Episode List

Season 8

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what her staff believes she should do differently in 2014. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Annie Lederman and Kurt Braunohler discuss Britney Spears stating that she wants a baby girl so that she can have another version of herself, a study that found that having sex doesn't burn as many calories as first thought, a study that found that rushing to grab a camera to take a photo of a spur of the moment incident worsens your memory of that incident, and a study that found that people stay in unsatisfying relationships for fear of loneliness. And Chelsea's guest...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about the only New Year's Resolution that counts. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Ben Gleib discuss adult diapers almost outselling baby diapers in Japan, an online condom company reporting that North Dakotans have the largest penises, and the trend of surgically implanted jewelry onto eyeballs. Chris talks about Ben's new girlfriend, who Chris used to date. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Scott about his new movie The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013), how they previously met, and the comic potential of characters that are ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler provides a medical report of her recent Christmas break trip to Europe and the Bahamas. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Cameron Esposito and Ian Karmel discuss the extremely cold weather sweeping across much of the United States, and recreational marijuana now being legal in Colorado. And Chelsea chats with guest Kristen Bell about her show House of Lies (2012) and her new movie Frozen (2013), the road trip she took with her family over the holidays, her relationship with skiing, and ultimately not being ashamed to show her children anything in which she's performed.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she considers herself a more masculine version of Hillary Clinton. Chelsea and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Heather McDonald and Gary Valentine discuss fans of Britney Spears feeling cheated by a $2,500 per person Las Vegas meet and greet with her, rumors that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are having martial problems, a new burrito vending machine, an Oregon study that found that modest amounts of alcohol can stimulate the immune system which is good during cold and flu season, and a Danish study that found that women who drank a bottle of wine a month during pregnancy have better behaved children than ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about this, the eighteenth season of The Bachelor (2002). Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Jen Kirkman and Jo Koy discuss the latest goings-on in the Bridgegate scandal with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, a study that found that childless couples have more pleasant relationships that couples with children, and a new app that makes text messages disappear. In the latest installment of online dating profiles for married staffers, Chris and Jen set up a profile for Heather. And Chelsea chats with guests, sisters Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, about their show Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007), their thoughts of father Caitlyn Jenner's ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about controversies in the world of reality television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, April Richardson and Ryan Stout discuss the results of the NFL conference championships this past weekend, President Barack Obama's relaxed attitude toward marijuana, The Bachelor (2002)'s Juan Pablo Galavis' apology for his seemingly homophobic remarks, Dennis Rodman checking himself into alcohol rehab, and Trace Adkins beating up a professional impersonator of himself. And Chelsea chats with guest Emmy Rossum about her show Shameless (2011), their plans to hang out together when Chelsea travels for a gig to Chicago where exteriors for Shameless are filmed, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the associated event that took place while she got tech support to fix her computer. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin and Tone Bell discuss the L.A. County sheriffs finding open use of sizzurp at Justin Bieber's house but not being able to do anything about it since they had no warrant to search for drugs, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard getting engaged, American Apparel putting nipples and pubic hair on their mannequins, and a Mexican driver being charged with a DUI after his parrot ratted him out to the cops. And Chelsea chats with guest David Spade about his cameo ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the new freedom she is feeling and how she would like it to manifest itself. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Bobby Lee and Josh Wolf discuss Toronto mayor Rob Ford falling off the alcohol sobriety bandwagon, another polar vortex plunging temperatures down on the North American east coast, and Trace Adkins not performing his headlining set on a country cruise instead checking himself into rehab which pissed off his fans on-board the cruise they who felt they were not adequately compensated by the cruise line who offered one hour worth of free ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how every successful woman is backed by an efficient personal assistant. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jamie Lee and Ross Mathews discuss Katy Perry stating that she prayed to God for big boobs, a survey that found that the kinky sex revolution is already over, and a fifteen pound baby being born in California. Regina the Makeup Lady does Kathy Griffin's makeup. And Chelsea chats with guest Timothy Olyphant about his show Justified (2010), his proposal that they run away together when he was last on the show, and supporting the charity omaze.com.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about pubic hair coming back into fashion. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss highlights from last night's The 56th Annual Grammy Awards (2014), Justin Bieber going to Panama for vacation to get away from his recent criminal issues, the mayor of Sochi Russia stating that no gays live in his town, a new version of Google glasses that allows you to watch yourself having sex with your partner through your partner's eyes, and Brokeback Mountain (2005) being made into an Italian opera. And Chelsea chats with guest Andy Samberg about his role in the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) for which he won a Golden Globe Award which he ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the many doctors she's visited professionally over her lifetime, but the one doctor she will never see. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Heather McDonald and Ron G. discuss Vin Diesel's video of him singing and dancing to "Drunk in Love", ticket sales for this year's Super Bowl being down, a cafeteria worker who purportedly stole from the cafeteria for fifteen years upwards of $1.35 million worth, a woman who donated a kidney to her husband and who now wants it back since they have since broken up as he cheated on her, and Hillary Clinton stating that she has not ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what people in Hollywood do to retain their youth, and the merits or disadvantages of aging as a performer. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Dustin Ybarra discuss yesterday's state of the union address, a new app called Tinder which is the straight equivalent of Grindr, and the fifth Marlboro man having just died from smoking related illnesses. And Chelsea chats with guest Emma Roberts about her new movie Adult World (2013), her excited nervousness whenever she meets anyone famous, meeting current boyfriend Evan Peters while filming the movie together, and being a ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the fact that the E! Network will soon be broadcasting in Russia, and where her show stands in the Russian line-up. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Fortune Feimster and Julian McCullough discuss New Jersey law enforcement officials stating that the Super Bowl is attracting hookers to the area, the University of Missouri offering courses in the study of Jay Z and Kanye West, Trojan now marketing to older men, and a man in China who used one first class airline ticket to get free meals at the airline's airport lounge every day for a year before cashing the ticket in...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler provides some advice to Justin Bieber. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Jen Kirkman and Kurt Braunohler discuss journalists and athletes complaining that the media hotels and race courses respectively in Sochi for the Olympics are terrible, Clay Aiken planning to run for Congress in North Carolina, and the continued reported dangers of oral sex. Chelsea provides an idea for what she considers the most useful app. And Chelsea chats with guest Emma Kenney about her show Shameless (2011), being from New Jersey, being a huge fan of One Direction, being a cat person despite her own cat having recently bitten her, ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the increase in online porn viewing and what some are doing about it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Cameron Esposito and Matt Braunger discuss New York Mayor Bill de Blasio boycotting the St. Patrick's Day Parade since the organizers don't allow homosexuals in the parade to identify themselves as such, the pilot of Justin Bieber's private plane needing to wear an air mask to stop from inhaling marijuana fumes, George Zimmerman and DMX fighting each other in a celebrity boxing match, and a study that finds that South Koreans are the biggest drinkers in the world. Chelsea shows a video of ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the opening ceremonies of the Sochi Olympics and what happened just before the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Grace Helbig and Ross Mathews discuss how "white" the Olympics have been so far, an Olympic bobsledder in Sochi needing to punch his way out of a locked bathroom, NFL prospect Michael Sam coming out as gay, entertainment reporter Sam Rubin confusing Samuel L. Jackson with Laurence Fishburne during an interview with Jackson, and Shia LaBeouf wearing a paper bag over his head while on the red carpet. And Chelsea chats with guest Sharon Osbourne about her show The Talk (2010) and what she does with non-responsive...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about how the Olympics can inspire one's sex life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Eliza Skinner, Loni Love and Ryan Stout discuss La Figaro reporting that President Barack Obama and Beyoncé are having an affair, an Alabama high school senior getting in trouble for posting a selfie with a cadaver taken while on a field trip, a group of adults hosting an adult pajama party with "tasteful nudity" at a children's play space, and teenaged dolphins getting high on eating puffer fish. And Chelsea celebrates New York Fashion week with Chuy ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why threesomes never work, even in the situation of what's happening in Vermont. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Liza Treyger and Josh Wolf discuss the latest results at the Olympics, Bob Costas having pink-eye, a Youtube video of a neighbor threatening another neighbor if he posted the video to Youtube, Shia LaBeouf continuing his paper bag over his head shtick as performance art, Dennis Rodman going to a club to drink immediately after checking out of rehab for alcohol, and a Delta Airlines flight forced to land because a drunken female passenger would not stop ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the most memorable Valentine's Day gifts she's received. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Greg Fitzsimmons and Brad Wollack discuss their respective Valentine's Day plans, a new app that lets women rate the men they've been with, Caitlyn Jenner's new hombre hairdo, and a prospective father who smoked pot in the delivery room to calm himself and thus got arrested leading to him missing his child's birth. Chelsea shows a video of why Chuy is so far dateless for Valentine's. And Chelsea chats with guest Demi Lovato about her latest CD "Demi", her "Neon Lights" tour, having...

