Story of the Day

This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

There was a horrible bus
accident. Sadly, nobody survived the accident except a
monkeythat was on board and there have been no witnesses. The
police try and investigate morehowever they get no results. At last, they fight to interrogate the monkey. The monkey looksto reply to their queries
with gestures. Seeing that, they begin
asking the queries.

The officer asks,

"What were the people doing on the bus?"

The monkey shakes his head in a verysad manner and starts dance around; which means
the folks were dance and having fun.