the original was more vulgar,naster and a bit longer. Also it had elements of Christian references as i was Christian at the time of writing this. I added pagan elements to it now.

When I Vommit

The momment before I vommit is a time that I lament As I watch a show a showproduced by Pamela Eels I feel that which swims in my tummy are eels Then I watch I'm not at ease For then I start to smell of cheese

My guts then start to pulse and tear and it's as thou no one could care as my gums start to bleed I couldn't believe I was about to feed

As I wish I had gas pains or I have to make the golden rains. Oh the smell of cheese cheese cheese it's as thou I haven't excrited in 2 weeks

I then start to feel lumps in my throat it feels mildly like it came from a moat And I start to stare into space In that state some comely lass would spray me with mace.

Then all of a sudden,I eat in reverse So by now you must think this perverse Oh that taste of urine and cheese It's enough to make you queeze

But some of it doesn't all come out it lingers there like a snot in a snout So I do what's most detestly And do what is commanded by Destiny

So the thing of my nightmares is my dream I see peas,tomato sause and brocoli cream And the child I gave labor to most fowl of this eve I would name it Steve

And as I start to flush my child away I think of that fable 'the Mouse and the Frog' as i start the rose fragrance with a spray So I am now calm as a log

I drink now the water from the bathroom sink And it's as though it was of blessed Lethe in this room of pink No longer upset of abandoning my son I leave that self implied prison

Now if any of this pleases you to a joyful mist Then thank the sweet Brigid But if it offends you, then i am to blame For my lack of skill has made this verse lame If I had the power to make it better I would,so i ask you not to be bitter