Smart SEX TOY Will Track Your Every Move Beneath The Sheets

Makers of sex toy ‘Lovely‘ are currently running a crowd-funding campaign to create the device that promises to use ‘built in sensors and sophisticated algorithms’ to track your every move beneath the sheets. Then, it will seek to provide useful suggestions and ideas on what you should try next time via a smartphone app.

With a steep retail price of $169 (£110), the creators appear to be hoping that tech and data enthusiasts will find the product somewhat useful. Would it really appeal to anybody else?