"Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."
-- George Orwell, Politics and the English Language

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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Boycott Chevy

Hey Chevrolet, you think you can beat that stupid fucking John Cougar Melonpatch song into the fucking ground just a little harder? Because thirty-five times per fucking football game just isn't quite enough.

Jesus Christ, I despise these people. And I don't want to hear about how advertising sales offsets the cost for the viewer, either. $60 bucks a month base plus $45 per month during football season for Sunday Ticket, I've subsidized myself quite well enough, thanks. So take your obnoxiously repetitive commercials and shove 'em sideways, you ridiculous fucktards.

Or at least put some titties and beer in them. If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys patriotically buck hay into an oversized truck, I'd subscribe to Ted Haggard Quarterly.

The ones I hate are the 'Let's take a classic song and change the words!' commercials. Because, if any song ever made me want to buy a new car, it's 'Let It Ride' by BTO... especially when they change it to "drive, drive, drive don't you wanna drive" or some such plonk. God, I'm helpless aginst these clever marketing campaigns. Helpless, I tell you!

lets boycott chevrolet,now that there government motors they have decided to give toyota a hard time,im a former gm worker,if gm had negative media for all the flaws it has produced to instill on the sheeple,they would have been out of business long ago!!!!remember that!!!!