A nice heterosexual bloke who can bowl but only when mildly intoxicated with alcohol. Sober or drunk his balls end up in the gutter, but between those is a state of bowling averageness. A strike is a rare phenomenon but when it happens its simply baffling.

Who is that mildly intoxicated average bowler?
It must be an Onno, we'll know for sure when his game drops after another few beers.