Because since Ronald Regan made all the cuts back in the 80's without churches, there's be no place to send the crazyassed people who believe in talking snakes, burning bushes, worldwide floods and other such obnoxious drivel.......

There's just not enough room in the asylum anymore.......

Without churches, where would we put all these nutters???

We put them in America.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.