Bernie’s Out (Told Ya)

I don’t predict who wins presidential elections any more, because the American voter has become too irrational and the voting system has become too inaccurate and corrupt. However, I’m more than happy to predict who won’t win, and I’ve said from the very beginning that the left-wing Ron Paul, otherwise known as Bernie Sanders, doesn’t have a chance in hell of winning.

I was right. Bernie just lost New York. That means he’s gone. The Lizard Queen is victorious, laughing from her throne of skulls.

As I’ve said, Bernie’s job was to get young white people very excited and then lose. (Just like Ron Paul’s job was a few years ago.) He did a good job. Now it’s time for him to leave the stage, just like Ron Paul had to leave the stage.

I’m watching the live feed from The Young Turks right now, and these Bernie-worshipers are actually trying not to cry. Seriously. Their eyes are watering.

While this is not a prediction, I will repeat that our most likely president in 2016 is Hillary unless she gets indicted.

If you want some actual predictions, I’ll repeat my two:

1. The left-wing Hillary haters who have been bashing the shit out of her (correctly) as a neocon, warhawk, big bank corporatist and criminal are soon going to do a 180 and support her anyway. Just watch. It will be disgusting. The Lizard Queen is the biggest pro-war candidate in the Democrat party in the last 50 years, since Lyndon B. Johnson. Any American left-liberal / progressive who votes for Hillary CAN NOT say they’re anti-war, but they’ll try anyway. Pathetic.

2. Bernie will lose, but Bernie is the future regardless. We are 2-3 presidential elections away from a president Bernie Sanders or person just like him.

So if you’re a leftist, don’t cry. Your time will come soon. Not this year; this year you’ll have to worship at the clawed feet of Her Lizardness, but soon.

First Bill Clinton. Then George W. Bush. Then Obama. Then likely the Lizard Queen. Then likely a Bernie Sanders type after that.

We could literally have five evil, psychotic presidents in a row. I’ve never seen anything like this.

And I actually respect Bernie Sanders a lot. He’s a socialist who can’t do math, but he’s honest and he’s accomplished something very impressive. He’s also 100% correct when he complains about the system being rigged against him.