I'm just disgusted by the silly complex that's grown up around what is at its core a great idea: the "agile consultants" (LOL), career scrummasters, the misapplication of agile outside of software dev, all coalescing to provide a new set of legitimizing jargon for the worthless Project Management set.

Trigger warnings please. I'm an in-housemo and have to sit on the Kanban board that orders the legal and compliance tech spend. Have a meeting next week that I will wear goggles to in order to avoid gouging out my own eyes.