"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"

"Making Grunge Out of Nothing at All"

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The Lyrics

What better way to salute Pearl Jam, the greatest grunge group around, than by making a parody of an Air Supply power ballad?

You know just how to hard rockAnd you know just how to cryYou know just how to spread a messageAnd just how to catch the eyeYou are the fave of thousandsYou're a mystery to meYou can write songs as weird as "Bugs"And as profound as "Jeremy"You know when to make a statementAnd you know when to shut upYou know how to make an impactAnd you know when to be abruptAnd your group is a unique groupEddie Vedder is the manI can never write a ballad that'll really do you justiceBut I'm doing the best job I canAnd you sing of life's unfairnessAnd write songs on this and thatYou placed one and twenty on the list of hard rockersBut you should have gotten higher than thatAnd I hope you never sell outAnd I hope you never fallAnd I'm not sure how you do itMaking grunge out of nothing at all

Chorus:Out of nothing at all (making grunge)Out of nothing at all (making grunge)Out of nothing at all (making grunge)Out of nothing at all (making grunge)Making grunge out of nothing at all

Everytime they show you all the beams of the light areStreaming through the waves of your hairAnd that weird grin on your face and every gleam inYour eyes gives me a frightThe children of this country are sad and they're lostAnd they're looking for a grunge band like youYou can take the darkness and the pain of the nightAnd change it to a song chock full of profound insightYou guys can really rock; Don't really like hard rockBut I've really gotta hand it to youThink you guys are really somethingYou can really talk the talkYou're not a bunch of losers like some other bandsYou can make all the music halls rockYou guys make some kids feel betterThe minute they put your CDs or tapes onIt seems you have the power to soothe all their painAnd you can make all their demons begoneNow even though MTV may not like youYou guys can really make sense of it allI can never really make it like you doMaking grunge out of nothing at all

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