Many many years ago when I
was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who
was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

there CBF1 I figure you didn't want that little family history to come out

Many many years ago when I
was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who
was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

there CBF1 I figure you didn't want that little family history to come out

Great, Why don't I just tell everyone about the time you screwed the neighbors Llama But I will not do that since we are supposed to look out for each others back.

Great, Why don't I just tell everyone about the time you screwed the neighbors Llama But I will not do that since we are supposed to look out for each others back.

PS: Mom always said I was the better french kisser

You are just jealous before y'all got super rich on that I still am too embarrassed to speak of and moved to California. That we lived in a double wide and you only had a single. And the llama was on a dare b/c you said if you did the neighbor's billy goat... I would step up the dare.

Just to be clear, we will be turning THREE of you into ghosts this round.

5. Votes for Round 6 must be PMd to DOMCASUAL by NOON, tomorrow (any votes PMd anywhere else won't be valid - Old Dude won't be around to check his PMs). I'll confirm your vote, so you know it went to the right place.

umm there are at least six time zones in the US of A so which one. Old dude usually uses Denver's time but you were not clear so I am freaking out b/c it is almost noon in Japan.

5. Votes for Round 6 must be PMd to DOMCASUAL by NOON, tomorrow (any votes PMd anywhere else won't be valid - Old Dude won't be around to check his PMs). I'll confirm your vote, so you know it went to the right place.

umm there are at least six time zones in the US of A so which one. Old dude usually uses Denver's time but you were not clear so I am freaking out b/c it is almost noon in Japan.