Seriously … if you’ve sat around wondering how you could be a bigger fuckwit than you already are, go buy this book and bone up on all the ways you can make strangers as or more miserable than you for whatever petty slight they’ve inadvertently visited on you.

(via MeFi, where the discussion satisfies me, and where the entry has been archived because the author or one of his little friends is a self-linking creep, on top of his other offenses)