Jocks love high school, but for me its a prisonDo you always gotta hassle me right while I'm whizzin'? I know your burly, I know I'm girly,But could we go a day without me getting swirly?I'm not gonna whine or pull a ColumbineBut the gloves are coming off when I see you Online Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my faceBut the shit is going down in cyberspace!

You better watch out in cyberspace! Gonna disappear, never leave a trace Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace! I make my own rules in my virtual space I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copyI got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy. Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her... Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector!I know all the short cuts and all the hot keysyou're Commodore 64, I'm Power PCSo head on home so you can beat your meat-Wait! Reboot! Control-Alt-Delete! This neuromance makes my motherboard hotI'll slam some new RAM in her Expansion SlotDigital refinery, her digits are BinaryShe said lets make out I said God... finally!Stand back son, don't stress the professorfrom the looks of this girl, I need a Surge SuppressorThis dominatrix'll array my pixelsFinally someone's gonna touch my dickselwhile you're begging girls to come on back to your place,I'll be having virtual intercourse in cyberspace.

Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace! Gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually. It's every man for himself in cyberspace. I'm stuck in this suit, and I have to pee

In cyberspace, she called me her herobut back in real life she's only ones and zeroes. My computer is busted, now I'm stuck in this place,and I wanna go back to cyberspace. He wants to go back to cyberspace.Maybe they should try talking to real girlsinstead of inventing these virtual worlds