had to spent 3 days in juvenile detention, guy I was roomed with got raped every single day, by a different person every day, didn't try to stop it for fear of getting beaten up / raped myself, he asked me to tell the police (not the ones that worked there) about it when they let me out, and again I was only there 3 days, I didn't tell anyone, he had been in there 4 months when I went in, said it happened every single day, said he had 6 months left before he would be released

I'm a health nurse currently caring for 3 girls aged 8-10. I occasionaly go to school with one of the 8 years old to feed her, give her her meds, feed her, watch for seizures, etc. I have never been a pedo but for the reason when I changed her at school yesterday I got a boner. I feel terrible about it. Never happened before, and not since, but somehow I got a boner while changing an8 year olds diaper. I know I couldn't help it but I feel guilty, a little sick, and a little worried about what it might mean.

>>648216041If you we here right now, I would be busting your teeth out with a hammer. Little fucking shit, guys like you get caught someday and in prison your ass will be fucked you so hard you will turn schizophrenic.

Seriously fucker, I hope you get caught and fucked up beyond recognition.

>Back in the 80s in early early elementary school>Some girl points at my digital watch and asks "what's that?">It's obviously a watch>I tell her it's a bomb and it's going to go off exactly when school lets out>Never heard from or saw her again

It was pretty mean at the time and I didn't feel bad because it was a really stupid questionTry that shit nowadays and I'd get tazed, parents would get arrested, and so on and so forthPic related, it's me shooting a puppy with a BB gun

>Be me, 29 y/o nurse for over 3 years>Working in home health care caring for three girls, step-sisters, age 8-10 years old> Occasionally attend school with one of the 8 year olds to feed her (she has a feeding tube), change her diapers, watch for seizure activity, give her meds, etc.>Take her to change her diaper, and for some reason get a bone as she's laying half naked in front of me>Very confused as I have never been a pedo, and never had this happen before>Hurry up and finish changing diaper and speak to no one of this

you don't get out much do you? do you see the shit these girls do? and it seems like they start these behaviors earlier and earlier as generations go on. They're far from innocent bro, pick a different argument.

>>648218012bro, keep being a hater, you can't "substantiate" life experiences, no one in the world has been recording all of their moments in the life just to appease your sorry ass, gtf over yourself.

I masturbated in a math exam. Back story: I am dyslexic so I can hardly read so someone reads the exam to me in an enclosed room. She was hot and I could see her panties so I just jerked off and she didn't even notice

Yes, yes you can. I don't know how old you are but there are these thing called pictures and videos. Many people have documented sexual experiences by taking pictures or videos. Since anon didn't I'm assuming he's full of shit just like anyone who makes a baseless claim.

>>648218578ill be seeing her tonight. sitting in detroit airport waiting for my flight right now. she asked me to visit specifically when her husband is in san antonio for work.ill honestly try for some pics. she wont have an issue if theres no identifying characteristics in them.

>>648218285A 12 year old girl is still a child, not capable of real rational choices. A 25 year old guy could easily gain their trust and abuse it. The fact that little girls start to dress up as sluts is the fault of wrong parenting and watching to much MTV or other Jew-channels, but in no way is it an excuse to have sex with them. It's different when young kids experiment together, there's a balance of power, but a 25 year old with a 12 year old? That makes you a fucking pedo and its wrong on so many levels.

You know what newfriend? Not everyone on 4chan is a piece of shit childmolester

>>648216488>And if the inmates find out what you are you will be beaten, raped and possibly killed

Oh grow up and stop with your justice porn fantasies. I've been to jail, the actual pedophiles are kept safe in their own wing away from everyone else. Nobody in gen pop is going to do anything that would lead to them being in jail for any longer anyway. In general, nobody even gives a shit what you did. They just want to do their time and go home.

Was driving alone around midnight last year when a drunk, homeless or both man stumbles out in the road hit him at about 50mph and I drove a truck at the time. Didn't look back, didn't slow down. No way here's alive

My girlfriends roomate had this cat which I hated. So I use to do really awful things to it.

