Thanks Ladies… But I had to use a Stunt Butt. The Real Ass is for TSW Use ONLY.

And “Splorg” is the happy, round, soft, green sofa pillow that serves as the TSW/TSB Family pet. He doesn’t shed, doesn’t bark, doesn’t crap on the rug and then scoot his butt around every surface to wipe himself clean, and best of all he lets you fall asleep and drool on him after a particularly hard day of drinking and watching various sports.

BTO – The baby thing is my fault. Every time we talk about finally having one, I usually bring up, “What? You want me to push what through what? I was a promised a stork and I am not having a baby until it is delivered by a stork.”

GS – Splorg was born because our neighbors have possibly the lamest dog ever. It does NOTHING. It just lays there. All. Day. Long. Never barks, never likes to play with anything, and does not care if it is pet or not. (It will occasionally eat a bee.) Anyway, we decided that our throw pillow is more exciting than this dog and just to prove it we put it out on the patio chair next to the dog. Thus, Splorg was born.