1. Inspector Sledge Hammer (Sledge Hammer!)

ABC

This guy. This guy. Whether you’re a malicious mastermind, criminal cronie or just the dude who called him up about a case, Inspector Sledge Hammer will probably beat the sh*t out of you. That’s right – when Hammer’s on the job, even the most innocent of bystanders should beware of getting caught in the crossfire. Why? Because he loves violence and doesn’t give a flying f*ck, that’s why!