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Figured since everyone at one point talks a little smack every once in a while might as well start a thread with everyone this is just for fun though not for complaining or talking just crap on someone because they don't like them

You guys are killin me. The 82 was a nitrous pass (150 shot) she did 71 on motor. Really wakes up with the juice

This was straight off the trailer, and Pig rich on motor. Air/Fuels were in the 10.8 range. Also, i have no diverter just a droop and a set of adjustable wedges.

Once the weather gets warmer out, ill start getting her dialed in. Need to drop the jetting down a bit and lean her out just a little might gain a little bit there. Also need to play with the wedge/Ride plate see what i can gain there.

It's really unfortunate that the boats new home is in Needles. I might make it to elsinore once or twice a year (TPM for sure) the rest of the time itll be up there. I have nowhere to keep it down here :-(

But if you ever run up to Needles, Laughlin, or the area. Hit me up i might just be out there

Yeah my boat does between 80 and 85 all day long on 91 pump gas and since I don't have any nitrous that's about all she will do for now I'm giving it all she's got captain🚤💦💦

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Yeah, looks like im picking up another impeller. Cant decide how small i wanna cut it down. Im thinking somewhere in between the B+ and the BC i had. I'd like a few more wide open RPM than i have now, but not quite as much as the BC was.

I think i can get a solid 75 on motor with some setup/tuning, and i think she can do an 85 on the juice.

Jimpen!! When my turd new motors done ill run you if you pull 2 plug wires!!! Lmao... ill just keep barking up matches909's tree till steves86ta breaks him off.. then ill help make matches boat faster and ill never catch it BUT. Plenty of people ready to hand out ass whoopins on this site!!! Lol

Jimpen!! When my turd new motors done ill run you if you pull 2 plug wires!!! Lmao... ill just keep barking up matches909's tree till steves86ta breaks him off.. then ill help make matches boat faster and ill never catch it BUT. Plenty of people ready to hand out ass whoopins on this site!!! Lol

I'm gonna bump this.... where is our general smack talk!!??? I'm pretty sure everyone I boat with now uses Facebook instead of scjb, and I don't have a fb, just scjb and instagram is all I got, so I can't even talk shit to these fuckers unless I see them in person, Wich is fine I guess cuz all there boats are turds!!!! Maybe they'll pop in here soon enough to see they all suck....lmao f#ck you facebookers!!! I call out matches909 next Sunday , big river, ... you down??

Easy there tough guy. I will make you think turd. I also don't care fore the face book deal at all. It killed the site pretty much. Now let's get back to the thing you call a boat. How may boat lengths you need to make it a race?

Easy there tough guy. I will make you think turd. I also don't care fore the face book deal at all. It killed the site pretty much. Now let's get back to the thing you call a boat. How may boat lengths you need to make it a race?

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Let's see here, boat lengths to make it a race. I've seen Jim's boat run and I believe it's faster now. Don't know about aquaholic, but there's definitely something wrong with the drive, oh yea it's not a jet :o

I'm gonna bump this.... where is our general smack talk!!??? I'm pretty sure everyone I boat with now uses Facebook instead of scjb, and I don't have a fb, just scjb and instagram is all I got, so I can't even talk shit to these fuckers unless I see them in person, Wich is fine I guess cuz all there boats are turds!!!! Maybe they'll pop in here soon enough to see they all suck....lmao f#ck you facebookers!!! I call out matches909 next Sunday , big river, ... you down??

Your friendly local v-drive owner..

I got your call out sir lets see if your boat can handle mine this time around since you have a huffer now. BUT lets see if that flatty can handle a little bit of chop in the water or is it going to pop like spongebobs right before we race(Not saying I want it to). Jimpin we are still waiting on the race between you and aquahilic72 on 6 cylinders someone else has to knock him down come and join us at big river this weekend.

Easy there tough guy. I will make you think turd. I also don't care fore the face book deal at all. It killed the site pretty much. Now let's get back to the thing you call a boat. How may boat lengths you need to make it a race?

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lmfao!! I knew you were gonna ask how much space I needed!! About 200ft and the move and I believe I can pull that one off!! Lol. See how much fun we're having now... :)

I got your call out sir lets see if your boat can handle mine this time around since you have a huffer now. BUT lets see if that flatty can handle a little bit of chop in the water or is it going to pop like spongebobs right before we race(Not saying I want it to). Jimpin we are still waiting on the race between you and aquahilic72 on 6 cylinders someone else has to knock him down come and join us at big river this weekend.

I got your call out sir lets see if your boat can handle mine this time around since you have a huffer now. BUT lets see if that flatty can handle a little bit of chop in the water or is it going to pop like spongebobs right before we race(Not saying I want it to). Jimpin we are still waiting on the race between you and aquahilic72 on 6 cylinders someone else has to knock him down come and join us at big river this weekend.

. You guys join all of us at the southwind regatta and all give all of you a shot.

. You guys join all of us at the southwind regatta and all give all of you a shot.

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that part of the river never sounds like it's very vdrive friendly, and givin my track record with running shit over, lol where's that depth finder you promised me jim??? I can mount it on my fishing vessel next to my boost gauge!!! Lmfao..

It would be nice have more power but it's just a stock ford. Plus Aquaholic72 we know your boat is faster that's a given. But are your balls made of steel? Mine aren't talk all the shit you want bruther.🖕🏼that's why we homies same as some of the other tarts on here

Had to be a CP owner. Didn't know when I first went to a event that no one can complete from a dig with a CP other than another CP.

