Well, This is the Worst Suit Malfunction of All Time

Suiting up means you're committed to looking sharp, and ready to take on whatever the busy work day, your cousin's wedding, or groan-inducing themed cocktail party throws at your lightly padded shoulders. And when your suits fit like it should (you know we're talking slim), you simply don't always have the same range of mobility you might in, say, some sweatpants and a tee. It's just the price you pay for looking incredible. That is, unless you decide to challenge the properties of wool like the unfortunate young man above. (Warning, NSFW)

This is why Beyoncé wears a leotard when she performs. Our poor pal here, on other hand, was wearing his best suit before attempting some split leg moves. The result: trousers busted open with the same intensity as an exploding balloon, junk thrusted into the open air in direct focus of an already-rolling iPhone (and thus, on Snapchat, and thus, Vine, and thus, the world).

Yes, this is brutally humiliating to watch. It's also straight-up hilarious, and by far the worst pants malfunction we've seen since Lenny Kravitz's leather pants gave in a few months back. But if there's one thing to learn from all this, it's this: you need to get your hands on a stretchy suit (like the one Giancarlo Stanton wore in GQ). You won't just be more comfortable, but it'll save you (and your private bits) from someday going viral.

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