You weren't asking for this, but now it's in your way: Our "Call Me Maybe" supercut video, featuring 75 of the most viral covers, lip dubs, dance numbers and artistic reinterpretations of the Carly Rae Jepsen jam that we just named the best song of 2012's first half. If you thought the song was intoxicating before, just wait till you see it performed on accordian, lip synched by three shirtless dudes in a river, and danced to by an overzealous girl alone in a closed Burger King. You will see these people and hear this song when you close your eyes at night, and again as you wake up in the morning.