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S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I just meant it hadn't been officially announced, I wasn't implying there were shenanigans. If Parker says he's the new permawriter, he's the new permawriter. Damn, you guys are paranoid.

My comment was in jest, though you guys should probably always be at the ready to reset the counter...

mrorangesoda wrote:My comment was in jest, though you guys should probably always be at the ready to reset the counter...

I get multiple tweets demanding we do every day. I have to say, "we reset that counter for that last week" or "that's not really a new stupid thing as much as an extension of the last one." People are bloodthirsty.

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols.""Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?""Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?Well that explains a lot :lol:

BubbaKanoosh wrote:Old Doctor is the NuDCU's Catscratch

io9 wrote:What We Learned From Obsessively Studying The New Suicide Squad Footage - Toronto is a dark and dangerous place, full of menace.

IvCNuB4 wrote:Pssst. I hear that the Crime Syndicate's mysterious hooded prisoner is the Earth-3 Harold Whiner

If that's true, then as Superwoman said, I'M the only thing the Crime Syndicate has to worry about. That must make ME more powerful than the DCnU Justice League, Justice League America, Justice League Dark, Teen Titans, and every other hero in the DCnU present.

Even a fake me is worth more than all the fake heroes of the nU put together. AWESOME.

Herald wrote:Peter David did a better job of making Aquaman interesting and important, and had a longer run, to boot. And he wrote the book without harping repeatedly on Aquaman's poor reputation due to Superfriends[/url], like Johns did.

Yeah, I feel like a college girl snookered by a chatty married guy for going ga-ga over Aquaman at issue 9, back-buying the missing issues, and treating the mag as one of the privileged "day and date reads" (that I read in my car while driving out of the LCS parking lot into heavy traffic).

Everything was going great until "Atlanteans Attack!".

And yeah the Aquaman "superfriends" jokes started out funny but faded quickly. For one thing, how many of DC's "new readers" have even heard of the Superfriends? "Superfriends? Wasn't that a knock-off of the X-men animated series?"

We all know that singing Aquaman from the Brave and the Bold cartoon is the one true incarnation of Aquaman!