The Salty Pirate test

Sir Francis Drake

The Salty Sea Dog!

Francis Drake began his nautical career as a hired navigator aboard slave ships (not to be confused with slave traders), but then began working for england as a "Sea Dog" AKA a privateer. He stole enough treasure from the spanish to pay off england's national debt, and eventually defeated the Spanish Armada, some say with the help of sea witches. Francis Drake had an intense hatred of catholics and the flag of his ship was the Red Cross of Saint George. Sir Francis Drake's ship was the second to circumnavigate the globe.

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