I can't believe this domain was available, either!

Do you turn up your nose at the thought of eating anything less than USDA Prime?

Do you throw up in your mouth at the mere mention of USDA Select?

Worry no more, you steakhouse whore! There is a technique you can use to simulate all the flavor, texture, and marbling you’d get from an expensive USDA Prime cut of beef by using any cheapo piece of supermarket meat.