I saw a sign on a horse box saying "Dressage horses in transit". Presumably dressage horses are the little princesses of the equine world and deserve more care from other drivers than your average Dobbin does.

I once saw a simple Twins on Board. Didn't mind that one, it did indicate that access would be required on both sides... But only because I'm currently tuned in to the practicalities of car seat use. Probably wouldn't occur to the average badly parked prat.

Is it bad that I can't even bear to put blinds in the back windows as they tend to go alongside the fertility badges. Is it really so bad having a child behind untinted safety glass???

We have one of these, not because we are middle class, but because we can then park for free in any NT car park. Not all NT car parks are at castles/ houses, in the Lake District for example they are just 'normal' car parks. In fact we only joined the NT for this reason.

Other cunty car related shitola that should be BANNEDStuffed animals on the back shelf. Grow the fuck up.Cushions on the back shelf. Why? Just. why?My other car is a .... Who gives an actual shit?National Trust member badges. So you are middle class. Whoopee dooo.I listen to crap local commercial radio station stickers.Pink fluffy shit on the gear stick.Old men that wear hats and only drive on a Sunday. At 10mph.Caravans. Just fuck the actual fuck off."Lads" that drive their mummies car and think they are Sebastian Vettel. (No you deluded fuckers. Your name is Cayden your g/friend is called Shazza and you have acne)Sales reps who hang their jacket up and put their elbow on the window as they drive down the M6. AND...The fuckers who empty their car ashtray etc all wherever they fancy. FUCK OFF NOW.-fin-

I wouldn't have had one out of choice but my DS2 bought one as a surprise with his pocket money, so yes I did put it in my car!My other point is that whether or not the original purpose was to alert the emergency services of a small child, in cases of accident, the fact remains that there have been several incidents over the last couple of years where a young child HAS been missed. One that I know of personally, was only found after family members took exception to the news report that a family of 5 had been killed, rather than a family of 6. Maybe they had a sign, maybe they didn't. I don't know, but there is a possibility that it would have made a difference.

Saw one (I've posted this one before) parked outside Mamas and Papas in Nottingham (in case anyone knows the culprit - tell 'em they're a prat please)... those stick figures you get on toilet doors - lady, man and a boy and girl... "Perfect Family on Board."

Also one car that has about three of the personalised ones - "Devoted brothers Psycho and Stabbity on board" and "Perfect sisters Fluffy and Smiley on board" and then they obviously had a new arrival that fucked up their car window sign arrangement and that baby gets one of their own.

I particularly love the local prat who has about 90 of the bloody "get off my arse and find a new road cos I'm driving with a BABY" or "go kill someone else please cos I'm importantly fertile" ones in the back window... and yet I've seen two or three times driving on the approach roads to the fucking M1... precious baby object of all the signage - on the lap of a passenger in the front seat of the car unrestrained (and no evidence of a car seat fitted in the car... we've been behind them in a traffic queue before so I had a decent chance to look). My judgey pants are still giving me a wedgie on that one now.