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Bars and clubs that just play anything with Autotune, Pitbull, Keisha or Flo-Rida in it.

Conspiracy Theorists who won't accept any kind of evidence or any view that is not shared in their conspiracy; and any evidence or witnesses that prove against this conspiracy are 'part of the conspiracy' or 'faked'; so in other words evidence can never win!

People who push in queues or don't wait for others to get out first.

Cockney accents. Though, Ray Winston is allowed to have one.

Kiwis that say 'yo bro' or 'sweet as' in every b****y sentence!!!!

Shea Lebouf - for ruining film franchises; how does he get these roles?

Anything with that annoying fat actor/comedian Kevin James or Rob Schneider or that Mr American, Adam Sadler aaarrrghhhh (guess I won't be watching Grown Ups in a hurry).

People who don't shut up about girls or women or only want to goto clubs and pubs on the pull, but never for a good 'ole chat. I like going on the pull like any bloke, but some people are just obsessed.

People who when hearing about a band or piece of music say; 'well they can't be very good as I haven't even heard of them.' Yes, the music world revolves around you!

Big Brother / Dancing On Ice / Ice on Ice or whatever.

Girls who are only interested in men if they are DJ's, footballers, if you can get them into a club, get them drugs etc. Boring b*****s!

People who don't pick up dog ****. (Well, dog owners who don't anyway. Somebody who did pick up dog **** but didn't have a dog would be weird.)

Liars

Noisy eaters

People who eat or chew gum on the phone

People who ask for change because they "need to go and see my Dad in hospital" rather than saying "I need a drink".

"I'll have a Sausage and Egg McMuffin please, just that, nothing else."....."Is that a breakfast meal, sir?"..."No, like I said, just the muffin."..."OK, sir, and would you like a hash brown with that?"...."No. Just. The..Muffin."..."Yes, sir. Coffee?"...."Aaaaarrrrgggghhh"

Bank charges

Parents who belittle their children

People who have psycho cats but think they're cute. (NB some cats are, but not pyscho ones).

Anything to do with Manchester United.

Loud headphones on public transport.

People using phones on busses.

The Conservative Party.

The Labour Party.

All polititians since John Smith died.

Diving footballers.

Greed.

WUMs.

All the bad "isms".

The BNP.

Margaret Thatcher.

The fact that Helena Bonham Carter said she was busy when I asked her out for a drink when I was 19. I'm sure she was busy but deep down I know she didn't think she was good enough.

Vanity.

When people don't understand sarcasm / irony and you have to explain it as they took you seriously and got annoyed.

Other peoples naughty kids.
The Cockney accent.
People who talk while eating (especially on the phone!).People who dont wash there hands in the toilet and then I have to use the same door handle as them.
Kerry Catona.
The word 'sliver'.

I think you left a double space after the full stop. It should only be a single

Haha. Actually I always have done double spaces at the start of sentences. A teacher told me when writing on a computer you should always do a double space. He lied but I've stuck with it. I think it makes things clearer!

Haha. Actually I always have done double spaces at the start of sentences. A teacher told me when writing on a computer you should always do a double space. He lied but I've stuck with it. I think it makes things clearer!

lol, In truth your teacher was correct. I just wanted to pull you on something, though your grammar seemed flawless so I created a problem

Haha. Actually I always have done double spaces at the start of sentences. A teacher told me when writing on a computer you should always do a double space. He lied but I've stuck with it. I think it makes things clearer!