Robert Pattinson: "I Would Like to Have a French Girlfriend..."

Calling all French girls — Robert Pattinson is looking for a belle dame to call his own!

The 27-year-old British Twilight alum talked to Le Figaro magazine about his steamy Dior fragrance ad, which was filmed with 23-year-old French model Camille Rowe.

“When everybody was watching the footage of the kissing scene, I was already embarrassed," Rob told the magazine (via HollywoodLife.) "Suddenly, Camille said ‘Oh la la!’ I glared at her and told her ‘Are you kidding me?’ I thought that the British would say ‘Oh la la!’ as a way to make fun of French. I didn’t think that French women would say it for real. Then I realized that I would like to have a French girlfriend with all her clichés.”

Ha! OK, but would that French girlfriend appreciate you glaring at her and considering her phrases cliches? What are we saying, of course she would — it's Rob! She'd probably just playfully swat him and issue a faux-angry speech in French to make him smile. Le sigh.

But now you know you should stockpile some French (or Spanish? Russian? Italian?) cliches, just in case you meet Rob at some point in your life.