Without doubt, the BEST thread
I have ever ever read and frankly it will never be beaten. It's just incredible. From the first syllable to the last, this is the best thing I've ever read. In fact, I believe Chris has created a work as beautifully-worded and fully-formed as Hamlet. This is a new pinnacle of writing. I am literally blown away by this. It's just... seminal.

to be honest. I know some girls from an all girl's school and some of them are in Lower 6th now. I swear they are so unbelievably hot, compared to the stock at uni. I love being home for this reason. 16 year old all girls school girls love 18 year old idealistic uni students whoop!