VIDEO: This Song About Chinese Food May Be Worse Than "Friday"

Suddenly, we really, really wish it was "Friday." No, we're not suffering from a serious case of the Mondays — OK, maybe a little. It's because there's a new song on the Interwebs that makes Rebecca Black's hit song look, and sound like, Grammy gold.

"Chinese Food" is about — you guessed it! — egg rolls, chop suey, ch-ch-ch-chow mein and all your favorite Chinese takeout staples. Surprisingly (not), "Chinese Food" comes from songwriter Patrice Wilson, aka the guy that penned "Friday." Just like "Friday" also, "Chinese Food" is also sung by an incredibly young and adorable girl who will come to regret her claim to "fame" 10 years from now.

The big question is: What do you love more? Friday? Or Chinese food? Do you prefer driving around in the back seat of a convertible or playing Monopoly with a guy dressed up as a panda and then rolling around in a meadow with said panda? It's time for some tough choices!