Reasons I presume other commenters aren’t around:
Tribe: dead
D Block: quarters stuck in the machine
Bease: locked his iPhone with his keys in the hearst
Plug: Child support hearing
KzA: *white mans it up* taking a shit with no protective covering over the seat
Land: matching a fedora to his mouse pad
Sleep: isn’t a real person
Joe 88: having a snowball fight with kittens

Beezy is still here because most middle schools don’t get out until 3pm