Last week, In Touch told us all about Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush's secret plans to elope…but now Life & Style is saying that our gurl has been DUMPED!

Not only that, but Star is saying that Kim's moved on to a "Saudi Billionaire" after getting rejected by Reggie! Wowsa!

In non-Kardashian-related news, both In Touch and Ok! are talking about some SERIOUS Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie wedding drama! Apparently, Angie's got some cray cray wedding demands, and Brad got into an EXPLOSIVE fight with her! Yikes!

Poor Whitney Houston remains in the headlines (of course). This time, Globe is saying that they've got newly revealed details about her "shocking secret life!" Apparently, Bobby Brown WASN'T the one who got her into drugs after all…….

As far as reality news is concerned, Reality Weekly is saying that Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has been "destroyed by mental illness," which is sad, but wouldn't entirely shock us. If she were mentally sound, you'd think she'd stop allowing herself to get into SO MUCH trouble! Ugh!

That's right, folks! According to Star, Jen is not only PREGNANT, but she's having twins! Wowsa!

And as a side story, they've got details on Miley Cyrus' drug overdose…..oh wait, it says "drug overdose scare." So, what does that mean? She took a hit of marijuana Salvia, coughed, and one of her buddies got paranoid??? LOLz!

In royal news, the tabs are also quite fixated on William and Kate this week! Not only are we STILL talking about the royal wedding, but apparently Kate's parents weren't invited to the palace for Xmas! Awk-ward!

Other than that, the tabloids are keepin' us up-to-date with KStew/RPatz relationship drama….and of course KimK/KHump post-relationship dramz as well!

Speaking of Kim Kardashian…it appears that Oprah called her a phony! We're not 100% sure why, but the cover of this week's Enquirer leads us to believe that Ms. Winfrey is skeptical of Kim's benevolent agenda in Haiti!

Quite a week for the tabs (above, and below)! Which of these stories intrigues U the most???

Looks like there's some a lot of question as to whether or not the US version of Ok! Magazine is actually gonna be O-K.

Ever since an American edition of OK! was brought to the US in 2005, the company has lost $218.3 million! AND based on recent financial results from their parent company Northern & Shell, it looks like the mag was losing nearly $500,000 a week in the most recent fiscal year. Yikes!

Time Warner had expressed interest in acquiring the American version of the magazine, but now it seems like they're not feeling it anymore.

Here's what a source had to say about Time Warner's loss of interest in the mag:

In July, father John McCain was diagnosed with stage 4 glioblastoma, an aggressive form of brain cancer, which also claimed Beau's life.

When the 33-year-old began crying, the politician went over and consoled her, adding:

"There is hope... And if anybody can make it, your dad [can]."

Biden is also optimistic about "breakthroughs that are occurring now," regarding potential treatment options and cures.

"There's a lot of things happening. Any of you who have somebody who is diagnosed with gliobastoma, which is about as bad as it gets, there's breakthroughs that are occurring now... And it can happen tomorrow."