A skinny guy in beard and beanie named James sits in a passenger seat of a white beat up Honda. In the driver seat is a fat guy in a blue parka named Glen. They are sitting outside a large movie theater.

James:
Alright fat man- repeat the plan- repeat the plan- lets hear it one more time.

Glen:
Ah come on goddammit- I know the plan- we know the plan.

James:
Well if you know the fucking plan then you should have no problem-

Glen:
Alright, alright.

James:
One, two, three- go!

Glen:
We pull up front- you jump out- wave the gun around like you're dirty fucking Harry- they give you the cash- you climb back in- we drive off before they realize they've even been fucked.

James:
Well- I took like a week off work- told them that a relative was sick the whole time.

Glen:
So they canned you?

James:
Not right away- but they sure as fuck didn't believe my story.

Glen:
What'd they do?

James:
Well after a week of being back- I went on a lunch break- I was going to leave and get a sandwich or something- and before I left- that fucking guy- Steve- asked me to get him a cup of coffee while I was out- I said sure and he gave me a few bucks for it.

Glen:
Yeah- and?

James:
Well I go up and get my sandwich but I forget about his fucking coffee- so when I get in there he comes up to me and he's all like: 'Where's my coffee?'

Glen:
Heh- ha

James:
So I just tell him they didn't have it at the place I went to- and this asshole mother fucker looks at me and says-

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Steve:
You're a fucking liar- you're fired.

Beth:
Jesus I still can't believe it- I can't believe you did that.

Steve:
Fuck it. He's a stupid fucking dead beat and he had it coming-

Beth:
You sure that's him- I don't remember him having a beard.

Steve:
Fucking A that's him- you remember what he did- you remember- after I fired his ass?

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James:
And I fucking flipped- I knocked the poster down for that stupid fucking Adam Sandler movie and told them all to go fuck their mothers.

Glen:
Fuck man- are you sure they won't know it's you?

James:
Well I've got the fucking mask-

Glen:
What about you're voice- you dumb shit- what about you're goddamn voice?