Re: The Totally Unsubstantiated Speculation with No Basis In Fact Whatsoever Thread

Originally Posted by unit300021

Muse has to cancel prior to Coachella, so they pull an Outside Lands and books Tenacious D to headline Saturday night.

Except the D decide they are on the verge of becoming Sarah Jessica Parker's unmentionable cosmetic surgery overdrive, but tonight will be performing as Daft Punk and the spiders from Mars. Saturday is the Coachella's best day Evah.

Re: The Totally Unsubstantiated Speculation with No Basis In Fact Whatsoever Thread

Daft Punk will play in the Yuma. The amount of people in an enclosed space will become lower than 1p/1ps, violating Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle. This will be the first time/place quantum behavior is observable in humans, a landmark for scientific observation. Unfortunately as everything nearby gravitates towards Daft Punks last live show in over seven years, including the fabric of space/time itself, a black hole of inconceivable proportions will form. Destroying the universe.

Re: The Totally Unsubstantiated Speculation with No Basis In Fact Whatsoever Thread

Originally Posted by calnick0

Daft Punk will play in the Yuma. The amount of people in an enclosed space will become lower than 1p/1ps, violating Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle. This will be the first time/place quantum behavior is observable in humans, a landmark for scientific observation. Unfortunately as everything nearby gravitates towards Daft Punks last live show in over seven years, including the fabric of space/time itself, a black hole of inconceivable proportions will form. Destroying the universe.

You're an awful, awful human being.

Originally Posted by guedita

And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.