Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, actress and the host of the famous tv talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show. During her long career, she has hosted both Academy and Grammy Awards, wrote 3 books and founded her own record company by the name of Eleveneleven. She won numerous awards for her work, among which 13 are Emmy's. Everyone knows how hilarious she is, so to bring out some laughter in you, here are the funniest Ellen DeGeneres quotes.

The Funniest Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

1

Don't procrastinate procrastinating!

2

Praise the Almighty Lord!

3

You got us, Ellen!

4

Well she is also God of humor.

5

Who needs a toned body when you have food?

6

In that case, by all means, do not accept yourself!

7

We have no time to waste.

8

It's a compliment, and what do we do when someone compliments us? We thank him!

9

Silence is god!

10

She likes wearing dresses as much as she doesn't like joking, am I right?

11

Moral of the story: don't put your mother's head on the wall just because she is beautiful.