Anonymous: cover opens the wrong direction...that would be the back cover

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Twinchlian: Haha, so 10 people got killed because of that loco priest burning a Koran - imagine the mohammadfags finding c4c...

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Anonymous: Terry Jones at it again?

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Anonymous: ^Wasn't he in Monty Python?...

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Anonymous: Let the butt hurt begin

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U.S. of America: WE'RE GONNA EXTINCT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YA MUSLIM FUCKERS ON THIS PLANET, OUR KILL TEAMS ARE EVERYWHERE HAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED MUHAMMAD

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Anonymous: ^ 14 y o whigger is angry

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Allah the fag: Every 9-11 me and my buddies burn Quran ..and no im not a fucking kike

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TrollWut: ^ that's great and the muslimfag who prints all the qurans for your burnings is a rich man by now.

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Bob the builder: US of America, I am sorry to tell you you have no say. You are a drone slaving to your master. Everything is above you. You are worthless. You are not "America". You are a lone human without any power or voice. Your purpose is amusement, your value decided by your owners..

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Bob the builder: Every 9/11 I make twin towers of mash potatoes, and pretend peas are humans jumping to their death. The hard part is making meat into airplanes. Oh I use swine obviously, Im not PC or anything, God morbid. etc etc random negative comment etc

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EvoStar: And yet we still lulz at the broke, smelly, starving, uneducated, undependable, Countrie you people call home

thedeem0n: That's right, here's what the Coran DIDN'T tell you...all 72 of these "Virgins" Promised...are Nuns that have 1-Inch Thick, 4-Foot Long Titanium Whaling Rods...& they're standing behind a sign that says "Caution: Virgin Area - All Muslims must partake at their OWN RISK!!"

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stupid00: YO BOB i like the comment real brians instead of i am a patriot i kill sand-niggers and burn quran

Anonymous: The evidence is building: God threw rocks at Earth and killed the dinosaurs. God made man in his image but Mankind (beta ver 0.9b) were Arabs who still throw rocks at everything despite attempts to upgrade their software. God's sprog Jesus was a (Jew talking) Arab and religous dinosaurs think he rocks! It all makes sense.

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Anonymous: What is the point of that question, it has no basis in fact!!

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Anonymous: your all forgetting what the faith tells us! dino bones were put under the earth by god himself! to test our faith!.... true fact, research it ;)

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Anonymous: The Jetsons. They came from the future and rescued the town of Bedrock.

boneyndied: It wasnt an asteroid it was a stone car driven by neanderthals, dinosaurs were the road kill.

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Anonymous: flintstones were genocidal bastards

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Anonymous: Evolution happened the "asteroids that killed the dinosaurs" did not. Dinosaur species are all around us BIRDS and the lizard varieties of creatures like komodo dragons and crocs and alligators

Anonymous: 8596-- you were partially correct, until you said lizards. Then you went back to being stupid.

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Anonymous: The cavemen were Christians, the dinosaurs were Muslims

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Greeft: Men and dinosaurs co-existed, there's a religious theme park in America that says so, so it's gotta be true.

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Anonymous: CAVE men. they hid in caves. CONTINUITY SOLVED! :D

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Papa B: Please shut up. Don't be on C4C if you're easily offended.

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Bunny: So to the nigger above, if cave people are called white people then how did niggers survive. Very small mammals survived because they didn't have to eat very much. large animals (dino's) died

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DarkAidan: Dear Anonfag, there were no caveman during the time of the dinosaurs

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Anonymous: Hahahahahaha, there is no fucking way cavemen could have survived dinosaurs. That's why they came after, you know like how science has proven through things called fossils.

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Anonymous: we're pro (:

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Anonymous: Lol.. this just made the poster retarded, dinasours and humans never lived togheter, that's Hollywood shit.

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Lickathesplit: I don't know what the diversity of life was back in the days, but it seems logicly that the numbers were greatly redused.. The surviving species however had to change their diet, you know, the series of food diets that changed the capacity of our brains and organs over millions of years..Those who didn't adapt went and got extinct.Need more ? Study yourself..!!

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Lickathesplit: b.t.w. : scientists have proven that certain vitamins & proteins in fish & meat are necessary for the functioning of the modern brain, thus it can be said that vegetarians & certain religious people diet themselfs into extinction within give or take 10 to 20 generations. TT doesn't surprise for i am thinking that you missed some vital meals already...!!!

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Anonymous: Obvious troll is obvious

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NomNominous: If you actually read up on it, you might find out that IT WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ERA.

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Anonymous: I cant FUCKING BELIEVE someone or something have done that, dude....THE CAVEMEN LIKE U SAID WERE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FAR AWAY IN TIME FROM THE DINOSAURS U SUCKA!!!!!! GO AND KILL URSELF FUCKIG FAGGOT

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Lickathesplit: He/She has got a serious point though, at that time the sea and cave dwelling creatures must have had the best chances to survive right ?

Anonymous: i didnt read about dinosaurs in the bible. so they dont exist. or they are devils.

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Raven's Wing: ^ They're called "Jesus Horses". Its only in the New Testament

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Anonymous: I didn't read about mosquito's or cockroaches in the bible, so they aren't real either.... just a figment of your imagination..... like double anal..... that's not in the bible, so it never happens.

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Anonymous: Because the cavemen hid in the caves while the dinosaurs were sucking BlazinWeeds dick at the neighborhood glory-hole

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Anonymous: Excuse me!!! Sarcastically...

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Tattoos: Everyone knows that dinosaurs and cavemen didn't exist at the same time. Sheesh!

Itzcuintle: Hahahaha lol. They lived in caves stupid. Dinosaurs just like built theire nests out in the open! LOL

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Anonymous: Don't you know ??

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Anonymous: are you fucking serious? are people honestly this retarded they don't understand real shit so they need to go on the internet and post retarded questions?

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Anonymous: The mammals of the time which survived were small, subterranian creatures. When the surface was ravaged by an asteroid, there was minimal effect on the natural underground fauna on which these creatures fed. When the surface repaired itself over time, these predecessors emerged as the dominant animal life form on land, and evolved into most mammals we now have. @OP: Have you ever really tried?

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Itzcuintle: Yes like I said, plus not all dinosaurs died, there where a few avian dinosaurs that survived and later evolved in to birds. Even though my last post was bit of a troll.

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edmond: Read all this findamentalist shit and tell me the United States is the greatest nation on earth

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Anonymous: the bible never lists every animal ever to exist but it says that animmals of the land and sea were created on different days

ANòmNómNòm: ^^ and no new animals ever came out of the oceans, creation happened all in one piece and in sequence (first sea then land) and in a few days - perhaps it also says things about birds and how they came to be after dinosaurs

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Anonymous: I love how christfags believe in the ark and all that shit. Nice one dipshits...really plausible.

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Anonymous: these "hey atheist" posts MUST be a joke. how could anyone be so fucking stupid?

Anonymous: replace caveman with any animal that existed back then and you have a valid arguement

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Anonymous: Fuck.., So did the roaches.., What's your point ?

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Anonymous: daaamn ppl are fucking stupid...

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Anonymous: because moses travelled back in time by using the "burning bush" as fuel for his subterrainian ark - then filled said ark with jewish cavemen, then "commanded" the earth to part, the ark rode its way under ground - & as the dinosaurs tried to follow - moses un-parted the ground and trapped the dinosaurs,..that is why their bones are found so far underground after only 4000 years of earths life

Anon: Nowhere in the "bible" (little boy stories book) says Jesus was not a raptor

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MrPerspective: Sure as fuck yeah, I believe in raptor jesus. And also in Santa, the Truth Fairy, the Easter Bunny with its pure chocolate droppings, dragons, Voldemort's Snake Of Sin, my preciousss One Ring, lightsabers, photon torpedoes... (cont'd on Wikipedia's Fantasy portal) However, I do NOT believe that the Church is truly fighting Sin, especially sexual ones. Not within. Shit-eater sycophant bastards!

Anonymous: NO - but I beleive in REALY stupid Christians like the faggot cunt who posted this thread.

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Anonymous: use him to ride to do my quests everyday. like being exalted with the trolls, like getting mounts off fractions, like world of warcraft. nice horsie variant. and its nicely dyed too, got all mounts anyway for choice.

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Anonymous: Jesus, god, satan, vishnu, kali, and so on, are all hoaxes to make you feel a little better once you lay there on your death bed, depending on what your belief system is. Then reality strikes you over the head like warm cow's dung and the switch is turned off and you enter into eternal unconsciousness. Simple as that.

Anonymous: Peter's shadow healed people, did he need to pray for these miracles? NO he didn't! He was gifted with eternal life, that's what you should pray for FIRST... It's what Jesus refers to when he say's ask, and you shall recieve... The Power from On High, from God, to heal them YOURSELF!

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savyp: These are all just stories that are not located anywhere else except in this book of fairy tales. Why do things like this not still happen? If miracles like these did in fact happen then there would be no other reason to follow any other religion because it would be clear who the one true god is. People would be slowly drawn towards this particular religon and the false gods would be weeded out

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Anonymous: If that guy was gifted with eternal life do you know where is he today? I would like him to heal my cancer

Anonymous: Drinking bleach would heal you just as quickly as praying or that fictional peter character

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MrPerspective: Well, things like this DO still happen, they say. Accrding to islamic tradition, 19 pious heroes rode iron birds, and caused the Twin Towers of Saruman to collapse, just 10 years ago. You just need to look @ the world with eyes wide shut with faith. :-P

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Anonymous: If prayer worked, we'd not need hospitals.

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Praise_him: It has been scientifically proven that prayer works nearly 51% of the time!

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Fluppe: sad thing is - it's a proven fact that religious people are happier than non-religious. they don't worry as much, because they trust in a higher being. in fact, this shows what miserable monkey brains we human beings have.

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m4k3k3: place a blastbeat while reading and you have black metal bullshit

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Anonymous: THE TRINITY IS BULLSHIT

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Canucklehead: they always fall back on free will every time they get caught in a lie.

MrPerspective: Actually, Saint Sir, I *have* studied the Bible. My final conclusion? According to Jesus himself, you bleating preaching moralizing holier-than-thou bigots are complete fucktards. And also the modern-day scribes and pharisees. The Gospel sez so...

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MrPerspective: There are two categories of ppl in the world: those who divide ppl into categories, and those who don't.

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MrPerspective: ^ No, there are three categories of ppl in the world: those who can count, and those who can't. (I know, I'm trolling myself. But it's fun, and he doesn't mind. ;-)

Anonymous: I'm christian, but i'm definitely like number 4, just a bottle of beer instead of cuban.

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Anonymous: So you become a saint by proven miracles, and then your manifesto comes out wherein you claim to be the new savior. Miracles, claims of divinity, supportive sycophants, it must be real, right. Oh no, that only works two thousand years ago, when it's unverifiable, and no threat to the homogeneity and power of the ruling preist-elite.

Anonymous: "Saira Liaqat, 26, poses for the camera as she holds a portrait of herself before being burned, at her home in Lahore, Pakistan, Wednesday, July 9, 2008. When she was fifteen, Saira was married to a relative who would later attack her with acid after insistently demanding her to live with him, although the families had agreed she wouldn't join him until she finished school."

idrankallthebeer: until people realise that religion is a mental disorder, shit like this will continue. if we could just get rid of all religion, we'd be better off. it's sad that mentally ill people can hide behind their religion. look at all those child raping catholic priests. we should lynch those bastards.

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Bunglicker: Why aren't the so called "Moderate Muslims" standing up in outrage over this. Oh that's right, they're too busy standing up in outrage over some cartoonist drawing an image of Mohamed.

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Greeft: ^ This is true of all religions, especially the 3 Abrahamic faiths, they all have their extremist sections and it is the failure of the majority to do anything about the fucknuggets that give them their legitimacy.

Chanonymous: Most muslims are not upset by this, they think she diserved it for not being an obedient wife.

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Anonymous: this muslim needs more make-up

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Anonymous: islam says don't hurt people....this title of this pic is fake ..

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Anonymous: religion says: fuck you, I'm right ! islam says: fuck you, I'm right and I'll kill you if you don't see that! (christians are similar btw)

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Raimey_D: Obozo has already apologized for Americans who pissed off the Islamic ass-wipes who did this...oops. So sorry. Did I piss off any more of the raging lunatics? Take it up with our gutless wonder that pretends to be the president.

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Anonymous: the religious need to be taught that we are not in the dark ages and that enlightenment has been around for some time now!

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Anonymous: ^^That's because barack hussein muhammed obunga is muslim. The radical muslims call him "brother". The nigger muslim in chief wants to destroy the U.S.

Why exactly is everyone so butthurt? Israel, America and their European accessories supported the ISLAMISTS against moderate governments. It happened with bin Laden, it happened in Libya, and right now it's happening in Syria. The pisslamists are your ALLIES, dummies.

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Anonymous: Hail Satan!

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Anonymous: I'm ok with mulsims exterminating the kikes

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Anonymous: Politically correct dipsticks all . . .

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Anonymous: that's barack hussein's religion

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Anonymous: These dudes have whitey so skeered, he has to take his shoes off at the airport after being physically violated. Not bad for the 12th century, right?!

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Anonymous: Religion of Peace? No, Religion of Submission.

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PainIsGood: "Dying you destroyed our death, rising you restored our life. Lord Jesus, come in glory." i liek media and money. wouldnt make an allegorical person out of it though.

Anonymous: @USA!USA!USA!USA!--You dumbass ignorant republitard! Who do you think picked what came out of your can? Who the hell do you think wrapped your dinner in plastic after they pissed in it?

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Anonymous: the fucking spic should be the one saying 'thank you". he's being done a favor by being allowed to stay and work in this country.

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Anonymous: additionally, i'd like to point out that "jesus'" labor isn't cheap at all. it's subsidized by us taxpayers who have to pay for his welfare, foodstamps, healthcare, brats' education, incarceration, etc.

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Anonymous: not to mention the blood toll that they take when they murder, or otherwise kill, 25 US citizens every day. that's 9000 per year.

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Anonymous: the muslims killed 3000 innocent ppl on 9/11 but since then illegal aliens have slaughtered about 100,000 innocent Americans. that makes them about 34x more deadly than muslim terrorists.

