Cynthia Nixon's comments that being gay was a personal choice for her rankled all manner of folk earlier this month. And now she's weathered the shitstorm Nixon has come out to clarify her position – even though she did a pretty good job of it the first time around – and say that, for her, being gay is a choice but her bisexuality is not. "While I don't often use the word, the technically precise term for my orientation is bisexual. I believe bisexuality is not a choice, it is a fact. What I have 'chosen' is to be in a gay relationship," she told The Advocate. "I do, however, believe that most members of our community - as well as the majority of heterosexuals - cannot and do not choose the gender of the persons with whom they seek to have intimate relationships because, unlike me, they are only attracted to one sex." Personally, as a card-carrying 'mo, I must say that I wasn't riled up to begin with; it's her sexuality, let her define it how she pleases. She also had a point when she said that the whole debate has been ceded to bigots and we shouldn't let them dictate how we choose to define ourselves. I expect to see your utterances of agreement and vicious personal attacks in the comments … Go! [The Advocate]

Brad Pitt said he was going to get married sooner rather than later, but not if Angelina Jolie has any say in the matter — nixing talk of wedding plans at the SAG Awards. "I think anything said tends to be blown out of proportion," she said. To which Pitt added: "Yeah, that was my fault." Oh, you two crazy kids and your tabloid headline-creating ways! [People]

This is either going to enrage fans of Downton Abbey or fill their hearts with joy — either way bodily shaking will occur. Some crazy genius with a bunch of time on their hands has created Downton Abbeyoncé, which describes scenes from the TV show with the lyrical beauty of Beyoncé and Destiny's Child. Slow claps all round. [OMG]
And that's not all, Shirley MacLaine will be joining the show at some stage in the future. [People]

Fans of sociopathic monsters will be thrilled to learn that Jessica Lange is hinting that she was invited back to join the second season of American Horror Story. "I'm thinking about it," she said. While it's not concrete, it's better than a flat out denial and we'll take what we can get at this stage. [E!]

It may shock you to learn that some women are offended by the idea they're considered receptacles for the bodily waste of men. Women! Anyway, some of these feminazis have taken umbrage at the world-infamous mouth urinals at The Rolling Stones memorabilia museum in Germany and are asking that they be removed. Though the logo was originally inspired by Mick Jagger's lips, the protesters say these are different because they lack a tongue and are therefore just women's mouths. But the owner is calling tough titties: "They were damned expensive and they're staying where they are … That's final." [TMZ]

If, like me, you thought that skeezoid Sam Lutfi had drowned in a fire and was out of our lives forever then think again – he's now harassing Lindsay Lohan and her family. [Radar]

How much did Jennifer Lopez get paid to sit behind a desk and hawk beer? [Made In Brazil]