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Police Chief Eats Entire Marijuana Cake for Breakfast

There’s no end of delicious schadenfreude in this story: Cop eats entire cake for breakfast. What a pig! Then it turns out to be a marijuana edible. There’s nothing funny about dosing someone with drugs…except when it is. Says Laurelville, Ohio Police Chief Mike Berkemeier:

Ha, ha! That’s whatcha get for eating the whole thing, PIGGIE!
“It was the worst feeling of my life.”I thought I was dying.” Too funny:)
Oh, the horror, “corrupting another with drugs and assault.” FFS!

rebelphuckers

It must have been suuuper concentrated, it takes at least 2.5 brownies to freak me out.

Sergio Poalsky

You’ve been getting lame brownies!

http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

A whole cake though… thats a lot. And gotta understand that as police chief he probably never touched the stuff and it was a very… novel experience for him

http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

So, does he get fired now since he tested positive for pot?

Cristina Aldridge

This is a fake story. This did not happen to this cop. And if it did happen he would be
sharing his experience a little more enthusiastically than he is here, even if it was a bad experience. Just another story to scare you away from trying anything for yourself. He’s an actor and a bad one at that. And the director is terrible as well. This is not real and it insults my intelligence and it should insult yours too.

Juan

Fake or not, it was still pretty damn funny:)

Matt Staggs

Sure. It’s a psy-op on behalf of small town police chiefs everywhere…

Haggard Artist

I happen to have a very close friend that works for a police department in Texas that this happened at, A mother brought pot brownies to the police station where her son was being held. She called me when it happened and we listened to some of it on a scanner. It was very funny! Using the words like “scare” as you did helps turn this story into fear tactics. Now, on the other hand plenty of stories on the news are not true, or are twisted up and spun around before put on the air. Which could be true in this case. This happens more often then you think. If you can provide some evidence that this is not true then maybe your comment could be justified, but your helping make it what you say it is. There are police reports on the case I am talking about that can be found through Lexis/Nexus or a little bit of time using the freedom of information act… Just my 2 cents.

http://KREET-N.BLOGSPOT.COM/ KREET-N

Yeah im sure it did happen to a very close friend of yours, cause the kind of thing happens so often to cops. SHUT UP.

BuzzCoastin

right on
how do we know the thing that got him was pot?
I once ingested a food additive
that made me vomit and I felt like my head would explode
and that shit’s legal & available in most processed food products
everyone thought I was nuts to think it was a food additive
but everyone buys the pot story

MoralDrift

eating pot is more intense than smoking it….but still lord help the guy if he was dosed with lsd

disqus_8LRrePnKhM

Why did he eat a whole damn cake?

JaceD

He must have had a serious case of the munchies.

I_abide

I will posit a guess that it was the most delicious cake ever.

Haggard Artist

Irony….. He went to Berger Hospital stoned on pot cake! Pronounced “burger”..He sounded pretty stoned on the video. I want the recipe for the cake. Also, I wonder if he could be charged with driving while intoxicated! LOL…Great story. I am going to dig a little deeper to see if its true, instead of what some paranoid trolls have posted in saying that this is not.

BuzzCoastin

the whole story is bizzarro
he eats a whole friggin cake for breakfast
wha? outa doughnuts?
then he thinks he’s gonna die
so he gets in his car to drive 2 blocks
high as fuck for all 2 blocks
where most accidents occur
as most pigs will tell you
is the dude really that lazy & stupid?
what a great combo, a super-sized pig

couldn’t possibly be the chemtrails in the food, could it?
couldn’t possibly be the HFCS laden shit cake he eats every morning, could it?
couldn’t be his distended processed food belly full of chemshit, could it?
no, only pot makes you feel like you’re gonna die and wanna drive to the pig farm
which is a Sears Shed, not even a trailer

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jai-Ankers/100000395755973 Jai Ankers

“It was probably the most scariest thing that’s happened in my life”
Laurelville must be one fucking boring town if getting high was the scariest thing to ever happen to their police chief.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1841985558 Ange Lo

What a dick…you invite yourself to chow down on another man’s weed cake and charge assault and corrupting with drugs afterwards.
Maybe the real lesson here is don’t eat other people’s food.

DeepCough

In the cop’s defense…..he got the munchies, man.

Edward Jack

wait so he was so sick and felt so bad he drove down the road? wtf. lol. Ya pot cake is strong hahaha.

nilbud

The scumbag drove while under the influence. He should be fired. He’s a weak loser.

http://www.bethywilliams.com/ Bethy Williams

Where did he think the cake came from??

reg

did they issue him a DUI since in his terrified state of nausea and confusion he got behind the wheel of a car and drove to the police station?