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Last night was the ′Ka-plewy in St. Louis!′ After a messy start, the second 2016 Presidential Debate shifted into a battle royale with Donald Trump defeating Hillary Clinton. Trump came out swinging, even before the debate started. He held a news conference with four women whom Bill and Hillary Clinton wish would disappear. Trump hosted Juanita Brodderick, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and Kathy Shelton, all of whom voiced their support for Donald Trump. He even brought them along to the debate at Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri. Once again, Trump proved that he is the Baron von Munchausen of American politics! Just when you thought he was finished, he rose triumphantly again!

″What will become of the Baron? How will he be saved?″ Just as in the 1988 movie by Terry Gilliam, Trump rebounded from another certain disaster. Such as the scene when the Sultan ordered the Baron to be beheaded and asked him for ″any last famous words?″ The Baron, played by John Neville, answered, ″No, not yet!″ Bingo! Eric Idle arrives with the wine and the Baron wins the bet, carting away all of the Sultan′s gold.

Our hero, Donald Trump, had been written off by practically every political pundit in the American media. Any other candidate, Republican or Democrat, would have been destroyed. But Trump was far from over, far from finished. He came back fighting and jabbed back at Hillary Clinton on every issue. Even the two moderators, Anderson Cooper and Martha Radditz, felt the Wrath of Trump.

The debate began with a question from the ′town-hall′ audience of so-called ′uncommitted′ selected by Gallup. First was about whether the two candidates felt they were good role models. Hillary swung at this slow-pitched softball, hoping to polish off Trump immediately. But it didn′t happen. She went into a senseless stream of focus-grouped bull, more boring than blunt. Trump fired back with his basic speech talking points on making great trade deals, repealing Obamacare, and fixing our inner cities.

Anderson Cooper then stepped in to deliver the knock-out blow, asking Trump point-blank about the 2005 comments on women. Cooper pressed Trump on if he actually did what he said? Trump defiantly answered, ″No!″ Trump continued his explanation that it was just ′locker room′ talk. The sort of thing real men do in social bonding. Hillary tried her best to demean Trump on being insulting to women. But then Trump countered mentioning Kathy Shelton, who, as a 12 year-old, was raped by a man whom Hillary defended as a lawyer. Not only did Hillary get the rapist off on charges, but laughed and had belittled the 12 year-old as some loose hussy. Then Trump pointed to the other three ladies in the greater audience whom all suffered at the hands of Bill Clinton. This drew applause from many in the auditorium.

Hillary tried to counter with quotes from Michelle Obama and attacked Trump for demeaning others, and while she also got a round of applause, it was clear that the game was over. Trump shot back attacking her on starting the whole birther thing against Obama in 2008. He then promised that if he was elected, he would have his Attorney General appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton on the email scandal. Hillary claimed its all a lie and chanted ′fact checking, fact checking′. When she said its a good thing Trump isn′t in charge of our legal system, Trump said in a blistering retort, ″Because you′d be in jail!″ The Crowd went wild with cheers! Game set and match!

After that, the debate settled down into the usual back and forth on a number of policy issues. All of which Trump handled well, keeping Hillary on the defensive. Obamacare, ISIS, Syria, Russia, taxes, energy, Trump had good answers for each while Hillary just kept referencing people to visit her stupid website. Donald Trump kept jabbing away at Hillary Clinton, reminding America that she′s been in Washington for over 20 years and has little to show for it except for $250 Million in the bank. When the subject of the WikiLeaks speech email came up, Hillary tried to blame Abraham Lincoln for her comment about needing to be a two-faced liar. Trump beat her down for trying to use Lincoln to cover her own hide.

The very last question from the audience asked both to say something nice about the other. Hillary said that she did respect Trump′s children, somewhat implying that maybe he′s a good father. Donald was more gracious. He praised Hillary for being a fighter, for not quitting. This finished the night on a good note, leaving the audience in a happy mood after 90 minutes of pure ranker. No doubt about it, the second 2016 presidential debate was a mud fight. One which Donald Trump won by sheer will and commitment.

Anybody who thinks that Donald Trump is finished or will quit is just plain crazy. Its not in his DNA! The 30-odd Republican governors, senators and Congressmen who slithered away over the weekend were shown to be just weak, squishy wimps. If they won′t stand and fight for Trump, how can you expect them to fight for us, the American people? The Democratic Party and their allies in The Media already have shown over the decades that they hold ′Real, ′Middle America′ in contempt. Hillary Clinton voiced this attitude best when she accused half of the country as being either deplorable or irredeemable. We are just those dummies who cling to our guns, Bible and God. Or, as Barack Obama would say, we are just too lazy to accept the ′New Normal′ and retrain for green energy jobs.

We′ll see how this second 2016 presidential debate plays out in effecting the polls? One thing is certain is that Donald Trump is not throwing in the towel and neither are his supporters. Social Media was on fire all weekend as the Trumpers rallied behind him. While Hillary Clinton is the epitome of your ′Average Politician′, Donald Trump is not. Far from it! This is why I keep saying that Trump is the Baron von Munchausen of politics. Once again, Trump has shown that a ″modicum of snuff can be most efficacious!″ ″Grasp the mantle″ and ″open the gates!″ Baron von Trump is ready for action!

