I wish I had a time machine so I could tell 11-year-old me about the Carter/Knight pairing. 11-year-old me existed in a pre-NKOTBSB era, so this pop legend duo would've really blown her mind. She wouldn't know what to make of it. She definitely wouldn't believe me. If I know me, I think the interaction would go a little something like this:

2014 KRISTIE: Nice try, but I’m not going to do that. However, I will spill about one thing. It's something I can’t keep quiet about. You have to promise you won’t tell anyone what I’m about to tell you.

’99 K: I promise, I promise. Let me guess what it is!

’14 K: No, you’ll never guess it. I’ve gotta get back to the year 2014 sooner rather than la—