<quoted text>No, you're supposed to be answering questions about your AOL dial-up and your pending nuptials.But of course you were sidetracked by the thought of another man's sphincter again.It's OK ... when you're done just put the box of tissue back where you found it and remember to wash your hands.

<quoted text>Or he can choose to cut and run from my questions like he has been under several different names so far.Priceless.For a second there I forgot you much you hate it when I pick on your boyfriend there.I'd apologize ... but we both know I wouldn't mean a word of it.That was 100% intentional on my part.

It's funny when you ask dopey questions and expect someone is under some sort of obligation to answer them. Then when they don't you say you've won. We can see right through that kid.

<quoted text>Are the mods laughing at you? Well, if so, then I wouldn't let it bother me. After all, Topix "moderators" are failures as fry cooks and bath house greeters*.*"Welcome to Costco. I love you."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Z8zNsUTWsOcXX

Proud of your new job at Costco eh? You should be! Quit mooching off your mom. We're real proud of you tough guy! Real proud.

P.S. You look real cute in the video. Like a real fake tough guy would!

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