tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73054316666201226562017-10-16T19:01:46.021-04:00Justice Fo AllHerr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-7435211777877043012009-03-20T15:34:00.013-04:002009-04-15T22:11:51.551-04:00double hernia operation<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/ScT1CA3_MQI/AAAAAAAAAcM/zDryzOm_yMQ/s1600-h/krok.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 317px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/ScT1CA3_MQI/AAAAAAAAAcM/zDryzOm_yMQ/s320/krok.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315642875147399426" /></a><br /><br />i'm no lomger interested in having sex, internet porn is enough for me.<br /><br />i also had that nasty nubin on my stomach stuck back in.<br /><br />The pain is really bad though.<br /><br />in a bit of good news i was able to make a small fart this morning.<br /><br />Six days since the operation and i was able to go number 2 today, thank you milk of magnesia.<br /><br />update, i know i said i wasn't going to have sex anymore but that was before Valerie Bertonelli lost 50 lbs. i really want to get back in sex condition for Valerie.<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iyuWUCJau8">sweating</a></strong>Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com82tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-44686667655634803692008-12-31T22:36:00.001-05:002008-12-31T22:36:49.402-05:00Happy New Year<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="450" height="450" id="PlayAnim" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="false" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.faceinhole.com/PlayAnim.swf?versao=1&swf=anim017.swf&uilang=US&folder=08/12/31/&img=16faf7d8c1f162039f3&numHoles=1" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /><embed src="http://www.faceinhole.com/PlayAnim.swf?versao=1&swf=anim017.swf&uilang=US&folder=08/12/31/&img=16faf7d8c1f162039f3&numHoles=1" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="450" height="450" name="PlayAnim" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></object>Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-59723801533830762532008-12-23T22:09:00.001-05:002008-12-23T22:09:33.673-05:00Franki on the Krok Show<embed src = "http://www.xtranormal.com/players/jwplayer.swf" width = "500" height = "350" allowscriptaccess = "always" allowfullscreen = "true" flashvars = "height=350&width=500&file=http://video.xtranormal.com/highres/81f368ee-d15a-11dd-8d19-001b210acd5f_14.flv&image=http://video.xtranormal.com/highres/81f368ee-d15a-11dd-8d19-001b210acd5f_14_0.jpg&searchbar=false&autostart=false"></embed>Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-27940543205622363092007-07-22T19:35:00.001-04:002007-07-22T19:47:24.457-04:00Woman Arrested for kissing Penis of a Replica of Michael Angelo’s David by American Artist Herr Krokodil<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqPp-3FVwqI/AAAAAAAAAL4/6G5NkjML3Ks/s1600-h/statue.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqPp-3FVwqI/AAAAAAAAAL4/6G5NkjML3Ks/s320/statue.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090169270006301346" /></a><br />AKRON, Ohio — A woman has been arrested on suspicion of kissing the penis of a replica of Michael Angelo’s David by American artist Herr Krokodil and smudging the statue’s bone-white penis with her lipstick, Ohio judicial officials said Saturday.<br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqPqS3FVwrI/AAAAAAAAAMA/BnQb3QsLhMc/s1600-h/hot54.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqPqS3FVwrI/AAAAAAAAAMA/BnQb3QsLhMc/s200/hot54.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090169613603685042" /></a><br />Police said they arrested a woman whose, identity has not been released, after she kissed the statue’s penis on Thursday. The woman keeps insisting that the statue is a colleague and is 19-years-old. If found competent the woman will be tried in a court in the southern city of Youngstown on Aug. 16 for "damage to a work of art," judicial officials said.<br /><br />The statue, which is worth an estimated $20 million, was on display at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Akron. It is part of an exhibition slated to run at the museum through Sept. 30th, 2010.<br /><br />Krokodil is known for his abstract sculpting techniques, repetitive themes and the use of his own body as the model for his statues.<br /><br />Police say the woman was wearing a distinctive orange shade of lipstick so the arrest was rather easy. <br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqPsT3FVwsI/AAAAAAAAAMI/QncwQmAUPEw/s1600-h/fur785.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqPsT3FVwsI/AAAAAAAAAMI/QncwQmAUPEw/s200/fur785.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090171829806809794" /></a><br />Krokodil has lived in Davie for over half- century. He won the prestigious Golden Gator award at the Micanopy Statue Biennale in 2001.