Vladimir Putin–dictator, persecutor of gays, war criminal, charmer of Megyn Kelly and tigers–has released a new set of Siberian vacation photos seven months ahead of the next Russian presidential election. And daaaaaamn look at those pecs.

Jay Bradford should probably start investing in lottery tickets, because his luck seems to be of an extraordinary sort. On December 12, he lost his wedding band in the middle of the ocean. On December 16 he returned to look for it — and what do you know? He actually found it.

As part of his visit to Alaska, Barack Obama made a trip to the far-north fishing village of Dillingham, where a salmon squirted “milt” onto his shoes. That’s a “sperm-containing fluid.” Yup, that fish essentially splooged all over the President’s shoes.

David Hayes caught a record channel catfish on August 5th with his granddaughter's Barbie-branded rod and reel. Hayes was fishing with his granddaughter Alyssa in a private pond in northwestern North Carolina when he caught the 21 pounder with the pink plastic rod after Alyssa asked him to hold it while she visited…