The company that stinks up malls across the country has come out with a line of candles aimed directly at the Father’s Day gift market. Some scents make sense (ha!):

Riding Mower, 2×4.

But First Down? Man Town?

First Down promises that its blend of orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather “is as exciting as game day.”

And Man Town: “Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk.” I don’t know about your house, but our man cave smells like stale popcorn, Skittles and lost socks. (It’s really a teen cave.)

A clerk at a mall in Denver (she didn’t want to be named) said this when I called to make sure the Man Candle was not a prank. “We’ve had a while to practice so we don’t laugh so much when people ask for them, but they are popular with men and women.”

In a March episode of “Undercover Boss,” the CEO of Yankee Candle struggled with stacking the slippery jars of wax and discussed favorite “flavors” with a factory worker (He doesn’t like the food-scented ones. I’m with him.)

The small man candles are $17.99 and the large ones are $27.99. Car fresheners are $2.99.