"I think it would be interesting turning the real USC into a champion," Carroll said.

In other news, Gamecock Club membership has seen a sudden decrease in season ticket renewals for the 2008 football season. No cause is clear at the moment.

**The information presented here is absolutely false and is to be seen as humor. This article was written in response to absurd reports of Coach Spurrier considering the LSU job if Coach Miles were to leave.**