Thursday November 28th, 2002. On this day in history, Smackdown was aired by the WWE. Many fans watched it. I was one of them. This is my recap.

Hogan’s My Dad

First off, a couple Wiener notes. I have to voice an opinion on a couple matters, but I will do it quickly since this recap always ends up bigger than God’s cock anyway. First off to those outraged by Trips’ interference in RAW’s main, I label you retarded. It’s one thing to be surprised when something bad happens. It’s another to have it happen repeatedly and still be surprised. Come on, peeps. You can’t possibly have thought that HBK was jobbing to RVD clean. Or at all. I mean, I believe in the power of God, but not even God can make Shawn Michaels good for professional wrestling. He’s still Shawn. He’s a biblus-thumpus right now, but he’s a natural jerk and he ain’t jobbing to anyone but his buddy. For all his God-talk, for all his on-the-third-day mumbo jumbo, he’s still hasn’t jobbed or done anything unselfish in the ring. And that’s not a smark-ass comment on religion, on Christ or his followers. It’s reality. But God’s truth is not true if it comes out of Shawn Michaels. He hasn’t changed anything that benefits us. All his changes have made his life better. They’ve made him more respected. They make his life more fulfilling. And I can honestly say that I don’t care if his life is fulfilling or not. He’s not my friend, he’s a face on the TV. I wish good things for him, as for anyone, but if bad things happen instead, no tears will be shed from me. And for all of it, Shawn has not been out for anyone but himself. We all know this. It’s not new. So let’s not be surprised if the Armageddon main ends up being Triple H V.S. Shawn Michaels in a career match. All so Trips can get to end another prominent career. Foley’s was first, now Shawn’s. And let’s not act like children when Trips does beat Shawn, and then pointlessly give him the new hated net-name Jean-Paul-Le-WRECKtheCompany. Haha. Came up with that one alls byze my hizzelf. Next topic fore’s we gits to the Smacktion Action, is Stone Cold Steve Austin. I want to state for the record that I do not want this scumbag back in wrestling. The fact that he is “friends” with the company again sickens me. Fuck ‘im. I am so tired of people talking about Austin’s “falling on hard times”, or about Austin having “personal issues”. The fact is the guy did two very bad things. He abandoned people who he worked with and left them in the lurch and went home like a little bitch. And much more importantly, he beat a woman. Now, I usually butt out of personal matters, or try to. But I still say fuck Stone Cold because of this. The ratings didn’t fall to this level the day Austin left. He was prominently featured during the falling of the ratings. He won’t save shit if he returns. More importantly, I strongly believe that despite what your personal problems are, an adult has to have the self control not to hit a woman, and then beat her again while she’s down (the back bruises). This is what I will remember Austin for. If it was Hogan doing this, or God almightly, Triple H, I hate to think what the net reaction would be. But it wouldn’t be “yay, the return of Stone Cold”. Even if he was the kind of guy who put people over, I could see the rationale, but he hasn’t jobbed clean since 1996. So fuck him. For more of my thoughts on Cold Stones, go here. I’m the last post on the page. If it doesn’t work, which it may not with my being an HTML virgin, just go to the I got a Question for You thread started by Ringmistress.

Originally posted by Hogan's My DadHe flexes his arm, causing closet-homosexual lust to fill Loyd’s eyes, then leaves. Apparently his comment is, “say yes to drugs, and one day you, yes you, will be anatomically incapable of straightening your arm.”

Nice work overall, but the above quote made me laugh out loud in an empty house which, by the way, frightened the cat terribly.