V: Well. It was excellent cheese, barely-cooked bacon, and a goddamn egg. It was everything I hoped, and expected. The bun was the surprise delight – as HEM put it, it was both crispy and soft. I have no doubt that there are all manner of terrible ingredients in the buns, but they were absolutely perfect for the sandwich. It was delicious.

E: This completely made up for the lackluster Bacon Sandwich from last time. I think cheese has once again proved itself to be essential. Good job, cheese! Tilliamook Extra Sharp Cheddar is highly recommended. I used Whole Foods Bacon which was not the best option, it was too thin and didn’t cook very evenly. However, it was still bacon so I ate it. This sandwich was everything I hoped for.

HEM: I’ve tasted many BECs in my time, but this one exceeded my expectations. But I may be a little bit biased, due to love of my daughter.

Final Question: Do you immediately want to eat another of this sandwich?

V: I do. I do. I do.

E: Yes, and I probably will.

HEM: Yes, absolutely [ed note: HEM eats like a bird and did not actually finish her BEC, so the Vicomtesse and I swiftly came to her aid.]