The latest article in McSweeney's appears to be a compendium (or contest) of esoteric food reviews sent in by readers. It's very, very long. I could probably sit and read it all day, too.

Excerpt:

Odwalla Strawberry C Monster Fruit Smoothie

Submitted by Jacob Barron

In their quest to supply lonely office workers with a weapon to combat the threat of weather-weary immune systems, the Odwalla juice company seems to have forgotten to remove the stems from any of the strawberries before juicing them.