Vancouver Conservatory sighting

Published May 17th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

My girlfriend and I were exploring the Vancouver Conservatory and discovered this plant, which was clearly blessed by his Noodliness, and believe it to be a sign that he still surrounds us with his blessed appendages in all life.

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Wow brother! Incredible sighting of His Noodliness! However, I must expose your flaws, as you used pronouns such as “he” and “his,” while you should’ve used “He” and “His,” or, more preferably, “His Sweet Succulent, Saucy Carbohydrated Meatiness.” Thank you brother, keep up the good fight.