Nine Essential Summer Dude Drinks Only two kinds of people drink summer cocktails with umbrellas and fruit in them: sorority girls and alcoholic clowns. The drinks listed here are refreshing and man-friendly.

Nine Most Obnoxious Habits Of Gym Rats Gyms are places where people feel free to abandon all forms of social propriety. Granted, we're all sweating, and grunting, and feeling the burn. But it wouldn't hurt to peruse this list and ask if yourself if you're on it.

Six Father's Day Recipes Sabotage your siblings plans to get the old man a boring tie or a bottle of some kind of brown alcohol by cooking him up a meal of his favorite food. These recipes are sufficiently masculine and simple enough for you to steal your brothers and sisters thunder.

Eleven Bill O'Reilly Remixes Bill O'Reilly is a legend, the fiery Fox News God of Unhinged, Opportunistic Rage. The best proof of his standing as a cultural icon of our time: these eleven remixes of the viral video of his angry nervous breakdown on the journalistic masterpiece Inside Edition. Check out the opera one.