Full pokemon song verson: Wake up in the morning feeling like the very best.
Got a charmander, I'm out the door, I gotta catch the rest.
But first I'll bat-tle a squir-tle, get some pokeballs.
Cause when I leave for the night I gotta catch 'em all.
I'm talkin'
Going through Viridian an
Finding Brock in his Gym gym
Learning metal claw so I can beat him him
dun dun dun
keep going

when I'm done with Pewter City
maybe I'll have a Pidgey
cause spearows are just *******************
Pikachu! Will rape you!
Lulz I named my rival douche.
Poke balls! Catch 'em all!
Yat my charmander evolved.
Tik Tok! Why does Brock
Have to have these rock! types

Woah woah woooah woah wooooooah
Now the battle don't start til we lock eyes.
Misty dresses like a ho but that's no surprise.
I'd say "I'd hit that" but I might get arrested for pedophile.
Cause honestly she acts like an overgrown child.