Briefs and Groaners: Don’t Shave in Ryerson Bathrooms

Every week, The Eyeopener meets with Ryerson security and gets the low-down on what’s been happening on campus. Here are some notable, and often unfortunate, entries.

Just take the streetcar next time?

Downtown Toronto parking is always a struggle. Apparently, that struggle includes being beset by a man not bound by mortal laws as he consumes both alcohol and cocaine right next to your 1999 Toyota Previa.

Reported on Feb. 2 at 300 Victoria St., the dude was spotted as he double fisted a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and a line of cocaine.

Freaks and Geeks ended 18 years ago guys

Wanting to complete the secondary education vibes Kerr Hall provides, security busted two community members breaking up weed on the second floor of Kerr Hall Thursday afternoon, apparently believing that “nobody hangs out in Kerr Hall unless they’re waiting for class.”