The USB Bamboo Seat Cooler keeps your buns fresh

It’s the middle of summer, and if you have one of those bosses, then you’re likely sweltering at your desk while your computer is about to burst into flames. There’s something to be said for saving money and cutting corners, but if you want everyone to work well without trying to kill each other, you don’t make their work space even a little bit too warm. If there’s just no getting them to budge the number on the thermostat, then you’ll have to take matters into your own hands.

While it’s easy to warm yourself up by putting on more layers or drinking a hot beverage, it’s much more difficult to cool down. This USB Bamboo Seat Cooler might be able to cool down your rump meat in the very least. It uses two fans that will pull in air from the back and blow it up through the bamboo slats. This should keep your tush cool as a cucumber and your legs from sticking to the seat.

It measures 16.9 x 15 x 1.5” and doesn’t have anything to secure it to the seat other than your buns. This will be taking up a USB slot for power, and your only color options are dark blue and white. For seemingly obvious reasons, dark blue is probably going to be the better choice. There’s no word on whether weight will affect the airflow of this $82 device, but one would hope that it shouldn’t be an issue.