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After helping to pave the way for the old school metal revival, RUMPELSTILTSKIN GRINDER does more than just rehash thrash on 'Living For Death, Destroying The Rest;' rather, the band's sophomore release transcends mere nostalgia as it ushers Speed Metal, kicking and screaming, into the new millennium at last.

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Rumpelstiltskin GrinderPhiladelphia, Pennsylvania

There is a secret underground crime syndicate called RUMPELSTILTSKIN GRINDER (Society RsG) that has been running shit for
eons. They are not the mob; they are bigger than the mob. No one knows who heads this lethal organization. The only visible entities of this secret society are the criminal thrash band RUMPELSTILTSKIN GRINDER and members of the Orange and Black Attack....more

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From an unseen crypt in an untold realm
The land that is hidden from our enemies
An ultimate force in a buried tomb
A power that shatters your soul

The weapon that only the chosen can wield
The leader and thievery master
It has taken a lifetime to reveal the power

You can't escape from this terror
The master he wields a skull
All powerful and horrible a fireball
The ultimate attacking force it will be thrown
Invincible it's the final strike release the skull

The one undefeatable weapon
The most prized possession
Of the burglaring knife-wielding thieves
A skull a symbol of prestige
A treasure that is taken from the head
Of a demonic fiend
The weapon has never been needed
For our enemies all cower and kneel
But one day a naive opposition will have to be blasted
Into oblivion bastards

Our daggers will cut you, unless you bang your fucking head

With deceivery and daggers, the thieves will kill
Nothing defeats the skull

The demon king has given the skull as a reward
Granting us power with his cranium of horns
Only one can wield and the prince his son
Our leader soul stealer lone possessor of the command

Our unlimited power is fueled by a vortex of souls in hell
And it grows from the spirits of the foes of the thievery clan
If you want to become another stiff a vessel
That's drained of its life
Step into the realm of the grim only to cower

You can't escape from this terror
The master he wields a skull
All powerful and horrible a fireball
The ultimate attacking force it will be thrown
Invincible it's the final strike release the skull

Track Name: Graveyard Vandalization

Smash them all
You will be killed more after you're fucking dead
You try to take what's mine nail gun rips through your head
But that is not the end overkill is coming fast
For the mistake you made I pay a visit to your grave

Now it's time to desecrate spreading unholy hate
Skeletons exhumed and raped vaseline so we don't chafe
You will be skull fucked, then you will be sodomized
So we enact revenge 'cause it's not over when you die

Sex with the skeletons taking the rancid meat
Rubbing into our eyes this is where putrid lies
You would be retching if you had the slightest clue
What will happen to your corpse after you're dead and turning blue

This is the way get back at your enemies
Dig up their graves rip out their bones
Grind them to pieces smoke the dust
This is the graveyard vandalization
Break down the gate storm through the cemetery
Make a mockery of their graves
Smoke their spirits and souls
Tombstone desecration vandalization

Break them we vandalize, smash them unholy eyes
Dig up the exhumation, desecrate the holy ground
Break out the mortar, pulverize decayed remains
Roll up into a joint, inhale into our brains

Track Name: Brainwasher c.1655

Century 17, It was a meek yet morbid scene
The devil some ghouls and zombie fiends
They needed some props in this century
Lets go

Set the time for 1655
It's a dangerous trip let's hope we survive
Let's go to a time that needs a kick in the ass
And rearrange their minds to make them feel alive

If they frown upon the devil we can change their mind
We can use the brainwash to make them one of our kind
Our elixir never fails and it won't this time
Brainwash a clean slate for everyones mind

Streets of the Vatican our target in mind
Our elixir will be used to sway Jesus Kind
We'll take down the Christians in the center of their heart
Pull out all their roots and make them come apart

With satanic science we meddle and toil
We can raise some hell and make some turmoil
Before anyone will realize the gloom
Christianity's finished and Jesus Christ is doomed

Repeat * x2

This is your message so remember it
Praise and hail Satan get wasted as shit

Worship yourselves
Worship yourselves
Worship yourselves

Track Name: Fiends In the Mountain, Ghouls In the Valley

Poisoning their supply, with dust from ancient times
We'll wash away their minds
Prepare the soldier for military
Bring down the righteous blow,
Faces wrecked mother fuckers get owned
Bone will break and blood will splatter
Time to drop the fucking hammer

Enraged and bloodshot, like a pulsing unit they get madder
They will hit the bottom of the ladder
And I would say these fiends are bloodthirsty
Brutality, mayhem, no respect
Carnage of battle several faces wrecked
Bludgeoned and stomped like scum
Armed with guns, just ghouls and brutal anarchy

