trys to help it knock a tree down and gets crushed. still alive. gets up slips and falls into a river. still alive and falling further and further down. hits the bottom. still alive sees a megaladon and waves, gets eaten. still alive. haveing a party with other inhabitants of the sharks stomach. the electric guitars short out and the wires leading to the amps catchfire. gets shocked. still alive. 2 days later shoots myself in the face. still alive but also dead, i've been a vampire this entire time.

uses sex toy on hot celebrty and gets sued. spends 28b years in jail and gets released. realizes that wife left me i jump off a cliff and land on jello. make friends with a newly found jello tribe and they make me immortal. god desinagrates me.

(I know the first three dont tell you what it is but so what ya gunna spamy website lol

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I know it doesn't look like much but it typed this all out on iPod touch