Sunday, January 28, 2007

Today in the news non-digital photography is coming back into light.Also in the news Adam Phillips has started a new merchandise campaignFor Australia day, as we're Australians in a distant planet we celebrated by a get together and the setting off of fireworks.I went out to take some random photos with my dodgy camera.This is setting up the fireworks, my uncle seems to have a glowing.. smudged... orby thing next to him?Some people asked whether it was the moon or something, there was NO moon at the time. I promise.I must mentioned also someone was murdered near the area it was taken.This is another photo, now it seems to be near the same guy again.This is the only picture that makes me think...maybe, its not a dust particle *raises eyebrow*other glimmerHere is a page on some ghostly knowledge. I do believe in ghosts but when i saw this i thought it was a bit of nonsense... but dont they look similar? It is said they are only seen in haunted areas.http://theshadowlands.net/ghost/orbs.htmWhere i was, was sure haunted.- The Daily Crumb reporting

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Today in the news Australia day went off with a bang causing South Australia to seperate and flood Tazmania.This is another natural disaster, we will always remember this day as. The 27th of January 2007.

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Also in the news since the year 2004 very sad chocolate loving people have been trying to get Cadbury to create a KING SIZE Creme Egg. It seems since its happened ever chocolate bar they've created has become King Size EXCEPT the Creme Egg.Sign the Petition.http://www.kingsizecremeegg.co.uk/index.htm

Also in some tragic news, These Eggs have literally, been falling from the sky.My question is, Isn't it obvious whos behind it? CADBURY! Who Else? There some mysterious alien lifeform crashing to earth. Theres CADBURY written in giant letters across it! Why havent they been arrested or something on those lines?Heres some CCTV of one of the incidents.

“Fed up of all of these random little things that make no sense and are written by the Daily Crumb, no worries now you have.

FART EXHAUST! Nothing beats a bowl of FART EXHAUST!”

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Munch news:

None

- Nathan (munch) Viney

(How could you fall for that joke twice?)

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One mans stuck up a tree, two cats looking down at he.He sings, he’s frustrated, that’s a mushroom he has hatedThe birds, they think smart as the man wishes for Exhaust Fart.FART EXAUSTFART EXAUSTNothing beats a bowl of Fart Exhaust!You’re always being picky, what foods you think are tackyAnd there’s never a fat food place to help you become fatWatch where you’re stood, wear a hood, cause your foots gunna be blasted OOOOOFF!Look a tractor! It ran over a scarecrow which was dead anywaaaaayIt might not have even been alive, but it looks like it had its head in a bee hive.YaaaaayFART EXAUSTFART EXAUSTNothing beats a bowl of Fart Exhaust!FART EXAUST!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Today in the news a toe nail was voted best cricket player. He was not british.

------------------------------As of today The Daily Crumb are personally investigating the incident of Tony Blair and the piano.Some documents we found from Tony's school days.[ Dear Parents of student---Tony Blair, your son has been causing alot of problems in both class and in the playground. He has been making sounds like a plane. Nyuuuuawwl Nyuuuuuawwwl.In music class he attacked the music teacher and struck her with a pencil case. She was recently sent to hospital, this is out of order and the responsibility always comes back to you, the parents.Today was the last straw, your son pulled out ever key from the schools piano, pushed it along the floor (it has wheels) and crushed a pair of students up against the war.Now i dont want to seem like a worry wort or a mean teacher or guardian but YOU NEED TO SORT YOUR CHILD OUT! i have no idea what on earth that child will be when he's older. Stop his madness before he rubs his face in fart exhaust. ]--------------------------"Ah here we go, the Daily Crumb again.""I have to, cause people read it.""I dont know. There must be something wrong with them."-------------------------OO Fart Exhaust! The superest hero in the whole of this world like, oo Fart Exhaust, he's got your shoes and hes not gunna give them back, OH fart exhaust! He'll step on your feet and the chop em off! OO Fart Exhaust, its one, not two but six forks in your feet.. EXHAUST! He smells but that aint important, cause ya dead! By Fart Exhaust! Theres now way out of it because your nailed to a waaaaall!FART EXHAUST!------------------------"A chinese please.""Get out!"----------------------------

Munch news:I'm not sure whether i already said this but my computer has arrived but the only way i cna use it is if i get a flat screen monitor, which i plan to do, then i can continue animating, play sims 2 and get on with my fantastic life! :D

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Today in the news a man eating a bar of soap was seen scratching his shoulder. People were amazed, and then saddened as he died and fell onto a moving boat.----'Gosh, my watch has stopped.''How did it do that?''I dont know... the battery ran out?''Oh. Well thats alright then. I thought you were going to say i did it.''Did... you do it?''YES.'---'What country are you going to sir?''The one this plane is taking me to..?'---'I vomited on my shoe!''Like the tweenies!'---'How are you feeling?''Not very well.''Whys that?''I dont know, your the doctor.''But whos, REALLY the doctor here?''David Tennant?'---'Its lemon juice!''No its just sour.'---'A gush of wind blew my hat away.''Did it have its suitcase?''Dont be an idiot.'------------------------------------------------

Also in the news Giants are literally taking over the world, and they are INVISIBLEthankyou

Monday, January 22, 2007

Today in the news a tree dressed itself, it was then burnt for giving people bad luck.

Also in the news Daniel (Vector) Kerr (The Smartest Man in the Wolrd) spoke in court."... and finally, your honor, I'd like to thank the Daily Crumb for showing their support by not getting involved in any way, shape, or form in this investigation. Here, have some brain."

The Daily Crumb burst in at the last moment to stop the investigation. "There is no proof that our smartest man was giving out bits of his brain. Except some on lookers and some CCTV footage which we have have deleted.So..its gone.""Your free to go"

---In Munch NEWS:Mike Swain, the creator of Blockhead on (newgrounds.com) has emailed in his recordings for the Munchs WAR script, if ya out there swain, thankoo.Also in the news i grabbed a good mic for a few days and recorded as many sounds as i could, i planning on borrowing it again.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Today in the news production of chocolate Easter eggs has begun all over the world. At the same time its been found out that the Nintendo Wii actually helps people lose weight.

Nothing is fixed.

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The Daily Crumb being sued is surely old news now, since the whole thing happened the Crumb has laid quite low in where it stands newsreporting wise. As you may have noticed we are keeping a little quieter on the new more important news. But not for long.

Sue, the lawyer was arrested today after being found with four truck loads of illegal drugs, heres our reporter. Tony Maloney.

"Today, the somethinth of the new year which has a seven in it a well known lawyer was found with a large ammount of drugs. Heres a local policemen from the scene""I.. what are you talking about? I havent been informed on this matter.""The case of the truck full of drugs, what are you doing about this?""Umm.. if.. maybe i should ask another officer.""Will you give her what she deserves?""I'm sorry?""No.. we meant... what punishment do you have in stall for her?""Hold on, are you the Daily Crumb?"

And thats the latest news from that scene.

Also today in a complete coincidence everyone else who wanted to sue the Daily Crumb have been arrested for the same reason as Sue.

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On the subject of coincidences The Daily Crumbs "The Smartest Man in the World." Daniel (Vector) Kerr was seen handing out bits of his brain.

The police department spoke.

"This is unacceptable behaviour."Thankyou, police department.

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Last off in the news The Daily Crumb have gone into speculation about where Tony Blair will be when he is shifted from his current position as PM.90% of workers say The Bill

Friday, January 19, 2007

Today in the news old people keep dribbling on their furniture. All furniture from an elderly home or an elderlys personal house is being taken away immediately.

