Joke submission

There's this girl and boy playing together in a sandbox.
The boy tells the girl that he will show her his if she shows him hers.
With that, the girl accepts the offer. She tells the boy to go first.
So he pulls down his pants and proudly shows himself off.
The girl, seeming quite unimpressed, then pulls her pants down and exclaims,
"That's nothing, I have one of these! And with one of these, I can
get all of those I want."
"We must nurture the child within us."-Bob Earll
Andy Moore