Tuesday, February 12, 2008

In what may be my most chillingly insightful post to date, I submit for your consideration the following hypothesis: Anytime entertainment executives convene to engineer a group of diverse, female, cartoon-like characters, the same five stereotypes will result - Sassy Redhead, Pouty Brunette, Cleavaged African-American, Pony-Tailed Brunette, and Spritely Blonde. Observe:

Sax, I'd say Orel is Pouty Brunette, you are Sassy Redhead, Pedro is Pony-tailed Brunette, AC is Spritely Blonde and I guess I agree with Orel that I am Cleavaged African American. Lasorda and Delino I can't really say. Ok it's frightening that I actually put some thought into the above.