Canada Post is the worst. They’re always breaking things, losing them or being horrible slow.

Literary!

I believe these notebooks are what the kids these days call “aesthetic”.

Kitty!

I stuck a cute kitty sticker on the front of this Leuchtturm notebook.

I have no idea how to pronouce “Leuchtturm”.

Sleek!

This is a Kodak Ektra cellphone. It has Android 6, a small battery and a Sony sensor, but it shoots in RAW and has a dedicated shutter button, so I enjoy it. It was also discounted by $300, so that was nice.

Buttony!

Look at the dedicated shutter button! Be amazed!

Casey!

This is the leather case for the Kodak Ektra cellphone. I got it for free because why would anybody want this?

Bluey!

We don’t even put liquid in it, because it’s hard to clean, but this blue decanter is pretty to look at.

Pretty!

This decanter is dirty on the inside. I like the pattern etched into it, though.

Tapey!

My family has a large amount of VHS tapes. People tell me that the Disney tapes are worth a lot of money, but I’m not sure about that.

Piney!

This is a pinecone. There are a lot of pinecones in Canada.

Rocky!

Nature is beautiful. But it will eat you.

Sugary!

Rock candy is mostly a novelty. I don’t think the taste is all that great and the texture is unpleasant.

Sparkly!

This ring is WAY too bit for my tiny, weird child hand.

Pretty!

These earrings are heavy. I should get some of those earring support patches that go on the back of your earlobe, so my ear holes don’t get stretched out.

Special!

I think that they put out this limited edition Vaseline for the royal wedding. It is very special.

Bitey!

This necklace is very heavy. I probably should wear jewellry that can cause my body horrible damage.

Spooky!

This necklace is for Valentine’s Day.

Cute!

These are some Gudetama squeeze toy. I like Gudetama, but the character of a clinically depressed egg is a bit messed up for a country that has problems with metal health and suicide. The “I Love DB” hashtag is there because I wanted to win more squishies.

Cakey!

These are some Bernat Pop! yarn cakes in “moonshadow” and “paisley pop”.

I think that yarn cakes are mostly just for Instagram photos. There’s no added utility to the cake shape, it just looks pretty.

More Cakey!

And then the yarn cakes don’t even stay cake shaped. After using a yarn cake for a bit, they get stretched out.

I was flabbergasted by the amount of waste here. They should have packaged this in an envelope.

OFF THE CHAIN!

I need to stop overusing the Instagram filters.

On of these is the key to my heart.

This is my damn cellphone working against me, again. This would have been a very nice photo, but, for the life of me, I just couldn’t get my cellphone to focus. I really shouldn’t have dropped it so many times.

IT’S A TOOL!

Bleh. Blurry cellphone, again.

I got this teeny tiny wrench in a set of tiny multitools. I have no idea what the Hell you would even do with a wrench this tiny. You can’t achieve any torque at all.

YUMMY!

This looks like a cheese puff, but it’s actually a shrimp cracker. It’s made with real shrimp. It tastes like the sea.

TASTY!

I like to make ribs in my slow cooker. Afterwards, I put them under the broiler for a few minutes to caramelize the sauce.

BUTTERY!

I use a bunch of butter in everything. I’m going to have a heart attack.

Wuh?

I drew a creepy face on an egg. Dunno why.

STARCHY!

I really like potatoes. Carbs are good.

SPRINGY!

Damn, that is a lot of noise. I really, really need to get a cellphone with a better camera.

These guys again?

I tried getting another photo of those keys. They’re still too blurry.

Demonic Drink

This was some rosé, if I recall correctly. I don’t know why I wanted it to look so creepy.

FUDGEY! O!

Fudgee-Os taste nothing like fudge.

Banana Line Dance

I got this Yonanas dealie that makes frozen banana treats, so I need a lot of bananas.

So Many Bananas!

This is pretty, but it attracted so many fruit flies.

Lycopene!

I always figured that these tomatoes on the vine were some sort of scam. They leave the vine on so that they can say that they’re “vine-ripened”, even though they ripened while being shipped.