Another Utterly Tasteless Joke.

THE DOT

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in DC has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

I thought it was pretty funny :D I love my tasteless jokes...<br /><br />What is six inches long, has a bald head and drives American women wild?<br />A Hundred dollar bill.<br /><br />Hey if ya can't laugh at yourself - what is the point eh?<br /><br />What is long, hard and f***s New Zealanders?<br />Grade Three.<br /><br />What is an Australian's idea of foreplay?<br />Brace yeself, shela! Here it comes!

Indian women have capability to kick on the *** of foreigners as Rani Laxmi kicked off britishers, Indians have brain and capability to go in america n **** ur american girls as I have many a times visited america and ****** americans............so refrain from talking such nonsense...... u ****** americans dont have brain even to ean and suicide by digging ur own grave...........

I think u hav never visited India bt i have visited america many times & it sounds very bad. Our country people are any time better than urs fyi bcoz atleast they wont speak rubbish jokes like ur people.

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