Monday, November 14, 2016

Okay but before I explain it I wonder if you’ve ever seen
this bridge I have for sale.

Two things we Americans were proud about have gone the way
of the dodo.

We used to be considered and even hated as the greatest most
intelligent country in the world.

And as “W” loved to say about terrorists, “They hate us for
our freedom.”

Well mark November 8, 2016 as the date we showed the World
how wrong they all were! We lost the
title of most intelligent nation with the election of the worst and least
qualified President in the history of this nation!

As for the freedom we thought we had that will start eroding
in Three – Two – …

But what about the majority rule we used to point to?

Well for one thing the Republican Party started dismantling
that with their long range gerrymandering plan, an insidious way to block a
majority of voters in any one region from gaining control over their government
and therefore their lives.

The following are but a few examples of our lost innocence
and our equally lost rights.

Congress:

The Senate consists of 100 people so it’s simple, if 51
Senators vote one way it’s done, right?

Don’t be naïve; you need to get 60 votes for a
majority. Math teachers across the
country should be scratching their heads and my old one is spinning in her
grave!

And the minority can even block a majority without doing
anything. Just the threat of a
filibuster or saying one will start a filibuster is enough to bust up any
possible progress.

Of course with the soon to be new Congress any filibuster
performed by the meek Democratic Senators, the ones on the left of the aisle
without any balls, will be to stop the reversal of progress made during the
last 5 decades.

The Popular Vote:

If a majority of people in America vote for one candidate
that person wins right?

Naïve again! This popular belief has been proven wrong
again. You can win an election by over 600,000
votes and still lose the Presidency in America due to an arcane useless and
annoying old stupid system called the Electoral College. Sadly the name belies the fact. The anti-popular vote counter is not a
college. In fact I doubt it would qualify as kindergarten! There is no intelligence
in using this old measure and it is way past time to abolish it! Republicans of course would never allow this
to happen so unless Americans wake up and suddenly start reading and learning
we are stuck with the Electoral Pre School forever.

Money Trumps All:

Since too many people in America no longer have the time or
sadly the intelligence to read and actually understand half the issues a well
placed and highly funded advertisement campaign can fool all of them. The ads are glitzy and may even contain a
celebrity or two. They are repeated over
and over and over as if by some ‘black site’ torture specialist until the
viewer (they don’t read anymore) has no concept of what is true and what is
incredibly not. The under educated masses then follow blindly what they’ve been
told is fact.

So in a way this is the only time majority rules – Money spent.

Evil Beats Nice:

Tap into hate and fear like Hitler and you too can be a
winner in America today!

It turns out it is easier to shout hate than love. Peace is
by definition quiet. Hate is anger filled rage. The decibel level of hate
drowns out all other emotions and even though many more people would rather
have peace the loud minority, just as a few rotten apples, ruins the entire
electorate!

And Finally Tradition:

President Obama was a very good president and also a very
good man with an incredibly good family.

The hate that must’ve been festering in the minds of racists
across America had no place to go in a peaceful society. It had to be suppressed in quiet groups of
White Supremacists or KKK clans.

But an evil man realized the anger just below the surface of
these cretins and he tested the waters with a campaign of distrust about the
President’s heritage.

His mean spirited conniving plan to draw out the basest
emotions of the lower than scum of the Earth creatures worked and he became
legend.

Intelligence said this would never work her and now.

The smartest among us felt that no Hitler like fuehrer could
muster enough support to take over in 21st century America.

Once again the majority was wrong.

The idiots of the minority were able to muster enough votes
and fool the majority into staying home instead of voting. “Nothing to see
here, run along. He can’t win so don’t bother voting and wasting your time. Oh
look at that cat video. Aren’t cats so cute?”

And so America is now in the hands of a racist evil child
molesting tax evading pussy groping ego maniacal anti Semitic anti minority
anti humanity anti climate change dictator loving violence promoting Russia loving turd and his equally evil in every respect
vice president who famously thinks evolution is a hoax. In his case he happens to be right since his
intelligence is somewhat beneath that of a chimpanzee!

And so the majority has to sit and wait and pray that they
can survive the next few years of the reign of terror we allowed to happen.Oh, and abut that bridge - Leave me your contact info in the comments. I'll make you a great deal!

And as for false equivalencies let’s use the
father-son-daughter analogy from above let’s look at the two candidates for the
highest and most important office in America.

On the one hand we have a man who is alleged to have had sex
with several underage girls and does in fact have a court date to discuss this
disgusting predatory behavior. He has
also allegedly assaulted, groped and possibly raped many of age women. He certainly bragged about his prowess in
that regard noting that his celebrity afforded him carte blanche when it came
to women and their bodies.

And then on the other hand we have a woman who has done none
of those reprehensible things but whose husband had fooled around, consensually
with other women.

How could these stories be reported with anything like a
similarity?

CNN constantly had well respected knowledgeable reporters
and analysts who favored the woman paired against the most racist lying team of
supporters for the man as if they were equals.

The woman’s side discussed policies and fixes for all our
problems in America while the man’s group merely said “Wrong!”

And for every new scandal or absurd utterance or non policy
statement made by the man the media also reported their concern over 6 year old
emails by the woman.

And when the woman apologized for the very slight error of
doing what her predecessor had done with her emails it received very little air
time. It remained the single most damning thing she had done in 30 years of
public service.

Of course over the same 30 years the man did nothing to
promote mankind and in fact harmed humanity with his deliberate frauds.

But through it all the media placed both the man and the
woman on equal footing.

This ultimate betrayal of our trust allowed a man with the
least qualifications to be anything other than what he is and always will be, a
con man to be considered the equal to a woman who far out shined him in every possible
important way.

One media company that cannot or should not be allowed to
use the word ‘news’ anywhere in its title has stayed the course in their
incredibly unfair and biased coverage of the man and the woman.

On Fox and Friends Thursday, November 10 at 8:30 am
Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Steve Doocy, and Brian Kilmeade, those pillars of lies,
injustice and the un-American way insisted that the Department of Justice under
President Trump indict, convict, and imprison Hillary Clinton for her use of a
private server.

Equivalency alert!

There is international precedent for governments imprisoning
their opposition.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

The world knows how awfully stupid the voters of America were yesterday.Let's hope we survive this disgusting piece of shit!As for your rights, you just elected a Supreme Court that will systematically disassemble all of them for the next 3 decades.And to those of you who helped this know nothing dictator and his whore into office I hope you pay dearly for it!

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Our elections are held on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.But why did we choose Tuesday?According to people in the know the reason is we do not wish to infringe on anyone's Sabbath & those Sabbath days are generally Saturday & Sunday.They also felt that Monday might be considered a travel day returning from wherever so Tuesday was the next and best choice.BUT THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO BETTER!I propose all ALL STATES should have a minimum of 2 extra early voting days and the polls should be open on the Saturday & Sunday before Election Tuesday! If Saturday is your Sabbath you may vote on Sunday and vice versa!Another reason for this easy fix to an unnecessary problem is that many people who would like to vote have jobs and many of them will not get paid for the time they have to wait on line at the polling place to exercise their Constitutionally guaranteed right to vote!Of course that assumes they can find a polling place since one political party is making it harder and harder for the masses to vote by closing as many of them as they can.So just as important to the above early voting days suggestion is the plea that we make ELECTION DAY A PAID NATIONAL HOLIDAY!And while I have my preference as to which Political Party I support in this and every election you will note that I do not care who the people who would benefit by this simple fix vote for!That's because voting is one of our most important rights and it should be made easier not harder.Our Democracy should not disenfranchise any citizen PERIOD!!!

IF YOU AGREE PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND ASK YOUR CONGRESSMAN OR WOMAN TO HELP GET THIS DONE!

I SUGGEST:

SAILOR SOL (SORT OF EVERYONE'S DAD)

RECEIVING AWARDS FOR FUNDRAISING ACHIEVEMENTS AND TIRELESS EFFORTS ON BEHALF OF VETERANS

INCREDIBLY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO SAD WE HAVE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY RUN BY T-PUBLICAN BASTARDS WHO MAKE HUMANS FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!

THIS JURY SHOULD'VE DECIDED THE ZIMMERMAN TRIAL!

YOU CAN FOOL MANY FLORIDIANS BUT ANIMALS KNOW! THEY KNOW.

PAYBACK'S A BITCH

ESPECIALLY TO THESE BITCHES!!!!!

Never Give Up

Never Surrender

YOU MUST PAY FOR THE BEST!

YEAH BUT IN AMERICA WE ONLY WORK, UH WAIT, OKAY BUT WE HAVE VACATIONS THAT TOTAL, WAIT, UH OK BUT WE HAVE THE BIGGEST ARSENAL OF WEAPONS IN THE WORLD! YEAH BABY, DON'T FORGET THAT! AND THE MOST HAND GUNS PER CAPITA! AND EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE TO VOTE, UH WELL ALMOST EVERYONE, UH WELL SOME GET THE CHANCE. NEVER MIND.

YUP!!!

