Hell, people wouldn't even think about creating an alt unless they were really clever, witty, excellent and interesting creative types.

Now everyone thinks they can shit on a keyboard and be an 'alt'. Age of entitlement, folks. You aren't entitled to produce anything of worth, so don't assume that you are magically doing so just because you took those 'good effort' stickers too seriously at school.

Hell, people wouldn't even think about creating an alt unless they were really clever, witty, excellent and interesting creative types.

Now everyone thinks they can shit on a keyboard and be an 'alt'. Age of entitlement, folks. You aren't entitled to produce anything of worth, so don't assume that you are magically doing so just because you took those 'good effort' stickers too seriously at school.

If I was an alt, I would be a terrible one. As a poster, I am fucking brilliant. But there is no reason at all to create someone like me as an alt.

It would be like painting a painting of a painting.

I have to insist that you step up the shtick to unprecedented heights - or to at least provide something smutty to laugh at. Like play up the 'waterboy'/'watersports'/'getting peed on for sexual pleasure' angle.

If I was an alt, I would be a terrible one. As a poster, I am fucking brilliant. But there is no reason at all to create someone like me as an alt.

It would be like painting a painting of a painting.

I have to insist that you step up the shtick to unprecedented heights - or to at least provide something smutty to laugh at. Like play up the 'waterboy'/'watersports'/'getting peed on for sexual pleasure' angle.

That sounds like you want me to try too hard. I've already got a lot of positive feedback on the shtick as is. No need to fix what isn't broken.