It was early morning at Epcot. Brood, Mickey, Brittany, Mar, Wolfie, Amanda and Alexa strolled through the gates. They stopped near the fountain to plan their next move and to take pictures of the giant golf ball.

“I love Epcot,” purred Mickey.

“Not me,” said Wolfie.

“What?” said Mickey. “How can you not love this park? It makes learning fun!”

“I could understand hating this park if you were male, Wolfie,” said Amanda. “Men hate to learn. Overpowers their tiny minds.”

“I thought their minds would at least expand,” said Mar.

“The sex that their minds are filled with absorbs the information,” said Amanda. “Sometimes they turn what they have just learned into a sex move. Like Mickey could write Edgar humped her ‘Living with the Land’ style and it would make perfect sense.”

“At least they learned something,” said Brittany.

“Could you imagine the sex acts if guys did all their learning at Epcot?” laughed Alexa. “Test Track style!”

“You can’t do hair pins in bed!” laughed Amanda. “You’d snap his cock right off! Though some deserve that to happen to them.”

“How about the German Block hump?” laughed Mickey.

“Ow,” laughed Alexa.

“That would kill your back, Mick,” laughed Amanda.

“Getting away from Disney sex,” said Mar. “Wolfie, why do you already hate this park?”

“I just don’t like future world,” said Wolfie.

“Don’t be hatin’,” said Mickey.

“I want to go to World Showcase,” said Wolfie. “I want Amanda to try on a hat from each country.”

“Oh fuck you,” sneered Amanda.

“Well, can you wait for us to finish riding the golf ball?” asked Mickey.

“It’s a ride?” asked Brittany. “About what?”

“Probably futuristic golf,” said Wolfie.

“About how communication has evolved over the years,” said Mickey.

“And as an added bonus, how they predict communication will be in the future!” said Amanda.

They walked over to the golf ball. Wolfie goes into the gift shop while the rest go into the golf ball.

“How long is this ride?” asked Brood.

“Twenty minutes,” smiled Mickey. “And it goes two miles an hour!”

“Sounds thrilling,” said Brood.

“It’s a learning ride,” sneered Mickey.

“I doubt you could learn going 200 miles an hour,” noted Brittany.

They got into the blue plastic cars and started on their journey. Before they knew it, the ride came to an end and Mickey stumbled from the car crying.

“You okay?” asked Alexa.

“Yeah, it’s just that ending,” said Mickey.

They walked outside and saw Wolfie holding something behind her back.

“Whatcha got?” asked Amanda.

“A hat!” cackled Wolfie as she placed it on Amanda’s head. It was the golf ball.

“It’s so cute!” said Mickey taking a picture of Amanda with all three of her cameras.

Amanda ripped it off her head and stomped on it. “I HATE HATS!”

They walked through future world, stopping to use the restroom at the Electric Umbrella and looking at pins. They rounded a rather large gift shop, which Amanda was glad they skipped because she saw a hat section, and they came to a building. They entered and they were on the top floor. They walked down some stairs and they were transported into an airport.

“This is home to the best ride ever,” said Mickey. “Living With the Land.”

“Living With the Land?” asked Mar. “What’s that about? Agriculture?”

“Uh, yeah,” said Mickey.

“Exciting,” said Brood.

“Contain yourself,” joked Amanda. “We even get to see a real greenhouse.”

Brittany, Brood, Mar and Mickey whipped out there cameras. “We are so taking Edgar and Ellen pictures,” they said together.

“I’m hungry,” said Wolfie.

“Well, there’s two restaurants,” said Mickey. “One over looks the land and you get to lear-”

“We are not eating there!” cried Wolfie.

“Well, in each of these buildings are mini-take out places,” said Mickey. “Pizza, salads, that junk.”

“I’m waiting for Japan,” smirked Amanda.

“Hell yeah, sushi house!” giggled Mickey.

“Sushi?” asked Wolfie. “I’ll wait.”

