Lock eyes from across the aisle
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take the box and skip the name
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the store is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in to the line as the lasers fly
our the box and counter touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to mine
our the bricks first touch outside my door
a whole night what we've got in store
I whisper in my ear that I want some more
and I

BRICK IN MY PANTS
This really always happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you were built
and now I
BRICK IN MY PANTS
don't tell my friends or I'll say your a mega-blocks
plus its your fault, you were an expensive set
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and build

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for sets
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a the lego
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the lego said I need a friend
Grabbed the box,the teller turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

BRICKED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
BRICKED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were worth quite a lot
plus the way you have mini-figs got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not worth much
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked the store and saw the new sets were in and I
BRICKED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get to the store super fast
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
BRICK IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
BRICK IN MY PANTS

Open my new legos and a piece rolls out and I
BRICK IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
BRICKED IN MY PANTS

I just built a set and I
BRICKED...IN...MY PANTS
BRICKED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I BRICK RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOUR IN THE AISLE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN I GRAB THE SET ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAYIM REALLY WEIRD I JUST CALL IT BEING AWESOME
I WEAR A BRICK COVER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

IVhorseman wrote:I'm the Several Hundred Dollar Man!

Rayhawk wrote:"Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" was a major part of Knights Kingdom development.

Yeah, it's one of my favorite songs. Me and a friend were at a ski hill once,and going up the long-distance ski lifts we were loudly singing "Small Town girl" and "Jizz In my Pants."Everyone thought we were nuts.

IVhorseman wrote:I'm the Several Hundred Dollar Man!

Rayhawk wrote:"Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" was a major part of Knights Kingdom development.

Birdman's got a wife, and Manbird's just a slut.
Strana's goodship Hodgepodge, is really kicking butt.
Doodstormer's king of paint, and Rayhawk's king of all,
And one-eye there is just so stoned, I think he's gonna fall.

Arkbrik's Sudan Hussein, Sigfig has got your flag.
Moronstudios? His forum battle's WIN
Massam's still a squirrel, and Greenkey is in the buff.
And Zombie Lincoln just zombified a bunch of other stuff.

Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed
The spread is bland--sauerkraut and yellow cake
There's no way these people will ever build tanks.

But then I walk in the room, hold my brickbox high
And what happened next, will blow your mind

Everything got outta control
The legos were so exciting
Everyone got down on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people brick fighting.

Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose
In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose

The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never build, yeah that's what you think
I stride in the room all young and hip
Hold up my brickbox and say listen, build this

Then everyone started to build
People rejoiced instead of doing TPS reports
Your preconceived notions were shattered
By these super old white people building forts

The Big Apple, where people never build
Spirits go down while profits expand
The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice
The street benders peddling their boiled goose

So many types of people will never get along
Till I bust out my brickbox and play with my schl---

The legos washed away all the hate
And teklevels started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of minifig knights lancing
Whoa !
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh !
I saw a Spanish guy building some batman.

Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my brickbox and opened a brand new set of space (police)
And what happened next was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex
The joy of cool alien minifigs was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Oh!
A brickbox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a brickbox
This was a cautionary tale
A brickmbox is not a toy.

Aww shit, get your bricks ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking fourm
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a brick (I'm on a brick)
I'm on a brick (I'm on a brick)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm building with some bricks(building with some bricks)
I'm on a brick (I'm on a brick)
I'm on a brick
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking SHIP (SHIP, yeah)

I'm on a brick motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a brick in deep space
Busting five lightyears, lasers whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a brick

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Laser shots spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this brick to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Brian Boitano, anything is possible

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big SHIP coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a minifig

I'm on a brick
I'm on a brick
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a brick (woaah)
I'm on a brick
I'm on a brick
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' SHIP (sha-sha-shorty, shorty,
FUCK YEAH!

IVhorseman wrote:I'm the Several Hundred Dollar Man!

Rayhawk wrote:"Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" was a major part of Knights Kingdom development.