Tom Cruise Wants Ten Children

Sure he does. He think he’s on a roll with having sperminated one, but ten maybe pushing it just a bit. I’m not sure if he’s including his two adopted children in the tally, so that would only leave him with seven more to go. Will Katie be that brainwashed to pump out 7-9 more kids. I’m thinking probably not.

“I always wanted to be a father. I remember my whole life, I wanted to be a father. So I’m hoping maybe I have 10 children,” he said.

Asked how he felt about his new baby, Suri, who was born in April, Cruise said: “Very, very, very happy.”

“It was the best Father’s Day,” he said of last weekend – Father’s Day in America – which he spent with his family.

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I have inspected those pictures quite closely, and see nothing packing in the package department. It could be as simple as Tom not having a wiener, thus, not being able to have children, and consequently Suri not being real, and needing to adopt two in his previous marriage. Ive solved the Suri Cruise mystery!!!!

That is the WORST thing a man who is already the father of two kids can say: “This is the best fathers day!” What does that mean that fathers day with your adopted children wasn’t as meaningful as fathers day with your “biological” child. rough…

I think that that pregnancy was all fake. Where the hell is this damn kid??? Everyone else’s has been seen except for Suri. They better come up with the goods soon. I’m sorry but I think it was all a hoax because his movie was coming out.

Poor Conor and Isabella. None of the previous Father’s Days were nearly as good as this one, because now Dad has a REAL kid instead of two ADOPTED ones. He wants ten, by the way, but the equation doesn’t include them — just REAL KIDS.

What a repugnant mindset. In other words: kids, either run for Nicole or tell Angelina that you are kids from the evil land of Cruiseland, and you need to be adopted pronto.

As for the ten kids comments, I bet Tom is loading up the ol’ turkey baster right now.

Regarding the suit, he shouldn’ta worn that. It shows off that he is, uh, not endowed. I swear, as a woman, that I have more bulge than that.

I guess he wants ten kids to start his own cult jeeze.It sounds like Tommy boy is trying to out shine Angie in the how many kids’ can i have department i am the greatest parent,person in the world and get tons and tons of publicity from having them.

I guess he wants ten kids to start his own cult jeeze.It sounds like Tommy boy is trying to out shine Angie in the how many kids’ can i have department i am the greatest parent,person in the world and get tons and tons of publicity from having them.