We have compiled together some great collections of short Funny Quotes that can be shared with friends and dear ones to amuse them. These short funny quotes could also be sent to friends and family via SMS / text messages, Social Bookmarking Sites (Facebook, twitter, reddit, myspace, tagged and others), Social Applications (BBM, whatsApp, 2go and others) and other means to jazz up their days.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
----- Paul Ehrlich

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
---- Phyllis Diller

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
----- Milton Berle

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
----- Fred Allen, Treadmill to Oblivion

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
----- Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
----- Henry Kissinger

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
----- Michael Caine