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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
-------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-------- --------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told
------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
---------------------------------------------! ---------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
-------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-------- --------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told
------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
---------------------------------------------! ---------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

To be honest with your question, and I am sure it is not a popular opinion. I am homophobic. I easily turn up a lip to the obvious flamer and become uncomfortable around them. I don't try to be, they are nice people but I just can't help it.

That being said I am happily married with a 3 year old die hard Chiefs son with one in the oven, due by year end. A lot of those jokes are true for me, simply because my wife is just that awesome. However, I have corrupted her a little.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. -------- --------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ---------------------------------------------! ---------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

To be honest with your question, and I am sure it is not a popular opinion. I am homophobic. I easily turn up a lip to the obvious flamer and become uncomfortable around them. I don't try to be, they are nice people but I just can't help it.

That being said I am happily married with a 3 year old die hard Chiefs son with one in the oven, due by year end. A lot of those jokes are true for me, simply because my wife is just that awesome. However, I have corrupted her a little.