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Young Harlots School Reunion provides three times the action of your usual Young Harlots title because in this particular DVD Harmony have package three of their most popular titles into one standard DVD case.

Dirty Secrets, In Detention and School Trip which you can read reviewed here give you the opportunity to take in the filthy antics of the depraved Masters of Gazzman’s Young Harlots academies as they tutor the all too willing students in every form of sex.

Depending on how your local video outlet prices these triple packs it may be forth buying one even if you already own or have seen one of the titles, and of course if you have never seen them before then you’re likely to get these at knock down price and will have over 8 hours of hardcore action to enjoy.

Most Young Harlot films follow pretty familiar plots so if you are in to young ladies at finishing school being fucked hard by the staff and each other then this will be bliss.

You’ll see all the old regulars as tutors and a bevy of new and familiar talent getting down and dirty in school uniform.

According to Harmony “Harmony Films brings you 3 of the best Young Harlots movies in one tantalizing box set! The most slutty, downright filthy teens learn how to become good little whores at the Academy for girls. These grade A students acquire extra circular lessons on ass fucking, pussy munching and cock gobbling.”

Who said porn doesn’t have a story anymore? Whoever it was didn’t know what they were talking about because this DVD most definitely does!

Danny D is a sex toy salesman under pressure to sell more sex toys because his firm isn’t doing too well. His car breaks down just outside the gates of the school for Young Harlot’s. Through a slightly contrived case of mistaken identity he’s invited inside by the schools filthy, eye patch wearing nurse Shay Hendrix so she can use his “visual aids” for her new style sex-ed class. Nurse Hendrix’s technique includes encouraging the girls to deep throat dildos and then fucking them both vigorously with a strap-on. While not being rogered hard the girls indulge themselves with each other and the toys Danny left lying around. One of the most intense sections of the scene is Brooklyn Lee being anally fucked by Shay while Ruth Medina frigs her clit with a Hitachi Magic Wand.

When Danny D happens across one of the other students (Victoria Blaze) having a crafty smoke he soon engages in conversation about the contents of his bulging sample case and … you can guess what happens next. Two dildos are applied and the naturally talented eastern European “student” is vigorously “educated”. The girl is not entirely innocent; We know this because she carries her own lube around with her!

Soon the student has a dildo in her pussy, a butt plug in her ass and a big black rubber cock in her mouth. Danny however has something far more useful than a piece of plastic, his legendary cock. Danny takes her doggy with the butt plug still inside her. Soon he’s pushing that prodigious cock up her ass, a big ask for a small woman. Then it’s on to ATM and a good deal of ball sucking before reverse cowgirl then back to anal.

Danny’s pop-shot is a never ending shower of cum, covering her from pussy to the top of her head.

When the school’s headmaster (George Uhl) finds student Linet Slag – yes that is her name – bathing he shoves a butt plug up her ass without any form of pre-amble and gets her to suck his hard cock. Doggy action in the bath follows, getting more vigorous when the butt plug is removed. They slip into the leather chair next to the tub and Linet is fucked reverse cowgirl, vaginally and anally by George.

Linet proceeds to rim George and after some more cowgirl and a precarious anal pounding on the edge of the bath, then again in the chair receives George’s cum on her belly and tits.

When Victoria Blaze and Kristina Crystalis start to play with the sex toys that our favourite sex toy salesman has left lying around Headmaster George really gets stuck in to both of them – you know what I’m saying 😉 George Uhl, how many different ways are there to fuck a pair of women dressed as sixth formers?

The final scene on the DVD sees Danny D’s sex toy salesman cornered by the school’s headmaster and told in no uncertain terms that he has only one way to escape the wrath of the assembled masters – A show and tell demonstration of his sex toys on Kristina Crystalis.

A couple of fingers, some lube and a huge butt plug later the teachers all take turns in filling the willing young pupils holes, allowing the sex toy salesman to make his escape.

Having been on set when this DVD was made I have to admit to having a soft spot for the production. The movie does have a plot, though don’t expect any crazy twists as the action’s pretty linear. This is porn after all. But it is nice to see the effort that’s gone into the construction of a quality porn DVD.

