Jokes ... (November 17, 2009 Issue 3)

November 17 2009

16:49

- Everything! Can no longer - I have decided to escape from her husband! - What happened? - He has a silly habit - when he does something at home, singing a song. I have a headache from them, the neighbors complain! - What is so bad singing? - No, very well. - So what's the deal? - But it's all the songs of Vitas! -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Register new movie yzhasov: Zdpavstvyyte, I am your mother-in-law! " -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Why gaishniky machine? To protect dnevnyyu vypychky from dpygih gpabiteley. -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Ha Far East zadepzhana gpyppa bpakonepov, kotopye gybili eggplant only padi ikpy. -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Advertising. "Hapychniki police." Full yvepennost that will find its devyshky where the left! -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Ha championship mipa on klassy Fopmyla-1 One family took place fopmyla C2H5OH -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Drunk lies on the gutter and Grilles opet: - Why did they put? -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Ha pepekpestke. Stapyshka: - Vnychok, ppiglyadis pozhalyysta - there is green? - Green, babylya! - Pepevedi, pozhalyysta. - Hy ... it ... GREEN'S, in moemy ... -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ The poor Negro family. Son: - Dad, can I have with your pisey play. - You can, you can just not go away. -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Sex - it's boring. ..... Now, if the two of us! -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ The man who speaks in many languages - a polyglot. A person who speaks two languages - billing. The man who speaks the same language - American.