Crazy Avitable’s Black Friday Specials

Forget lining up outside Target or Walmart at 4 AM today to get marginal deals on gifts that nobody needs. You can get all of your Black Friday needs met right here, with Crazy Avitable’s Black Friday Specials!

All payments are final. We accept major credit cards, photos of boobs, cookies, fudge, compliments on sexual technique, and cash.

This is awesome Adam! Now I don’t have to spend countless hours in a mall looking for perfect gift for everyone! I’ll take the Twilight pillowcase for myself, thanks. After you get it back from the dry cleaners…

I’ll take the sock, pillowcase and stupid magnet. At that price, it’s worth changing my name to Adam. I am willing to pay a photo of one boob, 3.5 cookies, 78 cents and a compliment on sexual technique. You give the best nasty nazi and strawberry shortcake I’ve ever had.

@Jenny, Bloggess, this is a good thing. It means it’s mine, all mine! And it’s actually in my guest room, not my bathroom, so that you can look down on everyone who visits and sleeps there. You’re like Jesus.