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It's funny because it's true

"Parking is the
single biggest crisis facing American higher education today. Despite the fact
that colleges are, theoretically, institutions of higher learning, it apparently
has never occurred to the geniuses who run them that anybody would be arriving
by car. The result is that most colleges have approximately one parking space
per 150 students, which means that many students spend their entire college
careers cruising around looking for a legal spot."