Ok, so what if this kid walked into Walmart and there was this little elf man dude thing (they exist O.o) and he was singing "Merry ****ing Christmas little man, you're about to make your move. So head on down to isle six and see if you can find a balloon. There will be big ones and small ones, and even hard ones too. So be aware, little man, it ain't just you." Yeah. That rhyme makes no sense. That's why it's awsome. Yerr' diggin these thoughts, huh? Yeah, like you were diggin my previous Random thoughts. Yeah. Yew'eerrr diggin those tew. Yepp.

Dec 26 2009 3:33AM Random Thoughts.

Well, I just thought, wouldn't it be funny if there was a lady at a grocery store but she was preggy and she gave birth on the miniature treadmill thing that they use to slide the fewd....? Yeah, I know. Yerr' diggin this thought right now. Yepp. You are very edjjjimmicated right bout' now, aren't yewww? Yeah. I have powers. And not just in bed. Nope. I have the whole package, babii ^.^

Dec 24 2009 5:01PMDuck

Ok. This Is the plan. tomorrow, i will give my friends ducks as presents. Mhhhmmm. So, friends, whatch out for flying ducks across your comments -nods-

*Whispers* I have a friend named Kar-Koooos Muncle Dildo and he told me he saw you today. And guess what? He got some urges...... -looks around- to -gasp- RAPE YOU.Mhhhhhmmmm.I went there.And Back.All the way back, b****es.Yepp.