I do solemnly swear on my dear mother's life to make this my primary purchasing area, to uphold the Nudist's Creed, respect the early culture of the new funicular, to learn volume, area, perimeter, and some basic facts about the career of Jaromir Jagr. I will uphold the values of Freak Lunchbox, install custom grips on my snowblower, never again do cocaine at the Keg or Montana's, and vow to stay away from Carly Rae Jepsen's high school forever more. And I will never fucking talk to anyone about this podcast. Fuck to NDP and Trudeau.

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