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What are you wearing?

I love the way certain garments can make you seem sweet and innocent while
others ooze sex. Today, I’m wearing a vintage-inspired silver lamé two-piece
by Bernie Dexter Clothing and vintage 1950s Lucite shoes from eBay. Most
days, I wear jeans. I am quite fussy about them, though, because I have
weird vital statistics — 21in waist and 35in hips — so I find 1950s
high-waisted jeans fit my shape best.

My look is quite retro, and because of my platinum hair, people in the street
shout “Marilyn” at me. I don’t actually look like her, but that’s fine by me
because she was an amazingly beautiful woman. I enjoy making an effort, but
if I’m having a lazy day, I opt for the biggest pair of pants imaginable and
my Mr Ducktail Bodyguards T-shirt. I don’t mind how men dress.