Apparently allowed to make some of her own decisions, Katie Holmes reportedly asked former Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham, to be with her when she goes into labor. Although they live in seperate countries – Victoria in Spain with soccer god David Beckham, and Katie in the U.S., locked in a glass cage in the dungeons of the Scientology headquarters – the pair spend at least thirty minutes each week discussing the birth.

Victoria and Katie have struck a real rapport ever since they were introduced by Tom and both of them are thrilled by the friendship. Victoria has become something of a mother hen to Katie, so when she was asked if she would be with her during the birth, she said yes straight away.”

The only thing we can hope for is that Victoria will at least jazz up the whole Scientology birthing ritual that has been boring for far too long. She could bring in her Bedazzler for all those hooded robes or maybe talk them into using scented torches. You know, something funky and fun. She might even work in a song or two when Katie asks for something. “Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…”