Ex Porn Star Says Anal Sex Gives Birth To The Devil

I almost feel bad for ex-gay porn star Joseph Sciambra. After all, it’s pretty clear he’s mega-traumatized — both physically and emotionally — by his time in the sex industry. Sciambra claims his life in porno led to him having major anal problems, which resulted in getting his “sphincter almost stitched shut.” Ouch.

But! (Okay, butt!)

It’s also pretty clear he’s a bit batcrackers, because he claims that butt sex is the tool of the devil. “Anal sex would release into the world these rare demonic entities and even in the body could be conceived this devil, that would be given death to anally,” he says, while apparently sitting in a church gift shop.

Joseph later goes on to say, “I do believe that it creates a doorway, literally, into the demonic.” A backdoor, maybe? And, he claims that “anal’s becoming like the first kiss.” Who are you hanging out with, Joseph? Marcus Bachmann?