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Alright fellas, I’m sure you’ve all heard about “manscaping” and may or may not do this. If you’ve been living under a rock and have no idea what “manscaping” really is, let me break it down for you really quick.

That’s right! If you remove your pubic hair in any way, shape, or form, you have been manscaping! Now for some of you this may be a regular occurrence and you’ve got it down to a T. But then there are some of you that – EEEEK – have never manscaped in your life.

For those of you who do regularly manscaped – GOOD FOR YOU! Coming from a lady, I appreciate your efforts in keeping yourself cleaned up down there. It makes thinks much more pleasurable for everyone. And for those of you who have never even touched your crotch with a razor – shame on you!

So, here’s the question you’re probably asking yourself: is it really worth it? I’m here to explain to you all of the reasons why manscaping should be your best friend and why you need to regularly do it. Please guys, I’m begging of you – listen to me.

#1 It’s More Attractive

YES!

First of all, no gal wants to undress you only to reveal a huge bush that hides half your junk. Let me tell you this from experience – it’s a mood killer.

Ten times out of ten, a woman will prefer someone that doesn’t have pubic hair, or someone who’s pubic hair is under control. It’ll keep the mood going all night!

#2 It Makes You Look Bigger

This is probably the best reason to remove your pubic hair if for nothing else. You will look a lot bigger! Why? Because when you have a huge nasty bush it’s hiding half of your member.

By removing all of that, you’ll be adding at least an inch or two onto the appearance of it. If the ladies love it now just think about if you actually got rid of your pubes.

#3 Women Are More Generous

When going down on you, we don’t want a mouthful of your pubes. Okay? That’s really the bottom line. Who wants to give a guy head if you’re just going to be swallowing their pubes afterwards? No one! If you manscape, us ladies are much more willing to be a bit more generous and give you some time down there.

#4 You Will Feel More Confident

And with good reason, too! If you look cleaner, women like it more, and you look bigger, what’s not to feel good about? By manscaping your junk you’ll immediately feel more confident and it will add to your pick-up game immensely and you will love your new found confidence.

#5 It’s More Hygienic

This just kind of speaks for itself, really. You guys get sweaty and sticky down there as it is, so if you’ve got a punch of pubes just soaking all that in it’s just….ICK. You are much more hygienic by getting rid of all those pubes upfront. Save yourself some humiliation.

#6 You’ll be More Comfortable

For those of you suffering from an itchy crotch, your pubic hair may be to blame! That issue will immediately go away the second you manscape – I promise. It’s probably no fun constantly grabbing at your balls just to itch them all day long. And let me tell you, it’s not attractive either. Do us all a favor and chop that furry shit off.

#7 It Feels Better For You

If you’re hiding behind a layer of thick hair, you’re not feeling nearly as much pleasure as you could be. By buzzing all of that interference off, you’ll begin to feel a lot more pleasure than you thought you could. An added bonus: women are more likely to give you things that feel a lot better if you’re hairless down below, too.

#8 It Feels Better for Us

Have any of you fellas ever got rug burn anywhere? Yes? Then I’m sure you understand having your skin rubbed off by something like that does not feel good. Now imagine that feeling on your genitals. ep. It’s a real possibility to give women rug burn – or rather pube burn – on our vaginas.

By getting rid of that you’re also increasing our pleasure – which will also make it more likely that we’ll continue sleeping with you.

Manscaping is something you just need in your life and all of the above reasons will tell you just that.

Tattoos are hot. At least that’s what I and a countless number of other women think. But what’s hot and what’s crossing the line into the realm of unattractive? When it comes to tattoos you can never really go wrong.

But what about intimate tattoos? Can guys really pull off intimate tattoos and make them look sexy? I’m going to say yes. HOWEVER, there is a certain way to go about getting these tattoos that will determine if they’re hot or if they’re not.

But first, what constitutes an intimate tattoo? An intimate tattoo for a male would be a tattoo that is not visible while wearing a comfortable amount of clothing. AKA: anything that’s under or half under your boxers.

So what’s hot and what’s not? Let’s go through these one at a time and you can determine if your tattoo is hot or if you’re better off keeping your clothes on.

It’s Hot!

If your intimate tattoos fall under any of these descriptions, then you’ve got a hot one.

#1 It’s Placed Correctly

Placement is key for an intimate tattoo to be attractive. One inch off in a bad direction can completely change the way the tattoo look and how it compliments your body. You want tattoos that are subtly placed. AKA: do not get a snake tattooed on your cock. That’s the worse placement and way too obvious. Get a tattoo that is suggestively placed and leave those ladies wondering where it leads!

#2 It Matches Your Appearance

If you’re a bad ass biker dude with a very distinctively hardcore style, then getting Pikachu tattooed on your ass cheek is probably not going to look very appealing. If your tattoo matches your style it’s going to look much sexier. Bonus points if it’s really meaningful, sexy, and tastefully hidden.

#3 It Matches Your Personality

Now, if you’re a bad ass biker dude who is the biggest goof ball, then you can absolutely rock a troll tattoo on your ass and make it look great. This type of intimate tattoo is definitely hot. It can not only add to your sex appeal, but it can also give women you’re getting jiggy with an insight to your personality and it may win you some extra points – if you know what I mean.

#4 It’s Intriguing

The best intimate tattoos are ones where a woman takes off your pants, thinks it’s hot, and also wants to know more about it. Not only is she obviously interested in your lack of clothing at the moment, but it also gives you the opportunity to tell her a funny story, or give her the truth if it’s meaningful. Either way, you easily have captured her attention.

NOT!

If this sounds like your intimate tattoos, then maybe you should stick to keeping your clothes on!

#1 It’s Too Big

Intimate tattoos should be small. If you’ve got a tattoo that’s supposed to be “intimate” but you can see it out both the top and bottom of you boxers, then it’s way too big. Besides, having a large intimate tattoo that close to your genitals is a real easy way to distract someone from it – and you do NOT want to do that.

#2 It’s Confusing

Nothing is worse than a tattoo that someone can’t even tell what it is. Your goal with an intimate tattoo is to make you sexier – not cause the person you’re getting frisky with to be more confused. This will only distract them in the wrong way.

Not only can it be confusing in the way that someone can’t tell what it is, but it could also be confusingly placed. Why would “MOM” be tattooed on your ass, anyways? This will only turn people off and that’s not the purpose of an intimate tattoo at all.

#3 It Takes Away From Your Attractiveness

Some people just don’t look good with tattoos placed in certain areas. People who can support an intimate tattoo are men who have structure elsewhere. This usually means muscles, bulk, and anything that will support the tattoo. If you’re missing those things your body can easily be lost underneath the tattoo and it will seem unattractive.

Pulling off an intimate tattoo isn’t an easy thing. There are a lot of things that can go amiss when it comes to tattoos that are below your belt. So I’ve put this information together in order for you to determine if your intimate tattoo is hot or not!