Video: Everything You Didn't See on the Emmy Red Carpet… Until Now!

TVLine’s Michael Ausiello may have made it appear in his interviews from the Emmys that it was all glamour, glamour, scoop, scoop on the red carpet. But it wasn’t. There were also a whole lot of tense moments, nervous laughter and a disturbing reference to a dish called “weird coconut fish.”

At last, in this video, the whole story is told — not just the major spoilers that Ausiello got out of the stars of everything from The Big Bang Theory to Bones but also the moment when he scared the crap out of Mom’s Anna Faris and was saved from a bee by Enlightened’s Laura Dern.

By the time you’re done watching the clip — and going back to marvel at just how cute The Crazy Ones’ James Wolk is — it will come as no surprise which individual House of Lies’ Don Cheadle decides has really suffered the most. “No question,” he says. “You’re the victim.”