"And then the-a-pet-a-shop-a-man come-a-out-of-a-the-shop and he starts-a-shouting, saying 'Why-a-you-do-this?! What-is-a-wrong-a-with-you?!', and I say "I hate-a-the-turtles! I'm-a-gonna kill them all! Every-a-last-one-of-a-them in-a-the-Mushroom Kingdom!'. And he says 'What are you even-a-talking about!? What-a-Mushroom-a-Kingdom?'"

5.25PM

"So I need a power-up a-pretty-a-fast, so I start-a-banging my-a-head against the bricks! But - uh-oh! - no power-up or a-coins come out of-a-the-bricks! And the pet-a-shop-a-man he says 'You're a-out-of-your-mind, a-buddy! You're are-a-seriously wrong-in-a-the-head', and he goes a-back-into-the-a-shop-a!". Mama mia! What a day!"

5.55PM

"So I-a-go-back-a-home, and I make-a-the-nice-a-bowl of mushrooms for my-a-dinner. Woo-hoo!"