The Bloggess: The ten most fucked-up things people sent me this month

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The ten most fucked-up things people sent me this month

Once again it’s time for my monthly “Top 10 fucked up links people sent me things month” because 1) it’s a shame to not share this with the world and 2) it’s like on The Ring where you have to make someone else watch the weirdness so you don’t have to think about it anymore so you have to watch it so I can get it out of my head. As always, these links are relatively safe for work if you have headphones on but if I were you I’d wait until your boss is out to lunch, just in case. You’re welcome.

10. Clitoraid. “Adopt a clitoris”, y’all. Also, I should point out that I don’t think this is a joke and you should totally donate to it because it’ll be fantastic when you give the receipt to your tax accountant at the end of the year and you’re all “Deductions? Well, I donated a lot to charity. Vagina charity. I’m like a goddamn vagina philanthropist”. That would be awesome.

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Jenny is that weird girl at your school that you never talked to and you wondered what happened to her and turns out she's still weird and writes a series of blogs and columns about ninjas and sasquatches and porn. You can find her at thebloggess.com. She's odd and we wonder how she managed to live this long.

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