Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Iraqi militants have threatened to behead, what appears to be a toy soldier named "Cody", if American troops do not release all Iraqi prisoners within 72 hours. Word from the front is that Cody is being tortured.In response, here at GOP and the City, we have another offer for the terrorists. Here is a picture of an insurgent leader we captured in Iraq. If Abu Musab al-Zarqawi does not surrender to American troops within 72 hours, we will behead her. The clock is ticking. God willing, we will spill her blood if we do not get what we want.

BREAKING NEWSThe US Army has announced that a rescue operation is underway for the missing soldier. Here is a photo of the rescue team released to the press pool. Good luck brave soldiers! Stay Tuned....

Thought of the day:Confederate Yankee notes that Zarqawi has joined forces with Cobra. I find it sad that Cobra spent many years fighting the infidel, GI Joe. He used lasers, even ninjas and never even wounded a single infidel soldier. Now some terrorist was able to nab a real GI Joe soldier and is using the internet to publicize it.