Posted:25th Feb 2008Granted. Now when you tell people to do a search, you don't feel like a harsh [censored] - because you're too busy feeling sorry for yourself. Because as of now; everytime you tell someone to, quite rightly, do a search - you are branded with a white-hot poker on a random part of your flesh (which is chosen through an advanced dice + coin system).

Posted:26th Feb 2008You get to go home today!! As you open your front door your boss is standing there with a stack of papers he needs you to get done. As you start he is constantly bugging you about yer TPS reports.