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Coach: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand….. ______________________________________

Coach: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mother is a good cook. ___________________________________

Coach: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A coach