Then again, this could just be a coincidence after all. (Despite earlier reports to the contrary, we do not have ESPN.) Either way, we kinda need them to confirm ASAP, because we were holding out for Drake to get with us in Coco Chanel’s apartment, sans screaming pile of kids.

Still, we’re delusional woman enough to let Rih have his heart, if that’s the case. Wait, you don’t think we’ve just been projecting our own terminal isolation onto them this whole time, do you?