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What a fool. Cruz’s position is the position that most people will adopt, especially anyone who tries to make a living via the inner tubes. As usual, Chunky’s opposition is partisan drooling rather than any thought process. Someone from the right makes a comment, so it’s automatically wrong. Just pathetic Seriously, who wants the government with more control over our lives by having more control of the inner tubes?

Chunky is a fascist piece of shit who doesn’t understand that his applause for government expansion will eventually result in loss of his freedoms. Now that is what I’d call stupid.

And you can bet the farm that Affirmative Action/Foreign Student Jerk the Wonder Prez was nothing CLOSE to magna cum laude – otherwise we’d have seen the transcripts and he would have gotten onto the law review on grades and not “elected”.

If the Choomster-in-Chief was the brilliant scholar that the MSM claims him to be, they would’ve have plastered his grades everywhere for everyone to see so the world could marvel at his superior intellect and sooper-geniousness. 🙄 😆

Jealous much, Chuckles.
People care about what Ted Cruz thinks. He has a massive Twitter following. He is successful at everything he puts his mind to.
And he’s married which means he has a REAL woman living with him and sharing his life with him.
A woman that doesn’t go POP at inopportune moments.

It’s going to be interesting to find out exactly how Obama did in school when he leaves office & all bets are off. If he was so smart, I’d think they’d be shoving his fabulous grades down our throats. But they aren’t. Why??

Hey didn’t the famous scholar and Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz, who is a liberal but not a lying Progturd ass say that Cruz was the best student he ever had? Oh well here he is calling him off the charts brilliant.

@Karoli @Shoq @OsborneInk Of all the whiny right wing persecution memes, “Twitter Gulag” has to be the most ridiculous and pointless.

Then why did you brag about it before you denied it, deleted your tweets, lied about your participation, and change your twitter handle from “lizardoid”?
And you still have close links to people associated with that little escapade and the stoprush crowd.

And he’s really working overtime to get Twitchy to post something about him – you know, like they do with important people. Itchy, listen. If your stupid as evolution versus mutation eleventy million retweeted post (and responses that basically called you a dumbshit) wouldn’t get you mentioned on Twitchy, it’s time to hang it up. Stick a fork in it – you’re done. We’ll still pay attention to you here in the playpen, but really dude – everyone else considers you an embarrassment. Does your good buddy Rachel Maddow retweet you? Bring you on her show? Well she sends you free books. And she has a lot of them because, you know, no one is buying them.

Put a man in uniform, preferably a white man, give him a gun, and Americans will worship him. It is a particularly childish trait, of a childlike culture, that insists on anointing all active military members and police officers as “heroes.” The rhetorical sloppiness and intellectual shallowness of affixing such a reverent label to everyone in the military or law enforcement betrays a frightening cultural streak of nationalism, chauvinism, authoritarianism and totalitarianism, but it also makes honest and serious conversations necessary for the maintenance and enhancement of a fragile democracy nearly impossible.

If only we could Twilight Zone Transport such sniveling dickweeds to another place and time, where they would learn vital lessons of history. Or an alternate universe, like one in which the Nazis and Imperial Japan shared power over the globe. Or maybe they’d really enjoy Soviet Earth the bestest of all.

BTW wasn’t Itchy against that whole “net neutrality” thing? I seem to recall him wailing against him (and in that case he would have been correct). What’s his take on Jerk the Wonder Prez’s current push for regulating like a utility? Gasp! Will he have to go against his Messiah. Gee, Douchenozzle, if he was wrong on that?

The self-identified Liberal MSM is finally turning on the Unicorn Messiah, after a couple years of false starts in that direction. I can’t wait to see the books that are going to come flooding out in a couple of years, telling the godawful truth of what a truly-dysfunctional WH looks and smells like. Jarrett’s Nixonian Enemies List appears to have just as many card-carrying libturds on it as it contains conservative-leaning pundits, if not a lot more.

Gus has been re-purposed as grease for our tanks’ treads. How did that happen? Patton took one look at him, lounging in a field hospital complaining about the cold, took out his pearl-handled pistol, and shot him in the head. Nobody said a word about it. One nurse giggled, and mimed a “slow clap” show of approval.

Just so very stupid that you cannot parody it. These two are literally down the fucking rabbit hole so far that they are seeing playing cards and having tea. What can mockers do when the mockees are self-mocking?

I remember thinking at the time, when I watched “Band Of Brothers” in a day of TV-binge, that Sobel had to be getting a raw deal for dramatic purposes. Sounds like he had a very sad final act to his life, too, after being a great father and husband for a long time.

Shooting himself with the wrong hand using a small caliber pistol? Veteran watchers of Dateline like myself know it was attempted murder, likely for insurance money. Look into that blonde German hausfrau, I say.

Add “science” to the list of words drained of meaning in the Fatass Lexicon, along with racist, misogynist, milyo, crazy and stalker. There are others, but suddenly I am overcome with Chunky-fatigue, and need to disengage from the stupid.

It must suck to be Itchy and Scratchy. Spend their entire day glued to Twitter being angry. The only time I saw a glimpse of “joy” in a tweet from Itchy was when he talked about his grilled cheese sandwich. Sad really. This isn’t having a life, dudes.