Batman -- or at least a man dressed like him -- walks a wanted man into a police station. A naked man ends a police chase by waving his underwear from the roof of a sinking a car. Also of note? A guy who confesses his love to a urinal.

The world is a bizarre place.

Batman drops off burglary suspect: 'I've caught this one for you'

Some dude dressed up as Batman dragged a wanted man into a police station, dropped him off and disappeared into the night. The strange incident happened last week and was caught on camera. "Batman came into the helpdesk, stated to the staff 'I've caught this one for you' and then promptly vanished into the night," a police spokesman told the Telegraph. The guy Batman brought in was wanted for burglary and other charges. He was arrested. Meanwhile, the real identity of the man in the costume remains unknown.

It started Sunday morning in Pennsylvania's York County when 23-year-old Raymond Kallenberger was spotted driving a minivan with a flat tire. Police tried stopping Kallenberger, but he had other ideas. Kallenberger, who is accused of committing an armed robbery in Maryland prior to carjacking the minivan, instead led police on a high-speed chase. The chase ended when he ditched the car into 8 feet of water in the Susquehanna River. Kallenberg then stripped naked, climbed onto the minivan's roof and began waving his underwear over his head. With the minivan sinking, he swam into policy custody.

-- via the York Daily Record

Ohio man really hates bags of tobacco but is in love with urinals

Not surprisingly, a man accused of professing his love to a urinal in his jail cell is suspected of being drunk. Police say that prior to the urinal love confession on Saturday, Kenneth Kulas was at a tobacco store "talking to" and "swearing at" bags of tobacco. Police also reported he was trying to have a conversation with a bottle of vodka and a customer, according to an ABC affiliate that aired surveillance footage of the man while in jail.

Trying to pick a "worst sibling" winner out of these two contenders may be difficult, but go ahead and do your best: In Ohio, a 45-year-old man was arrested Saturday after his sister said he beat her with a cast iron pot because she didn't bring him more beer or weed. One night earlier, in California, a 35-year-old man walked into a police office to report he'd been stabbed after refusing to give his assailant more beer. His assailant, police said, was his younger brother.

-- via the Morning Journal and San Gabriel Valley Tribune

In the past month, there have been 2 stories about dogs shooting guns

Ivan is a police dog in Massachusetts and in the wee hours of Sunday, he shot a gun. No one was hurt in the shooting, which happened while Ivan was searching a snowbank for something buried by a man fleeing police. Police say he started digging furiously, reports the Associated Press, and accidentally pulled the trigger in the process. This shooting follows an incident in Florida in which a dog accidentally shot its owner while kicking a gun.

-- AP via the Denver Post

Definitely not the worst crime committed by someone on crack cocaine

A Connecticut resident called 911 on Saturday requesting assistance after a man entered the victim's garage, sat inside a car and locked it. He apparently didn't do anything else. When police arrived, the car was remotely unlocked. That's when Damian Mcintosh, who later told police he was high on crack cocaine, became combative. Police used a Taser on Mcintosh and arrested him.