Personal highlights for me include Shay Hendrix’s naughty nurse and Brooklyn Lee’s filthy schoolgirl. I got picture of both of them on set and perhaps my favourite was Brooklyn Lee playing with her Skittles. No that’s not a euphemism 🙂

A great addition to the Young Harlot’s series of films distinguished by its plot, some great acting from Danny D (who is an utter professional on set) and the hottest costume in a Young Harlots movie to date Shay’s eye patch wearing school nurse.

From the very beginning this DVD had a lot to live up to. The nymphomaniac series is one of Gazzman’s strongest and has featured some incredibly sexy models. How does it compare with its predecessors? Read on to find out 😉

To create a great porn DVD you need to bring together all the right elements – concept, location, direction, camera, lighting, production and the performers.

The concept has been proven by earlier titles from Harmony Films in this series. The location is incredibly eclectic yet forms an atmospheric backdrop to the hard core action without being distracting. The direction? Well this is a Gazzman film and as we’ve said in previous reviews his output seems to improve with every DVD which hits our doormat as his creative flair is given more and more freedom. I wonder if he knows I’m a sucker for pulling focus and Dutch angles?

Camera work is by the “G” man himself, the lighting, sound and post production by his very capable team.

All this is starting to sound like a huge suck-up isn’t it? Well it’s only a suck-up if it isn’t true. Having watched this movie from beginning to end I’m struggling to hold back the superlatives.

Now on to the star performer and her make-up/hair. I’ve met Brooklyn Lee in person and she’s hot, but in this movie you need a fire extinguisher to hand. It’s something about what happens to her when you point a camera at her. The combination of script her sparkling personality, dark hair and darker makeup that ticked all the boxes for me.

To give you a taste of what you’ll find in Brooklyn Lee Nymphomaniac I can tell you that the scenes are titled:

I Just Love To Take Control

Real Whores Love Being Dirty

Sex With A Woman Is Great But …

Stretch Her Pussy Big Dick

I Love Anal Sex Because

You’ll see boy-girl, 3-girl, two guys on one girl, DP, spit-roast … I could go on but use your imagination because there’s something for everyone. Including a double cum shot from the amazing Mr Danny D. The quality ranges from very good to utterly captivating and all of them are packed with hot sex. (Including sex toys and hot wax at one point!)

Yes, there are flaws of course. The incidental music sometimes seemed like it was stock audio, then again not many porn movies have custom scores. This really doesn’t detract from your enjoyment because when you’re watching the action the audio isn’t what you tend to pay attention to.

Often I’ll go into detail about the scenes, I didn’t for a good reason. You need to see this movie for yourself as it’s the best one I’ve reviewed this year so far.

Gazzman’s Whorehouse is exactly what it says on the cover, the story of the goings on in a very special type of whorehouse. The whorehouse is a very nice place, a 20th century country house with a pool.

The first scene opens with a husband calling the whorehouse to arrange for his wife’s unfulfilled sexual desires to be satisfied. As the whorehouse madam puts it “to release her inner whore”. Quque the pouting, walking shakily on dangerously high heels and rubbing of naughty bits by Kristy Lust. Then four cocks in suits appear.

No matter how hard she tries the plucky Kristy Lust cannot get all of them in her mouth at once and so begins the round robin of sucking and wanking that four guys on one girl inevitable entails. And still she hasn’t taken of her naughty, translucent PVC raincoat. The guys line up to spit roast Kristy and begin to run out of holes to penetrate. Perched on the coffee table, coat now removed Kristy is fucked in the ass, DP’d and offered a series of phalluses to worship with her mouth. Four money shots leave Kristy’s mouth swimming in cum.

The cut scene between scenes 1 and 2 has the whorehouse madam explaining that the function of the establishment was to fulfil the rapacious and “often complex” sexual needs of women. Heartened by this and happy to accept that four cocks is some women’s idea of heaven I carried on to scene two.

