This is your greatest Masterpiece. It used to be "How to Calm a Frightened Child." You have actually discovered another category to Scott Adams' list of humor types. Disturbing. And yes, this goes beyond plain old "weird."

Were the cat actually terrified and trying to flee, I feel that mullet boss would probably, considering the lack of upper body clothing, be covered in slashes and gashes, much like Scott's arms were in How To Wash A Cat.

I have always found George Michael and Adam Ridgeley both to be rather disturbing...who cares if he was singing "sex is best when it's ONE ON ONE..."? I mean, that line doesn't exactly assuage fears about rape or pedophilia or incest or bestiality when another line intones, "not everybody does it, but EVERYBODY should." Mullet boss is definitely a bad mental image there...now throw him and the cat in with George M. and his shirtless-under-a-leather-biker-jacket and you might need therapy beyond the toy submarine.

You just know the mullet-man set the camera up on a tripod and started snapping away... it started out innocently enough, but then the shirt came off... what other depraved images lay stored away on his hard drive?

Oh no, you didn't really use that image from the artclip download did you? I was just getting over that imagery. Now I'm trying to stop laughing while at the same time throwing up in my mouth ! The third panel reminded me of when the Pet Detective discovered Finkle was Einhorn! Funny stuff, man, funny stuff.You are obviously "a man who knows knowledge".

I think I only got this joke on 2nd reading. The Boss doesn't actually know what breed...so.. he.. I need to get back to work. Star Trek was pretty good. Uhura leggier but less curvy, sorry I'm a pure bred male, I notice these things.

It might have been a portrait where the boss had to sit and pose for hours. Who would've painted such a thing? Maybe Scott? He initailly drew it anyways, very disturbing now that I think about it more.

Really?! I wrote this strip because it actually happened to me! Is there some silent movement of people taking shirtless picures with their pets then tricking other people into looking at the pictures?