The_Six_Fingered_Man:Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

Uchiha_Cycliste:The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

The_Six_Fingered_Man:Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?

Uchiha_Cycliste:The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?

I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.

The_Six_Fingered_Man:Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?

I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.

Hmmm... shiat.Try side tracking him with Claire Daines, and change your name to Abu Nazzir. I guarantee you this plan can't fail. You'll never have to worry about him looking for you again.

Seriously though, in a sane world the person who complained would told to fark themselves.

Democracy is about the tyrrany of the majority. One person complaining on a flight of hundreds? Who cares about that one person.

America is all about ignoring the minority for the greater good. Not ignoring minorities, as the MAJORITY of all people agree that's wrong, but ignoring the one soccer mom who whines in support of the many people who don't. At least it was. The anti-smoking movement changed all that (or was a symptom of the cancer) and now we make most people unhappy to appease the few. It's a farked up way to live.

Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

William Goldman is no slouch. Princess Bride, Marathon Man, Magic, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Adventures in the Screen Trade - and many many more. He's worth the couple of hours curled up in a comfortable chair with classic tales of true love and high adventure.

But what about The Princess Bride? "It is my favorite book in all the world, although I have never read it..."

It's a good thing they made him change shirts so as to render him powerless to carry out his advertised scheme... or render the flight attendant and complaining passenger brainless... which was more likely the case.

dmax:Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

The_Six_Fingered_Man:Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?

I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.

dmax:Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

William Goldman is no slouch. Princess Bride, Marathon Man, Magic, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Adventures in the Screen Trade - and many many more. He's worth the couple of hours curled up in a comfortable chair with classic tales of true love and high adventure.

But what about The Princess Bride? "It is my favorite book in all the world, although I have never read it..."

Lies!! It was written by S. Morgenstern, it says so right at the beginning of the movie! Why must you persist these shameful internet lies??