This has been a pretty dry week with fairly lame rumors so here is another one. I didn’t cover it, but everybody made this huge deal over Robin Thicke secretly copping a feel on this chick Lana Scolaro. Basically, they took a pic on Instagram and, in a twisted piece of fate, there was a mirror behind them. In the mirror you can see Thicke’s hand all up in her butt. He took it a step past palming it. He was getting a huge feel, all the whist looking normal for the camera. Well, even though I didn’t talk about it, people are. So, Paula Patton, Thicky’s wife had something to say about it.

So, the chick Lara is doing a number of interviews, where she is seemingly throwing Thicke under the bus. To Life and Style she said, “I don’t think he cared what [Paula] thought, I was with him the whole night! His hands were everywhere. I went to the bathroom, and when I came out he was standing there. He turned off the lights so no one could see us, and he started making out with me. He was grabbing me. He was like, ‘I want to get you into bed!'” She sang a totally different tune in a recent radio interview, basically dismissing the whole thing. Click here for that interview with the chick, Lana.

In a statement, Paula denied that her spouse cheated.

I think he should just grope Paula.

“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.