20 (Clean) St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

Leaping leprechauns, these jokes are hilarious!

St. Patrick’s Day is always a fun holiday for kids. They get to search for the mythical leprechauns, color in rainbows and dream about finding pots of gold at the end of them. This holiday is already magical, but you have an opportunity to teach your kids about its more mischievous origins. It’s what the leprechauns would want you to do.

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They are troublemakers, much like your kids are, after all. In the spirit of the leprechauns, we’ve rounded up 20 family-friendly and clean St. Patrick’s Day jokes that are bound to make your kids laugh over the cheesy wordplay and many references of the color green. Just be sure to tell them the consequences of not wearing green on March 17. So that morning your children will be lying in wait—ready to pinch you if you don’t abide by the one rule of St. Patrick’s Day.