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Saturday, 13 July 2013

YOUR FAVOURITE ABS REVEALED!

Earlier this week I put a poll on the blog with 8 of the most jaw droppingly hot, deeply fucking cut, shredded to the fucking bone sets of beautiful abdominals and asked you guys to vote for your favourite. It's been a close call between 3 choices, but with 21% of the vote, and just beating "BIG JUICY AB BLOCKS #5" and "CARVED OUT MIDSECTION #7" (the owners of which are revealed below), were the insanely fucking HOT "SHREDDED ABBER DABBERS #1"! And the owner of these incredible "touch 'em and you'll spunk your jim jams in 2 seconds flat" blocks of gorgeous ab meat?? That young, adorably cute, ripped from head to toe, professional mush scruncher and face snarler when crunching those thinly skinned blocks of ab Heaven, Czech half-human, half-muscle freak Jiri Borkovec!!

And a nice fucking choice of no.1 too!! Just fucking LOOK at those beauties pop pop popping through that tight paper thin "crunch too hard and it might just fucking rip" skin! I'm a fan of all the choices included in the poll, but Jiri was definitely a contender for my own personal top spot. Let's take a look at what makes Jiri's abber dabbers a worthy of no.1...

#1. There are EIGHT of the fuckers!! Not six....EIGHT!! To come across a genuine eight pack is so fucking rare but Jiri is amongst the genetically lucky few who has to crunch two extra muscles when he's onstage, ripped from head to toe, tanned up and oiled down in his shiny slurpy posing trunks. If anyone ever decided to make an adult version of Sesame Street, Jiri would be perfect for the role of The Count. "VON ripped to hell, crunched to fuckity fuck ab...TWO ripped to hell, crunched to fuckity fuck ab". Granted once he got to EIGHT he'd have to use his imagination a bit!

#2. LOOK. HOW. FUCKING. SHREDDED!! Jesus frigging frig those babies are CUT! Do abs GET any more fucking ripped?! Lines and grooves so effing deep you could lose your finger in them for a week! And look how fucking tightly that gorgeous looking skin stretches over those eight blocks of abdominal heaven. Anyone need to grate some cheddar?? Just use Jiri's abber dabbers! Need a washboard to get those tighty whities clean?? Just let Jiri crunch his eight pack aberoonies and get fucking scrubbing!!

#3. Not only are all eight of the fuckers shredded to the high bleedin' Heavens and back...but they also happen to be eight of the most aesthetically pleasing/beautiful looking fucking abdominals on this, or any other, planet! As gorgeous as they are, they also have a slight "manic" look about them, the way they're unevenly stacked up against each other, like they're fighting for space, which in turn, along with the fact that they're just so fucking stacked and cut, gives them a real freaky looking feel!! Gorgeous looking, but slightly awkward and a little unconventional, flat out freaky as fuck, and above all else HOT AS BLOODY HELL!! Much like the lad sporting them himself!

#4. They look fucking PHENOMENAL when Jiri's in competition, working that stage and strutting his stuff in his shiny ball and glute huggers, kerrrr-ANK-ing out those crazy abs and thighs poses! FOOK YEAH! Jiri's got some freaky fucking shredded quads on him that's for sure, but when he's hitting those abs and thighs, you just can't tear your eyes away from that incredible midsection! Just a mass of HARD rippling muscle, bumps, blocks, cuts, grooves and ripples, barely contained in that dangerously thin skin. I love the way he often looks like he's slightly leaning his upper body to one side too, like he's rocking those babies from one side to another, like "EUURGGHH", twisting and crunching those shredded to buggery ab blocks to the right and then "HHR-YEAAHH", twisting and crunching those ripped to fuckery ab bricks to the left. And of course, no analysis of Jiri's abs and thighs pose would be complete without a mention of....THOSE FUCKING FACES!! You all know I love it when bodybuilders scrunch and screw up their faces as their cranking the beef...and this Czech cutie just happens to be on *the* biggest scrunchy monkeys in the business...and none more so than when he's treating the audience to those crazy abs and thighs poses. Just fucking look at him, outrageously scrunching, and shamelessly snarling as he's rocking those babies on stage. Not only are the faces he pulls fucking awesome, but so uniquely "him"! The way his mouth gurns to one side, with his cheeky/gorgeous "GRRRR...check THIS shit out" grin peeping through. GURN BABY GURN! Just so bleedin' cheeky, so damn cocky, so bloody adorable and so damn fucking HOT! Much like, again, the lad himself!

I dedicated a post to Jiri in all his awesome/cute/cheeky/shredded glory earlier this year, which you can view here, but I can't give as much attention to Jiri's abs as I have above without actually giving some evidence, so here it is, a feast of pics of some of the most insanely hot eight pack abber dabbers in the business, one of my personal favourite six, oooops sorry Jiri, EIGHT packs, and, of course, your no.1 choice of hot/hard/dry/tight/freaky/shredded abdominals!!

And as promised, the names of the owners of all the other sets of abs in the poll. "RIPPLING SIX PACK #2" belongs to gorgeous Brazilian muscle BEAST Eduardo Correa...

The owner of those "BIG JUICY AB BLOCKS #5" which came a very close second in the poll is awesome Arabian muscle superstar Sami Al Haddad...

The ridiculously fucking RIPPED, hot looking blocks of ab muscle which made up "TIGHT SHREDDED STOMACH #6" belong to that South African cutie Louis Bessinger...

The insanely fucking RIPPED juicy abbers which made up "CARVED OUT MIDSECTION #7", which came a very close 3rd, and were a strong contender for my personal top spot, belong to American pro mass muscle monster Johnnie Jackson...

3 comments:

OMG yes addict, can't top your comments on JIRI cause just reading them made me hard, it was like reading about MATTY again. i know you love young ripped, honed to the boner stallions as i do and JIRI is at the top of the class. love the shots of him in those tiny silver posers packed with young muscled, rutting, solid manmeat and that shot in those red sweats. SWEAT, my favorite word in muscledom. maybe a post of the most sweatdrenched musclegods you can find addict, just an idea, but as always another great post and love the polls you CUM up with. thanks!!!

Thanks matie. Hadn't actually planned to write that much but when you're dealing with something as flat out freaky, mind blowingly awesome and just plain fucking horny as Jiri's abs it's hard to stop! ;) Always a lot of fun doing polls on the blog so it definitely won't be the last!

Great poll -- and definitely great results. To your "Ode to Jiri's Jism-Bomb Belly" I would happily add mention of his ab veins, in particular THE VEIN. It snakes from his lowest right abber-dabber block (when you're looking at him), squiggling and riggling lower and lower to the fat-free, sizzle zone at the very top of his junk and then plunges into the delicious great unknown of his shimmering pouch. God in heaven, how I want to trace the twisted path of the fucker down down down to the very root of his manhood and see that the vein is feeding! You know that you can probably see it throbbing, the testosterone-laden blood coursing through it in waves the match his breathe....