BB-9E Reporting For Spare Change Duty

If you thought BB-8 was cute, just wait until you get a look at the First Order's answer to the plucky little droid that got away: the BB-9E looks just like BB-8's evil twin. Except they forgot to give it a little goatee and a moustache to twirl. Or maybe those are inside one of the tool bays? At least they didn't choose the original name for this unit: BB-H8.

BB-8 may be able to protect a secret map for a little while, but we know from experience that he'll spill the beans to the first group of so-called heroes that come along. If you want your small stuff to be really secure, give it to a BB-9E unit. The menacing red eye and black-and-grey design will keep any of that Resistance scum from getting at your spare change. Good job, BB-9E.