Author: Harley Warren

The cats vs. dogs battle has been ongoing for centuries. Whether you’re a dog person or a cat person, I’m sure you can appreciate both animals. In this article we’re going to take a look at 13 wonderful cat toys that your cute little kitten will love:

Ever get frustrated at your cat for always pawing food out of its dish, leaving bits of food all over the place? This is the perfect fix for your cat because it taps into their natural instincts to play with their food.

This toy features five tubes that can contain food at the bottom, allowing your cat to pursue its natural inclinations without leaving food all over the place. Both you and the cat can relax with this toy, you’ll love it and your cats will too!

Cats love closed spaces. Cats love the sound of crinkled things like plastic bags or tinsel. This Tunnel Toy brings those two things together to overstimulate the natural instincts of our feline companions.

My three cats have enjoyed this toy, it provides hours of distractions for them, and entertainment for me. It offers opportunities for your cats to perfect their stalking and hiding skills, which most house cats do not get to perfect due to the environment.

If you’re looking to offer your cats new stimuli in their environment, and you want to see some hilarious scenes, then this is definitely the toy that both you and your cats can enjoy!

Most cat owners understand the following scenario. You come home with your arms loaded with groceries. Your cats, like customs inspectors rummage and rifle through the bags displaying their curiosity and love for plastic bags and anything that sound similar.

These crinkle ball cat toys offer cats the tactility and the sound that they love about plastic bags. This is absolutely one toy that your cat will play with everyday! It’s a great diversion toy if your cat is doing something you don’t like, or simply if your cat appears to be uninterested in other toys. This is definitely a must have for any cat owner!

Jason Galaxy’s line of toys are excellent. He understands the natural instincts of cats, and this toy is perfect. The two balls are not perfectly round, each one has odd angles, which make it more unpredictable to track for your feline.

Most balls would roll on a perfect, uninterrupted trajectory making the play value of the toy low. These two balls offer unpredictable trajectories which increases your cats curiosity, interest and replay value.

My three cats love these toys above all others for just those reasons listed above. The materials are durable and appear to be resistant to teeth and claws, making them ideal for all cat owners.

Monkeys, and their evolutionary superior relative the homo sapient, are not the only mammals who enjoy bananas. Although, this banana isn’t sweet for either of the previously mentioned mammals because it’s stuffed with catnip!

Have you ever noticed your cat playing with an object while on the ground, doing the “bicycle” with their back claws? Well, this catnip-stuffed-banana is the perfect toy for your cat to “ride its bicycle,” as it’s length is roughly the length of the stomach for most cats! Get this toy and let your cat compete in the feline bike race “Tour de la banane.”

This cat toy is wonderful for the kitten or playful adult cat. Often, when browsing for new stimulating toys for your feline friend, although they see you as a servant, you come across a circular-track toy that has a ball caught within the tubes. This toy takes it a step further as the circuit has bends and rises, making it more interesting and capable of captivating your cat for hours on end.

The ball functions using motion sensor, when it detects motion the ball lights up and race around the track! How fun!! Imagine the delirium you’ll experience as you watch your feline “stalk” this pesky prey!

After a long day of lounging around, eating and sleeping, what more do you think your feline desires? They need a “massage center” to stretch out their tired muscles! The Catit Senses 2.0 Wellness Center offers a variety of textures and materials to offer your cat for grooming and massaging.

All the materials stimulate and isolate different areas of your cat, such as behind the ears, gums, neck/shoulder area, often the hardest to reach places for cats. If you ever went to a wellness center, and experienced the luxury of massages, why not also offer your cat the same luxury? Buy this, and you’re feline will love you even more!

Catnip might as well be meow-ijuiana. Cats become hippies and stoners when they smell, rub against and eat catnip. Their activities range from chill to hyper. Just like broccoli, catnip loses its potency after a specific amount of time.

Side-step this inconvenience with liquid catnip spray. It’s the perfect material with which to deliver this “feline crack.” It doesn’t mess up your floor, and its potent concentrated form allows a little to go a long way!

