We at Aperture Science would like to remind you that this was not a fatal accident involving a man being hit by a large vehicle, but rather a required test protocol in which each of our test subjects must complete to move onto further test protocols. Sorry, to startle you. Also, Aperture Science is running out of test subjects for reasons we cannot explain at the moment. We would be more than glad to see some of you enlisting in the Aperture Science Honorary Test Subject Program. At the end of the program you will be rewarded a delicious cake in honor of all your hard work...
We Promise....

you obviously havent been in a motorcycle accident, you slide when you touch ground, notice he lands ass first slides and finishes the roll with a dramatic step back and a what the **** mother ****** point of a finger