Ok, we gotta hand it to the creators of this Doctor Who dildo — it's pretty clever. Bear in mind, we've seen a lot of miserable dildos (hello sparkle vampire cock). And this still might be one of the weirdest yet.

Officially called "The TARDIS Ticker," this toy shows that people are thinking outside of the dildo box. Instead of making a giant ribbed TARDIS or Dalek, they created a silicone wang, with a tiny TARDIS suspended inside it. So you can literally make love to the Doctor Who opening credits. Hooray... *bursts into tears*