Relentless sarcasm for your reading pleasure

Bitches Get Stuff Done

I put myself in this category because anyone who knows me can attest to the fact that if you put me in a group of people to handle a task, I’ll take over and get ‘er done.

That’s when people call you a bitch.

She’s too aggressive.

She’s too opinionated.

She is “rough” around the edges.

Really?

If it weren’t for us bitches out there, half of the groups or businesses that need to make management decisions would never get stuff done. I don’t think we should be classified as bitches. We should be called “Women who know how to plan.” Or, “Women who know how to take a cluster-f*ck situation, tear it apart, and reorganize it so it actually makes sense.”

Some people may be offended if they are called a bitch. Frankly, most bitches don’t care. That’s the other fascinating character of bitches. We don’t care about other people’s opinions. Why? Because our brains aren’t wired to have room for nonsense. Our brains only have room for other people’s opinions when it makes sense and can evolve into a meaningful conversation…or a funny, non-sensible conversation when it’s just plain hilarious.

Do bitches reason and negotiate well with others? Of course. But, if the negotiating is with a moron, then we need to take over and fix the train wreck of a conversation before it ends up in a fist fight.

So, to all the bitches out there, I salute you. I’m with you all the way. Put that train back on the tracks, and run it just like a boss.