Raise your hand if you thought they'd find a LiLo-worthy cocktail of substances coursing through his veins? Yeah, us too.

Turns out he was clean and simply a reckless idiot.

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The video below shows some truly terrifying action that took place in Dayton on Monday morning.

19-year-old Brennan Eden was flying down I-675, reaching speeds near 100 mph according to police.

Eden decided the left berm was the proper lane to use to pass slower traffic. A police officer happened to have his dash camera on when Eden's adventure in the left berm took a scary turn when his Pontiac Firebird dipped and launched into a bridge, splintering the car into huge chunks.

Eden, surprisingly, is alive despite being ejected from the car. The latest updates from WDTN in Dayton had him in critical condition at a local hospital.

Just hours earlier, Eden had been cited by police after they caught him with a small amount of weed and a 15-year-old girl in his car. He was released, then hopped in his Firebird and did his own stunt show on I-675.