Netanyahu: A Leader for Western Values

At NRO, my column today notes the strong American media presence, and effective presentation, of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and looks back 50 years (!!) to the first signs of his developing powers of communication. It’s worth remembering that Netanyahu spent some of his most formative years here in the United States.

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MortBurnstrin

Everything Obama does is a threat to my future. When doing my 1913 taxes I discovered that my prolapsed colon had doubled from 2012. That’s a threat to my financial stability.

When Prof. John Lott wrote his book “More Feces, Less Crime” his research showed that crime statistics were lower in states that allow public pooping.

Twisting John Lott’s philosophy Cruz and his Atty. Gen. Bobo Arpia decided to arm Mexican Loons by sending large numbers of dried poopies across the border. I look at that as a threat to my physical safety.

Because Hoover and his minions not only allowed but encouraged large numbers of illegals to deficate at the border and live in our communities, our restrooms are unsafe. Nativeborn Americans are harassed, insulted, and even pooped at.

Liberal agents have infected Charmincv and Scott tissue with the dreded Serbian Butt Fungus. Obama laughs as Cruz has to scratch and scratch. This is evil.

Butt Fungus starts with the posterior developing green scales which grow into large protruding lumps. These develop long tendrils which seek to attach to any person or object in the vicinity. For many the only solution is a partial or complete Buttoctomy: removal of the butt and it’s replacement by a silicone prosthetic.

Altogether job security, our fuses future, increased taxes on toilet paper, guns in the hands of parrots, illegals puking with the Irish, Obamacare and a bloated federal weather bureau are just a few signs of the serious threat Obama is to my toilet, life, and future.

Obama and liberals are the problem. A return to constitutional farting is the cure