August 31, 2013

Lusting After Nudist Teens

A trio of teenaged babes recently moved into one of the apartments in the building behind mine. I know this because I can't stop myself from staring every time they walk by a window. They haven't put any blinds up yet, which is a total godsend for me and other voyeurs who might be in the area. That's because these chicks aren't your average college students - they're nudist teens! I've been meaning to do all sorts of chores around the house and also to catch up on some TV shows I've recorded, but I find myself wasting all my own free time just camping out in front of a window staring off into LovelyTeenLand.

August 30, 2013

Minori Is a Cute Asian Model

The girl pictured here is named Minori. As you can see, she's a cute Asian model. This beauty from Japan comes to us from the Asian porn site known as CKE18. There are lots of other beauties featured and they're all simply stunning.

August 29, 2013

Sex Boxes and Megaburgerpizza

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We all know that Switzerland is neutral, that they make great watches and knives, and that they are the go-to country for hiding money. But did you also know that since 1942 they have had legal prostitution and that Zurich has been one of the main centers in Europe for such activities?

August 28, 2013

Mature Swingers Know Where It's At

I consider myself a very lazy swinger. I'm not pro-monogamy unless it's something both parties in a relationship are interested in pursuing. The idea that someone should be monogamous just because it's what society expects from people is stupid. That being said, though, I never tend to go looking elsewhere whenever I'm in a relationship (you know, provided I'm getting it on a regular basis). I do make the occasional exception and go after mature swingers, though, because I find that older women really know how to have some fun. But don't just take my word for things, though. Take a look at SexyKarenXXX.

August 27, 2013

Snapping Erotic Photos

I dabble in photography from time to time and I've come to notice that I'm pretty good at taking nice pictures. I usually snap shots of things like plants and interesting buildings, but more and more I'm getting the urge to shoot some erotic photos. I think I'll give it a try in the near future, but first I'll do a little research by visiting sites like SexArt and seeing how the photographers who work for them shoot hot babes.

August 26, 2013

Playing Adult Spy Games

OK no, I'm not talking about getting a fake gun, dressing up in a tux, shaking (not stirring) martinis and hiding around the house with your lover. Sounds fun, but not the kind of spy games I'm about to talk about. These kinds of shenanigans take place in a dressing room, tanning booth or sauna and only one of you knows the rules of play. You see, the hot chick isn't aware of the camera recording all of her nakedness. The winner is the one who cums from all the voyeur porn footage! I am betting you won't lose much. Let's first check out the lingerie-buying ladies on CzechCabins.

August 25, 2013

Huge Cocks for My Ex

So, I just got an interesting e-mail from a former girlfriend of mine. In it, she basically says that she's going to be back in town next week and would love to get together with me so that she can ride my huge cock just like she used to. Seeing as how I'm currently in a relationship, that's just not going to happen. I think I'll have to write back to this ex and tell her to look elsewhere for her big dick fix. Maybe I should also point her toward a few websites where girls who are MegaCockCravers just like her do their best tackle huge cocks.

August 24, 2013

Go For A Drive And Get Some Car Blowjobs

My friend is obsessed with guys who drive fast cars (which may explain why pedestrian of a self never got to fuck her). However, she detests driving them and also doesn't like riding in one when it's a female acquaintance behind the wheel. When I asked what the deal was, she explained that cock sucking is at its hottest when a guy is revving his engine (pun intended) and speeding through the streets. She still loves doing it in the bedroom, on the couch and the occasional trip to the GloryHole, but if ever given the chance, it's all car blowjobs for her.

August 23, 2013

An Ass Fuck A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

They say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but my friend insists that she keeps healthy by getting in plenty of cardio. I'd love to be the guy she works out with, because apparently her definition of cardio is an hour-long ass fuck! I'm a fairly attractive and single guy who loves fucking booties as much as the next dude, maybe even more so. However, I don't get anywhere near as anal sex as I'd like. Knowing that my friend is into EverythingButt sex-related, on top of wanting it on a regular basis and for long intervals, is driving me up the walls with desire.

