Bahaha. The application form is funny. One of the options in Type of woman is "Who cares? I'm horny and want oral!" Oookay.

Ohh and I uhh...didn't know about the use of alka-seltzer during oral sex.

_________________"I love you, but you need to get out of the kitchen before I spatula your face." -Pinko"You can always trade sex for cookies. It might make you feel dirty, but just keep your eyes closed and think of vanilla." -Tofulish

I looked him up on Facebook and he 1) attends my university and 2) is friends with one of my friends.ETA: in one of his tagged photos his hair is the same shade of blue mine was last month.ETA again: his friend likes The Room.

is wondering...Why is it when a smoker is smoking, people walk up and say, "You do know smoking can kill you, right?" but when a fat person is eating unhealthy foods, they don't say, "You do know that eating all of those fats can kill you, right?" Quitting smoking is just as much a personal choice as dieting and exercise.April 10 at 8:19am · View Feedback (5)Hide Feedback (5)

made chocolate covered bacon!March 27 at 5:45pm

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?.... Add detergent and dirty laundry.February 8 at 2:44pm

_________________"oh by the way I'm in this band...""Your band sucks."-Rubella