North Korea to deny it has a South

In retaliation for Seoul blaming Pyongyang for a submarine attack on one of its warships, North Korea has announced plans to completely scrap any concept of having a South.

United Nations officials wrote to the North Korean government demanding an explanation for the attack only to be told ‘South? What South?’

South Korea has further stoked tensions by massing large groups of soldiers along the border, waving, mooning and trying to catch the eye of Northern border patrols. Troops from the North are under strict orders not to respond to anything annoying, especially when it is coming from somewhere that they know couldn’t possibly exist.

Kim Jong Il last night issued a statement warning against attempts to locate the mythical Southern region, saying that those who attempt it will fall off the edge of the world or be eaten by dragons.