Elephant Seal vs Kodiak Grizzly Bear

In this scenario you have a Kodiak Grizzly (10ft tall)that had gotten loose from a private zoo in Argentina it makes its way to a remote beach were it comes across a very large adult bull Elephant Seal(18ft Long). The Kodiak is hungry and move in to try and kill the seal. The Elephant Seal sees the bear and rears up to defend himself. Which of the two giants wins the melee Uber bear or uber seal?

Adelia Maestras Trujillo, 93, female August 2001 Black Bear breaks into a house in New Mexico and is confronted by the elderly owner who dies during the attack.

Best way to die EVER!!!! Shit ruined at 93 by having a square go with a bear. That's how I want to go! Can you imagine it if there were an afterlife?

Loser one: How did you die?
Loser two: Cancer. Killed me in 6 months. You?
Loser one: That sucks. Stroke finished me off. How about you big sexy man beast?
Big sexy man beast: Died trying to headbutt a bear. It tore my shit up, but I managed to get a thumb in its eye before it bit off my face.
All: HOLY SHIT!!!!

I just think it would be an awesome way to go. Second would be dragged into the water by an alligator and fucked up. Bear would be the best though.

In this scenario you have a Kodiak Grizzly (10ft tall)that had gotten loose from a private zoo in Argentina it makes its way to a remote beach were it comes across a very large adult bull Elephant Seal(18ft Long). The Kodiak is hungry and move in to try and kill the seal. The Elephant Seal sees the bear and rears up to defend himself. Which of the two giants wins the melee Uber bear or uber seal?

saw a program recently where a starving polar bear failed to kill some walruses. Not the same I know, but hope it helps.

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Animal Face-Off? They did a walrus vs polar bear matchup previously. IIRC from their simulation, a polar bear paw swipe will do only superficial damage to a walrus skin (thick skin+blubber). The simulated bear lost the match.

An elephant seal would be up to 2x a walrus's weight. It may not have a walrus's tusks but its weight + swimming ability + ability to hold breath for a longer time may be the decisive factor if the fight gets into the water.

Animal Face-Off? They did a walrus vs polar bear matchup previously. IIRC from their simulation, a polar bear paw swipe will do only superficial damage to a walrus skin (thick skin+blubber). The simulated bear lost the match.

An elephant seal would be up to 2x a walrus's weight. It may not have a walrus's tusks but its weight + swimming ability + ability to hold breath for a longer time may be the decisive factor if the fight gets into the water.

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I remember that show.

The problem, of course, is that there are documented instances of polar bears preying on walruses, even adult males. The end of that match is like a pack of lions vs cape buffalo (and the lions all die) or a leopard vs a baboon (where the leopard is killed and then raped). It could happen, but in the wild in RL, one is often enough food for the other.

If the seal slips past the bear's claws and gets into the water... then the bear can just wait for it to get tired and come back on land. If it can wait for person in a tree to come down, it can wait for a elephant seal (assume one cannot leave the area). Inevitably the seal comes back ashore, and it dies.

The problem, of course, is that there are documented instances of polar bears preying on walruses, even adult males. The end of that match is like a pack of lions vs cape buffalo (and the lions all die) or a leopard vs a baboon (where the leopard is killed and then raped). It could happen, but in the wild in RL, one is often enough food for the other.

If the seal slips past the bear's claws and gets into the water... then the bear can just wait for it to get tired and come back on land. If it can wait for person in a tree to come down, it can wait for a elephant seal (assume one cannot leave the area). Inevitably the seal comes back ashore, and it dies.

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WHOA WHOA WHOA wait a minuite stop the bus. What is this about a baboon killing and then raping a leopard i mean WTF

Baboons are dangerous, they have been known to kill leopards, the other part might just be Captains fantasy.

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Indeed the raping part sounds crazy. On their own though I will point out that a single baboon is dead meat in a fight with a leapard, which is why they always travel in groups, thereby keeping the real dangerous predators away. The only one here in Africa that doesn't have to worry is the Lion which even in packs the baboons still shit themselves and run like hell.

Baboons are dangerous, they have been known to kill leopards, the other part might just be Captains fantasy.

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Creative license.
The specifics of the second example had to be more outrageous than the first. How about: "mouse jumps down cat's throat and explodes out of its gut ala Alien while screaming 'eeeeeee!!'" That's how Mouse Vs. Cat ends.

Bear should've owned walrus in that show. I think they were trying to be 'unpredictable' or something. Bah!