Trublag - The Wyrm of the Wilds
The Great Gatherer ascended after the defeat of the Unspoken One. His story teaches that humble beginnings are to be remembered, for if you forget your roots, you forget a part of yourself.

I rarely remember my dreams, but mostly they're just weird and incoherent. Like the time I dreamed I was playing Pokemon Red, on the original Game Boy, but I had a Feraligatr, then suddenly it was Crystal, but still the original Game Boy, and I started arguing with my own subconscious, which apparently has seven arms, five legs, three heads, nine horns, bat's wings, and has a name that can only be properly pronounced by seventeen mouths simultaneously screaming in the voice of a chorus of damned souls burning in the darkest pits of blackest hell for all eternity. I called it Bob.

What if TMM really was the all-powerful evil chaos being he portrays but he still worked at Target in Rhode Island (worst state in New England if it weren't for Connecticut)? It's some tremendous imagery.