There's a wildly successful Coyote Ugly at the New York New York casino in Las Vegas, but Vegas is a city that boasts, "What happens here, stays here." The slogan in Washington is more like: "What happens here may be grounds for a special prosecutor."

Heh. Anyway, the one in Vegas charges a $10 cover. I just can't bring myself to do that; it would be like paying money to get into Hard Rock Cafe or Planet Hollywood.

Instead, I'll be content to drink swirly girly margaritas at Lauriol Plaza, in excess, about four hours from right now. Party!