This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.

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Saturday, August 14, 2010

A Quick Thanks to Bar Stool Sports

Hotling for our fat boy readerswho don't get laid much.

NYC's Bar Stool Sports Magazine Quotes Bigger Fatter Blog.

Obligatory Food Picture.

As our readers know Bigger Fatter Blog is becoming the go to source for all things fat and fat acceptance related. Bigger Fatter Blog has supplanted NAAFA as the chief size acceptance media source. Bar Stool Sports along with ABC News, CNN, the BBC, CBS and Fox News has quoted Bigger Fatter Blog is a very flattering way in a article titled Fat Acceptance Brings Gainers Out of the Sexual Closet.

From the Bar Stool Sports news story:“The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over,” says the Bigger Fatter Blog. “We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it.”

I give this Bigger Fatter Blogger a lot and I mean a lot of credit. “We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it.” Amen brother. Can’t argue with that. It’s the opposite of this guy that gives fat people a bad rap. The ones that say they can’t help it. The ones that make a stink at the airport that they can’t fit in the seat and need a free flight. The ones that want everyone to accommodate them. The ones that make themselves look really hot when you’re 20 drinks deep at 4 AM on a Saturday. It’s people like that that make the Super Sized Big Handsome Men on Feeder Fantasy Blog shunned by society when all they’re trying to do is eat fuck and eat.

BERRRRROP!!

Thank you Bar Stool Sports your for fair and balanced reporting. If I, Fat Bastard were to play a sport it would be a bar stool sport just like Norm Peterson from Cheers.

Norm Peterson bar stool athlete and hero to fat asses everywhere.

Bar Stool Sports gets it. The old NAAFA style fat acceptance does not speak for fat people and in fact the psychotic rhetoric and the schizophrenic messages it sends to and about fat people do far more harm than good. People don't like liars especially liars whose lies don't even pass the giggle test. The New Fat Acceptance is not ashamed to say and proudly proclaims that ALL FAT PEOPLE ARE GLUTTONS!