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You play the role of an emo student with a sword, fully capable of devastating the planet if certain cutscenes actually flowed into the game itself. You and your friends can summon giant monsters to fight for you, but by the time they actually appear you could've done more damage by hitting stuff. As a bonus, using these giant monsters costs you your memory, which probably explains why you're so sad all the time.

(03-21-2016, 09:45 AM)Exler Wrote: Some people told you that you are a brave person for trying to help the village, when all they cared about are their asses, so they threw you in a portal and sacrificed you to demons.

You look at pictures of characters from a game (that is well over 10 years old and constantly losing followers.) And then make decisions where to move the pictures using a red arrow and a lot of RNG with the end goal of eventually getting more pictures to interact with and a shiny golden shape with a number in it next to your name for a few weeks before it disappears and you have to spend another 200 hours grinding to get it back.

Citizen Kane spoilers

Rosebud.

EDIT: I was trying to nest spoiler boxes but I'm not sure if that's possible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has, nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.----Steam | HBird

Some ass hole locks you in prison to try and steal your girl friend. They don't even give you a weapon until the end of the first level. The puzzles are intricate but frustrating and the timing of your running jumps have to be perfect. There is a bunch of trial and error and a ghost version of yourself after jumping through a mirror is a complete fuck to you. The game is timed and has a ridiculous password system which is annoying and frustrating. A mouse saves your life even though that is totally unrealistic. Some of the power ups even hurt you why the fuck is that even a thing!? Plus you play as some Indian fuck with parachute pants.

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All you do is walk around. A guy just talks at you while you're doing literally nothing but walking through a bunch of levels that make no sense. The guy tries to tell you how each one makes sense, but at the very end, it turns out they don't and he's devastated. Also the dev won't make anymore of them, and you cry because it's beautiful.