[QUOTE=Briangate78;7965677]3. Well, no one gets naked but there will be a lot of eyeballs looking at various Cleavages .

I prefer storylines, cotinuity and character development to cleavages (and no, I'm not gay)

2. The Producers have said they will try to top their death total from last season. *Watch out Chuck, you might be next*

If you want, I can give you my "S4 tally of how many times the individual characters would have died had it not been for TPTBs total disregard for the laws of physics"

1. The 100th episode! Sheppard will finally come into terms with his hair gel addiction, Mckay will finally realize his love for the ballet.

Carson will clone himself once again only to realize something went terribly wrong.....

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/Saseti/mini-me.jpg

Finally Teyla and Ronon have kids together, First pic of the kids........

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q128/manilaaa/wookie.jpg

Aw c'mon!!!!

AutumnDream

March 27th, 2008, 03:38 AM

11. Sheppard singlehandedly impregnates enough space babes to make up for the losses inflicted by the replicators~

AutumnDream

March 27th, 2008, 03:41 AM

12. Sheppard resigns and goes back to Earth when thousands of (Pegasus) women start asking for child support

"Heh, that will show (pegasus) women their place" ~ Stargate Atlantis writing staff

Briangate78

March 27th, 2008, 07:46 AM

Brian, that's great! LMAO!:):):)

I think Brian should be QC on SGA...his version sounds interesting.;):cool:

I would watch season 5 just to see the shep and mckay confession.:eek:

LOL, thanks! I am glad most people took it as a joke. :p I was searching at first for an Ewok, but said to myself, well Sheppard calls Ronon Chewie a few times. So a wookie was perfect. :p

Reiko

March 27th, 2008, 08:32 AM

Amusing location :D
"Location: scaring people with Rodney's butt"

.: And they fall for it nearly every time ;)

Keller is American (flagpatch) and Carson beats her hands down

.: Thank you :D

11. Sheppard singlehandedly impregnates enough space babes to make up for the losses inflicted by the replicators~

12. Sheppard resigns and goes back to Earth when thousands of (Pegasus) women start asking for child support

"Heh, that will show (pegasus) women their place" ~ Stargate Atlantis writing staff

.: Ha! Very good, AutumnDream! :D

Pitry

March 27th, 2008, 09:42 AM

LOL, thanks! I am glad most people took it as a joke. :p I was searching at first for an Ewok, but said to myself, well Sheppard calls Ronon Chewie a few times. So a wookie was perfect. :p

I, however, will keep on being unhappy til I see McKay's and Sheppard's lovechild.

Promethius30

March 27th, 2008, 09:58 AM

lol very good just for that i will watch season 5

prion

March 27th, 2008, 10:00 AM

Brian, Brian, Brian, how could you forget...

Sheppard
While exploring an unexplored part of Atlantis, there is an explosion in which Shep is burned, cut, bruised and partly electrocuted before he falls through a hole in the floor where he lands in water -illed wreckage-filled tiny area filled with pirannha type fish that try to eat him, but he can't get away as he broke a leg and an arm AND got a concussion, and once they rescue him (which takes a long time), he's alternately feverish and freezing, necessitating nekid under the covers, and oh yeah, he's got to be intubated (you know, for the whump fans). Tsk, Brian, falling down on teh job! ;)

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 10:04 AM

.: And they fall for it nearly every time ;)

It's a good think I can tolerate such distateful sights then :P

Brian, Brian, Brian, how could you forget...

Sheppard
While exploring an unexplored part of Atlantis, there is an explosion in which Shep is burned, cut, bruised and partly electrocuted before he falls through a hole in the floor where he lands in water -illed wreckage-filled tiny area filled with pirannha type fish that try to eat him, but he can't get away as he broke a leg and an arm AND got a concussion, and once they rescue him (which takes a long time), he's alternately feverish and freezing, necessitating nekid under the covers, and oh yeah, he's got to be intubated (you know, for the whump fans). Tsk, Brian, falling down on teh job! ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

...Anything for a good whump :rolleyes: :P

Pajus

March 27th, 2008, 10:56 AM

Brian, Brian, Brian, how could you forget...

