Gaijin Superheroes

Go Mr. Whiteboy, tu-tu-tu-turn that table!
Go Gosai Mastah, inadi song you enable
Da samurai spirit, widdi Musashi stylee
We love Hokkaido models — and Minogue Kylee
It’s da Miyagi Sensei, ki-ki-ki kicking our ass
But it’s fully OK, as he got class
Let us show you the power of the rubba dub ki
In return we’ll show you how the Japanese girls go: “Iiiii!”