Here’s Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, aka the former Cheryl Tweedy and the future Cheryl Tuna (fingers crossed), out in London giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers, and no matter what you call her, there’s no denying this girl is an instant pants fire. Anyway, according to my sources, she was meeting up with her former Girls Aloud bandmates in these shots, but it was just for some lame bachelorette party and not to schedule a lingerie reunion tour or comeback album sex tape or anything fun like that. Oh well. Maybe next year.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen her, but here’s one of my first loves Cheryl Tweedy looking hot as ever at what I’m told is the launch of her new perfume. And if it smells anywhere near as good as she looks here, I should buy a whole case. Let’s just say my place could use an upgrade from it’s current scent: “Eau de week old pizza.” Anyway, during my “research” for this post, I found out that Cheryl just got married again to some French dude this month, which is pretty devastating considering she’s the original future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Oh well. I guess if I’ve already waited this long, what’s another few months, right?

As my original future ex-wife, Cheryl Tweedy will always hold a special place in my heart and my sweatpants, even though we never actually got to consummate our fake Internet relationship, and I always ended up having to do it by myself. Anyway, here’s Cheryl looking as good as ever attending the ICAP Charity Day in London. And if she’s still in a giving mood, I know a certain underprivileged blogger who could use some relief from her. As I mentioned earlier, it’s been building up for years.

I’m not sure if you guys remember, but Cheryl Tweedywas supposed to be my first Hollywood Tuna ex-wife. Unfortunately, we never hooked up. I suppose our schedules conflicted or that being named Hollywood Tuna’s Baby Of the Year went to her head. Who knows, but I do know that this 2014 Calendar is going to be damn hot, judging by the preview. Enjoy

So Girls Aloud is still doing their reunion tour these days, which means more awesome pictures of my original future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy. I was getting a little deja vu looking at these pictures though, and as far as I can tell, Cheryl and the rest of the girls have worn these outfits before in every other show. Normally I’d complain about the lack of originality, but hey, I get it, when you’ve got a good streak going, you never want to mess with a good thing. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants since 2010.

A few years back,Cheryl Tweedy was voted the hottest Tuna babe of the year and it looks like she may take the crown for 2014. Here are more photos from her Girls Aloud tour and all I can say is WOW! I know some of you are not into her tats, but I find them to be the sexiest thing ever. Anyway, I wonder where that lower back tattoo ends and if her booty smells like roses cause I wouldn’t mind taking a sniff.

So Girls Aloud are apparently on tour again, which is awesome, because it means more pictures of my first future ex-wife and all-time favorite British pop star Cheryl Tweedy. I just read that the tour is for the girl group’s 10th anniversary, which means it must be my 10th anniversary with Cheryl too, and I forgot all about it. What kind of present are you supposed to give each other for 10 years? That’s the nudie picture anniversary, right? Fingers crossed.

Here’s the love of my life and future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy at the Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball. It has been a while since I’ve done a post on Cheryl, so I’m glad to see her out looking like a million bucks. I’m loving the sideboob cleavage and especially the way that one-piece jumpsuit hugs that delicious body. Anyway, I know what I want for Christmas and after 7 years of sending Santa my wishlist, it’s about time that bastard gives me what I want!