10 Wake and Bake Commandments for Perfect Morning Tokes

The true definition of a wake and bake is debatable. Some smokers would claim that a true wake and bake is when you beginning smoke immediately after waking up. For the purpose of this post I’m going to go broad and consider a wake and bake to be any time you smoke shortly after waking up.

Don’t take these commandments to heart. Rules are made to be broken, especially on your off days.

1. Thou shalt have no shower before me.

Try to smoke before you take a shower. This will ensure that you are flying high without wreaking of smoke.

6. Thou shalt not fall back asleep.

First thing in the morning it’s probably best to smoke a sativa strain if you have an option. You don’t want your high to make you fall back asleep and be late for something important. This only counts if you have something to do that day. On days off, laying around, smoking, and napping can be great therapy for a challenging week.

10. Thou shalt not smell up thy neighbors house or hallway.

Remember that when you’re up before work so are many other people, including kids leaving for school. Be considerate of your neighbors. If you live in an apartment put a wet towel at the bottom of the door.

Funny you say that. I had a friend say the same thing not too long ago. I guess it just affects people differently. I love it, but be careful. People get injured all the time from slipping in the shower.

For once someone considers others when they smoke weed and tell you to put a wet towel at the door so we aren’t inhaling that stinky crap! I wish smoking it was illegal. Eat the crap if you want but don’t put in my lungs with your second hand smoke, you’re so thoughtless to do that. Kids, pets, we all suffer it. That’s NOT your right to do to us. I don’t fart in your face – oh and then make that fart a chemical that can screw up your brain in sufficient amount to even get this half way clear to you folks. Glad that America thinks lowering the entire country’s IQ is now at large – making dumbing down legal. Alcohol does NOT make a person dumb as pot does, not in a million years!

Wake and Bake is the breakfast of champions. Me personally, I do it as soon as I wake up. Alot of art is involved in my day so i like to have my mind right when painting, it also helps me focus on tedious tasks especially early in the morning. Also #6 “Thou shall not fall back to sleep” Hey! That was learned lol, I remember when I was a noob smoking,Wake and Bakes used to put me into the ground. Now, He-Man lungs. Good Article.