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11:29 pmMilu is playing with her favorite lobtster toy on the bed. She flips it off, runs over to the edge of the bed and stares at it on the ground.

"Milu, go get it. The floor is not lava!"- meMilu looks at me and stares expectantly at the lobster on the floor"Oh, I guess the floor is lava."- RachelKyle walks in the room after his shower"Kyle, will you get that for her. The floor is lava"Kyle tosses the toy to Milu. She leaps up and bats it back onto the floor."Milu!" He says, exasperated as he throws it to her again. Again she leaps up, bats it at the floor, and waits expectantly"Milu, fuck you"- Kyle tosses it on the bed then sits down to block her from flipping it on to the floor again

02:54 amThis weekend Kyle and I decided we needed a little break. So, we checked in to the Howard Johnson in town for an overnight stay. This afternoon, we decided to go down to the pool. I opened the door just as Kyle told me the door was locked. Which confused me because the door was open. Confused me, until I noticed that the door was open because I ripped 1/4 of the door frame off of the wall with my apparent incredible strength... Urgh. Then Kyle pushed it back into the wall and nobody will be the wiser. She-Hulk!