Run The Light With Lance Cantstopolis

There is a new king of comedy in the town of Los Angeles. Coming out of no where Lance is clearly one of the best in the world. Cantstopolis took the stage at the world famous comedy store and instantly became a crowd favorite. He now performs all over and we got a chance to sit down and ask him a few questions.

SUT: Where are you from?
Lance: i was an army brat so i from all over. that why i feel like i am person of the world. ppl tell me my last name is greek tho.

SUT: How long have you been doing stand up comedy?
Lance: maybe 8 month. i don’t even know i doing stand up comedy. i kind of just show up. ppl seem to like it. i don’t right joke, i just be me and ppl blown away.

SUT: What inspired you to do stand up comedy?
Lance: standup comedy never on my radar. kind of just happen one day bye accident. willie hunter ask me to dance on his show Willie Hunter Show at Comedy Store Main Room (i have self taught dance and fight background). i say ok and did dance number. after show i walking in hallway and some employee say open mic happening in Original Room “do you want to go on?” i go “okay.” i go on and dymolish. so i come back every now then.

SUT: What are some of your other hobbies besides comedy?
Lance: having sex with woman. beating shit out of ppl who deserve it. i big on respect. also i like ping pong.

SUT: Do you think you could survive on an island for three months? If so, how would you survive?
Lance: for sure. i would drink rain water. if vines on island i cut with sord and drink that. most likely animals on island that i could kick to death and eat they’re meats. hardest part would be not having sex with woman that long but everything else cool.

SUT: You just starred a music video, how did that come about?
Lance: music artist don’t know i do it and i don’t really give fuck. i hear song i like and make video how i see in my mind. usually it 10 time better than video they make if already have one. they don’t feel music like i do.

SUT: What is your favorite meal?
Lance: ooo this tuff one. burger is good. sometime pizza but i need proteen so cannot eat all the time. steak is good. don’t like pho. too much broth. feel like rip off.

SUT: What did you do for valentines day this year?
Lance: have sex with 5 women. 2 at once, the other 3: separate times. they hit me up first. i not busy so i say “ok.” was cool because did not have to do dinner or drinks or stuff most guy do before he get to do what he really want to do.

SUT: If you could visit anywhere in the world where it be?
Lance: mars

SUT: Where do you shop for clothing?
Lance: i get hanes wifebeater from target. many come in pack and it cheap. pants are levi 511. can get mostly anywhere and last long time.

SUT: If you could meet anyone dead or alive who it would it be and what would you ask them?
Lance: michael jackson. always want to know if mama say mama sa ma maku sa mean something or just jiberish. also, how many try it take to flick quarter into jukebox.

SUT: Are you a republican or democrat?
Lance: don’t vote or pay taxes so don’t care.

SUT: Do you believe in god?
Lance: i do believe there god. after i kill ppl it comforting to know they go somewhere.

SUT: What advice do you have for up and coming comedians?
Lance: be you. don’t be version of what you think comedian should be. know mean?

SUT: Any projects or goals in the works?
Lance: more music videos on the way. proforming around town.

SUT: Is there anything else you would like to tell the world?
Lance: don’t spend life thinking what other ppl think about you. look inward when making desishons.