Deals Of The Day - Monday 30th April

Are you sick of the so-called ‘real world’? Interacting with other humans in a light, jovial fashion? Bored with normality? Well, for less than six quid, we can help you plunge yourself into a murky world of seclusion and paranoia.

Yes, we’re talking about Football Manager 2012. As Roy Hodgson stands on the brink of becoming the England manager, we’re offering you your very own poisoned chalice for only £5.99 – the latest in the series of games that even the mythical Time Vampire won’t go near in case his hair and nails grow to an unacceptable length while playing it. It’s a special offer for today only, and can be had for the PC and Mac. Might be one for Harry Redknapp as he’ll probably have lots of spare time on his hands over the summer…