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They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberalactivist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

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Hello, TheLedBalloon/Archives1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

Just because I feel like being nice, I'll give you a hint: you might want to check the code of the page around the heading of "your" section, and investigate the template you find there... -- (but) UntrueWhhhy?Whut?How?*Back from the dead* 08:27, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, okay........

I apologize for my mental retardation..... it comes in bursts........

Don't worry about it - everyone falls victim to the USERNAME template at least once. And sometimes more than once too! -- (but) UntrueWhhhy?Whut?How?*Back from the dead* 15:28, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Just kidding, Messages actually go Here

Cajek has been adopted!

That was awesome how you helped me there. I'll make improvements to Side effects over time, and I hope you can help me with that. I added the Adoptee template like you requested, master. --Cajek 06:05, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

Consider yourself adopted! :0)

I'll read your articles as soon as I can, and give you any tips I have....any other immediate help you need? ~ 13:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Not that I can think of yet, but usually I'll run into an issue with formatting or something by the end of the day or so. Thanks for the adoption! The Man Of Led 15:57, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Okay, just noticed soemthing I need help with: Redirects. A couple of times my friends haven't been able to get to one of my articles because they didn't capitalize a letter, or something stupid like that. I checked the code, but how do you make mis-types redirect to your page? The Man Of Led 02:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Whichever is comfortable to you let's say from now on that I answer questions asked on my talk page on my talk page. As for the question: If you have a misspelling, you can move the entire article to a new name using the MOVE tab at the top of the page. Make sure that you don't create double redirects at the process (that's a redirect page that redirects to another redirect page, very annoying). You do that by checking "What links here" on the left side menu before moving, and if you see any redirect page that is linked - you'll have to remove it after the moving, you can do that by listing in on QVFD stating that's it's a double redirect.
As for simple capitalization issues etc, you create a new page and then write:

#redirect [[article name]]. and that will create a proper redirect page.~ 11:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Does it matter where I put that, just anywhere in the article, or in the title somewhere? The Man Of Led 15:58, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Baby Snatching Poster

I've done a rough cut of this for you ... think it would be nice to follow the suggestion re. child's hadprint, but that would involve some creation from scratch which is do-able, but only if you like the idea. Before I make this for you, do think about the text, as there is a lot of stuff you could incorporate, and it is your baby after all. --Asahatter(annoy) 21:49, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

I posted the following reply to your comments on the Pee Review, but then realized that perhaps you would not see it there. So I'm copying it here.
This is very, very good for a first article. Mine were much worse. The horrible thing is that humor is subjective, so you never can get a definitive answer to "what makes writing funny?" questions. All you can do is try to find your way. Twisting something in a way that is both clever and unexpected seems to be popular. This kind of thing: "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." (Dorothy Parker) There are other techniques. Many suggestions are listed on Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and I expiated 13 sins from my mortal role by adding the Prolixipaedia Manual of Comedic Writing to the database. (Only 398,128,254 sins left to go.) Hopefully most of the writing techniques listed in these articles are useful. Technique usually only works in the service of the Angel of Inspiration, though. The trick for many writers seems to be to keep plugging away until the darned finicky Angel sees fit to stop eating bon-bons in Fiction Heaven and pay you a visit. Which, as you say, is a lot of work. ----OEJ 11:45, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for reviewing

and thank you for your help. I'll fix the sentences, and revert that most recent piece of vandalism. (I hope you didn't see that, that was horrible). Thanks for your time! Oh, and, that 3rd person banter was mainly because I have done so many god-forsaken Pokemon articles, and I am annoyed at having to continue to write another so that no more gay joke articles need be huffed. Maybe I should calrify it... Thanks so much Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Thanks for the vote of confidence in my reviewing. I'll try to get to [[User:TheLedBalloon/Pae_Do]] -- I read the mainspace version of the article some time ago, I think, and it's a good concept. But I haven't looked at the version you've got in your namespace. I have to go down to work (on my day orf!) so, depending on how soon you read this, it may be some time before I get back to Uncyc. ----OEJ 13:45, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

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Hey there francis, just wanted to know what is and not those. Just needed seventy new ones by that day. Don't ask it. He bites. Good job breaking up with me, I'm ready for new lands. Aren't you the guy who hit me in the part? It isn't yesterday.
--Fonchezzz 18:41, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, buddy

Thanks a Bundle

Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry?

Thanks a bajoodle!

THANKS!

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Thanks for the vote!

