Megan Fox's empire

We on this site, both writers and readers, have a hard time agreeing on things. Most of us loved THE DARK KNIGHT and you'd be hard pressed not to find a Robert Downey Jr. fan around these parts. Uwe Boll is generally reviled, and Johnny Depp is deified. But even these are not absolute truths--in fact few things in life are.

Perhaps the one thing that all fanboys, mothers, daughters, butchers, ex-presidents, math teachers and minotaurs can agree on is the fact that Megan Fox is the epitome of hotness, that we all want to bang her brains through the floor, and that no one else even comes close. If you don't think so, Empire magazine sure does. Check out the tattooed goddess on the cover of Empire Magazine's Hot Issue.