Telltale's Dream "At the Inventory" Line-Up?

The characters in Poker Night appear to be relatively easy to get ahold of. Since Telltale owns the Sam & Max license, as well as being good friends with the Homestar Runner and Valve guys; with Penny Arcade... well I'm not sure of Penny Arcade's PRs but I would imagine they wouldn't be excruciatingly difficult.

So, seeing as the characters are within arm's length - what would your dream "At the Inventory" line-up be? If you could pick any four characters from all of a video-game history, with no obligations - giving them their exact voice, likeness and personality with no strings attached - who would you see duking it out At the Inventory?

I myself would probably get, say, Duke Nukem, Master Chief from Halo, Pacman (or some other relatively old-school character), and Lara Croft, or something. Some of the most iconic (or just plain stupid) characters in all of gaming, and milking every satire or parody you can out of them. Master Chief and Duke Nukem in particular, two very one-dimensional characters, I would love to see comically exploited for our amusement.

I'm not putting tons of effort in for a quick gag, so here's my rough image:

Max and Tycho are horrified that they'd be so inconsiderate as to run over the table.

Also, I think I should mention how "The Inventory" doesn't seem restricted to "real" video game characters, as licensed video games are apparently allowed. The Heavy is the only one of the four in Poker Night to actually originate from a video game.

Wow.. Did you get that from the Red-White-Blue color scheme? (or am I missing something else more obvious) I like Pepsi, but that's scary. Brainwash scary...

Pepsiboy is a troll who's repeatedly been asking for Mario, Sonic, the Raving Rabbids, Mickey Mouse, and all sorts of other ridiculous characters to appear in "porker night at the ivetory." (He's yet to call it by its actual name once.)