Gabriela And Monica Irimia – How To Masturbate Properly

Real Women Explain How To Masturbate Your Way To Mind-Blowing Pleasure

1. “I’ve been known to fuck a vegetable. Give me a cucumber or a carrot with the right girth and I’m the happiest girl on the planet. I just thrust it in and out, again and again—slower to start and than fast, like Thumper the bunny. I get wetter and wetter until I cum.” — Jasminka, 34

2. “Every woman needs to own a detachable shower head. There’s nothing like the sensation of running water right up against your vagina. Just hold it down there, moving it around so the pressure of the stream hits you in different spots. You’ll find yourself squirming like a mad woman in no time. I realized this the first time I went in a jacuzzi and the jet stream turned me on. Been devoted to long, leisurely orgasm baths ever since.” — Eveline, 33

3. “Lube is an absolute must. Either spit on your finger or buy some water based sex lube and apply a little before sending your fingers south of the border. You’ll slip right into the good spots if you rub yourself for long enough. I like to lie back against a big fluffy cushion and lube my nipples up with my left hand so they get nice and hard while I use the right to fiddle with my clit.” — Carla, 23

4. “You have to figure out your own body, and that can take time because vaginas are a lot harder to unravel than dicks. I fingered myself every night for three months straight when I was 14 until I finally got myself off and I was soooooo overwhelmingly satisfied when it finally happened. I learned that I personally need a combination of clitoral stimulation and internal finger fucking. Now that I know the magic formula, there’s an orgasm literally at my fingertips whenever I want it!” — Franny, 18

5. “Figure-eights around the clitoris do it for me. Every. Single. Time. I never even bother sticking my fingers inside my vagina because I don’t need to. Clit stim does it for me.” — Meg, 25

6. “I felt stupid the first time I moaned while masturbating—until I realized just how powerful vocalizing stuff can be. I’ll say things like, ‘Yeah, baby. Fuck me like that’ in between moaning and rubbing my crotch and I always get there within five minutes without fail.” — Bella, 30

7. “I’m a certified pillow humper. I basically act like I’m having sex with a guy as I rub my entire body up against my pillows in bed. I’ll touch myself between my thighs but it’s really the humping and getting the crease of the pillow to rub me the right way that gets me aroused. I swear it can be better to dry hump a pillow than an actual guy sometimes.” — DJ, 31

8. “The day my parents insisted I start using an electric toothbrush in high school, I saw the potential of that little gizmo right away. OMG it’s such a useful tool—better than any vibrator I’ve ever used to masturbate. I’ll hold it up against my vagina through my underwear on ‘sensitive’ mode, and then I’ll play around with the different settings, switching from ‘gum care’ and eventually working my way up to ‘deep clean.’ It’s the perfect fake penis.” — Lucy Jane, 22

9. “I’m imaginative, so for me it’s important to craft the right story. I’ll put on some sexy lingerie and start thinking of a scenario. Maybe it’s me, super fit, running into my ex and his new girlfriend and I use my sensual powers to seduce him away from her. Or I’m leaning up against my boss’ desk, letting him fuck me from behind as he goes through the agenda of our morning meeting and all our colleagues watch as it rains rose petals. I like to get creative and weird because the story gets me hot. The better the fantasy, the better the orgasm form my experience. Oh, and if you ever need inspo, watching porn def helps.” — Tonya, 23

10. “I’m big on the sitting position. The angle I can massage my vagina from when I’m seated drives me crazy. So I’ll sit on my couch or bed or even the toilet and touch myself alternating hands until I climax. I do a lot of concentric circles around my clit and I pivot my hips back and forth a lot too.” — Sally, 35

11. “I’m a nipple pincher. Don’t underestimate the power of other body parts when you’re masturbating. I like to lie down and run my hands up and down my body and massage my breasts and feel myself up. Then, once I’m warmed up a little, I move onto the pink parts. I attack my nipples and vagina until I’m screaming with orgasmic pleasure.” — Quinn, 26

12. “Once you find the right vibrator, it’s so easy to get yourself off. I’m partial to small, egg-shaped ones that vibrate on a few different settings. I’ll start out on the soft hum and work my way up to the highest level. Sometimes I stick the little egg inside my vag and rub my clit and it works like a charm. You just have to keep your underwear on so it doesn’t pop out all the time.” — Ava, 24