Wait what?! There is an election today?! Wow, thanks for reminding me; you're such a responsible citizen.

justme

#1 Father Goose has been rockin that beard way too long.

Village wino

Pied Piper go home you're drunk

goosemansdaughter

Not drunk that Guy don't even drink! I know him he's bad ass!

derp

#5 your argument is invalid

ronephillip

Thats crazy Dave from Kennesaw Ga! That dude actually owns a hair salon and if you don't like your haircut….he will shave you bald. Merica!

Tiber_Septim

#8 a direct energy weapon aka laser rifle. according to wikipedia wish we had this to fight the Daedra and Dwemers

abakala

The dwemer are presumed extinct and the daedra are immortal, so it would be useless.

Kodos

Bug hole. NUKE IT.

guest

Looks a lot like the alien sniper rifles from HALO.

Si1entStatic

since lasers don't really make a noise while firing does the shooter have to make PEW PEW PEW sounds?? if not that should be standard from now on.

ab dirty

Well done

kmotamed

#2… If they hadn't cheated to win the cup in 2011… that would have been their fate!

Anon

Yah having the league suspension office on your side sure helps. Also them not calling the games the same way as the regular season.

DaddyD

It's really hard to lose when your opponents run away every time you look at them cross-eyed.

Phil

how in the hell did the Bruins cheat? Thats not a very Chive thing to say. Haters gonna hate I guess. – KCCO from Boston (City of Champions)

http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

I'll bite.

Try having the very first no penalty playoff game in nearly 30 years called the game after the Bolts dropped 3 PP goals in a 5-4 win forcing game 7. Add to that the fact that the Lightning's special teams play (PP and PK) was what got them to that point (more PP goals than anyone in the playoffs and top 3 or 4 for the regular season), that the Bruin's PK was atrocious, and that the Bruin's Greg Campbell's daddy, Colin, magically steps down from his job as chief disciplinarian (the guy who talks to the officials) the day AFTER the first no penalty game in a generation to assure the Bolts don't get to use their PP and the Bruins don't have to flail around trying to kill penalties.

Like that. And yeah…I'm a Lightning fan. Believe me…while the league breathed a sigh of relief in not having a Tampa Bay/Vancouver series and got one of the Original Six in the finals…we kinda noticed.

Notknowing

After seeing the crap that went down in the final between Van & Boston…I think I would rather see Van vs TB play instead. Talented players like Stamkos and St.Louis vs the twins would've been more exciting series to watch, than the boston bums.

From a Canuck fan for life

Sancho

Go Kings!

a-nom

I was really happy to see them win it. I wish they could have done it when Gretzky was playing for them. Who knows where the sport would be popularity-wise if they had. Too bad Jeremy Jacobs is a supreme douche and is singlehandedly causing this lockout.
That's right folks, I am a Bruins fan and Jacobs is the owner of my team, he is also the President of the board of governors of the NHL who tells Bettman what to do. We've known for a long time that he is an aweful human being, but the rest of the NHL fan base needs to know if too. Bettman is just a figure head to what the owners (led by Jacobs) want to do.

I wish we were able to see the banner raising ceremony for the Kings last month. It would have been great for the city and the NHL as a whole. Great win!

Yuppp

Fuck the Canucks man.

From_The_Hip

They have a very particular set of skills. Skills that they have acquired over a long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for teams like yours.

Kevrhutch

How the hell dose someone cheat in Hockey?

Jeffy

How does someone cheat in any sport, numb nuts??

Nicky B

ugh what??? Luongo blew it and Thomas had the best season of his career…..

guest

Golf is like fishing, only for men without testicles.

FunKiller

I have testicles (2 of them), and I play hockey and golf.

Notknowing

Well, it seems some are still golfing. I'm not going to hold my breath till the season resumes. I got better things to do. I can wait till next season.

chive is my drug

This thread is funny.

scoopit

#18 all that needs is some gay bacon strips. EPIC MEAL TIME

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

#26 Really? Is this actually an achievement these days? We're fucked…

CD3

No we're fucked if people worry about stupid sh*t like this and say its the end of the world. emo kid calm down, its no worse than a hot dog or pie eating contest .

http://www.plectrum.net BGum

I agree wholeheartedly. When you see young girls … and guys … sitting not even six inches from each other in a restaurant, texting away to each other, you begin to wonder what's happened to conversational skills. Are we that technology dependent that we can't even speak to the person who is sitting next to us?

Billy

" I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." Albert Einstein

Macro

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Jeffy

Then leave

oh yeah

Yep. Ask one of these idiots a question and they won't know how to issue a complete (and logical) sentence. They will, however, look at you with a blank stare. Idiocracy, at its best.

Jean K. Jean

#28 CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE.

Steve French

Taste like crab, talk like people

Child Please

Hey! Heeey! Heeeeeeey! Yeah, that's it fella. Just keep on swimmin!

bob

I got crabs they're multiplying and their out of control. the rash their supplying its irritating.

Kevrhutch

if my mom had crabs, I wouldn't want to know about it

Mike

I laughed way harder than I should have reading that, thanks!

ZimDoc

#8 hey Baird, it's the alien sniper rifle from Halo!

Jean K. Jean

#29 Looks like three Links and their retarded brother Lunk.

Scooter Mcgavin

I seriously laughed so hard in class because of your comment. I'm getting stared at. +1 million to you sir.

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