The Grand Return? -
Though I just got Bowser, I had to have him return to activity in
Videoland. Basically, the last big thing that the previous Bowser did,
was rescue (yes rescue, not kidnap) Princess Toadstood from Dracula,
who was going to sacrifice her and Zelda in some evil power ceremony
thing. After being repremanded by Mother Brain, Bowser took some time
off to reconstruct his old favorite toy, the Doom Ship. And now, he
returns, with the Doom Ship in the air once more. The log is nothing
but IC chatter on the radio (or whatever it is, depends on the person)
but still, it's Bowser's intro.

Radio Rambling -
Another only radio log, but it's some amusing chatter in the villian's
frequency. Bowser argues with Smithy, and Topo pesters him about
clothes of all things. Though sadly, Smithy quit shortly after this
log, so Bowser never got to make good on his threat. Le sigh.

The Jumbo-Goomba
- Bowser lures Mario into a 'trap' at Yoshi's Island, though like all
of his other schemes, it blows up his face. He almost counters and gets
Mario on the deck of the Doom Ship, but that too fails for him. In the
end Bowser has a small sort of break-down, but true to character, it
doesn't take long for him to get his ego back.

Big Mamma Brain -
Bowser has a rather.... enlightening talk with Mother Brain. Actually,
he's lucky he got out of that talk with his shell intact, one can only
push Mother Brain's temper so far. It's rather humorous too.

Shopping? - Bowser
makes a trip to Downtown Simcity to... aquire some goods. And by
aquire, I mean steal. And by goods, I mean... well, you'll see. He
encounters Rika along the way. Though it's a brief log, due to my
having to go, it was fun.

Battle in Mobius -
Bowser's out to relieve some built up tension, and decides to attack
some random place. Not really like him, but he was irriated by a few
things beforehand. Waluigi tags along, and Bowser winds up confronting
Gamemaster Station on the ground, while the Doom Ship has an aerial
battle with the TCS Morningstar, piloted by Carlie.

Battle with N - Bowser
heads to Elfland to get some nice natural elven wood to restore the
damaged Doom Ship. Captain N himself shows up to prevent that, and the
two battle it out. As for who won, well read and see. Cube also shows
up to try and stall Bowser's troops.

Chat with Flea - Flea
shows up in Bowser's castle, looking around, seeing who's who, and gets
on Bowser's nerves real quick. They have a brief arguement, then she
leaves. S/he has yet to make good on the threat s/he makes at the end.

Enforcer Tournament
- Mother Brain had this enforcer tournament going on, and for the
battle of Slime (yes, Slime, as in a Slime from Dragon Warrior/Quest)
versus Captain X. Lots of stuff goes on, stuff blows up, many funny
comments are made, and Slime even uses a joke familiar to those who
read Online Life. The entire ring goes kablooie by the end though.

Battle on Venom - This
was part of a TP Xardion had going, involving a Living Planet and stuff
(from the game Xardion, no less :D) Most of those logs are with Goemon,
this is the only scene that I played in as Bowser. Just a great big
battle, though I have to leave before it was over, so the ending is
missing.

MacbethMay 17th, 2006 - Bowser returns
from vacation, and is immediately thrust into a battle against the
heroes when they attack one of Andross's facilities on Planet Macbeth.
Can't a Koopa catch a break? Things get particularly heated when Young
Link starts ragging on Wendy. But he pays for it. With pain.

ShipyardsMay 21st, 2006 - The Palace
launches an attack on Bowser's shipyards as part of a larger attempt to
keep EVIL distracted. Bowser doesn't take attacks on his home turf very
well (especially spontaneous ones when he hasn't even kidnapped anyone
yet!) and drags some of EVIL's heavy hitters along. Though they all
fail in the end. Bowser fought hard against Captain N, but this time
Keene pulled through/

A Bake SaleJune 1st, 2006 - Toad Town has
a bake sale that is rudely crashed by Bowser. But while the Koopa King
is in the middle of swiping all of the goods he is interupted by
Chester, a 'sassy neutral'. One brawl later Bowser walks away
victorious, and heads back to the Fortress. There he has an encounter
with Kivxi, and plays a 'little' prank on her.

RivalsJune 9th, 2006 - Bowser comes
across Mario in SimCity, so of course their natural impulse is to kick
the crap out of each other. Watch for Bowser getting his hands on
Mario's might cap, and failing to hold into it for more than five
minutes. (Damage wasn't recorded in this log because I actually forgot
to log it, and had Mario email it to me from his PoV)

Super Smash
Bros: Round 1
- LuigiJune 27th, 2006 -
The Super Smash Bros Tournament starts up, and Bowser's first
round match in the standard bracket is against Luigi. The two fighters
duke it out, but in the end only ONE greenie can come out on top.

Super Smash
Bros: Round 2 - Chizuru KaguraJuly 7th, 2006 - In Bowser's second
round match he faces off against Chizuru Kagura on C-Island. The speedy
little ninja gives Bowser a run for his money, but brute force triumphs
over agility in this case.

Sneaky Like
Ninja?July 11th, 2006
- Bowser tries sneaking into the ruins of Hollow Bastion, but runs into
Young Link, Paula, and Eddexed. Bowser TRIES to be stealthy, he even
dresses in a ninja suit! But stealth just isn't his forte, and the big
lummox can't help but be caught. The brawl with Eddexed is quick as
Bowser comes to the wrong conclusion (sorta) and runs off.

Super Smash Bros:
Round 3 - Little MacJuly 14th,
2006 - Round 3 of the Super Smash Bros singles tournament.
Bowser faces off against Little Mac on top of a skyscraper in
Monsteropolis. The young Rocky-lookalike gives the Koopa King a rough
time, but brute force once again wins over speed and agility.

Super Smash
Bros Brawl TournamentJuly
20th, 2006 - There were three phases to the Super Smash Bros
Tournament. The Singles, Melee, and Brawl. In this case, the Brawl
tournament was ... well, a Brawl consisting of every character that
signed up. The result is a wholey chaotic spamfest. I stop logged after
Bowser is KOed, though, due to having to to hit the sack. Etoile
Rosenqueen won, in the end, though.