I’m kind of a New Year’s Eve hater too. Maybe it’s because I killed off way too many brain cells celebrating in my youth, or maybe it’s because I resent having to face all of my shortcomings on that one day and make a “resolution” list to correct them all. I think I’d rather work on that stuff all year round and not have them all in my face at once. Did that make any sense? December 30, 2011

Stevefromlongisland might be the biggest herb in the whole world. Guy you are an absolute clown shoe. Spygate? Are you fucking shitting me? The only asterisk that should be on anyone’s record is the Giants’ hail mary to some asshole who caught a ball with his helmet. You know who that dude was? Yea, neither do I because he’s playing pop warner somewhere now. Get lost your fuckin dweeb.