Can't be about safety, dig to 800 ft is no different than 20 mph start to 660 ft. Besides what we do here is not all that safe, we simply try and be as safe as possible.

Every time this comes up the CP guys are "We Race From a Dig" Jim :-* >:D

How fast would my Daytona have to go to compete against the top 2 CP's. I know they run to 120 mph.I'm guesstimating 145 mph to run em down and tie at 800 ft.Just to clarify I have no desire to ever go past 110 mph ish.

Had to be a CP owner. Didn't know when I first went to a event that no one can complete from a dig with a CP other than another CP.

Can't be about safety, dig to 800 ft is no different than 20 mph start to 660 ft. Besides what we do here is not all that safe, we simply try and be as safe as possible.

Every time this comes up the CP guys are "We Race From a Dig" Jim :-* >:D

How fast would my Daytona have to go to compete against the top 2 CP's. I know they run to 120 mph.I'm guesstimating 145 mph to run em down and tie at 800 ft.Just to clarify I have no desire to ever go past 110 mph ish.

Enlighten me boys cause I'm really curious :sly: ;D

Bud bring your boat out I'll run you from a 20 mph roll. Last 950hp Daytona that asked for that still didn't get around me, pretty sure yours won't be any different.

More then likely I will be planning a finale shoot out at the very end of October. But I'm thinking Blythe rather than Elsinore due to unknown water conditions. Be more than happy to have you out and anyone else that would love to make some passes.

More then likely I will be planning a finale shoot out at the very end of October. But I'm thinking Blythe rather than Elsinore due to unknown water conditions. Be more than happy to have you out and anyone else that would live to make some passes.

More then likely I will be planning a finale shoot out at the very end of October. But I'm thinking Blythe rather than Elsinore due to unknown water conditions. Be more than happy to have you out and anyone else that would live to make some passes.

BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR!

I dont think we can hang out. It would be awkward because you are so young. What grade are you in?

At what MPH a tunnel hull affectively produces aerodynamic lift is largely a function of the shape of the tunnels. Shallow and wider will develop lift at a lower MPH than taller and narrower. Keel and lifting surfaces all factor in as does intake design and installation. After that, it's all about fine tuning hardware.

Had to be a CP owner. Didn't know when I first went to a event that no one can complete from a dig with a CP other than another CP.

Can't be about safety, dig to 800 ft is no different than 20 mph start to 660 ft. Besides what we do here is not all that safe, we simply try and be as safe as possible.

Every time this comes up the CP guys are "We Race From a Dig" Jim :-* >:D

How fast would my Daytona have to go to compete against the top 2 CP's. I know they run to 120 mph.I'm guesstimating 145 mph to run em down and tie at 800 ft.Just to clarify I have no desire to ever go past 110 mph ish.

Enlighten me boys cause I'm really curious :sly: ;D

As far as who made the rules is was a group of 6 guys. There is plenty of people that has competed against the wingers and beat them without a winger. The top two wingers take over a quarter mile to hit those speeds. I have no problems racing you from a roll off the bottle. Any tunnel capable of running with us on top end at 800' will leave with us from a dig. My 19 has to have more HP then Dennis 18 to leave and keep up with him just life. When you get your boat up to 110 MPH you will not be complaining about the wingers. I'm not 110 in 800' however i know of some tunnel guys that are. :thumbup:

At what MPH a tunnel hull affectively produces aerodynamic lift is largely a function of the shape of the tunnels. Shallow and wider will develop lift at a lower MPH than taller and narrower. Keel and lifting surfaces all factor in as does intake design and installation. After that, it's all about fine tuning hardware.

Enjoying all the reply's to some smack talk I through out there this morning. Internet's been down since about 11 this morning and just came back on. Gotta luv Time Warner, it really does work 99% of the time :banghead:

Not really complaining about the CP's. Really sweet & quick boats. When I met Jim last year he told me nothing can compete with a CP from a dig and at the time I was thinking really? I thought I had a fairly fast river boat, not. Learned a lot since then, I think Jim's right.

I don't expect I'll ever be that good at a dig start, it's a learned art and hardware can make a big difference.

It's way easier for me with the manual place diverter and a bit more comfortable to have everything set at 20 mph with 2 hands squeezing the wheel when I hit it.

Talked to Flusher in person yesterday, good seeing you Joe. Have a couple of parts in the works that should help some.

Oh, I'm a little older than Jim and enjoy my crayons along with some Hi C :thumbup:

Enjoying all the reply's to some smack talk I through out there this morning. Internet's been down since about 11 this morning and just came back on. Gotta luv Time Warner, it really does work 99% of the time :banghead:

Not really complaining about the CP's. Really sweet & quick boats. When I met Jim last year he told me nothing can compete with a CP from a dig and at the time I was thinking really? I thought I had a fairly fast river boat, not. Learned a lot since then, I think Jim's right.

I don't expect I'll ever be that good at a dig start, it's a learned art and hardware can make a big difference.

It's way easier for me with the manual place diverter and a bit more comfortable to have everything set at 20 mph with 2 hands squeezing the wheel when I hit it.

Talked to Flusher in person yesterday, good seeing you Joe. Have a couple of parts in the works that should help some.

Oh, I'm a little older than Jim and enjoy my crayons along with some Hi C :thumbup:

. Gull wings properly setup with with 700 hp is hard to beat from a dig with most hulls with the same 700 hp. Not every winger leaves good and some of them are heavy. A good winger is hard to beat 660 to 800 ft but not unbeatable by no means. Not to mention that is just my opinion and I don't know shit.

. Gull wings properly setup with with 700 hp is hard to beat from a dig with most hulls with the same 700 hp. Not every winger leaves good and some of them are heavy. A good winger is hard to beat 660 to 800 ft but not unbeatable by no means. Not to mention that is just my opinion and I don't know shit.

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I intend on proving that fact with a blown station wagon motor in a junk flatty!!!! Lmfao... :)

. Gull wings properly setup with with 700 hp is hard to beat from a dig with most hulls with the same 700 hp. Not every winger leaves good and some of them are heavy. A good winger is hard to beat 660 to 800 ft but not unbeatable by no means. Not to mention that is just my opinion and I don't know shit.

Wrong setup to prove any points in........again just my opinion. You may have the feeling that you pulled your station wagon up next to a promod. lol O0

I believe you are 100% correct jim!!! But I do have 2 tunnel hulls that are ready to chop my head off!! I'm sure there will be video of my poor flatty getting waxed!!!!! If I can get back in the water this weekend.... :)Your friendly local vdrive owner..

I believe you are 100% correct jim!!! But I do have 2 tunnel hulls that are ready to chop my head off!! I'm sure there will be video of my poor flatty getting waxed!!!!! If I can get back in the water this weekend.... :)Your friendly local vdrive owner..

there's a few videos of me Making passes against jet boats, since I'm the only vdrive owner they hang out with !lol... But they have the videos, maybe they'll chime in and post one, not too impressive just an old prop boat... :)

Bump for shit talk!!!! Lol.. gotta keep it alive, I couldn't get wet this weekend ,to much other shit goin on , but Mr Racesbc4life if we can get in the water soon I got your ass whoopin!!!! Be my wedding present to you!!!! ;)

Well, I keep trying to keep the smack talk thread alive for all the shit talkers on here to have fun with, and I know there are alot of you.... Soooo this link goes out to all our FORD and OLDS lovers.... enjoy... https://youtu.be/DWzmyI75SE4

Why does all the fun shit have to happen on Saturdays when I can't play?? Lol or get my ass whooped! Guess it's better for me you guys play on saturdays!! Haha.... I'll sit on the porch with the puppies!!!

Or even better!!! I'll run brad.. and regardless of the outcome, we have a run of socalvdrives.com swag from the man that owns the rights.. ? I'll definitely call in dead for that.. :)Your friendly local vdrive owner.

So I finally went back and read all this shit, I'll keep my posts to a more friendly hour from now on, I do work at night so I'm up late, I'd hate for sensitive people to cringe seeing me post! Lmfao...

So I finally went back and read all this shit, I'll keep my posts to a more friendly hour from now on, I do work at night so I'm up late, I'd hate for sensitive people to cringe seeing me post! Lmfao...

. Oh now your worried..... not sure who you may of offended. Bring that deal you call a boat out on the 29th. Then you will be able to see if you can offend anyone. Lol. I would make the same offer to ford lover but he also uses a ford to tow with not much chance of him making it that far from home. Good morning by the way.

So I finally went back and read all this shit, I'll keep my posts to a more friendly hour from now on, I do work at night so I'm up late, I'd hate for sensitive people to cringe seeing me post! Lmfao...

. Oh now your worried..... not sure who you may offended. Bring that deal you call a boat out on the 29th. Then you will be able to see if you can offend anyone. Lol. I would make the same offer to ford lover but he also use a ford to tow with not much chance of him making it that far from home. Good morning by the way.

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True story. LolWould love to go to an event, especially to see aquaholics yellow turd run. But that is a long haul

Here's a pic of Jim and Glenn getting a really high quote to rebuild their Chevy.

. Thanks for at least giving us a beer. Oh by the way it cost lots to go fast. Owning a ford I'm sure it is nothing you would know about. I understand you ford guys are just happy to go forget about fast. Have a nice day sir.

Of course! Would never leave my Chevy brothers beerless after breaking down.

Fast? Not my Ford. I agree. I am seriously fast as you are young. Lol

. Picking on old guys where is your class. Oh shit you're a ford guy........carry on clearly judgement is not your strong suit. All you ford turds have always had a chip on your shoulder. You guys act like we made you drive them. With all due respect.

. Picking on old guys where is your class. Oh shit you're a ford guy........carry on clearly judgement is not your strong suit. All you ford turds have always had a chip on your shoulder. You guys act like we made you drive them. With all due respect.

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/boa/5833444269.htmlI might get my ass beat for this one, but really fucker?? I know your gonna see this... I just ran across it today.. 😔😔 your gonna regret getting rid of it..

No worries brother,, I'll try to get some video sometime, I know you pump boat guys are use to taking selfies and playing with your diverters, but we actually have to drive our boats with 2 hands and both feet!!!

No worries brother,, I'll try to get some video sometime, I know you pump boat guys are use to taking selfies and playing with your diverters, but we actually have to drive our boats with 2 hands and both feet!!!

. I hear you I just didn't know your boat was that narrow to row like that.

No worries brother,, I'll try to get some video sometime, I know you pump boat guys are use to taking selfies and playing with your diverters, but we actually have to drive our boats with 2 hands and both feet!!!

