Hey all my wife was killed in a terrible accident and i am attending the burned out man festival as i heard it is an ideal spot to pick up loose women who just want to have fun

I know this post may seem a bit shallow or as though i am only after one thing but i assure you i am a geniune guy who is struggling in todays western society.

I enjoy art and when i lived in tijuana in the late 80s, had a poster of the mona lisa to which i painted a red lipstick moustashe on - people say i have a tendency to ramble and it turns people off me but i just see it as a way of expressing how i feel about topical issues and look forward to hearing from you.

"...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant..." - Hunter S Thompson

"...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant..." - Hunter S Thompson

For the moment I will assume that the original poster is a non-troll (dubious).

On the playa you will need to give at least as much respect, kindness, and attention that you do off playa if you want to enjoy casual carnality. Perhaps you will even have to try harder because the experienced burners will have heard a lot of dumb lines before. Also, material wealth plays a somewhat diminished role there.

I would suggest some intensive sensitivity training. If you start now and learn fast you might be ready by late August.

My guess is not a troll, because of the need an rv postings elsewhere.

My guess is that he will get it eventually. "It" not being sex, of course. It being the it in get it.

Loose women at Burning Man? Hah! I'm married and I prefer sex almost anywhere but Burning Man! Dusty, hot, campmates in close proximity and we're practical parents to a few of them, no showers in camp ... total sexual suckage.

Would also like to point out the gender ratio is somewhere between 1:2 and 2:5, meaning that the horny girls have their choice of men. May I suggest something like a Bead convention. Lots more women than men; I bet knitting/crocheting meetings are also skewed that way. Or stop off at a legal brothel during your drive through NV, and get it out of the way. Otherwise, you run the risk of becoming a bitter old fart like hamandegger.

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

And as for beard conventions, I would love to attend but cant even grow a proper beard, maybe next year when I am 24 I will be able to grow one, but if past history repeats itself, its likely that just as Im able to grow a full beard, hair will be falling off the top of my head. Serious levels of wackness may present themselves.. i guess ill just struggle on like the tumbleweed that i am

"...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant..." - Hunter S Thompson

When you were in mexico, we might have met?Jimmy Stewart and I spent six months down there once, doing nothing but taking lsd and sleeping with teenage prostitutes.Of course, that was during his artistic period....

"Everything is more wonderful when you do it with a car, don't you think?"
-girl by the fire, watching a tree moved by car bumper in the bonfire

It would be a shame if I had to resort to self-deception to preserve my faith in objective reality.

I know dogs are not allowed at BM, but what about a chicken? Whe I get horny I go by the local chicken farm and crawl into a chicken's ass. Works all the time. I never fail at getting laid. Maybe you could bring a chicken.

What makes you think we can fuck just because you put your tongue in my mouth and you twisted my titties Baby? "Live for the DASH!"

Courtesy Flush wrote:Shouldn't that be "eplaya burned out man" festival?

Nah, that's the "eplaya presents, a burned out man" with in the "eplaya burning man festival." To get to the festival and to see the "burnt out man" you must head to "the end of the world" and pass the check point held by the department of dreamland security. But if you make it inside you'll be able to see many great things, like a completely black car, and re-usable water, along with computers that will tell you how to make your world a cleaner one. It's all a little to the right of the "burned out man."

red arrow wrote:Hey all my wife was killed in a terrible accident and i am attending the burned out man festival as i heard it is an ideal spot to pick up loose women who just want to have fun

I know this post may seem a bit shallow or as though i am only after one thing but i assure you i am a geniune guy who is struggling in todays western society.

I enjoy art and when i lived in tijuana in the late 80s, had a poster of the mona lisa to which i painted a red lipstick moustashe on - people say i have a tendency to ramble and it turns people off me but i just see it as a way of expressing how i feel about topical issues and look forward to hearing from you.