Wow, I have never been so disappointed in a single game. Ever. Seriously, I had so much anticipation for this game that I preordered it last year. After reading/listening to a few reviews it seems as if my worst fears are coming true. Damn

Why Bethesda?? Why would you fund these insular Korean trashmaker's game! First Rogue Warrior, now this trash! Before this your rep was spotless! Now you're looking like a drunken unicycle clown with a spending problem in Las Vegas! Come ON, get your shit together!

Yahtzee, I think you hit upon something in your post-review credits. I would play a game that cast you in the role of a treasure-hunter with a side-kick that had to convince the sidekick to assist in poking and prodding pressure plates and the like where the sidekick kept getting mangled by traps. Then you have to do little things to keep them on your side and heal them just enough to keep going. Once in a while I like something that has a sardonic twist.

I need to find that thread talking about fave lines from ZP. I got tickled incredibly with this one:

"So finally the spider took time out of its busy schedule to chase me around a bit before I lobbed two bombs at it then dropped a rock on it. How exciting. Can we fight now? What do you mean, it's dead?"

i have a sugestion for a reveiw. its a game from 2009, its called Legendary its got mixed reviews (but i like it) and i think it would be cool if you would tear it a new one you could review this instead of Duke Nukem if want to piss off the fanboys.

Hmn. Cover based... melee extravaganza? I am intrigued. Not, like, enough to buy it, but certainly enough to watch a Let's Play.Fine video, of course- though that largely goes without saying at this point. Can always count on good ol' ZP for a laugh.

Jyggalag:Wow, I have never been so disappointed in a single game. Ever. Seriously, I had so much anticipation for this game that I preordered it last year. After reading/listening to a few reviews it seems as if my worst fears are coming true. Damn

I was excited for this game too! Reminded me of good old fashioned focus-on-gameplay type of game, with a focus on coop! PERFECT!