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September 23, 2017

As The Disaster Artist trailer was just released, Kevin
Moyers shares an old interview with Greg Sestero about his book The Disaster Artist: My
Life Inside The Room. They discuss what it's like to tour with Tommy
Wiseau, writing and touring for a book and Greg's upcoming projects.

Click here to listen or right click and choose "Save Link As..." to download.

September 7, 2017

Someone needs to improve this Invisalign design that allows the wearer to drink alcohol while they’re in…

Hold Your Breath opens with a flashback in 1956 where the preacher-turned-serial killer (huh?) is about to be executed. Dietrich Van Klaus (evil German…how original) blathers on with some bullshit exposition from the Bible, gouges out his own eye, kills a guard, then they finally strap him down and throw the switch.

*yawn* Edward DeLacroix’s death was much worse. Just saying.

We move on to the present day where a group of twenty-somethings are getting together for a camping weekend. (and OMG the girls are like soooo annoying. Like HIIIIIII!!) On the way to the campsite they pass a graveyard and Jerry (the blonde annoying girl) freaks the fuck out trying to get everyone to hold their breaths as the car passes because OMG THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IF YOU DON’T WANT TO GET POSSESSED. GAAAAWD!

Adrian
(Michael Callan) is a nudie photographer whose exciting lifestyle hides lots
and lots of personal problems. Plagued by nightmares where he brutally murders his
models, he is led to believe that he may be performing them unconsciously
during blackouts when some of his subjects start turning up dead. Seeking help
from a psychiatrist, Adrian express his concerns to Dr. Frank Curtis (Seymour
Cassel) in a starkly appointed office dominated by a naked muscleman statue. In
the meantime, two very unconvincing undercover police officers Fontain (Pamela
Hensley) and Buckhold (David Young) try to make sense of all the bodies piling
up. Adrian has a fling with flirty blonde Mindy (Joanna Pettet). In one incomprehensible
scene, Adrian is seen drowning a model in a swimming pool after she refuses to
let go of the swimming pool net he’s wielding to push her under the water.
Could Adrian’s former stuntman brother and real-life double amputee James Stacy
be involved somehow? Growing ever more disjointed and choppy, the film grinds
to a most unconvincing twist ending.