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Also in the news The Daily Crumb, local news reporter has been sued for making some news up.Issue:A while ago a man in a wheel chair came to our office's. In our report of the incident he ended up being eaten by a dragon.Now obviously somewhere along the line the dragon spat him out because he's come back to sue us.The man originally came from the Custard Factory claiming he hadnt been interviewed after a bunch of magpies ambushed him and left him on the edge of life.We actually did interview him when he was unconcious, we've got it on tape.

We're going in court today, Tony Blair will not be backing us up he said."The Daily Crumb are backstabbing murderous rampaging theives who should all be locked up, it's unfortunate its only a sue."

Sue, our lawyer said, "You cant make anything funny about this guys, this is a serious matter. Hey, i put butter on my nose to try and get it out of a stuck locker. It slipped out but i ended up falling on a wooden table which broke in half causing nothing less than a riot in our house! Anyway, what evidence do you have that a dragon does really excist?"

The Daily Crumb followed this up with pulling out the Dragon.

Sue: "There's nothing there Crumb..."

"There's a Dragon there Sue."

The court went quiet this evening as Sue was eaten by a dragon.

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JUST IN!

Three people want to sue the Daily Crumb.

The man in the wheel chair

Tony Blair

and Sue the Lawyer

Find out more next time.

- Nathan (munch) Viney

---------coming soon, video review of the new upcoming Biteycastle game by Adam Phillips

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Interview with the Custard factory man:Why do you plan to sue us?what?Everything we said was true, you just couldnt see past your eyes.ye man, its a problem i haveits those lead walls i had installed in my eyeballsIs Tony Blair going along with it? He said himself in an interview we were murderous idiots.he mightWhat exactly did he say to you?he said he liked my eyesand that his wife would like me to join themi replied with a swift right hook to the eye socketAnd what evidence do you have that the dragon WAS NOT real?i saw the guys feetYour not going to sue us for filming your unconcious body as well are you?not at all, not at alldid i perform well?Twitching is always an actors prideI try, I try...Tell me, what made you go ahead and sue us anyway?the flying Death Monkeys made me do itWhat made you film my unconscious body in the first place may I enquire?No reply I see.Well I may go ahead and sue you, as you cannot be civil enough to inform me as to your motives when filming me whilst unconciousTell me though NathanYou dont mind me calling to Nathan, do you?its Monkey typewriter dude actuallyTell me, 'Monkey Typewriter Dude', how exactly did you manage to render me unconscious for such a long period of time?you were attacked by magpies, dont you remember?I can't say I do, dear fellow.Though I severly doubt the credibility of this statement as there has been no visible damage to my outer personWell, in the words of Tony Blair, The art of leadership is saying no, not saying yes. It is very easy to say yes

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Today in the news the news hasent occured yet. But coming up next, a news report on the importance of crime in our daily lives.

Also in slightly less important news George Bush has gone missing.

Tony Blair and John Howard, priminister's of the UK and Australia agreed in having a toast over the missing American president.

JUST IN! The long running brain damaged USA President has returned to his position. George Bush was happy to inform he'd just had a late night out drinking with some TEXAS folk.Georges fellow followers responded in weak happiness.

Look at that weak smile andembarrassedhand motion.

Tony Blair and John Howard made a joint speech: "We missed him this much."

"Didnt we Johnny?"George Bush: "I'm fine with it, im quite confident that i was wrong to drink on my shift. But when does my shift stop? Aint there a day i can just stop being president and have a pint?"

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Also in the news hitler was seen in a local Disney Shop. George Bush was happy to inform they were class mates and both had a "Disney Club" sticker.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Today in the news light bulbs are going up in price because they seem yellow when they are turned on.

