Archive for the Melissa Debling Category

A day is not a day unless I post a picture or a set of pictures of a Glamour model and her big old tits, to help validate her as something you’d want to fuck and something that is an actual model, despite not being all that hot, and more importantly being short and curvy, unlike actual models. But like I always say, anything to trick a bitch into getting topless, whether it is money, promises of backstage passes, or fame and fortune from low level magazines spreads, is something I endorse.

I love that a magazine’s main feature article can be called “Very Booby Babes”….and advertisers still advertise on the shit…It’s almost like a fucking joke…that three retards who were chronically masturbating together came up….but dudes love titties, including myself, and I guess tits are the only reason these magazines are being bought….

Her name is Melissa Debling, she’s our Glamour model of the day. We can assume her story is the same as all the other glamour models…either she had no dad growing up, or she was the fat girl in class, and now she’s getting the male attention she deserves…..because waitressing is too much work…and stripping is too degrading, she’d never do that…but posing in magazines, well that’s the stamp of approval that makes showing her titties ok…and I’m glad it happened….big saggers.

OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio.

There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….

When you go to the trouble and the expense of buying fake tits of this magnitude…being in lingerie is kinda what you are meant to do…or destined to do…or the only thing you can do to make it all make sense…otherwise…there would be one massively confused riff in the universe….meaning a classy young lady like this Melissa Debling who I don’t know, recognize or want to bother googling or even searching this site to find out more on….should be banned from wearing anything but lingerie….I mean why save it for photoshoots like this…when it could and should be her everyday outfit…to the bank, funerals, grocery stores…you know make them titties matter girl….

Here are the pics…of what look tacky, trashy, and low level pig of a stripper..the way I like it…she’s not hot..but she’s got tits…which save her….

My days are not complete unless I rip off a photo set from one of the UK Lad mags I am amazed actually exist and that people actually buy….even though I am not amazed the models exist…cuz there are naughty, exhibitionist, slutty girls everywhere that just need a little coaxing and proding and promises of fame and fortune to objectify themselves in the best kind of way…..naked and topless….this coulda been a stripper or a school teacher or a pornstar…but instead she’s a housewife…just cleaning up the house properly…unless of course these are staged…in which case I feel lied to……but here are the pics anwyay…cuz a girl looking like this cleaning your house, even if she’s faking it is amazing…while your wife cleaning your house dressed like this is a scary fucking disgusting mess you’d like to avoid…making this all the better fantasy….cuz you know real hot girls date guys who can afford to pay someone to do the cleaning and they only get naked for the pool boy….

Melissa Debling has a rockin’ set of tits….she’s some Glamour Model I’ve never heard of, but I don’t really keep track of these strippers, even though you think I would, because they are all willing to go topless as that is the foundation or basis of their skills and talents…It almost amazese me that these girls exist, you know that they look in the mirror and say “I have great tits, I must share said tits with the world, and monetize my life with these tits, cuz someone will see I have the tits that it takes and the eagerness to show them but not as a stripper cuz that’s tacky and gross”…..in some backwards big titty logic that makes little sense to me….but that doesn’t have to make sense…cuz we are all God’s Children and we are all allowed to have life dreams, goals, ambition, and if showing are tits is a part of that…than I’ll gladly watch….