No big deal, you guys. Just a ritual animal sacrifice being performed in the name of a football rivalry.

Last Friday in Plano, Texas, the Plano East High School football team defeated the Berkner Rams 34-13. East may have been aided by some dark magic, though, as someone hung a dead goat from the Rams' goalpost the night before the game. The dead goat was presumably meant to be a reference to Berkner's mascot, because I mean where is a high school kid going to find a proper ram to slaughter on a school night?

This is apparently what passes as one school pranking its rival the night before a big game in Texas. Texas is weird.