And now, for the ever popular... Pokémon Rant!I would like to point out something to all Pokémon fans out there. Please stop confusing the anime characters with the characters from the Pokémon Adventures manga. They aren't the same people by any stretch of the imagination, no matter how much they may look alike. Red and Ash would probably get along well, but Red would crush Ash in a battle. Green Oak is not flirty like Gary Oak, nor is he as outspoken, and he would probably be annoyed with Gary's antics. Gold would probably wipe the floor with Jimmy, then proceed to brag about it like the cocky idiot he is. (Don't get me wrong. I adore Gold! He's one of my favorites.) Crystal could kick Marina into next week, and she is much smarter. (She's Prof. Oak's assintant for cripes sake!) Sapphire would go crazy if she found out that her counterpart was a coordinator, and May would be horrified to know that her counterpart spent a great deal of time living in caves, wearing leaves. Platina would destroy Dawn in battle and is extremely intelligent and very rarely shows much emotion, as oppsed to Dawn's bubbly ditzy personality. And, finally, Pearl would slap Barry silly for being obnoxious. Oldrivalshipping is the name for Green and Blue, NOT Gary and Leaf (Another name for Blue). Leaf isn't in the anime, and while I have no problems with game characters being included in anime fanfictions, I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop equating Green and Gary. They aren't the same person. Questshipping (JimmyXMarina) and Mangaquestshipping (GoldXCrystal) are NOT the same thing either! It was, in my opinion, a horrendous mistake for someone have given them those oh so similar names, as it causes people to become confused. I, for one, think that Jimmy and Marina make and adorable pair, but think that Gold and Crys would be awful together. Jimmy and Gold are polar opposites, and Marina and Crys are pretty far off as well. Franticshipping and Hoennshipping are slightly diefferent also. Franticshipping is the name for RubyXSapphire while Hoennshipping refers to the game characters May and Brendan, who, much like the other playable characters in the games, really don't have much of a personality of their own. The May from the anime is of the same design as Sapphire (and the May from the game), but she is not the same person. Therefore, a person is completely not in any way betraying their fandom if they support both Contestshipping (DrewXMay) and Franticshipping (RubyXSapphire). (Just using that as an example because those are the two that I support.) And finally, Haughtyshipping (PearlXPlatina) is NOT the same as Twinleafshipping (BarryXDawn).

(My friend Dani has this plan for the future. She plans to make a hybrid of the tomato and the watermellon and call it the watato. I asked her how she worded it and this was her response:)Dani: "I don't know. All I remember was that Aryanna asked if I had watermellon and I said 'No I have tomatoes' and thus the watato was born."

Aryanna: "See you later FLUFFY!"Me: "Whatever you say, FLOPSY!"Aryanna: ...-_-..."Did you just call me flopsy?"Me: "Deal with it!" XP

Me: "Emo Joe, you are such a nerd."Joe (who is not actually emo, we just call him that): "A nerd is a creature invented by Dr. Seus. I am not a nerd."Me: "You-er-you UGH!! Stop being so logical you geek! You're infuriating me with your smartitudeness!"Joe: "Wow. Infuriating, huh? That's an unusually big word for you."Me: (glaring holes into his head) "One of these days, Joe, one of these days..."

(My friend Erica is ADHD. She slept over at my house for my brithday one year, and she didn't tell us one little detail. She gets REALLY REALLY hyper when she drinks soda. Of course, she didn't tell us this until after she had about five glasses of the stuff! So she was pretty much bouncing off the walls. She was totally insane! Then I looked over and she randomly lies down in the middle of my floor and dosen't move.)Alyssa: "Guys! I think Erica is dead."Me: "No joke."Dani: "Are you okay?"Alyssa: "There's only one way to find out." (throws pillow at Erica)Erica: (muffled by floor) "Stop it!"

Kara: "You should see my notebook! I drew this picture of a cow, and it's AWESOME!!"

Alyssa: (yelling at computer) "Go away you stupid little box!"

