Rated 5 / 5 stars2010-12-06 18:27:30

Objection!!!

Wright:Your Honor, I have put some thought into this testimony (The Title) and realized, *Slams desk and presses play on CD Player hooked to speakers* THIS SONG IS IRRELEVANT TO THE CASE THAT YOU PURPOSELY MADE THIS SONG EPIC!!!

You:URK!

Wright:This autopsy report of the victim has shown signs of liking towards the cranial area, thus giving reason why I shouldn't object to Edgeworth's opinion on this song.

You:Th-This is absurd! Why would she have possably liked MY music, HMM???

Wright: Well it's simple. The beat of this song is so much like the original, that people wouldn't even walk PASSED a CD Player playing THIS song without having to listen to the song 10 times in a row. YOU DIDN'T WANT PUBLICITY!!!

Edgeworth:Objection!!! Why would he not want publicity? Can you explain that, Mr. Wright?

Wright:Well, he's a music star, right?

Edgeworth:Correct.

Wright:Well, OBVIOUSLY, he is trying to avoid the pressure of the many adoring fans that are trying to bust down his door by hiding any new creations so they'll think he has stopped musical production, thus preventing an Autopsy Report of his own from being created. The reason I suggest this, you wonder? I SUGGEST THIS BECAUSE IF SOMEONE WALKED BY HIS HOUSE AND SOMEHOW HEARD HIM PREVIEWING THIS SONG BEFORE SAVING IT, THEY'D BUST HIS DOOR DOWN AND ASK HIM FOR AUTOGRAPHS, CD'S, PHOTOS, AND MUSIC DOWNLOADS FOR HOURS UNTIL THEY GET TIRED!

You:*GASP*

Wright:My proof has found a use for today, Your Honor. The defense rests.