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1. Money.2. Out of this shitty tech support job, and into something that actully uses my talent3. A processor for my 2nd computer 4. More RAM for this computer (256 preferably)5. Moderator of a part of the UGN BBS6. And working laptop would be nice

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."-Albert Einstein

hmm I found the blowjob one funny, how many ppl have sex for christmas anyway? wish for liek...kinky kama sutra, break toe, dyslocate a plate sex. Like rock your body entwined souls, passionate vibrational, gasping for air, didn't know you had muscles in those places to use sex...the 2nd time.

Learn to hack..hmm that could be explained in one paragraph, as is explosive making, specify, not simplify.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!Beware the Jubjub bird, and shunThe frumious Bandersnatch!"