10. That's an excellent suggestion!

"As a Catholic woman, I take reproductive health seriously, and today, it is under attack. This year alone, more than a dozen states have passed more than 40 restrictions on women’s access to reproductive health care. That’s not the kind of future I want for my daughters or your daughters. Now isn’t the time to roll back the rights we were winning when my father was president. Now is the time to move this country forward." - Caroline Kennedy at the Democratic National Convention.

19. They don't make them anymore like your mom and my Aunt Carmel.

WannaBe (my daughter) went to parochial school, but my parents couldn't afford it for me and my brothers. Instead, we took the CCD bus every Thursday afternoon to our church for the last two hours of classes. The Protestant kids were so jealous.

33. He must also be male and become a Bishop before becoming Pope.

Only cardinals under the age of 80 can vote in the conclave; older cardinals do not enter the Sistine Chapel. In theory, any baptized male Catholic can be elected pope, but current church law says he must become a bishop before taking office; since the 15th century, the electors always have chosen a fellow cardinal.