BTW, ShotGun, I didn't mean offend you in anyway. I wish the best for your daughter and hope that your family grows closer together through your struggles.

Question: If you could be any toilet seat in the world, who's seat would you be, why, and what toilet seat would you be jealous of?

I would like to be the toilet seat at the training locker room for the Attractive Females Olympic Champion Kegels Excercise Team. Bonus if the ladies can't agree what muff style gains the best advantage for competition.

What toilet seat would I be jealous? Maybe the one at the Bald Beaver and Labia Counseling/Reduction Center of Snodgrass New York. I'm talking the patient one, not the one used by that group of fat bull dyke feminist twats that always forget to flush.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could get a trebuchet?

The exact same amount as if the woodchuck did not have a trebuchet. The problem is the woodchucks stubby little arms and legs. The effort required to repeatedly load the trebuchet cancels out any gains in productivity the woodchuck may have had if it weren't built like a retarded porn midget.

Serious answer here. I think it is in part due to the auto workers unions digging their feet in back in the 70's when there was a big push to convert the country to the metric system. I also feel that in this arena, a lot of Americans are too lazy and stupid to grasp the system. I worked in the chemical industry for a number of years and we did everything (lab scale) using a base ten measuring system. Conversions were a piece of cake.

I'd personally like to see us go metric. Sure, it would be awkward at first but I'd get the hang of it.

Gravity is a function of mass. When you get older, most people have far more mass than when they were younger, especially if they are American. This increase in mass means an older persons body has a stronger attraction to earth than a younger, smaller person's body.

Methylene blue used as the coloring agent in slushie/'s, etc., reacts with certain protiens found in the lower intestine. The methylene blue cleaves it's chlorine atom and accepts a suphur one in it's place. The new arrangement on the methyl group reflects light in the green spectrum giving your dookies the weird green color.