Warlock School

It has long been passed down for generations but if you hold a taco to your ear you can hear faintly hear the confirmation click of a one star review for Warlock School. Now there have been many public and private debates on what Warlock School is. Well the person writing this write up doesn’t really know either. I am only kidding…of course I know what Warlock School is and you should too. The below list should help you what warlock is and what is might evolve into after a couple of battles. View The List…

Chips & Salsa… It’s Self Rez E5. In this, the fifth-ever episode of Self Rez, Bentrick has been rejoined by brave father, Caleb. Least importantly, former cohost Remy Ransom, returns ever diligently. Traveler save us all. We talk a lot about IGN’s First coverage of Destiny 2 and some of us get excited for the Beta NEXT WEEK. That’s right, listeners, next week we all get a shot to go on down to The Farm and find us some chickens to kick. Grab a taco and get involved by mailing school@ninjapancake.com!

Skippy Peanut-butter… It’s Warlock School – Self Rez E4! In this, the fourth-ever episode of Warlock School – Self Rez, Bentrick has been forsaken at his post by a father undertaking the most terrifying and dangerous event ever: Moving a child to a big boy bed. We can only hope Caleb survives this horrific endeavor. But never fear! Bentrick has help this week in the form of The Division AND Destiny loving duo of Remy and Tinkkz! It is truly a delicious time to be alive. Get involved and send a mail to school@ninjapancake.com!

Stadium Pretzels… Because it’s Warlock School: Self Rez E3. The intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb march on unassisted from a third member of their fireteam, somehow managing to go to the podcast light house! Not really, we’re not that clever. As you know it’s E3 week but those of you on PC will have to wait for news until next month regarding the affair. We apologize for this in advance.

Spicy Ramen… It’s Warlock School: Self Rez E2. The Titans are interrupted by some guest Warlocks. That’s a weird thing to say on a show called Warlock School, huh? Baby BShek and Commander Hirsch join the intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb for this second-ever second episode of Warlock School: Self Rez. They talk about how Bentrick is psychic and a lot of stuff Destiny 2 can do to not suck. Also Bentrick has decided he likes Easter eggs at the end of episodes. So don’t skip those ad bumpers, folks.

The mysteries of the universe have been unanswered since Episode 60 of Warlock School. You’ve been looking for answers, answers to the questions that are currently plaguing your mind. Feeling lost and alone you continued through your days, listening to dribble to fill the time, hoping your least favorite Destiny related podcast would return. With that being said, don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine… It’s Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 1. Bentrick and Caleb felt bringing the show back was a good idea, Remy and Watts weren’t ever going to do it, so why not? Your new hosts did manage to get Remy on to pass the torch and discuss the Destiny 2 Gameplay Premiere and the new direction of this show.

There hasn’t been much going on in the Destiny universe. So we’ve decided to produce an episode which will be our final round for the foreseeable future. It’s not that we don’t love you, it’s just we can’t do a show solely about one thing anymore. There’s not enough for us to talk about. In this episode we talk about SRL, which is something Pat thinks is more of a filler and Rem is actually totally cool with. The final round of Warlock School also gives our thoughts on what could be done to keep the players of Destiny consumed until more content releases. We also discuss our thoughts on subscriptions possibly helping bring content a little quicker or at least how we think it should work. Ever wonder what would happen if Patrick was the head of Destiny development with Remy as his hype man? The mysteries of the universe once more explained for Warlock School: The Final Round. Follow us on Twitter @WarlockSchool to find out what we’ll be up to next, you can also mail school@ninjapancake.com with your thoughts and questions. Patrick is @Medykuss, Rem can be found at @Rempancy.

Watts and Rem get together to do another fabled Brotocol edition of School this week for your listening pleasure. The main problem with this time of year is all the games that are coming out rapidly, how does one keep up? They discuss their current disgust of no longer being able to keep up with current releases in their adult age and the other tropes of growing up. Lost in the wastelands? Traversing Hoth? We aren’t right now but we’d love to hear of what you’re playing @WarlockSchool, have a question for the show? Send it on over to school@ninjapancake.com where Warlock Operators are standing by to assist you in your own Brotocol-related issues.

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