If that bar of Zest doesn't provide enough of a thrill during your morning shower, consider upgrading to the Shower Gun. As far as cleaning products go, it's pretty self-explanatory. You fill it with an included bottle of blood-red shower gel, point the barrel at the filthiest parts of your body, and pull the trigger.

Before lathering you'll look like you've been gunned down in a brutal shooting, but the exhilaration of being able to wash it all off and come out unscathed might provide a much needed boost after rolling out of bed. At the least, it's an easy way to clean up kids who refuse to go anywhere near a bathtub. A well placed shot here and there should have them presentable in no time. [Fizz Creations]