The Floof Report

Thanks everyone for my DDP honors and prezzies the other day! You're all so pawsome. And thanks for letting me vent lately about the house and stuff. As the days go by and there are more and more people getting sick and dying from those tainted injections, mom is so glad and relieved she didn't get it. It's so scary, nothing is safe anymore!!

It's been rainy, cold and blah here in NH lately and it feels more like Nov. than Oct. Not a good sign for winter I'm guessing! Last year was warm and we hardly had any snow at all. I hope we don't get walloped this year. Anyways, just wanted to say thanks and we love you all. You help us get through these stressful moments in life and we appreciate it so much. Let's have some niptinis and salmon samiches today!

That's what mommy said to me this morning. She woke up to the smell of poop in the kitchen. I don't know what the fuss is about, I was only leaving her a present. sheesh! That's gratitude for ya. I pooped some big logs in the corner of the kitchen, I thought it would add a nice freshness to the air. MOL. Mommy didn't think so. She gagged when she went to pick it up and clean it. There was no reason for me to do that. Just because...that's all. I don't do this often but if I feel like I have some hair stuck in my pooper sometimes I don't go in the box. Mommy that will teach you to close the baffroom door at night! See if she leaves it open, I poop in the bafftub. Just like to I guess. So as long as she closes that door at night I usually go in my box. Not this time! BBWWAHAHAHA. Well, that's my excitement for today. Gotta go cause mommy is getting ready to bring out the vacuum monster.
Luv Finney

Well I didn't know this was so cool to do but Lacey and I have taken to snoozling mom big time lately. Mom will lay on the couch and Lacey usually goes over and snuggles next to her while mom wraps her arm around her and pets her head and scratches her ears with the other hand. So I decided tonight to see what the fuss was about and boy oh boy I was missing out! I really surprised mom too, I've never done anything like this before. Usually I snoozle and snuggle but never like this. So I tried it and since I am a big boy I was hogging the couch and poor mom was squeeshed up against the back of it, MOL. OH WELL! I was comfy. Anywho, I was snoozling her and I stuck my face in her armpit (lucky for me it doesn't smell bad) and purred and purred and purred and purred. I stayed there like that for 45 minutes. Mom couldn't believe it!!! She was shocked and thrilled and I decided I love snoozling mommy that close. It's pretty cool! So if any of you are not snoozlers, you are missing out. I suggest you start now and take my word for it, it's pawsome!

Hey guess what? I got to meet River & Simone's mommy and daddy today. Lacey ran for the back of the couch before they ever came in and I hid in my tower. Then they came to see me and bring us prezzies but mom had to go and spoil it by trying to yank me out. That did it! She should have left me alone in there but she wanted River's daddy to see what a big boy I am. He got to see it alright. I came out and ran off the tower, did the old lickity split and ran for the other room to join Lacey in back of the couch, MOL. Sorry mommy, you should have let me be!!!

Anyway, mommy had a nice visit with them and they are the very first Catster pawents or even anyone that mom knows online in our cat groups, that she got to meet. So thank you to River & Moe Moe Toes' mommy and daddy for taking the time to come over here and meet my mom. It meant a lot to her!!! They were so furry busy and were running all over the place visiting family. It was so nice they took time to come here too. Big hugs to you guys even though I was a big fraidy cat (mom made me put that, hhhhrrrmpph!)

Hope someday we get to meet other mommies and daddies we know!
Luv Finney and mommy Lisa

Thank you everyone for my prezzies and well wishes for my DDP yesterday! And thank you for voting for me for President of these here United States. Wait...what mommy? HUH!!!??? I'm NOT President? BUT...BUT...well let's pretend I am. Here's what I'd do:

1) Legalize catnip and make it so every cat can grow there own.

2) Make it so there are no more homeless kitties and animals around the world.

3) Anyone caught abandoning their pets shall be arrested and thrown into the dungeon where they shall be tail whipped.

4) Pawty, pawty, pawty at the White House all the time!

5) All my secret service kitties would be friends of mine from Catster.

6) No war, just purrs and love everywhere.

7) We can claw and wreck as much furniture and stuff as we like and never get punished or in trouble.

8) Smackey paws for anyone who doesn't love kitties (tee hee)

9) Mommies and daddies can never go away and leave us for any longer than one day.

10) We are the kings and queens of the world and humans must bow down to us.

Dumb, stoooopppiiiddd bird!!! A pigeon crashed into one of our porch windows this morning and broke it big time! Glass everywhere. That pigeon must have gotten itself eaten by a hawk because there's no body and no blood. Just feathers as far as the eye can see. What a thud that was! Sheesh! Glad that old hawk took it somewhere else this time. Last time it ate the little birdie in our yard right in front of mommy!! I could hear mommy shriek before coming in and saying "gross, ugh!!, blech, pooey!" Frankly, I was lickin' my chops and wondering if I could have a taste. Mommy said no way, that hawk would eat ME for breakfast. No thanks then, I don't want to be chewed up by a giant birdie. I'm too handsome for that. Although I did yack up my lunch all over my tower today, sorry mommy!!! MOL. Those hairballs have a way of coming up with my food. Not very tidy but what can I say? I need to get them darn things out! I'm one floofy, poofy, hairy dood!

Mommy says my toes are so cute she wants to tickle them and kiss them all the time. She says they are ticklicious. Sounds like there's a song in there somewhere. Mommy cut my floofy pantaloons again last night. she's sick of poopy sticking to them and when she tries to clean me off, I do not like that. So off came my pants! MOL.

Btw, cousin Midnight is holding her own. She's up one day, a little down the next then back up again. She's a wonder and a strong little girl. Mommy checks on her several times a day and she's always with grammy and grampy while her mommy is at work so she has plenty of love and support. But she's still with us and is apparently not ready to give up yet! Thanks for all of your purrs, keep them up if you can.