But, I know the Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time list won't get featured. It has -2 votes right now. I doubt (m)any of them even actually looked at the list and before they voted against. People here don't like lists. They suck. I wished I had some sort of reward for you. I don't. Sucks for you... Thanks anyway! --Dexter111344 05:50, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Just kidding! I gave you a cookie. --Dexter111344 05:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, TheLedBalloon, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim(Talk)Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)Rev. Zim(Talk)Get saved! 02:10, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

It pleases zim to know you approve of his audio "work". Thanks for your kind words, and I will let Famine know. Cheers! Rev. Zim(Talk)Get saved! 13:25, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

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Wiki Survey

Thanks so much for completing my survey! Sutton4019 10:19, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

THANKS!

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AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to theVFHpage, and notice thatIs This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you fromRAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

Oh man, why'd you have to be so nice about it? :) I really don't know what to say about it. I really don't. I just came on the scene, so I'm a bit confused. I was actually kinda hoping you WOULD take revenge, because I would like feedback: even if it's just a plain review.

Well, maybe I will do the review, but not for a little while, I'm kinda busy right now. But, you know how I was talking about those really good reviews? There's this guy, One-eyed Jack, who writes the best reviews around. Really long, but if you do what he tells you, you could wind up with a feature. P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs) 18:54, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Graduation

To tell you the truth, you didn't need me for a long time now, I just enjoyed having you popping in every now and then...:)
You're doing great! Keep up the good work and storm the hall of shame!

Libel

Yeah, I'm afraid that I did think it was libellous, because (being a Brit - sorry) I have seen much lesser things taken to court. If you read it as an average person, you would almost think it was a real report (and I did, because I don't know who the guy is and I wasn't sure if it was vandal work or real).

You have to remember that people 'Google/search' certain names on the internet, but don't know if they find a real site or a humourous site like Uncyclopedia. If you had started it with something nonsensical it would have been seen as being humorous, but I thought it was near the knuckle. If someone wrote an article about TheLedBalloon being a member of a terrorist organisation and a confirmed paedophile (because it has been proven without a shadow of a doubt) then how would you react?

I know everybody here knows we are only having fun, but the boys in the black suits out there look for these things to drag sites like uncyclopedia into the mud, and the courts. I could say the Queen of England looks like the abstract daughter of Picasso's imagination, but if I said she ordered Diana to be murdered, then that is something entirely different.

I don't wish to be pedantic about this because I wish you the best, and I really do. --Andreasegde 22:47, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee

re: help

Ooh, awesome! I'll consider your very generous offer, Led. What could help me is if you helped out my article Side effects: I see you wrote a featured one. Thanks again, man. I hope I don't seem ungrateful or anything...
--Cajek 14:36, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Hi

Hello TheLedBalloon/Archives1. Forgot about you for a few weeks? Well, I have started The Get Bush in Jail Petition (There's a link to it in my sig). You don't have to sign it, only if you hate George Bush. Also, unfortunatley, my user page lost User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month. Fortunatley, I renominated it and I'd appreciate a vote for you. Thanks!--SirManforman 23:06, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Be Careful, Young Grasshopper

Vote links in your signature will sometimes work against you. If you have the patience to look through my sig history, I had one of those once. It didn't work for me, and I'm positive it turned people off of voting for me. You can keep it if you wish, but fair warning, it gets tiresome to people after a while.-SirLjlego, GUNVFHFIYCWotMSGWHotMPWotMAotMEGAEDMANotM+ (Talk) 15:38, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Led, could you do me a favor?

Could you nominate Side effects for VFH? I don't know how to and I would feel silly. Get back to me, buuuuddy. I'll be watching your talkpage. --Cajek 21:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I will gladly nom that page, but first, you have to do a little more work on it. First, really try to scrap a bunch of the items on the lists. Trust me, I know it's hard, but you gotta do it, as many a page gets voted down for being "too listy." Also, for the same reason, add an intro to each list. The longer and funnier each intro, the less listy and more Feature-worthy it will become. I'm working on a list myself, right now, called Phrases_spoken_before_death. I'm not adding new items anyomre. What I'm doing, is trying to make it so that there is more paragraph content before each list. Now, this may be an unreasonable goal, but the point is to have a lot of intro-type stuff, and not a lot of list content. P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs) 22:41, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Could you give that a try? I don't think it's possible to write funny intros for most of the lists on there. Also, it's called "side effects", so probably people will be expecting lists don't you think? It's been reviewed 3 times, and the last one got a 47/50. --Cajek 23:03, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Alright, I'll give it a try, but you don't mind if I deplete some of the lists, do you? I'll try to leave the Colbert one especially intact, but I'll try to add a bit of an intro to some of the lists. They may or may not be good, but we'll see ;). P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs) 23:27, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Cool, but could you review it first beforehand? Follow the links on my talk page, man. Thanks a billion --Cajek 23:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

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