8 Famous Dildo Scenes For Those Without A Date On Valentine’s Day

Naked Gun

The ultimate in intimacy and romance is shown here as Frank Drebin and his friend Ed find their pursuit of justice leading them to an erotic gift store. What really bugs me about this is that George Kennedy pulls the cord and fires this bad boy up, then gets all surprised when he sees what it does. What did he think would happen?

I can only suspend disbelief to such an extent, people.

Get Him to the Greek

Here, poor Jonah Hill learns how the world really works as he has 48 hours to fly to London, scoop up a rocker played by Russell Brand, then get him to (wait for it)…the Greek Theater. Along the way, he learns that sex isn’t always about love, but sometimes it’s about a groupie shoving a giant dildo in your ass for no good reason.

Think about THAT this Valentines Day! Or think about the eternal bond shared with your partner. Either one works pretty well.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

As we learned with the first entry, dildos can be used for pain OR pleasure. Often, both. In this retaliation scene from David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Lisbeth Salander gets back at her rapist social worker in spectacular fashion. Though the crux of her actions is blackmail, she goes ahead and tattoos “I am a rapist pig” on his chest and kicks a dildo up his ass for good measure. And why shouldn’t she?