Thursday, May 28, 2009

There's da old saying about "The Chickens Coming Home to Roost." That saying could describe Manalapan Township Committeeman alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy to a "T."

Now, alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy has a very politically sordid recent past. He's a graduate of da hallowed halls of Princeton University, which one could allege that character may not be a prerequisite at some schools these days. He was a big-wig with da Manalapan GOP'er club - where he's now persona-non-grata there. Calling da popular current GOP'er club president Butch Budai "Bidet" in reference to a urinal during meetings wore out his welcome, among other things. Being a GOP'er and having a "Vote for (Wasser) Horvath" lawn sign in your vicinity didn't go over too well either.

In 2004, he ran on a ticket of lowering municipal taxes, and won by a landslide with former Committeeman Joltin Joe. He then lowered taxes - not one year - but two straight years. Then, after turning his back on Joltin Joe and Republican practices, he became da architect of da single biggest local tax increase in Manalapan history - followed up by another double-digit tax increase he happily supported - standing side-by-side with da Queen!

Apparently, the "How To Be A Republican" handbook, and even "Republicans for Dummies" is not required reading in da lavish garage office of Andy Boy.

But all of this pales in comparison to his newest dilemma.

When Andy Boy ran his spectacularly unqualified campaign for Monmouth County Freeloader, da person who was his "big" money-raiser was an unknown named Carolina MachoGrande, who da very next year somehow was named to da "no experience necessary" post of Manalapan Township Attorney - and da 6-figure salary it carries! (FYI - she's da very same MachoGrande who called bloggers "Anonymous Bomb Throwers," and is currently da DEFENDANT in a legal malpractice lawsuit not related to da Mosked Man). Macho's a GOP'er, which as we've all learned, considering da way Andy Boy's treated current club president Budai (pronounced "boo-dye" for those life-long residents of Manalapan who may not know) and current Township Committeewoman Susan Cohen, being in da GOP may not mean too much these days.

Then, you have da person who may have become his mentor, current Committeewoman and running for da State Assembly, da Queen. She, a Democrat, is running for da very same seat fully occupied by MachoGrande. Now, following da bouncing ball of hypocracy:

* Both da Queen & Andy Boy have never formally come out against da practices and da "Diploma-Gate" issue that has been dogging Wasser for more than a year. Their silence has been golden, and will ultimately be remembered in November by voters.

* Like da Queen, who was on da planning board when da Village first came up, Andy Boy was for da Village before he was against it.

* Andy Boy - like MachoGrande, a "DEFENDANT" - but he's a DEFENDANT in da Mosked Man "Land-Deal-Gone-Bad-First Amendment" case, using a lawyer being paid-for by Manalapan taxpayers - a case he's supported and voted in favor of, just like da Queen - even though he was named a "DEFENDANT" in it.

One is Andy Boy's former fundraiser who he got a job as Manalapan Township Attorney and was a part of da Manalapan Legal Dream Team, and da other is his Manalapanistan mentor & tax hiker. So, what is Andy Boy to do?

Does he support MachoGrande, and turn his back on da Queen and da Cadre that he has sided with?

Or, does he side with da Queen, and turn his back on da local, county and state GOP?

It's an interesting question indeed.

Da Queen will be side-by-side with da biggest taxer of them all - Jon Corzine. Will Andy Boy stand side with them? Considering he's da architect of da single biggest tax increase in Manalapan history and turned his back on lowering taxes, he'd fit right in with Corzine-omics.

Will Declan O'Candidate and Carolina MachoGrande get Andy's support, or will he turn his back on da Queen and da Cadre that now pulls da strings and knows about Andy Boy?

Will he support da Democratic Commissar, Cash Klauber for reelection, or will he support da GOP candidate in Manalapan, who will stand with Budai & Cohen, da arch-enemies of Andy Boy?

