The site that makes these (and other) dragon-themed toys always provides some sort of backstory to each "character" and this one is no exception. "Meng" was cursed in an ancient war, which is why he became so small, but he "has learned how to put his size to good use." Interesting career path, Meng.

This soft, silicone dildo will deposit slimy gelatin "alien eggs" in your vagina, for an "impregnation experience that's out of this world" (if that's a thing you're into). It also comes with an egg mold!

Yes, she comes with a name. This is more or less just a fleshlight in the shape of an alien and/or dragon vagina, but you can choose from a large array of colors to customize based on your personal alien and/or dragon vagina fantasies.

Unicorn toast, unicorn frapps, unicorn makeup, unicorn cheesecake ... if you're not asking yourself, "When will it end?!" by now, you're probably asking yourself, "Where can I find more?!" Well, we found some more — here you go! Lean into the trend with these next-level shimmery unicorn dildos.

Fans of bondage and also of role-play/cosplay should definitely check out Kink Engineering, who makes custom costumes (think latex Stormtrooper suits) and bondage-style headpieces (like this one) for the sexy villainess.