The trailer for Oneechanbara Vortex, a Japanese film about a girl in a bikini who kills zombies with a samurai sword, isn’t in English and doesn’t have subtitles, but somehow I don’t think we’re missing much. I love how straightforward the Japanese are about this stuff. I can only imagine the focus group discussions over there – “Look, lady, I’m a regular guy. I like my steaks medium, my potatoes mashed, my beer cold, and my sex violent, underage, and cartoonish, okay? We don’t have to reinvent the wheel here.”