Green Rivers, Green Beer, Green Peanut Butter

Green Rivers, Green Beer, Green Peanut Butter

Today is Saint Patrick’s Day, a day which Americans celebrate by dyeing random liquids green and eating corned beef out of tins. And cabbage. Which… uhm… well in my decidedly non-Irish corner of the universe, that means sauer kraut. (Also out of tins.) I have no idea how they manage to sneak this past the real-life Irish, but I’m fairly sure the conversation probably involved the threat suggestion that we could dye some peanut butter green.