A poorly built stinky hunk of rock candy

I would personally never buy this again, or recommend it to someone to buy. If you can get past the room-filling smell, you'll be stuck with a big sharp rock. If the material doesn't bother you, you'll have batteries accidentally falling out during use. Vaginal users, especially with a partner assisting, might have better luck than me, but Ole' Cherry ain't going near my rear again.

Good reviews so thought I'd give this a try (male here, for what it's worth). Was very disappointed.

First of all the material, in my opinion, is moronic for something this size. Was expecting something quite similar to jelly, but this stuff is extremely stiff; I'd say stiffer even than the PVC in Rambone. Its surface is totally slick, making it very difficult to apply the amount of lube needed to get this big boy in. There are some veins to it though, but again, for me it's to stiff to feel good. Testicles are one thing that nobody seems to be able to master with dildos, but dear God these things are horrific with material so stiff. There is very little bend at all to this guy. Also, the smell is terrible, stronger than anything I've bought so far, and I've had some big suckers like the Rambone and Kevin Dean. While its an overwhelming stench I suppose its fake cherry essence is slightly more appealing than the plain rubber type. The only plus side of this stuff is it cleans pretty easily, especially compared to other monsters this size which are pretty much all skin-like or jelly.

The material ruins the size aspect of this for me, but if you like 'em super stiff, you'll be pleased. Nice thick slightly curved shaft, and a behemoth of a head. It should be noted that on the underside along the length of the shaft it's not flat/rounded like most dildos, but is sort of angled outward, and while it's not going to draw blood by any means it does feel 'sharp' to me, not pleasant. I can't imagine this aspect would be any more pleasant for a vagina either.

The vibrations are pretty strong on this puppy. Nice to see a big boy like this that actually has two motors in it. The stiffness of this material I think helps to conduct the vibrations very well, from tip to base. No special functions here unfortunately; really would have had good potential here.

Material preference is subjective, but the ultimate killer for me on this is with the battery cap and vibration dial. The cap is ridiculously easy to simply screw a tiny bit too tight then pop right off. Happened at least once every time I used it. Not fun when you're buried to the hilt, hands covered in lube, attempting to put batteries back in place. The dial also is not very easy to turn on/off if your hands are at all slick (not a big enough dial/deep enough grit for a good grip).

Other than that, I will say it bothers me that this guy isn't waterproof. Non-waterproof vibrators seem pretty stupid to me, but trying to carefully wash something this big in your sink without soaking the battery housing is irritating. I suppose if I were using this for vaginal instead of anal I wouldn't be quite as paranoid about germs, but I really like to scrub things well and always end up with lube all over the battery housing and vibe dial.

Experience

Got this to use as a vibration-capable stepping stone to Kevin Dean's monster meat. Served its purpose, and after a half dozen uses where I was constantly cursing the batteries coming out (not to mention the difficulty properly lubing it), I was happily able to toss it in the trash.

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Good review. Sorry to hear it didn't work for you. Something about this toy just screams "cheaply made" to me. I don't think the cherry scent would help either.

08/27/2011

Antipova

Thanks for the review---you really sound like you know what you're talking about. I've never tried this material, and I don't think I ever will.

08/27/2011

Samadhi

Having no other crystalesscences I can't say if this is the standard for the material (I know other types have some variance), but....it def is not 'plush' or 'maleable' as the official notes describe it as. Can bend the shaft just slightly but no real give to it at all. Epic fail!

08/27/2011

Kkay

The batteries sound like a definite no-go to me. It's good to see a review on a scented dildo- there was some discussion on them in the forums and I was surprised to realize that they exist, but from your review it'd definitely not work for someone like me.

08/27/2011

Mistress Jezebel

Thanks for the review.

10/28/2011

Sublime

11/28/2011

jeangel246

Thanks for the review

12/01/2011

GONE!

Thanks for the awesome review!

02/03/2012

sixfootsexxx

Thanks for the review!

02/22/2012

Marcianpro

Awesome!

03/23/2012

MistressDandelion

Thanks a lot for the warning. I definately don't want to buy something like this...

06/17/2012

Tbanda

Thanks!

07/19/2012

glitterbombs

Sounds pretty crappy, thanks for the honest and personal review!

07/22/2012

Puck

Too big for me but helpful advice on the material. Thanks

10/02/2012

SassySam

thank you for the review, i dont know what they were thinking when they made this