Things are still mostly fine, no shakes or anything, but I’m feelin’ a Best withdrawal coming on. I’m really hoping there’s a nice Payet fix not toooo far down the line. There’s a few asses still left that PB hasn’t tapped yet and they’re itchin’ for it.

It’s just a cut to the left
And then a stab to the right
Slice his hands and his hips
And lop his knees off tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really neuters him ta-a-a-ame,
Let’s do the troll warp again!

Never heard of em – but some cursory internet research later, I’m thinking that’s either got to be intentional, or it’s an uncanny coincidence. Probably intentional, I think.
source: http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/sqlgrl.htm

Just got caught up after having been gone for a long, long time. Like, before the big reveal of them being in a game long time.
Love the way this comic has evolved over the years. Seems pretty obvious that Best and Keynes are played by the same person somehow. Kinda curious how that works.
I’m guessing that Harky is one of the non-embedded PCs. I’ve been going over actions trying to figure out who outside the Five are real people and who are NPCs. Pretty sure I’ve got them all nailed down.

That just doesn’t hold up in practice. Deer are too stupid to live – put headlights on something and they will take off at a dead run from a mile away just to jump in front of it. And possums? Too stupid – and tough – to die. The pea-brain herbivores would run towards danger, and the pea-brain marsupials would be blindly scurrying around, underfoot and everywhere.

Timmi, just spread the word to everyone except the deer and possums, and get the hell outta Dodge.

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