So when the former vice president and Nobel Prize co-winner made a surprise — and cleverly scripted — appearance during U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s talk, it looked like the conference might turn into a faint-in.

Talk that Pelosi (who is arguably so left-leaning that her parenthetical should be D-Beijing) would have a Very Special Guest had been buzzing about the conference of liberal bloggers, pols and media types since it began Thursday (it concludes today).

Texas conservatives convening in Austin today to discuss taxes, spending and the Internet can only marvel at Netroots Nation, a conglomeration of liberal bloggers and Democratic activists meeting here at the same time.

Nationally, there is nothing for conservatives like Netroots Nation, and Texas Democrats dominate the digital political space as they try to pry Republicans from the levers of power.

David Benzion, a political consultant, former talk radio producer and publisher of the Houston-based Lone Star Times (lonestartimes.com), offers a simple explanation for the smaller conservative audience: Republicans are in power in Texas, and until 2006, they controlled Congress as well as the White House.

“Blogging is attractive to dissent and guerrilla activity,” he said. “If you are out of power, blogging is attractive. If you are in power, then you’re into governing.”

It turns out that the denizens of the Daily Kos are just as humorless as the presidential candidate they support. Newsbusters notes that the Kos Kidz were able to bully the Austin American-Statesman into pulling a mildly satirical article on the Netroots Nation conclave in Austin. Apparently, some could not find the humor in a piece referring to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi as ”arguably so left-leaning that her parenthetical should be D-Beijing.” Or could not chuckle over the sight of New York Times columnist Paul Krugman “wearing, as if to galvanize stereotype, what appeared to be Birkenstocks” to a panel “that was essentially about how the media weren’t liberal enough.” (BTW, Newsbusters also has a copy of the full article.)

I would find this troubling, if I had any respect left for mainstream journalism.

OK, Texas formally agrees. If California will promise to keep Pelosi out of our state, we’ll keep McConaughey out of California. Keep Gore out our state, and we’ll have McConaughey even keep his shirt on.