I'm fresh out of witicisms to say about this, so make your own smart remarks below. The tour runs through the months of October and November, and pretty much goes everywhere. Check out the dates below.

Speaking of Finch, still no one has won the Finch contest [although one guy was only *one* off]. Is it hint time? Fine. It's between 850-1000. This is the last hint you get. Now email Contest@Punknews.org with your guess in the subject heading and your name and address in the body of the message, so we can end this thing. Please.