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Yes, but do you have their app on your phone? That installed on your smartphone is the pinnacle of manliness, imo

I was in Wickes the other day wearing a pair of dirty workman's trousers I use when I'm on my allotment. The chap behind the counter called me 'mate' rather than 'sir'. I grunted indistinctly in return.

I was in Wickes the other day wearing a pair of dirty workman's trousers I use when I'm on my allotment. The chap behind the counter called me 'mate' rather than 'sir'. I grunted indistinctly in return.

I had successfully passed as a working class person.

Doesn't having an allotment makes you ?

"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman