JacoGillongo

I thanked the pilot for the speedy transfer but then .... the heat in Berlin is almost unbearable. It has been hot weather for several weeks now. People in the subway mostly talk about having cold showers when getting to their houses. I am headed for Artemis, walking slowly, very slowly. The fence of Artemis has been redone. The stone structure facing the inner city highway has been replaced by an aluminium one. Not looking like a Greek structure anymore. The Berlin bear is still there, welcoming the visitors, preserving some of the atmosphere.Theke is friendly and even tells me a joke while handling the formalities. I get a red ribbon on my wrist. I didn't get this colour before. Colour is changed every day. I wonder whether there are people that get themselves locked in. Avoiding the entry fee next day. But the theke will catch you as you will show the wrong coloured ribbon.... Showering slowly. Walking to the restaurant slowly. My god, it's hot. Still a few interesting girls in the bar. I have lunch which has been far better. They used to serve French cheese but that has been long gone. Now, there's no cucumbers or tomatoes any more. It's sad. Tea water has run out!! It mustn't get much worse or they should give a reduction on the entry fee. Later on I ask about the tomatoes and the cucumbers. The staff member tells two stories: supply was late but she also told me it was breakfast and breakfast should not include tomatoes or cucumber ...??? What the frojo .... I didn't ask about the paprika that vanished about a year ago. I didn't complain about the pickle that showed up brown on the inside. But I do want the tomatoes and cucumbers with lunch. 80 euros is a lot of money. The food has to be good, not just fine.After lunch I simply want to sit at the swimming pool. The loungers are spoken for by the Südländer. They put their towels on the them and come back hours later. Nobody complaining. Is this club going down? Well, I decide to take the last free lounger. I put my book on it and go inside to get my sun glasses from the locker. I take a stroll to the basement. Just checking upon an early beauty. I saw several pretty blonde girls. But they can wait. Then I see a curly girl. Perfect face, perfect hair, perfect boobs, perfect butt, perfect figure. Much more beautiful than all the others. See Kisha's topic for the remainder of our hit and run date.

Around 18:30 I start walking around to get another hit-and-run date.It's a quiet day but there's plenty of beauties. Only few average girls. I spot about 5 girls that I would like to share a room with. I decide upon a lady friend of Kisha. Her face is a bit below average but her body is gorgeous. A slender figure, with buttocks that 'point' backwards, not sideways. She doesn't want me. OK, let's have dinner first. That is still good. It's quite like GT. After dinner I wait a bit. Drink cola. Walk around a bit. Weather is still hot. I become known by the bar ladies: always two colas at a time without asking that much.There's still beauties around but not like they were at 18:30. Finally I see a blonde girl at the other side of the bar. I walk up to her. See Roberta's topic for the remainder of our story.

After Roberta I stay a little longer. The line-up is quite good but not very big. Russians are leaving at the same time as I do. The Südländer too. A strange day? Theke is friendly when I leave. It is still hot, far too hot.

Gelogd

JacoGillongo

Artemis on a sunny Friday afternoon. Arrival at 1 o'clock and my schedule is a bit tight as plane and trains were late. I hurry to the showers and lunch. Its very quiet in Artemis. The table next to mine keeps attracting Latina's. Not very beautiful and not very interesting. Although I'm late, I really want to stick to my usual schedule for two reasons. Sauna in Artemis is perfect for me. It feels like lying in the sun. Having a session right away makes it easy to do three sessions in one day. So starting with wellness: sauna and swimming pool are really good. Several girls were hunting a lot. Most of them know I don't buy that. Except for a very short girl that is Thai, I guess. But even she doesn't bother me much. I see Armina. She is picture perfect. Her beauty is two leagues above the other's. She restyled a bit (hair and makeup) and I wasn't sure whether it was her. I asked her and yes it was Armina. We won't spend any more time together (see my earlier posts and her topic). Girls are chatting in groups a lot. There are quite a few girls so early on and quite a few beauties. That's not the problem. The problem is the lack of men. One girl is sitting by herself. I join her. It's Mila from Latvia. I don't need much info. She will kiss me, so she says. See her topic for the remainder of our story.

