Seriously, Heidi Klum & Seal. What in The Hell?

Every Halloween Heidi Klum throws a lavish party where she inevitably shows up in the most elaborate costume known to man, making everyone else look like cheap assholes. And this year was no exception. Only this time around she roped Seal into what I almost want to say constitutes slavery if it weren’t for all the gratuitous boob-grabbing going on. I don’t remember the Silver Surfer groping a lot of yams in the comics, but then again it does get lonely in space. On that note, I can’t even imagine what kind of freaky role-playing these two get into:

SEAL: Is this Lunar Gate prepared for the Starchild’s entry, Celestra, Queen of Alphalon 7?
HEIDI: Goddammit, Seal, it’s a Lunar Portal. Portal. And only nobility can address me as Celestra. You’re just a space janitor, we went over this.
SEAL: And I’m gonna go pleasure myself in the bathroom now.
HEIDI: Oh, that’s real romantic. — Will you at least pretend you’re Ganesh in there?
SEAL: How ’bout just Batman?
HEIDI: Eh. I’ll see what’s on TV.

Those are pretty f-in cool costumes!! And Fish, thats some hysterical shit! See, those witty dialogue’s is why I love your site. Now if I could only convince you STOP posting about Kim Kardashaskank, I would come find you ( I know you live in PA too), and have steamy, possibly funny, sex with you. And yes, Im hot. It would be fun until you dumped me for Blake Lively, which would then free me up for Gerard Butler. And then all would be right in the universe. ;)

Gotta Say for halloween costumes her’s is amazing. His isn’t bad either. People are going to diss them for this but Halloween is all about dressing up, being goofy, and having fun. Good for them to let loose and get into the spirit of things!!! If I had the money I’d spend lavishly on halloween costumes too.