Lil Bub

BUB is a "perma-kitten", which means she will stay kitten sized and maintain kitten-like features her entire life. She is also a dwarf, which means her limbs are disproportionately small relative to the rest of her body. She has very short, stubby legs and a weird, long, serpent-like body. Her lower jaw is very short compared to her upper jaw, and her teeth never grew in (yes, that's right, she's toothless!), which is why her tongue is usually hanging out. Don't worry, BUB has a very healthy appetite and eats dry and wet food with no problems. Additionally, BUB is a polydactyl cat, meaning she has extra toes, and in her case, one extra toe on all of her four paws. Her front paws each have two opposable thumbs. And then of course there are her big, bulging, wonder-filled green eyes. Some think she can see into the future with those things.

big_dave wrote:This is just about finding a dorky selfie on his blogspot?

If this cat is in the market for some female companionship, my parents have a dwarf cat named Dusty, maybe we hook them up and they make little tiny dwarf kittens. We put each dwarf kitten in a little plastic ball and hang it off a necklace, Japanese girls go crazy for that sort of shit.

Marsupialized wrote:If this cat is in the market for some female companionship, my parents have a dwarf cat named Dusty, maybe we hook them up and they make little tiny dwarf kittens. We put each dwarf kitten in a little plastic ball and hang it off a necklace, Japanese girls go crazy for that sort of shit.

Lil Bub is a lil lady.

Stinky Pete wrote:BDSM is a bit like Queens of the Stone Age in that it's basically fine to be into, but a bit worrying if you're obsessed with it.