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At Matt Hardy's home in Cameron, North Carolina, Matt Hardy and Gregory Helms
are in Matt's living room while they are waiting for Jeff Hardy to arrive
from his house. "Five bucks says Beth has him tied up..." Gregory says as he
glances at his watch.

Matt smirks, "I'd take that bet... although Jeff would bet a lot more when
you were late back when you were involved with Jamie..." Matt says,

"Difference was, Jamie wasn't making me do something I didn't want to do..."
Gregory replies before he pauses

Matt laughs a bit, "Hey don't get snippy cause you don't have a girlfriend...
Mr. TMZ..."

"Oooo real creative with that nickname Matt..." Gregory replies, "But I
wouldn't mind going out to find a couple of chicks tonight."

"I was thinking that myself..." Matt smirks, "Who would've thought that we'd
be thinking about going out to pick up random chicks, we used to have the
hottest chicks possible as our girlfriends... hell we even got to fuck other
guys' girlfriends!" Matt laughs.

"That reminds me..." Gregory starts to say.

* * *

A little after midnight on January 17, 2006 at Matt Hardy's home in Cameron,
North Carolina, Matt Hardy and Gregory Helms are coming down from the second
floor of Matt's home. Gregory, wearing a loose fitting t-shirt and loose
fitting pants, grins at Matt, "Talking them into this was real easy..."

"Hey she loves being with two guys... I just bet we'll shock her..." Gregory
laughs as he and Matt reach the bottom step and they walk to Matt's living
room where several people are gathered. WWE Divas Ashley Massaro and Melina
Perez are chatting with Independent Wrestling Diva Jamie 'Talia Madison'
Szantyr while John 'Johnny Nitro' Hennigan and Shannon Moore are casually
checking out Matt Hardy's CD Collection.

"All right everything is set!" Matt announces as he gets everyone's
attention.

"Sweet..." John says as he looks over at Matt with an eager tone of voice,
which instantly gets Melina's attention.

Melina narrows her eyes and glares over at Johnny Nitro. "Just what are you
so excited about?" Melina says as she crosses her arms against her chest.
Melina then turns her head and looks disgustedly at Talia Madison. "And...who
is this?"

"That's my girlfriend Jamie..." Helms says.

Talia looks up and down at Melina, "I could ask the same thing about you..."

"Oooo please let there be a catfight..." Shannon says with a grin.

Melina laughs a bit as she stands up from the couch raising her hands up. "I
am a somebody...I happen to be a WWE Diva..." Melina says with a proud smirk
on her face. "What have you ever done?"

"Well it's safe to say the WWE has lowered its standards if you're a Diva..."
Talia Madison smirks, "I've done quite a lot for your information..."

"Yeah she's done Matt, Jeff, Shannon..." Ashley says with a laugh.

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks at Talia Madison before she laughs.
"Oh...you're just a mere wrestling groupie?" Melina says before she pauses
and examines Talia's clothing before she shrugs her shoulders. "Should have
figured that out with your WalMart styled clothing..."

"Hey I'm busting my ass on the Indies to build up a reputation... and I know
all about you, the one who tried to fuck their way onto Tough Enough 3..."
Talia says.

"All right..." Matt claps his hands together just before Melina can snap back
at Talia remark. "Everyone knows why we're here..." Matt starts to say.

"Yeah to bang like rabbits..." Ashley smirks.

"That's a nice way to say it," Gregory says.

"Hell yeah it is," Nitro adds which causes Melina to glare at him again.

Melina presses her lips together as she looks at Johnny Nitro. "Get that
stupid smirk off your face..." Melina says, clearing indicating to the group
who the boss of that particular relationship is. Melina turns back to look at
Talia Madison and raises her right hand up as she takes a step closer. "Hold
on...I'm not done here yet...with Miss Indie...." Melina says as she looks at
Talia Madison. "Maybe you've heard of someone named Mickie James...and when
messed with me, she got what she deserved! Maybe I should take trash
out just like I did with her..."

Talia looks back at Melina, "First off, it's well known Mickie knocked you on
your fat ass and second, I'd like to see you try it..."

