This week in The Line It is Drawn, Superheroes in reality shows. And no, I hadn't even heard, let alone see, 70% of these. But I guess the wifeswap with Supes' and Spidey's family would go something like this...

After nine year Luthor finally found himself in a therapist office after finally revealing every plot to kill superman on the table only to reveal it wasn't Doomsday, the Joker, or Darksied that was the Kryptonians undoing..

It was a Crimson haired model by the name of Mary Jane Watson-Parker who finished him off after giving her Laundry detergent that made all his clothing glow green due to the Kryptonite he grounded up into it...

He'd never know that J Jonah Jameson was in the same chair beside him because Lois Lane broke the story on Spiderman being Peter Parker due to him leaving the toilet seat up...

Irony was fickle when they both were seeing Karla "Moonstone" Sofen for their treatment...