Whats your favourite and funniest joke? Send in jokes you may have heard, read or even...made up (DON'T LIE!)

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I personaly like all the blonde jokes people come up with these days...reason being, most of my friends are blonde and like to tell the jokes infront of them and see how many hit me...which is like one out of every ten because the other nine don't get the joke. What sort of jokes do you like? Post in your thoughts!!!

As for blonde jokes , here's one : A blonde dyes her hair black to look more intelligent . Passing by a farm she meets a farmer that has some trouble counting his sheep . She bets the farmer that if she guesses how many sheep the farmer has , she would get a sheep of her choice . The farmer agrees . She says "...375..." . The farmer says "WOW ... thats right ... " . As she was ready to leave , the farmer says "If i guess your natural hair coulor , will you give me my dog back ?" .