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It is a beautiful Saturday morning at John Bonham's house.There are bong hits on the table, and there is hot coffee on the kitchen counter.There is plenty of beer left over from Friday night.And in the fridge, a fresh gallon of whole milk.JB has invited the whole gang over for a Super Cereal Saturday.Breakfast, cartoons, beer and bong hits.1. Fruit Loops2. Cocoa Puffs3. Sugar Smacks4. Rice Krispies5. Honey Comb6. Cookie Crisp7. Fruity Pebble8. Golden Grahams9. Kellogg's Corn Pops10. Apple Jacks11. Crispix12. Honey Nut Cheerios13. Cap'n Crunch14. Honey Bunches of Oats15. Frosted Flakes16. Lucky Charms17. Cinnamon Toast CrunchAfter everyone chooses a cereal, the fun begins.The sounds are splendid.Water gurgling in the bong. Cereal being crunched. And the classical sounds of cartoon music echoing through the gang's stony minds.As the Day stretches on, time turns elastic, and the gang begins to lose themselves in a cartoon and sugar haze.That's when SMURFS is interrupted!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukxwQ6-kVgKent Brockman appears with BREAKING NEWS: My Little Pony is missing!The Pony has not been seen since Thursday night, and the police are combing the area for clues.Donald Trump begins to feel sick to his stomach, and starts toward the bathroom.The crunchy, sweet and sour vomit splashes into the bowl, and a tired, Donald ducks into a guestroom to lay down.Eeew! There is something wet and sticky in the bed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2CX20bBNJEIt's My Little Pony's bloody head!Donald Trump knows that this must be the work of The Mafia.With his final, dying thoughts, Trump vows to track down these heinous killers and bring them to justice.Then, a pair of gloved hands wrap around his throat, strangling the life out of him.