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Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, sexuality, sexual activity, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them. A quintessential example is the slang term fuck for sexual intercourse. Other common examples include the term blow job for oral sex or jerking off for masturbation.

In the popular jargon of many cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of human society, and crude humor is seen as having a place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths in the rituals of growing up. It often is one way for youths to test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the larger community.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, in which much of the appeal lies in the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" is a song by the Bloodhound Gang in which all the lyrics are slang for sexual intercourse.

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

Male masturbation in Cantonese and standard Chinese translates as hitting the airplane, or in popular slang in Taiwan as polishing the gun or firing the pistol. The Turkish expression translates literally to pull 31.

The act of 'pitching a tent' in Japanese can be referred to as "Mokkori!" An expression popularized by main character Ryo Saeba in the manga/anime story 'City Hunter'. City Hunter was first published in manga form by writer and artists Hojo Tsukasa in 1985 under publisher Shonen Jump Magazine.

It should be noted that many of the following practices are not performed in actuality, but only exist as part of urban lore.

[] Other Practices A - C

1970's Gas Crisis: Inserting a length of plastic tube into your partner's anus, then sucking on it. So named because it resembles the act of siphoning gas prevalent during the fuel shortages of the 1970s.

Abraham Lincoln: Shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks.

Alabama Cupcake: The act of leaving the female's diaphragm, full of feces, on the pillow next to her in the morning.

Alex & Stu reach around- When two men have gay sex in a bathroom.

Alaskan Dragon: Where the man ejaculates into the woman's mouth, and she then puffs out her cheeks and the man presses them in again forcefully, causing the semen to spew out like a dragon's fire.

Alaska Pipeline: Anally penetrating the partner with a turd that has been left in the freezer for a period of time sufficient for complete solidification.

Alpine Surprise: Receiving fellatio from a partner who just ate an Altoid.

Angry Dragon: When a girl is giving you oral sex, just as you are about to ejaculate, grab the back of her head and thrust as hard as you can and whisper in her ear that you have AIDS just as you cum. She will freak out and try to spit the cum out, but it will come out of her nose instead of her mouth.

Angry Pirate: When one is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, shoots semen in one of the female's eyes, kicking one of her legs, and running away. The result is an angry girl who cannot see out of one eye (the eyepatch) and has trouble walking on one of her legs (the pegleg).

Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, the blowee places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the "blower".

Asian Steamer aka Cleveland Steamer: Defecating on plastic wrap which is over a person's face.

Atomic Upper-Decker Blumpkin: Receiving a blumpkin while dropping a turd into the toilet tank while sitting on the top of a bathroom stall.

Bagpiping: The masturbation of the penis with an armpit

Bismark: Leaping from any distance with the express intent of ending in insertion.

Blumpkin/Grumpkin/Dumpkin: Getting a blowjob while defecating. Mainly used on the toilet or in nature.

Brown Neck Tie: After engaging in anal sex, the man pulls out and has sex with her tits, leaving the impression of a brown neck tie.

Bucking Bronco, The: While engaged in anal sex with a female partner, the male suddenly grabs and firmly squeezes the Hell out of her tits while screaming another woman's name. Then he tries to hold his mount while the female bucks wildly.

Carpet Cleaner: During doggy-style sex, picking the girl up and pushing her face through the carpet whilst restraining her arms.

Chellerina, The: Defecating and urinating on one's partner while giving him a blowjob

Claire, The: While the girl is attempting a cowgirl-toe-tug, giving her a swift punch to the back of the head (or see donkey punch)

Cuban Chili Dog: Having a girl suck you off after anal sex. (aka ass-to-mouth)

[] Other Practices D - G

Davy Crockett: The act of wearing a chick's beaver as a hat, thereby allowing one to look like Davy Crockett.

Dirty Dog: After Anal sex, performing oral sex on the unwashed penis.

Dirt Biking: When a man takes a dump on a girl's chest and then titty fucks her. Leaving skid marks on the face is optional.

