Been praying night and day for an RC Millennium Falcon roflcopter thingy? Well God must love you, my friend, because that shit's coming this fall. For $50. From Hasbro -- and here comes my left blow, cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-G and this is the season to let the real muthaf***in' GW's in. Ha, can you believe I just did that? I'm not.

Han Solo once bragged that the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...and now fans can give it their best shot with the all-new Star Wars R/C MILLENNIUM FALCON! For the first time ever, the MILLENNIUM FALCON -- the most beloved and iconic Star Wars ship of all-time -- is available as an indoor flying remote control vehicle. Measuring an impressive 11 inches long and 8 inches wide, the largest flying Star Wars R/C to date is highly detailed, easy to fly and includes a charging controller and vehicle battery for up to five minutes of flying time.

You know, this will be perfect for recreating scenes from Star Wars in my upcoming fan-film. Provided I don't fly it into the ceiling fan, which, let's be honest, I haven't paid my electricity bill in three months.