"We're not very sophisticated people, Mr. Jonhson, but we built this company over three generations using nothing but hard work and industry. It was great to finally hire a professional manager such as yourself so we could take our first vacation in 30 years. Two weeks in Des Moines was very invigorating, but we're also glad to be back. So tell us, how is business doing?"

"While the GAAP numbers are troubling, they don't tell the whole story. Barring one-time executive transition and restructuring costs, your EBITDA profile shows a business that is poised for growth. Assuming you can execute a plan for driving operating efficiencies and hit your Q3 2011 forward revenue expectations and P/E numbers, this chart will look like a mere speed bump by FY 2013."

"Well Mr. Insurance-Company-Bigshot, I reckon now you know what it's like to be Teabagged--and by that I mean the act of a black man placing his big-hairy-progressive democrate balls in ya' pasty-faced-conservative-cock-suckin' mouth."

The company only this week reached the point where cost-saving measures must be implemented? My God, man! In an economic climate like this your efforts are akin to a bonefide management miracle! Stand up! Wipe the frown from your face! Take my mule, my dog! Spend a night with my wife! Come back tomorrow fresh and rested, and together we'll start working to turn this company around!

"Yeah. No. Micheal, I love it. I get it. 'The Big Short'. Going back to 'Moneyball', would my character say something like, 'Welcome to Moneyball. The first rule of Moneyball is that there is no Moneyball'?"