Requirements:
-Should be at least five hundred words (not that I'll be counting)
-Must be humorous and should contain things such as insulting eulogies, constant forgetting of Avatara's name, absurd causes of death, etc.
-Avatara may be resurrected in the story, but, if so, he must be killed off again at the ending.

*Just because I still owe him something bad happening to his character after what he did to mine in a chron :p .