xpyr0x

I had a personal military jet in my garage and would place it in the middle of the road near populated player areas. Sometimes bait them to chase me or kill me so they would take it. Once they got in and airborne I would let them fly around for a bit, then set vehicle access from everyone to no one. Thus locking them INSIDE the canopy, unable to eject, engine shuts off. He crashes and gets bad sport!

At the same time I would give the personal or pegasus tank to the lowest level player and watch him cause mayhem in the lobby, and cry later for bad sport and or being broke.

blk95ta

I parked my sheriff SUV in Simeons driveway at the warehouse and when the guy came down to deliver the special vehicle he could not get it in the garage and said someone needed to come over and move the truck and as soon as he walked over between the truck and the special vehicle I detonated the sticky bomb i had on it and blew up my truck (i miss the $0 deductible) and the special vehicle and the other guy lol.

Cyklisk

I found a crew at the airport messing around with a titan in clean, friendly fun. I wanted to join them, so I remove my weapon and run towards them while stopping on and off to wave at them.

I get really close and I'm relieved they didn't just pluck my face off from 100 meters out, but that excited relief lessens somewhat after I am shot in the face by someone, while he laughs about it on the headset.

I saw red.

After repeatedly buzzard-raping the entire crew at the airport I felt so abusive I had to leave the session. Only 1 person killed me and I took that frustration out on like 12 guys.

Today I make it my duty to only repay the right guys for their behavior. Even to the point of writing names down.

I.haigh

Didn't do this on purpose but, there is a mission, I believe for lester, where you steal a cargo bob from Zancudo and then fly to the airport to collect a shipping container. I stole the chopper, lost the cops, and flew to the airport to collect the container, this took about 25 mins because my inept teammates don't understand how to shoot down police choppers.

Anywho, we finally get there, kill all the mereywether guys and then I proceed to crash the chopper straight into the ground while trying to collect the shipping container. I actually received messages from my teammates calling me a f*ckwad and what not.

carlsandoval

I overheard 2 italian teens (maybe 14-15) finally get a mesa jeep after a battle with the mercenaries and brought it to LSC, because they were low level, they didn't know much about the game and did not put a tracker on it, as soon as they both came out, i hosed them down with my assault shotgun and stole it, brought it to my garage and it became mine, they tried to kill me, but i was 50 levels more than them and destroyed them for fun. After i got bored i left, the day after i sold it for cash as i already had a mesa

Also another one was my friend was excited to finally get simeons car and almost made it to the docks, i rode up on the side of it as i could hear him on the actual phone for like 5 seconds and knew he was not watching the screen, after i strapped the sticky bomb to it he got right inside the garage at the docks and i blew him and the car sky high right before he got out.

Furry_Monkey

I saw a group of 4 or 5 guys all dicking about, having fun, and one of them said something about finding a Limo, and that they were worth lots of money. He'd just found it and was on his way to LSC to sell it. They were pretty good so I got killed a lot and had to be persistent, but I did manage to get the Limo off him and was nearly at LSC myself when they finally blew me up. I guess if he couldn't have it then no-one could. I know that feel bro.

Not a tale of my massive nuts and how I kill everyone that's more than a 1x1 pixel on my screen, but I'll leave all that lying sh*t up to you guys.

Juanfartez

Own the apt downtown where the green car spawns in parking lot. If no car is next to it I will park one and sticky it. Watch from my apt door for the fool to go to green car and as soon as he breaks the window BOOM Wa HAPPON!?! then walk back in to apt and take a shower. I'm not a dickhead I'm a...

tapz63

Own the apt downtown where the green car spawns in parking lot. If no car is next to it I will park one and sticky it. Watch from my apt door for the fool to go to green car and as soon as he breaks the window BOOM Wa HAPPON!?! then walk back in to apt and take a shower. I'm not a dickhead I'm a...

SarahQOB

Throw stickies on the titan if someone else tries to fly it, and demand they let you fly it

On base invaders claim to be a great pilot and go under bridges, barrel rolls, loops etc, then prematurely stall the engines with L2 as you prepare to land and crash. I flew under a bridge so close one time that 2 people jumped out lol.