"Mark Zuckerberg: born in New York in 1984, he is the official founder and operator of Facebook… According to a report on the website brainz.org, which belongs to the American government, he is originally a Jew and his name appears on a list of 50 people who deny the existence of God."

Later, it claims that Facebook's aim is "locating people to engage in special operations for Western intelligence agencies." The same is also true of Twitter, apparently. Its sinister purpose? "Getting people used to the fact that they report their activities at any given moment."

But: this has to be the weirdest shot of all, supposedly (judging by the logo seen at the top of the page) from the Independent's website.