gotribe31 wrote:Hammer for sale to hit self in nuts. $10 or best offer.

I'll give you $20 if I can hit you in the nuts with the hammer.

I don't want to sell these tickets to a broker and have the bleachers further infested with assholes wearing the away teams' jerseys. The assholes who wear the home jerseys get first chance.

But the ticket broker will pay $1500 for the tickets. And I will sell them to that dude if no one wants them on the places I post it.

By the way, purchasing these tickets also entitles the buyer to the right to purchase playoff tickets to the new Browns first ever home playoff game when the fellas go 11-5 and win the division. Just saying...

And the buyer gets right of first refusal for 2013 if I find I like not being down there on Sundays.