ęDave Van Dyck/GazetteARE THESE CASH REGISTERS
CLOSED BECAUSE:
(A) Western finally decided they've gouged enough students at
CentreSpot, (B) our photographer broke into the cafeteria for Buy
Nothing Day and the hippies somehow got their way.

The Gazette's ultimate student survival guide

Survival.

It is the essential motivator for all human thought and action.

When one reaches the golden world of academia, survival takes on a whole new meaning. During a students' university career, he or she will make countless important decisions that could have a profound impact on the rest of their life.

Crystal Dove/GazetteWHAT REALLY HURT WASN'T
JUST THE FACT HE MISSED THE BUS, BUT MORE SPECIFICALLY, HE MISSED THE BUS
GOING TO THE LAND OF 24-HOUR KEGGERS. Fourth-year chemistry student
Allan Siderius walks by the agriculture display on th path beside the
McIntosh Gallery on his way to the bus stop, no doubt.