But the most meaningful responses we've gotten have been from audience members who tell us things like "This is the funniest movie I've ever seen," "I wish Hollywood made movies like this," and "This movie should be in theaters."

Unfortunately, unless your movie has big name movie stars it's next to impossible to get a theatrical release because (let's face it) most people are more likely to see [Insert Movie Star Name Here] in a bad movie than to take a chance on an independent movie with actors they don't know.

Most people. Not YOU.

That's why we're asking you to help us get our little six year old brain child out of the house and into the world.

What is THE SELLING?

THE SELLING is a supernatural comedy about a real estate agent trying to sell a haunted house. It gives a fresh take on the classic "scare comedies" of Abbott and Costello and Don Knotts' THE GHOST AND MR. CHICKEN with subtle references to modern horror classics such as THE EXORCIST, THE HAUNTING, THE AMITYVILLE HORROR, and (of course) THE SHINING. It has been compared favorably to such comedy greats as GHOSTBUSTERS and SHAUN OF THE DEAD...by people other than our family members.

Making movies is expensive. And we made one! Yay! However that is barely even the beginning. Every good thing that happens after the movie is done from festivals, to foreign sales, to VOD sales to DVD sales actually costs a ton more money. The movie has to bear all the up front costs of all the technology these companies need to sell the movie, and the money they get from selling the movie first goes to all of their costs, which are significant. The more good things happen the more money we have to pay, and the movie is the last entity in a very long line to get any of the money that comes in.

What are you going to do with the money?

Great question. The money we are raising will be used to pay for a series of screenings and defray the costs of physical delivery of the film to distributors and VOD platforms. Specifically:

* Theater rentals in Chico, San Francisco, Virginia, and Los Angeles

* Costs of making Digibeta copies of the film with Closed Caption files embedded on them for VOD platforms

* Purchasing DVDs from our distributor to sell on our website and for incentives

* Capturing iphone, laptop, and HD TV sized digital versions of the film from our masters for sale on our website and for incentives

* Website refresh to create an online store, integrate new key art, and buttons to take website visitors to other platforms that carry the film

* Printing posters

* Shipping/delivery cost of incentives

What about these Tickets?

You can purchase tickets here on Kickstarter to our limited theatrical premier. If you want more than one ticket multiply $10 by the number of tickets and pay that. Then when you select your incentive choose the ticket for the location you want. We'll know that if you pledged $20 you want two tickets and so on...

If you want to add a ticket or multiple tickets to another incentive simply add $10 per ticket and then send us a message about it. You can do it through the kickstarter message system or through info@DianiAndDevine.com.

Because Kickstarter allows you to change your pledge while the campaign is running you can always add tickets later if your city pops up. We'll let you know when that happens.

So far we're showing in Chico, CA at The Pageant Theatre on August 25 around 8:30, in Los Angeles at the Egyptian Theater October 22nd, the Opera Plaza Cinema in San Francisco on October 20, and somewhere in Virginia and Wichita (we'll add these incentives when the dates and places are finalized). We're going to have little after parties in bars or restaurants after all these screenings. If you're a backer at any level we'd love you to come!

What are your other incentives?

We're offering the DVD of the movie, digital downloads in phone, laptop and huge fancy TV sizes. Beware for those outside of the US or Canada: the DVD will be Region 1.

We're also giving everybody a special Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track you can listen to over the movie. Yes, it's for everybody! Even people who aren't getting the movie.

You can get the super cute Grumpy Owl's t-Shirt by http://Deadworry.etsy.com that Gabriel Diani's character Richard Scarry wears in the film. A Grumpy Family of Owls hand screened on American Apparel Fine Cotton Jersey T-Shirt - 100% combed cotton. Color: Chocolate Brown Sizes: SM, MD, LG, XL, 2XL We'll send you a survey to get your size.

You can get this super awesome picture of Barry Bostwick as Commander Ace Hunter in the 1982 action masterpiece MEGAFORCE signed by Barry himself!

Barry Bostwick as Commander Ace Hunter in MEGAFORCE

You can get a sterling silver and Swarovski Crystal bleeding wall necklace from http://Underoakstudios.etsy.com. The necklace measures 19 inches and the crystal is 5/8 of an inch tall and about the size of a ladies thumb nail. Who doesn't want a crystal the color of dried blood hanging around their neck?

