* "These dice ain't got no spots on them--they're blank!" "I had the spots removed for good luck, but I remember where the spots formerly were."* "I'm REALLY sorry."* "I will add nothin' to what Sky said, except to say that there are many here, upon who, if they get outta line, I would squeal with pleasure."* "Adelaide's Lament" is an example of Crowning Music of Funny.* The following sequence:-->'''Sarah:''' You who drink too much, you who gamble at cards and dice and horse racing. Let us help you not to lose your money in gambling dens and bookie joints. -->'''Benny Southstreet:''' This doll has captured my attention.-->'''Sarah:''' Let us give you the strength to ''stop'' your drinking, to ''stop'' your gambling!-->'''Benny Southstreet:''' She has lost me.* And later:-->'''Sarah:''' This may not be a church, but it is a mission! How dare you blaspheme!-->'''Sky:''' How dare ''you'' misquote the Bible!* EVERYTHING dealing with Nathan, Nicely-Nicely, and Benny Southstreet trying to persuade Joey Biltmore to let them use the garage for the game without paying the $1,000.* Adelaide and Nathan discussing their relationship, and the lies Adelaide's been telling her mother about it:-->'''Nathan:''' Of course we'll get married, sooner or later.-->'''Adelaide:''' Nathan, after fourteen years it's already too late to be 'sooner', and if it gets much later, soon it'll be too late to even be 'later'. Besides, I don't know what to do anymore about Mother.-->'''Nathan:''' Mother? What about your mother?-->'''Adelaide:''' There is something I haven't told you ... but my mother, back in Rhode Island, she thinks that we're ... that we're already married.-->'''Nathan:''' How could she think such a thing?-->'''Adelaide:''' Maybe because I wrote to her that we were already married.-->'''Nathan:''' That would make her think so.-->'''Adelaide:''' Well, in Rhode Island, people do not ''stay'' engaged for fourteen years, they ''get married''!-->'''Nathan:''' So how come it's such a small state?-->'''Adelaide:''' Futhermore, after about two years ... after about two years, we --->'''Nathan:''' We got a divorce?-->'''Adelaide:''' We had a baby.-->'''Nathan:''' You wrote your mother we had a ''baby''?-->'''Adelaide:''' Well, I ''had'' to, Nathan. Mother kept after me and after me and finally I just ran out of excuses.-->'''Nathan:''' What type of baby was it?-->'''Adelaide:''' It was a boy. I named it after you, Nathan.-->'''Nathan:''' Thank you.-->'''Adelaide:''' You're welcome.-->'''Nathan:''' So tell me, what has Nathan Junior been up to all these years?-->'''Adelaide:''' Well, right now he's in boarding school. As a matter of fact, I wrote Mother that he won the football game last Saturday.-->'''Nathan:''' Wish I'd had a bet on it.-->'''Adelaide:''' But Nathan ... That isn't all.-->'''Nathan:''' You're not going to say we also have an Adelaide Junior?-->'''Adelaide:''' ... All these years, Nathan. Mother believes in big families, and, and we had such an early start.-->'''Nathan:''' Just give me the grand total.-->'''Adelaide:''' ... Five.-->'''Nathan:''' Adelaide! How could you do this to a nice old broad like your mother?!-->'''Adelaide:''' Nathan, you don't even know my mother!-->'''Nathan:''' But I'll be meeting her soon, and what'll I tell her I did with the five kids? Traded them to the Phillies?* Nathan and his buddies are listing possible places to hold the craps game:-->'''Nathan:''' And things being how they are, the back of the police station is ''out''!* After Adelaide and the Hot Box girls sing "A Bushel and a Peck," Nathan, who's just had an argument over the phone with Joey Biltmore, sings absently to himself under his breath.--> ''"I love you, a bushel and a peck / That lousy Joey Biltmore, gonna break his little neck."''* Benny's response to being asked to testify at the prayer meeting.--> "I ain't no stool pigeon!"* "Still you must admit that Mindy's cheesecake is the greatest cheesecake [[AnthropomorphicFood alive]]."* Sky's CallBack to his story about his father: ''"Daddy, I got cider in my ear."''* Sarah getting drunk in Havana, not thinking that the drink she was ordered had alcohol in it and is told it 'has milk'-->'''Sarah:''' *on her 3rd or 4th drink* You know, this would be a good way to get kids to drink milk!