Oscars

Here's some information for you: if you somehow ever win an Oscar, you only have 45 seconds up on that stage to thank anyone and everyone in your entire life. Then that music starts, your microphone gets cut off and the camera starts to pan away and then you have to slink off-stage quietly. Or, you could do what Alfred Hitchcock did with the shortest Oscars acceptance speech on record: just say, "thank you" and walk away. These are just some of the Oscars facts the latest installment of You Think You Know Movies! You'll like them! You'll really like them!

Every year, when the Oscar nominations are announced, a considerable amount of time is spent debating who was snubbed. But for every film that was expecting to get nominated and didn't, there's a film that no one was expecting to get nominated and did. This is the story of those films. The movies you'll look back on and wonder exactly how the heck it ever got nominated for an Oscar.

After last year's Academy Award ceremonies, Jimmy Kimmel introduced us to 'Movie: The Movie,' a faux film trailer now holding over 20 million views. And last night, with the 2013 ceremonies freshly in our rearview, the host did it again with 'Movie: The Movie: 2V.'

Don't worry. Soon it will all be over. The Oscars were last night, which means there are no more awards, no more Super Bowl, no more big elections for a long time. Soon your Facebook will go back to normal. But first, here is a little bit more Oscar stuff for your perusal.

These are the best memes, GIFs and other visual jokes that have cropped up on the Web as commentary on last night's show. Yes, many of them are about Jennifer Lawrence's trip. (What, you thought people would be making memes about the Best Live Action Short Film category? Enjoy!

Another Oscar night down, and all things told, this one really wasn't as bad as many anticipated. Sure, all the major awards went as predicted. Sure, Seth MacFarlane insisted on putting one of his animated characters in there. (At least it wasn't Stewie.) And sure, he sang a ridiculously infantile song about boobs.

Since the "theme" for the 2013 Academy Awards is music in movies, it makes sense that Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson would be called upon to perform the big number from the movie that won her the prize, 'Dreamgirls...

If you thought Stewie Griffin was going to be Seth MacFarlane's first dive into his own body of work at the Oscars, looks like you lost. Rascally cartoon bear Ted made an appearance with his movie co-star Mark Wahlberg to present the Oscar for Best Sound Mixing...

When it comes to taking fashion risks, awards shows are the ideal time to just buck up and go for it. There are like, millions of people watching, after all. That being said, it does take a whole 'lotta guts to ere on the side of crazy couture, but this year's Oscars were bound to have some of those fashion risks, right? You betcha! Check out the craziest getups from the Red Carpet.

Jack Nicholson seemed even more confused than usual when he got caught off-guard on-camera at the Oscars on Sunday night. Plenty of 'Weekend at Bernie's' jokes abounded on the web. A GIF was spawned. But perhaps nothing captured the senior moment better than this picture made by twitter user Samir Mezrahi. Observe brilliance in its pure form:

Here it is. The bit that puts Seth MacFarlane either on a course to success or so many hours of suck. William Shatner seemed like an ... odd choice, but maybe it's a sign that this is just the beginning of a four-hour episode of 'Family Guy.'

We'll cut to the chase-- Jennifer Lawrence is awesome. For starters, she blew us away in 'The Hunger Games' and recently rocked her gig as SNL host. If you haven't heard, J-Law also starred in the Oscar-nominated film 'Silver Linings Playbook,' for which she racked up a nom for Best Actress.

Why sort through hundreds and hundreds of Oscars tweets, when we will do that for you? We've picked out our favorites and are compiling them here so you don't have to read Pantene commercials or people just saying "OSCARS...

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