Wow... okay wow. So I only just watched IGN's AND Gamespot's reviews for Lost World because I was on mobile all day.

Holy freaking mother of loaf. How can game review websites get such SUCH bad game reviewers? I mean freaking SERIOUSLY. The combination of lack of willingness to even try, whiny complaints about the slightest requirement of skill and overall untalented bullsh*t just pisses me off to no end.

And don't even call anyone a fanboy for not trusting their opinions. The dislikes have it:

I am keeping my preorder, and I'm certainly most looking forward to the release of this game. I don't expect a 10/10 game by any means, and I'm sure I'll find issues and problems during my playthrough, but I sure as hell am not taking either of these guys' opinions for games ever again.

I think my Pokediciton is coming back. I started up a new game of Pokemanz Crystal today for reasons I'm not entirely sure of.

Gonna take a break from that and play some Pokemanz Y instead.

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Also:

I need me a Lugia nao, peeps. 4 srsly.

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Despite the save battery having crapped out, I still have my copy of Pokemon Crystal. Pretty good condition, the usual indentations in the label (They look like scratches but the label wasn't harmed in any way.) associated with well loved GB games. That was my first Pokemon game and I've held it pretty closely. I wish the battery hadn't crapped out. That was years worth of my childhood and some of my teenage years completely lost.

Oddly enough, a year later Heart Gold and Soul Silver were announced. I got SS and it nearly filled that hole left by that dead battery.

Wow... okay wow. So I only just watched IGN's AND Gamespot's reviews for Lost World because I was on mobile all day.

Holy freaking mother of loaf. How can game review websites get such SUCH bad game reviewers? I mean freaking SERIOUSLY. The combination of lack of willingness to even try, whiny complaints about the slightest requirement of skill and overall untalented bullsh*t just pisses me off to no end.

And don't even call anyone a fanboy for not trusting their opinions. The dislikes have it:

Well, how many of each IVs get passed down from parents. Is a flawless totally random or can you skew it to get really good odds?

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They added a great item mechanic into the game this generation with Destiny Knot (which you get in the upstairs of the Cyllage hotel, the maid gives you it), if one of the Pokemon being bred has a Destiny Knot held then 5 random IVs from both parents are passed down to the baby. So if a Parent with perfect IVs in Attack and Defense breeds with another one with perfect IVs in Sp Def, HP, and Speed. And one of them is holding a Destiny Knot, then it is possible for one of the babies to get all 5 of those perfect IVs via the destiny knot, which would be a flawless Pokemon (a Pokemon only needs 5 out of 6 IVs to be perfect to be flawless because most every Pokemon don't need both Attack and Sp Attack, it's either one or the other) but it's a random chance, that's the tedious part, you have to keep going and checking their IVs to find one that's good

The stats are generally random when you breed so that's why it takes a somewhat long amount of time. But with the Destiny Knot it takes a significant less amount of time then in past generations.

"Progressive formulas (i.e. driving the industry away from your Nintendo raised childhood while your parents were cheating on each other and shooting up on heroine) makes them stand out exclusives." "The Wii wasn't new either (motion controls existed before, as well as mini games), it sold well because fat, lazy white people and shugga mommas finally had a reason to stop using fried chicken grease as lube while watching reality TV and actually get up."

"Progressive formulas (i.e. driving the industry away from your Nintendo raised childhood while your parents were cheating on each other and shooting up on heroine) makes them stand out exclusives." "The Wii wasn't new either (motion controls existed before, as well as mini games), it sold well because fat, lazy white people and shugga mommas finally had a reason to stop using fried chicken grease as lube while watching reality TV and actually get up."

Just some reasons why this has to be my best fucking post ever.

Tapatit.

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We need to start a collection of my most memorable quotes. Here's another one.

"Bro, you put the anal in sales analyst. [Sales analysts gather together and start twerking furiously]."

This is an object! This is a sword and sheath. What's next? A pencil with eyes? A toaster with little breads sticking out? How is this stuff getting approved?

