A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - Anonymous

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... - Brian O'Rourke

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Between GenerationsYou're stuck between the Baby Boomers and Generations X'ers if...

1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat handle comb in the back pocket was cool.

2. In your class picture you were wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up.

3. You know by heart the words to any Weird Al Yankovic song (Just eat it, eat it, don't make me repeat it...)

4. You ever rang someone's doorbell and said "Landshark!"

5. Three words: ATARI, IntelliVision and Coleco, sound familiar.

6. You remember the premier of MTV, in fact, you remember the Friday Night Videos before the days of MTV.

7. A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid.

8. While in high school, you and your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play Prince's "1999" until you passed out partying.

9. You remember when music that was labeled alternative, really was alternative. And when alternative comedy really was funny.

10. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan.

11 You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.

12. You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: When I was younger...When I was your age...You know,back when...

13. Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language (Conjunction junction, what's your function....).

14. You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna or Cyndi Lauper video.

15. The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance came during either "Crazy for You" or "Leather and Lace".

16. You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made our old Big Wheel quite obsolete.

17. The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.

18. You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.

19. You had a crush on either Ted the photographer on The Love Boat, Gage from Emergency or Ponch the motorcycle cop from CHiPs.

20. Your hair at some point in time in the 80's became something which can only be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting."

21. You've shopped at a Benetton.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie.

I'll be across the old Red River before many of you get to the diner this morning.

Anybody else care for an early morning swim?

I get to go down and experience why I don't want to live in a metro area ever again.

Just call me Anti-Metro Man.

BTDTBT--Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

100,000 years from now when they dig up my arrowheads (trash) they'll say these were most likely chipped by Anti-Metro Man.

Green Acres is the place to be.Farm living is the life for me.

Did you know that when Albert Einstein died they took out his brain and examined it, and found that he had no neural degeneration whatsoever?

Basically his brain was still that of a kid.

I don't know what that means, but maybe there's still some hope for me.....

Maybe not.

Most likely not.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

Good morning everyone. We should be getting our computers back later today or tomorrow. The last part came in yesterday. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish, Apple Turnovers, and Muffins in the NC.

Ana I'm sure that you will find something fun to do. With all the flooding going on I am glad, in a way, that what is falling from the sky here is white. The ground is still frozen some and the water would have no place to go. Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for starting the coffee. mmmmm good. Have a lovely day!

Gail have fun working in the yard. I'm going to watch the snow fall. Have a lovely day! Hope you are doing well. HUGS!!

Connie that will be nice if the computers are all done and they can come home!! Have a lovely day and thanks for the danish!!

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink. We got 4.8 inches so far and it's still coming steadily. The flooding is incredible all over but thankfully other than an inch of water in my backyard and a couple inches in my heat vents I am okay.

be back...my niece flooded and I trying to find a route to get to her to bring her my shop vac and more towels. I can't get there to help her.

2 inches so far and some in the basement. Lay down towels, spin towels, lay down towels, spin towels, ongoing. The ground is so saturated my yard is beginning to look like a lake. Anyone have an ark I can borrow?

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Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

Eek guys, all that flooding....sorry you guys are having to deal with that.

It's a gorgeous day in AL and the doggies and I got out for a walk and a listen. Silly left leg was not happy, but we were able to get our distance by going slowly and stopping often. We stopped to talk to someone for about 10 minutes....after that stop, leg felt fine. Wish I could generate a computer printout to tell me what's going on.

I have decided today must be partly Monday, so off to cook some books.

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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras