You’re skilled at sneaking your way into higher-class seats on trains, flights. I mean, hey, if the seat’s empty, you might as well sit there.

You’ve run out of passport pages. Again.

You know how to change your clothes, settle into bed, and get dressed in the early morning using only the light of your cell phone — to keep from disrupting everyone else in your hostel room who’s sleeping.

Getting a few bruises and accidentally washing your face with contact solution is the price you’re willing to pay for a INR 500 room.

You have more than 70 million of plug sockets to fit any switch board of the world.

You know how to ask for directions to the bathroom, train, and airport in roughly 30 languages.

You take the phrase “packing light” to an entirely new level.

You sign up for every free city tour available — then head to the bar with the coolest people you meet there when it’s done.

You know how to negotiate at markets like it’s your damn job. “So how about…THREE bricks of cheese for 2 euros?”