After extensive research which involved hovering over the work experience with a vat of boiling oil (it was fragranced! Jeeeesh) we came to the conclusion that this man is called Jake Pavelka. He is, to all intents and purposes, a man. He’s not on telly here, but he is there. It appears he’s one of those people who can’t keep his clothes on.

*claps*

So much so, on Dancing with the (we’ll-be-the-judge-of-that-)Stars, he’s never knowingly dressed. Behind the scenes he’s topless (see above), on the show itself he drops trou’ (see below. Literally). Funs.