To be the man/woman in a workplace that doesn't do anything but he/she remains the "employee of favor" because he/she is always complaining or tattling on any other employees for things left undone or done incorrectly.

Noun 3-

A general "suck up", "ass kisser", who somehow manages to skyrocket to the top without knowing anything about being on the top nor the function of their duties. (see definition 1)

Guy no. 1... Dude, I just broke that ladies window with the baseball.

Guy no. 2... Oh my God, I am so telling on you to make myself look like a rock star, even though I WAS playing baseball with you.