That all depends on the right "caliber" of "product" they're able to "handle."

JT, you still going with a non-lubricated test robot for the trainees? I'm telling you, you'll save a fortune in medical claims if you will just accept modern lubricants as an integral part of the training regimen.

JT, you still going with a non-lubricated test robot for the trainees? I'm telling you, you'll save a fortune in medical claims if you will just accept modern lubricants as an integral part of the training regimen.

The next generation of products is well beyond that. Think self-lubrication.

Originally Posted by southside

How much "product" are you able to "handle"? I bet a lot.

Pfft. Like profitable drug dealers, faux purveyors of pleasure know it's against the rules to sample your own goods.

I'm so out of the loop. I really need to take a tour of your new facility and get up to speed. 32 Green still moonlighting as your security chief?

I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

LOL! WTF!?

Originally Posted by Jasper17

I want to be on record as saying, any job that requires a lubricant as a training regimen, is not for me. That's not the kind of demand I was looking for.

Maybe one of the mods could get to the bottom of this and see that it's restored?

I assumed Sooth did it, so I didnt pursue it. I will make inquiries.

Originally Posted by southside

I wasn't privy to that reference.

Might as well have that tattoo'ed on yer throbbin' noggin. Save ya the words.

Originally Posted by jetswin

They probably found a pair of his old sneakers and wanted to return them.

Lol!

I still think this all goes back to "Pick up your phone, Mark".

Theory; 4 day AC Bender, AWOL at home and work. Gets the boot from new job, sniffs around old one and finds out the option to return is available; Greases us with the my old job has agreed to my demands.