Thursday, October 13, 2005

In case you don't have The Weather Channel or access to the internet, here's your weather forecast for today (10/13/05). As you can see, if you live in a "Blue State", odds are Karl Rove has it raining on you right now. That's right, Karl Rove.

The diabolical mastermind Karl Rove has, once again, been tinkering with his powerful weather generator in an operation I have dubbed "Operation Plame It On The Rain". The objective of this is to push any negative press of the Valerie Plame testimony from the front page, replaced by weathermen standing in knee-deep flood water. This is eerily similar to when President Bush had Rove create Hurricane Rita to turn CNN away from covering the Cindy Sheehan rally in Washington DC.