(You might also be interested to know that high-heeled flippers have recently overtaken fake ponytails as my most bizarrely prolific search term. The internet continues to amaze and confound me on a daily basis.)

Haha! Seriously what are some people on?!! And do they not realise that people can see what it is they have searched for?!! But more to the point what the hell have you been writing about that brings searches like that this way...?

If anyone comes up for a situation in which you need heels on a pair on flippers please do let me know. I'm intrigued...