Shannon looks at Nitro, "Melina has a fat ass?" Shannon asks but before Nitro
can reply, Melina shuts him up just by looking at him.

"Fat asses are nice..." Gregory says with a grin.

"You like fucking any type of ass..." Ashley says.

"You want me to knock you out bitch!?" Melina yells as she gets right into
Talia Madison's face, before Matt Hardy is able to interfere.

"Whoa... whoa..." Matt says as he steps between Melina and Talia. "Awww I
wanted to see a catfight..." Shannon says with a laugh.

Matt looks at both smoking hot women, "Look why don't we get started.... I've
already set things up of who's gonna be with who..." Matt says.

"I thought us girls were gonna pick Matty, what the fuck?" Ashley asks with a
laugh.

"Yeah that was the idea but Shannon is here and well someone is getting two
dicks at once..." Matt replies.

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks as she glances at Talia Madison. "I'm
sure she has no problem with that..." Melina says before she looks at the
girlfriend of Gregory Helms with disgust.

"Oh good one you thought that up on your own... you're the one who said in an
interview for the WWE's own magazine who loves 'more than one'?" Talia snaps
back with an equally disgusted look on her face.

"Well... actually it is gonna be Melina... with Gregory and Shannon..." Matt
says casually.

Melina presses her lips together and turns her head to look at Matt Hardy. "I
agree to do this...if I was paired with you..."

Melina turns to face Johnny Nitro and glares at him. "What's with the smirk,
John!? Are you happy to fuck Ashley!?"

"Well... yeah...." Nitro says while nodding his head.

"Easy Melina, no need to get all hot... at least not until we get
upstairs..." Gregory says.

Melina turns away from Johnny Nitro and starts to approach the stairway. "At
least you won't get some disease being paired up with Ashley....like you
would if you got paired with Miss Wrestling Groupie over there...."

"Bitch I bet that twat of your causes guys' dicks to fall off..." Talia snaps
back as her boyfriend Gregory Helms and Shannon Moore start to follow Melina.

"Boy do I hope that's not true... I'm rather attached to my dick..." Shannon
says with a laugh.

* * *

A short time later in Matt Hardy's bedroom, Matt is laying on his bed with
Talia Madison kneeling between his legs as she strokes his cock with her
right hand. "Mmmmm fuck..." Matt moans as Talia makes sure his cock is fully
hard.

"Mmmmmmm...shit...I love how big your dick is Matt..." Talia says with a
smirk as she moves her right hand up and down his hard shaft, before lowering
her blond haired head to flick her tongue against the head of his shaft.

"Ohhh I know you love it.... made sure you got it and not Melina..." Matt
grins as Talia flicks her tongue teasingly against the head of his cock while
she strokes his the shaft.

Talia laughs as she looks up at Matt Hardy as she circles her wet tongue
around the head of his shaft. "Mmmmm...what a whore..." Talia moans before
she opens her mouth and takes Matt's cock into her mouth.

"Ohhhh yeah.... fuck..." Matt groans as he leans back against his bed's
headboard as Talia starts to bob her head up and down on his meaty cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Talia moans as she presses her lips perfectly around his shaft
as she bobs her blond haired head back and forth, smoothly taking him into
her mouth, inch by inch.

* * *

Meanwhile in the guest bedroom, as Gregory Helms is lapping his tongue
against Melina's perfectly shave pussy, Melina is staring at Shannon's huge
cock as she slowly strokes it with her left hand.

"Damn....that is a big dick...almost like John's..." Melina says as she
hungrily licks her lips while keeping her seductive and manipulative eyes
locked with Shannon Moore as she moves her left hand back and forth on his
long shaft.

"Mmmm... you must like them big..." Shannon replies with a moan as Melina
strokes his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Helms moans as he hungrily laps his tongue against Melina's twat.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah..." Melina moans as she lowers her head and opens her
mouth to take Shannon's cock inside, pressing her lips tightly around is
shaft, while feeling Gregory's tongue working against her wet snatch.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm..." Gregory Helms moans as he pushes his tongue into Melina's
snatch, which causes her to grind against his mouth. Shannon licks his lips
as Melina lowers her head downward to see how much of his cock she can fit
into her mouth.

