A couple of friends have asked me recently for girl advice. Advice as in “how do I find the right girl?” Well my friends… there is no right girl… that actually exists anyway… but you can get pretty damn close if you’re lucky & patient but mostly lucky & not thinking with your dick. Girls are becoming smarter, more cunning & more independent at an alarming rate… this is bad news boys! These power whores are a mans worst enemy. It’s been said that the new ‘playa’ is the power chick. They prey on guys like it’s a sport… since when did we become fair game… how the fuck did that happen? Bottom line is… when you see a power chick… RUN! … or just tell her to fuck off… nithing is more manly then telling some hot bitch to get the fuck out if your face… seriously… try it! Let’s talk about what to look for/stay away from. I came up with a checklist that outlines the process of finding a decent girl in todays fucked up society.

– She can’t think she’s too hot. Girls who think/know how hot they are will never take you seriously & will always think they can do better.

– She can’t club. Not even once, ever, hell fucking no! You go clubbing for a couple reasons & none of those include clean fun/entertainment. Girls that want to club are a waste of time.

– Should rarely, if at all, use Facebook &/or ither social media. Facebook/twitter whores are… well…. whores. Any kind if whore belongs on the corner getting pimp slapped for being such a whore. Girls who use social media too frequently are seeking attention & it’s not going to be from you.

– Too many tattoos. Bitches who have too many tat’s are not only hideous but they are seeking something that they aren’t even sure of themselves. Fuck that.

– The cute girl in school who wasn’t popular but was kind of a geek is your new target. These girls are wife material. ‘Nuff said.

– Likes to cook. It seems cliche to say this but sooo many girls wont lift a finger to cook anymore. They expect the guy to handle the cooking now-a-days. Fuck off Miss. Independent!! Cooking together is one of the best joys in a relationship.

– History if cheating. Unless she has a damn good reason for cheating in the past stay the fuck away.

– Girls who like money too much. They wont like you… just your money. & when you run out she says bye.

– Girls who like sex too much. It’s fucking annoying. Bitch I’m tired & maybe I actually want to spend some time with you outside of the bedroom. Besides… horny girls are more likely to cheat.

– Girls who socialize too much. They will never let you have your full say in anything & it’s fucking a slap in dick watching your girl chat with other guys all the time.

– Jersey Shore type girls. Eeewww & useless & see clubbing.

– Girls who like doing normal things like cooking, going for a walk, reading, watching the sun set, spending time with family, etc… These are golden…but rare. When you do find one..hold on!!!

Not sure if you have seen this video rant or not but the reaction to it is getting out of hand. Basically some kinda hot but chubby girl who is trying to get some attention made a video rant about how fed up she is with Asian behavior on the UCLA campus. Specifically Asian Asians… not the white washed Asians. I have obviously never been to UCLA but being from British Columbia I can definitely understand where she is coming from. Any way… a huge outrage occurred within moments of her posting this video and now she is in huge shit from the school and has been receiving death threats from other students, youtube viewers and Asians. This is bullshit. Death threats!?!??! Are you fucking kidding me?? doesn’t sending death threats override stating your opinion? “What!??!? You don’t think Asians should blab in the library while you try to study for your finals?? I’m gonna fucking killll you bitch… with a knife… killllll kiiiiillll as in you die!!!”

Overreacting and a half. Isn’t North America supposed to be a free country where people can have the gift of freedom of speech? Also people who whine and bitch about shit like this have nothing better to do… which is ironic for me to say hence I’m clearly wasting time writing shit on this blog instead of studying or w/e…. man our generation is fucked up. When we grow up and become the dominant driving force behind the world’s economy and what not the earth is going to be such a fucked up place.

That UCLA girl did a good job of showing off her boobs which were conveniently half-popping out of her tank top. I love how she got all slutty and done up. I’d “study” in the library with her.