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That annoying song

You’re at work. You’re listening to that constant loop of songs over and over and over and over and…..you get the point. There is one song, that no matter where I have worked, somehow is forever on the damn “work radio.” The song AND the singer actually annoy the shit out of me. This isn’t his only song that’s annoying, but this song…this song in particular, with it’s repetitive chorus just angers me so much (for those of you who say I’m angry in my blog, today you are correct). The singer: John Mayer (the classic douchebag). The song: Say What You Need To Say. This song is always on. And my problem with this song is it’s repetitive nature. Hey John (you asshole), maybe if you’d shut the hell up for a few seconds, the girl would actually say what she needed to say! Oh that’d be too easy. But alas, she can’t, because you won’t shut your damn mouth. “Say what you need to say, say what you need to say, say what you need to say, say what you need to saayyy.” Really bro? We ran out of ideas in that solid brain of yours that repeating the same thing over and over classifies as a chorus? Say it once, be quiet for a few seconds and let her freakin’ say what she needs to say. Damn. After years of this stupid ass annoying song, I actually want to know what she has to say, but noooooooo, as much as I hope that today, maybe just today, you shut up and let her say something, it just doesn’t happen (It’s like those idiots that saw Titanic in the movie theater 8 times. Really guys? Were you hoping that the ship didn’t sink?). I’m just waiting for him to finally shut up and let her talk. But nope, it just doesn’t happen. So John Mayer, I hate your guts. And radio stations, stop playing this damn song, you’ve already let this asshole say enough.

This pretty much says it for all of the world. You’re not cool.

(I’ve refrained from linking the actual song. What songs annoy the hell out of you guys?)