COMIC STRIPS ARE MADE TO BE SOCIALLY REFLECTIVE AS WELL AS FUNNY - THERE IS NO BETTER FODDER THAN OUR ELECTED MORONS IN CONGRESS! WHEN THEY ARE NOT DOING NOTHING THEY ARE BLOCKING OTHERS FROM GETTING ANYTHING DONE!

SAILOR SOL (MY DAD)

BACK FROM SOUTH PACIFIC - THANKS DAD - MOST OF AMERICA THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! RIP!!!

You will enjoy - Without a SHADOW of DOUBT!

PLEASE CLICK ON THE UNDERLINED ITALICIZED TEXT TO VIEW UNBELIEVABLY TALENTED PEOPLE WITH A VISION AND A PERSPECTIVE THAT WILL AMAZE EVEN THE MOST CYNICAL OF YOU OUT THERE! ENJOY!

TINY TROLL ALERT!

STRAP THE LITTLE FELLOW ON THE THING AND AIM FOR THE MOON. LET'S RID THE EARTH OF THIS ASSHOLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

NOT A VIDEO BUT THESE WOMEN ARE IN QUITE A FEW VIDEOS! OF THE XXX KIND. SEE THEM AS THEY REALLY LOOK - EYE OPENING!!

THIS APPEARS FURTHER DOWN THE BLOG BUT IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO SEE THAT I INCLUDED IT HERE AS WELL! WOMEN, PLEASE VIEW THIS VIDEO (MEN SHOULD TOO BUT TELLING THEM TO DO SOMETHING IS A SURE FIRE WAY FOR THEM NOT DOING IT!)

More to come as they strike my fancy! Please come back!!!

GET IT?

WE CANNEVER GET OUT FROM UNDER THE EVIL TERRORIST THUMB OF BIG OIL UNTIL WE GRANT THEM ALL PROFITS FROM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY!

SLEIGHT OF HAND

BEATS SLEIGHT OF BRAIN ALL THE TIME!!!

TRUTH

WHY DO AMERICANS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS? ARE WE THAT STUPID?????

SO SAD JOE BARTON FOOLED VOTERS!

YOU CAN BE FOR FOSSIL FUEL AND BE A BIG INVESTOR AND MAKE A FORTUNE WHEN BIG OIL GETS YOU KICK BACKS BUT DON'T MAKE UNBELIEVABLY STUPID STATEMENTS LIKE "WIND IS FINITE AND USING IT SLOWS IT DOWN! WHEN YOU DO YOU SHOW HOW UTTERLY STUPID YOU REALLY ARE AND EMBARRASS ALL HUMANITY!

SIX YEARS IN A NUTSHELL!

WHY DO VOTERS REWARD THIS UN-AMERICAN BEHAVIOR?

AN AMAZING COUNTRY!

Name the country that leads the world in technological advances.

And the country that comes up with most ingenious new ideas that help humans around the world?

Name the country that is third on the list of NASDAQ inspired companies yet hardly makes a blip on a world map.

WHO NEEDS MEDICAL CARE?

And click this because the hits just keep on coming! This moron wants even more control over women! AND NOW WE SEE HOW HYPOCRITICAL SOME REALLY ARE AS THE IDIOTS OF THE SUSAN G KOMEN FOUNDATION HAVE JOINED REPUBLICAN BASTARDS FIGHTING PLANNED PARENTHOOD!

THE REAL FREELOADERS!

WAKE UP AMERICA AND VOTE THESE BUMS OUT ON THEIR ASSES! DEMS ARE YOUR ONLY CHANCE!

SORRY LADY - NO BIRTH CONTROL FOR YOU!

OH NO - I HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING FAST! WAIT, I KNOW... And the rest is history!

GO AHEAD NRA

MAKE MY DAY - FOR ETERNITY!

SAVE YOUR MEMORIES!

REPUB PARTY'S WORST NIGHTMARE

AN EDUCATED ELECTORATE

THE BEST SPORTS WRITER NOBODY KNOWS!

My son writes for the GIANTS FOOTBALL BLOGand also speaks onBLOG TALK RADIOWednesday evenings with other sports writers. Just click the link "Giants Rush."
You should read and listen to this soon to be discovered gem of the sports world so you may say, "I knew him when!"

Blogger's Mission Statement

Remember that people are not persuaded by what we say but by what they understand!

Therefore be as clear and concise as possible but make sure you get your point across.

Words are but tools that are misused by fools

But if used right they can be your friend

So be not uncouth when you speak the truth

And you'll gain far more friends in the end!!!

NEW REALITY

IF REPUBLICANS WIN THIS IS WHAT'S ON THE MENU FOR AMERICANS!

NYS Recycles! Does Your State?

