Could You Wear These Twilight Shoes Ironically?

As soon as I saw these very special Twilight shoes I thought “damn, someone should wear those to a swanky cocktail party to see how people respond.” Then I remembered that people almost never get it when you try to make jokes using clothing. That made me sad. But I still think that the right person could wear these ironically, and it would be hilarious. Is that person you? They come with “freebies” you know. I hope that freebie is a cardboard cut-out of Edward Cullen to impress all your friends with. – Regretsy