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MeepClan is some derpy, nonsense, hilarious Clan. XD It was Simew's idea; I'm just posting a thread for it. So, if you would like to take part in MeepClan, make a charrie with a really dumb name and go ahead and join in!

Spoonface stretched, seeing Shmerpclaw emerge from the MEEEERRRP'S Den. "Har har, hey thar, Shmerpclaw!" she called with great and slightly maniacal glee. "How's been the life of a merp, Shmerpclaw?" She added a derp face for extra enthusiasm.

"Ehahkvjslaadsfegao, let us procedee to the Derpnig Gorunds," Spoonface announced cheerily. "My, my, Schmerpclaw. You are inded a vrey fast catarpilar!" she exclaimed as Shmerpclaw made her way expertly across to the exit.

As the trio of Spoon, Shmerp the Tom, and Waffle travel around looking for nomzez, Shmerpclaw spots a squirrel. Seeing the strange creature approaching in a manner of flopping on the ground, the squirrel is utterly confused and doesn't have to time to see these are bashing their heads into it's brain. It is then left there to rot as they go to kill more hopeless creatures.

Spoonface turned at a sound from behind her, but she didn't really care because she was flopping mercilessly towards a mose I mean mouse. "DEI PITIFOULL MOSE!" she said hysterically as she cruelly thwacked the mouse until it was dead. Then she gave a maniacal laugh and sat up, shoving aside the dead mose with one paw I mean mouse.

"YAS." Said Shmerpclaw, as out of the blue, a dragon came and burned the forest around them. Shmerpclaw nonchalantly glances at it, but then caterpillars as fast as he can towards a piece of paper he found, in order to roll around and numz on it.

"Beautiful fireworkz!" Wafflepelt mewed, dazed. "Hey you." a voice called"Who dat?" Wafflepelt rolled on her back"get off me!""Wut?" Wafflepelt getz up as turns in circles looking if anyone is behind her"It's me! Your tail!""Wutz?" wafflepelt grabbed her tail with her claws digging into her skin"Doesn't it hurt... i mean i am your tail." "Nopez" Wafflepelt zoned out and stared into the nothingness."Hey! i was talking to you!""Wa..wut?" Wafflepelt snapped back into reality and began to chat with her own tail :D

"Tail, shut up, we need some nomz." Said Shmerpy while glaring into Wafflepelt's tail's soul. He then flails his arms around like an idiot bird, and somehow ends up flying. Where he catches friskies bags and tears them open as a humanpet owner would.

Moodynose flopped on his side. He then wormed over to a grasshopper that was sitting close by. "Meep Moop Marp... *gasp*... It's... *gasp*... a lovely... *gasp*...... kahtgfiaeruh!... *gasp*... What was... *gasp*... I saying?," he asked, failing his bright yellow paws in the air. The grasshopper thought for a moment. "You were talking about how you were going to get me some peanut butter casserole, with mango and tuna on top," it said. It was clearly lying but Moodynose was to Derpy to notice. "Right... *gasp*...," he said. Then he quickly jumped on a cloud to get some peanut butter, mago, and tuna casserole. Along the way he chatted with his friend the pegasus, who was also part fish. I guess she'll do for the tuna, Moodynose thought. So he used the clouds magical powers to knock her out and then he stomped on her until she died. He then went on to gather the rest of the ingredients.

Wafflepelt slapped her tail silly they fell to the ground and rolled in a rose bush. The thorns pierced her skin but she smiled her derpy i-dont-give-a-mouse-dung smile. She leaped to her paws and stood straight for a while. then, she randomly fell to the ground and played dead

Spoonface suddenly sprouted wings and took to the sky, flying around like a bird an idiot. She collided with a tree and fell, unconscious for roughly four seconds before springing to her feet. Up in the sky, she spotted Moodynose killing a pegasus-fish-asdfg thing, which seemed like great fun to her, but she didn't know where to get her own pegasus-fish-asdfg thing.

The beara-ray dipped slightly as Shmerpy landed. Spoonface felt a soothing sensation on her eyeballs as they were licked."Hallo," she said cheerily. "Oohhhhhhhh look, a bom!" A massive pipe bomb went up beneath them, blasting the beara-ray into the air.

"I'll joinz thy partyz!" Wafflepelt leaped to her paws, but something caught her eye... HER PELT! She just now noticed that it looked like a waffle even though her named explained it all. She turned in circles trying to eat her pelt.

Spoonface watched in awe as Shmerpclaw and Wafflepelt both proceeded to eat/try to eat themselves. What a great activity to do on a fine morning. Spoonface reached up her nose, pulled out a spoon, and tried to take a chunk out of herself so she could taste it. Alas, she was just not made to be eaten like the other two were.