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Yeah, earlier today my bus went past a field, and upon seeing two hay bales placed beside each other my best pal uttered beneath his breath "tits...". This shit hits some harder than others it would seem.

At 25, its more stress that kills mine. I work and go to school full time, so what little time I do have, I like to sit back and relax. By the time I'm relaxed enough to even get turned on, if I want to get 6 hours of sleep, I need to go to sleep right then.

I didn't start feeling sexual emotions until well into my sophomore year. Until then I had a purely intellectual and romantic crush on the one girl who was nice to me. As I got older I finally realized that sex was indeed awesome and worth trying to get.

As a guy who is seemingly in the same situation as your boyfriend, I urge you to not give up on him. If he's anything like me, deep down he really wants to be as active as he ever was, but it's just very difficult for him to bring those feelings to the surface. I can't offer you any advice about how to make it happen, only keep up the communication with him and don't make him feel like you resent him. It's not his fault, after all (unless of course it turns out that it is, for some reason).

I get you. My girlfriend had completely lost her sex drive until she stopped taking her birth control pills. Say anything you want, but sex is an important factor in any relationship. Sexual frustration gets the best of some couples.

Puberty didn't really affect me much emotionally. I still grew pretty tall and packed on a lot of muscle but I didn't have volatile emotions or any sex drive. It affected me physically and that was about it.

"Women like sex too!" The comic isn't saying they don't. For one it's a photoshop; the original had the girl asking what will make the boy happy, and the boy replying with "I like fucking." So, parallel universe. ALSO, even disregarding THAT, it's not saying girls don't like to fuck. That's absurd. Otherwise the world be just be rape and gay men. It's saying girls aren't as upfront with it as this.

I'll repeat that: IT'S SAYING GIRLS AREN'T AS UPFRONT WITH IT AS THIS.

Instead of everyone clamoring to be the first to say "hurf durf this simple comic is clearly false! let me misconstrue it so everyone can see how sexually liberated I am/how sensitive I am to the plight of the modern woman in webcomics," let's all just laugh at an innocuous little joke. If you don't laugh, downvote. Move on.

It's not hard to understand why people think OP is saying that women don't want sex, especially since a lot of people seem to think that men normally want sex from anything that moves and that women are abnormal to want it except to please a man. That was my first reaction, because it's a really common idea in our society, and it can be pretty harmful. I can sort of see where you'd get the "it's just saying girls aren't upfront" interpretation, but that's still a pretty shitty stereotype.

Also, there's a reason there's a comment section- conversations about whatever the post is aren't necessarily a bad thing.

My girlfriend likes sex just fine. After 6 years together,I have submitted to the fact that it is not humanly possible for her to have sex with me every time I wanted it. It's just not a realistic expectation to have sex multiple times per day every day for the rest of our lives.

But that doesn't seem to be the case if you examine data from all available internet sources for casual dating sites. There's a significant majority of men over women who are interested in sex. In many cases, with as much as 10:1 ratio of men to women.

Here's a quote from another thread a while back by Redditor "Quierochurros":

Get off the soapbox. For starters, it's a joke. Yes, it may be based in reality, but there are reasons for it.
My wife and I have awesome sex, but it fluctuates. Maybe 5 times one week then 5 times over the next 2 months. It's not the fact that we're married that causes dry spells. It's the lifestyle we lead. House, jobs, two kids in school. Scouts, sports, homework. Eat too much fast food. Can't afford both a gym membership and the gas to drive to the gym. Most exercise is from doing housework and yardwork. Junior is sick. I get sick. Junior 2 gets sick. Wife gets sick. Wife gets better just in time to start period from hell.
We both typically like to shower off the day's grime prior to sex -- nobody's crotch smells good after 15 hours of walking, standing, squatting, dumping, whatever. If we shower together, we typically can get in some sex afterward. If we have to shower separately for some reason -- let's say the kids are still awake -- forget it. The one who showers first is probably going to be asleep before the second can get the shower door closed.
Tl;dr -- It's not the ring that cause sex to decline, but the cumulative effects of married life, especially the effect of kids on the lifestyle.

Whether you have the best facial features or not, there are some really simple ways to make yourself much more attractive. Also, confidence really is extremely attractive in both sexes. Never stop trying to improve yourself.

I'm overweight, but I've been working out and slowly losing the weight. I've always been confident, so the combination of self-improvement and confidence has me getting laid more often than my "hotter looking" less confident friends.

