Franzipants, the oddball substitute teacher, has no idea that she's stepping into a world of chaos and crime when she goes to work at Pocahontas Primary School of Pickering. This hilarious tale of accidents, punch-ups, snotty kids, and dastardly thieves, will have you cheering for our heroine as she unleashes her secret weapon and saves the day.

Intrigue . . . hijinks . . . laughter . . . they're all immersed in the story of Mullumbimby Madness. This inventive narrative invites students into the world of Neil Dobbs, adolescent school student, who has the knack of being on the spot to witness the oddest events.

Dillon Carmichael was a popular guy in school. He was an
awesome skateboard maniac and he could go steady with any girl
he wanted. No one knew he was tired of dating the popular girls
and wanted to go out with Megan Cartwright, who happened to be a nerd.
Dillon was afraid that if word got out about his secret crush, he
could lose his popularity. Will he choose the nerd or his popularity.

Zell Dincht's proposal was the culmination of what seemed a lifetime of dreams. But when they begin planning the wedding of their dreams, how hard will they work to have their 'Happily Ever After'?
*(this is a work of fan-fiction; events take place after those of Final Fantasy VIII)

Andy Clarke is a kid from the wrong side of town. Except this town is where they used to make folktales. After years of decline they're finally making a new one and Andy gets his big break. Then an actor is murdered. Unwittingly Andy and his friend Beau are drawn into the corrupt underbelly of the folktale world. Everybody has something to hide and it leads all the way to the top.

A Long Winter’s Fright contains thirteen of my most popular, most FREE poems and stories about zombies, vampires and, now, with a little extra werewolf thrown in for good measure. (Okay, a LOT of extra werewolf thrown in for good measure!)

Underground is a book about a creature/monster that lives in the London Underground.The book was a big hit, a massive best seller and inevitably Hollywood wants to turn it into a film. So Big Bill, a studio executive under pressure goes to London. With the pressure to get the film done in record time and under the lowest budget, chaos erupts and the real adventure begins...

Who says life after confessing an attraction gets easy? So when shy librarian Sally Regal finally confesses her crush to Instructor Zell Dincht, how exactly will that affect her life? And who will change more?
*(this is a work of fan-fiction, events take place after those of Final Fantasy 8)

Boundaries in relationship were made to be pushed, but broken? When Sally Regal gives up her life as a librarian to become the newest member of the Network Security group, will those boundaries be too much?
*(this is a work of fan-fiction; events take place after those of Final Fantasy VIII)

When Sydney decides that a mental hospital sounds better than jail for a minor crime she expects it to be easy. She manages to get the plea through insane luck, but she soon wishes she hadn't. Her rash decisions soon change her life forever.

Warning: Adult Humor.
In Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle, the boy fruitheads elicit the help of a internet obsessed talking ferret to get revenge for a humiliating stunt orchestrated by the girl fruitheads. The dreaded Michael Jackson device is enabled.

Once long ago, or short ago if you haven't got much time, somewhere on the African savannah, a group of trees decided to form a wood. The wood became a forest and then a Lost Forest...
Within and around the forest lived many animals. Some had quite unusual adventures.This is the tale of one, Reginald, Prince of Baboons...

In this sordid tale, Moehring takes readers on a wild ride: from staring down the barrel of a Mexican soldier's machine gun to witnessing multinationals defacing archeological treasures--all the while learning about friendship, culture, and religious superstition. Does the Devil really know best, as the Mexican proverb suggests? The answer might surprise you.

This is a humorous book about a dramatic week in the lives of Brie Gable and her spirited new friend Naomi Minami. They are intelligent, opinionated high school juniors trying to chill out within a divergent timeline of present day America, where public education has been eliminated, there's civil war in Nevada, peculiar brands of moralism are taking hold, and things are getting crazy all around.

City are playing in the FA Cup Final for the first time. Matthew wants to be there at Wembley Stadium with his team - but he doesn't have a ticket. And there's his aunt's silly wedding.
The Big Match was singled out for its ‘particular excellence’ in Bamford & Day’s Extensive Reading in the English Language Classroom (Cambridge, 1998). An accompanying low-cost audiobook is also available

When the headstrong eleven year old Tania gets an idea, NOTHING can divert her from her goal. And nothing gets her going more than the discovery of some injustice in the world. Nor does the 'help' she gets from her somewhat cynical English tutor serve to temper the mayhem. Righting wrongs with Tania comes with considerable collateral damage.