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Had this funny little chat with one of my favorite buddies after a fit of pique.. Felt like sharing!!

me: I’ll start a story, you continue.

abi: Nice 😀

me: It should be a funny one.

abi: Hey! That is cool. 😀

me: Then, I’ll publish it on my blog, if its good enough. Let us see how creative you are!!

abi: Woaah, so it has to be decent.

me: I’m starting now..

Its 3am, and we hear a distant noise.. someone is honking a horn… this late!!

Next we hear the gravels are being displaced on the rusty road.. and the sound of a motor..

abi: It’s a van, that is coming closer towards us, as we stare into the blinding headlights, hoping to get a lift at this time on the lonely highway. The van slows down near us but doesn’t stop. We almost got a lift [Yaieee!!! Saviour :)]

The guy was probably spotting the girl standing next to me. Arghh!!! Irritating 😛

me: Yeah… not the guy.. your reaction! It was so immature of you. I’m not even your girlfriend in the story. 😡

Now I thought to myself, why did that guy not kidnap me?

abi: I already told you, YOU ARE UGLY. He got scared!!

me: And then my wish comes true with a truck that came 10 minutes after the van had gone. This guy looks pretty dangerous. He applies the brake as you asked for lift. You jump in and now it’s my turn. But hey!! I was the one who wanted to be kidnapped. Yet, he chooses to drive away without me. He drives for approximately 200m and stops with a sudden jerk. I have a gut feeling, that his intentions are not good. So, I start running towards the truck with all my energy.

me: I take out a pepper spray, look at it in utter disgust (I am allergic to pepper) and throw it away.. Then, I take out my knife, look at it impatiently and throw it away as well.. Aha!! Finally, to my amusement and pleasure, I found what I wanted… my handy cam.. I turn on the camera and request the truck driver for action replay!

hows that?

😉

abi: That was predictable!

Now when that truck guy comes, he doesn’t stop as well. He goes.

Me: Oye, now that is boring!

abi: Then a cyclist comes.. Even he doesn’t stop! He goes.

me: But, we run after him, attack him!!

abi: Aahh!! There u go, again!

me: We tie him to a rope and the other end of the rope with the cycle. Now, I ask u to sit. You try to sit on the cyclist’s seat and I slap you hard in the face and ask you to shift ahead.

abi: ah

me: Yer shocked but, you follow my orders. (I see some sense in you for the first time)

abi: Again, predictable!!!

me: Now m riding d cycle.. Yoohooo.. Now, if that was predictable, Guess the speed?

But, remember.. Yer sitting at the front and we are dragging the cyclist

abi: Yeah! Pretty good story. Must be a 100 miles an hour, looking at you!