bat recaps My Little Pony: Bright Lights Parts 1-2, where a trio of Baby Ponies somehow get themselves backstage to hang out with a shifty rock star, whose boss steals their shadows. A none-too-subtle exploration of the abuses and crimes in the music industry. Except for the fact it’s a childrens cartoon from 1986 and an evil wizard is behind it all, this could be a life lesson for 2018.

bat recaps My Little Pony: The End of Flutter Valley – Parts 7-8 (S01E07-8), wherein Megan actually admits she’s not much use. Other stuff happens but to appreciate the daftness, you have to read the whole recap.