Emmerdale

There’s a rare, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it sighting of Katie on an actual horse tonight before she decides to take Adam for a bit of a ride, too.

She uses his winning combination of beefcake and boxer shorts to prove to Declan that their marriage is completely over. Poor Adam, being treated like a piece of meat like that. It must be absolutely awful for him. Still, I expect he’ll get over it...

TV3, 7pm.

Coronation Street

Roy is excited tonight when the CCTV equipment he ordered arrives. Finally he’ll discover the identity of the mysterious individual who’s been rearranging his cutlery in the dead of night and causing misery and mischief.

As Hayley and Sylvia arrive home to find all the cafe chairs stacked into a sinister-looking tower, the CCTV footage reveals a surprise more unexpected than any poltergeist.

TV3, 7.30pm and 8.30pm.

Eastenders

The only way to leave Albert Square is quickly – like ripping off a plaster.

Hang around too long and you’ll be stuck there indefinitely (like Sam) or die in the attempt (like mini-Den).

Which is why Tanya’s announcement that she’s leaving Walford and taking Lauren, Abi and Oscar with her shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.

Long goodbyes are for wimps. And so, it would seem, is packing.

RTE One, 8pm.

Take Me Out

No likey, no lighty! Funnyman Paddy McGuinness attempts to fix up his flirty 30 with a host of hunks tonight on the popular dating show.

But it proves a bit of a tall order when 7ft basketball player Morakinyo from Birmingham comes down the love lift.

Also out to charm the girls are Derby gym owner Matt, Devon music journalist Chris and London product designer Will.

Plus we’ll see all the dating action from last week’s couples on the Isle Of Fernando’s.

Take Me Out sees 30 girls battle it out for a date with a man but if they are not attracted to him they can turn off their light at any time.

The main show is presented by Paddy while Zoe Hardman and Mark Wright co-host spin-off series Take Me Out: The Gossip.

The sixth series starts filming in November and will begin broadcasting in January.

TV3, 9pm.

Glastonbury

What makes Glastonbury unique is that it’s the only music festival in the world that could probably pull in a crowd even if there wasn’t a single band playing.

TV can’t hope to capture that magical Glasto atmosphere, but on the other hand, it can bring you much closer to the bands than you would ever see them if you were actually there.

Plus you’ll be able to flip between five main stages on the red button, or six stages including the BBC Introducing stage if you’re watching online.

Highlights from the first day of the festival include Dizzee Rascal, Arctic Monkeys, Professor Green, The Vaccines, The Hives, Rita Ora, Foals, Seasick Steve and Jake Bugg, who is also Graham Norton’s musical guest tonight.

But the most anticipated performance of the night just might be over on BBC4 a little after 11pm when 70s disco gods Chic take to the West Holts stage.

After guitarist Nile Rodgers played a major part in helping Daft Punk Get Lucky with their first ever UK number one, a whole new generation of music lovers is in for an old school education.