Monday, November 5, 2007

i seem to be in a rather giving mood, today; i say This because originally, i was just gonna present some Special Pictures to you, unadultered; then i remembered, some of you probably do not possess as strong of a stomach as i apparently must, for me to have been able to compile Those Images such as i had with, almost, no obvious-Adverse Physiological Affect.

what images, precisely, are you talking about?, you might be asking?

well, i shall tell ya:

hither, i want to graphically illustrate, for you, why i don't Imbibe, at all.

i want to show you why i cannot stand muther↕fuckers who consume alcohol to the point where, well...

i want for you to guys learn just a bit more about me.

v'rai, i do feel pretty strongly about This Issue.

although, yeah, i think i should probably give you a bit more information about My Current RealmExtent of Knowledge about This, before i proceed:

that i've already come to grips with the reality that Muther↕Fuckers have, in one form or another, through one means or another, been GETTING HIGH since Biblical Times; and that, basically, nothing's going to change it.

EVER.

That's just the way It is ─ ´something which, apparently, is engrained in our very natures ── the want to Get Fucked Up.

i acknowledge This; although, by no means, should you ever believe that my acknowledgement equates ACCEPTANCE: no man is an island unto himself ─ ´meaning, there areconsequences for these indulgers' Extreme Actions..

..Consequences which do not affect only them, but, Other Niggiz(♫-1), as well.

´consequences which can, indeed, affect a dude who might be as far removed as 65,902° from the originating source.(♫-2)

~↕↕~

plus, in specific reference to Binge Drinking(♫-3), it just ain't dignified ─ it ain't dignified, being all todo tirado(♫-4), stretched out....and Vulnerable.

´waking up in the middle of a god-damn Old Folks' Home.

´with someone's Cane mysteriously-lodged up your ARSE.

alright.

on to The Main Event.

i seem to be in a rather giving mood, today, because instead of outrightly-showing you These Lovely Images, as i originally was gonna, i amshall instead gonna be givinggive you the option of.. ..taking control of your own respective destinies, somewhat: i decided that it would be best if i were to give you the option of ... clicking the innocuous pictures that I have posted(♫-5)AT YOUR OWN RISK to see what i'm fussing about, today ─ so, if you do, in fact, have a Weak Stomach, then, you probably aren't A Binger, anyways.

(but if you are A Binger, in spite of That Liability, then ... i must needs ask you, why art thee so destructive unto thine self?.)

when you click on The Dog or click on The Cat, the respective GRAPHIC IMAGERY will, of course, open up in new windows; hopefully, my Pictoral Spread will serve as a deterrent for most of you, and a TURNING-AROUND POINTE for the rest of ye, who think it's cute to get wasted ─ pro'ly because you've not yet seen how undignified you look while passed out.

(y'know? i get the feeling that if more of you had to actually clean up your own "Mess," instead of leaving it to some already pissed-off, over-worked, underpaid, custodian, or Friend(♫-6), to do... ...then, you might indeed strongly consider changing your tune.(♫-7)

or, would you rather wait until a "friend" of yours who, in the names of "just having some fun," and "living life to 'the fullest' today because I ain't guaranteed T'MORROW," upchucks in your ride, before you will finally accept that if you absolutely must drink, that you should do so only in muther↕fuckin' moderation!?)

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for your Viewing Pleasure:

indeed.

(♫-1) (of all ethnicities)(♫-2) (basically, it's like saying that the vehicular manslaughter {via Driving While Intoxicated} that went down in, say, Tulsa, Oklahoma, does have the potential to have an adverse effect on a sumbitch who lives in, say, Canberra, Australia.

you think not?

well then, you pro'ly don't have the intellectual capacity to handle reading my muther↕fuckin' ´b'log correctly anyway, and should prob'ly make your way on over to some other literature more suitable for you, like Highlights.)(♫-3) (which is what this entry is specifically pertaining to, anyway.)(♫-4) (yeah, i know That's redundant ─ ´don't change The Subject, though!)(♫-5) (obtained from HereandHere.)(♫-6) (and a very good one, indeed, if she doesn't immediately dump your ass after The Incident.)(♫-7) (that, of its self, would be A-Whole-´Nother Blog Entry, for me.

y'know: this particular issue is affecting me deeply enough to compel me to Create A Blog Entry about IT before i take m'self on off to bed for the morning: Erik Hunter is going to have to explain, eventually, how he went from ..... well, whaddayaknow?

it's sorta lookin' like i am going to be continuing Skinny Bitches whether i want to or not after all, now don't It?

─ahem.─

..... Erik Hunter is going to have to explain, eventually, to his [fans] how he went from 246 lbs. down to 218 lbs., some time between AUGUST 2006 and JANUARY 2007.

no.

i hope This ain't happen for the reason which i am getting this feeling that It is stemming from....but, if it has to be because of That Reason, then i am going to be hopin' that It ain't go down because of An Even More Specific Activity ─ but, if This Event has to have been triggered because of That Activity, then, i will gladly rescind any bad feelings i mighta previously had for the fucker(♫)... ...because, in his current state, i don't believe I want his cock in my mouth no more no-ways.. ..and if he's lost the weight because of This, then, i now will have A MORAL REASON to back me up.

i couldn't even jerk off to the latest [studio-produced] prOn that he was in, that is how bad This is[, for me].

god.

what a waste of my time, providing that This Radical Alterring of Appearance is the result of "The Bad Reason."

(♫) (due to a Specific {albeit very, very miniscule} Event that transpired between he & I ─ another Event which i will not divulge Specifics about, at the moment.)

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shalom.

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