''Note: examples are sorted in numerical order -- please insert new examples in their corresponding places. Exceptions may be made when a sequence of strips is nominated collectively.''

* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=426 "Someone call a Christian television station, we can make a killing either way."]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=464 Marten does something about Pintsize]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=642 Deathbot-9000 would rather avoid internet drama]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=697 Now we're even.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=746 Yet Again]]. Panels two and three (the sound effects, Marten's expressions) are pretty fantastic, but it's the robot's follow-up in panel four that seals it. Not to mention "mantenna array". Or the [[Creator/WilliamShatner "Shatnerian"]] pain level.* The [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=749 strip where Vespavenger gets arrested by the cops]].-->'''Officer:''' I got a cooler of cold brewskies in the trunk.\\'''Marten:''' Wait, what? You're drinking on the job?\\'''Officer:''' It's cool, I'm not driving. O'Malley is driving. And he is HIGH as HELL.* Faye's therapist suggests [[ADateWithRosiePalms a way]] to deal with her sexual frustration. [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=808 Faye has already tried it.]] It's not helping. * [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=810 What's the worst thing you can say during sex?]] Marten's answer: [[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy birthday, Grandma!]]]]--> '''Customer:''' Oh...oh God, next time I get laid I'm totally gonna be thinking that! You've ruined sex for me!\\'''Marten:''' Sorry, someone already suggested "you've ruined sex for me." Nice try though!* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=826 "Am I on FIRE?"]]-->'''Marten''': No yelling in the library!* ''[[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=832 Robot Fidel Castro will rub his pube-beard all over your ignorant capitalist faces!]]''* Comic no. [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=840 840]], panel 4.-->'''Faye''': He's skipping down the street. He is SKIPPING. You two WEREN'T at the hospital that whole time, were you!\\'''Dora''': I'm not sayin' anything. Although I'm surprised he's not too sore to skip.\\'''Faye''': A bluebird just landed on his shoulder! [[SpontaneousChoreography Random pedestrians are joining him in a complicated dance routine!]]* Comic no. [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=895 895]]: Meena has a plan for messing with her masturbating ex's mind. (A LOT better than it sounds.)* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=992 Assimilation]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=994 "No, you can not just run him through a wood-chipper first!"]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017 The Scarlet Letter.]]* The final panel of [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1050 this comic]].-->'''Penelope:''' Look at it! Look at my ass and tell me it's pretty!* Panels two and three of [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1056 1056]] always make this troper giggle like a little girl.-->''GONNNNNNNG''* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1057 Pintsize fights the Roomba.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1077 Aim. Right.]]* Marten and Dora discussing alternative employment options in [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1092 Experience Required]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1141 Hannelore's ideal man?]] [[spoiler: Mr. Clean.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1171 "Really? Do you get the recurring dream where the rapping penis tells you to kill your friends too?"]]--> [[NightmareFuel "My name is DJ Phalliz and I'm here to say... kill your friends. Kill them with a knife."]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1172 I cast magic missile, killing you both.]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1184 The look on Sven's face]] in the last panel.* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1282 This strip is hilariously huggable.]] --> '''Marten:''' Mar marmar.\\'''Dora:''' ''Marrrrrrrr.''* The [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1290 whole]] [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1293 tapir]] [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1374 arc]]. Followed by [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1376 this]]. Poor Hannelore. ** Giraffes? Giraffes!* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1299 1299]]. The noise and Hannelore's mortification over it are funny enough already, but Marten's remark just takes the cake.* Wil decides to take his life on the road, ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1310 as dramatically]] [[LargeHam as possible.]]'' And then Penelope just gets dragged in to the overacting.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1312 This]].-->'''Pintsize''': MAHTEN ... MAHTEN ... COME OUTSIDE ...* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1332 A demonstration of Faye's boob power]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1349 Strip 1349.]] Candles? Check. Rose petals? Check. Champagne? Check. ''Fake mustache?'' Priceless.* '''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1352 Wil's vision quest]]'''.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1358 Steve can't sing.]]* Yelling Bird [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1364 gets his comeuppance.]] And the follow up [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1375 which is]] possibly another awesome moment for Yelling Bird. * Dora takes the very ''frustrated'' Faye to a sex toy shop, {{squick}}ing out the poor girl. After complaining the whole time, after they leave the shop Faye asks "Can I have the next, like...hour off?" and ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1381 jumps for joy]]'' when Dora says yes.