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Jools Siviter: The great joy of an obo post is that the Powers That Be can't see how much you're drinking.

Tom Quinn: Colin, when the word "Yes" will do, use it.

Danny Hunter: Earl Grey tea bags.Zoe Reynolds: What?Danny Hunter: You didn't get any.Zoe Reynolds: Why would I get you Earl Grey tea bags?Danny Hunter: I like them.Zoe Reynolds: Look, we have a flat share, okay? We are not married.Danny Hunter: Is Earl Grey tea bags married?Zoe Reynolds: Oh, yes.

Jools Siviter: Bug your own office, do you, Harry?Harry Pearce: Only for special occasions.

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