Well shit!!! It's dead here again and I can't sleep! So I'm curious how many of the 14 boats for the massacre had Ford power? And how did they do? And did any prop boats show up to play? The only reason I set up an instagram was to see the boat racing you guys were doing, and now we have to go to fuckbook to see it!! Come on now. Most of us with self respect don't have that shit!!!! Lmfao!!!! your turn!!!!!!!!😄😄😄 I thought that's why we had "river outlaws"

Well shit!!! It's dead here again and I can't sleep! So I'm curious how many of the 14 boats for the massacre had Ford power? And how did they do? And did any prop boats show up to play? The only reason I set up an instagram was to see the boat racing you guys were doing, and now we have to go to fuckbook to see it!! Come on now. Most of us with self respect don't have that shit!!!! Lmfao!!!! your turn!!!!!!!!😄😄😄 I thought that's why we had "river outlaws"

As far as ford powered I would say 3. One of them actually getting a trophy at the end of the day. And there are a ton of videos on Scjb group FB page. And I have atleast half the races on my go pro. I'm sending brad my card today I'm sure he will post a few up on riveroutlawz

Really tho I have to say good job, I came out to Elsinore last year for the shake up just to watch, and you guys did a good job, I wish I could have come out this time to hang out, but I had to work, I would have probably just left my turd on the trailer but I really wanted to be a part of it.. You guys are awesome, I'll be booked for the season opener.. When Brad announces it!!

Really tho I have to say good job, I came out to Elsinore last year for the shake up just to watch, and you guys did a good job, I wish I could have come out this time to hang out, but I had to work, I would have probably just left my turd on the trailer but I really wanted to be a part of it.. You guys are awesome, I'll be booked for the season opener.. When Brad announces it!!

thanks I had a blast and seemed like most did as well. Already had a couple people bitching but whatever. And same here on season opener first time I'll get to go to Parker Scjb.

As far as ford powered I would say 3. One of them actually getting a trophy at the end of the day. And there are a ton of videos on Scjb group FB page. And I have atleast half the races on my go pro. I'm sending brad my card today I'm sure he will post a few up on riveroutlawz

BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR!

Yay!!! Ford!!! Thought I saw Bruce's boat in the pic so that is my guess which Ford made the podium. Ya!!!

I was busy this year actually but I don't really talk smack or talk much at all on hear !! But anyone can pull up next to it for the right bet $$$ on motor or i can put the nitrous on either way???? 😂😂😂

. Does not sound like it. If things change I will have a video for you.

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That'd be sweet!! One of these days I'll talk the ol lady into a winger and I'll run with you guys but for now I'll run my FORD in my liberty. I'll run any v hull but don't have the hull to keep up with you guys. Keep the shit talking rolling gives us something to read after work. MAKE THAT RACE HAPPEN!!

That escalated and then deflated rather quick... this thread needs more Viagra®... for when ya'll get worked up... and then... just... kinda... eh... well... ... ... ah... fuckit.... never mind.

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I know huh! Finally got someone they would line up for the right coin then went soft when I came time to start setting it up. I was getting all excited maybe get to use those 40 or 44 jets that have been collecting dust. 👎🏿

I know huh! Finally got someone they would line up for the right coin then went soft when I came time to start setting it up. I was getting all excited maybe get to use those 40 or 44 jets that have been collecting dust. 👎🏿

BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR!

So you lost to Jim, why not put these in already? These sound like the holy grail of engine parts.

So you lost to Jim, why not put these in already? These sound like the holy grail of engine parts.

Really thought about. Have put 14 bottles through it with a 36 jet since cp regatta. Im sure Itvwould hold 40s for a few runs but hey having a completely new set up come January it would be nice to have the 461 still sitting on the shelf still running

Well the nitrous isn't on the boat to be able to run this weekend just to be honest,, I guess we can do it motor to motor for the 1000 I guess I'll have to put off the buyers that want to come this weekend

Call me when you guys are ready to race I gave you your 1000'. The bottle will be full and in my boat not negotiable no need to change the entire setup for a race that will never happen. Have a good day sir

I just gave you a race and in the beginning I said motor or nitrous I don't wanna thrash to put the unit on don't get scared and say you don't wanna change your setup and say I won't race it's only plugs and timing for you should be a slam dunk "SIR"

I just gave you a race and in the beginning I said motor or nitrous I don't wanna thrash to put the unit on don't get scared and say you don't wanna change your setup and say I won't race it's only plugs and timing for you should be a slam dunk "SIR"

I never posted any of the smack talk to begin this shit show but ya somehow I'm all talk keep picking on the family boats ..good luck to you to...

. I'm not picking on anybody. I believe you said you will run for the right dollars. If you decided against it just say that don't play games. My boat has never seen a track and has a backseat that is used. True family boat and used as one. I don't need to race anybody or prove anything. I just thought it might of been fun. Plenty other folks that like to play no big deal.

Think you just don't wanna see real hp.. and it is built to run on the bottle just makes enough power to run on the motor as well ...

. You may have forgot they posted pictures of your 70's Setup. Your the one that called the race then pussed. I bet you have never made a nos pass in the boat. Bud you might bullshit the fans but not the players. Done with the kid games I'm out.

Lol what does it matter if it was 70's all I gotta do is beat your state of the art rockets you guys should have no excuses with them bad ass top 10 boats ..lmfao what a joke .. all you gotta do is keep your cheer leaders happy.. I'll keep my old shit hidden .... ✌

Lol what does it matter if it was 70's all I gotta do is beat your state of the art rockets you guys should have no excuses with them bad ass top 10 boats ..lmfao what a joke .. all you gotta do is keep your cheer leaders happy.. I'll keep my old shit hidden .... ✌

kinda like me asking you to race with your blower belt off. When you build a motor for one thing you use it for it.

BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR!

it's common knowledge that my boats a turd even with the belt on!! I'm no threat to anyone on here except maybe that one funny FORD guy and that ONE nitrous OLDS guy!! Lmfao, what are their names again??? 😅😅😅👍

Old enough to be smarter then you two bone heads. If your boy would of been smarter........ he could of came out and got some free learning lessons at McIntyre. Not sure what the problem is here either you guys want to race or not real simple. I'm not going to ask you guys change anything you have on your boat. I have agreed to the 1000' every time I agree you change the rules again. What happen to 114 @ 660' is not that fast? I've heard enough excuses does a 100 bucks sound better. :screwy:

Old enough to be smarter then you two bone heads. If your boy would of been smarter........ he could of came out and got some free learning lessons at McIntyre. Not sure what the problem is here either you guys want to race or not real simple. I'm not going to ask you guys change anything you have on your boat. I have agreed to the 1000' every time I agree you change the rules again. What happen to 114 @ 660' is not that fast? I've heard enough excuses does a 100 bucks sound better. :screwy:

I hear that's really popular in central cali, they have brokeback Bourbon as well! Tastes like shit but it'll get you off.. It's usually found in novelty stores right next to the built Ford tuff shirts!!! 👌👍👍

I hear that's really popular in central cali, they have brokeback Bourbon as well! Tastes like shit but it'll get you off.. It's usually found in novelty stores right next to the built Ford tuff shirts!!! 👌👍👍

Thank god I don't live in central cali!!!!

BUT if you want, give me your cell number and Ill send you pics of me in all my ford shirts. Ya!!!

So gay!!! Mopar to Chevy? So super gay!!! Some may call it jimpen! Lol

. Well..... I guess if I owned a Ford I would be pissed off at the world to. It's good too see Flusher set you straight. Unfortunately you can't teach a Ford guy anything that been proved. Didn't you just ask for a ride in my chevy powered Boat.

I'm sorry I just can't resist!! Jim I know that big inch engine in that tunnel Hull was making you nervous but damn!!! We didn't mean to make you sell your boat!!! Lmao!! Just kidding, I know it was because you didn't want that Ford guy riding in it! 😭😭👍👍

I'm sorry I just can't resist!! Jim I know that big inch engine in that tunnel Hull was making you nervous but damn!!! We didn't mean to make you sell your boat!!! Lmao!! Just kidding, I know it was because you didn't want that Ford guy riding in it! 😭😭👍👍

. No worries don't think I don't have some thing for whatever you boys drag up. I still have the same motor and it will be going in another boat you guy may have a chance. Umm on the other hand not even close. Lol. I'm sure the new owner will be happy to take you boys on with Risen if that would make you fell better.

. No worries don't think I don't have some thing for whatever you boys drag up. I still have the same motor and it will be going in another boat you guy may have a chance. Umm on the other hand not even close. Lol. I'm sure the new owner will be happy to take you boys on with Risen if that would make you fell better.

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lol. Just bustin your balls Jim, I'm sure you have something bigger and badder up your sleeve , I don't even have a dog in this fight! I'm just here to smack talk and keep shit interesting!! 😄😄👍👍

I'm sorry I just can't resist!! Jim I know that big inch engine in that tunnel Hull was making you nervous but damn!!! We didn't mean to make you sell your boat!!! Lmao!! Just kidding, I know it was because you didn't want that Ford guy riding in it! 😭😭👍👍

I was thinking the exact same thing! About selling and me riding in it.

Too bad it has no motor and the hull is getting parted out I looked at it today someone over filled the gas and it ruined the passenger side all the way to the nose of the deck and this thing is super thin doubt it could handle anything but flat water! Not to mention the bulkhead was broke and separated from the hull

Too bad it has no motor and the hull is getting parted out I looked at it today someone over filled the gas and it ruined the passenger side all the way to the nose of the deck and this thing is super thin doubt it could handle anything but flat water! Not to mention the bulkhead was broke and separated from the hull

You guys wanted nothing to with that boat on the motor!! It's cool it's over it's gone but so is RISEN!! Fresh start next season!! If this was a street racing thread holy shit!!!! It would get really deep!!! Really quick!!! Lmfao

I looked into buying this boat when it first went up with that motor. Dude said it did around 105 on the long end and I'm pretty sure it didn't have an inducer in the pump. Jim probably would've beat it on motor being since it would've been a game of catch up

Funny thing is the motor was on it's last leg and getting a complete rebuild at the moment

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here is the talk between me and the new owner this is the last of me messaging with these clowns their all a joke and for the ones who couldn't afford it keep dreaming blablahaha.. Gotta love the haters I gave it away for chump change . Good luck to the new owner ... ✌

I talked to the dude that put that motor in the boat and he (said) it had about 15 quarter mile passes. That was supposedly his spare race motor. I was thinking about getting it and pulling the motor for my boat.

O'Douls is the best smack talk starter I know of! Roll up with a bottle coozie so it's hidden, start the war, then just stand back and listen. Dump some Kerosene once in awhile as needed! See some of you guys in a couple weeks!