** The strip immediately following it is even better:--->'''Marten''': So, if you went with Faye, where's she been all this.... Oh.\\'''Faye''': [''walks in''] Hey guys, what's... Goddamn it, you all '''know''', don't you?** [[AccidentalInnuendo "You came too soon!"]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1393 These are TIME SNOWBALLS, and they're achieving relativistic VELOCITY and they're gonna hit you twenty years in the FUTURE!]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1397 It's the boner shark!]] The best part is Penelope's face in the background. A look of total resignation. You can totally tell she's thinking "It's gonna be one of those mornings..."* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1403 Hannelore messing with her friends]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1407 QC Sock Puppet Theatre]] will never get old. (Well, maybe it'll get old eventually but it'll still be funny.)* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1410 The Penalty Box.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1411 "Of course I was programmed! I'M A COMPUTER!"]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1419 STOP HUGGING! STOP HUGGING!]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1425 With Maximum Ridiculosity]].-->'''Marten''': I posit that ladies' bosoms are rad. Do you agree?\\'''Angus''': Why, as a matter of fact, I do! ''Who would have guessed it?''\\'''Marten''': Excellent! I think this calls for another round of drinks. Bartender, fetch us some frosty beers and fancy outfits!* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1428 TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO HUG!]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1437 Penelope really had a good time with Wil.]]-->'''Penelope''': I was being serious! I'm gonna have to wear a hat with a chinstrap tomorrow!* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1457 "You're acquitted, and I'm sorry about the new dent."]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1480 Wil wears his best suit to a job interview.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1482 The punchline of this comic]] uses BreadEggsBreadedEggs rather hilariously.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1483 Momo]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1485 versus]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1487 the squirrel]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1490 "I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE!"]] Hannelore's expression in the final panel is what makes it.* This [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1493 exchange]]:-->'''Marigold''': You can probably guess how many boyfriends I've had.\\'''Hannelore''': Ummm....six?\\'''Marigold''': You're off by six.\\'''Hannelore''': Twelve!? Wow!* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500 I AM THE THUMBLORD!]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1519 Marten's dad proposes to his boyfriend.]]** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1521 And they go celebrate.]]* ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1528 Oh Sousuke-kuuuun.]]''* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1545 Randy]]. Manages to be SO annoying that she even shuts up Yelling Bird.** [[GenderBlenderName Even funnier when you remember that only female marsupials have pouches]].** [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage Unless "Randy" isn't her name.]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1661 And then she makes a friend]]!* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1547 Protip: don't get between Cosette and what she wants.]]* Steve and Cosette on their first date. [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1551 Cosette mentions that she was expecting something to go wrong.]]-->'''Steve''': Haha, well, you know that picture of me flexin' in front of the grizzly bear? That's actually my girlfriend. But don't worry, we have an open relationship.\\''[{{beat|Panel}}]''\\'''Cosette''': Meh, could be worse. You wanna come upstairs?\\'''Steve''': Who the hell have you been going on dates with?* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1557 The second attempt at a Roomba-jump]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1574 WELP I'M GOIN' TO BED]] It's Jeph's note at the bottom that seals it.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1598 Grind on my booty! Grind on my booty!]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1626 Marigold tries bourbon.]] She coughs, spasms, and pants while her eyes water. As Faye puts it, she got dinner, drinks, AND a show!* In [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1639 this]] strip Steve and Marten admit to having drunkenly made out at one point. Dora and Faye's reaction? [[GuyOnGuyIsHot "RECREATE THIS. NOW."]]* '''''"[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1644 Oh my god, you made a tiny Tyrannosaurus that poops espresso.]]"'''''* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1666 OH GOD THEY TEAMED UP!]] -- Where's [[TheMerch the t-shirt]] of THAT?** Funnier because the next panel has Hanners taking it all in stride:--->'''Marten''': There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity when you realize just how profoundly weird your life is.\\'''Hannelore''': I take medication to prevent those moments. Want some?* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1668 NO TIPS FOR]] [[WorldOfWarcraft ALLIANCE]] SCUM! *slam** "I think you mean ''ri[[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1669 COCK]]ulous''."* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1672 The tactical]] [[TooMuchInformation TMI]].* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1701 That's probably not an overnight express.]]-->'''Steve''': If you guys keep making fun of me I'm not gonna share any of my cookies.\\'''Tai''': I promise not to seduce your girlfriend if I get a cookie!