Buffalo Bills’ Stevie Johnson Pulls a Plaxico

For those of you unfamiliar with the reference, Plaxico Burress is the NFL player who accidentally shot himself in the thigh in a Manhattan nightclub, did time for illegal firearms possession and joined forces with The Brady Campaign to Clean Up the Image of Celebrity Criminals. This is the second NFL “gun-a-bration” story in two days. The NFL recently fined Eagles LB Brian Rolle $10k for machine gunning his pleasure after a particularly fine tackle. Spoil sports. In fact, I’d like to see a player fall to the turf and do a sniper thing. [h/t to Bryan for the link]