Happy Birthday, Mr. Scarface: 10 Gift Ideas for H-Town's Finest

Scarface has now made not one, but two appearances at the Gathering of the Juggalos, the Insane Clown Posse's annual celebration of music, wrestling and ill-considered drug abuse. Performing at the festival this year with the reunited Geto Boys, 'Face even painted up to show his clown love. Sure, the very thought makes us dry-heave a little, but it was Scarface doing it, so it must be cool in some way we don't fully appreciate yet.

So, Scarface is definitely down with the clown at this point, but he can't truly be Family until he gets his first piece of Juggalo jewelry.

Lucky for your broke ass, eBay is silly with cheap Hatchetman chains and necklaces suitable for gift-giving. Might be a good idea to pick one up for yourself, too. After all, 'Face is nothing if not a trend-setter.

7. iPad Mini

There's nothing specifically "Scarface" about the iPad Mini. It's just the hottest new gadget currently on the market, plain and simple. We want one. You want one. Everybody wants one of these damn things so that we can comfortably check our Facebooks from the toilet or church or wherever. Stands to reason that Scarface wants one, too, except he deserves one. Imagine the stuff this guy can do with Garage Band! Make it happen.