* Every single strip in the [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1706 hiring new Coffee of Doom employees storyline.]] Yes, all of them. In the interest of saving space, though, some highlights:** Faye teaching Hanners her [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1721 contempt face]].** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1725 Faye's reaction to Angus's kiss.]]** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1752 God dammit, Sven.]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1753 I... Wow. Yeah. Definitely discouraged me.]]*** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1754 Apparently Dora objects.]]*** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1760 Faye figures out how Sven would seduce Hanners.]] *** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1765 OH MY GOD WHERE IS OUR FOOD.]]*** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1768 Herp. Derp.]]*** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1769 Faye, Dora, and Pintsize react to Hannelore giving Sven a goodnight hug.]]*** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1770 Better Than You Can Imagine]] is a guaranteed giggle-inducer. [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Even the guys want Sven.]] Or more specifically, his butt.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1745 I knew I shoulda kept walking when you said, "hey"...]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1751 Can You Really Blame Him]]. Marten's face in panel four is priceless.-->'''Faye''': Oh, all right. [[HelloKitty The ears]] dig into my tummy when I sit down, anyway.\\'''Marten''': '''Yessss'''* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1771 Dale's epic stealth skillz.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1775 Sssshhhhh...]]* ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1783 He misses your body]]''* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812 1812... the last two panels are just gold.]] Also doubles as a bit of a MoodWhiplash.** Panels 1 and 2: Drinking to [[DrowningMySorrows get over a breakup.]] Panels 3 and 4: Drinking to ''[[BrainBleach purge the sight from his eyes.]]''* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1817 Faye's bra goes missing]].-->'''Faye:''' Could... could the SHEER INTENSITY of our make-outs have VAPORIZED my lady-holsters?-->'''Angus:''' Maybe it's some kind of quantum tunnelling effect. Lemme go check and see if Marigold has two bras now.* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1827 "Goddamnit, you showed them the picture of me with the dildo, didn't you."]]** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1828 The photo in question.]] Extra points for it really ''being'' a cute picture. And the comment below the comic. "''YES''"* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1846 THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1850 Pintsize's weird way of helping Marten sleep.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1862 Best instant flash mob support group EVER.]]* Steve gives Marten [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment too much TMI.]] It's... [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1863 definitely one of those things you don't just spring on a dude.]]** Also, notice that the little white dots that usually appear next to characters' heads to signify drunkenness disappear from Marten. Therefore, he must have been shocked into sobriety, with a verbal equivalent of the HideousHangoverCure!* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1873 I'm not Marigold, I'm Hannelore!]]* Several strips in close succession:** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1886 Worst sexual euphemism ever?]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1888 The whole thing]][[note]]Angus's booty dance[[/note]], but the expressions in the fifth panel take the cake.** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1889 "Happy Arbor Day 2003?"]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1890 Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.]][[note]]"Yo, dude, you finally tap that ass?"[[/note]]* Clinton's robotic hand, and its [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1911 semi-autonomous mode]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1925 "Ah, but what if you put a male Okapi in space?"]]-->'''Hanners''': *horrified look** Step 1: Wil orders pizza. Step 2: Penelope answers the door. Step 3: '''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1932 AAAAAAAAAAAA]]''' Doubles as a MindScrew as well.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1938 Faye short-circuits Hannelore's freakout without even noticing.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1943 "You're my boafregh."]]* [[CallBack Still]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1949 the best instant flash mob support group ever.]]-->'''Jeph:''' Which Bro is your favorite? I think mine is Chunky Bro.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1957 Jim's daughter Samantha calls to see when he'll be home.]]* Another series of strips:** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1982 What Marten wants from life.]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1984 Where Marten goes when he's looking for Hannelore.]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1986 Tone Poem]].[[note]]"Yeah, turns out it's really hard to tune my guitar by ear when you guys are playing at the same time."[[/note]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1991 Synchronized sleep deprivation.]]* Shebly's explanation for [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2011 how he was able to interrupt Yelling Bird's filler strip.]]--> '''Shebly''': I ran into the door until it broke!* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2012 Marty's face]] in the last panel as Samantha tries to get Momo to show off her electronic self-defense capacity.* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2021 Marten trying to sneak in some last words when Elliot drags him off.]]* '''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2026 All hail Froglord, king of the amphibians!]]'''* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2030 This:]]--> '''Angus:''' Duck... Duck... Duck...\\ '''Faye:''' What are you-\\ '''Angus:''' SSH. Duck... Duck... [[spoiler:Boobs!]]\\ '''Faye:''' ARGAFARGL YOU ARE SO DEAD * [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2054 "Thank you, Hannelore."]]* [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Momo's]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2072 face]] as she reads the "Applied Robotics" catalog.* Marten's "[[spoiler:I-just-got-laid-and-now-I'm-catatonic]]" face in [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2077 this]] comic. You know you have a Crowning Moment Of Funny when [[LampshadeHanging even the comic's author]] [[TheRant laughs at it.]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2096 Momo receives her first paycheck.]]* "Welp, now I've drawn a [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2108 holographic dong]] in the comic."* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2112 "Marten, no! You still have your... mass."]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2133 HERE'S TO PRINCIPLE]]** "We are all going to die." "PROBABLY NOT"** "WOO"* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2135 Station's automated Kill-droids lament that it's just a false alert.]]--> '''Kill-Droid''': AWW! We never get to kill ''ANYBODY!''* Sleep deprivation results in some funny faces. More so from a [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2162 hologram]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2188 These]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2189 strips.]][[note]]Hannelore and Marigold posing Momo with Winslow.[[/note]] This probably ''is'' how cults get started.-->''[[CutenessOverload YESSSS]]''* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2198 Mr. Farmer stops by.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2204 Marten starts in on training the new summer interns at the library.]]-->'''Marten''' [''continuing his guided tour'']: [[CaptainObvious This is a bookshelf]]!\\'''Claire:''' Is this some kind of weird hazing ritual?\\'''Gabby''' [''furiously taking notes'']: Shhh!* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2211 Birthday Man meets Balloon Horse,]] and it is adorable.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2239 Faye is bothering Dora about a potential relationship with Tai. In any way she can.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2242 After Emily spills the beans on Marten talking to Dora about Tai.]]-->'''Tai:''' You are a ''terrible friend.''\\'''Marten''' [''to Emily'']: You're also a terrible friend.\\'''Emily''' [''delightedly'']: We're friends?* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2250 Emily discovers another of Momo's weird functions]]. HilarityEnsues.* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2275 "WELL MAYBE WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT EVERY TIME ONE OF US IS DOING SEX STUFF"]]** The follow-up: [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2276 "I WAS EXAGGERATING"]]* Marigold [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2295 likes video games]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2302 "Muskrat muskrat muskrat muskrat"]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2304 Dora and Tai arrive at the wrong house.]]* The BeatPanel after [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2305 Claire gives an alternate reason for Clinton's robotic hand.]]* '''''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2321 Dude we have talked about this.]]''''' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=716 And indeed they have!]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2330 Number 2330: Friendquaintances]].* Emily lays a CriticalHit on Pintsize [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2340 For 9999 Damage]].* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2351 In which we learn a little bit about the biology of the Shame Orb.]] BrainBleach please!* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2360 Fluff fluff fluff, fluffy fluffy fluffy...]]** The newspost sells it with a FlatWhat.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2368 Arms Race]]** Emily that is not funny that is ''grotesque''* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2380 Claire meets Henry and Maurice.]] The latter says Henry has a really big - --> '''Marten:''' '''[[INeedAFreakingDrink I'LL BE AT THE BAR WITH MOM.]]'''** Seriously, his 401k is ''tremendous.''** Looking closely at the strip will reveal that Marten and Henry have the same "oh god stop talking" face.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2381 That's good scotch.]]* Apparently, Music/BlackFlag was [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2382 the Reeds' wedding band]].-->'''Marten''': YOU ARE SHITTING ME.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2386 The story of how Marten's parents met]].-->'''Veronica:''' You know that scene in Disney/{{Lady and the Tramp}} where they're slurping up both ends of a noodle and end up kissing?\\'''Marten:''' Y-yes.\\'''Veronica:''' It was like that, but with a line of cocaine instead of pasta.** In that same strip, Claire drinking scotch...with a straw.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2411 Terrifying levels of subtlety.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2413 Marigold helps Hannelore recover from a fever.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2415 Some things are really better off left unsaid.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2431 Clinton blurting out a thank you]] to Marten for being a gentleman when [[spoiler: Claire fell asleep on him]] while Claire was present [[NoSocialSkills AND NOT SEEING A PROBLEM WITH THAT.]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443 Release the virus.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2446 These lines]]:-->'''Amir:''' Dude, I just popped the biggest boner.\\'''Marten:''' Me too.\\'''Hannelore:''' Too much information!