5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

I resemble that remark.

Religion doesn't seem to work like [the scientific method]; it has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. That's an idea we're so familiar with, whether we subscribe to it or not, that it's kind of odd to think what it actually means. Really what it means is "Here is an idea or a notion that you're not allowed to say anything bad about. You're just not. Why not? Because you're not!" - Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant!" Instead they say, "No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way!" - Carl Sagan, author and astronomer

We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. - Gene Roddenbery, creator of Star Trek

Some of my co-workers e-mail me or IM me when they sit less than a few feet away, so number 4 is one I can totally realte to. It's kind of a pet peeve of mine at work. It makes no sense when you sit that close.

Some of my co-workers e-mail me or IM me when they sit less than a few feet away, so number 4 is one I can totally realte to. It's kind of a pet peeve of mine at work. It makes no sense when you sit that close.