MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Justpull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!

MAN1: What if he has other STDs?

MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.