The makers of Ben-Wa balls also have reason to give the x-rated tale a bit of gratitude—according to some intel we received today, sales of the erotic balls surpassed sales of golf balls in 2012. To celebrate this sexy milestone, adult toy store Babeland opened a "Ball of Fame," a museum of sorts to house its growing collection of Ben-Wa balls.

We were almost totally had, such was our excitement about the rise of butt play. But, while there is no confirmation that Ben-Was actually out-sold golf balls, sales of Babeland's Ben-Wa-style Luna Beads did rise by 1800 percent last year (and overall Ben-Wa sales were up over 600 percent), Babeland told Cosmopolitan.com.

So, for taking the prank like total champs, Babeland is offering 20 percent off any purchase at Babeland.com (and in retail stores) using the code "SURPRISE" at checkout until April 15. Baller.