Something along the lines of "Taifat al-Tawhed Wal-Jihad, meaning Monotheism and Jihad Group, would do the trick, he wrote. Or Jama'at I'Adat al-Khilafat al-Rashida, meaning Restoration of the Caliphate Group."

May sound ridiculous, but it's very likely had he done so whatever name he had chosen would have dominated cable TV for the better part of a week at least.