I’m sure we have some Pajibans in Michigan, so you can celebrate/squeal in impotent rage that Batman vs. Superman will be filming in Detroit. You could actually see Bat Affleck on set! Or let me know if Henry Cavill is shirtless and how much you would charge me to bring him to me! Filming will start in the first part of 2014.

Chadwick Boseman is playing James Brown in the biopic Get On Up. The film will recount the entire life of the Godfather of Soul, from his poor childhood to his rise to fame and helmet hair. Get On Up hits theaters October 17, 2014.

Rumor has it that Rachel Hurd-Wood (Peter Pan) has auditioned for the Star Wars VII role of Han Solo and Princess Leia’s daughter. Allegedly. The rumor further claims that Alex Pettyfer (Magic Mike) is in the running for the role of Luke Skywalker’s son. Allegedly.

Child 44, a thriller based on the true story of serial killings in 1950s Russia, already stars Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, and Noomi Rapace. Now they’ve lost a Philip Seymour Hoffman, but they’ve gained a Vincent Cassel (who is divorcing the gorgeous Monica Belluci)! Let’s be real. The divorce is the important story. Two gorgeous people can’t make it work, even when the wife doesn’t expect fidelity? What chance do the rest of us have…to scoop one of them up? Pretty good chance, right? Right?

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