Earth did indeed implode when the LHC saw first light. Alas, paperwork was routed through France. There will be a delay. The next big mess is 21 December 2012 when Betelgeus goes supernova (outsourced and therefore viable).

I think someone should make a page where there is small black spot in the corner that gets larger with time and eventually sucks the "NO!" into it, leaving nothing but a blank white page. That would be good stuff.