5 – Egg Fuckers

Keith and Spenser start by reminiscing about their salad days when they were young lads having a quality sit on coach’s lap. Then, the boys dig through a mysterious old chest that they found in Keith’s dad’s attic. Contained within the chest (beneath a sea of Fleshlights) is a bounty of dusty old tapes. When they select one labeled “1974,” they discover a recording of some very familiar voices and hear a tale that could completely rewrite the history of hip hop. Afterwards, Keith and Spenser unveil their newest segment, “Pranksgiving With All The Fixins,” in which they reveal the secrets of how to become a world class prankster.