Top 5 (Slightly Tweaked) Album Covers for Halloween

It’s that time of year again. While there’s the typical smorgasbord of tasteless, offensive costumes such as last year’s Caitlyn Jenner costume for men, and this year’s “Tranny Granny” costume (both from the Halloween supplier Spirit Halloween by the way) – they were quickly taken down from Amazon and Walmart’s online store. To give you a different set of costume ideas, here’s the top 5 (”slightly photoshoped” by @BamboSlice) album covers for Halloween:

5.Drake - Views

Sitting 1200ft above the ground on the Canadian National tower would be scary enough (made less so by Drake’s good friend Photoshop), having a dead Drake relentlessly loving Toronto every waking hour would be horrifying.

Costume idea: Go as dead-stalker-Draker, or if you can manage, fashion a little tower/chair to glue on your behind.

4.Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience

Looking at poor JT’s face here makes me wish I gave up my 20/20 for lent. Unfortunately I’m a firm believer in self-denial so my sins are going nowhere.

Costume idea: Buy a refraction assessment device with 10 new credit cards and a second mortgage OR put on a suit, droopy blood make-up, a few pairs of glasses with some knobs or buttons glued on to them and creepily sing JT ballads whilst making excessive eye contact the whole time.

3.Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster

Dressing up as Lady GaGa might feel passé, but that’s where you’re wrong: It’s officially retro! The Lady herself has put the monster under her bed and have emerged as the lead singer of Joan & The Jets so now it’s a free for all in the crazy costume department! This look might feel rather subdued compared to a meat dress, but nothing says sexy/scary like black latex and an empty eye-socket.

Costume idea: Give your hairdresser a bleach and tweak challenge (or if you’re feeling lazy: buy a wig) and fashion a shoulder pad extravaganza from some cheap latex, sew it like a huge pillowcase and cut out holes for head and arms. Bonus point for wearing some ankle killer, Alexander McQueen-esque, shoes to complete the madness.

2.Adele - 25

Costume idea: Adele’s beautiful (slightly edited) face here is great for everyone wanting to show off their best Adele/Lionel Richie ‘Hello’ introduction, while having sexy flirty time potential by having fabulous hair and slutty clothes. Because of course, sexy Adele.

1.Drake - If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late

Yes Drake is everywhere, even at my number one spot, but it’s just too good.

Costume idea: Just get this on your body already! If your friends live above ground they probably saw this cover at some point and will totally get it. Some marker, blood, paint, colored scotch tape – the possibilities are endless, and last-minute costume worthy for everyone who’s like me, trying to fashion something before going out that same night. Bonus point for painting a white brick wall on your entire body (the only wall we should be building Mr. Trump).