The hilarious first ‘Jumanji: The Next Level’ trailer is, hands down, the best thing you’ll see today

By the looks of its first trailer, Jumanji: The Next Level, the eagerly awaited sequel to the 2017 box office smashJumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, appears to have the same set-up as its predecessor, only this time around the players (and the rules of the game) have been unexpectedly changed.

Spencer (Alex Wolff) decides, for whatever reason, to dive back into the game, leaving it up to his three friends (Martha Kaply, Madison Iseman, Ser’Darius Blain) to follow him and retrace his steps in hopes of finding their missing friend.

But once they’re back inside Jumanji, they discover that Bethany (Iseman) has also now gone missing, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart‘s characters are now being controlled by Danny DeVito (Spencer’s grandfather) and Danny Glover (Spencer’s grandfather’s friend), and Anthony (Blain) is stuck in Jack Black’s body.

Yes, you read that right: Jumanji: The Next Level will see Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart channeling the likes of Danny DeVito and Danny Glover the entire movie and, honestly, I couldn’t ask for a better plot. As the kids say, inject this movie directly into my veins, baby.

Jumanji: The Next Level also stars Nick Jonas, Awkwafina, Rhys Darby, Massi Furlan, and Dania Ramirez, and will hit theaters on December 13. You can check out the newly released trailer below.

An eerie new trailer for ‘The Lighthouse’ is here to send you into a world of nautical madness

One simple question arises in the latest trailer for Robert Eggers’ new film The Lighthouse, the “hypnotic and hallucinatory tale” starring Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe as two lighthouse keepers driving each other mad, and, quite frankly, it’s a pretty good one: “what?”

That one simple question pretty much sums up my feelings about The Lighthouse, which seems to be appealing to my very particular brand of weird with all these peculiar trailers where Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe go at each other’s throats and talk about spilling beans and shit.

Needless to say, all of the raves The Lighthouse has received over the past few months following its debuts at festivals like Cannes and, most recently, TIFF have also piqued my interest — right now the film boasts an impressive 94% on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 70 reviews.

I suppose we’ll find out what all the buzz is about when The Lighthouse hits theaters October 18.

‘Joker’ just won the Golden Lion award at the 2019 Venice Film Festival, because of course it did

In its continuing effort to be the most bonkers fucking film festival on the planet, the Venice Film Festival jury has just selected Todd Phillips’ Taxi Driver/King of Comedy riff Joker as the recipient of this year’s Golden Lion award, while convicted rapist Roman Polanski received the second-place Grand Jury Prize for An Officer and a Spy.

Haifaa Al-Mansour and Shannon Murphy, the only two women directors who were selected to compete at Venice this year, both went home empty-handed, though Murphy’s Babyteeth star Toby Wallace did pick up the festival’s Young Actor award.

Deck the halls with…bloody murder? The trailer for Blumhouse’s remake of ‘Black Christmas’ is here

We were pretty jazzed to hear earlier this year that Blumhouse had begun production on a remake of Bob Clark’s 1974 slasher classic Black Christmas and now, just a few months later, we’re pleased to inform you that we have an official trailer for the film to accompany that incredible one-sheet they dropped a few months back.

Imogen Poots stars here as Riley Stone, leader of the Mu Kappa Epsilon sisters, who are preparing to throw a Christmas party as Hawthorne College quiets down for winter break. However, it isn’t long before one of them disappears at the hands of a black-masked stalker, who begins killing off sorority sisters around the campus one by one.

With the body count at Hawthorne rising, Riley and the Mu Kappa Epsilon sisters begin questioning whether they can trust any of the men in their lives, including their own boyfriends, crushes, and professors. “Whoever the killer is, he’s about to discover that this generation’s young women aren’t about to be anybody’s victims,” the film’s synopsis reads.

As excellent as director Sophia Takal’s update on Black Christmas looks, the trailer does seem to reveal quite a few different plot developments and twists, so if you’re sensitive to spoilers, it’s probably best to avoid the trailer for now so you don’t unintentionally ruin anything for yourself.