Knight of the Realm

I don't care what anybody says about any of you assholes, you're all alright in my book. Happy New Year to every single one of you, except Tolan
. Happy Chekhov day or Kwanza or whatever the fuck you are shooting for

Member of the Year 2016

I don't care what anybody says about any of you assholes, you're all alright in my book. Happy New Year to every single one of you, except Tolan
. Happy Chekhov day or Kwanza or whatever the fuck you are shooting for

Today is the day the 21st Century turns 18, and therefore, is now legally allowed to fuck us all. In her childhood she has given us glimpses as to her demented nature, such as 9/11 and other terrorist attacks, all these wonderful Middle-East wars, economic and weather catastrophes, and, of course, the most delightedly fucked up thing to ever have been conceived of: The Trump Presidency. But as of today, the gloves are off, she's a fully grown adult, and waiting to unleash her full arsenal of fucked up shit upon us. And since with each passing year of the century has been more WTF!?! than the previous, it is with no small amount of morbid glee that I look forward to what 2018 will bring us!