"The entire food industry of the world depends upon the fact that evolution doesn't happen."

Wait, what? So a hermetically sealed package containing a processed food product laden with preservatives that sits on a supermarket shelf for a few months somehow contradicts the idea that complex chemical reactions which took place over hundreds of millions of years in a primordial oceanic stew exposed to massive electrical charges then resulted in self-replicating chains of molecules? (I probably bungled that synopsis, oops.)

Is anyone else struck by the hilarious irony of theists lambasting scientific theories as "fairy tales?"

I think I just had an aneurism from the amount of stupidity and ignorance I just witnessed. Even when I was at my peak of religious lunacy, I still would have found this argument ridiculous. Excuse me whil I go hit myself in the head with a hammer to try and forget I just watched this....