Every week on the day after Monday, we're releasing new shirt designs in the mental_floss store. Today, we've got Clockwork Orange Juice (above). Because after a late night out with your best Droogs, nothing opens your eyes like a big glass of Clockwork Orange Juice.

Did you know that you can submit t-shirt slogans? Daryl C. of Lawrenceburg, Tenn., came up with today's design. He gets $125, a free shirt, and eternal "I designed a mental_floss t-shirt!" bragging rights. If you have a funny t-shirt slogan, you can submit it here.