Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Visit Home: Part 4 (Becca)

No… I don’t know… I don’t even have to introduce what’s going on to me!

It makes me want to growl.

Next on my list…

When I agreed to date him. He went, “Whoa-Momma.”

Was I really that attractive?

I don’t know.

So, Johnny, he instantly appeared, he was dipping me holding me around the waist, “Hey baby… You want a piece of Johnny?”

“That depends…”

“On what baby?”

“On how well you treat me.”

“Come now baby…” He threw me in the air, posed, caught me, spun me, then dipped me again in a matter of seconds, “Let’s not talk about you… Let’s talk about my pretty.”

He’s handsome, but handsome can only get you so far. He carried me, and it was like, warp speed. We landed at a place called Pop’s and he said, “Hey Pops… Get me like seven cheeseburgers and get the lady a sensual salad.”

“What is up-“

“Wait babe… Johnny’s gotta study his pretty.”

He pulled out a mirror, and I don’t know, combed his hair at warp speed. He turned to me, and said, “Does Johnny look pretty?”

“I don’t know…”

“Do you love me babe?”

I stared into his eyes activating my power. I read his thoughts and I heard the Fairly Oddparent’s theme song.

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