See kids, if you strive to be a reserve Offensive Lineman on one of the most storied franchises is NFL history, you too can roll into odd VIP parties where women are begging to get pictures taken with you.

Darnell Stapleton, who just made it onto the team last season, is obviously the man. I’m a Steelers freak, and I wouldn’t recognize him if he appeared in the club next to me. I’m guessing the appearance had some prior publicity, or else people in Orange, NJ really love their backup Steelers.

Or, it probably helps that Stapleton went to nearby Rutgers University.