This is breaking newsIt appears air force one was shot downSomewhere over the Middle East this morningBy a sleeper cell of rouge terrorists, firing a stinger missileThe pilot and all passengers are unaccounted forThe presidents whereabouts are presently unknownAnd he is presumed missingThe vice president, secretary of stateAnd principles of the military are assemblingOur nation stands at defcon 3

The greatest crisis, will someone come for me?I "red, white and blew it."Unleashed revenge, my body is detainedHow could anybody do this?Betrayal, I peel away the daysMedals are useless. Uncle Sam's forgotten meI'm not important no one will ever comeI'll never be fund, god get me out of this hell.

The stage is setWho will be the first to blink?We can go to warRemember that "Vietnam thing"Peace at any price

With a gun to your head, bang, bangWeakness runs in your familyWhat runs in mine is death

This is your 5-minute warningBurn all your classified documentsAnd if cooler heads don't prevailFirst strike from a political dead man

Appeasement only makes the aggressor more aggressiveHe understands only one language - actionAnd he respects only one word - forceNo sign of them stopping, no time for back channel communiquosWe need all the help we can get, air strikes and invasions!Retaliate. I say!

The will of good men can not counter the terrible strain of war

Blackmail the universe with the greatest of calamitiesAwaken those sleeping giants in the dust of the groundWith their skin destroyed, unjust to innocenceLawful possessor of the worlds last 24 hours

Terror and ugliness reveal what death really meansAnd in hatred you see men as they really areIf chosen over heaven, earth will have been for themAll along, only another region of hell