26Sep03 (Monthenor): I fought a slug. I wanted a pony. I saw a turtle.
Short declarative sentences are funny, dammit!

So, this Chaos World game...it's mean. It's not hard, or ugly, or noisy,
and I think as a game it will pass muster...but it definitely has an
attitude problem. Seriously, if you just want to see what the weapon guy has
on sale, he calls you a window shopper and thinks you should leave. You prove yourself in the
Arena, and all the king has is pocket change and
a stupid ass. It kinda looks like a pony, though.
And then the game insults me by throwing out an array of truly
idiotic beasts. In one particular instance, I was curious about the item
shop's choices of "Buy" and "Sl". The logical assumption is that "Sl" stands
for "Sell", but apparently it means "Slander". That shopkeeper's incisive wit
and psychology degree cut straight into the cold, dead core of my character's soul.

26Sep03 (Monthenor): This is truly a great time to be alive. I just caved
in to the soft sell of Penny Arcade and signed up for the GameFly service. For those who don't know, GameFly
is set up like the NetFlix DVD service: you
make a queue of items you want, and they mail them to you two at a time. You
send them back when you're done, and they send the next two. GameFly also has
the option to buy something at used price whenever you want. For $22 bucks a
month, you can play all the new games coming out on any of the major consoles.

I almost want to cry, it's so beautiful. I created my first list of games
I want, 14 in all. Then I reordered it so all the ones available now are on
top, unreleased are down further, etc. I then went to read their description
of Mad Maestro (my
current 5th choice). When I came back to my list, the first two games were already
being processed for shipping. That's service. Fifteen minutes from setting
up my account to getting my rentals processed. This is truly a great time to
be alive.

I
am a Magnatune evangelist… and you should be one too.Morgion // 09.28.03 - 09.10

What's
that mean for you? Download some samples, burn them to a CD, share it with your
friends. Make some remixes. Put them on a peer-to-peer file sharing
network. Seriously, you can do all of this; the key is to give the
artist and Magnatune credit.

"Wow,
I love this stuff," you say? Excellent. Now, go buy the album
and support the artist… because the artist gets 50% of the revenue.
Notice that's revenue, not profits like the corrupt recording
industry, which inflates the bills and squeezes out the artist.

How
much does it cost? You decide: there's a frickin'
pull-down menu with a range of prices. Choose anything from $5 to $18;
recommended is $8. What do you get? On-par MP3s… or the WAVs of the CD
master! Re-encode them into whatever format you want, at whatever quality, and
burn the WAVs as "an exact
duplicate of the CD master" (general info in the footer).

One
current short-coming, which I know will dissuade some of you: their current
order form is insecure, but
it will have SSL encryption soon. You can purchase the album through Paypal,
but that's a pretty big hoop if you don't already have an account set up. If
you're reluctant to purchase now, stay tuned; I'll update you when the SSL is
working.

Until
then, enjoy the free music from Magnatunes. It's RIAA's death knell.