The success of Bridesmaids was bound to inspire a porn parody, and Smash Pictures leapt at the chance with Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody. It’s remarkably faithful to the original with the obvious pornified extras. Annie (Samantha Swallows) spends a disappointing night with Ted (Anthony Rosano), who kicks her out the next morning because he doesn’t want her getting emotionally attached. Besides, he’s also fucking a married woman. Unfortunately for Annie’s ego, that day her best friend Lillian (Sarah Vandella) tells her she’s engaged. She wants Annie to be maid of honor.

Meanwhile, in contrast to the hilariously awful sex that Ted inflicted on Annie during the opening credits, he and the married woman (Katie St. Ives) have a great time. She sucks him like a candy cane, rides him actively, and lets him finger her ass. The way her pale skin reddens from his spanking is tasty. Best of all, he cums on her pussy, pushes it inside with several more thrusts, and then scoops up the load to feed it to her. Katie is barely recognizable with longer, darker hair, but she’s still a little sex bomb. Her petite body and perky tits are in top form and she has a sexy little patch of fur on her mound.

At the engagement party, Annie meets the other bridesmaids. Lillian’s cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter) is a desperately unhappy mother of three. Beca (April O’Neil) is a giddy newlywed. Megan (Sasha Knox), Lillian’s future sister-in-law, is a nymphomaniac tomboy. As Megan tells Annie of her recent gangbang-related injury, Lillian and fiancé Dougie (Eric Swiss) sneak off for some quality time. It’s sweeter than the usual porn sex, with Eric taking time to service her with fingers and tongue in between several contortionist-worthy positions.

Annie meets Helen and instantly sees the rich, snooty bridesmaid as her rival — and that’s before she learns that Helen is Ted’s other fuckbuddy. After the party, Annie’s so distracted by mocking Helen that her bad driving gets her pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Rhodes (veteran stud Jack Lawrence) is a cute Irish cop who takes a shine to Annie.

If you’ve seen Bridesmaids, then you’ll recall the bridesmaids’ dress fitting disaster. You’ll want to watch even though there’s no fucking, because the toilet humor is still hilarious.

Anxious Annie mixes downers and alcohol, resulting in the bridesmaids being kicked off their flight to Las Vegas for the bachelorette party. While everybody else is marched out, Beca and Rita lag behind to fuck right there at the deserted metal detectors. April O’Neil (Beca) is a favorite of many lesbian porn lovers and you’ll see why here. Beca’s excited to have somebody finally eat her out — something her new husband won’t do — and she’s just as eager to taste her first pussy and toy-fuck Rita.

Meanwhile, Megan shows her gratitude to the air marshal (Bill Bailey) for not shooting Annie. Sasha Knox (Megan) is an underrated performer, never breaking character while delivering the movie’s raunchiest performance. She’s a bigger girl than the others, but she has an earthy sexuality and she swallows.

Once Annie finds out Ted is fucking Helen, she goes ape shit and ends up getting uninvited from the wedding. She tracks down Officer Rhodes, looking to fuck the pain away. Rhodes takes Annie home, where he warms her up with a long tongue bath and fingering. Annie gets him ready orally and then takes a much better ride than she’s probably had in a long time, even getting anally fingered, and she enjoys a nice creamy finish.

Will Annie be reinstated as maid of honor? Will saboteur Helen get her comeuppance? Well, everybody loves a happy ending. Anybody else who might think of spoofing this story has a hard act to follow.

Jesse is a fighter who is kidnapped and taken to an abandoned building where she is indoctrinated into a group of female vigilantes who exact a brutal justice on men who commit crimes against women and get away with it. Jesse is reluctant to join them, but eventually she sees the wisdom in their ways…until the day their next victim is Jesse’s last love. And then Jesse must make the ultimate choice…between love and lust, and crime and punishment. B. Skow has created a masterwork that has been labeled a “modern classic.” With no less than 11 sex scenes, four anals, a DP, and two of the hottest Vivid girls to ever grace an adult camera. If you see only one movie this year, make it The Condemned, B. Skow’s redefining of the Vivid Big Event.

