Cheap nasty rubbish. Plastic, dreadful dross. In the market for a pair of women's sunglasses? Proper Sunglasses? Serengeti Cosmopolitan range, or Maui Jim Hibiscus. Light years, but light years, ahead of the utter junk in these photographs.

This is a piece I wrote to another media-outlet, regarding Luxottica, and sunglasses in general. It is pretty much 'proper sunglasses 101', and I have copied it here:
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Well done, Luxottica, for wrecking what used to be a trusted brand. Obviously, when you bought this brand, there was no heritage covenant signed, to ensure the integrity of the brand, and so, we now have this proliferation of cheap, nasty plastic lenses masquerading under the once-respectable...