Friday, 7 March 2014

Friday Funny

CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'

The boss says, 'You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.

Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'

OK, I feel like a fool. I've seen people call you "Sam" before, and thought they might have you mixed up with someone else while they had more than one window open. But today I decided to check out your Pinterest boards, since I'm not on it. Seems when I tried, you must be a member of Facebook in order to join.

Long story even longer, when I got there, I saw why they call you Sam. Just put on my dunce cap, stick me in a closet, and one of these days I'll "get it."