Best career move I ever made. Now I have a six-figure salary, great parking space, snappy suit, everyone in the kingdom recognizes me, and it’s SO easy. There’s really only two forecasts, ‘winter is coming’ and ‘winter is.’ During the latter we just show replay tapes and I get to collect sizable unemployment checks and snuggle under my blanket all day. Lord of the manor, that’s a sucker’s game full of stress and woe. Hand of the King, well, let’s just say this gig has done wonders for my life expectancy.

“Winter Is Coming” by Faniseto shows Eddard Stark as meteorologist in Winterfell giving a very predictable weather report. The Stark Channel, your eye in the sky during the Game of Thrones.