Smash Mouth is the Orlando, Florida, of bands, and just like the real Orlando, everything appears all sunny, but look beneath the surface and you’ll see something truly horrifying. Comedian Barbara Gray, co-host of the Lady to Lady podcast, took this idea to its logical conclusion when “some rando tried to FB sext me so I responded with only Smash Mouth lyrics.”

What follows is the most uncomfortable (and hilarious) Smash Mouth-themed conversation since the time I pitched When the Morning Cums to Playboy (they were not interested). I’m a believer that his response to “what’s wrong with taking the back streets” is perfect.

H-h-how do guys creep like that!? I seriously cannot fathom ever being in a place where my self-esteem is so low/high (delete as appropriate) that I am willing to become such a dreg of a human being and degrade myself like that.