✓I have more than just my ears pierced.(actually my ears have long since healed over)

× I walk barefoot wherever I can.

× I have jumped off a bridge.

× I love sea turtles.

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (yeah, sure, can you see me as a closet drag queen)

✓I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.(still just a plan, will see)

× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (nope, never got particularly good at any)

× I hate office jobs. (nothing wrong with 'em, sometimes)

✓I went to college out of state.(well out of the state I grew up yeah, but now they can't get rid of me here)

× I am adopted. (not a chance)

× I am a pyro.

× I have thrown up from crying too much. (uggh, no)

× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

× I fall for the worst people. (not so much)

× I adore bright colours.

× I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.

✓I can pick up things with my toes.(a bit, but Lisa's better at it)

× I can't whistle. (barely, but I couldn't for the longest time)

✓I have ridden/owned a horse.

× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I have lots of journals, but seldom write in 'em)

× I talk in my sleep. (nope, just snore I think)

× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.

× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

× I wear a toe ring.

× I have a tattoo. (not yet)

✓I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.

× I am a caffeine junkie.

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.

✓If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.(There was a time I would have, not likely now)

× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (certain things yeah, but not anything)

✓I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.

× I'm an artist.

× I am ambidextrous. (nope, righty for everything pretty much)

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.

✓If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.(actually I'd worry more about the sunburns)

✓I have terrible teeth.(yeah, probably should have had braces and who knows what else)

× I hate my toes. (Actually I like my toes, but I'm not so fond of my toenails)

✓I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.(we were supposed to tag?)

× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

✓I have lived in either three different states or countries.(3 states, that's pretty much it)

× I am extremely flexible.

× I love hugs more than kisses. (hugs are fun, but they're still foreplay for kisses really)

× I want to own my own business.

✓I smoke.(occasionally still, I should stop again, we'll see)

✓I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.(kinda yeah, but I don't count work hours since they pay me to)

✓Nobody has ever said I'm normal.

✓Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.

× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.

✓I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.

× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.

× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

✓I have played strip poker with someone else before.(umm, why did they have to specify with someone else, for the guys that play computer virtual strip poker?)

× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.

× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.

× I can't stand being alone.

× I have at least one obsession at any given time.

× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (eww, TMI)

✓I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.(probably, who knows)

× I'm a judgmental asshole.

× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.

✓I have travelled on more than one continent.(barely, but true)

× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.

✓I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.(it doesn't hurt to hear some praise)

× I am a Libertarian.

× I can speak more than one language. (not anymore none of them stuck)

× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.

× I would rather read than watch TV. (only sometimes, less so now than in my past)

× I like reading fact more than fiction.

✓I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.(yeah, so, I work well under pressure)

× I have no piercings.

× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (not that I recall, but maybe way way back, who knows)

× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.

× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.

× I like most animals better than most people.

× I own a collection of retro games consoles.

× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.

× I have hit someone with a dead fish.

× I am compulsively honest.

× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.

× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (uggh, who writes this stuff. I mean I'm not saying it isn't true, but still)

✓I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.(sounds good to me)

× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.

× I dislike milk.

× I obsessively wash my hands.

× I always carry something significant around with me.

× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.

✓I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.(not recently, should probably work on that again)

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.

× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (um, no. Geek!)

× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (probably, but I can't recall of an example)

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.

× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.

× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.

× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.

✓I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.(at least not all of 'em. generally they can be fun people)

✓I don't like to chew gum.(not so much)

× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.

× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.

× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.

× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.

× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.

× I love to sing.

× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.

✓I have a custom-built computer.(a couple actually that I built myself, but nothing special)

× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (oh Angelina why did you choose Brad over me)

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.

✓I've gone skinny-dipping.(yep, nothing surprising there)

× I've performed in three plays.

✓I enjoy burritos.

× I'm Irish and loving it.

✓I have a thing for redheads.(... and blondes, and brunettes and punk girl dye jobs, you got a problem with that)

× I am a twin! (of course, I'm the evil one)

× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.

× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (you really don't know me do you)

× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.

× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (not in this decade)

× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.

✓I need more time to myself.

× I wish I was more open-minded.

× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (again, whats with these questions, who actually says something like that to themselves)