Tucked tactfully into the top floor of an unmarked building, this is the kind of place where you’ll lay
low during lunch hours with a haircut, beard trim or hand massage designed specifically to relieve
BlackBerry typing fatigue.

Immediately upon entering, you’ll be greeted with a hot towel, complimentary scotch and an iPad
(handshakes have run their course). From there, you’ll either connect with your barber (who’ll have your
grooming preferences and favorite talking points on file), or access your personal locker and swap suit for
kimono.

At your disposal: a collection of extensively researched absurdist/luxury treatments like the
black-diamond-dust facial, a massage behind a false mirror and, if it’s after 5pm, a black-tie prep
package.