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The Frothiest, Most Excrement-Filled Rick Santorum Quotes

I’m as happy as the next person to see the underused adjective, frothy, have a resurgence. Too bad it’s due to Rick Santorum’s strong showing in Tuesday’s Iowa straw poll. Before he fizzles, here’s a stroll down memory lane revisiting some of the frothiest excrement that’s passed through his lips.

On Gays in the Military Who Threaten the Sanctity of Showers
“They’re in close quarters, they live with people, they obviously shower with people.”

On How Sucky It Is to Wear a Condom
“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”