Beaters

Tim Ohlert​ - Captain

Year: Senior

Major:Environmental Science, Policy, and Management

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- I have a small scar in my right eyebrow from when I broke my nose at World Cup 7. It happened a few seconds into our first game but that didn't stop me from finishing off the weekend :)​If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- Stereo Supremacy 2012. Back in their prime.

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?- I'll be Neil Degrasse Tyson and you can be the cosmos. I'd like to do some exploring. Of course this one works, *sn*itches love Neil Degrasse Tyson.

Zach Miller

Year: Senior

Major: Music Education

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- When I was first discovering the greatness of pizza when I was just a young fellow, the pizza cutter slipped out of my hand and cut my left thumb pretty good. The pain was worth it.

If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- The ability to eat pizza as much as I want without getting full.

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?- Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.​

Hallie Schley​ - Captain

Year: Senior

Major:Neuroscience, Minor: Public Health

If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- The ability to freeze time or breathe underwater. Both would be equally as cool in completely different ways.

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- Boy band fusion concert: The Beatles, Backstreet Boys, and One Direction featuring Justin Timberlake

What is your most bizarre talent?- Telepathic communication with Carly

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Carly Eichten

Year: Senior

Major:Genetics, Cell Biology and Development with a minor in Public Health

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- I have a couple scars on my right hand knuckles from when I was little and rode my tricycle into a table at our garage sale. My hands got caught between the handlebars and the table edge, and I probably cried a lot.

What is your most bizarre talent?- Telepathic communication with Hallie

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?- I haven't ever used one, but a pickup line that would probably work on me would definitely be: "If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."

Alexa Temme

Year: Junior

Major:Genetics, Cell Biology, and Development

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- Not a scar, but I cracked my front tooth in half when I got hit in the face with a squirt gun because I pulled the perfect sneak attack during a water war.

What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?- I moved my roommates bedroom into the dining room and the dining room into her bedroom.

What is your most bizarre talent?- I can absolutely destroy turkey legs.

Joe Reis

Year: Junior

Major: Mechanical Engineering

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- If quidditch is weird, then the scar on my lip from attacking Jimmy with my face during practice last year. If not.....

​If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- Either teleportation or to shoot fire/lightning. Why? because it's freaking awesome.

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- My Chemical Romance, because they broke up before I could see them....... :(

Chasers

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Cole Wensman

Cole John Wensman

Year: Junior

Major: Marketing​If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- Time travel. One can solve everything but love with time travel.

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- The Rolling Stones in New York in 1981, but only so I could then go and buy a bunch of shares of Apple Stock.

What is your most bizarre talent?- In the middle of the lake, I can fill an empty canoe up with water without tipping it.

Cole Kampa

Year: Freshman

Major: Physics​If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- I would go to Woodstock. There were a lot of great artists, and it was a very influential festival.

What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?- I convinced my roommate's girlfriend that there is a masseuse in my dorm.

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? - Do you live in a cornfield, 'cause I'm stalking you. I am afraid to use this.​

David Pray​ - Captain

Year: Senior

Major:Global Studies and Economics; with minors in Biology and Portuguese Studies

Barron Marschall

Year: Freshman

Major: Architecture

What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?- My friends and I seran wrapped my friends car and then sprayed it with water so that it would freeze over night.

What is your most bizarre talent?- I can drink water bottles really fast

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?- I've got some Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? I'm waiting on that special someone to use it though

Karlee Onstad

Year: Freshman

Major: Sociology of Law, Criminology, and Deviance

If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- To fly, to play real quidditch!

What cheers you up?- Food, lots of food.

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?- Did you have lucky charms this morning?... Because you look magically delicious. Yes I have used it and it worked.

Bridget Guillien

Year: Freshman

Major:Physiology

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- Bon Jovi because I love classic rock

What cheers you up?- Puppies! :)

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? - If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

Laura Jensen

​Year: Sophomore

Major:Animal Science - Dairy Production​If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- The ability to manipulate probability - so the odds will always be in my favor.​If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- I would love to see Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart preform Fantasia in D minor. Mozart is my favorite piano composer and to hear the music come from the genius himself would be indescribable.

What cheers you up?- Good cows. :)

Peter Nieman

Year: Freshman

Major:Aerospace Engineering

If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- I would have the power to control time (pause, rewind, etc.) That way I would have as much time as I wanted to sleep and still get my homework done on time.

What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?- One time I found a small, flat security tag that stores put on their stuff so an alarm goes off if someone tries to steal something. I decided to hide it deep in a friend's wallet so that every time he walked through a security door it would go off even if he wasn't holding anything. Everytime it went off he would hold up his hands to prove he wasn't stealing anything. It was a long time until he found it.

​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?- "Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiFUL!" I once tried this out on a girl in my high school cafeteria, and she asked me what beryllium was. Needless to say we didn't talk much after that.

Ben Spokely

Year: Senior

Major:Teaching License/Masters in Education

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- On my forehead from falling on a subwoofer corner when I was in 3rd grade.

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- Sara Bareilles cause she's my "Bae"reilles.

What is your most bizarre talent?- I can play 8 instruments.

Grant Zastoupil

Year: Freshman

Major:Genetics, Cell biology and Development

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- A scar on my upper lip from almost biting through it while playing flag football for the first and last time

If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- Transportation/apparition, I'd never be late to anything and I'd be able to quickly move people from one place to another.

What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?- Set the alarm clocks forward 7 hours and woke up a team mate at 3 am at a tournament telling him he missed the bus that was suppose to leave at 10 am

Keepers

Andrew Wagganer

Year: Senior

Major: Actuarial Science

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- A scar on my left wrist from doing hardcore parkour.

If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- Super speed because who wouldn't want to be like the Flash

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- The nerds performance in the movie Revenge of the Nerds because that performance is legendary.

Paul Dvoracek

Year: Junior

Major: Mechanical Engineering

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?- I have a scar on my left leg from playing capture the flag freshman year. I tried to vault over one of those big stone benches on scholars walk but I didn't realize there was another bench directly behind the first. What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?- In highschool I convinced a friend that rabbits laid eggs and that the eggs were color coded by gender with boy rabbits coming from the blue eggs and girl rabbits coming from the pink eggs.

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- I'd go see Guns N Roses right after they released Use Your Illusion I. ​

David Swan

Year: Sophomore

Major: Being Awesome

If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?- Telepathy, so I could play mind games with people

What is your favorite cheesy pick up line?- Are you a parking ticket? Cause girl you got fine written all over you.

If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?- Michael Jackson, because not many can grab their crotch like that man can