Just when I thought movie studios couldn’t possibly release a dumber sequel than Grown Ups 2, they go and do something like this… and totally redeem themselves! From the good people of Moldova to dusky international femme fatales, RED 2 is everything I hoped for and more.

I’m going to see RED 2 tomorrow night so look for an update to this post (update here) with all my favorite quotes. Until then, here are the 4 best RED 2 one-liners to share your excitement with friends on your Facebook/Twitter.

Went to see Grown Ups 2 tonight, and boy did it not live up to the original. There were some notable gags like the opening “deer in the house” scene, but the quotable lines were garbage. Below are the best quotes I could salvage.