The good news for all the Republican conventioneers is that thanks to Rick Scott nixing the speed train that EVERYONE voted for that would have created 30,000 jobs who want to go to Orlando or Miami, there are a shiatload of rest stops on I4. You don't even need that wide step fellas, it's just assumed.

Since when do they crack down prostitutes because of the RNC? Normally that means you tell the cops to back-off on prostitutes for a while. Those guys bring big money into town, and the customer is always right.

Because they know there's a whole lot of extra news goons in town to follow every goddamn thing and they don't want their GOPsters getting a whole lot of National Publicity with their pants in the down position.