Anonymous: ^ Angry doesn't even begin to describe it... I mean this discussion has reached some forbidden level of angriness that no man has ever seen before... religious fags should simply admit that their beliefs are retarded so humanity can move on.

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anonymule: bacon does that kind of thing to a thread.....the forbidden fruit

Anonymous: many atheists are mad people without friends that listen to metal music

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Twinchlian: ^that is so true. i feel bad for atheists. living their whole lives being angry and shit and then in the end God lets them into paradise anyway because his children would feel bad about them being in hell and all.

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anonymule: not all people who disbelieve are atheist.....just a thought. atheists are a pretty sad bunch, they trade one ideology for another-- hunamism, which is no less retarded than the religion they rail against. It's easier to draw your own conclusions about the universe and sleep in on sunday (for me) so fuck you both....

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Anonymous: ^ implying something because you decide to does not mean it is true. Humanism != religion.

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Anonymous: ^^^ I'm not sure what is sadder, the fact that your limited reasoning ability make you believe that not believing in fairy tales is equivalent to be angry (wtf?) or that you honestly believe there is such thing as paradise for no particular reason that you were told it was so. If you had been raised in the Middle East you would fervently believe that you will get 72 virgins for blowing yourself up

Twinchlian: I belive in heaven because the alternative sucks and is not pony at all. In heaven all your hopes will be redeemed; all your sins washed away. If nothing else it's a fucking cool story brah.

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Anonymous: atheists are smarter because they know that NO ONE can be trusted

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Anonymous: agnostic are smarter because they know that nothing is sure

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AZO: lol a place where fire burns you forever, who the fuck is angry?!

Lickathesplit: LOL Anon 8749 : A Awesomeist !! BWAAHAAHAAH Twinchlian : Try to pony the structure of your soul, the anatomy, the shape, the form of it, then try to pony the consequences of your findings, pony me this and then talk about heaven/hell again, you relitards make me happier each day :) LOL LOL LOL shit, i love having found c4c :P

Anonymous: Even if the world completely embraced the idea that these religions passed down as a mystical heirloom have no basis to be believed, the primate species known as Humans will always find some dividing factor to fight over. Short vs Tall, Fat vs skinny, Stupid vs Dumb, Bad runners vs Bad Swimmers, Etc.

Anonymous: the Dark Ages refers to the cultural and economic decline proceeding the fall of the roman empire. Not that deeeerrrr everyone converted to christianity and then turned people into deeeerrrrr idiots ... you fuckwhit. read a fucking history book cocksucker. i suppose it was all the smart "athiest" who initiated the birth of the renaissance. i bet thats what you smug cocksuckers think.

Anonymous: no its not. human values were differet in those times. they are just a tribe of barbaric fucks who wants the world.. just like everybody else. live with it or do something

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Anonymous: allah===a-anal.l=loving,l=lewd,a-arab,h=homosexual .

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Kareloko: Christianity is today, dak, as always, islam, is corrupted by the lies of christianity.

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Anonymous: thethirdjihad dot com

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Anonymous: religions today are like they were in the cave age, you all religious retarded

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Anonymous: Kareloco, you're either retarded or horrible with the English language. Try an online translators...or move to your sharia-governed-paradise where they ban computers.

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Anonymous: madhatter, have you ever read anything from the Bible? David slew Goliath with a sling. He didn't chop his head off.

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al: They, the Muslims, killed, burned, and tortured back then too.

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Anonymous: ^^dumbshit, if you read the adult version of Bible Stories for Children, you'll know that David cut Goliath's head off with the giant's own sword after smacking him with a pebble between the eyes.

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FLARP: Sounds about right. I tend to agree with Martin Luther, what he said when he recanted on his deathbed, that people are too stupid to understand.

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Anonymous: Me too. People will never understand the full meaning of religion. Same as some people never understood the sense of school or work :D.

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Anonymous: You gotta ask yourself, what' you wanna be part of? A nation? A religion ? Or a corporation? The choice is yours....

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Anonymous: Religion in general is a cancer. The only difference between Christianity and Islam is that not too many Christians give a fuck about their religion whereas far too many Muslims take their religion too serious. While Christian extremists are just dumb (like dogs barking at cars), Muslim extremists are dangerous (like rabid dogs).

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Anonymous: Mel Brooks as Torquemada singing, The Inquisition?"

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Jesse: Religion is a crutch used by weak minded people.

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Phill Brooks: Atheism is a crutch(much like alcohol and drugs) used by weak minded attention seeking maleajusted trust fund loving adults with all the falsely placed blame and blind following of a satanic cult minus ritual sacrifice.

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Phill Brooks: Atheism is The blind following the blind all while blaming those who can see for taking their sight.

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Anonymous: Blind is the athiest that follows another athiest to christianity

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TGD: So essentially its like Christianity now.ZING

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Nicolas Sarkozy: I shit on a Quran, and i feel so good for all day long. ShitOnQuran way of life

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gov'na: Christianity still serves its purposes as it did in the dark ages!

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Anonymous: Yet Islam will always be worse. 1) Jesus was a healer, Muhammad was a Warlord 2) Christians believe Jesus will rescue everyone from the hell that is earth, Muslims believe that Allah wants them to force the rest of the world to convert to Islam. 3) Christians believe the best way to heaven is to accept Jesus, Muslims believe the best way to heaven is to die killing non-Muslims.

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Anonymous: true, true!!!

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Anonymous: only good muslim is a dead muslim...all of em

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Anonymous: Than is not true. honestly all religion is bullshit. you do what the fuck you want there is no moral authority. the government places standards on us while adhering to no sort of standards themselves. I say fuck all that is and that shall be for i am the only one who sees thru these eyes. I wish you all the best of luck and hope you realize that you make your own mind believe what it wants to

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gov'na: muslims practice islam in zionist-christian juristiction, if not they are terrorists

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Anonymous: The Inquisition proved that we can also play their game of "kill the infidel."

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MrPerspective: Islam today is like Christianity in the Bible Belt... only more straightforward about it. :-P

Anonymous: at least Islam don't burn people for saying the earth is a planet and is round

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Anonymous: Christianity was not like Islam in the dark ages. The dark ages were full of violent people like Islam. And many of them called themselves Christians. But any smart person knows that God never taught such behavior. False comparison. Besides Islam is false anyway.

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Anonymous: This picture is just right on the point (Christian apologetes here are blind on one eye)

Oldandevil: Islam at peace is very much the same as Christianity at peace but it is also true that Islam at war is the same as Christianity at war. During the tribal warfare of the feudal and dark ages of Christianity, Islam prospered and was the center of Justice, Culture and Science west of China. Now the tables are turned but it was not long ago that we were the savages and they civilized.

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Anonymous: Islam is no worse that any other mass hysteria, it's the Islamic cults that are evil. Just like Jim Jones' cult wasn't really Christian or the Hashishans (Assasins) weren't Hindu. We only hear news about the maniacal, bug-eyed nutjobs, and very little about the pious, hardworking farmer or factory worker, no matter his religion.

Anonymous: Mohammed was a man, when you declare speech or art that may defame him or insult his or yours sensibilities you are elevating Mohammad to god like status and that is blasphemy. Said in soup Nazi voice: No virgins for you…

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Anonymous: Ah, but Christianity is going back to its roots.

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Anonymous: Today's Democrats are worse than ISIS. They slaughtered more unborn babies than the entire Population of the United States in 1886. I thought ISIS was brutal but the Democrats are millions ahead of them and the babies can't even fight back like an adult.

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Anonymous: ^ Probably because its the Republican knocking up the women and then claiming the kids aren't theirs. Maybe if they stopped *neglecting* kids and/or exploiting them, maybe there's be a legitimate reason to do away with abortion. Stop blaming the Dems for trying to clean up the mess the GOP made.

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Anonymous: ^ that has to be the stupidest post since the invention of the internet.

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Anonymous: islam today is like communism during the mid 20th century

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Django Unhinged: FUCK ISLAM

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Anonymous: Christianity today gave you electricity, modern medicene, the internet, powered flight, space travel, telecommunications, modern food production, etc. All the other religions are based in ancient history and only advanced thanks to contact with the modern world I.E Christians!

Anonymou: @Samps @Pyro, therefore you aren't a Christian and just keep the title in order to conform with family and reserve yourself that tasty spot in Heaven.

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Hughbie: I just lol at their inability to explain dinosaurs from 65 million years ago...its not bananas in ears...its shit.

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Samps: 2596: I believe God, through some means or another, made the earth. At the same time, I keep my religion and my politics separate, and I steer clear of the Christian right's war against science. If the Bible doesn't explain something, I let it be.

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Hughbie: ^sorry there Samps..the Bible is a collection of stories. What you are saying is exaclty like scientology. Make believe turned into people's belief. Not true, but still a fervent belief.

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maddog1234: If ATHEISTS want CHRISTIANS to keep our thoughts to ourselves then you ATHEISTS should also do likewise!

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Anonymous: ^ that's like saying "If you want me to stop saying the Earth is flat, then stop saying it's round". Yeah it sounds politically correct but you're still an idiot.

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Anonymous: this piece of crap is on every dam page knock it off. 1 time was fine now its retarded.

Hughbie: Religion. The major cause of all shit before, current and present. fuck you religion. Go away.

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Anonymous: FUCK RELIGION

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Smosh: Didn't someone submit a picture off him with a pickle in his ass?

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Anonymous: Trollolol. I trolled all atheism who read this.

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Irishperson: So he does support raping little boys. Nice change of the subject there.

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Jul3s: I get the point, and me as an atheist myself, don't discuss like that. But seriously the good work the church does? Are you kidding me? Just look up on the googles how much the vatican and church keeps from "donations". If they would give up half of it, all of africa could eat for ten years.

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Oldandevil: My father used to say “Having faith is like being pregnant... either you are or you aren’t”, beyond the obvious grammatical error, I think that was very wise, but to which I add “except for that psycho bitch who wants to be pregnant so bad she cuts a baby from its mother’s womb”... yeah, faith can be like that too.

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Jugs: im really horny

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liplocker_code3: You don't have to be a relitard to do charity work, assfucker!

Bulbasaur111919: Don't most Christian charities centre around fixing church roofs and replacing the odd bit of stained glass? On the other side, I hear Satanists often do litter picking and dog re-homing.

Anonymous: Jul3s: The US gob'ment keeps 75% of every welfare dollar. Not, every tax dollar, every welfare dollar. It's a fact... look it up. It was big news during the Clinton admin.

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Anonymous: Atheism is not a religion.... just as Asexual is not a way for an ameba to have sex with another ameba... or Atypical is not a normal way for something to happen. I pity you for your terrible ignorance.

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Anonymous: not sure if is it sound Mussolini

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Anonymous: Those christ fags always have to include they came back from "church" or "mass" or "bible study" or whatver the fuck they're at. They will never just say "been away and just got back" and end it there. If we're interested, we'll ask, but since you probably have pestered us with that christ fag info before, we won't. So SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

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Anonymous: ^ Jews always mention that they are Jewish. Hi, I'm Jewish... Being Jewish... My Jewish upbringing... I'm a Jew... My Jewish faith... Being a Jew, I ... As a Jew, ......

Anonymous: @AwesomeAnonymous! You idiot christianfag! History books don't mention the color of many people but we have no reason to consider them black!

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Anonymous: "His skin was the color of bronze and his hair was like unto the wool of a black sheep." Now what color do YOU think he was?

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Anonymous: Dude white people have like no logic behind nigger haha, stupid hicks take a history lesson haha

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Anonymous: its one thing to put niggers in their place, but its another to be retarded. Jesus, if he did exist, would probs be black, considering his birth place and at that time there would have been no inter-racial babbies. = Jesus= Pure black. Should be no surprise.

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Munster: That explains everything... now i can go and sleep like a baby...

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Weed: Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11. Thank you for your time and good night.

Anon57: Dont be so sure.. His father shows up one night, rapes mary, knocks her up and splits. then spews some hilarious self aggrandizing story about being some kind of god.. sounds like a typical nigger to me

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Anonymous: he is my jesus

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Michael Jackson: I fucking hate when people Photoshop me to be Jesus...

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Anonymous: jews are not black lol black jesus

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Anonymous: black people suffer with a lot more things than white people like bone brake liver and kinane brake down lol to black people

Anonymous: HAHA the image up above on XENU is a fucked up lying nigger shitscum from AFREAKA who got asylum in ENgland by claiming to be gay & persecuted, came to UK and infected at least 10 women with AIDS including a 14 year old girl.

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nigger_killer: Jesus was not a nigger. He was a middle east man and had caucasian feattures not apeish simain features.

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nigger_killer: Jesus wasn't from afriKKKa

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Anonymous: Curly hair is not a distinct african feature. Besides wool has large curles like middle-eastern/caucasian hair, africans have very small curles. The germans and brits were described by the romans as "bronze skin and fair or red hair". So the germans and britons were africans? I don't think so. Do a google search for bronze and see for yourself. Bronze isn't black, it's not even dark brown.

Warg: Those who reject religion entirely are just as unenlightened as those who force it on others. Atheist propoganda is just as bad.

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Anonymous: and soooooo lame... and boring...

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JimmyNormal: prove to me god it exsists. And not using that christian get out of jail free card "prove to me it doesnt exsist"shit give me evidence.

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Anonymous: Do you really think our bodies could work they way they do now by evolution and crap? All this happening by chance? No, not a way. Our brain is way to complex for evolution. Answer this: So evolution is little changes over a long time right? And is caused by adaptations needed to survive in that particulars environment. So birds(according to fossil evidence) didn't start out having wings.

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Anonymous: So little changes over time caused the wing to grow(supposedly). But according to evolution its little changes. What would cause the bird to start to grow wings? They wouldn't be wings, they would be little stubs that coundn't do anyting! What is the purpose of that?

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pft: ATHEISM IS A RELIGION and nody cares if u hate ur own religion

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Anonymous: its not a diss to religion its a statement

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Anonymous: proof that god isn't exist.

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Anonymous: Yes, "little stubs" wouldn't be useful - but they were never that. Currently presumed sequence is: The fins of some fish evolved to be useful for moving on land. Those fish evolved to four-legged reptiles. Those evolved into two-legged dinosaurs, the forelegs becoming arms. Some tree-climbing dinosaurs evolved for gliding, then for flight. The limbs were always useful.

