My Little Pirate - fat-arsed 80s toys get movie mash-ups

What the suffering Christ is this all about, then? It's what happens when you're forced to play with My Little Pony as a schoolgirl, but secretly loved what the boys were playing with. Obviously they were playing with their penises, but in fact we're referring to popular toy lines such as Stars Wars figures and the like:

Artist Mari Kasurinen has been taking those fat little trollops and rebooting them for the 21st century in all manner of guises, including The Dark Knight's Joker, stormtroopers and Edward Scissorhands. They're all a little disturbing, not unlike the original ugly plastic nags of frumpy lifeless tosh, but somebody clearly has a soft spot for them - Kasurinen is flogging them for over £300 a time.