Crisis In the Scrote Zone

Amidst all this talk about “Swine Flu,” I got to thinking. It might be time for a public service announcement.

After all, HCwDB is to douche as the Center for Disease Control is to Swine Flu. The Swine Douche trend is a true pandemic.

We must heed the warning signs and act with vigilance to stop the spread of this pandemic. Humiliation can work on some strains of the virus, and furthermore, may help to socially quarantine infected individuals.

If we can isolate the infected until their symptoms clear, or they die, we may still have a chance to stop this thing. Travel suggestions: Unless it is absolutely necessary, we recommend you do not travel to New Jersey, Las Vegas, San Diego, or Miami.

-C-Baggin —-

Well put, C.B. Look for Green Zoot Suits as an early warning outbreak sign.