As viewers of “Outlander” patiently wait for Jamie and Claire to cross the centuries for their eventual reunion, one of the show’s fans has clearly run out of patience, and has gone ahead and written his own fan-fiction version of what will happen when these two finally meet again.

The erotic tale from a fan who calls himself Bonnie-Wee-Swordsman receives a dramatic reading from Claire and Jamie themselves, as Sam Heughan provides the narration while Caitriona Balfe regales us with sound effects, everything from gusts of wind to the clopping of horses’ hooves