SHAKAH BRA! I RIDE LONG BOARDS OR ANTI HEROS BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE CORE! ERIC KOSTON SUCKS BIG FAT DICK BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LIKES HIM EVEN OTHER PEOPLE MY AGE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT BRA!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!? ANYWAY I THINK THAT ALL 14 YEAR OLDS LIKE P ROD AND RYAN SHECKLER EVEN THOUGH MOST THESE DAYS THAT HAVE BEEN SAKTING LONG ENOUGH WOULD TAKE ALEX OLSON OVER MIKE MO ANYDAY!!! I'M OLD AND CRUSTY AND THINK DELUXE IS ANTI CONFORMIST EVEN THOUGHT HEY SELL PRETTY WELL. I MIGHT SKATE BALNKS BECAUSE THEY'RE CORE AND ANTI CONFORMIST BUT ALOT OF KIDS BUY BLANKS SO THAT WOULD MAKE ME A CONFORMIST SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO BRA? MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT SKATING AND ASSUME THAT ALL 14 YEAR OLDS LIKE P ROD AND SKATE DC'S SO THAT I CAN GET SHRED POINTS ON A MESSAGEBOARD. IF ANYONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM ME THEN THEY'RE BLOWING IT!!!!

Dean McClean and The Chuck:SHREDDING!!!!! YOU ARE SO ANTI CONFORMIST YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE SMILE! LETS HAVE A HUG AT BURNSIDE SINCE IT ISN'T VERY COMMON FOR MEN TO GIVE HUGS AT SKATE PARKS, THEREFORE MAKING US ANTI CONFORMISTS! OH YEAH AND MAKE SURE TO HATE ON ALEX OLSON TOO! HES A KOOK! HE FLIPS INTO TRICKS! SO DOES THAT MIKE CARROLL KOOK! WHAT A KOOK! TOO MANY BACKTAILS! I HAVEN'T DONE ONE SINCE 1986! THOSE GUYS ARE KOOKS THAT ARE DESTROYING SKATEBOARDING!

MALINAS:YA DUDE! I JUST GOT BACK FROM SHREDDING SAN DIEGO SKATEPARK AND I JUST RAPED ELISSA STEAMER! ANYWAY, THOSE GUYS ARE KOOKS! THEY DON'T SKATE LIKE I DO SO THEREFORE THEY ARE KOOKS! WAIT......KOOK IS TOO CONFORMIST! HOW ABOUT WE SAY "COOKS" FOR NOW ON? MIGHT INCREASE OUR ANTI CONFOORMIST LEVELS! AND YEAH! FRANK SHAWNSONS PART IN THE BEER SNAKE VIBER VIDEO WAS SO RAD! I LIKE HOW IN HIS INTRO HE VIBED MAYBE 50 COOKS WHO WERE WEARING ADIDAS! THEY DESERVED IT! HOW DARE THEY NOT BE ANTI CONFORMIST?

Bailgun, Stewpidphuck and even Malinas are sooo much sicker than you will ever be, they can all back the shit they talk, I once thought the same thing about malinas then i met and skated with him. YEAH BABAYYYY.