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Ik ben gekke Henkie niet!

do they/you think I'm stupid or what [Dutch phrase of the week][Ik ben gek-ke Hen-kie niet]

You can use this expression when you want to say that you are surely not stupid enough to do or believe something. "Ik ben gekke Henkie niet" (I am not crazy Henkie) is an informal expression; Henk is a common but slightly old-fashioned name. 'Henkie' is what I call the informal diminutive; derived from 'Henkje' (which one would never say). Who Henkie is in this context, no one knows 🙂

– "Ik ga hier echt niet zitten wachten totdat meneertje eindelijk klaar is; ik ben gekke Henkie niet!" ("Surely I'm not going to sit here and wait till his lordship is finally ready; what does he think I am, crazy??" You can use the diminutive "meneertje" when you want to be ironic.)

– "Luister, ik ben toch zeker gekke Henkie niet, als hij per se met de auto wil dan gaat hij zelf maar in de file staan!" ("Listen, I'm no fool, if he wants to go by car at all costs then he can be the one getting stuck in traffic!" Lit. 'then he himself can go and stand in the "file" '.)