Some Idiot Decides To Give Bristol Palin Her Own TV Show

PRANCING politician offspring, Bristol Palin, is to get her own reality television show in the United States of America. That’s right. That bizarre collection of country-sized states are seemingly hell-bent on making a star of the loinular-produce of one of the most spectacularly dim politicians to ever walk the Earth.

While Sarah Palin is staring at an Atlas and still not quite getting the whole ‘Africa is a continent’ thing and going out shooting elk through the face, despite having access to perfectly good food stores, the TV viewing public will be able to tune in to a show on US cable channel Bio, which will presumably feature Bristol staring into the middle distance and trying to remember to breathe in, and out, in, and out.

This show will follow Bristol, who is a single mum (and thereby, absolute murder for a God-fearing Christian family), as she moves away from Alaska to Los Angeles. Her child is called Tripp and no-one seems to have pointed out that it is actually a very funny and daft name.

We’ll also get to see Bristol working at a charity (because she’s all heart and not in anyway doing it at her mother’s behest in the hope that it furthers her political aspirations in any way) and of course, moving in with her new beau who is a chap called Kyle Massey.

We can only hope that accidental satirist supreme, Levi Johnston, makes an appearance. If you don’t know who he is, he’s the chap who managed to get Bristol pregnant while out of wedlock, only to make himself an almost immediate enemy of the Palin family, only to then promise to write a humorous, warts-and-all book about how mental Sarah Palin is.