Scene: Tim is at one end of the cereal aisle stocking cartons of rice milk. A customer comes around the corner with her husband. They are speaking French. Tim notices them and makes eye contact. The wife approaches him.

Wife (in a heavy French accent): Ah, excuse me. Do you know where the sugar is?

Tim: Sure. It's the next aisle over.

Wife: Thank you. And one more thing... uh, hmmm... how do you say... uhmmm?

Tim: Tell me in French.

Wife (surprised): Tu parles Francais?!?!

Tim: Very little.

Wife: Uhhhh... Avez-vous puree de pomme de terre?

Customer (from behind Tim in a very I-know-it-all tone): She needs tomatoes.