1) Offered as a conceptual aid to philosophically cuccooned American's who believe anything and everything comes from good ol' USA.

2) A geographic location found on any globe where Americans would rather not go to, and are rather not welcomed by.

3) A place Dubya Bush loves to piss all over.

While citizens who are blinded by patriotism, hyperegotistical from consumerism, dumb and fat from overconsumption try to figure out which one of their two parties is more American; the ROW is the one who actually has to worry about the results of this election.