I’m open to new experiences but that’s definitely not something I would want to be rear-ended by. I mean how would you walk away? In fact I have a hard time picturing a head-on collision. It would just be a big mess wouldn’t it?

“In perhaps the most destructive example of juvenile humor on record, several 14-year olds carjacked the ‘Wienermobile’ and utilized a makeshift ramp in an attempt to ‘jump it’ through the Giant Donut atop Randy’s in Los Angeles. Death toll to follow.”