RANDOM QUOTE: "Being a 'weirdo' is NOT a bad thing! It's quite okay to be called a 'weirdo' because it implies you march to your own beat...you aren't willing to be a clone of the less than exciting forms of our society! In my opinion, though it may not matter to you now, EVERY place on this planet needs the few whom are willing to live differently and have a love of unexpected things. Where's the written words that everyone must be 'normal'? Show them to me before you dare think you must follow the 'normal' crowd!" - StormofyourDestiny giving some words of wisdom from the year 2011

My name is MidnightSakuraBlossom, my BFF is StormofyourDestiny. Let me start off the introductions by telling you that we are best friends forever, and fanfiction authors, we share this profile now and have been since oh...since September 2011? Before then, I was all alone. Anyway, to distingish whom is talking: know that I will be speaking in BOLD or BOLD WITH ITALICS or whatever...and she speaks in REGULAR PRINT OR ITALIACS. Anything written before September 2011 was mine; with the exception of the genius "SasoDei: Dirty Little Secret" which was SYD'S first step onto the wonderful world of FF.

I, MidnightSakuraBlossom, am just a twenty-one year old girl living in the United States of America. SYD is my BFF, she lives there too. But I will not tell you curious people what state or city. ;P I was born in America, but my heritage is so complicated. Italian and Portuguese are strong on my mom's side of the family, while British, French, and German are strong on my father's. And somehow along the line, I have Spanish in me as well (old relatives that were Spaniards). Talk about one hell of a combination! Um...I confess that English isn't my first language; I was raised speaking Italian because my parents thought we were going to go back to Italy and that didn't work out...it's a LONG STORY. My point is that I didn't start learning English until I was around 8-9, but I did somewhat know a little of the basics. I bet people thought I was an illegal immigrant! Anyway, I have been studying English for a while and I am better but...I still suck. Haha. You may find a ton of English mistakes and dreaded typos in my fanfics due to that horrible flaw. The good news is that I speak Italian and Japanese fluently, and bits of German and Indonesian. But English BAFFLES me. TT.TT Just...what...?

Oh, and I completely love anime/manga. A lot. Cosplaying is like a hobby, researching for my favorite characters' VAs are a daily thing, and I often draw a bit of fan art and fantasize about my favorite couples. I am also a big female gamer. I'm kind of atheltic and I love jogging, swimming, and baseball. I can sing, but I love the drums and can play the guitar fairly well (fairly...haha...not a MASTER though). I like to read and match movies too. And Western cartoons are a big part of my life. You should also know that I'm a huge history buff and I secretly like poetry to a degree. (HOLY SHIT, DID I JUST ADMIT THAT LAST PART OUT LOUD?)

I like a lot of music groups and singers...the list is too big to name right now.

Oh, and I'm also a Christian (I've been swearing so much though...you probably didn't see this coming...). But I won't shove my beliefs down your throat, I just wish that more people would be a little open and take a deeper look into this world of ours. 'Cause there some things that can't be explained by men... -MSB

Thanks for that introduction, MidnightSakuraBlossom. Let me take a shot at this now. Greetings, all your writers and readers! My name is StormofyourDestiny! I am just a simple twenty-one year old girl. Anyway, let me give you a long and drawn out explanation about MY heritage. It's equally weird, and that is how we can relate too each other I suppose. I was born in Scotland, which technically makes me a full Scot...hahaha, WRONG. On my mum's side (she died a few years ago, and is in the Lord's hands now. Hmm? What's with that look? I am a Christian too.), there's Scottish, Lithuanian, American, and Spanish. And on my father's side, there's British, Scottish, French, and faint traces of Russian. So I feel just as screwed up as MidnightSakuraBlossom does.

I can speak English very well, I like to tease MidnightSakuraBlossom about her English by speaking in the Brittish form often and tell her that it is not right. And when off of the internet, I tend to use the Scottish form near all the time. I am fluent in Spanish, and I know a little Japanese (READ: okay, not much really.). I think I have FINALLY got Chinese down...at least a little. XD

You should know that I am openly bi. I don't care about what anyone else thinks, I tend to be pretty proud about it actually. And though I get attracted to guys and girls, girls are mostly my preference and I even have a girlfriend (now fiancee) I am a huge...Otaku, is that what the term is? I love anime/manga and I cosplay quite often! The only video games that I can really like to play would be the Sonic series, Princess Debut, Rune Factory, Kingdom Hearts, and the Soul Calibur series. But that is about it. I mostly like to curl up with a good book or watch movies (anime, live actions, computer animated), and I guess you could call me an artist. Art is a hobby for me, I love painting and drawing. People say I sing decent (not as good as MSB though), but I am so embarrassed about my singing voice that only stick to humming when other people are around. I'm not very athletic...although I am one for jogging or volleyball. I also am interested deeply in history, and I like haikus; I even write a few myself.

There are too many music groups and singers that I like. But, I guess I can say that my top favorites are: Kutless, McFly, Avantasia, Red, Katy Perry, Guns N Roses, The Who, Evanescence, and Asian Kung Fu Generation. - SYD

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Hello everyone, this is StormofyourDestiny giving a special news update. It must be strange not hearing from me or MidnightSakuraBlossom...oh yes, it certainly has been some time. But I am here to explain what's going on with us and why you have not received any form of updates or new stories.

Well, firstly...MidnightSakuraBlossom wants you all to know that she hasn't died. I know a lot of you like her good work (even though she's far too stubborn to admit she CAN write something decent), I personally think she's wonderful in her own way. But despite her good (if not somewhat harsh) writing skill, she hasn't been able to deliver what's been promised for 2013. I want all of you to know that she is not being lazy, nor has she given up writing for life.

MidnightSakuraBlossom is quite the character in real life. She's stubborn, pessimistic, sometimes down on herself, talented with more than what she'll admit, tsundere when it comes to that special someone in her life, and she has on more than one occasion admitted to wondering what life would be like without her. She may not admit it often, but she does enjoy writing. The reason she hasn't updated anything is because she unfortunately wants to discontinue every...every frigging one that is either multi-chapter or was intended for a sequel or prequel. Why, you ask?

Well, she just doesn't have any of her old "stars in the eyes" (that's what I called it, because she was like an anime character with eyes going DING SPARKLE SPARKLE) attitude toward it. She also admitted to finding some of her works even embarrassing. According to her, they don't "reflect what she can do" and stories that are serious "cannot be taken seriously". If you ask me, that is crap. She DOES have good work, at least in my opinion and maybe yours too! I tried to convince her that she's not making a good decision by thinking that way, she wouldn't listen. And we...we got into a long fight because of it.

I regret loosing my temper, it's not becoming of me. The hostilities did finally end on August first, and I am grateful for that! Because we've been friends since childhood, I've always looked out for her and vice versa. And hey, I wouldn't have even been able to propose to my girlfriend had she not given me new-found courage! MidnightSakuraBlossom still feels awkward about being rude to me over a mere fanfiction topic, but I honestly forgive her. If she's reading this right now, she'd probably crack the "I'm so strong" façade and even blink a few tears, that's the kind of person she is.

