From 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy

#307 Tell a Joke

An elderly senator, exhausted and ill from enacting Obama’s health-care plans, goes to the doctor. Doctor says: “I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there’s an operation that is 100 percent successful in curing this illness.” “That sounds great. So what’s the other bad news?” asks the senator. Replies the doctor: “The Department of Health and Human Services says the first available slot is seven months from today.”