Chad Johnson Arrested in Court – Judge Orders 30 Days Confinement

The infamous headbutter was just arrested and placed in handcuffs inside a Florida courtroom.

The move came after the judge in his probation violation hearing ordered him to spend 30 days in jail.

The Broward County judge decided on the action after she was angered by Johnson who, during the hearing, slapped the butt of his lawyer, who’s a male by the way.

Unfortunately it was bad timing on the part of Johnson to reach out and touch because the judge was said to be on the verge of sealing a deal that would have kept Johnson OUT of jail for violating his probation earlier this year.

But Johnson’s physical endearment action straight up pissed off the judge so she took the deal off the table and sent the ex-NFLer to jail to think things over.

Meanwhile, according to TMZ, Johnson’s probation was also extended until December 21, 2013. He also must complete an additional 25 hours of community service along with extra therapy sessions.

Was slapping his lawyer’s ass a violation of his probation? Is it some sort of crime? Or is it just bad courtroom decorum and the judge saw it as blatant disrespect and contempt? And if any of the above are true, are they punishable by jail time?

Actions have consequences (Especially for BLACK MEN), This dummy has been getting away with all manners of foolishness for quite some time; maybe sometime locked up for self- reflection and self-analysis will do him some good, Chad definitely needs a serious reality check!

Hey Chad:

You are not Lindsey Lohan, Amanda Bynes or white(not even close): “GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL”

Chad bubby: YOUR BLACK! Please refer to the examples made by: Lauryn Hill, Westley Snipes James Brown, or JaRule; if you need clarification. Or for that matter any other famous African American jailed for similar crime white celibs commit: And are sent to bed without dinner!

One last word of wisdom: Ass patting, Slapping or Groping WILL make you extremely popular where you will be spending the next 29 days! My advice: PROTECTIVE CUSTODY if you don’t want your “CORN HOLE” violated. You could also exercise some common sense,

O. Taite outside of his horrific Domestic Battery Assault, what other action’s of his are you referring to. As someone who as played football from grammer school thru college & hoops on park courts “slapping butts” was conventionally done as an gesture of congratulations or “job well done”. So I am @ quite a loss @ your ugly inappropriate & venemous rant

Outside of his horrific Domestic Battery Assault (Isn’t that enough?) I wonder would you feel the same if his ex-wife were YOUR daughter? Lets just ignore those silly probation violations! African American men are held to a different standard of the Law. “Butt slapping” as you so eloquently put it is absolutely inappropriate in Court, It demonstrates a lack of respect for the court and a lack of seriousness of the charges he was facing (But so is head butting your new wife on your honeymoon!)

While at sports play both head butting and ass slapping might be encouraged; fortunately, those things have no legitimate place in marriage or court.

(If this is difficult for you to understand maybe those years you participated in sports may be reason enough for you to invest in a pet and/or cat scan for yourself.)

Chad SHOULD have had the common sense to KNOW better in both instances! Maybe your right though, Head Butting someone physically inferior may have caused poor little Chad some brain damage (that could possibly explain some of his actions) and think about it: Head butting probably wasn’t the first time he put his hands (or any other body part ) on her.

Abusive men usually have to work their way up to head butting but, maybe Precious Chad is a special case!

Thas right Al : Defend the millionaire woman beater!

Lastly, Don’t be at a loss Al,

Personally I find wife beating and the arrogance that goes with that territory ugly inappropriate & venomous. (so on that note I guess we agree on something…….)

Chad does needs to grow up. For one thing he’s too damn childish. Continues to do stupid unnecessary sh*t. Apparently his latest antics such as a..patting/slapping his lawyer’s a.. In the presences of a judge who may have viewed by judge as sexual, or inappropriate activity in a courtroom setting. The judge got at him probably because the audience laughed and was entertained. Although a… patting is very common and acceptable in sports. This is what Chad is accustom to and meant no real harm. His lawyer should have addressed things more with the judge. Yes, he should challenge ruling.

