State Jokes

Down around the Texas-Louisiana border, there has been
a recent rash of illegal cock fighting, with quite a
bit of gambling. The director of the Louisiana State
Police finally bent to public pressure and sent an
investigator to get to the bottom of the problem.

The crack investigator, Boudreaux, took an unmarked
cruiser and headed for Mamou. He was gone for two days
and arrived back in Baton Rouge to report to the
director.

He reported that there were three major groups involved
in the illegal cock fighting - Texas Aggies, Cajuns and
the Mafia.

Of course, the boss wanted to know how he surmised
this, and he replied that he knew there were Texas
Aggies involved when he saw someone enter a duck into
the fight.

He knew that there were Cajuns involved when someone
bet on the duck.

He then stated that he was absolutely positive that the
Mafia was involved when the duck won!