Monday, May 19, 2008

The Babies Are Almost Here!!!!

"As a straight guy who is a huge fan of David Archuleta and America's favorite pet (in the small creature family), I want to make an offer to David Archuleta!

After you finish up with the American Idol tour where you will HEADLINE THAT BEEE-OTCH because you will be the American Idol, I have an offer for you.

Swing by my condo in Bound Brook, New Jersey and I'll give you a FREE FERRET!!! Here's the deal. My ferret, Fantasia, is about to give birth. I am willing to give you one of the babies!!! Currently, the babies are gonna be mine, but if you wanna be my babies daddy, let me know!!! I'm a few blocks down from the Carvel."