tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45653901118443862682016-09-08T00:35:52.919-04:00A Smut-Filled TomeCelebrity News, Analysis and Other Stuff that Matters. Really.Carly Dawn Kickslawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-73394249241426726882008-12-16T08:05:00.040-05:002008-12-17T12:56:41.307-05:00Madonna Slip and Fall!Still stinging due to a recent separation from her money, things just got worse for Vadge.Performing in Rio Sunday, she did embarrassingly sad, tired sexy nasty stuff to a guitar. Then she tumbled for ya on the slippery stage.Could retirement be imminent? Will Vadge soon ride off in the sunset to write more horrible children's books and perfect her fake British accent? We'll wait....<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/smutfilledtome/~4/bCTacSPE28s" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Carly Dawn Kickslawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637noreply@blogger.com3http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/12/madonna-slip-and-fall.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-59882413253147079232008-11-18T12:27:00.043-05:002008-12-19T08:17:27.588-05:00Prince is a DullardIf you're of my generation, you may have fond memories of Prince. Sure, he’s kind of tired. Hell, he’s 50 now!He’s not the best lyricist and his stuff can be uneven. Still...I liked the idea that he was racy and openminded.Who knew that the person who wrote this:Now where I come fromWe don't give a damnWe do whatever we pleaseIt ain't about no downtownNowhere boundNarrow-minded dragIt's all about<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/smutfilledtome/~4/UZ91Yq4Dcso" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Carly Dawn Kickslawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637noreply@blogger.com1http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/prince-is-dullard.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-25061901763802828452008-11-18T08:02:00.046-05:002008-12-28T15:36:48.930-05:00Lance Armstrong Has His Butt on his ShouldersLance Armstrong is jittery about his participation in the next Tour, which begins in July. The cycling star has come out of "retirement" (gross) to participate.Armstrong fears his frenemies in France might make mischief. He's probably worried they'll tamper with his samples again.I guess he doesn't realize there are plenty of detractors right here. And I'm not talking about the Sheryl Crow fan <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/smutfilledtome/~4/45FwjnMZ9uI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Carly Dawn Kickslawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637noreply@blogger.com0http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/lance-armstrong-has-his-butt-on-his.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-12287339247193169252008-11-16T14:33:00.041-05:002009-01-11T13:38:44.946-05:00Fun With Flour (Special Lohan Series, Part One)All morning I trawled the web, coffee in hand, reading the Lindsay Lohan fur story everywhere I could.A PETA activist dumped a bag of flour on the cracktress Friday night as she entered a Paris nightclub wearing a fur stole.I became angry as I read one account after another. No one had published the flour pics with their stories! So frustrating!I'm not a fan of HoHan, and her stupid-ass "colored <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/smutfilledtome/~4/TnM5CQ0hM34" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Carly Dawn Kickslawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637noreply@blogger.com0http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/fun-with-flour.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-38875772975686862072008-11-07T18:45:00.024-05:002008-11-29T17:48:07.932-05:00Another Reason to GloatI'm not much of a gloater.But I do detest Brad Blakeman.He's so intent on mindlessly towing the Republican party line that he's unintentionally laughable; rendering himself ridiculous and completely useless as a panelist.A demonic alien descending from a space ship comes to mind when I see him, and I'm reminded of "Heavens Gate."How satisfying to think he's been at least briefly thwarted by <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/smutfilledtome/~4/_TWMw9HKVH0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Carly Dawn Kickslawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637noreply@blogger.com0http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/another-reason-to-gloat.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-13570518382348765542008-11-02T08:10:00.061-05:002008-11-30T23:01:28.258-05:00A Valuable Lesson From OprahEveryone loves Oprah. Her accomplishments are legion.Though I've seen some magazine covers in which she looked frighteningly like Star Jones, I almost believe she hasn't had plastic surgery.And I know the pleasures of daytime television.But Oprah is annoying as hell. Patronizing. Ingratiating. A trifle santimonious; interacting with her audience as if they're a bit dense. Are they? Isn't she?At <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/smutfilledtome/~4/Ppdm9dHU8wA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Carly Dawn Kickslawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637noreply@blogger.com0http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/valuable-lesson-from-oprah.html