Daily Dothttp://www.dailydot.com/Daily Dot Articleen-usThu, 24 Jan 2013 19:50:31 +0000The Hater: Bang With Friends!http://www.dailydot.com/via/the-hater-bang-with-friends/<p><img src='http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/d9/88/d9880c8d254c62dcb277c054a152fd3f.jpg'></p><p>
With what might be another indication that we&#39;ve forgotten how to communicate verbally, there&#39;s a new application for Facebook that tries to get you laid.</p>
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<a href="http://bangwithfriends.com/">Bang With Friends</a> boasts it will help you &quot;anonymously find friends who are down for the night,&quot; &ldquo;the night&rdquo; being a winky face type of activity and not &quot;oh, let&#39;s hate-watch <em>Scandal</em> together and talk about Kerry Washington&#39;s selection of pants suits.&quot;</p>
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Judging the site&#39;s landing page of a scantily clad girl, who was probably tired from studying all day, it&#39;s aimed for the brosky demographic who has difficulty texting or, even more tragically, doesn&#39;t have any game.</p>
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Users log in anonymously where you are then presented a Pinterest-like board of your friend&#39;s faces peering back at you. They are judging you for the life choice of signing up for this. If you want to &quot;bang&quot; your friend, click &quot;Down to Bang.&quot; (Take note of that <a href="http://www.bangwithfriends.com/fuck#_=_">descriptive URL</a>.) The button transforms into an &quot;Awaiting Bang&quot; signal, indicating that selected subject is waiting for your highly coveted coitus 360&deg; experience.</p>
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The chosen one is only alerted to your bangin&rsquo; availability when they sign-in to the app and also happen to click on your face. After that, you both receive an email&mdash;probably congratulating you of avoiding the &quot;friendzone.&quot;</p>
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In an email with the <em>Daily Dot</em>, the site&#39;s creator, who (obviously) wished to stay anonymous, said it has so far successfully matched up 100 couples for string-free bangs.</p>
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Bang with Friends man emailed us a very sweet story brimming with romance. He explained that one dude user thought he was &quot;friendzoned by his new French hottie of a friend.&quot; But then Bang With Friends worked its magic! &quot;She was down though and they have hooked up since,&quot; he wrote. &quot;It&#39;s funny but I&#39;m proud to say that we helped that happen!&quot;</p>
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We&#39;d call this bro-on-bro experience tear-jerking, but the site&#39;s users probably want to distance themselves from any kind of jerking. Isn&rsquo;t that why they&rsquo;re on Bang With Friends?</p>
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