How to attract a goth girl....hmmmm

how does one attract a goth girl?
im not goth but i have recently found a very very very hot one and i dont know how i would go about gettin her
like...what would i say? "hey..maybe i can stab you sometime??" "hey, my love for you is so strong I carved your name in my forearm with a razor"

"I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye...but thats just me." - Bas Rutten
"YEA BUDDAY!!! LIGHTWEIGHT!!!" - Ronnie Coleman
"You put the Devil on the other side and I will come to fight." - Royce Gracie

how does one attract a goth girl?
im not goth but i have recently found a very very very hot one and i dont know how i would go about gettin her
like...what would i say? "hey..maybe i can stab you sometime??" "hey, my love for you is so strong I carved your name in my forearm with a razor"

Just talk to her like you would any other girl. I dress preppy (or so Im told), and supposedly Im everything that goths/punk chicks are supposed to hate, but Ive hung out with those girls quite a bit. I actually like them more than I like other people that dress like me because they dont care what other people think, and seem to be a lot more open and down to earth.

Just talk to her like you would any other girl. I dress preppy (or so Im told), and supposedly Im everything that goths/punk chicks are supposed to hate, but Ive hung out with those girls quite a bit. I actually like them more than I like other people that dress like me because they dont care what other people think, and seem to be a lot more open and down to earth.

ok im gonna try that...

if that fails im gonna be like "hey...how bout we write death poems for each other and blow out candles after we recite them to each other in the dimming darkness before i sodomize you gently with a two sided dagger"
if that wont get her...nothin will!

"I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye...but thats just me." - Bas Rutten
"YEA BUDDAY!!! LIGHTWEIGHT!!!" - Ronnie Coleman
"You put the Devil on the other side and I will come to fight." - Royce Gracie

get your b/f to 18%
don't go outside in the sun for 6 months, get a nice sickly pale look going
wear makeup, eye liner & some eye shadow
wear girl pants and some no-name shoes from walmart(black obviously)
purchase a dog-collar with spikes or spiked wrist units from the mall
grow your hair out long and dye it even though your roots are blonde

& criticize every other member of society as being corporate lemmings with no style of their own while you sit in the corner with your buddies who are dressed identical to you

im not skinny and pale...but i am violent, angry, and i beat the **** out of people for fun
think shell like me?

"I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye...but thats just me." - Bas Rutten
"YEA BUDDAY!!! LIGHTWEIGHT!!!" - Ronnie Coleman
"You put the Devil on the other side and I will come to fight." - Royce Gracie

Is it me or do goths stop being goths after high school? I remember my high school was crawling with goths, and now that I'm in college I have seen only one. However, emos have taken their place which has led me to believe that emos are just converted goths.

Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that, unless we love truth, we cannot know it.

Is it me or do goths stop being goths after high school? I remember my high school was crawling with goths, and now that I'm in college I have seen only one. However, emos have taken their place which has led me to believe that emos are just converted goths.

how does one attract a goth girl?
im not goth but i have recently found a very very very hot one and i dont know how i would go about gettin her
like...what would i say? "hey..maybe i can stab you sometime??" "hey, my love for you is so strong I carved your name in my forearm with a razor"

This is what you do. Dress in all jet black. Die your hair black. Wear black lipstick. Paint your fingernails and toenails black. Wear black eyeliner. Whiten up your face with make up, if you have to.

Then crawl up to her and savagely scream:

I am without love, without mercy, beyond form, beyond time. I am in PAIN- PAIN is me. I am the SUFFERING of the universe, SUFFERING am I.

Hate has to spring spontaneously from within: and it is in no way amenable to any form of inner or outer force. Evil and darkness go together; and is to be forced upon everyone, it must be awakened within all through darkness itself. Those who do not have it catch it from those who have it. True darkness is unconquerable and irresistible and it goes on gathering power and spreading itself, until eventually it transforms everyone whom it touches.

You can't rip the skin off the snake. The snake must molt the skin. That's the rate it happens. Fear not moving slowly but never moving at all.

SATAN IS A PERFECT MIRROR SINCE THERE'S NO ONE THERE.

YOU ARE ALL DARKNESS. YOU ARE THE PAIN. YOU ARE THE BLOOD. YOU ARE THE INSANITY. YOU ARE THE DESIRE TO BE DEAD. YOU ARE DEATH.

And watch her tremble in absolute admiration and gothic-love.

The more mass you have, the more ass you get.
The more cash you make, the more class you get.