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GIN S. B. PREXY RACE
ra lymi rui RE
r - This Is L. A. and Last Night Was Halloween •rum ....... --" - . -r=r*- v -.taa Price 15c -—-1 1 ~ j-rrrssat
IMPEACHED BECAUSE OF
amship Lines Audit amages as Boats Ruined
iGEMAY 'REVENT iOF SHIPS
id for Dorothy, | Yale Despite lent Loss
lines were today | list of damaged and on the steamships [ Ruth Alexander and Dorothy has been |or four days and it ; the boat wlll be
eludes the loss of | with the name Ad-cribed upon them, orted plates which Trojan rooters for owing championship cost for broken nount to $296.37, ac-steamshlp line's
fuim Miss in*
jih* authorities are Wendell Sether. oc-Heroom 406, for dam- j ths door when I pledges kicked it ! p anxiety to become I the Perfect Ladies j
|frat clubs were or-1 passengers of the | n on the Ruth Al-flrst one to come was the Ancient i der of Saps. The insignia of a soda ! [the lapel, tried to I eryone on the boat he club.
For All
ganlzation quickly organized Into the frat elected Roy dent, and set out to Saps and pledge
tf a real free-for-aU >nce for a while as Dick Poggi of the upted a masquerade *h of new men to •ps to throw over-per after waving his minutes trying to fcts, Roy Johnson got (rostrum and stated >th clubs were com-poJans they should V and sing "Fight
McLeod Starts Breadline For Sea-Fish
For the edification of those poor unfortunate soul": who could not understand why several small fishing boats followed the Dorothy Alexander on the Northern trip, let it be said that it was Just Turner “Middleman" McLeod calling for thi* fish.
"Middleman" complained to the steward I hai lie was ttrsd of being a middle man and masticating hia food for a bunch of fish. McLeod issued this statement: ‘In the future, let it be known that all food for me is to be thrown overboard. Let the fish chew it themselves.”
SMILES MAKE APPEARANCE IN CAMPAIGN
MORE‘LAWLESS’ HELPERSSOUGHT FOR RADIO WORK
Ex'President
Lawrence Pritchard shown wUt his new haircut after the hectic session of the legislative coun -ril at which he was impeached. The number is that of his stateroom, written on his coat to guide the men who took him home at 5 a.m.
A call for more radio announcers was made yesterday by Bob McCaw, executive secretary of the radio department. Applicants must be fully qualified .he said.
"The announcers must be able to pass a test before I will accept them,” stated McCaw. "The test consists of standing in front of a speaker and moving the microphone back and forth in front of him every time he moves.
“Tom Lawless is our best announcer. He can ruin any speech by rushing up on the stage, making a face at the audience, and plopping the microphone around with a bang. At the last assembly he was on the stage practically all the time carrying the mike from speaker to the piano, to the speaker, and any place the speaker shifted around to. He's so good that the audience doesn't care who wlll speak at assem-I biles; they Just come to see Tom . carry the mike around the stage.”
At today’s assembly, the new i applicants will take turns in shifting the microphone, McCaw said.
-Ut'a Have a Shortl«-
Man Bitea Dog
Instructor Mrs. Jones of Journalism was seen yesterday giving | apples to students in her his-I tory of journalism class.
Although campaign meetings will not be held for some months, several prominent Junior men have already begun to wear a daily smile, calculated to lure votes into the fold.
Kappa Sigma's Bob ‘'Adonis"
Haugh, president of thc junior class, has started speaking to people this year which is usually an indication that something is brewing. He recently chiseled his way onto the men’s council. The junior prom is expected to put him definitely on the band wagon.
“Middleman” MrLeod
Although somewhat of a dark horse, Turner ’Middleman” McLeod, pride of Kappa Alpha i Southern Order) met many new people on the boat trip north to the game. He is expected to get the 100 per cent support of the Tri-Delt house.
Norman Henry “Stink" Shafer is the white hope of Sigma Nu but that hope is none too white.
Shafer declare dlast night that since his fiancee, Ruth Laveaga, is president of Panhel, one office in the family is enough.
