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Originally Posted by JettaKnight

From the another, now closed, thread.

911: what's you emergency?
C: There is a guy here with a gun at the walmart...
911: What he doing?
C: He's buying fishing rods.
911: We'll send the entire police department at once to get him.
C: The maniac is looking a fishing lures now.
911: OMG, Frank get on the horn to the National Guard and the FBI

Originally Posted by SkinNFluff

At a family gathering, my sister was getting ready to leave. She walked up and gave me a hug and said "Your phone is poking me." I smiled and replied simply with "That's not my phone".

Originally Posted by Leggdpms

...he said alright sir and shaked my hard and said he has respect...

Originally Posted by Shadow8088

I cocked my head to the side a little and was admiring his piece.

Originally Posted by JettaKnight

And seriously, where are those testicles being served? I want to just shove a handful into my mouth.

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"no longer openly carry guns"... CCW apparently is still allowed

Thanks,

Jeff

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