Back from the dead, you say? Perhaps. It has been quite a long time since I updated this blog and part of the reason for the hiatus was that Fox changed their web site and took away all my good material. The other half of that reason is that without such easy targets, I just didn't have the energy to continue. However, I have recently discovered Fox's "Photo Op-inion: Best of the Week" section and oh my goodness, is it unbelievable. So with newfound inspiration, I have decided that I will take another stab at it, although I won't focus solely on headlines. To get us started, I will share this gem, which I apparently saved as a draft at the beginning of the summer and never posted. It's an article that suggests that everyone should shave their public hair. Sure, in these times I may be taking an unpopular stance on this issue, but that's neither here nor there. Equally as horrifying is the knowledge that Fox has a section called "Fox on Sex." Never mind that I will never view Dr. Suess the same way, but I think we should all be very worried about the poor soul who looks to these people for sexual advice.

These are actual images used as headlines on the front page of foxnews.com. These primitively photoshopped pictures often sensationalize the mundane and frequently border on hilarious. This is for anyone who is curious about the daily absurdity of the right-wing news organization, but does not want to give them the illusion of patronage by actually visiting their website.

All ridiculous headlines and Fox News logo property of Fox News and their arrogantly named parent company, News Corporation, despite borrowing base photographs almost exclusively from the Associated Press. This site is for educational and entertainment purposes only, so there should be no reason for Fox to sue me, even though I'm making fun of, and in some cases, mocking them for how incredibly ridiculous they are.