One woman, who paid $10,000 for a VIP ticket, reportedly left her belongings in a half-erected tent, only to have them stolen minutes later. “One guy got punched out by security and they took his wallet,”

I never heard of this sales team, Ja Rule and Billy McFarland, but I think I can figure out which one is which.

Ja and Bill decided to hire models to promote Fyre … yup, Ratajkowski (heard of her) was on board.

Even the normally reliable Government of Miami has let them down.

Multiple reports of concert “security” mugging guests. Things are not better in the Bahamas, that was just a t-shirt.

And then there’s this:

Fyre Fest doesn't have beer. They "ordered it late" but they assured us it will be here tomorrow. #fyrefestival