Are You Brave Enough to Take “The Ass Gordon Challenge”?

[Foolish mortals.] Welcome to a galaxy – and a glitter-dusted crotch – all too close for comfort. (And no Monroe Ficus satellite in sight.)

That was the throwdown Peaches Christ asked tonight’s audience for “Midnight Mass“. As “Miss Thing, The Merciless”, she orchestrated a brilliant radio serial that saw fags, dykes, bears, twinks, radical fairies, sci-fi nerds, satin fetishists, 80’s hags, (and any non-Republican), all unite under one intergalactic rainbow. For the fate of the universe. Against an imperialist despot. Hmm. (Hush child, I’m talking about Dino De Laurentis.)