Archive for the Felicity Jones Category

Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2.

I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time..

I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out.

I have no idea who Felicity Jones is….I got so far as figuring out she’s an actress from the UK before realizing I actually don’t give a fuck about who she is or what she has done…see I won’t ever meet her, I’ll never have to pretend I care about what she does for a living in efforts to get in her pants, we won’t have small talk, I won’t ask her about her trip on some socially conscious project she’s working on….my only real relationship with her is looking at pics of her….in photoshoots….that she looks awesome in….and I’m good with keeping it at that….