Abdullah: Sh'ias are wrong.
Khamenei: No, Sunnis are wrong.
Abdullah: No, Sh'ias are wrong.
Khamenei: No, Sunnis are wrong.
Abdullah: Are you as turned on right now as I am?
Khamenei: Absolutely!
*they start making out*

King Abdullah: Here's a joke Clinton once told me, it's about the women who went to the Doctor's office and she said "Doctor, I'm sick", and he asks "well, what's wrong" and she said "Well, I don't know" and the Doctor said "Let me take your temperature though your ass". Well, she gets up on the table, he gets behind her and she starts going "oooh, ahhh". She then says "Hey Doctor, that ain't my ass" and he says "Yeah, well, that ain't my thermometer either"! HA! HA! HA!
(Khamenei gets up, walks over to telephone and picks up)
Khamenei: Yes, Israel, you win. Just get this King and his bad jokes outta here!