Monthly Archives: June 2011

If I could be the president, I’d drop the dull veneer. I’d govern in my underwear While belching Miller beer. From heads of state I’d take the piss. There’s not a group I wouldn’t diss. I’d tell the Congress they could kiss My presidential rear! I’d have a hot young intern chick. I’d call her [...]

A great politician needs smarts and ambition Combined with a friendly demeanor. In his statesmanlike fashion he’ll always show passion, But never his Anthony Weiner! If he’s married, it’s cheating to go around tweeting His junk to some bimbo or vixen. For the sake of the nation, he’ll shun the temptation To whip out his [...]