Former Virginia Governor and failed GOP presidential candidate Jim Gilmore—also known as failed Democratic presidential candidate Jim Webb, a similarly tragic and square-faced man for whom I nearly always confuse him—assumed, incorrectly, that he would be selected as a delegate to the Republican National Convention.…

Former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who received 0.0% of the vote in New Hampshire and was the only GOP candidate left out of Saturday’s Republican debate lineup, has finally suspended his devastatingly unsuccessful campaign. He is reportedly blaming the “national media.” Jim, we hardly knew ye.

We were super excited to try our hand at critiquing the presidential candidates in last night's Republican debate in New Hampshire after giving their Dem counterparts the once-over on Monday. After all, these pols are all white Christian dudes! And as such, they just love telling us exactly what we should not be doing…