[[A man and a woman sit at an intimate dinner table. They have plates and glasses of wine in front of them.]]
Man: So, did you grow up around here?
Woman: I love you.
Man: ... huh?
Woman: Waiter! One of everything on the menu.
[[The woman stands up. She's holding the plate.]]
Man: Why are you up there?
Woman: I'm stuck. This plate looks delicious. Aaaoogaoag.
[[The woman has put the plate down and walked off-panel.]]
Woman: Bye. OK. Coming back now.
[[The woman is crouched on her chair, holding a spiral.]]
Man: You're being controlled by Twitch, aren't you?
Woman: Check out this cool spiral!
Man: It's-
Woman: SAVING.
{{Title text: I sympathize with the TPP protagonist because I, too, have progressed through a surprising number of stages of life despite spending entire days stuck against simple obstacles.}}

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

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