You know how every year, leading up to New Year's Eve, we're treated to the same barrage of ads about Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve and an even greater bombardment of jokes about how he's been hosting these shows since the Stone Age.

Dick Clark's Rockin New Year's Eve with Ryan Seacrest (ABC, Saturday) - I know this is where I'm supposed to make some lazy, hacky joke about how Dick Clark had a stroke years ago and is still doing the show, but I have no interest in doing that.