Posted:28th Nov 2013You can!!! But you also catch a disease that if you bump into anyone your exact change ness will be passed onto them. You bump into me at some random poi festival and now I have your blessing of exact change and you are merely you again.

I wish that a poi festival would come over here so I could chill with other POI spinners.

Posted:28th Nov 2013you gain wisdom in granting wishes but lose all knowledge of poi and in despair decide to live your life in a bottle shouting 'im a genie!!!' at anyone who looks in your direction

i wish i could get rid of this insomnia

I dont want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greats'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown, to me thats the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh

Posted:1st Dec 2013We all get together and buy both of you (and myself as i want one ) the staffs of your dreams! now that we have them we owe a debt of thanks to everyone who chipped in and spend the rest of our lives having to do free gigs for them whenever they ask

i wish i could solve a rubix cube without having to look on the internet for help

I dont want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greats'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown, to me thats the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh

Posted:2nd Dec 2013haHA!!! well, since you don't, I guess youll just have to PM me and become my friend. seeing as I have connections.... (evil grin)

I wish that .... I could make all the music in my head broadcast as loud as I wanted so I could go street performing without worrying about having to bring amplifiers or power sources. (and this plug goes where???)

Posted:2nd Dec 2013wish granted!!....but a weird malfunction causes anything you think to also be broadcast for everyone to hear, not put off by this you continue to perform but are told to turn it down by the police, when you tell them the situation (clearly you cant turn it down) they ignore what you said and keep repeating that you have to turn it down, you start getting annoyed at them and all negative thoughts about them a broadcast at steadily louder levels and they arrest you for numerous offences. in trying to get you off, your lawyer decides to make a plea for insanity which the judge, unsure of what to do, quickly accepts and you get thrown into a mental hospital where you must be kept in a soundproof room so you dont disturb the other patients. you start using pillows as poi so the docs put you in a straight jacket and you remain in this condition for the rest of your life, unable to use your arms/hands and stuck with your own thoughts been bellowed at soundproof walls. shouldve stuck with an mp3 player

i wish that someone would make me a cuppa tea

I dont want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greats'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown, to me thats the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh

Posted:4th Dec 2013Butterflies become easy to catch, but it is only because a sharp increase in solar radiation has killed them all and we pick them off the ground everywhere. But since they are dead the flowers do not get pollinated and 1/3 of all the worlds food doesn't grow leading to mass starvation and death.

Posted:5th Dec 2013You learn to whistle but forget how to talk so you spend your life whistling song trying to communicate to people ending up creating your own symphony about the story of your life whistling in recording different tracks and laying them over eachother incidently making the most beautiful sound ever heard.