Alessandro: This is the story of a director and of his crew.voice off, Alessandro: The director is a man who dreams of cinema since he was a child.René Ferretti: Many of you have shared more than 15 years of projects with me. Now, a new phase opens up. There will be many other projects that we will make still together.Alfredo: Come on!Itala: Good!René Ferretti: But not this movie.Augusto Biascica: René, eh, I break your ass!

♫♫ background song, Elio e Le Storie Tese - Pensiero Stupesce ♫♫

Corinna Negri: Are you Biascica? Do you think I'm a bitch?Lorenzo: No, I'm not Biascica. But yes, I think you're a bitch.René Ferretti: I want Boris here!Stanis La Rochelle: The President of the Chamber of Deputies, Gianfranco Fini, I play it.René Ferretti: But Fini is not in my movie.Stanis La Rochelle: It's a mistake. Do you want to make a movie about Italy without Gianfranco Fini, Renato?René Ferretti: Action!Corinna Negri: Sorry René, I was not listening to you, is that the character has gone away.Stanis La Rochelle: I give you 10,000 euros if you make me a close-up.René Ferretti: And I move to the competitor.Diego Lopez: Eh, eh, what the fuck you say! Look, close your eyes. Here, now open them up. Here is the competitor!René Ferretti: Come on, come on, come on.Arianna Dell'Arti: Okay, but you're stupid.Alessandro: Why, what have I done?Arianna Dell'Arti: That is we, officially, are looking for an actor for the role "shit face"?René Ferretti: Good!Duccio Patanè: And so you come from this beatiful town where if one wanted to find some drugs of good quality would not have problems.Bolivian appearance: Well, you find something in Grottaferrata.René Ferretti: Stop!Sergio Vannucci: Let's make a nice project like Gomorrah. A great book, a great director and a movie that you understand and don't understand. I have not understood a shit! Ahahah!voice off: Boris. The movie. From April 1st in cinemas.audience: And who gives a shit!

Nando Martellone: Eehehhe!person from the audience: Play bucio de culo!audience: ♫ ♫ Bucio de culo, bucio de culo, bucio de culo, bucio de culo, bucio de culo! ♫ ♫Nando Martellone: Do you know the movie Matrix?audience: Yesssss!Nando Martellone: I make you understand, as Neo did, eh. Look, eh. The bullet fired from the bad guy arrived, a special bullet.Nando Martellone: Rallenty. First bullet... dodged.Nando Martellone: Second bullet... at one point the bullet approaches one millimeter from the face and he, just, I have studied it, just the exact words, the bullet arrives and he says: "Bu-cio de cu-lo!"audience: Ehhhhh!

voice off, Nando Martellone's dubber: What luck!René Ferretti: Mamma mia the shit that I have done!René Ferretti: But it's true!

♫♫ background song, Elio e Le Storie Tese - Pensiero Stupesce ♫♫

Diego Lopez: Has Calopresti looked for me? No? Better.Sergio Vannucci: And so we have thought...Diego Lopez: In this toilet Antonioni has urinated!Sergio Vannucci: Let's make a nice project like Gomorrah.René Ferretti: The photo of Garrone. This is in Cannes, is not it?Brusini: Yes, Cannes.Screenwriter Aprea: Or you make the movie as Michael Moore style. And you don't have anything as Michael Moore.René Ferretti: Have you done Gomorrah?Brusini: No, Gomorrah, has been produced by Fandango. I, have done, the photo.Massimo: I have been directed by Ronconi...René Ferretti: Eh!Massimo: I have been directed by Sorrentino...René Ferretti: Eh!Screenwriter Max: Not even the belly of Michael Moore, you have.Screenwriter Zachia: Not even the money.Massimo: And now I've struck it rich.Emilio Baranes: Do you know, no, about Paolo Virzì?René Ferretti: No, what happened?sceneggiatore mondano: Rulli, Petraglia... we call Amelio.René Ferretti: Good!Fabio Carli: Ahaha! Good.Emilio Baranes: What have I told you? He's very nice.Sergio Vannucci: We have shot 0 seconds on the first day, 0 seconds on the second day, I don't tell you anything, we are keeping the average of Nanni Moretti! Look at yourself a little!René Ferretti: I know, Sergio, I know.

Sergio Vannucci: Cinema is beautiful, isn't it?Duccio Patanè: Political poetic cinema.Augusto Biascica: Hey faggot!Lorenzo: Ahhh!Alessandro: Ahh!Augusto Biascica: Bucio de culo!Alessandro: Sorry, sorry.Arianna Dell'Arti: Oh well, but you're a stupid.Augusto Biascica: Ehh!Glauco Benetti: Popi popi.Diego Lopez: Genius!Sergio Vannucci: Hurrah for the cinema!Arianna: So Itala, I was telling you, that I recommend you the club sandwich of rabbit tuna with bacon and mustard mayonnaise.Itala: What the fuck Arianna, rabbit tuna!Arianna: It's very good.Itala: But do you really say?Arianna: But if you want tonight there are potatoes gnocchi...Itala: Ah!Arianna: With ragout of quails, blueberries and duck foie gras.Itala: Well... a carbonara, no?

Augusto Biascica: Hey. Hey! René! Oh!René Ferretti: Keep calm.Augusto Biascica: Ahahah!René Ferretti: How are you?Augusto Biascica: It says you are a shit.René Ferretti: But no, it's not true. Who has told you that?Augusto Biascica: I introduce you to my wife. DamianaRené Ferretti: My pleasure.Damiana: My pleasure, let's go come on.Augusto Biascica: Wait, wait a moment, oh, why you snort, oh. We are in crisis.René Ferretti: Ah, I'm sorry.Augusto Biascica: Eh. I introduce you to my children. You remember Arturo...René Ferretti: Of course, how are you?Augusto Biascica: She is the female daughter...René Ferretti: Sweet!Augusto Biascica: Move away. And he is the little guy,...René Ferretti: Oh, sweet.Augusto Biascica: ... Francesco Totti.René Ferretti: How...Augusto Biascica: Francesco Totti Biascica.René Ferretti: Ah...Augusto Biascica: Come on, touch him.René Ferretti: No, no, no. Best wishes.Augusto Biascica: Oh, you have seen, Polo Nord, is cool eh, it makes you laugh a lot.René Ferretti: Yes.Augusto Biascica: Have you seen when the bear farts in his face and melts all the ice and he says: Holy shit! Aahah!René Ferretti: Keep calm, Biascica.Augusto Biascica: When is that we make a good movie for the cinema?René Ferretti: Bye Biascica, I greet you. Gentlemen, madam, goodbye.Augusto Biascica: René! I can not believe it's all over.René Ferretti: Best wishes.Augusto Biascica: Poor man.Damiana: But poor man why, that has left you all in the middle of a road.

voice off: Cinema was waiting for them.Duccio Patanè: And so you come from this beatiful town where if one wanted to find some drugs of good quality would not have problems.Bolivian appearance: Well, you find something in Grottaferrata.René Ferretti: Stop!voice off: Boris. The movie. From April 1st in the cinemas.