In scene two Carla Cox dances for the viewer beside the pool in a tiny pink coat and underwear that is so brief as to be inconsequential. Cut inside where George Uhl teases her with a riding crop. In a surprisingly sensual start to the scene. What follows is a well lit, well filmed and rather satisfying scene of vaginal , anal and oral sex. Maybe George could have been a little more orally attentive but that’s a small criticism as the fucking is fast without being frantic and enjoyable to watch. The cum shot on Carla’s pussy winds the scene up nicely.

Scene 3 and a lawyer, Breanne Benson wants to be dominated. Good introduction to the action by Breanne, a little titty fucking and some no nonsense hard screwing. A cornucopia of positions where Breanne is pulled and twisted into all sorts of shapes including a pile driving that the wannabe sub would have relished. There’s little ass spanking, a little tit slapping and a few light slaps to the face, all part of the dominance. The money shot is across Breanne’s pussy and up her tummy, not on the face? This is a refreshingly different DVD.

Adrianna Rossi’s black and White dress does little to disguise her libido or ass in the next scene. Our narrator explains that “The Whorehouse [gives some women] the chance to express their needs, to release their sexual energy”. While explaining that Adrianna is here to explore women, the narrator quickly adjusts this to “bi-sexual” which after a few seconds of a promisingly voyeuristic opening in the kitchen jumps to a quick sequence of cock sucking then girl-girl kissing and a little ass fondling, slapping and kissing from the guy.

Sat on the breakfast stools the girls get an equal portion of cock from behind before things get more precarious and uncomfortable as they are fucked around the kitchen. Alexa Andreas and Adrianna Rossi entertain and are entertained for the rest of this competent f-m-f scene before swapping cum for the camera. Then rubbing spit and cum over Alexa’s tits.

The final scene sees a second appearance by Breanne Benson – a regular apparently. A five minute solo ends when she is joined by two guys. Satisfying her previously stated need to be dominated she’s fucked hard and we are all rewarded with a facial finish which Breanne gratefully receives.

The girls are consistently attractive throughout, though occasionally over-directed to the “whore” style of porn acting. There’s a line between sexually empowered dirty girl and impersonal whore that gets crossed occasionally.

DVD extras comprise the usual cum shot recap, photo gallery and trailers. No surprises there but the stills are good quality for connoisseurs of the static image.

Dollz house by Tanya Hyde is filmed in HD with an original soundtrack and a cast of names that any porn aficionado will recognise. With performances by Aletta Ocean, Robyn Truelove, Sofia Valentine, Aliz, Keira Pharrell, Lala, Havna Sin, George Uhl, Olivier Sanchez, Dirty Dog, Danny D, Jay Snake, Freaky Deke and Barry Scott we expected this 3 hour DVD to be packed with action.

There are four scenes starting with “Sex Doll” featuring Aletta Ocean. It’s slightly surreal, as is the set and involves a long session of cunilingus which at first is fun because the girl is getting the attention, then drags on a bit. Her costume is striking, electric pink waspie and pasties and striped stockings but the shots, though beautifully filmed, are a little obvious and gynaecological at times.

About ten minutes into the pussy licking a watcher is revealed (George Uhl), a nice voyeuristic touch. She begins to suck his cock and the lexicon of sexual positions is opened and each ticked off.

Cock sucking, reverse cowgirl, doggy, spit roast, cowgirl, DP, anal then facial cum shot. There was a sequence of positions but no progression. Masked, hooded and suspended in a body bag the male performers came and went without much of a nod to continuity throughout the 39 minutes

The next scene “Checkpoint” features Sofia Valentine and Robin Truelove as a voyeuristic chauffer and exhibitionist employer. While Robin frigs herself Sofia watches.

I really wanted this scene to be girl-on-girl with a few toys, maybe a strap-on? But they reach the titular checkpoint and are vigorously “interrogated” by the guards in every orifice until Robin’s ass is covered in cum quickly followed by a facial for Sophia.

In “Rough justice” Aliz is treated to three cocks, first through glory holes then in a full-on four-way fuck fest with the three men who maintain their anonymity by wearing their leather hoods throughout, well, except Jay Snake whose tattoos give him away.

Finally the best scene of the film “Spunk Rock”.

For some reason this scene clicked with me. It’s rough around the edges in places but has some good bits, especially the girl writhing on the bar. The Electro synth music bed goes a bit punky to match the costumes and tattoos and for some reason gels together better than the rest of the scenes.