The Alice in Wonderland craze of the last couple of years produced a pair of remarkable porn tributes, one of which is Malice in Lala Land. For those who missed it until now, we’re happy to say that this title can keep you Sasha Grey fans warm at night now that she’s off seeking her fortune in the “respectable” part of Hollywood. Even if she’s not your cup of tea, Sasha is but one of a good-looking and hard-riding cast of girls in this title, which was directed by Lew Xypher for Miss Lucifer and distributed by Vivid.

Malice (Sasha Grey) escapes from the oppressive hospital where she’s being held like a prisoner with the help of Rabbit (Stephen Powers). A creepy orderly named Jabbowski (Dirty Fred) has to report to Dr. Queenie (Andy San Dimas) that Malice has escaped. Queenie orders Jabbowski to find Malice, but first he follows the doctor and spies on her as she adjourns to the morgue for some group sex. Chayse Evans is already there giving head. The women suck and ride a pair of guys while never neglecting each other. There’s partner swapping and lots of active fucking from both girls, who are two of the hottest around. When the men pop, Queenie and Chayse share the load with a sloppy, sexy cum-swap.

Meanwhile, Malice in her bunny slippers and robe follows Rabbit through the desert. Jabbowski almost catches her when she stops to clean up and steal some clothes at a gas station that’s been converted into somebody’s house, but the redneck occupants of said property (Alan Stafford and Kagney Linn Karter) chase him off. Kagney even looks sexy dressed as trailer trash. The redneck couple has sex in their station wagon while Malice and Rabbit watch through the gas station windows. Their voyeurism and the exhibitionism of fucking in a car during the daytime make an erotic scene even hotter.

Afterward, Malice hitches a ride from Chester (Keni Styles, dressed like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and driving a similar car) who talks her into posing for photos in exchange for the ride. Jabbowski nearly catches them, but he’s waylaid by a wreck that gives him no option but to steal a guy’s scooter. Chester rents a hotel room where he, wearing a Cheshire Cat head, takes photos of Malice in an Alice outfit. This soon gets Malice excited enough to start blowing Chester, who reciprocates by sucking her nipples, eating her out, and giving her a ride on his Asian-British cock. She has a perfect ass for cowgirl position and this is definitely one of Sasha Grey’s more passionate scenes.

Chester invites Malice to join him at Mad Hatter’s sex party, but first they have to confront Jabbowski when he breaks into their room. While he’s out cold, they tie him up and leave to visit Chester’s friend Kater Pills (Ron Jeremy), a strip club owner who’s auditioning two new girls (Mackenzee Pierce and Jesse Capelli). Kater gives Malice a mushroom and chats about sex with her while Chester sits close to the stage. They watch the strippers play with each other onstage for a while, and Malice has a little mild trip from the mushroom. Chester and Malice leave Kater snoozing next to his hookah.

They go to the party and Malice browses through the rooms where kinky scenarios are unfolding. She’s invited into a couple of these rooms, but Malice finds Alyssa Reece and Kristina Rose most tempting. Alyssa says Kristina likes watching her with other women and Malice can’t resist. Kristina swigs absinthe and masturbates beautifully while Malice and Alyssa kiss and caress. Soon all three women are a gorgeous tangle of fondling limbs, sucked nipples, and fingered orifices. They glow with sweat under the red lights as they fuck each other in a daisy chain with strap-ons, kissing and fingering each other all the while.

Meanwhile, Chester in his Cheshire Cat mask is having one freaky threesome with two girls in bunny heads, who turn out to be Juelz Ventura and Sadie West. (Keni Styles sure is the luckiest guy in this movie!) It’s a hot and nasty, quick-edited romp that will pique the interest of the fetish crowd.

Jabbowski escapes and tracks Malice down at the sex club, but she manages to get away and winds up in a car with a trio who are going to shoot a threeway scene at an old diner. Their camera guy took off running when he saw Jabbowski’s gun, so Malice takes over for him. Tommy Gunn and Billy Glide play diner customers who order a dish off the menu from waitress Phoenix Marie. From the costumes to the music (which is very different from the rest of the soundtrack), this scene has a fun 1970s feel. Phoenix can always be counted on to give a good anal scene.

