I mean, apparently our helmets are so bad that we didnt even get mentioned in these stupid helmet rankings. Worse than the hags?? Here I am thinking our logo and helmets are one of the coolest in the league.

But the Texans did score well in a ballot that didn’t count toward the results. Our lead correspondent on this project, Bill Williamson, talked with a former “Project Runway” contestant, who put Houston sixth and Indianapolis ninth.

Perhaps the Texans can make mention of that prestigious standing in their media guide.

Zing.

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"You always hear about how tough they are and all that stuff," Orton said. "I don't think they are tough. I think they are cheap..."

ESPN broadcaster: Tune in next week when we discuss which team celebrated Breast Cancer Awareness the best this past year! We will have stunning analysis from our football writers as they fight and bicker over which team sported pink the best!

Oh man, this is the worst off-season ever...

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I don't think the Texans uniforms, helmets, logo are badasses. I don't think they're bad, but they're not memorable either. I like the simple helmet designs like the Colts, Steelers, Packers, etc. I'm not even big fan of the name "Texans". All I really care about is the team and whether or not they are any good.