Was It A Winner?

I guess Ronald D. Wittenberg will never know because he was trying to scratch it off while walking down train tracks and…scratch scratch scratch…he never heard the horn blowing…scratch scratch scratch…from the train…scratch scratch scratch…as it blew for 45 seconds straight…scratch scratch scratch…as it came up from behind him…scratch scratch scratch…and got him!

They never mention whether the ticket was a winner. All we know is he doesn’t get to play again.

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