Every time I watch footage of Knuckles in Sonic Boom I feel like he’s been through a horrible accident that deformed him horribly and caused serious brain damage. It makes me feel both anger towards the people responsible for it and pitty towards Knuckles. Why did they have to make him into an idiotic beefcake? WHY?

YES! I was hoping they would notice that Knuckles could do the Rising Taco!

Honestly, there were parts of this game that really made me sad. Like after they used the glitch to jump the big gate and they started the running section, some of that was actually really cool level design. It has the potential to be awesome. Imagine that running as smooth as the day stages from Sonic Unleashed! Seeing the potential, it was imperative that steps be taken to kill the frame rate and slow the whole thing down by about 75%. “We almost had something there, boys. That was a close one.”