People Who Got Exactly What They Asked For And Unfortunately, It’s Hilarious

Sometimes people take what you say too literally. And we don’t mean “literally” in the way that society is now working the word into every other sentence, but literally in the sense that you get what you ask for. That’s exactly what these people received and these should be cautionary tales to the rest of us!

Make This Taste Like Satan’s Breath

In every group of friends, there’s that person who goes over the top and doesn’t stop talking about how they don’t understand the idea that not everyone likes spice.

This order is exactly what this friend deserves. It only takes one experience when you feel like your mouth is burning in the pit of hell to start rethinking how much you actually like spice. When is the moment for this person? Soon….

Another Loss In The Parents Vs. Technology War

This is just another win for technology over their number one victim, overconfident parents. Most of them will act like they’re the next Steve Jobs but can’t navigate their way out of the “Lock Screen” of an iPhone.

Even more common is when autocorrect dictates their entire conversation, and you have just to interpret what you think they mean. It happened all too often and backfired here.

Coming up, that friend who thinks he can do no wrong and ends up doing everything wrong.

When You Ask Your Teacher For A Pen…

It’s really hard to understand how some students are so unprepared that they don’t bring pens to a CLASSROOM.

Jacob, once again, came to class without any writing utensils and had to ask his teacher for one. He gave him this feather which is generous because he should’ve had to write with some ink and his elbows.

Are you ready to see the definition of grandma goals? Are you sure? She’s just ahead.

Living Her Best Life

When you’re at the age where nothing matters anymore, this is entirely acceptable. While you might not be running a marathon anytime soon, you sure are enjoying the gym more than anyone else.

Life is about doing what you want, and this grandma is getting precisely what she wished for. Does it still count as going to the gym when you go there to have a martini? We wonder if she’s just there to check people out.

The lesson we learn from the picture coming up is to not go into public washrooms, ever.

Not Living Her Best Life

This is why you should never go to an amusement park with people who are more adventurous than you. Whether you like it or not, they’ll end up convincing you to go on a ride by completely playing down its level of horror.

This little girl is finding out in real time that this was a big mistake. If there’s ever been a face that screams “I screwed up big time” it’s this little girl’s.

That’s Not Going To Buy That Diamond Bracelet She Wanted

Wouldn’t it be amazing if becoming rich was as easy as this? Unfortunately for this girl, she’s getting exactly what she wanted.

Her wording cost her about $1 million. If she would’ve said “wealthy” or “financially stable” she would be cruising the Bahamas right now. Instead, she’s got the same old boyfriend, just with a new name tag.

So In Other Words…

You know the saying, “When one door closes, another one opens?” Well, this is that poetic saying in reality.

When one door closes, you’re actually just stuck in a small bathroom that has the smell of a sewage system. That bathroom also doesn’t have any other doors, so you’re stuck living in your own hell. Don’t take my word for it, just look at the picture.

Tinder Vs Reality

This is very relatable if you think about it in terms of dating apps like Tinder. Every time you go on a date it’s awkward, but it’s even more awkward when they look like Carrie Underwood in their pictures, but end up resembling Britney Spears circa 2008 in real life.

This is the problem with online shopping. You have to put way too much faith that the person selling you the shoes is truthful, which in this case, they clearly weren’t.

When You Really Weren’t Prepared For Parent Life

Parenting is a 24/7 job and it looks like it’s getting the best of this dad. Many of us love the idea of being a parent, but when it actually comes down to it we can’t handle it.

Sleep doesn’t exist the first few months, so anytime you can get some shut-eye it’s a luxury. This dad is prepared for every case scenario that might be thrown his way while he’s fantasizing about the single life.

Spray Tans Only Help To Expose Your Mental Breakdowns

Note to self: Do NOT get a spray tan anytime during finals week. This is a classic rebellion story if I’ve ever seen one.

It’s a narrative that’s all too familiar to many of us, it’s about a teen that gets told not to do something but the then proceeds to do just the opposite. She wasn’t sad about anything, she just wanted to prove a point that we’re all struggling to figure out.