Our cats were proactive and sabotaged the one in our couch from the inside while they were kittens. The couch was second hand, and the massager only half worked, but they made sure that it was completely gone. I know it was purposeful because the couch also has a built-in phone and they left those wires alone._________________...if a single leaf holds the eye, it will be as if the remaining leaves were not there.http://about.me/omardrake

A random thought inspired by a random tower-ad; I figured this was probably the most appropriate place for it:

The ad: "Red Meat: What Makes It Unhealthy?"

The thought: "Well, being dead, butchered, roasted, and sliced up is seldom an indication that one's health is all that great, at the moment..."_________________I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning

No, Spelunky, I want to play other games for a while. You know, games that I actually paid money for. ... Spelunky? Why are you looking at me like th- OW! Stop it, Spelunky! STOP! OUCH! OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN! I'll play you just one more time! Please stop hurting me, Spelunky! TnT

So census is the number of people on a hospital unit. A matrix is the number of different types of staff required based on the census (# of patients). I work on the cardiovascular unit (called progressive care). When we have less than 35 people whose hearts are being monitored (we watch the patients on three units) the matrix calls for only one person doing my job. When there are less than 18 patients on the cardiac unit the matrix says we don't need a coordinator (my other job). But the matrix never calls for only one telemetry technician and no coordinator. So we have 10 patients, and two people watching 28 patients...

TL;DR there are two people doing less than one job and I am super bored. I invented new arrhythmias just to have something to look for._________________"Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. Iíll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman

And a hell of a long, wet trail from SoHo, in New York City, for Tommy--the Who's "Pinball Wizard"--to have played every pinball machine along the way, I always thought. Maybe there's a SoHo neighborhood, or street, or district, in London?_________________I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning

Joined: 01 May 2007Posts: 1081Location: in that cool mountain air, on an appalachian trail

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:34 am Post subject:

sinfest is the best
you can fuck all of the rest
'cause we are happy right here
in this tiny apartment
with its multiplying cats
and a shitty college diet of potatoes and cheap beer
singing: sinfesst is the best
you can fuck all of the rest
'cause we are happy right here_________________FormerlyGreen_Finn

i don't know where to put this, so i'll put it here. i was reading an obit about a former reporter, and the article had a link to a major story he had done, outing a local ku klux klan leader as being jewish.. the article gave the guy's criminal history, including an arrest - this is about that:

Quote:

The Renaissance party retained John D. Graves as attorney because of what it called "his reputaton as a defender of Anglo-American law as opposed to the Talmudic code so often practiced in New York courts."

Mr. Graves submitted a legal brief indicating a strong antipathy to "pinkos" and he rendered some words or phrases, such as "Fascist beasts," not in ordinary type but in an ornate curlicue script for emphasis or sarcastic effect.

The case involved attempts by the Fascists to break up picketing by Negroes outside a White Castle stand in the Bronx in a dispute over alleged hiring discrimination. Mr. Graves complained that the court was "ever harrying the Fascist beasts who thought to buy and drink some coffee and 12-cent hamburgers therewith to eat, nonabstante the voodoo curses."

1) i am somewhat amused to find that the Talmudic code apparently preceded Sharia law as A Threat To The American Legal System.

2) i am wondering whether the current crop of crazy lawyers is as eloquent as the past ones. (actually, i'm not sure eloquent is quite the right word, although i am sure mr. graves would have thought so.)_________________aka: neverscared!