Conflict of interestYoure split right in twoYour convictions lie betweenYour shadow and youWhen I need help and Im heading your wayBoth of your halves turn the same shade of greyConflict of interest...

Here I am alone on the streetWith hundreds of people whose eyes never meetThe looks that I get are to sayThe least strangeThis social disorder-some things never change.

Chorus:Take a numberGet in lineHurry up and take your timeDont make waves youll be just fineMake sure your interests dontConflict with mine

To my jaded eyesEvery day is the sameWhen you scream outrages all I say is tameYou stumble blindly I dont really care.Its my street, too, so stayOutta my hairConflict of interest.