Darlene: do you think boobs will effect my pitching?
Roseanne: not this season.

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Roseanne: no matter what we do we're gonna screw our kids up! Let me have Darlene and you can have Becky.
Dan: what about D.J?
Roseanne: we'll flip for it

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Roseanne and Darlene:

"Hawks generally don't pass out on the couch after eating a quart of ice cream" - Darlene's response to Roseanne after Roseanne has been "watching her like a hawk"
-Roseanne and Darlene

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Dan:

Oh its a proud proud dayyyy
-Dan

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Roseanne:

"Welcome to Rosannadu" (to David after deciding to let him move in...Dan & Roseanne had just explained the rules of the house & that the rules could change at any time even for their amusement)
-Roseanne

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Darlene:

(to David) I can make you feel like a man...
Take out the trash.
-Darlene

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ROSEANNE:

WE MAY NOT HAVE ANY ELECTRICITY, BUT WE SURE KNOW THE SPEED OF STUPID
-ROSEANNE

Something is up, let's look for clue. David is pale and shaky so there is no clues there. But Darlene wants to sit next to me and complimented her brother hmm let me guess. Your pregnant! (silance) THAT WAS MY JOKE!
-Roseanne