Mr. Right gathered this photographic evidence before
being stampeded by Tom Hanks that the real DaVinci Code was actually
"So Dark the Soul of Evil Kitty."

Miscreation tells us of a movie in the works about
Evil Kitty in which Evil Kitty plays herself and the story is so
convoluted and confusing that no one knows what is going on and everyone
in the audience commits suicide... just as Evil Kitty wants.

Sir Dickwin of Cockmore has unearthed this disturbing
evidence that Evil Kitty is a vampire. Not that she loves the taste
of blood, just biting people.

As moonite proves with this photographic evidence, it
was actually Evil Kitty who drove drunk in Malibu and spouted Anti-Semitic
statements. The cops blamed Mel Gibson after Evil Kitty threatened
to soddomize them. It's unclear how this would have happened since
Evil Kitty is female, but her threat proved effective none the less.

As you can see by this screen grab from some video
surveillance taken by Wolfgang, Evil Kitty cannot be contained or
controlled. Don't even try.