Population explosion

D: How was the first person born if there was no-one to be born from?

Me: Well… What do you think?

D: I don’t know.

Me: Some people believe that God made two people – a man called Adam and a woman called Eve, and other people believe that there was a big explosion in the universe and all the little bits of life that came from it helped to create the first people.

D: Oh. I think it was the big bomb that exploded and made people. I’ll tell God when I see him that I think that. Is God in heaven?