So I received this Chermazing postcard the other day, all the way from Utah. My friend Robert Alfons, whose band Trust is away on tour currently, and I can’t think what made him think of me; the pony [I hope], Cher [I’m hoping not], or the spilled bottle of brown alco-pops disguised as brandy [no way, that’s not it, nope, that’s absurd, i never drink that, I drink Ouzo only].
Click below to see Trust‘s beautiful kaleidoscopeful video by Petra Collins for his acoustic rendition of Sulk, filmed earlier this year.

Wowja. Winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 3, Raja just released her new video Sublime. I thought Raja was singing to me when the first line came out her mouth:

“Oh your body feels tight, are you ready to go?”

I mean, because I was just complaining that my hamstrings were feeling a little tight today. Sorry Raja, I’m not ready to go, I just had a tad too much Pad Thai and I’m feeling a bit sluggish and farty actually.
I love that Raj-him does the walk of shame “for her life” and then Raj-her wakes him up from his power-nap to dangle her nail-laces all over his face.
[Best bit @ 6.57_ Grace Jones-esque hat-trix]
H#sht#g RAJmazing

Riffing off her NME interviews, Charlie Hides of CharlieHidesTV, does a glamazing Lana.
I giggle-gagged when she brings out her H&M bag, I can just totally imagine her keeping a hairbrush in there, and some fake tear-ducts,
just
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caseKylie is a big fan, and he also does a super accurate depiction of Her Royal HighnessMDNA.

For anyone who watched “Liz & Dick” last night, I think it’s worth noting what the late, great Elizabeth Taylor said in a 2011 interview for Harper’s Bazaar about the effect of a celebrity-obsessed culture, such as the one we find ourselves in now with Lindsay Lohan, of all people, portraying this truly iconic film star…

“…sometimes I think we know too much about our idols and that spoils the dream.”

If there’s one thing cutererer than twinks with puppies, it’s twinks with puppies wearing Ralf Lauren sweaters.
I imagine they have totally opened up a puppy parlor and they will look after your furry friend for like $20 a day. What do you mean the puppy parlour is in the UK, I’ll just fly over and pick him up. Will Zayn be there [?] in that case it’s my turn to pick him up from the doggy day-care!
Unfortunately this was a temporary setup for a photo shoot that just came out in Wonderland‘s Obsessed Issue, more aptly named the ‘Adorbs‘ Issue.
I got very confused whilst watching this as the boys were so cute and the puppies were so cute that they kept doing a visual switcheroo, and i was positive at one point that I saw a Labrador stroking Liam, and i saw a small Louis sat on a doggie’s lap. Too much cute !