Your entry in the Old Mutual Two Oceans Marathon 2011 21 km Half Marathon has been CONFIRMED on 09/11/2010 at 13:43:04.

Your final race details are as follows:

Name : CELESTE *****

ID Number : 7205090******

Passport Number :

Date of Birth : Tuesday 09 May 1972

Gender : Female

Nationality : South Africa (RSA)

Club : Temp (Western Province)

Category : Age 20-39 (Gasp, I clearly made it into the young one’s group, but only just. i think it might be better if I was with the older crowd though, because I think I am going to look pretty tragic next to a 25 year old runner in her prime.)

Race : 21 km Half Marathon (What the hell!! Is a half marathon really twenty flipping one kilometers, that seems a tad long to me. I take snacks if I am going to drive more than 10 kilometers in my car.)

Race Number : 52454

T-Shirt(s) : 1 (Large) (And here is the part where I went “What the fek!” A LARGE T-shirt. Now I am offended that Kennith did not think he could or should order me a medium! I might just be offended enough to boycott this stupid run.)

Seeding : E (Is that good – are are there F and G seeds behind me?)

RaceTec Chip : Will be in your race pack at Registration (Whoop, whoop a goodie bag – a girl loves a bit of swag. Though I am suspicious it will be crammed with healthy things rather than wine and chuckles.)

Race Date : Saturday 23 April 2011

Start Time : 06:00 (Sheez, that is going to mean I will have to get up frightfully early on that morning, right there is a huge concern. Good grief 6am to be there, that will mean I am probably up around 4am!)

reluctantmom

I am proud of you about the Chuckles …. people do not realise the commitment it takes to eat an entire packet of Chuckles, it is not a sprint, it is an endurance race ….. I am proud of you man, proud, proud, proud!!

Bevan Buck

Kennith told me that he’s keen to run a “SUB 2”.
I’ve run 8 Two Ocean’s 21.1km’s and my best time is 02h12……….aim high Kennith.
Looking forward to experiencing the joy, pain (yes, alot) and exhileration of the 2011 Two Oceans hald with you!

reluctantmom

No need to bow, I have not put on the satin shorts and got there yet. I once chose to fall pregnant to get out of the Otter Trail hike, I am not sure what I can do between now and then, but watch this space ….

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