This week’s winner and runner up will receive The F Word by Jesse Sheidlower, with Foreword by Lewis Black, courtesy of Oxford University Press. I figured you guys would like it since it’s about swearing, because if there’s one thing in the world I love, it’s swearing. If there are two things I love in the world it’s swearing and racial slurs, but that’s neither here nor there. And now here are the winners, you spics.

Spazmodic says: Tom Cruise is lined up to play Uruguay. As long as there are … you know.

Spazmodic says: He already played Paraguay in that Fourth of July film.

I’m not saying I agree with this, but I appreciate the way the man thinks

(From the John Lennon biopic)
Mark it Zero says: I really liked the opening scene from Lord of War. I think that should be the focus of the Lennon biopic. Production, transportation, usage, and ultimately, the bullet cam right into that commie. 3 1/2 minutes long and everyone goes home happy.

And just for fun, a couple Gary Busey Facts:

Crapbasket says: Gary Busey had his feet painted like shoes just to fuck with the TSA lackeys.

Jacktion! says: Gary Busey started a horse farm by planting his teeth.

Well done all. Bring your A-game again this week because there WILL be another prize.

This ISN’T it, ha ha we fooled youDonkey Hodey says:
I’d like to start selling a magical Hollywood success potion to people. I’ll claim that it will make your skin flawless and your voice sexy. Really, it’ll be an index card that says “mix equal parts ammonia and bleach in a bowl, hold head over bowl, breathe deeply.”

prince of persia commercialAfrican Prince says:
Big deal, in my kingdom we have a magical stick that fast-forwards through commercial breaks.

marmadookieBurnsy says:
Owen Wilson is also working on his own version of Old Yeller, except at the end he takes himself out behind the barn.

muhammad biopicPauly says:
They should get a sacred cow to play the role and call him “Moohammed”.

-AND-Fek’lhr says:
Mohammed rolls through Wendy’s for a bacon cheeseburger or GTFO.

oscarsErswi says:
I’m thinking there was a good shot at this until the producers asked “So, are you people interested?”

Burnsy says:
On roughly 99 of those nights, her story ended with, “Look asshole, I just don’t feel like telling you the rest of it tonight. Jesus, you’re such a fucking dick sometimes. I’m going to sleep at my parents’ house tonight. Where’s my fucking chocolate bars, you shithead?”

Charlie Br0nze says:
Yeah, nice story Scheherazade, how about a fucking sandwich?

avatar onanismChareth Cutestory says:
“Good news, we can fly you to an alien planet and graft your DNA with that of an alien, follow that up with a mind-meld thingy, thereby allowing you to infiltrate their species and take them out.”
“And what about my paralysis? How’s that coming?”
“We’re not miracle workers, dude.”

-AND-Stinky Peet says:
“Wait, this isn’t a Dreamworks production? Then why am I making this face?”

-AND-ChinoMoreno says:
The director of the human centipede movie is adding one more actress and calling it Connect Four.

Aron RalstonStinky Peet says:
He must have tried all sorts of things over those five days before finally admitting he was stumped.

Isla FisherJacktion! says:
The story of how the boyfriend winds up comatose in a Mexican hospital sounds like a good movie, though.
Actually, I kind of like this idea of telling interesting stories from the point of view of someone who doesn’t know the interesting story. We could do Back to the Future from the point of view of one of the guys in the band, or Jaws from the point of view of someone in Nebraska.

11.09.09 at 12:34 am

Erswi

Coupla seconds to throw out there.
I think it was vodka with the alt title for the retard mma movie – Takedown Syndrome.
And Chino’s Rose pruning really trims my hedges, ifyouknowwhatimean.