Mother-in-law: This looks good. [points to Chicken Cannelloni on the menu]. But what does “hand rolled pasta” mean?Me: Well. It’s like…you know pasta? Before it’s cut? It’s that. But rolled. By hand….Mother-in-law: Ohh, ok.Me: I think you’d like that dish.Mother-in-law: Tell me, though, what’s the tomato sauce like? Does it taste like tomatoes? I mean, is it really tomato-y?Me: I don’t know how to answer that question.

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Father-in-law: I wonder why it’s called Macaroni Grill. Reckon the owner’s last name is Macaroni?Hubby: No, because it’s actually Romano’s Macaroni Grill.Father-in-law: So maybe because they serve Macaroni?

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Mother-in-law:[watches Father-in-law cut his food into minuscule pieces, then mix it all together] I wanted a bite of that asparagus, but you cut it into such little pieces, I can’t even tell what’s asparagus.Father-in-law: [picks a piece out and hands it to her] Here’s some.Hubby: Why did you cut it all up like that?Father-in-law: Mixes when it goes down, so why not eat it that way?