Was on my way to another bar...Pia's on Springfield avenue. Some ****sucker in a prius raced to get in front of me, then slowed to 25 in a 40 mph zone. Copped a bad case of road rage. That dude is lucky I didnt engage my 4x4 and drive over him.Something about them little bastages pizzes me off.

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes

The bad news is, this is how this procedure is performed today:

amputation.jpg

The good news is, you are just in time and well on your way to one bad-A pirate costume for Halloween!

Peg_Leg_MB_copy.jpg

Nice. Hey could you do it for me. I dont have a lot of money, you could keep the foot for a door stop or catfish bait. Or when you need to put a foot in someones azz and don't want to get poop on your shoes.

Former patient of mine. He seems happy enough about the outcome, doesn't he?My favorite line of this video clip is: "Look at all the juicy meat in that foot."

I watched the whole video cringing and squirming. When he started wiggling the toes I almost hurled.

aunt betty wrote:Was on my way to another bar...Pia's on Springfield avenue. Some ****sucker in a prius raced to get in front of me, then slowed to 25 in a 40 mph zone. Copped a bad case of road rage. That dude is lucky I didnt engage my 4x4 and drive over him.Something about them little bastages pizzes me off.

you should have kicked him in the jimmies with one of your gargoyle feet.

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes

First of all, I have a strict flip flop only rule from Memorial day to Labor day, I end up with toe nail injuries. With that said, I usually just spray it off with brake clean and go back about my day.

As for what you should do? I say you go to the bath room, open up the drawer with your razor in it, skip past it, grab your wifes pink one, and shave your Blue Waffle.

FIFY. He's infected.

The Cajun 7 Course Meal; 1 lb. of boudin and a six pack of Abita beer.

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes

First of all, I have a strict flip flop only rule from Memorial day to Labor day, I end up with toe nail injuries. With that said, I usually just spray it off with brake clean and go back about my day.

As for what you should do? I say you go to the bath room, open up the drawer with your razor in it, skip past it, grab your wifes pink one, and shave your Blue Waffle.

FIFY. He's infected.

Oh that's just nasty.

My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes

The bad news is, this is how this procedure is performed today:

amputation.jpg

The good news is, you are just in time and well on your way to one bad-A pirate costume for Halloween!

Peg_Leg_MB_copy.jpg

Nice. Hey could you do it for me. I dont have a lot of money, you could keep the foot for a door stop or catfish bait. Or when you need to put a foot in someones azz and don't want to get poop on your shoes.

Former patient of mine. He seems happy enough about the outcome, doesn't he?My favorite line of this video clip is: "Look at all the juicy meat in that foot."

I watched the whole video cringing and squirming. When he started wiggling the toes I almost hurled.