"Trump" Kicks "Rosie's" Ass

1/9/2007 1:51 PM PST

"Trump" Kicks "Rosie's" Ass

It's as if WWE can see our fantasies -- pitting Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump against each other in a brutally amusing wrestling match.

On last night's "Monday Night Raw," the feuding lookalikes exchanged blows. "Rosie" put up a good fight, but "Trump" won the match by body-slamming his plump competitor after stuffing her face with cake, even though she prefers pie. "The Donald's" hair even came to his aid, as he finished off "Rosie" with a vicious hairbutt.