By now you're probably wondering 'Why Mayhem and Chaos?'. Easy.
My nicktitle is The Mayhem and Chaos Coordinator -- I minimize
negative chaos and I maximize positive chaos. Huh? Lemme explain:
I am a natural born problem solver and leader, so when I'm involved
in a project and there is negative chaos such as confusion or
miscommunication I strive to reduce the chaos so that the team can
work more effectively.

On the flipside, when the negative chaos is minimized and things
start to get boring, I start maximizing postive chaos. I'm also a
born troublemaker and I like to have fun and stir things up. So when
things get boring I'll think up something to keep people happy and
smiling.

My nickname is RUAOK. These are (mostly) my initials and it stands
for Robert Unix Andrew Orgasm Kaye. If you don't get it yet, read
the initials out loud.

With this introduction I leave you to explore the rest of
my home page. Have fun!