Talk like a pirate day

This is important for a number of reasons, but for Pastafarians it provides a convenient source of pirate-behavior data to substantiate the Pirates Vs. Temperature correlation which serves as a keystone of our religion. We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide on Tuesday the 19th, due to the widespread pirate activity taking place.

I will be collecting quantitative temperature data via the interwebs, but if you have anecdotal (or specious) evidence of unseasonably cold weather, please describe it for us as a comment to this post.

Also, if you’ve done anything amazingly piratey today, please leave a comment about it. We all need to do our part to reverse Global Warming.

You can expect a thorough report of my findings on Wednesday or Thursday.

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Ahoy Mateys!

I’m off tomorrow but will be returning on Monday, on ITLAPD 2016, my fav-arrrrr-ite religious holiday! As a member of the church of FSM (and ordained minister!) this is a very holy day ye scurvy dogs!!

Although not a paid holiday, it is officially recognized by both the state of California and the state of Michigan. 2 states down, 49 to go (including Canada)!

So ye can expect to see me Monday wearing the official garb of the church. Pirate regalia!!

Ye can be any religious background but also choose to come aboard! (No need for captains permission this day!) The best part is if ye do, and ye go to Krispy Kreme or long john silvers, ye get free donuts and fish sticks, respectively. Ye need to only order ye’r food like a pirate or dress like one.

Happy international talk like a pirate day! I look forward to looking at ye with no depth perception (due to the eye patch)!

Dear Bobby, Here where I live in the subtropical, warm marine current region of South Africa, the last few days have been noticeably colder. I suspect that by Sept. 19th I shall be hankering after thermal long johns to wear during my daily beach jog. Certainly, for my daily dip I’ll be wearing a woolly vest over my bikini.