Tax rebate coming!

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a
$600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<st1:country-region w:st=" /><st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1lace>.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on">Mexico</st1:country-region>, <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Honduras</st1:country-region></st1lace>, and
<st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Guatemala</st1:country-region></st1lace>.

If we purchase a good car it will go to <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Japan</st1:country-region></st1lace>.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Taiwan</st1:country-region></st1lace> and none of it
will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes,beer,and Firearms, since these are the only products still produced
in the <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">US</st1:country-region></st1lace>.

Thank you for your help.

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Well, if you want to stick it in the eye of the .gov, then call a talk show and tell them you are going to spend it on weapons for when the economy falls.... that will get their attention if enough people do it.

Also, the money will stay in our economy....buy American...buy weapons!!