..SA named Amy at my closest BMW dealership in Palm Springs. After a few months of driving the M3, I stopped in to have my key fob scanned to see what the previous owner did or did not do. All the necessary things were done. DCT update, etc. Amy, the SA was extremely helpful. And hot. I doubt there's a better looking SA anywhere.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. So you're telling us...that you went into the stealershit and asked Amy to scan your fob? Pix or it never happened...
For all we know, "Amy" could be some coke addict on the corner, wearing a BMW hat claiming she's "from the service department"...