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Thursday, December 9, 2010

You're Being Mooned!

I've distracted the Tart and taken over her spot at Burrowers, Books and Balderdash. She will probably figure out the retreat was a decoy by tomorrow, but for today, I'M IN CHARGE!!!

Come on over if you want to learn about my plan for Feline Domestic Domination. But if you don't like cats or would thwart us, maybe I can interest you instead in just checking back tomorrow. Pretend you never saw me.

Love, Cali

Tart Edit: My friend Christopher Allen, in his hat as editor of Metazen is interviewing Jincy Willett today and it's delightful--check it out!

Oh please -- of course my cat rules over me. Ever since he had a bad stroke and only recovered by about 85%, he's shamelessly played on my sympathy. But behind his back I call him crooked butt because of the way he now walks.

The Naked Tart

I write books from my bathtub and blog in my basement. For a full bio on the 3 faces of me, check out the tab. As for the shenanigans around here... Confessions of a Watery Tart is my primary blog. It has lots on writing, some life... mostly I just want to encourage you to play with me. Silliness abounds. I also have a Song of Ice and Fire Blog because frankly I'm obsessed and have tons of theories and ideas, so I decided to give myself a place to channel those besides brief facebook comments.
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