We have 3 special judges for Dancing On Thin Ice.
First up is Ed Miliband. His score is 0 for both, as he is completely opposed to anything anyone else says.
Next is Janet Street Porter, who is totally incomprehensible, so her scores could easily have been 'Celery' and 'Pekinese'.
Finally, a former winner of Skating On Thin Ice, Tony Blair. He has offered to make William and Andrew joint winners if they can come up with the cash.

The show is hosted by Olympic Thin Ice Dancing champions, Silvio Berlusconi and a group of very young looking girls whom he claims are over 18, even though he's never met them before.