Don’t worry.I have assumed control of the USA in the Oval Office and have decided to suspend the current campaign for president of the United States. It is costing too much money and is too much like a Reality TV show. Plus, it is X-rated. All of the current candidates have been ordered to abandon their campaigns. Here is the proof that I am in charge:

Here I am debating my next steps as president:

I have already made the following HUGE and AWESOME decisions. I have named

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