WEDNESDAY:Huzzah!Rihanna is named Harvard University Humanitarian of the Year. That’s a day after she landed her 30th Billboard Top 10 song — “Love on the Brain” — a feat achieved only by the Beatles and Madonna. As she’d say: “Work, work, work, work, work, work …”

THURSDAY: Hmmm. Citing doctors’ orders, Beyoncé, who is pregnant with twins, pulls out of Coachella this spring but says she will headline the music festival in 2018. Hey, tickets might be affordable now.

FRIDAY: Huzzah! “Get Out” has it all: horror, comedy, social commentary — and a 100 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That should scare up a good audience.