WATCH: Every Single Performance From the 2014 MTV VMAs

We’re fairly certain that the only celebrities actually in attendance at the 2014 MTV VMAs were Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Sam Smith, Taylor Swift, Lorde, and the Kardashian Klan, because they hogged all the cutaway shots. And most of the time, they were bored. Or on their phones. If you were more absorbed in your Twitter feed than in the VMAs themselves, here’s a complete rundown of every single performance for you to revisit.