So I ride the elevator up to the second floor because it’s easier than taking the stairs (that’s confession No. 1) and sometimes when I’m in the elevator I’ll … adjust my ladies. You know … my bra ladies. I know! It’s gross and embarrassing!!! And I wouldn’t be telling you except I did it in the elevator the other day and looked up and noticed there’s a camera right above me. So to the person monitoring that camera: I’m sorry. And … you’re welcome? OMG.

If your Boobs look like Katy Perry’s then the security guard should be thanking you, if they look like some deflated old lady boobs then YOU do need to apoligize for subjecting their eyes to such torture!:)