December 9 – Party Prompt: Party. What social gathering rocked your socks off in 2010? Describe the people, music, food, drink, clothes, shenanigans.

Those of you who know me in person know that I love to host parties. Dinner parties, holiday parties, whatever. I’ve had a secret santa party called HSSP (Heather’s Secret Santa Party) every year for the last 7 years. It’s a Christmas tradition that started with my high school friends and grew to include so many more amazing people. I also have epic birthday parties, because I think my birthday is a big deal.

This year, the best party I had was one I threw with my friend Jes when I got back from England. It was a Fantasia party.

For those of you who don’t know what a Fantasia party is, it’s basically a tubberware party but with sex toys.

Totally my thing.

A record number of people showed up and we listened to the hilarious presentation by the Fantasia lady. We were all laughing and blushing and making fun of each other. And in the end, Jes and I got to split 10% of what everyone else spent to get stuff of our own! Because there were almost 20 people there, we walked away with a lot of free and awesome things. Also, we made penis cookies:

Me: We need to decide on profile or bird’s eye view penises. Just sayin’.

Jes: I’m thinking birds eye view. What were you thinking?

Me: I’m really more comfortable with the bird’s eye view than the profile. It’s more natural for me.

Jes: I thought so. And it will be a much easier shape to bite…if you’re into that. I know some people will just take them whole.