A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos.
The clerk walks up to him and asks, "May I help
you with anything?"
"Yeah!", said the man, "What is that?".
"That's a thermos!", said the clerk.
"What's it do?".
"It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!".
"I'll take it", said the man.
The next day the man goes to work carrying this
thermos. his co-workers ask him "What's that?"
"It's a thermos", said the man.
"What's it do?". "It keeps things hot and it
keeps things cold!"
"So What have you got in it?".
"Two ice creams and a cup of coffee."

Little Johnny's kindergarden class was on a field
trip to their local police station where they saw
pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10
most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to
a picture and asked if it really was the photo of
a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want
him very badly."
So Little Johnny asked, "Why the fuck didn't you
keep him when you took his picture?"