Portly Cat Relegated to ‘Chubby Cat Suite’

After Tiger’s owner had to move to an assisted-living facility, he took Tiger to a Florida Cat Depot. The employees took one look at the 35-pound Tiger and said, Off to the “chubby cat suite” for him! Tiger is apparently “close to breaking a world record for biggest cat.”

Tiger can reportedly only walk a few steps at a time because of his heft. He’s now on a diet that will encourage him to shed a pound a month.

Healthy choices are good, but why does Tiger need his own suite, and why does the suite need a fat-shaming name? Can Tiger not frolic with cats of all sizes? Here’s to your wellness, Tiger. You can get that weight down, but don’t let them get you down, you know?