AuthorTopic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles (Read 91088 times)

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Seven dwarves stood before KŻbuk, the general of The Sacrificial Sword. They had been dragged to his office from the dungeons of Bodicereleased, where they had been previously imprisioned for several charges, including, but not limited to, stealing socks, starting a tavern brawl, aiding philosophers and consorting with kobolds.

For most prisioners, being summoned by KŻbuk was a death sentence, and for these dwarves, it'd be no different.

"Listen up, you criminal scum! His magnificence, King Ōngiz, has declared that you are to go to the area known as The Brutal Tundras of Gristle, and dig a "fortress" for yourselves there. More of your filthy criminal friends will be sent each year, until no more criminals taint the glory of The Sacrificial Sword. You'll be given a wagon and supplies to ensure you get there. If you have questions or complaints, I don't want to hear them. Now, get moving!"

Without any choice or opportunity to complain, the dwarves were escorted to the already prepared wagon and sent on their way, without any idea of the hell-hole they were being sent to.

Reserving a dorf and turn for the next one. Spishaban, preferably sheriff and de facto animal trainer (assuming we'll be playing on DF2012 with the improved training). No skill preference, although fighting experience would be lovely.

I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

I haven't been here in a while, and I'm still catching up on the "latest" developments (still 25 pages to go), but I'm skipping ahead to claim my position in the next fort as well. I'd like a turn and a dwarf please.

Strategia - Cheesemaker/Militia - Prophet of Cheese

While I'm at it, here's Lord "Kar Puwuncobi" Slowpoke and Silverlock's as well.