Super-Speedy Lemon Slicer (and Other Wily Fast Food Artists)

We can barely watch the above video, which shows a certifiable fruit ninja chopping more than 140 lemons in less than a minute. Slow down, dude! Someone could get hurt!

It should be obvious, but please do not try this at home. One shudders to think what might happen if a less-skilled individual attempted this feat. Sharp knives and speed do not mix—99 percent of the time.

The rare exceptions? The fastest people in food, who we told you about last year. And a few new rapid-fire additions, like this insanely fast garlic slicer: