‘Although there’s no evidence at all of a link between caffeine and cancer, we’re putting two and two together and saying: caffeine can induce these changes and it has been shown that these changes are elevated in leukaemia patients,’ added Dr Cooke.

I can’t decide whether it’s more likely the DM is being tricked, or some ‘scientist’ is actually silly enough to say such a sentence out loud, in front of people.

The Mail’s headline on this story? “Coffee may raise child cancer risk: New evidence that caffeine could damage babies’ DNA.” Have I mentioned how much I despise the Daily Mail? Appropriate sarcasm can be found at The Daily Quail. Via NHB.