This twisted faerie tale must come to an end sometime, but we don’t want to spoil all the surprises. Malice in Lala Land is that rare breed of porno that can be enjoyed for its plot as well as its hardcore scenes.

Some girls were just made for pornography. With her long blonde hair, pretty face, gorgeous blue eyes, highly suckable 34Ds, and a nice firm ass, Kagney Linn Karter is the kind of girl we mean.

Kagney was born March 28, 1987 in Harris County, Texas but grew up in the Midwest. Her real first and middle name is Kagney Linn, thanks in part to her dad being a James Cagney fan. She gave herself the nom de porn of Karter because it fit so well with Kagney Linn. In Missouri she got her start in the adult industry as a stripper. Kagney moved out to California in pursuit of an acting and singing career, but she continued exotic dancing on the side. She was so good at it that she was named a California regional Déjà Vu Showgirl of the Year in 2007 and went on to take second place in the national competition. When her manager found out she was stripping, he was so angry that they parted ways. Undeterred, Kagney kept exotic dancing and signed on with L.A. Direct Models, one of the top agencies for adult models. Soon she was posing for shoots with respected erotic photographer and adult film director Holly Randall.

At age 21, in fall 2008, Kagney made her porn debut in a web-only boy/girl scene for Naughty America. This was clearly a great career move, as she shot to the top of the pack, appearing on countless box covers from the start. Some of her earliest movies include “Big Titty Moms 3″ and the observantly titled “She’s Got Big Boobs.” Nobody could get enough of this gorgeous girl with her undeniable “It” factor. Her almost immediate porn success with critics and fans also landed Kagney plenty of magazine covers, including Hustler in April 2009 and AVN in June of that same year. Maybe most notably of all, Kagney was the June 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Month. Holly Randall put Kagney on the cover of her photography book Erotic Dream Girls, published in October 2009. Directors loved Kagney and when she worked for Will Ryder in the parody “Not Married With Children XXX,” he predicted she would become the next big thing in porn. Ask him to pick your lottery numbers, because he sure was right about Kagney! In January 2010, Zero Tolerance signed Kagney to an exclusive contract. It was the start of what would be one of Kagney’s biggest years in the business, including Best New Starlet trophies from AVN, XBIZ, and XRCO.

Since then Kagney has remained at the top of the biz. She gave her all, both sexually and as an actress, as Clarice Starling in ZT’s acclaimed “Official the Silence of the Lambs Parody.” Kagney proved she could do just about anything, from the ZT glamour feature “Sanatorium” to the raunch that only Rocco Siffredi can bring us in “Power Slave.” She is one of the industry’s greatest golden-haired girls and she proves it in “Dirty Blondes” from Elegant Angel. She’s looking phenomenal on the box cover!

We’re eagerly awaiting 3rd Degree’s “All About Kagney Linn Karter,” for which Kagney filmed her first anal (with Manuel Ferrara, every porn star’s favorite porn stud) and first interracial (with Jon Jon, definitely one of the best when it comes to Black Dicks/White Chicks). It should win her a whole new group of fans and we can’t wait to see it!

It’s a pretty well-established fact that porn has been the downfall of many marriages and relationships since the rise of the internet. So, does anyone else see the irony of a porn movie that centers on divorcees? Truth be told, this is actually the second installment of what we like to call the “unlucky in love, but lucky in lust” series by Smash Pictures. (We actually don’t like to call it that at all. That just came to us right at the moment we typed that sentence. We’re kinda clever like that.) We suppose it really shouldn’t be a surprise that the smut minions in Chatsworth are tackling the delicate topic of divorce as they’ve covered just about everything else: farmers, policemen, doctors, politicians, gnomes (probably), fortune tellers, zombies and so on. About the only thing left untouched in the realm of porn is probably anal cream pie-loving Siamese twin zither players … though it’s rumored some company is in pre-production with that one right now.

