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Monday, September 9, 2013

Whodunit? 'Breaking Bad'

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Today 'The Web' takes its first step into further development, as I would like to introduce everyone to the newest addition to the team, 'The Web's' newest writer, Brian Charles Xavier Lusto, who will now be known as The Professor. The Professor will be integral in the day-to-day operations of the content produced at 'The Web' and on the Facebook Page. He is now an admin to the Page, so make sure to catch his posts and say Hi! I am happy to welcome him and look forward to building a much more successful and entertaining site for all of you to come to. So, without further ado, here is the first post from The Professor, "Whodunit? 'Breaking Bad'"

As are my rules with spoilers, if you have not seen the episode of 'Breaking Bad' entitled, "To'hajiilee", DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.

Class is in session! Prepare to have your eyes opened and your brains teased in this week's speculation heavy 'Breaking Bad' centric post.

We’re more than halfway through this half of this
‘Half Season’ (Fractions, Bitch!) and with only three episodes left of ‘Breaking
Bad’ the questions I’m sure that are on everyone’s mind are: Who’s gonna’ make
it and who won’t?

At this point in the series I think it’s safe to say
that one character that will, without a doubt, meet his end is the protagonist
turned anti-hero, Walter Hartwell White. However, there are plenty of people
who want him dead. With this in mind, the question evolves from “Will he make
it?” into “Who’ll-do-it?” territory, not to mention the where and how.

Let’s explore the options, Clue-style!

Walt, In the Emergency Room, With a Tumor

No. But, hey, if none of the following
happen, he still has cancer, guys!

All kidding aside, here are some semi, if not,
completely viable scenarios where Walt meets his doom

Hank, In the Desert, With a Gun

Granted this one is a simple, standard and boring
scenario, I cannot overlook it as a possibility. Of course, it relies on Hank
surviving the big shootout that occurred in the last 3 minutes of the most
recent episode. However, I don’t think he will.

We know Walt escapes, but if Hank does live, will
allowing Walt to slip through his fingers enrage Hank to the point where if he gets a second chance to nab his
brother-in-law that he’ll shoot him instead of capturing him? Maybe. Hank has
broken enough bad to do whatever it takes to get him. Walt’s escape might put Hank
over the edge and the next time they see each other, he may put a bullet in his
head.

I personally don’t think the show will go there.
Like I said above, it’s too simple of an ending for a show that once linked
Meth dealing to a plane crash.

Jesse, Who-Cares-Where, With a Gun

Another simple way for Walt to go out. One too
obvious to end up happening

Yeah, Jesse has every reason to kill his former
mentor, but I believe he would rather see him get locked up than die. Jesse’s
story arc is that of redemption, for him to be the one to kill him would be
detrimental to his character arc.

Jesse's new addiction, gotta have his pops

Uncle Jack, In the Desert, With an Army of Neo-Nazis

From the first episode of the first half of the 5th
season, we know Mr. White/Lambert is packing some serious heat. For the first
time this season, I have cause to believe he’ll unload it on Uncle Jack,
‘Scarface’ style.

Based on what we saw during ‘To’hajiilee’, we know Lydia’s
current operation is having issues with quality control, putting Walt in a spot
to reluctantly agree to one more cook in exchange for a hit on Jesse Pinkman.
Uncle Jack obviously got the scary gene (homozygous recessive, bitches) considering his
nephew is a huge derp. We also know he is a capable killer (even if he doesn’t
do it himself), so to assume that the final faceoff will, at least, include Uncle
Jack is a safe assumption.

AH DERRRRRR

Even though I believe Walt’s trunk full of weapons
and ammo is meant for Uncle Jack, I don’t believe that Walt will be slain by
him. No, the only person who could kill Walter White is…

Mrs. White, In the Solar, With the Lead Pipe

Totally kidding…

Skyler won’t
do it. I only included this because, as it turns out, Mrs. White is an actual
name of one of the characters in the board game ‘Clue’. Coincidence, or are you
in my head Mr. Gilligan?

Alas, the one person I believe will kill Walter
White is…

"Somebody get me my pants..."

Walter White, In the Desert, With the Ricin

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

As I mentioned before, I believe the guns in Walt’s
trunk (the guns acquired in the first flash forward this season) are an indication that he will be facing off
with Uncle Jack and his cronies, come the final scene. But what about the
second flash forward? If you’ve been smoking too much meth and you can’t
remember, I’m talking about the scene where Future Walt goes to his abandoned
house to get the hidden vial of ricin.

If you put the two in sequence it seems as if Walt
has a plan. Here’s what I think it is:

Plan A: Walt confronts Uncle Jack and attempts to
kill him and his crew with his heavy-ass artillery.

Now remember, Uncle Jack needs Walt alive, so if
Walt fails to kill everybody in sight he’ll be back to where he was in seasons
3 and 4 (being forced to cook despite reaching his financial goal). So, if his
final stand results in a failure I think Walt will have to implement his backup
plan.

Plan B: Swallow the vial of Ricin

It’s no secret that Walt wants to be in control, he
has said so on a few occasions (Remember the Talking Pillow?), so it doesn’t
come as a surprise to me that Walt would rather take his own life, rather than
being forced to live a certain way. Besides, if you think back to the Pilot, he
already made an attempt on his life once before. His goal has been accomplished
(assuming the DEA doesn’t seize the money) and if Walt’s dead the Neo-Nazis
won’t have any reason to come after his family. In this way, Walt kind of gets a
happy ending; he dies on his own accord and in the process solidifies his role
as the protectorate of his family, both financially and from any further harm.

Now, I think it’s important to note that all of this
is complete speculation, and there are plenty of characters I didn’t mention. I
chose to omit them because I can’t come up with a viable scenario where they
are the ones to kill Walter.

Sorry R.J. Mitte, looks like your entire purpose in
the show was to eat breakfast. Hell, not a bad gig.

There you have it, my first post here at 'The Web'. Agree, disagree, did I leave anyone out? Feel free to let me know in the comment section below.Until next time readers, stay classy.