Early last week, baseball legend Jose Canseco explained gravity to the Internet. He tweeted that "ancient gravity was much weaker" during the time of the dinosaurs, which allowed for their massive and nimble size. Needless to say, Canseco was ridiculed for his comments, but very few people actually took the time to…

Welcome to Jose Canseco's new website, where you can pay real money to talk baseball and nonsense and see the former major leaguer and current juice head take his daily shot of testosterone. Wait, what?

Could there be an unlikelier science fiction author than former baseball star (and confessed steroid user) Jose Canseco? Maybe, but we can't think of one right now. Canseco, who just put out a sequel to his bestelling steroid memoir Juiced, says his next project will be a "very dark dark scifi story."