I Am Sofa King Bored! (A Rated_R(ob)KO Thread Of Awesomeness!)

Yup... it's 3:36am where I am and not a damn person wants to talk here. I may just post random musings in this thread and make it my own to come back to. If no one else wants to join in, fine... this will be my personal place!

R(ob)ism #003 -- Don't fucking buy a Big Mac. They're a waste of your good money. See McDonald's has a "Value Menu" where you can buy a Double Cheeseburger. Buy the Double Cheeseburger, tell them No Ketchup, No Mustard, Add Mac Sauce! Voila!! You've now paid $1.50 for a Big Mac without that nasty ass lettuce and that third bun no one cares about. You can get 2 sandwiches for the price of one. Think about it. They don't use the 4/1 meat for Big Mac's. They use the 10/1. Same meat that's on the Double Cheeseburger. WE'RE IN A RECESSION! EAT LIKE IT!

R(ob)ism #003 -- Don't fucking buy a Big Mac. They're a waste of your good money. See McDonald's has a "Value Menu" where you can buy a Double Cheeseburger. Buy the Double Cheeseburger, tell them No Ketchup, No Mustard, Add Mac Sauce! Voila!! You've now paid $1.50 for a Big Mac without that nasty ass lettuce and that third bun no one cares about. You can get 2 sandwiches for the price of one. Think about it. They don't use the 4/1 meat for Big Mac's. They use the 10/1. Same meat that's on the Double Cheeseburger. WE'RE IN A RECESSION! EAT LIKE IT!

LOVE THIS IDEA! I'd also steal enough napkins and stuff that were worth more then the two dollars you just spent. Question, how the hell do you get the big mac sauce?