Every time I hear a car alarm I just have to start singing the Car alarm song. and my mom still doesn't get it.o well, eventually it will don on her.

At school My and my friend Emily always say bless you to each other, and then we tell each other that they will print the bible on you. haha. And every time i go to the movies I always call the first 5 minutes of the movie a cave scene. (:

Oh my gosh! I love Dane Cook lol. Obby. Haha. I still remember the first time I heard him! He is soo funny. I laugh so hard at him. Just this week my teacher said something about an Athiest and I was like... An Athiest! And had to try not to laugh lol. He is coming on January 31st. I want to go see him but I might be doings something else.

I LOVE MONOPOLY AND PRICE IS RIGHT AND BURGER KING AND KOOL-AID MAN AND SUPERHERO POWERS AND THE PERSON THAT NOBODY LIKES!!!

"I hated that Kool-Aid Man. Some drink in tights would just bust through your wall and be like Oh yeah! And I'd be like Oh no! My dad's going to be home in 20 minutes and beat me with his belt! What do you mean, drink out of you? You have no cap! There's debris floating in your head!"

Dane Cook is so friggin hilarious. Apparently the first movie I ever saw him in was Mystery Men. I had no idea he was in it. Wow. The first movie I do remember seeing him in was Waiting. "Almost had to change it to the 10 second rule!" Employee Of The Month was great. Good Luck Chuck was so histerical. The first comedy show I saw was Tourgasm. Awesomeness. Lol. Vicious Circle is a total classic and I watch it everytime they play it on Comedy Central. I just recently saw Isolated Incident. Anyone else see that? I can't believe I missed seeing him in concert like a week or 2 ago. Grrr not having money sucks!

i watched ISolated INcident when it aired on Comedy Central then bought the cd/dvd a few days after it came out. i'm not sure how much i like it yet though because i've only watched it once all the way through and then listenend to the stuff not on the dvd.