Dentist Pulls All Ex's Teeth Out; Faces Jail Time

Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.

A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.

Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.

So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.

"I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.

He was wrong.

"But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

Worse, Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because, well, she couldn't date a man without any teeth, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Mackowiak is under investigation for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail for the alleged stunt. Olszewski plans on saving money to get "indents or something."

k3l3k0 saidI guess the old adage is true: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned She doesn't need jail time - she needs to be in a psych ward. The woman is fucking craaaaazy!

Love makes you do some crazy things..

I mean being left at the altar..is horrid..Your friends and family and everything are there , and you are embarrased for LIFE.

I doubt Id ever go that far..

maybe just a nice brick through the window or some slashed tires. A keyd car, sugar in the gas tank, 25 pizzas delivered, all the utilites shut off, and maybe calling everyday at 2 am for 3 weeks from different phones for an hour..

Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.

A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.

Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.

So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"

Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.

"I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.

He was wrong.

"But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."

Worse, Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because, well, she couldn't date a man without any teeth, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Mackowiak is under investigation for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail for the alleged stunt. Olszewski plans on saving money to get "indents or something."

And this is when you slap a bitch! If I were that dude I would have to try and make friends w/ some chicks currently in jail looking to tap that ass and beat the shit out of someone! That bitch would get hers......end rant...lol

Is there a near equivalent to the Darwin Award for those who didn't actually remove themselves from the gene pool? Making an appointment with the woman he dumped for a dental procedure. Jebus! He's lucky she didn't do a Bobbit on him.

OK, I'll admit, sexist that I am apparently, that "dentist" conjured first a male in mind....and I thought, "Hey, make a joke about 'no teeth' and 'all gums gives the absolute best blow jobs'....look on the bright side"

Close. It is from the Daily Mail. Strange they should cover a story from Poland, as their coverage of matters Polish is normally limited to ranting about Polish migrants 'stealing' English jobs (which are the sort of jobs most English people cannot be arsed to do in the first place). Anyway, I digress.