Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.

A month or so ago, when I was getting my haircut, there was an opinionated, old Southern woman getting her hair cut as well. She was one of those shriveled up biatches that sounded like she smoked 3 packs of Misty menthol slims a day.

At one point, she started on a tirade about her daughter in law who had won some beauty contest and got to meet Donald Trump. What perplexed me the most about the conversation is that she continually referred to him as "that homo".

To this day, I don't get the reference. But apparently he is a homosexual and apparently that little old chain smoking granny did not have a very high opinion of him at all.

skinink:brap: I still prefer Spy Magazine's Trump moniker of "Thick-Fingered Vulgarian" but I'm a classicist.

Actually it's Short Fingered Vulgarian, but either way works. Even back then he was a paper billionaire.

Actually I think you're wrong but at the time I was so hopped up on poverty that a magazine perfume strip used to send me into a two-week delusional huff daze. So what the fark do I know outside of "everone's a critic."

FunkOut:Bslim: Even Dick "Vader" Cheney has self awareness enough to laugh it off.

Trump's like that kid that thinks he's the coolest ever but he bloody bursts into tears in front of all the other 3rd graders whenever anything hurts his feelings. Even the kid who smells like pee can't respect him.