is boringis an Octopus with six legsplays the clarinet (quite badly)oinks when he laughsdances (quite badly)hates everything funis easily annoyedis not afraid to say 'no'paints (quite badly)hates SpongeBob and Patrick

So, um...yahh. You get the point.

Here's some examples:

THE MONKEY MAN: Squidward, can we play 'unicorns'?

SKOTTIK THE HEDGEHOG: No.Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.