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1) “That’s weird! Alex never hits!” Really? Because I know you gave him little boxing gloves for Christmas. 2) “Her teacher says Alabama is gifted!” Then it’s even more weird that you named her Alabama, isn’t it? 3) “Listen! Ashley … Continue reading →

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Penelope has written jokes for Joan Rivers for Fashion Police on E! and was a writer for two and a half years on the "Soup" spin off, "The Dish." As a stand up comic, Penelope Lombard has been seen on Comedy Central, NBC and in clubs and colleges throughout the country. She starred in the FX pilot "Filthy Liars" and has voiced characters for "King of the Hill."