Of course, these are interesting questions indeed, but these questions hatch others:

If Andy turns his back on da Queen, what will happen to all da secrets she knows about him? Could da Mosked Man case come crashing down on Andy Boy and land nowhere near da Queen?

If Andy turns his back on MachoGrande, what will Oxley & da County GOP do about him?If they do nothing, then Oxley will be turning his back on his own call to unite da GOP.

Will da Manalapan GOP demand Oxley action? How will this affect Manalapan's GOP'er Grand Poobah, who is linked to Andy Boy at da hip, who is now linked to da Queen and her Cadre?

Will Andy Boy denounce da GOP and become a Democrat?

Will he support one candidate, but be a "closet" supporter for da other?

Will there be a "Gray" cloud hanging over his head, making these decisions for him?

DaTruth is, Andy Boy's "bedfellows issues" have created for him a very serious problem. One way or da other, whoever he doesn't side with will have a big ax to grind against him. Da Queen needs him to bring in some GOP'ers if she has any chance of winning. Da GOP won't want him to come out against his former benefactor. Both sides know if Andy Boy has any skeletons hanging in his closet. Da question is - - which side knows more, and which side upset with his decision of support could use that against him, which could taint da other candidate.

It's looking like 2009 will be a very interesting year MachoGrande and da Queen -- but even more interesting for Andy Boy, indeed. And, either way, one side he disses will not be happy.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Da Lobster is 10 pounds - Sounds Good. Da Price of $100 per pound doesn't sound good. Da new athletic field will be da cornerstone of a new park - Sounds Good. Da crumb rubber used in da field could contain potential cancer-causing agents and has been banned by other cities - not so good.

A flat budget during very difficult budget times - Sounds Good. How much will a politically put together budget cost residents down da road? Maybe not so good?

Budgets in Manalapan are a very interesting affair, and they also create even more interesting bedfellows.

In 2004, a budget in great times nearly led to "insolvency," so said current Committeeman Alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy, who ran on a ticket to lower and flatten out taxes. He and Joltin Joe won, and in 2005 & 2006, Manalapan was da only town in da entire state to have two back-to-back municipal tax decreases, flattening out taxes both years. In those years, there was one person above all else who railed against both those flat budgets, demanding budget increases in both years and voting from the audience against the flat tax decrease in 2005, and officially voting against it in 2006.

Then comes 2008. Da tax-raising alliance of da Queen Mayor and Andy Boy lead da charge to raise taxes again - another double-digit dose equaling over 42% in just 2 years!

Now - Enter 2009. Da Queen is running for statewide office. All of a sudden, da person who never voted in favor of a tax freeze, never voted for a tax decrease, always voted for increasing taxes - even in fat times - and railed against tax decreases now wants to freeze taxes - in one of da worst years since da great Depression where every town has deficits - and da state is drowning in red ink! Oh, and da guy who was in favor of cutting taxes for 2 years, then denounced those tax cuts for 2 years, now wants to freeze them again?

All of this - coming at a time in New Jersey when da state is teetering on bankruptcy, municipal aid, including to Manalapan, is being cut, and taxes are at their highest rate ever in da state!

Confused yet????????

You're not da only one.

Local Snoozepaper actual journalist Mark Rosman wrote a pretty detailed story on this alleged tax freezing. While he may be in da dog house for not using any Queenly quotes, he did a very valuable service by noting what da tax increases have been for da last 3 years:

These numbers don't lie - according to da Snoozepaper. Note da Manalapan budget went up less than $3 million in that 3 year span, da tax burden placed squarely on da shoulders of Manalapan residents shot up over $6 million dollars!

Da Mayor in 2007? Andy Boy!

Da Mayor in 2008? Da Queen!

Now, here's where you're going to need that abacus:

Da Asbury Park Press also wrote about da alleged Manalapan tax freezing. However, their story not only included Queenly quotes, but also included some of da fuzziest math, usually found in such places as Governor Clown-zine's office.