Jay Snake delivers as usual, there’s a bit of pissing in there for urophiles and oddly Jay looks like Bruce Willis from some angles.

Perhaps it was because we’d been so looking forward to Dollz House that it came as a bit of a let down to us. Over-long and lacking in a distinctive theme the obviously large budget, talented cast and crew seem to have been a bit wasted.

Simply witnessing a succession of sex acts is not what we expect from Tanya Hyde and that’s what Dollz house felt like; Even if those sex acts were very well performed and filmed.

If Hyde was aiming for surreal then to an extent that feeling was achieved but it was surreal to the point of disassociation and therefore not sexy in a trippy way which could have worked.

The incidental music is electro-synth style and a refreshing change from the run-of the mill garbage that accompanies most porn.

You can’t watch this DVD in one session and maybe that’s not what it was conceived for. As a background to a wild sex party where your attention is drifting between the girl sucking your cock for real and the girls on screen then it would work. And you wouldn’t have to change DVD for three hours and get the buttons sticky.

Dollz House could have been a lot better at engaging me and making me feel more horny. Not the best Tanya Hyde film, but that said most directors would give their right arm to be as good as Hyde on a bad day.

Satan’s Whore from Harmony Films illustrates once again that Harmony is always striving to be distinctive and add narrative to adult films reversing a trend by many other studios towards a movie being between 4 and 6 bland, repetitive scenes that simply depict a random selection from a menu of sex acts.

The premise of the video is that it forms the only surviving film record of a satanic ritual performed 43 years ago – to create the perfect sexual creature known as “Satan’s Whore”.

As theme for a video this is great. Think of all the possibilities sadly this is one of the weakest parts of the DVD. All the Satanic Devil-Speak uttered by the narrator is complete gumble. “On the sixth day of the sixth month 1966” that’s 4 sixes, not 3! And why not the summer solstice, much more auspicious and only 14 days later, LOL. I could go on about his but I won’t, it’s best if you pretend this bit of the film (the Devil-Speak) isn’t happening and you can enjoy the good bits.

The brief depiction of a “Black Mass” with post-produced, discoloured, 1960s tinted and scratchy “film” is OK and isn’t overplayed. The editor didn’t fall in to the trap of trying to post-process the whole movie, indeed even the whole mass, with the effect.

The film is divided into six scenes, or as the story would have it “The Six Steps To Whoredom”. The High Def video allows the atmospheric parts of the film to work really well, the sound quality adding a depth to the production that is too often lacking. However the movie isn’t quite perfect. Which is a shame because it is easy to imagine that it could have been.

In “The Bitch” Anan Nicol, Claudia Rossi and Jay R (The snake man himself) begin with a sensuous voyeuristic opening. This is incredibly effective right up until Jay R gets up from his chair and joins in the fun. From then on the underlying bed of chants and moans fades out so you can hear the three performers getting down and dirty. The performances are great, but the camera is hand-held, very well hand-held, but the constant movement, panning, titling and zooming, was a little too much. Yes, we got to get close in on the action but it was occasionally off-putting.

“The Virgin” starts with the less than virginal Ree Petra, in a bath, with a big black dildo. I’m guessing she didn’t buy the dildo from B&Q when she bought the bath. Donning a white waspie stockings and gloves she jumps on her lover who’s already tied to the bed awaiting the arrival of Ree and her impressive chest. He doesn’t stay tied to the bed for long and you can guess the rest. I particularly like the close-up shots of Ree licking cock. It’s slow, naughty and one of the points where the close-up hand-held does work.

“The Seductress” (Dana De Armond) plays with her ultimately superfluous glass ball while a kneeling Olivier Sanchez flails himself. Anal, oral, rimming, you want it, you get it in this scene. Dana De Armond’s plea of “don’t stop fucking me” is hardly necessary but effective nonetheless, LOL.

Alexandra Cat is “The Slut”. Wearing gorgeous sexy underwear the Russian minx first entertains two then three men simultaneously. The heat of the scene is generated more from the pure devilish lust from Alexandra Cat than the lights. It gets so hot in the room during the shoot that all four performers are dripping with sweat by the inevitably sticky end.