Off to Berlin to check into my hotel. A nice hotel between Zoo and Westkreuz.Back for dinner. Goulash or fish. The fish is really good.After dinner I see Mila once more and she smiles very kindly. I smile back, walk on and think about having another session with her. Probably this can only be better than the first one as we know each other a bit better now. I can recommend her skills to everybody. When I see her once more downstairs she is not friendly anymore. Probaly her smiling was really only meant to have another session. If a girl is this professional I stay away from her.

No Gia, no Elissa, Mania has long gone. What to do?Then I see Avril. She is a flashy girl. I simply want her. She is of a striking appearance. Her hair is a bit dark brownish, often in a small pony tail that she puts somewhat around her neck. She is tall and her skin is very white. Her body and her face are of such a beauty that she doesn't need a tan. She pinches me in the back lightly and quickly moves on. Then she does this again.Then I simply go after her like a faithful dog. See the remainder of our story in her topic.

After the drama with Avril , wellness is a nice pastime. After about an hour I take a seat in the couches near the wellness area. Avril comes in with a guy. They take a seat next to me. The guy is speaking friendly to Avril while massaging her back. She shouts angrily at him. Telling that his conversation is of no interest to her. And I'm putting it mildly. He laughs sheepishly and they continue talking in this way. It seems to be close to loosing his dignity. A beauty with a conduct problem. It's his choice!!

Artemis remains quiet today. It shows. Girls are tense. No money. Instead of pleasing the customers that did show up they do the opposite and prefer to chat among each other. In the night there are few girls hunting and only one that did it in the worst way: pointting her finger to the floor with the rooms. The lockers and around are a mess. Theke is almost unfriendly. At appr 23:00 another theke comes in and things get better and cleaner.

I meet with Sonia from Hungary. I like her looks: short dark hair, a rather sharply featured face. Almost a classic beauty. She doesn't kiss, but her friend kisses!!. 'Well, maybe a trio then'. I don't like that but I sure like Sonia. Sonia walks away and her friend says Sonia will kiss me as well. Really so? Sonia comes back to us and then it becomes clear that they were talking about lesbian kissing. Woops, 220 euro: 60 + 60 for 30 minutes, 50 + 50 for the girls kissing each other. No thanks. I will not drop Sonia from my wish list. But at this price her kiss is not an option. I meet with Olga. A Polish girl with slightly curled hair, pretty close to maroon. Somehow I like her at the spot. No kissing? 'No problem' I hear myself saying. See her topic for the remainder of our story.

On Olga's request I show up at Artemis the next day. Totally against my principles and it didn't really work out fine. I don't get much attention from Olga this day. I have dinner and I stay a few hours more. Talking with Helen isn't easy. 'I don't kiss' she says before I can ask her about it. Well, she is the most beautiful girl this evening and worth a try. I see Jenna leaving with a guy that will like her gigantic boobs. For an hour or two I talk with a guy from Sweden. It's a nice conversation. Then I simply want to sleep. Helen watches me going to my locker. I get dressed. Helen is still there while I am taking my valuables and leave. I like her beauty very much. She is quite small but not a lolita. Perfect small mouth. A face with somewhat aristocratic features. Any Optik-ficker will want her no matter what.

One more remark about the Messe. Some girls thought there was no Messe that day (Friday) but there clearly was a Messe. Quite a few people got in after midnight. However, it was not a good Messe for Artemis so I was told. But I really don't know which Messe is good for Artemis or not. If I find any more info about that I will put it here.You might also prefer a quiet day at Artemis. Always some beauties and some space to move around.

