I have news of an amazing discovery. Analysis of the Turin shroud has confirmed a second face (http://www.shroudstory.com/enhanced.htm). However, the true results of the analysis have been suppressed for fear that the truth may come out. Having been guided by His Noodly Appendage, I have performed extensive image analysis of the shroud. I can now reveal the true secret of the Turin Shroud...

I have yet to fully understand the significance of this image. Is this the son of Flying Spaghetti Monster (hallowed be His name)? Was he sent to Earth to preach/spread/serve the Noodly Ways? Was he persecuted and put to death by boiling (with a dash of oil and salt)? Why was he buried with this other individual? Were they brothers? The Noodly Ways are indeed mysterious. Deeper study may provide some insight into His Divine Spaghettiness.