Religion Expert

Chuck is right. Considering Stan’s family history you would think he would be the expert on most religions. Maybe he’s just being difficult. But he’s such a nice boy… he wouldn’t do that.

=Comic Transcript=============
Chuck: You are so full of crap. So what DO you know about religion?
Stan: Eh. I don’t really know much about them.
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Chuck: Considering your family history, I thought you would be the religion expert.
Stan: Nah, not really.
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Stan: The only ones I really know anything about are the ones that South Park has made fun of.
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