5 Second Films fanboys are rejoicing because their favorite
internet channel have released their dream full length feature
film. The online group 5 Second Films were making little shorts
running (you guessed it), 5 seconds long. They have developed
quite a following and decided to take it a step further. 5
Second Films released a trailer for what would become Dude
Bro Party Massacre III and then began a kickstarter fund.
The companyÃ­s goal was to hit $200,000 and they hit $240,000,
enabling them to do everything they wanted with their first full
length feature throwback to gory slasher horror, mixed with
Animal House and Porky's.

Not being familiar with 5 Second Films at all, I watched the
trailer for Dude
Bro Party Massacre III, which I found on a
horror page on Facebook. It instantly tweaked my interest to the
utmost level of a crack pipe wielding junkie who just dropped
his last rock, scrambling to scrape up the remnants off the
filth encrusted pavement. It had oodles of great looking
practical gore effects, insane tasteless comedy and this awesome
VHS style look. I was hooked and had to check it out. The
trailer alone boasted some utterly insane material. So here we
are, elbows deep in the pussy and ass of Dude
Bro Party Massacre III -- enjoy the (bumpy, as the lumps on my elbows)
ride.

Just from the opening segments you can tell the crazy bat-shit
ideas are brewing in the cauldron. On screen blips, intentional
tracking fuzz, crazy intros, and 80Ã­s to early 90's tunes -- the
nostalgia crypt has opened and the prolapse has protruded into a
pulsating feast of brutal palate-cleansing gore. If youÃ­re
wondering what happened to the first two parts of Dude Bro Party
Massacre the backdrop scoop is revealed in the opening
scenes, a notion which I find fresh as produce original. These
opening scenes unfortunately blow the majority of the filmÃ­s wad
in the gore department -- everything from old fashioned juicers,
to slit throats, severed limbs, all done in impressive as Hell
fashion. The killer shows no mercy and really delivers a fuzzy
kick to the fratÃ­s nuts by offing their weed dealer, the
humanity!

The story is bonkers: twin identical brothers, a frat called
"Bi-Delta," crazy pranks gone wrong, dumb frat guys, a killer
called "Mother Face," (guess where that one came from) and a
bunch of cameos from Larry King, Andrew W.K. and Nina Hartley.
There is so much shit crammed into this movie, so many alternate
characters and storylines that it melts my nuts in the
microwave. Its biggest fault is filling your gut till it busts
with so much great material that the second half drags and by
the time the conclusion comes, the pay-off is not as spectacular
as I had hoped. Don't get me wrong, I recommend checking out Dude
Bro Party Massacre III, itÃ­s a movie that will appeal
to a wide audience and itÃ­s ambitious as Hell. Gore movie fans
will see it, comedy fans and 5 Second Films will win over a lot
of new fans and definitely maintain their remaining fan base.
ItÃ­s an experience to watch this movie. The radiation from Dude
Bro Party Massacre III
will cause extreme deformity and gigantism of the scrotum --
you'll have the biggest one on your street. Neighbors will flock
to take pictures and even pay to see itÃ See this movie if you
dig offbeat and tasteless funny horror. You can't go wrong.

Dude
Bro Party Massacre III is a character driven piece. A lot of the performances are
over-the-top and fit nicely into the scheme of the film. Special
mentions go out to the character Turbeaux played by Paul Prado,
the crazy tough-as-nails frat bro who is scared of stuffed dog
animals and dogs in general -- a twisted sub plot, which is
further revealed as the movie goes on. Brian Firezi as officer
Sminkle probably made me laugh out loud the most during the
movie, even though the little side plot with him and his partner
Candace Buttiker, played by Maria Del Carmen was unnecessary at
times. Familiar comedian Patton Oswalt also makes an appearance
as the police chief and adds some offbeat humor.

Go to the official website and
order yourself a copy of the film exclusively. It will enlighten
even the most jaded horror/comedy fans. Fuck the Scream
series -- this is the toilet where the hot shit lurks. Bless
yourself at the porcelain altar of awesomeness.