but then shitler and i went to the bar.where he attempted to teach me how to play pool.

but as you can see i was more concerned with trying to take some badass pictures.

but then, we saved the bar.and by saved the bar i mean i happened to look at my phone and see that it was 2:15AM.and that last call hadn't happened yet.so we told the bartender.

SEE - i can be somewhat unselfish.

saturday:

naturally i felt like shit.

so i remedied that by ordering this for breakfast:

i had a few bites but decided it was best to drink my weight in screwdrivers.

and then b bought these from the liquor store:

and c'mon - how do you say "no" to tiny servings of wine in pint glasses? the answer? you don't.

then i was drunk and i asked shitler to set up this loom thing so i could make a hat.

so shitler did - but then he wouldn't give it back.

so i decided to take a short nap. because at this point - i was drunk and it wasn't even dinner time yet. but my nap lasted for 5 hours. so when i woke up i just went back to sleep for the rest of the night.

sunday:

i went to a baptism. and felt like a bag of dicks.because the weekend was over and i had nothing to show for it.

not even a hat.

because shitler only let me do like four rows out of the entire hat before he demanded it back.