You dont want a german shepherd. Unless you train them they’re big, stupid, and refuse to shut up. Sweetest dogs ever, but do you really want to get clobbered every time you get home, or go up and down stairs, or in and out the back door?

Get a Lab. Or a wiener dog. Or a pitbull. Or a bulldog. Something loving that wont beat your ass out of excitement xD

Quint: *In my experience* both are finicky, prone to chronic health problems, and generally not worth the money spent on them. Additionally every yellow lab I’ve ever met is dumber than a box of hammers, I assume due to generations of inbreeding to keep them “pure”.

Also please note that a yellow lab (pictured) is not the same thing as a golden retriever. I fuckin’ love retrievers.

Where can i purchase said box of hammers? I mean, a whole box? Stacked with hammers inside? HAMMERS IN BULK? Screw spitting at the cars from that overpass jeff, we’ve got HAMMERS to throw instead! LOTS OF THEM!

Sell some of em too. To kids, convicts, everyday family men…. it’s like a drug xD