“Chick-Fil-A Wet Dreams”:Vegan Rappers

So, it is Wednesday which means I am somewhere on the Internet procrastinating my responsibilities BUT I came across quite the hilarity:

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame making vegan blueberry muffins. Yes, VEGAN. The Waka Flocka that made this video that many of us bumped to in college:

IS A GRASS CHEWING VEGAN
Now, you rarely see rappers let alone black people talk about being vegan. Vegetarian? Yes. Pescatarian? Yes. Vegan? NOPE. We are obviously excluding Beyoncé on this considering she isn’t a normal plebian of a human.

With it being Lent season and all I completely understand the crazy withdrawals you get from not eating cheese, chicken, eggs and pork considering I gave up these things for Lent. I have been cheating though, Lord, forgive me! They described cravings for burgers and Chick-Fil-A and boy, I feel them. There is nothing like comfort or hangover food laden with animal products. Their taste (erm…fat) just tastes…better…better for lips but not better for the hips.