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Can't wait until you see Klefki

Honedge is awesome! I've wanted a ghostly possessed sword for like ever

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WHAT THE TIT?! A key ring?! A KEY RING WITH KEYS?!?! THIS IS A POKEMON?! This is a living, organic creature that has existed for how long? Am I to assume this creature which was newly discovered (because pokemon researchers are apparently missing a WHOLE LOT of pokemon out there as evidence by each new game) just so happens to be a key ring, a key and a keyhole long before door locks were invented? That's an incredible coincidence. Because I find it pretty remarkable how many living creatures happen to be the exact image of our real world inventions. Not only would nobody ever use that stupid ass thing, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! Hey look how many pokemon I'm designing

Hatsy. Hes a hat. He likes to lay on peoples heads trying in an attempt to control their minds and is often gone unnoticed due to appearing so inconspicuous.
Shoefly. Hes a shoe with wings. Trainers often step on Shoefly believing him to be their shoes.
Tablex. Hes a fuggen table. Tablex has a history of being spray painted with graffiti due to his broad flat surface and is often used as a billboard for trainers in a league.
Jellby. A Jelly Bean. In accordance with this games sometimes freaked up description. Jellby is a protected pokemon on the verge of extinction due to children mistaking them for candy.

This is an object! This is a sword and sheath. What's next? A pencil with eyes? A toaster with little breads sticking out? How is this stuff getting approved?

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Can't wait until you see Klefki

Honedge is awesome! I've wanted a ghostly possessed sword for like ever

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WHAT THE TIT?! A key ring?! A KEY RING WITH KEYS?!?! THIS IS A POKEMON?! This is a living, organic creature that has existed for how long? Am I to assume this creature which was newly discovered (because pokemon researchers are apparently missing a WHOLE LOT of pokemon out there as evidence by each new game) just so happens to be a key ring, a key and a keyhole long before door locks were invented? That's an incredible coincidence. Because I find it pretty remarkable how many living creatures happen to be the exact image of our real world inventions. Not only would nobody ever use that stupid ass thing, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! Hey look how many pokemon I'm designing

Hatsy. Hes a hat. He likes to lay on peoples heads trying in an attempt to control their minds and is often gone unnoticed due to appearing so inconspicuous.
Shoefly. Hes a shoe with wings. Trainers often step on Shoefly believing him to be their shoes.
Tablex. Hes a fuggen table. Tablex has a history of being spray painted with graffiti due to his broad flat surface and is often used as a billboard for trainers in a league.
Jellby. A Jelly Bean. In accordance with this games sometimes freaked up description. Jellby is a protected pokemon on the verge of extinction due to children mistaking them for candy.

Honedge is awesome! I've wanted a ghostly possessed sword for like ever

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WHAT THE TIT?! A key ring?! A KEY RING WITH KEYS?!?! THIS IS A POKEMON?! This is a living, organic creature that has existed for how long? Am I to assume this creature which was newly discovered (because pokemon researchers are apparently missing a WHOLE LOT of pokemon out there as evidence by each new game) just so happens to be a key ring, a key and a keyhole long before door locks were invented? That's an incredible coincidence. Because I find it pretty remarkable how many living creatures happen to be the exact image of our real world inventions. Not only would nobody ever use that stupid ass thing, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! Hey look how many pokemon I'm designing

Hatsy. Hes a hat. He likes to lay on peoples heads trying in an attempt to control their minds and is often gone unnoticed due to appearing so inconspicuous.
Shoefly. Hes a shoe with wings. Trainers often step on Shoefly believing him to be their shoes.
Tablex. Hes a fuggen table. Tablex has a history of being spray painted with graffiti due to his broad flat surface and is often used as a billboard for trainers in a league.
Jellby. A Jelly Bean. In accordance with this games sometimes freaked up description. Jellby is a protected pokemon on the verge of extinction due to children mistaking them for candy.

Time to knock off early, I designed a whole 4 pokemon today.

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And I wasn't disappointed

Fuzz should make the next Pokemon game??

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Fuzz should make the next Pokemon game! It would be the sexiest Pokemon game yet!

