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Rednecks and football games

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I was at one of my highschool's football games last night, and we were getting devestated. No surprise there. It was cold as hell. No surprise there, either.

So, what was the surprising part?

Somebody who looked like this guy (only bald, younger, and completely covered in zits) decided to be a prick.

He threw a pizza crust at us. We turned around, and my friend Alec (who is pretty big and intimidating) said "Who thew that?" This guy pipes up and says "Me! Stop acting like faggots!" I yelled back "Seriously, why would you throw a pizza crust?" He made a face, and then (sticking with the theme), says "Because you guys are acting like faggots! What are you gonna do about it?" I yelled "If you throw whole slices, we'll eat them." He then sits down.

Was the fun over? Oh, no.

A bit later, he yells, "Sit down, (you guessed it) faggots!" Mind you, we hadn't stood up. We raised our arms for a fumble that we took from the other school.

I yelled "I usually don't listen to overgrown rednecks with a 21st chromosome, so fucking shut up."

Mind you, we're both from the same school, both rooting for the same team, and nobody is acting like a "faggot".

He apparently doesn't get it, so he yells "Faggot," and throws another pizza crust. At this point, he seems to be flexing his extremely thick neck, which seems to have a ton of veins sticking out of it.

After the third quarter, we were down by 40 points, so we left. But still, there was more enjoyment to be had.

He follows us into the parking lot, so we turn around and confront him. It's 7 of us and one of him, and he has three buddies following him further back and snickering.

He says "Faggots" under his breath. We stand there. He stands there. We dont' want a fight, and he doesn't want to get his ass beaten by 7 "faggots", so he says "Faggots!" as he turns and walks back into the stadium.

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