The Locker Room: Chris Mears

Move the fuck over, Tom Daley. Your diving teammate Chris Mears is naked for GT Magazine, and now we suddenly care about him more than you. Those fuzzy legs! The speedo tan-line on that glorious ass! That burning look in his eyes, basically asking us to cock-slap him in his face!

Nature is cruel for making this guy straight… But, uh, at least he has a good sense of humor about sexuality and his friendship with Mr. Daley?

“I’m trying to steal his gay fan base by doing this shoot for GT!” he tells the magazine. “I have no issues at all being around gay people, and I know a few people through Tom who are gay and I’m good friends with them. I’ve got quite a few gay followers of my own through Twitter – I went from 1,000 before the Olympics to 110,000 after it. And I’ve had a couple of funny suggestions, normally guys asking for foursomes with me, Tom and Jack Laugher.”

Perhaps we should start following him with the Manhunt account. We have some much dirtier things we’d like to tweet in his direction.