A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
for several years. One night, during one of their
rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy
to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he
would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete,
he told her to simply mail him a post card and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
confused wife. "Honey," she said. "You received a very
strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the
card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.