Wait, wait…I got this…here, hold my beer. Now…let’s see…all three titles apply to numbers 1 and 2. And number 3 is that guy from New York with the funny comb-over. What’s his name? Oh yeah, Trump. You can’t fool me, Earl. AmIrite?

Sorry R2 but not Trump. And they all sport comb-overs, frankly. The methods are distinctly different as one drops a car payment for its wig while another uses a very dull FloBee, but they’re comb-overs all the same.
I only mention this because I know people just want the facts in this crazy campaign.