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WTF Wednesday, Santa letters

I was out running this morning and one of my neighbors had just put out all of her Christmas decorations. I’m familiar with most of the neighbors and what they put out every year so I was surprised to see this particular neighbor had some new decorations. One in particular caught my eye because it was a real looking mailbox with big white letters that read, ‘Letters for Santa’.

How cool would it be to have one of those mailboxes and actually let the kids in the neighborhood drop their letters in because let’s face it, those letters are hilarious.

Like this one from a possible future Kardashian:

Don’t buy her a video camera Santa!

Or this one from a little girl who watched a movie that she probably shouldn’t have been watching.

Now, if you really wanted to teach her a lesson, a Chuckie doll might do it.

But my favorite letters by far are from the cynics. God Bless em. This letter is one of my all time favorites.

How about those middle finger emoji’s? That letter is my everything! Hilarious.

And this last letter has been trending on twitter lately. Apparently this little boy had to write the letter for his class and I’m thinking, he didn’t wan’t to.

According to his mother, the trouble in his life is his brother. Bwahahaha.

I don’t really remember any of my letters to Santa but I do remember when I was 5 or 6 my mom took me and my sister and brother to see Santa. In the picture Santa’s hat has a giant ball which is hitting me in the face and I remember vividly how itchy it was. I was not pleased. And I was scared.

I also remember that he made me extremely nervous but I didn’t want my mother or my sister to know so I put on a brave face and sat on his fat lap and when he spoke he asked me if I had been a good girl. I shook my head up and down and so he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was frozen and I was afraid to speak. He asked again and for some reason in my tiniest voice I said, ‘a rainbow’. A rainbow! I was just so happy to get off his lap that I didn’t care if that’s what I got or not but anyone who knows me would know my list would have probably looked like the first one above.