5.And crossing Hogwarts' lake can get a bit dicey if the weather is bad. At least the giant squid is there to save you!

6.Then if you're a first-year, The Sorting Hat will make basically the biggest decision of your life. Are you going to be a Gryffindor lunkhead? A Slytherin douchebag? A Hufflepuff dweeb? Or a Ravenclaw smartass?