Five of these quotes are from crazy Hollywood racist Mel Gibson. The other five are from loony Hollywood maniac Charlie Sheen. Try to identify who said what. Answers are below. No peeking!

A- “I am one tough motherfucker and you can’t bother me anymore. You ask anybody what their number one fear is and it’s public humiliation. Multiply that on a global scale and that’s what I’ve been through. It changes you and makes you one tough motherfucker. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

B- “I’ll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off.”

C- “I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”

D- “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

E- “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”

F- “I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick… I want to kill his dog.”

G- “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

H- “I own Malibu… I am going to fuck you.”

I- “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”

J- “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”