DasNutNock wrote:Cats are awesome and all that (except mine - he's a right little c*nt), but you have GOT to put a collar and bell on them if you have any respect for the local bird population.Actually, I'd be quite pleased if he saw off those f*cking pigeons that keep sh*tting on my BBQ patio.

Poor little pussy cats. There they are, stealthily going about their business, finding it strange that ever since that pesky human hung that shiny thing round their neck, they've not been nearly as successful, at little bird massacring.Actually, far from blaming furry monsters, perhaps the bigger culprits are b*stard magpies (or any in the crow family), who like to happily feast on baby songbirds, all the while, making their horrid, clacking sound.Stangely enough, despite enjoying that behaviour, they get rather upset, if a cat manages to eat their own young. The hypocrisy!And pigeons are Satan's messengers; no good to man nor beast, except perhaps, fast food takeaways, when the supply chains gone down...

It's on both eyes. I don't get dry skin anywhere else on my body (friction burn on my cock notwithstanding).

It's getting on my nerves now. It's a bit sore today.

What's with that?

I remember when I was a kid, about 8 or 9, one of my cousins came over from New Zealand and he had the same thing on his eyes (he was the same age as me). The Turkish kids up the road from me who I used to knock about with saw him and just plain asked "what the **** is wrong with your eyes" and he told them and for the life of me I can't remember. Weird looking though.

Clucking Bell wrote:Why is swinging a pick-axe so ****ing knackering? I like to think I'm a pretty fit bloke but, 15/20 minutes or so of swinging axes/pick-axes and I'm absolutely ****ed.

There must be some sort of ****-off circular saw on a cart job like they have for cutting concrete that would make mincemeat of tree roots .....

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:I remember when I was a kid, about 8 or 9, one of my cousins came over from New Zealand and he had the same thing on his eyes (he was the same age as me). The Turkish kids up the road from me who I used to knock about with saw him and just plain asked "what the **** is wrong with your eyes" and he told them and for the life of me I can't remember. Weird looking though.

Why do their cars have "H" as its emblem. But their motorcycles have "wings"?

Honda’s first logo was inspired by the Roman god of Victory (Greek god - Nike) which had wings and the first logo actually had this god depicted on it. This is where the wings appeared from and remain to this day in various forms, for their motorcycle manufacturing branch. The car branch of Honda came decades later and adopted a different logo to distinguish itself from the motorcycle manufacturing branch.

^^^ As long as its not got a Tree Preservation Order on it, then you're free to chop whatever's on your side. Even better to really annoy her is that you can also chuck everything you've hacked off back over the fence as legally it belongs to her!

Heard the other week that the average cost to complete this years Panini? World Cup sticker album is estimated to be £700. Not sure a completed album would ever be worth that. Just taking advantage of the 'human collecting bug'.That's the average cost; it could cost you more if you were unlucky. Obvs if you didn't get any doubles, it would cost less.

Samba wrote:Heard the other week that the average cost to complete this years Panini? World Cup sticker album is estimated to be £700. Not sure a completed album would ever be worth that. Just taking advantage of the 'human collecting bug'.That's the average cost; it could cost you more if you were unlucky. Obvs if you didn't get any doubles, it would cost less.

I done the WC 2010 book. There are a few swap sites about that save you a fortune.