A technique used to lure someone out of Facebook hiding. A 'Friend' starts a random conversation (on your Facebook homepage) about why you aren't ever on Facebook anymore. The conversation usually ends up attracting attention from drive by squatters who drop off their own little gems of wit and humor.

Dude, I've been off Facebook and productive for months. I have a Face Squatter that is gaining traction, but there is no way I'm going to respond.