God damnit. God fucking damnit. I was JUST YESTERDAY in the internet.txt thread talking about the weirdly resurgent internet invention idea of "condom but it stops the cum from coming out" and asking who would ever want that and Spooks told me to google "retrograde ejaculation" and I decided not to but I GUESS I'M LEARNING ABOUT IT TODAY ANYWAY

This is not only an excellent lineup of readers, but is also just great content. I laughed, I cried, I dipped my balls in a bowl of ice on a coffee table. 10/10, genuinely is one of my new favorite EC episodes.