Hopefully I am not disrespecting her wishes, but I also want to mention that she and her husband hope for a baby. They're still trying, but nothing's come of it yet. If this does happen, I doubt that she would be able to write much within a pregnancy period, but I KNOW she'd try.

Well, this sums up what's been going on! Now, the both of us can agree on one thing: we really want to get back into writing now that the drama is over. And if you all haven't forgotten about us...we want you to know that we'll try to get back to our keyboards and write new stories. I don't know about her, but I've a new story I'm writing now and it should be finished by sometime in September at this rate.

Chelsea was raised on a farm, and she's always dreamed of having her own. She makes the difficult decision to leave her home for a new one, but she almost dies on the voyage. Twice. And who is this guy who keeps saving her? VxC.

When the humpty lock becomes the next big keyhole.It will call the help of unlikely heros from two stories to fight together and save the all the worlds together. Can Amu and Sora battle the heartless? Will Axel be able to see Roxas? Can Leon stand Yaya?

A new girl has come to the halls of Ouran High School, but will she go the way most do, to the host club, or will she see a diffrent way? Rating will most definatly go up, but for the moment, this is it.

Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara

"You can't get away from me that easily." He smirked, "Baby brother can't have his play thing back just yet." He spoke softly in some sort of cooing voice, "Now, Miss. Seychelle, your hour is just about up."

step into a magical twist on your same favorite characters as you've never seen them before! Kyo is a theif that takes what he wants whenever he wants. Tohru is a princess who has powers she never even knew existed. Rated T for future content. Review?

22 year old Feliciano Vargas is told by his friend Elizaveta that he needs to get out of the church more. So he dresses as a commoner, hoping to find a friend to house him for the week he will be gone. Meet Ludwig. The German is mysterious and overly orderly, but Feliciano likes him anyway. In the meantime, Romano meets the new captain of the ship he ran away to. Spamano, GerIta AU

Going to the dark side wasn't the best choice. It was either her friends or her family. Of course she chose the obvious. Working for Easter and ignoring her friends is giving her hell and she's about to break. Who will save her? / Amuto

After an embarrassing incident, Maylene decides that she's had enough of clumsy maid and returns to being an assassin, leaving Sebastian to get her back. However, he discovers a deadly and dangerous secret that Maylene's been hiding. Sparks fly as secrets are revealed and desires are released. How devilishly delicious. SebastianXMaylene

Allen Walker and Edward Elric have to switch places for some time. Their lives will be deffierent, but are they up for the Akuma or Homunculi? Is Lenalee up for the light called Ed? How will they fit in and what roles will they play? Destroyer of Time and FullMetal Alchemist...live up to the other side. CHAPTER FOUR UP !

America's economy is suffering, but the new President may be able to fix it. It certainly seems so at first, but as time goes on, the new President starts picking wars across the globe, causing tensions to strain among new enemies and old friends. Can America cope with enemies left and right? Or will his power crazed President run him into the ground? T (Being Rewritten) 3/18

Feliciano is a prostitute. Every day, he waits by a stop sign and sees a Ludwig- a successful business man- walk to his car from work. Can Feliciano and Ludwig live happily ever after, or will tragedy keep the young lovers apart? AU, Language, Adult Content

Formerly known as: GERMANY SNAPS! Germany finally tells Romano off for giving him a hard time. But, what's this? Could it be? Is Germany actually starting to have feelings for the short fused Italian? Oh, this should be interesting.

The Council grants Obi-Wan permission to free Anakin's mother from slavery. Can Shmi's bond with her son prevent his fall to the dark side or only accelerate it? Set 1 year post TPM and beyond. Completed!

To live knowing you have been forgotten... To stand in the midst of friends who no longer carry your memory... To be before your beloved, loving and is loved by someone else... To be surrounded by them all, hoping... wishing... WANTING not to be forgotten... Ch. 14; Ah... The Irony of Life.

There are 7 love legends surrounding Cliff Village. Aera believes if she follows all of them then she will meet the man of her dreams. However her best friend Ryouga thinks that it's foolish and gets in her way. Will fate allow Aera to meet her love? Note: Since people have been asking. Yes, this is set before the storyline of the actual game. [DISCONTINUED]

The summer time is usually meant to be a time to make memories. Pleasurable ones. However, this summer brings darkness, and nothing but confusion. When the Nations are faced with something more Evil than they could ever think, What do they do? Lovina's not so sure. SpainxFem!Romano. 2p!Hetalia/2Ptalia Rated M for language and sexual themes.

When Gilbert starts an internship at a mental institution he gets pulled into the story of Matthew Williams, the guy with DID. More commonly know as multiple personality disorder or the guy with way more people than he can handle.

A mysterious chest is given to Water Goddess Suiren; however it disappears and odd things start to occur to the village's water supply. Unknown to them the caged goddess is returning and with Suiren punishing the village for no reason things grow hectic.

Steve thought that he would never meet anyone from his old life once he woke up 70 years later. To his surprise, he finds Alfred F. Jones, who he thought was just a normal man in the army. After he learns Alfred's secret, they begin to connect.

AU: Ludwig Beilschmidt and his brother have been rebelling against the tyrannical system that has destroyed their lives. But Ludwig, one of the people's last hopes, has been captured, and the rebellion is collapsing in on itself. Now, forced to serve two strange Italian boys by a curse, he is desperate to find a way out... GerIta, among other pairings. Rating subject to change.

Misty is given the chance to travel to Sinnoh, were she plans to meet up with Ash however the reason she was going for is not what she's really there for, who is this cloaked person and what does he want with Misty?

AU Culture shock would be too big of an understatement. Kiku really didn't like all those Greeks kissing him on the cheek but they were Herakles' family and Kiku loved him. So, he had to endure everything for his sake and smile. But... Giripan. DISCONTINUED.

Roderich and Vash have been together for a long time, but they don't feel like a family. They ask England for a potion to let them have a kid, but it doesn't work right and turns Vash into a small child.

Chiyo remembered when life had been simple. And then Sasori came along. And brought with him runaway toddlers and breakfast complaints among other things. But Chiyo still loved him, even if he gave her heart-attacks by wielding chainsaws at the age of 5.

Lovino an angel is injured while he was visiting his brother, and is saved by a Spanish man. Lovino falls helplessly in love with Antonio, but the Spaniard has eyes for his brother. Warning: blood, yaoi, cursing, death, implied sex and violence for later.

From the moment Ikuto laid his eyes on Amu as a baby, he has been interested in her. Year by year, Amu and Ikuto grow older, their friendship strengthening all the more. But his love for her also grows more than ever before. / rating will change to T

AU Spamano. Lovino is tired of being trapped by his own desire for the Spaniard he'd known since childhood. It was time to take action, take what he wanted, and get the h**l over it, right? But when did desire become less than enough?

America has a brother and we don't mean Canada. After many years the nations finally learn about America's southern brother, one that for some time was known as the Confederate States of America. But now simply goes by Jackson or South.

He hates dating. She hates perverts. So how exactly did Amu Hinamori and Ikuto Tsukiyomi end up on a blind date together? Rated T, may become M later on. AMUTO -Primarily, may change later- Kutau and minor Rimahiko

Zuko and Katara are seniors in high school. He teases her, then ignores her. She despises him. But when Zuko's father kicks him out of the house and he has to move in with his hippie Uncle Iroh, he begins to see Katara in a new light. AU Zutara/Blutara.

