October 18, 2012

And it was crowderd! And stinkers! And I was working most of the time. And tired. And cranky. And old. And weird. Anyway, I tried to snap a pic or two. There they are!

Actually, I stopped by Hoboken New Jersey, a place on my "silly names for places" list I've always wanted to visit. They have really cool tough guy iron wrought fences! Like this one!

And this one!

They also have great super cheap diners with guys working in them who wear track suits with the shirts tucked in. This place called "SPA" had menus with funny breakfast faces on them!

Anybody from the East Coast will tell ya, it's really fun to go to the Dunkin' Donuts late at night when you're drunk. You can meet exciting people in there. Like Eli Manning! And Dead Lady!

People talk a lot of shit about Hoboken, but I thought it was a really nice place!

I even met their mayor!

Now, on to New York Comic-Corn!

That was actually some cool grafitti I saw on the way to Comic-Corn. Now, onto Comic-Corn!

I met Lego Hulk!

And gave him a massage!

This is a lego Hobbit hairy foot. I wonder if Hobbits are like us and develop strange fetishes with feet. Like I bet there would be Hobbit dudes who get off on Hobbit chicks with super hairy feet, and jack off or pee on them. I wonder.

Getting beat up by the guy from the movie I don't admit exists.

What a cute little Freddy Kruger!!!

I think this is supposed to look sad, but it just kind of looks like he's humping that gravestone.

Later that night, at the Clam Broth House...mmm...clam broth...

The next day at the con, I saw the buffest Power Ranger!!! Can you imagine how fucking tough the Power Rangers would be if this guy joined them?

Haha! I love, love, love Power Man and Iron Fist cosplayers! Especially ones as good as this! Don't these guys look like they'd be fun to hang out with?

Not quite sure what's going on here, but I like it! Iron Man Joker and Batman Box Guy?

This guy was cool. He just picked up that mask somewhere, because he like the way it looked. And with his beard and sweater, it has a rather unnerving effect. Like a really mellow serial killer or something.

Haha! Booster Gold getting a chicks phone number! Like that would ever happen! Good costume, though!

This guy was pretty cool. He like made this latern prop out of stuff he found in his house the night before the con. That is pretty kraftaaay!!!

King Hippo! I could easily make fun of this guy, but I admire his chutzpah!

Hotdog Bain! I asked this guy, "Hotdog Bain?! What does it mean?" And he's like, "What does it mean?!"

This is pretty much a perfect Comic-Con photo. Pickachu diggin' in the bottom shelf comic book bargin bins! A Pokeyman after my own heart!

Cool Moon Knight! I don't give a fuck about that character, but this is a good costume. And either he stank super bad, or a guy in a Nestle Quick Bunny costume who hopped by when I took the picture did. I'll never know.

Skinny Skeletor and the Sorcerous! Simple, but classy.

Apparently, salads are not a big seller at Comic-Con.

This guy was fucking epic!!! He even had the Macho Man stange movements down to an art! Long live cosplayers like this!!! Dig it!

I acutally did a staight up bad sitcom double take when I saw this guy behind me! This is one of the best Blues Brothers guys I've ever seen! Sadly, half the con with think he's that Gugnam Guy dumbass!

Dope Street Fighter crew! One of the biggest and best I've ever seen! And they seem to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole thing. Damn Captain America photobermb!!!