If you missed SNL last night, count yourself lucky. Harry Potter hosted and for the most part he did a decent job and there were some funny skits but by far the most memorable skit of the night was musical guest Lana Del Rey performing her song Video Games. It was one of the most awful things ever on network television. This is not an opinion, this is fact. Those who defend del Rey’s performance probably also supported Herman Cain. Listen and see;

She dances between a medicated lounge singe and Kristen Wiig performing as a medicated lounge singer. But is that whee the comparisons end? No. And lest you get defensive remember, del Rey is the would-be singer who was thrust upon a massive viewing public under the guise of being something worth listening to. Unfortunately, this is what she sounded like;

My dog’s ass after he sneaks some chili

a melancholy hobo on a riverboat

a large land mammal in mourning

shit

an internet singer trying to perform live on TV

Glee having a stroke

a poet from Starbucks

the inside of Rebecca Black’s head

Michael Clarke Duncan in the shower

one of those talking trees from Lord of the Rings trying to seduce another tree