A war of wits!
This is purely for fun and because I just love witty sayings. Basically all you do is counter my "witty sayings" with some of yours. THE QUOTES DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE SAID BY YOU, BUT BY ANYONE. Like by a favorite comedian or author for example.
Have fun:)
Let the games begin.
Oh and... May the odds be ever in your favor. <3 :)

My apologies for forfeiting round 2, I do not wish to make excuses but I was caught up in some work issues.
Here you go, I will try to make up for it! ;)

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Graduation Speech: I would just like to thank Wikipedia and whoever the hell invented copy and paste! :)

Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes "SAVE TREES" on it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

Whoever uses the phrase "Easy as taking candy from a baby," has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

If at first you don"t succeed, "then skydiving is probably NOT for you.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge...

When you are at the end of your rope"tie a knot and swing :)

Friendships only last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

I may never get out of this world alive but I'll die trying.

When life gives you lemons don"t be afraid to say "No thank you".

If I host a party with style, am I really hostile?
If two ants elope, are they antelopes?
If I keep standing outside, I"m I outstanding?
If I did not take a seat for a whole night, I"m I a one-night-stand...

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says, 'Okay, let's get started.' Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, 'Huh. I lost 100 pounds!'"