“The heavenly nudity on The Young Pope, now on Blu-ray, includes an ass out Jude Law and the most divine double penetration scene in television history. The show got us to thinking about other on-screen men of the cloth who stripped down, and we came up with Paul Bettany, George Blagden, and the hot priest of ass Robert Carlyle in his steamy gay scene! On the quickie, peek the hottest dick and ass from The Mummy cast. Yummy!” — Mr. Man

“Ageless A-lister Tom Cruise has been showing off his chiseled bod, beautiful butt, and even his cock since his nude debut in 1981, and we’ve got all of his best ASSets on this Body of Work! You’ll be covered in Xe-goo!” — Mr. Man