I bet, if we had played together, Shane would have gone into a corner to be by himself and imagine lovely, sad things; I would have watched him go and cried; Adam would have told me to stop crying and hit me in the face with a shovel; and then you would have cried (sympathy tears, of course), before screaming and stealing Adam's shovel and then the two of you would have chased each other in bigger and bigger circles.

The playdate would have ended with you burning something and being dragged away by your mother, Adam being forced to apologize to me before being dragged away by his mother, me being dragged away by my mother (then going immediately to the dentist), and Shane, still in the corner, traumatized for life.

he's like gg allin's pupil. i don't know if he has anything on the internet anymore. i think the fbi shut him down. he's this big fat bald guy who dresses up like elvis and sings elvis songs at punk shows. usually he gets naked. he has the smallest dick in existence. one time i saw him take out a jar of used condoms and squeeze them out into his mouth. you know, then he usually pisses on people or whatever. have a nice day blake.