You’re more of an Austin Powers than a 007…

Why did Hannah think she and Caleb could pull off some deep shit without Spencer? They cause so many problems for her! Leaving blood all on the floor in the room…just sloppy! Then here comes traitor ass Toby and the lady cop snooping around. I never like butt chin ass toby, but I really can’t stand him now. Why become a cop when you know the shit you and the girls been dealing with for the past few years. Now you want to be all on the straight and narrow. Puhlease

Didn’t I say that girl was diggin on Emily?! I’m not even going to complain that much because at least now we don’t have to continuously hear about the paige and emily drama. She needed a change of scenery. They are going to be going steady for a while and then Paige is going to pop up on Em;s doorstep like, “Surprise!” and fuck everything up. Ugh. I’m not ready

Leave it to Emily to suggest they split up inside an abandoned ice cream factory. We know Spencer can handle her own, the other two, not so much. That being said, Spence and Aria were the ones who almost froze to death though. Emily taking forever and a day to bust a pipe, break the control box. What are you good for, Em?

Ashley and the preacher. I wish she would tell me she had to think about accepting my proposal. Yes or No! Simple as that. If it’s not a yes, than it’s a no! If you need to think about it, I don’t want it. Ted is obviously really nice.