Tuesday, August 8, 2017

PETA Says Cheese Is The "Most Sexist Thing You Can Eat"

PETA is cheesed off! Again. What has People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals so upset this time, you may ask? The illustrious Norfolk,
VA.-based organization is gobsmacked that people are still consuming…cheese.
The radical animal-rights entity recently wrote a blog post stating that cheese
is the “most sexist thing you can eat” because it’s the “product of
imprisonment, rape, reproductive control, kidnapping, and abuse.”

Who
says leftists have no sense of humor?

The
vehement and vociferous Veganites want to stop this exploitation
(sexploitation?) of female cows now: “Contrary to
popular belief, female cows produce milk only when they’re pregnant or nursing.
They make milk for the same reason that human women do: to feed their babies.
Cows who are imprisoned on dairy farms are forcibly impregnated through
artificial insemination again and again on rape racks,” the blog post stated.
Rape racks?

“Tiffany, put down your milk glass and slowly
back away from the table! Heather, drop your grilled cheese sandwich this
instant! Do you girls want to aid and abet the rape of females?”

PETA milks this subject for all it’s worth. The blog
post ends with an impassioned plea for everyone to see the light and become
vegans: “Help end violence, reproductive control, and rape of females of animal
species who desperately need us to speak up for them. Try delicious plant-based
milk, vegan cheese, and dairy-free yogurt. Mothers, and all females, deserve
better.” All females? And who’ll stop the plant-rape?
Are they not delicate yet important members of our ecosystem, selflessly giving
off life-enabling oxygen?

PETA
doesn’t care about flora, but wants everybody to cut-the-cheese…from their
diets. We don’t want PETA to have a cow, do we? So, let’s all make “Big Cheese”
cry over spilt milk, and eliminate dairy farms.

PETA intends to end all meat, seafood, and dairy consumption, fur and leather use,
trapping, factory farming, bull fighting, and rodeos. It has already put an end
to the iconic Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus. And that’s for starters. It wants to put all pet shops
out of business, or at least those that sell…pets. It wants a total ban on the
medical testing of animals. And it seeks to ban fishing and hunting. And
zoos…and on and on…until the cows come home. To hell with jobs and the economy.

The organization, much like Planned
Parenthood, thinks of itself as a bit of a sacred cow. It also, apparently,
thinks cows, unlike babies, are sacred. (I guarantee you that most members of
PETA are “pro-choice.” It is also likely that most of the folks running PP are
“pro-PETA”). Also like Planned
Parenthood, it certainly is a cash cow,
receiving nearly $66 million in donations in 2016.

Perhaps that’s why PETA leapt at the chance
to pay for one of India’s (speaking of sacred cows) most prominent LGBT
activist’s vegan lunch with a
longed-for prospective husband. Sure, Harish Iyer could pay for the romantic
tête-à-tête himself…but why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Daily Trivia Quiz Answer

Today's Answer: Andrew Jackson. ("Poll" got so worked up before the service he apparently had to be removed from the premises, as he was cussing long and loud).

Q) What words appear on the front of the penny, nickel, dime and quarter, alongside the likeness of presidents?

A) "Liberty" and "In God We Trust"

An Ode To Life

Appreciate all you have, as it- and you- will soon be gone. Leave no heartfelt words unspoken, no sweet gesture incomplete, no act of love undone. Love your spouse with passion and abandon, your kids with patience and understanding but also a firm guidance. Love also the truth, no matter how hard. If pursued by enough people with enough courage, it really will set us free.

And don't forget, we didn't ask to be born. We didn't create ourselves. We are not gods. There is a higher power.

Fireworks of the Mind

Write It Up

Whence Shall Come Another?

True Then, True Now

"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."- Winston Churchill

Time Well Wasted

The power lies within your hands To do with what you may But the hourglass is filled with sands Of endless yesterdays