Anonymous: If our brains are too complex to evolve, how did something complex enough to *design* our brains arise?

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Moongrim: Well evolution doesn't take the throwbacks like creationists into account.

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Omni: For all those atheists out there, enjoy the thought of ceasing to exist when you die, for us religious, we'll be in paradise smiling down on the rest of you

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Anonymous: Tbh... Religion has been the biggest cock-block to science and discovery out of anything. If there were no religon, we probably woud have advanced enough to know how the universe was created by now. Think of all the brilliant minds across the world that were plagued thier whole life by learning to believe in a fictional character. When they could have been learning to study rather than pray.

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Anonymous: not to mention all the great minds that were hunted and killed by the religious for thier great discoveries. (P.S. The earth is not the center of the universe)

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Anonymous: YES.

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Anonymous: CHRISTIANS: if god exist, why did nietzsche say he was dead?

MrPerspective: Our brains are too stupid to be the result of evolutionary usefulness. Humans are herpa-derp. Where's your god now? :-P

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MrPerspective: Actually, some say reality is beautiful like a dream, AND ugly as a nightmare, because it's all just a gigantic illusion. We don't exist, we're just figments. "Everything that is" is merely a silly & pointless dream God is having. When we all realize it, God will wake up, causing "the Disappearance of the Universe." (Not MY trolling, lurk it: book by Gary Renard).

MrPerspective: Science = knowledge = power. Since Clergies don't really know shit about squat (save for a few prestidigitation tricks), they need to strive on the superstitious ignorance which they "teach" the dumb-ass shivering herd... We'll never know if there IS a god or not, because now religion will always fuck up any methodology in that domain.

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: We need religion to comfort us from all of the Horrors that are created by religion.

Anonymous: You're a bunch of fools. You just don't think ANYONE could possibly be smarter or better than you.

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Anonymous: 1242517894290...lol....did anyone say anything about who's smarter? You forget, religion is man made....but then I guess with your lack of logical thinking and lack of common sense you'll just keep ranting like a fuckwit that you are....fool, go read your poofy bible...

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Anonymous: 1242071360965,1242025465213...Making Inferences and Drawing Conclusions, you should have paid attention in school...if you have schools in your country?

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Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the

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Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the "truth", then why can't they get the date of Easter right? I mean it IS 3 days later.

TitsMagoo: FFS! Kids might read that and get all emo or drugfucked or whatever. It should say Jesus went away to be with his dad in Heaven and we've all lived in perfect peace ever since - because our delicate little petals can't handle blatant fucking reality these days.

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asp: all the religous threads seem to start with a majority of supporters of god, then with more opinions expressed, the majority become athiests.

Anonymous: no that guy actually died about 4 times, according to 4 chapters of that book (although there are abundant stories to that variety of people getting reborn in their bodies after death)

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Vincent859: ^ Nope. He died exactly one. His death and its circumstances are recounted in four different books of the Bible, written by four different writers and directed at four different audiences. The events of His life, death, and resurrection are alluded to dozens of other times in the Bible, of course.

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Anonymous: Proudly leading us back into the 1st century....My Uncle died for me too. Should he not also be worshipped you fools? I bet you all bought cell phones too!

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Anonymous: Not really a spoiler since churches have pictures of crucified Jesus all over the place. The important thing to xians is that he came back to life, not that he died

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Anonymous: Yeah, anyone can die, but only Jesus can come back to life. Well, him and Mithra. And Sherlock Holmes. And Doctor Spock.

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InternetH8Machine: Jesus DIES?!?! Oh noes! What happened?

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Anonymous: He showed up, basically pissed off everyone, so they killed him. But he rose from the grave and flaoted up into the sky. This is a long-standing tradition in the Middle East.

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Anonymous

dark side win

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Anonymous: did he died??

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Anonymous: so god made the humans to be filthy sinners just so he could come down to earth as his own son (after raping a married woman) to wander around the desert with his gay friends,be tortured and crucified for the sins he put into humans just to rise again? that is some fucked up rapist BDSM necro freak !!

Bunglicker: ^ What the hell does burn the Koran day have to do with this?

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Lexicon: Some atheists decide to trivialize and desecrate some Christian thing, and it's all fun and giggles at the expense of the Jesus lovers. Do the same thing to something Muslim, and it's a national issue.

Magister: @Lexicon: Totally agree. Atheists are mostly SJW pussies who desecrate Chriistianity because they know they're not going to get a backlash from the community. Do it to something pigslamic, a religion that needs reform infinitely more than xtianity, and they shy away. Pussies. They think they're being wise and free, meanwhile only perpetuating the idea that islamicunts can use religion to censor

Anonymous: The neo-atheists trolls in here are breathtakingly stupid. They have no self-awareness, no depth, and no sense of introspection whatsoever. And their obnoxious hubris that is completely without warrant in their sophomoric intellectual abilities is beyond compare.

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Anonymous: ^ you sir, either are trolling religion, or making sure they are religious in and of themselves, i salute you for trolling me. good day sir! o7

E: Get raised by teens or stoopids with low-quality condoms... or get the shortcut to hell... I'd hit nr. 1

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NonComposMentis: OP makes a good point. Better than schools providing daycare for teenagers with children; that practically enthuses them to have sex instead of being abstinate.

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NonComposMentis: Also, please pull out! Or smoke a ton of weed, it can act as a spermicide! :D

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Anonymous: Lol, sad but true

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_________: Is that second pic even real?

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Chanonymous: Basedd on Christian theories of sin, a foetus is without sin. Christians do not believe in reincarnation. So YES, abortion sends them to heaven faster.

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Anonymous

i wonder what silly games they will play in heaven

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: Fetus......the other white meat.

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Anonymous: there is no god so they are just dried and made into fish fodder

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Anonymous: God was the creator of abortion, because in the beginning he created everything and all. Oh, you mean Satan makes people doing this? Ah, yes, Satan. God's assassin, his angel for the dirty jobs, his Special Forces. But even Satan was created. By whom? In the beginning there was God and God alone, so...

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Anonymous: ^There is no "god" nor a "devil" nor any other blasted superantural beings! And the secret of life is so bloody simple to figure out: Live your life, have kids, make sure they aren't assholes, so that humans can continue to prosper and leave this place when the time comes. I have doubts we will make it though, with all the fucking relitards in the world.

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Anonymous: ^ we will be back to the iron age at best once white people are bred out. No more electricity, modern medicene, manufacturing, oil production,...all gone. Niggers will just starve to death and kill each other.

Anonymous: Humans came from the easter bunny. Animals came from the tooth fairy

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Aalfred666: no its not check mate. i dont belive we as humanity evolved on this planet. take a moment and look around you. no other animal on this planet can create what we can create, god is the name of our mother ship that crashlanded here millions of years ago.

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Anonymous: ^^lulz were had

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Anonymous: Tha fucking MAGIC up in this bitch! That's where!...

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Anonymous: no one really knows, giggle dick.

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CreepisKryp: Aalfred666, Perhaps these Alien Ancestors of Humans were "The Old Ones" that came from that PRE-GENESIS Darkness. Wouldn't that be cool? Playing "Imagination" is fun. ;D

zbloh: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

God: I do exist and to make a long story short, I fell off my sky palace. So all christians are required to send money to me (God), 868 Poling Farm Road, Bellevue, NE 68005 (Leave untraceable cash in a brown paper bag behind the drain pipe around back).

Anonymous: Hey everyone, if Trolls posts threads about Athiests or Gods, why to you answer?

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Anon57: ^ Get with the program, all threads are troll threads. God, Niggers, Mudslimes, Eurofags, Americunts etc..If you are expecting something else.. You're on the wrong site.

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Anonymous: monkeys

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Fuck Chinkys: The same endless void of stupidity most Theist thought comes from

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Anusnymus: From apes, u monkey monks, bonobos fuck, shimps fight, we do both but talk and write bout it patheticly

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Jesus: My son, Trolling on /b/ is a sin for any true Christian, now you will burn in the hellfire for even attempting to view this satanic and sinful site

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Wr104Gamma: Unless you would rather believe that you are descendants from a reptillian alien race, science would indicate that you descended from apes.. Mutant gene makes some of us ginger or white or mormon

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Anonymous: MONKEYS!!!!!!!! FUCK U

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Anonymous: Pretty sure the stupidy of this comment is obvious, seriously we evolved, were not just created its a load of shit

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Anonymous: hey, if god created humans.. how did HE do it? magic?

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Anonymous: men evolved from monkeys, and god created men in his own image. so god is a monkey!

George: So...you're trying to say that "God" "created" Adam, then "created" Eve from "nothing?" Why, then, are Adam and Eve depicted with "bellybuttons?"

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George: But...I do agree with Aalfred666 and zbloh, though.

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Anonymous: My question is... Where did god come from? now I think that sir, is checkmate.

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Anonymous: ^well said sir!!

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Bubble: GOD DONT REAL

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Leeroy: I don't know what to believe in. Christianity starts from an almighty being that existed forever, and Atheism is everything started because it did. Neither make sense

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Anonymous: Science proves that bacteria built up and we came up as monkeys and so on and so forth. And the reason why people arnt still turning from monkeys is because we are humans now, a human isnt gonna have a baby monkey. Check and mate.

Lickathesplit: You know what i think ? I think you've watched so many treads seeing christians being slaughtered by atheists logic, that you finally came up with this lame one, the answer is :They evolved from the creatures before them, and they evolved from the creatures before them, and so on, and so on..Use your internet before you start asking.

Anonymous: ^^ Duh! Another deity who is at least ten times as powerful. All religious fags worship lesser deities who pretend to have created the universe. My god, Mortok the Mighty created your gods! Check and mate!

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Anonymous: P-O-T-A-T-O

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Anonymousis: Pot a to what?

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The Original Spoon: If Christians didn't exist then how would God wipe his ass?

Anonymous: I question if humans exist, so why the fuck would I beleive a god would exist?

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Chanonymous: The bible says adam and eve had kids, then their kids had kids. Adam and eves grandkids are either the product of incest or human-ape hybrids or he created more humans from clay. New humans would be without A&Es sin so wouldn't fuck A&Es kids. The bible says incest is wrong. Therefore the bible proves we are decended from apes.

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: One day long ago, god took a humongous shit (with corn) and flung his poop into the emptiness of the void, creating everything including us. When I fling my poop, it's a prayer to god, the original poop flinger. Amen.

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: We are stardust, we are god's poop.

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Anonymous: ^what became of the corn?

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Anonymous: We evolved from monkeys and chimps

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Anonymous: The strangest sexual fetish in todays day and age is the heterosexual missionary position.

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Anonymous: hey theists, Fuck off. check and mate

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Anonymous: So God made humans? He made men, he made women, he made homosexuals, he made lesbians, he made shemales, he made them in all kind of colors. So why he makes that humans hate eachother so much for what the others are?

Hughbie: ^There shouldn't be a full stop after the d in "and" but before the " hyphenation in what you wrote. It should be after the ". Just like < that for example. Get your comment right if you are going to try and be a grammar nazi. Geez. Some people.

GOD: I know how many of you have imaginary friends . I see all of you talking to your hand as you are fapping away . " Oh ya baby harder , faster ." At least I am real . I know your mom was calling your dad by my name alot last night . She was even calling the garbagemen by my name the other day , so she must believe in me . ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Anonymous: Pathetic

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Anonymous: but adults that's killing other adults for having imaginary friends is stupider

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TASTYbacon: WIN!!!!!

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Anonymous: 4170 (2 above) can GTFO. No reasonably thinking person has killed others simply for being religious. The opposite did happen a lot throughout history, though... fuck you.

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Hughbie: And therein is the problem. There are too many unreasonalbe idiots who hold their religion and beliefs above everything else, including common sense and hence we have the fucked up world we have. Instead of just keeping their beliefs to themselves they push it onto the rest of the world. Missionaries from early times trying to convert natives of various countries, mormons etc etc...end of rant....

TASTYbacon: Tis on bitches ! If there is a god which their isn't , why would he create a world of suffering where evil people rule? So the good guys can slave away while the sandbagging cocksucker rule our existence . What is all this a fucking science experiment for a bored god ? Why make imperfect people only for them to die and go to heaven . Just make perfect people then you fucking rat.

Anonymous: SOME OF THE STUFF put up on that website is mixed up and you compare it with other stuff that is not relevent to it. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND RELIGION

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NorwayJunkie: Hell yeah... reliious people are close to psychotic.. and those motherfuckers giving me diagnosis ??

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Anonymous: If people tell you wars are fought over religious beliefs, theyre retarded. If the current war in Afghanistan was a "Holy War" as the terrorists put it, they wouldnt be shooting their own muslim people, they wouldnt be bombing their own country. and the muslims that help us fight those terrorists, wouldnt be helping christian soldiers, Wars are fought over power, money, and resources.

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Anonymous: Atheista are as much too blame for killing as well. Remember the Cassie story, the Atheists that were running around killing everyone that believed in a god, and when they asked her if she believed in god, even knowing that it would be the end of her life she said yes, and they killed her. quit blaming all the killing on religious people. We're human, Its OUR nature to kill, its OUR fault NOT Gods

Anonymous: I remeber that. It was like back in the 90s, those atheists went around shooting people, they asked thatone girl is she believed in god and they showed her the bullet they were going to kill her with and she said yes anyways. Atheists are such hypocites, believing we're the only violent ones.

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Anonymous: ^ cool story! believers shot like rabbits. I'm starting to love US, a country where all dreams can come true!

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Anonymous: ^ Keep telling yourself that people shooting abortion doctors or beheading people for not believing in your occult delusions are atheists because if you do a recount it's not 100% of religious nutbars who are homicidal maniacs, it's 100% minus one person and that person is an... atheist! *gasp*

Anonymous: some of those guys where pretty cool, but then again most of the stories are somewha full of internal codes and strange art, some of the living rules might work - but if they dont validate against reality they're just fiction mixed with things that just seem to make sense

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Anonymous: some of the saying might make sense - but being judged is being seen at - if its not symmetric it might not work, and most things are somewhat always according to context of course and track record and projections where they are possible

Hughbie: Why is he dead? What sort of retarded statement is that? He's dead because he died of old fucking age just like all you religious whinging bitching cunts will too....BUT he will always be smarter....now stick that up your tight arses you gullable sods...you might as well go join scientology...

Hughbie: 9310....it only has hung around for that long because of dumbarses like you needing something to hold onto.....but in the end...its nothing but a belief...so you still die...you still loose...your argument is invalid.

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Anonymous: I agree I'm loose, lol

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Hughbie: yeah ha ha....LOSE then...anyhow...on more important matters...Jesus still hasn't risen. Is he a liar? The pope says yes.

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battlestar: one thing is for sure though,.. this is the place to get your theology...

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Anonymous: ^no, but it's a great place to troll Hughbies and watch 'em melt down :-)

LR: The number of fallacies in this argument are so brobdingnagian in scale that I don't have room to address them all, but let's start with: What does Einstein have to do with religion? Second, in what sense do you claim Einstein is dead? Thirdly, as pointed out above, how is Jesus dead in a different way than Einstein? Submit physical evidence and a valid argument.

akingu: If Bubble ws Jesus, he'd have killed the jews instead of trying to save their worthless asses.

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anonymous: jesus didnt died. he is back to life after he was put in the cave! he is just not on the earth at the moment fools. but come 2012 yo uwill all see and then he will totally raep your asses because you all made him get pretty damn steamed

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Bubble: oooooowd the fuck up...! If i was Jesus, you would have killed the Jews? wat? Kill em all, if i was Hitler i would have ran things a little diffrentley, i would not start invading another counrty until, every last Jew fro mthe last one we invaded was dead or out. Fuck religun.

Anonymous: I have never been an atheist in the sense of denying the existence of a God. --Charles Darwin

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Anonymous: fuck you fingerofdoom..if you're so smart..why are you a used-condom-licking fucktard?

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Anonymous: he couldn't build a house because he only had ein stein

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Jesus: HAHA listen to the dumb biblefags in this thread. If I was going to start the rapture, I wouldn't take you with me because then Heaven wouldn't be heaven for me. Plain and simple, you guys would be so awkward in Heaven's all-day parties and Orgy's.

Lickathesplit: Why are you asking the atheists for a answer ?? Einstein by the way never said he could outsmart the decaying process of his own anatomy, you are breathing and thinking him right now, supreme recycle is the universe dude...

Lickathesplit: Why are you asking the atheists for a answer ?? Einstein by the way never said he could outsmart the decaying process of his own anatomy, you are breathing and thinking him right now, supreme recycle is the universe dude...(wasn't a red named member yet)

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Anonymous: uuh wow, you live in a world where smart people live forever? I wanna go there!

Anonymous: What is this Retarded shit goin on? None of you derps conducted any research at all fucking tards the post is about einstien how did jesus come into this debate I guess.......jesus died for our sins and came back from the dead three days later he sacrificed his flesh for our sins. So therefore jesus no longer has a physical form he is. Satan will come as a anngel of light most of you will think

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Anonymous: Its Actually Jesus when those of us who actually studied will know on the seventh trumpet our physical form will melt away then we will see jesus.....so your comments are invalid and stupid. And you cant see jesus with your impure human eyes it would kill u tards.

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NSMAnonymous: Considering the alternative (=living with christfags), he just wanted to die.

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Anonymous: IF god is not scared why doesn't he show shemself (and YEs god is hermophrodite)

Anonymous: niggers like obama are below 40 no matter what their religious beliefs are

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Anonymous: To many strings on that guitar !!

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Anonymous: kkk for obama and our lord and yours

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Anonymous: Stanford-Binet 206, and I know why the religious cling so desperately to their childhood fantasy stories, fear of the unknown. Their mediocre intellects cannot encompass the truths of science, so they fall back on safe, comfortable sky ghost stories.

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Bonefish: ^True dat. Of course there are plenty of intelligent religious people. In general though, there's a correlation between ignorant, stupid people and religion.

Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you could.reason with religious people, there wouldn't be any religious people.

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Anonymous: Tell us something we DON'T know.

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Anonymous: ./holdshandzupz aetheeiztz

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Anonymous: "You really make it seem so simple with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post."

MegaShit: ^ ahahahah what makes you think a picture I post represents my point of view? Also, drink my cum.

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Greeft: ^Girls, girls calm down, we are all friends on this site after all HAHAHAHA.

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MegaShit: Not me... I think you're all a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest.

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Alkarnur: < This is what happens when you have balls to face the truth and be in his condition and not pray for miracle healing from Jesus. Oh, and never mind all the healthy Atheist scientists, they don't count. MegaShit is a christard.

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Anonytits: MegaShit is a huge christard And if his point of view is correct, I can't wait to see him getting fucked by all the demons who live where he will be going.

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MegaShit: ^PRAISE JEEBUS! Also, bend over so I can Bokeback your well stretched brown-eyed man-pussy.

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Greeft: ^Serious question MegaShit, are you actually gay? In any thread where someone argues with you, you either say they want your ass or threaten to rape their ass. You always bring up the homosex, so, seriously, are you gay dude?

Greeft: ^Well all I've got to say is it's not just a river in Egypt my friend, it's not just a river in Egypt.

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MegaShit: Meh, as if you had a clue about life, let alone me.... but you know what they say; those that bang on about others sexuality, are the least secure in their own. Also, suck the love piss from my meaty man-pipe, faggot.

Greeft: ^^Exactly my point MegaShit, you are always the one who brings up teh homosex lol.

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been there bangin': who the fuck is this jesus dude, and can I get a fucking REFUND?

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Hacker47: LOL @ MegaShit's faggotry.

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Anonymous: fucking hate fags... can i bum you MEGA? Greeft... if you come out of your closet.. you can join too... but im guessing its prob past your bed time. hush my child.

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MegaShit: Look, nobody's bumming anybody... except for Jeebus; you're all his buttsecks playthings... I know coz God told me. He also told me to hunt you down and kill you all with a scythe, but I'm pretty sure he was drunk when he said that.

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Anonymous: bum(p)

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Anonymous: This shows ignorance of the truth. The Creator is a God of order and good health. What happened here to this man is a result of the disorder which entered this earth a long time ago. This condition is not a result of His unbelief. Because bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people.It is just the way it is right now.

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pocket: ^ Keep telling yourself whatever you have to in order to sleep at night. Rationalizing is normal for you religious retards. Enlighten us on why Islam is so evil, or how evolution is "just a theory" while you're at it. Just don't wikipedia 'cognitive dissonance', that could shatter your world. Read the bible, instead.

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djh123: lol@mega i think this post is hilarious:) nice!!! not sure its exactly what happens.. but all things come to an end.. and the wheelchair guy will get whats comin' to him.

Lickathesplit: Hmmm, gotta say i'm all for ; Atheists should nuke all religious fuckers .. It would clear 99% of stupidity to be passed on to the next generation, solve worklessness, hunger and yes, overpopulation.. But to be honoust, i like the sight of a good nuking ..

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Lickathesplit: This just in : Orders are given to start with MegaShit's town to be well seconded by blasting away the town of trollfaced djh 123

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Greeft: If it wasn't for the hundreds of years of despair, violence and stupidity, better known as the dark ages, caused by the greed, intolerance and manipulativeness of religion, we would have had bases on the Moon and Mars and would be making the first tentative steps outside our solar system by now, instead of being stuck on our amazingly beautiflul and yet, ultimately, insignificant little pebble.

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NotAnonNono: Alkarnur: "This is what happens when you have balls to face the truth and be in his condition and not pray for miracle healing from Jesus. Oh, and never mind all the healthy Atheist scientists, they don't count. MegaShit is a christard." Agree!

Anonymous: You guys are retarded. This is 4chan. He should be able to post his opinion without getting bashed. All you guys ever do on this site is post shit about christains, but as soon as someone posts something about athiests, it's the fucking apocalypse?

Anonymous: most people in his place would have pulled the trigger while they still could 50 years ago, but he doesn't give up, that's admirable and deserves respect

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Anonymous: i have to say for a religion that teaches peace and love you sure do have alot of hate and do some seriously nasty shit to people who dont follow your faith. Now look at all of the other faiths and see if you can list nearly as much heinous shit in history

Anonymous: this man is a genius who contributed to the human knowledge. why being one more religious fag when you can enter the legend?

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AZO: Just like if all jesus freaks were doing great...This post even fails to be properly Christian.

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Anonymous: our neighbor and family is religious. when i was 16 touched me (u know where i mean!) he wanted to "see god" and unzipped me. i ran away. i never told anybody, only you my other sick friends

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Anonymous: if jesus is real how come when I pray for him to suck my dick all he gives me is alter boys?

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Anonymous: So, if I believe in Jesus I will never have bad things happen to me? Hardly. The only thing this posts proves is that religious people will believe anything.

Anonymous: That's a gun in his hand isn't it? (Is he gonna do it or what?)

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Anonymous: You're all massive poofs.

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Anonymous: ^Says the Grand Poof himself...

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Anonymous: Hey dumb ass, look at all the Christians that die from cancer, are horribly disfigured. and so on.

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Morticus: I would mind switch with Stephen Hawking just so he could Beat the LIVING crap out of OP.

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RubberG: This is what happens when you have a form of motor neurone disease caused by the degeneration of upper and lower neurons, located in the ventral horn of the spinal cord and the cortical neurons that provide their efferent input. Problem?

Itzcuintle: I'm an atheist yet I've broken my neck, cracked my skull and had a massive hemorrhage in my brain, and I've crushed my knee-cap once and cracked it twice, broken a rib, gotten a tooth hit out and been stabbed twice. Still I live in perfect health. The doctors said that I should be dead and wore amazed by my recovery after the skull/brain/neck thingy (a couple of guys tried to murder me).

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Itzcuintle: Now I don't think that the cristfag god would've saved me. I think that my excellent genetics, thick bone-structure, high alcohol-level and the very cold weather saved me. Plus I don't feel pain and react to schock the same way as most others.

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Holy Troller: yeah kids stick with jesus or u may get awards like the albert einstein award, wolf prize, a copley medal, or a presidential medal of freedom

Anonymous: ^ You're the one obessively swallowing his load. Have fun choking on it.

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Anonymous: Can one of our Xian friends please tell me if God's scrotum is smooth or wrinkly?

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…: both science and religion agree on the fact that religious people are in general more stable and happier than non-religious people. they differ however when it comes to explaining why. but maybe the fact is more important than the explanation …………………

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Anonymous: "Oh my! Just delightful! Your writing manner is charming and the way you embraced the topic with grace is notable. I am intrigued, I make bold you are an expert on this subject. I am subscribing to your upcoming updates from now on."

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Anonymous: ^ The standards are weak with this one.

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Anonymous: "You really make it seem so simple with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post."

Bubble: God loves me, but i fucking hate him for giving us Gordon Brown, earthquakes, poisons snakes, drout, floods, WMDs an climate change. Where is your god now? laughing at us, thats where, the fucking fag, he's doing it for the lulz, he has the power (of greyscul?) to do WHATEVER he want's? he makes babys with three arms, deformed faces, millionairs, muslims, niggers, FFS just die already cristfags.

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Anonymous: ^ah the food for 4chan ! God definately LOVES us or he would provide so many lulz for us all to fap over !

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Anonymous: d'oh...samefag here...or he WOULDN'T provide, i meant ! :S

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Anonymous: Atheism = not giving a fuck about old ppls fevered fantasies.

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Anonymous: atheism = a bunch of fucktards who don't believe in freedomof religion

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Anonymous: freedomof = gods way of spelling freedom.

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Warg: Religion explains the unknown (in a very symbolic and sometimes confusing way...) but Atheism denies the existance of the unknown. How is that any better?

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Aalfred666: well i guess i'm not Atheism...? and what if i study exotic cultures and religions? a theologian? GURU?

Anonymous: yep God Jesus religon its faith and these tards dont have any. in themselves or others. they want proof of things that cant be explained to stupid humans until God returns. we are not aloud that nolage or we would be like satin. because were sinners. lol we try to be good thats all he asks. than he forgives us believe is a choice. you have that choice one way or other and you close your own book

Anonymous: "Warg: Religion explains the unknown (in a very symbolic and sometimes confusing way...) but Atheism denies the existance of the unknown. How is that any better?" Just for shits and grins, I would like to see you accept that my penis created the big bang and all of existance even before I was born. Dont deny it Warg, You dont know, therefore you should accept it as your god..

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Anonymous: The icon of god is clearly just an icon, until there is proof that the wizard exists and created the universe just for humans to thrive, I'll be the skeptic.

Anonymous: Mortal relativism = No moral reckoning. Anything goes. Nazi doctors lived by the creed! A whole wide world of atrocities opens up when you subscribe to the loony leftist thinking. Atheist = brainwashed lefties who 'hate' religion for no good reason other than being conditioned to. biggest mind slaves in the society now

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Anonymous: ^ Religionfag fails with the atheism = nazis theory. As long as you believe in fairy tales, please don't talk down to others about brainwashing kthx.

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Anonymous: Atheism = A Supernatural Nothing 'magically' created the universe, as opposed to a supernatural deity having done so. LOL Big difference, eh? Or the time, space and matter have always 'magically' existed, a la their supernatural Nothing 'works in mysterious ways'. It comes down to Atheism 'Faith'.

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Anonymous: I'm not religious you brain dead imbecile. I'm agnostic which is the most 'logical' position. To embrace Atheism is no different than accepting a fairy tale.

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Anonymous: ^ Atheism = I believe in the different gods, the bible, the tora, the quran as much as I believe in the teapot orbiting the sun, or the spaghetti monster.

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Nickeh43: I hear tell that an owl with massive flappers protects athiests from the gayness of religious people.

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holyshitlongname: atheisms: fags that think they use their brain instead of believing in magic or god because you can't see him and btw i fucked some atheist's mom but since he didnt see it, it didnt happen for him so let's see him explain how he has a new brother

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Anonymous: ^ Retarded. The mere fact that the origins of deity constructs are well known, coupled to the fact that there is no evidence for any of the countless gods and goddesses, is all that's needed to debunk entirely such claims. Unless you are so desperate that you're willing to believe.

