14. Steak says, “I love you enough to sacrifice an animal for you.” Who needs a card?

Eat your heart out 🙂

For those that insist on chocolate…

I wanted to do something special for my readers on Valentine’s Day. Because I love you 🙂 But despite the evidence that steak is clearly the superior gift on V-Day, I couldn’t find a way to give away cow parts.

So I’ve settled. Just a little, anyways. Chocolate isn’t my first choice, but it’s a damn good runner up.