Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.P: Well both are good at being secretive because ninjas do their waaaa waaa waaa thing and pirates steal stuff. But pirates tend to only have one leg and that’s a bit disadvantageous (is that a word? Lets just say it is) for quick getaways. Ninjas go waaa waaa waaa so ninjas would win :)TGT: It’s your new word! And yuss, ninjas are just better anyway. Because they are... and they’re all ninja-y and waaa waaa waaa-y and just generally epic beings. Which is why I’m a ninja. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn’t want to be a ninja? Only douches would want to be pirates. -_-W: I have to disagree with the above comment; I like pirates well enough. Just ninjas are like 1788735665674 better than them. To be honest, I see no contest between the two. Because Ninjas are naturally awesome.

What was your favorite childhood television program?TGT: Um.. I’d probably have to say.. The Wiggles! Yuss! The Wiggles were my favourite. (Still are. Shh. ;))P: Definitely the Tweenies. I was obsessed! Did you know I apparently had the same Tweenies birthday cake as my step brother? :DW: P, I am liking your taste. The Tweenies be awesome. I loved it, and grew up with it.

Are you a collector of anything?TGT: I.. uh.. I collect empty TicTac boxes for no apparent reason. I just wanted something to collect so yeah. xD P: Hmmm, books (especially Harry Potter, I’m trying to collect as many different version as I can), turnips...no, not turnips. I suppose that’s it :/ Oh, and cheese!W: I collect books. Lots and lots and lots of books. Apart from that, no...

If you could be any animal, what would you be?TGT: A cat! Then I could eat whatever, sleep whenever, do whatever and be loved. (Presumably.) I love cats anyway, so then I’d love myself. xDP: A dragon maybe? Ooooor...well I suppose a cat, for the same reasons as TGT. Oh yeah, I forgot cheese! :DW: A dragon, because yes, they DO exist. Or a phoenix, just because I love them.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?TGT: The power to... not have to sleep. And then I’d never be tired. That’d be a miracle.P: Superspeed. It’d come in handy. And CHEEEEESE POWER! :D Oh yeah, telekinetic powers would be good.W: Telekinesis. Then I would never have to move. Or superspeed, ‘cause that would be cool.

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?W: WHY AM I UP SO EARLY I NEED MORE SLEEP is probably my first thought. :PP: What the Hell did I just dream? O.O Siriusly I have some weird dreams sometimes!TGT: I need to sleep more. Why am I awake? WHY? WHYYYYY?

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?TGT: I should’ve been asleep hours ago. What normal person is still awake at this time of day? P: Morning’s gonna come really quickly now -_- And cheeeese! I don’t know what it is about cheese today. I’m not that obsessed with it you know.W: Well, I normally have song lyrics in my head. And what I have to do tomorrow.

What's your favorite color?P: Green. SLYTHERIN PRIDE!W: I don’t have one, because I’m boring. However, I like blue. Partially because I’m in Ravenclaw. RAVENCLAWSOME!TGT: ORAAANGE. Closely followed by green, ‘cause I’m a Slytherin too (And, well, clues in the name really.)

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?W: ..No. Sorry, all of those people that believe in that stuff.TGT: Nopeee. Only fools believe in that rubbish (No offence. O.O)P: Well there’s no proof that there’s not. For all we know there could be HUNDREDS of other planets outside our Universe with weird life forms that speak through their eyes or something :P Soooo, TGT, it’s not exactly rubbish.

Do you believe in ghosts?TGT: Bleeh, no!W: Nope.P: Yuuup. You two are Sirius Muggles here -.- What do you think the Bloody Baron or the Grey Lady were? Duh.TGT: THEY ARE NOT GHOSTS. THEY’RE JUST.. illusions. O.OP: YOU’RE AN ILLUSION!TGT: Thanks?P: No, not thanks. xD

