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Sunday, November 2, 2008

A Montreal Radio Station prank calls Sarah Palin pretending to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Oh my goodness.

Transcript Extracts:

Sarkozy: Yes, hello, Governor Palin. Yes hello, Mrs Governor?Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?S: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?P: Oooooh, it's so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.S: Oh, it's a pleasure.P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.S: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday (NOTE: Hallyday is a French singer and actor), you know?P: Yes! Good.

S: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real as well.P: Yes. Yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunityS: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.P: (Giggle) Maybe in eight years! (Giggle)

S: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.P: Oh, very good! We should go hunting together!S: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi. (One could kill all the baby seals).P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together, as we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.S: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!Palin: (Giggle)S: I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring Vice President Cheney.P: Noooo, I'll be a careful shot, yes.

S: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.P: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

S: Some people said in the last days - and I thought that was mean - that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse (NOTE: Stef Carse is a Canadian singer).P: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundints (NOTE: she calls pundits pundints) and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

S: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois (NOTE: hes a Canadian comedian), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?P: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies but it's been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness! You've added a lot of energy to your country with that, ha, beautiful family of yours.S: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.P: (Giggle) Well, give her a big hug for me.S: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.P: Oh my goodness! I didn't know that!S: Yes, in French it's called Le Rouge A Levres Sur Un Cochon (NOTE: it means Lipstick on a Pig), or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...it's his life, Joe the Plumber.P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.

S: I just want to be sure. I dont quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?P: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.S: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.P: Right, that's what it's all about, its the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.

S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler's Nailin' Palin?P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.S: That was really edgy.P: (Giggle) Well, good.

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