“This is different,” he said with a smile on Sunday morning. “My initial impression is that it’s a lot more relaxed than the Phillies’ locker room was. Everybody’s having fun, kind of doing their own thing, happy. The Phillies [clubhouse] was a lot more kind of regimented and plan-oriented.”

Oh, I’m sorry, did you not enjoy the winning environment cultivated by the likes of Roy Halladay, Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins? Was that too hard for you to handle being around people who were serious about their craft? Couldn’t hack being sent to the minors when you pretended to be injured? Enjoy toiling in baseball obscurity for whatever is left of your career.

Schwimmmmmer was clearly trying to say it is a better locker room atmosphere in Toronto than it is in Philadelphia. In reality, he just pointed out the difference between a clubhouse with a winning above all mentality and a clubhouse who gets to play baseball for a living. He’ll quickly learn that the fan base sucks and losing will quickly turn that locker room into something not so much fun anymore.

James R lets fuck you are spot on
Kyle you are forever butthurt by those who butthurt you, time to let go and suck a dick instead
Schwimer is a faggot who couldn’t handle winning, someone get the bagels and lox for this piece of shit
but he does make more money being a horrible pitcher than you will as a horrible blogger who jerks off to Jeff Carter in his mommy’s basement
Mrs. crossing broad will ditch your ass eventually, and then think of all the cock she’ll suck dude.