This really bears repeating. Women DO enjoy fucking. A lot. Many of them, anyway. If you are dating a woman, I highly recommend you both try spicing shit up in bed (beyond what you presume she is into), and further, ASK HER what she would be into trying.

There's a reason women read 50 Shades.

I'm a 30 year old man with a goodly number of partners under my belt, from one night stands to several mult-year relationships. Over the years I've picked up some things.

Women like to be (reasonably gently) choked. (Edit: some women). They like to be (with prior discussion) slapped around. (Edit: some women). They like belts. (Edit: some women). They like toys. (Edit: some women). Many of them like butt stuff. And piss play. And choking on dicks.

Don't make the mistake that you can just be a good boyfriend, who gives adequate vanilla sex, and expect a faithful woman to not get bored of you, perhaps develop a wandering eye, perhaps just dump your ass and find herself a badder boy.

As dudes, we're usually concerned with merely the frequency of sex. For women,(Edit: some women) they are more concerned with the mental aspects of sex. Role playing, imo, is primarily something women (Edit: some women) as opposed to men want. Because they need to get to a certain mental place to get off in the best ways. Get 'em there.

Edited because some people thought I was "generalizing". Re-Edit: LOL at the downvotes because I "generalized". If you can't tell I was not talking about all women, downvote ahoy. I don't know what is your deal; the meat of the post seems very true.

You sir, are making some very broad generalizations about an extremely large group of individuals.

Some women like to be choked yes, some women like to be choked a lot, and some really really would not like to be choked at all. Same with everything and everyone. And hey, some women like to do the choking. BDSM and all that fun stuff involving sex and sexuality works both ways.

Do people actually turn the lights off for fucking? I think I've only had sex in the dark if it was already dark when we started. I kind of assumed that was just thing that only happened in pop culture.

Welp after reading the comments I have come to two equally depressing conclusions... Either I am surrounded by the only women on earth who don't actually like to have sex, don't think about sex, don't watch porn, and have other things to do than get laid... OR... This thread is full of liars pretending to be women who are pretending to actually like sex.

I am trying to figure out what PC means in this context. And I kinda suspected that it wasn't the norm, but saying so on reddit is opening yourself to all the venomous responses from the "girls who watch porn". As it is I've already had it hinted to me that I'm stupid and ugly and thats why the girls around me hide their supposed sex addiction.

Though I believe women enjoy sex just as much as men, and possibly even want it as often, it seems likely that societal reinforcement keeps them believing sex is something sacred and private (which is fine), and something that you have to hide and give to someone else you trust (not fine.) And that's not even touching on what men are taught about sex.

Sometimes I wonder if we'd all be happier overall if both sexes were taught the same thing - that sex does not belong to one or the other, should not be something taken or given, surrendered or conquered, but something that should be a shared experience between two people that care about each other and think it would be fun.

Shit, if those scientific studies are on the money that parallel universe probably has less cancer too...

Yes. It's bad because I don't fit the social model of a guy either. I mean I do love sex (username duh), but I'm shy and do a lot better with an aggressive type of girl. Unfortunately I can count the number of times a girl's approached me on one hand - and I'm sure at least part of that is due to society heavily penalizing those that do it regularly. And I feel a constant pressure to be having sex all the time as a man...since I don't, for me that becomes negative pressure.

My friend met his wife at a red light. He just got into her car and asked what she wanted to do tonight. She said she didn't know. He said "I haven't fucked in a while" to which she replied "Me either" and they drove off..

The title made me sad. I love fucking. Not only do I love it, but I require no emotional commitment to the person to enjoy that fuck. Attitudes like that made people assume sexually active women are abnormal (read: whores) and it makes me sad.

Thanks to OP for getting many dudes laid tonight just because their girlfriends were so outraged by this cartoon. Only one way to prove it wrong, ladies! (Also, you could have applauded the stereotype that guys aren't concerned with making women happy. Kind of surprised that's not dominating the comments, but I won't get into my theories as to why.)

Those of you girls who insist that this is our universe and that OP is wrong, I would like to tell you that you are wrong.

He's not arguing that women never want to fuck or don't enjoy it. He's arguing that women are significantly more sensitive to when they fuck.

I've had enough girlfriends to know that if you're listening to her vent, or if she's down about something, making a move on her is a bad choice. A "good fuck" simply isn't something women consider to make themselves feel better when they're upset or sad.