U chick's see a nigga is engaged and still wanna holla at a nigga, but when a nigga cheat on y'all we the scum of the got damn earth right? Y'all the reason why the world fucked up now

Yo I hate when niggas use a yellow crayon and get the tip of it fucked up cuz they drawn too close to a dark color

And has anyone successfully ever used the white crayon? that's gotta be the most pointless fucking crayon ever

Mountain Dew white out is the shit, I wish tap water tasted like it, nigga my water bill would skyrocket

These new niggas still licking the bottom of their shoes man

I hate new niggas, new niggas is niggas who ain't realize the shit they doing is considered dumb as fuck to everybody

I need to go see my moms, lil kids moms on Private Practice died In his arm while he laid on top of her in the hospital bed & that shit hit my soul on some u slacking on seeing ur moms type shit

Ay why the fuck would u put a gate around your house that only goes up to my balls? I could Lift my leg up and over that shit without blinking, fuck is you protecting the ground?

I get a fence that shit gon be 15 feet high made out of electrical adamantanium with midget snipers at every corner

Hey bitch, if your ass flatter than a touch screen, do not take ass pics, trying to arch your back extreme as fuck, putting wild stress on your spine to make it seem like u got ass

You dudes need to stop starting shit with a nigga like me who ain't had a real fight in a few years, y'all get brave and y'all make us wanna see if we still got it, we get super amped and then y'all wanna get quiet

The heat you own that's NOT IN YOUR SIZE, don't count when you showing off your collection, B.

So me and Wifey agreed that our Siberian Husky that we're getting is gonna be called "Megatron", she wanted Mimi, but I can't walk no dog in the park screaming "Mimi, come here"

I wanna fight a polar bear with my bare hands

Y'all some sucka ass niggas if you let your girl see "Think like a man", ur bitch see that and come back acting like Beyonce before Jay locked it down

My Wifey see "Think like a man", she gon get beat like a man.

I told her straight up she not allowed to see that shit...You think I'm playing huh?