an issue when Metroplex became pregnant and Cyclonus had to get a DNA test.

The results came back......

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

Driving it out of the pond he realized he'd traveled back in time to the Middle Ages where he found....

_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

....cause the Knight to have a panic attack, because he knew his weapons wouldn't be able to slay this metallic version.

Dirge did recognize a few decepticons: Starscream, Ramjet, Rumble and Ravage and wondered....

_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

....settle the score but he sent a group on inept muthafuckas, known as Galvatron and his merry whores!

Upon arriving and seeing there were no bitches to rob and rape in sight.....

_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE