Speaking of used condoms, I watched a homeless man pick up a cigarette butt out of a street gutter and put it in his mouth. It had been laying right next to a used condom. Like looking into the future, K-Fed.

So, now he’s gonna vampirically suck her bank account dry, *AND* strip while he does so? Wow!! I think this twat is out to redefine the words “lucky”, “genius”, and “douchebag” for the Twentieth Century.

They left out the best part of the article, where he says that he gets up at 7:30, works out, and spends the whole day in the studio working on his rap album. At that he sees his kids and his old lady on the weekends. Must be a killer album if he works on it all day long!!!

I can’t help but hope that he does become a stripper. A stripper for gay men. And that they pay him for sex. And that he’s the catcher, not the pitcher. So he gets what he deserves.

Someone needs to make an anti-slightly off-center hat video just like that anti-emo haircut video. Douches that wear their hats like that are just as bad as emo haircuts, and I bet 75% of douche-hat wearers have emo haircuts right underneath.

Good lord, just when I thought he could not be any classier!! I don’t know if k-fed knows this but you actually have to have SOME sex appeal to be a stripper, and something about that gock (male version of gunt) and those man boobs tell me that he is quite a few cans of alphagetti away from a succesful stripping career! Might I speak for all human beings when I say EEEWWWWWW!!!!!