The world’s best shirt company, Threadless, is having an election and absurd candidates have joined the race. But only one will prevail, the ninjas!

Dictionary.com defines a ninja as “a member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth (ninjutsu), who were hired for covert purposes ranging from espionage to sabotage and assassination. “

That’s all true, except for the “feudal Japanese society” jargon. We all know ninjas exist amongst us today and loved by everyone. Having said that, this election will be an easy kill (pun intended) for our ninjas against …