This is no different than the judge in the last OJ case. “She” TOO tipped her hand, by sayin….”this has nothing to do with “1995”. Well…..if “not”!?, WTF are you bringing it UP, juuuuudge!!?? This judge me mentioned & “K” think had a prollum with the fact that “this N” had the money to acquire that lawyer & that ….”plea bargain”CJ was responding to, in the way he has become accustomed , by slapping dude down thurr, JUST as he as ALWAYS done, with fellow teammates!! I mean…..WTF happened to “order in the court”!!?? And…why hold “him” accountable for what OTHERS in her court did, without encouragement from….him!?? It would be waaaay different if CJ walked in/was standing there “sapping dude up, laughin n shyt b4 the judge came in/while she was addressing him. But….it WASN’T that way!! Again….he was “responding TO” what she said, regarding his “good” lawyer/plea bargain deal!! So…despite what you may feel about dude (& I ain’t a fkn “fanclub member” eeeeithah!!) how is this “his ” fault!? Simply put?….it ain’t! There are NO laws in place stating what he did is wrong or against the law, & the only person “in place to haaaaave a fkn prollum wit it “eeaah?..HIS “lawyer”!! This judge simply, grossly!!!, abused her authority , ‘on some personal BE….peeeeeeriod! PTIYM!

Chad must be wondering what do I have to do to get a break.
After spending years in the league without getting into any trouble, he was cut loose the first time he was accused of DV. While at the same time, other guys who go out drinking and getting into fights in the club, never suffer any consequence.

Now he gets 30 days for congratulating his lawyer?! 😕

It seems this guy just gets a bad rap from people who don’t know anything about him, and base their views on how often he gets in the news from his harmless childish antics.

Take the judge and all the people here piling on him. I get the impression that not only do they know nothing about Chad, but they also don’t seem to follow sports. Why would the judge think Chad actions indicated that he found the preceding funny? So what if he had tapped the lawyer on the shoulder instead? I guess if you are not into sports at any level, you wouldn’t see that both actions imply the exact same thing.

Chad isn’t “Wondering” anything, That seems to be the brothers problem: He’s not Thinking!
If you mean by “harmless & childish antics” Brutally ramming his ginormous toe/bullet shaped cranium into his new wifes face or his probation violations: Then why yes, of course the implications are crystal clear!

Chad doesn’t have the since God gave a TURKEY SANDWICH!

You don’t have to be a sports fan or even walk upright to understand that at a hearing pertaining to a domestic violence case where you smash your noggin into your wifes face that slapping your attorney on the buttocks will not endear you to the judge presiding over that case!

Duah!

And so we are clear Chad wasn’t just accused he either plead out or was convicted to be on probation & not in jail.(where he now finds himself & belongs!)

But feel free to defend this mental midget all you like!

In fact you should set Chad up with your daughter or sister!

As or “knowing” Ocho Cinco, Ill take a pass

I’m good!

One last thought:

Chad wasn’t given 30 days for congratulating his lawyer, He got 30 days for being a spoiled bully, and Jackass who doesn’t know how to keep his hands to himself.

The inability to separate one’s personal feelings for other people, due to one’s OWN shyt/past? (Or prior “irrelevant” actions of the person in question)
is one of the issues, that continues to blind the FK out of Us, & keep Us back as a people. It’s simply plain ole….immaturity. All one has to do, is put themselves or a fam member in the “situation”?, & watch mofo’s “opinions” chaaaaaange lika MUTHAfkah! Be it the fact that CJ is a kra, wild’en out,, irresponsible, womanizing, arrogant MF!??, STILL doesn’t change the fact that….that shyt this judge did was fkd up, lawfully wrong, inconsistent &….SEXIST!! I noticed NO one has “dialed that shyt up”, yet. Just flip this shyt?, & it would be immediately/consistently stated. And the fkd up thang is….they will HAVE to let dude out?, but the “condition” will be?, he will be forced to sign some sayin he won’t sue the FK outta that racist fkn town, for the actions of that evil malicious bytch! So he will be humiliated, life suspended for “how ever long/short!”, the system will have “gotten their way”, & he?, will have no ….retort. Just another fkd up day for a Black man in…”The United Snakes of America” No, HAYil naaaaaaw!!, “everythang ain’t a matter of race”, ok!? But GD!!!, do yall really think this…”any PART of this” would’ve/could’ve happened to anyone other than a …..”Black” man!? Again….HAYiiiiil naaaaaaw! Chuuuuuuch/All Day!

