Michael argued to the judge that he hadn't been given enough time, but State Supreme Court Justice Donald Greenwood wasn't buying it. After the 30-year-old refused the chance to work things out with his own parents who were present in court, Greenwood ordered him to vacate the premises.

The evictee then told reporters he thought the ruling was "outrageous" — and that he would appeal the decision so that he could continue to stay in his room and not talk to his parents.

We're not sure about this Dark Tower movie, but we sure as heck would pay to see a buddy comedy starring these two!

On Wednesday, Matthew McConaughey and Idris Elba took part in Wired's Auto-Complete interview, in which stars answer whatever people always ask about them on Google, and they were just so cute together!