* Another one [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by Jeph himself: [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2454 THIS GUITAR SOLO IS MEANT TO EVOKE THE UNRELENTING BRUTALITY OF HARVESTING CARROTS.]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2458 Hanners and Marten officially acknowledge Claire as part of their circle of friends.]]-->'''Claire''': O-oh! I, um, thank you. I'm glad to be-\\'''Hannelore''': '''LET THE RITUAL OF WELCOMING BEGIN'''\\'''Marten''': '''FETCH THE INITIATION PADDLE'''** Bonus points when Pintsize actually shows up with a paddle.[[note]]Possibly [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=729 the same paddle Faye threatened Penelope with when she started at Coffee of Doom]].[[/note]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2459 Pap pap pap pap pap pap.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2466 I WANNA GO TO THE SPIDER ZONE.]] ** The next day: ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2467 I don't like the spider zone]].''* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2482 And Then Claire Died.]]--> '''Marten:''' '''CAMPING.''' She means camping.-->'''[[TheDitz Emily]]''': [[InnocentInnuendo If you can pitch a tent, then sure!]]--> '''Claire, holding in laughter:''' *PFFFFF*-> '''Jeph:''' Her head exploded.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2488 Dale's AR glasses.]]-->'''Dale:''' Glasses, google "why would an [=AnthroPC=] need to go to the bathroom." *yanks glasses off* SAFESEARCH ON! SAFESEARCH ON!\\'''Jeph comment:''' Whatever it is, it cannot be good.* The storyline where Dale is offered a chance to participate in his AR glasses' virtual companion service.** ...[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2491 while he is just waking up in bed.]]--->'''Dale:''' '''''NOPE'''''\\'''Hologram:''' M-master! Wait!\\'''Jeph comment:''' '''WELCOME TO ANIME HELL'''** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2496 "I am trying to drive"]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2497 "I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAAAAAAAAAS"]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2503 "If that's the case, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING THIS UP SO MUCH?"]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2505 Faye tries on the glasses for a moment.]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509 May meets Marigold.]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2716 May meets Marigold, Part II]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2530 Right after they call Dale to see if he wants to work at Coffee of Doom.]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2550 Tai evaluates Coffee of Doom's newest employee.]]* Pintsize's [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1850 attempt to help Marten sleep]] gets a CallBack [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2554 in a recent strip]].* From Marigold's anime night with Dale:** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2557 Marigold asking Hannelore what to wear.]]** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2559 do you want to watch some anime]] (Just watch how their body language gets more and more exaggerated with each panel. Dale is ''sweating bullets''.)** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2563 She Thinks I'm Pretty]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2601 Dale asks Angus how to go about asking out Marigold]]. Faye is initially dismissive of the idea, until she stops and thinks about it and realizes Angus was actually pretty suave about it.-->'''Dale''': Teach me your ways, master.\\'''Angus''': Step one is to be extremely afraid of [[{{Tsundere}} your quarry.]]* Dale's CutenessProximity reaction to [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2609 Marigold's sneeze.]]-->'''Dale:''' (absolutely gushing) Was that a ''sneeze?''-->'''Marigold:''' '''[[{{Tsundere}} Sh-shut up!]]'''* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO]][[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2652 OOOOOOOOOOOO]]** As further clarification, Faye has just used "wicked" as an intensifier, and Angus points out that this means that she (who has often expressed pride at being a Southern girl) is now a New Englander. She doesn't just shout an elongated "no", but drops to her knees and screams at the ceiling in melodramatic fashion.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2665 The Bro Bros return.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2666 Marten]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2668 gets]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2669 drunk.]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2704 Someone call Cirque du Soleil...]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2710 The speed at which the mood changes is amazing.]]* "[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2757 Imagine what Emily would be like towards someone she had a crush on.]]"* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2797 A really depressing raison d'etre.]]* Marten tells Tai that [[spoiler: he and Claire are dating.]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2822 Her expression says it all.]]-->'''[[TheRant Jeph:]]''' channeling my readers a bit here* Marten's mom is [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2832 very]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2833 happy]] for him.-->'''Veronica:''' Surprise mom-selfie!* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2854 Clinnnn-tonnnnn...]] * [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2892 Claire asking Marten if she can keep her glasses on the next time they have sex]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2894 Number 2894:]] [[OpenMouthInsertFoot Eat That Foot]]. (What really makes it is Faye's reaction, of course.)-->'''[[TheRant Jeph]]:''' Marten you idiot* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2896 LOOOOM]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2907 "I do like flipping tables..."]