The Happy Test

Love

You're only 0% happy with your love life.

Shhh, my friend. Do you hear it? It's the gentle whimper of a lonely beating heart. Your own. You are only 0% happy with your love life.

Sadly, of all the results on this test, "Love" is the one for which I have the least advice. Still, I can give you a serious word of warning: don't settle. Those who most acutely feel the pangs of a lonely heart are most likely to compromise. Please, don't do that. Wait for someone special.

Starting now, take many steps to date new people. Get on a dating site (err, OkCupid?), go to bars with friends, heck, try speed dating.

Your scores on all the variables follow. As you can see, you're happier in some ways than others. Good luck!