Lesli's This & That

Goat Books

Finewool and Clippings

The ranch foreman lost track of his wife at the stock show and approached a very beautiful woman he saw nearby and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in at the fairgrounds. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” the woman asked.
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, like magic my wife appears out of nowhere.”