*Holding the Handler, who was a distraction, with its claw*Now, Shen Gaoren hasn't always had such glamour,I was a drab giant crab, once.Now I know I can be happy as DodogamaBecause I'm beautiful, babyDid your commander say listen to your heart?Be who you are on the inside?If so, these words will tear their argument apart:Your boss, they LIED! I'd rather be

SHINY *thousands of Scout flies are released from its shell and illuminate the cave*like a treasure from a grounded airship wreck!Scrub the deck, and make it lookSHINYLike a relic from a golden dragon's back,Them's the factsDon't ya know?Jagras are dumb, dumb, dumbThey chase anything that glitters.BeginnersOh, and here they come, come, come*small group of Jagras runs up*'cause they're stupid little critters,*opens Kulve skull's jaw and snaps it shut on the Jagras*but good dinnersI just like free foodYou look good to me, food*Prepares to eat the Handler**Hunter runs up behind to try to hit with their weapon but it bounces right off the Kulve Skull*Huh? *turns around**The other Hunters reveal themselves**Gaoren releases Handler and turns attention towards the hunters*

Yet credit for this shell’s only fair,To give to you and that ZorahHe shook down walls blocking El Dorado Cave, where,I found this treasah, so now I am

SHINYLike the Rathalos Plate that will never drop,With you I’ll mop, the floor, so it’s SHINYI’m what G-rank hunters couldn’t hope to stop!My shell can’t be topped. Listen man,

Hope you ain’t, ain’t, ain’tThinkin’ a couple oafs have got good odds‘gainst War o’ Worlds Tripod (Look it up)You will faint, faint, faint,Maybe you should’ve brought less Scout flies,More med suppliesFar from the world you abandoned toaid in the Research Commissionit’s you that they wantedYou tried to be tough,But your armor's not high-tier enough!

TRUST ME!You’d rather be fighting the pickle that’sANGRY!But a short-tempered Tempered still won’t be as

SHINY!Soak it in, cause it's the last you're gonna seeBefore cart three, then I’ll be much moreSHINYOnce I’m Tempered ‘cause y’all hunters had to flee.Win-win for me