My brother had been away at a concert quite a drive from our home, he arrived later that night wearing his newly bought Lamb of Godandotherbands T-shirt. He came into the living room where my extremely religious mother was watching some Fox News, she looked at the shirt and said completely serious, "oh that's a nice shirt. Glad to see you representing our faith"..

Everybody needs to admit that they pick their nose. I mean come on. I think it's pretty weird if you don't pick your nose. Sometimes a tissue just doesn't cut it, and there's nothing more satisfying than unlodging a particularly uncomfortable nugget from the dark corners of your nostril.

I understand that it's not exactly the most polite thing to do in social situations but seriously, there's always that one evil bastard that you can feel each and every time you breathe through your nose, and it drives you insane. You'd give anything to be alone so you can pull the fucker out and feel the fresh clean nostril feeling. Sure it's not the cool thing to do, but I hope you don't put yourself through unneeded nasal stress just to impress a bunch of people around you that you probably don't even know.