I was once a happy child with no care in the world. Now I am a balding, fat, agnostic, bitter, negative, hateful, evil, cowardly, msg dependent, absent minded and ugly social 'mis'fit. Guess life is a little misfit for me.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Again it was the time when I am so darn lack of working time due to Tiny's resignation which/ caused my work stress which caused by work unhappiness which caused by Girlboy!

There was 1 project which have a darn annoying client and architect where they keep rushing your design and then changed it after you completed it.

They keep changing even the meeting timing and WILL blame you if you have earlier appointment and can't attend to it.

So, on there was a scheduled meeting on Friday 2:30pm which I have not done ANYTHING for this project yet. Going there would only result me being the delay scapegoat. And this meeting to me is a waste of time.

I intend to start depart from my office only on 2:30pm. Prompting a reply,

Monday, October 31, 2011

It has came into my attention, or rather lack of it for this blog update. There are a couple of reason behind it, depress, busy, lazy, etc.... but hey, I'm back with this update.

I was in charge lately of a project that involves Japanese client. It was a joint venture project where the technical aspect will be handled by the Japanese. The thing with Japanese is, they are very hand-on. They will check quite throughout as like it is not ethically but lawfully. Heck, I was surrounded and "interrogated" by not one, but THREE senior managers and chief engineers. Luckily I survived, not bad for someone nearly flunked his degree. This future project MD, was already based here and on the ground even before any office was set up. He practically was overseeing even the hard labor work. I'm telling you, you won't see this happens for Malaysian MD, ever.

It was again during the meeting for the Japanese project that I chaired. The contractor wanted to proposed a "better" option and product in hoping of speeding up the job. The sales team, hoping to hit this sales, proudly showcase their product, presentations video etc. After the presentation, the MD politely went over to the presentation board, and ask

"What is the value for this constant of your product?"

I was practically holding my laughter looking at the shocked face of those sales person. The material parameters he asked was beyond even my understanding.

After the sales team carefully sidestep this questions, another question was asked by a very senior and equally nice engineer on the practicality of that product. He explained to me earlier that Japan have in fact used it 10 years ago. HAHAHAHA!

Again, a salesgirl explained that 10 years was a long time, and the product in fact have been improved and overcame that certain limitation. And to that, the engineer smiled and replied

"I don't believe."

OMG ROFL! The looked on the sales team says it all. This practically makes up for all the boring and stressful meeting earlier. These guys are AWESOME!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Saturday, August 13, 2011

My unapologetic colleague accidently stepped on my sunglasses when she step into my car during lunch hour carpool. It felled on the car floor and she just stepped on it. I am not asking you to pay for it but AT LEAST shows a bit sorry over it LA!

I bought this when I got my first paycheck. Sort of remind me of lives... You can't go on living forever. Well, it does serves it's purpose well. RIP

This comes of a surprised to me, how did Daisy knew about my friend Moon? Though both are close friend, they are from different stage of my life. It was a surprise to me as something big like this for Moon, at least I should know from her. And coincidentally Moon was there last year with her family. They planned to open a restaurant there the whole time and I don't know?
That sort of hurts.

Me: Wah.. how do you know her?
Daisy: Did u open the photo i sent to u?
Me: Email to me
Daisy: Okok
Daisy: Sent liao
Me: Ok
(Expecting to see Moon cutting a ribbon or some kind)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

As I was preparing sandwich for dinner, I ponder upon a text conversation with an friend few days ago that ends well.... not well.

Friends huh? Friends are an important part of lifes. Of course, friends comes and go.
Life sometimes reach a stage where you wonder the importance of friends, their value in your heart etc. Perhaps some people always care less of you regardless of what you wonder.
Then you reach another stage where you care less of friends or people.
Another stage where you're friends are gone, mostly cause you out-lives them. Haha.

So all this thinking makes me going to mess up my salami and tuna. You of course wants your food to be nice, therefore concentrate on my awesome sandwich.

But not for long, should I take initiative? And what? Ends up hurt or looking like a total jerk thrash to be tossed aside later again when no needed?

And then I come to an important realizations. Sort of achieve enlightenment.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

It is good feelings when you tell people because of your bluntness and finally proving the you are awesome and correct. Not unlike Tucker.

It all started today Daisy, old old friend and ardent follower of religious teaching, obviously having a bad day, posted "Boikot -ve" in her msn status.
Well, the thing with religious people is, they are very stubborn, but easily proven wrong. But their fanatic and craziness makes them immune to the obvious fact when they're wrong.

me: BOIKOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTDaisy: i boikot negative people
me: i'm negative, so boikot each other?Daisy: OK, as per ur requestDaisy: i hate negative pplDaisy: hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me: hate is a negative wordDaisy: so hate is together with negative ppl loDaisy: do u understand or notDaisy: hateeeeeeeeeee
me: against good teaching
me: u hate... is negative
me: bad
me: so u negative
me: please hate yourself too
me: AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHADaisy: i dun agreed Daisy: and i dun want to argue to uDaisy: is up to u( Daisy Offline )
me: HAHAHAHA

Then it so happen Eve, another old friend of both me and Daisy drop the line in just after Daisy left.
Eve works in the ultimate border limit legal field of work know as Multi-Level-Marketing (MLM) aka Homebreaker leaching heartless cheating field.
So I happen to tell her about Daisy's Positive/Negative thoughts earlier and it ends up with this.

