accused of inappropriately touching himself in public, but his lawyer told a jury in San Francisco Superior Court that Sierra had simply been uncomfortable exposing himself completely and arranging himself in a way that gave a passer-by the wrong impression.

fusillade762:accused of inappropriately touching himself in public, but his lawyer told a jury in San Francisco Superior Court that Sierra had simply been uncomfortable exposing himself completely and arranging himself in a way that gave a passer-by the wrong impression.

A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

WhippingBoy:A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

GranoblasticMan:WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

WhippingBoy:A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.The man with the dog misunderstood Sierra's movements, Elias said. He also saw Sierra using what he thought was lubricant, but Sierra testified that it was prescription cream to treat chronic eczema on another part of his body.

Yah right, I've heard better stories from first year law students explaining why they're late for the exam.

WhippingBoy:A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

2-3 years ago i was walking across the packed parking lot of a local strip mall with both hands full of parcels to mail to eBay buyers. my athletic pants failed me and fell to my ankles and i wasn't wearing unders. i was waiting to get arrested while standing in line at the Post Office that day.

WhippingBoy:A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

You live in British Columbia, right? And a few weeks ago would be January.

Just for arguments sake, lets assume that he WAS masturbating in public. While being icky and gross, it's a bit insane that it rises to such a heinous level that it would require LIFETIME membership on the sex offender list.

Are there really people so stupid that they bought this bullshiat story? Why is there even a debate over nudity in town? I do not want your drippy junk touching any surface I might sit on after you. That goes double for your sweaty ass crack. I'm no prude but there's a time and a place for everything.

GranoblasticMan:WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

KrispyKritter:WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

2-3 years ago i was walking across the packed parking lot of a local strip mall with both hands full of parcelsshiny kettles to mail to eBay buyers. my athletic pants failed me and fell to my ankles and i wasn't wearing unders. i was waiting to get arrested while standing in line at the Post Office that day.

no icon tact:KrispyKritter: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

2-3 years ago i was walking across the packed parking lot of a local strip mall with both hands full of parcels shiny kettles to mail to eBay buyers. my athletic pants failed me and fell to my ankles and i wasn't wearing unders. i was waiting to get arrested while standing in line at the Post Office that day.

redsquid:Are there really people so stupid that they bought this bullshiat story? Why is there even a debate over nudity in town? I do not want your drippy junk touching any surface I might sit on after you. That goes double for your sweaty ass crack. I'm no prude but there's a time and a place for everything.

shiat like this is why we should disband the entire sex offender registry and just make kiddy diddling and violent rape capitol crimes. Those are the only two sex offenses anyone really cares about. Even the "victims" of flasher just laugh it off or want him to get his ass kicked. And it is only men who can be flashers. Even the most heinous of sea hags don't provoke anything but an "Aaaagh." from men. No one's callin' the cops on boobies. And the kids who are 5 and 6 and threatened with sexual assault for smacking each other in the ass? That's a death rattle of common sense.

The lists should go and the punishments be altered. If you can never atone for the sin, make it a capitol offense. If you can atone, dispense with the list.

I did not know they passed a citywide nudity ban. This won't effect glittery fuzzy rainbow sock dude, will it? He's actually something of a tourist draw for the Castro. First place I take my relatives when they come to the US to visit is San Francisco and the Castro for a pic with glittery fuzzy rainbow sock dude is one of our first stops. I think everyone in my family who has been here to visit has a pic with glittery fuzzy rainbow sock dude. It's mandatory. Especially if I'm leading the expedition.

TheGreatGazoo:redsquid: Are there really people so stupid that they bought this bullshiat story? Why is there even a debate over nudity in town? I do not want your drippy junk touching any surface I might sit on after you. That goes double for your sweaty ass crack. I'm no prude but there's a time and a place for everything.

GungFu:GranoblasticMan: WhippingBoy: A few weeks ago, I was taking out the garbage. This was early in the morning, so I was just wearing my robe. I had a bit of difficulty with the can, and my robe fell open as I turned around just as the paper lady way delivering the newspaper. Awkward.

Go on...

That was a fantastic episode. Patrick Stewart is one of the funniest people around.

JWideman:And the judge bought that bullshiat? That's a hell of a lawyer.

A jury bought it, but they probably knew it was bullshiat. They just didn't want him to be on a sex offender registry for life. He was most certainly yanking it, because that's the biggest load of horseshiat I've ever heard in my life.

JWideman:And the judge bought that bullshiat? That's a hell of a lawyer.

Jeff Adachi is the .....what do you call that thing that the city appoints a lawyer if you can't afford one? Not community defender, not city attorney. I've met and voted for Jeff but have a blank on the title of his office.

He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.The man with the dog misunderstood Sierra's movements, Elias said. He also saw Sierra using what he thought was lubricant, but Sierra testified that it was prescription cream to treat chronic eczema on another part of his body.

And the gerbil? It was a service animal. And he fell on it by accident, dammit!What a convoluted pile of BS.

He kept his tank top on, Elias said, but to fit in with naked men who wear jewelry on their genitals, he attached a metal ring from a binder to his shirt and looped it over his penis.

So lemme get this straight. Before or after applying cream to his chronic rash he shoved his willie through a binder ring attached to his wife beater, which was the only article of clothing on his body... to be cool? LOL

LiteWerk:"so, S.F. is a place where freaks used to let it all hang out?"

You should attend the folsom street fair, it's a true sf experience. Live fisting demos and whatnot. The pic on my profile is from there.

I've seen a number of nude dudes walking down the street, with giant wangs covered in piercings, old dudes with leather tanned skin jacking it in public, whatever. It's part of what makes sf memorable.

Now a dude sitting in a car in the park, staring at people and whacking off, that's just creepy. Putting it out there in broad daylight seems almost wholesome in comparison.