1. I dislike but not hate uPlay, this won't be the first game I have on it… at least thank god it's not origin or windows live. Or all of them combined.

2. I dislike but not hate - you. Because of this persuasive preview of yours now I bought the bloody game!http://i44.tinypic.com/2rr59o5.jpg
And now I can't afford beer for next few days, you evil bastard!