Just to repeat, a London restaurant named a burger the "Mark Wahlberg" and now must rename it, because Mark Wahlberg found out about it, and was not pleased. Just want to make sure we're all on the same page here.

Wahlberg was presumably upset because he already has some burgers named after him, namely an entirely chain called Wahlburgers, which he co-owns with his two brothers, Donnie and Paul. Are there any locations of Wahlburgers in London? Of course not, but that doesn't mean it's not competition.

Think about it: You're in America, home of the hamburger, and you want to honor that by having a hamburger named after your favorite non-CGI character from Ted. So, you shirk immediate gratification, empty your savings, get on a plane to London, where their hamburgers are of varying quality, and make your way to "Lucky Chip" to order the "Mark Wahlberg." Of course, you probably ate on the plane, so you're probably not as hungry anymore.

And also the burger is now named the "Dirk Diggler" after Wahlberg's Boogie Nights character, so you're out of luck.

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