April 26, 2009

This is why I can't stand Apple

My best friend is a Mac guy. He has an iPhone, and it seems like a decent device, but the "apps" are getting ridiculous. The dumbass in the following video was on the local Fox news broadcast the other night, wearing his stupid white top hat:

It's become a toy for hipster doofuses now. I don't need that. I don't need any of the stupid shit that you can do with some trendy little trinket that you shelled out hundreds of dollars for just so you can look cool. And I'm certainly not gonna line up at the Apple Store every time they release some new product. Fuck that

I've mentioned this before, but do you know what my cell phone does? It allows me to make phone calls.