Toys, tools, and John Kramer - it's all a puzzle to Amazon

Everybody's bloody at it - not only are video games turning our children into killing machines, the retailers want to put tools of destruction into innocent hands. Or maybe it's already happened - avid Bitterwallet reader Geraint received this email flyer from Amazon, and it looks like years of violence on our TV screens are taking their toll. Or perhaps the endless repeats of Property Ladder: