It’s not as though I’m exactly wanton, but I am what you might call libidinous, and truth be told I have had a generous share of dangerous liaisons in my time. Lovers and flings, trysts and encounters, even one or two one-night-stands – it all adds up to a rather colourful and glittering repertoire.

This week I have mainly been gazing into my crystal ball. And I can tell you, it’s a minefield. Once you start getting into the intricacies of zodiacs and horoscopes, star gazing and moonraking, you can pretty easily fall into a vortex out of which it is difficult to climb.
But I made it back, and I’m now filled with a deep knowledge of star signs and what it means for you and your knickers.