Penis Peppers Are All The Rage In Barcelona, Because Why Not?

In recent years, the local government in Barcelona put restrictions on merchants” ability to sell tourists trinkets and other mindless goods along the pedestrian mall of La Rambla. (Un)fortunately, what retailers came up with in response redefines the definition of “innovative.”

The new merchandise sold along La Rambla not only falls under the government sales requirement of “flowers” in the area, but it”s selling better than any of the items they previously sold. See what creative new products are sold on La Rambla below, and learn exactly why officials are blushing at the sight of the new merch.

Locals took ordinary peppers and grew them in a way that resembles male genitalia.

They”ve also worked up a way to reproduce melons with erect nipples and vulva-shaped flowers.

You can even buy seeds to plant your own lewd vegetables at home. See for yourself!

(via Death and Taxes)

If these don”t put a new spin on bachelorette parties, I don”t know what will. I also can”t imagine entire gardens of these peppers and melons, but I”m sure they exist somewhere.