Victoria’s Secret is Out: Fashion Show

What an amazing production! Attending 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is like winning the event lottery. Since the sexiest show on earth (said in a ringmaster voice) is set to air December 10, allow me to be your eyes and ears into this year’s runway looks on and off the runway.. and models! This year the show was held at the Lexington Armory, which is an amazing, unassuming building conveniently located.. right next to my apartment. Sweet! Thanks for bringing the show to me. Running a little late from work, I did my own speeded catwalk to the entrance, walked through the step-and-repeat, passed three checkpoints (do I collect $200 when I pass go) and finally entered the room.. aaaand *sigh*.. even the runway looks sexy. With illuminated Victoria’s Secret letters spanned across an arch and glittery catwalk, I knew I arrived.

Glancing around the room to see who else was invited to this shindig, I fixed my eyes on the stadium seats that were clearly built for the event.. and then, Oh My God is that Valentino! Ok, now I REALLY arrived. (I’ll come back to him later, too nervous). As more celebrities, models and notables entered the room, everyone was buzzing with excitement and good conversation. Who better to watch the sexy models strut their stuff, than People Magazine’s pick for sexiest man aliveAdam Levine!! Settled front and center to get the best views of his stunning fiance Behati Prinsloo strut down the runway, Adam was chatting with his other members from Maroon 5, and (I think) some members from The Voice. We chatted with Michael Strahan who was so friendly and adorable, and his gap was just as big as his personality. Lovely man. He talked a little about his morning routine before he goes Live with Kelly Ripa and told me that he he tries to sleep in as long as possible.. like maybe an hour beforehand. Now I don’t feel as bad hitting snooze once (or three times) before actually getting up for work. After a bit more conversation, I mustered the courage to say hello to Mr. Valentino.. (he’s only a living fashion icon)! Do I tell him how much I love all of his pugs or how I watched his documentary three times..or how I envy his tan. Yes, I said all of these things. Ok, now I’m satisfied.. For life! Figuring out my next move, I noticed Adam Levine’s manager walk over to Mr. Valentino to ask him for permission to make an introduction. If Adam Levine had to ask for permission, I meannnn… They captured their photo and I took a mental image of the fun interaction between the two. Sitting next to Valentino, Olivia Palermo got settled in front row and was dressed to perfection with her HOT boyfriend as her best accessory. Yum.

The breakdown of the show featured six themed segments, starting with British Invasion, which was unbelievable. Then it continued with Birds of Paradise, Parisian Nights,Shipwrecked, Snow Angels and concluded with Pink Network.

The moment we took our seats, lights dimmed and a full set of drummers stepped onto the runway and performed like a full marching band, completely in synch in tone and motion.

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They marched out the same way they came and was immediately replaced by Fall Out Boy who bursted through the curtain wearing kilts and British attire. As they came out, flags were lowered and street lamps and you can feel the mood change. As I said, the production was SICK. Although, there was a slight moment when I thought, “Fall Out Boy??” I mean.. Fall Out Boy? Anyway, As they performed, Candice Swanepoel took the runway with Behati Prinsloo to follow and eventually Cara Delevigne who was written about all over British headlines. Another girl who was just as tall and strutted down the runway just as boldly was Taylor Swift. I thought she was pretty damn good. Looked and sounded great too.

Although the models were sporting lingerie, they were accessorized and fitted to the tee. During British Invasion, Candace Swanepoel wore crown jewels, Victoria’s Secret Royal Fantasy Bra and Belt by Mouawad, Very Sexy Chantilly Lace Cheekini and a Costume Crown (what angel needs a halo when she can wear a crown, right?)!

Other stunning moments included A Great Big World who performed on the piano during the Shipwrecked segment alongside models who literally floated down the runway. It didn’t even seem as if Alessandra Ambrosio’s feet were actually touching the ground. Very graceful. One of my favorites since it seemed more ready-to-wear was her outfit with the suede cage corset, Victoria’s Secret Dream Angels Demi Bra and Matching panty.

Performing again, Taylor Swift hit the stage with a fierce attitude to the tune of her hit, I Knew You were Trouble…as Behati walked in to complete the rest of the verse, wearing Feathered wings,a Bolero using Swarovski crystals (really?), Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy Bombshell Bra and matching Panty. Proud moment for Adam Levine. I have to say, my favorite part of this performance, aside from the performance itself, was watching snow fall from the ceiling onto the entire front row, which included my beloved Valentino. The audience interaction made it fun, which it should be! Other girls who walked in the Snow Angel set included Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima who is just ridiculously gorgeous, to name a few. Keep it up ladies.

I’m leaving out parts of the show, but the night ended with the playful Pink Network line, the final walk, kisses.. and me heading to the after party at Tao Downtown.