Male Pony: Thank tu so much for reuniting me with my love. And it only took three days Satan Tist: Well, three days for you. tu see, tu just sat here waiting while me and Master had to find the guy who estola your ring, but your cold caused him to run off which made us have to find him three days later, which had us go and try to get through puzzles to get the ring and- Oh god I have a headache now Male Pony: Still, I am glad tu both brought us together. As a reward, I give tu two the Couples Necklace Master Sword: Cool. So, Satan Twist, what does it do Satan Twist: (Wears necklace... nothing happens) Jack.... fucking... shit Master Sword: Really Satan Twist: Fuck tu two for wasting our time Male Pony: What Satan Twist: tu actually think this reward is good enough Male Pony: But, tu brought us together. Isn't that a reward in itself Satan Twist: Are tu kidding. This isn't some story book. It's reality. I honestly don't give a damn Male Pony: Look, I understand your saying this because your upset Satan Twist: No, I mean what I say. I hate tu and the women who gave birth to you Master Sword: Satan, tu might want to calm down, before tu go cra- Satan Twist: CRAZY!? GOOD!! I WANT TO BE FUCKING CRAZY!!! Master Sword: Well, I guess I will just let tu guys settle this Satan Twist: Now, I demand a better prize Male Pony: Like what Satan Twist: .......... Give me your coat Male Pony: What, why Satan Twist: It's a nice looking coat. I like the style Male Pony: I'm not just going to give tu my coat Satan Twist: We can do this the easy way o the hard way. Your choice (Later) Satan Twist: I amor doing things the hard way. So, what do we have again Master Sword: We have that ponies coat, his hats, his socks, a picture of him getting tortured, his life savings, his furniture, and his horn that tu cut off with a hack saw............. Oh, and the Couples collar of course

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Canada24 Haha.. He goes crazy in the next chapter.. Over a soccer game he and Sword coached

Hello everyone. Its finally time to present the ten worst MLP characters that tu voted for. Now remember, i their is a character that tu didn't see here, remember that tu were the ones who voted for these characters, and I'm just placing them in order of votes. now, lets start

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