Top 10: Top 10 Lists Of 2006

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Fine Living Top 10: Luxury Rehab Centers

Even if it doesn't seem like illegal activities are stratified by economic class, we all grew up with some notion that escorts cater to the privileged, prostitutes cater to lower-income groups and that “massages” are for the middle class. With this somewhat illegal thought in mind, there is no way someone like Kate Moss would be caught dead kicking her cocaine habit next to an alcoholic secretary from Portland.

So, because addictions are something you can’t buy away (no matter how much money you have), a whole host of five-star rehab clinics have opened across the world. And though our own Mean Girls-addiction didn’t qualify us for entry, that doesn’t mean we weren’t able to find out what the best of the best luxury rehab centers are and rank them.

And the winner is: It may not be the rehab clinic started by Eric Clapton or the preferred institution in which Mr. Bean dries out, but the world’s best luxury rehab center does end up costing its high-profile residents $33,000 a month.

Number 7

Entertainment Top 10: Rock Diss Songs

You wouldn’t know it from mainstream press coverage, but rap isn’t the only type of music that contains inter-artist spats. And even if most diss songs that come out of the world of rock and pop don’t usually contain as many expletives or death threats as those in the world of rap, that doesn’t make them any less hurtful. After all, when you’re as artistic and creative as Alanis Morissette, how would you show your anger about having performed oral sex on a Full House cast member, but turn it into the scathing hit song, "You Oughta Know"?

And the winner is: Despite the fact that some extremely loathsome stars are targeted in these songs, such as Courtney Love and Lars Ulrich, it was awkward loner Neil Young who managed to incite enough anger to be the subject of our No. 1 rock diss song.

Number 6

Fine Living Top 10: Citizenship Countries

Though a loveless marriage is the most common way to gain dual citizenship and/or produce a disturbed child, there are a host of countries in the world that have turned their immigration programs into cash machines. Whether it’s for avoiding taxes, acquiring property or finding a safe country in which to create the master race of human-possums or “hossums,” we outlined the top countries that, for a price, will provide individuals with an additional passport with which to line their jet-set Armani jackets.

And the winner is: Picturesque island nations like St. Kitts and Australia both made the list, but the country that provides the most beneficial dual-citizenship program uses “beer” as its national language.