George: My horse is very hungrySoldier: I better run so he doens't try to eat me again[ Abbey, New York ]08-23-2002

George: You have detention! Young MAN!Soldier: Sorry sir.[ babycakes440 ]08-23-2002

George: man, get on your horse.Soldier: then you get off it![ female, 12,bda, ]08-23-2002

George: You There evil one surrender for your nations sake!Soldier: no, not unless its for you[ Jessica ]08-23-2002

George: Do the front hoofs look flat to you?Soldier: Sir you should really just have them replaced, those horseshoes were recalled two years ago !!!![ anonymous ]08-23-2002

George: To get to the other side!!! Get it!? Get it?!?!Soldier: sir,If I laugh, Can the other men and I eat your horse?[ Paul ]08-23-2002

George: What soldiers union?Soldier: Well you see sir if our demands a not met, we plan to strike at tommorow's battle[ Paul ]08-23-2002

George: Like my new ride? 0% int. and 0 downSoldier: Hey cool, is that the new one horsepower model?[ Paul, big slow guy ]08-23-2002

George: I hate wearing this wig and my wooden teeth are killing me!Soldier: Throw them away, but I don't think Martha will want you any more[ Brooke A., im 11 and i used to live in colorado the coolest place on earth e-mail me I luv to read. ]08-23-2002

George: Look men, if you think you are cold, think about the poor horses!Soldier: The horses already died. Except for yours of course.[ Karen ]08-23-2002

George: You there, soldier which way to Valley Forge?Soldier: Go straight half of a mile,then turn left at the mall, you can't miss it .[ Krissy ]08-08-2002

George: Bring us a shrubbery!Soldier: A shrubbery???[ Charles, old man about town ]07-24-2002

George: did you see that film last nightSoldier: yes it was briliant[ charlie, age11 ]07-12-2002

George: How would u react if u was in the civil warSoldier: i will like it but i would be scared cause i might die or sombody in the war with me[ Treasure Lewis, 14/marshall,texas, ]07-10-2002

George: Que pasa homie? Are the othere vatos getting high?Soldier: Man vato we went to the club last night and some othere vatos jumpus.[ La Nena, Iam 15 years old and I live in Dallas, Texas. ]07-10-2002

George: Soldiers,I demand you to fight for freedomSoldier: yes sir, I will not let my country down[ Daniel Griffin, 12/Philadelphia,Pennsylvania/very big on tourism and history ]07-10-2002

George: Kaila,I heard you are in the daughters of the american revulution atthe age of ten,wow,congradsulations!!!Soldier: Yes sir,I was in the news paper also!![ Kaila, age 10 ]07-10-2002

George: Um, Excuse me, soldier i orderd a Double Bacon and Cheese Hamburger and some French fries, all i see here is a bag of "Flaming" Hot Cheetohs!Soldier: Oh!!! Sorry sir thats mine im feeling Flamy today, and well it seems your feeling Fast food.[ That was dumb, im sorry! I couldnt think of anything!!!! ]07-05-2002

George: how has your 4th of July been so far?Soldier: Mine is going great.[ Kaila, Kaila Adams, 10,Pittsburg Ca ]07-05-2002

George: Who are these men all around us? they look evilSoldier: yea they are they are the British. We should have fired at them a long time ago.[ GC grl Garden City rox! ]04-16-2002

George: Soldier, you attack the guys with red shirt and I'll attack all the others.Soldier: But there is no other.[ Thinh ]04-15-2002

George: Men we have no food, no shelter and it's freezing out here! I'm afaird to say it but we're all gonna die!Soldier: I want my mommy!!!!!!!![ Beth ]04-15-2002

George: this maybe our last chance to live we are going to get our freedom from the englishSoldier: sir will help you to get our freedom[ andrew,tamel, 10, 10 ]04-15-2002

George: solder I want you to catch em and tie em to something tight and put the best smelling whooper you can get right in front of em so they can smell it but not reach itSoldier: but sir if whoopers were even invented yet i would eat it before enoying em[ zak, think this is the best or i will hunt you down like a gogglie eyed fish zak 11eat it ]04-15-2002

George: Fight for Freedom, Fight for land, Fight for food, Fight for life.Soldier: We need everything you just said George.[ Chelsea ]04-14-2002

George: yanky doodle went to town riding on a pony stuck his cap and called it somthingSoldier: who is the yanky doodle that u speak of[ cooper ]04-14-2002

George: "Man I am so tired!"Soldier: "But sir the war hasnt even started yet !!"[ Emily, 11 ]04-14-2002

