"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

Granted... Hypnotherapy worked... you have no desire to eat cinnamon buns, but.....As with all hypnotherapy, the behaviour is Displaced..... When ever you see a Cinnamon bun you have the uncontrollable urge to insert it elsewhere.

Granted - files start coming around in Summer. Big ones! They hurt when they hit you in the head!

I wish my new job were 100% certain, instead of 90% probable.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

Granted. However, the darn thing has got 2 flat tires, an empty tank and an engine that sounds like there's a chicken lost in it somewhere. Therefor, you'd still be better off relying on others for transport.

I'd wish I could find the courage to face the horror and open my Introductory Quantum Mechanics book.

You have arrived at the end of yet another one of my pearls of wisdom. If you still have any questions regarding the subject, please don't hesitate to ask your friendly neighbour or relative. Not me. Chances of me actually having an answer for you are very low indeed.

Granted, Nef Yoo got to it first. You have to explain what happened to Auntie Blackbeard.

I wish the Redskins didn't suck.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

I wish I hadn't run out of solder before I finished the phase inverter.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)