Full-Fledged Force Mullet

Against the advice of our doctors, we're back with more prequels. This time it's "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones." With three different opening statements, our podcast is about as bureaucratic as the Imperial Senate. We also discuss R2's incompetence as a security system, ponder Anakin's puzzling pick-up lines (and haircut), sympathize with the boring job of the Jedi, and question the plight of the Fett family and the clone troopers. (Part 1 of 2.)

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