I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass…

And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics…

You’re a miserable fuck! One day someone’s going to put a .380 into the back of your skull and the world would be a much better place.

What a piece of shit you are!

NAME.

…that’s a seam, skullfuck.

s

christ, you’re so boring.

kityglitr

Childish much? A tight bodied 18 year old can have cellulite too, moron. The only women who DON’T have cellulite have been PHOTOSHOPPED to appear so. As if you even care…

MM

Lotta tranny fuckers in here. Gaga is a talentless New Jersey bred hag. And you can tell who’s never seen a pussy before, ’cause that ain’t no seam!

Palmer Eldritch

Hey y’all whining poptwats, why don’t you shut the fuck up? If you ever make it out of high school and into a world that exhibits even a basic variety in the types of person you’ll encounter, you will soon find out that a significant number of us out here do, in fact, hate you and your shitty music. This is the new 80s; being mainstream and fashionable guarantees you a miserable future, just like it did in the old 80s. Have you checked out a group of Michael Jackson fans lately?

EatADik

Somebody who has to talk about how much pussy they have gotten has certainly never gotten any. Overcompensation – look it up you douche.

And judging by how you were ridiculed in the chinese restaurant, you’re a nasty fat wanker whose only experience with an “external” pussy is through his massive collection of porn.

Fucking idiot. Apparently this never-been-in-a-pussy thinks the clit and labia are inside.

OMG!!!!!!!!

this is so funny!! im so serious

Drunken Pig

I don’t care what kind of genitals this thing has…I just wan’t it DEAD!!

redonk

to the left of this screen is an adult friend finder ad featuring a woman with wall-eyed fake tits. literally, the nipples on her fake tits look like marty feldman eyes. so, each to his own, i say. what the fuck is external pussy?

Drunken Pig

^^A clit that is so big it looks like a dick…your welcome!!

nunya

Gaga looks like a fucking tampon, would you stop posting that nasty talentless whore on here?

Looks like jesus has a fucking fixation.

xm03

lol 8 posts all from Samefags, what a generation of twats who think ‘this’ thing has talent and shouldnt die in a fire for being the mediocre pop slag that she is…you ever watched an interview with this bint? Shes a stuck up brain dead toss pot…

Bob Smith

Thanks a lot. I just lost all desire for sex after looking at this thing.

Cellulite ass and tired looking pussy would look right at home in a 50 year old woman. On this 38 year old woman, its a little premature.

To all you gay guys out there, this isn’t a good representative pussy, so don’t get all grossed out. Most pussies look way nicer than this. Really.

Jordan

So she has a cellulite ass no matter how hard you work out that is hard to get rid of and well you can barely see anything but some pink so how you gonna talk about her pussy?

I think YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS! If these people think you are mean they are totally inexperienced in life…you are incredibly truthful and shockingly funny. What about the nasty pic with her bloody period panties when shes chilling on her penthouse rooftop on her cell phone? LIke she didnt know that was there. FOUL BITCH! You know it smells. How the fuck she TOOK OVER…sad indication of how stooopid people are. Pussy doesnt look that fat to me. Seen better. If I hated someones site I wouldnt waste my time reading it or write a post. Who the fuck are these people? FUCK YOU JACKBUTTS>

JayCarty18

Fuck you and your Site! Lady Gaga has no Dick! and she’s not hiding it because she doesn’t have one. she is real, like her Vagina. She’s not pretending to be a singer that has no dick! because she doesn’t! YOU IDIOTS. GO FUCK A DUCK! 😛

Joe

No dick. just a girl from the Bronx.
I hung with her trust me..she all woman
Her reps are doing a great job marketing this crap and fooling all these morons !

HornyLohanWanker

I gag at the thought of gaga, it looks like a pot-op tanny, which must be why the rest of the trannies here are defending it so much.

Get over it, it is a chick with a dick and a thanksgiving turkey worth of waddle in it’s thighs.

Yuck, someone pass the rough grit sandpaper as I have to masturbate this out of my head.

Wow all u haters are pathetic. For someone who doesn’t have talent she sure lots of awards to show for her talentless ass…. oh btw for the Worthless guy who wrote this blog have u ever seen a pussy……?

Amanda

You’re an idiot, and I’m absolutely certain you are also a virgin. “External vagina” really? That’s what you decide to call labia? She has her legs in an odd position, this causes skin to spread out which caused her LABIA (L-A-B-I-A) to show. All vaginas have labia. ALL OF THEM.

“Tried many on” my ass I bet your ugly, shriveled, teensy dick couldn’t get so much as a hand-job from a street walker.

You and your fat ass and tiny penis can exit stage left, over there, in the shadows, so that no one can hear your hater trash.

s.o. meone

this is a really disgusting jewish whore…i would throw up on her instead of fucking..

Okay so if you guys were smart enough to finally realize that Lady GaGa does not have a dick. You should really try getting a life and stop hating on wonderful celebrities such as GaGa. Dont you think if she had a dick she would have came out about it by now. I mean she does walk around in crazy outfits with no shame at all! So she would have came out and said she has a dick by now. But she hasnt. Which means she doesnt have a dick. You guys really need to stop hating on such good talent.

