To celebrate the return of Archer, we are making an extremely limited run of Krieger-inspired t-shirts illustrated by the one and only pop culture artist extraordinaire, Jon Defreest. The demand will be high and we anticipate them selling out quickly. The only way to guarantee a shirt in your size is to place an order during our special pre-sale, which starts today and ends Wednesday, January 22. 7 DAYS PEOPLE.

The shirts will officially go on sale January 28 and will only be available while supplies last.

UPDATE: Shipping was originally mis-priced and should be $4-6 in the US.

I get that rule #1 is not to bitch about free shit, but it doesn’t become free shit until it arrives. To that point it’s just an empty promise, and I don’t usually give money to people who make empty promises ever since that eccentrically dressed guy on the street offered me a pot of gold if I gave him $5. I appreciate that you gave me your zip-log bag full of feces as collateral, but I’m still waiting on my gold.

who am I kidding. I’m just going to buy a fucking shirt because I want it.