Why are you famous?

Here is a list of people who do not deserve to be on any sort of “Top” list other than “top list of people who don’t deserve to be famous” – Notice the lack of title case. They’re so insignificant it’s not even ordered.

Heather Graham & any other girl who played JD’s girlfriend on Scrubs

Elizabeth Banks & any other girl who played JD’s girlfriend on Scrubs

Anna Faris

Carson Daly

Reality stars 1, 2, and 16 to 16,000+

Bloggers who can’t write.

Just added: Ryan Seacrest (Good call, JY.)

Of course, by listing their names here I’m only adding to their exposure. (Though very minimally.) Still, it just had to be said. I probably add someone to this list at least once a month. Since this list started building years ago, suffice it to say that all the other undeservedly famous people I added to it since its first compilation disappeared from public view enough that I finally forgot about them. Thank you. Thank you for leaving my general view.