The Purple heart seems popular with the fakers. Im not sure they know what it is.

War storey alertz!:

Our cook got a PH during the surge in Iraq. Mortar round hit the chow hall and forks went flying and got the cook in the ass. Well, lower left leg on the back. He had never put a foot outside the wire.

The same week our Stryker got blown the fuck up, front wheel, TC side, and we in the back were ok but the driver and gunner got a good bang, with the gunner being medevaced with serious injuries.

Some injuries are more painful than others. And not all will draw blood. Your cook was wounded as the result of enemy action that evidently required medical attention. It matters not a wit if it was a fork or a fragment that got him in the ass.

“Doris Miller, known as “Dorie” to shipmates and friends, was born in Waco, Texas, on 12 October 1919, to Henrietta and Conery Miller. He had three brothers, one of which served in the Army during World War II. While attending Moore High School in Waco, he was a fullback on the football team. He worked on his father’s farm before enlisting in the U.S Navy as Mess Attendant, Third Class, at Dallas, Texas, on 16 September 1939, to travel, and earn money for his family. He later was commended by the Secretary of the Navy, was advanced to Mess Attendant, Second Class and First Class, and subsequently promoted to Cook, Third Class.”

“Following training at the Naval Training Station, Norfolk, Virginia, Miller was assigned to the ammunition ship USS Pyro (AE-1) where he served as a Mess Attendant, and on 2 January 1940 was transferred to USS West Virginia (BB-48), where he became the ship’s heavyweight boxing champion. In July of that year he had temporary duty aboard USS Nevada (BB-36) at Secondary Battery Gunnery School. He returned to West Virginia and on 3 August, and was serving in that battleship when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941. Miller had arisen at 6 a.m., and was collecting laundry when the alarm for general quarters sounded. He headed for his battle station, the antiaircraft battery magazine amidship, only to discover that torpedo damage had wrecked it, so he went on deck. Because of his physical prowess, he was assigned to carry wounded fellow Sailors to places of greater safety. Then an officer ordered him to the bridge to aid the mortally wounded Captain of the ship. He subsequently manned a 50 caliber Browning anti-aircraft machine gun until he ran out of ammunition and was ordered to abandon ship.”

“Miller was commended by the Secretary of the Navy Frank Knox on 1 April 1942, and on 27 May 1942 he received the Navy Cross, which Fleet Admiral (then Admiral) Chester W. Nimitz, the Commander in Chief, Pacific Fleet personally presented to Miller on board aircraft carrier USS Enterprise (CV-6) for his extraordinary courage in battle. Speaking of Miller, Nimitz remarked:

This marks the first time in this conflict that such high tribute has been made in the Pacific Fleet to a member of his race and I’m sure that the future will see others similarly honored for brave acts.”

“On 13 December 1941, Miller reported to USS Indianapolis (CA-35), and subsequently returned to the west coast of the United States in November 1942. Assigned to the newly constructed USS Liscome Bay (CVE-56) in the spring of 1943, Miller was on board that escort carrier during Operation Galvanic, the seizure of Makin and Tarawa Atolls in the Gilbert Islands. Liscome Bay’s aircraft supported operations ashore between 20-23 November 1943. At 5:10 a.m. on 24 November, while cruising near Butaritari Island, a single torpedo from Japanese submarine I-175 struck the escort carrier near the stern. The aircraft bomb magazine detonated a few moments later, sinking the warship within minutes. Listed as missing following the loss of that escort carrier, Miller was officially presumed dead 25 November 1944, a year and a day after the loss of Liscome Bay. Only 272 Sailors survived the sinking of Liscome Bay, while 646 died.”

“In addition to the Navy Cross, Miller was entitled to the Purple Heart Medal; the American Defense Service Medal, Fleet Clasp; the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal; and the World War II Victory Medal.”

“Commissioned on 30 June 1973, USS Miller (FF-1091), a Knox-class frigate, was named in honor of Doris Miller.”

Get History Schooled Slow Joe. Just because someone didn’t have an 11, 13, or 18 MOS doesn’t mean they didn’t have honorable service. Takes a buncha cooks, clerks, POGs, and REMFs to keep the beans and bullets flowing forward. And those types can slow down/stop a projectile like any one else.

