Blame is Fastest Human Reflex

A new study finds blame has now surpassed instinctive responses such as blinking and flinching as the fastest human reflex. The study also said accepting responsibility had degenerated into a purely vestigial reflex and would eventually exit the human race altogether.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-blame-now-fastest-human-reflex,36628/
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