From Bobbitt to Hamm: The 11 Most Famous Penises in History

Throughout the ages, there have been small steps for mankind—and giant leaps for their penises. This week John Bobbitt revealed that 20 years after he was de-dicked by wife Lorena, his penis was still poppin.' John, we're gonna let you finish, but these are the top 11 most famous penises OF ALL TIME.

One of the most prolific porn stars of all time, this well-hung gent supposedly measured in at 13.5 inches, according to his manager. His wife, however, claimed his penis was actually only 10 inches. Details, details.

While most men would love to have a renowned rod, the Mad Men actor (and LOVE OF OUR LIVES) isn't cool with us ogling his sizable joystick and has requested that he's only photographed from the waist up. Might we then suggest he start wearing underwear? Or don't. Actually please don't.

At nine inches flaccid (and over 13 inches hard) this guy's got the world's largest penis, unofficially. After TSA once mistook his dick for a weapon, and HBO made a documentary about the dude, Johan released a notable music video about his member called "It's Too Big." Indeed the outline through these neon bike shorts looks like a jumbo log of salami... and we're officially scared.

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