Another practice in Oregon has had a “Snip City” campaign, as Deadspin has reported, “with a ‘vasectomy recovery package’ that includes sports magazines, pizza and a bag of frozen peas.”

And a Cincinnati group is dedicating several of its doctors’ schedules on Wednesday and Thursday for “VasMadness.” Their draws include a big-screen TV giveaway during March, as well as “goodie bags” for patients who have vasectomies.

Of course the whole deal is built around undergoing the birth-control procedure for men at at time guys want to park on the couch anyway. Hence, the March Madness — and frozen peas — tie-in: recovery includes down time and ice packs.

A story in USA Today last year indicated that “VasMadness” might be catching on: A Cleveland Clinic honcho noted he was doing vasectomies “every 15 minutes tomorrow with no holes,” adding he had noticed that the procedures increased up to 50 percent during the NCAA tournament.

All this is well and good for those who want to have vasectomies (and at an opportune time), but can you imagine similar fun-and-games hijinks when it comes to women and their birth control? Nope, neither can we.