Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Optional is an excellent option

+one ply anything (recently claire and i purchased some very thick, very quilted 2-ply t.p. MAN we are livin large.)+paper towels that are far too small to accomplish anything (AND ALSO, ONE-PLY)(when i have to get four or even five of those tree corpses, i turn mean, and wish for the blow dryer contraptions)-double hate if they are scratchy, which, all over campus, they invariably are. where is my tuition GOING?? we can't even afford some decent bathroom accessories in this joint?+the stench of public restrooms, particularly the one closest to my office

+the inconvenience of traveling from my office to a semi-decent smelling restroom

+the awkwardness of public restrooms, semi-decent smelling or no

+the people who want to make awkward conversation stall-to-stall(aren't you busy over there?)+the lounge area in luxurious bathrooms (you mean you want to study in a place where people...er, nevermind)+alright, public restrooms in general

+alright, having to interrupt my daily activities to go to any bathroom at any time. I've waxed far too busy for these kinds of activities. i mean really.

I, for one, think bathrooms are one of the most entertaining rooms of all rooms that have been invented. Except for maybe a room with trampoline walls, which I have yet to see. Or a room made out of fruit roll-ups (tongue tats included). People are more free to be themselves in public bathrooms than they are in any other sort of public room--such noises of comfort and relaxation would never fly in the kitchen. That is why timid people can sing in the bathroom*.

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