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I am the kind of girl you can dress up and take out or put on sweats and watch a dumb movie to be just as happy.

I am looking for someone who is honest and sincere with a great sense of humor. I would like to spend some time getting to know who you are and what you are about. I am looking for someone who is flexible as I work alot of hours. Strong family values are very important. I prefer someone who is independant and hardworking. The rest we can discuss.
Look forward to hearing from you.

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Hey there my new penfirend
I am Yuliya.
I believe that my email is a huge surprise.
I have never ever tried online dating. Hope you are positively surprised.
My friends suggested me on checking web to find people.
I filled out an online document and submitted it.
For some time I got no answer, so I forgot I did apply.
But today I received a letter and a couple of emails.
I have been explained that your details matches mine.
I thought a bit and then decided to contact you.
I am sociable and interesting female.
But in real life I cannot really find a man, so maybe I will be luckier on
internet.
I hope our friendship can grow into real relationship. So, again my name is
Yuliya. I am 33 y.o. and I live in Russia in a beautiful city close to
Moscow.
I was born on 13 June 1980. I am alone and have no babies.
I will tell you more about myself in further emails. I hope you will get
interested in me and reply me back.
I send you my photo so you know who you talk to.
Hope to see your reply. My email is: yuliya.antonovna80@yahoo.com
Regards,
Yuliya

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Hi.
Finally I was able to write you a message. I had not previously acquainted when the internet and therefore not immediately decided to write you a message. But today, my day is fine, I have a very good mood and I decided to start a new acquaintance. That is why I am writing to you my humble post in the hope that you will see it and answer me. My name is Ekaterina. I live in Russia. In real life, I have not been able to meet the beloved man, and so I’m hoping that maybe on the internet I met a good, interesting man for serious relationship. I can tell you more things about me and my life in future letters.
I hope that my letter to you and you are interested in answer me! I send you my photo. I hope that they will love you!
I’ll wait on you and your news photos.

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i love all kinds of movies, watching them at home or going to the theater. i enjoy sports, watching and playing.i try to travel every chance i get. i like new and exciting things. i enjoy cruises and anything new. the ocean, mountains, and camping are places that are fun and relaxing. i like to eat out, go to the movies, and take walks.

I want to find someone who is truely down to earth! I am looking for a committed long term relationship. I want a guy that can make me laugh, but can be serious when needed.
Anything else you want to know? Ask. I’ll tell. Promise. xxx

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This wonderful rich and tasty beef curry recipe is infused with all the exotic flavours of Thailand. The amazing Khun Saiyuud Diwong (or Poo for short) dropped into Jamie’s own kitchen to show him how it’s done. You’ve never seen anything as tasty as this Food Tubers!

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I won the book Mikyle Lowe: And the Parchment of the Emerald Ring by M.J.Lvia a giveaway on the Goodreads website.
Harry Potter, this is not. It is about a boy wizard and his adventures and that is where the J.K. Rowling influence ends, because the Harry Potter series are very well written and engaging.
Mikyle Lowe: And the Parchment of the Emerald Ring is riddled with poor grammar and spelling mistakes, which makes it extremely difficult to read. There is an author bio on Goodreads stating M.J.L was born in 1999 and had started this novel ‘years ago’ and plans to publish an edited version of Mikyle Lowe: And the Parchment of the Emerald Ring on 27th of June 2014. I just hope the new edited version includes a major rewrite and is proofread by a competent and educated adult before being released.

2/10 (I would have give a zero if the author was an adult).
Blog post by Richard Randall
Total prize value to date: £922 (from 1st September 2013).