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Our Tardive First Lady

Have you noticed that World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy ™ Mom Michelle Obama has been caught by the cameras recently rolling her tongue around?

“Tardive dyskinesia is a neurological disorder consisting of abnormal, involuntary body movements caused by certain medicines. It is usually associated with long-term use of medicines for treating schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders.

Symptoms of tardive dyskinesia include involuntary movements of the face, including frowning, blinking, smiling, lip licking, mouth puckering, biting or chewing, clenching the jaw, sticking out the tongue, or rolling the tongue around in the mouth”

When I saw the first example as she was licking her chops next to the delectable Dr. Jill, I thought it was just that – simple anticipatory chop licking or perhaps on the hunt for an errant crumb left behind of the ball park french fries. But when people do that motion, the tongue is more pointed and the movement more purposeful with the tongue pointed slightly downward towards the corner of the mouth. Try it yourself and see. It’s different from what she’s doing her – purposeless, lazy tongue rolling.

If the obama freindly press cameras offered up two examples of this activity, how many more times must it be happening out of camera range?

Certainly, it’s entirely believable that this could be due to her inate lack of cooth but could it also be a side effect of some medication she’s taking?

Antipsychotic medicines. Remember how they used to keep Mike Tyson all druggedup so his rage wouldn’t kill his opnonents in the ring? Possibly the same thing here – her preparation for an extended campaign tour included more than just fresh wighats and a gross of mink eyelashes. If they were going to let her mix with the public, her rages had to be kept under control. Even the unwashed masses can recognize uncontrolled anger when they see it.

Levodopa or L-dopa. Family history, anybody?

Antiemetic medicines. Hey, maybe her 50 year old ass is pregnant and she’s got morning sickness! If her ass was pregnant, that would explain the bulge there.

Tricyclic antidepressants. Ding! Ding! Ding! I think this is our winner. Who wouldn’t be depressed living in the hell of the White House with Old Stinky and Snorey?

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19 thoughts on “Our Tardive First Lady”

Is it contagious? Because Nanny Pee had a major episode when asked a surprise unfriendly question by Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes. She exhibited all the symptoms you listed for tardive dyskinesia. Or maybe she was just so shocked at being asked a real question for a change that she lost all control of her face. Except for the botoxed parts that is.

What about the compulsive hugging of strangers? It has to be very uncomfortable for a lot of people to be hugged by a very tall woman that they have just met.
I noticed that the international community now sticks their arms out to grab her elbows so as to prevent those weird hugs.

Is this Asberger’s or some such?. Is her mental condition why she gave uup her law license?

I remember thinking that it looked like Anita Dunn had a case of tardive dyskenesia when I saw a video of her giving a speech. I also noticed Nancy Pelosi having a similar condition. About the same time, ambulance chasing lawyers were advertising that certain drugs could produce these symptoms and damages could be recovered if one had been prescribed the drugs.

I think she’s just unaware of the effect of her actions.
That alone is amazing considering she’s had at least 6 years of political spousalship in which to learn. Someone somewhere must have mentioned good social manners to her at some point. She’s either a slow learner, unable to learn because of a mental/physical disorder(as you suggest) or just doesn’t give a damn. I vote for not giving a damn.

Is medication the reason she keeps showing us her naked, fat back in backless dresses? Wearing low-cut dresses showing us shriveled, sagging breasts?Showing us her huge ass in shiny, tight skirts? Does alcohol account for some of this disgraceful public behavior?