Mickey Rourke was drunk this week, and not 55-year-old sleepy-drunk, straight up college kid drunk. After stealing a statue from a bar, he then proceeded to get in a fight with a traffic barrier. Later that night he puked in his roommate's laundry hamper and fell asleep face-down in the girl's hallway. College! (Celebslam)

You know that picture where when you look at it one way its a gross old lady and you look at it another way its a hot chick? That's how I feel about Lisa Rinna in a bikini. Can someone be both HotANDNot? (WWTDD)

Whitney Port, of The City fame, also hit the beach this week, wearing what can only be described as the worst bikini ever. She looks like a Playboy Playmate from 1975. shudder (Egotastic)

So you know how Katherine Heigl is a notorious bitch? Well this week she went on Letterman and set the record straight  by immediately complaining about her long hours. Excuse me if I don't feel bad for you, you famous working actress you. Your dress costs more than my apartment. (IDLYITW)