Ernestine Shepherd Diet

You know, it's getting kinda boring to see all these old people out in society doing things besides crosswords and watching Wheel of Fortune from 7-7:30 and maybe hitting up Jeopardy. We want old people to be like the old people we remember back in the 80s. Stop it, already. We're sick of 80-year-olds climbing mountains. 85-year-olds coaching football teams. And especially 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd posing down with women 45 years younger than her. *God, this makes us sick. Look at those shoulders. Those gun boats. More photos of this insanity - JUMP!