I make maps for a living and constantly have to go to to various US gov sites to download data to get my job done and keep my clients happy.

These cock smokers not only didnt show up to work, but also turned the lights off when they left. All their websites are down right now. The sites are already there; why shut them down? Wtf. Ruined my day.

It's like...."my mom wont give me my allowance, so I'm going to stay in my room. I'm taking my ball and all my toys home until she pays me. Then I'll share w everyone again when I get my allowance"

Hey man, that's not cool brining up Jim's testicular implant out in the open like that. You know that's a really sensitive topic for him. Especially with the phallic insult at the end there, that was really crossing the line.

"when defense attorney Jason Wright pointed out at a recent hearing that his client “was subjected to waterboarding for 183 sessions,” Judge James Pohl ruled him out of order for discussing classified information that can be uttered only behind closed doors."