In case you haven't heard, Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy is an evangelical Christian who loves him some "Christian values." Thus, he is not in favor of those ungodly homosexuals marrying each other. Take it away, Jon!

Well that didn't take long. Yes, jackasses are already beginning to emerge in the wake of the Theater 9 shooting. Can't people wait at least 24 hours post-tragedy to display their idiocy? Seriously, is that too much to ask?