Pros And Cons Of Moving Out Of Your Fraternity House

The time has finally come. The spring semester is coming to a close, you’re an upperclassman now, and you’ve recently signed a lease for an apartment just off campus next semester. Your all-too-brief stay in that wonderful, pillared, smelly, hazardous mansion of dreams that you call a fraternity house has come to an end. Leave a few momentos behind in your room, like that old Spuds McKenzie poster that has been there for generations, and make sure your DVD collection is intact. Take one final deep breath of the sweet smell of the frat castle, and close the book on a triumphant chapter of your life.

Pro: You will no longer be living in filth.
Con: Your immune system is about to return to normal human levels.

Pro: Peace and quiet.
Con: You have three roommates instead of dozens of brothers.

You can keep the man away from the house but you cant keep the man away from the brotherhood he had in that house, when i leave my house and brothers i will seriously shed a fucking tear. Fuck the real world.