skippy the bush kangaroo

Saturday, May 05, 2007

we love paris in the shower...we love paris in her cell...

a judge sentenced paris hilton to 45 days in jail friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on june 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, superior court judge michael t. sauer ruled after a hearing.

the judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

paris had her license suspended from that case, and was ordered to attend mandatory alcohol education classes, although from the sound of it, she seems to already be educated in alcohol. she failed to enroll in any such class.

paris, as a part of her probation, signed a document stating that her license was suspended. when she was stopped this last time, she told the police she didn't know her license was suspended. the signed document, however, was in the glovebox of her car at the time.

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