Angelina Jolie Shows Off Engagement Ring, Is Dying

Here’s Angelina Jolie in Hollywood yesterday flashing the now-world-famous Fuck You Jennifer Aniston Diamond, handcrafted by her majesty’s must-trusted jeweler Robocop. Although, in her defense, it’s kind of hard not to flaunt something that’s goddamn thicker than you are. So, seriously, Angie, we all know why you gathered up those kids, so you might as well suck the lifeforce out of them and get back to looking as hot as you did in Mr. & Mrs. Smith or even better, that one movie where your topless tits hacked computers with a bunch of hackers. You know which one I’m talking about. Titters, that’s it.

Nothing worse than getting a hand job from a hot chick with ugly old womans hands. You look at her face and you think this is fucking fantastic and then you look down at your schlong and it looks like the crypt keeper is giving you a tug job.

For fuck’s sakes, she was NEVER hot. Sure she had big jugs but the rest of her body was awful. Skinny, no ass, no curves whatsoever. And to top it off, she’s covered in more graffiti than a shitter stall at a truck stop (and is just as classy). The ONLY reason she had an acting career is she got cast in the same fucking role over and over…her phoney baloney “edgy grrrl” crap.

She is anorectic. escially the hands has grow way to much older then Jolies biological age, the elderly hands are a strong indicator that a person suffers from anorexia, mentruation is inhibitated and the rest of the human hormoned are out of balance. So. like Jolie has stated no nore children – ye sof course that is impossible as anorectic