Wednesday

[amy] Happy Birthday to my Special Friend

Dollar's birthday is today! He's says I'm more excited about it then him and that's because... I am! I left a card on the table this morning for him to find after I had already left for work. It says "For my special friend" on the front and depicts a little cartoon ballerina. Inside it says, "May all your wishes come true on you birthday."

I altered the card by putting quotation marks around the word friend on the front. Like: For my special "friend". Then I drew a goatee onto the ballerina's face and gave her arms & legs more hair. Inside I wrote, "To my little princess..."

My hope is that it kind of confuses and worries him. Regular old "Happy Birthday" cards are so boring. I like giving cards that you have to THINK about. And which force you to question your own sexuality. ... AHH HAH AHh ahahHA Hhaha! HaHa ha. Hmm. Siigh.

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My favorite birthday card of all time is the one you can get at WalMart that's shaped like a pickle (and is a picture of a pickle, fittingly enough)...and you open it up and inside it says "Betcha never thought you'd get a paper pickle for your birthday!" It's so stupid...but for some reason, it just tickles me to death. I end up giving it to someone at least once a year. I'm running out of people to give it to, though...