15 Funny Secret Santa Gifts That Will Make Your Colleagues Smile!

C’mon, let us face the truth: sometimes it is tough to think creatively when it comes to selecting funny Secret Santa gifts for your colleagues. Finding something that is amusing and witty, yet still office appropriate is harder than it looks! And e-gifting the packet of drugstore candy that some nincompoop gave you last Christmas? Don’t even think about it!

That colleague who sits an arm’s length away and eavesdrops on every conversation you have on the phone deserves better! How about gifting them a pair of earphones with a card that says, “Music is better than words…” Vicious, eh? And you thought funny Secret Santa gifts were only for friends!!

However, for your colleagues who also happen to be your friends, we have also included some funny Secret Santa gifts that are sure to tickle their funny bones. No boring candles and cakes, we promise!

1. Vindic(K)tive mugs 😉

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The handle does not count, okay? Or does it? A debate that can go on forever! The best part about this gift is that when someone drinks from this cup, they don’t know what the cup is saying about them (but the whole word does!).

2. A coffee ‘pot’? 😉

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DO NOT gift this to someone you share a hate-hate relationship with at work. In such cases, this means total war! However, this can be the quirkiest of all funny Secret Santa gifts that you can give your bestie who you share your cubicle with! I am sure they are going to bestow the honor on you first, and might ask you to take a sip from the ‘throne’ before they do! “I am off caffeine,” always works ;)!

3. No gift is good gift! 😉

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I am sure you have received dreadful gifts in the past, especially as a kid, which read “Batteries not included.” You would have to wait for hours before you could use this new toy because nobody at home was willing to go to the mart to get you some batteries! Well, now you can get your revenge, though not necessarily on the person who did this to you! Gift someone a packet that only has batteries and write on top “Gift not included!” Life is but in the cheap thrills!

4. ‘Butt’ a Piggy Bank for you!

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This is undoubtedly one of the wackiest Secret Santa gift ideas for gifting colleagues this Christmas season! You must have heard your colleague use the phrase: “I am paying through my a** instead of nose.” Well, if he pays through there, let him refill it through the same opening! This money will surely help him create some ‘ass’ets!

5. Be your own “Snow”man!

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Since Game of Thrones is coming, this gift can be super! If you have a colleague who is crushing on Jon Snow, this t-shirt can be the perfect present! Also, on a meteorological level, Christmas is here. So just let it snow! “The cold never bothered me anyway”!

6. A cup of T for truth!

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Of all funny Secret Santa gifts, wittiest this is! Why am I speaking that way? It is just the Yoda in me, who has risen after reading this wisdom in a cup! A cup of tea to keep you awake through those distressful (if not only stressful) hours of pretending to be busy! This is the best way to show your colleague some love! We feel you, bro.

7. Ogle goggle!

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If keeping your eyes open is tough even after a strong cup of tea, these glasses will do the trick! In a funny way, this reminds me of Tom and Jerry. Remember when Tom did not want to let Jerry out of the hole, but he was so sleepy that his eyelids were drooping and not letting him stay on watch? Just to fool Jerry, Tom then painted his closed eyelids like eyes so that Jerry thinks he is awake while he enjoys some naptime! That still makes me laugh! Nostalgia!

This looks like an especially thoughtful gift to give your colleague who comes from down south and has to beat the winds to get to work. Well, no! We aren’t talking thoughtfulness here. We are talking wackiness! So what you do is buy a mini glue stick, and replace the label with one from your chap stick or even lip gloss stick. Gift it to that woman who sits 20 cubicles away, but shouts loudly so that no one else can concentrate! Remember to keep the camera ready so that you can capture her expression when she realizes what you have done! Also, keep your running shoes on if you know what I mean!

9. Tequila sunrise!

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Well, here the guy is quite a considerate Secret Santa, buying everything to fit the saying, “When life gives you lemons, grab tequila and salt.” If it were me, I would go with the saying, “You got to take life with a pinch of salt,” and gift the Quaker packet alone. Well, it saves me some dollars while I prank my colleague!

10. Liquor locker!

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Doesn’t this sound more like a tongue twister?!

You must have heard of a bottle opener. But a bottle locker? Nah, right? If your colleague loves big ‘booze’ and he can’t lie, gift him this. He will thank you for a million years and more! Craziest of all the funny Secret Santa gifts, eh? You bet! (Don’t forget to keep a spare key with you without his knowledge.)

11. Did I just burst your bubble with this one?

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What can be a better stress-buster than a bubble wrap? Beats any tension relief capsule on any given day! Just buy something special for yourself (of course) on Christmas and share the wrap that it comes in. See… sharing is loving! 😉

You can even add a note that says, “Pop a sheet every 2-3 hours to relieve anxiety. If the symptoms persist, let me know. I will buy something for myself again and parcel the wrap!”

12. A ‘tic’ for ‘tac’! 😉

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Snowman poop? Who invented this stuff?! But I am sure tic tac sales are pretty high during Christmas, because hey! It does make a quirky Secret Santa gift, dude!

13. Bottom hidden message mug

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Imagine giving the “Office B****” hidden message to your boss? You having a job is then inversely proportional to your boss turning the ‘cup’! But this prank can be played with your colleagues, right?

14. “I am the happiest Christmas tree!”

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I carry my x-mas tree with me wherever I go! Imagine the reaction of your colleague when one fine Christmas morning you go to greet them and then curl up into a Christmas tree! A must try!

Christmas is a festival of purity, a day when we ‘Santa-tize’ our souls of all the impurities of hatred, jealousy, ego, and pretence. It is the day we ‘cleanse’ ourselves. After carrying out a 2-day cleanliness drive at home (because you lived in a pig sty all year long and suddenly realized that Christmas is here and you have to clean the mess!) the only thing that you really need is a sanitizer to clean your own self!!

Therefore, on both a spiritual and physical level, Santa-tizer is the best gift to end the festive season with—and the list of the funny Secret Santa gifts list for that matter!

Got any good ideas now? Are you now ready to get creative this Christmas season? In case we missed it, do tell us in the comments section below about the wackiest gift you’ve ever received from your Secret Santa!

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15 Funny Secret Santa Gifts You Can Buy For Your Colleagues

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Ruth Russell

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Bring a smile to your colleague's face this Christmas with these funny Secret Santa gifts!

Ruth Russell

‘To be or not to be’ if that’s the question, I would always want to be who I am – a lover, who binges on ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ every Christmas; that is, if she decides not to wallow in bed with ‘Wuthering Heights’! The other thing that I absolutely love is weddings! Well, who doesn’t like being in a room full of love stories, eh?!