Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

Really wanna go there?
What's more badass than a bunch of hot, tattooed and pierced women skating around in fishnets beating the shit out of each other? ;D
But, in all seriousness, roller derby is a high contact sport. I play and three girls are currently sitting out from our team. One is for a small crack in her skull, another is for a torn ACL and the third has a leg broken in two places.
Lots of people get hurt, but it's a hell of a sport to watch and play.

yeah roller derby is pretty hardcore. its up there with other hardcore sports such as boxing koalas, extreme goldfish baiting, and the always dangerous sumo suit pillow fighting. according to stats, over 200 people this year alone have died from laughter over the latter