“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Maria Robinson

Thursday, December 31, 2009

A Tip of the Hat to YOU, Ms. Handler

As most of you may know, I am a HUGE fan of Chelsea Handler. I would like to end this year with a Chelsea blog. It's actually word for word her blog. I don't think I could have said it better myself, so here it goes.

I hope you're drinking lots of Belvedere and trying to make out with strangers. Hopefully none of you are wearing those stupid top hats or blowing those annoying noisemaker things. Try to control yourselves.

I am at an undisclosed location, and am considering telling the people sitting next to me to stop making their New Year's resolutions. If you make resolutions, you're just setting yourself up to fail. I haven't seen one person do something they resolved to accomplish on New Year's, except get really drunk.

2010 is not going to be that much different than 2009. If you're in the middle of getting a tattoo that suggests otherwise, stop now. You look like an asshole.

I, for one, think it's best to just assume you won't accomplish anything next year. Then if you do manage to climb a waterfall or sign up for a pottery class, everybody will be incredibly surprised, including you.

I hope everyone has a Fantastic New Years Eve. Please be Safe. NO drinking and driving, as fun as that may seem at 2 am, it's NOT! I wish you all (all 5 of you) a HAPPY NEW YEAR!