“A few years ago I was drinking a warm beer on the hottest day of the year and was like “fuck that shit their must be a better way to drink beer.” Then it hit me like freight train hitting squirrel (it was pretty messy don’t ask) put the beer in the refrigerator to make it cold, ice cold, that’s the day I invented Ice Cold Beer October 25 year whatever it was. Before that people just drunk warm piss beer…. Your WELCOME. Anyways to celebrate this great innovation we made this t shirt, enjoy.”
– Broke