Bonjour tout le monde, and thanks for stopping by my page! Call me Aardvark French (or Fray if you're @frnklyiero ). I'm more than happy to chat about any of the following things: French Horns, books, my writing, your writing, anyone's writing really, swimming, emo bands/music in general, French Horns, Harry Potter, tea, or Star Wars. Have I mentioned the French Horns?

My works are getting a little bit unwieldy, so here's a quick guide to the stories that I have up here that are worth reading. All are completed except for Mixtape.

FANFICTION NOVELS* Mixtape For The End of the World (Emo Trinity 80s AU)* The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know (Ryden college AU)* Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament (MCR Hogwarts AU) * Patrick Stump and the Flying Car Brigade (sequel to GWATTT)* Chronicles of an American Beauty and an American Psycho (Peterick)

NOVELLAS AND NOVELETTES* The Day We Forgot the Guitarist (MCR fanfic co-written with @RadioSpirit )* Band Geeks Will Never Hurt You (emo marching band AU)

ORIGINAL SHORT STORIES* The Queen of Spades (superhero)* Medallion Court (fourteen short interconnected quasi-horror stories)* Infinity on High (short story collection)