Lister: "There is no such thing as 'Silicon Heaven'. Kryten: Then where do all the calculators go? Lister: They don't go anywhere. They just die. Kryten: Surely you believe that God is in all things? Aren't you a pantheist? Lister: Yeah, but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a FRYING pantheist. Computers and calculators do not have an afterlife. You don't get hairdryers with tiny little wings, sitting on clouds and playing harps. Kryten: But of course you do. For is it not written in the Electronic Bible, "The Iron shall lie down with the Lamp".

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Christian: "My faith grows every day."Atheist: "So does rhubarb, and for the same reason."

I was thinking about a new thread altogether rather than hijacking the intro one.Perhaps a discussion on silicon heaven being any more unlikely than human heaven?What is the record for the longest intro thread?

He's an android. His brain couldn't handle the concept of there being no silicon heaven.

"When we landed on the moon, that was the point where god should have come up and said 'hello'. Because if you invent some creatures, put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, you f**king turn up and say 'well done'."