boyfriend isnt turned on

saw this posted but cant seem to find it to respond directly to the statement

First let me state right up front I am GAY... that out of the way.

I have helped more women bring life into a man in long term relationships.

A few of them knock on my door (the men) no they are not closeted, just plain horny. Because I am willing to find all the pleasure spots on his body.

The FIRST thing you should do is buy a book called "What every straight woman should know about sex; by a gay man." You may have to special order it,,IT'S WORTH THE WAIT!!!

Are you sleeping with him? Ever spoon with him? In the middle of the night let your hand slip into his shorts,,a warm hand on a piece of cold meat will bring forth the giant. Ever thought of waking him either in the morning (when it is the best time for his juices to be flowing) or try it in the middle of the night, while he is sleeping, same way in the AM ( OH you willl be rewarded) ,with oral sex? Remember a stiff dick knows no excuses. Areas to pay special attention is that area where his thighs meet his crotch. You will be amazed at the results,, also a testical GENTLY rolled around in your mouth, one first and then the other, also that area that we men call the nether area, just behind the testicals moving towards his anus. Actually most straight men dont even know the pleasure, there are nerve endings in the area that will drive a man crazy. I have gotten ahead of myself (again another pun) If you do this long enough his rectum will actually open up,,, and inside just towards his D**K about one knuckle's depth, you will find a little chestnut shaped organ,, rub that a little bit and see the man go CRAZY, NO LONG FINGERNAILS PLEASE and a wet finger helps a lot,, you might try spit or use just a bit of KY.

Now some of you might find this gross,, if you lick a mans anus he is likely to blow right away,, and then UP for more for you. There are as many nerve endings in a mans anus than in your vagina. And most dumb straight men never exprience the joy of it. You can start this trick in the joint (sorry no pun intended) shower,,then you know you have washed the area throughly.If you do this long enough his rectum will actually open up,,, and inside just towards his D**K about one knuckle's depth, you will find a little chestnut shaped organ,, rub that a little bit and see the man go CRAZY, NO LONG FINGERNAILS PLEASE and a wet finger helps a lot,, you might try spit, which there should be plent of at this point, or use just a bit of KY.

Go after what you want,, if you are lying there like a dead fish,,,you end up in yesterday's newspaper. Or you can kiss his ass goodbye as it heads out the door. Give him what he has never expected/experienced, be a bit agressive but not lilke a $10 whore.