In fact, I (personally) will be unavailable for posts this holiday weekend unless something BIG breaks.

And to quote Deadspin.

"If something earth-shattering does happen, I'll be sure to put it up. Right now, barring a choking death at the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest or Alex Rodriguez jumping in the stands to feel-up Madonna, it won't happen. Turn off your computers, for once."

So enjoy the 4th and all the fun that comes with it.

Because there's nothing more American than a pretty blonde girl wearing a Coca-Cola shirt!