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waxahachie is a great city! better than red oak!! good people, great places to eat!! waxahachie high school is the best!! they win at everything! 30 miles south of Dallas Texas. Waxahachie AKA Hachie is the BEST.

waxahachie is great!! good town with the nicest people.
where do you wanna go for vacation? I want to go to Waxahachie!

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A small town 25 miles south of downtown Dallas with absolutely NOTHING to do except grow up and become a cop, go to the army, or pop out 4 kids -- Everyone hangs out at the Buffalo Wild Wings, Gold's Gym, the Movie Theatre, and the town's big Prime Attraction is the big Walmart -- there's a guy called "The Waxahachie Playboy" who has a truck full of stickers that you see everywhere around town looking for drugs -- too bad he can't actually be a playboy because there's no girls in this town that don't have 2 kids by the time they are 20 -- the cops are Everywhere and they are heavy-handed and willpull you over for no reason, don't drive over the speed limit after it gets dark or expect to get pulled out of your vehicle and beat down with a flashlight -- Terribly boring, have to drive to Dallas to find anything to do -- don't get pulled over!

Wow, I really had a swelltime getting pulled over and beatup by the cops for going 35 mph through downtown Waxahachie - what an exciting time we had at the Walmart looking at all the people with the missing teeth, I can't wait to come back!

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A church town babymill whose prime function is to create poor Marines and trailer park denizens. A little less than 30 miles south of Dallas, but seemingly an isolated hamlet of puritanical colleges and racist cops, the only things to do are to get pregnant and do drugs.

Hey! Let's all go to Waxahachie and visit the children we didn't abort.