We're not sure if it's MVPuppet approved, but the Nike SFB Boot ($100) is bound to satisfy the average outdoor enthusiast. Taking at least a little inspiration from military footwear, the SFB sports a fairly plain-G.I.-Jane khaki on khaki colorway, with comfort features like a breathable textile upper, mesh on the tongue for improved ventilation, a rubber outsole with "Waffle lugs" for added traction, flex grooves to handle changing terrain, and a padded sockliner for cushioning and support. [Thanks, Ryan]