It's (G) time to take my (C) drunk ass (G) home
I drank all the whiskey
And my (D) money's all (D7) gone
Hit on (G) all the girls
Sang (C) every (G) song
It's time to take my (D) drunk ass (G) home
Well, I (D) worked all week so (C) I could come (G) here
Have a good time and an ice cold (D) beer
But one turned to ten and (C) ten turned to (G) twenty
And twenty plus and empty bottle's (D) too damn many
Repeat Chorus
Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt
I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
My fall back plan has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad
Repeat Chorus
(C) I sucker punched my best friend
And the (G) bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band
(A) I look like hell
I feel like s**t
(D) I think it's time I (E) call it quits
Key Change
It's (A) time to take my (D) drunk ass (A) home
I drank all the whiskey
And my (E) money's all (E7) gone
Hit on (A) all the girls
Sang (D) every (A) song
It's time to take my (E) drunk ass (A) home
It's (A) time to take my (D) drunk ass (A) home
I twisted up my ankle
Can't (E) find my cell (E7) phone
Yeah my (A) lip's all busted
And my (D) bus is (A) gone
It's time to take my (E) drunk ass (A) home
If (A) ya'll agree
Then (D) sing along
It's (A) time to take my (E) drunk ass (D) home (E) (A)