So, I was just sitting here minding my own business when the United States called my cell phone. Now, I've had many large places, San Francisco, New York etc, call my cell, but never one so large as the United States before.

It left a voicemail, but I brazenly deleted it without listening to it as we really have very little to say to each other at this point, although I probably will take it next time if I should see President Obama's name displayed instead of the United States.