50 Shades Darker – Chapter 20

Everyone thought Christian had died in a helicopter crash, but he hadn’t. Later, Ana said yes to Christian’s marriage proposal through the medium of a tacky flashing key ring. There will never be a love like this again.

2 Comments on “50 Shades Darker – Chapter 20”

A butt plug?! I don’t want to judge anyone’s fantasies, but how is this shit popular? And now I’m a little confused because I’d probably enjoy it more if there were a lot more scenes involving nipple clamps and butt plugs. Still though! Still!

Ana is the slowest person ever and Christian is a dick. This story is not erotica. It’s a twisted anti-romantic tale of a misogynistic, sadistic billionaire who takes advantage of a mentally handicapped girl who suffers from narcissistic grand delusions (especially ones involving men and work) and owing to his serious mommy issues, finally fools himself into thinking he loves her and they decide to marry.