I once won…… The Most Improved Player two years in a row at Altona City juniors.

Most memorable Diego moment…. Interviewing Ljubo Milicevic on the Diegos and watching the sms machine start to smoke.

My father once told me..... Listen to me, not the coach.

My mother once told me..... You're not really from Venezuela.

My coach once toldme...... Not to listen to the bloke on the sideline.

Football person I would love to cook dinner for and what I would you cook….. El Gordo aka Il Fenomeno aka Fat Boy Fat aka "Map of Tassie" Ronaldo. The point is, it wouldn't matter what I cooked and we could talk about his man-girl incident…..how could he get it so wrong.

The message to the world I would write on your under garment…..I dated Zidane's sister.

Football memorabilia I'd like to own…… Beckham's black book.

The player I channel when I take the field…… Ryan Giggs.

My preferred prong formation……. Let's start with three and see what happens.

Love is .... Watching that ball move around a pitch sweetly, crisply, beautifully.

Rodrigo Rodriguez

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Name: Rodrigo Rodriguez

I'm a Diegos expert in….. . Reading the weather.

Favourite style of play…..Anything to do with Lionel Messi when he is “scoring for fun”.

Football likes……Martin Tyler…. big fan of the greatest commentator in the world.

Football Dislikes……Second Legs …. the away goals rule confuses me.

Favourite player……. Melissa Barbieri….go ahead Google her.

I once won…….. A scholarship from my primary school to put towards tuition for secondary school, the $20 came in handy.

Most memorable Diego moment….. Interviewing Martin Tyler ….yes this is a man crush.

My father once told me..... He was hoping for a girl; they make better weather presenters.

My mother once told me..... Look at her presenting the weather. That could have been you.

My coach once told me….. Rodriguez – come off; come back when you can read the weather!

Football person I would love to cook dinner for and what I would cook…. Carlos Hernandez ….. he’s not a fussy eater.

The message to the world I would write on my under garment …… Sven is my hero.

Football memorabilia I'd like to own……The session notes taken by Diego Maradona’s fat farm psychiatrist.

The player I channel when I take the field…..Diego Maradona after he finished playing. If a guy can abuse his body the way he did and can still draw breath let alone coach Argentina, I can put up with a sore calf, groin, ankle, back, neck, shoulders and no talent.

My preferred prong formation……. It is all about the one striker for me…yep ONE MASSIVE PRONG!

Love is .... rocking up to the studio late at night and doing the best football show in the world.

Warren Diego

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Name: Warren Diego

I am an expert …..In everything Liverpool.

Football Likes…. Everything Liverpool.

Football dislikes….. Everything Manchester united.

Favourite Player…… A cross between Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres - what a beautiful player he would be.

I once won ……..The best looking Diego contest.

Most memorable moment…….. Interviewing Sam Allardyce because I once divorced Liverpool and started supporting Bolton.

My mother once told me….. You will never look good so try to sound good.

My coach once told me….. You will never be much of a player so maybe you can talk like one.

Football person I would love to cook dinner for and what I would you cook….. Steven Gerrard…. anything he asked for in any way he would like it.

The message to the world I would write on my under garment….. You will never walk alone.

Football memorabilia I'd like to own …….A Steven Gerrard Jock strap.

The player I channel when I take the field…… Craig Bellamy because I like playing golf as well

My preferred prong formation…… The multi prong formation.

Love is.... Liverpool.

Carlos Alberto Diego

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Name: Carlos Alberto Diego

I'm a Diegos expert in….. Kissing Your Sister Cups.

Favourite style of play….. Free spirited ‘W’ formation with a touch of catenaccio.

Football likes…… Strikers who hog the ball and play shop-window football.

Football Dislikes…… Ball-playing centre halves…………..a blight on the game!

Favourite player……. Diego Maradona…….pre-links with the Camorra in Naples, pre-Neapolitan love child, pre-cocaine addiction, pre-stomach staples, pre-journalist air rifling, pre-positive drug test 1994 World Cup, pre-Boca Juniors orange hair phase……yep I liked him best when he was about eight years old.

I once won…….. Best first year player……….I was 33 at the time.

Most memorable Diego moment….. a 10 minute Diego’s interview with Chelsea keeper Petr Cech in 2005 where his only reply to each question was ‘Yes’ or ‘No’…………made for riveting radio!

My father once told me.....You have no chance ….you have your grandmother’s groins.

My mother once told me.....of course you’re gonna make it darling ……that coach is just a bastard.

My coach once told me…..that my signing on fee would be a gear box for my VW.

Football persons I would love to cook dinner for and what I would cook…. Martin Keown and Ruud Van Nistelrooy ……..a pizza and pasta buffet.

The message to the world I would write on my under garment……’Gees Jesus I’m Good’.

Football memorabilia I'd like to own…… Steven Ireland’s wig.

The player I channel when I take the field….. David Beckham ….I make sure he has his ATM card on him at the time.

My preferred prong formation……. Prongs are overrated ….I respect a coach who can win without prongs.