Comrades, the solar system is unfair! Why do some planets, like Jupiter, have so much mass and others, like Mercury, have so little? Is it because Mercury is mostly black? Join the #OCCUPY JUPITER movement and demand a more equal solar system!

Not just mass, but MOONS as well! Jupiter exploits other planets by opulently displaying more and bigger moons. Such flashes of inequality can be seen with the naked eye. This cannot go unobserved any longer. It's absolutely indecent!

We should have the government Sun redistribute the mass equally. Come to think of it, our sun is quite small compared to the other stars in the galaxy. The black hole in the middle should redistribute celestial mass as well. But our black hole isn't equal to all the other black holes either! We have to occupy the entire universe! But how can we be sure our universe is equal to all the other universes? We have to occupy the entire multiverse! BUT WAIT! WHAT ABOUT OTHER DIMENSIONS?! Comrades, we have a lot of slacking offlazing aboutloafing aroundnot working occupying to do.

I denounce all racist astronomy discussion! Such discussing involves black holes, red planets, yellow dwarfs and so forth. I find such talking exclusionary and marginalizes the rest of the universe. I am offended.<spit>

Meanwhile, Back at the Revolucion, is Bonnie Fwank "heading" Occupy Uranus? There could be quite the "movement" that I want no part of.

I denounce all racist astronomy discussion! Such discussing involves black holes, red planets, yellow dwarfs and so forth. I find such talking exclusionary and marginalizes the rest of the universe. I am offended.<spit>

You make a good point, comrade, but these astronomical terms were created by our like-minded friends in academia, so they are clearly not racist. Now, the tea baggers obviously prefer white tea for their party. It's clear they shun other teas of color, such as green or black. Now that's racist!

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand