Tam: You see a large red button. What do you do?Billy Sparks: I press it. The floor opens up and you plunge into a 60-foot pit.Billy Sparks: I fly out. Up, up, and away!Sheldon: Again, you're not Superman in this game; you're Superman for Halloween.Tam: Which isn't till next week.Billy Sparks: So I'm in a pit.Tam: You're in a pit.Billy Sparks: Then I blast my way out with my super breath! [BLOWING]Sheldon: Just let him do it.

Mary: I can't believe this.George Sr.: No good?Mary: It's awful. It makes sin seem like a good thing.George Sr.: Well, that's the problem, isn't it? I mean, if sin didn't seem like a good thing, nobody would do it.Mary: George, please, I'm in no mood.George Sr.: Hey. Wrath. That's one of the seven sins, right?Mary: Pastor Jeff gave me this project because he knew I'd be best at it. Now Gene Lundy is taking over.George Sr.: Oh, look, pride. And envy. Don't stop. Four sins to go. I'm guessing lust ain't happening tonight.

Mr. Lundy: Now, the script calls for me to appear from beneath the house in a cloud of smoke.
But I think that's gonna be ambitious.Mary: Script? What script?Mr. Lundy: Oh, I wrote a script. Don't worry about it.Mary: I was gonna write the script.Mr. Lundy: Well, now you don't have to.Mary: Do you believe this?Meemaw: Believe it, love it, glad I didn't wait in the car.

Mary: So, what do you think?Mr. Lundy: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Spiderwebs.Mary: What?Mr. Lundy: We're gonna need some spiderwebs and I think maybe some fire effects on the left and right side of the portal.Mary: Portal?Mr. Lundy: Portal to hell.Mary: [CHUCKLING] Sure, sure.

Mr. Lundy: Greetings!Mary: Oh, good! Mr. Lundy, you made it.Mr. Lundy: Oh, we're gonna be working together. You can call me Gene.Mary: All right, Gene, this is my mother, Connie.Mr. Lundy: Hi.Meemaw: Hello.Mr. Lundy: Now, I would've bet she was your big sister.Meemaw: I thought you said he was a good actor.

Mr. Lundy: Um, have you considered a narrator, you know, um, like, a tour guide kind of thing?Mary: Oh, that's interesting. But who would that be?Mr. Lundy: Well, I'd have to think the big man himself.Mary: God?Mr. Lundy: Satan.Mary: Oh! That's spooky. And he's trying to lure people toward sin.Mr. Lundy: Exactly.Mary: That's a pretty big role. I wonder who could do it.Mr. Lundy: Huh. Well, it would have to be someone with enough range to convey sincerity and charm, all the while, hiding a dark and corrupt soul!Mary: Good golly. If you were just a little taller, you'd be perfect.Mr. Lundy: I have lifts.

Mary: Um, I was hoping to put on a little play in each of the rooms that portrays one of the seven deadly sins.Mr. Lundy: Pride, envy, gluttony, lust, sloth, wrath and greed!Mary: Wow, you know your sins!Mr. Lundy: Well, again, I'm an actor. They are the tools in my box.

Mary: As I told you on the phone, I have been tasked with mounting this year's Halloween production.Mr. Lundy: Oh, is that a haunted house kind of deal?Mary: Yes, but with the goal of bringing people to God.Mr. Lundy: I do know something about that. When I played Puck in Midsummer, the Tulsa Herald called my performance heavenly.Mary: Wow! Good for you.Mr. Lundy: Thank you, thank you.

Mr. Lundy: Now, remember, next week, we start our work on Streetcar Named Desire. So please prepare a monologue for either Blanche or Stanley. Usually, the girls do Blanche and the boys do Stanley, but no judgment. You follow your heart.

George Jr.: Sheldon.Sheldon: Oh. Hi, Georgie.George Jr.: Why was Veronica Duncan hugging you?Sheldon: I'm tutoring her in trigonometry.George Jr.: And that gets you hugs?Sheldon: Thanks to me, she got her first C-minus. Just between us, she's a little slow.George Jr.: That's not what I heard.Sheldon: What did you hear? Is she secretly clever? Because if she is, I completely missed it.

Meemaw: Hang on, y'all are trying to scare people into joining the church?Mary: Yeah. But people like getting scared on Halloween anyway. Why not make 'em jump in the right direction?Sheldon: Actually, fear has been a recruiting tactic used by organized religion for centuries. When you add guilt to keep people in line, it's an extremely efficient form of crowd control.Mary: Our religion is based on love, Sheldon, not fear.Sheldon: So what happens when people don't follow the rules?Mary: They burn in hell. Because God loves 'em.