Principal: what u want to become in future? Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a good software company n work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research n become actor. Principal: Hey, Wat’s ur name? Student: Sahir Lodhi.

Newton’s 1st Law of Kamina pan stats that, ‘Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hits his head coming from a lovely girl. This force is called be-ezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant;-)

Teacher : Can you see God? Class : No Teacher : Can you touch God? Class : No Teacher : Then there isn’t a God! . . . Student : Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher : No Student : Can you touch your brain? Teacher : No Student : Oh okay, so you […]

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? A. At the Bottom of the Page. Q. River Ganga flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce? A. Marriage. Q. Whats the […]

Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A. In His last battle. _ Q. Where ws the declaration of independence signed? A. At the bottom of the page.!! _ Q.In which state Ravi flow? A. Liquid state _ Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?? A. Marriage…!!!

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move unless it’s stopped’ Then He gave a FORCE ‘F’ by Kicking the Goat, Goat gave a Sound ‘ma’! He formulated the 2nd Law, ‘F=ma’ After sometime the Goat kicked Newton, then […]

Profesor:what is evil? Studend:Sir I will explain but 1st answer my question. Does the cold exist? Profesor:Yes Student:You r wrong sir. There is nothing like cold. It is the complete absence of heat.’ Student asked again, ‘Does darkness exist?’ Professor: Yes Student: ‘You are again wrong sir. There is nothng like darkness. It is actually […]

In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears, ……… He replied : ‘Dude She is d 1 whm i luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid ‘My dear,brothers & sisters..’ ;):-D

EXERCISE! If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & is still fat A rabbit runs & hops & lives only 15 yrs WHILE A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 yrs MORAL! TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL […]