Wednesday, July 30, 2008

British Gas have just increased their prices for gas and electricity. You will search long and hard on their website to find the details - rather coyly under FAQ's "Why are prices going up" they reply

As you may have seen in the news recently, world oil and gas prices have been reaching record highs - this is an issue facing all energy suppliers. This means the cost of energy we buy for you has been going up and will probably continue to rise. In fact, in the last six months wholesale energy prices have increased by more than 60%. Unfortunately, as a result of this, we have to increase our prices.

So, for a home with average usage, electricity prices have risen on average by 9% and gas on average by 35%. We understand that these rising prices come at a very difficult time for everyone and we're sorry we haven't been able to delay these rises any longer.

Those 10m customers who just take gas from the company will see their bills rocket 35pc, while the 6m paying for electricity will be hit with a 9pc increase. Of its total 16m customers, the 5m who take dual fuel will see bills rise by 25pc.

Emma also has this handy little graphic to help explain where all your money goes - Be of good cheer thou worthy and honest consumer - OFGEM meeting with Chancellor January 18th 2008 - MARKET IS SOUND – OFGEM ASSURES CHANCELLOR "In their meeting today (Tuesday) with the Chancellor, Alistair Darling, Ofgem Chairman Sir John Mogg and Chief Executive Alistair Buchanan confirmed that Britain’s competitive marketin energy is working". So the sudden rush of price rises by all the major suppliers inadvance of the September review from OFGEM is mere synchronicity.... as Loudon Wainwright III has expressed neatly in a song ..

Little did I know, though I probably should have guessedBy the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressedYou actually seemed to like me and so naturally I presumedYou were after that thing, it’s the one thing, it’s assumed

So I wined and dined you, hey, I love that kind of stuffAnd we blabbed about our backgrounds, how family life is roughWe spoke of what we dreamed of, what we thought of, what we didMidway through the second bottle I admitted I had kids

But nothing seemed to throw you though I know you better nowAt the time my minor crime was figuring out howTo get you in my hotel room unclothed and in my bedAnd proceed with the unspeakable, it’s better left unsaid

We went to see a friend of yours and watch me on TVSheer coincidence you said, synchronicityA full moon on a Friday night, the thirteenth of JulyA man and two women in a room and on the screen the guy

Your friend, she liked me on the show, yeah she was snowed for sureHer body language got obscene, her demeanor less than pureYou started venting something wearing spleen upon your sleeveYou got sort of nervous, kind of anxious, had to leave

You told me on the freeway that you didn’t sleep with menI put two and two together…and I asked about your friendIt turns out she and though she loved my showShe too preferred the fairer sex—I absorbed the blow

It turns out that you did like men but didn’t like their thingsThat hang down and all the hang-ups being with them always bringsMy brother is so practical; this is what he said:“You should have asked if it was cool to watch them both in bed”