The Cigarette Holder is constructed using the finest Texas black onyx and pewter. The cigarette holder is five and one-half inches long, designed to keep the smoke away from you, thus preventing facial skin dryness and wrinkles that so often can be a side effect from cigarette smoke.

Give the gift of the Ann Richards Cigarette Holder. You'll make Ann proud by puffing away using the Ann Richards Cigarette Holder.

Lifelike in every detail, the airplane parts can be assembled, disassembled and reassembled again, for hours of fun and learning.

Kit includes parts for trees, grass, snow and other crash site environmental surroundings.

Remember: The Paul Wellstone Model Airplane Crash Kit is a Teaching Tool that can be used for hours of instructive purposes!

(Libs, please don't be offended by the Paul Wellstone Model Airplane Crash Kit. Because I'm just taking my cue of 'Tragedy plus time equals comedy', as stated by your own Highly Esteemed Liberal Talk Radio Icons:

Stephanie Miller, on March 30, 2006, who said about former Secretary Of Defense Casper Weinberger, a day after his death: "He's in Purgatory now...and making fun of him is fair game because tragedy plus time [equals comedy]."

Al Franken, on November 28, 2006, speaking of the late Senator Strom Thurmond, doing an audio skit where Strom exits and then returns to his grave, "There he goes, back to the grave."