There were 3 women robbing a bank and got caught so they are gunna get executed. The executioner decides to kill them by the ocean so when they die they could throw their body in the ocean. So the next day came and the black woman was up first, the commander ask if she had any last request before she die so she yelled out tornado while ery1 look away she ran away and the commander says oh well and call up the Mexican women. The commander ask the Mexican woman if she had any last request before she die and she yelled out tidal wave, then ery1 look away and she ran, so the commander said oh well again and call for the blonde woman. Before the blonde woman went up she was thinking to herself that the 2 woman before was using natural disaster to make the guard look away so they could run, so when the blonde one was up and the commander ask her if she had any last request and she said FIRE!!!

Thanks to john lee for this joke.

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