Last week, I came across this ad for a product called FiberFix. Basically, it’s a stronger version of duct tape made with a fiberglass material.

This ad has only been online for two weeks, but it already has 1.5 million views. It’s “gone viral,” as the kids say.

Let me tell you why this ad is brilliant, even though it seems like the dumbest thing to ever grace this green earth.

Tape—whether duct, electrical, or Scotch—is one of the most unsexy products on the market.

Seriously, when does tape ever enter your mind, aside from Christmas or when you’re moving?

This FiberFix ad not only gets you thinking about tape, but it also makes tape cool.

Yes. Tape. Cool.

Take a look at some of the comments on the video:

“Commercials usually have the opposite effect for me. They make me want to not buy a product. But after seeing this masterpiece, I want to buy all the FiberFix. Not a lot of FiberFix. All the FiberFix.”

“This is the best commercial I have ever seen. If commercials were more like this, I would actually enjoy them.”

“Is this really an ad? Well, I like it and it’s funny. I’d buy the product because the advertisement won me over.”

When is the last time you heard people say good things about a commercial? The fact that the ad makes people excited to buy tape (TAPE!!!) shows you just how powerful a well-crafted marketing message can be.

Another thing to note is that ad is also slyly loaded with product benefits. Wedged between all the fart jokes and “manliness,” the commercial sneaks in that FiberFix is…

Made with fiberglass

100x stronger than duct tape

As strong as steel

Works on everything from busted water pipes to broken mufflers

Can withstand temperatures up to 850°F

Imagine how much of a snoozefest this ad could have been. The ad creators could’ve gone the lazy, clichéd route and had some soulless schmuck with a monotone Ben Stein voice droning on about the properties of fiberglass. Then they’d throw in a few lame customer testimonials and end it with a “special offer.”

Zzzz….

This goes to show that it’s not just what you have to say, but HOW you say it.

Here’s what I mean. Let’s say you’re a contractor who takes your time to ensure a project is done right (probably not a stretch, right?).
You could say the same old boring gobbledygook 99% of contractors say: “We provide quality workmanship.” “We are experienced craftsmen.” “We ensure your satisfaction.”

Or, you could say this:

It’s the same overall message. But while the first way packs the power of a 98-pound nerd, the second hits the reader in the face with the force of The Hulk in full-on rage mode.

The takeaway: You can shape a strong marketing message a million different ways. The important thing to remember is to ENTERTAIN YOUR AUDIENCE.

Even if that means creating an ad where a redneck drives a duct tape car off a cliff.

-Rich

P.S. Here’s the FiberFix commercial. It’s almost five minutes long, but it’s worth the watch. Even if you aren’t a big fan of “college humor” (I’m not), the ad can teach you a ton about crafting an entertaining message that’s on target. The particular agency that made this commercial constantly creates ads in this style, and they’ve skyrocketed sales for a lot of their clients.

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Let me tell you the story of why, up until about a year-and-a-half ago, some contractors wanted to put a power drill to my head.

In 2011, MYM transitioned from a marketing training company to a marketing services company. And though our company radically changed, our mindset didn’t.

I’ll explain.

When you’re providing training, the number of customers you have doesn’t really matter. You can hold a training webinar with 700 people just as easily as you can with 7 people. We could handle a limitless number of customers with a bare-bones staff, which is what we did.

In what I can only crudely describe as a total “brain fart,” we retained that same philosophy when we shifted to service fulfillment.

Providing training and providing services? Turns out, they are two completely different animals. (Who would have thought?)

Long story short: When we began building websites, creating advertising, and doing SEO/PPC for contractors, we ended up taking on way more clients than we could handle. As a result, stuff sometimes fell through the cracks, things occasionally didn’t get done, and a few clients got angry.

Don’t get me wrong. Our service wasn’t Wal-Mart levels of terrible; we were about in line with the average marketing company. But if you’ve dealt with the average marketing company, you know that’s not saying much.

So in June of 2015, I put a complete halt on new-client acquisitions. Our executive team sat down over a three-week period to drill down not only how to fix our customer service issues, but become the paragon company of the marketing industry.

Here are the changes we decided on to make that happen:

Enforce a strict 100-client limit for SEO and PPC.

Part ways with clients who were not a good fit for our new company culture.

We spent about six months implementing these adjustments. And let me tell you, the difference has been unbelievable.

We haven’t just fixed our old issues—we’ve radically improved our operations across the board. Our client communication is phenomenal. Our service is extraordinary. Our reporting procedures are unrivaled. And the quality of our work has increased tenfold.

This isn’t me patting myself on the back. Ask any of our clients, and they’ll say the same thing.

Now that we’ve revamped our operations, we’re not accepting just “new clients”—we’re looking for long-term growth partners. That means companies that share our values and are committed to continual growth.

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Upstanding, ethical business practices

Firm grasp of MYM principles and methods

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Use MYM for services offered, when possible

Responsive to MYM requests

Provide MYM with constructive feedback

Prompt payment without exception

If you fit the bill for an MYM client, here’s what WE promise YOU:

Maximum of 100 clients for SEO & PPC

Proactive communication

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With that in mind, we currently have a few spots open on our client list. If you’re the kind of company I described above, drop us a line to see if you and MYM would make a good fit.

Thanks for letting me air out some dirty MYM laundry,

Rich

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