Let's make Christmas all about vampires and '50s ad agencies! We've got gifts for Mad Men enthusiasts, True Blood fangbangers and anyone goo goo for Lady Gaga. Caution: You're gonna want most of this stuff for yourself.

Obviously someone on your list is dreaming of Don Draper or jonesing for some Joan. Dyna Moe, the illustrator behind the Mad Men Yourself app, has created an official Mad Men book. Inside: Cocktail recipes, secretary etiquette, and dancing tips from Pete and Trudy! Mad Men: The Illustrated World, $15, from Fred Flare.

A lady who loves dolls and Mad Men will really love her very own Betty Draper doll. Pose her in the kitchen, smoking, growling "Go to your room." (Don Draper is also available, he's just no Jon Hamm.) Betty Draper doll, $84.99, Entertainment Earth.

If a doll is too immature, how about a pop art print of Joan Holloway? $20, by voodooville, via Etsy.

A bloodthirsty True Blood enthusiast will appreciate a Fangtasia hoodie, a Bon Temps Football tee, or any of the fun True Blood merch available at the HBO store. And no vampire-themed cocktail party is complete without having some real Tru Blood on hand. Apparently it's blood-orange flavored and "pours like a regular soda but appears stormy and mysterious" in a glass. In other words: Mix with vodka. Or perhaps use as display. Bottoms up! Tru Blood 4-pack, $16, HBO Store.

Zombie lovers, Sookie Stackhouse fans and Twihards will find this "drippy" bookmark bloody amusing. It's red silicone that looks like melting wax or oozing blood. You could even use it to hold your place in Macbeth! "Liquid" bookmark, $12, Think Geek.

Your friend who can't get enough Toddlers & Tiaras will be mesmerized and possibly horrified by Susan Anderson's book, a "close-up and intimate look at America's child beauty pageants." (Peek at some of the appealing/appalling images here) Bonus: The forward is penned by Simon Doonan! High Glitz: The Extravagant World Of Child Beauty Pageants, $27, Barnes & Noble.

In search of a creepy little stocking stuffer for a creepy little kid? (Or an adult who's a creepy kid at heart?) Cards featuring characters from The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy fit the bill. Tim Burton playing cards, $5, MoMa Store.

Of course, these are just suggestions. If the person you're shopping for is a fan — of any celebrity, movie, TV show or artist — plug the name into Etsy, Entertainment Earth or Amazon, and see what treasures await. I found this Johnny Depp pendant, ($6.50) by ccpendants, and I'm planning on getting it for myself!