"Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows."

"So who's in this Pentavirate?"

"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Matt Cooke before he went tits up. Oh, I hated Matt Cooke with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, I'm gonna cut your achilles! Ohhhhh!""

Melnyk believes that Alexi Yashin invented a car that runs on water and that the oil companies hired an agent to erase the plans from his memory. The agent also erased most of his hockey playing skills. Thies agent's name....... Matt Cooke.

westside wrote:"Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows."

"So who's in this Pentavirate?"

"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Matt Cooke before he went tits up. Oh, I hated Matt Cooke with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, I'm gonna cut your achilles! Ohhhhh!""

The Matt Cooke incident was a False Flag attack. Melnyk is heavily invested in hockey subsocks and by forcing the league to make them mandatory would make him a fortune. This would allow for him to become an Illuminati, eventually take over the NHL and win a championship. He knows this is the only way to hoist the cup because otherwise his team isn't good enough.

Melnyk believes that Malkin and he are somehow related because they both have last names with a M, L, K, and N in them. He is sending money to a research firm he found listed in UFO Today to investigate.

westside wrote:"Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows."

"So who's in this Pentavirate?"

"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Matt Cooke before he went tits up. Oh, I hated Matt Cooke with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, I'm gonna cut your achilles! Ohhhhh!""

westside wrote:"Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows."

"So who's in this Pentavirate?"

"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Matt Cooke before he went tits up. Oh, I hated Matt Cooke with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, I'm gonna cut your achilles! Ohhhhh!""

Melnyk still can't believe his adopted son is John Tortorella. He giggles about it at family reunions while he and John toast their hatred toward "one of the most arrogant organizations in the league."