Google hired masseur Elvis Gardin to support one of the cushiest, perk-filled workplaces in the world. But according to a new lawsuit, the company's New York office took the perk too far: Gardin says a client pleasured himself mid-rub, and got axed when he complained about it.

Gardin (above) alleges that when he brought this rogue masturbating to the attention of his superiors, he was canned for "poor performance," and the entire thing was swept under a rug, or ball pit covered in bean bag chairs, or whatever.