Want To Know How Much More Generous You Are Than LeSean McCoy? We Did The Math.

FOXBORO, MA – AUGUST 15: LeSean McCoy #25 of the Philadelphia Eagles reacts during pre-game drills before a game with the Philadelphia Eagles Gillette Stadium on August 15, 2014 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

Philadelphia Eagles’ running back LeSean McCoy made headlines recently with a record-breaking performance. No, he didn’t break the single-game rushing mark. He may have secured the record for the worst tip of all time.

The story broke when Tommy Up, owner of Philly-based restaurant PYT Burger, posted a photo of the multi-millionaire’s gratuity on the restaurant’s Facebook page earlier this month.

When I first saw McCoy’s receipt, I couldn’t believe it.

Credit: PYT Burger Facebook

Twenty cents? Was this a tip on a sleeve of Pringles from the dollar store?

Once my head stopped spinning, I decided to dig deeper and see just how bad the tip really was. The best way to get my answer: zone in on a few questions and do the math.

So I dusted off the ole pencil and notepad (calculator) and performed a few simple equations based on my shortlist of questions. The results were shocking and, naturally, needed to be shared with the world/internet.

The following pages cover a lesson plan that I designed to expose the true craptitude of this tip, and what it means for us regular folk.