They got into the line for the Land. “When can we go on a fast ride?” asked Brood.

“After this,” said Mickey. “Next ride is Mission Space.”

“Is that the ride with all those g-forces like you’re really being launched into space?” asked Alexa.

“That ride is so kick ass,” said Amanda.

They boarded the boat and all took a seat towards the front. A man stood at the front of the boat. “Hello and welcome to the land! I will be your tour guide for the next forty-five minutes.”

“WHAT!?” screamed Brood.

“Haha, no, only for the next ten minutes,” laughed the tour guide.

===

After they rode the land, they exited the building. “I think I know more about limabeans than I do about chainsaws!” cried Wolfie.

“Can we ride that space ride now?” asked Brood.

There was no line and they practically walked into their pod.

“It’s pretty private in here,” said Brood.

“Are you like thinking what I’m like thinking?” said a familiar voice. Mickey saw it was her cousin and this one guy who went to her school, Jeremy.

They heard a zipper unzip. "One step ahead of you, baby.”

Marilyn goes down.

“H-how long is this r-r-ride?” moaned Jeremy to Mickey.

“Three minutes,” said Mickey.

“Of c-course, the good r-ride is short,” moaned Jeremy.

The ride went into blast off. It put a ton of pressure into the cabin, pushing Marilyn down further onto Jeremy’s crotch.

They got into line for Test Track. The line was so short, that they were just casually placed into the video room. Mickey leaned against the wall and sighed as the two people rambled on and on about the ride.

“So, we’re test dummies in this ride?” said Wolfie. “Sweet.

“But what about that famous crash test?” said Brood. “Where they smash you into a wall.”

“Oh, we do that,” smirked Mickey.

The lights came on and Amanda, Wolfie and Mickey exited, leaving Brittany and Brood standing there, terrified.

With that, they followed the three girls to a white car. Brood got in first in the first row. Mickey sat next to her, then Brittany and Mar. In the back sat Wolfie, Amanda and Alexa. They rounded a corner and Brood turned around to Alexa.

“Remember that I love you baby,” said Brood.

“We’re not going to die,” smiled Alexa.

Brood turned around. “You didn’t hear Mickey.”

The ride went by pretty fast, too fast for Brood and Brittany. Why they sat in the front row, they’ll never know. The car rounded a bend and the car now looked at a wall. This was the end. Brood and Brittany shut their eyes as the car sped towards the wall. They felt a gush of wind on their faces. Were they traveling to heaven? They opened their eyes. They were on the track that twisted around the building. They both shot their hands up and enjoyed what was left of the ride.

“No,” said Mickey. “I wanna see you all trip out on Rio De Tempo aka the Mexican version of Small World.”

“Gee thanks,” said Brood.

They walked into the pyramid and saw it was not only a boat ride but a shopping area as well. Alexa gasped. “Broodie, I want a skirt!”

“Okay, okay, baby, after the ride,” giggled Brood.

They got into the line. “I should have had some alcohol, I heard it makes this ride a trip,” hummed Mickey.

“Can’t I just pretend to trip out?” asked Alexa. “I really want one of those skirts.”

“This ride is also shorter than Small World,” said Mickey.

A boat pulled up and Mickey pulled Brittany and Wolfie into her row. “Y’all will protect me, right?”

“Protect you from what?” asked Brittany.

“The puppet carousel.”

The ride soon came to a close and they were all freaking out to get off. “I WANT OFF THIS FUCKED UP RIDE!” cried Alexa.

“WHY DID I RIDE!?” screamed Mickey.

“I WILL NEVER RIDE THAT AGAIN!” cried Brood.

“This will make for the best youtube video ever,” Alexa smirked.

“LET ME OFF!” screamed Brood.

The boat pulled up to the loading deck and they all booked it out of the pyramid.

===NORWAY===

“I love this area!” giggled Mickey.

“Germany is next!” cheered Brood.

