Realistically, you don’t need an excuse to not have sex. You can just not have it if you don’t want to. But I’ve used some excuses throughout my life and truth be told, some of them are totally ridiculous.

Check out my 8 excuses below!

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I Have To Get Up Early

Because I'm probably going to stay up until way past midnight, but I just really need to make sure I'm not too tired in the morning!

I'm On My Period

I Have A Headache

This is such a classic excuse seen on many sitcoms and in my life. In my defense, I actually do get pretty bad migraines on the reg which are make me useless. Apparently this doesn't work anymore because studies are saying that sex can help headaches. Whatever.

A girl I’ve been messing with for about 5 weeks recently said she can’t have sex until she gets her birth control pills but she already went to see a Dr. Ever since she went to a family reunion and came back she’s been very distant. We had sex the night before she left so maybe something scared her.