UmbilicalFiendWhen I was in middle school we had a surly black man tell us that eminem is a lying scumbag and that 1 in 4 of the girls in the audience were going to be raped.

fuck this mickey mouse bullshit.

dr_rockWhen I was in 8th grade I went to a county prison for a "scared straight" kinda thing. It was more comical than scary, mainly because all of the inmates were in there for DUI or passing bad checks.

They also took us to the Philly morgue (similar reason), which actually did fuck me up.

This guy needs to be beaten.

CharlesSmithI'm sorry, but juggling and a hat does not a clown make. I ain't seen shit for nose, shit for makeup, he's not speaking in gibberish, there's no physicality to what he's doing. If he's a clown he should own the space.

This guy is just a run-of-the-mill abstinence busker. Worse than that, because at least buskers are entertaining enough to get change from tourists.

Sudan no1The dream is very delicate, like this piece of tissue paper. Or like a teenager's hymen, ripped apart by a trobbing clown penis...

Also, never take any risks, kids!

UnderANeonHaloThese parents deserve the crack babies their children will spawn.

CheeseAbstinence only education, the only sex-ed virgins like Mr. Dye are capable of teaching.

Senator_UngerYour continued existence in this life is a risk, kids! Better go kill yourself now! Hurry up, before you make another mistake!

heyitslozeauabstinence means "staying away from things that will harm you"

what like fire you hypocrite?

keep your made up definitions of words and your puritanical view of sex away from my kids.