Remolay is the best at everything! (specifically...)

This is a thread where we discuss various things that Remolay is best at, since he claims to be best at everything.

You can comment on previous posts, and/or use photoshopped images of him doing something at which he claims to be the best (ie. everything), but you also must include in each post something else that Remolay is supposedly best at.

Remolay himself is exempt from that last rule because his claims also includes being best at posting in this thread, so he doesn't need to gloat about what else he is best at (though he can if he so chooses.)

Remolay;576667 said:

Everyone sucks and I am the best.

Chyron8472;576669 said:

you are the best at sucking?

Remolay;576671 said:

Naturally, for I am the best at everything!

Chyron8472;576673 said:

So, then you're also the best at diving head first into a wood chipper or at having your face eaten off by a rabid taxi driver? Prove it.

Remolay;576675 said:

You find me a rabid taxi driver and you have a deal.

Chyron8472;576677 said:

This also means that you claim to be the best at wearing Donald Trump as a hat.

StrongBrush1;576686 said:

*Starts writing letters to TF2 programmers*

Remolay;576679 said:

Well... I would be, but when I tried he had me ejected out of the building.(Why am I having this much fun with this?)