I feel like a lone voice speaking out for every woman who is either short, fashionable, or just likes to look sexy every now and then. Even the Queen Mother refused to give them up. Did her killer heels kill her off? No, quite.

Don’t worry girls. I will not give up on this. The unions will not have their way and defeminise us into a short, sensible shoe wearing sexless gender.

Of course the most important issue at yesterday’s conference was Gordon’s massive U-turn in terms of what he says. This video by Tim Montgomerie is brilliant.

However, what Gordon does and what he says are two entirely different things. What he does is what the unions want him to do and what he says is what the pollsters tell him the people want to hear.