http://www.care.comNew moms are known to have some universal sayings and Care.com has compiled some of them in this funny video that new parents can relate to.

0:00 Do you think she's warm enough?0:01 Do you think she's too cold?0:03 Is she breathing?0:04 I should call the doctor0:05 Should poop be yellow?0:07 It's a blowout (nursery)0:09 It's a blowout (couch)0:11 Ugh I smell like poop (bed)0:14 I still smell poop 0:15 You've got to be tired by now0:17 I haven't slept in weeks0:19 I'm never going to sleep again0:20 I'm so tired0:27 Oh sweetie not tonight0:29 Where does the baby go? 0:31 What if I just lay here? Go ahead0:35 We need to get out more0:36 I can't go out. She'll miss me too much0:39 Who shrunk these?0:43 What do you think? Hm?0:45 Where's your dad?0:51 I need to eat this, I'm nursing0:54 SHHHHHH1:01 Is my hair bothering you?1:02 SHHHHHH1:19 Don't pick her up ok, it's tummy time1:21 She's in the 90th percentile 1:27 Yeah we're on a schedule1:28 Say Mama1:29 Yay you're so strong1:31 Eat, play sleep1:34 Can you grab my nipple cream?1:35 Honey???1:37 I need some help1:38 Come help me please?1:39 I need some help, huh?1:41 We should get a nanny...or a manny