This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

EDIT: I see the photos have already been posted. Click the second link to read the story, verified true by Snopes.

These are pictures from a motorcycle accident last week on Highway 169 here in Tulsa. The guy was going over 125 mph around 2 am when he hit the back of the Yellow truck. The truck was going normal speed and did not know what had happened. He was drug approx a mile before the truck stopped. Highway 169 is known for late night speed driving and trick driving of motorcycles.

That explains the lack of shoes.... that was confusing the hell out of me...

That may be true, but I think what everyone is trying to say is that it would be a horrible shame if the guy were to wreck and kill someone other than himself. Most RESPONSIBLE and RESPECTABLE people would do that in a secluded place not on city streets.

I don't think anyone really gives two shits if this guy dies. He's a free BOY and can do what he wants.

Personally, if I had a crotch rocket I'd go over 100 too, but I'd be as responsible as I could about it...and I think most people would probably say the same thing.

I agree. Maybe I missed something but I didn't see that he was doing this in prime time traffic weaving in and out of cars. I think we have all seen a lot of idiots on motorcycles before. Being responsible about it is the key. There are a lot of public roads where you could do this without putting anyone else at risk. Even on my last harley trip we were frequently over 90. A bunch of deer slowed me down a little.

Actually, if you read below the pictures, his friend was killed a week after.

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A few inaccuracies have crept into the text accompanying forwarded versions of these pictures. A 2008 variant carried the closing legend "He lived. Wear your helmet!", but unfortunately Brandon Lee did not survive the accident despite his wearing a helmet. Also, the friend of Brandon's who "was killed 1 week before this on his motorcycle going 120+ on Highway 169" referenced in the second example above was 21-year-old Devin Seigal, who was killed in a similar motorcycle accident five days after Brandon's death (and had, in fact, attended Brandon's funeral).

These are pictures from a motorcycle accident last week on Highway 169 here in Tulsa. The guy was going over 125 mph around 2 am when he hit the back of the Yellow truck. The truck was going normal speed and did not know what had happened. He was drug approx a mile before the truck stopped. Highway 169 is known for late night speed driving and trick driving of motorcycles.

That explains the lack of shoes.... that was confusing the hell out of me...

The stunt knocked his shoes off. (rim shot)

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