Mischa Barton’s Adventures in Fashion: the maxi dress

"Haha, Fashion Police! You thought there was nothing I could do to get on your site twice in the space of a week, but here I am, looking like the 70s just spat me out! THIS is why they call me a 'fashionista'. Because I can make myself as beige and strangely long and droopy as it's possible to be, and I can still keep smiling through it. Hee! Also, I'm still wearing those Louis Vuitton sandal! Lookit!"

OK, Mischa, we get it: you win at fashion. That's awesome. We think we're going to have to confiscate those sandals, though…