3. Laughs? Nah, not for me.

4. She needs her own show.

We don't talk enough about how in the Flintstones closing credits, the waiter at the drive-thru has preposterous strength in that she can carry an *enormous* rack of ribs that is heavy enough to topple a car with stone wheels and also at the present moment has 8 passengers. pic.twitter.com/VqT6kdiyu3

7. I'd read it.

8. We're all freaks.

All of our public service industries are vaguely kinky. Police use handcuffs, paramedics shock people, firefighters slide down poles. I think we're going to see a judge using a dildo as a gavel by 2020.