ITT: Make up a Trollfreak announcement

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"Hello, I'm here today to announce the big Pokemon news fans have been clamoring over for the past week and a half. We're proud to announce that Pokemon Gen VI will be a complete refreshing of the series, we're scrapping all the current Pokemon and going in an entirely new direction. It will also become a Strategy RPG due to the success of Pokemon Conquest."

The new Pokemon games for the 3DS will haves always on DRM to prevent people from hacking pokemon and RNGing. These changes will make pokemon more fun and fair for everyone.

There will be 3 hidden Pokemon that have yet to be added to the games. The first of these Pokemon will be added to the game as additional downloadable content that can be purchased when the games come out.

We are also happy to announce the Pokemon Transfer App for the 3DS. This app can be used to transfer your pokemon from Pokemon Black/White (2) to the new games. This app can be downloaded from the eshop for 480yen/$5.

Official Cyndaquil of the Pokemon Black/White Version 2 Board - http://i.imgur.com/XWPfA.pngClick HERE to find out if you're stupid.