I love these snub-nosed beer drinkers who refuse to drink a single solitary domestic beer due to the fact that the United States puts harmful chemicals in all their domestically bottled brew that causes them, the drinker, to feel like shit.

Does this sound as stupid to you as it does to me?

If they're that concerned about the well-being of their body then what the f**k are they doing drinking alcohol in the first place?

And you're telling me you actually think they pay the international shipping rates from Ireland to the U.S. just so that you can have your four pack of Guinness Extra Dry Stout?

NO! They do not!

They bottle and brew that shit in Michigan, the state with the highest contribution of pollutants in the U.S.

Now why don't you bum me two dollars Daddy Warbucks so I can get myself a forty of Saint Ides.