Upon closer inspection, he saw these pieces of paper were actually missing persons signs. Right there in the middle of the woods.

Not only that, but the missing persons signs were for all different women....

From all different states.

He was justifiably weirded out, and he made a video chronicling his fear and confusion.

Tiny piece of advice, though: If you're making a video about finding missing persons signs for a bunch of different women in the middle of the woods, maybe don't poke the missing persons signs with your terrifying, animal-gutting, black blade.