Now, all the socially conscious digital hunter-gatherer types out there can stalk pre-purchased prey for 4 to 6 months before their chooks get headless.

“FINALLY! THIS IS WHAT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!”

GPS bracelets fitted to chickens will track stats like what they eat and how much they move. The facial recognition technology will allow users of the app—called GoGo Chicken—to watch their bird on their smartphones.

Right now only 100,000 birds have been fitted with the fowl fitbits, but the Shanghai-based company hopes to include 23 million birds into the project over the next three years.