UPDATED — THANK YOU ALL!!! Please donate to A Conservative Lesbian

by CynthiaYockey on May 26, 2010

My father’s emergency root canal has left us short $400 we need to raise by 4 pm, Friday, May 28, to make the May mortgage payment (since Monday, May 31, is a bank holiday). If you feel inspired to support this blog by helping me out with a financial donation, now is a good time to do so. If I receive more than that, I hope you don’t mind if I squander it on groceries and the supplies I need this week to plant my heirloom tomatoes.

I’m sure someone will be tempted to point out that I advertise Stuart Lichtman’s book, How to Get Lots of Money for Anything — Fast. (Click on the link in my ad below to check it out.) So shouldn’t I be coming up with another, better income source than asking for donations from people who enjoy my writing? Actually, I do have something in the works — I’ll announce it in June. In the meantime, PBS and NPR also monetize their product by providing it and then asking for donations, so I’m in good company.

To my donors, I thank you in advance for your generosity — may the universe multiply your gift for you at least ten-fold. I also thank all my dear gentle readers for giving me the treasure of your time when you visit here to read my blog.

May every donation and every prayer and good wish for me and my father be multiplied at least 10-fold by the prospering power of the universe through happy means, and may all of my donors, well-wishers, dear gentle readers and fellow bloggers be blessed with divine protection, divine guidance, enlightenment, prosperity, progress, success, healing and health, inspiration, courage and every form of good in your lives now and always.

I do have a plan for making money so I am self-supporting and not so vulnerable to financial emergencies — I will explain soon.

Good luck – you will be amazed at the people who will be happy to help out a writer whose stuff they enjoy and love. I had one of those moments a couple of years ago – and I was left astounded and humbled by the generosity of all those readers whom I barely knew that I had.

In fact, we should be making it absolutely clear to David Axelrod that the instant he and his ilk try this scheme again, the entire Right blogosphere will announce the sordid details of THEIR affairs with LibelBlogger XXX on their blogs, Twitter and Facebook and Google bomb the key words without ceasing in accordance with the Rule 5 gospel of Stacy McCain.

Actually, in the great outdoors, Will Folks likes to slather his naughty bits with honey and then straddle ant hills. Strange, but true.

Cynthia

Dolly

So glad to hear you made the money you needed! I hope James Wolcott donated something with his big mouth. It would be terrible if he had to learn that the people who helped out were the people he so hates.

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WOOT!!! Three cheers for your good fortune! 😀

Redstate has a “red light special” claiming they know who paid Will Folks to smear Haley…..they’re not naming names yet…say they want the media to sweat.

Thank you! I just sent you an e-mail. For others who still feel inspired to hit the tip jar, I will be saving up additional donations for healthcare expenses, including dental work (a crown) and new glasses.

But I’m also pondering how to make a video for YouTube on how the instant, practical assistance that came to me from Right-wing bloggers and conservatives really contradicts the Left’s demonization of the Right, which it uses to keep gays frightened and in line — despite the contradiction that the Left embraces religions and cultures that are zealous about killing people for being gay.