Andrew McCutcheon Beats Jon Papelbon at Holiday Cuteness

Here’s Papelbon, a couple days ago, dressing up like a Christmas-themed dork. Fun! Makes you forget about the blown saves for two seconds.

But Romance > Comedy around Christmastime, and everything > that mustache, so here’s Pirates centerfielder and NL MVP Andrew McCutcheon winning Christmas on Ellen yesterday. Yes, he recorded a tribute video to his fiancee. And then proposed on national TV. Gentlemen of the universe, the bar has been set.