If I lose my job I'm going to go fight some of the grimdark forces currently engaged in live fire conflicts, I'm unlikely to survive that sort of thing, that doesnt present as much of a dilemma as all that.

I wish it wasn't a real thing, but it is. It's sort of an occupational risk among people involved in animal care. I got clawed in the stomach by a furious feline a couple weeks ago, and now I've got a fever, swollen lymph nodes, nausea, body aches. Damn cat.

I wish it wasn't a real thing, but it is. It's sort of an occupational risk among people involved in animal care. I got clawed in the stomach by a furious feline a couple weeks ago, and now I've got a fever, swollen lymph nodes, nausea, body aches. Damn cat.