Number 8.
This is a very peculiar image. A prim-looking naked man (carefully cropped
so that his naughty bits are out of the frame) is apparently walking away
from a nuclear disaster. It's gonna be OK, though, because he's walking
into a future in which Mondrian designed the buildings, and there will be
lots of ivy to eat.

Number 9.
What a day. First my blimp sank. Then I'm stuck in a boat full of dead
bodies. Then my woman passes out. Fortunately, things can't get much worse,
because the cover is full now and there's no room for more problems.

Number 12.
A large tiger/crocodile monster bashes a spaceship, using an uprooted tree
as a weapon. But what worries me is that in the foreground there's a woman
wearing a pillbox hat that looks suspiciously like a helicopter landing
pad. When the tiny helicopter arrives, I'll know that I've had enough to
drink.

Number 13.
I don't know whether or not this illustration is for "Planet of the Knob
Heads," which is a featured story. But I love the robo-chicken or whatever
it is that is sprinting away from the motorcycle cops. The captive woman
looks surprised, but not entirely displeased, even though she is
dangerously close to stubbing her toe.

Number 18.
Okay, we have a fop holding his own severed head in one hand. An eyeball
the size of a volleyball. A skeleton who has assembled a keyring strung
with body parts. What's weird about this cover? THERE IS NO HALF-NAKED
WOMAN. Tsk, tsk.