YO MAMA

GAGA’S face is busted…that beak she has in the midle of the face makes her more tranny looking..
Her teeth are nasty
The only good think about Gaga is that he is learning to work that tuck-in game!

cellulite isnt just for fat people

First of all you dont have to be fat to have cellulite look at mischa barton or lindsay lohan they definatley arent fat and they have cellulite it happens to everyone and she definatley is not fat i cant believe you would say that have you seen her waist she just has nice curves so stop being an asshole and open your eyes. im not defending her because yeah she is a little nasty and so if that nasty pussy but im just saying that she is not fat

Matt

1. Lady GaGa is damn talented. She’s an amazing singer and performer. Don’t blame her for actually doing something interesting and not just the general bubble gum pop and lame ass shows. She’s a great performer and everyone is always talking about her performances

2. She is NOT ugly. Is the the best looking girl? No, but she isn’t the worst. Take away the blond hair and she looks very much like an italian girl. And her nose isn’t THAT big. Let’s get serious. Yeah, it’s big, but it isn’t Barbra Steisand big.( I totally misspelt her name.) Honestly, Britney Spears is no better looking. Actually, I think Gaga is better looking.

3.Can we FINALLY put those stupid man rumours to rest now? She doesn’t even remotely look like a man. Hell, half the people that are considered hot in Hollywood can look more manly than her.(No, they aren’t men and alot of them are hot as well, but they can look more masculine that Gaga). She doesn’t have some strong jaw line or anything.

One easy way to tell if lady gaga is a chick or a dude is by her hand. For men it begins with the index finger being smaller than the midl finger then the ring finger larger than the index finger. The pinky doesn’t count.

Oh and even if it so hapenz to be that SHE had a dick that doesn’t meen u gota get ur fist all twisted in ur ass! I can’t beleive that this is what u do on your minute of relaxation from all the other dumb shit u do while u wast your life away on subjects that only get bad replys. DUMBSHIT!

Lady Gaga has a sweet pussy, I know coz I played with it last night mmmmmm what a night, Thank you Lady Gaga

MIke

She’s hot…..i mean. She’s hot, all other things can be handle when u get in the bed room, thats the only way you will truly know anyway. Ur wife could be a lezbo, you wont know untill she tells you.

If no one had started the hermaphrodite rumor, then there wouldnt be any controversy, i mean what proof do we have that beyonce isnt a hermaphrodite, or that kelly clarkson isnt….

who watched a disney movie, and said “oh yea that chick lindsay lohan is definetely a lezbo…..

come on guys.

ryan

you are a serious piece of work, you douche bag.
you clearly have problems with your own life, so you go online and bash other that are in the spotlight just becuase you are not.
it’s not only rude and wrong, it’s very pathetic!!!

nathan:]

she’s obv not a man… seen the outfits she wears they’d crush the dick
by now? Anyway she’s got a nice ass! & I’d lick her out ;D

lydia

wow i mean realy wow well if she was born man woman dog who realy gives a shit i mean realy come on thats her privet life are u realy that bored i have some yard work u could do?realy it dosent matter ppl hear her music shes made insane amounts of money beacuse of ppl like us who take a few min to talk bout her or hear her music.forget her gender can u fathem the dollers shes prolly sitin back laughin at us talkin bout her so called dick rollin in dough

I laughed because everyone is freaking out about this when honestly, do you even know gaga? she seems like a huge bitch

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wow, I’m gonna go both ways on this one. Your calling yourself fat so that probably means that the only ass you’ve ever gotten is when your finger ripped through the toilet paper, but I do agree with what you say about lady gay-guy (gaga) and for you people crying and bitching about the fact that lady gag has a dick, go piss on yourself and stop bieng anoying crybaby douchebags.( by the way, there is the ability to make things look real when there not , it’s not that hard)

dougster

Haters! She a talented successful beautiful woman, and you can tell she has talent cause she’s on the stage making millions instead of in her parents basement writing blogs cutting other people down to make you feel better that your fat ugly and lonely
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KaBoom

You have talent in your writing. The tone and comedy is expressed well. But right off, I got the sense that something is wrong with you on the inside. Let that go, and work on that talent. I can’t say my real name here as I am a published writer and don’t want a backlash for seeing talent in your ode to hate of GaGa. Work on the spelling issues too. No one takes you seriously with typos and spelling mistakes.

kell-o

im sure lady gaga could give less of a fuck about anyone on this site like get a life shes makng money not worried about the hater while your fat ugly disfigured lonley no life having ass decides to talk about someone you obviously envey rite? smh ppl like you make me wonder about all the creepersvand sick twisted people out in the worl hat judge people ugh i cant stan ignorant peple like you that dislike some they dont even know or will never meet

Imnotgaylol

I’d still fuck the shit out of it !!!! hell I’d suck her dick while I finger her!!! nah just joking!!! ROTFF 🙂 I really think she just has a small penis looking clitoris but who fuckin cares she really is an inspiration to those who are afraid to be themselves because of close-minded people like the haters that made the offensive comment! Like I said I really could careless what she is cause I don’t know her.

Stephanie

fuck u and ur assholeness. Lady gaga is amzing and I hope u rot in your death,bed. Your jealous that shes so talented and you have nothing but your dumb blog bc you have no life. Go fuck your self and your tiny dick. Get a life and a real job and maybe those college kids wouldnt make fun of your fatass.

Nom

MMMMMM that’s one delicious looking beefy pussy.

BOB

That is a sloppy ass no doubt. As for the twat eh I’ve seen worse, just can’t remember when

chris

i fucked lady gaga when we were kids ,she ate my penis that was wander full.