IN OTHER NEWS …

The Decline of DC Murals [Curbed DC] This makes me sad. In my mind, the essence of DC is murals, go-go music, half-smokes, and white dudes in salmon shorts who are like, “back off bro, my dad’s a lawyer.”

Ivanka’s Secret Service Detail Is Irritating Her Neighbors [Washington Post] There’s nothing more predictable than the neighbors complaining about incoming administration members’ Secret Service presence. And while I’m sure Ivanka’s parking situation is legitimately annoying – ten cars?! – I do think it’s amusing that so many of the on-the-record complaining neighbors are former Obama administration people.

This Is the Best-Designed Small Town In the U.S. [Architectural Digest] Whenever I look at picturesque small towns like this, the first thing I think is that if I even stopped for gas here, the cops would immediately throw me in jail for vagrancy.

You Could Own This Spice Girl’s $9M Mansion [Page Six] Apparently she’s so eager to sell, that she’s throwing in all the furniture. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t like to go over a Spice Girl’s furniture with a UV light.