She found a color of tan that actually looks.. um… tan. NOT ORANGE (which would have so clashed with the color of the awesome dress). And he just wears clothes so well. And that face. Yeah, so they look good.

He looks beyond fine in a suit. The arched eyebrow though… getting a bit too swashbuckling and possibly arched via injectibles. Still. Yum. The front of her dress is so cool and it she looks great in it.

Not usually a Beckham drooler, but I kinda like him in the van dyke. I thought he looked dashing at Wimbledon too. I bet he’s one of those guys who looks better and better the older he gets, like Clint Eastwood.

I dunno. I love him (he and Posh did make the Ultimate Chub That Is Harper, and the boys are all gorgeous) but I think he’s gotten carried away with the manscaping. He also never looks entirely comfortable in those amazing bespoke suits, shirts, ties, etc.

She is always flawless, though, and wears the hell out of all her outfits, including this one. The are so perfect together that it still makes me sad that Wintour will never truly embrace them (and yet she adores that utter zero Boobs Legsley – go figure).

I don’t think about how good looking he is when I see that gigantic moustache and his the hair combed straight back like Wolfman Jack–also, he looks ill-humored, especially for someone wearing such ridiculous facial hair. But those pics of him with his little baby a while ago were really sweet.

I like Victoria’s dress, though. See how nicely clothes fit when you don’t get double D implants?

He’s a good looking guy to be sure, but the mustache/eyebrow combo looks like part of a “late 1800′s villain” costume, except maybe he should curl the ends of the mustache up with wax. Then he just needs a top hat and a cape and some train tracks to tie Posh to. Voila!!!

I think he looks so much better in his soccer uniform. I have good seats at the Timbers, and I’ve seen him up close when the Galaxy came to play there, and he is just so much more relaxed looking when he’s on the field. Given how goofy he was in that context, I always think he looks ridiculous when he is doing serious-face.

Now here is a couple I seriously don’t get. Please don’t kill me for my opinion, but he is not even remotely hot to me and she is supposedly not the person she scowls and dresses to be (meaning, I have heard she is a nice person not a uber-b*).

That “melon” color is way too close to a safety orange, the exposed zipper needs to be over, and who does his eyebrows?

His face makes him look like he was just signed to be the next Most Interesting Man In The World. But he could never play that role, because I whole heartedly agree with Kristin C, his speaking voice is ….. well, just not a man’s man voice.

They are indeed the perfect illustration of this phenomenon. You project all these nice things on famous, pretty people after seeing them in pics for years and then…it speaks. Don’t speak! (That includes you, GOOP-y.)

Sorry, but Beckham’s face is one step away from the Guy Fawkes mask in ‘V for Vendetta’ (mind you, I ded find that mask slightly hot…). I think he needs to lay off the botox; he looks like he’s got Nicole Kidman’s old bat-brow out on loan. Plus am I the only one here who thinks his voice is a deal breaker?

Opps, sorry, should have read those last few comments more carefully … glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks his voice is like a jockey’s. I’m nostalgic for the days when he was just a hot footballer, not a manbag like he is now.

I loves me some good beards and mustaches. I love men with facial hair, and men with outstanding figures. But this? That is the beard of a nineteenth century villain costume, and the hair of, yes, Wolfman Jack. Brad Pitt does that, too, with the same horrid results. Like Tatum Channing’s neck and crew cut, I just do NOT see the attraction.

Yeah, I was going to point this out, too, Macy. It’s a shame, though he apparently is being very gentlemanly in public about it. Still, I bet that the UK asks him to do some stuff in relation to the Olympics. You know, pose for Britain, and all that.

Actually, there was a huge press release noting that although he’s not on the team, he is being given an important and highly visible role for both the soccer team and for the country in general, because he was a huge part of London’s push for the games. So actually he’s not leaving the country in a hissy.

I have such a deep, abiding love for Posh and Becks. I want to be friends with her, even though she is my complete opposite and would never want to be friends with me. She does over-the-top like no one else and she looks amazing here.
I love me some Becks, because, hello? Gorgeous. Except this facial hair. This is not working for me. Get rid of it and everything can go back to normal. All will be right with the world again.

The dress looks amazing from the front, but I hate the back. Different color straps, yes, but that middle silvery line – big no no. The shoes are meh… and I hate his hair. I would hate that on anyone below 60 though, why comb your hair towards the back if you don’t have bold spots to hide?

Love me some Beckham something fierce,chipmunk voice, botox and all-he is still sex on a stick. The hand tats give off a “mechanic who hasn’t washed up properly”, though, much as I appreciate freedom of expression. Just because you CAN tat up every available inch, doesn’t mean you have to.

His voice isn’t so bad anymore actually, I listened to him speak the other day and thought, David Beckham, your balls have finally dropped. I don’t mind the tattoos on David Beckham because his body is in such good shape. Same with Adam Levine. But add on 30 years and 30 pounds and tattoos aren’t so nice anymore!

I’ve never really cared for them. They are too much IN YOUR FACE!
But I will concede that Posh is looking…well Posh. If only the poor dear would smile once in a while. As to becks there… Love the tats—hate the facial hair.