A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and wearing a blue suede shoe?
A honky tonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and wearing a blue suede shoe and playing piano?
Talented!!!!

The three bears were splitting up and ended up in family court. The judge asks baby bear about living with his father. Baby bear says “No, I can’t live with papa bear, he beats me terribly… and mama bear does too!” Then baby bear says, “I want to stay with my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago.” “Why?” asks the judge. “The Chicago Bears don’t beat anybody”, says baby bear.