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Posted in May 2013 …

Proclaiming it to be “the next step towards Nashville’s Future”, Metro Mayor Karl Dean and an assemblage of prominent local business owners held a symbolic groundbreaking ceremony today to mark the beginning of construction for an as-yet unnamed convention center, to ultimately be built on top of the new Music City Center convention facility which … Continue reading →

Metro Davidson residents breathed a sigh of relief today upon hearing that the ABC Television Network has renewed Nashville for another season, ending rampant speculation that the nation’s 39th-largest Metropolitan city might be at risk of cancellation. “ABC is happy to announce that Nashville will continue well into next season” reported Jacob Wallemeyer, a spokesman … Continue reading →