Doug:
You know I'm so glad the Grammys had the courage to shine a spot light on the gay marriage issue because if there's one thing we just don't spend enough time discussing in this country it's gay marriage.

Bill:
They should have a mass wedding at Fenway this summah...

Bill:
Gay, straight, devout, atheist, whatevah, the only requirement is that the betrothed couple be unrepentant Red Sox fans.

Doug:
Seriously. And Big Papi should officiate the nuptials.

Bill:
"...to be your lawfully wedded partner, during multirun leads and during blown saves, in homerun derbys and in 13 L.O.B.s, in slumps and streaks, I will love you and hate the Yankees all the days of my life..."

Comments

How many times must I tell you humans that all that ceremony is just to keep businesses and opportunistic leeches "in business". But, I am of the aristocracy as my butler tells me. He nearly married a Long Island Princess and says I have the same mindset. I AM NOT a Long Island Princess, whatever that is.

lc, ever comprehend Robosexual marriage? The human- (flesh/ meatbags, to Bender) robot marriage issue developed in a few episodes of Futurama, Matt Groening's best show, if a bit weird and left-leaning...
Bender is great.-Bender