Rachel Bilson Looks Awesome In A Bikini

Rachel Bilson has clearly been eating because she looks fantastic in a bikini now and even has one of those butt things people sometimes have. Unfortunately, it’s wasted on Hayden Christensen, but that’s not so much Rachel Bilson’s fault as God’s for wanting to make sure we know he really fucking hates us. “Apparently killing little kids is a bit too subtle. Ooh, I’ve got just the thing!”

No, God punishes us because people actually bought tickets to and the DVD of Star Wars Episode 3 after having already seen Hayden turn Darth Vader into a petulant little shit Episode 2. As I own the prequel DVD’s, I’m as guilty as anyone but hey, gotta complete the collection.