Stripper Thinks Customer Flirting With Her

PROVIDENCE, RI—Noting his furtive glances, suggestive body language, and the fact that he’s been laughing at all of her jokes, local exotic dancer Mandy Galloway, 26, told reporters Wednesday that she believes a customer at the Foxy Lady strip club is flirting with her. “I know this sounds crazy, but that brown-haired one has been checking me out all night, and when I went over to talk to him he seemed way more interested in me than all the other dancers in here,” Galloway was reportedly overheard saying to her fellow strippers, who responded by telling their friend she was “delusional” and that this was “just all part of the game.” “There was definitely a connection during our lap dance. And, look, I get that everyone says this, but I think the two of us might have something special.” When reached for comment, the unidentified Foxy Lady patron expressed sympathy for Galloway, telling reporters that she “just looked kind of lonely.”