GOOPy’s Friendship Divorce

It’s not a f-cking menu. Instead, it’s an intriguing bit this week on friendships and breakups, not unlike her old bit last year that we all thought was about Winona Ryder. Click here to review.

This is Gwyneth’s introduction today:

“What do you do when you realize that although you may have years of history, and found real value in each other in times past, that you kind of don't like a friend anymore? That, after time spent with this person, you feel drained, empty, belittled or insulted. My father always used to tell me that, ‘you can't make new old friends.’ How do you distinguish if someone in your life makes you change for the better or if you are better off without them?”

Interestingly enough, G does not sign her name on this piece. She always signs her name. Wonder why the generic identification.

As for whether or not she could be alluding to someone specific, many of you have posited that it’s Madonna given that Madge no longer trains with Tracy Anderson and the two haven’t been seen together publicly in several months.

Me I don’t think she’s referring to Madonna. There’s value in her friendship with Madonna. There’s status and connection. Some f-cking trainer isn’t getting in the way of that.

So who?

Kate Bosworth?

They were friends. They were part of the Stella McCartney crowd. And then Kate allegedly slept with Chris Martin. Both deny the charges...but you know, eyewitnesses insist they were kissing at a U2 concert, and other sources claim they were spotted months ago in New York.