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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Making a Love Connection for RPattz & KStew

Here at Twitarded, we are decidedly in favor of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. Naturally, I'm talking about the existence of the maybe / maybe not couple known as Robsten. (What did you think I was talking about?)

Speculation is rampant on whether or not RPattz and KStew are "together-together." I honestly hope they never confirm or deny their relationship. I refused to confirm my pregnancy the entire forty weeks. People would ask and I would simply thank them for their insensitivity as it was more likely that I'd just let myself go. My Bitch Switch is stuck on high at all times.

Whether they are together or not matters little to us, as long as they are happy and keep showing up places looking pretty.

Like this. Yes, just keep doing this...

I got to thinking today (you know this is going somewhere dastardly), what other love connections are possible for this duo? I've never tried matchmaking before, but how hard can it be? It seems like simple math. You just factor in what people like and whom they've dated before and voila! You have a list of new mates. For example, Kristen used to date that kid from Sky High. Maybe she likes superheros.

I would watch this movie all day long.

She has also dated (maybe) a vampire. Perhaps mythical characters are her bag.

I can see both their zippers.

Or maybe she's just attracted to immortality. I won't judge. You never know where the love bug will bite.

Cocoon was the shit. Even KStew knows it.

What about Mr. Pattinson? What are his options for finding love in this topsy turvy world? Well, he started out his career in a relationship with a dragon, so there's nowhere to go but up.

Rawr! That's hot.

He might currently be having a fling with a certain pachyderm. I am Team Taibert all the way.

"Is this thing on?"

Let's not forget about the Amish Crocodile Dundee pics. Vanity Fair kind of did all the work for me here. You can tell by the glint in the gator's eye that she too has fallen prey to the lure of The Precious. Who can blame her?

This takes the bridal-style hold to a whole new level.

A couple really has to have something in common to form a lasting bond.

A caption seems like overkill here.

While writing this post, my cat, Shakespeare, asked me to put in a good word for him. They have a history, after all.

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