I don't intend to start a flame war or any such rubbish as that. (I pwnz j00!!11!1!exclaimationpointshift1!) All jobs have their place.

That said, I've been wondering about the question:

What kind of spouse/lover would <insert job here> make?

For example, let's take paladin. Heroic, daring, protective, perhaps has a closet fetish for masochism that can only be relieved by getting abused by monsters several levels higher than them.

Don't like the whole knight-in-shining-armor routine? Maybe you have more of a dark side bent and prefer the love of your life to carry around a big scythe?

Tell us why. What kind of a spouse/lover do you think a certain job would make?

And I apologize if this kind of thread has been done before, but I haven't seen any around for a while.

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Salvador Dali is my hero. -Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. -I don't do drugs. I am drugs. -There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

take Marlon Brando from anything, Paul Newman from The Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and Cool Hand Luke. Add Jack Nicholson from The Last Detail and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and finally mix it all with James Dean.

Then have this guy stick out a year long sabbatical with Jet Li in the Himalayas and you will have..

DRG would be wild cats in the sack due to the fact they spend all day watch (bio)tchs walk around in town. and who better to rock your world than a guy who can Jump--->High Jump---> Super Jump a chick

DRK these guys are perverts who like to itie you up and have there way with you. *** wax , bondage and the like

RDM these guys would just sleep you and when you woke up you would find your self in a strange place with a stranger next to you . and when you walked out side they would slap you and say "(Bio)tch were my money"

BLM well these guys like to do it while on drugs so its cool and trippy

WHM they like to cuddle and make love not war types pffft.

WAR they like to hit it and get it so they can get back to TV

BRD like to do it with music and tell stupid "this one time at band camp" Stories

BST do i really have to explain this one 2 words "bottle Pets" sickos

THF they like to do it from behind

NIN they like to make you think there all mystical and magical so when its not up to par you stil lthink wow i got it from a ninja. but when there on there on OMG UTSUMI ME BABY !!!!

SAM like to run in hit it meditate hit it again and wounder why no one takes there to seriously

RNG like to stand way back and try to hit it but end up getting mad and run in hit it real hard then go brag about how hard they hit u

SMN like to have orgies so they bring there "Special Friends" and tag team you

MNK Don't hit it hard, but they hit it freqyently and are good with there hands.

PLD likes to lay there and let you do all the work they. they just try to keep you looking at them. my provokeing you

We start off by making great first impressions with our confident attitude and **** sexcellent style in clothing. However, we may not ALWAYS be the most honest guys but we make the ladies feel special as we enfeeble their inhibitions. Yes we are a selfish job sometimes, and are deffinently into our own needs, but with refresh on our side we can go all night for the personal needs of our lady friends!

We make **** fine partners if your into something more long term...**** there's nothing we can't do in some way or another. And lets not forget that deep down, every good RDM knows his role as a good "Supporter"

So all in all I think we make sam **** good partners/lovers....and let's face it ladies. You all know you love a guy in a sharp suit who can protect you, take good care of you, and *** you up-down-and 10 different ways sideways.

We start off by making great first impressions with our confident attitude and **** sexcellent style in clothing. However, we may not ALWAYS be the most honest guys but we make the ladies feel special as we enfeeble their inhibitions. Yes we are a selfish job sometimes, and are deffinently into our own needs, but with refresh on our side we can go all night for the personal needs of our lady friends!

We make **** fine partners if your into something more long term...**** there's nothing we can't do in some way or another. And lets not forget that deep down, every good RDM knows his role as a good "Supporter"

So all in all I think we make sam **** good partners/lovers....and let's face it ladies. You all know you love a guy in a sharp suit who can protect you, take good care of you, and *** you up-down-and 10 different ways sideways.

They are always willing to jump in first and take the nastiest licks...no matter where or when.

They are most likely to Flash you when you start getting excited. And then if you stick around...we'll keep on Flashing you until you go down.

They can take a serious beating and will keep provoking you for more even though his/her shell is coming undone.

They don't mind having a lil thf on their **** causing trouble ...as long as its a Mithra in my case. :D

They are always willing to stay and get the job done...EVEN if it means they are gonna have to go down first trying. ...and then...all it takes is a little Raise...and they are back at it again! WOOOOT

On the bad side...If we don't get that much attention...we'll usually go Berserk!

Megatron cast Sleep 2 on Busa. fade out 12 hours pass......... fade in Busa felling groggy and confused rolls to his side, sits up and realizes this is not were hes supposed to be. Busa looks to his left and hes in a bed with someone else.and he notices hes naked ><. He leans over to see who it might be. a **** Mithra or even a hot little Hume. Or evan a legie Elf. praying it ant another Taru or Galka >< and the person rolls over

Mega's been tainted by the darkside...I don't want to have to do this but you are not ready for the power of RDM!

