My mama always said to me "Slutina Loquacious DeVille, one thought a day is all a brain like yours is good for" so I figured I should share my thought each day with all of you. Today's thought: I always give an Uber driver 1 star for being black

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuck up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuck up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

im just the opposite. If I don't smell their shit within a few months I lose interest.

That's the bottom of the wall cabinet the slug bounced off of after gowing through the guy's head and then into the drywall. I sprayed it with 18% H2O2 and luckily got no reaction. I sprayed everything down and got no reaction even while gutting the bathroom. Seems the cleaner crew did their job.

Did you find out if he married a fat lady? Usually guys who marry fat ladies kill themselves. Make sure you never marry demeter or you'll be sucking on the end of a gun barrel really soon.

I think you'd be sucking on a gun barrel way befor the actual marriage. I'm thinking a murder suicide. If it's her that decides to murder/suicide it would just be a suicide. ...Think about it. She's really dumb and fucks everything up.