'Big Brother' HOH Winner (SPOILERS)

After evicting Bleachie McSexAllOvertheHouse, the Big Brother houseguests were put into another endurance Head of Household competition. They were put on rope swings and left to swing around in the cold rain and be slammed up against a wall. Follow along after the jump to see who is the King of the Jungle this week.

This could not have gone any better. Jerry dropped after 30 minutes. I like to think it is because he is a gross old man who liked to be in the room while April and Ollie had sex. Or it's because he's old and weak. Either way, he didn't last long at all.

Keesha was out after almost an hour and Michelle was out after 1 hour 45 minutes. I'm really surprised they couldn't hang in there longer. That left us with Ollie, Dan and Memphis to fight it out.

Memphis fell just after the 3-hour mark. That surprises me too, maybe it was harder than it looked. This challenge had the makings of a Survivor-esque all-night-standing-on-a-wooden-pole-get-naked-for-chocolate-and-peanut-butter challenge.

At 3 hours and 48 minutes, Ollie drops. Dan is the new Head of Household. OH HAPPY DAY! The Dutch girl picked me! Not you! Me! Holland loves Dan! Thank you Amsterdam, good night!