JacoGillongo

Once again I went to my favourite club: Artemis Berlin.To some it is always heaven. To some it is too far away. Almost nobody complains about Artemis. Well this was visit nr 8 and I must tell that Artemis can be very different. My routine stays the same. I arrive around 12 'o clock, pay my entrance fee, take a shower, have lunch and go to the wellness for an hour or so. Then I choose a girl and after that I go to Berlin city: sightseeing and check-in in a hotel. I come back for dinner and take one or two more ladies to a room. I tend to stay downstairs (wellness, no smoking, almost no ladies) a lot. So, that seems rather boring and not worth your time reading it all. BUT ... Artemis is very different every time. Last time I went there I saw a lucky guy having lunch with three ladies. All three seemed to be nice girls but I would never go to a room with either one of them. This time there were four ladies having lunch together and I really couldn't choose which one was most beautiful. At least three of them were crying out to me to have a session. Doing so by their beauty. One of the foursome removed her towel from her body while exiting the restaurant. Showing a most beautiful butt. I couldn't directly tell why this butt was so special but I would find out more about her in the evening. A bit further away another girl was having lunch on her own and I couldn't lift my eyes from her. Such a beauty.Lunch was fine but I missed the French cheese and the paprika.Downstairs I like the 60 degrees sauna. Lying down I got a "beach feeling" and stayed far too long. Compensating for it by submersing in the ice-cold water and swimming three rounds as fast as I can. In Artemis my skill in swimming in circles has increased significantly. While I was toweling myself I see Gabriella. I knew her from GT (Daniella). I like her for her kissing especially. She looks at me from a distance and sees my dick rise. See her topic for the remainder of the story.I checked out of Artemis and went to downtown Berlin. Nice hotel. Perfect new sight. I stay away from the 'Weihnachtsmarkt'. It is really a bit boring.Back again in Artemis they must check my bag for drinks. Sometimes I bring them in by accident. I simply forget I have some Coca cola in my bag and it's not allowed to have it with you. I don't understand that and I don't care anymore. They forgot to put my key aside, so I got a new locker and a new robe. So beware to keep personal things in your locker in Artemis when you leave the building for a while. They may be lost!!!!Theke was very content that I didn't bring in any beverages. Even no empty bottles this time. I think I am off the hook now.

I go downstairs to do some reading. A nice girl, Valeska, sees me and wants to know where I am going. Well downstairs, I reply. What are you going to do there. Well, I am going to read a book. A book??? She frowns. Wouldn't it be a better thing to keep her company?, so she asks. No, I am really sorry but I will definitely think off you. She looks at me in disbelief. Valeska is not a stunner but really a refreshing girl. I kept thinking of her but later on she was gone. It is this kind of short conversations that I like very much and which only seem to happen in Artemis. With a lot of other girls things have changed for the worse however. Some girls only asked me "Möchst du Spaß haben". That shortens the conversation to one sentence. Others give it even less effort: "Spaß?". But even that can be too much of an effort. Quite a few girls simply put their finger up in the air, pointing to the floor where the rooms are, meaning to have a session. I hope this is only a temporary thing. Hunting used to be nice in Artemis. No endless conversations. No, just a few lines and then a question whether there is a serious interest taken. If so, you can always propose to have a drink together first. But most important to me, the girls would accept a 'No' without any grudge. Most of them still do but others turn to foulmouthing or they just come to lie on top of me. Repeatedly. It's an omen of little service. So I ignore those girls.I climb the stairs, going from the "no smoking wellness area" to the "smoking bar". I see a girl with a really pretty face. She notices the admiration in my eyes and starts talking. Then I look further down and see two boobs that seem to be wider than her body. I don't just dislike that. It's really not my thing. I explain to her that I really don't like that and she says OK and walks on. No offense taken. She might be a real treat for the lovers of extreme boobs, however.I have dinner. It's really good: Indian fish curry with a kind of pilav rice. The beauty that made me wonder about her butt during lunch is having dinner as well. The same group and the sight of them is a real treat. When they walk away the girl releases the towel in the same way. Again I am impressed by her butt.A bit later I finish dinner and start looking for her. Finally I find her without much attention from other men. Her name is Elissa and it was her second day in Artemis. That might explain her low activity. Her face and her body are just a little bit tighter (less wide) than I had expected from her general figure. It gives her an exotic look and that appears to be true: she is a German from Lebanese descent. Now that I have seen why I liked her butt so much I really don't want to talk to her very much. I simply want to touch that butt for ever and ever. Off to a room we go.After that Elissa gets the hang of it. She starts walking around in stead of sitting in a corner and seems to be mostly climbing the stairs in the company of men. I smile to her before I leave. She smiles back. What a beauty.After I come back from my session with Elissa there are a lot of beautiful ladies in the bar. I decide to bear the smoke for some time and look at all these beauties. It is really a treat. On a non-Messe day I haven't seen this many beautiful women in Artemis before. They are all out of work. So it seems. I wouldn't be able to make a choice.I talk a bit to Anka. I liked her very much. Her looks are OK but her mind is better than most. Normal questions and answers. Some interesting conversation. It was shortly after my session with Elissa. So, no session but that might be happening at my next visit.I go to the sauna once again. Around midnight I find some nice girls and we exchange a few words. I sway to the music a bit and they like it. I like one of them especially but another one keeps hanging on to my robe. I decide to leave them to it. Most beauties are gone now and I try some conversation with the most beautiful girl still around. She is not really interested. To have a third session I really need a very beautiful girl or a very nice one. A girl like that could still make me come once more. I cannot find someone like that. I decide to leave Artemis and go to my hotel.When I am all dressed up I go to the "Wertfächer" to collect my money. Then I see a girl that is really beautiful. She could easily be on the front cover of a magazine and she is all naked. I walk on and only later I realize that I simply should have undressed again and have my third session with her. Well, it's good to know that one should have a little bit more patience. There is no such thing as "no beautiful girls available anymore" in Artemis. At least not for a very long time.

