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mariushm writes "The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it. The National Classification Code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is likely to cause offense to a reasonable adult is Refused Classification." First they crack down on cartoon porn, and now this. It must be arbitrary sex law week in Australia.

At age 18, anybody deemed by upstanding members of the community to be aiding and abetting paedophiles by virtue of looking younger than they are will be carried away in a windowless panel van and given the choice between surgical modification to an apparent age of 35 or protective custody until such appearance is naturally achieved.

So I have only 3 fingers in each hands... that makes me a pedophile if I understand correctly...
Yeah I mean I prefer my women with small breast because I like it when it fits in my hands...
So in australia I would be deemed pedophile because I was born with small hands...
This HAS to be the MOST REDICULOUS thing I have ever read.