This joke by 'Sensible Jumpers' should have won the Joke Round... Alas, not everyone loves shit wordplay-based funnies!

Next week there is a big event at the SECC, so there is no quiz.The quiz will be back the week after - returning Thurs 4th April.

And in case you're wondering what this 'big event' could be and you're thinking President of Scotland Alex Salmond is in town, or the Commonwealth Games have come early, you would be wrong. The darts are on.

Back Thursday 4th April - assuming the snooker doesn't come to town that week.

A few pictures and observations about this week's quiz, in no particular order...Unheard of! 'Sharon Brown's eyebrows' finished 2nd to 'The Quizzly Monsters', even though they got every question correct in the Brass Monkey Quiz! Damn you Bonus Round

Take one egg. Add an owl, and a touch of elephant. Garnish with a feminist joke involving the phrase 'suck my cock'. Put in the oven for 20 minutes at gas mark 7. Lay to rest for 5 minutes and then enjoy the Fun Round entry

As Wayne Rooney says, "The old ones are the best". Quite appropriately, this winning joke was handed in by the oldest 'team'. They didn't even take part in the quiz!

This week's winner's team got some classic Finnieston graffiti action going on. That's what you get with a hybrid/split-personality quizteam...

Funnest Team of the night. They didn't take part in the actual quiz, but did make us loI. I think they were on a 1st date... £200 next week.

Decent joke. Cracking picture of a snail! I might even 'shell' out a few quid to get this framed...

Did I say "£200" next week, yes I did! A whopper £200 rollover next week.It will be a classic.

Gin and Stu from 'The Honeymonsters' chilling out with their winners prize, after the former beasted the dance-off, and the latter told the dance-off to "Fuck off!" One canny Facebook observer noted they are wearing the SAME CLOTHES. Awkward!

As there was a tie fot first place it was decided that there was only one way to settle this affair... DANCE-OFF!

Gin from The Honeymonsters was pitted against Ciaran from TDay1 loves a diamond #Susan to the dulcet tones of Duran Duran. After more moves than in a game of chess between Deep Blue and Garry Kasparov, Gin came out on top, winning the booze.

After initially failing to beat the cairds it came full circle and they got their chance against The Beast.

They failed. so £175 Jackpot next week.

Here's a couple of the more unusual Fun Round entries. Both of them are maybe better described as disturbing, rather than fun.

'The Wee Man's a bad dog' won the Fun Round with...

Q. What's got two legs and murders women?A. The Pistorius Brothers.

They also drew a picture of Oscar Pistorius' leg fucking a horse, while the blood-thirsty Paralympian fled the scene on his stumps...

So another week of weird and wonderful next week, and another bumper rollover jackpot as it's a £175 situation next time when we retrun to the Brass Monkey.