I wanna be helpful! How?

Ey dere devs, iz wunderin, ow can I get stukk in deze tings like da Test Servers an dis Volunteer Group ize been readin bout?

The Emperor has shown me a vision of a greater game to come, I am bidden to do what I can to bring this game into compliance with my vision.

The warp has spoken! The gods demand a game worthy of their followers! This game WILL be made great and those who hate and defile it with their demeaning comments and bad reviews shall be sacrificed for the Blood God!