The Free Land of Warpostia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 403 million Warpostians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The strong Warpostian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Warcoins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 55,308 Warcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Warpostians, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Dogs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warpostia's national animal is the Dog.