Ok SURE this is probably a one way mission but then again, so is life. Hell, I would go! SURE I reek of alcohol most of the time, SURE I don't get along well with others, SURE I have a double digit I.Q., SURE I would HAVE to request a bunk with the cutie 19 year old Australian girl, and SURE I have bad gas and undoubtedly I would be the first voted to go out and check the AE-35 antenna. BUT STILL! I'm actually pretty damn cool under pressure (as long as there is Pabst Blue Ribbon) and i've been known to pull off engineering miracles even Scotty would be envious with little more than a Swiss army knife, a roll of duct tape, some KY jelly and a pack of Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum. Dammit, I should be going!

I saw a hearse driving in the carpool lane the other day and I thought to myself, "That's cheating"

jdreyer wrote on Jan 9, 2015, 14:59:Meh, I think it's fine for something like GTA, which is one of the biggest gaming franchises in history. A posting like this is sure to generate a lot of excited discussion given the level of anticipation. And that's good.

On the other hand, if Slimram's Space Burrito Shack Simulator were delayed, probably not newsworthy.

KIDS SWEAR BY IT!PARENTS SWEAR AT IT!EVERYBODY WANTS SOME! YOU WANT SOME TOO!!!

C,mon man damn. When you are cold, hungry, and surely penniless, floating in the void of space in Star Citizen in a busted ship. You WILL stop at Slimram's Space Burrito Surprise Shack.

Remember our slogan, "If You Can Keep it Inside of You Until You Leave The Shack, You're Next One's Free...If You Live To Make It Back!"

SPACE.

BURRITO.

SURPRISE.

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I saw a hearse driving in the carpool lane the other day and I thought to myself, "That's cheating"

skyguy wrote on Jan 3, 2015, 17:06:I'm just playing solo mode, and there are more than enough surprises and places to explore. By "content" you mean what, Captain Shephard having a contrived conversation with an alien? If you haven't played the original Elite in the 80s, you might not be into it. But I've been playing for 20 or 30 hours, and continue to be amazed on how they've modernized and improved on the classic game.

Once I have a couple million credits, I might even play open world, and things might really get interesting.

Yah, you can bet your ass it'll get interesting when you play online. In the Beta there were guys that already had gotten the biggest ship you could buy by the time I had jumped in. Basically, stay away from anarchy systems because a lot of the online space pirates like to hang out right at the entrance/exit to a base and scan your cargo to see what ya might be haulin'. I actually had a pirate asshole theaten me BEFORE I entered the station saying I was going to have to pay a tax (my cargo) to leave the station space. I said "Ok, please don't blow up my ship". Went inside the base, got my cargo, then went offline, exited the base and went on about my business

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I saw a hearse driving in the carpool lane the other day and I thought to myself, "That's cheating"

Porn saved my marriage; When we're feelin' frisky I just attach a headband to my tablet and strap it to the back of the old lady's head. That and the utility belt that holds my beer and an ashtray that I make her wear works EVERY TIME!

I saw a hearse driving in the carpool lane the other day and I thought to myself, "That's cheating"

Leon:The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.

Blue, your beef will never see you coming, you truly have become 'The Professional'.

I saw a hearse driving in the carpool lane the other day and I thought to myself, "That's cheating"

Prez wrote on Dec 5, 2014, 10:27:Who gets to declare it's "National Whatever" day? And why should I just take their word for it? Every day is "National Something-Or-Other" Day and I am kind of tired of it.

You just declare something a day. I invented Wipe Like You Mean It Day, and it seems to have a pretty good following.

Also, Blue, balaclavas go on sale in April, not December.

Hehehe, if I'm not mistaken 'Poop With A Vengeance' day falls directly before this on the holiday calendar?

I saw a hearse driving in the carpool lane the other day and I thought to myself, "That's cheating"