Are you a young person who exists? Then you're probably a hipster, and therefore should try to be on TV! Whether you're a "classy bitch who is totally stuck up" or "supper [sic, we guess?] intellectual and nerdy" or "a total stoner", this is the job for you! You'll be paid (probably in American Spirits!), and this shit show (and we do mean shitshow) is already green lit, so why not contribute to the death of television in the best way possible? With your self-promoting ass! (Please note: you will definitely be required to show your ass at some point.)

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CASTING REAL HIPSTERS (NYC, BROOKLYN)
CASTING
REAL HIPSTERS!!!!

For HIPSTERS ONLY: We want huge personalities, are obnoxious, a jerk, over-the-top, unique, melodramatic, crazy or larger than life personality? Or are you DIFFERENT? Perhaps nerdy or shy?

WE WANT YOU FOR OUR REALITY SHOW!
If you don't know what a Hipster is - YOU ARE NOT ONE :)

PThe Actor's Corner NYC CASTING!

CASTING!
For HIPSTERS ONLY (a Hipster is not "Hip Hop"): They typically live in Williamsburg and are overeducated, snobbish, androgynous, intellectual, liberal, artsy, trust fund kids and dress funky...or at least fit this prototype!
We are looking for great CHARACTERS...Hipsters that have HUGE personalities:
If you are an obnoxious jerk and curse often please show this.
If you are snobbish and mean please show this.
If you are supper intellectual and nerdy please show this.
If you are a total stoner and are out of your mind please show this.
If you are quiet, weird, peculiar and totally strange please show this.
If you are a classy bitch that's totally stuck up please show this.
If you are a drama queen and over the top and narcissistic please show this.
If you have tons of pain and angst in your life and cry often and are sad or angry at the world please show this.
The more unusual you are be it good or bad-WE WANT YOU FOR OUR REALITY SHOW.
IT'S BEEN GREEN LIGHTED AND WE ARE READY TO GO. WE ARE NOW HIRING THE TALENT. IF THEY USE YOU FOR THE SHOW YOU WILL BE A PAID.
If you or anyone you know is anything like the above or something else like it....please email us a one minute video of you ....a confessional of some sort illustrating your personality. (You can do this easily on your smart phone.)
Polite with nothing to say...that is, being "normal"....will not get you cast. Please email it by Friday Feb 8 by 10am to jacksprat543@gmail.com and kdonelli5@gmail.com .
Please note above what a hipster is and how they dress.
Please be in your early 20's to early 30's (age range is 19-32).

This is for a reality show on you! PAID position if cast. Don't be lazy - you may be THE NEXT REALITY STAR!! $$$$