List of short songs

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Argh...

Lyrics

[SpongeBob and Patrick are randomly yelling and dancing, while thrashing a chainsaw and guitar.]

Trivia

Argh... is the shortest song in the series, lasting less than 5 seconds.

Bikini Bottom National Anthem

Bikini Bottom National Anthem-3

"Bikini Bottom National Anthem" is the anthem that Bikini Bottomites use as a pledge. The anthem was first heard in the episode "Imitation Krabs" as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake, and again in "Little Yellow Book" when Squidward puts it on the radio after learning he dances in his underwear when he hears that theme. The anthem was recited in "Imitation Krabs" while SpongeBob and Robot Krabs stood on one leg and balanced a cup of chocolate milk on their heads.

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth is a song sung by SpongeBob in "Krabby Road." It's to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Plankton tuned somewhere else before finishing the song.

Lyrics

Brush, brush, brush my teeth,

Gently keep them clean-

Brushin' Everywhere

"Brushin' Everywhere" is a very short song sung by Patrick while brushing his teeth in the episode "Dumped."

Lyrics

Brush brush brush,

Brush brush brush,

Brushin' everywhere

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear

Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear is a song sung by Eban Schletter in "Sing a Song of Patrick." Before the band members are forced to sing Patrick's song, they are heard performing the ending line of the song. It isn't the whole thing, but it is all that was heard of it. The song was written by Tom King.

Gary's Way

Lyrics

The most important meal of the day,

Servin' it up,

Gary's way.

Pop!

Going on down to Boating School

Going on down to Boating School is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "The Hot Shot." He sings it as he runs down to Boating School, and is cut short by his classmates who he thinks are cheering for him (they are cheering for Tony Fast).

Krusty Kra-a-a-a-a-ab Pizza, is the pizza, yea-ah, for you and me-e-e-e-e-e!

Laundry Song

Laundry Song is the song in "New Digs" when SpongeBob does laundry. Its instrumental version is the title card song.

SpongeBob Music- The Laundry Song

Lyrics

Laundry song, la la la

Sing about your laundry all day long!

La-la-la-la-laundry song!

Meatball, Meatball

Meatballs Meatballs Spaghetti Underneath

Meatball, Meatball is a chant used in the episode "Imitation Krabs," as part of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' secret handshake. The chant is recited while Robot Krabs is shot out of a cannon and lands on a chair to "eat" a plate of spaghetti.

Lyrics

SpongeBob and Robot Krabs:Meatball, meatball

Spaghetti underneath.

Ravioli, ravioli

Great Barrier Reef!

Trivia

Near the end of Imitation Krabs, Plankton does his own reprise that goes like, "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli."

This has become somewhat of an internet meme, with many edited videos of the clip, and even a remix of the phrase to the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow'.

Lyrics

Pearl's Me Daughter

Lyrics

Yar har, Pearl's me daughter,

And I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho,

Pearl's a whale and it's her birthday,

yar, yar, yar Ta-da!

Sandy's Western Song

Sandy's Western Song is a song that Sandy sings in an attempt to remove SpongeBob's earworm in the episode, "Earworm." Sandy states that this song is even more "irresistible" while wearing a cowboy hat.

The Princess Screams

This song is about how Princess Pearl is close to death, and Squidly is not very hopeful that she will survive from Planktonamor's wrath. The melody vaguely resembles "Rule, Britannia."

Lyrics

Hark the princess, she screams from the tower,

From the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour.

There Once Was a Dragon

Lyrics

There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,

He let me go free, for he had a big heart! [zapped by the dragon]

Everyone be-ith a critic.

'Tis All Ended Well

Lyrics

Hark rings the bell, 'tis all ended well,

The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned,

And only a few of us got badly burned!

Squidward Is My Best Friend

Squidward Is My Best Friend is a song sung by SpongeBob in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" while SpongeBob is playing the bass very badly and squeakily and is singing. In the second verse, he pulls back the bow on the string like a bow and arrow and lets go, having it go through one of Squidward's paintings.

Lyrics

Squidward, is my best friend, in the world,

Squidward, is my best friend in the sea,

Squidward, likes Patrick more than SpongeBob,

And Patrick is a dirty stinky rotten friend stealer!

Squidward's Lullaby

"Squidward's Lullaby" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Snooze You Lose."

Lyrics

Sleep, little Squidward.

Catch some winks

Everything and everybody clearly stinks.

Steppin' on the Beach

"Steppin' on the Beach" is a song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "Walking Small." This song has become popular on the Internet.

Lyrics

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Surreptitiously Mine

"Surreptitiously Mine" is a short song performed by SpongeBob in the episode "To Love a Patty.' The lyrics were written by Casey Alexander, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.

Lyrics

Someday I’m gonna make you my sweetie

Not overtly, but surreptitiously

Drum solo! Doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

The Toy Store Song

The Toy Store Song is a short song heard in the episode "Toy Store of Doom." SpongeBob sings the entire song.

We Are Der Little Kiddievinks

Lyrics

We are der little kiddievinks,

Der kiddievinks, der kiddievinks.

Ve are der little kiddievinks,

Ve love to sing all day!

Welcome Home, Sandy

In the episode "A Flea in Her Dome," SpongeBob and Patrick try to sing a song about Sandy coming back. This song is known as Welcome Home Sandy. However, the bus driver stops SpongeBob before he can finish this song. Many have praised the bus driver for this.