My point was that many people outside the military think that a Purple Heart is evidence of heroic derring-do Hollywood style, when in reality the PH is awarded for being wounded by enemy action regardless of the type of action.

I never said our cook didn’t deserve his PH, just that you get the same Medal for a little wound that doesn’t even get you a day off, and for a major injury that disables you for the rest of your life, or even kills you.

Many civilians don’t understand that, and fakers and embellishers seem to cater to that segment of the population that have no idea, and no interest, in how awards work in the military.

Therefore, what I mean is that you can get a PH by being in the receiving end of indirect fires, well away from the shooting, inside a major FOB, and thus is no evidence of being in combat as presented by valor thieves.

Your point is well taken. The PH, contrary to what this never served douchebag says, is never “earned.” It is awarded for being in the wrong spot on the planet at the wrong point in time. Sometimes a soldier gets one because he was “in the shit,” but not always. I almost “earned” one because I had the misfortune of flying low level in a Huey about to land that happened fly over the bad guys who had just had a massive firefight with a rifle company. I was a passenger going to pick up a battalion commander who happened to be with that infantry company. I was not doing anything heroic. I was glad I didn’t “earn” one, as there were two bullet holes in the spot where I was sitting a minute before the aircraft was hit with about a dozen AK rounds. Had I not sat down on the middle of that canvas bench seat after stepping forward to look out the wind screen to see where we were going to land, I would likely not be here to post this.

He’s proud his parents fucked in a foreign land and the only reason they get to stay is the generosity of the American people? I don’t understand people who are proud of things they had absolutely nothing to do with creating. He’s so proud in fact that he steals the actual blood and effort of real American soldiers to support his personal political beliefs. Not surprising what with the Democrats having a bunch of folks who misremember their service with alarming regularity…I’m looking at you Senator Blumenthal you lying sack of shit.

Well Mr. Perez here’s a little lesson on free speech in America, you can lie your ass off to make yourself famous and sometimes you get to reap the Karmic benefit of such actions. Here’s hoping you get everything you deserve for your inability to speak honestly.

I know there are some Democrats in uniform. I know there are even a few of the Koolaid drinkers like this douchenozzle. But the closer one gets to the tip of the spear, the less likely that shit becomes.

If this fuckstick was a Ranger and this big of a chigger, I’d be getting a Powerball ticket.

I can only recall a few folks that leaned left during my time in the Regiment. Of course that was in the kinder gentler days when we were considered “junior varsity”. Those folks did not stay long in the unit because they felt to much right wing pressure.
I don’t recall seeing any Rangers on the POW list of late, certainly not for 16 days. Maybe Mr. Perez is referring to his days held by Border Patrol or the local Sheriff?

Vote AYE!! Calling Chip NASA you are cleared hot. Make 2 passes cause this one is a big asshole. Expend all on Jesus L. Perez, aka Jesse Perez of California, valor/oxygen stealing POS phony Ranger, phony POW, but real scumbag. What became you shoulda run down yo mama’s leg.

I also vote “AYE” and say that the best part of Jesus L. Perez stained the backseat upholstery of a rusted-out AMC Pacer out behind a 7-11 in a run-down part of town, I’m talking about a ‘hood SO GREASY that the cockroaches and rodents had to wear steel cleats to get around!

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I think his is MOS 999U…Unicorn. Much like the mystical creature neither it nor “Jessie’s” military careers ever existed.

Plus, for a POSer he’s not even trying. Where is the requisite bling? No Ranger hat, t-shirt, license plate, tattoo or vest. All he has is stoooopid opinion which he tries to give validate by claiming a he was a vet. And not just any vet, he goes full-on POSer by claiming to be a member of an elite fighting unit…go big or go home as no using in posing as clerk/typist.

Reason you won’t see his name in the movie. The only character in Black Hawk Down with a fictional name. THe Army made an arrangement to use real Black Hawk helicopters if the producers agreed to use a fictional name (He was sentenced just before the movie came out.)

Jesus L. Perez was not an Army Ranger
Jesus L. Perez was not a Prisoner of War
Jesus L. Perez never received a Purple Heart
Jesus L. Perez never served in the US Military
Jesus L. Perez did not spend 10 years in the US Army
Jesus L. Perez does not have multiple combat deployments
Jesus L. Perez is a not retired from the US Army

Jesus L. Perez served with the 75mm Anal Intruder Regiment. He was wounded during a full on Anal Assault at the local gay bar. He had his wounds “tended” to by someone named Manning. After which, Jesus L. Perez re-entered the assault and was captured and treated like a middle eastern mountain goat for the next 11 days.

