Having been to Tokyo and seeing how orderly everything seems to be there, it's a little bit surprising to see how terrible things turn out in most variations of a "Neo" Tokyo. Take the Tokyo of Captain Commando, for example, where the only thing standing between order and chaos is a team with a mummy, a ninja and a baby in a mechanical suit as core members. What the hell happened in the intervening years to cause this? Jordan and I punch people in the face on a quest for truth.

But that's not all! If you have been following our playthrough of Guacamelee, we haven't forgotten the cliffhanger we left things on last time. We just thought we'd toss in a little something different to break things up.