Whether it’s sushi, chocolate or a piping-hot plate of “freedom fries,” as a lady, when you’ve got a craving, others would be wise to stay away. Equipped with a travel-size can of pepper spray, a colorful vocabulary and the ability to cry on cue, you’re armed and dangerous—just the way things should be in the greatest country on earth. Wear this shirt. Warn others. Eat like a queen.

Whether it’s sushi, chocolate or a piping-hot plate of “freedom fries,” as a lady, when you’ve got a craving, others would be wise to stay away. Equipped with a travel-size can of pepper spray, a colorful vocabulary and the ability to cry on cue, you’re armed and dangerous—just the way things should be in the greatest country on earth. Wear this shirt. Warn others. Eat like a queen.

Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you. Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince. Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...

Make certain nobody ever forgets the sweet face of Harambe, one of America's true heroes. Serve up guilt -- just like mom used to make -- to that the person staring at your chest that they ever spend a moment thinking about anything other than this true patriot of an...

Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...

Have you lost it? That loving feeling? Bring it back by conjuring the Top Gun gods with the only ticket we fully support for the 2016 US Presidential election. Fulfill your need, need for speed and buy one for both you and your wingman. A vote for Maverick/Goose is a...

Do you think America’s Founding Fathers were worried about people’s feelings when they wrote the Constitution? No, they were too busy polishing their muskets and fine-tuning the 2nd Amendment. Be like the Founding Fathers. Assert your Freedom with your tshirt.

You know what you are. You have a few choice words for those loonies too. Let them call you what they want. You're pride for the greatest country in the world isn't something you take lightly. Proudly scream with your shirt choice: I AM AMERICAN!!

There's a lot of names out there, but you don't need to worry about it. You've got the pride of the greatest country in the world to keep you going. You're full of red, white, and blue American pride. Roar from the top of the Rockies: I AM AN AMERICAN!!...

Don't stress yourself out about finding the perfect gift for the patriot in your life. Give them what every blue-blooded American really wants -- FREEDOM. Freedom to choose the tank top or tshirt that depicts their American pride in the most perfect way. Freedom to decide whether they want the...

If the jolly roger and the American flag had a baby, it would be this darkly patriotic shirt. If you are an American, and you will salute the flag until the day you die, and you represent all that is American-as-f***, then this is your shirt.

"When I opened the package, I was literally in tears. This great country of ours is represented perfectly in this Tank Top. My love for American and now this Tank Top is strong as the Mississippi current. Abraham Lincoln, the most beautiful man to have lived, sportin' Sun Glasses because...

What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from...

In America, anything is possible. Think about it—here in The Land of Opportunity, we built the Panama Canal, developed the Model-T Ford and put a freaking man on the moon. As far as AAF Nation is concerned, there’s but one heroic act left to be accomplished—bringing Harambe back to life....

Let’s run through a few questions, here. First, are you a godless human set on socializing the American state? Next, do you invent issues involving racism, feminism and equality to make yourself feel high and mighty? And lastly, did you lose sleep over the death of Harambe? If you answered...

Whether it’s sushi, chocolate or a piping-hot plate of “freedom fries,” as a lady, when you’ve got a craving, others would be wise to stay away. Equipped with a travel-size can of pepper spray, a colorful vocabulary and the ability to cry on cue, you’re armed and dangerous—just the way...

Wear the shirt that delivers a message... loud and clear. "If This Flag Offends You, Go F*** Yourself" draws a line in the sand, clearly stating which side you are on. Why not pick up two or three? They make great stocking stuffers.

Why commit wholeheartedly to the life of a fitness fanatic when you can hit the gym like a champ during the week, but also eat (and drink) like an overweight king on the weekends? If you’re a “best-of-both worlds” kind of person, odds are high that you’re not only a...

It’s no longer 1999 and S-Club 7 might be out of the pop culture picture, but that doesn’t mean old-school parties can’t kick it like they once did, right? As such, if you fought or would’ve fought for The Red, White and Blue as an Allied force in one of...

That’s right. I have the right to bare arms, the right to spit free speech like a beast, and the right stir up feelings like deer chili over hot coals. If this ‘merica shirt makes people uncomfortable, then their whiny little minds just don’t get it.

If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...

Be honest—have you ever considered the thoughts and feelings of your black shirts? While your privileged white hats, gloves and overcoats are out and about living the high life, they’re most often tucked snuggly away in your closet, only to be used on Halloween or for their slimming effects after...

Don't judge these shirts based solely on the color of their fabric. For it is the message on the shirt that speak to its true character. It's the image or phrase causing you to react. Some will make you think. Others will make you laugh. A few may leave you...

"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1...