Isabella says she agreed to the deal ($10,000 is a lot of money!), but told Irvin she wanted the money up front. And that's when Irvin dropped the laminated bomb. He flashed her a vice squad ID and crooned into her ear about how if she didn't do him for free, she'd be in a lot of trouble.

Later, after exchanging numerous emails, Isabella discovered that Irvin isn't a cop at all and reported him to the real Las Vegas police.

Oh, Dougie. We're thinking that might be a wrap on your career. Though maybe there's an upcoming role for a cop-imitating sex coercer on SVU.