The Western World has been conquered by the Soviet Union, who have established a glorious Government in America under Dear Comrade Leader Yakov Smirnoff, and brought over Glorious Socialism to the oppressed and exploited Proletarians of America, and lead us from the folly of Capitalism. The degenerate Capitalist music of Rock and Roll is replaced by the wholesomeness of Proletarian folk music, Christianity is officially banned, as it is an opiate chaining the people to the dominant mode of production, your reactionary stars and stripes have been replaced by the glorious hammer and sickle, we are at war with the counter-revolutionaries and revisionists of China, thanks to the glorious five year plan of Dear Leader Yakov Smirnoff, we now have abundance, instead of capitalistic farming, we have switched to the wisdom of collectivisation, and the degenerate bourgeois disease of homosexuality has been completely eliminated. Also, the Caucasian male is extinct.