Ten Horses Laughing That Is Almost Impossible Not to Laugh at

I am ashamed to admit this, but I once joined a horse riding club just so I could get to meet a girl who worked there. I didn’t really mind horses, I just didn’t have any real want or need to learn to ride one. And on my first day, on the first hour, of the first ever time I was going to mount a horse the horrible thing bolted and threw me off it’s back like I was a meat pillow and even worse I went straight into the mud and sadly the feet of the girl I wanted to meet. She was not impressed and nor was I, but I swear that the horse started not winking, not smiling, but full on laughing at me! So was I going mad or can horses really laugh?!? So grab a saddle and ‘mount up’ as we take a look at…

BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 bad Horse Jokes

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10 – “What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?…A zebra!”

Q: Did you hear about the depressed horse?
A: He told a tale of whoa!

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9 – “When do vampires like horse racing?…When its neck and neck!”

Q: What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
A: Neighbours

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8 – “What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?…A horse is walking around in his socks!”

Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?
A: The outside

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7 – “What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?…A tale of WHOA!”

Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet

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6 – “What part of the horse has the most hair?…The outside!!!”

Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude?
A: He always said Neigh!

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5 – “Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” by Major Bumsore?”

Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!

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4 – “What’s a horse’s favourite sport?…Stable Tennis!”

Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.