Babywipes or I can tell you my luxury babywipe recipe.Use an old tupperwear box put in folded flannels or an old towel cut into squares, pour over hot water or cammomile tea if you have some and squirt in some baby bath or shampoo.Luxury loo wipes.

I know this doesn't help you at all but I realised that I am actually a bit OCD about not running out of loo roll, there were about 30 rolls in the house when this occurred to me . If you can find a courier maybe I could send some over?