“Camel’" Caveney , , ,
Climaxing a series of daring Pete “Camel" Caveney. Oanuna .. . ...
Epsilon, declared when interview- ‘»n*pus robberies, thieves entered ed that he has dropped out of the Zeta Phi Eta studio on Port-| the race but with Brother Bill 1 land street, and made off with Baxter in S. C. news bureau, Pete 1 most ot the properties for the
still remains a possibility. . _______ .
i Bob "Little Deacon" Norene of coming Drama Shop play’ M‘ S. X. (Campus apartments to ch»el *nd Mar7. including a ' you) declares that he is going I valuable silver fox fur be long -j Into politics but at present, he is ' •n* PeRCT Barton, still trying to meet his fraternity j peggy plays the lead in the i brothers. As soon as he has met * piay> ancj expressed her disap-f veryone in the Sigma Chi house, j pointment on not being able to his campaign will get underway. have her jox fur Friday night.
“Blabbermouth" wh«» JP>^ ■* * Jlv*n
_ . _____ . .. , Serious-eyed Mary Louise Hend-
Fred ’ Blubbermouth Nagel, rjoka president of Drama Shop,
jPhi Kappa Psi. is still trying to that other article;; that were
j find someone who will sign his ta^en are a black and blue lamp,
petition for him ln the spring. He a bQtUe of bltU!rKi a c^pi* ot
(hopes to collar some freshman ; uble6 a p,ano stoo,
who enters in February. books, and 40 tickets for the play.
THIEVES STEAL PROPS, TICKETS FROM ACTORS
ACTON IS NEW PREX
OF A.S.S.C.
Bernard Chagrined Whe Motion Fails To Cive Him Position
Declaring that the president of the Associated Students of the University ot Southern California is a big "sissy" and has proved himself to be wilh his new "U. C, L. A." haircut, members of the legislative council last night impeached Lawrence Pritchard.
Ralph Acton, write-in candidate at the last election, was named president.
NRA C'ltUler President Pritchard, who .until a few days ago wore his hair neatly parted lt. the middle, made a heroic move to cheat the NRA by cutting his black tressea so short thnt he will need a haircut only once a month.
The student body prexy now boasts a cranial decoration which is neatly parted on the left side. His ears protrude sharply giving a satanical appearance.
Bernard Moves The council meeting was shot into chaos when the motion for the Impeachment was made by Worth Bernard, who aspired for the presidential suite last year but was unable to find anyone who would sign his petition as witnesses.
Prltcliard called for order and turned the meeting over to Vice-president Christy Fox before storming out of the room. As Pritchard left, over Bernard's face spread a satisfied grin which was soon changed to gloom when Acton was put into office.
-Let’s Have a Shortie-
Senior Bench Is Lifted by Uclans
Rod “Date Bureau” Dedeaux
She expected the tickets to be
of Delta Chi claims to have the j .
sorority vote in the bag. At least > his brothers at hls eating club Rehearsals for the play are think he's okeh. coming along fine. Most of the
Paul “White Hope’ Rousso af ! cast have already had experl-Zeta Beta Tau, after working for ence, and the director, Miss Hen-several months, annouunced last 1 dricks expects "Michael and night that he will have the 100 j Mary” to set a new standard for per cent vote of Zeta Beta Tau. {campus productions.
Hallowe’en pranksters, reputed to be from U. C. L. A. last night stole the historic senior bench ln front of the Administration. Stealthily eluding an armed guard of Trojan Knights, the marauders drove their tractor in front of the building and raced off before President Johnson ol the Knights espied them.
A posse was hastily formed, but the speedy tractor was already well on its way to Westwood.
Student Body President Larry Pritchard late last night stated that an effort will be made to have the Bruins set up the bench as a trophy for the whiner of the annual Trojan-Bruin debate.
Cal and Stanford ain't got nut-tln 'on us with their old axe.
D.R. Cools Heels at S. C.
