Hamster jeans make the fashion gods weep

Fashionistas are often strange animals, but the one animal we’d never thought we’d see them embrace was a hamster, much less two. Alas, that appears to be the case in Japan.

These, um, unique jeans from Ito Manufacturing feature two painted hamsters making a run for the waistline and plenty of other cute and cuddly little details like teddy bear rivets and floral buttons, which might explain the approximately $170 price tag, but we’d happily pay that much to not see these make the jump across the Pacific pond.