your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

645 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

What a rambling rant, devoid of substance and grammar he really should lay of the wanking as it will just fall off if he continues. The FSM is a lovely pasta filled deity who is cool in the way the Dude is in the Big Liebowski is, still even the Dude would find him uncool and give him a boot to the head.

When will people like him learn that when they attack every other religion, it makes them and their religion look bad?

Leave it to a Christian to assume, assume, assume.

Assume that God is real with no evidence, assume that anyone who isn’t Christian is going to hell, assume that all of the other 20,000+ religions are false, and assume that Jesus is not in league with terrorists and Hitler to kill the Jews on the second coming, and finally, assume that good grammar is NOT essential for an INTELLIGENT argument.

Then again, I guess anyone who believes in the tooth fairy, Santa, and other mythical creatures and people have some kind of disability. So I guess I can excuse them from using proper grammar.

Okay..
1. Any real Christian would capitalize God anytime they typed it for it is his name.
2. When you send hate mail: a. learn to spell b. what the fuck is teh? c. I cannot even describe how obnoxiously fucking retarded you sound in your hate mail.
3. Sir you just need to do the world a favor and get crushed by a damned steam roller on top of a bed of glass and acid.

I recently converted from whatever the hell I was before to Pastafarianism. I’ll be spending the rest of the school year preaching about FSM to my fellow 7th graders. Thank you, Connor Fargus. You just make me laugh. If you’re going to condemn a legitimate religion, then please learn to spell before you do so.

I’m glad I’m not the only 7th grader preaching. Sadly, most of my class either laughs of give me funny looks. I think immersion programs would be easier to preach at, because they normally have a more open mind.