At first blush this does seem amazing, howeva, you could be tricking us. For example, if you had been sitting on your desk where other parts of your body would also have been "above the desk" and within reach of your hands.

However virtuous the intentions
Or noble the cause
Out of Texas rises a Phoenix
Keeping America prosperous
Even in times of strife
Remembering what made us great
Keeping a promise for our children
Instead of taking their future away
Liberals need a challenger
Living for today and fighting for us
ESPN has given Texas back its son
Republican Craig James for Senate!

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