Seriously. We live in a world in which people shove things up their butts. Here are the weirdest things retrieved from rectums.

21 Insane Things Found in Butts

21 Insane Things Found in Butts

Police picked up a knife-wielding robbery suspect, but couldn't find the $40 he had stolen from a victim. When authorities took the suspect down to the station, he pulled the two $20 bills ... out of his butt [via Seattle Post Intelligencer].

Vibrator and Tongs

Vibrator and Tongs

A man who got a vibrator stuck in his butt didn't learn his lesson the first time. He tried to fish it out with tongs. Get one thing stuck in your butt, shame on you. Get two things stuck in your butt ... [via EMedicine].