Texas Tech SAE Has New Member That Looks Exactly Like Kliff Kingsbury, Is Getting A Lot More Ass Than You

Texas Tech’s Sigma Alpha Epsilon is getting all sorts of attention for having a new member that may or may not be head coach Kliff Kingsbury’s illegitimate child. When you add Kingsbury’s staple Ray-Bans and headset, you can hardly tell the two apart. Judging from the photos, new member Shaun French is well on his way to becoming “Mr. Steal Yo Girl.”

Forgetting the fact that he lives in Lubbock, Shaun, or as I’m sure the ladies call him, “Shaunybaby17,” has it made in the shade. He owes a big thank you to his parents, because without genetics like that, he’d probably be stuck in a demeaning costume like all the other “new members” should be..

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