Scuzzed-up surf punk from Scotland's finest low-rent beat combo. The Fnords squeeze the bloated corpses of The Mummies, Thee Headcoatees and the Illuminatus Trilogy into a bodybag, give it all a good kicking, and top the ensuing mess off with a dollop of spat-out bubblegum. The Fnords are Sarah (Grimalkin555, Nosferatu Pharmaceuticals, Opaque), Caz (Opaque, formerly of Edinburgh's notorious girl gang The Gussets) and Derek (of hitting things wi' sticks fame). Recorded on vintage 60s gear to ensure maximum levels of authentically painful garagey treble, this is retro petulance at its best.