El-A does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. El-A goes killing.

If you can see El-A, he can see you. If you can't see El-A you may be only seconds away from death.

El-A’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

El-A sold his soul to the devil for his rapping skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, El-A roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for El-A.

El-A built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, El-A met all three bullets with his nose, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

El-A has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a El-A toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on El-A' shoe, El-A replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm El-A!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by El-A.

El-A & IIndhand had a rap battle, of course El-A won, but only because he actually spit on his mic as he dropped it and electrocuted the DJ and IIndhand from the awesome power of the electric wave currents and his saliva mixed together.