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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit toIsrael. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem hesuffers a heart attack and dies. The undertakertells the American diplomats accompanyinghim, ‘You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the HolyLand for just $100.’The American diplomats go into a corner todiscuss for a few minutes. They return withtheir answer to the undertaker and tell himthey want Donald Trump shipped home. Theundertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would youspend $50,000 to ship him home, when itwould be wonderful to be buried here and youwould spend only $100?The American diplomats reply, ‘Long ago a mandied here, was buried here, and three dayslater he rose from the dead. We just can’t takethe risk.'

A catholic priest begins his day at the confessional.A voice waivers through from the other booth, "Forgive me father for I have sinned"."It's alright my child, god will forgive you, just tell me what you have done.""I have beaten children, father, prayed on them and abused them."Oh, thought the priest, this could be serious. "Go on.." he implored."I once thrashed a child till his back flowed with blood, broke the wrist of another, and and disfigured a young girl...""Good grief!" said the priest, sliding the confessional panel open to reveal a Nun.

"Oh thank goodness it's you sister! I thought there was a psychopath in the church!"

Ah, thanks Sheridan! Very kind of you. But yes, it was just a purely invented excuse for a pun. The bike is fine, even if it's owner is in the midst of middle-aged decrepitude. :lol:Appreciate the thought though. (I'm now feeling a bit like Bart Simpson in the episode where he pretends that he's trapped down a well, lol.)