Bullshire Online can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL how many times a ‘TASER STUN GUN’ has been drawn in Bullshire in 2019. You may be shocked at the number!

‘WHO GIVES A SHIT?’

…Will you lot just fuck off? Who gives a shit how many times ‘TASER’ has been drawn? Do you not give a shit about Bullshire Police Officer safety? No, you don’t, you bunch of cowardly cunts. You’re just after a bit of click bait shite to cause ‘Outrage’ and make people click on links to your ad-infested website. You bunch of fucking wankers…

Chief Constable Sir Mason LODGE (MBSE/GCSE/B-Tec)

‘TASER DRAWN’

Anyway, now you’ve scrolled past some adverts, we can reveal how many times ‘TASER’ has been drawn. Oh. We know it’s not a ‘Stun Gun’ but we’re a bunch of twats.