SHIPPABLE: Poo-Nut Butter Cups!

Delicious peanut butter cups made with my delicious “chocolate” 😉 Each order comes with two cups and includes a video of how they’re made! They’re twice as large and thick as regular peanut butter cups–notice how they’re in cupcake wrappers? The bottom layer is chocolate, covered in a layer of half peanut butter, half shit 🙂 then topped with another delicious layer of chocolate! Yum! And I KNOW it’s yummy, since I’ve taste tested them myself, and you can even watch me eat some in the video <3

Wait times: Will ship as soon as I can get to the post office, OR, there will be a 1 week wait when I’m in-between batches due to demand (wait times may increase around 2 weeks during holiday season due to demand)

**WANT EXPRESS OVERNIGHT SHIPPING?**
(Shipping is charged per order, not per item! Order will ship overnight after dropped off at the post office 🙂 US BUYERS ONLY!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Add the shippable(s) to your cart, which will automatically add $5 towards shipping (there is no separate US express shipping option to choose from at checkout itself–this is due to website coding restrictions)
2) Go to the Custom Video page, write in the script box that you’re paying $25 for overnight shipping (bringing the shipping total to $30)
3) Add the payment to your cart, then viola! 🙂 Ready when you are!

PRO-TIP! Summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

11 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Poo-Nut Butter Cups!

5 out of 5

Michael(verified owner) – June 26, 2016:

Totally amazing!!!! You will be hooked on them…

5 out of 5

James(verified owner) – July 13, 2016:

I loved having these. Definitely taste her poop in these. I got super hard eating them. I may buy her whole poop next. I wish to serve this sexy woman one day. It would be heavenly! 10/10 5 Stars. Will be back! xx

5 out of 5

Ladodgers03lrt(verified owner) – July 22, 2016:

These cups are pretty dam good. I wasn’t sure if I’d like them because I’m new to this, but it taste surprisingly good. If you were just handed this treat and couldn’t smell the shit, you would think it’s just a Reese’s cup. Rachelle packs a lot of her shit in there, but the taste isn’t too strong; just enough 🙂

5 out of 5

Ar1995(verified owner) – July 30, 2016:

These were my first experience eating shit. I was super nervous about the taste and smell, so after chatting with rachelle, she recommended these or the muffins since the shit isn’t as noticeable. So I when they arrived I waited until I knew I wouldn’t be disturbed and took a small bite. The were suprisely sweet and much more pleasant than I had imagined. I honestly wouldn’t have guessed there was shit in them aside from the texture. I was immediately aroused as I began to chew and taste her shit slightly more, however it wasn’t overpowering. If you’re curious about eating shit, I would highly recommend starting with these. I still have one more left to enjoy and I’m looking forward to it tonight.

5 out of 5

Airwildcat(verified owner) – August 6, 2016:

Rachelle’s Poo-Nut Butter Cups are exquisite and way better than Reese’s. The thing that seperates it apart is the two layers of chocolate are complemented so well by the very delicious poo filling center, I ❤️ these tasty morsels they are so delectable as a dessert💯

5 out of 5

Rumpelstiltskin(verified owner) – August 28, 2016:

Package arrived in perfect condition. You allayed any of my worries with your four fold layering and protective packaging. I refrigerated it for 3 hours to chill and firm it up again. But then I had to open it up and remove one of them for my pleasure. I went slowly after peeling back the wrapper, exploring it with my senses. First visually, then savoring the scent of it. And then licking your most intimate chocolate. I had to lick enough to cover the front of my tongue, I then fully explored your flavor. After swallowing that first taste, I took a bite of the 3 layers. Savoring the contrast between the chocolate, peanut butter and your personal chocolate, you are truly delicious! I stopped there, as you are going to be my dessert for the next 2 weeks at least. I won’t be satisfied until I have consumed all of your treat. I can’t thank you enough for sharing such an intimate part of yourself with me.

5 out of 5

flyhigh(verified owner) – September 29, 2016:

What is a Reese cup compared to these.!!!!! The best shit and chocolate combination ever.
Middle is full of shit the best treat I have had so far. The others are good but these make you want to stock up. I ate one at work while everyone was around and could smell it but I passed it off as something on our feet. Next is her Raw shit I’m going to buy two loads fully eat one load and cook with the other. 😃😃

5 out of 5

dasteele870(verified owner) – March 16, 2017:

Honestly these were so good a classic scat snack, best bargain treat, you get more than you pay for IMO!

Thanks Rachelle you’re the greatest!:)

5 out of 5

Scatman11121(verified owner) – April 4, 2017:

Loved them. They are great. Ordering more now.

5 out of 5

brett(verified owner) – February 28, 2018:

If they came in 6 packs i would order them by the dozen (6×12). These and the snickers are the treat if you have a hard time with the raw essence (which is the best actually). Just finished one i had been saving in the freezer and am about to order some more. First timers wont be disappointed.

5 out of 5

Spidey777(verified owner) – November 3, 2018:

A absolute must have. The peanut butter/chocolate with rachelle’s shit is a amazing combination. I got 4, just ate my first just now without any troubles. Usually when I eat poo brownies from other sellers, I gag a bit but Rachelle’s turds are sweet and earthy. Loved it!

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