Ever wondered where all the big names in the Big Apple sit for the hottest ticket town? Well, keep wondering. In the interim, check out this seating chart from today's Knicks game against the Philadelphia 76ers.

The top four is OK, I suppose. Michael J. Fox, Seth Meyers, Padma and the Social Network guy are all legitimate. But, my goodness, the wheels fall off the wagon pretty quickly here. And yes, I am serious—I'm not including Johnny Mac (or that imbecile from 30 Rock) in the list of legitimate celebs. [@gonzocsn]