This nifty gadget will be making is official Debut at the 2012 International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. It’s called The Lelo Smart Wand and it’s labelled as one of the world’s most technologically advanced full-body wand massagers. Ok trust me. I know what you are thinking. I see that large phallic reflection in […]

Holy Heart Punch Batman! Is this what I think it is? Yes it is! This quality hole punch is not only useful, it’s the perfect office accessory for your Valentine. Just think, every paper you punch will be filled with the perfect little hearts instead of those boring circles. Circles are so lame. Honestly. I […]

Here’s some love that’s totally sugar free but just as sweet! Love Stamps. Awesome little stampers with our favorite sweet heart candy phrases! Amazingly these little red stamps of passion demonstrate a progression of my ‘three date’ rule: The first date you “Smile”. The second date you “Call me”. The third date its all “Love […]

This cool Pen Holder from SuckUK is part of a wicked series of tortured characters repurposed for your daily household needs. Appropriately named “Dead Fred”, this little guy appears stabbed through the heart when holding your pen. Ouch. It’s a pretty horrible crime scene. But Fred isn’t too worried about it. He’s made from 100% […]