“Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

Funny story–I was talking to my best friend about possibly getting some business cards printed up. I haven’t done it because, to me, business cards signify that you know you have a marketable skill & are ready to trade. But, since I’m going to more writers’ events, having a business card handy seems like an easy way to swap info.

She said, “I’m surprised you don’t have some already made up.”

“Well, you know that scene in American Psycho? I don’t want to be Patrick Bateman.”