Friday, August 22, 2008

Burning Questions

Has anyone named Jenkins ever achieved anything more than being a meek subordinate to an overbearing superior?'Excuse me sir?''Yes Jenkins what is it? Come on man, speak up.'

How long do cows that give us long life milk live?

Does the expression 'flat out like a lizard drinking' mean you're really busy, as in a lizard lies very flat when it drinks; or not particularly busy, as in they actually drink with slow sedate movements of their lizardy tongues? I've heard it used in both contexts.