3 Old-School Bar Phrases Every Man Should Know

John McNulty was an unsung 1940s New Yorker writer who hung
around the kind of characters who might've been extras on the
mid-century version of Law & Order: cabbies, alcoholics,
policemen, loose women, plumbers, gamblers.

The natural habitat for these types was, of course, the
bar—particularly ones on Third Avenue in Manhattan. From his
barstool perch in the now-shuttered Costello's on East 44th Street,
McNulty became one of the greatest observers and chroniclers of saloon
culture the world has ever known—and forgotten. He had an
unsurpassed ear for the cadences of street speech and dialect, as
evidenced by his collection of essays, This Place on Third Avenue—republished this month 10 years ago. The book features an assortment of
brilliant bar-related slang and catchphrases, most of which have retained their
wit and panache for more than half a century. Read on for three of our
favorite McNulty coinages, in his own words.

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The Angelus Hour: "That time on Sunday
afternoon…about four o'clock, when late hangovers from Saturday
night come in one by one. They stay that way too, one by one. Each man
makes himself into an island, standing in front of the bar, and everyone
keeps a space on each side of him the way water is on the sides of
islands. These hangovers feel too terrible to talk to each other for a
couple of hours yet, anyway. Each of them keeps staring into the mirror
in back of the bar and saying to himself, 'Look at you, you'll never
amount to anything. You went to school and grew up and everything and
now look at you, you'll never amount to anything.' Old veteran Third
Avenue bartenders call this fighting the mirror, and they all think it
is very bad for a man. The place is sad and quiet when a batch of
hangovers are doing this, and so someone nicknamed this time of Sunday
afternoon the Angelus."

The Snake Is Out: "There's a kind of medicine
practiced by old veteran bartenders among old veteran drinkers along
Third Avenue…perhaps it isn't exactly medicine, but it's medical
observation, anyway. The 'snake' is an ordinary little vein, or maybe it
is an artery, that runs along the left temple of a man's head.…The
bartender will say, but not for anyone else to hear, 'I was just going
to tell you the snake is out.' It must be the blood pressure or
something. Time and time again this happens, in a quiet way, and it
seldom fails that it halts up the man that's drinking—slows him
up, anyway—when no amount of talk or lecturing could do it."

Scratch Bum: "In this neighborhood, they call
them scratch bums when they've got as far low as they could get
and don't even try any more to keep themselves without bugs on them.
Therefore, scratch bums."