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Homer, don't be a sap all of your life. Just fill out a few medi...

Lenny: Homer, don't be a sap all of your life. Just fill out a few medical insurance forms creatively. Charge that Dimoxinil stuff to the company.Homer: But it's a thousand bucks. Burns would can my butt in no time flat.Lenny: (Sarcastically) Ooh! A thousand bucks. So what? To Mr. Burns, that's one less ivory back scratcher.

(Mr. Burns and Smithers study security camera footage.)Mr. Burns: Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.Smithers: Well, it's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year.Mr. Burns: Wait! Who is that young go-getter? (Points at a monitor with Homer on it.)Smithers: Well, it sort of looks like (Chuckles) Homer Simpson, only more dynamic and resourceful.Mr. Burns: Simpson, huh? Hmm. An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image. Our new junior executive. Bring him to me!