The Are You an Internet Slimeball Test

Somewhat Slimified

Condolences.. you are 30% slimy.

Sometimes you cross the boundary of what may be appropriate online. You may have found that on a couple of occations you've scared people off being too forward. You might well feel bad about those instances, the errors you've made are more likely social missteps rather than active acts of lechery. Its also quite possible you wound up with a higher score just by engaging in some normal online acts with other willing indvidiuals and havent crossed any boundaries. In which case you've managed to entertain yourself without offending others at all,
and there's nothing slimy about that. IF the people you are interacting with are really willing. Think about it...

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

You are rock bottom on the slime scale. Good for you. You understand the basic courtesies involved with internet interaction and try not to step over the lines. Chances are you don't offend too many p... Read more

Sometimes you cross the boundary of what may be appropriate online. You may have found that on a couple of occations you've scared people off being too forward. You might well feel bad about those in... Read more

You might want to sit down and consider your answers to these questions. There's a reasonable chance you've managed to offend/alienate quite a few people with your behavior. If you're content to be th... Read more

Its time to re-evaluate your online behavior. If you're taking this test you care at least a smidgeon, and results suggest you probably offend a LOT of people with your behavior. When interacting with... Read more