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Have you or have you not picked a peck of pickled peppers And on the night in question did you or did you not meet a pie man or climb your neighbor’s bean stalk without permission or sit in a corner with a plum pie Further at this time will you explain to the court why it is you go waking with silver buckles on your knees and or sleep with your stockings on And lastly do you or do you not own or posses a tuffet or four and twenty blackbirds