Bit: "HOWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"

Episode: 512- Mitchell

(Gypsy is reading from a diagram. She has
a huge pencil where her ear would be. There are several
crumpled up pieces of paper on the table.)

Gypsy: (reading): OEP, EOP, POE. Working like a dog. Got
to think. How to get Joel off the ship? How to get Joel off?
Charter flight? No. How? How? How to get Joel off the ship,
but HOWWWWWWWWWWW?! Boy, I'm frustrated. Well, back at it.
Throw him? No...Joel: (entering)
Hey, Gypsy, working on a project, huh? Have you seen my
Inside the PGA around here anywhere?Gypsy: No, Joel,
I haven't seen your magazine anywhere.Joel: Oh, it's
got this great article on Fuzzy Zoeller.Gypsy: Joel, if
you were faced with your imminent death and had to get back
to Earth like, pronto, how would you do it?Joel: C'mon, I'd
never leave you.Gypsy: But, Joel,
your imminent death!Joel: Gypsy,
honey, I could never leave you. (Gypsy moans.) It's all for
one and one for all. That's the Robinson way.Gypsy: Oh,
no.Joel:
(giggles and finds magazine)
Fuzzy Zoeller. What a great guy. (exits)Gypsy: (moans)
Oh, I can't tell Joel. He'd never leave. I'm alone with my
heavy burden. ENNUI!! Wait! I got Tom and Crow to help me.
I'm sure in a pinch I can depend on them to be serious and
calm and intelligent.

(Crow and Tom enter giggling on pogo
sticks)

Tom: OK, what's next, what's next?Crow: Uh...
"Hardcastle and McCormick."Tom: OK.
(singing) Ride! Drivin' like the demon that drives your
dreams...Crow: Yeah,
that's it! (laughs) Hey, whatcha doin, Gyps?Gypsy: This is
very, very, very important!Tom: Now the
guitar lick! (makes guitar sounds)Gypsy: Can you
two keep a secret?Crow: Nope.Tom: Never could,
never will, Gypsy! (both laugh) OK, now Bonanza, including
the words! (Gypsy moans.)Crow: Oh, OK.
(singing) It's all right if I pick a little fight! Bonanza!
(both exit.)Gypsy: Oh, I'm
being tested. (moans) Who? Who is testing Gypsy? Hello?
Well, I will prevail, because I am good and the Mads are
evil. But, HOWWWWWWWWW?! [movie sign] Oh, you guys got movie
light. HOWWWWWWW?!