The recent growth in MMS scandals can be explained sarcastically:
this nation is run by an MMS, Man Mohan Singh; however people may
have their own doubts on how much authority he holds. Apart from
pornographic MMS, this nation has seen a series of political MMS
scandals; scams that happened under the regime of MMS. Last two
days that is 20 and 21 of September 2012 have been dedicated to the
cause of covering up these scams.

हिंदी में पढ़ें : भारतीय मीडिया एक निरंकुश हाथी...
20th was an All India strike or Bharat Bandh as Indians like to
call, called mainly by the BJP and supported by NDA and other
parties. A neutral view will call the strike a success but if the
audience look at the media coverage, he or she will get a proper
glimpse of media’s propagandist nature; will be bound to think that
the media reports are written in Akbar Road or 10 Janpath and
telecasted from studios located at Noida or the shadow editors of
the channels are representatives of the media cell of Indian
National Congress.

The pro-INC channels started reaching the railway stations,
hospitals and everywhere they could collect or create stories about
the public grief and telecasted them with enhanced sympathy
accompanied by crocodile tears. Media knows the pulse of the
public. The same public who enjoys holiday at home during
strike-day, curses it when he is moving to Khandala for a
honeymoon. Public grief remains same in any strike be it called by
the BJP or the INC whose strikes get a positive coverage from these
media units.

The pro-INC media coverage was mainly based on two principles:

01. call it ineffective but don’t forget to curse BJP for public
harassment.
02. distance BJP from the success of the strike.

Two illustrations from two famous Hindi news channels will make my
points clear.

“50,000 crores loss was suffered due to the strike…The open game of
politics…Bandh by politicians, what did the public get?…12,500
crore loss.” – Zee News.

First of all, questionable is their account of loss, how before the
day ended they got the figures that differed with number of
telecasts? Which one of the two figues 12.5 and 50 is true by the
way? Or are they equally false? And if the strike is really
ineffective then how did the figures deserve a mention? They should
take up courses on deception management. By the way, are these
figures the cover-ups for the huge scams varying from CWG to 2G to
Coalgate to the 400 Lakh-Crore Indian money safely kept in Swiss
banks? Are they trying to cover a man sleeping under February sky
just by a hanky? Pansy media’s fancy dreams!

Everyone knows that only the BJP is capable of carrying out a
strike nationwide. Else why even the media is reporting BJP men
being arrested to control the strike? I don’t really get why Aaj
Tak doesn’t understand that public to can have an analytical mind!
Or is Aaj Tak avenging Bollywood which doesn’t take it seriously
and made it a joke in many of its films? Remember the idiot, silly,
stupid channel in “Welcome”? is that why AajTak is showing literary
flourish by mimicking “ye tera ghar ye mera ghar” as “ye tera
bandh, ye mera bandh?”

Even the non-participation of Shiv Sena and MNS was explained as
lack of coordination. You morons, it’s the time of Ganesh
Chaturthi, main festival in Maharashtra just like Durgapuja is in
Bengal, Nanak Jayanti/Navaratra is in Punjab, Pongal in is
Tamilnadu and Chhat in Bihar. They didn’t want to mess the
religious festival, that’s it.

Similarly the Bengali news channel ABP Ananda called it “Karmanasha
Bandh” or a defunctive strike. Trust this channel was the one which
defended the rights to call strikes against TMC.

After luminous failure of the foot soldiers, the commander himself
comes to fight the propaganda war. I always appreciate how MMS
looks in different poses! Sitting he looks like a statue, standing
he looks like a puppet and walking he looks like a robot. What I
didn’t know is how he looks like while talking! Yesterday I got my
answer. I listened to his propaganda on the National TV and
realized this man may not be fit for the Prime Minister but most
suitable for Propaganda Minister. As a devoted congress worker he
is ready to climb any deception point. Here go the main points of
his speech which he made with a high level of breathing as a result
of repeated rehearsal and a fear how much the “Almighty” would like
it and uttered each word like a robot without any varying emotion
and tone:

On the issue of price he said, “80% petrol is imported…The petrol
price would increase by Rs. 17 but we raised it by 5…Subsidy had to
be cut down…If we didn’t raise price, things would get costlier… if
we didn’t raise price the loss would be more than 200,000
crores.”

We know if possible you would import 100% rather than exploring the
domestic resources of oil and or rather than researching the
alternates for pollution-friendly petrol. You have an invisible
commitment towards Arab economy due to obvious reasons. MMS has
misguided the public by giving false stats. According to a report
published by Department of Petroliam 3 days ago, the loss would
become 187,727 crore and not “far more than 2L crore”. In a nation
whose citizens believe in stats, he is saying this; trust this guy
to be an eminent economist.

Why was subsidy minimized or withdrawn? We never heard
decrement or even thinking of it on illegitimate and illegal
Islamic subsidies like Haj subsidy and useless funds to Madrasas
and other crap stuffs? Trust this nation has a “secular
administration”. Why don’t you minimize and demise them?

I always have seen jokes made on sardars like MMS, but never heard
a sardar like MMS making jokes. The only sarcastic flourish he made
is “if we didn’t raise price, things would get costlier.” Compare
that with, “If I would have not study economics, I would become
economist,” “if I would not have Indian citizenship, I would be
called as Indian.” Nice PM we have got here.

This man also explained the benefits of FDI: “Money doesn’t grow on
trees… FDI would benefit the farmers… 50% of the profit will be
invested on building cold storages.”

How would that benefit the farmers? In the same way another
congressy minister Veniprasad Verma discovered that price-hke is
beneficial for farmers? To make cold stores, we have no need of
FDI. Lacking funds? Why there is no lack of fund while building
slaughter houses illegally in every street? Only to please Muslims
who have no interest in anything except Islam? That’s why Muslim
voice is silent on present secular issues. Without FDI we can solve
al problems, all we need is a non-appeasing courageous mind.

Read also : News Coverage on 'Bharat Bandh' Exposes Media
Hypocrisy
If money does’t grow on tree, think it before saving in Swiss banks
and sucking public blood and appeasing Muslims and sending them to
tour Arab even when people are hungry. Manmohan Singh rightly said,
“I have faith on understanding level of citizens.” But do the
public have on yours?