After postponing their US East Coast Armageddon Tour in November, death metal heavyweights Six Feet Under just announced a string of eight shows in Europe for this December. The veterans will perform in Germany, Austria and Slovakia, that's it. Well, better than nothing. Chris Barnes and company will showcase their latest album Unborn on the Xmas In Hell Tour with support from Nox Vorago and Vredehammer.

Comments Chris Barnes: "Look out Europe we're coming to kill you! Looking seriously forward to shedding some blood across Europe for our annual Xmas in Hell tour! Should be a killer ride with all these great new upcoming bands we're bringing along with us! Hope to see all of you diehard death metal fans at all the shows for an up close and personal evening with the murderers Six Feet Under! See you there!"

I just wanted t post here: "please stay away. You were already here with your crappy death metal earlier in 2013. No one wants to see you."

Thank God there's no Dutch date on the list. There are however 5 dates, but the again the Germans have Always been famous for their shit taste in death metal and loads of other sorts of metal.

Didn't they try to turn electronic dance music into metal with the "Neue Deutsche Härte"? That alone should be a good example of their shit taste... hahahaha
Not to be mean to any Germans here. I'm mostly just kidding. Hell, even I used to like Rammstein a little bit.

But yeah, Six Feet Under is about as boring as you can get with death metal. Every time I think they're finally about to play an interesting riff, the beat it to death and then drag it through a mile of glass-filled shit until there's absolutely nothing left of it that's appealing.

It doesn't help them that Chris Barnes is a cunt who acts like he's some kind of death-metal-diva.