Greetings from sunny Fife

Just popped in to say hello, I'm Chris, middle aged and confused as to what instrument I should play. I have a drink problem insofar as I can never beat the 3rd Cornets or Bass section to the bar, or the trombonists come to that. I moved to Fife recently and picked on Buckhaven and Methil to suffer my musicianship first playing Baritone, then Euphonium before being hidden away in the second cornets where I still reside.