Cop jealous of the plasma?

Last night I had a little run-in with the heat. Some friends and I were cruising to a bar in LA, when a cop, out of the blue, pulled me over for "speeding." :finger

One my friends sitting in the back of my Suburban had his window down, smoking a cig.

I'm always nervous when I get pulled over because I refuse to fall into this goverment-backed insurance company scam of "mandatory insurance." I handed the cop my bogus "proof of insurance" card, which I printed on my home PC...hahaha.

So as is this clown was writing me a ticket, he asked, "Is that a plasma in the back?" My backseat plasma was in fact down, so my friends could watch music videos as we rolled to the bar.

In my opinion, the only reason that cop pulled me over was because the plasma had sparked some jealousy in him. In the future I will make sure the tinted windows are up before the plasma comes down. :gj

Last night I had a little run-in with the heat. Some friends and I were cruising to a bar in LA, when a cop, out of the blue, pulled me over for "speeding." :finger

One my friends sitting in the back of my Suburban had his window down, smoking a cig.

I'm always nervous when I get pulled over because I refuse to fall into this goverment-backed insurance company scam of "mandatory insurance." I handed the cop my bogus "proof of insurance" card, which I printed on my home PC...hahaha.

So as is this clown was writing me a ticket, he asked, "Is that a plasma in the back?" My backseat plasma was in fact down, so my friends could watch music videos as we rolled to the bar.

In my opinion, the only reason that cop pulled me over was because the plasma had sparked some jealousy in him. In the future I will make sure the tinted windows are up before the plasma comes down. :gj

Look, I'm just saying that I noticed a connection between the speeding ticket and the plasma, that's all. I could be wrong, but why was the cop so interested in asking me about the plasma??

As far as insurance, I have plenty of loot to buy insurance, but I don't like the goverment telling me I "have to" pay some fucking ransom to those shady fuckers at insurance companies. I want insurance, fine, I'll get it, but I won't be forced into it.

As far as insurance, I have plenty of loot to buy insurance, but I don't like the goverment telling me I "have to" pay some fucking ransom to those shady fuckers at insurance companies. I want insurance, fine, I'll get it, but I won't be forced into it.