Archive for the ‘Megan Fox’ Category

Guess what? Ever since she’s become a mom, Megan Fox said she’s not going to wear any more bikinis! Oh no!! That’s like saying Krispy Kreme Donuts is going out of business! I’m so sad to hear that although I can understand. Even though I’m not a mom, I can only imagine that she wants to set a good example for her child and cover up more. Although there are tons of moms who wear bikinis, I think in a few years when she hits her late 30’s and early 40’s she’s going to change her mind and want to show off her body more.

So dudes and dudettes, it’s been a very fun week with posting pictures of your favorite celebrities in bikinis and Jenny Bikini’s wedding. She will be back to work on Monday cheerful and chirpy! This weekend I just plan on relaxing with my buddies. Nothing extravagant or wild. We need to get our beauty rest too. lol So until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and PEACE!!!

Still enjoying her newlywedness is the always beautiful Megan Fox. She looks so bright and cheerful in a pink and yellow zebra striped bikini. It goes very well with her skin tone. Megan is one of the most popular up and coming young Hollywood starlets today and I can’t wait to see what she’s going to bring us in the years to come. One thing that we like about Megan is that she’s a bikini wearer which means we get to spoil you with pictures of her. I’m a big fan of hers and think that she picks great movies to make. Keep up the awesome work Megan.

Happy Monday! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful and relaxing weekend all alone. I can hardly believe it too. Since I broke up with Barbie and Bambi, it’s been kinda lonely and quiet around but that’s about to change. It’s sort of a secret and I’ll tell you all by the time we get together again!

So to start this week out on a high note, we’re posting another hot gallery of Hollywood starlet Megan Fox hanging out on the beach. I can tell you right now that the leg in the 2nd photo on the right is of her hubby but I cut him out because we don’t need to see him. He’s not in a bikini.

Megan’s last movie was Passion Play which was a direct-to-dvd movie. That’s not good Meggie. At only 24 yrs, your career should be sky rocketing all over the place. The movie before that Jonah Hex did ok at the box office so you should start thinking what you can do to spruce up your status. Sure you’re fine as heck but that means nothing if you can’t sell movies.

You’re still one of my favorite crushes Meggie and maybe it’s because she married and nobody really likes to lust after a married woman. Only time will tell. Although I must say she looks stunning in her bikini. Wow!

Ok, my bikini gremlins, it’s time for the Lance Man to temp pass the reigns over to the cheerful Jenny Bikini. She was just recently appointed Employee of the Month. Congrats Jenny! Would it be because you bring the boss donuts every other day? I’m just saying. It means she gets the primo parking spot which used to be MY parking spot until they started the Employee of the Month deal. Anyways….stay true to yourselves and I’ll see you soon!! PEACE!

What’s up all you beautiful people. I hope you had a Merry Christmas and received exactly what you asked Santa for. It’s the Lance Man back for another session of hot gossip about celebrities in sexy bikinis. I’m doing awesome right now. Things are great in my life. No new drama to report and that’s rare for me.

But let’s get this party started with some pictures of one of my favorite hollywood starlets – Megan Fox. She’s a married woman so I can’t really lust over her like I used to. I was actually really sad when I heard she got married. Lucky for me, most hollywood marriages don’t last so I’m just waiting for that day. I know I’m bad but hey…do you think it’ll last? That’s what I thought.

Megan looks extra delicious in a black bikini strolling along the beach and wading her sexy feet in the ocean water. I’d do anything to hang out with her. I don’t care if her hubby comes along. He can pay for the dinner bill. I love you Megan. I’ll wait for you.

As far as my personal life, well Bambi and Barbie called and wanted to meet up with me. I thought they washed their hands of me but we talked and will take it easy and see how things go. I’m just happy that I’m back with the fringe benefits (smile). It’s been a while.

What’s up folks it’s the Lance Man back for another week of Celebrity Bikini Gossip fun!

Anyways, I’ve hit the motherload and wanted to share it with you. Check out these hot pictures of Hollywood starlet – Megan Fox – wearing a sexy black bikini.

I think she’s super hot but not as hot as everyone is making her out to be. She’s cute in the face but I like a woman who has a little more up top. She really needs to spend some of those movie dollars on an enhancement or two. I think it would really boost her appeal. Well it would for me at least.

Everyone says that Megan Fox is dumb but I don’t care about that. I don’t need a woman to show me how smart she is because I can’t do anything with her brain if you get my drift.

Notice the tattoed paragraph that she has on her side. Are those her movie lines?