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Kanye West’s Next Gig Could Be Designing High-School Football Uniforms

Kanye West may be taking his love for Calabasas straight to Calabasas. According to TMZ, West has met with the school officials of Calabasas High School in the hopes of rebranding the school’s sports program. If West gets his way, the school’s colors would change, the football team would get newly designed Yeezy uniforms, and the Calabasas Coyotes would become the Wolves (maybe the fight song will come from The Life of Pablo?).

While nothing has been confirmed by either the Calabasas school system or West himself (neither responded to requests for comment), the pairing seems plausible. The Calabasas athletics program currently has a deal with Adidas, as does West with his Yeezy fashion line. West has also made his love of the Valley clear (besides marrying Calabasas native Kim Kardashian West), releasing a line of now-sold-out Calabasas merch this past March.

According to TMZ, part of the deal would involve West making a donation to the school to go toward improving the facilities. And even if this gig falls through, maybe the world will see football uniforms on the runway next season as a consolation prize?

To have Kim Kardashian as a mother is to be continually dressed up, to be prepared at all times for the awaiting paparazzi. As Mariah Carey might put it, this particular look is a “black, sheer moment” that both Kim and North are accessorizing with corresponding mysterious expressions.

Photo: By Marc Piasecki/Getty Images.

While Kim’s looks can sometimes appear . . . constricting or uncomfortable, North—who, it can at times be possible to forget, is still a toddler—usually gets to wear the more comfortable “chill” version.

Photo: By Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images.

Oh, you haven’t attended a sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden doubling as a fashion collection presentation, both of which were made by your father?!?!

Photo: By Kevin Mazur/Getty Images.

Not all of their looks are, like, crystal-studded, latex leotards, or whatever. Here, mom and daughter wear basic blacks.

Photo: From Getty Images.

North’s sleeping face is adorable and the main event here, but the way in which her black coat matches Mom’s and her denim jeans match Dad’s jacket is also pretty great.

Photo: From Rex/Shutterstock.

We cannot be 100 percent sure that Kim didn’t spotlight this photograph in a tweet promoting a feature on her app, with the all-caps title “WINTER WONDERLAND LOOKS,” or something similar, but we would feel pretty confident placing a bet that she did!

Photo: From FameFlynet.

If we were a different type of person, we would type “Mom-Daughter #goals” for this caption. (Though this caption basically has the same effect, so maybe we are that kind of person.)

Photo: From Getty Images.

To have Kim Kardashian as a mother is to be continually dressed up, to be prepared at all times for the awaiting paparazzi. As Mariah Carey might put it, this particular look is a “black, sheer moment” that both Kim and North are accessorizing with corresponding mysterious expressions.

By Marc Piasecki/Getty Images.

While Kim’s looks can sometimes appear . . . constricting or uncomfortable, North—who, it can at times be possible to forget, is still a toddler—usually gets to wear the more comfortable “chill” version.

By Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images.

Oh, you haven’t attended a sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden doubling as a fashion collection presentation, both of which were made by your father?!?!

By Kevin Mazur/Getty Images.

Not all of their looks are, like, crystal-studded, latex leotards, or whatever. Here, mom and daughter wear basic blacks.

From Getty Images.

This isn’t quite a twinning picture—though it would be fun if Kanye was wearing a matching ballet outfit in this shot, as well—but any North-as-ballerina picture is cause for joy (or, at the very least, a double-tap).

From FameFlynet.

Can you tell which shoe belongs to North and which to Kim?!??!!?? (This seemed like a better caption in our heads than it does written out, but we are sticking with it!)

Both from Getty Images.

Kim is wearing a jacket emblazoned with her own face here, which is the main takeaway of this image, and which we would spend an embarrassing amount of money for, were it on sale.

From Broadimage/Rex/Shutterstock.

The family that sits in the front row of a chic fashion show together . . . stays together (and, uh, gets photographed many times in rapid succession together).

From Getty Images.

En route to Easter Sunday services, Kim and North look positively saint(West)ly (sorry, sorry, there is no excuse for that).

From Getty Images.

North’s sleeping face is adorable and the main event here, but the way in which her black coat matches Mom’s and her denim jeans match Dad’s jacket is also pretty great.

From Rex/Shutterstock.

We cannot be 100 percent sure that Kim didn’t spotlight this photograph in a tweet promoting a feature on her app, with the all-caps title “WINTER WONDERLAND LOOKS,” or something similar, but we would feel pretty confident placing a bet that she did!

From FameFlynet.

If we were a different type of person, we would type “Mom-Daughter #goals” for this caption. (Though this caption basically has the same effect, so maybe we are that kind of person.)