I was watching a tiny little bit of the Andy Dick show as I flipped channels the other night, and there was an entertaining segment on. It was this DJ who worked in a grocery store, spinnin' for all the aisles...anyway, he called himself a "funk-billed platter-puss" along the way, and I found it to be hilarious ;)

If I ever become a DJ I want people to call me that. I'll have a stage name and all, but that could be my nickname. Or maybe just a descriptive term all the reviewers would use... :P