Total Frat Move

Put simply, it's time for a national update on college fraternities. Greek life today makes Animal House look like a Pixar movie.

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Put simply, it's time for a national update on college fraternities. Greek life today makes Animal House look like a Pixar movie. The amount of alcohol that is being consumed, promiscuous sex that is being enjoyed, and intense drug-induced raging that is taking place on campuses across the country has quietly reached ridiculous new heights. Written with the goal of being the most fun you've ever had reading a book, TOTAL FRAT MOVE pulls back the curtain on this world of hard-partying American decadence. The stories are unabashed. They are hilarious. And they are going to blow you away. You're welcome, world.wnes Prescott III, the fictional epitome of a hard-partying fraternity member. Prescott will guide readers through all of the "nuances" of 21st century frat life, including unforgettable events such as rush, bid night, hell week, tailgating, and road trips. While the stories have been fictionalized for the sake of narrative, variations of everything in the book happen every year in colleges across America.Also included are the best one-liner TFMs and photos from the Total Frat Move website.Waking up in the hospital with your fake ID's name on your wristband. TFM.The "hey beautiful" mass text to every girl in your phone at 2:00 a.m. TFM.Slamming like it's the 60s, getting high like it's the 70s, dressing like it's the 80s, making money like it's the 90s and drinking like it's the end of the world. TFM.