Of course this is fake, but that doesn't change the fact that we are willing it into existence. Seriously, why does this have to be a heart-wrenching ploy?

This 8-bit game, called Human Defiance, sees the return on Jensen as a pixelated cyborg complete with the vast arsenal of enhancements that can only be fully realized in 8--bit. The people over at Eidos Montreal have really embraced the spirit of the day by creating a fake product that people would actually buy.

"If there's one thing that pixels can allow us to do, it's deeper conspiracies."

It's true. Pixels are the building blocks of all great cover ups in history. Watch the trailer and Happy April Fools' Day.