Modern suburban McMansion, horse-drawn car-thing. What a bizzare land of contrasts!
Can anyone suggest where this might be? It would need to be wealthy enough for housing like that, but no so uptight (like our first world countries) that the police would be all over you for a non-regulation vehicle…

name not important

#3 ohh man, thats not natural

Frank

"I know I wished for some deep throat, But this is ridiculous!"

DaddyD

Not natural for you, maybe. Very natural for this gentleman.

Keep in mind that he probably thinks you look funny.

splash down

but Oak Express is

ThatGuy

This is shopped. There are some people who "extend" there necks (it really just pushes the shoulders down) but its never that dramatic. Also the pixels.

danish dude

No, it's not natural. It's also not an African nor a real photo. It's shopped and the dude is from New Guinea. The rings are from an asian woman. When you use these rings, it isn't the neck that's made longer, it's the bones around the neck (dont know their English name) that are pushed down.

Edge

#3 Lord of the Rings – or am I stretching for that one?

D.S.

So many good technological, scientific, and medical discoveries have come from Africa in the past few hundred years. I think this post is a testament to the greatness of the continent.

JonBoy

such as?

D.S.

/sigh
Please tell me you aren't that thick

JonBoy

please tell to what you are referring to

Frank

Referring to Western scientists doing research on plant and animal life in Africa, and finding things to help the people of the world.

Why is it offensive? Because it's Africa and not West Virginia? Because the people in it are black instead of redneck hicks or crazy fake Chinese ripoffs with a poor command of English? Are there no idiots on the entire continent of Africa that can be made fun of? Perhaps their positions as subaltern victims of European colonialism somehow renders any attempt to derive humor from people doing stupid things as implicitly racist? Get over yourself and lighten up. There are just as many fools in Africa worthy of our derision as there are in the rest of the world.

Katie

#8 Note the little baby

Tre

Tig Ole Bitty hanging out too.

Woodrowrules

#13 That dude ain't playing

Futbolero

almost sure he's not african neither

AP All Day!

Good old Afghan Police by the looks of it

HobbesLeviathan

Yup, Afghan Uniformed Police…you can see the Afghan flag patch on his right arm.

And the machinegun (PKM) looks extra huge because Afghans tend to be on the short and skinny side.

OpMongoose

Thank you, I thought it was like a BAR but I figured those are pretty hard to get and they sure as fuck didn't make it that far. Is that gun made by FN ? (conversation for the brigade but KCCO)

Dr_StrangePants

Not to the American BDU's that are out of focus on the upper left hand corner

CaptainObvious

Yup, good old crooked ass AP. Might want to unfuck that link before he tries to do anything with it.

Si1entStatic

until he blows thru that ammo in 5 seconds on full auto…. Then it's "U mad BRO, Just playin"

Ned Plimpton

#3 Now THAT is the weirdest boner!

Tanner

#19

This gives a new definition to the phrase "wireless headset"

DaddyD

Ear phone?

D.S.

blacktooth

http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

i think that's just in poor taste DS

november juliet

in-ear sound system

Anon

This is why they can't have nice things.

Dr_StrangePants

Oh Dear God….What are my Hipster Students going to do when they see this?

Del

#26 we got a hammerhead, Bitches love hammerheads

Underbaker

It's Hammer time.

Csquaredapparel

#18 but I don't wanna…

Blue

Goes right along with #8

hark1985

baaaaaaaaaack off

goglas

get married

Match Maker

…marry your daughter!

Allah

rag headed goat fucker

Tre

Eloping?

Lowrent75

Uh-oh. Where is stuf and his nonsensical rant?

AyatollahTrolla

HAHA I was just thinking the same thing!

theblenny

#5 All dem cops for a week old plant.

logic

Yes, one picture tells the whole story. There couldn't possibly be more to it. Not a chance.

Magnus

#5 This is Brazil, almost Africa.

Futbolero

you beat me to it

hark1985

FTW

hm.

Looks like Philadelphia to me..

Big_Hairy_Si

This African, if you're 'Merican.

mkpo

So Brazil is almost Africa?
Guess America is almost Europe then.

Learn some geopolitics.
And FUCK YOU.

Steohawk

Me thinks that your sarcasm detector is out of batteries.

Cantaloupe

geo… politics… wtf? I don't think that word means what you think it means; but we already know you talk more than you think.

Emygdio

And yet it's on a.. DIFFERENT CONTINENT!

Bruno

I thought sarcasm was a common thing these days.

S'pose I'm wrong.

no sir

#7
Don't ever fuck with an elephant if it has that fifth leg…

tmach81

#19

F*ck your $100 Blue tooth headset. It's called improvise

JustSuper

Actually its called improvisation. But who's counting?

luckyB

#3 um is that a slinky? if it is youre doing it wrong….

Bob

It's cluck cluck the bobble head!!

Steve

#10 Cue the Ruff Ryders Anthem

hark1985

That's how ruff riders roll

Anomanom

Now playing that song!

jean.

seeee.. Chive does support African American culture.

amandajean

I'm pretty sure this is redundant.

Lil John

Not a whole lot of "American" in that but I take your point.

Jayyy

#23 Either way works 😉

HatBomb

stuf is going to shit himself on this one, prepare for troll level 99.

passwordistaco

Holy shit, just the thought of him checking this out made my day, thank you sir.

Engage

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