Just because you are dead doesn’t mean you can’t still achieve your goals!

Introducing My New Blog, Death Listed!

Danny DoverApril 1, 2013

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“Just because you are dead doesn’t mean you can’t still achieve your goals!”

In honor of the celebration of Jesus’s resurrection yesterday, I decided to launch a sister blog to Life Listed called Death Listed. The new blog will be your source for all of your post-life goal needs.

While this may seem like a joke to some of you, I am actually talking quite seriously. With the advent of modern medical procedures, I believe that death will soon become a thing of the past. As such, I want to gain first movers advantage of this target market (the dead and the undead) and become their first ‘dead’icated blogger.

In addition to creating the new blog, I have also created a list of things that I want to accomplish after I have died. I am calling this my “already kicked the bucket list”. Unlike my Life list, this list doesn’t have a deadline. That would just be silly.

My “Already Kicked the Bucket List” Includes:

Fun Things to Do:

Actually haunt a house

Lay really still in a coffin for eternity

Scare people on the moon

Go trick or treating

Hijack a hearse and initiate the newcomer

The Dead World’s Funniest Adventures:

Visit my living friends, convince them I am not actually dead and then laugh at them as they realize I was punking them dead style.

Everybody has unwritten or written life goals but are held back by either a lack of time or a lack of money. The Life Listed community specializes in finding and sharing techniques and hacks for overcoming these daily restrictions. Today is the youngest you will ever be, this blog will help you turn that into your own unfair advantage.