Spotted at a Chiefs bar in Philadelphia that the NFL Network pregame show committed an oddly excessive amount of time to. Rest assured, it’s not just there. Fake Andy Reids are occupying all of Philadelphia, breaking into homes and using their timeouts. It’s the new Sharknado, just with more barbecue.

I wish I had seen the pre-game. We all know the big market and gritty teams that have bars across the country, of course, and in a city Philly’s size there are places for teams that were popular in the Starter Jacket era like the Niners and Dolphins. But a Chief’s bar?

Those head-sets, red shirts and vacant, soft-focus gazes make them look like they work at a Wendy’s that makes a show of employing special people. Maybe Andy Reid missed his calling- the obese retard at the fast food joint who is only employee who knows what he’s doing. “Time out! Don’t forget the Frosty!”