BETH COOPER 1:14:30 – Does it count as a downer if the kid finds out *again* that Beth Cooper is a stuck up snot?

BETH COOPER 1:15:50 – Tampons up the nose. Not funny in movies any more. Never thought I’d ever have to say that.

BETH COOPER 1:17:50 – If I had to choose among the cheerleaders, it’d be the black chick. She’s cute… and over 25 years old.

BETH COOPER 1:18:35 – “It was the way other girls looked at me when I was with him.” Yeah, that’s depth of character for you.

BETH COOPER 1:20:00 – How do you grow up in a crappy town in the midwest and not know that raccoons aren’t to be trifled with?

BETH COOPER 1:22:15 – Poop. Here we go with a tender moment. Bleh.

BETH COOPER 1:23:10 – I just punched the TV. He gave the info again for a full movie. I was contractually obligated to do it.

BETH COOPER 1:23:50 – Booze, guns, teenagers and peeing of the pants. I wish this movie went more for *this* kind of ending.
BETH COOPER 1:26:00 – Hmmm… If I told two hot ladies that I was gay, would they have a three-way with me to prove me wrong? Love to try it