So we’re left with these girls, whoever they are. House of Emerald chooses Orange County and dresses them in coppers and golds and ALL WRONG. Jeffrey’s dress is drab and inappropriate at the same time. Peekaboo cut-outs? Really?

Our Houston boy Cesar’s look is grand — almost to a fault. There’s too much material happening for his girl’s skinny frame. And it’s too short. And a bit ill-fitting. But it may not be entirely his fault. Cesar again plays father figure, this time to Golnessa (BEST NAME EVER), and it probably cost him some of his own design.

But it doesn’t matter, because Golnessa (BEST NAME EVER) and her weird bottom and side vajayjay are gone. I’m talking about the dress, people. THE DRESS.

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Golnessa is tardy for the fashion party.

Nami gets New Jersey and goes for old Hollywood glamour and sea colors and is clearly the better of the two. Style, presentation and pizzazz.

Calvin designs two dresses for Teresa, and ends up with weird draping. He’s still about the drama, but it’s not really his fault this week. Crazy housewives and dreary designers — I’d blow up, too.

David turns a TRAGIC Peter Pan-drag look — were those wings? — into simple elegance, mostly thanks to his fellow designers. Eduardo is, as always, fabulous and again wins the challenge.