Remember that time earlier in the week when we were sober? Before we decided that "Hungover Friday Picture Day" was a good idea? Yeah, we sorta remember that time too! As such, the least alcohol-infused among us has created a helpful guide to some of the things on Jezebel that actually required some semblance of brain function. We'll be back Monday, in (hopefully) full fighting form. That said, have a good one everyone, and thanks for putting up with us.

Jane went kaput. You heard it here third. And yet we're getting blamed for its demise? If we're not even good enough to break the goddamn story how could we be good enough to send a long-running mag tumbling to the ground?