So, fellow seditionaries. I ask you to join me on June 1st 2009 at 9am outside the gates of Parliament to do your duty as an English Citizen (law only applies in England) and perform the arrest of those MPs who have admitted their guilt by repaying their thefts. You may use reasonable force. Before you think "I can't do that!", may I remind you that you can and SHOULD. It is OUR Parliament and they are self confessed thieves.
1st June 2009. 9am. House of Commons. Bring cameras
A list of the documented guilty is being prepared. I will issue citizens arrest warrants on each and every one of them when GOT has the time to do me a funky graphic.
GOT = Grumpy Old twit

Courtesy of Guido Fawkes
+++ HMRC Official : MPs Will Be Investigated +++
Benefits in kind going undeclared and flipping primary residences to evade capital gains taxes will now be investigated according to a statement released by HM Revenue Commissioners.
Listening to the politicians who lecture us on redistribution and tell us “it is right that those who have more, pay more” explain why they evaded capital gains taxes is going to be fun. Fun for Guido at least. In fact it is like all Guido’s Christmases have come at once. Smeargate and the total exposure of the reality of politician’s troughing, venality and lack of integrity is everything Guido has ever wanted.
Finally, after four hundred and four years, the torture of the original Guido Fawkes is being avenged without resort to the rack. When they start jailing politicians old Guy will have been completely avenged.

The main petition:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
is now the 25th most signed of all time. THis one:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
asking for the departure of Jacqboots could do with your help as well

Not a good week for Gordon Brown
This from Young Conservatives
The Libertarian Party UK (LPUK) have a quirky campaign going in response to last week’s savage work and aspiration-taxing Budget.
They’re calling on activists to post Gordon your used shirts - because his fiscal mismanagement is taking the shirt’s off the backs of every Briton.
Shirts should be sent to :
Gordon Brown
10 Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA
If you do take part be sure to send us a snap of your parcel before you post it.
The last thing New Labour needs is a laundering scandal!

I’ve just realised what Gordo’s weird “shoulder swaying” movement, in the Notorious Expenses Video, now reminds me of.
(the eerie socialist shoulder-shuddering occurs about halfway through)
He looks like one of those burlesque dancers in a Wild West saloon, at the end of her strip, who bends forward to “twirl” the tassels on the ends of her nipples, by making her hooters go up and down, and maybe left to right.
This is the only explanation for this otherwise inexplicable movement. In the privacy of his own home, Gordon likes to relax by getting topless and attaching shiny tinsel to his nipples. Then he bounces around the kitchen shaking his shoulders, so his prime ministerial manboobs go up and down - and left to right - and the tinsel goes twirly.
No doubt this is the cause of much amused laughter from Sarah, and the Number 10 staff, and various aides and passing EU ambassadors.
So why repeat it? I reckon this “twirly time” must be a cherished moment of intimacy for the Browns, so the prime minister unconsciously reenacts the happy memory during times of stress, as a kind of Freudian defence.
It all - suddenly - makes sense