Michael Troy Buffo

Just A Few Nasty Things

Screw this and the hell with thatKick the dog and fling the catThrow rocks through windows and shoot at carsFlip off the cops and start fights in barsBreak bottles and chairs and draw some bloodAnd then tell his honor to go wack his pudGet thoroughly wasted and go rape some bitchOr steal a blind man’s cane to take care of an itchTake someone’s Porsche and drive it over a cliffGo to the store and return Grandma’s GiftHold your breath, and turn a deep shade of blue, Just a few nasty things that only we humans do.