Niagara Jokes

Funny Jokes

As one who is an unabashed admirer of cats, telling this storyis somewhat painful. This is a true story which happened during the late1970's. My wife has firsthand knowledge of the circumstances since, at thetime, she was a police officer in whose jurisdiction the incident occurred.There is a small rural town, somewhat northeast to the city ofNiagara Falls, NY. One evening, a resident of the town called the localvolunteer fire department to request assistance in removing their catfrom a tree. Since this was a "questionable" call, the fire controldispatcher called the fire chief at home to ask if he wanted to respond.The chief said sure, call out the department, since it was early eveningand it shouldn't be a problem for the volunteers to respond.The fire department responded with a rescue truck which had anextension ladder. The tree, however, was too tall and willowy to supportthe weight of the extension more...

Two blond adventurers were on holiday, and went to see Niagara Falls.After a few drinks one night, one bet the other $500 he couldn't carry him across the falls on a tightrope.After a very scary trip, his friend managed to stagger safely across, and the wager was duly paid."That was close," said the loser. "When you wobbled, halfway across, I was sure I'd won."

5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep more...