Hello, I am some guy you happen to see active almost every day. For those unfortunate souls who stumbled apon my terrible, terrible profile, here's an introduction.

I'm the Wapanese hacker, I hoard japanese ports all the time, too, if you want any japanese ports feel free to ask me in the PMs if you want, I have hoardes of them.

The only downside is that most of them aren't converted, insert wye sad emoji here.

But it'd probably get someone to convert the sampled ones.

Anyways enough chit chat let's get the grub going.

Cool links to cool websites:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuoMasRkMhlj1VNVAOJdw5w - It's technically just YouTube, but this is a pretty damn cool ARG I suggest you check out.
http://recite.com/ - Inspirational quotes website, unlike Inspirobot this generates generic stuff.
http://smwx.s602.xrea.com:80/view.cgi - The japanese SMW hacking site, it only works from time to time tho'.
https://ux.getuploader.com/vipmario/ - VIP Uploader.
mfgg.net - good website good website.