Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Head trauma probably knocked him out then he suffocated in the boiling chocolate. Gads that's one heck of a death. :o

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Ashkicksasson07/09/09 at 3:03 pm

Damn.

My first thought was "that's how I wanna go," but then I read the article, and thought "nevermind."

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Below Average Daveon07/09/09 at 6:32 pm

Damn.

My first thought was "that's how I wanna go," but then I read the article, and thought "nevermind."

Same here. . .death by chocolate sounds fun--but that's not quite what I had in mind, I thought maybe a sugar overload or something like that, not burning chocolate. . .I hope they don't still try to sell that, those aren't almonds. . .(I know in bad taste. . .but that sounds so painful as a way to go)

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Little_devil_rideron07/09/09 at 7:37 pm

would it be to soon to call it a sweet death? and that work plant it about 5 miles from were i work too. but i think it would be a very bad way to go.

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Foo Baron07/10/09 at 10:23 pm

(From the other board...)

http://www.smothersbrothers.com/images/smobromain1.gif

Wanted for questioning.

Poor guy obviously never listened to his parents' vinyl records as a child, or he'd have known just what to do. He shoulda yelled "Fire".

It's not like he didn't have plenty of warning, the record came out 47 years ago. Now go away, young'uns, or I shall boil down some cabbage while making you listen to the not-funy-side of the vinyl.

Take it, inthe00s!

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:LyricBoyon07/11/09 at 10:25 am

I may never eat a Nestle's Crunch bar again...

Well, at least for maybe 3 or 4 months...

;D

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Marianon07/13/09 at 4:41 pm

His fave movie was Willie wonka and the Chocolate fACTORY!

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Doc Brownon07/13/09 at 11:48 pm

This is probably the worst food disaster since the London Beer Flood.Not quite, LB. I guess you don't know about the 1919 Boston Molassacre!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_DisasterYour Pal,Doc 8)

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:philboon07/14/09 at 10:02 am

Frying tonight!

..well, that's what it made me think of ;)

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Reynolds1863on07/14/09 at 10:24 am

Anyone remember hearing stories about sausage factories in New York long ago. If someone feel in they had no chance of rescue and ended up as part of the ingredient. 8-P

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Doc Brownon07/14/09 at 12:02 pm

Anyone remember hearing stories about sausage factories in New York long ago. If someone feel in they had no chance of rescue and ended up as part of the ingredient. 8-POkaaaaaaaaaaay, that's a little too SOYLENT GREEN for my taste!Your Pal,Doc 8-P

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:LyricBoyon07/14/09 at 1:06 pm

Okaaaaaaaaaaay, that's a little to SOYLENT GREEN for my taste!Your Pal,Doc 8-PAnyone remember hearing stories about sausage factories in New York long ago. If someone feel in they had no chance of rescue and ended up as part of the ingredient. 8-P

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Subject:Re: Death by Chocolate

Written By:Doc Brownon07/14/09 at 3:02 pm

Why am I suddenly desperate to know where Oscar Mayer was buried? 8-P

Anyway, Chocolate dust can also kill if you inhale too much. Once enough fills the air sacs, it can result in respiratory paralysis. I saw it on 1,000 Ways To Die. And yet, most of them arise from carelessness or just basic stupidity!Your Pal,Doc 8)