Jerking Off at Work? (The Bathroom doesn't count)

Today I threw caution to the wind, I jerked off at work which is pretty bold considering I have a glass door to my office. But it WAS lunch time...

Any interesting stories out there? You have a cubicle and no one noticed? You fucked the janitor and your boss didn't hear you? (Maybe that bathroom story is worth sharing).

Please share any tidbits, but I said no bathroom because how is that interesting? I want to know if there are millions of us out there rubbing one off between sales calls at work about as often as you change the toner...

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When I was a college student I worked at a campground that had a small private beach. Every morning I would have to rake the beach (with a large yolked rake over my shoulders) and then do the volleyball courts with hand rakes. Anyway, I was a walking hard-on as it was, but this activity always got me worked up. We used to have Navy cadets come in to practice swimming and water safety. They usually came Mon, Wed, Friday. One of the instructors was ridiculously stacked but still toned all over (or so I remember). After a summer of watching her slink around in her bikini (she changed into it to sunbathe as they had to wear really gross one piece units when teaching) the mere sound of the bus would get me going. A couple of weeks before my summer job ended the cadets would come out for a final beach party, where they would destroy my boats and generally make a ton of work for me. I had to make sure that the beach was perfect, so I worked on it all morning. I guess for the going away party Julia (stacked girl) was breaking in a new bikini. This girl obviously had never seen the bikini wet because as soon as she got out of the water it became obvious that the bikini was almost transparent. I was standing right by the lifeguard chair when she got out, so I managed to avert her from her friends before they could warn her. I ogled her for 5 or 10 minutes while we made pointless chit-chat about going back to school. I was thoroughly worked up by the time one of her asshole friends made her cover-up. I disappeared to my workshop and completely fucking stripped off my shorts and gave myself a going over. I blew it into an old towel from the "Lost and Found". In my haste to rub one out I forgot to lock my door. As I was pulling up my shorts and tying my drawstring I heard a voice at the door. Julia came over to invite me to take part in their BBQ. I don't know for a fact that she saw anything, but she was sort of shy around me the rest of the day. I figured it was because I pretty much saw her naked, but I can't be sure how long she was in my doorway before she got my attention. Anyway, that sort of stopped my jerking while working! And, for the record, I did not get any play from her whatsoever. It turned out that one of the male instructors was her boyfriend. Fuck it, I still got one off because of her! :biggrin1:

Partially, I've stroked my cock and had a small wank and full blown erection, but I've never gone far enough to actually blow my load over something. The resulting explosion could kind of hard to cover up. I have finished of before in my car however before the boring trip home.

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I do more frequently than I should. We have two offices at work that I have access to and when the occupants are off I go in and sit behind the two-way glass. I can jerk off if there is a hot girl out in front of the glass or just when I get bored. WHAT a rush. especially if a hot one is around and they have no idea they are being watched.

I told a girl at work about it and can (not very often, but sometimes) convince her to go out in front of it and act like she is doing something bending over showing her cleavage or ass to me.

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i have jerked off at work plenty of times lol ...usually in my office and at least two times in the shower...the shower session was when no one was around...it is an ego trip to see how long and thick ya dick can get lol then u fantasize about a nice piece of pussy or a tight asshole that can barely take all of you........ or a mouth that you took the time to throat fuck...it takes me a long time to cum and when i do i ususlly bust a heavy load... in my office i have porno vids..and pics that females and males send to me ......... naked pics of their bodies...genetalia...and it is surprising how big some of the females pussies are...........especially the clits ....asians are my favorites and seem to be the tightest of all the species lol they are freaky for black cock too

I jerk off at work all the time. My hours are off 2 from everybody else's so I leave at 8pm when they all leave at 6. From 7-8 there is usually not a soul around. Our firewall is pretty much non-existant as well, so I have quite a bit of porn on my work computer - Thanks LPSG! I jerk off at my cubicle (making sure I have plenty of paper towels or napkins to use for cleanup) while watching porn and sometimes someone will walk by the aisle but they just think I'm working. If there are a few people here and I get sucked into looking at porn, I go to the bathroom to do it.

One time I did have someone come up to my cubicle mid-jerk and I didn't see them coming, but they stayed where they couldn't see below my waist so I kept it under the desk. That was scary...but fun.

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i have jerked off at work plenty of times lol ...usually in my office and at least two times in the shower...the shower session was when no one was around...it is an ego trip to see how long and thick ya dick can get lol then u fantasize about a nice piece of pussy or a tight asshole that can barely take all of you........ or a mouth that you took the time to throat fuck...it takes me a long time to cum and when i do i ususlly bust a heavy load... in my office i have porno vids..and pics that females and males send to me ......... naked pics of their bodies...genetalia...and it is surprising how big some of the females pussies are...........especially the clits ....asians are my favorites and seem to be the tightest of all the species lol they are freaky for black cock too

gotta say I have jerked off at my desk a bunch of times.. sometimes i just couldnt take it.. alot of times ill just rub one out through my pants...although have to make sure how I cum because it can get messy... I dont have to wear a suit so usually its easy ..but hell yeah I have.

I stay later than most people at work so i have jerked off in the room where the college temps work...lol I even have a picture of me sitting in one of my temps desks lol....and no i dont like cum on there chair or anything.. rug or just careful where i shoot it.

In a previous job, I did it several times when I was working late and was the only one left in the office. I always shot it into the trash can at my desk. Once I was almost caught by the custodian, who walked in right as I was cumming.

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Yeah, I've jerked off at work a couple of times, but it's usually to get myself to be more focused. I love feeling horny...it's like being high to me. If I make myself jerk off, I'll lose that feeling and then have to find something productive to do.

Yeah, I've jerked off at work a couple of times, but it's usually to get myself to be more focused. I love feeling horny...it's like being high to me. If I make myself jerk off, I'll lose that feeling and then have to find something productive to do.

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I'm that way when I have a project to work on.

I've jerked off at work once (during an internship), but other than that the rare occasions where I have jo'ed while at work took place in the privacy of a bathroom stall.