Also in the news Tony Blair made a speech about the piano issue."If only i had been reading the Daily Crumb recently i would have known of these lies. Whether the monkey who owns it is my friend or not, he is a still backstabbing. The Piano issue IS A RUMOUR! I DID NOT DROP A PIANO on a unsuspecting witness, except the one who died. Other than the one who died i am not guilty.I wipe my bloody hands of it. Not that they have blood on... there is no evidence to suggest i even own or owned a piano.""Is it true your pencil sharpener broke recently and you went into a mad house fit.""10 Downing street has told me i am not aloud to answer anymore questions from the Daily Crumb. Any others?"The Daily Star: "Does your family agree to the mishaps of blood on your hands?""Thats.. WAIT NO! THAT WAS A RUMOUR CREATED BY THE DAILY CRUMB. IT IS NOT REAL! What about some real issues, like the WAR... isnt that just the slightest bit important?"The Daily Star: "So you are denying it?"The Daily Crumb: "He is ya know.""I AM DENYING IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT REAL"The Daily Star: "Have the police inquired into this matter?""NO BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WASTEING POLICE TIME!"The Daily Crumb: "Is it true your washing machine broke now and you were so angry you put your hand in an electric toaster?""NO!"The Daily Star: "Did he? FRONT PAGE NEWS!"The Daily Crumb: "Yes, terrible electric shock, check his fingers."The Daily Star: "But might that be why he has blood on his hands?"The Daily Crumb: "We'll need to find out whether the blood came from the toaster or the man crushed by the piano.""IT WAS THE GUY UNDER THE PIANO'S BLOOD, OK?

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Today in the news someone very important said "quack" in a conference.---And now, a large bunch of terribly random questions to unsuspecting messenger users.---How many days exactly since either you were born or your neighbour was arrested for selling the Big Issue in an uncivilized area?---5855 days, wait.... I forgot leap years. one second2931 days.... no wait.4383 days! EXACTLY!---

wha?The question ;)i seeNo answer?I was trying to do the math, when I realized I didn't care muchNext question, how does it feel to be elected for pointless chicken feeder award?Well, at first, I was a little ashamed. I mean, I have a wife, ya know? But once she confessed a certain desire for specially fed poultry, well, I was able to accept the award with enthusiasm

How does it feel to be elected for pointless chicken feeder award?lol wtfSimple Questionit feels embarrasing cos if i was a chicken feeder id like to have a point

?ITS SPAM! RUN AWAY!I'm not afraid of Spam, i kill spam with my feetIs it true your feet havent left your socks in 15 years?:PDenying it?Thats not true. My feet are the best lovemakers!Is it true that they can as well be lethal, not only physically but mentally?Thats why i keep talking to you, i can kill you with my words. Next question, how does it feel to be elected for pointless chicken feeder award?Denying the whole thing?im not denying s**t. talking about s**t, thats why i didnt answer before nowhow it feels, well i dont know, migtht have to ask you :)Tell me, are you related to the bald man who called himself a lier?Nope, hes not bald.Oh good, well thankyou for your help on this survery, would you say it was informative?nopeHave a nice ride in your helicopterare you giving me a helicopter :DAwesome!my address is Meow Meow Meow!

Tell me, are you related to the bald man who called himself a lier?Err no, but im related to a bald man. Do you know anything about Espens feet?no but if they are anywhere near as talented as his hands then I want themIs it true you were there when Tony Blair dropped the piano on the innocent victim?yes I was the victim! I still find keys sticking out of my skullHave a nice ride in your helicopter

Monday, January 15, 2007

In the news today a bald man called himself a lier. More on that later.

Today also, a man went through a terrible accident where his arm was removed. This silenced him with four days away from work as he could no longer type. We interviewed him over MSN last night.

He sat quietly in his hospital cell.

