"The Real World"

"The Surreal World ( Vegas Loser)"

The Lyrics

This is about that one in a million guy who sucks at blackjack and loses all his money so he tries to kill himself. Again, not real funny, and the song isn't quite long enough to go into more aspects of this. Anyway here we go...

Strange, no view from herePadded walls, helmet on my headWhat was it I said?Locked in here, day and nightSuicide, tried to end the life of youCO2, 'cause my lips are blue

I can't fight this surreal world alone

Every time, I know I've lostDouble down on 12, frustratingWhy have I lost?, dealer said "That's a sure bust"He always made me madder, so I kept up play

I can't win in the surreal worldI can't win in the surreal worldI can't win in the surreal world alone (solo)I can't win in the surreal worldI can't win in the surreal worldI can't win in the surreal world alone (outro)

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BTW, Unlike most of my parodies that are based somewnhat around myself, this is NOT one of them. Doubling down on 12, taking insurance and splitting face cards are some on the very worst things you can ever do at a blackjack table.