Dirty Sanchez: After Anal sex, pulling out the feces-/cum-covered penis, and wiping it across the sexual partner's face, creating a mustache-like appearance.

Dirty Shirley: Ejaculates into the ear of a sexual partner, either intentionally or accidentally.

Dog in the Bathtub - Inserting both testicles in the vagina, while the penis is interted into the anus. This maneuver is said to be as difficult as getting a dog to stay in the bathtub. Not sure this is even physically possible.

Donkey punch: While doing your partner from behind, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm.

Donkey Punch Balcony Throw: While doing your partner from behind on a balcony, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm. Then reaching under them and raising their body so they fly over the railing and fall to their death.

Double Dribbling: The acting of stuffing both of ones testicles into a woman's vagina either before, during or after sexual intercourse.

Double Trouble: Act of fondling a woman's breasts during anal sex

Double Punch Slap Punch : Giving female partner swift punch to the jaw forcing the mouth to open then as swiftly punching in the back of the neck to temporarily paralyze the partner while forcing penis down the throat then slapping to withdraw from paralasys and ejacualating in the throat causing her to gag, if so a swift and painful punch to the nose and a Hot Lunch

Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets.

Elephant Walk - alledged fraternity hazing practice in which the pledges are forced to line up and insert their thumbs in the anus of the guy in front of him while using the other hand to hold the guy's testicles. This is done in a circle so everyone is penetrating while being penetrated. The pledges are then forced to walk around in a circle.

Feeding the Elephant: Inserting peanuts into a male urethra.

Felching: Act of sucking semen out of an anus.

Felching(2): Act of putting small rodents into the anus, usually using a tube of some sort to allow the rodent access (may also be known as mousing and gerbiling). An urban legend has this as Richard Gere's fetish.

Glass-Bottom Boat: One partner lays under a glass table, a piece of plastic or Saran Wrap while the other partner defecates upon the surface.

Flesh Bong: Smoking Cannabis from a woman's vagina.

Flying Dutchman - performed when in doggy-style or some other position from behind. The male will pull out for a second, remove the condom, and quickly reinsert the penis. This is done quickly so that the partner does not notice.

Four Amigos, The: When four seemingly heterosexual adolescents get bored and decide to mutually masturbate each other, while inserting their fists into their respective anuses. Very common in wealthy northwest suburbs of Chicago, near or around Crystal Lake.

Freakin' Dat Bitch: Inserting one's balls into a female's anus, then "flapping the dick down" into her vaginal cavity.

Fuel Pump: Urinating in your partner's vagina/rectum during sex.

Gleesome threesome: the act of penetrating jess windram both in the anus and vagina at the same time. (AKA. the tim n jess trick)

Glory Hole: Anonymous sex, usually gay, through a hole in a toilet partition or peep show partition.

Golden Enema: Urinating in partner's bowels during anal sex.

Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports.

Gorilla Mask: Act of saving up shaven off pubic hair, ejaculating on your partner's face, then throwing the pubic hair on your partner's semen covered face, where it sticks.

[] Other Practices H - K

Hot Carl: Feces are wrapped in cellophane and placed in a partners mouth.

Hot Lunch: Dropping a log in a partners mouth.

Houdini: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partner's back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. (also known as Philly Fake-Out)

Houdini (alternate): During sex doggy-style, pushing your partner's face into the pillow just before you climax, then running out of their room and/or house and/or life forever. Can be combined with the Houdini Supreme.

Houdini Reversal: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, ejaculating on your partner's back to seem like you spit, then spitting in their face when they turn around. (also known as Reverse Philly Fake-Out)

Houdini Supreme: Act of having sex doggy-style, while the woman can see out of a window. The man pulls out and another man secretly enters and continues. The first partner appears outside the window and waves.

Houdini Hills: Act of having sex doggy-style, in the dark, while the woman can see out of a window. The man pulls out and another man secretly enters and continues. The woman is told to close her eyes and two other men enter the room (expectedly from a closet) and beat the woman as the first partner appears outside the window and waves.

