Jay Cutler scrambled out of bounds for a first down against the Vikings then proceeded to flip the ball at the chest at cornerback A.J. Jefferson, earning Cutler a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. It’s the first shitty Cutler act in two weeks, only because he missed last week’s loss to the 49ers. To make up for lost time, expect him to rebuff a coach and make a dismissive wanking motion at a referee before the game is over.

Actually, I would contest that his Catty Thing of the Week happened later in the game, when he immediately jumped to play with some string (J’Marcus Webb’s shoelaces), and got distracted enough that he couldn’t get the play call in and had to burn a timeout: