On Wednesday's episode of Wheel of Fortune, a contestant named Kevin only needed the "M" to fill out the puzzle "A Streetcar Named Desire." The problem is he had no clue, so he asked for a "K," which would have made the puzzle "A Streetcar Naked Desire," which, even if you aren't familiar with the Pulitzer Prize-winning play or the Academy Award-winning Marlon Brando movie, still sounds ridiculous.

We recommend he take some time off from the internet. You know, maybe go read some classic pieces of American literature to avoid any type of further embarrassment. It's just a suggestion, but the evidence points to the need for some culture.