Once I had sent this out to several friends and relatives, many of them replied with...I see this as your brother pulling that stunt. My brother replied to me with that would be me, but this guy needs a larger truck with mud tires...then that would be me.

In Honor of my nephew serving our country out of Baumholder Army Base in Germany.

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

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"We know that Mother Nature is a woman. If she were a man, there would be no rain on race day."