Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones.

Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.

Up and down and all around
this is how our priests abound.
With shouts of joy and scads of mirth they celebrate the holy birth.
To ride the bug is like a drug
once they get on they can't get off.
Perchance next year to ring in yule they'll mount instead upon a mule