Sorry to interrupt the poo talk but I have an unrelated complaint. My mother has a "habit" of wearing headphones while listening to music and then singing loudly. It drives me up a fucking wall. She knows she's doing it and does it even when people are doing something that involved them paying attention like doing homework or watching tv or trying to have a phone conversation. She tends to do this thing where she pushes peoples' buttons and does her very best to be as rude and disrespectful as possible towards everyone and then god forbid they get mad and say something to her she then plays the victim card. The headphone thing is part of that and for some reason of all the things she does that fall into this behavioral pattern, this is the one that pisses me off the most.

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“People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

Yup. Just the worst. Unless they're checked and cleaned regularly. Almost nobody uses them like they would use their home toilet.

People are mostly like " Well It's not up to me to clean this place so i'll just make as much mess as I can. Fuck You "

I always try and hold off if I can. I'll put something out there now, I can never shit in a public toilet, I just can't do it. I have a real problem and possible phobia with public toilets.

And yeah, how people make a mess is just disgusting. In my work, I have to clean toilets, but I feel sorry for the bastards that clean shopping centre toilets as their job. They must have stomachs made out of iron.

Reading in the UK has urinals in the street for blokes to piss in at night. There's 0% privacy. They retract into the floor in the daytime.

At night they're literally a urinal right there in the street.

We have one of them in my home town and it is opposite the taxi rank!! No joke, as everyone is queuing up waiting for a taxi they are stood facing a urinal. One time I was caught by police pissing down an alley and they cautioned me about indecent exposure. When I explained that I would be more likely to expose myself to others using the urinal, as it was opposite the taxi rank, they threatened to arrest me. I then mentioned that there had been fight kicking off at said taxi rank, round the corner, when I passed and that this was all really a waste of their time they got really shitty. I really had to bite my tongue to make sure I didn't get arrested.

To be fair I shouldn't be pissing down an alley but it was all so ridiculous!

Here in Amsterdam (spread across the centre of the city) we have inward-spiraling walls with the bottom cut off, you're supposed to stand in the middle and take a piss, and it has a miniscule drain on the floor in an attempt to drain it away. It's the most disgusting thing ever, the streets literally get flooded with piss.

I'll put something out there now, I can never shit in a public toilet, I just can't do it.

Ah, a kindred spirit. In all my 44 years on this planet, I have only once had to do the business in a public toilet, and that was at Heathrow just before boarding an 11 hour flight to Los Angeles. 10 September 2015, fact fans

I'll put something out there now, I can never shit in a public toilet, I just can't do it.

Ah, a kindred spirit. In all my 44 years on this planet, I have only once had to do the business in a public toilet, and that was at Heathrow just before boarding an 11 hour flight to Los Angeles. 10 September 2015, fact fans