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I love you•July 04, 2010 19:21

Stefan:Why don't we spend the time telling me how much 'fun' you and Damon had having sex during the pageant?Amber: I broke up with Damon, jackass.Stefan: What,why?Amber: Dude, he was a vampire.Stefan:[thinking to himself]I'm screwed.

DanalovesDamon•July 04, 2010 19:12

Stefan: Listen to me, I will crack you down, crack you like an egg, then crack your insides one by one. You hear?Amber: Say crack again!Stefan: CRACK.[reference from mean girls!]

Ianisamazing•July 04, 2010 19:03

Amber: Stefan, girls are like a beer. They smell good and they look good, but you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!Stefan: That's quite true, Amber.Amber: No it's not, vampires can't even drink beer.Stefan: But, they can drink girls. (reference to 'ts')

nilam•July 04, 2010 17:38

Stefan: For the last freaking time! Where is my grease and comb?!

hugachaka•July 04, 2010 17:25

Stefan:...Elena?

hugachaka•July 04, 2010 17:23

Stefan: Do i have something between my teeth?

humptastic!•July 04, 2010 17:10

AMBER: The police are comming. I already called them. STEFAN: I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you and your musty smell of blood!

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.