The cat and I go back some years. It lives up the street and I have often petted it. Nice animal. It investigated my abode. Did not seem too impressed and refused the milk I offered. (snob)

The two Jovies were female and arrived at my wire door. I had a carer here and when they knocked I just said "Come in". Before doing so one woman said, "We are Jehovah's witnesses." To which I said "Then go away. I'm an atheist." One responded "I used to be one of those." I said "What happened?". They bid me goodbye and left. It was all very pleasant.

What else may the day bring? It's only 11.42 am.

Here's the cat near my slippers. Oh and the legs of my old music stand.

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
Banjo.

I just went to put on a T shirt only to discover a massive huntsman spider hiding in it. Bloody thing was huge. I took it outside and shook the T shirt until the spider fell out and ran like hell. Jeez those things move quickly!

And it's only 1.29 pm.

What more can happen?

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
Banjo.

(05-04-2016 09:30 PM)Banjo Wrote: I just went to put on a T shirt only to discover a massive huntsman spider hiding in it. Bloody thing was huge. I took it outside and shook the T shirt until the spider fell out and ran like hell. Jeez those things move quickly!