What was No1 on the day you were born?

TUMJ - embarrassingly I do remember Nutrocker, it was a hideous boogie piano version of an excerpt from Nutcracker, and on the B side was their even worse Flight of the Bumblebee. It was on the pub jukebox where I used to drink in the 80s (Red Lion in York since you ask). Guaranteed to cause loud groans and occasional missiles when played, so obviously a favourite!