I hearken to the olden days of falling down ventilation shafts, and shooting aliens in Hollywood, and kicking ass, and chewing bubblegum. This inalienable part of my childhood tugs at the strings of my emotions in such an intense manner that upon discovering this playful experiment of a game, I thought, "How inspiring would it be to relive these moments, yet with a new perspectice? How emotionally moving would it be to experience what Duke feels as he slides a new magazine into his iconic handgun?"

And so, I would be forever ingratiated to anyone who could remake Duke Nukem 3D with these gun mechanics, as it would be one of mankind's greatest achievements.

Heh...technically Duke Nuken 3d did actually have a pretty realistic pistol....while you were given an ammo pool you had to keep track of how many rounds were in a mag and you couldn't just endlessly keep topping off your mag you had to spend all the rounds first which added a layer of hardcore to it....though admittedly you practically stop using it past the first level but none the less a nice touch to that game.