Tuesday, September 4, 2012

What a line-up! The DNC, has a blockbuster opening act (Lady M), butt she’s still in detox/cleansing and rehearsals:

“All this for a damn hag?” No,wait, that’s not right TOTUS!

Plus we have a whole bunch of Hollywood “A-listers” lined up: Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Anne Hathaway, Ben Affleck, Sheryl Crow, Susan Sarandon, Oprah – no wait, that was last time. I guess they all have previous commitments this year.

So let’s just focus on Lady M, shall we?

Blue carpet arrival

Makeup!

Wardrobe!

The DNC really is just like Hollywood. Oh, and speaking of Hollywood, here’s who will be there: Jeff Bridges, James Taylor, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. So okay, basically B+ listers this year. Or, in some cases, C-listers:

Debbie Wasserman Schultz says the Republican Party only had “superficial” diversity on display at its convention in Tampa last week —a contrast to Democrats reflecting actually “the rich diversity that we know is so important in Americans.”

Because we know there’s nothing more important than diversity:

“Last week, the Republicans put a lot of different folks up on the stage,” Wasserman Schultz said on POLITICO Live Monday. “It’s actions that matter, not just words.”

Right-on, right-on, right-on, Little Debbie!! Just ask the citizens of Detroit about actions vs. words! Detroit has enjoyed over 40 years of exclusive Democratic control.

During that time the citizens of that city have enjoyed not just the words, butt the actions of these Democratic regimes policies.

“The cheering had stopped as the immense reality of the event sobered all who viewed it. An emptiness followed and the guilt of our cheers weighed upon us.

The choking clouds dissipated and a ghastly scene was revealed. An inch of dust covered everything for blocks around and there, in the midst of it all, lay the smoldering and shattered heart of 20th Century downtown Detroit.”

All of their words, all of their actions, all lead to the same empty place.