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Example: Holey shit! That chainsaw-wielding two-headed cyclops clown just murdered the shit out of that transvestite midget hooker! Now I'm horny! (Pass the popcorn!) Can I touch your boobs? No? OK. Couldn't hurt to ask.

2.an awe-inspiring exploit

Example: I just murdered the shit out of this article. I rule! FUCK YEAH!

3.driving [as an object] into the ground

Example: This blithering idiot has murdered the shit out of the concept of murdering the shit out of

(Actually, we're confused. Which context is which?)

Experts[who?] contend that murder the shit out of is best when combined with copious expletives. However, they advise against the replacement of its component expletive - shit - with other words - such as hell - as, if you do, a badger will eat your face.

Weak: I murdered the hell out of a six-pack, just to watch it die. Ahh! Badgers! My face!!

Stronger: I murdered the shit out of a fucking six-pack, just to watch it die. Yeah, beeyatch!

Strongest: I just murdered the shit out of a hobo. Help me hide the corpse!

Experts[who?!?] also recommend against overuse, as the freshness of murder the shit out of may subside quickly, leading to an arms race between those who wish to use progressively more powerful components.

Example: I want to murder the shit out of these experts you keep quoting. I mean, murder the FUCKING shit out of them! (Wait, I think I like that better. Time to make a new page for 'murder the fucking shit out of'!)

Historians are currently banging heads over where to draw the line between the murdered...and those who have gotten the shit murdered out of them. On the other hand, the English Society of Coroners and Necrophiliacs[5] have got this shit DOWN:

Murder is generally accomplished with garden-variety weapons and implements; meanwhile, murdering the shit out of someone should entail the use of at least two flame-throwing bazookas (which have been modified to fire giant War-beast cocks) -- and then dropping a FUCKING BULLDOZER on them.[6]

Experts[9] believe that the phrase originated in the brain of a mildly psychotic one-armed Uncyclopedia contributor. Experts also believe that the aforementioned user will go "totally Columbine!"[10] on all known Uncyclopedia moderators, if this article is deleted.

The phrases "beat the shit out of", "knock the shit out of", "slap the shit out of", and the well known "sex the shit out of", are believed to be direct ancestors of "murder the shit out of". One lonely etymologist pointed out in his suicide note[11] that "murder the shit out of" is merely derived from the template "[blank] the shit out of", and as such, is not worthy of a separate classification. This etymologist "totally had it coming."[12]

↑John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt, an etymologist, was found to have committed suicide by shooting himself three times in the back. A coroner's report ruled cause of death to be related to Jingleheimerschmidt's despair at being repeatedly mistaken for an entomologist. I like saying Jingleheimerschmidt. Jingleheimerschmidt.