Favorite Anime/Manga: After School Nightmare, Hanako and the Terror of Allegory, Future Diary, Twin Spica, Oishinbo, Lucky Star, Desert Punk, Sgt.Frog/Keroro Gunso, Code Geass, 20th Century Boys, FLCL, Gurren Lagaan, PSG (If I were to post the full name of this anime here, I would get questioned a lot. The fans will know what I'm talking about), Azumanga Daioh, Hetalia (Yeah, yeah, I know...), Yotsuba&!, Red River, Metro Escape

You guys. You guys. I'm turning into a mental fattie. Been doing nothing but watching old YouTube vids. Been writing nothing but short, lazy blurbs of stuff. When I try to continue something big, I feel like it doesn't make much sense. Someone. Anyone. HELP ME.

Also, once I finish up the bulk, I'm renaming my No More Heroes story Project [REC]. Keep an eye out for that.

List of Future Fics:

- Moral Compass: The tale of a cranky diagnostician, a superhero, and a piece of paper. (Trauma Center/Team, oneshot)

- Bento Boxes: The heat in the kitchen goes over 90 degrees as Maria and Tomoe race to cook for their shared beloved. (Trauma Center/Team, oneshot)

- Fun and Games: For now, Xiaoyu and co. will have their fun and debate over cotton candy, stuffed animals, and roller coasters. But is everything really alright with the world? (Tekken, oneshot)

- It's the Little Things that Count: Still in denial of her father's death, Cheryl decides to look through some of her old things in order to soak her mind in his essence. (Silent Hill, series, post-Shattered Memories)

- The Cosmic Usurper: Everything in the universe is back in balance. The King of All Cosmos is back on his feet and the Prince is back to being his packmule. After saving the world 5 times, can he keep his repressed feelings under control? (Katamari Damacy, oneshot)

- There's No Pleasing Women: After the events of Desperate Struggle have come and gone, does Travis still have a chance with the leading ladies in his life? (No More Heroes, oneshot)

- Fencing Practice: Visiting the village of Tenel for a while, Princess Marlene decides to use this empty time to learn how to fight with Ari, in the event that she may get kidnapped. (Okage: Shadow King, oneshot)

- Irony: Susan was always there for Meg, so how come that bratty redhead and that ditzy blonde get more attention than her?! (Rule of Rose, oneshot)

- Vacation: "Let's head to Mexico!", she says. "The Sierra Madres are beautiful this time of year!" she says. I'm gonna get rid of her once we get out of this mess...IF we get out of this mess... (Trauma Center/Team, series)

- Neapolitan: Mild and enjoyable. Sweet, sour, and tart. Deep and passionate. A relationship in three flavors. (Trauma Team/Center, short series)

- Brother and Sister: Everything eventually rusts away, and friendships are no exception. (.flow, series)

- Repentance: I'm having that dream again. I can see the remains of those who have tried to run from their sins. Will I end up like that? (Crossover, Silent Hill and Yume Nisshi, oneshot)

- Just Like Eveline: He sits at the stool and tried to sip the last of his beer. "I tried to give her everything she needed and what did she give me back? Nothing." (No More Heroes, oneshot)

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"Eat my butt, cruel fate! My only disability is never getting bored!"

Hanna Thompson, Octopus Pie

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- There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, Ashley, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as okay, but he really liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...which movie theater and what time.

Ashley went to the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney asked Jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "Hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. She and Jack were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school, Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days, Ashley wasn't there. A week later, her mother found her in her closet dead...She commited suicide because she had loved Jack somuch.Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read:

My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movies and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

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- If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, paste this into your profile.

What is your birthdate? Shouldn't it say so right at the top of my profile?

Part 2: The Family:

How would you describe your family? Covertly dysfunctional.

Are your parents married? Still are.

Siblings or an only child? A difficult younger brother.

If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest? Oldest.

What are your siblings names and ages? I suppose you want his cap and gown size too?

Which parent do you get along with best? My father.

What do you fight about? My mother having to quit babying me.

Do you have step parents? No.