Gelogd

JacoGillongo

A few more facts about Artemis.When arriving by plane at Tegel airport take bus 109 or X9. Change for the S-bahn at Jungfernheid (S42). You can also stay in the bus a bit longer until Charlottenburg (bus 109) or all the way till the end (Zoologischer Garten) and take the S-bahn (S5, S7 , S75).Just check bahn.de.Although Tegel airport is much closer to the city of Berlin and Artemis, I must say Easyjet (flies to Schoenefeld) is much cheaper and much more easy-going than KLM.

In Artemis I learned that the beds that are placed in the bar and have curtains around them can be used to have a session. But some people might draw the curtains away. So take your pick.

I liked Artemis much better just before Christmas. More beauties and a nicer atmosphere but thekes are quite alright though.

Some girls that had been working at Golden Time tried to spoil my day but they didn't succeed. I had sessions with Iris, Mania and Gia. Three top girls and one of them is a true gem.I will add a bit of info on them later on.Food in Artemis has changed from good to even better. I had a piece of broccoli with a fish fillet wrapped around it. I haven't eaten such a delicacy before in a sauna club.

Gelogd

JacoGillongo

Getting up at 7:00 in the morning. Taking a train, a plane and a train again: arriving at Artemis at appr 11:30. A new record!! At the entrance the Berlin bear invites me inside with the help of his new female friend. Showering, eating. It has become a habit. Lunch is good but if you like eggs a lot (a children's dish, according to me) you should go somewhere else. But I haven't seen lunches in sauna clubs this green: apples, bananas, oranges, cucumbers, tomatoes and paprika's in abundance. The Weihnachtstolle will be served from 15:00 onwards.A guy is having lunch with three ladies. He is a regular and having fun with the three girls. There are quite a few short meetings between regular customers and ladies during the day. Happily enough it is not a gathering of men that look for each other's company. No, just like life in the big city: individuals minding their own business most of the time. I like it. Most of the outdoor part is closed now. A small part of the outdoor area is fenced off from the rest. A few tables and heaters make it into a space that can be used when the restaurant is full. After lunch I want to go to the sauna and look around a bit. I planned to first see all of the girls that are present and then select one of them: my usual routine. When I leave the restaurant I see Armina (hope I got her name right) sitting at the bar. It's a long time I saw such a beauty. My head spins. We start talking a bit. A voice in my head tells me a girl cannot be much more beautiful than this one. Why not give it a try. I abandon my routine. Off to the Kino we go. Never decided to do a session so early after arriving in a club. Kino has changed. Three groups of sofa's now. Much more comfortable than it used to be. On our way to the room I see that Artemis has changed in more respects: many beautiful girls at such an early hour. None of them is more beautiful than Armina though. When we walk to the room she gets a sheet. Normal size: about 2 meters x 1.40. So no towels anymore. Artemis has really changed this year. Adding the outdoor part has been quite a big change but they have made several smaller improvements as well. The rest of my session with Armina can be read in her topic. I feel fine about it but my description is mixed.Showering is nice. Just open the faucet, enjoy the water and close it when you are done. I go to the quiet bar behind the pool to make notes of my session with Armina. Several girls pass by me to make a short chat. First an Afro-German girl comes to me. Her face is pretty but her body is simply cracking my mind. I am an Optick ficker and my standards are rather high. This girl's body is beyond compare so far. A voice inside my head asks me: 'Why did you just have a session with Armina. This one is even more beautiful.' She is very nice as well. I explain her my situation and she leaves. When I see her back, butt and legs I must think of Rod Stewart describing Britt Eklund. Rod Stewart once told that a girl pleased him best when her body passes from toe to breasts without 'any major obstacles'. Everything in its proper place with smooth changes only. I see an African version of this description. Armina's face is prettier than hers though.Another girl comes to my sofa. She is nice and we have a usual short 'Artemis' chat. I like those little chats with the girls. Never too long. Never a grudge about a 'No', always moving on in a friendly manner. Artemis seems to have the patent to this. All three girls mentioned so far have cute tiny natural breast. All are below 25 years old.Then Penny arrives. She is 28 years old, about 1.60 tall and of Thai origin. She has plastic boobs, rather beautiful.She starts massaging my neck, just behind my ear. I feel relaxed. My dick rises a bit. She is a professional massagist, she says. I believe her. I didn't know a girl could evoke feelings like this in this way in so little time. I tell her I am a strong man (Well, I just ended a session). She feels my muscles and she agrees with me. I tell her I meant it mentally. She understands and lets go. Then she changes her mind and she starts massaging my arm. Same thing happens. I didn't know my arm was tense but it relaxes immediately and my dick rises again. I almost crack. I almost break my rule of taking breaks of 2,5 to 3 hours between sessions. Then I get a hold of myself and ask her if she will be around at 18:00 or later. She looks at me in disbelief. Later I understand. She is very popular. Haven't seen her again that day. I'm still fine with my decision but would have loved to have a session with her later that day. Now, I only got the presales. So far this day has brought me many beautiful women in short time. Nice short conversations. Above all I found out that Artemis tries to improve things continuously: a fence around the parking lot, sofa's in the Kino, large sheets, many beautiful ladies in the early afternoon, lots of fruits and vegetables. They are doing a fine job.I go swimming in circles and having sauna. I repeat this sequence three times. Anyone who thinks that this is not a sauna club??? Some people keep surprising me. Then I find out that one more thing has changed. They used to have two ice cold baths. One has been removed. There's an extra supply of towels now. The one that stayed is really extra cold. I love it. People are diving into the pool all day without any problems.

