Hey team, we have a problem. Clarkson, Hammond and May still don’t have a name for their new car-centric Amazon TV show. What are those jokers doing? They need to get on it!

In the latest preview for, uh, The Still Very Much Untitled Clarkson Hammond ­May Amazon Prime Show Coming Autumn 2016, the trio attempt to brainstorm a proper name for the show by engaging in lengthy old British people banter.

They don’t get very far. So to help them out in the spirit of car-solidarity, your Jalopnik staff came up with a few suggestions this morning. Here’s what we got:

Ultimate Gear

Toppest Gear

Not Gear

Bondage Gear

Drivin’ Buddies

Grindin’ Gears

Stick Shiftin’

Bitch Better Have My Steak, featuring Jeremy Clarkson

Race Wars

Fire Me, I Dare You

Dammit Westbrook

Okay, that last one was actually something that came up in our Slack channel. But it comes up a lot.