Thursday, October 20, 2011

I Can Haz Dikpiks?

Blogroll member and Chicago gal-about town Von wrote a post about one of the problems that women almost invariably encounter on the t00bz- receiving emails containing pictures of stranger men's penises. Yeah, the unsolicited peen lurks all over the web, because a lot of d00ds are just plain foul.

I am also considering an I Can Haz Cheezburger-type spinoff site, in which readers can add captions to the unsolicited penises that make their way into my email inbox. Your dick might someday be internet famous!

I've never received a penis pic at my email address of ablessedmother@hotmail.comNever.I guess I"m not hot enough either. I mean.. if I did receive a dong shot at my email address of ablessedmother@hotmail.com .. I'm not sure what I would do with it! Probably, put it in a specially marked folder to inspect fully at a private moment. :)

Not that I want any wiener pic's at my email address.. ablessedmother@hotmail.com

About Me

The Big Bad Bald Bastard is a character played by Monsieur _______ of the City of Y______. The role of the Bastard is a handy one to play on subways, walking the streets, and in dive-bars, when being a nerdy, bookish sort is not to one's advantage.