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Steve Smith will be haunting Carolina strip bars for years to come – he agreed to a three-year contract extension that’ll keep him in teal through the 2012 season. I can’t find the details, but I know he’ll definitely be able to make it rain. And not like Pacman.

Carl Pavano is not pleased at the Yankees’ request that he get examined by even more doctors. Of course he’s not! He’s probably scared that the doctors might fix him and he’ll actually have to earn the millions they’re paying him! Lazy ho.

UPDATE after the jump!

Let me preface this by saying I love David Wells. I think he’s fabulous. Howevah, he really needs to shut it – he thinks that Roger Clemens’ special perks (such as not traveling with the team) show disrespect to the team. I kind of agree with him, but guess what? It’s nobody’s business but the Yankees and Clemens. So, Wellsy, sorry but SHUT UP!

In other blowhard news, David Ortiz thinks that we should cheer for Barry Bonds. No, seriously. Never mind that it’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face that Bonds used steroids (aw, he thought it was flaxseed oil!). Ortiz goes on to say: “Have they proved he used steroids? But it was a cream or something. He wasn’t injecting anything, right?” Oh, Papi. Is that how you justify your steroid use? (JUST KIDDING – This is not an accusation of steroid use!)

I am with you on Carl Pavano. He’s a lazy, supposedly-but-not-really pretty-boy pussy. And I wish he would get the hell off my team. As far as I’m concerned, the Yankees should dump him in the same pig trough as Kevin Brown.