Friday, May 30, 2014

A Confidential Restonian Operative sent us this very exciting photo taken at the North Point Shopping Center, where some Right-Thinking Americans in their "Government Transparency Intelligence Task Force" RV apparently descended on our favorite ultra top secret nexus of the military-grocery complex for a sale on Mr. Pibb, whose cash receipts are obviously injected into the fraudulent banking system overseen by the diabolical Federal Reserve, and demanding the Truth about exactly what those little handheld scanners are really reading (spoiler alert: your thoughts). We're through the looking glass!

I'm guessing that our oppressive government overlords probably don't need an extensive global network of satellites, supplemented by drones and the bulk collection and analysis of email and cellphone communication, to see that monstrosity lumbering down I-66.