Frat Boys Have Decided Nike Shorts and a T-Shirt Is the 'Ugliest Outfit a Girl Can Wear'

Maybe guys' website Total Frat Move thought they were doing God's work when they published a not-so-creatively titled post earlier this week called “Norts Under a T-Shirt Is the Ugliest Outfit a Girl Can Wear.” Not only is this conclusion random and extremely dumb, but also—oh yeah—nobody asked you.

The article's writer, Jared Borislow, describes the visceral reaction he had to seeing a college girl wearing such a look ("norts" are Nike shorts, by the way) thusly: "She was wearing an outfit so heinous that I would have squeezed lemon segments into my eyes to ease the pain.” Real nice, dude.

Borislow seems to take particular offense to the women's shirt choice, complaining that “the ensemble in question turns every girl it touches into an amorphous blob.” He goes on to add, “It’s like she’s a bootleg version of one of the Wonder Twins, and contact with her shirt activates her superpower: the ability to transform into an unflatteringly shaped purple entity.”

The "writer" manages to string together nearly 700 more words on the subject, which—you're welcome—we'll spare you.

So now women aren't only forced to endure slut shaming at the hands of ignorant haters, but also, apparently, we're criticized for wearing comfortable clothing. Because we've already spent too much time on this topic, say it with me one more time: Women should not be judged by what they choose to put on their body. We dress for ourselves and aren't asking for anyone's opinion—especially when it comes from behind a computer screen and the word frat is involved.

Twitter user Common White Girl brought the article to the attention of the masses, tweeting a link and writing, “I’ve never cared less in my entire life.” As expected, social media agrees.