8. Fearing the results of an impending investigation, Wisconsin Senate Republicans tried to fire the heads of the Ethics and Elections Commission…only to discover the Commission could just reappoint them.

7. Attorney General Brad Schimel disagrees with Merriam-Webster’sdefinition of the word ‘backlog.’

6. A Democrat won a seat held by Republicans for seventeen years with 55% of the vote.

6. A Democrat won a seat held by Republicans for seventeen years with 55% of the vote, but Senator-elect Patty Schachtner wasn’t invited to appear in a television segment about her victory…nor were any of the women who helped elect her…nor…any women at all…

5. The GOP tried to elect an accused child molester to the United States Senate.