Michael Canaii (pictured, on throne) is the father of a high school-aged daughter here in New York City. And when he heard rumors that his daughter was acting out in adolescent rebellion, he did what any good father would do: showed up at her high school "swinging a heavy chain with a padlock" while threatening to "fight anyone in his path," all while demanding, "Who's fucking my daughter?"

Yes, Michael Canaii was arrested. And yes, perhaps, Michael Canaii may even be indicted. And do you know who else will be indicted, along with Michael Canaii? Society. For not being able to handle the extremity of love.

"'He's a decent father,' said Canaii's aunt, Sondra Williams, adding that the teen lives with her mother."