Most irrational thing we`ve done: Paid $75 to watch a bunch of Frenchies in ``Les Miserables`` prance around a moving stage singing songs that all sound the same and none of which have anything to do with trains or trucks.

It only seems like: There are more Tobins than McCaskeys.

Our biggest fear: We will one day garden.

If we were a vegetable we would be: A cactus.

Last book we read: Had more words than pictures and had nothing to do with self-actualization, centering or dressing for success, unless you count tire chains.

Movies we are recommending: Anything with a Roman numeral, like Halloween IV, Rambo III or Bambi II. This is the one where the pickup truck wins.