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Those could've been the tearful words of still reigning Miss USA Tara Conner. After a week of "will she or won't she get canned for being the LiLo of the pageant world?" The Donald came through with a resounding "no." He said, ""I believe she can do a tremendous service to young people." Indeed, Tara can inspire the youth to grow up to be Cokey McDrunks when they move to the big city. Get 'em while they're young.