Princess, my girl, I just watched the whole season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night and I gotta wait for my brain to recharge itself before I can vote, operate heavy machinery, make a new will, and voice political opinions. In fact, I may not be allowed to ever do any of those things again. But as an avowed Libertarian (phew, almost spelt librarian) my vote and my opinion was never worth a turd in a goldmine in Oklahoma nohow. You sure look disapproving in that picture, darlin'. Still beautiful as ever, though.

Ah, yes, RG, but as you know the human plans, but the bunn commands. I wouldn't worry about repercussions a great deal. The secret in Secret Service is that there is no service. Lovely as The Princess is, they haven't the good taste to look her way for bunnies. Nipping ankles is the privilege of bunn royalty, and while I may daydream, as a bean, I must go vote.