If someone talking to you has one of the following:
* something in between their teeth
* something hanging out of their nose
* front zipper of pants/shorts/skirt is down
* toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe/boot/heel

TELL THEM.

Stop trying to NOT stare and just tell them dammit!!!!

Nothing stings more than the betrayal of arriving home after a long day out, only to realize that you have a nice little chunk of lettuce (from that salad you had, like, 6 hours ago) still wedged in between your front teeth.