My vote goes for the time-countdown-bra thingy… it has got to be the most absurd, stupid, useless and ridiculous concoction ever conjured in a person’s head… that is the result of having too much time on their hands and more money than sense!!!

Sorry about that outburst; now I’ll go nicely to my little corner under the table and wait for my next meddie dose. I guess I ‘ll get Christmas seconds today!!! Yummy!