If you're gonna shoot for the (probably) impossible, you might as well pull out the big guns.

And if there's one thing Enterprise High School senior Cole LaBrant has, it's big guns. The buff Alabama senior -- one-third of Vine superstar group Dem White Boyz -- an avowed Selenator, spent 10 days filming one of the most epic promposal videos of all time recently in the dim hope that his celeb crush Selena Gomez might join him for the dance in March.

Lip synching and dancing along to such Gomez hits as "Love You Like A Love Song" and "Slow Down" (and, ahem, some tracks from bestie Taylor Swift as well) on the beach, in the bathroom shaving, on railroad tracks, in a grocery store and a cornfield, Cole told HuffPo that he picked Gomez because she's so down to earth.

"She's someone I look up to. She's someone who knows who she is, and I respect that a lot," he said. Good luck, kid.