Seems like a man can’t make up his mind about whose million-dollar checks he wants to cash anymore without 45 would-be experts getting their two-cents worth in.

Donovan McNabb has said it would “mean a lot” to him if the Cleveland Cavaliers superstar and expected free agent signed with McNabb’s favorite team, the Chicago Bulls. All of which must have gone over well with fans in the city where McNabb will earn a paycheck this year, Washington.

President Obama also weighed in, letting it be known that he thinks James would look great in a Bulls uniform. It may be the first time a president has insinuated himself in a blockbuster sports deal since George W. Bush traded Sammy Sosa to the White Sox.

James has no doubt got his friend, Jay-Z, whispering good things in his ear about the New Jersey (soon-to-be Brooklyn) Nets, of which the hip-hop mogul is a part owner. And never mind the 12-70 record.

Buzz Bissinger, who co-authored James’ autobiography, wrote in a New York Times column last week that James should leave Cleveland and go to New York “for his own emotional and professional growth.” Or he could go there for the lap dances, which one Big Apple strip club has reportedly offered him, free of charge, for life if he signs with the Knicks.

Cleveland made its case this week, firing coach Mike Brown — who has led the Cavs to 60 wins in each of the last two seasons — in an apparent show of deference to its franchise player. It is now assumed that James would have a say in who his next coach will be should he stay in Cleveland, although the Bulls could also offer him that pleasure after firing Vinny Del Negro.

The Cavaliers are James’ hometown team — he grew up in nearby Akron — which would seem to make it the ideal place for him to one day win a title, particularly since the Cavs have never won one. They’ve gotten close with James, making the NBA Finals in 2007 and the Eastern Conference finals in 2009. And under NBA rules designed to entice superstars to stay put, Cleveland can offer James more money and a longer deal than any other franchise.

What to do? Who to listen to? It’s all enough to make a multi-millionaire superstar’s head spin. If LeBron can stand one more bit of advice, I offer this:

Go sit in a quiet room. Unplug the TV and the computer and turn off the cell phone. Think about which city you want to live in, which team and coaching staff are the best fit, and which organization gives you the best chance to win a championship. Sign with that team and forget what anybody else says.

We’ll find out more on July 1, the date James can officially become a free agent. For Cleveland and the rest of the NBA it can’t get here soon enough.