The Hunting Buddy

A group of Missouri Hillbillies went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry lying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired."A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!

Who can count in Missouri ?

This response submitted by Alex on 05/07/2004 at 11:58. ( ) 66.32.240.251

NEWS FLASH! - Joplin, Missouri--

The Ozarks worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 passenger plane, piloted by two Southern Missouri University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in The Ozarks.

Mountaineer search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

Take off baby

This response submitted by Alex on 05/07/2004 at 12:00. ( ) 66.32.240.251

The owner of a golf course in the Missouri Ozarks was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of The Ozarks and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, Everything but my earrings."

Cowboy and Indian

This response submitted by Vic on 05/07/2004 at 14:46. ( ) 66.84.232.143