“The sooner we ride Maelstrom, the sooner we get to Germany,” said Mickey.

“Maelstrom?” said Brood.

“Like Rio De Tempo,” said Amanda.

“Only, less scary,” said Mickey.

“I hated Rio De whatever!” cried Wolfie.

“I’m gonna have those nightmares again,” cried Mickey.

“You poor thing,” soothed Wolfie hugging Mickey.

“This is actually fun,” said Amanda as they got into line.

“The trolls put a spell on you,” said Mickey.

“And you go backwards,” said Amanda.

“I thought you learned things from this park?” said Alexa.

“You do,” said Wolfie.

“But this ride has trolls,” said Alexa.

“The focus of this ride is not about trolls,” said Mickey. “But about Norway.”

“Then why trolls?” asked Alexa.

“Because trolls are a part of the Norwegian culture,” said Mickey.

“Let’s hope she’s not talking about troll dolls,” laughed Mar.

“That would be down right freaky,” said Amanda.

They board onto a viking ship. The ride starts out as an incline. Ahead is a viking head. His eye lit up blue and began to spin.

“This ride is a trip!” laughed Wolfie.

“Everytime I hear that word, I get remembered of my ex-gf and how much she hated hippies,” sighed Mickey.

“Excuse me?” said Brood.

They rushed down a small waterfall. “That was boring,” yawned Mar.

They passed snowy scenes and the room became colder. “God, it got cold!” shivered Wolfie.

“It’s simulating snow!” said Amanda.

“I bet Alyssa would just hate this cause it’s not Rammstein cause Rammstein is all there is in the world and without Rammstein, the world would completely fall of it’s axis cause Till’s hotness keeps the eart-”

“I think you just need to fall in love again,” said Wolfie.

“We already talked that over,” said Amanda.

“No, I think she does,” said Wolfie as she pressed Mickey and Brittany to a kiss. Amanda, Alexa, Brood and Mar all screamed. “OH SHIT! I was meaning to do that with Brood!”

“WHAAAAAT!?” screamed Brood and Alexa as they slapped her at the same time.

“AWKWARD!” screamed Brittany and Mickey as the boat fell down the last waterfall.

They get off and they both run to the bathroom, while popping in some eclipse gum. Once in the bathroom, they began to wash their mouthes out.

“I don’t think Brittany is revolting,” said Mar.

“And Brittany, Mickey isn’t revolting either,” said Alexa.

“But we’re friends!” said Brittany.

“And that’s just wrong!” said Mickey.

They left the bathroom. “I know what would make you forgive me,” sighed Wolfie.

“What?” asked Mickey.

“Going to Germany,” said Wolfie.

“Eh,” said Mickey.

“And having Amanda try on some lederhosen,” said Wolfie.

“WOLFIE!” screamed Amanda.

“Damn it Amanda!” cried Wolfie. “I’m trying to make up for what I did!”

“So should you be the one to wear the lederhosen?” asked Amanda.

“Guys-” began Mickey.

“It wouldn’t be nearly as funny if I did it,” said Wolfie.

“Oh but with me it would be hilarious would it?” sneered Amanda.

“Um,” said Brittany.

“Pretty much,” said Wolfie.

“You guys just wanna go to Germany?” asked Alexa.

“Yeah, I don’t see these two stopping anytime soon,” sighed Mar.

Mickey, Brittany, Brood, Alexa and Mar all walked off to Germany.

“You are such a Princess!” growled Amanda. Wolfie gasped. “Mickey, we should take her to Fant-Mick?”

Amanda and Wolfie noticed the group had left them. Amanda sighed. “I guess you don’t have to dress me up, huh? Mickey and Brittany must be okay with each other!”

“No, you have to make-up for calling me princess,” said Wolfie as she and Amanda went off to Germany. They found the group in the restaurant. Brittany was eating some braughtworst. “Hey, um, Amanda is about to wear some lederhosen, don’t wanna miss it, so come on.”