Snow Jabba as Frozen as Han Solo

Everyone gets those piles of yellow/brown snow outside their house after a million cars and snow plows drive by. You wouldn’t think to sculpt it into something, but what else would brown smelly sludgy snow be good for? A life size Jabba the Hutt of course. And man, pretty good detail I have to say.

Now, all we need is a bikini Slave Leia laying down in front of him, though with the current temperature, that’s probably a hard bargain. Parka Leia? Can we at least arranged that?

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Paul

I think I’m a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I’ve learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.