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"I think they are all homosexual communists in Satan's army...I espect as well they all live together and bathe together every morning and have the anal sex with one another, with the fisting and the guinea pigs." - Manuel Estimulo

"Can someone please explain to me what the point is behind that roving gang of douchebags? I’m being serious here. It’s not funny, and doesn’t really make anything that qualifies as logical argument. Paint huffers? Drunken high school chess geeks?" - rickinstl

01 April 2006

the defeatists! are pleased to announce that starting April 1 we will be the newest members of Pajamas Media! We are so honored to be among the company of fellow Pajamahadeen
bloggers Instapungent, Little Green Foosballs, Protean Wisdom and Atlas
Juggs. We hope to get our claws on some sweet dough from the
Pajamas Media family...so please, check out the official defeatists! store for your defeatist thongs and Capitulate
NowTM t-shirts!

Left: a group photo of all six of us, can you believe it? Right: Our defeatist presidential candidate Holier Than Mao mackin' it up with the one and only Miss Pamela Oshry, a.k.a. Atlas Juggs.

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The Pajamas Media deal was signed last weekend at the secret Pajamahadeen lair located next to Dick Cheney's underground bunker. The initiation ritual involved performing several of our favorite songs and then doing the limbo with Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson of LGF. Suffice to say it was a bizarre experience. But we stipulated in our contract that we will never remove our Mexican wrestling masks (anonymity is key to being a true defeatist, especially if you look like a goat or an evil Greek-American politician).

Some say that the Pajamas Media empire is sloppy, disorganized and lacking in strategy. But these dirty naysayers never banked on the defeatists coming to the rescue! We will imbue a much-needed defeatist ethos in the pajamists. We also promise to increase its immense visual power and intrigue by 200%.

Please note that although most of our defeatist stuff is made in China or Sri Lanka or North Korea by slave labor using preteenage virgin paraplegics with learning disorders who will be sold into sex slavery if we don't start moving some of this crap, our pet T-shirts are made in the USA by displaced automotive and defense industry workers...USAUSAUSA