Is there a better, more accurate documentary than Heartbreak Ridge? It confirms everything I've always assumed about the US Marines.

Is there a film of this high calibre that I could see that would give me information about this British Army thing I've seen so much about? I've yet to see a film that accurately portrays the true nature of the baby-killing, raping, gold looting, innocent civvie punching Squaddie that I know and love so well.

Watch as evil squaddies abuse innocent animals that are living, dead or undead. They also eat human flesh announcing that it tastes just like pork, so offending Muslims, nick all the silver jewellery they can get their hands on and, worst of all, throw up on then kill the heroic bloke who was first on the balcony just because he hadn't had a shave for a couple of days and was getting a bit hairy. We'll not even mention blowing up some poor bugger's cottage for a laugh.