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Getting to know all about me

I'm a full time Mom to a beautiful baby girl born in October of 2005, and beautiful identical twin girls born in March 2008. What have I learned about staying at home? I really don't have time to watch Soap Operas and eat Bon Bon's - I feel completely misled!
I have a total girl crush on Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner and Kate Hudson. There! I said it and I'm not ashamed.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Not sure what all of these have in common? Spend a morning in our house and you will quickly realize that like not handling the roaches, I don't put air in my own tires.

Hubby noticed that one of the tires on my car looked low, and told me I needed to get air in it before I went skipping around town to all of this weeks activities.

Right! I had to gently remind him that I don't do air in my tires... Remember? The last 2 times we had this problem, I tried to be "Miss Independent" and do it myself, only I ended up letting more air out, than what was going in, then it really was low and he had to go and do it anyway. The second time I was having the same problem, so I went in and begged a stranger in the gas station to do it for me. Not something I want to do now with the Munchkin in tow.

Him: You know this goes along with the whole "being 32 years old thing?"

Me: I think it goes along with the whole "me having a vagina thing."

Him: You really should be able to put air in your tires.

Me: I have a vagina, I don't have too.

Him: Amelia Earhart had a vagina.

Me: Heh?

Him: I'm just saying.. and Madonna, she has a vagina.

Me: HEH?

Him: I say Madonna because I've seen hers, I never saw Amelia's

Me: Are we still talking about tires?

So, in case you are confused about where this conversation went, you're not alone. All I know is that my tire got air, and me and my vagina had nothing to do with it!

My Stalkers

Munchkin Said What?

When I asked what the twins were doing in the other room: "Don't worry Mom, they're playing tag with an alligator, attack of the babies, attack of the babies!!

After spying on the neighbors having a party, she says to me: "Mom let's go crash down their party"

When I told her she couldn't have any more candy because it would make her Dentist sad.. She said "Well, it can just be our little secret"

"Mommy, would you still love me if I was a squishy bug?"

"I don't want a piggy back ride, I want a piggy tummy"

When she noticed that Hubby had shaved his vacation scruff - she said: Daddy, you look like a girl.

Mommy, I wear big girl panties, does daddy wear big boy panties too?

I poop from my butt, and tee-tee from my bum-bum...

Look Mommy! that poop looks like a sloth.

Mommy, you're the best!...... Can I have a chip now?

On the way home from the water park - Munchkin says "I need to poop" I ask her to wait until we get to RM's house. She begins to "toot." We ask her what she is doing and she says " Saying the ABC's with my butt"

At dinner the other night, she announced that she was going to be an Animal Doctor when she grows up... We were impressed and pleased, and then she said.... "Or a fork"