Crumb: Can you tell us more about the leg incident?boik?Crumb: have any info on the matter?oh you mean the daily crumbCrumb: Just wondering if the medical doers have said anything.something about a hippo and a piano I thinkCrumb: what colour was the hippo?purple. but it had brown mud on itCrumb: Any news on your mate?mate?Crumb: The one crushed by the fallen helicopter. Are you thinking of sueing?doubt they have anything of value to inheritCrumb: There are rumours flying around Tony Blair is behind the piano issue. Do you agree or disagree?I wonder what his favourite Disney movie isCrumb: Do you agree with George Bush and his 90% military and 100% childrens theme park in the same area?nope, he's neglecting the sandwich makersCrumb: How about the rumour a man was ambushed by magpies at the custard factory?apparently the custard wasn't real. it was made from flour and water with yellow food colouring. set to lure him in.Crumb: Is it true your leg is actually a fake?no commentCrumb: Is it true the officer in charge of the investigation got your name wrong?he didn't even interview me. he ate some doughnuts instead and made it all upCrumb: Is it true that the term "BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE" came from a dog, barking up a tree thinking there was actually a cat there?the cat was in another tree. seeCrumb: thankyou, you've been a fantastic help, just one more question. Was it a red firetruck or a red and white firetruck that came to save the cat stuck up the other tree?yes, it was a barber fire truck, I remember now! Crumb: Thankyou very much, have a nice ride in your helicopter!

- The Daily Crumb reports out.

(All interviews are with real people)-----RANDOM MSN surveys

Crumb: Hello, we're just doing a survey.MmkCrumb: its on the simple current issues of things like, the man in the water glass and Tony Blair beind the Piano issue.Have you got anything to say about the man disapearing in the glass of water?Nothing you feel needs to be said to the world?no idea what thats about.Crumb: Rumours say you knew the manlol?Crumb: Lots of witnesses, do you know a Tommy?no.Crumb: How about a James or a John?if i did what are the chances it'd be the same as your james or johnCrumb: Very high! Infact, almost 3%! Now, can you tell us more about the glass of water?

*The Daily Crumb was blocked*

Crumb: Hi, we're just doing a survey about bread.no.. word on the issue?ur really funnyCrumb: Are you denying the fact some bread is softer than others?L.O.L. (laugh out loud)no further comment now leave me aloneCrumb: Just one last thing before you continue cooking, is it true your dad was related to the man attacked by magpies at the custard factory?omg SO random XD **lolz**Crumb: The Daily Crumb like to keep to english so we may have to bring in an interpreter to decode that last comment."Oh My God. SO random Xylophone Door"who the **** is this and why are you messaging me with lame jokes?Crumb: We're writing down all of the lame responses you give us.ROFLCrumb: Do you agree with George Bush and his 90% military and 100% childrens theme park in the same area?ok enough this is powerfully lame, ill block you if you dont stopCrumb: Its fine, we can finish now. Just two last questions. One, did you find the survey useful and two who invented the word, "Chortled"?2 questions, one second of your life washed down the drain.

*The Daily Crumb was blocked*Crumb: Hi there, we're just doing a survey on the existance of dinosaurs.They do not existCrumb: But recent scientist research says differentYour research? GTFOCrumb: Science says not only do Raptors excist still todaybut you've been connected to a murderFun.Crumb: The only way to get out of arrest, ive been told is to say a dinosaur did it.*slowly backs away*Crumb: The Scientists are fine with it, The Crumb has spoken to your mother, shes fine with it. NASA are fine with it. Who else do you need to be fine with it?wow....Crumb: The only choice you can make is to say a raptor did it. Only last week a man in a wheel chair was eaten by a raptor

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Today in the news an ancient book was found written by a wonderer of the US undiscovered parts. It said in it"Twas a cold day travelling today, me and five others are dieing of hunger and thirst. We have finally reached the undiscovered lands and we plan to name it 'Count Harrington' in faith to an older family member of ours."

Today the area was renamed NEW YORK 2 :D

George Bush was proud to say, "The area has been renamed due to popular demand, myself. I am proud to name the undiscovered island NOW DISCOVERED with a new name. That name is, New York 2, Revenge of the Sith, (George followed this with a giggle) It DOES sound a bit like a sequal dont it... it does. You have to admit, and that is why we named it that."

