Forget your quaint little shelves with a few vintage cameras you love showing off. For the teeny sum of $49,999 you can buy this hoarder's bonkers collection of what appears to be every camera ever. Basically.

Stan Horaczek at PopPhotounearthed this impressive lot. The listing doesn't include an inventory, so you'll be taking a big leap of faith. It's not even clear how many of the 1000+ cameras are actually functional. But hey, if nobody else is interested you could snag it all for the opening bid of $34,999.