Wouldn't think of trying to get Byron to move. Instead, I would rather move to Townsend.

...just for kicks and giggles I searched Townsend real estate for sale the other day....looks like they'll be no chance I could ever afford to own a house there anyhow...I would imagine the old time property owners are either ticked or tickled Dolly made their neighboring town famous......I'll keep hold in the foothills of NC until my ship comes in.