Not to be a Sock Puppet, but Dave Harding you are reading a few things into Jesse’s posts. In the first two he is simply insulting the President for saying Senator John McCain was not a War Hero for being a POW, only for what he did as a POW (this part gets forgotten by the Liberal media). In the second post where he calls President Trump #CadetBoneSpurs he says the president hates POWs (of course unfounded). Only in his last posting (that you show) does he claim himself to have been a POW and earned Purple Hearts.

Please continue with the name calling:
Jesus “Jesse” Perez was never an Army Ranger.
Jesus “Jesse” Perez never earned a Purple Heart
Jesus “Jesse” Perez was never in the Army or military
Jesus “Jesse” Perez was never a POW

Aside from the fact that many POW POSers think it is heroic to be a former POW, we should keep in mind that being captured by the enemy does not per se make one a hero. A soldier/service member can end up a POW and be a coward. Our most recent example is not-a-sergeant Berg-boi, who deserted his unit and went on walk-about to find the Taliban.

For other examples, see GARWOOD, Robert R. (Vietnam Conflict) and SUBIC, Joseph Jr. (Teheran Embassy Seizure). Both were determined to have “not served honorably as a POW” due to actively collaborating with the enemy. In Subic’s case, reputedly only Presidential intervention saved him from court-martial; he was administratively discharged instead.

Here is a link to Joseph Subic, Jr. He has not been a model citizen since his return to the States. He was a police chief and was arrested. You can read of his exploits below. The article mentions his being a captive of Iran for 444 days.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it. – The Great One

Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A US Army Ranger.
Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest areas.
Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind The Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at The Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has teeny-boppers afraid of him.
Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculpted rat turds.
Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google®™ and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that, Jesus L. Perez?

Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A US Army Ranger.
Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest areas.
Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind The Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at The Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has teeny-boppers afraid of him.
Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculpted rat turds.
Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google®™ and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that, Jesus L. Perez?

Jesus L. Perez was NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
Jesus L. Perez was NEVER a US Army Ranger.
Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
Jesus L. Perez looks likes he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest stops.
Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind the Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
Jesus L. Perez was NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at the Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has tennie-boopers afraid of him.
Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculptured rat turds.
Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google(R) TM and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that Jesus L. Perez?

Jesus L. Perez was NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
Jesus L. Perez was NEVER a US Army Ranger.
Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
Jesus L. Perez looks likes he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest stops.
Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind the Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
Jesus L. Perez was NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at the Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has tennie-boopers afraid of him.
Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculptured rat turds.
Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google(R) TM and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that Jesus L. Perez?

Hey, ‘Ranger’, do you have a thousand yard stare behind those Foster Grants? BTW, you don’t represent well. We have come to expect Rangers and SEALs to have a Harley, thousand yard stare, a mutt (preferably one with ‘service dog’ outfit), doorag, lots of tats, a bimbo on your arm, and other embellishments which others can mention. You also have to have the PTSD from your time as a POW. I imagine you were tortured to extract sensitive information. Ranger Up, Homes.

BTW, stroll over to Google. You are now internationally famous and will be until the end of time. Congratulations, Ranger. We also expect you to threaten us with legal action for defamation. A sock puppet would really be awesome. Tell us about your lawer. No Ranger can be without a lawer.

OK, now a bit on the “Cadet Bone Spurs” remark as I see that from a liberal on another site I frequent.

Had Trump been a Democrat, people like him would have been going on about how that doesn’t make a difference. If he’d served (regardless of MOS) they would have thanked him for his service.

But since he’s a Republican, they prefer to make a big deal about his deferments (Get back to me with the SRBs of Bill, Hillary or Barack when you can. Thanks) and imply cowardice. And if he had served? The Russian investigation would have been running alongside investigations into “War Crimes.”

It gets tiresome and I really wish that they’d come up with something new once in a while.

Oh, that’s right…I have seen you post on the Townhall family of sites. Yeah, I think you are referring to “Conservative_Hispanic” who tried to hijack “ Conservative Hispanic’s” handle. That idiot ends his posts with KABOOM! Hey, it’s probably this Jesus dude here…phony veteran, phony Conservative, possible phony Hispanic!

