"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before …"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before some politically correct dipstick chips in ....no I am not advocating it

Turns out the game is just beating-off burglars, criminal semial fluid everywhere.

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17th Jan

"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before some politically correct dipstick chips in ....no I am not advocating it

17th Jan

Love the town name.

17th Jan

I'm all up for this game after having house burgled (even took smoke alarms off ceiling)

"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before …"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before some politically correct dipstick chips in ....no I am not advocating it

Wish I could double Like something

Edited by: "ReturnOfTheLindtOverload" 17th Jan

17th Jan

You do realise this is all a scam and these people are the buglers, it's all about the free safety check where they come and case your place for anything worth relocating :-)

"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before …"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before some politically correct dipstick chips in ....no I am not advocating it

"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before …"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before some politically correct dipstick chips in ....no I am not advocating it

Turns out the game is just beating-off burglars, criminal semial fluid everywhere.

You do realise this is all a scam and these people are the buglers, it's …You do realise this is all a scam and these people are the buglers, it's all about the free safety check where they come and case your place for anything worth relocating :-)

If they come round mine, making a row when I'm in bed I won't be happy.

17th Jan

If I get a bus from Southampton now will I get one before there gone

17th Jan

Disappointed. Kit doesn't include a baseball bat.

17th Jan

I love the beat the burglar and then dispose of the body in the canal.A game that's fun for all the family.

"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before …"Beat the Burglar" sounds like a game we should all play .... just before some politically correct dipstick chips in ....no I am not advocating it

Liverpool city council must like helping tealeaves where we live as I've been reporting dozens of street lighting that's been off at our housing estate since before Xmas and street lighting engineer only just got around to repairing in our street other day, neighbor unfortunately had all his tool's nicked from van the night before light was repaired

17th Jan

Beat the burglar, game makes a change from beat the teacher. (yes it was a game show or quiz on tv)

Turns out the game is just beating-off burglars, criminal semial fluid …Turns out the game is just beating-off burglars, criminal semial fluid everywhere.

That would probably sent most burglars on their way.Althoug some would come back the next night, ready to go again.Heat for the post. Anything that stops the burglars son getting my bike for Christmas.

17th Jan

Knock what?

17th Jan

Just nipped down at lunchtime and no one there! Deal expired

17th Jan

Great find. Wish my local branch were doing this.

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17th Jan

Right, so if I start a kickstarter to make this game, who’s all going to donate ?