Alright...I have an idea based on some personal experiences I had in High School...just hear me out.

Stan is introduced to the shooting sports (skeet, trap, etc.) somehow..the USA Olympic Shooting grounds are in Colorado so it can be convenient.

Stan really excels in the sport and USA Shooting wants him to join the junior olympic team to train him some more...HOWEVER, in light of recent incidents and the attitude about firearms in the country, Kyle's mom freaks out (let's say after Stan invites Kyle to try it out with him) and goes crazy liberal "soccer mom" and tries to get all guns banned. Some of the kids could be scared of him and think he may shoot up the school or something.

It could be a typical "both radicals are wrong" episode bringing in the Brady Campagin/Diane Feinstein anti-gunners, and the crazy pro-gunners that think we should all own tanks and nukes, no questions asked.

At the end Stan could pull the whole "I learned something today" line and go into the whole resposible firearm owner speech.

Dude I think this would be a Freaking Awesome episode! haha I second this!

everyone knows Alex from his appearance live on pierces show couple months ago, so the episode could begin with that.Rachel Madhow (in real life) accused Alex of him believing that GIANT WASPs live in the center of the earth.

cartman finds out the new pope is south american so he gets really angry and goes to the vatican to murder the pope so they have to elect a new one , but suddely the devil stops him and tells him that it is all part of the plan , that the next one will be mexican and then..... before saying anything the devil suddenly vanishes and cartman goes around the world searching for the after-mexican pope to murder him but after not finding anyone he blames kyle because only jews can be part of devils plan . then cartman goes back to the vatican and tries to sacrify kyle but when he is already dead cartman discoveres it was Kenny with a really good outfit

The fact that soon David Cameron will have achieved the unthinkable... all porn sites will be blocked in the uk by default!

And the only way to get around this is to call up your Internet provider and ask them to unblock porn for you! "Yes sir how can I help?" "Um I want to watch some porn, can you unblock it for me?" "Sure let me get right to it sir....so what are you planning on watching sir?" That's the kind of convocation I know will happen. All this because David Cameron wants to block other sites as well, so basically he's using porn as an escape goat.

The reason I'm writing this is because I really think Matt and Trey should really hit this subject hard! One Idea I had was that after David accomplished a pornless Britain (because no one will contact their Internet provider to go through the embarrassing phone call) he then tries to go global! a meeting is then arranged with all the world leaders who all agree with David to block porn. later you find out the reason David wanted to block porn is because he has no dick (which explains a lot of his decisions). When he openly admits to the boys and other world leaders that he has no dick, the other world leaders one by one pull down their pants and show they have no dick.

It would be so amazing to see this! And if this episode is made, just imagine, one day his assistant (who probably deals with a lot of sh*t off him) will have to tell him that South Park made an episode about him being dickless! I'm sure that would make his day haha.

What about Syria and the civil war they are having, is that ever going to be mentioned in the show at all? Looks like the US will be attacking the Assad regime. Maybe it will turn into a new Iraq war and with fun Russian tension. Has anyone seen the Obama masked rodeo clown with the broomstick up his butt. That would be funny in the show. And have duck Obama come back with Duck Dynasty and their future roles in politics.

they should do a "false flag" episode talking about how the American government is framing the president of Syria in order to start a war when it was the muslim brotherhood who set off the chemical weapons while Eric Cartman is framing kyle in order to make him look bad..

What about a James Bond parody South Park episode. It could have one of the kids like Stan, Butters, or Jimmy being James Bond. It can follow this kid through the episode while he tries to solve problems that are going on that leads to a villainous plot. It could have classic Bond moments like card games, catch phrases, Bond music and walk in appearances. It can have another kid be the villain of the episode or have John Travolta be the villain, who wants to be a Bond villain. It could have one of the kid girls end up being the Bond girl of this one.

Definitely there should be a new episode with Alex Jones and false flag events. Also a Syria episode with Russia thrown in somehow. Isn't Cartman Jewish now? How about something on Lamar Odom? I'm sure there will be a twerking episode. M&T totally called it with the Britney episode- how "next year's harvest will be even better." Maybe an episode on how there is "REAL" stuff happening like a meltdown in Arab countries, a crisis in congress and flooding everywhere, but everyone is too busy caring about Miley's new video, Ylvis the fox and the Iphone 5

Milo Vonnegut 3Re: New Episode ideasWed Sep 25, 2013 2:10 pm

Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:52 pm285In your hearts.

Rollinstrummin wrote:

Isn't Cartman Jewish now?

Only for the last two minutes of Jewbacabra .

EcigaretteuserElectronic CigarettesWed Sep 25, 2013 8:54 pm

Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:26 pm0

By looking at my name, i have used electronic cigarettes for a few years now. When I started using them, i wasnt into South Park during that time but now im becoming a big fan. I went on google to search for a south park episode about electronic cigarettes or any episode that has a scene where someone is puffing on one. Unfortunately, there are none. Now that I have found an official forum where the creators of south park pay attention to, i can finally share an idea of an episode about electronic cigarettes. I'm not good at coming up with amazing ideas but i would love to watch an episode about electronic cigarettes starting to become very popular having an awesome climax and ending. The climax could involve the FDA or any government trying to ban them or do whatever with electronic cigarettes.

alanasandovalxxNew Awesome episode idea!Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:03 pm

Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:58 pm0

How about an episode where Cartman finds "true" love?! He thinks he's found the girl of his dreams only to find out she is a strict Jew... What do you guys think?!