People love to get worked up about breastfeeding in public, but now a smart Etsy seller has the perfect solution to please both the lovers and the haters: The Boob Beanie. This clever deception will thrill people who are pro-exposed breasts, and provoke people who aren't—while also blocking your real boob so that the negatrons have nothing to actually complain about. The best part? If anybody says they don't like your baby's cozy and adorable hat, you can tell them to suck it.