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Peyton should smoke weed. I grew up in an area where everyone smokes pot, so my high school football team was made up of stoners and small-time pot dealers instead of “jocks”. We won, too. We’d regularly beat every team from Beverly Hills to Compton, and nearly made it to the state championships during my senior year. We weren’t hippies either. Far from it. Let’s just say, Sean Payton would’ve loved our defense. Our old running back actually plays in the NFL now.

The .gif of that monkey kicking the kid in the face is all kinds of wicked awesome. I love how the monkey positions himself ahead of time like you can almost read his mind “Oh, no food, motherfucker?! Okay, I’m ‘a throw this over here. Now I’m gonna move over here. And stupid fucking kid goes to pick it up and….BAM!!!!”

The supercut was pretty good. Props for the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man and Beetlejuice.

However *deep breathe*

Blue Lou Boyle & Drexel Spivey or True Romance
Sauron of Mordor
Stansfield of The Professional
Suzie Toller of Wildthings
Catherine Tramell of Basic Instinct
None of the Bond Villains
William ‘D-Fens’ Foster of Falling Down
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz of Apocalypse Now
Gny. Sgt. Hartman of Full Metal Jacket
Maude of Inception
Ozymandias of Watchmen
Top Dollar of The Crow
Mr. Joshua of Lethal Weapon