You’re probably familiar with POM, the pomegranate juice in the striking bottle that will supposedly keep you alive and healthy for 50,000 years, increase your dick or breast size by 10%, make you impervious to a direct hit by an ICBM, and allow you to make $$ in your spare time, all while having a name that is Australian slang for a citizen of the U.K.

I’ve had it once and … I’ll stick to nibbling on pomegranate arils when the fruit is in season. It’s fucking bitter (more seed that aril) and way too expensive. I know pomegranates ain’t cheap but I suspect POM spends a lot of money producing those bottles.