Never a cross word

Anticipating a slow day on Monday I decided to have a crack at the Telegraph criptic but finished it in 2 hours - most unlike me!
It got me thinking: You clever folk can, I'm sure bang one off before breakfast. What's your favourite clue, eithere published or your own?

A bored 5 minites at work... not sure I've got the nag of writing crosswords though...

1. these bags sound like fun!
2. strange drive, with an extra v in there, sort of
3. I think that Kellogs used these guys as mascots or something back in the 80s
4. Not a wasp-hobble but a good year
5+6. Bloke from that band who sang Vienna (I think)
7. Luckilly avoided biscuit
8. Not me sheep
9. Also not me sheep

You're all too clever for me. I flatter myself that I've got an agile mind and am not entirely dim. I like to think that had I been around during the big show against the Jerrys I'd have been posted to Bletchley then I try to do a crossword and realise that I'd have been stuck somewhere dreadful and trusted with nothing more technological than a broom.

Le penny just dropped on Tour de France (I think) If correct, the answer is also responsable for the copper stills in the Loire where Messendorf Kummel is made, if that helps.
Just large fish to go then.

Had a look at these this morning - was not awake. But most make sense now.

Suggest you all go out and buy an Independent tomorrow - the cryptic crossword is an absolute stinker. Interesting to see what you all make of it. This normally takes me about three days!!!

Give it a go and we'll compare notes perhaps.

BTW in the good old days if there was an anagram involved, at least the letters would be in the clue. In the Indy part of the answer can be made up of an anagram that is only clued, if you get me. Not sporting at all.