Tuesday, January 4, 2011

So just now, Carter brought me something he assembled upstairs. It was made of plastic sliced bread, plastic sliced tomato, and plastic bologna. He said, "Mommy, I made you a swan-wish!"Best. Mis-pronunciation. Ever.

Yesterday, he peered into the pantry, wishing for something he saw... Said to me, "Mommy, I want a strong drink!" Turns out, he was eying Rodney's "muscle milk."Best. Almost-right. Words. Ever.

Today, I picked him up from preschool, and asked him what he learned about. His answer, "We talked about snow-mans."Best. Insult-to-the-english-language. Ever.