It is true that I long-ago proclaimed Drayton Calhoun to be the next great Tiger. And I tragically erred on Rocky Duplessis solely because I liked his name. Having been cast into the Recruiting Abyss, how long must I wander in the wilderness? Have I not suffered long enough ? Am I not a man who bleeds the same as you ? Am I an animal? Where is the humanity ? O the humanity ! The shame ! The shame !