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Comment by bitbyte

OPENING DIALOG (random)"I ain't got it, you don't want it""This stuff sells itself""I know a buyer when I see one""HAVE I got a deal for you""Can I lighten that coin purse up for ya?""Cha-ching!""I got whatcha need~""Yeah... what da you want?""Got the best deals anywarez""You break it, you buy it"

CLOSING DIALOG (random)"If you EVER need anything""Pleasure doing business with ya""Can I interest you in a payment plan?""The pleasure was all mine""Come back anytime""Glad I can help""You-u drive a hard bargin""New shipments coming in soon""That's it? I got mouths to feed pal~""Goblin products are built to blast!"

POKING (left clicking target)After 5 random opening dialogs..."Yeah... very funny""Buy something or leave""You just embrassing yourself""I do not have time for this""Will you knock it off!""You doing it wrong!""What part of TIME is money don't you understand?""Yeah I get it... you can poke things""I'm not getting paid enough for this""Tickling cost extra bub"

One of the best things since Warcraft: Orcs & Humans are the responses from poking a unit repeatedly.

Comment by ShoeTsuMoo

For some reason he would not STFU on our server, and spammed this dialogue for almost a half hour every 30 seconds.