Looks like its the time of the year to get this thread going again........dudes getting testy about call outs, speed of boats, biting off more than they can chew, the top dogs getting testy about the little guys, Ford vs Chevy vs Olds, penis size, beer preference, all the fancy upgrades, silly yellow boats and good F'ing smack talk. Ya!!!

Looks like its the time of the year to get this thread going again........dudes getting testy about call outs, speed of boats, biting off more than they can chew, the top dogs getting testy about the little guys, Ford vs Chevy vs Olds, penis size, beer preference, all the fancy upgrades, silly yellow boats and good F'ing smack talk. Ya!!!

I can't help but get the feeling that the "silly yellow boat" reference could be a dig at my awesome yellow piece of maritime machinery.. Could be wrong tho, you may be talking about someone else's yellow turd!!! Maybe??

I can't help but get the feeling that the "silly yellow boat" reference could be a dig at my awesome yellow piece of maritime machinery.. Could be wrong tho, you may be talking about someone else's yellow turd!!! Maybe??

your friendly local v-drive owner

Oh pumpkin, I would never talk shit about your yellow turd. It is glorious. Lol

. There is a lot of big time boats this year. Myself and Dennis does not even have running boats. The old 905 boat is back In the mix. The Hell fire got repowered that would be the flag ship for you ford guys. And a ton more boats the top five spots would be tough if they all play.

We really started the smack talk thread to do just that, talk smack.. None of us can fuck with list boats realistically, so let's get away from bringing up all your hi dollar fast ass boats! We all know Skipper and Gilligan would have to pull 4 plug wires and run a soft tune for any of us to try to keep up!!! We can't play with the 3hour tour!! But all us slow everyday fuckers have some shit going on!! " brchris. Has a fire under his ass to race me and matches909 at big river sometime when we are all there together. Not sure why?? We call him Chris turd Ford for a reason. Maybe he'll chime in and defend this decision he made to go out and get fucked up in front of all his friends!! Lmfao.. As for matches909 we've been going back and forth forever! Since I charged my boat there hasn't been a reason to race, but old matches909 has a charger on deck as well sooo the shit talking will insue soon as I install it for him!! And my boat finally is getting squared away to be safe and not kill me, I'm hoping anyways!! As for you FORDFREAK.. I HOPE you make it out this way sometime so I can fuck your BIG INCH Ford up in the most respectfull way possible!! And have a few beers!! That's all for now!!! Lmfao

We really started the smack talk thread to do just that, talk smack.. None of us can fuck with list boats realistically, so let's get away from bringing up all your hi dollar fast ass boats! We all know Skipper and Gilligan would have to pull 4 plug wires and run a soft tune for any of us to try to keep up!!! We can't play with the 3hour tour!! But all us slow everyday fuckers have some shit going on!! " brchris. Has a fire under his ass to race me and matches909 at big river sometime when we are all there together. Not sure why?? We call him Chris turd Ford for a reason. Maybe he'll chime in and defend this decision he made to go out and get fucked up in front of all his friends!! Lmfao.. As for matches909 we've been going back and forth forever! Since I charged my boat there hasn't been a reason to race, but old matches909 has a charger on deck as well sooo the shit talking will insue soon as I install it for him!! And my boat finally is getting squared away to be safe and not kill me, I'm hoping anyways!! As for you FORDFREAK.. I HOPE you make it out this way sometime so I can fuck your BIG INCH Ford up in the most respectfull way possible!! And have a few beers!! That's all for now!!! Lmfao

Wow shit around here is getting deep. I know that a race between me and aquaholic needs to happen and will happen this year if he ever gets his boat to the water. His boat is on the trailer more than anyone else that I know. I think he only saw water 3 times last year and the looks of it it will be the same this year so I'm sure I will take that race by default because he has to show up to race but I want to see him race fordlover it would be interesting and I'm sure steves86ta would be a good race too

Wow shit around here is getting deep. I know that a race between me and aquaholic needs to happen and will happen this year if he ever gets his boat to the water. His boat is on the trailer more than anyone else that I know. I think he only saw water 3 times last year and the looks of it it will be the same this year so I'm sure I will take that race by default because he has to show up to race but I want to see him race fordlover it would be interesting and I'm sure steves86ta would be a good race too

Think the only reason he challenged me is because I would have to drive 10 hours to race him so he knows it may not happen.

By the way if any of you jet boat guys lose to that so called v drive. We will have to pull your captains license.

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😅😅😅😅That's funny shit right there Jim!! Any jet boat that falls to the yellow turd has to immediately surrender their california boating card to Jim for shaming!!! Lmfao.. I don't see you pulling many cards tho.. My turd is just that. It runs ok for a heavy ass old ski boat with a 402 in it!! But it's still fun to play and stir the pot!!! 👍👍

😅😅😅😅That's funny shit right there Jim!! Any jet boat that falls to the yellow turd has to immediately surrender their california boating card to Jim for shaming!!! Lmfao.. I don't see you pulling many cards tho.. My turd is just that. It runs ok for a heavy ass old ski boat with a 402 in it!! But it's still fun to play and stir the pot!!! 👍👍

See the problem is, we already know fordlover is a closet transvestite, we know Skipper and Gilligan give each other mani-pedi's on #mancrushmondays!! And all our boats are turds!! What else can we possibly talk shit about??

