'the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind'

Ja Rule? Are you out there?

Uh, guys? A few days ago when I logged into this site to fiddle with the settings I noticed I had 28 email subscribers.

Today I have 199.

That cannot possibly be right.

Not because this blog isn’t a work of goddamned genius; I mean, we can all agree that never in the history of internet bullshittery has there been a more glorious jewel of perfect… uh, majestic… um…

Yeah, anyway.

I can’t help but wonder if the current tagline I’m using (THIS SITE IS TOTALLY *NOT* PORN. I SWEAR, in case you’ve not checked your Internet History in awhile)* was somehow picked up by a spambot. Or a cache of pervos.

Either way, welcome Spammers And/ Or Pervos: Welcome to The Sloppy Copy! I sure as shit hope: a) you’re real (not necessarily in a J-Lo way, but that’s cool too) and b) you’re a fan of Seinfeld.