AND SPEAKING OF VOMIT: I haven't had the, uh, pleasure of watching MTV's The Osbournes, but I intend to rectify that after reading Thomas Hibbs' piece on it in today's National Review Online. My favorite line from the review involves Ozzy's wife Sharon asking him why he doesn't incorporate bubbles into his stage act. Answer: "I won't have f***ing bubbles! I'm the Prince of f***ing Darkness, Sharon!''