BREAKING: Goku Has Died Of Coronavirus

Lord Waffle King

It’s a sad day for all of Planet Earth. The world’s savior and hero, Goku, has passed away due to Coronavirus, which has been spreading like wildfire across China, Asia, and the United States.

Goku contracted the illness and passed shortly after, there was no known treatment that could cure his advanced state of the disease in time. His body has been quarantined to prevent spreading of the virus to anyone else.

There is no confirmation on whether Goku is dead permanently, or if he will come back again like usual, but doctors say that the Dragon Balls probably don’t have the power to stop Coronavirus so the outlook is rather bleak.

Goku will always be remembered for saving the world countless times and appearing on the hit MTV show Cribs. Let his memory never be forgotten.