RD1: Mike S vs 2xtreme

WELCOME to Round1 of the Where Do You Stand text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules :

CHECK INS ARE mandatory,

VERSES are due Friday, June 29th, 2007.

- Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
- Every verse must be at least 14-24 lines.
- EXTENSIONS will only be granted upon request.
- Battlers may up thread twice.
- No feeding, biting, or recycling.
- No picture battles UNLESS both competitors agree.
- No editing after opponent puts up verse.

first to step, words connect to disrespect this nervous wreck
and severe each of your limbs untill your Nerves be Wrecked
you should write Pain Music about your past to earn a check
and talk bout how ya moms left ya ass on the churches steps
this bastard wins ? go ask his friends they'll even laugh at him
i'll cause 'Mad Static', and make 2Xtremes hair Stand on Ends
it's deeper then that so keep it at rap, ima fight if i have to win
the uppercut is like making an Asian Joke, it'll 'Crack ya Chin'
and youll get stabbed with a pen, just for thinking to battle me
your a wack mc, and ima artist who writes scripts in a gallery
i'll fuck your girl untill her Breath Control is similar to a Fat mc
and your so Pussy ya verses should be in the Lipstick Gallery
to summarize this tournement, well we cant give credit to you
which means that theres atleast 19 people here better than you
shouldnt step to me dude, especially when i smoke grass alot
cause when im purple hazey, im crazy enough to Harass a Cop
i don't care if you at the block, have a glock, or be baggin rocks
your a Cartoon rapper and im bout to leave 'STATIC SHOCK'ed

Surprised I showed up? I'm here now follow my guidelines
Should've stuck to what you do best, that's watch from the sidelines
I rhyme like no other, the illest and sicker than cancer
Keep those wack raps where they belong, trapped in ya Jansport
You wack as Master P, there's no limit how I'll kill you
Start at the throat, and over what you wrote, blood spill through
I'll murder you, he's got the hunger but a thirst to lose
That verse the worst thing created, since the birth of YOU
Posted before me, thinking that I'ma get worried
I'm ranked first, you should've checked in wit a blank verse
My complex stretch to greater heights, this turf is my home
Mike Sullivan, a name as homo as Mike Jones...
Who? is the question when they ask who I sent to the bench
You defeated, we all see it, fall back and spit wit Wrench
I drop a topical, he's one of many to jump on my dick
Michael S? well call me Michael J, I'm 'bout to rape this white kid
I know I spit more lines than you, so it ain't fair to ya
Anyways, this cartoon rapper's 'bout to kill off this character
Take ya punishment as a man and like it
It's Jigga and Nas combined against this Jedi Mind Trick
We all know that ya suck, but good luck
Now go join the long line of pussies waitin' to get fucked........

I rhyme like no other, the illest and sicker than cancer
Keep those wack raps where they belong, trapped in ya Jansport
^ ehhhh

You wack as Master P, there's no limit how I'll kill you
Start at the throat, and over what you wrote, blood spill through
^ ehhhh

I'll murder you, he's got the hunger but a thirst to lose
That verse the worst thing created, since the birth of YOU
^ahaha nice... nice flow too

Posted before me, thinking that I'ma get worried
I'm ranked first, you should've checked in wit a blank verse
^ok punch, woulda been better but i didnt like the setup

My complex stretch to greater heights, this turf is my home
Mike Sullivan, a name as homo as Mike Jones...
^filler and alright punch... woulda been better with a better setup

Who? is the question when they ask who I sent to the bench
You defeated, we all see it, fall back and spit wit Wrench
^ahaha, bringin wrench into it

I drop a topical, he's one of many to jump on my dick
Michael S? well call me Michael J, I'm 'bout to rape this white kid
^ haha nice hit

I know I spit more lines than you, so it ain't fair to ya
Anyways, this cartoon rapper's 'bout to kill off this character
^ YOU FED OFF HIS VERSE WITH THIS =[

Take ya punishment as a man and like it
It's Jigga and Nas combined against this Jedi Mind Trick
^ naw, didnt like it

We all know that ya suck, but good luck
Now go join the long line of pussies waitin' to get fucked........
^ wow, really unworthy closer for the level of jokes you threw at him earlier

Ima vote > Mike... I duno if his verse made me laugh more but it made me laugh a lot harder... 2X had some jokes but I guess I didnt personally find them as funny as mikes... mikes fillers woulda been a lil less excuseable if 2X hadnt used a feed... both had nice opening lines and ehhh closing lines... liked mikes flow a lot better

this bastard wins ? go ask his friends they'll even laugh at him
i'll cause 'Mad Static', and make 2Xtremes hair Stand on Ends
it's deeper then that so keep it at rap, ima fight if i have to win
the uppercut is like making an Asian Joke, it'll 'Crack ya Chin'
i'll fuck your girl untill her Breath Control is similar to a Fat mc
and your so Pussy ya verses should be in the Lipstick Gallery
to summarize this tournement, well we cant give credit to you
which means that theres atleast 19 people here better than you
i don't care if you at the block, have a glock, or be baggin rocks
your a Cartoon rapper and im bout to leave 'STATIC SHOCK'ed

vs.

Surprised I showed up? I'm here now follow my guidelines
Should've stuck to what you do best, that's watch from the sidelines
I rhyme like no other, the illest and sicker than cancer
Keep those wack raps where they belong, trapped in ya Jansport
I'll murder you, he's got the hunger but a thirst to lose
That verse the worst thing created, since the birth of YOU

vote- mike.

i like dudes delivery and multi scheme, seemed fresh to me. enjoyable read.
static came good also, had a couple hard hitting punches but also alot of filler.
wtf is up with people and master p lines now n days?! lmao