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A reply from the satnav.

In October 2012 I made a post of a brilliant little poem about a Satnav that I’d found on Face Book. (CLICK HERE TO SEE IT).

This post has received 1558 reads to date, far more than I expected, however I received a comment on it today that I just have to share. The comment is from a Camilla Wynne, who from the research I have done is a registered Child-minder in Ireland. She started her comment with this statement “Couldn’t help myself, so I wrote a reply from the wives perspective:” and called it …

I am your little satnav… and here it is, I just love it….

I am your little satnav I sit there in your car I am a driver’s best friend I tell you where you are

I am your little satnav I’ve stuck by you all my life I’m better than all the other ones Yes, I am your wife

I give you full instructions Cause if I didn’t do Our life would be very messy I can’t trust it all on you

I tell you when to stop and start I have to smell your stinky fart And if I want a break I have to fake a head ache

If I didn’t tell you when the light is red Or when it goes to green You will try to relive your youth And drive like when you were nineteen

I cook your food every day Make sure all your clothes are clean Taking this in to account You should treat me like a queen

I’m sure no other husband Has such a patient wife For when you leave the toilet seat up I could stab you with a knife

It fills me up with wonder I could have had my pick So why don’t I exchange you And get a younger prick?

Ah well, you see, I keep my promises, Like the one the day we wed, Until death do us part And – you’re not half bad in bed!

So shut up and drive the car Keep listening to my voice To turn me off Is simply not a choice.