The Tree Toad

(Tune: Auld Lang Syne)

A tree toad loved a fair she toadThat lived up in a tree;She was a fair three-toed tree toadBut a two-toed toad was he.The two-toed tree toad tried to winThe she toad's friendly nod;For the two-toed tree toad loved the groundThat the three-toed tree toad trod.