As A sheepy I of course am propositioned so many times every day that I need to employ a secretary and a few lookalike stand ins !...so..when a couple of young filly’s propositioned me to join them for a sesh I was naturally thrilled !

Ewe can imagine my surprise when I realised that the seiche in question was not what I thought but the study of a Tidal Movement in a lake..

Look...here's a lake.

[ Invalid Attachment ] A Lake earlier today.

Nice eh ?..being delivered next Tuesday..

Anyway..it seems that a tidal movement of water in a lake is called a Seche ?...what I'd like to know is how does one get a tidal movement in a lake ?..what happens when the tidal movement hits the other side ?..and why is it called a seiche ? (sound french)

ewe see....it's like this...I just simply do not know !..me wants to know....and ewe can tell me !

...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

Apparently a seiche isn't necessarily tidal - it is a resonance in a lake. A bit like if you make waves in a bath at the right speed those waves get larger and larger until the floor gets wet, and you get shouted at.

They can be driven by wind, or small earthquakes, They will have a much longer period than other waves in a lake, and so in a big lake they may appear like tides. Apparently in Lake Eire they can get up to 5m high with a period of about 16 hours.

Apparently a seiche isn't necessarily tidal - it is a resonance in a lake. A bit like if you make waves in a bath at the right speed those waves get larger and larger until the floor gets wet, and you get shouted at.

They can be driven by wind, or small earthquakes, They will have a much longer period than other waves in a lake, and so in a big lake they may appear like tides. Apparently in Lake Eire they can get up to 5m high with a period of about 16 hours.

At last...some info !! []

Wooo.....a period of 16 hours !...now that is slow. I gather this makes the occurrence quite rare indeed. Thanks Dave....ewe should do this kind of thing for a living ewe know......ewe never know...there may even be a radio show in this somewhere !! []