Monday, January 16, 2012

S.E. Cupp's Newt Gingrich, Natural Woman

I don’t like to peddle in sexist stereotypes, but the poor girl is an emotional wreck, and needs an intervention. As part of the womanfolk clan myself, it’s therefore my duty to give Ms. Gingrich a serious reality check, and save her from herself. Because…I care.

It all started when that no-good prom king Mitt Romney did Newt terribly wrong. Everybody knows you don’t double-cross the most popular girl in school, and Newt was just that, for a little while at least. Mitt should have known who he was up against. Newt didn’t get to where she was by being nice. She knows how to fight dirty — she’s had years of practice.

So when Mitt unexpectedly stole Newt’s thunder, everyone in school could see the writing on the wall. Ms. Gingrich was going to lose it. And lose it she did...

Just in case you were wondering what "Anonymous" above was hawking, here are a couple of reviews from Amazon:

Thinking this was a great way to read more about national security and government's role, I took this book on vacation.

It is, without a doubt, the worst book I have ever read. Instead of a helpful/truthful/entertaining report of what it appears, it is a graphic, disgusting, nonsensical product of someone's most degraded viewpoint. I found not a single way to give this book a positive review. If even the storyline made sense, or an underlying truth were present,,,,, maybe I could have said something positive. But NO, it is perverse and this country needs NO suggestion of such writing in the guise of history or non-fiction...........

I would advise Amazon to take it OFF their list of books for sale without delay

L.F., Fayetteville AR

and

With the filthiest language and settings imaginable, the book takes historical events and turns them into porn, plain and horribly simple. If you doubt, read for yourself. The purpose of the book is porn and certainly not history or fact.