Being a Star Wars die-hard from back in the day, everything I've seen or heard about the new Clone Wars series and film has made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I guess this Clone Trooper "laptop" is no exception-sweet case, QWERTY keyboard, but all junior will be doing is playing educational games on its… »7/17/08 9:17am 7/17/08 9:17am

Once upon a time, back when most Apple fanboys were still playing with Mr. Potato, a guy called Gil Amelio had the idea of licensing the Mac to clone manufacturers like Motorola and DayStar—a great move that further kicked the company into the ground, making it bleed like a God of War monster and sending its sorry… »4/14/08 9:50am 4/14/08 9:50am

Feast your eyes—squinting a bit—on the leaked two-minute trailer that was briefly seen in YouTube and then pulled off just to be rescued at the last minute by a Polish Corvette, saved into an astromech droid, launched onto a desert planet, and found by us in a garage sale somewhere in Kraków. Or something like that.… »4/13/08 2:40pm 4/13/08 2:40pm

We just spotted these great, life-sized Lego models of Indiana Jones, C3PO and a Clone Wars Trooper at the annual Toy Fair. We asked how many Lego bricks it took to construct each one, but were told that it was "a big secret." We couldn't care less, they look amazing, and we desperately need some new office… »2/17/08 11:25am 2/17/08 11:25am