You can get a movie poster signed by Gabriel Diani, Janet Varney, Jonathan Klein, and Etta Devine.

You can get a tea party at the La Brea Tar Pits.

A private screening kit so you can share the movie and all this swag with 10 of your nearest and dearest.

A live Diani and Devine 20 minute sketch show within a 2 hour drive of Los Angeles.

You can get an Associate Producer Credit on IMDB!

Private Ranch Tour and Tasting! A tour of Director Emily Lou's family farm in Yuba City (about a two hour drive from the San Francisco bay area, travel not included) where they have been growing prunes and walnuts since 1869. You and up to 3 friends will start your day with Emily and her Father touring over 3000 acres of orchards followed by a tour of their packaging fascility where they get their prunes and walnuts ready to be shipped all over the world. For lunch, you'll have local Indian cuisine. Each guest will bring home: 1 dozen of Emily's special hand dipped organic chocolate covered prunes, 3 canisters of prunes and a 10 pound box of Walnuts.

Private Rock Show! The band Chief Enablers featured in THE SELLING will perform for you and your friends at your next party or event in Bay Area.

You can get a 5 minute industrial film produced and directed by Emily Lou!

You can get 20 pages of material written by Diani and Devine with two rewrites! You can check out some of their web series work here.

They were, without exception, some of the neatest and nicest people on the planet. We'd love to meet you too! We realize the screenings are very California centric but traveling costs money! We'll let you know if we add any more screenings.

What festivals did The Selling play at?

San Francisco International Film FestivalSanta Catalina Film FestivalSingapore International Film FestivalMaelstrom International Fantastic Film FestivalArizona Underground Film FestivalFriars Club Comedy Film FestivalHeartland Film FestivalTall Grass Film FestivalBleedfestSan Sebastian Horror and Fantasy Film Festival Prescott Film FestivalDrunken Zombie Film FestivalAbertoir Horror Festival of WalesL. A. Comedy Film FestivalBuried Alive Film FestivalIrvine International Film FestivalIdyllwild International Festival of CinemaSpokane International Film FestivalFaux Film Festival Oakland International Film FestivalLewiston Auburn Film Festival Riverside International Film Festival Hollywood Fringe FestivalLitchfield Hills Film Festival, ConnecticutFright Night Film Fest- Louisville KY Northwest Ohio Independent Film Festival Woods Hole Film Festival

What awards did THE SELLING get?

L.A. Comedy Film Festival: Best Feature, Best Ensemble, Best Director, Best Screenwriting & Best Actor (Gabriel Diani)

Tall Grass Film Festival: Audience Award for Best Feature

The Friars Club Comedy Film Festival: Audience Award for Best US Narrative Feature and Jury Awards for Best US Narrative Feature

Arizona Underground Film Festival: Best Director

Idyllwild International Festival of Cinema: Best Actor, Best Feature, Best Director

With pleasure! In case you're wondering HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL is in the public domain and is on television at one point in the movie. The multi talented Dan Jenkins did our green screen work and shot the video with the indispensable help of Cindy Marie Jenkins. The genius editor of THE SELLING, Chad Meserve, cut the video. Cricket S Meyers is a wonderful person who let us use her sound equipment. Then there is Hal Lublin who filled in the words Vincent Price was too dead to say. Isn't he pretty.

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One ticket to Chico, CA VOD launch screening at The Pageant Theatre, August 25 (travel not included). Also, get the Kickstarter exclusive commentary track and come to the after party! If you want more than one ticket multiply $10 by the number of tickets and pay that. Then when you select your incentive choose the Chico ticket. We'll know that if you pledged $20 you want two tickets and so on...

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One ticket to the SAN FRANCISCO screening at the Opera Plaza Cinema on Oct.20th! For more tickets multiply the # you want by $10, pledge the total, and choose this reward (i.e. for 2 tix pledge $20 and pick this reward). Also, get the Exclusive Kickstarter Commentary track and come to one of the parties!

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Want a ticket to a screening AND one of our other incentives? Add $10 to the total of any other incentive for a ticket to one of the screenings. $20 for 2 tickets and so on. Confusing? Yes. But we can't figure out a better way to do it! Email us to let us know which show you want to come to or if you have questions at info@DianiAndDevine.com.

