As
if we needed further proof the Mormons--for the most part--don't like The Gays,
at least one Mormon-owned television station in Utah has declared that they
will not air The New Normal due to its "perverted"
depiction of a gay male couple.

Cuz
the two guys use a surrogate to have a baby, and, maybe, because Ellen Barkin
is in it and she is high-lariously racist.

Add
to that the fact that One Million Moms, via spokesNazi Monica Cole, and Bryan
Fischer of the American Family Association, have joined in and you can just bet
this will be the most watched new show of the season.

I'm
in, because I'm out.

I know it isn't a big jump to
conclude that Rush Limbaugh is a drug-addicted moron, but then even Rush goes
for a deep swim in the intellectually-challenged pool.

See, Rush is
suggesting that President Obama might have personally tampered with the
Hurricane Center’s prediction models for the path of Hurricane Isaac, with the
hopes that it would force the GOP to delay or cancel its convention in Tampa,
Florida this week.

Yeah, he did. Sure, while he
was spreading this conspiracy theory, and also denying he was spreading this conspiracy
theory, Rush said:

“And I noticed that the hurricane center’s track is—and
I’m not alleging conspiracies here. The hurricane center is the regime; the
hurricane center is the Commerce Department and I'm noticing that that
track stayed zeroed in on Tampa day after day after day. And the Republicans
react to it accordingly over the weekend, canceling the first day of the
convention.What could be better
for the Democrats than the Republicans to cancel a day of this...Okay,
6:45 p.m. Saturday night the Republicans announce that they’re canceling
Monday. At 6:45 p.m. Saturday night, everybody is still under the impression
that Isaac is making a beeline for very close to Tampa.It was an hour and 15
minutes later that the eight p.m. model runs showed New Orleans. I’m alleging
no conspiracy. I’m just telling you, folks, when you put this all together in this
timeline, I’m telling you, it’s unbelievable."

And speaking of moronic Republican lapdogs, Ann Romney has
come out as saying Modern Family is her favorite TV show, and how she most
looked forward to watching it each week.

Modern Family. With the gay couple and their adopted Asian
baby.

Well,Modern Family executive
producer Steve Levitan found it all a bit ironic, given her faith--the GOP--and
her religion--Mormonism--and Tweeted:

"Thrilled Ann Romney says ModFam is her favorite show.
We'll offer her the role of officiate at Mitch & Cam's wedding. As soon
as it's legal."

Snap.

Last week I watched
Meet The Press from the RNC in Tampa, and Arizona Governor--and certifiable
moron....which I'll prove momentarily--Jan Brewer was a guest.

Now, I'm notALLEGING
she's a drunkard, but I am saying that watching Brewer try to stitch together
a coherent thought was a little like watching me try to insert a key into my
front door lock after a night of martoonis with the fellas.

It was that ugly.
They were discussing Todd Akin and his idiocies and she kept calling him
Adkins, or Atkins, or anything but his real name. And then she mumbled something
about the Democrats War On Women. I know!

But, if you
needed further convincing that Jan Brewer isALLEGEDLY a drunkard, or just a full
bore lunatic, look no further than the fact that she has endorsed President
Obama from the floor of the RNC.

“I know if President Obama is
elected in November, which I hope he is, he will be able to come together with
all of us and come up with a solution. I believe he will secure our borders.
And therefore, we can resolve all of the other issues as a simple matter.”

Now it's
possible that Brewery, er, Brewer misspoke, but isn't it just further proof
that she isn't fit to be a governor? Even of
Arizona?

The Log Cabin Republicans believed their presence at this year's GOP national
convention would help move their party toward equality.

The GOP helping The Gays move forward? Really? LCR? Is
anyone home there?

Of course they soon realized they were wrong, because
the Republican platform is
just as discriminatory and hateful as eve:

"The platform affirms the rights of states and the
federal government not to recognize same-sex marriage," reads the party
manifesto. "It backs a constitutional amendment defining marriage as the
union of one man and one woman."

And now, all of the sudden, the LCR is pissed at the GOP for
being so visibly and vocally anti-gay--as most self-loathing closeted homosexuals
are--and LCR's director of programs, Casey Pick, says: "We
lost. And you could say the social conservatives in our party dropped the
hammer harder because we were there."

Or you could just say the LCR wore blinders where the GOIP
was concerned.

Paul Ryan.

Tea party Grand Wizard, or so it seems, who said in his
acceptance speech--I think he won the GOP for Best Hangdog
Eyes--that American rights are moral rights given to us by God:

"Each of these great moral ideas is essential to
democratic government – to the rule of law, to life in a humane and decent
society. They are the moral creed of our country, as powerful in our time, as
on the day of America’s founding. They are self-evident and unchanging, and
sometimes, even presidents need reminding, that our rights come from nature and
God, not from government."

Um, Paul, you delusional fuck. Um, God already has a set of
laws called The Bible, which, by the way, a lot of you who quote continuously
from, but do not actually follow yourselves.

So, God's laws are in the Bible, and, correct me if I'm
wrong, and I'm not, so best stay quiet, I don't see god's name on the
Declaration of Independence. I don't see it on the Bill of Rights or the
Constitution.

In fact, other than mentioning a creator I don't really see
a lot of God in our laws.

And, if we're going to hurry back to the days of using
God's laws, what did she say about lying? She may have not mentioned it specifically,
but I know she's be less than thrilled that you keep saying the GM plant in Wisconsin
was closed by Obama when, in fact the truth is--and take a moment to acquaint yourself
with the truth--that the plant closed monthsbeforeObama won the White House, and many months
before he even moved in.

Failing to understand that makes you a moron, and a Tea
party darling.

Good luck.

In other RNC news:

New jersey Governor Chris Christie was the big speaker--and I'm just going to let that one lie there--at the RNC the other night.

And I loved it.

Mainly because his speech, about the GOP and presumptive nominee Mitt Romney, rambled on for nearly
twenty minutes before he even mentioned Mittsy.

See, it was less "Let's
get Mitt in the White House" and more "He can't win but vote for me
in 2016."

Add to that the fact that Ron Paul and The Paulettes won't
endorse you and the RNC is looking like the Grand Old Clusterfuck.

Paul Ryan, soulless liar. He learned well from Mittsy. I hope the news media has enough balls to call him out on his lies even though doing so may mean he won't do an interview with them (hear that David Gregory?)

I live in New Jersey and I have MS, so Chris Christie and Ann Romney were like a personal double whammy of inducing nausea.

Chris Christie's speech in a nutshell: "But enough about me, what do YOU think about me?" Was he nominating his mother for the Presidency or Romney? It was embarrassing.

Ann Romney just pisses me off by her presence. If I hear her say one more time that she 'controls' her MS with horseback riding, my head will explode. When her MS decides to show her who is in charge, all the horses in the world are not going to stop it. I feel sorry for her, because she is in for a fall, but she infuriates me by perpetuating flat out hogwash.