dead_catEven easier for your dog to leave a steamer on your pillow later that day as revenge.

charmlessmanThis is all fine and good until another dog at the park tries to smell your dog's ass. Then it'll be like Invasion of the Pod People as the entire park full of dogs mauls yours to death for being an impostor.

augiasI'm heading out to walk our dog Jean-Pierre. He goes without a leash and I ride ahead on my bike and if I'm lucky he gets scolded by an old person while pooping on a flowerbed and throwing out his arrogant dog face .

THA SUGAH RAINSo are you supposed to wash out a bag of dog shit twice a day or what. That sounds like a ton of fun, with the dog staring at you, trying to figure out why you are playing with his poop like that.

Adham Nu'manHey handsome, is that a bag of dogshit or are you just happy to see me?