WHUZZUP! » [The Onion] Affair Broken Up By Other AffairODESSA, TX - An extramarital affair between local claims adjuster Ken Hubrin and cocktail waitress Teri Belasco came to an abrupt end Monday when Hubrin informed his mistress that he had been cheating on her with coffee-shop manager Amanda Strauss.

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