"Guandong Enterprises has the greatest pleasure to present to you this beautiful cup to commemorate the wedding of HRH Prince Willliam and his stunning lady bride to be, Miss Kate Middleton," reads the company's website.

The cup is described as featuring an exquisite design of the happy couple with ornate gold detailing to honor this great moment in history. (Or biggest scandal ever if she's just swapped siblings.)

The totally useless (yet hysterically funny) pottery disaster costs $15.99 and is being sold as a limited edition.

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