So just after Eve, I moved on to Jewel, the temperamental princess. Newer old pals, but crazily into the superficial metropolitan lifestyle now <--- Really can't understand what these are about.

me: ahhahaha... now flaming my friend
me: oh wai~ the correct word is enlightment... show to correct path... hahahahahaJewel: Cheh
me: she work at mlm company... i called her parasiteJewel: Nothing wrong with mlm
me: lol
me: u alsoJewel: As long as get money
me: see
me: another damnation detectedJewel: It is
me: must correct the pathJewel: I dun care how u get rich
me: ahahahahhahahahaJewel: As long as with legal way
me: so i need to find some young girl and start pimping them. It is just as free will.
me: same theory
( no more reply... )

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Was send to a dreaded outstation place for a meeting today... The thing is, my monthly salary is not out yet.... So I gather what I have in wherever I can... piggy banks.... hidden stash.. etc.... and final figure... $80+. Sigh, and I though of buying a longtime friend lunch.

Before go, GirlBoy kindly loan me $50 which I gleefully accept. My drive up there is unevenful... except I finally break my driving speed record of 200km/h HOOOYAAAHHHH.... DEM HIGHHHH!!! Ahem... hope I won't receive any summons for it. Well, driving fast burned your fuel faster. At the petrol station, I found that my credit card is spoilt.... have to use cash T_T

When you are down on luck... they really kicked you more. The meeting lasted sooner than expected... totally needless of me to attend $#^*&@!^%#*&^%@$#!#%

But the funny thing is.. as the meeting ended earlier, I called an ex-housemate cum good buddy and he just happens to be nearby... and we have a great time catching up.

After that.... meet another longtime friend for a tea.... hmmmmm......

ends up not a bad day..... but still no money solutions... dem stupid credit card

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Monday, March 14, 2011

It was time that I was stricken with illness again and my boss choses this time to go on a holiday. Well, its actually boss holiday.. then me sick.... but you get my point...

So I have to attend a key meeting on his behalf since he was away. It's actually a meeting full of bloodsucking imp. They do nothing, but demand everything type. Here I am in my element, even with my barely audible voice, I managed the fend them off... shoot them down. WOW... I AM ON A ROLL BABY!!!!

After a break, I proceed to have smaller group discussion where I managed to solved some issues. YES... STILL ROLLING... MY MOJO'S AWESOME.....

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Friday, January 28, 2011

Well, the new year isn't a good time for being emo-ing
But sadly, with the workload and my sad personal state. I am... partially laaaa....

Back to our topic, lets just introduce to some of my office colleagues.

Tiny
Well, to start with, I have now a junior that report under me, lets call her Tiny. Tiny while OK in her work that I "delegate" to her, she seems to be in a tie up type in personal life. Never been oversea, hardly out traveling, very bossy boyfriend, kampung type girl where any aunt / neighbor / next door cat have problem also involve her type.

Tiny seems quite frequently on the phone on personal matters and easily falls sick. She does cry easily type, I think. Well, how do you explained when she does a mistake, and before I get a chance to even lecture her, she runs of crying? I RAGEEEEE before I can even get a change to RAGE.

Me and other more old colleagues did suggest her to get some suppliment. Not viaga for female, but multivitamins or cod liver oil. While we were talking about cod liver oil, my ex-assistant (lets call her cuddybear now for the easy reference) said:

Cuddybear (Ex-Assistant)
Now assist Girlboy, and part of the reason why girlboy PMS so much lately.
Before the past Hari Raya, I did mentioned the need for medical insurance, she assured me that she planned to buy one, after the raya expenses. And what do you know, just after raya she goes on and purchase an expensive phone.
And then she got dengue. Spend a week on ICU, 2 months on mc. And then I offered to buy her durians while she was still in hospital recovering.
Now that she's back working, she's even more blur. But I do have more fun with her around, for example:
"Cuddy, how many inches in 1 feet"
Cuddy, "Errr... 3"
See, soo fun.

Girlboy
Well, this is part of the headache I have in the office right now.
Girlboy, as you can refer to work related post earlier... while he is OK personally, at work he is dem annoying. He can play only 1 song repeatedly the WHOLE DAY and out of random burst out singing the chorus with it.
Last time while he was a junior, I always did make fun of him. But since now he have his own assistant, I try to avoid making him "lose face". In fact, I rather avoid him at work all together... tehehehe.
I do think lately he have a lot of issues communicating with other colleagues, causing me the out who pick up the pieces/shit/leftovers/scolding/ etc all the non-healthy-for-brain-stuff.

While I can donate entire long post ranting about this, thinking it alone gave me headache.

Me aka evil aka jahat aka bad
Me? Apart being the one who have to pick up everyshit.
I am an asshole as usual.