I don’t wear Official Beer Gloves because my hands get cold gripping frosty brewskies around the campfire. Do they help? Yes. But, all the obvious aside, I wear Official Beer Gloves because I like to have fun. Something special happens when you slide your digits into one of these protective party pals. It’s like getting every at bat in the game where you’re about to break the all-time hits record. And, that’s awesome. So, grab a beer. It’s time to drink. You’re on deck … again. Don’t strikeout.

Official Beer Gloves were put on this earth for people who like to have a good time. So, if you like to have a good time, get some Official Beer Gloves and make sure everyone around you knows you’re ready to party. If you don’t like to have a good time, get some Official Beer Gloves anyway. At least then you won’t look like a complete stick in the mud.

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Is it ironic that a blog about beer be called the BUZZ? Of course, not. It’s not even clever. It’s just the only thing I could think of. But, this is where I place commentary on the beer industry, idiots who drink too much beer, fun people who drink just the right amount of beer, and sometimes, even beer itself.

Your pectorals would look pretty awesome in one of our shirts. Yours too, Missy... not that I was looking.
We're getting ready to set up a Threadless shop, so get ready to get excited. You're going to look great (when you buy one)!

BEERS STAY COLD. HANDS STAY WARM. FUN ENSUES.

(DON’T ASK HOW. IT’S SCIENTIFIC)

At the Official Beer Glove research and development center, I am often asked: “So, how’s this thing supposed to work?”

To those people, I say: “Come on, they’re gloves. How the !#%& do you think they work? You put your hand into the open end and grab a beer. We may be perfecting the relationships between warm hands and cold beer, but we did not invent the glove concept. Alexander Graham Mitten did. So please, grab me a beer, too. Because if you keep asking these stupid, !#%&-ing questions, I’m going to need to drink a lot faster.”

NO PARTY ANIMALS HAVE BEEN HARMED AS PART OF OUR RIGOROUS TESTING PROCEDURES.