If Tumblr Could Speak: An Honest Letter To One Direction On Their 2nd Birthday

Your psychotic, but loyal One Direction stalker. No not Pinterset, not Twitter. Tumblr.

Don’t look at me like that. You know you love me!

And now that you’re older, wiser and more mature, I’m more into turning you into GIFs than ever. Oh, I could GIF you all day long. All night long too, if my parents are out and I don’t have to go to bed on time.

Oh Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan. How I long for you. How I long to take the lyrics from your music and splash them across a photo of your face. What makes you beautiful? The answer is color correction. And sepia tone. Oh and italicized fonts!

What I would give to spend all day just reblogging you and reblogging you and reblogging you. Occasionally stopping just to like you. To give myself a moment to catch my breath. Before I reblog you again.

Oh boys. I could live on your stories about each other forever. They’re food for the soul.

Your anecdotes are nourishment for my heart.

Your faces are vitamins for my brain.

So marry me. Stay with me forever. Never grow old and be the one thing that keeps me going. Now close your eyes and make a wish for your birthday. And don’t tell me what it is. I already know. You want one more GIF.