Jackpot: the act of putting coins in a girls vagina and punching her in the stomach causing the coins to fall out after which the male screams "jackpot!"

Jelly Doughnut: The act of a man ejaculating on a person's face (generally following fellatio), after which the man strikes the partner's nose. The ensuing blood mixes with the semen, giving the impression of red fruit jelly.

Jedi Mind Trick: Intercourse while repeating the phrase "You're not being fucked... You're not being fucked."

Josh, The: The act of masterbating while fingering oneself in the rectum.

Juiceboxing: The act of sticking a straw into a girl's vagina and sucking out all the fluids you can get.

Justin, The: A variation on "The Josh," it is the act of masterbating with one's entire fist in one's ass.

[] Other Practices L - R

Leaving a Melvin Rice: After ejaculation defecating on your partners head

Mandana: Act of ejaculating on a person's forehead so the result resembles a bandana

Mashed potatoes: First you cum (the potatoes) on the girl's face, then you diarrhea (the gravy) on top of that.

Merry-go-Round: While having intercourse and your partner is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel.

Metal Gear RAY: When you're ready to ejaculate, you punch the girl in the leg, and when she opens her mouth to scream, you shoot your semen into her mouth.

Milk DUD: Anal Sex after injecting herion into to anus. (common among homeless).

Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where it's held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator

Nicolaescu, the: when a guy jerks off and shits in his hand, while watching John Baystack workout video.

Ninja: During doggy style in a dark room, the man must switch his penis with a dildo and wait until the girl becomes curious as to why he stopped. At that moment the man jumps to her side, yells "Ninja" and punches her in the face.

No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo

Nosejob, The: Act of ejaculating in the partner's nose then covering the mouth until they are forced to inhale.

One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio.

Paddlecocking: A technique invented by Kaz, which involves one hand on the shaft and the other fist up the ass.

Peg-legged Pirate: Similar to the One-Eyed Sailor, ejaculaton in the partner's eye after fellatio, followed by a swift kick in one of the shins.

Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the result resembles a pearl necklace

Pink Sock: After Donkey-Punching your partner, pulling out while the anus is still contracted. The piece of rectum that comes out with it is known as the Pink Sock.

Pittsburgh Platter: Variation on Cleveland Steamer.

Plate Job: Lying under a glass-topped table while someone sits on the table and defecates.

Poodini: Similar to the Houdini, also often called the "dreaded" Poodini. After initiating sex in doggy-style, consume laxatives and pull out while spilling excess laxative onto the back of the sexual partner. When the partner, believing the ejaculate has landed on his or her back, turns around, proceed to spray fecal matter into his or her mouth.

Pop-eye: Blowing a load in your partners eye/s during oral sex.

Portuguese Breakfast: An esoteric form of cunnilingus involving raw eggs.

Red Wings, getting your: The act of going down on a woman during menstral cycle, earning you your "Red Wings".

Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an ex-lover's name (Or telling him/her you have AIDS). You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. Also known as "Rodeo"

Screaming Eagle: While having sex in a sandy area, such as a beach, pulling the penis out of the vagina, dipping it in sand, and inserting it back in forcefully. Can also be done with the anus.

Skull Fucking: The act of penetrating and having intercourse with an empty eye socket, usually preceded by the gouging out of eye(s). also, Squicking: the noise the file makes when you make your own hole in the skull. (supposedly of a corpse/necrophilia)

Shocker: While masturbating the female with two fingers, the man then inserts another finger into the women's anus. The act is also referred to as "two in the pink one in the stink" or "the fun gun".

Mega-Shocker: Taking both his hands the male places them palms together, links his ring fingers only and inserts both sets of index and middle fingers (4 total) into the vagina, and his pinkie finger set (2 total) into her anus.

Rainbow-Kiss: Mutual oral sex whereby the dude goes down on his woman during her period - laps up some of her fluids. When you jizz in her mouth, you both french kiss each other, swapping fluids. 'A la Rainbow Kiss'.

