–Very good question! People are very curious/worried about being buried alive.

“alex tchekmeian feminist“

–Those don’t belong in the same phrase (you all remember that fiasco right?)

“looks are everything”

–Absolutely not. (I hope you stuck around)

“tasha torture clamp”

–Have not/Will not look this one up.

“fantasy rape images“

— I’m making this face :< !!!

“hot sexually sexy“

— This one is dumb stupidly moronic

“buried alive bdsm stories”

–Okay I’m sure I just *don’t get it* but are people now:::ahem!::: “Choosing/Consenting/Exercising all that Fucking Agency” to bury each other alive for orgasm? (pssst–I’m sure the “tasha torture clamp” gets the same effect without all the trouble of having to secure a grave)

“wife watching men ejaculate”

–I got nothing.

“girls humping each other“

–Does Federal Prison have Wifi?

“sexy pics preteen girls bums”

–Because if it doesn’t

“preteen pedo sex models”

I’ve got some people

“preteen girls being fucked”

who need to turn themselves in

And that’s all folks! Hope some of these searches have thoroughly pissed you off as that is Buried Alive’s sole objective.

“menstrual rape pictures” is my personal favourite so far, conjuring up as it does such a lovely image of whoever it was who typed it into Google. Yesterday I got, “how to kill Mary Daly”, which just made me want to sing, “you can’t kill the spirit, she is like a mountain, she goes on and on…” 🙂

And, yeah, all the usual predictable people looking for porn – I always think they must be so disappointed when they end up at my blog instead.

“how to kill Mary Daly”
Doesn’t that just make you want to do a post with her name in it (as many times as possible) about how awesome she is? Or links (like they do for porn) with “Mary Daly Master Assassination Plan” linking to one of those cute little kitten photos. It would say: ” FU Mary Daly Rulz.”

“I always think they must be so disappointed when they end up at my blog instead.”

…the only positive thing I can make out of these horrific searches (and that I, if only momentarily, keep these pedos from downloading raped and molested children).

My top searches are things with the word ‘drunk’ in them and strangely ‘Dr Alan Tutin’ (cos he was only mentioned once in a comment). And I get a lot of Judith Butler related ones (desperate students writing essays methinks) But my favourites ever were ‘drunk sperm’ ‘BDSM Cheltenham’ (the pictures that conjures up are just soooo scary)and ‘is it safe to go to bed when drunk’. Very few pervy ones fortunately….