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This prop at the Transworld Halloween convention struck me as odd. Yes, this prop is funny but I cannot figure out where this could be used in a haunted house scenario. I have been to many a haunted houses, hay rides, attractions, and have not seen this baby in action.

Every year I attend the Transworld National Halloween Trade show held at the Rosemont Convention Center in Chicago. This is where the most beautiful women come to dress up in the sexiest and naughtiest adult Halloween costumes. All the women were kind enough to pose for me. Here they are in all their glory. Enjoy.

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Anyone that has attended large trade shows and conventions know about the so-called cuisine served there. Its terrible. And whats worse, the food is expensive. An example is a regular hot dog costs $3.50 each. And if you want ketchup or mustard, its an additional 50 cents per packet. A twelve ounce beverage, Coke, Pepsi, water, is $3.00 per beverage. Pizza is $4.00 a slice. You get the gist. And I guess it wouldn’t be so awful a price if the food was good, or at least edible.

However, a saving grace is a little known secret at the convention centers around the nation. Its called Carver Food Service. Carver is at the Rosemont Convention center in Chicago and the Sands Exposition center in Las Vegas. In Vegas, its downstairs and out of the mainstay of the garbage food passed out. Those that don’t venture downstairs never see Carver. In Chicago, its all the way in the back with curtains blocking most of the entrance.

OK, to the critique. The lunch costs $12.00 either in Chicago or Vegas. You get your choice of turkey, roast beef, or ham on a roll, chips or slaw and a cold pepsi.

The turkey was real turkey, not processed lunch meat. It was hot, juicy, and smelled great. Several chefs are on hand to carve your turkey fresh. They do serve an ample amount. The roll was fresh and large. The chips were standard fare and the pepsi, although I prefer Coke, was cold with enough ice. All this on a cardboard carrier.

Grassy Knoll Institute rates Carver of Chicago 4 out of 5 shots for its value compared to other venues and its taste which is superior to other convention food.

The Ouija board, the mythical doorway to the other side. The Ouija board is thought to have powers to contact demons, the devil himself, spirits and ghosts, and all other Halloween supernatural entities.

To use the Ouija board, four people gather around it and gently place their hands on the planchette, or the three sided pointer. One person then asks a question and the pointer magically begins to move towards a letter and spells out an answer.

Many people believe the ouija board has magical powers, or is linked to witchcraft or to the devil. In actuality, it is the four people themselves moving the pointer unknowingly.

The Ouija board above is from the Chicago Halloween show back in March of this year. Yes, it was rigged to move on its own.

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