Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

He is just pissed off because of sushi. I'm an Otaku and even I don't like sushi, so I don't really blame him. But really, there must be something else to eat besides dumplings. Someone should explain convenience stores. And maybe also vending machines, since there are a lot of those on the streets there.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

Adell wrote:Or like, go to a mcdonalds. They have those in japan for American tourists.

I prefer the vending machines. Unless they suck up his cash, I think there is less chance of him getting arrested, or at least acquiring police attention like Quixote. Also, convenience stores there have plenty of really weird customers, especially late at night, so unless he is openly threatening, I think there should be no chance of him being reported.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

I honestly think no one would bat an eye at a pirate walking in lol. It just seems like one of those things that might happen in Japan from time to time (Has no idea what he's talking about and is super tired)

If you ever need to ask the questions "Am I needed? Should I help them?" The answer is always yes. Always.

Adell wrote:I honestly think no one would bat an eye at a pirate walking in lol. It just seems like one of those things that might happen in Japan from time to time (Has no idea what he's talking about and is super tired)

My brother was in Japan for a few weeks a while back, so I'll ask him.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

I saw. Looks good. I'll let you know if there is anything to add, just like always.

He says vending machines are perfect, as they have a good supply of food and drinks, and are cheap, while dispensing pretty decent quantities of food.

Also, convenience stores, especially the really quiet ones where Hikikomori go, are good ideas too, according to him.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

Maybe if someone tweets him telling him what vending machines are, he will be grateful to us for allowing him to eat stuff other than dumplings.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

...Or, you know, you could say nothing... OK, whatever. I don't have the energy for this. I'll just go to bed and come back tomorrow hoping someone sent him to a vending machine...

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

BTW, if he really is in Japan, he is almost in the same timezone as me. If the puppetmasters don't cheat time-wise, I may be communicating with him while you are all asleep. So, what is our course of action? Unlike Don Quixote, John Silver doesn't need that much supervision. And, he is in Japan, where (pardon me for tapping into stereotypes) weirdness is more commonplace.

And about Gulliver. I'll try to get John tell about his adventures, that should give us an idea which book he was pulled after.And, for that matter, how did they get to know each other, anyway?

UPD: Pleasepleaseplease let a cute Magical Girl cross over... ^__^

I have attempted to suppress my inner hyperspace future gardener crying out against all the injustice I am committing.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

We could always try and get him closer to one of our relative positions via the judicious application of a fictional treasure map? See if we can sort of steer him towards a continent where more of us speak the same language as him. Unlessthere are any of us in Japan at this point...

They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.

The treasure map might be a great way to lure him to a place we want him to be, but for now we really don't have any reason to move him as long as he stays out of trouble. I think we should keep the map in mind, especially if we need to move him somewhere specific for Mr.A to send him back to the fictional world.

If you ever need to ask the questions "Am I needed? Should I help them?" The answer is always yes. Always.

We could always try and get him closer to one of our relative positions via the judicious application of a fictional treasure map? See if we can sort of steer him towards a continent where more of us speak the same language as him. Unlessthere are any of us in Japan at this point...

Actually, my brother speaks the language pretty well, I know a good deal of it, and I actually know a few people over there that I can probably get to help if we need them, which I doubt we will.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."