Now that is an opening line, followed by a long string of blockbusters… wait, what the heck was all that? Do I need to strap on my handyman’s belt and come down? Will you have hobbled out to the local liquor store to supply me with beer a la Canadian to feed me as I toil? And should I, could I, bring the monkey?

OMG…mon dieu!!! Why oh why did I not think to call you??? I could most definitely use a strapped handy man and to think you’d even bring the monkey? I may swoon! BUT…tell him please, there will be NO SHIT flinging here…I’ve had enough! Other than that, consider the fridge full of beer (?really?) a la Canadoo and I’ll feed you all day long! you can even leave your long johns home…it’s kinda toasty here, relatively speaking.

I have relayed that comment to the monkey, and he appears to be displeased. He is currently rubbing his testicles into a frenzy… I’m not sure what that’s all about. I may have to leave him here and access the fridge full of beer, but as for the long johns, after the cold snaps we’ve had, they’re not coming off till April!

Hmmm, rubbing the testicles? Into a frenzy? I’m thinking he’s imagining what he could do with those ass boil laden magots. Anyhoo…if he can’t pocket his poo slinger, then he stays in the frozen north! And good call on the woolies…you may just need them. YAY…Canada to the rescue!!

Sheeet that didn’t take long .. here I was preparing for another long wait for your next post and it’s already here… shit the leg doesn’t look good, no I worded that wrong, the leg looks good but the strapping does not… what are you now “50 hops of pain”… love this blog, and missed it while you were away… …

Laughing…thanks so much for saying so my friend. I’ve missed you all too. I’ve hated not having the mental energy to keep in touch with everyone…figured I better strike while the keys are hot! The next one is perking right now, so I hope the wait won’t be long, and worth it of course. 🙂