Because I Know You’re Wondering What Courtney Stodden Did for Thanksgiving

And if you thought she might have maybe, I don’t know, done something totally crazy like eat turkey on a holiday where turkey is traditionally consumed, you’d be dead wrong. Because that photo up there? Well it was specifically for PETA’s “Eat No Turkey” campaign. And that’s what Courtney Stodden did this Thanksgiving, you guys. In those heels.

Were your Thanksgivings anything like Courtney’s? Did you spit in PETA’s eye and eat turkey? Did you hop on board the no-turkey train? Or did you just wear the heels in all of your holiday preparation?

After I made the meal, I only had enough time to get my hair half as tall as hers. Combined with the heels, it did reach the ceiling (got tangled in the chandelier a few times) but I still felt inadequate. Probably because I don’t have those sad, dead eyes.

I never thought I’d see the day we’d get recipes on Evil Beet Gossip! Love that!

On the Courtney thing, she has made me realize there is a sexy scale. Once you reach the peak on the scale, the in-your-face sexuality actually diminishes your sexiness. Courtney is so young that she doesn’t yet understand that being sexy has nothing to do with standing in whore gear. She is the definition of “unsexy.” Clowns aren’t sexy. Even naked clowns.