2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

25. Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

Good morning everyboomie.

I will sleep so good tonight. My consciousness faded long before the daylight did.

We had such a beautiful day after the early morning dreary start, and late afternoon brought sunshine, so Baby and I headed across the road to head hunt.

My behind is very sore from working in the yard, and squatting to pick up so many leaves, and old mulch, and then squatting to dig for arrowheads across the road.

I only did the front yard today which is the easy side of the house. That leaves the back yard, which is a mountain of leaves, and twigs, and acorns.

Something just occured to me. No one ever sees the back yard so I should just leave it to nature.

That, however, is the wrong thought....naturally.

My uncle is coming down to visit tomorrow, and I work Sat. & Sun., then I'm off again on Mon. and Tue. So......

Another thought occurs to me.

It stands to reason that I should leave the back yard till next year.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

Edited by gymcandy1 (02/07/1310:10 PM)

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Good morning Joe,Ana Don't know why I'm up so early,I should be sleeping I won't be going any where today as they want everyone to stay off the roads,no school,public transportation stops at 3:00 this afternoon! I guess we're in for a Doozy of a Blizzard So I will try to nap latern snow yet but a black sky,Coffee is on I'll keep it hot and fresh.Gail,Midge,Gerry hopeing we all don't lose power,enjoy your day everyone

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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Cailyn and Haroula. We are waiting for the snowstorm to start this morning. We have a blizzard warning for the whole state of Connecticut. One to two feet of snow is expected before it ends Saturday afternoon. High winds are expected to cause the power to go out. Hope everyone has a safe day!

Good morning. They're forecasting 2 feet or more on the South Shore. I have to work this morning. Hopefully I'll be back home before the snow storm gets bad. Wow we're in for a beaut. I hope everyone stays safe. Have a good day all.

Good morning everyone. Prayers to all in the path of the storm. May you be safe and your power remain on. To all here and all who follow may your TGIF be a Good one. Danish, Cinnamon Rolls, Bacon Sandwiches, and Hot Chocolate in the NC.

It's not a great day out there today, but it is a day, so let's make it a good one!

Son and Cully must be napping. I'll be interested to hear if the boys slept in their own room last night. Later son has a "field trip" with Per...they are going out to eat. The Cully will stay with me so drama will ensue, but will stop as soon as dad clears the door.

My good friend and neighbor's 83rd birthday was yesterday. She's got more energy and drive than 2 of me! I gave her a set of those 'flameless candles' which I LOVE. Got them all over my house. Make great lights to just brighten a dark corner, look like real candles, smell like real candles, flicker like real candles and run on batteries which last a looooong time even when on 24/7. No more worrying about her starting a fire over there (she loves candles) when she falls asleep in her recliner watching TV.

I'm beginning to see the 'good' side of raccoons. The mom has been back about every 2 weeks for a 'snack' and now the babies are starting to appear to scarf up every bit of food in sight. Actually this is turning out good for me since the outdoorsie cats tend to leave some canned food on the plates (the possums eat some) and it gets dried out overnight and nobody wants it. BUT the raccoons gobble it up and lick the plates clean. Yup, it's a mixed blessing/curse with baby raccons, who are now almost ss big as mom! Only way to tell them apart is the babies have shorter tails.

Supposed to rain. Not seeing it. And I'm on the lookout for that 'killer cop' who is mad at the world and has killed 3 people (revenge for getting fired) and wounded others and is leading police everywhere on a merry chase. He's smart, he's playing games and he was HERE. Only a few miles away (about 3) and who knows where else. Scary scary. He's a decorated veteran, smart guy, feels he got a raw deal (might have ya never know) and now has gone off the deep end and is taking it out on the police, especially those directly connected to his firing AND their families. He killed the daughter of his Captain and her fiance and promises to kill others. It's crazy. Hope they find him soon. They are now looking in the town of Big Bear, CA where they found his burned out truck. I think he's still down here and that was a decoy. Yup. Detective Sorta on the job.