Who Would Win in a Fight: Jesus, Muhammad, Ganesh, or Buddha?

People spend a fortune to see average humans beat the living crap out of each other. Think about how entertaining it would be to watch gods duke it out to the death. If we put Christ, the Prophet, Ganesh, and Buddah in steel cage, who would walk out...

Now, I'm not endorsing religious warfare here (is there any better sentence to introduce yourself with than that?), but when shit does kick off, history tells us it's very much the Christians and Muslims hogging all the horrifying, blood-soaked, civilization-ruining fun. I figured some of the other religions might be getting a little insecure about humanity thinking they're pussies for never jumping in on the action, so I thought I'd help them out by pitting our two hardened warriors against a couple of other religious figureheads.

London, who would win in a fight: Jesus, Muhammad, Ganesh or Buddha?

Migael, 26 (right) and Sylvia, 26.

Migael: Buddha.

Why? Because he’s a fatty. He could sit on them and squash all the life out, or just roll around on top of them and they wouldn't be able to fight back.

Who'd be the worst in a fight?Sylvia: Jesus. He looks really unhealthy and, y'know, he has a beard and stuff. People with beards normally can't fight that well. Oh, and he's nailed to a cross, which can't help.

Very good point.

Aine, 22: Jesus, hands down.

Why's that? Because he’s the only one of the lot I know anything about. He's pretty magical, which I think would help in a fight.

So he wouldn't use his fists, he'd just do a bunch of magic tricks? Yeah, I don’t think he’d be much of a fist fighter. He comes across as a bit physically weak. Magic would be his route to victory, I think.

So your theory is that Jesus was a magician? Maybe. A magician of his time.

Like Criss Angel. Yes, exactly like Criss Angel.

Craig, 36: Jesus.

Why Jesus? Because he’s got the beard.

That's funny. Someone else just said that the beard is a sign of being a shitty fighter. Well, they're wrong, aren't they? I think it’s important to have a good beard in a fight.

Why’s that? Leverage.

Muhammad had a beard, too. Yeah, I guess he'd be pretty good, too. I think Ganesh would be the worst. I have no real idea who he is, and if he hasn't permeated my consciousness, he’s obviously not a very strong religious figure. Therefore, he’d lose.