Wrote this a long time ago. Too short for an article:
Perverted - Hentai in Japanese. But the word pervert means
deviation from normal or accepted. So, how can all guys be
perverts?

Did you ever notice that the sex scene in the movie is generally
at about the same realative place as the guitar solo in a song?

2011-02-08 Granola Nazi
I've recently become aware of Granola Nazis. I don't think I've coined the
phrase as a brief look online shows some others using it. I was searching for
something I observed in real life and online. To me the essence of the whole
Nazi thing is someone who is completely immersed in the concept of getting up
into someone else's business. It's also someone who has the fanatical belief
they have found "THE WAY". In short it's someone who knows what is wrong with
someone else and is rather aggressive in announcing that bit of information or
even attempting to force them to comply. Too me a lot of it has to do with the
whole Glazing Over of the Eyes phenomenon.

Within the Renaissance Fair community there is something called a "Costume Nazi".
This is a person who takes it upon themselves to police the flaws of clothing that
other Ren Fair participants wear. Some of these even have an official position of
of authority doing such a task.

The Granola Nazis are a people who's every bit of food are carefully scrutinized
to the point of obsession. But this obsession does not end with their food, it
simply does not end. Whatever diet they follow is "THE RIGHT WAY" and whatever
someone else is doing might as well be eating out of a trough. These people
preach at you with little or no provocation working their way into conversations
that really are none of their business.

I've encountered their rage when I tell them it's not their business and I really
don't want their advice (can it even be called advice? advice is kind not mean). On one
such occasion I pointed out that it was rude for someone to insert themselves into a conversation
that they were not invited to. This met with anger and more preaching. I then
said that the person must have a strong desire to be heard and to please keep
their personal issues to themselves. More anger. Finally I just said to go away.
They finally did.