There was this chick who sent me a few pics of her in the bath so I decided to send her a dick pic back. I sent it to the right number but turns out it wasn't opened till the next morning and that night she spent at her ex bfs place. He was the one who opened it.

This happened to me. I did nothing about it for like 8 months then asked them what the fuck. Kept hassling them and ended up getting paid everything I would have been paid since the date of my original application, all in one go, because they lost my documents. Somuchcocaine.jpg (actually I spent it all on cheezels and video games). (Actually actually I went travelling, thus depriving the Australian economy of the stimulus / GST from my would-be purchases of cocaine, cheezels and video games. I am the 1%).

The moral of this story is, don't worry how many times you get told no, just keep hassling them until you get yours. They will try to discourage you but if they are the ones who fucked up, they owe you the money since the date of your first application.

Relevant Story: Recently in my school there has been someone pooping around random places in the gym bathroom. Two weeks ago I found a pile of shit in the garbage can as I was throwing paper away. Last week, a classmate of mine has found crap in the sink. And the day afterwards, there was a mysterious lunchbox in the bathroom. And you guessed it, there was a pile of poop in there. I have yet to find out who this "secret shitter" is.

UPDATE: I wasn't kidding about keeping you posted. He has now marked the third row of the bleachers as his territory.

In Perth we have a car club called custom cars and coffee that meets about once a month, it's usually a massive turn out with exotics, jap cars, muscle cars, old hot rods. There's also a few jdm meets that have gotten 300+ cars rock up.

Back in year 7 when we had sex ed the teacher made a question box so people could anonymously ask questions, the first one he pulled out was "I'm white, why is my dick black". Well that was a strange lesson.

My highschool physics class was all boys and most of the time we would just be screwing around and noisy. One day it was louder than normal with everyone yelling and not doing our work.
Our teacher who was a short Scottish man with a high pitched voice stands on a chair and yells, "Guys! You're really jacking me off right now".
This made the class even louder as everyone erupted with laughter. Not many people passed that class.

Being able to turn the wheels (all four of them) either completely right or completely left, so they're perpendicular to how they normally would be. This would make it easier to parallel park. All you would have to do is pull up next to the spot and drive right in.

My friend who is quite annoying really liked this girl and he basically thought they were dating. She liked me and really didn't feel anything for him. We were all at a party pretty drunk. I fucked her on a really noisy bed, he heard. He spent the rest of the night throwing chairs off a balcony. Before this I'd always been the guy who never got anything from girls.