I'm sorry, but could try to be more polite to the Americans? If they think we're polite they won't expect us to invade them.

Now I'm going to run for president of the USA. And when I get elected, I will look your address up in a phone book, and launch a dozen nukes at your house. Without their great troll champion to lead them, Canada will surrender and be annexed into the USA.

I'm sorry, but could try to be more polite to the Americans? If they think we're polite they won't expect us to invade them.

Now I'm going to run for president of the USA. And when I get elected, I will look your address up in a phone book, and launch a dozen nukes at your house. Without their great troll champion to lead them, Canada will surrender and be annexed into the USA.

Listen That leaves to many casualties. Just stab him. Repeatedly. With bullets.

Well, Colette is 13 now. Assuming the age of candidacy remains 35, that gives me 22 years to:

6. Become Prime Minister and have the Super Secret Canadian Ministry of Political Subterfuge and Assassinations murder Colette.7. Change name(Therefore, even if someone tells Colette my real name he'll have trouble).8. Move to another country.9. Get a College Education.10. Join the Canadian Military, and get stationed in the middle of nowhere because America started another war.