/em goes to sandy to talk with the RDM ghost from RDM af quests /em rips the feather out of the pimp hat before mega can wear it {Flee} {Sprint}

you can have the feather back when you've learned the true path of the RDM! The way of the party supporter, the slightly selfish, always a sharp dressed but polite! pimp, and always slightly intoxicated =^_^=

DRG would be wild cats in the sack due to the fact they spend all day watch (bio)tchs walk around in town. and who better to rock your world than a guy who can Jump--->High Jump---> Super Jump a chick

DRK these guys are perverts who like to tie you up and have there way with you. they love to drain al lyour stats so u cant run away.

RDM these guys would just sleep you and when you woke up you would find your self in a strange place with a stranger next to you . and when you walked out side they would slap you and say "(Bio)tch were my money"

BLM well these guys like to do it while on drugs so its cool and trippy come on pointy hat. and into all the mystic arts. would you wear that hat outside and not be high?

WHM they like to cuddle and make love not war types pffft.

WAR they like to hit it and get it so they can get back to TV. sometimes they use 1 hand some times both. depending on the person

BRD like to do it with music and tell stupid "this one time at band camp" Stories

BST do i really have to explain this one 2 words "bottle Pets" sickos

THF they like to do it from behind

NIN they like to make you think there all mystical and magical so when its not up to par you stil lthink wow i got it from a ninja. but when there on there on OMG UTSUMI ME BABY !!!!

SAM like to run in hit it meditate hit it again and wounder why no one takes there to seriously

RNG like to stand way back and try to hit it but end up getting mad and run in hit it real hard then go brag about how hard they hit u

SMN like to have orgies so they bring there "Special Friends" and tag team you

MNK Don't hit it hard, but they hit it freqyently and are good with there hands. but watch out if you here "hundred fist baby"

PLD likes to lay there and let you do all the work they. they just try to keep you looking at them. my provokeing you. o and the needy.

PUP well i would say the best soloer is a PUP but ever there dolls wont even play with them. no matter how u dress them up.....poor ...poor puppet....

SCH well these think there the best at everything. casue ther AF looks like it makes them smart. but any person from harry potter could kick ther ****. but still they do it all by the book. just get ready for a lot ot technical reading and picture referances. ..ok okok put your leg like digram 4.2 and ill put my hand her like in digram 4.1.... yea thats it. DONT TOUCH THE GLASSES!!!

BLU these guys are really into role play. one min ther pretending to be a yag. then a ork you never know what freaky deeky thing thell do next

DNC ummm "Striper" were protection if thell dance like the do in public just emagine what thell do in provate.

DRK is the best kind of lover. Enough power to please any lover and enough versatility to keep things interesting all night. Some might call us perverts or sexual deviants, but really we just aren't afraid to do what hurts so good.

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Mistress Darqflame wrote:

Sorry, anything representing or remotely resembling a ***** is a nono.

lady you have no idea the people you cut on do you. do you have any freaking idea who that guy is? that guy was kicking *** and taking names and piernerring RDM soloing before you knew the first thing about FFXI. He did things others said couldnt be done. and he wasnt a prick doing it. if it wasnt for him. rdm would be a diffrent job. many have forgotten the roots of RDM soloing but i shall never for get. i know they name RDM god and it is Kmfdmkid.

RDM do it twice because we do everything twice as good baby. and you feel relaxed and Refreshed after.....

lower jueno 5-6 years ago. me sitting in lower jueno. [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/megafreakintron/megaredmage.jpg[/img] (the pic was taken later. butits the only rdm pic i have under 75 left) reading forums daily talking with people. trying to learn the best and do the best i coulds do for RDM. soaking up ever thread post, magazine. and i saw him. i must of checked him 3 or 4 times. writing down gear. making notes. and i asked hinm a few questions. he told me what to do , how to pratice, and what made me a rdm. and then he checked me. i was 52 he told me what i needed gear wise as a party rdm and waht gear i needed for a soloist. then he simply asked if i had my pimp hat yet. i told him no. he said ok come on.

he took me to Garlidge i spawned the nm. and he proceeded to kick its **** solo. and giving me tips the hole time.

to many tht story isnt to awww enspiring. but you needto look at when it was done. the gear that was available. and the items and subjobs. 3/4 of the awsome gear everyone sports no was not available back then. nor did many know the skills required to do what was needed to do anything. Kmfdmkid is the RDM that changed a generation od RDM's and as i promiced . i would never forget that day. and i look Farward to seeing you on FFXIV Kid well see if we can stur up some trouble again lol. turn some heads and cause some nm havoc... good times good times..