Sheppard
While exploring an unexplored part of Atlantis, there is an explosion in which Shep is burned, cut, bruised and partly electrocuted before he falls through a hole in the floor where he lands in water -illed wreckage-filled tiny area filled with pirannha type fish that try to eat him, but he can't get away as he broke a leg and an arm AND got a concussion, and once they rescue him (which takes a long time), he's alternately feverish and freezing, necessitating nekid under the covers, and oh yeah, he's got to be intubated (you know, for the whump fans). Tsk, Brian, falling down on teh job! ;)

Yes, I have an imagination and that is why I know that We come in peace, shoot to kill has no way of surviving the described situation. And my sense of humor ends when the situation collides with scientific reality

Sheppard
While exploring an unexplored part of Atlantis, there is an explosion in which Shep is burned, cut, bruised and partly electrocuted before he falls through a hole in the floor where he lands in water -illed wreckage-filled tiny area filled with pirannha type fish that try to eat him, but he can't get away as he broke a leg and an arm AND got a concussion, and once they rescue him (which takes a long time), he's alternately feverish and freezing, necessitating nekid under the covers, and oh yeah, he's got to be intubated (you know, for the whump fans). Tsk, Brian, falling down on teh job! ;)

Are you trying to tell us that you expect a human to survive that?

The all mighty Hair Gel will protect Sheppard from death! :p

Pajus

March 27th, 2008, 12:27 PM

The all mighty Hair Gel will protect Sheppard from death! :p

Hairgel can resist rain (maybe), not diving

Briangate78

March 27th, 2008, 12:29 PM

Hairgel can resist rain (maybe), not diving

*walks away quietly* :S

Linzi

March 27th, 2008, 12:33 PM

Brian, Brian, Brian, how could you forget...

Sheppard
While exploring an unexplored part of Atlantis, there is an explosion in which Shep is burned, cut, bruised and partly electrocuted before he falls through a hole in the floor where he lands in water -illed wreckage-filled tiny area filled with pirannha type fish that try to eat him, but he can't get away as he broke a leg and an arm AND got a concussion, and once they rescue him (which takes a long time), he's alternately feverish and freezing, necessitating nekid under the covers, and oh yeah, he's got to be intubated (you know, for the whump fans). Tsk, Brian, falling down on teh job! ;)
Ooh! I like it, Prion. Very good. Maybe you could send the script to JM? ;)

Do you have any imagination or sense of humor whatsoever?
Hmmmmmmm, well, hmmmmmm...;)

Erm...as for the hair...well, what can I say??? Shep must have bribed the greatest geniuses of earth to make that brand. Manages to keep going in rain, shine, snow, sudden tides...supernovas...phew. If only they made a similar hairspray that I could use...:D

*Smiles and hugs everyone* There we go.

:D

I have one reason to watch season five...well two...

When SG-1 did a season four...well let's put it this way - I never watched the episodes...they just didn't appeal to me.

Season five on the other hand, I loved it - adored it. It had some of the best episodes I'd seen...(Won't there be a 100th episode this season???)

Let's just hope that the same type of luck rubs off on Atlantis.

Second reason - Carson. Whether it's one episode or an entire season. As long as he pops up - everything's fine.

:P

Pegasus_SGA

March 27th, 2008, 01:45 PM

10 reasons to watch..... ;)

My keyboard needs a wash once a week... this can be achieved through lots of drooling at the boys!

I actually like thunking over shep. It causes me to collapse into a heap on the floor. Which results in my not having to make the bed the next day. ;)

Learn all your flirting techniques and one liners from Larrin.

Men should take note that shooting too early is not always a good thing. ;)

You get to learn lots of kinky new techniques (from Ronon... no comments please. :P) Like how to tie up my shep clone without chaffing his skin. ;)

I am learning fashion from Stargate. Such as belts are overrated. ;)

I'm learning emergency first aid procedures, such as when a really hot cute guy needs defibbing, there is no time for scissors, just rip the shirt off it saves time in the long run. :P

Each episode I learn about survival techniques, such as using bug repellant. :P (Unless your name is Shep).

