I personally think that, once you’ve gotten a dick shoved in your mouth, it’s only a matter of time before you go bottoms up for your man. Cock suckers eventually become cock fuckers!

Many of you will argue, however, that you only like cock sucking, and have no desire to have a cock crammed in your asshole. You merely want to lick a big shaft, tongue a hairy set of balls, and suck a load of cum out of a manly meat pole.

I can see your point: nobody who loves to get his throat re-plumbed would ever want to spread his ass cheeks and give up his fuck hole for a real man. Of course not. That would be gay. Anal sex is only for faggots, right?