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Stars of the past today

This week we're raising the celebrity dead and putting them to work. What sort of films would Charlie Chaplin make if he were shuffling about today, would Bob Ross ditch the brushes for a Wacom tablet and would Marilyn be flogging her arse on a reality show?
You tell us with pictures.

The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

Man Milk or Moo Milk

Smoke a fag

Top 10 Cutest Kittens

Something to annoy people at work. Warning: Contains extreme shouting.

Phallic Logo Awards

Does your company logo look like a massive spunky nob? We pick the best, and award huge prizes.

Wilf Lunn

Wilf Lunn is a British national treasure and creative genius. We tracked him down and asked him pointless questions, only to find out the dangers of Dairylea Triangles and what girls get up to in the Hippodrome toilets.

Stars of the past today
This week we're raising the celebrity dead and putting them to work. What sort of films would Charlie Chaplin make if he were shuffling about today, would Bob Ross ditch the brushes for a Wacom tablet and would Marilyn be flogging her arse on a reality show?You tell us with pictures.See all 77 images (open)

Things you can't unsee...
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80."She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Animals at War
George Orwell never made a sequel to animal farm, but if he had, it no doubt would have included global warfare between all animal species.Show us this hell in all its furry mayhem. Cats vs Dogs, Monkeys vs Parrots, Dolphins vs Beetles on Fruitbats.Tool up Fido, it's war!See all 109 images (closed)

It's 93 years since the first robot was shown on film and yet they still don't have the vote - call that justice? In other news, B3ta newsletter 652 is out now, with the Facebook LOLs and the Nigel Farage candle and the shouting and the hitting and such.Read newsletter 652

Lies
This week we want you to tell porkies. Come up with a massive fib and show us it in pictorial form. Or if you can't think of your own, illustrate the terrible untruths people have tricked you with.See all 50 images (closed)

In drawers
This week, you've voted to rummage through your drawers and make something with the results.Pick a drawer, open it, empty it, abuse it, take a photo and post it.Or if that doesn't work, just photoshop the nick nacks you find.See all 24 images (closed)

surveillance
This week we're taking a close look at the government's plans to spy on us. They want to read our Emails, peek in our zips and even fiddle with our software's backdoor. Depict your thoughts on this and suggest what other draconian policies they might be plotting.See all 56 images (closed)

Extract a character
This weeks challenge is to extract someone from a famous album cover or film poster and put them in a completely new situation, ideally one that makes us giggle.See all 122 images (closed)

Moving home
"Moving house is one the more stressful moments in life," claims Social Hand Grenade. What horrible things have happened to you as you shift your black bin bag of undies from one hovel to the next?Read all 64 stories (closed)