The Proverbial Answer Earpiece

Do you ever wish you could come up with a wise and witty response to peoples questions?

Now you can with the Proverbial Answer Earpiece. It looks like an annoying Bluetooth earpiece, but it really is a handy device that will whisper intelligent sounding statements into your ear.

Next time you are wearing the Proverbial Answer Earpiece and someone asks you the time you will be ready to answer with “Sir, a watched pot never boils” or “Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives”.