I am personally shattered to report the passing of my friend Justin, who took his own life at the age of 42 on January 23, 2014. His wife Jenny reported the news on Facebook, but I heard about it days later hours before I was to introduce my sponsored movie at this year’s B-Fest.

I think I owe it to the fans to explain what in the hell everyone was smoking when we created the notorious “Spooning With Spoony” sketch, along with how I managed to rope two otherwise well-adjusted young ladies into becoming my willing sex vixens!

Guys…I just… I don’t even know how to start with this. This… Well, this is the most wrongity-wrong goddamn thing I think I’ve ever done. Look, I took the ladies out for a drink or two, we got to talking, and uh…things got weird. In the parlance of Ric Flair, they took a ride on…file continues…