The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.21.11

And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert’s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh hysterically at every single time and Coco filming a reality show that’s strictly about her ass judging by how oppressively her breasts are covered up and this shot.