"MMMMMMMM!" Melina deeply moans and keeps her eyes open as she works her
head incredibly further down on Shannon's shaft, rocking her head back and
forth.

"Ohhh yeah swallow that big fucking cock..." Shannon groans as Melina rocks
her head on his cock while stuffing more of it into her mouth. Gregory places
his hands on Melina's thighs as he darts his tongue in and out of her cunt.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Melina moans as she slaps her tongue against the bottom
side of Shannon Moore's cock as she starts to bob her head at a steadily
pace, letting her saliva drip down onto his cock as she sucks.

* * *

Meanwhile in the living room, Ashley has Johnny Nitro bent over the armrest
of the couch while she kneels behind him, pumping two of her right hand's
fingers in and out of his ass while she reaches between his legs with her
left hand to stroke his massive cock.

"Mmmmm...damn...you have no problems with this!" Ashley says with a laugh as
she licks her lips, moving her left hand blinding between his legs against
his shaft, while she works her two fingers into his tight ass.

"Mmmm fuck.... Melina likes to show 'whose boss'...." Nitro replies with a
moan as he pushes his ass back against Ashley's pistoning fingers while tugs
and pulls his cock skillfully with her left hand.

"And a stud like you puts up with it?" Ashley asks with a smirk as she leans
in closer to Nitro as she moves her fingers rapidly in and out of his
asshole, while she lowers her left hand to his ballsack.

"Ahhhh... I like a good ass fucking as the next person..." Nitro moans
lustfully as Ashley rams her fingers swiftly and deeply into his ass while
she rubs his big, swollen balls. Ashley Massaro gently grips his ballsack
with her hand and presses her two fingers deeper into Nitro's tight asshole
as she feels him tense slightly.

"Ohhh fuck..." Nitro moans as Ashley slightly tightens her grip on his balls
while she finger fucks his gorgeously toned ass.

"Mmmmm...you like that stud?" Ashley asks with a smirk and a laugh.

* * *

Meanwhile, Talia Madison is on all fours on Matt's bed as the dark haired WWE
Superstar pumps his cock wildly in and out of her pussy. "Ahhhh yeah mmmm
fuck..." Matt groans as he drills the blond haired indy-diva.

"Ohhhhhh yeah Matt...ohhhhh fuck!" Talia moans and throws her blond haired
head back, keeping her hands steady on the bed as Matt drills his cock into
her. "Mmmmmmm fuck!" Talia moans louder as she rocks back on her knees
against his cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... ahhhh fuck... mmmm..." Matt grunts as he lays his hands on
Talia's hips as he rapidly pumps his cock in and out of her twat.

"Ohhhhh Matt...mmmmm you love fucking your friend's girl, don't you?" Talia
moans as she rocks back on her knees against Matt's cock.

"Fuck yeah I do..." Matt replies with a smirk as Talia eagerly shoves herself
back against his pistoning cock. Talia glances over her shoulder and
seductively looks back at Matt as she increasingly pushes back against his
cock.

Meanwhile in the guest bedroom, Melina is on all fours bobbing her head up
and down on Gregory Helms's cock while Shannon Moore is lining his huge cock
up with her cunt. Just as he's about to push it into her pussy, Shannon
changes his mind and shoves his cock into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm!" Melina moans around Gregory's cock and presses her lips tightly
around his shaft as she continues to swiftly bob her head on his cock while
Shannon begins to thrust into her juicy ass.

"Ohhh shit... mmmm fuck..." Gregory Helms moans as Melina sucks and slurps
more eagerly on his cock as Shannon starts to aggressively fuck her
incredibly tight ass with his huge tool. Melina presses her lips tightly
around Helms's cock as she continues to bob her head at a swift and steady
pace, sliding her tongue against the bottom side of his shaft.

"Ahhhh... mmmmmm..." Shannon groans as he rocks on his knees while he drives
his cock firmly into Melina's asshole, which is loosening with each of his
thrusts. Gregory licks his lips as Melina works her tongue against the bottom
side of his dick while she sucks it.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Melina moans hungrily around Gregory's cock as she
continues to impressively work her oral skills on his shaft, while rocking
eagerly against Shannon's cock in her ass.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Melina moans as she takes Gregory's cock deeper into her
stunning and manipulative mouth as her juicy, toned ass sharply smacks
against Shannon's waist.

