We've All Dated Our Fair Share of Losers

“Made me proofread his LiveJournal posts.”

When we look back on who we dated, sometimes we can't help but cringe. Not all of us zoomed out of the womb as fully formed Rico Suaves. Before we developed dating standards, we fumbled around with smelly Dungeons and Dragons nerds, awkward religious virgins, and sanctimonious vegan drummers. We asked friends and co-workers to tell us about the person they've most ashamed to have ever locked lips with. Here's what they said.