La Poyana was born and grew up in a wood, he got rid of his parents, then he decided to not do anything. La Poyana met the one who taught him the "guitaristic arts", Sig. Gufo (Mr Owl). They played music for years and often did drugs. La Poyana met Mr. Nuvola (Mr Cloud), that taught him how to be a predictor and how to have a regular bowel movement. Mr. Nuvola knew a lot of people, shady people, which lived on the top of a mountain. They started a live tour around that mountain, from which they lost themselves, for ever. La poyana knew extreme sex and learnt haute cuisine; after a three years' nonstop live tour, Mr. Gufo mysteriously disappeared. Mr. Nuvola moved an unknown island, where he learnt how to clean himself without help. La Poyana decided to seek Sig. Gufo, who stole his secret diary; nobody has had any news about him since then... To be continued