We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some Schlitz beer
The waitress said "Well no, we only have Heineken."
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "Long live Rock!"
And someone played a Kid Rock song on the jukebox
It sounded like 'Cowboy'
So we started screaming'"...'cause I sleep all day-ay!"

She took me to the trailer park for a barbecue
Her father took one look at me and said "Oh my God, we're screwed!"

We went to the strip mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Motley Crue
They said "They don't work here."
We said "If you don't got the Crue then your store sucks and you suck too."

We hopped into her car and played a song on the boombox
I said "Hey what band this?"
She said "Whitesnake, man. It Rocks!"

White trash girl
Your teased hair is wild
White trash girl
Let's have a child
We'll name him Bret Michaels
Just you and me
In your wicked Poison shirt
Just you and me
and a stone-washed denim skirt
Just you and me
White trash girl

The Band

Modusoperandi and the Dead Milkmen, minus lead singer Joe Genaro, who was too stuck up to contribute. The rest of the band, as well, refused to help out.