On the one hand, he gets all loose-limbed when you press the button on the bottom — very Spider-Man-y. On the other, what superhero gets tortured by angst and villainy more than your favorite wall-crawler? Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down!

How perfectly meta.

And of course, Spidey’s especially in the zeitgeist right now, what with Spider-Man: Homecoming out in a couple weeks. (Still, this is classic Spider-Man — which is right in our wheelhouse.)

The main way to get it, naturally, is by going to Entertainment Earth’s booth (#2343) at San Diego Comic-Con. They’re $8.99 each. But if you’re not going, you can still pre-order one in case they don’t sell out: Click here. It’s a limited edition of 492 pieces. If any stock is left after the show, they’ll ship out in August. It’s all while supplies last.