The Cat Activity Center with Hanging Toys is an excellent toy/apparatus to purchase for your feline companion. When you purchase the feline center, you also receive a bonus liquid cat spray! This apparatus features four hanging cat toys that dangle effortlessly right at eye level with your cat, and within reaching distance when your cat lays down on the center’s soft, comfortable base.

This Cat Activity Center is perfect if your cat is regularly home by him/herself (themselves) for hours on end as you crush it at work.

The Cat Activity Center with Hanging Toys is perfect for helping kittens improve their coordination and for your older cats who may need more movement in their daily life. The center itself is 24 inches tall by 23 inches wide, and comes in two colors.

It is for all these reasons and more that you should certainly pick up this activity center for your feline today!

One toy that you probably already have is a cheap plastic cat pole. You know, it looks like a fishing pole, but instead of a hook and bait you have a furry little animale on the end of a string. Well, it’s fun to play with your cat with this toy, but what happens when your arm gets tired but your cat is still energetic?

Exactly, you click on this “A-Door-Able” cat toy and let your door do all the work as you relax and watch tv!

This toy will keep your cat entertained for hours while you sit back and watch the game or as you binge watch your favorite series on Netflix. No need to keep your cat entertained, let your door do the job!

This cat “a-door-able” toy will also help you to keep your cats from meowing incessantly at your door when you banish them from you or your children’s bedrooms!

The Bergan Catnip Hurricane Cat Toy is simple yet refined. In cat world it’s also a dispensary for liquid or leaf catnip. This toy features two tracked-balls and a hollow space in the middle intended for catnip. When you place the catnip in the center and then put the balls in motion, they serve as a vehicle for dispersing the catnip scent.

Once your cat figures this out, they can auto-stimulate themselves with catnip without you even needing to do a thing. This toy is perfect when you need to distract or offer a new element in your feline’s environment.

My three cats love this toy, and they’ve played with it so much to the detriment of their other toys. Suffice it to say, that this toy has literally saved many objects in my house from claws.

The Bergan Turbo Scratcher Cat Toy is similar in design and concept as their Catnip Hurricane, yet different in purpose. This toy features a one-track ball encircling a cardboard scratching surface. This item is perfect for you if you want your cat scratcher to have a low profile in your living room, or any room for that matter.

The apparatus itself is 16″ in diameter and the cardboard scratching surface can easily be replaced; replacements can be found online or in most pet stores, making this toy a very convenient one indeed!

You ever hear your cat cough and then moments later (or days) you find a neat little hairball on (under/in/around) your bed or other furniture? Well, cats love to groom themselves as much as humans love showers.

A cat’s tongue has hundreds of mini hooks covering it, just like velcro does. Well, these hooks collect hair and eventually there is too much stuck in your cat’s throat and they end up coughing it up!

Cat grass is an all-natural way to help your cat get ride of their hairballs and it helps in digestion. You see, cats (and dogs) if allowed to go outside will naturally eat grass on a daily basis. But if you have an indoor cat, they can’t benefit from this natural instinct.

With this 100% Organic Grass Kit from the Cat Ladies, you can provide your feline with an all-natural method of controlling hairballs while aiding in digestion. You’ll start to notice how much your cat loves this “toy,” and you’ll start to see a difference over night! Do you and your cat a healthy favor and pick this toy up as soon as you can!

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We understand that sometimes you just need a funny mask in your life. You don’t need a reason. If you want to look like Donald Trump or a giant unicorn, we’ve got you covered. Dive into our favorite 20:

In the Medieval time period, Unicorns are thought to have existed. In fact, most alchemists had vials labeled “unicorn horns.” In reality, it was the filed-down horn of a narwal.

Have you seen a unicorn? More than likely you haven’t, but if you have you were probably tripping, or you saw someone wearing this hilarious unicorn mask! Think of the amazing selfies you could take with this unicorn mask! Even better, think of the weird looks you will get when you walk down the street with this amazingly life-like unicorn mask! If you are looking for something to help you stand out from the crowd, then look no further than this silly mask!

Do you like to use Emoji? Do you spam your friends the smiley poop emoji? Do your friends spam you with the smiley poop emoji? If you answered yes to the previous these questions, then you need to own this Smiely Poop Emoji, it’s absolutely lit!

