top four chas quotes from the "rock and soul" class beth and i took
(written down in our notes, word for word)

4. "little richard had a little weeny mustache."
3. "bob dylan is the pervert in the back room peeping through the holes to look at the victorias secret models."
2. "jim morrison got thrown in jail for talking to his little penis."
1. "if you see marlon brando in person today, turn and run the other way. he will probably lift up your arm and lick your armpit and then buy you a candybar."

4) Little Richard. A known poon-hound, he became very gay. $3 bill-gay.
3) Ozzy. Once the king of evil, he is now a hen-pecked schlub with fat kids, selling his family to cable and instead of taking the challenge to rock harder than the previous band, he has his cunt wife cut the sound and encourage food throwing at Iron Maiden because he sucks so bad.
2) Tupac/Makaveli. Released many times more material posthumously than when alive. Must kick it with Elvis.
1) Dave Mustaine. Once kicked out of Metallica for being drunk and angry. Now is hocking his own brand of coffee.

Thanks, James. It was, in fact, Dead, though I had heard many moons ago that he may have been murdered. This was inconclusive when I read it. However, the murder of Euronymous narrowly missed the top four--I'd put it about #7.