Why would you want to use bacon scented body wash? That’s the wrong question. Why wouldn’t you want to use bacon scented body wash?! Before, if you were interested in smelling like everyone’s favorite cut of pork, you would have to take a bath in greasy bacon drippings left over from breakfast that morning. But now you can smell like bacon AND get clean. That is what we call a win-win.

The body wash only costs $5 and is part of a line of other fantastic bacon products like a bacon scented mustache, bacon candy, or wonderful bacon toothpaste. There is one word of warning. No matter how wonderful your new body wash smells, we wouldn’t suggest eating it. After all it is still soap. An incredibly intoxicatingly scented soap, but soap nonetheless.

According to the Archie McPhee online store, Bacon Body Wash will have you smelling like bacon in “every nook and cranny”. It will be like “washing with breakfast” and it will “drive dogs crazy.” Sounds like a winner! The only down side is that it only comes in a 5 oz size bottle. One can only hope that they will soon begin selling by the gallon.

If you’re struggling for ideas this Halloween, why not purchase a bacon costume and a bottle of Bacon Body Wash? Then you can go to all the parties and watch as everybody salivates upon your arrival. You will thank me later.