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8 Advent Calendars for Adults – Because, why the hell not?

Despite what the shops are yelling, Christmas is actually not coming soon. But we are less than a month away from opening the first little door of an advent calendar. And that’s not nothing. Adult Advent Calendars – AustraliaAnd I feel you, you’re like, umm who the hell cares? Well, the answer is you. You should care anyway. Let’s just suspend disbelief for a moment and pretend that we are all going to spend a hundred or so bucks on Adult Advent Calendars, and check out these pearlers I have found.

So if you didn’t already know, the one thing your life may be missing is a Fairy Floss Advent Calendar. I mean, who even knew there were 24 flavours? It comes in at $140 but I feel like spending $140 on fairy floss is a bucket-list-worthy endeavour. No?

I’m actually really excited about this Twelve Nights of Wine advent calendar, I probably won’t buy it, but it’s pretty cool! I mean, cracking open a single glass of wine (that comes in a test tube) for 12 nights? That’s fancy AF. If I was the sort of person who spent $129 on Advent Calendars or gifts; this one would be a winner.

Gah! This Palm Beach Advent Calendar is pretty spesh. I mean, putting aside that it’s another one that only has 12 presents (I’m not sure how I feel about this) they are 12 items that I actually want. It will set you back $79. Adult Advent Calendars – Australia

Whisky Advent Calendar – come to Mumma. Except… OVER THREE HUNDRED BUCKS. (insert crazy eyes emoji) I hear Aldi has a similar one coming out though. Adult Ad

Oh yeah, the Kikki-K Advent Calendar. Decorations, pens, candles, and TINY CALENDAR! This would really make me feel like it was Christmas every day. $149.95 Adult Advent Calendars – Australia

Yummers. But really, please can someone buy this for me? Sure, it may be the most expensive way to purchase what is really just a case of beer, but. Christmas. Beer Advent Calendar = $163 of cheer. Adult Advent Calendars – Australia

Now for me, The Body Shop is Christmas, I’m not sure why but, as a teenager, it was the only time of the year that I bought from there. And it was always good. This Body Shop Advent calendar is full of pampery goodness and ain’t that a tad better than a kick in the teeth. $100.

Ok, mum –it’s time to stop reading. Thanks for visiting.

For those of you who know what Love Honey is, you may be surprised that they run an Advent Calendar. I was, mum – for the love of god why are you still here? Anyway, this is what comes up when you google ‘adult advent calendar,’ so yeah, 24 fun times can be had with this, and that’s all I’m going to say about that.