Cable TV

Following his outspoken comments, Liberal Democrat Whipping Boy Vince Cable is to be offered his own Television Channel.

Vince's Voice will include features about Politics, the Liberal Democrats, and Ball Room Dancing, as well as his favourite books being read live by Martin Jarvis and Morgan Freeman.

The channel will go out between 19.00 and 21.00 everyday, but viewers will have to subscribe to the channel, for £15 a month, with all profits going to fund the coalition's attempts at gaining acceptance by the British public.

Vince Cable said: 'Ever since I made some comments which David Cameron and Nick Clegg heard, I have had a lot more time on my hands, so running my own television channel will help to fill some of the time during my day. I am really looking forward to it. I can't wait to really reveal myself to the public for what I really am'

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