User:NonchalantCaterpillar

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Hey everyone! I'm a fucken caterpillar that shits rainbows to power myself through the seven galaxies of the multiverse and lick the gas off planets with my forked tongue.

If you want to know more about me and my evolutionary process from larvae stage to demi-god, you can find all of that here in the Wikipedia featured article: NonchalantCaterpillar.

If you don't want to know more about me, you can FUCKEN PISS OF BACK HOME TO WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM, OPEN YOUR JAWS, AND SQUINT WHILE I DEFECATE INTO YOUR FACE ALL AT THE SAME TIME YOU FUCKEN FILTHY COMPUTER-DWARF-MAN WITH YOUR FANCY RAM AND MOTHERBOARD AND HUMAN INTERFACE SYSTEMS I HATE YOU.