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The following is a series of ideas for things that would be cool. They are from a rapidfire AIM conversation from 2010 that I’ve copied and pasted into new content. These are written by me, vrunt, and my good friend and comedy muse John V. Actually most of them are John’s.
it would be cool if you went…

Stand facing her face.
Do not tell her your intentions.
Do not ask permission to kiss her.
Look dreamily into her mouthparts.
Keep your left forepaw on the hilt of your scabbard.
This is a dangerous by-way, one never knows.
You may hold her right scallop peg in your right…

There are days I just feel like I’m Shikamaru.
The difference is I’m not as smart as Shikamaru is.
What a drag.
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Pity, he could have been the main protagonist if that happened.
And Naruto might become joker…what do you think?
3.
Sasuke being Sasuke.. Somehow I think she deserves it.
4.…

1 . If you were born on 1/1/1990
2 . If you were born on 1/2/1990
3 . If you were born on 1/3/1990
4 . If you were born on 1/4/1990
5 . If you were born on 1/5/1990
6 . If you were born on 1/6/1990
7 . If you were born on 1/7/1990
8 . If…

Exploitation, destruction, and mockery of the meek is this summer’s fetchest meme in the Valley—Silicon Valley that is! But just because you’re reëvaluating everything you loved about yourself (and humanity) doesn’t mean you have to wind up an accessory¹! Curate and project a personality with an SPF² on your lips and these hot tips:
1. Opinions here are…

As every parent knows: children are our future. Even if they are just kids now they will grow up. Because of this, we like to do an article called FeedBuzz Ask Kids. This week’s FeedBuzz Ask Kids topic is staying safe online. We spoke to six little futures-of-ours to find out what advice they could give us adults on…

1. MetaFilterMean Nickname: MetaFailterWhat’s Wrong About Them: Metafilter’s biggest problem is that it seems like a weblog that anyone can contribute a link or a comment to. Mistake number one. Real weblogs are just one person posting stuff. MetaFilter messes this up by extending the weblog beyond just one person. MetaFilter could improve 100% by closing off all the…

J.K. Rowling used to a poor woman somewhere in or around the UK until a brilliant idea struck her mind- Skinny kid with black hair waving a magic wand. Uh, duh. Nailed it. No turning back now. She wrote seven books but Hollywood somehow managed to squeeze eight movies out of those books. Epic win for Hollywood.
8. …

6. Bill Gates? Bill… HATES when you buy Apple that’s why this animated gif is EPIC.
5.You could die if a cannon shoots you that’s why its always good to remember YOLO and live the YOLO lifestyle… Yolo!
4.One word… epic.
3.Turn the page on another YOLO MOMENT 2013!!!!!
2.Waiting by…

1. Cheap Baseball Replacement
Everyone knows that gourds are a festive autumn decoration. But not everyone knows that gourds can just as easily serve as a baseball if you’re in a pinch. Simply throw the gourd towards home plate like normal. You’ll be surprised how much this motion resembles the flightpath of a traditional baseball.
2. Cheap…