What the fuck is this shit? Aurelie, I'll let you off this time, but if you do it again, you're out. This is not a place to fanboy/fangirl. For the people that saw the Krystal article by mynameisnotsuzy, we know how fucking terrible shit like this is.

"But I would still have sex with Eunjung. There's something in the way she moves that delicious body of hers - a je ne sais quoi that the other members can only dream of emulating. Those curves; those soft, smooth breasts; the smell of fresh sweat on pleather; those lips that were meant to suck my kiss and more. I want Eunjung. I want to hold her close and whisper tall tales of dark and dirty deeds in her ear; to feel the gentle press of those lovely breasts against me; to smell the intoxicating scent of her womanhood and all to know that she is, now and forever - world without end - always mine. My Eunjung. My one and only."

I want to hear Eunjung moan; that soft, sibilant hiss escaping those lovely lips as I take her from behind. I want to hear her scream my name; a primal sound matched in its intensity only by the depths to which I will penetrate her - and beyond. I want to hear her whisper, hoarse and husky with that rampant animal desire so latently concealed in those dark eyes - a plea for more, more and only more: Oh, Eunjung. I want to do things to you that I don't even have names for; I only know that I want you, and how. I want the sweet intimacy of your musk; the taste of immortality on your lips; the tender love of your alabaster breasts; the promise of a nirvana here on earth between those slender legs. Eunjung, that I am entirely in love with you is quite besides the point: I want you, and only you. Eunjung. Only you.