British firm offers employees days off to MASTURBATE – and says it boosts productivity

November 26, 2018, 9:29 pm13 Views

While many companies are reluctant to let employees take extra days off, one British firm is encouraging its employees to take time off – to masturbate.

LELO UK, which is a sex and intimacy brand, has become the first company to allow its employees to take ‘self-love days.’

On these days off, employees are encouraged to ‘fulfil’ themselves sexually and have plenty of orgasms.

The company believes that this will improve employee happiness, reduce stress and boost productivity.

Ahead of the announcement, the company carried out a survey of over 2,000 workers across the UK on what makes them feel fulfilled.

According to findings, 78% of participants believe orgasms make them happier – whether from self-pleasure or with a partner.

A further 66% stated that they are more productive after having an orgasm with 40% believing that they can benefit from the productivity-boosting effects of an orgasm up to five days afterwards.

According to Mirror, Rachael Nsofor, a spokesperson for the company, revealed:

“Being sexually fulfilled and satisfied is something that we at LELO UK feel is a basic human right and it’s completely free!”

“As a result of this research, we’re delighted to introduce a new initiative where we are offering our UK employees the opportunity to take up to four days a year as a ‘self-love day’.”

“We hope our UK staff use them to do whatever they want to explore their happiness and what makes them tick with the hope that they’ll come to work the next day with a spring in their step and be as productive as possible.”