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Sunday, 1 February 2009

Not me! Monday

THis blog carnival was created by MckmamaYou can head over to her blog an find out what she and everybody els has not been doing this week.Not me Monday was introduced to me by my beautiful Jenn who does some of the greatest blogs around.

Well here I am again and I can't believe it's Monday again where does the time fly too.This week seems to have been all about time or should I say the lack of it.I am so very good at keeping time and being on time.I can even prove it with my following statements

I mean there is no way that I would have set my alarm for 9:30am and when it woke me up turn it off and close my eyes for just ten more minutes no I would not.

and there is no way that I would not have realized I had started to dream when I saw two of my cats dancing to the song it's raining men. that stuff only happens in dreams and I would realize something like that.

I did not hear my niece shouting "!WAYNE, YOU DO KNOW IT'S TEN TILL ELEVEN O'CLOCK!!!!" and then realize I had in fact been dreaming and that I should have set off for work half a hour ago.

It was not me that then fell out of bed and do a face plant straight in to a pair of my socks I had been wearing the day before. I throw my socks straight in the wash every night and never have any dirty laundry hanging around in my room.

And I most certainly did not run straight past the shower room and skip showering because I had only 6 minutes to get to work which is 2 miles away and I had to run there.

And there is no way that I would leave the house looking like I had just been pulled through a thorn bush then ran through a hurricane. I'm way to professional for that kind of thing I'm always neatly pressed and ironed and looking smart.

me and mom did not have a argument about who has the right to the first peace of Cinnamon cake. that the Mormons had made for us. we are way to civil for that.

And I would no way laugh at Melissa my cat who has now progressed from bringing my under wear downstairs to my work tops. I should be telling her not too not encouraging her.

well that's my not me Mondays for this week I hope you all enjoyed.

I also invite all my readers and anyone who reads this post to take part in Tribute Tuesday a Chance to make that someone who brightens up your day feel special.

Wayne, this was seriously hilarious! You had me going by the time I got to the dancing cats. I can only hope to get lucky enough to someday have a dream about cats dancing to "It's Raining Men." Consider yourself lucky!

The cats get me everytime!!! I want some cinnomon cake from those Mormons wish they would bring me one, Oh ya I am a Mormon ;) but they still should bring me one dont you think!! Happy Monday!! Enjoy reading your every week!!

Wayne, Thanks for visiting my blog. Lucy is doing well and wasn't hurt too bad :) She got a lollipop from the dr. and forgot all about it. Great idea about Tribute Tuesday...I'll have to start working on it.

Thanks for commenting on my blog! Great Not Me's... I never leave my laundry on the floor either... always put it in the hamper straight away! I mean, what kind of people leave dirty laundry laying around? Lol!

I'll definitely take part in Tribute Tuesday, sounds like a great idea!