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Good evening! Tonight's topic will be how to form an energy ball with your mind.

Yes, it's a valid topic. Tomato said so. Ignore that part about it being dumb. It's on the list, therefore it's valid.

No, I know he did that because he's Tomato and he's weird, but on the other hand he's working at FUNimation or something like that, so he must be smarter than you. And I've tried taking Japanese before, so I know why it drives him insane. You've never tried Japanese, have you? No, not you, I know you're into that, so you're allowed to dismiss this fourth-wall discussion of insanity. But you! You haven't tried it! Hah, I knew it. I could see it in your eyes.

So, the trick to forming an energy ball with your mind is... what? What do you mean, this article isn't very good? Excuse me, let's go take a stroll into the Article section. Specifically let's have a look at Q to T archive. Scroll down a bit. Further. Further than that. HEY! Don't pull that "feign idiocy and 'accidentally' close the window so I don't have to see SimonBob's multitude of articles" trick with me! And don't pretend you don't know about my multitude of articles, either! They clearly prove that I know exactly what I'm talking about, and if that wasn't enough, I have been declared by not one but two prolific writers to be the funniest and best Article writer on the site! I've sneezed better articles than most monks have written after years of meditation! Don't you tell me how to do my job!

Okay. SO. The trick to forming an energy ball is to NOT GET DISTRACTED BY THIS IDIOT WHO KEEPS TALKING THROUGH MY BRILLIANT DISCOURSE!