You make light of this, but I'll have you know that Chocolate Coffee Turtles are the most endangered species in the world. If scientists can't get them to breed in captivity, this delicious species may soon disappear from the Earth forever!

minus 1 because chocolate > turtles, and his argument concerning the pwnage of chocolate was way more convincing. If you can't find audiences able to keep up with intelligent debates, don't expect me to support your biased, liberal-media endorsed debates, you bomb-throwing communist nazi jew. go back to canada. Chocolate uber alles. For us or against us. Support the troops. Buy war bonds.