On November 26, Girlfriends Films will release the adult film Conjoined, which in itself isn’t anything to write home about, but once we get into the thick meat of the film’s topic, well… it’s pretty interesting. The plot of Conjoined involves two women who are joined at the hip and have exceptional sexual appetites, as is pretty standard for women in adult films. It’s basically a lot like Stuck On You, had that starred two women who were mostly naked.

“I thought about two hot twins who are connected and wondered, ‘What if one fell in love and wanted to be separated?'” he told The Huffington Post. “And I wondered if the other one would get jealous.”

Skow said he likes finding interesting stories and then finding ways to leave in the sex. In this case, he upped the erotic ante by making one of the sisters lesbians. That decision was influenced by the fact that the company financing the film, Girlfriends Films, specializes in girl-on-girl porn.

However, he’s quick to clarify that the exact sexual dynamic between the conjoined kinksters is slightly more fluid.

“One is more lesbian than the other, but both like girls,” he said. “They don’t have sex with each other. When one is having sex with another person, they will put a sheet over their sister. Still, the other will feel things that her sister is doing.”

There goes my theory that the two girls would eventually have surgery to be separated from each other and then have sex with each other, but I guess that’s also incest. This basically explains why I never made it as the writer of adult films.

Conjoined stars Mischa Brooks and Rilynn Rae, who you may remember from such classics as Mandingo Massacre 8 and Blow Me Sandwich 16, respectively. Seriously. Those are actual porn movie titles.

The entire Blow Me Sandwich series just died after episode 9, IMO. As for “Conjoined,” come on…they don’t even look like sisters. And the flap doesn’t match Rilynn Rae’s skin color. What, did they throw a sheet over the other sister when they went to the tanning salon, too? I don’t even want to know the audience for this kind of film. I mean, I can understand a fetish for conjoined twins, but jeez, make the F/X effort people…