You have answered the question most completely out of those who have, so the answer goes to you. It won't let me award it for another two minutes, so IOU 15 reputation :P.
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cbroughtonMay 11 '11 at 12:45

@cbroughton, in that case, can I just warn you in advance that I charge ~1893% interest per minute...
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DMA57361May 11 '11 at 12:47