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Ever wonder what it would be like to sit on Santa's lap as an adult? Well don't, it's not pretty. That guy in the red suit likes to have a good time as much as you do. See for yourself.

We booked Santa and his Elves a week before Christmas for a good old fashioned Santa Xmas Photoshoot. This isn't your local mall though. Santa likes a mason jar full of vodka and cigarettes and surrounds himself with the naughtiest elves he can find.