Here’s another comedy piece that I wrote for the fine folks at Runt Of The Web. This is a back to school special, focusing on the only kid in town who’s eager for the summer to end so he can get back to school. I’ll give you a hint on who it is: it’s the one in the trench coat.

Here’s a piece I wrote for Runt Of The Web about why real friends never let their friends start a record label. Don’t enable these poor, desperate souls. You’re never putting your kid through college by hawking Moby Grape reissues.