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12060Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by HerrdoktorfoxDon't Fence me in.http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/124849/dont-fence-me-in
Due to the current debacle at Calais, France wherein thousands of deadbeats are attempting to get to the UK in order to reach Sports Direct outlets to replenish their trainers and sportswear, lacklustre Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave has had to hast...Wed, 01 Jul 2015 16:04:59 GMTUK HeadlinesTheres no business like dough business!http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/123377/theres-no-business-like-dough-business
Hollywood is all agog today with the news that Sly Stallone is considering making Expendables 8 in little 'ole Eng-er-land, or to be more precise, West Yorkshireland.
Ironically, the unusual location came about due to Sly being offered a heap of b...Sat, 24 Jan 2015 19:25:09 GMTEntertainment & GossipI was born under a wandering Mahttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/123345/i-was-born-under-a-wandering-ma
Looking resplendent in what can only be described as an upmarket bin liner and a pair of black Tesco tights, Royal serial baby maker, The Duchess of Lust and her six month bump have been wheeled out to cheer up the masses and divert their attention f...Sun, 18 Jan 2015 18:29:30 GMTEntertainment & GossipThe Dirty half Dozenhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/123136/the-dirty-half-dozen
The Metropolitan Police reveal their 6 most wanted criminals this Christmas including an 88 year man, Norman Todger, 'who attacked an elderly neighbour with a worn out rampant rabbit after finding him in bed shagging his wife,Ethel aged 90'!
Crime...Sun, 21 Dec 2014 17:48:32 GMTUK HeadlinesA right Royal mess!http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/123094/a-right-royal-mess
Royal inbred and Prince of Darkness, Royal George, or Damien 5 as he is known by long suffering nannies, has turned 17 months of age despite all attempts by god fearing Royal staff to have him put down discretely.
Wheeled out farting like a wart h...Mon, 15 Dec 2014 20:02:28 GMTUK HeadlinesSanta's coming to townhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/122963/santas-coming-to-town
Furious upper-class families have blasted a Laurence Llewelyn-Ballsack giant 'Magical Inner Journey' grotto as it shut after one day amid claims Santa was a boozy, fornicating bastard, elves participated in a yuletide orgy and swore at sobbing kids!...Wed, 26 Nov 2014 20:26:20 GMTUK HeadlinesIt's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas!http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/122865/its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-christmas
Due to the continuing hammering they are receiving from both Aldi and Lidl the big four Supermarkets namely, Tesco, ASDA, Morrison's and Sainsbury's are each vying for what will be left of the Christmas market once people have stocked up via their Ge...Sun, 16 Nov 2014 16:28:22 GMTBusiness BriefIn it to win it!http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/122804/in-it-to-win-it
Jails have been forced to install stairlifts to cope with rocketing numbers of pensioner prisoners since the Tories came to power it has been announced. At least 8,987 over 65's were arrested in 2013 up 34 per cent on 2009. Prison chiefs have also ha...Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:14:13 GMTUK HeadlinesIt's big down under Bruce!http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/122802/its-big-down-under-bruce
It's that time of year again folks when ITV, having trawled umpteen nationwide casting agencies sign up an assortment of nondescript-would-be-celebrities and allow them to jet off to the land of Oz for a few weeks to fornicate with each other.
Ye...Wed, 12 Nov 2014 16:32:09 GMTUK Headlines"Last One Standing"http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/122757/last-one-standing
A furious X-Factor fan slammed ITV last night after Cheryl Fernandez-Vaselini-Esperanza-Maximina's performance caused him to have a massive erection without warning!
Habitual masturbator Dick Rasch, 87, suffered near blindness when he prematurely...Tue, 04 Nov 2014 19:21:21 GMTUK Headlines