Taite not only am I a practicing Bhuddist, who doesn’t believe in harming any living creature, I’m obviously a much more evolved person than yourself. I’m an African American male raised in the Chicagoland area, I’m a US Marine & a 26 year member of a Black Fraternity, I’ve had people lay their hands on me. I have only 1 son if I had a daughter who was victimized by domestic violence, I would seek (equal) justice in the eyes of the law, not vengeance, vengeance is a plight on the souls of those who seek it, which is obvious what you seek Taite & you have personalized your desire & or tragic past experiences in this single trivial obviously bigoted event

You speak the truth. Just glancing at the chicken scratch he writes makes me immediately pass on to the next post. As a result, I’ve never read a long post written in that fashion. And who knows? I may have missed reading an interesting point of view. But it’s just not worth my time trying to decipher the nonsense. Pity.

Did the judge order Chad be given 50 lashes? 10 years hard labor? Hell no!

Chad, who every other Black man on this site (besides me) seems to think is above the law and should somehow be given a celebrity pass for dangerous grossly negligent assholish behavior!

As for you being “a practicing Bhuddist, who doesn’t believe in harming any living creature”

I am sure but, correct me if I am incorrect: How Ramming your head into your wifes face does not constitutes harm? Moreover, please explain to me how this professional athlete used the hardest part of his body to batter and abuse someone he was suppose to protect & love?

A woman physically smaller & weaker than himself.

Oh, please enlighten me brother! Maybe from your highly evolved state of consciousness you can explain to me and the rest of us simple countryass folk on here how it is you justify Godly Brother Chads behavior? As for seeking justice: That would entail a gigantic jailhouse bubba smashing his head into Chad:

Not what I want!

Ill go with the 30 days of lost freedom! That’s not revenge its what Precious, Precious, Chad needs and deserves.

Maybe I can explain to you in a way that YOU can over stand!

Dummy Head Butts wife: gets probation (basically gets away with it)
Dummy Violates probation: (breaks the law again more foolishness and yet is given a pass)
Dummy goes to Court :(gets cute in front of person who pulls his card)
Dummy goes to jail: (where he should have been in the first place)

GET IT?

And for your further edification:

Bootie patting, Chest bumping and High fiveing are all no nos in Court!

If by some chance you still cling to the belief that Chads actions are somehow trivial and that the judge is being bigoted…… I worry for your son and praise the Creator for not giving YOU a baby girl!

I mean…the utter, BLAtant hypocrisy of these boooogey mofo’s! They never have a decent fkn “counter” so they resort to trying to insult the “style” of a post!?? Weeeeeeeaaaak BULLshiiiiiiiit! And mind you?, they always “have a fkn opinion” on what was “ttoo ignorant” to comprehend. MORE weeeeeeaaaak “contradicting” BULLshiiiiiiiiiit! Yo….just say you “disagree” & STFO!/PTIYMB!

@Taite what exactly does his actions have to do with me & my faith, because I’m not looking for my pound of flesh. Nor did you respond to your desire for vengeance or equal justice under the law. As a Cook County Sheriff’s deputy I’ve seen white Black & Hispanic defendants caught with the same amount of drugs & the white defendants get probation the others sent to prison. I’ve seen female defendants stab male & female victims kill their children & get court supervision, with no public outrage. So the next time a young African American male throws a rock & gets 6 years we will be sure to say that’s okay because Taite, is okay with the inequality in the application of the law, & wants that pound of flesh

@Tait your obviously confused, we’ve aLl already commented on his hideous act on a
Previous post, the point of this post is “was his actions that day in court deserving of a 30 day sentence” maybe you should try expending this much passion on more relavent people in your actual life. The truth is I really don’t actually give a damn about him his ex-wife (I forget her name) or you

As I stated from the start: Actions have consequences (Especially for BLACK MEN).

As a Black Male I realize:

The JustUs system is geared to destroy the Black Man (A Fact), And Black Men need to be wise enough to steer clear of the JustUs system at all cost & not be dummy enough to make matters worse by being a disrespectful JackKnott in Court!:

That was my point,

Chad still got off light!

