"Stick-wielding gangs roamed the deserted highways of Karachi, the country’snormally teeming economic hub of 12 million people, trying to stop anyone whoventured out of the house.The government imposed a ban on public meetings andrallies. the army have orders to shoot at sight any miscreant."

This popular uprising is blazing out of control - curious since 'control' and her hand maiden 'stability' are the raison de existence' for concepts like martial law, presidents for life and faux elections.

"All the terrorist activity in Afghanistan had its base in Pakistan, All thefreedom struggle in Indian Held Kashmir was Cross Border Terrorism fromPakistan, All nuclear proliferation in the world had its source in Pakistan,Pakistan is an intolerant militant extremist society."

Aside from accusations that the "killer General" and "Dog Musharrif" is the brainianc behind Bhutto's murder, the unhappy truth is that the successful hit on Benazir is as much an attempt to overthrow Pervez Musharrif and the Deathly Hallows as it is a trainwreck to concensual representative politics.

Just like in Iraq - chefs of 'Hot Pocket Caliphates' use suicide bombings, terror and assassinations to create chaos and to make Pakistan ungovernable - allowing the Red Mosque guys and friends the chance to impose their authority ala Taliban, the HAMAS, Hiz'B'Allah or Mahdi Army.

Threatened the most by a likely electoral victory of the PPP in January that most likely would have hooked up an informal alliance with Musharrif would be the kiss of death to intolerant mohammedists and given new life to embattled (and entrenched) pro west and Anti Taliban alliances in secular sections of Pakistan. Such a legitimate powerbase would in theory be free to launch military force against insurrectionists in urban enclaves and Federal No Go zones, without much concern.

And now? Musharrif's assassination would be the last straw. He must act and act now. Today. Presidents for Life traditionally beat critics with the nerf baseball bat of 'leadership'. Musharrif had best add substance to that word - allowing the Great Satan's and Great Britain's experts in to ascertain exactly what the heck happened.

Pres Pervez will have to demonstrate decisiveness and impartial tri partisanship that has been non existent recently - to regain control and attempt to regain respect - not only from rightfully disillusioned Pakistanis but the entire world.

Musharrif will have to blitz enemies of democracy to prevent civil war. This means deploying real troops and cops to halt riots, provide real and impartial protection of all Pakistan's political leaders and rallies and a real military response to threats by Al Qaeda and intolerants like the Taliban Fan Club in the Federal Tribal No Go Zones.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Pakistan's girl leader of the Pakistan Peoples Party was taken out in a Syrian/Russian style double tap hit today that included at least one gunman and a bomb. Weapons fire at close range and the ensuing explosion killed 20 people.

Benazir Bhutto - like girls everwhere was one complicated person. Oxford, Yale - speaking better English than most Americans she also had the canny knack for imbibing projections and magically transforming herself into what ever her sitch or audience or constits required. She could appear like Golda Meir or Joan of Arc and often invoked Indiri Ghandi's model.

Despite all the image, spin and sweet talking Western talk, Benazir may have been little different from politicians through out history - cutting deals for buds and homies and occasionally sort of dipping in to the kitty for personal chicanery.

Surviving multiple botched assassination attempted hits never really sank in to her - riding about in open cars and speaking at massive polit rallies. An everyday thing in her world - after her dad and brother were murdered - maybe it was like the norm.

"Here we are heading towards the third millennium, and the conduct of men andwomen still mirrors the style of Caesar's age. Does time go forward or backwardor just stand still? Do we fight the same demons in each era and in each centuryonly with different methods and in different styles? Are we condemned to a cycleof patterns that keeps turning and ending up where it started?"

It's time! In 2007 there were many entrants in the Great Satan's Hootchie of the Year award. Space doesn't permit listing them all so here are the top six.

#6. Miley Cyrus made it through a combination of good luck, good genes and real talent to become the super hot super cool true blue girl next door. Strong on hard work, study and family values Miley credits her success to the Lord. No wild parties, police chases, predator hot guys in her shadow, babies on the way or wickibit pics. Her talent and brainpower, rooted to reality mentality are shared with the Great Satan's nobility, youthful vitality, and eternally optimistic outlook. Sweet, clever and super classy Miley Cyrus is a super role model for younger girls.

#5 - Hillary Rodham Clinton - Heck hath no fury like a hootchie scorned - and this is one scorned hootchie. Electoral "negatives" hovering around the 50% range, the Senator from the Empire State is slugging her way through to the highest honors her Democratic party can bestow. Senator Clinton relies heavily on her ex President spouse for true executive expertise, substance, cash and votes. HRH is the first girl candidate for president for a major political party. The only elected hootchie on the list for 2007, Senator Clinton hangs with disbarred legal eagle security risk (clearance revoked for stealing critical documents from the Nat'l Archives) Sandy Berger for some of her Foreign Policy formulas.

#4 - Paris Hilton - Despite nigh unsurmountable obstacles like anti party Police, unsympathetic DA's and papparazzi who focus their pics on the wrong things, Paris singlehandedly put the "ooo" in hootchie. Owner of 4 different companies that gross $28 million in profits in 2007, Paris the Heiress uses the Ronald Reagan method of surrounding herself with experts. Saavy biz people, greedy playboys, and doped up starlets. Paris' recent junket to Red China showcasing unbridled capitalism and the just desserts and instant gratification that shopping spree's can bestow are excellent reminders that in the Great Satan good looks and cash can be as awesome as brain power and hard work. Greed is eternal and Paris has it all. And she flaunted it all right in the face of the worlds largest, oldest, played Collectivist style Communistic unfree nation, where unrestricted internet access is a crime against the state and all computer printers are registered with the State. Totally retarded. A State with state controlled media control hosting Paris? A mega host server crasher like the fun, free Paris Hilton with 20 million hits overwhelmed filters and access. Paris is irresistable - just like the Great Satan.

#3 - Condoleeza Rice - America's Sec of State is so smart - she's beautiful. Advising Presidents, policy makers - elected and appointed. Dr Rice, one of the world's most powerful women recently announced the 'Non negotiable demands of human dignity "...the rule of law, limits on state power, free speech, religious liberty, equal justice, property rights, tolerance of difference and respect for women..." Sweet words indeed - and heck - it is America. Constantly disproving cries of "Bakerization", she constantly faces down presidents for life and corrupt royalty in ray bans. Dr Rice remains the best role model for the Great Satan's daughters in the last decade.

#2 Gwen Stefani - the Orange County girl with legs right up to her neck has taken talent, hard work and a dream and made it to the top. One of the Great Satan's treasures, Gwen was determined not to sit about in tolerant societies making cash and fans. Gwen took her "Sweet Escape" tour with the Harijuku Girls right into the only semi Mohammedist nation that was brave enough to have her. Malaysia - withering under the weight of constant assaults from hotties, hootchies and ho's got more than they bargained for when Gwen totally dissed fatwas, death threats and militant Mohammedist 'student' groups. Blitzing over 60K concert goers out of their minds with sexyful drenched beats, moves and music. Gwen flipped off intolerant girl fearing preachers and made off their bling, cash and lust.

And the Great Satan's Hootchie of the Year is:

1st Lady Laura Bush - Ex School Teacher, mom of two girls (who made it to 18yo with out babies - this speaks volumes in itself) Brazenly, without modesty landing on the sacred soil of Hijaz's original he man women hating kingdom of Saudi Arabia in October. Joyfully unh'jab'd in broad daylight - no less - the 1st Lady, raised awareness of Breast Cancer pre emption - a most unmohammedist concept - and shared stories and hope with the handful of Saudi lady doctors on precious prime time state controlled unfree media. An especially built and funded screening facility (that is rumoured to appear 'breast like' when viewed from a certain altitude) right in a retarded kingdom where girls driving a car could collapse a backward society chock full of oil, unemployed young people and a not so impressive literacy rate. Always in service to something larger than self - 1st Lady Laura Bush is the Great Satan's Hootchie of the Year 2007.

