Admittedly, this may have something to do with the fact that I have never watched the show. People are constantly telling me to give it a go (there are only 962 hours of densely plotted goblin porn to catch up on!) but I just can't bring myself to do so. The fact that I've never seen Game of Thrones, which is now on its eighth season, has become an integral part of my personality.. I have it proudly listed on my LinkedIn. And I drop the fact that I don't watch the overrated dragon show into conversation at every conceivable opportunity. You see, Game of Thrones is not just a television programme, it is an Extremely Popular Thing, and there is no better way to prove that you are a very interesting, very intelligent, person than by expressing your disdain for Extremely Popular Things. Whenever too many people like something, it's obvious there's something wrong with it.