"American Idiot"

"Decepticon Idiot - Part 1: Decepticon Idiot"

The Lyrics

Picture the scene...a foreboding, metallic structure rises from the ocean, greeting an oncoming squadron of jets, flying robots and giant insects. These are the DECEPTICONS, an army of fierce warriors intent on draining the planet Earth of her resources. At least, that's the plan - a plan constantly scuppered by the theatrical MEGATRON, big on ideas but short on the follow-through. As the horde of mechanical miscreants limp inside to lick their wounds, one disgruntled Seeker by the name of STARSCREAM stays outside to ponder his situation...

Don't wanna be a Decepticon idiotA slave to Megatron's megalomaniaBeen in control so many millenniaAnd he's barely gone beyond America

All his plans have no real directionDrain a human energy stationBut at the slightest resistance, he'll escapeWe'd be better off in my servosThis planet will be an infernoCybertron will be mine, too

Sure, you could say that I've made a plethoraOf failed attempts to get Megs to surrenderAnd ev'ry bot expects a flailin' grab forLeadership when Megatron missed a shot or four

But this time, I'll make my ascensionAnd destroy this pitiful nationThe universe will soon tremble at my nameIn defeat, I'll no longer wallowDon't care if my promise sounds hollowCause my track record's no good

Don't wanna be a Decepticon idiotSick of the week-in, week-out tediumEach MacGuffin wasted, I'm furiousI'd better try, for once, to be victorious

My failed treacherous ways are legendGonna kick off that reputationAnd my leadership will last more than one dayAutobots will soon know true sorrowNot gonna wait until tomorrowMegatron, I'm after you

His mind made up, STARSCREAM storms inside the DECEPTICON base, ready to put his plan into action. Surely it will be as smooth as then ten thousand before it...right?

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