David Fulton Was Real Excited to Sign With Packers

The Green Bay Packers signed safety David Fulton, an undrafted player from Division II Chowan University, earlier this week. We paid zero attention to this move because, well, that dude ain’t making the team.

But we’re paying attention now. Why?

Fulton’s Twitter account. He’s changed his screen name to FultonIsland — you know, like Revis Island. So he’s obviously full of confidence, but that’s still not why we’re paying attention.

After he got signed, Fulton unleashed a series of expletive-filled tweets, which have since been deleted. We’re guessing he was just happy about getting a shot in the NFL, but he apologized for them nonetheless.

I apologize to all the GreenBay Packer fans for my tweets earlier, I was super excited and really didn't realize what I was tweeting

Then there’s the photo above. Gotta do the whole hero worship routine when you show up in the Packers locker room by getting a pic with Aaron Rodgers. Fulton is probably one of the guys calling Rodgers sir.

Also, look at that finger. Does that look like a Larry McCarren finger to anyone else?

I don’t know, but this guy is definitely built like a brick shithouse. So maybe he can lay done the wood on some fools coming over the middle.

Hey, the NFL is full of good players that DON’T come from some SEC football factory and surprise everyone, so who knows. If he can slobberknock Megatron or Brandon Marshall or (pains me to type this) Greg Jennings, then BRING ON THE CRAZY.