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Jun 16, 2009

Wakeboarding is officially a sport

At a meeting of the Ukraine Ministry of Family, youth and sports decided to recognize 3 new sports; wakeboarding, poker and sports dance...

um, really poker is a sport? oh yea I forgot ESPN shows it so it must be a sport, just like ball room dancing is in the olympics so it must be a sport. oh wait...DANCING WITH THE STARS IS ON. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG...

/bitch slap

whoo thanks for that.

As the press service of the Ministry of Ukraine Wakeboarding developed in 18 regions, and the Ukrainian Federation of Water Sports on the highest level conducting national and international competitions, has carried out activities aimed at the development of the material technical base, improving the skills of trainers and judges. Since 2008, the Ukrainian Federation of Water Sports is a member of the World Wakeboarding Association. From 21 to 23 August at the Water Club cableway “extreme thirst” in Kiev will take place at World Cup Park Wakeboarding “Ukrainian Wake Park Open”. Participants are expected from Europe, Australia, Asia and America, said the League.

So I'm not really sure what that all means, but good for the Ukraine, I am going to bet that we will see a super hero/villian come from the Chernobyl affected area that will make an impact on the wakeboard world just like the Belorussians Natalia and Alexi have in waterskiing. I mean, there has to be some sort of good that comes from the nuclear wasteland that is Belerus and Western Ukraine. Gotta love soviet engenering!

I learned some other fun stuff from that website as well: Like how "Kobi Bryant: I like in a dream" , at first I thought that was a translation error, then I looked at the fact that he went straight from high school to the NBA where the IQ level required is just high enough that you will remember to breath.

But wait...America is the dream land, it is a dream that everyone in the world aspires to reach!

........damn it!

la la la la la Everybody wants to iF U CeeK aME la la la

wow, really? If you really hate us all that much that you continue to come out with this completely mind numbing crap why dont you just mail each and every one of us a gun with one round in it? please? it would get it over for us all with so much less pain! please for the love of god!

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