Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 27

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1313 - The Pope and King Charlemagne lead the first celebration of this holiday.

1776 - Thomas Jefferson, suffering from writers' block, brings his pet negro Toby to work. Jeffy wakes up later in the day from a nap to discover that Toby had finished writing the remaining 96% of the Declaration of Independence. Jeffy promptly whipped Toby and submitted the Declaration to the Continental Congress the next day.