Sunday, June 2, 2013

Man Arrested For Having S*X With Door

2:51 PM

Some guys like blondes, others like brunettes, but Anthony
Bruce Berry allegedly has a thing for doors.

Berry, 57, was arrested Monday for allegedly rubbing his s*x
organ against the door of a business in Lantana, Fla.

According to the probable cause affidavit obtained by The
Huffington Post, a witness observed the suspect attempt to open the front door
of the business, the name of which has been redacted.

When he couldn't he whipped out his own knob and started
to, as the report describes it, “hump the front door in a vulgar manner.”

After completing his front door banging — which was
reportedly captured on the witness’ iPhone — Berry walked over to a nearby bus
stop and sat on the bench.

The arresting officer confronted the suspect and asked him
if he had recently exposed his private parts, to which, Berry allegedly said,
“Yes, I have a mental problem.”

The officer said Berry continued to make similar statements
before he was arrested for exposing his s*xual organs.

Berry was subsequently taken to the Palm Beach County Jail,
then released two hours later. No word on the condition of the jail doors after
his brief visit.

This isn't Berry’s first bout with the law. He has faced
charges of indecent exposure two times before, and has had 32 other arrests for
charges such as robbery, s*xual assault and cocaine possession since 1979, the
Sun-Sentinel reported.