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A bit too much right boot?

By LJ Hutchins

“A police officer said that although Ronaldo wasn’t injured in any way, he arrived at the scene to find the footballer rolling around on the ground, moaning that the wall wasn’t back 10 yards” – alleged viral email commenting on Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo’s recent wrecking of his brand-new Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorino.