Ray William Johnson – Japanese Face

Ray William Johnson – Japanese Face

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What’s happening guys? You know, I’m a pretty good driver, but I’m also guilty of parking over the line, like this chick.

[Car Wreck Parkowanie w Limanowej – Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
You know, I’m gonna say that was an illegal U-Turn and she should probably get a ticket. No but, 200,000 views in 5 days. I’m curious as to what went wrong? I mean if you accidentally press the gas instead of the break, you’d think, you’ve notice it before you hit the curb or the building or the trash can, or the car, or the other car, or the other car, and there’s something else a little weird, that the owner of the video, didn’t explain to me. Notice, the the footage seems like someone is filming from a monitor from a security camera. Source: LYBIO.net No, I don’t think that means, the video is staged or anything. No one, causes thousands of dollars ($$$) damage to a bunch of cars and says: “Dude, this video is going to go so viral, we are going to get so internet famous”. That kind of stuff doesn’t mean (beep) (internet star=real life loser) in the real world, I promise you.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So hey, you know, Christmas time is almost here, and Santa Claus, he’s a person too, and according to this security footage he’s a person who likes to go out and get pissed drunk.

[Drunk Santa Caught On Surveillance Cam – Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Hitting the Eggnog a little there early Santa? But, oh, it gets better! Or worse, depending on how you look at things!

[Drunk Santa Caught On Surveillance Cam – Clip]
(smashes against the car and topples to the ground)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh, come on, guys, don’t laugh at Santa, he can’t help it, look at him over there, num, num, num (pow!) on that cars bumper. Source: LYBIO.net Don’t forget he’s making a list and checking it twice! Too bad, that list is probably scribbled on a bar napkin. No listen, this video is great, it was on CNN, it was on Jay Leno! Do any of you guys watch Jay Leno? Yah, I don’t either, but take a look when Santa apparently stumbles over to take a piss, near the elevator!

[Drunk Santa Caught On Surveillance Cam – Clip]
(peeing at the elevator, other people exit from the elevator and hit Santa)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
As hilarious that is, I’m going to call Shenanigans this one! Push and fall, seems a little too staged there! Ah, I’m sorry Santa, I’m gonna have to call fake on this one, its just a hunch, with all that being said, it is funny to imagine, you go out, to the mall with your girlfriend, you do some shopping, you go to leave and you get off the elevator and suddenly there is Santa Claus standing there with his pznis hanging out. I mean, who hasn’t had that experience right. happens every Christmas to me.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh, Japan! You and your stuff. Every-time I review a product or a commercial from Japan the (beep) just gets weirder and weirder. Now this one is called: “The Japanese Toilet Experience”. Oh, ya, its as good as it sounds, so according to this viral video you walk into a public bathroom and there is these giant creepy faces on the wall, and so you go to sit down and do your business and I kid you not, the Giant Creepy Face starts Joddling and moving towards you.

[Women sitting on Toliet]
It touches your knees. Then it just goes back to where it belongs.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh, ya! This is the real thing, I mean, A Giant Creepy Face Coming At You while your sitting on the Toilet! That would scare the (beep) out of you, literally. Why does this thing exist, who wants a terrifying face coming at them while they are going to the bathroom? Who invented this? R. Kelly. Does this creepy face work for TSA and this is part of the new screening process. Source: LYBIO.net You know, honestly, under certain circumstances, I welcome somebodies face all up in my crotch. This isn’t one of those times, If I were at a restaurant, I’d literally rather piss at the table then have to go to the bathroom and face this (I’m watching you pee) giant creepy head all up in my junk. I’ve never been so terrified of taking a (beep) in my life. And one more thing, if your gonna make a face like this, at least make it attractive. This ugly bastard’s got a mole on his cheek the size of a (beep) honey doe, Now it that were Jessica Alba’s face coming at me in the bathroom, I might reconsider, but you know what else gets all up in my junk while I’m in the bathroom? God that’s weird! The common question of the day which comes from a username (bing) mutilantion66six and he said.

[mutilantion66six]
My comment question of the day is: “What would you do?”

[Ray William Johnson]
So simple, what would you do? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching todayâ€™s episode of Equals Three, Iâ€™m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, how do you break an awkward silence?

[Outer]
(The outer song â€œStalkinâ€™ Your Momâ€ is written and performed by Wax.)

Ray William Johnson – Japanese Face. Oh, ya! This is the real thing, I mean, A Giant Creepy Face Coming At You while your sitting on the Toilet! That would scare the (beep) out of you, literally. Why does this thing exist, who wants a terrifying face coming at them while they are going to the bathroom? Who invented this? R. Kelly. Does this creepy face work for TSA and this is part of the new screening process. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Ray William Johnson – Japanese Face.