<br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-90660497546207794422007-07-21T19:03:00.000-04:002007-07-21T19:06:13.124-04:00Picture Stolen From DoozieDoozie,<br /><br />I altered the picture because I did not find it exciting.<br /><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqKRJXFVwpI/AAAAAAAAALw/2iNvyHgsPPQ/s1600-h/cloud.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqKRJXFVwpI/AAAAAAAAALw/2iNvyHgsPPQ/s400/cloud.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5089790118883345042" /></a><br /><br />Justice fo' all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-11266894672353420432007-07-21T08:59:00.000-04:002007-07-21T09:00:11.743-04:00Nuclear Power vs. Renewable EnergyIt would take one windmill to power Dirty’s vibrator while one nuclear rod could power all the vibrators in Ohio. This video gives a rare glimpse of the Wind and its power. I really think the Wind is trying to mislead you. <br /><br />If a nuclear plant has a meltdown a horn will sound and you can get in your car and hall butt the other way.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2mTLO2F_ERY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2mTLO2F_ERY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-36710661588819641542007-07-20T20:54:00.000-04:002007-07-20T20:57:23.234-04:00Three Hour TourAt my thirty-year class reunion, the fellas carried me around the Sheraton Sand Key shouting Herr Kokodil is omnipotent, not impotent. Why you ask. Because back in high school I put the names of the girls who would look great in thirty years in one tube and put the girls who would be obese slobs in another. The rule of the game was the girl had to be attractive back in high school. Well I’ve always been able to pick the hottest and most wild chicks, so I won.<br /><br />But, to this day I cannot decide whether I would have shacked up with Ginger or Maryanne on Gilligan’s Island. This really bugs me. You say do both, but I always choose the best and what if the one I had sex with first wasn’t the best? Then I would have been wrong.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rELOFvy81CI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rELOFvy81CI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-74985766907106601252007-07-19T20:53:00.000-04:002007-07-19T20:56:43.422-04:00Birds Take Up Residence In Man's Afro<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqAIK6mBC6I/AAAAAAAAALo/0m5qxdacbx0/s1600-h/fro321.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RqAIK6mBC6I/AAAAAAAAALo/0m5qxdacbx0/s400/fro321.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5089076562549083042" /></a><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">AHHH! Virginia Doctor Finds Birds Living In Man's Afro</span></strong><br /><br />(OPP) Doctors thought the strange, chirping coming from Matt’s head might be from dry eyes or edemas. Then a seagull flew out of his fro.<br /><br />A doctor found five birds living in his fro, 4 seagulls and 1 albatross.<br /><br />"I'd put my hand on my head and out flew a bird. I thought the chirping was blood coursing through my head," Matt told the liberal media.<br /><br />"I could hear them. I actually thought I was going crazy."<br /><br />Matt said he likely received the bird infestation while on a kayaking trip to DC this summer. Bird infestations are not uncommon in men who wear fros.<br /><br />"It was weird and traumatic," said Matt, of Arlington. "I would get this pain that would drop me to my knees."<br /><br />Matt's girlfriend, Sarah, teased him about it.<br /><br />"I told him, 'I will love you through your fro birds,'" she told the liberal newspaper.<br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-82992562262695969202007-07-18T19:39:00.001-04:002007-07-18T21:19:51.161-04:00Cute Deaf Mute Using Sign Language Triggers Brawl<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rp63VamBC5I/AAAAAAAAALg/Swfj1w5rQbo/s1600-h/handsig.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rp63VamBC5I/AAAAAAAAALg/Swfj1w5rQbo/s320/handsig.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088706207519148946" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Akron, OHIO — A brawl involving four men and a woman apparently began over a misunderstanding when a woman who is deaf and mute was communicating through sign language and some men got the wrong message, thinking that the hand gestures were disrespectful.<br /><br />Police say what resulted was a brawl outside a smoothie store in east Akron.<br /><br />Sarah Dirty, 28, had just turned a corner in her Ford van when she noticed a truck with three hot men alongside her van. The deaf mute woman started signing “If I wasn’t married I’d lick your entire body,” police said.<br /> <br />The men thought the sign language gestures were showing disrespect toward them, police said. The men made some gestures of their own and cut in front of Ms. Dirty forcing her into the parking lot of the smoothie store.<br /><br />In the parking lot, the three men from the truck jumped Ms. Dirty, police said.