I am an evil giraffe. Who no longer blogs about politics.

I want to throw Gabby Giffords off of the House Armed Services Committee until she’s recovered from her assassination attempt! I thought that it was important because without that vote we’d have NINE more Republicans on the committee than Democrats, not eight!

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I can count up to nine!

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I was almost carried away by members of my own party and beaten with sticks!