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Sunday, May 29, 2011

DUmmies Swallow Anthony's Weiner Excuse

If there is one thing the DUmmies are good at it is swallowing Weiner. Yes, they just can't get enough Weiner because Congressman Anthony Weiner is one of the most liberal members of Congress. So when Weiner gets stuck in a scandal, the DUmmies have no choice but to swallow the lame Weiner excuse that he really didn't send out a photo of his Weiner encased in underwear via Twitter to a Co-ed in Washington State because his account was supposedly hacked. The strange thing here is that Weiner has yet to complain to authorities about his hacked account but the DUmmie's continue to swallow the Weiner excuse as you can see in this THREAD, "Anthony Weiner: Hackers posted lewd photos on Twitter" as well as this THREAD, "Breitbart publishes risqué photo, claims it’s Anthony Weiner’s wiener." It's a real hoot to read both these DUmmie threads because we know where it is all leading. It is called FREUDENSCHADE, baby! BTW, will the Weiner resign? A Republican Congressman from NY has already resigned because he posted a shirtless photo of himself but will a Weiner count? So let us now watch the DUmmies swallowing the Weiner excuse in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent noting that any story involving Weiner gets the immediate attention of Ben Burch, is in the [brackets]:

Anthony Weiner: Hackers posted lewd photos on Twitter

[Which is why Weiner immediately notified authorities so they could investigate...NOT!]

Rep. Anthony Weiner says social networking identity hacking is to blame for the lewd material that a conservative news website reported was sent from his Twitter and yfrog handles to an unidentified woman from Seattle, Washington.

[Not so unidentified. We already know she attends WHATCOM Community College in the Seattle area. These jokes keep writing themselves.]

The New York Democrat told POLITICO he thought it “obvious” that his account had been taken over, and he tweeted that his Facebook account had been hacked with the abbreviation “FB hacked.”

[If Weiner were really hacked then WHY hasn't he notified the authorities?]

A photo of a man’s bulging gray boxer-brief underwear was posted to Weiner’s account with yfrog — an online image-sharing site — on Saturday night, according to biggovernment.com, which is run by Andrew Breitbart. The photograph is from the waist down, and shows no face.

[If it was bulging then it probably wasn't Anthony's Weiner but it was still sent from his account.]

“The weiner gags never get old, I guess, ” the veteran lawmaker emailed a POLITICO reporter in response on Saturday.

[Weiner has always been a joke and now let us watch the DUmmies swallowing Anthony's lame Weiner excuse...]

I certainly hope he turns this over to the proper law enforcmentthe kid who hacked Palin's Yahoo email got a year of Federal time for this type of thing.

[And of course, Weiner IMMEDIATELY notified the authorities about this hack job, right? Ironically if some kid got a year of Federal time then he would get a lot more Weiner than he counted on...except we already KNOW who the culprit is...and it isn't some anonymous kid.]

I knew those monsters would go after Weiner. They always attack the best of us. Psychopaths always attack your strengths. Grrrrr

[Don't they also go after Weiner in Greenwich Village?]

Hacking is a crime, and these repuke thugs may not realize it, but they are in deep shit

[And now Weiner can stick it to them...unless he already knows who did the hack job.]

They messed with the wrong person this time. Anthony Weiner is not going to be silent while they go after him. This could actually be a good thing.What I wanted to really say was Weiner will not take this laying down.... sorry Anthony - you're the best!

[Weiner will take it standing up. However the "strange" thing here is that Weiner is completely silent after sputtering the lame hacked excuse. And now for more DUmmies swallowing the Weiner excuse on this THREAD.]

Breitbart publishes risqué photo, claims it’s Anthony Weiner’s wiener

[Weiner's weiner is in hot water.]

Andrew Breitbart's "Big Government" website has published a racy photo that it claims was Tweeted by New York Representative Anthony Weiner to an unnamed recipient.

[The biggest surprise was that it was sent to a WOMAN.]

Weiner has claimed that his Facebook account was hacked and that, while the photo did appear on his Twitter feed, he did not send it. The photo shows a man's erect penis outlined in a pair of tight boxer briefs. Today, Breitbart has been taunting Weiner via Twitter, claiming that he has "much more" scandalous material to reveal.

[Would that material be a Weiner smothered in mayo? And now to read yet more DUmmies swallowing the Weiner excuse...]

Wiener? Is that the male equivalent to a woman's hooha? What's wrong with naming things what they are?

[Should we call it by its scientific name? "Tallywhacker?"]

Breitbart is not very bright to mess with Anthony Weiner. He will get his ass kicked.

[Don't mess with Anthony's Weiner. Take note TSA agents.]

99% of New Yorkers don't give a shit either way. Weiner is engaged to Hillary's personal assistant. She may care, if it's true... which I doubt. But that's between them.

[Actually Weiner is married to Hillary's beard, Huma, but Weiner has never come between them.]

Is it circumcised?

[Ben Burch is already circumcising it up.]

Anthony seems like a tighty whitey kind of guy.

[Boxers or Briefs? Sometimes that question is actually relevant in politics.]

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