Best of Boomhauer on King of the Hill - Funniest Quotes

A definite fan favorite and stand out on King of the Hill has got to be Jeffery Dexter Boomhauer. The confirmed bachelor, Texas Ranger, and banana hammock enthusiast is best known for his fast talking voice, and dadgum did he give us some gems on the show… well, when we could understand what he was saying. Here are the funniest Boomhauer quotes.