President and Secretary Clinton released a statement following the wedding of their daughter, Chelsea yesterday: "Today, we watched with great pride and overwhelming emotion as Chelsea and Marc wed in a beautiful ceremony at Astor Courts, surrounded by family and their close friends. We could not have asked for a more perfect day to celebrate the beginning of their life together, and we are so happy to welcome Marc into our family. On behalf of the newlyweds, we want to give special thanks to the people of Rhinebeck for welcoming us and to everyone for their well-wishes on this special day." [People]

Lanesia Garcia says that despite rumors to the contrary, Levi Johnston is not the father of her baby: "Point blank, it's not true at all. We haven't hung out at all since 8th or 9th grade when we broke up. I don't know where people are getting this. It's not true at all. Levi is not the father of my baby." [USWeekly]

Susan Boyle's brother says the singer is constantly worried that she'll lose all of her money: "Susan is baffled about money. All she wants to do is sing... Susan isn't financially astute but she is worried about her situation... And she's got this paranoia that she's going to go back to square one, back to where she was before Britain's Got Talent." [ContactMusic]

Al Gore will not be charged with sexual assault, due to "insufficient evidence." Gore, in the police report, claims that he was "totally baffled" by the accusations. [RadarOnline]

Victoria Beckham has convinced her husband David to produce a line of men's wear for her fashion line: "Victoria has been trying to persuade him to do it for a while and he's finally succumbed," says a source, "She has reassured him that he has an eye for fashion." [ContactMusic]

Sources claim that Judge Marsha Revel ignored advice from psychiatrists and took a probation officer's advice instead when selecting a rehab facility for Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]

The facility Lohan is set to go to reportedly put in $220,000 worth of refurbishments in order to prepare for her arrival. [DigitalSpy]

Though Michael Lohan claimed he knew Mark Wahlberg and that he was hoping Wahlberg would talk to Lindsay Lohan while she's incarcerated, Wahlberg has a different take on things: ""I met him (Michael Lohan) once or twice? But she's certainly in my prayers. Anybody that's having any kind of trouble and needs saving I try to pray for. I just wish the best for her and her family, anyone who's incarcerated - that they turn their life around and start doing the right thing." [DailyExpress]

"I love just to, you know, make a big breakfast and call my friends. I love cooking and I'm a great cook. For breakfast, I make amazing French toast. Breakfast is, like my favorite meal of the day so I always make it really big, with maybe some omelettes and pancakes. I also make the best lasagne you've ever tasted."-Paris Hilton [DigitalSpy]

Scarlett Johansson's life continues to sound awesome: "I don't have the busiest agenda. I'm just an actress for hire. So I have months and months where I just sit around and wait for jobs. There's always time for shopping." [ContactMusic]

Angelina Pivarnick of Jersey Shore won't see her boyfriend on the set any time soon, as he's been banned from appearing on the show by the police department he works for. [TMZ]

Katy Perry already has the theme for her next album picked out: "My new record 'Teenage Dream' is more about confectionary and candy and baked goods. There's less fruit imagery. For my next album I'd like it to be about meat and I want to be on the cover wearing a bacon bikini. Also I want my records to smell of sausage or pork. CDs are over, but not if they smell original." [ContactMusic]

Michelle Rodriguezis tired of remakes: "I think the industry needs to wake up and stop doing remakes because I'm kind of falling asleep. They need to start doing movies about something other than comic books and stuff that come out in the Eighties. We've exploited that already. Let's do something new. It's sleepy time in Hollywood right now and we need to find something else." [DailyExpress]

Foxy Brown says she couldn't have possibly mooned another woman during an altercation last week, for the following reasons: ""I couldn't have mooned Arlene Raymond because I wasn't wearing any underwear, in a Sharon Stone kind of 'Basic Instinct' way. She told the cops she'd seen my underwear — but what underwear? [PageSix]

Here's a picture of a brunette, pre-fame Lady Gaga, taken in 2007. [TheSun]

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly dating quite a bit: "She's happy seeing several guys at once and doesn't want anything serious. Jen vowed to enjoy her life when she turned 40." [ShowbizSpy]

"What I take the greatest pride in is the fact that I've played a significant part in the changing of our social and sexual values. Sex outside of wedlock used to not only be forbidden, it was illegal. Playboy helped change those attitudes and laws."-Hugh Hefner [NYDN]

Tom Cruise says his daughter loves to be his stylist: "Suri will think about it and she'll lay out the clothes and be very creative and know what looks good. She even picks out clothes for me to wear. She picks the shirt and the shoes, lays them out very kindly and sweetly. She's generous like that." [ShowbizSpy]

"Be happy. Especially if you are in your twenties, like myself. Really appreciate going out with the girls having a good time. Appreciate going to the beach and doing small things like that because it doesn't last forever. I want to leave you all with one more thing: Stick up for yourself! Don't let anyone, guy or girl, put you down. Have respect for yourself, especially in high school. The best thing a girl could say is that they stuck up for themselves. At the end of the day, if you know you're right, what's the point of not standing up for yourself?"-Jenni "JWoww" Farley [DigitalSpy]