Nerd

A couple days before the devastating earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand I made a post on SFN where I talked about an unsettling dream I'd just had- in the dream a natural disaster befell Christchurch. I trust my intuition. And my intuition is telling me you need to tread lightly if you plan on meeting Porn Stache. Maybe it's just because I think the guy is a massive turdburglar, but if you go on a date with him I implore you to maintain contact with your sister, do not get in his car, and stick to public places. I could be wrong about him, and if I am my apologies to Porn Stache (though I'm convinced you're a dickhead), but my gut is telling me he is Steven x 10. The only thing that makes me think I could be wrong is that he has a black lab- if he treats it well there might be some part of him that is human. And if he turns out to not be a psycho and you guys hit it off I'm happy for you. Regardless, I think there is something you did in this life and/or a past life that you're trying to atone for by going out with assholes who like to hurt women. I would implore you to get in touch with RM and see if she can put you on a path towards integrating whatever guilt you're feeling so you can heal. Finally, to anyone who has read this far, please don't make a mockery of this.