Seriously, this is how I imagine I looked like as an 8 year old thinking I had made up my own version of kung fu.

It looks a lot like the slap fighting employed in many elementary schools across the country. It even has the same limp wristed rolling strikes and the same lean away, turn the head defense against other slap fighters.

I think I have seen my daughter do the same kick when she is playing Dance Central on the Xbox 360.

Sadly I have to say all the Chunners I have seen at least were able to muster up the muscle to be able to hold their wrists straight when making a punch. These asses on the other hand seem to be punching with a combination of the back of their wrists and hands.