"Better Than Me"

"Better Than Meat"

The Lyrics

My new girl don't want me to eat meat'cause she's a vegan and thinks that I should beI gave in 'cause she's so sexybut after the lovin' I am so hungryOh oh oh...I told myself I won't miss itbut I remember (oh oh oh)what it feels like to eat it

I really miss porkchops in my faceand the way fried chicken would tasteand I wish that she knew thisthere is nothing better than meat

I cried today when I found itI thought was lost, a coupon for a free McRibA favorite memory when I was a boythat time at the store, I shoplifted two sirloinsOh oh oh...I told myself I won't miss itbut I remember (oh oh oh)what it feels like to eat it

I really miss corndogs in my faceand the way cheeseburgers would tasteand I wish that she knew thisthere is nothing better than meat

Well, I can't eat anymore tofuso, I guess I will just say it's over'cause I need some meatI think I'll head on down to Quizno'sand just find myself a real woman, yo'cause that's what they needweeeeeeeee!!

I really miss prime rib in my faceand the way that sausage would tasteand I wish that she knew thisthere is nothing better than meat

I really miss bacon in my faceand the way beef wellington tatstesand I wish that she knew thisthere is nothing better than meatAnd just salad, can't eat itthere is nothing better than meatAnd squash muffins, can't eat 'emthere is nothing better than meatOh, and wheatgerm, can't eat itthere is nothing better than meatNow, her tuna, can't eat it...

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