Rocking Chair

hahaha ROCKING CHAIRSSSSSS BIATCH!

Oh rrly God.
Oh my sweet, sweet buttlicking son of
Mary and Joseph.
Back the fun bus the fuck up.
That canes a
rocking chair.
Shit, man, I don' t
know what to say.
Don' t get it, doucheface? Let me
spell this bitch out for you:
You can rock forward
You can rock the fuck backward., Nobody' sludging
your shit. Am T? Fuck no
Old people sit in these. and those fuckers are wise as
shit.
Look at this smug. newfagg Whit on the ..".
right, Look at this mug motherfucker, E
Don' t you look at that and think "I want to smear my .
ass all over that slut''? I
please. You want to tape that buuh
with your asscheeks.
Christ Almighty, I could sit down in one of these
biddies all day and not even give half a shit.
I are going out of my fucking mind just looking at this.
I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my godd stun eyes.