I (verb) raged on a fellow, and he (noun) raged on me :(

Post subject: I (verb) raged on a fellow, and he (noun) raged on me :(

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:20 pm

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So, I figured I haven't really logged on and stirred up the trammel, organized spirit of newbism that is UOSA PvP in a couple of weeks. You're welcome in advance, I skipped "Man Up" for this.

I go and check IRC. Soma and Delo are nolifing as usual. Boring. I shout very eloquently: art there newbeks to killek?! To my surprise roughly 10 minutes later my call was answered! Without further ado, here's my picture book.

This surprising qweb answered my call. He looks like Jay and dies like Jay. He must be Jay.

New York stepped up to the plate... and dodged every challenge thrown at him by disappearing when it was fight time. Thus, Eibach again!

Now you've killed my friend who offered me some late night fun after a stressful day at work. You must pay for such a crime, sir Franchise.

New York's babysitter (WizKid) showed up. Now he's grown balls! What a magical crop he is.

One death doesn't satisfy some.

Stop picking on my friend or I'll pick on yours!!!!

I warned you.

Okay, I got over it.

lol Jay killed NY, no story here just lol

Skrap killed me with an unexpectedly timed, good combo prior to this. But, he's taking too long to send it. Those Mexicans and their siestas...

So... after challenging ABC to 2v2 for over an hour, they agreed. I let Skrap die.

It took Skrap and I 2 fights (this is the 2nd) to realize these newbies were using reflect in this 2v2, not to mention the invis gheals. So, purple pots and hallies. Thanks for playing.

ABC disappeared?

Good fights Eibach.

Now, this is where the fun begins. Wiz Kid came back with some mega gear to try his absolute hardest to get his 2nd ever kill versus me (out of nearly 100 tries). Well, part of that gear was reflect. I'm not really a big fan of people wearing reflect when I'm wearing a non-charged 1 hander and a shit hally. So, when he died (inevitable), I took his weapons and reflect.

The following is not safe for the eyes of children (Saber and Abyz refrain from reading please), thus is it spoilered. The amount of deep, passionate rage expressed by WizKid is nothing more than magical.

