Tuesday, March 14

Peace of mind

An elderly woman, during her medical appointment, asked her doctor to prescribe her some birth control pills. Taken aback, the doctor thinks for a moment and then says, as tactfully as he can: "Excuse me, but you are 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

Responds the woman: "They help me sleep better."

"How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

"I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."