Hipsters Love Beach Camping

Too cool for Coachella? Coachella too cool for you? Leave your flower crown and disposable cameras at home (actually it’d be dope if you brought those) and come camp by the beach!

We are spending two chill filled days at San Simeon State Park. Rumor is there’s gonna be a guest appearance by elephant seals (sometimes they scream and it’s funny). Also, you could probably still get artsy pictures here; we might even bring watermelon. But seriously, if you’ve never camped before, don’t worry! We will teach you all there is to know, but if you need further instruction do the opposite of everything this says: