“We bought a zoo! This thing came with it! Not sure what it is let me take a picture with it.”

Since his wife is a bastard and an abomination against nature who will eventually be tracked and killed in a windmill by villagers after a marginally successful stint at power forward in the NBA D-League, Lamar Odom went to a Washington, D.C. strip club and made it rain on several hos. Radar Online reports:

The 27-year-old reality star’s husband of more than two years, Dallas Mavericks star Lamar Odom, had a wild night with strippers at a notorious Washington D.C. strip club on January 8, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. Multiple eyewitnesses have told RadarOnline.com that Odom dropped hundreds of dollars on dancers and at one point was sprawled out in a dimly lit corner of Stadium Club strip club, a venue that bills itself as a “five star dining and premier gentleman’s club experience.”…”Strippers were grinding on him,” the onlooker said in an exclusive interview. He attended the seedy club with Mavericks’ teammates Shawn Marion and Delonte West in the hours before the 2011 NBA champions were honored by President Barack Obama in a ceremony at the White House on January 9….“That’s where the VIPs go when they don’t want to be seen publicly with a stripper,” the source at the venue said. “Lamar disappeared into the back of the venue where the private rooms are. He was there for quite awhile, but eventually came back to hang with the strippers in the main area again. The stripper that gave him most of his lap dances was a complete Khloe look-a-like.”

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you go to a strip club, make sure your wife doesn’t have 82 billion Twitter followers: