[soft music]
Steve Levy: Still no end
in sight
Steve Levy: for the NFL lockout
leaving many fans wondering
Steve Levy: if there will be a
football season this year.
Marielle Jaffe: Honey, do you
really think
Marielle Jaffe: there's not gonna be
football this year?
Taylor Lautner: I sure hope not.
Male Voice: (whispers) If you build it,
they will come.
Marielle Jaffe: If you build what who will come?
Taylor Lautner: The voices didn't say.
[music]
Male Voice: (whispers) Are you ready?
Taylor Lautner: Am I ready for what?
Male Voice: (whispers) Some football.
[boom]
Marielle Jaffe: Honey, there's
a man on the field.
Taylor Lautner: Tony Gonzalez?
Tony Gonzalez: Is this Heaven?
Taylor Lautner: No, it's Iowa.
Tony Gonzalez: There are others you know?
Tony Gonzalez: A whole league.
Tony Gonzalez: They're looking for a place to play.
Taylor Lautner: Well, anytime.
Taylor Lautner: You know you're always welcome here.
[grunting]
Taylor Lautner: Ray Lewis?
Are you a ghost?
Ray Lewis: I just walked 2
miles through a corn field.
Ray Lewis: Let's play some football.
(cheering and applause)
(rock music)
Dwight Freeney: Wait, I thought we
were going
Dwight Freeney: to the Waffle House.
Antonio Cromartie: This corn is my house now.
Rich Eisen: Welcome back to this
Rich Eisen: make shift football field in Iowa
Rich Eisen: where 2 all star ghost teams
Rich Eisen: are going at it with
full action, Marshall.
Marshall Faulk: I'm not entirely sure
Marshall Faulk: if it's a regulation field.
Marshall Faulk: Since there's a tractor
Marshall Faulk: smack dab in the middle
of the red zone.
(guitar playing)
Taylor Lautner: Oh! What was that?
Ray Lewis: My bad man.
Ray Lewis: I thought you were somebody else.
Dwight Freeney: We out of orange soda.
Marielle Jaffe: How long are they gonna
Marielle Jaffe: be sleeping in our living room for?
Taylor Lautner: Until the lockout ends, I guess?
Desean Jackson: Hey, is it okay if I order
Desean Jackson: No Strings Attached on Pay-Per-View?
(grunting)
Ray Liotta: These players
are taking advantage
Ray Liotta: of your corn field.
Ray Liotta: You have to lock them out
Ray Liotta: until we reach an agreement.
Ray Liotta: This is bad for football.
Dennis Haysbert: The one constant
through all the years
Dennis Haysbert: has been football.
Dennis Haysbert: The steal, this game,
is a part of our past,
Dennis Haysbert: but the lockout is a complicated issue.
Dennis Haysbert: In a hefty trust litigation
Dennis Haysbert: the winning party receives triple damages.
Dennis Haysbert: A collective bargaining
agreement can only be reached
Dennis Haysbert: when the lower circuit
courts rule in favor of the-
(snoring)
Dennis Haysbert: Oh, come on. Wake up.
(rock music)
Shawne Merriman: Hey, what's up man?
Shawne Merriman: I let the dog out and he ran away.
Shawne Merriman: Is that cool?
Antonio Cromartie: If you want to
Antonio Cromartie: you can feel my bicep.
Marielle Jaffe: Wow.
Steve Smith: Now this is fantasy football.
Kirk Morrison: NFL has nothing on this.
Kirk Morrison: I'm never going back to the NFL.
Taylor Lautner: Hey, the lockout's over.
Taylor Lautner: Guys?
Taylor Lautner: Guys, where are you going?
Taylor Lautner: Hey, what am I supposed
to do with this field?
(rock music)
Taylor Lautner: Dad?
Kevin Costner: Hey, son.
Kevin Costner: Want to play catch?
Kevin Costner: That means you throw it back to me.
(boom)