"They used to have the real cucumber slices in those salad things at the City Hall Dining Club," sighed Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford on the courthouse steps after being impeached by a Provincial Judge. "Those were good times..."

You can take my Monsanto genetically modified cucumbers when you pry them FROM MY COLD, DEAD, BALD FINGERS!/I didn't have to poop to shop a cucumber on to the "from my cold dead hands" meme of Charlton Heston and his flintlock

but i've been assured repeatedly here on fark that all the advents in modern food (gmo etc.) is just good science and science is the best so it couldn't possible be bad and anyone who thinks otherwise is an anti-vaxxer / conspiracy theorist / birther / truther / hipster

inner ted:but i've been assured repeatedly here on fark that all the advents in modern food (gmo etc.) is just good science and science is the best so it couldn't possible be bad and anyone who thinks otherwise is an anti-vaxxer / conspiracy theorist / birther / truther / hipster

Federal Minister of Health Leona Aglukkaq said a Canada-wide recall and ban will be issued within 24 hours. "The Government of Canada takes this very, very seriously," said the Minister. "Being hairless down there should be a matter of personal choice for Canadian men and women and not one taken away by a cucumber."

Mr.Hawk:Federal Minister of Health Leona Aglukkaq said a Canada-wide recall and ban will be issued within 24 hours. "The Government of Canada takes this very, very seriously," said the Minister. "Being hairless down there should be a matter of personal choice for Canadian men and women and not one taken away by a cucumber."

Smoky Dragon Dish:Mr.Hawk: Federal Minister of Health Leona Aglukkaq said a Canada-wide recall and ban will be issued within 24 hours. "The Government of Canada takes this very, very seriously," said the Minister. "Being hairless down there should be a matter of personal choice for Canadian men and women and not one taken away by a cucumber."