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Funnies

Welcome to the funnies section of Liam's Cove! This is were I post jokes and other random, but funny things! Please enjoy these jokes responsibly, because you may die of laughter after reading this page!

Jokes:

Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Answer: Robin ate all his worms!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Answer: It was dead!

A plane crashed between Italy and France, were did they bury the survivors? Answer: You don't bury the survivors!

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing? Answer: An elephants shadow!

I am a doctor and I have bad news and worse news for you. The bad news is that you have 24 hours to live. The worse news is that I tried to call you yesterday to tell you that!

Yo Momma Jokes:
Yo momma's so stupid, she stared at da orange juice bottle because it said concentrate!

Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath

Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma

Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo momma's so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....

Yo momma's so poor, that when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what she was doin', and she said that she was movin'.