Made it to therapy in time. Had to parallel park in the rain with someone watching me. No curb action! LIKE A BOSS.

This just in: power outage in Marina leave California drivers confused with how 4-way stops should work!

I am amused that Mister Bushido reblogged my Anderson Cooper video and not any of my Graham pics.

It's nice to know that Mister Bushido and I have a shared love for Anderson Cooper.

OH someone explaining their. . .bathroom schedule. Why. /Why/.

"I better lick that before it gets all over my phone" #outofcontextthoughts

Since I am sick I created an infection called "Wrath of Ani" and I am going to kill the world. Except for Cuba and Madagascar. #Pandemic2

So you are all aware Wrath of Ani is known to cause: Sneezing, coughing, fever, sweating, vomiting, sores, diarrhea, nausea, pulmonary edema, dementia, hypersensitivity, boils, cysts, blindness, and insanity. Oh and it is immune to all vaccines.

Also I really enjoyed the following, but it needs context:

Young woman walked in, looked at the guy covering his eye, me covering my mouth, and then the grumpy looking old man then left. Lol.

I was at a clinic and some young man and woman came in, the man covering his eye. I couldn't help but overhear them tell the receptionist that he shot a wire brush into his eye and already pulled it out. D: <s>I DUNNO WHY THEY DIDN'T, I DON'T KNOW, GO TO THE HOSPITAL.</s>

So I was at the clinic covering my mouth and nose, there was a guy covering his eye, and this grumpy looking man. The above happened. I was amused.