Monday, July 05, 2010

The Devil Guest-Blogs About Heat Waves Again! (Aren't You Lucky?)

Greetings, you oh so icky-poo Mortals, my future loyal minions!

Lucifer, Prince of Darkness here, a/k/a the Devil, once more greeting you fools from my custom-upholstered Throne O' Doom! And I think you can figure out what I'm gonna talk about today: 100-plus degree temperatures and the half-man, half-goat evil entities who love them!

English translation: I'm giving New York City another heat wave this week, and it makes me feel so dirty. And baby, I love it! Yessss!

So here I am, with another guest-blog comment in Dum-dum's Diary of Magecraft about how hot it is out there! And I only have one command for all you: Do the Samba! In fact, let the loud drums of Manhattan Samba pound you all afternoon long! Look, just do the Samba, or I shall poke you with my trusty trident!

And now that I feel so bad about the hotness, I think you know what I'm going to do next, don't you? That's right, I'm going to laugh my nasssssty laugh: