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What nationality is Tom Allen?

Brazilian
Your bedroom powers are legendary!
Your lovemaking technique is an extension of the Samba; sensual, athletic, rhythmic, full of meaning, and like the Samba, it keeps going until daylight, or until a neighbor calls the police.
Give yourself a pat on the back… but be careful: you’re liable to give yourself an orgasm.

21 Responses to What is your sexual nationality?

I’m Taiwanese. ‘selfless in the bedroom – you live to pleasure others. You embrace technology and gadgets and are not afraid to use the science of personal lubrication in the bedroom to make sure you partner receives the upmost pleasure. . Depending on battery life that is.

I am Congolese? “Like the murky waters of the Congo your lovemaking is wild and unpredictable and always, always deep. You are very possessive of your territory in the bedroom and always put up a fight before being conquered.” I took it several times and continued to get the same result so I guess I am Congolese then 🙂

TG- I like that one!
Cat – Deep and possessive? Like… wow.
Mar – A form of highbrow expression? I’m going to be reading your blog in a new light.

I took it again, and changed up the style of my answers:

Italian
Making love is a religious experience!
Passion means everything. Merely holding hands with your loved one can move you to tears, and you periodically set fire to your bed after sex as a sacrifice to the gods of love.

This is one of those reasons the internet was invented. Forget national defense.

Check this out!
72% Russian
Your love making is revolutionary.
It will inspire others to stage their own sexual revolutions for generations to come. You’re a Czar in the bedroom. Merely satisfying your partner will never be enough for you…you must conquer them completely. This has probably got a lot to do with the fact that you are no stranger to oil … even the type that is crude.

How funny is that? Yours has you watching out for those pesky orgasms and mine has me conquering completely.

Kimba – The “snowflakes” are called “Identicons” and are a mathematical representation of a number generated by your net “route” taken to get here. WordPress users get their own avatars (if they have them) and non-WP commenters are assigned the identicon if they don’t have some other identifying code.

WP utilizes Gravatars and Wavatars, but those of you coming from, say, Blogger get identiconned because WP doesn’t recognize the Bloger avatars.

And don’t take this the wrong way, but you and Cat = the same? Look, I’ve seen pictures…

Gillete – That whole passionate thing – laughing and crying and shouting and going overboard… I’m half Italian ancestry and I’ve gotta say that my family must come from a completely different part of the boot. They were mostly cranky and dour.

Ahna – Back in the 80s, National Lampoon did an “International” issue in which they played up the stereotypes. The travel writer went to Sweden and his first introduction was a half naked woman cab driver who demanded oral sex as payment. The rest of the visit to Sweden went accordingly.

Babelfished:I am wearing a houdini and also a cb 3000 I adore being encagée, and ent androgyne, I am as a woman permanently, I wear that skirts, thus my sexual organs can pendrent between my thighs, I live with my girlfriend who leaves me encagée E tme releases that for his personal desires, I am too glad to carry a cage

I remember when I first read him. I thought he was this really serious guy but he turned out to be really funny and nice. -- Sue Pants

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...sometimes almost magic

"My two internet crushes! Together! And SaraEileen who I don't have a crush on so much as want to be her bestest friend forever. [...] OMG, I am fangirling all three of you so hard it is actually painful." -- Bitchy Jones

"2 limericks in 1 day...doesn't get better than this...sigh... Surely Mrs. Edge won't mind you giving up a wee bit of DNA so I can clone you...right?" -- Kate

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