Saturday, January 14, 2006

first jesse "the body" ventura

Now Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey.

You really have to see the site for yourself. The whole Vampyre part doesn't bother me; I'm sure the self-chosen Children of the Night can serve just as well in elected office as the bloodsuckers who pretend to be otherwise. But isn't this all just a little more information than we need about his ex-wives? And the whole "If elected, I will personally impale terrorists in front of the State House" bit is not likely to win the hearts of Minnesota's voters.

I went to college in Minnesota, and I think I know something of the Minnesotan character, but I can't tell you what inspires such unlikely gubneratorial candidates. Is it the lutefisk? You tell me.