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10 Short Jokes To Make You Smile

As part of my Satisfy Her Soul Manifesto, I vow to create a positive, inspiring and uplifting environment for my readers. Usually, this consists of empowering, educational content. Today, however, I just want to make you laugh. When it comes to jokes, my favourite ones are clean, short and extra corny, often called “Dad Jokes”. In my opinion, these are the best kind! Here are 10 Short Jokes to make you smile today!

10 Short Jokes

Where are average things made?

The Satisfactory.

What kind of exercise to lazy people do?

Diddly-Squats.

A woman tells her Doctor “Doc, help me, I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The Doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, get out! We don’t serve mushrooms here.

Mushroom: “Why not? I’m a fungi!”

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach. “That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “It’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

I was the best door-to-door security alarm salesman for many years.

The trick was to just leave the brochure on the kitchen table when there was nobody home.

Which of these 10 short jokes was your favourite? Do you have a funny joke you would like to share? I would LOVE to hear it in the comments below! I do believe laughter is the best medicine.