August 22, 2013

Tempted By Sweet Young Teens

I've got a brother who's 10 years younger than me and I ran into him at a bar the other night. He was there with a bunch of friends, including a few girls who were 18 or 19. These chicks looked like sweet young teens, but I could tell that they were anything but. A few of them were coming on to me the whole time I was at the bar and a couple even suggested we head back to my place. The offers were flattering and even a little tempting, but being in a relationship, I had to turn the girls down and head home. Of course, I fantasized about teen pussy the whole way back to my place and immediately jerked off the second I got in. I beat my meat to IAmEighteen and a couple of other sites. Read on and I'll tell you a bit about all three websites.

August 21, 2013

Fuck More, Earn More!

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Is your paycheck not as high as you would like? Are you looking to make more money? Okay, I know that sounds like something you would read on one of those annoying ads that pop up on the sides of websites, but I am not going to tell you how my cousin earned more money working just 4 hours a week from home. What I am going to tell you is to start having more sex!

August 20, 2013

On The Road with Naked Chicks

I've got a couple of road trips on the horizon and it's occurred to me that I'm going to need to get myself some mobile porn. I'll have my girlfriend on the road with me, but all the traveling might tire her out, so I just want to make sure that I'll have some naked chicks at my disposal in case I get horny and my significant other doesn't have the energy to do something about it. EuroAngelsMobile, HDLoveMobile and SchoolgirlsHDMobile are three of the sites that I'm thinking of joining.

August 19, 2013

I'd Buy Spanks For Her

A really hot date and I got into a discussion about what kinds of clothing always are and what kinds always aren't sexy. Always sexy: black lace lingerie. Never sexy: hand-knitted Christmas sweaters. Flirting eventually led to me promising to buy her something super-revealing (an always-sexy item, by the way) and from there, I was asked if I would buy her some spanks. Oh, sweetie. I would love to watch you get a spanking, so sure! Wait, that's not what she meant? Aw, man! Now the only PunishedGirls in my life are from the Internet.

August 18, 2013

Forget Regular Creampies And Try A Cream Orgy Pie

Being a bit of a swinger, I've been invited to give a babe a creampie on more than one occasion. However, it's usually pretty rare. Rarer still would be what happened about a month ago, which was to take part in a cream orgy pie. When I asked what that was, the party planners explained that it's their made-up term for when dozens of guys give multiple creampies to several different babes. These HomegrownCreampies may sound amazing, but I balked at the idea of someone else's cum touching my dick. Oh, I still went, naturally. I just made sure I got to cum first, is all.

August 17, 2013

One Night with a Hot Asian Girl

What would you do for one night for a hot Asian girl? And this wouldn't be any girl. No, she would be sexy, horny and do pretty much anything to satisfy you. She'd wrap her luscious lips round your tool (or stick her tongue into your pussy) and caress her perky tits and let you do as many naughty things to her as you wanted. Sounds pretty good, right? Well, if you have that kind of babe in your life, then congrats, but it's another few hours of Asian porn for the rest of us to get that kind of thrill. Let me present you with SchoolgirlsHD.

August 16, 2013

Do You Want Some XXX Vids?

I know I do. But where to look for these wonderful porn videos? Ah, well I can help you with that. I'm just that nice. I've been doing this for a while now, you know? I can steer you in the right direction. "Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly." Actually I want to be the fly. Spiders freak me out. They have far too many legs. OK, I'm getting sidetracked here. Let me tell you about the XXX vids on WhiteGhetto.

August 15, 2013

Great Times with Great Tits

While out at a bar the other night, some buddies and I were reminiscing about some of the great times we've had with great tits over the years. This got me thinking of all the busty babes I'd fooled around with over the years and the flood of hot memories really got me horny. By the end of the night I was in desperate need of some sexual release. My girlfriend couldn't help me because she was out of town, so when I got home, I decided to relieve myself by turning to my hands and a website called TittyCreampies.

August 14, 2013

Sex and Relationships: There's An App For That!

