From the Wiki: The stone (abbreviation st[1]) is an informal unit of measure equal to 14 pounds avoirdupois (about 6.35 kg[nb 1]) used in Great Britain and Ireland for measuring human body weight. The stone was formerly used for purposes of trade in many North-West European countries where its value ranged from about 5 to 40 local pounds (3 to 15 kg), but with the advent of metrication from the mid-19th century onwards it was superseded by the kilogram; its use for trade in the United Kingdom and in Ireland being rescinded in the 1980s. It may be unfamiliar to an international audience.

It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

Land Ark:I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.

Macular Degenerate:Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.

There's a high incidence of alcoholism associated with gastric bypass surgery, so that should become the FARK operation of choice.

Macular Degenerate:Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.

Pants full of macaroni!!:RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997. Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there. Kinda sucked. I liked that album.

Done in one.

Was going to say the same thing, but I see you've got that under control. Carry on.

Macular Degenerate:Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.

The surgery fixes the body, somewhat, but it can't fix what's obviously wrong in the noggin...

Hittable? No, not really...the daughter, maybe, if she loses a bit more, then gets a decent stylist who doesn't look to Amy Winehouse as a martyred saint instead of a warning.But, snark aside, literally, all the best to them. I hope they both feel a million dollars, and continue to be healthy.