Fernando Fores, Britney Spears‘ former bodyguard who accused her of having sex in front of her kids and sexually harassing him, is still attempting to sue her in civil court. But “the people in charge of Britney Spears” are basically begging the judge to move the case to probate court because they feel Flores is attempting to extort money from Spears. And by “extort money” they mean “OMG, he can say more shit!”. TMZ reports:

It all has to do with a lawsuit filed by Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard who claims the pop star sexually harassed him by, among other things, walking around her home in the nude. Flores wants the case tried in civil court — but Britney’s conservators are concerned that Flores will use the public forum to release private information to extort a settlement out of Britney. In new legal docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Team Britney begs the judge to move the case to a probate court, where all of the accusations could be kept from the public … and protect her from a “shake down.” The conservators also believe, “There is a real possibility that Ms. Spears will be exposed to danger by the release of confidential and personal information.” A hearing on the matter is scheduled for the end of the month.

I mean, do we really even need to care at this point? It’s Britney Spears. She could bedazzle the skins of possums or surprise her kids with a pet piranha at bath time and it would be fully expected. The only way Britney Spears could be remotely shocking is if this guy has a picture of her brushing her hair.