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Once a squirrel was flying over a rainbow, suddenly John woke up in a sweat, as he had another squirrel dream. He turned and saw that a three headed giant was sleeping in the bed next to him, and he realized that it was his math teacher. He then proceeded to pull out a Katina the size of a small truck and It ripped off his arm. He grew a new one, though it had a tattoo of a tattoo. He walked downstairs to eat his cereal, when he realized there were dead wasps in it. He ate it anyway, when he realized the wasps weren't dead, and the wasps chased him into his imagination, where a 50 foot dragon from one of his nightmares when he was 11 appeared. It took a deep breath, and exhaled firey candycanes! The dragon turned John into a woman. It worried John so much, as how would anyone recognize him? (Or her.) He told the dragon to turn him back into a man, with the exception of his ability to enjoy Pretty Little Liars. John (or "Juanita", as he called himself when he was a woman) suddenly found that he loved this show because he really loved the outfits of the girls in the show. Suddenly, a meteorite rock the size of a button hit their house while watching TV and knocked on the door. John got up to answer the door, but the dragon would not let him do so because it was really the Dragon's ex-wife, and the Dragon was embarrassed because the dragon's ex-wife was a unicorn and he still loved her. The unicorn could change John back to a man, but decided not to. Instead they chained him/her to a wall and had a dance party! Then a flaming flamingo crashed the party, and the house with bolts of lightning. He then decided to turn John back to a man, but accidentally made him a cat. At least a male cat though. John the cat proceeded to claw the fireplace, releasing the demonic spirit of all things unholy, more commonly known as....

Once a squirrel was flying over a rainbow, suddenly John woke up in a sweat, as he had another squirrel dream. He turned and saw that a three headed giant was sleeping in the bed next to him, and he realized that it was his math teacher. He then proceeded to pull out a Katina the size of a small truck and It ripped off his arm. He grew a new one, though it had a tattoo of a tattoo. He walked downstairs to eat his cereal, when he realized there were dead wasps in it. He ate it anyway, when he realized the wasps weren't dead, and the wasps chased him into his imagination, where a 50 foot dragon from one of his nightmares when he was 11 appeared. It took a deep breath, and exhaled firey candycanes! The dragon turned John into a woman. It worried John so much, as how would anyone recognize him? (Or her.) He told the dragon to turn him back into a man, with the exception of his ability to enjoy Pretty Little Liars. John (or "Juanita", as he called himself when he was a woman) suddenly found that he loved this show because he really loved the outfits of the girls in the show. Suddenly, a meteorite rock the size of a button hit their house while watching TV and knocked on the door. John got up to answer the door, but the dragon would not let him do so because it was really the Dragon's ex-wife, and the Dragon was embarrassed because the dragon's ex-wife was a unicorn and he still loved her. The unicorn could change John back to a man, but decided not to. Instead they chained him/her to a wall and had a dance party! Then a flaming flamingo crashed the party, and the house with bolts of lightning. He then decided to turn John back to a man, but accidentally made him a cat. At least a male cat though. John the cat proceeded to claw the fireplace, releasing the demonic [b]spirit of all things unholy, more commonly known as....[/b]

Once a squirrel was flying over a rainbow, suddenly John woke up in a sweat, as he had another squirrel dream. He turned and saw that a three headed giant was sleeping in the bed next to him, and he realized that it was his math teacher. He then proceeded to pull out a Katina the size of a small truck and It ripped off his arm. He grew a new one, though it had a tattoo of a tattoo. He walked downstairs to eat his cereal, when he realized there were dead wasps in it. He ate it anyway, when he realized the wasps weren't dead, and the wasps chased him into his imagination, where a 50 foot dragon from one of his nightmares when he was 11 appeared. It took a deep breath, and exhaled firey candycanes! The dragon turned John into a woman. It worried John so much, as how would anyone recognize him? (Or her.) He told the dragon to turn him back into a man, with the exception of his ability to enjoy Pretty Little Liars. John (or "Juanita", as he called himself when he was a woman) suddenly found that he loved this show because he really loved the outfits of the girls in the show. Suddenly, a meteorite rock the size of a button hit their house while watching TV and knocked on the door. John got up to answer the door, but the dragon would not let him do so because it was really the Dragon's ex-wife, and the Dragon was embarrassed because the dragon's ex-wife was a unicorn and he still loved her. The unicorn could change John back to a man, but decided not to. Instead they chained him/her to a wall and had a dance party! Then a flaming flamingo crashed the party, and the house with bolts of lightning. He then decided to turn John back to a man, but accidentally made him a cat. At least a male cat though. John the cat proceeded to claw the fireplace, releasing the demonic spirit of all things unholy, more commonly known as Bob the builder. Then, out of nowhere, a flash of bright light appeared, followed by a....

