Most inappropriate laugh I had in a theatre was during Matrix: Revelations. When Neo and Trinity outrun the bombs on surface and crash, then Neo asks Trinity how she is doing or something and the camera zooms out to show rebar sticking out of her body. The scene was so damn cheesy and predictable and I didn't mean to laugh that loudly, but it happened.

I'm sorry, but you're going to tell me that the following gems aren't infinitely worse than that list:

Gone in 60 Seconds:"I'm a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!""Oh, The Cincinatti Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I meant?""One Raines is as good as another: It never rains but it pours."

Batman & Robin:(literally every line delivered by Arnold Scwarzenegger)

Mugato:Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.

I guess it could have been written differently, but to me it kind of fit with the situation. Like his mind was racing at what he saw.

"This is what happens. It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus - possibly Longimanus or Isurus glauca. Now... the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters."

there were some pretty bad lines of dialogue in the Expendables 2. I watched the first one and enjoyed it as mindless entertainment, but the second one had so many cringe worthy moments of dialogue it even made the action sequences terrible.

"By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife" -Expendables 2

Always (well for the better part of a decade) thought that was the worst line ever until I met a woman who'd watched Megalodon as well and just saying/texting "But you know I'm really wired..." always had great results.

Pep Streebeck:"Your plan is the plan of a boy!" -Harvey Keitel to Sylvester Stallone in Copland.

Great flick, but if I were Keitel, I would've told the writer to change that shiatty line to something reasonable.

Like he was the greatest actor to have line problems...

That doesn't make any sense. Sorry. There's no known way of saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with "in" and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say "in July" and I'll... go down on you. That's just idiotic, if you'll forgive me by saying so.

Joey Pants had absolutely no idea what that line meant, and you can tell by what words he emphasized. I actually didn't understand what the line meant until like the third time I watched it and realized he was farking the line up.

WTF Wachowskis? You wrote the movie too, you understood the line. That was the best take you got?