Drinks as personality pointers

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality
based on what she drinks (and how you approach them if you're interested in
them). Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The
results:

Girl Drinks

Drink: BeerPersonality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender DrinksPersonality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed DrinksPersonality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years... Alzheimer's
and term limits be damned.

Drink: White ZinPersonality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has
no clue.Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Drink: ShotsPersonality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk... and
naked.Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

Guy Drinks

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.