At first it was neat. I mean, I got to shake hands with the actual Captain Benjamin Sisko, not just Avery Brooks forcing a smile as he deals with nerd after nerd. Then... well after I shook his hand he got eaten by a T-Rex.

The moment was bittersweet.

That wasn't the disturbing part, though. The disturbing part was watching an episode of Inside the Actor's Studio with Gary Oldman and seeing Sirius Black, Mason Verger, Zorg, Dr. Smith, and Lee Harvey Oswald rush the stage and rip him limb from limb. That was the disturbing part. There aren't enough drugs in the world to deal with this.

The news can't even keep up. In fact, they've just given up altogether, though Morbo is still fun to watch.

What I'm saying is... they've turned on themselves. Some of the natives - that is, real people - have joined in the fight, for one side or the other, but most of us are just hiding, hoping to survive, hoping that one side or the other winning doesn't make the rest of us losers.

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Died in the Night:

TUF: You are GOKU, from DRAGON BALL Z. You are a Saiyan, capable of tapping into your chi and using it to produce energy based attacks. You have a number of attacks and powers at your disposal, and are capable of assuming more powerful forms as you progress through the game. Your abilities are dependent on how many kills you have performed:

0 or more: Kamehameha - this is your basic attack, and allows you to perform the mafia night kill.

1 or more: Kaio-ken - A more powerful attack that multiplies your chi, but leaves you drained. This attack will kill your target regardless of any protection. You may not use this ability two nights in a row.

3 or more: Shunkan Ido - You can now teleport, and are the COMMUTER; you cannot be targeted by other players at night.

5 or more: Genki Dama - This is an energy sphere that drains chi from all surrounding life- forms. Should you be lynched, the person that hammers you will be killed. Everyone else on your wagon will be role-blocked that night.

You win with the mafia.

F-16: You are ALICE, from RESIDENT EVIL. Your exposure to the T-virus has granted you superhuman strength, agility, and speed which, when combined with your weapons profficiency makes you a deadly threat to any who would try to harm you. You have also decided to use your skills to try and bring down the Umbrella organization, at any cost. You are the VENGEFUL PARANOID GUN OWNER. You will attempt to kill anyone that visits you at night. If you are lynched, you may target another player to die. Unfortunately, a side affect of the virus is that it has removed your memories. You do not know what your win condition is. Investigations against you will return ambiguous results.

Alright guys. I tried to kill BV but failed. I assume hes mafia whos got a doc or something. Just a suggestion.

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At 3/19/2012 8:51:41 AM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:BV is a serial killer and killed TUF

How do you know? What does Serial Killer even do?

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At 3/19/2012 8:53:45 AM, OberHerr wrote:Ok, so what I'm guessing is that TUF tried to kill F-16, or rather did, and that F-16 the PGO'ed him.

But, doesn't PGO not get killed?

Yeah PGO doesnt die. But that means that PGO will never die cause should it die when mafia tries to kill?

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At 3/19/2012 8:53:45 AM, OberHerr wrote:Ok, so what I'm guessing is that TUF tried to kill F-16, or rather did, and that F-16 the PGO'ed him.

But, doesn't PGO not get killed?

That's likely what happened. Falcon's role says he will "attempt" to kill anyone who visits. That must mean that his pgo isn't always 100%.

So, my question is, how dd they both die?

I mean, is that just how it works, or did someone else kill TUF?

Maybe two people visited him and the kill only worked on TUF?

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IKR!!! I tried to kill that guy... :P Now I am growing more hungry for blood. :P

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At 3/19/2012 11:30:23 AM, BlackVoid wrote:So as you guys saw, I'm lynchproof. I felt like confirming myself so I just got myself lynched DP1. Sorry about the trolling, it was a rough day irl yesterday and I felt like acting stupid after it.

I still won't claim, for now at least. Just trust me on this, I have a good reason for holding out.

Alright after all this crap im gonna believe you for once.

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