The Pope Joins Twitter [The Apocalypse]

Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere! [These are just jokes, folks!]

The Pope has jointed Twitter. Why? Well, obviously to reach a larger audience. WHY? When the apocalypse happens he will be our direct channel to Jebus who will be sending him messages on all the great hiding places for when the zombies come. Jebus knows all the good hiding places.