This is a three-minute supercut of my childhood idol Mr. Wizard being rude to children. Except not really, they're just all out of context. Say you walked into the middle of a conversation and all you heard was "the second biggest penis I've ever seen." Like, you don't know if it was in the men's room at work or at the zoo. I'll admit, that was a bad example. SIKE THAT WAS F***ING SOLID AND YOU KNOW IT.

Hit the jump for the fond memories.

Thanks to schematc and Seismometer, who agree Mr. Wizard taught them everything they know about magic.