Wyoming On Painkillers

Monica: I am sure I will be fine. I will just be drunk for four days. How else do you do a wedding in Cheyenne, Wyoming?Me: Maybe you should get some pills. Preferably some ‘ludes. Or a sack of goofballs. Or some Black Beauties…Monica: Yeah, I have not decided which drug to risk the Interstate Commerce With Intent to Sell ticket for. Oxycontin?Me: Sprinkle in some morphine. Because nothing says Wyoming like painkillers.Monica: When livestock outnumber people 10-1 do as the locals do.Me: Load up on mind-numbing medication and wait it out?Monica: Right.

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