Flower Fascinators The Size Of Texas, Lace Kneepads Make Their Debut At The Couture Shows

Remember the insane Christian Dior moon hats from last season's couture shows? They have been officially trumped by the giant flower fascinators on the Alexis Mabille runway. And, in other first-day-of-couture-week news, Versace, who has returned to the couture circuit after an 8-year hiatus, is making beaded rompers and lace kneepads. It's all happening, you guys!

We're less than 24 hours into the couture shows and already I'm seeing OMG-worthy pieces that need to be shared. Tell me these giant flower headpieces, for instance, would not make Carrie Bradshaw pee her pants.