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128 BPM*kick drum/snare two beat. High hat 16th notes**Wobble bass. Wobble at low E at a steady 8th note rhythm**kick drop accelerate to a 32nd note rhythm, then drop**piercing high synth; High A. Hold for 4 beats**Wobble bass, low E to low A, low A to low E and so forth for 4 measures**piercing synth again**snare fill, 16th notes, 4 counts**crash cymbal at every 2nd and 4th beat**wobble bass "melody" and synth melody swap in and out for 16 measures**kick drum up to a second bass drop, but no bass**crash cymbal; echo effect*Done.