(One night. Alyssa was at my house after our friend's party. We got on the lap top and she had it on the floor with her while I was lying on my stomach on the bed watching her from a slightly uncomfortable position. Anywhoo, one of those stupid advertisement videos came on. You know, the ones with the pause button that doesn't work, so you just sit there clicking it repeatedly like a total moron.)Alyssa: "No! Stupid advertisement! Stop making noise I can't hear my music!"Me: "No! I hate these things! SHUT UP!! RAWR!!" (turns and notices mom standing in the door way) (has a laugh attack)

(Okay so I'm at the mall in f.y.e. looking through the anime section when this girl walks up behind me with who I'm assuming is her boyfriend. I sorta overheard their conversation because they were standing like three feet away in a store that was dead silent save for the music playing in the backround.)Girl who I don't know: "...and he only likes Sakura cause she's like, "So hot". Yeah right, I want to throw her off a bridge." (picks up Naruto plushie) "My man." (picks up Sasuke plushie too) "Believe it! We're in love! I mean they're like, the perfect couple, right?"Me: (walks out of store quickly then bursts out laughing, earning strange looks from other shoppers) "Oh my gosh. Yaoi fangirls. I'll never understand them."

Me: (via AIM) ... because anime characters ARE real, we just have yet to discover how to reach the dimensions they live in.Dani: Okay, let's get back to reality, please.Me: No. I live in my own little world, and I like it here.Dani: Arlrighty then. Good luck with that.

(I was sitting down with Kara and Alyssa. All of us had eaten blue popsicles, so our tongues were all blue, when Alex and Rachel came up to stand behind us.)Alex: "Kara why is your mouth blue?"Kara: "My tongue is blue too, and so are Alyssa and (Hoshi)'s."Alex and Rachel: (tilt Kara's head back)Alex: "Stick out your tongue."Kara: (sticks out tongue)Alex: (gasp) "Your tongue is blue!"Rachel: "What is this madness!"Alex: How'd you all get blue tongues?"Me: "We had blue popsicles."Kara: "You should see (Hoshi)'s hers is purple, cause she had a red one too."Alex and Rachel: (move behind me and tilt my head back)Alex: "Lemme see."Me: (looks at him strangely, but sticks out tongue anyhow)Alex: (gasp) "Wow. It's really purple."Me: "Yeah. No kidding. Kara just said that."Alex: (looks around) "Where are these blue popsicles, I want one too."Me: "Hehe. Sorry. I got the last one."Alex: (shoots a fake angry/pouty look) "What? Now how am I suppossed to get a blue tongue. I want one too!"Me: "Blue food coloring?"Alex: "Pftt. That just wouldn't taste as good." (crosses arms and pretends to be offended)Me: "Ehhh, sorry?"

(From The Mummy)Beni: "Hey O'Connel! Looks like I've got all the horses!"Rick: "Hey Beni! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!"

(From Eclipse)Emmett: (looking at Bella's broken hand) "Fall down again, Bella?"Bella: "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."Emmett: (blinks then bursts out laughing)

Me: (attempting to take a nap in my dark, empty homeroom, because I was the first person there)Devon: (walks in and turns the light on)Me: (covers face) "NO! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!"Devon: "Wow. Just, wow."Me: (glares at him) "Turn it off!"Devon: "Nope." (walks to his desk and sits down)Me: (gives him the evil eye for the rest of the day)

Kara: (was having cramps) "Ugh! It hurts! It's like I'm having freaking contractions or something!"Me: "Oh really. Who's the father?"Kara: (looks around) "He is!" (points at Alex)Alex: "Excuse me?! I have no memory of this!"Kara: "That's because I drugged you."Alex: "I really hope you're joking."Kara: (smiles like a creeper) "Maybe."Alex: "Ooookaaaaay." (turns and walks away)Me: (laughs while shaking her head)

(From Tim Burton and Disney's Alice In Wonderland)Ilosovic Stayne: (looks at Alice) "And who is this lovely creature."Red Queen: "Um. My new favorite."Ilosovic Stayne: "Does she have a name?"Red Queen: "Um."Ilosovic Stayne: "I believe your name has slipped the queen's mind."Red Queen: "Her name is Um, IDIOT!"Alice: (affirmatively) "From Umbridge."-different part of movie-Mad Hatter: "Have I gone Mad."Alice: (feels his forehead as if checking for a fever) "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret: all the best people are."-different part of movie-Alice: "This is impossible."Mad Hatter: "Only if you believe it is."Alice: "Sometimes, I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."Mad Hatter: "That is an excellent practice. However, just for this moment, you might want to focus on the Jabberwocky."

