Fantastic visuals with the wonderful David Attenborough teaching me about what I’m seeing …

Complete with funny moment at the end, where they’re doing the ‘how we made it’ thing. So the film crew heave themselves and all their kit up onto some storm-battered active volcano in the antarctic and look for a place to make camp. Not easy given that the whole island is knee-deep in chinstrap penguins. The whole island except, that is, for a smallish flattish area which is largely deserted and looks just the thing. “Good, we’ll pitch the tents here” you can more-or-less hear them saying “where we won’t be disturbing the penguins”. Surely, surely it must have crossed someone’s mind that this prime real estate might be empty for a reason. And as night follows day when the rain comes it runs off across precisely this spot, doubtless bringing a deluge of penguin guano with it. Penguins 1. Film crew 0.

Me too. Nice to see that the geek whose AI skills have made him fantastically wealthy is actually a fun-loving, hard-drinking, sweary type, not the usual inept, pale nerd. And the robots are as smart and hard as they come, as well as (not by accident) very beautiful.

If you’re only allowed 5 words then those 5 cover one aspect pretty well. If you’ve got a bit more space to work in though then you can have a deeper go at other stuff. Here’s someone looking at a different aspect (SPOILER ALERT - it’s full of spoilers !)

Luke Cage. 6.2 out of 10. Nothing new happening here, devoid of content or care. A bit like a Steven Segal film, best kept for when very ill and it’s too much effort to change channel.

The Accountant: Although mildly allergic to Ben Affleck this film is 7.5 out of ten. Efforts at plot twists are rather predictable but as a film I liked it. This is in no small part due to a half decent story line and the fact that Mr. MWS hasn’t been too distracting of late.

The Guv’nor. The Story of Lenny McLean. This was a 6 out of ten. His sons attempts to retrace and reveal the root of his fathers rage and penchant for beating the granny out of most folks he encountered, is tainted by his own ‘Dad wasn’t a monster’ saccharin coating. This leaves a sour rather than sweet taste - file next to social services fail.