Odds and Ends

Well, it’s not May the 4th anymore, so I ought to update so you don’t have to look at that pic anymore.
This morning I swallowed spit down the wrong pipe, which led to choking…while driving. If you want to spice up your driving during rush hour, I highly suggest choking.
I am currently staring at a small box of strawberries I bought two days ago on sale. These are too many fucking strawberries for me to eat! I am on strawberry overload! I need to remember this next time I look at a pound of strawberries. JUST SAY NO. I suppose I get sick of strawberries easily though, so maybe I’m just fruitist.
Also, if anyone wants to drop me off some veggie sushi, I would probably kiss you on the mouth.
kthanksbai!

Just freeze the strawberries…then in a few weeks or whenever you’re not sick of them anymore, you can use them. You can put them in smoothies or milkshakes or margaritas like ICE! :) Or you can defrost them and put them in pancakes or muffins or coffeecake, etc.