lol
I just remember the first few days there; the showering was done as a 'recruit carwash'. you stood in line with a dollop of Prell in your hand; walked through the first 4 shower heads to soap up, and the last 4 to rinse off. This dude walked out as I was in line, and I thought he had some sort of birth defect.

JFC. it was unreal. Looked like a baby's arm and hand holding an apple.

I think they plant one dude in every platoon to make us feel inadequate and kick off the brainwashing efficiently. I was in a lot of platoons early in my career.