It is SO fucking awesome that I have to go online to launch Shakedown Hawaii or it just doesn't work. "I can't possibly live with having to click another icon on my desktop lol." Not when it doesn't fucking work, no. At this point it is bloatware.

I think the square footage of my shitty apartment qualifies as a tiny home so why isn't anyone eating out my asshole about how considerate I am about my footprint? I own a bicycle. I am not Captain Planet, I am just poor.

Holy fuck I am fairly certain this is a hate crime, hahaha. I am not full of internet outrage or anything, I am just surprised Soul Man is being gender flipped. At least in the 80s they were honest enough to go straight black face.

Made some badass food for guests. I've had the best days off in years this week. Tomorrow, we are taking Bayface to the zoo. Hope everyone has a great weekend. Eat good food. Go to zoos. Drink awesome beers.