Why Am I Here?
I joined IGN to speculate about Brawl and that was fun for a while but as time progressed the joy diminished. It wasn’t just because of the idiot users who no one cared about, it was because I was one of the idiot users who no one cared about. Who the hell would I mention in my first milestone, all the popular users who didn’t even know me? So I decided to go to a different board so I could better myself as a user, that board was the Star Fox Board. But that place was pretty much dead at the time so I came here instead.

Top 5 Boss Battles

5.) Master Hand

Don’t deny it, first time you went up against Master Hand you thought it was awesome (or ridiculous). Is it Sakurai’s hand? Don’t ask me such stupid questions.

4.) Dark Matter King

This guy doesn’t actually have a name (and I couldn’t find a picture of him). He is the second to last boss in Kirby 64 and, in my opinion, is a lot harder than 02. Sure, even Dark Matter King isn’t that hard, but as a small child he is the most challenging thing ever. I had no Idea WTF to do. Took me a while to realize I had to use his powers against him.

Say what you want about Wind Waker, but… y’know what? Don’t say what you want about Wind Waker, it kicked your ass 5 times over. This boss fight is no exception. You think you’ll get a lumbering monster, but no. Fat Ganon pulls out ****ing swords. Epic. Plus Zelda helps, which is cool.

1.) Chaos 6 v.s. Big the Cat
vs
self-explanatory

Questions

Hottempered’s QsWhat is your favorite thing about this board? the fact that it doesn’t suck.When did you start posting here? I didn’t become a regular until January Where is one place in the world you want to visit before you die? The After LifeIf you could own one fictional piece of equipment, what would it be? TG ray gun, lolHow would you change the world if you could? That’s something I won’t answer until I have the power to do so.

InvaderMatt’s QsWhy the hell did they make chocolate Skittles? they made chocolate skittles.Why is Naruto so popular? things just happenWhat is a shellblade? I myself did not know until recently, turns out it’s an obscure clam like Zelda enemy found in the Water Temples of TP and OoT.

Feelafear12’s QA baker decides to give you a sweetroll. But while he is doing so, you can't help but realize that he's moving his left arm near your crotch. As his chubby hands draw ever closer to violate your bodily sanctuary, you quickly put the sweetroll away and bolt towards the exit...only to find it locked! No one else is inside the bakery, just you and the lust-filled perverted baker. Armed with a sweetroll and nothing more, what will you do? Midnight Bliss his ass, just without the blood sucking part.

JayReturns’ QsWhat makes that doughnut icon of your so irresitable? I just like doughnuts.I didnt majorly mention you in my 1K, truce? I don’t do minor mentions, you’re either mentioned, or you’re not.Best game you've ever played? Too hard to decide. LolWorst game yo've ever played? Batman Forever for SNES.What do you prefer? Teh Vesti or Duh Vesti THE Vesti

AlphaTM’s QsChocolate frosted, or plain? Sprinkles, or plain?

I will defeat you!
NO U

DarkLink’s QThe fact that the donut has no distinguishable face makes all of your posts seem rather cold and impersonal.

BigChris117’s Q’sAre you gay? and if you are....Do you have a gay lover living inside the house with you right now? yeah, it's you.

Slijicoaaahhter SOUL’s QsDo you support Tails Doll X Marine?
Do you support Soul X Mykee (Youtube does )
What was your first Sonic game?
Do you like peanut butter?
Do you like Lost? (Damn straight, you better!)
How cool is Mephiles?
Do you have an SNN account?
kinda
no
Sonic 3
yes
kinda
as cool as a recolor can get
no

SlashPrower’s QsDo I own the color purple now?

Have you seen the pencil thing?

Who's your favorite Batman villain besides the Joker?

What's your favorite fighting game series?

Favorite RPG?

What's your biggest character flaw?

What's the best thing about you?

You do know it's Slash PROWER, not Slash POWER, right?

no

*** yes

Riddler

Smash Bros.

Paper Mario

I'm beyond flaws and perfections

I'm beyond best and worst

Yes

Rob-Bert’s QAre you a Gerber baby?
maybe

Slayer’s QFavorite movie?
too many to choose

NintendoLea18’s QsSo, how easy is it to get to 5K?
What is your favourite doughnut flavour?
Where is your username from?
Your first encounter of Sonic?
Best meal evar?
Best song evar?
Which new Sonic game you looking forward to the most?

pretty easy
glazed and plain
It originated from when I was playing with my friends when I was six. We were playing spies and shellblade was my codename.
Sonic 3
Rice Peel off
Miss American Pie
Unleashed

BTW, Sonic Board the movie essentially has no specific plot other than the world has been ****ed with by a loon who found the power to warp reality and that many characters are after that loon. Bare in mind not all mention will have a SBM part to them.

