Comrade Whoopie, Since the Siberian snow in Illinoiistan has rendered me home bound away from my darling children on this criminal holiday, I visit the gulag only to find that your slipping racist imagery into our happy home!

I DENOUNCE YOU!

First- Why is this duck white? Is its yellow bill a jab at our fellow communist and suppliers of Made In China manufactured goods?

Second- Its crutch appears to be of the highest quality titanium and any good prog knows, a 1x2 with a pillow duct taped to the top is sufficient for any hobbled comrade and will most equally get him to market!

Most equal stickers and sentiments. Also I denounce Comrade Buffoon! What is this "market" of which you speak? Market suggests buying and selling, which suggests profit and gain, which suggests individual initiative, which suggests capitalism, which suggests oppression.

So many denouncements flying 'round!Colonel, I find it hard to argue your points, perhaps I deserve your denouncement... but one cannot deny this is a racist white duck with a Bourgeois medical implement... I stand by my 1x2 argument. Even if its a New Black Panther guarded voting precinct he's making his way to.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand