Among the pack are the wimps. These are the guys who back down when their team needs them. They are also the guys who step away from a fight when it is about to commence (well, depending on the situation, obviously).

That being said, I am not in any way dissing these players, but instead making them equivalent to all the other players in the league, and especially not some guy like me.

Obviously, I couldn't take any player in the NBA for five rounds.

Wait, is Earl Boykins still in the league? I've got a shot against him.

Cleveland Cavaliers: Anderson Varejao

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Even though he didn't play the final three months of the season, Anderson Varejao is easily the Cleveland Cavaliers' biggest wimp.

In fact, as long as he's donning the maroon and yellow, it will always be him. He was an easy selection here, being that he is one of the NBA's biggest floppers in addition to being a crybaby. That in and of itself is the perfect equation in acquiring wimpy-ness.