An Exclusive Look at the Unbelievable Script for the New Kevin James Show

Kevin James has made some truly repugnant pieces of cinema and television, but, for some reason, people keep watching it and throwing large bags of money at him. It’s certainly a part of our culture that we’ll look back on in shame and embarrassment, but for now, we just have to endure it. I don’t really know what his new show is about and, honestly, I don’t care. But that doesn’t mean I can’t write a script for it that might as well have been lifted from the pilot episode itself. Enjoy!