The pinnacle of their musicianship, this is where the gnarly dudes of Hard Jams Inc finally blended their raw, unbrideled passion for rocking the fuck out with focused jams such as "Abortion Protestors are Giant Faggots," "I Eat meat, but Not Babies," and "Don't Tell Me To Turn It Down Mom, You Twat." Lead guitarist KILL employs breakneck solos while feasting on riffs the size of Brontasauras droppings. Percussionist/Lead vocalist Avery Cable channels his teenage aggresion into a performance not seen since Iggy Pop's aggresive prime. Cultured, refined bassist Angel of Death keeps things steady and procures most of the band's groupies, while that Johnny Dude just kind of runs around like a wildman but its all good. A masterpiece.

When John Holmes unzipped his pants and laid his package on the table, it made a noticeable thud that made every woman around go "OooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I want some of that." That is the sensation when you listen to lead guitarist KILL's riffs, which is how the band came up with the name for the 12th album. Featuring lead single "Yes, I am really happy to see you, and yes, it is that Goddamn big," CTOT features Hard Jams Inc's Hall of Fame formula of thrash, Prog, and overall beastly metal. Lead singer/drummer Avery Cable continues to defy any type of formulaic trends; he rountinely transitions from death growls, knut curdling wails ala Diamond Head, and carries pristine ballads like "If my girlfriend was going to get dicked by anybody but me, I really want it to be Neil Peart." Cable's titanic vocals are always in alignment with the murderous RIFFS from KILL and the vagina wetting bottom end grooves of suave bassist Angel of Death. Random dude Johnny continues to add random elements to great songs. His trombone work on the prog/thrash classic "Sea's girlfriend now knows what its like to get blasted on by a firehose, somebody take her to the carwash," and his bongo playing on "Taste my tasty jams, and Im not talking about the kind your mother makes or our music" is entirely transcendent. For a band that can do no wrong, Hard Jams Inc continues to cement itself as the greatest act in metal history, even if they aren't really even trying. Their pact with Satan won't be running out any time soon.

I didn't even read the review. I banned the two people that thought it would be amusing to fuck up the layout. If it had been someone that wasn't constantly causing problems then there probably wouldn't have been a ban at all.

The thing is that you used to be one of the few people worth talking to on this site, and then you suddenly decided to start acting like you lack social skills and that listening to metal was some sort of crusade. Look back at your earlier contributions compared to what you do now. You're still cool to talk to from time to time, but you've mixed in some shitty habits as well. I'm just saying that I'm not trying to single you out or 'stop the metal'. I just have to be able to talk with you about the new Cynic album one moment and then delete something/ban you the next for something you know you're not supposed to be doing.

not really man i made kill after getting perm banned on all my previous accounts for the same shit, i know its immature but bro i just love to fuck around and listen to metal..and yea i made some shitty reviews but bro i was still a dumbass back then and am now m/

I have no idea what your old accounts are. I only know you through this one and it seems that you've stepped up the 'bullshit' compared to when we first started talking. Mainly, I'm just saying that I'm not trying to single you out or anything.

hold on man put down the phone how am i suckin dicks when you cant post without talking about how much youd like chuck schildiners balls in your ass while he plays leprosy solos rasputin and i share a common goal you and sonic just share a common hole (butthole)

"The thing is that you used to be one of the few people worth talking to on this site, and then you suddenly decided to start acting like you lack social skills and that listening to metal was some sort of crusade."

metal IS infact a crusade and social skills are overrated. if anything YOU should be banned for (pardon my french) being a total dipshit. oops im probably banned now