Here's a new holiday greeting, for all of you hebrew pastafarians!
Note the little FSM in the top left corner. Personally, I love it.

Yarr, chag sameach!

O FSM, ooh, You are so big, So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O FSM, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery, but you are so strong and, well, just so super fantastic.
Ramen.