Did your girlfriend ever demand a quick creamy hot splash but you had people waiting and couldn't figure out what to do?

Now everyone can join in with Bukkake the Card Game!

Everyone starts the game by drawing a card. The person with the lowest valued card goes into the middle, and guess what happens? Yup, BUKKAKE!

But the player in the middle can shoot cum back at the other players. Everyone keeps taking turns drawing cards, until eventually someone collects all the right cards for the perfect orgasm.

A great party game for couples, polyamorists, and gay speed daters, Bukkake the Card Game is currently in crowd funding. Invest early and be the first among your friends to shoot cum at the next all night drinking binge...

Starting this week, Carl's Jr. and Hardee's are selling their new "Eat Like You Mean It" boxer shorts. These fun and "cheeky" boxers are only $20 and are shipped for free! The boxers can be purchased at www.EatLikeYouMeanIt.com.

They’re a great stocking stuffer or last-minute holiday gift for dudes and dads.

While there are many fine fragrances out there, few can begin to compare to the perfection of bacon. Now you can wear that scent proudly by working up a rich lather of Bacon Shaving Cream.

This high-end cream includes moisturizers and essential oils to leave your skin feeling great and heat-activated aromatic technology to ensure that you smell like wonderful, glorious bacon for hours. Work J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream into a rich bacon lather with some hot water - in your hands or with a brush.

Impress your buddies when you show them popping the cap off a beer bottle with one hand! The perfect gift for someone who can't put down a remote control while opening another brew, or even one-armed beer drinkers, this stainless ring doubles as the perfect wedding ring for guys.

Never be caught without a bottle opener, and save a fortune on dental bills!

True Clean Towel solves that old problem of "which end of the towel did I dry my ass with?"

When you step out of the shower, and reach for that towel to dry yourself off, you don't often remember which end of the towel you used yesterday to dry your butt with. So you just end up drying off your face with something that you might consider unsanitary.

It basically allows you to reuse your towels for several days, while saving money and water on laundry, but with the peace of mind knowing which end you can use for "up there" and "down there".

But it's also a pretty good towel in its own right, made of 100% Jacquard Double Spun Cotton, measuring 5 feet tall x 2.5 feet wide, with the design woven into the fabric for maximum softness and durability.

For those cat owners who have managed to train their cats to use the toilet, you can buy a device that will let your cat flush it easily.

It comes from the makers of CitiKitty, a company that sells a toilet training kit for cats.

It basically uses a motion sensor to detect a cat's presence, and then flushes the toilet when it detect's it's gone. It comes with adjustments that let you alter the distance of the sensor, and the delay of the flush. You can also have it do a courtesy flush once a day.

The new automatic toilet flusher takes 10 minutes to install and fits virtually all toilets in the U.S. and Canada.

Alanna's Organic Pain Free Bandage Remover is used to make bandages come off without pain and pulling hair.

It was created by Alanna Meyers, a third grade student at Safety Harbor Montessori Academy in Clearwater, Florida. Throughout her childhood, she never liked the pain associated with removing bandages used for minor scrapes and scratches. So experimented with numerous combinations of ingredients until she came with the perfect formula.

It takes only a few minutes and sticky bandages come off.

With the help of her parents, an organic laboratory was located to make formula completely organic.

A company called DG3 Locksmithing based out of Gilbert, AZ has a product called "LockKill", which renders any Kwikset door lock permanently disabled, preventing it from being picked, bumped, or jimmied.

The LockKill is a key with a notch at the end. You insert the key, then turn it, and the end snaps off, remaining lodged inside the lock.

The product is intended to keep evicted renters from reentering a home, until the landlord can get the locks changed.