Of Course Amanda Bynes Hit Another Car While Still Driving With A Suspended License

Yesterday, we all learned that even with a suspended license Amanda Bynes spends most of her waking hours behind the wheel of her Deathmobile because it has a custom bong in the cigarette lighter which just about proves she’s also living out of it. Later that same day, we also learned that on Wednesday a judge made it specifically clear she’s not supposed to be driving and ordered her to appear in court next week or face arrest, so naturally this story ends with Amanda Bynes still driving her car and plowing it into someone else’s last night. TMZ reports:

According to our camera guy … Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle — and both drivers left without exchanging information on the scene.
It’s unclear if the other driver reported the fender bender to cops, but it’s a damn good bet Amanda and her suspended license did NOT.

On top of that, TMZ also reports that cops are certain she’s going to eventually kill someone:

One cop with many years of experience as a patrol officer tells TMZ, “She’s on the same road as my wife and kids and I’m scared about getting a call in the middle of the night that my little one is dead.”
The cop added, “She’s addicted to something and she’s driving a deadly weapon and is going to kill someone. It scares the s**t out of me.”
Another cop said, “The public should be afraid of her. From looking at the photos, and what she’s smoking, she has no sense of reality. If she’s not stopped she’s gonna kill someone.”

What’s incredible about these statements is they’re made by people who have immediate access to something called a gun that fires metal projectiles at speeds capable of neutralizing a deadly threat. Then again, it’s a highly sophisticated tool and these guys seem pretty busy letting wheeled killers go to learn how to use it. I don’t want to tell them how to do their job. (Except I do and it’s shoot Amanda Bynes. Your job is to shoot Amanda Bynes.)