Chicken Brutus is a very handsome, sexy, and good looking investigator. He's really cool too. All the woman like to touch him, and he lets them. One day somebody is killed or something, and Chicken Brutus must investigate, and make out with a lot of hot chicks. He carries a gun and shoots people, and between levels he goes swimming and you get to look at his butt. At the end of the game you become President of Earth and all of your congressmen are supermodels.

I'd make a game where you play the role of a leading game console manufacturer with access to a huge catalog of promising titles ready to be released for your download services, only to instead make all your most loyal customers suffer week after infuriating week to the point where instead of playing all the cool games you're withholding, they gather in online forums where they'd prefer to fantasize about imaginary games over actually playing the majority of crap you've fed them.

Chicken Brutus is a very handsome, sexy, and good looking investigator. He's really cool too. All the woman like to touch him, and he lets them. One day somebody is killed or something, and Chicken Brutus must investigate, and make out with a lot of hot chicks. He carries a gun and shoots people, and between levels he goes swimming and you get to look at his butt. At the end of the game you become President of Earth and all of your congressmen are supermodels.

I'd Buy That could you maybe cut a small discount maybe 4000 Points for your friends on NL ?

I'd make a game where you play the role of a leading game console manufacturer with access to a huge catalog of promising titles ready to be released for your download services, only to instead make all your most loyal customers suffer week after infuriating week to the point where instead of playing all the cool games you're withholding, they gather in online forums where they'd prefer to fantasize about imaginary games over actually playing the majority of crap you've fed them.

It comes with wiimote attachments such as a real working iron and hoover so you can actually do your ironing and hoovering whilst virtually simulating ironing and hoovering on your Wii. As a added twist to make things more exciting the iron + hoover have materia slots and if you find hidden materia (down the back of the sofa, behind the TV) it can be used to slay any door to door sales men/annoying neighbours etc. Another twist could be like in Fable where you can be good/bad, you can keep the house spotless and the kids and husband happy, or kill them all and go on a rampage hitting people round the head with your iron, and there will be multiple endings.

Simulate the experience of a real Martin Luther King Day! Activities include: forgetting it's a holiday, hitting the snooze button on your alarm, staying home from school, not going to work, eating a late lunch, laying on the couch next to the dog, answering the telephone, watching Scoobie Doo on Cartoon Network AND MORE!! Up to 10 players can join in, separately or in teams. Wi-Fi capabilities and online leader boards mean that this the THE Martin Luther King Day simulator to end ALL Martin Luther King Day Simulators.

Simulate the experience of a real Martin Luther King Day! Activities include: forgetting it's a holiday, hitting the snooze button on your alarm, staying home from school, not going to work, eating a late lunch, laying on the couch next to the dog, answering the telephone, watching Scoobie Doo on Cartoon Network AND MORE!! Up to 10 players can join in, separately or in teams. Wi-Fi capabilities and online leader boards mean that this the THE Martin Luther King Day simulator to end ALL Martin Luther King Day Simulators.

Hooray! As a white middle class man this is the game I've been looking for! Now I can celebrate this holiday, draw a line underneath the past struggles and ignore the race relations problems of today!

My WiiWare would be a 2D fighter, playing pretty much like an early Street Fighter II title. Four buttons though to optimize for classic controler (works with wiimote/nunchuck too).

What´s the sellingpoint? It would only have 5 characters+3 bosses to begin with (all very well drawn of course). That´s because this game is all about customizing and downloadable extras. 1 month after the release, 2 new characters will be avaliable, and one new every third month. Some of the future characters will be designed by fans in yearly competitions. The main game only costs 500 points, and when players are hooked they pay 100 more for each character they want.

Even more important in this game is the ability to customize your character. Apart from arcade mode and vs matches there is a "be the fighter" mode where you take one of the characters through a lot of different challenges ( like in Soul Calibur and SFII bonus stages). Your can color edit this sprite to your own liking and change name. In the regular arcademode, each fighter has about 4 special attacks. When starting "be the fighter", you only have 3 specials. You are also weaker andn slower than a regular character.

By completing challenges, your character will be taylored to be quicker, take more beating or make more damage. There is also a total of 4 special attacks to learn. To make the creations different from each other, you have to pick a maximum of 5 special attacks. This can be managed at any time between games. You can also win new stages and victory quotes. Then you can set these stages as your "homeground" when you play online matches. When you take your customized character for a spin in arcade mode, you will get a different ending depending on how the character is built.

Starting rooster:

A female heavyweight wrestler

A bad-ass guy with a rifle. With bayonette.

A toolbox-wielding psychopath girl

A cappoeira and a shaolin kung-fu fighter because those are the prettiest martial arts to look at.