As he oversees his domain in front of him
Fried bread, eggs and black pudding
He eats his sausages and bacon and tomatoes from a tin
Whilst thinking of the world he lives in
A full English

Slurping on his cup of tea
He overhears what's on the telly
A young girl murdered, and news about more asylum seekers
And as he browses through the paper all about underage drinkers
Whilst tucking into his full English

Flicking to the back of the paper he reads the sport
He hands move over to the tomato ketchup then the salt
His mind is focused on the football scores
The news on the telly continues to say about foreigners coming to his shores
Whilst he finishes his Full English

He wipes his plate clean with a slice of bread
The news continues about another British solider dead
He wipes his hands down his jeans
Thinking next time he will have mushrooms not beans
Knowing he's full and English