What She's Wearing Underneath

I don't have time to be writing this, but damn it... this is getting written.

Hopefully, the random tables you're about to read are congruous with the lofty, high-brow fare you've come to expect from both Draconic Magazine and Venger As'Nas Satanis.

The initial inspiration for these tables came from one of my favorite Will Ferrell comedies - Old School. Remember when Will Ferrell's character and his wife were in couple's therapy and he wondered aloud what the Olive Garden waitress' underwear might have been?

By the way, this is for Alpha Blue. Keep it highly inappropriate, y'all. See you in the trust tree!