As cultured as a Simon Elliot square pass

1,000 Words

I struggle with word counts so I am going to let a picture do most of the talking:

The image above the talents of two people that I smashed together with the care of a Danny O’Rourke tackle.

TJ Ansley, the Crew’s new Digital Content Editor twittered the scene today from the stadium. Leave it to Steve Sirk to improve upon the dreary scene with a friendly message to the team’s next opponent.

Dear Toluca. See you soon. Love Columbus

Me, being a slightly original guy without any Photoshop skills, see this as the perfect postcard, poorly executed, to send to our Mexican friends. With only 21 days to game day; I have a feeling that Toluca will be treated to some real Midwestern hospitality.