Will & Kate’s state dinner with Taylor Swift

Prince William and his Princess Catherine will host their first ever State Dinner at Kensington Palace on November 26th in support of Centrepoint and its services to help homeless youth rebuild their lives. For 50 thousand pounds, you’ll be invited to join the Cambridges at the VVIP reception for a meet and greet with their celebrity friends including Eliza Doolittle, James Blunt, Taylor Swift, and Jon Bon Jovi. And then later, at the black tie and ball down dinner, you’ll be seated in “the royal circle”. The event is called the Winter Whites Gala. They’re putting together the guest list now.

You know what I love about this invitation?

“Carriages 11:30pm”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s perfect then that our modern Cinderella Taylor Swift will be there, non?

We could live off the Harry-Taylor gossip buffet for a decade, maybe more.

Not sure Hot Harry will be there though. His name isn’t on the invitation. And, as a high-ranking member of the royal family, if he were scheduled to be there, it wouldn’t be right to leave him off the invitation. I think he’s Walking With The Wounded around that time anyway. Taylor will just have to hang out with the baby. Or Alexander Skarsgard.