Copy this to your profile if you have no idea why you're copying this to your profile.

Copy this to your profile for the sake of coping something to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

You dont care if you're not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason, copy this on to your profile.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

You Know You're an Author When:1. You talk to yourself2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!5. You have read a 250page book in less than a day6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)6. Your writing teacher hated you.6. You failed English class.7. You didn't notice there were three #6's.

You say Gossip Girl, I say Supernatural

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Misha Collins

You say vampires and werewolves, I say angels and demons

You say pink, I say black

You say Mustang, I say Impala

You say Team Edward, I say Team Free Will

You say jerk, I say bitch

You say Pattison, I say Winchester

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and paste it onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let Life wonder how the heck you did that!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again!

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

If you are one of the endangered species because Jasper Hale/Jackson Rathbone is a hell of a lot hotter then copy and paste this into your profile.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...(Bold the ones that apply to you!)

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of criticism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses' e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

19. If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you any more when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like criticism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies' eyes.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you’re one of the 3 percent that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!', copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in the year 2014 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on

Total=17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink Go to your mom for advice You consider cheer leading a sport You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall. (i like shopping at the mall, just not randomly hanging out there all day). You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance?It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologneYou love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kidLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything

Total=9

May need a tissue

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road,

the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.

Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Mommy, I Love You!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Everytime you pass this on, you give a chance to those who didn't say: 'Good bye'.

It's okay to cry. I did, so can you

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian,because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

its so cruel how people treat them. I’m not against gays. it doesn't bother me,you fall in love with who ever you want and sometimes you can't help it.

Rose thought that she didn't exist at all in the parallel world before she moved there with her mother and Mickey, but it turns out that she's in for a surprise. There is a parallel Doctor who she didn't even know about, who went through the same experiences as her Doctor. Only, he didn't save her life on Satellite 5, leaving her to die, and making it so he never regenerated.

Maximum Ride wakes up with no memory of who she is or where. So what Happens when she meets Percy Jackson and the rest of the gang? And what if a new evil is rising up. An evil that only Skye Rider the lost Olympian can stop. With a little help from the flock and the demigods. This is my first official fanfiction ever posted! Read and Review. Alice Heart

Takes place in the 2010/2012 version! Jed is actually Thor and Hawkeye is determined to help his now mortal brother, teammate, and friend out in the fight against the Koreans. So it shouldn't surprise anyone when he shows up and saves Jed's life. But it does, and after running from the enemy, Clint sends a message to the Avengers and knows that they'll be coming. They always will.

How could four little words hurt me so badly? They hurt me more than this new agonizing sensation. Since that attack in the woods my body is on fire... Just four little words and a few actions changes my destiny forever... Yea I changed it .

A certain battle-worn taicho was found by the Cullens in the woods. Will he make a few new friends or will he make new enemies instead? Follow the said taicho as he find his way back to Soul Society. Idea adopted from ZoeyExtreme.

Percy joins the Soldiers of Chaos because the campers and gods have forgotten him and Annabeth cheats on him, or does she? Will camp be able to defeat Gaea, or perish. Inspired by other Soldiers of Chaos. Rated teen for swearing! R&R

When Percy is abandoned by his friends, he joins Chaos and his troops...ultimately becoming the second most powerful being in the universe. I know, overused plot, but I tried to make mine different. Try it, pretty please?

Karalin had been sent to America by the British government to clean up the mess that the Walkers were making. Being the best in her class as an Assassin and a even better Black Ops Commander made her the perfect candidate for the job. Now her and her team of Assassins, that due to a little tinkering from the British Government are immune ...Full summary inside.

During and post Girl in the Fireplace . Rose saw The Doctor kiss Madam De Pompadour and went in to a deep depression. The Doctor bringing the Madam aboard didn't help. Can he make her stay? Has he lost her forever? Some chapters are kind of short .

After the words "love fades mine has" Rose runs away now armed with her inner Phoenix she became a elemental ex-Dhamper and to seal the deal got a twin sister with anger issues. Is up for adoption if interested please PM me!