It started in a meeting. We were playing bullshit bingo, and
on the third round I thought to myself: "Oh my God! Can't
someone just shoot that bastard?" I was getting tired of
bullshit bingo and was fingering with some office supplies. As a
sworn Lego-fan, I always try to connect things together. I was
connecting two Maulies, then suddenly one of them flew across
the room and hit the boring speaker right on the nose. He got a
nose-bleed and had to stop the presentation early.

Later that week, people came in to thank me. Some even
brought chocolate. But most of them wanted to know where I had
bought that fabulous gun. I showed them how it was made. They
were thrilled and from that day on, we haven't had a single
boring presentation.

Someone said to me that I could patent the use of the Maulies
and sell the ideas. But I told him: "There is enough greed in
the world. I want to help people. I want their life to be a
better life. I want them to have what I have. A whole range of
guns. Made from office supplies."

Testimonies

"Before, I spent most of my salary at
thinkgeek.com on toy weapons for the office. A net-friend told
me about OfficeGuns. Now I can build my own for free and use the
money on this nifty green laser."- Giovanni, Varese, Italy

"I used to get all the boring assignments at the
office. Now my boss does not dare and gives them to Brian. Thank
you OfficeGuns!"- Stan, Builth, Wales

"Life at work was peachy. Stan got all the
boring assignments and I could surf all day. Now the boss comes
to me with these assignments. But times are changing. I've found
OfficeGuns"- Brian, Builth, Wales

"Life as a supervisor used to be quite simple. I
could delegate boring assignments to my two clueless assistants:
Brian and Stan. Now they have found
OfficeGuns. I do not dare approach them with
boring assignments anymore. I have to do them myself. Thanks alot!
>:-("- Reg, Builth, Wales

"My husband Bubba used to come home from work
all pissed off. He did not get the same respect at the office as
he gets at home from me and our 5 children. But now, thanks to
OfficeGuns, he can get the respect both at the
office and at home. Thanks OfficeGuns!"- Becky, Lubbock, Texas, USA

"I used to make guns from office accessories
myself, but after a few accidents and some not-really-needed
limbs later I've turned to OfficeGuns for the
safe and tested stuff."- Wilhelm, Peiss, Germany

Note: We never said these guns were safe!
But they are tested.

"I used to be fat and without friends at the
office. In meetings, I was afraid to come forward with my
opinions. Then a friend told me about OfficeGuns. Now when I sit
in meetings and disagree, I just shoot the bastard. I've lost
weight thanks to higher confidence and now Brady is the fat
friendless one. Thank you OfficeGuns"- Mike, Douglas, Georgia, USA