MAGA

I will go to the AIDS conferences where they will not listen to logic about how viruses travel on snails wearing it proudly.

I will go to restaurants in West Hollywood and see if I am accepted.

I will go to the shareholder meetings at all the big tech companies and wear it proudly and see who hits me first as I boldly proclaim that we should all Make America Gay Again instead of it being QRTY/GLTB.

Then I will put my MASA hat on at all the wacky climate doom conferences, maybe they will appreciate the message of Making America Sane Again.

Climate hysterians are all the rage as they pounce on the summer of 2018 and blame it on man, Trump, all Republicans, and exhaling.