A fantastical super-bowl style ad that has nothing to do with the Kia Sorrento.Gorgeous to look at, and also babies.Downside: voice-activated service requires driver to call out its unwieldy name: "Uvo".

Why is it funny to lie to your child when he asks a legitimate question? And to lie so freaking elaborately (and stupidly, SO, SO STUPIDLY). It's no wonder so many people in this world are jacked up. Horrible commercial. I wouldn't expect much more from the company that brings us the Fatf*ck Hamster Dancers and the horrible music that accompanies them.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Why is it funny to lie to your child when he asks a legitimate question? And to lie so freaking elaborately (and stupidly, SO, SO STUPIDLY). It's no wonder so many people in this world are jacked up. Horrible commercial. I wouldn't expect much more from the company that brings us the Fatf*ck Hamster Dancers and the horrible music that accompanies them.

Is it really any worse than saying it came from the stork, though? I mean, parents lie to their kids all the time about Santa and the Easter Bunny. Let the kids use their imaginations...they're not going to become psychopaths because of it.

Why is it funny to lie to your child when he asks a legitimate question? And to lie so freaking elaborately (and stupidly, SO, SO STUPIDLY). It's no wonder so many people in this world are jacked up. Horrible commercial. I wouldn't expect much more from the company that brings us the Fatf*ck Hamster Dancers and the horrible music that accompanies them.

Is it really any worse than saying it came from the stork, though? I mean, parents lie to their kids all the time about Santa and the Easter Bunny. Let the kids use their imaginations...they're not going to become psychopaths because of it.

I've just always been a firm believer in telling kids the truth. It doesn't have to be graphic at such a young age. Santa and the Easter Bunny are harmless fun in my eyes. I just don't see a reason to lie about sex to kids.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Yeah, Santa is all well and good, but there's nothing wrong with telling kids a slightly edited truth about where babies come from instead of being all dippy and stupid about it. It's a natural, healthy thing.

Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me
Without hurting me,
Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog

Yeah, Santa is all well and good, but there's nothing wrong with telling kids a slightly edited truth about where babies come from instead of being all dippy and stupid about it. It's a natural, healthy thing.

That's exactly what I meant. I don't want my children having misconceptions about sex.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Did anyone else notice the colorful use of language in describing where babies come from? The BIG ROCKET SHIP shoots off DEEP into space and then PENETRATES the atmosphere, then they're RELEASED ALL OVER THE PLACE. He's essentially describing ejaculating deep inside a woman's vagina. Clever advertising, but at the end of the day, a piss poor commercial.

Why is it funny to lie to your child when he asks a legitimate question? And to lie so freaking elaborately (and stupidly, SO, SO STUPIDLY). It's no wonder so many people in this world are jacked up. Horrible commercial. I wouldn't expect much more from the company that brings us the Fatf*ck Hamster Dancers and the horrible music that accompanies them.

Is it really any worse than saying it came from the stork, though? I mean, parents lie to their kids all the time about Santa and the Easter Bunny. Let the kids use their imaginations...they're not going to become psychopaths because of it.

I've just always been a firm believer in telling kids the truth. It doesn't have to be graphic at such a young age. Santa and the Easter Bunny are harmless fun in my eyes. I just don't see a reason to lie about sex to kids.

Okay, I see where you're coming from now. That does make sense...more of a birds and bees discussion.

Agreed. That being said, a kid that age obviously doesn't need a detailed, graphic description of sex. But I think most of us got the 'birds and bees' talk gradually over time. And with large percentages of teen girls claiming they "Don't know how they got pregnant", yes, it's VERY important to teach kids about sex.

All in all though, the commercial is incredibly stupid and induced eye rolls on my part.

Did anyone else notice the colorful use of language in describing where babies come from? The BIG ROCKET SHIP shoots off DEEP into space and then PENETRATES the atmosphere, then they're RELEASED ALL OVER THE PLACE. He's essentially describing ejaculating deep inside a woman's vagina. Clever advertising, but at the end of the day, a piss poor commercial.

I noticed the EXACT same thing. Then they show a picture of all the "rocket ships" headed toward "earth"... looks very much like a bunch of sperm speeding toward the egg in all of those sex-ed videos I was subjected to in middle school.

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