Holy Troller: if you think there's a white haired guy up in the clouds wearing sandals and judging everyone... you are retarded!

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Anonymous: I don’t believe atheists.

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Everdark: "The knowledge" <- so am I to understand that any atheist can prove these claims?

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Anonymous: ^nope. All that is required is the simple understanding that there is insufficient evidence for the insanely rediculous proposition propounded by the religious. Here is your counterproof - Assume God knows all. Assume God is all-powerful. Assume God is flawlessly good. Assume God is the creator of man. Because God knows all, he knew your exact behavior throughout life from before he created you.

Anonymous: ^^ Then god basically created hell to punish you for all eternity for something he did. So if God exists, and is perfect, then the best behavior is to torture people endlessly in horrible agony to punish them for your own actions. God Does Not Exist. Q.E.D.

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Everdark: yet you say -knowledge- and that implies proof for your own argument... not lack of proof for the other side. Religious beliefs might seem ridiculous to you, but to claim that atheism uses knowledge without proof is just as flimsy as a Religion. also a straw man augment is a really flawed way to attempt to argue anything

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Anonymous: First of all, the term you were looking for was "straw man argument" not "augment". Secondly, it is far more logical to assume the absence of existence of something for which there is no evidence, than the existence of it. By way of example, I cannot conclusively prove there are no unicorns, however it is more reasonable to assume there are no unicorns, because there is no convincing evidence of

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Anonymous: the existence of unicorns. Secondly, there was no flaw in my original argument. You have pointed to no logical leap I have made which does not follow conclusively from a prior assumption, nor taken issue with any of my core assumptions. Furthermore, the few assumptions that I have made are charactaristic of the majority of main stream religions, which makes my argument, by definition, not a

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Anonymous: straw man argument. Thirdly, the overwhelming evidence favors the viewpoint that all gods are fictional. All religions eventually die. Most major world religions have, however, borrowed story line elements from prior religions. Most of the story of Jesus, for example, is in many ways a retelling of the story of Horus. Fourthly, knowledge requires no proof. It requires only evidence.

NonComposMentis: Unfortunately for OP: The concepts of good and evil are SUBJECTIVE, not relative. Conciousness does not mean sentience and you wouldn't even know you were alive if you haven't died before. Also, magic is the manipulation of the state natural world, so no, it's not fake.

Anonymous: @NonCompos Good and evil are also relative. By way of example, some of the shit I have seen on 4chan makes Lucifer look like one of the Hardy Boys. Look Sentience up in a dictionary.... Consciousness is the #1 definition, or is included therein in every major english disctionary. I know I am alive but haven't died. Magic is by definition supernatural and mysterious, so yeah its fake. In summary,

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Anonymous: ... Everything in NonComposMentis's post is complete and utter bullshit. The funny thing is though, if you read it quickly, without thinking critically, it could be easily believed....... just like religion.

Asslover: don't get me wrong, i am an atheist, but there is no knowledge about life after death and shit. science can prove things, but if it can't (yet). than don't lie

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Anonymous: ^trying too hard for attention

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Creature.Preacher: On the day of judgment, the righteous shall ascend into heaven, and the wicked shall be punished. A great fire shall envelope them. I can hear their screams now. In fact, I can hear a Billie Holiday album playing. She was great. But she was wicked. Where was I? Oh, yes, the Commandment breakers, the heretics, the heathens: brimstone shall fall upon them, blah, blah, blah

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: We need religion to comfort us from the horrors and violence that religion causes.

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: Also, if you could reason with religious fanatics, there wouldn't be any religious fanatics.

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Anonymous: I don't entirely agree with this, but this is far better than following the Bible, Quran, or Kabbala.

Anonymous: doctors who murder leagal. God wont like that there lives were stolen. there nothing better than hitler and his followers were. yes even America has scum amoung us. pay later murderers. I am not your judge.

Anonymous: Abortion sends babies to god faster, so why is this a problem? ;)

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Anonymous: my ex once froze her home aborted feotus and used it as a sexy baby dildo on me ! was very cold !

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Master Pokerlord Jed: ONLY 943???????? I WISH THOSE WERE LIKE 100000000

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Anonymous: ^ yeah me too, I have shares in that plastic babies company...

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Anonymous: Its probably doing the world a favor, fucking alabamans are retarded

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Raptor Jesus: totally agreed with master pokerlord

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Anonymous: 49% of babies born in the USA in 2009 were MINORITIES! Wake up people!

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Anonymous: lulz ok religofag

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Anonymous: typical chrisfag propaganda: trying to make believe that abortion is murder by showing babies. abortion doesn't concern babies but foetuses. cannot be considered as a human being. unless you consider every ejaculation as a mass murder

Anonymous: The world is already overpopulated. Congratulations to these brave souls for aborting their unwated fetus and not bringing another unnecessary mouth to feed into this world.

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Wr104Gamma: Welcome to castle dracul where we put the corpses of our victims on sticks to scare our enemies into believing crackwhores should raise ten kids because birth control is more than crack rocks

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Anonymous: sponsored by babyborn

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DX1118: 6586: fucking agreed!!

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Anon: Anonymous: The world is already overpopulated. Congratulations to these brave souls for aborting their unwated fetus and not bringing another unnecessary mouth to feed into this world. --- 1280180516586 ------- well played

Warg: Once again, ignorant statements that proves that OP is just as ignorant as those he protests. FAITH in nothing is still FAITH.

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Anonymousse: Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

Ma$aaki: Its all about gods, and human lunacy, in its embrace of faith over reason and fairy tales over scientific truths. Humanity will never move forward until they realize that there is no real god, and they start acting with their intellect, rather than in some belief in a being that has never, ever been proven to exist

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Anonymous: ^ +1 internets

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Anonymous: Well if there was a God, thanks for AIDS, sorry we couldn't contain it among the niggerpopulation sir, but then, that's our punishment for taking their chains off

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Anonymous: I don't believe in God. And even if he were real, I'd still not worship him. Why worship someone who can do anything, but not willing to help? Plus, God's sense of justice is ridiculous.

precious: What god and jesus didn't want are churches and without em there is no religion. BTW god can create everything besides money.

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Anonymous: win

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Anonymous: If you believe in god you're fucking an idiot

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Anonymous: you're right!

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iprobablypissyouoff: If you believe in fucking, you are a GOD

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Alkarnur: @ XITS: If there is stinkiness, then the sum of all stinkiness is "God". If there is sadism, then the Entirety of Sadism is "God".

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Anonymous: Why do you all constantly do this? Neither side is ever going to give up, neither will win, and neither will lose. What you are all doing here is like masturbation without the payoff; no point...

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Anonymous: If someone is going to start using logic in this thread, then I'm out... I'm heading back to fappin to Anne Hathaway...

vengance: I have started my own religion where I am god, and I believe in myself, so you can believe in me too! also all other gods or dieties are false, and non-believers shall be smited with my chainsaw, vengance be thy name and mye holy spirit thou cannot crush, also the symbol for my religion is marijuana ,'cus you gotta be high as fuck to truly believe, LOL!

:D: aww are the wittle atheist mad? If you guys dont believe in god then dont, you guys are hypocites, saying that all Christians do is push their beliefs on others, what the hell do u think that pic is doing

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YuLiekPicturz: ^it tells the truth.. it doesnt push our beliefs on you.. it doesnt tell you to stop believing.. just the trush

OneFaith: atheists are murders too, they kill over beliefs too, if ya dont believe me, look up the Cassie story. ^Athiests are major hypocrites

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Anonymous

^ we're not mad simply because you push your belief. we're mad because you're pushing something that is clearly retarded. all we're pushing is the belief that there is NO bearded man in the clouds controlling your actions.

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:D: seriously, i believe, thats that, your on your own program and i respect that. But dont ever call someone stupid for believing, that makes you no better than the christians at westbro baptist ;P

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OneFaith: Look i know so much has been proven by science, but still one thing remains unproven. where did our exsistence start. we came from a star that exploded and created the universe? well where did that star come from, its that stuff that keeps me faithful, and hey if there is no god then i should commit crimes, theres no punishment for it after im dead so why the hell not :3

Anonymous: @OneFaith: So your religion is the only thing that prevent you from going on a homicidal rampage... Interesting concept, you don't do something because it's the right thing to do, no you are trying to avoid punishment which is worse than the typical christian hypocrytes who do good to score points for their imaginary afterlife.

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MrPerspective: Funny how, of all the animal species on Earth, ours is the only one who needs a transcendent motive to NOT kill pointlessly. Animals never, EVER kill without a reason, yet none of them have a religion...

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Nerv_en_Sae_ge: ^ there's no "pointless killing", there's ALWAYS a reason for killing, and may the reason be the lulz

Anonymous: i feel sorry for all of you, i wish god for give you for what you say... because there was no one there to teach you about god it doesn't mean you have to say that kind of stuff. i wish god have a place in his heart for you guys... believe in god with all your heart then you will be the happiest person in your life.... i beg you to open your heart to god, let him in...

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Popelnase: if you believe in science as a value by itself, you're too stupid to realize you're supporting an ersatz religion.

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Vertias_777: Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,"

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Anonymous: Jesus died and rose on this earth and good still isnt real?!?!?!?!? LMFAO!!!!! You guys are the idiots

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Anonymous: OP was clearly forced to church and give up sunday morning fap-time. U Mad?

Anonymous: anti theists are a noble bunch, I see them as knights suited up for battle. They pull out their huge sword and begin swinging it violently at an enemy they believe doesn't exist.

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Itzcuintle: Anti theists usually dont swing verbal swords at imaginary friends but at people with imaginary friends, with the noble intent of bringing them back to sanity and stopping them from spreading their diseased way of thinking. Anonfags sarcasm is pointless and untrue.

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Anonymous: Jesus died and rose on this earth and good still isnt real?!?!?!?!? - Yes, sure... He came back along with Santa Claus. What kind of stupidity or neanderthal mini-brain does it take to believe in your religious lies ?? Go back in history and you will see that religion changes "stories" every 2-3000 years - when people atleast realise that the old religions were lies. So... Enjoy the present lies

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Anonymous: @1906 Pics or it didn't happen. Also, if there are pics, they were shopped. Also, nobody said good isn't real, they said "God". Finally, there is no proof for your assertion that Jesus died and was resurrected. There is ample evidence, however, that he didn't. Read "The bloodline of the holy grail" for more information. P.S. The bible also tells us to kill witches. Trolllolololol

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gmode.: if God doesn't exist. why does our entire world. everything in it. revolve around Him? Israel for one. Our dating system. God Particle. Whether we believe in Him or not. We are always talking about God. to say someone is an idiot because they have faith is just ascenine. Faith and knowledge are mutually exclusive. One cannot force someone into having faith. The folks that don''t accept Jesus Chris

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gmode.: will burn in hell and the ones who do will spend eternity with God the Father. That's it.

Maelsthur: sometimes I feell weird bc many ppl around me is a believer, then I think what relegion made for me and made for the word and I think, "all them are so closed inside themselves" , then I feel better cause I can think different bc I can usy my brain.

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Your Lawyer: Atheists just won 10 internets

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Anonymous: ...as you christians might say --- 'check and mate'?

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Anonymous: @gmode - It's spelled asinine. And you are right, faith and knowledge are mutually exclusive. (Those of us with an ounce of knowledge don't believe in religion,) Today's religion is tomorrow's myth. If you want to waste your life believing it is just a test, that is just sad. Me, I live and love my life, knowing that this sweet interlude between birth and death is all we get.

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Your Lawyer: @gmode - (paraphrased) When you can explain why you choose the 'god' you DO believe in as opposed to all the other possible 'gods' then you'll understand why atheists laugh at you.

Munchdog: Thank goodness the all loving and compassionate father figure won the battle in heaven, else we'ed have war, terror, disease, famine, rape, drought, etc, etc... oh, wait, we have all that shit, so that means......

Anonymous: If there's no God, who do we blame for all the fucked up shit in the world?

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Bulbasaur111919: ^ I don't know about you but due to unresolved childhood issues, I blame my mum.

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Anonymous: I blame the Canadians

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Anonymous: I cannot believe the idiotic comments by the "God Squad" and "Church Mice" on here. These people are delusional...certifiable, in fact!

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Slothmonster: "you are a fucking idiot", I honestly feel like grabbing your head and hitting it. Matter fact, you don’t even deserve a brain, GIVE ME IT! Do you even have any goals, aside from bagging these hoes and packing a bowl? Well let me guess, NO. You’re only in school because your parents make you go. When... Whoa, I've been playing that song too much

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ANòmNómNòm: perhaps "ogle" is the "d" in "god". i do believe in search engines and their "unconditional love", even though gogolplex might be a rather big number, but i like being googly eyed about search results.

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Anonymous: ^ bing is the religion of peace

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ANòmNómNòm: ^^ its googolplex, sry. ^ allah might be the unmoved mover property of the rulebook as a narrative person, yahoo is a way to get at leaflets that are intrinsic to reality and might make it work better, though there is only one internet, allahu akbar, and html is its language.

Anonymous: Funny how you knock God..till you have a near death experience..like me...but you won't joke about a Muslim..in case they cut Ya head off

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Anonymous: ^ that's exactly how liberals view religion.

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liplocker_code3: ^No! That's how morons view it. There is no "god", never was, never will be. I've had my own near death experiences and I have not changed my view. When it's time to go, it will be like turning off the lights. Ever been put under at the hospital? That's about it. "God" is a fairytale for kids. It's fucking time to grow up!

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Anonymous: ^ So liberals are morons. Thanks for confirming it! Yeah, you're right, there's no god but liberals protect the most violent religion...Islam.

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap mercilessly upon your chins forever, and may you drink deeply of His Holy Spermulum to be admitted into the Kingdom of Heaven, Amen.

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Anonymous: is more real than the man invthe moon at least

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Anonymous: is more real than the man in the moon at least

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Magister: Correction: If you believe there is no possibility of a God than you are an idiot. The only correct answer is nobody knows why or how the laws of science came to be. Until we do, anything is possible.

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Anonymous: ^Yep, religious people are stupid.

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euonymous: You can tell from what he says that he majored in philosophy

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Anonymous: 05161 - FYI, an acid trip doesn't count as a near-death experience. Did you really see God, or just your uncle Ralph?

vengance: HEY!!!! I AM on the earth!!!!!!! , but I won't destroy the south!, but i will send a few tornados through a couple trailer parks though!

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Prophet5548: @Satan: Bring it faggot. You won't even be able to beat Mississippi, much less the rest of the South.

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Anonymous: finnally somebody gets it

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NigBickDigger: i see what you did there and i will emulate it.

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so_what_if___: the cross is upside down.

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Anonymous: YES GOD CREATED ALL THINGS IN THE BEGINNING AND THAT CREATIVE PROCESS CONTINUES EVEN NOW BUT HE GAVE ALL FREE WILL TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AND ACCEPT HIS GIVE OF AN ETERNAL EXSISTENCE IN A RESTORED EARTH WITH A RIGHTEOUS KING OR RULER IN THE LIKENESS OF HIS SON.

Crackhead Fezmonkey: We need religion to comfort us from the horrors that religion causes.

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Anonymous: 'God' made them an atheist to test them to see if they can resist being manipulated by those claiming to be doing his work. The fact remains that if 'God' can talk to anybody, preachers are not needed nor wanted. Let the bastard do his own damn work if he's so powerful.

darkstan: It is completely understandable, this need to identify an all-poweful savior, living as we do on this tiny rock in a deathly quiet system. But ultimately, this quest is our undoing, the most harmful pursuit humans are capable of. In addition to dividing us utterly by imaginary means, our dependence on this cosmic super-hero leaves us weak and flabby, apathetic about our own understanding.

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Anonymous: i am a bit religionfag but.. this! THIS IS WRONG! HUMANS ARE NOT TO JUDGE!!! they shall be executed by the god(s) or angels.

Greeft: Doctor Who performed abortions, kill the two hearted, regenerating, evil Gellifreyan demon.

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The Original Spoon: This gets me: " . . . convicted in the death of his daughter, Madeline (11 years old), from undiagnosed diabetes. Prosecutors contended he should have rushed the girl to a hospital because she couldn't walk, talk, eat or drink. Instead, Madeline died on the floor of the family's rural Weston home as people surrounded her and prayed. Someone called 911 when she stopped breathing."

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Anonymous: TL:DR OP is a pretentious, insecure Athiest fag.

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The Original Spoon: Every time I see TL:DR I want to kill that person. That one just crosses a line.

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Canucklehead: I believe in myself and don't need your invisible man.

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Smeggy: Millions of lives would have been saved, milllions of torture victims would have had peacful lives in a world without belief in God. A God that can create teh universe does not need us to believe in it, such a thing is a petty human trait.

Anonymous: It's long past time for the WORLD to put away "Childish Things" like religions based on Fairy Tales and Legends and in most cases - Outright LIES!

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Anonymous: Humans are not capable of relying on normal logic.

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Anonymous: ^some humans are

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Anonymous: A minority

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Anonymous: 1) science cannot disprove god as you cannot know the truth of your own reality. 2) the burden of proof must also lie with atheists to show there is no god - your so called logic is floored the moment you assert a truth to the presence of a known unknown. Try ignosticism and understand that all beliefs that assert the existance or non-existance of a god are equally fatuous.

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Anonymous: ^ two words: spaghetti monster. disprove it, mofo.

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fingerofdoom: youre an athiest. and your attempt to sound cool, look hard, is just as much as a 14 yo listening to slipknot. get laid you empty boring loser, or atleast try to get a life.

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Anonymous: hey finger i dont see any intelligence in your insult

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Anonymous: ^ what do you expect, he can't even spell atheist.

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Anonymous: 1303 -- smartest post I've seen in a long time.

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Anonymous: OP -- How, then, do you explain your own existance? Where did everything come from? The Big Bang? Consider this -- something had to cause the Big Bang. It requires far more faith to believe the Big Bang came out of nothing and was caused by nothing, than to believe that some super-being existing outside of SpaceTime caused the Big Bang. The burden of proof is with the Atheists!!!

Anonymous: Ok first of all your dumb. YOU are making a statement that their is no god. So you also have to the burden of proof. The only people who have science behind then are Agnostic.

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Anonymous: Atheism is a Religion because it is a biased set of beliefs based on theories and ideology that cannot fully and truthfully be proven either. Or are you so closed minded that you can't accept that?

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Flarp: Atheism is no more a religion than black is a color. While you may argue that atheism is a phillosophy, atheism is the absense of a religion.

Limerick: I grow very tired of the joke quantum mechanics has made all of science. It's become our generation's psychology.

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Anonymous: Man religious fags are stupid. You don't have to disprove the Russel's Teapot, no more than you have to disprove the existence of invisible pink unicorns or any of the countless gods and goddess for the mere fact that no one has ever seen, touched, smelled or even tasted such imaginary beings... Since this concept doesn't even qualify as an hypothesis, the burden of proof lie on religious retards.

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Anonymous: ^ Nowadays you can never repeat the obvious enough times. Thanks.

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Anonymous: one doesn't have to prove something they believe in. sure, a person's belief may eventually proved to be wrong but that doesn't mean they shouldn't believe in it now.

JDiz: This easy - the smart atheist doesn't even attempt to say they know everything about the world, in fact it's easy to say there's much more to learn than we know in the world. Religious people? They might as well be living back in the middle ages, because they already know everything there is to know about the world. Apparently. Anything that can't be explained? God.

TinFoilHatGuy: I am an atheist because I never had an atheist wake my hung-over ass up at 10am on Saturday morning and hammer me for jewgold to be sold a puff of smoke w/mirrors.

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Anonymous: I am an atheist because deists are dumbfucks.

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Anonymous: Mankind will only know peace when the last stone from the last temple falls on the last priest...

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Kennedy: BRO! its not about the talking snacke, the magic apple, flaming chariots or lurking leviathans. its about being cool towards each other. so if a christfag isn't chill. tell him he makes jesus sad

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Anonymous: Show me your god

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sumdumfukr: well phrased anti god fag poster.

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BogFlogger: I think that many atheists treat the issue of the existence of God like a court case. Well, it's not a court case. It either is or it isn't, and there's no way to "prove beyond a reasonable doubt", but neither is it possible to disprove. So go with what your experience tells you.

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Canucklehead: the masses still need to be controlled and religion does that best. It will always be the weakest who are lead.

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Anonymous: What can be proposed without proof can be dismissed without proof.

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Anonymous: To 1303, part 2. You cannot prove that something does not exist. Simply because it cannot be detected where we can look, with the instruments we have available, does not mean it couldn't exist somewhere else in the universe, or even under our very noses in a form we cannot yet detect. So the burden is still on religion to prove god exists. Atheists can say we have no evidence of such a being.

pepe64: ^^well dude, if you are an atheist,and publicly speak out, you hurt the 'religious feelings' of muslims. That's why atheism in many muslim countries is criminally punished. The quran demands the death penalty.

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Anonymous: why wouldn't a god evolve?

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darkstan: ^Why would a god need to? Evolution is its own miracle, and our own existence is the dramatic supporting evidence. Consider a life without God. You might be relieved.

Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you could reason with religious zealots, there wouldn't be any religious zealots

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Anonymous: Not to mention the frauds pushing such religions advocate there's is the only true version and everyone else is wrong. If there is a God, I'll listen to him, not the dumbasses claiming to speak for him.

{not OP}: the funny thing is: most atheists who HATE religion treat science like a religion and religion like heresy. science was never meant to generate hard facts or "truth". what it does generate is theories that will be outdated a few decades, years, months later.

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Anonymous: Religious nuts these days tedn to forget that one's faith is supposed to be a private matter, not flaunted in public for all the worl to see. Whoring out your fiath is worse than prostitution, especially if you constantly leech money from your flock.

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OneCrudeDude: Hear, hear

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Anonymous: Science freely accepts that proving a negative is impossible. Then says God does not exist. The ball is in your court, science. Prove that negative right there.

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Anonymous: ^ 30 scientists can work on the same problem and indepenantly arrive at the same answer and agree its correct. 30 religious nuts will agrue that only their solution to the problem is correct, and even go to war with each other over it. With that in mind, ask us again who needs to provide proof...

Anonymous: "GOOD" is in hearts, "god" is just a made up word in a book 2000+ years ago, to give more primitive peoples summst to be scared of. THE FACT THAT it also works on modern day people? well, that says an awful lot about those people.

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Anonymous: *..summat to be scared of

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Anonymous: you idiots get over it. There is a god and he loves everybody. LOVE is god! GOD is love! Forget christians, muslims, jews and all the other religions, they try to act as intermediary. not necessary. god is in your heart.

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Anonymous: if you got a tool it got a body. if it gots a body it will die sooner or later. if it got interfaces it will have error exception and exception handling. dieu reconnaitra les siens - there will always be pain next to existence.

Furore23: By evolutionary thought, religious zealots could completely fail to comprehend anything at all, no matter how clearly and simply it is explained to them.

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darkstan: That's the stupidest argument I've ever heard. As if there are not currently extant literally millions of systems more complex than a watch that have evolved over millions of years. OP, I hope your house burns down. Right down to the ground.

Anonymous: OP argument is so retarded. It's as absurd as drawing cards from a deck and then claims that because the chance of drawing this specific sequence of cards was so infinitesimal that a god must have guided the process.

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Anonymous: it was created by humans for some strange reason just like god and religion itself

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Furore23: The ludicrous metaphor popularly used by cretins has been "if there is a watch there must be a watchmaker"; my answer has always been "if there is a flower, there isn't necessarily a florist". The metaphor is shit, and doesn't even prove the retarded non-point that creationists are trying to make - not than ANYTHING could. They're just retarded, wilfully so.

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zd92655: OP, or I if you prefer, said nothing of God. You live in a land of limited binary logic. Why either God or Evolution?

Bunglicker: Oh please, not Paley's old watchmaker argument that was refuted in Darwins time. Listen OP, and anyone who thinks like him, Evolution is a FACT! Just visit a good natural history museum or spend some time reading up on the history of science and biology. The evidence for Evolution is mountainous. Anyone who denies Evolution shows how completely ignorant they are. Live in REALITY you fucktards.

Korzo: A man-made watch is noncomparable to evolution. OP is epic-fail.

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Anonymous: Where are the missing links? There should be millions in museums around the world. There isnt one. Complex genetic strands are not written randomly by chance and if you think so you're a fool.

SLIPPY!: ^^ there are exactly as many as mathematics predicts should be left by the evolutionary process. The real fools are people like myself that continue trying to explain such concepts to people like yourself, who obviously cannot understand anyhow. Kill yourself- Jesus will forgive you.

Anonymous: according to chaos theory and the uncertainty principle yes it could manifest itself. but it is very very very improbable. it is more probable that someone made it to measure time and show off.

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ArkaneStudios: this is engineering not biology nice try maybe the next time OP

Anonymous: Uh no, through evolutionary theory, an organism can evolve through adaptation and scientific process to be able to create the concept of the watch, and therefore, build it. So in all essence, you just hypothetically kicked yourself in the ass by showing how 2-D you think... ugh...

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Gorgonops: As a matter of fact, it DID create itself in a way. Humans evolved into the capability of building that watch.

Anonymous: by religious thought,this watch must bow down and offer its life to an imaginary character, or face the prospect of burning eternaly - which (by contrast) does not sound stupid at all? ......

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Anonymous: If we cram this watch very, very far up your colon, you can sit on the can and pray to God that you can crap it out.

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Punonymous: okay, but that would mean some watches got cancer, birth defects, aged terribly, committed genocide repeatedly, tortured children, and was likely to die of tooth decay before the invention of anesthesia. Tech does evolve, ala temes.

Chanonymous: Measureing of time is a man made thing. Watches are man made. Despite this watches evolved out of large nonportable time pieces, their design becoming smaller sleeker and changing from the pocket watch to wrist watch last century. Their evoloution has made them sleeer, lighter, more accurate and have more features. So yes watches have evolved over time.

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Anonymous: Wow....that's the dumbest reasoning I have ever heard. Well, the world need worker bees.

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Anonymous: yea because us being all inbread makes WAY more sense than evolution

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Anonymous: Of course, the watch is a living organism. After all, it makes a sound!

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Anonymous: Probibly the stupidest comparison I've ever hear religion make...a man made WATCH is not LIFE. Only live evolves, not inanimate objects! But hey, ignorant people need something to believe in, right?

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Anonymous: According to creationism, God formed the watch out of the earth and breathed life into it....And the watch just appeared herre on earth! yeah, pretty stupid...

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pepe64: whatever. as long as you don't believe in the god Democracy, it's ok

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liplocker_code3: Yes, it does sound stupid. Since it's an inanimate object, you fucking moron!

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sage TROLL derp: ^what he said i say

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Anonymous: Evolution is stupid, we did not come from monkeys, except maybe niggers

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Anonymous: I believe in the primordialjizz pot

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Anonymous: Then explain to me how anything goes from chaos to order? Nothing does, nothing else in the universe anyway. The laws of thermodynamics would not agree with you

Anonymous: they don't understand jackshit yet they like to use science. STAY AWAY FROM IT AND STICK TO YOUR FAITH INSTEAD.

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Anonymous: Whatever drugs this person was on, they either took too much or not enough.

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Anonymous: somehow, you eat the aborted fetuses of your conception with your mom every night because you are just that pour you aethee izt fagz... itz sooooo fucking stupid to think you could evolve from dinosaurz

Bansheeflyer: If this is made by a Chirstian, I laugh. Going against their own religion by saying this guy should die for not believing in God. My dad died of prostate cancer last year (I was 14). I take this as really fucking offensive.

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fingerofdoom: just cause things didnt went your way, just cause your too stupid to appreciate life. does not mean GOD doesn't exist.

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Anonymous: haha @ Warg. The very most pompous arrogant and obnoxious people i know are all Cristians or Muslims and a Catholic ! Stop judging all athiests on Dawkins or Hitchens boorish behaviour onstage :)

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Bansheeflyer: If you are talking to me fingerofdoom, then you seriously have issues. Having lost my own parent due to something that this poster symbolizes (painful urination), doesn't mean I have to believe in somebody I don't even think existed, especially if my dad died. He was a good man. I never said I don't appreciate life. I'm just going through a hard time right now.

