N.O.R.E. has released a new video for his banger “Scared Money” featuring verses from Pusha T and Meek Mill. When I saw it was featured on WSHH I automatically assumed is was filled with all of the elements that embarrasses my pigmentation and urges me to check “Other” on my Census form. However, when I watched the video I saw valuable lessons that many people (especially men) need to take heed to. Walk with me as I break them down for you.

“Scared Money” depicts N.O.R.E. and his homie (a pretty young thug who I will refer to as “PYT” for the duration of the post) are plotting on a dude who is apparently stunting in the wrong part of town.

Lesson #1 – Be aware of your surroundings at all times and proceed with caution in unfamiliar territory.

The PYT approaches a scantily-clad attractive female wearing a fur coat in a bodega and convinces her to help him set up ole dude by using her assets.

Lesson #2 – You can talk a hoe into doing anything.

The attractive female gets the target back to her crib, rocks his world, and let’s him fall asleep.

Lesson #3 – Everything that looks good ain’t good and a lot of things that feel good can kill you. Also, never spend the night over someone’s house you don’t know very well. Hell, think twice before spending the night at someone’s house you do know well.

The attractive female sneaks out of the bedroom and opens the door for PYT and his goons to come in and rob the target. She even gets into her role by placing duct tape over her own mouth and let’s PYT hold a gun to her head as the robbery goes down.

Here’s where the biggest lesson of all comes into play. This poor unsuspecting stuntastic target met a very attractive women, allowed her to coerce him into her bedroom with her tapioca, and ended up getting robbed. Which leads me to my most important lesson of all: