We knew it was coming, and here it is: Russell and Taylor Armstrong's marriage counseling sessions, now served up for your macabre pleasure. It's pretty much what you would expect, and by that I mean it's incredibly depressing and it will make you feel like a gross peeping tom staring at a trainwreck.

Last night's installment of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 featured a birthday party for Taylor Armstrong's daughter, Kennedy. Taylor pulled out all the stops for a rodeo-themed bash, complete with a mechanical bull (start 'em early, right?). Yet no party, no birthday present, and definitely no song…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart can't control herself around Taylor Lautner, Kathie Lee Gifford has a big mouth, and the most flamboyant wedding planner in all of Beverly Hills returns to TV.

To me, it had always been a tie between Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump as to who were the most glitzy and extravagant of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, but due to the amount of spectacular attention paid to her dog Giggy and discovering that Vanderpump had been glamorous since the 80s, Lisa wins. So…