Phone rings, it’s 3 AMI already know it’s you againSeems like every time you go out with your friendsI’m the one you think of when the party ends

You only call me when you’re drunkYou only love me when you’re downSome other guy leaves you high and dryIt’s the only time you want me aroundYou only need me when you’re lonelyIt’d take a fool not to seeI’m not really what you wantYou only call me when you’re drunkAnd that’s all right with me

I know a decent manWould put his foot down, draw a line in the sandOh, baby, but from where I standI’ll come and get you just as fast as I can

You only call me when you’re drunkYou only love me when you’re downSome other guy leaves you high and dryIt’s the only time you want me aroundYou only need me when you’re lonelyIt’d take a fool not to seeI’m not really what you wantYou only call me when you’re drunkAnd that’s all right with me