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1.A cup holder garbage can, so you can properly dispose of your straw wrappers while you're piloting the ship.

7.A fire extinguisher in a can, in case a tailgating nightmare happens. Then you'll just have to actually pay for overpriced (but delicious) food inside the stadium.

OK for cars, RVs, trucks, and motorcycles. When you need it, just hold the can, pop the top, point, and spray. Certified for Class A and Class B fires with a spray time of 20 seconds and a range of 10–13 feet.

8.A set of six reusable grocery bags that'll help you stick to that resolution of actually using them instead of adding to the mountain of plastic grocery bags you've been rearing for the last 10 years.

9.An emergency weather radio, so you won't end up like Paul Sheldon while you're traveling to your winter writing retreat.

This handheld radio provides reliable access to emergency information thanks to an IC chip that helps deliver clear, crisp audio for all seven NOAA weather band channels and local AM/FM radio stations. It has a bright LED flashlight and LED alerts with rapid blinking, while a blue backlight LCD changes to red during weather alerts. It runs on 3 AAA batteries (not included).

17.A pack of post-workout wipes in case going to far-flung boutique exercises is your favorite — or you're just a sweaty person in general.

18.A seat gap filler — you know you haven't been able to stop thinking about them since you eyed 'em on Shark Tank.

19.A 5-in-1 emergency tool that moonlights as a keychain, so it'll be way easier to find than that hammer thing wedged in the back of your glove box because you (thankfully) haven't had to use it to cut off your seat belt.

22.A stick-on trash hoop as the perfect way to use all those plastic grocery bags underneath your kitchen sink and perhaps perfect your mini basketball skills.

23.A stain-removing pen, so your coworkers won't know that your "dentist appointment" was really you just sitting in the McDonald's parking lot blasting music and eating a sloppy, satisfying cheeseburger.