A rural Texas farmer's wife came home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

She was so mad - she grabbed him by the hair of his head and yanked him right out of bed and across the room, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old rusty saw.

The banged up farmer was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! you're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husbands' hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do what you gotta do!!!