Toucher & Rich: Know Your Armpits Of America

There are places on this planet that are less desirable, according to the local news, and some are even in this country. Places where crazy or weird news stories seem to be the norm.

So Toucher & Rich are doing their due diligence to warn you about these “Armpits of America.” Rich will give a short description of a real news story, and it’s your job to guess where the story came from.

The first story features a man who while naked and drunk ran around smashing tail lights of cars on the street. Why? Well the color of red angers him, that’s why.

The second story features a man who thought Beanie Babies would be a good investment when they popular, so he spent about $100,000 on the stuffed animals. Unfortunately for him they didn’t hold their value or increase so now he’s just stuck with them.