An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.

‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the
doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you drop the Viagra
tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it, give it a try and call
me in a week to let me know how things went..’

It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

‘Really? What happened?’ asked the doctor…

‘Well,
I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth
flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there
passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute nightmare!’