THE SHOCKING TRUTH: THE MARS LANDING IS A HOAX!

It’s the explosive new allegation that the US Government doesn’t want you to know about, and we’ve got the SHOCKING NEW PROOF to prove it, the so-called Mars landing of the so-called “Curiosity” unmanned land rover is an elaborate hoax foisted on unwitting public in a cynical attempt to reignite a sense of patriotism in a nation that is reeling from economic ruin and social hardship.

There are few things that ignite the imaginations of Americans more that going to war, just for the sake of it, or invading some far off land to “liberate” the locals from their godless suffering.

With an election looming, US President Barack Obama has pulled off arguably the largest electioneering public relations stunt in living history – a fake Mars landing!

Already the stunt is achieving the desired result, with Americans everywhere chanting USA! USA! USA! and lining up in droves to register their vote for Barack Obama.

But thanks to our exclusive sources, we can reveal the startling evidence that shows without any shadow of a doubt, that the so-called “Mars landing” is not just an elaborate hoax, but a technological and scientific impossibility!

Throwing away billions and billions of hard earned American tax dollars on yet another NASA hoax, Obama immediately gave a speech after this hoax landing claiming, I am not kidding here, just click the link, that all this nonsense will “save taxpayer dollars”. Spending money to save money, only a democrat can say something so idiotic.

The Bible warns us for people like Obama: Matthew 24:24 “For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.”

Let’s look at the facts here. NASA has openly admitted that it is incapable of putting people in space. According to NASA only the Russians are capable of manned space flight. No doubt a Russian hoax, but that’s a different story.

And even though NASA has openly admitted they are incapable of putting humans in space they still haven’t admitted to the Moon landing being a big hoax! As if it would be possible to send someone to the Moon without placing them in space first.

Proof of the Moon landing hoax (you can clearly see the flag moving due to the wind, even though NASA claims there is no air on the Moon, and also the shadows are clearly caused by multiple light sources):

We can reveal that the US Government, with massive financial resources at its disposal deliberately and systematically engaged a team of leading edge digital animators and production specialists to simulate the Mars landing and pass this off as actual footage of the Mars landing.

Once the “curiousty” fake videos and photos are handed down to the unsuspecting innocent scientists and engineers, they simply become part of the big space scam unknowingly.

THE STARTLING PROOF!

Who took these photos?

This is supposed to be the Mars rover “Curiosity” on the surface of the planet, but who took the shot? Is it a fake? Yes it is…!

And what about this? Another fake!

These images were beamed to people all over the world as “actual footage” of the Mars rover descending without a hitch to the surface of the planet, and within one fiftieth of a second of its scheduled arrival time according to so-called “NASA Scientists.”

PARACHUTES DON’T WORK IN OUTER SPACE!

Consider this. NASA scientists say they used a parachute to land a one tonne vehicle on Mars. (Yeah sure.)

Furthermore, Mars has 0.6% of the atmosphere of earth. Call it no atmosphere, a vacuum. Parachutes won’t fucking work. Am I stupid? Speaking of stupid…

UNEMPLOYED PEANUT FARMERS DOUBLE AS “NASA SCIENTISTS”

Do you honestly think these guys are scientists…?

The only thing we know for certain is that whatever videos or photos they disclose from the so-called “mission” will all be computer generated fakery.

The entire space race is a hoax. Space tourism is also another hoax. Just wait till one of Virgin’s tourist “shuttles” blows up, and that’ll be the end of commercial space travel. Besides, commercial space travel will only be afforded by the rich, so don’t get your hopes up.

Asteroid mining is also a new upcoming hoax being planned by a FILM DIRECTOR, James Cameron! I mean, that says a lot, but the sheeple are just too mesmerised with the bullshit.

And don’t forget the REAL LIFE alien conspiracy which the elite are getting us ready for through the gradual leaking of documented UFO sightings and eye witness accounts from esteemed defence force personnel.

They are getting us ready for the irrefutable truth that many of us already know, and that governments around the globe can longer deny or conceal. The aliens are already here and walking amongst us!

“They are getting us ready for the irrefutable truth that many of us already know, and that governments around the globe can longer deny or conceal. The aliens are already here and walking amongst us!”

Tonight’s success, delivered by NASA, parallels our major steps forward towards a vision for a new partnership with American companies to send American astronauts into space on American spacecraft. That partnership will save taxpayer dollarswhile allowing NASA to do what it has always done best – push the very boundaries of human knowledge. And tonight’s success reminds us that our preeminence – not just in space, but here on Earth – depends on continuing to invest wisely in the innovation, technology, and basic research that has always made our economy the envy of the world.

I guess the Yank public are happy to have moon-landing glory instead of a full national health service for their tax dollars. The average Yank will get the same benefit of the mars-landings, as they did from the moon-landings. Zilch.

