!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIKKIE!!!

The world has been a much better place because you decided to grace Mother Earth with your presence twenty-some odd years ago. To show my appreciation, and since I can't bake worth a darn, I decided to order a special Birthday Cake for you!

This is what I saw when I went to pick it up:

I said "NO! you got it wrong", so they tried to remedy it by adding something:

I gave up on that bakery and went to another one, and this is what they came up with:

Sheesh! What an insult! I went to this last one, and take it or leave it, I'm tired from going to three different bakeries:

And it wouldn't be a *happy* birthday without this:

Rikkie, you are one of the most beloved and loved people here and in your non-virtual world. Please do not ever lose sight of that!

Because today is a special day, and in honor of our beloved Rikkie, I declare September 21st 2013 a no-drama zone and a no-hate zone. Only love galore! Trolls go back under your bridge!

P.S. Since it's after 3:30AM now, I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm going to be out the rest of today and won't have access to BT, so y'all celebrate big time, y'hear? I just wanted to get the party started! Let your hair down and Parrrrrrr-Tayyyyy!!