This song is dedicated to all the annoying twits on Facebook who feel the need to update us on their mundane, boring-ass lives. This one's for you and its called "We Don't Care", AKA: "The Facebook Anthem". (Consider this ... Read More

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July 31, 2015
You read that right. These women, a Dutch electronic dance music group called ADAM, are trying to sing their single, "Go to Go," while coming. It's kind of incredible. (Leave your pervy comments at the door, please.)
https://youtu.be/3h37xswCoY0
We can't promise the ... Read More

July 29, 2015
Trigger warning: Intense squirrelly cuteness.
When Penn State student Mary Krupa arrived on campus, she was struck by how friendly the resident squirrels were. Some would even let her touch them. "I figured, hm, well if the squirrel lets me ... Read More

Drinks | July 28, 2015
Tequila is a quintessential summertime spirit. Unfortunately, most people only know how to make margaritas, shots, and maybe a tequila sunrise. Here's a way to use up that bottle of Patrón in your cupboard — OK, it's Cuervo, but who's paying attention? ... Read More

Drinks | July 21, 2015
Tired of Mimosas? Bored with Bloody Marys? Here's a different way to drink your breakfast.
The Morning Glory Fizz isn't a new cocktail, but it's one you've likely never heard of. In his 1888 Bartender's Manual, famed mixologist Henry Johnson wrote that the potation is ... Read More

July 27, 2015
In case you missed it, Nadia faced off with former NFL cheerleader Amber MacDonald on the latest episode of NBC's "Food Fighters." The judges thought her Italian sausage and peppers were too spicy (don't get us started), but where Nads really turned up ... Read More

It's that moment you get home from a long day with only one thing on your mind. Your girlfriend, sure, but that other thing — that one last bottle of Pinot Noir. It's your favorite brand at the $8-$10 price point, ... Read More

July 20, 2015
It's not okay to sexually harass women on the internet. Capiche? The web is not some magical place where your words and actions have no consequences. And just because Nadia points out that she has nipples (like every other ... Read More

July 17, 2015
It's summer and it's almost the weekend — time to rock out with your guac out! Want to make sure you're buying the perfect avocados for the job? Check this video. It makes things so simple, you might as ... Read More

July 16, 2015
Cats. Cats cats cats. The interwebz loves 'em, but until now there's been one feline facet that's gone un-memed: their buttholes. Get ready, because that's about to change.
https://youtu.be/qLdUG3id2rs
Twinkle Tush is the final step in converting the small animal ... Read More