Kara: "What does the E. stand for in Chuck E. Cheese?"Me: "I have no friggen clue. I always just assumed it was some weird way of spelling Chucky."Kara: "I'm pretty sure it's his middle initial. Chuck Ethan Cheese... Chuck Emeril Cheese... Chuck Eugene Cheese... Chuck Edward Cheese...Me: "Haha! Chuck Edward Cheese! It sounds like you're saying people should throw cheese to Edward, but what would Edward need cheese for?"Kara: "To kill the evil vampires that are after Bella! He could use sharp cheddar to chop them up!"

(Alyssa and I were in the mall, and one of the stores had a sign that said "Baby Sale")Me: "Baby sale? Are they selling babies?"Alyssa and I: (laugh like a couple of idiots)(In a different store, looking at earings)Me: "...Oh. I'ts kind of an inside joke. Would you like to hear the joke?"Alyssa: "Uh, yes please."Me: "Okay, well the joke is - SUSHI!"Alyssa: "What?!"Me: "Huh? Oh! Sorry! I got distracted by the cute sushi earings." (picks them up to show her) "Now, where was I?"

(On our way to an outdoor concert carrying the old, random blankets that were inside the car)Me: "I feel like a little old lady carrying around a blanket with rocking horses on it."Alyssa: (luaghs and points)Me: "And you're a lumberjack, 'cause you're carrying around that red plaid blanket around."Alyssa: (laughs) "I never would have thought of that. Now everytime I see a plaid blanket, I'm going to think of lumberjacks."Me: "And you will think back on this day and remember me."

Mr. H.: "I don't quite think you guys are grasping the enormity of this. When Krakatoa erupted, people 2,200 miles away heard it. Do you know how for that is? That'd be like someone in... I don't know, Dewy Beach hearing a noise someone made in like... Colorado."Me: "Whoa."Tyler: "So like, anyone close to it would be deaf?"Everyone else: (look at him funny)Alex: "No, Tyler, they'd be dead."Tyler: "Huh? ...Ohhhhh."

April: (looking into soda bottle)Brianna: "Is there a reason you're staring into your bottle like that?"Aryanna: "It's Narnia! I found it!"

(while watching the part in Spirited Away when Chihiro runs out of the pig pen and into the garden to cry)Brianna: "I'm just going to go cry by the cabbage now."

(via text message)Kara: "I just heard that 'biting is like kissing, only someone wins.' Boy is Caden in for a surprise."Me: "I feel so bad for your boyfriend sometimes."Kara: "Why? I don't."Me: "Of course not."

(from Tangled )Eugene: "You broke my smolder."-different part of movie-Eugene: "Sooo, you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand." ...(hisses in pain)Rapunzel: "Sorry. Just... don't.. freak out." (sings, healing Eugene's hand)Eugene: (switches between looking at Rapunzel and his no longer injured hand while making hyperventalating noises) ...(prepares to scream)Rapunzel: "Please don't freak out!"Eugene: (makes strangled noise) ... (talking fast) "I'm not freaking out. Are you freaking out? No, I'm just interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses. Tell me, how long has it been doing that exactly?"

(from How To Train Your Dragon)Hiccup: (to Toothless) "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."

On facebook:Me: "[Scanlators used taunt!]((Hoshi) became enraged!)WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHAPTER 431 HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET?!Ryan: ?!?! What the heck?!?! I'm still in the Platinum arc!!! They're two and a half arcs behind!!! GAH!!! I want to find out what happens with Platina, Pearl, and Dia!!! And I want to read the Heart Gold/ Soul Silver arc!!! Stupid scanlators need to get their butts in gear!!![(Hoshi) used beat up!]"Derek: "It's not very effective..."Me: "Derek... you suck."Derek: "(Hoshi) used heart wrenching comeback. It's super effective!"

