The Nature of the Basic Bitch (VIDEO)

DH Vancouver StaffDec 26, 2014 1:46 pm

Vancouver comedy team Hoodwinked Films takes you on a journey to learn more about the extraordinary creature known as the basic bitch. They followed a beautiful specimen named Jennifer and observed her in her natural habitat. Can she even? Is she #blessed? Watch to literally find out.

For those of you unfamiliar with the term “basic bitch” it’s a term used typically to describe a girl (typically suburban and caucasian) who’s prideful of laying her around all day and letting the genetics prevent her from being morbidly obese, or not. Her life is constantly documented with pictures of everything and then shared on social media waiting for the admiration of her followers. When out of the house she will take pictures and Snapchats of the endeavor to make sure the world knows. Typical journeys include a trip to Starbucks (Pumpkin Spice Lattes), the mall or other appropriately ‘basic’ locations.

The male equivalent would most likely be the “bro” or the “douchebag.” Will they make a video on that next? Who knows. For now enjoy some comedic relief courtesy of Hoodwinked films.

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