Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far

In an effort to recapture his youth through yet more plastic surgery, rock superstar/favorite uncle Michael Jackson may have gone too far this time. About 35 years too far.

"Just a little off the top," were the last words Jackson recalls saying to his private surgeon, Dr. Stin Kingrich. When he awoke, he was several feet shorter, as well as 5 shades darker.

"Who are you?" He reportedly asked when he looked in a full view mirror upon getting out of bed. "You're a cutie. Want to come to my house for a sleepover?"

When his attending nurse broke the news that it was Jackson himself that he was looking at, he nearly passed out.

"I told him, 'At least you have your nose back,'" she said.

Yes, Jackson had his nose back, as well as everything else he had spent millions of dollars dispelling himself of. Minus three feet of height, plus 30 pounds of hair, minus albino skin.

When he was contacted for an interview, Dr. Kingrich declined but stated that he merely took his patient literally when he said, "I wish I could go back in time like that McFly character in "Back To The Future," who goes back to the future, only I would like to go forward to the past."

Jackson insists he was just thinking wishfully, and not making an actual request of his doctor.

Jackson's attending nurse, Carol Fatbottom, took the doctor's side in the matter.

"Mr. Jackson stated, before going under, that he 'wanted to recapture the little boy.'"

"I wasn't talking about myse-" Jackson retorted, then abruptly stopped. "Um, Nurse, would you get me the barf pale, please?"

"I'll have to ask you to leave now," she said to this resporter. At that moment, Jackson rose to his feet and began to sing, "Oh, baby give me one more chance! You know, I could get used to this!"

It has been said, "You can't go back," though the majority of Hollywood celebrities would beg to differ. If you have the cash and know a plastic surgeon, you have a pass to the Fountain of Youth. Ask Micheal Jackson

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