Toucher & Rich: Long Hair And Drugs Go Hand In Hand?

Manny Ramirez #1 of the Oakland Athletics before the start of a spring training baseball game against the Cincinnati Reds at the Phoenix Municipal Stadium on March 10, 2012 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Former Red Sox left fielder Manny Ramirez, who was released by the Oakland A’s over the weekend, spent most of the season with the Triple-A Sacramento River Cats.

However, a fan that watches their games was not impressed with Manny’s choice of hair style. It upset her so much that she picked up her phone and called the River Cats’ front office to complain.

Lucky for us, no one was there to answer her call so she left a very long voicemail where she touches on a lot of points. She believe that Manny’s dreads could injure opposing players, and that there is a connection between long hair and drug use.

This woman also made a connection between having long hair and unwholesomeness spreading across America.