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A local woman has come forward in the public spotlight and claims to have 100 orgasms a day. Secular scientists are encouraging her claims, making up a condition called ‘Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder’ to support these very suspicious claims.

Having 100 orgasms a day is unnatural. At most a woman’s body is made to have only several orgasms a day, so as to please her husband as they are making babies.

If this woman is actually telling the truth, then there must be some sort of new evil spirit that can infect women and force their bodies to constantly have 100 orgasms a day.

About The AuthorBorn and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY

Nothing to comment on really about this woman. I just want to say that the author is terrible. Come on Dan. Female orgasms are to please the woman’s husband? I’m a lesbian and I can certainly still have orgasms without the need of a man. Another thing, a man and a woman don’t always have sex to have a baby. Does birth control suddenly negate a couple’s ability to climax? Plus your sentence structure is terrible and you have a lot of unneeded commas, as well as periods that should be semicolons. Check out my last comma because that’s how they should be used. Get off your testosterone trip and cease all this nonsense talk about evil spirits. This could very well be a disorder. Stop getting jealous because you can barely manage one orgasm. The only thing I’ll agree with you on is that yes this would be terrible. This woman isn’t feeling pleasure, only discomfort and pain.

Adam, shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a flying fuck what some dusty book says. I tear out pages from the bible and use them to wipe my menstrual blood. It’s pretty pathetic that you use some book written thousands of years ago as your basis for everything. Hate to break it to you, but in the real world nobody will take you seriously if you say “the bible says so” as evidence for everything.

For me, it doesn’t hurt, but after my fourth in a row, I just can’t feel it anymore. It’s as though I become desensitized. So I usually stop after my fourth, because there’s no point in continuing if you can’t feel anything.

Oh, and Dan, women have orgasms because they are pleasurable to us. The purpose of the female orgasm is so women feel pleasure, not to please men.