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Tonight, on a self-pleasuring edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we peek in on a potential disaster in the making as a kid was asked by Jimmy Kimmel, during a segment on his show, how the United States should resolve its debt to China. The answer has set off a firestorm that could quite possibly lead us into World War III...or not. I'm going to bet on not, but there is a story to tell and we'll tell it.

Next, men are you sick and tired of women giving you crap when all you want is a little action? Well, science may have the answer for you as the "VR Tenga", a new product of a joint effort from adult toy company Tenga and virtual reality pioneer Oculus VR delivers a virtual experience you might not soon forget!

Later, it seems that Heisenberg is getting the last laugh as a British man died after accidentally drinking liquid meth from a bottle he thought was fruit juice. We'll see how the poor bastard went out, and ask how such a thing can even happen.

Finally, if you don't believe in superstition, this next story might change everything: An official inquest into the mysterious death of Jason Airey was unable to determine exactly what led the British man to suddenly stop living shortly after opening a container inscribed with the words "Pandora's box." We'll see what led to the heart stopping consequences and why you should toss some salt over your shoulder as soon as you hear it.