A Year in Fife Park by Quinn Wilde

Quinn Wilde spends a formative 12 months learning on the collage of St. Andrews, Scotland, and dwelling in Fife Park, the most affordable scholar place of abode within the united kingdom. alongside the way in which, there are errors and pretend pas, damages and destruction, passions and revelations, longing and belonging, love, secret, tragedy, admire, and only a tiny bit of intercourse.

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