Huh. Maybe we should have taken a cue from Sunny. Why, the ol' time out can become a fun event if you just use a healthy blend of imagination and lust. The bathroom can be transformed from a boring punishment room into your own personal fap-den! It's all in how you look at things, see. It's simple: when life hands you lemons, you shove them up your vagina. Think positive!

Darling House has a whole bunch of new face-meltingly hot pictures from a bunch of different photographers up, but right now we're tripping off something Joshua Darling wrote. Sometimes it's not about the nudity, you know? Sometimes we get excited when a guy like him says, "I'm not from America. This is why I came to America. God bless you, your sunshine and your women." Back at you, Mr. Darling.