In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about the show he considers the precursor to Modern Family (2009) and why, and the one person in the studio that doesn't like him. Ross and his round table panelists Jeff Wild, Arden Myrin and Josh Wolf discuss parents angry with Miley Cyrus for the racy content of her live concert, Olympic athletes in Sochi using Tinder to hook-up, Ellen Page coming out of the closet, Barbara Walters talking about her use of a vibrator, and Facebook adding more than fifteen custom gender options for users. And Ross chats with guest Jackie Collins about her latest book "Lucky: The Confessions of a Wild Child", meeting each other on ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she celebrated Valentine's Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Emily Heller and Ian Karmel discuss Charlie Sheen getting engaged to a porn star and wanting to have more children with her, and the decline in the number of clowns worldwide. Jen talks about what has now become her new Valentine's Day tradition based on what happened on the day this year. The latest episode of "Judge Lately" is presented featuring a case between mother and daughter, defendant Kris Jenner vs. plaintiff Khloé Kardashian. And Chelsea chats with guest Alex Pettyfer about his latest movie Endless Love (2014), his and Chelsea's ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about today's release of the fiftieth anniversary version of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, Betsy Sodaro and Julian McCullough discuss reports that Jake Gyllenhaal deflowered Taylor Swift, Joe Simpson hanging out in Miami Beach with a twenty-one year old male model he claims is his client, a South Carolina woman recently arrested for not returning a VHS tape to a video store in 2005, a neighborhood in Arizona being terrorized by stray chihuahuas, and a Japanese company producing a non-alcoholic wine specifically for cats. And Chelsea chats with ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what not to do at a wedding ceremony. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Sarah Colonna and Bobby Lee discuss Lamar Odom moving to Spain to play in Spanish basketball league, a St. Petersburg artist creating "make-out pillows" with mouths after she found a bunch of CPR dummies next to a dumpster, VH-1 announcing that it will broadcast a new reality series called Dating Naked (2014), reports that fifty percent of doctors now use Wikipedia in diagnosing patients, and Barack Obama's image being used on contraband packages of Pakistani Viagara. And Chelsea chats with guest Kurt Russell about his ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she likes to travel but why she has never lived abroad. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Beth Stelling and Jo Koy discuss the first NBA out-as-gay player Jason Collins playing his first game, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's official separation, a Japanese dentist arrested for sexual assault after he convinced a female patient that he needed to massage her breasts to straighten her teeth, a spelling bee in Oregon ending in a tie because organizers ran out of words after sixty rounds, and a San Francisco Girl Guide who sold cookies outside of a pot clinic selling twice ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who turns thirty-nine today, talks about what she will do over the next three hundred sixty-four days to mark the last year in her thirties. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, April Richardson and Morgan Murphy discuss Alec Baldwin stating that he hates living in New York and plans on moving to a gated community in Los Angeles, a movie in discussions based on the relationship between Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman, Pharrell Williams auctioning off the big hat he wore to The 56th Annual Grammy Awards (2014), reports that the transmission of head lice among teenagers is growing because they are getting close taking selfies, and an Arizona bill that ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she has to do to be taken seriously in the business, but why she may not go through with her plan of attack. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dustin Ybarra, Fortune Feimster and Kurt Braunohler discuss a new website to hook people up into threesomes, a fifty-eight year old woman arrested for using 911 to get a police officer to come to her house to have sex, a ten year old boy taking his eighteen month old sister for a joyride and he telling the cops that he is a dwarf when they stopped him, a little known law in New York that does not allow unlimited ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about media coverage of The Oscars (2014) event. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Loni Love discuss the highlights from the Oscar show, George Lopez being arrested for public intoxication over the weekend when he was passed out on the floor of a casino, and a teenager tweeting photos of himself having sex with a Pop Tart and a Hot Pocket. And Chelsea chats with guest Cameron Diaz about her new book "The Body Book", being an ex-smoker, she believing that diet sodas are worse than regular sodas, and vagina health.

