1 Presidency in poor condition, high mileage, needs some work. Call the Democratic National Committee at 1-800 Eat Shit to schedule an appointment to view the presidency. A non refundable deposit of 100,000,000 dollars is required to view the presidency. Sale will be to the highest bidder in as-is condition. Unsealed bids will be accepted until November 1st, 2012. Bidders are required to bribe the Democratic National Committee, minimum bribe 100,000 dollars is required foir your bid to be considered. Bids are excepted only at the Washington D.C. Food Bank between Midnight and 4am. (bidder/bribers will receive 10 pounds of free government cheese) Envelopes must be addressed to His Royal Highness, the Grand Poobaa Exalted ruler of the world, Barack Obama. Knock on the door of the food bank four times, whisper “fast and Furious” and present the bribe and bid to “Eric”. Bidder/Bribers names will be sealed with Obama’s college records and birth certificate and OBL’s Body. Any Group of wackos is eligible to bid.