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One ticket to the Los Angeles screening on October 22nd at the beautiful historic Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood. For more tickets multiply the # you want by $10, pledge the total, and choose this reward (i.e. for 2 tix pledge $20 and pick this reward). Also, get the Exclusive Kickstarter Commentary track and come to one of the parties!

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The Grumpy Owl's t-shirt that Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) wears in the film. Get the Kickstarter exclusive commentary track and the HD digital download of "The Selling." We'll contact you about size in a survey.
Also, come to one of the parties!
Please add $10 for International $5 for Canada.

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A DVD of "The Selling" and the HD TV digital download of "The Selling" so you never have to be without "The Selling" wherever you go. Also, get the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary track and come to one of the parties! Please add $7 for International and $4 for Canada.

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Get a 13x19 poster signed by Gabriel Diani, Jonathan Klein, Janet Varney and Etta Devine and the HD TV Digital Download of "The Selling." Also, get the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary track and come to one of the parties! Please add $7 for International $4 for Canada.

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The DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by his character, Richard Scarry in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track, and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties! Please add $15 for International and $9 for Canada.

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The Sterling Silver and Swarovski Crystal Bleeding Wall Necklace from Underoakstudios and the HD TV digital download of "The Selling." Get the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track and come to a party too! Please add $5 for International shipping $3 for Canada.

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A SIGNED picture of Barry Bostwick as Commander Ace Hunter in the 1982 action masterpiece MEGAFORCE. Plus, the DVD and HD-TV download of "The Selling," the Exclusive Kickstarter Commentary track, and come join us at one of the parties (travel not included)! Please add $7 for international/$4 for Canada.

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The DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the 13x19 poster signed by Gabriel Diani, Jonathan Klein, Janet Varney and Etta Devine, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties! Please add $18 for International and $12 for Canada.

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The DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download get the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties! Please add $15 for International and $9 for Canada.

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Two copies of the DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the 13x19 poster signed by Gabriel Diani, Jonathan Klein, Janet Varney and Etta Devine, the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track, and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties! Please add $18 for International and $12 for Canada.

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Tea party at the Tar Pits. We'll find a time that works for everybody and Etta Devine will bake the kind of cake you like, brew up some nice loose leaf tea, and she and Gabriel Diani will meet you at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles where you can sit in the shade on a blanket somewhere where the tar isn't leaking through the grass and talk about whatever you'd like. Travel not included.
You'll also get The DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties!

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A tour of Director Emily Lou's family farm in Sutter County, CA where they have been growing prunes and walnuts since 1869. See details in the project description. A unique opportunity to see how our food is grown and shipped around the world. You'll also get the DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani (I bet you could get Emily to sign it on your tour), the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track, and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties!

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Private Screening Kit! 10 DVD's, 10 signed posters, 10 t-shirts and 10 HD TV digital downloads of "The Selling." We'll also do a post screening Skype Q & A with either Gabe & Etta, or Director Emily Lou depending on scheduling. Also, get the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary track and come to one of the parties! Please add $50 for International and $35 for Canada.

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The San Francisco Bay Area band Chief Enablers (featured in "The Selling") will play a gig at your party or event within 50 miles of San Francisco. You'll also get the DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track, and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties!

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If you're within 2 hours drive of Los Angeles Diani & Devine will come and do 20 minutes of their sketch comedy act at your event (subject to availability). You'll also get the DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track, and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties!

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A real live movie credit! The movie is finished so you won't be on the credit roll but we'll add you as an Associate Producer on IMDB. Googling you just got fancy! You'll also get the DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track, and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties!

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Diani & Devine will write up to 20 pages of material for you. This can be webisodes or a short film. We'll work with you over Skype (or in person in LA) to develop the idea and include 2 rewrites. You will own the material.
You'll also get a DVD and HD TV digital download of "The Selling." Also, come to one of the parties and get the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track!

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An industrial film produced and directed by Emily Lou. Up to five minutes. This incentive is limited to within a 3 hour drive of the San Francisco Bay Area. You'll also get the DVD of "The Selling" SIGNED by Producer, Star and Writer Gabriel Diani, the Bleeding Walls Necklace, and the Grumpy Owl's T-Shirt worn by Richard Scarry (Gabriel Diani) in the movie! You also get the HD TV digital download, the Kickstarter Exclusive Commentary Track, and we'd love to see you at one of the after parties!