Some thoughts for the day…

some thoughts for the day

You really can’t beat a healthy dose of sarcasm, so here’s a few classics you can weild during those moments you encounter an asshole. Funny stuff and definitely worth depositing in the Guaranteed pick up lines Wit Bank.

If you don’t want a sarcastic comment, don’t ask a stupid question.

I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.

Beauty fades but dumb lasts forever.

Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

I don’t judge people by the colour of their skin, I judge them by the colour of their teeth.