Question #2

Honest answer again, please:

When does one change the sheets in one’s spare bedroom?

A. After each guest leaves and before the next arrive
B. After two unrelated guests have slept on the bed
C. Never, it’s all about the global warming and free love
D. Spare bedroom? AG, the maid does that.

Well, truthfully, most of my guests are also family, so I have no problem asking them to strip the beds when they are leaving and throw the sheets downstairs to wash. It may take me a few days to get them back on, but they are always clean…

As sergeant-at-arms of the local Martha Stewart Apperication Club, this is a question into which I can sink my teeth!

Sheets should, of course, be changed after the first night of your guest’s stay (especially if you had hot monkey sex with them,) and every few days afterward during their stay…it’s a way of saying that you care, even if you don’t! It’s a good thing! Be sure to use only American cotton sheets, as the sale of Egyptian cotton only serves to bring aid and comfort to the enemy…and that would be a bad thing.