JayReturns is awesome. He blows the ,“new users suck “ stereotype away. Always contributing to topics and just an all-around nice guy. I think I may have been the person to tell someone to adopt you . I’m glad Lea did.SBM: Jay is on one of the many squads to go looking for the man who made the world how it is. During an intense fire fight , Jay is separated from his squad (technically his squad was eaten but whatever). He eventually finds help in the form of Dr. Fear12 and the Melancholy Mountain Man, Shell.

cargochaos. If it’s something weird and off topic, chances are it’s something cargo
said. I like cargo, I wish he’d come back. He’s funny. SBM: Cargo leads a squad of monster hunters with Lea and Crusher. They are thrown into the madness after a confrontation with a dark and mature bounty hunter.

BigChris117… SBM N**** you just don’t mess with

Hottempered: You’re not very hot tempered for a guy who’s name is Hottempered… I love you BTW.SBM HT uses a whip and fedora as his weapons of choice. He is a the world’s greatest tomb raider, or so he thought. While searching for the crystal pelvis in the Valley of Shadow Spammers, he found that his rival, PuppyLuv had already stolen it. He pursues her for the next several days only for both him and his rival to be tracked down and recruited on to DeoxysPrime’s “dream team”

PuppyLuv1: A good user whom I do not not not dislike. Feela keeps her away though. lolSBM: see HT

feelafear12. LAME. I just kidding, I actually like you. I guess you could go as far as to say we’re “buddays”. The doughnut is a better brother than Yang ever was.SBM: As the scientist, Dr.Fear12, he aspired to create clones of the best soldiers to help aid Prime’s cause for staying alive during the war. His colleagues, Dr. Rob Bert and Dr. DL abandoned the project due to the fact that their colleague was so lame. Fear tested the experiment on himself but the result was a psychotic reptilian clone garbed in white robes called Jesus Raptor. Feela sets off to find and kill his evil clone, later being aided by the Melancholy Mountain Man.

Venom1281. Venom is always on top of things. I’m sure the entire board appreciates him, I sure as hell do. He’s intelligent to boot.SBM: Detective Venom is so close to finding out the identity of the man who killed his wife, but things take a turn when he is recruited onto Deoxys’ team tto help hunt down the one responsible for ****ing reality. Over the course of his adventure, the renegade known as “SOUL” is revealed to be his wife’s murderer. Or so he is lead to believe…

AlphaTM. are we in some sort of battle? I don’t know what’s going on.SBM Alpha and his son, Blitz, are the last surviving members of monster hunting squad. These two are the first to encounter the man who two World ****er’s true identity is, only to realize…

BlitzFatty is lolsauce

Invader_matt: This is a pretty cool guy. No joke he really is, although I don’t know what he’s trying to invade.SBM: Invader Matt was one of the many things created when reality was screwed over. He however has a mind and feels what his kin do not. On the night before his fellow aliens were going to raid a defenseless village, he completed construction on his greatest creation, Omega. The two then exterminated the evil beasts.

Omegatherobot: I less than 3 you, Omega. You always have witty posts and it’s good to know that there are users as cool as you at there.SBM: Omega was designed by the alien, Matt. The two of them bring heaping bowl of justice to killer beasts of the world. He also has a canon gun stored in his crotch.

[b]SlashPrower:[b] The most loveable schizophrenic EVAR. Slash has always been a cool user.
[b]SBM:[b] Slash is teamed up with Mykee as the two bounty hunters search for the renegade SOUL. They later get into a scuffle with Cargo’s gang when they attempt to defend SOUL. What happens next? dunno

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[b]Mykee881211:[/b] He really is Dark and Mature, well more so mature than he is dark. I’d hit it
[b]SBM:[/b] See Slash

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[b]ILikeBlackMage:[/b] O RLY?
[b]SBM:[/b] The one in charge of DP’s organization while he is away. He forms his own team of three to fend off the beast at their gate..

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[b]ultimatespidey1:[/b] Have you learned to turn the fans off yet?
[b]SBM:[/b] Spidey was selected to be Funk’s stand in while he was off adventuring with DP’s army. His acute senses make sure that the always knows when enemies are sneaking up

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[b]Rob-Bert:[/b] You almost always have something intelligent to say. A user who knows how to pwn nubs, with words.
[b]SBM:[/b] After leaving feela’s project behind, Rob and DL joined DP’s group. Secretly, they plan to over throw their allies and become their new leaders.

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[b]DarkLink:[/b]A great user who I guess is one of Sonic Boards’ mascots. Don’t stop not sucking.
[b]SBM:[/b] See Rob

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[b]funk1231:[/b] Whether or not you’re fond of me, I still think you’re a great user. A guy who tells it like it is and doesn’t take ****.
[b]SBM[/b]: No longer trusting of the new recruits, Funk convinces DP that they should track down the mastermind themselves. Although he is angered by DP’s choice of a substitute, he does not attempt to kill Classy.

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[b]SLJCOAAATR_SOUL:[/b] Thanks for the full ear adoption, or at least that’s what the contest said lol. How come you never e-mail me anymore?
[b]SBM[/b]: SOUL was framed for many murder crimes across the country and is now in the top ten on it’s Most Wanted List. His neon green hair can blind you if you get too close.

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[b]UltimateSonicfan9.0:[/b] I like you, you’re a cool user that seems to be hip and happanin.
[b]SBM[/b]: Employed as GE’s substitute, “Yusef” is tasked with leading many troops into battle. He later realizes that he is the ninth in a series of battle droids which would’ve lead him to insanity if it weren’t for the fact that he wasn’t emotionally challenged

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[b]nate38:[/b] I’m beginning to overflow this thread with mentions so I’m sorry if this is short. You’re awesome, I love you
[b]SBM:[/b] Two immortal beings, Dillo and Nate, have battled for centuries in another dimension in an effort to prove who is more awesome. But when reality is turned up side down, the two are turned into mortal men (awesome mortal men) and are forced to work together to regain there true forms.

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[b]Dillo64:[/b] Remember your alcoholic rage on smash boardswhen we realized Mewtwo wasn’t in Braw? Or when everyone thought you were a girl? Good times.
[b]SBM:[/b] See Nate.

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[b]Oneironama:[/b] Simply put. A fantastic user. Thanks for the snaks
[b]SBM:[/b]tis a secret not revealed until the end.

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[b]NintendoLea18:[/b] such a nice user you are. I remember first seeing you on the Zelda boards
[b]SBM:[/b] See Cargochaos

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[b]GelatinousEncore[/b] Always good to see this guy. I remember you called me an e-pimp, thanks for that.
[b]SBM:[/b] Encore is a long time friend of Deoxys. When DP says he’ll be forming a team to venture out and stop the madness from spreading, GE is one of the first to jump on board. His sharp wit and combat skills get the team out of many sticky situations.

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[b]DeoxysPrime:[/b] One of the best users here, thanks for the kick ass MUs
[b]SBM:[/b] The Leader and Founder of the organization known as Sonic Board. After seeing so many troops die, he takes matters into his own hands and begins to assemble a team/ small army to cleanse the world of the madness that has grasped it.

UltimateSonicfan9.0: I like you, you’re a cool user that seems to be hip and happanin.
SBM: Employed as GE’s substitute, “Yusef” is tasked with leading many troops into battle. He later realizes that he is the ninth in a series of battle droids which would’ve lead him to insanity if it weren’t for the fact that he wasn’t emotionally challenged
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Great & Happy 5K! You somehow beat me. lol.I hope you enjoy that insider! Thanks for the mention. And yes, I was ONCE framed for murder. It was an evil snake, I tell ya! No candy? Fail. I get candy!
These are for you Shell! But the Resse's are MINE

i don't really understand why deoxys is the leader of the boards, if i recall half the users you mentioned were around before him.

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He's the leader in a plot-holetastic story, why do you care? Plus registration date isn't that big a factor as to who the leader is. Sonic Board itself may not even have a definitive leader.
plus he kind of is the leader.

i know he makes contributions to the board, such as making MU and is basically the media master. but sure he contributes that doesn't really make him a leader. its like in a video game, just because the graphics designer does a lot for the game, it doesn't mean its his game.

edit: registration date doesn't matter, but if anyone was the leader, it would be escee. (you guys do know who he is right?) maybe he could be the god of the sonic board, because hes just that awesome.

i know he makes contributions to the board, such as making MU and is basically the media master. but sure he contributes that doesn't really make him a leader. its like in a video game, just because the graphics designer does a lot for the game, it doesn't mean its his game.

edit: registration date doesn't matter, but if anyone was the leader, it would be escee. (you guys do know who he is right?) maybe he could be the god of the sonic board, because hes just that awesome.

-The part where I died early on and was brought back to life with Blue Mushroom as a host body thanks to Oneironama.
-Where me, One and Sondow formed a team.
-Where Feela and I became bitter rivals.
-Where I helped Mykee fend off Soul via harsh words.
-Where Sondow left and I replaced him with my new bodyguard and best friend, CrusherRod.
-Where Feela pulled a Mike Tyson and bit me during a battle of wits.