<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Streon:<B>Ooh! Ooh! Me next, please! <P>Btw, just what is a keenspace cadet, anywho?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><B>Stretches</B><P>Okay then......<P><B>Scrubbo snapkicks Streon in the solar plexus, knocking the breath out of him. Gasping for breath, Streon is dragged over to a bank of four catapults pointing in the cardinal directions. Laying him on his back inbetween the catapults, Scrubbo straps Streon's left arm to the northern catapult, his right arm to the eastern catapult, his right leg to the southern catapult, and his left leg to the western catapult. The scrubbo drives a wicked looking barbed stake through Streon's torso and deep into the ground.</B><P>Well, you asked for it. Eeeep!<P><B>pulls the lever</B><P>*KaSPLIIIIIIIING!*<P><B>Scrubbo walks through the gore, pulls the stake out with a mighty heave, and picks up the rather battered torso. Humming jauntily, Scrubbo dumps Streon into the Portable Regeneration Meditank and sets the timer for 10 minutes.</B><P>I hate waiting.<P>Doop de doo.<P>La la la....<P><B>taps his foot impatiently</B><P>*DING*<P><B>The meditank pops open, revealing a somewhat shaken, not stirred, Streon. Scrubbo hands him a beer.</B><P>Welcome.<P>------------------Scrubbo<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.

*is a tad worn out after megs death last night so decides to just randomly send bolts of lighting around the room set to hit only the newbies repeatedly*<P>i'll turn them off eventually but you guys can deal with them hitting you for awhile<P>AlwaysShel

<B> reorients her bolts so that the each of a name attached to them and since they're controlled by goddess power nothing can divert them from their goals...* </B><P>there enjoy boys <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>AlwaysShel<P>oh don't worry i'll turn them off eventually <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by shleb:<B><I> reorients her bolts so that the each of a name attached to them and since they're controlled by goddess power nothing can divert them from their goals...* </I><P>there enjoy boys <P>AlwaysShel<P>oh don't worry i'll turn them off eventually </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>What, don't like fluffy wings?<P>I can get some leathery ones if you want, but they aren't fun to snuggle in...<P><B>*remains in his snuggling position because its just too damned comfortable*</B> <P>Best Wishes,<P>Tony

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Lazarus:<B>Waits until the bolt is about to hit him, and right as it does, taps Shel onto the shoulder, thereby conducting the lightning back to her.</B><P>Ha!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>hun it has your name on it - it can't bypass you <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> - besides lighting doesn't hurt me at all - hello i send it rippling out of my body all the time to send it at y'all - dontcha think i'm immune at this point<P>AlwaysShel<P>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Lazarus:<B>Nuts, that's so unfair...<P>Wait a minute, you're a first class cadet just like I am, how come you get to throw lightning bolts? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>because keen only has three levels...keenspace cadet, keenspace cadet first class, and moderator - you're not a moderator and i've got many more posts than you - so i get to sling bolts and you don't...right nick???<P>AlwaysShel<P>

<B>Jess blinks. Oy vey and all that jazz. After getting over her initial shock, she trusses Nick like a pork roast and hangs him on the wall for later. She thenpresses a button on the side of the wall. The floor gives way into a cavern marked "endless". She and all other moderators remain, as well as Shleb, who can fly. She then pushes the button again, and only she, Scrubbo, and Shleb (and Nick).</B>

<B> *sets up a crackling protective shield around her with a flick of her finger that discintigrates each toothpick upon contact* </B><P>hmm well that was a fun exercise <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>AlwaysShel

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Lazarus:<B>Sticks a metal rod into the protective shield.</B><P>Haha!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><B> *diverts some of the power from her shield into pulling apart the metal rod at a molecular level - spreading those atoms throughout here shield she strengthens the pre-existing shield with metal components that will help deflect physical attacks <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">* </B><P>so there <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"><P>AlwaysShel<P>

<B> *quickly takes a huge leap backwards out of range of the water* </B><P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">- you were saying????<P><B> *quickly tosses up added shields to protect against anything frying her circuits* </B><P>AlwaysShel<p>[This message has been edited by shleb (edited 06-13-2001).]

Good to see that we can slaughter each other competently in the new forum.<P><B>Log presses a large, dangerous-looking button on a blocky remote control. Surprisingly, a mechanical death machine, dripping blood and gore from otherwise well-polished and well-sharpened blades, fails to appear. Instead, the remote explodes in a shower of non-lethal confetti and unpoisonous smoke. He throws the unsharpened bits at the nearest postwriter, who utterly fails to choke on them.</B><P>And now, I'll be returning to the hotzp.com boards, where I can read the threads with no lag and nuke the people I don't like. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

<B>Waves byebye to Log. She, then, in a fit of rage, fries the interview intern who is stealing her computer!Sighing from relief, she turns her attention to the forum. She giggles, and steps up to a podium. After tapping the mike, she clears her throat. </B><P>"We must unite to post on Blade of Destiny! NOW!"<P><B>She steps back down and goes to manage her own forum, which is slowly being revived as a darker, more sinister board.</B> <P>------------------Jess Idres<P><A HREF="http://yinandyang.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank> Yin and Yang: the online comic </A> A sexy little comic.We Rock The House! FTH!

<B>appluads lustily</B><P>Um, I was to understand that there'd be punch and pie.....<P><P>------------------Scrubbo<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.