The m word

There are some things one does not bring up in polite conversation and the M word being one but since this is a sexual forum this may be the time and place to talk about the M word or masturbation. So I have a question. Do all men masturbate? Well... a good friend of mine had an excellent answer when he said; 80% of men masturbate and the other 20% lie about it. Come to think of it he may be wrong 20% masturbate and the other 80% lie about it.

Men create sperm (millions) all the time and it has to go somewhere. A wet dream,sex masturbation maybe even a day dream - it is like us men are pressure cookers waiting to go off so we have to get off. Women have wondered why I have always been so good at shaking up the Orange Juice and all I can say is - lots of practice.

Like I said the M word can get one in a lot of trouble, just ask the former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders who was fired for saying the M word.

She said: “Masturbation: it's not a four-letter word, but the president fired me for saying it.” You have to be careful where and when you talk about the topic or else...

If we can safely say that all men do it then I wonder about women. Do all women do it?

There are some things one does not bring up in polite conversation and the M word being one but since this is a sexual forum this may be the time and place to talk about the M word or masturbation. So I have a question. Do all men masturbate? Well... a good friend of mine had an excellent answer when he said; 80% of men masturbate and the other 20% lie about it. Come to think of it he may be wrong 20% masturbate and the other 80% lie about it.

Men create sperm (millions) all the time and it has to go somewhere. A wet dream,sex masturbation maybe even a day dream - it is like us men are pressure cookers waiting to go off so we have to get off. Women have wondered why I have always been so good at shaking up the Orange Juice and all I can say is - lots of practice.

Like I said the M word can get one in a lot of trouble, just ask the former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders who was fired for saying the M word.

She said: “Masturbation: it's not a four-letter word, but the president fired me for saying it.” You have to be careful where and when you talk about the topic or else...

If we can safely say that all men do it then I wonder about women. Do all women do it?

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Oh no the M word ........ i thought it was going to be something else lol

Thank god for masturbation ... or i should say thanks to toys ...... I don't call it masturbation i say "OMG KITTY FUN " ....

We all need some relief once in awhile ! Of course nothing beats a real human being ... masturbation can't give you a hug or talk dirty to you . Well maybe hehe Of course you can masturbate with someone there .......if your lucky !
sorry i am not a very sexually experienced kitty !

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I think its safe to say that among the population here at SF we all masturbate. Well maybe not Backcheck, his sex life is so perfect that he doesn't have to. Ohhhhh that's the percentage that lies.

I think that you could find a significant population of non masturbators out there but they have no reason to be here because they have no interest in sex. Unejaculated sperm dies, is absorbed by the body and is eventually flushed out of the system in urine. Even if you ejaculate (unless you cum half a dozen times every day) some sperm will die and be reabsorbed. Masturbation is not an absolute necessity. If all forms of stimulation were removed you wouldn't need to jerk off. Of Course easier said than done. My wife has joked that I get hard when the wind blows.

I think that it is impossible to pin down percentages though. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle applies. Asking the question affects the outcome.

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I have to confess to masturbating and I enjoy it. I think the last time I had a physical sexual experience was over 25 years ago. I have found that masturbating helps no end and with the right female partner it is the nearest to full sex that I can ever experience. At least it harms no one else. Cyber sex can be such fun even for someone of my advanced years.

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See i think masturbation should be taught in sex ed. It is ignorant that it is not. I am not a doc, and i hold no phd except my post hole digger, but masturbation is truly the only safe sex. If done solo you cant give yourself something you already got, and if done with a partner you cant give it to them unless the skin is open, but there is the options of using gloves or just going solo in the same room watching each other.

I think it is foolishthat it is not taught as a positive alternative and thus not forcing young adults, happens here in the bible belt alot, to get married cuz they did have sex. Jmo

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I say if you're going to do it, which most people do, then you might do well to remember there is no "e" in masturbation. I sort of feel bad about bringing that up since I am not a perfect speller, but "masterbation" on this forum needs to go. This is the first thing that popped into my mind once I discovered the topic. I thought the topic was going to be marriage. Don't even ask me why I am mentioning this, but when I was typing "popped", at first I jumbled the typing up (I'm on a virtual keyboard), and the autocorrect result was "pooped".

Masterful bation anyone? From the below source, I see that someone has invented and defined this:

"Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation."

What have we learned here?....there is no such thing as a master of the art of bation and that autocorrect is a tricky fucker and can turn your sentence into a pile of shit. I'm in a really weird mischievous mood. I had been reducing my use of "fuck" and its derivatives (as expletives), and now I've said "fucking" and "fucker" over a period probably not much longer than 24 hours.

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This particular segment is particularly interesting -- and kind of has to do with the topic... kind of...
(For those who don't care for John Oliver - get over it and pay attention to the message; not the messenger.)

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I say if you're going to do it, which most people do, then you might do well to remember there is no "e" in masturbation. I sort of feel bad about bringing that up since I am not a perfect speller, but "masterbation" on this forum needs to go. This is the first thing that popped into my mind once I discovered the topic. I thought the topic was going to be marriage. Don't even ask me why I am mentioning this, but when I was typing "popped", at first I jumbled the typing up (I'm on a virtual keyboard), and the autocorrect result was "pooped".

Masterful bation anyone? From the below source, I see that someone has invented and defined this:

"Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation."

What have we learned here?....there is no such thing as a master of the art of bation and that autocorrect is a tricky fucker and can turn your sentence into a pile of shit. I'm in a really weird mischievous mood. I had been reducing my use of "fuck" and its derivatives (as expletives), and now I've said "fucking" and "fucker" over a period probably not much longer than 24 hours.