I came up with these, I don't know if anyone else will find them funny, but they made me chuckle.

10.) He wasn't able to save a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

9.) Padme took him to Jerry Springer, and she told him she's a he.

8.) Still upset over Constantine getting kicked off of American Idol

7.) MTV wouldn't "Pimp His Ride"

6.) The Queer Eye guys told him to wear more black

5.) 3 words - Jar Jar Binks

4.) Couldn't find any AT-TE Tank Gunners at retail

3.) Went insane trying to figure out why Chewie didn't get a medal in A New Hope

2.) Got tired of waiting in line at the Celebration 3 Store

1.) He's pure dagnasty evil
1a.) He does what he feels like geez, freakin' idiot

Here's some others I thought of also.
-Persuasive arguments from Peter Griffin ("Come on. Come on." & "Anyone who doesn't turn to the Dark Side is gay")
-Padme took him to see Gigli
-Jealous that Obi-Wan spent all day talking to babes online

Post your own!!

figrin bran

05-05-2005, 01:35 AM

how about this one? helplessly watched as a scalper bought up all the target exclusive clonetroopers, leaving not even one on the pegs.

Pendo

05-05-2005, 10:30 AM

Black armour and red sabers becomes the latest fashion on Coruscant.

PENDO!

Kidhuman

05-05-2005, 10:47 AM

He couldnt get full off of Taco Bell's value menu.

Rocketboy

05-05-2005, 04:41 PM

Because the chicks love a man in a cape.

Kidhuman

05-05-2005, 06:25 PM

Two words..... Force choke

darthvyn

05-05-2005, 06:27 PM

some guy keyed his new starfighter when he parked in the bad part of the galaxy

he lost his "fun hand" in the duel with dooku

CaptainSolo1138

05-05-2005, 07:57 PM

Preggers Padme made him run one too many times to 7-11 for a Big Bite and some Ben and Jerry's.

Ashamed of his childhood haircut.

Knew he'd look much cooler on top of a Slurpee cup someday if he had a helmet.

darthvyn

05-05-2005, 08:29 PM

the mask helps hide the fact that he's always crying.

bobafrett

05-05-2005, 11:30 PM

"Darkside" simply sounds better than "lightside"

tagmac

05-08-2005, 08:18 PM

Joining the Dark Side was the only way he could get his own Red Guard.

Kidhuman

05-08-2005, 08:50 PM

Got a customized TIE Fighter.

CaptainSolo1138

05-09-2005, 12:32 PM

The dental benefits are second to none! AND they cover optical!

stillakid

05-09-2005, 01:01 PM

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bobafrett

05-09-2005, 07:51 PM

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:D :D :D :D :D :eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :beard:

v7sg

05-09-2005, 10:06 PM

he got mad that Titanic is the highest grossing film of all time.

Rebo's_Guitarist

05-09-2005, 10:17 PM

Randy smashed his tots. GROSS.

CaptainSolo1138

05-10-2005, 06:33 AM

Since the end of "Sex and the City" things just haven't been the same.

Kidhuman

05-10-2005, 10:16 AM

Atkins diet wasnt working, so surround himself in a black suit will help the lbs. come off

darthvyn

05-10-2005, 07:38 PM

don't you mean anatkins?

carbs and jedi are the enemy. do what must be done... eat lots of bacon!

gsr-jedi

05-11-2005, 01:07 AM

don't you mean anatkins?

carbs and jedi are the enemy. do what must be done... eat lots of bacon!

lol lol

Those are some really good ones everybody, keep 'em coming. Only 8 more days!

sith_killer_99

05-11-2005, 01:21 AM

He listened to Wierd Al's "The Saga Begins" one too many times.

Attended CIII and couldn't get any of the exclusives.

Went to Target and couldn't find any exclusive Clone Troopers, sales people treated him rudely!

He became a full fledged Jedi and noone would teach him the secret handshake.

Sick of Canada not getting all the Star Wars figures.

He saw in the force that his son would be as whiney as he was.

He got tired of taking lessons from a muppet (CGI character).

Darth Kirk

05-11-2005, 02:01 AM

Realized that the only way to get more women was through his heavy breathing exercises..

Could finally use his 'Force Disrobe' technique.

darthvyn

05-12-2005, 02:00 PM

top reason why anakin turns the the dark side:

target sold all of their exclusive clonetroopers to brian's toys!

"brian's toys is now an enemy of the republic! do what must be done! flame the chatboards at sirstevesguide.com!!!"

CaptainSolo1138

05-13-2005, 07:02 AM

"brian's toys is now an enemy of the republic! do what must be done! flame the chatboards at sirstevesguide.com!!!"
"Do not hesitate! Show no mercy!" That's great, vyn!