Zooey Deschanel, the rich man’s Katy Perry, is still engaged to the Death Cab For Cutie guy, which we had silently hoped would only last a few days before she realized that Dave, the FNG blogger, was waiting patiently for her, willing to take a job as her personal assistant and man whore. But, I guess it turns out I only have so much “whore” to go around, and you all know I’m using it on my knees to make rent money.

Here’s Zooey’s Sundance portraiture for 500 Days Of Summer, her film with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.