Everyone is always talking about what a great businessman and professional Donald Trump is, but if he had said what he said about Star Jones' pre-gastric-bypass ass on last night's episode of Celebrity Apprentice to an actual employee, it would be on the front page of the New York Post and he'd be getting sued so hard. The most uncomfortable part about it is that his sleazy son (who earlier in the episode made an inappropriate comment about wanting to return for Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk's bath tub photo shoot) called even more attention to Trump's comment, as if he thought Dad didn't get enough laughs at first.