This mask features eye holes so you don’t run into people while you’re making them laugh. This mask would make a great gift for anyone whether you want to subtly inform them that they are shit heads, or even if they have some strange pooping fetish. Either way, the mask will be enjoyed greatly by you or your friends!

Everyone thought it was a joke that Donald Trump was running for President. Well, now that this sick joke has become reality, this mask is now quite useful. This mask is very realistic because the fake hair looks as real as Trump’s hair, which already looks like a terrible toupee. If you or your friends want to reshoot the robbery scenes of Pointe Break, this mask would make a great addition!

What does the fox say? Foxes don’t really say much to be honest, but this mask will allow you to say a lot! This fox mask looks a little demented, but it’s of superior quality because it has several features that go beyond the typical plastic mask. This mask has faux fur, a cushioned chin brace that allows the mouth to move as you move your mouth! It has a wire mesh eye opening allowing for great visibility, and it is built with quality craftsmanship.

This mask is perfect for anyone looking to complete their Fox Furry costume for a simple Cosplay convention or a Furry gathering in your local area.

Looking to attend a masquerade party and get your seduction on? Look no further, this mask is seductive af when combine with an all black outfit and a hood to top it all off. You’ll seduce that guy or girl that catches your eye! Or, as with most ancient plays, a mask is a great way to diffuse your identity so you can test the sincerity of your significant other, provided the light is dim enough!

It comes in five different colors. The mask features straps which comfortably allow it to fit any size.

It may be some debate whether Grumpy Cat’s fifteen minutes of fame is up or not, either way this Grump Cat Mask is lit. If you have a hard time being a grump to people, why not buy this epic mask and manifest your inner grump! Can’t say no to your boss when he asks you to stay late? Now you can! Can’t say no to that pesky stalker? Now you can! This mask is perfect for all occasions that could require a grump. Just think of all the things you could say when wearing this mask! THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!!!!! On second thought…. NOPE!

You know that weird way how people tend to laugh during scary movies? Well, this creepy af Jigsaw Puppet Mask is either going to make people laugh or cringe in fear because their worst fears are flooding their mind. Either way, this is certainly a funny mask when you really think about it. Come on, those spirals accenting those overly large cheeks, and those inhuman red eyes!

This mask is great for most mask parties as your identity is completely hidden, though you can see perfectly through the eye holes. What would happen if you were suddenly engaged in a political or philosophical discussion while donning this mask? If you’re a fan of Jigsaw then this is certainly the mask for you, and you’ll more than likely find it hilarious when people look at you with ghast-filled eyes!

Remember when you first saw V for Vendetta? Relive the inspiration with this Guy Fawkes mask and embody the coyness and honesty of a mask which gives you the anonymity you desire. Think of all the funny antics you could commit while your visage is hidden. This mask is absolutely hilarious as it mocks the establishment and the values upon which it is built. This doesn’t mean you have to be an anarchist, but by simply wearing this mask and j-walking or smoking a cigarette closer to your office building than you should!

Anyone who cherishes their ideals in the face of an oppressive regime should look at owning this mask. Some may not find it funny, but on the ideological level, negating all that the establishment holds valuable is quite hilarious.

This Mask/Helmet features the character Sans who is a support character in Undertale. Though the image of a skull is suppose to be frightening, the grinning face and overly large characteristics make this mask funny in a cartoonish way. This mask/helmet completely covers the head and face of the wearer, and two small eye holes provide ample vision, although caution should be exercised when wearing it. The mask is of superior quality, and is perfect for anyone, certainly fans of Undertale!

So for some reason culturally speaking we have three little monkeys who hear, speak and see no evil. This adorable mask and hand is all about this cultural image. However, imagine the levels of fun and delirium you can reach while doing, speaking and hearing all manner of things good and bad! How funny would it be to scare your roommate, candidly of course, by jumping out of his closet when he comes home at 3am wearing this mask? Buy this now, try and watch the video go viral!

Have you ever actually tried to mimic the emoji smiley faces? Your face really can’t make that wink smiley face accurately. In fact, it’s probably better that you don’t make that face to someone because you’ll probably look like you’re either constipated or deranged. Buy this mask instead! This mask is perfect for a masquerade party, or just to have for a gag or two. Imagine the laughter and joy you’ll bring to you and your friends when you wear this mask!

