Dear ’62 Classmates: What’s up? Regards, The Unabomber

Like other classmates from the Harvard Class of 1962, Ted Kaczynski just wanted to fill his fellow Crimson in on what’s he’s doing nowadays a half-century later. So he updated his alumni directory entry.

Occupation: “Prisoner.”

Awards: “Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998.”