I wanna see jay and silent bob standing outside mos eisley cantina cursing in their usual banter in some random alien language before back to appropriate english as they sell death sticks tehn GL and Kevin Smith can come up with something great as KS always does, the finale of all ....... or I'll just settle for a "fly fat ass fly"

Instead of hoping for others to lean on as a crutch, why don't you belittle me directly. Just because I'm not an internet nerd like you doesn't make me any less of a Star Wars fan. Some of us have things to do and people to see, in other words a life. Try pulling yourself away from the screen long enough to experience one.

But its not 'flaming' if one is instigating for others to "belittle" newcomers. Being called a newbie is only a mosquito bite, I couldn't care less. If you were to reprimand both of us, I'd understand, but the TOS doesn't make excuses for long time posters. See what I mean, the crutch is already leaned on.

This has probably been said before, but it would be a nice little intertextual reference if there was a scene where Yoda is meditating, and Mace Windu interrupts him, and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, Master Yoda, did I break your concentration?" Well...it would amuse me!

Howabout Lando strolling across the screen, then stopping to look at the camera while he takes a long chug off a Colt .45 then he could say with a charming smile, "Colt .45, only a few of these and you to can become a Jedi knight"