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I've Been Writing Everyday

Published 03.16.15

I'm at long last trying to get my book together. I hate literally every word that I write but at least I'm sitting down at the page every. single. day. Occasionally a blog comes out of all of this nonsense. This one just kind of flowed. A letter to my post-future self.

This is How I Feel About the Oscars

That's More Like It...

Published 02.12.15

Before I had MySpace. Or Facebook. Or Twitter. I had Phetasy. Phetasy turned a whopping NINE this year on January 26th and I let the day come and go without any celebration. It's long overdue. I love this fucking site. She's my baby and I've been neglecting her.

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A pretty good way to know you’re an alcoholic is if the mere thought of never drinking again makes you want
to kill yourself.“I’m useless” consumes most of January.“Just a body taking up space.” After decades
of defiantly chasing delusions of grandeur, I get sober and suddenly I don’t
have a clue who I am or what I want.

I know one thing:I’m
a giant loser.On paper, I’m a college
dropout, financially bankrupt divorcee.In real life, I’m a waitress--not that there is anything wrong with
that—but I’m pretty sure my stupid letter you write to your future self from
High School didn’t read: