It's called the Tiny House Movement, because living so close to the bathroom, it's all you can hear in there.

Why can't I be into fast cars like a Normal mid-life crisis.

Maybe it's because I want to secretly be closer to my family.

But I can't afford one, and while my shelves are a legacy to the world that will live on for decades...
... building a house - however tiny - is just one step further than I can manage.

I think that if I put on the word "tiny" it will mean that I will be able to build it.

Is this how men lived in the Middle Ages?
Sure they've got their wattle and daub shack, but they weren't trying to build a mini-hut round the back.

They didn't get to this age. So they didn't get to this stage in life where they also had to build a mini-hut round the back.

It's a bit bigger than a camper van.
I don't know why I want one.
Maybe in my head it means you go out and experience life instead of killing it in front of the Strictly Come Dancing Results Update show.

I could have the same Tiny House Movement experience by boarding up a load of rooms so we have to live next to the bathroom.