10 Ways to Kill Bin Laden: High on that list is send a 50-year-old nutjob with kidney issues armed with a pistol, sword and night-vision goggles over the Afghani border to go look cave-by-cave for him, I’m certain. 7 p.m., History

Rescue Me: Last we saw him, Tommy had been shot by his Uncle Teddy. Will he bleed out? (No, probably not.) Season premiere. 9 p.m., FX

Louie: The hilarious and dangerous Louis CK’s meets the dangerous FX channel. If Sunny is any indication, it should be a match made in heaven. Let’s just hope that it’s a better show than Lucky Louie, because, boo. OH! And a word of caution: if the only thing of Louis CK’s that you’ve seen is “Everything’s Amazing, Nobody’s Happy,” know that he can be considerably less … aspirational than that. Series premiere. 10 p.m., FX