So, like any lady who is determined to make that kind of relationship work, I brought my (pretty large) dildo/vibrator combo with me to the other side of the world.

I was really worried it was going to start buzzing in my bag, give everyone a terrorist scare, and cause me to slowly die of embarrassment. (I also couldn’t stop thinking the TSA officers were laughing at the dildo shape they saw on the X-ray machine.)

But none of the above happened (I think) and I safely got myself and my sex toy to my apartment in China.

After a year, though, I started backpacking around different countries and bringing a full-on vibrator wasn’t an option. I actually threw my trusty friend in the bottom of a trash bag and put it in the trash. (I really hope no one ever found it.)

Recently, I discovered an answer to my discreet sex toy prayers: the Womanizer 2GO — a clit stimulator that's so small, it looks like a perfume bottle or a lipstick. And while it's not exactly as small as a real lipstick tube, it’s not obvious it's a naughty little sex toy, either.

The Womanizer sex toy actually looks like a lipstick, except it's made out of a soft material and the middle is perfectly hollowed out to fit right where it needed to go.

I was a little confused at first because I thought the Womanizer sex toy was a vibrator. But once I switched it on, I could feel a sucking sensation, and it was, well, pretty fantastic.

It wasn't like vacuum cleaner suction but more like the kind of suction and pressure you feel when someone is giving you EXCELLENT oral sex. The circular, hollowed-out lipstick middle fit perfectly over my clitoris, and just sucked away to orgasm. You can change up the speed and intensity of it, too!