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Looking like they were put together by cack-handed oafs, the dolls possess biceps more impressive than Mr Universe's, and more testosterone than a rugby team - shame they neglected to add one crucial appendage.

At least Herobuilders (methinks the clue to the cock-up's in the brand's name, people) didn't entirely screw up the outfits, which vaguely resemble the sisters' Alexander McQueen finery. Kate also comes in another special Herobuilders' version dressed in a rose-embellished wedding gown. Spoil her rotten, they did - no wonder she's grinning so hard.

Maybe Herobuilders should take notes from the
Princess Catherine Engagement Doll
- at least that doll didn't look like it'd would come to life and throttle you with its bare hands in your sleep.