A HEAD teacher has quit after allegedly screening a violent Chuck Norris kung-fu video during assembly.

There are 5 rules that can be applied to almost every Chuck Norris movie.
Rule 1: Chuck Norris never reloads
Rule 2: Chuck Norris always hits first
Rule 3: You can’t run or hide from Chuck Norris
Rule 4: Everything he touches becomes a weapon
Rule 5: Chuck Norris never miss his targets