Drinking Club with a Running Problem

Skeeter On My Peeter

Tune: “If You’re Happy and You Know It”

There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off, (wack it off!)
There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off, (wack it off!)
There’s a dozen on my cousin’s,
I can hear the fucker’s buzzin,
There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!