Inside the Actors Studio (Bravo, 6 am – 2 pm) | Among those being subject to the Proust Questionnaire are James Franco, Betty White, Charlie Sheen, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Aniston and the cast of Modern Family.

Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade (ABC, 9 – 11 am PT/Noon – 2 pm ET) | Hosts Nick Cannon, Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos take you inside the happiest place on Earth on the happiest day of the year, with performances from Jennifer Hudson, Justin Bieber and Christina Aguilera.

Ghost Hunters (Syfy, 9 am – 3 pm) | Grant and Jason go hunting for ghosts in this Season 7 marathon. Which is obviously very different from what they would have done in a Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6 marathon.

Malcolm in the Middle (IFC, noon – 8:30 pm) | Before he was cooking up meth on Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston was just trying to survive his crazy brood.

Man v. Food Nation (Travel Channel, noon – 4 pm) | Host Adam Richman travels to Nashville, the Florida Keys and beyond. Hopefully, at the end of his journey, we’ll get to find out if he can fit down a chimney. Or through a door. Or… (Also airs Sunday, 8 pm – Monday, 4 am.)

Snapped (Oxygen, 1 pm – Monday, 3 am) | What you will be if the family doesn’t leave on time.

Face Off (Syfy, 3 – 11 pm) | A group of prosthetic makeup artists compete for the $100,000 prize by trying to camouflage a certain reindeer’s neon-red nose. OK, we made up that last part.

The O.C. (SoapNet, 3 – 7 pm) | Celebrate “Chrismukkah-time in the O.C.” with all four of the teen soap’s holiday mash-up episodes. Our favorites: the Season 1 classic that started it all and the “It’s a Wonderful Life”-esque, Bizarro World of Season 4’s “Chrismukk-huh?”

Hardcore Pawn (truTV, 4 – 11 pm) | Spend some time at American Jewelry and Loan, a family-owned pawn shop. Trust us, the lines are shorter than the ones you’ll stand in at Macy’s when you try to exchange that juicer.

Brain Games (National Geographic, 5 pm – Monday, 3 am) | Hey, just because it’s the holidays and everyone is off work doesn’t mean you should let your gray matter waste away. Use that noodle!

General Hospital (SoapNet, 7 pm – Monday, 6 am) | Catch the beloved sudser on SoapNet while it and the network still exist.

Christmas by Leo McCarey (TCM, 8 – Monday, 6:30 am) | TCM unwraps six of the director’s films, including Duck Soup and Once Upon a Honeymoon.

Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (ABC, 8 – 8:30 pm) | Boris Karloff narrates this 1966 animated special that was so perfect in its execution that it needed no further adaptation. Not that that stopped Jim Carrey, whose 2000 movie version airs at 8:30 pm.

Doctor Who: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe (BBC America, 9 – 10:20 pm) | This year’s Christmas special journeys back to World War II as a struggling mother of two learns that a Time Lord never forgets his debts.