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Each order includes 16 delicious cookies.
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O’Dell’s Monster

$12.00

Brian O’Dell can sing. He can do many things very well: play the piano, program computers, arrange music, wear Spandex bike shorts… But most of all, he can sing. This cookie is inspired by Brian O’Dell’s voice and lovingly presented to you. It’s the incredible harmony of Peanut M&M’s blended with chocolate chip cookies. It’s like eating Brian’s...

Brian O’Dell can sing. He can do many things very well: play the piano, program computers, arrange music, wear Spandex bike shorts… But most of all, he can sing. This cookie is inspired by Brian O’Dell’s voice and lovingly presented to you. It’s the incredible harmony of Peanut M&M’s blended with chocolate chip cookies. It’s like eating Brian’s voice! Not at all weird!

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Each order includes 16 delicious cookies.
Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
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