Floridaman, Gun stolen during orgy!

A man in Florida claims that his 9mm glock was stolen from his bedroom during a party. However, it was later discovered that party was actually an orgy and the people attending were all wearing masks and using aliases. All 20 of them.

According to Local10 our hero florida man claims the handgun was on a night stand during the party and was taken between July 19 and July 21. and attendees were encouraged to bring friends and not to disclose their actual names.

“We’re probably not going to solve this one,” Volusia County Sgt. Todd Smith said Thursday, according to the Daytona Beach News Journal. He also said identifying the thief by DNA “is not going to be an option.”

The sheriff’s office said the party had been promoted on social media. They also claim gun theft in the area is on the rise and that 81 firearms have been swiped from unlocked cars so far this year.

I think this is the one case where I would not want my gun back… because who the fuck knows where its been at this point. But come on people. If you are going to have people in your house that you do not know,