After a plane crash, Germany, Italy, Japan, England, Netherlands, France, and a few others, are left on a deserted island. Will the nations be able to work together to keep a signal fire going? Or will they all just go insane?

"I love him-" Arthur temporarily forgets how to breathe, this being the first time Francis has said anything of the sort, "-but that love will not protect him, will it? You have come to his aid twice already, so…merci." FrUk/UsUk.

Blue dreams of being a trainer but Professor Oak is sexist and refuses to give Pokemon to girls. She then disguises herself as a boy to start her journey. Everything will go smoothly unless someone discovers her secret. BLUExGREEN

Sequel to Let It Mean Something - Alfred's got the second chance he never dared to dream of, but no matter how in love he is, it doesn't change the fact that he might not actually know Arthur at all. USUK

Akari and Chelsea were going to live on Sunny Islands together, too bad Akari got on the wrong boat and ends up in Castanet. When she saves up enough money, she's leaving and no ones going to stop her. Not even a stubborn mayor-to-be.

A kiss might be more than a sign of love. It might be a way of remembering, too...GerIta songfic with "I'm Only Me When I'm With You" by Taylor Swift, Germany Holy Roman Empire theory. First yaoi fic, so be nice please. Please read & review!

Roxas Strife is the guy all the girls wish for. Smart, handsome and silent. So when he arrives at Sora's high school, the boy thinks an angel had come to meet him. Turns out, Roxas is the complete opposite of what you call an angel.

AU One-Shot. Working at a diner for years, Kagome has had her fair share of customers. From a typical local, to a wandering traveler, she's seen it all. But what is it about this man that makes her feel so drawn to him?

DISCONTINUED. Japan discovers one of his citizens is making a webcomic about personified nations. Intent on stopping the mangaka, Japan joins America in New York as they attempt to prevent the leak of the world's oldest secret. Featuring Himaruya Hidekaz.

The vehicular manslaughter charge has been wiped from his record, but Alfred can't get over what he's done. His last-ditch effort at closure is an attempt to get to know the man he never meant to kill. USUK / LJ kink meme de-anon / serious angst

Alfred is just after a Christmas present for his little sister, but when he finds a life-sized, broken doll outside a shop and takes him home, he gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Victorian!AU, for LJ USUK Secret Santa

England comes home to find one of those nice dinner-type surprises, boyfriend included, after a hellish day at work. USUK, established relationship. Rated T for England's mouth, as usual. Warning for human names, male/male pairing, and some fluffy sap.

When being raised only by your brothers, you grow to realize that you're much different than you think. When Alice's brothers see that she hit puberty, how hard could it possibly be to raise her now? Fem!Teenage!England. M for later chapters

Ino talks Sakura ito going to a College party! Hidan's is drunk and is chasing Sakura? Where will she hide! What's going to happen? ItachixSakura and InoXDeidara. Rated T for Hidans dirty mouth. Fluffyness! Sorry guys, No lemon this time.

The Roman baths were once said to become so hot that many would faint or, it would prove fatal. Rome neglected to think of the latter as he invited Germania into one in hopes to woo him into his bed, but this concerns one more used to the cold than heat

Kiku discovers the exciting web comic "Hetalia" before finding out they have been stalked. The Allies and Axis decide to go to a convention for laughs, only finding out how truly magnified their personalities are. Pairings relatively appear later.

After Italy plucks up the courage to confess his love to Germany, a certain incident brings back some unwanted memories to him. Shaken and scared, Italy doesn't know how to deal with this knew knowledge. Crap at summaries. GerIta obviously. COMPLETED.

Nations confess 10 facts about themselves that people didn't know, secrets that they hold close to their hearts. From love, to guilt, to memories long gone, these are their stories. Accepting requests for countries. Romano up!

-Wishing-Fire's AU Challenge- Princess Kairi was an average everyday princess. Too bad that's the morning story. In the night, she and her friends risk their lives, serving their kingdoms in a way no prince or princess has done before.

When Feliciano was young, he had a secret journal, in which he wrote his innermost thoughts and secrets. The same journal is found in Austria's attic, many, many years later. HREChibitalia, GerIta, PruHun, AusHun, Spamano Rating subject to change

Time is in constant change. Minutes go by forming years and so on. Many times we catch ourselves wanting to go back in time, but sometimes the future holds something mysterious and dear. USXUK /Slash/ Happy Birthday SomethingInTheDark, hope you like it.

"Arthur stared at him angrily, but then, he started to blush embarrassed. That wouldn't be something uncommon, if it wasn't for the fact that Arthur was at the size of a Polly Pocket" Warning: FrUK. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

It all started when Italy decided to drag Romano, Spain, and Germany out camping. And as the crackling fire dies, he decides to start telling stories-very interesting ones. Will Romano stop blushing, and will Germany ever get what he's trying to say?

Yuuko has a time-sensitive job for Watanuki and Doumeki and if it doesn't get done the wisher will have to wait another year. Complications arise however, when Doumeki catches a cold. Of course, as usual, it will somehow end up being Watanuki's fault!

When Russia gives Belarus a diary to record her feelings in, of course she's going to do as her brother asks. But on the days leading up to her birthday, she starts to trust her brother less, and rely on someone else more... EstBel & RusAme

What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara

From the beginning of time, one thing every man has dreamed of is to touch the sun. And to L, Light is that blazing orb of utter brilliance. But L has learned that when you fly too close to such perfection, you risk falling.

Stan and Kyle's friendship goes through a revolution, Kenny's strapped for cash, Tweek's sick, Craig's lost, Butters is in pain, Wendy's in a love triangle, and how does Christophe play into this? Its just Senior year at South Park High; Its complicated.

On his sixteenth birthday, Arthur Kirkland makes one last wish before he has to grow up. Little does he know that his actions will inspire the journey of someone an ocean away. Magic is only good if it can be shared. AU. Two-shot.

Her walls of the shadows she hid in were like glass to him. Easy to see through. Easy to shatter. Woah, wait, wait, WAIT A SEC! Doesn't glass HURT when it shatters? Mori: Yeah. Me: Doesn't it hurt you? Mori: ... MoriXOC

Hetalia AU set in the MLP:FIM universe. The Wonderbolts are allowing ponies to join their ranks! This is the chance of a lifetime and adventure for everypony! Also, its the perfect opportunity for a certain stallion to get his job back. -Rating may go up-

Mori notices that Haruhi has disappeared from the Host Club's banquet and goes to find her. When he does, he and Haruhi have a conversation about who they would like to fall in love with and how they would like it to happen. Cute and innocent.

Poor Lovina! In the middle of the night she starts mysteriously bleeding for no reason and her stomach is killing her. Wait, why does that Spanish bastard seem to be so embarrassed to tell her what's wrong?

Sixteen-year-old twins Aria and Aaron have fairly normal lives after the return of their father. But after one party at de Sainte-Coquille Manor, will they ever be the same again? Rated for later content. Told from Aria's point of view. Now with extras!

