What do you mean the film festival isn’t over yet? There’s still a few days left? Are any celebrities even still in town? Kurt Russell, you say? In 2013? OK, here’s Kurt Russell on the red carpet for the film The Art of the Steal during the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto. Say something for the camera, Kurt.(Frank Gunn/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

‘Holy geez, Kurt, you were in Stargate? I love Stargate!!!’ Jay Baruchel is probably saying in this picture.(MARK BLINCH/REUTERS)

(Kurt Russell accepting the compliment from Jay Baruchel, knowing full well he’s actually talking about the lauded TV show Stargate SG-1 based on the middling 1990s sci-fi film Stargate starring Kurt Russell)(Frank Gunn/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

Kenneth Welsh didn’t think anyone else would be here either as he goes for the ol’ red-carpet shirt-untucking.(Frank Gunn/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

The Art of the Steal director and hometown boy Jonathan Sobol took the TTC down to the red carpet and is just happy to be here (15 minutes later, stupid TTC).(MARK BLINCH/REUTERS)

Jay Baruchel is thankful for being able to take selfies with teenagers who’ve never heard of My Hometown.(Frank Gunn/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

Kurt Russell, still here.(Frank Gunn/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

This is definitely not how we pictured Errol Morris. Errol Morris certainly has a face for documentaries.(Moe Doiron/The Globe and Mail)

Click through these next photos of Keanu Reeves and Tiger Chen really fast.(Galit Rodan/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

WHOA(Galit Rodan/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

The Lake House.(Galit Rodan/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

Excellent.(Galit Rodan/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

In this photo, students of local artist Yan Jhen-fa mourn the lost of Brad Pitt’s ponytail during an oil painting class at a local school in Tainan, Taiwan. It’s okay, tears are normal after experiencing a life-altering event.(Wally Santana/AP)

We waited all day for this gallery and all we got were these Stoli-branded umbrellas. By the way, Stoli would still like you to know that they still really like gay people.(Frank Gunn/THE CANADIAN PRESS)