Olivier Sanchez and Stracy Stone Get it on in “The beauty”. A good solid m-f scene with some nice ball sucking, oooh nice hehehe.

Bobbi Star

The final scene is “The Perfect Whore”. Bobbi Starr takes on three strapping young lads to prove that she is the ultimate and willing servant of their sexual desires. Now don’t get me wrong here, this is a sex-filled scene revolving around the gorgeous and very horny Bobbi Starr, but I felt it was a little frantic as everyone tried to get in on the action at the same time. That eroded the atmosphere for me, and Bobbi was at her sexy best laid on the couch in the cut scenes being generally hot and horny.

Inter-scene graphics and cut scenes are good to excellent throughout if you ignore the confused diabolically silly occult nonsense. The cover design is good, though not groundbreaking and the text on it easy to read. I mention that as I hate standing in an adult store straining to read tiny, badly printed and low contrast cover notes.

The production values and quality are top-notch. Make-up and costumes are appropriate and beautifully executed. The sets are spot on and fit the theme of the movie, atmospheric and slightly dark.

Any criticisms of this film have to be put in the context of the high standard that Harmony set themselves and the rest of the industry. If most other studios had produced this it would be regarded as their best work. The up-close and constantly mobile camera work in some scenes is not quite my cup of tea, though it might be yours. Go get a copy, watch it and see for yourself.

At 2 hours 40 minutes you know The Wicked Ones is going to contain a huge amount of sucking and fucking. The question is always – “ Is it worth watching?

Being a Harmony film, directed by Tanya Hyde the answer is usually YES!

Happily this DVD follows the Harmony pattern of higher than average production values, excellent lighting and makeup, great sets and outstanding camera work. The whole thing is filmed in HD, nice.

The DVD consists of four scenes “Control”, “The Filth And The Frenzy”, “The Den Of Depravity” and “Flog ’em And Fuck ’em”. You’ll have gathered from the title that there’s a BDSM theme to the whole DVD. Filmed in a fantastically well equipped dungeon and lit to create an atmosphere absent in most other porn titles The Wicked Ones is going to be one of our favourites for a long time.

All but “The Filth And The Frenzy” are great scenes. The only reason I regard this scene as just OK is the clown masks which are simply not my thing. However the cum shot over a beautifully formed ass and corseted back does redeem the scene at the very end. Pity the girls in this scene are not credited except on the sleeve because the blonde with the beautiful ass has a gorgeous pair of natural boobs too.

The two highlights for me are the girl-girl action in The Den Of Depravity, Michelle Moist and Michelle Thorn are so sexy in latex, and secondly there is Flog ’em And Fuck ’em. In this, the final scene, you are treated to the incomparable Jay Snake dividing his energetic and inventive attentions between Sofia Valentine (sporting a very cute bob) and a Ree Petra (now brunette and with her hair in bunches).

From the flogging on the bondage wheel through Sofia Valentine riding Jay across the floor to lick Petra into submission we loved this scene. Apart from the kiss between Ree and Sofia being cut short (more girl-girl kisses of this quality please) the scene itself is worth the price of the DVD on its own.

Ree Petra

Every performer delivers a very satisfying element to this ensemble piece. All the girls give everything they’ve got and special mention has to go the towering colossus of porn that is Jay R AKA Jay Snake. His impressive stature (in every sense of the phrase) and endurances, coupled with his attentiveness to the girls makes him stand out as a truly great adult performer.

The camera angles are great and well thought out, camera work is steady and the lighting of every shot puts most other porn productions to shame. The music bed laid under the sounds of the performers is atmospheric and not intrusive. The dungeon setting means there is ample opportunity to use the array of BDSM equipment and use it they do.

Criticisms?

Well, the white latex masks didn’t do it for me, but that’s a personal preference. I like to see a girl being fucked by a guy, not anonymous, faceless cock. The scene title cards too are a bit off-putting, the colours clash and the neon drop shadow on the text looked like they were from a different and lower quality movie. Odd because everything else about The Wicked Ones screams class.