Jessica Simpson’s looking thicker than a snicker nowadays. TMZ released a video of Simpson, Tony Romo’s former boo, out in the NYC last night saying she was thirsty for the Cowboys QB’s new primary target, wide receiver Miles Austin. As we have previously stated, eventually every woman realizes that a trip to the darkside is a marvelous experience. Simpson’s revelation comes as no surprise, as we’re sure that Austin could probs smash her cakes better than Romo, who is more of a squarish type.

More pics of Simpson at the “Chicago” afterparty in NYC after the jump…