"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

"Last night i dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it" -Relish_man