Thank ee Captain Bart. I keeps meself trim with my specially designed fitness regime. Great Scott, the head galley slave, designed it for me.

Here he is in action:.

First I chase the crew up and down the rigging with a dirk, a few laps around the ship after that, then Sanchez brings me a light breakfast of mangoes and a nice weevil topping ... then it's an hour of aerobic hula dancing.