Don't Download This Song

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
Like Morpheus or Grokster or LimeWire or KaZaA
But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame wou[...]

Word Crimes

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Everybody shut up
Everyone listen up
Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey
(Check me out)
If you can't write in the proper way (Lousy writer!)
If you don't know how to conjugate (hey)
Maybe you flunked that class, (hey, hey, hey)
And maybe now you find (hey, hey, hey)
That people mock you on- (hey, hey, hey) -line
Everybody wise up
Okay, now here's the deal... I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature
You'll learn the [...]

Weird Al Yankovic - Don't Download This Song Lyrics MP3

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Tacky

"Weird Al" Yankovic

It might seem crazy, wearin' stripes with plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay... huh
(Because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(Because I'[...]

Foil

"Weird Al" Yankovic

I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still un-chewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Mic[...]

Handy

"Weird Al" Yankovic

First thing's first I'm a craftsman (craftsman)
Remodeling is my only passion (it's my passion)
And I'm the greatest in the business
Want referrals? Yo, my clientele will bear you witness (right right)
I can help when your door jamb sticks (huh?)
There is nothing in the world I can't fix (yeah)
I do tiles, I do stone, I[...]

Fat

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Na!
Your butt is wide, well, mine is too (Na!)
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you (Na!)
The word is out, better treat me right (Na!)
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on (na!), ham on, ham on whole wheat (na!), all right
Na!
My zippers bust, my buckles break (Na!)
I'm too much man for you to take (Na!)
The pavement cracks when I fall down (Na[...]