Expected to be mothered all the time

Held onto a warped view of life
Muttering incessantly to himself
Expected to be mothered all the time
Rather sticky responding to orders
In his own wasting ways
he was vain in his attitude
A father figure mouthing
unpleasantries whenever
he felt like doing it

In his wakeful hours he wanted
them to serve him well
When he slipped under the covers
to retire the night there were
happy faces from those around

He was beginning to be unacceptable
It was the last straw until they realized
it was all but some silly mistakes
He was a she after all!
and 'he' was pregnant!

This is too cute. Called to mind when my sister had her second baby my very excited dad called to tell me it was a boy before calling back to tell me he was wrong. Mistook the umbilical cord for that boy-thing. Mistake!