I never got a chance to be juvenile with him , was he banned or did he just bug out , trolls in venganza are a laugh riot , technically FSB wasn't a true troll , he's quite young and a tad over enthusiastic . ARRRRGH ! Posting for FSB ! ....ILB , now there be a troll .

He won the prize for the most whiney-clueless-annoying git ever to stick his head in our pirate forum. We had to make him walk the plank. The ship wasn't runnin too smoothly with FSB on deck.

He got canned when posted personal advice back into the main forum...for harrasing other pirates about when to post...for trying to start his own continuous salty tale using the characters from the other salty tale...puff, puff...(Ok yes there's more)...for spamming in large green caps...for getting upset that he couldn't understand the humour of other pirates...(puff, puff)...Need I go on.

It was the personal messages that got me. Normally I enjoy getting a personal message, but his were crazy. He used to send me messages saying things like: 'Why haven't you responded to my entry in the Salty Tale...come on get on with it,' and 'I've started a story which I want you to help with.'

I liked the Dancing Black Skeletons and the talking potato though.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

Yaaar Gertie! That Women's Lib has not been invented yet. I'll take the Lord title, why not! Do ye think it comes with a seat in the House of Lords? Do ye think they would have a lot of silverware and the like in such a house? I expect there would be all manner of valuables meself.

66. FSB did ye aspire to rise beyond the rank of Cabin Boy? If so, do ye think yer approach was the most tactical one (in hindsight and all)?

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