I have been in office now, for a near full summation of 24 hours. It distresses me that though I did indeed win fairly and justly through neutral arbitration, there remain some individuals that still persist in contesting my victory, right to the edge of treason.

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Anyway, means nothing more than a bucket of horse apples to me. I'm Australian. We generally don't give two coots what those who think they are in charge are doing. We just take the piss out of them and go on with our own lives and try to fix the mistakes of those who think they are in charge.

So from me and anyone who thinks likewise, Mr Bob, consider yourself piss-taken!

Now...where's that beer...

Remember when your imagination was real? When the day seemedlonger than it was, and tomorrow was always another game away?

I have to be honest Bob, I voted Capital Space. It was a tough call, but the promise of War's rampant SpaceChan porn moved me. I wanted to vote for you Bob, I really did, but at the time it looked like Anarchy Space was building a lead (this was when it was early early teens), and Capital Space was the closest to catching them.

Now with that heartfelt confession out of the way, I'd like to submit my application for the Minsister of Homoerotic Affairs, Yaoi division. Now, while I have yet to submit any hardcore male on male homoerotic art, my count for softcore yaoi is up there, not to mention one's my avatar's fragile person has been directly involved in.

As my first Official action as The Minister of Pixels., it will be the task Minipixel to seek out and destroy any and all subversive sprite comics in the state. If you have created a subversive sprite comic you will be found. If you know of someone who is or ever has been working n a subversive sprite comic you must report them, or you will be deemed an acomplice. It is the responsibility of all children (especially members of the youth organization "Children of Bob") to watch their parents and neighbors for any signs of hidden spriting activity.

Sortelli wrote:That said, though, do we HAVE to ELIMINATE the fox girls? Couldn't, you know, we just not do that?

First the foxgirls, then he'll go after the catgirls! Then dogboys! None are safe! You don't honestly think he has the self-control to keep those with which he currently pleges allegiance in his good favor forever, do you? You kowtows may be sitting pretty now, but your day of comeuppance will soon arrive.

Have you not noticed that Bob is an 85 himself?! You think he wants to share that number with the others? No! He'll string you 85s along, sending you into suicide mission after suicide mission until he's the only one left.

This man was brought into power on a whim but it will take far more manpower to rid him of his position. An open invite still exists for those who wish to fight for the right thing.

Now, I leave you with these images for images always speak louder than words:

Sortelli wrote:That said, though, do we HAVE to ELIMINATE the fox girls? Couldn't, you know, we just not do that?

First the foxgirls, then he'll go after the catgirls!

I PLEADGE to personally set a Cat Girl preservation area in my castle for any Cat Girl who might have been spooked by Mecury Hat's insane claims.

You don't get it. No one can promise anyone will be safe! Replace Foxgirl with Catgirl in his address and you'll see he looks down upon all the animal-eared/tailed people.

Don't you see? First your ears are too fuzzy. Then your hair's too long. Then your eyes are the wrong color. It will just continue until everyone has ridiculously pointed ears and a bad wig on their heads!

Sortelli wrote:That said, though, do we HAVE to ELIMINATE the fox girls? Couldn't, you know, we just not do that?

First the foxgirls, then he'll go after the catgirls! Then dogboys! None are safe! You don't honestly think he has the self-control to keep those with which he currently pleges allegiance in his good favor forever, do you? You kowtows may be sitting pretty now, but your day of comeuppance will soon arrive.

Have you not noticed that Bob is an 85 himself?! You think he wants to share that number with the others? No! He'll string you 85s along, sending you into suicide mission after suicide mission until he's the only one left.

This man was brought into power on a whim but it will take far more manpower to rid him of his position. An open invite still exists for those who wish to fight for the right thing.

Now, I leave you with these images for images always speak louder than words:

*dashes back to Off Topic*

Lies! All lies I tell you! That photo was taken during the mardi gras carnival! And that poll was rigged!
See Sortelli? This is what we must deal with! I was willing to consider your proposition for a moment but after this outrageous exhibition on her part, work on my "Anti-Fox Girl Bill" will continue to take place. We will put a stop to your libellous meddling, Hat!!!!