The Regimental Standard: The Loudest of Heresies

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The Regimental Standard: The Loudest of Heresies

Attention, Guardsmen!

Due to vast shortages of war materiel,* the forces of the Archenemy have been forced to scavenge all manner of bizarre equipment. Recently, we have become aware of so-called ?noise marines?, named for their delusional use of musical instruments in battle. Rest assured that these weapons are purely psychological in nature, and unlikely to cause any meaningful damage ? except perhaps, to good taste and decency.

As such, we have provided your regiment with an allotment of Special Issue Ear Protection Units. These should prevent any long-term damage.** In order to ensure swift execution of your commanding officers? orders, all Commissars have been instructed to increase the volume of their motivational litanies to a level above even the most devastating of the heretics? armaments.***