Poke me again…yeaa just like that

WOW this story is fucked. Some kid in high school in Milwaukee made a fake Facebook account, pretended to be a girl named Emily or Kayla, and got over 30 dudes from his school to send him naked pictures of themselves. He then blackmailed some of them into performing “sex acts.”

What the fuck is going on here?? When did these other kids figure out it wasn’t some hot chick named Kayla that wanted to blow them, but that weird, quiet kid from history class? He’s facing up to 300 years in prison, which by the sound of it, will be heaven for him. And why do they even say 300 years? Why not just say till hes dead? If he dies in jail in 50 years, are they going to keep his body there for another 250 years? So retarded.

“Anthony Stancl, of New Berlin, was charged Wednesday with five counts of child enticement, two counts of second-degree sexual assault of a child, two counts of third-degree sexual assault, possession of child pornography, repeated sexual assault of the same child, and making a bomb threat.”

I just think its funny they added the bomb threat to the end of that. What a 1-2 punch this kid is bringing to the table.