hey, i just thought i would tell you that using an [magic] 8 ball is sorcery...it opens up the door for satan to attack you. just letting you know. i would ask forgiveness and get rid of it i were you.

He's right. I used a magic 8 ball and Satan attacked me. Or maybe it was my cat, I'm not sure. No, it must have been Satan. Come to think of it, one of my earrings went missing the day I used the 8 ball. And a year after I bought it, I got a flat tire.

Look... just buy a \"Magic\" 8-ball and crack it open. It's obvious how the damn thing works; it's an 8-sided die with text on each face, suspended in fluid of slightly higher density than the die. There isn't any pixie dust in there.

Hey, I just thought that I would tell you that believing in the Bible is sorcery... it opens up the door for God (who is infinitely more evil than Satan) to rot your brain, lower your IQ and destroy your critical faculties & ability to think for yourself. Just letting you know. I'd do the intelligent thing and get rid of it, if I were you.