(JP: 'Hello again fans. I want you to know that I was up until 2 o'clock last night sorting out requests and things for this programme: that's my dedication to the job, it's most impressive, I hope you're impressed.')

Morrissey: 'Last Of The Famous International Playboys (12")' (His Master's Voice)

(JP: 'Not too sure about the sort of synthesiser squirtings in the middle of that, but apart from that I've come to terms with it: I like it very much.')[1]