andy samberg didn't get my mindfax that we are supposed to fall in love and have hippie indie rock jew love children. upsetting. possibly it could not penetrate the hair? he left too early for me to try jedi mind tricks.

put down the miller lites and get back to fucking work, please. i can't take it anymore! i'm watching CELEBRITY APPRENTICE FOR PETE'S SAKE. blerg.

first kiss zine!

It's gone but not forgotten, click the pic to check the FIrst Kiss blog!

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A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE ME

all bonkers intellectual property is property of my bonkers intellect.please, dig deep into your imaginations and come up with your own ridiculousness! because i feel quite attached to mine.and when you steal, you make the baby jesus cry.mmmkay?