There was a night in my early teens when my friends and I gathered to watch a DVD — along the lines of, but not exactly, the original Spider-Man — and when it was over, someone pulled a mysterious disc from a backpack and threw on the first five minutes of Shion Sono's Suicide Club

The R-rated romantic comedy always teeters between vulgarity and sentimentality, and usually collapses into the arms of the latter before the final credits. A Good Old Fashioned Orgy sounds like more of the same — and it is.