Pharrell’s ‘Smokey The Bear’ Grammy Hat…What’s He Hiding In There?

Pharrell knows fashion … just take a look at his Billionaire Boys Club clothing line for proof. So far be it from me to criticize his choice of Grammy-night apparel: a red track suit and a 20-gallon hat.

No, I’ll leave that to whoever is unlucky enough to be sitting behind him tonight. Instead, I’m going to wonder out loud: Just what — or who — does he have hiding beneath that massive hat? Here are my best guesses.

A sandwich Just in case he gets hungry during the show. Bonus points if it’s from Arby’s.