[3:28:58 AM] WizKid - UO: what reflect dbag?[3:29:12 AM] David Barr: rofl[3:29:24 AM] WizKid - UO: haha you ugly fuck[3:29:35 AM] David Barr: I always magically hit myself with explosions that I target your bar with 3x[3:29:38 AM] David Barr: thank you for still sucking[3:29:48 AM] David Barr: ugly fuck with your shieeet[3:29:51 AM] WizKid - UO: thank you for being uglier than shit on a shoe hobo[3:30:03 AM] David Barr: damn a hobo :O[3:30:14 AM] WizKid - UO: yeah because you have zero class prison class scum[3:30:28 AM] WizKid - UO: whatev. keep it up[3:30:34 AM] David Barr: rofl[3:30:34 AM] WizKid - UO: ur coool[3:30:58 AM] David Barr: uses reflect in friendly 1v1s and 2v2s: rages when gets looted after dying w/ full gear + reflect[3:31:21 AM] WizKid - UO: friendly 1v1s don't pull out an id wand after every death and make up bull shit because they want to loot a 20 power[3:31:33 AM] WizKid - UO: ur so full of shit I don't know how you fit the twinkies in[3:31:34 AM] David Barr: I could have looted everyone I've killed tonight[3:31:37 AM] David Barr: I only looted you for using reflect[3:31:38 AM] David Barr: fact[3:31:46 AM] WizKid - UO: if I did it would be a mistake[3:31:58 AM] WizKid - UO: 2 fingers dip shit[3:32:17 AM] WizKid - UO: I actually make a point to not invis gheal etc in fights[3:32:38 AM] WizKid - UO: i don't have a huge amount of self promotion built up to be worried about whatever you worry about[3:32:41 AM] David Barr: minus the 3 invis gheals[3:32:49 AM] WizKid - UO: mine?[3:32:55 AM] WizKid - UO: i didn't do anything like that[3:33:04 AM] David Barr: you that drunk?[3:33:19 AM] WizKid - UO: invis explosion load when nate rocked reflect in 2v2s[3:33:22 AM] WizKid - UO: you talking 1v1?[3:33:44 AM] David Barr: skrap wasn't using reflect[3:33:46 AM] David Barr: we were joking about that[3:33:48 AM] David Barr: just to troll you guys[3:33:53 AM] David Barr: and then new york used reflect the entire fight lmao[3:33:57 AM] WizKid - UO: he used a reflect hat[3:34:01 AM] David Barr: such foolish newbs (devil)[3:34:31 AM] WizKid - UO: what's funny is that you're in call w/ nate and think that he has any respect or like for you whatsoever. naïve fat nerd[3:34:32 AM] WizKid - UO: haha[3:34:51 AM] David Barr: you don't know how to play uo right if you think it's personal[3:34:52 AM] David Barr: which, you clearly do[3:34:57 AM] David Barr: also being the greatest part about it[3:35:05 AM] WizKid - UO: of course[3:35:28 AM] WizKid - UO: apparently a lot of people that play games don't get it[3:35:38 AM] David Barr: ^ like this guy[3:35:46 AM] WizKid - UO: bs shit that happens in a game is annoying[3:36:01 AM] WizKid - UO: if you don't get that type of thing out of it your missing some good shit[3:36:11 AM] WizKid - UO: adds to the fun[3:36:14 AM] David Barr: the only one missing stuff is you[3:36:18 AM] David Barr: including a 20 power hally[3:36:33 AM] WizKid - UO: well i suppose i could sell a gf mask for rl money[3:36:40 AM] WizKid - UO: to ashborn[3:36:41 AM] David Barr: NCD to farnk first[3:36:44 AM] WizKid - UO: or rhett[3:37:27 AM] WizKid - UO: well anyways, restocking but also getting late[3:37:29 AM] WizKid - UO: music jams[3:37:40 AM] David Barr: bring me another 20 power please[3:37:46 AM] David Barr: make sure to wear reflect in a friendly 1v1 and then rage after[3:37:58 AM] WizKid - UO: haha, make sure to make shit up[3:38:04 AM] WizKid - UO: if i did it would be an accident[3:38:05 AM] David Barr: 0 charge necklace FTL[3:38:07 AM] WizKid - UO: i don't do that shit[3:38:10 AM] WizKid - UO: like invis in crutch[3:38:36 AM] WizKid - UO: as in prob already used[3:38:51 AM] WizKid - UO: i wasn't even near those keys so the honest situation[3:38:54 AM] David Barr: how much more anger could I have gotten if I drylooted you?[3:38:54 AM] WizKid - UO: you w/ an id wand[3:38:57 AM] WizKid - UO: you like my haly[3:38:58 AM] WizKid - UO: you take it[3:39:07 AM] WizKid - UO: you make a bs log[3:39:13 AM] WizKid - UO: because you're entirely bs[3:39:14 AM] WizKid - UO: [3:39:23 AM] David Barr: dat debate forum[3:39:34 AM] WizKid - UO: debate forum?[3:39:56 AM] WizKid - UO: i don't know. i try not to talk shit on anyone.