This will take me a while to edit through but here is a start. I cut out a lot of useless stuff or side conversations (you can tell by the time stamps) but the best is yet to come:

[12:34 AM] guest-10736 changed nickname to idreamofjesus
[12:34 AM] cowtzu: this all sounds like shit with my old lady
[12:34 AM] cowtzu: talk shit about a nigga on the internet
[12:34 AM] idreamofjesus: Put the milk bags away
[12:35 AM] idreamofjesus: ewwwwwww
[12:35 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: Sorry I can't help it
[12:35 AM] idreamofjesus: yes you can
[12:35 AM] idreamofjesus: get a knife
[12:35 AM] idreamofjesus: cut them off
[12:35 AM] idreamoftitties: igonre that guy
[12:35 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: No
[12:35 AM] idreamofjesus: profit
[12:35 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I love my titties
[12:35 AM] the: its the thing I love most about you
[12:35 AM] idreamofjesus: JD will buy them for a quarter and a slice of pizza
[12:35 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: They're the only thing that turned out awesome on my body
[12:35 AM] notjds: Hey now
[12:36 AM] notjds: I got 5 pizzas chilling in my oven homie...
[12:36 AM] notjds: The price has gone UP!
[12:36 AM] notjds: a quarter and 3 slices of pizza
[12:36 AM] idreamofjesus: Maybe it is better than the rest of your body, but they aren't awesome
[12:36 AM] notjds: yahurrd
[12:36 AM] the: BOOMM
[12:36 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: And I have some that will dissagree
[12:36 AM] thatguy: I'll put you on the list
[12:36 AM] idreamofjesus: Yeah, if I were homeless I would say nice things to you too

[12:42 AM] idreamofjesus: Give us a tour of your place Liz
[12:42 AM] idreamofjesus: I'm collecting evidence for CPS
[12:42 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: WHy it's trashed right now, I've been gone for a week
[12:42 AM] the left the room.
[12:45 AM] imjds: im glad you turned the hot water back on
[12:45 AM] imjds: it was getting stinky down here
[12:45 AM] notjds: No problem buddy.
[12:46 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: Oh damn
[12:46 AM] notjds: I think imjds is Sal
[12:46 AM] notjds: We actually saw sal in the shower
[12:46 AM] idreamofjesus: If that is Sal then who am I?
[12:46 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: ROBIN
[12:46 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I guess youre not RObin then
[12:47 AM] idreamofjesus: I'm BATMAN!
[12:47 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: YEAH
[12:47 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I have a cool batman cup but it got stolen
[12:47 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: IT HAD A FUCKING CAPE AND EVERYTHING
[12:47 AM] idreamofjesus: Pawned is more like it
[12:47 AM] notjds: YOU SON OF A BITCH FINGERS
[12:47 AM] notjds: YA GOT ME AGAIN
[12:47 AM] imjds: haha
[12:47 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: No I got it after I broke up with chuck
[12:48 AM] idreamofjesus: her awesome shithole and her saggy boobs
[12:48 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: My body wouldnt fit in the screen dude
[12:48 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I'm too fat for that shit
[12:48 AM] idreamofjesus: Youre too fat to take a shit
[12:49 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I do only shit like twice a week
[12:49 AM] idreamofjesus: I got a screenshot but her tits sagged to the floor and covered up the nipple
[12:49 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I STEPPED ON THEM THATS WHY I ALMOST FELL
[12:50 AM] idreamofjesus: Lets all fap to the sound of eachother fapping
[12:50 AM] imjds: brb i need milk to go with these raw cookie doughs

Ok so I gotta bounce soon. I'm not going to do a TL;DR version of any of this because I know it'll be fun to go back and read some day. Like I said, we haven't even started the real fun yet. For now, here is this:

[12:58 AM] jaydee: It looks like LizzyJae gave her pregnancy weight to jd lmao
[12:59 AM] idreamofjesus: She looks like Cage - who would hit this with anything other than a bat?
[12:59 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: He's kinda right
[12:59 AM] jaydee: chunks with glasses should roll together

[12:59 AM] idreamofjesus: I didn't know that food stamps bought nail polish
[1:00 AM] jaydee: LOL
[1:00 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I'm not on food stamps
[1:00 AM] notjds: Lmfao
[1:00 AM] idreamofjesus: They kicked you off?
[1:00 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: I make enough money to feed my kid
[1:00 AM] jaydee: Cause Crowe was on her case
[1:00 AM] jaydee: Once they broke up they didnt report that
[1:00 AM] idreamofjesus: Doing what? Working? lol jk guys jk lol
[1:00 AM] jaydee: So they got in trouble for fraud
[1:00 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: Yeah ^ that
[1:01 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: THat's why I had to run and hide in AZ for a while
[1:01 AM] jaydee: And crowe came all the way there to troll you liz?
[1:01 AM] jaydee: He is looking for jobs there n shit

[1:11 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: He likes that I take care of his shit
[1:11 AM] jaydee: what shit?
[1:11 AM] idreamofjesus: He must have see Liz's face
[1:11 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: Like his laundry his dishes, make him luch and bring him beer
[1:11 AM] notjds: Because you're not used to having shit
[1:11 AM] jaydee: You wipe his butt
[1:11 AM] jaydee: ?
[1:12 AM] elizabeth_scanlon: Yes, I love wiping shit holes
[1:12 AM] guest-11042 entered the room.
[1:12 AM] idreamofjesus: Not your own though? Weird.

[1:14 AM] idreamofjesus: Lets play a game. I'm thinking of a number between 1-3. Hold up your nipples to show me your guess

[1:16 AM] jabroni: and hes one of my closest friends
[1:16 AM] jabroni: said hes been getting the shakes when he doesn't drink and all that
[1:17 AM] imjds: fucking spilled my ash tray on my blanket, now i have to wash that shit tomorrow
[1:17 AM] jabroni: he had molly and more coke and a nug covered in it
[1:17 AM] idreamofjesus: Is this story still going on?
[1:17 AM] idreamofjesus: Fuck, where is the FF>>?
[1:17 AM] jabroni: whos dreamofjesus anyways
[1:17 AM] idreamofjesus: Jabroni
[1:17 AM] jabroni: nic3
[1:17 AM] jabroni: sup bro
[1:17 AM] idreamofjesus: Not much, just being a douche like always
[1:18 AM] idreamofjesus: I've been having a good time giving everyone shit