Part 3: The Friends:

Do you have more than one best friend? No.

Who are your best friends? A girl from middle school

What do you like to do when you are together? Watch movies

Do you share the same interests? A few.

Which friend can you tell anything to? None.

Part 4: Your Personality:

How high/low is your self esteem? Eh...fiddy-fiddy.

Are you an extrovert or an introvert? Introvert.

Are you happy? ...Not really.

Do you live life to the fullest? I try to.

Part 5: Appearance:

Are you comfortable with the way you look? Getting close to it.

Do you have any piercings besides your ears? None.

Describe your hair… A curly brown mess.

What make-up do you wear? None.

How do you dress? Either a graphic tee or a tank top, some cargos or jean shorts, and a pair of sneakers.

Part 6: The Past:

Were you a strange child? Yup.

What did you use to love that you no longer do? SpongeBob. Corporate marketing ruined him!

Do you have the same friends? No.

Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing? Stuff happened when I was 8. That's it.

Part 7: The Future

What is your ambition? To become either a general surgeon, a medical lab technitian, or a forensic examiner.

Are you scared of growing old? No.

Do you want to get married? Hell no. I believe that if you really love each other, then you just stay together, that's that.

Part 8: The Outdoors:

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Indoors.

What is your favorite season? I can't really decide since each has their own good quality about them.

Do you like walking in the rain? Yes.

Part 9: Food:Are you a vegetarian? No.

What is your favorite fruit? Bananas, I think.

What food makes you want to gag? Oysters.

What is your favorite dessert? Cheesecake.

What is your favorite restaurant? Olive Garden.

Are you a fussy eater? No doubt.

Part 10: Relationships and Love:

Are you single or taken? Single.

If taken who is the lucky guy/girl? See above.

Do you think love is the best feeling in the world? Well, it's an awesome feeling, but it's nothing to get so worked up about.

Do you believe in love at first sight? No.

Part 11: Experiences:

What was one of your greatest experiences? Being named valedictorian of my middle school.

What was one of your worst? My first anaemia attack.

Have you ever done drugs? No.

Have you ever thought you were going to die? Yes.

Have you ever suffered from depression? Yes

- [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You have your own room

[x] You own a cell phone

[x] You have an mp3 player/Ipod/discman

[x] Your parents are still married

[x] You love your family

[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You dress the way you want to

[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week

[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room

[x] You have never been beaten up

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to

[x] Your room is big enough for you

[ ] People don't use you for something you have

[x] You have been to the movies

TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have over 500 friends on Facebook

[ ] You have pictures on Facebook

[x] Your parents let you have a Facebook

[x] You get allowance/loan

[x] You collect something normal

[x] You look forward to going to college

[x] You don't wish you were someone else

[ ] You play a sport

[x] You want to do something after school/college

TOTAL: 16

[ ] You own a car/truck

[x] You usually don't fight with your parents

[x] You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card in your life

[x] You have friends

[x] You've never had a detention

TOTAL: 20

[x] You know what is going on in the world

[ ] You are happy with your life

[x] You usually aren't sick

[x] You know more than one language

[x] You have a screen name

[ ] You know the words to more than 5 songs

[ ] You have no enemies

TOTAL OVERALL: 24 x 3 = 72

I apparently have a C- in life...yay.

- ツンデレ Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)

[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities. (As far as I'm told)[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.

Total: 4

ヤンデレ Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)

[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.[ ] Schizophrenic?

Total: 2

メガネっ娘 Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)

[ ] You have glasses.[x] You are/can sometimes/always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.[x] You take discipline seriously[x] You have some sort of fetish for something. (That one's going with me to the grave...)

Total: 4

突っ込み Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)

[x] You have friend(s) who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”[x] You swear a lot.[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.

Total: 3

ボケ Boke (Dumb Guy)

[ ] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.[x] You are normally very laid-back and carefree.[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.

Total: 4

大 和撫子 Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)

[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.[/] You’re an excellent cook. (...I can microwave stuff.)[ ] You are hardly ever angry.[ ] You have really long hair.