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Today in the news America have created a Video burning day, where everyone in the country throws their videos into a town bonfire. This is saying, "We look forward to the future." (Meaning DVD's)People are worried Video burning day wont last many years as they will have burnt all of the video's.

It has been sorted thousands more Video's are being made and sold just for this day, bringing some big companies back into buisness.

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Isnt is true that, when you put the word "FACT" infront of something it automatically makes it true?FACT: Putting the word FACT in front of something automatically makes it true.This will only work if its in a convincing place.

But now, The Daily Crumb. What complete wasteless idiots we are have investigators searching so deep into the word FACT we've come out withNOTHING. So we're gunna see how many times we say FACT in this passage below.---

Anyway, like the crumb has said before we admire the FACT Lewis Carroll (The creator of Alice and Wonderland) created the word, CHORTLED. This is a FACT.Fact is, not only did Mr. Carrol (FACT: Real name, Charles Dodgson) invent so many words, but so can you.Fact: OXFORD Dictionaries say you can send in a word you've made up, whether it be hogjush or gubprok they will ACTUALLY CONCIDER putting it into their dictionaries.FACT

Yes Folks, HOBBIT is now in the OXFORD Dictionary. FACT.What the FACT?

"YOUR FACTED!"

"Your getting a bit FACT, might want to cut down on the jelly babies."

"PUNCH!CRASH!FACT!"

- Nathan (munch) Viney on an absolutely pointless blog entry that when absolutely pointlessly no where and that is a fact.

(17 Facts.)

Before we go A quote from Adam Phillips working on his next masterpiece"I expect to get this done pretty quickly because the story has been done for years now. However, the water effects are full-blown frame-by-frame animation, the backgrounds are intricate and there is a lot of character animation too." Adam Phillips (Waterlollies)"

Thursday, January 11, 2007

In the news today Scientists at the head of the UK have classed Oxygen as an illegal drug and are beginning to get rid of it.

Just in! The Scientists are dead.. and so are many other people.

As the Crumb are terribly close friends with Mr. Tony Blair himself we gave him a little interview.

"So Mr. Blair. What have you to say on the matter?"

"I knew you'd do this, i'm told im having an interview, i sit here shaking my toes off because im worried you wont even tell me what the interviews about. Then i finally go and convince myself your going to tell me what its about and ill be fine in the end and now you come OUT AND... I NEED A GLASS OF WATER!"

(Service man collects refreshment for the pm)

"So, the matter of people dieing Mr. Blair!"

"Oh... well, we're trying to stop that of course. Its probably well known anyway. For all who dont know, we are collecting Bums off of the street (homeless people) and freazing them in our cellers, burning them and then freazing them to see if they live. Thats how we are dealing with the problem. Freazing."

(Silence)

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Also, as the headline says (read more on page #)

One of the reporters has gone missing in a glass of water.He set for work in the morning singing, "London Loves" by Blur and tripped up on a possible "ROCK".

The Police are searching the CCTV and finding if there were any witness'.He collapsed forward into a glass of water.It was a terrible sight.

His body fell down through the bubbles and disapeared into thin air.

His wife specifically asked that the BRITISH SCIENTISTS corp had NOTHING to do with it after the Oxygen issue.

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Tony Blair on Deviant ArtMood: Messed upListening to: paper shuffling and phones ringing, a bit like the background soundtrack of everyepisode of the Bill.Reading: BookEating: One of those wheat barsDrinking: Glass of Water

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Munch watched closely as the guards sniffed on their tissues. He noticed they'd lost a seconds concentration and needed to take his chance.

There was a sharp noise as a blade shot past one of them. The Guard stared around confused trying to work out what had happened. He stared down to find the master key was gone. Vanished from his side.

Munch spun into the air landing firmly onto the green vegetation. After looking back to see the guards reaction and continuing a song of giggle he hid in the nearby bushes.

The windows, too thin to simply climb through. And any movement surrounding the area would obviously be detected.

