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The Setup: Jordan Belfort (Leo DiCaprio) turns 26 and makes 49 million dollars. He's pissed it's not more. He works on Wall Street, but what he's doing isn't legal. He launders money by taping cash to a woman's body, apparently. (Jonah Hill, as sidekick, tells the woman that technically she does work for him since "you have my money taped to your boobs.") When he's not committing felonies, Belfort throws lavish pool parties, launches a little person at a bull's eye, sleeps with a fetching Margot Robbie, and lunches with a loopy Matthew McConaughey.

What You Should Expect to See: Music from Kanye's new album, already. Oscar nods for DiCaprio, McConaughey, or Jonah Hill, or all three. Lots more comedy than your usual Martin Scorsese adventure. DiCaprio in party mode. Jonah Hill in funny glasses. Jonah Hill eating a bug.

What You Should Not: Music from Selena Gomez's new album. Michael Douglas cameo (though we can dream). The early-2000s look of Boiler Room.