Miami's collapsed footbridge; Keith puts a searing fork in his mouth; the U.S. Army's St. Patrick's Day tweet; National Walkout Day; teacher fires gun in class; mom who married her son then her daughter sentenced to 2 years in prison; online dating; Keith's poker night/date; sex clubsMarch 18, 2018

Show Notes

— Go Army: The U.S. Army put out, and kept up, an obnoxious wartime St. Patrick’s Day video on Twitter

— Walkout: Tens of thousands of American students – nearly 3,000 schools – walked out of class on Wednesday to promote gun control. Meanwhile, a custodian in South Carolina rummaged through students’ book bags to steal $180 during a walkout.

— Bang: A teacher in northern California apologizes for accidentally shooting his gun in class thinking it wasn’t loaded. He was also a reserve officer for the nearby police.

— Family First: A mom from Oklahoma, who married her son and then later her daughter, was sentenced to 2 years in prison

— OkStupid: Ashley shares her online dating debacles, including teaching computer code on a first date

— Poker? He Hardly Knew Her!: Keith describes Poker Night, his latest fling, washing yourself off after sex, and growers vs. show-ers. It turns out that EVERY SINGLE penis-haver in the KATG audience claims they are growers.

— Free To Explore: 74% of the KATG audience is interested in going to a sex club