Britney Spears wears thong bikinis

Britney Spears was spotted on a beach in Mexico showing off her figure in a thong bikini. And wow is it flattering. Assuming, of course, that flattering now means exactly the opposite of what it used to mean. How is she looking in a mirror and going, “Yeah, yeah, this is real good. This would look great in a thong.” What should be happening is she should be looking in a mirror, then crying, then putting on a trash bag to wear as she drives to the beach sobbing.

AFter Lipo her boddy is kinda fucked up so it won’t respond to her working out the same way.

Why is it so hard for some women to realize that they aren’t 16 years old anymore? Buy some different clothes Britt. And here’s a suggestion, you aren’t a pig rolling in the mud out on a hog farm in Iowa, so stop wearing clothes that make you look like you are. Seriously, there are uglier girls with worse boddies that look ten times hotter than her because they know how to dress.