I see the SSPP re-uses old posters. The d.s.m.a.l.l. has never claimed to kill tigers.

In fact, the only group who did claim to kill tigers was the SWK, with their UBERahto program. The d.s.m.a.l.l. takes a step backward. We provide the people with free choice. One can then choose to save the tigers by using force. Since it will be legal then.

Also, with our semi-Russian background in the person of Murph, we're quit fond of tigers.

In a recent interview, a journalist took this photo of the SWK office before the interview started:

I would like to present the facts to you: DSMALL has never said that they don't want to kill cute, baby Siberian tigers! How could you possibly vote for this? Sure, you've got the Russian element, but not in the form that matters (no offense to Murph).

Proof? Proof of a negative? This is why, my fellow Ahtonauts, the SSP should never be allowed in power! Their anti-rationalism is insidious (coincedence? I THINK NOT!) and will destroy the future of our great forum! Vote DSMALL for the future!

We promise PROGRESS and HOPE, Spamuel, good Sir! We make sense, Samuel, and that is why you fear us. It is alight, to fear change, for the type of POSITIVE CHANGE that we bring shall wipe evil DSMALLists like yourself from the Dark, and bring them to the Light!

We HOPE you PROGRESS and stop using that overused poster of yours and make some new ones, instead.

Very well, Sir. I shall now offer the cold sting of logic and reason in lieu of friendship and an amiable outlook.

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Originally Posted by Sabretooth

This here's the leader of the DSMALL and I would like to state that we do not want to kill cute baby Siberian tigers, thank you very much.

Sabre, Sir, let us observe the name of your group, dubbed, "DSMALL." Or, "Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League." Now, you openly profess your love for anarchy! Tell me, if you have no government, how will you stop your subjects from killing my kin, even if you state that you, personally, disagree?

Sabre, Sir, let us observe the name of your group, dubbed, "DSMALL." Or, "Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League." Now, you openly profess your love for anarchy! Tell me, if you have no government, how will you stop your subjects from [sizes=1]killing[/size] my kin, even if you state that you, personally, disagree? [/IMG]

Well, in an Anarchy there is a 50% chance of a tiger-killing gang to be created. There is also a 50% chance of a pro-environment gang to be created (don't forget PETA).

And so, my dear Ahtonians, we see the lax attitude to personal safety that these anarchists have! Do not be fooled into believing that they have your interests at heart, but those of the largest mobster.

See their attempt to create an army, my fellow Ahtonians? Against whom would such an army be used? Who else, my dear, fellow Ahtonains, but you and I?

Dear people of Lucasforums. You all have to recognise the stupidity and blatant insult posted by this insidious man.
Like I stated before at our Zambian Marx poster, the fists represent the people. People who dare to stand up. Brave people, like the Lucasforums posters.

This button, in fact, represents Bee-Hoon and Sabretooth (hence their names on both sides) standing up from the other people. Trying to do the right thing and bring the power back to the people.

I feel sad that you think wearing a button creates armies. It proves the increasing paranoia and hatred the SSP has against us.

Dear people of Lucasforums. You all have to recognise the stupidity and blatant insult posted by this insidious man.
Like I stated before at our Zambian Marx poster, the fists represent the people. People who dare to stand up. Brave people, like the Lucasforums posters.

This button, in fact, represents Bee-Hoon and Sabretooth (hence their names on both sides) standing up from the other people. Trying to do the right thing and bring the power back to the people.

And so we see that they intend to divide the people, to pit brother against sister, husband against wife, friend against friend! Is this governance, I ask? Or the incitement of civil war?

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I feel sad that you think wearing a button creates armies. It proves the increasing paranoia and hatred the SSP has against us.

Mr. Talker may attempt to deride our party as paranoid, and my comments as little more than deluded; but these signs show all too easily the dangers of the D.S.M.A.L.L. and their policies. They may sound high and dandy now, but wait until there is blood on the streets and open sewers in the roads, and then we shall see!

Fellow Ahtonauts, I come to you today shocked by the direction this election campaign has taken. Some of you have probably already seen this article:

I am here, firstly, to assure you that I am unharmed and that, despite this despicable act contracted by several collaborating opposing parties, my will has never been stronger and my resolution has never been greater!

The Global Dictatorial Party remains dedicated to bringing Order to you, fellow citizens and will neither merge with one of the other parties, nor will it fade into the night never to be seen again. Let all those who fear the swift hand of justice know that we are here to stay!

Couldn't find a good 'this is sparta!!!' pic on the intrawebz so I used and modified a pic from the Photo Album here that was funny enough to work. I know, I could have used photoshop to make it better, as on my Mac laptop from school (Worth about 2,000 dollars total with all the programs on it, and I'll tell you those tax dollars of yours are being put to great use at my school) I have Photoshop CS9 but I really haven't got a clue how to use it right, so I just used paint (Even though I have Gimp) on my puny little windows XP computer...

Couldn't find a good 'this is sparta!!!' pic on the intrawebz so I used and modified a pic from the Photo Album here that was funny enough to work. I know, I could have used photoshop to make it better, as on my Mac laptop from school (Worth about 2,000 dollars total with all the programs on it, and I'll tell you those tax dollars of yours are being put to great use at my school) I have Photoshop CS9 but I really haven't got a clue how to use it right, so I just used paint (Even though I have Gimp) on my puny little windows XP computer...

I wonder if you know that the face behind Leonidas the absolute beautiful SEX that is the Samuel Dravis, and that Leonidas decoration was applied by none other than myself, the Sabretooth. And I wonder if you know that both of us are members of the DSMALL.

Do not vote for thieves that steal your rights and liberties. Vote for DSMALL: We, who are true, just and honest.

I wonder if you know that the face behind Leonidas the absolute beautiful SEX that is the Samuel Dravis, and that Leonidas decoration was applied by none other than myself, the Sabretooth. And I wonder if you know that both of us are members of the DSMALL.

Do not vote for thieves that steal your rights and liberties. Vote for DSMALL: We, who are true, just and honest.

LIES, all LIES!

It is obvious and reasonable to conclude that DSMALL built a time machine out of a Delorean using a puny flux capacitor and hacked my post but I went back in time by building a time machine out of a PB & J Sandwich using the awesome powerz of t3h superior swiss cheese/mayo capacitor and caught them in the act, thus making myself an eyewitness to a secret conspiracy they've had all along to carry out their sinister plans to take over the intrawebz starting at the ASC! You know it makes sense!