06:15Hardy har har, it's Matt here. Matt is here, Matt is up. Matt is awesome-o. I bought this diary because Jeff made me. It has puppies on the cover. It's very pretty, but not nearly as pretty as I am myself.I must eat.

06:30I am eating. Eating a snickers. Eating Jeff's Snickers. Snickers usually make Jeff sick anyway, so it's okay.I also ate all of his easterlike chocolaty eggs already, before the easterbunny even had a chance to hide them. But it's okay, I'm very close to the easter bunny. We've been best buds ever since pre-school.

06:40Jeff gets sick when eating Snickers. Does that mean they should be called Sickers?

06:45Life is full of hard questions like that.

07:00Jeff is up. He's going out already. I asked him where he was going.

"To the zoo." He said."At 7 in the morning?" I asked."No."

I think Jeff is still asleep. He might be sleepwalking once again.

07:10Have to remember to make a fence in front of his bedroomdoor again. One time he fell down the stairs and broke his nose in 4 different places.

07:25Someone is calling me. I can tell because my phone is ringing.

"Yes, Matt." I said."You're Matt." Someone said."Indeed. Is that you, Jimmy.""Indeed." The Asian cowboy said. "I had a dream.""Really?""Yes sirree." Jimmy said. "I dreamt I was moron.""Are you sure it was just a dream?" I asked.Jimmy didn't get the nastyness of my comment."Yes, Elvis was in it too."

I like Jimmy. He'll make a great pet to someone someday. I'm thinking Batista.

07:50Animals do not have pets, do they? I think not... I should ask Mark sometime, he has like, 3 cats. And Kane.Kane's a great name for a pet...

07:55Ferret Kane. I like that.

08:00Jeff is asleep on the couch. I don't think he ever woke up. I feel like annoying him a little bit.But I won't.

08:05I fed Jeff's parrot, Jeff. I want a pet too named Matt. But what to buy?

08:15A lion?

08:35Jeff's walking around again. I'm very positive he's still asleep. He tried to call someone... With a banana.

08:45Holy sheep, someone picked up the... Banana?Uh. I wonder who else has a banana.

09:00Jeff is now argueing with a banana. I'm videotaping it so I can prove to him he's sleepwalking.

09:15Someone called again, and Jeff finally woke up. I know because the phone woke him up, Jeff made a strange move and tripped over the fruitbowl.Yes, Jeff was on the table. Poor brother.

09:25At least he's not as bad of a brother as Glen. I read Mark's diary. He has to put up with a lot of weird stuff.

10:00It was Shannon, Shannon wanted to know the date. I told him it was February 30. He believed me.Shannen is gullible.

10:15I bought a hat with a brain. I mean it looks like a brain. When I put it on I say smart things. It's my thinking hat.Let's try it out.

10:30Called Ken. Which is odd... Everybody always calls Ken.

"Ken, ask me a smart question.""But, aren't the answers supposed to be smart, rather than the question?"

I hung up. I think Ken might have a thinking hat aswell.

10:55Called Shawn.

"Shawn, I have a hat.""So do I." Shawn said."I know."Shawn gasped. "You do?" He asked."Yes, because my hat's a thinking hat.""Your hat can think?"

I hung up. Shawn obviously does not have a thinking hat.

11:05Discussed my hat with Jeff. He said: "So now you're a thinking Matt?""Indeed I am."

11:15It works well. I can write poetry now.

I'm a Hardy,my name is Matt.I'm so smart,because of my hat.

See?

11:45I feel like being mathematic, or in my case, Mattmatic.

My hat plus Matt equals smartness.Matt minus hat equals stupidity.Therefore, if I never take my hat off, I will be smart forever.

Frizzy hair plus hat equals smaller sight of frizzy hair.Therefore if I never take my hat off, my hair will be invisible.Therefore I need less haircare products.Therefore I spend less money.Therefore I can buy myself a lion.

Smart indeed.

13:00Am at Shawn's place. Shawn's place is crowded. It houses Shawn, Paul, Glen, Kozlov, Mark and Glen's cats Mr. Humphries, Thor and Bunchlax. And a lot of flees I have just noticed.

13:10This house only has 2 bedrooms. Who sleeps with who? I must ask them...

16:00I called Johnny,much was said.All about my thinking-hat.Johnny said it needs a brain-transplantation,and I'm not considering that.

Very positive indeed.

16:50I'm getting hungry. What to eat?

Getting hungry, what to eat?Maybe some of Jeff's birdfeed!Jeff wil get mad,the bird will die.Jeff wil get sad,he might even cry.But all is well,'cause after that is done,I'll be happy,'cause the hunger the gone.

I should start a band.

17:15Jeff is playing a pokemon game. He doesn't get it... I told him he should actually yell the attacks too, maybe then his pokemon will listen.Jeff just yelled "Doduo, do your flamethrower!"Doduo's have no Flamethrower.

17:30Jeff was playing,his pokemon died,and as I said earlier,Jeff even cried.Doduo is a bird aswell,and even though it's not real,Jeff's agony over his loss,I too, feel.

DAMN, I RULE!

19:00I'm getting tired. It is because I woke up around... Eh... 6. Six is early.

Six is too early,for me to be awake,I set the alarmclock on eight,but I think it might be fake.I'm sleepy now,I must sleep soon,preferably until,tomorrow afternoon.