one was 'Is BB's Brian black enough' and 'are cardigans acceptable ever' I say yes because I got a black Sisley one today and some black wool shorts from Gap. I thought I hated shorts but they look ace so I'm coming over to the dark side for now.

I got the impression the girlfriend was trying to tell him he was like a dog on heat but he took this for a good thing.

Then I switched off because some creepy guy said that kissing was great and began to describe the correct way to kiss a woman. Vanessa asked if there was something to be said for the closed mouth non-penetrative kiss and he said 'what like the 1940s movies, NAHHHHHH!' He then started to describe how you should kiss a womans cheek and side of her face first til she goes all 'wooooooo' and then whatever else. Since he called in to Vanessa's show I reckon it's a real doll he's practising on. See below:

it's always the people that you think it would be great with that prove to provide the least inspiring, most soul destroying kisses therefore kiss against type. I've met one good kisser out of a few and he was a dick in so many other ways.