Such a waste.
Please help. Visit Bottlebill.org
OMG LOOK AT IT GO!!!
Every year I have been hoping we would lower the number but somehow we still dump more Earth killing plastic into the environment.
We hit 130 Billion in 2010.
Then 129.5 Billion in 2011.
In 2012 - 129.05 Billion.
2013 was back up to 129.06 Billion.
Now we are in 2015 and on pace to only toss out 129.048 Billion.
Not great but it's in the right direction.
Hop ewe lower the number before it's too late!
PLEASE DO BETTER IN 2016!

R I P Grandpa Sol (4/5/1918-4/13/2011)

IT'S FUN TO BE IN THE?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!

WORK FANTASY!

NO BOSS IN AMERICA WOULD STOOP TO GIVING A WORKER A FREAKING PENNY LET ALONE A MINUTE OFF! THIS IS A CUTE CARTOON BUT IT'S ALSO SCIENCE FICTION!!!

TRUER JOKE NEVER TOLD!

This is basically what happened to me when the prick child who I worked for needed cash to renovate his duplex apartment for 5 million bucks - may he rot in f'n hell! BUT I SWEAR I'M NOT BITTER :-)

FOWL RETRIBUTION

I SWEAR IT WAS SELF DEFENSE! NOW LET'S EAT! HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!

Editor's Note:

I miss the good old days when our leaders at least made an attempt to govern. These days all they seem to do is campaign for re-election the day after they get into office! They are funded by special interest groups and multinational humongously profitable corporations who could lower our deficit drastically if they just paid their fair share of taxes.

An honest buck for an honest day's work is also a relic of the past.

And while Gordon Gekko's "Greed is good" phrase may not be politically correct it sure as hell is a political way of life!

YOU ARE HERE

AND, FOR THAT MATTER, SO AM I SO WHAT SAY WE TRY TO PRESERVE THE PLACE?

ABSOLUTE TRUTH!

HUMOR OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!

WAR ON CHRISTMAS?

NAH, JUST A LITTLE FUN WITH SANTA!

America - Love it OR DIE!

Does the GOP think poor people should die?
While we in America hope that we have separated Church and State obviously that never actually happens. But when the people who run or try to run the country act like mindless uncaring barbarians should we not wish them to have just a modicum of compassion?
These people consider themselves religious?

NEVER MORE TRUE THAN NOW

WHEN WILL AMERICANS WAKE UP?

An Angel Departs Earth

One of the sweetest women I have ever had the pleasure to know passed away today (10-17-11) and the world is a terribly sadder place for it! Rest in Peace dear Wendy - If anyone deserves to do so it is surely you!

KIND OF SAYS IT ALL!

From a friend of mine in Vegas who DOES give a damn & is VERY old!

Fair & Open Mindedness Vs. Republican

Is it any wonder this nation is in severe trouble? Republicans call themselves Fair & For the People! But remember - Self praise IS NO PRAISE!

Love is Love

"Holy puppy love Batman, I hope they're not both male!" "Shut up Robin, give us a kiss!"

It's Me Bottom to Top!

About Me

I am very organized and logical, sometimes to a fault and also opinionated, as are we all. I love humor and have a strange sense of it. I try to be funny without being too stupid and annoying but sometimes fail. Perhaps too many things upset me but for the most part I try to turn them into humorous pieces.I have a great wife (attorney - Sue) and two great kids (Sara - Neuro-psychology & Rich - Writer/Blogger.)

The Name is Changed - The Thoughts are Not

For what is a man, what has he got?If not himself, then he has naught.To say the things he truly feels;And not the words of one who kneels.The record shows I took the blowsAnd posted my blog!

Good News / Bad News

FUNNY THING AS AN OLD GUY I UNDERSTAND THE GOOD NEWS PART OF THIS FAR MORE THAN THE BAD NEWS!!!

Singing None (Click Photo)

Always knew he'd get off but the song was too good to remove! Dominique nique nique - He had sex without consent - He went and raped his maid; Now his address will be jail and his roommate will be male - And each night he will get laid! (Oh well, naturally he will get off without so much as a slap on his penis. But at least I had fun with the song.)

REPUB WAR ON TERROR CONTINUES

DON'T LAUGH DILBERT - YOU'RE NEXT!!!

MITT'S FOREIGN POLICY IDEAS

THE MAN HAS NOT TOLD THE TRUTH IN 50 YEARS WHAT MAKES ANYONE THINK HE'LL START NOW? WITHOUT GOING INTO TOO MUCH DETAIL LET ME JUST SAY HE'S A SHIT! MY GRANDMA WOULD MAKE A BETTTER PRESIDENT AND SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 26 YEARS!