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Topic: Pun War, yo! (Read 5485 times)

Due to both the fact that every so often I get an urge to pun someone to death and the fact that "pun magic" is likely to be involved in the GURPS IOU campaign a friend is going to be running, I hereby declare this thread to be a Pun War Zone.

Everyone who dislikes puns, I suggest you leave now before the rest of us pundits start punishing each other by punting puns at each other.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

Hoppy to see you joining in, Strolen. It's good to see that someone can handle the punishment of a pun war without giving in to fowl play and running away like a chicken.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

Good grief, this is getting sad. I'm sure we are all down with puns, but you guys are getting downright pathetic. Can't you fluff up your work a little bit? Maybe goose it into a higher dimension? I think I'll keep coming back here, beakause I enjoy it.

The pun, I fear, cannot be goosed, for such would be fowl play. Besides, the pun is the lowest form of humor, and as such, it must be horrible.

Now, rather than casting a line to make us rise to the occasion, why not dive in and make a splash with the witticisms you apparently hold?

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

...Sorry, Cap'n, but it seems fitting that the penguin can't take flight in this battle. Maybe next time you'll get a better launch and bomb us all until we're too groggy to fight back.

And Strolen, if his comments were pointed, he wouldn't be a sheepard, he'd be a wolf baying at the lunacy!

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

I think I set my sights too high last time. However, this time I'm gonna shoot a little straighter, maybe hit my target. I've been rifling through my brain trying to find anything worthy of inclusion in the war, but so far I've been shooting blanks. However, although I think this particular post may be a little more worthy of report, I don't think I need to resort to bullet points to tell you why.

That was a sharp one, Nitouken. Very pointed. Clearly you've been honing your efforts to prove what a cutting wit you have. And I see poor Ria's just fainting left and right - while the good Captain keep floundering about. Very fishy, really...

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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Punny. Scale it down would you? I don't want to be shellfish, but I will resort to throwing a line for the halibut. Seriously though, I've got the ammo stocked and shelled. Seals are ready and blowing nicely. En guarde!

Ah-hah. I'd recognize that tuna anywhere. Welcome to the fray, Foxfire. It's just about your style - like a tin kazoo in a rowboat full of police dogs.

Now then, enough with the pointed quips and back to cutting some really horrible puns. Of course, when I showed this to my girlfriend she thought it was a real gas, even with some of the stinkers we've been having here...

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."