Hello from the North Pole

Santa,
welcome to ATS. I hope you have enjoyed the beer and cashews left for you each year. (you sure gobbled them up quickly) We are happy to leave you a
snack, but we did have a bit of an issue with your staff last year. The truck in the driveway (the one with Calvin peeing on Santa's head) was not
ours. It belonged to my brother-in-law. While I totally agree with what the reindeer left in the driver's seat, the broken glass did get
everywhere. Please do a bit of policing when it comes to your (drive train).

How is Agartha this time of year? I hear its just lovely. Anyways, the kids are really looking forward to your visit this year, with the economy
being as such and all. I trust you have received their correspondence in good time. Good tidings to you Sir. Keep warm through the polar pass.

Welcome!! It's good to see you here so soon after the visit to your house last Friday!!

I had to post just to let you know that whoever is making your fudge, needs to share some recipes!! I still can't decide if I like the egg nog or
the birch syrup/chocolate better. I am relishing the last pieces!

Originally posted by derWeihnachtsmann
......................... A talk and a ride with the reindeer is also possible. I will abduct you and take you with me and bring you back. But sorry,
I can’t let you have your memories about it, because that would endanger my secrets, you understand. ...............

- totally awesome!! I will be waiting on the roof with a lunch packed!!!

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