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In the grand scheme though, age-play as the catch all container, covers the most intense adult baby regression play times, all the way to the most minor, husband and wife calling each other "baby", or moaning, "ohh daddy" or girls posing very innocently in a sexual manner. The point I'm trying to make is, a lot of people partake in sexual "age play" and don't even realize that it's for similar reasons as people who like to dress up as babies, wear diapers, and get changed etc. Some activities are just much more subtle, thus they're socially excepted and non even thought about.

He's concerned about a potential minor allergic reaction to that particular candy, that is aggravated by physical exertion. He's getting his heart rate up on the bike, after which he licks the candy, then uses the mirror to check his mouth/ throat for unusual swelling and/or irritation.

Revision: He got into an argument with a friend the other day about how much the ball's composition affects the accuracy with which one can hit the ball with the paddle (his friend insisted that a ball with a tackier finish would slow the ball enough on contact with the paddle to limit the distance the ball could travel away from the paddle, therefore slowing its return and making it easier to hit, whereas he claimed that with enough force the ball would still travel the same distance from the paddle, therefore returning at a faster speed and making it more difficult to hit).

The argument ended and they parted ways, but he was sure the type of ball didn't matter. Eager to prove his friend wrong he went home, picked up his paddle ball and began devising ways to test his theory.

First was how to change the ball to make it tackier. In spite of searching everywhere, he couldn't find a replacement ball with a sticker surface, but while looking he came across a bag of candy and being the resourceful type, decided to use a freshly-licked lollipop to coat the ball making it substantially tackier.

Repeated tests proved that even with this new coating, the ball still travelled a consistent distance away from the paddle and its return acceleration matched that of the uncoated ball.

Feeling no small amount of pride for having been proven correct, he now became a bit nervous to present his findings to his friend. This was, you see, because the original argument resulted from winning a head to head paddle ball endurance competition in which he'd managed a whopping 179 hits more than this very friend.

He hadn't broadcast it at the time, but this was a personal record for him and had been very mentally taxing at the time. He was worried that, after showing his research, he would be challenged again and he couldn't stand to lose, so the training began.

Hours passed, then days, but he wasn't able to break the record he'd set that night. One dark morning though, it hit him: he'd been practising while stationary! In order to improve, he must move outside his comfort zone! Battling mild to severe sleep deprivation, he grabbed the closest thing to him that he thought would provide the necessary challenge - his bicycle - and began pedalling while continuing to practise.

He lost count of how many hours he spent doing this, with his routine of 'paddle/peddle, miss a hit, reapply stickiness from lollipop' turning into an endless repeating blur. With no windows he had no way of telling if it was day or night until suddenly his house was flung open. Startled at first by the bright light, then by the realisation of his appearance to the intruder, the only words he could muster were "Uhh.. I can explain!"

The stranger just turned around and left, no doubt too confused to muster a response. That break though, that sunlight, was a sign. He was ready. He took a long-overdue nap and gathered his thoughts in preparation for what he envisioned as a showdown of epic proportions that night when he confronted his friend.

That night, he showed up at his friends place and triumphantly presented his findings, beaming with pride and excited to show off his finely-honed paddleball skills in the ensuing showdown. His friend looked confused at first, then mildly concerned. "It's been two weeks, I'd forgotten about the whole thing. I just got the new WiiU tennis though, want to play?"

Someone posts a pic of a butthole at random in comment threads using a seemingly harmless looking link, but it usually gets removed rather quickly. Usually someone replies to the post with capital letters saying "BUTTHOLE BELOW!" to warn others about clicking it. Everyone that misses it is left wondering what butthole pic. If you're lucky (?) you'll click on it before it gets deleted and get to see the butthole in all its glory.

This is so stupid. Why would someone get gold because of a dumb joke they made about some stupid kids show that died years ago? Why not give it to the guys at /r/science, for example, who are underappreciated, per se, yet contributing to society in a meaningful and thoughtful way? Reddit, you blow my mind... No wonder everyone's embarrassed by you

Edit: Do you guys just expect me to lower my standards whenever I come on this site?

I don't know, man. I am in Austin and today is fucking depressing here, there have been a huge amount of car crashes and my house almost caught on fire this morning. Her comment made me laugh, so I gave her gold. I am really helping Reddit and that's what really matters.

I've literally never seen that fabulousferd/fred person, when were they around?

/u/Dw-Im-Here actually does a pretty good job though. I honestly understand trolling a little bit with them. Some of their comments are just perfectly crafted to be horrible, sometimes crafted to be convincingly horrible until you notice the username. Makes way more sense than just being annoying by being annoying in the sense that you're just being noisy/spamming cliche offensive things.

It's simple. He likes candy, and riding tricycles and dressing like his childhood days. But society always picked fun at him because well he's probably in his mid 30s. But no, he still does what he enjoys behind closed doors.

This was seriously posted less than a week ago. I understand not everyone sees every post on Reddit, and that's okay. Marginally spaced out reposts are good for Reddit and are an essential part to our community, but not this bullshit.