Be the ball! Roll around the original six HyperBowl lanes and some new ones. Enjoy the scenery, but remember to head for the pins! Play 1-4 players in the original Arcade Mode or quick-play in single-player mode.

"I'm so scared my fat, sagging fupa is on the verge of ripping my skin and splattering all over the floor. Becky is too far away to clean it for me and I've already had my walk today. I'm gonna cry gorls!"

My human and I talk shit about you

ManipulativeLynn at her finest. She knows that some viewers have softened to her and have begun to scrutinize the HN, and she is going ride that tiny ripple like a surfer on a pre-hurricane wave.

Edit: She really is freaking out over the twitching and shit, and that is making her even worse. But if she is for real (X), her hypochondria could be a catalyst if she believes she has to lose weight fast for medical imaging.

She's talking about doing 1500 calories a day again (she can't stick to 1800 or 2000 but sure why not 1500), but I thought she was supposed to be doing Weight Watchers? Doesn't that mean she's supposed to be counting according to their points system?

This video was 8/10 in terms of entertainment, but she gets only a 4/10 for her crying performance. She's going to need to learn how to produce actual tears if she wants a better score.

I can't wait to see how many people actually fall for this scripted performance of hers.

Ooh don't double charge me for that

There is a condition called Idiopathic intracranial hypertension, which basically occurs as a result of morbid obesity. It can cause the nerve optics behind the eye to have a stroke due to all the pressure on the brain, and can really fuck you up. Doctors diagnose it when they really can't come up with any other diagnosis besides obesity. I've been wondering if she would ever be impacted, but some of the symptoms include severe headaches, throbbing of the eyes, dizziness, and ringing/humming in the ears. There is no cure, and the main contributing factor is obesity and high sodium diets for a long time. Pure speculation of course, but I wonder...

my dad was a shit parent and my sister was diagnosed after she had two strokes behind her eyes. She is now permanently color blind and will never have her vision back.

She's talking about doing 1500 calories a day again (she can't stick to 1800 or 2000 but sure why not 1500), but I thought she was supposed to be doing Weight Watchers? Doesn't that mean she's supposed to be counting according to their points system?

This video was 8/10 in terms of entertainment, but she gets only a 4/10 for her crying performance. She's going to need to learn how to produce actual tears if she wants a better score.

I can't wait to see how many people actually fall for this scripted performance of hers.