The Pamhinta Chronicles...
Pamhinta (pah-mhin-tah) highly discreet, forward-thinking metrosexual; high maintenance with a range of grooming products to rival Rustan’s Essences; fashion savvy with a penchant for body-fitting tees and crotch-grabbing pantaloons; perpetually smelling divine; a gym rat who showers lavishly until the Ivory is the size of a booger; rarely speaks the parloric gayspeak (except for the occasional multi-purpose “chorva” and the sisterly “kafatid”)

D: Ah, so you’re Louie. You look exactly like your picture, though I’ve imagined you to be a bit taller, but no worries. You ran a little late, but that’s okay. Ten minutes is all right, but I’d be a little worried if it’s twenty or thirty minutes. So how’s your day? Mine’s nothing different from my usual day, routine stuff. Kinda toxic in the office, my boss is practically heaving on my neck! Haha! But it’s okay, I always log in the net just to keep my sanity! So what do you do?! Ako, I’m executive assistant in a PR company. We are working on so many campaigns right now. Grabeh! Toxic talaga! Where do you work out? Me, I don’t work out. Halata ba? Mataba na ba ako? You think I need to workout na? San ka gumigimik pag weekend? Akosabahaylang.Iusuallyreadlangorstayina loungebardon’tlikeclubbing.Doyoudanceba? Yadayadayada. Doyouworkout?Ha?Blahblahblah.Sankanaggigym?!Bakitangtahimikmo?Ha?HA?!L: Uhm, bye.