So, You Want to Be a Gigolo!

Congratulations! The life of a gigolo is a road to thrills, adventure and cheap romance! However, wooing an endless string of bored, lonely housewives does have its risks — especially when the husband makes an unscheduled appearance. In these frantic moments, it may be necessary to improvise a clever hiding place:

Says Jessica G.: “The cat in these pictures is me and my roommate’s kitty, Irene. This is how our friend Corey likes to play with her when he comes over. I think she loves it, deep down.”

That’s awesome! Is that the same guy that had that cat sitting in his underpants when the guy was on the toilet? The one that caused such a hoopla because his toe nails were polished with what somebody called something like, Gun Metal Grey or something like that?

I remember using the bathroom at my sister’s place and her three little white kittens (one female and two males) had to sit in my underpants while I was using the toilet :lol: The little stinkers would climb up my jean leg for attention :lol: Boy was I glad to be wearing jeans :lol: Those kitten claws maybe small, but they are sharp :lol:

OK, I endorse all comments about Irene, etc. What I want to know, can anyone ‘splain the apparent trend to wear those ugly khaki cargo shorts everywhere?? It was down in the 30’s here the other day, and my friend and I saw 2, count them 2, men in the small restaurant, wearing those things! What is the story on those??
Signed, shocked at ugly shorts. Not at pretty kittehs.

I know, Queen of Dork :D Those kitten claws still were able to poke through my jeans :D Every time I think of it, I still feel those three sets of tiny claws DIGGING into my leg as all three kittens just had to climb up my leg :D

Cetain men like to “prove” their manliness by wearing short sleeves in freezing weather. I have no idea why. Though, there are some who actually don’t mind the cold. I know people who can go outside when it’s snowing barefoot and in short sleeves–and they LIKE it. *shudder*