-=[ Joke Number 433 ]=-

Fox Mulder: (1) It was a government conspiracy. (2) You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? (3) No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.

Dana Scully: (1) There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence. (2)It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.