Page three seems like a good place to insert some panic and mayhem. In my head I hear an urgent Bernard Hermann/North By Northwest score. Or maybe some good old, wacky, Carl Stalling Looney Tunes music cues. Will Scout catch up with his family? More answers next week.

“Sweet Baby Corn,” by the way, is an expression I’ve been using for years after seeing a hand-painted sign for it at a local farmers’ market. Sweet Baby Corn! the sign read and it instantly seemed like more of a quirky interjection than an advertisement. Fun Fact: I did not buy any corn that day. Thanks for reading.-v

Untold Tales of Bigfoot is for grown-ups and kids. Let’s keep the comments appropriate.