* * *

Meanwhile, Johnny Nitro is sitting on the couch with Ashley bouncing up an
down on his cock. Nitro has his hands on Ashley's hips and he thrusts his
cock up into her twat as she leans forward so that her large juicy tits press
against his face.

"Ohhhhhh yeah stud...ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm!" Ashley Massaro moans as she places
her hands onto Nitro's tanned, muscular chest as she rapidly bounces up and
down on his long shaft.

"Ohhhhh shit.... mmmmm..." Nitro moans as Ashley Massaro bounces up and down
his long, thick and rock hard shaft that he is thrusting into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah....mmmmm fuck..." Ashley moans as she rapidly bounces up and
down on his cock, lowering swiftly on his shaft

"Ahhhhh ohhh fuck... mmmm..." Nitro moans as he leans back on the couch and
raises his lower body off of it so that he can thrust his cock more sharply
up into Ashley's wet snatch.

Back upstairs in Matt's bedroom, Talia is on her back with her legs raised
and draped over Matt's shoulder as he pumps his cock in and out of her warm
wet pussy. Talia places her hands on top of Matt's hands when he grabs her
tits as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmm Matt!" Talia moans and grits her teeth as she pushes
against his cock, with her legs draped over his shoulders.

"Ohhhh yeah who fucks you the best?" Matt grunts as he pounds Talia's twat
with firm and deep thrusts while he squeezes her tits with his hands.

"Ohhhhh...you do Matt...mmmmm you do!" Talia moans as she grinds her wet
pussy against his cock.

"Good.... fucking... answer!" Matt Hardy moans as he pumps his cock balls
deep into Talia's snatch with each of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh Matt!" Talia moans as she rocks on the bed with each of
his thrusts.

* * *

Meanwhile in the guest room, Gregory Helms is laying on the bed with Melina
on top of him and his cock in her ass due to Melina wanting to watch Shannon
shove his huge cock into her hot wet Hispanic cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! FUCK!" Melina moans and yells loudly as she places her hands
behind her onto Gregory's toned chest as she rocks back on his cock, while
Shannon begins to thrust into her.

"Ohhh yeah ride that cock..." Gregory groans thinking it's his cock that is
driving Melina wild. Shannon smirks at Melina as he starts to plow her snatch
with his large cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh! MMMMMM FUCK!" Melina moans and closes her eyes as she sharply
rocks between Shannon and Gregory feeling both cocks thrusting into her pussy
and ass.

"Ahhhh like that big fucking cock Melina... ahhh..." Shannon groans as he
sharply thrusts his cock into Melina's twat while Gregory is pumping his
shaft up into her ass.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmm I'm such a fucking slut!" Melina moans as she rapidly
bounces on Gregory's cock, while Shannon thrusts into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmm fuck that's really good to know..." Gregory Helms groans as he thrusts
his cock sharply up into Melina's juicy ass. Shannon pulls his cock all the
way out of Melina's twat and as she opens her eyes to see what he's going to
do next, Shannon shoves it back into her.

"Mmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhh you fucking bastard..." Melina groans lustfully.

* * *

Meanwhile, Ashley is laying on her side with Johnny Nitro behind her, pumping
his cock in and out of her wet, tight pussy with short, brisk thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah..." Ashley moans and closes her eyes as she feels
Nitro's cock firmly thrusting into her wet pussy. "Mmmmm...shit...stud..."

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fucking hot..." Nitro groans as he lifts Ashley's left
leg up so that he can thrust his cock deeper into her twat as he keeps his
rapid pace.

Ashley glances over her shoulder to look back at Johnny Nitro as she pushes
against his shaft. "Ohhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh fuck..." Ashley moans as her
pussy starts to tighten around his shaft.

"Mmmmm fuck you like that baby..." Nitro asks with a groans as he continues
to fuck Ashley's soaking wet twat with his massive cock.

"Ohhhhhh yeah.....mmmmmmm" Ashley moans as she begins to cum.

