Strapless for a talk show? We don’t care about it for prudish reasons, but generally speaking, you dress to frame and draw attention to your face when you do a talk show appearance, since that’s what the camera is going to do. Save the strapless looks for red carpets, when you can get the full head-to-toe treatment. Clipping a mic to a sweetheart neckline just looks terrible.

It doesn’t help that this is a straight-up weird design. Forget going strapless or wearing velvet in July, we can’t get past the goofy arm puffs and the shift to a lighter weight fabric for the skirt. Everything feels off-kilter just a little. We are disconcerted by this dress, kittens.

And she needs to get back to her natural brown hair ASAP. This shade is doing nothing for her.