Yeaaaah, before we break up and you lose me, little me, the
liar ball you don't want... See? You can sing the song with
that title! Anyways, I was a little apprehensive to see an episode
come out after two weeks. There seems be a trend where the
even-numbered episodes are pure object show gold and the
odd-numbered episodes are

Before I make someone cry for some reason, here's the
episode!

Pre-Credits Gag: We first hear some fucked up sounds when it's
revealed that it is the laughter of the contestants playing with
these weird semi-spheres. Well, playing is an exaggeration.
The whole thing happens in like ten seconds and you can feel that
you're in another dimension. Also, the old animation is back!
People are now going to remember the style of…

I recorded the number of syllables spoken in BFDI, BFDIA
(including the episode 6 deleted scenes), IDFB and BFB and ranked
them in a cumulative way. But I also took out all of the
non-contestants on the show (including the BFDIA characters'
rankings when they were on the show. Note that I won't be updating
this graph as I do with the BFB rankings, but I might make one at
the end of it.

Hooray, it's out! For some reason, I have really been
anticipating this episode. My initial reaction to the title is “No
shit.” Four has been so weird that it's impossible that he can get
weirder in our eyes.

Pre-Credits Gag: We first start this episode with a Yellow Face
advertisement. Good, Yellow Face is back! He actually hasn't had
any lines since the second episode. To be fair, neither has
Teardrop. Four interrupts the earmuffs and screeches in
them, which seems really rude. Then Four dismembles Foldy into
nothingness and kills Stapy rhythmically.

The balls of Team Better Name notice that, and Golf Ball
proposes that they should multiply Four by zero in order to make
zero. It's mathematics, in case you were wondering. They cut to the
intr…

The first episode (review) of 2018 is out! I'm almost excited,
but not as excited as I would have been had the Internet not been
down. This might be the longest interval between the episode
release date and its review, unfortunately, but that will hopefully
change in the future—as with the speed of my computer. Whilst you
were all waiting, though, have you watched the new Inanimate
Insanity? One of my favourite parts of that episode was when This
is just another step in the progressive direction of object shows
since the summer of 2016 when Pen was revealed to be transgender!
But seriously, on to the episode.

First of all, we start off with the title. Who the hell is
Ben?, thought I, but that's not the most shocking part…

It's December 25th again, which means it's time for my yearly
address to the wiki!

2017 was a crazy year. Although the first part of the year was
pretty boring in terms of object shows: we were awaiting IDFB 2 and
many object shows were on hiatus (including this one), the year
ended up well for us: I found an easier way to transfer scripts
from the phone to the computer, I don't actually fear typing
profanity into episodes anymore, and of course the existence of BFB
with all of the BFDI(A) contestants and then some.

So, to everyone, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, and I look
forward to what 2018 will bring.