Grav E. Gobbles, a 4-year-old bird from western Minnesota, received a pardon Tuesday during a ceremony in the Rose Garden. But how Gobbles was able to secure a presidential pardon has come under scrutiny, sources say.

According to sources, Gobbles met privately on multiple occasions with Russian officials over the past year, leading some to allege a pumpkin pie-to-play scheme. In one instance, for example, Gobbles spoke with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, though the details of what was discussed are still unknown.

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Amazing.

Don’t expect the little leftist Coalition here to get it. Not sure whether they understand that even the Judge Moore dialogue coming out of their behinds is also a joke. He could be Hitler and he would win.

Or, he’s just trolling Greg Sargent and his employer. Seriously, the responses to the tweet remind me of the old Polaner All Fruit commercial and the matron’s reaction to the boorish dude who says “Please pass the jelly!” They complain about his prolifigate tweeting every day and twice on Sunday and yet take the bait. Every. Single. Time.

Looks like when I wrote the other day that Trump disproportionate [sic] goes after black people in his tweets, I was correct.

Or maybe the people who inspire his wrath are disproportionately petulant athletes who just happen to be Black. Don Jr tweeted out an entire list of those whom POTUS 45 has tangled with who happen to be white, but that was quickly dismissed by the conspiracy theorists who believe that Vladimir Putin’s desire for ethnic purity is first being tested out by his puppet in the United States.