Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I hate to admit this but, I live about 10 miles from this particular establishment. First of all it's Gastonia. If you lived here no further explanation would be needed. Secondly this is why I always eat at KFC.

I hate to admit this but, I live about 10 miles from this particular establishment. First of all it's Gastonia. If you lived here no further explanation would be needed. Secondly this is why I always eat at KFC.

I knew a man Bojangles
and he fried for you
a chicken hen
But he ran out of legs,
and tried,,to substitute!
But then Mr. Gross got very cross
and said: Do these legs look chicken to you?
As he undressed, and cops sped there too...

Mr. Bojangles,
Mr. Bojangles,
what're you to do?
Arrest the Gross man
and please have a plan
so legs won't be an issue...