What’s the best emoji to send someone when you’re lit af and just sad something funny? The tongue out emoji! What’s the best emoji to send to your bae when you’re being suggestive…. the tongue out emoji! What’s the best emoji for getting your flirt on with your gym crush? The tongue out emoji!

This emoji covers many bases, and so will you if you get this mask and wear it at the next costume party. Imagine the level of play you’ll get as you strut around with this bad boy stuck to your face. By the end of any soirée wearing this, you’ll sure to be leaving with someone! So, if you like the company of others, you certainly need to buy this mask!

Contrary to popular belief, Vikings were the first Europeans to discover the New World. Vikings have their own tv show and it’s absolutely amazing. Why, if you think about it, Vikings are the harbingers of all things bad ass. War, Pillaging, Sex.

Now that our modern civilization looks down upon these viral activities, our base senses have been relegated to the shadows… but you can still proudly show your inner viking with this wicked awesome, and funny, Viking Hat Cap Wind Mask.

It features a bright read knit beard to cover your soft face (unless you’re manly enough to have a beard of your own). This is perfect for anyone who fancies knit hat masks!

All hail Lord Cthulhu! If you or a friend is a follower of the dark lord Cthulhu or any other weird Lovecraft deities, this knit mask/hat is for you/them. This knit hat/mask will keep you warm and make you look really cool. It’s perfect for a ski trip, shoveling snow, or just simply wearing around town. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!!

Do you often carve up fresh snow on the slopes? Do you have a baby face and secretly wish you could grow a gorgeous beard, but your bae player hates? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then this Ski mask is for you!

This mask features insulated comfortable neoprene, woven thermal fleece material. It covers the ears, face and neck from harsh winter climates making it perfect for any cold weather activities!

While most people think of masks with the purpose of concealing or disguising identity, some use masks to block out light for sleeping. What is the best example of a sleeping being? It could be a college student, but in this case it’s a cat! If you’re a cat lover and you wish that you could stay at home and sleep all day, then this is the perfect mask for you!

This mask blocks any light source making it easier for your to sweetly slumber as everyone else trudges o work half-awake!

One of the most beloved Monster’s Inc. and Monster University character, Sulley, is fully featured with this high quality mask. What makes this mask superior to others is the fact that the mouth moves as the wearer’s mouth moves! Imagine the joy brought to any child’s face as they perfect their scare tactics with this superior quality mask! In addition to the mouth moving, the eyebrows and lips move too! Not to mention, this mask is 100% kid fueled, so should you want to go “bump in the night” and perfect your scare tactics with confidence, this is the mask for you!

You may ask, “what’s so funny about Vladimir Putin’s mug?” Well it’s not so much what’s funny but about how you could wear his mask and in what situations you could “picture” him. All it takes is a quick google image search to see all sorts of crazy pics of Vladi, most of which he’s bare-chested showing off his Russian manliness. Why not you too! Imagine the play Vladimir gets when he rolls into the Moscow night-scene or within the Kremlin. Yeah, a lot! Now, what about you? This mask is perfect for compromising, and funny pics that could take meme-generators by storm!

This one-time leader of the “Free World,” was also impeached at one point for a scandal in which the definition of “is” came into question. Regardless of whether he was a good President or not, he’s certainly known for his sex-capades with Monica Lewinsky and his swimmers which famously stained a certain dress. Recently, there’s an awesome gif of good ol’ Bill checking out the newest First-Lady Ivanka Trump. Bill is caught like a savage checking out Ivanka, despite Hillary’s cold af stare.

If you want to get your stare on and look savage at the same time, then this mask is certainly the one for you. Also, don’t forget the cologne sex panther because 60% of the time it works every time!

This mask is funny. It’s funny because of the possibilities it allows its wearer. You want to create a quick old times robber outfit? This is the mask for you? You want to engage in some causal S+M, this mask is for you! You want to obfuscate your identity from public security cameras, this mask is for you! This mask is as versatile as your imagination can use it.

This mask comes in a variety of colors and can be put on quickly and efficiently by tying it behind your head, no need for another accomplice!

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