Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

Sorry to break it to you, but having the ability to spell out "you" completely doesn't require sorcery.

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An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

The other day I was walking along the street when I suddenly turned into a diner.

What were you serving?

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The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?We choose our own gods.

Good Me. O_O I must have it. Turn back into a diner, I command you! D=<

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The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?We choose our own gods.

"I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships cravenimages for god, stones, trees "

I'm sorry for this folks, but tee hee

BTW, his letter does have a point, in that the word "GOD" appears in caps 4 times, dwarfing the mention of any other craven image. One can't argue with the numbers.

GOD DOES NOT EXISTGOD DOES NOT EXISTGOD DOES NOT EXISTGOD DOES NOT EXISTGOD DOES NOT EXISTGOD DOES NOT EXIST

6 times, and in a larger font! I win!

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An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.