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Amoeblog posts marked with lucia pamela.(In which Job engages in back-breaking work.)<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.amoeba.com/admin/uploads/blog/Job/back-pain.jpg" alt="spine" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">Does the glowing spine make me look fat?</span></div>
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The crippling pain hasn&rsquo;t exactly ruined my week. My new toy has, after all, given new life to my hobby: collecting all music in the world&hellip; except for maybe <strong>Van Halen</strong>. Let me back up a bit&hellip;<br />
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Ha! &ldquo;Back up.&rdquo; You see, five days ago my back gave out while I was in Ciudad Ju&aacute;rez, Chihuahua, battling <em>La Alianza Tri&aacute;ngulo de Oro</em> &ndash; more specifically, I was in the middle of a back-alley shoot-out with that rascal, V.C. Fuentes (or, as I like to call him <em>El Caca Bigote</em>, which just drives him nuts!). <br />
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As we all know, you never want to fire your <a href="http://www.armyproperty.com/images/M4.jpg">M4 carbine</a> with your weaker arm, but it was past lunch time, I hadn&rsquo;t eaten, and an orphaned child I had just rescued from the local <em>orfanato</em> offered me a fresh <a href="http://www.foodmuseum.com/images/fhcABQsopapillaEL%20Patio.jpg"><em>sopaipilla</em></a> which I wasn&rsquo;t about to let go stale; so I was mackin' on that with my right arm, shooting with my left and, just as I was about to send Fuentes to see his own fatal plastic surgeon, I felt a spring go loose in my back. <br />
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&ldquo;Uh-oh,&rdquo; I thought, and I was right.<br />
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So, for the last half-week I&rsquo;ve been popping Advil like they were Skittles and walking like I was 99. My boyfriend, sensitive care-giver that he is, has taken it upon himself to make endless jokes about my situation, just to make sure I keep laughing. At least, I think that&rsquo;s why he does it.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.amoeba.com/admin/uploads/blog/Job/aethelwulf.jpg" alt="celtic" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">Does this statue of &AElig;thelswith make me look fat?</span></div>
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My new toy is an external hard-drive with something like 99 hergozapazillogabytes of memory (give or take 2 hurquatzobytes). This will, hopefully, be enough to contain what can only be described as an obscene CD collection. In addition to this, I have recently purchased a portable turn-table (from, eh-hem, <strong>Amoeba Music</strong>) with a USB component which will allow me to transfer all my vinyl into a digital format, just as soon as I get <span style="font-size: small;">written permission from any and all applicable copyright owners of the music</span>. (Eh-hem again.)<br />
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