accented with chocolate chips

WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS?
We make a cake in my family called, obviously ugly cake, so jam packed with chocolate and raspberry it usually falls over on itself in one ugly mess. Hence Ugly Cake! So I present Ugly Cake Tea----Early Grey Moonlight: This aint for breakfast kiddies. Pass out after eating with...
Chocolate: Le docle vida dude. I need it to live and so does Ugly Cake leading to.
Raspberries: The fruit of the gods which make this tea and that cake's defining feature.
Chocolate Chips: With this we decorate the top of the tea and voila!
Ugly Cake Tea