Time: Thu Dec 11 18:34:35 1997
To: Typhon Ra <tra@enteract.com>
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: Interaction Request from Supreme Law Website
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Dear Friend,
"The Federal Zone," electronic Seventh Edition, is now
available from us for $25 in cash or blank U.S. Postal
Money Order, insured as necessary, to the shipping
location at the end of this message.
We are getting inundated with requests like yours, and
we have decided to give priority to clients of the
Supreme Law School. At least 100 people every week are
asking for pro bono work requiring at least 15 minutes,
per request. Can you do the arithmetic?
For a maximum of $10 per month (less for more months
prepaid), you will have a chance to ask these kinds of
questions of a much wider audience, one that is not so
overloaded with requests. Please consider enrolling.
Briefly, here are the rates:
$10 / 1 month
$25 / 3 months
$45 / 6 months
$85 /12 months
with subscriber credits for bringing others into the
School under your sponsorship. For more information,
check out the registration form at the Supreme Law
website, at URL:
http://supremelaw.com
We now defer answering the kinds of questions you have
asked, until people like yourself are willing to enroll
in the Supreme Law School. The tuition is very
reasonable, and the revenue makes it all that much
easier for us to spend lots of time with those who need
it. Simply, if you cannot afford to invest ten dollars
in your education, then we can not afford to give you
the ten minutes it would take to answer your question.
Please forgive us if this message sounds like
"boilerplate," because it is! :) We have no other way
to handle the huge number of requests which we are now
receiving.
I hope you will understand our predicament. The nominal
tuition separates the serious, from the free-loaders,
and it surely weeds out those people who just want to
be negative, no matter what we tell them.
Thanks for putting yourself in our shoes!
The American Indians had a great saying:
"Don't criticize a man until you have
walked a mile in his moccasins."
Many thanks in advance for your understanding, and your
consideration. If you need free help from us, please
avail yourself of all the documents now loaded into the
Supreme Law Library at the URL just below my name here.
/s/ Paul Mitchell
http://supremelaw.com
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At 10:29 PM 12/10/97 -0500, you wrote:
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>FName : Typhon
>LName : Ra
>Phone : 773-973-4294
>Address : 1201 North Dearborn Suite 168
>City : Chicago
>State : IL
>Postal_code : 60610
>Country : US
>Email : tra@enteract.com
>Event: : Select Event
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>Submitted_by : Supreme Law Firm
>Submit : Send Now
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