It's a small world after all..

Sooo.. I've had the job I have now for about half a year now. A few months in, a woman returned from maternity leave.

Need to do a sidebar here, I'm a guy and guys have a feature where they notice women that have attractive features. It's a reflex, we can't help it, so as much as women might get upset that we notice other women - we can't help it. If we notice then look away, or in general if we don't pusue, then we're not acting on a temptation and ought to be creditted as such. This is a point about men that I think women often misread.

So this women, for reasons I couldn't really put my finger on, caught my eye. It's not like it's because she has big boobs or cover model figure... I figured she has a nice smile and that new mom glow or something.

Not a big deal, she works in a different group, I don't really interact with her in the course of work, she just stops by because the women in the office seem to socialize and one of these women is in our group.

In the past week, I started putting 2 and 2 together. I think I recognized her from one of the youporn vids I liked for a while a year or so back... I also realized that, being an amateur video of a husband and wife, I think the husband from the video is also working in the office. Again, not in a group I work with.

I don't even know their names to even know if they're husband and wife in the office, it could just be coincidence that two people in my office look like the people in this video. No way I'm saying anything. I think all it means to me is hey, a husband and wife get along that well - thumbs up for them.

I have had a similar situation with one of my colleagues, I was looking through a torrent site a while back searching for some good quality rips of the latest Bourne movie when a pop up directed me to an amatuer picture site.

I saw some nice boobies so being a typical male I had a look around for a while. I saw an album with an attractive blonde girl that looked suspiciously similar to a girl I work with but I thought to myself "nah, just a coincidence. It can't be her"

Well after flicking through half a dozen pictures, there was a shot showing her back and I saw a tattoo I had seen before on her lower back.

A few days later we were all talking about tattoos so I asked her about hers which she was happy to show me (not in a sexual way, just lifted the back of her shirt and low and behold it was the same one I saw on the blonde girl on the Internet.

About two weeks later she came to work wearing the very same shoes that was in one of the pictures!

So I am 100% it is her even though I would never mention the pics to confirm, just waaaay to many simarlarities.

Needless to say for some reason I cannot make eye contact with her anymore