I just went on the site and the very first thing I see is an ad for Hoover. A 20% off 'heart' sale. I hope I'm not alone in thinking this, but uh..... How much trouble do you think you would be in if you decided that the thing to do for Valentines day is buy your sweety a vacuum cleaner? "Hey honey, I even tossed in a new mop!"

OK, before I posted this I just wanted to make sure I got this correct. It is the "Heart Sale", use promo code heart20. Today was the first time I saw it and it is Valentines day, or disaster day as I call it. It's the day I married my butthead ex the high maintanence Valley Girl. The sale does go till March 6th, so it may not just be a Valentines day sale. I may just be a tad leary of the day because I view it as a land mine waiting for some poor slob to step on it.

I just went on the site and the very first thing I see is an ad for Hoover. A 20% off 'heart' sale. I hope I'm not alone in thinking this, but uh..... How much trouble do you think you would be in if you decided that the thing to do for Valentines day is by your sweety a vacuum cleaner? "Hey honey, I even tossed in a new mop!"

OK, before I posted this I just wanted to make sure I got this correct. It is the "Heart Sale", use promo code heart20. Today was the first time I saw it and it is Valentines day, or disaster day as I call it. It's the day I married my butthead ex the high maintanence Valley Girl. The sale does go till March 6th, so it may not just be a Valentines day sale. I may just be a tad leary of the day because I view it as a land mine waiting for some poor slob to step on it.

Dan: That was great, I'm still laughing! Land mine for sure if someone thinks getting a Hoover would be a good idea for a Valentine's Day gift. I always have trouble with Valentine's Day gifts, this year I took the easy way out and bought the girl friend 2 dozen red roses.

depending on what browser you use you can get apps to hide the advertising. I use google chrome ad block pro, its like a mine sweeper and i surf the web free and safe in the knowledge i will be going home in one piece! whether i remain in that sate when the hoover arrives is another question

I once bought my EX-wife boat cushions for her birthday. Not a real crowd pleaser that one. So the next Christmas I got her snowshoes.
LOL, can you spell EX??

I've never been accused of being the brightest bulb in the pack.
Gary

Hahahaha! Yup, that'll get you in trouble. I had a girl friend once that really liked fishing. I actually made her cry with a Christmas present of fishing tackle. She was actually really happy. Unfortunately she's also an ex girl friend. She went insane on me. Iv'e decided that although I'm not insane, I am a carrier. Prolonged exposure to me has bad side effects in women.

LOL, some things can come back to haunt you. I turned 62 today, and my lovely partner bought me a year's worth of time at the local gym as my birthday present. What's up with that? LOL, like I don't already know.

LOL, some things can come back to haunt you. I turned 62 today, and my lovely partner bought me a year's worth of time at the local gym as my birthday present. What's up with that? LOL, like I don't already know.

Gary

Hahaha, the trap goes both ways I guess. Did you ask her if your "butt looks big in these jeans"?