”Blind California sea lion will go home to Utah”: Do they think because it can’t see, it won’t notice that it’s living essentially in a desert? On the other hand, he wouldn’t be the first to mistake the Great Salt Lake for the Pacific Ocean.

”Travel agents making a comeback”: Turns out that some of the I-can-do-it-myself stuff that was so novel with the advent of the internet is actually a time-consuming chore with little guarantee that you’ve gotten the best deal or even a good one.

”Apple CEO Tim Cook emerges from Steve Jobs’ shadow”: One thing that would really go a long way toward that end would be to ditch the all-black clothing ensembles. Unless that was edict of Jobs’ — that his successor only wear the black CEO Apple uniform. If that’s the case, well, he agreed to wear Jobs’ shadow every single day.