The UK has been so taken aback that something actually interesting happened during their elections that they have been shocked into asking their 13 year-old sons for an interesting angle on the Clegg-Cameron government:

What Dave and Nick Really said to each other on the steps of No 10 Downing Street

Cameron: God, but I love you . . .
Clegg: It is the love that dare not speak its name.
Cameron: To hell with what anyone may think, I want the whole world to know I would gladly melt into your arms for ever.
Clegg: Say you'll never leave me.
Cameron: I'm yours and yours alone. At least for a couple of months.