Obligatory Post About The Robert Marucci Gay Porn High School Scandal

Well, 18 year-old model Noel made the , after he was allegedly kicked out of high school for his adult work. This is apparently one of those things that, as gay men, we’re all supposed to care about and have opinions on this week—kind of like HBO’s Looking—but if we’re being entirely honest, I just couldn’t get it up to write about this over the past few days. (This is why I need an intern. Preferably one who looks like this and doesn’t get kidnapped by clown rapists.)

Nevertheless, the “Noel” tag has blown up here on xhardxtimesx.ru, and now I feel some dumb obligation to bring you the CliffsNotes for this story. It started out when a poster on revealed the following information:

“My cousin is a schoolmate with the model who plays Noel. Apparently this last week word got out around the school that he was in gay porn. He got severely bullied and, instead of helping him, the school will not let him graduate due to him causing a ‘campus disturbance’. They suspended him for 10 days, which leads to an automatic FA (failure from absences). Several students planned to protest by wearing support shirts, making posters, and skipping a class. The principle is threatening to automatically expel any student who joins in.”

A local Florida news station picked up on Marucci’s situation, revealing that he took the work with to support his family. Other students at Cocoa High School found his videos and began sharing explicit images of Marucci’s big penis and mouthwatering hole on their phones. Of course, well, they weren’t all doing it with the kindest intentions.

According to Marucci, administrators expelled him for being a “major disruption” after the images got out. They said he threatened to bring weapons to school, a claim which he denies. His own mother—who knew about his adult work—spoke out on the subject:

“I think he’s the most awesome person in the world. He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn’t be… I think that it is [the school principal]’s morals and her personal beliefs,and I don’t think that this is anybody’s business except for my son’s,. The children at the school found it [the porn] and she didn’t do anything to stop it.”

The school, of course, denied that Marucci’s work with had anything to do with the incident. The suspension was lifted, and he’ll be returning to classes this morning. A spokeswoman for the district, Michelle Irwin, told reporters:

“No child would ever be suspended for a job that they have outside of the school environment… In this particular case, we had an investigation, which is now complete, and the student is welcomed to come back to talk to Dr. Sullivan about his educational options.”

So there you have it! The story’s basically over until Marucci gets a book deal, gets interviewed by Oprah or capitalizes on the controversy by doing more porn for a higher rate. Now we can go back to watching videos like this, and stop caring about this crap.

– Dewitt

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Watch all five of Noel’s videos and two news reports on this matter below: