It's no secret Hollywood lies. I mean, we all know, to cite an egregious exemplar, that the world doesn't exist in 60 cuts every five minutes with blue filters and slow-motion camera rotations.

The lies are on a smaller scale as well. Movies promised that in high school, the loser kid would ultimately get the bully's girl after some huge cockamamie scheme backfires and true feelings are confessed. They also promised me I wouldn't graduate college a virgin. Falsehoods, all.

But if the movies were honest, would they be as fun? See for yourself...

Not being a drinker my friends used me as an assistant to prevent the house being destroyed. Most of the time their wasn't alcohol anyways. We either watched some movie, Robotech roll played, or played video games. The parties that actually had members of the opposite sex, the Euchre card game.

@BenArgyle @James.k.Polk @kegs Well, we were trying to blow off some steam. The head of the physics department was driving us crazy trying to get the power of the space laser we were working on ramped up to five megawatts.