Ruined White Capri’s

Well, I locked myself out of the damn bathroom and I had taken a laxative because I really felt full and wanted to take a big shit. well guess what happened. I managed to fill my favorite white capri’s. I’d call it a huge mistake but I don’t see shitting my pants as a mistake at all I see it as a pretty good time but this one definitely caught me off guard and this shit came out like a fire hose spewing! I don’t think I have ever shit so fast in my entire life! watch me fight to get that bathroom door open while trying to hold in this enormous shit. then see it explode into my pants and stain them all up nice and brown. I really did try to get that darn door open but it just wasn’t in the cards this time.