Heh, my old Internet nickname/alter-ego/wannabe is "Lestat" or "Vampyre Lestat". I have had a Hotmail since almost the beginning under "vampyrelestat" and used to own "vampyrelestat.com".

I started getting calls from gay and bisexual men wanting me to...um...bite them among other things. My bad, first domain and I used my actual contact info, it was easy to look me up and call my home. I ditched my vampire moniker because of that.

Now I try and portray myself as an extremely fat, short, hairy sumo wrestler in a pink tutu and a lime green leotard. Keeps the wierdos at bay. (Except for the extremely desperate highly wierd wierdos)