Every now and then, my corny side rears it’s ugly head and you end up getting a silly post like this. But this is supposed to be fun, right?

With the trade deadline only five days away, things are getting kind of dicey. Lee and Haren are already gone, but there’s still some solid choices out there for the Mets who could use a starter or a shut down reliever.

The choice is yours, the choice is yours…

Roy Oswalt (6-12, 3.42 ERA 1.109 WHIP)

You Can Go With This…

6.15 ERA

Or You Can Go With That!

Ted Lilly (3-8, 3.88 ERA, 1.121 WHIP)

You Can Go With This…

1.975 WHIP

Or You Can Go With That!

Joakim Soria (2.25 ERA, 1.124 WHIP, 27 Saves)

Or You Can Go With This…

7.9 BB/9

Or You Can Go With That!

Fausto Carmona (10-7, 3.51 ERA, 1.283 WHIP)

Or You Can Go With This…

3 Wins Since Signing $36MM Deal

Or You Can Go With That!

Zach Grienke (6-9, 3.59 ERA, 1.134 WHIP)

But This Is Kinda Phat!!!

Doo… Dah… Dippity!

I'm a lifelong Mets fan who loves writing and talking about the Amazins' 24/7. From the Miracle in 1969 to the magic of 1986, and even the near misses in '73 and '00, I've experienced it all - the highs and the lows. I started Mets Merized Online in 2005 to feed my addiction and interact with other passionate Met fans like you. Follow me on Twitter @metsmerized.