indian wells is close to palm springs right?

There are some pretty cool houses in the world. Even with the incredible amenities those houses have, none can match the true late 80’s essences of this house in Indian Wells, CA. It comes with everything from a tiered pool, spa, a waiting room for the spa, a game room, swim up bar under a waterfall, all the pastel colors you could ask for and two giant shaggy dog sculptures.

Look at those sculptures. Those dogs would die in the desert heat.

Nicknamed the Party House, for obvious reasons, this 12,369 square foot resort like mansion in the desert has everything you need to live the high life of a 1980’s playboy (or playgirl, since we are not actually in the 80’s).

Looking at the pictures below, you would probably guess this house in somewhere in the $50-60 million range. Well, you’re life just got a little more confusing because this amazing properly that’s stuck in the Reagan Era is only $11.9 million. Sure, it’s more than you have but at least it’s not completely out of the dream. We all think we’ll be able to afford a $11.9 million house someday, some of us will, hopefully me and not you. Anyway…..

After a long, hard assessment of this property (about as long as it took to look through the pictures), I have decided this is the coolest house in America, at least the coolest house that’s for sale. Don’t agree? Add a link in the comments if you find something cooler, haha, not likely!

Very nice outdoor living space.

The only way to make this place cooler is if we learned Coldplay rented it for a weekend.

The game room full of classic games such as pool and drinking alcohol and falling down those slippery black steps.

In addition to the 7 bedrooms and 13 bathroom, you also get a spa.

Filled with beautiful colored tiles.

And, a waiting room for the spa. So you can belittle your friends by making them wait for you, calling them after an hour and letting them know the spa is booked the rest of the day.

Sit your ass down and wait for my call. There are magazines you can read. Yes, I know they are from 1991, just read them.

You also get your own salon. I don’t know what a full time beautician costs but I’m sure it’s worth it.

Can you cut it a little shorter? Wait, no, that’s too much, put it back.

We haven’t even gotten to the pool yet! It’s the pool you dream about when your parents tell you their putting a pool in but end up going for the old bean shape.