Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Patented & Copyrighted.

You know those sayings that are making their way around the internet that usually start out with "That moment when...." and then go on to describe some random moment that happens to everyone? Well I've come up with my own original 'moments' and I thank you, ladies and gents, for allowing me to share them with you. Here you are:

"That moment when you're in the shower and you look down and think you're being murdered, but you really just knicked yourself shaving."OR"That moment when you're in the shower and you look down and think you're being murdered, but you really just forgot to put a tampon in."OR"That moment when you're in the shower and you look down and think you're being murdered because you're actually being murdered."(That 'moment' doesn't end well.)Any of these could work and are interchangeable.

"That moment when you're in the shower using your homemade coffee scrub that is supposedly curing your cellulite and you look down and think you've accidentally gone to the bathroom. Specifically, number two."

"That moment when your peaceful dog jumps up and bites a skipping girl's long braid."(Let's get something straight. Diego is perfect, that girl shouldn't have been skipping!)

Here are some real 'moments' taken from That Moment When on Tumblr and they are not very good moments at all! I don't think these people understand the assignment.

"That moment when you want to walk around the house in a sports bra, but then you realize you have too many love handles to do so.. So you just slip on an XXL shirt and call it a night."-Ummmm, what? This girl should stop talking.

"That moment when I love the bad guys more than the good guys in an anime. I MISS AIZEN SOUSUKE~"-Uuuuhhh, nerd.

"That moment where you tell your friends that you are going to bed but you are still browsing the internet after 10 minutes."-Good one. Not.

This is in honor of Thanksgiving and Marianne! "That moment when you wanna punch your mom in the face."-Happens most holidays! (No it doesn't.)(Yes it does.)

And finally someone recognizes themselves for who they and most of us really are!"That moment when you realize you are probably the most boring person ever."-Spot on!