This Doctor Wrote the Perfect Response to a Job that Requires Doctors' Notes for Sick Days

It always sucks when you feel like shit and all you have is the common cold, but all of your bosses think you’re just trying to get out of writing up your weekly report. So then you make the annoying trek to the doctor just for them to confirm that you’re probably just sick, and it’ll go away in a week or two. This doctor knows what’s up though, and basically told this dude’s bosses to screw off.
We need the number of this doctor, ASAP.