<br /><br />The boyfriend of Ms. Dirty, Matt Outawork, who volunteers at the smoothie store, came out and began pummeling the three men.<br /><br />Police said “that young man Matt saved her life.”<br /><br />When police searched Dirty they found several plastic baggies of meth, a glass pipe and $691 in her pockets, court documents said.<br /><br />The investigation into the brawl is ongoing.<br /><br />Justice fo' all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-3311308136995604422007-07-17T20:06:00.000-04:002007-07-17T20:11:25.358-04:00I'm Furious<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rp1ak6mBC4I/AAAAAAAAALY/hLyE1gdNI6U/s1600-h/snow852.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rp1ak6mBC4I/AAAAAAAAALY/hLyE1gdNI6U/s320/snow852.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088322744249027458" /></a><br />How can I go get a snowcone with the top down and hit range balls when it's thundering? Mother nature is showin me <strong>disrespect</strong>.<br /><br />Justice fo' all?Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-60410681191275658622007-07-17T19:16:00.000-04:002007-07-17T19:18:50.537-04:00Paint Brush Embedded In Painter's Head<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rp1OCKmBC3I/AAAAAAAAALQ/QJNG-V1bMF0/s1600-h/fro+brush.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rp1OCKmBC3I/AAAAAAAAALQ/QJNG-V1bMF0/s320/fro+brush.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088308953109039986" /></a><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Washington Painter Failed To Notice Embedded Paint Brush In Her Head</span></strong><br /><br />(OPP) Painter Ms. Doozie Beagles kept painting for more than 3-days despite the headaches that started after a clash with a fellow painter.<br /><br />Doozie was painting for the local college during the July 15 incident where brushes were used as knives involving fellow painter Paco Jesus Hernandez. She had numerous body wounds stitched up afterward but didn’t make a thorough check of her head, the Press reported Tuesday.<br /><br />Doozie said “I got the best of that wetback, he stole my favorite brush, that was disrespectful.”<br /><br />Doozie later suffered an eye infection and complained of lethargy and shooting pains in her head.<br /><br />Then last week, her doctor found a paint brush imbedded in her head.<br /><br />"I can laugh about it now, but the doctor told me it could have been serious," “I guess I didn’t notice the paintbrush because I had started to wear my hair in a fro,“ Doozie said.<br /><br />"I've got the paint brush at home, sitting on the bedside table next to my picture of Herr Krokodil," she said. "If he (Paco) comes looking for that paint brush, I’m going to stab him in the head."<br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-19492438274439482872007-07-16T19:16:00.001-04:002007-07-16T19:21:04.176-04:00What If Yo Mammy Had Been Knocked-up By A Homie<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv9GamBC0I/AAAAAAAAAK4/pay8PlER7CM/s1600-h/fro952.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv9GamBC0I/AAAAAAAAAK4/pay8PlER7CM/s400/fro952.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938490704923458" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv9GamBC1I/AAAAAAAAALA/fsHNfXV60b0/s1600-h/buckwheat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv9GamBC1I/AAAAAAAAALA/fsHNfXV60b0/s400/buckwheat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938490704923474" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv9GamBC2I/AAAAAAAAALI/-qc0yKDKoX8/s1600-h/don.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv9GamBC2I/AAAAAAAAALI/-qc0yKDKoX8/s400/don.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938490704923490" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8tqmBCvI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/m-2KuTnZCfY/s1600-h/fro54.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8tqmBCvI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/m-2KuTnZCfY/s400/fro54.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938065503161074" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8t6mBCwI/AAAAAAAAAKY/EFL_PYo1YVU/s1600-h/fro573.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8t6mBCwI/AAAAAAAAAKY/EFL_PYo1YVU/s400/fro573.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938069798128386" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8t6mBCxI/AAAAAAAAAKg/rYpgBpPUXug/s1600-h/fro654.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8t6mBCxI/AAAAAAAAAKg/rYpgBpPUXug/s400/fro654.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938069798128402" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8t6mBCyI/AAAAAAAAAKo/UBaQEXUpsCQ/s1600-h/fro741.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8t6mBCyI/AAAAAAAAAKo/UBaQEXUpsCQ/s400/fro741.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938069798128418" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8uKmBCzI/AAAAAAAAAKw/KScu8IOYlBg/s1600-h/fro852.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/Rpv8uKmBCzI/AAAAAAAAAKw/KScu8IOYlBg/s400/fro852.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087938074093095730" /></a><br /><br />Justice fo' all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-57488856982009848782007-07-15T21:01:00.000-04:002007-07-15T21:05:33.343-04:00What Was The White Boy Thinking?White Javelin thrower misfires and spears the honkie doing the long jump. This is why I don't go to track and field events, they're dangerous. I'll never forget in High School I got hit in the head with the shot put.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WK0zGx9DmLg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WK0zGx9DmLg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Justice fo all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-82298196936932043642007-07-15T10:01:00.000-04:002007-07-15T10:12:17.898-04:00Happy Birthday DirtyI can't believe I forgot your birthday. Hope you had a great day. This birthday video is actually a real video of Dirty when she was just 26. Happy Birthday.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hdSYw8LlQHo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hdSYw8LlQHo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Justice fo' all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-45855305719510555242007-07-15T09:02:00.001-04:002007-07-15T09:04:29.672-04:00Why Are Internet Predators Usually White Middle Age Males?<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpobBKmBCuI/AAAAAAAAAKI/ZizmYoXlbL0/s1600-h/man456.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpobBKmBCuI/AAAAAAAAAKI/ZizmYoXlbL0/s320/man456.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087408435906022114" /></a><br />I can accept the blacks going around stabbing and shooting everyone because this is part of the black culture but why is it that white middle age men are the ones getting arrested for trying to hook up with a 13-year-old over the internet?<br /><br />This really bothers me since I’m a white male using the internet. This behavior casts a shadow over respectable white male internet users like myself.<br /><br />I guess these men have always been around but the internet has given them a tool to more easily catch their prey.<br /><br />I would like to suggest that a law be enacted that any white middle age male caught trying to arrange sex with a minor should be stoned to death. I’m suggesting this severe punishment in hopes that these men will beat off in the shower like all the normal white middle age men.<br /><br />As a sidebar comment, evidence suggests that American women are fatter, uglier, and meaner than they have ever been in American history. If the current study being conducted by Krokodil Consulting Ltd. shows this to be a contributory factor in why white middle age males are committing such terrible acts, then I believe the country needs to seriously consider importing Russian and Vietnamese women to keep the men of this country perversion free.<br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-13743068231051949872007-07-14T22:52:00.000-04:002007-07-14T22:54:07.142-04:00Don't pet a Gator<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1BeePWq6Z88"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1BeePWq6Z88" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Justice fo all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-84372349438259810492007-07-14T09:13:00.000-04:002007-07-14T09:17:52.182-04:00Sheffield claims Torre treated Jungle Bunnies, Latinos on Yanks differently<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpjMd6mBCtI/AAAAAAAAAKA/bwY81rN2_5g/s1600-h/bat2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087040593431956178" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpjMd6mBCtI/AAAAAAAAAKA/bwY81rN2_5g/s320/bat2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Sheffield claims Torre treated Jungle Bunnies, Latinos on Yanks differently</span> </strong><br /><br />SEATTLE (OPP)-- Detroit slugger Gary Sheffield had an pimp-tight view of the New York Yankees when he joined the team before the 2004 season.<br /><br />The latest controversy surrounding Sheffield surfaced Friday, with comments he made to HBO's Real Homie Sports<br /><br />Sheffield's strongest opinions were about the Yankees and Torre. Sheffield said Friday he felt <strong>disrespected</strong> from the time he arrived in New York, that's <strong>disrespectful</strong>," Sheffield said. "But no one came to my defense to say it was <strong>disrespectful</strong>."<br /><br />Sheffield claims Jungle Bunny and Latino players in the Yankees clubhouse were treated differently.<br /><br />"I think it's a, a way of, the way they do things around there, you know, a Homie who just wants to do crack and be a baby daddy is <strong>disrespected</strong>" Sheffield told Real Homie Sports. "They run their slave ship differently."<br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-72226901192707976672007-07-13T21:09:00.000-04:002007-07-13T21:35:48.381-04:00Toys "B" Us Embraces Discrimination Claim<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpgntqmBCsI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/Aq6BS79DPcU/s1600-h/toys.