Well yes, we should be smashing Apple whenever possible. However, these yoyos are obviously working at Walmart for a reason...like smart people don't film themselves committing crimes.

"You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."