This show teaches you how to do the pelvic thrust [see 38 minutes for reference] ;) This is an essential to keep that heart going during all the fast paced scenes.

AND finally.... you'll be pleased to hear.....

It gives you the status symbol of being a geek. :D

Linzi

March 27th, 2008, 01:50 PM

10 reasons to watch..... ;)

My keyboard needs a wash once a week... this can be achieved through lots of drooling at the boys!

I actually like thunking over shep. It causes me to collapse into a heap on the floor. Which results in my not having to make the bed the next day. ;)

Learn all your flirting techniques and one liners from Larrin.

Men should take note that shooting too early is not always a good thing. ;)

You get to learn lots of kinky new techniques (from Ronon... no comments please. :P) Like how to tie up my shep clone without chaffing his skin. ;)

I am learning fashion from Stargate. Such as belts are overrated. ;)

I'm learning emergency first aid procedures, such as when a really hot cute guy needs defibbing, there is no time for scissors, just rip the shirt off it saves time in the long run. :P

Each episode I learn about survival techniques, such as using bug repellant. :P (Unless your name is Shep).

This show teaches you how to do the pelvic thrust [see 38 minutes for reference] ;) This is an essential to keep that heart going during all the fast paced scenes.

AND finally.... you'll be pleased to hear.....

It gives you the status symbol of being a geek. :D

:lol: That just made my day. You star! :)

Pegasus_SGA

March 27th, 2008, 01:53 PM

*takes a bow* :P

prion

March 27th, 2008, 01:57 PM

Yes, I have an imagination and that is why I know that We come in peace, shoot to kill has no way of surviving the described situation. And my sense of humor ends when the situation collides with scientific reality

Sorry, didn't work

Are you trying to tell us that you expect a human to survive that?

Of course. I learned that people can be survived being beaten to bits on SG1, so why not SGA? I mean, after what they did to Cameron in ARK OF TRUTH? And anyway, a few people have fallen out of planes and survived, albeit rather banged up, so.... ;)

Pitry

March 27th, 2008, 02:19 PM

Huh. I read that as "falling out of planets".

We should get that. Sgheppard falling out of a planet.

Linzi

March 27th, 2008, 02:21 PM

Huh. I read that as "falling out of planets".

We should get that. Sgheppard falling out of a planet.
Good idea. I'm not sure the budget would stretch to us seeing those vis effects though. Damn it! ;)

Of course, Teh Hair TM would save Shep from the vacuum of space.

Pegasus_SGA

March 27th, 2008, 02:23 PM

Huh. I read that as "falling out of planets".

We should get that. Sgheppard falling out of a planet.
Ok Pitry, how the hell do you fall out of a planet? :lol: :lol:

Ah well as long as there's whump I can live with the giant plot hole of a planet without gravity. :lol:

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 02:30 PM

Good idea. I'm not sure the budget would stretch to us seeing those vis effects though. Damn it! ;)

Of course, Teh Hair TM would save Shep from the vacuum of space.

Can Teh Hair really do that? Awsome! :D :P

Reiko

March 27th, 2008, 02:49 PM

It's a good think I can tolerate such distateful sights then :P

.: It is very brave of you.

Are you trying to tell us that you expect a human to survive that?

.: Uh oh ... I think it's time for a physics lesson! :D

Do you have any imagination or sense of humor whatsoever?

.: When it comes to horrible affronts to physics, there is no such thing as "imagination" or "humour" in Pajus' world ;)

Linzi

March 27th, 2008, 02:50 PM

Can Teh Hair really do that? Awsome! :D :P
Why, of course it can. Teh Hair TM is the true star of the show. It's rumoured it's going to take number 2 slot in the opening credits in season 5. Hadn't you heard? ;)

Pegasus_SGA

March 27th, 2008, 03:03 PM

.: It is very brave of you.

