Deadliest Warrior: The Game!!!

Did you like the arbitrary tests and inane banter of the TV show "Deadliest Warrior"? Well now you can match history's greatest fighters in a poorly made and uninspired beat em up, coming soon!! Horay!!

"The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato

Well, that's fucking awesome. A video game is exactly the right place to put all that larptastic energy. Who doesn't want to play as a ninja stalking some viking or space warrior or some **** like that? Fucking awesome.

Originally Posted by Goju - joe

being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

That show is so fucking bad that it's not even fun to watch from a camp POV.

If any of you watch that show, shame on you. You're actively killing your brain cells not even getting high in the process.

I'm not even trying to make anyone feel bad; I'm just concerned for you all and humanity in general. I wonder if there are worse shows on television; I assume there must be, but I can't imagine what they could be like to be worse.