Anyway, if you couldn’t already tell by her new Billboard magazine cover, Cyrus 2.0 is in FULL EFFECT. If you’re into things like all-white-everything spandex outfits, skulls made out of french fries, and almost naked pool parties, then there’s no question that you’ll be into “Miley: The Next Generation.” ‘Cause it ain’t no party like a Miley Cyrus party, ’cause a Miley Cyrus party HAS GIFS. (See and relive all the twerking madness below.)

The whole clip is curated bizarreness at its very best, but we suppose if we had the amount of disposable income as Miley, we, too, could throw ragers with cold cut money sandwiches, “twerk“-themed alphabet soup (does it taste better when “twerk” is spelled out on a spoon??), and abnormally attractive friends. In the meantime, we’ll just watch “We Can’t Stop” a few more times and maybe buy a piñata for our next outdoor BBQ. And then see if any of our “artsy” friends might be interested in re-creating Miley’s french fry skull art.