Guys, Who Bit Beyoncé’s Face?

It is a mystery made for our times. The people involved — one Tiffany Haddish, one Jay-Z, one Beyoncé Knowles, and an actress of mysterious and unknown origin who committed the incredibly weird crime of biting Beyoncé’s face. The story in question was relayed in a GQ Magazine interview with Tiffany Haddish who opened up about a selfie that went viral with her and the superstar singer, and the weird things that happened to her that night. She told GQ — “There was this actress there that’s just, like, doing the mostest.” One of the most things she did? “She bit Beyoncé in the face.” Haddish declined to name the actress.

“I absolutely cannot comment on any of this, as I have no knowledge,” said Beyoncé’s representative, Yvette Noel-Schure, when GQ sought confirmation from the singer.

“So Beyoncé stormed away,” Haddish continued, “went up to Jay-Z, and was like, ‘Jay! Come here! This bitch —’ and snatched him. They went to the back of the room. I was like, ‘What just happened?’ and Beyoncé’s friend walked up and was like, ‘Can you believe this bitch just bit Beyoncé?’ ”

The entire interview is incredible, but that’s the part of it that’s gotten the most eyebrows raised as the entire web is wondering — who bit the face of our emirate of our music queen Beyoncé Knowles? Here are some Twitter thoughts on the entire affair.