Ever since I can remember I've had blackouts. Small pockets of time lost that leave me wondering what I had been doing or where exactly I had been going. I tried not to let it trouble me, because after all the longest periods only lasted a few seconds. I told no one, after all who would believe me? That only leaves one problem, the blackouts are getting worse. I'm starting to lose entire days.

Sirius Black likes women and women like Sirius Black….maybe a little too much… After a terrible break up with his girl friend of one week, Black finds himself both despondent and heartbroken. But all of that is going to change now. Sirius Black has taken a pledge. And unlike any other oath he has ever made he going to actually try to fulfill it. Sirius Black has taken an oath of celibacy.

Girl meets boy, girl likes boy, and then they get married and ride off into the sunset, right? Wrong. Veruka Reissue, a pureblooded Slytherin in her Seventh year at Hogwarts, finds that love can be slightly more difficult than that. In between pranks, laughs, and more than her fair share of detention, who has time for love anyhow? [A/N: If this story is familiar thats because i posted it on quizilla a while back]