I'm in the ER

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"Everybody has a plan ‘till they get punched in the face." -Mike TysonAmerica is the land of opportunity, not the land of guaranteed results. I Can Explain It To You But I can't understand it for you.

"If you come in her a open your mouth (about anything) you are going to get bruised. " ~Kzoo 5/30/12 "One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." ~ Edward Abbey

The Spoon Department is now closed. Please proceed to the Self-Help Department, 3 doors down. Door is unlocked, but you will need to turn the knob and actually open the door yerself. Otherwise, be prepared to stand in the hallway unnoticed for a very long time.

Why is everybody spending so much time in the ER? I know why I spend time in the ER, but it usually involves an ambulance ride for someone other than myself.

"He said "log' in the road. Turn your reading aid up louder." -jsharr How would I remember? Almost every time I see you, it's in a basement, it's dark and I've been drinking - Soylent What??? Me marry???

The Spoon Department is now closed. Please proceed to the Self-Help Department, 3 doors down. Door is unlocked, but you will need to turn the knob and actually open the door yerself. Otherwise, be prepared to stand in the hallway unnoticed for a very long time.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to ‘Please Do Not Feed the Animals'. Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

I'm home now,Woke up around 3 am with some acute pain in the abdomen. Thought it was my appendix. Had a cat scan that was negative. Some morphine for the pain. They don't know what was wrong. I hate Dr's and hospitals.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"Everybody has a plan ‘till they get punched in the face." -Mike TysonAmerica is the land of opportunity, not the land of guaranteed results. I Can Explain It To You But I can't understand it for you.

Woke up around 3 am with some acute pain in the abdomen. Thought it was my appendix. Had a cat scan that was negative. Some morphine for the pain. They don't know what was wrong. I hate Dr's and hospitals.

I'm home now,Woke up around 3 am with some acute pain in the abdomen. Thought it was my appendix. Had a cat scan that was negative. Some morphine for the pain. They don't know what was wrong. I hate Dr's and hospitals.

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“If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of these organizers are always good? Do not the legislators and their appointed agents also belong to the human race? Or do they believe that they themselves are made of a finer clay than the rest of mankind?” ― Frédéric Bastiat

Sorry to hear about that, good you got it checked out. My brother had some abdominal pain after Christmas a few years ago. He got it checked out and found out he had diverticulitis and needed surgery right away. He had a cool colostomy bag for a while, but he didn't die.