Peep holes are our best defense against unwanted doorstep-dupers like thieves, murderers, rapists, and people who try to sell homemade baked goods.

However, they can also be used to trick people into believing they have a guest that makes them shout "you don't say?" before thinking that he's here to steal the Declaration of Independence and simply got bad directions.

Just look at the way this guy hooks potential buyers with an inviting, paradoxically-innocent, yet mischievous look.

One glance at this ad and any guy knows right away that to buy one of these super-cool, not-at-all-tacky shirts is to exude a kind of confidence and enthusiasm for life that will make any lady swoon in an orgasmic riptide with just a wink of an eye.

Tonight on Attack of the Show, comedian Rob Huebel joins Candace Bailey as this week's guest co-host! He kicks off his first show with Stephen Amell from Arrow live in studio, Matt Mira's review of Amazon's Kindle Paperwhite e-reader and Candace's behind the scenes set visit to George to the Rescue. Plus, we're bringing you a very special Epic Giveaway that will make anyone want to phone home. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

This QVC broadcast experienced a casualty when host, Cassie Slane collapsed into her co-host's arms.

While it was a dramatic scene before the cameras cut off, she has confirmed via Facebook and Twitter that she is fine.

Besides, those cheap tablets for kids to screw around with and cover with snot and various other sticky stuff weren't gonna sell themselves. Her partner is a pro and knew that the show would have to go on.