ELSEWHERE ON THE GTP NETWORK:

David Letterman has secretly married girlfriend Regina Lasko, according to reports. Letterman and Lasko got hitched before a justice of the peace March 19 in Choteau, Mont. Their 5-year-old son Harry was present at the ceremony.

Letterman told The Late Show audience he never thought he’d tie the knot.

“I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I … secretly felt that men who were married admired me, like I was the last of the real gunslingers.”

Looks like Regina finally roped in her gunslinging cowboy! Congrats to the hopefully happy couple!