"Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)"

"The SUV song"

The Lyrics

They drive them down the market standsThe distance: 50 metresLazy and out in cars all day, jam up the town completelySquinting faces sat inside their brand new four wheel off road tankdrivers on the road nearbythink "not gonna tangle with that"

But here's what you can sayMy thinking's not discrete:"Environment can go to hell"Parading round in my S.U.VPicking Esso over Shell

Fuel economy's an old reason for purchase today that mountain-climbing-sized horsepowerto the shop againYou wish you had more fuel to go That tank won't take you very farthe driver may be off their bed it doesn't matter with these cars

But here's what you can sayMy thinking's not discrete:"Environment can go to hell"Parading round in my S.U.VPicking Esso over Shell

Two fat drivers rarely stop at the lights in city streetsto gas station one more timesome diesel again if you pleaseThe coach drivers stand aboutwait for them to fill their tankthey need a bigger one these days- as big as a caravan

But here's what you can sayMy thinking's not discrete:"Environment can go to hell"Parading round in my S.U.VPicking Esso over Shell

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