Product Description

I Can’t Believe They’re Making Me Work On My Birthday

No presents. No cake. There isn’t even anyone here. Sigh. Another year alone, I guess.

Well, to heck with everybody. I’ll throw my own birthday party. That’s right! In fact, I’m already throwing one with my two best friends, this Matte Black classic Motorcycle Helmet with a metal quick release! They love me. They care about my special day. Isn’t that right, Mr. Black Motorcycle Helmet? That’s right! We’d never leave the warehouse without your clever writeups and wonderful way with words. It’s fantastic people like you that love our fiberglass shell and Steel Rivets, and we just wanted to show you how much we appreciate you on the day you were born! So, get ready to party! Wait! What’s that noise? Someone’s coming into the office! Gasp! I bet it’s a surprise party! They didn’t want me to come in to do writeups! They planned a surprise party just for ME! Okay, don’t let on. Gotta remember to act surprised. Here they come. OMG YOU GUYS REMEM- Oh, it’s just you, Mr. Janitor. Didn’t mean to scare you. Well, a surprise birthday urinal cake is better than no cake at all, I guess.

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Did you see the season premier of Burn Notice? Yup, we outfitted the baddies on our favorite USA Network show. Remember the bad ass biker gang? They had on the same motorcycle helmets and leather available to you, right here and right now!

It's kind of tough staying humble when we see the stars geared-up in our motorcycle helmets and accessories. We are proud to claim Queen Latifah, Rob Zombie, the Discovery Channel, and the gang from Orange County Choppers as our customers. Heck, Playboy even featured our Captain America Helmet, albeit you might have been - ahhh - distracted by the articles.

If you have been wondering where the cool Motorcycle Helmets, Helmet Stickers and Biker Jewelry come from… You have arrived. Look around and let us outfit you.

Be sure to check out the motorcycle helmet laws in your state. Looking for a Motorcycle Safety Class?

We are adding more motorcycle helmets every week, so be sure to check back and see our new designs!