Before I say anything I just wanted to make some things clear. Warning: Some ranting and meanness will occur in this profile.

First of all, I hate it when people ask me &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;How am I doing?&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; That's put a lot of pressure on me because to me that means &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;Do you have a life yet?&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; or &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;Are you homeless yet?&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; Now people ask me that a lot more ever since my mother past away. And I always answer &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;I'm fine&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; or &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;I'm okay.&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; Which in my opinion is a polite way of saying &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;Leave me alone.&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; It's not that I'm trying to drive people away, I'm saying that I am boring. And no I am not homeless. As long as my dad and I are still alive and we still have money in the bank and still afford to buy food, clothing, and shelter, we are fine.

Second, I don't do conversations. Conversations are for people who have a life. I don't have a life. I'm boring. That's why I hate it when people ask me &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;What you been doing?&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; Nothing exciting ever happens to me every day you know. I don't have anything exciting nor fun to do If I did I will tell you. There's no need to ask. The only fun things I ever do is write fanfiction and go to Bingo.

Third, please, for the love of George Carlin, don't ask me &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;Anything new?&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; This is my life. All I ever do is eat, sleep, watch TV, play real life bingo, and take an occasional walk.

And forth for the sake of humanity, please oh please, do not say &amp;amp;amp;amp;quot;Go get a job.&amp;amp;amp;amp;quot; You think I haven't tried? I've been filling up applications since I was 19 and I've been looking for a job ever since my family and I moved to Rockport, Texas. No one wants hire of me because I don't have a job. The only real job I ever did had was being a care taker to my late mother's old bingo buddy who died in April 2008.

So please if you ever see me on the net or in real life, please do not ask me anything of those things above. Thank you.

Sorry for the rant, I just wanted to get that off of my chest.

Now returning to the profile already in progress.

I am a 33 year old female web surfer. I live with my father and I have two older brothers.

I hate it when people who I don't have anything in common with asking me if they want to be my friend, I hate telemarketer, answering the phone, clingy people, people who hang my every word, people who tried to get to know me, people who find me fansinating, medical commercials, explaing anything to people, nosy people, people who snoop around my life, people who pried into my life, people who talk during bingo (especially when I get close to winning), people who talk about their medical conditions/ailments to me, people who talk about their problems to me, chit-chat, conversations, sports, insects (except for butterflies and honey bees), spiders, snakes, extremely happy people, interruptions, love, relationships, marriage, mushy romantic stuff, couples who call each other sickening sweet pet names, child and animal abuse and exploitation, chains (whether they are regular or e-mail), people with evil souls, sports, racism, sexism, predijuice, players, oppression, capitalism, communism, politics, doctors, going to the bathroom, pain, suffering, getting my time of the month, people who have little or nothing on their online profiles who only ask me to be their friend so that they can gain points to purchase pretend stuff, and anything else that is evil.

My fears are death, falling, dating, and commitment.

My flaws are that I'm self-center, I stutter when I talk to people and I don't announciate, I believe that no one wants to be my friend, I'm a klutz, I'm a retard, I always think that the world revolves around me, I saying/doing things without thinking, my fattness, my ugliness, no balance, no intelligence, no mind, no heart, no soul, I get distracted real easily, I question everything, my lack of belief in God(nor do I believe that he ever truely like me. I don't think God even likes me. I don't believe God ever made me.), no focus, and I'm nearsighted.

I'm the worst friend in God. I am never there for someone. I use people just ask art requests and co-authors. I've never done a good deed. I don't help solve people's problems. I don't give advise. I never done any volunteer work. I don't help. I don't give blood. I don't save lives. I'm not helping the environment. I don't try new things. I can't save the Earth. I can't save the solor system. I can't save the galaxy. I can't save the universe. I can't save God.

I'm always saying/doing things without thinking. I hurt people without even knowing it. I never do anything right. I always get everything wrong. I can't anything perfectly right the first time. I lose in every argument. I have no intelligence. I have no mind, no heart, and no soul. I never learned how to drive. I don't care about anyone but myself and I'm afraid of anything and everything. I'm good for nothing.

I'm the worst friend but the best enemy you would ever have. If I'm on your friends list please delete me from it. If I've request you to be my friend, denied it and have me block. If you want me to leave this site I'll will do so.