Danny Myers refers to himself as one of "this era's strongest writers"

He did an article for battlerap.com listing his top 10 pens in battle rap. which is hilarious considering that he's known here as one of the worst writers of the bigger names in battle rap.
Anyway, he lists Cortez at #10 and in his reasoning he states "Tez doesn't get the credit I feel he deserves but he has gone to war with everyone from legends, (Dizaster, Rex, Verb), to this era's strongest writers (Chilla Jones, myself), bullies (Hollohan) and performers, (Hitman Holla) and even some of the best up and comers."
I know there have been plenty of threads dedicated to making fun of Myers lately, but this is too funny to me.

i have buddies who told me about a guy falling while snowboarding and injuring his ribs to the point that it messed up his breath control, so he had to sit out of his hobby for a few months. something tells me they were talking about psycoses.

yea this is a very ~obvi~ thread. i probably should have went with a different title as i was more interested in sharing this because Danny making a 'top pens' list amused me. how funny would it be if Myers had himself as #1 on the list though?
i'll be happy if this completely derails into a thread about ekelon being a kid rock fan

@pityposter what are your top 10 Kid Rock songs? i thought "Fuck Off" feat. Eminem was fire when i was in 7th grade. not many years ago, i used to passionately sing "American Badass" for my co-workers. they liked that. fire lyrics lol

u know when u'd be freestyling with the homies at a lunch table back in the 70s when half you cocksuckers were in high school, and one of u would just be going the fuck in bar after bar but then u remember the bars later and u realize shit was rly not that hot

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"Fuck the fame! I agree, fuck the fame/ But I got 4 words for you, "Don't FUCK wit Fame!"
"The wackness is spreading like the plague/ MC's, they wanna get paid, but they can't make the fucking grade!"
"Nigga, I'll untwist your corn rows with a crossbow and toss your lost soul to the crossroads." - Pumpkinhead (RIP)

@pityposter what are your top 10 Kid Rock songs? i thought "Fuck Off" feat. Eminem was fire when i was in 7th grade. not many years ago, i used to passionately sing "American Badass" for my co-workers. they liked that. fire lyrics lol

I recently found a new favorite, maybe its just because I've heard all his shit so many tines but

Yeah, and Nickleback are one of the most successful bands in the world and are garbage. Also, amongst people who are worth anything, Kid Rock hasn't sold a single album.

Lol so he's not worth anything just because you don't like him?

Haha what a mindset to live with, smh

His concerts get lit as fuck and have been the center point for some of the greatest experiences in my life

But im sure you have a killer time at your Iron and Wine concerts head bobbing and wiping off tears on your flannel shirt while sipping tea through a straw surrounded by the smell of vinegar mixed with chicken

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"What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate." - Donald Trump

His concerts get lit as fuck and have been the center point for some of the greatest experiences in my life

But im sure you have a killer time at your Iron and Wine concerts head bobbing and wiping off tears on your flannel shirt while sipping tea through a straw surrounded by the smell of vinegar mixed with chicken

This post gets better and better from start to finish. The fact that it builds up to the chicken/vinegar smell is just as awesome as it is confusing

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One time in 7th grade I was asked what song I would listen to over and over again if I was on a desert island. My response was this:

now danny is talking about getting a passport to go battle soul,i hope to fuck that doesn't happen!

He'd probably have an easier time being let into the U.K. to battle Soul, than battling him in Canada (IIRC, he was supposed to battle Dialect at FL3, but was denied entry into the country due to an open child support case).

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"Fuck the fame! I agree, fuck the fame/ But I got 4 words for you, "Don't FUCK wit Fame!"
"The wackness is spreading like the plague/ MC's, they wanna get paid, but they can't make the fucking grade!"
"Nigga, I'll untwist your corn rows with a crossbow and toss your lost soul to the crossroads." - Pumpkinhead (RIP)

His concerts get lit as fuck and have been the center point for some of the greatest experiences in my life

But im sure you have a killer time at your Iron and Wine concerts head bobbing and wiping off tears on your flannel shirt while sipping tea through a straw surrounded by the smell of vinegar mixed with chicken

you can't even get your stereotypes right. Like, you actually like Kid Rock; I don't actually like Iron & Wine. I'd definitely rather listen to them than Kid Rock, though. Mopey ass music is so much better than white trash rap rock.

Yeah, Kid Rock fans are exclusively trash and if those are the greatest experiences of your life, man, you've lived a sad life. That's like someone listing their circumcision as an all time high point in their life.

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Its called battle rap, not battle skin.

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Hell yeah, about to smoke some weed from my special gandalf replica pipe and watch this

Yeah, Kid Rock fans are exclusively trash and if those are the greatest experiences of your life, man, you've lived a sad life. That's like someone listing their circumcision as an all time high point in their life.

I've seen you in interviews and things and judging based off your character (you may be different off cam than on), I don't think you're eligible to judge on what great experiences are, especially not mine anyway

I'm certain we live 2 complete different lifestyles, but I think I enjoy and experience more on my end than you do yours.

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"What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate." - Donald Trump

I'm not insulting you in the least bit, but I believe if there were a group of people at a bonfire and me and you were walking up to it, I'd party with the people while you stood back and "admired" the art of the bonfire.

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"What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate." - Donald Trump

I'm not insulting you in the least bit, but I believe if there were a group of people at a bonfire and me and you were walking up to it, I'd party with the people while you stood back and "admired" the art of the bonfire.

Damn @Seanzo, go back to your Sufjan Stevens collection you ol' aesthete you

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I said let's keep it one hundred, cuz this pansy's threatenedThis is war and peace, laurel wreaths to a panzer engine

Iron & Wine puts on a phenomenal show. I saw Sam Beam solo and he did a Flightless Bird, American Mouth rendition all acapella. SWOON

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i have buddies who told me about a guy falling while snowboarding and injuring his ribs to the point that it messed up his breath control, so he had to sit out of his hobby for a few months. something tells me they were talking about psycoses.