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Storing Yourself in a Heights Self-Storage Apartment

The lone residential unit atop the Proguard Self Storage office at the corner of Heights Blvd. and Center St. is available for you to rent — and of course fill up with stuff. Unlike the other units located on the premises, this one comes with a kitchen, a washer and dryer, and an actual bathroom, but lacks roll-up doors. Like the other units, it’s all bills paid. Shaded parking is available under this wooden structure against the north fence, past the controlled-access gate:

$1400 for an 850 sf apartment, in a concrete jungle, next to the railroad tracks, with trucks full of junk coming in and out of the gate at all hours? not to mention people knocking on your door all the time thinking you’re the leasing agent. no thanks.