Arizona Cardinals defensive linemen Darnell Dockett is one of the more controversial tweeters in sports with zero filter. There was the time he tried to court Katherine Webb and the time he live tweeted a police stop amongst many examples.

Oh, and one last thing for the outrage police. It's your problem you're getting all worked up about these unfunny, terrible jokes and not sending Darnell Dockett Christmas cards thanking him for the joy and happiness his Twitter account brings to small children all over the world.