The Syrian Semtex style old school 'splosion that assassinated the 8th Pro Lebanese politician - (in less than 3 years no less) - may very well be the 'splosion that assassinated the last gansta style (old school) hit regime Bashar Al Assad is running. And Bashar Al Assad may also very well be the last Dr General President for Life Syria - indeed, the entire ME may suffer. Simply put, the Great Satan has lost interest. Flat out wore out in allowing maintainance of Assad's unproductive destabilizing stability as

"The reason why is because he houses Hamas, he facilitates Hezbollah, suicidersgo from his country into Iraq and he destabilizes Lebanon"

Syria is also a world leader in human trafficking. Unclean! Slave trading Syrians enjoy a weird legitimate glow of illegitimacy, profaning by presence the very ideals and soul of the UN's ancient institutions like Human Rights Commission.

Syria is totally isolated with over 19 million Syrians - average age 21 and a literacy rate ofnigh 80% (76.9 for those who collect such information). A totally controlled, computerized Police State with 1.5 million online. A Facebook account can get you thrown in jail, killed or worse.

Like all control freaks, Al Assad has a built in and inherited dependent population - 1.5 plus million. Over 300K displaced persons and a true underclass of fellow arab 'foreigners' (foreigners who all share nigh identical dialects, customs and values). 700K plus Iraqi's, over 400K Palestinians.

What the heck? Palestine - (your choice - phased planned PL Old school Fatah WB or HAMAS brand Caliphate rocket brigades in Gaza) - is less than a 2 day bus ride from the furthest reaches of Syria - no less. Is Suriya al B'Ath exploiting and horribly using these people as resources?

"Syria is a destination country for women from South and Southeast Asia andAfrica for domestic servitude and from Eastern Europe and Iraq for sexualexploitation; women are recruited for work in Syria as domestic servants, butsome face conditions of exploitation and involuntary servitude including longhours, non-payment of wages, withholding of passports and other restrictions onmovement, and physical and sexual abuse; Eastern European women recruited forwork in Syria as cabaret dancers are not permitted to leave their work premiseswithout permission and have their passports withheld; some displaced Iraqi womenand children are reportedly forced into sexual exploitation."

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Preacher Command in Tehran blitzes a ton of internet cafe's, computer clubs and tech saavy kids in their desperate doomed attempt to control socialising in a nation fixing to bust with young people.

Colonel Nader Sarkari of the Mullahs Online Posse explains during a well earned break from targetting almost 500 online hot hook up spots why the regime is freaking out at unbridled internet access. Lawless hoods and out of control ho's are frequenting these shady establishments for a myriad of wicked purposes:

"Using immoral computer games, storing obscene photos ... and the presence ofwomen wearing improper hijab were among the reasons why they have been closeddown."

Goodluck. In a increasingly prohibitive society, fun of any kind is outlawed, contact with hotties (h'jabed or not) and hot guys severly limited, and no free media. This Achilles heel is exploited by kids in Iran right now.

One of the Regimes top 20%ers, cleric Ahmad Khatami's announcement lends heavy despotic weight and talks plainly to kids - in a language they can easily understand. The regime desperately wants to dial in ancient days on the way back machine. Explaining that all mullahs in the Islamic Republic desire the very same

"Our people want their women to be able to go in the streets with respect andwant their dignity to be protected, Our people want the society to be morallyclean."

Only prob - "Our people" means the Mullahs. In their 'clean society' concepts are not easily upgraded to the New Millenial standards of free choice. The Mullahs clean society is a medievel society that sometimes considers concepts like shame and honor so dear (note these dear concepts often reside between the legs of their daughters, sisters, nieces and girl cousins).

In an illegitimate theocratic regime like Iran's, their particular brand of Sha Ria law, alas, is as unpopular as any law, tradition or time honored practice that by design tends to crush the human spirit. And when spirit crushing is in demand - break out the secret police.

Using 1000's of "Besiji's" - essentially teenage boys - many volunteered by their families to fight at the front as a Martyr's Battalion - Radan saw 1st hand the very creative use of human wave attacks when the Armies of the Ayatollah drove the Iraqis out of Iran and began payback counteroffensives that beseiged Basra for nearly six years.

Despite the utmost in faith, tons of plastic keys to the gates of paradise and some of the very first duct tape Red China built - multi groups of boys bound together tended to have the same horrific failed effect when pitted against entrenched tanks, mustard gas and fixed machine gun kill zones.

Even faithful Guard NCO's might suffer a slip of faith now and then. The waste of lives for gains measured in yards totally depressed a younger comrade who openly asked why Allah would allow such carnage among faithful children armed only with a plastic key and unlimited faith in Ayatollah Khomeini. Radan's answer was quite esoteric: "How do you know Allah doesn't require these measures?"

Recently at one of the regimes fake showcase "Police Fairs" Radan was available for questions by concerned citizens about Police crackdowns on music, dress codes and essentially unIslamic activity. One of the reporters of ISNA (Iranian Students News Agency) was brave enough (this source has since disappeared) to quiz the General about a conversation betwixt cops and a girl which he had recorded a few days ago. Here are some parts of the conversation. (The girl is arrested in her car with her date.)

Police officer: Allah has sent me to arrest you and prevent a crime.

Girl: What are you talking about? What crime?

Police officer: You have sat together at this unusual time, inside a dark car, in a deserted area of the city.

Girl: Is it our CRIME? Allah has sent you for this?

Police officer: yeah, Allah knows if I wasn't here on time what a scandal could happen to your family.

Girl: It is not deserted here. There are many people there in the park and so may cars pass by here.

Police officer: I don’t know. I just know Allah has sent me…

ISNA then asked Radan about the admittedly unIslamic concepts of civil rights and if cops should treat people like this. Radan's answering question was quite esoteric

First off, back in the days of Realpolitik, the horrible Iran - Iraq war had just ended. Twisting the armistice into a victory (uncharacteristic for the Mullah's particular victimistic/mohammedist martyrdom death cult) The Islamic Republic vowed to

"...never be defenseless again."

Instead of refreshing or rebuilding shattered units with fresh armor, heavy weaponry like artillery and ground attack choppers - Iran was dragging her feet with

"prolonged and bizarre negotiations with a whole variety of arms manufacturesover rather minor issues that dragged out..."

and retarded desperate replenishment.

Iran began a crash bling and book learning course on snap best used as stand off weaponry against targets like Carrier Battle Groups. Not really gearing up for a remix with their fellow despotic neighbor that had invaded their turf, trashed the place - leaving it as barren and blasted as the surface of the moon - and bled an entire generation dry.

Pollack's parables of preacher practiced pragmatism presents that back in Operation Enduring Freedom - some elements in Iran openly aided and abetted the Great Satan's sweet Taliban Smackdown while high level liasons sweetly whispered sweet nothings right out of Realpolik's Lexikon - Rapprochment.. At the same time other elements in Iran's crazy High Command were stalking, tracking, targeting and turning America's Afghanistan assets of all kinds - intell or logistical. Rapprochment la mort?

When the Islamic Republicly alledgedly 'practically' freaked as America Unbound utterly regime changed the living daylights out of their semi sunni fellow illegitimate leader with the largest Arab army in history in 20 days, The NIE2007's Mullah's eschewed nuke chicanery.

Is Pollack's prophesy of pragmatic self ensnaring practical preachers coming true right now? A face to face 'dialogue' or as really marque'd - "4th Round of Iraq Stability Talks" likely to be a victim of self sabotage? The tete' a tete' may be on as Iraq's Foreign Minister (who has a super phat dossier marked IRAN on his desk - next to a dual core Dell, Ipod dock and a AEK-919 K "Kashtan") hopes

"It doesn't mean there wouldn't be in the future further meetings at differentlevel, maybe even ambassadors or higher than ambassadors."

"We would like to emphasize the fact that there must be a plan for the pulloutof American forces from Iraq."

The fiesty "3rd Round of Talks" with Ambassa Crocker were short and bittersweet as the Great Satan's regime killing regime changing General Ray Odierno pointed out Iran's involvement with the murderous sha ria law loving, Mahdi Army while surging the living daylights out of Mookie's minions - practically running the wanna be mullah's asset right out of the combat zone and into an arguably safer environment like a seminary.

Will the upcoming '4th Round' unveil another of Pollacks's proverbs? Consider: of all the books out on Iran since 2004 - Dr. P's has been totally correct in nearly every idea or prediction - even when he remarks that nobody really knows how the heck dysfunctional despotries think or react. Indeed - they will scramble to survive and provoke at the same instant.

Almost funny. Amar Hakim, secretary-general of Iraq's largest political party finds little to laugh about.

"We joke around here that we don't want to be stuck in a war between the 'Axisof Evil' and the 'Great Satan' ."

Monday, December 17, 2007

Gwen Stefani is one of the Great Satan's treasures. Hard, heartbreaking work, honing her craft and perfecting her art with No Doubt. Gaining fans, fame, and superstar stats the Orange County girl with legs right up to her neck breaks out on her own. Her second solo album "Sweet Escape" features a prophetic caveat. Gwen's latest video details an oathbound hot hookup drifting with the season into a detente' amor. Lines are drawn, positions are fixed it's an Early Winter. Mournfully melancholy, there is a forbidding franticness about the track that realizes this semi life/love sitch (like the tune itself) may never resolve.

"It looks like an early winter for us It hurts and I can’t remember sunlight Anearly winter for us The leaves are changing color for us"

Just like a seasonal change - the NIE 2007 fallout has shifted the worlds axis. Pretty, pretty colors turn - many disappear. Chilling inevitability. After tons of analysis and disections, the Great Satan's preimer fashion 'stache' grande' is most likely the most "moderately confident"

"Rarely has a document from the supposedly hidden world of intelligence had suchan impact as the National Intelligence Estimate released this week."

Impact indeed. Like catching a long time BFF hanging with the weeded out rock band down the street, the ripples of impact reverbrate and develop into determinded disbelief. Demands and denouncements demand a call for a Congressional investigations. Senator John Ensign points out

"Iran is one of the greatest threats in the world today. Getting theintelligence right is absolutely critical, not only on Iran's capability but itsintent. So now there is a huge question raised, and instead of politicizing thatreport, let's have a fresh set of eyes -- objective, yes -- look at it."

Maybe it is time for dialouge and realism. Like, realistically ask why does Iran ally with Lebanese politician killing Syria? Why the joint support and hook up of HAMAS/ Hiz'B'Allah? Heck fire, HAMAS is totally psyched to home wreck honest brokering of the ME's raison de retarde' between the Arab League, the Little Satan and her client state Palestine. Zealously successfully coup'ing against the equally wicked Fatah in Gaza, HAMAS leader K'Leed Mesha'al hangs hoodwise in Damascus, redeems friendly flyer miles to Tehran - the very def of internal interferrence. Just like the CRS release citing NoKo training and stashing expertise in Lebanon How do realists respond to that kind of dialouge?

"...insistence that Arab states array against Iran could further destabilize analready volatile region..."

Destabilize? Realspeak for sure - totally Bakerized - like the Study Group deal - Iran and Syria might help out stabilizing Iraq as soon as they got through destabilizing Lebanon, Gaza, the West Bank, Kurdistan, Afghanistan, Chechnya and of course - Iraq. Dialouge with Syria hasn't resulted in a blizzard of stabilization or compromise with targeting Lebanon's dwindling population of politicians.

Fall out from the Nat'l Intell may indeed prove the old school Straussians and Pentagon Vulcans correct about many things. Neocons collectively since the ancient days of PNAC were totally jazzed on creating, sustaining and upgrading a future super cyber military. This fully crunk muscle power - about 30 years ahead of any unfree or semi free state - ever - is maxed to the max.

Boots on the ground, GPS eyes in the sky with worldwide line of sight and communications, fingers on the triggers, weilding high tech enemy annihilation on call with the utmost humanitarianism (brainiac drones that can fly and kill are intelligent weaponry - by def the ultimate in preventing innocent fatalities - also has the added benefit of putting paid to illiterate nonpatriots fave faux equation of American GI = terrorist formula). Facing down regimes that fear FaceBook or unlimited access to the internet could be fun and easy.

"The reality is that a number of countries, over the past 29 years, have engagedeconomically with Iran. There are many companies that do business in Iran; manycountries that do business in Iran; that have hosted Iranian banks. There havebeen significant economic ties and I see no evidence that any of that hasexercised any kind of a moderating influence on Iranian behaviour whatsoever. "

Why are these cats so hot for Cold War? Why the addiction to their amoral Cult of Stability? And why the resurrected interest in a diplomatic defeatist mind set? And why not apply a healthy dose of realistic redefinition to realpolitik realism? Stefani's soundtrack sweetly serenades, sorrowfully bows to absurdity

"Looks like an Early Winter. Why? Why? Why? Why do you act so stupid? Why? Why? Why? Looks like an Early Winter"

"The plan to act against various motorcyclists in Tehran’s main routes hasbegun"

This is significant - Iran's pop is experiencing a youth bulge - historically dangerous for cliches and cabals that rule by control of the masses. Currently able to contain Iran's periodic student outbursts - more tech hungry and saavy kids in an unfree land with a literacy rate nigh 80% argue the future is change.

Nearly 65 million people can testify that living in a preachers paradise totally sucks. Strong medicine for Ayatollah' s, mullah's and by extention - corrupt royalty in Ray Bans and Presidents for Life in Ray Bans.

By flaunting faux government hip cred online, while denying hip cred on her own streets the mullah's make a real case for defining their two faced leadership as an Islamic Reactionary Revolutionary Republic. This is totally retarded. How much hip, street cred can a regime project when the interior features the Mullah's Fashion Posse launching

Media control - access and content - in the New Millenium is crucial. Desperate unelected leaders (who offer only wars, weariness and want) need online control to survive.

"The government is trying to create a digital border to stop culture and newscoming from abroad-a vision of the Net which is worrying for the country'sfuture."

7.5 million online (2nd only to the Little Satan in all the ME) and best guess at 100K blogs might be the way to spead the news. Web security in Iran is vital. Ramazanali Sadeqzadeh perfectly illustrates by listing targets - online - no less -

The Supreme Cultural Revolution Council monitors the filtering of Web sites.Intelligence and Security Ministry, the Islamic Culture and Guidance Ministry,and Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting. Its decision to filter a site isrelayed to the Communication and Information Technology Ministry.

Fronting $75 million in a cyber regime change, the Great Satan knows the irresistable appeal and pull She effortlessly wields and spells it out loud

"to support the aspirations of the Iranian people for freedom and democracy intheir country."

The Great Satan's military cyber warfare brigade is on the case - called "Project Checkmate" General Thomas McInerney confirms the Mullah's have a lot to worry about:

"There is no question that we can take out Iran. The problem is the follow-on,the velvet revolution that needs to be created so the Iranian people know it’snot aimed at them, but at the Iranian regime."

Despotic smoke screens desperate to acquire the net's core codes are overt covert ops that fool no one. Milton Mueller, a professor at Syracuse University, advises restraint. In the New Millenium despots are severely dissed, distressed and disadvantged

Hypocritical as Iran's Mullah's online are - they are far more lively than their Best Friend For Ever Bashar website. Unlimited access to the world outside Syria is a terrible threat to al Assad's self imposed isolation.

Fear of another avenue of the Little Satan's espionage expertise cracking down on the web this incident inspires little confidence in the Lion of Syria. After all, if the regime in Damascus can't handle Face Book - it certainly couldn't handle free inquiry or a Syrian citizeny informed and independent.

Like Iran's two faced web - Al Assad shares another risable rich twist - the Dr. General President for Life is also the cyber caliphate for all online activity with his very own Syria Computer Society. A PR creation of his when he assumed power in Syria to reach out to the world and reform Syrian society. Ammar al-Qurabi, head of the National Association for Human Rights explains how the Computer Society operates now

Unverified gossip whispers that the IAF, expertly informed, with precision and at will destroyed 80% of Hiz'B'Allah's missile malls, strategic communications and precious reserves within 3 hours during the retarded missile war HBA kicked off in last years July August War with Lebanon and Israel. The only Target they didn't target was H'ssan Nasr'allah - comfy in the Iranian Embassy's combo compound and bunker complex. Super spy hanky panky at the highest levels of Iran's first born super villan secret command centers?

