StalkerBlueDog wrote:Jillian Ellis: At age 35 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

*snort*

"I don't have any idea if my dogs respect me or not, but they're greedy and I have their stuff." -- Patty Ruzzo

"Dogs don't want to control people. They want to control their own lives." --John Bradshaw

I forgot to say by what it says below I have just short of 9 years....now how much fun & trubble can I have and cause in this time......well it's enough time to find out as it aint like I am going to drop dead with no time to find out.

'Robin: At age 55 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.'

Plus it sounds like it may be not a boaring way to go & also it wouldn't be a way of deing dead at home and not found untill some one reported a bad smell.

Demo Dick: At age 55 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

At first glance, I thought this was really silly, as I'm a teetotaler.

Then I looked a little closer. Heroin (the opiate) does not have an "e" at the end of it. Heroine (female protagonist) does, however.

So at 55 I will be sexed to death by female superheros. I can live with that.

Demo Dick

"My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban PERMANENTLY as soon as I take office...I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, 1 gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns."-Barack Obama"When in doubt, whip it out."-Nuge