"That's my favorite," she allegedly wrote. "Ima make you cum fast with my mouth. Then swallow everything you give me."

I blame the innernet..if there were none, that high-schooler woulda thought she just misspelled come and was just his fat old teacher that was gonna yell at him with her big fat mouth every morning and make him get a box of doughnuts to her pronto or he's failing..

She's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Nice work subby! Everyone was complaining about the tired old joke of writing "hot teacher" when they clearly weren't, so you went with the middle ground of "sort-of-want" which of course also doesn't fit, but managed to troll everyone. I'm giving 9/10 (took away a point for having made me look at that... thing). Nice job!