Offering a vision of hope in a country already used to hopeless idiots

Author: Rob Jones

Rob Jones is one of the many who have two lives, one on the web, one in the real world. In the real world he's a Real Estate Broker in the Dallas Ft Worth Texas metro area. He works with the local courts as a Receiver, sells new and existing homes, and being a horseman, likes finding horse properties when asked.
In earlier days he served on city Planning and Zoning Commissions, once in Southlake, once in Keller. It was a learning experience, not unlike bootcamp or putting one's hand on a hot stove.
On the web he recently went from an 8 year stint as a volunteer editor for "a well known internet directory" into a paid role recruiting and working with editors for another "well known internet directory". Neither directory, of course, is willing to admit it... a sign of taste on their part.

B. Only COPS should have guns!
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A. Muslims have a RIGHT to enact Sharia law!
B. We must protect women and homosexuals from men!
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A. Second hand smoke kills! Outlaw smoking!
B. Legalize marijuana!
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A. My body… My choice.
B. What? Why should *I* pay for it?
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A. We DEMAND equality.
B. How dare you speak like that to a woman!
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A. Hey, Rowe v Wade is established law.
B. 2nd amendment? The Constitution is an old piece of paper.
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A. We suspect collusion with Russia!
B. Millions from Russians involved in uranium sales paid to their foundation? Are you implying that’s a problem?
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A. He said “p***** grabbing”!
B. Yeah… So she trashed the rep of Bill’s victims. That was years ago.
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A. Photo ID! UNCONSTITUTIONAL cause voting is a right!
B. FBI background checks aren’t ENOUGH to stop the wrong people from bearing arms!
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A. Why won’t Trump voluntarily show his taxes?
B. So she deleted 30 thousand emails, had phones crunched with a hammer and hit the server with bleach bit in response to a subpeona. At least she isn’t hiding her taxes.
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A. It’s a movie about a beautiful love between a man and a boy.
B. ME TOO!
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A. Does he think he’s a dictator?
B. How DARE he undo Obama’s executive order countermanding immigration law!
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A. We can’t have a TV star president!
B. Oprah 2020!
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Just in case you wonder why we don’t take these things seriously.

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Before everyone on the left spontaneously explodes into flames before a CNN camera… let’s discuss reality. A “TAX” takes money from the person who OWNS the money. So what these people are screaming about is that a law was passed saying the federal government will not TAKE AS MUCH AWAY from you when you make it.

Is that really GIVING you money?

HOW TAX CUTS WORK

To put it in real world terms… imagine, after a week of work you cashed a paycheck. You and your wife walk home via a dark alley lined with sleeping men with hands folded over paper bags covering bottles of Jack Daniels whiskey or Boone’s Farm wine.

From the shadows emerges a guy in a nice suit, who sticks a gun to your ribs and demands your money, your watch, and your wedding ring.

You comply, but as you hand him the wedding ring he relents, and in a moment of uncharacteristic largesse, allows you to keep it. You smile at his kindness. He begins handing your money to the guys sleeping in the alley.

How Taxes Really Work

THE AFTERMATH

Suddenly, from out of nowhere emerges Chuck Schumer… screaming to a camera that the guy in the suit didn’t “give” rings to anyone ELSE in the alley.

Joining him, Nancy Pelosi demands to know how the guy in the suit intends to pay for the LOSS of the wedding ring.

She points out that given their joint monthly expenditures on crack and prostitutes he can’t possibly afford such generous measures. “How in the hell will you pay for our crack if you run around giving away wedding rings!?”

Next, all the guys that’d been sleeping in the alley pull out the latest iPhone to share pictures of you on social media.

They complain that you were GIVEN a ring by the guy in the suit, but they were not. They discuss how unfair it is, wryly note that your paycheck just doesn’t seen to go as far these days, and gripe about the inadequate recognition of alley-sleepers in general.

They then make plans get together next week after the Superbowl party and protest.

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The illegal alien, 6 times deported / 7 time convicted felon who was illegally in the country when he used a gun stolen from a law enforcement vehicle to shoot and kill Kate Steinle, a 32 year old US citizen, as she walked along a San Francisco pier with her father… was found “not guilty” of murder by a California jury.

The man that did it stated he was in San Francisco specifically because it is a “sanctuary city”.

He admits firing the shot that killed her, but depending on which version of his story you use, he “found” the pistol… and either he was shooting at seals, or the firearm simply discharged 3 times all by itself. [That last explanation is of course perfectly plausible if you know less than nothing about firearms.]

Kate’s last words were “Help me Daddy.”

The case leaves me several things I’d really like to say about illegal aliens, sanctuary cities, California, Obama’s border enforcement, and bleeding heart liberals in general… but voicing these right now would definitely destroy the G-rating for my page. I leave it to your imagination. [Hint: It wouldn’t be highly complimentary.]

Suffice it to say you won’t find me banging the drum for a new “path to citizenship” for illegal aliens. We already have a path. It’s called “obey our immigration laws.”

Meanwhile… #BuildTheWall.

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HER: I want to lodge a harassment complaint.
HR REP: What is the nature of the offense?
HER: I caught Bob viewing a near nude picture of me online.
HR REP: Online? What site?
HER: Here it is.
HR REP: Ma’am, that’s Facebook.
HER: So? Does that make it OK to harass me?
HR REP: Not trying to belittle your problem… but have you considered NOT making it your profile picture?

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The RefuseFacism / ANTIFA twerps posted a FULL PAGE ad in the NY Times for their big protest. Turnout was about like an unadvertised open house. There were under 2 dozen in Austin, which is ground zero in Texas for their fans. Kind of underwhelming.

Nobody knows why turnout was dismal, but their groupies are reduced to going Twitter to claim it was all a prank. [Sounds legit. I blow money on full page ads in the NYT every April fool’s day myself.]

Theories abound as to why so few showed to depose the evil dictator:

Star Trek marathon conflict

Stayed up too late braiding each other’s hair

They TOLD Mom to wake ’em for it dammit!

Dad said they had to take out the trash or they couldn’t go

Whatever the cause, their big moment is as dead as the career of the chick whose former loyalists now admit she pretty much bought her party’s nomination. Guess we must live another day under the oppressive boot of people that want to lower our taxes and increase US jobs. The fiends.

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Bergdahl walks without a jail sentence. After 6 men gave their lives looking for the confessed deserter and others were injured or maimed in the effort.

The military judge stated in writing prior to sentencing that the harsh criticism Donald Trump made about Bergdahl would be his reason for a lighter sentence.

I notice he didn’t mention the prior president threw a Rose Garden party for little Bowes pro Taliban mommy and daddy, and trotted out Susan Rice to claim Bergdahl “served with honor and distinction”. At least Trump’s words actually matched the facts of the case.

The judge is an Army Colonel. Love to be on the review board that decides if he ever gets a star. He owes an apology to the families harmed by Bergdahl’s actions.

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If a memorial in a church to one of America’s most revered founders, dead for over 2 centuries, makes you feel “unsafe”… you’re absolutely right. You are NOT safe. You have the mental acuity of a toddler or less, and have no bloody business being out in the dangerous real world with adults. Hightail it back to your safe space. Pronto.

We knew when they started with Confederate flags, then CSA monuments, it was only a matter of time before they went after the founding fathers. They object to the US flag, the national anthem, the cross, Christmas, the pledge of allegiance, the constitution, and the guys that created the country.

If you haven’t caught on yet… what they vehemently hate is The United States of America.

From here forward, whatever they demand, the answer is NO. Or HELL no. Just in case they need a choice.