30 November 2012

Thoughts for today .....Five of them are four of them and six of them are three:Eight of them are five of them - whatever can they be?!YYURYYUBICURYY4MeLittle birdie flying highDropped a message through the sky.Said the farmer, wiping his eye'Damn good thing that cows can't fly'!I love you so dearly, I love you so mightyI wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie.Oh, don't be mistaken, don't be misled;I mean on the clothesline, and not in the bed!

If the Gbmtput:If the Gbfulldon't put:

Grandpa's getting old and grey,His whiskers get in Grandma's wayAnd when she chews them in her sleepShe dreams she's eating shredded wheat!I chose this page because it's pinkBut what to write I cannot thinkThe future lies before you like a path of driven snow;Be careful how you tread it as every step will show.A fly and a flea in a flueWere imprisoned so what could they do?Let us fly said the flea,Let us flee said the flySo they flew through a flaw in the flue.There once were two cats of KilkennyEach thought 'that is one cat too many'So they fought and they fitAnd they scratched and they bit'Til (excepting their nailsAnd the tips of their tails)Instead of two cats there weren't any.Under the sea, fast asleepThere lies Jenny fast asleepAll the fishes hold their noses'Cause of the smell of Jenny's toses.Moses supposes his toses are rosesBut Moses supposes eroneously

Roses are redViolets are blueSomeone is smellingSo let it not be you!and finally: Betty Botter bought some butterBut the butter Betty Botter bought was bitter butter.So Betty Butter went and bought some butterThat was better than the bitter butterBetty Botter bought before!(see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Botter)