this shit is fucked up

He has been so nervous all holidays. Last year was not a good one. The ticks have been more pronounced over the last few days, the flapping more intense. And instead of laughing when I woke him with the usual call of ‘FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!’ from Finding Nemo, he sat […]

I have been trying to find the right word to convey this… thisness… and the only thing that I can come up with is stuck. I can’t explain it. To you. To me. To anyone. I knew that I was close to breaking point but I tried harder anyway. Even though just turning up to […]

I think I am a nice person. Generally. Sure, I have bad thoughts about strangling people, punching them in the pancreas and maybe spitting in their tea, but I never act on them cause I am a pussy because I am a nice person. But never gets me anywhere. Arseholes abound in my workplace, and despite […]

It dawned on me late last night. Or early this morning. Whichever your glass half full/empty preference falls. Laying in the dark, without the usual soothing chatter of the TV that lulls me back to sleep on these did to much during the day pay with insomnia nights, my mind whirling with this new realisation. […]

I don’t want to tell you what is wrong with me. I don’t want to tell you because you will roll your eyes. Tell me I am crazy. That it is all in my head. I don’t want to tell you because you will say ‘everyone gets tired’ Or, and most frustratingly, the Pain Olympics […]

You should see the other guy *weeps* When I get over the fact that MPS crashed my not even 6 month old brand new model therefore no 2nd hand parts and I stupidly decided on a $1000 insurance excess because who wants to pay heaps on insurance when they don’t need to car while driving […]

I have this friend. This awesome, hilarious fucking broken as fuck friend. We have seen the dark and laughed our fucking heads off. Text exchanges that have left me gasping for air with the hilariousness, one upping each other until our fingers can no longer form words, would horrify most. Curl your toes and send […]

Pretty much sums it up doncha think? Stop the boats? Check. Slash foreign aid? Check. Get rid of anything that even hints at global warming mumbo jumbo? Check Nice little surplus in the bank to wank over as you spend your exorbitant pension money when the lowest common denominator realise what you have done ACTUALLY […]

Today I thought I would treat myself to a fruit salad for lunch. This smoothie/sandwich bar across the road from my work does an awesome fruit salad, none of that filler stupid cantaloupe or honey dew, and a metric shit tonne of freshly sliced pineapple and oranges without pith. So if I am having a bad day […]

So, as always, the medical profession have left me and google scholar to our own devices to fix my body. Which is fucking bullshit, but the way it is. Since starting with Lucifer The Physio, my shoulder has been getting progressively worse after a short stint of relief, culminating in last night waking at 2am […]