tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-174628812009-12-30T20:46:31.860-05:00WIZZNUTZZJamesnoreply@blogger.comBlogger354125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-30514248607426923842009-12-30T20:29:00.002-05:002009-12-30T20:46:31.875-05:00Del mixtape for JavaleA Del the Funky Homosapian mixtape for Big Daddy Wookie, the Vale of Cashmere hisself -- JAVALE MCGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! He thought we was rappin in the final video below, so we sed NAW KID NAH, and hadda set the sun back on course, SON!!!!Del is a cousin of Ice Cube & leader of Hieroglyphics crew & member of Deltron 3030 & Gorillaz & other P-Funk sampling projects. He might also be an astronaut & WizzNutzzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06659965123140920939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-14777298043712603662009-12-18T11:47:00.011-05:002009-12-18T12:58:11.232-05:00Wizznutzz reveal NEW MISTRESSES linked to TIGER WOODS!EXCLUSIVE!!!Carrie Prejean Word is Tiger had a 3 week fling with Prejean in 2005, after she placed in the Miss California Teen USA pageant. She fell hard for Woods. Soon after they began dating she listed "Opening an outreach ministry in Calbanasia" as her Life's Dream on her pageant profile. The relationship broke up quickly, when Wood's Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-20239448580225166512009-11-18T13:11:00.003-05:002009-11-18T13:36:13.249-05:00We know its been quiet around these parts. But we had a busy summer OK. Our intern AUgust Strindberg got detained in europe when he tried to sell a sexually explict, blackmarket snuff film to undercover police posing as melancholy swedish perverts. Its OK he was released a few hours later when authorities studied the tape and concluded it was actually a homemade compilation of clips of Jim Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-36141823409335739492009-11-03T16:08:00.004-05:002009-11-03T16:22:29.958-05:00twitter.com/wzzntzz new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 4, interval: 6000, width: 250, height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#333333', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#FFFFFF', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: WizzNutzzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06659965123140920939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-16756494853126216222009-10-13T22:46:00.009-04:002009-10-14T09:05:40.454-04:00OHRAKPOHNo those arent the new black teletubbies, thats Brian Orakpo the rookie Defensive End for the washington redskins!!!And we got his shirt in the mothering hut!Hey no one else made a damn shirt. You gotta get this shirt cause really what else are you gonna wear to the Redskins game, your D'Anthony Batiste limited edition Breast Cancer Awareness road jersey?Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-30700007026294156372009-10-11T23:02:00.005-04:002009-10-12T09:18:55.871-04:00WIZZNUTZZ PRESEASON REPORT PART ONE!"Flip Saunders brought in hypnotist John-Ivan Palmer, "the World's Fastest and Funniest Hypnotist" for some team building. Palmer called up members of the Wizards onto the stage at the team hotel, and among the players that fell under his spell were Nick Young and Mike James... According to multiple Wizards, Nick Young was the most entertaining, galloping Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-9033298568798079832009-08-27T18:52:00.001-04:002009-08-27T18:54:59.564-04:00The New Zealand Herald:Former NBA star Awvee Storey signs with Breakers The Breakers have finalised their roster for the coming season, signing former NBA star Awvee Storey to fill the import slot vacated by Dave Thomas...The 32-year-old Chicago native is an athletic 1.98m forward who played his college basketball at Arizona State and has 60 NBA regular season games for the Milwaukee Bucks, Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-1799555815509846142009-08-23T17:35:00.003-04:002009-08-23T17:42:24.154-04:00Ernie Grunfeld got an early jump on his BACK-2-SKOOL shopping this summer!But its not too late for you!THREE SWEET NEW SHIRTS IN the Mothering Hut!ALI, BOMAYE! ZAIRE '74NUTBUSH!THE OFFICIAL MEXICO '70 TEE!We know its been quieter here the last month than a Ramadan brunch, but stay tuned for massive off-season incites!Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-61757896365188301982009-06-24T17:18:00.004-04:002009-06-24T18:45:31.287-04:00HUGE NEWS!!!!Maybe u heard:Wizznutzz R on Twitter!!!!!Follow tha Leader!!!(oh also that franchise changing trade today)Follow us at 7pm tomorrow LIVE TWITTERING the NBA DRAFT!!!!!!We will have Fun-size Incites, we call em "FUNCITES" !!! all night long all night strong!!! all about the draft and the trade and our new BFF RANDY FOYE!!!We are already working on the Randy Foye tshirt, check it out:Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-39962276462575591022009-06-12T19:38:00.011-04:002009-06-12T21:25:09.780-04:00ITS BEEN A LONG TIME I KNOWWe have been holed up in the Mothering Hut preparing for our keynote presentation "Animated GIFS: How To Build Your Geocities Empire One Magical Pixel at a Time" that we will deliver at the sure2Be randy and moist sports blogging convention Saturday night in New York City! Check TMZ for the awesome upskirt photos of Dan Shanoff tomorrow!But while we were away we also Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-81775062777365881212009-05-03T11:47:00.008-04:002009-05-03T12:11:43.817-04:00Every Body Like to use "WORD CLOUDS" these days.What r word clouds? It when u take all the words you say or write or sing and then some creepy person makes a chart showing which ones u say most.We were all over word clouds years ago. Check em out!But because of the new trend we were curious so we made some more. SO First we took all our incites over the years and got:THE WIZZNUTZZ WORD CLOUD:. . Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-28084414027005218422009-05-02T18:05:00.003-04:002009-05-02T18:12:13.962-04:00THE FIRST TAPES ARE ROLLING IN FOR THE WIZZNUTZZ"INTERNS GOT TALENTS" SUMMER TALENT SEARCH AUDITIONS!!!!CONTESTANT #1:"OldChip69"Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-58330589051710896652009-04-27T19:30:00.005-04:002009-04-27T22:26:45.896-04:00But they pulled me out of the sack,And they stuck me together with glue.And then I knew what to do.I made a model of you,A man in black with a Meinkampf lookAnd a love of the rack and the screw.And I said I do, I do.So daddy, I'm finally through.The black telephone's off at the root,The voices just can't worm through.-"Daddy", Sylvia PlathSee I been a loser just about all my lifeType that try Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-20990087739153043862009-04-21T20:18:00.006-04:002009-04-21T20:39:35.186-04:00Next Commecial Dominion for Queen James: Beerwater! Next Commecial Dominion for Queen James: Beerwater!While making the rounds of the Verizon Center dumpsters looking for discarded Papa John's pizza crusts (hey, it's the recession), we came upon this intriguing script for a new LeBron commercial. Though it was covered with Old Bay and grease, it was easy enough to make out the words:[A basketball court, hoop to the right. Queen James enters the Rex Immensae Majestatis Chapmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14767231105426138176noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-83925671749511358042009-04-06T17:56:00.009-04:002009-04-06T18:22:14.633-04:00This week is NBA GREEN WEEK!!!!The death of the earth is trendy issue these days and the NBA has decided to get involved and dedicate this week as a week of responsible Edutainment. They have launched lots of great initiaties. For every point scored this week Chris Bosh will plant a cabbage!But we have obtained a classified memo from the very offices of David Stern listing some green initiatives Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-71579680390839073702009-04-03T16:14:00.001-04:002009-04-03T16:16:24.016-04:00Wizards v Cleveland in April, there is nothing better in NBA basketball.Dont tell me this wasnt a playoff game!!!! This had as much NRG and excitment as any of the playoff battles - just swap Soulja Boy with Didi Conn talking about kids getting scared by hairdryers and its a spit image.Sure each year the Bully gets a few new cherry pickers and coach brown got himself some new lesbians eyeglasses Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-80335303309742906712009-03-27T17:49:00.005-04:002009-03-27T18:07:16.780-04:00"Dumb-ass breeders.. who the hell do you think gave him that name 'Magic Johnson'?"