So the next time a young African American male is foolish enough to get caught throws a rock & gets 6 years be sure to say that’s okay because Taite, warned his ingorant ass not to do so, because an inequality in the application of the law is a fact of life in this country and, will send YOUR BLACK ASS STRAIGHT TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200!

Your preaching to the choir Al!

But I am relieved to know that a African-American, Buddhist, Sheriff deputy & father of one has a firm mental grasp of the situation.

No wonder Illegal aliens and everyone else feels confident in the knowledge that killing OUR children is OK & that they will get away with it.

We as a people are too busy defending spoiled, entitled wife abusers to defend our most precious & vulnerable charge!

I just luuuuuuuuv how these mofos “blur the lines” cz DEY asses are…blind than a mutha!! This ain’t git NUTHing to do with dude’s past fk ups! It was ALL about the “slap”. The slap that “the SLAPPED” DIDN’T have a fkn prollum wit! The judge doesn’t do the norm….call for “order in the court”. And/so…since “you no likey” ANYthang goes” AGAINST him, right! Narrow minded, sexist, (prolly racist!) Immature muthafkah. GTFU!!

@Taite this conversation or article isn’t about domestic violence its about contempt of court, so he stll hasn’t served a day in jail for domestic violence. FYI men are also victims of domestic violence. Last year in Frand Rapids MI a young man takes his girlfriend back after she’s released on bail for cutting him with a knife, she. Stabs him in the heart & only charged with Manslaughter & given another bail. Here in Chicago a man wins 1 million in lottery his wife cooks a dinner only he eats & dies, she’s yet to be charged. Domestic violence is an human issue not just a female one, dude move on. These people involved wouldn’t most likely piss on you if you were on fire

Naaaaaw “sadly”?, you’z STILL the weak/bytchass withOUT a relevant retort to the issues in this article/incident OR…”mine”!?? I knEW I smelled a fkn crackah?….AND a bytch! And the only thing “doomed” around these parts?, is the Black man’s foot so far up YO ass?, you’ll be tasting WTF we’re “simultaneously steppin ‘on”, with the other foot!, which will be (drumroll!) more OF yo weakass!, which?, has alREAdy started with Barack Obama”! Don’t believe meh?, ask your neighborhood “White” sack.yo shyt is faaaaaading, son! What?, no “operators standing by”?, then go read the “Isis Papers”, got that? Iiiiiiiiisis Paaaaaaaperrrrrrs”, you lno relevent retort having, lazy ass, copy & pasting, fading fast, no philosophizing, weakest link in the fkn chain ass muthafuuuuuukaaaaaaah. Umm….”The End”. :-))!

@ O Taite….Oh!…..are we back from “googling the book”!?? Sheeeeeeit, “I’m” “glad to see” the laaaaaaast of you “Neanderthals” dying the fk off! Just think…..had y’all built & worked yo own shyt?, you’d be rid of “Our dream/yo nightmare”/POTUS/the rest of “Us”, AND all the so called “illegals”, that scare the shyt outta y’all. (& as IF “YALL” were “not” THE 1st “illegal” muthafkahs here, like “yall boat” doesn’t count!!) GTFOH!/SMGDH!/Sigh! But instead?, y’all are responsible FOR your own demise, by bringing errybawdy over hurr, trying to “control” people & shyt, & now We out number & out procreate y’all asses, despite yall’s “great white hope”/that “lil blue pill” (winking @ errybawdy else!) thereby expediting the downward slope you/your people/yo massa’s find yallshellllllllves iiiiiiiiin. So yo!!, never miiiiiiind “me”, i hope YO ass can “read”……..”the writing ‘on the wall”. Btw….did you consult that “sack” yet? What?, “count” too fkn small” to conduct the test!? Well, no need. As I’ve already stated…..yo shyt isa faaaaaading faaaaaaast. “Stevie Wonder” can “see AND “read” dat shyt! (Might not even take 3 moe election cycles, kid, so ..”get ready for that downstroke”, son!! Hee Hee. And dur rum….now that you’ve googled the book?, buy & “crack dat shyt open”! Not that there’s ANYway of slowing OR reversing the process of the fast approaching “inevitable”?, but I just like?…..imagining yo scurd ass reading that shyt, under the fkn covers, wit a flashlight,, lika GD…..”fortune cookie”. :-))! PTIYM!! Baaaaaaaaybaaaaaaaaaay!

