I know that usually Gabriel does these, but he is drawing a comic at the moment, and it's got every limb of his operating at 100% capacity. Here's the banner:
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I know the things that have Brian really cranked up are the awesome, timely new Scarf, the Strip Search boxed set, the Polygonal new show shirt, the PAX East poster and Pin set, and the new Merch pin. He wanted me to make sure that you know that the limited edition show pin - the one…

Apparently, Boston is being reverse terraformed. Initially I avoided looking for weather related information altogether, because I had been told that snow was a social construct and I didn't want to reify it. But pictures of the town I have tilled up in my hesitant online searches are indistinguishable from Hoth, except for the super old woman shoveling her own walk all the way out to the fucking street, in the manner of a boss.
Because I am super with it and together, and I never put…