Meh, Crisco and BBmG are both nicknames from highschool and NEITHER fit now. BigBoobsMcGoo lost her big boobs in a reduction and Crisco lost the fat (as it turns out, being active is MUCH EASIER when you don't have H-cups smacking you in the face and pulling your shoulders down constantly...)

Let me put it this way. I was an H-cup at 18. Bras were $60 a pop. For the cheapest ones. My shoulders would have deep, angry red grooves in them at the end of the day from the weight of my tits pulling on them. I had chronic back pain. My actual tits sagged down to my belly button, and I was overweight because being active hurt.