T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright

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Submitted by: Jinny

366

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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Submitted by: Leon

278

Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

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Submitted by: andi

270

Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

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Submitted by: Bre

235

You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train

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Submitted by: tasha

215

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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Submitted by: Semo Dog

209

Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!

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Submitted by: kaykay

180

I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.

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Submitted by: Emily

179

Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!

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Submitted by: Antara

173

Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea