.....5 MINUTES OF NO REPLY.. [IN THE TEXTING WORLD THAT'S FOREVERMORE]

ME: DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A F**KING FLOW A**HOLE...[A LITTLE BRASH?]

MUPPET: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT PLEASE.

ME: DON'T TALK TO ME AT ALL.

AND THE ACADEMY AWARD FOR OVERLY DRAMATIC GOES TO!!

BUT I HAD GOOD CAUSE MAN!

LAST TIME I SAW MUPPET WAS THURSDAY RIGHT?

HE HASN'T SPOKEN TO ME, HIT ME UP, OR ANYTHING UNTIL SATURDAY WEN I INITIATED IT.

TOADY'S TUESDAY AND HE STILL DIDN'T HIT ME UP OR ANYTHING... SMH

SOOOO

LIKE THE LAME P**SY I AM... I HIT HIM WITH A TEXT.UGHHH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE.LIKE THERE WERE SO MANY SIGNS.IT WOULDN'T SEND FOR MAD LONG... AND I KEPT TYPING IT WRONG.THE GODS WERE TRYING TO SAVE ME THE EMBARRASSMENT BUT NOOOOI JUST HAD TO DO IT.AND WHAT MAKES IT WORSE. 10 MINUTES LATER NO REPLY.. THEN I SENT ANOTHER TEXT.

"WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH?" *SIDE EYE*..

I KNOW I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY DICK FACE BUT URGGHKLE.. I CAN'T HELP IT :[

HONEST TO GOD THAT WAS THE ONLY SEMI-....RELATIONSHIP??? I HAD EVER.EVER!!! AND IT LASTED A GOOD WEEK.

OMG.

I AM A TOTAL AND COMPLETE LAME ASS BIT*H.SMH I TOLD MY SIS AND SHE AGREES.

*POUTS*

AND THE WORST PART IS.HE NOT EVEN THAT SERIOUS!!!I COULD UNDERSTAND IF HE LOOKED LIKE...CHRIS PINE >:]

LIKE FOR ME TO EVEN BE FEIGNING OR REALLY SWEATING OVERHE SOME REGULAR NIGGA..IF NOT KIND WEIRD LOOKING.

BUT HE GOT GAME..AND APPARENTLY MUCH FLOW.[HE MADE THAT APPARENT WHEN HE WAS TALKINGON THE PHONE TO THEM WHILE I WAS DEPARTING.]

...ITS TOMORROW.. AND HE STILL DIDNT HIT ME BACK. I HAVE A FEELING IM GOING TO SEE HIM TOMORROW... AND IMMA BE A REAL SNOOTY BISH ABOUT IT.

2 comments:

lol @ u calling him funny looking. yeah i think you kinda overreacted but i do hate that text silence though. that shit is a no-go in my book. after 5 min. I just hit em with a 'goodnight' lol even though i probably will regret it later when i have nobody to text before i go to sleep.