Florida's Postal Service Wants People to Stop Crashing Into Its Offices

Over the last year there have been eight cases of people crashing their cars into post offices in Florida. The US Postal Service says that the most common causes of this are people confusing which pedal is which (AKA unintended acceleration), people confusing which gear is which (old people), and distracted driving (young people). The best excuse of the bunch: one woman was "startled by something falling from the sky" and drove into the post office. Hey Florida, you're still batshit.