Who Broke Up with Who Here?

What you see above is a photograph of Steve-O, famous for stapling his testicles to his leg and vomiting, and Elisabetta Canalis, famous for being George Clooney‘s ex. The two started dating in January, and apparently, things were getting a little serious. That picture up there was taken when they went on a vacation to Rome together back in February, that’s not something you do with someone you’re just seeing casually, is it?

But it doesn’t matter now, because it’s all over. No more Stevabetta or Elisabett-O. No chance of beautiful but somewhat deranged babies. No, because Steve-O dumped Elisabetta. Really, that’s how things happened.

Following hot on the heels of her high profile break-up from ladies man George Clooney, the Dancing with the Stars alum is once again nursing a broken heart — this time following a split from Jackass star Steve-O, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

RadarOnline.com was first to report back in January that the unlikely couple was hooking up, and now we can report all the details on their split.

“Steve-O dumped Elisbetta over her partying,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “He is extremely serious about his sobriety and did not want to be dating anyone who could jeopardize that.

“He still really cares about her but can’t risk relapsing back into his old ways, so he had to cut her loose. He has hooked her up with some women that he knows to help her try and get back on a stable footing again, and she has been attending meetings.

“Steve-O said he thinks she’s committed to getting control of her life again and that he will help her do that, he wants her to control the partying for her own sake. But, in the meantime he needs to distance himself from her.”

How great is that for Steve-O? He went from being absolutely crazy on all sorts of drugs, like scary crazy, and really, really unhealthy to being able to break it off with someone he truly liked to protect his sobriety. I think that’s just awesome.

On the flip side though, how bad does that have to suck for Elisabetta? Getting dumped by George Clooney, sure, it’s got to hurt, but he’s George Clooney. You can’t keep that man tied down forever. It was never a possibility. But getting dumped by Steve-O? Imagine going from one of the most beautiful men in the world to Steve-O, and then having Steve-O go “you know what, nah.” How do you come back from that?

I can’t wait to see this chick once she turns about fifty. What hot mess. I have no doubt she’ll end up all alone living with a bunch of cats, never figuring out why men finally gave up on putting up with her shit.