George: I'm late I'm Late for a very imprtant battleSoldier: Sir its over we lost[ unknown, here ]04-14-2002

George: We will fight for freedomSoldier: i"m right behind you[ kyle ackart ]04-14-2002

George: the britchs are coming the britch are comingSoldier: go and shout them[ vaughn, you have a good web site ]04-14-2002

George: Ut hum can I help you?Soldier: Yes I've to ask for shoes,uniform, and the best pub to get drunk in[ Aaron J ]04-14-2002

George: Men we must go on!Soldier: "half are men are wounded" Sir.[ kevin, 10 ]04-14-2002

George: give the brittish a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in do you hear me soldiersSoldier: Help I'm drowning and I have a tummy ache[ Ian, If you are reading this you have been on the cpu too long; k ]04-10-2002

George: Lucy iam homeSoldier: what are you cheating on martha[ jessica, 11/female/pa ]04-10-2002

George: are you british or american?Soldier: neither "mate" i'm from australia[ marc harrie ]04-10-2002

George: It is simple:a parrot CAN hold a coconut in its beak.It is just a matter of weight dispersement.Soldier: Yes, but I don't think a monkey could hear you with a banana in its ear![ Eric Bobbly ]04-10-2002

George: I have a question. How can they take this picture if cameras weren't invented yet?Soldier: Shut up and smile.[ Bob The Builder ]04-10-2002

George: the British have released their stink bombsSoldier: sir they don`t have any that was me sorri sir[ Stephanie Michelle, yo yo yo wanna give a shout out to Tara,Jamie, and dats it ]04-03-2002

George: Let's go check on the revolutionary war on the internet young sexy tibbit!Soldier: Sir, what is this revolutionary and internet crap and why are you calling me a sexy tibbit you know I have problems!!![ Anthony tj, April 3,2002 ]04-03-2002

George: After we win what would you like to do?Soldier: go to disney land sir![ IshKaBibble, age 11 ]04-03-2002

George: attackSoldier: but sir there are no other solders here[ Prinsses 2 ]03-27-2002

George: Hey, lets go up to Maine, nobody's up there!Soldier: Your ecelency, sir, what and where is "Maine" ?[ Devon (I'm a girl), I'm from maine i think every body should know that maine was once part of mass. ]03-27-2002

George: hey have any of you dudes ever seen a mall dudes it is rippen!!!Soldier: no, but what is a mall, what are dudes, what does rippen mean???[ anonymous ]03-27-2002

George: Martha will be so proud of me now that I've won the warSoldier: (wiping his eye whith a tissue) That's so touching[ Zoogina ]03-23-2002

George: We the people of the united states in order to form a more perfect union establish justice and insure domestic tranquilty provide for the common defence promote the general well-fare and secure the blessings of liberty fpr ourselves and our posterty do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of AmericaSoldier: We havn't won the war yet. We havnt even gone to a meeting[ liberty ]03-23-2002

George: yo men who is read y to get killed in counter-strike??Soldier: oooh me!! me!! me![ shawn, 50 years old and i hate school ]03-23-2002

George: son get on your horse.Soldier: But sir I lost it.[ anonymous ]03-23-2002

George: Did you find anything?Soldier: No I just found a guy in a red coat[ Tessa Lyons, Born on August 18 1992 ]03-23-2002

Soldier: Sir, the troops are starving!George: Like I care.[ Angel ]03-23-2002

George: "Hey guys! Guess what I found a website on how to use guns!"Soldier: "Sir,the British are coming! Hurry up and print it out!And while your at it order us some clothes!"[ Maggie, I turn 13 on June 8th and go to Simsboro Jr. high school. I'm in the 7th grade and live in Dubach,La, ]03-07-2002

George: How should we fightSoldier: Let's take a nap and just bring in Special ops!!![ Pk, Neenah ]03-07-2002

George: You know what soldier Before coming to this war martha told me to win this war for her. I will, for my baby I'll do anything.Soldier: oooh, sir I liked when u get sentimental.[ gismoe ]03-07-2002

George: Soldier, there is a T-REX comingSoldier: No, Thats Just KING GOERGE and his taxes[ anonymous ]03-07-2002

George: My men need supplies and Congress doesn't seem to careSoldier: How do they expect us to fight with these conditions?[ D. West ]03-03-2002

George: i hope they don't bomb us!Soldier: i will run and hide!![ Samantha ]03-03-2002

George: Let's go to war now!Soldier: Wait just a second, I have to go to the privie first.[ Jamie F., I,m cool. ]03-03-2002

George: There is roadkill in the road so go get it so that we can eat it.Soldier: Yum my favoiret,Road Kill[ Jana Cox ]03-03-2002

George: I have a feeling we aren't in Kansas anymore Toto...Soldier: Kansas? Where's Kansas?[ Joe ]03-03-2002

George: Anyone need extra woolie underwear to keep from freezing?Soldier: If SOMEONE hadn't cut down all the cherry trees.....we'd have wood![ Matthew W., age 10, somewhere near the CIty of Brotherly Love ]02-28-2002

George: Lets sing: I love you, you love me were a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love me toSoldier: You are insane[ ktp ]02-28-2002

George: Men where is my apple. I didn;t chop down that tree for nothing.Soldier: It's on your head. I hope the guys don't think you are target practice[ rei ]02-28-2002

George: who won this war?Soldier: dont tell me go look in a social studies book[ Fernando Caballero, 10 years old, I live in Oxnard,California ]02-27-2002

George: dang i lost my mini glasses soldier see if you can find themSoldier: (chrunch) oops found them, but i think you might whant to take them to be fixed[ noah pearce, california, 11, female, and i want my "quote" to be on the page please ]02-27-2002

George: What are you men doing sitting around here?Soldier: We are waiting for the candy bar to be invented![ Caitlyn V, age:11, I play the piano, I know a little bit of ballet, I love cats ]02-27-2002

George: America shall have more freedom than the loyalists!!Soldier: That's a dream that would make everyone else live better!![ Steven Roman, Age:13 ]02-27-2002

George: Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony...Soldier: ...Stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni![ Ellen ]02-27-2002

George: Okay, so you take a left on Penny Lane, turn right at the stop light, then you.......Soldier: (mutters)Do you think we should mention the fact that the map's upside down, or just wait and see where we end up? I mean, heck it's gotta be more interesting than freezing our behinds off and listenin' to this loony........[ Maria, 12yrs, live in KS, and I should probably be doing homework right now ]02-27-2002

George: who wins this war anyway .Soldier: i don't know who do i look like cleo.[ double L, birth 5/14/88 13 years old ]02-27-2002

George: Giddyup, Horse!!!Soldier: Uhh, you DO know his tongue's stuck to that pole, right?[ David Agster, nunya. ]02-27-2002

George: Lets fight nowSoldier: Okay George[ liz, 9 in ]02-27-2002

George: What are these people talking about here? Cell phones, space heaters, Taco Bell?!?! It's 1777, not 2001!Soldier: Sir, I hope our descendants aren't like them![ Jillian, Ppl, post realistic stuff, like what they would say then, not now please! ]02-27-2002

George: That turkey I ate was way undercooked.Soldier: Consider youself lucky the other men and I ate snow.[ Curtis, 13 ]02-27-2002

George: Please, don't take my picture!Soldier: Sorry general, but it is already on the "What are they saying?" page![ The Coolest Guy, Hey I keep on thinking of new jokes, stay tuned! (Tuned?) Anyway, my E-mail is big_bob_bates@hotmail.com & my msm messenger sn is uh, I forgot! I'll put it in the next joke! ]02-08-2002

George: Show me the meaning of being lonely................Soldier: Shut up you are not Brian from the Backstreet Boys[ Magdeldin, Dont make fun of my name ]02-08-2002

George: (A squirrel walks across the road) Ah, meat! Fire at will!Soldier: Yes sir![ The Coolest Guy, Yo I live in Gibbstown, NJ this is the coolest town! 2000 People!!! j/k If u can't see me E-mail address up there it's bib_bob_bates@hotmail.com E-mail me! ]02-08-2002

George: If I die in this battle, I want to tell you...Soldier: Yes, I know, sir; you'll be on the dollar bill, duh[ The Coolest Guy, Hey 14/m/nj here please, somebody - anybody - e-mail me about anything!!! and I mean anything... lol ]02-08-2002

George: Hey!!!! Get off your butts and fight!Soldier: Yes sir, but maybe you should get off your butt and fight, too.[ Rachel ]02-08-2002

George: i hope we win this thing, i can go home and me & martha can have ourselves a few more kids!!!Soldier: way too much info![ kirby comstock, 12,LA, California,joe is my boyfriend!!! ]02-08-2002

George: the british r comingSoldier: no duh sir![ k comstock, I LOVE JOE (if u like him ur dead) ]02-08-2002

George: "Come on soldier let's go."Soldier: "I'd like to sir,but, my feet are frozen to the ground."[ Ryan Gerlach ]02-08-2002