Brad & Apples

Brad Pitt left Germany today after a visit to Documenta. As mentioned yesterday, it’s an art exhibit that only happens every 5 years. A big deal. Not sure if he bought anything. Remember a few years ago when he dropped over a million for a Banksy?

If I were Gwyneth Paltrow and if it were available for sale, I would go with Korbinian Aigner’s Apples. See attached - 400 small paintings of apple varieties that he came up with when he was thrown in prison for preaching against Nazis. Beautiful, right? And then she could throw it in his face:

Oh so you’re an art collector? Well check out this piece I just acquired - considered one of the best - and profoundly moving considering what I called my firstborn.