Omega-Shocker: the male makes two fists and, smiling, insert one into her vagina, and one into her anus.

Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by French kissing him. Can also be practiced between two women after one receives the semen.

Snow Plow: While doing a woman from behind, grab both of her arms and push her across the floor.

Sploshing (UK): Sexual stimulation by smearing oneself with food.

The Inside Job/The Secret Handshake: When a girl fists herself, the man inserts his dick, and she jacks him off.

Strawberry Shortcake: Punching one's lover in the face after ejaculating on it (allusion to the mixture of blood and cum). Also known as Strawberry Daquiri.

Tastycake: Refers to a male ejaculating into the mouth of a partner who is performing oral sex after previously deficating into their mouth thus providing a "cream filling inside the chocolate"

Texas Oil Rig- As part of an anal intercourse, lying on your back while a partner rides you, then pulling off right before ejaculating, getting jacked off, and then licking up your own load greedily.

Texas Pete: Receiving fellatio from a partner who just swallowed a bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce.

The Tony Danza: While engaging in intercourse the male asks the female who is the boss. To which the female will most likely answer that the male is. The male then slaps or punches the female and tells her that Tony Danza is the boss.

The Tone: The act of putting the testicles in the anus whilst simultaneously flipping the penis down into the vagina.

Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio. Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking" or F.C.B (Facial cock beating) in some parts of the south west United States. Also known as "Giving Her a Mushroom Bruise"

Triple Dagger: When Tina is triple penetrated by Nick, Ferd and Jamie at the same time. Also known as 'Tina Warming Party.'

Uncle's Shresh's Special: The act of defecating into the partner's mouth shortly after climax and afterward yelling, "Thank you, come again!" The partner should preferable run away immediately afterward to be replaced by a donkey with a penis that measure >= 18 inches.

Unlucky Number, The: Similar to the shocker, except the partner inserts all fingers, thumbs, testicles, and the penis in the woman's ass. Hence, 0 in the pink, 13 in the stink, or the "unlucky number."

White Dragon: When the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth and forces his penis in for long enough that she chokes and forces the cum out through her nose. Also known as The Angry Dragon, The Sticky Dragon, or The Fire-Breathing Dragon.

White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.

Windram: To masturbate someone's penis into ones face with the intentions of getting ejaculated on

X Marks the Spot: Rubbing your penis on your partner's back after anal sex or after menstration.

1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No glove, no love
26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
35) Cloak the joker before you poke her
36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbber before you bob her
38) After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41) Cover that lumber before you pump her
42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release your strudel
45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47) Cage that snake then shake and bake
48) Cover your peter it will be much neater
49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
50) It's always funky to cage your monkey
51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53) It's not much money to catch your honey
54) Don't be a fool cover your tool
55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch
56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59) Contain that sputum before you use him
60) Restrain your log then plow her bog
61) Glove your pecker before you check her
62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her
63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
64) Cover old pete then grind her meat
65) Guard your peter before you meet her
66) Check your list before you tryst
67) Wrap your bate before you mate
68) Can your worm before you squirm
69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
71) Bag the mole then do her hole
72) Cuff your carrot before you share it
73) Jail your number then call the plumber
74) Cover your vein then drive her insane
75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
79) Wrap that spout then bore her out
80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain
81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge
82) Shroud your trout then make her shout
83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout
86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
87) Cover your steamer before you ream her
88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
91) Clothe the boner before you hone her
92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
93) Cork your pump or you don't hump
94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs
95) Dress that erection to make a deflection
96) Contain that shanker before you spank her
97) Cap that seeder before you breed her
98) Stop the stream before you cream
99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
100) Protect your screw to catch that glue
101) Package your meat for a real neat treat
102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her
104) Garage the tractor then attack her
105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her
106) Sock that wanger before you bang her
107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good
109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke
110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
113) Catch that goat before it bloats
114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk
117) Wrap that rod then please her bod
118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
119) House that bottle then mash her throttle
120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
122) Can your knob then throb her swab
123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug
124) Cover your limb before you swim
125) Retain your bailer then impale her
126) Rope your dope then make some soap
127) Net your salamander then make salad in her
128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
131) Cover your stone before you bone
132) House your hose then curl her toes
133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
135) Shield your rocks then pond her box
136) Cover old sly then do her dry
137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
138) Glove your chimney before you come in me
139) If your nude tube your dude
140) Cloak your hitter then go split her
141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
142) Can your spam then bam that mam
143) Corral your ram then slice her ham
144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
145) Twist your wick then stick that prick
146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
147) Shed old spot then do her slot
148) Drawer your pip then split her lips
149) Contain that leach then mash her peach
150) Bag your elm then take the helm
151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem
152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
154) Survey your land then plant her stand
155) Before you drive her protect that diver
156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
158) Cover you post then slice her roast
159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
161) Contain that viper before you pipe her
162) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
163) Protect your cock with the sock.
164) Slip it on before you slip it in.
165) Don't leave it to God, cover your rod.
164) Do a good deed, don't spill your seed.
165) Tub that sub then rub her hub
166) Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
167) Dam your giver then fill her quiver

