Hehehehehe always good for a laugh, it's definitely one of those stories better suited to Denny's waitresses if you expect it to be believed.
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The best part of the post was the statement "#7. People who can accurately recount all the details of their fights weren't actually there." Mike Brewer nailed that one on the head. It applies there and many, many times to others who like to tell Rambo stories.
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Originally Posted by jubaji
Now, my friend is a fearless MF, but not the greatest fighter that ever lived, so I was really worried about him.

(Yet you are, Mr "Powerful fast on your feet". )

Originally Posted by jubaji
MF took a big step out and smacked me in the mouth.

(With your mouth, I'm sure that happens to you all the time offline.)

Originally Posted by jubaji
I donít suppose he was in any way skilled with the knife.

(And there we have jubaji's proof that people on the street aren't armed. Therefore wrestlers don't have to worry about training for weapons range at all. Maybe just against a folding metal chair or a title belt, but that's it.)

Originally Posted by jubaji
I used the momentum we both had in that direction to step around to his right, wound him up, and launched him in a kind of modified belly to belly suplex type throw.

(Ahhhh ... the ninja slaying belly to belly suplex. We all know it well. )

Who here doesn't believe that you get smacked in your mouth? I believe you get smacked in your mouth daily! You're a punk! There's no surprise there.
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Originally Posted by jubaji
You girls have got to try alot harder than this!

(Who's trying? There's no need to try to humiliate a punk who walks around the street getting slapped in the mouth. He's already been humiliated! )
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Look, if you're okay with getting bitch-smacked in the mouth by another grown man then fine. It takes a special kind of sake-sipping punk to be able to walk away from that kind of humiliation and still feel like he won something.

The saddest part about all this is you've probably been smacked in front of your woman. And cried. Then when you got to the safety of your car, you went ape shit ... punching the steering wheel and talking about all the things you could have done to the guy if it weren't for that damn vow of non-violence you promised to the monk who taught you wrestling.
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I don't need to try. As long as you keep writing science fiction, you'll continue to clown yourself. Convenient that 8 guys went after your friend but only one came after you. A guy you claimed was a "Big MF", but you managed to "get the slip" on his because you were "powerful fast on your feet" back then. And even though he had a knife, he was no match for your ninja-killing belly to belly suplex.

But not before he smacked the shit out of you and brought tears to your eyes, right? Ahhh ... the added humility is supposed to add a hint a reality to jubajackass' fable. Yet it didn't.

Continue to hide you style and experience to save your teachers from any shame and embarrassment.
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I'll be a twit. I have no problem with that. The difference is I'm a twit that comes here to discuss martial arts, not heckle and berate others for doing the same.

And whether you know it or not, I am hardly the guy who wants to start arguments here. I like to discuss martial arts. Here on this site when people like jubaji and you decide to antagonize and attack others who contribute, we have no recourse but to bust balls in return. That's the story in a nutshell.

But Sagacious Lu, that is online. You and the rest of you here only behave that way online. There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that you'd say the things you say or behave the way you guys do online in a school in NY like that. You'd be slapped in your mouth just like your little friend was.

Of course, we all know you're response will accuse me of being an "internet tough guy", and that's fine. But we both know that neither you or your little troll friends would EVER go into a school popping shit like you do on this site. And its not because you have anymore respect offline than you do online. Its because you know better than to write checks that your ass can't cash.

Deny it. Argue it. Say "Oh please ..". Do what you will, but you know its true.

Half of you trolls never actually have practiced martial arts, while the other half of you are that special breed that bullshit their way through debates by pretending to know things that they clearly don't. They will NEVER write about martial arts. Instead, they reserve their energy for COMMENTS and TAKING POLLS. You know, making a statement and then asking how many people have done the same. Or waiting for people who practice martial arts to write posts and then they correct the spelling or comment on how "authentic" they feel the post is.

I'm not worried about who likes me or my posts here. This is clearly a biased MMA site. And I've authored more anti-MMA threads here than anyone. So that tells you how I feel about what you think. I've also written more information on just one page of one of those topics than Sagacious Lu has his whole time here. I would ask what you contribute here Sagacious Lu, but we both know what the answer is.

But as the saying goes "Trolls of a feather flock together".

On a last note, keep in mind that Mike Brewer DID come here to post, but didn't correct or comment on the fact that he stood by his guns when he wrote:

I'd like to hear more stories about jubaji getting slapped in the mouth. I know the all end with him pulling out his ultimate suplex that is impervious to knives and guns, but still I'd like to hear more. None have been as good as that time he suplexed those ninjas.
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