Anonymous: You know that it is the INTERNET Bible because there are boobs. Also because it portrays woman as the problem, instead of the dumb swingdick who saw that she got in trouble and decided to double down. Coz he was whipped from Day One.

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then adm

Kofeeanon: America is not founded on christian principles but on seperation of church and state, and freedom to worship as you see fit without discrimination. with that said I see his point, since alot of inbred fucking yokels THINK its a christian nation, and claim to be christians themselves, yet the values they hold dear to them defy everything christ himself taught. Fuck all religions IMO

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Anonymous: ^ fuck the US idiot

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savyp: I agree with you kof, except america is "supposed" to be run on separation of church and state. Its not how things really work apparently. I think people of any political side can agree they want truth in politics. I just want people to be responsible for what they say and stick to it rather than get fucked when someone gets elected. Also, way to contribute anon

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idrankallthebeer: ^well, the church clearly has it in their mind they should be running things. we all know where that will lead. if it happens again. we wage war on the cultists. cull their numbers, and re-establish order. problem is, they can't wrap their minds around anything other than what's force fed them from the bible, and whomever happens to be interpreting it for them. they're easily led, and not too ....

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idrankallthebeer: interested in learning, exploring, or understanding a differing point of view. simply because they are BELIEVERS they devoutly stick to their dogma, whatever their leaders have decided that dogma is. it doesn't matter that their religion is only one chapter of the same story that muslims and jews believe as well, their jesus is white, hates the poor, the working and anything not american.

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Anonymous: soon it will all change when the extraterrestrials make themselves known.

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AnotherAnon: But the point remains that before any of these religious zealots can even try to make the claim that this is a christian nation, they first have to square the principles of love and compassion that Jesus preached with the crony capitalist government that we currently have. You cannot say that Jesus is Lord at the same time you are saying we need to tax the poor and give to the rich.

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Moongrim: You have to remember Another, is that American Xtianity is heavily into Ala Carte Xtianity.

Cae211: well you can help us... bible encourages pimping.... we knock yoiu offer the bitches like the story

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Anonymous: America is a continent, not a country, you stupid ignorant, useless fucks. The United States "OF" America is a country. Germans don't refer their country as "Europe" because they are smarter than the douchebags in the U.S. OF America.

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Anonymous: Colbert may be a clown, his supporters are just lightheaded nitwits.

Brenster: the phrase "separation of church and state DOES NOT appear in the Constitution or Bill of Rights .. it only says the government shall make no establishment of religion ... therefore all of your arguments are invalid. Please .. go read a book .. like a history book .. you got a major part of U.S. history dead wrong.

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savyp: Brenster, it says in the first ammendment "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." Do some research of your own you ignorant shitstain =

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savyp: I never said it that is has the exact phrase "separation of church and state" but if you have a brain you can figure out thats what it means

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Anonymous: Colbert's character is just a combination of every liberal straw man argument wrapped up in one. Stephen Colbert is the classical, textbook profile of the utterly feminized, white, male, low-information, leftist pansy.

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Human.: You can be good without god.......

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Anonymous: "Human play Dom Jot"-Nausican

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Anonymous: What a fucking stupid thiing for a man to say - America all you morons - has been the most charitable mation since before World War 1 and remains the worlds most charitable nation - If you disagree please move to and stay in a Muslim nation forever

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Anonymous: If Christians today met Jesus, they would denouce him as a Socialist hippie.

Greeft: Fuck christians, jews, muslims, hindus, jains, buddhists, taoists, shintoists, sikhs, baha'ists, candomblists, zoroastrianists, rastafari and last but by no means least in my long but nowhere near complete list, FUCK laterday saints or as they're more commonly known morons.

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Anonymous: don't fuck christians, it increases their chance of reproducing.

Tattoos: These are not the sins of religion. These are the sins of the false religious. False prophets who claim to be of the word and are in fact liars and blasphemers. If hell exists, they will burn forever.

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Anonymous: lol...religion and all the shit that follows it...what a load of crap.

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Hughbie: I'd rather be a heathen and enjoy life than live like a complete spastic letting some money making organisation run by pedo's tell me how to live. But hey, whatever floats your leaky boat.

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Hughbie: ^Hmmmm....how about you blow me. And fuck your church based timeline. I'll stick to mine. One day at a fucking time, and I'm going to make the most of it. So off you go pleb, go pray or whatever dull shit you do.

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Hughbie: ^ assumptions are for fools, and you are one. I certainly enjoy a life far more affluent than your paltry exisitance, but obviously to you, your dull life of servitude is exciting. Good for you, bless you and your simple life. I guess you work for someone, so enjoy your job...its all you've got. and btw, I employ people like you as you make good employees.

Tattoos: I'ma Christian but this makes sense on the grounds that our Father in heaven does not wish for us to use his name to justify our weakness and/or stupidity. Also, he does not intend us to kill in his name.

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Anonymous: if god is allknowing and allunderstanding and stuff - why would i need to learn the scriptures then?

Magister: All based on false assumptions. Pretty much all of civilized society and all major breakthroughs evolved from Judeo-Christian culture. Again not religious, but the only religion that really deserves hate is pigslam...

ano: Word up! Never understood how or why if something is hard to fathom or understand how does applying a supernatural explanation make it easier to understand? This fucked ideology just makes whatever you didn't understand more complicated & improbable. Oh, origin myths......yeah

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wr104gamma: Particle colliders have been explaining it for a while now..

Anonymous: Why call it 'gods' or 'minds'? I do agree that the universe is alive and kicking, but why do you force 'man' or 'mind' on it? These are human things. It's how you try to explain it. Nothing more.

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the7rafe7: warg is an example of religious logic.. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PROOF BRO??

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Anonymous: ^ no, please don't encourage him. He will come back and respond something that will make me plant my face in the wall.

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Warg: In truth, I know nothing. No one does. I only have theories. All anyone has are theories...

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Anonymous: how do you know that you know nothing? isn't knowing that you know nothing a logical paradox?

@ Warg 0430 : Socrates said it first: "Realizing the extent of your own ignorance is the beginning of all Knowledge." Religion is the opposite: a convenient magical explanation for everything that's not obvious, making all further pursuit of knowledge seem pointless (and, in fact, prohibited, like Galileo's findings). Factually, religion IS the enemy of all progress.

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MrPerspective: @ cybersinner: Uhm... sir? Where does Rule34 fit in the Bigger Scheme Of Things?

Lickathesplit: Standing on the shore line, waiting for him to use that oldest transportation device called walking (on water even)... waiting....calling home, saying i'll be late for dinner cuz of the waiting and shit...but in a believers eye its worth the wait so....waiting ftw....

Magister: Oversimplification. Abrahamic religions are responsible for the groundwork of pretty much every single scientific breakthrough ever. And a Catholic Priest coined the big bang theory. Im against religions too, but most Judeo-Christians are just nominal members of the religion who don't turn their back to science.

FuckChinkies: Jesus was a raptor and loved penis. Also we has a nigger, it's true!

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so_what_if___: born on the 24th of december, died and came back to life. that story is linked to DOZENS of names. the one with jesus simply became the most poppular bed time story. its true. they even wrote a book full of such silly fairy tails.

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ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: lemme quote from Pedophillah 11,69. it says: "Yahwesaur laid his sacred eggs into the skull of Mary who then became a mother without her smelling leathery hymen getting brockovic."

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Anonymous: wow all of u have some serious issues. Its probaly ignorant kids on this site, or wrist slitters or athiests or some other weird stuff.

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Anonymous: But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgement for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37)

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Anonymous: lol at the cocksucking christians. you will pay for your infidelity in the necxt velocirapture

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Anonymous: @Warg because it's not christianity. christians are faggots

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harr: haaahaaaahaa (athEIst) or some other weird stuff. You quote from your bible as if it's factual and then call somebody else weird. But you're right, an "athiests" would be weird as they don't exist.

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Anonymous: I don't think it says "he" was human, either.

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Anonymous: RIP shop4lol ... no lol4u...back of the line

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Anonymous: Every religion's made up by man it's all a crock of shit...........except SCIENTOLOGY!!!!

Anonymous: All of these people who believe that shit need to go doe NOW. Or be sterilized.

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Anonymous: lol berserk

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Jesus is Lord: This site is evil. obviously u are all satan-worshippers. read the bible obviously we didnt come from apes! lol

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Hughbie: Ape's...Bible...Satan? Is this Heaven or did the taxi take a wrong turn?

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Anonymous: WIN: Im glad im actually educated with my religion :D

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Anonymous: ^FAIL, you believe in a religion.

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Anonymous: scientology is the answer! ask tom cruise

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Anonymous: Ask Xenu

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Anonymous: well DSF, religion kinda united Europe in the dark ages....soo.... and then started modern education....soooo

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Anonymous: ^omg... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

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ImaD00d: Honestly, I have to admit that I feel moar rage towards fundie christians than towards radical islamists. They are both ridiculous beliefs, but at least the mussies have the balls to blow themselves up for what they believe in.. fundies are just lame.

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TASTYbacon: This is fucking epic . I wonder how christians go through life believing that there is an invible man in the sky wtching everything you are doing . And society says drugs are bad. Haha how fucked up must you be to come up with something like that srsly.

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Annoymous

^ I agree and i'ma let you finish but sometimes you get to think, there could be SOMETHING (more like a lot of cool somethings) out there. I mean if we developed self consciousness and a brain on such a small scale on this little planet, what else could have gotten created light fucking years away? What if we're a part of something bigger? String theory? Chaos theory? Energy conversion?

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Annoymous: Simply knowing that there isn't a bearded guy hiding from airplanes isn't a big accomplishment, most religious people don't think that either. LERN2SCIENCE if you want to understand moar!

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ImaD00d: Science FTW. Sting theory, M-theory - alternate universes, hyperspace... This is teh shit I believe in. So much more wonderous and awe inspiring that religion.

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Anonymous: true dat

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Fatonymous: You all will burn for eternity in flames by God! But he loves you!

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Hughbie: Huh? A make believe thing loves me? Thats nice...now how about you take those eternal flames and go do us a favour and burn some bibles, and some religious fanatics, and some more bibles and a crucifix or twenty...

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Anonymous: (sarcasm missed?)

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Hughbie: ^ah no? How about taking the piss missed by none other than...^...

Anonymous: Evolution has been proven. Gods a myth created by confused people looking to explain why their here.

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Anonymous: HAIL SATAN!

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Anonymous: i got progressively more angry with each comment. wtf you stupid jesus cunts

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Warg: Wow.. Idiots should not be exposed to religion. They use it wrong.

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Anonymous: Wow. No fucking wonder why people hate Christians.

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Anonymous: Stupid christards is stupid

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Anonymous: I think that a person that thinks that the universe simple.. exists. Or, "created" himself, is same as stupid as a fundamentalistic religon person

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n00bz0rz: RELIGON IS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

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Anonymous: i fucking hate religion

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Fuck this shit.: Let me ask you Christians, if there are any here, something. If 'God' knows EVERYTHING as you claim he does then he would know if someone that has yet to be born would lead a life of sin or not and then be condemed to 'Hell'. If he knew that they were already going to 'Hell', then why the fuck would they be born in the first place if everyone is supposed to have a chance at 'Heaven' or 'Hell'?

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Fuck this shit.: If you look at it, all religion is basically a copy from another religion. Someone way back when made up religion. And you know why? Because people always look towards someone for guidence. Why do you think there are world leaders? Why we ask other people such as psychiatrists for help? Evolution has been proven; as has the fact that the earth is several billions years old.

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Anonymous: Evolution theory itself has become a hysterical religion!

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G LORD: I can sum it all up in 3 words: "Evolution is a lie"..... good one John R7 from Christian forums.

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anon: so since god (the holy spirit) raped mary to get jesus (the son) and te trinity is true then jesus raped his mother? so they are now married?

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[ph34r]: The bible has plenty of hypocrisy, its funny. for example, a basic, fundamental flaw- "And on the 7th day, god created the sun." Tell me, how do we measure day and night? By the presence of the sun, or the lack thereof. Yeah. Great job. And they want to obsessively follow this book?

Anonymous: the amazing number of barbarians on earth who still believe in god in 2010 tends to prove that man is actually very close to ape

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Anonymous: Atheism and Evolutionism are eachin and of themselves faith based religions...

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Evil Ed: Um, that's 4 words. You can't count to 4 and you expecct me to take your word this?

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Moongrim: Atheism and Evolution are NOT religions. They don't kill folks who disagree with them.

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Hellcat1138: if americian are good christions then y did 1 of 50cars, that drove by me while in my uniform only picked me up for a ride on the hwy. i'm 26 at the time and hot looking. so tell me are they godd christians NO they were inbred ASSHOLES

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Anonymous: Atheists explain how the big bang happened

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asp: everything in the universe, including space and time, were in an infinetely small volume(even smaller) and it all got out.

Anonymous: @8660: Great comeback:"I'm stupid for being religious... well... you believe in a religion too, take that atheists!" except that not believing in an invisible sky daddy it's not a religion, no more than not believing in Santa is and it's also not a disease to be healthy. Christians like you where in church when you should have been acquiring an education, that's all.

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Anonymous: Atheists are in denial, you just wait...

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Limerick: ^Proving something won't happen would take just a little too long so I'm just gonna call you stupid.

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>:D: the christian religion is BS. they stole all their shit from the pagan religions and vikings to try and scare people enough to convert them cyse they the chistians were scared. they see something that scares them and they destroy it. chicken shits

kennedy: oh man. rhis makes me sad. I am christian and devoted as such but those quotes really are uber retarded. I hate christians too. dumbfucks

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Anonymous: lol

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Anonymous: when you lookat it from a certain light it somewhat proves the existence of god "and god raised man from dust" or in other words, "from the smallest of all things man was created" if evolution is true it has just said the same exact thing, therfore the man who wrote those line thought of the smallest of all things, and since man was mostly confined to the desert would have immediatly though sand

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Anonymous: continued from above, or dust and would have written it down as such

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Anonymous: since he had no word for a microrganism such as bacteria which is what evolutiony traces all life on earth back too, once again only a theory but

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Anonymous: truechristian. com note the kidz page is for people 18 years of age or older

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Lewis Prothero: Wooooooww where do people get the right to be so fucking stupid...

