I remember what you are talking about, but goddamn if I can find it out there on the web either. I tried.

I think I used to bug my mom to buy that pirate dinner for me all the time, but she never did. I thought she was lame for doing that back then, but in retrospect she was just trying to keep the junk away from me.

Oh god, worst tv dinners ever! And that's saying a lot. Why do you people constantly dredge up the horrible memories I've spent a lifetime escaping? All I remember about them is some kinda pudding or hash-brown-like substance that had a nasty-ass skin on it that made it nearly inedible. Again, as a 10 year old, that's saying alot! And if you have any repect for human life at all (especially your own) you never ate the hardened, burned crust around the edges of the individual food compartments.

Quick! Someone bring up another horrible childhood culinary memory so I can forget this one again! Mmmm, Space-Food-Sticks!
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