While the topic is no surprise, neither is the fact volume two of the runaway success is damn good, though we’ll readily admit it’s a damn shame that Ron Jeremy was unable to make a reprise role as the judge. Subbing in for the iconic Jeremy, however, is the lovely and highly MILF-y Julia Ann. She’s much nicer to look at than ol’ Ron, though he has slightly bigger boobs. (It’s a joke, people. We love Ron!)

The first case on the docket involves Gracie Glam and Mark Wood. It’s a complex case, though you wouldn’t know it by the fact that Mark is cocky enough to represent himself. Gracie’s attorney, Alec Knight, is really hoping for a grant this time as they’ve been to court six times previously to lay out the case that Mark is a pig; he’s asexual; and he owns what Gracie claims is a shrinking penis. The good news is he apparently doesn’t hate nuns and orphans … or at least Gracie didn’t bring that up in testimony. Mark’s defense is that he’s offered her the house, the cars and even the clothes off his back and she’s taken it all. He’s sleeping in van down by the river! Actually, it’s a car by the gas station, but you get the point. Judge Julia, however, is not impressed and rules in favor of Gracie. Mark then has to watch as Gracie and her attorney share an embrace and a celebratory slap on the ass. But Mark is the REAL winner here. First, he’s free of that bitch. Second, the blonde, big-titted court reporter Kagney Linn Karter takes pity on him and consoles him with a pep talk and a sweet-ass blowjob. Then he gets to nuzzle her bosom and drive his face between those awesome tits. She dirty talks him while he thrusts his menacingly large gavel into her cooch from behind. They bang each other in RCG, CG and mish and he dumps a charity case-sized load of cum onto her gigantic tits.

Meanwhile, Gracie is in the judge’s chambers trying to figure out a way to thank her attorney. He’s already getting 10% of her take as his fee, but as a bonus, he’s about to get 100% of his cock covered in uvula. In court, Mark Wood may have had his ass handed to him by force, but behind the scenes, Gracie voluntarily hands her ass to Alec. They strip out of their legal briefs and he squeezes his mug between her lovely ass cheeks. Then, she goes for a long ride in his hard-top cock. He corks her pussy in doggie and then informs her he works on contingency. That is, her repayment is contingent on his jizzing all over her face.

Taylor Vixen and Bill Bailey are the next couple that can’t play nice. Bill apparently can’t play house correctly either, choosing to fuck Taylor’s sister rather than bring home the bacon and his sausage for his wife. Not to mention his sister’s double-wide killed their lawn. Judge Julia requests Taylor approach the bench. They’re going to have a sidebar in the judge’s chambers. First, however, ol’ Bill finds solace in a sympathetic observer. That woman is Jenna Presley. Her bulging tits and slit are ripe for tongue and fingers respectively. She’s a dirty talker to the hilt, but you’ll hear no objections from us. They fuck in CG, mish and spoon on the plaintiff’s table and then Bill spits cum across those gorgeous tits.

Back in chambers, Judge Julia is talking to Taylor to decide how she can move the divorce process along more quickly. Taylor has some ideas and they all involve getting naked with Julia. In a really hot scene, Julia sensually removes Taylor’s blouse and slides her entire forearm up Taylor’s skirt, undoing the clasp around her waist. She tugs Taylor’s panties down around her hips and dispenses a series of spankings. Julia disrobes (literally … ’cause she’s a judge and all) and slips out of her fiery red bra, freeing up her huge hooters. She tongue tickles Taylor’s twat, then slips a couple fingers inside her dewy pussy. Taylor takes the reins next, licking and fingering Julia on top of her desk. Here come the judge! Here come the judge!

