Freebsd Fortunes 5

Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.

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Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't the remotest
knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Earnest"

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...relaxed in the manner of a man who
has no need to put up a front of any kind.
-- John Ball, "Mark One: the Dummy"

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Reliable source, n:
The guy you just met.

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Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
-- Anatole France

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Religion is a crutch, but that's okay... humanity is a cripple.

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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
-- Napoleon

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Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.

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Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our
extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.
-- John Hunt, British editor, scholar and art critic
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"