Conservatory Party

Margaret Thatcher, often seen as the real Queen of England, demonstrating how she kept the Tories in power for 8 years - RAW SEX APPEAL.

“Tories are not people, they are Tories”

~ Jeremy Bentham

The Conservatory Party of Great Britain is the oldest political organisations in Europe. Often shortened to Tories, members hold to a number of core, central beliefs which ensure their unpopularity amongst pinkos:

Small government: the heating bills of a large conservatory are enormous - a smaller one will cost the people less.

Low taxes: Tories are often short and cannot jump over high taxes. They therefore promote a policy of low taxes which hinders the tall majority but has won the lasting support of the short.

Laura Norder: possibly the most popular Tory of all time, (apart from Margaret Thatcher of course), who recently revealed herself to be "anyone's, really" after suspicions of an affair with Tony Blair were confirmed

Political incorrectness: fighting the "culture of political correctness" through the tactically tactless deployment of racist jokes and deportation of wheelchair users.