As you may have heard, wig-loving Real Housewives Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak, 33, married Falcons player Kroy Bierman, 26, on 11/11/11. Weren't invited to the wedding? Fret not! The ceremony will air on Bravo as part of Kim's new spinoff series, Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding (But… it doesn't even rhyme!). Think of it as Not Bethenny But Another Housewife Getting Married. According to a press release, viewers will get to "share the couples's most intimate moments as they move into a posh new home together and give birth to a son, KJ." That's Kroy Jagger, btw. And! "The only step left in their happy-ever-after is the wedding of Kim's dreams."

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"I am so excited to give an up close and personal look at the next chapter in my life." Kim says. "My life has turned into a true Cinderella story and to watch the pieces unfold is going to be great! I can't wait to share with all of you!"

Wait, Cinderella? Was Kim scrubbing fireplaces and washing her stepsister's pantaloons before she married Kroy?

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Each 30 minute episode of the show will feature Kim planning her wedding: "The pressure is on as Kim rushes to find a dress, lose remaining baby weight and cosmetically enhance trouble spots." Cough.

Anyway, the fun starts in 2012. We got a little preview in this week's Life & Style (as seen in Midweek Madness.) But you know, if the folks at Bravo really wanted us to watch, they would mention the dog in the wig.