Cut to interior view, where crew members are hurrying into what passes for escape pods. Cut to the ship’s cramped excuse-for-a-cargo bay, where His Rudeness’ personal courier, Excelsior…just blew up, narrowly missing Lord Venomous and General Korrioth.]

VENOMOUS: So help me Cthulhu, Narrator, your union boss best get his ass to running…!

[What, you think this is my fault? I didn’t write this crappy screenplay!]

VENOMOUS: Like I’m supposed to take your word for it? After what your predecessor pulled?

[You have my word, m’liege – I’m not responsible for this one, promise.]

It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer set about 1024x768 1280x1024 with your Favorites window activated on the left deactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)