The Toddler's Owners Manual

Babies are absolutely irresistible. Sure they fuss and cry and poop a lot, but those chubby little faces and rolly poly legs make up for all that. Then, they become toddlers. Oh, there’s nothing quite like a 2.5 year sentence to the terrible twos (What!?). The Toddler Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice on System Maintenance explores issues of childhood from ages one to three. Does your toddler refuse to consume fuel? Are there viruses in her system? Do you need to reprogram her sleep routine? Whatever your concerns, the answers can be found here in clever, 2.0-friendly speak.