Total: 1.5

Sexy Character

[x] Your bust/package is...formidable.[ ] You like making sexual innuendos. (Dude, that's just...no.)[x] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.

Total: 2

Loli/Shota Character

[x] You like sweets or chocolate.[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”. (MUTHAFUCKIN' KAWAII BITCH)[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc... (DIE)[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc..[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.

Total : 3

#1 - Tsundere/Meganekko/Boke (AHAHAHAHAH...wut.)

#2 - Tsukkomi/Loli

- ~~ Hatsune Miku ~~[x]You like the color aqua.[ ]You have tasted leek and liked it.[ ]You have a high pitched voice.[ ]You have long hair.[ ]You are very popular.[ ]You have a hard time singing low notes.Total: 1

~~ Kagamine Rin ~~[ ]You have blond hair and blue eyes.[x]You like oranges.[ ]You like to wear bows.[ ]You can hit higher pitches than other people.[ ]You have a twin brother.[x]You like the color yellow.Total: 2

~~ Kagamine Len ~~[x]You like bananas.[ ]You have a twin sister.[ ]You have blond hair and blue eyes.[x]You are often called a girl. (NAWWWWW)[x]You can hit low pitches and high pitches with no trouble[x]You like to wear shorts.Total: 4

~~ Megurine Luka ~~[ ]You have a womanly voice.[x]You can hit low pitches easily.[x]You like the colors pink and blue.[x]You struggle to hit high notes.[x]You like tuna.[ ]You have/had pink hair at some point in your life.Total: 4

~~ MEIKO/Sakine Meiko ~~[ ]You like sake.[x]You have brown hair.[x] You like the color red.[ ]You get drunk easily.[x]You act like a older sister to other people.[ ]You are quite violent.Total: 3

~~ KAITO/Shion Kaito ~~[x]You like ice-cream.[x]You like the color blue.[x]You are easy-going.[x]You like to wear scarves. (Besides peacoats, they are the most badass articles of clothing ever)[x]You are often bullied/teased by others.[ ]You can only hit low, deep notes.Total: 5

~~ Megpoid Gumi ~~[x]You like carrots.[ ]You want/had green hair at some point in your life.[ ]You have long bangs at the side of your face.[x]You can hit low and high pitches easily.[x]You like the colours green, orange and/or yellow.[ ]You like to sing calm songs.Total: 3

~~ Zatsune Miku ~~[x]You are considered very evil.[ ]You have/had black hair in some point in your life.[ ] You are sometimes called a goth.[x]You like the colours black and red.[ ]You can sometimes be very violent.[x]You get angry easily.Total: 3

- Level 1( ) Smoked A Cigarette( ) Smoked A Cigar( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.SO FAR: 0

Level 2(x) Are / Been In Love( ) Dumped someone( ) Been Fired(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 2

Level 3( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person(x) Skipped Class( ) Slept With A Co-worker(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 4

Level 4(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart/sheezyart/FF Friends( ) Been To Paris( ) Been To Spain(x) Been On A Plane(x) Thrown Up From Drinking (Not alcohol, just too much water and Apple Jacks)

Level 22(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 46

Level 23( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree(x) Climbed A Tree(x) Had/Been In A Tree House(x) Been scared to Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 49

Level 24( ) Believed In Ghosts( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes at one time( ) Gone Streaking( ) been in Jail

SO FAR: 49

Level 25( ) Played Chicken( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on(x) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger(x) Broken A Bone(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 52

Level 26( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one(x) Caught A Butterfly(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 31( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint( ) Had sex in the rain( ) Flattened someones tires(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 64

I've done 64 of the 120 stupidest things on Earth

- Appearance:[ ] = You have blue/green eyes.[ ] = You blush a lot.[x] = You giggle.[x] = You are quiet[x] = You say random, silly, things.[ ] = You have a baby face.[x] = You wear a more down-to-earth style of clothing.[ ] = You do not wear halter tops or anything too showy.[x] = You are under 5 feet 6 inches tall.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

Innocence:[x] = You are a virgin.[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush[ ] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.[x] = You like to cuddle.[ ] = You have never played the nervous game.[ ] = You do not even know what the nervous game is.

