Lonely Senator Has No Friends Left Because They’re All Running for President

Utah Senator Mike Lee is in quite a bind. His three best friends are all running for president, and he has no idea whom to vote for! “Pretty soon I’ll be the only Republican senator not running for president,” Lee told Fox and Friends. “But it — especially with these three, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, and Marco Rubio, they’re all perhaps my closest friends in the U.S. Senate.” If high school has taught us anything when it comes to friendships, go with the person who’s most likely to hook you up with the homecoming queen. In this case, you might just want to pick a new bestfriend.