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1 Were you a Lucy fan? I'm more a fan of her business sense. I liked the show; I mean I get it. But when you read about her business life, it was astonishing what she accomplished not just as a woman but a person and comedic actress. I can tell jokes really well, but I can't add. I don't even know how I'm incorporated. I don't know how that's legal. Every time I sign a piece of paper and see 'CEO,' I literally laugh out loud and think, 'This is what's wrong with this country, the fact someone is allowing me to be a corporation.' My checkbook doesn't even work.

2 How was performing on "The View?" That was more fun than I can seriously say. They told me, "You have to be here at 9 a.m." ... I've never done comedy in the morning, ever! Then I went, and it was the greatest crowd. I want to become a morning comic! The people were phenomenal and they were not even drinking. They were totally sober, unless they had Bloody Marys. I didn't get one. If they had them, I would have found one, believe me.

3 Because you do comedy, for balance do you watch dark shows? That's exactly what I do. You're the only person that figured that out. Most people go, "Oh, what's your favorite sitcom" and I say, "I have no idea, but I can tell you about the last six episodes of 'Dexter' and 'Homeland.'" People go, "You should watch them; it's your business to be funny." I don't plan to be on a sitcom. Why would I make myself watch "Three Babies and a Monkey?" I tend to go for the dark channels like Investigative Discovery with murders all day, and some get solved and some don't.

4 Will you work another cruise with Lewis Black? Only if he made me go. If it was his dying wish. If it was his birthday present. He loves the cruising. I've done it twice and I'm like, "Lewis, can't you have an on-land cruise? Can't you rent out a resort and say all my friends can come here and play golf?' Every time a cruise ship goes wrong, I make sure I send him every clip. He loves food. These people don't have food for 72 hours! I do this joke in my act: Picture if we're all standing in the Bellagio in Las Vegas and, all of a sudden, it just sailed away! The whole thing. I don't need to sail away. Not when we can stay in Miami.