Let Them Have Underwear

Does Michelangelo's David prefer boxers or briefs? We may soon find out.

Earlier this week news broke that Okuizumo, a town in Japan, was disturbed by the prominent junk on a replica of Michelangelo's classic sculpture. "Some people apparently said the statues might not be good for their children," one town official told the American Foreign Press.

Maybe a pair of Hanes wouldn't be so bad for Michelangelo's masterpiece. In this weather, he must be cold. While we're at it, we decided to paste some briefs onto thirteen other bottom-heavy sculptures, and David. For your perusal, below:

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Adam, Fernando Botero, 1968, Time-Warner Center, New York

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Atlas, Lee Lawrie, 1937, Rockefeller Center, New York

Hylas Surprised by the Naiades, John Gibson, 1827-1836, Tate Museum, London