Sociologists Now Divide Social Class Into Seven New Categories

(1) Working Class = people doing essential or at least useful jobs and being paid rubbish money for doing so
(2) Not-working Class = people doing naff-all and getting paid more for doing that than working
(3) Chattering Class = people who have no experience of work but who get paid a lot of money for pontificating about people who do
(4) Middle Class = management consultants and other people who are too well-educated to work and who don't like getting their hands dirty
(5) Upper Class = bankers, politicians, NHS chiefs, BBC bosses, chief executives and other extemely affluent and not-at-all greedy, incompetent and corrupt, honestly, holders of positions of power and influence
(6) Celebrity Class = chefs, footballers, TV presenters and other people in the public gaze (regardless of whether the public want them to be) who receive massive incomes for no discernable reason
(7) Fantasy Class = water diviniers, astrologers, phychic mediums, homeopathy practictioners, theologians, Scientologists and sociologists