Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Three times now, Lucky, Snuffles, and I have argued and debated vehemently over battles that could decide the very fate of the universe. Three times now, we have turned the future of humanity over to our readers for a vote. Three times now, I have forgotten to post the results.

But that ends today.

Fear, mortals, as these titans, these heroes of old, these men of renown who, like the Nephilim who keep showing up in campy Christian sf novels, sometimes with laser eyes (because everyone likes Nephilim with laser eyes), crush and smash one another in heroic, manly bloodshed after the fashion of the paladins of Charlemagne! Especially Bradamante, the girl paladin. Everybody likes a girl paladin. Rogero so totally didn't deserve her.

Where was I? Yes--we have RESULTS from our THREE EPIC BATTLES. The polls are now closed and you, the readers, have decided who would live and who would die. I hope you feel good about yourselves, you cold-hearted scum.

(If you missed the battles, click the titles to see the epics unfold!)

Three times now, Lucky, Snuffles, and I have argued and debated vehemently over battles that could decide the very fate of the universe. Three times now, we have turned the future of humanity over to our readers for a vote. Three times now, I have forgotten to post the results.

But that ends today.

Fear, mortals, as these titans, these heroes of old, these men of renown who, like the Nephilim who keep showing up in campy Christian sf novels, sometimes with laser eyes (because everyone likes Nephilim with laser eyes), crush and smash one another in heroic, manly bloodshed after the fashion of the paladins of Charlemagne! Especially Bradamante, the girl paladin. Everybody likes a girl paladin. Rogero so totally didn't deserve her.

Where was I? Yes--we have RESULTS from our THREE EPIC BATTLES. The polls are now closed and you, the readers, have decided who would live and who would die. I hope you feel good about yourselves, you cold-hearted scum.

(If you missed the battles, click the titles to see the epics unfold!)