Monty loves major drama

Far from dwelling on his US Open failure, the

ROLL up, roll up for another chance to see Colin Montgomerie’s incredible travelling circus. Watch your hero put his head in the Tiger’s mouth, stun the audience with a dramatic fall from the high wire and juggle the pressures of his career with the trials and tribulations of a traumatic private life. The date is Thursday, the venue Hoylake, but don’t worry if you can’t make it. He’ll be coming around again.

For as long as he is swinging a club, nothing but the full Monty will do. From broken dreams on the course to a broken marriage off it, every cough and spit of his turbulent lifestyle is subject to the utmost scrutiny. And just when you thought it was safe to draw a line under his many achievements, thank him for the memories and crown him best player never to win a major, he lines himself up for