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6 Responses to “Donald Trump Beats Hillary Clinton in 2nd Debate”

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Sue Marie Says:
October 10th, 2016 at 1:20 pm

More of Hillary’s emails are out. She wants open borders and will do it. The fix was in for her to get the Democrat nomination. Bernie was correct when he said she is bbf with wall street elites.
The Hippocrates on the left consider morales old fashion. So Hillary’s high ground was pure B. S. Was happy that Trump had the Clintons victims sit in the debate. Trump pulled a whopper on the media. Trump is stronger then the left. That is exactly what America wants. FINALLY! Trump is showing the Wimpy Republicans how do deal with the evil left.

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Makaveli Says:
October 10th, 2016 at 7:43 pm

If you’re a sucker for cult of personality, then yes Trump won. Regarding literally everything else, Clinton easily won. Did Trump even really answer a question other than go off on ISIS?

In any case, it doesn’t even matter at this point. There’s a better chance that Trump will grab my genitals than win this election (if I were a woman then that might not be the case, but I digress). You would seriously have to be delusional to see otherwise.

Of course, you guys thought Romney had it in the bag too and when you really look honestly, you guys are pretty dumb overall so I don’t expect you to understand this, but it is the truth.

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Makaveli Says:
October 10th, 2016 at 7:51 pm

Not only is Trump going to lose, it might be the biggest landslide in history (or darn close!), and I just know that it must burn that a woman is beating him.

My parents are wing-nuts to the extreme. They were all about Trump up until the tape was released where he admits to assaulting women (grabbing them by the p****y seems to be a standard way for him to greet). With all the scandals he has I was surprised that it took this, but when I think about it, it’s not all that surprising.

It’s easy to get disgusted by this, especially if you’re a ‘proper’ Christian wing-nut like much of my family. They don’t want grubby guys with gherkins for fingers grabbing their p****y out of nowhere because that is gross.

There’s no way they are voting Clinton, but there’s also no way they are voting Trump now either! The GOP is fractured and the Trumpelthinskins see it as a good thing, they seem to stupid to understand that you actually need these votes for him to get in office. But intelligence was never a strong suit on the right, so again, not too surprising.

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Makaveli Says:
October 10th, 2016 at 7:54 pm

Oops, need to correct something because the dolts here focus on grammar when they’ve got no substance:

“they seem too stupid to understand that you actually need these votes for him to get in office”

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buzzbee Says:
October 11th, 2016 at 11:19 am

Since the election, for all intents and purposes, is over, what will you write about until the election, Andy? Maybe about how it was rigged?

This is actually good news for conservative pundits as this allows you to enthusiastically complain and say, “I told you so” for the next four years.

I don’t know what Trump’s next move will be. He has damaged his business brand and I thought he was laying the groundwork for a media enterprise, but it may have become a smaller network due to his recent missteps. Of course it doesn’t take a huge audience to make a lot of money as evidence by a fringe personality like Glenn Beck.

Boy, we sure are lucky that he is simply not that bright as he could have won this election. It took him a while to pick at least one smart person in Kellyane Conaway, who I am guessing didn’t think she would have to apologize each and every day and was rumored to have been close to quitting on Saturday, but he chose instead to listen to Rudy Giuliani and Steven Bannon. Why? I suppose because they both embraced a scorched Earth policy about everything.

Apparently he is at war with the media, the GOP and Democrats. It sure puts many GOP candidates in a precarious position as they cannot openly come out against Trump (Paul Ryan and Heck were booed at their own rallies) for fear of alienating those voters, while at the same time they have to drag around the Trump anchor if they do not publicly disavow Trump. As Frank Lutz said on Charlie Rose last night, this could take years to fix. As a liberal, I couldn’t invent someone that could prove to be such a valuable asset to the left. He will most likely cost the GOP the Senate.

I can’t wait to hear the real story of how dysfunctional the campaign really was and how frustrated his staff must have been. I wonder how long before Melania dumps him after a few more tapes come out. She married someone perceived as a winner, but he will now be remembered as a loser and a bit of a joke by many people.

I guess the next question is if he will concede with a shred of dignity. He has said he will not because he believes that if he loses it is because it was rigged, by apparently everyone, the media, the RNC, the debate committee, Pence, etc. If he is even remotely patriotic I truly hope he does concede so that there is a smooth transition. Unfortunately I see no signs of him doing that and fully expect him to whine and complain, which can only harm our country as a whole.

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Andy Z Says:
October 12th, 2016 at 11:07 am

Sorry for being a little late responding, but yesterday was a nurse visit day.

I wrote today about the latest Trump move to disavow GOP Cucks. Also more about the latest WikiLeaks. So go there if you want to know what I think.

I will say this in regards to Frank Luntz. He’s a tool. Sometimes he’s a useful idiot. Sometimes he’s just an idiot. Luntz was shocked during his focus group during the 2nd debate when even some Democrats said Trump won. So there ya go!