You may think you're eating Cheetos and Lunchables but what you're really eating is spray-painted styrofoam peanuts and your mom giving up on you. And they should be called that! Smosh hilariously renamed all your favorite junk food to something much more accurate.

I haven't had a fruit roll up in years and I never made this connection but after seeing edible miniature yoga mats, I won't think of them the same.

Dunking it in milk is the only way. I'll fight you on that.

So simple.

My favorite gum ever. Screw cancer.

They do make for good practice! Check out more of these accurately named junk food here. [Smosh via Pleated Jeans]