A few players from Florida International, which beat rival Florida Atlantic on Nov. 16, said on Twitter that they took a recruit to a strip club. / Steve Mitchell, US Presswire

by Paul Myerberg, USA TODAY Sports

by Paul Myerberg, USA TODAY Sports

There's nothing wrong with getting a group together and heading out to the strip club â?? by all means, do what you do, and enjoy yourself. Do not (repeat: do not) take college football recruits with you to said club, however.

And if you do opt to get the recruits together and head to the club, do not (repeat: do not) then brag about said trip on Twitter, as two Florida International players did during a recent recruiting visit.

While the accounts have since been deleted, FIU defensive back Demarkus Perkins (@DPerk_15) and defensive tackle Isame Faciane (@ICEem_down) discussed their visit to the strip club in a Twitter back-and-forth:

"Diamond or the Twerk Twins might not care what money you contribute to their hairstylist," Neal wrote. "The NCAA or the state of Florida might."

Neal also provides a very easy-to-follow rule covering the "basics of college athletics":

"When in the process of recruiting for a Division I school and the other D1/FBS school in town is under NCAA investigation for improper recruiting practices, among other things, DO NOT TAKE THE RECRUIT TO THE STRIP CLUB! Show the recruit the strip club. Point out that if he chooses to attend your university, he can visit the strip club. If you're in South Florida, show the recruit the many places where he can see just as many attractive women showing skin and behaving in a flirtatious manner as the strip club, including your own campus. But DO NOT TAKE THE RECRUIT TO THE STRIP CLUB!"

This rule seems easy to follow, right? When showcasing your university to a potential student-athlete, take the recruit to the strip club. Do not! Do not take the recruit to the strip club! See, it's an easy mistake to make. Also, look for new FIU coach Ron Turner to implement a team-wide Twitter ban in short order.