Monday, 30 December 2013

Leicester CAMRA Beer Festival

Breaking News: The Leicester branch of the Campaign for Real Ale have issued a 'Severe Pleasure Warning', with heavy Beer, Cider, and Curry conditions expected in the Leicester city area from Wednesday 12th March.

Drinkers are being advised to '...not stay at home unless absolutely neccessary', to '...go with the flow at all times', and above all 'wear something waterproof, ideally Turmeric yellow to avoid risk of catastrophic staining'.

More news when we have it. In the mean time, here is the latest advice from Beer Festival Organisers on the ground, standing, and sitting comfortably in pubs: