Double the pants, double the crime

You’d think one pair of pants would be enough for everyone, wouldn’t you? Not fashion victims, though. Fashion victims require at least two pairs, as shown above: one baggy, one skinny, thus allowing them to “work” two trends at the same time.

These are also able in another, more subtle, but actually more alarming, version:

We don’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed that the retailer chose not to show us the side view of these trousers. You know, the one where you’d be able to see all the way up to the model’s crotch? We’re going to go with “relieved”, we think. What about you?