Look, it happens. You win a World Series, you have a fabulous new ballpark, you become the second-biggest spending team in baseball, you loot the farm system to load up on big-name vets, and you're going to fill the stadium. And the Phillies, who have won the division five straight years, became the biggest ticket in town. But Baltimore and Cleveland will tell you that nothing lasts forever—it's a lost season in South Philadelphia, and all the Schmitters in the world aren't going to keep the turnstiles turning.

The news spurred Nationals broadcaster F.P. Santangelo, all too used to seeing Nationals Park become CBP South, to take a shot at the Phils:

Advertisement

"Their sellout streak ended tonight, apparently."

...

"They're going to have to take back their own ballpark."

Yes, yes, let's all laugh. But celebrating last night as the end of the line merely gives legitimacy to a streak that never was. The Phillies (along with the Red Sox) have been masters of massaging the numbers to technically qualify for an announced sellout, even on nights where hundreds to thousands of tickets remained unsold. How'd they do it?

The Boston Red Sox have Major League Baseball's longest streak of consecutive sold out games,…
Read more Read more

• The Phillies, as part of MLB's partnership with StubHub, are allowed to count tickets purchased by scalpers and resellers, even if those tickets end up in the trash. Upwards of a quarter of tickets are sold on the secondary market. This is the main reason why season tickets are often priced well below market value: they're snapped up by optimistic resellers, who then assume all the risk, while the Phillies take credit for the sale.

• Citizens Bank Park has room for more than 1,000 standing room tickets, which don't count towards the stadium's official capacity. Even if there are hundreds of unsold seats, they'll still include those standing room fans in the official count.

Who decides if a game officially counts as a sellout? The Phillies' own ticket office. So this was one bogus streak that came to an end only because there were so many empty seats last night, it would have been a joke to pretend otherwise.

But don't cry for the Phillies. They're still leading baseball in attendance, and last night's gate of 41,665 would still be good for the third-best average in MLB.