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I was tempted to go into a rant about the magic of babies and how they are miracles of life but then I had to change a diaper and the lil asshole waited till I finished cleaning him and getting a new one under him before taking giant semi soft shit so big I thought a soft serve machine broke in his ass..he was laughing the whole time..asshole..

Babies aren't inherent assholes, people who don't like babies are assholes. A baby cannot control his bowels and the cool air caused him to go. Very simplistic, you cry bitch and moan too...just in english.