Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum -- Los Angeles, CA (USC Trojans)

Why it should go: It's been dying a slow, tortuous death for years, and now it's time to put the sad home of the Trojans out of its misery. The gorgeous, super-chic Staples Center stands right down the road, cracking jokes at its deformed colleague. A new downtown stadium could finally put it out of its misery.

Candlestick Park -- San Francisco, CA (San Francisco 49ers)

Why it should go:Originally the home of MLB's San Francisco Giants, it now houses only the NFL's 49ers. So a football team plays full time in a baseball stadium deemed unfit for baseball. Thankfully, the 49ers are planning to get out by 2014 and hopefully it will be given a solemn funeral.

IZOD Center -- East Rutherford, NJ

Why it should go: The arena sports a ridiculous exterior that, if painted the appropriate color scheme, could easily be mistaken for an IKEA instead of a sports venue. The home of the New Jersey Nets before they left for Newark this year, the Izod Center's interior design (where everyone would be funneled into one massive, overstuffed concourse) stifled its public perception.

Bradley Center -- Milwaukee, WI (Milwaukee Bucks)

Year opened: 1988

Seating capacity: 18,717

Why it should go: Extra-cramped seating and insufficient renovations highlight (lowlight?) the aging home of the NBA's Bucks. Maybe all that could be ignored for an amazing atmosphere, but it's hideously metallic, sterile interior removes any sort of potential emotional connection.

Qualcomm Stadium -- San Diego, CA (San Diego Chargers)

Why it should go: Aside from being horribly generic, the home of the Chargers is severely limited because it was designed for both baseball and football. Qualcomm Stadium's lack of renovations (the last significant one was in 1998) made it fall far behind modern football venues, and now everyone involved wants out, fast.

Wrigley Field -- Chicago, IL (Chicago Cubs)

Year opened: 1914

Seating capacity: 42,157

Why it should go: It may have a lot of history (doesn't everything that's 97 years old?), but that doesn't offset the fact that it's been literally falling apart for years. You can't even hold a decent football game there. Cut out the wall ivy and iconic red sign and paste it on a stadium that won't drop a chunk of concrete on your head.

Reliant Astrodome -- Houston, TX

Why it should go: The world's first domed stadium has lost every last morsel of luster. No one is allowed to enter the dome now aside from maintenance personnel, due to numerous code violations. Every plan to convert it into something usable has been shot down. Sadly, the space would be much better served as a parking lot for adjacent home of the Houston Texans, Reliant Stadium.

Fenway Park -- Boston, MA (Boston Red Sox)

Why it should go: It's been a century Boston. Time to let go of the sardine box-sized park. Fenway has more oddly nicknamed areas (The Triangle, Pesky's Pole, Green Monster, Williamsburg...) than any ballpark that's ever existed, which is a testament to its long history. Aren't most of the old memories there bad ones anyway?

Nassau Coliseum -- Uniondale, NY (New York Islanders)

Why it should go: The Coliseum has the lowest seating capacity and is the second-oldest arena in the NHL. Simply put, it's old, run-down, and horrible to watch anything in. Isles owner Charles Wang has been trying to renovate the area through his Lighthouse Project, but there's been no progress at all.

Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome - Minneapolis, MN (Minnesota Vikings)

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Year opened: 1982

Seating capacity: 64,111

Why it should go: The family of the former Vice President probably wishes they would take his name off this ugly marshmellow. Who could forget the collapse of the Metrodome's roof in December, forcing the Vikings out into the cold? Fortunately the Twins got out in time, having moved to Target Field in the off-season. They ended up postponing fewer home games last year in their 81-game schedule (1) than the Vikings did in 8 games (3).