Time Capsule memorial.

It’s a pretty funny website, unless you bought one, and then it sucks ass. I have a Time Machine from Apple that was a combination wireless router and backup machine. It worked great, doing incremental backups in the background.

Until it failed. That’s what they do. They fail. Now it’s a brick.

It’s a “known issue,” as we call it at work. It happens about 17 months in, so it’s long past your warranty. It makes a fine doorstop.