Mets ranked best of the worst bathrooms or something

The cleanliness compared to the Met’s first few seasons; not that great. Some of the evidence that the UFE Urine Feces Everywhere found came in the form of trash being left on top of things other than in garbage cans. This was not a good start to the scoring of the Mets ballpark and their fans, and is why this is the start of the “Worst of the Worst” section. I guess New Yorkers can be happy that they are at least “better” than the other 9 teams that we will reveal next, but it’s still nothing to be proud of.