It has my résumé, and a nifty “Virtual Tour,” wherein you move a small avatar of me through some doorways, into rooms decorated with details of my work history. You use your arrow keys to propel me left, right, back, or forth. (If you’re on a tablet or something with no arrow keys, you can still tap on the little doorways, I’ll probably take the hint.) And the spacebar makes me jump like Mario.

And even if you don’t need that much eye candy, wouldn’t it be cool to have someone around who can do it?