Ukrainians Jam Russian Airwaves with Strictly Come Dancing Repeats

The Politburo are said to be reeling in shock after rioting in the border regions. Putin has made panic phone calls to the Whitehouse claiming that Russia is the only country licensed to produce bullshit on that scale. The Ukrainian Government has now bought up a selection of the most annoying TV adverts, including classics such as Wonga, Go Compare, Parky offering Pens, British Gas, et cet.
In the event that war breaks out and Russian troops approach Kiev, then in the final Gotterdammerung moments, the city will broadcast past episodes of ‘The Question of Sport’ at maximum strength. After that World War Three will be declared.