tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post5450658159033661106..comments2014-10-16T01:02:58.880-05:00Comments on LiteralDan: Just a cage of rib bonesLiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-7860711058251317962008-06-25T13:26:00.000-05:002008-06-25T13:26:00.000-05:00I would be bitter forever, but I'm just an awful p...I would be bitter forever, but I'm just an awful person like that-- I'm sure in time you'll feel better about it.LiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-27403433241919867432008-06-25T13:24:00.000-05:002008-06-25T13:24:00.000-05:00I am still bitter 8 years later...may she rest in ...I am still bitter 8 years later...may she rest in peace. ;)Rikkihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14025201939720600124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-57792690627558991222008-06-25T13:05:00.000-05:002008-06-25T13:05:00.000-05:00The question is, did you forgive and forget by att...The question is, did you forgive and forget by attending her funeral? Or was it too soon for forgiveness?LiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-25049059285821012192008-06-25T12:28:00.000-05:002008-06-25T12:28:00.000-05:00Oh boy! I totally feel your pain. I had a set of...Oh boy! I totally feel your pain. I had a set of Waterford crystal wine glasses (four of them) that I got as a wedding gift (since I am NO high roller) and loved with a passion.<BR/> <BR/>I was guilted in to hosting a bridal shower for an annoying coworker (never again). I had purchased plastic disposable wine glasses for the event, but the tacky bride-to-be rummaged through my cupboards and found my precious stemware. Not 30 seconds into her chardonnay, she dropped the glass. <BR/><BR/>I had to excuse myself so that I could go cry in the bathroom. It was tragic.Rikkihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14025201939720600124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-52063423939271615852008-06-25T11:52:00.000-05:002008-06-25T11:52:00.000-05:00Kori: My heart goes out to your coffee mug cabinet...<B>Kori:</B> My heart goes out to your coffee mug cabinet. Maybe I'll send over a casserole or something.<BR/><BR/>Hey, I go with what the people want, and it seems to be Ms. Bertinelli on Lifetime.<BR/><BR/><B>Swirl Girl:</B> Nice-- I tip my hat to you for your quipping skills, madame. I wonder what they'd think of that if I did... actually, I wouldn't know when to nest them and turn my back, or even who would go in who. So I guess she'll have to be chaste till death, unless she's content with the dating pool already in our cabinet.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry, my casting choices are final. Though of course there are plenty of other dishes in the dishwasher, so speaking roles abound.<BR/><BR/><B>Andrea's Sweet Life:</B> A bowl with chips has character, and is probably really well-made. They've had full lives. It's the ones that have no damage until they shatter irreparably that are where the melodrama's at.<BR/><BR/><B>Charlie Blockhead:</B> Hey, cool, will do!<BR/><BR/><B>Always Home and Uncool:</B> I hope it is, because in the last six months or so, I've been losing a lot of claims to "guy things". I will never lose this one, though, because as I explain to my wife or anyone else who mocks me, I hate washing dishes, so the more I can fit in there without compromising washing thoroughness, the better off I am.<BR/><BR/><B>Natalie:</B> Thank you, thank you-- glad you liked it. I was all over the place with it and tried to pull it all together so I could get off the computer and wrestle with D-, (who definitely needs an outlet these days).<BR/><BR/>At least you guys each respect the art of dishwasher loading. It's greatly disrespected in our house by those who "just don't care". Heathens.<BR/><BR/><B>Mama Dawg:</B> I don't know if bowl-cup relations would be considered homosexuality, regardless of the sex of the participants, or if the Morality Police of Dishes (MPD) would just call it bestiality and arrest them both.LiteralDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-76147335845111632642008-06-25T10:06:00.000-05:002008-06-25T10:06:00.000-05:00I have a juice glass with cherries on it that was ...I have a juice glass with cherries on it that was widowed a while ago. Is, perchance, your bowl a lesbian or can be converted to one? Cause if so, my juice glass is ready to go!Mama Dawghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-13990793004488801612008-06-25T08:07:00.000-05:002008-06-25T08:07:00.000-05:00you, my friend, are a writer! this was so funny! ...you, my friend, are a writer! this was so funny! and the speed dating comment...cracked me up! <BR/><BR/>i have a way i like to load the dishwasher, and my husband has a different way. once one of us starts loading we have to finish the job or else the other person comes in and takes it all out to start over. i wish he would just see that my way is better. i am not complaining though. at least he loads it!Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01225456755011937217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-31804857986201642582008-06-25T06:58:00.000-05:002008-06-25T06:58:00.000-05:00It think dishwasher layout protocol truly is a guy...It think dishwasher layout protocol truly is a guy thing. You're the fourth one, myself included, I know who seems to understand the value of spatial relations to the cleansing ritual and process.Always Home and Uncoolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-75843488729901867172008-06-25T06:57:00.000-05:002008-06-25T06:57:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Always Home and Uncoolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-44897780489816404352008-06-24T22:20:00.000-05:002008-06-24T22:20:00.000-05:00Congratulations on your recent honor of being name...Congratulations on your recent honor of being named a Best Of Blog winner. The winner buttons have now arrived and all you have to do to receive yours is send an email to my address below with the subject line of “Winner’s Button”. I will start sending these out this week.<BR/>Thank you, <BR/>Bill Beck<BR/>Best Of Blog Awards <BR/>Email:bloggerbeck@aol.comCharlie Blockheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10990245680009504077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-27091789221858162662008-06-24T17:19:00.000-05:002008-06-24T17:19:00.000-05:00My remaining bowls have horrible chips around the ...My remaining bowls have horrible chips around the rim, and are just biding their time until they crack in half completely, as their former lovers did.Andrea's Sweet Lifehttp://blog.sweetlifesite.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-32971786936146643712008-06-24T15:58:00.000-05:002008-06-24T15:58:00.000-05:00Why don't you take your bowl to Pier One for a spe...Why don't you take your bowl to Pier One for a speed date? Or is it too soon?<BR/><BR/>How'bout Mike Farrel for the departed and Greg Evigan for the love interest?<BR/><BR/>www.swirlgirlspearls.blogspot.comSwirl Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5076041415469800377.post-75456205924187744952008-06-24T15:15:00.000-05:002008-06-24T15:15:00.000-05:00Oh, I think I have the same story going on at my h...Oh, I think I have the same story going on at my house, only with coffee cups. And I am crying for your loss, because I wll know the soothing effects of having a well-loved friend holding your cereal. Or in my case, coffee. Nothing better. But really, Valerie Bertinelli? Eeew.Korihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17523892197119604721noreply@blogger.com