Review:
“This Ain’t Avatar XXX” is an overall good film from Hustler and Axel Braun that parodies the highly popular, mainstream cinemagraphic production of a similar name. While the sex here is generally excellent (though not always so), there are a couple of items that one should take into account before purchasing this title. First, one really needs to find the blue female creatures from the parodied film attractive—and also needs to want to see them fuck—in order to get the full value out of this one. This is particularly true given that three of the five sequences involve at least some blue / made-up participants. Along with this, it should be noted that, typically, the blue make-up works out well—though, to my tastes, it did come off as a bit silly in Scene Two. Second, the plot of the movie—which is largely advanced through narration—could have been a bit stronger, as the vast majority of the film is sex. With all of that on the table, let’s move on to the sex.

Scene One brings together Evan Stone (playing the part of a crazed colonel) and Danica Dillan (a member of his troop) in a steamy anal pounding that takes place on the ship. With his uniform on and his dick out, Evan really takes Danica through her paces, and the highlights include some hot blowjob / handjob action (gagging and spitting), steamy reverse-cowgirl riding by Danica (both vaginal and anal), and some sexy anal doggie-style action. This excellent (though a bit drawn-out) sequence caps off with a pop-shot to Danica’s chest, face, and mouth—hot stuff!

In Scene Two, it’s Nicki Hunter and Eric Swiss who have a blue-based romp in the planet’s jungle. The better moments of this segment include the cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl positions that the pair employs, and the whole endeavor closes out with a facial for Ms. Hunter and a touch of oral cock clean-off. Overall, this one is okay, but the makeup just doesn’t work out.

Nicki Hunter is up again in Scene Three, this time with Chris Johnson—and sans any blue makeup—back on the ship. In this one, Nicki has to suck Chris Johnson back to reality when he gets “stuck” in the chamber-like device that the crew uses. Fortunately for the viewer, she does so enthusiastically and also goes far beyond, giving a full fucking that includes not only vaginal but anal action, as well. There’s some ass-to-mouth in this one, and the ending is stellar, with Nicki jerking Chris to completion—all followed up by some oral cock clean-off and some cum-play. Overall, this is an excellent encounter—though there do appear to be some resolution issues at the end, and the screen does sometimes come off as a bit on the dark side (at least when viewed on my laptop).

Scene Four couples Misty Stone with Chris Johnson—both in blue makeup and on the planet—in another excellent encounter. The blowjob work here is sexy, and the cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, and standing rear-entry positionings are hot. This one is finished off with a cum-shot delivered to Misty’s face, mouth, and shoulder. It should be noted that the blue makeup works out better here—and in the next segment, as well—than it did in the second scene, and—for whatever reason—there are parts of this sequence in which the voice-over material appears to not match up.

Scene Five features an orgy down on the planet’s surface, with Chanel Preston, Juelz Ventura, Misty Stone, Chris Johnson, Dale DaBone, and Lexington Steele as the participants. Everyone here is in blue makeup—save Juelz Ventura, who is apparently a human slave of the natives. While this entire sequence is excellent in terms of its heat, the real stand-out work here is done by Juelz and Lexington—the spectacle of her taking his massive, blue alien cock is something to be seen, indeed! This one closes out with one of the guys popping on the tits, tummy, and pussy of one of the blue girls, followed up by another guy blowing a load on the face / mouth of the other of the female natives (oral cock clean-off). Finally, Lexington ejaculates on Juelz’ tits, face, and mouth…and she follows it all up with some oral cock clean-off. Sex-wise, this is a fine way to finish the film.

Some other items should also be taken into account. Upon inserting the disc, an anti-piracy public service announcement plays, as do some advertisements. There appear to be some resolution issues at times during the film—particularly upon movement—and the screen sometimes comes off as too dark. This was all observed upon playing the disc on my laptop.

In terms of bonus materials and other options, there’s an interesting “Behind the Scenes” segment and a “Slide Show” that puts forth a set of stills from the production. Further, there are advertisements in the way of the “Hustler Trailers” (choice of six previews), “Sex Talk” (phone sex ads), “Hustler.com” (website ad), and “Hustler Hollywood” (store ad) options. Finally, a 3D version of the movie—along with the requisite red and blue glasses—is provided. I sampled this extra disc, and it appears to be decent…but it’s still the old-style way of doing 3D that makes for more of a gimmick than a meaningful experience. Still, if you want to see Evan Stone’s dong jutting out from the screen at you, you’re definitely in luck.

All in all, this production is an ambitious—and good—endeavor by Axel Braun and Hustler. The sex is generally excellent, and the theme is stuck to quite well. The plot, of course, could have been better developed…but it certainly isn’t bad, either. Overall, I’d recommend it for hardcore fans of the original movie as a purchase. For everyone else, rent it first to see if it’s your cup of tea.

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