Pages

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I pee in the shower and other things you didn't wanna know about me.

1. I pee in the shower.
2. I pick my nose and sometimes I even eat it.
3. I have sex with my husband when my in-laws are visiting.
4. I hate to brush my teeth after I shower.
5. I don't always wash my hands after I use the toilet.
6. I use my frying pan without washing between uses.
7. I shave "down there" at my husband's request.
8. I rarely shave my legs.
9. I use the same utensil with both raw and cooked meat.
10. If given the choice I would choose to shower less often than I do currently, which is nightly.

4 comments:

hmmm, I I too am guilty of most all of those. Not #4 though... too anal about oral care here. mwaahaahaa. Seven is interesting. Everywhere down there? I do the final flightpath occasionally but just curious... isn't it itchy??

Welcome to Our Wacky World!

Well, we would. There are a bunch of us. See all our names on the side? See that they are pseudo-names? Yeah, we don't want you to know who we really are in real life. But trust me.

We are moms. We are wives. We are friends. We are in numerous relationships.

We needed a safe place to vent, to say those things that we can't say to the faces of those we love or those we dislike.

We have strong opinions. And we want to share them. We don't want a lot of flack from those we KNOW who think their opinions are more important than OURS! We've been told to "be nice" on Facebook. We "hold back" on our own blogs for fear of hurting feelings. We don't want our parents to read what we really feel and think.

We wanna talk about sex, or the lack thereof. We need to talk about PoOp and puke. There are other feminine manners we would love to spout off about but can't in the "public" world of the internet. So here, where no one knows who we are, we can say WHATEVER WE WANT! An open slate. Whatever floats our boats.

Will we use language? Probably a little - see the title of the blog???