The International Scout is by all
*our* accounts the best truck in the cosmos. The design originated from a fusion powered
alien craft found in what is now the Canadian Northwest Territories. Since the Inuit
natives who discovered the craft couldn't do fusion, They just copied the cool body in
steel and put in a high-nickel-content cast-iron block, gasoline engine and- voila!

Our grampa was the first in our family, that we know of, to
own a scout. He had a Scout 800 pickup when we were little. Luckily, we were too small to
take *it* apart, but our limited time with it did wet out appetites for what has evolved
into a habit. Plus, we had to do something to finally overcome the guilt we felt -and put
the universe back into expansion- after Gramps traded it for a J**p!