I would accept your kind words, dear sir, but I make no such efforts. For you see, I gather all of my weight in my stomach, while others have their stomach, thighs, rear, and the like inflate. So my legs, rear, and arms don't get incredibly flabby. Before I lost all this weight and started getting firmer with petemagyar, I still had a nice ass. When all else was lost, when I was a piece of walking fat shit, I still had a but that women loved to grab.

If you're talking about my grammar, I was saying that it was there in its present state when the rest of my body went to shit.If you're asking about its physical location in the present, I insist that it's right here waiting for you to rock out and kick ass on the LSATs first.