I myself am a compulsive masterbator!! I tried to seek medical attention for my disorder but was told obamacare didn't cover such issues and I should go f*ck myself!! Thanks a lot obama,,,, I didn't really need a 100 dollar copay for that advise!!! 😅😅

See the problem is, we already know fordlover is a closet transvestite, we know Skipper and Gilligan give each other mani-pedi's on #mancrushmondays!! And all our boats are turds!! What else can we possibly talk shit about??

your friendly local v-drive owner

That was a close call! Thought you were going to call me a closet homo.Lol

Well i wasnt gonna drive half way across the country back home empty handed!!! But, knowing what i know now...i should have! And just so you know, that motor is out and tore down and in pieces right now. The only thing it was good for was was about a quart of oil litteraly every maybe 10 minutes or so of run time at 3,500 rpms. It was a joke

Well i wasnt gonna drive half way across the country back home empty handed!!! But, knowing what i know now...i should have! And just so you know, that motor is out and tore down and in pieces right now. The only thing it was good for was was about a quart of oil litteraly every maybe 10 minutes or so of run time at 3,500 rpms. It was a joke

Sooooooo!! Matches909 is clearly getting nervous about all the changes I'm making tp the flatty, that have to be done in 10 days,, so he went ahead and stuck the supercharger on top of his 502!! Really?? couldn't just let me have this one ?, and brought it to me today for timing and carb setup! Why am I working on the boat that keeps waxing my ass!!!!?????? Wtf!!

Was never nervous your boat has to see the water before it can beat mine. So instead of waiting another year to install the blower that I bought last year I decided to make some little changes to slow my boat down so you can see the back of my boat a little better since I think you might have needed binoculars last time we raced

Well either way you will still be watching my transom as I walk away from you. And at least I was nice enough to bring a motor that you didn't need your Ford atire to work on it you know the mask is just so no one in your neigborhood knows you have touched one of those vile 460 motors. ;D ;D ;D

Well either way you will still be watching my transom as I walk away from you. And at least I was nice enough to bring a motor that you didn't need your Ford atire to work on it you know the mask is just so no one in your neigborhood knows you have touched one of those vile 460 motors. ;D ;D ;D

It worked put the best it could since your boat was only on the way one day out of three. Your 17' flatty did go faster than my 20' jet boat. But how much did is cost for you to be able to pass my 20' jet boat and if I put the same amount of money into my boat like you did do you think it would have still had the same out come? And for Jim I'm sorry I will surrender my boating licence to you next time we meet at the water. :'( :'( :'(

It worked put the best it could since your boat was only on the way one day out of three. Your 17' flatty did go faster than my 20' jet boat. But how much did is cost for you to be able to pass my 20' jet boat and if I put the same amount of money into my boat like you did do you think it would have still had the same out come? And for Jim I'm sorry I will surrender my boating licence to you next time we meet at the water. :'( :'( :'(

Still the same turd engine in the yellowturd.. Just spent the money to make the boat work correctly ish.. Almost there!! But you also have alil money left to spend on your setup.. A few more bucks and I'm sure you can close up that gap!! 👍👍

Still the same turd engine in the yellowturd.. Just spent the money to make the boat work correctly ish.. Almost there!! But you also have alil money left to spend on your setup.. A few more bucks and I'm sure you can close up that gap!! 👍👍

your friendly local v-drive owner

true sir but my boat did pass you on the trip home and like I stated that may be the last time it ever will that little yellow turd may have just become just a yellow fart

Lmfao.. Ya, your turbo diesel dually pulls harder than my old gas dually for sure!! Well Im glad I can graduate from a turd to just a fart!! 😅😅😅😅😅

your friendly local v-drive owner

Everyone has to grow up eventually and since you have only seen the water 6 times in two years. :banghead: :banghead: you really need to go and play with that fart of yours before you have to take it back apart for another year

Everyone has to grow up eventually and since you have only seen the water 6 times in two years. :banghead: :banghead: you really need to go and play with that fart of yours before you have to take it back apart for another year

It worked put the best it could since your boat was only on the way one day out of three. Your 17' flatty did go faster than my 20' jet boat. But how much did is cost for you to be able to pass my 20' jet boat and if I put the same amount of money into my boat like you did do you think it would have still had the same out come? And for Jim I'm sorry I will surrender my boating licence to you next time we meet at the water. :'( :'( :'(

Alls I saw when I read this was "blah blah blah...I lost"........" blah blah blah .........you beat me"......"blah blah blah.......Ill have nightmares of the yellow turd for weeks"Lol

Damn!! We all use to have alil fun on here, and it's starting to kinda just turn into a classified for sell sight!! How about we talk alil shit for old times sakes! Pretty sure you're all doing it on the Facebook , but all us lamens don't all have a Facebook. I have an instagram and a scjb!! That's it!! Fordlover!! This is for you. https://youtu.be/AkFqg5wAuFk

Damn!! We all use to have alil fun on here, and it's starting to kinda just turn into a classified for sell sight!! How about we talk alil shit for old times sakes! Pretty sure you're all doing it on the Facebook , but all us lamens don't all have a Facebook. I have an instagram and a scjb!! That's it!! Fordlover!! This is for you. https://youtu.be/AkFqg5wAuFk

your friendly local v-drive owner

Smart man facebook book sucks to many trolls and key pad warriors lol . I'm gonna make my way back to the Socal forum and instagram ...

