Title: The Internet is for CookiesPairing/Characters: Colby, DavidRating: PG13Word Count: 200Spoilers: Pilot, Judgment CallSummary: The Internet is for porn for a lot of peopleNotes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

"Dude," Colby pushed away from the keyboard of a laptop found at a suspect's abandoned apartment. "I don't get this whole Internet porn addiction thing."

David looked up from the box of papers he'd been going through. The two had been stuck for hours in the war room and had all but run out of conversation topics. "How so?"

Colby gestured to the screen where a porn site was flickering with rotating X-rated images. "At some point a guy's got to realize with all the hours spent online he could actually spend a few going out and, you know, maybe getting some real action?"

David polished off one box of potential evidence and opened another.

"Hey, some guys don't just walk into a bar and have girls hanging all over them in five minutes."

Colby looked affronted. "Are you implying that I do?"

"Ha!" David laughed heartily. "You, my friend, are sadly more the Internet porn site type."