Free & Creepy Lunch Delivery: Our Friday Happy Hour Correspondent Mamacita uncovered this brilliant ad on Craigslist yesterday: "I am very submissive and eager to please a woman or group of working women at the office. I can deliver your lunch or coffee and a gift of appreciation... for you and your co-workers... I am professionally dressed and always discreet." Available in Midtown or Downtown ladies!!!

Midtown Lunch Partner – mfw – 39: Look at all the fun stuff that pops up when you have a google alert for Midtown Lunch! If you're a 25-45 year old woman looking to hang out with a 39 year old dude (with a girlfriend?) during lunch, this craigslist ad is totally for you! "Let's get coffee/have lunch. I'm by 8th and the low 40s. Let's email for a while first to make sure we share some basic compatibility." Maybe we should have a missed connections section of Midtown Lunch! Thoughts?