Damn!! We all use to have alil fun on here, and it's starting to kinda just turn into a classified for sell sight!! How about we talk alil shit for old times sakes! Pretty sure you're all doing it on the Facebook , but all us lamens don't all have a Facebook. I have an instagram and a scjb!! That's it!! Fordlover!! This is for you. https://youtu.be/AkFqg5wAuFk

So, one of our boating buddies just hit me up and asked if I'd heard anything about Dennis taking a huge L outside of a bar at the lower river, I said no, hadnt seen anything on scjb or I.g, only way I'd know anything, cuz none of you fuckers like the vdrive guy anyways, but did that happen ?and if it did is Dennis alright?? No one deserves to bleed on the sidewalk, been there it ain't cool....

So, one of our boating buddies just hit me up and asked if I'd heard anything about Dennis taking a huge L outside of a bar at the lower river, I said no, hadnt seen anything on scjb or I.g, only way I'd know anything, cuz none of you fuckers like the vdrive guy anyways, but did that happen ?and if it did is Dennis alright?? No one deserves to bleed on the sidewalk, been there it ain't cool....

your friendly local v-drive owner

Dennis said he is doing ok now But this did happen will let someone else fill in the blanks

I will say, the jet guys on here are cool as f#ck, iv had the pleasure of meeting several of them, but us v-drive guys are the red headed stepchildren on the site! Not many of us here! So we are easy targets... Lol

Safety is #1 All race tracks 800? Idk I grew up with a jet boat which my brother still has and had a Noric. I guess things change I'm just a little old school. No rolling start, just from the dig and 800 ft cuz mine will pull a good 10sce

I have no idea what actual race distance is!! I see what njba is, but the numbers dont correspond with what people say they run! I'll run tell I shoot the rods out of my engine!!!!! Apparently becky will run with a blown alcohol capsule flat cuz they say she goes low sixes! Which is faster than a pro mod capsule boat!! So I'm lost on the whole distance thing!!

https://youtu.be/5yFNDnSMmgIMost don't know but the name of this song originally was the ballad of Fordlover, I believe it was changed due to copy right issues with another gay song! Maybe he can fill in the blanks!!

Proof reading your drunk texts is a must!! Old auto correct will take over if not, and make you look like an illiterate v-drive owner really quick!!! Trust me, I proof read and own a v-drive!!

your friendly local v-drive owner

I agree to disagree. yes I was drinking cuz on my end it gets I get a little nuts 0's Crazy. when I used to go on here it was a team thing. anyways that first part in what I Voice I meant to stutter. Haha as far as my posting goes how's it look from then to now consistent haha. sorry too tired to proof read but then again some of the stuff I see read no nice words D?ŁK$ as far as pie goes. Lol still confident my prop in 10-second run 95 to 100 the best part it's carbureted and pump gas haha. just want to play with people my own age s*** I30 put that thing in my boat it might go a little faster just saying night

OK,, I love that you are posting and playing, Im assuming you are a flatty prop guy? Still having a hard time navigating thru your post... I hope you're on my side tho.. The prop side.. ?? I hope. ?? Maybe?? Come back in the a.m brother.. I'd love to make sense of your post! 👍👍👍

OK,, I love that you are posting and playing, Im assuming you are a flatty prop guy? Still having a hard time navigating thru your post... I hope you're on my side tho.. The prop side.. ?? I hope. ?? Maybe?? Come back in the a.m brother.. I'd love to make sense of your post! 👍👍👍

your friendly local v-drive owner

Judging by his post......again.......I would say he is a vdrive guy and you two should be besties. Like Forest Gump said "like two peas in a pod" lol

https://youtu.be/5yFNDnSMmgIMost don't know but the name of this song originally was the ballad of Fordlover, I believe it was changed due to copy right issues with another gay song! Maybe he can fill in the blanks!!

OK,, I love that you are posting and playing, Im assuming you are a flatty prop guy? Still having a hard time navigating thru your post... I hope you're on my side tho.. The prop side.. ?? I hope. ?? Maybe?? Come back in the a.m brother.. I'd love to make sense of your post! 👍👍👍

your friendly local v-drive owner

Go to my face book photos been around boats my whole life I prefer the props Power by Chevys

My names aquaholic72, I like short walks on sandy beaches, bud light, making slow passes in turd v-drives, and awkward talks about boats with my buddys wearing nothing but a towel!!! 😂

your friendly local v-drive owner

Kinda funny let me give it a shotI also had enjoy hanging out on the sand and kicking it in our boat Face with the name Would be nice Shut I'm starting to get speed wobbles here To the wives and girlfriends out there if you guys have them and if they know of me or her 50/50 they're not true I said it What! ! If the person in your life is golden says Her then what makes everybody else

Kinda funny let me give it a shotI also had enjoy hanging out on the sand and kicking it in our boat Face with the name Would be nice Shut I'm starting to get speed wobbles here To the wives and girlfriends out there if you guys have them and if they know of me or her 50/50 they're not true I said it What! ! If the person in your life is golden says Her then what makes everybody else

I do have to admit tho! My c3500 is slammed, and I'm a closet mopar freak !! My flatty was really close to having a big block mopar in it but!!! But We all know they are just as expensive to build as a Ford is! Lol.. Budget bang for our Buck BBC all day!!

I do have to admit tho! My c3500 is slammed, and I'm a closet mopar freak !! My flatty was really close to having a big block mopar in it but!!! But We all know they are just as expensive to build as a Ford is! Lol.. Budget bang for our Buck BBC all day!!

your friendly local v-drive owner

I dig the cummins trucks. And all the old cars. But yeah, just throw a bbc in there and be done with it lol