Predictions on Howard's Sirius Negotiations for Contract

Howard: look guys I am a cultural icon with varied worldwide media influence. I have 23 million listeners. I made the Hollywood Blockbuster Private Parts. I have a lot of huge offers from major studios.
Sirius Management: you are not lying to and pissing on you listeners here Howard we don't buy any of that bullshit. You lost your job on agt because you are ratings poison. Take it or leave it 2.5 milliOn a year. 2 million a year plus 500k to pay your staff. Oh Howard plus you gotta blow me:

Howard: thank you getting my knee pa:ds now. Can we keep figure out of the press. If Beth knows how little I am getting she will leave me.

I also have a suspicion that his motivation for staying relevant is Beef. Can you imagine their life with no Howard in the limelight (so therefore, Beef as well)? And there is no way he could take her 24/7 365

I also have a suspicion that his motivation for staying relevant is Beef. Can you imagine their life with no Howard in the limelight (so therefore, Beef as well)? And there is no way he could take her 24/7 365

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The man only works 12 hours a week 40 weeks a year, so I'm sure Beth and Howard have had their separate lives schedules all worked out years ago.

Howard: look guys I am a cultural icon with varied worldwide media influence. I have 23 million listeners. I made the Hollywood Blockbuster Private Parts. I have a lot of huge offers from major studios.
Sirius Management: you are not lying to and pissing on you listeners here Howard we don't buy any of that bullshit. You lost your job on agt because you are ratings poison. Take it or leave it 2.5 milliOn a year. 2 million a year plus 500k to pay your staff. Oh Howard plus you gotta blow me:

Howard: thank you getting my knee pa:ds now. Can we keep figure out of the press. If Beth knows how little I am getting she will leave me.

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They will slash his price and he will take an Oprah deal. All Best Of, Wrap Up Show goes like 3hrs, and once or twice a month Howard will do an original show that is mostly taped celeb interviews.

...nobody is listening to him anyway. the only thing he tries to do with his show anymore is get it mentioned on extra or entertainment tonight to make it look as if something big is going on over at thss. thats it, he tries to get a guest to say something outlandish even if its taken out of context to get a mention anywhere. if beth is leaning on howard to make her famous shes barking up the wrong beanpole. she would have been better off fist fucking ryan seacrest.

...nobody is listening to him anyway. the only thing he tries to do with his show anymore is get it mentioned on extra or entertainment tonight to make it look as if something big is going on over at thss. thats it, he tries to get a guest to say something outlandish even if its taken out of context to get a mention anywhere. if beth is leaning on howard to make her famous shes barking up the wrong beanpole. she would have been better off fist fucking ryan seacrest.

He lives inside a bubble where everyone around him kisses his ass like there's no tomorrow.

In his own mind he probably thinks he's worth billions.

Reality check, Howard you gave up 18 million REAL listeners when you left FM. You took the money instead. What you've done to your fans is completely out of line. It's the old bait and switch. You got everyone excited about this new medium and having completely uncensored show. And what did we actually get, a PC version of yourself that actually has the balls to edit your old tapes - deleting everything that's even remotely controversial.

Howard deserves nothing. Howard IS absolutely nothing. The only thing he deserves is to have hi ex fans shit on his fucking head.

Howard, you say you piss on your fans.... we're going to one up you and shit on yours.

Now fuck off asshole. There's absolutely nothing funny about you anymore. You've become a textbook example of a loser with delusionals of grandeur.

Howard: look guys I am a cultural icon with varied worldwide media influence. I have 23 million listeners. I made the Hollywood Blockbuster Private Parts. I have a lot of huge offers from major studios.
Sirius Management: you are not lying to and pissing on you listeners here Howard we don't buy any of that bullshit. You lost your job on agt because you are ratings poison. Take it or leave it 2.5 milliOn a year. 2 million a year plus 500k to pay your staff. Oh Howard plus you gotta blow me:

Howard: thank you getting my knee pa:ds now. Can we keep figure out of the press. If Beth knows how little I am getting she will leave me.

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You're forgetting one thing. Wiggy sued SiriusXm literally 3 months after signing his last contract. Honestly...If you were Siriusxm, would you re-sign him?

Howard: look guys I am a cultural icon with varied worldwide media influence. I have 23 million listeners. I made the Hollywood Blockbuster Private Parts. I have a lot of huge offers from major studios.
Sirius Management: you are not lying to and pissing on you listeners here Howard we don't buy any of that bullshit. You lost your job on agt because you are ratings poison. Take it or leave it 2.5 milliOn a year. 2 million a year plus 500k to pay your staff. Oh Howard plus you gotta blow me:

Howard: thank you getting my knee pa:ds now. Can we keep figure out of the press. If Beth knows how little I am getting she will leave me.

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Stop making threads man. Not every single though about Howard, the wigged homo that he is, needs its own thread.

He'll retire and do the occasional special. I think SiriusXM will pay him for re airs of old shows and cut it to one channel. That way they get to keep whatever "cache" his name carries and he doesn't have to work but still gets paid. Everybody wins...

He'll retire and do the occasional special. I think SiriusXM will pay him for re airs of old shows and cut it to one channel. That way they get to keep whatever "cache" his name carries and he doesn't have to work but still gets paid. Everybody wins...

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One thing Howard will never do is retire. He cannot be out of the spotlight. He definitely a guy who will stay way too late at the party when it comes to his career. Which is ironic since at real life parties he is in the driveway around 8:30 yelling "Beth! Beth!" to get her to leave the party so they can go home.