Heidi Klum’s new Bravo reality show – a sort of ‘Survivor’ for fashionistas – has our vote; any show that gleefully induces panic in a dozen aspiring designers by forcing them to shop for fashion in a grocery store is worth a second look. New episode Wednesday at 10 p.m.

2 Desserts you can drink

The appletini was just the start; a new crop of cocktails around town are veering into full-fledged dessert territory. Top of the list are the Key Lime Pie martini at Sushisamba (245 Park Ave. South [212] 475-9377), the pumpkin-and-vanilla Autumn Wind at the Biltmore Room (290 Eighth Ave., [212] 807-0111]), and the Apple Ginger Crunch martini at the all-organic Counter (105 First Ave., [212] 982-5870). May just be worth spoiling your dinner.

3 ‘Spamalot’

A musical based on the works of Monty Python, starring David Hyde Pierce, Hank Azaria and Tim Curry, and directed by Mike Nichols? The play opens in March, but we’re getting on line tomorrow morning to be one of the first 100 ticket buyers (so we can snag the free can of Spam and the poster autographed by show creator and ex-Python Eric Idle). 10 a.m., Shubert Theatre box office, 225 W. 44th St.

4 The Little Idiot’s T-shirt selection

The tees designed by musician/tea entrepreneur/vegan foodie Moby will probably get snapped up quickly on TheLittleIdiot.com. Our other faves include Liz Baum’s bizarre obese chicken shirt.

5 The drunk-dial blocker

Last week, Australians got the best cell feature yet: Virgin Mobile’s drunk-dial blocker, in which users can black out the numbers they’re most likely to embarrass themselves calling in the wee, inebriated hours. At 6 a.m., numbers are re-activated. Um, Virgin U.S.A., what are you waiting for?

6 Grotesque art

‘Tis the season to avoid wildly crowded museums around town, but the Neue Galerie’s new exhibit, “Comic Grotesque: Wit and Mockery in German Art, 1870-1940” merits an exception. Go to neuegalerie.org for more info. Creepy Germans? No way!

7 Love

The little extras are always where they get you: It’s nearly impossible to make it past a Gap cash register without adding a hat, bag, belt or pair of socks to your pile of purchases. Wisely, they’ve just opened a new store called Love, at 680 Fifth Ave., devoted entirely to those accessories.

8 ‘Veronica Mars’

Unfairly sentenced to be broadcast on UPN, this underwatched teen drama about a 17-year-old trying to solve a murder and survive high school is a natural for ‘Buffy’ fans in need of a new heroine and ‘Twin Peaks’ fans who . . . well, hopefully they’ve moved on by now.

9 Details’ new doom and gloom

“No one is getting laid.” “Why so many young men kill their wives.” “The growing epidemic of calling in sick.” Combined with Sean Penn’s withering stare, these headlines make the cover of this month’s Details the most depressing thing on the newsstand – and that includes Ukranian election fraud.

10 Molly Ringwald

She’s all grown up and starring in a new show on Broadway, “Modern Orthodox” with youngster Jason Biggs, but (yes, we know she’s tired of hearing this) Molly will always be a tormented teenager to us.