Richard Jeni: Of Course Men Love Condoms

Richard Jeni: Of Course Men Love Condoms

I wish I had a condom on right now at the bar. If only I had a piece of disgusting, greasy rubber just strangling the base of my tallywacker with enough force to cause my eyes to fly out on springs, like someone from a Warner Brothers cartoon, and ripping out pubic hairs in eight different locations -- what a night!