Yep, it's time for more Thunder In Paradise. There is no escape. Tonight - "Deadly Lessons", and it's a double bill; extra horror for Hallowe'en. And it's a good one. Jessica is enrolled in some sort of summer activities thing, when her school is taken over by evil drug runners. They want revenge, for Spence has arrested their boss. Actually, Bru arrested him too, but nobody ever seems to want revenge against him. Oddly enough, though, the drugs baron they want back actually is Bru. In a beard. With a dodgy Spanish accent. Hurrah! This truly is the silliest television show ever. And I love that. Bru decides to impersonate Bru-in-a-beard by putting on a beard, and passing himself off as evil. Cue manic giggling. Meanwhile Spence does something heroic involving bombs and running, but frankly that's not half so entertaining as Bru in a beard. And there's fights and stuff. And manic giggling. Hooray!

Also, Smurfs. Hallowe'en Smurfs!

Captain Jack versus the Evil Smurfs!

You can't tell too well from this, but one's a vampire and one's a werewolf. Weresmurf. Whatever. Yes, I know I need a better camera.