Mel Gibson buys bowling alley for island

Mel Gibson is having an eight-lane bowling alley shipped to his private Pacific island in northern Fiji. I guess he felt it was finally time to splurge a little. I mean, buying an island is fun and all, but you haven’t really lived until you’ve got your own bowling alley. His next purchase should be giant bags with money symbols on them. He could fill them with cash and just leave them piled all around his home, occasionally filling one with bricks and hurling it at poor people.

Nobody has the right to complain about this. Jesus was all about making a shitload of money and living an exuberant lifestyle. At least that’s what I figure it was from what I see most Christians and rappers on tv doing.

Is it just me, or is this site just completely hilarious today?? Even poster comments are cracking me up. It started with the Clay Aiken thread, (“rotate the picture 90 degrees to the left”…) and I’ve been laughing ever since. Now Mel’s buying his own bowling alley to ship to his own island, and the lead singer of Creed just might get drunk, beat his wife, then try to drink the lamp.

I’m at work you know. I’m not supposed to be laughing this much. Especially when I’m by myself and nobody’s around. It looks suspicious.

I have tons of respect for Mel Gibson. However, if I had my own island I would not only airlift a bowling alley, I would airlift a strip club full of nasty, kinky woman. lol. While I am at it, this could very well be the start of some kind of new civilization on Earth, he may want to start cloning versions of himself to keep a close eye on his island, and put up signs, “this island is equipped with Mel patrol, all violators will be airlifted off the island”. I would also have my clones airlift a nice Starbucks, and have all of Mel’s clones working there. If any of them question who is the real Mel while I order a Latte, I will pull out my certificate of authenticity.

i hate these celebs buying islands. Who the hell do they think they are? They dont even put good use to them. Where’s the parties, booze, drunk all-nighters? i dont hear about these things happening in their islands. I need to buy an island.

Maybe he’s creating a modern day Fantasy Island, where he’s Mr. Rourke in his snappy white tuxedo and he gets to fulfill some guy’s fantasy about being the best bowler EVER!! Then the devil comes in his black suit and tried to steal the guy’s soul… well, you know the rest.