WHAT THE TIT?! A key ring?! A KEY RING WITH KEYS?!?! THIS IS A POKEMON?! This is a living, organic creature that has existed for how long? Am I to assume this creature which was newly discovered (because pokemon researchers are apparently missing a WHOLE LOT of pokemon out there as evidence by each new game) just so happens to be a key ring, a key and a keyhole long before door locks were invented? That's an incredible coincidence. Because I find it pretty remarkable how many living creatures happen to be the exact image of our real world inventions. Not only would nobody ever use that stupid ass thing, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! Hey look how many pokemon I'm designing

Hatsy. Hes a hat. He likes to lay on peoples heads trying in an attempt to control their minds and is often gone unnoticed due to appearing so inconspicuous.
Shoefly. Hes a shoe with wings. Trainers often step on Shoefly believing him to be their shoes.
Tablex. Hes a fuggen table. Tablex has a history of being spray painted with graffiti due to his broad flat surface and is often used as a billboard for trainers in a league.
Jellby. A Jelly Bean. In accordance with this games sometimes freaked up description. Jellby is a protected pokemon on the verge of extinction due to children mistaking them for candy.

Time to knock off early, I designed a whole 4 pokemon today.

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And I wasn't disappointed

Fuzz should make the next Pokemon game??

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Fuzz should make the next Pokemon game! It would be the sexiest Pokemon game yet!

WHAT THE TIT?! A key ring?! A KEY RING WITH KEYS?!?! THIS IS A POKEMON?! This is a living, organic creature that has existed for how long? Am I to assume this creature which was newly discovered (because pokemon researchers are apparently missing a WHOLE LOT of pokemon out there as evidence by each new game) just so happens to be a key ring, a key and a keyhole long before door locks were invented? That's an incredible coincidence. Because I find it pretty remarkable how many living creatures happen to be the exact image of our real world inventions. Not only would nobody ever use that stupid ass thing, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! Hey look how many pokemon I'm designing

Hatsy. Hes a hat. He likes to lay on peoples heads trying in an attempt to control their minds and is often gone unnoticed due to appearing so inconspicuous.
Shoefly. Hes a shoe with wings. Trainers often step on Shoefly believing him to be their shoes.
Tablex. Hes a fuggen table. Tablex has a history of being spray painted with graffiti due to his broad flat surface and is often used as a billboard for trainers in a league.
Jellby. A Jelly Bean. In accordance with this games sometimes freaked up description. Jellby is a protected pokemon on the verge of extinction due to children mistaking them for candy.

Time to knock off early, I designed a whole 4 pokemon today.

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And I wasn't disappointed

Fuzz should make the next Pokemon game??

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Fuzz should make the next Pokemon game! It would be the sexiest Pokemon game yet!

Fuzzlebro, Pokemon starting taking "odd" forms when gen 3 started. Hell even gen 1 had some odd ones. Like Magnemeite, a magnet with an eye? Or how about Porygon? Yes that key ring pokemon is stupid as fuck, same with that garbage pokemon, and like 20 other newer ones. Unfortunately, you have to acknowledge their existence. You can always just catch them and store them in your PC to show how utterly useless and ridiculous they are.

Now for me? If I like the pokemon's appearance, I tend to catch them. There are some newer ones I noticed in Y Version that I liked. There is a fire/flying bird pokemon that proves to be a badass. There is an ice pokemon that literally is an ICECUBE, but I like his design, so I caught him. Unfortunately, Im not digging the fairy types at all. I find them lame as hell. Of course they will be useful eventually for me in battling, so I learned Azumarill is now part fairy, so Ill probably catch him since I like the Marill family.

And this whole post made absolutely no point for anything. It was just a stupid rant that managed to get you to this far into reading my post questioning why would I make post related to yours and end up derailing it to some random wtf. Moral of the story? Lol there is no moral.

Fuzzlebro, Pokemon starting taking "odd" forms when gen 3 started. Hell even gen 1 had some odd ones. Like Magnemeite, a magnet with an eye? Or how about Porygon? Yes that key ring pokemon is stupid as fuck, same with that garbage pokemon, and like 20 other newer ones. Unfortunately, you have to acknowledge their existence. You can always just catch them and store them in your PC to show how utterly useless and ridiculous they are.