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

Spinner (woman petite enough to sit on a man's erect penis and then have him spin her around on it by her shoulders)

Jail Bait (underage girl)

"I'll do time" is a statement that one may make on seeing a person below the age of consent and concluding that one wishes to perform sexual acts with said person; it refers to the time that the speaker may spend in incarceration if convicted of such a crime. The referred individual is known as "jail bait."

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

[] General terms for Prostitute

Escort (euphemism)

[] Male prostitute

Beeperman

Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', brothel)

Pedophilia (or paedophilia or pædophilia) (from the Ancient Greek pædo- ("child") and philia ("love")) specifically is a pubescent or post-pubescent person's sexual attraction to a pre-pubescent person. (Pre-pubescent describes a person who has not yet entered puberty. Pubescent describes a person who is going through puberty. Post-pubescent describes a person who is beyond puberty.) The term is often used more loosely to describe sexual activity between a pubescent or post-pubescent person and a pre-pubescent person. Even more generally, it may refer to the attraction of a person of the age of majority or of the age of consent to a person of the age of minority or beneath the age of consent—or to sexual activity between such persons. Very loosly, pedophilia describes sexual attraction or activity between persons separated by a significant age gap, regardless of puberty or legality. Some may even use the term to describe sexual activity between pre-pubescent children. The word pederasty specifically describes sexual attraction and/or activity between an adult man and a pubescent boy, especially among the Ancient Greeks, but is also used more generally by some to describe sexual activity between an adult man and a boy of any age. The word ephebophilia (less commonly, hebophilia), meanwhile, describes the sexual attraction of an adult of either sex to an adolescent (pubescent person) of either sex, often in the age range of 13–16 years.

[] A-N

Asalta cunas (Spanish)

Bad man in the nursery

Bent ref(eree)

Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)

Charley Chester [child molester] (Cockney rhyming slang)

Chicken hawk (can also mean an older gay man who prefers very young or young-looking partners)

Chikan (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)

Child catcher

Cho mo (prison slang)

Comeniños (Spanish)

Cradle robber

Diaper sniper (prison slang)

Dirty old man

Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)

Early bird

Forbidden fruit

Funny Uncle

Get them before the hair does

Grass on the wicket: Fine to play cricket

Herbert (Family Guy reference)

Impatient father

If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball

In the cellar

Jail Bait

Kiddie fiddler

Kiddie fondler

Kiddie hawk

Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)

Michael Jackson

Minor League Scout (allusion to baseball)

Nonce

[] O-Z

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

Old enough to crawl: in the right position

Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred

Old Man

Old enough to pee, old enough for me

Orifice Olly

Pacing the Roost

Pappy the Poopster

Pederast

Pedo

Playground spotter

Playing ball in the mud

Polanski, do a (After the Film Director and convicted paedophile, Roman Polanski. From Chris Morris Sitcom, Nathan Barley)