Kid gets lifetime NRA membership for Pop-Tart ‘gun’

An 8-year-old boy in Maryland was disciplined by school administrators when he bit pieces off of a Pop-Tart until it resembled the shape of a handgun. Now, the NRA has given him a lifetime membership. I guess the moral of the story is, if you fashion a mock firearm out of a pastry, you get to meet Wayne LaPierre. Remind me never to do that.