Finding music on Pandora that is mediocre, believing that people will like you more because you can regurgitate the artist's name while drinking an overpriced Portland microbrew, and then blowing a wad in your pants and no longer needing the company of the opposite sex.

I found this great band on Pandora... ooooo ah oooooo... Never mind. I just had a "pandorgasm" and no longer need to talk with you.