Traffic Report for December 1996

Hi, everyone! This is Jim, HUMOR's Traffic Reporter, comin' at you with
the first Report of 1997. (Those of you who use the Julian calendar, that
is...) Every Sunday it is my responsibility to send this Traffic Report to
the Contributors' list, and on the first Sunday of each month, I send it to
the entire HUMOR list. Welcome to January of 1997.
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If you are reading these words, but do not have the honor/privilege of
reading them weekly, and would like that honor/privilege (and, by
extension, the honor/privilege of being allowed to contribute your own
brand of HUMOR to the list), you need to take a short exam, and you can do
so by sending LISTSERV@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU the command GET HUMOR GUIDE. This
command, like all commands to this email address goes in the body of the
text of an email.
If you are receiving unsolicited emails from someone who scans the
listserver for addresses, and would like to conceal your membership,
effectively preventing someone from finding out your exact address, send
LISTSERV@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU the command SET HUMOR CONCEAL.
If you're going away for a short while, and don't want HUMOR to pile up
in your mailbox while you're gone, send LISTSERV@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU the command
SET HUMOR NOMAIL. To start it back up again, send LISTSERV@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU
the command SET HUMOR DIGEST if you want to receive HUMOR in Digest format,
or SET HUMOR MAIL if you want it in mail format -- that is, to receive
posts as they are sent to the list, rather than all at once at the end of
the day. (You don't have to be set to NOMAIL to switch between the two of
them...)
If you have any other questions or problems, feel free to email me at
jimphynn@mindspring.com, visit my home page at
http://www.webcom.com/jimphynn, or visit HUMOR's website at
http://www.webcom.com/jimphynn/humor/humor.html.
Have a great month of January, and may 1997 provide all that you would
hope for.
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Traffic Report for HUMOR, 29 December - 4 January
(Number of articles posted each day)
4 Weeks 3 Weeks 2 Weeks 1 Week Last
Date Day Back Back Back Back Week
29 Sunday 10 12 11 9 7
30 Monday 19 21 22 18 9
31 Tuesday 15 19 24 9 8
1 Wednesday 20 21 16 6 7
2 Thursday 18 27 16 10 10
3 Friday 25 21 15 6 11
4 Saturday 6 8 6 7 11
Averages 16.1 18.4 15.7 9.3 9.0
Subscriptions 9,307 9,374 9,368 9,431 9,594
Countries 89 89 89 89 89
Contributors 839 834 836 835 848
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does
not include addresses which receive HUMOR via local bulletin board,
area distribution lists, etc. These numbers include both concealed
and non-concealed subscribers.
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HUMOR is dispatched daily to the following countries:
Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Belgium, Belize, Brazil, Brunei
Darussalam, Bulgaria, Canada, China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica,
Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador,
Estonia, Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Great Britain, Greece,
Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran,
Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea,
Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Malta, Mexico,
Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Northern
Ireland, Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania,
Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, Soviet Union,
Spain, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Turkey,
Uganda, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela, Zambia, Zimbabwe
Total countries: 89
Email me if your country is not listed here.
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And now for my usual/obligatory contribution of humor:
Subject: Performance review
What three two letter words can best dampen a man's ardor in bed?
-- "Is it in?"
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Jim Goldman, HUMOR list Traffic Reporter and Webmaster
jimphynn@mindspring.com http://www.webcom.com/jimphynn
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