Welcome, good people! I am Maelstrom, owner of Chipmunk Gaming Inc. I say my name is Maelstrom so that you may refer to me as Maelstrom, not Chipmunk or something like that. Don't be afraid to come in, we don't bite here. Just watch out for my Absols, they nip a little. I am thoroughly excited to be here, helping you today! I'm a Pokemon Breeder, so most of my Pokemon are bred, hence why the are all Level 1.
Be sure to read the rules, because they are a little bit different than most shops. I'm just learning to RNG, so any help, tricks, tips, etc. (via VM or PM) are greatly appreciated! PLEASE, don't ask me questions on how to RNG. In my current knowlegde, I'm just as confused as you are! Once I'm good, I'll be able to RNG Shiny Pokemon through the use of eggs.
On a different topic, please note that the list is subject to change according to what Pokemon I'm trading/looking for. So, with all due respect, my rule here is, "You snooze, you lose!"
On yet another topic, I usually trade Pokemon on GTS in order to get the ones I need. Unfortunately, they are almost always hacked. I CAN, however, still breed with them. If you would like me to breed you a Pokemon instead, please VM or PM me.
I don't have all the time in the world, either, so I'm not always on.

I hope you get the deal and Pokemon of your dreams!

*~Maelstrom~*

P.S. Don't yell at me. I do not like people who yell at me. Even through text.

Regulations

-Follow ALL of PC's rules.

-Follow ALL of PC's Trade rules.

-I have a tendency to mean what I say, but I don't say what I mean. If you are confused with something I say, POLITELY ask what I mean. If you are offended with something I say, I'm terribly sorry. It's just my way.

My first Absol. He has a place in my heart forever. Entered the Hall of Fame in Hoenn thrice, Sinnoh thrice, and Unova twice.

Trophy Pokémon Houndoom
Puppy
Level 100
Male

*sniff* My first Shiny. Ever. Hatched from an Egg. Entered the Hall of Fame in Sinnoh and Unova.*sniff sniff*

Trophy Pokémon N's Zoroark
Zoroark
Level 100
Male

N's Zoroark. Ain't nuttin' more to it.
Became a father on December 24, 2012. What a good Christmas surprise.

Trophy Pokémon Skuntank
Haley
Level 100
Female

Haley was encountered in Sinnoh as a Stunky, and never left my side since. Enetered Hall of Fame in Sinnoh 4x, and in Unova twice.
Became a mother on December 24, 2012.

Trophy Pokémon Skuntank
Mistralton
Level 89
Female

Child of Zoroark and Haley. Named after Mistralton City, her hatch location. Entered Hall of Fame (alongside her mother) in Unova once.

Trophy Pokémon Krookodile
Sand Gator
Level 99
Female

Met in Desert Resort. My "go-to" for every tough opponent.
Became a mother on January 29, 2012.

Trophy Pokémon Umbreon
Death (full name Death in the Night, but I can't fit that.)
Level 100
Male

Given to me as Eevee Egg by NPC Bebe in Sinnoh. Entered Hall of Fame in Sinnoh.
Became a father on January 29, 2012

Trophy Pokémon Sandile
Taniel
Level 24
Male

Child of Sand Gator and Death. I haven't trained him in a while.

Wanted

Make me an offer

Male Empoleon
Level 100
Any moveset

Female Shuckle
Any Level
Any Moveset
POSSIBLE TRADE

Female Pineco
Any Level
Any Moveset
POSSIBLE TRADE

Female Onix
Any Level
Any Moveset
POSSIBLE TRADE

Male Accelgor
Any Level
Acid
Final Gambit
POSSIBLE TRADE

Any Dark Type Pokemon are gladly accepted!!

Donations of any Pokemon you do not see on the list of Pokemon for trade are greatly appreciated!!

Offered Pokemon

Random Egg Giveaway!!
Want to try your luck? Try the Random Egg Giveaway! I have 50 random Eggs congesting my PC Box, and I know what's in 'em. But! You don't! So, pick any up to any three eggs, and I'll happily give them to you for the cost of NO POKEMON!! Give me a Patrat, I'm good. Give me a Pseudo-Legendary, I'm good. Give me another Egg, I'm good. Just pick which one(s) you want!
These are the first twenty. If you want to wait for a later Egg, that's fine!! This giveaway will run until I'm rid of all of these Eggs!! (No, there aren't any Happiny in any of the Eggs, I swear.)
Will you choose:
EGG 1
EGG 2
EGG 3
EGG 4
EGG 5
EGG 6
EGG 7
EGG 8
EGG 9
EGG 10
EGG 11
EGG 12
EGG 13
EGG 14
EGG 15EGG 16 Taken
EGG 17
EGG 18
EGG 19
EGG 20

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program. Here are the other Pokemon:
Absol
Level 1

Bulbasaur
Level 1

Carnivine
Level 1

Charmander
Level 1

Chatot
Level1

Chimchar
Level 1

Cranidos
Level 1

Croagunk
Level 1

Dratini

Drilbur
Level 1

Dunsparce
Level 1

Electrike
Level 1

Gible
Level 1

Larvesta
Level 1

Larvitar
Level 1

Luvdisc
Level 1

Mareep
Level 1

Meowth
Level 1

Miltank
Level 1

Mudkip
Level 1

Oddish
Level 1

Natu
Level 1

Pachirisu
Level 1

Patrat
Level 1

Phione
Level 1

Piplup
Level 1

Riolu
Level 1

Sentret
Level 1

Shellos (East)
Level 1

Shellos (West)
Level 1

Shinx
Level 1

Skitty
Level 1

Skorupi
Level 1

Smeargle
Level 1

Spheal
Level 1

Stantler
Level 1

Swablu
Level 1

Taillow
Level 1

Teddiursa
Level 1

Tepig
Level 1

Torchic
Level 1

Totodile
Level 1

Treeko
Level 1

Tropius
Level 1

Turtwig
Level 1

Tyrogue
Level 1

Wooper
Level 1

Wurmple
Level 1

Yamask
Level 1

Yanma
Level 1

Zigzagoon
Level 1

Zorua
Level 1

SUPER RARE!! The first Shiny Pokemon I've ever actually caught, and NOT killed!
Will have to clone this one.
She does know fly.
I'll check to see what her IV's, EV's, etc. are. Please PM or VM me if you're interested in a SHINY Fearow.

Also, if you've managed to read all the way down to here, congrats. Here's a cookie.