My sister showed me the note my nephew wrote for a class assignment. I love it and I am sure you will to.

Dear Santa,

I would like to be your new elf because I’m only 9 and I’m just a kid so I’d probably be small enough for an elf. I also want to because I’ve always wanted to meet Santa, “the Big Cheese.” I would also want to be your messenger because I wouldn’t be good at making toys. But, I could if you taught me for a long time. If you did, I would want a lunch and a bathroom break every 10 minutes