Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Tantrum Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps. In the news today, a California man was caught trying to break back INTO prison after being released. Officials confirmed he wasn't trying to smuggle anything back into prison... just himself. Hey, don't underestimate the lure of 3 hots and a cot. Yeah I know the prison lingo. You impressed? Why not?

Apparently the number of people who are sick to death of Kate and her 8 has grown, because TLC has decided to cancel the show. *cue the cheering* No worries, you Kate fans, because they will check in from time to time for specials with Kate and her brood. Until then, Kate will actually have more time to be a mom for her tan and workout.

Sometimes the letters make all the difference. Because while I might one day be in the market for a 1 hour photo, I will NEVER ask for a 1 hour poo. That happened once, when I was pregnant, and it's something I hope never ever will happen again. *shudders at the memory*

And that's all the time I have for today. If you have the time, switch cubicles with someone else in your office (pictures and decorations included) and see if they notice. Until tomorrow then, if you are a fan of fowl, you may not mind prison in Brazil. Three hots, a cot AND fowl.

An overcrowded prison in Northeastern Brazil has decided to employ 2 geese to protect against prison violence and escapes. There are currently 255 inmates in a prison designed to hold 153, so the warden had to come up with some innovative ideas for security. The geese will honk when they see strange movements, which will alert the guards if anything fishy is about to happen.
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