Finally. Corey Feldman speaks.

Like the setting of the sun, when one Corey dies another must make a statement. On his emo blog:

I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived. ~ Corey

So basically Corey Haim’s death is a pain in the voice of Donatello’s ass because he has to explain it to his son. Got it. On that note, if I had a kid and was friends with Corey Haim, I probably would’ve been laying the groundwork for this a long time ago. “Okay, son, Uncle Corey’s going to play video games with us for a little while. But see how he’s twitching? Don’t get attached.”

Superficial Writer- I’ve been reading this site since its inception… and you are actually being an ass on this one. Yes, you are funny- But in dealing with the reporting of a death it’s misplaced. Yes, it’s a “superficial” site, I know.

But all I’m asking is that when you *first* post it, try some decorum. All other posts following, may the hilarity ensue.

Superficial stopped beiing funny some time ago, I think the writer changed or something, and since then it’s simply terrible. I could care less for some american teen actors but the writing on here in general sucks.

@ #3 – I was just gonna post that! WTF is up with that hair? It must have taken many months to grow and you’d think somewhere along the way you’d question that “do”
& Fish, don’t listen to these guys, they are just jealous bitches.

been reading all of the stories about Cory Haim on this site today…I am usually down for a good laugh and am not a fan of either Cory at all….but damn dude you are being way harsh….they don’t even have imbalming fluid in him yet and you have done everything but call his Mom and tell her “ha ha your son is dead!”
just sayin…..

WTF? Haim is fair game. The idiot turned down the help that was offered around him. Its his own fault he’s dead and no one elses. Its not a tragedy, it was a certainty that this would eventually happen. Fuck him. Drug addicts are fucking losers, and he died a losers death. Good riddance.

I am homicidally outraged!! I could kill an unarmed she-goat right now I am so furious. Corey was such an important piece of the entertainment fabric that weaves us all together. Why can’t these people see through all the lies and whispery mudhorn belches from his detractors??

WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO SINK IN THAT FISH IS ALWAYS HARSH TO THE DEAD CELEBS?

Every time some celebrity dies (especially if it’s in an unnecessary way) the Superficial writer ALWAYS tears into them and we ALWAYS get the comments that he’s “gone too far” and “needs to show respect”. You wanna show respect? Throw a rose off the edge of a cliff and have a silent moment, or whatever the hell normal people do when they grieve.

I’m fine with people wanting to respect the dead, but you need to learn how to recognize trends. IT JUST AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN HERE. If that pisses you off, go watch Access Hollywood.