As I was writing this, “Pitch Perfect” was the number three trending topic on Twitter, and since it didn’t seem to have anything to do with Justin Bieber or hash-tagged racist slang or #YouKnowYoSistaBeGhettoIf, I figured I’d find out what that was. Turns out Pitch Perfect is a new movie starring Anna Kendrick, about competitive college choir. It’s like someone combined Glee, Bring It On, Legally Blonde, and You Got Served into my very own singing, dancing, rec-center-saving, jukebox nightmare. But even though half the trailer consists of jokes about a fat girl loving food, hating exercise, being horny, etc. (you know, fat people stuff!), it does feature co-starring turns from both Adam DeVine from Workaholics and Chris Mintz-Plasse, so… okay, I’m still probably not going to see a movie about a capella groups, but I thought I’d mention it anyway.

I guess I’m just jealous that I spent five years at college and no one ever saw me absent-mindedly displaying a talent that made them demand I join their plucky team of miscreants. I love plucky miscreants! “Join the hip-thrusting team? Oh but I couldn’t! I spend all my time volunteering with legless orphans. Plus you should know, I haven’t thrusted competitively since pop’s funeral.”

They were filming some of this movie at Tulane University right after we went on Thanksgiving break, and they asked my ex to walk down the street as an extra right as she got back to campus. I have to assume that will be the extent of her fame.