Things To Do on Thursday, March 27.

Put A Sing On It.

Contemplating your plans for the immediate future? Almost always, we recommend going out and having some fun while you still can.

Why? Because, with the news that Russia has taken control of the Ukraine's combat dolphins, we're only becoming more and more certain that our long-term futures are going to be rather hellish. I mean, If we know Putin, he's probably already started devising a system to add frickin' laser beams to their heads.

Not good, people.

So pack as much living as you can these next few weeks. The end is pretty much right around the corner.

Uncle Kracker at Gas Monkey Bar and GrillHas anyone transitioned from rap-rock to country more gracefully than Uncle Kracker? The complete remaking of his image over the years, arguably, surpasses the transition of his onetime bandmate Kid Rock, who himself has gone from hip-hop DJ to rap-rocker to just-plain-rocker to country-friendly southern-rocker. 'Murica! Anyway, Drake White and The Big Fire open this one. — Cory Graves

The Districts at DadaTwo biggest examples of bands of high schoolers that completely immersed themselves in their dads' record collections and subsequently mastered genres that died out long before they were born? Ireland's The Strypes, whose sped-up take on the Stones has earned them tremendous global buzz of late, and Pennsylvania's The Districts, whose modernized take on Dylan's electric years is deceptively sincere. The latter headlines this bill, which also features Denton's Bashe and Dallas' Valise. — CG

Beyonce Sing-a-Long Party at Alamo DrafthouseLong live Beyonce, hip-hop's reigning Queen B, who'll be the sole focus of this tribute party. Gather with fellow Sasha Fierce devotees and sing along to Yonce's hits while music videos dating all the way back to her Destiny's Child days play on the big screen. We gotta say, it's a concept we're pretty drunk in love with. — PP

Spring What to Wear Fashion Show Mockingbird StationStrut your way over to Mockingbird Station for yet more tips on what to wear this spring. The Spring What to Wear Fashion Show aims to provide that certain je ne sais quoi that only a French-themed show can provide — one that will be bolstered by the fact that attendees at this one can also enter for a chance to win a trip of a lifetime to the City of Lights itself. Gorgeous models will be in full supply, as will free drinks and free food. Rounding out this event will be music provided by DJ Blake Ward and a performance by The O's. — Porschia Paxton

Moda Belletto Presents: Unmasked Fashion Show Benefiting P.A.I.N. at Caldwell Arte ExposicionThe Dallas chapter of P.A.I.N, a filmmaking organization dedicated to bringing awareness to domestic violence, will be launching tonight while raising money to prevent domestic violence in neighborhoods. Moda Bolletto is a consulting agency for models and actors, and it provided the actors for this show's short films, which are meant to show off the all-too-real domestic violence experiences that can and do happen. Come out to this event for a good cause — along with a passion for fashion, too. There will be a raffle with prizes ranging from artwork to spa goods by Elizabeth Arden, with proceeds donated to P.A.I.N. and Genesis Women's Shelter & Support. — PP

Night of News at Krimson and KloverUpscale Uptown women's fashion boutique Krimson & Klover will host a fashion and jewelry-filled night inside its old Victorian-style home. There will be a trunk show featuring handmade jewelry by Ammunition Jewelry, which was founded by Texans Apple Price and Jayme Wakefield, whose creations are made from recycled materials and raw gems. Other featured items will come from Mahogany Blues swimwear, Chicago based Blank nation apparel, and Klutch Handbags, with proceeds going to local Dallas charity Jonathan's Place. Discounts will be offered, and refreshments are a given. — PP

Triple Lutz at Double WideLocal '80s friendly rockers Hello Lover technically headline this bill. But the more interesting thing about this one might be the debut performance from newcomers Triple Lutz, who'll open tonight's show. The trio consists of Cheyenne “Sir Silky” Schweitzer and galleryCat members Jonny Mack and Rich Williams. — CG

Cory Graves is the Associate Editor at Central Track. He enjoys not only writing about Dallas and its local music scene, but being a part of it as a member of the band Vandoliers. Courtney Love once referred to him onstage as “my fucking therapist,” which he immediately put on his resume.