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There's a Chevron next to my school that's jam packed every weekday from 3pm to 4pm. The line for the cashier goes out the front door constantly. And the funniest thing is, at the cashier desk they sell condoms.

I remember taking those as a kid when I was little. Tasted just like regular gummy bears, so, being the stupid kid I was, I ate like 10 of them in a day (max daily dose is 2). Luckily nothing happened.

Snagged the very last copy of Fable Anniversary at Best Buy while shopping around for a USB wireless dongle. Found a decently priced Belkin model to match (or at least compare to) my older Belkin router.