Douchebags have Soul Patches

It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail…

No.

Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. This is why somehow Billy Cyrus reinvented himself as a parent pimp, introducing his child earner last night at the AMAs, and looking like THIS on the red carpet.

He has a soul patch. Most of the douches on Hot Chicks with Douchebags have soul patches. If your man has a soul patch, you might want to tell him to rethink that. Just saying.