It's Christmastime, and you're living on an asteroid run by evil robot overlords. You're writing one of those end-of-the-year family recap letters to everyone you know. What would it say? Ask Me Another house musician Jonathan Coulton knows, and shares "Chiron Beta Prime," a holiday song of mirth (um.) mistletoe (sort of?) and glowing red eyes (definitely!), live from the Ask Me Anotherstage.