England's national team is envy of world, says press officer Alistair Campbell

Alistair Campbell, the England team's new press officer has been briefing against critics of the squad's performance.

'Listen, mate, I've been listening to people and what they say is this. England are on target for victory and we're better equipped to ride out the cup than anyone else in the world,' said Campbell. 'Anyone who disagrees with me is a fascist.'