I don't really like the word blog, but it seems pointless to fight it, Zis is a blog.
If you want to know more about an Algerian girl who lives in London and struggles with thoughts that are beyond the remits of her understanding, stories of society and social climbers of love and deception and of a status of seemingly eternal singlehood, then you are in the right place...

Friday, 1 April 2011

Revelations

I am very pleased to inform all my readers and friends that I have finally met someone, he is wonderful and I am happy.

Even though, I am bound to wear flat shoes for the rest of my life, due to his hight, he barely clears my nipples, chances are we’d probably have very ugly children too as he isn’t very lucky in the looks department either, we will probably just keep a cat and call it a day.

We met at a work function, this umpa-lumpa tripped, fell over and landed face first, on my shoe, so I said “go on lick it” he laughed and the rest was history.

I have decided not to tell him about the blog as it is my space and I don’t want my writing to be affected by his reading it.

I have also lost weight and now a healthy skinny size 8, that's 36 for you people who are not from the Island.
And in the spirit of revelations, I have decided to share some more with you; My name is Maya my bonus for 2010 was over your annual salaries, I have a hamster pet called Gollum, I hate politics and judgmental people, I am the complete opposite to my alter-ego dz-chick, I am taciturn, moody, but have a big heart.

DZ-Chick in an April's fool day mood is as funny as ever, evidently, but was it really a hoax?! I sincerely hope so as you could do much taller my dear, my bad I meant much better. Very amusing indeed, I wonder how much of this information was factual. I guess we will never know, in any case it made an entertaining read.