If the mental image of your high school track coach blowing the whistle at you while you’re naked in bed is giving you nightmares (me too!) (just kidding, I didn’t play sports in high school), let’s start with the less invasive method of sex life coaching Amaranth offers. The more popular method, a Talk Session ($175), doesn't involve nudity or sexual activity and can be in lecture or interactive format, live or in-person, but is a good chance for a couple to get guidance without allowing anyone to watch them go at it. Not in a couple but want some advice? No single people discrimination here! Amaranth offers a “Best Friend” Talk Session where a woman and a friend can learn together the same as if they were a couple.

But a Guided Session ($240) are what might shock you. In a hotel room (or by mutually agreed-upon house call), Amaranth will watch clients engage in solo or partnered sexual activity while he guides them. While the idea of this may make you feel all weird inside, Amaranth points out that we use instructor-driven learning for dance, boxing and yoga class, so why not sex? I mean, true: Yoga does involve some pretty embarrassing body positions and occasionally, strange noises emanating from the body, and people do that in public. And Amaranth is a professional, assuring that he “always remains clothed and does not provide sexual contact or actual sexual display of any kind.”

Uh clear eyes, full hearts can’t fail to orgasm, I guess?

What do you think: Sensible sex advice or just plain crazy? Would you EVER let someone watch you have sex, even a professional sex coach?