How I Learned SEO With No Guide: The Secret to Success!

I blogged a lot. I blogged about different things. I looked at my stats. Then I blogged more and wrote for different sites and in different ways.

This is a cute animal. On a hoodie. On a girl.

My boobs are actually much bigger than that in real life. I’m #asian and a 34C.

You should follow my blog. #boobs #boobs #boobs

Hai look, I’m talking about ASIANS and BOOBS on the INTERNET!
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Seriously, what’s up with all these “How to Blog” blogs following me. There’s too many. Find a niche, guys. If you are supposedly SEO geniuses, you should know that already.

“How to Write a Porn Blog.” (Be hot.)

“How to Be Funny.” (Rip off funny people.)

“How to Give Up.” (Join the Army.)

“How to Make Money Online.” (Stop learning SEO and learn to code.)

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There you go. The secrets to success. Maybe read one or two tutorials. But mostly just try a bunch of shit and then replicate what works.