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That Being Over There

To strike (with a limb or errant object) a living being with such force they become your bitch. A Ka Bitch must be undisputed and decisive and is usually accompanied by a cry of "KA-BIITCH!!!" Once one is Ka Bitch'd he or she must return the favor in order to undo their status, though usually one who is Ka Bitch'd they will be so confuckulated they won't have the ability or the memory to do so.

Tim: Why's that guy winding up a swing toward that old man's head with a life-sized Budda statue?

Man: "KA-BIIITCH!!!"

Tim: Good Goddamn! He just got Ka Bitch'd! That's old ass man's head is FUCKED!!!

A being of such immense evil that he cannot truly be defined. Contrary to popular belief, evil is much presentably an understatement of how dark this man's soul is. He is dragged into Hell while living and makes his way to Satan's throne (who he nicknames Dimples) and shows potential by killing the demon Ugfub in one decisive movement. Eventually escapes Hell via the loophole that he never technically died. Wanders the planet as an entity of fear dubbed 'Demonic'.

"If the brightest light is to be seen thriving within pure darkness, should not the vilest darkness be seen clearly in the daylight?"