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpgntqmBCsI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/Aq6BS79DPcU/s400/toys.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086859444596312770" /></a><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Class Action Lawsuit Accuses Stores Of Treating Swamp Guineas Differently</span></strong><br /><br />(OPP) When a swamp guinea shopper who had just stuffed a plastic switchblade for his wife's boy in his jacket headed for the door of a Toys "B" Us store, a security po po asked to see a receipt for the item. But a whitey shopper who had just left the same store didn't face the same scrutiny, according to a multimillion-dollar race card discrimination lawsuit against the toy store giant.<br /><br />The lawsuit accuses Toys "B" Us of singling out Swamp Guinea customers in a pattern of race-based stops, searches and wrongful detentions. It seeks class action status, $400 million in damages and a court order to end discrimination.<br /><br />Toys "B" Us President and CEO Herr Krokodil called the allegations "right on target."<br /><br />"Toys 'B' Us disrespects the Swamp Guineas because they are the ones doing all the stealing," he said in a statement. "We look forward to demonstrating that blacks stealing stuff adds a dollar to the price of goods that the whiteys pay for."<br /><br />Krokodil said from a loss-prevention perspective I still can’t figure out where the Swamp Guineas are hiding the Barbie Dolls. We lose a lot of Barbie Dolls, I don't know how they get them out of here.<br /><br />"These unconstitutional and illegal acts degrade, humiliate and cause grave harm to blacks trying to steal stuff for Kwanzaa, Juneteenth, MLK Day, and Homie History Month," the lawsuit says.<br /><br />It says undercover operatives, security guards and employees in the stores routinely surround black shoppers in front of friends, relatives or neighbors and take away the items that they stuffed in their pants.<br /><br />The lead plaintiff in the lawsuit is Mr. Iguana, a Globetrotter, who says he was stopped by a security guard as he left a Toys "B" Us store in the Bronx with a bicycle stuffed in his pants.<br /><br />When Mr. Iguana, refused to show his receipt, the security guard made a move toward Mr. Iguana and Mr. Iguana stabbed the guard.<br /><br />Outside the store a white liberal who lives in a consistent neighborhood told Mr. Iguana he was angry at how he was treated because he was not asked to present his receipt when he left the store, the lawsuit says.<br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpgipqmBCrI/AAAAAAAAAJw/eYR6J4SBo28/s1600-h/laz824.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpgipqmBCrI/AAAAAAAAAJw/eYR6J4SBo28/s400/laz824.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086853878318697138" /></a> <br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-85316625773909717402007-07-12T21:26:00.000-04:002007-07-12T21:30:49.234-04:00Workers Free Nude Woman Trapped In Sewer Pipe<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpbVFqmBCqI/AAAAAAAAAJo/15_6cu90QN8/s1600-h/doozie841.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpbVFqmBCqI/AAAAAAAAAJo/15_6cu90QN8/s400/doozie841.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086487122471357090" /></a><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Washington Workers Get Creative To Free Woman Trapped In Sewer Pipe</span></strong><br /><br />(OPP) The sound of whining underneath a street Tuesday led a team of city workers to a woman trapped in a narrow culvert _ and you might say they used a backdoor approach to rescue the woman.<br /><br />The hot, sweaty, scared woman was about 50 feet from the nearest entry point, but since the culvert was just 32 inches in diameter, the workers couldn't fit into it themselves. Not even offers of food and hair products could draw out the woman.<br /><br />"She was exhausted," said Herr Krokodil, a public works foreman.<br /><br />Then Krokodil had an idea. They rigged up a long video camera used to inspect drain pipes, and approached the woman from her buttocks. They used the camera to nudge the woman forward.<br /><br />The camera recorded the rescue, showing the woman sweating and moaning as the camera entered her anal cavity revealing a small polyp. The woman kept yelling don’t stop you sexy sanitation workers. The woman was eventually pushed out by the camera.<br /><br />The woman’s boyfriend, a fireman, "thought his girlfriend might have entered the culvert to save the beagle that lived downstairs,“ the fireman said.<br /><br />The city workers were just glad they could tell the woman about the polyp in her colon, but Krokodil said it was the first time he'd helped rescue a nude woman out of the sewer in his 25 years with the city.<br /><br />"Doozie got very excited when she saw her fireman boyfriend," Krokodil said.