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What up what up it’s the legendary EBROSTRADAMUS here to chop n screw the lastest n greatest in the FFF. It’s really amazing what can happen in 2 weeks in this league. 2 weeks ago BK was looking like the GOAT, Raddo team was looking worse than Gordo Heyward’s ankle, Thals was under .500, Reed… Continue reading Week Eight: War is Hell

What up what up its Ebro here after an unplanned break in Week 6 to break down the comings & goings of the illustrious & historic FFF. What did I miss? Thumper got a win, then got doubled up the next week. Kranz took his first loss in a 150-137 barnburner. He has now put… Continue reading Week 7: The league is rigged

What up what up its the legendary EBROSTRADAMUS here. Time to break down the potential political motivations of the Vegas shooter & why this smells like a false flag to holy hannah. When Stephen Paddock checked into the Mandalay Bay on Thurs- SIIIIIIIIIKE!!!! It’s FFF Week 5 baby!! Put on your boner pants & lets… Continue reading When a Beta thinks they’re an ALPHA

Turn the lights down low, take a deep breathe, and take a trip back to 4th grade .. the future president of the United States is about to enter the TRL stage shirtless with a red fedora and $7 gas station wrap around sunglasses….bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy…..Carson Daly gives the shirtless… Continue reading 2000s Rock Week 5 Preview

What up what up, the legendary EBROSTRADAMUS here to breakdown the FFF once again and take a peek into my crystal brain to predict the very unsexy week 4 we have coming up here. Not the best way to honor the recently deceased Hugh Hefner, as Me v Marissa is the only matchup between winning… Continue reading RIP Hef

What up what up the legendary Ebrostradamus here, lets get cracking on week 3 baby! We have 4 teams each at 2-0, 1-1, and 0-2. Some might smell a conspiracy. I smell something even better: A chance to play DONE or FINISHED!!! Which one of these 0-2 bozos is truly done, or completely finished? THUMPER:… Continue reading The 0-2’s: Who’s Done & Who’s Finished

What up what up it’s the legendary EBROSTRADAMUS here to predict the future and look back and fwiggin L O L at what the week one of the National Football League has wrought, mostly at the expense of B-Murda AKA Trumpacalypse Now. (Trigger warning for James) Similar to how Trump was a trainwreck both before… Continue reading Instant Regrets: Thumper Edition