This doesn't happen in North Dakota, if we're lucky the only thing we wake up in is a frozen block of ice. It was so cold here, I once got up in the middle of the night to take a piss and it froze on exit all the way back up my urethra, needless to say I ripped it out and went back to my mammoth skin blanket.

This is like when I was a kid and I went to bed thinking it was going to snow later that night and I would have a snow day, but then I woke up to find that the snow storm missed us and I had to go to school.