Let's pick up our broken hearts off the floor after hearing the news that Justin Timberlake IS NOT making new music and heal our wounds with this GORG picture of Adam Lambert rocking NEW WHITE-BLOND HAIR. He looks just like David Bowie! Wait, can everyone just take a second to imagine a fierce sing-off competition between Bowie and Lambert? The world would ring out with the sound of windowpanes shattering and minds being blown and unicorns descending upon the streets, nodding and neighing in approval of his beauty.