Slimy Siren Has Traded Her Tongue In On A Nun Habit

After years of playing the stupid little girl Horny Montoona for the demonic Dismal Network, and then overnight turning into a pornographic female version of Krampus the Christmas Demon and "twerking" up a tempest on stage for a few months, (Twerking aparently is a trendy new name for undulating one's protuberance and flopping the large buttcheeks up and down.

Satanic Singer, Slimy Siren has joined a convent at Our Sisters of The Morbidly Obese Demon Children. Her 300 pound tongue put her over the line for the weight requirement of 300 pounds. Doctors say she may have to resign if the pustules, spores, and face eating amoebas on her waggling huge facial member ever heal or need to be amputated. She said "Fat Chance Skinny Knees" to Kathy Kornkob who interviewed her for something.

If anyone would like to bet on when she will be going into rehab you can probably search engine some key words and find a place in Vegas to do it. Not to promote gambling, strictly fun.

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