Forces in Emoji

The armed forces of the Kingdom of
Emoji are divided into the armed
services watermelon launcher box launchers, drones stations, tomatoes shooters,
bottled water bomber, magnetic stations and underground army with yellow
uniform. The strength should be the future by decision of the
Parliament of Emoji from the
rainy day in the ninth month of the year 28,675 soldiers. The country is trying
to progress as much as possible to advance. So should be active in the future
only robot in the army. The soldiers are protected on the government's decision
fully before the outbreak of war. Here is mentioned as an example of the planet
Pluto. There robot for the army and the security be used exclusively. Thus Pluto
has long-standing and very successful experience.
Not to the armed forces include 44,568 robots in the troops of the Government
Security, 758,687 Emojis need to monitor borders
during the whole time. So spies and other unwanted charlatans can be prevented.
Add to this are sea protectors. These are used primarily in the vicinity of the
beaches around the Yellow Sea. How many employees do the Sea Protection Agency
is strictly confidential. There are also16,779soldiersto take overvarious tasksafter floodsor otherdisasters. Also needto attend afireat least42
soldiers. ThisAct was passedin Parliament.Nexthave around12,346soldiersforsecret service.
They mustespeciallymonitorforeign nationals(mainly misersfrom theJupiter).Military service isvoluntary forboth male and femaleEmojis.
Since a largemajority of the
populationat theword "war"
hasalready
run into thenearesttoilet,
the armywas
voluntary for all. Sothere
is sincethe seizure of powerby KingDevilEmojia professional army.
In addition,there is a strongpoliceand
Border Guard. HerearestingyJupiteraliensthe most problematiccitizensin
Emoji. Often theyviolatelaw offair
economy.As an example:to payverymiserly
wagesinEmojiTown.

History
At the times of the Kingdom of Emoji before the reign of the First Horror Clowns
the army for fear of Horror Clown was formed by the
king. The aim was mainly alone the king and his family to protect them from
foreign rulers. Nevertheless, the large former army took nothing with 638,347
soldiers. The First Horror Clown could oust the king from power. In addition,
the army of Emoji was barely able to take action against the Egoists from Mars.
As the Egotists came from Mars asked the soldiers their top army chief, what to
do next. This said that they simply should shoot at the Egoists with the water
pistol. The Egoists were only "wet". They laughed at the army of Emoji. When the
First Horror Clown learned from this event, him the whole story was too
embarrassed. He immediately sent his circus army to Emoji. This army could
defeat the Egoists. Depending on the region in the country but were other
prerequisites for the use of circus army. So the city
Emoji Face in Horror Clown Faces
had to be renamed. Interestingly, the army could only be successful if it
consisted only of voluntary and motivated soldiers.
After the event, with the water gun the army of Emoji was significantly reduced
on the First Horror Clowns command. He had only the best in the army. So were
around 48,988 Emojis voluntarily in the army. They were successful. They could
sink the Easter Eggs in the Yellow Sea. This celebrated the army as their
greatest success in the history. Back then drowned several Easter Eggs. They
came along with the Egoists from the Mars to conquer territory. Later, after the
conflict with the Egoists tried Allergies attack the capital city
Emoji SMS. At that time the army
still small (around 46,856 soldiers). Allergies were quickly after only 286
minutes defeated by the army of Emoji. This time it was without the support of
Horror Clowns. Of course, the army of Emoji could benefit from a very good
training in the Circus Country. Later the army for a long time remained fairly
unemployed. Only when the power of addiction poisonous king
Poisonous Snake from the Salted
Cucumbers grew so strong that he took the city Emoji Pop days ago about 777
aircraft. This led to a crisis meeting in the Parliament of Emoji. Then the king
of Emoji decided no increase in inventories of the soldiers. So the army
remained at the king's command continues the same as before the conquest of the
city by the Salted Cucumbers.
Watermelon launchers are mainly used when the population does not know what they
could do with the many watermelons. In a season 1986 days ago too many
watermelons grew across the country. Thereupon the citizens decided to throw the
watermelon on miserly Jupiter aliens. It responded many Misers how they should
react. They took the seeds from the watermelon and planted them into Jupiter.
They sold these watermelons than as Emoji watermelons. This marketing strategy
proved a great success. The misers could continue to climb in the rich ranking
upwards.
Similar story happened to the tomatoes shooters 1245 days ago. At that time so
many tomatoes were thrown all over the country. 188 days later grew several
tomato plants throughout the country. Of course, this time there were more fresh
tomatoes. But Emojis decided to produce tomato juice. They enjoyed their
self-produced juices.