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Today, We Carry Out Our Fantasy and Prove to My Ex How Superior YOU Are

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23 October 2015

You’re bigger, better, stronger, hotter, and… well, you know all the reasons why I’m crazy about you. I tell you all the time. And you love it when I compare you to my ex and all his weaknesses and missing traits. You love it when I quote how small his dick was, how he couldn’t please me in bed like you can, how he could never meet my needs while you meet ALL of them. He was my cuckold… and you are just the opposite.

Do you know what I want to do right now?? I think we should call him. We should call my ex up right now and play a little joke on him. I’ll lure him over, thinking he’s in for a hot threesome, and show you off to him. I’m going to tell my ex just how pathetic he is, was, and always will be. I’m going to make him look at your big dick and feel how his shrinks in comparison.

I’m going to show off ALL that I have with you, all that he’ll never have, and just what I love to do with you. I might even fuck you right in front of him, and we can both enjoy watching the smirk on his face just disappear. Are you up for it?

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I actually discovered this provocatively-named title on my own a while back; delighted to see it re-released for those who missed it.

What a wicked brat, I swear. 😉 I’m not sure which guy to relate to in this video. I’m certainly not the Apollo she’s currently dating … nor do I feel like the “beer-drinking, big-bellied fool” (ouch, LOL!) ex-boyfriend either, because then I have to imagine a world in which I ever dated someone like Tara Tainton in the first place. Cue Don LaFontaine (RIP), King of the Movie Trailers: “IN A WORLD where YOU date Tara Tainton …” I.e., the world where candy-noshing aliens make bicycles fly. Not a chance, bruh. I had game in my prime, but not THAT much game.

For she’s as beautiful as holy fuck in this clip. Just look at the preview, for goodness’ sake. You watch her here and and can only shake your head, going, “Holy crap.” One begins to see why men created pedestals for women to stand on: a war over Helen of Troy starts making PERFECT sense. Tara Tainton: Beautiful Then, Beautiful Now, Beautiful Next Tuesday. Oy vey!

Anyway, if I’m not Apollo *or* Big-Belly, I must be Best Boy Grip on this set — yeah, not the videographer either, because Tara also handles that task herself most ably. After prepping the props (including that awesome vintage cell phone), I go stand off in the corner, watching this erotic drama play itself out towards its nut-busting conclusion. It’s worth noting that Tara, never *totally* cruel, allows her execrable Ex to jerk himself off while she fucks her dream boyfriend. Even better, she extends the courtesy to all her Best Boys out there, too. 😉

Ever since I saw “There’s No Way That Your Cock Is Bigger Than My Boyfriend’s”, I get so turned-on at the thought of winning you over from someone else, Tara. It feels so empowering as a man. This takes it to the next level with the way you pour on the praise and admiration for me. A man would have to be mentally insane to throw away a relationship with a goddess like yourself. I hope that you never have to date a lying, cheating scumbag, but if you do, that you can later find that perfect boyfriend that will help you get back at your ex to get the satisfaction you deserve. 😈

Liking big boobs isn’t exclusive to scumbags. Us nice guys love them just as much, but we also know that a great woman has more to love than just T&A. You just have to be willing to give us a chance. 😉

I’m sorry to hear that you had to put up with your ex-husband, who was such inattentive idiot, for years, but glad that you kicked him to the curb and became the strong, sexy woman you are today. Perhaps that’s why this video turned out so well. This wasn’t just a fantasy for you. You actually lived it! 😀