Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs

BANGKOK, Thailand (Wireless Flash - FlashNews)  There will be no
dancing in the streets in Bangkok, Thailand. The Thai coup
leaders have banned a group of go-go dancers from filming a music
video near the troops because a coup is not
entertaining.

TRI-CITIES, Wash.  A man is in custody in Tri-Cities,
Washington, after chugging a bottle of Listerine and attacking a
homeless man. When police came to Louis Fergusons home, he
was asleep. Still, once he woke up, he attempted to drink more
Listerine before the cops took him to the slammer.

MIDDLESBROUGH, England  A drunk driver in Middlesbrough,
England, cut off his tracking device, left it with his dog and
went out to the bars. Shaun Cliff admits he came up with the idea
while high on painkillers and booze and says he doesnt mind
going to prison if it draws attention to the system and how
flawed it is.