Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Bush Crazies Plan to Rock MTV

"If any song was ever a virtual lock to top the TRL charts, it’s got to be this rockin’ tribute to all things Bush."

With that sentence, the line between reality and satire has been erased.

With gems like:

Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye TalibanFree elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein locked upOsama’s staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding outAmerica won’t turn and run once the fighting has begun

Don’t you know that all this means…

BUSH WAS RIGHT!! BUSH WAS RIGHT!!!

These people often mistake screaming loudest for being proved right. Orwell noticed the same problem.

Still, one has to wonder, considering Bush was against nation-building prior to September 11, what exactly was he right about? Allowing American to suffer the worst attack in its soil in history so he would have cover to invade Afghanistan?

But don't worry, Osama's undergroud, so it's all ok.

This is funny:

WILL YOU HELP US? We’re putting together a “kickin’” music video right now, and we’re preparing a HUGE grassroots campaign to get hundreds of thousands of people to request “Bush Was Right!” on MTV’s “Total Request Live” show… leading to our demands for it to be played in regular rotation!

If they DON’T - then we’ll hit the media in a BIG way, showing how MTV plays left-wing videos while CENSORING conservative videos!"