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So today I must plead my innocents after being rudely accused of kicking police officers (which I did not!)

On the contrary, I was grabbed, handcuffed, placed inside a paddy wagon and THEN capsicum sprayed.

I have a Statutory Declaration signed by a witness testifying to the fact that I did not kick anybody. And I am serving a Form 34B Subpoena on prosecution today demanding that the police provide their Body Worn Camera footage in order to acquit myself of these false
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So for the last few weeks ive been working up to getting back into a lucid dreaming state with some set goals in mind of what I wanted to achieve.

The goals were simple, I wanted to drink a glass of dream water. And I wanted to look up and observe the sun.

After a few - couple of weeks or so I found myself typing into my phone looking for free opals on gumtree. But every-time I typed the letters into the search box, they would disappear from the screen. I was dreaming!
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So I've been volunteering my time managing a furniture store to raise money for the childrens sports centre here in Coober Pedy.

Since im (fingers crossed) going to be starting this new mining job I had to leave which gave me the great opportunity to tell the Big Boss today that I would no longer be making him any money in exchange for sweet F all.

I opened with "congratulations John, you've been promoted to store manager. I'm leaving next week."
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So the ride through social welfare lane has run its course. It was a sweet ride while it lasted, beautiful views with plenty of tourist attractions. However, now that I've been put forward for a job, that I am obligated to take, I have no choice now but to say goodbye to free money forever, and commit to a life of servitude.

You see, in Australia, the gravy boat has been... well.... running out of gravy. The laws surrounding our sweet as fuck social security have been tightening,
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