Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE!
Hug me, please.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I am So Mean to Heather (Mucca) Mills

My friend Mario says this is the crowning achievement in my career (which is why he posted it on the internets). It's me being snide about Heather Mills, on the VH1 show "Celeb Showdown 3."