Here are two stories, one from Texas and the other from Pennsylvania, that are topically related, if not geographically. The first of these comes from our good buddy Professor Mitch Rubinstein at the Adjunct Law Prof blog. He tells us about a federal district judge in Pennsylvania who sanctioned an attorney for calling his opponent an ""ass h . . ." in open court. The punishment? The offending attorney has been ordered to attend a civility class as well as have dinner with the attorney he insulted.

The second case is being reported by the online ABA Journal in which a Texas criminal defense attorney made an obscene gesture directed at his opposing counsel and was sentenced to 90 days as a result. Although he appealed the sentence, the Texas Appeals Court denied his habeas petition stating that even though the gesture was not aimed at the judge, it was “a purposeful act of disrespect and an affront to the dignity of the court.”

The lesson? Treat your opponents with respect unless you want to cool your heels in jail (or pick up the dinner tab for someone you really don't like).