Unusual Ladder

If you've been thinking to yourself "I need the stupidest looking ladder that is also the most impractical", then your wait is over. The Cima Ladder has arrived. Made of composite materials and painted either green or pink, it looks ridiculous and you'll probably fall off it. According to the company some of the major inspiration behind the ladder was "like climbing a tree, (the ladder) brings us closer to the basic nature of climbing up to reach the top, climbing as a metaphor of growth and self elevation in life."

Well if that is not the hippiest load of crap I have ever heard. Ladders are made so you can break into 2nd story windows, and have nothing to do with self elevation (except the literal sense). I wouldn't be caught dead climbing this ladder to hang myself.