Ok, if tournaments were live on television, who would make a great panel for the pre-match discussions and commentary? I suppose it would depend on who was playing and who was available and stuff, but I know for sure that Swifty would be the Phil Thompson of the KO2 panel.

I could just imgaine him when a goal went in, scored by someone he was supporting: "GOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLL!!!! FUCKING HELL!!!!! HOW DID HE DO THAT!!! I've been on the end of some by-line chips in the past but fucking hell!!!"

Wonka: 4th member of the England world cup heroes along with Bobby Moore, Geoff Hurst and Martin Peters.