Extract from Story:Philip Entwistle, a pilot for the budget airline Budgie Air, was left behind at Newcastle Airport yesterday when his plane left without him.
"To be fair," said Entwistle, "pilots don't do very much any more. We're mainly there for insurance purposes."
According to flight logs, flight BA779 to Houston, Texas, received the all clear from Geordie Flight Control, and taxied to the runway, took o.....

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