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Apparently, Russell Brand hasn’t been allowed into Japan to watch his wife, Katy Perry, on tour because of his criminal record. It’s been a bad couple of weeks for Mr Brand who also saw his football team – West Ham United – get relegated.

Former Norwich, Coventry, Newcastle, Celtic, Blackburn, Liverpool, West Ham and Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy was (presumably) heading for church in the early hours of Sunday morning when he ALLEGEDLY got involved in a scrap for which he has since been arrested.