Where Fancy Garbage Coffee Has Never Gone Before

All coffee is good, from the shittiest
diner to the most annoyingly rigorous high-end shop, except for
coffee that comes in a pod and claims to be annoyingly rigorous and
high end, but which is actual garbage that has been toasted, ground
up, dehydrated and put into a non-biodegradable plastic coffin. And
now that coffee is in space, which is a good reason to never leave
this big dumb rock with all of its perfectly fine non-garbage
coffee.