Help....I'm drunk, stuck at home due to an ice storm...and drunk......and ROFLMAO and beer is coming out of my nose.....

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You're drunk at 7 in the morning?

Damn, I want your life.

I was taking an exam at 7:30.... :

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There was a sheet of ice on the roads...and I took the night off....hung out in the garage, on the internet all night...drinking beer and wanking it a few times...killed 12 corronas....remember...I work third shift.

And when I went to go buy another propane refil, I also got 2 pacs of cigs....and then I said fuck it...and bought 2 $20 scratch tickets....spent like $65...and scratched a $100 ticket....so that = the night off, the propane, cigs, and 2 more 12 packs of Corona....hehe.