I really can’t take seriously a brand of cookie that doesn’t have a chocolate chip version and one of the flavors is called Multigrain, which is the least appetizing flavor for a cookie. I would not want to lick that cookie dough off of a spoon…or stripper. (via Snackerrific)

i always called tilapia ‘junkfish’ and was surprised when i moved to the mainland several years ago and saw that people actually ate it. i refuse to try it, it lives in all the drainage ditches in nanakuli along with the rubbish that floats in off the street. ewwww.