BuzzFeed has landed the first interview with Maru, the most famous cat on the Internet, and it features nuggets like this: "I'm inspired by tasty meals! I love tuna and white chicken meat." Behold: A mysterious photo of Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader. [via Katie Notopoulous/BuzzFeed]

Along those same lines, Michael Jackson holding a huge pair of underwear with doves on his wrists. [via Dangerous Minds]

A salute to TV's Sweatshirt Boyfriends: "Give us a man who eats sandwiches out of the garbage, please." [via Vulture]