Smashed Hat:Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

the_rhino:I would like to plug and play my hard drive into all of their ports

well you might have a problem there with your old IDE ribbon dangling harddrive... they are only compatible with SATA and USB 3.0... and if they are going to be using adapters, they'll be using them on each other.

lilplatinum:Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

We do? I only heard the "Sitzpinkler" being used to shame the ones sitting down. On the other hand, you could also use it for those standing up and pissing on the seat.

lilplatinum:Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

From the very firt month pictured:Henning Schneider: "November: Laura is tied to the NextCube, just like we're all tied to the internet. Steve Jobs built the NextCube after getting fired from Apple 1988/89. Tim Berners-Lee then used it to program the first server and browser and gave birth to the WWW as we know it."

1988/89 WAS NOT IN THE 70's, FARKMITTER!!!

Somehow I knew this would be the farking case when I clicked on the link. Now onto the hot chicks in authoritarian garb and kinky computer bondage poses... WIth computers from the 80's, and probably into the 90's...

ZeroCorpse:Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

What annoys me is hipster assholes who forget (or never knew) that part of the reason nerds are nerds is that they were themselves marginalized, and who now take it upon themselves to declare who is and isn't a nerd or a geek or whatthefarkever.

lucksi:lilplatinum: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

We do? I only heard the "Sitzpinkler" being used to shame the ones sitting down. On the other hand, you could also use it for those standing up and pissing on the seat.

So, is it Stehpinkler then or some other word?

No need to be so defensive, Gerry - I support your right to be a dirty Stehpinkler... (I almost pissed myself - standing - laughing when I saw this sign in the reich for the first time:

ZeroCorpse:Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

The fake geek chic thing has been annoying since day one. That said, the girl pretending to play Gameboy could soullessly pander to me all day long. I'd even let her wear the stupid glasses and pretend to listen while she talks about how much ass that Zelda dude kicks.

ZeroCorpse:Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls [...] Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

Expecting authenticity from this sort of media is like expecting filet mignon from Carl's Jr. They'll go with whatever pushes the most buttons, and they've apparently decided that means "regular models wearing glasses". While it could be better, it's not insanely terrible.

(One of the captions referred to a "Mac IIe". Furrfu. The machine was an Apple IIe....)

danceswithcrows:ZeroCorpse: Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls [...] Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

Expecting authenticity from this sort of media is like expecting filet mignon from Carl's Jr. They'll go with whatever pushes the most buttons, and they've apparently decided that means "regular models wearing glasses". While it could be better, it's not insanely terrible.

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(One of the captions referred to a "Mac IIe". Furrfu. The machine was an Apple IIe....)

Put those tits in a pair of cat glasses and stand them next to some books. Original.