Well, Fuck

I typed in all those Goddamn newsposts and dated them for the future, I figured I was kosher up until Monday at least. We’ll discuss things like Italian Traffic and CounterStrike next time, I’ll make sure I track down another Cafe where I can do this kind of shit from.

I’ve recovered from my experience at St. Peter’s, and I hate Jesus again. Whew!

Also, I’m getting back on the 16th, I told you. Don’t worry about it. When I get back, we’ll have a big party - with not one, but two clowns. My fear is that while I am away, everyone will realize that Gabe is the funny one and I am the one concerned with the proper placement of commas.