I didn't miss it - What I'm saying is that I'm surprised that the community doesn't just apply it. Barring some supernatural event which would take me very much by surprise, the dead will never walk the earth devouring the flesh of the living. Trying to explain undead zombies only underlines the impossibility of their existence. In fact, such explanations often backfire; just look what midichlorians did to The Force.

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Also not all zombie variants are undead.

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ZOMBIES HAVE BONERS BY DEFAULT.Really, veins in the arms and legs have valves that act as pumps when the limbs' muscles press on them. Since zombies' hearts don't work, their blood goes mostly down, but since they walk, muscle pump action pushes it up from the legs, therefore the highest pessure is met at hip height.ZOMBIES HAVE THE HUGEST BONER THEY EVER HAD.