Stories- Honestly at the moment I have no inspiration for either of the ones I started quite some time ago... going back and reading the 'Update!' reviews make me feel guilty for not continuing. I'm really sorry guys, you're all so awesome. Eventually I'll go back and revise things, cause looking at them now I see so many errors. Thanks so much for the kind reviews, they mean a lot.

Gender: Female

Birthday: July 19th

Location: USA

I love to draw, read, write, listen to music, and hang out with my friends. I play guitar, piano, and recorder (by self teaching for now) I like to research things that have to do with history, such as the medieval times/renaissance and I love to learn about different belief systems (as I myself don't have a specific one) and also the mythology from all around the world. When I was little I wanted to work with animals (I'm still considering it) However now I have taken an interest in photography(My profile pic is one I took), and writing as well. I seem to have a problem with committing to finishing a story (I feel really bad about it) however if you ever need help correcting or getting ideas for one of your own stories, then I'm more then willing to help you out. Alright then... so I guess that's all for now, Send me a PM if you have any questions or if you just want to talk :)

Pets: I have a dog(kara) and 4 cats (Ama, Elven, Caly, and Magic)

I like: Wolves, Horses, Cats, Dogs, being outside, swimming, playing my instruments, and going for bike rides, and The smell of Lavender flowers.

2. Shawn : "I've been having this recurring dream where I'm flying over Auckland, on the back of a swan made primarily of cocoa. His name is Clem."

3. [Scene: Planetarium] Shawn : Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. [Dramatic intro music.] I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora Borealis. There are over 400 stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean. And that is why it is called "Infinitum Star-Octo-Pusium." Ah, yes: Our glorious constellations. There they all are. Take a look. Over here we have one with a guy…holding some sort of thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings; all seven of them. And here…here's one with a fish.

6. Henry : Shawn never really was one for roughing it. We went camping once. Found him curled up in his sleeping bag because a raccoon was hunting him. Shawn: Stalking me. The raccoon was stalking me, Dad.

7. Gus : [Very serious as he reveals his fear.] It was late. I was in my room with the lights off. I heard a voice.

Shawn : Gus, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation…

Gus : No, no. No, Shawn. It wasn't on TV; and it wasn't a radio. It was coming from the walls. And the voice…the voice told me that our house is built on old Indian burial grounds. And she said she was sad because she died many moons ago and was trapped between worlds. When I asked her her name, Shawn, she said... "My name - "

Shawn : "- is Wilting Flower." [Speaking in a feeble, female voice.] "I died, without knowing love. Will you be my friend?"

Gus : "How…how did you know that?"

8. Shawn : "Luckily, your phone has GPS."Gus "You tracked me?!"Shawn: "Yes, I did, with a little help from my friends at your wireless service provider. By the way, they might be calling; they think you're a fugitive from justice. Run with it."

Huntik:

1. The Suit (to Dante Vale): We're here to take you guys to DeFoe. If you come quietly I promise no one will get hurt.Dante: But getting hurt is what you do best.

2. Scene: Joan of Arc's secret hideawayZhalia, to Sophie: It must have been her regal blood. Great power comes from a noble family name. Even a name like yours.Lok, looking at Cherit: What's with those two, anyway?Cherit: I've been about since before human history, but women remain a mystery.

3. ... and the basket of sunshine is Zhalia Moon (Dante Vale, introducing Zhalia to Madea)

4. You inspire loyalty, i've seen you show no mercy to the weak (Dante, to Grier)Without order there's no peace, no security (Grier)Did you get that out of a fortune cookie? (Dante)

(More to come when I have time)

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"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer," Max

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"I look like prep school Barbie. *sees Max* Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

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Funny stuff

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You say physco like it's a bad thing

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

Funny Product Labels

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" Anonymous

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.

Fang is the new kid on the block, and Max can't help but get pulled into his personality. But when Max's ex-boyfriend shows up and thinks he can get her back, her life takes a turn for the worse. Major Fax. Rated T for language and violence. All Human.