-Wiggernaut 2SOME AWESOME WIZ LINKS THIS WEEK FROM OUR FRIENDS OVER AT BULLETS FOREVER!!!First OFF, MICAHEL RUFFIN IS COLLECTING EXOTIC PETS!When Michael Ruffin learned he had been traded from the Chicago Bulls last month, he and his wife, Mistye, rounded up their four children, packed enough clothes and belongingsJamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-9361150355693495072009-03-25T18:17:00.004-04:002009-03-25T18:30:59.320-04:00Thanks to Washingtonian Magazine for featuring us in their "Best In WHite People 09" Issue!!!!Its a great honor!ALmost as excitng as when they featured us as one of "Wheatons Eligible Bachelors" in 02! Sure it wasnt "most elegible" and there were only 9 of us : the called us "The Nine" - but eligibility was strict that year: no drugs or diseases, no wives, no gang members, no goths and no Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-61426454352294883322009-03-24T18:23:00.002-04:002009-03-24T18:26:50.457-04:00HEEEEEEEES BACK!!!THE RETURN OF THE CRAZY ONE!!Agent Zero to make his return this weekend??? The media getting all testy as it gropes for the scoop like blind men hunting for the hot sausages at a breakfast buffet. Give the man some space!!! when jesus came back you think he had to put the miracles on hold so he could reply to texts from Mike Jones?This is breathless news!!!We r so exited! It hasJamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-68660570590017772652009-03-19T13:12:00.002-04:002009-03-19T13:13:37.120-04:00March Madness is Sweeping the Nation!Everyone has filled out their brackets! Even President Obama!We have our own XCLusive celebrity bracket too!Our very own intern, the Swedish playwright AUGUST STRINDBERG, has got in the spirit and just dropped off his own bracket to wizznutzz HQ!No one knows madness like AUgust!And he has filled out his own very special picks for a Tournie of his own Torments,Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-88276231165227450142009-03-08T19:05:00.002-04:002009-03-08T19:31:59.610-04:00R.I.P. @REALGARYPAYTON!!!Last week in the internet there was a salty sensation that was taken from us way too young!On Monday morning word got around that x-baller and TV talker Gary Payton had taken his swag cyber and had started a twitter account updating his personal movements and aggro-aphorisms in real time. GP and Twitter: never did it seem there had been a man and a technology so perfectlyJamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-55986759653823304802009-03-02T13:17:00.006-05:002009-03-02T14:21:35.796-05:00OBAMA IN THE HOUSE: INCITE SPECTACULAR!!!!As the free world knows by now, POTUS Barack Obama showed up in flesh to see the Wizards thump the Bulls on friday night! Word leaked out Thursday and by game time the whole city was buzzing. It was the worst kept secret since Pervis Ellison knocked up Tina Yothers, (or since Tracy Murray got his false teeth!!!) Now you have probably read on every sports Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-83826643689341421112009-02-25T20:31:00.007-05:002009-02-26T14:19:34.614-05:00HEEEEEE"S BACK!!!!!!"Lorenzo Williams' Stem Cells + Doctor found on Miami Craigslist = FRANCHISE!To celebrate we offer a tribute to Agent Zero and a new Wizznutzz feature:YOUR DAILY BACON HAIKUThere's such a fine lineBetween swagger... and limpingBacon, keeps strut loose.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .POWERED BY BACON HAIKUSHop on below and send us a bacon haiku!Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-87276576238832422472009-02-24T10:26:00.006-05:002009-02-24T10:50:45.929-05:00The NBA trade deadline came and went last week!There was a huge amount of excitement for the fans and the press all week leading up, as the clock ticked down it was a race to see who could imagine the greatest fantasy swaps. If all-star weekend is Black Thanksgiving then Trade week is the NBA's big key party!!! (Its all fun and games until someone goes home with Scott Skiles!!! Damn Skiles he Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17462881.post-11757896224374385522009-02-16T21:57:00.011-05:002009-02-17T09:52:15.585-05:00I hope everyone enjoyed "Black Thanksgiving" this weekend!To celebrate, we present you with a special TRIO OF FREEALL-STAR JAMS!First up:"NBA ALL STARS"Ultramagnetic MCsSmack My Bitch Up : Tuff City : 1989This 1989 All-Star tribute from Kool Keith and the Ultramagnetic MCs is nothing if not thorough, giving props to everyone from '89s big game, from the assistant coaches to the great, late Kevin Jamesnoreply@blogger.com0