PSA: Google services appear to be down [Update: we're back]

Update: After 15 minutes of misery, it seems we're now able to access Google services once again.

Google is in the midsts of a bit of an outage, with Talk, Drive, Calendar, Google+, the Play Store, Gmail and others unavailable for many users, including via mobile. We're sure Google's working on getting things back up and running. In the meantime, vent your frustrations down in the comments.