Sean Bean, 52, who either plays medieval characters or characters who go medieval on other characters, was at a London bar on Sunday night hanging out with 22-year old Playboy model, April Summers. Then some dude talked shit. Then shit got real. Daily Mail reports:

The four-time married star was apparently attacked outside the Hill Bar and Brasserie in Camden, North West London late on Sunday evening. The row began when Mr Bean, 52, and April Summers – a glamour model who is 30 years his junior who had gone to the bar with him – were standing outside, having a cigarette. Miss Summers – whose real name the Daily Mail understands is Nadia Foster – lives close to Mr Bean in the same area. According to witnesses, a passer-by then made lewd comments about Miss Summers, a topless model who has appeared in a number of UK lads’ magazines as well as the Italian edition of Playboy. As a result, Mr Bean followed the man down the road to challenge him. Later in the evening, Mr Bean went out for another cigarette and was then attacked by a man. The star, who lives close by, was said to have been stabbed in the arm – believed to be with a broken glass – and punched in the face, according to witnesses. Police were then called. Mr Bean was said to have a cut arm and a bruised face, according to witnesses.

But little did the attacker know, Sean Bean ain’t got time to bleed.

However, extraordinarily, he declined to attend hospital. Instead, the star walked back into the bar and, after staff gave him aid from a first aid kit, ordered another drink. A member of staff said: ‘Sean is a regular here and we’ve never had any problems before. He was with a very attractive woman and an incident occurred outside the bar. ‘He came in with a cut on his arm and a bruise on his eyebrow. We saw to his injuries with the first aid kit. He seemed ok and wanted to have another drink.’

Banging a 22-year old Playboy model and bleeding while ordering another beer. Sean Bean couldn’t be more hardcore if he, you know, didn’t get his ass kicked.