Search continues for Megan Fox's thumb double

Apparently Megan Fox, the famously beautiful but questionably talented actress seen in Transformers and Jennifer's Body, has freakish toe-thumbs. This is not breaking news. It was covered in 2009. By grown-ups who get paid money to write about things that humans read.

But now, in light of the starlet's Super Bowl commercial for Motorola, the same grown adults are "exposing" the "shocking" "truth" about Ms. Fox having a thumb double (in said commercial).

Close-up shots of the phone reveal the hands of a hand model with normal human hand thumbs.

I mean, like, that's a thing that we should all care about, right? This is super healthy that we're a culture that cares about this. People should definitely have conversations like this all the time:

Person A: Megan Fox, man.

Person B: Yeah, dude. You see Transformers? I mean, wow, right?

Person A: Toe thumbs, dude.

Person B: Yuck.

We definitely should also have reporters consulting doctors at fancy hospitals about this:

"In Megan Fox's case, it appears that only the last bone of the thumb is affected and that it does not involve the joint,” says Dr. Richard Kim, director of congenital hand surgery at Hackensack Medical Center. "For her, it looks like it's just a cosmetic deficit.” (via NYDN)

I'm sure we'll have more on this once the hand-double comes forward. (Not really.)