Welcome!

Thanks for stopping by! If you like what you read, tell your friends! If you don't like what you read, tell your enemies! Either way, please post a comment, even if it's just to tell us how much we suck! (We're really needy!) You can even follow us @JasonBerner! Or don't! See if we care!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Just Another Day at Solipsist Central

WOS: Would you mind stopping by the store on your way home? I need you to pick up some "Hot Pockets."

SOL: OK.

WOS: OK, but I only like one specific kind, so you need to make sure you get the right ones.

SOL: OK.

WOS: OK, so, listen, this is important. The package looks almost the same as the regular kind, but they're different.

SOL: Uh-huh.

WOS: The bread? Doesn't look quite like the regular bread; it looks more like a baguette. So you need to look very carefully at the picture. You can call me if you're not sure.