[3:40:13 AM] WizKid - UO: just thought your loot was a convenient id wand 20 power loot[3:40:43 AM] David Barr: blah bla hblah[3:40:45 AM] WizKid - UO: you id wand up every 1v1. you have no shame. you're a habitual liar w/ a lot of personality flaws[3:40:47 AM] WizKid - UO: blah[3:40:48 AM] WizKid - UO: blah[3:40:49 AM] WizKid - UO: blah[3:40:53 AM] David Barr: blah blah blah[3:41:01 AM] WizKid - UO: pics suggest a rough go in highschool[3:41:51 AM] WizKid - UO: i can only assume the same was for elementary school. not surprising that a bad time at that stage of life could and did have lasting probs[3:42:26 AM] David Barr: hahahahahahahahah[3:42:27 AM] WizKid - UO: you're a great manipulator though. you do have that going at leat[3:42:30 AM] David Barr: tell me more[3:42:33 AM] David Barr: (hug)[3:42:42 AM] WizKid - UO: awww teddy bear[3:43:29 AM] WizKid - UO: there's something to be said about someone that craves attention above all else even when it's negative[3:43:45 AM] WizKid - UO: i don't hate you though! pls keep that in mind [3:44:09 AM] David Barr: hahahahahahhaha[3:44:11 AM] David Barr: this rage is so epic[3:44:23 AM] WizKid - UO: haha, i'm listening to music bud[3:44:38 AM] David Barr: does that make you rage more or less?[3:44:48 AM] WizKid - UO: who can be mad when listening to arcade fire?[3:45:01 AM] WizKid - UO: it's more of a pitty thing[3:45:12 AM] WizKid - UO: you're an aggravating individual. this is true[3:45:25 AM] WizKid - UO: 10 seconds later[3:45:32 AM] WizKid - UO: i feel for yah[3:46:09 AM] David Barr: dem feels[3:46:14 AM] David Barr: ;([3:46:18 AM] WizKid - UO: got them for most[3:46:24 AM] David Barr: did ny ragelog when I killed him?[3:46:28 AM] WizKid - UO: lots of sad humanity out there haha[3:46:43 AM] WizKid - UO: he logged living[3:46:49 AM] WizKid - UO: ?[3:46:50 AM] David Barr: no he's dead at the gy[3:46:57 AM] WizKid - UO: oh i didn't know he went back[3:47:04 AM] David Barr: you can come get looted again too if yo uwant[3:47:06 AM] WizKid - UO: dude was drinking tonight[3:47:09 AM] David Barr: free frenzied @ GY[3:47:26 AM] WizKid - UO: i honestly have a hard time standing being around you[3:47:50 AM] David Barr: must be that inferiority complex [3:47:53 AM] WizKid - UO: no humility, total tool, pompous presumptuous young n dumb know it all[3:48:17 AM] WizKid - UO: it's more like massive insecurity and doing the best you can to be a confidant boy online[3:48:48 AM] WizKid - UO: even dodging meeting up w/ your long standing buds here in game when in your area[3:49:04 AM] WizKid - UO: you don't need to be[3:51:00 AM] David Barr: rofl[3:51:04 AM] David Barr: this is epic[3:51:18 AM] WizKid - UO: i'm sure no one else will feel the same[3:51:41 AM] David Barr: you're so worried about what people think of you[3:51:44 AM] David Barr: but you're such a tool to begin with[3:51:46 AM] David Barr: it's pretty amazing[3:51:59 AM] WizKid - UO: post it & i'm sure you'll get a surprising amount of people agreeing w/ many sentiments[3:52:16 AM] David Barr: "I won the friend competition in the sandbox, someone pat me on the back"[3:52:35 AM] WizKid - UO: haha okay[4:10:43 AM] David Barr: couldn't find a 20 power?[4:10:54 AM] WizKid - UO: i have plenty[4:11:24 AM] David Barr: that wasn't the question[4:11:32 AM] WizKid - UO: could find[4:11:39 AM] David Barr: knew you'd lose it huh[4:11:47 AM] WizKid - UO: you know the reason a lot of people is because you're a dbag winner or loser haha[4:11:59 AM] WizKid - UO: I've already told you you're better than i am 1v1[4:12:13 AM] WizKid - UO: i just don't like playing the game w/ you in general[4:12:17 AM] David Barr: how am I supposed to not be a dbag when you flooded me w/ rage?[4:12:24 AM] David Barr: good thing you play against me and not w/ me [4:12:31 AM] WizKid - UO: like being in call w/ you btw haha. truly an annoying experience[4:12:41 AM] David Barr: ol Vega has to get some competition, whether it's 20 of you or only 5[4:12:46 AM] David Barr: ol Veg has to kill somebody right?[4:13:02 AM] WizKid - UO: ol Vag happens to suck as a person haha[4:13:14 AM] David Barr: I'll make sure I practice my ballerina poses for graceful winner of the year[4:13:16 AM] David Barr: thx champ[4:13:29 AM] WizKid - UO: you as a ballerina is disturbing in itself[4:15:48 AM] WizKid - UO: Courtesy of UOSA PvP Skype channel haha[4:16:16 AM] David Barr: [3:52 AM] David Barr:

