Alison Brie was supposed to be on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night, but she was sick and had to cancel at the last minute. Luckily, Gillian Jacobs — who someday will be referred to as multiple Emmy-winning actress Gillian Jacobs, god willing — filled in for her. She quoted Ghostbusters, played the trombone, made blowjob jokes, and admitted she’s never had alcohol in her whole life. Jacobs also reacted perfectly when Ferguson called NBC “f*ckin’ idiots” for the way they’ve pushed and pulled Community around their schedule, which, yup.

Annoyingly, CBS hasn’t made their clips embeddable yet, so if you want to see the video, click here and go to 32 minutes in. Or watch Vulture’s best-of below. Way to Britta this, CBS!

Troy is Gilligan. Jeff is the skipper because Jeff hits Troy. I guess Abed is a professor because yappity yap. Pierce and Shirley are Mr. and Mrs. Howel. Which makes sense because of the roles of Pierce and Shirley on the show are largely side characters.

The Dean could be one of the many people in various costumes that get stuck on the island for an episode.

Hold on Hold on Hold on. She doesn’t drink? What the fuck is wrong with her?
Man that ruins everything. Why would she have never tried it? GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMN IT.
Is it a Jesus thing. Coz that would make me puke. How the fuck am I gonna get into her pants now?

It’s not that great, actually. It’s quite a waste of life. I believe most of the more successful people out there aren’t big on drinking, really. Check out this list: [www.ranker.com] Bruce Lee, David Bowie and Donald Trump. 3 peas in a pod. Just kidding. I actually didn’t get beyond page 3 on that link because I don’t really care that much, I bet most of the most successful entrepreneurs you can think of aren’t big drinkers.

I’m Irish. I think I know a thing or two about alcoholism! My original comment was left in the hope that it would be a starting point for some fine roofy, kidnapping and rape jokes, but then greed and Shennanigans had to turn up and be preachy motherfucking buzzkills.
Lighten up fuckfaces! Maybe ye should get loaded and stop taking yerselves so seriously!

If you are getting at ‘not all Muslims are terrorists’, you shouldn’t use DJ Khaled as an example because he’s been terrorizing our eardrums for years. You can, however, replace him with Dave Chappelle.