Things I Saw On The Internet Today That I Want Really Bad

As I noted the other day, I spend hours each day wandering around the Internet, and often I run across things that I find myself wanting really bad.
For instance, I kinda want the Spanish Keanu Reeves playing cards shown above that are currently up for auction on eBay. The seller describes the booty thusly…

Um, WANT!
Anyway, after the jump are some of the other things I saw today that I want, and you’ll probably want them too after you see them.
I was just thinking the other day about how I want to go to a waterpark soon. And then I saw this pic of the Rock just OWNING it at Splash Mountain, and now I want to go there too.
(via The Daily What)
I want these earphones, in my ears, for they contain six speakers per ear.
(via CoolHunting)
I want some of Guido Daniele’s amazing alligator body art on my body next Mardi Gras.
(Via UA)
I want this Don Draper Ken doll and I have no idea why other than I think it’d be cool to have him on my coffee table during the show when it comes back on.
I want an artist to make a painting of this Ron Swanson photo so I can hang it above my television.
(Via Warming Glow)
I want to download the new Washed Out record on my iPod, but it’s only available on vinyl and CD right now.