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CowWarrior is quite easily the unawesomest user ever. He has contributed to several articles, many of which have afterwards been huffed. He was the man responsible for the creation of Monkey Disease, or rather, the article ABOUT Monkey Disease. Yeah, it sucks. He also uses Folding@Home, so he is better than you. Or rather, I AM better than you.