Fox Nation's Twitter account's proclivity for The Boobies was noticed today by Twitter user "Joey Baggadonuts" (INTERNET!), who observed that every single photo or video recently uploaded by Fox Nation was one of a scantily clad woman, whom followers would then ogle like a herd of horny poo flinging yardapes. Check the A+ juxtaposition here:

WELFARE STATE, BONERS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!

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All of this, of course, is in accordance with Fox Nation's mission statement.

The Fox Nation was created for people who believe in the United States of America and its ideals, as expressed in the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and the Emancipation Proclamation. It is a community that believes in the American Dream: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. One that believes being an American is an honor, as well as a great responsibility – and a wonderful adventure.

Coincidentally, "The Constitution" and "The Emancipation Proclamation" are the nicknames I've given my breasts.