I am just an old gal, with some time on her hands, and loose thoughts from time to time... Wife, mother of 8, grandmother of 20 and great-grandmother of 15

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Men Logic...Women Logic

Men can watch TV thru their eyelids.They are not asleep, just resting theireyes.Don't believe me.. change the channel

Women watch TV as they go thruthe living room doing the laundry,or sitting reading a book, or anyother thing that needs to be done.

Men don't need directions. Theyjust go with how the sun is in thesky. It is a weakness that mandoesn't know where he is going.So he isn't about to ask.

Women will ask. But they alsoremember what store, gas stationand etc. were on each corner theyturn, so they can find their wayback.

Men know they can get from Ato B in any kind of weather. Ifthey have a 4 wheel drive.

Women know if they turn upthe volume on their radio'sthey won't slide off the radioand can drive anywhere.

Single men logic is, ifyou turn your underwearinside out, you get anextra 2 days out of them.

Women want herfamily to change theirunderwear everyday.In case they endup in the hospital.

Men give directions toa man, by where there wasa special car in the yard.

Women give directions bywhere there was a yardsale and what they wereselling.

One of the most bafflingthing about men,to me is......The King will fall asleepin his chair while watchingTV, with the sound at it'susual full bore. Sleep up toan hour or two. Oh, I forgotthis is resting his eyes. Seeabove.But when he goes to bed, hewill turn on the TV, set the offbutton for 60 minutes. Fallsasleep. Sleep thru the volumethat is medium, that he set.I come in 90 minutes later.I turn on the TV and set thevolume half of what he had.And then he wakes, and says...Do you really need the TV on?I can't sleep with it on.One answer was thelight from the tv... but it isthe same light that hefell asleep with..

I AGREES WITH TONI ABOUT THE "GUY THING".I THINK RAY JUST USES THE TV FOR A NIGHT NIGHT. SAME WITH THE CHANNEL CHANGER THING. FOR A SMART MAN HE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE SLOWEST READERS IN THE WORLD.... IT TAKES HIM FOREVER TO READ GUIDE AND THE INFO ON THE TV SCREEN......MEN!!!!!!!!!!!.I THINK HE'S JUST TRYING MY PATIENCE HEH HEH HEH...LOVE,MAUREENPS.. I ADDED SOMETHING TO SHELLEY'S PAGE AND HOPEFULLY WILL ADD NEW PICTURES OF HER GRANDBABIES SOON TOO. ALSO I HAVE A GREAT PIC OF YOU AT THANKSGIVING. I'LL SEND YOU ONE...

You are right, gals... and I wouldn't want to change them... just sometimes I like to understand their thinking. I know Men are from Mars, Women are from Vensus... Thanks, Maureen, I will look forward to the pictures.