I have become the grammar police! I simply cannot be quiet any longer!

I have written to TNT because of their stupid ads about “less”
commercials.
I have written to Tropicana about their “gooder” commercials.
I wrote to a local columnist about his “smallest of the two”.
I have written to the government about incomplete and run-on sentences.
I have written to a variety of entities asking them to fire their advertising agencies because obviously they are uneducated people who do not understand our language.

I realize that my emails will probably have no effect, but writing
them makes me feel better.

‘The idea that “less” can’t be used with count nouns isn’t well supported; it’s a rule that hasn’t ever been strictly followed, especially for count nouns that can be perceived as masses. Groceries lend themselves to perception as a mass, so it’s no surprise that “10 items or less” is favored now, just as it has been historically. Please stop complaining about this.’