I am a female living in Canada. I am between the ages of 10 and 40. I love to watch, play and talk about hockey and I one horses. Fuck this shit... Here's the real me...

I have no faith in humanity. I hate the Flyers with a passion and I am scared shitless of going to Philadelphia. I love the Penguins. I play hockey and live in Canada and just to piss people off, I will mention that I love Sidney Crosby and Matt Cooke. I hate puck sluts/bunnies and if I ever meet one I will seriously go ape shit on her. I also love to troll. Bye Bye Jordy... Forever in our hearts. Once a Penguin, always a Penguin. We ride together we die together Penguins for life. In Staal we trust. 87-71-11 forever 877111

Just in case you are wondering, I was talking about hockey in the above paragraph. But there is a lot more you don't know about me. Like my favourite music genres/bands or if I play any other sports besides hockey or my favourite colour, song, food etc. if I have a twitter or a tumblr or a blog or if I like to write, how old I am, what grade I'm in etc.

now I will post numbers from 1-11 and I will answer the items discussed in the above paragraph. (btw it's 2:47 am where I am right now.)

1. I like all types of music

2. I currently do not have a favourite band

3. I ride horses (yes I count it as a sport!)

4. Green, Yellow, blue are my favourite colours

5. One Thing is my favourite song right now.

6. Tough choice... I think it might be cod chowder...

7. Yes I have a twitter (@taylorwitruk @pensfan979787)

8. Tumblr too (blackandgoldnoodle)

9. and a blog (pensbromance97.blogspot.com)

10. I don't particularly enjoy writing, but that's only because I hate my writing

11. I will leave you to guess my age, grade, and location.

One of my first stories will either be one I took from someone to improve on or one that took that story and expanded it a lot more. Starting with Sidney Crosby meeting his wife and ending with the birth of his daughter's son. If it gets enough positive reviews I will continue the series over the many crosby generations. My stories will be posted under the Misc. category and will have the word HOCKEY in the description. I will be posting story links on my blog and tumblr/twitter feed too

Lily Luna Potter is different. She has a talent and is the first Potter in Slytherin. But being a Slytherin and madly in love with Scorpius Malfoy who is dating cousin Rose Weasley is hard to deal with. (Please review!)

A new boy starts at Hogwarts. He's in the sixth year and the son of your dad's enemy. You are specifically told to stay away from him by both your dad and your uncle. You try to obey them and keep clear of this young, blonde and extrememly attractive Malfoy but your Lily Luna Potter so of course you cant!

Lily Potter dreamed of going to Hogwarts and being in Gryffindor. But the time comes for her to go to Hogwarts, and her dreams change. What will happen when she becomes a Slytherin, befriends a Malfoy, and turns against her family? Everything falls apart.

This fic was inspired by a song from a cartoon ; . Scorpius Malfoy was excited to FINALLY have a best friend he could invite to stay for the summer. What he hasn't counted on is his best friend's stubborn sister tagging along.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, and Dumbledore are transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they are told to watch a very hilarious parody musical about Harry called 'A Very Potter Musicical'.

It had been the news on everyone's lips for weeks, the shock of Wizarding Britain, The Daily Prophet named it: The sign of true change, The Quibler called it: Sign of the Apocalypse! Lily Potter was marrying Scorpius Malfoy.

Once one secret is revealed, all the rest come tumbling after. An unintended kiss, an unexpected alliance, two mistaken identities, a decade-old prophecy, and one dusty photo found in an attic that changes everything.

I DO NOT OWN PLACES OR CHARACTERS! Lily Luna Potter doesn't fit in well with the rest of the Weasley/ Potter clan and she is sick of pleasing her cousins. Just maybe a certain Malfoy can make her see her true beauty.PLEASE NO HATERS!

First she was sorted Slytherin. Then she was attached at the hip to Malfoy. But when and who crossed the invisible line...sealing them as so much more than friends? Follow Lily and Scorpius from the beginning of her time at Hogwarts.

Lily Luna Potter prides herself with being different from expectations. When she's Sorted into Slytherin, she struggles with family, friends, hormones and the idea that falling in love with your best friend/brother/not boyfriend thing might not be the worst thing in the world.

Lily Luna has just found out that she's dying due to some defect in her heart. The first person she tells, amazingly, is Scorpius Malfoy. What she doesn't know is Scorpius loves her. Can she fall in love before Death comes to take her away?

Max Talbot met Juliet Forbes in 2007 and through a series of events were separated by circumstances that neither one could avoid. Can this hockey player and soldier find a way to be together? Rated M for language, violence, and sexual themes.

HOCKEY Part one of a series of stories. Starting with the close of the 2011 season and ending with the birth of his twins, this story follows the life of Sidney Crosby through all his ups and downs. It's not as bad as the summary. Rated T for mild language. Reader discretion is advised