Now for me? If I like the pokemon's appearance, I tend to catch them. There are some newer ones I noticed in Y Version that I liked. There is a fire/flying bird pokemon that proves to be a badass. There is an ice pokemon that literally is an ICECUBE, but I like his design, so I caught him. Unfortunately, Im not digging the fairy types at all. I find them lame as hell. Of course they will be useful eventually for me in battling, so I learned Azumarill is now part fairy, so Ill probably catch him since I like the Marill family.

And this whole post made absolutely no point for anything. It was just a stupid rant that managed to get you to this far into reading my post questioning why would I make post related to yours and end up derailing it to some random wtf. Moral of the story? Lol there is no moral.

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The moral is that everything is always better with two scoops of Fuzz. I'm not finding any pokemon that I really like. It's basically just me and my Shrapmochu beating the crap out of sentient household products and the overly designed remakes of pokemon that already exist. Less is more gamefreak...You're basically creating what is the equivalent of humans being born with clothes and accessories, quit putting so much stuff on these things and let them standout with good design, not excessive design. Let me design pokemon and it would almost exclusively be animal based. Cubone is a great design and a compelling character. I mean I can't explain why every cubone that exists wears it's moms head...but you just gotta pretend like you got the only one and everyone else has a ditto. Also a clever pokemon. MAFUGGIDA ICE CREAM CONE, CHANDELIER AND KEY RING POKEMON ARE INSULTINGLY STUPID. What are you late for work one day, you can't find your keys, you're looking all over, you bump your head into the light fixture and when you finally get to work, you've got no ideas so you take an ice cream break, "man I just can't think of anything..." ".......I'VE GOT IT!"

Stop making these throw away pokemon, the pile is already too saturated in numbers.

Fuzzlebro, Pokemon starting taking "odd" forms when gen 3 started. Hell even gen 1 had some odd ones. Like Magnemeite, a magnet with an eye? Or how about Porygon? Yes that key ring pokemon is stupid as fuck, same with that garbage pokemon, and like 20 other newer ones. Unfortunately, you have to acknowledge their existence. You can always just catch them and store them in your PC to show how utterly useless and ridiculous they are.

Now for me? If I like the pokemon's appearance, I tend to catch them. There are some newer ones I noticed in Y Version that I liked. There is a fire/flying bird pokemon that proves to be a badass. There is an ice pokemon that literally is an ICECUBE, but I like his design, so I caught him. Unfortunately, Im not digging the fairy types at all. I find them lame as hell. Of course they will be useful eventually for me in battling, so I learned Azumarill is now part fairy, so Ill probably catch him since I like the Marill family.

And this whole post made absolutely no point for anything. It was just a stupid rant that managed to get you to this far into reading my post questioning why would I make post related to yours and end up derailing it to some random wtf. Moral of the story? Lol there is no moral.

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The moral is that everything is always better with two scoops of Fuzz. I'm not finding any pokemon that I really like. It's basically just me and my Shrapmochu beating the crap out of sentient household products and the overly designed remakes of pokemon that already exist. Less is more gamefreak...You're basically creating what is the equivalent of humans being born with clothes and accessories, quit putting so much stuff on these things and let them standout with good design, not excessive design. Let me design pokemon and it would almost exclusively be animal based. Cubone is a great design and a compelling character. I mean I can't explain why every cubone that exists wears it's moms head...but you just gotta pretend like you got the only one and everyone else has a ditto. Also a clever pokemon. MAFUGGIDA ICE CREAM CONE, CHANDELIER AND KEY RING POKEMON ARE INSULTINGLY STUPID. What are you late for work one day, you can't find your keys, you're looking all over, you bump your head into the light fixture and when you finally get to work, you've got no ideas so you take an ice cream break, "man I just can't think of anything..." ".......I'VE GOT IT!"

Stop making these throw away pokemon, the pile is already too saturated in numbers.

