Cam Newton’s Top 10 Countdown on the Late Show with David Letterman

“The Top Ten Things Cam Newton can say now that he’s won the Heisman…”

It wasn’t the greatest of lists. It didn’t really matter.

No. 10 – The 2010 version of the Heisman Trophy can hold 10,000 songs.
No. 9. This season, I’ve swallowed 11 mouth-guards.
No. 8 – Is it strange that after a big win, CBS broadcaster Vern Lundquist insists on showering with us?
No. 7 – Ok, I admit it, I have Bieber Fever.
No. 6 – Next season I’m joining the cast of Glee the gruff quarterback with the voice of an angel.
No. 5 – I am working on my cologne. It’s called “Locker Room”. You’re going to love it.
No. 4 – After this, I’m going on Rachael Ray to make Heisman-shaped meat loaf.
No. 3 – I’m not playing in the Nac game. I have a math quiz the next day.
No. 2 – even I have no idea how the heck this BCS works.
No. 1 – Need to see ID – how ’bout this? (Strikes Heisman Pose)