Germany is cleaning around the house when he starts to hear Italy singing in the shower. Purest fluffy fluff of GerIta anyone could possibly get. Rated T for minor swearing and accidental nudity. song used is Danke by LaFee.

She hated me, but I loved her. Even when I was sure she was mine... I was proved I had to fight for my angel and never let the flower wither... NagatoxKonan, a little YahikoxKonan while they were still at the Academy, a little AU..

Spain cannot get to sleep AT ALL. In the middle of the night, he finds a light switched on and hears noises around the house. COULD IT BE A BURGLAR? Featuring classical ditzy Spain and a sensitive Romano.

Ludwig is just unlucky. First, he gets fired from his job, then this guy shows up mistaking him for a Holy Rome. Ludwig decides to play along to not hurt the guy, but then he starts wishing he was Holy Rome. GerIta. T but rating will change. Language.Yaoi

After a hard day's work trying to teach Aang earthbending, Toph meets Sokka by the fire and discovers something interesting about him. Tokka. Mention of Kataang. Written For Tokkalover, my first review and favorite ever.

Italy wakes Germany up in the middle of the night to show him something. Germany is none too happy. Or is he? My summaries are terrible, but reading and reviews are the cure for bad summaries! At least in my head they are...

Death; it's a word that the personified nations feel they are so familiar with, but yet still feel it as if it's an alien term. It's unusual for one to actually feel loss, but when it does, it shakes them to their very core.

Song Fic! Inuyasha makes Kagome feel like dirt, but who's always there by her side? None other than the perverted monk, Miroku! What will happen over time? Friends turn into.. More? Sorry my summary sucks LOL.

The other countries are concerned after Italy starts crying during a meeting. Italy doesn't realize that the one he'd been waiting for for centuries had been there the entire time... Fail summery and title are fail. Rated T for possible future chapters.

Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.

Yaoi, Spamano, M for a reason... do we really need a summary? Very well then. Romano is new to the big scary world of puberty, and his benevolent boss Spain is always happy to help when it comes to familiarizing him with the facts of life. DL,DR.

Another Mary Sue has invaded the Death Note world. These authors never learn, do they? Warnings: slight crack, a name that's way too long, exaggeration, torture of Light and others, mention of the word "rape," and a rainbow cat who loves cake.

Summary: Deidara plays a prank on Tobi that goes a little too far. And for once, Tobi is furious and won't forgive Deidara. How far will Deidara have to go to get Tobi's forgivness? DeidaraXTobi or DeiTobi whatever floats your boats

Words are powerful things. Amelia calls Arthur out on being boring and ashamed of their relationship and he goes to rather uncharacteristic lengths just to prove her wrong, even if it is subconsciously. Gauken Hetalia UkxFem!Us

Bakura finally completes his plan to exact the ultimate revenge upon the Pharaoh. Can Ryou stop him before it's too late? Or will Bakura annihilate the world in the process? Rated for safety, BxR, AU/post-Millennium World.

EDIT: Near and Allen. Near is investigating a case about a mysterious organization that kills people in broad daylight. near gets coralled into looking for innocence with Allen and Kanda. Budding fellings for each other come to the surface. M for lemon.

Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation

Germany heads to the kitchen and hears Italy singing and they end up kissing! *Gasp* So scandalous! : GermanyxItaly: One super short One Shot or whatever its called. No hot yaoi scenes this time. Sorry!

America stops by to give England a present. England, mistaking the gift as something more, starts showing more affection than America, to his horror, ever expected. An obsessive!lovestruck England/America poem

It's enough that Japan is having problems sorting out his feelings for Greece. Now, he has to deal with being in Greece's body and Greece in his body for who knows how long - all just in time for a World Meeting, too.

When all the countries are in their kid forms, the only two adults Germania and Rome throw a party, but it isn't special until the supposedly 'little girl' Italy mistakes Germany for someone she knew...

After taking hold of Greece's hand to comfort him during a nightmare, Japan decides that he can't let go of his hand just yet. The solution? Lie down next to Greece and use him as an impromptu pillow, of course! Greece/Japan aka Giripan.

Spain is having difficulties raising Romano on his own. He seeks advice from Austria, and even accepts advice on child rearing from Prussia and France! T for language. Fail summary is fail. Please Read and Review!

A failed suicide attempt has landed Matt a spot at the exclusive Wammy's Mental Health Ward for his undiagnosed "brain problems." Here he learns what interesting people can be cooped up in these friendly places. -MATTxMELLO-

Francis receives a letter from a desperate Italian, who doesn't know what the hell to do with his house mate Antonio. So Francis gives Lovino the most obvious advice. Rated T for Yaoi, and Lovino's lovely choice of vocabulary.Human names. SpainxRomano

Inspired from episode 191, what if things had gone different for Hanare and Kakashi? What if a new choice had been there for them and what would become of them? First ever Hanare/Kakashi story on this site.

Matthew Williams, better known as Canada, was completely and utterly embarrassed. Never had he'd been this embarrassed in a long time. Why? Because one of his own cities; Vancouver. T for some cursing CanPru FRIENDSHIP

In which the Bad Touch Trio accidentally corrupts poor little Germany's mind. You wonder what the hell is wrong with his porn? It's because he learned from these guys. Includes awkward brother talk between Prussia and adolescent Germany.

Chelsea is an innocent little girl who doesn't know all the wonders of the world. So when she shows up wearing a questionable T-shirt. Vaughn is there to share his wisdom, and embarrassment. *Very Short*

While researching the history of the world's nations, Sealand discovers something scandalous. When he tells the nations at a meeting in England's house about it, misunderstandings are inevitable. Mentions of GerIta, USUK and SuFin, Crack?

The ocean, flesh-burning hot sand, a tomato sandwich, clumsy Italian, bright orange starfish, and a sexy Spaniard. Put them all together and what do you have? A Spamano trip to the beach, that's what. Prize fic for Windup-Charmer!

Germany's confessed his love for Italy, but Italy's in love with somebody else. Deeply depressed by this, Germany becomes solemn and unreachable. As Italy's guilt turns into deeper feelings, can he continue to keep the promise he made Holy Rome?

Jed makes a mistake and hides in the air vent. The person he needs to talk to the most is the one he's hiding from. Jed gets painted into a corner and tells Octavius a big secret.PG for a lot of tiny man kisses and D-bombs. Jed-X-Ocravius. My first story.

Saburo as third son finds himself in an unenviable position of being left with nothing material inherited from his father but his natural kindness and wit; when he encounters a fox spirit these are worth more than posessions.

'A feeling was all he had. It stayed with him no matter what life threw at him. And that was why he liked his feeling. He liked it a lot.' Implied Aaron/Leann and Aaron/Cammy. A vague one-shot, written in 3rd person.

Even after all these years Romano still has to attend Spain's lessons. Today the most oblivious man to sexual advances is teaching a lesson on sexual harassment and how to protect a lady from danger with the help of Belgium.

"Don't look like it's gonna let up any time soon, does it?" A low female voice said. Edd jumped. He peered around the other side of the tree, gasping at his worst nightmare. Marie Kanker was laying stretched out under the tree.

