Hold your girl close tonight. Sit quietly on the couch and watch The Mindy Project with her without complaining. Fake laugh at the jokes and smile when she comments on the outfits. When a commercial break comes on, squeeze her tighter and whisper in her ear…

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?

Love is not perfect, but Rosario Dawson is. Well almost. She lacketh only one thing, my affection. She knows it too. In an interview she once mentioned that she had this strange understanding that something was missing from her life. Little did she know that she was talking about me. Although I made that part about the interview up, in real life I have a feeling she does feel that way. Even if she doesn’t admit it to anyone, there is a me shaped hole in her heart.