Queen Elizabeth Goes Bughouse on Beacon Hill

Jack and Ajay are invited to "play" with Rebecca, one of the cougars who abused Ajay so mercilessly on the jet in "Let's Play with the Horney Teen". One of Rebecca's guests forgot to take her meds and morphs into the brutal, sadistic Queen Elizabeth. The Queen binds them, egged on by ethereal voices, intending to brand their privates. In desperation, Jack calls Nadine. Does she save the day? More

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“Queen Elizabeth Goes Bughouse on Beacon Hill” is written in a humorous, irreverent style to both entertain as well as titillate. One of my readers, Sujac has written, “First review I've ever written and I've read a lot of erotica, BDSM, etc. This book (Author note: Review was of Urban Legends: The Curious Tale of Naughty Alphonso's Adult Video's and Toy's) was a riot. Creative, hot, hysterically funny erotica and BDSM. BDSM funny? Yes! The way Ellioto writes it. I was laughing out loud while cringing at the same time. Loved the book so much I'm now reading everything he's written. This author has a truly twisted mind and I love it."(reviewed within a week of purchase). "Queen Elizabeth Goes Bughouse on Beacon Hill" is a full length novel at over 100,000 words.

In this ingeniously exaggerated story, Jack and Ajay pay a visit to Rebecca at her Beacon Hill mansion, one of the women who abused Ajay so mercilessly on the jet from Mumbai in "Let’s Play with the Horny Teen". They ostensibly visit for an enthusiastic one-off liaison. Little do they know that her two guests are sado-masochistic lovers. The sadist of the pair, known in New York fetish circles as Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, is a Mistress to avoid. Aggravated assault complaints litter her past. She keeps her aggressiveness under control with strong medication. Unfortunately she leaves her meds at home.

While Paris, the masochist, takes Ajay on a very painful but entirely sexual roll down the main staircase, Elizabeth morphs into the psycho Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. As the last of the medication’s control wanes, Her Majesty’s long missed ethereal voices return, particularly the voice of the senile, bats-in-the-belfry Queen Victoria with cameos from Winston Churchill and Neville Chamberlain.

Then, while Ajay introduces Paris to the Vulcan Nerve Pinch as a unique addition to their sexual repertoire, the elder Queen insists that Queen Elizabeth brand both Jack and Rebecca’s privates with her custom branding irons (a ‘Q’ and an ‘E’). Queen Victoria simply loves the way the smell of burned flesh goes so well with a snifter of port. Pandemonium ensues resulting in Jack and Rebecca bound together in a network of silk ropes, swinging helplessly from a chandelier hook, legs tied in a wide split. With the branding irons heating in the fireplace and Jack’s plums the constant focus of Queen Elizabeth’s nine lashed whip (which, quite unexpectedly, he enjoys very much), they expect the worst.

When the daft, bughouse Queen leaves the room, Jack manages to call his beautiful no-nonsense lover for help. Nadine Tiberius, a descendant of Caesar Tiberius with fighting skills rivaling those of 007, is the only person with the considerable cunning necessary to extricate Jack and Rebecca from their seemingly hopeless fate. Does she get there in time? Can she prevent the psycho, schizoid Queen Elizabeth from mutilating Jack and Rebecca? With suspense as thick as the wit, the full length novel will be available September 3, 2016..

BB “Tits” Ellioto is a dirty little monkey determined to present to the world the most courageous, outrageous sex adventures in modern literature. Why? Simply because good, well written, unabashed erotic literature is hard to find. Much of the explicit writings of today that involve BDSM are too grim. Too unyielding. Very little is written with wit and panache. I believe that the avid reader prefers an exciting, stimulating novel that will take them out of their comfort zone yet not in a way that would leave them upset or overly uncomfortable. Writing about curious teenagers with a penchant for sadomasochism and bondage presents the challenge of keeping it readable as they go about the business of abusing one another. By that I do NOT mean I strive to keep it light. The pain/pleasure the players force on each other is actually emphasized and deeply explored. Yet it is done in a way that is designed to entertain, stimulate and amuse. Taking the above into consideration, I believe that I have achieved an excellent balance in my writings. The reader has every opportunity to live vicariously in the shoes of the players, experiencing life from the viewpoint of both the sadist as well as the masochist. Wit and subtle humor are the offsetting elements to these stories that make them so very entertaining. The reader can easily sit back in their favorite chair and anticipate hours of a signature pleasure not easily found elsewhere. For more information on BB's writings, please feel free to visit the website dedicated to these books, www.sexsally.com.