Enjoy some ‘Beastmaster’ haiku

During some intrepid research *cough*Googlestumbling*cough* I happened upon haiku dedicated to “The Beastmaster,” that awesome flick starring Marc Singer as a mighty warrior who talks to ferrets. (Insert apropos link to Singer’s ChimaeraCon appearance here.)

Madness? Well, yeah. But consider this taste of verbiage from the haiku link: