Congratulations! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. You can smell a grammatical inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is revered by the underlings, though some may blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just jealous. Go out there and change the world.

_________________You can sing the praises of women all day long, but as long as you put a fertilized egg ahead of [their] welfare, you do not really care about them.-Dori 4/07

Huzzah. While your English is not exactly perfect, you are still more grammatically correct than just about every American. Others admire the way you speak and could learn a lot from listening to you. Still, there is always room for improvement...

_________________“I'm not a member of any organized party. I'm a Democrat.”-Will Rogers

You're milk. You are creamy and tantalizing, and very nurturing. You are not always present, and you make people work in order to reach you. You are private and won't let just anyone take a sip. You slosh around and never seem take any true form...Find some direction in your life, milky man!

Well what the fuck- I hate milk anyway, but suckling sounds like fun!

What does this have to do with gramma?

Oh crap, I did the wrong one.

What's the matter- don't trust the milkyman?

You are a STUDENT of the English language!

You are on your way to becoming gramatically sound; however, you must keep studying if you ever want to become a master. You do manage to speak better than most Americans, but then again, that's not really saying too much. Keep studying, little Student.

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I should have been AVERAGE, as it was related to yogurt and being milky, that would seem to fit better. Maybe I'll try again and make a few more mistakes to get the results I want.

I got 7 wrong. Best get out the grammar book again.

_________________Completely sane world
madness the only freedom

An ability to see both sides of a question
one of the marks of a mature mind

You're defecation. You have many different names. You smell really bad, and always seem to show up late for meals. You are usually strong and solid, and sometimes it can be painful to have you go. You like to change the way you look and surprise people. You are just crawling with bacteria and germs, but most dogs love you.

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Unless English is your third language, there is absolutely no excuse for your ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go back and finish your schooling, Bastard.

I've never been more proud.

_________________Look out kid, They keep it all hid.”
Bob Dylan “Subterranean Homesick Blues”

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