Wisconsin Law Students Know What They Want For Graduation: Snooki

Usually law school graduates are addressed by a distinguished
judge, a noted legal scholar or, at the very least, a super
wealthy attorney who has given tons of money to the school.

Wisconsin is taking a different route, or shore, as the case may
be.

Law students at the University of Wisconsin are soliciting
donations so they can get the cast of Jersey Shore to
their graduation ceremony, according to an email posted on
Above the Law.

According to a Wisconsin 3L's email: "If our futures are going to
dissolve following graduation, we want to go down 'guns
blazing.'We want to raise money in order to bring the cast of
Jersey Shore to come as our guest speakers."

Says ATL's Elie Mystal, "Why buy the landfill when you can get
trash for free?" Ruthless, but true. This is the same cast
demanding some $10,000 per episode for another season of
Jersey Shore, so they surely don't come cheap and their
value-added would be...well, I guess the soon-to-be lawyers could
give cast members some advice on how not to get arrested. Or hey,
contract negotiations!