The Dark Knight Rises: No matter your age or sex, gender, we would like to know what it’s like to wear that cat suit.

27 Dresses: If someone annoys you enough you will end up happily married to them

Driving Lessons: Crazy old ladies make the best of friends

Eagle Eye: Never trust computers that can think for themselves

Elizabethtown: You can peak on the phone

Enchanted: If you’re an animated character you will end up a real person smack dab in the middle of New York.

The Fall: There comes a moment when we will all most certainly fall. We just have to learn how to get back up (My 2nd all time favorite movie)

Frozen: Just let it go. Don’t hold it back anymore.

The Grand Budapest Hotel: The best stories are stories within stories and your occasional murder mystery

Hairspray: You can always take down the jealous bitch lady and steal her stuck-up daughter’s boyfriend.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: If you’re a wizard you will be informed of this by a giant with an umbrella

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: You can kill a giant snake with a glittering sword

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: The tress will attack you if you piss them off

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Anyone can battle a dragon but find a date for the ball? Not so easy.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: You can suffer from extreme teen angst

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: In every cave there are dead people in the bottom of its lake

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1): Camping is fun…but for only so long. It needs to end sometime.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2): Even if you’re in the middle of a war, there is always time to make out

Haven: You can make very powerful acid in a high school science class

He’s Just Not That Into You: If a guy acts like he doesn’t give a shit then he genuinely doesn’t give a shit.

High School Musical: Singing karaoke will help you find true love

High School Musical 2: You can work at a resort and no one will think you’re weird for breaking out into song

High School Musical 3: Senior Year: Graduating high school is way less exciting then you think.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey: Dwarves are remarkably good at cleaning kitchens

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug: Dragons are fire and death and sound remarkably like Benedict Cumberbatch

Jumper: If you fall in a lake you will end up in the middle of a library and have no idea how you got there

Law Abiding Citizen: Sometimes innocent people go to jail while the guilty go free.

Mamma Mia!: If you don’t know who your father is just break out into song and you’ll find him

Midnight in Paris: Everything is more beautiful in the rain (This is my all time favorite movie)

Mean Girls: You really can take down the mean girl but you’ll become the new bitch on the block

Ocean’s Eleven: You can knock over 3 casinos with a talented group of cons who happened to be the best looking group of guys you have ever seen

Ocean’s Twelve: Foreign people can move through lasers without being detected

Ocean’s Thirteen: If you mess with someones good friend you will be taken for all your worth

The Perks of Being a Wallflower: Good friends can be your saving grace

Pitch Perfect: The song “Titanium” really builds.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: You can trust pirates if they’re from the Caribbean and not Somalia

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man’s Chest: If you’re engaged and you kiss someone else your fiance will not take it well

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End: If you’re stuck in Davey Jones Locker you will go crazy. But don’t worry your ship will be there to keep you company

The Proposal:You might be blackmailed into marrying your boss

Sherlock Holmes: You can successfully fake your own death

Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows: You can successfully fake your own death more than once

She’s the Man: If you dress up like a guy, you will get the guy

10 Things I Hate About You: The guy who was paid to take you out will fall madly in love with you

Thor: Slam down your glass and you shall receive another. Or maybe that just works for the Gods.

Thor: The Dark World: Never trust a trickster. Even if he does look like the glorious Tom Hiddleston

Troy: It is possible to start a war over a chick

Twilight: Vampires look like they’ve coughed up glitter and put it all over their faces

The Twilight Saga: New Moon: Lycanthropy isn’t a life style choice. They were born that way.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: I’m not even going to bother

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Parts 1 & 2): …

Up: If you want to go places take your house with you

Up In the Air: Even the George Clooney types get cheated on. All hope is lost

Without A Paddle: High up in the mountains, red necks are growing acres of pot

Wish Upon A Star: If you wish to become your sister it will happen and you’ll get to make out with her boyfriend

X-Men: There are people out there who are different from you. Be jealous

X-Men 2: Unfortunately, no matter what universe you live in, there is always someone who approves of genocide.

X-Men: The Last Stand: If you try and cut your wings off they will grow back. Plus it’s quite painful.

X-Men: First Class: Friendship is hard work but there might just be someone who will take a bullet for you

X-Men: Days of Future Past: Don’t let your past dictate your future. Unless you’re deliberating going back in time in order to change the future. That’s whole different story.

*Now these are just a few of the movies that I’ve seen. I could add so many more but that would take years and I highly doubt you would have that much time and or the desire to read that extensive of a list.*

I also made a list of all the things television has taught me. That of which, you can find right here.

About Me

“Lead us from the unreal to the real. Lead us from darkness to light. Lead us from death to immortality.” – Sanskrit Mantra

My tag line is this: Imagine Immortality. It’s not about living forever. No one would actually want to live forever. What we want, instead, is time. Time to live, time to love, time to laugh and time to find ourselves. I imagine there will be a moment when we have all the time we need to accomplish our greatest feats and be our greatest selves. That’s why I imagine immortality.

From the lips of our mortal bodies, our words will grant us immortality.