5. Speakeasy Underpants

What You Get: One pair of the specially crafted underpants with a crotch-pocket.

Bouncers at clubs are tasked with making sure you don’t bring anything you’re not supposed to inside, but there are limits to how far they’re willing to search you. Very few of them are willing to fish around your crotch to find contraband items. The Speakeasy Underpants take full advantage of this with a special zippered pocket in the front that’ll hold a stash of whatever you want to keep secret. Whether that’s a flask of your own booze, a little extra money or just some condoms, a pair of these will hold it nicely. As a small added bonus, the more you stuff it, the bigger your bulge will look in those skinny jeans -- just try not to get too carried away.