Windy Zing!s

I heard that the National Hurricane Conference was in Orlando this week. What do hurricanes talk about?

Looks like the ‘Noles hired Kathleen Sebelius to oversee the rollout of the new logo.

Leave the face lifts to Joan Rivers and bring the old logo back!

Thank God for Gerald Elsney!

The way food prices are going up, it won’t be long before we’re all eating the Department of Corrections’ kosher diet of peanut butter, cabbage and sardines. Yummie!

If you want to drink beer and watch ivy grow, go to Wrigley. You want major-league baseball, head to Comiskey. (Zing! note: Who wants to tell the Zing!er that Comiskey Park was torn down 23 years ago?)

I will accept our new logo the day they remove the teeth from the Gator logo.

Rumor has it that FSU will be adding “th” to Winston’s jersey number.

How many dollars per word will $250,000 compute to for Bobby?

If “Blustering Bloomberg” will send ME $50 million, I promise to do my utmost to control all my guns, making sure they’re all back home before curfew and not running around with the wrong crowd.

I hate socialism! I especially hate government-owned roads, hospitals, police, Social Security, Coast Guard, agencies that help you in natural disasters and any laws designed to protect us from criminals.

It’s looking like the new Seminole logo should suffer the fate of New Coke.

After Harry Reid becomes Senate Minority Leader, he’ll quite often experience the receiving end of the “nuclear option” rule he imposed.

What would I do without local TV’s long winded weather reports,checked and rechecked, each evening 5:30-6:30? Whoa,I could quickly get all I need to know on the web or the Weather Channel—anytime.

Don’t split the school-raise the standards,produce high powered engineers-spend the money to attract preeminent teachers and research–allow a high student attrition rate.Engineering,a high priority for both schools.

FSU is getting slammed left and right between retailers stuck with merchandise featuring the old logo, the brouhaha over FSU wanting to go it alone in Engineering and the New York Times slamming the University’s sexual assault cases. Gators must be ecstatic.

According to Bill Proctor FAMU would have all of FSU’s excellent black athletes if FSU didn’t snatch them all up.

I hope the new Ray’s owners will do some spring cleaning to a worn out, dingy restaurant. They can start with the chairs.

Chiles basketball boys and girls only had 1 player each on Big Bend basketball. Can anyone say coaching change?

Now ask yourself, people. Steve (The Stiff) Southerland is in the funeral home business, right? Medicare and Medicaid help people to Live longer, right? Do you get it? The Stiff wants more business and people living longer does not help him. GB

Ukraine: think Spain in the ’30s.

Hello NSA. Bomb, kill, maim. Prison for ideas.

Can someone tell commissioner Proctor the 70′s wants its haircut back ?

IRS stands for Irresponsible, Repugnant, Scoundrels. They are here to Help!! I say: Get Rid of Them!!

Once marijuana is legal I guess people can stop shooting each other and going to jail.

Poor Bobby Bowden, FSU continues to abuse him by only paying him 250,000 a year for speeches for FSU. One wonders how they will abuse him next?

Virginia community colleges are considering policy changes which would allow students to exercise their constitutional right to speak freely, without prior approval, and outside the rhetorical barbed wire of “free speech zones.” Et tu FSU?

I was wondering when we were going to hear from bat-guano crazy Bill Proctor.

If you are one of the 86.4 million private sector workers trying to support your family plus all government employees, feel good about also carrying the load for 147.8 million federal benefit recipients (excluding veterans, who earned whatever they can get).

Belief in paying progressives to vote is wrong. Only the first vote is paid for, the extra times are unpaid party requirements.

Has the DOJ, with ATF, FBI, federal prosecutors, etc., replaced the KKK as the strike force of the Democrat Party?

AG Eric Holder wants $15 million to combat the massive rise in mass shootings since 2009. Biggest hurdle is that there hasn’t been any massive increase in such events, only in the unrelenting media coverage of the few that do happen, in the pursuit of more gun control laws.

Denver woman spent 12 minutes on phone with 911 before being shot to death. Thank heaven Denver has tight gun control or her murderer might have been shot also.

You don’t have to pay a progressive to vote, but it helps.

In its burbling praise of Putin’s “decisive” illegal actions and of the rancher Cliven Bundy’s illegal acts (not paying grazing fees and grazing his cattle on protected areas), the Republicans have come a long way from the Party of Law and Order.

Explain all you want but at the end of the day the new logo is still ugly.

Ever notice that George Soros and his ilk really hate America, are deeply unpatriotic, despise democracy, and obsessed with trying to own this nation?

Obama has an allergy to Truth, Integrity and The American Way. Luckily, Obamacare covers pre-existing conditions.

Taking care of the poor and the earth “at any cost” is an absurd, self-defeating proposition.

The inheritance tax, also called the “death tax,” is government’s way of seizing a chunk of family wealth that survived after being taxed initially upon receipt.

No beer on spring break? Give ME a BREAK…

Looks like President Barron got out of Dodge just in time.

When did wearing short pants in cold weather become a sensible fashion trend?

Is Bank of America really so incompetent that it cannot mail hard copy end-of-month bank statements to customers so that the statements are received prior to the middle of the following month and not later?

Winston case. we all are guilty! none of us did anything.

To the Zing!er talking about “secede” North Florida to Alabama and Georgia, don’t you mean “CEDE”? Have you ever heard of a dictionary? Can you say “DICTIONARY”?

Very revealing that you Talley inbreds can’t stand someone to make valid criticisms of your state and city dung-heaps!

Hey, why get your bowels in an uproar about prayer anywhere! Can you give ANY proof that ANY prayer ANYWHERE has ever been answered? I didn’t think so.

Yes, Tallahassee is a very backwards place! Besides having a body of reprobates (legislature), any city that worships football is only one step above “retardation.”

No U.S. President, regardless of political party affiliation, should be shown ANY RESPECT! Rather, it is our God-ordained duty to promote the only true system: ANARCHISM!

Why don’t gun ranges sell alcoholic beverages to their patrons? Besides creating new jobs, booze will make shooting much more enjoyable!

Congratulations, all you “moochers.” On Tuesday you paid more federal income taxes that 26 major U.S. corporations!

Why can’t Rep. “Stiff” Steve get a hairpiece like that “Great American icon Donald “Duck” Trump?

I hope you retards realize that you will go to hell if you don’t hold the same religious convictions as the Reich-wing fundamentalists.

Our never-lost-a-major-case Willie Meggs tells the NYTs that our local keystone cops used bad investigative processes. Wow, is that the pot calling the kettle black or what ?

I guess they should rename Valdosta as Sludgeville or Fecal City or Sewageville or Doodyville or… you get the idea.

Sure, I’m not boycotting the Seminoles. But be advised merchants and advertisers, I’m not buying anything with that new logo on it.

Logogate has produced the ultimate irony. A supposed group of Seminoles find themselves circling the wagons.

It’s disheartening to see that the greatest Country in the World is using it’s governmental power to intimidate and discredit any and all that would oppose the current regime. Very sad really.

If the lefties want to find out where the real war on women is located, look up I Ayaan Hirsi Ali. I doubt that you have heard of her unless you happen to watch FOX on occasion. Caution, there may be facts involved.

Do not use your cell phone at the gas pump. You endanger us all, and for INANE CHATTER, not even conversation.

I’d volunteer to proofread (before it’s printed) the Democrat for you, but my local Georgia paper is working me overtime…. and they publish only six days a week. Ain’t our educashun sistem wunnerful?

Hush little children! The decision regarding the new Logo and uniforms will be made by…. MONEY.

It was so nice to have a situation in Nevada that was calmed down without confrontation fired up again by the little ole lady voiced Harry Reid, saying “it isn’t over”. Bundy must be a Republican.

Here is a wonderful idea…why not let the Homeless Shelter move into the vacant Ramada Inn. Already there and has a full kitchen.

I often wonder what it would be like if an experienced businessman and leader had been elected into the office of President of the United States. But, I guess qualifications don’t matter if you can give a good speech.