Trump Make America Great Again Red Cap Collectible Ornament
"Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament. Yuge.
I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right."

Moleskine Small Backpack
"Society didn't tell me to buy this backpack, I told myself to buy this backpack. Society would have told me it was a terrible idea to take out a loan the size of a brand new customized Camaro with an installed super charged engine but my vegan leather backpack makes a good pillow as I stare at the stars at night and congratulate myself on how much of a nonconformist I am."

The Seafarer keyboard
"Sure, you can get a keyboard with macro keys, backlighting, and USB pass through for 1/10 of the price, but none of the other keyboards have a map of the sea as the backplate!"

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water
"Accidental purchase and nothing against Spongebob but I can think of about 200 different ways I could've spent $20 instead of on this. Thanks Amazon for making it so simple to purchase even my dog can purchase items if he has the remote."