Isn’t it amazing how £1,625 worth of dress can look so…well, cheap? All of those “bandage” bits loosely wrapped around the floral print backing, like a mummy’s bandages falling off its rotting flesh. We’re not sure the dress that lies beneath those “bandages” is any better, to be honest, but even so, our fingers are itching to go over there and start unravelling, just to see what would happen.

If, however, you love this dress just as it is, it’s by Marc Jacobs, and you can buy it here.