Rihanna (pink hair and all) made an appearance at the Clippers-Thunder game last night and ESPN NBA analyst Jeff Van Gundy wondered if she might have his eye on him. Maybe she has a thing for short, balding former NBA coaches.

Sadly for JVG, sideline reporter Lisa Salters confirmed that the pop star was indeed not stalking him and even more sadly, didn’t know who he was.

I’m crushed for Jeff, especially when it will eventually come out that Rihanna is hooking up with Stan Van Gundy.