Synopsis:Roland Squire, a drunken actor considered a great Hamlet, harasses his understudy, Tom McKinney, smashing Yorick's skull in the dressing room and forcing him to rehearse as Ophelia in full costume. McKinney becomes so enraged that he decapitates Squire with a real axe being used as a prop. When the director, Mr. Cooper, comes in and sees the smashed skull, he says McKinney will be playing Hamlet tonight, no matter what, and McKinney knows just where to get the new Yorick skull...

Synopsis:Horace Belak and Colin Hufman are charged with mutilation and unlawful experimentation on human beings. Belak counters that the leashed monstrosity brought into the courtroom was cloned form his own body and that there are no legal grounds for his arrest.

The aging judge is so intrigued by Belak's claims of eternal youth that he frees the men for lack of evidence. Hufman, who is much younger, supervises the nine-moth growth of clone bodies for Belak and the judge, and the now baby-bodied Belak shoots Hufman on delivery to the New Shoreham Orphanage, but the two are in for a big surprise...