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The Cult of Rufus

Fellow survivors, listen to this: Rufus was a man accredited by NG to you by weapons, armor and traits, which NML did among you through him, as you yourselves know. This man was handed over to you by NG’s deliberate plan and foreknowledge.

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Therefore, my friends, I want you to know that through Rufus the salvation from walkers is proclaimed to you. Through him everyone who unlocks him is set free from every death, a survival you were not able to obtain under the teaching of Darryl

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In the past NG spoke to our survivors through the Heroes at many times and in various ways, but in these last days they have spoken to us by Rufus, whom they appointed heir of all things, and through whom also they made the NML universe. Rufus is the radiance of NG’s glory and the exact representation of their being, sustaining all things by his powerful moonshine. After he had provided survival from walkers, he sat down at the right hand of NG in your roster of survivors. So he became as much superior to the previous Heroes as the name he has inherited is superior to theirs.

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Why do the Freemen conspire and the Saviors plot in vain?The walkers of the earth rise up and the biters band together against NG and against Rufus, saying,“Let us break their chains and throw off their shackles.”NG enthroned in Finland laughs; Rufus scoffs at them.He rebukes them in his anger and terrifies them in his wrath, saying,“I have installed my Hero in Alexandria.”

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If we use Rufus' weapon on another Assault survivor/Hero, their charge ability then becomes "Vermin Blast." That's undeniable proof that Rufus has the power to turn every hardcore devout Assault into the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion.

Rufus, The King, will want to enter the new city, Through its enemies they will come to subdue it Captives liberated to speak and act falsely, King to be outside, he will keep far from the enemy. Garden of the world near the new city, In the path of the hollow mountains, It will be seized and plunged into the Vat, Drinking by force the waters poisoned by sulfur.

1) Thou shalt not arm him with any weapon but The Reckoning.
2) Thou shalt not place him in any position other than leader.
3) Thou shall let him have free reign of all buckets in thine camp.
4) Thou shalt not covet his moonshine.
5) All squirrels are unto Rufus.
6) Thou shall smell thine fingers daily.
7) Posterior itches are the divine gifts of Rufus.
8) Thou shall not kill... Rufus in an outpost.
9) All scavenged fruits and vegetables are to be tithed to Rufus and the Holy Still.
10) Thou shall hold him above all heroes.