I leave Artemis and go to Berlin city. I find out that one of my favourite spots is still not ready (noch immer im Umbau). Well, that's Berlin, always on the move. In Hauptbahnhof the Chinese restaurant at the entrance has already been moved. It just started in June and is gone now already. I will spare you the details of the speed of changes to Berlin buildings and businesses. It's beyond compare in Europe. In my first story I told about the luggage disposal. It is actually between tracks 14 and 15. It will be easy to find with this info. I choose another sight and cannot stop thinking about the Thai and Afro-German girl. I make up my mind. I will try to get the Afro-German girl first and conclude the evening with the Thai girl. After checking in into the hotel, I get back to Artemis. I put my signature on the theke's notepad and I get my key back. I see a girl at the safes (Wertfacher) with a face so beautiful that I almost forgot I still had to change my clothes. She notices my look and smiles. I change and take a shower and never saw her again. I see another girl with a face you cannot believe, picture perfect. She walks into the ladies room. I will see her again later but always moving from the safes to the ladies-only room. Her smile is a small comfort. I 'remember' the Afro-German girl and look for her. Cannot find her. Off to diner. It's crowded and I join the table of two Germans and talk a bit. They mostly like to talk among each other. That's OK. Then the Afro-German girl comes to our table. Well, this cannot be much better, I think. She pretends not to notice me. We talk a bit, but she doesn't seem very interested. She starts talking with her friend. They laugh a bit. Are they making fun of me? Is she playing 'hard to get' or what ...? We exchange a few words but it doesn't become clear to me what has happened. Where is the friendly lady I met a few hours ago. I leave them to it. You cannot have it all. Then she walks away and looks at me in a way that it is clear she played 'hard to get'. Well, I was wrong but it's too late now. Maybe another time, who knows. I will look for her again next time I go to Artemis as her legs and butt are still 'right in front of me' even now. I go to the theke and ask about Gia and Heather. They are still working here but both are not present today. Well, I had hoped to find one girl that I had been with before. This enormous diversity in girls is fine of course but this is almost too much. I didn't see one girl that I remembered from one of my three previous visits. I am bad at remembering faces, OK, but still a little bit familiarity would be nice. I go to swim and get some time in sauna. Nothing special happens. I go upstairs and don't find a kissing girl. Then I see a familiar face. It is Manja (or Mania?). It is pronounced with a 'j'. She is tall and has a nice body. I have been with her the last time and her blowjob is dynamite. She is friendly and we talk a bit. I am the one that proposes a room, not she. We have to wait and she regrets that??? I don't. I compliment her on the first session. I sit on a sofa, she presses her body against mine, I fondle her cute tiny breast. What complaints could I possibly have!! Then it's our turn and the rest of the story and our first session can be read in her topic.After a blowjob beyond belief I walk around a bit and decide to make it an early night. No third session this time. I decide to go back to Artemis. The next days in Berlin are nice. I think about one more day of Artemis. But that's not going to happen. I need some rest: a simple biological rule. The happy feeling after Artemis stays with me and even now I still feel fine. It reminds me of the first few times that I went to Golden Time. Then too, the feelings of joy lasted for several days. I leave at appr 23:00. The Russians are entering the building. They are early. I'm gonna improve my Russian. The amount of drinks they pre ordered is simply enormous. Even the theke was a bit elated about it.

Gelogd

JacoGillongo

I have just returned from Berlin. It was very good. I will write about that later. One thing that I want to tell right now concerns the parking lot at Artemis. It has changed quite much. They built a fence around it (Greek or better Roman style). Now it's hard to spot somebody's car there. Result is that the parking lot at Artemis was completely filled when I returned at appr 19:00. It was rather empty at appr 11:30. It was still full at appr 23:00. So people driving their car to Berlin, should arrive early or look for another spot.

Gelogd

JacoGillongo

I put together some info based on three visits to Artemis in the last year.

