There's some steps to a porchBut she doesn't feel sureCause you know sometimes legs cease to functionIn a suit by her sideThere's a large man with drugsSometimes all of her thoughts need unfreezing

Oooh, it makes me wonderOooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look at the vidsAnd my logic is calling out bullshitIn my thoughts I have seenOld folks stepping with easeNot employing two men who must grab them

Oooh, it makes me wonderOooh, it doesn't makes me wonder

And it's whispered to allIf she keeps up these fallsThen the doctors will give us the reasonAnd the secret will out, as if there was doubtAnd the bloggers will erupt with laughter

If there's a muu muu in her wardrobeDont be alarmed nowIt's just a cover for the wrist breakYes, there are two stairs she can still tryBut in the long runThere's still time to up the meds she's on

Her legs are freezing cause her dop's lowIn case you dont knowThe doctor's calling you to get someDear Hillie, you can make your legs goAnd did you knowYour stairway slide's now an internet thing

And ev'ry RINO in DCThey tried to saddle us with -DabeastThere was a lady we all knowWho slides stair flights and thus she showsHow everything they said was bullAnd if you watch her pretty closeThe truth will come to you at lastWhen all we wanted was to knowCan she do a walk without a roll

It's been a short time since last fell and rolled,It's been a short time since last took a roll.Ooh ,Help me get up, Help me get up,Help me get up, maybe , I'll stand aloneIt's been a short time, been a short time,Been a slow rumble, tumble, rumble, Tumble, Tumbly time. Yes it has.

It's been a long time in the van with shove,I can't count the tears in my life, I'm not gov.Carry me back, carry me back,Carry me back, maybe to the van door.It's been a long time, been a long time,Been a long rumble, tumble, rumble, Tumble, Tumbly time. Yes it has.

Seems so long since I walked unassisted,Making steps that just don't work right.Open your arms, opens your arms,Open your arms, maybe catch my butt falling in.It's been a long time, been a long time,Been a long rumble, tumble, rumble, Tumble, Tumbly time. Yes it has.

While your sentiments about my enhanced equality are most gratefully appreciated in the exact same measure as any other sentiment ever expressed, Comrade, might I remind you that it is a blasphemy to bow down to another's equality. We may only bow to the great equal-arity that is the Cube itself.

With that in mind, here's another volley of Led to the head

Hey, hey Huma said the way she slipsGonna make us fret, better get a grip

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