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Seriously, don’t let the commenters from the “Meg says goddamn” commentroversy thread see this or there will be h-e-double-hockey-sticks to pay. (also, don’t let the icanhascheezburger regular commenters see it or ‘ll never be able to understand these comment threads again. )

lolz. ;)

Happy Fuzzy New Year’s everyone, with many cold noses and warm snorgles to come.

18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all pr3ggerz from Teh Forse.19 Joseph was liek “I has virjn – NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur”.

This brings to mind the hilarious lolcat version of T.S. Eliot’s The Wasteland. http://www.corprew.org/content/lolcat-wasteland/ . It gets tedious after a couple stanzas, but I just love the idea behind the enterprise. Oh, how I wish there were crude lolcat versions of all great works of literature.

To KHA (and nuffs of EVERY religious stripe), some of us revere Ceiling Cat, while others answer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and others still acknowledge nothing more divine than a perfectly fluffy puppy. To quote the late, great Dr. Bronner (he of the excellent organic soap), “ALL ONE!”

OK, I’m not a nuffer 99% of the time. And I don’t think I’m going to nuff now – because I have “my bible” and this is just supposed to be silly and funny. I doubt seriously that God will strike anyone down because they thought this is funny – because after all – didn’t HE instill us all with imagination?

Thank you for posting this! Tewtelly hilarious, made my day, but more than just the usual laugh out loud humor I come here for, thank you for not caring about what the crazies are going to say in retaliation! As someone who was raised extremely religiously I’ve always loved religious humor because it lightens up what so many people take much too seriously. Religious humor + LOL cat humor just takes it over the top.

Are you people just seeing the LOLcat bible now? I’ve been showing it in my classroom for months! Check out Job something something: Ceiling cat gives and ceiling cat takes away. I will still follow the ceiling cat (or words to that effect). There’s a different highlight verse posted each day.

While I might not find this funny, I do find people whingeing about what other people do on teh internets right amusing. It’s also good to see that people can have a sense of humor about their religion.

Ah, I expected far more in the way of commentroversy… but the day is young! Almost disappointing, really – not too much in the way of nuffing and creative retorts. Maybe all the hardcore self-righteous but misguideds really did take their balls and go home after the “goddamn” commentroversy (which I just revisited last night and voted for in the poll!).

I haven’t read the whole thing yet, but again, the day is young. How fun and how infinite are the possibilities of the imagination! If there is a supreme being responsible, well kudos to him/her for supplying tons of that as well! And kudos to you, Meg, for posting it. (And I do mean the yummy snack food!)

Wow! Much better than “Good News for the Modern Man” version. Makes more sense to me. Also, what kind of deity would send someone to hell for having humor AND who would want to worship said deity. Not me. Nuffers: don’t even bother to threaten me with hell, I don’t believe in it. However,I do believe in evil and you folks are the personification of evil. Holier than thou and just plain evil.

I discovered this a couple of weeks ago and spent a saturday reading it…Revelations is great, you should check it out. You get used to reading the lolcatspeak. There are many moments of genius in the lolcat bible! I especially like it that Ceiling Cat sits with seven kittehs by his throne.

All good comments, but I like silent meow’s the best. What a joyful and sweet thing this is to read. Nothing mean spirited, nothing but silly fun. I believe everyone’s higher being wants us to smile and take a break from the harsh realities every now and then. Peace.

Maybe it should go more like this:
Accept Jesus as your
purr-sonal sayver so you can go to be with Ceiling Cat and lots of kittehs with white gowns and wings, and all the kitteh treats and tuna you can eat. And, you can avoid an eternity in the burning stinky litter box.

This comment is for the masses.
The cat has been seen its share of being revered to being an object of evil.
I have broached the subject to the Christians, who think that, they will not cry over the loss of a cat. Let alone any animal.
It is all about the people…you will go to Heaven. What about the animals?
I leave this comment to the naysayers.

18I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. 19And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

You guys sell your own holy book for a bit of “silly fun”. Don’t you have anything else to laugh about? Do you even know how many people died defending what they believe in – for you it’s just a bit of silly fun to make a mockery about it.

Silent Meow, you actually have the audacity to say God will laugh his head off”. I mean think about it, you are saying that God has a head – no blasphemy there aye?

zxc: Then many early Christians who translated the original Hebrew and Greek of the Old and New Testaments are now burning in hell? And those who translated it to English, German, Spanish, French, Italian, etc, etc? Because words get lost and altered in translation. Not to mention entire valid chunks cast aside when the Bible itself was being put together in the 4th and 5th centuries and labeled as ‘wrong’. Catch a grip.

KHA: Mellow out and smoke a banana peel or something. Christians have been mocking themselves for a while now and no one has been struck down by lightening. And we can only percive and describe the divine by our own limitations, we have a head, it states in Genesis that we were made in ‘their’ image (generally interpretated as God and his angels), so therefore it’s perfectly logical to assume that God does have a head. And frankly, I think God’s been bouncing between laughing at us and crying over our mass misuse and misinterpretation of what he’s been trying to get across from us for who knows how long. God told us to spread the word, not kill those who chose not to listen, which has happened more times than the average historian can count on both hands and feet.