blasphemers! these earthly depictions of his divine noodly self are an insult to the holiness of our beliefs. they are also making me hungry. in some religions, god is a wine and cheese without the cheese. the divine spagetti monster is a whole meal. i bow before his protein and carbo-laden magnificence. i think i feel better about the profane depiction of his sacred self now.

This is a great video, although its not historically accurate, the FSM made Firmament, got drunk, then sobered up and made Land. Upon realizing that he had made 2 forms of Earth, he rose the much cooler Firmament up to heaven! Firmament, featuring the stripper factory and beer volcano is much much cooler than stupid land!