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Gya's an acrobatic self-sucker. She could probably self-suck upside down.

Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.

“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”

So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.

I enjoy Gya Roberts’ happy-go-lucky personality and her direct, girl-next-door nature. When I look at her photos or videos, I can almost see the energy coiled up inside her. She has that lust for life that the camera picks up. It’s like she can’t wait to take her clothes off and start swinging her tits like bell clappers. I can picture her running naked in a green field on sunny days. In slow motion, like in a shampoo commercial.

Doing a sweater justice.

I’d love to see a shower video of Gya. But she’s so hot-looking, she’d turn the water into steam and fog up the lens.

I’m also very impressed by Gya’s very pliable boobs. Many models can’t self-suck their own nipples. Gya is a virtual gold medalist at that.

“If they ignore my breasts when we are fucking, it is like they are ignoring me,” Gya said. “That is not good. I need a lot of attention paid to my breasts. I like it when a man sucks on my breasts when I am riding him. I have a fetish for sucking my nipples, actually. It began when I started masturbating on cam. I would touch my breasts and one day, I realized that my nipples were very sensitive. So, since they were so big, I started licking my nipples while I touched myself and I found that I could cum faster when I did that, so I began sucking them while I masturbated and now it is one of my biggest fetishes. I love having my nipples sucked on for hours! It feels very good. If there is no one to do it for me, I will suck on them myself.”

I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.

What is it with the spilling?

I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.

Did you know:

Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.

Women drink 25% of the beer in America.

Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.

Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.

Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.

The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.

In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.

Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.

The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”

Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)

It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.

St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.

In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker. Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.

Siri likes good head.

The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.

Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.

Christy: “The only things that I am particular about when I go shopping are my sneakers, brand-wise. As far as bras go, I usually get my bras at Lane Bryant. I know I can walk in there and walk out with something. I don’t have to go to 40 different stores. They aren’t the prettiest things in the world, but they fit.”

Deanna: “I’m part Cherokee Indian, Italian and a little bit of English. I used to work at Hooters in Station Square in Pittsburgh. I heard they closed in 2008. I left Hooters when I got first place in an Amateur Night contest at a Deja Vu club, and I just kept going.”

Sheridan: “My perfect day would be buying a sexy outfit that shows off my tits, then going to a strip club to watch the girls dance. Taking a couple of them home with me to play in the hot tub.”

Arianna: “I think I initiate sex. I love to be in command. But once it starts, I like the man to be a little more aggressive. I can make sex happen, but then I like him to tell me what he wants and do what he wants with me.”