What a load of crap! If jeebus had wanted us to think beyond Earth, which is the centre of the universe…or have you sad fucks forgotten that little fact, he’d have stayed rotten in his tomb. Dumbasses.

Certain subsections of the blogosphere have a UFO fetish. Special people visited personally by special visitors.
This is why their prognostications with regard to federal politics, poetry & The Abbott Satan shouldn’t be so easily dismissed.
Who among you can boast of special visits from special visitors?

No need to use capital letters for jesus! even at the beginning of a sentence. In fact, it’s preferable to demystify the bog standard name by not capitalising it.
Using a capital ‘G’ for god is equally obsolete…almost an act of mental prostration akin to bowing before royalty; or indeed recognising hereditary privilege of any kind.

i’ve refused to capitalise anything to do with religion for years.
i find that now, I don’t like to capitalise at all. I have to go back over my blog comments and capitalise words and names just to please you lot, but since the subject has now come up, i feel free free to never capitalise again.

i even have to debate myself as to whether an email to the boss requires any capitals – will they think i am too hasty in typing and don’t spell check, will they think i’m lazy, or dont care?

i think i shall now opt for no capitals and like TB, no apostrophes. ill [dont mean ill, i mean i’ll] – oh, maybe i better do apostrophes only when it really matters, so you can understand me! 🙂

this anti-grammar fad is the new cultural marxism but that doesn’t diminish the truism that that jesus motherfucker doesn’t deserve special importance delivered both subconsciously and superconsciously by conventional improper over attribution via the visual word

if this is the new cultural marxism then you el gordo and armchair opinionator all need reeeducation due to the use of hyphens apostrophes commas full stops square brackets question marks exclamation marks em dashes and ellipses

…but that doesn’t diminish the truism that that jesus motherfucker doesn’t deserve special importance delivered both subconsciously and superconsciously by conventional improper

that is the truth.

all need reeeducation due to the use of hyphens apostrophes commas full stops square brackets question marks exclamation marks em dashes and ellipses

well, i do have some standards. what you might attribute to cultural marxism actually is lazy anarchy. square brackets are quicker and easier than round ones. you only have to press once. if only i didn’t have to press shift on my lappie just to write a number – should i buy a number pad just for that? how many number presses would make up the cost of the number pad 🙂 [oh, shit, i just had to do two double presses just to make a smiley!]

“The loss of Curiosity could have meant effectively an end to the US venturing into space for at least a generation, and the keys to the solar system would have been handed to the Chinese. But for now, the Red Planet is firmly in American hands.”

Who says “ that must be the spirit of free enterprise. “
Precedents set by so-called democracy`s this generation,
will really bite chunks out of our next generations arse when China is
on top. Slave labor, homeless poor, destroy another country for its
resources (Iraq). No good precedents are being set.
Anyone bothered?

i hate to break it to you but myth buster proved that the moon landing the planting of the flag really happened.. they did their own tests to see what happens when the flag is planted on the surface of the moon and yes it does wave much like the video of the moon landing. quit freaking out that everything is fake and try to believe what is real, if fake ness bothers you so much maybe you should look at your self and see what underlying problem is causing you to out lash and disprove the amazing things humans are able to create and do.

actually there is, we could all take to the streets and demand an end to neoliberalism, we could demand the economy work for society’s benefit rather than the endless over production and consumption driving profits for the few at the top of the skyscraper.

we could insist that human services are the first priority of governments and we could value the health, education and caring needs of the population over ‘things’ to possess. i’m sure that would create more jobs in health, education, housing and community planning. the big profits should go to people looking after people as a profitable industry not left as charitable and religious works.

change the focus from material possessions and the jobs that are forever under jeopardy requiring more and more taxpayer funding to human services delivery. the people are crying out for more money to be put into those areas. change what we value in this life.

people can still aspire to whatever they want and industry will still be supported but perhaps human needs will become more important than servicing economical needs.

BLESS YOU FOR WRITING THIS ARTICLE. I TOLD PEOPLE IT WOULD TAKE A 239 MILE WIDE PARACHUTE TO EVEN HELP BUT IT WON’T EVEN OPEN AT .00016 PSI AT THE SURFACE. WOW….I THOUGHT I WAS GOING NUTS….AND IT’S JUST THE LYING JUDEO MASONIC MAFIA SCREWING AGAIN. HAHAHAHAH I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. HAHHAHA

‘The Judeo-Masonic conspiracy is a conspiracy theory involving an alleged secret coalition of a small section of Jews and Masons. These theories were popular on the reactionary right, particularly in France with similar allegations still being published.’

