“Then came Chicken & Waffle. I’ve always wanted to try actual chicken and waffles, but just haven’t gotten around to it yet. It seemed wrong to taste the chip before having done so – like have a banana-flavored Runt before ever trying an actual banana. But I was already committed to the chip having tried the Sriracha. I could taste the syrup! It was like eating a syrupy potato chip twinged with a hint of chicken. And, what’s worse, it wasn’t terrible!”