Jake's Corner

JULIA ROBERTS turned 47 yesterday, and she's one of the rare actresses of that age who has yet to mess with her face. She says, quote, "By Hollywood standards, I guess I've already taken a big risk in not having had a facelift."

BRUCE JENNER turned 65 yesterday, and he celebrated with a little ME TIME . . . which included GETTING HIS FINGERNAILS PAINTED PINK. For real. And there are pictures to prove it. Meanwhile, KHLOE and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN say Bruce is BORING, because all he ever wants for his birthday is a gift certificate to support his remote control helicopter hobby.

JOSE CANSECO shot off his left middle finger while cleaning a handgun in his house. Jose's fiancée Leila Knight was there when it happened. She says he was cleaning the gun at his kitchen table, and he didn't know it was loaded. She told the "L.A. Times", quote, "I heard the gun go off and saw his middle finger hanging by a string. It will either have to be amputated or have full reconstruction surgery." As of last night Jose was in surgery, and doctors were going to try to do as much as possible. But the bullet ripped through the bottom part of his finger, so even under the best circumstances, he'll never have full use of it again.

AMANDA BYNES is not sane enough to be unleashed upon the world. She was due to be released this week, but a judge ordered her to spend at least 30 more days under 24-hour psychiatric care. Also, Amanda's mom has officially petitioned to become her conservator once again.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE and CHRIS MARTIN have CONSCIOUSLY UNCOUPLED . . . and a source says it was Jennifer who did the uncoupling. Officially, we don't know why . . . but those ever-present anonymous sources say it's all about GWYNETH PALTROW . . . quote, "Jennifer just couldn't compete and didn't want to. Chris is clearly not over Gwyneth and his main priority is his kids. Jennifer really respects him, but she wants a man of her own.”

An Argentinian journalist says ANNE HATHAWAY refused to shake his hand, because she was afraid to catch Ebola . . . which nobody in Argentina apparently has. Alexis Puig flew to L.A. for a screening of Anne's new movie "Interstellar". And he says everybody else he interviewed shook his hand, from co-stars Matthew McConaughey and Jessica Chastain to director Christopher Nolan. But he Tweeted, quote, "Anne Hathaway didn't shake my hand because she was afraid of Ebola. #I'mAThirdWorldJournalist."

HUGH JACKMAN was recently treated for skin cancer . . . for the third time in a year. But he will NOT DIE. We assume. It was a minor thing, and his rep says it's "all good" now.

Don't expect to see RUSSELL BRAND on the big screen anymore. During a recent interview, he said, quote, "I'm not interested in making money anymore." Asked if that meant he was through with Hollywood, he replied, quote, "It probably does mean that, yes . . . It makes me scared if I think about money too much, then it makes me feel guilty."

ROBIN THICKE is done pandering to PAULA PATTON, and he's back on the game. Sources say Robin rolled into a Hollywood shop called Trashy Lingerie with four women, and dropped $2,800 buying them stuff, including sexy "Grecian" outfits. There's no word if this was for work or play.

A condo owned by "Twilight" star ASHLEY GREENE burned down in March of 2013, and Ashley is now being sued by the building manager, who claims he suffered respiratory damage. In his lawsuit, he says that a GLASS CRACK PIPE was found in the wreckage of the apartment. But a source says it's NOT TRUE, and that the building manager is just going on hearsay from someone who never even went into the apartment.

Now that TLC has cancelled the reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”, Mama June’s daughter, Anna Cardwell says that Mama June's sex offender ex-boyfriend Mark McDaniel molested her when she was just eight. Anna says that she was abused by McDaniel in 2002 and 2003. McDaniel was released in March after serving a 10-year prison service for forcing a girl to perform oral sex on him. There are rumors that Mama June is dating McDaniel again which led to the cancellation of the reality show. Sources say Anna feels betrayed by her mother for seeing McDaniel again, and feels that their relationship is now destroyed.

JUSTIN BIEBER was being driven down Rodeo Drive in a Rolls-Royce when he spotted a sexy chic on the sidewalk, and he made the driver stop right there. The woman turned out to be a model named JACQUELINE YOUNIS, and Justin tried to sweet-talk her by telling her she looks like Princess Jasmine from "Aladdin". Then they took a picture together. TMZ says it looked like they were about to exchange numbers, but too many photographers and fans swooped in and put the block on Justin.

LINDSAY LOHAN is in England right now, doing "Speed the Plow" on the London stage. And while she's there, she's hoping to bag herself a GINGER PRINCE. That's right: She's making a run at PRINCE HARRY. A "source" says, quote, "She thinks she can make her dream of becoming a princess come true. Lindsay loves that she and Harry are both redheads. She talks about how they'd make the most adorable kids." The source says Lindsay has been hanging out at Harry's favorite bars, hoping to bump into him, but it hasn't happened yet.

CHRIS ROCK says TRACY MORGAN is still recovering from the accident that killed his friend . . . and almost did in Tracy himself. But he's not over it mentally. Quote, "He's OK. I saw him not too long ago . . . He was very happy. He's got physical therapists. There's a lot of rehab going on. He's traumatized . . . his friend died."

The future of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is up in the air, because of reports that MAMA JUNE is back with an old boyfriend, who's been convicted of aggravated child molestation. And get this: The eight-year-old he abused is one of Mama June's RELATIVES. TLC says they are, quote, "very concerned." Mama June hasn't publicly commented . . . but her 14-year-old daughter Pumpkin says the whole story is BOGUS.

RENEE ZELLWEGER issued a statement yesterday about her appearance. But she made absolutely no mention of having undergone any cosmetic procedures. She just said it's because she's living a, quote, "differ

BILLY BOB THORNTON didn't love all the celebrity attention that came with dating ANGELINA JOLIE. At the time, there were all kinds of tabloid reports about them being wild . . . including that they had a dungeon and wore vials of each other's blood. Now, he admits that they did smear some of their blood in little lockets, but there were no vials and there was no dungeon.

KIM KARDASHIAN won't let her daughter North just STROLL into fame and money . . . it just isn't the Kardashian way. (???) She says, quote, "I was [telling] friends, 'I wonder what [my daughter North's] first job is gonna be.' And they were like, 'What? She's gonna have a job?' and I was like, 'Are you kidding me? Of course she is.' She will have to work for what she wants."

Word has it MELISSA RIVERS has inherited the bulk of JOAN RIVERS' estate, which is worth well over $100 million.

"Us" magazine claims she's getting $75 million in cash, as well as Joan's $35 million condo on New York's Upper East Side. Melissa's 13-year-old son Cooper is expected to get his own inheritance. Naturally, Melissa isn't the mood to be GLEEFULLY swimming through pools of gold coins right now. A so-called "source" says, quote, "It's no consolation for losing her mother so soon."