Straight Critic: "I think this piece is trash."
Member of Homintern: *walks over to another man, engages in discreet conversation*
Man: "This work is incredible! Jodie, Jodie! Come over here and interview the artist. She's obviously the next big thing in the art world."
Member of Homintern: *smug smile*

A mythical conspiracy organization of homosexuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. Members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate sexual favors. Everything was run from catacombs beneath Omaha, Nebraska. Post-Stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn't exist.