Some people need a humour transplant – not mentioning any names that sound like Geir-Andre

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AnonymousAugust 8, 2019

Of all the things I have been able to improve in my 65 years here on earth, there are only about 10-items that still haunt me, well let’s restate this! I do not us three binders anymore, the power cord adapters isn’t that big of an issue, I can only hear out of one ear and use headphones, I am a cat person, I stopped use pencils, I do not eat out of boxes, I do not eat cookies, or butter bread, BUT, YES a BIG BUT, when I eat peanut butter on bread and it slips out of my hand… It always lands on with the peanut butter facing DOWN!! Someone needs to track the % of this, I bet it is like 95% of the time facing down!!

Fauna JoyAugust 8, 2019

Mythbusters tested the butter side down problem, and found it was 50-50. It all depends on how it’s dropped.

RetardAugust 9, 2019

This is fun!

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Cambodia DaveAugust 10, 2019

Some of the comments here are proof positive that people will manifest their disempowerment on the internet at literally the tiniest of inciting triggers.

GibranAugust 10, 2019

All so true. I probably can´t sleep tonight.

AnonymousAugust 10, 2019

In response to anonymous and peanut buttered bread. Though according to physics all objects fall at the same rate of speed so long as wind and aerodynamics are not a factor. However, the side with peanut butter is heavier. Since the peanut butter’s total density is greater than the total density of the piece of bread the gravity of the Earth has a greater effect on it. Probably it won’t happen every time but friction and aerodynamics will play a role. Best thing: Don’t let the bloody thing drop.

ThorAugust 10, 2019

The Pringles dilemma is offset by the knowledge that you get a full can of chips. Worse is opening a bag and seeing that you bought 75% air.

TimothyAugust 10, 2019

these are the worst things ever

RobbieAugust 10, 2019

If bread is dropped from random heights, or flipped randomly into the air, it will fall butter-side-down (or peanut butter, or jam) about half the time — the same probabilities as tossing a coin.

But if a normal-sized slice of bread is knocked off a table, which is where it’s almost always going to start from in the real world, there’s just enough space for it to tumble through 180 degrees before hitting the floor. Which means it really will land butter-side-down most of the time in real life. It’s an unintended function of human ergonomics, which dictate both the height of tables and the size of a piece of bread.

Good god… theres like only one or two of those things i cant relate to! (And to whoever said these things were easy to fix… clearly doesnt understand the concept of easy. What would you suggest? Walking the dog with no leash? Not wear pants with belt loops? Remove all door handles? wake up an hour earlier to give butter time to heat up? And many of the others I cant even find a difficult way to fix…

AnonymousAugust 10, 2019

Love it!

jimmyrustledAugust 11, 2019

most are user caused..and easily preventable..pay attention to details and this won`t happen

AnonymousAugust 11, 2019

And….?

Troll butterAugust 11, 2019

They made me smile. Thanks for posting these

Maxwell Silverhammer.August 12, 2019

Petty posh. Slight case of Murphy’s law sprinkled with a bit of pathos.

Michael CastroAugust 27, 2019

Finally! It’s good to know there are others who share my anguish!

BlickAugust 31, 2019

“The horror. The horror.” Col. Kurtz

lehmanSeptember 1, 2019

ain’t it the little things?

KBNovember 12, 2019

It’s ALWAYS the little things…

AnonymousNovember 12, 2019

I’ve gone through 7 loaves of bread to test the ratio of which side falls face down to the floor with peanut butter, and 87% of the time the peanut butter hits the floor. ( And only 39% of the time the paper towel I cleaned it up with had that leftover hanging chad thing going on. I plan to publish my results.

ChrisNovember 12, 2019

Did anyone mention MONK?

Chicken LittleNovember 12, 2019

How many times has my belt loop gotten caught in the door handle and i could have had a heart attack and died. Oh, the humanity!

Raymond EriksenNovember 13, 2019

Absolutely priceless!! Best one so far! Puuuuuurleeeeze keep em coming, you are the best!

AnonymousNovember 13, 2019

if the bread falls with the peanut/jam/butter on the top nd not to the floor, it is because YOU put the peanut/jam/butter on the wrong side of the bread !

Amy WNovember 14, 2019

The one with the lined paper – Is the problem the weird way the paper tore or the triple integral calculus?

ChloeNovember 16, 2019

Anonymous re: peanut better on bread. The whole law of physics is that density has nothing to do with rate of fall. 9.8 m/s/s regardless of density. A basketball filled with feathers falls at the same rate as a basketball full of lead. Regardless, the peanut butter bread has the exact same density no matter which side is down.

Please lighten up! This is meant to be all in fun!

Jonas GrumbyNovember 17, 2019

Try being shipwrecked on an uncharted island with 6 other people

AnonymousDecember 15, 2019

Measuring cup dribble solution: Wipe a bit of butter under the spout, on the outside if the cup. Liquid will not cross it Life just got better.