See Page Two
^and major community | IV 1.1^1 IL y AlUJClllC/ JUI V1VC | at the Philharmonic auditorium ______

GIN S. B. PREXY RACE
ra lymi rui RE
r - This Is L. A. and Last Night Was Halloween •rum ....... --" - . -r=r*- v -.taa Price 15c -—-1 1 ~ j-rrrssat
IMPEACHED BECAUSE OF
amship Lines Audit amages as Boats Ruined
iGEMAY 'REVENT iOF SHIPS
id for Dorothy, | Yale Despite lent Loss
lines were today | list of damaged and on the steamships [ Ruth Alexander and Dorothy has been |or four days and it ; the boat wlll be
eludes the loss of | with the name Ad-cribed upon them, orted plates which Trojan rooters for owing championship cost for broken nount to $296.37, ac-steamshlp line's
fuim Miss in*
jih* authorities are Wendell Sether. oc-Heroom 406, for dam- j ths door when I pledges kicked it ! p anxiety to become I the Perfect Ladies j
|frat clubs were or-1 passengers of the | n on the Ruth Al-flrst one to come was the Ancient i der of Saps. The insignia of a soda ! [the lapel, tried to I eryone on the boat he club.
For All
ganlzation quickly organized Into the frat elected Roy dent, and set out to Saps and pledge
tf a real free-for-aU >nce for a while as Dick Poggi of the upted a masquerade *h of new men to •ps to throw over-per after waving his minutes trying to fcts, Roy Johnson got (rostrum and stated >th clubs were com-poJans they should V and sing "Fight
McLeod Starts Breadline For Sea-Fish
For the edification of those poor unfortunate soul": who could not understand why several small fishing boats followed the Dorothy Alexander on the Northern trip, let it be said that it was Just Turner “Middleman" McLeod calling for thi* fish.
"Middleman" complained to the steward I hai lie was ttrsd of being a middle man and masticating hia food for a bunch of fish. McLeod issued this statement: ‘In the future, let it be known that all food for me is to be thrown overboard. Let the fish chew it themselves.”
SMILES MAKE APPEARANCE IN CAMPAIGN
MORE‘LAWLESS’ HELPERSSOUGHT FOR RADIO WORK
Ex'President
Lawrence Pritchard shown wUt his new haircut after the hectic session of the legislative coun -ril at which he was impeached. The number is that of his stateroom, written on his coat to guide the men who took him home at 5 a.m.
A call for more radio announcers was made yesterday by Bob McCaw, executive secretary of the radio department. Applicants must be fully qualified .he said.
"The announcers must be able to pass a test before I will accept them,” stated McCaw. "The test consists of standing in front of a speaker and moving the microphone back and forth in front of him every time he moves.
“Tom Lawless is our best announcer. He can ruin any speech by rushing up on the stage, making a face at the audience, and plopping the microphone around with a bang. At the last assembly he was on the stage practically all the time carrying the mike from speaker to the piano, to the speaker, and any place the speaker shifted around to. He's so good that the audience doesn't care who wlll speak at assem-I biles; they Just come to see Tom . carry the mike around the stage.”
At today’s assembly, the new i applicants will take turns in shifting the microphone, McCaw said.
-Ut'a Have a Shortl«-
Man Bitea Dog
Instructor Mrs. Jones of Journalism was seen yesterday giving | apples to students in her his-I tory of journalism class.
Although campaign meetings will not be held for some months, several prominent Junior men have already begun to wear a daily smile, calculated to lure votes into the fold.
Kappa Sigma's Bob ‘'Adonis"
Haugh, president of thc junior class, has started speaking to people this year which is usually an indication that something is brewing. He recently chiseled his way onto the men’s council. The junior prom is expected to put him definitely on the band wagon.
“Middleman” MrLeod
Although somewhat of a dark horse, Turner ’Middleman” McLeod, pride of Kappa Alpha i Southern Order) met many new people on the boat trip north to the game. He is expected to get the 100 per cent support of the Tri-Delt house.
Norman Henry “Stink" Shafer is the white hope of Sigma Nu but that hope is none too white.
Shafer declare dlast night that since his fiancee, Ruth Laveaga, is president of Panhel, one office in the family is enough.
