Monday, December 12, 2011

Just in case ya'll furgots what my butt looked like...ain't it cuuuute?

THERE'S NO PRESSIES UNDER DA TREE!?!?!

Da Puddles very sad indeed.Mooooooooom....where's my pressies?

I promise I has been a good girl dis year.

{Well, I couldn't help myself when da neighbor kitteh gots on da porch...

her did have lots of hair by da way...

nor could I helps da fact dat Sissy's Trifexis was right in her my face...

nor can I helps I has to burrow in ALL da blankies and they subsequently smell likes me...nor can I helps it dat I nips da fingers when I gets a treat...Oh and sorry bout da broken ornaments dis year...and about da rehab peoples, I didn't mean furs them to quit their job...how much time does we have?}

All I wanted furs Christmas was some treats dat ain't green beans...bleh!
What kinda fool gives green beans as a treat?

46 comments:

Morning to you my sweet Puddles!!Oh what a sad face but your BUTT is still gorgeous!! I expect the mum had all the presents hidden. After all she lives with 3 Doxies, one being a Diva, and we all know Doxies are relentless hunters!! MOL green beans for a snack...that is absolutely hilarious. You mum must think you are a vegetarian.Hugs from your BFFF,Madi

EEEEkkk...Tween you's and mee's, is you fur certain dat you isn't on da NAUGHTY list....by mistake, of course! Me is sure some pressies will turn up even if it be a green bean wrapped wit a red bow...get it...red and green for Christmas! BOL

If Lilac could manage to get presents from Santa last year, you can get some, too! Frankly, I think Kuster might have you beat on the naughty list shenanigans anyway. That puppy is always into something!

You do look pretty cute under that tree! I'd send Santa the second picture and hope for the best. The second picture might be sending the wrong message...

Bawahahahaha! Have you peed on the refrigerator? No? Well, then in my book you have been a very good girl. I have nailed the new fridge on several occasions. I am a very bad boy and that's the way I like it - except I still deserve pressies cause I am a cute bad boy!

Hey Puddles!Wow, you most definitely look upset to say the least! Don't forget there are still 12 days until the big moment. I think Santa is toying (get it?!?) with you a little.Grr and Woof,Sarge, COP

Puddles... We asked Santa about you, if you made it onto the nice list and all he'd say was 'that Puddles... what will I ever do about her?' So we ain't sure if you'll be getting anything more than the green beans!

Silly Girrrrrl... there are NOT supposed to be any pressies under the tree... Until Santa Paws BRINGS them. Of course he will be Checkin (and FAINTIN) his LIST before he leaves anythingy.

SHEEEEESH... you are showin your BUTT... AGAIN????? The Wives don't like it when I see any BUTTS BUTT THEIRS.

Hey don't worry.. IF.. IF Santa Paws Furgets to leave you somethingy.. you let ME know... Ernie and I will MAKE some "STUFF" fur you. You wouldn't mind if there was some grass and a bird feather or two stuck to THEM would you????

Don't you know that since you have little bipeds int he house, there can't be any presents around until Christmas morning? We know you will be overwhelmed with all the great pressies for you then - and they won't be cans of green beans. We can guarantee you that, because our food cabinet is overflowing with them - there are no more to be bought anywhere:) BOL

Holy mother of dog, dey is the bestest thing ever, ever, ever! I can't gets enough of dem green beans. My mom gets dem for me at the neighborhood Chinese restaurant and if she doesn't feed them to me fast enough, I will climb onto her plate and gets dem for myself!!

Green beans in black bean sauce is heaven I tells you, HEAVEN!!

I'll be waiting by my mailbox so you's can send me all your green beans now.

Don't be sad, Puddles. I bet your mom has your pressies locked up in a super secret place and then on Christmas morning she's gonna haul them ALL out and go, "Surprise, Puddles! Lookit ALL the Most Magnficent pressies I got for you!!!!"

Yeah, I totally bet that's what's gonna happen.

Wiggles & Wags,Mayzie

PeeS. When you come over for Brudder Ranger's pawty, don't forget to bring the beer, okay?

Ah ha! You ARE back! Excellent! At least we didn't miss too much before we escaped the stoopid stick. And what was the first thing that greeted us when we clicked on your blog after all these gazillion months away? Your cute butt, that's what! We're so glad you're back - we need to have a pawty - with cupcakes!

Aww, Puddles. This is almost sadder than Pip not having a couch... At least your Mum put up a tree already--we haven't even gotten that far. Maybe tomorrow. I haven't bought Riley anything for Christmas yet, either. Shocking, I know!

Thanks for agreeing with me. I was not bad just being the Weenie so I better not be put on the naughty list. Don't tell Mommy but I sniffed around & found where she hid our Christmas pressies. Now I just gotta wait to see what Santa Paws does.