I want to eat tacos and burritos and quesadillas (and I might actually be drooling) while lying on top of it until I become so full and fat and happy that you have to roll me up in it and then feed me to a giant who likes burritos. It will have been worth it.

Tortilla Towel

Unfortunately for all of humanity, it is currently sold out. I am just going to lie here on my dumb, regular towel and hate it so, so much until I can buy a tortilla towel and finally feel happiness again.