Actually, there ARE some Hitlers that made it out of Germany. Adolph's nephew from his half-brother's side. Fought for the Allies in WWII (after being personally cleared to serve by FDR and J Edgar Hoover) and had 2 kids who are still alive on the US East Coast, who have new names and allegedly made a pact never to breed so that the Hitler DNA line would become extinct..

malaktaus:Highroller48: Indeed, one of Hitler's generals was injured when hundreds of AA pieces opened up on his Fieseler Storch as it made a near-crash-landing near the Reich Chancellery in Berlin in the final days of the battle, because they feared it was coming to rescue Hitler.

This is true, but it's also true that Ritter von Greim still managed to fly an Arado 96 training plane out of Berlin several hours later, injured foot and all, carrying the order for Himmler's arrest and execution. He even managed to not get hit this time.

"Hitler regarded the array of vacuum tubes, wires and light bulbs skeptically. His ambitions of creating a vast International Network ("inter-net", Eva playfully called it) uniting the clandestine, four-story tall computational devices von Braun had built between 1947 and 1951 through Europe, Asia and the United States seemed like a distant and fantastical dream. But from the ashes of the Third Reich, a new dynasty would emerge -- one taking advantage of wireless technology to reunite the far-flung, tattered vestiges of his dark forces. "It will NOT be used for pornography!" the Fuhrer shrieked at no one inside the cramped Buenos Aires studio apartment he shared with Eva and their two children, Hermanna and Churchill Poo Poo Head. "There will be NO BRONIES!!!" Little could Hitler have known then that it would take over three more decades and an American Vice President to realize his fevered dream of an Inter-Net Uber Alles.

-- excerpted from "Made-up Hitler Bullshiat: The True Story", with a foreword on its authenticity from Wolf Blitzer, CNN host and Jeopardy! Grand Champion.

Oh God not another one. Christ, people need to quit with the Hitler escaped nonsense and instead focus on the more plausible scenario that he never really existed. Yes, the Illuminati in conjunction with the saucer people and in alliance with the reverse vampires have deceived us all and used the cover a manufactured "war" to engage in the mass abduction of about 57 million people who are being used as slave labor on another planet.

Did Hitler flee bunker with Eva to Argentina, have two daughters and live to 73?

Of course not. That's ridiculous. He fled to Kenya where he sired a son in a haze of farts and bongo drums, who would one day destroy the United States by offering people reasonably priced health care insurance. Study it out, biatches.

nekom:Ok, that's an interesting theory you have there. Your evidence in support of it is.... what exactly?

The intended suckers market does not require such mundane details as "evidence" or "facts" when plausibility, coupled with a strong desire to know a secret that the muggles would never believe, is a perfectly acceptable measure of truth. Furthermore, should the "evidence" or "facts" conflict with their cherished plausibility then that is a strong indication that the conspiracy is even deeper than previously suspected.