Shady Will be on One of Four Sports Illustrated Covers This Week

This week’s issue of Sports Illustrated, their annual Fantasy Football preview, will feature LeSean McCoy on the cover. Or, at least 25% of them will, as Shady shares carries with Eddie Lacy, Jamaal Charles, and UCLA’s Brett Hundley. Somewhere, Adrian Peterson just looked at all of those covers and thought, “Wait, what the fuck?”

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When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.

I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. You’re gonna have fun, and I’m gonna have fun… We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!