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PIG RACING 101

First you need some fast pigs, then a racetrack. More to come as I attend more classes.

The Revelation of the Shed with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: can you tell me about your plans for building a shedMoof: yes first i need lumberMoof: do you understand so farLivestock: yesMoof: okay great then i will continueLivestock: please doMoof: i will arrange my lumber into the shape of a shedLivestock: and then whatMoof: then my friendMoof: then i will burn itMoof: burn it to the groundLivestock: but whyLivestock: why moofLivestock: whyMoof: sometimes livestockMoof: to understand the beauty of creationMoof: you first must understand the beauty of destructionLivestock: I see now moof, you are the greatest teacher I've ever knownMoof: go forth and procreateLivestock: I will name my first child "moof" after the man who taught me everything I needed to knowMoof: but livestockLivestock: what is it moofMoof: you cannot have two children named moofMoof: do you understand what i am saying livestockLivestock: no I do notLivestock: wait a minuteMoof: or should i sayMoof: dadLivestock: OH MY GODMoof: it has been so longLivestock: I'm afraid one hug will not be enough

Understanding Volcanology with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: Moof, if you were a volcano you would erupt poniesMoof: and confetti :)Livestock: no, just poniesLivestock: confetti makes a messMoof: CONFETTI TOO >:oLivestock: okay okay but someone has to clean that upMoof: the ponies can >:-OLivestock: but how? these ponies will be dead from the eruption.Moof: WELL THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO FIX THEMSELVES NOW WONT THEYLivestock: you're a pretty angry volcanoMoof: not really i can be quite lava-ly (lovely) LOL

UPDATE:

Moof: you should remove the LOL from the end of that quoteMoof: it is gayLivestock: okay I willLivestock: Moof, I am adding a second LOLMoof: NOLivestock: okay I'm putting in six more LOLsMoof: OH GODLivestock: MOOF THE SCREEN IS LITERALLY COVERED WITH LOLS THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF YOUR ORIGINAL WORDS.Moof: NOMoof: NO LOLSMoof: NO LOLLLSLS