FACEBOOK EATS INSTAGRAM, USERS FLEE!

Facebook agrees to buy the photo sharing network Instagram for ONE BILLION DOLLARS! & just a week after the service (finally) launches on Android.
ANGRY users (who hate facebook for all the privacy violations and generally scumbaggy evil crap they get up to) flee the service in an epic ragequit exodus.

“Facebook’s chief executive, Mark Zuckerberg, said he planned to build Instragram independently from the social network” – Believe that when you see it… coz, y’know, Zuckerbitch is such a trustworthy person right? And facebook have never flat-out lied to users right?

Facebook buys Instagram for $1bn and everyone hates it already
“Facebook has acquired photo-sharing app Instagram, a two-year-old start-up, for $1 billion in cash and shares. The deal was announced by Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook – but Instagram users immediately took to social networks to denounce the deal. For many, Facebook is already an internet hate-figure – and the prospect of an internet behemoth swallowing up a popular start-up seems to have caused a pretty strong backlash.” http://www.guardian.co.uk/…