Sunday, November 27, 2011

Black Friday and Christmas

Well the Thanksgiving weekend has come and gone..... I for one had a great time stuffing my face and getting my Extreme Shopping on at the stores this holiday weekend. It was great!

And I like to think that most of America embraced the madness as well...... Especially that crazy cat-lady who actually pepper sprayed people in line to get a few dollars off a video game she wanted.......... who does that?

For a video game? Really? Some middle aged cat-lady? Pepper spraying people? Man she must have really wanted that game! My Walmart inside sources tell me it was either this one....

Stuffed Animals Death Combat?

Or this one... which is real!! In fact the New York Times reviewed it as "Shockingly Deceptive and Incredibly Emasculating!"

But whatever! She even pepper sprayed children......Wow!..... Now... I'm told she didn't get away with it...... You see the other Starbucks fueled shopaholics rallied together to help detain her until the police arrived.....

Their way!

But Thanksgiving is over so lets move on....... And lets focus on the next holiday.... Cause Im gonna go all out here on this blog. Officially until Christmas.... its all about Christmas... Ive got the Xmas fever....

Maybe.... not quite as much as this lady... but enough!

So stay tuned cause I intend to celebrate every angle of this holiday...

First up will be The Christmas Lights Post... Cause... I feel like I have something I need to say on the topic.....

Kinda like this guy...
So until then.....enjoy your leftovers... and blog ya'll soon!

That shopping cart circle of death is the best way to passive-aggressively...no, ACTIVELY-aggressively tell someone you're displeased with their actions. Love it. And I never thought I would find an exposed boob not sexy, but dressing it up like a woodland creature sure deflated things.

This year, insead of competing with him, I've decided to help my neighbor set a new record for brightest blazing Christmas lights display in the city. It'll only involve my investment in six gallons of kerosene and a Zippo.

You find the funniest and craziest pictures! I had heard about that pepper spray lady but didn't know that much about it until I read your post. You are so full of information! I'll start coming here for the latest news!

The "ditto" sign made me laugh. That means a lot to me. I like the chick with the crazy bowling pin tit, too. Can I have her number?And considering how many people have died on Black Friday, I'd say that pepper spray isn't all that bad.

You are so full of it... well, information, says Kelley. Sorry, Steve, I just could help myself. A big fat lady fell on top of me when I was trying to spray her. No pun intended. (You know I'm always dead serious when I'm not joking.)