It's Pincus and the Brian
Yes Pincus and the Brain
One is a nudnik the other's just crazed
They're laboratory Jews, they're both married to shrews
They're Pincus
They're Pincus and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain!

When Shabbas night is done
Then they both will show the world
By the dawning of the sun
A torah will be unfurled

They're Pincus and the Brain
Yes, Pincus and the Brain
Their Shabbas campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their Jew-y-ness
They're gonna host a bris
They're Pincus
They're Pincus and the...