Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

I have been known to re-orient rolls in other people's houses/apartments because the wrong way makes me want to squirt blood out of my eyes.

For all of us who are guilty of this, let's band together and create a movement!

Originally Posted by sames44

Me too, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

I think we're up to 4 or 5 now...

Originally Posted by kreutz2112

what you said makes no sense to me.

C'mon, kreuts2112, "movement,"
"crapfest..." Can we get anymore TP related?

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

and what the fuck are some of you eating to require babywipes?! jesus. these might also be shower pee-ers. correlation bitches.

It's not what we're eating here...It's who we're eating here, Ivy...

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

I only used the wipes when at coachella, just because half the time their was no TP in the johns and even if there was who knows whats on it, ew. And in my house the roll on the wall is usually empty and their is a lone roll sitting on top because no one is capable of replacing the roll besides me.

Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

the print is on the outside, therefore it goes OVER... why print designs into toliet paper if it goes under and is on the side you can't see?

& if your using a standard toliet paper holder in a filthy public restroom... you're not gonna want the paper brushing across a shit-covered wall to go under after the tear...

I'm wondering why you would have prints on your TP. I mean, it's not like your "dot" cares, does it? (Background music, "Don't it make my brown eye blue...")

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

Re: How do you prefer your toilet paper to hang?

Izzy and I discovered yesterday that when TP is hung the wrong way, and it's down to the last little bit, it will unroll itself. She found it hilarious. I was a bit annoyed. I wasn't about to use TP on her that's been lying on the floor of a public restroom. Hang it the right way people for the protection of all those underaged bottoms out there.