Okay. Rare event time. A photo of not only me but Milady AND my parents! And I'm even in a suit and tie! That's what getting dragged to a cousin's wedding will do to you:

From the left it's me (Uncle Opus, wearing my kangaroo skin hat), Milady Love (pissed off she took the wrong bag as we left the house and forgot her hair ties), my mother (trying for a matching mother/son hat look and failing) and my father (and yes, he did "go regimental", the correct term for going commando in a kilt). I scrub up well for a madboy.