The only time I really run into trouble is when I’m on public transportation. When I’m driving in my car it’s pretty east to just pull over at the next gas station or fast food joint. It’s not so simple when you are hurtling through an underground cement tube surrounded by hundreds of other subway passengers. It’s also a bit embarrassing having to do the pee-pee dance in front of such a large audience.

You wiggle-wiggle left.
You wiggle-wiggle right.
You close your thighs and knees
and you scrunch’em really tight.
You fidget back and forth and you start bouncing up and down.
That’s wha~t it’s a~ll about!