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On this one planet they have an alternate genesis myththat says everything was created simultaneously,and after that each part merely discovers, rediscovers and expandsits discovery of every other part.

We’re all being held responsible…although this, within the framework,and outside the framework of man,is not actually so...

Over in the city park, this one rather lengthy chap ignored the soap boxes and benches,and climbed directly into a fashionable elm and cried out,“So long as the word ‘ambiguous’ is open to interpretation,we’re all in-for-it.”

Whilst out surveying history and other wild creatures with his charge, a father said,“Son, ponder and remember this: If the Siege of Troy had not have actually occurredmen would have had to invent it.”(Reply) “But Papa, tis fairly well accepted now thatit was mere fantasy.”(Confident Sire says) “See?”