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

Colors:[x] = You like the color pink/light blue.[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

Personality:[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.[x] = You would consider yourself shy.[ ] = You like happy upbeat music.[ ] = You like "cutesy" music.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

What YOU think is cute:[x] = You like small animals.[ ] = You like babies a lot.[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww TOTAL: 13

When Lisa Cunningham dies in a car accident, she leaves her sixteen year-old son with nowhere else to go but to the father that he has never known. Now Gabe and Joshua must struggle to understand each other before others separate them for good.

Under the rubble of a war-torn world, you have to fight to take what's yours. She's come to take back her name. He's arrived to fight for his heart. As their comrades and enemies enter the battlefield, it'll become one hell of a fight. Later follows Scenario Campaign storyline. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING UPDATES

TT. A collection of drabbles/oneshots of touching and humorous moments between Gabe and Joshua. No necessary plotline but full of stories from when they are reunited and so forth. Better explanation inside. GabexLisa and some JoshuaxAlyssa.

AU. Takes place after Chapter 3 in TC:UTK2. After an unexpected failed operation in Hope Hospital, Mercer takes Derek's depression to his advantage and persuades Derek to join the HOA in exchange of the recovery of Derek's Healing Touch. Almost done!

They were just laid-back evenings with good conversation and meaningless sex...yet those meetings might somehow teach a woman with a terminal illness and a man with a failed marriage the meaning of mortality, responsibility, and true friendship. GabeNaomi

In the beginning, there was canon. And God saw that the canon was lame, and God said "This canon is lame." Read on for the Ten Commandments of Fanfiction Authors! I do not own the original, this is a parody.

In having completed their quests for own personal reasons, every warrior has a story to tell in the wake of their success or failure. What lies within their soul is truth. Drabbles on every SC character, taking place after their game endings. COMPLETE

A dying flame found her way to Resurgam, and suddenly began to shine. But everyone at Resurgam knows that it can't possibly be that simple. Is it something about her past? Or is there more to her than meets the eye? OC story, may contain pairings.

Memories. It seemed that was all Gabriel had left of being a husband and father. He wanted only to be there for Joshua, but could that one desire be out of reach? Rated T. R&R always appreciated. Chapter 4 now up.

Soon her thoughts returned to her assistant. Should she have really asked him to do this for her? Could Little Guy really handle a child as hyper as Alyssa? She sat there, and sighed. "I really should take some cooking lessons…" -Some Naomi/Lil'Guy Fluff

Post-game. Gabriel Cunningham enjoys a day to rest from his job in his office. Unfortunately, he has to deal with work, an annoying buzzing fly, and his laziness. Thankfully, the Path of Honor will guide him to success...not.

What happens when the Soul Calibur characters air their problems on a talk show? CHAPTER 14: Hwang and Yun Seong are rivals in their love for Seong Mina and they are both determined to fight over her. However which one would Mina choose?...Please R&R ppl!

After having dated for a few months already, Shinobu finds it for the best if Travis was to dispose of all of his 'Pure White Lover Bizarre jelly' merchandise, much to the male assassin's annoyance. Please R & R!

And just when you thought you were doing the right thing, all hell breaks loose. Chaos thereafter continually spins. Things fall apart. In the chaos, you need to defend everyone, everything. You need them with you. -Better Than Me Sequel- COMPLETE.

When all you hear is another entity in your own head, it makes you feel alone, worthless, and like a monster. It makes you believe there is no one with the same problems. Until you find someone just like you. COMPLETE

Throughout the land of Asclepia, there have been tales of destruction caused by a young man in a white suit. The clock is ticking as Derek Stiles and his motley crew of healers turned fighters must find the real solution before it's too late. AU

At Resurgam, the people often tend to those who are afflicted. But what to do when you, the doctor, are the victim? Chapter 6: "...Why do they enjoy hurting many others only to profit for themselves? Why can't they all just die?- Ah!"