looks like i have to disclaimer this shit: i found it on another forum i visit, pissed myself laughing, decided to post it here for your amusement. i didn't make it up !!!! but to be honest i think the frowning smiley made the post and that was some o.r.i.g.i.n.a.l monkfish materal

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22.

See, this is what bugs me. This came from 4chan /b/, which is fine. I personally don't care where the humor comes from as long as I laugh. But I can say with 100% certainty that if the opening post had said that this was a copypaste from 4chan, reactions would have been much more on the side of "kinda funny but ehhh."

See, this is what bugs me. This came from 4chan /b/, which is fine. I personally don't care where the humor comes from as long as I laugh. But I can say with 100% certainty that if the opening post had said that this was a copypaste from 4chan, reactions would have been much more on the side of "kinda funny but ehhh."

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See, this is what bugs me. This came from Calciphoce /smogon/, which is fine. I personally don't care where the humor comes from as long as I laugh. But I can say with 100% certainty that if your post had said that this was a copypaste from Calciphoce, reactions would have been much more on the side of "kinda funny but ehhh."

See, this is what bugs me. This came from Calciphoce /smogon/, which is fine. I personally don't care where the humor comes from as long as I laugh. But I can say with 100% certainty that if your post had said that this was a copypaste from Calciphoce, reactions would have been much more on the side of "kinda funny but ehhh."

I posted this on fbook, here was my convo with my friend who never watched scooby doo:

Roh wait is this forreal?

Chen yes sam i found a job. idk if i can tutor any more.

Roh what exactly is your job..

Chen i drive around those fucktards and solve mysteries and shit. I get the comment "I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling fucktard kids" a lot.

Roh what? why?

Chen there are mysteries and shit to be solved, ya know? idk, usually the mystery involves somebody dressing up like its halloween and scaring people. i get paid minimum wage to do it, which kinda sucks because i'm with these fucktards all the time. plenty of hours though. and our van sucks too. looks like we're "groovy" hippies.

Roh no dave.. "i dont know". sorry. i actualy have no clue what you're talking about or what these "mysteries" are and what the hell the purpose of your "job" is.. haha