So I'm sitting here minding my own business...reading blogs and typing comments...answering a few emails, the usual.

Out of nowhere...my cat jumps up in the desk and proceeds to make himself comfortable...on my keyboard! All kinds of shit starts popping up on the screen...and I can't figure out what the fuck it is!

So I take the cat and attempt to throw him off the desk...no easy task here, he weighs 20 lbs! But I finally convince him he can't lay there, and he jumps down to the floor, looking at me indignantly.

I sit in my chair at the desk with my knees drawn up and feet tucked under me...and the cat decides he has to be in my lap now! There's no room for him the way I'm sitting so he jumps down again and starts to howl. But you have to imagine this big ass cat...that has this little wimpy meow...howling! He's pissed because he can't get in my lap!

Ok...so I grab another chair so I can stretch my legs out...call him over and he jumps back up and makes himself comfy. I think my legs are going numb...but at least the cat is happy now.

I swear he knows I'm talking about him...he keeps looking at the screen and then looking at me! And now he just turned around so his back is to the monitor...

LOL Cats are queens and kings, aren't they? I was just telling someone that mine never just sits near a door and whines to get on the other side. He actually reaches for and paws at the doorknobs as trying to open it himself. "Okay Kermie.... I got it.... out you go!"

I inherited this cat from my cousin...her new hubby was allergic and no one else wanted him. She was a little worried at first because my dog had a reputation for disliking cats...but after taking one look at Lincoln, I told her he could hold his own. It took about two weeks for them to finally agree to disagree...and now they're even civil to each other!

Mine has his own theme song...to the tune of Batman!...only, he's Catbeast. However, your friend has been torturing him with a clothespin. She talks how much she hates him but she is always singing about him and talking to him. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. I also think she might be missing Thomas some....

Scottishtease

Mar 10 @ 7:37AM

At least yours will sit in a chair...mine is so bad, if I am on the computer he will keep on jumping up until I make a spot for him on my lap or else he will nip at my toes until I do. He also weighs 20 pounds, so I definitely feel your pain. But on the good side if it is cold out he keeps me nice and warm chuckle.