I Guess You Can Say This Cock Is Out Of This World

It looks like some technicolor mushroom. Maybe a technicolor mushroom that I might want to fuck but still, a technicolor mushroom. How is that the photo you go with to send in for your fucking cock rating. Excuse me Sir but I take my dicks seriously and I don’t appreciate a possible mockery of my business. However you get what you pay for your I will rate your technicolor mushroom to the best of my cock capabilities. This cock looks like a massive dick spaceship that I may or may not want to invade and take over this pussy. The length appears above average. The girth appears way above average and kind of scares me in a way that makes my pussy tingle. That is one fearsome beast you have there in technidick land. The head is prominent and makes me think of a flying saucer. I imagine that this is a dick to be reckoned with and has pulverized a pussy or two in its time. I imagine you have capabilities of bring the elusive multiple O’s to a woman if you so desire.
3/5

alyssa

Olivia’s Cock Review:

What a galactic dick pic. I am not sure about the quality and coloring of this pic. As above mentioned this is not the best pic to send in for a cock rating. We do what we can with what we have so lets move on to the rating of your space dick. This cock appears above average and might actually be pretty long and fuckable. The girth here looks amazing. I mean holy shit like how fat is that salami you have there? Surely it must get tiring hauling that thing around in your space pants all day. Definitely detecting super natural girth levels with this one here. That is one well pronounced mushroom tip for sure. Very impressive. This cock is a sure pussy pleaser and a panty dropper and I am sure it is more awe inspiring in real life or in a good pic. Overall the dick looks good but scary fat! Get some lube and ease that sucker in to spear your lady accomplices! Trust and believe that they will surely appreciate you going the extra mile to protect and spare the lady parts from the wrath of that fatty beast!
3.5/5