Iowa Caucus 2012: Top 10 Most Alarming Developments

The night is young, but with 26 percent of precincts reporting, the results of the Iowa caucuses look very similar to pre-caucus polls. Ron Paul leads by the slimmest of margins, followed by Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum. Photo: REUTERS

10. If elected president, Rick Santorum wants to bomb Nebraska.

9. After Mitt Romney called him a fat, ugly sleazeball, Newt Gingrich sobbed like a 2-year-old child.