Last night, Michelle Obama lit the Christmas tree at the White House wearing a new black coat, black slacks, and a waist belt. She seems to be keeping a healthy distance from snow-scene sweaters this holiday season, but it's only December 4 and anything could happen.

Phew. That was close.

After all, there were kids present.

Just in case someone at NY mag realizes how silly this is and decides to scrub it, here's a screencap: