Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

When one considers our dear Democratic candidate's amazingly unreported propensityforgaffe, I think it's only fair that we "update" his bumper sticker accordingly. You know, so our left-leaning friends know exactly where he stands on the issues of today.

Thanks to the modern advent of technology, I present to you our ultimate message-sending machine:—The humble art of parody.