US' AIRISTOTLE TAKES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

OULU, FINLAND -- With an unprecedented showing of United States air guitar talent on the world stage – where the stars and stripes took three of the top 5 spots – America tonight achieved the highest honor of them all: on just his fourth trip to Finland, competing against a dozen countries in the name of world peace, our very own AIRISTOTLE (Matt Burns) became the Air Guitar World Champion.