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I'm glad you liked it, Stillakid. I have a longer version, but it is waaaay too offensive to post here. If anyone wants me to PM it to them tell me, but be warned-If you are offended in any way, it is not my responsibility. I do not discriminate against any religion in the least, but Anakin does in the skit thingy. Let me know if you want to see it, but only if you don't mind mildly offensive material.

Originally posted by Jedi Clint I REALLY don't want to close this thread. It has been extremely entertaining without getting dirty. Let's keep it that way.......... pretty pretty please with extra sugar on top.

Jango: Boba, go close the door so the Jedi doesn't see my bounty hunting suit. I mean (speaks in different language)

WHEN ANAKIN CRASHES ON ZAM'S SPEEDER AND CUTS THROUGH THE ROOF WITH HIS LIGHTSABER

Zam: Hey, this is a lease!

IN THE NIGHTCLUB

Elan Sleazebaggano: Wanna buy some Death Sticks?
Obi-Wan: Oh my gosh! I was just gonna ask if YOU wanted to buy some Death Sticks. Like, what a coincidence.

PADME & ANAKIN IN THE NABOO RETREAT BY THE FIREPLACE

Ani: If you are suffering as much as me please tell me.
Padme: I can't... we can't
Ani: Why?
Padme: Well this is kind of embarassing but I'm not a girl, but not yet a woman.
Ani: Is that all. Master Obi-Wan told me all about the Mynocks and the Shaak.

ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
Dooku: "Surrender, and your lives will be saved."
Windu: "We will not be pawns to be bargained with, Dooku!"
Dooku: "Okay. Then can I borrow twenty bucks?"

ON CORUSCANT, AT THE CLUB
Obi-Wan: "Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?"
Anakin: "Because you follow all the spoilers, Master."

ON CORUSCANT, AT DEX'S DINER
Dexter: "That depends."
Obi-Wan: "Depends on what, Dex?"
Dexter: "On whether I want to tell you where it is or not."
Obi-Wan: "Well, you do want to tell me where it is."
Dexter: "What? You think you're some kind of a Jedi wav- oh, wait. I'll tell you..."

ON GEONOSIS, IN THE HANGER
Yoda: "We meet again, my old Padawan."
Dooku: "And I was Qui-Gon's Master, who trained Obi-Wan, who's training Anakin, who fathers Luke, who kills Vader, who kills Obi-WAn who tells Luke to train with you, who later dies."
Yoda: "And what does that mean?"
Dooku: "Absolutely nothing! You see, evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."