Oh man, I am so honored to receive this award! I didn’t really put in the effort or work, but to receive this is so exciting! It’s only three episodes in, but I hope I can keep doing this for years to come!

Why waste you time with the boring combat and monotonous landscapes of Skyrim? Morrowind has giant mushroom cities, mudcrab merchants, and fucking werewolves! It’s an RPG where the stats actually matter, there are more than 3 weapon types, and you actually care about what’s going on.

Halloween kicks ass and so does this movie. It has a woman getting killed with a lollipop, a kid getting shotgunned, a school bus of kids drowning, and a kid getting shoveled. There’s a lot of kids dying, and that’s great. I hate kids.