Jimmy Kimmel is an absolute genius for coming up with these segments. They are absolute FIRE. If you haven’t seen these before, Jimmy Kimmel has celebrities read out loud mean tweets said about them. This round of mean tweets features some great names like Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande, Pitbull, Drake, Katy Perry, Sia, Haim, Blake Shelton, Childish Gambino and Wiz Khalifa. There reactions are priceless.

The best of this round:

“Fuck you Blake shelton you inbred hick”.

“hey look Ed Sheeran is still ugly!”

“Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman”

“Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck his dick a few times”

“I’d rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande’s new album”.

This is the future of America folks. Back in the day as kids we would go outside, play sports, and do normal activities with friends. Today kids drink fucking toilet water and records it for the world to see.

Potential spoiler alerts if you haven’t seen these shows yet but if you haven’t yet you’ve basically been living under a rock so who cares. Here we go the best Anti-Heroes in television history. The biggest bad asses in television.

5. Frank Underwood (House Of Cards)

This is a must watch show and probably THE best Netflix original series out. Season 3 is coming out later this month so make sure you catch up. Frank Underwood is ruthless.

4. Nucky Thompson (Boardwalk Empire)

One of the most underrated shows that never got the credit it deserved. Steve Buscemi made Nucky Thompson one of the most feared television characters of all time.

3. Jax Teller (Sons Of Anarchy)

Easily my personal favorite show or all time and favorite television character of all time. Kurt Sutter (show creator) is an absolute genius.2. Walter White (Breaking Bad)

Walter White turned from a boring old chemistry teacher into one of the biggest drug king pins the world. He also had some of the most bad ass lines you’ll ever hear. This is a MUST watch show.1. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

Historic show that created the anti-hero. No show will ever come close to creating a character as great as Tony Soprano was.

But we never would’ve guessed that hotels can tell when you’ve stolen a towel (or robe or duvet cover for that matter). It’s all thanks to a tiny, M&M-sized tracking device that thousands of hotels have embedded in their linens — a device that lets them know where their towels, robes and bedsheets are at all times.

The main service they use is Linen Technology Tracking, which provides the chips to some 2,000 hotels around the country, according to its executive VP William Serbin. The company’s initial goal was to let hotels track which linens had made it from the hotel to the cleaners and back again, but the chips have also proven handy for keeping tabs on stolen goods that guests think have slipped out unnoticed.

“One hotel uses the chips to monitor the elevator banks,” Serbin told The Huffington Post. “Any time one of their towels passes through the elevator bay, Housekeeping gets an alert.”

Well fuck me right? Now the waiting game begins of when the FBI is going to surround my house and take me down. I’m notorious for taking “free” shit from hotels. Comfy towels, robes, pillows, you name it. When they finally track all this shit there gonna lock me in jail and throw away the keys. Sneaky move by the hotel industry. Playing chess while we are all playing mother fuckin checkers. Good game bros.

Coming in at the 5 spot we have an all-time classic. Bud light who practically owns this list (you’d think we were sponsored) sends us waaay back with this caveman classic.

#4

At the 4 spot we have the 2008 Diet Pepsi Max. The song alone catapults this ad to the top 5 spot. Give a some LaBouche though, would’ve been an easy 1.

#3

Still remember my first time watching this. Would’ve liked to have seen a little more of a twist at the end though. Office setting & a dude wishing for a promotion? Of course his squid CEO is going to walk around the corner. Disappointing ending from a commercial with a lot of promise.

#2

Terry Tate. Office Linebacker. Say no more. Last thing I need is for this roided out freak to come sack Cmoney, Slappy89, or (most importantly) myself for not posting enough shit. I get enough flack for not posting on the reg enough. Pretty sure Cmoney doesn’t actually believe me when I tell him that I’m away at school.

#1

Bud light taking the top spot with the magic fridge commercial. This commercial is the G.O.A.T. No questions asked.

BONUS AD.

Gotta love Jeff Gordan here for this one. Name me another reason to cheer for something someone from NASCAR did.. EVER? You can’t, simply can’t.