Fuck it, this is a Paula Deen blog now. She’s the best. All the Paula Deen News That’s Fit To Sautee In Butter And Cover In Heavy Cream And Roll Up In A Puff Pastry, that’s our new motto. Here’s a photo of her at some Whole Foods opening or something, because if there’s one thing we know about her it’s that she’s a bad person all about good, healthy food and that’s just how we all think of her now because it makes sense and not just because of how insistent she is on it for her own financial gain. Oh, and look, here she is with your boyfriend. WHAT A HUNK! You love it. He’s always doing this at dinner parties and your girlfriends come up to you in the kitchen and whisper “where did you find him, HE’S A KEEPER!” Congrats to you on your love. Congrats to Paula Deen on every single thing. Caption this nice handsome photo!

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. YOWZA! (Via TheSuperficial.)