This explains everything. Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers here is discouraging young people from having sex, talking about the "power of chastity" and how amazing it is when young people get together and revel in the awesomeness of not having sex.

Thanks a lot, asshole. That's all fine and dandy that you're trapped in an unhappy marriage and hate having sex, but what am I supposed to do if all the teenagers stop having sex? Date a girl in her twenties? Gross.