Nef Yoo, if we give you a title, will you stop posting? If yes, I say give it to him now.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

Actually, all the votes are Scott's. He created new accounts to vote multiple times. That's very sad, isn't it?

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

I wanna know who chose the titles without including the truly inspired titles: "Chipmunk musk, hunk of Duluth" or "The Beaver Cleaver" or "The Beaver-retriever" I guess it was pieces o'nine herself??Still, I guess black bart's "Scott what it takes" is pretty good... that's my choice... It's a good job pieces o'nine posted the link to this polling thread, or I'd never have known it existed!I don't think the current favorite "Corrupter of Youth" is really appropriate... it sounds to me more like he's periodically "Corrupted by the (remarkably enterprising) Youth" of Duluth most of the time... albeit willingly corrupted no doubt!

What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! BrahmaAre we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao TsuQuit hassling me, you sicko! JobWhat? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers?Lot Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? MosesWHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA!ShakeYerMuni BuddhaDon’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals!Ol’ J CYou what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan?MohamOh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:I don't like to say, but I'm the mild-mannered alter ego of a guy you may have heard of.

Hong Kong Phooey?

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)