(3) The only legitimate use for these fucken pieces of tissue paper are to dry your goddamn hands in a hell spawn bathroom where “The Management” hasn’t provided any motherfucken paper towels.

(4) The manufacturers of these fucken wispy pieces of shitte purposely make them all thin and feeble so that if you try to dry your hands with a stack of them, they disintegrate and leave little specks of paper all over your hands.

They got started, I think, because people who had STD’s would claim the must have gotten them “from a toilet seat”. That solidified the idea that you COULD get them from a toilet seat, and an industry was born. You don’t see them all that much any more.

I have found a use for paper toilet seat covers: instead of putting them on the seat, lay them on the surface of the water inside the bowl. It eliminates the surface tension of the water so that when something drops into it (such as poop), the splash back is greatly reduced, which prevents toilet water from being splashed back onto one’s behind. Smarter Every Day did a pretty good video demonstrating this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U