Oral Sex Tip From a Guy: An Easy but Often Overlooked Technique

Oral sex is like international diplomacy: a balancing act. You need to keep all parties engaged and happy; sometimes one country needs a little extra care but the other nations cannot feel like they are being slighted or ignored. It goes smoothest when everyone is working towards a common goal, but that goal can change from incident to incident. And yet here's a sex tip works with all nations, creeds, factions, political systems….

Oral sex is like international diplomacy: a balancing act. You need to keep all parties engaged and happy; sometimes one country needs a little extra care but the other nations cannot feel like they are being slighted or ignored. It goes smoothest when everyone is working towards a common goal, but that goal can change from incident to incident. And yet here's a sex tip works with all nations, creeds, factions, political systems….

Ladies, tighten your grip.

To be clear, we're talking about your grip on his penis during oral sex. Most blow jobs involve a hand job at the same time. They work together, like Canada and the USA, bringing everyone to the table and hammering out a solution.

Where things can get troublesome is when your hand (let's call it America) gets lazy, or distracted by your out-of-control deficit, or other domestic policy, or just doesn't take a strong enough tact, and then things tend to drag on, and on, and on.

Guys have been abusing ourselves since the minute we were old enough and our parents started leaving us alone in the house (let's call it the end of colonialism). As long as things are sloppy, there is very little chance you are going to hurt us. A firm, concentrated grip is a godsend during a blow job, for both you and him.

Not sure exactly how to hold it? Ask him to show you. Or just take notes when he finishes himself off (let's call it detente). Our masturbatory grip is more established than the British parliamentary system—just imitate it as best you can, and, like Canada, the U.S., France, Denmark, and most other democracies, things will progress smoothly.

And for the love of God, be strong. Together, with the right amount of cajoling and force, we'll get there.

Have you ever thought about your grip? Does your guy like it tight or loose?