* * *

Back in Matt's bedroom, Talia Madison is on her knees with her head laying on
a pillow that she's squeezing tightly with her hands as Matt Hardy is roughly
fucking her ass with his throbbing cock.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh!" Talia Madison moans as her body is
covered with sweat as Matt firmly and rapidly drives his shaft into her.

"Ahhhhh ahhhhhh!" Matt groans and grunts as he pounds Talia's ass
relentlessly as his cock throbs and pulsates violently.

"Ohhhhhhh Matt! Ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Talia moans as she closes her eyes and grits
her teeth.

"Mmmmm shit... ahhh..." Matt Hardy grunts as he pulls his cock out of Talia's
gaping asshole. Matt grips his cock and strokes it swiftly until he starts to
unload his cum right onto her hot juicy ass.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm fuck..." Talia moans.

* * *

Meanwhile in the guest room, as Melina is mounted on top of Shannon Moore's
huge throbbing cock as Gregory Helms stands in front of her stroking his cock
with his left hand. Melina raises an eyebrow and slyly looks up at Gregory
Helms as she parts her lips and takes his cock into her mouth, bobbing her
head swiftly on his cock, while rocking at a quick pace on Shannon's cock.

"Ahhhh fuck... awww..." Gregory Helms moans as he starts to cum inside of
Melina's mouth as she bobs her head on his cock.

"Mmmmmm fuck.... ahhh..." Shannon groans as Melina grinds her hips as she
rocks on his throbbing tool.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Melina moans as she presses her lips tightly around Gregory's
cock and turns her head as she swallows his cum, holding his cock inside of
her mouth.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Gregory moans as Melina lifts her head off of his cock after
he's spent. Feeling Shannon's massive cock throbbing even more noticeably,
Melina lifts her herself off of his cock and lightly sits on his sweat
covered stomach so that she can wrap both hand around his cock to stroke it.
Melina licks her lips as she firmly grips Shannon's throbbing cock and
swiftly moves her hands onto his pulsating shaft.

"Ahhhh awww shit..." Shannon moans as his cock starts to erupt and Melina's
eyes go wide when she sees how much cum is shooting from his piss slit.

Mmmmmmm...ohhh shit..." Melina moans and licks her lips as some of the cum
sprays directly up onto her face.

* * *

Downstairs, Johnny Nitro is sitting on the couch as Ashley Massaro has her
big juicy tits pressed against his throbbing cock. "Mmmm fuck... use them big
tits baby..." Nitro moans as Ashley pumps her tits up and down on his cock.

"Mmmmmm...are you gonna blow a big load?" Ashley asks with a smile as she
moves her upper body against his cock, with her gorgeously tanned and large
tits sandwiched against his cock.

"Ohhh you fucking know it...." Nitro moans as Ashley looks down and spits
multiple times on his pulsating cock to add some lubrication as she works her
tits up and down on his pulsating dick. Ashley lowers her blond haired head
and parts her smoking hot, luscious lips as she takes the head of Nitro's
cock into her mouth, beginning to bob her head on his upper shaft, with his
cock pressed between her tits.

"Awwwww..." Nitro groans as he starts to cum, shooting some cum into Ashley's
mouth before she lifts her head up so that his load can spray on to her hot,
juicy tits.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Ashley moans as she looks directly at Johnny Nitro, as she
presses her lips together, letting some of the cum seep out of her mouth
while the rest of cum drips onto her tits.

"Mmmm fucking hot..." Nitro groans as he watches his cum drip from Ashley's
mouth while his cock sprays the rest of his load onto her tits.

"Yeah...I know I am..." Ashley says with a laugh and smirk.

"Want to go upstairs to join the others?" Nitro asks with a grin.

Ashley raises an eyebrow. "Do we have to join up with Melina?"

"If you want too.." Nitro laughs.

Ashley laughs a bit and shakes her head. "I really have no interest..."

"What about your boyfriend.... or do you have no interest there?" Nitro asks
teasingly.

Ashley smirks. "You wanna join Matty and me?"

"Sure why not... and if that other chick is there... a four way is one step
of awesome above a three way..." Nitro grins.