We are real news, Mr. President — Chris Cillizza edition

Since it’s a slow news day without anything else going on like the end of DACA or a Category 5 hurricane headed toward the U.S. Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico and the U.S. mainland, CNN’s Chris Cillizza is doing this:

Just spent 5 minutes trying to construct a version of the pumpkin spice latte that's under 300 calories.