Loopin was masticating to it.
Masticating.
MASTICATING!
Loopin. Was chewing. To bathtub.
I'm sorry, but this is just comic gold right here

Leo chapter 2 . 12/30/2016

This story is so bad it's funny...but to be honest, I do feel sorry for the original author. Reading this, I can't help but think the author may have been mentally challenged, and I sincerely mean that. At the very least, let's stop with the personal insults.

pussyslayer chapter 1 . 12/29/2016

as a heterosexual slut i find this one chapter that i read so wrong on so many levels. " he put his boy's thingy into mine..." yeah not a thing. never a thing. i find sex stories or fantasies written by virgins terrible and absolutely weird. first of all how are you expecting to write a good story if you don't even know how sex works, the wording is wrong as well it makes it seem as tho its a gay fantasy not a straight one. watch some porn.

Voldemort chapter 7 . 12/29/2016

THIS is why I hate Muggles

Total Cringefest chapter 4 . 12/29/2016

If one were to need a method of torturing someone, might I suggest letting the victim read this while they are strapped to a chair with no means of escape. The fanfic may be shown through a slideshow using a dlp and making it stay on forever while giving them energy drinks so that they can sleep. Additionally, it could be followed by a loud audio recording of the fic played over and over along the slides so that even if they do sleep they would dream it and in their waking moments they still hear it.

Marty McFly chapter 1 . 12/28/2016

Wtf why am i in this shit this ain't 1985

TheHitler27 chapter 1 . 12/28/2016

So this is what my life inspired?

Steven Stone chapter 1 . 12/28/2016

I wish I stayed dead so I didn't have to read this shit

God chapter 1 . 12/28/2016

This is why I flooded the Earth...

Paul Fisher chapter 1 . 12/28/2016

If my brother didn't spray paint in my eyes, I could read this more clearly and appreciate it's beauty. Thanks Erik.

42069lover chapter 1 . 12/28/2016

This is fan-fiction number one. Or it would be if it were a bit mor L.