Here are some of my favorite lines…

To douchebags!” he said, gesturing to Brad. “And to girls that break your heart,” he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. “And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.

I know we’re fucked up, alright? I’m impulsive, and hot tempered, and you get under my skin like no…