How is the airline industry's plan to save itself by showering passengers in booze coming along? Swimmingly (in booze)! Let's check in on the latest ways you can drunk at inappropriate times in airports across America.

Plus American Airlines has an in-flight happy hour, and United has a signature cocktail. You literally never have to be sober, from the moment you set foot in the airport to the moment the air marshals are dragging you off the plane and into the waiting straitjacket.