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George got hitched

Celeb-bait
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So I have a love / hate relationship with George Clooney. I love him because... how could you not? And kind of hate him for the same reasons - he's donkey's older than me and yet still looks better now than I did at my prime. In short, looking at his mug is a constant reminder of his genetic superiority.

But I digress.
George got married to Amal Alamuddin, so now you're fantasy's about him will have to include extra-marital affairs which is still a win because we all know the naughty sneakiness attached to that is tonnes hotter, right?

Amal speaks three languages, and is a dual qualified English barristser and New York litigation attorney who got her papers from Oxford...

George... what were you thinking? You've hooked up with a freaking uber-brilliant lawyer... who while she isn't a divorce lawyer probably knows the best divorce lawyers in the world who will destroy you pro bono at her behest. You had Stacy Kiebler, the Kiebs... how could you walk away from the Kiebs? If I was drowning and had to choose between Stacy Keibler and dry land...

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Though coming from a home where English was the second language, he wrote his first story at eight years of age. He couldn't spell, was barely legible—but instantly fell in love with the idea of pouring heart and soul onto a page.

Daniel has an extensive background in non-fiction, creating learning material on behalf of ChalkPort Pty Ltd since 2001. He studied creative writing and poetry at the University of Queensland and is now a major creator contributor behind www.DAN-isms.com, as well as a socially responsible gender-equality-Ronin for www.EqualityAgnostic.com

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