Shoe Wardobe Malfunction: Sophie Monk

A quick glance at this photo tells the practiced eye of The Fashion Police that there’s more than one fashion infringement going on here. Sophie Monk could clearly tell us a thing or two about tan lines, for instance, but it’s her shoes we want to focus in on, here. Her shoes, and the way her toes are hanging out of them. Because sure, they’re great shoes, but…. ouch. That looks painful. And we don’t know why, but every time we look at her poor little toe hangin’ out all by itself in the picture on the left, it makes us laugh like schoolgirls.

The lesson, once again: well fitting clothes and shoes will never go out of fashion. Sophie, we’d like you to write that out 100x for us, please…