Where are we Headed???

Dear Mr. President: I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I’m sure you handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: Free medical care for my entire family. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. Please print all Mexican government forms in English. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bilingual) teachers. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flagpoles