Manchester United and England star Ashley Young got the Taiwanese animation treatment. Not normally a fan of these, though bonus references to Klinsmann and to Young treating his body like an amusement park in front of unsuspecting women on webcams pushes this one over the top.

I have long advocated summary execution of police officers in situations like this. For one thing, their job requires a higher standard of care than the average person, and for another, we have the right to defend helpless members of our family from excessive force by outsiders, police or otherwise. The rule should be simple: if you’re a cop and you recklessly kill an innocent, you forfeit your right to life.

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The chairman of the PFA has come out saying that Young is not a diver but Andy Carroll should be retrospectively banned for diving.

While I know they’re human and to err is human, that oath requires police officers to handle situations with a higher standard than the everyday person. It reads like the investigation is ongoing (the dashboard camera evidence, for instance), so I’ll withhold judgment. But it sounds like absolute wrong place at wrong time for that poor dog.