3. Announcing The Unrefilter
We're still working on getting this thing out of beta, and it's needed more now than ever. The real problem with image recognition is distinguishing unlined neckties from regular lined ties that were stuffed into an envelope and creased to s**t. It takes a seriously advanced work of artificial intelligence to spot the difference.

5. Gilt Groupe is circling the bowl
You work hard to hone your writing to a point of basic literacy and try to develop an eye for style, and yet the article that connects with everyone involves cartoon turds crudely drawn in Photoshop.