As above, so below.

Indianapolis – Lines were long and tempers flared Wednesday not to vote but to get paid for canvassing for Barack Obama. Several hundred people are still waiting to get their pay for last-minute campaigning. Police were called to the Obama campaign office on North Meridian Street downtown to control the crowd.

Good grasp of the fundamentals, there. Ever notice that while it takes years of study to properly understand Marxism (and many more years of study to learn how to properly excuse its routine failure to do anything except turn live peasants into dead ones in mass quantities), but anybody can set up a working capitalist system in roughly thirty seconds?

Yeah, there’s a reason for that.

Moe Lane

PS: Read the whole thing: there’s a heck of a punchline there from the paper itself.