Some Globetrotters NBA players are guest starring on Scooby DooLaw and Order: SVU for some reason or another, probably trying to fill the void left by Shaq and Dennis Rodman for having not been on the acting scene in a while.

NBA stars Carmelo Anthony and Chris Bosh will play themselves in cameos on a "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" episode that will also feature — say it ain't so — Dan Lauria playing a possible sexual predator.

If you can remember, Dan Lauria was the dad on The Wonder Years. So if he is a sexual predator… in one fell swoop they're simultaneously (and ridiculously) using real basketball players as actors AND ruining our childhoods.

Thanks SVU!

On the other hand, maybe we're really off base. Here's to hoping it's the best SVU ever, Lauria isn't a predator, and that two NBA players earn some Emmys.