I would be so surprised that CNN would describe black teenagers as “a 17-year-old boy and a 14-year-old boy” that I figure that they *must* be white. But then again, the 17-year-old being named “De’Marquis” makes it hard to believe that we’re talking about two white kids from Southern Georgia.

So I conclude that the murderers are black, and that those two CNN writers will be fired by Monday for their “offensive” and “insensitive” language.