Sheryl Stewart

OUCH! My EYES!

by Sheryl Stewart,posted Dec 18 2008 7:38PM

I found this online today...eeeeeek!!!

Will Burger King stop at nothing in their quest to creep us out? Haha!

Seriously though, this is a promo shot for their new men's cologne, "Flame". It smells like....you guessed it, flame-broiled burgers. Yes, you can actually buy it...for about $3.99, which is slightly less expensive than buying a Whopper and actually smearing yourself with it. It's just less messy. Need a white elephant gift? Want to attract a man like Joey Chestnut? Here's where to go for ordering info. Beware of the last scene in the video on the site, though, you may never look at a crackling fire the same way ever again. Ha!

I'm at LexiDog on 6100 SW Macadam Ave. Portland, OR 97239 (503-327-8219). I romp and play all day with the other dogs in doggy daycare so I might be a great fit with your canine family members. Well hello there! Allow me to introduce myself, I'm...