.: Uh oh ... I think it's time for a physics lesson! :D

.: When it comes to horrible affronts to physics, there is no such thing as "imagination" or "humour" in Pajus' world ;)
Pajus and I had great fun on the Adrift thread debating physics... it'll just be like old times. :D

Pajus, I promise this time i'll go easy on you. ;)

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 03:30 PM

.: It is very brave of you.

Yup, but then having seen some really savage horror films kinda makes DH backside seem almost pleasant by comparison ;) :P

Why, of course it can. Teh Hair TM is the true star of the show. It's rumoured it's going to take number 2 slot in the opening credits in season 5. Hadn't you heard? ;)

...I think someone has been witholding information from me again then :P

Pajus and I had great fun on the Adrift thread debating physics... it'll just be like old times. :D

Pajus, I promise this time i'll go easy on you. ;)

Peg.. your pretty knowledgeful on physics? I never would have guessed ;) :P

Pegasus_SGA

March 27th, 2008, 03:38 PM

Yup, but then having seen some really savage horror films kinda makes DH backside seem almost pleasant by comparison ;) :P

Thanks Fen, i've just thought of another reason why we should tune in and watch! We've seen McKay's butt, turnabout is fair play. So next up Shep? :P

Peg.. your pretty knowledgeful on physics? I never would have guessed ;) :P

Knowledge is such a relative term. :P Besides, there's lots of things you don't know about me. ;)

jelgate

March 27th, 2008, 03:40 PM

Yup, but then having seen some really savage horror films kinda makes DH backside seem almost pleasant by comparison ;) :P

...I think someone has been witholding information from me again then :P

Peg.. your pretty knowledgeful on physics? I never would have guessed ;) :P

How high do I have to go for a rock to reach terminal velocity that can hit Peg on the head.

*attends WA meeting*

My name is Jelgate and I'm a Pegasus_SGA whumper.

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 04:00 PM

Thanks Fen, i've just thought of another reason why we should tune in and watch! We've seen McKay's butt, turnabout is fair play. So next up Shep? :P

:eek: Well if you get that then I want Vega naked...
*From knowledge of her previous work I know the actress might be inclinded to do it :D*
...Tight tanktops etc and always looking HOT! :D:D:D :cool:

Knowledge is such a relative term. :P Besides, there's lots of things you don't know about me. ;)

How deep is that "knowledge is such a relative term" :D ...yeah there is alot I don't know :P and the ways of a whumper do scare me a little :P

How high do I have to go for a rock to reach terminal velocity that can hit Peg on the head.

*attends WA meeting*

My name is Jelgate and I'm a Pegasus_SGA whumper.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You would have to be able to throw that rock pretty high ;)

The TARDIS

March 27th, 2008, 04:14 PM

How high do I have to go for a rock to reach terminal velocity that can hit Peg on the head.

*attends WA meeting*

My name is Jelgate and I'm a Pegasus_SGA whumper.

Depends...will Shep and Teh Hair (R)(c)TM be there to nurse her back to health...

If so, I don't think it can fall fast enough :P

GoSpikey

March 27th, 2008, 04:22 PM

Heard that Todd's in for 3 eps so far? :P

Oh, I reached 2,000 posts! :D

The TARDIS

March 27th, 2008, 04:32 PM

Heard that Todd's in for 3 eps so far? :P

Oh, I reached 2,000 posts! :D

Grats my Wraith-whumping amigo! :wraith:

So we're getting more Todd, more Michael, more FRAn, more Carson...and quite possibly more Kolya... sure, we're missing a few names here (Torri, Rainbow) but all in all, better most than none, eh? :D

PG15

March 27th, 2008, 04:37 PM

.: When it comes to horrible affronts to physics, there is no such thing as "imagination" or "humour" in Pajus' world ;)

So I've noticed. ;)

Bah! There's nothing worse than a physicist with no sense of humor. :p

The TARDIS

March 27th, 2008, 04:40 PM

So I've noticed. ;)

Bah! There's nothing worse than a physicist with no sense of humor. :p

Math is not cool unless you can put mol CH3COOH behind the numbers! :P

GoSpikey

March 27th, 2008, 04:47 PM

Grats my Wraith-whumping amigo! :wraith:

So we're getting more Todd, more Michael, more FRAn, more Carson...and quite possibly more Kolya... sure, we're missing a few names here (Torri, Rainbow) but all in all, better most than none, eh? :D

I really hope Kolya isn't coming back? Unless this time they end up feeding him to Todd? Cos Kolya was dead. Nice in the chest where the heart is supposed to be (if he has one, that is) and after the shot, his body was just gone. I assume they checked his pulse, or lack of one? :confused:

Only for Todd...

