Japanese Weight Loss Service Gives You Virtual Nags From a Virtual Wife

LEAVE IT TO JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY TO BRING “VIRTUAL ORDER” TO THE “IDEAL WEIGHT” UNIVERSE…FOUR PACKS WILL “WEIGH IN” WITH “IF IT WORKS, GO WITH IT”….THIS TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT REPRESENT “CHOICES” BUT ANOTHER “SERIOUS REASON” TO GET INTO “IDEAL SHAPE”….HILARIOUS:

“Lonely Japanese fatties now have a new way to make themselves lose weight: a virtual nagging wife. Metaboinfo.com allows you to set up a weight loss plan, then assign one of four “wives” (aid, businesswoman, nurse or salon worker) to email you on a daily basis. Depending on whether you’re ahead or behind the curve, you’ll get nice or super annoying email customised for your current status. This reminds us a lot of the Japanese DVD that teaches you confidence by having women stare at you for an hour and a half. Oh, Japan! [Metaboinfo via The Raw Feed via Dvice]”