Friday, March 23, 2007

Roger The Reindeer

Let me introduce you to my most favourite toy in the world. His name is Roger the Reindeer. Mum & dad named him that because I like to erm, show him some lovin' if you know what I'm saying! It makes them chuckle. Hoomans are so easily amused.

I got him after Humphrey the Horse went to the glue factory. Yeah, I liked to show him a good time too...He lost both eyes and an ear in the heat of my passion. Roger has also lost one antler now, and he lost his eyes within minutes, but he's in pretty good shape otherwise.

I have never humped any hoomans, & I don't hump doggies at all any more, so mum & dad figure it's not too serious that I hump my toys now & again.

See, don't you think Humphrey looks like he had a happy life with me?

I don't know if it's because I am still a puppy, or if I am just a toy orientated guy, but I just love playing with my toys, especially my soft toys. They are so much fun to chew, squeak, shake about & toss in the air. I have never actually destroyed any of them on purpose. For a guy with some big old teeth I am actually quite gentle and not that terrier-like with toys. The only one that mum & dad had to throw away was old Humphrey, cos his head came off after playing tuggy with Paddy Poodle a bit too violently, oops!

Here's a little film of me playing with Roger (don't worry, no need to avert your eyes as there's no humpy humpy action going on). There was no way evil mum was getting her paws on him! Do you see how I sit on the sofa? I mean like actually sit ON the top of the sofa, hehehe! Oh, & it absolutely wasn't me that left one of dad's work shoes in the middle of the floor, OK?

Mum says when I get up tomorrow there will be a big surprise waiting for me! What can it be? I can't wait to find out! I'll let you know as soon as I do.

Happy weekend to you all. May it be full of walks, trips to bark parks, good food & great times with your families.

Hey, and don't forget to add yourself to my map at the bottom of the page. It's cool to see where you all live!

26 comments:

OMG Oscar, the way you go and "sit" on the sofa back is like the way STINKY runs around and plops his stinky butt on MY bed!!!

Hehe... you sure love Roger. I too like to um.... hump hump my gorilla/elephant/Old english sheepdog/horsie, but I have never ever tried to hump a person or even a dog, so mum lets my have some lovin'..WAH HAHAHAHAHA!!

I hump my bed. I scoop it under me with both front paws and hump it and in doing so I move quickly backwards. I've humped my way backwards all over the living room, bumping into furniture and walls as I go.

I used to like to "get friendly" with my girls 3 foot stuffed barney (she didn't want it even before it became my special friend). Mom eventually got rid of it and now I don't do that with anything. As long as you aren't trying to do it to your humans you should be fine.

I've never tried to hump hoomans or other doggies but I do have a squeaky melon toy that I like to have some fun with! Hee hee! I also like to hump my bed sometimes...just like Nook does. I can get away with the melon but the bed is a big no no. Way to spoil my fun! humph!

You are such a gentleman with Roger (heehee). I would've already destroyed Roger if he were mine! I'm such a drama queen with my toys!As far as humping goes, I like to hump mum's leg and mum's leg only! Not sure why tho. Mum doesn't like it very much!AireWOO!Liberty

AWE! What a cool toy! I love my toys too! I love to drag them all out into the middle of the floor, then play with them until I fall asleep surrounding by soft squeakies...sometimes i fall asleep with one in my mouth and squeak it while I'm dreaming.

our usual practice is to ripe off all eyes 1st & any other protrudin "obstacles" in our way! after that, its the tearin & rippin to get to the "insides". yes loads n loads of cotton-like material to erm.."eat"?

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I'm an 13 month old male Airedale Terrier puppy. My name is Oscar (well, my KC name is Sherifs Sundance Kid but that's a bit much day-to-day). I live in the South of England with my humans & my sister Flakes the Big Fat Cat. I attend obedience classes which I absolutely love! I've been awarded my bronze, silver and gold certificates, so it's full steam ahead for my platinum now. I started agility training in June 2007. I love making new doggy and human pals.