Think Atheist2017-09-26T21:57:46ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCoxhttp://api.ning.com/files/ivj69U0teRSZImAEhCZVBLYq1VEDHyyiU5BhgYxbQ28*NP-4Y4hUojBdTbZzFSc36jbgHcZuRO5cqZeLGLNW8nSsBzLMzTlt/badgetacard.jpg?width=48&height=48&crop=1%3A1http://www.thinkatheist.com/group/atheisthumor/forum/topic/listForContributor?user=3th0v8ra38nx1&feed=yes&xn_auth=noFirst Miracletag:www.thinkatheist.com,2014-12-06:1982180:Topic:15044422014-12-06T08:18:06.485ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
<p>Anyone thinking of miracles? just read this, think about it too!</p>
<p>According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc<br/>And this dude managed to find 12 buddies called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon .... who all drank wine !!!</p>
<p>That's what I call a miracle!</p>
<p>Anyone thinking of miracles? just read this, think about it too!</p>
<p>According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc<br/>And this dude managed to find 12 buddies called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon .... who all drank wine !!!</p>
<p>That's what I call a miracle!</p> Sometimes the humor takes care of itself.tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2013-07-03:1982180:Topic:13466942013-07-03T02:14:55.445ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
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<p>Anyone interested? - mainly European but opportunities for plenty of travel...<a href="http://api.ning.com:80/files/e86-46o09AwJ3x6jUC5ro-rg-ryC2xd-HW8-gYgVkEYNjbEVymJ25WVqQlTkgxB24TymV0XphTntCbqXqufDwZsAEt4yFtSY/JobAd.png" target="_self"><img src="http://api.ning.com:80/files/e86-46o09AwJ3x6jUC5ro-rg-ryC2xd-HW8-gYgVkEYNjbEVymJ25WVqQlTkgxB24TymV0XphTntCbqXqufDwZsAEt4yFtSY/JobAd.png?width=750" width="750" class="align-full"/></a></p>
<p>Anyone interested? - mainly European but opportunities for plenty of travel...<a href="http://api.ning.com:80/files/e86-46o09AwJ3x6jUC5ro-rg-ryC2xd-HW8-gYgVkEYNjbEVymJ25WVqQlTkgxB24TymV0XphTntCbqXqufDwZsAEt4yFtSY/JobAd.png" target="_self"><img src="http://api.ning.com:80/files/e86-46o09AwJ3x6jUC5ro-rg-ryC2xd-HW8-gYgVkEYNjbEVymJ25WVqQlTkgxB24TymV0XphTntCbqXqufDwZsAEt4yFtSY/JobAd.png?width=750" width="750" class="align-full"/></a></p> UK gets serious about fixing unemploymenttag:www.thinkatheist.com,2013-02-01:1982180:Topic:12548602013-02-01T18:23:39.883ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
<p>Dear Sirs,</p>
<p>Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Parliament has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.</p>
<p>This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).<br></br>Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).</p>
<p>Persons who have…</p>
<p>Dear Sirs,</p>
<p>Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Parliament has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.</p>
<p>This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).<br/>Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).</p>
<p>Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).</p>
<p>A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Parliament deems appropriate.</p>
<p>Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents &amp; Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).</p>
<p>Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Parliament.</p>
<p>Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.</p>
<p>Parliament has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.</p>
<p>Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)</p>
<p>PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off</p> CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEOtag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-12-31:1982180:Topic:12416542012-12-31T18:10:01.478ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
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<p>The white swallow at the top of the window was a nice touch.</p>
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<p>The white swallow at the top of the window was a nice touch.</p>
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<p>I came across this <a href="http://www.news.com.au/technology/trolls-target-popes-twitter-account-just-hours-after-pontiff-signs-up/story-e6frfro0-1226529542017" target="_blank">news article</a> and thought there's got to be some of us who are involved in this.</p>
<p>Shame on you!</p>
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<p>I came across this <a href="http://www.news.com.au/technology/trolls-target-popes-twitter-account-just-hours-after-pontiff-signs-up/story-e6frfro0-1226529542017" target="_blank">news article</a> and thought there's got to be some of us who are involved in this.</p>
<p>Shame on you!</p>
<p>LOL</p> Joke: the moth-man and the priesttag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-10-28:1982180:Topic:11995982012-10-28T08:35:46.723ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
<p>A man runs into a church one night, and stops beside a priest who is praying alone. </p>
<p>"Father!" cries the man, flapping his arms like mad, "Father, please! You gotta help me! I have this crazy idea that I'm a moth!"</p>
<p>"I'd like to help," says the cleric, agape, "but you need a psychiatrist, not a priest."</p>
<p>"Yeah," sighs the man, "I know!"</p>
<p>"Well," says the priest, looking perplexed, "why did you come in here then?"</p>
<p>"Oh, father," the man moans, "The lights are…</p>
<p>A man runs into a church one night, and stops beside a priest who is praying alone. </p>
<p>"Father!" cries the man, flapping his arms like mad, "Father, please! You gotta help me! I have this crazy idea that I'm a moth!"</p>
<p>"I'd like to help," says the cleric, agape, "but you need a psychiatrist, not a priest."</p>
<p>"Yeah," sighs the man, "I know!"</p>
<p>"Well," says the priest, looking perplexed, "why did you come in here then?"</p>
<p>"Oh, father," the man moans, "The lights are on!"</p> Joke - Priest late for an appointmenttag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-10-27:1982180:Topic:11988702012-10-27T07:29:32.401ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
<p>A Catholic priest arrives late for an appointment in lower Manhattan. He drives around the block a dozen times but can't find a parking space. He raises his eyes and begins to pray.</p>
<p>"Lord Jesus," he whispers, "please let me find a parking space in time. If you do, I'll spend the rest of the day on my knees, singing praises to your holy name."</p>
<p>Instantly, a car pulls out of a parking space directly in front of him, right beside his destination.</p>
<p>The priest parks in the…</p>
<p>A Catholic priest arrives late for an appointment in lower Manhattan. He drives around the block a dozen times but can't find a parking space. He raises his eyes and begins to pray.</p>
<p>"Lord Jesus," he whispers, "please let me find a parking space in time. If you do, I'll spend the rest of the day on my knees, singing praises to your holy name."</p>
<p>Instantly, a car pulls out of a parking space directly in front of him, right beside his destination.</p>
<p>The priest parks in the space, and raises his eyes with a grin.</p>
<p>"Never mind, Lord," he says, "I found one myself."</p> IDAHO'S WAR ON WOMEN - COMING TO A STATE NEAR YOU !!!tag:www.thinkatheist.com,2012-10-18:1982180:Topic:11954392012-10-18T18:15:03.143ZJames Coxhttp://www.thinkatheist.com/profile/JamesCox
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