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So this week I want to tell you about two new smartphone apps that want to help you with your sex life and relationship. But before that I want to tell you about a dude who didn't need an app to get what he wanted. Alexis Garcia!

August 13, 2013

Down With Gang Violence And Up With Gang Bang Sex

I recently heard a news article that stated gang violence is on the rise in my area. I live in a so-trendy-they're-hippies area (only in order to be close to work, I swear!), so this really took me by surprise. Finding out that a gang is in my neck of the woods is surprising enough as it, but learning there are multiple gangs and that they're duking it out not only with each other, but also with police squads is a real shocker. The only kinds of gang-related action I want near my home is a HardcoreGangbang. You know, the kind that has one or two chicks being banged by a dozen dudes during a raunchy group fucking fiesta!

August 12, 2013

He Wanted Her to Pose For Some Sexy Pictures

So my lovely girlfriend got approached by some photographer today. He apparently wanted to shoot some nude shots of her. She told him that she wasn't interested, but he wasn't going to just take no for an answer. He gave her his card and told her to go check out websites like EroticBeauty, EternalDesire and LSGModels to get an idea of what his sexy pictures would end up looking like. I suppose he figured that she'd change her mind once she saw how good the girls on the aforementioned sites look. Well, long story short, his plan didn't work, but my girlfriend and I did take a peek at the softcore porn sites that he brought up. Read on and I'll tell you a little about them.

August 11, 2013

Do Porn Casting Managers Handle Reality TV Casting Too?

I met someone recently who worked as a casting manager for reality TV shows. He said he was starting to hate his job because there are literally over 10,000 people to see when it's for a renewed season of a popular show. I had actually heard of this person before, but that was back when he interviewed a friend of mine who wanted to become a webcam model. This got me thinking - is he talking about some sort of reality porn web series or has he changed job industries? Do casting managers handle both mainstream reality TV casting and porn castings? Whatever the case may be, this guy is clearly in a lucrative industry. There are RealityJunkies around the world who eat up the show regardless of whether or not it's porn.

August 10, 2013

The Wrong Kind Of Anal Chick

Being a glutton for punishment, I met someone online who took an ad out on Craigslist. I wasn't really expecting to find an ad that interested me, let alone to eventually meet up with the person who posted one. However, I simply couldn't resist temptation when I read that she described her sexual preferences as "being an anal chick." Working as a writer for my day job, I should have picked up on the way things were phrased. The hottie is named Melanie. OnlyMelanie is obsessed with having sex on her timetable and in the exact order she wants. In other words, she's anal retentive, not interested in anal sex. I still fucked her, but the awkward specifics of the when, where and how have guaranteed that I won't be banging this babe ever again.

August 9, 2013

Meet The Writers

"You do WHAT for a living?"

This is a common question the writers at RabbitsReviews hear when they explain their jobs to people. They punch in, visit adult sites, watch porn for several hours, write the reviews and punch out. It might sound great on the outside, but remember that they don't just look at the type of porn they personally like, but all types of porn, so they need an open mind and an enjoyment of pornography that goes beyond the casual.

Top 10 Brunettes In Porn

There's science behind why some people prefer blondes. A woman's hair color is permanently darker after her first pregnancy, so the fairer the hair, the more virginal appears its bearer (apparently from an evolutionary standpoint it's more attractive in terms of reproduction). So maybe the reason I prefer brunettes is because I'm looking less for a golden angel for procreation and more for a devilish vixen with experience under her belt for some recreation. Then again, look at my countdown of the Top 10 Brunettes and you'll be saying to hell with science, too!

August 8, 2013

Top 10 Funniest Porn Sites

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Mainstream porn sites are great for giving you something to look at while you beat your meat or flick your bean, but did you know that adult websites can also give you something to laugh at? We've looked at lots of hilarious sites over the last decade and we'd like to showcase 10 of the funniest here.

