So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

Welcome to the reality of the majority of the world. I'm sorry, I wish I could do something..

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Octo Wrote: Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: So I'm stuck. Great.
I'm getting desperate.
I've been out of work for years and tragically, all my family is dead.
Living in a shack in MO. close to a place where I can get internet on my laptop.
My only possession aside from a coat, shirts and pants.

That's awful. May God have mercy.

(01-09-2016, 06:48 AM)Octo Wrote: Oh I absolutely have to start a separate thread about how the US wants to examine my external genitals as part of the preliminary application process that will cost me +2000 euros to become an American

Oh yes

Oh don't forget the chest x-ray. Not required for travel, they only want to irradiate you if you want to live there and were not born there.
That's great policy eh?
Oh, unless you sneak in from south of the border. It's okay then.