Mila Kunis’ Breasts Will Unite Us

Because I just went off about Tim Tebow on Facebook again, here’s Mila Kunis‘ breasts saving kids’ lives which is something I think we all can agree on. Also, I think we all can agree that their healing powers are transitive which is why I have to touch them. To save the children.

I’ve never understood Fish’s infatuation with Mila. Yea, she’s cute, has a beautiful face, but she has the body of a 12 year old. And that voice, my god that Fran Drescher voice. Her character on Family Guy is annoying as hell (albeit most characters on that show are) but she isn’t even acting as is the case with Seth. That is just her natural talking voice…

She’s looking really fat, for someone who was ranting and ravening about how easy it is to lose weight. I guess she’s found out that keeping the weight off is the real battle. All women know this, but her.