25:1 Ellie finally gets that chance to kick into the crotch she’s been missing since Quinn beat her to it.

50:1 Danny? Who’s Danny? Oh, that guy who showed up at Onomateopeiacon with the stupid website. No, I haven’t seen him for months. Why? What do you MEAN “you found his hat in the middle of what looks like an ice cream truck explosion.”?

100:1 An ice cream truck is found in the Everglades, its occupant half eaten by alligators. Wedged in its mouth is a stack of fliers for a social media website. One has chewed gum stuck to its corner as if it had been pulled from a trash can.

500:1 This plan actually works. Ellie suffers the extended horror of “ending up just like Juniper.”

The three add up to Ellie doesn’t get out much, though she’d like to, and is probably not having sex as a result. Granted, it’s not like she’s pinned her V-card on her sleeve, but two and two and two would certainly seem to make six here.

Or, you’re going to be scrubbing the sofa from the summoning stains left by the spell that Pumpkin used to call forth Mr. Fatty McFatFat. All of the charred bits of Hellfire and Brimstone and what not, eh?

Dat….comic. Yea.. Anyways I hope Ellie came prepared for a stay at a hotel (toothbrush/toothpaste, extra changes of clothes etc). I also hope she brought a taser. Danny’s intentions are making me extremely uneasy. Moreso than before when he was all “be as naked as possible” lol

…how…how did Ellie and Danny get to the hotel? Were they within walking distance? I note this because I find it tough to believe that Ellie would actually ride in Danny’s rolling homage to the Twisted Metal series.

Man, I don’t know what’s going to happen here. It could be he wants the connected rooms (sans door) so it’ll seem more suite-esque, or he could be planning creepy creepiness. I guess I’ll have to wait until Wednesday to see.

On a completely different note. Maybe Ellie should hook Danny up with Anise! They have the same hair style after all. Picture them and their children in a family picture all lined up and each one with their hair draped over the right eye.

OK. As a guy who has worked in three different hotels, either those flowers are fake or there is no way a guy like Danny could afford a night there. Granted, I live in the Midwest but fresh, daily, assorted flowers cost a ton and need to be replaced daily (the hotels would buy flowers for some holidays and they cost between $1300-$3000). 10:1 that card gets declined.

John Madden screams at Pat Summerall as the Replacements in “The Replacements” were accidentally vorped in time, slace and fictional universes into the football game where Reggie rushed the President out of the football stadium in “The Sum of All Fears.” But Ben Affleck doesn’t save the nation and Keanu Reeves because he’s all sad Batman.

Those damn Alaskan-Nunivut federation won. Sarah Palin’s daughter absorbed enough radiation therapy to surpass her mother politically, invaded the Yukon territories, Nunavut, Newfoundland, as well as federalizing half of Greenland. They turned the northern most parts of the southern most parts of the provinces into provisional territories due to the spread of the radiation zones above the U.S.-Canadian border which led to not only widespread riots but also widespread glow in the dark zombies with bright day glow yellow eyes.

Yeah, right. Like you worked for the big name hotels. 1, this is Florida. 2, this is in Orlando. You know OR LAN DO. Not Tony, not Calrissian, home of the mouse ears. That Orlando. And given the location, perhaps there are plenty of green houses abound down there. Maybe, just maybe, one of those big name hotels, related to Paris, owns a few greenhouses and such and not only sells to other florists and hotel chains at a profit, but also provides fresh flowers to the big name in question at cost.

Uh, yeah. You see, what you have here is your basic know-it-all who thinks just because he’s got the, uh, uniform right, that, ahhh, they’ve got a basic right to butts in onto the conversation. Isn’t that right there Norm?

Funny how at a comic/gaming/cosplay/whatever convention she looks like a booth babe, but the same outfit in a hotel lobby makes her look like a prostitute. Ellie, honey, your twin is supposed to be the dumb one.

Also, Rusche, have to admit I got hung up on “oneathose”. O neat, hose? On eat hose? One at hose… Oh, one OF those. I understand it emphasizes his pronouncing it quickly, as one word, though personally I’d have still separated it, only with dashes, “one-a-those”.

I also thought that the final panel gave off a strong “prostitute” vibe. But look at how happy those flowers make her. Anyone taking bets that one of those flower arrangements ends up forcibly inserted into Danny sometime soon?

Well I definitely don’t want the Dodge Viper with Eddie Murphy stuck in the tail pipe. I’m not going to fall for that gag. Do you happen to have a Barbie Nissan 280SX with Ken mounted on the front hood like a trussed up deer that was owned by a J.I. Goe who only drove it to war on Sundays?

I believe that my first non parental hotel stay was Sr. trip in high school. Bun dork of an ex best friend actually tried to throw a beat down on meh because he was all stupid from boot camp the prior summer. I laughed it off.

Caleb better be swallowing hard right now. Danny goes trying something serious it could be a sexual harassment lawsuit in the making. But then, there’s likely not much of an employment agreement between the company and Ellie….

Are you kidding me? BARREL knows, pumpkin knows, Quinn knows that Ellie’s not back for the evening and might start bitching about being ditched like KK except her crap is there and the cat isn’t. Two other people at the convention know Ellie has a booth bunny job. And Caleb isn’t on top of Danny with the yanking of the American bank account. I do not foresee a decent night.

Ellie gonna do something stupid. Girl is about as clueless right now as it gets, and getting bowled over. Aiming to please + buying what Billie is selling right now + for some reason left the show still in the slut clothes… oh well. Every hot girl has those mistakes in her rear view mirror.