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I am not a fashionable person. I just know that when you put an LED lighting system in anything but your swimming pool, you’ve got no fucking taste, not that I ever thought Katy Perry was stylish or cool, she always kinda looked like a circus performer and the only thin interesting about her, or her dress is her breasts, even if they come with her ugly face making stupid Times Square Bomb jokes like the loser fuckin retard idiot that this cunt is….

I just met a woman who smelled like a welfare check, or maybe it was a food stamp, or it could have just been poverty, and she reminded me of Britney Spears…..not because everyone in the area knows her from seeing her pussy, or even because she had a weird uneducated accent, a couple fatherless kids, nicotine stained fingers, saggy tits and low grade stripper trying to pay her baby formula body….but because she was not only on the Britney Spears stained clothes fashion program or the Britney Spears not showering hygiene prograb, but because she was on the Britney Spears diet plan cuz she was trying to tell me about how she drinks 6 cans of coke a day, but not the diet shit that causes cancer, the real coke and like she’s ordering a cup of coffee puts extra sugar in the shit….and then she demonstrated the shit like a fucking junky who would be better off doing real drugs, but in her defense a toothless mouth is a solid investment in her line of work….

Either way, here’s some Britney in some tight shirt showing off ghetto tit getting paid to drink coke.

I am just happy they kept Snooki wrapped the fuck up…..these are some really sloppy fucking girls…the kind of girls you know you can hustle in the club, not just because they are throwing up all over themselves, but because they aren’t hot, even though they think they are. Seriously, they all look like half-retarded dogs and the funniest thing about them is that they a huge part of their jobs is to rock out in a bikini all day, despite none of them really having a decent bikini body, not even the one with implants. I feel like I’m watching the beach day at the trailer park or some shit. There is nothing cool, or good about this, excpet maybe that there’s a risk for all of them to collectively drown…..

I didn’t know girls still dressed like this, and I would know, I live amongst poor, drunk, white trash and see them out everyday, and even they have more style than this Jersey shit…even the most gutter of strippers looks and dresses better than this, and America needs to stop these latch on pigs as they rock out in Florida for their new season about a month after Spring Break, or as they like to call it, the holiest week of the year….when the only people in Miami are Cubans, Old people and little dying kids on their make-a-wish foundation dream trips….

Here are the disgusting pics….it’s so irritating that these bitches don’t realize that they are actually fucking hideous….but at least they are in the bikini…..even though they represent everything wrong in society….

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point….

Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

I have no interest in Jersey Shore. I think the whole concept is a waste of fucking time and I try to pretend people like this don’t actually exist in the world. I already had no hope in society, but when the gutter shit I’ve seen in clubs get their own show, whether they are being laughed at or not, I just can’t accept it or grasp that they get paid decent money to humiliate themselves….and America actually shows and interest and cares about what’s going on in their lives…it’s at the point where it’s no longer a joke, or comedy, or idiots on TV, it’s actually a fucking phenomenon….these people are “The Hills” status celebrity…and I guess this pig is the next Heidi Montag….and here she is getting her stripper looking trash a manicure in some stripper lookin’ outfit….the whole thing is fucking ridiculous and bitch isn’t hot…but she sure as hell thinks she is…

Jersey Shore are switching things up by sending the trash from Jersey down to Miami, which is conveniently equally as trashy but more expensive, but now that they have all the money they ever need and since MTV is financing their shit, it’s safe to say the move was a natural progression especially all the top level Jersey trash I know who work the boardwalk always migrate to Florida Boardwalks for the winters….

I still can’t understand how these people make a living being followed by a camera and never will understand it…It’s depressing that these pigs make more money than most people because there is something seriously wrong with America…or maybe there’s just something seriously wrong with most people since they watch this shit…

Either way, Snooki was on her way to the gym, lookin like she needs the gym real bad….cuz she’s fat…and ugly…so really a gym won’t save her…but MTV will….

Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease.

Nikki Sixx looks like an old little jewish woman who has had too much plastic surgery after spending the day getting her hair and make-up done at the salon for her grandson’s bar mitzvah , so there’s no surprise that he’s trying to over-compensate for his 5 foot 5 stature and very likely homosexuality by hiring some stripper trash to walk around with her trash fake tits and flat ass body in a see through outfit cuz stripper trash has no fucking shame especially when getting paid, and the whole thing is a serious fucking joke…I seriously haven’t seen someone with millions of dollars try this hard in a long fucking time…I mean dude can just give up the act and rot away in a mansion somewhere…but instead he makes public appearances with this shit and I guess I can’t really complain cuz I shouldn’t really care and I don’t…but I just can’t help but find the whole thing seriously fucking pathetic.

Aubry O’Day is known for being on some fake tit whore on a really useless Diddy show, that gave her the taste of black that made her want to slowly turn herself black or at least milk the fact that she became a black object of interest, with a fat ass and titties, and so she took up eating to stay thick without realizing that all fat white chicks are black object of interest because she doesn’t want to admit that she’s a nobody that is only good for fucking….

