There's nothing more relaxing than coming home from a hard day at the office and slipping into a luxurious bath, complete with built-in 8.5-inch LCD screen. What, your bathtub doesn't have a TV built into it? Shame. Keeping one tied up to the radiator above the tub is dangerous, my friend, and you'd be better off with a screen designed to take all the frantic splashing from when you play with your tugboat. The Cosmo Hydromassage Television Bathtub not only comes with said LCD screen, but also has all sorts of jets and bubbles and such to massage your tired muscles while you watch Oprah and eat bon-bons. You're gonna pay a luxury level price for this level of… luxury: $5,705. Sure, we've seen other similar models, but bubbles! Bubbles! — Adam Frucci

There's nothing more relaxing than coming home from a hard day of pimping and slipping into a phat bath, complete with built-in 8.5-inch LCD screen. What, your bathtub doesn't have a TV built into it? Shame. Keeping one tied up to the radiator above the tub is dangerous, my friend, and you'd be better off with a screen designed to take all the frantic splashing when you are menage-a-twating a couple of tight hoes. The Cosmo Hydromassage Television Bathtub not only comes with said LCD screen, but also has all sorts of jets and bubbles and such to massage your girlfriend's asshole while you watch her do the bob on your bon-bons. You're gonna pay a luxury level price for this level of… luxury: $5,705. Sure, we've seen other similar models, but bubbles! Bubbles! — Adam Frucci

IN it, if you're doing it right._________________A government's principal occupation lies in curtailing and eliminating the natural freedoms of its citizens and then flimflamming them into paying for the service. ....Thorax

Actually, I had this weird mental image of watching a movie like Das Boot while taking a bath. "Depth Charge! Kerblooey!" *splash!*

I shall accuse you of being easily amused, in order to unsubtley cover up the fact that I thought nearly the same thing..._________________(( Tiogshi Laj :: Average ASCII Artisan And Ambitiously Anachronistic Assonanteur ))
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