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?W: No. I play a lot of videogames, but I’ve never really been addicted to one.TGT: Yes, I am at the moment. Sims. Lots of Sims. I cannot get enough. You could walk in on me sat in bed playing Sims at 4am. ‘NO. I’M NOT SLEEPING YET. I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY SIM TO HAVE HER BABY.’ ‘NONONONO. WAIT, I NEED MY SIMS TO GET MARRIED.’ ‘JUST HANG ON, I’LL SLEEP SOON, BUT LET ME FINISH MAKING THIS HOUSE FIRST, ‘KAY?’ Heh.P: Weeeeell, not really. I suppose there’s...the Copter Game :))

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?TGT: Music, going to concerts/gigs/stuff like that and foooood. Oh, and definitely band merch too. :DW: Books. Music. I’d save some of it. Maybe. Then again,not. And I’d try to get a band ticket to P!ATD as well. P: Well first I’d buy a plane ticket to America. No use spending it in the UK -_- Nyeh, I could exchange it then buy EVERYTHING HP related :DDDTGT: (Converting it into pounds first. Forget to mention that.)

Have any bad habits?W: Haha, of course. I’m human. I worry about nothing ALL THE TIME, for example... One of many.P: Worrying about nothing. But I find that the more you worry, the better it turns out. And getting annoyed when someone calls me a Muggle (especially my brother) xPTGT: Many. What Phlob and Welly said about worrying, my weird sleeping pattern, singing too much, not having a life. Those are just a few. xD (Because not having a life is a bad habit. Deal with it.)

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?W: Struggling with this... but it gets annoying when I need to check my bag about 4637 times to be sure I’ve got everything for school the next day...TGT: The sleeping one... seriously, I’m gonna die one day if I carry on like this. :PP: Er...forgetting half a dozen things I need for school. Every ‘Puffling Day. (I made a new word :))

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:W: My square headP: To actually have the ability to stay awake in class :PTGT: Eyebrows. I want eyebrows. Proper. Eyebrows.

Any tattoos or piercings?W: I have my ears pierced, but NEVERR wear earrings! XDP: I have my ears pierced but I haven’t worn earrings in centuries xDTGT: Nopeee, I want a tattoo though!

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?P: ...That they’re men?W: Yup, same, Phlob. That they’re male.TGT: Bleh.. looks I guess. I judge books by their covers because I’m just like that. -_-

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?W: Anyone that likes books, is funny, etc. (Love my detailed answer here)TGT: Humorous! Seriously, if you have no sense of humour then I’ll kill you. Um.. magical, not a complete arse.. bleh, I’m not that fussed.P: Intelligent (AKA, not in green band (bottom set))

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?W: People that are patronising, sadistic, people that don’t like me, Hufflepuffy (Sorry Puffs), obnoxosity, people that don’t like books..TGT: Obnoxiousness, sadistic, cowardly, bleh. General arseyness.P: LOUD! Annoying. Hufflepuffy. Some Mugglenessness.TGT: PHOYBOY, THERE ARE SOME NICE MUGGLES OUT THERE.

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?W: Still be kinda young.. NO

TGT: Hahahahahahaha. No.

P: Nowpe. TGT, you ARE married -_- To Nellywelly. ;)

W: Yes, Won.

TGT: Well, then I definitely don’t see myself getting married in the next 5 years!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?W: On Earth anywhere. :PTGT: Malfoy Manor! :DP: Hogwarts, Godric’s Hollow (even though I’m Slytherin. There should be a Salazar’s Hollow :3), Malfoy Manor...

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?W: Hogwarts, District 12 and the Victor’s Village, that place where Eragon is set...TGT: HOGWARTS. WITHOUT A DOUBT.P: What she said.

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:W:1) Be tall.2) Read every book I own3) Write a book and get it published4) Go to Japan5) Buy a pet unicorn, dragon, and phoenix.TGT:1. See Panic! At The Disco live2. See My Chemical Romance live3. See Blink 182 live4. See You Me At Six live5. SEE FALL OUT BOY GET BACK TOGETHER. D:P:1. Meet one of the Harry Potter cast.2. Ride a dragon.3. Read the entire Inheritance Cycle and Lord of the Rings.4. Go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Florida.5. Keep re-reading Harry Potter until the day I die, the last line I read being ‘all was well’.

Name 1 regret you have:W: Being so short.TGT: Losing touch with people. -_-P: Not reading Harry Potter sooner, so I have more of a childhood with it.

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:TGT: No responsibilities. I miss that a lot.W: All the kid’s books that were so colorful and awesome.P: Innocence. Heh heh heh.

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:TGT: What if I’m not an adult? HUH? HUUUH?W: It’s groovy. :3P: Ohh, yeahh, being an adult is greeeeeaaat...I’m sure it won’t actually -_-

What's your favorite song of the moment?W: I’m loving Pardon Me by He is We at the mo.TGT: Hmm.. right now, it’s probably Out On The Town by Fun.P: Maybeeeee...Always by Panic! At the Disco :3 But they still stole Snape’s line xP

What's your favorite song of all time?W: The Tweenies theme tune, It’s one I grew up with. :3TGT: It’s close.. very close.. but I’d have to say Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance :)P: Gahhhh, I don’t know. It changes all the time so I can’t say.

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?W: Read the Mortal Instruments, draw, hug cats.P: Watch Harry Potter in bed...O.O Nope, that came out wrong...xDTGT: Go on my laptop until I accidentally fall asleep at 5am or something. :3 AND, PHLOB, YOU DIRTY LITTLE THING!

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?TGT: Go on my laptop... I have no life, as I mentioned previously.P: Go: BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!W: See above question:)

Have any hidden talents?W: I’m way more flexible than I look:)P: I know the perfect ways to annoy people :)TGT: No... or maybe my ability to do nothing for as long as possible could count... I’m pretty good at that.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?

TGT: I’d be working as something for DecayDance or FueledByRamen! :3W: A bestselling artist or author.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?TGT: I’d have 100 million pounds? Gosh, it’s not fair to give us dollars, we’re BRITISH!P: 100 million pounds. I already have my true love: the Harry Potter Series!W: 100 million POUNDS. I need all the books I can get.

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?P:1. To go to Hogwarts.2. To ride a dragon :D3. To have more wishes :DTGT:1. I’d be like... 10/15 years older (either that or I was.. no.. scratch that. Whatever. Sh. I said nothing, okay?)2. I’d be Mrs. Dallon Weekes. Breezey and his kids are still epic though. :)3. I would be allowed to go to Hogwarts.W: 1) To own some sort of mythological creature2) To be part of P!ATD3) To be able to write books

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?P: Maybeeee. Yup, I’d be gay. That would be awesome :)TGT: Um, no. O.O If I were I’d totally be gay though, gay with Dallon Weekes. Or Brendon Urie. Or both. Heheheh.W: Nope.

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:TGT: Umm... I dunno... I may secretly think Brent Wilson’s quite nice. :3W: I never have read all of the HP books.P: I knew that :) I am one of the very few then.P: *whispers* I used to say I hated HP O.O I didn’t mean it! I was doing it under the Imperius Curse.

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?TGT: Amelie Weekes. Then I would replace Dallon Weekes’ daughter! >:D *is a crazy stalker*P: Uhhhh, Phoenix something :P I dunno. Oh, how about Riddle? :)W: Hermione Granger. Or Katniss Everdeen. Or Clary Fray.

Do you believe in the afterlife?TGT: Kind of... nyeh... I’m Atheist but I believe in reincarnation. :)P: Yup. Death is but the next great adventure :DD.W: Nope.

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?W: I don’t think a cookie having an abortion is the greatest idea.P: That made me giggleP: Ooooh, I had a cookies and creamcupcake just a while ago. Nom nom :)TGT: I LOVE COOKIES. I WOULD OWN ALL THE COOKIES IN THE WORLD IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE. THEN I WOULD LIVE MY LIFE EATING COOKIES THEN I’D GET SO FAT I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO MOVE BUT I’D STILL CARRY ON EATING COOKIES UNTIL I DIED!

Seq to An Exquisite Pain. She dared to hope that everything would turn out all right. But she hadn't foreseen the long-term effects of being a time traveller, or what exactly a certain Dark wizard would do in his quest for power...Tom Riddle/OC

It has been twenty two years since Voldemort fell. The Golden Trio have moved on, to be replaced by their children. But can they manage to avoid their parents' school life, or is it all to be repeated once more?

