Don't Touch My Willie

She showed up at my house at half past nineIn a low-cut dress with a bottle of wineShe said this will be a night you won't forget

She poured us some drinks to get us into the moodI reached for the lights, she reached for my tunesShe pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said

Don't touch my WillieI don't know you that wellHelp yourself to some Haggard or some JonesHell, or anybody elseI don't know what you heardI ain't that kind of guyYeah so don't touch my Willie,We'll get a long just fine

She said she never met a man like me in her lifeWho wouldn't share his Willie on the very first nightI said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard

I don't pull out my Willie for just anyoneThere's a lot of other records that you can choose fromSo let me make myself clear before you go too far

Don't touch my WillieI don't know you that wellHelp yourself to some Haggard or some JonesHell, or anybody elseI don't know what you heardI ain't that kind of guyYeah so don't touch my Willie,We'll get a long just fine