WHOA, penguins!I just got a SUPER STRANGE message. I don't think it was meant for me!*From: HPB_MastermindDate: Wed, Jan 6, 2016 at 10:50 PM (Update to relevant time)Subject: Preparations nearly complete (MWAHAHA)Soon those penguins will realize what a true genius I am!None of them can stop me. Not...