Deconstructed Bunnings sausage far too close to hipster reality

Members of a Victorian dragon boat club has taken their fundraising efforts to the next level by combining our two favourite things: Bunnings sausages and roasting wanky hipster trends. The Melbourne Flames used this glorious pisstake of hipster culture to sell sausages in a big to fund their bid to go to the Australian dragon boat championships. Their deconstructed sausage sizzle fooled many social media users, who flared up at the cheeky marketing ploy, but thankfully the barbecue at Brunswick had just the one wooden board and no milk crate seats in sight.

Unfortunately, their stab at the foodie elite was far too close to reality, with that snag board looking like it would be on the menu of countless trendy cafes. Here are some other dishes that should be fake, but sadly are legit.