May 17, 2010

Crack Kills

The Global War On Carp is steadfast, upheld by our staunchest defenders of the Republic. The latest drug to hit the streams, Carp Crack, is an underhanded effort by the Republic to undermine the lines of the Rebel forces and cause decay from within. The Republic will utilize all means necessary, chemical or biological, to achieve our objectives.

We will stand strong and not relinquish our guard. We will endure the campaign through victory. We are the brave, the proud, the awesome, Brownliners.