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Saturday, January 4, 2014

My Little Black Book : Dangerous Part 1...

"...every now and then... i
find myself doing a little soul searching about why is it just so hard for me
to find a decent guy to call my own... and in this particular episode of
my life... i looked back on my experiences with guys that just make me
wonder... where are all the good guys...?"

FATTY ~

this guy was oh so memorable... he was the one who
aggressively pursued me because i was so much his "type"... he said he noticed that i
was a newbie on this gay social app and just wanted to get to know me... one thing led to another... and then i met up with him like the very next
day... he brought me to have a late
night supper at mc donald’s and he helped me finish my chicken nuggets...(i
guess u can understand why i code named him FATTY ? :-P)

he insisted that i should one day accompany him to his usual hang out
place which was a nice cozy gay bar... i
never even knew there were actual gay bars in my town!?... so i agreed to go
with him... he fetched me after he finished work and took me back to his place
first... he took a shower and totally got dressed (and undressed ) in front of
me!!! ....

i was like (oooo this is
nice?!... but pls keep in mind that he is a FATTY ! :-P )... so "man boobs" and a "third trimester laughing Buddha pregnant belly" was definitely not gonna get me hard at any point... but
it was really nice to experience a guy stripping in front of you so nonchalantly ... hmmm made
me think about if i had a boyfriend ... i’m sure this would be a regular free peep show
for me... (sigh)...

anyways we got to the bar and the place was filled with
hotties and cuties... but only one thing... NOBODY talked to me all night long
except the bartender... AND HE WAS STRAIGHT!...
apparently there was this unwritten rule with FATTY ... he was some sort
of possessive big shot "socialgay" extraordinaire who knew all the gays in town
and has a ga zillion friends on facebook... and he did warn me that NOBODY
would dare talk to me unless he introduced them to me...

so i just sat there by the
bar trying to have a good time while FATTY went around socializing with all his
friends... so i sipped and sipped on my pink coloured girly alcoholic cocktail
and got myself feeling a lil' tipsy...

then all of a sudden...this super gorgeous tall skinny guy with defined
cheekbones and sweeping justin bieber hair came strolling in... and surprise?
surprise? ... he was also one of FATTY’S friends... (and this was the turning point of the
night)... i noticed that FATTY was messaging
gorgeous on his phone and i looked over and saw what gorgeous sent
FATTY... and it read...

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