I once read a news piece about how married men live longer than unmarried ones.

Paula has been gone for ten days. I think my combined vegetable intake consists of two salads and some salsa. I'm told french fries and mashed potatoes don't count, but I'm inclined to toss those in anyway. The box of frozen buffalo wings I opened last night had a chili pepper photo near the label.

There is probably no correlation.

On an unrelated note, the local supermarket cuts much better steaks than they used to.