Dude, im gonna type as sober as possible, that first chick honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my girl. and Im being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans.

That first chick is fucking DISGUSTING! Look at her nails! Dirty nails, chipped nail polish...booger sin her nose. I would have thrown her out the door and scrubbed my cock with bleach. Alexis Grace, at the end, however...wow!!