But don't dump the Viagra just yet, you'll have to eat at least six cups of watermelon - mostly the rind - to get the same effect as the drug.

And that can lead to stomach cramps and lots of trips to the toilet as the fruit is also a diuretic. --------------------------------------

The crab with giant claws

Say hello to Claude the crab - but if you shake hands, do mind his grip.

Living up to his nickname, his claws are bigger than a man's mitt and those powerful pincers could snip your fingers clean off.

Experts reckon the 3ft-wide, 17.5lbs male is 50 years old.

Diver Paul Martin, 40, found the beast in a barrel on the seabed in Portland Harbour, Dorset, and gave him to the Weymouth SeaLife Centre. Paul, from Yetminster, Somerset, said: "It would be wrong to eat such a fine specimen."

Douglas Lanfear, who runs dive boat Blue Turtle, said: "It was the biggest crab I have ever seen. It was big enough to feed 10 people."

Claire Little of the SeaLife Centre added: "Edible crabs do get this big but you rarely see them as they're hiding or have already been put in a sandwich."

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I have it on good authority that this is a true story: Among the many famous utterances of Neil Armstrong's upon setting foot on the moon, there was one baffler. It was: "Here's to you, Mr. Kuwalski." Years later Neil finally fessed up that he had once accidentally kicked a ball into his neighbors', the Kuwalski's, yard. As he was stealthily prowling around, looking for the ball, he heard an argument going on between Mr. and Mrs. Kuwalski. Apparently he was trying to get her to agree to some oral sex. Her final irate comment was: "I'll give you oral sex. The day they put a man on the moon."

1. What have you got?no entry, so I am posting here2. What have you lost?what i didn't get3. What do you see?what i dont want to see4. What has been censored?what i want to see5. What do you hear?lovers making love6. What has been silenced?the sounds of orgasm7. What do you feel?boobs8. What is still untouched?bung hole9. What have you tasted?pussy10. What do you abstain from?nothing11. What do you speak?what she dont like to hear12. What do you mute? flattering comments

Maybe we should have devices.Like the IUDs or something. When the lady goes for such a party or to some dark alley alone,she could switch it on.Then soemone tries to violate her, the device would go into action.

Some possibilities of what the 'action' could be...(we could even have combination of these)

1) Tattoo 'it' with a big 'RAPIST'2) Inject local anaesthesia to make it limp3) Autodial up police, 911 whatever, with GPS coordinates.4) Inject general anaesthesia so that the fellow drops unconcious till the police arrive5) Start big blaring noises and alarms of "Rape! Help! Please save me! etc6) Inject something that makes him permanently impotent/unfertile/both7) The device locks around 'it' and separates out from the lady. The unlocking keys or codes would only be with the local police. So the choice is his. Show up, or be unable to use it for rape or non-rape in future. Or risk breaking 'something else' while trying to break the lock (with a hammer?)8) Give really bad electric shock there or secrete picric acid (of ants bite fame)

Yeah but women too can be bitches. Someone could take revenge on her decent caring loving guy about something trivial with the device.

Plus, if the rapist gets really angered, the lady who could have got off with 'just rape' might suffer lot of physical injury or even murder.

So even before considering the technical feasibility, this would need lot of other considerations

Watermelon .. not only for summer Savory, healthy watermelon is recommended not only for hot, summer time.

“Watermelon is an ideal health food because it does not contain any fat or cholesterol,” - explains Chef Harry. “It’s delicious and you can eat as much of it as you’d like.”

With 92 percent water, watermelon is a natural hydrator and nutrient dense food containing vitamins A, B6 and C, as well as fiber and potassium.Watermelon is the leader among fresh fruits and vegetables as a source of the health-promoting antioxidant lycopene, which gives the color to red varieties of watermelon. Watermelon also contains the medically important amino acids citrulline and arginine, which help maintain cardiovascular health.Meet Chef Harry

I read the following comment on the ZS, Re WTF, yours I believe, and quite apt. You certainly know how to deliver a retaliatory blow. Good stuff.

Vest said... comment number 11 by: vestJuly 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

WTF. Thanks for the comp. you are so nice.xx.Having read only a few paras of your spiel on WTF, our Doc suggested the perpertrater of the long drawn out mish mash of info was most probably afflicted to at least three or more of the categories suggested.Getting people to read and try to understand It, was probably designed as a means to attract business for medicos. An associate, a corporate lawyer; read part of it and is now suffering severe depression.Have a boozy day.

I did what you told me..I sent the emails to 10 people like you said.I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen .

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chainletters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwardedsomething,NONE OF THAT CRAP WORKED!For 2008, could you please just send money, chocolate, jewelry, movietickets orgasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead?Thank you! Saby

This another of Vest's comments discovered on the tshsmom blog where everyone is unsuccessfully trying to expound their weak political knowledge and in turn creating turmoil among selves.O C.

