Sometimes you walk out of Magee’s Donuts (6705 Santa Monica Blvd, Tinseltown, USA) with your warm croissant and cup of coffee and think to yourself, “Isn’t it time I bought one of those tiny replicas of Michelangelo’s David for my front yard / desk?” At these times, and additionally at many many times which are not those times, Statue Shack is there for you.

Like every red-blooded American, I love free shit. Except when it is literally shit. In celebration of its 44th anniversary, Wienerschnitzel will be handing out one free chili dog to daring patrons between 5 and 8 pm Tuesday. They’re also throwing in a sample-size Tastee Freez ice cream cone chaser presumably to neutralize the chilidog acid.

Goats are cute. And they eat brush. So San Pedro shipped in 143 goats to clear the overgrowth at Peck Park Canyon before California’s fire season arrived. The goats arrived June 28 and are expected to finish up the 12-acre job by early this week .