Danny Phantom Mystery Science Theater 3000 crossover.Vlad and Dr. Forrester send Ron and Danny to the Satellite of Love to participate in the experiment with Tom Servo and Crow. Current episode: Reign Storm film broke, so they must watch.... POWER RANGERS

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I own neither Danny Phantom and related characters or Crow T. Robot
and related characters.

Bold transpiring, non bold happening on the screen.

In the
not-too-distant future

In the
Park of Amity

Dr.
Forrester and Plasmius

Were
hatching an Evil Scheme.

They
kidnapped a boy by the name of Dan,

A
half-ghost regular joe they couldn't stand

They
needed another good test case,

So
they conked him on the noggin

And
they shot him into space. (Get me down!)

We'll
send him DP eps and fics,

Any
that we can find (la-la-la).

He'll
have to sit and watch them all,

And
we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).

Now
keep in mind Danny can't control

Where
the eps begin or end (la-la-la)

He'll
try to keep his sanity

With
the help of his various friends.

Subject
Roll Call:

Danny!
(Goin' Ghost!)

Ron!
(I'm supposed to be the AUTHOR!)

Tom
Servo! (h'lo there!)

Croooow!
(That's one "o"!)

If
you're wondering how he eats and breathes

and
other science facts (la la la),

Just
repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,

I
should really just relax

For
Mystery Danny Theater 3000!"

"So, who are you
guys again?"

"Ok, Danny, I'll
explain again," Ron said, "These are humorous robots, designed by
Joel, the first victim of the experiment. The one with a dome for a
head is Tom Servo, and the other is Crow. Apparently, Dr. Forrester
needed new victims." "Hey, watch it pal!" Crow said, "you
callin us torture?" "Hello," a voice came from a once blank
screen. "Plasmius?" Danny said, "Figures you're in on this."
"Actually, how ARE you here? Danielle killed you in When Worlds
Collide," Ron asked. "Oh, no I wasn't dead, not really. I was
biding my time," Vlad said. "That makes no sense! She blasted
straight through you!" Ron said. "Yeah, and now I can do this!"
Vlad said, sticking his hand through a hole in his chest. "To quote
Leela, 'Impressive! But this kinda supports my 'you are dead'
theory.'" "Anyway, Dr. Forrester's last subject went insane,
so, to get back at you, I volunteered YOU TWO!" Vlad said. "Wait,
why me? Danielle killed you!" Danny said. "True," Vlad said,
"but you're genetically identical, so the teleporter locked onto
YOU! And as for Ron, well, he wrote my death. If Daniel HAD to win,
there were better ways of writing it, you know." "Valid point,"
Ron said. Lights and sirens went off. "WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!" Tom
and Crow yelled. "Well, we better get to the theater before they
turn off the oxygen," Ron said. They made their way to the theater.

Mystery
Meat

Prologue

Crow: Also known as
"The stuff that happens before the stuff happens.

The
screen fades in to a man dressed in an orange jumpsuit with black
hair that seems to be starting to turn white.

Crow: So, who's
the fat guy?

Ron: That's his
dad, man!

MAN:
So, Danny.

Crow (MAN): You want
to jump around in Underoos all day like me?

Danny: CROW!

Ron: That would seem
to be your line now.

The
shot moves out and we see the man standing in front of three people
in chairs. On the far left is a black-haired boy dressed in a white
with red shirt, blue jeans, and red and white sneakers. Sitting next
to him is a black-haired girl and an African American boy. The girl
is wearing stereotypical Goth attire consisting of a black with
purple tanktop that exposes her midriff, a black skirt with green
plaid stripes, purple tights and black boots. The other boy is
wearing a red hat with a tucked in yellow shirt along with green
pants and brown boots. The entire group is sitting in front of a
closed yellow and black door that seems to be a portal of some kind.

MAN:
You and your little friends want to hunt ghosts.

Cut
to the black-haired boy, Danny.

DANNY:
Ah, ac-ac-actually, Dad? I...want to be an astronaut.

Tom: Great way to
start, kid, you're on a satellite right now.

Pan
to the girl.

GIRL:
Sorry, Mr. Fenton. I was into ghosts, but they're so mainstream
now.

Crow: Yes, because
you bump into a ghost at every street corner.

Danny: Actually…

They're
like cellphones.

Pan
to other boy.

BOY:
Waste these looks and all this charisma hunting ghosts? Criminal.

Tom: Yes, you're
obviously meant to be a bodybuilder.

Cut
to Danny's father's face.

DANNY'S
FATHER: Well, if you do want to hunt ghosts,--

Crow: (DANNY'S
FATHER) You need to wear pants.

He
turns to a table behind him with laboratory equipment and beakers.

DANNY'S
FATHER: --there are a few things you need to learn.

Crow:
(DANNY'S FATHER)Like how to choose flattering jumpsuit colors.

Danny's
father messes around with a few of the glasses on the table.

Cut
to Danny's face. Danny suddenly has a blue mist escaping from his
mouth.

Crow: (DANNY) Could
we turn down the A/C? It's freezing in here.

DANNY:
Oh, no.

Cut
to the portal from earlier, the door now opening.

DANNY:
(offscreen) This isn't good.

Tom: What was your
first clue, Sherlock?

Two
ghosts that look like octopuses escape from the green-swirling
portal. The ghosts grab the girl and the boy around their mouths and
lift them up out of their chairs.

Cut
to Danny's father's face.

DANNY'S
FATHER: True, I've never seen a ghost, but when I do, I'll be
prepared.

Ron: In relation to
who? You're the most incompetent ghost hunter in Amity Park!

Pan
to Danny standing behind his father. Danny looks alarmed.

Cut
to the ectopuses floating above the floor, the girl and boy still in
their grasp.

DANNY'S
FATHER: (offscreen) And so will you. Whether you want to be or not.

Cut
to Danny's face. Danny gets a determined look on his face.

The
shot opens to Danny's father still messing with the various items on
the lab table while Danny jumps offscreen, a white light appearing
and disappearing before various fighting noises are heard.