@ AL…..naaaaaaw don’t even continue this BS, with this transparent “agenda having” troll. Notice!!?, even AFTER remiiiiiiiinding this stupid WTF the subject/issue of the article is?, they STILL ….went & STAYED “left”, further exposing their ignorance, “copy & pasted “talking head points” & true agenda. Always good to remember…with a hater/racist/asshole etc…?, the “facts” have NOTHing to do with whyyyyyy they hate”, or their….”POV”. Better time would be spent watching…….paint dry, ants race, clouds move etc….(Umm….you get my drift!) :-)))! Bow & Wow!

Even though Chad Fluckup is who is. The Judge basically got at him due to the laughter in the courtroom, after he had patted his attorney’s behind. Frankly, he was not trying to entertain the audience. Never did it as a joke, or meant to disrespect the judge. The judge was a woman that viewed issue on another level. Over-reacted and gave him time in jail over an act that is common in sports and viewed as good job among guys etc. The court is one thing, the football field is another. I guess in certain or different environments you have to learn or know how to act accordingly. Makes you wonder would a male judge reacted in such manner?

In an attempt to educate you about Chad Johnsons poor life choices and why the brother needs to spend some quality time locked up thinking about his lack of decorum in court, it is now obvious to me that I am not speaking YOUR language:

@Taite as a man who grew up in the 70’s & came of age in the 80’s, I lived & died by “Man Law”, which prohibited me from participating or enjoying another Mans specifically another Brothers hardship or downfall or even associate with those who would. Tell me what is it like to enjoy another “Black Man’s” incarceration is it like when you score that touchdown under the lights or like when you put on a jacket & find $20 in the pocket. Even though I grew up in an integrated neighborhood, I wasn’t allowed to associate with people like you, even if my Fraternity allowed someone like you to pledge, during my era you wouldn’t have made it in, God knows you would have never made it into the Marines with me (Brotherhood & fidelity over all else even when he’s in the wrong), . So I ask you this question because I don’t actually know any people like you. From your posts its obvious you couldn’t care less about equal justice under the law & relish in a since of revenge with a person you don’t know over an incident were you wasn’t present, so please tell me?

I too as an African American MAN born in the 60’s raised in the 70’s and coming into my on in the late 80’s and finding a bit of success in the 90’s . My story is probably not all that different from yours. I was never afforded a 4 year college education, military service while honorable to me was having someone control my thought process and I am not a “Group-think” type person, as for frats more single mindedness;
not my thing.

I am an individual who can think and stand on his own: ARMY OF ONE!!

Please don’t misunderstand my point of view:

I take no pleasure in watching a Black celebrity make the rest of Us as Black men appear Buffoonish, Ignorant, or Abusive, It saddens me to my heart that a black man has caused HIMSELF to be ensnared by our racist legal system:

So saying , I will not apologize to you or anyone else for having an opinion that does not conform to your (narrow celebrity/sport-centric- its ok to do wrong if your black, rich or famous) world view,

HELL 2 Da NO!

Your single-mindedness and overuse of sports analogy leads me to believe any punishment for Chad: (a sports IDOL to you) would have had you calling foul play and playing the race card period.

I did not grow up in an integrated community, I grew up in a almost 100% black neighborhood, we had cohesiveness; if you were in the street acting a fool, an adult called you over and straightened you out, If you continued to clown a discreet call was placed to your house and you walked into a hornets nest when you arrived home!

When group-think reared its ugly head in the 80’s the byproduct was Gangs, & my daddy was not having it.

I applaud your belief in brotherhood, I commend you and thank and heap praise upon you for your military service:

Unfortunately I denounce you for defending a spoiled millionaire, wife head-butting Jackass who: Ass slapped in court and got a legal smack down for it (My opinion)

I’m curious when you state “I wasn’t allowed to associate with people like you”

Really?!

I’m just another non-famous Black Man trying to make his way in the world sick & tired of the medias glorification of bad examples of the Black Male role-model.