These soldiers have been poisoned into fiends
Pit them against the ghouls, sent into a killing frenzy
Ripped apart rip the poison from their veins
Even though they were your peers
Tear apart their souls and fears

We will rip your face apart
We will stab and rip out your heart
We've been drugged and thrown into rage
Like dogs in the pit, ripped from the cage

I'm dusted up, released into battle and I'm to kill
I see my targets and I kill and kill and kill and kill

Refracting through prisms in your mind
One thousand points of vicious light
Devils rock and demons roll
Time to kill these fucking assholes
Uppercut the haymaker
Rock the roundhouse face scraper
War is such a malicious art
Can't tell my friends and enemies apart

These soldiers have been poisoned into fiends
Pit them against the ghouls, sent into a killing frenzy
Ripped apart rip the poison from their veins
Even though they were your peers
Tear apart their souls and fears

You will not die in vain
Your fate will be avenged

As tragedy unfolds, power in truth it holds
An end to needless pain, you will not die in vain

Time traveling espionage isn't what we thought
Futeristic reconnaissance from a backwards-legged robot

I don't want you to kill them, leave them all alive
I don't want you to be seen, because you are a robot spy
Robot vision infrared, laser scanner in his head
Backwards legs for super traction, millisecond speed reaction

Eyes of lasers, backwards legs, this is not a test
We have implanted the file, the soul that's in your chest
The brain of a thief was harvested for mechanical un-death
The graveyard's specters toiled and slaved constructed without rest

Going forward into the future, taking what is ours
Bring it back covert operation stealing from the organization
Reconnaissance prospecting secrets of those dudes
Dominance our position ascension from our ignorance

The sorrow living machinery, emotions clash with the circuitry
Riding on the light through the chasm of the dead, surfing on steel

The soul of a thief was harvested for mechanical un-death
The graveyard's minions toiled and constructed without rest
The ghost is resurrected from a criminal's black heart
Cybernetic abomination implanted into his chest

Abort the original plan, transmit a new command
Program the robot to fight, kill everything in sight

Track Name: Traitor's Blood

We will not be merciful, in this world there is no mercy
When you broke the ultimate rule
You should have known where it would lead
This is not simple revenge
This is justice to the highest degree
Now you face the consequence
You must be a fool tried to steal from a thief

We'll not be merciful

When you swore into this clan
You took an oath a promise of truth
And when you broke that sacred bond
You should have known you would be fucked
This is a secret society, the true elite and highest of thieves
And to think you could infiltrate, you know we kill for nothing

The traitor's blood shall spill
The traitor's blood shall spill

You'll think this can't be happening to me
You should have thought before you turned your back
As the boiling oil scathes half the hair off your head
From every direction ice picks pierce your neck

You'll want to end yourself, but we'll keep you alive
And make sure that you don't die

Tortured beaten traitor

The frigging torture's just begun
You thought when we stopped that was the end
Now we'll start with the dismemberment
You've never seen so much blood

We'll not be merciful

You'll think at least I might bleed to death
That's why your stumps will be cauterized
And when you think you'll have to use a bag to shit
You'll want to end your feeble life
You leaked out our cryptic location
And you created a dangerous breach
And when you threaten our security
Your blood will be shed by the clan of thieves

We will spill, traitor's blood

Track Name: Beware the Thrash Brigade

Police patrol the streets, protect and comfort the weak
Dependence thrown aside, to leave the weak behind
But beware, it was only a matter of time
The creeping tendrils of slime calling your innocent mind
Oozing to purify, now it's time

Calling you, know it's true, join the few
Thrashing through, living for death
Destroying the rest, now manifesting

Calling you, know it's true, join the few
Thrashing through, living for death
Destroying the rest, beware the thrash brigade

Now it's time, calling you, know it's true
Join the few, thrashing through, living for death
Destroying the rest, beware the thrash brigade

So we bleed because we got stabbed in the face
Disbelief because we got stabbed in the throat
As our blood because we got stabbed in the gut
Fills the streets because we got stabbed in the balls

So we bleed, disbelief, as our blood, fills the streets

Anywhere that you go, it's evil that you will find
So cast your dying hope aside, and leave the week behind

Beware the thrash brigade,
We are the thrash brigade
Beware the thrash brigade,
And we'll stab your face
Beware the thrash brigade,
Stab you in the balls
Beware the thrash brigade,
Fucking stab them all

