• Down in front?: Seats at the New Yankee Stadium will cost you an arm and a leg—which is perfect because you won't have any place to put them. [New Stadium Insider]

I thought they said Reggie Miller was "money": The Pacers are broke. No, I don't mean broken—which they are—I mean broke as in they've lost millions and millions of dollars. But at least they got nice uniforms out of it. [No Guts, No Glory]

Rugby: The classy violent sport: The Australian rugby league is having some trouble with "rape-y" players, which owners are wisely blaming on the salary cap. Is there any chance "salary cap" is Australian for "taser"?[Sports Rubbish]