12. Literally everyone today.

11. Spoiler alert: by “favorite” she means “the one that makes me want to set the world on fire.”

my favorite movie trope is when hot girl is… surprisingly beer drinking? when she’s girl but eat burger? when she lipstick but also talk football? when she grew up with four brothers but also… has blonde hair???

3. The rarest of the rare – an actual fun fact!

2. If you count the cost of alcohol and the inevitable bacterial infection you’re about to get, I’m not sure which is cheaper.

Therapy but instead of an office with a trained therapist it’s a public bathroom with 3+ drunk girls who tell you your outfit is amazing and you deserve better than what’s going on in your life and you all hug and never see each other ever again