Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I am writing this post on what seems to be my death bead (don't worry though, it's not. I'm just a big baby when it comes to being sick). Last night, I was getting ready for bed and telling my husband about how I was pretty sure I had the swine flu... er H1N1 (sorry ag secretary, I forgot you ordered to have the name changed..). Anyway, my husband was chuckling to himself a little and then interrupted me midsentence to tell me that I sounded like Miley Cyrus.

WHAT???

Miley Cyrus!? Seriously?! No offense to her, but is there a worse insult out there? I did have to laugh a little and responded by singing her latest "Party in the USA". I'm sure he regretted ever bringing her up.

It is true that as a result of coughing for 36 hours straight I not only have a huge headache but my voice has been lowered by about 2 or 3 octaves. Long story short, we finally concluded that instead of the swine flu... er H1N1... I must have the Miley Flu.

It's rumored to be just like the regular flu, just far more contagious.