This is a neat poster.
My engine broke and the cop cars just pushed the car to it's destination.
Oh no! Hitler's going to fuck me in the ass! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mafi-Oz II.
A bunch of cops were chasing me, so I turned and made my car skid over the side, through the guardrails, off the highway to the street below. The cops followed me off the side of the highway. You can see one of the cop cars turning to go over the side of the highway on the minimap in the corner.

LOL and then someone builds merc treads or a FON and you're done son.
especially if jarvan or garen does it.
you're extra done.

Not with mushrooms that do 1200 damage in 4 seconds and a dart that does 700 damage with 2 (+1 or 2 with AP?) seconds of blindness. Master yi and Nocturne are the only to fuckheads I've seen able to straight up dominate Teemo :(

Not with mushrooms that do 1200 damage in 4 seconds and a dart that does 700 damage with 2 (+1 or 2 with AP?) seconds of blindness. Master yi and Nocturne are the only to fuckheads I've seen able to straight up dominate Teemo :(

Lure into mushrooms with your squishiness and pick away with poison. If someone gets too close you can hope your team and your blindness will save you for long enough to get away. Boots of mobility and your natural ghost are pretty nice in that respect.

most of these things I've actually just picked up on recently after playing for over a year, it's a pretty easy game to jump into if you play the tutorial or have someone explaining it. trying to play ja2 on my own was such a confusing clusterfuck so I kinda gave up. I do want to try it again though.

Lure into mushrooms with your squishiness and pick away with poison. If someone gets too close you can hope your team and your blindness will save you for long enough to get away. Boots of mobility and your natural ghost are pretty nice in that respect.

Well you see it's not to get prevent the snaring of myself, but instead to let me run away if someone snares me and starts their ultra DPS melee. Yeah Teemo can be caught off guard and ganked easily, but on his terms (which LoL lets you play on 99% of the time if you're not retarded, it's practically the entire premise of the game) he can wreck shit and be extremely hard to catch. And most people will chase Teemo because he's so squishy. Place 3 mushrooms around whatever forest you're closest to or a bit down the lane and you're set to fall back and turn the tides as soon as they trip it.

it's the most infuriating, horrible, and most unfun game ever. it injects NOTHING but hostility in the air, and makes even the best of friends hate each other, because the game somehow makes everyone into super-serious no fun mode. the community is horrible, claiming that you can't like a champion unless you consistently win every game with them. they also have the ability to vote to ban you from playing the game for an extended period of time based on nothing but your ability to play. the people who are "good" at the game are elitist fucking assholes that scream at you for not knowing how to push an entire lane by yourself the first time you play, and the bad people are so horrible at the game that they can't use a keyboard. not only that but the bad players act exactly like the elitists.

the memes that spew out of this game are also incredibly unfunny. think portal memes, but worse, and way more spergy.

Well you see it's not to get prevent the snaring of myself, but instead to let me run away if someone snares me and starts their ultra DPS melee. Yeah Teemo can be caught off guard and ganked easily, but on his terms (which LoL lets you play on 99% of the time if you're not retarded, it's practically the entire premise of the game) he can wreck shit and be extremely hard to catch. And most people will chase Teemo because he's so squishy. Place 3 mushrooms around whatever forest you're closest to or a bit down the lane and you're set to fall back and turn the tides as soon as they trip it.

there is so much wrong with this statement.
An organized team will NOT CHASE.
That's like the univeresal truths of LoL
don't chase shaco into bushes
don't go into a bush with garen

And what is teemo going to do for the team out of the fight?
Why are you arguing this?
It's not like he has morde's secret passive.

there is so much wrong with this statement.
An organized team will NOT CHASE.
That's like the univeresal truths of LoL
don't chase shaco into bushes
don't go into a bush with garen

And what is teemo going to do for the team out of the fight?
Why are you arguing this?
It's not like he has morde's secret passive.

Maybe I haven't reached the elitist upper ranks of ultra-serious creeps that is the upper tier of the league community then. Because everyone follows me into a bush and if they don't all the better for me. I like Teemo, holy shit.

i was playing as blitzcrank on a free week, and then i went to attack shen and then my idiot rage friend went "DUDE no U Dnt CHASEeZZ SHEN into A BUSH ON SUNDAY WHEN IT'S RAINING AND WHEN HE IS EXACTLY 3.34 LEVELS AHEAD OF YOU YOU fucKING SCURKBB"

most of these things I've actually just picked up on recently after playing for over a year, it's a pretty easy game to jump into if you play the tutorial or have someone explaining it. trying to play ja2 on my own was such a confusing clusterfuck so I kinda gave up. I do want to try it again though.

You should play MP wit me then, I taught mbbird and foos and German and smallfry(kinda) how to play, it's actually really easy when you figure out how to do some things. It's a different kind of sperg I guess.

there is so much wrong with this statement.
An organized team will NOT CHASE.
That's like the univeresal truths of LoL
don't chase shaco into bushes
don't go into a bush with garen

And what is teemo going to do for the team out of the fight?
Why are you arguing this?
It's not like he has morde's secret passive.

you make it sound like we play super serious and that we play ranked, most of the guys we play with are level 20 and under, i think its going to be ok if we play as a champ that might not live up to your impossibly high expectations