The moon was lit now, glowing upon the dark blue shades of an oncoming day. The opposite guard, not noted in the mission report pulled a weapon out, a gun. Munch was quite surprised now, leaping to his feet and grounching down by the giant stone wall.

The guard walked slowly along the earth, the stars mind blowing above him. There was silence.

Munch leant on a small stone, which sat in some soggy mud... his weight pushed it down causing it to slip forward. The guard spotted his prey and fired straight away catching Munch in the arm. Like a knife through bread the bullet ripped through his flesh. His body crashed backwards against the stone wall and he slipped down into the mud. Although he was injured now, he was out of the guards sight.Munch, with his strong arm pulled himself upwards and unzipped his backpack and grabbed out a pear of gloves. Each one had tiny specks of metal in them. Clamberock gloves, the ability to climb almost anything.

Munch placed them on his hands and soared up the side of the cold stone wall, leaping over the top.The guard at the front noticed the movement and called in for backup. This wasent very helpful.Munch disapeared in the darkness, now inside the buildings court yard.The guard pulled open the gate that he stood infront of and shouted at the top of his voice, "INTRUDER!"Munch suddenly stopped the guard in his path landing a centimetre from his toes. "Ello." He said, following the meaningful speech with punching the guard directly in the nose."I do apoligise, " Munch continued taking the weapon from the guards hand."HANDS UP!" shouted a voice from behind him.Munch turned around glaring at them..."Oh come on..."There were at least twenty men standing infront of him, "Put the weapon down."Blood was now pouring out of Munchs arm, this shruck a nerve. "Ok ok!" In a split second Munch fired the gun and the man at the front was dead. The gaurd, getting up from the punch stood behind Munch. He luckily still had another gun, in a split second he fired the gun whilst aiming at Munch's head.

Munch was gone when the bullet shot forward, it soared onwards until it splattered into one of the other men's stomach ripping open the insides that would once have stayed compact.With two gunshots the whole groups nerves had errupted and in minutes they'd killed their on Guard.Munch walked around inside the building staring at the giant stone walls that stand tall around him. "Umm.... Did the mission say anything else...."Munch got out a piece of paper from his backpack and read it, "You need to get into a building but it is guarded closely by a guard...." done... something about a key.. which ive got, and used to open the building aaand... You need to gain access to this building for the quest to move on... Looks like thats all i needed to do.

"Munch walked over to a gloomly area where four red chairs stood. He then relaxed when sitting himself down on one.He then heard the angry mob coming towards the echoeing room. "Time for some more fun."He grinned.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Today in the news a dragon entered our dimension. People are calling him a midget, he is burning them.

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Today in the Crumb the custard factory came to us, pressed our buildings beeper and said, "I deserve an interview!"

The man was (late last year) attacked and slaughted by birds when the custard factory had a disaster.The man was at the front of the building in a wheel chair. We opened the glass doors and smiled, "Sorry, wheel chairs are not aloud in the building.""Your not even disabled friendly?""Yes we are, but in your case its an acception. ""This is discusting.""So are you.""EXCUSE ME""I was ambushed by a pack of magpies!""Come back when its piranhas.""I'm interview material!""Sorry, we're busy at the moment reporting on a Dragon entering our dimension.""BUT THATS FAKE! EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS FAKE!"*Dragon eats man*"Yay! Who wants a wheel chair? :D :D"------------

And now a video fromour favourite television show on the planet.THE CHASERS WAR ON EVERYTHING.

Friday, January 05, 2007

In the news today people are asking, what CURRENT is? People are becoming confused between current affairs and Blackcurrant berries. This is because, as Wikipedia says, they are both "palmately lobed with five lobes, with a serrated margin."What?

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Yesterday i released a NEW STARGAZED COMICwhich took me all day.Here is the comic(Click on it for LARGER version)

---Hope you like it and if you havent caught up with the long running series yet for some strange reason, check it out hereSTARGAZED WEBCOMIC

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Both this one and another were storyboarded, after those two i will try and do one Tomothy and Pals comic and then continue on with MUNCHS WAR.This is the plan for th next few days/week but dont get excited, im not very reliable.

