Welcome! I’ve been collecting the funny things my daughter says for years not and finally decided to post them in one central location. Eventually I will run out as she’s only got so much funny in her.

Out of nowhere my 8 year old started lecturing me about how I could be more popular – I’ve never said anything about being dissatisfied with my social life. She recommended that I post on Facebook more.

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A Sarcastic Coloring Book
Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book!
MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my ... Continue >>