Results for "being born"

Note: Uncensored shot has the potential to steal your soul, hit the jump at your own risk.
This is Cleyed the Cyclops kitty. Sadly, he only lived a short time because, you know, you're not supposed to be born a cyclops. No offense to you real Cyclopes out there -- but I will... / Continue →

Note: Full-res version HERE to print out and hang in your cubicle (save the file to see it even bigger).
Okay so "updated" might not be the right word, since it's the exact same geek zodiac I posted last year, just a nicer looking version. Think of it as like when a cereal c... / Continue →

This is an easy-to-understand chart depicting how common birthdays are in the US based on data from 1973-1999. *sobbing* My parents said I was special -- it looks like half the f***ing country was born August 12th! So yeah, basically if you were born in July-September you are... / Continue →

If there's one thing I don't want to give birth to it's a giant spider. If there's two it's a giant spider and a superhero. No thank you amirite?! Ain't no "strength of 100-men" baby tearing out of this vagina like there's a bank robbery in progress. Unless I was so hopped u... / Continue →