It's OK, LadyWife. As long as your worn out vagina still works, it's cool! LOL

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POST DELETE ALERT!!!!!!!!

Just in case anyone thinks we've gone from senility to dementia. I responded to several posts which were pulled.

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Yippee!!!! You mean I can cum too???

South Riding VA

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Va, you can bring the special sauce!!!!

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<<I will be happy to supply the astroglide for our warn out vaginas and the viagra for our beloved limp dick hubbies.>>

Now THAT sounds like a recipe for a heluva party! ROFL

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I'm pleased to see you're still in school as your vocabulary appears in need of enrichment. My husband hates it when I get stuck on one buzz word. I have senility as my excuse though. Which naturally leads me to your C grade in observation skills. Yes, I was referring to you. No, I am not Bacchus.

Oh well. I suppose I'd rather be with a troll than a lemming. Poly, I'm considering exploring my bi-sensual side. As you are essentially "used up" and bi-curious, perhaps you would consider us. Due to the advanced age of all four of us (and lord knows my poor Bacchus practically has one foot in the grave) I will be happy to supply the astroglide for our warn out vaginas and the viagra for our beloved limp dick hubbies.

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<Grandma and Grandpa walk in wondering what the children are bickering about> Oh my.... well before I get into the other items on the agenda.....please allow us to say that some of us middle-aged, rapidly approaching elderly swingers whom have exercised safe(r) sex practices for decades highly recommend all do so.

Then I'd like to add that I'm extremely perplexed on how transplanted from La-La Land to even more la-la Washington State folk can come off so much more aggressive than a self acknowledged high-maintenance princess from NYC. It's amazing how our transiant society has blurred all these lines from back in the good old days when people our age still had brain cells and bodies which could still inspire people to fuck them. Poly's post that stemmed this was certainly on the curt side. Did it warrant the repeated personal attacks on her? I don't think so. If this is indicative of your of an attractive, winning personality, lots of luck making new friends.

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From the planned Parenthood site.

"HPV is so common, in fact, that it is considered a virtual marker for having had sex (Boonstra, 2004)."

"Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) is a common infection that affects skin and mucous membranes, and is the cause of warts. Some types cause warts in the genital area — others cause common skin warts in other areas such as the hands or feet. Approximately 100 viral types of HPV have been identified, and about one third of these are associated with sexually transmitted genital infections (Koutsky & Kiviat, 1999). HPV has affected humans for thousands of years — ancient Greek and Roman medical records described genital lesions consistent with genital warts and associated them with sexual activity (Jay & Moscicki, 2000).

Today HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the U.S. — yet 70 percent of Americans have never heard of it (Jay, 2000; KFF, 2000). Up to 20 million Americans are currently infected with sexually transmitted HPV, and it is estimated that 75 percent of reproductive age women and men have been infected with genital HPV at some point in their lives (Cates, 1999). The highest rates of genital HPV infection are found in adults between the ages of 18 and 28 (Koutsky, 1997). HPV is also prevalent among people with immunosuppressive disorders, such as HIV (Koutsky & Kiviat, 1999). HPV is believed to be widespread across racial groups and to have very little variation in prevalence across regions in the U.S. (CDC, 2000). HPV is so common, in fact, that it is considered a virtual marker for having had sex (Boonstra, 2004)."

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A condom is best used to prevent STDs: -Carried in semen -Contracted through UPPER penile contact -Carried in vaginal fluids.

They do not prevent "contact" type STDS that don't require semen. HPV aka Genital warts,Herpes of the mouth/genitals/anus are prime examples.

It's very easy to acquire these infections through body to body rubbing that occurs during intercourse.

It's already wayyyyyy toooo late for HPV. Everyone has it. Literally.. I've forgotten the stats but..it's upwards of 80%+ of the sexually population.

You might want to google the rate of infection. It's High!! HPV is problematic because it's links to causing cancer of the cervix. Get your pap tests, ladies.

Google the rate of Herpes. It's fairly high also.

Congrats Curious69 for putting one of the more contrary persons on notice. It's kinda like white noise, you get used to it. I'm sure they would say the same of me.

No free lunch. Play or not only virgins are mostly risk free.

Mischief<--bags it.

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OK People...seems a somewhat comical comparison was taken too seriously and Triple, no crazy debater here. To any affect you all see where I am coming from.