“Camel’" Caveney , , ,
Climaxing a series of daring Pete “Camel" Caveney. Oanuna .. . ...
Epsilon, declared when interview- ‘»n*pus robberies, thieves entered ed that he has dropped out of the Zeta Phi Eta studio on Port-| the race but with Brother Bill 1 land street, and made off with Baxter in S. C. news bureau, Pete 1 most ot the properties for the
still remains a possibility. . _______ .
i Bob "Little Deacon" Norene of coming Drama Shop play’ M‘ S. X. (Campus apartments to ch»el *nd Mar7. including a ' you) declares that he is going I valuable silver fox fur be long -j Into politics but at present, he is ' •n* PeRCT Barton, still trying to meet his fraternity j peggy plays the lead in the i brothers. As soon as he has met * piay> ancj expressed her disap-f veryone in the Sigma Chi house, j pointment on not being able to his campaign will get underway. have her jox fur Friday night.
“Blabbermouth" wh«» JP>^ ■* * Jlv*n
_ . _____ . .. , Serious-eyed Mary Louise Hend-
Fred ’ Blubbermouth Nagel, rjoka president of Drama Shop,
jPhi Kappa Psi. is still trying to that other article;; that were
j find someone who will sign his ta^en are a black and blue lamp,
petition for him ln the spring. He a bQtUe of bltU!rKi a c^pi* ot
(hopes to collar some freshman ; uble6 a p,ano stoo,
who enters in February. books, and 40 tickets for the play.
THIEVES STEAL PROPS, TICKETS FROM ACTORS
ACTON IS NEW PREX
OF A.S.S.C.
Bernard Chagrined Whe Motion Fails To Cive Him Position
Declaring that the president of the Associated Students of the University ot Southern California is a big "sissy" and has proved himself to be wilh his new "U. C, L. A." haircut, members of the legislative council last night impeached Lawrence Pritchard.
Ralph Acton, write-in candidate at the last election, was named president.
NRA C'ltUler President Pritchard, who .until a few days ago wore his hair neatly parted lt. the middle, made a heroic move to cheat the NRA by cutting his black tressea so short thnt he will need a haircut only once a month.
The student body prexy now boasts a cranial decoration which is neatly parted on the left side. His ears protrude sharply giving a satanical appearance.
Bernard Moves The council meeting was shot into chaos when the motion for the Impeachment was made by Worth Bernard, who aspired for the presidential suite last year but was unable to find anyone who would sign his petition as witnesses.
Prltcliard called for order and turned the meeting over to Vice-president Christy Fox before storming out of the room. As Pritchard left, over Bernard's face spread a satisfied grin which was soon changed to gloom when Acton was put into office.
-Let’s Have a Shortie-
Senior Bench Is Lifted by Uclans
Rod “Date Bureau” Dedeaux
She expected the tickets to be
of Delta Chi claims to have the j .
sorority vote in the bag. At least > his brothers at hls eating club Rehearsals for the play are think he's okeh. coming along fine. Most of the
Paul “White Hope’ Rousso af ! cast have already had experl-Zeta Beta Tau, after working for ence, and the director, Miss Hen-several months, annouunced last 1 dricks expects "Michael and night that he will have the 100 j Mary” to set a new standard for per cent vote of Zeta Beta Tau. {campus productions.
Hallowe’en pranksters, reputed to be from U. C. L. A. last night stole the historic senior bench ln front of the Administration. Stealthily eluding an armed guard of Trojan Knights, the marauders drove their tractor in front of the building and raced off before President Johnson ol the Knights espied them.
A posse was hastily formed, but the speedy tractor was already well on its way to Westwood.
Student Body President Larry Pritchard late last night stated that an effort will be made to have the Bruins set up the bench as a trophy for the whiner of the annual Trojan-Bruin debate.
Cal and Stanford ain't got nut-tln 'on us with their old axe.
D.R. Cools Heels at S. C.
See Page Two
^and major community | IV 1.1^1 IL y AlUJClllC/ JUI V1VC | at the Philharmonic auditorium ______