ALBERT PUJOLS: THE DECOYERPUJOLS’S GAME FACE IS UNRELENTING, LIKE A GOANNA FORAGING FOR TURTLE EGGS. HE IS UNSTOPPABLE, SAVE FOR THE 2004 WORLD SERIES, WHERE HIS OBP WAS A LESS THAN STELLAR .412 AND 0 RBI.

MARIANO RIVERA: THE VOLDO IMPERSONATORRIVERA BRINGS OPPONENTS TO THEIR KNEES BECAUSE OF THE HINKY VIBE HIS MASK CONVEYS. IT’S SORT OF PSEUDO-SADOMASOCHISTIC, ISN’T IT? PERFECT FOR GENUFLECTING TO HIS OWNER, BILL MUELLER.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER: THE FROZEN STARETHE SLICING TOOL ON HIS HEAD IS IDEAL FOR CUTTING THE BURGERS THAT ARE HIS NAMESAKE. THE MENACING METALLIC SHEEN HIDES THE GLAZED LOOK THAT OVERCOMES HIM WHEN HE SEES A PATRIOTS DEFENSIVE SCHEME.

FIND YOUR GAME FACE. And discover which other opposing players the teams of New England own.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA! I never realized that....they're all owned by New England region teams....suck it! :D

I can imagine Manny in a Richard Nixon mask....of course this would be by accident because his sat on his previous mask when he was reading a magazine waiting for the shoot....so he'd improvise and steal a Richard Nixon mask off some hippie

Then Trot Nixon would come out of nowhere, abscond the Tricky Dick mask, and give Manny a Buttercup (from the Powerpuff Girls) mask. They would run for governor and lieutenant governor, respectively, of Massachusetts, and win by a landslide. Their platform would be unlimited ability to wiretap and more cookies before naptime.