A bottle opener is a very simple thing, to change it is re-inventing the wheel. but because its so simple there are endless versions of products (flip flops, rings, bicycles, keys, hammers) that incorporate a bottle opener.

It is the archetypal form of gimmick, something that has an extra feature irrespective of the true purpose. Vote for which you think is the biggest gimmick.

This is a case study in gimmick design over ergonomics. The fact is that you can make a bottle opener from almost anything, so when you make a 'that also acts as an opener' product its a good idea to have it not compromise the principal design. Here the shuffle case is unnecessarily large and robust.

A bottle opener from a tea total president that slurs his speech.<p /><p />Caption competition alert. There is a joke opportunity here, add what you think this speaking opener should say, in the comments.