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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

A to Z Challenge—SK-isms! A is for . . .

So here we are . . . on the very first day of my A to Z challenge adventure. As amake-stuff-up-erI have a few words I decided I should post. They’re all made up—not all necessarily by me—and I’m sharing them with you because I care about enriching (or messing up) your vocabulary.

* * * Warning: these are silly. You will not gain brain cells. * * *

A is for Almbs.
It stands for almost abs. Example:

As sweat drips from my body, and I push to the end, I’m led
to believe I almost have abs. I imagine them popping out and proudly showing
themselves to the world. But then I finish my workout, I go to the mirror and .
. . I got no abs, man! It’s buried in
there somewhere, I know it. For a second, though. A slight second . . . I did feel
like almbs. Oh the dream.

There's a saying, which is probably a lie, but it's one that works for me so I like it -- it says, "Men love the women they are attracted to and Women are attracted to the men they love." That being the case I am better served buying flowers and writing poems while my wife goes to the gym to work on her almbs.

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Hi, I'm S. Katherine Anthony. I'm a make-stuff-upper, an award-winning author, and a bestseller on Amazon. I love to write, read, and transport myself into the world of imagination. I am also a mother of two, a wife (of one), and the author of Kineticand Static.