Today’s fluff says: STOP IT! (How many players can do that?) We need to talk about Kevin De Bruyne . He is sick of currywurst. The fried sausage and curry-pasted ketchup are just too heavy on his stomach. He is also sick of the AutoMuseum Volkswagen. He has been there so many times with family an

• England U21 3-2 Germany U21 • Lingard 34, Redmond 79, Ward-Prowse 82; Hofmann 15, 50 James Ward-Prowse upstaged the young Germany striker Philipp Hofmann on the occasion of his 22nd birthday by scoring the winner as England Under-21s twice came from behind to secure victory with a late flouris