"I don't need you to protect me Fang! That's not your job ok? There was a time when I was weak and fragile and I needed you for everything. But things have changed-I've changed! I don't need your protection and guidence." Fang looked down, even though his face was stotic I knew he was hurt. "I just need you to love me," I whispered before flying away from him, never turning back.

Angela never let her curiosity get the best of her. She was known for being a sweet and obedient little girl, and since the mayor had made it clear that the mysterious Fugue Forest is strictly off-limits, then that was the end of it. Her friends, on the other hand, did not share that same obedient mentality.

Maximum Ride is an assassin. She's the best at what she does, no questions asked - until she meets Fang Martin and the line between black and white starts to blur. He holds the answers to questions she didn't know she had - but the only way to get them is to defy orders and keep him alive. It isn't going to be easy.

Max is a leader of a Gang in her town. There are 5 major gangs that rule it. Fang is the leader of "The Flock." Max has two lives one at school and at home, and one with her gang. What happens when a gang leader transfers to her school? FAX/NIGGY T PLUS

Maximum and The Shadow; the two best street fighters of their generation. Their rivalry is fueled full force when the biggest brawl in years is set to go down. For the first time they will meet... and only one will be victorious. FAX!

Maximum Ride is new to school. She meets Nudge, Ella, Iggy, and Gazzy, and Fang, the instantly become friends. But, when Max and Fang look like they might really get together, Max has to spill her secret: she's being abused. T for violence and language

Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.

When Max is moved away from her home town in Washinton, to Arizona where apparently, it never rains, she is NOT happy. However, she ends up moving right next door to a certain dark-haired hottie in a band that no girl can get! No wings! R&R

An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.

no wings Max moves to California when she was 12. now 16, and having to go through another whole summer wiht her annoying neighbor Fang normal but during this summer she starts to see him differntly. the summary isn't great, but the story will be better!

He's the guy everyone wants to know and get acquainted with; she's a girl desperate to finally spread her wings and leave home. He's dark, sexy, surprisingly sweet and single; she's fiesty, quick witted and complicated. She happens to apply for a certain job and lands it, not aware of the unexpected things that might accompany it. They're along for the ride no matter what happen

Max has made a big mistake... Who knew Dylan was like that? What happens when she realises Fang was the right guy for her? And with some good news finally on the way how does Dylan get his revenge on Max for dumping him? FAX! A/H NIGGY! tad OOC! R and R

Well, it's finally been done! I have created a fanfiction version of Princess Tutu Abridged. With an irrelivant prince, a cynical knight, and a princess with a nice @SS, what's a writer to do? Based on the popular Youtube series by TutuOnAbridgers. I DO NOT OWN! May possibly be up for adoption, if anyone's interested.

Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!

Zhalia likes Dante... Dante likes Zhalia... Sophie and Lok are sick of the games... time for the war! Parings: ZhaliaxDante and SophiexLok. Rated for colorfulness. Note: RATING WILL/MAY CHANGE! Sorry for the long wait.

Max is an orphan that was always beaten. She has so many scars she can't count. When she's adopted by the Martinez's why is it that she looks so much like Mrs. Martinez? Why does she never want to open up to people? Full summary inside. FAX later on.

Max Decides The Flock Needs To Live A Normal Life. That Means Enrolling In School, Applying for Jobs, New Drama, Fights, & Even A Couple of Surprise Visits. Join The Flock As They Try To Tack There Newest Mission, Normal. Can They Pull it Off Or Is It True That Evil Never Takes A Holiday ? Fax!

Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*

Jeb leaves max to go on a scientific project and sends her to live with her mom valencia martinez in her big english country house with her kids, ella, gazzy and angel. What will max think of them and their neighbours, especially Fang? All human. R&R FAX

Max is no news at school she is just a regular girl,her life is pretty boring.Fang is the new kid.He meets Max he feels something he has never felt before.Can they sort out there feelings or will they deny the love that is clearly there? FAX AH

After getting away from the school, they find a safe place to stay... or so they think, problems emerge, brake ups and seperations. And for the worst part, people they don't know but do will make an entrance. R&R please

Max is not a normal teenager, she is a mutant-freak. when she moves, she meets five other kids that are really nice. They are different from other teens just like herself, but how different are they really? Rated T for violence.

