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350: You're so absorbed by dromeding that you've no time for mundane numbering for the 1000 clues list...
351: You're thrilled that Dromed came with that free "thief" game.
352: Either that, or you forget that you have THIEF all together...
353: Instead of Dromeding in your free time, you work, eat, and sleep in your "free time"
354: Your friends and family have actually started to understand what the hell it is you're doing on your computer half the day...
355: ... and can now make thier own levels.

ok, i know it should go under 1000, but i can't wait that long (or has this already been said?)
YOU FINISH A MISSION!!!!

I wonder why nobody's mentioned that yet:
361) You get employed as a Thief 3 designer

And three others:
362) You decide your masterpiece requires something much better than "just optimizing", so you start building the BSP tree by hand with a hex editor.
363) You start hex-coding your whole levels, not using DromEd at all!
364) You did something wrong while designing the level, which would normally cause DromEd to crash during optimizing - but, since you do this stuff manually now, you come across the offending bytes and spontaneously combust.

(365) You walk outside, look across a beautiful field and wonder how high the polygon count is.
(366) You think about making everything you see a level in DromEd
(367) You start to wonder what DromEd stands for
(368) You wonder if you'll go to the Builder's Paradise and meet The Master Builder, or if you'll go to the Maw and meet the Trickster (again)
(369) You talk like Garrett and become a cynic.
(370) You become an addict, and your parent's constantly ask you whether you "need your fix"
(371) You realize that everything that Tyrilix has written has happened to both him and you.

377) Your wife asks if you're back on the weed, as your eyes are bloodshot 24/7.
378) For the same reason cops won't talk to you when you get pulled over, they just arrest you to save time.
379) You critique the lighting in your living room and start moving plants and furniture around to get a more realistic look.
380) Three neighbors are sueing you for black-jacking their dogs and one cat.
381) When the wife's away you move the computer and fridge into the bathroom, to save walking time.
382) You break an ankle jumping off the roof, exclaiming to the confused paramedics that you hit 'shift q' so nothing should have happened.
383) The psychiatrist at the hospital doesn't believe you either.
384) You wonder how to adjust a healing potion's properties to duplicate the effect of the thorazine they just injected...

>392< [a] Walking around the streets, late at night in full plate armour, with a hammer.

>392> [b] Walking around the streets, late at night in full plate armour, with a hammer searching out nails that aren't quite in properly and whence finding that nail that didst offend the builder using overhead swings to smite it back into place