2/21 Update: Former Caps beat writer Jason LaCanfora is reporting that there will only be one tap of Natty Boh available at OPACY. “From what I gather, the big beer companies want a bigger stake in stadium sales,” LaCanfora writes. “Boh was by far biggest selling can at Camden Yards. As of now, no Boh cans – not even the sweet 16oz orange ones – will be available, the previous big seller. Hopefully that changes by April.”

Original story: Maryland’s signature beer, National Bohemian, aka “Natty Boh,” aka “Bohs for Os, hon, le’s’go, Cal, git ‘er dun for Dundalk,” is a staple of any visit to Camden Yards, home of the Baltimore Orioles and best baseball stadium on the planet. Except change that “is” to a “was” because rumor has it that OPACY won’t be selling Natty Boh this season.

Over the weekend, the DMV area saw two to three feet of snow fall in a historic blizzard. Days later, the dig-out continues, especially in Baltimore. The port-city experienced a record-setting snow. Baltimore-Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport reported that 29.2 inches of powder fell from the sky.

On Tuesday afternoon, the Baltimore Orioles released a timelapse video of the snow falling at the most beautiful baseball stadium in the country, Oriole Park at Camden Yards. Take a look.

I was at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh on that gloriously balmy January day back in 2011. It was magical, with nearly a birds-eye-view of the on-ice action and the largest crowd I’ve ever screamed next to at a hockey game.

The Winter Classic is all about that scope, that grandeur, that nostalgia, and that crass financial exploitation of an unsuspecting fanbase. It won’t get any bigger and $$$-ier than this year’s Winter Classic, held at the 100k-seating Big House in Michigan. So where will it be in 2015?

It’s a complicated question. Regional loyalties, security, sight lines, occupancy, and Dan Snyder’s undiluted evil all play into the equation– as does the fact that it NEVER SNOWS IN DC ANYMORE.

FedEx Field

Known as Jack Kent Cooke Stadium for about 90 seconds, FedEx Field is a concrete monstrosity located in the untamed wilds of Landover, Maryland. Ostensibly the home of Washington’s football club, FedEx is actually just Dan Snyder’s Death Star, which is currently incapable of flight but retains the operational capacity to destroy human souls. Parking at FedEx costs your first-born son, which isn’t so bad considering leaving the stadium by car takes a length of time equal to a human baby’s gestation.

Watching outdoor hockey in a football stadium is ideal. Heinz Field in Pittsburgh proved that. But it’s looking unlikely:

A #Redskins source says that FedExField is not an option for the Jan 1, 2015 Winter Classic that the #Caps are reportedly hosting.

RFK Stadium

The current home of DC United until a new soccer stadium is built in SE, RFK is the crumbling remnant of football inside the beltway. It is literally falling apart (Steinberg link #2!). Those of you who want to reminisce about paying $120 to see Bon Jovi look bored while playing there or the time you got sweated on by 200 people simultaneously while some ska band skanked onstage at the HFStival might be excited about the possibility of a Winter Classic there, but people will literally die. Screaming, falling from the shambles of the upper deck as NBC Sports cuts to a Bridgestone tire commercial.

The earth will soon swallow RFK, toxic mold and all. It’s an antique– a relic of the Cold War, only here for a moment or two longer. No hockey.

Oriole Park at Camden Yards

Located 55 minutes from Kettler Capitals Iceplex, Camden Yards is the jewel of the Major League. Its picturesque skyline and historic warehouse (hit just once by a home run, Ken Griffey, Jr.’s, in the home-run derby) make it a must-see destination for any true sports fan. Two-time World Series-winner Boog Powell can still be seen slinging barbeque on Eutaw St. during sunny summer days, as can the garden of statues featuring the Greatest Human Ever to Breathe, Cal Ripken, Jr. (Peace Be Upon Him). Some say if you stand behind home plate, and the wind blows just right, you can still hear Earl Weaver urging women to worry less about when to plant tomatoes and more about “where their next lay is coming from.”

OPACY is, simply, the Greatest Place. It is Magic. It is the One True Venue for all sports. Eventually, jai alai, swim meets, and laser-tag tournaments will be held there. Might as well start with the Winter Classic. It’s inevitable. Give into it. Old Bay on ALL THE THINGS.

The Mall

It’s not going to happen.

It’s not.

But it should.

There are a million reasons why it cannot happen.

But it should.

Ticket sales wouldn’t come close to the 100,000+ that they’ll sell at the Big House this year, but the scope could be so much grander than that.

Monuments dot the landscape. Modest grandstands flank the ice. Temporary facilities are erected nearby for security and safety. 1.9 miles of open space between the Capitol steps and the Lincoln Memorial are filled with activities: hockey exhibitions, mite tournaments, stages for bands, games, beer gardens, press centers, a hockey history museum, and more beer gardens.

It’d mean foregoing a ton of box-office sales, but DVD sales and the avalanche of goodwill would in time make up for it.

On the eve of his 26th birthday (send us your birthday cards!), Alex Ovechkin — adorned with *gasp* Cal Ripken’s retired #8 Orioles jersey — traveled up I-95 Friday to take batting practice and throw out the ceremonial first pitch ahead of Baltimore’s match-up against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

The Great Hockey Eight, making his first ever appearance at Camden Yards, had only one goal: not to embarrass himself in front of a few thousand Charm-Citiers.

“I’m kinda excited,” Ovechkin told CSN’s Chris Miller before the first pitch. “I saw on YouTube John Wall’s [first pitch] a couple of minutes ago, and I hope it’s not gonna happen with me. I practice a little bit so it’s good. I feel comfortable.”

Ovechkin smiles before taking the long walk to the mound. (Photo credit: Ian Oland)

Ovechkin, who happily took the field wearing a white Nike hat, designer jeans, and Nike sneakers, sparked a bit of controversy on Twitter by wearing the number eight, which was absent-mindedly un-retired by Orioles officials for the night.