11 Things We Learned About Women This Week

Anna Kendrick made an appearance on Conan this week and gave him a rundown of her backstage encounters at the Grammys, including this prime behind-the-scenes moment. “Katy Perry fingerbanged my cleavage,” she said, adding, “Well, I was kind of asking for it. If nobody had done it, I would have been sad. Yeah, she’s aggressive. I like it.” Surely there’s footage of this somewhere? Anyone? Please?

While most ladies understand the basic ins-and-outs, so to speak, of baby-making, it seems many are a little less informed about the specific strategies employed. Half of a thousand women polled believed that having sex more than once a day increases chances of conceiving when actually, sperm counts decreases with more frequent sex. Feel free to use this in your favor, too: So if you’re trying to avoid fatherhood for a few more years, be sure to have sex more often than not.

Nearly as many women watch the Super Bowl as men, but women dominate the consumer markets and Twitter—advertisers might have to start catering to their needs during game time. Hundreds of professional advertising women will be live-tweeting the game this year using the hashtag “#3percentsb” to respond the ads. Evidently, they’ve already gotten to Budweiser, whose new commercial features cute little puppies and ponies. Afraid your favorite Carl’s Jr. babes are going to disappear? Men are invited to participate and use the hastag #admen.

Sorry boys, but recent research suggests that higher levels of testosterone can “suppress immunity.” When scientists gave volunteers flu shots, women “had higher levels of immune system molecules circulating in their blood than men, and they produced more effective antibodies.” Even between men in the study, those who had the highest levels of testosterone were found to have weaker responses.

They’re not sure why yet, but a study proved once and for all that men are just more forgetful than women. Didn’t matter if they were thirty or sixty years old. So do us a favor, if you promise to call a girl, set yourself a reminder so she doesn’t mistake your gender-wide forgetfulness for douchebaggery.

There are a few things that just aren’t suited to Facetime. Namely, kissing, break-ups, and definitely first dates. But, hey. Developers will try anything. A few new online venues are emerging geared towards video dating. “Those behind the idea say it’s a time and money saver, because daters can connect from wherever they are, avoiding travel time to meet someone and keeping cash in their pockets.” So basically, dating for the cheap and lazy. The real question is, do these people not remember how quickly Chat Roulette turned into Dick Pic Carousel?

Special education teacher Kaitlin Pearson was suspended from her position after some choice modeling photos were anonymous sent to school officials. They reinstated her as of Tuesday, but let’s face it, those kids are never looking at her the same.

They’re okay with cheating on one another constantly, but apparently the French are not down with overly sed singers. “Work B*tch” and “Wrecking Ball” have both been banned from airing before 10 p.m. It was mostly the bondage and whipping that really irked them about Britney’s video, but they’ll probably have to put a ban on all Miley videos ever.

Once Jennifer Anniston did it, we knew everyone else would. The latest crop of ladies cropping their hair includes Jessica Alba, Emma Roberts, and the lovely Kate Mara. If Jenn jumped off a bridge, would you, too??

Fact: The quickest way to get famous is to make enough appearances on a marginal television series to be invited to a red-carpet event and then cash in on the naked dress trend. Polish beauty Joanna Krupa (of Dancing with the Stars, _Poland’s Next Top Model _and The Real Housewivse of Miami) wore this impressively sheer Michael Costello number to a pre-Grammy party last weekend. See? And now you all know who she is.

Anna Kendrick made an appearance on Conan this week and gave him a rundown of her backstage encounters at the Grammys, including this prime behind-the-scenes moment. “Katy Perry fingerbanged my cleavage,” she said, adding, “Well, I was kind of asking for it. If nobody had done it, I would have been sad. Yeah, she’s aggressive. I like it.” Surely there’s footage of this somewhere? Anyone? Please?