Ted: And congratulations to you for falling through the ceiling in a metal tube and winning that game. That's gotta feel good.Veronica: You're gonna have to speak up. I'm temporarily deaf in one ear. As you may know, I fell through the ceiling in a metal tube. But at least I won that game, and that feels good.

Veronica: I saw what was going on in there between you and Fraulein Cheekbones. When you show her around town, keep your Hansels off her Gretels.Ted: I was just being friendly.Veronica: I'm serous, Ted. This deal is too important and sex can screw things up. Why do you think the Three Stooges went through so many Curlys?

Veronica: So you're going to be in a room filled with weak, malleable children, and a man is going to bring in a toy. When he does, you're going to say very bad things about it.Rose: Why?Veronica: Because we're telling you to, and you should always do what adults tell you to do, especially when they give you candy.Linda: It's just a fun game we're playing--like dress-up, only instead of clothes, we're dressing up the things that are coming out of your mouth.

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.Ted: Then so do I. Because?Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.Veronica: Pie.Ted: Halloween and pie