YouTube comments are known the Internet over as some of the most petty, petulant, and just plain vile exchanges between ostensible humans.

With that in mind, sketch comedy troupe Dead Parrot decided to hire two of the most staid, somber, and just plain serious thespians to ever tread the boards and asked them to reenact one particularly memorable YouTube comment war between two One Direction fans over whether or not Harry was gay.

YouTube Comment of Note: "Now THIS is how Google should have revamped the YouTube commenting system."