Or, for those of you who are more attuned to visual cues, here’s the same list as represented by our avatars. They’re not actually us, but the digital representations of how we see ourselves. Or something. Or not.

The entity known as -J. would be at home in a place like Carcosa or Night Vale, but instead lives near a far more dreary place -- Wrigley Field. He is the patron Addisonian of whisk(e)y and tabletop games, and is often adorned with a waistcoat & his ridiculous mustache.