The Desert Bandits are the most feared people in all of Oto, until they are separated. Now Temari must escape Konoha, find her brothers, and get her revenge, all without falling in love with a young tribesman. A ShikaTema Western. AU

Ever wonder who took up the place of night guard after Larry left? What happens to her when the museum decides to ship off some of the exhibits and replace her with an automated system? Find out what happens when she meets Kahmunrah and Al Capone, it's

Ludwig and Feliciano have just started dating and Ludwig decides to bring Feli home to meet his dad and brother. He just wants a nice meal with everyone but Gilbert is bent on embarrassing him in front of Feli with stories from Ludwig's childhood.

A bad break up leads to an unstable Xion. Will this new mystery man be able to mend her broken heart? Or will it be her best friend that saves the day? Demyx x Xion. Riku x Xion. And any other pairings I throw on there.

That day would have been any other day between Germany and Italy. However, tables turn when Feliciano finds a familiar object in the back of Ludwig's tool shed-and shocking revelations begin to unravel. GermanyxItaly

So while the Italian nodded yes in excitement, feeling victorious after all these years, the German felt relief that he finally didn't have to be shy, and beat around the bush, any more. oOoGerIta late Valetine's story. Wait, Crazee Canadia? She's alive!

It shouldn't be that hard to say, he was far to awesome to be nervous about something like this! Just telling his Mattie he..l-Lov...ya know, and stuff...this was harder than he thought it would be. Not like he ever said them to anyone before! PruCan Fluf

In Japan there is a legend that a deformed-mouth woman haunts the lonely streets. She will follow you and ask you if she's beautiful. If you say "no" you die, if you say "yes" you become just like her...She's the slit-mouth woman. She is kuchisake-onna.

After Arnold left for San Lorenzo with his Newly- found parents, things start to go downhill for Helga. But Helga needs to realize she is not the only one suffering from his departure. H&A, angsty a bit.

Yup, England does something stupid again. This time, he turns Germany into a child! It would be extremely funny if it hadn't been for one small problem...and it's not that he can't turn back to normal.

After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.

One Shot: Italy is scouring Germany's house for pasta. Pasta senses tingling, he breaks down a door that releases in Germany memories he had forgotten long ago. Perhaps together both of them could remember something long forgotten?

Hungary had never liked the whole gender thing. Because really, what was the point of it? There was none. So she didn't have that…thing Prussia was always flashing when he had to go to the bathroom. So what? There wasn't any difference between them.

Frank and Joe get a weekend to themselves-WRONG! What happens when Frank and Joe have to babysit a young baby for four days by themselves? Will this be their one task they can't complete? Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!

Inuyasha, Kagome and the gang are traveling like they always do, until a strange cat youkai comes and attacks them. Kagomes gets injured. Inuyasha sneaks away while poor Kagome is almost dead. What will happen next?

Bo is a young carpenter wanting to follow his dreams. There is one problem. Bo is actually a she! Forced to dress up as a boy to train under Dale she is trying to make her dreams come true. However with romance in the air will she keep the secret?COMPLETE

ONESHOT Feliks has a crush on his best friend, Toris, who he saw was on a date with Natalya. Feliks is hurt and tells his sorrow to his other friend, Elizabeta - who says to him to wear a skirt to school. He did and it all ends to the boys lavatory.

Lovinito, sun of my life, bane of my existence. My love, my sin, my everything. Loh-vee-nee-toe: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of four steps down the palate to tap, at four, on the teeth. Loh. Vee. Nee. Toe.

One of Sora's hands flew to scratch his head, and his eyes darted nervously to Goofy, to Donald, to the treasure chest in the corner, and then finally back to Mulan. "Uh, I'm gonna need that bandanna back," he said, pointing to Mulan's accessory.

The Nations have been invited to Austria's Christmas Ball, and of course, Germany's plans of a quiet evening and avoiding the dance floor are foiled by a certain little Italian. But it seems quite a few of his fellow countries are in the same boat.

Arthur is embarrassed by his Britannia Angel form being seen by Alfred and does his best to avoid ever showing him. But, during a night of passion it turns out that certain actions cause Arthur to change. What's Alfred's reaction? Secret Santa USUK gift

Claire goes all giddy when a new shy guy comes to HMHS. Jill finds the school's "cutie" annoying. Chelsea finds a way to attract a certain cowboy from the shadows. The HM characters in HS! Will they handle high school life, let alone their love lives?

Deidara accidentally blows up Sasori's room. Sasori gets mad at him and tells Deidara something which sends Deidara out into the snow crying. When Sasori looks for him, he finds a Deidara which is unconscious and barely breathing! What will Sasori do?

After the class learns of what Sid really wants to be when he grows up, he is ridiculed and shamed. He is forced to perform a skit about his chosen occupation with his best friend Stinky, but when Stinky sees him in his 'Murse's' outfit, things get...

They say there are wild vixen foxes that roam around the foothills of Noroi mountain. Demon spirits that possess supernatural powers. There are stories of people going missing when they get too close. What is the connection between foxes and the missing?

It's kind of interesting imagining what some characters would be like as little kids. Chiriku meets Sora for the very first time. 1st Sora story. It's kind of cute, and Sora turned out to be a hyper boy with a big attitude. Read on to see what I mean. :D

Haruhi gets her period at four-thirty in the morning while at Tamaki's house and sends him out to get some 'feminine products'. Tamaki, in a panic, calls the others for help. Their mission? Buy Haruhi the Correct Feminine Products. TamaHaru Post-manga

When a simple tennis match goes wrong, and a fight breaks out, it's not any normal fight someone would have. It can only mean one thing. Prank Wars. And when Daisy and Peach get involved, it's not just any prank, either.

In a last minute announcement, it's revealed that it's L's birthday. Things are turned even more topsy-turvey when Watari invites his main students, Mello, Matt, Near and Beyond. With such a major fear of B, will this day work out?

It's Vegeta's first day of preschool, and he meets a wild new friend named Goku. Vegeta never experienced love, until he saw Bulma, and Goku insists that he can help Vegeta get the girl. Will Goku's crazy plans work? Last Chapter up.

Italy notices all of Germany's dating-self-help books. He wonders if maybe he needs to read some, too. A strain falls on their relationship as both become more and more confused with what the other is thinking. Slash off of one of the web comics.

'I closed my eyes, drifting myself back to my dreams. Maybe dreaming of her.' 'What if he finds out that I'm in love with him' Will this one night make them finally realize their feelings for each other? BarrettxDorothy. Please review!

Someone was seriously not thinking straight when they set up Gaara an appointment with a therapist. Does this poor guy really know what he's getting into? And can Gaara sort through his many problems? Oneshot/semi-crackfic.

Feliks believes that Tino should start pursuing for a partner, like him and Liet. So he sets up Tino on a blind date never once mentioning that his date was a giant, scary, intimidating male. SuFin, FeliksxToris. Rated T to be safe

Moving from America to my home country Japan was never a bright idea. The highly unpracticed but very skillful hobby I excelled in was weaponry, so let's say I didn't fit in. That is until the crew of misfits from the circus took me in for the summer as a trainee. With this unlikely mob, I began to realize that different is good and Neji Hyuuga might not be hopelessly stoic.

