- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

1. Because I am naughty naughty2. Because I like being naughty naughty3. Because I consider it my lifes work to corrupt innocence4. Because I strive to be more naughty each day than I was the day before. *that is getting more difficult but I have to have goals* 5. Because if I continue this list E would explode from lack of space.