Artemis is in Berlin and quite far away from Holland, Belgium or France. But it's worth the trip. Especially as Berlin is a very nice city as well.You can go there by car but I never did so. The parking lot of Artemis is quite big and I never saw many cars there. So, no problems there.Another possibility to go to Berlin is by train. The journey sucks a bit. It is about 7 hours and that takes most of your day. Once I left really early and got there at 14 'o clock, including a delay of about 1 hour.If you book the trip well in advance it might be as cheap as 39 euro for a one-way ticket. Westkreuz (S) is the S-bahn station close to Artemis.Arriving by plane is more comfortable. If you are lucky and book well in advance the price might be as low as 70 euro but 100 euro for a return ticket is a more realistic option. Easyjet suits me best. When you book one month in advance prices usually are reasonable. Easyjet arrives at Schoenefeld airport. You can opt to spend all night in Artemis and then take a taxi back to the airport. A short and intensive experience. Haven't done that yet.From the airport you walk with the crowd to the station and get a train there. There's lots of trains to get there. The RegionalZug to Berlin Hbf and beyond suits me best (two per hour). Tickets can be bought at various locations. Ticket machines in the airport are the least crowded. Then the tourist office (They only sell Berlin card for a few days). The ticket machines in the station usually are queued heavily. It's unlikely that your ticket will be checked on S- or U-bahn. On the Regionalzug it's very strange if they don't check it. You can of course get a taxi at the airport. Probably more expensive than public transport. I do not know Tegel airport as I have always used Easyjet and they fly to Schoenefeld. The Regionalzug doesn't call at Westkreuz. So get a S5, S7 or S75 in Hbf for example. It's fun to walk around Hbf. Really big. Three flours of shops. Tourist info available as well as supermarkets and cheap restaurants. You can also leave your bags there for 5 euros. The luggage disposal is not easy to find. When you enter the station from the front door, it is after about 50 metes at the left side, on the top floor. It has a rather long somewhat narrow corredor showing the Bahn shield. All S-bahn trains from Berlin Hbf to Westkreuz leave at track 16.When you arrive at Westkreuz simply look for the shields 'Halensee(strasse)'. It will take a few stairs. Once you're on the top floor you leave the station onto a parking lot. Simply leave the parking lot. Turn left and walk about 300 meters. You will cross the railway tracks (down below you) and then you must be able to see Artemis on the left side. Artemis has quite a large parking lot in the middle of a city. A Berlin bear at the doorstep invites you inside.The theke is special. If you arrive early you think you arrived in a village. Don't be fooled. She is extremely efficient. All the girls have a small 'drawer' in the closet behind her. She can easily check the presence of any girl by these drawers. But she doesn't know whether a girl will arrive later. Only by eight 'o clock she will be able to tell you if a girl is still to come or not.The robes are light brown. The washing is done with more fabric softener than in GT for example. Feels a lot nicer.Entry fee is 80 euro. Quite a lot but your time can be very good. I will tell about that later.After paying, take a few steps up. To your left and right there are the special lockers (Wertfächer) to put your valuables. There are about 800 Wertfächer and lockers!! Go right on and there is the showers, the toilet, the lockers, the towels and the slippers (each size has a different colour). The 'ladies only room' is to the left.Toilets are OK but there's only few of them. Showers are standard quality. The lockers are efficent but grouped to tightly. If you have to leave and somebody else in your number range is leaving as well, you can only wait till he is finished. Always plenty of towels available. Almost always some people are cleaning.After showering go inside the club. From the theke's place it's a few steps up and then to the right. You get in the central stairs. These are good for watching girls or waiting for them to come back from a room. But now we go straight on and enter the bar (automatic doors). The bar is the central place. As soon as you enter it girls will start conversation and they always want to go to a room. They do it quite nicely. It has never bothered me. In this room there is a central oval bar. A bit like Sharks if