Dear Jen, I was supposed to write a Avengers review tonight. Unfortunately, you started abusing your blog powers to spew falsities, lies, and stupidity, which puts me in the awkward position of having …

Why do we have grass on our lawns? By now, you are probably perplexed. Why on earth would I ask this? “It’s grass! It’s in front of everyone’s lawn. Why, Zack, would you blog about grass when there is …