Funny Joke from...Kristin Chenoweth

A joke about an old farmer from the Tony Award-winning actor.

An old farmer and his wife are lying in bed. He leans over one night, touches her breast, and says, "If this thing could still give milk, we could get rid of the cow." She reaches over and grabs his member. "And if this thing could still get hard," she says, "we could get rid of the dog."

About the jokester: She stands just under five feet, but her diminutive stature obviously hasn't hindered Kristin Chenoweth professionally -- she won a Tony for You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, landed a recurring role on The West Wing, and already has several big movies in the can -- but that's not to say there aren't some drawbacks. "I walk into a room and all I see are butts," says the former Oklahoma beauty queen.

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You can catch Chenoweth this month in The Pink Panther, opposite Steve Martin, and in the upcoming Robin Williams comedy RV, directed by our own Digital Man, Barry Sonnenfeld. "He got me a really nice digital camera as a wrap gift. I told him that I kept breaking my BlackBerry because I'm very careless with it and I drop it. He took it from me and said, 'This won't break,' and then he threw it on the ground. It totally broke. So he really owed me that camera."