Sometimes I wonder though if most of these examples were on Ebay, how stupid do people have to be to sell there items or even try and get some back or make a payment that is way overdue? I mean seriously do you really think you will be credited well after your ridiculous attempts or do you just think this is all a joke and not even care about your credability. (How can you not care though, these are actual business employees trying to make a profit they don't have the time nor do they care about ridiculous forms of payment) What age are we in the STONE AGE. We don't barter and trade anymore like our history books describe. These sites totally just lost a ton of their credability as a business at the expense of a few STUPID people that don't have any business being on a website like this. (That may be a little too radical but this just ridiculous)

It was quite funny, and even more funny then the earlier "Dr Phils wife" thread!

You really have a knack for finding these outrageously funny things on the internet and just in your mind. You are quite funny, possibly the most funniest person I've seen on this site. (I can just tell from your avatar.) You would make a very good stand up comedian, Ron Swanson. Apart from this though you also have an uncanny knowledge about the sport you love and for that I respect you as both a fan of basketball and as a fellow Jazz fan as well.

Sorry for not making any funny comments. I'm not really the guy for making jokes, even though I would love to be one. I do like to have a good laugh though and this thread certainly made me laugh hysterically. I had to give the compliment though, in my opinion the compliment was due and deserved for this outrageously funny thread.

Let me try and explain that garbage truck in a ditch and the guy in the suit walking away.

The guy in the suit is on a double date and they are picking up the second girl before they leave for their high school's prom and the following incident happened. (Quoted in the suit guy's own words.)

"I was trying to get to my school's high school prom and was running late and to make matters worse I still had to pick up my date. My dad works as a gabage man so as you can see I am ridicuosly cheap. As I was rushing trying to get to my date's house on time, I accidently rip a part of my suit and decide instead of trying to fix it right there, by using the sowing machine that I happened to have in the garbage truck (This is a garbage ruck what do you expect) to try and fix it as I was driving to my date's house. While I am driving the cops notice that I must be late for a very important date cuz I am speeding up at a ridiculous rate and they decide to pursue me and give me a ticket. Looking in my rear view mirror I see the cops on my tail and giving in to the peer pressure that my friends were giving me at the time, I decide to speed up even faster and consequently my driving is careless and I run into a ditch. I seem to have knack for knowing how to get into accidents and not damage the car or myself in the process, because miracuosly the car is not ruined and no passenger is hurt. The police obviously catch up and I begin to explain my excuse to them to try and not get a ticket. The cops must have felt really sorry for me or they were being extremely nice or both and decide not to give me a ticket. Sadly though my friends look like prostitutes so they got cited. I walk away from the scene unharmed and very happy with myself."

Wow, reading that over again that still sounds idiotic, ridiculous and unrealistic.