Goddess of all things awesome. Sexy and bootylicious. A quick witted and sarcastic lady. Commonly known to be harsh and overly honest. Quite hilarious. Lover of Animals. Hater of Spiders and Douchebags. Loyal and Reliable. Carla Warren does not like arrogance, liars, cheaters or thieves. Carla Warrens are known to love wine, beer, and the occasional tequila shot.