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Don't stress yourself out about finding the perfect gift for the patriot in your life. Give them what every blue-blooded American really wants -- FREEDOM. Freedom to choose the tank top or tshirt that depicts their American pride in the most perfect way. Freedom to decide whether they want the...

You're a bald eagle eating an apple pie. If you snack, it's exclusively baseball stadium peanuts. Your doorbell plays the Star Spangled Banner and your ringtone is the sound of a drone targeting the enemy. You're American AF! And you don't care who knows it!

I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed...

In the immortal words of Ricky Bobby, "SHAKE AND BAKE BROTHER"! Thats right, if you ain't first, you're last.. This shirt is the "Shake" half, so surely you're going to want to get the "Bake" half as well. This t-shirt makes a great gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, or any...

"SHAKE AND BAKE BROTHER"! Thats right, if you ain't first, you're last...Words to live by from the immortal Ricky Bobby This shirt is the "Bake" half, so surely you're going to want to get the "Shake" half as well. Makes a great gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, or any friend...

You and your significant other need to put on this t-shirt (that's right, order a pair of these badboys). Grab a couple of 12 packs, some fireworks, and Old Glory. Hit your favorite party spot and see what happens. That's called getting "Star Spangled Hammered". It doesn't have to be...

Hello Kitty, unicorns and overly protective grandmothers—each of these cares deeply about feelings, emotions and those who find themselves woefully offended at the first sign of freedom. Here’s the deal, though—you’re a woman, and you know what’s up. Make this t-shirt your own, and take a firm stance against touchy...

Attention all females eligible to vote in this upcoming election. The Donald needs you back. I know he's said one or two (or 750) things that may have been a bit off putting, so we'll start slowly. Get yourself one of these "Make America Great Again" t-shirts. Let it mark...

That's right, I wear my crown like this on purpose. You want to come over here and straighten it out? Take a good hard look at me first. If you still wanna do it, then go for it.......That's what I thought. They don't call me the Notorious RBG for nothing....

You know what you are. You have a few choice words for those loonies too. Let them call you what they want. You're pride for the greatest country in the world isn't something you take lightly. Proudly scream with your shirt choice: I AM AMERICAN!!

You’re not a sheep, so don’t wear sheep’s clothing. Wear a shirt that says you don’t give a damn about danger as long as it means you’re living free. Because dangerous freedom trumps peaceful slavery every time.

Get the shirt that delivers a message... loud and clear. It's our latest addition to the "F Yourself Fall Ladies Line" of tank tops and t-shirts. "If This Flag Offends You, Go F*** Yourself" draws a line in the sand, clearly stating which side you are on. The shirt may...

There’s no crying in baseball, and no damn sappy “feelings” in the constitution. If we had sold this shirt in the 1700’s, then James Madison would have put it right after the 2nd Amendment. But for now, we’ll just put it on this sexy shirt for you.

This shirt will help you tell the world that you're "Straight Outta F****." Meaning, you could care less about anything anyone has to say about anything. You've found yourself surrounded by whiners, crybabies, and complaining idiots, making you spend all of your F**** on their lame ass issues. When will...

It doesn't matter if you were born in Long Beach, Miami Beach, or Myrtle Beach. You could have been raised in the hood, in the burbs, or on the wrong side of the tracks. One thing you all have in common, is you're "Straight Outta Merica". Wear this shirt with...

A shirt whos message rings loud and clear. I'm so sorry that your child had to endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies. Go ahead and call the number on my shirt. Operators are standing by, waiting...

Last time I checked, it was idiots that were ruining America, not guns. Rather than a wall across the Mexican border, can we build a wall around all the idiots that are currently free to roam the streets? Obama are you listening? Ban the idiots!

The secret to success in America is to work hard. Bust your rump so you can support not only your family, but the millions of other families who didn't get the hard work memo. I mean sure, sitting at home and popping out babies is work right? They deserve a...

If you're the kind of person who orders sun-dried tomatoes and pineapple on your pizza, this shirt may offend you. If you're the kind of person that scoops up a spider in a jar and puts it outside instead of killing it, this shirt might offend you. If the sight...

Not into wussies, wimps, or weasels? Have you had it with thin skinned, overly sensitive crybabies that can't take a little criticism (constructive or otherwise)? If so, then here's your shirt ladies. The four words emblazoned on the front..."F*** Your Safe Space", convey a much longer message. Results from a...

If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.