“‘Mother, She’s Just a Minimate!’ As If Men Don’t Desire Minimates…”

I admit freely that for the most part, I simply don’t get Minimates. I’m not sure what a cross between a licensed action figure, a Lego figure and one of the little Fisher Price people has in the way of appeal. That and I see far too many “versions” of figures, where it’s take a new form and slap the familiar face/paint job on it and now you’ve got how many different Captain Americas on your shelf? That being said, I have a weakness for…well, the twisted.