Xander: Well, this is new territory for me. I mean, my valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.Buffy: She’ll love it.Xander: I wish dating was like slaying, you know? Simple, direct, stake to the heart, no muss, no fuss.[Vampire shoots out of grave, attacks Xander, gets slayed by Buffy.]Buffy: Sorry to say, Xand. Slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.Xander: Well, you’re obviously not dating Cordelia.

Wikipedia’s synopsis:

In this episode, Cordelia breaks up with Xander after her friends mock her. Xander retaliates by attempting a love spell to „put her through the same hell“, and he gets a little more than he had bargained for.

Xander: Is she dying?Buffy: I think she’s singing.Xander: To a telephone, in Hindi. Now, that’s entertainment. – Why is she singing?Willow: She’s sad because her lover gave her 12 gold coins. But then the wizard cut open a bag of salt and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maple fish thing.Xander: Uh-huh. – Why is she singing?Buffy: Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor.Willow: Because of that thing he did with her feet? – No, that was personal.Xander: And we thought just because we didn’t have any money or any place to go, this’d be a lacklustre evening.Willow: I know, we could go to the Bronze, sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water.Xander: Hop off the outlaw train before you land us in jail.Buffy: I, for one, am giddy and up. There’s a kinda hush all over Sunnydale. No demons or vampires to slay. I’m here with my friends. – So, how does the water buffalo fit in again?Den Rest des Beitrags lesen »