Re: grand jokes

this is a joke, a blonde walks into a shop and asks if she can buy a tv. the man answers, "sorry but blondes aren't allowed in here." So the blonde walks out and changes outfits as a disguise. When she asks to look at a tv again, the man repeats, "Sorry but blondes aren't allowed in here." The blonde goes out again and buys a black wig. She goes back in again and asks to look at a tv. Once again the man says"blondes aren't allowed in here: The blonde says"How do you know I'm a blonde?" The man answers "because this is a furniture shop!"

Re: grand jokes

What did the Carrot say to the Wheat?"'Lettuce' rest, I'm feeling 'beet'"What did the paper say to the pen?"I'm feeling quite all 'write' my friend"What did the Teapot say to the Chalk?Nothing you silly... teapots can't talk.