Well, it’s that time again. And by “that time again” what I mean to say is that I’ve got nothing really worthy of a post, but that’s never stopped me before. So there you go.

If nothing else, Google Analytics is always good for a laugh. For whatever it’s worth, keyword searches about tithing, katdish, Billy Coffey and Annie K’s boobs continue to top the charts. And for a person who finds emoticons incredibly annoying, I have an equally annoying amount of keyword searches pertaining to how to make annoying emoticons.

Here’s some keyword searches that landed people to my blog, no doubt leaving them devastatingly disappointed and/or confused:

Chicken Searches:

hey look a chicken

katdish chicken

look a chicken

look a chicken blog

look there’s a chicken

why helen not buying me a chicken

francis chan throw chicken

chicken as bait for sharks

chicken butt emoticon

chicken in every backyard

chicken run away picture

chicken snake look

chicken without hair

chickens with a red butt

church chicken in bucket

man calls women chicken

hey look a chicken card

how should chicken look when it’s barbecued?

top ten chicken meet com.

Man Card Searches:

I’m gonna have to ask you for your mancard

mancard revoked

mancard

revoke my mancard

take away my mancard club

what does “man-card ownership” mean?

wife mancard

Personality trait searches:

annoying trending topics twitter

being obnoxious

friends think I’m obnoxious

is self promotion okay?

I’m okay with being obnoxious

And these just made me laugh or make me say, Huh?:

bbq pollock (ouch, Peter!)

gods and cats used as sharkbait

hey look my internet works fine

Jesus beach buckets

many canadians refer to americans as “upper mexicans”

na na nana na na nana na na candy

country folk in front porch rockers with shotguns (Billy’s kinfolk, no doubt)

shark bait ho ha ha

howdy cloud

skymall hair laser

slutty rock band

So there you have it. That’s not all of them, just some of my favorites. What lands people on your blog?

Okay, y’all – this is so stinking funny (to me, anyway) that the only intro I’m going to give you is that I recently started using Google Analytics to track this blog. The following is a list of keyword searches people have used to find this blog. I added the Smartypants blog on Saturday. (Can’t wait to see THAT list!) Anyway, here are the keyword searches that landed some unfortunate folks on my blog:

1) katdish2) katdish freak3) howdy cloud4) look a chicken5) “annie k” boobs6) “i cried a tear” “was confused” “clear my mind”7) +katdish8) add”hey look a chicken”9) beth moore obsession10) biggest boobs annie k. biggest “annie k.”11) bunch of crap in my car console12) cartoon i was just thinking13) catalyst one day14) chicken plate and fork15) days of the harvest16) do not look the chicken17) dora sullivan rock band 218) droopy boob smiley19) emoticon for butts20) foghorn leghorn smart boy just a little on the dumb side21) fork and spoon devotional22) godology excerpt23) helen’s buttcrack24) hey look a chicken25) hey look at these26) hey look!27) house church do’s and don’ts28) how do i make a sideways smiley face?29) how do you make a sideways smiley30) how to get smileys which sideways31) igoogle32) katdish blog33) nonconformity quote34) parachute drop church planting35) rock band contest “louisville”36) sideways smiley face37) sideways smiley facebook38) slanket redemption codes39) slutty rock look40) songs with home in them41) the cat’s diary the dog’s diary day of my imprisonment42) the sideways smiley face43) top ten reasons people don’t tithe44) what does the sideways smiley mean45) where to buy jolly rancher jelly beans at grocery stores?46) woman checken brain