A low alcohol content liquor that is coconut flavored. For some reason girls really like it.

Jay: We need some liquor for the girls.
John: Buy some Malibu, they'll love it
....later...
Jill: Did you buy something thats not gross?
Jay: We bought some Malibu.
Jill: I love that stuff!! Give it to me!!!

To perform the Malibu a person must insert there pinky finger into the anal cavity while using there thumb to stimulate the clitoris. As the thumb reaches maximum velocity it is recomended that the user states enthusiastically "Sweeeeeeeeet!" This move is energetic and entertaining for both partners and while similar to the ever popular "shocker" its complete and utter disregard for the vagina keeps the body guessing. Named and inspired by the Greatest American Gladiator to ever tease a mane of fabulous blonde hair, Malibu, we hope you enjoy this amazing new move!!

(Girl to all her friends the next day)

"Gary totally gave me the most excellent Malibu of my life last night! And I'm fine today!"