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2911 Marigold farted in front of Dale.]] A policeman started laughing as a result.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2921 ain't no baroness like an insane baroness]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2929 ...I'm gonna hold on to it, just in case.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2989 I WILL BE YOUR SEABISCUIT]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3130 What kind of games do you play?]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3135 Pintsize tries farting on May]], and it turns equally hilarious and disgusting.--> '''Jeph:''' I will accept my Eisner now, thank you* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3147 Bubbles tries some tea]]. She smells it and suddenly her mind is carried away to a peaceful forest next to a waterfall and unicorn. -->'''Hannelore:''' Do you like it?-->'''Bubbles:''' There...there was a unicorn...-->'''Hannelore:''' Oh, ''shoot''. I steeped it too long.** In [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3148 the following strip]] she's still enjoying the smell when Faye comes up...-->'''Faye:''' Hey Bubs, how're you---->'''Bubbles:''' ''Do not disturb me while I am in Unicorn Grove.''** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3179 ''DO NOT TAINT PEGASUS COVE WITH TALK OF DILDOS'']]-->'''Hanners:''' Pegasus success!** In [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3332 this one]] a substandard cup of tea takes Bubbles' mind to a world that looks like a child's colored pencil scribble drawing. She pouts and quivers a bit in disappointment.* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3152 This comic]] isn't exactly remarkable, but it features Claire pulling a pen out of her ponytail. Jeph comments:--> She keeps an entire stationery set in there.* Turns out that Claire can deliver some [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3188 weapons-grade sarcasm]].* Corpse Witch advises Faye not to attempt to sympathise with an angry Bubbles, because 'Bubbles can be...VIOLENT when she's upset.' Faye does so anyway. Bubbles does not get violent and indeed is cheered up (a little.) What redeems this sweet if rather {{Anvilicious}} little sequence about the importance of being there for your friends is the [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3198 hilariously smug look on Faye's face]] when she confronts Corpse Witch afterwards.-->'''Corpse Witch''': Fine, I admit it. You were ri--->'''Faye''': [''singing''] [[Series/{{Friends}} SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYY]] [''CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP''] * '''Clinton''': [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3225 CALLING A CAB NOW]]* When Brun is passed out drunk, [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3344 Renee puts a "Not dead, just sleeping" sign]] on her.* The entire last panel of [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3248 this strip.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3252 Bubbles offers collateral.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3284 "Get to work, you two. I don't pay you to discuss theoretical muffin topology."]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3277 Bubbles versus the liquor bottle.]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3299 May and Momo]] discuss a NoodleIncident.** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/images/patbonus.png Said incident]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3354 This strip.]]--> '''Hannelore:''' I was gone for '''''ten minutes'''''* May's description on the cast page.--> A horrible, horrible robot. Went to Robot Jail. Got out, currently living with Dale.* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3350 Pintsize getting May to sit on his face]], and just not really feeling the thrill. What sells it is the bored look on May's face and the fact that they're just doing it in some random corridor.-->'''Pintsize''': It just doesn't feel very transgressive when it's another robot doing it.-->'''May''': I better still get my 20 bucks.** ...Followed by Pintsize sitting on May's face, and ''still'' not feeling the thrill.--->'''Pintsize''': No, that didn't feel very transgressive either.--->'''May''': That's '''forty''' bucks you owe me now.** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3358 Pintsize and Marten's bidding war]] over whether May should sit on ''Marten's'' face.* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3362 "Would you like to come inside? We're about to peel off someone's face. :D"]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3363 "...It's an app."]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3388 "Let us consider that 'Plan C'."]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3395 "We have never vomited before, but this may inspire us."]]** "You should try it sometime. It's a very intense experience."* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3409 "A corner opposite Pintsize will suffice."]]* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3435 Meet Arthur.]]-->'''Faye''': And that was just for a ''plant''. Imagine if she got a ''puppy''.-->'''Bubbles''': I would ''also'' name it Arthur.-->'''Claire''': ''*whispering* omg Arfthur''* Bubbles' tea gives her peaceful fantastical visions. [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3427 Roko's?]] [[spoiler: Sexy horse-men.]]* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3460 Wait]], ''daycare''?* Jeph's comment [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3461 here]] after a particularly ShipTease-y moment that Claire stumbles across.-->'''Jeph:''' *Claire intensifies** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3462 Pintsize commissions a piece.]]--> '''Pintsize:''' Can you make me a big metal dick?--> '''Bubbles:''' *annoyed* No.--> '''Faye:''' *also annoyed* No.--> '''Pintsize:''' I can pay!--> '''Bubbles:''' *same tone* Yes.--> '''Faye:''' *also same tone* Sure.** "The hell is a 'Canadian Tire?'"----