â€¢ It’s great to see New York already embracing its new superstar. The Carnegie Deli announced that the overpriced, not-that-great deli will start selling this Melo sandwich. Look, the guy hasn’t won shit in the NBA. Enjoy him for the remainder of the season and a quick exit from the playoffs.

â€¢ Best idea we’ve seen in years…a slot machine that dispenses alcohol when you hit a winner. Awesome use of imagination. Just think – no more waitresses. Come to think of it, why hasn’t a casino figured out a way to run keg taps to Blackjack tables where the pit bosses refill your red cups. You’d be shitfaced, not have to leave your seat and just keep throwing money on the table to keep the suds coming. MBA students…snap to it.