Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flackery

This might not be what the L.A. Weekly is exactly going for, but above is my decidedly tame though no doubt sourly nostalgic first effort made after Mack Reed at L.A. Voice pointed out the L.A. Weekly’s build-your-own Blank Blankly section of their website that allows you to waste time better suited for more important endeavors in the construction your very own statement that mimics the look/feel of the paper’s current ad campaign. You supply the image and the verb/adverb, and the LA Weekly supplies the finished product. Have at it!