The brilliant folks at Everything Is Terrible have cut together some television ads/infomercials for Sensa, a product that advises you to sprinkle the drug onto your food in order to drop pounds. We had a laugh at the ridiculously dated commercial until we realized that it's a real product that's still being sold. In fact, they even got The Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger seal of approval. What else could I possibly need to sell me on this product?

A brain. A weight-loss drug irresponsibly described as "sprinkles" with instructions to put on top of any kind of fatty, gross food. What a crock of shit — and shame on Patti for participating!