The last case involves Brandy Aniston and Brian Aniston. Brian is not present, however, as he fled the country, which just about seals his fate. It’s not like the judge hasn’t shown a little female favoritism anyway … but wait! Christian XXX steps in as Brian’s legal representation, informing the judge that Brian had a health issue, which forced him to take up a little R&R in a warm and humid climate. Bullshit! *cough* Brandy wants a recess of her own to speak to her husband’s attorney. She wants a resolution to the case, but knows that, as long as her husband is out of the country, it is an impossibility. She finagles a deal with Christian to help get the ball rolling. Speaking of balls, Christian’s find their way into Brandy’s sweet mouth as does the head and shaft of his stiff cock. Brandy is yet another large-breasted specimen, which makes the casting decisions on the women in this film seem much more purposeful and less coincidental. The two go at it spoon-style, followed by CG and RCG, followed by the obligatory cumshot into the mouth. It ensures a happy ending for Christian and Brandy. As for Brian … well, at least he’s somewhere in a warm and humid climate.

If you’re a fan of beautiful women, giant tits, divorcees, movie sequels and courtroom drama then this film is a must-see.

I remember when this bad wicked series first dropped. It was something really new and cool. And even now that they’ve done like ten of these now, the concept is still a real good one. To be honest, this is one of those type of series that could really go to infinity.

Done by my boys over at Girlfriends Films, MDEC uses this old idea of women lusting after girls but updates it by including the social networking craze that you humans like so much. Computers…sheesh. I’d rather network with some chick in person. Anyway, these women and their daughters start this club and then hook up with other mother-daughter pairs using these network sites and then they swap daughters for some good fuck sessions. The thing that makes this series so damn fucking good though is that the fucking is like totally real. I mean, it’s real in other movies too, but it doesn’t always feel real, you know? These scenes show that even MILFs with a ton of experience can get nervous still when hooking up with hot young babes and stuff. None of it feels staged or made up.

If you watch anything in this one, check out Kara Novak doing some muff munching and 69 with Lexi Lamour. And also check out the third scene with blonde babes Kagney Linn Karter and Violet Addamson grinding each other’s pussies together. Lexi also does a threeway with Montana Skye and Allie Haze. And in the last scene the hot MILF Julia Ann gets it on good with Victoria White.

And when you’re done getting amazed by this new movie, there are eight previous editions that you can watch too. Or better yet, you can just go start your own club. Just make sure to allow monsters!

This is a movie that’s been out since the first of the year but I just now got a chance to talk about it cause I’ve been so busy with the other porn these babes have been in! Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, Kagney Linn Karter, Julia Ann, and Kristina Rose are here to show why Elegant Angel named them Performers of the Year 2010. It ain’t the same as the AVN or XRCO or whatever awards shows say, but you know Tori was named Performer of the Year for AVN, XBIZ, XRCO, and F.A.M.E. this year. Jenna Haze won the same awards at most of those same letter-named places last year and some of these other girls are for sure gonna have to win sometime. Some of ‘em got nominated a few times.

Tori is one of the prettiest dirty girls ever and she goes after Mark Ashley’s cock like a starving woman who found a sausage. Kristina is all bendy while Mick Blue pounds her and she gives him a footjob. Alexis launches into a fuck with Johnny Sins that looks like they’d do it even with no camera there. Julia Ann is the AVN MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year 2010, she’s hot as ever, and she’s fucking AVN Male Performer of the Year Manuel Ferrara. I heard all the girls love him so maybe these chicks drew straws or had a catfight to see who got to do the scene with him. They are great at fucking each other! Next is Jenna, who worships Michael Stefano’s dick, slobbing the knob and getting stuffed so good she turns into a dirty talking whore. Kagney is the newest girl here and if she ain’t a huge name yet, just wait. Fucking like she does here, with last year’s AVN Male Performer of the Year James Deen, is good enough to make her a star along with her hot body and face. Last but not least with a scene that takes up most of the bonus disc is Bobbi, who rivals Tori for prettiest dirty girl ever. Even with her hair shorter she is still total sex. Mark Ashley does her in the throat, pussy, and ass. Her beautiful face looks even better with a load in her mouth.

These are some of the best porn sluts around right now and they’re all in one movie, so if you haven’t seen it yet you need to stop whatever you’re doing and give your cock the jerk of a lifetime.

This week’s featured star Alexis Texas did 1 of those interactive movies where you get to pick what she does and even what outfit she wears. Then you watch it from the angle as if your cock is the one fucking her, except you watch more from a regular POV when it comes to the masturbation parts and the girl-on-girl scenes with Monique Alexander who I also love to watch fucking.

