There’s really not much to say about these pictures of Hayden Panettiere in a bikini. She’s cute, I guess. A little too short for society standards, but maybe between now and when she turns 18 she’ll have a growth spurt.

In 1990, I had my first sexual experience when George Michael released the greatest music video ever “Freedom“. It starred Cindy Crawford and a few other top models of the time. Sure I was alone, but in my perverted little head, I was in the bathtub with Cindy, scrubbing her down, making sure that every nook and cranny wasn’t left untouched. Now maybe that doesn’t qualify as being a real sexual first experience but it sure beats clumsy sex in my mom’s station wagon, so I’m sticking with it! Anyway, here’s Cindy sunbathing topless on a yacht in St. Tropez and as you can see, she still looks amazing. Glad to see that she’s keeping that MILF body of hers in shape!

Although these are not the hottest Lucy Pinder pictures to date, I felt that because I did two gross Britney Spears posts yesterday I needed to make up for it with some British goodness. Now I don’t know why Lucy is wearing a skirt made out of money but I can only assume that it’s because she likes to be treated as a money hungry sex object. God I love her!

If there is one thing I’m not good at, it’s staying on top of a story. Yes, we all know that Lindsay Lohan is a drunken cokehead but when it comes to up-to date developments about her new flick bombing, her mother and father fighting etc… etc”¦ I couldn’t care less. All I care about is Lindsay Lohan‘s hotness and if she’s properly maintaining it. And judging by these Jill Stuart photos she is. So that’s pretty good news. A first in a long time for Linsday.

Britney Spears reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics, which have only just come to light. Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong. Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.Source

I guess we are sticking with the “Britney Spears: Washed Up Stripper” theme today. Anyway, these pictures could have been pretty hot if only Britney‘s ass was a lot smaller and that dude wasn’t there. Good thing for the hottie with no forehead on the right; she makes looking at these shots a little less creepy.

Paris Hilton best start looking for a day job or find a new formula for selling her fledging pop singles, after news that she won’t be getting her Ã‚Â£29million inheritance. The 26-year-old heiress has reportedly been cut out of her 79-year-old grandfather’s will, who is said to be ’embarrassed’ by her promiscuous antics. According to Jerry Oppenheimer, author of ‘House of Hilton’, Conrad ‘Barron’ Hilton, co-chairman of the global Hilton chain, will now leave his fortune to charity. Source

Is this really bad news for Paris Hilton? The way I see it, she has enough of her own money that a sixty million dollar inheritance wouldn’t change much. OK, so instead of buying four Bentley‘s, she will now have to settle for three and one Mercedes. Poor thing! Anyway, hopefully this is true and Barron Hilton donates all his money to one of my favorite charities: The Hollywood Tuna Wellness Fund. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s a great cause. It helps a poor website owner eat, drink and have sex with beautiful slutty women.

Here are pictures of Britney Spears dressed as a stripper on the set of her new music video. Five years ago, seeing Britney scantily-clad would’ve caused pant fires across the nation, but not anymore. It’s kind of sad. Sure 99% of us guys would still “hit it,” but that’s because in reality we can’t do any better. So instead of bashing Britney, maybe it’s time we take a look at ourselves. HA! Just kidding. What you think this is? “¦Some kind of after-school special?

It’s been a year, five months and seven days since we’ve last seen Stacy Keibler wear something revealing but today we have new candids of her in a swimsuit and a bikini! It’s about f%cking time. I think I need a moment…

If you needed a reason to like Kimberly Stewart, I’ve finally found one. She has a hot sister and her name is Ruby. I didn’t know it was even possible for the Stewart gene pool to produce such a beautiful specimen but today I was proved wrong. I mean, between Kim and her brother Sean, who would have thought? Anyway, let’s hope this new discovery puts an end to what little celebrity Kim has and gives it all to Ruby. A new Hollywood Tuna sweetheart!