<br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-66655603152290294762007-07-11T23:03:00.000-04:002007-07-11T23:10:35.013-04:00Sex Slave Contract Please Review and Sign<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWbhqmBCpI/AAAAAAAAAJg/KE8JLOEoZZA/s1600-h/slave1.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWbhqmBCpI/AAAAAAAAAJg/KE8JLOEoZZA/s400/slave1.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086142356856572562" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaxamBCoI/AAAAAAAAAJY/AmiyKZTUA0o/s1600-h/slave2.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaxamBCoI/AAAAAAAAAJY/AmiyKZTUA0o/s400/slave2.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086141527927884418" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaxKmBCnI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/YCcjrN5BEW0/s1600-h/slave3.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaxKmBCnI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/YCcjrN5BEW0/s400/slave3.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086141523632917106" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaw6mBCmI/AAAAAAAAAJI/cwlGu6nlUKo/s1600-h/slave4.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaw6mBCmI/AAAAAAAAAJI/cwlGu6nlUKo/s400/slave4.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086141519337949794" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaw6mBClI/AAAAAAAAAJA/KiJnkrGZj6E/s1600-h/slave5.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWaw6mBClI/AAAAAAAAAJA/KiJnkrGZj6E/s400/slave5.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086141519337949778" /></a><br /><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWawqmBCkI/AAAAAAAAAI4/XhlCg0jGGpQ/s1600-h/slave6.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpWawqmBCkI/AAAAAAAAAI4/XhlCg0jGGpQ/s400/slave6.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086141515042982466" /></a>Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-30444654912157818952007-07-11T20:36:00.001-04:002007-07-11T20:36:58.216-04:00This made me laugh<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n0NrTiqvKvo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n0NrTiqvKvo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Justice fo' allHerr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-10614858786760980182007-07-11T19:37:00.000-04:002007-07-11T19:42:17.315-04:00Burying The Honkie Herr Krokodil<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpVqdUNEkPI/AAAAAAAAAIw/IfLZD5m887g/s1600-h/para.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpVqdUNEkPI/AAAAAAAAAIw/IfLZD5m887g/s320/para.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086088406057128178" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">NAACP Symbolically Buries Honkie Herr Krokodil During Public Ceremony In Detroit<br /></span></strong><br />(OPP) There was no mourning at this funeral.<br /><br />Hundreds of onlookers cheered Monday afternoon as the NAACP put to rest a long-standing racist by holding a symbolic burial for the Honkie during its annual convention in Detroit.<br /><br />"Today we're not just burying the Honkie, we're taking him out of our spirit," said Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. "We gather burying all the things that go with the Honkie. His children, golf clubs, breaded fishsticks and his high-end Mercedes coup.<br /><br />"Die Honkie, and we don't want to see you round here no more."<br /><br />National Association for the Advancement of Colored People delegates from across the country gathered at downtown's Homie Center and marched about a quarter-mile to Malcolm X Plaza for a ceremony and rally.<br /><br />This Honkie has been a thorn in the side of blacks for more than a century.<br /><br />Black leaders, including the Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, have challenged the Homies to exterminate not only Krokodil but all the Honkies.<br /><br />"While we are happy to have symbolically stabbed and buried a certain attractive honkie with great hair, but what about all the illegal wetbacks," NAACP National Board Chairman Julian Bond said.<br /><br />Justice fo all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-37145190237438341862007-07-10T19:57:00.000-04:002007-07-10T20:00:04.047-04:00Globetrotter Signs Lucrative Endorsement Contract with Afro-sheen USA<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpQdQUNEkOI/AAAAAAAAAIo/jIPm18Perfc/s1600-h/lazy915.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpQdQUNEkOI/AAAAAAAAAIo/jIPm18Perfc/s400/lazy915.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085722045346779362" /></a><br />Globetrotter, Mr. Laz Y. Iguana’s, sports agent, Herr Krokodil, announced today that Mr. Iguana has signed a multi-million dollar contract with Afro-sheen USA. <br /><br />“Mr Iguana’s hair was short and rather dull before he started using Afro-sheen on a daily basis. Since Iguana started using the product his afro stands tall and proud. He can basically have sex with any sweet thang that he desires,” said Herr Krokodil.