Germany was caught doing something in private and he keep on saying 'I do not need help' in vain for no one tends to listen to a person with one wrist cuffed to the bed. In the end Germany ends up being with someone and it is a Surprise.

A fun little parody of the Jonas Brothers song When You Look Me in the Eyes. Take a humorous trip into the Hardys' minds and find out how THEY feel about constantly being bopped on the head, kidnapped, and tied up. Song parody.

Holy Roman Empire come back! But he has perfect timing, because Italy has just gone through Puberty, and it is VERY obvious that hsi gender is Male. Will love make it through the truth? HREXItaly pure fluff! :

Team Guy is assigned to rescue and protect a famous singer from the Village Hidden in the Shadows, Team Guy is thrown into a series of crazy events as they try to get Kaminari back to the Village Hidden in the Shadows. GuyxOC

Cinnamon has always come in "second place". In her job, sometimes even her own family. Not even Trampoli allows her to start anew, and better herself. Not when she is doomed to never win. Cinnamon drabble.

RokuNami&NamiVen: When she finally gathers the courage to ask out Ven: the most popular guy in school, Ven instead sends his little brother in his place. With their same hair, looks and height, she'd never be able to tell the difference, right?

Kakuzu is pissed that Hidan gets all the ladies. Out of the kindness of Hidan's black heart he decides to play matchmaker. The lucky lady? None other than Granny Chiyo! How will the Akatsuki react? Insanity ensues! First Kakuzu and Chiyo story ever!

"What do you think we'll look like when we grow up?" Obito was caught by surprise and a plan formed in his head. This is my perfect chance to tell Rin how beautiful she is! I might not have another chance! I'd better not stuff this up...

A little girl has found her way into Konoha. She is not what she seems. She is not on their side. Her mind is broken hope and deadly lies, and she will stop at nothing to get what she wants. Happy endings are for fairy tales...

Random funny moments with Gaara and friends. Some before shippuden others during. My Ocs are present from Fullmetal wolf...which will be renamed and redone so i have to think of a name...Well read and review!

Raguna couldn't believe how beautiful and perfect the day was. The sun, the breeze...and Cinnamon. What more could he ask for? Of course, even the best days turn sour at the most inopportune moments, as he learned on his "perfect" day...

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

With his troops making a 'fighting retreat' through Italy, Germany didn't expect the fool to show up for a chat. Germany had already cast off his old ally in his mind, but Italy still wants to tie up the loose ends. Pairing/s/: GermanyxItaly

Italy invites Germany and Prussia over for Sunday lunch. Romano disapproves, Prussia displays questionable taste in paintings, and Germany will not let go of the mandelbrot. GermanyxItaly, though the focus is on the laughs rather than the ship.

The sand sibs come home from a tiring mission, and are lucky enough to have witnessed a rare meteor shower. Each make their own wish but... most wishes come out horribly wrong right? This is one of those times.

The wizard can see everything that lies ahead, but can he handle it all? When the first person in decades he's gotten close to is thrown into a world of turmoil what will he do? ChasexHikarixWizard Rating might increase, maybe, but I don't really know.

An embarrassing incident in the school cafeteria leads to Seychelles being cornered by France in the most unpleasant of ways. Luckily for her, an unlikely savior is just around the corner... Belarus/Seychelles, Yuri

HikaHaru oneshot. With Kaoru once again "ill in bed", Hikaru and Haruhi end up going to a local summer festival alone. With fireworks in the air, will these two finally admit the sparks they've been feeling?

Spain takes Lovina to a karioke bar. This does not bode well, because she has pent up anger. Tsundere singing inside! I don't own hetalia! Songfic, crack! Also with genderbending, hints of FrUk, and hints of PruCan Review, please! T for language

Germany goes through sad times, heart ache, and all kinds of stuff, but his older bruder Prussia is there for him.However Prussia has a quite odd way of showing that he cares along with loving to tease and making his little bruder blush.

Germany's diary all about Italy. Will not have hard core Yaoi since I do not see Germany plus Italy is innocent along with being dim. Remember Italy is all about hugs and giving kisses along with holding on, but is innocent unlike France.

The violet-haired girl lay on the ground. It was raining. Her life was slowly crumbling away. This was normal for ninjas. This is their job. Yet for a certain blonde-haired, sapphire-eyed man, it just hurts.

Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi visit Suna to drop some medicine off and make sure that Gaara is doing well after having Shukaku removed. They find that the Kazekage is no longer human. Semi-Crackfic. OneShot.

Jill Parker has been a traveler all her life, she never stays in one place for to long. But when she comes to Forget Me Not Valley to see her cousin Celia things change. Suddenly Jill is reminded of a life she forgot she even had. Will she decide to stay?

Love at first sight is complete bullshit in Ikuto's eyes. It just doesn't make sense. Until he bumps into someone at the park and changes his mind... -Amuto- -drabble/one-shot- -rated T for occasional cursing-

Vash grows a beard, which the girls and Wolfwood completely and utterly despise. What in the name of Gunsmoke will they do to get rid of it, and how far will Vash go to prevent losing his new-found facial fuzz? Insanity ensues!

Matt decides to take a night off from searching for Mello. Misa is bored and lonely in her hotel room. When they meet up in the same club, will one dance become a night they both regret? Matt/Misa implied Matt/Mello and Light/Misa. Songfic.

Sequel to Twilight Princess. Link has gone back to Ordon, but evil still lurks around the corner. With help from an old friend and a new one, Link goes on a second journey to defeat Ganondorf and save the world of light from being invaded by shadow.

A series of oneshots surrounding the many facets of the lives of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki, both in their current lives, and ones they might have had before. After all, love is eternal and destiny can never be controlled.

Until I had seen Spain cry, I would never have done that. But he reminded me of how I used to be, scared and broken, crying and hoping for someone to be there. And he always was. – Now it was his turn to be here for him. SpainxRomano, rated T for language

Obi Wan stays home from his classes when he falls ill. Once he gets better, he, like all of us who have ever had to stay home ill, has to make up the class work he missed. Random one shot based on a crazy night at my house.

When the guy she loves is about to leave Mineral Town for who knows how long, Claire must work up the courage to tell him what's in her heart, or risk not seeing him for a long time. Will she be able to tell him? Cliff/Claire

//SuiKa//ONESHOT//"...So, do you have a certain lady friend on your mind?" "Karin." "Perfect!"//Naruto claims that to gain happiness, Suigetsu needs a girlfriend-Karin. So, he decides to hook them up.//For Hypheniated//

For thousands of years the Witch Princess has lived without regard to the mortals around her. Yet when one manages to capture her heart, what sacrifices is she willing to endure to be together with him? Entry in the Village Square Contest.

Complete. As his hand closed around the pale fingers, his eyes widened as he heard something whisper in his mind, what should have been an impossible feat. ‘I have many names, but I would prefer it if you called me R.R., Suzaku Kururugi.’ TimeTravel

This boy was merely doing his job. This child was following his orders. That was all he ever knew. He never thought meeting a certain little girl would change his world entirly. Possible spoilers for the game later in the story.

Spain decides to uncover the truth about Romano's hair curl, even if it means forcefully pinning Romano down and playing with the curl as much as he can... Rated T because of Romano's bad mouth and curl.

