I swallowed: fifty flies today One hundred flying ants Sixty noisy crickets and Some very tasty plants. Grubs and slugs and juicy worms I stuffed into my belly, Until a voice behind me said “I’d love some fresh toad jelly!”

There is a man named Toe-Jam Sam Who lives behind our school, He never cuts his fingernails Or toenails as a rule. He never ever takes a bath, He never cuts his hair, He mostly eats potato chips And crumbs are everywhere! I’m thinkin’ that when I grow up I’d like to...