Okay, so American buses might gruesomely crash, ripping passengers apart, or be driven by drunkards, but at least our drivers use both hands! As opposed to no hands, as seen here in Italy. Dude just needed his email set up!

The half-appalling/half-impressive display was caught on camera by a concerned passenger, noting that the driver, headed to Rome's Ciampino Airport, was talking on one phone while configuring the other.

In typical Italian fashion, the driver hasn't been fired, and is right now probably driving a bus full of supermodels using four phones at once, steering the wheel with his shin.