Dear Neighbours who are to lazy and irresponsible to stoop and scoop or put their damn dog on a leash (on THEIR side of the house), you will one day wake up to find all your dogs crap piled in front of your door or placed just in front of ALL your vehicle tires...

Just say'n...

Posts: 4192 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada

BrokenRoad♀ MemberMember # 15334

Posted: 8:37 PM, March 25th (Tuesday), 2014

@ Dragn

You know, doing the birthdays is so great, especially when you get so many thanks from the cake receivers. Its a wonderful job. Just sayin!

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."

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norabird♀ MemberMember # 42092

Posted: 10:49 PM, April 22nd (Tuesday), 2014

I know you're behind me on the stairs but I can't go any faster. Cool it.

Just sayin

Sit. Feast on your life.

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LosferWords♂ ModeratorMember # 30369

Posted: 11:09 PM, April 22nd (Tuesday), 2014

Quit farting in your cubicle, boss. When I can hear you tilting sideways in your chair immediately before ripping one, it makes it even that much more gross and disgusting. When I can hear you even though I have my headphones on, that makes it monumentally more gross and disgusting. And no, this does not mean to come into my cubicle to rip a silent but deadly one to force my quick exit before I die of asphyxiation and/or methane gas poisoning, as you have done in the past. Go to the bathroom... go outside... book a conference room if you have to. Leave me out of it. PLEASE.

Just sayin

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Jrazz♀ ModeratorMember # 31349

Posted: 11:12 PM, May 2nd (Friday), 2014

Yes, I have brushed my child's teeth while she was asleep. Just Sayin.

"All the wars, all the hatred, all the ignorance in the world come out of being so invested in our opinions. And at bottom, those opinions are merely our efforts to escape the underlying uneasiness of being human. - Pema Chodron

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SisterMilkshake♀ MemberMember # 30024

Posted: 11:21 PM, May 2nd (Friday), 2014

Dear Inconsiderate pooper at Target in the Unisex restroom. Please, if you poop on the toilet seat, can you be kind enough to clean up your own shit so you don't make the person who comes in next gag. Sheesh, you wipe the shit off your ass, is it so difficult to clean it off the seat? And, BTW, WHY ARE YOU SHITTING ON THE SEAT????!!!!!??????????? ...............................just sayin'.

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Posts: 11132 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: Chicago area

DepressedDaddy♂ MemberMember # 41521

Posted: 8:45 AM, May 8th (Thursday), 2014

SisterMilkshake...this is hilarious

Dear Inconsiderate pooper at Target in the Unisex restroom. Please, if you poop on the toilet seat, can you be kind enough to clean up your own shit so you don't make the person who comes in next gag. Sheesh, you wipe the shit off your ass, is it so difficult to clean it off the seat? And, BTW, WHY ARE YOU SHITTING ON THE SEAT????!!!!!??????????? ...............................just sayin'.

To add to this idea of shit...

To those people that let there dogs roam my neighborhood and shit anywhere and everywhere they want, mainly my yard, I am going to collect my DD diapers for a week and dump them in your yard and see how you like that. I'll put them out there on a real hot day too! [BTW, I know this sounds disgusting, it just frustrates the hell out of me to step in someone else's dog shit in my own yard.]

Just sayin'

Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."

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MartlArts♀ MemberMember # 36130

Posted: 2:15 PM, May 8th (Thursday), 2014

Sister M,

Re, the pooper post, I had to check your profile to see if bychance you lived near me. (Doesn't look like it.) I have an acquaintance who does exactly what you described. Ever since gastric bypass, evidently the guy runs "loose". Whenever one of us has a gathering at their home and this guy's included, we take turns being on "poop patrol", notifying the hostess if the bathroom needs cleaning after he's used it. He seems oblivious ~ how can you NOT notice you just crapped on the toilet seat? If it were me I'd be mortified and take Clorox wipes everywhere I went.

Sorry for the gross tmi, it just blows my mind that someone does this routinely at other's homes! And I guess none of us want to have 'that' conversation with him.

Edited to add:just sayin'!

[This message edited by MartlArts at 2:16 PM, May 8th (Thursday)]

excerpt from an awesome quote "Forgiveness - the finishing of old business that allows us to experience the present, free of contamination from the past."

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Jpapageorge♂ MemberMember # 31800

Posted: 3:42 AM, May 12th (Monday), 2014

My dear fellow employees,
Please keep in mind that I hear everything so, when I help a coworker who is putting in extra effort and you try to scandalize my help through gossip and insinuations, please refrain from getting your undergarments in an uncomfortable assemblage when I decline the opportunity to assist you (even though you were 30 minutes late and found it necessary to spend most of your shift solving the world's problems via facebook and text messages).

Just sayin'.

"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
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Spectemur agendo.
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