Tag: poop

I can’t believe I’m sitting here, an internationally respected and beloved broadcaster, using my world class brain power to try to roughly estimate the size, volume, and density of a random woman’s feces. But here we are. A 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas. And when she […]

She Did What in the back of a Police Car???

A woman was shopping at a Menards hardware store in Indianapolis last week, and a security guard spotted her shoplifting a video camera. He called the cops, and then he went up to the woman to keep her in the store until they showed up. He didn’t realize she had countermeasures ready. According to the […]

A Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by…..

We know Amazon’s delivery people are overworked this time of year. But take a BREAK if you need one. We don’t need our packages THIS badly, do we? A guy in Sacramento, California came home on Tuesday and thought a large dog had DEFECATED on the street in front of his house. Then he checked […]