I think it’s been at least a week since I’ve been on a bike. Probably more like ten days, really.

But I’ve developed an awesome new move, one which I am extremely proud of.

Specifically, I am able to help Susan move out of the bed and into a wheelchair — smoothly and efficiently.

Furthermore, I am able to also do this move in reverse, moving Susan from her wheelchair into an easy chair or her bed.

I make it look easy. I’m that good.

I admit, though, that it took some practice for me to get this move right. Not too long ago I would grapple and struggle, bruising my (patient) wife while I tried to figure out how I had managed to plop Susan face-down on the bed. Or nearly drop her on the floor.

But not now. Now I cleanly and elegantly help Susan get to where she wants to be, with what appears to be no fuss at all — and with a bare minimum of discomfort on Susan’s part.

I have never been so proud of mastering a move in my entire life.

PS: The New Fat Cyclist gear — jerseys, arm warmers, shorts, and the wool jersey pre-order — are still available, though some sizes have sold out. Check out what you can get here. Also, a reminder: Twin Six is (absurdly generously) donating to me 50% of the purchase price of all (not just Fat Cyclist) Men’s XL-and-larger and Women’s L-and-larger jerseys. If you’ve been wanting to both get a jersey and help defray some of my expenses, this is a really great way to do it.

I was trained as a CNA once upon a time. I remember these petite ladies who could get big patients in and out of bed with ease while I would struggled and heaved to get them in a position where it was nearly impossible to get them to the appropriate destination. Then I had to go ask a petite lady to help me. It was embarrassing.

WTG, Team Nelson! Elden, those skills will serve you well in cyclocross, should you decide to pursue this in your quest for 2-wheeled dominance across all cycling disciplines. :-) So glad to hear Susan is “getting around.” I hope she also feels uplifted by the very palpable mood shift created by last night’s electoral miracle. (Keep) WINNING, TEAM FATTY!

Isn’t it amazing, the things we learn from friends and family when they are ailing and the strength and courage that they give to us? Susan is so lucky to have such a caring, loving husband. Elden, through your blog you have more friends than you’ll ever know…..

Really, I can’t give kudos enough for what you’re doing and the example you’ve set!!

One thing I learned when my dad was bedridden was using a large trash bag. Believe it or not this works! We’d place it on the side of the bed and try to position him next to it, get him on it and then help slide him into the wheel chair. As he got better, though it was still hard for him to move, we’d still use that for getting in and out of the car or chairs as the slick surface of the bag would help slide him where we needed.

Just remember, the Bike is like a dog, it understands and doesn’t hold a grudge if you are forced to ignore it for a while. On the other hand though, the legs and backside aren’t nearly as understanding. They remember when you’ve ignored them and they will get even with you.

Good move, Elden. And, unlike all your other moves, this one doesn’t end with you bleeding on a pile of rocks on a hill somewhere, wondering how you’re going to get home. Plus it actually enhances what your friends think about your abilities.

Hang in there Elden, hang in there. Giving to others is what’s best in life, your deeds are your legacy. Take full advantage of the chance to give back to Susan the way she’s given to you for 20+ years. Do keep carrying her, and keep stopping by so we can maybe help lift you up a tiny bit. Prayers & good thoughts coming your way in 3…2…1…

Why is it that THIS post is the one that makes me cry?
You are such an amazing man to be so proud of caring for her, gently and lovingly. I can truly feel the love you have for Susan. It’s a beautiful thing. Thanks for sharing.

I’d been thinking about getting a jersey for a while, and I’m just so pleased to have a second chance. I couldn’t get a large because it would probably act like one of those decelerating parachutes behind me (and I’m already slow enough) but I hope you get a little bit from the regular sales.

Congrats on mastering the move! I never did with my mom. I guess my legs aren’t strong enough.
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown. I’m quite sure Susan appreciates all you’re doing for her and your family.

Fatty,
I believe this is the first time commenting, but been reading along for the past year. Just ordered my XXL jersey and will wear it proudly here in Lancaster PA. I will continue to pray for Susan, the children and you.