If you're a minority you can sit in class with beautiful women in a lecture hall. By then they've usually stopped telling boys how ugly they are like in grade 3. Who your friends and enemies in grade 3 really were is largely forgotten.

I keep asking people on Reddit if Will Smith, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Charlie Sheen met in a grade 1 class is it possible for them to become best friends, hanging around with each other for 3 hours a day for the rest of elementary school. Many believe so.

After all of the homophobia AIDS created teens and people in their 20s reverted back into childhood in order to turn society gay.

Darkening the population, every boy in elementary school wanted to be friends with this kid...

By grade 2 and 3 he would be more popular than good-looking blond boys because he fits in too well with these boys to play with girls...

Misfits play with girls in grades 1 to 3. Going to school with minorities gives them more of an opportunity to. Playing with girls doesn't turn boys gay: It stigmatized them. Without any normal friends they end up at a Lady Gaga concert by high school.

Some teachers at my high school found it funny; Others weren't happy with what they were doing.

The best-looking black football player at my school was friends with...

And...

Jeremy D. who shot himself in front of his grade 10 class when rap music suddenly went mainstream in 1991.

I'm the same age as Jeremy. When I was in high school I didn't know who the valedictorian was until he was in my class in the last term of grade 13: He was fat, covered with boils, with brown hair and green eyes. Inarticulate and temperamental, he had joined the Ontario Liberal Party because he was an Ontario separatist.

All of the girls in a grade 3 class want the boy with brown hair, green eyes, and freckles dead at one point or another. That's true about all of the other boys that don't fit in. They still gave them Valentine's Day cards, though. Sometimes.

If you're a minority you can go to college and meet a guy who looks like this...

In grade 3 he'd only hang around with minorities if he was the only white kid with black hair and eyes in class and most of the other kids were blond.

I went to school with Asians. Multiculturalism is so bad going to school with Asians turned the two boys in class that look like Charlie Sheen white. Then, later on, South Asian guys felt that they were genetically related to them and white guys with dark complexions were only interested in figuring out that other white guys were gay.

Everything happened on a subconscious level. If you're a man or woman you thought that 500 people were gay growing up.

Minorities were attracted to good-looking white kids.

Somebody colourized Jeremy D's pic to make him look like this...

The Asians that I went to school with wanted to play with kids that looked like this who were from wealthier families. Instead they got more interaction with...

For a while they were happy playing with white kids that didn't fit in but got sick and tired of them and went back to hanging around with other Asians.

Beginning in the 2000s I'd see redheads in the news 3 or 4 times a year. With the ginger jokes people had almost forgotten that boys that look like this existed (black hair/freckles).

Boys who looked like that got made fun of by girls. In grade 3 he'd follow normal looking boys around...

Some people rode a high in the 1990s

They'd make fun of him to get him to leave. By grade 5 they liked him because people like to be envied.

By high school many girls had contempt for the boys that they had liked in grade 3...

Seeing them as vain.

Boys were uptight and self-conscious. At the age of 12 or 15 nobody showered after gym class: Minorities had paid more attention to the white kids and the white kids didn't pay much attention to them.

And they overestimated how many friends they had. On average boys have 2 or 3 friends when they're in junior high school.

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In 1989 the teachers at Cameron Heights in Kitchener, Ontario, went to a PD meeting. At the same time that communism was falling apart i...

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The movie, 'Schindler's List,' was timed to come out when the people who went to high school in the 1970s were teaching school. The generation that sat in all white classes and gave the world, 'Love Boat,' 'Three's Company,' 'Hotel New Hampshire,' and the disease AIDS, had become teachers. Fuck you, Warren Kinsella. Fuck you.