If this didn't just make me squeal with glee: Joan Collins will appear on Gordon Ramsey's "The F Word" next week. This will keep me delighted for several days. And I must say, while I'm not a huge fan of plastic surgery, if I were forced to have it, I'd ask for the number of Joan Collins' surgeon. My goodness, she looks as if she's been preserved in a vat of royal jelly...

Now if only my other favorite Joan, Ms. Didion, would make a cameo appearance on "Heroes" - possibly as a journalist who discovers she can bend space and time, and returns to 1968 to deliver an important message to Nancy Reagan - then my life would be complete.