we saw a local band playing in a local pub prior to the True Rawk Experience on Friday night, and I swear to all that is holy, my 16-month-old son can play better drums that this dude.So maybe WB and H should get together and form their own Hair Mtl band. Dude!

When I was 15 and just growing my hair out, I took in a "Hit Parader" photo cover of David Coverdale and demanded "Make my hair look like this!" One perm later (with the teeniest white rollers), I looked like Q-Bert. Shit.