She has befriended some no name Australian slut who was also on a reality show and who looks like a pornstar, but I’m not allowed to say is a pornstar because she’ll sue me, as she has tried before, and I guess they are celebrating Aubry’s birthday together because they have so much in common, mainly being totally fucking irrelevant bitches with fat tits who are too fuckin’ annoying to actually become pornstars everyone already thinks they are….

Here’s an old version of Ginger Spice. You know what a digitial artist does for kidnapped kids so that we know what little Tommy who was taken in 1979 would look like today, only the real life version.

I’m not sure why, but whatever it is that she is wearing reminds me of somehting a haggard, chain smoking, down on her luck single mother would wear to work at the local 1950’s inspired adult themed diner in the industrial part of town, where truckers go for burgers and the daily spaghetti special, a job and fate I think most people can agree was better suited for her, before luck and no gag reflex seriously changed her destiny….

Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are.

Jayde Nicole is the postergirl for the high school slut from a poor single home who doesn’t really want to become a stripper because she thinks it is beneath her but doesn’t mind getting naked because vagina has been her number one tool to get things she wants whether from teachers, rich older men in the small town they are from, bosses at the Walmart they work at, or drug dealing boyfriends who buy them all the fancy Ed Hardy they want, before realizing that Hollywood is where the real money is, so sticking in her shitty small town in Canada is a stupid strategy to get in a place where she can buy all the tacky shit she always wanted, at all the stores all the tacky Hollywood bitches she envied used to shop, so she takes some nude pics, sends them to Playboy and next thing you know, bitch is on MTV and shopping at Kitson instead of the shitty sex store in her hometown and the whole thing is like a fucking fairytale…a really boring fairytale that I wish ended in gangrape.

Here she is wearing a onsie like she was still that 8 year old in Canada too poor to get new pajamas that fit her…too poor to have a bed, forced to squeeze into a crib and play with old dirty rocks she found in the cemetary she lived next doo to..only a lot cheesier….

Some usless gutter piece of shit trash named Lady Sovereign and Ronnie Woods’ annoying mail order bride who he beat the fuck up because he realized garbage hipsters are more fun to beat up than to fuck were the first to get kicked off Celebrity Big Brother UK and I guess they went to celebrate how annoying they are by getting wasted and more annoying.

I’ve unfortunately been in the same room as Lady Sovereign at her concert. Bitch is not really a bitch but more a poor white dude from the trailer park. She was spitting and hacking and lookin’ for her Heineken and the whole thing was about as sexy as watching your fat friend take a fucking shit….

I don’t really know why I am posting this, but I can only assume it’s because it’s a slow news day and not because I am proud that I was in the same room as this piece of garbage, but I had nothing else to really write about when it comes to two idiots even their home country doesn’t give a fuck about…..

I generally hate pornstars because they think they are celebrities. They don’t realize that they are just the tainted cumshot drying on the face of the entertainment industry, they are bottom feeding prostitutes who realized that if they fuck for money on camera, they can’t get arrested for being prostitutes, essentially, creating an industry with “professionals” who get paid to fuck when being a “professional” takes little fucking talent, just no class, no shame, a pile of tacky stripper clothes and a craving for male attention….

We all fuck, we all know how to fuck and every girl I have ever fucked has given me a performance far more exhilerating than any porn scene I’ve watched, but I guess being someone who can get laid, even if it is by really ugly girls, automatically makes me not part of their target audience.

They want husbands bored of their wives and too pussy to cheat and virgins losers who can’t get laid, the kind of idiot who will make his way to their conference and stand in line for their autographs like they are some kind of famous……giving them a bigger ego and making them think they are more relevant than they back alley blowjob they are worth….

I’ve met Sasha Grey and she’s a fucking cunt. She thought she was more important than she was because she bullshitted her story into being some “Social Experiment on Sexuality” and rockstars, celebrities and other perverts ate her up, making her a total fucking cunt who thought she was more than a whore with huge bush. I’ve also met Jesse Jane and she’s alright , she just looks like a fucking alien thanks to heavy plastic surgery a life of no self esteem gave her…and here they are riding giant dick a couple of weeks ago for G4TV. A reader sent in these pics so you can thank him for their half assed quality….

And here’s Sasha Grey, Boring, Obnoxious and Half-Retarded…..

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I don’t really like Russell Brand at all. The only redeeming quality he had was the minor possibility that he was HIV positive from when he used to share needles doing heroin in the UK. I feel like I’ve mentioned this 100 times before, because I have….

Unfortunately for us, he bullshitted that whole heroin story when he was creating this persona that is clearly as authentic as his heterosexuality. This out of the box, cookie cutter act is just a fucking act and the whole half-homo, sexually ambigious “drug addiction” bullshit just solidified his failed rocker act.

Either way, here he is changing the world in his work, but simulating pissing on someone’s face while probably getting paid millions of dollars and anyone who says this bullshit takes talent is a fucking asshole who needs to be taken outback and shot. Seriously….look at these pictures and try your hardest to have any level of respect for this waste of fucking space “Funnyman”…..who is really just an annoying tight clothes wearing queer….

Hollywood fucking sucks. The scam is on us…We are the real fucking idiots for allowing these people to have careers…