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Monday, August 29, 2011

Gamers Accuse Cute Cat GIFs of Subliminal Messages

Gamers worldwide have started a petition to rid the Internet of GIFs which feature one or more cats engaged in cute behavior. They claim that these GIFs contain subliminal messages. "And what are these messages?", explains gamer CatFancy, "to watch more cat GIFs! I can't get enough of them! They must be stopped!"

There are also worldwide petitions being created to eliminate GIFs of people experiencing bodily harm. "Except for that guy who does the flip into oncoming traffic," admits gamer Jackass15. "That one still cracks me up."

There is also an investigation being conducted by the NSA to find out where these GIFs are coming from. "They're like those jokes you hear in high school. Where do these come from? Their origin is a mystery."