We've seen Lynch work over the years, and it is something to behold. Apparently, he actually had a real career at a legitimate newspaper (and if you worked with Jim back in the day, how about giving me a call to fill me in with the details?), but these days, he's the hired gun for Scientology and its disinformation organ, Freedom.

Lynch, camerman, bodyguard: Voice employees, get ready for this kind of treatment!

In August, Freedom was in the news for its hilariously stupid parody of New Yorker magazine, which attempted to slime writer Lawrence Wright and Crash director Paul Haggis.

Although the articles carried no bylines, the work was pure Lynch: disjointed, illogical collections of calumny, based on the flimsiest of evidence. In other words, a hoot! And now he's going to write one about us? Oh, won't my friend Janet Reitman be jealous! (If we didn't have a dinner bet on who was going to get a Lynch story first, we should have.)

What's it like to be interviewed by Jim Lynch? Well, he's been caught on video plenty of times, but this is one of the best. It should give you a sense of the intelligence of his questions and his endearing style (he's the one in the tie):

Charming, isn't he?

Well, we don't even want to wait around to see what Jim will write about us. We know how smart our commenters are, so please, do Jim's job and write the intro for his story. The more vile and disgusting you can make the Voice sound as it poisons the country with its filth, the better!