THAT'S HOLL FOLKS

The paranoid megastar embarked upon a “military style operation” to keep her new love love-key after her PDA-filled three-month fling with actor Tom Hiddleston was widely ridiculed.

There have been repeated reported sightings of the star in and around London – including one bizarre incident where a fan reported to see the woman worth £270 million scuttling around Homebase in a wig.