A trusted source has told us that EA is working on a new game that they plan to ruin somehow. The source has told us “the game has everything that a gamer wants in a game and it will please those who play it. That’s something Electronic Arts can’t have.” Our source also said that EA plans to plague the game with in app purchases for items that could easily be put in the game as unlockables, take every step possible to make sure the game doesn’t even work on launch day, and to create an always online requirement. Andrew Wilson responded to this report this morning: “We here at Electronic Arts refute this report because it is false and untrue. Since when have we ever ruined a game with in app purchases, make sure it doesn’t work on launch day, or use an always online requirement. Complete lies,” said Wilson while trying to keep a straight face.

In a stunning turn of events, Xbox fans have declared war on Bungie claiming that they have been betrayed by the developer whose new game Destiny seems to favor PlayStation platforms instead of Xbox unlike Bungie’s former game Halo(currently developed by 343 Industries) The leader of the Xbox army, General xprosnipez420 gave his troops an inspirational speech this morning ironically at 4:20 in an xbox live party. ” Men today we go to war with our now sworn enemy Bungie. Yes at one point we lived in peace and harmony but that all changed when they betrayed us. They betrayed us when they made Destiny seem like a PlayStation exclusive even though it’s on xbox too. They betrayed us when they have PlayStation exclusive dlc for a year even though it’s crap that we don’t even want. Well today that betrayal is gonna be their downfall. Today we will fight them in the best way we know how, by complaining on the internet. We’ll swarm the Bungie forums and call the developers all types of homophobic and racial slurs. Hell I got a list of em right here!” After this speech ended all those involved were immediately yelled at by there mothers who all wondered when they would get jobs, move out ,or get a girlfriend.

Just like every other gamer, President of Sony’s Worldwide Studios for Sony Computer Entertainment Inc Shuhei Yoshida has actually forgotten that the PS Vita even existed. During an interview with IGN, Yoshida was asked what Sony planned on doing to improve the Vita. “PlayStation Vita? What’s that? Did we make that?” Yoshida then proceeded to google the Vita and was shocked and amazed by what he discovered. “When the hell did we release this? Call Of Duty: Declassified? Who the hell approved that?” Yoshida was even more surprised when he found a quote he made about the Vita: “There are games for Vita, especially in Japan…However, more and more people use it as a companion device for PS4 and we are very happy that people are using it as such. I never said that somebody is obviously stealing my identity and I plan to find out who.” Yoshida then proceeded to purchase a Vita from Gamestop only to return it hours later claiming that it was the “worst handheld ever.”He traded it in for a Nintendo 3DS calling it the “obviously superior handheld.”

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It was October 2006 and I was still a wrestling newbie. I would forget Smackdown came on Fridays(Even though its name is Friday night Smackdown), I called the suplex the zooplex, and I couldn't remember the name of Rey Mysterio's finisher( Was it the 619 or the 623.) On one random Saturday I see on the tv guide TNA Impact! ( Is the exclamation point really necessary?) So I tune in and watch because it said there was wrestling and the first thing I see is the Monster Abyss. The first thing I thought was," This guy looks like Kane from WWE." So I continued to watch every week and eventually I knew more about TNA than WWE since TNA was on from 9-10pm and they only had one show every Thursday and it fit my bedtime. One of my favorite things to watch would be Christian Cage's entrance just because of his entrance music

Some will say that TNA never was never an alternative or threat to WWE but I say nonsense! There was so much talent and potential with the TNA roster around 2006-2007 that it could have beaten WWE but of course like many things they do, TNA failed. Today TNA isn't anything like it was when I started watching. It has so many freaking heel turns and face turns that it's just ridiculous. And the worst part is that they just copy and paste whatever WWE does most of the time. Sometimes I watch but it's just not worth it. Maybe one day they will become the alternative to WWE. Until then I'll just enjoy my Ring of Honor on Saturday nights.