Mod Chorus: O for a reason to ban, that would make sense to
The brightest users in Communications,
where we have Comms for a stage, users to complain
And mods to run complaint interferance.
Then should the trolllike sock, like his owner,
Assume the mantel of king; and at in his topic,
Leash'd in like hounds, should the mods and quasi-mods
wince at his lack o' logic. But pardon, users all,
The time-unworthy thread that you look'd at
for amusement to stifle the boredom of Comms,
So great a forum: can this css hold
The vasty fields of your attention? or may we cram
Within this pale forum the very quality
That does affright the aura of olden days?
O, pardon! since a crooked user may
Attest that anceinty is over-rated,
And let us, witnesses to this great blasphemy,
On your Internet wrath work.
Suppose within the confines of the TOS,
Are confined your very urges on what to do,
Whose high upreared and rude guidelines
The perilous quality of Comms hangs.
Piece out our imperfections with your threads,
but, pray, be not redundant in your sluething,
And make everyone think you un-original.
Think when we talk of features that they are possible
and use them use them use them and until you break them
For 'tis these breakings that show Comms' true worth,
Carry your accomplishments high, but pray, no drama which may
Turn the accomplishment of many years
Into a mockery: for the which supply,
Admit me pessimist to your optimist,
that drama and troll-like behaviour,
truly demeans this place in which we play.
[Exit]

We don't tend to mention banned users in our Mod Squad Updates. If they have friends on the JC, we don't want to publically embarass them (unless they're serial trolls or something) and if they don't have friends here, we don't want to give them the attention they were no doubt craving when they initially trolled.

If you feel that we were unfair in any of our bannings, or if you ever hear disturbing rumors about our actions, don't hesitate to PM me about it to get the full story./>/>

Hey, that's funny stuff. I chuckled when I was writing it. And as a footnote, I believe everyone with moderator status and above should, at one time or another, be writing these. There is no designated writer for the updates. I saw it was Monday, it didn't look like one was started, so I wrote it.