Could have been in the movie Vision QuestâŠ wait, youâre upset that you werenât?

Brother offered to fly him out of town on his wedding dayâŠ turned it down and had 4 miserable years

Could have lived in Maui for a year

Had a full scholarship to the Berkley School of Music in Boston, but didnât take advantage

A very milfy MILF was offering up her goods to him at a wedding, but he was there with his parents, so when they were ready to leave, he left with them

Could have invested in Microsoft in 1978âŠ heâd have a lot of $$$ right now, or he could have blown a lot of $$$ on cocaine and hookers

Could have seen Zepplin in 1969 when they played at Green Lake, opening for Three Dog Night

Had the opportunity to lose his virginity to a hot chick but he turned her downâŠ normally Iâd call the guy an idiot, but we should point out that her father was sleeping in a Lay- Z- Boy chair down the hall.Â I think he made the right decision.Â No way dad was asleep.

Could have hung out with Red Man and Method Man

His lead singer made the executive decision to NOT open for Sammy Hagar at the GorgeâŠ the singer was one of those âalternative/ emoâ p*ssies who didnât feel that Sammy was cool enough

Could have worked for Ferrari in Italy for 2 yearsâŠ didnât do it because his wife wanted to be close to her mother.Â WTF?!?Â If, as an adult, you need to be that close to your parents, move back in with them.Â Just sayinâ

Could have been a Congressional appointee to West Point

BAD SHIRT WEEK CONTINUES

If you donât know, all of us are âcleaning our closetsâ, so to speak, and getting rid of all the clothes we donât wear anymore.Â Anyway, weâre doing it all week and hereâs Day Two: