Texas Ranger over SlyIt should be told that in the annals of history, Truman decided to drop the bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending in Chuck Norris. Not because he couldn't complete the task, but instead that the bomb was more "humane". Judge Dredd ain't got nothing on that.

Vin Diesel over ArnoldIt just appears to me that Conan has gotten soft over the years. Maybe he should be doing some more of his Presidential Physical Fitness than curling donuts at the financial planning sessions.

De Niro over WayneI have to roll with the young Vito here because I fear if I don't I will end up face down in the Hudson by nightfall. Mafia wins, but really when don't they.

Samuel Jackson over PacinoJust because he has been in the most movies EVER since 1990 I give him props. And even though he was dead at the time his disembodied arm was used to fend of Veliciraptors. That is some serious post-mortem bad-ass.