"Smeg is nothing to be ashamed of. Its benefits are numerous in amount. Its very presence is widely believed to have been a decisive factor in almost every notable historical event. The addictive qualities of Smeg have yet to be scientifically proven."

And they’re right…I can totally see smeg in Leonardo Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man.

I’d like to know what our token Jews (Norma and Cookie) have to say about this…

Most notable in this era is the single most detrimental occurrence against smeg, namely the emergence of the Jewish religion. In regions of dense Jew populations, smeg levels dropped to record lows, and to this day, have never risen to pre-Moses levels.

My! That certainly is a big, white, SHINY Smeg you've got there. It's much taller than it is wide. I like that. I'd just love to...buff the handle for you. Yeeeeeah. Put a real spit-shine on that rascal.

btw Jon: Lots of good smeg information for the smegnorant out there. I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation out there somewhere for France. Of course, Smeg! It was so obvious!!

It's a lovely fridge, but if I was to own one I'll be forever thinking 'smegma' pungent knob cheese, I couldn't have the gamey aroma of an unwashed penis in my kitchen thank you very much and I would prefer it if Grandma Ermintrude's Jammy Rings were stored in a biscuit tin.