You'd have to take that up with her, man. I'm not her keeper. And I suppose you could. My dorm doesn't have the best security, but if you didn't want to drive as far then my mom's house isn't terribly hard to get to. My step dad is always home but his hearing is pretty bad.

1. I don't like donkey shows you pervert!
2. Convince me why I should give a ****
3. See number 2
4.wtf does that have to with this?

Why would I givea damn about your hokey shit? Explain it in laymens terms and I'll tell you if its bullshit or not.
I could google all of it and read it for years and still not come to your conclusions so wtf is the point?