Dawn Melody is the Forgotten Child. Of who? Exactly. Doctor Who! Along with her faithful companion Jason, also known as Dusk, and her TARDIS, Dawn Melody searches for her parents. And maybe, along the way, some other mysteries will be uncovered... A/N: Definitely going to rewrite this someday. But I have to finish it first!

DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.

Did you ever wonder what happened to Fred after he walked into a certain paper shop to meet a certain pretty girl? Read and find out how Fred falls for Jo, a Muggle craving for adventure, and their adventures together in the 2nd Wizarding War! - pls R&R!

What if Ginny had figured out who Tom Riddle was? What if she had single-handedly turned time backwards to prevent Voldemort ever rising to power? What if then, she messed up her world beyond all recognition? On permanent hiatus but may be rewritten.

Leila Potter, twin of Harry, is heading back for her sixth year at Hogwarts. This year, everything changes when she falls into the arms of Hogwarts resident Death Eater, Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE! *Warning* I may remove this because there's too many people trying to pass it off as their own.

The Head Girl finds herself wandering the corridors of Hogwarts early in the morning,after leaving something in the library. Her forgetfulness is caused by an annoyance requesting her help with an essay. A/N:Was actually an English assignment. One Shot

Katy's mum has died and she's been left alone. Trouble appears to be following her around. And what she wants more than anything is to make her newly discovered relationship with the Mitchells work. Rating changed to T to be safe!

Oneshot. Merope Gaunt had always known she was doomed; she just hadn't known how exactly her death would come about. But, considering the circumstances, she supposed that there were worse ways to die...

CRACK FIC. you've been warned. So how do you catch a Severus Snape and your other favorite wizards and witches Pokemon style? read and find out.. a bit short but will be continued if you want me to continue.

It's Sam's 1st day back after she left.But what happens when troublesome Kyle Stack takes an interest in her and Finn persues her to get one over on Kyle. Feelings change, grudges are held but its all in a days work at Waterloo road. Please review : x

Chelsea has always been a bit of a tomboy, and now that she's finally wriggled her way into the tight knit group formed by the young men in town, she couldn't be any happier. But could a game between a cowboy change all that?

Claire goes all giddy when a new shy guy comes to HMHS. Jill finds the school's "cutie" annoying. Chelsea finds a way to attract a certain cowboy from the shadows. The HM characters in HS! Will they handle high school life, let alone their love lives?

"Who said we were talkin' 'bout vegetables?" "Vegetation means plants you complete and utter Chelsea Parker!" "Who says we were talkin' 'bout dat slag?" Andrea let out a long and deep sigh, this was going to a hard day. Kel/Flash

All Chelsea wants is to hit the Refresh Button on her life. When Sean, her butler, shows her an ad for Sunshine Islands, everything begins to change. Will Chelsea get the new life she's dreamed of, or will threats from her past take it away? *ON HIATUS!*

Chelsea tries to win the heart of the unruly cowboy. Mark watches Natalie from the shadows. Nami attempts to get the blonde haired farmer to notice her. Angela attempts to break her best friend's relationship. How does it go down at Camp Wapanek?

A year after Jon and Ryan left the band, Brendon can't help the memories of his best friend from boiling in his conscience. The italic text belongs to Bruce Springsteen as well as the title. Ryden/Rydon

I never knew I would fall for someone who wasn't close to what my expectations were. We often bickered, we often fought over the littlest of things. I never found myself sinking so low into falling for a poor farmer out of all people. VaughnChelsea.

Secretly, Draco has been making his own guide on how to be a Slytherin throughout his seven years at Hogwarts. What happens when Scorpius finds it, takes it with him to school during the start of his first year and shows it to his new friend Albus Potter?

1943 was a year full of surprises, but this was the biggest one yet. Can a young centaur, Firenze, save Tom from his twisted fantasies? Can he change the fate of Lord Voldemort? Tomenze; Tom Riddle Jr./Firenze. Warnings: Slash and mild violence.