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CP+B gets clean underpants!

So the Frat/Fart boys of Boulder have picked up the
Fruit of the Loom account from Richards. This means everyone gets new
matching underwear and fluffy white socks to wear with their Birkenstocks. Even
the office dogs get new hygienic kerchiefs. And, in an AdScam exclusive, I
am informed that CP+B’s fart problem will now be solved! Creatively, I can’t
wait to see their first fruity efforts… Perhaps something really breakthrough,
like “UnderCheerMageddon”
starring George Takei and Orville Deadenbacher
discussing“Man
Laws” in their underwear. You just know it’s going to be fucking
infantile… And you also know that the snot gobbling ad trades are going to think
it’s the hottest thing since the Ozzy Osborne, Justin Bieber Best Buy Super Bowl
classic. I could be wrong, but then again, I never am! As “methinksdifferent”
would say… THAT’S FUCKED UP!

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CP+B gets clean underpants!

So the Frat/Fart boys of Boulder have picked up the
Fruit of the Loom account from Richards. This means everyone gets new
matching underwear and fluffy white socks to wear with their Birkenstocks. Even
the office dogs get new hygienic kerchiefs. And, in an AdScam exclusive, I
am informed that CP+B’s fart problem will now be solved! Creatively, I can’t
wait to see their first fruity efforts… Perhaps something really breakthrough,
like “UnderCheerMageddon”
starring George Takei and Orville Deadenbacher
discussing“Man
Laws” in their underwear. You just know it’s going to be fucking
infantile… And you also know that the snot gobbling ad trades are going to think
it’s the hottest thing since the Ozzy Osborne, Justin Bieber Best Buy Super Bowl
classic. I could be wrong, but then again, I never am! As “methinksdifferent”
would say… THAT’S FUCKED UP!