Razzie!

Awards season is here, and some may have missed those Golden Globes (unless you caught an adult streaming video website, then you’d feel the magic and hear the roar). Fear not, for the Academy Awards are almost here, where usually a tired Count will liveblog his thought and opinions of the show as it happens. But that’s not what’s important, oh no. Bleeding Eyes purists like myself cannot wait for the show that precedes this big one by a mere 24 hours.

The 30th Annual Razzie Awards nominations have arrived, and in honoured tradition, they truly embrace the worst of the previous year’s cinematic exploits. I bet you’re dying to see them, yet I don’t see The Invention Of Lying here (wonder if I’ll get jumped on by someone who held a boom mic on set for saying that)…

Nominations are…

Worst Picture:All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Land Of The Lost
Old Dogs
Transformer: Revenge Of The Fallen