Monday, April 25, 2005

Submitted to Intl. Conf. on What You Did This Weekend

For the case under consideration, let us focus on the time period stretching from t1=21.Apr.2005 to t2=24.Apr.2005. Using the measurement techniques described in Sec 2.1, we have arrived at the following plot of the subject, VG's, 'Quality and Fun Curve' over several recreational activities during this time period. The Fun Curve indicates the level of fun subject VG experienced at event marked. The Quality Curve indicates the unbiased quality index of the event, as per the subject.

Several valuable deductions can be made with the help of this empirical data -

The presence of a catalytic agent, in the form of subject AL (also refered to as 'best friend since 5th grade' by subject VG) can create a boost in the Fun Curve, even at potentially brain hemorrage inducing events such as Chandramukhi.

The inherently classic nature of movies such as Evil Dead will never change. This is proven by the fact that subject VG, was awake till 3AM IST on Saturday, 23.Apr.2005, watching this movie, often found yelling - 'Sam Raimi is so frelling awesome' and 'Bruce Campbell is so frelling awesome'.

Item 2, stated above, does not provide a complete appreciation of the subject VG's tastes. As is apparent, Cinema Paradiso produced quite a response in both data values.

Subject VG's passion for scarlet, along with their dismal perfomance at the qualifiers of the San Marino Grand Prix was the major cause of the release of depression causing chemicals on Saturday night. This was in addition to the depression caused as realisation dawned on subject that he had lost count of the number of Saturdays spent alone at home.

In support of Item 5, even a movie of the sterling nature of Pirates of the Caribbean was unable to raise the Fun Curve to safe levels.

In what will go down in history as one of the best Formula 1 races ever, subject finds himself experiencing the peak of both curves for the time period's entertainment. Subject was spotted running around a certain nightclub in Bangalore, sporting a 'huge-ass' Scuderia Ferrari flag. This curious behavior, having started towards the latter portion of the race, only became worse when, taunted by a single Renault fan, subject caused quite a stir by asking for the tifosi in the house to gather around. A slight deflation of spirit was caused when the cute lady our subject was conversing with chose to leave for the night, only to rise much higher than before when, upon leaving, she sent a message to his mobile device, inquiring about his availability for dinner (will be covered in TR-334, hopefully, for time period t1=25.Apr.2005 to t2=29.Apr.2005).

In conclusion, we can see that certain aspects of the human condition (loneliness - apparent from the experience at the play, testosterone-ness - apparent from the experience with beer, fast cars and cute ladies) primarily govern the Fun and Quality Curve. Any discrepancies can be safely attributed to the medical condition referred to as 'being totally phucked in the head'.

Ha !! You obviously didn't see yesterday's race. If you had, you wouldn't even be breathing such blasphemy ! How can I , indeed !!!

Pirates as in Johnny-Depp-should-have-won-an-Oscar-for-that-role, Pirates.

The orgasmic qualifier was used for just one event. That of having the pleasure of watching Michael Schumacher come in from 13th position on the starting grid to 2nd on the podium, giving that Renault a drive for its uber traction control ;)

Sajith: Now that you have a link I can use with your permission I shall update the post with your presence ;)

LadyK: Thankoooo !!! Creativity is but a synapse waiting to happen. It needs time. So both I guess... see how I passed that off as something really funndoooo ??? And see how you feel for it ?!? HHAHHA !!!

hey vignesh! i saw chandramukhi, too, man! i swear, i haven't seen a more hilariously stupid movie. what with rajnikanth suspending himself in the air and kicking 4 guys at a time!!! and the bhoot!!!! wow, man!!! ROTFL.... =))

LadyK: I meant feel. I really did. It was supposed to mean... ummm... you feel for it... really !!

Mandar: I usually love the crazy shit that on Rajni movies, its part of the experience of watching a Ranji movie. But this one didn't even have enough of that... so it was in all.. just a bad rehash of a good mallu movie !