STUPID SERVICE COMEDIES HAVE EXISTED at LEAST SINCE JERRY LEWIS PLAYED THE SAD SACK 50 YEARS AGO. BUT HAS THERE EVER BEEN ONE THIS STUPID?? DELTA FARCE THREATENS to SET AMERICAN COMEDY CLEAR BACK to the STONED AGE...

Ah, yes, I KNEW this movie would make its way to this forum. I tell ya, Larry the Cable Guy was only good in Cars - and that's only because it's hard to screw up a Pixar film.

Perhaps, if this movie's bad enough, it could earn him another Razzie nom. At the very least, it could end up making as much as his last live-action film did - $15.7 million

Response from Head RAZZberry: Actually, from its opening figures, it looks like DELTA FARCE will have a struggle even making it to 50% of the grosses for LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INPECTOR. On 1710 screens the weekend of March 24, 2006, LTCGHI managed to take in $6,922,767 in its first 3 daze. DF is playing on over 200 more screens (1,931 total) but "grossed" a paltry $3.5 million its first 3 daze. And, while visitors to B.O. MoJo gave LTCGHI a Surprisingly Generous grade of "C," the current rating on DF is a Deadly "D"...

If you're interested, here's a LINK for B.O. MoJo's Daily Grosses page on LARRY, and a LINK for their Daily Grosses page for DELTA...

I spotted this film as a possible RAZZIE contender when I first looked at the poster, which makes it look like a rip-off of Full Metal Jacket, when it's actually a rip-off of every war film ever made...

Response from Head RAZZberry: Thus making it eligible for our Worst Remake or Rip-Off category...

TRIVIA: According to Larry the Cable Guy, while they were shooting the movie, he gained 17 pounds and later stated he was probably the only guy who could gain weight running around the desert in 130 degree weather.

Congratulations, Razilla. For the very first, and probably last time in the history of the English or any other language (with the exception of the sentence I am now typing), you have managed to jam "Larry the Cable Guy" and "Academy Award winner" into the same sentence.

The guess here, however, is that if Larry continues to pursue a motion picture career, "Larry the Cable Guy" and "Razzie winner" may start appearing together with the frequency of "Sylvester Stallone" and "Razzie winner."

Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken

Is it me, or does Larry The Cable Guy (what kind of name is that?!) think he's funny? The only thing I liked him in was CARS and that's because I didn't see him (also because he had the best character in that movie)!!!

His performance as Mater in CARS was pretty funny, though that did not keep him from receiving a RAZZIE nod for LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR. Anyway dipitlow555, can you comment about your thoughts on Larry's Berry Bad Performance in that film?

This is proof that even I can make a movie. All I need is a bunch of redneck, fart, and armpit jokes mixed with a strange setting (maybe the White House), throw in some very unfunny people and there...I have a movie!!!

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