I’ve always been jealous of people who can open beer bottles in strange ways. The best I can do is with my forearm, as I have no interest in damaging my wonderful teeth or eye socket. But for other people, it just ends up looking kind of cool. I wish I could do it by snapping my fingers and making the cap spin on my index tip like a basketball so I can flick it into a trash can on the other side of the room and then wink at a girl and say, “Game winner, pretty lady.” I’d probably be considered the coolest guy on Earth at that point.

Hey, who’s ready for some baseball?

MLB

Rangers at Yankees – 7 PM ET on ESPN 2

Cubs at Brewers – 8 PM ET on WGN

One game features a battle between two contenders that have legitimate shots at winning their divisions or at least a wild card spot. The other game features the Cubs and the Brewers.

College World Series

Game 3: UCLA vs. Mississippi State – 8 PM ET on ESPN

What’s that? UCLA won 8-0 last night to defeat Miss. St. and win its first baseball championship in program history? Geez, you’d think people would report about that.

the first time i attended a high school party where drinking was involved, two friends got into a competition to see who could open a bottle with the most ridiculous object.
a half hour later, there were opened coronas everywhere, and not nearly enough people willing to drink them.

Back in HS during “beach week,” I attempted opening a bottle of Corona on the curb after seeing it done in a movie. I successfully opened it and sliced my hand on the broken neck at the same time. It was night time and went swimming right after so nobody noticed. I looked like a cool SOB doing it, but fuck if I ever did that shit again.