Just last night Mika tried to jump up on my sink and missed. He fell, and evidently he's never heard of the saying a cat always lands on the feet. After checking to make sure he was OK I started laughing. He gave me the dirtiest look, flicked his tail and strutted away. And ignored me for the rest of the night.

I've keep forgetting to ask this:Around Christmas I went to buy "Santa's Village of Madness". When I went to check out, it asked if I wanted to use a $5 gift certificate I had on my account to pay for it. Well, sure!Does anyone know where this Rifftrax gift certificate come from? Did any of you get one?

How great would it be if you were wearing this jacket with only the fur coming out of the collar, and somebody said: "For chrissakes, you look like Chewbacca in that thing!" to which you respond "You ain't seen nothin' yet!" and you turn right around and flip that bitch inside-out?

I used to like ancient military history until I started doing it, and then noticed the worms that wriggle out of the woodpile and want to take those classes. Might as well have made it "Magic: The Gathering - 101."

Still, pays the bills I suppose.

Oh yes there was one of those in the discussion I was talking about; was far too into the reputation of The Immortals and not so interested in hearing about the reality of them.