I just wanted to take some time to let you guys no that throughout the years,a lot of kids have been pretty afraid of pedophiles. And that's fine, if they're one of the bad ones. You can actually have a pretty good relationship with the good pedophiles. Like me.

So I just want you to remember for you Easter shopping that when you're getting your chocolate bunnies and egg dye, there's always a possibility that someone like me can lend you a hand. In your kids ass.