The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.4 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,756 trillion rockss a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 451,366 rockss, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,811,784 per year while the poor average 75,352, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the Crack Central Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, criminals are thrown to the worms to repay their debt to society, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.