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The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

Mobius: Greetings and salutations my fellow Nehellians. I have an important announcement for all of you, but this message is specifically for SEKURE Territories . *eye twitches for a second* Oh ehehe one second! PLESU-WASH-1337 COME CLEAN MY HANDS

Mobius: Ahhh yes! Plants? Ehe yes plants. Whats up with them? They THEY WATCHING US For centuries under countless planets of countless galaxies their roots have grown deep. They eheh they talk to one another! don't they? Yessss! Welll Heh eh I SAY NO MORE!!! FINLAND! Throw out your potted plants for they will pot you! Torch the trees lest you be devoured by their barky crust one day!

Mobius: Now because I CARE ABOUT ALL YOUR INDIVIDUAL SEKURENESS (and the environment)! I have placed this in a nearby primitive sektor, Smeeben. We wouldn't want anybody getting *looks pathetically terrified* UNSEKURE?!?!*cuts back to 80s pop music*

Karolous: Ahh thankye... I couldn't miss a moment of this... I was able to catch a signal from Finland of all places! Ever since that Clenn guy took over, he has provided me with endless entertainment.