We're Conspiracy Theory Theorists. I like knowing what conspiracies I am a part of.. since I am a servant of the Elders of Zion, which crosses with my crossbreed Reptoid blood from my Ashkenazi/Khazarian false Hebraic roots, a member of the Pinko Secular Humanists, a card-carrier in the Homosexual Agenda, and American Imperialist PigDog. Its a warm-fuzzy feeling of belonging. Really.

As a gay humanist, I follow the Right Wing Watch channel because it empowers me. I mean these conservatives and Christians sure think I am a menacing member of a powerful set of political cultures. It makes me feel better this Christmas, the holiday from which there is no escape.

Funny story with Software Etc. actually. It was the computer retail spin-off of the (also now defunct) B. Dalton Booksellers, a fine mall-based literary salon. Then Software Etc. broke away and bought Babbage's (another mall-based computer retail chain) The combined chains went tits up not long after that, and tried to sell the company off with no success and the stores were about to all be closed when an investor rode to the rescue who then turned Babbages Inc into the chain gamers know and love, GameStop. Gamestop was bought by Barnes & Noble, who had bought B. Dalton Booksellers earlier, and Gamestop broke away from Barnes & Noble, casting aside the last named Software Inc. And this is the abridged version of this retail epic. And I sing you this Mall Skald.

It is amazing what a wide variety of nimrods use the whole Yahuwah/Jehovah thing. In the Torah, the name of God is represented by a two Hebrew characters, the double Yod. But this name cannot actually be pronounced. When the Torah is read, the reader used Hashem or Elohim. So boy are they making God unhappy using the double Yod. Go figure.

Under no circumstances, even under armed force, go see The Three Stooges. Let us just say someone does that job where they check your bags and take your phones before the free preview screening has seen this. Said person cannot wipe the stain from his comedic soul from the never-ending mirror universe of anything resembling the least bit funny. For the love of the Gods, tell everyone before its too late!

Actually, that's close. Schmutz is like dirt or filth, but usually it is used to mean a spot or smudge that should be cleaned off. This guy is like that. Another smear of noise, a skid mark on the already soiled underwear of the internet. Mark Dice. You are schmutz. Long may you shart.

Do note at the beginning, the most horrific thing. This gentleman is making this video while waiting for a probably elderly or disabled client is in seeing the doctor after being driven there by the gentleman in question.

It's Jonathan Kleck. And everyone knows the way that a secret satanic organization stays totally secret is by planting clues in everything. It totally works that way. Just like how evil geniuses must tell you their dastardly plans when asked. Really.
http://www.tribulation-now.org/jonathan-kleck/

Thank you for taking on a stroll down young movie nerd lane. I was the only kid I knew back then who had cable in his own room. I think I probably saw 6 of these films. One of them I might have seen in the time slot advertised. Star Wars probably.

The pre-renovation Valve offices were my security officer brush with greatness. I patrolled the main floor and the satellite offices, and I looked forward to it. Least this video answers one question: Who in hell owned all those damned knives. All I ever wanted to do was kip a head-hugger hat. This video only shows a few pieces in the amazing art collection they have. Being a failed liberal arts hack, I never wanted to be able to do math more in my life so I could work here. And not wear polyester pants to work.

Ah the legacy of BBC and CBC to my childhood. I was the first kid I knew with cable way back when the Giants of Cable started.. when Nickelodeon didn't have programming of its own and it showed mostly imports... where I first saw The Tomorrow People and Tripods... along with Dangermouse and Count Duckula. It's like a forgotten legacy of cable.

Hey. Guys.. remember we are talking about a Jewish guy who started as a hippie ethnobotanist who dropped acid with Leary. He hosted a frigging garden show in San Francisco. Then he discovered the formula to print money. The Coulter Equation. Say amazingly stupid things about the liberals you once had espressos on North Beach with, make yourself (in)famous, and then be even more daft by believing what you say. To feed Savage is to feed the industry that lives on the flesh of democracy.