i dunno man i have watched a lot of holby city online for what reason i don't know and it's so terribly terribly inaccurate and i'm still so drunk i can't walk straight? so i think i'll be okay? but i will never understand the mens.

Being super drunk was cool! Also I got to cry on three separate other men who patted me in bewilderment and one took me out to the field to give me a rousing pep talk full of metaphors while I sobbed. tbh I can see the appeal of being drunk, like, all the time.

Ow. That is definitely lacking class even by dick move standards. I know you're going to roll with it and any thought of him will fall out of your brain sooner than you'd expect, but still . . . FUCK THAT GUY.

I married kind of a Darcy-ish asshole. (I think I was the only girl he was even nice to!) Separated now. We're still very close friends. Splitting up crushed me initially, but I cannot tell you how much of a relief it is now! Sometimes I'm giddy over it. God damn he was a pain in the ass!

I know. I wasn't quite as coherent cerebellarly at eight am when I woke up still drunk. :D Note I did not send any of these messages. I mean, I'm still gonna text him, but not any of those. BECAUSE I AM LOSER.

Ha, he is SO going to be a character in a book. In fact, he practically already is, which was the start of my problems...