Sometimes you feel like a big bag of gumballs and everyone wants a piece of you, but most of the time now you feel like a grey sock in a laundry basket and you don’t get washed. I get it. I don’t know if you need ass-spankingingly good jams pumped into you or if you want to wallow in this boringness, so I mixed it up for you, half and half: wallow then spank. Track 9 is simply for when you’re done being “boring” and ready to start being “T.I.” (◡‿◡✿)

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