You need a real woman in your life, taking care of home and still fly… Ran by the man but the women keep the tempo… Still play my part and let you take the lead role…. It’s the light that makes the diamond really shine…

Damn girl. That’s some fucked up shit. I genuinely pity any women that feels this way about her relationship.

Here’s another Beyonce one from “Partition”:

Take all of me, I just wanna be the girl you like.

Similar to Mya’s lyrics from “My loves is like Woh”

What kind of girl you like?… My main goal is to please you.

In both videos, they changes into all different styles and act out different characters. I’ll be anyone for you! Don’t worry about who I am inside. My real personality is not important, I’m just a blank slate for your fantasies!

In Eve’s song “Eve of Destruction,” (which is an excellent song. I actually like all of these songs which is why this shit is so frustrating), in the middle of extolling her amazing rapping skills, she drops this bomb:

Not greater than the average man, but I’m top choice.

Um, excuse me? Eve, you’re head and shoulders above the average man. You’re also better than a better-than-average man! Don’t sell yourself short!

I saw these magnetic “gag” bumper stickers in Spencer’s Gifts the other day:

“Slap one of our hilarious magnetic bumper “sticker” signs on someone’s car and laugh your butt off as they drive down the road. These signs are printed on magnetic sheeting so they will not damage the vehicles finish, but we CANNOT guarantee what they do to the ego of the driver! Stick one on someone’s car… They won’t notice for days!”

One of the stickers said “Honk for Gay Rights!” and it had a little rainbow on it. Seriously? “Gay rights” are supposed to be embarrassing? That’s just fucked up.

Why is this blog here? Well, I need to write, that is why. I like to think of myself as a writer but I have hardly written a thing lately, and I need a medium to do so. Maybe most of it will suck, but if I’m not producing anything at all, then where am I going to mine for quality stuff?