So I've noticed. ;)

Bah! There's nothing worse than a physicist with no sense of humor. :p

Math is not cool unless you can put mol CH3COOH behind the numbers! :P

and what do plan to do with that acetic acid.

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 05:12 PM

and what do plan to do with that acetic acid.

Throw it on the whumpers and watch them melt? :P

The TARDIS

March 27th, 2008, 05:15 PM

Throw it on the whumpers and watch them melt? :P

No...that requires something stronger...

HCl? NH4OH? :P

(Chemistry and Biology are the only sciences I'm decent at...everything else makes my head hurt :P)

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 05:24 PM

No...that requires something stronger...

HCl? NH4OH? :P

(Chemistry and Biology are the only sciences I'm decent at...everything else makes my head hurt :P)

Ammonium Hydroxide, :P how about... HFSO3 :D :cool:

If that doesn't do the trick nothing will :P

PG15

March 27th, 2008, 05:52 PM

Nah, Perchloric acid. Strongest of them all, I think.

Not that I'm against the Whumpers or anything. Seriously!

Reiko

March 27th, 2008, 06:32 PM

Yup, but then having seen some really savage horror films kinda makes DH backside seem almost pleasant by comparison ;) :P

.: Because it is pleasant? :P

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 07:59 PM

Nah, Perchloric acid. Strongest of them all, I think.

Not that I'm against the Whumpers or anything. Seriously!

Jelgate will be pleased...

.: Because it is pleasant? :P

Maybe for some :P

Reiko

March 27th, 2008, 08:38 PM

Maybe for some :P

.: I know you're a fan ... :P

Fenrir Foxz

March 27th, 2008, 10:22 PM

.: I know you're a fan ... :P

:lol: I didn't realise there was a Rodney's backside fanclub... :P
...and there are much more interesting things to be mindful of ;) like Alicia Vega in S5 and the chances of her wearing tight tanktops when shes not on missions or even becoming a bit like Lara Croft and wearing shorts and tight top *Starts drooling at the thought* :D ...when she is off world "Come on TPTB you know you want to!" :cool: :P

Pajus

March 27th, 2008, 11:52 PM

Of course. I learned that people can be survived being beaten to bits on SG1, so why not SGA? I mean, after what they did to Cameron in ARK OF TRUTH? And anyway, a few people have fallen out of planes and survived, albeit rather banged up, so.... ;)

I've NEVER said Cam would survive that. And before you ask - yes, Sheppard would have a hard time surviving the beating in Outcast as well. (That guy has 4 entries on the S4 tally, Outcast being only entered as a probable-one and not counted in)

Pajus and I had great fun on the Adrift thread debating physics... it'll just be like old times. :D

Math is not cool unless you can put mol CH3COOH behind the numbers! :P

I thought you wanted to say CH3CH2OH

...and there are much more interesting things to be mindful of ;) like Alicia Vega in S5 and the chances of her wearing tight tanktops when shes not on missions or even becoming a bit like Lara Croft and wearing shorts and tight top *Starts drooling at the thought* :D ...when she is off world "Come on TPTB you know you want to!" :cool: :P

Aw c'mon!!!

