Tag Archives: Jim Bakker

“The Lord said, ‘Bobby, if you don’t get up and rebuke this tornado, I’m going to blow the building away, hurt a lot of people and hold you responsible.’ So I got up and prophesied to the winds – and you can see it – it’s in the film on the Weather Channel. When the prayer goes up to bind …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker used his television program today to warn his audience that “civil war is coming to America.” Bakker kicked off his warning by recounting an incident from more than a decade ago when he was on television and God suddenly spoke to him, telling him that “there is …

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Televangelist Jim Bakker said on his show yesterday that “prophet friends” are warning him that something bad is very imminent. “Within weeks,” they say, “a crisis is gonna hit.” It’ll happen before Christmas! It’ll be “irreversible and shock the world.” Bakker, of course, has a solution to that. The prophets say that a …

“I don’t dare wear a Trump hat. The evil in this country is so bad, if I was a Republican – which I have been my whole life – I couldn’t wear a hat with my candidate on it without concern about being murdered in the street. They’re putting us in a corner and I won’t shut up. “I’m in …

Scamvangelist multiple felon Jim Bakker today promised that when the end times come, you’ll be able to trade his slop bucket coffee for a new car. “I believe Donald Trump was given by God to give us a respite and give us a time of prosperity. Do you think the evil Antichrist spirit is sitting back? They’re fighting tooth and …

“This is what He told me. He said, ‘Donald Trump is a respite in this troubled times and I sent him in grace to give you time to prepare for what’s coming on earth’. God has given us a man who is not afraid to fight. We have a president people think is crazy. They call him crazy, but he’s …

“You know the one thing we never talk about, is one of the few gels and products that cures, gets rid of all venereal diseases. This is like a miracle in a tube!” – Scamvangelist and felon Jim Bakker, promoting his Silver Solution Starter Kit, which for a mere $100 will take care of the STDs that God righteously smited …

“What I’ve seen, what Trump is going through, is exactly what happened to me. When the parole board looked me in the eye and said, ‘Jim, we believe you’re that you’re not guilty’ – it shook all the way to Washington. They could not tolerate the fact that the board had said I wasn’t guilty. They did everything they could …

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal of Good Mythical Morning, a YouTube morning show, purchased a giant bucket of apocalyptic food from televangelist Jim Bakker. Then they ranked the contents from best (“Armageddon-er Done!”) to worst (“28 Diarrheas Later”). It only cost them $175 for the bucket, plenty of time for cooking, and whatever …

Yesterday Jim Bakker interviewed former Roy Moore spokes-loon Janet Porter about her so-called “Heartbeat Bill” – which Porter claims would outlaw abortion “before the mother even knows she’s pregnant.” And as usual, things went directly into crazy territory. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker claimed that God has sent two scientists to earth who would have found the …

Politico today published a fascinating (and frightening) deep dive into the growing influence of rabidly pro-Trump Christian television networks. An excerpt: In the past two years, largely out of view of the coastal media and the Washington establishment, a transformation has taken place. As Christian networks have become more comfortable with politics, the Trump administration has turned them into a …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: When tsunami-stopping and ant-reviving pastor Frank Amedia appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show”, he was joined by several members of his POTUS Shield organization, who collectively engaged in an extended prayer to protect President Trump from the “evil forces” of the deep state, in addition to the “witches and warlocks” who have been …

After comedian Joy Behar mocked Mike Pence for claiming that God directly speaks to him, Jim Bakker’s wife Lori has decided that liberals want to throw all Christians in the loony bin. Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “If the world is thinking that we’re all mentally ill, do you know what’s going to happen next? They …

According to bisexual scamvangelist and food slop bucket kingpin Jim Bakker, last month’s fatal Amtrak derailment in Washington state was a warning from God about…. something! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Noting that the train was on its maiden voyage on a new stretch of track, Bakker likened the derailment to the sinking of the Titanic, which apparently …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that there is so much hatred of Christianity in America that he cannot even preach the Gospel on his show because he could be killed for doing so. The people who hate God, Bakker said, “have beat back all opposition, they …

End Times scamvangelist and bisexual felon Jim Bakker has launched a 24-hour live-streaming home shopping network, where you can buy his food slop buckets, Jesus trinkets, Mike Huckabee books, and various tributes to God’s Chosen One, Donald Trump. On sale TODAY ONLY are $125 tubs of hydrolyzed collagen so that you will look your best when God rains down his …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: A weeping Jim Bakker brought one of his grandchildren on to his program today to beg people to stock up on his buckets of End Times survival food so that they can avoid taking the Mark of the Beast when all hell breaks loose if Democrats manage to kill President Trump and/or regain …

While hawking his Official End Times Jesus His Damn Self ornaments on his show today, bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker revealed that saying “Merry Christmas” was outlawed years ago. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker said that he has been searching for Christmas ornaments that feature Jesus instead of Santa because Christmas “is the birthday of Jesus Christ” and …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Trump is not crazy,” Bakker bellowed. “They want him to be crazy because they want to impeach him. There is nothing they can impeach him over because this thing with the collusion with Russia they can’t prove, but they want to say this man is crazy. They’re trying to get doctors to say …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that the attacks on President Trump are a sign that the White Horse of the Apocalypse is galloping across America and that the wildfires and Hollywood sexual assault scandals are God’s judgment on California. “This is that white horse today, this …