Okay, I didn't completely get all of these - but found that most of the items on this list hit home. Found on the tropical page at Wunderground

145. KatyGal 3:42 PM GMT on October 01, 2008 Here's a mental health moment related to living in the 'cane zone. Enjoy. :-)

You know you are from the Gulf Coast when....

1. You have FEMA 's number on your speed dialer.2. You have more than 300 "C" and "D " batteries in your kitchen drawer.3. Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.4. You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.5. When describing your gutted house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three bedrooms, two baths and an open air feel to it.6. Your SSN isn't a secret, it's written in Sharpie on your arms.7. You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.8. You are delighted to pay $3.50 for a gallon of regular unleaded.9. The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.10. You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool.11. You own more than three large coolers.12. You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the least bit guilty about it.13. You rationalize helping a friend board up by thinking It'll only take a gallon of gas to get there and back14. You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water in your freezer.15. Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.16. You catch a 13-pound red fish -- in your house.17. You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance policy.18. You consider a vacation to stunning Tupelo, Mississippi.19. At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw.20. You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.21. There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.22. You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the Weather Channel.23. Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.24. Ice is a valid topic of conversation.25. Your drive-thru meal consists of MRE's and bottled water.26. Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.27. You spend more time on your roof than in your living room.28. You've been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or a tree worker.29. A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.30. You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.31. Your child's first words are hunker down.32. Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.33. Toilet Paper is elevated to coin of the realm at the shelters.34. You know the difference between the good side of a storm and the bad side.35. Your kids start school in August and finish in July.36. You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.37. Your garage smells like gasoline.38. You're more concerned about someone s tealing your generator than your car.39. You get excited when you see a power company truck in your neighborhood.40. You get really excited when you see the cable guy.41. You can create memorable meals with a can of SPAM and one gas burner.42. You are prepared to wait in line at Starbucks for 2 hours to get a cup of coffee.