Read on. Vest said... MY CANDIDATE.Why these pollies are what they are. Most probably it is because we all are, other wise we with all the answers would be doing their job and being disliked as much as those we dislike now.Too bad that all the people who know how to run a country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.Or working in Grandma's Restaurant.

Never discuss politics in the home or with friends, but with people you dislike or in some cases hate, if you are that sort of person. Then if you win or lose the argument(debatable)you return to your family and friends immune from the result.And you won't have to sleep in the spare bedroom.As cofucious say...."Have a Great Erection Day".

Old China say...you come to Hong Kong soon. you dont make sino joke there or you land in shit long down. you good man.

In the swarming Indian metropolis Mumbai, it can be a gymnastic exercise just to fish in your pocket on the packed city buses and stretch out your paying hand to the conductor. Many commuters have opted instead for a 'smart' and cashless way to pay, provided, in part, by Linux. Named Go Mumbai, it is a prepaid smart card for BEST (Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport) bus journeys.

In the most advanced configuration, two fare collection devices are mounted in the aisles near the front and back bus doors. These devices require the commuter to hold the smart card against them (contactless interface) upon entering and while leaving the bus. Each bus also has a control device. It uses a wireless LAN to talk with the fare collection devices, and, using GPS, tallies the distance travelled by individual commuters with the preconfigured route stored in its memory. The control device can be reprogrammed by the bus driver whenever the bus is rerouted. This triangle of devices in the bus uses ARM9 processors and runs embedded Linux using kernel 2.6. Having these Linux-embedded devices, says Satish Goriani, consultant to the technology provider Kaizen, drastically reduces the transaction time, and the inbuilt services in Linux, such as SSH, make it easy to manage them remotely. Forty buses are equipped in this way. The other 3,500 in the system use a more low-tech solution: a handheld device that the bus conductor uses to debit the smart card.

I have emailed this info to the 'Road Transport Authority (RTA) NSW Australia' Who never ever get it right, whatever the problem. We do not commute by 'Horse & Cart, However, we are not far removed from it.Vest.

3. DON'T CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM,I CAN TELL,THE GRUNTING,FLUSHING...AND YOUTELLING ME "I FEEL BETTER NOW"NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT!GOT DAMMIT! AND YOU HAVE THE NERVETO CALL DURING DINNER...Ewwww

4.IF I CALL YOU, I GET TO DOMINATE THE CONVERSATION,IF YOU CALL ME I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT...IT'S ONLY FAIR.WHEN I SPEND MY DIME IT'S MY TIME & VICE VERSA.

5. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU CAN'T SLEEP, DRINK ALCOHOLAND TAKE DRUGS LIKE THE REST OF US,IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE PEOPLE GEEZ!THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

its ur way of expressing yourself, your creativity and maybe even a vent out for your emotions and a way of expression.pleaseeee there'll always be people who'll question your choices and beliefs.

if you know that u r sure of what u want then u could turn a deaf ear.

to be honest i don't fancy myself single at the age of 45 but i do know people who'd happily do that cos they are happier. its better living your life alone than living with a mistake for the rest of it.i also know women who are unhappy and dissatisfied cos they never got married for whatever reasons and loneliness is killing and the "i am so happy being single" facade really doesn't seem to work cos people see through it. i think its just the choices we make. if u r happy just don't bother. there'll always be wagging tongues.cheers! :D

What is the UK economy without us Indians?Lakshami Mittal? The richest man in the UK ... is an Indian! *surprise surprise!*

Just because these "whites" have better vocal skills does it make them more educated and smarter than someone who's a CA+MBA+ICWA from reputed institutions in India?

What if I don't have a permanent visa to be in this country, does it mean that I need an ID card which can be asked for anywhere and at any time just because I am brown in colour?

Why live a life of a prisoner in this country, when I can enjoy all the luxuries and far better treatment in my own country?Its taken me 3 yrs to understand this fact ... I would say "Happy Realisation" to myself but at the same time its better late than never!

I don't understand why I spent £30,000+ on my education here when even before applying I get rejected just because am on my dad's dependant visa here in the UK!The topmost banks and IT firms are not ready to provide people with work permits .... I knew it would be hard from the very beginning itself ... but it's getting demotivating now!

I hate to be struggling here while the British students get paid to study!

I have nothing against anyone personally but the kind of discrimination we have to face puts me off!

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'' ''I wouldn't worry too much about it,'' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.''

''But you don't understand,'' the woman insists. ''He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.''

About Me

Ardent family orientated bloke,love my family lots.
Love Australia my Beautiful adopted country, but remember passionately my home village, Chalgrove in Oxfordshire, England. My favourite friends would include several shipmates I am in close contact with who served with me while in the British Royal Navy ..going back a fair bit.
There is also the silence of my age, too full of wisdom for the tongue to utter it - in words intelligible to those who have not lived-the great range of my life.
Vest.GSM, LSGCM, WM, B/PM, ITM, UNM, K-N M, EOW M, Asia- PAC M. ROYAL NAVY 25yrs, Retired.