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While Chandelier is a pretty stupid ghost pokemon compared to Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, Ive grown to like Chandelier. Its probably because I raised one while it was still weak and in its first form. I fully evolved it and went through the region with it. Its probably because I just like ghost pokemon. Like dragon types, I didnt care for Gabite at all. But I raised one in Y Version, now its grown on me. Strangely, I like fire types too, but Delphox I havent grown to, compared to my Venusaur and Rhyperior.

And I probably could make some decent pokemon myself if I wanted to, but Im too lazy.

Fuzzlebro, Pokemon starting taking "odd" forms when gen 3 started. Hell even gen 1 had some odd ones. Like Magnemeite, a magnet with an eye? Or how about Porygon? Yes that key ring pokemon is stupid as fuck, same with that garbage pokemon, and like 20 other newer ones. Unfortunately, you have to acknowledge their existence. You can always just catch them and store them in your PC to show how utterly useless and ridiculous they are.

Now for me? If I like the pokemon's appearance, I tend to catch them. There are some newer ones I noticed in Y Version that I liked. There is a fire/flying bird pokemon that proves to be a badass. There is an ice pokemon that literally is an ICECUBE, but I like his design, so I caught him. Unfortunately, Im not digging the fairy types at all. I find them lame as hell. Of course they will be useful eventually for me in battling, so I learned Azumarill is now part fairy, so Ill probably catch him since I like the Marill family.

And this whole post made absolutely no point for anything. It was just a stupid rant that managed to get you to this far into reading my post questioning why would I make post related to yours and end up derailing it to some random wtf. Moral of the story? Lol there is no moral.

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The moral is that everything is always better with two scoops of Fuzz. I'm not finding any pokemon that I really like. It's basically just me and my Shrapmochu beating the crap out of sentient household products and the overly designed remakes of pokemon that already exist. Less is more gamefreak...You're basically creating what is the equivalent of humans being born with clothes and accessories, quit putting so much stuff on these things and let them standout with good design, not excessive design. Let me design pokemon and it would almost exclusively be animal based. Cubone is a great design and a compelling character. I mean I can't explain why every cubone that exists wears it's moms head...but you just gotta pretend like you got the only one and everyone else has a ditto. Also a clever pokemon. MAFUGGIDA ICE CREAM CONE, CHANDELIER AND KEY RING POKEMON ARE INSULTINGLY STUPID. What are you late for work one day, you can't find your keys, you're looking all over, you bump your head into the light fixture and when you finally get to work, you've got no ideas so you take an ice cream break, "man I just can't think of anything..." ".......I'VE GOT IT!"

Stop making these throw away pokemon, the pile is already too saturated in numbers.

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While Chandelier is a pretty stupid ghost pokemon compared to Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, Ive grown to like Chandelier. Its probably because I raised one while it was still weak and in its first form. I fully evolved it and went through the region with it. Its probably because I just like ghost pokemon. Like dragon types, I didnt care for Gabite at all. But I raised one in Y Version, now its grown on me. Strangely, I like fire types too, but Delphox I havent grown to, compared to my Venusaur and Rhyperior.

And I probably could make some decent pokemon myself if I wanted to, but Im too lazy.

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Someone has to love that poor Chandlier...he didn't ask to be created :'< ...and I will never have a Delphox. Braixen will never grow up.

Well, how many of each IVs get passed down from parents. Is a flawless totally random or can you skew it to get really good odds?

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They added a great item mechanic into the game this generation with Destiny Knot (which you get in the upstairs of the Cyllage hotel, the maid gives you it), if one of the Pokemon being bred has a Destiny Knot held then 5 random IVs from both parents are passed down to the baby. So if a Parent with perfect IVs in Attack and Defense breeds with another one with perfect IVs in Sp Def, HP, and Speed. And one of them is holding a Destiny Knot, then it is possible for one of the babies to get all 5 of those perfect IVs via the destiny knot, which would be a flawless Pokemon (a Pokemon only needs 5 out of 6 IVs to be perfect to be flawless because most every Pokemon don't need both Attack and Sp Attack, it's either one or the other) but it's a random chance, that's the tedious part, you have to keep going and checking their IVs to find one that's good

The stats are generally random when you breed so that's why it takes a somewhat long amount of time. But with the Destiny Knot it takes a significant less amount of time then in past generations.