Mike:
No the … wait a second … the urge to belong … You hate the All Star break because of an "urge to belong?" What the fuck is up with that?

Doug:
Yeah, I'm so jealous when the All Star players are all lovey dovey and nonchalant with each other … the way they butt slap in that knowing way. I always look away as if I didn't care, as if their easy affection with one another was the last thing on my mind. But why do I yearn so persistently to be included?

Mike:
Er … probably has something to do with your controlling, dominant mother and a lack of breast feeding as an infant. [Laughs]

Doug:
As much a John Kerry loves his fave Red Sox player Manny Ortiz? [Laughs]

Mike:
A simple slip up. It's not like he said winning the World Series was going to be a cake walk or anything or showed up wearing a Red Sox uniform beneath a banner proclaiming "Mission Accomplished!" right? … [Laughs]