440+ [BEST] Geeky & Nerdy Pick Up Lines to Blow Her Mind

If you don’t get many of these, that probably just means you’re NOT a NERD! Leave these babies for the geeks and nerds and move along! In this article, you can find our huge collection of 440+ ready-to-use Geeky & Nerdy Pick Up Lines you can use in verbal or electronic communication with a true geek. We also have a great collection of Truth or Dare Questions for Couples.

MATH & GEOMETRY PICK UP LINES

1. “If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”

2. “My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”

3. “Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.”

4. “I’d like to calculate the slope of those curves.”

5. “You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.”

6. “I’m not being obtuse, but you’re an acute girl.”

7. “Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be tangent to your curves!”

30. “If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!”

RICK & MORTY PICK UP LINES

1. “In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.”

2. “Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.”

3. “Show me what you got under that shirt.”

4. “We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us.”

5. “Are you the Rick J-19ζ7 to my Jerry? Because you look like you’ve got your priorities in order.”

6. “Show me what you got!”

7. “Are you the Rick and Morty community? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time while a build up a thunderous conclusion.”

8. “Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked son!”

9. “I’ve been watching you drink [Insert her name here], I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees, [Insert her name here]. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”

10. “I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!”

BIOLOGY PICK UP LINES

1. “You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.”

2. “Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.”

3. “If you were part of a leaf, you’d be a cuticle.”

4. “When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.”

5. “Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.”

6. “Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above class.”

7. “My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!”

8. “I’ve been single-stranded too long! Lonely TCGTATGG would like to pair up with congenial AGCATACC.”

9. “Will you be the adenine to my thymine?”

10. “I may be a microbiologist but your biology is macro!”

11. “Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.”

12. “Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?”

13. “You are the A to my T and the C to my G.”

14. “I’m Homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?”

15. “Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on!”

16. “Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!”

17. “You are like cholesterol cause you are dangerous to my heart.”

18. “Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you.”