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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Ever tried to related IT personnel to anything else? Here is an attempt.

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby

Them crazy people

Gothenburg wildcats

Tranquil memory

On top of the world

Them visitors

Bake more cookies!

Wilderness makes you wonder!

Gothenburg Peeps

Party central

Confessionals

Are you reading this by accident? Anyway, since you are here, let me introduce to my right hand.
BAM!
You did not see that coming; now, did you? Anyway, do not ever mess with someone who manages IT. We are the biggest messers in the whole world. If you decide to mess with us, the messees will become the messers.
If that made sense,
1) You are a blue cat
2) There is a bird on your window
3) You are incredibly smart. !1.