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Monday, March 03, 2008

Christian One-Liners

These one-liners can make one laugh, not because they are funny, but on how much truth it reveals. I do not know the origin but they can be obtained from many places like here, here and here. I have indicated those I like with (*), the more the better.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons, than it is to live one. (**)

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. (**)

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.