Iran has fired and hired new Revo Guards commanders, and scored a psychic nuke negotiator. Saeed Jalili knew what was in the NIE 2007 before it was released - prophetically telling the EU, the UN - lottie dottie everybody -

Just to drive home that the Islamic Republic would bar the gates - made the French guy cry by pointing the last four years of nonprofit jaw flapping were all for nought. There was a new Nuke Negotiating Sherif in town. Starting now. Pardner.

Javier Solana, the EU's 'High Representative' for the Common Foreign and Security Policy, gets the message - no new talks. IAEA Director ElBaradei agrees with Resolution 1747. According to him, Iran's nuclear program has advanced so far so fast - it's retarded to try enrichment interruptus.

"We are prepared to face the worst scenarios. In that case, the U.S. presidentwill have to claim the responsibility for a conflict that will influence theentire world."

Essentially telling France that America does not know how to justify a 'get'em get 'em' attitude toward Iran.

Iran cried fowl at Annapolis, held hands in the Gulf with Saudi King. The Islamic Republic's Defense Minister no showed at a Internat'l Conferance in the Gulf hosted by the Great Satan - Did the regime huddle and connive in Tehran?

Saturday, December 8, 2007

The land of backward comics, Harijuku Girls, and cool robots - Japan is HOT! Instead of scary missiles and secret police - Japan built a fun, rich democratic tech saavy, tolerant, egalitarian society with a free, uncensored press, transparent, periodic elections, and independent judiciary that hasn't bothered anyone in over six decades A literacy rate of over 99%, Nippon is a wonderful example of the human spirit unbound.

The Great Satan nurtured, protected and traded with Japan as she forsook Bushido, Shinto and aggressive semi totalitarian style military rule. Hooking up with constitutional pacifism after the Great Satan's very first nuclear regime change, she rehabed from a horrible war and begat global economic power.

A true ally, her petite de luxe Navy protected and provided logistic and support ops in the India Ocean since 911. Hitting her up for Peace Keeping duties brings drama. Japan's skirt flirt with pacificism (like the old 10th grade adage - it's Ok to dress like a hootchie, and act like a hootchie - just don't be a hootchie) finally flopped as constituents and polls change political power - the very def of an enlightened society.

Continuing Japan's enlisted support is more like a ho than a hootchie. Ichiro Ozawa, opposition party legislature explains

"We need to have principles, which means that unless it's part of UN operations,it would not be possible."

Totally Legit, she's the second largest contributor to the UN - Japan could be up for a seat on the new improved Security Council. The Great Satan's Ex UN guy John Bolton points out plenty of reasons why, concluding:

"From a purely Platonic perspective, debate on UN government can lastforever..."

"It's to maintain the logistic mission of the Maritime Defense Force inthe Indian Ocean."

This is significant. The Land of the Rising Sun is in a rough hood, Japan is very close to nuke power veto powers like Russia and China. Six Scuds and a Dud Day last year by a wicked absolute despotic oathbreaker in nuclear NoKo also tests constitutional pacifism and UN legitimacy.

Mitsubishi makes more than super sweet shorty sporties - rec'ving a government contract by the Japan Defense Force to launch R&D to create a stealth air superiority fighter.

"Preliminary TRDI (Japan Defence Agency's Technology Research and Development Institute) design proposal for FI-X showed twin-engined configuration withcanards, low aspect ratio tapered wings, twin fins and rudders andthrust-vectoring exhaust nozzles. Construction of up to four prototypesoriginally expected to begin in FY99 and to include co-cured composites,radar-absorbent materials and digital fly-by-light and engine control systems.Wing span and length provisionally 9.15 m (30 ft) and 13.40 m (44 ft)respectively. Avionics to include conformal radar and IR seeker. First XF-7engine was delivered for static testing in June 1998, but FI-X programme hasbeen stretched, and TD-X demonstrator not now expected to fly until 2007."

Avionic experts in the Great Satan are semi concerned - though Japan guards her secrets well - stealth tech may fall in despotic, terrorist feeding hands in the not too distant future. Since the Great Satan keeps her secrets close to heart, Japan has so far not been granted priviledge to purchase the F22 Raptor - now online with the USAF.

