The couple's other next-door neighbor, Corinna White, 40, said around 10 a.m. Friday the husband parked his blue Ford minivan across the street from their homes. He kept the engine on, chain smoked and played talk radio loudly, White said.

The One True TheDavid:Once you dismember the body you're supposed to burn it to ashes and throw those in a dumpster across town. Like the guy in St Louis, but without getting caught.

The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals. And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

Leaving the pieces around to stink up the neighborhood is just begging to get caught. I have no sympathy for someone that stupid.

Thanks to John McAffee's story being in the news we were discussing this in chemistry class the other day, lye would probably be the best bet but you've got to dispose of it in a way that doesn't point straight back to you including grinding up all of the bone fragments that are left over.

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LovingTeacher:The One True TheDavid: Once you dismember the body you're supposed to burn it to ashes and throw those in a dumpster across town. Like the guy in St Louis, but without getting caught.

The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals. And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

Leaving the pieces around to stink up the neighborhood is just begging to get caught. I have no sympathy for someone that stupid.

Thanks to John McAffee's story being in the news we were discussing this in chemistry class the other day, lye would probably be the best bet but you've got to dispose of it in a way that doesn't point straight back to you including grinding up all of the bone fragments that are left over.

I use many of the stories I see on fark as topics for lessons in my science classes

There is a Breaking Bad episode about this. It is in season 1, but I cannot recall which episode. In it, they kill a guy (who turns out to be a snitch to the cops) and the chemist tells his flunky to get the huge Tupperware containers to dissolve the body. The kid is at Wally World and thinks that they are too flimsy to hold acid, so he buys what he considers to be much more durable. Long story short, the body ends up spewing all over the floor because the container that the kid picked out dissolved in the acid. The chemist specifically asked for the Tupperware containers because they are manufactured with a plastic that will not dissolve in acid. Thoroughly enlightening episode..

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Anastacya:There is a Breaking Bad episode about this. It is in season 1, but I cannot recall which episode. In it, they kill a guy (who turns out to be a snitch to the cops) and the chemist tells his flunky to get the huge Tupperware containers to dissolve the body. The kid is at Wally World and thinks that they are too flimsy to hold acid, so he buys what he considers to be much more durable. Long story short, the body ends up spewing all over the floor because the container that the kid picked out dissolved in the acid. The chemist specifically asked for the Tupperware containers because they are manufactured with a plastic that will not dissolve in acid. Thoroughly enlightening episode..

I think it's in the third episode and there are a couple of problems with that scenario. First HF (hydroflouric acid) is incredibly toxic and kills in a very painful way. Secondly (because of item #1) no HS chemistry teacher would have the stuff around at all, much less a bathtub full of it. I'm from a very small school and only have a few bottles (around 250 mls each) of dilute acids around, I could see having a gallon or two of concentrated (98%) sulfuric around but again not a bathtub full of the stuff. And for the average guy it is hard to get ahold of large quantities of acid. Lye, (NaOH or KOH) is easy to get, it is just the crystal Drano and can be had in fairly large quantities from hardware stores without any ID check. With a heated solution of lye you can dissolve a body in less than 12 hours. The big problem is disposing of the toxic solution without attracting attention, its got to be dilluted and dumped into some sort of sewer system so it doesn't poison a waterway or a piece of ground attracting attention. And yeah the whole class told me that if I get replaced before they graduate they'd dissappear the principal and if they get caught point the finger at me.

Mega Steve:The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

If you have remote property where a bonfire won't be noticed get you a bunch of 6x6 posts, cut a bunch to 7 ft lengths and others to 4 foot lengths, lay out 2 of the 7 footers 3ft 8 inches apart running north/south, lay 3 of the four footers across em equidistant from each other going east/west , cap those with 2 more of the 7 footers running north/south but move em in a inch, lay more four footers, then more 7 footers tapering em inward till you ave a slightly pyramidal pile as tall as the deceased was, loosely pack kindling inside the shape, put the body on top, pour some oil as a accellerant on the whole thing and light, as the thing collapses keep pushing it inward so it all burns, when nothing but ash is left put some windowscreen over a 55 gal drum and use that to sift all the ash for teeth and other parts that didn't burn, grind these up with the ash then spread everything out so the wind will disperse it.

to move a body without dismembering it is easy tie the wrists together tightly in front of the body, then tie a rope around the arms at the elbows and pull em together behind the back so that the wrists are pressed tightly in near the sternum, then tie the legs at ankle and knee then tie the ankle rope to the wrist one pulling the body into the fetal position, now you can strap the whole thing to a backpack frame, cover with a rain cover and go "camping" without your neighbors getting suspicious about what you are loading into your car.

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

If you have remote property where a bonfire won't be noticed get you a bunch of 6x6 posts, cut a bunch to 7 ft lengths and others to 4 foot lengths, lay out 2 of the 7 footers 3ft 8 inches apart running north/south, lay 3 of the four footers across em equidistant from each other going east/west , cap those with 2 more of the 7 footers running north/south but move em in a inch, lay more four footers, then more 7 footers tapering em inward till you ave a slightly pyramidal pile as tall as the deceased was, loosely pack kindling inside the shape, put the body on top, pour some oil as a accellerant on the whole thing and light, as the thing collapses keep pushing it inward so it all burns, when nothing but ash is left put some windowscreen over a 55 gal drum and use that to sift all the ash for teeth and other parts tha ...