ASB Tattle Tellers Running The World While Strung Out On Coffee Poised To Reject Bitcoin

Bitcoin skeptics don’t understand one important thing: that virtual currencies are already here and they’ll have, most likely, no effect whatsoever on that. First of all, everyone knows that the Federal Reserve acts as a plague of egomania blinding all of society to its self-important cruel and insane way of living. That’s mostly because former Associated Student Body kids are running monetary policy. That means two things: 1) the tattle-tellers are in charge and 2) they’re still sucking on the teet of some wrinkly and pungent Principal character. But, those who will be using cryptographic currencies like Bitcoin are gonna be very different from your average Homo. They might have, at a younger age, say, taken a bit of time to smell the roses. Or maybe they chewed some fungi along the way and had to deal with misplacing their ego and not being able to find it like most men ...