This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: March 13, 2020

Where did you go Mr. Clean, a superstar comedian you have already seen, no NBA and too much green, COVID-19 doesn't scare a TikTok teen and much more from this week in funny tweets.

March 7

I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.

YOU GUYS. I just saw the most wild thing! A man started walking toward the Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of the grocery store and he yelled "my bitches are BACK" and this Girl Scout just yelled "no. Walk away." AND HE DID.

Italy has banned weddings and funerals for 16 million people. Japan has closed schools for a month. France and Iraq have banned public gatherings. The U.N. has canceled all physical meetings to address climate change. Americans are uncertain what to do about Coachella. https://t.co/xFR45Z8dZk

I wish all these quarantined officials the best. But the turnabout of this year's CPAC from a multi-day COVID-19 trolling event to a vector of the contagion is something that would scarcely be believable in a movie script.

My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn't bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don't even know Kobe gone

going to be very depressing when, in two weeks, every website is filled with essays with headlines like "Binge-Watching in the Age of Coronavirus" and "The Radical Feminism of Social Distancing" and "What Quarantine Taught Me About Vulnerability and Self-Care"

In global disaster movies, there's always a scientist who's like, WE HAVE TO ACT NOW OR PEOPLE WILL DIE and some government guy who's like, YOU'RE BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION and I'm like, NO ONE WOULD REACT TO INFO LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE.