1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours.
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2.People who are willing to get off their ass and to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to change the channel manually.
3. When people say" OH YOU JUST WANT YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO."
DAMN RIGHT I DO!!! What good is cake if you can't eat it.
4.When people say..."IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK." Of course it is.Why would you keep looking after you found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "DID YOU SEE THAT!!" No jerk I paid good money to come in here and stare at the floor.
6.When people say.."Can I ask you a question?"....Really didn't give me much of a choice there, did you sunshine?
7.When something is "new and improved"...Which is it? If it is new,then there has never been anything before it.If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new then.
8.When people say "LIFE IS SHORT"
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.
What can you do that this longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "HAS THE BUS COME YET?"
If the bus came and left would I be standing there?
Gotta luv my buddy from Ireland. He sends me these.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2.People who are willing to get off their ass and to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to change the channel manually. 3. When people say" OH YOU JUST WANT YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO." DAMN RIGHT I DO!!! What good is cake if you can't eat it. 4.When people say..."IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK." Of course it is.Why would you keep looking after you found it? 5. When people say while watching a film "DID YOU SEE THAT!!" No jerk I paid good money to come in here and stare at the floor. 6.When people say.."Can I ask you a question?"....Really didn't give me much of a choice there, did you sunshine? 7.When something is "new and improved"...Which is it? If it is new,then there has never been anything before it.If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new then. 8.When people say "LIFE IS SHORT" What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does. What can you do that this longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "HAS THE BUS COME YET?" If the bus came and left would I be standing there? Gotta luv my buddy from Ireland. He sends me these.

I do like my cake and if its mine I will eat it all so ,if people dont like that they can go make there own .why the hell do they think ya made it ???? PMS you are ok in my book ,just stick to your guns girl ,,,,,RED

I do like my cake and if its mine I will eat it all so ,if people dont like that they can go make there own .why the hell do they think ya made it ???? PMS you are ok in my book ,just stick to your guns girl ,,,,,RED

When someone with a really big head/or hair/or is really tall sits in front of you in a movie theater. When someone continually gets up and down and crosses in front of you in a movie theater. When someone with a mouthfull of food converses with you. Or,makes disgusting noises when they eat. When 2 women are gossiping in the middle of the grocery isle and you can't get past them. When someone who does not appear handicapped at all, has a handicapped plate/sticker/and parks in handicapped areas. When someone says,is it raining,and is looking out the same window you are,at the rain. Like Jimmy Durante said,I got a million of them!!

When someone with a really big head/or hair/or is really tall sits in front of you in a movie theater. When someone continually gets up and down and crosses in front of you in a movie theater. When someone with a mouthfull of food converses with you. Or,makes disgusting noises when they eat. When 2 women are gossiping in the middle of the grocery isle and you can't get past them. When someone who does not appear handicapped at all, has a handicapped plate/sticker/and parks in handicapped areas. When someone says,is it raining,and is looking out the same window you are,at the rain. Like Jimmy Durante said,I got a million of them!!

This is one for the record books...
Why can someone call the hospital - 7 digits...and then ask, "What's the number to call the ambulance?" Ummmm 9-1-1
OR...Is this the hospital - yes it is can I help you? "Do you treat animals?" Yep - the human kind!!!

This is one for the record books... Why can someone call the hospital - 7 digits...and then ask, "What's the number to call the ambulance?" Ummmm 9-1-1 OR...Is this the hospital - yes it is can I help you? "Do you treat animals?" Yep - the human kind!!!

I got one for you. The other day i stopped at a 7-11 to get some Gatorade on my way to work. The guy working there asked me if i drink this stuff.
I told him , No when I get to work I usually throe it away:)
Here's your sign:)

I got one for you. The other day i stopped at a 7-11 to get some Gatorade on my way to work. The guy working there asked me if i drink this stuff. I told him , No when I get to work I usually throe it away:) Here's your sign:)