In years past we had a sausage drop, and then there was the year a replica of the Hindenburg crashed into the street at midnight, so this is kind of tame by comparison. from Instagram http://ift.tt/13VLrn9

The problem with joke job title generation websites is that they always come up with stuff that makes me go “what’s so funny about that?” I AM the problem. from Instagram http://instagram.com/p/xP8ogKsafU/