No. 307: Subliminal Garfield

Message machine: *Beep* You have no messages.
SFX: click {Jon clicks the machine}
Message machine: *Beep* You still have no messages.
SFX: click {Jon clicks the machine}
Message machine: Here's a message for you... You're a loser!
Garfield: Stop tormenting it.
{The "click" sound effects occasionally change to read "obey" for a fraction of a second, every few seconds.}