"Rich Girl"

"Fish Girl"

The Lyrics

Mermaids always seem so attractive but they aren't really as good as they seem...

You're a fish girl with some human parts But your tail is a factor that is strange Can't get you dry, Gotta stay quite soggy You caught my eye since you're quite the hottie You're my wish girl though your bod's bizarre Since you're like a red snapper with no legs This guppy's with me down at the Sand Bar She won't get charged

Getting sooooaaaaaked... Wanna poke Wears that thooooong... That's made out of seaweed, dude Dirty blooooooonde... Floats my boat... Not sure where my dong is going to belong Once we go get it on... cause...

You're a fish girl (Fish girl) and you're such a sweetheart But there's a huge conundrum when we play (Fish girl) You made me sigh when we started kissing Think I might cry since your gash is missing You're a dish girl (dish girl) served with some tartar I'm heartbroke, My brain shattered on our date (Fish girl) Gets tricky when we make-out in my car Breathing is hard

To birth tyyyyykes... Spray on her eggs My gut's queasy... Since that's awkward our love goes down the drain We can't get clooooose... I'll say "A-Di-Os!" I thought we'd make a splash but it's time to dash From the gills on this gal, oh

You're a fish girl (Fish girl) and although I'm smart I just can't figure out how to get laid (Fish girl) This is a crime since we can't get lucky Can't even try since mermaids are sucky There's a glitch girl (glitch girl) go and snag a gar Unless there is an answer I can't place (Fish girl) This honey is just wrong for a coast guard It's crummy: This siren makes me so hard She's lovely but how do I use my nards Down in the marsh?

'Neath the waves She isn't shy and wants to get freaky I'd love to try to make this beach steamy You're a fish girl (Fish girl)... a fish girl Oooh, You're a fish, fish girl, yeah (Fish girl) I'm grumpy since the blue balls are too harsh While here on my barge

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This song reminds me of a joke I heard once about a sailor with a huge muscular body but a tiny head. When asked about that he told the tale of how he had been stranded on a desert island for many years. One day he found a bottle washed up on the beach and was going to use it to send a message for help. He opened the bottle and a beautiful genie came half way out and told him he could have three wishes. Immediately he wished for a boat so he could get off the island. Next he told the genie that he had never been in particularly good shape so she gave him the body of a god. She told him that he now had but one wish left, he thought about this for a moment then said to the genie, "You know, I've been alone on this island for a long time, do you think you and me could... you know". She told the sailor, "As you can see only half of me can come out of this bottle", so the sailor said "OK, how about a little head". 555