To clone or not to clone?

*Sakura walking from the grocery store*
Naruto: Need some help?
Sakura: Sure thing clone Naruto
Naruto: (Takes the bags) How do you know I`m a clone?
Sakura: I could find out for sure... but then I`d have to carry all these bags.
Naruto: Or I could be real and you would be punching the Hokage on the streets.
Sakura: As If that never happens.
Random Hyuuga clan member: Don`t you have a wife?
Naruto: Don`t you have a life?
Sakura: Just let it go Naruto. We`re here anyway.
Naruto: Already? Well here`s your bags back I guess.
Sakura: Thanks for the help.
Naruto: You`re welcome.
Sakura:(Punches Naruto. He falls back)
Naruto:I told you.