Strange activity…

Going deep undercover; deadline TBD. Recent strange activity, per HQ: Sudden surge in hits on www for my name, per various fringe domestic sources and INTERPOL. Upon further investigation, there’s been much cross-referencing my name and the Swedish automobile maker, Volvo.

Time for a little backstory:

Because of a recent fallout with our comrades in Sweden (who now aren’t speaking to us — though you can’t tell the difference, they’re so standoffish ALL THE TIME), HQ thinks there’s very real cause for concern. We may even be looking at a mole.