BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. [sic] — The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.

Hop over here to see the photo of the good Captain and read the whole story. Another funny part:

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report “there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America’s were asked to go outside for a possible identification.”

I never cease to be amazed at what people will do in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Maybe our Ultrarunning is a a good substitute for pent-up sexual demand?