In her opening monologue, guest host Gabourey Sidibe talks about her Oscar experience this year, and how something that happened at the ceremony mimics something at Chelsea Lately. Gabourey and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice pleading guilty to bank fraud, the season eighteen cast of Dancing with the Stars (2005) being announced, the oldest living person turning one hundred sixteen tomorrow, and an eighty-one year old Austrian man who paid $500,000 to Kim Kardashian West to go out with her but was disappointed by the date. And Gabourey chats with guest Kid Cudi aka Kid Cudi about his latest movie Need for Speed (2014), his latest CD "...

In her opening monologue, guest host Khloé Kardashian talks about what is true and what is false about what is written about the Kardashian family in the tabloids. Khloé and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss Justin Bieber's father partying with him, Bill Clinton posing for a photograph at a charity fundraiser with two women who ended up being hookers, a New Mexico woman being arrested for assaulting her mother with a vibrator, and the new documentary series on Lindsay Lohan airing on OWN. Khloé chats with guest, magician Justin Willman, about hosting Cupcake Wars (2009), the first time they met when he made a spider appear on the back of her ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what it was like to do the first week of her latest stand-up/book tour in semi-sobriety. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Claire Titelman and Ross Mathews discuss someone trying to break into Chelsea's house last week while she was away on her tour, Toronto mayor Rob Ford getting the change to Daylight Savings Time wrong, Justin Bieber's smug attitude while making a legal deposition, Robin Thicke making public declarations at his concerts that he wants his wife Paula Patton back, and Stacy Keibler secretly marrying Internet millionaire Jared Pobre. And Chelsea chats with guest Minnie Driver about her new show About a Boy (2014), ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the state of local television news shows. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jamie Lee and Julian McCullough discuss yesterday's season finale of The Bachelor (2002), the new app Lulu where women can rate their male lovers, and a 911 call in Portland from a man reporting that the household cat was terrorizing the family. And Chelsea chats with guest Emily Mortimer about her new show Doll & Em (2013) in which she stars with her best friend Dolly Wells, movie makeup to portray aged characters, also starring in The Newsroom (2012), and her relationship with her chain smoking mother.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about not understanding why certain things that seem to be popular are indeed popular. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Emily Heller and Kurt Braunohler discuss Tinder adding a celebrity verification feature, a new book which claims that Alex Rodríguez is a narcissistic a**-hole, and a New York comedian who rented a cab so that he could pick up passengers and scare them with his ten foot albino python. Chelsea shows the debrief she had with Cameron Diaz following their recent interview. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Levine about his show The Voice (2011) and not being able to swear as a judge/coach...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about seeing an old friend on television. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Grace Helbig and Bobby Lee discuss a pastor criticizing Frozen (2013) because he believes it is trying to indoctrinate young people into being gay, sixty-five year old Steven Tyler rumored to be dating his twenty-something assistant, a group of former passengers suing Carnival cruises for $5,000 per month for the rest of their lives stemming from a 2013 cruise where passengers were stranded on board for five days with no flushing toilets, air conditioning or fresh food, and use of LSD within a ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the aftermath of the earthquake that hit Southern California this morning. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, April Richardson and Jo Koy discuss the earthquake, the latest news of the missing Malaysian Airlines airplane, Guinness pulling their sponsorship of the New York City St. Patrick's Day Parade for not allowing homosexuals to march in the parade identifying themselves as such, and Chris Brown being held in a Malibu jail for not abiding by the conditions of his anger management rehab and the associated news that Drake aka Drake and Rihanna are now officially...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the one person in the entertainment business that is busier than her right now. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Whitney Cummings and T.J. Miller discuss George Clooney having a new new international lawyer girlfriend, John Mayer suing a friend of Charlie Sheen's, a man in Gainsville Florida peeing on people in public, and Duke University student Belle Knox expanding her sex work now that she has been outed as a porn star. And Chelsea chats with guest Geoff Stults about his new show Enlisted (2014), partying with his co-stars at his house, and how he managed to get a photo of himself with Vice-President Joe Biden.

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a speech Brad Wollack recently made at his alma mater, USC. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Nicole Byer and Brad Wollack discuss a Star magazine article about Chelsea going on a bender in Belize, figure skater Johnny Weir breaking up with his husband, the latest update on the missing Malaysian Airlines airplane, a study that states that unflattering selfies are leading to an increase in plastic surgery, and a seventy year old Italian man who hired a prostitute and found out that she is his son's fiancée. And Chelsea chats with guest, two-time Olympic...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler demonstrates why you should set the ones you love free. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Ryan Stout discuss Tommy Hilfiger naming David Beckham the underwear model of the century, a rise in vasectomies in March so that men can stay at home to watch March Madness, and a new app called Cloak that helps you avoid the people you don't want to see. Ian Karmel and Chris Franjola makes cases for why they should be the next The Bachelor (2002). Chelsea chats with guest Drew Brees about his endorsement of the Microsoft Tablet and how it will be integrated into the NFL, and his wife being pregnant with their fourth ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the challenges that families face. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Colonna and Ron G. discuss Amanda Seyfried stating that she likes doing love scenes, Christian respondents' answers to a survey concerning what they will give up for Lent, Pornhub reporting that more gay porn is viewed online in all southern US states than anywhere else in the country, an Alabama court denying a lesbian couple's divorce petition since Alabama does not recognize gay marriage, and a study that found that people force their own food restrictions on their dogs. And ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about liking to see good stories recreated for a camera. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Tiana and Ian Karmel discuss some people being supposedly allergic to wi-fi, Pornhub reporting that people spend eleven minutes per day browsing their porn site, most millennial moms not being married, and a new app called BroApp which allows men to send preprogrammed text messages so that they can spend uninterrupted time with their bros without being bothered by their girlfriends. And Chelsea chats with guest Rick Ross about his new CD "Mastermind", ...

In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the changes between her current stand-up/book tour and ones she's done in the past. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Ross Mathews discuss Jiffy's transformation from serious musician to comedy writer to stand-up comic musician, Ross' recent trip to Palm Springs, the series of big earthquakes to hit southern California in recent weeks, the deadline to sign up for Obamacare being tonight, Arnold Schwarzenegger's three post-governorship movies being bombs, Epic Records releasing a new Michael Jackson CD, and a planned tour of Amy Winehouse's hologram being denied by her ...

In his opening monologue, new show host Chuy Bravo talks about what changes he will be making to the show now that he is host. Chuy and his round table panelists Ben Gleib, Arden Myrin and Kurt Braunohler discuss issues around the Ukraine, it being April Fool's Day (at which time, host Chelsea Handler re-assumes her hosting duties), Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott renewing their wedding vows, an exclusively lesbian cemetery in Berlin, and Pat Robertson's roundabout compliment to Jews. And Chelsea chats with guest Demián Bichir about his new movie Dom Hemingway (2013), his show The Bridge (2013), being named ambassador for the ACLU for immigrant rights, his take on Chuy's Spanish, being from a family of theater ...