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07/16/2014

Burger King To Sell Gay Whopper

If you are not seeing enough gay people on your favorite sitcom or hearing enough news stories about gay rights, you will now have to deal with the Gay Whopper. At this point, only one Burger King will be selling the so called Gay Whopper. Who knew a hamgurger could be gay. For more on this story, see this USA Today article.

Will we now have to clarify if we want gay or straight fries with our gay hamburger? For those that want to call me a hater, I dislike the Whopper not because of its gayness but because it has too many calories.