Eva Longoria & Tony Parker: DUNZO?!

Well, we aren’t sure exactly. According to some skank out there, floating around, she says that she’s letting Tony Parker do all sorts of fun things to her, because Tony Parker complains, claims said skanky female, of Eva Longoria being a cold fish in bed. From The Times Of India:

“Eva Longoria and hubby Tony Parker have slammed rumours that the NBA star has cheated on the ‘Desperate Housewives’ actress.

The claims were made by model Alexandra Paressant, who said that Parker had slept with her in September, just two months after he and Longoria tied the knot in July this year.

However, both Eva and Parker are standing by each other and have denied there’s any truth to the rumours.

“I love my wife! She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier,” People mag quoted Parker, as saying.

Eva said: “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”

Paressant said earlier that she met Parker for the first time at his wedding and sparks flew between them and eventually the two started exchanging saucy messages in September while Parker was in Paris at the Park Hyatt Hotel.

They then slept together, and continued seeing each other night after night in Paris until he left to San Antonio a short time later.

She further revealed that some of Parker’s sexual fantasies were not fulfilled by his wife Eva that led to the fling.

“We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,” US weekly quoted Paressant, as saying.

Now, one side of me is logically reviewing the situation, and saying well, it may be true, and it might not be, because you never can tell with celebrity relationships, as far as what they’ll hide, and try to make everything look all nice and pretty. However, the other half of me, is laughing my ass off at Eva Longoria being scared of sperm, and wondering what on the “position” she doesn’t like is. Besides, aren’t celebrities supposed to be way freakier in bed, than we civilians?