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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Ass Certs

We all know Certs, the minty fresh lozenges for your mouth.
But now, with more fiber in our diets, we need even more minty fresh
protection! That’s why there’s new Ass Certs! Ass Cert yourself with Ass Certs!

Simply in Cert the Ass Cert in your ass, and you’ll pass
minty fresh scents from your seat all day long!

That’s Ass Certs: Ask for them by name wherever rectal
deodorants are sold!

(Sorry, my doctor told me to eat more fiber recently, and I
complied, and now I think about gas more often than I used to. Not sure why
though…)