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“Which drummer is not like the others?” is the caption in this Home Depot tweet featuring two African American men and one person wearing a chimp suit. For which the company undoubtedly paid a marketing agency. Yeah.

Personal note: My friends and I used to hum “One of these things is not like the others,” when one of us got singled out in class. “Where did YOU come from?” was the one I got the most.

Subtitled: I initially laughed, but did stop when I got to the part about the guy being severely burned.

Ron Nielson, a 50-year-old Palm Bay (FL) resident, set himself on fire while reportedly attempting to light a wooden cross that he had soaked with gasoline. His wife heard him screaming and came out and doused the flames with the garden hose. He was airlifted to an Orlando hospital and reportedly has second-degree burns over 40-50 percent of his body.

Many of the news reports refer to Nielson’s actions as being Halloween-related. Continue reading →

As you probably know, the Japanese-Americans on the West Coast were evacuated from their West Coast homes to camps in the interior West and Arkansas. That was done as a national security measure because the U. S. government doubted the loyalty of many of the “Nikkei,” as the group was then called, and feared the military prowess of the Imperial Japanese Navy.

The point of the museum is to prove that the camps were “concentration camps” and that they were established because of racism. Neither charge is true and neither has ever been proven.

This article has a bunch of the usual problems. Conflation of Japanese and Japanese Americans. Lack of recognition that Japanese immigrants were unable to become citizens under the law. The Tachibana spy ring included white Americans; Tachibana himself was a Japanese national. And of course, there’s no way to explain why Japanese Americans in Hawaii weren’t rounded up and thrown into the camps. Unless you consider the fact that the islands’ workings would grind to a halt without them. And the writer is apparently ignorant of the fact that “concentration camps” was in fact the terminology used at the time, even by the president himself.

Overall, the article’s author, Roger W. Lotchin, raises a number of points that aren’t supported by evidence. But he knows that he’s right. Why? Because he’s never read anything to the contrary!

How many Japanese- Americans were disloyal is not known, but I have never read a piece of evidence from a reliable witness which said that all of them were loyal.

I have never read a shred of evidence that shows that either the American or western publics in general or the decision makers who decided on the camps thought that the Japanese here or in Japan were biologically inferior.

According to the article, Roger W. Lotchin is professor of history at the University of North Carolina. According to the UNC website, he’s an adjunct. However, I have never read a piece of evidence that suggests he is qualified for that position.

So a customer wanted to know if Wilcoxson’s delicious ice cream contained pork gelatin. Of course the president of the company, Matt Schaeffer, was delighted to hear he had a loyal fan and rushed to provide an answer:

Second, it’s fairly curt, even disregarding the content. If somebody claims to “love” your ice cream, it would be good to acknowledge that.

Third, Schaeffer assumed the poster lives in Pakistan. Which means he maybe assumes all Muslims live in Pakistan. I suppose that isn’t too bad of a guess, since there are a lot of Muslims there. He should have guessed Indonesia first, though. Of course, there are millions of Muslims here, too. And there’s this little thing called air travel. Wonder if Schaeffer’s heard of it. I mean I’ve even been near Montana. Not that I’d brag about it or anything.

In any event, Matt Schaeffer’s pants are apparently on fire. Because he claims he was overwhelmed with work and just reacted to the facebook user’s icon which read “Pakistan.” If three brown people can spell out “Pakistan,” that is.

For those who ask “Why does it have to be racist? Why can’t it just be stupid?” I say “Well, why can’t it be both?”

The New York State Assembly on Monday reprimanded an employee who had used a pseudonym while posting comments on the Internet defending Speaker Sheldon Silver’s handling of a sexual harassment scandal.

Mr. Eggler/Ms. Walker apparently also edits a webzine, which is currently down because of a gapers’ block of sock-puppet watchers.

We at RR have our share of sock puppets. It occasionally smells like feet around here. Our personal favorite was the puppet of an adoptive parent, who came to decry the cruelty and bigotry of the RR employees, staff and management. We were especially amused by the puppet defending the AP. Although the puppet denied knowing said AP, the puppet had some inside knowledge of a personal communique. Yet another case of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing.

Feel free to leave admiration in the comment box. We will allow sock puppets to deposit the appearance of additional love as well. Just this once, though. <3

Another site bringing hate into the spotlight: UNL Haters. This tumblr was apparently modeled after a similar site at OSU. It posts screen captures of racist and other -ist tweets online.

These sites have faced predictable backlash and have heard just about every single one of the We Heard It Befores™. I find it especially ironic that these sites are being labeled “racist.” Because exposing racism is itself racist, yanno. Because if you discuss a problem, you are creating the problem! It’s your fault!

Comments around the internet additionally display just how unclear most people are about the concept of “free speech.”

Free speech does have some limits: Obscenity, libel and consumer affairs come to mind. Also the whole “you can’t shout fire in a crowded theatre” and the “fighting words” doctrine.

In any event, the biggest misconception many people have about free speech is that they have the right to say anything they please without any sort of consequences. Which isn’t the case. Once again, it’s about freedom from interference by the gubbermint.

They scream about how such sites are against free speech without recognizing that the bloggers behind those sites are exercising their own free speech rights. A novel concept, apparently difficult for many h8ters to grasp. Yes, folks have the right to post ridiculous, moronic, racist, sexist, homophobic tweets for the world to see. And people have the right to respond.

So anyway, if you’re so proud of your free speech, go ahead and tweet to the world. Don’t be surprised when the world turns on the light.

Because the rule is no theme parties for you. Because you can’t seem to think of a fun! theme that isn’t racist. Despite (or maybe because of) the expensive education you’re theoretically in the process of receiving. Example one: The University of Chicago fraternity Alpha Delta Phi had its pledges wear sombreros and mow the lawn.

Example two: Delta Upsilon followed with a “Conquistadors and Aztec Hoes” party.

Example three: At a California high school, students held a “Seniores [sic] and Senoritas” party. They dressed as gardeners, a pregnant woman, the border patrol, gang members, etc.

This shit starts early, with crap like dressing up as “Indians” for Thanksgiving. Children’s books. Then there’s all that cultural cooptation and appropriation. Racist jokes and images. Plus the it’s not racist it’s all in good fun Halloween costumes. (I got tired of writing an annual Halloween post. Feel free to search the blog or click here for some ranty goodness.)

That’s why we talk about racism as being an institutional system. Because it isn’t just about hurt feelings.

(College sure does breed and encourage racists. Both OSU and Purdue have twitter accounts where somebody hilarious makes a lot of switched R and L jokes. Because it’s original and so funny, yanno. The writer behind the OSU account decided to stop posting as of a few days ago.)