So, I am one pissed off NYC Witch. For a bit of backstory, there are 2 dog parks in my neighborhood, one of which I live within walking distance of. In November 2013, the NYC Parks decided to shut the one closest to me down for “renovations,” which was to be finished “Fall 2014.”

Well, the asshole contractors didn’t start working on it until February or March, not because of the shitty winter we were having, but because they didn’t feel like working in the cold.

To make matters worse, they got nasty when dog owners complained about them wanting to shut down the other dog park, which would’ve left us with nothing. Thankfully, the Parks Dept. stopped them, but the entire thing is just a hot mess.

The contractors haven’t done any work on the dog park near me for TWO. FUCKING. MONTHS. Why, I have no clue, but word on the street is that the dog park won’t open until November 2014, which is bullshit IMO.

It shouldn’t take a year to renovate a friggin’ dog park, and since mundane efforts, such as nagging the Parks Dept. and my local politicians have failed because they don’t give a rat’s ass, it’s time for some magick.