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The (swivel) eyes have it
Westminster went “bonkeroony”, as Michael Gove would say, after one of David
Cameron’s close colleagues was reported to have called grassroots Tories
“mad swivel-eyed loons”. Lord Feldman, Conservative Party co-chairman,
issued a denial that it was him. Of course I was convinced, but I’m not sure
about others. For instance, what to make of the Conservative Party
vice-chairman Michael Fabricant, aka Mickey Fab, he of the strange
straw-coloured hair substance? One morning, Mickey changed his photo on
Twitter to one of the late comedian Marty Feldman, whose eyes could swivel
for Britain. Feldman, I thought,