HolyJose
JBW WARFare World Television Champion-1 time
JBW WARFare World Tag Team Champion-1 Time
First Dual Champion in JBW History
Alpha Revolution North American Heavyweight Champion-1 time
EWNCW Blacklist Champions-1 Time
JBW Champion-1 Time

Azrael
JBW WARFare World Tag Team Champion-1 time
EWNCW Blacklist Champions-1 Time

Hello, Mrs. R(ob). I'm a fellow New Jerseyian and a longtime friend of your husband's. Hope these crazy cats haven't scared you off.

She's not scared off lol. Starting this passed Monday she started training for her promotion at work and didn't realize it would eat up so much time I guess. And as you saw on FB, My job has had a busy spell recently as well. Her main objective for even creating the account was to talk to me more but alas, it was apparently a horrible time for her to get started lol. She'll be back though.

And yeah, I just realized we are eWN's first husband and wife team haha. Also Dennis, bite my shiny metal ass.

She's not scared off lol. Starting this passed Monday she started training for her promotion at work and didn't realize it would eat up so much time I guess. And as you saw on FB, My job has had a busy spell recently as well. Her main objective for even creating the account was to talk to me more but alas, it was apparently a horrible time for her to get started lol. She'll be back though.

And yeah, I just realized we are eWN's first husband and wife team haha. Also Dennis, bite my shiny metal ass.

Welcome to the magical land of ewrestlingnewstopia where we have soggy bottomed elfin nerds ready to do your every whim. You'll have fun here as long as you follow these simple rules.

1.)Don't look the nerds directly in the eyes as the feeling of confrontation will make them flee for their dear lives while urinating on themselves.

2.)Just assume that every man here is 6'8 and 280 lbs with blood of muratic acid and a stare that would make Superman weak in the knees because even though they are elfin nerds.....they are all internet tough guys.

Finally 3.) have fun and don't get out of line. We don't call each other names (outside of the efeds while in character) and just because someone's opinion is different than yours, it doesn't make them an "idiot", a "retard", or a "moron".

Here is your complimentary welcome from the Poot-Hair. Included with this welcome is an eWN hat, a lovely calendar with kittens, and an autographed 8x10 picture of Myself and Big "Dick" Johnson (the fat oily guy from wwe) in our leopard print thongs while covered in baby oil. I apologize for that picture being so slippery but hey..you can't be fat and oily without spreading the love.

Well R(ob) now that Mrs. R(ob) is here, it looks like I'll have to stop pm'ing you dirty pics.....it's a shame really

Here is your complimentary welcome from the Poot-Hair. Included with this welcome is an eWN hat, a lovely calendar with kittens, and an autographed 8x10 picture of Myself and Big "Dick" Johnson (the fat oily guy from wwe) in our leopard print thongs while covered in baby oil. I apologize for that picture being so slippery but hey..you can't be fat and oily without spreading the love.

Well R(ob) now that Mrs. R(ob) is here, it looks like I'll have to stop pm'ing you dirty pics.....it's a shame really

It's not like she will be reading his PMs. You can still send those dirty pics pooty, of that booty.