Confirmed: Heidi Heitkamp is too ugly to be sexually harassed

Female senators appeared on Meet the Press on Sunday to share their sexual harassment fantasies experiences:

4 women U.S. senators tell their stories of sexual harassment…the Harvey Weinstein story has brought to light the ugliness, the humiliation, and perhaps most of all the prevalence of sexual harassment and assault. Many of us, men mostly, were not aware or chose not to be aware of how common this kind of behavior apparently is.

But I was like, wait…there is no fucking way someone sexually harassed Heidi Heitkamp!

Sure enough, while Elizabeth Warren recounted being chased around a room by a horny old dude, and Claire McCaskill was forced to endure a blowjob joke– here’s Heidi Heitkamp’s “sexual harassment story”:

A law enforcement official came up to me and he pretty much put his finger in my face, and he said ‘listen here, men will always beat their wives and you can’t stop them’.