I don’t know which would be worse, that you’re intentionally just going to keep trying the same horribly transparent reverse psychology in the hopes that it will suddenly start working or that you honestly believe what you’re saying and feel all proud of it.

Look, I’m not here to hold your hand and explain grade school level jokes, that you’re over-thinking, to you and I certainly don’t need to prove anything to you or anyone else here, especially regarding our respective intelligence levels.

Now you just sit there and wait, like I said. Someone will come along and explain to you eventually and you can act all aloof and say “that’s stupid!” and/or “see you totally didtent know either broooo!” and maybe everyone else that sees it will even believe it, but you and I both know you’ll just continue feeling justifiably stupid on the inside, and I’m perfectly satisfied with that.

No, it’s not wrong. This is an old (and stupid) joke with many variations, all of them having the same number of blondes as number of explanations. Specifically, I’ve heard the same thing before except with 3 blonde women.

KingSpib is right. The joke was told wrong and everyone here is trying to figure out who the fifth blonde is when it was just a mistake. Funny how blondes can figure this out but no one else seems to be able to.

yes i came to the same conclusion as spib but what i was trying to figure out was where does epicfail see the win in the joke if its told wrong?… and bless kingspib for thinking i was trying reverse psychology on him to make fun of him… im not that evil spib i was being honest when i said i didnt get the joke mate

but even if their was a fifth blond and he had to explain five times once to each blonde, how is that a blonde joke?..it doesnt matter what colour hair they have or what type of joke it was, he’d still have to explain the joke 5 times….this isnt a blonde joke, it’s a pointless conversation between a blind man and a blonde man…the only thing i see funny about this whole joke is that the blind man walked into a bar…i could watch video’s of blind people walking into bars and lampposts all day

That if you explain it once to one then you’re way over your head from the start. So, he knows (the blind guy) that he’s gonna have to explain it once to all of them, and then turn around and do it to each one individually. 1+4=5

Well, you keep bringing him up out of nowhere to defend his honor, so you clearly have some pretty strong feelings for him, and if you have strong feelings for him then obviously the next step would be hot sweaty buttsex. You filthy fuck.

spib i get it i really do, blondes are thick, but in order for it to be a joke it first has to be funny and second it has to make sense…now this is a blonde joke…There’s a brunet women, blonde woman and a ginger women. They’re being chased by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside there are 3 empty potato sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In comes the copper and see’s these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to the first one and kicks it. The brunet women shouts out, “Woof Woof”, and the copper thinking it’s just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second sack. The ginger women yells out, “Me-ow me-ow”, he leaves this one as well thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks it, and the blonde women yells out.. “Potatoes Potatoes..!”

spib, i want you to conduct a little experiment…tell people my joke and the one on epic fail and see what one gets scrutinized the most, i dont care if it doesnt even make people lol i just want to know what one gets ripped apart

I know a lot of people accused you of portraying multiple accounts on this website, but I’m starting to think that there are a few people on here that REALLY change accounts on here rather frequently. You know what I’m saying?

I’m certain of it. I’ve never. I’ve only changed my name on occasion and I frequently change my avatar. You were just talking to someone that changes accounts about every three months. He’s a tacky bastard.

I’ve changed my name to Spock and a certain fuckwits name that I won’t mention. Other than that I’ve just changed my avatar. I think I’ll change accounts sometime soon. I think it’s wise. I think someone will hunt me down and try to have buttsex with me if I don’t.

I guess it doesn’t really matter. I’m over it. Fred, I do remember you putting your youtube info on here once or twice. I would like to formally mention that 2lolo has removed birthing videos from his favorites playlist.

Why would you think that me and Fred would be the same person? Do you understand how sad of a predicament that would be? How low of a person would you have to be to have a conversation with yourself? I’ve had many conversations with Fred.

i know because you’re “all” equally pissed at my “assumption”, if someone said i was all these people, i would be like yeah i am, so what, and then i would move on… i wouldnt be all like fuck you, your dumb ,kill ya self

We’re completely different people. I wish there were people here from the past that could help and back me up. I don’t know what the big deal is. If you don’t have multiple accounts yourself, then what is the big deal?

I get it and I’m blonde…geish people. The blind man is a blonde too meaning he’d have to explain it to himself as well. (You guys are probably thinking he can’t see his haircolor, but it’s probably the fact that he’s delusionally blind thinking he’s a brunette because he would have been able to ask the man a question if he couldn’t actually see