Kau Dah Kurus

Kau Dah Kurus

“Why is it when I see you every time, you look thinner? Are you on drugs or makan hati?“, a friend asked me.

“Still far from berkotak-kotak“. I replied, bringing my ego down to earth.

“HAHAHAHHAHAA“. She laughed.

“Did I say something wrong?” I questioned her uncalled-for laugh with a smirk.

“How can a human be bersegi-segi?”

I guess she never knew the loosely Malay translation of six eight packs. Oh well. I may look skinny, but I am slightly above my ideal BMI at 24.5. Tips: eat rice once every other day (2 days, 1 rice serving).

A friend of mine during college time did not eat a single butir of nasi. He munched green apple all the time. I did not know whether he was cutting corners or so, but he turned skinny and transformed to a strapping lad.

Maybe you should try green apple diet too.

I tried that before and succeeded for two days only. I still eat a generous serving of rice for my lunch and dinner, and of course I do jogging early in the morning.