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Players 1 and 2: win the affection of the beautiful obese lady by pushing and squashing your rival beneath her. Your power meters determine the strength of your push.
Player 3: shift your weight to help your preferred player win. The other two players are expected to win your favour outside the game in order to earn your preference in-game. What form this takes is up to you and them.

This is a game based on the idea of "Qix as bondage". Separate the torso, busy hands and frisky feet of this woman (whose name I just decided is Demi) by drawing ropes between the bed's bars. If her hands or feet hit a rope before you've finished placing it, you'll lose it! Be nimble.

Although its inception came about by thinking of Qix, it owes more to Jezzball (or rather, the Macintosh's Jezzball clone Barrack) in its mechanics. And I guess it has some thematic similarities to Trusty Assistant?

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