The new version of Dwarf Fortress has brought with it many [terrifying], [inevitable] bugs. Some of them read like headlines from a surreal, Dwarven tabloid newspaper.

Manager climbs a tree instead of going to office when management jobs are assigned.Dwarf passes over stream. Perpetually wants to handle a large animal.Large influx of babies from multiple civilizations.New dwarves take impact damage on arrival. One died.Dwarf likes to consume Unknown Leaves.Lungfish may be able to phase through walls.Macedwarf continually spits on a sleeping priest.Vampire mayor revealed by statue.Military Units strip from their uniforms when given orders to kill.More vomit thrown up than possible.