I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is alldear, let’s go to the cashier.’I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her….

I copied this from 7aki fadi, its not a tag but I hope you would do the same.. its fun..

1. How old will you be in five years?34

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
my colleagues

3. How tall are you?176 cm.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Seeing my niece

5. What’s the last movie you saw?only you on MBC4, yeah I know its very old..

6. Who was the last person you called?Nstyle, I made a manicure apointment 🙂

7. Who was the last person to call you?My mom

8. What was the last text message you received?My bank telling me that my salary has been deposited in my account… yahooooooo, otherwise you would have seen me begging at the traffic lights 🙂

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?

I dont like this service

10. Do you prefer to call or text?text

11. What were you doing at _AM last night?
watching House…

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?yesterday night

14. What color are your eyes?
Green

15. What time did you wake up today?08:30 am (yes it only takes me 30 minutes to get ready AND be at the office)

16. What are you wearing right now?brown pants, with high kneck shirt and beige jacket..

17. What is your favourite Christmas song?
Dont know any.. sorry

18. Where is your favourite place to be?

by a lake or an ocean..

19. Where is your least favourite place to be?
night clubs (not the place for me)

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Italy to practice my italian language

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?I have no Idea!!!

22. Do you tan or burn?someone as white as me, burn does not even describe it 😦

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Nothing that I can remember..

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?the video from my post Ken Leeeeee

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?four

26. How big is your bed?queen size

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?laptop at home, desktop at the office

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?on

29. What color are your sheets?depends on the mood of our maid…

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I used to sleep on one but now two..

31. What is your favourite season?
Spring

32. What do you like about Fall?
that you can still wear winter clothes (I think they are more elegant than summer clothes) and yet you dont have to wear heavy jackets..

33. What do you like about Winter?

Walking under the rain

34. What do you like about the Summer?swimming and sitting in gardens at night

35. What do you like about Spring?
everything

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?1

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?Amman- Jordan,

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
bare feet

39. Are you a social person?
nope

40. What was the last thing you ate?orange

41. What is your favourite restaurant?vinegrette

42. What is your favourite ice cream?
blue berry sorbet from London Dairy

43. What is your favourite dessert?
Anything with chocolate..

44. What is your favourite kind of soup?
tomato soup

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?I dont like any..

46. Do you like Chinese food?
I love it..

47. Do you like coffee?
I can live without it, I prefer tea…

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?I try to exceed 6 but I think its not working !!

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea

50. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
no

51. Do you know how to play poker?
no

52. Do you like to cuddle?

yup

53. Have you ever been to Canada?Yes

54. Do you have an addictive personality?well i do get addicted on some series, chocolate of course, and maybe sushi 🙂

55. Do you eat out or at home more often?home

56. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?the actor Partick Swazi, I remeber I got so excited when I was little and I knew that, I dont even like the guy!!

57. Do you want kids?Inshalla

58. Do you speak any other languages?
Italian

59. Have you ever gotten stitches?No

60. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?Nope

61. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?I like to swim in the pool but sit and relax by the ocean..

62. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?Window

63. Do you know how to drive stick?I only choose stick cars, by 4X4 is stick, I just love it and love the feeling that it gives by controlling your car… sorry but the automatic is for people who do not know how to drive..

64. What is your favourite thing to spend money on?pampering myself

65. Do you wear any jewellery?
Yup

66. What is your favourite TV show?CSI is my number one, then Heroes, House and Grey’s Anatomy

67. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

68. Who is the funniest person you know?my youngest aunt

69. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope

70. What is the main ring tone on your phone?We gonna feel it – by Deep Dish

71. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nope

72. What red object is closest to you right now?my apple

73. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
yup

74. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed?
It has to be closed, I cant sleep if its opened.. yeah i know!!

75. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?Bear

76. Do you flirt a lot?
Nope

77. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey mustard

78. What is your favourite food?
Salads

79. Can you change the oil on a car?yes

80. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?yes 🙂

81. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes

82. What is your usual bedtime?
Between 12:00 and 01:00 am

83. What was the last book you read?the 5 People You Meet in Heaven

84. Do you read the newspaper?
Every day

85. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?No

86. Do you watch soap operas?Nope

87. Do you dance in the car?Sometimes 🙂

88. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
No one, but I have my niece’s picture as my desktop background..

89. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
my reservation number for the room I reserved at the Marriott Dead Sea Hotel

90. What is your favourite candle scent?
Anything nice

91. What is your favourite board game?nothing in specific

92. When was the last time you attended church?
I attended a friend’s wedding once a couple of years ago..

93. Who was your favourite teacher in high school?
Ms. Hanan

94. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?I never did 😦

95. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?My brother 🙂

I honestly dont know if numbering the houses helped in any way. Weren’t the houses numbered before they put these blue numbers? I remember they used to ask us about the number of our building and we used to say 28, and people did not find a problem finding it..

The new blue numbers are made to make the directions process easier.. does it? you cant just say for instance Shmeisani, Shaker bin Zaid street, building number 25… good luck finding that.. you would still have to describe it step by step, “ba3ed 7ada3ek il malek 3abdalla fi isharet abu judom or madraset waheb tamari”, ” first left, second right, fi mini market,……. and then look for building number 25″ how did that help?

I am just waiting for the GPS to work in Jordan and see how will that go…

Now we come to the weirder part… I have noticed that all of the buildings are numbered, using only numbers and not letters, except for ours, its 9 ج…. our building has always been number 25, why is it 9 now and why does it have a number? (check out the pic)

How do you identify your feelings when you hear that your ex is engaged or getting married?

I am not talking about the ex that you are not over, cause I hope to God I would never experience that, I know a lot of people who did and I know its devastating.. I am talking about the ex that you are totally over you became good friends afterwards.

I just saw the picture of my ex and his fiancé on facebook.. I cant describe the feeling.. its not jealousy, its not anger, because I am sure I am over him and we both figure out that we are not the people we are looking for but still its something I cant describe..

Maybe I feel sad because he did not tell me that their relationship is serious and that he is getting engaged despite the fact that we are good friends, maybe the picture brought back some memories that I erased a long time ago. Again not jealousy and not that I wish I was in her shoes, but all the memories when I wished I was came back… all the memories of that period and how my funny, warm stupid feelings where back then came back… do you understand what I mean? I don’t J

I don’t know why I don’t feel like sending him a message congratulating him.. is it because I feel sad, as a friend, because he did not confide in me and tell me earlier and that I had to find out like everyone else? Is it because I know that I lost my friend? because not telling me about the engagement means he does not want me in his life anymore?.. I do feel happy for him and wish him all the best, but it still feels weird..