Politico is reporting that seeing
Sean Spicer depicted by a thunderous Melissa McCarthy bothered the
president so much, particularly because he “doesn’t like his people to
look weak.” Spicer himself said that he thought McCarthy “could dial back” the impression. The impression clearly bothered them both.

As a result, people have been excitedly starting to call for more women
to play the men in Trump’s administration, hoping to further injure the
president’s always sensitive ego, and maybe cause some behind-the-scenes
drama.

It’s time for “SNL” to throw the entire administration
into a gigantic hissy fit by having women play them all.

To help out the people over
at “SNL,” we decided to do a bit of the casting work for them, just so
they can think about it. Look, “SNL” can do what it wants. But if what
it wants is to create an existential crisis at the White House, it
should do this.

Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer

We already know this one is perfectNo need to explain why.

Rosie O’Donnell as Steve Bannon

Two things to ask yourself
about these impressions: First, will the impression be funny? And
second, will it irk the president and the people below him?

In the case
of Rosie O’Donnell playing President
Steve Bannon, the answer on both counts is clearly yes.

It’s not hard
to imagine Bannon throwing a whiskey against the wall of a dark room
while watching Rosie impersonate him.

Rachel Dratch as Reince Priebus

Have Rachel Dratch pull off a
Debbie Downer-like character while impersonating White House Chief of
Staff Reince Preibus. You already know that’s how things are going down
between him and Bannon these days anyway.

Kristen Wiig as Jared Kushner

This one just works. If you don’t get it, then I don’t know what to tell you, you unimaginative sack of garbage.

Janeane Garofalo as Steven Mnuchin

Janeane Garofalo’s first run at “SNL” didn’t go well
at all. But a lot has changed on the show since the mid-1990s, and if
there were ever a reason to bury the hatchet, this is it. Garofalo would
make a hilarious Goldman-Sachs banker-turned-treasury-secretary. I also
promise you that was the first time the words “hilarious Goldman-Sachs
banker-turned-treasury-secretary” have ever been written.

Betty White as Jeff Sessions

Because if we can get Jeff Sessions to hate Betty White, we can prove he hates everything.

Ellen DeGeneres as Mike Pence

Vice President Mike Pence
likes to play it cool. So it’s going to take something big, like Ellen
DeGeneres agreeing to join “SNL,” to really ruffle the feathers of the
anti-LGBT former Indiana governor.