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writing worksshop. i dont know if any of you guys have ever heard of it, but basically its a class that kids do if they dont play an instrument. our teacher for the class isnt actually there to teach the class probably 2/3 of the time, and when she is, all she does is yell at us for writing "crap". so today we go into class, and she hadnt been there to teach the previous class. the first thing she says is "what is this?". and she holds up a pile of papers. most of the class fools around the whole time and never does work, but i did finish the assignment she was yelling at us about. so after about 30 minutes of absolutly tearing us apart, she asks if anybody is in honors LA. Me being the only one, i raise my hand. This is how the conversation went in front of the entire class:
(i have my hand up)
Her: Are you serious? Are you actually raising your hand right now?

Me: Yes. Mrs. blahaha (protecting her privacy) is my teacher

Her: Well has she ever taught you about contractions, and how you aren't ever supose to use them in a formal essay?????

Me: No (however i was aware of this rule)

she walks over to the board and writes "aren't" and "can't" on it

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.

Me: But i the format i used on my paper was a letter to my friend

then she walks away pretending to not hear me, and go's to pick on someone else. after another 10 minutes of lighting into another student, she walks over to my table again. she makes my friend stand up and read what he wrote for his paper. it wasnt a great paper by any means, but most of the kids in this class are in there for a reason. very few could actually write a good story. After he reads it out loud, she procedes to absolutly rip into him. we didnt learn anything at all. All she did was yell at us

Edit: i didnt mean to offend any teachers or others who might take offense to this

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.

Why does TechPB attempt to solve all problems with shitting on stuff? Hahahaha.

Very few TechPB members have access to toilets. It is quite sad.

9:25 PM [Morgan-Crp] If I had to piss, and there wasn't a toilet around, I wouldn't be like "Oh hey, a bowl of fruit loops, I'll piss in it" No. I would find a bush or something.it seems that EVERY gun these days shoots ropes, money, tits, lasers, etc....put this in your sig if yours still shoots the other team...A Proud Masshole! Coca-ColaFEP Quest Owner

Ok, buy an apple, drill a hole in it, pour a metric shit ton of laxitaves (see what i did there) in it, replace missing apple section, place on desk, twirl moustache, enjoy teacher shitting pants in front of class

Ok, buy an apple, drill a hole in it, pour a metric shit ton of laxitaves (see what i did there) in it, replace missing apple section, place on desk, twirl moustache, enjoy teacher shitting pants in front of class

writing worksshop. i dont know if any of you guys have ever heard of it, but basically its a class that kids do if they dont play an instrument. our teacher for the class isnt actually there to teach the class probably 2/3 of the time, and when she is, all she does is yell at us for writing "crap". so today we go into class, and she hadnt been there to teach the previous class. the first thing she says is "what is this?". and she holds up a pile of papers. most of the class fools around the whole time and never does work, but i did finish the assignment she was yelling at us about. so after about 30 minutes of absolutly tearing us apart, she asks if anybody is in honors LA. Me being the only one, i raise my hand. This is how the conversation went in front of the entire class:(i have my hand up)Her: Are you serious? Are you actually raising your hand right now?

Me: Yes. Mrs. blahaha (protecting her privacy) is my teacher

Her: Well has she ever taught you about contractions, and how you aren't ever supose to use them in a formal essay?????

Me: No (however i was aware of this rule)

she walks over to the board and writes "aren't" and "can't" on it

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.

Me: But i the format i used on my paper was a letter to my friend

then she walks away pretending to not hear me, and go's to pick on someone else. after another 10 minutes of lighting into another student, she walks over to my table again. she makes my friend stand up and read what he wrote for his paper. it wasnt a great paper by any means, but most of the kids in this class are in there for a reason. very few could actually write a good story. After he reads it out loud, she procedes to absolutly rip into him. we didnt learn anything at all. All she did was yell at us

Edit: i didnt mean to offend any teachers or others who might take offense to this

she walks over to the board and writes "aren't" and "can't" on it

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.

Me: But i the format i used on my paper was a letter to my friend

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot

if you used this grammer

grammer

Grammar.

What you NEED to do is mark your territory, Pee on/in the WHOLE school. I mean EVERYWHERE just SOAK IT.