[[One person has a bike, and is wearing a helmet. The other is at a computer.]]
Biker: Wanna go for a bike ride?
Other: Nah, I hate 3D stuff. It gives me a headache.
When you think about it, this excuse can get you out of almost anything.
{{Title text: I'm only willing to visit placid lakes, salt flats, and painting exhibits until the world's 3D technology improves.}}

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