You know what it means, and I know what it means.Post the most embarrassing and awful stories you have. Tell the truth, because the more honest, the funnier it is. If you're a bit shy just remember, no one knows you in real life. So post away.
I'll start...
I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my dog walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my dog. FML

I actually dont know what FML means. But i see where your going with the story.

It was the last day of school in 4th grade and i wanted to be the first kid outside. I filled up my backpack as fast as i could and ran towards the staircase. I forgot to zip the backpack closed and as i got halfway down the staircase my entire backpack emptied everywhere. Well with 400 people charging towards me i had nothing to do but stand and watch all my stuff getting trampled on. I was the last kid outside

I was making out with shadow's girlfriend when his dog walks in and jumps on the bed.
I swear to God, I have to decide, do I finish or do I stop the dog?I finished. And then I stole the dog.

First off we went out for only 3 weeks, we didn't stay just friends, and three months later she gets herpes, so jokes on you.
Fourth off, that would be considered ****, sicko.
Seventh off, his name is Jeremy and he likes it when you tickle his balls, so have fun

You know what it means, and I know what it means.Post the most embarrassing and awful stories you have. Tell the truth, because the more honest, the funnier it is. If you're a bit shy just remember, no one knows you in real life. So post away.
I'll start...
I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my dog walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my dog. FML

You know what it means, and I know what it means.Post the most embarrassing and awful stories you have. Tell the truth, because the more honest, the funnier it is. If you're a bit shy just remember, no one knows you in real life. So post away.
I'll start...
I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my dog walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my dog. FML

(That's the best I can think of for now :p)

or i could go to Fmylife.com

I completely reccomend it, in fact, I want this thread to die so it can stay as a 5 star thread.

You know what it means, and I know what it means.Post the most embarrassing and awful stories you have. Tell the truth, because the more honest, the funnier it is. If you're a bit shy just remember, no one knows you in real life. So post away.
I'll start...
I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my dog walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my dog. FML

(That's the best I can think of for now :p)

or i could go to Fmylife.com

I completely reccomend it, in fact, I want this thread to die so it can stay as a 5 star thread.

Me and my girlfriend were home for lunch i go in the kitchen and make us some tacos and when i come back asking her what she wanted to drink i notice that she is on my bed taking her clothes off. So we start making out and doing other stuff =) and about 15 min later the fire alarm goes off i immediently ran into the kitchen to notice the ground beef was on fire i immedietly put out the fire when i get back in the room my gf was puting on her clothes pissed off at me for ruining her day... FML!!

Me and my girlfriend were home for lunch i go in the kitchen and make us some tacos and when i come back asking her what she wanted to drink i notice that she is on my bed taking her clothes off. So we start making out and doing other stuff =) and about 15 min later the fire alarm goes off i immediently ran into the kitchen to notice the ground beef was on fire i immedietly put out the fire when i get back in the room my gf was puting on her clothes pissed off at me for ruining her day... FML!!

You know what it means, and I know what it means.Post the most embarrassing and awful stories you have. Tell the truth, because the more honest, the funnier it is. If you're a bit shy just remember, no one knows you in real life. So post away.
I'll start...I was making out with my dog in my room. About two minutes into it, my girlfirnd walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my dog rolls over, and starts playing with my Girlfriend. Man's best friend my ass.
(That's the best I can think of for now :p)

I hate when you go out for lunch on your job and forget your wallet. I was getting chinese food the other day and i was starving. I ordered, sat there and read a magazine for a few minutes. They called my name so i went to go pay and realized i forgot my wallet. So i did the classic "i gotta go to my car" line and got out of there real fast. Didnt go back for about 2 months

I was 13 at the time and I was getting the bus back from school and the bus was completely packed with people so I couldn't grab a bar or a handle to keep my balance and then the bus quickly turned a corner and fell onto this old geezers lap! FM-bloody-L!

I was 13 at the time and I was getting the bus back from school and the bus was completely packed with people so I couldn't grab a bar or a handle to keep my balance and then the bus quickly turned a corner and fell onto this old geezers lap! FM-bloody-L!

I hate when you go out for lunch on your job and forget your wallet. I was getting chinese food the other day and i was starving. I ordered, sat there and read a magazine for a few minutes. They called my name so i went to go pay and realized i forgot my wallet. So i did the classic "i gotta go to my car" line and got out of there real fast. Didnt go back for about 2 months

You know what it means, and I know what it means.Post the most embarrassing and awful stories you have. Tell the truth, because the more honest, the funnier it is. If you're a bit shy just remember, no one knows you in real life. So post away.
I'll start...I was making out with my dog in my room. About two minutes into it, my girlfirnd walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my dog rolls over, and starts playing with my Girlfriend. Man's best friend my ass.
(That's the best I can think of for now :p)

I was 13 at the time and I was getting the bus back from school and the bus was completely packed with people so I couldn't grab a bar or a handle to keep my balance and then the bus quickly turned a corner and fell onto this old geezers lap! FM-bloody-L!

I gotta ask, if you were thirteen and taking a bus back from school, why was there an old geezer on the bus? Did the bus driver check his ID to make sure he went to the school?

I hate when you go out for lunch on your job and forget your wallet. I was getting chinese food the other day and i was starving. I ordered, sat there and read a magazine for a few minutes. They called my name so i went to go pay and realized i forgot my wallet. So i did the classic "i gotta go to my car" line and got out of there real fast. Didnt go back for about 2 months

far, why do you think it took me 2 months. No, i parked in the parking lot outside, but i didnt have my wallet, it was at work. So instead of driving back to work and then back to Ching Wa i just didnt go back. I didnt want to feel like an idiot, which is why i didnt go back for so long

If you left your wallet at work why didn't you go back for it rather than driving off?

because my job is a 10 minute drive to the chinese place. I wasnt gonna drive back to work, get my wallet, drive back to chinese place and pay for the food then drive back to work again to eat it. It just wouldnt make any sense