Wednesday, February 20, 2008

This is the duo No Parking. He is "Bus Stop". She is "City Limit" (incidentally, it would appear this city limit begins just out of frame). They predict a Detroit Super Bowl victory in this cinematic colossus.

I am well aware that mocking rapping white kids is the lowest of the low hanging fruit. (he gets the sack!) It's not even hanging anymore. (he calls the plays!) That banana in on the effing ground. (he wants a trade!) What can I say, I have no self-discipline whatsoever. Pray for me, won't you?

(Hat tip to the stone cold mack of college sports blogs: Card Chronicle)

Dammit, aren't these supposed to be funny and not make me heave a gusty, depressed sigh? Low-hanging or dropped-to-the-ground fruit is one thing, but this fruit's fetid stench fouls the air like...like...after Cheney leaves a room? Osi's ladyfriend's chest?

@fallexand green bay's only skinny fan, the bears' only non-mustachioed fan, the giants' only fan who is classy enough to drink amstel light, the bengals' one fan who isn't a felon, the jaguars' one fan who roots for a black QB, and the cardinals' one and only fan