Stephen Colbert Destroyed Kim Kardashian’s App

Over the past few weeks, there’ve been no less than 800 novel-length takedowns of the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app which I didn’t read because I only need two words to tell me not to touch it, and those words are Kim Kardashian. As for the rest of America, it’s plunked $85 fucking million into it trying to become the virtual version of what Kim used to be to Paris Hilton minus that time Kim tried to breathe in Paris’ soul through a stab wound thus becoming her which everyone mysteriously forgot about after Kris Jenner obtained The Demon’s Bible. But enough facts and history, here’s Stephen Colbert ripping it apart in four minutes. (h/t Uproxx)