Preparation instructions: shred two large carrots and a small head of broccoli. In a large bowl, mix the aforementioned shreddings with some alfalfa sprouts, sun-dried tomatoes, extra virgin olive oil, freshly squeezed lemon juice, and paprika. Press the mixture into the shape that you like, and top with more sun-dried tomatoes. Surround it with small bouquets of kale. Enjoy!