We're happy he's drinking healthy fruit shakes and all, but let's be honest here — we're looking at this pic (above) because he's adorable and charming, even when he's on the phone and carrying an impossible amount of thick liquids!

He's married, of course, so while that's amazing for him and his wife it's a huge bummer for the rest of the world! We all want to have a piece of his meth-cooking, blue sky heart! He can Break our Bad any day!

We'd even help him carry things! LOLz!

But alas… it was not meant to be for the other 99.999999999% of the planet!