Thursday, December 29, 2005

Happy Leftover Party (that means the people who were left over and would not go home from you last party)Yes...I know I am old, fat...and thinning of hair. I will still challenge anyone to Indian Leg Wrestling at the drop of a hat. At least I'm not drinking directly from bottles I find in trash cans. Balderdash!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Christmas Eve! Scotty is Smoking...$1 per pound. Bring him your meat...the night before...thawed out. Turkeys must be less than 12 Pounds...and completley thawed.It has a very nice (hard to find) mesquite smoke flavor. Among other things...he is doing three Racks of ribs for me and mine...(Happy Pork Holiday Family) If you want, you can simply place your order with Scott, and he will provide the meat too. $15 per Rack of Ribs, Sliced or Chopped Briskett $10 per pound.Scott...did I leave anything out?

Sunday, December 18, 2005

So...here is one of the few times that both teams lined up not Offsides...or without any false starts. 30 Penalties...15 each...that's one every 2 minutes. Looks like the Ref's won this one...at least they didn't get drummed like the boys did today.

Thanks for the Tickets...to my good freinds who let us go...(you know who you are) and wait till I tell you the story about the two guys who sat next to us...and the 2 Gallons (not joking here) of beer that they drank.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Yes my friends...the crowd was angry that day...it was like a mad house...like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. Questions flying from all around the theatre...But then...something came to me...something so unexpected that I nearly couldn't get it out. Just as I began to ask the question...I froze...I could see him before me...a greater Comic Genius I have never known....Just then...a calm came over the crowd..and I rose to my feet. I cupped my hands around my mouth like an auctioneer, at a never ending Pie Auction. I yelled, " So what's up with the boots you always wear to see Regis?"...Just then I was catapulted, from my seat, Ten stories high if I was a foot, from the middle back Right Hand Side on the floor (thanks for the great seats Greg & Teri) and it was as if I stood directly before him...Him and I...I and him...having a discussion about his “uncle Regis” "You noticed that too"...he said..."That is very perceptive"...(thanks to my adorable Wife Cindy...Who pointed it out to me...Luv ya babe)..."you should get a 25% refund on your tickets tonight when you leave the theatre", The great one continued. There we were...Him and I..I and him...hangin out…talking ‘bout his "Middle" shoes...It's like we were friends...buddies...nay...BFF's. I really like that Jerry Seinfeld...he's my BFF...

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