When someone makes a horrible trade in fantasy football crippling their ability to succeed. After the trade their chances of winning are about the same as an AIDS patient versus Peyton Manning.

I just learned Julio Jones, my starting wide receiver, is out for the season. Then I realized that I still had a trade pending for him from Eat a Vick. When I clicked accept and got Torry Smith and Jordan Cameron for Julio Jones and Heath Miller, Eat a Vick contracted a full blown case of trAIDS!

Peter: Dude... I got bummed in the face by a dirty tramp and now I have Traids.
Leroy: Holy crap dude, can't believe you have Tramp Aids. How Many days do you have left to live?
Peter: Doctor says 3 days...
Leroy: Fucking tramps!