Tiger Woods has a session with the People’s Therapist

So let’s go there. What if Tiger showed up in my office? What could the People’s Therapist do to help?

Patients often show up at my door when they’re in crisis. Many people feel – wrongly – that they have to hit bottom before they call a therapist. I’m guessing Tiger is feeling pretty shattered at the moment. It would have been better if he’d shown up a few months or years ago, when he was in better shape, before all this bad publicity came down on his head. But you take ’em how you get ’em, and right now Tiger needs help.

My goal would be to create a safe space, and employ specific techniques designed to get Tiger talking, honestly and openly, as much to himself as to me. We’re there to explain, not to blame. He’s had enough of that to last a lifetime.

What I notice first about Tiger is that so many people hate him. Mud is being slung from all sides, including the front covers of the supermarket tabloids, and even stuffy, anonymous Accenture, the management consulting firm, has dropped him as their representative. He can’t seem to do anything right lately. It all blows up in his face.

This situation seems especially odd since Tiger is someone who’s spent his entire life trying to please.

That’s the root of the problem.

Tiger Woods grew up learning that good things would come to him if he pleased everyone. As the greatest golfer in history, he had that lesson amplified by an apparently endless positive feedback loop. He was able to consistently wow us, and we, in return, showered good things on him – money, celebrity, houses, boats, cars.

The problem was that Tiger never made the separation into adulthood. That’s when you stop functioning as a child and start functioning like an adult.

If we’re operating unconsciously, we will all relate to the world around us as a child does: the way we operated within our families – mostly the way we related to our parents. For Tiger, that meant seeking to please, at all costs.

When you function as a child, you function as a parent-pleasing machine. A child has to please the parent. Like a baby bird in a nest, a child must scrupulously attend to pleasing its parents because it depends upon their care for survival.

An adult is different because he is self-sufficient. He can feed and clothe himself. He can decide for himself who his best self will be. He can, like Nietzsche’s uber-mensch, decide on his own morality and ethics.

Let’s get back to Tiger.

Following the standard, societally-acceptable pattern, he married a beautiful woman and stayed faithful and utterly content in that relationship. To all outside appearances, he was a paragon of virtue, a model citizen – exactly what we like to see.

Behind the scenes (at least, according to widespread allegations) we now know that wasn’t the case. In reality, Tiger was cheating on his wife and acting out sexually – with multiple other women, including prostitutes.

Why would he do such a thing?

Because he wanted to.

The real problem is that Tiger was ignoring his own needs in order to please symbolic parents who had blown up into the entire world.

It is perfectly legal and acceptable for a man to sleep with just about any willing partner he chooses. It’s called being single. The only problem, for Tiger, was that he was doing all that and pretending to be happily married at the same time. That meant he was lying to people, living inauthentically and damaging his relationship. That was cruel and inconsiderate to all concerned and that’s why everyone seems to hate Tiger right now.

All Tiger needed to do was stop pleasing everyone else – acting like a child – and ask himself what he really wanted.

If he wanted to be married, which means being faithful to his wife, he could choose that.

If he wanted to be single, which means free to experiment sexually to his heart’s content, he could choose that.

But he had to make up his mind.

Monogamy is always a trade-off, but it’s not something that should be imposed on anyone. Successful monogamy is really a form of mutual fascination. Two people grow so fascinated with one another that they lose interest in sex with other people. They come to see that an investment in one another will pay a richer dividend.

Tiger, on the other hand, created a seemingly “perfect” marriage to please the outside world. Inside, he wasn’t ready. I’m guessing he was angry, at some level, that he had to be what everyone else wanted him to be, all the while forced to sneak around behind everyone’s backs to get what he felt he truly needed and desired. In the end, that situation ended up hurting everyone and making no one happy.

My work with Tiger would concentrate on making him conscious of his right to be an adult, and take care of his own needs first. If he wants to be single and date many women and experiment with freedom, that’s okay. The key is that he live openly as his authentic, best self.

My guess is that Tiger will take some time to explore his sexuality with a number of women, but that it will be open and honest this time round. Eventually, he’s likely to find someone special, and monogamy will be a natural expression of that fascination with a special partner.

Tiger doesn’t have to change who he is. He has to be more who he is – to trust his best, most authentic self, and simply be, as an adult, with no more pleasing others, and no more lies.

Thanks for visiting The People’s Therapist! The fact is, I’ve written the book you’re asking for me to recommend. The manuscript is sitting with my agents now, and will be going out to editors at publishing houses during the next month. Most of the professional stuff I read is rather heavy going – books by psychotherapists like Theodor Reik, Fritz Perls, Louis Ormont, Hyman Spotnitz and others. There’s great stuff in there, but it can be hard to extract the gold. That’s why I wrote my book, and started this website – to create a place where a smart, but approachable discussion of psychotherapy can happen.

Please keep visiting, keep leaving comments, and spread the word to your friends. The more that people come to the site and express interest in what I’m doing – the more pressure there will be on the publishing houses to get this book out to you ASAP! Ideally, I’ll be able to send you a signed copy sometime early next year!

In the meanwhile, I’ll be doing a lot of writing here on the blog about living more as an adult, and less as a child. That’s the key – understanding that a child lives to please, and places the fault within when he fails at that task. If you are living to please others, you are living unconsciously, as the child. Making the break into adulthood – starting to care for yourself – effectively, to parent yourself – is the subject of my book, and is absolutely central to more joyous living. You’ll be seeing plenty of new articles on this subject coming soon.

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Will Meyerhofer, JD LCSW-R is a psychotherapist in private practice in TriBeCa, in New York City.
You can visit his private practice website at: www.aquietroom.com.
Will holds degrees from Harvard, NYU School of Law and The Hunter College School of Social Work, and used to be an associate at Sullivan & Cromwell before things changed...
Now, in addition to his work as a psychotherapy, he writes books and blog entries and a column for AboveTheLaw.com.