Thursday, September 11, 2008

Woman overheard considering how dogs and men are the same

• Both take up too much space on the bed. • Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. • Neither tells you what's bothering them. • The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. • Neither does any dishes. • Both fart shamelessly. • Both mark their territory. • Both like dominance games.• Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. • Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut. • Neither understands what you see in cats.