Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Gargantuan Greed!

Dear Greedy Mascot,

I noticed last week that one of your readers sent you an insane proposition. (Re. Chocolate No More!) Well, to say I was incensed by this correspondence would without doubt be the biggest understatement of the century! I mean really… asking you, the Greedy Mascot, to give up chocolate? Pure madness! And so, to counteract this absurdity, I created this…

Yes, that’s right, it’s a picture of what I imagine you to look like after having eaten all of the chocolates in the entire world! After all, surely that’s a much more likely scenario to occur than the prospect of you giving up those deliciously tasty and tempting treats! Enjoy yourself!

Yours happily,Bernard Bloatkins. Aged 47.

Wow! Thanks Bernard! A picture of me having eaten all of the chocolates in the entire world! Now that has given me something to aim for!