Then one day my girlfriend and I were taking shrooms at her house and I ate a shitload. As I started tripping I started feeling an entity overwhelming me, this gon sound crae but I identified it as the cat. As I started tripping harder the "cat" had more and more control over me and it felt like it was deliberately emotionally torturing me. This went on for hours and got worse as time went on. Eventually it got to the point where I literally thought I was dead, and stuck in purgatory. All hope was lost. All I could feel was regret and misery.

Eventually I came out of it, but it changed me completely. I never hurt an animal again and it changed my life because I felt like I had experienced death but was lucky enough to come back from it. I completely deserved what happened, I am a much better person for it.

>Be me>Summer>Chad who lives behind me throws a massive house party>One big wall is all that separates my garden from his>Normie-tier radio music at full blast for 5 hours straight>But why wasn't I invited?>I can't even hear my vidya>Gonna snapbetauprising.jpg>Turn off all the lights in my house>Start throwing glass bottles over the wall a while later with the intention of hurting someone>Party is so loud and crazy that noone even seems to notice>Gotta step it up>I make a petrol bomb>Slow my breathing>Collect my thoughts>This is it.>I throw the petrol bomb>Rag falls out in mid air>Oh shit my back garden is on fire>Beat the flames out with a loads of towels>This whole ordeal went on for hours>None of them even noticed

I still can't believe I tried to kill a house full of teenagers. This could of ended horrifically and at the time I really wanted it to. I'm a pretty chill guy usually.

>>648214059>be 18>learned that bear repellent for hunting was basically pepper spray>steal shit tons with friend but will never have the chance to use>cruising around big plaza>decide to use it on someone>see some guy walking with his girl>drive up and ask for directions>buddy pretends to be using his phone for GPS>we're literally laughing and looking like retards trying to hold it back>guy is still smiling and headed towards us>gets close enough and my buddy unloads on his face>looks like a splash of franks red hot all over his face>he falls to the floor screaming and his girl tends to his vagina>drive away and never got in trouble>we still laugh about it

>>648219127Who cares? It's just a dude sticking an extended part of his body into a moist hole. Both parties are having a sensual experience. WOOOAH like that's nearly as bad as someone killing another person. The best part is that non-violent sex offenders wouldn't cause any harm to the psyche of a child if the whole ordeal were socially acceptable which it hilariously was until reform in the Christian church.

I took a shit on a girl while we were in a 69.It wasn't on purpose, it was leaky and she freaked, bit my dick and my ass juice leaked in her eyes and up her nose.After she pushed me off her, she started crying and I just kept blasting ass gas in rythm. Y'know, like barp.. barp.. barp... barp.. barp.

It wasn't my proudest moment, she was my crush when I was 17.She never wanted to see me again and is probably sexually scarred. She was a virgin at the time.I haven't seen her in about three years.

>>648220209>dead, and stuck in purgatoryI've had this happen. The science explanation is that as part of the sleep process your body undergoes a type of paralysis. Like when you jerk up real quick when sleeping. That is you coming out of it. Most people sleep through the paralysis, but drugs or meditation can alter it.

>be me sophomore year of college>meet semi-attractive qt3.14 in bio. get her number, drink, bone, etc.>wake up next morning and instantly realize i have to have horrible diarrhea>no time to wake her and talk or i will blast it all over us both>sneak out without waking her and start to unlock bike chained up near her window>clinking of my keys wakes her and she looks out window>instantly starts bitching out>"areyoufuckingkiddingmeyouweregonnasneakoutyoupieceofshit">no time for this bullshit>turn around and leave without saying anything>later that day>getting hangover pizza >reach for my wallet and realize i left it on her dresser>sphinctertightening.gif>text her an apology then tell her i want to explain>no response >tell her i have schizophrenia>tell her i got scared because i was starting to hear voices and see things>tell her i thought she was a hallucination when she caught me sneaking out>ask to meet up to get my wallet back>mfw she delivers me the wallet within a half hour>mfw she apologizes for being angry>mfw i eat the best slice ive ever had

>>648220607I used to post WebMs is /gif/ all of them time. Too many haters I guess. Alot of people repost my content if a doll thread pops up though. A doll thread with alot of my shit archived yesterday. Should be too hard to find on /gif/s archive.

