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We are proud to offer a new service for the Haunt Industry, aimed at the hard core serious Haunter. For those that want to continue to scare after their Mortal life has left their bodies, we offer a solution. " Scare-U" is a feature allowing Haunters with financial means to be embalmed, and mounted as a Pneumatic Animatronic, scaring the public for years after your passing. You have many choices, just as you would in choosing a coffin for burial, ( what a waste ):

Great idea. But does the million dollars include followup visits to make repairs once my body starts falling apart? Not that it's in such great shape now, but I understand death tends to make things even worse.