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A Lucky Man and a party gets out of hand

Think gas is expensive here? try this on for size. In Norway Gas is $10.12 a gallon.Turkey $9.14 a gallon.
Ouch.

A new survey says...it's easier to raise girls than boys! I agree

Lucky Man; Last week a man in Massachusetts asked a gas station clerk for a $5 scratch off lottery ticket.But the distracted clerk gave him a different game. When he scratched it off...he won a smooth one million bucks. nice.

Last week, police founda lab tech at a Georgia health sciences university throwing one hell of a party. When they got there he was drunk..not wearing pants...and two lab monkeys were out of their cages...he was arreted for public intoxication. "release the minkeys"...he screamed.