Funny one liners...

Guy's I need to admit, yes there is a recession going on! In most country's people are over the shock.. In Ireland its diffrant, they will keep telling it, and put it in you're face for the next coming decade. Like people where telling me in 2007 'In the 80th there was a recession...'
So when people are getting rude on the phone, and girls annoyed, I get to hear a view one liners,

So i will kick off with a view,

- he says: Are you open?

- Can I come for the half of the price? Im just 8 cm, normal size is 16cm...

- Hi girl whats up? You know me from msn, nice you are in my town wanna come and visit you, but im broke... but we speak sometimes online can you give me a free bee?, We are friends and they help each other out?

- Hi georgiuose wanna have sex with a young pretty boy? Its all for free!

- Is it you in the video?

- Are you shore you are a black girl?

- Sins when do black girls come from The Netherlands?

- Are that you're breast? (Duhh!)

- What collar is your vagina?

- Are you a virgine? I like virgin's ( me; I love virgin's to but prefer what stronger in my drink)

- Do you want me to come to you for funn?

- You are beautiful, but i don't pay more than 25,- for 30 min plessure! I know someone for 15 euro's (L.O.L)

This is the worst one liner ever. I just had a booking, so the gents comes in and says "ohhh i didn't realise you were a black girl i'm nervous now" He then heads for the door and leaves. Never in all the years i have been an escort has this happened to me.

Ok so, tell me am i missing something? The last time i looked my pictures were of a black woman....

Yours

A very miffed Selina

You can take the good from a bad situation, maybe a different guy was so impressed with you he gave your number to a mate and said go see this lady, she is a fantastic lady