Smooth Black Guy or Creepy White Dude?

There are two distinct types of people at your school, the smooth black guy and the creepy white dude. It may seem like they don't have anything in common, but when it comes down to it the differences are subtle, yet uncanny!

Smooth Black Guy :: Creepy White Dude

is the guy "friend" to all the girls, especially hot blonde white girls with huge tits

tries to be the guy friend to all the girls, but is taken as a creepy white dude looking to rape the hot blonde girls with huge tits

feels confident in talking to any lady, of any race and any religion

feels confident in making obscene passes at Asian girls, who he's had a sick fetish for since Final Fantasy

lives in a smokin' hot bachelor pad off-campus

lives in an underground lair where he is heralded as "the rat king"" aka his R.A. single bedroom on campus

has a deep, tender loving voice that commands respect and makes you ooze on the spot

has a cracking, prepubescent screech that emits from his mouth in what can only be used to call small rodents to his underground lair

scopes out the chicks in classy sunglasses wherever he goes

scopes out the chicks using highly powerful binoculars bought on eBay

makes sweet love to the ladies

rapes his stuffed Elmo

has sex for hours on end in an orgy of gorgeous women" Asian, African, and Caucasian

prematurely ejaculates into his Sesame Street collection of Big Bird, Snuffulupagus, and Elmo" then moves on to his sister's 3-foot-tall My Size Barbie doll

gives a lady a sensual foot massage in what will inevitably lead to passionate lovemaking