January 13th 2000
No. 474

spigot: SO HE'S LIKE "HOW ABOUT I PISS IN YOUR FACE"
spigot: AND I'M ALL "NO THANKS"
spigot: SO NOW I'M SOAKED
pants: THEN WHAT HAPPENED
spigot: I WENT HOME AND WORKED ON MY WEB PAGE
pants: HTML IS HARD