A while back, before i could drive, my dad actually convinced taco bell to deliver...

he and my mom had way too much to drink and had the drunk-munchies for some tacos so they called the local tacobell and the manager was just getting off and happened to live a few miles away from us. he brought us our food and we gave him a $20 tip for his troubles... Best. Dinner. Ever.

to this day whenever someone questions my dads ability to do anything, he just responds with, "hey, i made taco bell deliver, remember?"