Do I have to set my hat on fire?

I released a movie last year, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, that told exactly how Trump and his billionaire buddies were going to steal the election.

DID ANYONE LISTEN? YOU did — but the Dummycrats and the pin-head media already bought their party dress for Hillary’s inauguration.

So I’m trying again:

Today, this moment, I’m releasing the new Trump-Stole-It update of our hit film. DOWNLOAD IT HERE NOW

I was going to sub-title it: “This time, pay attention!” But instead, the new subtitle is: The Case of the Stolen Election.

It will be released commercially next year. But you can get it right now — here, and only here, for a tax-deductible donation to the Palast Investigative Fund.

Warning: If you get “Best Democracy” on Amazon or iTunes, you’re getting the OLD version.

The NEW edition tells you exactly how Trump pulled off the heist. Follow me as I hunt for 75,355 missing ballots in the snows of Michigan. And as I find the voters from Ohio to Arizona who were shafted out of their vote. Voters of color — Hispanic, Asian-American, Black — and all “Blue.”

Get the download of the feature length film right now, right here; or donate for the DVD which comes off the presses in one week — which I’ll sign and personalize for you. Note: Donate for the new DVD and you also get a download link today. Did you already get the old DVD for a donation to the Palast Fund? If so, you’ll get the new film’s download link automatically at no charge.

We sure could use the donation: Right now, the ACLU, Brennan Center for Justice, League of Women Voters, Indivisible and NAACP have launched lawsuits and legislation based directly on the findings of our film and my Rolling Stone reports. I remain the only journalist with the actual Crosscheck purge lists, the millions of voters secretly targeted by Trump’s Vote-Thief-in-Chief Kris Kobach. We need to get our hands on new evidence for the legal teams.

But that’s not enough. We need to keep digging. Can you help us? Help us before they shoplift the 2018 and 2020 elections.

The new edition of our film retains the best stuff of the old version: The jump at the Hampton’s dinner of Steve Mnuchin’s billionaire partner, “JP The Foreclosure King,” Willie Nelson as a stoner musician (he plays the part remarkably well), Rosario Dawson, Law & Order detectives Ice-T and Richard Belzer — and Shailene Woodley who takes me back to Sun Valley, California, where I grew up with my school chum, Steve Paddock. Yes, THAT Paddock.

Does our work matter? Right now, the Governorship of Virginia is in the balance — and Kobach had the state remove 79,000 voters — a list with a whole lot of Black names. That could be the election — or the Congress in 2018, or the re-election of Agent Orange in 2020. This isn’t about Republicans and Democrats, it’s about the return of Jim Crow as Dr. James Crow, database magician.

And if you can make a donation of $500 or $1,000, we can list you as a Producer (or Co-Producer) of the special Activist Version of the film commissioned by the Reverend Jesse Jackson for showing in 1,000 churches. (It’s also scheduled for showing at 67 colleges and at 13 training sessions of the ACLU).

Most important, share this note, get the film, download it now, or get the DVD (which includes an instant download link), and watch it with people prepared to laugh, to cry, to get angry enough to stand up and make America great again — because what made us great is The Vote.

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The vampire ain’t dead till there’s a stake through his heart. We are hugely proud of what we’ve accomplished, but we’ve got miles to go before we can rest. Help us #StopCrossCheck and #StopTheSteal by making a tax-deductible donation: https://t.co/e289Wh8vvZ

Yes, we are beating back #Crosscheck. But winning some battles is not winning the war. As my co-plaintiff @RevJJackson says, “Don’t stop marching, don’t stop fighting.” https://t.co/TZ6oRbLl0V #StopTheSteal