Best Sleazy Back Room (2008)

The Cock

It's like an adult haunted house: You enter a pitch-black room and hands start grabbing at you in an attempt to scare you. Except that if you're a regular at the Cock, you're usually welcoming groping. A friend told me that every time he goes here, he feels like a 50-cent whorebut still, it doesn't stop him from going back for more. The one time I dared to venture back there, an old queen berated me ("What are you doing here! This place is for people who like cocks!"). We quickly had him thrown out. Especially fun on Foxy Saturdays.