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Actually, I’m writing an affidavit to take to the courthouse for fact-checking which is almost as absurd an activity as taking silly on-line quizzes.

Those of you who might of had the pleasure of attending a new-business pitch with me might think the text from the above sounds a bit familiar

Prototype Item: Dancing Janet Reno action figure

previous item: cup of tea next item: deep-fried apple Description: This is sold somewhere in Soso. This is bought somewhere in Soso. Dancing Janet Reno action figure is the kind of thing you can nebulate. Weight: 200 Base Value: 170 shekels

A Dancing Janet Reno action figure is the kind of thing you can nebulate: effect on subject: energy -200 “The figure glows with mystical energy and slowly morphs into a space man robot!”