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In part two of our chit-tit-chat with sexy Arianna Sinn, the sultry sizzler reveals some of her personal plans for the near future back home. Congratulations, Arianna! (No, she’s not getting married, thank hooter heaven.) In that dress, Arianna reminded me a little of Marilyn Monroe from the subway grating scene from The Seven Year Itch. If Monroe was an amazingly busty brunette Romanian beauty in a red, not white, dress, that is. Too bad Arianna wasn’t standing over a subway grating so her dress would parachute when a train rolled by. Mult’umesc foarte mult, Arianna.

Today, Arianna’s bosom buddy Lana Ivans wears the kind of clothing that more girls should wear. We love a girl who loves her bod. Imagine the chaos Lana would cause walking past a construction site in a crowded urban area if she dressed like this. How about an anti-government rally in Cairo? No way. This 85 image pictorial is from the April ’11 SCORE, now showing on SCORELAND. That Lana Ivans, she’s the kind of incredibly sexy girl some fathers would want to put in a convent. Fortunately for all of us, that hasn’t happened. Thank your lucky stars, Boob Brothers.

If you’re a member ofXLGirls.com, then you are already acquainted with this chestiful charmer. Today, Analee Sands makes her debut onSCORELANDin a pictorial from March ’11 V-mag.

Packing 38F boobadoobas on a 5’3″ anatomy, Analee likes camping, swimming,fishing, huntingand nude sun bathing.It would be safe to say that Miss Sands either enjoys being in the great outdoors or that she has a really big backyard.Judging by that tan line, she also wears a swimsuit now and then.

Analee has an interesting “fetish.” She enjoys what she calls CMNF. She says that means Clothed Man Nude Female. “It means I like sex with a clothed man while I’m nude.” (This is more common in European adult videos. Why I don’t know.) One of Analee’s sexual fantasies to “have my own nude beach for my own fun.” A good goal to shoot for. Log-in and turn-on.

British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.

“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”

Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.

Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.

If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.

Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!

In a Scorecard letter called “Tits First,” a ticked-off C.A. writes, “I am so fucked off by letters that moan about models not showing pink. As long as the girls are offering up those big tits for me, I’m a happy man, and that should be the way for all true SCORE Men. Ninety-five percent of the models do spread their pussies and asses, anyway, so be happy and shut up.”

C.A. may be a little cranky from reading the comments and letters from members who adamantly insist that if models don’t get explicit, they should be passed over. To me, that’s a ridiculous philosophy.

Natasha: right from the snap.

If a girl is attractive and has big boobs, it doesn’t matter to me if she only wants to pose in a mild way, like Karla or many others we’ve photographed since 1992. I also know that girls like Renee Ross and Natasha Dulce, who do everything, will come along, too.

A lot has to do with the speed of life these days. Everything is fast, faster, fastest. People have short attention spans and even shorter patience. People want it all and they want it all right now. This instant. Technology has caused this. The Smart Phones, the Net, iPads, Twitter, and whatever is going to come next. Me, I move at the speed of boobs, and that’s good enough, for me, at least.

The eyecandy has been delivered to SCORELAND. Head on over and pick it up. But be warned. The risk of sugar shock is a real possibility. We assume no liability if you are unable to detach your hand from your mouse this weekend. Ashley Sage Ellison puts on and takes off her British school uniform in an after-class treat. Valory Irene’s blue lingerie thingie is mere frosting on her magnificent cupcakes. What areolae! As big as silver-dollar pancakes. In the Blog video below, Valory shows how she dresses in public. Mama mia! I respect a woman who’s busty and proud and Valory is all that. Sophie Mae looks like a life-sized dress-up doll in a candy-cane dress and is twice as sweet. Sexbomb Kitana Flores told us in a recent video interview that one time a guy came as soon as she got naked for him. This is called the “Kitana Flores effect.” He never did see any action with her. Luckily, that didn’t happen in Kitana’s new bouncing SCORELAND vid, “Big-Boobed Lingerie Shageroo.” I wouldn’t have blamed the stunt-man if he had. Just never let him into the building ever again. And there’s even more eyecandy so log in. Same boob time, same boob channel.

“I was always getting harassed by the principal for wearing inappropriate clothing,” says 19 year-old Lexi. “And a couple of times a week I was always getting in trouble for cleavage showing or something along those lines.” Now that’s our kind of girl. “I have had a lot of people say that my tits are great, but then again, a lot of guys think my tits are okay and then just go straight for my ass. It really depends on what they like. I think it’s what they enjoy.”

See Lexi’s 59 image pictorial and read Lexi’s great interview with Maria on SCORELAND. And tomorrow, see Lexi again on XLGirls.com. She’s tender and topheavy.

January’s a cold month in general but not at SCORELAND. Not with this line-up of new sex stars. Kitana Flores (January 19) is a Miami Beach hottie by way of Puerto Rico who has an X box that every dude in town wants to play with. Natasha Dulce (January 15th) is a pole dancer in Tampa with all the ingredients and the personality to skyrocket this year.

Opening with tease is always nice.

College co-ed Sandra Star (January 8th) was the winner of the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and jumped right into an anal cherry popping video. And Ashlee Chambers (January 20), a Texas hardbody fitness chick, has the biggest clitoris I’ve ever seen and a nice, dirty mouth. Give these girls an inch, they want eight. And the month’s not over yet.

This weekend, one of the top vote getters in this season’s SCORE Model of the Year contest is back to treat us to her advanced skills in sexology and breastnosis. More about that tomorrow.

A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.

This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine,Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.

One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.

I’ll tell you in advance what the truth about Kelly is. She is beyond spectacular. And she has that “real woman who likes to pose” thing going on. Everybody loves that kind of model. When we interviewed Kelly the first time she was at SCORE (an audio-only interview), and I saw her for the first time, I hallucinated the word BOMBSHELL flashing over her head, like a neon sign on the Las Vegas Strip. It was a sign of things to come. In today’s SCORE Theater vid, Kelly keeps falling out of her lingerie thingie, some lacey outfit cut like a monokini. It seems designed to keep slipping off. Kelly is also pretty much stark naked for a lot of this vid. She talks about modeling at SCORE, meeting Karen Fisher (both were on the SCOREtv Holiday Edition show and that ultimate fantasy threesome a few weeks ago), what she thinks when she looks at her videos and photos, what her husband thinks (she wouldn’t be here without his urging) and more. And all the time, her tits keep falling out. Keep in mind that this is all new to her. To repeat a phrase we started using years ago, there’s no “man-ass” blocking any views of Kelly’s heavenly sights in this vid. Dave stays off camera as he probes Kelly like Mr. Spock doing his Vulcan mind meld thing. We are also treated to the exciting sight of Kelly rubbing one out and doing other titillating things. If you enjoyed last weekend’s hot Kitana Flores body show, tune in for Kelly today inside SCORELAND.