you're familiar with that. Around it are all kinds of sofa's and beds. Some beds have curtains (like a tipi). You can be 'alone with a girl' there but it I have not seen people doing that. Others can open the curtains, and they will do so!!! You cannot have sex there. You may try to do so but Artemis is quite strict. I wonder if any girl gives in to your wishes.At the end of the bar there is a door leading to the restaurant. Food is OK. A bit less than GT. First time I was there, lunch was best. Girls can come and sit at your table and make some conversation. You can also join them if there are no free tables. Be friendly and start some conversation at least. You can also ask them to eat with you .... Comes at a price of course: you will raise expectations. But eating together is not uncommon. Even if you don't know the girl.When you come from the bar, walk to the restaurant and then walk straight on, you will get to the terrace outside. Nice weather only. There's more tables and chairs there. There is a swimming pool, self service drinks and a sauna. There are about 10 more rooms. It's more or less a club in it's own right. Pool's not very big.If you leave Berlin for Holland by train you can see this outside spot shortly. Use the safety break.... Let me show you the rest of Artemis. When the crowds and the music got the best of you and you want some rest, get to the stairs. Go downstairs and there you can find a fitness room. I only once saw one man using it. I read about reconstructing this part. I will check upon it next time. There's a Kino but well, go there yourself once. Not much sofa's, a lot of chairs. Rather big. Girls may ask you to go to the Kino together. You get some extra time with them but it's not very comfortable. After that they will tempt you in one of the two rooms near the Kino. It's OK but I prefer the rooms upstairs. These rooms might be good to avoid waiting times, though. You can of course use the Kino to 'seduce' a girl while being in a 'real cinema situation'. I'm not into that, but take your pick.This floor also holds the wellness. From the stairs go left and you will see the pool first. Be careful. You cannot play or swim very much here. Construction is lousy. But on your own you can have a decent swim if you like to swim in circles. There's a few loungers around the pool. Almost always occupied.Sauna is nice. A normal one and one for people that like it hot. There is some Turkish room but it is always empty. Don't understand it very well. I was not allowed to enter. Had to wait for a Turkish man to give me a special massage. ::)Well, I came for the girls. There are two ice cold baths just near the sauna. My favourites after sauna. At the end of the wellness there is a bar with sofa's next to it. There's seats for about 20 people. This is always very quiet. For people like me that like to switch between crowds and quiet places its's just perfect. It is easy here to chat a bit longer with a girl. At the end they are always 'Selbständige Unternehmerinnen', but well that's alright with me.You can also simply read, relax or sleep a bit there. Only few girls will come to you and start some conversation.When you go to a room with a lady, you go upstairs. There's about 30 rooms. If there are waiting times you still go upstairs with the girl. Sit with her and wait. The girl will shout 'Letzter' and this way you know when it is your turn. You got to wait for the girl that answered her shout. The rooms are OK. Normal inside rooms for a sauna club. Not small, not very big or luxurious either.So, that's all about the building.The ladies are very mixed in Artemis. They come from all countries and there's not really one country dominating. Only few girls kiss. Most are between 25 and 30. They generally are a bit less beautiful than the ones at Golden Time. They ask 60 euros for each half hour. They ask 50 euros extra for anal. I read about girls offering to put their finger in your ass for 50 euros extra as well. I'm happy that I don't like anal. I guess most important thing to tell about the girls is that my top three sessions of the last 12 months all took place in Artemis!!!! There's many girls working at Artemis but for as far as I know a lot of girls don't show up every day. I still don't understand this high irregularity.All girls in Artemis walk around naked. Most of them will put on some decoration. Sometimes they will put on a slip or top. But that is very uncommon.Girls are allowed to leave at 20.00 but then they need to be there at the start of day. If not, they have to stay till the end.

