CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space

A spokesperson for the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN) has confirmed the fears of many in the scientific world after revealing that the reason for the sudden closure of the Large Hadron Collider, the world's most expensive physics experiment, was not due to "technical problems" as previously stated, but because its controversial particle collisions have sensationally rendered a "tiny black hole" in the fabric of space.

"I can confirm that, yes, the first stages of the experiment resulted in the appearance of a miniscule black hole," said the spokesperson to gathered reporters on Monday. "The black hole is being kept under quarantine and our scientists have been monitoring its progression," he explained.

They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.

They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265

Why do u think we are seeing all these massive increases in volcanic eruptions and earthquakes? Why do you think video reports are popping up everywhere about strange ominous sounds that stretch for hundreds of miles for many hours? It is the effects of a blackhole growing at a planets center. There is a reason why cerns logo is three 6' s. Get ready! Mankind is about to be destroyed completely forever. Very soon. Blazar is coming.

They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265

The discription of earths destruction, is nothing short of a black hole. Mountains melting? h3 heavens rolled together like a scroll.

Revelation 11:18 And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and them that fear thy name, small and great; and shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth.

Revelation 6:14 And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.

Isaiah 34:1 ¶ Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it.

Isa 34:2 For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and [his] fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.

Isa 34:3 Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcases, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.

Isa 34:4 And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree.

The end time world leader gets to be in power according to prophecy for only 3 1/2 years. If you believe Obama is the end time world leader prophesied to come, now you know the date.

July 4th 2012 Universal Independance day and return of the Messiah: fulfilling the 3 1/2 year prophecy.

They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.

They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265

Why do u think we are seeing all these massive increases in volcanic eruptions and earthquakes? Why do you think video reports are popping up everywhere about strange ominous sounds that stretch for hundreds of miles for many hours? It is the effects of a blackhole growing at a planets center. There is a reason why cerns logo is three 6' s. Get ready! Mankind is about to be destroyed completely forever. Very soon. Blazar is coming.

It may have been a joke, but it is definitely possible. Their hypothesis is that black holes that may be created will evaporate because of Hawking Radiation, BUT they don't even know for sure if Hawking Radiation even EXISTS.