I met a gentleman.

ROTFLMFAOCOPTER

3 or 4 days ago who told me, face-to-face, that he enjoys and prefers Saints Row 4 over GTA V.

Now, as you can probably imagine, the look on my face was equivalent to that of eating a lemon soaked in malted sh*t.

I saw the fear in his eyes as my face slowly shifted from sour discontent, to outraged disbelief. My eyes were locked onto his with the stare of an Apache Chief, lusting for the kill of a naked female European settler.

I scalped him with the GTA V install disc in my mind and my dreams the following 2 days.

After the first brief moments of shock and agony, I began to realize that this man, a human-being not unlike myself, is capable of forming his own (though idiotic) opinions. So, I promptly asked- why?

His response sent a shiver down my spine and has haunted my thoughts everyday since.. For about 2 seconds and then I go on with my life and don't really give a sh*t what some friend of a friend of a friend's (acquaintance, if you will) preference in video gaming is..

-Not for the feint of heart-

His verbatim reasoning to why he preferred SR4 to GTAV was-- "Grand theft auto is too realistic and Gay. Video games are meant to be fun and an escape from reality. When I play GTA it feels like a chore.. Like I'm living my life inside this controller rather than actually living".. (lolwat).. "Saints Row has always been the more exciting game and is way more comedic..."

Him: "Dane cook is alright.. Have you seen Tom Green's stand up?? (laughs as he asks this) Now that's some funny sh*t."

Me: -________- *inserts metaphorical bullet into temple*

Him: "Sorry, but I know I fun game and sense of humor when I see one, and SR4 outweighs GTA in both regards... Not that GTA is a baaadd game, it's just... Kinda gay."

Me: .______. "You're literally fortunate that this isn't 1500 a.d and I am not implored to burn you at the stake for such an opinion."... "I've never had a reason to use the word 'blashepmy' until this exact moment."... "Never reproduce."

EvilFuture

The other day, my friend asked me if I had beaten GTA V yet. I told him no, that I had only got about 20% into the game so far. He then proceeded to tell me that "He didn't even make it through the first mission it was so goddamn bad." and that he "wasted 60 dollars on a f*cking stupid game."

Jesse Pinkman

The other day, my friend asked me if I had beaten GTA V yet. I told him no, that I had only got about 20% into the game so far. He then proceeded to tell me that "He didn't even make it through the first mission it was so goddamn bad." and that he "wasted 60 dollars on a f*cking stupid game."

Wow you play the game? I though its full of Illuminati and you are obssesed with Illuminati and scared.

EvilFuture

The other day, my friend asked me if I had beaten GTA V yet. I told him no, that I had only got about 20% into the game so far. He then proceeded to tell me that "He didn't even make it through the first mission it was so goddamn bad." and that he "wasted 60 dollars on a f*cking stupid game."

Wow you play the game? I though its full of Illuminati and you are obssesed with Illuminati and scared.

LOL that thread was a joke. I'm not a crazy conspiracy nut, I actually hate people who take everything and make it into some stupid conspiracy.