Craig, who has been hand-making these meditation pyramids since 2003, uses the Sacred Number Phi (1.618034) to calculate the precise 51° 49′ slope angle that make up the structures, so that the pyramid in our back yard will have the exact same dimensions as the Great Pyramid of Giza. This has been too long in coming at Camp Cairo. We just need to determine the length of the connecting poles, and then we too can be drawn more swiftly into the Alpha state and also sharpen our household razor blades, as well as our minds.

It’s unknown to me whether Lisa ordered up one of Craig’s copper capstones as well, though knowing her, she’s probably taken care of it. However, failing that, I’m thinking we could cook up a mean one made of shiny shiny abalone instead.