Subramanian Swamy: he is going there to collect evidence of Sonia Gandhi’s involvement in Robert Vadra’s land purchases on Mars.

Justice Katju: he wants to take control and educate these 8000 people so that future generations don’t breed fools and idiots.

Arindam Chaudhuri: he wants to establish the first b-school on Mars because for long he has dared to think beyond the Earth.

Sheila Dixit: she has signed up on behalf of her daughter, because she feels her daughter does not feel safe in Delhi.

Sunny Deol: he’s going there to protect all the 8000 Indians if and when Pakistanis reach Mars.

Digvijay Singh: he’s the only one who has not signed up voluntarily. Some activists have put his name on his behalf to have a better and saner Earth. Digvijay Singh has blamed RSS for putting his name.