The World Cup draw just came out and the U.S. got bent over, sodomized and raked over the coals. Their group includes Portugal, Germany and Ghana. The odds of them advancing are pretty slim. Everyone’s really pissed. So here’s my attempt at cheering you up with Fernanda Lima, the Brazilian model who announced the World Cup draw.

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Lima is a 36-year-old model and television host. She’s appeared on several magazine covers, most notably GQ Brazil.