I also think there needs to be an intro definition manual. Especially as there should be a phrase for voice intros, example tracks include:
Pendulum – Blood Sugar
Metrik- What’s Out There
Prototypes - Pale Blue dot
Black Sun Empire – Monologue

To create this bass you must perfectly balance the following elements: unbridled energy, an ounce of disgusting grim, and a screwface that summons the power of a thousand lemons. Once combined you will find yourself in Zen mode: controlling a tornado from the very eye of the storm.

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this cannot be a genuine sentence. whole article has to be tongue in cheek, surely?