Rex Velvet asks governor to ban superheroes

Seattle’s self-proclaimed “super villain” Rex Velvet has started an online petition to outlaw so-called superheroes like Phoenix Jones. Fewer than 200 signatures were logged as of Monday afternoon, but it probably doesn’t matter.

The day Gov. Chris Gregoire signs a law titled “Outlaw All Masked Superhero Vigilante Crime Fighters” is the day we should probably all move to Oregon.

From the petition:

We mustn’t stand and watch as our cities are overrun by mask wearing, hobo snitches gallivanting around with a bunch of nerds in tights. Superheroes worldwide must disintegrate. For far too long our nation has gone along with real life superhero shenanagins – and now the time has come for this childish charade to become illegal.

Real life superheroes are doing more harm then good and I’m betting a sensible, sane majority would agree with me and The Social Villains Alliance. Superheroes are a nuisances, problem children, snitches, and fakes. Help outlaw superhero vigilantism today.