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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Anne Hathaway proudly holds her Oscar for “Best supporting actress” for her role in “Les Misérables”. She said she is extremely proud to be the skinniest most anorexic looking woman to ever win the coveted award. Hathaway concluded by saying that in the past, the academy has had the tendency to overlook skeletal actresses, but she’s happy to see that they went exclusively by how she performed on the big screen, instead of how visually easy it is to count her ribs when she wears a bikini.