Da revenue decline, according to da newspaper equals over $2.2 million, but that $350,000 savings - minus having inspectors come in from out of town and paying for those inspectors - according to 12th District Assembly candidate Roth - that should cover everything???????

You can call this a lot of things - but if it walks like fuzzy math, smells like fuzzy math, and siphons money from your wallet like fuzzy math, then even a 2nd grader may be able to figure that out.

Or, maybe these politicians are hoping that none of da electorate has passed 1st grade math.

And, making matters worse, there is da appearance that money set aside in da budget - money always set aside for emergencies, surplus and alike, could potentially be used to fudge da numbers.

Isn't that da very same thing that was a part of Andy Boy's budget process in 2005 & 2006, and a major focal point of argument by da Queen herself as being completely and fiscally irresposible?

DaTruth is, da very same person who railed against freezing taxes during da fat years and raising them to their highest level ever during da very fattest years is now taking credit for freezing taxes during da leanest of da lean years.Are we to believe da Queen has had a conservative tax cutting epiphany? Does da Queen now possess a Lonegan-like approach to budgets? Is she rejecting everything she's stood for in da last 5 years, because unlike those years,she's now running for a state office?

There will be more coming out about da very interesting Manalapan Township 2009 budget. And, even more interesting - is there someone out there who may be against da Queen's election year budget - maybe someone close to da Queen?

Stay tuned - because daTruthSquad has found such a person, and we will be introducing that person - someone who every reader will find shocking - and that person is a member of da Manalapan Cadre --- very soon.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

If there's 3 things anyone in da Kingdom of Manalapan knows for absolute certainty, it is that your taxes are sure to skyrocket led by da tax & overspending Gang of Three, da township engineer (gave campaign money to Democrats) is sure to get a lot of work, and da Queen will do whatever it takes to win.

So, why would da Queen run for da 12th District Assembly, even with her track record of raising taxes to oblivion, and other issues such as the "Because I Hate Italians" fiasco that maybe they found funny but anyone who was there heard no laughter in da house? Why would she spend da time to run with someone like Gov. Clown-zine at da top of da ticket?

Maybe it's because he may not be on da ticket after all?

A number of daTruthSquad's embedded sources are hearing that a re-run by Tax-zine will only happen if Lonegan upsets Christie in da GOP primary.

It's easy to paint Lonegan as a super-Conservative who will ban abortion, tax da seniors, and have Dick Cheney advising him, or, at least that will be what da campaign literature will probably say.

It's not so easy to go up against a proven corruption buster like Christie, who has appeal to Democrats and especially Independents.

So, what might happen?

Will Clown-zine take a job with da Obama administration? Will he take another government job? Will he wind up back with Carla Katz?

Here's what daTruthSquad is hearing. If Lonegan beats Christie in da primary, he stays in da race and wins a second term. If Christie wins da primary, then in August before Labor Day, he gets a "job offer" he can't refuse, and drops out of da race, or leaves for "health issues." Da Democrats then hand da gauntlet to Newark Mayor Cory Booker, who uses his Obama-like personality and routs Christie in November, becoming New Jersey's first black governor and da newest rising Democratic rising star.

Already, Newark's popular Democratic mayor sounds like he's more of a fiscal conservative than Lonegan - and more of a Republican than Christie!

DaTruth is, Booker was sounding more like he's running for statewide office and less like a mayor of a overwhelmingly Democratic stronghold. Was his interview with Bloomberg an audition? Is he da trump card for da Democrats, who know by all polling know that Clown-zine will lose by over 10% to Christie now, and that will get worse when folks don't get their Homestead Rebate checks in October.

With Tax-zine on da 12th District ballot, will da Queen of Manalapan have a prayer against da GOP? Will her prayers be answered if a young Obama-like Cory Booker were at da top of her ticket? If Booker's da choice, faster than you can say "Anonymous Bomb Throwers," Roth would prevail.

DaTruth is, while Booker could save da Queen's campaign and salvage a very weak Democratic ticket in Monmouth County, Commissar Klauber will most likely lose against GOP Manalapan challenger Ryan Green.

Watch da primary closely. If Christie beats Lose-again, don't be surprised if Clown-zine drops out before da summer ends. If Lonegan surprises Christie, then Tax-zine will run his campaign against Karl Rove, Cheney, Bush, and anyone else except for Lonegan - and will easily.

Of course, with Tax-zine still in da race, that could cause trouble for da Queen, and da rest of Grand Master Vic's Democratic ticket.

And, by da way, this election also holds a serious problem for someone not running this year in Manalapan. Who is that person, and why will they be "exposed?" Stay tuned for da next daTruthSquad.

If you said Bozo da Corzine, you'd be fooling yourself because he's run New Jersey much like Enron was run, and he's done about as much to help this state's finances as McGreevey did for heterosexuality.

If you said da fat lady at da Circus, yor pick was da very same da Trenton politicians would want you to choose, because they're living in a circus thinking there's nothing wrong with a state that quadruple-dips, judges running amock, rampant corruption it would take 50 Chris Christies to just put a dent in, and folks on the local level who care only about themselves and nothing about da people they serve.

If you said Manalapan's Queen, considering she's never voted against a tax increase, and in 2005 stood on a soapbox in town hall and demanded da town raise taxes rather then lower them, da follower of "Corzine-omics" wouldn't know a budget cut or tax decrease if she ate it or fell over it.

If you said Christie, you'd be close, but even he hasn't spoken in such strong and true terms as da real person who said it.

It was Newark Mayor Cory Booker - and he's 10,000% right!

It's already been made clear that about 10% of next year's state budget - $3 billion, will solely go for salaries & wages!

Now, what about the local level?

Manalapan residents, thanks to da budget geniuses of "Hear no Evil, See no Evil & Looking Evil," also known as da Gang of Three, were da architects of two unheard of double-digit municipal tax increases of over 42% - just in da past 2 years! Now, already facing a 7-figure budget deficit thanks to da way da then-Queen mayor ran Manalapan, da town is probably again looking at another double-digit tax hike!

DaTruthSquad's embedded Town Hall sources say da tax increase facing da peasants of Manalapan could be as low as 13%, and as high as 27%. While other town are considering cutting staff, and even cutting back to 4-day weeks and ordering town hall staff to take as much as a 20% salary cut, da Queen, who will introduce da budget in da coming weeks, said in a newspaper that she's looking at lowering telephone costs!

Gee, whiz, we're all sure that will lower tax bills.

DaTruthSquad's embedded sources also hear a huge tax increase would also be something da Queen can use in her election campaign to Trenton, saying "She can fix & stop" tax increases like this if she's elected. So, a record tax increase would actually be something good for her campaign -- and FYI - she's da one introducing da budget!

DaTruth is, a guy like Mayor Booker has a clue and knows what his town and da state is facing. Bozo da Corzine has done nothing to make da state financial picture better. Manalapan's Gang of Three are da 3 biggest tax hikers in Manalapan history! And, da Queen wants to take her Corzine-omics to Trenton!!

Da shame of it all is da Mayor of Marlboro, who wants to go to a 4-day week and cut salaries & jobs gets it, and that means his residents will get less of a financial tax jolt. Folks in Newark are lucky to have someone like Cory Booker, who knows what is best for his people he serves and da state.

Da real shame for da people of Manalapan is their tax rate is about to explode, and da Gang of Three will be sticking a vacuum nozzle into your back pockets and suck your dollars out faster than da Queen could deny "Because I Hate Italians."Look for da Queen to blame George Bush, Republicans, da Mosked Man, da economy, da greed of Wall Street, daTruthSquad, and anything else that moves -- except for da people who truly deserve da blame --- those who continue to tax and spend on Fields of Nightmares (7-figures), Mosked Man & other Lawsuits to Nowhere (6-figures at least), Land You Can't Build On (7-figures), and other boondoggles at taxpayer expense that cost but have so far shown no return to taxpayers.

Look around, ye peasants. My TruthTellers in da north end of town report Gordon's Corner Plaza has 1/3 of its stores empty. Yorktowne has stores empty. We in da southern end of town have no business base here, so we export our money to Freehold to support lowering their taxes. With no money coming in from Trenton, and no business tax base, guess where 80-90% of da money to run Manalapan's bloated government comes from?

YOU!!!!!!!!!

DaTruth is, folks in Manalapan are having a tough time economically. It's about to get a lot worse when da Queen lowers her budget-boom on everyone.

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1/20/2010 A daTruthSquad Update

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

Sad news - we regret to inform our readers of the passing of a great Township Administrator. Alayne Shepler has passed away at the young age of 68. A township administrator's township administrator, Shepler served in managerial positions in Neptune, Old Bridge, Marlboro and Manalapan with honor and dignity - and never pursued a lawsuit that wasn't just and true. Alayne - you will be missed!

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Hold on to your subpoenas -- it's happening again!

In Bordentown, New Jersey, Mayor James E. Lynch, Jr. has pushed through a resolution to condemn a website he doesn't like and demand the town shut down a blogger - AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE!!!!

LYNCH TOLD A NEWSPAPER - "We’re going to involve every agency we can in shutting this website down.”

We agree with the blog administrator that hateful forms of messages have no place in the conversations taking place here, and due to the vile nature of some of the comments those will not be posted for the safety of our readers. While we respect and honor the First Amendment, messages of hate can and will be excluded from this blog.

There has been chatter on our message board and others by some of our TruthTellers who want to place "DaTruthSquad" signs around Manalapan. DaTruthSquad respectfully suggests that nobody partake in that endeavor. Already, there are some who have littered the landscape doing just that for what has been described as a small and insignificant propogana website. DaTruthSquad believes that littering and "Hate Websites" is wrong, and da quality of Manalapan or any town is lowered by such signs and cheap forms of illegitimate advertising. Please leave signs like that to promote garage sales, and spend your money in better ways, and thank you for reading this blog and your continued support.

FYI: Congratulations are in order. It appears that since messages have been disappearing on NJ.com, this website has gained even more in popularity. Well over 5,000 viewers have come to this site in the last month alone, and trends show in the last 2 weeks the daily average has been increasing. The thanks for that go to our intelligent and caring readers, who want to know the real truth about what is happening in Manalapan. Thank you all again for your continued support. It shows those who desire to take away your liberties, replace the facts with propoganda, and support reckless spending of your tax dollars cannot stop "daTruth" from being exposed in Manalapan.

DaTruthSquad has been tipped off about news regarding da Chief Brown lawsuit, and another potential lawsuit set to hit Manalapan politicians. More details to be released soon!

Bad news, TruthTellers - an award winning "reporter" is "reporting" no more. It is with a heavy heart and not much surprise that popular reporter and multiple BaconHead Award winner Kathy Barratta is no longer employed in da newsroom at da Snoozepaper. We're all sure that with her amazing reporting background, there must be a Third-World monthly newspaper, Military Junta government propoganda machine, or dictator regime she can easily find work for. DatruthSquad wishes her well in her new endeavors - and in the future - no more "Nervous" editors!

2008 was a very interesting year to say the least. This blog ended 2007 with a victory in what has now become a landmark First Amendment decision - thanks to the fantastic work of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. In 2008, readership of this blog tripled to 59,993 unique visitors! Needless to say, this blog has become a choice for readers - due to our readers desire to seek "DaTruth" where they cannot find it in other media locations. Thanks to all of the TruthTellers and readers of this blog, for your trust, for your truth, and for helping daTruthSquad uncover political corruption wherever it may try to hide. This blog will continue where we all left off in 2008, and remain a force for daTruth, justice, and a better way of life.

