Having plagiarized Daniel Clowes’ graphic novel and then plagiarizing apologies from famous people because he wanted to make it seem like it was done on purpose, Shia LaBeouf has finally apologized to Clowes for real the only way he knows how.

After video came out of Justin Bieber peeing in a mop bucket and spraying cleaning solution on a picture of Bill Clinton while shouting “Fuck Bill Clinton,” Bieber thought it would be best to call Bill to apologize.

Internet tough guy Mark Wahlberg told Men’s Journal that if he had been on board that 9/11 flight, he wouldn’t have been a pussy like those other passengers and would have taken action, beating up the terrorists and safely landing the plane.

Madonna made a mock video apology to hydrangeas proving that she has still no idea why everyone thought she was being a bitch when she rolled her eyes and said, “I loathe hydrangeas,” when she was handed them at a press conference for her new film.