What amazes me is not the fact that Pete Burns (I actually thought it was Alicia Duval) has a Gorilla Skin coat(Simpsons All together .. See my vest......)
But the article states that we have a Minister for Biodiversity ! WTF?

Well we also have a minister for the Armed Forces, so what's your point Guru?!

On a more serious note I visited Bristol Zoo on Monday with my three year old daughter, who was fascinated by Jock, Salome and Romina, the three adult Lowland gorillas and the baby Namoke. Luckily she is too wee to take in the various messages about bushmeat and exploitation of these beautiful animals but I certainly did. Pete Burns is a thoughtless cnut, who deserves a good ******* of Barrymore and then should be consigned to prison for a long stretch. With more fistings.

Even if he doesn't actually have a gorilla coat and was only trying to pllay the "big I am"...feckless cnut...

What amazes me is not the fact that Pete Burns (I actually thought it was Alicia Duval) has a Gorilla Skin coat(Simpsons All together .. See my vest......)
But the article states that we have a Minister for Biodiversity ! WTF?

Listy I would rather lightly grill my Neuticles (see NAAFI) than watch that shoite. You will, however, not that my link was from the slightly more highbrow and politically neutral Dialy Mail (!) but was infact an excuse for a truly superb song

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

I think you've hit the nail on the head, Burns just loves the attention, and I've never ever heard of a gorrilla coat before, I reckon if he goes near a naked flame it'll go up in noxious smoke and flames and melt on him.

Why nobody advised the Minister to confirm the 'Facts' before he launched into his righteous fury and 'full weight' of the law, I'll never know

On another note Jobbie Marsh is gonna need serious therapy if she's not gonna top herself.