Track Name: Sewers of Doom (Dethroning the Tyrant, Pt. 1)

Centuries of waiting doom, the prophecies are coming true
A council gathered at his lair, the rites complete the cult prepared
War and misery shall reign, the tyrant comes to stake his claim
Sacrifice the world of men, soon all of this will be his land

Darkened kingdom no one knows, ready to slay with my harpoon
I must get help before I go, into the sewers of doom X2

Apparent world of anarchy, but subject to hierarchy
His royal presence spreads disease
But blessings to the ones who will please
Most were drawn into his brood, unnatural form of servitude
Broken shapes of human kind, withering bodies twisted minds

*Fortress beneath the ground worshipping heads are bowed
Corrupt and devoted all humanity eroded
I must break them of this spell
But must get help before I go to hell
I cannot do this myself I must make a pact with evil

Bow kneel pray serve, run hide flee die

I know the one who will help me, a wretched villain from the sea
A former foe of battles past, we’ll hide the hatred that is left
I call on him to join me now, we will unite our force somehow
Take a stand for what is right, with valiant power we will fight

Escape blighted land where I was born
I look upon your slaves with scorn, I wonder if I’m the only one
Vermin they have all become, escape as my kind continue to die
I grab my spear and prepare to defy
Must make my move before I‘m dead
To kill the snake cut off the head

Repeat*

Track Name: Darkness Never Ending (Dethroning the Tyrant, Pt. 2)

This is a world of treachery,
The underground legions are ours,
We'll never give in, Rise to the surface
Spreading your filth across the land of the weak,

This hero tried to stop us
Thwarted by the tyrant,
Most powerful Cyclops,
He is the master of underground legions,
Ruling the hordes of misshapen minions,

Our tyrant, leader, ruling deceiver,
Has controlled our will for years we have served,
Blaspheme to resurrect, and if we neglect,
Punishment, torture and penalties far worse
Harnessing power of ancient demons,
Belphegor, Astaroth, Beelzebub summoned,
Earth will be ours, spreading our wars,
Evil will triumph and blacken the Earth,

Unholy Alliance of foes of past,
A new treaty of villains is borne,
Set to fight the growing hordes of darkness
Revolt, or stay the minions are torn,
Will they join the opposite side?
It's time to turn your back or die
We must be fast, We must be violent!
Else there's no chance to overthrow the Tyrant!

Earth will be ours, spreading our wars,
Evil with triumph and blacken the earth,
Blaspheme to resurrect, and if we neglect,
Punishment, torture and penalties far worse,
Our tyrant, leader, ruling deceiver,
Has controlled our will for years we have served,
Harnessing power of ancient Demons
Belphegor, Astaroth, Beelzebub summoned.

Sound the horns of Fucking War! March!

I'm hearing eaves of rebellion, I will bring pain to any who defy
You will be hung on the crucifix,
Devoured by the vermin of the sewer 'till you die.

Darkness never ending,
Evil never dies.

I, the tyrant, of the sewer have spoken,
And you will obey my command,
Anyone who joins in the rebellion,
Would be a fool to take a stand,

There's no greater crime
For you to blindly accept what you've been told,
Join the revolt or die,
Underground Legions,
Start your revolt!

We live from sunset to sunrise,
We retreat when we sense a ray of light,
I can't believe you'd give up freedom
Instead of putting up a fight,
For comfort in a utopia, accept
What's in the middle path.
And never stick your neck out,
Never take a risk, you're afraid of aftermath.

Do you want others to profit from your fear?
Do you want to retreat and cower
When your freedom is so near?
Do you want to live in a world
Spoon-fed and controlled?
Guaranteed an average life,
Just as long as you follow what you're told.

There's no turning back, Once you've chosen a side,
And it will be as if we'd never met,
If we see each other on the front lines,
Displace the brotherly love with hate,
Better protect your fucking neck,
There will be a bloodbath,
No recollection of respect

Do you want others to profit from your fear?
Do you want to retreat and cower
When your freedom is so near,
Do you want to live in a world
Spoon-fed and controlled?
Guaranteed an average life,
Just as long as you follow what you're told.

Forces, our forces must unite,
We will bring a thunderous counter strike
Now's the time, Revolt or Die,
Overthrow this heinous slime!

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There's no Greater Crime,
It's the only way for us to stay alive,
Join the revolt or die,
Overthrow this heinous, wretched slime,
There's no greater crime,
For you to blindly accept what you've been told,
Join the revolt or die,
Underground legions,
Start your revolt!