"One low-life chats with an old lady, who 'remarked very sapiently that
he would be a-gammoning of her.'"
Lucy Daniel; Repro Literature; Financial Times (London, UK); Jan 27, 2006.

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Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal that has the
true religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his
neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight.
-Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)