Speaking of Star Wars crap… When ‘Episode 1’ was released I was in Montana. My friend took me to this store which was having a sale on all its Star Wars merchandise (the movie had been out for a while). He bought a Star Wars candy thing. It was Jar Jar’s face. You pressed a plastic thing in, and his tongue stuck out, and it was made of candy. And you’d suck it. At least, that was the idea. He bought it because we all agreed it was totally sick and wrong. Well, that’s all I wanted to say.. I just wanted to leave you all with the image of a candy toy, designed for kids, where you’re supposed to suck Jar Jar’s tongue 😉