Come out with your pants down!

What happened to common sense? If there was any left, it would tell you that nuns and guys with unpaid parking tickets aren't trying to mule heroin or a shiv into county lockup. That same common sense would tell you that perhaps non-violent offenders with minor offenses would be just fine with a frisking and a trip through the medal detector. But since we've established there is no common sense left, we get people forced to do the 'squat and cough'.