Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it.

But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate someone saying that he and his fantastically sexy 4th wife Kathryn, who is only 37, are heading for divorce court.

Rush has admitted that at times it is a challenge for him to keep up with his much younger wife but a little pill here and a little spoonful of elixir there and voilà (no problema as they say in East L.A.).

Rush noted that out of all of his three previous wives, Kat-Kat, as he calls her, is by far the best, without a doubt.

He said that he hates to admit it but in the mattress merriment department Kat-Kat even taught him two fantastic sex acts that he had never heard of before much less used.

SIDENOTE: Kathryn has gone on record as saying that the only bad trait that her husband Rush has is that he smokes those friggin 12-inch cigars that effen look like a man's [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

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