Human Centipede 3: Back Door Man

Can’t bring yourself to watch Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) yet? I hear you – I can’t get through the trailers without my gag reflex kicking in. And I’m still wondering how they got 499 people to get on their hands and knees and stick their faces in each other’s b-holes for the sake of furthering their movie careers. (Seriously, do you want the film credit of “Ass Mouth #209” on your resumé?)

While HC3 is now available on VOD, on the off chance you don’t wanna stick your face in it, here are four new ad posters, all of which I’m sure will get banned by some uptight b-hole. The first one is fairly gag-inducing once you comprehend what you’re looking at.

The next two are self-explanatory on a visual level. Bonus – naked chick! Not bonus – everything else.

The last one, while obscured, still gets the point across. And just what is the point? To explore uncharted medical territories for the advancement of health insurance rates? My guess is it’s to make the most offensive movie ever made.

To underscore the argument, IMDB.com gave H3C a 3.2 out of 10 rating, while Rotten Tomatoes gave it 7%. But wait – MetaCritic awarded a staggering 1% rating to the crappy (sorry) franchise installment.

Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) is one hour and 43 minutes long. Bet you can’t make it through the last 10 minutes.