jso2897:Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:Two random guys in the New York Post.A missing Indian student.Teabaggers.Redneck gun nuts.Occupy Wall Streeters.Anarchists.Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.Mossad.Jihadists.Nihilists.Lunatics.Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.

"Sorry"? I was AGREEING with you.

Which i will do again:

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

muck4doo:Thanks for the answer. My son is going to graduate from Baylor next month, and is in the Army ROTC(was originally in Air Force ROTC, but funding got cut). They've had him studying Russian for four years.

Is he good with languages? Another 1 or 2 languages under his belt will really help him.

This whole thing reminds me of that episode of MacGyver where Mac returns to his alma mater to be a judge in a "barricade contest" where brilliant but maladjusted college kids attempt to build creative locks on their dorm rooms. But then Norm and Cliff have to leave the contest early in order to prevent the Hungry Heifer from being shut down. Meanwhile, Kramer has an idea to make oil tankers spillproof, but he screws up the paperwork which results in a hundred thousand tongue depressors being sent to the 4077th. Hawkeye builds a replica of the Washington Monument out of them and blows it up, but not before Don Draper get confronted by and rejects his real younger brother Adam, who ends up hanging himself in a seedy hotel room.

Orgasmatron138:FARK first became really unbearable to me around the 2008 election. Had to take a few months away, and then forgot my original password, so I had to make a new account (I go back to about 2003-ish, the Admiral Ackbar PS thread got me hooked; "It's a Map!" still rules).

This place used to be awesome. Now, with the immediate breakdown of all events into predictable political arguments, the overzealous deletion of posts, and, worst of all, the reduction of BOOBIES threads, I'm only coming here out of habit. I'm sure at some point I'll find something better.

I agree. I'm here more of habit than anything else. We used to hang out and talk about stuff here and enjoy the conversations...now, it's all about who can make the other look the worst, attack the hardest and scream the loudest. It's Junior High all over again and I don't have my hot math teacher/gym teacher's breast to look at through those bra-less, white shirts...

Fissile:The Third Man: Regarding the incident in Niagara Falls: I saw the Bomb Squad truck speeding up the 190 from Buffalo to the Falls. But now the local Buffalo TV stations are saying the incident is "routine", and the folks involved weren't even Russians.

In short, itchy-trigger-finger antics from Da Falls Police.

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That's funny, because the bombers aren't Russian either(despite how the press is trying to spin it), they're Chechens.........America's good Muslim Chechen friends. The people America paid to destabilize Russia and murder Russian school kids.

Chechnya is part of Russia, at least legally if not culturally. The territory of Chechnya is entirely within Russia. So, if somebody is Chechen they are also Russian, just like if somebody is Californian they are also American.

ha-ha-guy:orclover: Ok three different kids who knew the younger one have hinted that they smoked weed with the guy. Obviously we need to ban weed.

How did this farker have time to make bombs and plan an attack.

We need to send them all back to middle school if they keep dropping the "We msoked pot man, he can't be bad." They can move on once they can cogently explain what hashish is and potential consumers of said item.

he also liked hidden valley ranch dressing. so let's all ponder that fact for a moment

Fissile:According the Fox News fans, Tea-Tards and Israeli firsters, there is no such thing as a Slav. It's all a Nazi invention. There are evil Russians (who are not Slavic because that doesn't exist), and these bomber guys are Russians, beause, you know MURICA.

Not once has FNC said Russian, other than to say Chechnya is a territory of Russia. Continue lying.

GoldSpider:jso2897: I have no knowledge that he "says" anything - they haven't caught him, and may not catch him alive. I remind you - Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

If I go back and check the original bombing threads, will I find you postulating about the ideology of the perpetrator(s)?

I want to know what happened to that Brown University kid the Internet misidentified.

GoldSpider:jso2897: I have no knowledge that he "says" anything - they haven't caught him, and may not catch him alive. I remind you - Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

If I go back and check the original bombing threads, will I find you postulating about the ideology of the perpetrator(s)?

Tommy Moo:A little late finally getting to a computer. I was listening to Fox in my car around 8:45 and an explosion was heard. I figured then that this shiatbird probably blew his vest. Any reason to suspect he's still alive?

shiat bird now has shrapnel and more bullets than the ER staff can count in him. He's done.

Twitter and other Internet sources were running with the story of the MIT shooting/carjacking nearly a full hour before any of the cable news stations picked up on it. In fact, shiat was going down in Watertown before CNN even broke with the story that anyone had been shot at MIT.

Can you blame them after the last few days? I wouldn't be surprised if they started playing it safe, at least for a while.

/"This just in... Apple dropped on English scientist's head leads to interesting theory."

If that were reported as news today, there would be people that wouldn't believe it and think that Newton is being paid by Big Physics to promote the pro-Copernican agenda.

frymeupasteak:most of you fark libs should take a good look in the mirror right now, and then review all the stupid shiat you said this week. and then tell yourself this:

we have been and are in a war with islamic terrorists. this is just the tip of the iceberg. your denial, and our current administration's attempt to label law abiding american citizens as "domestic terrorists"to lump them in the same basket as monday's perps, was a contributing factor to monday's events.i still see some of you trying to twist this into some NRA and other lunatic rhetoric so you can evadethe obvious point: you and your leaders are partially responsible for taking your eye off the balland have put millions of innocent civilians at risk.

Rednecks should be very quiet this week. One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.

ha-ha-guy:Tommy Moo: A little late finally getting to a computer. I was listening to Fox in my car around 8:45 and an explosion was heard. I figured then that this shiatbird probably blew his vest. Any reason to suspect he's still alive?

shiat bird now has shrapnel and more bullets than the ER staff can count in him. He's done.

Really? I'm talking about the younger one. You've heard that he's down too? That would be the first I've heard it.

DamnYankees:Charlie Freak: DamnYankees: The amount of pure, unadulterated, ignorant speculation which MSNBC, CNN and others spew out on live TV under the guys of JAQing off is staggering.

Here, too, and I'm sure it's just as bad all over the intarwebs. At least there is more raw information (as wrong and unrelated as it often is) here.

I sincerely hope all the scanner-listening that gets posted during these events (Dorner, too), aren't going to have a negative effect on scanner listening.

We are different - we're not a news organization. It's complete non-comparable.

We're a news organization by nature of what's being disseminated. We're not an "official" news organization is what you meant to say. Nonetheless, many of us have been getting our news here more than anywhere else for over a decade now.

When there's a lot of breaking up-to-the minute stuff, I have to work my filters heavily.

I'm liistening to the Stephanie Miller Show online. One of the people that works for her just reported that flights are going into Logan and there are taxis going in and out of there. He said that he got the report from USA Today though.

As someone who is full blooded Slavic, Slavic people have referred to themselves as such for ages. Indeed for some Slavs, like Czechs it's been an intense matter of pride for oh a thousand years or so.

King Ivan: How do you do, good lady? I am Ivan, King of the Slavs. Whose castle is that?Woman: King of the who?King Ivan: King of the Slavs.Woman: Who are the Slavs?King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Slavs. And I am your king.