7 Things You Learn After Drinking an Entire Bottle of Wine

Here's some Wine Wednesday wisdom for ya.

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There are a lot of things we shamefully pride ourselves on: making it to an 8 a.m. more than five times a semester, watching Netflix for 12+ hours and drinking an entire bottle of wine in one night. You learn coffee is your lord and savior for classes earlier than noon, and that finishing a season of Lost is nothing short of a feat in itself. But there are seven particular things you learn after polishing off a bottle of Pinot Noir by yourself:

1. You are going to cry.

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There’s just no avoiding it.

2. You feel like a classy badass when you drink straight from the bottle.