--------ANTISEAL BRINGS LYRICS ALIVEAlso whats great is.Antiseal of Brackenwood (A fantastic musician) is producing one of my written (lyrics) songs.Here is NIGHTFLOW so farhttp://media.putfile.com/NightFlow

Thursday, January 04, 2007

In the news today china are sueing everyone they meet that calls their plates and cups, china. They are literally going up to them, tapping them on the shoulder and asking, "Whats that?""Its a cup?""What kind of cup is it?""A good cup.!"It's china isnt it?""umm.. i guess""YOUR SUUUUED!!"---------

Tony Blair recently asked me personally what myspace was, i said, aw Tones, i'll make you one if you REALLY want me to.So i gave him a usuel Myspace Survey.He just replied with his answers.----

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName: Tony Blair but people who i dont know call me PMBirthday: I'm not oldBirthplace: Britain, no doubt about that.... you.Current Location: 10 downing street, at my desk which i just tidied. And its clean now, no papers or nuthin.Eye Color: Is that a trick question? Cause if it is, my eyes are not the colour of an elderly person.Hair Color: Its not greyHeight: Blue tieRight Handed or Left Handed: The hand i write withYour Heritage: I'm from England but some people call it Britain... some other people call it the UK, AND NO ONES EXPLAINED WHY YET"The Shoes You Wore Today: expensive ones, and not my nans old ones.Your Weakness: George BushYour Fears: George BushYour Perfect Pizza: George BushGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'm hoping to go back to Uni and drink alcohol.Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: howl r u spork an wer u @?Thoughts First Waking Up: PaperworkYour Best Physical Feature: My brains goodYour Bedtime: 6.00 but if i have work on about 6.30Your Most Missed Memory: Window SuppliersPepsi or Coke: Coke is illegal in my country.MacDonalds or Burger King: I cant eat from them until i know the ruler behind them.Single or Group Dates: On a calenderLipton Ice Tea or Nestea: They both have a TChocolate or Vanilla: I'm going to have to say Chocolate flavoured Vanilla only because it's easier to drink through a straw.Do you Smoke: Myspace is run by George Bush!Do you Swear: I've heard me i thinkDo you Sing: I auditioned for the X factor, but i didnt sing.Do you Shower Daily: Too much workHave you Been in Love: I am, with my gameboy!Do you want to get Married: My wifes standing next to me.Do you belive in yourself: Do all Americans spell believe wrong?Are you a Health Freak: No, but i bet the greens are.

Thanks Tony.After reading it back to himself he decided he didnt want a myspace just incase he'd lose some friends.......:O????D wHo???!!?* *cough*... ahem.....

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

In the news today Virus's are spreading over the internet, these include colds, stomach germs... etc.

---Yesterdays work:

Yesterday i released a new Stargazed issue, it was originally for a competition but as it included Para Cat i posted it as a comic strip.If you havent read the amazing adventures Munch and the little squishy thing check it out here.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

In the news today a man with a spade saw an alien sighting. The man with a spade complained that the news team interviewing him said 'spade' when he "claimed" he was holding a shovel not a spade like he was really holding.

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Well the new website was released so, The Daily Crumb came out of the blue and and reviewed every short flash animation on the website.

Here are our reviews:

Doctor Who Extremely Short Short which can be found here "What rubbish." - The Daily Crumb

The First Autumn leaf which can be found hereDaily Crumbs review: "Its a terrible, criminal, murderous shame thesound is not what it should be. Because of that aspect we hate thisshort"

Lukai and his castle, which can be found hereDaily Crumbs review: "It was terrible, we cant imagine anything worse."

Blocks, which can be found here"Theres no way to describe how bad this is" - The Daily Crumb.