You know, it’s hard to be thoughtful. It’s hard to be rational. It’s hard to speak the inconvenient truths about society that lead to false accusations of racism, bigotry and sexism. It’s hard to be independently minded.

So, stop! Come be PC, and let groupthink win the day. No longer will you have to form an opinion on your own — what responsibility! Things like introspection and good judgment are for these new Nazis out there who support fascist things like the First Amendment. Pfffffft, the Constitution… what a buncha white-ass mansplaining…