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fucking pukka up fergie you old cunt were coming for your title next year ya old twat

Alex Fergusonhey now kiddo no need to start getting all personal and that it's not my fault your passed it now your 31 if you want my advice quit the game you scouse prick

6 hours ago

Carlos TevezHey Alex can I come back to play for your team please I feel like nobody wants me :(

6 hours ago

Alex FergusonNo you can you silly prick we got rid of you once now fuck off in fact why are you still on my Facebook! Delete

6 hours ago

David BeckhamDon't take it personal Carlos m8 I remember when he kicked me out the team hes a right horrible bastard at times but thats the Scottish for you anyway I dont care anymore I got my harper seven xxx

6 hours ago

Alex FergusonFucking hell only just realized Wayne's liked Steve's comment what a fucking prick that's it your a gonner laddie, can't get the fucking staff nowadays