Tuesday, September 11, 2012

THE BEST (P)LAID PLANS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the “Plaid-a-pus,” an Unfortunate
Fashion Victim who made the scene at 7th and Montana on Sunday
wearing a clashing plaid pair of baggy pajama bottoms and a plaid top that
looked like it was designed by Omar the Tent Maker. He sauntered up 7th
Street as if it was his own personal catwalk, then – inexplicably – pulled a
chair up to the foliage and began communing with nature. “What do you
think?,” I asked Joyce, who had called the Plaid-a-Pus to my attention.
“It’s … just … unseemly,” she replied. Then, again, she hasn’t
seen him on Argyle days …!