What Are The Odds Justin Trudeau Wins?

Senator Patrick Brazeau and MP Justin Trudeau are set to box each other for charity on March 31rst. Now they are thinking of making bets with each other. Brazeau (Conservative) wants the loser to wear a sweater embroidered with the others political affiliation. Trudeau (a noted sissy) wants the loser to have his hair cut shorter.

Now that betting has begun here are the numbers:

Odds against Brazeau hitting Justin so hard that he wakes up in the 14th century are 20 to 1.

Odds against Justin chickening out and dressing up in drag to impersonate Elizabeth May to avoid the fight are 15 to 1.

The odds that Justin actually wins the fight are something like 1 in a hundred billion.