You don't want your water to taste like ass, so why get a water filtration system that looks like it? Rather than stick a filterer of the H20 inside a chunky, clunky pitcher or bulbous faucet attachment, Soma glides its chlorine-thwarting cone into an elegant, shatter-resistant carafe. That's right, a carafe. Even the word sounds classy and sophisticated.

But Soma isn't all about the visuals. The company's primary goal is still to make your water clean, safe, and tasty, plus maintain a green environmental footprint. Fabricated from coconut shells and a plant-based casing, their filters are 100% biodegradable, and the carafe is BPA-free. Each filtration system includes a 48-ounce carafe and one filter. Each filter is good for around 40 gallons, or 2 months, of use. Buyers also have the option of subscribing to Soma's filter service for fresh filter delivery every 2 months.

The Soma carafe stands 10.7" tall and measures 6.5" in diameter. Its hourglass shape can be all yours for 26% off too. Get your Soma water filtration system for just $35.99 for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.

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