Tamara Eccestone, daughter of Formula 1 racing group CEO, is 28 years old, reportedly worth $500 million and quite possibly the best rack in the world. I would give up everything I have to be her pool boy.

An old drunken geezer wearing a McLaren jacket once came to me in a bar. He told me that Bernie had shot him with a revolver in Moscow, and insisted on showing me the wound. He also referred to McLaren as his team. I was not particularly interested in his antics at the time, but now, I find myself feverishly thinking of a way to leverage this connection, as they say in business, to achieve a certain goal.

An old drunken geezer wearing a McLaren jacket once came to me in a bar. He told me that Bernie had shot him with a revolver in Moscow, and insisted on showing me the wound. He also referred to McLaren as his team. I was not particularly interested in his antics at the time, but now, I find myself feverishly thinking of a way to leverage this connection, as they say in business, to achieve a certain goal.