You get reassigned to your perfect project, but while working on it you report to a complete homophobic jack!@$, who mocks you, constantly insults you and cuts you off when you try to speak or make a point.

I wish for Mario Lopez too. He doesn't have to be gay. He can be confused, bi-curious, or straight just looking to get his rocks off...whatever!

But you ARE sleeping. This is all a dream you can not wake up from, because you are actually in hyper-sleep, and all of this day to day you have been plodding through is a part of your endless sleep cycle.