I’ll admit it. “Labyrinth” left me a little “mazed and confused.” Not so today. “Beef Squad” is a perfect collision of perfectly worked out man flesh. They don’t come much meatier than Sean Zevran and Joey D in every possible way.

Let this put to rest the rumors that all muscle guys build their bodies to compensate for being short-changed in other areas. While Raging Stallion didn’t call it “Beef Squad” for nothing, they could have also called it “Dick Squad.”

When the “humble blowjob” gets Joey D this hard …

And Sean Zevran’s ass looks like this …

… this is what it looks like when they meet. Complete with the occasional split screen so you don’t miss a stroke. Theirs, or yours.

If anyone could lure Joey D away from hubby Johnny V and American Muscle Hunks, it would be Sean Zevran. If you have been searching for a scene that is a perfect celebration of testosterone, you found it.

It’s astounding how unappealing two giant muscle boys with big dicks can be; all those are descriptive words that in writing could seem appealing, here tho it looks like a moment of Ken dolls (and their friends) meeting up for aerobic activity. I could only hope to have the dedication in life to achieve their physique, but that doesn’t make either individual or this scene any more interesting or arousing.