Now, because life has a way of executing perfect poetry, here’s a clip of V. Stiviano saying a bunch of racist shit about black people. I hope she gets a lifetime ban from … uh, dating racists?

The footage comes to us via TMZ (of course) and was recorded back in 2011 as part of a pilot for a show about gold diggers. Not a joke. V. was chosen as one of the personalities, and she uses her personality to say things like, “I don’t understand black people. You give them a little bit of money, they don’t know what to do with it.” She’s also got a great stand-up bit about rims.

Enjoy! Or don’t, and shamefully shake your head for the rest of the day.

Update: In what’s either an instance of horrible humanity or great PR timing, a new report says V. was assaulted by two racist guys on Sunday night. Via HuffPo:

“They were about 5’7 and they knew exactly who she was. They began to hit her and called her the N word,” attorney Mac Nehoray told Radar Online. “Other disgusting slurs were made against her. She was able to run away and several onlookers then began attempting to apprehend the two men.”

He said the incident happened at about 7 p.m. outside the Gansevoort Hotel in Manhattan.

A bouncer at the hotel told the New York Daily News that “fists were thrown” in a brawl that broke out in front of the building and Stiviano was somehow in the middle of it. He said, however, that it wasn’t clear what role she played in the fight.

Stiviano’s attorney told CBS Los Angeles that the 31-year-old was punched “on the right side of her face several times.” The attorney added that Stiviano did not file a police report but will “probably do so.”

I wish the report had featured the phrase, “we did not know if they were racist, but they probably were.” Here’s an idea: put V. Stiviano and Donald Sterling into cryo-sleep and revive them when everything’s fine.

and also, she shoudl come off way worse than Sterling here since he’s an old white fart taken out of context and she she’s a young, dumb fuckhead who is intentionally, and in context, attempting to be funny and clever.
I in no way feel sorry for sterling and his very deserved squirming, but hopefully she’ll be the poster child for who the people who do this kind of shit really are like (usually worse).