Paladino continued, "When he was married - or asked him why his wife left him or threw him out of the house? Has anybody ever done that?" he demanded. "What are they doing intruding on my life?"

(Cuomo split with his wife in 2003.)

But we're confused. Just a few days ago, Paladino was attacking Cuomo's lack of testicles. How could Cuomo cheat on his wife if he has no testicles? If Paladino can't even keep his absurd smears straight, there's no way he'll be able to break the deadlock in Albany.