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Topic: Dash Rendar vs. Han Solo

Well, just like everybody else is doing now a days. Somebody versus someone.Although nothing has matched up to Fett vs. Alucard, the largest versus we've done so far on the new boards.This time it's Han and Dash. My apologies to old members if this has been done. I can't remember myself.

Re: Dash Rendar vs. Han Solo

Solo: ALright Rendar Even though we're in the middle of a war with the Yuuzhan Vong, we should fight because Lucas's Kids think it would be funny...

Rendar: Ok.... Your Wife is really Ugly....Solo: What so we're taunting now? Thats Low dude...Rendar: At least My wife isn't Ugly...Solo: Look Now, If you say one more word about my wife....Rendar: Howabout.....UGLY!!!Solo: Alright Pal, Pistols at DawnRendar: By The Way I wasn't just saying that to Start A fight, your wife: Ugly!!!

Several Hours Later on Concord Dawn...

Chewie: AUGHAGGHAHGH Rendar: What'd He say?Solo: He said take ten paces then turn and fire.Rendar: 1,2,3,uhhh 4Solo: 1,2, 10!!!! (Turns and Fires!!!)(Solo Leaves and Celabrates with Chewie)

Dash Rendar's Head rolls next to Greedo's and Dengar's

Dengar: I don't care what the Comics say, I killed that guy.Greedo: ROLOGOLOFOLO SOLO MOLO CHOLO (* And he shot first)Rendar: And his wife is ugly (Fans kick Rendar's head over a wall)