How should the court react with
disputable Emojis?

The former lawyer who had a solicitor's office before his retirement in Saturn
wanted to know this. This Emoji had to defend his customer in Saturn in court.
At that time an alien from the Saturn to his land alien denied himself to pay a
bribery for the rent. There every inhabitant must produce a bribery as a
pre-payment before the relation of a rent thing. Thus the contracting parties
had a lawsuit. By this second the lawyer was interrupted by loud
Emojis: We want
no pre-payments!
Thereon a lawyer replied: We deal with disputable Emojis and not with the
payments of deposits and bribes in Saturn. An Emoji said: Nevertheless, the
court should be able to oblige the debtor to the payment and deposit. Thereon
another Emoji insulted him: You, damned defender of the misers from the Jupiter!
Both Emojis started to argue with each other. Thereon the main lawyer commanded
these Emojis to throw out from the room of the serious lawyers.
Thereon the present lawyers on the following sentence agreed in the law book of
the Emojis:
§ The court can force both arguing contracting parties to the fulfilment of the
contract. The court can also dissolve the contract juridical. This is valid in
particular with disputes between both sides.
In the meantime, somebody knocked at the door. Thereon a notary public opened
the door. Before him stood an alien from the Uranus. He was on the move as a
trader of spinach salad. He tried to sell his product to the Emojis. But not a
single one lawyer had hunger at this time. So the alien from the Uranus
disappeared again.
Then an assigned counsel told a case from his experience:
A stingy alien from the Jupiter wanted to sell a contract to a third person. In
Jupiter it is usual that contracts are resold. Thus the alien wanted to gain a
riskless profit. Thus he also sold all subsidiary rights to the third person. At
this time a communication of the news service from
Poop Emoji
reached the lawyers. There criminal aliens from Mars came as tourists. They came
above all from the north of Mars. First they visited the mightiest tax authority
of Emoji in this town. Many aliens from Mars turned out violent.
Thus many Emojis were seriously injured by attacks of the tourists from Mars.
Thereon the main lawyer wrote an urgent letter to Emoji Poops together with his
occupational colleagues. Therein Emojis were asked to arrest the criminal aliens
from Mars pitilessly. Even if the relations between Emoji and north Mars would
get worse. Emojis obeyed the gathered lawyers. Thus criminals from Mars were
locked up in the building of the tax authority.
Finally, at this time lawyers wanted to have again their rest. This is why they
all switched off communication canals. In complete silence they discussed their
other subjects.
Who is liable for the fulfilment of the contract by a cession in the kingdom
Emoji?
A lawyer from
Emoji Opinion answered this: In my work experience an alien from the Jupiter
sold his contract to four Emojis. In this contract the stingy from the Jupiter
lent nearly 2222 Bitcoins to an Emoji. On account of missing patience the alien
wanted to think a way how he could leave the contract in advance with a maximum
profit. Thus he sold the contract with all rights and duties to these Emojis.
The buyers of the contract owed themselves to other creditors a lot of money. So
the first contracting partner from the Jupiter was searched internationally.
His buyers required the repayment of their money. The miser refused. Finally,
were condemned all partners to the visit of the court. The court examined all
contracts in this connection help of different researchers and other scientists.
At the end the miser from the Jupiter had to embrace his contract again. Thus
the cession and the sales to Emojis was explained for invalid.
Suddenly somebody bored the ground under the feet of the main lawyer. Then there
came a robot and pulled the Emoji to itself. After 12 seconds disappeared the
main lawyer from the room. Other Emojis reacted very much shocked. They looked
everywhere for the lawyer.
But he disappeared very fast. That's why present Emojis alarmed the soldiers and
the policemen of the country. Both defensive apparatuses looked everywhere for
the disappeared Emoji. Also in all TV stations the population was called for the
search of the main lawyer. On account of powerlessness of the Emojis some
lawyers tried to contact their colleagues from different planets and countries.
They wanted that planet-far was searched for their main lawyer. Most aliens knew
nothing in this connection. In spite of the common hatred on aliens from Pluto,
Emojis had to overcome their groundless hatred on Pluto.
At the end there came a lawyer from
Emoji Town
and told about a good colleague from Pluto. Help from Pluto could be organised
by this colleague. Aliens from Pluto required fingerprints of the disappeared
Emojis for this purpose. All lawyers pointed together to the table. Fingerprints
were scanned by a special device. Then an alien from Pluto looked in his screen
the exact location of this Emojis. Then he took down the exact place. After some
time several aliens from Pluto and Emojis assembled. Afterwards organised Pluto
a rescue operation for the disappeared main lawyer. All prospective customers
sat down in a wide flying saucer.
Then they flew together to Quaoar. There Pluto bombed several robots with red
water. The robots were thereby interrupted. Then several robots became
functional-incapable. Emojis could release together with the aliens from Pluto
their main lawyer from the mouth of a robot on time. Then they flew to their
native country. On account of the unallowed visit in Quaoar local robots wanted
to take revenge with the Emojis and aliens from Pluto. So Quaoar sent ten robots
to Emoji. They came to Poop Emoji. There the local population had great fear.
That's why robots with full tanks were attacked.
Poop Emojis attacked their enemies above all with water. Robots with their
native country could not thereby connect. This meant the sure definitive death
for them. At this time reacted Pluto very much procures about the artificial
intelligence on the planet Quaoar. That's why researchers were requested to the
decrease of the intelligence of these robots.
After the victory against robots Emojis celebrated their success as a sensation.
At that time the uppermost tax collector of the tax authority found out about
the enrichment of some Emojis by the corpses of the robots. That's why he sent a
group of soldiers to the lawyers. They should help in the levy of the wealth
tax.
Emojis had to determine an urgent legal presentation for it. The murderers of
the robots collected all parts and marketed them in a market. Especially aliens
from the Saturn were interested in these parts of the dead robots. Some Emojis
thereby earned a lot of money. When the tax authority got to know about that,
the envy of this authority grew up to the room of the lawyers in the capital of
Emojis Emoji SMS.
So lawyers interrupted their meeting. Finally, it stank in the room of the levy.
After 76 seconds grew the envy so far that its exploded. Later several
chimney-sweeps from
Emoji
Meanings had to wipe off the remains of the envy.
Then lawyers wanted to work a little bit.
Is the former creditor liable after the cession for his contract?
Thereon said a lawyer: Only if the court predestining. Otherwise the contract on
the other creditor goes over normally.
Some misers from the Jupiter reacted made easier, after they got this sentence
in their ears.
The last question: Can judges decide democratically divergent decisions by a
discussion by the cession?
In addition said a former judge: Yes. However, in addition all judges must
express themselves independently of each other and without briberies for it. By
this second Emojis and aliens from the Saturn knocked at the door of the
gathered lawyers. Thereon one retired notary public opened the door. These
Emojis brought the main lawyer after his rest to his occupational colleagues.
All lawyers loudly applauded. Then said goodbye Emojis. Aliens from the Saturn
wanted to sell a speciality from their home planet to the lawyers.
Some lawyers bought the product. Other lawyers rather drank an apple juice from
Middle
Finger Emoji. After these events the main lawyer thanked for the support of
his freeing from the hands of the robot. In this optimistic point finished
lawyers their adventurous working day. Then there came several Emojis who worked
as bodyguards. Every Emoji took a lawyer and accompanied him home.