Suri Cruise is going to Catholic school?

Despite the lack of curriculum focusing on Xenu’s many death rays, Katie Holmes has enrolled Suri in a Catholic school in Boston, according to the Daily Mail:

The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his new movie, the spy comedy thriller Wichita. Katie’s mother also flew in for her granddaughter’s first week at the pre-school.
‘Katie has been listening to her parents who are devout Catholics,’ I’m told.
‘She is not convinced by Scientology and has told Tom that she wants Suri to be educated as a Catholic – as she was. They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly – but Tom came around to the idea in the end.’
Holmes, 30, has not been seen at the Church of Scientology for more than five months.

Why in the E-meter would Tom Cruise agree to send Suri to a Catholic scho- oh, wait, there’s young boys in uniforms there. Case closed.

Forget the underdressing — it’s the heels on a four-year-old that’s the real story of class and dignity here. Though I suppose they’re like a training potty for the self-respect shitter Catholic school’s going to splash up on to her kilt-wearing ass soon enough. Poor kid. I guess they’re going with the lesser of evils here.

Forget the underdressing — it’s the heels on a four-year-old that’s the real story of class and dignity here. Though I suppose they’re like a training potty for the self-respect shitter Catholic school’s going to splash up on to her kilt-wearing ass soon enough. Poor kid. I guess they’re going with the lesser of evils here.

WTF? a 3 yr old in high heels? Where are her clothes? It’s freakin cold in the northeast right now. Why is he carrying her jacket, and why does a 3 year old need a security blanket wherever she goes. Oh and where are her clothes? That looks like a summer nightgown. Looks like this kid is a major brat that tells her parents what to do.

WTF? a 3 yr old in high heels? Where are her clothes? It’s freakin cold in the northeast right now. Why is he carrying her jacket, and why does a 3 year old need a security blanket wherever she goes. Oh and where are her clothes? That looks like a summer nightgown. Looks like this kid is a major brat that tells her parents what to do.