The boogers are not a mere snack to be consumed, they are a caged animal’s attempt at creating some meaningful art form to comfort their ailing soul. Think of the degenerate in his prison cell who smears the walls with his excrement; is an office worker not in a cubicle-filled prison of his own? Do not mock their simplistic art forms, these genii find comfort in adorning their surroundings–I suppose you would rather he print out motivational sayings written in Comic Sans, and tape them to his walls? Perverse!

]]>By: error27http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406243
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:13:41 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406243If you put a booger on the door of the fridge, it could work as a dieting tool.
]]>By: Poltergeisthttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406242
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:50:27 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406242Grassy Ass (that’s Spanish for “Thank You”).

If we could all just accept the fact that we hate each and every individual around us, especially those who fingerpaint with boogers, life would be that much easier to get through. Drop the facade and get real – Embrace your inner hatred!

]]>By: D / DMhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406241
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:14:40 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406241Not going to work. Everybody knows you don’t store boogers in the fridge. Ever.
]]>By: D / DMhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406240
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:12:41 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406240“For snaking purposes”… Hmm. I suppose if you had enough boogers, you might be able to use them to disguise yourself as a snake. But I have to think there are easier and safer ways to go snaking.
]]>By: Clip Snarkhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406239
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:07:15 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406239Looks like a little touch of red on that booger. Might want to get a humidifier for the dry, winter air.
]]>By: Sensible Madnesshttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406238
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:44:37 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406238This note writer is a fool. The booger was clearly placed there for public consumption, much like a box of donuts placed on the break room counter is for public consumption. Boogers you’re saving for yourself are kept in a clearly marked crisper drawer in the fridge.
]]>By: Sesquipedalianhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406237
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:46:45 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406237How does one use a booger to snake something?
]]>By: Jittyhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406235
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:24:54 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406235People have got to stop threatening to lick/spit in their office fridge food. All they need to do is affix a booger label and then no one will eat it.
]]>By: Nunavut Guyhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406234
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:18:43 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406234I prefer my boogers air dried and hardened for snaking purposes.
]]>By: Nunavut Guyhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406233
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:13:46 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406233And we collectively hate you.
]]>By: Poltergeisthttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406232
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:42:24 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406232I keep trying to think of something witty to say, but this is just too gross. I hate people.
]]>By: jdanielhttp://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/22/afternoon-snack/comment-page-1/#comment-406231
Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:32:37 +0000http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20868#comment-406231This is sickening. Was this person raised by apes? Boogers belong on the underside of desks, out of sight.
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