>>77694045The power to make everything awkwardly homoerotic.Even a gay orgy.The power to eject half your poop from your mouth.You can decide which half.The power to feel a sharp pain any time any word in any langage is misspelled.Can be activated at will.

The power to be 20% strtonger of any living target inclusive of any weaponry it may be using.It's automatic.You can beat an elephant, but will collapse under your weight and die if you try holding a baby or picking up a flower.

You jump off a building, you come out unscathed, but you still feel the pain of jumping off a building and landing on your face, except you never get the endorphin push to endure the pain because you didn't ACTUALLY get hurt.

>>77695348You know anon didn't say it was one of those magical fairy tale comas where you're virtually immortal, right? WW3 could still happen and vaporize the hospital you're in before the vidya is developed.

>>77694045the power to die whenever and where ever you want by what ever method you choose.once you are dead, you are dead.

it has amazing power potential but a one time limit that makes what ever you use it on pointless.

>> i died at 83 in my sleep having sex with a harem of females that fit every fetish I have, while never losing my erection and impregnating each one.>> I died killing the ultimate evil>> i died killing death.

>>77694490>>77696173how do you know you don't have it already and are using it unconsciously?>>77696213wait for jackpot lottery winning numbers. travel back to the last moment you could bet. Enjoy easy living.

>>77696401>> i die at the heat death of the universei not only ensured that the universe would die by a heat death, but essentially gave myself immortality and know nothing can kill me before said event, i am impervious to death till then.

the power to say the exact thing to a person that will send them into a homicidal rage, you do not have the ability to control said power or direct it, you just say it at the exact time needed for it to happen.

>>77697070really>> "i slept with your wife last night" it's not true, it's some random guy you are walking past down an empty street.>>"i know you killed that child in a hit and run accident after you were drinking" guy tries to kill you to keep it a secret.

sometimes you might say something that makes him kill someone else.but the sheer amount of shit you have to go through.

>>77697149It's perfect if you need a distraction or something similar, all you need to do is master the ability to get out of the way of the mayhem. Even then if you get crafty you can redirect that rage for your own purposes.

It's not reversible ~in his opinion~. If you simply vanished after making yourself not exist, then it would be irreversible ~in fact~. So you can will yourself back into existence, but from a philosophical point of view it ~might~ not be the same person who comes back, but rather an identical copy.

Thus, it's a matter of opinion whether you can come back into existence or not.

And if you literally didn't exist, then there would be no "you" to activate the reversal; your consciousness still exists in some sense, so it's a matter of opinion whether you're really removing yourself from existence or not.

In short, it's basically a "perfect hiding" power, which could actually be pretty useful if you were clever with it.

you have the ability of perfect vocal impersonations of other individuals as long as you have heard them speak at least onceonly you hear the voices you are trying to mimic everyone else thinks you sound the exact same

>>77697245That doesn't make sense. Do you not know what to say that would trigger their homicidal rage? Because if not then your examples don't make any sense, why would you even be saying something like "i know you killed that child in a hit and run accident after you were drinking?" to some random dude?

>>77697359Not that Anon, but it's not that complicated.You just decide (or it triggers randomly) to say "it" to a random person.When you decide to do it, you don't know what "it" is, just that it's the one thing that will piss them off, but once you start talking, you can't stop until you said it.

>>77697479never have sex with a condom againrandomly make women pregnante that i don't like>>" hey you know jessy from accounting">>"yeah">>"she is pregnant with her 9th kid">> "she can't support that many"

>>77697727Now that I think about it how perfect do you actually mean by perfectly manipulate sperm? Could you concentrate enough sperm into one single point that it becomes so dense and creates a black hole? Although I imagine you'd need a lot of fucking cum for that, you'd have to recruit a HYDRA-like organization/cult of hundreds or thousands of men contributing their sperm until you have enough to create the end of the world via sperm black hole.

>>77697881not possible. there is not enough matter on earth itself to create a black hole or we would already BE a black hole. what makes you think we as a race could produce that much mass when our own body mass is dependent on the food we eat which is limited to the mass of this planet, you would need Solar systemS of people to do this feat. so many people the mind itself boggles with craps tons of re-hydrating fluids and protein for consumption.

also at what point would the sperm just stop being sperm, the moment it gains enough mass it will crush all the sperm into its base components and then become a molten star and so on untill it is a black hole, you'd have no control of it

>>77698017If there's ever a comic with this power there needs to be a climactic final battle where the hero is on the ropes but has no sperm on hand so he has do a Spirit Bomb like move where he tries to gather what all sperm might have just been ejaculated or lying around on Earth into one giant Sperm Bomb to defeat the villain with

