I just had a freaking awesome thought, that I thought was very funny.
Presumably, Lo Pan and the Three Storms have had a pretty lazy few hundred years. (Aside from the suggested longstanding battle between Egg Shen and Lo Pan, which I might write a post about later.) I know they run the Wing-Kong import/export trading company, but that can't be too hard for a grand wizard and three super-powered martial arts virtuosos.
I was wondering what they did in their spare time. I'm not talking mild stuff, like having a few beers and a cookoff. These things won't entertain immortals for long. They must do warlord stuff. They probably go and rape all of the girls kept hostage as seen in the movie. Judging by the way they ripped the White Tiger's apart, they probably spend a lot of time destroying people. Imagine a seige by the Storms on a villa full of rival gangsters. It would be a massacre. Flying over the wall, ripping off the roof. Rain flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds. Lightning frying everything that moves. Thunder getting people in a headlock and shouting in their ears. They probably don't find sparring with the Wing-Kong footsoldiers challenging enough so they would get Chinese demons like the ape man or whatever he is called, dragons, kappas, all that stuff. They may even face off with the Monkey King (Sun Wukong) from time to time in the clouds. They probably go into all of these beasts natural habitats and fight them on their own terms. These guys are freaking badass.

I just had a freaking awesome thought, that I thought was very funny.
Presumably, Lo Pan and the Three Storms have had a pretty lazy few hundred years. I know they run the Wing-Kong import/export trading company, but that can't be too hard for a grand wizard and three super-powered martial arts virtuosos.
I was wondering what they did in their spare time. I'm not talking mild stuff, like having a few beers and a cookoff. These things won't entertain immortals for long.

It'd be funny to see them have a cookout. I imagine them all sitting around, letting out an occasional yell for no good reason. Apart from that, it'd be an uncomfortable silence. Lo Pan wheels himself in the yard, looks around, and thinks how something's gotta happen around here! ("This really pisses me off!")