Alexis will fuck “you” slow or fast, pussy or anal. She will do herself with one or two toys, so you can see pussy dildo fucking, anal dildo fucking, or toy DP. She will lick Monique’s twat or the other way around. Finally, the girls will suck “your” cock while talking dirty or they’ll stop talking if that’s what you want… me, I like the dirty talk a whole lot! And that’s just on part 1. She’s with Charley Chase for the girl/girl scene on part 2, where you can also watch Alexis play with herself in the shower. Then in part 3 there’s Kagney Linn Karter!

Seeing Alexis this way is real hot. You’ll prolly never get to fuck her – sorry to break it to you but that’s just how it is – but this is the next best thing.

If you don’t watch it on DVD but on VOD, you still get to see everything she does, but you can skip around and see which scenes you want – works better on Silverlight cuz you get that little preview thumbnail while you watch it. Looking at the menu that you see onscreen, you can kinda tell what’s coming up next and that helps you figure out if you wanna skip ahead or not. It ain’t quite “interactive” on VOD but like I said you can still kinda tell what scenes are next and whether you wanna watch those instead.

When you reading my blog, you probably see me talk a lot about goin’ somewhere to fuck this babe or that one and you must start wondering how the heck I get all the places I go. Well, it ain’t by no car I can tell you that much. Mainly I’m too small but my big yellow dick won’t fit behind the steering wheel. Aside from that, there isn’t no way you humans would want me on the road neither. I got the bad case of “road love”. It sorta like the oppazit of road rage ’cause I be chasing down hotties and try to fuck them instead of shooting them, ya know?

If I did have me a car though I’d have one of them bumper sticking deals that said “Born to Fuck” or maybe “Born to Porn” on it. ‘Cause that’s what I am. Or maybe I should just get a “I fucked your honor student” or something like that. Anyway, there are women in porn who just born and built to fuck. One of them is the wickedly blonde lovely Kagney Linn Karter.

She was born in Texas where everything is bigger there. I’ll say! Look at her big 34DD tits as proof of that. She used to done the dancing thing as so many other porn chicks got their start, but needed some real fleshy pole between their legs to satisfy them. So she got into porn. It’s like I said, she just be born to fuck. When you do the thing you good at most that’s where stuff happens. And from almost right off the get go, Kagney got noticed from all the others and got onto all kinds of covers of movies and won awards from AVN, XBIZ and XRCO. I don’t know what them letters all mean or anything, but they sure look important! My boys over at Zero Tolerance went and made her a contract girl recently and for very nice reason.

Watch some of her flicks and you’ll see what they see: a girl born to fuck!

If you could fuck the hottest porn star that ever hotted, wouldn’t you? Fuck yes you would. But would you do it if there was filming going on around you, and do you think you could stay hard and cum even half as good as Peter North? Yeah, the girls are so hot you’d think any straight guy would sprout the biggest boner of his life and pump her full of jizz, but it ain’t as easy to do that with a camera crew as you might think. You’ll see in the Fuck A Fan series that not every guy is a porn god. They’re lucky enough to have won a chance to get paid to nail a hottie like Rebeca Linares or Tanner Mayes or even real famous legends like Nina Hartley… and all they have to do is keep it up hard enough to fuck that girl with all those people and cameras watching, knowing that even more people will watch once it comes out as a movie. Some guys, uh, let’s just say they might lose their nerve and so a stunt cock might have to step in and finish the job so the girl don’t leave unsatisfied. As for the girls, bless them for being willing to fuck the people that helped make ‘em successful by jerkin off so much to their scenes.

Jim Powers and Porno Dan Leal are some kinda smutty super geniuses for putting together a series like this, that is really not like any other porn that’s out there. It’s reality-based and it’s almost like a parody of reality itself, so you get the adult humor part of it. Sometimes it’s more funny than it is sexy, but who doesn’t like to laugh at other people’s sex bloopers? No wonder these movies get AVN nominated.