Paris Hilton arrested and released at World Cup

Paris Hilton, hotel heiress and sex tape star, thought her trip to the World Cup would just include soccer and a few libations with friends.
What she got instead was some marijuana and a couple of overzealous South African police.Hilton was detained after officials said she was caught “red handed” with weed. But it appears it wasn’t hers.

Hey guys, there’s a lot of crazy rumors going around. Just want you all to know the truth. Everything is completely fine. I was not charged or arrested, cause I didn’t do anything. I was assisting the police with the investigation and answering their questions. Everyone was super nice and friendly to me.

Can we all just agree that South African security probably have more pressing matters than a little ganja during a soccer game? I mean, vuvuzela violence is up 500% in the last week, there’s been at least 1000 more cases of AIDS since the World Cup started and we’re concerned with stopping women from flashing their breasts?
Priorities people. Priorities.