Defense officials hope to have a test flight of the prototype, unofficially nicknamed "Shinshin" or spirit, by the end of March 2014.

Japan has got the bling to bling it on - best guesstimates are around $419.8 million

Looking a lot like an F22 - Shin Shin got game -sleek, sexyful and stealthy. Just like Gwen Stefani's hip homage to the Japanese fashion scene in her dance hit "Harijuku Girls"

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Like music - math is universal. 2+2=4 anywhere. Natan Sharansky's essential "Case for Democracy" shares how 'fear societies' can use anything to desperately try and apply a thin veneer of legitimacy to illegitimate regimes, rulers and Supreme Leaders. All despots know that blurring the line between honest nat'lism and absolute rule is especially effective for young people. Indeed, in a media controlled, police state with a high literacy rate - math can be a wonderfull widget.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Well, it's official - The latest Nat'l Intell Estimate confides in 2003 that Iraq wasn't the only cult of personality player tripping when the Great Satan's Operation Iraqi Freedom commenced.

The Islamic Republic's box seats got an eyefull as legitimate, democratic, veto powered Hoes were pimped, tricked and bribed into ultimately shielding nothing for the largest Arab army in history along with a hideously au currant absolute despot.

The law of unintended sweet consequences totally kicked. Colonel K'Daffy 'fessed up and gave up - surrendering Libya's secret wmd to Great Britain. The NIE reports Iran was tripping too.

"...covert nuclear weapons program was halted at the same time the Iranianspublicly announced that they were suspending their public and declareduranium enrichment program..."

The EU can testify to what a suspending failure the Enrichment Interruptus Cordiale' Paris was declared. Iran's brand new nuke dude dissed all previous public announcements, accords and left the UN and the EU depressed.

The NIE 2007 reveals the irresistable appeal of the Great Satan - her seductive powers are undeniable - super spies in the mix contributed mightily in August 2007.

"Ahmadinejad blasted critics of his nuclear policies as "traitors" and accusedthem of spying for Iran's enemies, using his strongest rhetoric yet againstdomestic opponents and raising concerns of a possible crackdown.

"In short, the civil nuclear agreement serves the national security interests ofthe United States. It has already become the symbolic centerpiece of the newU.S.-India friendship and is wildly popular among millions of Indians who see itas a mark of U.S. respect for India. It will also send a powerful message to nuclear outlaws such as Iran: if you play by the rules, as India has, you will be rewarded; if you do not, you will face sanctions and isolation."

Highly classified, unreleased portions of the NIE 2007 prove the Great Satan's words are carefully chosen and echo the Little Satan

Created by the Great Satan's best - military, intelligence, diplomatic and economic in a climate controlled environment - no less - America's Best Guess 2007 alledgedly includes:

"...target lists in theaters where the use of force is a real possibility. Thedevotion of intelligence to military uses also reflects the increasing frequencywith which the military is being called upon by policymakers in situationsranging from countering classic aggression to dealing with the humanitarianproblems caused by failed states and civil war. It also speaks to the fact thatdefense needs are rarely met by information produced by non-dedicated assets..."

Deflecting and defusing these designs are actually quite simple:

"Iran has to indicate a willingness to sit down and negotiate. And that's whatwe have not yet seen."

Propelled by petro dollars - Putin's resurrection of Warsaw Pact time military capabilities is big biz - especially so for a nation covering 1/6 of the globe.

Iran's desperate attempt to upstage the Annapolis Awakening by announcing scary new 2K kilometer (1.2K miles for the uncivilized) range missiles effectively targets nearly every city in Mother Russia. And such weaponry deployed may arouse rather bearish reflexes. Iran's Weapon of the Week Double Feature reveal that Russian lasse fare with Iran may last only

"...until there is conclusive evidence showing that Iran has the capability tolaunch long-range nuclear-armed missiles..."

This is significant. True best girlfrienemies often hook up on short threats. Like in WWII when American GI's and Red Army troops hooked up face to face in victory after ripping the guts out of Nazi time Germany and cutting her in half. Torgau 2007 is one of several military coalitions between Mother Russia and the Great Satan

"We need to pool our efforts together with our American counterparts to fightexisting common threats"

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