Monday, February 14, 2011

The happy person likes to do useful, productive work, to use his abilities fully. He enjoys helping people, but is not self-sacrificing. At night, sleep researchers have found, he has little trouble falling asleep. He tends to be self-sufficient and can enjoy both solitude and company but is dependent on neither. Generally, he's orderly and punctual.

Though tolerant of people's minor flaws, the happy person dislikes cruelty and destructiveness. He is healthy, has no hang-ups about prosperity, and refuses to participate in other people's negative emotions - or cling to his own. When choosing a mate, he will pick a congenial, compatible, figure rather than someone romantic and glamorous. Like many busy, absorbed people, he feels days pass quickly, though in large units - weeks, months, years- time may seem endless. Finally, the happy person has a sense of progress, improvement, of getting somewhere.

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Who's your leading man? - Test results

For 40 % you are: Dimitri! He's strong and handsome and knows that you can't be together, but you love each other more then anything and would never stop. He makes sure you stay out of trouble but sometimes if he's in it, you just have to help and would risk your life for his. He would do the same for you. 34.0858 % of 1329 Quiz participants had this profile!

What is your dream guy? - Test results

For 40 % you are: If you mostly C's your dream guy is Justin Bieber. You both love to sing and care about others. You don't like to brag a lot, either. 37.4554 % of 3081 Quiz participants had this profile!

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Are You A Babe? Quiz

You are a Babe! You are very appealing to a man and have great inner beauty and strength as well as physical attractiveness. You take pride in your appearance and like a man who appreciates it! You like being accepted as a person rather than a sex symbol and you like a man who is intelligent as well as good looking.

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Ice Cream Personality Quiz -

A: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

You're a natural leader, and always aim high. A total go-getter, you won't give up until you've achieved all that you wanted to do!

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Chocolate Personality Quiz -

A: Butterfinger Candy Bar

Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time.

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Pizza Personality Quiz - A: "New York-style" Pizza

You are a traditionalists at heart. You enjoy spending time with your family and enjoy playing sports on the weekends. The movies you prefer are action-adventure or comedy. You're known to others as the "Brainiac."

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Shower Personality Quiz - A: hair first.

Those who wash their hair first are the artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important to you. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best lover as you are most willing to explore and please your partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest.

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Sleep Personality Quiz - A: freefaller

People who sleep in the freefaller position:

Hold strong beliefs and try to have everything done precisely the way they want.

So, I had 3 hours of sleep last night because I can't stop thinking about my dog.

Boom ate a total of 6 In-diet nuggets today. He's only allowed 3. I guess he's going to have another round of diarrhea. Do we have health care discounts for dogs?Wait, I think Vince is waking up already. Hold on. He's not supposed to wake up yet. It's only 11:33pm! Stop. Freeze.

Speaking of clocks, I bought my sister Iris a wrist watch over the weekend. She says she needs a timer for her PT duties at the hospital. So I gave her that, instead of hanging an actual stopwatch on her neck like a basketball coach or something.

I'm not really sure, but I think my brother Dominic is still hooked basketball. I remember Mama telling me he went to go out and shoot some hoops. She didn't say Papa went with him. No, I didn't ask.

Anyway... I think I need to drink water now. The box of chocolates on the floor is almost half empty. And we should sleep too.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

20. you're not talking to me.19. i'm talking to you and still you're not talking back.18. i'm asking a question and your best answer is a snore.17. i look at you and you turn to your pillow.16. i laugh with you and then after a while you laugh at me.15. i cry and you just wait and see till i stop.14. i still want to talk and you still want to sleep.13. i get sick and the only thing you mean to do is tell me to take care of myself.12. you are insanely funny, ambitious, adventurous and unbelieavably full of life out with them but when you're alone with me you're a clam.11. your idea of a joke is about me and my pathetic height.10. you think it's always about you.09. you think it's always about me.08. you don't think it's about us.07. you don't think i understand.06. you don't think i feel the same.05. you don't know the essence of "right timing"04. you think you're right.03. you think i'm wrong.02. you stop listening.01. you allow me to walk out on you.

So, I had 3 hours of sleep last night because I can't stop thinking about my dog.

Boom ate a total of 6 In-diet nuggets today. He's only allowed 3. I guess he's going to have another round of diarrhea. Do we have health care discounts for dogs?Wait, I think Vince is waking up already. Hold on. He's not supposed to wake up yet. It's only 11:33pm! Stop. Freeze.

Speaking of clocks, I bought my sister Iris a wrist watch over the weekend. She says she needs a timer for her PT duties at the hospital. So I gave her that, instead of hanging an actual stopwatch on her neck like a basketball coach or something.

I'm not really sure, but I think my brother Dominic is still hooked basketball. I remember Mama telling me he went to go out and shoot some hoops. She didn't say Papa went with him. No, I didn't ask.

Anyway... I think I need to drink water now. The box of chocolates on the floor is almost half empty. And we should sleep too.

So, I had 3 hours of sleep last night because I can't stop thinking about my dog.

Boom ate a total of 6 In-diet nuggets today. He's only allowed 3. I guess he's going to have another round of diarrhea. Do we have health care discounts for dogs?Wait, I think Vince is waking up already. Hold on. He's not supposed to wake up yet. It's only 11:33pm! Stop. Freeze.

Speaking of clocks, I bought my sister Iris a wrist watch over the weekend. She says she needs a timer for her PT duties at the hospital. So I gave her that, instead of hanging an actual stopwatch on her neck like a basketball coach or something.

I'm not really sure, but I think my brother Dominic is still hooked basketball. I remember Mama telling me he went to go out and shoot some hoops. She didn't say Papa went with him. No, I didn't ask.

Anyway... I think I need to drink water now. The box of chocolates on the floor is almost half empty. And we should sleep too.

Strike – I work at a hospital. One day, a man barged into the ER with a huge wound slashed across his neck, with blood spurting all over! One nurse approached him and calmly asked: “Ano po ang problema?”

Rexxx – In Pamapanga, there’s a minibus w/c has labels for its seats, on the left side: “DITO MAGAGANDA” and on the right side: “DITO MGA PANGIT”. When the driver saw that everyone sat on the left side, he said: “Asuuuuuuuuuuuus!”

Girltemperamental – Our math teacher entered the classroom and said: “Get out…get out…”, so we started exiting one by one. Then he said: “Where are you going?” We answered: “Sir, you said get out.” He said angrily: “I wasn’t finished! I was going to say, get out your calculators!”

Abernathy – Teacher: “Class, you know jumping jack? You know, you open the box and jack will jump?”

No name – Our teacher asked us to bring colored puto. So the next day, we all bought from Goldilocks their colored puto. Our teacher was so angry. He yelled: “I said bring colored puto! Colored putograp!”

Boknoi – (Alma Moreno called Philippine Airlines) Alma: “How long is the flight from Manila to Vancouver?” The person on the other line said: “Just a minute, ma’am…” Alma: “Wow, ang bilis lang pala!” (then puts the phone down).

Bebe – The Abu Sayyaf were looking for FVR, GMA and Erap, who all hid inside a sack each. The rebels kicked FVR’s sack, and FVR said: “Arf! Arf!” The rebels moved to GMA’s sack and kicked it, GMA said: “Meow! Meow!” The rebels moved to Erap’s sack and kicked it, and Erap said: “Patatas! Patatas!”

The Top Ten “Mag-Tagalog Ka Na Lang!” Quotes – Agent 2B

Biboy Blue – While our teacher was swriting on the board, someone threw paper at him. He turned around and shouted, “Hudas dat person dat did dat?”

So, I had 3 hours of sleep last night because I can't stop thinking about my dog.

Boom ate a total of 6 In-diet nuggets today. He's only allowed 3. I guess he's going to have another round of diarrhea. Do we have health care discounts for dogs?Wait, I think Vince is waking up already. Hold on. He's not supposed to wake up yet. It's only 11:33pm! Stop. Freeze.

Speaking of clocks, I bought my sister Iris a wrist watch over the weekend. She says she needs a timer for her PT duties at the hospital. So I gave her that, instead of hanging an actual stopwatch on her neck like a basketball coach or something.

I'm not really sure, but I think my brother Dominic is still hooked basketball. I remember Mama telling me he went to go out and shoot some hoops. She didn't say Papa went with him. No, I didn't ask.

Anyway... I think I need to drink water now. The box of chocolates on the floor is almost half empty. And we should sleep too.

You shouldn't have taken what is not yours.You should've asked first.Oh.But this isn't for the thief.This is for the one who assumes she was the victim of a thief.Oh.Gloomy instance upon opening the fridge.Where it had been there.Where I faced my nightmare.Oh.Oh, it was hard to believe that you're gone.But as I walked away I realizedIt's owning something that is not yours is what's wrong.Oh.If it's in the fridge, it could be free for all.So take it, but just don't get caught.But if the fridge is at your friend's house, all you could've done is sneak it out of the carton and hide behind the door.Oh.Now I learn.That if you want it, take it.You need it, get it.Or be tickled pink.Now or never.Lethal is the word later.I don't know what's the matterBut I JUST WANT YOU TO BRING BACK THAT SANSRIVAL CAKE ON THE PLATTER!

So, I had 3 hours of sleep last night because I can't stop thinking about my dog.

Boom ate a total of 6 In-diet nuggets today. He's only allowed 3. I guess he's going to have another round of diarrhea. Do we have health care discounts for dogs?Wait, I think Vince is waking up already. Hold on. He's not supposed to wake up yet. It's only 11:33pm! Stop. Freeze.

Speaking of clocks, I bought my sister Iris a wrist watch over the weekend. She says she needs a timer for her PT duties at the hospital. So I gave her that, instead of hanging an actual stopwatch on her neck like a basketball coach or something.

I'm not really sure, but I think my brother Dominic is still hooked basketball. I remember Mama telling me he went to go out and shoot some hoops. She didn't say Papa went with him. No, I didn't ask.

Anyway... I think I need to drink water now. The box of chocolates on the floor is almost half empty. And we should sleep too.