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Its touching how Gore (& the Left) are so concerned about fish and the earth, but an unborn baby, nah… Their priorities are a bit skewed to say the least.
That’s why I can’t get into their concern for the earth for future children because they keep aborting them.

Yeah, that’s not hard to find. Their is lots of idiotic pure disgust toward anyone who consumes meat in any shape way or form.
Once again, the greatest tragedy is that these loons take away from true environmental issues.

Imagine just how hard it must truly suck to have to constantly worry about every single thing you do – just in case its not energy efficient enough … just in case it might give off a little carbon … just in case somewhere, someplace on Earth, some fringe of the Enviro-Whacko movement might be displeased.

Really. I feel bad for the guy. Yeah, he made his bed and it’s time to lie in and all. But it’s gotta sting. Surrounded by a vast sea of irony, everywhere you go.

So out of curiosity … this whole “farm” thing: does this mean I can like raise my own Bald Eagles and then eat them … since they’re farmed?

Oh. Wait. The American Bald Eagle isn’t even endangered any more. More of that quiet happy news the Enviro-Whacko movement doesn’t want you to know.

I didn’t know there was a difference between a wild endangered species and a farm raised endangered species.

Rather, the restaurant later confirmed, they had come from one of the world’s few well-managed, sustainable populations of toothfish, and caught and documented in compliance with Marine Stewardship Council regulations.

How does one “document ” their dinner? do they stamp your fish? Does each fish come with papers?

Able to guzzle more energy than dozens of normal men! Producing more hot air than a locomotive! Able to pile up carbon credits higher than a tall building in a single bound!!!

Look UP in the sky! It’s ChickenLittle! It’s FlyingSnakeOilSalesman! It’s the Sultan of [hanging]Chad[s]! It’s a Bloated Balloon! It’s the Ayatollah of Heat! No, it’s CarbonMan in a jumbo private jet painted green!

CarbonMan, strange visitor from an alternate reality who came to Earth with claims and scary predictions far beyond those of mortal men, disguised as Fat Albert, and now joined by other members of the Royal Green League such as HummerMan and EcoCleaningWoman, they all fight a never ending battle for science-fiction, hypocrisy and the Hollywood way!

The average weight of a commercially caught toothfish is 9-10 kilograms (20 pounds) with large adults occasionally exceeding 200 kilograms (440 pounds). They are thought to live to fifty years, reaching a length of 2.3 metres (8 feet).(Chilean Sea Bass are toothfish)

The average weight of a commercially caught toothfish is 9-10 kilograms (20 pounds) with large adults occasionally exceeding 200 kilograms (440 pounds). They are thought to live to fifty years, reaching a length of 2.3 metres (8 feet).(Chilean Sea Bass are toothfish)

Now that’s a fish.

Anybody check the carbon footprint these monsters leave? Perhaps driving them to extinction will help save the planet.

Rather, the restaurant later confirmed, they had come from one of the world’s few well-managed, sustainable populations of toothfish, and caught and documented in compliance with Marine Stewardship Council regulations.

Then (to take a page out of the soft and fuzzy enviro play book) why didn’t he buy at least double the number of endangered fish and turn half of them loose to help replenish the endangered wild ones?
Or is that a standard only applicable to the dreaded earth hating Conservative and Gore is exempt?

Stop the presses. I say he’s still on this fish hook. I mean, is it ok to hunt an elephant for it’s ivory just because it was bread in a zoo? Or to club a baby seal just because it was farm raised? Or to distroy a child for it’s stem sells just because it was created in a lab? . . .oh wait.

If this was anybody on the Right side. No matter where those fish came from, there’d be an outrage over this from PETA or some other far-left group. Took a few days to come up with this excuse. I personally wouldn’t care what he ate, or what he did in his private life. If he’d just go away and stay away. Which would truly make these matters “private family matters.”

Since gore lost the 2000 election, he really entered a spiral dive, letting himself go. Remember him in the clubs, unshaven, partying and drinking with young girls, to help ease the pain of his loss?

That’s when he started binge eating and gaining all that weight. But since then, he has found a reason to live. He decided to really play up the environmental angle, an angle he had before the loss, but one which we never much heard about. Until somewhere in those dark, lonely days in deep despair, in the aftermath of the dream of being president, stolen from him, algore had an epiphany. He would come back. He would shake the image of the wooden VP, with no personality, always living in Clinton’s big shadow. He would remake himself into a new character, a man with a mission. He would become the environmental messiah, ostensibly above party politics, but in reality, even more leftist than before. He would become the goracle.

So he picked himself off the dirty floor, out of the pool of his own drunken vomit, and with one hand, stroked back his hair and lifted his chin in defiance. He would become important again. No more clubs. No more booze parties. Shave the damn beard. Tuck the shirt in.

**Satire**
When asked how the Chilean Seabass tasted, the Goracle Gill responded as follows:

“It was tasty, kind of like a cross between a Great White shark and a sea turtle.”

Note: Great Whites and sea turtles are on the endangered list. Just highlighting another case of notorious liberal hypocrisy that the dinosaur media refuses to cover. Hey, there’s a thought, if Jurassic Park were a reality, would the Goracle Gill try BBQ’d T-rex?