MARK SANCHEZ

Hi I'm Mike McAlister and this is NewsFeed. The Rumor mill is a-churnin' about a possible replacement for New York Jet's quarterback Mark Sanchez. Sanchez led the Jets to an unimpressive 8 and 8 season. Jets coach Rex Ryan, shown here eating a comically large…let's say turkey leg... endorses Sanchez but won't deny the possibly of drafting Peyton Manning. Peyton, a good quarterback, would help the Jets by not sucking. Sanchez has been rumored to date Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton. Oh - that explains his poor performance; he's not leaving everything on the field, he's leaving everything inside Kate Upton. I'm Mike McAlister and I have a terrible fear of catching on... fire!