Greece’s economy has been plunged further into crisis today as news emerged that the Greek Finance minister’s office has given out it’s bank account and password details to Mrs Mbangwa – the widow of the former Ugandan Foreign Office Minister.
Mr Papadopolis thought that there was little downside and potentially a massive upside for the failing European economy in exchange for helping Mrs Mbangwa to squirrel around $100m out of the African State.
“We’ve been cleaned out” the Junior Minister stated. “I’ve given her our PIN number and everything. Still, taking the positives, I’ve now heard from the daughter of the Ex-President of Sierra Leone...”