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Kelly Clarkson, Greatest Hits: Chapter One. It’s telling that Kelly Clarkson tacks her very first single at the end of the album like a footnote: “A Moment Like This” shot the singer into superstardom after it became her winning American Idol anthem. You can still hear the joy in the North Texan sweetheart’s voice, and you can practically see the tears coming out of those clichés.

Now that she’s been singing infinitely better songs, she’s not looking back at that ditty with the same joyful regard (even Clarkson’s knocked the cheese ball herself). But, for better or worse, it made her a household name, even if it never defined her as an artist. Clarkson was too feisty — too good — for a song like that. “Breakaway,” setting the stage for her power-pop makeover, would become her first major hit, and boy, did it ever. Between then and now she’d record the coveted 2004 kiss-off “Since U Been Gone,” and its doppelgängers, “My Life Would Suck Without You” and “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)” — all included among the 17 tracks, with only one from My December (whew!). Though her biggest hits are sound giants, this collection, which includes two of her best ballads, gives a fuller perspective of the talented pop star. The new songs represent an artist capable of almost anything: She goes country for “Don’t Rush” and does the juggernaut “People Like Us,” where she leads an army of underdogs (“the lost and forgotten”) into a fierce battle cry. Of all the things she’s accomplished in 10 years, it’s about time we got a gay anthem.

Christina Aguilera, Lotus. Christina Aguilera opens her seventh album by calling this a “rebirth” despite her “broken pieces” — in other words, a really bad few years (last album, tabloids and Burlesque). After spending much of her career doing what she’s so good at (using her voice like it’s a moon rocket) the pop singer, who got a profile-boost from The Voice, was sick of sitting in Lady Gaga’s shadow: Xtina wanted something different — something Bionic. That album, released two years ago, was a massive sound-bomb, not just commercially but creatively — who’s the dummy that thought Auto-Tuning one of the best voices ever was a good idea?

Lesson learned: Aguilera rips through these songs with all the superpower of a tsunami, sweeping up everything in its path … even Mother Monster. She slays “Your Body,” the sexy first single, as hard as she does the guys in its cartoonish video; “Army of Me” has her in Kill Bill mode, referencing herself as the “Fighter” she was in 2003, at the height of her career; and “Let There Be Love” is a glorious club smash that could be about world peace … except it’s mostly about makeup sex. Along with the Sia-written “Blank Page” — a decent tune made exponentially better by Christina’s heartfelt, powerhouse performance — those are the highlights on an album that never finds the same cohesive groove of her best work, Back to Basics and Stripped, but thankfully never gets as out-of-character as Bionic. Let Gaga be weird. You just sing, girl.

I made the decision to move my summer tour and I am truly sorry to those of you who had purchased tickets and have been disappointed by the news. Immediately after wrapping production on Burlesque, I went directly back into the studio and then quickly started the promotional process for Bionic. With both the album press and film press I am booked the entire summer and need time to focus on the work at hand. After reviewing the schedule with my team, I realized there was not enough time to put together and rehearse for a proper show, one that is at the caliber you expect from me or at the level I would present to my fans. In addition, my album has not even been released as yet and I would like for you all to become familiar with the music before you hear it live on tour. Again, I am sorry to have to move the dates but I promise to come see you when the time is right!

I look forward to seeing you all on the road soon enough to get BIONIC…

She seems to be giving up the pin-up girl glam of her last album and gets back to hot and sexy (by way of a little bit of Gaga and a whole lotta Madonna) in her newest video for “Not Myself Tonight.” Check it out.