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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 14: "Yokel Chords" Quotes

(Bart tries to reject conversation with his therapist.)Dr. Swanson: Well, I get paid whether you make progress or not. Why don't we just kill the time playing video games?Bart: (Sarcastically) Yeah right. I bet you got a bunch of learning games. Why don't you go online and find a boyfriend, while I take a nap?(Bart turns over and lies down on the couch.)Dr Swanson: Actually, I just got "Death Kill City II: Death Kill Stories!"Bart: Whoa! You've got DKCIIDKS?! That one's rated bad for everyone!

Lisa: My name is Lisa. What are your names?Yokel Child: Whitney.Yokel Child: Jitney.Yokel Child: Dubya.Yokel Child: Incest.Yokel Child: Krystalmeth.Yokel Child: International Harvester.Yokel Child: Birthday.Jitney: Awwww, are we gonna do this much work every day?

Skinner: Simpson, I know you're behind this! Well, you are going to get some counseling from the school psychologist!School Psychologist: DARK STANLEY'S GONNA EAT MY BRAINS!Superintendent Chalmers: Or from a qualified professional.

Krusty: Kids, it's finally happening: your own primetime special. The songs will be written by Broadway's greatest composer: this guy. What's your name again, Fuzzface?Stephen Sondheim: Stephen Sondheim. I know you hear this all the time, but I think you're great.Krusty: And I'm sure you hear this all the time: you cost an arm and a leg, so let's get to work.Stephen Sondheim: Here's the opening number.Krusty: (taking the sheets) Complex harmoniesintricate lyricspithy observations on modern life. What is this junk? Where's the zazz? Just do what you did in "Cats."Stephen Sondheim: I didn't write "Cats."Krusty: You didn't?!

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Lisa: My name is Lisa. What are your names?Yokel Child: Whitney.Yokel Child: Jitney.Yokel Child: Dubya.Yokel Child: Incest.Yokel Child: Krystalmeth.Yokel Child: International Harvester.Yokel Child: Birthday.Jitney: Awwww, are we gonna do this much work every day?

(Bart tries to reject conversation with his therapist.)Dr. Swanson: Well, I get paid whether you make progress or not. Why don't we just kill the time playing video games?Bart: (Sarcastically) Yeah right. I bet you got a bunch of learning games. Why don't you go online and find a boyfriend, while I take a nap?(Bart turns over and lies down on the couch.)Dr Swanson: Actually, I just got "Death Kill City II: Death Kill Stories!"Bart: Whoa! You've got DKCIIDKS?! That one's rated bad for everyone!