Freddie: yeah, nothing says "perfect combat weapon" like having to be within 2 feet of someone to be any threat to them whatsoever

Chris: that's it, i'm ordering us all lightsabers

Freddie: I mean, it’s no sonic screwdriver [mic drop]

Liza: In my mind you're all in sleeping bags in the dark whispering into flashlights

Jack: Han Solo > Anyone else in the movies

Jack: Ergo: Blasters > Lightsabers

Jack: Nobody acknowledge Freddie’s insane British nonsense.

Freddie: ^ Slack’s official motto

Chris: holy shit it already has 219,000 views??

Jack: It’s like YouTube made sure the counter worked right away on this one just to show off

Ashley: wait, guys, this needs so much more BB-8 tho

Ashley: where is the BB-8 supercut? of just the soccer ball droid making unbearably cute robot noises

Jack: Somebody did a comic where it turns out that the BB-8 is the villain of the new movie and that is still the funniest BB-8 take there is. We all love this little guy but what we don’t know is he’s a genocidal maniac

Ashley: BB-8, war criminal

Jack: Do you think BB was chosen because of people using it to mean baby in texts?