I just read and laughed through Bill Simmons’ latest piece. He attempts to break down the MVP race, from player No. 420 all the way down to No.1. This article was about players #420 – #48…and below are my favorites from the bunch:

After playing such a pivotal role for the Tankapalooza All-Stars in Miami, Ricky has a rare chance to become one of the biggest losers in the history of sports. Some relevant stats for you: He has played in 661 career regular-season games but only 10 career playoff games; he has been traded five times; his teams from 2001-2008 finished a combined 175 games under .500; he has played for a 17-win team and a 14-win team…