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Instead of whining
and being bitter bout v day and not having a date, I’ll just find a reason, or
make it an excuse, to be happy being single and loveless.

Since y’all know
that I live in a material world, coz I am a material boy, this one is a
no-brainer.

If I don’t have a
date, I won’t have to buy flowers, a present and pay for an expensive dinner. That’s
a big savings! Instead of spending it to a silly girl who’ll leave you eventually
anyway, coz she’d find out what an arse you are, just buy yourself a shirt, a
watch, a new pair of shoes, or whatever. Unlike girls, these things will never
leave, they’ll be there for you through thick and thin, in sickness and in
health, for richer or poorer.