When I first booted up SEGA Rally Online Arcade, I was greeted by what seemed like pretty much the same menu from the retail PS3 game from some years ago. Of course, this is nothing new for a SEGA digital …

Akimi village is Sim City meets Lemmings. You awaken a goofy avatar of a boy or girl, and are told to save the world from gloominess. You see, the floating island that you have mysteriously woken up on has been …

Get in your TARDIS, we’re going back in time. Wizardry faithfully recreates previous incarnations of itself in all 1980s Apple IIe splendor. It’s up to you to decide if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Booting up, Wizardry: …

‘Puzzle Dimension’ is a title as descriptive as ‘The 2D Adventures of Rotating Octopus Character’. It’s a puzzle game that messes with your brain in many, many ways. I recommend diving right into this one in order to feel the …

Gatling Gears must have sounded like a fantastic idea on paper. A dual joystick shooter, with bullet hell elements, persistent upgrades and mechs. From a theoretical standpoint it sounds awesome. Couple these elements to the fact that it’s set in …

I need to make up new swear words, as the ones I have at the moment clearly aren’t good enough to make me feel any better at dying over and over again in Alien Zombie Megadeath. PomPom Games have created …

My first thought upon starting up a game in Star Hammer Tactics was “wow, this sure looks deep”. I was looking at an option with which I could rebalance any and all of my ships so that their attack strength …

Here’s an experience more fun than playing Dragon’s Lair II: Time Warp. Go to your nearest bus shelter, and ask a homeless person to take $10 from your wallet, and then proceed to pummel you in the testes. This is …

Awesome. Need I say more? 2DAoROC begins with a bomb going off and scattering all of the baby octopi around the world. It’s up to 2D Rotating Octopus Character to save the day! The game is a two button mini …

When I first booted up SEGA Rally Online Arcade, I was greeted by what seemed like pretty much the same menu from the retail PS3 game from some years ago. Of course, this is nothing new for a SEGA digital …

Akimi village is Sim City meets Lemmings. You awaken a goofy avatar of a boy or girl, and are told to save the world from gloominess. You see, the floating island that you have mysteriously woken up on has been …

Get in your TARDIS, we’re going back in time. Wizardry faithfully recreates previous incarnations of itself in all 1980s Apple IIe splendor. It’s up to you to decide if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Booting up, Wizardry: …

‘Puzzle Dimension’ is a title as descriptive as ‘The 2D Adventures of Rotating Octopus Character’. It’s a puzzle game that messes with your brain in many, many ways. I recommend diving right into this one in order to feel the …

Gatling Gears must have sounded like a fantastic idea on paper. A dual joystick shooter, with bullet hell elements, persistent upgrades and mechs. From a theoretical standpoint it sounds awesome. Couple these elements to the fact that it’s set in …

I need to make up new swear words, as the ones I have at the moment clearly aren’t good enough to make me feel any better at dying over and over again in Alien Zombie Megadeath. PomPom Games have created …

My first thought upon starting up a game in Star Hammer Tactics was “wow, this sure looks deep”. I was looking at an option with which I could rebalance any and all of my ships so that their attack strength …

Here’s an experience more fun than playing Dragon’s Lair II: Time Warp. Go to your nearest bus shelter, and ask a homeless person to take $10 from your wallet, and then proceed to pummel you in the testes. This is …

Awesome. Need I say more? 2DAoROC begins with a bomb going off and scattering all of the baby octopi around the world. It’s up to 2D Rotating Octopus Character to save the day! The game is a two button mini …