CONGRATULATIONS TO NBC NEWS! At the 2nd McCain - Obama debate, their post-debate analysis included what they called "The Truth Squad!" You know what they say about "immitation...."

It is with a profound sadness that daTruthSquad reports the death of an American hero, Sgt. Coleman S. Bean. Bean, although suffering from post-traumtic stress syndrome still returned for a 2nd tour of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. Bean, who reportedly commited suicide was the son of Snoozepaper editor Greg Bean. Although this blog and the Snoozer editor don't always see eye to eye, this blog sends its most heartfelt wishes to Bean & his family at this most difficult time. While Sgt. Coleman Bean will not be listed among the casualties of the Iraq War, since he was not deployed at the time of his death, he is and should be considered an American hero for his steadfast honor and commitment to protecting this nation, and to this blog, Sgt. Coleman Bean is indeed a casualty of war. DaTruthSquad honors his memory, and sends condolences to the Bean family.

Congratulations are in order - - as readership of daTruthSquad has been INCREASING! According to tracking, readership has increased 18% from the same time last month!! It seems the rumor of this blog "sliding into irrelevence" as one poster claimed is greatly exaggerated - and daTruthSquad still averages about 5,000 visitors a month!!!

DaTruth about da recent DRUG BUST in Manalapan. There has been much said about da Manalapan Police and their role in da major DEA drug bust at da Manalapan Mega-Mansion. DaTruth is, according to sources Manalapan Police were WELL AWARE of what was happening in their town, but da CASE & DA ARREST WAS NOT THEIRS TO MAKE. Da drug ring had a house and base in Manalapan, but their distribution and scope was worldwide, meaning da DEA had full jurisdiction. Da Manalapan Police, along with all agencies in da Federal Operation should be commended for their fine and long-term investigation!

A special "Thank You" from daTruthSquad to all the TruthTellers who read this blog - This blog continues to generate record numbers of page views - averaging well over 6,000 per month between November-April! Readership of this blog has never been better - and it's all thanks to YOU!

A Note About Comments: Freedom of Speech is paramount, but civility is important. DaTruthSquad encourages healthy debate about all issues. As an example, when Manalapan spent TAXPAYER money to take daTruthSquad to court in a First Amendment case, the Manalapan Legal Dream Team wore very impressive suits and looked quite lawyer-like. However, while their briefcases held many files, they apparently were a little light on evidense, which is an important element to any case or point being made whether it is in front of a judge or in the court of public opinion.

1. Thanks to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the right of Free Speech is now alive and well again! The subpoenas brazenly sent by the politicians of Manalapan against daTruthSquad have been quashed by Monmouth Superior Court Judge Terence Flynn. The hard work of the EFF and attorneys Matthew Zimmerman and Frank Corrado will never be forgotten by daTruthSquad, and their hard work & dedication should not be forgotten by you!

5/06/2008 - - DaTruthSquad BREAKING NEWS!

At a recent Manalapan Township meeting, a special vote was taken to oppose the closing of the NJ State Police barracks in Wall. 4 Committeepeople voted to pass the call in opposition to kicking the State Police out of Wall. One Manalapan Township Committeeman, however, when da vote came to his turn apparently turned his back on da police and voted against keeping da State Police in Wall.Who was da holdout lone-vote not to support keeping da State Police in Wall?

YOU WON'T READ THIS IN DA LOCAL SNOOZEPAPER. Da name of that Committeeman is Andy Lucas!

Any Truthteller will tell you that you never shout "He's guilty" in a crowded political room because da police will run out of handcuffs dragging out those who have supposedly violated da law.
DaTruth cannot be hidden or manipulated as some would try to do. That is why daTruthSquad continue to seek out daTruth and present it so it cannot be hidden in da crevases that would attempt to tuck it away.