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chickenchaser2010

The two quickest ways to locate a bogan are below:
1. Any person who has purposely attended or wished they could have attended a Metallica concert they missed. Please note: Attending a Metallica concert which takes place as part of a music festival where a large line up of other bands play does not count.
2. Any person who owns a Metallica album other than the black album.