Item #: 3000
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-3000 is to be kept in a hermetically sealed 5m x 5m x 5m cube of sterilized nano-silver with a pedestal of the same material in the center. Atop the pedestal is SCP-3000. The entrance to the chamber consists of ten airlocks, two decontamination chambers before and after the incinerator. One incinerator in the airlock after the first shower which is located in the second to last airlock leading to SCP-3000's chamber. One staff only changing room for fitting of NBC HAZMAT suits at the beginning airlock. One observing room located above SCP-3000's chamber and updated via camera feed inside the chamber. Four guards armed with flamethrowers are to be stationed at the first airlock at all times. After testing with or without a HAZMAT suit, upon exiting SCP-3000's chamber; all subjects are forced under a mandatory two day quarantine. If symptoms are shown at any time during this quarantine if not for testing purposes those infected will be deemed as SCP-3000-1 and burned alive before final symptom occurs. Due to the parasitic properties SCP-3000 cannot be cured by SCP-500. A MTF Beta-7 must be on standby during tests, which must be authorized by an L-5+. SCP-3000's containment cell is not near pipes for water or any other item that is vital for sustaining life to reduce risk of a full-site epidemic. An alpha warhead is present in the site to make sure that all samples of SCP-3000-2 and its larvae are destroyed.

Description

No full drafts in the forums, please. Make a sandbox page, put your draft there, and link it from the thread. ~Zyn

First, is this a parody of OT containment procedures? If it is, we just had one and it was funnier.

5 m cube

Why is this needed? Generally real rooms aren't cubes and have ceilings that are ~3 m. Also it's rarely important to specify this. Imagine if you are the guy that needs to implement this, you'd rather be able to use the facilities you have if you can.

nano-silver.

Do you mean the Silver Nano (tm) coating that Samsung is putting in some appliances now? I don't think you can actually build anything out of it. It's a coating. Also it seems weird for the Foundation to insist on Brand Name Product. "Antibiotic nano-particle coating" is probably better.

and burned alive before final symptom occurs.

This strikethrough is weird. "Did you say 'burned alive'?" "No, I said 'be alive'!" 0_o