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DEXTER's JOURNAL by RonWelty

Dexter is lazy to feed our needs of journal news. So i will take charge on that.

DAY 1 - 4th December 2008

Hey guys. It's Dexter here. I'm here in my hotel room, in Russia. Moscow is really cold these days.
Last night we did a gig. It went well. I tried to find Tijs on the crowd but i failed. I'm missing him.
Greg K. is still drunk. Berlin Killed him. He said hi last night to the crowd. I was blown away.
Today I saw some russian jet fighters in a local airport. They're pretty. I want one for my birthday. I think I will beg myself for one. Some guys like girls, some like guys and others, shockin news, like both. Your Dexter don't. I like planes. They're powerful and let me fly. When I'm on shower I sing that famous song of Nelly Furtado, you know? Decent lady. I would do her if she wasn't such a sex addicted. I like my private space.

Noodles and Pete are always fun and amused. They really love touring life. I stay most time in my room trying to make my hair appeal more cute. ANd i do check you guys on our BBS.

Now i have to quit, because i'm in charge to buy vodka for our party this night. Don't worry i'm not winning some bad ulcer. It's for them. I only drink gringo bandido.

So, i will take off.

Take care and see you tomorrow!

P.S: Tomorrow Last gig in Russia!

EDIT: WARNING: ALL MY POST ARE JUST PRODUCT OF MY INSANE IMAGINATION AND DO NOT REFLECT DEXTER'S or OTHER BAND MEMBER OPINION NEITHER MINE. I LOVE THEM DEARLY!

Last edited by RonWelty; 12-04-2008 at 03:53 PM.

I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

RonWelty: Hello?
Noodles: hello, itęs noodles. Are you RonWelty?
R: sure. So nice to talk to you. How are you?
N: Man, Dexter was insane. What was he thinking about...
R: yeah i know..
N: But there's something i want to talk about; that girl CAMILA from the boards. SHE's so wrong. I do not had any sexual activity with that things in the road next to my hotel in Fortaleza. But, and no one can know about this, I know a "respectful" guy who did that...
R: Who? Dexter?
N: Nahhhh that bitch only cares about planes and bacterias...
R: Pete Parada?
N: Pete is a nice guy. Not him. And not Andrew too
R. NOOOOOOO ! Can't be Greg K.!
N. you got it. That man has a rock. Why do you think he do that weird swing thing? to let his penis dance along the music.
R. He seems like a decent and right man
N. mannn you don't know the real Greg K. You all think that Dexter is the man! NOT TRUE! Greg K. is the one that really owns us. Dexter is a slave. He wrote all stuff so Greg K. as the enough money to make all the babies he wants.
R. Why he likes to have so many kids?
N: you know! He hates latex.
R. Well, this was supposed to be a diary... Something to us, fans, know a little more about you. Told me something interesting!
N: I'm drunk all the time!
R: That we all know!
N. Okay, let me think. I voted Obama but I think i regret it now. He called clinton for the job. That girl is a bonekiller man. I prefer Palin instead!
R. But she is a republican!
N: man in the bed they are all the same! Itīs all about hard penetration!
R. You're saying things that most of your fans can't read!
N: Come ON! They all see pornography on the web! It's everywhere!
R. Sure, Well, last theme: what are you listening and what do you want for christmas?
N. Right, well i'm listening to new AC-DC's album. Hard Rock!
R: And the newest GnR's ?
N: I like IRS and the hit single. It was co-written by our good friend Freese
R. That did drums on your last two albums
N. Right! He is really good! Good rythm, good fill. We like to work with him!
R. And for Christmas?
N. I'm not into that!
R. Oh sorry! Do you want to say anything to all of your fans?
N: Fuck you!
R. Copy that. Strange my phone operator sent a message saying i'm owing 100 euros because of this connection! Didn't you called me?
N. errrmmm, I said concierge that it was up to you to pay the call...
R. Your little motheasda s fasdfsdfg deg w d sdfg sdfgh dfh dfagh
N. Bye everybody
R. asdfhdbgsdgsdgnjksdngcker

I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"