Annoyed Picard

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Alright, fine, I admit it. I’m a Trekkie. Not like the ones in the documentary with the homemade costumes and the encyclopedias and the knowledge of the Klingon language, but, you know, I can geek out to a few hours of TNG.

So, I thought it only appropriate that Captain Picard help us out with a cry voiced by many a not-so-savvy crafter.

Well said, Cap’n P.

(If you’ll recall, I made my own Mod Podge a while back. I still haven’t managed to use it. Probably because I still really don’t know what the fuck it’s supposed to do.)

I’m totally with you hear and proud of my trekkie-ness. Evidence: My first thought when I saw the shot of Picard was, “Oh, that’s when the Ferengi have captured Lwaxana and Picard is trying to win her back with Shakespeare!

OK, this is recockulous. Having used homemade and brand name, I would advise anyone to shell out eight bucks for the brand name. The texture is better, it’s easier to clean, and most importantly – it doesn’t just glue your shit to whatever, it SEALS it, which is importante.

Friend sent me a link to your blog. Love it. Thank you! I’ve been failing at the ChigNO for weeks. I test all sorts of stuff, and list as pass or fail on Pinterest, but so many things I wonder about. I appreciate your Consumer Pinterest Reports!

Mod podge = The stuff you used in school to make paper pinatas and stuff. It’s not glue. BUT say you have a regular object like say A high heel. You can take a bunch of clippings of your favorite things like star trek or whatever slap some mod podge on the shoe ( a thin layer) Then take a clipping put it on said mod podge area smooth out repeat until shoe is covered and dried. Then put another THIN layer of mod podge over the clippings to seal them in. And you have a cool unique star trek shoe ( I asked the same thing then mod podged the fuck out of a little tykes car putting batman allllllll over the top of the car in a redesign project for my son)

I used mod podge to make coaster. You take a cheap tile from home depot. spread thin layer of mod podge i sued scrap book paper and put a square to fit the tile on top and mod podge another layer let it dry then krylon crystal coat for sealing and protecting from liquid and cork bottom and bam you have a coaster and a use for your mod podge.

I think people use it after they finish puzzles and want it to stick together for forever. You know, so they can hang it on their wall and stare in awe that they wasted that much time putting 1000+ tiny pieces together into a picture of horses, or something.

So your a Trekkie not a Trekker? So the Trekker must be the die hard costume wearing go to convention fans. I with you, I’m a Trekkie too. I have to admit I was wary of the new Star Trek but once I saw it, Chris Pine had me at “That’s a lot of drinks for one woman to be ordering”. Sigh. He is so cute and Zachary is the perfect Spock. I think Bones was casted well also. Looking forward to the next movie due out this year. Keep on Trekking and er… Testing too.

I am so glad I found your link on Pinterest. Instead of working all day I have been reading your blog posts and for that, I thank you! Before Pinterest I was much like Captain Picard. I didn’t know what the hell Mod-Podge was! Have a good one!

I had a dream two nights ago that Picard was my baby daddy. I’ve been super bummed ever since I was forced to wake and leave that most awesome dream world behind. T.T
(PS, I’m reading these backwards and am also super jelly of your hubby’s science officers jersey pic’ed a few weeks after this one. Can we be besties yet?)