Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Rotel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML

Scroll through some of today's other FMLs. We have somebody who shipped a present incorrectly, somebody who had to buy lingerie, and another who will need to paint walls. These aren't all life-endingly devastating stories.