Saturday, April 14, 2007

A New Man

When I asked Gracie what she wanted for her birthday, she said she didn't want to be poked by my beard when I hugged her anymore. Her wish was my command, and she got a clean face for her 13th birthday. Happy B-Day Gracie, and to you a clean face.

Dave, All I need for my birthday is for you to shave those two patches on the side of your head.Okay, All I need is for you to shave those two patches on the side of your head and your mustache.All I need is for you to shave those two patches on the side of your head, your mustache and your legs.All I really need for my birthday is for you to shave those two patches of hair on the side of your head, your mustache, your legs, and that patch of hair on your chest that sticks out above your collar.No, All I need is for you to shave those two patches of hair on the sides of your head, your mustache, your legs, that patch of hair on your chest that sticks out above your collar, and your back. All I need is for you to shave those two patches of hair on the side of your head. your mustache, your legs, that patch of hair on your chest that sticks out above your collar, your back, and the hair on your toes.All I need is for you to shave the two patches of hair on the side of your head, your mustache, your legs, that patch of hair on your chest that sticks out above your collar, your back, the hair on your toes, and the hair in your nose.Do not worry! You have until December to fulfill my birthday wish. I don't even need a hug. A photo of you on your web page without hair will be more than sufficient to prove your love for me. Sincerely, Navin Johnson