Whether you should report the landlord depends on the breed of dog. A small toy-sized canine cannot consent and cannot enjoy sex with a human due to the difference in genital size. However, a larger dog such as a labrador or rottweiler is the perfect size for sexual relations with humans.

Report someone who is raping a poodle. But rein in your disgust if he's just getting his rocks off with a retriever.

Cagey B:When are we just going to cut to the chase and start linking to Penthouse Forum?

Dear Penthouse,

I've never written a letter like this before, but you'll never believe what just happened. I've always noticed that my neighbor's dog tends to look at me in a certain way, but I never thought anything would come of it. But one day, when we were both alone in my back yard...

Great statement of modern social behavior. They both knew he was having sex with a dogthe both walked pastand even said good morning.THEN... even though they knew it was wrongthey wrote a letter to someone else asking what to do.

We need a culling so farking bad

that being said,dogs can never say the safe word, so it's a win/win for me!

It's a totally different America now, from what it was back then. Even though it's difficult for us to understand what life was like back in those ancient days last month, there still must be lessons for us to learn from that bygone era from our distant past. Perhaps some day we'll be able to unearth enough information from that age to know what life muct have been like for them. However, since four long weeks have passed, most records from that time period have surely crumbled to dust by now with the inevitable march of time so there will be some mysteries from how those ancestors of ours lived last month that we will never be able to uncover.

THX 1138:Was the dog dead? Was he farking it in front of a children's daycare center?

If not, then what's the harm? I mean really, who among us hasn't been tempted at least once?

That's a valid question, but let me break it down into two parts:

1) Is it legitimate for society to say "That's wrong and disgusting and we won't tolerate it" even if we CAN'T prove that it's causing harm?2) Is animal welfare a sufficient argument? If I establish that it harms the DOG, is that not enough?

It's a totally different America now, from what it was back then. Even though it's difficult for us to understand what life was like back in those ancient days last month, there still must be lessons for us to learn from that bygone era from our distant past. Perhaps some day we'll be able to unearth enough information from that age to know what life muct have been like for them. However, since four long weeks have passed, most records from that time period have surely crumbled to dust by now with the inevitable march of time so there will be some mysteries from how those ancestors of ours lived last month that we will never be able to uncover.

Strange that the advice columnist suggests bestiality is the same as not having any sexual boundaries whatsoever. Just because the guy's into his animal doesn't mean he's into your kids or your animal... that said, get a room, you sick fark!

ciberido:THX 1138: Was the dog dead? Was he farking it in front of a children's daycare center?

If not, then what's the harm? I mean really, who among us hasn't been tempted at least once?

That's a valid question, but let me break it down into two parts:

1) Is it legitimate for society to say "That's wrong and disgusting and we won't tolerate it" even if we CAN'T prove that it's causing harm?2) Is animal welfare a sufficient argument? If I establish that it harms the DOG, is that not enough?