Remember a few years ago when Dustin Diamond, aka Samuel “Screech” Powers wrote a tell-all about drugs and threesomes and no one hanging out with him on the Saved by the Bell set? Well everyone involved declared it kind of bullshit and so they decided to rectify the dirty sanchified wrong and make their own Lifetime unauthorized behind-the-scenes movie and oh dear god I do believe I’ve just started crying do you have a tissue please?

Buzzfeed has the cast and I don’t know who anyone is and I don’t care but what I do know is that at 9 p.m. on September 1, I’ll see you all here for the liveblog and here’s how my emotions feel: