Supposedly hailing from the files of his former press agent, Max Liebman, the witty 1965 typewritten document details 30-year-old Allen's impressive career thus far, which at the time already included numerous TV writing gigs, stand-up performances, and one movie script: the 1965 comedy "What's New Pussycat."

It also expresses his determination to write, direct, and star in his own work: "I am not interested in writing any movies that I would not be in heavily (star or co-star in, is what I mean) and would not do adaptations for anyone in any medium because I am only interested in writing originals under any conditions," he states. The following year, Allen would co-direct his first movie, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" -- and as we all know, he never looked back.

Other humorous tidbits include his admission that he plays "several musical instruments, all horribly"; prefers girls who are "pretty, funny, bright, neurotic, and like Hershey Bars"; gives his parents money so they'll leave him alone; and was "thrown out" of both NYU and City College of New York "for poor student."

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