Monday, May 23, 2011

KLANGGGK! Another Fucked Up Nigger Mess

This is a fuckin' riot. The 300 billion dollar war-proof car the moolie in chief rides around in totally disintegrated on an irish curbstone HAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110523/ts_yblog_theticket/obama-hits-car-trouble-in-ireland

Barack O'Bama is getting in touch with his Irish ancestral roots, according to the Associated Muslim Press, because as we all know he is an Irishman of long standing. Faith and bejabbers. But oi loike it tu. Magically delicious. An' sure. He said to the cheering Irish peasants, "There's a little bit o' green in the red white and blue." What he meant was the green of Islam, but don't expect the Irish to understand that. But to return to the Beast - the sound of that 10 ton Paranoia Vehicle bottoming out on that cow catcher is the greatest fucking sound in sound effect recording history. They ought to use that as the template sound effect for collapsing undercarriages for the next thousand years. I'm surprised the machinegun didnt spring into action and mow down the crowd. HHAHAHAHA i'm laughing already and it didnt even happen. Imagine if it had. I would have to be hospitalized with stomach ruptures.---- "My name is Barack Obama, of the Moneygall Obamas, and I've come home to find the apostrophe we lost somewhere along the way," a clearly tickled Obama — make that O'Bama — told the overflow throng at Dublin's College Green with his wife, Michelle, right by him. "We feel very much at home." _AP ---- this is what is known as malarky. In case you ever wondered what that Irish expression meant. It means what the sock monkey was lying about. They are going to have to change all the upholstery where the sock monkey and his panoramic-assed wife were sitting due to the vast amounts of the Shits of Fear that came pouring out of both their asses at the sound of the undercarriage clanking to the ground and the vehicle stopping dead flat dead on a tank trap. They musta all thought the Taliban had come to call to impart the vengeance of Allah's most sacred and holy balls upon them all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "DIS KAW IB APOTA NEBBA BE IN TRUBBIL, ITE! WHATDA FUK. NOW WE GONNA DIE! HOLY MAKRIL ANDY!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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hi. i used to be jayjay the mouseketeer. now i am jj, the gay, no wait, the totally heterosexual and very manly former comedian in easyriders and biker magazines, and a blogger person with 4 but you dont have to count them, 4, blogs: jj solari vs you, jj solari vs the constitution, jj solari vs thomas kinkade and jj solari vs lost vegas. that last one is totally vulgar. the first one is totally un PC, the second one makes me enemies of the Right but not of the Left even though I myself am an enemy of the Left and merely an observer of the Right, and the third one critques quite harshly the so called art work of thomas Kinkade. the thomas kinkade blog is no longer being added to since the day he had the courtesy to die. thank you. oh and fuck you.