Do you take it up the ass?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

*sings*
"Hey girl, how you doin? My name is Charlie, last name Wilson. no not really haha"
makes sense if you heard the song "Names Charlie, Last Name Wilson." i think that's the title. well it's by...well you should by now ROFL