Status: So, I was just driving high and I
stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because
I thought it was a hedgehog.

[ FB ]

Status: I can stand on one foot with my
eyes closed for almost an entire minute!
:-D

[2]: Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

[1]: I believe this is a bit more important.

[ FB ]

Sa "Yahoo answers":

I've
been going out with this girl for 3
months and one day I said to her "You're the best girlfriend ever"
and she was confused and thought I was joking. And then she said she
was a guy,
and she thought I was a girl... So, basically I thought she was a girl
and she
thought I was a girl, but we're both guys. What should I do? I realy
like him.
Am I gay?

[ FB ]

Status: Just saw a chick driving my old
car. Poor girl.

[2]: That's just sad that the only way you
can get a girl in your car is to sell it to her. :-P

[ FB ]

Status: Made no money tonight. :-(

[2]: I'll give you a dollar to stop whining.

[ FB ]

Sa "Skajpa":

-
Baby, are you
jealous?

-
No.

-
Baby, are you
jealous?

-
No.

-
Baby, are you
jealous?

-
I already told you.
No.

-
Baby, can I get
a kiss?

-
Go get a kiss
from that ugly girl that liked your status on Facebok!!!

[ FB ]

Status: Just saw two homeless guys hitting
each other with pieces of cardboard.

[2]: Pillowfight?

[ FB ]

Status: "The future depends on what we do
in the present" Mahatma Gandhi

[2]: "The future depends on what we do
in the past" Dr. Emmet Brown

[ FB ]

Status: Where do you go if you want to
know who's in your class?

[2]: I would try going to class.

[ FB ]

Status: How awesome would it be to have an
Alan Rickman voiced GPS in your car? (glumio
Snejpa u "Hariju Poteru")

- Turn right in 2 miles. Do not disappoint me.

- How grand it must be to have the luxury of not
taking Exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.

- How extraordinarily like your father you are; he
would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back, you
pathetic fool.

-
There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly U-turns in the next mile.

REMEMBER
WHEN…

● a
computer was something
on TV from a science fiction show● a
window was something you
hated to clean....

● and
RAM was the cousin of
a goat.....

● meg
was the name of my girlfriend

● and
gig was something you
did on stage for money

● Now
they all mean different
things and that really mega Bytes

● an
application was for employment

● a
program was a TV show

● a
cursor used profanity

● a
keyboard was a piano

● memory
was something that
you lost with age

● a
CD was a Bank account

● and
if you had a 3½' floppy
you hoped nobody found out

● compress
was something you
did to the garbage not something you did to a file

● and
if you unzipped anything
in public you'd be in jail for a while

● log
on was adding wood to
the fire

● hard
drive was a long trip
on the road

● a
mouse pad was where a
mouse lived

● and
a backup happened to
your commode

● cut
you did with a pocket
knife

● paste
you did with glue

● a
web was a spider's home

● and
a virus was the flu

I
guess I'll stick to my pad and paper,

and
the memory in my head.

I
hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,

but
when it happens they wish they were dead.

LOCIRAJTE SE

¤ Vi mora da ste iz Omahe ako… (USA, SD Nebraska,
poglavlje
LXXVII)

3800.
All the plans needed for a
successful date are "let's go to the Old Market"
3801. You've ridden the bronze lions (and burnt some part of your body
while
doing so).
3802. You pride yourself on being from East O, North O, South O, or
West O.
3803. You remember when J. Doe's took over the city.
3804. You cut out a snowflake at Von Maur in December, 2007.
3805. Everyone asks you about Bright Eyes and Saddle Creek Records.
3806. You go trick-or-treating in Regency for the "big candy".
3807. Spaghetti Works always sounds like a good idea, but you almost
never go
there.
3808. You've hung out in a parking lot at least once.
3809. At least 5 of your friends have sold steaks and made decent money
doing
it.
3810. You call anything past 90th "way out
there".
3811. You have felt obligated to eat at least one Runza

3812. You know what "annexing" means.
3813. You know what "The Beef" is. And yes, you know their cheer.
3814. You cried the day PeonyPark was
killed by Hy Vee
and Fazoli's.
3815. The abbreviations MPS and OPS stir up deep feelings inside of you.
3816. You or someone you know has spotted one of the mysterious stray
mountain
lions.
3817. You go to the south and get accused of being a hick.
3818. You know (and cringe at) Mulberry Lane.
3819. You think the only good thing to come out of Lincoln
is the Huskers.
3820. You have never been to the panhandle.
3821. You know what really goes on down at the slides.
3822. You know that the "Mall" is, in fact, not a mall.
3823. You go to Hummel park in search of albinos.
3824. You are sick and tired of being asked if you have electricity
every time
you step out of
the state.

3825.
You judge a person's
socioeconomic income by the street number in their address.
3826. You open your front lawn up for parking during CWS and charge ten
bucks.
3827. You have seen the Christmas Carol with "that one guy" at least
400
times.
3828. You have bought tickets for the one yearly Broadway show six
months in
advance.
3829. You have never stepped foot on a farm.
3830. You remember October of 1997 because you didn't have to do jack
squat for
five days.
3831. Snow Days have slowly become an endangered species.
3832. You have witnessed Jim Flowers's hair change color overnight a
number of
times.
3833. You remember when Crossroads didn't smell like a landfill.
3834. You know what a Hy Vee is.

3835. You know everything about Warren Buffet's love life.
3836. You say you're going to a "cheapee" whenever you watch a movie
at Westwood or the Stockyards.
3837. You judge the popularity of a movie by how long it takes it to
transfer
to the Westwood or the Stockyards.
3838. You wouldn't dream of ever using public transportation and would
die
rather than walk somewhere.

3839. You know all about the middle lane of Dodge.

3840.
You know the seasons as: this is too hot to be fall, there's supposed
to be snow on the ground, why is there snow in April and it wasn't this
hot last summer!
3841. You've attended a fundraiser where there's a Pancake Man invloved.
3842. You can time the Northwest Radial perfectly in order to avoid all
red lights.
3843. You don't find anything weird about it being sunny when you walk
into a building and find it monsooning when you walk out.
3844. There are no Republicans and Democrats; it's Republicans and
"those damn hippies".
3845. You or someone you knew was an extra in "About Schmidt".
3846. You know what "About Schmidt" is.
3847. A perfectly acceptable speed when driving is 90mi/h.

3848.
You live on a street named after a dead guy.
3849. You can count every time you saw Omaha on CNN.

3850. You cringe when you hear "River City Roundup", but you still go
to it every year.

3851. You live either down a hill, on the slope of a hill, or on top of
a hill.

3852. You
can tell the difference between Rob McCartney and John Knicely
(although you're
sure they're clones…)
3853. You, too, wished Bush had stayed in Louisiana on
9/11.
3854. You know the difference between Dundee, Benson, Bellevue,
and Papillion (and you know how to
pronounce them).
3855. You've been to the midnight movie and know the staff by first
name.
3856. You take construction into consideration when guessing how long
it will
take to get somewhere.
3857. You constantly gripe about living in Nebraska, but
you'd never want to leave.