One little phone screw up, and Francis Bonnefoy suddenly finds a world of blackmail at his fingertips. Who would've guess having Alfred's phone could be so fun? Mild USUK, and heeeeavily implied Franada

So, your handsome, German friend asked you out! You'll have wine, pasta, and enjoy his company. Are you prepared to kiss him goodnight after you sprinkled 10oz of parmesan all over your food? Kiss or Pasta? The ultimate sacrifice of the century! Ger/Ity

The Goddess bet her she couldn't grow every crop. She had grown them all...except for cucumbers. She could do nothing to grow them and with time running out, she turns to the Kappa for help. But in return for his help, she must marry him. Chelsea x Kappa

In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.

Yong Soo loved his elder brother more than anyone else in the world, everyone knew that. But when love makes you hate others and hurt those closest to you, is it really true love or merely an obsession? Yandere!Korea/China

Over eleven years have passed since the end of "Teenage Stupidity...". Arianna, once a quiet, intellectual child, has grown up to be mean and rebellious. But when she runs away from home and unexpected news, she gets a lot more than she expected.

-oneshot; based on episode 114- Amu's parents have work and leaves Amu to babysit her sister for the day. Ikuto, bored as usual, visits Amu. The two "parents" experience a day of parenthood. “Come on, Mama Amu-chan and Papa Iku-chan!”

Inspired by the “I’ll be Germany and You’ll be Italy” strips. Spain has a marvelous idea, Romano doesn’t find it so marvelous and France and Prussia have a grand old time. T for language. Beware the crack!

When Hinamori Momo finally wakes up, she is blisfully happy and ignorant about things going on in Soul Society at the moment. Because in her final confrontation with Aizen, he removed himself, the Winter War; everything, even Shiro-chan from her memories.

Globalization means that these days, when one nation feels the effects, they all do. Italy can't forget, Germany doesn't remember, and everyone else is just scrambling to get by. A Germany is HRE story.

Japan is getting very tired of having to constantly tell the other nations that it really WAS a dream that one time. Very. Tired. And when France unwisely decides to be France, it proves to be the proverbial straw that breaks the proverbial camel's back.

Phoenix needs to find the perfect Christmas gift for Miles and braves a cold day in order to go shopping. Unfortunately for Phoenix, this will turn out to be one of the most embarrassing days of his life... Teen, PxE

There's been embarrassing moments Ciel had endured: like dressing up as a girl. But going through puberty is far by worst than that. Good thing Ciel wasn't in public or he would've comman Sebastian to fullfill the contract. Summary not very good.

A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. Male/Male, Germany/Italy with a little Japan on the side ... xD as an advisor you perv, ahaha XD Mostly romantic and sexy with a pinch of humour, and some Pasta, of course! Please R&R!

Sasori never thought he'd end up loving a ten year old boy who doesn't remember who he is, with a lifetime of awful memories and experiences. Will Sasori be able to save him? Or will the darkness of his past make it impossbile? Yaoi. Full summary inside.

When Mario and Peach announce their engagement, Luigi is devastated. However, he soon meets Daisy, a beautiful young woman. But does Luigi have the courage to reveal his feelings for her? My very first Fan Fic! LAST CHAPTER FINALLY UP!

Ciel is too embarrassed for words after being discovered by Sebastian when doing his nightly checks around the Phantomhive manor. What will he do to make this night forgettable or unforgettable. Sebastian x Ciel

England has always been a morning person, someone who believes it's best to be up with the dawn. But America has other ideas. Sleeping in? That's what Saturday mornings are for! Now he just needs to convince England of it... AmericaxEngland. Fluff.

It was a quiet, peaceful evening in Jinn/Kenobi quarters....when suddenly the form of Obi-Wan Kenobi came sliding into the living room.Nothing on but a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a guitar hero guitar. Based on the guitar hero commercial.

It was a quiet, peaceful evening in the Kenobi/Skywalker house when suddenly the form of Anakin Skywalker came sliding into the living room.Nothing on but a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a guitar hero guitar.Based on the guitar hero commercial

18th Naruto Disney Princess story. Killer Bee is the Raikage's heir, but the Konoha representative Sasuke has a plan to stop him. Years later, Killer Bee and Yugito work together to save Kumogakure. Killer BeexYugito

Itachi and Deidara seem to be getting along a little too well to be considered normal. So Kisame and Sasori investigate on what the two youngest members of Akatsuki do locked up for hours on end. Hilarity ensues. Might Re-edit later.

Don't you think he deserves to know that he has a daughter?" A forbidden relationship between a human and a Shinigami leads to some unforseen consequences for the Captain of the Tenth Division. Now what's in store for Toushirou? Post winter war.

Gill who was madly in love with his friend, Angela, had no clue how to show her. That is until Luke came up with a plan, will Luke's plan fail? Breaking the friendship Gill had with her? Or will it succeed? Giving Gill the ending he wanted?

Nanao Ise reflects on her relationship with Shunsui Kyouraku on the day they are to be wed. She was still amazed how the two of them had ended up together, despite her determination not to fall for him. Companion to I Just Knew

The war with Aizen is finally over and the Shinigami feel like celebrating. So what do you do once you've saved the known world from destruction? Go to Disneyland of course! One-shot in which Ichigo and friends take a vacation and chaos ensues.

Another story in which someone gets the wrong idea. The Axis Powers take a trip to that gosh darned island for a vacation. However, when the temperature goes up, things go downhill... When Germany goes insane, things get quite funny...

In the span of four hundred years, Arthur had cried numerous times because of Alfred. But there were only three times he actually cried in front of him. Birthday fic for dear Alfred. Happy Birthday, America!

Demyx tries, but these days its hard to stop acting and just feel. He used to know how, but that time is something he can't quite remember,and isn't sure ever really existed to begin with. Zemyx. Reincarnation. ONESHOT. Fluff.

Amu is fresh out of college when she is hired by Easter Records to be the PA of one of their stars. Little does she know that this star is Tsukiyomi Ikuto, spoilt brat of the band Stray. How will she deal? Amuto, Miru, Ranseki and more! An AU fan fiction.

party parody fic It is Tobi’s brilliant idea to have a slumber party to increase inter-team collaboration. This, of course, is not a good idea. Contains juvenile behavior, truth-or-dare à la ninja, prank calls and zombie!Sasori.

Qui-Gon Jinn has never been that good with showing his emotions, so when Mace Windu basicly dares him to state his parental feelings for his Padawan, you know that things can't really go too well. -Fluff mixed in with Humor. NON-SLASH!--

Title says it all. What happens when Orochimaru comes to visit the Akatsuki…? Well, it involves a mongoose, my Akatsuki plushies, and Itachi wearing a towel… Review. Please, just review already… Re-uploaded.

He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.

An accident sends Neku back into the Reaper's Game, but this time it's about more than missions or even survival. Neku knows these new creatures aren't noise, and a certain keyblade-wielding boy may hold the answers for him...

The Espada have won the battle for Karakura Town, and Aizen has decided to give his subordinates a reward. Said reward? The shinigami prisoners taken during the battles. Rated M for possible yaoi, lemon, bondage, torture, etc.

