The Dark Crystal

How insensitive of you to bring it up! That camel auditioned for the role in "The Dark Crystal" and was turned down! For a freakin' puppet! You can still see the tear stains on that camel's sad, sad face.

One's a puppet from a beloved Jim Henson classic, and the other's a puppet of the "country" (read: pop) music industry known best as "that girl who got interrupted once." It's puppets either way, so whatever...