Me: "No, it is not an insult when I call you intense, Joe."Alyssa: "He is intense. He does everything intensely. He probably brushes his teeth intensely. ...Don't quote me on that."

(Breaking Dawn pt. 2)Bella: "I do remember how to undress myself"Edward: "I just do it so much better."Other part of movie.Jacob: "So, should I call you "Dad" now?Edward: (smiles) "No."

(Castle 2X17)Castle: "Oh, no. I'm not leaving. I'm here to protect you."Beckett: "What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?"-Later On-Ryan: "Dude, you made her pancakes?"Castle: "It's just breakfast."Esposito: "Pancakes is not just breakfast. It's an edible way of saying, 'Thank you so much for last night."

Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.

The thought had never even occurred to Temari that she'd ever spend the majority of her first date with a guy in his bedroom. Oneshot, ShikamaruxTemari, and surprisingly enough, no lemon. Just argument and fluff.

In all the years they'd known him, Neji's friends and family could only truly say they saw him lose control once. Only once. NejixSurpriseFemale...who am I kidding, it's Tenten. One shot, OOC Neji, but then that's kind of the point.

When Roxas is forced to volunteer at the psych ward he befriends a pyromaniac, a sadist, a musician who can 'see' sounds and an artist with a mysterious past. As he spends more time with them he begins to realize everything isn't as it seems...

Naminé spends her second year of high school at the exquisite Brighton Academy, hoping that her new life will be more eventful than her old one. Little does she know that a certain blond boy will do more than just bring a little excitement...

XReWritten Version of Blood ShotX Jaden's in a gang and something happens back home that forces him to return to help in a gang war. His friends follow and get involved in Jaden's other life, putting their own lives at risk. Rated M for safty. RxR, JxA

There for each other Ryo and Rika are determined to be together despite street fights, the mob and psycho relations raising hell. With help from their friends they'll protect the DWorld and each other in the insane life of teenagers.

Valentine's Day had not gone according to plan. If it had, Hinamori Amu would not be sitting in her room, folding paper lotus flowers and gorging herself on cheap chocolate. Will her bad day turn around when a certain stray shows up on her balcony?

Stupid hyperactive crazy bluenette, what could she possibly want at 6:30AM? May is not happy to have her sleep interrupted. And what's all this about a contest on Christmas Eve? Couldn't this have waited just a few more hours, Dawn? CS, PS, PeS, FS

A one shot in two parts, in which Chazz comes to terms with the fact that the girl he likes doesn't return his feelings, and Jaden and Alexis dance in the rain. A happy ending for all in the story, so please R&R.

What happens when Tsunade decides to hold a festival in honor of Konoha & Suna's friendship? You'll have to read to find out! Oh and did I forget to mention it's ladies choice on dates. I wonder, can the guys keep their cool or will they go mad!

So let me get this straight, Sakura's in love with Naruto, Sasuke's Ino's fanboy, and Kakashi's GAY!" "Exactly." "WTH!" Sometimes it takes being thrown into an alternate reality to make you appreciate your life. Or majorly freak you out. SxS SxT NxT NxH

When King Carlisle's family is being overthrowned by one of his advisors, he and his family are forced to flee. What happens when Prince Edward is captured and locked in a cell with the girl who helped his parents escape? AU. AH, or are they?

Bella and Edward are on a hunting trip. Just a quick one-shot I wrote for my friend Katelyn's b-day. BXE Fluff POST BD! SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ! you have been warned. T cuz I'm paranoid and there are a few minor suggestions.

Jinx & Kid Flash are sent to chase down a new criminal but it seems as if they can't seem to locate their new charge. But You have to ask who's really doing the chaseing? Could it be that our heros are really the prey in this game of cat and mouse? HIATUS

Oneshot about how Toushirou, Momo, and Rangiku are dealing with Aizen and co. betrayal. HitsuHina, Frienship between Toushirou and Matsumoto. They say only once in a blue moon does one get a chance at love... I'm no good at summaries, so please read!