Right then...I need to get me a 43 year old bloke. With his own teeth. A full head of hair. No kids. No crazy ex wife hiding in the loft. No weird fetishes. Must be able to eat salad and cheese. And to be able to use cutlery in the right order. :))

I managed 5 out of 8. As we're both Goldfrapp fans that's 6 out of 9 ! :P

it was the fetishes that let you down, right Micky?

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

Wow, I'm well out of synch on this topic ! Has something happened to how comments appear when you post them on the forum and the order they appear ? Genuine apologies to Juventus for jumping to conclusions on your post. Anyone who reads all my previous comments will see having a strop or stirring things up is not my style at all. I should have got clarification before making assumptions. Once again please accept my profuse apology Juventus. Embarrassed Mike