What do you get when you fall in love?A guy with a pin to burst your bubbleThat's what you get for all your troubleI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy?You get enough germs to catch pneumoniaAfter you do, he'll never phone yaI'll never fall in love again Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again?

Don't tell me what it's all about'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm outOut of those chains, those chains that bind youThat is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?You only get lies and pain and sorrowSo far at least until tomorrowI'll never fall in love again No, no, I'll never fall in love again

Ahh, out of those chains, those chains that bind youThat is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?You only get lies and pain and sorrowSo far at least until tomorrowI'll never fall in love again Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again