Post-Anime. 8 years after the members of the Host Club graduate, Tamaki arranged a reunion party for the club, only to find out that his ‘daughter’ Haruhi now has an abusive boyfriend. Can he still protect her? Haruhi X Tamaki COMPLETE!

After the soiree following his parents' deaths, young Kaname is presented with the Council's "sacrifices", and has to face how unwillingly entangled he is in the adult vampires' webs. Based on Ch48. Oneshot.

Marriage is a beautiful thing, but the journey is just as magical. There are times when you can't even explain what it means to love that someone special, yet there are also other times when you're left with no words at all. Now is the time to remember.

There was something that had happened a long time ago that she wanted some answers to and he was going to give them to her. Then he completely turned the table around on her by answering a completely different question. Kalulu

Ichigo/Rukia. Age knows not love. "You need to stop using Yuzu's shampoo, Ichigo. You smell fruity." No, that's wrong: Love knows not age. Yes. That's it. Pt. 4: A day, a request, an arrangement, a dress, and still no chocolate in sight.

ONE-SHOT Goku has been living with his family and is quickly realizing that his teenage son is needing him less and less; What happens when he finds out that teenage son goes through the phase every other teen does...being embarrassed by their parents?

Hinata has a past she's running from and yet trying to grow from as well. Gaara seems to hate everyone and everything. And yet, takes to this shy girl with a protective hand. Mock 'Raise Your Voice' which stared Hilary Duff

Gaara/Naruto Yaoi fiction. Based off episode 32 in Shippuuden and the song What About Now by Chris Daughtry. Naruto is considering the Chuunin exams. Gaara is emotionally aching and not understanding why. See within and end of page for author's note.

[Zeki Oneshot] The title pretty much says it all. Cute. Yum. Fluff. Forever... NOTE: Wrote this before I read Twilight, so if it's similar I'm sorry...but I didn't base it off that book...although I do like it xP.

Novelization of the Toei Series, including the characters origins and Death-T. An unsuspecting boy solves a mysterious golden puzzle after eight futile years, but little does he know there's more to this Egyptian artifact than meets the eye...DISCONTINUED

Deidara x Sakura Shinobi. Fighting. War. Enemies. All that seemed to vanish from thin air as he twirled her expertly in the moonlit night, leaving her following his steps without a second thought or recognition.

Elli and Popuri have a book from the Library that has everyone's name definitions in it! A crazy, attempt at a humorous oneshot where the Mineral Town young adults find out the meaning of each other's names. Read and review, please!

Kisame is starting to fall for his partner in crime…hard. How will he approach Itachi on this matter? Will they become a cute couple…will Itachi even give Kisame the time of day? Are relationships even allowed on the job? KisaIta, DeiSaso. Ch. 5 up.

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED

Ichigo and Rukia see each other for the first time after the Winter War. Burning passions and relief at seeing each other alive fuel their desperate need to hold, kiss, and love one another. Written for Bleach Manga Chapter 317.

Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.

Au fic. A thief named Anko gets in over her head when she trys to steal a mysterious necklace owned by the wealthy Kakashi. What are the secrets behind both of their pasts, and the cursed necklace. Rated T for language and some sugestiveness. KakashiAnko

For years, Hughes has been humiliating his best friend by spreading all kinds of embarrassing material around the military. But Roy's not one to keep taking things lying down, and it's time for him to execute the perfect revenge... HughesxRoy! prank!fic

After the removal of Shukaku, Gaara has sent both of his siblings and Matsuri on missions to keep them out of his way, but when he has a nightmare, and the only one nearby is Baki, how will the jounin react? NOT SLASH!

Haruhi was kissed by a host and told to give that kiss to another. She kissed another, and the cycle begins again. Unebeknowst, she was playing a game of pass the kiss on. HostsxHaruhi. A Valentine's Story.

Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot

We all know Matsuda is a bit slow, even childish, perhaps. We love him all the more for it! But sometimes his playful innocence leads to embarrassing situations. NO PAIRINGS, only crack and cute Matsu fluff. x3

Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?

After an attack, Zero seems different, Yuki goes to find our what is wrong and she finds him very sick. And Zero can't control the effects any longer. YukiXZero All Chapter are up............Review if you like

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M NOT CRAZY, DATTEBAYO! WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO SEE A SHRINK? BAACHAN! BAACHAN! Ah yes. It is time for all good shinobi to get their psychological evaluations, in Konoha. Crack! is king here. Includes all of the Rookie Nine.

Hidan was immortal, but this didn’t make him immune. Down in the dumps with a cold, guess who’s the ‘good boy’ to take care of him? Hidan and Tobi friendship Crack!fic rated T for Hidan's dirty mouth D:

Just a letter Ash sends out to his friends telling them thanks and why he's leaving. I didn't intend for romance, just friendship, could you keep it that way? It's okay, not fantastic. Won't get reviewed anyway. I hope someone gets something out of it.

.Oneshot. It's little six year old Naruto's birthday and there's this question that's been bothering him. He wants to ask Iruka, but it seems to be embarrassing. Thankfully, it turns out to have an easy answer.

Death gods are denied the same fleshy pleasures that humans enjoy, but the shinigami Ryuk has no need of such things. The way he enjoys his apples and shares his love with them is beyond what any human could understand. Warning: apple smut.

[One Shot]This is a scene I decided to write for the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. It’s the scene where Plankton hires Dennis to take care of SpongeBob and Patrick which is never discussed in the movie so I thought I’d fill in the blanks.

Light and L struggle with their desire to defeat the other, but also at the same time long to be friends. Their conflicted emotions make for a complicated storyline and sometimes can inspire both humor and drama. Contains very mild romance.

A series of 10 drabbles based around the development of Renji and Rukia's relationship. It is a series of progressions that starts with a warm summer day and ends, he hopes, with them the same way that they used to be, young and innocent and struggling to

A simple apology goes a little too far when Yuki finds himself embarrassed because of a little something that made a certain little kitty go red. MORE CHAPTERS TO COME! The summary sucks, the story's better!

ZeroxYuki. It's Christmas Eve and Yuki's tackling the task of wrapping presents while Zero is doing some last-minute shopping for his favorite girl. Major humor. Spoilers up to Zero's condition. Review please! Christmas gift for xxremmiexx

Kyo Sohma has a secret that nobody knows about. It’s not that he keeps it from them, it’s just that they wouldn’t be given any opportunity to find out, anyway. In addition, it’s also very embarrassing… for him, anyway. KyoXTohru.

Zexion has a crush on Demyx, but doesn't have any way to tell him. What could a crash, lost notebook, and annoying jock bring forth?Dedicated to An Unhealthy Zemyx Obsession [YAOI! Zemyx! Oneshot. Will continue in different story, same idea.Enjoy!

It's a Valentines special for the 'Gaara Discovers' fics, with Gaara looking high and low for a perfect Valentines gift for Hinata. Even with help from his friends in Konoha, will he find one time? Read and find out! Very fluffy and cute. Read and review!

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Sesshoumaru and Kagome are a loving couple until one day when something happens to her. Will Kagome be able to tell Sesshoumaru what happend and will he not fell the need to kill someone for what they did to his Kagome.