Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Though we've played them many times before, the North Koreans are described as always mysterious, a simplistic stereotype which can only make me assume that our future games against Colombia and Sweden will be characterized as "drug-induced" and "meatball-like," respectively. A win here in our opening match would set us up well in Group C, dubbed the Group of Near-Death (Group of Death status goes to Group A).