I don’t actually know any people like you:

You assume far too much!

Sure you do! Trust me brother you know a lot of Black Men just like me: I stand up for you when you are in the Right not in the Wrong, I speak to you in the streets, When you are in trouble, I offer assistance, I share with you in want, I come to your aid in battle and die by your side when faced with overwhelming odds , I AM YOU!

Brotherhood & fidelity over all else even when he’s in the wrong:

This seems to be the fundamental difference between you & I.

Unlike brother Taurusingr: you at least are articulate and can express a cogent thought on paper,( I sincerely appreciate your thoughts ): And while I strongly disagree with you, I have respect for you:

Having stated thus: I will never stand by quietly and allow the abuse of MY WOMEN: NEVER; You shouldn’t either; this sets the WRONG example for your son.

But, by all means go for it:

When you go see your son on lock down be sure to stop by and say hello to Chad!

@ O. Taite
Welcome to the club. You don’t want to disagree with this fool on any topic regarding another black man. ‘cept you don’t mind being called a “hater/racist/asshole/troll…”

This dude is obviously afflicted with some serious paranoid and delusional tendencies.
It was the same with Chris Brown. Anyone daring to call Chris out was labeled a racist.

But if you really want to get him started, just mention Obama, who most people figured out by now is full of it. Not this fool. This dude’s obsession of Obama goes way beyond the pale. Notice how the conversation occasionally segues into some off topic rant about Obama?

But it’s the same delusional lines he uses on every body he has a disagreement with regarding another black male, especially Obama. You can Google him.

“transparent “agenda having” troll, I knEW I smelled a fkn crackah …”

But you know the scary part about it? From all indications, he’s not actually tripping. He may actually be that delusional.

@ Reds….Hiiiiiiiiiii Reds!, Fuuuuuuuuk Youuuuuuuu Reds! You muthafkahs are ALREADY IN the same fkn club, you BS artist mole troll muthafkah. I was just waaaaaaiting to see yo “wait til you THANK the coast is clear/coward (should STF outta it) late ass to “show up”/ with yo irrelevant & wrong BS POV. And if the shyt AIN’T based ‘on prior run ins?, then WTF you got to say about “AL” the OTHER “real” mofo in this triad!?? See?….just STFU “colored gul” you ain’t “sayin shyt” aaaaaaanywaaaaaaay but the “same” tired, recycled BS, as allllllllllwaaaaaaaays. FOH! Ps……musta saw yo bytch friend “in trouble”. Just LIKE a weak muthafkah,. Cain’t deal with being in OR seeing a one of your own, losing a fair situation. Bytch puuuuuLEEEEZE! DNts!!! (In yuh mouth!) Wink!

@Taite I actually don’t like Chad never have & never will, I originally joined my Fraternity because of there image & popularity & stepping ability & many of my teammates were members in 1987 & , I became Chapter President & still a active member. Because what you on the outside don’t see is that Black Fraternities are life long secret service Society’s that commit 100’s of thousand dollars & Man hours to charity, something I’ve committed my life to with my Fraternities guidence. I became a Marine because I believe in serving this country I belong to & my character demands for me to be the best & I’m an athlete by nature not choice @ 43 I will be running my 5th marathon & donating another $5000 to charity & have mentoring young men from the South Side of Chicago since I was in Graduate school in 05, even though I grew up in the affluent burbs with a 2 parent 2 story home & have 3 college graduates to that accomplishment. Some who would have been that young African American doing 6 years for throwing a rock if I hadn’t intervened (which you have no problem with them doing right). I left law enforcement got a masters in computer engineering & started my own business & bought the truck I drove to pay for graduate school & now lease it to an African American ex-con I once hired & trained. 1 distinct difference between you & I is were I dedicated my life to uplifting & encouraging, you have no problem tearing down & that breaks my heart

@Taite Chad is no Millionaire did you miss the article were he filed for Bankruptcy. With professional athletes 50% of their salary goes to taxes 15% goes to their agents 7% must go to charity (I had to donate the same to charity in corporate America). My Mother who was also my Sunday School teacher taught me “I will be forgiven as I forgive”, that’s a conversation you will have with your God (Grant Hill & his Father Tony Hill are distant cousins)

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