August 7, 2013

Top 10 Films About Porn

When it came time to divvy up the Top 10 lists, I, being the resident office film nerd, immediately jumped on this one. And without hesitation I knew what was going to be number 1. As for the other nine spots, well, for those I had to sit down and think about all the movies I had seen that dealt with pornography in some way. The list ended up being pretty lengthy at first, but I made some cuts and shuffled things around and as I like to say to women as I pull down my pants, "I got 10 for you!"

August 6, 2013

Top 10 Blondes In Porn

Choosing 10 of the sexiest blonde pornstars can be a daunting task. With so many pale-haired porn goddesses out there, who can choose? It's like asking me to pick which of my five senses I'd rather give up or which finger I'd want to lose. Okay, perhaps I'm being a bit melodramatic, but, still, once I got to really focusing on the fair-haired performers in the porn biz, the list just got longer and longer and longer. I think once you peruse it, though, you'll understand how hard it is to whittle it down and probably curse me for leaving out some of your favorites. Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

August 5, 2013

10 Things Porn Has Taught Me

RabbitsReviews.com has been around for a decade now, but I joined the team later on in the game. In fact, I'm the newest of the writers on this here corner of the Internet. That doesn't mean I only started learning the ins and outs (get it? because of sex!) of the adult entertainment industry at that time, nor does it come close to meaning that I only started enjoying porn once I began working here. In fact, I had already learned a great deal from my experiences with porn. The following 10 points are the most important lessons porn has taught me over the years.

10 Years of RabbitsReviews - Already?

Time flies. It's hard to believe, even for myself, that RabbitsReviews is already 10 years old. It's been quite a fun and exciting journey and one that continues to unfold. Despite the changes in the adult industry, we're still going strong, with 16 employees at our Montreal office and several off-site. Everyone is saying that tubes killed paysites, but I'm not seeing it. You, our loyal readers, are continuing to spend money on porn. As long as this continues, we will continue to increase the level of quality of our work and service to you. We're grateful for your continuous support and confidence in us!

August 4, 2013

July's Top Porn Sites

July's Top Porn Sites

The time has come again to give you the top sites for last month, people. Not only did we get to chat live with trannies, but we also checked out hentai sex, swingers, softcore beauties, nylon-loving mature hotties, spankings, cuckolding and peeing in undies. Talk about variety, right?! These sites are pretty specialized, but there are a couple or regular hardcore ones in there too, so if you prefer to see a tasty female specimen masturbating or fucking a lucky dude, you can catch them in this list as well. Enjoy.

Funny Sex Sites and a Bit of Retro Porn

Sometimes amid all of the hardcore cock sucking, pussy licking and hole ramming, you might want something a little different. Well, that's what I'm going to discuss today. All three I'm going to mention wouldn't necessarily fall under "funny sex sites," but one sure does. It's called DevilsFilmParodies. It falls into our various porn category since it doesn't quite fit anywhere else. It's quite a treat to see your fave shows get a hardcore makeover.

August 3, 2013

Banging A Black Box

The expression "black box" actually refers to a part of a plane or submarine, etc, that is made with much stronger material than the rest of the vehicle. This is so that it can survive when everything else gets destroyed. Am I the only person who thinks the term sounds like what you would call the pussy of a black chick? At the very least, talking about ebony pussy reminded me of all my former BlackGFs. So let's look at black porn!

August 2, 2013

Blonde Porn Star Victoria Puppy

Every once in a while I stumble across some new girl while browsing the web and I just become obsessed with her. That's what happened the other night when I first laid eyes on blonde porn star Victoria Puppy. I did all sorts of online searching to see what sites she had appeared on and was pleasantly surprised to discover that she'd shot for Tainster, one of the better mega porn sites out there. Armed with the knowledge of where to see her in action, I got comfy and got busy checking out some of Victoria's work.

August 1, 2013

What Would Doubling McDonald's Salaries Cost You?

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If you were in New York on Monday and walked by a McDonald's restaurant you might have noticed a bunch of employees striking outside the joint. Now, you may not have paid that much attention and just headed over to a Burger King (since we all know the King is better anyway), but they are asking for two things.