Strider, Over Here

As Strider discusses Slater’s most recent perfect TEN, he seems to forget where to look and turns his back to the camera. We don’t blame him. The King is in the water.

It’s amazing to think that this guy, Kelly, is still going as strong as he is. I can’t even successfully park my car in a big city without getting it towed and here he is throwing down consistent perfect 10s in one of the most critical waves in the world. I bet he parks beautifully, too.

Here he is playing with the foamball the same way I’d play with, let’s say, a puppy.

Don’t worry he’s fine. Me, on the other hand, that fucking puppy cut up my hands like a sonuvabitch.