Do you know how much GMO corn goes into a Dorito? Dude, that corn doesn't pass through you. It WALKS THROUGH YOU! It glides, like a manic kid on a sled, while your intestines freak out over the sea shanties, trying to defend themselves with huge increases in bile and acid, eventually turning you into a quivering mass of Stage 4 carcinoma.

Anyway, go ahead and enjoy your ads from HELL. Your flaming pit awaits! (Yes, we know what you did. And we know that too.)

i liked 4 of them, the first one was total fail. the kid on dog gets cute points with everyone. the finger hole gets creepy hilarity points with juvenile mentalities. the time machine is funny-ish but more like a normal commercial with nothing "super" about its cleverness. the ostrich is edited funnily enough but too similar to other giant-animals-in-the-workplace commercial.

so kid cowboy and finger cleaner are my top two. but as the first one was the worst i wont be surprised when it get the spot, haha.

Are you kidding me? Necco Wafers are one of the worst possible things to find in your Halloween basketThat said, I will gladly trade you all of my Necco Wafers for all of your Smarties. American Smarties, that is.

thisisyourbrainonFark:The Flexecutioner: when they start packaging and selling containers of the doritos dust i will buy it. until then, nah. i dont eat many chips. too easy to over-eat for me so i have to abstain.

That is because you are weak.

yes, i try to eat healthier because i am weak to the unhealthier options. my next battle is with dessert. it is a real problem for me. doritos has suitable replacements for snack/binge food that are less evil. worthwhile psuedo-desserts are much harder to find.

Yes go ahead and watch our ads and definitely have a favorite from watching all the ads. Watch the ads and choose which one you like the most to watch and like the most. So watch them and form an opinion and then look forward to seeing the ad again later again.

The only reason I like stories like this is that they allow me the chance to complain about the sponsored stories / featured partners (which allow no comments and thus destroy the idea of Fark), and being nagged for using ADP while on Fark.

Pointy Tail of Satan:Do you know how much GMO corn goes into a Dorito? Dude, that corn doesn't pass through you. It WALKS THROUGH YOU! It glides, like a manic kid on a sled, while your intestines freak out over the sea shanties, trying to defend themselves with huge increases in bile and acid, eventually turning you into a quivering mass of Stage 4 carcinoma.

Anyway, go ahead and enjoy your ads from HELL. Your flaming pit awaits! (Yes, we know what you did. And we know that too.)

Oldiron_79:AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising? Who hasn't heard of Doritos?

THIS. Who hasnt eaten doritos before?

It isn't about drawing in new people. It's essentially about reminding people they still spend money. Coke has admitted as much. They keep paying for Super Bowl ads because they're expected to...if they stop, people might think something's wrong.

Fade2black:Oldiron_79: AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising? Who hasn't heard of Doritos?

THIS. Who hasnt eaten doritos before?

It isn't about drawing in new people. It's essentially about reminding people they still spend money. Coke has admitted as much. They keep paying for Super Bowl ads because they're expected to...if they stop, people might think something's wrong.

The Flexecutioner:thisisyourbrainonFark: The Flexecutioner: when they start packaging and selling containers of the doritos dust i will buy it. until then, nah. i dont eat many chips. too easy to over-eat for me so i have to abstain.

That is because you are weak.

yes, i try to eat healthier because i am weak to the unhealthier options. my next battle is with dessert. it is a real problem for me. doritos has suitable replacements for snack/binge food that are less evil. worthwhile psuedo-desserts are much harder to find.

Fruit FTW.

/Pineapple... the Chinese restaurants in the Northeast used to give it after every meal!//Mango, Mango, Mango///Baked Apples and cinnamon!