I thought it was supposed to be crazy hot in New York right now, but apparently not, because here’s Olivia Wilde looking mighty chilly on the set of HBO’s upcoming “Rock ‘N Roll” series. Although it’s weird, because looking at these pictures is currently having the opposite effect on me — I’m all sweaty and overheated and I’m pretty sure I’m going to need to take off my pants. And I’m no meteorologist, but I have a feeling this sudden heat wave isn’t just localized in my mom’s basement right now. Enjoy.

If you’re anything like me, you get easily distracted by hotties in bikinis, so I don’t know if you guys noticed, but I haven’t done a post on Olivia Wilde here in a long time. And that’s because she was on hottie maternity leave. But now that she’s had her kid, it’s time to officially welcome the new MILF back to the site. And what better way than with some new bikini pictures? So take a look, and sorry, what were we talking about again? I got distracted.

Normally, my fantasy threesomes tend to involve the Little Tuna and a hottie sandwich, which always works for me, but I have a feeling this one is going to be a lot more fun for everyone. Because here’s Kate Hudson, Olivia Wildeand Rashida Jones making one hot threesome at something called the Courage in Journalism Awards. Which I think just might make this our classiest fantasy threesome yet. Time to break out my monocle and the fancy three-ply tissues I’ve been saving for a special occassion.

Looks like Olivia Wilde took my advice when I said she could use a little help with her wardrobe, but I never expected her to take it this far. Because here she is at the Rush premiere showing the proper way for a celebrity hottie to wear a pantsuit: with nothing on underneath. So forget everything I said about Olivia before, because all you ladies out there should be taking wardrobe lessons from her now. That said, I still think she could use a little professional help though. And by that I mean help removing her jacket. Luckily, I know just the guy: me.

Here’s Olivia Wilde out for a walk in another dumb t-shirt, and as much as I like her, I really think she needs some professional help with her wardrobe. I mean, a t-shirt and jeans are fine and all, but just think how much better these pictures would be if Olivia was wearing a pair of leggings, booty shorts, or a bikini. It’s an instant hotness upgrade. Anyway, that advice is on the house.
I just want to bring out Olivia’s full potential here.

Even though she’s wearing a Springsteen t-shirt to her big movie premiere instead of a handbra like I’d normally prefer, I like Olivia Wilde. So I’m going to give her a pass here. She seems pretty low-maintenance for a big-name hottie, which is nice. She also looks like she’d be fun to go get a beer or six with and then make some bad decisions. Well, scratch that, they might be bad for her, but they’d be great for me. Call me, Olivia.

I hope Olivia Wilde‘s vacation never ends, because I’ve got even more bikini pictures of Olivia for you guys. I guess she decided to take the day off yesterday after starting the week with two bikini posts in two days, but that’s alright, because she made up for it with an even better set today. I’m not gonna lie though, I was kinda hoping that one of these days a big wave might knock her top off a bit (or bottoms, for that matter). But hopefully Olivia’s just saving that for a grand finale on Friday.

I guess Olivia Wilde is making up for lost time, because after 7 years without a single bikini picture of her on the site, now we’ve been treated to two bikini posts in two days. Let’s just hope Olivia keeps this up, because I could get used to this. In fact, it’d make for a great daily feature on the site. And if we’re making up for lost time, I’d also like to remind Olivia that we’ve never had a picture of her naked on the site either. Shouldn’t we do something about that too? Email me.

Here’s a Hollywood Tuna first:Olivia Wilde in a bikini. I can’t believe it took 7 years for her to squeeze into a two piece swimsuit, but now that she did, I have to say I’m not disappointed. Let’s hope that we get even more pictures of her in a bikini in the near future because Olivia has banging body and should be showing it off every chance she gets.

It’s been way too long since we’ve seen Olivia Wilde, and to make up for it, here are a couple shots of her wearing a pair of tight leather pants to some event. Now, trust me, leather pants aren’t for everyone, especially if you’re a blogger with overactive sweat glands, but on a hottie like Olivia, they’re a thing of beauty. So enjoy.

It’s been a little while since I’ve done a post on Olivia Wilde; sometimes she looks great, other times I just don’t get it. But here she is outside The Daily Show, and looking pretty good. Let’s not go crazy or anything though. Don’t get me wrong, Olivia doesn’t look bad in these pictures, but I’m still kind of on the fence. It’s a good start, but I need to see more cleavage before I can make my final judgement. After all, I want to be fair and balanced here.

I sometimes have a hard time deciding if Olivia Wilde is a hottie or not, she has a tendency to be a bit of a two face, but that isn’t going to be an issue today because I’m focussing on the booty. Here she is waiting for her car at the valet parking wearing a nice pair of tight jeans and an even tighter t-shirt. That’s just the way I like her. The sunglasses don’t hurt either.

As I told you yesterday, Olivia Wilde is on the cover of British GQ for their comedy issue, she gave us a nice little boob jiggle to let us know. Now here she is hamming it up with an exploding cigar. I get it, comedy issue, but I’m more interested in those sweet breasts of hers. She can wear a clown nose, take a pie to the face or do whatever other lame comedy bit she wants, as long as she does it in a bra… I’m good.

So apparently British GQ has released or is releasing their comedy special and decided to have a whole bunch of comedians introduce it with a quick little video. Nothing too strange about that I guess. They also thought they’d splice in a clip of hottie Olivia Wilde jiggling her boobs just for good measure. I don’t understand it, I write about boobs and boners all day so I know nothing about comedy, but I like it. Check out the video and let me know what you think.