Steampunk Camaro Could have Singlehandedly Saved the U.S. Auto Industry

When I came across this design for a retro-futuristic Chevy Camaro (aka the Steampunk Kamaro), I nearly lost my mind.

Then I realized that it wasn’t real, and only a graphic rendering by artist John ‘Jazz’ Vernon. Damn you and your photo-realistic rendering skills! My only hope is that since John’s company RodVisions does conceptual renderings of vehicles before owners invest tons of money painstakingly restoring them, maybe, just maybe, somebody is actually getting ready to make a real version of this car.

I’d be more than happy to do donuts on your lawn with this bitchin’ Camaro.

Better yet…Steampunk Zombie Skateboarders! Who live together in a house with a camera in every room. With the Real Housewives of NYC. And everybody’s NAKED until the BATPHONE rings and the Steampunk Zombie Skateboarders gotta go and skateboard. And the audience? Guest celebrities! How does Andy Dick sound? Yeah. ANdy Dick and Bjork. that would so totally rule–Steampunk Zombie Skateboarders skateboarding for Andy Dick and Bjork! Damn, THAT would so totally RULE!