Or we are just sick of wading through the same first fifty posts of tired old tropes every goddamn time a story sort of sounds like that one movie most people have seen, and idiots act like you'll win a blowjob and the Ultimate Feast from Red Lobster if you're the quickest at GIS and copy/paste

Now there's a coincidence - my friend Access Denied was recently telling me about about how he and his other buddy, Password Required, got in a fight over some girl named Stack Overflow not more than two days ago.

Interesting thought... 'stack overflow' does sound like a large boobs / small bra scenario.