What would your average sexual activity frequency (per week) comfortably be if it were available to you at all times of day, and you could do anything you want?

Using a point system to include different acts: 1 point for intercourse or anal, 0.75 for oral (receiving), 0.5 for manual (receiving), 0.25 for oral/manual (giving), a bonus point for each additional girl beyond the first (if you're into that).

For Example: My comfortable frequency (at best) is 7 (4 intercourse (haven't had anal yet), 2 oral (receiving), 1 manual (receiving), 2 oral (giving), and 2 manual (giving)). I really enjoy oral but I wouldn't want to spoil myself by getting it more than sex; I'm still in need of a good handjob but even if I could have one I would probably still think that it is only so much better than masturbation but not quite as good as anything else we could be better spending our time on (like oral); I like to keep the score relatively "even" for oral; and I really like fingering.... having orgasmic power literally in my hands is quite an arousing feeling for me.

Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?

What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?

Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.

What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and then fantasy (like a female celebrity).

If you had the opportunity to get away, scott free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can't choose Hitler.

What is your price to have sex with a man? An animal? A recently dead chick?

Everyone has a price. Man's body type is your choice, animal is your choice, attractiveness of dead chick is your choice, but she was dead long enough to get cold/room temperature.

Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.

If you HAD to rape a woman, who would it be and how would you go about it*? (like beating her unconscious, and fucking her in the ass.... lol, am I fucked up for thinking that sounds funny? tragedy plus distance)

There's a bomb in your brain that only goes off if you don't have sex (not just jerking off) within an hour, and you're trapped with the woman of your choice for at least one hour. I'm thinking Cranked.... no other situation would warrant outright rape that I can think of.

If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?

A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.

Holy shit. This is hilarious. How do you come up with this shit, MAT? You're weirder than I thought. xD

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Skittles! wrote:Holy shit. This is hilarious. How do you come up with this shit, MAT? You're weirder than I thought. xD

I had an "off and on" existential depression in high school, particularly Junior year. Basically grappling with the "why am I here? why do I exist? what is the meaning of [my] life?" type of shit. After figuring out the answer to all those kinds of questions is: "just cause" and "don't worry about it", I became fully self-aware and decided that I'm not going to waste another precious second thinking about worthless/priceless bullshit. It's time to treat the world like it wants to be treated: beaten, pillaged, raped, and spit in the face.... followed by a strong glass of wine and an even stronger cackling laugh at the newly worsened condition.

Naturally, one would cringe after reading a statement like that, which demonstrates what kind of person you are/can be:Sensitive with a Limited perspective of the worldorMature with an Unlimited perspective of the world.

I learned that I can and will be: Unlimited.

While on the subject, Juan:

What is the purpose/meaning of your life? aka why are you here?

No bullshit answer accepted.

Have you ever had homosexual thoughts/dreams?

Are you bisexual/metrosexual at all?

What is your level of empathy with the female gender? Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman?

Do you consider masturbation to be homosexual? Would it be homosexual to have sexual acts with a perfect clone of yourself?

Perfect clone being completely like you in every way possible from the moment you were considering sexual acts with yourself. The differences only being created as time passes after the cloning.

What would your average sexual activity frequency (per week) comfortably be if it were available to you at all times of day, and you could do anything you want?

Using a point system to include different acts: 1 point for intercourse or anal, 0.75 for oral (receiving), 0.5 for manual (receiving), 0.25 for oral/manual (giving), a bonus point for each additional girl beyond the first (if you're into that).

For Example: My comfortable frequency (at best) is 7 (4 intercourse (haven't had anal yet), 2 oral (receiving), 1 manual (receiving), 2 oral (giving), and 2 manual (giving)). I really enjoy oral but I wouldn't want to spoil myself by getting it more than sex; I'm still in need of a good handjob but even if I could have one I would probably still think that it is only so much better than masturbation but not quite as good as anything else we could be better spending our time on (like oral); I like to keep the score relatively "even" for oral; and I really like fingering.... having orgasmic power literally in my hands is quite an arousing feeling for me.

Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?

What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?

Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.

What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and then fantasy (like a female celebrity).

If you had the opportunity to get away, scott free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can't choose Hitler.

What is your price to have sex with a man? An animal? A recently dead chick?

Everyone has a price. Man's body type is your choice, animal is your choice, attractiveness of dead chick is your choice, but she was dead long enough to get cold/room temperature.

Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.

If you HAD to rape a woman, who would it be and how would you go about it*? (like beating her unconscious, and fucking her in the ass.... lol, am I fucked up for thinking that sounds funny? tragedy plus distance)

There's a bomb in your brain that only goes off if you don't have sex (not just jerking off) within an hour, and you're trapped with the woman of your choice for at least one hour. I'm thinking Cranked.... no other situation would warrant outright rape that I can think of.

If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?

A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.

Sorry dude, but the moderating team view some of these questions not fit for the newsletter, especially considering the criticism and debacle received after some of the questions asked to colton in the last tournament newsletter. If you want to PM Juan these questions then be my guest.

nagerous wrote:Sorry dude, but the moderating team view some of these questions not fit for the newsletter, especially considering the criticism and debacle received after some of the questions asked to colton in the last tournament newsletter. If you want to PM Juan these questions then be my guest.

I think our newsletter is due for a clash with "the man" about censorship. Stand up for the written word, and resist!

Come on guys, time to start thinking up not-so-clever rhyming slogans about free speech. I'll bring the crayons if the rest of you can pitch for paper/poster board/sticks.