Let's examine this first paragraph. Starting off with "I'm pretty awesome. Not cocky, just true" makes me think the exact opposite about you."Clingy crazies need not apply" sets off warning bells. The notion of labeling women as crazy sets my teeth on edge for many reasons, and chances are if all of your exes are crazy...well, the only common denominator is you.Finally, this may just be me speaking as a philosophy minor in college, but any time someone quotes Nietzsche, I start getting worried. In my opinion, only college freshmen are big Nietzsche fans, and college freshmen are fucking idiots.

Please note the text in red. I've found that if you're bragging about that, it's not true. At all. Though, with the way many guys seem to view female sexuality, perhaps lockpicking and the female orgasm are related in their minds?

Books: Too many to
list, I lean towards Nietzsche / Rand (but not in the crazy right-wing
way). Tucker Max-.... I really enjoy reading about the rules / reasoning
behind people and society, such as books on psychology and evolutionary theory
like Red Queen, Sperm Wars, Selfish Gene, etc.

Oy, Randians. Back to the whole fucking idiot college freshmen thing. Also, ugh, Tucker Max. Finally, people who believe in evolutionary psychology also set my teeth on edge, because they ignore so many more interesting things about human psychology, and also have a tendency to look at data and ignore everything that doesn't fit into their narrow-minded 1950s ideals. It's pretty frustrating.Anyway! Enjoy those short excerpts. Believe me, the entire profile is sheer comedy gold.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I assume he's trying to go for clever? But I really don't know what made him think this was. At least the people who make jokes about being robots/me being a robot are drawing from something in my profile.

Hello, and welcome to my OKC Hilarity blog, where I post the utterly ridiculous messages I get on this website. Sadly, some of the more epic ones have been lost in previous purges, but I still have plenty of material to get through. Such as....:

I'm still not entirely sure what "boomery" is. And I'm not sure I want to know what smashing actually involves, either...