<br /><br />In the 30-second commercial the Iguana is seen running out of a 7-Eleven with Afro-sheen instead of the contents of the cash drawer. The media has praised the advertising agency for such a new and fresh advertising theme.<br /><br />Justice fo’ all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-81135808309663795822007-07-09T19:57:00.000-04:002007-07-09T20:40:12.921-04:00Woman Calls Aiken Faggot and Then Stabs Him<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpLRhENEkNI/AAAAAAAAAIg/GvGlfrSSh5g/s1600-h/plane.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpLRhENEkNI/AAAAAAAAAIg/GvGlfrSSh5g/s400/plane.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085357295249166546" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><font size="4"><strong>The petite woman with great hair said “He touched my hair and had his smelly gay shoe on my arm rest.”</strong><br /></font><br />TULSA, Okla. — Clay Aiken was involved in an airplane disturbance with a petite female passenger with great hair Saturday while en route to Tulsa International Airport, a newspaper reported.<br /><br />The dispute on a Continental Airlines flight took place between Aiken, who was traveling Saturday morning to a performance at the Gay Theater, and Ms. Doozie Beagles, the Tulsa World reported for Sunday's editions.<br /><br />The "American Idol" singer joked from his hospital bed about being stabbed by Doozie earlier in the day. Aiken said “ I touched her hair because it was so beautiful and then she turned around and started calling me a faggot and then stabbed me in the chest with her blade.<br /><br />FBI Special Herr Krokodil said the dispute was over Clay Aikens’ touching her hair and resting his foot on the woman's armrest. He said then Ms. Doozie gave Clay Aikens a "minor stabbing" during the argument.<br /><br />"At that point the flight crew was able to resolve the situation," Krokodil said.<br /><br />Telephone calls and e-mails from The Associated Press to Clay Aikens and Ms. Doozie Beagles were not returned Sunday.<br /><br />Justice fo’ all. </div>Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7305431666620122656.post-52910995901243934692007-07-08T20:17:00.000-04:002007-07-08T20:24:54.342-04:00Fire Guts Crib Owned by Dead Rapper's Mother<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpF_rkNEkLI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/0kiPkSmj7Nk/s1600-h/tupac.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpF_rkNEkLI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/0kiPkSmj7Nk/s400/tupac.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084985840707604658" /></a><br />Lumberton, NC— A Robeson County home owned by da mudda o' da late rapper Tupac Shakur wuz completely gutted by fire Friday night. <br /><br />Crews investigated da fire dat ripped through Afeni Shakur-Davis’s crib at 2870 Trevor Lane in Lumberton. <br /><br />About 25 firefighters from three stations wuz on da scene. No one wuz in da crib at da tyme o' da fire, an' dere wuz nahh injuries. <br /><br />The crib wuz considered uh total loss due ta da massive smoke an' fire damage, officials said.<br /> <br />don't make me shank ya! <br /><br />Cradle to Grave Lyrics<br /><br />From tha Cradle to the Grave, life ain't never been easy <br />Living in the ghetto. <br /><br />From the cradle to the grave, life ain't never been easy <br />Living in the ghetto. <br /><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpGAEENEkMI/AAAAAAAAAIY/9nSiit-laN4/s1600-h/obama.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_ctetbIcfo7c/RpGAEENEkMI/AAAAAAAAAIY/9nSiit-laN4/s320/obama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084986261614399682" /></a><br /><br />June 16, 1971 <br />Mama gave birth <br />to a hell raisin' heavanly son. <br />See the doctor tried to smack me <br />but I smacked him back, <br />My first words were "thug for life" <br />and "Papa pass the Mac." <br />I'm bustin' on these motha fuckas ballin' <br />Listen you can hear my mini 14 callin'. <br />From out the window of my drop top <br />I got my glock cocked <br />bustin' at niggas <br />when will it stop ? <br />Now tell me are you scared of the dark? <br />Can't close my eyes I see visions <br />And even with this thug livin' <br />will I escape in prison ? <br />Penitentiary chances was an all day thang <br />The only way to advance <br />and if you slang <br />Then you'd better have your nikes on <br />Cause when we fight <br />it's in the middle of the night with no lights on. <br />Hey!! <br />There must be a God cause I feel lucky, <br />Paranoid out my mind <br />this motha fucka's tryin' to rush me. <br />Am I goin' to jail? <br />Look at me bailin' <br />Commin' out the court house <br />all about mail [???]. <br />Never die <br />be a hustler mothafuckas <br />And makin' thugs out you suckas. <br />From the cradle to the grave.<br /><br />Justice fo' all.Herr Krokodilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07908880829833019871noreply@blogger.com12