Greetings good readers! [insert sound of crickets chirping here] Okay, I deserve that. I have to admit I haven’t written in a long time. Four years give or take a post. Yet, here I am sitting in a coffee shop for the first time in years and the first thing I wanted to do was write something snarky, or funny, or smart, or all of the above. How the hell are you? Good I hope! You see, for the last four years I’ve been a Mom,...