A prestigious and well-known competition for the world's best Niggamin. Stages include: The Away Message Competition and the Crowning Ceremony. It spans over the time of one week, and each day one girl is eliminated. Competitors must all have a knowledge of everything Niggamin. Sometimes Niggamin herself judges.

Devon: Hey, are you going to enter Miss Niggamin this year?
Steph: I don't know...It seems like a lot of work!
Lauren: What is this contest you speak of?
Steph and Devon: DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!?!
Niggamin: That bitch is O-U-T!