There’s Already An All Female ‘Ghostbusters’ Porn Parody, Because Of Course There Is

As with any popular film franchise or pop culture phenomenon worth its salt, there is now a porn parody for the all new female Ghostbusters reboot from Brazzers, called the Ghostbusters XXX Parody. Which, far be it from me to criticize porn parodies, is hardly the most innovative porn parody name when we live in a world of Full Holes, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Hamiltoe.

The Ghostbusters XXX Parody serves a dual purpose of being porn based on pop culture as well as an alternate to sexist trolls who have been on high alert ever since the trailer for the reboot came out; as Brazzers is billing it as the “Ghostbusters remake you actually want to see.” That ought to show these uppity women thinking they deserve to fight ghosts!

But let’s not judge Ghostbusters XXX Parody too harshly before we read the plot description, compliments of Brazzers.

After an insulting encounter with Charles’ all-male ghostbusters crew, Monique decides to form The Nutbusters, an all-female equivalent crew to fight off the wave of ghastly phallic invasions of New York City’s inhabitants. The series follows the two crews as they compete to bust the most ghosts and prove their supremacy in the age-old paradigmatic arena of ‘man vs. woman’.

The Nutbusters! See, now that would have been a better name for it. The parody will be a four-part series airing on Brazzers starting July 11, just a few days before the actual film comes out. So for those who are really that against the Ghostbusters reboot, congratulations, you have another option. Now quit your damn whining.