October 15, 2009

Living With A Blogger

I heard Bear Grylls say on Man vs Wild that in the Arctic your body can burn up to 6,000 calories per day. I said Well hell, let's move to the Arctic, I can have all the Baked Cheetos I want!My husband responded with, Um, you have to be outside in the Arctic, not just sitting inside blogging. It's not strictly a geographical phenomenon.(I'd also like to note that I just spelled phenomenon correctly the first time)

As soon as I broke the death glare I pulled up Blogger and start typing furiously. Soon he asks what I'm doing. I respond with laughter which he knows by now means I'm writing about you on the blog.Then he remarked that living with me is like living with a freak tape recorder that twists and exaggerates his words. Um, honey, everything is potential blog fodder and it's been that way for over 2 years now. When will you be used to it? Men can be so hard to train...