The little old man librarian that took my request was simply appalled. There are hardly words. Being old, and slightly deaf, he made me repeat each of these requests about three separate times and then repeated each one back to me in disbelief. As each of these books magically appeared on his computer screen he would laugh shake his head at me and repeat the title yet again. As early evening library rush hour has begun and there are now three mothers with young children standing behind me you can imagine that they did not find it all so amusing. I heard one child ask "What's a honky?"

In retrospect I guess that I could have written these titles down and passed the dear little old man the paper across the desk. But where's the story in that. Yes, I am always looking out for my readers.

Sex Lives of Cannibals- Some of Maya Angelou's finest work. Appreciate the heads up, but generally speaking, perverts hang at the library, so the old man was cool with it, he just has that old man look about him. Ok, off to the book stacks.

Cool that's where I find the cannibals, or perverts or whatever. I am trying to envision a "Sex lives of cannibals" as written by Maya Angelou. I can't. But oh the pictures in my mind. Are you off to the stacks to do anything naughty, you little pervert? Have fun.

There's just something about seeing Vanilla Ice naked that just doesn't appeal. And besides, I'd be amazed if the library had it available and I'm much too cheap to buy it. Those coffee table books are crazy expensive and that ones a bit of a classic.

Dorna! That sounds oddly familiar. Oh the things we remember and the things we forget. And who wants a cheap looking coffee table tome. Only the best for this house. Not too mention coffee table books take up far too much space in luggage.

I am on a work trip in Asia and I left Fear of Flying at home. Somehow the sex is not that great. Good but not great! I brought Hollis Gillespie`s Confessions of a recovering slut. A girl has to have priorities, right?

Please read Hollis Gillespie! She is achingly funny. You must read Bleachy Haried Honky Bitch. You must read Confessions of a recovering slut! YOu will laugh you will cry. SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOODDDDDD.

I haven't had a chance to go to the book sale yet. I'm planning on running to the library next week because I owe them $18 for a skateboarding book my son lost. While I'm there, I'm going to check the selections. They usually have decent books ranging from 50 cents to $2.00. It's always fun to get a hard cover book or two for an extremely low price.

Erika

I am an international flight attendant. Follow me around the world. From Kazakhstan to Alaska with a quick layover in Hawaii for some beach time! And remember, where flight attendants gather there will be mayhem. And I have pictures!