BIO: Mike Andrelczyk lives with his wife in Strasburg, Pa. His book of 30 haiku “The Celesta Made of Water” can be found at bonesjournal.com. His work has appeared in “Fluland,” is/let,” “Occulum,” “The Inquisitive Eater,” “Modern Haiku” and elsewhere. His name appears on the title screen of “Major League 2.” Follow on Twitter at @MikeAndrelczyk and on Instagram at @Dickiethon.