Some supernerd decided that buying a pre-made virtual girlfriend wasn’t good enough, so he made his own. Well, not fully. Miku Hatsune isn’t exactly an original creation, but a lovelorn guy’s gotta do what a lovelorn guy’s gotta do. Hey, at least she’s bigger than the desk-top version.

Make sure to watch to the very end, because you can’t have ultimate patheticness without a proper dose of ultimate creepiness.