my dog used to do this, there is a harmless spray that petshops have, it wont hurt your dog. I forgot what its called since " maceo" is no longer with us. But just spray it on the toilet paper dispenser, and your dog wont go near it.

One time....my sister and I when we were kids were at the table eating lunch or dinner. I used to try to do stuff to get the little twerp in trouble all the time. So we were being all stupid and trying to make each other laff so hard we'd spit.....so I cracked a joke or made a stupid face or womesuch whatnot as my sister was drinking milk and she laffed so hard milk came shooting out her nose! OMG it was so funny!

One time....my sister and I when we were kids were at the table eating lunch or dinner. I used to try to do stuff to get the little twerp in trouble all the time. So we were being all stupid and trying to make each other laff so hard we'd spit.....so I cracked a joke or made a stupid face or womesuch whatnot as my sister was drinking milk and she laffed so hard milk came shooting out her nose! OMG it was so funny!

I have no sympathy for evil big sisters who TRY and get their little sisters in trouble.
I have horrific memories!
MILK?? YOU HAD MILK?
And you had enough to shoot it out your nose?