Had a mate do that in Hobart on a drunken cricket weekend, opened front door of a strangers house and went to sleep on their couch, lot of yelling and carrying on woke him up, didn't leave motel room for the rest of the trip. We call him Goldilocks now

My ex once spent the night on the sofa of the neighbour of his friend who he had been partying with. Apparently the elderly gentleman, on a dark latenight trip to the john, thought it was his grandson that had come in and crashed, so he covered him up and left him to sleep. In the morning my ex woke to the smell of breakfast and the sight of an elderly man wandering the house in his underwear. Elderly man explained the situation, ex left and went back next door to his friend's place.

dopekitty74:My ex once spent the night on the sofa of the neighbour of his friend who he had been partying with. Apparently the elderly gentleman, on a dark latenight trip to the john, thought it was his grandson that had come in and crashed, so he covered him up and left him to sleep. In the morning my ex woke to the smell of breakfast and the sight of an elderly man wandering the house in his underwear. Elderly man explained the situation, ex left and went back next door to his friend's place.

NashMcNash:dopekitty74: My ex once spent the night on the sofa of the neighbour of his friend who he had been partying with. Apparently the elderly gentleman, on a dark latenight trip to the john, thought it was his grandson that had come in and crashed, so he covered him up and left him to sleep. In the morning my ex woke to the smell of breakfast and the sight of an elderly man wandering the house in his underwear. Elderly man explained the situation, ex left and went back next door to his friend's place.

That's my Robert, always peeing on people furniture.Lock up yo' ottoman, lock up yo' davenport, they pissin' on everyone!Those were some of the other headlines I considered, but I was running out of sobriety.

dready zim: Thank You!jmb_0:I live in wilmington. This is great, I've got to meet super frank!