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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER
Tossed over your electronic transom.
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March 29, 2002
The Top 9 Perks of Being Famous
9. Free Happy Meals.
8. When you're photographed in crappy old clothes, it's called
"quirky".
7. Causing your employer to lose millions of dollars not a
fireable offense.
6. Gold-plated 45-second hourglass you got at the Oscar luncheon
is great for timing your marriages.
5. You never have to explain why you broke up with your ex --
Entertainment Tonight does it for you.
4. Assistant with antiseptic wipes to sterilize your butt after
each ass-kissing.
3. Your chances of being roughed up by Russell Crowe increase
dramatically.
2. Never having to say you're guilty.
and the Number 1 Perk of Being Famous...
1. Stand in line, it'll be your turn with Winona Ryder soon.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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Great Movie Dialogue
CHUCK
Bill, let me try and explain this to you.
As we sit here and idly chat, there are
women -- female human beings -- rolling
around in strange beds with strange men,
and we are making money from that.
BILL
Is this a great country or what?
Nightshift
starring Henry Winkler
and Michael Keaton
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