>>77698017the entirety of the human race that has existed and still exists to this day, all the animals that ever existed that make sperm or currently exist could not produce enough sperm to make a black hole . we do not even have a number invented yet for the amount of creatures needed for this idea.

this is only a quick calculation with not the best data availablethe average cum shot of a man is 2.7 gramssource (not the best i know but i have no clue where else to get that)http://www.hipforums.com/forum/topic/368584-weight-of-cum/depending on the theory you use for black hole creation the minimum mass needed to make said black hole varies, so lets jut go with the biggest google shat out 3.2 solar massessourcehttps://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=minimum%20mass%20for%20a%20black%20holethere is 1.98892000114E+30 KILOgrams in only one solar massthis is very roughly2.36 x 10^33 ejaculations

>>77694045Eraser fingertips.You peak'd back in school in your villainy. Now you moonlight in community colleges at your darkest moments. Other than that people give you a 2nd glance at your pinkish fingertips.

>>77698866>> thats not how it worksyes it isthe mass of the object needed for the gravity to compress itself into a black hole. how else do you propose making a black hole. this is the only reported and indirectly observed phenomenon that can make a black hole.

You are incapable of excelling at anything you try. You cannot learn any skill beyond a certain point. You cannot experience extreme joy, or sorrow, or do anything which makes you stand out for a moment and justifies your existence on the planet. You cannot even fail spectacularly, which would possibly make you noticed as an object of ridicule or humor. Everything about you is an exact, absolute average.

whenever a super villain or monster is defeated by someone else, you just happen to be there. the hero being busy often rushes off before anyone notices what happens and everyone mistakes you for the guy that won the day. this happens regularly and no matter how much you deny it no one believes you didn't do it. the superheros who's wins are now accredited to you don't seem to pick up on it, don't care, or in general don't know. through the retelling and bullshit of made up stories that never happened and are spread through the grapevine you acquire legendary status as one of the most powerful hero's in the world.

you now have to bluff your way through regular villain encounters, team ups, and various other hero duties.

>>77700744thats kind of the pointjust laugh and move oni remember one thread of this a guy came up with a power to transport anyone to gallop new mexico and someone wrote a narrative that was downright hilarious for a guy with that power.wish i screen capped it.sit back enjoy and contribute some.it's all in good fun

any question you write down is instantly answered, correctly and with whatever provided information needed to convey an understanding of the information asked for.the answer is on land locked alien computer buried a couple miles below mars surface.

you and 4 other teenagers with attitudes can combine to turn into one dude with an attitude.you have no clue who the other 4 are or where they are located. or if they even know about their powers.if you activate your powers with out the others around you turn into the left arm of some random dude and die.youre just an arm dude, you don't have a heart or any of the other organs needed for survival.

>>77701211If the positive ones apply, you are crafty enough to escape and guide.manipulate the Allied powers into overcoming the Nazis, and then into setting you up in Israel or in a position of power in America. You know, like many intelligent Jewish politicians did do, for better or for worse. Also, if ALL positive stereotypes apply, you are also now rich, and one of God's chosen people. AND Satan's chosen people, since negative stereotypes apply. And you secretly control the world, the economy, and may even be a shapeshifting lizard person.

How is this bad? Because you're bad at sports, cheap, and have a big nose? Fuck it--you're still better-looking than a lot of "monstrous" heroes, and with a better powerset.

>>77704283>turning bullets into salt>turning a nuclear warhead into salt>turning sand into salt>turning a crane into saltYou could be a hero, a villain, a troll or an entrepreneur. Salt is much more expensive than, say, dirt, you could buy dirt, turn into salt and sell it.

>>77704463Useless now, but imagine on either a comic that happens on a interplanetary level or once we actually start having colonies in other planets. Besides, it would help us terraform some planets.

You can tip your hat (only your hat) without touching it after saying something controversial, such as:>God doesn't exist!>Fascism is good!>Hitler did nothing wrong!>All men are rapist!>All women are dumb!

>>77701083i dunno, you could use that really well, use it to escape, Squid Ink style.Or use it to dehydrate your enemies, literally make them shit themselves to death. Dysentery style.use farts to choke a bitch.fart rocket?Turd Missiles?Literal-Real-Life-Shit-Flinging

>>77694045The power to blackify everything you touchYou touch a icebear>turns into a brownbear.You drink water or milk>it turns into chocosauce or cacaoTouch your dick> whoops big long ...I think you get it.

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