I dunno, I was watching Videogamesawsome.com's Minecraft Valentines day webcast where ome dude handed the host a book to read on air. Turns out it was a poem written by the dude proposing to his offline girlfriend. That was pretty nerdy.

Seth'n'Spectrum:poughdrew: Dokushin: Now that is amazing. It's almost depressing -- how am I going to top that with my girl? I'm going to need a room full of suits and a thirty-minute powerpoint.

How about a patent application, written in the accurate vernacular of technical legalese, complete with fake check for the filing fee?

/or is your girl so hard up the check has to be real?//and made out to cash///and the memo for Tiffany's

If you're a D.C. undercritter, do the mocked up bill thing someone did for the fake build-a-death-star bill.

I think a full 20 page or so policy report with a nice glossy top sheet summary would be a little more representative of the area. Not a lot of people here work directly with bills, but lobbying is kind of a thing.\Or an ad in Jane's Defense Weekly.