Not forgetting himbo Marlon. Fake millionaire Steven. Porn pin-up Kimberly. And deep space Ulster bimbo Ashleigh, who may or may not be a bitch... depending on whether you can understand a word she says.

Plus, my personal favourite, Essex boy Winston. Who surprised us all by brilliantly channelling the speech that changed America.

“I have a dream!” he boomed, oratorically. “That a guy can walk in here and tear shit up.”