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In this thread, you guys are in a reality tv show, where there are three judges, and each turn all of the contestants perform

Me and the first two people to post after me will be the judges. The next ten people will be the contestants.

Here’s how each turn works. The main judge, Iran, will give you challenge.
The contestants then give post their writing, captioning, etc. for the challenge.
After all the contestants have posted, the judges (in any order) rate all of the contestants entries from 1-5. The main judge, then counts up the total score. The person with the lowest score, will be kicked out from the contest.
Then, round two will begin. You will be given another challenge.

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Jeff Hanneman of Slayer was the hooded figure. His letter stated that the forces of heavy metal must defeat the evil forces of fake autotune pop music that is giving us cancer. He has stated that spiders were behind all of this and he was murdered by a spider before a show with Slayer because he knew too much. The only way we can defeat the autotuned pop spiders is to turn the rain into blood. Spiders hate Raining Blood.

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Jeff Hanneman of Slayer was the hooded figure. His letter stated that the forces of heavy metal must defeat the evil forces of fake autotune pop music that is giving us cancer. He has stated that spiders were behind all of this and he was murdered by a spider before a show with Slayer because he knew too much. The only way we can defeat the autotuned pop spiders is to turn the rain into blood. Spiders hate Raining Blood.

Conversationalist

The hooded figure is Gabe Newell, and the message said that he released Half Life 3.
I can’t get a picture because I’m on my phone.

The message reads:
To the #1 fan of Valve Software,
I’m sorry you couldn’t see the release of Half Life 3. It was clearly our best work by far. It got a 10 out of 10 on every site (Including the ones that don’t review games) and every category, and was declared the best game, movie, tv show, and book of all time. I wish you cold have seen it. It was really worth the weight wait.
From, Gabe Logan Newell.