Last time we saw Tila Tequila, the woman who rose to fame as the most-friended person on MySpace was checking into rehab for substance abuse issues. More recently, the former Shot at Love With Tila Tequila star has reinvented herself as a hardcore conspiracy theorist and self-proclaimed voice of God who, calling herself Queen Tilisis, aims to spread the truth about everything from Hitler (wasn’t such a bad guy) to Nicola Tesla (isn’t actually dead).

And now, Tequila has thrown her hat into the Paul Walker death truthers ring, making it a ring containing exactly one hat, claiming the Fast & Furious star was killed in a “ritualistic murder.”

On Dec. 8, Tequila — real name Tila Nguyen — penned a lengthy Facebook post focusing on the death of Elsa Lam, the 21-year-old Vancouver native whose body was found wedged into a water tank atop a Los Angeles hotel in February. “I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened,” the reality star wrote of Lam’s death. “I knew it the first time news of the strange video started circulating the Internet weeks ago. I have just kept my mouth shut because there is a lot more to it … I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker’s.”

“I was debating on weather or not I should blog about it as I did not want to have anything to do with it, except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year,” the very much alive and not ritually murdered Tila Tequila goes on. “So … kinda makes it hard for me to talk about.”

The starlet also responded to doubters of her Paul Walker murder theory, claiming that those telling her to “shut up” are “heavily involved in occult ritual sacrifices here and they fear me telling the world about how they murder people ritualistically.”

The Paul Walker post shouldn’t come as a surprise to any of Tequila’s nearly 2 million Facebook followers, all of whom are regaled daily with a barrage of the starlet’s musings on Zionism, the Illuminati and, occasionally, new songs and something called a “titty timestamp.” There’s also an email address for bookings, though it’s unclear whether this would be for proselytizing or singing (or both).

The off-kilter posts have been coming fast and furious from Tequila since at least 2012, with the manic genius consistently calling out “heathens” for not believing in her psychobabble. And while there’s not a clear reason for all the madness, Tequila herself offers two possible if not entirely plausible explanations: She’s either spreading God’s message of truth, or she’s a cat-person come to help humanity evolve.

Paul Walker died on Dec. 1 after the Porsche Carrera GT in which he was travelling as a passenger crashed into a tree, bursting into flames and killing the actor and the car’s driver instantly. He was 40 years old.

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