You can tell it's almost Father's Day. The kids suddenly
want to stop at all the garage sales.

Sunday is Father's Day, the day we honor dear old dad -- if
we can find him. Good places to look:

- At the golf course -- in the rough.- At the bank -- cursing the ATM machine.- On top of the house -- trying to hook up the dish before
the game starts.- Under the car -- watching the oil drip.- At the hardware store bragging to a total stranger about
his kids.