Lindsay Lohan Just Got Arrested

But wait. It wasn’t even for the other thing we thought she was going to get arrested for, the thing where she lied to the police about her car accident. No, this is a totally new issue. She just got into a fight at a club. And she’s at the police station right now.

Lindsay Lohan was ARRESTED at 4 AM Thursday in New York City for allegedly punching a woman at a New York City nightclub … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her.

Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, “Give me my space.” Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face.

We’re told by the time cops arrived Lindsay had left the club and was a passenger in a car that was leaving the area. Cops intercepted the car and made the arrest.

At the time of this post Lindsay is still at the police station.

And this isn’t Lindsay’s only legal problem. TMZ broke the story … she is about to be charged with lying to cops in June after her car accident on Pacific Coast Highway. She told them she was a passenger in the Porsche when actually she was driving.

And, if Lindsay is formally charged with the latest crime, it could trigger yet another probation violation.

Apparently she’s getting booked for third degree misdemeanor assault, which is neat.

This is it, you guys. She’s definitely going back to jail. That’s not in a report or anything, that’s just a gut feeling. And yeah, I’m excited for her to get another chance to perfect her mug shot, ha ha, but I really just hope that she can learn her lesson this time. Any chance of that, do you think?

She’ll never learn. Druggies always have a sense of hightened importance. Sad to say, but Lindsay is nothing more than a self important, stupid bitch. At this point, I’m not sure if anyone can help her…

I don’t know that jail is the answer for an addict (addicts I know say it’s pretty easy to get drugs in jail, so…). The girl DOES need to be stripped of creature comforts; rock bottom isn’t a Lifetime movie, even though it seems like it to those of us with good cinematic taste.

This is why parenting is the most important job on the planet. Lindsay’s parents shouldn’t be allowed to have pets, let alone children. Please everyone who has judged this girl, make it your business to be the best parents you can, if indeed you have kids or plan to. She was not parented – combine that with the fact that she likely has a personality disorder – what do you expect? Parents parents parents — the most important people in anyone’s life. Please strive to be good ones.