As I sit here puzzled, wondering what all the commotion is, and then it dawned on me. "This is that old Star Trek site where Picard and Riker phase a duck." And now it's not. Now. Now, it's Pacard. Now, NOW, it's awesome. NOW. NOW IT'S EPIC!!! LONG LIVE PATRIK PACARD!!!! YOU'RE STILL IN DANGER HERE ALL ON YOUR OWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!