5Spot Vol.27

This is my favorite time of year! Can you believe that it's only 2 weeks left in 2017!?

YES!

My favorite plus size model made history this week! Fluvia Lacerda was the first plus size model to appear on the cover of Playboy Brazil. She is MY BODY GOAL! Come through hips!

My birthday was last week and I did nothing. It actually felt pretty amazing. I crashed a birthday twin's celebration, a few friends treated me to brunch and drinks and that was more than enough! Make no mistake that for year 33 I will be away and hopefully with a hot piece of ass! *speak it into existence lawd*

Amazon Prime saved Christmas for me this year! Ordered a lot of gifts yesterday from the comfort of my bed. Now to pack a suitcase...

Blac Chyna. Blac Cyhna. Blac Chyna. Is she ever going to be Angela Kardashian now? She took the damn food out the pantry. I can not!

I officially declare Rihanna's Work the song of 2016! Debate your ashy momma!