Granted. But since you go at the speed of light, you travel forwards in time and outlive everyone you've ever known or loved.

I wish for a tree that has $100 AU bills grow on it. And the tree can't die. Or be destroyed. And the money is real.

Granted, but when you remove the money from the tree, they turn to dust.

I wish for zombie apocalypse.

Haha, then you got a nice GM.* Once had a guildy who's ZG snake "TrouserSnake" was renamed (by the GM) to Bob.* Since this was way back in Vanilla, we all laughed at him and his snake that got "Bobbed".