Apparently this exists? Dunno if it does anything for me, but whatev. Skyrim is awesome and totally counts. The Nords shoulda taken a page out of Berk's book, teamed up with the dragons, and laid... more

You're right. I totally would. I'm pretty sure you've met her before. She picked me up a few times after those AHAIRQL games we had back in 2012. You remember, right? Or were you too concussed to... more

Or wait, do you mean the other one, whatsherface? I didn't know you guys hooked up! I probably was concussed. Wouldn't be the first time, or the last. Ugh, I can't stand that you're beating me at... more

I really was concussed. No memory of her whatsoever. No, I'm talking about my partner. The skinny one with blue hair and a big coat. We started going "officially" round near the end of last year.... more

I think she might've been a townie. I'm not into boobs, but sometimes you just can't help but notice, ya know? Hang on, it's starting to come back to me now. There was definitely drinking going on.... more

Meet you at Rudi's in fifteen. Bring money this time. ((Agreed on both points. I'm not sure whether being around these two while they drink would be hilarious or slightly terrifying. Or maybe both.... more