Yankees @ Mariners

When the Red Sox or Yankees (and, evidently, the Blue Jays) come to town, Mariners fans are often outnumbered, or at least out-vocalized, in the stands. This is unacceptable, especially when its the fucking Yankees, who still have fucking A-Rod on their team. In short, any Yankee fan whos not from fucking New York (or at least lived there for a spell) can fucking go fuck themselves, the bandwagon-hopping, fair-weather fucks. Granted, if you say fuck too many times in Safeco Field, youre liable to get tossed out on your fucking ass, but who fucking cares at this point? While the Ms have had a brilliant season based on what was expected of them heading into this year (zilch), theres fucking nothing left to play for nowno fucking pennant, no fucking playoffs. Really, the only reasons to visit Safeco Fucking Field at this juncture in the season are to: (a) watch Ken Griffey Jr. play what could be the fucking final games of his fucking career, or (b) fucking boo the fucking Yankees, because they fucking suck, even if theyre the best fucking team in baseball, record-wise. MIKE SEELY