GAH! Photos of Brides in Their Underwear Have Officially Gotten Out of Hand! (My Eyes Are BURNING!)

Hey, you! Hot bride! Over here! I know you want to look AMAZING on your wedding day. You’ve been Zumba-ing like a demon and you totally passed on the second (fine, third) cupcake at the birthday party last night. If you feel the need to take boudoir photos on your wedding day, fine. Whatever. Being caught naked on camera isn’t my thing, but if you want to capture your toned butt in all of its glory go wild. But maybe not TOO wild.

I’m sort of OK with this photo. I’m just a little confused by the bathtub in the background. Clearly this is pre-wedding, post-hair-styling, so why is the bride considering a bath at this point? #mystery

See it here.

We can’t see much in this photo—other than the fact that the sheets have burst into white-hot flames. (Look in the background! Run! Run for your life!) And wearing that much makeup in close proximity to white fabric is always a concern, but I’m assuming the photographer packed her Shout Wipes.

See it here.

And I guess this cheeky photo (pun intended) is sort of cute, but I feel like the bride has defiled her veil.

If you want to take any of the above photos, I guess that’s your business—and I’m SURE your groom will appreciate them in a tastefully appointed photo album. But why (WHY???) are you posting these photos where they can be downloaded, uploaded, pinned, tagged, and shared with EVERYONE IN THE WORLD?

And why are you taking the photos below to begin with? I just don’t GET it! (As one of my editors said, “OMG. TOO FAR. WAY TOO FAR.”)

I mean, I guess this is one way to blow off some pre-wedding steam. But do you really need to be doing that in front of your photographer? I hate to sound like a mom here, but what if your BOSS saw this?! Or this:

TOO FAR.

Again, what you’re comfortable doing in front of your photographer is your business. Personally, I don’t understand the inclination to take photos like these, but what really bothers me is that they’re now in the public domain. If you’re interested in nudie shots, make sure you have the lone rights to all your photos (get it in writing, people!) and then keep ’em off the internet, please!

Am I being a prude? Would you share THESE photos from your wedding day on the WWW? Would you take ’em to begin with? How far is too far?

I’m putting them all in my TMI folder, next to “morning-after” photos (remember those?) and these cheeky pics.