Saturday, December 14, 2013

Ugh. This Again?

Dear Chevy,

This wasn't funny last year. Why do you insist on acting like a six year old in possession of one joke that he insists on telling his parent's friends over and over again?

When I see a very fat guy with a white beard, I might think "hmm, he looks like Santa Claus." I don't think he IS Santa Claus, and there's absolutely nothing he could do to convince me that he IS Santa Claus. Because I'm an adult, and all that.

Actually, if I walked into a Chevy Dealership ( what are the odds? Not good) and saw this guy selling cars, the first thing I'd think would be "I can't believe that Chevy believes that if they hire guys who look like Santa Claus to push their crap, people will be more likely to buy. Adults are NOT that stupid."

Then again, check out this woman, who for the sake of a really bad pun calls a salesman a "Saint" for....offering to help her pick out a car and earn him a commission. They don't make Saints the way they used to, I guess- last time I checked, helping a customer pick out a car was kind of expected from car salesmen and didn't require a huge heart (or stomach, or beard.)