I’m as quick as a cricket
I’m as slow as a snail
I’m as small as an ant
I’m as large as a whale
I’m as sad as a basset
I’m as happy as a lark
I’m as nice as a bunny
I’m as mean as a shark
I’m as cold as a toad
I’m as hot as a fox
I’m as weak as a kitten
I’m as strong as an ox
I’m as loud as lion
I’m as quiet as a clam
I’m as tough as a rhino
I’m as gentle as a lamb
I’m as brave as a tiger
I’m as shy as a shrimp
I’m as tame as a poodle
I’m as wild as a chimp
I’m as lazy as a lizard
I’m as busy as a bee
put it all together
and you’ve got me!