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I showed my penis to this hot chick in math
class, now I' m in trouble?
so I' m pretty new to this whole dating thing, theres this girl I really like in my math
class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, theres these really cool guys in grade 9 and
they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them
their penis.
So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became
erection and pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the
shoulder so she could see my penis, this covergirl that has no boobs and is ugly
screamed "oh my gem", screaming and pointing at my penis.
I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my penis was still hanging out from
my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn' t want them to see my penis because
it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things
right by sweeping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up,
this made it clear that I wanted herto see my penis and not the rest ofthe class.
She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my
bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and hit her
in the face, she ran out ofthe room crying and I got sent to the office.
My penis was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while
longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my
penis, and I now have to have sex with the entire school.
I dent understand what happen, why are uhy girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like
run away? Is my penis very small, I do not understand.