Characters as of the end of Chapter 1; start of Chapter 2

Victoria has a very dry taste in everything. She presents an attitude of not caring about anything because she usually doesn’t find it worth caring about anything that isn’t important. She’s often reserved in her words and gets right to the point of anything she wants to say. She does care about her friends but those who don’t know her tend to see her as a recluse or a shadow.

Cherise Wood

Age: 15

Height: 5’4″

Number of appearances: 18

Voice Font: Kate the Great

Favorite Play: Something’s Afoot

“It’s sunshine; it’s supposed to be bright, it’s supposed to be warm, and it’s supposed to make little green sprouts pop out of sordid people!”

Cherise is a very energetic and happy young woman. She enjoys the simple pleasures in life and takes joy in any moment she can. She loves theater and acting because she loves to pretend to be different people.

Danson Raya

Age: 15

Height: 5’7″

Number of appearances: 17

Voice Font: Glenns Hand

Favorite Color: Orange

“Quote!”

A joker and a tease, and occasionally snarky. Danson loves to fool around and get attention.

Zak spent most of his adult life in an emotional isolation that fueled his alcohol addition. Shortly after reaching two years of sobriety, fate decided to force him to reconnect with the outside world by crashing a flying saucer on him, destroying both his body and his home. Now he is forced to connect to the outside world using a (rental) body of a teenage girl, while living with a group of teenage girls he never met before.

Karl Midway

Age: 15

Height: 5’9″

Number of appearances: 13

Voice Font: VTC Sunday Comix Tall

Favorite Director: Alfred Hitchcock

“There’s nothing wrong with having a little fun once in a while. Once in a while.”

A strongly methodical man, Karl is very analytical and cool-headed. He usually speaks in a monotone and says what he thinks needs to be said, even if others already get it.

An inventive young mind, Debra likes to tinker, modify, and build all sorts of contraptions and mechanical devices. While she certainly does have an advanced mind for building and inventing things, her creations have a tendency to fail with explosive results.

Sheea Watermouth

Age: 53

Height: 5’4.5″

Number of appearances: 11

Voice Font: Dreamer One

Profession: Beekeeper

“Family is always the most important thing; you stand by those people who stood by you.”

Sheea is a light-hearted and cheerful woman. She is friendly and generally out-going. As a child she wanted to travel the world and meet new people, but she set that dream aside to take care of her father. Being the caretaker of her father forced her to grow up quickly; she is still not legally an adult.

Dr. Ou^A

Age: Currently Unknown

Height: 3’11.5″

Number of appearances: 7 (1 print only)

Voice Font: Audiowide

Proper pronunciation: (French Oui) ` (Click) + “Ah”

“Sure there are better paying positions closer to home, but I’m not in this for the money. You don’t spend 80,000 quatloos on an education for a job if your interest is the money.”

Dr. Ou^A is a non-human doctor for humans and non-humans alike who was assigned to work in the Solar System. Although never expressly mentioned in the comic, he only recently started his practice, replacing the last doctor who was assigned here.

The real-life author of the comic who narrates the comic and occasionally shows up to explain a few things.

Rantaa Watermouth

Age: 182

Height: 5’5″

Number of appearances: 4

Voice Font: DadHand

Level of insanity on scale of 1 to 10: Ice Cream

“My uncle works for the fair, and the fair is in Roccettel.”

Rantaa is Sheea’s father. In his prime he was a good and strong man of no small fame among those who knew him, but he lost his mind about thirty years ago and now has the cognitive functionality of an Alzheimer’s patient. His daughter takes care of him at their house in Amthae.

“’Correct me if I’m wrong’ is just a figure of speech; I’m never wrong.”

If Maytia had internet memes, and there was a picture floating around of an “elitist douchebag,” he would probably be dressed exactly like Dakka. Dakka has a heritage to a defunct higher class of citizenship, and he often carries a pompous attitude thinking that he is better than those around him. He will flat out deny this, especially that his heritage would have anything to do with his attitude.

Rhino and Oxpecker

Age: Unknown

Height: 1.9 meters / 20 centimeters

Number of appearances: 5

Voice Font: Glenns Hand

Species: White Rhinoceros / Red-billed Oxpecker

“I’m not saying that it’s wrong, I’m just saying its an unproven theory!”

The Rhino and Oxpecker show up to provide filler content when a regular page can’t be made. They often have relatively intelligent conversations on a wide range of subject matters.

Outwardly, Laraar seems like the kind of man who doesn’t try to hard, but personally he just feels like there is more to get out of life than just work. He likes to travel and doesn’t like to hold himself down to anyplace for too long.

Lorraine is Cherise’s older sister. She gives Cherise and her friends rides to school and other places. Like Cherise, she is living at a friend’s house so she can finish High School in Northbrook, but it is not the same house as Cherise.

Simon

Age: 15

Height: 5’8.5″

Number of appearances: 1 (print only)

Voice Font: Bee Marker Ink

Preferred RPG class: Rogue

“I was told there would be cookies.”

Simon is a long-time classmate of Karl and Danson; some would consider them friends but they never really hang out outside of school.