2) Everyone knows that the only reason Mulder and Scully use those really
bright flashlights is for the lightsaber effect they get in the dark.

And the number one reason Star Wars beats the X-Files:
1) Deep Throat gets shot, and that's the last you see of him. Obi-Wan gets
vaporized by a lightsaber, and not only still shows up for the rest of that
movie, but comes back for 2 sequels.