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Gr8at: Frasier and Niles Crane

My love of the multi-award winning sitcom Frasier won’t be a surprise to anyone. As well as mentioning it countless times, it was even one of my earliest posts a year ago. Along with Seinfeld, I really do think it is the greatest comedy ever. One of the key reasons was the amazing sibling relationship between Frasier and Niles. Here are eight of their funniest examples.

Frasier: Well, we agreed we wouldn’t pursue things. And, frankly, she hasn’t given me any indication since that she’s even had a second thought about me.Niles: Added to which, if Frasier did pursue her and she rejected him, he could hardly rationalize it by saying, “She doesn’t know what she’s missing.” She would know exactly what she’s missing. She just didn’t miss it.

Frasier: There’s no denying it, we are vindictive and competitive.Niles: Petty. Mistrustful.Frasier: And as so often in these cases, it took someone outside our situation to point it out to us.Niles: Well, Dad always said it, but he has no credentials.

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me. Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday. Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday? Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

Frasier: You know, Dad, I did have friends in college and back in Boston. It’s only since I moved back to Seattle that I’ve started falling back on Niles. Niles: Ooooh – “falling back on Niles.” Frasier: Oh, Niles, you know what I mean. Settling for what’s comfortable and familiar. My God, you and I can go out together and I know what you’re thinking before you even say it.Niles: Well, then, I’m sorry you had to hear that, Frasier.

Niles: You wanted to get closer to dad. Frasier: I still do. There isn’t anything I’d like more, but he makes it impossible. I can’t read my book, I can’t have my coffee, I can’t have any peace in my own home. Niles: So what you’re saying is, you want to be closer to dad, but you don’t actually want him around.

Frasier: I can’t believe we just turned on each other like that. Niles: It was embarrassing. My only excuse is that all my life I have dreamed about belonging to an exclusive club like the Empire. Even as a child, when I formed clubs with my teddy bears, there were always two or three who didn’t make the cut.

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Hi Alex . Yes I agree they are hilarious, but do you keep a file on these guys? own the scripts? or did you take it down in shorthand when it was on? or remember it word for word ……. I need to know! (Meticulous work)

Daphne: [in time with the chopping] Doomp-da, doomp-da, doomp-da,
doomp-da.
Niles: Hear and soul, I fell in love with you…
Heart and soul, the way a fool would do…
Both: Madly! Because you held me tight
And stole a kiss in the night.
Frasier: Oh, please!
Niles: What?
Frasier: Even your everyday memories are idealized. How long until
the cartoon blue bird lands on her shoulder?