Ding! Dirt is done
Ding! Dirt is done
I gotta run, I gotta run
I work at Burger King, make flame broiled mudpies
I wear paper hats
Would you like a pick and spade with that?
Would you like a pick and spade with that?

Just moments before this photo was taken, the Buger King CEO was overheard saying, "and you thought building on an ancient burial ground was wrong. We saved a fortune by just moving the headstones and AARRRRRGGHHHHHH....!!!!"

"The '50s are back! Coming soon, the bomb-shelter edition of Burger King! Courtesy the country of Iran and its leader Ahmed ImAdinnerjacket......Featuring nuke broiled burgers. And every kids meal comes with a Twelfth/Hidden Imam action figure."

President Obama's presidential order calling for an immeadiate removal of fast food establishments was a defining moment in young Johnny's eyes as he knew someday, somewhere he would exact his revenge for the loss of his happymeal.

Burger King's "mole friendly" franchise store was considered innovative in it's concept and design, but due to a poorly executed advertising campaign no moles ever applied for manager positions and the store didn't succeed.

Burger King's flame broiled product became the lastest casualty in AlGores Global Warming Scam as the carbon credit agency defaulted and left town with the money leaving BK holding the burlap bag and nothing but a huge hole.

In an effort to connect with "common-folk" the Hillary campaign bus stops at Burger King to order a round of Whoppers.

Quicker than the teen at the drive-in widow can say, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky," she hands the bus driver transcripts of every Hillary speech given in the last 2 years.

(Reuters later reports the teen was slipped a piece of paper containing an address and phone # to a Harlem, NY residence.)