Normally, the Monday before a long weekend is, like, the worst. The weekend is very far and it feels like each day is 400 hours long. Today, a Monday before a long weekend (the first of the summer, WHATUP!), is a different story thanks to Katy Perry, Madonna, and V magazine. Katy and Madonna cover V's Summer 2014 issue, dressed in matching black skirts and jackets.

While neither is fully featured on the other's cover, their legs and a whip (I think?) are. Katy wears a full leather outfit, decorated with safety pins. Her hair is green, though only on the bottom—as an expert in Katy's wig collection, I can confidently say this is a wig. Katy loves green wigs these days.

Madonna is similarly outfitted, though instead of safety pins she has subtle satin stripes across her jacket and skirt. She has on leopard-print driving gloves and tights with runs in them—if you're anything like me, you'll take comfort in knowing that Madge also rips her tights. Stars: They're just like us. Madonna's hair is serving up some serious Bettie Page vibes, a look Katy is quite familiar with.