For a serious answer, he used to write for the Daily and is a sports writer in Dallas now. Tiny anecdote, we were on the same floor freshman year and now he is the best Michigan twitter troll out there, #7Doug.

The luck Michigan has had with 5 Star RBs is quite painful indeed. Grady became a fullback after breaking world records with his DUI BAC. Green played poor completion in high school and came in hilariously overweight. Green was a big back who was the furthest thing from a power back. Isaac was a decent rotational back in 16 and 17 but in a RB class that had him, Zeke and Henry, he really left a lot to be desired. Walker just couldn’t get it all together.

Good for Kareem! Kid tried his best here, and it didn't work out. He was good around the team and apparently worked hard, it just wasn't the right place for him. I hope he hits it big down there, I'll be watching...