Her eloquent prose, impeccable diction, and ability to effectively maintain use of capslock and other unconventional typography for the entire 648 page masterpiece without blinding herself... nearly convinced me that she truly had been visited by the HOLYSPIRIT and that I should immediately convert to Christianity, get married, and make priesthood children.

It would take 10 monkeys on 10 typewriters about 10 minutes to come up with such genius as those books. Some of these preachy people get so worked up that they end up looking like parodies of themselves.

Wow ... just, stinking wow. The utter flatulence of some self-involved, bovine-brained bible-blabbers simply goes beyond any reckoning. The Caps Lock business in the description is bad enough; I shudder to think how the book itself is typeset.

Pope Paul VI's Humanae Vitae was bad enough 40 years ago. Now we have to endure Rick Santorum's bullshit and literary reverse peristalsis like THIS???