♺ Porn Fiction (Eric Evans, Anthony Gallo, Jon Vicent)

SYNOPSIS
The long-awaited film from director Gino Colbert. Unfortunately, the late, great muscle-daddy Jon Vincent never got to see this one released. The same folk who made the multi-award winning Three Brothers give Jon a very worthy send-off.

REVIEW
All y'all panting for a hot sex scene between John Travolta and Sam Jackson will have to look elsewhere (and good luck), but Gino Colbert's Porn Fiction offers up its own tasty criminal treats. This fruit-basket of a porno gives you four different illicit shorts to feast on. No twinks here: all these guys are big, chiseled, smooth and hung with the state of Florida between their legs.
The first juicy tidbit is the oh-so-oily �Full Body Massage.� While the beach bunny wife is away, her hairy husband and her smirking masseuse will play! This one takes it slow at first, starting with a hot back massage that eventually slides south, young man!

Before you know it, hubby is moaning as the masseuse treats his asscrack like strawberry gellato. After a full round of scrumptious cock-sucking and butt-fucking, Donna Reed comes home to catch our heroes with more than their pants down. Not to worry, our clever masseuse reminds her, there�s always Viagra in case she wants sloppy seconds!

�Secrets and Guys� is up next, serving a convoluted story of a closet-queen soap opera star who is dealing with a �less than amicable divorce� and, on his way to his high school reunion, is held at gun point by a stud he used to fag bash. Huh? Who needs so much back-story when you�ve got two hot studs ready to get it on? Please! Once things finally get down to business, you can stop thinking and just enjoy watching these two gorgeous guys suck, fuck, and, yes, even get to a little All-American shrimping for the foot-fetishist in all of us. It�s finger, er, toe-licking good! Will the heart-throb soap star come out of the closet after being shown the ropes?
He sweetly tells his old victim: �If Ellen can come out, so can I.�
Mary, let it be an inspiration to us all.

�Secret Service� follows with a clever story that proves that three is better than two, provided you have enough dildos. Two hired studs first have to �service� a secret service man before the real john steps on the scene. Can you say �Happy Birthday, Mr. President?� You won�t forget the ever-growing series of colorful dildos that one poor man�s asshole is forced to swallow. Neither will he.

Rounding out this motley group is the hilarious �Chain Reaction.� The dialogue ain�t exactly Tarantino, but this one packs in a hot solo shower scene, promiscuous ripped neighbors, faked deaths, stolen money, drug trading, cops masking as horny postmen, and a final five-way orgy of criminal queers to end everything on a good note.

Porn Fiction as a whole package has something for everyone, and for a porno, the plots are wacky enough to keep up the interest and the laughs between hard-ons.
-Dr. Calimari