BEWARE, FERGIE : VALENTINE SPOILER ALERT!

Ahh, but not you, Hollywood hunk JOSH DUHAMEL – and your gorgeous superstar wife FERGIE will forgive me even if she reads this and your Valentine’s surprise is blown… because your gift’s gonna make her GIDDY!

One of my Toronto spies spotted you browsing through Tiffany’s and overheard you whistling “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” as you asked the salesbabe to model your stunning choice – an open-heart diamond and platinum necklace by ELSA PERETTI!

“Wow, that looks great,” you said.

“I wonder if my wife would like this?”

Gasped the gal: “Who wouldn’t love this?!”

Checking the hefty $25,000 tag, you had a smile on your face as you declared: “Well, then… wrap it up.”