(This song is a combination of spoken segments with vocal sound effects and singing. This will be the basic lyric only as the performance is far more than can be easily written down).

Chorus:Take me for a ride in your Car-CarTake me for a ride in your Car-CarTake me for a ride, Take me for a ride,Take me for a ride in your Car-Car

(spoken and sound effects segment)Take me for a ride in your Mac TruckTake me for a ride in your truck, mackTake me for a ride, take me for a ride,Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck, Mack

(spoken and sound effects segment)

[Chorus:]

(Spoken segment, with sound effects, then Mary sings...)Take me for a ride in your car-carTake me for a ride in your car-carTake me for a ride, take me for a ride,Take me for a ride in your 3. 2 liter FerrariWith torsion bar suspensionAnd those ported venturi carburetors!