Why, Natalie Portman? Why?

Here’s an increasingly pregnant Natalie Portman walking around Los Feliz yesterday, and she actually looks pretty good until you get to this picture and remember all pregnant women eventually turn into trolls who demand copper coins lest ye can’t cross the bridge. TLC always seems to forget that part.

You know you’re in big trouble when a burqa would actually be more flattering.
I suppose I should be glad to see she can still bend over and throw on what she found in the bottom of her closet, but that NY street shot of her in “Closer” is a favorite of mine so I’m officially in mourning.

She has creepy, troll-like stump fingered hands. I don’t get what the big deal is with this broad. She is a fucking dwarf and this is a horrible outfit. Maybe she isn’t pregnant at all- and as this wardrobe choice illustrates,she has just given up being attractive.
Actresses= tiny people with GIGANTIC heads. All of them. Hideous. Like jockeys.

She ate a whole bagel, felt a wee bit better with food in her and acted out her suddenly favorite song;
like a beacon on the ocean, you guide my way
you replace that empty feeling, whats left to say
you just smile in times of darkness, that lights my day
bringing joy inside of sorrow, on a holiday
like a flower blooms in spring time, sweet and complete
makin my life worth the living, you set me free
a ray of light you shine so brightly for all to see
in the midst of stormy weather, you cumber sea

you are my sunshine happiness

in the middle of the evening, im all alone
cuz im thinking bout you baby, im dying of cold
searching and im always finding, the joy you bring
cuz you’re patient through the hard time, that makes me sing
many times within my weakness, you gave me strength
i give thanks for what you’ve shown me, you’re heaven sent
in the morning when i wake up, you’re on my mind
need to tell you what im feeling, you’re so divine

she is a very good actress who could persuade and convince you that she is beautiful.Maybe she is not a tall blond or sultry black haired girl,but she definitely has something that looks attractive.Maybe how she cares herself? For once,woman can be attractive not only because of her looks.