Robert Rearden: The principal French horn of the Florida Orchestra will perform works by Brahms, Bach, Bozza and Dvorak at 8 p.m. at St. Petersburg College Music Center, 6605 Fifth Ave. N, St. Petersburg. Free, donations accepted. (727) 341-7984.

Hairspray:USF stages the Tony-winning play about teenager Tracy's dreams of making the Corny Collins Show in 1960s Baltimore. It's at 8 p.m. at University of South Florida Theater 1, 4202 E Fowler Ave., Tampa. $15–$20.

Season premiere;Suburgatory, 9:30 p.m., ABC: Wilmer Valderrama is back while he waits for MTV to cook up another show for him to host. Where is Ashton Kutcher, anyway?

Series premiere;My Life Is a Lifetime Movie, 10 p.m., Lifetime: It's like an hourlong Lifetime movie every week, but as a reality show. Deal Diva Stephanie says this is possibly the best idea for a series ever in the history of television.

Season premiere;American Horror Story: Asylum, 10 p.m., FX: In a novel twist, the bulk of the cast from the first season of this awesome show returns in a different era, in a different state, in a different setting, as different characters. Bonus: The house from last year is for sale in reality. Start bidding.