Happy Steak And BJ Day!

So how was everybody’s Steak and BJ Day??!!?!! I know you all got really festive for this year’s SBJ Day. Hehe…I know I did. Well, not really.

For those weirdos whose parents didn’t celebrate Steak and BJ Day (you really have no childhood if that’s the case), SBJ is that special time of year when a woman cuts the bullshit and gives her man exactly what he wants: Steak and a blow job. March 14 is an answer to all the frilly pinkness, googly-eyes, wrist-gouging and awkward tequila fueled hook-ups that St. Valentine’s Day has devolved into.

It’s all about fun and good times so Conny approves. Yeah, the irony is Conny ate vegetarian food that night. Boo.