<<< "I won the friend competition in the sandbox, someone pat me on the back"[4:16:17 AM] David Barr: recurring theme[4:16:22 AM] David Barr: rage harder, this is boring[4:16:59 AM] WizKid - UO: Are you self quoting?[4:17:20 AM] WizKid - UO: You'll stay bored[4:17:49 AM] David Barr: let the rage flow through you young padawan[4:18:02 AM] WizKid - UO: What do you think I'll do? I've never understood the satisfaction of trolling. I know it appeals to you[4:18:17 AM] David Barr: I'm at your house to kill you again, come play[4:18:57 AM] WizKid - UO: You've received a new picture. View it at: https://api.asm.skype.com/s/i?0-cus-d3- ... f961af6a97[4:19:28 AM] WizKid - UO: i'll just keep sending photos of you and maybe your depression will take hold[4:19:38 AM] David Barr: [4:18 AM] WizKid - UO:

<<< You've received a new picture. View it at: https://api.asm.skype.com/s/i?0-cus-d3- ... f961af6a97[4:19:41 AM] David Barr: you even failed at that[4:19:53 AM] David Barr: but please do continue to humor me (rofl)[4:20:01 AM] WizKid - UO: phones going to do what it does[4:20:01 AM] WizKid - UO: kk[4:20:07 AM] WizKid - UO: have a good night[4:20:10 AM] WizKid - UO: lata[4:20:25 AM] David Barr: you helped make my night, ty babe[4:20:57 AM] WizKid - UO: whatever it takes! & i thought you were the social worker! look @ me all selfless[4:21:11 AM] David Barr: hahahahahahaha

The amount of chances I gave him to stop anally fisting himself should be applauded if nothing less.

Being the gentleman I am, I kept on fighting while he was raging. What were my choices? WizKid and NY tried to gank me immediately after I looted the reflect wearing guy!

Soooo... I looted NY too?

The only non-emo player of the night besides Eibach wanted to fight again. Who was I to refuse? He offered the most challenge anyway. Good fights.

Now, being a veteran of this whole shit down your throat thing, I knew it was necessary to go see if ol' WizKid was feeling better after his session of pure, unadulterated rage. Well, he was not a very welcoming host. Clearly not from the South. After he so maliciously assaulted me, he then made my frenzied exercise and chase him literally from his house around the entirety of Fens of the Dead, and then back to his house again.

Now we're not Skype buddies. Who am I going to play UO drinking games with on Friday or Saturday nights with? Gosh.

I guess Vega will pop up again in a couple of weeks and disembowel whoever is willing. Until then, stay safe Brittanians.

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Denis the Menace wrote:

Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.

Post subject: Re: I (verb) raged on a fellow, and he (noun) raged on me :(

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:50 pm

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Joined: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:07 amPosts: 359

Vega, in order to preserve his flawless 1v1 record, resorts to an invis gheal. As per usual he follows up with an ID wand after a "friendly" fight. Of course my halberd is missing after I res. Followed by a lie about reflect in our second 1v1 to not look bad while grabbing the second halberd.

I do regret talking smack on yah after the annoying occurrence though. Not usually my style but you're pretty annoying! Passively throwing dirt while sipping wine & listening to music. My night moved along just fine!

PS how many times have I killed you?

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Saber wrote:

i will have better future than u got atm im telling u id be richer for edecational and 10X SMARTER

Saber wrote:

garentee'd

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