Hello, Tropers of the interwebz! To keep it short, I'm a pop-culture nerd. Actually, the index will tell you about me. Take notes, kids--there's going to be a quiz afterwards...

!! This troper provides examples of:[[index]]*{{Afraid of Blood}}*{{Afraid of Needles}}*{{Born in the Wrong Century}}: Decade really. By my estimates I should have been born in 1968, allowing me to live my current life in {{The Eighties}}.*{{Brief Accent Imitation}}: Some less brief then others...* BrilliantButLazy, well, more like smarter-ish than peers and also a RidiculousProcrastinator, but this is a trope.*{{Captain Obvious}}: I point out obvious things. Really. [[OverlyLongGag Like you probably didn't need to know that I'm typing things about myself. For Tv Tropes. Which is on the Internet. Which you are looking at right now.]]*{{Cloudcuckoolander}}*{{Dandere}}: Well, at least I'm aware of it. I go between this and the above.* DitzyGenius*{{Elephants Child}}* {{Lostalgia}}: See {{Born in the Wrong Century}}. [[TheBeatles Ah,]] [[JohnHughes so]] [[HitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy many]] [[TheYoungOnes it's terribly]] [[MontyPython sad.]]*{{Most Tropers are Young Nerds}}: Why I'm here.*{{Not a Morning Person}}*{{The Snark Knight}}: I pride myself on this, [[KnowNothingKnowItAll even if it's all in my head]].