, posted Wed 16 May 10:46
A change of plans. The testicles issue alerted the FBI, but I think we can get rid of our reputation with the healthy, completely legal market of ripped eyelids and other eye-specific tissue.

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

JESUS CHRIST!!! eBAY IS ALREADY SUSPICIOUS OF OUR ACTIONS, WE HAVE TO STOP SELLING TESTICLES!!!111

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

geekmarine

cooljohn@birdmail.com73147121

"Re(1):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Sat 12 May 04:29
Hey guys, what's going on? What are you all babbling about? You're not making any sense at all. /me spots strange bag of candy on table. Hey, I thought this had been thrown away. And what's this, serveral empty mugs of *sniffs mugs* Mac's special brew coffee? I can't believe you guys were eating those raw rotting hamburgers and Taco Bell. OMG, somebody call the Environmental Protection Agency, this place is toxic. Wait a minute, I'm getting an idea. (Thinking to self) With everybody doped up, nobody would notice as I TAKE OVER DOOMWORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, that's it, keep eating. Here's another pot of Mac's coffee. I'll go get some more candy, burgers, and Taco Bell. /me sneaks out and proceeds to execute secret plan

"They put doom maps in cereal?"-Duke Nukem

Your BFG and Megasphere are no match for my puny pistol and lack of armor.

http://www.johnsweirdstuff.com

Megalyth

methfish@hotmail.com

"Re(1):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Fri 11 May 23:02
There once was a Doomer named DestMega won his Doomland contestNo prize was awardedNone could be affordedGiven a choice Dest's sister was best

*hint hint* Dest:)

FIRST POST !!!

Dest-X

Dest-X@gmx.net85163836

"Re(2):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Fri 11 May 23:06
heh.

_______________________________________________DestX.cjb.net

LütAlbino Negro

toruonda@home.com23065834

"Re(3):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Fri 11 May 23:36
Title for Dest-X: 99% OF MY POSTS HAVE BEEN "HEH".

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

[this message was edited by Zaldron on Fri 11 May 21:34]

LütAlbino Negro

toruonda@home.com23065834

"Re(4):Re(10):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Fri 11 May 22:34
/me takes Zaldron's engaged foot, twists it the opposite direction, snaps off the large toe, eats it for a snack, pries off the rest of the toenails with a shard of glass, eats those for appetizers and finally proceeds to bake and ingest the rest of the foot.

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

LütAlbino Negro

toruonda@home.com23065834

"Re(7):Re(10):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Fri 11 May 23:07
/me takes Zaldron's keyboard, shoves it up his ass and kicks him repeatedly in the stomach until he coughs up the spacebar and enter keys, then proceeds to drag him around town by the cord still hanging out.

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

LütAlbino Negro

toruonda@home.com23065834

"Re(9):Re(10):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Fri 11 May 23:12
Heh, that reminds me one time I was 10 or something going home and I couldn't hold it so I shit on the sidewalk and people walked by looking at it kinda odd, you know, usually there's dog shit on the sidewalks and stuff but this was human shit. Haha... uh, well, some kid fell in it, that was funny...

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

ZaldronLe Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com18477495

"Re(5):Re(10):Re(10):mmm bop (somewhat off-top"

, posted Fri 11 May 22:02
OK, here's a tip : if you download the latest drivers for that modem, instead of covering it with butter like that machine told you, you'll get better pings. Believe me, when did I failed you?

OK, OK, BESIDES THE TIME YOU ENDED IN JAIL!!

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

, posted Wed 16 May 11:07
Yeah, and there's a funny bug too. I've tried to post replies at (for example) 11:05, when the server kept saying me that my last post was on 11:06. Only after waiting 6 minutes I realized this, so I had to go back and repost.

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

ZaldronLe Ventilateur

avengerz66@hotmail.com18477495

"Re(5):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):mmm bop (somewhat"

, posted Fri 11 May 22:21
Perhaps if you stop licking it you'll be able to improve your skills.

I don't think saliva can be of any good on electronics...

__________________________ _ _ _"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death there's brain death and there's being off the network."

deadnailA Happy Republican

deadnail@yahoo.com4957448

"Re(5):Re(10):Re(10):Re(10):mmm bop (somewhat"

, posted Fri 11 May 20:32
Half-Life is too oldQuake 3 is too difficultHow can I make mods?

, posted Sat 12 May 18:35
Alright, this has gone on long enough!/me pulls out chainsaw and cuts deathwarrior and Linguica in half.An imp stands!I fire loudly!The imp dies!How's that for Doom haiku?

Tim is so smart he can say Doom in 9 languages; so ignorant he can't install it.-DooMBoy

MACVILE`WHORE

death@mountaincable.net73658315

"Re(6):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Sun 13 May 06:54
My coffee bubblesThe words "DIE newbie DIIIEEE" come into the minds of the crew A chunk of red squishy rubblefound in my brewSeems to suggest a newbie whom with me he tried to rumble

SORRY I PISSED IN YOUR COFFEE BITCH!!! MWAHAHAH!!

Xenoman

michael@chello.se59834301

"Re(7):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Mon 14 May 12:18
Hmm, this is probably the most answered topic yet..

_______________________________________http://www.engradio.com/http://pub22.ezboard.com/bzeldanetwork"Show me some cacodemons and I'll show no mercy."

, posted Sat 12 May 18:35
Alright, this has gone on long enough!/me pulls out chainsaw and cuts deathwarrior and Linguica in half.An imp stands!I fire loudly!The imp dies!How's that for Doom haiku?

Tim is so smart he can say Doom in 9 languages; so ignorant he can't install it.-DooMBoy

MACVILE`WHORE

death@mountaincable.net73658315

"Re(6):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Sun 13 May 06:54
My coffee bubblesThe words "DIE newbie DIIIEEE" come into the minds of the crew A chunk of red squishy rubblefound in my brewSeems to suggest a newbie whom with me he tried to rumble

SORRY I PISSED IN YOUR COFFEE BITCH!!! MWAHAHAH!!

Xenoman

michael@chello.se59834301

"Re(7):mmm bop (somewhat off-topic)"

, posted Mon 14 May 12:18
Hmm, this is probably the most answered topic yet..

_______________________________________http://www.engradio.com/http://pub22.ezboard.com/bzeldanetwork"Show me some cacodemons and I'll show no mercy."