A telling of Beauty and the Beast so painful that you’d think it came from Dingo Pictures but, NOPE! It’s a British production by Bevanfield Pictures who somehow managed to get some real actors like Christopher Lee! (This is also where the ugly guy came from.)

A tale retold many times… mostly because of the Disney version but few can really capture how Beauty’s lights were on but no one was home, her father being such an ass and the Beast being a goomba warthog.