Captain Jack Sparrow:"William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, or rather damsel in distress, either one?"Will Turner:"No."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Well then you wouldn't be here would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D. You're not really here."

Will Turner:"So you get both Jack and the Black Pearl?"Lord Beckett:"The Black Pearl?"Will Turner:"The property you want that he possess."Lord Beckett:"A ship? Hardly. The item in question is considerably smaller and far more valuable. Something Sparrow keeps on his person at all times. A compass."

Elizabeth Swann:"Where will you find him?"Will Turner:"Tortuga. I'll start there and I won't stop searching until I find him. And then I intend to return here, to marry you."Elizabeth Swann:"...Properly..."Will Turner:"Eagerly, if you'll still have me."Elizabeth Swann:"If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already."

Will Turner:"You want me to find this?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's her face."

Tia Dalma:"You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner."Will Turner:"You know me?"Tia Dalma:"You want to know me."Captain Jack Sparrow:"There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. I thought I knew you."

Tia Dalma:"You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor. Until he run afoul of that which vex all men."Will Turner:"What vexes all men?"Tia Dalma:"What, indeed."Mr Gibbs:"Well the sea!"Pintel:"Sums!"Ragetti:"The dichotomy of good and evil!"

Will Turner:"You knew this?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"I did not. I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. So all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, and you go back to Port Royal and save your bonnie lass, eh!"

Norrington:"Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life."Will Turner:"Be my guest."Captain Jack Sparrow:"Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to himself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"

Will Turner:"Where's Elizabeth?!"Captain Jack Sparrow:"She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."

Will Turner:"How did Jack get off the island?"Mr. Gibbs:"Well, I'll tell ya. He waded out into the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights. Till all manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence. Then on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft."Will Turner:"He roped a couple of sea turtles?"Mr. Gibbs:"Aye, sea turtles."Will Turner:"What did he use for rope?"Captain Jack Sparrow:"Human hair. From my back."