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I am trying to avoid the legendary spam monster. Accoring to The Inquirer,

"They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and its claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Flashy was tellin' me that it's got magnets on its tail so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses."

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