Skyrim pick-up lines!

So today I was texting my boyfriend and we started talking about how I always buy him nice things (I bought him Skyrim before we were even dating for no reason, how awesome am I??") and somehow got to sending a bunch of skyrim pick up lines, not ones we found on the internet, ones we just made up.

So I figured I would share a few here, and while we're at it, why doesn't everyone have a go at posting their favourite Skyrim pick up lines?

Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you're reducing my time between shouts by 20%!

I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.