Crime might not pay, but that might be because your average criminal is actually dumb as rocks. Perhaps it’s not crime that doesn’t pay, but being stupid enough to think you can get away with a major bank heist after little to no preparation. Looking at some of the more clever criminals out there, it turns out that most of them end up getting caught anyway. But at least with these characters, the actual crimes are much more amusing and might end up as a motion picture starring a fast-talking, eye-pleasing cast.

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