Caillou Lost Episode

Hi there, my name is Oliver. You see, my 4 year old cousin (his name is Daniel) is a HUGE fan of Caillou. Everytime it comes on, his eyes are glued to the TV. When I heard that he was visiting with me over Christmas holiday, I was pretty excited. I felt like giving him a Caillou DVD as a special gift.

His Caillou addiction changed after that. This is why Daniel became a permanent fan of Shimajirō and permanently moved to Japan.

You see, it was Christmas day, and Daniel already got his presents. He got his toys and stuff like that.

That evening, my parents went out to a party at a friends house for the rest of the night. The only ones at home were me and Daniel. I almost forgot about his special gift I wanted to give him, so I went on eBay and searched "Caillou DVDs".

At the very bottom of the third page, there was a DVD named "caILLou loST epISodE". It was poorly written in a blue Sharpie, and the DVD itself had no case, and it looked burnt. The good thing was that it was only 20 cents! I thought it was too good to be true, so I bought it.

The DVD arrived just in forty-five minutes. "Quicker than I thought." I said in my mind.

So, I went upstairs with Daniel, and popped it in the DVD player. A little menu came up, and I went to Episode Selection. I saw that it only had 5 episodes, so I picked the first one. I left the room so he could watch the DVD while I ate dinner.

When I was eating pizza, the lights flickered and the power went out for a minute. "Who did that?" I said to myself. "Oh well, there was a snow storm a week ago.

Right when I was about to eat my chicken salad, Daniel burst into the kitchen, looking as pale as a sheet.

"Oliver," his voice seemed weak.

"Are you okay?" I asked, worried. I felt his forehead and noticed that his temperature had gone up.

"Why did Caillou kill his parents and destroyed his home town?!?" My heart sank to rock bottom, like a stone, but soon I brushed it off.

"Oh i'm sure Caillou didn't killed his parents it's probably just your imagination." I reassured him. "Now you need some rest and medicine." I said. And we got to the living room.

After putting him to bed I watched some TV in my room. 25 minutes later I got curious as to what he saw. So I went upstairs and popped in the DVD into the DVD player and it began to play.

I went to the episode selection and tried all the episodes. However, I noticed only episode 1 worked so I selected that. Man I wish I could go back in time and take it back.

The theme song was distorted and the animation was a bit blurry, but I could recall some scenes.

The episode was called "Caillou's Rampage", with Caillou having a sinister expression on his face. The episode started with Caillou's parents coming back from the grocery store.

"Where's that toy I wanted?" Caillou asked, while he looked in the shopping bags.

"I'm sorry, Caillou," his dad remarked. "but it was all out of stock."

Then, Caillou started crying. But it didn't sound like his typical cry. It sounded like a human crying, as if the voice actress was crying.

The TV froze, the lights flickered, and the power cut out for 2 minutes now instead of 1 minute.

After the power out, I was very creeped out. I had goosebumps, sweating, shaking, and my teeth were chattering. I dialed 911 and showed the police the disc and they were disgusted. My family eventually found out and got back in a rush. I insisted that they destroy the disc but they didn't. The police placed the dvd in a bank fault near my home, which is where it remains today. When the police left, I got on my laptop and then went on to Gmail. I emailed Christine L'Heureux, the creator of the original Caillou books which were later adapted into the tv series we all know today. She responded the next day. She said this.

"One thing, how the hell did you find that? I never ever ever ever ever thought I would think about that old shame again! Please don't tell anyone about this Oliver, but this episode was created by a murderer named Edward Gonzalez. Edward was usually a pretty friendly guy and was polite to most staff members at first. He got a job at Cinar in 2001 but got fired in 2010. He was usually a very friendly staff member and was usually very happy with this job. But in 2008, his parents were killed in a massive shootout between the 2 rivaling African American gangs, the Bloods and the Crips while on vacation in California, causing him to go into a major depression. So he came up with morbid ideas. In 2010, Gonzalez found out that Caillou was closing production at the end of season 5 and passed off this episode as the series finale. At the time, at lunch breaks, Gonzalez started reading Mein Kampf which turned him into an anti semitist. He even forced Caillou's voice actress to do a sound effect on Caillou chocking. Luckily, the series finale was never aired after Teletoon realized the violent content this episode featured. He was fired and tried for treason long after he made this episode and the tape got buried somewhere in the woods of Quebec. Now back to Edward. He was a Mexican serial killer and rapist who killed more than 100 people, and raped around 385 women and girls in both Canada and America. He placed dead bodies in his freezer. In 2013 though, he left an apparent suicide note claiming he was going to live in Africa. However, no records claim he was ever there and he was last seen alive in Santa Monica, California purchasing a gun. He hasn't been seen since. Also you may be wondering how this episode got burned onto a dvd? I don't know! I don't! I am so sorry to the bottom of my heart, but I don't know how this episode got burned onto this disc! I'm so sorry Oliver! I'm so deeply sorry!"