WTF! Am I on the right blog? (as in “correct” … I already know its populated by the right wing dregs that no-one else will even contemplate talking to ’cause they just regurgitate the latest LibNits “repeat after me” nonsense … so … they just congregate here and hope some dickhead will wander along and make a silly comment that is opposed to their silly comment and then let battle begin …)

This guy is a moron!! The pictures you have posted on this ignorant rant are of a animated short, made by NASA to show what the rover can do. The actual footage is 18 screenshots of the rover entering mars’s atmosphere. I can’t say wether or not it’s a hoax and honestly I can give 2 fucks. But what I do know is that you sir are an idiot. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but that people tend to forget is that it’s simply that…your opinion and 99% of people don’t give a fuck what you think.

Those contributors are just blowins, attracted by something, but once they feel the vibe of the place they rarely linger. Newcomer 730 is different, well up to speed.

I’ve been down the big smoke, helping my son find a flat in Darlo or Surry Hills and its expensive living in a shoebox. I’ll have to subsidise him with my pension…the world has turned on its head, it wouldn’t happen in a third world country.

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This young journalist has a bright future.

‘A public backlash has prompted Virgin Australia to announce it will review its policy barring men from sitting beside unaccompanied children on flights.

‘The company was today widely criticised after a Sydney fireman reported his experience of being asked to swap seats because he was sat beside two unaccompanied boys.’

Reb, it’s quite possible that our guests aren’t so stupid, but more that this particular blog and it’s contributors have achieved a self and mutual awareness such that what we may know to be in jest may not be so clear to outsiders.

Well whoever you are you got to be a real asshole, have no one ever told you of a hover craft? They can stand in one place for a very long time and can move left or right and up. don’t be the asshole you sound like. And stop quoting the bible for a don’t think you understand it at all. here is an old one for you my friend you know what let me give one old and one new. EZEKIEL- CH-1=18 to 21. REVELATION-CH-13=11 to 18. have a blessed day and look to the stars for your sign from GOD and his HOLY ARCHANGELS

“I can’t say wether or not it’s a hoax and honestly I can give 2 fucks. ”

For the love of god, the expression is “can’t give ….”

Honestly, if you’re going to just stroll in here and make outlandish claims that somehow the so-called “Mars landing” isn’t some kind of elaborate hoax then at least have the decency to get your grammar right. *sigh*

Well done team … now you’ve pissed off the USA, FFS! Sparta pissed off too and he’s on your side … so to speak … fkn pitiful … and, sreb, of ALL people giving fkn English lessons!

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On another note (think , Encounters of the Third Kind 😉 ) … I have received a message from The Motheship and unfortunately Our Leader has, with deep regret, rejected you request … we simply cannot take asylum seekers so far from our home … and especially from Earth (too messy to look after apparently) …

Umm, those aren’t “fake” pictures; they’re CGI photos for the primer. You know, the document that proposes what they will do, eventually? They were released far before the project was even started.
If you had even bothered to read what the parachute did, you’d notice it would only reduce the speed of the craft to about Mach 0.25, from a starting velocity of near Mach 17, so yes, the parachute did something, just not enough to make it land nicely, like on Earth. So even 0.6% atmosphere was like soup at that speed, creating overpressure in the chute and still wanting to escape the parachute, but only being allowed to through a tiny hole or around the edges.
If you want to disprove it, use science, it’s your best bet. Somehow, I don’t think anyone here has actually taken the requisite flight mechanics, physics, mathematics, and/or engineering AND run the calculations. When you do, post it here.

All those who are fully aware that the moon landing was a hoax are certainly aware that the same applies to any so-called “landing” on Venus or Mars…furthermore, thec idea of life on any of these planets is a physics impossibility and patently absurd…

You Ossies are so funny … Nevada is on Mars … the 51st State … it’s right next to Arizona – y’know, them green folks …. I’m shipping a case of Wild Turkey and M15’s tomorrow … should make a niice prophet … paraise the lard …

‘Scientists have discovered pebbles on Mars, showing that a stream has flowed on the planet – and giving more weight to the theory that it was once able to support life.

‘The rounded pebbles found by the team from Nasa’s Curiosity rover mission, and published in journal Science today, are only formed when they are carried through water over long distances, according to the researchers.

‘It is the first time that evidence of sustained water flows on Mars has been uncovered.’

There is also evidence coming to light from an Indonesian field research team, that they may have found what looks like an alian spacecraft … the hieroglyph’s on the side translate into Chariot of Dog … documents inside are said to name the crew as Adheem and Eeev … another smaller craft, found near the larger one has been dated as arriving much later … its single occupant was named Cheeses … the spacecraft was named Soon of Dog … no evidence of occupants was found in either vehicle … space dimensional maps indicate both vehicles may have originated on Barsoom …

Lmao. “Shocking proof,” that the writer of this blog is a fool – All the pictures in this article – they are supposed to be computer generated! They are meant to represent what’s happening, to the dim-witted majority of this planet, who refuse to read and use their imaginations.
…And I completely agree with arron chavez