Dragonspear Castle Caption Contest

The Caption Contest Is Back!

Did you miss it? We sure did! It’s back now and it’s got some icing on the cake this time too, in case you’re new or you forgot how all of this works it’s pretty simple. You submit a comment to this blog post with a single caption for this comic and at the end of the month you might win a prize, read onward for more! (Click comic to enlarge)

Congratulations to the caption winner Mike P. with his caption:

“The Dark God Ruxpin requires tribute if story time is to continue.”

Also congrats to Thrakazog who is our randomly selected winner for the Ghosts of Dragonspear Castle D&D module!

Win A Copy of A Gencon Exclusive D&D Next Adventure, What?!

Did you miss out on heading to Gencon this year? Were you really looking forward to snagging a copy of the exclusive D&D Next Adventure Ghosts of Dragonspear Castle? Don’t want to pay the absurd prices people are selling it for on eBay? Well here’s your chance to win a copy and all you have to do is try and be funny! Everyone who submits an entry for this month’s caption contest is going to be randomly entered into a drawing that will net one lucky winner a copy of Dragonspear.

But Wait, there’s More!

Of course, whomever d20Monkey and ourselves decide had the funniest caption will still be winning a free month of Ascendant time, their caption featured on d20Monkey.com at a later date, a T-shirt, and whatever other miscellaneous schwag we can shower you with!

Contest ends midnight (CST) on September 30th, and the winner will be contacted shortly after. Remember one caption per comment, and leave as many as you like! May the funniest gamer win!

About Ghosts of Dragonspear Castle

Ghosts of Dragonspear Castle takes characters from 1st to 10th level, complete with pregens, a bestiary, and everything else you need to hit the ground running. It utilizes the D&D Next playtest rules and features a rather varied set of adventures.

GoDC provides a nice solidified play experience for it if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like downloading all the new playtest packets and trying to keep up with all of D&DNext’s updates. The book clocks in at 279 pages and is jam packed with art, funny designer notes, maps, and one of the most gorgeous character sheets we’ve ever seen.

169 comments:

“It was an interesting turn of events when Johannes’ player ate the last of our Game Master’s Teddy Grahms…”

Why you should never desecrate the great Teddy Bear God his follows become very aggressive when their sacred foid is taken it also helps to have Feather fall memorized guess I shouldnt have skipped that lesson oh well tòooooo lateeeeee nowwwwwwwww

This week on Dungeons & Dragons, Presto learns that Endor is home to an entirely different genre altogether, and Diana remembers that she still has an underdeveloped class designed for a very specific niche.

chief: come back you thief!!! no one steals the sacred gummy recipe from us, no one.
guard: what shall we do my chief?
wizard: i shall now sell this recipe to betty crocker and you will never see me again.
guard: well at least it wont be duncon hinzes, my chief.
chief: or that insane marie claire or her partner sara lee.

1000 WAYS TO DIE # 942: This tale involves a kindly wizard whose offer of honey roasted nuts was taken as insult because of the Bear People’s tree nut allergy. He was then flung to his death from a high cliff.
1000 WAYS TO DIE # 942: “HIGHLY EMBEARASSED!”

Singing:
Look for the bear monstrosities
The killer bear monstrosities
Forget about cute furries and your life.
I mean the bear monstrosities
Will help a bugger rest in peace
Toss you from a cliff and end your strife.

Broadway producers of “Wicked” had originally considered a Warlock of the West, but when they’d reach the main song, “Gravity,” it was obvious that their only possibilities were “Spider-man, Turn Off The Dark” understudies.

Negotiations having failed, and Gandaldore having been unable to figure out a way to seal away their dark god, he was made a sacrifice, so that the Pooh the Devourer would spare their village for another year.

Running only to find the inept rather than adept young wizard plummeting to his death as he curses out loud, “awe bloody ‘ell you loveable huggable… aaahhh no please do not devour my soul I just wanted a hug!”

Neither proud nor ashamed of the things he had done on the Isle of Furries, Nestor the Fabulous spent his remaining seconds on this planet reflecting on the marvels that he uncovered, and would die knowing his only regret was breaking a heart.

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