Attention UNC Tar Heels fans: your team is going to get their asses kicked by the Terps Saturday, but there’s good news! Noted pornography website Pornhub.com ran a poll and your cheerleaders were voted the hottest in the NCAA Tournament!

But yeah, you’re still going to get your asses kicked Saturday. Enjoy!

1. College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Sweet 16 Syracuse vs. Wisconsin (Thursday 7:15pm from Boston live on CBS), Louisville vs. Michigan State (Thursday 7:47pm from Phoenix live on TBS), Cincinnati vs. Ohio State (Thursday 9:45pm from Boston live on CBS), Florida vs. Marquette (Thursday 10:17pm from Phoenix live on TBS), Baylor vs. Xavier (Friday 7:15pm from Atlanta live on CBS), North Carolina vs. Ohio (Friday 7:47pm from St. Louis live on TBS), Kentucky vs. Indiana (Friday 9:45pm from Atlanta live on CBS), Kansas vs. NC State (Friday 10:17pm from St. Louis live on TBS)

I’d offer basketball analysis but I’m pretty sure someone just said “Phoenix”. Phoenix is the home of the Tempe 12. The Tempe 12 produced this picture.