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Who knew that that amazing pictorial of the minxish delight, Sara Jean Underwood, in her panties and little underthings showing off her various places in Esquire magazine last week was but a teaser, an appetizer if you will for the fully-released sextacular catalog of bedroom photos? Okay, I mean, we did, but we do so love surprises.

So, surprise! Sara Jean Underwood in dozens and dozens of the most amazing (barely clothed) views of the ridiculously hot petite buxom blonde we’ve ever seen. It’s like a Springtime wonderland of cotton goodness, in stretches, poses, and bodily reveals that will likely kill several of you, but such is the price we pay for unadulterated lust.

Takes your time, flip through these photos with blessed anticipation of the next, and, for the love of god, make sure you lock your door. Enjoy.