Top 4 Reasons Why You Should Never Post Something Like This:
1. Posts like this one will start popping up.
2. Posts like Liam's and Lut's will start popping up.
3. You could never actually get close enough to stick your finger in a Cyber's eye, you would be blown to pieces if you get with 200 feet of one, unless, of course, you can strafe really good.
4. Inability to look up/down in Doom means that eye-poking will never happen unless the demon you are trying to eye-poke is your height and standing up.