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The latest Mach 3 ones have really got on my t*ts. "You've got that walking on water feeling. You look good, they smile. You win, they go home" and so on. It's only a f**king £3.50 razor but they make it sound like it will turn you into Tom Cruise. It'll take a lot more than a bleary-eyed morning shave to give me a 'walking on water' feeling. Or get birds smiling at me for that matter

Originally posted by Daddy Long I like the Michael Winner ones. I'm really a very good driver.

I hate anything with those 2 fat slags from Birds of a Feather. I'm sure they've been in adverts. Those would be the worst.

I like the Michael Winner ones, and the Churchill ones, before anyone slags them off (probably less likely on here than your average messageboard, I admit).

The Birds of a Feather slags did Surf washing powder a few years ago.

Even 6 years on, I'm still stained by how bad Vauxhall's France 98 adverts were: they were at the start and end of every ad break, and they were just moments from football history, or interviews, with "hilarious" car-related lines dubbed over the top. Have a look at your old videos, if you dare.

Originally posted by Simon A The latest Mach 3 ones have really got on my t*ts. "You've got that walking on water feeling. You look good, they smile. You win, they go home"... (

I can't believe they had the bare-faced cheek to keep showing that one endlessly with Beckham's smug grin on it within minutes of the final whistle of the England-Portugal match after he'd successfully resurrected his famous Johnny Wilkinson impersonation. No David, "we lose ... YOU go home" : thanks again for that.

I hate TV ads with an increasing passion. They seem to be getting greedier and greedier with the ads seeming to take up more and more time. I usually record stuff I want to watch now, because when I don't, I go 'flickin' during the breaks and then either forget to tune back or completely forget what I was watching in the first place.

I always record The Simpsons on Channel 4 because those two moustachioed idiots dressed as athletes really, really p**s me off