in a pub and there was some piss on the seat at the very front. For some reason, possibly drunkenness, I didn't wipe it but carefully straddled my legs so they didn't touch the piss. A guy walked in after me and threatened to beat me up for pissing on the seat and not wiping it.

really easy, OR i just don't piss all over the seat, because I have a proper aim and don't have a baby dick like you lot that need to try and aim your shrivelled dick in the right way because you can't actually see the end of itas it's that far inside your body.

He was washing his hands and saw me in the reflection of the mirror and said 'hello sunshine' and I said hello back...then he propositioned me into one of the toilet stalls. However, we differed on which stall to go in so he left me to urinate.

if i enter a BOG that has wee on the seat. I usually wipe it away.
even if i'm just doing a wee, standing up and all that.. i still feel the need to wipe the seat... but it's touching someone elses wee kinda.. dont know why i do it.
maybe it;s a bit of an ocd//worried someone thought i did it thing..

And can in fact testify to this. At least in the cases of the Wanneroo Markets in Perth, and the toilets at Marrarra Oval, Darwin.

I once needed to do a crap desperately and dashed into a nearby tenpin bowling centre. I quickly dashed for the crappers and sat down and got to business. I was idly reading the graffiti, when I realised there was something slightly wrong about it. It was all "This bird sucks cocks" and "That bird a total whore" and "Such and such minger is a bitch". I quickly realised I had inadvertently entered the female toilets. I was quite surprised at (a) the quantity of graffiti - much more than in the men's and (b) the unrelenting earnest bitchiness of it all.