Romney sons profiled in Town & Country

3/13/12 3:29 PM EDT

Mitt Romney hugs his wife Ann as his sons, Tagg, Craig, Ben and Josh (L-R) look on during the Romney for President New Hampshire primary night victory party at Southern New Hampshire University in Manchester, N.H., Tuesday, Jan. 10, 2012. (AP Photo)

Want to know which Romney son is most likely to follow in father Mitt’s footsteps? How about what their “wholesome” vice is, or who their brothers think they look like? The April issue of Town & Country magazine answers all those questions and more for those curious about the five Romney brothers.

“Between the enviable heads of hair, the square jaws, the highbrow degrees, and the fact that a late-night snack is their version of moral temptation, the sons of presidential hopeful Mitt Romney seem born to become America’s next DC dynasty,” Boston Globe reporter Matt Viser — who has been confused for a Romney son on the campaign trail — wrote in the magazine.

From the T&C dossier on the Romney Boys:

“The leader of this merry band,” Tagg: The oldest Romney boy has “a soft spot for mint Oreos, Twizzlers, and root beer” and is the magazine’s second-most likely son to enter politics. Tagg, 42, has four children and is a Boston sports fan, although he used to work for the Los Angeles Dodgers. He’s also the son “most frequently spotted” on the 2012 campaign trail.

“The jokester,” Matt: Famous for prank calling his father pretending to be Arnold Schwarzenegger during the 2008 campaign, Matt, 40, is known for having a sense of humor that “can occasionally get him into hot water.” The mag compares him to Meghan McCain for being “fun-loving — with a tendency to go off message,” and Matt’s brothers think he looks like Howard Hughes. He’s married with four children.

“The heartthrob,” Josh: He’s the “safest bet” for becoming a politician like his dad, according to the magazine. Josh, 36, is “used to being the center of attention” and is “something of an adrenaline junkie.” T&C says he’s reminiscent of John F. Kennedy Jr.: “Josh is charming and well-coiffed and has terrific bone structure — he was seemingly born and bred for politics.”

“The alterna-Romney,” Ben: Viser notes that he’s the only Romney son unlikely to make any future political bids. Ben, 33, is “is the self-described oddball of the family, and not just due to his blond locks.” Unlike his brothers and dad, he’s “been known to sport an unruly beard, he steered clear of business, and he’s just not that interested in politics.” He’s married with one child.

“The curly-haired baby,” Craig: A surfer who now lives in San Diego and works in real estate, Craig, 30, also has “an affinity for indie singer-songwriter types.” He’s married with two children, and the possibility he’ll enter the political fray one day is “growing,” the magazine says, pointing to his fluency in Spanish. His wholesome vice is fantasy football, and his brothers say he looks like Tom Brady.