There's actually two versions of Artemis.When there is a Messe in Berlin, Artemis changes. Without a Messe Artemis is just a normal club. It's nice. It's Berlin. It has some luxury. But girls in GT or PHG are more beautiful compared to Artemis when there is no Messe in Berlin.When there is a Messe however, Artemis changes in the evening. More and more beautiful girls arrive. The atmosphere is very erotic. It's really elated. There is a glow to each and every girl. Men keep coming in. Even after midnight large groups of men may enter. Italians, French, Russians shouting all over the place. If you plan to go to Artemis, better do it on a day with a Messe in Berlin. This most certainly is a version of Artemis that will be hard to match. Here you can look for Messe days: http://www.messe-berlin.de/MessenUndEvents/Messekalender/index.jsp

If you want to spend some time in Berlin or check in into your hotel you can leave Artemis and come back later that day. Just put your signature on a notepad at the theke's. Sign it again when you come back and you get your key back.I usually come back to have dinner at eight 'o clock but dinner will be ready for you untill 2 'o clock in the morning. They refresh dishes on a regular basis.When you leave for your hotel or home there will always be taxis waiting. No problem. On Saturday early morning public transport never failed me. The same is true for Sunday mornings. There's at least one S-bahn each 15 minutes. On other days services are much less frequent after 1 'o clock. By then you will need to take buses. I always book a hotel near the S-bahn line 'WestKreuz to Hbf'. So, I only need one simple train. Westkreuz might be a bit of a complex station the first time. There's almost always people there to ask for directions. Just above the stairs (going down) they wrote '(Richtung) Hauptbahnhof'. Not very clear or obvious but you know what to look for.On bahn.de you can find the schedules of all trains. If you want to visit Berlin, there are many options for activities.The internet and tourist agencies know all about it. I'll name a few that might appeal to most people here.Checkpoint Charly and around is interesting for anyone. Not many people know about the Trabis you can rent there. Search for 'trabi fahrt berlin' on the web. The DDR museum is nice. It's very playful and you can sit in a ..... Trabi of course. They show short films about the FKK culture of the Ossis. Some beautiful girls on film there. And yes, naked.The art of naked women or The Helmut Newton museum might be of your particular interest.See http://www.helmut-newton.de/The Currywurst museum might be a good way to learn about the preference of Berlin people. You can 'create' your own version of their currywurst.Between Ostbahnhof and Warschau station the wall is still intact for some 500 metres and nicely painted.You can have a beer in many places. Harkescher Markt and around is pleasant.Shops on Kurfürstendamm are for the rich and wealthy. You can just have a peek though.