Once a squirrel was flying over a rainbow, suddenly John woke up in a sweat, as he had another squirrel dream. He turned and saw that a three headed giant was sleeping in the bed next to him, and he realized that it was his math teacher. He then proceeded to pull out a Katina the size of a small truck and It ripped off his arm. He grew a new one, though it had a tattoo of a tattoo. He walked downstairs to eat his cereal, when he realized there were dead wasps in it. He ate it anyway, when he realized the wasps weren't dead, and the wasps chased him into his imagination, where a 50 foot dragon from one of his nightmares when he was 11 appeared. It took a deep breath, and exhaled firey candycanes! The dragon turned John into a woman. It worried John so much, as how would anyone recognize him? (Or her.) He told the dragon to turn him back into a man, with the exception of his ability to enjoy Pretty Little Liars. John (or "Juanita", as he called himself when he was a woman) suddenly found that he loved this show because he really loved the outfits of the girls in the show. Suddenly, a meteorite rock the size of a button hit their house while watching TV and knocked on the door. John got up to answer the door, but the dragon would not let him do so because it was really the Dragon's ex-wife, and the Dragon was embarrassed because the dragon's ex-wife was a unicorn and he still loved her. The unicorn could change John back to a man, but decided not to. Instead they chained him/her to a wall and had a dance party! Then a flaming flamingo crashed the party, and the house with bolts of lightning. He then decided to turn John back to a man, but accidentally made him a cat. At least a male cat though. John the cat proceeded to claw the fireplace, releasing the demonic spirit of all things unholy, more commonly known as Bob the builder. Then[b], out of nowhere, a flash of bright light appeared, followed by a....[/b]

Once a squirrel was flying over a rainbow, suddenly John woke up in a sweat, as he had another squirrel dream. He turned and saw that a three headed giant was sleeping in the bed next to him, and he realized that it was his math teacher. He then proceeded to pull out a Katina the size of a small truck and It ripped off his arm. He grew a new one, though it had a tattoo of a tattoo. He walked downstairs to eat his cereal, when he realized there were dead wasps in it. He ate it anyway, when he realized the wasps weren't dead, and the wasps chased him into his imagination, where a 50 foot dragon from one of his nightmares when he was 11 appeared. It took a deep breath, and exhaled firey candycanes! The dragon turned John into a woman. It worried John so much, as how would anyone recognize him? (Or her.) He told the dragon to turn him back into a man, with the exception of his ability to enjoy Pretty Little Liars. John (or "Juanita", as he called himself when he was a woman) suddenly found that he loved this show because he really loved the outfits of the girls in the show. Suddenly, a meteorite rock the size of a button hit their house while watching TV and knocked on the door. John got up to answer the door, but the dragon would not let him do so because it was really the Dragon's ex-wife, and the Dragon was embarrassed because the dragon's ex-wife was a unicorn and he still loved her. The unicorn could change John back to a man, but decided not to. Instead they chained him/her to a wall and had a dance party! Then a flaming flamingo crashed the party, and the house with bolts of lightning. He then decided to turn John back to a man, but accidentally made him a cat. At least a male cat though. John the cat proceeded to claw the fireplace, releasing the demonic spirit of all things unholy, more commonly known as Bob the builder. Then, out of nowhere, a flash of bright light appeared, followed by a giant bottle of glowing vodka with a thirst for human flesh and a lust for human....

Once a squirrel was flying over a rainbow, suddenly John woke up in a sweat, as he had another squirrel dream. He turned and saw that a three headed giant was sleeping in the bed next to him, and he realized that it was his math teacher. He then proceeded to pull out a Katina the size of a small truck and It ripped off his arm. He grew a new one, though it had a tattoo of a tattoo. He walked downstairs to eat his cereal, when he realized there were dead wasps in it. He ate it anyway, when he realized the wasps weren't dead, and the wasps chased him into his imagination, where a 50 foot dragon from one of his nightmares when he was 11 appeared. It took a deep breath, and exhaled firey candycanes! The dragon turned John into a woman. It worried John so much, as how would anyone recognize him? (Or her.) He told the dragon to turn him back into a man, with the exception of his ability to enjoy Pretty Little Liars. John (or "Juanita", as he called himself when he was a woman) suddenly found that he loved this show because he really loved the outfits of the girls in the show. Suddenly, a meteorite rock the size of a button hit their house while watching TV and knocked on the door. John got up to answer the door, but the dragon would not let him do so because it was really the Dragon's ex-wife, and the Dragon was embarrassed because the dragon's ex-wife was a unicorn and he still loved her. The unicorn could change John back to a man, but decided not to. Instead they chained him/her to a wall and had a dance party! Then a flaming flamingo crashed the party, and the house with bolts of lightning. He then decided to turn John back to a man, but accidentally made him a cat. At least a male cat though. John the cat proceeded to claw the fireplace, releasing the demonic spirit of all things unholy, more commonly known as Bob the builder. Then, out of nowhere, a flash of bright light appeared, followed by a giant bottle of glowing vodka with a [b]thirst for human flesh and a lust for human....[/b]

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