Get Nyan a dildo / vibrator

We have this friend of ours, he's known by the simple name, Nyan. Ever since he was a young boy, Nyan didn't have the chance to feel how having a penis feels like. We, as friends would want Nyan to feel the joys of possessing a male genital.

So for this petition, we would like to raise enough awareness and perhaps some money to get Nyan the genitalia he deserves.