Dislikes: arrogance, inhumanity, disregard for clearly posted speed limits, Brussels sprouts, cats, cheaters, The Bush Doctrine, The Pajama Game, happiness for the sake of happiness, sadness for the sake of sadness, willing disbelief in the face of facts, racism, sexism, ageism, and most all other -isms

I remember for your 17th birthday I took you to see a live performance of HAIR-on a school night, no less. We got out at about 11 o’clock and were 1 1/2 hrs from home and you said “oh, good, we’ve got time to ride around a while”. I wanted to beat the shit out of you.