Talk:Cuba

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This is the most of the most, of the stupid websites, I have ever seen

Greetings for Fidel Castro from Poland. You are my idol!11
--77.253.92.60 19:12, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Give it up, this is the head of the Court of International Law of Human Rights in the Hague, and you're put under arrest for violations of human rights in your so-called 50 year old La Revolucion. Your bro Raul under our interrogation in Camp Gitmo gave us a tip you're alive and well, not dying of cancer like you said. We checked for you in Spain, but the Spanish authorities didn't know where the hell you were and before we checked Venezuela or Argentina, they're you were, Fidel. The Cuban people will celebrate for you and Raul...in handcuffs, put on trial and finally behind bars. In America, the Miami Police put Little Havana (their city actually) on lockdown. We decided to take action before George W. Bush ends up sending in US troops to invade and screwing up Cuba, therefore we saved America from more embarrassment. +