Paris Hilton doesn’t understand bunny ears

Somebody should let Paris Hilton know only kids in elementary school give each other bunny ears and even they’re smart enough not to do it to themselves. I know a guy who carries around a girl’s picture from a magazine ad in his wallet and tries to convince people she’s his girlfriend, and even he’d be too embarrassed for this. She might as well be playing a rousing game of hide-and-seek with herself.