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Duct tape Ben

Duct tape Ben had a hole in his handyou guessed itduct taped itwith a grin.Got shot while cheatin’on his girlfriendpicked up the rollduct taped the painswore he’d never do it again.Now Ben, not the sharpest toolalways carried duct tape aroundhis life a disasterjust waiting to use it again.Some say he was born with duct tapeon his umbilical cordas a child wore shoes made ofcardboardheld together withduct tape.Poor Benain’t got a chancecan’t figure out how tocut the tapethat holds him back.