An online novelty shop is selling this item because the misprint on the label says "tit" rather than "it", but I think the funnier part is the lame white guy on the cover. That dude could be my dentist. Man was he the wrong model for the job.

The cap is obviously not made out of down, so I can only assume they mean that you are "down" if you wear it. Right? I don't know. I think just asking that question means that I am definitely not "down".

I am so down with that du-rag I just spit my club soda all over my keyboard. Are you sure they didn't make two typos on the label? Isn't it "'do rag??"("met her on a Monday and her name was Jill, da du-rag rag rag da du rag rag")