Mane man Donald Trump was rightfully called out by Fox's Megyn Kelly for calling women he hates, "Fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals." A real chauvinist pig, as feminists used to say.

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• Rating: This Big Piggy Owns The Market

And now The Donald's all a-Twitter raging back at Kelly. While she's right about him, the fact is that all of the other male candidates on stage with Trump — who didn't get called out — have core political agendas that are demeaning, degrading and downright damning to women in both word and most certainly in legislation.

With limited room, the most egregious ones not called out by Kelly are:

Megyn Kelly got into it with Donald Trump at deate but other contenders are equally misogynistic. (Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for TIME)

Mike Huckabee once said that it's "a statistical reality that most single moms are very poor, under-educated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death." His statistics, in reality, turned out to be pure pig arse!

• Rating: Old School Oinker!

Then there's Jeb Bush, who is pro-life but who as Florida governor waived a veto on what he called the "Scarlet Letter Law" (later replaced), which advocated public shaming as the cure for unmarried women who chose to give their children up for adoption. It required them to give their names, ages and the names of sexual partners for newspaper ads that would run every week for one month!

• Rating: Ain't Fit to Roll With a Pig.

As college students, ophthalmologist Rand Paul (he founded the now-defunct board that certified him) and his buddy allegedly kidnapped and blindfolded a female student and tried to force her to take hits off a bong.

More recently, prankster Rand put up a fake Hillary Clinton Pinterest page called, "Hillary Clinton's new Valentine's Day Pinterest board" with pictures of how she'd redecorate the White House — including a heart-shaped tub and a wicker desk in the Oval Office.

• Rating: Hog-Wild Fratboy

Creepy Ted Cruz reportedly said in a debate at Harvard that God should "give women a hymen that grows back every time she has intercourse with a different guy, because that will be a 'visible sign' of the breach of trust." He never said what "God" should do to cheating men.

• Rating, (in the original German): Schweinehund!

We know what Trump said is awful and misogynistic, but let's not be so quick to bash him while the other candidates have equally as demeaning views on women and women's issues. (BRIAN SNYDER/REUTERS)

Neurosurgeon Ben Carson needs to have his own head examined. Carson said that "women's lib" was responsible for the violence in Ferguson, because now women believe, "You know, it really should be about us." What?

Equally disturbing is what Christie himself said when he was stumping for Mitt Romney. When women in the audience yelled about jobs "going down," Christie, the swine, answered, "You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart." Oooink!

• Rating: A Real Porker.

KIM'S THRILL WITH HILL

While the GOP boys argued amongst themselves at the debate on Thursday, Hillary was busy taking selfies with Kim herself, while getting photobombed by Kanye. (@kimkardashian)

While the boys were in Ohio debating and attempting to kick the crap out of each other and turning the presidential debate into a bad reality show, Hillary Clinton, dressed like a cardinal, was doing what she does best: Getting rich knee-jerk celebrities to pony up dough in Hollywood. Hey — I did not say kickback, which I could have said, what with the pony reference and all.

Henry Cavill admitted in 'Men;s Fitness' that he got a little too excited one time while filming 'The Tudors,' just like many of the men (and women) who were watching the show. (Don Arnold/WireImage)

MAN OF STEEL GOT HARD AS A ROCK

The world's handsomest man, Henry Cavill, the new "The Man From U.N.C.L.E" star, admitted to Men's Fitness that he once got an erection while filming Showtime's "The Tudors." Well, so did every man just watching the show. I can't even tell you what he invoked in women. I recently re-watched the entire series on Netflix — all 38 episodes. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, though, even made Cavill look tepid. "The Tudors" makes that snore bore Wolf Hall look like it was shot in slow motion.

BIGFOOT OR BIG HOAX?

Why does a Bigfoot cross the road? The eternal question might have been answered by a guy who mistakenly thought he was vacationing in Heneersonville, N.C., but was actually somewhere else. As Eric Walters was out walking his tiny dog, who do they spot by the side of the road? Bigfoot!

Unfortunately, Biggie looks exactly like the famous 1967 film of the man-in-a-bad-gorilla costume Bigfoot hoax.

So how does a guy with a dog and a cell phone go out for five minutes and manage to get Bigfoot video, and after 4,000 seasons of Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet, all they find with night and day vision/ultra-high frequency everything is giant Bigfoot poop and paw prints?

SHE'S GONNA SEND AFFLECK HEADING FOR THE HILLS

Here's how to lose a man in four easy steps:

1) Ben Affleck's nanny, Christine Ouzounian, a publicity-starved climber, is so delusional she's letting it leak out that Affleck wants to marry her. This even as the couple is 2) trying to protect the children that Ouzounian was hired to care for. Instead the nanny's 3) making sure she's photographed with them as often as possible, which 4) will make even a cheating self-promoter like Affleck — whether he's the genius they used to claim he was, or just a dopey actor — run faster than Bigfoot to hide out in the Hollywood Hills.

HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO THE U.S. ATTORNEY'S OFFICE

U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara is appointing Joon. H. Kim as his number two. (Susan Watts/New York Daily News)

"Gang Land's" Jerry Capeci has a hilariously weird item about U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara appointing Joon H. Kim as his number two.

That's not the funny part. Here's the funny part: In June, at a meeting, Bharara joked that, "Fifteen or 16 years ago, someone used to joke that Joon H. Kim and I were the Harold and Kumar of line prosecutors." OK, it's not like a real knee-slapper. But this next one is, I swear.

In announcing the appointment, Bharara praised Kim's victory in the Peter Gotti case. Oops. He must have simply forgotten, like Kim once did, to mention that when defense lawyers put Kim himself on the stand in the Junior Gotti case in 2009, he said he couldn't remember much about the plot by mobster Sonny Franzese to kill Gotti. What?