My personal belief is that the video will be 5 minutes long, and feature Yahtzee standing there with a 5 foot long erection with the word PORTAL tattooed on the end of it. Next to him will be the triple cunted whore of vids gone past.

ahah i only sighd up so i could say this ive been drinking with my bud's for about 3 housr waiting for this and its 3:53 am in london and we're all fucked everyons asleep sept me and its still not out fuck it im going to bed some of us got work in the mornin

And now for the obligatory bleating of the lambs... Yahtzee we know you play. Review EvE online or else my corp and I will stalk ur clone, gank you mercilessly and pod you all the way back to hell, or WoW whichever is worst. Cheers!