I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what does a Badger Baiter do?

Trust me, it's not beyond you. That's two sheets of chipboard, a couple of bits of plywood to support the raised level, a sheet of velcro fabric and some aluminium trim. Ditch the aluminium & the handles (ie. the hard part!) and with some simple tools you could probably knock together something that works just as well in under an hour. You don't even need the fabric, velcro adhesive strips will do the trick.

The BB is a true-bypass loop box that I use for my buffered-bypass pedals. It was made by a friend on another forum who's a boutique builder (www.monkeyfx.co.uk). I bought it back in the days before I had the confidence to make something like that myself, which brings me neatly to JohnA's question - the unmarked pedals are BYOC kits! Green one is a tubescreamer, blue one is a Rangemaster and the red one is a fuzzface. Putting them together yourself means you never have to wonder what each thing does