16 Ridiculous Celebrity Conspiracies That Somehow Make (Some) Sense

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If you're ready for your world to shake, here are 16 insane conspiracies about the most famous people in popular culture. You may have heard about some of them, but we're pretty sure that you didn't really give a d*mn, did you? So it's time to investigate a bit further!

1. Beyoncé was not really pregnant.

According to this theory, Beyonce was never actually pregnant with her daughter Blue Ivy; she used a surrogate so as not to ruin her figure. And since she wanted to keep it as a secret, she wore a fake pregnancy belly.

In the video below, you can see that her belly kind of deflates as she sits down.

The theory is that Suri wasn’t actually born on 18 April 2006 as was claimed, because the birth certificate took 20 days to get signed.

Another interesting claim is that no one saw Suri for about five months after she was born, and there are some weird paparazzi photos of Katie when she was “pregnant.”

4. Katy Perry is actually JonBenét Ramsey.

You may have heard about this one...

The theory says that JonBenét’s parents faked her death so that she could grow up and become a star.

However, it doesn’t necessarily all add up. Perry is 31, while Ramsey would have turned 26 later this year.

5. Louis Tomlinson’s baby is fake.

According to theory, Louis got romantically involved with One Direction bandmate Harry Styles. Their record label didn’t want this getting out, so they decided to pretend Louis’s ex-girlfriend Brianna was pregnant, and give her a fake baby to distract everyone.

Fortunately, it’s been proven that this was all a hoax.

7. Courtney Love hired one of Kurt Cobain’s friends to kill him and set his death up like a suicide.

The theory is that Kurt was about to leave Courtney Love, so she killed him to keep all his money. Some say that documentary "Soaked in Bleach" covers it extensively, and makes it seem pretty believable.

8. Paul McCartney has been dead for years.

According to this theory, Paul died in 1966 and other band members tried to cover it up by hiring someone who looked exactly like McCartney. But the guilt got to them, and they started hiding messages in their song lyrics. Apparently the whole Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album is chock-a-block with Paul Is Dead clues. At the end of “Strawberry Fields Forever,” you can hear John mumble “I buried Paul,” though in interviews he clarified that he actually said “cranberry sauce.”

10. Nicolas Cage is an immortal vampire.

Maybe he’s just got a bunch of historical doppelgängers, but it’s probably more likely that he’s immortal. Nicolas Cage himself denied the rumors, but honestly, that’s exactly what an immortal vampire would do.

11. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are secretly married with four children.

Remember when those photos which revealed that Kristen Stewart was cheating on Robert Pattinson? Well apparently those photos were fake, and the two are in a secret and very happy relationship, with a bunch of kids. They originally staged the breakup to create publicity. Oh and the woman who Kristen is supposedly dating right now? That’s her cousin.

12. The CIA killed Marilyn Monroe.

You may have heard about this one too. It’s probably the most believable of all of these. There were a ton of rumors that Marilyn Monroe was having an affair with Bobby Kennedy, back in the 1960s, and also slept with President Kennedy a couple of times.

Apparently she knew heaps of family secrets, which she kept written down in a little red book.

13. Lady Gaga was a backup dancer before murdering an artist named Lina Morgana and stealing her identity.

Apparently, she was sick of being just a backup dancer, so she was involved in the murder of this woman, which was made to look like a suicide. Gaga apparently copied her looks and persona and became mega-famous months later. Monster is supposedly about Lina’s abusive ex-boyfriend, who was also involved in the murder.

Disney covered it up by saying that Lindsay played both roles in the movie.

15. Miley Cyrus was killed by Disney.

Gosh, Disney has been busy. Back in 2010, Hannah Montana ended and Miley released Can’t Be Tamed. Some people may claim this was just her way of growing up and breaking free from her Disney image. But according to theorists, the “truth” is that she was killed and replaced with a body double who doesn’t give a fuck about being a role model for young girls. Some truthers believe that the OG Miley was murdered because she refused to participate in an orgy with Disney execs.

16. And lastly, Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj are the same person.

If you take a Nicki Minaj song and slow it right down, she sounds exactly like Jay-Z. There’s a whole Soundcloud account dedicated to it. Also, Nicki has talked a lot about her ~alter-egos~ and it just makes sense that Jay-Z is one of them, especially because he is 100% confirmed Illuminati. And have you ever seen them in the same place before??????