Summary

It’s been said that Arthur hates Eames, but to Arthur, ‘hate’ isn’t a strong enough word. Loathe, despise, abhor, all good verbs, but none of them encompass the depth of Arthur’s feelings towards Eames. Because Eames is rude, and cocky, and full of swagger, and worst of all, talented.

Or, the one based on the Mayweather/McGregor fight tomorrow because I'm not convinced that Conor McGregor isn't Tom Hardy's evil twin.