We Need to Talk About Bristol Palin’s Face Right Now

We need to talk about Bristol‘s face because she went and got a whole new one without telling anyone about it. Gawker pointed it out last night, and it’s been haunting me ever since. What did she do? And don’t tell me that she just lost weight, because that doesn’t explain her whole new jawline. Also, do you think she just happens to be looking upwards in this photo, or does she have a bad case of ceiling eyes now? Can you develop Ceiling Eyes from botched plastic surgery?

I’m sorry to start the day off with so many questions and zero answers. If it really bothers you, just have a margarita and call it celebrating Cinco de Mayo.