Lyrics:
The porn world is very tempting, and filled with exotic treats.
Ten minutes of showing booty, can help you afford nice things
With your type of looks and beauty, you could have success worldwide.
But now I regret to tell you -- Your Porn-star career just died.
The crew: Cuz you're...

Under 18 [Crew: under 18]
Under 18 [Crew: under 18]

You're underaged so we won't display your ass on the screen.
It don't really matter if you're poor. You're way too young to be a whore.
So wipe off these tears and count few more years, Until you're 18
The hoe like it slow,
This stud likes it hard
This chick's into toys
The soundman likes boys
The technical team,
have sex in their dreams
This carrot just came along (Yeah)

The porn biz' is sore,
Just ask any whore,
Ten years in the biz
Have broken their dreams
The drugs, booze and flees,
And all S.T.Ds
They're all telling you to GO

Crew: under 18
Crew: under 18

So pack up your boobs and go back to school, 'cuz your just a teen.

I don't have to flash my double D
I will go and get a PHD.
(Don't push it...)