Thursday, May 22, 2008

washers and dryers

Clothes washers and dryers are alien beings on a crusade to rid planet earth of wearable clothing. They are accomplishing this mission through a three-pronged attack:

1 - Eating socks2 - Discoloring clothes3 - Shrinking clothes

The disappearance of socks is a phenomenon which has been well documented.

I think all of my white clothing is tinted green. In one instance, that plan backfired against those ghoulish beings; my white polo (why oh why did I buy a plain white polo???) is now lime green, and quite decent.

Thirdly, my pants don't fit (they USED to be my loose pants).

Lastly, donuts are alien beings on a suicidal crusade to rid planet earth of skinny people.