Thursday, December 31, 2009

If you're a busy sophisticated person like me, your schedule is so jam packed with lunches and cultural events that you don't have time to be dillydallying on the internet all day like some basement-dwelling mouth breather who spends Friday nights reading 4chan and flame waring on teenager's youtube accounts.

Oh wait, except the exact opposite for me.

But if you WERE the kind of person who is too busy to check Sorry I Missed Your Party everyday (which you are probably not, since you are reading this on New Year's Eve when you should be out partying IRL), I've made things easy for you. Here is the best of the past year, all in one convenient post so you can jet off in time for your black tie event at the endangered animals' museum society gala ball.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

What you don't realize is the lemon wedge is because she just finished taking a body shot off of Harry Truman.
Ok, that's not true and furthermore I don't even know who Harry Truman is. Was he the Tonight Show host before Johnny Carson?

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

For a few weeks out of the year, Santa gets to be the cats of the internet (meaning everything funny about the internet). Check out Off Duty Santa or Santa, No! for evidence. To jump on the bandwagon, I wrote about Holland's coolest Christmas tradition for the Faster Times.
I'll give you a hint, it looks like this:

You're still confused? I'll break it down for you. The dark haired guy because he was cute and sensitive, the middle guy because he was so persistent, and the guy with the glasses because you couldn't figure out why he wasn't interested in you, and you had already gone through the first two by the end of the semester.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

I found this photo while searching for the term "jager bombs" on Flickr. I guess it makes sense, cuz those are some BOMBS if I've ever seen any, and blondie's definitely no stranger to the green bottle.