Screwy News

Todays really Screwy News

A guy got mugged in Japan, and instead of bothering his family or police about it...he decided to walk 800 miles back home. And you thought you were crazy.

A man in Florida was arrested for assaulting his wife ...with...get ready....CHICKEN WINGS

A hunter in Utah killed an Elk , then tried to flip it over...and accidentally gored himself in the neck with the antlers.

On Monday, a woman in California found out her 11 year old seventh grader had been TWERKING at a school dance. So she made her stand on the corner with a sign that said " I was disrespecting my parents by Twerking at my school dance:. The kid has just been hired by Miley Cyrus to go on tour with her for $100,000. PS: 11 in the seventh grade? really