Last Friday when her husband arrived home from work, Katie Keyboard took one
look at his attire and remarked, "No wonder you never get offered a management
position!" Kyle took exception, of course, saying, "It's dress-down day!"
To which Katie replied, "Yeah, and so were Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and
Thursday!" So the two reviewed Kyle's work wardrobe for the week and found
that each day M-F he had accompanied a different t-shirt--one featuring Homer
Simpson--with a different kind of pants-like clothing. From the clues below,
can you determine what Kyle wore each day and decide whether or not he
is dressed for success?

Kyle wore an NYPD t-shirt one day and a pair of corduroys--which he did
not pair with the Chicago Cubs t-shirt--the next.

The Bermuda shorts Kyle wore one day--not Tuesday--weren't what he paired
with the NYPD or the Ron Jon surf shop t-shirt.

One day after he wore a ZZ Top t-shirt, which wasn't on Monday, Kyle
donned a pair of gray sweatpants for work.

On three consecutive days first-to-last, Kyle wore blue jeans, a Chicago
Cubs t-shirt, and a track suit.