Lost T-Shirt Review

It sucks to be a skeleton, but it sucks even more when you are a skeleton astronaut who’s tangled up in some kind of space mess! The design of this shirt is totally cool enough for a stoner to get fixated on! Between the pink, orange and blue tentacles and the purple space rocks, this shirt has cool colors for you to gaze upon while you look at yourself in the mirror while you realize that hey, you kind of look this skeleton right now. Except your eyes aren’t neon pink, they are red. Like very, very red. And you have been snacking pretty hard lately.

Pretty soon, you will wonder how you can get this poor skeleton free from this space alien-type thing. Houston, we have a problem. Wait, aren’t skeletons already dead? Well, this one will definitely be a goner when those tentacles attach themselves to that bony face! Man, it really sucks to be a skeleton, in space!