AH. Chicago. I dug Chicago. Oh, don’t get me wrong. The performance sucked. But I expected nothing less. No. I’m talking about the city. The place is a writer’s haven (except it’s just too damn cold there). DINERS everywhere. Cozy little diners with waitresses named Betty who warm up your coffee, give you the paper, …

No News. No writing. One of the projectors we’re using for the show busted this week. Since Chicago is only 2 weeks away, I’ve been scrambling to get it fixed… along with a million other problems with the godforsaken show. Yesterday, in the shower, I mistook lightening for ‘the white flash.’ I’ve been reading newspapers. …

My superpower would be like a permanent lube on my stogey so I can slippery slide into wonder woman’s asshole of truth.- nandovee You may think Nandovee is simply a fool. A maggot. An ass. A butt-sucking pervert. Shame on you for jumping to conclusions. Shame on you for judging this perfectly acceptable human being. Yesterday, I might …