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Whereas most graffiti artists use spraypaint on buildings, those intent on vandalising other human beings typically use hot, metal objects. People very rairly actually brand other people, preferring to do it to Cows, because it is easier to do so without being noticed. However, it is possible to brand another person, it is just extremely difficult. The procedure was outlined as follows in a popular magazine for criminals:

Step One: sneak up behind a person with your red hot object, preferably a Subway.
Step Two: look for any exposed skin to leave your mark on
Step Three: press the burning rod against their skin momentarily
Step Four: when the person whirls around, screaming in agony, say "Wow! That was one gigantic bee!"

The use of the physical techniques of human branding on livestock, either with consent as a form of cosmetic body modification; or under coercion, as a punishment or as a way of imposing marriage rights over a pig or other animal lover.

The act of giving something a special name so that people will realise they actually want it, when previously they thought they did not. A brand is a collection of images and ideas that make you believe you will be more sexuallyattractive. Brand recognition and other reactions are created by reapeatedly beating children with the specific product or service. A brand is a symbolic embodiment of all the information a company, product or service wants to convince people it embodies. A brand often includes an explicit picture, word, cymbal or irritating jingle which may be developed to represent lack of values, ideas, and even personality.

“I am irresistible, I say, as I put on my designer fragrance. I am a merchant banker, I say, as I climb out of my BMW. I am a juvenile lout, I say, as I pour an extra strong lager, I am handsome, I say, as I put on my Levi jeans.”

“I get through anywhere from two to three packs a day. It's disgusting. It's awful. But I love it! Ooh I love it. If there could be an alcoholic word for smoking then that would be me. I'm a smokaholic. Definitely. Marlboros. That's my brand. It's such a great consistent taste. I love everything about smoking. I love the it cures my oral fixations. I love that it's something to do, it's somthing in my hand. I like the smell of it, the taste of it, I love smoking! I love the first one in the morning, I love the last one before I go to bed and every one in between. If I could I would smoke and eat at the same time. Whether it's obsessions or fixations, this is definitely one of mine. But if it's a fault, then it's one I take pride in.
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In the world of branding the comsumer is King, while the brand is Cardinal Richelieu subtlety whispering lies into his ear, in order to control him and gain ever more power.

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True, This!
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the brand is mightier than the sword. Behold the arch-enchanters wand! itself a nothing! But taking sorcery from the master-hand to paralyse the Cæsars, and to strike the loud earth breathless! Take away the sword states can be saved without it!”