I haven’t been out drinking in a bunch of days. I think I am detoxing after the 3 day hangover I had. I am a pussy, but like to think it’s got more to do with letting my liver relax because Friday night Sam Ronson’s coming to town and I am going to have to be pretty drunk to pull off getting turned on enough to fuck her. I mean I guess she could always just show me her skills by licking my man-pussy. I figure that would be the best revenge on Lohan and her erratic behavior and emails she’s sent me to leave Ronson alone. Sure, I know it won’t happen, but I’ll leave you with that disgusting visual that you can use these links from the stepFORUM to distract yourself from…