-Rock is cursed. at least where mass transit is concerned.
-Laem is capable of being nearly invisible but is pretty much a wuss when tasered
-rkolter really loves his uranium. really.
-When christwriter gets a wedding ring, it is so ON!
-Amgothia has a very big pair of... speakers
-CBF has some sort of magic business card
-Maria and Michelle can't seem to be around when two guys are dancing together
-Vorticus CAN dress like a normal person
-In "DaveATM vs. Pool ladder," Pool ladder always wins
-In "Sin's knee vs. Tdot's crotch," Sin's knee always wins
-Lego Starwars II is hypnotic
-Keff kicks all ass a DDR
-Dawg has the cure for "the gay" it's a shot, in the butt

there'll be more when i think of them.

-D. M. Jeftinija Ph.D."People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care.""Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff

• The removal of facial hair renders you totally unrecognizable.
• When in doubt, do a barrel role.
• You cannot kill a Rancor by shooting it. You just can't. Get used to it.
• K-Dawg is afraid of the Rape Frog, and for good reason.
• All picto-chat is good for is drawing penises

-In Linkara vs. Everyone, Linkara gets beaten up.
-People cannot agree on whether or not pizza should be organized by vegetarian and meat or if it should just be chaos.
-"Do a barrel roll!" is universally funny for any video game.
-Despite noble efforts, finding a tutorial on how to draw anthropomorphic fox faces is more difficult than it looks.
-I learned I can slap myself pretty hard when I realized after I left that I forgot to have Ryan taser me.

Quote of the Moment: “Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.” ~Criswell~

-My sleeping bag is WAY more comfortable when I don't share it with an M16.
-Dave has an awesome accent and I want to learn how to do it.
-Tasers hurt because I have no insulation.
-I need to either start learning more people's art styles, or learn real names because half of my sketches I can't remember who drew them or read the signatures.
-White Castle not as good as Harold and Kumar make it out to seem.
-My computer has all the parts of a laptop and not of the advantages. In fact, I believe it is inferior in every single way.
-When in doubt, call Mrs K for directions.
-Take your shirt off and everyone loves you.
-Camwhoring and picture taking are mutually exclusive. You do either one or the other.

Avatar courtesy of Fading Aura.Heed these words: I do not draw. Photos if you're lucky.

Outside the Cookout: (airports)
- I always sit beside Japanese buisnessmen. I was on four planes. This CAN'T be coincidence.
- Elderly couples are always willing to explain to Canadians why the Chicago intercom has just said the airport was level Orange.
- Starbucks makes bad coffee, but excellent baked goods.
- American road signs use fractions. I still don't understand why they bother to write "Place Name - 1/4".
- My pants set of metal detectors. In the shins.
- If you dance in your boxers for the people at the airport while security is baffled by your pants, it relaxes everyone there. That or Americans find a Canadian doing a jig in boxers in Airport security amusing.
- I don't care what anyone says...American money looks like play money, and it's no wonder its duplicated a lot...theres no shiney stickers on it, or layered funny images...IT'S PLAY MONEY, I SWEAR IT!!

At the Cookout:
- All American food is Greasy. Even the Vegetables.
- 95% of Danish candy is likely carved from Plutonium.
- They apparently make green Legos now. They didn't when I was small.
- America has flavoured cream for coffee.
- People are willing to let me explore things, but they won't sleep in the same room as me afterward. Except the Norths. But they're whacky enough as it is.
- Ryuko had some kind of Japanese learning game for her Japanese Phoenix Wright game. It's neat to see games can teach too.
- American Mountain Dew tastes very different, and they have Red Mountain Dew...furthermore, their vending machines take dollar bills, y'all.
- Sincerely's knees are made of pure, unforgiving Justice.
- Uranium looks shocking enough, like a rock. Now I worry about the rocks in my backyard.
- It was hotter there in June than it typically gets here in August. It was comforting to know I could adapt.
- Laemkral and Ahaugen are the same. DO NOT DENY THIS.
- Some artists waste their lives and talent. Refer to the crazy old man who spent 19 years animating that obscure porno movie.
- Luke was supposed to be a midget, and George Lucas is most definitely Santa Claus.
- American stores sell the secret to my power. I was pleased.

Caught in the headlamp glare of your own blinding vanity/Mesmerised by the stare of your shallow personalityGorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's aroundOh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die

- There's nothing friendlier than a wet Legostar.
- Vort is hella smooth on the dance floor, and is capable of wearing normal clothing.
- Having purple hair immediately qualifies you as a hair dying expert, and drafts you for all spur-of-the-moment hair-dying adventures.
- Beth Kolter should be re-dubbed "Hot Lips" Kolter.

- That the Americans have NO taste in candy! - That really many people are afraid of water...
- That even Ryan can be broken... (Thanks for proving this Aggie! )
- That you shall beware thrown swords!
- That Vorticus actually has hair beneath the hats...

Dotty wrote:- Starbucks makes bad coffee, but excellent baked goods.- American road signs use fractions. I still don't understand why they bother to write "Place Name - 1/4".- I don't care what anyone says...American money looks like play money, and it's no wonder its duplicated a lot...theres no shiney stickers on it, or layered funny images...IT'S PLAY MONEY, I SWEAR IT!!- All American food is Greasy. Even the Vegetables.- 95% of Danish candy is likely carved from Plutonium.- America has flavoured cream for coffee.- American Mountain Dew tastes very different, and they have Red Mountain Dew...furthermore, their vending machines take dollar bills, y'all.

-Oh god yes. Such terrible drinks. Never tried the bake goods.
-Because we think of miles in terms of fractions, since miles don't exactly work on a 1-10 scale like the metric system does. It's all sort of ingrained.
-You should see the new dollar bills with the giant heads of doom and slight color tint. They're even worse.
-Most things from fast food joints, catering, delivery, and restaurants are. Er...this is a lot, yeah. But individual households are another matter entirely and varies widely. The commercial world hasn't entirely caught up.
-Truth. I remember seeing it in a lot of the better candy stores, but I still prefer the cherry delicious red stuff to real licorice, much less salted licorice.
-we also have a wide variety of flavored coffees.
-We also have black/purple Mountain Dew.