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Anonymous: Yeah, The bible freaks are irritating. But the Muzzies wish to bomb you for their 70 virgins.

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Lickathesplit: Science is the only religion i believe, bottom pic is hilarious though

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Anonymous: tl;dr

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MrPerspective: About #4 : indeed, the Old Testament says in case of rape perpetrator should "make good" by marrying the girl he's "dishonored". Might explain all that shit we see today about psycho jewish moms, IMHO... (BTW, arab countries follow the same "fine tradition" to this day!)

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MrPerspective: Call me heretic &/or disrespectful if you must, but in "evolution is a lie" I counted four words... 0:-) [angelic innocence emoticon]

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MrPerspective: That "muslim idiot" in the White House just made a whole speech from BIBLE QUOTES on the 10th commemoration of 9/11... He's about as much muslim as I am a wise-cracking bunny rabbit who trolls derp NRA hunters for a hobby.

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MrPerspective: ...and, for my conclusion, I believe final pic is God's upcoming rage expressing how much He is P-O'd @ all this shit being pushed in His Name. A-men & A-women! (There, I summed it up in "three comments"!) XD

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Ulknudel: Just fucking pathetic - We will deserve it when all fucking die because of our supreme stupidity - fucking religion SHIT

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Anonymous: ^^ You forgot A-Team. I pity the fool who believes in God. (Except my dog. I named him God, so when Jehova's witnesses come by, and ask how my relationship with god is, I can say, "Pretty good, except he has a terrible habit of eating from the litter box and then trying to lick me." It is totally cool to believe in my dog, God.)

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Anonymous: Odin is getting pissed of with Christians and Muslims - now stop the shit or he will send Thor - so you may die for your own sins ..

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obadiah: God made the world, evolution is how he made it.

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Anonymous: Both sides are just as bad as each other. They both refuse to accept there is a chance they could be wrong.

Anonymous: City dweller version. Not many atheists out in the countryside where God lives.

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Anonymous: ^ i live in the country and don`t believe in anything that cannot be prooven or that is not logical.

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Anonymous: ^^Yeah... It's pretty country where I am too, but logic still pevents me from accepting as nonfiction a story that begins with a talking snake, stars a zombie who fathered himself, and ends with four guys on horseback destroying the world.

Anonymous: Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess, wait your turn.

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pocket: ^Hold your breath. Christ was a human being- get over it. There is zero evidence to point otherwise. Your knees can bend, and your tongue can give Jesus a rim-job if you like.

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Anonymous: noahs ark. that was the old testiment. I believe thats the jews, not the christians.

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Buggerchan: Christians don't believe in the old testament? Serious question from an atheist, btw.

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Anonymous: I'm not that smartI look at chan4chan too!

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Anonymous: I love PBJ

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pocket: Yes, Bugger- they do. An est. 3.8 billion people are believers in an Abrahamic religion. Given the eastern religions versions of a great flood, more than half of the world believe a story like this. Funny how all religions are fundamentally the same and they still try to kill each other.

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ImaD00d: Funny how Christians believe in the old testament, yet ignore so much of it for their convenience. Laws of Leviticus, anyone? Deuteronomy? Technically, no one is supposed to eat pork, or shellfish, or wear clothes made of more than one fabric, or allow anyone who has commited adultery to live, or cut their hair or shave... etc...

ImaD00d: ^^Haha! If they were true men of faith they would have accepted that it was gods will for them to starve!

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Anonymous: Imad00d, the Levitical laws were given to the Jews. The New Testament teachs that the law was fulfilled in Christ and that they are therefore freed from the restrictions of the law, they are not bound to it anymore. Besides, most Christians are gentiles (non-Jewish people) and that law wouldn't have applied to them anyway.

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ImaD00d: So what about the much overlooked laws in deuteronomy? What about the ten commandments, i.e. no graven images, no toiling on the sabbath and so on - did Christ absolve these teachings as well? And when did Christ say the Jewish laws were fulfilled in him? Or is that just something later Christians inferred from him?

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Anonymous: Deuteronomy was part of the Jewish law and while the basic fundamentals still apply for christians, according to the new testament, they are not bound to live by that law anymore. As for your other questions, would you like direct scripture addresses? I don't mind doing so, I just don't see the point when most people here think the bible is rubbish.

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ImaD00d: Never mind. My whole overdrawn point is that if you are going to believe so deeply in something that you base your entire life on pushing it on others, you should follow it to a T. I hardly see any Christians practicing what they preach, nor Jews nor Muslims. They pick and choose which archaic "rules" to follow to suit their own bullshit agendas. This is what causes 90% of human conflict.

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Anonymous: Your point is more than valid and part of the reason I stopped going to church. I like God, I just can't stand his people.

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ImaD00d: Wow - a pleasant exchange of ideas on c4c - and we both come to the same conclusion. Don't see that every day!

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Anonymous: You're absolutely right. This cannot be. um, fuck you and your momma and stuff. There, back to normal.

Read This>>>: I see so much fail I don't even want to begin discussing this. Tried arguing with people like you before and got absolutley no where. Keep patting yourselves on the back, or better yet, discuss this with people who disagree for once.

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Anonymous: What the hell are you trolling about? The previous discussion had nothing to do with you, so either lose the chip on you shoulder or quit trying to sound like an internet tough guy and say what's on your mind.

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Anonymous: There were a dozen different opinions. And now here you arrive, see through all of this immediately, everyone who posted anything is 'people like you' and besides you're already above discussion. You seem smart, please tell me your opinion and I will agree with it.

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Read This>>>: That was whats on my mind, because no matter what I say, nothing will change. It was a lame attempt to show were all wasting our time by discussing this.

AlienNation: It's possible if they are genes in jars. They have several hidden places for that. Look up that faggot Bill Gates.

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Wr104Gamma: At the end of this childs story there is a fucking rainbow... End of story

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kennedy: just cuz you have faith doenst mean you're retarded. some actually have sense enough to realize that a book that was re written hundreds of times by people who had little to no scientific education will have some flaky parts. its the concensus that counts fapface

ImYourMomBIATCH: My mom is a newborn christian and she believes this crazy shit.. She said to me that im going to hell and will burn forever en the hellfire! Well, you see, i cant very much, my mom is still an arsehole dumbfucking bitch

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Anonymous: ^don't say that about your mom

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Anonymous: actually there are unicorns in the bible! "Isaiah 34:7; And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with" bahahahahaha christfags

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Anonymous: It's eerie watching the Scientology South Park episode where they keep flashing "This is what Scientologists really believe" on top of everything they think is ridiculous, like the evil galactic overlord Xenu or the DC8 spaceships falling into the volcano. And then you think of all the stupid shit in the Bible, like the stars being nothing more than points of light in the sky which will fall to th

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Anonymous: the ground on Judgment Day, or a guy living in the belly of a whale for 3 days, or talking snakes and shrubbery, or demonically possessed pigs hurling themselves off a cliff because Jesus spoke to them, or Samson drinking a gallon of honey and then killing a thousand soldiers with the jawbone of a donkey, or the entire Noah's Ark "flood geology" fairy tale, or a thousand foot Jesus running around

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52 nations of smart: yeah scientists proved half that the other half was having great info on the places moses and samson knew their surroundings well and did their best then again you atards are trust fund babies and know nothing

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Anonymous: Let's go for a ride.

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Anonymous: It all makes sense

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Anonymous: Jews too, don't let them off easy

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4c3Man: TO DAH CHOPPAH!

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Anonymous: damn straight, this is better than the theory that YOU come from monkeys...nigger.

Chanonymous: The lower the level of education in an area, the more popular religion is. Coincidence?

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Chanonymous: there are 8.7 million species on earth, lets say half are aquatic. 2 of every animal is 8.7 million creatures. Not counting the ones that have died out in the past 4000 years so the number is close to 9 million creatures on one boat.

Nenesis Octopuss etc: ^ noah fucked abraham, abraham fucked bebraham, bebraham fucked ashmallah, and ashmallah fucked jissaiah, and jissaiah raped esther, and esther shat in noah's mouth. and that's how the 20 lost tribes of israel came to birth. oh, and all the other insects too.

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Anonymous: actually, just about everyone back then, PAGANS INCLUDED, beleived this. It happened pre-anything, around 5000 B.C. Christians think it's their story and theirs alone, which is kida full-on bullshit. Just Like Solstice became "tadaaaa" "christmas", well aftert the facts/traditions of Solstice were well established. Xtians put a "bow" on it.

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Anonymous: Floods affected everyone in the world, not just the Semites and Sumerians in the mideast. Even in places like Peru, this folld was recorded to have happened. It's called "global warming" lulz, idiots.

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Anonymous: Did you really have to save the crab lice, dude? Who would have complained if you'd left them behind?

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Anonymous

^ who said he did it on purpose. they got on board hidden in his filthy jew locks you know

Chanonymous: Based on the creationist calendar the pyramids were built 100 years after the flood. So Noa and his children repopulated egypt with thousands of slaves/workers within 3-4 generations. WTF Noah was a sexmaniac.

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Anonymous: Two of each creature left after the flood. Not much variety in the gene pools is there?

Anonymous: Two of each kind. What if one dies on the trip? Extinction event.

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Anonymous: yeah, we've established that those fuckers are crazy, move along

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Anonymous: ^ weak.

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Anonymous: ^no you

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Anonymous: "Hi there. I am God. Sorry for causing all the confusion amongst you. I truly didn't mean to...Not really, anyway. Anyhow. I'm not the one who's messed up. My Word doesn't mess up. It's more like the other way around...Men who messed up my Word. Either way, I'll see you on Judgment Day. My goal is All Inclusive. I'm trying to my best to make sure as many as you will make it to Heaven as possibl

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Anonymous: KuJZBtAegPiOsfmO

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Magister: Actually only a very small percentage of Christians believe in the book of genesis. Most Christians are just nominal members of the faith who dont really give a shit about religion and only subscribe to the 10 commandments and the whole do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Muslims on the other hand....

Wr104Gamma: Seperation of church and state at it's finest.. This bitch needs some cum

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Markus Hunsalz: em, not mine.

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Anonymous: Patriotism, religion, etc. Magic cards to pull out to get voters. Why would you take the energy to convince a few smart people when you can get a shitload of voters just saying 'Jesus' or 'God' ?

Warg: WHY??!!!! How is she even IN politics? This is an unjust world...

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Anonymous: I would pay like $12 to be part of a gangbang with Sarah. Maybe even $15.

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Anonymous: I'll agree with the dumb part, but hot? No, not so much. Her inclusion on the GOP ticket lost McCain my vote. I voted in Utah, so my vote didn't count, but still. There is no way in Hell that she is going to be involved in the government of my country.

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FuckChinkies: Typical Republican, "let our nation be lead by spells and magic!"

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ElCapitan: SEE! this is what happens when bitches leave the kitchen....all hell breaks loose.

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Canucklehead: Stump stupid family whore.

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Korzo: If only one person on this planet deserved a steel-toed cunt-punt... it's Sara Palin

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Tattoos: I disagree. That would be either Hillary Clinton or Janet Reno.

ethelred: You thought George W. Bush was stupid? Just wait till you vote in this girl.

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Anonymous: And all rent-free, in the liberal collective head.

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flats: fucking libs are so gay. They hate women. This is just more proof.

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Michoacan: Please, sit down before you fall down.

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juan-pablo Milosevic: you see? not-at-all a crusade?

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Anonymous: Bush was a God and I wondered why he messed up so much LOL

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Anonymous: women belong in the kitchen making sammiches

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Anonymous: Peggy Hill

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Bonefish: ^^^^^^Liberals don't hate women. Conservatives do. We had most of the first women candidates throughout history. We had the first a black president. And we'll probably have the first woman president. So you Republicans and Teabaggers go on living your made up lies while history passes you by.

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Anonymous: Such a stupid bitch. I would love to take a shit in her mouth.

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gookheadcrusher: had a chaplain tell me this.... but I'd fuck her none the less

nigel: just remeberJust remember she would have been so much better then what we have. Liberals are so afraid of strong women that they have to demean them and belittle them at every chance they get because liberals balls are pulled so tight up they have disappeared

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Anonymous: make america proud Palin

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WillieBillBob: The only people who like this brainless bitch are male GOP redneck wankers who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.

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penis13: she swallows ?

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RubberG: The only people who don;t lioke this intelligent woman are male Dem fags who smoke nigger pole and are poor and too stupid to hold a job. :)

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Anonymous: Kill it with fire! No, no...don't waste the flame. Just toss it off of a cliff onto jagged rocks.

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WillieBillBob: ^^RubberG... What's that short for? Rubber Girl? Hey, can you see Russia from where you live. Bet you've read as many news publications as she has. You and she probably come from the same gene pool... you know... WTWB {White trash without brains).

Anonymous: To those of you who dont know JOhn Lennon Woke up and became Conservative. His songs sucked too though

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Anonymous: "I like the valuable information you provide in your articles. I�ll bookmark your weblog and check again here frequently. I�m quite certain I�ll learn lots of new stuff right here! Best of luck for the next!"

Anonymous: ^he doesn't exist so he cant ruin your day, only christfags can do that

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gmode.: you don't know that He doesn't exist. that's as stupid as someone saying for sure that He does. and He does exist.

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Anonymous: If he knows everything that will happen, that means the future is fixed. If the future is fixed, we cannot change it. If we cannot change it, it means that we have no free will. If we have no free will, we are not responsible for our actions, in which case the good or evil that we do is not our doing, and we should not be judged on it

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Anonymous: ^ lol lawyers

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mygonad: i thought that zombie ate his face already?

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Anonymous: so all constraints all rulesets and still knowing that with some people there is a huge threshold between acceptable service and just plain bullshit.

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Boss: atheist what is the up side of your belief? Where is the confort in "knowing" that this is the "end -all and be-all" of everything?

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Anonymous: if it ended it had a life.

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Anonymous: You may be thinking that something this simple must be a toy. Whenever you buy furniture for the children's room, make sure that it has enough space to store all the toys and other knick knacks of the kid. Then start working on the next big group down the street.