Big news this week as rumors are swirling that Minka Kelly, named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by Esquire in 2010, apparently has an ex-boyfriend shopping around a “semi-professional” sex tape. This is big news, apparently, as Minka Kelly is, well, really really really good looking (hope you get the reference), but also big news because there’s a slight chance that Kelly is underage in the film. People are citing two songs off of a 1998 Brandy album playing, because no one has ever played old music while having sex before. In fact, if you’ve ever had sex to Barry Manilow or, my personal favorite, Bieber, it was definitely directly after you waited all night and day to purchase the album the day it came out, returned from FYE, unwrapped that CD and put it in your stereo to have sex. Nope. Everyone has sex to songs that just came out.

Also of note is the fact that there is – according to rumor – a Carly Rae Jepsen porn sex tape floating around the internet of the 26-year old singer, well, not singing into a microphone. But C’mon, CGP ain’t that dumb! It’s a video of pornstar “Destiny Benedict” who, in her defense, looks a little bit like our girl Carly. Don’t trust us? Google it. It’s not hard to find porn on the internet. I wonder how many porn stars have waited for their doppleganger gets famous and then…milked the publicity?