Mighty Putty Commercial: Redubbed For Your Pleasure!

I had never seen the original Billy Mays Mighty Putty commercial for this putty stuff that can supposedly fix anything, but after this parody, I really don't need to. "Don't use this shit, you know it doesn't work," says the bored voice of other products. But Mighty Putty? "F*cking Optimus Prime can't tear this shit off." (Why can't commercials really sound like this?!)