11) playing with so many people that no one starts out with more than ten dollars

12) threatening to quit after claiming that Community Chest heavily favors white people

13) psyching yourself up by pretending that every time you're forced to pay rent, a baby duck dies somewhere

14) requiring that all players, upon rolling doubles, shout "I am the great god Pan!" and urinate into a hollowed-out pineapple

15) waiting until you're down to your last eight bucks with everyone else's houses and hotels covering the entire board and then deciding to really put your foot down and start kicking some serious butt