Remember when I posted the Zelda themed playing cards from DeviantARTist Nelde? WELL NOW YOU CAN BUY THEM. *gyrating hips to emphasize crotch* "Why are you doing that?" Because it feels good. Plus I wanted you to notice my new belt buckle. "It says: If you can read this you're in the running for the closest a person's ever gotten to my privates." Haha, you're in like second place!

These poker-sized playing cards are produced by the US Playing Card Company (USPCC), the same company responsible for the famous Bicycle card decks.

A deck will set you back $15 and will undoubtedly be the coolest playing cards you've ever owned. "Oh really? Because I already own a deck with nudie chicks." What -- LET ME SEE THOSE. Hey, these are dudes! "Gotcha!" Whatever, you're the one with the pecker playing cards.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the deck.

Thanks to Jon, who just multiplied the Zelda-ness of my drinking games by infinity. "Zero times infinity is still zero." Let's not get technical.