30 Funny Cat Jokes and Comics

Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun.

Along came a cat, and it ate them.

Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!”

Submitted by Johnny K., Broken Arrow, Okla.

Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.Mom No. 1: How does that help?Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.Submitted by Stephen C., Salem, Va.

A book never written: “A Guide to Better Cat Care” by Claude Badly.Submitted by Ryan W., York Springs, Pa.

Devan: Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the race?Evan: Why?Devan: It was a cheetah.Submitted by Devan T., Shawnee, Kan.

Michael: What do you call a swimming feline?Pat: I don’t know.Michael: A “catfish.”Submitted by Michael L., Stockton, Calif.

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”Submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.