Now we know what that mad Yank officer was talking about re having to destroy the village in order to save it.
Jasper should of course be a five-star general, or at least boss of the AMC - the Arsehat Mercenary Corps
A work of art, dog#1.

POOR Jasper, can’t we get him to the vet? Frames three is out of whack with frames one and five. Even Zombies have some pride.

I have an answer to the asylum-seeker problem. Our government should marginally outbid the people paying the smugglers. At least it’s better than spending the billions of dollars on thankless PR exercises.

We could tax Gina fairly, use the money to buy Indonesia, smuggle the asylum seekers in safer Navy boats and use the smuggling fees to resettle the asylum seekers in Bellevue Hill, Toorak, Port Douglas and Cottesloe Beach, then we could extradite arsehat rednecks to Iranistanaq and send the rest of Parliament to the Harold Holt swim school.

Earlier today I’d decided to search my soul but, no matter how carefully I looked, couldn’t find it anywhere. Thanks to Mr Dog’s excellent work here I now realise it’s been sold out from under me - by the Rt Honourable (!) Ruddster & the Honourable (!) Rabbott. Surely this can’t be legal?

Firsty, yet another funny yet somehow depressingly accurate mirror held to the face of the polity - who merely preen at their own refection, or like budgies, peck at the other bird they see in the shiny thing…

Obviously, my suggestion for plain packaging and health warnings probably wouldn’t have got past the first few frames.

I was thinking of having promotions about Australia as a place where women “blow” and men “chunder” presumably because the food is so bad. We could point out that policy is run by ignorant bigots and they were bound to run into them on a regular basis if they made it here and that the country was up to its eyeballs in a debt emergency and bound to be wiped off the map by a carbon tax. (OK we know that’s bogus but we can pretend).

We could show pictures of Gina Reinhart and Kerry Packers kiddy and Tony Abbott and say that these typified Australians. And we could show MasterChef and play clips from Australian Idol and any of those home makeover shows, and perhaps “Housos”.

How come we have so many brilliant minds (such as FD’s) in this wonderful country, yet have such shallow clowns for politicians? The scary thing about this is that it is so true. We know about our past, but what is ahead for our Australia with either of these clowns?

why don’t we injecta little science into this debate and create a new institute of astrophysics in Canberra and immediately set them to work on creating a rift in space and time off the coast of Indonesia which will trap anybody who dares seek asylum in this country in a boat by sucking them forever into the event horizon, surely that will stop the boats once and for all, unless the message still doesn’t get through and they somehow manage to navigate around this black hole, in which case we would simply just have no choice but to create a system of black holes which surround the border of the entire of the entire country, in doing to providing a decisive solution to this problem, this will of course also mean that nobody will be able to enter or leave the country ever again, but as this is unquestionably the biggest challenge we have ever faced as a nation, surely that is a price we are willing to pay, and its got to be worth at least a few polling points.

Patriot: I am not sure what the term is for people such as yourself who turn up on a site for the sole purpose of being a dic&head, but to answer your question; if you continue to hang about at the airport looking conspicuously dodgy just for the free cavity searches, then that phobia becomes a mania and prole will talk……how is your paranoia now?