Disclaimer: If you are a head of state, and use Pocket Stalin when making big shot decisions, we cannot take responsibility for any unfortunate consequences or international boycotts that may arise from your poor use of this software. After all, the advice does come from a dictator.

Recent changes:- Bug fixes.

Ever wished you had your own personal advisor? A state sponsored comrade, who could help you with life's tough decisions?

Pocket Stalin is here to answer your most pressing questions! Just shake your phone, and Pocket Stalin will dig into his endless wisdom and guide you to the correct choice.

- Should I have pizza for dinner tonight? - Should I quit my job? - Does the driver behind me deserve the finger?

Ask a Yes or No question and Pocket Stalin has the answer (well, usually at least).

Disclaimer: If you are a head of state, and use Pocket Stalin when making big shot decisions, we cannot take responsibility for any unfortunate consequences or international boycotts that may arise from your poor use of this software. After all, the advice does come from a dictator.