Anyone considering a course of Botox might like to take a look at the usually hothothot Kim here, who had just had some of the rat poison injected into her head before this picture was taken and aired on her reality show. The result’s quite something, no?

Apparently Kim had needles shoved into her eyes because she was called the “older lady” on a photoshoot with Justin Bieber in the Bahamas. There’s a much cheaper, less painful and more satisfying solution to that – stay away from the hideous child.