This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]

Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]

Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]

Sonja Tremont-Morgan To Do Clothing Line?

Yes, Please!

Sonja Tremont-Morgan (looks like she’s reclaiming her maiden name) is toying with the idea of a clothing line featuring special occasion dresses that don’t cost an arm and a leg. I’m onboard. I don’t even go anywhere but I’d find some money to buy a dress from you, Sonja. I’d look pretty sad sitting around the house in a poofy party dress but who cares.

Most importantly, I wouldn’t be wearing anything made by Jill Zarin. That’s the key bit right there. So go on with your bad self, Sonja! And, you know, if you wanted some publicity, if you were to, like, send me a dress or two I could probably,you know, get you some space on this blog I know of. Call me, we’ll get something worked out.

Just please please please, don’t have your line made overseas. How great would it be if you could give us some American made stuff right now? Even if it’s a tad more expensive I bet a lot of people would be okay with it. Think of the publicity and good will that would generate. Oh, and no polyester. Let’s at least learn from Jill, mmmk?

PS – Andy Cohen, you have GOT to chill out, dude. You’re starting to look like the stupid frat guy everyone avoids at parties. If I see even one more picture of you hugging a woman and making her look uncomfortable to be there, I’m starting a column dedicated just to your shenanigans. Evil shenanigans. I’ve already got two of these and that was without looking for them.

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KurlyHairedBsaid

I like Andy’s outfit, but wtf is up with the way he is standing? Is he standing on tiptoe to be taller then Sonja? Whats up with the wide open legs? Just gross. and I hate, hate, hate, hate men in sandals. Skeeves me out.