Description

"The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads."

Summary

The tavern seems busier than usual! There are so many dwarves in the tavern!

Chunt’s been hanging out with the Insane Crown Posse and tearing up the town, generously. The posse calls themselves Badgalos. Because why not.

Usidore introduces himself. Also, Chunt tells Arnie that a walrus named Finance is willing to go with Arnie to Make Out Point. Then Usidore introduces himself again.

A two-headed three-inch tall fairy named Lyrica is the guest today! However, one of the heads is a little…special. It happened when Lyrica was pooted upon. They are conjoined twins that now flies in circles with four breasts.

Lyrica starts singing, which forces the other twin to start singing. Her tiara is picking up Earth songs apparently. Arnie asks, “What’s going to happen next?” The boys apologize for Arnie’s stupidity.

Lyrica says she’s going to start making out with herself. Usidore says Arnie has been making out with himself since he came to Foon. Chunt asks “What’s next?” for Lyrica. The horse king is having a party this evening and Chunt is miffed that he didn’t get invited, and Lyrica offers to bring Chunt as her +1. Arnie asks Chunt if there’s trouble in the ICP, and Chunt admits that he’s just hearing about it. Arnie fails to make a reference. Chunt asks Arnie “What’s next?” Lyrica invites everyone to the horse king’s party. Arnie wants to know what a horse party is like. A lot of peanut butter, sugar cubes, prancing, etc. Arnie declines the invite.

Usidore asks Lyrica what will happen when they get married. Whoever they wed will be the King of the fairies. Their parents are in rehab. Their accident weighed heavily upon them.

Usidore asks if they have dreams of their own and Lyrica says it would be nice to be married. Arnie tells Usidore to just marry Lyrica, but Usidore has Jyn and declines.

Chunt asks Arnie what it’s like being married, and Arnie lists some things about being close to another person. And sometimes that’s difficult, which is something he learned in couples therapy. Lyrica asks why cups would need therapy. Arnie starts to make a really bad metaphor and decides to stop halfway through. He summarizes by saying if you find someone to connect to you should stay together. Lyrica starts singing “Come together”. Chunt asks if being a solo cup is okay too.

Arnie gets choked up telling the story about how he met his wife. Chunt hugs Arnie. Usidore tries to talk to Chunt about his pick-up lines and that maybe he shouldn’t go chucking his sperm at people.