If it's 8 p.m. on Versus on a Wednesday night in the middle of Super Bowl week ... well, jeez, it must be time for the NHL All-Star Game! Because of the NHL's shenanigans, we won't be seeing Rory Fitzpatrick, but we will be seeing a bunch of other people you similarly do not know. Excitement!

Seriously, it's a Wednesday night. On Versus. Who says the NHL has slipped? Still, if you just can't help yourself, and you can overcome your objections, it's an actual sporting event that at least two or three people will remember. It'll be more interesting than the State of the Union, anyway. We searched for an NHL All-Star drinking game, but we were unable to find one. We went the extra mile, in vain.