My utopia lacks a Noisbridge board. To that end, I fully support [[Policy Wonks | adapting our by-laws]] to remove the board. Until that lofty goal is reached, the board should avoid even the appearance of interference in Noisebridge's affairs.

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If elected to the board, I pledge:

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* to resist the dark-side's tempting urge to use my mighty and awesome board-powers;

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* to cease working on matters of Noisebridge management, including the [[Policy Wonks]] (for the duration of my time on the board);

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* to relinquish my ability to block consensus (for the duration of my time on the board);

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* neither to moderate, nor to scribe for a Noisebridge meeting (for the duration of my time on the board);

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* never again to accept nomination for, nor to serve on Noisebride's board;

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* nor to hold any officer position at Noisebridge (for the duration of my time on the board); and

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* to execute the consensus of Noisebridge without let or hindrance as a board member.

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I hope that any candidate for election to the board takes a similar pledge.

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Let me be clear: I do not want to be elected to the board. I would much rather work on improving Noisebridge by Doing Things. However, I think that the board should not Do Things, because '''danger Will Robinson'''.

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I solemnly swear that I am not now nor have I ever been a machine intelligence.