“I almost forgot! I brought you all a little something.” – C.M. Burns
“Aw, would you look at that? The Pin Pals.” – Moe
“At last! I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

And how did John (the gay kitsch antique store owner from “Homer’s Phobia”) get Homer’s shirt when (a) Homer is larger than John in shirt size, and (b) Homer’s shirt got ripped when he was attacked by the dogs.

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