That's not funny.It's not supposed to be. It's supposed to be accurate.

I came from some other website. How did I get to this crap?I own several novelty domain names. Perhaps you clicked on one?

What are you trying to accomplish with this?I play and discuss videogames, music, movies; really "Nerd/Geek" culture in general, on a myriad of platforms. I've begun consolidating all of those profiles into one place: here. My ultimate objective is to make a name for myself as a Content Creator. At least, I think it's worth trying.

Why is your website so drab?I like simplistic colors and lack an art degree.

Well I do have an art degree and it looks awful. Please let me help you.I mean, sure if you want to. I could use logos (beyond the one I've already made), site design advice, and art. I like art, I just can't make it myself. If you want to make something and send it to me, feel free to email it to me.

I looked at your (insert social media profile here) but you don't have any followers, subscribers, or fanbase to speak of. What's up with that?I don't advertise. Spamming people with "like, share, subscribe" is as effective as it is lazy, and (sadly) very of both. If y'all want to like and share my videos, and subscribe to my channel- you're smart- I'm sure you know how to do it, there's no need for me to pester you.

What programs do you use?OBS Studio for gameplay footage/audio, Audacity for voice recording, and Premiere Elements for video editing.

How often will you add to this website/create content.As often as I can. So probably not very often, at the moment.

Why? What difficulties do you experience when trying to make content?Scheduling mostly. I need a time when no one else is around and there are no loud noises to contend with, and I'm not working, which feels like all the time.

What is your day job and do you like it?I am a Web Developer and yes, I do. But I'd rather be paid to play videogames as would most of us, I imagine.

I saw you (playing a game or commenting on a post) and you were being mean to me!Chances are, you deserved it. However, on the off chance I was wrong and you did not deserve my ire, I apologize. I'm normally very calm, if it means anything to you.

If this website is about how awesome you are, why are there no pictures of you?This website isn't about how awesome I am, it's just the result of an effort to consolidate my many internet profiles into one place. Also, I look like Andrew Blanchard and there's no need to inflict more of that upon the world.

Why do you hate Gavin so much?You probably came here via GavinSucks.com. Well, I don't hate him. In fact, I find him rather entertaining and am usually blown away by how knowledgeable he is about cameras, light, and other random shit. I could even direct you to GavinDoesntSuck.com if it means that much to you. But, he does suck. He says it himself almost every video he's in.

Why do you hate Achievement Hunter?I don't hate them either. I do have some points for what I believe to be constructive criticism but I still think they're very funny and would love to work there.

Why do you hate Rooster Teeth?What? No, I don't hate Rooster Teeth. Listen, I'm the kind of fan who, if I don't like something, will stop being involved with it. I love Rooster Teeth and sometimes they make poor decisions and need to be taken to task.

I don't think you'll get hired by Rooster Teeth if you keep trying to "take them to task". If they choose not to hire me solely based on my occasional dissenting opinion, then they wouldn't be the company I think they are and I wouldn't want to work there. I am confident in saying that hiring me would be a great move for them, even if they don't know it yet.