Actually, that’s something we’ve neverneeded to know, but during Johnson’s sit down with Elle Magazine, the interviewer super subtly transitioned into a question about his first time after inquiring about his particular scent.

“Um … I wouldn’t have been so good at it? I mean, where do you go after that,” Johnson said about his first sexual experience. “That’s the A side to the answer. Now the B side to that is — I would not have been in a park. I would have preferred not to have been caught by the cops.”

Johnson and his lady love at the time apparently got down in a park before some friendly law enforcement officials intervened on his girlfriend’s behalf.

“Yes, my friend. We shouldn’t have been in the park in the first place. All of a sudden, a big spotlight came on us. Bang. You hear the cop roll down the window and say, ‘Ma’am, are you OK? Will you come to the car?’” he recalled. “She gets dressed, comes to the car. They say, ‘Are you being attacked?’ She says, ‘No, that’s my boyfriend.’ It was a complete nightmare. [Laughs] Some stories are beautiful, but mine was not.”