I would like to know which Sabbath: Ozzy or Dio? And to which Christmas song? I will reserve judgment on this gentleman until then.

A 33-year-old man in Madison, Wisconsin was arrested after he threw a beer bottle at a bartender who changed music in the bar from BLACK SABBATH to a Christmas song, police said in a press release posted Monday.

'Twas the day before Christmas, and I asked the young fellow I work with, "Which shall it be? Christmas music, or Black Sabbath?" True story. We went the easy route, and put on a YouTube video with 8 straight hours of Christmas music and a fireplace. Next time, he doesn't get a vote.

And then there's this. I met one of my friends because of this in high school. He knew the AMV, I knew Weird Al. He was singing it walking through the halls, I joined him and started singing it itt, and we've been friends since.

"Arms are honor; slaves have neither."

"I am Chaos, I am alive...and I tell you that you are free!" -Eris Discordia