A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend ...After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis. This was something she seemed to love to do. Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?" She replied, "Because I really miss mine."

And how true is this....

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. ----Thomas Jefferson