Turning a new leaf? You trying to be polite? Now your going to make me mutter!

trust me my hero I am trying to be as polite in fact the politestness that I have ever been in my lifes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knows what I wants to say but even someones as thick as I ams knowses that prison is waiting to greet me if I does.. I just wonders if therz a polite terms I cud uses instedeads.

?????????????? why wood I call myself "that"?...............people calling me that all day are you mad........ oh I see now.......you mean I shud call myself THAT because its better than what peoples call me now......