movie quotes Jack and Jill Movie Quotes

'Jack and Jill' movie quotes include some of the best lines from this 2011 Adam Sandler comedy. In the film, Sandler plays ad executive Jack Sadelstein. When Jack's wacky twin sister, Jill (also Sandler), comes to visit for the holidays, she wreaks havoc on Jack's normally tranquil, quiet life. I've included some of the funniest 'Jack and Jill' quotes on this list, though I'm sure I've missed a few. If you can't find what you think are the best quotes from the movie, add them! Also, be sure to vote for the quotes you think are the best (or the worst - you can easily vote them down as well).

'Jack and Jill' is directed by Dennis Dugan ('Parenthood,' 'Just Go With It') and the movie also stars Katie Holmes and Al Pacino (as himself). Several other big name celebrities appear in the film as themselves, including Shaquille O'Neal, Drew Carey and Regis Philbin. Despite some pretty hilariously negative movie reviews, 'Jack and Jill' still managed to become a hit at the box office. Since it was released on November 11, 2011, 'Jack and Jill' has taken in nearly $71 million at U.S. theaters. It seems that Adam Sandler movie fans are not deterred, even by scathing reviews!

So what are the best Jack and Jill movies? This list will answer that question.

Internet Thing

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Jill: "What is this Internet thing? You KNOW I don't understand those things - I don't even OWN a calculator!"

In addition to being one of the most annoying house guests in history, Jill is apparently also grossly inept when it comes to the basics of technology. Do NOT let her near your computer, Jack. You'll regret it.

Dunkin Donuts Commercial

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Jack: "This is the guy who's gonna do a Dunkin Donuts commercial."

Al Pacino...in a Dunkin Donuts commercial?! Yep, but there's a catch - Pacino is apparently suffering some huge nervous breakdown. That's about the ONLY way you'd get him to do a Dunkin Donuts commercial...

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