I dont know when this contest came arise, because ive been jerking off for the past hour.. And ive only seen one other entry for it, but i must say that this site does indeed.. WIN (+5)
And the origin "+ A series of tubes" .. obviously CLASSIC. (+1)

Best entry yet. I'm keeping my entry simple since it only gets 15 seconds before the redirection to YTMND. Don't use a syncan-sized GIF for this contest, guys. Yours was a reasonable load, shouldn't be any trouble.

nutnics, I'm no Star Wars expert, so I may be wrong, but I BELIEVE Vader says "command ship" in one of the movies, so there's your "com". Aside, I hope max uses this, it's pretty good (excellent, in facT) for a redirect site! :D

If you want to add someone saying dot com, you could add the emperors voice. I know for a fact that he says Commander you could get the com from that. You could also add him cackling at the end after vader says don't fail me again.