-During WrestleMania 9 in the match with Hogan/Beefcake vs Money Inc. right after Beefcakes accident when he had to get screws in his face. I'm just going by memory so it may be off a little.

Heenan: What's that sound?
Vince or Gorilla: I beg your pardon?
Heenan: When Beefcake gets hit, it sounds like a trip to the hardware store, I can hear the screws moving!
Vince or Gorilla: How dare you say such a thing! You're talking like he's a robot, that man is a human being!

-During the Survivor Series 91 first Survivor match when Piper and Flair were feuding when both teams were done being introduced and were talking smack at each other.

Gorilla or Vince: Oh yeah, Piper wants some of Flair you can see him pointing at him.
Heenan: He doesn't want any part of Flair, he's pointing to the guy selling Cokes and peanuts.

Heenan always makes me laugh. Wish there was a commentator like him again.