Of course, this is a parody of Girlfriend in a Coma, which I consider a bit of a lesser effort by The Smiths (it sorely lacks that pure pop jangle of Johnny Marr's guitar). Here's a video for the song, accompanied by images of one of my all-time favorite actresses, the incomparable Dejah Thoris Louise Brooks:

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I would ask for a song talking about the ...umm problematic... attitude toward sexual relations, but I would expect that since you are such a big old bald teddy bear, it would prove difficult for you to hit the right attitude of misogyny.

I would ask for a song talking about the ...umm problematic... attitude toward sexual relations, but I would expect that since you are such a big old bald teddy bear, it would prove difficult for you to hit the right attitude of misogyny.

yeah, it was built to be 'fireproof' which is one of the Objectivist Genius innovations he brought to the building, supposedly. So he had to blow it up.

Ignoring the fact that so-called fireproof construction had been around since the latter part of the 19th century...and that everybody was SHOCKED to learn that if the stuff INSIDE the building wasn't fireproof, it didn't matter.

Basically, Roark blew up the building because another, more fashionable and well-connected architect was brought in to make the building more attractive, and he got pissy about not being acknowledged as the genius he was (although he couched in terms of the tainting of his brilliant work). So he took his ball, blew it up, raped an heiress, and went home.

Excuse me, but you've got this all wrong. Once again, you are SHEEP, following along with the narrative fed to you by the very agencies and organizations that have been STALKING you and enslaving you for generations. Of you.

Sure, call me a Courtland truther, but doods, what part of the freaking building was fireproof do you not understand??

There was no dynamite - it never could have generated the forces need to destroy such a well designed building. Go to my website for more...

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