Max had to move away from her friends Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel when she was 14 and now three years later they come up to stay with her for the summer, bringing along Nudge's new adoptive brother Fang. FAX!Rated T because I'm paranoid.No wings...Yet!

When you have seven kids under seventeen all living in the same house, things are bound to get awkward. In this story we will explore what the Flock and the Martinez' experience of the "joys" of being a teen. Meant only for bravest of women and men!

Everyone else was doing one so I guess it's my turn. The flock and ella play T.D.DD.K.L.T with hilarious results hint: Fax, forced Figgy and plenty of pink .Rated K-plus because my dares are to awsome to be rated K.

Max and Ella are going to a new school but there's something different about this one. They meet new people, make new friends. I think you know who. Oh and I'm not making Lissa bad but Brigid on the other hand... Rated T because I'm paranoid.FAX/Eggy!:

Lok is an ordinary teen, except that he is thrown out of his kingdom, after accidentally breaking the magic- law. He decides to go to Caput, not knowing that the faith of Wereld would soon be in his hands... DxZ LxS COMPLETE!

Max is forced to move to Arizona with her mom and sister and is resentful to anything and everything thrown at her. But once she meets Fang and his "flock" she starts to open up and sees things arent as bad as they seem. first true story. all human.

The Flock is taking a break at Dr. M's house, but when the power goes out, a seemingly harmless game of Dare or Truth turns into something... really really weird! Who will lose their sanity first? I like eggs, but I love Eggy! If you get what I'm saying.

Deveraux Academy for Girls is the school Max will spend the rest of her senior year. There, she befriends Kaichou and somewhere along the way, she meets Fang. Maybe her life is gonna change. WARNING: CLICHE FLASHBACKS.

Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!

It's time for the Team Huntik to get back in action! Despite the main danger seems to be defeated, a new enemy's waiting in the shadows... DxZ, LxS and some new characters later on. It's a translation of my original fic, which is in Italian.

Takes place in medieval times, where witches and dragons live. Max is a princess who has been rejected by everyone, and Fang is a freak, who strikes fear into the hearts of peasants and kings alike. Will fate ever let them be together? FAX!

In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human

Fang and Max, Iggy and Ella all live together since Dr M adopted the boys. they've known each other since they were kids, is this just sibling love or is it something more. Fax, possible Eggy. All human.

Max goes to live at a new foster home. There she meets the kids, aka the flock. A certain black haired boy becomes her best friend, but it's only a matter of time before they realize they're meant to be more than friends. Friendship, highschool, FAX. AH

It's Winter! Yay winter! Snowball fights, hot cocoa, Christmas presents, ALL KINDS OF STUFF! Lots of FAX and EGGY and JEVAN is what I'm calling it lol! NO FLAMES! and read the other two stories first! Peace!

Max has lived in foster care since the time she was twelve. She gets adopted by the Martinezs' and promises herself not to get attached, but that's hard when she finds she loves them. I suck at summaries. Just read it.

Max and her sister Ella moved to Arizona with their mother to attend a Peforming Arts High School. There they meet their new neighbors Fang, Nudge, Iggy, Gazzy, and Angel. FAX! EGGY! READ PLEASE! My first FANFIC!

Jess and Lucas have lived on the street since they were both very young, however they are far from normal and have powers greater then they can imagine. Please read full summary in side! its better then it sounds , so just please give it a chance! (Don't know if this will be continued...)

This is my first FanFic,Hope you like it! Its been close to a year since the Huntik team defeated the professor and in this story they will face an even more powerful enemy. But they will have help along the way from some new friends.Full summary inside. Will be EDITED AND REVISED!