Note that all of LIGO signal is non-gravitational wave. There is no room here for salvaging the discoveries or saving faces. LIGO is not a proper scientific instrument. Do not waste one more minute or one more dollar on this megabuck megascam.

Folks, by now it should be clear to you that the LIGO Collaboration has assumed a haughty, arrogant stance. They would not deign to entertain any criticisms. When the good Professor Wolfgang Engelhardt asked a perfectly legitimate question, he was derided. Engelhardt was absolutely correct. When the Danes recently brought up the issue of data analysis, they were basically told that they did not understand. The Danes have a good point. What they have uncovered is a symptom of the fact that the LIGO instrument is a piece of crap. Bad scientists and bad engineers were given a billion dollars to go to town, and we have LIGO.

Just last month, LIGO spokesperson David Shoemaker told a blogger that they, the Ligonauts, have “full confidence” in their results.

Raindrops keep fallin’ on their heads, … but nothing’s worrying them!

At this critical juncture, the Ligonauts are keeping mum (until October at least) so that nothing can queer the deal. You know whereof I speak?

The LIGO fraud begins with the very concept of the LIGO instrument. It is a bogus scientific instrument from get go. Its entire operating principle for the detection of gravitational wave is a cock-and-bull storyline, a total fiction. This operation does not happen in actuality. LIGO cannot measure anything. It responds to all kinds of things except gravitational wave. It responds in a whole host of unpredictable operating modes. When the instrument does respond to something, its output signal cannot be used to define the input disturbance.

The LIGO instrument concept was born in the mind of the ubergenius of scientific instrumentation, Rainer Weiss. LIGO is actually an encore performance for him. His other gigantic fraud, the half-a-billion dollar COBE Satellite, similarly employed a Rube Goldberg-style elaborate process. COBE showed that cosmic microwave background radiation has a picture-perfect Planck blackbody spectrum. I analyzed that instrument and showed what was really being done: A dotted theoretical Planck spectrum curve was plotted over a continuous theoretical Planck spectrum curve, and the former was said to be experimental data. This is how picture-perfect that discovery was! The satellite itself was the magician’s pretty assistant.

In sum, the billion-dollar LIGO’s actual scientific worth is exactly equal to one square of single-ply, soiled toilet paper.

And what is a Ligonaut worth?
What is a person who is promoting LIGO today worth?
You tell me!

In the Augean Stables of Greek mythology, the cattle lived and defecated for three decades. The stables were never cleaned. In the end, the animals were wallowing in their own excrement, accumulated way high. Hercules was commissioned to clean this up in just one day (The Fifth Labor of Hercules.)

The physics establishment has never cleaned its own mess: the Big Bang crap, the Penzias-Wilson discovery crap, the COBE Satellite discovery crap, the BICEP2 cover-up crap, the Hawking crap, the Witten crap, and now the LIGO discovery crap, …. No fault was ever admitted, no soul-searching was ever done, no retraction was ever made. All these dung heaps have accumulated. Physicists have never done any house-cleaning in the last six decades. They just wallow waist-deep in their own accumulated merd even as they engage in their happy talk. This is why they stink to mighty heaven.

Today’s mainstream physicists are living in their own Augean Stables. And I have been commissioned to clean this mess.