A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. As a devoted husband he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need to spoil his good time by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice looking woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

The wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, immediately attracted his attention. He left his then-current partner high and dry, and devoted his time to the new babe who had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear, and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars parked outside and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed. She was anxious to hear the explanation he would have for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.

He said, "Oh, the same old thing...you know I never have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance much?"

"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, and we went into the den and played poker all evening."

"But," he added, "you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"

A boy, a young man and a senior citizen were sitting on a park bench on a hot summer day.
The boy said "I'm tired and thirsty. I think I'll have some water."
The young man said "I'm tired and thirsty. I think I'll have a beer."
The oldster said "I'm tired and thisty. I think I have diabetes."

Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

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The Phorum Wall keeps us safe from illegal characters and words
The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is the knowledge of one's own ignorance. -Benjamin Franklin
BOYCOTT YOPLAIT [www.noyoplait.com]
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