Redhooks

March 28th, 2008, 12:25 AM

:lol: I didn't realise there was a Rodney's backside fanclub... :P
...and there are much more interesting things to be mindful of ;) like Alicia Vega in S5 and the chances of her wearing tight tanktops when shes not on missions or even becoming a bit like Lara Croft and wearing shorts and tight top *Starts drooling at the thought* :D ...when she is off world "Come on TPTB you know you want to!" :cool: :P
Well this is not Alicia Vega, but how about Larrin dressed up as Lara Croft?
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z147/redhooks/Misc/Jill-LaraCroftHalloween2006.jpg http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z147/redhooks/Misc/JillasLaraCroft-Halloween2006.jpg
Jill Wagner as Lara Croft for Halloween 2006

PG15

March 28th, 2008, 12:41 AM

So it's decided then.

MORE LARRIN IN SEASON 5!!!

TDgamer

March 28th, 2008, 02:03 AM

Keller is American (flagpatch) and Carson beats her hands down

Atlantis has BDSM group? Hmmm, Keller in leather? Yes, Please.

Fenrir Foxz

March 28th, 2008, 04:25 AM

Well this is not Alicia Vega, but how about Larrin dressed up as Lara Croft?
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z147/redhooks/Misc/Jill-LaraCroftHalloween2006.jpg http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z147/redhooks/Misc/JillasLaraCroft-Halloween2006.jpg
Jill Wagner as Lara Croft for Halloween 2006

Awsome!!! :D Thanks dude that has definately made my day :cool:

So it's decided then.

MORE LARRIN IN SEASON 5!!!

Yes, that would be fantastic! :D

Reiko

March 28th, 2008, 08:36 AM

Atlantis has BDSM group? Hmmm, Keller in leather? Yes, Please.

.: Sadly, yes. The leather fetish must also go. :mckay:

Jumper_One

March 29th, 2008, 06:51 PM

:lol: I didn't realise there was a Rodney's backside fanclub... :P
...and there are much more interesting things to be mindful of ;) like Alicia Vega in S5 and the chances of her wearing tight tanktops when shes not on missions or even becoming a bit like Lara Croft and wearing shorts and tight top *Starts drooling at the thought* :D ...when she is off world "Come on TPTB you know you want to!" :cool: :P

:indeed: :D:D:D

PG15

March 30th, 2008, 07:57 PM

Keller is sooo much better than Carson.

There, go to town. :p

Fenrir Foxz

March 30th, 2008, 07:58 PM

Keller is sooo much better than Carson.

There, go to town. :p

If that doesn't start a riot... what will :P

Pajus

March 30th, 2008, 08:06 PM

If that doesn't start a riot... what will :P

This:

JM saying that Sheppard will be court-martialed and thrown into prison in S5 - that would make my day

Fenrir Foxz

March 30th, 2008, 08:10 PM

This:

JM saying that Sheppard will be court-martialed and thrown into prison in S5 - that would make my day

To be honest I wouldn't really mind seeing that... :cool:

Reiko

March 30th, 2008, 08:23 PM

Keller is sooo much better than Carson.

There, go to town. :p

.: :mad: I despise you PG15! How dare you say Keller of all people is better than Carson!? No more flowers, no more chocolates! You hear that? NO MORE CHOCOLATE! :P /sarcasm - just joking about despising you. but no chocolate either :D

Since PG15 gains his power from the MIGHT OF STUDIO BRIDGE-SKULL...does that mean he has JM's intimate knowledge of the complexities of chocolates, from Belgian to white to soy to fondue to deep-fried to...BACON!?! :eek:

I wanted to say something about 'Jelgate' and 'chaos' in the same post, but isn't having Jelgate around alway equal to chaos?

:P :P :P

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April 3rd, 2008, 09:46 PM

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LiquidSky

April 3rd, 2008, 11:13 PM

10 reason why we should tune in Stargate Atlantis:

The Wraith:)
It is the best Sc iFi show on TV
The Team: Sheppard, Ronon, ect.
Adventures in galaxy far far away albeit though the stargate
The Wraith
Maybe new enemies
Todd:)
Todd oh, did i say that well, that is good reason to tune in
New stories hope they are not rehashed SG1 ones
Todd and the Wraith ok, I'm bias I like the Wraith especially Todd:)The best more important reason WHY we should TUNE INTO Stargate Atlantis season 5 it won't get cancelled and, we will have season 6(hopefully) it's all up to us. ;)