Tigger was right all along.
Their tops are made out of rubber, and their bottoms are made out of springs.
Watch this ferocious beast soar high into the air in slow motion to tear into a huge chunk of meat.

Michelle Obama has spent a great deal of her time as First Lady promoting healthy eating. The Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act, which was signed into law in 2010, allocated funding to provide more nutritious foods in schools and established new USDA guidelines.
And to thank her for her efforts, the kids are complaining.
Students across the country are posting pictures of the very unappetizing school lunches on Twitter with the hashtag "#ThanksMichelleObama." The trend seems to have re-emerged, as kids were doing this back in April of this year as well.
Healthy as they may be - some of the pictures posted on Twitter are pretty horrid looking.

If only he was just a little bit taller or had opposable thumbs!
Argus the dog needed that delicious tot so bad, you can see it in his eyes. Sadly, all of his hard work doesn't pay off in the end, but maybe as a society we can still find a way to make this happen. A "Tater Tots for Argus" Kickstarter, perhaps?