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Topic: Uh.. ya, don't do that.... (Read 599173 times)

Don't read E-Hell...because when you spend 6 hours a day asking people "Can I get you X?", all you hear is "k'nnihave" and "k'nnichat". I almost immediately changed it to "Would you like X?" because I couldn't get "k'nnihave" and "k'nnichat" out of my brain.

If you are a full-grown bull moose, do not attempt to play on the swingset. You will get tangled up in the swing chains and a park ranger will have to cut you free with bolt-cutters.http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=84d_1344622478

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Common sense is not a gift, but a curse. Because thenyou have to deal with all the people who don't have it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

If you are a full-grown bull moose, do not attempt to play on the swingset. You will get tangled up in the swing chains and a park ranger will have to cut you free with bolt-cutters.http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=84d_1344622478

When you get home from work and take frozen pumpkin out to make pumpkin pie filling and discover you don't have enough, be very careful when cutting your pie pumpkins in half to roast them! I have a really good slice in my thumb now.

Yeah, I have a tonne of cooking/baking to do this week and now, I have a bandaid on my thumb. I think I'm going to steal a few gloves from work for rolling the pastry tomorrow night.

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After cleaning out my Dad's house, I have this advice: If you haven't used it in a year, throw it out!!!!.

There's no rule that you can't mention brand names (at least so the mods have said before). Some people just do it for their own reasons, whatever they may be (I'm guessing a fear of getting sued or something?). It makes it a bit difficult for non-American people to follow the story sometimes.

Something I shouldn't have done. My mother has a dish drying cupboard that was a bit too full. There was a knife balanced on the edge, in front of a lid I was reaching for. The knife fell off of course and hit my mother on the wrist, narrowly avoiding doing real damage. I should have moved the knife first and it should have never been in such a dangerous position in the first place.

When cleaning up the kitchen (which I shouldn't had to since I haven't used it all week, been eating take out lately, and it's my 2 roomates mess but I was was making something and I require at least one clean counter top to work on) take a knife with plastic handle that had been left on the stove (not on thankfully) but in frustration I went to toss it on the counter above the dishwasher where dirty dishes are supposed to be put, only to find out I threw it so well it actually stuck in the wall at the tip. So now I has a small nick in my wall. The funny thing was if I had tried to do that on purpose I could have tried 50 times with no success.