After 48 hours of Prince Charmings and white weddings the transition could have been jarring except for a startling discovery I made this weekend. Turns out that you can identify your status on StumbleUpon as being in either an Open Relationship or Open Marriage. I was a little surprised by the options, as I've never met anyone who defined their relationships that way. (Apologies to Jenny & Dan who I've only "met" virtually.) They're not alone -- you can declare yourself in an open relationship on Facebook too. Well, I guess if Dolly Parton is doing it then the rest of the world can't be too far behind.

1. Lady Gaga

Seriously, best part of the night. Lady Gaga singing The Sound of Music was everything. Plus, JULIE ANDREWS. Everyone else can go home.

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2. Patricia Arquette

Standing up for women everywhere. #equalrights #equalpay

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3. Meryl Streep

The only thing better than Patricia Arquette's amazing feminist speech was Meryl cheering her on.

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4. Neil Patrick Harris' jokes

The crowd didn't quite get them, but there were some pretty strong laughs on our end.

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5. The guy who thanked his dog

No, really, one of the Birdman writers thanked his dog Larry and it was by far the best shoutout of the night.

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6. "Glory"

There are no words for the emotions in the room while John Legend and Common sang "Glory." Hands down one of the most moving performances at the Oscars. David Oyelowo and Chris Pine crying were proof of that.

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7. Graham Moore

After winning Best Adapted Screenplay Graham Moore thanked Oprah, obviously and then gave an amazing speech telling teens to "stay weird."

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8. This photo bomb

9. J.K. Simmons

"Call your mom, call your dad. If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call 'em. Don't text. Don't email. Call them on the phone. Tell 'em you love 'em, and thank them, and listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you. Thank you. Thank you, Mom and Dad." Best advice ever.

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10. Eddie Redmayne

For being so effing adorable when he won.

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11. John Travolta and Idina Menzel

They've made up in the cutest possible way and the best part is he told her to read the winner's names.