Dmitri> Send her a scroll of cure minor wounds, to heal her broken heart

Abominor wrote:

why not include a scroll of summon skeleton as well?

Ah! Both very good ideas.

Any aspiring spellcaster can benefit from a few good scrolls. These ones were just collecting dust anyway, since you know both spells by heart.

Still, weak scrolls are not a very substantial goodwill offering on their own. You should probably send her something else as well.

masonthekiller wrote:

Also, send her a human heart. Hallow it out and fill it with candy. Bitches love hearts and candy.

Language, sir!

Nevertheless, you have heard that women appreciate hearts filled with chocolates…

Then again, you don’t actually have any human hearts available. Most people don’t know this, but intact human hearts are notoriously difficult to extract. It’s nothing at all like these dremora hearts, which you can just sort of pop out with a spoon.

Giving her a dremora heart might send the wrong message. You’re not entirely sure what message it would send, but it would probably be the wrong one.

IronSaber48649 wrote:

Dmitri: Send her some gold and that mortar and pestle. Alchemy is also very useful to all wizards.

Thoughtful, but sadly not an option.

This is the only mortar you have, and you use it on a regular basis. These days it’s not like a necromancer can just swing by the Mages Guild to get new alchemy equipment.

somebodystrange wrote:

Dimitri: send her one of your cats, girls love cats right? And since she’s a cat she should like it even more shouldn’t she?

What? No! You refuse!

While you don’t doubt the khajiit’s responsibility as a pet owner, you are planning to ask Baeralorn to deliver this letter for you. You’ve seen how that elf treats his pet rats, and you expect he would act no differently toward one of your kittens. He probably doesn’t even know what cats eat.

All of the good will and scrolls in Cyrodiil couldn’t make up for your running off on her. The most responsible thing you could do is deliver the gifts to her in person. Then she would know you cared past confections.

Vidiotdragon

Possibly one of the more interesting necromancer’s I’ve seen.

PixelWizard

Send her some bonemeal. Every aspiring wizard could do with bonemeal, and you no doubt have a large surplus just lying around.

Dimitri: Exposit on this Baeralorn fellow. More specifically, exposit on how you hate him.

Once again, only posting a suggestion here for kicks and giggles. If I could get my forum account to work, I’d put it in the suggestion thread, but, well…

shawnreed343

Dmitri: Send her the Welkyn Stone to symbolize she lights up your life. Also realize you miss her. Begin to worry you might have feelings for her and don’t know her very well. Consider adding a P.S. to the letter that you would like to meet again sometime.

Sorry, I was wrong. Heart meat is not normally considered organ meat. The same way tongue isn’t a organ, it’s just a muscle. hxxp://www.aplaceforpaws.com/blog/2010/08/what-exactly-constitutes-organ-meat

Kazerad

Hahaha yess, I love when I accidentally give good advice.

Not that anyone was choosing their kitten-care methods based on the suggestions of a fictional necromancer.

cake

…oops.

Malefactor

Fuck off! You know how long it took me to collect these fucking dremora hearts?!

Gradamit

Dmitri: remember cats names and personalities

FreeGlass

Wait, aren’t those kittens too young for Deadra Heart? I mean, it’s okay if you soften it for those older than 4 weeks, but…
…
…Fuck. Paternal instincts.

Tormuse

“Giving her a dremora heart might send the wrong message. You’re not entirely sure what message it would send, but it would probably be the wrong one.“

Made me chuckle. 😀 He may be a bit socially awkward, but at least he has *some* awareness. 🙂

PersonPerson

Well I certainly like the path this is taking, with him having such a nice side.

SotiCoto

He needs to send her TWO of each of the scrolls.

That way she can duplicate whatever items she wants and get pretty much infinite monies. =3