Okay.. I've just got an... uh.. INTERESTINGLY funny.. thoughts going through my head right now.
Now.. Imagine ordinary items, or people around you.. And then let your imagination go crazy abit, and give them a 'Noble Phantasm ' power/ability...

Within just afew minutes, and looking around my room and outside the window... I've think up of the followings.

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~"Tweezer of the River Styx"
The tweezer that was once used by Death as he ferried souls to the underword. This was of course, BEFORE, his face became that piece of skull like it is now... No longer needed to pull hair out of his eyebrows and armpits (ewwww)... This tweezer was tossed overboard. When used as a weapon, every single hair pulled from the enemy will cause him/her to drain 5 years of their lifetime. Making this tweezer a very poisonous weapon. Legend also has it that the hair that has been pulled out shall NEVER grow back.

~Servent identity "Traffic Guard" "Infinite Hand Signals"
An unknown servent whose real identity is also unknown.. LOL... But dons a yellow jacket that can easilly be seen miles away. In alternate Holy Grail Wars, he has a unique fighting style that confuses the opponent with a dance-like movements. Confusing them...
His Noble Phantasm is "Infinite Hand Signals", a Reality Marble which would transport his enemy into a world of zebra-crossings and street junctions, with infinite "STOP" signs shoved into the ground. When should the enemy fail to follow his command signals and rules of traffic, the emeny will most likely sustain great damage...

~"The dagger of assured victory - 2B'V'"
A legendary weapon that was suppossedly created by Merlin. It's role as a weapon is limited to only really really really short range. However its true power lies in its ability to assure the owner's victory in ANYTHING that should be written or shaded. Making it the ULTIMATE weapon during times of negotiations.
Although nowadays, the 2B'V' is considered a lost artefact. And millions of its copy has been produced by different 'companies'. All of them sharing the same classification of '2B pencil's... These fake copies were then sold to unsuspecting humans as a way to get back money losses from magus attempting to recreate the legendary 2B'V'...

~"Crimson undies of the Man of Steel"
A noble phantasm whose power could even rival Excalibur's seath. It gives the user the power of flight, super strength, super speed, super sensers and an almost bulletproof body. Its setback is that it MUST be worn outside, can never be removed/washed or its powers will fade.
HOWEVER when confronting someone who wields Kryptonite, the wearer's... umm... frontal asset... shall rapidly shrink in size (with PAIN), due to the geas of a faerie blacksmith while making this magical weapon.

A reality marble that allows your cellhpone to reach the maximum network capacity it can get and can hack the subscrivber station to have an ultimate balance in your cellphone and can send a milliion tons of calls and texts withn just a click. any people who dont use cellhpone and feel about it will instantly muted.

Asura Strike.

A technique past down by the monks which concentrates all your mana and energy into your fist and brings a devastating damage or insant kill into an opponent by punching him with a full force of your strenght together with the release of mana towards the enemy until it shreds to pieces.

Infinity Knowledge - Hate Machine, P-chan
Support type Noble Phantasm weilded by Lunar Princess Kaguya. Device is used to gather all kind of useful and not so useful knowledge and porn. It's spezial ability called "E-bay" can summon nearly any kind of Item in about a week or two.
very useful!

Anon of /jp/ wrote:Infinity Knowledge - Hate Machine, P-chanSupport type Noble Phantasm weilded by Lunar Princess Kaguya. Device is used to gather all kind of useful and not so useful knowledge and porn. It's spezial ability called "E-bay" can summon nearly any kind of Item in about a week or two.very useful!

Anon of /jp/ wrote:Infinity Knowledge - Hate Machine, P-chanSupport type Noble Phantasm weilded by Lunar Princess Kaguya. Device is used to gather all kind of useful and not so useful knowledge and porn. It's spezial ability called "E-bay" can summon nearly any kind of Item in about a week or two.very useful!

"I am the source of my game.
Code is my body, and electricity is my blood.
I have created over a thousand games.
Unknown to deletion.
Nor known to release.
Have withstood time to create many games.
Yet, those drives will never hold anything.
So as I type, "Unlimited game Works."

the ability to stop time.
this mighty clock/power cell combo will stop everything except the holder. However it will happen in the least expected time, at the least suitable situation and will be usable only once, to resume time go to your local swatch retailer and ask for a new cell.

"We want a game that's going to chop us the second we screw around, or just flatten us at its whim... until we finally beat it. They demand more of us, and we rise to the occasion because we're that good. And that feels good. And that's why we game."Rus McLaughlin, IGN

I will create a utopia down here on earth. A peaceful and prosperous one. A sanctuary for those that are alive, and yet, in turmoil. I might not be able to accomplish this during my lifetime. But, the first step will have been taken by me. God will most likely approve of me deeds, and try to take me to heaven. And than, I will say to him, "I do not require the land above, nor your approval. Our utopia is down upon earth."

Noble Phantasm - Zombination (Kinda like Berserker)You will not die even if you suffer fatal injuries or even your head was cut off but at the price of your brain ( cannot function properly)

"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

* The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
* This note will not take effect unless the writer has the subject's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
* If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the subject's name, it will happen.
* If the cause of death is not specified, the subject will simply die of a heart attack.
* After writing the cause of death, the details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds (400 seconds).

Wait... somebody already stole my idea... ugh

How about the Pen that kills XD whoever's name you write with the pen dies

Hmm...
"Thus Spake the Lord"
The noble phantasm of the caster known only as Gideon, this black book bearing his name contains all the secrets to life, death and the great beyond. Upon activation the bearer can invoke God's wisdom and learn the secret to gain success and happiness out of their current situation, no matter how bleak. If this phantasm is ever lost, a new one will be delivered to your hotel room immediately.

"Not Your Personal Army, Internet Hate Machine"
Summons in its entirety the mass of individuals known only as 'Anonymous'. Upon summoning, you have a limited time to motivate them, memes tend to be most successful. If successful, Anon's then disappear into the crowd and acts upon the command, before individually tracking down the designated target. Anon then proceeds to tear down all the illusions that make up a persons life such as their happiness, their job, their family, and that the cake is a lie, until with a final command of "NO U" the target is then forced to either become An Hero, or else join the ranks of the Anonymous Legion.
If the motivator fails, then Anon will instead turn against the user, with much the same result. A high charisma improves the chances of success.

"Curse of Ring, Seven Days"

The Noble Phantasm of the Caster Sadako. An ubiquitous video-tape is summoned in the possession of an enemy, and repeatedly done so until they watch it. The watcher then has seven days to make a copy of the video, or it summons Sadako to their location after destroying all their defenses. Upon summoning, all Sadako's abilities go up two ranks until the target is dead.
Although Sadako's abilities are initially weak, for every copy that is made of her curse her powers increase.

"Final Warning, I know Mortal Kombat"
The noble phantasm usable of anyone who was a fanboy in their life, and has seen over a thousand hours of anime/video-game combat. This allows the user to emulate any powers, abilities, techniques or style s/he has observed in life, or as a Servant, however any ability emulated goes known one rank.

AvatarofRage wrote:"Final Warning, I know Mortal Kombat"The noble phantasm usable of anyone who was a fanboy in their life, and has seen over a thousand hours of anime/video-game combat. This allows the user to emulate any powers, abilities, techniques or style s/he has observed in life, or as a Servant, however any ability emulated goes known one rank.

Hmm , if you watched before FSN would you get the ability of the Holy Grail as well?

"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

AvatarofRage wrote:"Final Warning, I know Mortal Kombat"The noble phantasm usable of anyone who was a fanboy in their life, and has seen over a thousand hours of anime/video-game combat. This allows the user to emulate any powers, abilities, techniques or style s/he has observed in life, or as a Servant, however any ability emulated goes known one rank.

Hmm , if you watched before FSN would you get the ability of the Holy Grail as well?

Hmm...probably not, I'm going to rule out anything that isn't humanoid, and any abilities that require an artifact to use

Omg , imagine 1000 Sabers (Arthuria) for you , yourself only and she will do what ever you want , OMG

"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."