Sure, Natalie Portman gave a fantastic performance in last year’s Black Swan. It even won her an Academy Award. But I’m not so sure that her iconic image in full Black Swan makeup is getting anyone all hot and bothered.

Except for maybe this guy?

Yes, you can do the White Swan, but can you do the Grindr Swan?

Aw man. This is just…bad. Really, really bad. Something tells me old Pablo Diablo here is going to be “looking for a masculine athletic to muscular top for a good time” for quite some time.

Fellas, would YOU have sex with someone who had a giant tattoo of Natalie Portman’s face on his arm? Ladies, how about you?