>be me this friday>gf out of town to meet family>go out with friend for a drink>buy cocaine>get drunk as fuck>he invites 2 ladies to join our table>one invites me in the toilet to snore and give me a bj>flaccid penis

>>648219127I did. I know. I gained their trust, made them line up- take turns and even touch each other. It was wrong. But it was fun and I wouldn't change it for the world. BTW, Yes I can lie on the internet- but I haven't in this thread.

>>648221066It's not like teenage girls have some sort of innocence that's being stolen every time someone `significantly' older penetrates them. Teenage girls that are willing to fuck an older guy probably fuck their peers too which is exactly the same.

People that hate `pedophiles' are literally worse than Hitler. They believe that it's okay to kill someone because they have an opposing ideological view & are willing to do something that's taboo. They're retarded.

>>648214059I used to work in a supermarket filled with super hot chicks, alot of them drank dairy products like yoghurtish shakes or w.e.Anyway i used to steal them put of their purse or w.e and jerk off and cum in it then shake it and place it back and during breaks id see them swallow my cum. I was about 15. 27 now

I fucked a friend's wife off and on for 6 years. He was out of town for work all the time but we started meeting when he was in town too. I feel bad about it and now they are divorced. She is remarried and i am married now also. I would fuck her again if the opportunity presented itself.

>>648221066But it isn't true. I'm glad you WANT to live in that world, but I was constantly getting plenty of action on top of the tweens. I was working in a Nursing home, so being 25 and at the time DAMN good looking (I'm not now) I never spent time alone. How I didn't get caught, I don't know.

anyone who says its wrong or sick...try it. theres something so uniquely perverse about impregnating a girl youve known since you were 8, that you played in the backyard with, watched practice for marching band, guided her through prom. i didnt take advantage, she knows full well that she has done and is doing. we both want it, and its such a distilled, pure form of satisfaction that im afraid ill never top it in my life. not gonna worry about that now, thought.>personal rant over

Jacked off to brothers sex tape, used a friends (girl but not girlfriend) dildo, killed my wifes cat for being in trash with a piece of pvc pipe, Crushed the pelvis and took about a week to die, cheated on both wifes with guys and hookers well over 200 times (yes bi) and I'm on b, a lot

>>648222056Honestly, 2 are happily married and have been since they were in early 20's. 1 is a waste, but she was from the start honestly (and now I would do everything in my power to help her, not take advantage of her), and the last one (she was a part timer so to speak) is huge last I knew, but I haven't heard about her in years.

>>648221457Only when your totally embarrassed can someone think of a lie so much more horrible than the actual story. Would've been so much easier to be like "I had to shit and was embarrassed" now she prolly thinks you were seconds from murderkng her

>>648223224My cousin brought one over (he was about 16) to chill. She dumped him next day and started bringing her friends. Shit I had sega genesis son, I honestly didn't think much of it. Then she started flirting (I was hitting tons of cna's/ a few lpn's) so I had missed it. Said, I shouldn't- but my dick tingles, so lets see. realized the rest were into me too, so I started by banging them alone- one I knew they were aware started doing them no matter how many were there.

raped my 14 year old sister when she was passed out drunk..serves her right, our parents kept telling her not to drink at this age but she is spoilt rotten and has a 19 year old boyfriend and keeps threatening our parents that she will run away if they report her BF for being over 18 or getting her drunk every weekend

I honestly didn't feel bad doing it..btw,i was 16 then and this was 2 years ago..

>>648224247She didn't wanna do anything sexual until marriage. She was sorta religious. I could tell that she was the type to not enjoy sex after marriage though and would do it once for a kid. Glad I'm not with her anymore. Also I wish I actually got something out of that night, but whatever.

I started treating my ex like shit to the point she was crying and having panic attacks daily. She eventually broke up with me, but I manipulated her emotionally into thinking I was super depressed and that I loved her just so she would take me back so I could break up with her and use her for free food for a little while longer.