We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story

In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be LOTS more Brange vs Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one day. Before Xenu captures Little Sci’s little spirit. Full Story

So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, when she was hanging out with Nicole Richie, but these days it’s a mess from head to toe. Full Story

F*ck the recipes and the London gastro-scene…right? Coming from my Gwyneth, it’s the CLOTHES you care about. And so after 2 previous newsletters, and much pleading from many of you to be accepted, Gwyneth’s GOOPy team has apparently finally sorted out their launch pains – most should have received their newsletters now. Full Story

Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that she TRIED it. Full Story

To Susan in Calgary – good luck today and enjoy your time on the couch! Make the most of your recovery time…by watching Friday Night Lights? Sending you healthy healing wishes! Happy 17th Birthday Samantha! with love from Mom. Happy belated birthday Erin in Zurich from Sydney who’s sending you lots of love and best wishes for the best year ever in the land of chocolate and cheese. Full Story

Britney’s Womaniser video is set to premiere on Friday. But just when Chicken Fried Original is getting back on track, Chicken Fried Junior is once again causing a smutty commotion. Yay for child stardom! More on that later.

Sigh.

The rainy season has started in Vancouver and now I feel the aches in my Mischa Barton broken arm. Apparently it will be like this for life. When the weather turns and when the rain falls down, Mischa Barton will sting like a nagging whinging hag at my elbow, a creak in my bones I’ll never be able to shake. F8ck.

No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand can’t walk into an airport without at least 4 inches when she’s with her 3 boys. Full Story

New sources have now suddenly come forward about the Gerard Butler beating incident last night. Ohhhhhh.... so he was provoked! According to pro-Butler accounts, the pap was a dickhead and tried to kill people with his car while following the star and was doing so for hours. Full Story