And to think Brother Poe, this fool is one of the ones that we signed that blank check for. I ducked into that site, I guess he is trying to make amends? Not sure. But yeah, these mf’ers that come into our country waving a flag that ain’t an American Flag can just kiss my ass.

And another thing, dickhead Jesse Pedro get the f out, if it wasn’t for the 2nd A the 1st A would be long gone! grrrrrrr

Yeah, about that “blank check”…the memo line on mine says “Except for this motherfucker right here!” I wouldn’t piss on this clown if he was on fire. However, in his case, I am a big proponent of the old saying “Build a man a fire, and he’s warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

I just read through his posts(whatever it’s called on twitter). Accusing Blackwater contractors of raping and murdering “thousands of girls, women and boys” is past forgivable for me. I don’t care if you do admit you lied. Accusing warriors of that when you’ve never served yourself takes the lies to a whole new level. I don’t generally wish anyone ill, but for you Jesus, I hope your life is one excruciating misery after another and every time your forget what you’ve done, someone is there to remind. The internet is forever after all.

Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER in the US Army according to Official Records found.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A US Army Ranger.
Jesus L. Perez was likely an “Anchor Baby”.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he enjoys sniffing toilet seats while trolling for a date in highway rest areas.
Jesus L. Perez couldn’t even make it as a Junior Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Jesus L. Perez looks like a walking back alley cum dumpster from behind The Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER A POW.
Jesus L. Perez lives near San Foo-foo CA where he has no shortage of Bath Houses to frequent.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER deployed to a Combat Zone.
The only thing Ranger about Jesus L. Perez was likely a Ford 1983 model he had with an underpowered four cylinder engine with no A/C.
Jesus L. Perez was a car accident, one that happened in the back seat of a rusted out AMC Pacer behind a 7/11 in the ratty section of town.
Jesus L. Perez looks like a wannabe pole dancer at The Blue Oyster.
Jesus L. Perez WAS NEVER awarded The Purple Heart.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he SHOULD NOT be left unsupervised around children and teenagers.
Jesus L. Perez looks like he thinks he appears intimidating much like a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz rookie thinks he has teeny-boppers afraid of him.
Jesus L. Perez wanted to join the Navy because he giggled when they told him he’s be surrounded by Seamen and he thought they said semen.
Jesus L. Perez’s metrosexual hairdo looks like a pile of sculpted rat turds.
Jesus L. Perez is discovering The Power of Google®™ and it will continue to build on Jesus L. Perez while Jesus L. Perez learns that the Internet is forever, got that, Jesus L. Perez?

True story. The other side of a Purple Heart tale and the VA, spent year in foreign country during what ever you want to call it as has been called a lot of things despite losing 58,000 people. Went to VA for initial evaluation and when in exit revue was asked questions and quick look over by the nurse. During the session I told her I had a Mortar round hit a tree behind me. During her look over of me she noticed a lump between my first and second knuckle of left hand and asked about it. I told her it was a small piece of steel that I have had there for many years. Boy the lights came on in her mind, Mortar round, piece of steel in body, she quickly says we can surgically remove that piece of metal and put you in for a purple heart, well I’ll be darned, me a worthless USAF aircraft maintenance person and a purple heart. WOW!!!! Lowly me a purple heart, sorry darlin but maybe some day I might get the steel removed but I don’t think anyone would give a worthless bum like me a purple heart for a piece of steel that I got in my hand after I got out and was working on a farm. Same nurse, who has super powers and knowledge of some sort, had me stand up fully dressed and turn around and With her expertise told me I had neither AO or PTSD from that exam as I was never in an area of AO. Funny as there are 3 bases there that are hot spots and no I wasn’t in the north one or south one, just the one in the middle. Now if you don’t mind I gonna go look in the mirror to see if I have a hole in the back of my head or a glass plate that let her visually examine my brain.

If you are talking about me, you are mistaken as One of my classmates was wounded there and went back to his unit and was KIA over there and another severely wounded and neither of their grave markers from the Govt has no mention of a purple heart noted on either one. And I am sorry but I would never stoop so low as to try to get one as it is because of the 5 on the wall from my H/S, I feel like I failed in my lousy duty over there.

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