Brenda: We be seein' thee stew on the wallAn' the floors an' carpet too

Both: Now wiv grog in our 'andsThere's be no way we disguise it secretlySo we take each other's 'and (Brenda: Me 'and, Bart, not that!)'Cause we seem ter understand thee hurgency

Bart: Jus' remember

Brenda: You're thee one thing

Bart: I be not gettin' enough of

Brenda: So I'll tell yer sumfing

Both:This may be love because

(CHORUS)Both: Now oi've 'ad thee grog o' me loifeNo oi never felt this drunk beforeYes oi swear it be thee truthAn' oi owe it all ter you'Cause oi've 'ad the grog o' me loifeAn' oi've searched through every gentleman's establishment'Til I found the stewAn' I owe it all ter you

(CHORUS)Both: Now oi've 'ad thee grog o' me loifeNo oi never felt this drunk beforeYes oi swear it be thee truthAn' oi owe it all ter you'Cause oi've 'ad the grog o' me loifeAn' oi've searched through every gentleman's establishment'Til I found the stewAn' I owe it all ter you

Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm a Dada-ist,Rugby fish in a hammock.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

Now look at them pyrates that's the way yer do itSail yer ships upon thee wide blue seaThat ain't workin' that's the way yer do itPlunder for nothin' wenches for freeNow that ain't workin' that's the way yer do itLemme tell ya them lads ain't dumbRobbin' treasures from the Spanish galleonsChasin' the wenches an' drinkin' rum.

I shoulda' learned to sail the oceansI shoulda' learned to fight an' not runLook at that mama, she got 'em hangin' on the counterMan we could 'ave 'ad some funThe Capt'n's up there, what's that ? Arrrggghhhin' noises ?Plank walkin' the Spanyerd to the deep blue seaThat ain't workin' that's the way yer do itGet yer plunder for nothin' yer wenches for free

Now that ain't workin' that's the way yer do itSail yer ship upon thee wide blue seaThat ain't workin' that's the way yer do itPlunder for nothin' get yer wenches for freePlunder for nothin' get wenches for free