Are We There Yet? (film)

Are We There Yet? is a 2005 comedy film starring Ice Cube about a bachelor who develops a crush on a divorced mother-of-two. In an attempt to win her over, he agrees to drive her two children across the country, but encounter a few obstacles along the way. The film was released January 21, 2005 in United States.

Directed by Brian Levant. Written by Steven Gary Banks and Claudia Grazioso .

Nick: What?! No, no, no, you do not have to pee! Didn't you just go back at the train station?

Kevin: I tried to go, but there was a man standing next to me, so it just went away.

Nick: But look, man, all this open road. You can hold it, I know you can. Just cross your legs.

[Kevin does so]

Lindsey: You should've asked him to go before we left.

Nick: I did!

Lindsey: No, you asked before we got on the train, not before we left the station. You're supposed to ask before every segment. Everyone knows that.

Nick: Evidently not.

Kid: Hey, mister, you got any Yu-Gi-Oh?

Nick: What you think?

Kid: Got any Dragon Ball GT?

Nick: Look, you come in here every day, askin' the same questions. We ain't got no Pokemon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies, [spots a kid about to steal a trading card, so Nick throws a football at him] and no shoplifters! Now, get! Both of y'all! Get!

Lindsey: I knew you were lying. "Yeah, we're just friends." Yeah, right. You're just usin' us to suck up to our Mama.

Nick: What?!

Kevin: Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex-man like all the others. Nasty man, you're a nasty, bad man!

Nick: Oh, man! I never ever got to read the manual! [sees the car engulfing in flames; but the flames grow a little more violently] Hit the dirt!

[Nick and the kids leap away from the car, as it explodes and goes into flames]

Nick: No! This is about a year's pay. What did I do... What did I do to deserve this!? Why is this happening to me?! [behind him, Kevin and Lindsey look at each other in worry and regret; Nick looks behind him, to Kevin and Lindsey] It was you two! If I didn't volunteer to babysit you two little demons on this road trip, this kind of thing would never happen, and I'd still have my car! [Kevin and Lindsey start crying] Go ahead and cry, I don't care.