Can Beautiful Women Be Trusted?

she knew what she was doing

Now let me get something else straight. Your squeeze reported this guy to the authorities for the following reasons:

1. She got into his car voluntarily. 2. She went to his place voluntarily. 3. She sat next to him on his couch voluntarily. 4. She made out with him voluntarily. 5. He never held a gun to her head.

Well, gee, if I were cop, I'd put the guy away too! Her story makes perfect, logical sense to me!

You say you saw no bruises or scratches when you two got together the next morning? I'm shocked all over again! Boy, medicine works fast these days! But like "Fast Eddie" Love says, "I'll bet he had scratches all over his body!"

But at the end of the day, nothing was Maria Luiza's fault — she didn't make any bad choices at all when she was partying down in Rio. Gordon, I have to give this girl's story the Womanese Award of the Year.

You might see scum here, Gordo, but I see an anaconda in the grass.

Nevertheless, you can't bring yourself to drop this babe because she's too hot. And that's very sad. The point is this: She's always gotten away with murder because of her looks. And she'll go on getting away with murder until she hits the wall or somebody calls her on it. This is often the case for most beautiful womenwho fool around on the side - they can get away with it because of their looks.

you caught her

And that's the one thing you did right. You busted her and that's why she attacked you. I think it's great, man. You were really, really sharp. Most guys wouldn't have the guts to not let their little starlets wriggle immediately off the hook.