This photo, tho… Am I write? Heh. Puns are the best. Seriously, tho. Decrepit walls; a decaying stairwell; shadows so thick their darkness is cold to the touch…and the incessant, frantic pecking of keys telling a story so vile the words yellow and stiffen the pages to brittle, scratchy sheets that smell of ink and age. They lie scattered over the rotting wooden casket of the floor below, blanketing the dead under it with a sick telling of their demise; a story told through the eyes of the sadistic villain who buried them there. -Clack- clackclack-clack -clackclack- clackclack… -z

Just bought that top one thinking it was the Kings, forgetting about the goddamn Vegas Golden Knights (who eliminated my boys from the playoffs last year). Considered canceling the order, but since they didn’t have a Kings version (wtf?), and being the author of a hockey/horror novel, I decided to roll with the theme. The Ducks’ one is dope and that Boston one (with Beetlejuice) is crazy cool, but the Knights colors work best for me anyway. Cool shit, regardless. 😎🤘 And if you’re digging the hockey/horror concept, pick up the first ever hockey/zombie fantasy novel from my webpage Bloodmagik.com The book is as fun as it sounds, gory dark and original. Get in on it while it’s still an unknown indie project. 💀☠💀 -z