Zelda will not be shown at all. This will cause Vader to have a meltdown and literally explode. Then when sonic 4 is released it will flop horribly, because Vader is not around to buy a million copies, like he always does with all the other sonic games. This will cause Sega to abandon Sonic and will the beginning of the end of Sega.

Zelda will not be shown at all. This will cause Vader to have a meltdown and literally explode. Then when sonic 4 is released it will flop horribly, because Vader is not around to buy a million copies, like he always does with all the other sonic games. This will cause Sega to abandon Sonic and will the beginning of the end of Sega.

The end

Best E3 ever!

A father's no shield
for his child.
We are like a lot of wild
spiders crying together,
but without tears.

A Natal game completely fucks up during a presentation...wa-BAM! there it is.

I will laugh so far my pancreas will explode. I never really hope anything bad happens to presenters at a show, but if something goes wrong with the Move or the Wave or whatever the hell they are, it would be such a perfect moment.

Zelda will not be shown at all. This will cause Vader to have a meltdown and literally explode. Then when sonic 4 is released it will flop horribly, because Vader is not around to buy a million copies, like he always does with all the other sonic games. This will cause Sega to abandon Sonic and will the beginning of the end of Sega.

Zelda will not be shown at all. This will cause Vader to have a meltdown and literally explode. Then when sonic 4 is released it will flop horribly, because Vader is not around to buy a million copies, like he always does with all the other sonic games. This will cause Sega to abandon Sonic and will the beginning of the end of Sega.

Zelda will not be shown at all. This will cause Vader to have a meltdown and literally explode. Then when sonic 4 is released it will flop horribly, because Vader is not around to buy a million copies, like he always does with all the other sonic games. This will cause Sega to abandon Sonic and will the beginning of the end of Sega.