Jennifer Aniston dares show her face near the Brangelina

Despite skipping the red carpet, Jennifer Aniston decided to face her demons and made an appearance at last night’s Oscars to present an award with Jack Black – while Brad and Angelina looked at her general direction! GASP! What transpired is a series of events that pretty much put my penis to sleep. True story. Us Magazine reports:

When Black made a joke about how all Pixar films win Oscars, Aniston said, “I apologize Mr. Katzenberg [Jeffrey Katzenberg is the co-founder of Dreamworks], I don’t know why we let him out of the house.”
The camera then panned to Jolie, who laughed.
When Aniston announced the nominees, she moved to the center of the stage, right in front of Jolie and Pitt. When the lights were down, Aniston smiled directly at Pitt, but not at Jolie.
Aniston then presented Best Short Film; both Pitt and Jolie kept huge smiles on their faces the entire time.
As Aniston walked off stage, Jolie and Pitt both clapped.

Oh, no, clapping?! Quick, call the National Guard. We’ve got clapping, people. Clapping. May God have mercy on us all…

I really really wish this fucking bitch would just MOVE ON with her goddamn life and quit trying to score points with Brad. He fucked over you. Got another bitch pregnant..TWICE. They got 6 fucking kids together and never had not even 1 with YOU. DAMN BITCH TAKE A HINT, and MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY. GODDAMN.

I really really wish this fucking bitch would just MOVE ON with her goddamn life and quit trying to score points with Brad. He fucked over you. Got another bitch pregnant..TWICE. They got 6 fucking kids together and never had not even 1 with YOU. DAMN BITCH TAKE A HINT, and MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY. GODDAMN.

She could care-less how many kids his has with Angie. If she wanted kids she would have a couple by now. This does not make her a bad person. Are Angie and brad better people. I have 8 kids and I have friends that don’t plan to have any. Who cares Jenn dont!!!

She could care-less how many kids his has with Angie. If she wanted kids she would have a couple by now. This does not make her a bad person. Are Angie and brad better people. I have 8 kids and I have friends that don’t plan to have any. Who cares Jenn dont!!!

Jen is so above Angelina in every way. I think it is the dumb media that keeps making this a big deal. Seriously – “she smiled at Brad but didn’t look at Angelina” Who the Hell can tell that from the audience? This is just the crap the rags keep telling us to keep morons buying their magazines.

It didn’t look like she cared that they were sitting there. I think she’s over it.

Any ex-wife would feel awkward around their ex-husband and his new girlfriend, and she’s doing better than any of us would in that situation. It’s just laughable how the media try to spin a huge story out of it.