This consultant is working on a Web development project for a client, and he’s also got a nontechnical intern to keep busy. Fortunately, that’s a solution, not a problem.

“Part of the project included setting up about 150 user accounts for the client’s customers to log in to a secure portion of the site and download their reports,” says the consultant. Read the punchline!

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.

By my calculations, three “nanoseconds” must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. Read the punchline!