If the GOP just went with Jeb! the Progs could just revive all of the original sloganeering for BDS:

Butt it seems they will migrate to Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) quite readily.

So as we contemplate what new scandal might blow the whole thing apart – perhaps something contained in an as yet unreleased email chain – what say we relax and engage in a little early 2016 Trumping Hillary therapy?

The therapy sessions are easy: it requires no previous knowledge, has no rules and the objective is unclear – just like the Obama/Clinton foreign policy.

Watch Hillary free fall, banging into and bouncing off The Donald bumpers to your hearts’ content

When Hillary lands in a crevasse and stops falling, just grab her by the head, butt or pantsuit with your mouse and push, pull or squeeze her over, under or through the bumpers. She’ll even fit through invisible cracks! I know – hard to believe!

At any time if you feel the need you can increase the efficacy of the treatment session by grabbing Hilz in mid-fall with your mouse and flinging her wherever you want! She’ll just keep falling.

No prescription is required and treatment will be available whenever you need it. Go ahead, give my customized Hillary - "What does 'fubar' mean?" - Therapy® session a go and see how much better you feel almost instantly.

Remember: you can’t fix stupid, butt you can fling it around

1“The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the

presidency—nay—the very existence of George W. Bush.” – Charles Krauthammer