Lol, I will grant you that the idea of "VD being rampant" in North County is more than plausible. However, I do have to take one issue with your assessment of culture in the area:

The Redneck would have requested Busch beer, specifically, unless it was one of the two days prior to pay day, in which case Natural Light or Hamms, whichever is the preference. (Personally, I like "Natty Light" for its nostalgic property of reminding me of being 13)

The Niners are pretty likely to take us apart this week. If you look at games in which we've been successful, the key has been our defense's ability to create turnovers. This is especially important for a team like us who is seemingly allergic to the end zone. It becomes more imperative because we are facing what may be the league's best defense, and an offense that does not turn the ball over very much.

One of the places this San Fran team can be taken advantage of is in kick/punt returns, but unfortunately, the Rams are yet to find an electric return option.

If we find a way to win this game, I will be seriously impressed. While it may be a pipe dream, I would love to see Wells, Saffold, and Amendola all healthy and fully contributing. I'll predict that we make a game of it: San Fran wins, 31-26._________________