well i have a 10 can a day habit.the good people and government deem it right to fund my habit,its great getting leathered everyday for free.i get my rent paid,poll tax and loads of other free stuff.i am getting a little worried now though in case they say my problem isnt a disabilty anymore as i might have to cut down to five a day.god forbid that happens i will have to find a job on the side.im having sleepless nights over this it really is affecting my good half of me liver.
mmmm i wonder if i could claim owt for that?

well i have a 10 can a day habit.the good people and government deem it right to fund my habit,its great getting leathered everyday for free.i get my rent paid,poll tax and loads of other free stuff.i am getting a little worried now though in case they say my problem isnt a disabilty anymore as i might have to cut down to five a day.god forbid that happens i will have to find a job on the side.im having sleepless nights over this it really is affecting my good half of me liver.
mmmm i wonder if i could claim owt for that?ste.g

Talk about drinking? Behave yourselves! Drinking alcohol is an integral part of our British culture, Beer is part of that culture, Wine is part of that culture and Spirits are part of that culture. Enjoying being British is also part of our culture. So enjoy it! You are a long time dead!

Mines a double old boy!

Chin Chin!

Bottoms Up!

Deus Vobiscum

Talk about drinking? Behave yourselves! Drinking alcohol is an integral part of our British culture, Beer is part of that culture, Wine is part of that culture and Spirits are part of that culture. Enjoying being British is also part of our culture. So enjoy it! You are a long time dead!
Mines a double old boy!
Chin Chin!
Bottoms Up!
Deus VobiscumDEO VOLENTE

Am sorry but you teetotallers are going too far, you are impinging upon my Human Rights now and therefore breaking the Laws of this land. So I suggest that you all keep your meetings to yourself and do it quietly too.
Article 27 states, We all have the right to our own way of life, and to enjoy the good things that science and learning bring. Your incessant bleatings about alcohol are enough to drive a man to drink!
There are more fat people wobbling around this town than are drunkards, so I suggest that you stand outside the many supermarkets having a dig at them for a change and leave me and mine alone.
Everytime you go in a supermarket nowadays the aisles are cluttered with people gimping about on scaffolding trying to support their manifest obesity.. do you not see them?
Or is more a case that you would sooner have a dig at those so down trodden in life that their only solace is the oblivion of alcohol?
If this is the only cause that you see worth championing then I feel sad for you. Why not call for a decent working wage for people, so that their spirits are lifted beyond the demon drink. You would rally more to your cause than the morally bankrupt bible-bashing few that circle your banner at present.

Am sorry but you teetotallers are going too far, you are impinging upon my Human Rights now and therefore breaking the Laws of this land. So I suggest that you all keep your meetings to yourself and do it quietly too.
Article 27 states, We all have the right to our own way of life, and to enjoy the good things that science and learning bring. Your incessant bleatings about alcohol are enough to drive a man to drink!
There are more fat people wobbling around this town than are drunkards, so I suggest that you stand outside the many supermarkets having a dig at them for a change and leave me and mine alone.
Everytime you go in a supermarket nowadays the aisles are cluttered with people gimping about on scaffolding trying to support their manifest obesity.. do you not see them?
Or is more a case that you would sooner have a dig at those so down trodden in life that their only solace is the oblivion of alcohol?
If this is the only cause that you see worth championing then I feel sad for you. Why not call for a decent working wage for people, so that their spirits are lifted beyond the demon drink. You would rally more to your cause than the morally bankrupt bible-bashing few that circle your banner at present.woolywords