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Monday, 4 March 2013

Movies that everyone should be forced to Watch

This is very hard for me and this list is
going to be very long. I am unable to do the whole ‘write out the back of the
movie case because I fail at summarising’ thing, like I did with books, because
that would take up about 50 bajillion posts. So yaah. I shall stop rambling now
and begin.

MOVIES

1.……

ohmigosh it is too hard trying to decide what order to put them in
because I really don’t have a favourite movie, I have around 17 favourite
movies, so I am just going to put down the main-ish ones in no specific order

SPIDERMAN: THE MOVIE (AND
BY THIS I MEAN THE NEW ONE)

Yes, I know I’m biased, because I have been in love with Andrew
Garfield ever since he was in that Doctor Who episode, but this movie really
was great. Spiderman is my favourite superhero, (closely followed by Ironman
and Captain America) and I still liked the Toby McGuire ones, even though he
did kinda look like he spent too much time eating lemons. Andrew Garfield was
ahmazinnng as Spiderman and also hilarious, and basically it was just a good
movie about a guy with spider superpowers beating up a giant lizard-man. This
really technically just translates to the fact that everyone should watch every
superhero movie ever, because they are all brilliant, and the Avengers and The
Dark Knight Rises are a very close second to Spiderman, but yeah, I’m just a
spidey fan really :3

THE HUNGER GAMES

Yes, I know I said the book is better than the movie (and it is) but
this was still a pretty great movie, and
it followed the book to a T, thank you very much. I remember, in the days after
it came out, sitting next to two girls who were talking about it, and one of
them was like ‘oh yeah, it was terrible, and nothing like the book.’ and I felt like jumping up and being all
‘oh hell to the no you did not just say that. Please sister, a little respect.’
because obviously she had not read
the book properly, if she had even actually read the book at all. But yeah now I’m over that tirade, it’s good.

LORD OF THE RINGS/THE
HOBBIT

Both of these were brilliant, and I can’t decide which was better. I
lean more towards the Hobbit because Bilbo is a better main character than
Frodo, and also I do forsee that the battle against Smaug the dragon is going
to be Epic. Basically, there both movies about short people going on epic
journeys, with many, many, aerial battle shots, and basically just lots of
epicness, and oh yes there is also a disembodied eyeball. And Gollum. Gollum is
the bestest.

STARWARS (ALL OF THEM)

If you haven’t seen these, then your parents probably have, and you
should watch them. The original trilogy has a bit too much crying in it, and
the prequels have a bit too much kissing in them, but that aside, they are very
epic. The best thing about these movies is the huge expanded universe they come
with, because there is a massive
amount of stuff out there about the Starwars world. Really though, it’s a must
see. Giant teddy bears, terrible haircuts, and a healthy dose of incest, just
to make things interesting. Also, if you watch them now, you can cash in one
the hype before the new Starwars movie comes out in 2015, and be one of those
annoying people who tells everyone ‘I saw that before it was cool.’

ALL THE DISNEY PRINCESS
MOVIES

I know this is somewhat unprecedented, especially considering all of
the other movies on this list, which involve huge amounts of fighting and
explosions, but hey, I’m a sucker for Disney movies. I know it’s somewhat of a
shameful thing to admit, but I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

It’s probably because I’m one of those people who have no real life
actual romantic experience, so I have to live vicariously through cartoon
characters.

And really, I’m not such a fan of the old disney princess movies
(i.e. Cinderella, Snow White and Sleeping Beauty) because they were created in
a time when macho-ism was highly appreciated and degradation of the fairer gender
was at an all-time high (and don’t even get me started on that issue). So
basically those three princesses just sit around and do what everyone tells
them, occasionally doing really
stupid things like taking the apples that a creepy old lady gives them and
eating them (stranger danger much), until their handsome prince comes and
rescues them.

Not particularly the greatest (or most original) storyline ever.

I like The Little Mermaid the most,(now you all know why I made
Ariel win The Disney Princess Hunger Games) because she goes and does what she
wants, even though her father tells her not to, and though some (quite) bad
stuff happens along the way, it all turns out better in the end than it would
have if she had listened to him and just stayed safely under the sea forever.

Also because her best friend is a singing Jamaican crab, which is
just cool.