Thank you, Obama. If ever I falter, if ever I waiver, if ever I wonder what I’m doing down here in the ass-end of the internet drawing stuff on people’s faces and cracking dick jokes, I will remember this. I do it because you don’t like it. Because you can’t control it and it isn’t kind to you. Mine is a small, silly, anonymous ‘fuck you’ to you and the whole the ruling class, but it’s mine and it’s persistent and it’s right out in public.

On March 1, the day after I hit 4 million views, and two days before Soylent Green’s 4th anniversary, the WordPress code monkeys suspended the blog–for pr@n, I found out an hour ago. In light of that, I present the following, which I just pulled from my dashboard: