UNCLE WALT’S H.Q. — In the wake of Christian satirical news site The Babylon Bee being threatened by Facebook for promoting “fake news,” Uncle Walt’s Insider released a statement today reassuring its readers that they can completely trust what they read here (see the full text of the statement below). In fact, as the statement says, both fact-checking website Snopes and the Facebook truthiness division (or whatever they’re called) have evaluated every article ever appearing on Uncle Walt’s Insider and have pronounced us as “110% accurate” and that “Uncle Walt’s in no way ever makes up stuff, and certainly would never stoop to creating self-serving quotes out of whole cloth.”

The full text of the statement follows:

UNCLE WALT’S H.Q. — In the wake of Christian satirical news site The Babylon Bee being threatened by Facebook for promoting “fake news,” Uncle Walt’s Insider released a statement today reassuring its readers that they can completely trust what they read here (see the full text of the statement, um, here). In fact, as this statement says, both fact-checking website Snopes and the Facebook truthiness division (or whatever they’re called) have evaluated every article ever appearing on Uncle Walt’s Insider and have pronounced us as “110% accurate” and that “Uncle Walt’s in no way ever makes up stuff, and certainly would never stoop to creating self-serving quotes out of whole cloth.”