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The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...

Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.

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A great reggaeton artist who has great songs like "Gasolina" "No Me Dejes Solo" "Dale Caliente" and is featured in "Oye Mi Canto" with Nore and Nina Sky. Born in San Juan raised in Santo Domingo, no idea where hes livin now. You can see him on mun2.

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An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.

It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?!
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.

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A big bullshit program that takes up valuable schooltime. God gave us marijuana and sex, im damn sure im gonna use these gifts. If you are against sex and marijuana then that means you dont except god's gifts to you so you will just burn in hell.