The How Edible Are You Test

I'm a Zombie, and as such I like flesh. Living Human flesh to be exact. But beleive it or not, such a commodity is not that easy to come by. It seems that most people just don't want to be eaten, and it's ever so hard to tell which people do. So I designed this test to help me out. Based on your answers you will get a score letting me, and other Zombies of the world just how edible you are. Obviously the higher your score the stronger your desire to be eaten. Deep down I think most of you humans really desire to have a big hunk of flesh ripped out of you by a pack of ravenous Zombies, but for some reason you are reluctant to submit your bodies. Well with this test us walking undead will be able to zero on on who wants to be eaten the most and attack you in your sleep. Enjoy!