I kind of wish this was an EXCLUSIVE SNEAK-PEEK at the new Spider-Man movie, rather that just some fun Photoshop from a fun photo gallery (via Internet). Right? As a people, we’ve definitely lost a sense of what awkward adolescence of radioactive supernerds was like in the 1300s or whenever this is supposed to be. 1492? Is that Columbus? Just kidding, you guyyyyyyys. I know the picture isn’t that old. It’s Vietnam, I think? ANYWAY: Spider-Man, you guys. Such a gentleman! Goodwife Mary Jane over there thinks he cuts a very dashing figure in his uniform. What do you think? Here’s an idea: why don’t you translate what you think into a caption for this photo and then post that caption in the comments. How’s that for an idea, chaps? Bully!