Nick Hogan Slept With My Roommate Jessica Barton

Nick Hogan Slept With My Roommate Jessica Barton

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica Barton was my roommate in 2007 while I was in Undergrad in Pre-Med at UCF. I thought she was just a bartender. Her twin sister Jennifer Barton would occasionally come over and sometimes she’d help me with my modeling photos. I never wanted to be a model, but at 5’10” it’s difficult to not be scouted. Jessica moved in on Valentine’s Day 2007. Jessica only moved in with a few giant black garbages bags full of clothes and her dog. I asked Jennifer what her plans were for her life? Are you going to college? Jennifer replied, “No, I don’t want to go to college.” I asked why? She replied. “I don’t like people telling me what to do.” That answer said it all. If you’re stupid enough to think that all higher education is about people telling you what to do. You have serious problems.

A few months later Nick Hogan and his buddy show up at our house. Nick was calling his Dad, Hulk Hogan as I watched him lie and tell him he was with his friend in their hotel room and they were safe. Nick was underage at this time, 17. He went into the small third bedroom next to mine and had sex with Jessica. Nick and his friend were on drugs and drunk. I just let his buddy crash in my room because I had to go to class. On my way out the door his friend took my photo in front on Nick’s yellow corvette.

In April I was trying to move out. Jennifer turned out to be a stripper and prostitute with her sister Jessica. Jennifer went into my bedroom. I had painted it charcoal on one half and spa green-blue the other half. I was desperately trying to move out at the end of the school year before I started medical school. I had professional movers come to move all of my heavy furniture. They had nothing. Not even a sofa. While I was studying for my final exams. Jennifer was screaming at 4 am that she was talking to my dead sister. I had a sister who was tragically killed by a drunk driver. Jessica screamed over and over, “I’m talking to your sister and she says she hates you.” This was beyond sick. This demented trashy bimbo was telling me she was talking to my dead sister. I had enough and called the police and told the dispatcher that she was drunk, on drugs and telling me she was talking to my deceased sister.

The police removed Jessica and Jennifer. I didn’t press any charges. I just wanted to study and move out. I was trying to move the few last things out, my girl friend from England was on my bed sleeping while I packed through the night bringing just the things I needed for my Turn Key condo. Jennifer went into my room and started jumping on my bed screaming “I don’t give a f*ck about your friend.” Over and over again. I ran upstairs to see what was going on. Jennifer ran out of my room and stood at the edge of my door. As I ran past her into her room, I accidentally stepped on her foot. She called 911 and said I was trespassing and had stepped on her foot. I told the officer that I was moving into a Turn Key. He didn’t know what that meant. He’s an Oviedo cop. I’m an extremely athletic woman and if I wanted to hurt Jennifer, it wouldn’t be hard.

I’m very classy and nothing would make me hit another person. Not even a psycho like Jennifer Barton. This cop arrested me, and my English girlfriend bailed me out. I came home to collect the rest of my things. Luckily, I found my car keys in the bushes that one of them threw outside. The charges were never filed and I never had to go to court for them. They just took my pretty mug shot which is still online to this day. I looked great. No make up and beautiful. I was able to move my remainging things out with Jennifer demanding that the police be there to protect her the entire time. I filled up the giant white Cadillac SUV and took off on my white horse. No knight in shining armor to rescue me from this hell. Before I lived with them I had a beautiful condo all alone. My lease was up and I just needed a place to transition between going from Undergrad to Medical School. I found Jessica on Roommates.com. Which I felt was better than Craigslist. The townhouse was owned by her mother, but went into forclousure after I moved out. They stole my security deposit among other things.

While living with them, Jennifer was turned down several times by Playboy. She shot in some stupid special addition. Now they are 34. Jennifer is still riding that pole. She has nasty tattoos on her thighs, stomach and arms. She is the epitome of white trash. All of the problems they caused in my life 10 years ago. I’m a successful physician, married to a physician and where are they? In Orlando, riding the pole. Jennifer posting old photos of herself on Instagram of her and her incestusous twin. I thought High School was bad. Nothing is better than success. I use to have the polaroids of their breasts before they had their implants put in. I’ve seen bigger breasts on a 12 year old.

While I was their roommate they would keep these Dachshund’s locked up in cages. I would take them out when I came home from class. Walk them. Bathe them and use Jennifer’s body loofa to scrub all the poop out of their cages. They’d go for a ride with me in my car and sleep in my room. I felt really sorry for these poor dogs. For anyone out there who has been bullied and abused by someone. If you have class and you know they don’t have any. Don’t worry, because I am living proof that after 10 years I have a successful and happy life. All they have to show for themselves are some old floozy photos. I had the last laugh. I’ve been all over the world and have fulfilled all of my dreams. I continue to help people and save lives. That’s all that matters. They wanted fame and fortune. However, no one wanted them. They’re just washed up strippers in a dingy hole in the wall strip club at 34. No plans for the future. Just stuck with their silicone implants, caked on makeup and fake personalities. It saddens me to watch what America has become these last 4 years of Reality Stars and Social Media whores. I love my country, but I wish our people would smarten up.

You wrote this huge novel that had no substance. I get that the twins are evil, but you really didn’t do a good job explaining why and I was expecting more when you named dropped Nick Hogan. This was kind of a bust.- nik

Nik, you like name dropping. Nick Hogan was 17, and talking about someone underage is gross. You wanted to hear more about him? Who cares? They are all losers.
Just look at what Jessica and Jennifer are doing now. Riding a dirty pole. Most people are better 10 years later. That just insn’t the case with these 2 whores.