the church or baking a cake maybe.

Child of the Lord

I sent a confession and the priest replied “go on”, then I told him more and he said “go on, I’m almost there, just a little more then you can be forgiven.” I corrected the spelling though. His was terrible. Maybe his hands were busy. Cleaning the church or baking a cake maybe.

Simiantongue

Not cake, they’re crackers. And they’re made of Soylent Green… I think. Or maybe I heard it was blood and flesh and what not. I get my fictions mixed up sometimes.

Anonymous

I confess, I don’t give a crap what the Catholic church approves of…..

GoodDoktorBad

I confess, I don’t give a crap what the Catholic church approves of…..

Simiantongue

Saw this coming actually. What would be really wild is a Spanish Inquisition app, I’d never expect that.

Simiantongue

Saw this coming actually. What would be really wild is a Spanish Inquisition app, I’d never expect that.

Simiantongue

Saw this coming actually. What would be really wild is a Spanish Inquisition app, I’d never expect that.

Simiantongue

Not cake, they’re crackers. And they’re made of Soylent Green… I think. Or maybe I heard it was blood and flesh and what not. I get my fictions mixed up sometimes.

Fitzhamilton

The app doesn’t replace anything. It’s just a tool for examining your conscience. The lede on the story is distortion, static, sensationalized. The only way you can ever confess sacramentally is now as it has ever been and will be until the end of time: like all the sacraments always physically, in and through the priesthood of Christ.

Be careful what you believe. Be careful what you wish for. You will get it.

Fitzhamilton

The app doesn’t replace anything. It’s just a tool for examining your conscience. The lede on the story is distortion, static, sensationalized. The only way you can ever confess sacramentally is now as it has ever been and will be until the end of time: like all the sacraments always physically, in and through the priesthood of Christ.

Be careful what you believe. Be careful what you wish for. You will get it.

Liam_McGonagle

Okay, show of hands here: How many people think this is really a ploy to get people to put incriminating information online and feed a Vatican-funded blackmail machine? After all, in recent years the hierarchy’s proven much more effective in handling scandals than building moral authority.

Okay, show of hands here: How many people think this is really a ploy to get people to put incriminating information online and feed a Vatican-funded blackmail machine? After all, in recent years the hierarchy’s proven much more effective in handling scandals than building moral authority.