A POV shot of DeTroit getting a pedicure (okay, he's really
just getting his graying, overgrown toenails clipped with
what I'd swear is a pair of tin snips) qualifies as the sole
"erotic highlight" of this abomination on tape.

Toni, who's eight months pregnant, spends most of the vid
lying flat on her back and motionless while DeTroit licks,
pokes and prods her huge aureolas, puffy loins and
greasy-looking butt. She does, at one point, seem to enjoy
the feeling of DeTroit's cock in her pussy (hey, there's no
accounting for taste) but before she really gets into it.
DeTroit pulls out for his own orgasm.

What a guy.

Technically... well, whether it's the
lower-than-a-turtle's-tuchus quality of the source material
or simply bad duplication (we suspect both), audio and video
are extraordinarily subpar; the picture often breaks up,
rolls and distorts for extended periods. Even the credit
sequences are poorly assembled, with sloppy edits (both
electronically and aesthetically) and UNBELIEVABLY LOUD WHITE
NOISE passing for a soundtrack; interestingly, faint
voices can sometimes be heard above the din - the souls of
the damned, perhaps, wailing in torment? Who knows.