Good story. This combined with the stories from FC/Ayz kind of paint a picture. Akuma is a good guy and all but basically cares about getting himself laid...all the time. Next time drop all the bull**** and exaggeration and just hang out with your friends (and don't act like a frat kid on spring break at a bar). Also, if your buddies are shelling out hundreds of dollars to fly cross country to visit you, don't nickel and dime them and don't make them pay for drinks for myspace whores.