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Voting has now closed. Thank you all who votes over the past 2 weeks! Over 2000 votes over 2 weeks!The response was more that anyone would have imagined. Now come support your favorite comic in...

THE PAGEANT!

We started with 32 comics, and now we are down to the Elite 8 who will compete in a single elimination tournament until only one remains, and they will be crowned: “The Sexiest Comic In Chicago!”In addition, the winner will receive at least:$100.00 cash prize!A bottle of Jeppson's Malort & T-Shirt!A Featured Set at an Upcoming "Chicago's Best Standup" show at Laugh Factory Chicago!An exclusive interview and Profile on www.comedyofchicago.com!A Featured Set at an Upcoming Shinebox Comedy Show at Cole's Bar!and MORE!Each finalist will perform: Stand-upAnswer a Pageant
Style Questionand then Hit the RUNWAY in a Sexy Outfit Fashion Show! 3
Live Judges will then vote down the bracket until only 1 remains and is
crowned the winner! Then stick around for an all-night DJ Dance Party
Celebration! And its FREE!LIVESaturday April 12th9pm@ Cole's Bar 2338 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60647

Robert Bud8 seed, Open InviteChicago Il, did not need to go to
collegeThe sexiest thing about me is…My it's 5 o'clock somewhere shadow

﻿Blue Line Region﻿

ELIMINATED

Matty Ryan1 seed, 2011/#1

ELIMINATED

Jeff Hansen2 seed, 2011/#2THEE 1 Year of Columbia College Chicago UniversityThe sexiest thing about me is… uhh... oh wow. Where to even begin. The single sexiest part? A physical part? Or part as a figure of speach? Like my kind soul? I guess my kind soul. Unless it's physical. Then it's my smiling eyes. Smiling eyes and a kind fucking soul. What more do you want? Huh? What are you some kind of superficial monster, always hungry for more, never fed enough??? I have these smiling eyes. It's like you don't even care. You want me to say abs or my cock? Is that all you animals want? Cock and abs? This is ridiculous. A guy has a nice pair of smiling eyes, a soul for days... kinda guy you can bring home to mom and dad but ALSO get a little dangerous with... in a lot of cultures that's A-OKAY. But here we are... and you disgusting slobs just lust for dick and abs. UNREAL. Fuck you. If I don't win this, it's rigged. Please vote for me.

Tyson Karrasch1 seed, 2012/#1San Diego, CA. San Francisco State UniversityThe sexiest thing about me is… Well I’m not sure but people tell me it's my child like sense of wonderment and my affinity for animals. That's probably because I like to dress up in little boy's clothing and chase after animals while I scream, "Please like me!"

Andrew Halter4 seed, 2011/#8Chicago boy, I went to college in Mount Vernon, Iowa. They begged me to stay, but I was too hot to be held.The sexiest thing about me is… My ass

ELIMINATED

Dan Drees5 seed, 2012/#7Bethesda Bible CollegeThe sexiest thing about me is…I am a born again virgin, no longer tempted by the pink or the stink

ELIMINATED

Collin Bullock6 seed, 2012/#10Champaign, IL (the Paris of central Illinois)The sexiest thing about me is… My passion for justice. And also my slightly above average penis. Just slightly. Honestly, not that impressive.

Calvin Evans7 seed, Open InviteChicago,IL; also I'm a graduate of the University of Illinois Champaign-Urbana with a bachelor degree in Sport Management. I’m a comic by night and an account manager by day. I manage 3 accounts....Facebook, Twitter and eHarmony.The sexiest thing about me is… My eye brows

Bill Bullock7 seed, Open InviteChicago-born and bred. Unfortunately went to college at the University of Notre Dame, despite being a black non-Catholic from the south side of Chicago. Don't ask, that Rudy flick is pretty persuasive. They also give a lot of money to smart black kids.The sexiest thing about me is… Obviously my fine elocution, my ability to tell a story, and my fine booty, and duh that booty, gurl.