Paying the Water Bill With Narcotics!

That means that a scant few days ago Mrs. Fearless Leader confiscated my debit card and did what tens of millions of other Americans also did.

She paid the bills.

While paying by debit or credit card is a preferred method of compensation for debt/bill payment by virtually every retailer or service provider in the country, some Dumbasses try alternative measures when settling up with their landlord, utility company or lien holder.

For example….this one Dumbass wanted to help his girlfriend pay her past due rent. So, he wrote her landlord a check to cover it, right?