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Just buy the insta-grow girlfriend! Only 12 easy payments of 19.95$! Just place the insta-grow girlfriend on the patented hydro mat, add water, and watch as your girlfriend springs to life! Its INSTANT! Don't feel like cooking your own meals? INSTA-GROW A GIRLFRIEND. Don't feel like sucking your own dick? INSTA-GROW A GIRLFRIEND. Its the 100% proven* way not to kill yourself. But wait, the savings don't stop there, if you act now, we'll throw in 2 additional insta-grow girlfriends and an ax to kill your mother with absolutely free! Thats right, we'll include the happy time matricide package, absolutely free. It slices, it dices, it chops, it hacks. Inherit more than just your mothers basement! Enjoy stretching your legs in the upper floors of the house which were previously off limits to your kind! We guarantee** you will be satisfied with your purchase.

*insta grow girlfriend not proven to prevent suicidal thoughts. in some cases girlfriends may make you want to die sooner.**we do not guarantee you will get away with murder. your satisfaction is up to us to decide.

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if that insta-grow thing is just real, i will not even put my question hereif that is real, then there will be no guys will ever be lonely and dying anymore i wish

the question asker could get good at drawing, and totally reinvent danny phantom... He's isn't very hard to draw and all the girls our age would flock to the man like he's a hero lol instant girlfriend (s) unless he ruined it, then we hunt him down :<

I don't have any experience whatsover and it doesn't matter. I could live another 10 years without a lover because it's no big deal. Everyone has different priority's I know but you shouldn't get so carried away. Being desparated only works as a reppelent for girls. There is much more that life has to offer than love you know... go out and experience, life free :)

how could you be done, your so young. You hardly have seen a thing, but whatever be depressed, go cry in the corner of the room because some girls doesn't fancy you. Cause that really is the meaning of life dude, crying over some silly girl :/

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Advices-*Make sure you have a working and an easy to go through estate will, Keep a good solicitor too.*As you don't have any wife/wives/husband/husbands/child/children, Your will should be directed towards the parents and the siblings.*If you have a PS4, please message me as I would like to have that shipped over to my house because my Xbox 360 is kind of outdated now.

Tricks- #The poison from the Death Cap mushroom would help you to die a quick death.#It would be a good idea to have a bell with a chain attached by your grave because many a times, people appear to die but end up waking inside the coffin buried alive, so just to help you, their would be that backup system to save you but you wanted to die anyways so think of it as a second chance at life.#Slitting your wrists is a good idea, but do it inside the bathtub as it is messy.#Go to the place where you are and collect all your stuff and leave it at your mom's house or else when you die, she'll have to come over to collect it.

Methods-#Google how to dieIt will show About 79,80,00,000 results in 0.42 seconds if you are on a dial up connection.

Use FedEx when you are shipping the PS4 btw, It is more cheap and offers more discount too :) I'll take good care of it, I promise.

Just before you die, I'd like to tell you that, When it is dark enough, you WILL be able to see the stars. And if you didn't get that then it's okay :) Look for a death cap, It's not that hard to find.

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advises, tricks and method of getting a GF you just give me an idea to kill myself WTF