Did Bigfoot Lose His Way To The Party?

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Did Big Foot Lose His Way To The Party?

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BIGFOOT HAS BEEN SPOTTED TAKING A STROLL THROUGH WOODS IN SPOKANE, WASHINGTON.

“While hiking, we accidentally caught an image of bigfoot walking through the woods,” claims Samantha13950 on YouTube. “I didn’t even notice until I got home and saw it on the computer! This scarred [sic] the crap out of us!”

Well, maybe. But there’s a lot of doubters on YouTube:

“Stop trying to make the entire internet a place for delinquency,” snapped pcvideogamer. “It’s bad enough with the gaga’s and beibers of this world never mind this user generated dross.

And ctallg scolds, “It walks like a﻿ guy in a suit thinks the sasquatch would walk. If Bigfoot was truly bipedal than it would straighten its spine to move more quickly, like humans do. This is so clearly a guy in a cheap suit who is pretending to move like an animal, instead of a real limber bipedal creature.”