Tamara Ecclestone is the daughter of billionaire Formula One owner Bernie Ecclestone, and there she is in a bikini yesterday in Miami. Wikipedia says she studied but did not complete courses at the London School of Economics and University College London, probably because she realized her dad is worth three billion dollars and spoils her like crazy (she just listed one of her London homes for $32 million; she purchased another for $73 million in 2010 and did a $20 million renovation), so what the fuck is she doing going to class every day. I may sound like I'm jealous but I'm actually not. My girlfriend may not be as rich as her, but my girlfriend also doesn't have ridiculous-looking fake tits that look like the handiwork of a back-alley surgeon in Tijuana. "Hold on, let me just finish my cerveza before we get started on the procedure."