Donald Trump continued to be the best version of himself at a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Monday night, where he attacked Hillary Clinton’s brief absence at the beginning of last Saturday’s Democratic debate. “Where did she go? Where did she go?” Trump ranted over and over. Obviously, we don’t know for sure where Clinton rushed off to, but the popular theory is that the former secretary of state needed a bathroom break. This was not lost on Trump, who reignited his love affair with the word “disgusting,” going on to say: “I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t wanna talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting — don’t say it, it’s disgusting. Let’s not talk about it.”

Well, you’re kind of the one who brought it up, dude. Does anyone else get the impression that Donald Trump is the type of guy who thinks that women pee out of the same hole that they make babies with?

Not content to stop the crassness at discussing Hillary Clinton’s bodily functions, Trump went on to explain why she wouldn’t make a good president. On how Clinton managed to get beaten by Barack Obama in the 2008 primaries, he says, “She was going to beat — she was a favorite to win. She got … schlonged. She lost, I mean she lost.”

“Hillary took a big, wet, steaming shit in the middle of a debate, like a disgusting loser. She’s disgusting. It was so foul. Her shits are so vile and repugnant, and she shits all the time. I, however, control my shits, and of course they don’t stink. My shits are winners. Hillary’s shits are losers. How can we have someone in the White House like her?”

My shits are the greatest, most luxurious shits on earth! I pulled over on the turnpike because I had to go, left a number there, now there’s a condo there! True story. Property values are skyrocketing!

“You know what? It’s just disgusting. She pinches a massive loaf at a debate and then comes back to explain how she’ll run this country into the ground. She’s a loser. Just like Rosie. You won’t find my finger off the button just because I have to push one out. I use osmosis. It’s the greatest thing ever. But everyone else is too stupid to use it. Look at Jeb or Carson. They’re not even wearing Phillip Van Heusen shirts and ties. It’s the most unbelievable fabric. It’s fabric that gets higher ratings than Rosie’s show. And Hillary is just taking breaks so her ass can throw up. Using the Constitution to wipe down the bowl. Just sickening. And the Koran…”