Pilot: "What are you doing?" MacGyver: "Making a rocket thruster."Pilot

Pilot: "What are we doing?" MacGyver: "I'll tell ya later."Pilot

"Tell me you were just in a hurry to see me and there's no bad news."MacGyver - Pilot

"I'm it, aren't I?"MacGyver - Pilot

MacGyver: "You Colson?" Colson: "That's right. You must be the screwball."Pilot

Colson: "You know, it's gonna take alot more than you can carry in that knapsack to get you through all this."
MacGyver: "Well, the bag's not for what I take Colson, it's for what I find along the way."Pilot

Barbara:" I know, maybe it's not the right moment to ask, but what's your name anyway?" MacGyver: "MacGyver"
Barbara: "That's a good name."Pilot

"I'm with you pal, I hate heights."MacGyver - Pegasus / Thief of Budapest

"I'm in the market for a Swiss Army Knife."MacGyver - Pegasus / Thief of Budapest

"Some people are scared of anybody who runs free."MacGyver - Pegasus / Thief of Budapest

"I'll never forget the motto she taught us. 'Be prepared'"MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"The great thing about a map is that it gets you in and out of places in alot of different ways."MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"A good map always takes you where you want to go!"MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"I'm harmless."MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"I've been here and there, in this and that place. But actually I wanted to find out,
how the world works, I wanted to meetpeople, find out how different they are and yet always the same!"MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"You're a very unexpected man, MacGyver. You keep me off balance."Kate Connelly - The Gauntlet

Kate: "And how do we make a fire now? Do we wait for a lightning, or do we rub two sticks together?"
MacGyver: "I thought I'd use a match." Kate: "Aw, shucks, I was looking forward to seeing more of your Boy Scout stuff."- The Map / The Gauntlet

"I fixed it...MacGyver style."Kate - The Map / The Gauntlet

"Bond, James Bond."MacGyver - The Heist

"I've found from past experiences that the tighter your plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable."MacGyver - The Heist

"Brace yourself. This could be fun."MacGyver - The Heist

"That's when I usually get a call; when someone's in trouble and needs some rescuing."MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I think I should get an unlisted phone number."MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I don't waste time on the impossible."Trumbo - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I don't know how good ants are at swimmin', but I'd be willing to bet that a good fire'd get their attention."MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"You got that one Trumbo. The trouble is a couple billion of his relatives are coming to the funeral."MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I'm not perfect... yet."MacGyver - Last Stand

"I'll wish for you. You wish for me."MacGyver - Last Stand

"You gotta be careful what you wish for Kelly - it just might come true."MacGyver - Last Stand

"This is one of those times when you go one way or the other and the rest of your life depends upon which way you pick."Al - Last Stand

"Why can't I come up with money saving ideas like that?"Laura - Hellfire

"This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland."MacGyver - Hellfire

"You can forget about the new truck. I'll take a dozen of those ballpoint pens."Bill - Hellfire

"I do what I do the way I do it."MacGyver - The Prodigal

"You're the one who used to tell me that you don't fish for fish, you fish for fishing."MacGyver - Kitchen Magic / Target MacGyver

"What a beautiful part of the world. It has everything but people."MacGyver - Kitchen Magic / Target MacGyver

"Hey, you're like me. You make do with what you got."Lisa - Nightmares