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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Avert Tragedy

Dear
Rodge:I hope you will
pass this on and save others some grief. My
California community has a neighborhood watch where residents take
turns driving around at night looking for intruders. Since we
have a midnight curfew, anybody except us volunteers is not supposed to
be there. The deal is, if you see someone, and yell the
challenge, he has to respond by flashing his flashlight three
times. So when I challenged this guy and all he did was light up a
cigarette (which is outlawed), I knew it was al-Qaeda and shot
him eighteen times with my Mauser. Oh boy. It was Freddie
Schmukelbauer. That pissy little Maglite he was using looked like
a match, so my mistake (the sheriff didn't charge me). Anyway, that's
why I'm asking you to tell people about the Industrial
Tools 10 Million candlelight power torch. Ain't no mistaking
that sumbitch for a match. You [sic] friend Leon
from Yorba Linda. ( I was the one what sent you the picture of Anna Cornakova(?) with her boob showing. Remember? )