i wouldn't. well i hope i wouldn't. like even if i was given the real live option somehow someway of choosing the three best dudes i could ever imagine and had a long time to figure it out and come to a strong conclusion... it couldn't possibly work in the long run and it would eventually, inevitably lead to a disaster the likes of which we've never seen before.

buuuuut with a gun to my head..........

screw it i'd name slavoj zizek for the lulz, maybe steven pinker or somebody like that, scientific mind with a good mix of conservative and liberal, and of course, because why would anybody ever pass up the opportunity, myself