XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 6 Rip Remmington vs Gangland…Prelude The Cage.

Is On The Screen and says: *After the commercial break ends and before our main event a promotional video airs with the Finnish National Anthem playing with highlights of Finlands greatest atheletes competing in all sports. Then short clips of AWX wrestling airs with rare footage of a international competitor airs prompted by an over the top narrator trumpeting his almost non exisitant AWX career…then it stops and an on screen graphic airs and finally we see that the man know as the Might Sven (Hanson) is coming soon to the XWA!! This is met with virtual silence from the live crowd and suddenly a random fan breaks the silence with a “Sven Suuuuuuucccckkkksss” taunt as we switch awkwardly away from the Sven video as the announcers are caught openly chuckling but getting DEAD SERIOUS once they know the camera is on them..*

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Is caught off guard laughing at the Sven promo as I am suddenly dead serious not wanting to open my mouth as I may laugh as Patience and Gavin Glitter just look at each other trying to remain professional but loses it as they see me with lip quivering..I compose myself* “Yes fans..the man from Helsinki Finland will make his debut soon he….*Cuts myself off trying to look off camera but just breaks as the voice in my ear pieceis yelling so loud it is audible on air.* “You know what..clearly there is someone in he back who can do this job MUCH better than I can…well you know what…if you know the right words to say about the crap that rolls across my the screen then by all means…have at it!!” *Unplugs my ear piece tossing it to Gavin and Patience as they stumble to catch it* “Fans I apologize for the outburst…it was unprofessional of me but you at home deserve the best announcing you can get but I CANNOT do that if I am being yelled at in my ear piece every two minutes, forced to put over talentless jobbers and then being told I cant do my job.. well to my “Bosses” in the back …if you can do a better job…then heres your big break…becauseI respectfully resign! *Sets down my headset on the desk nodding to Patience and Gavin who shrug looking at each other in shock. TV Cuts quickly to an old commercial of Lord Albert Haynes selling Capitol Video VHS tapes as the production team panics.*

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Looking on as Adam leaves the broadcast area looking very concerned* ” Ohhhh Lexi is NOT going to like THAT? Thank goodness they have US to keep this show going…*Looks saucily over to Gavin*So what are we gonna talk about now you devilish man? *Slys over at Adams empty chair..a chair far more expensive than the one my boyfriend and I share* “Do you think Adam needs his chair?? I mean not that I mind sitting next to you shugga but ..do you think he would mind? *Shimmies over to Adams desk chair sitting in it comfortably in the oversized coziness of the chair putting my feet up on the desk* Ya know a gurl can get used to this right here!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Clapping my hands in the air as you confiscate the big plush leather chair as I excitedly cheer on the switch* Nuthinn is too good for mah shugga baby!! Heck Adam left his coat too!! That would sure look all pretty like on mah gurl!! Try it right on there gawwwdguss!!” *Takes Adams coat assisting my co-star with sliding it on beaming from ear to ear as we steal the grave of Adam Mooney only seconds away fromleaving the booth*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is in the backroom and says: *Standing by the backstage monitor with Alexis Santos going off on me for Mooneys outburst on air* “RELAX…Lexi..Just calm DOWN…Ill get this back on track..I got this!!” *Storms out of the production room*

Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is in the back production room and says: *Screaming at Richmond as I throw a proverbial fit* “Fix your mess Erik!! I will NOT tolerate insubordination!! I am Alexis Santos!! Arrggghhhhhhh!!!”* Throws my production sheets to the ground and kicks a garbage can ackwardly as production staff literally stop cold staring at my outburst as I look slowly over at them embarrassed* “What are you all looking at???!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!”

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All…”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *The video feed picks back up after the commercial break as Gangland and myself are nose to nose in the ring as my music finally dies off. The fans start a HUGE “Rip” chant as I shake my arms off to the side shaking the 24 inch guns as I bad mouth the big 450 lb Gangland. I shove the big man backwards as he shoots back with a big punch..I absorb the blow firing back another one rattling the big man early..with the fans behind me I move in for the scoop slam as I lift the giant off the mat as the fans are going crazy for the early advantage!!*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: *Is seen yelling at Gavin and Patience as the camera cuts back to me fully catching me* “….and you can both go to the back cause I dont need this sh**. I cant trust any of yez ta do your frikkin job you can just GO!! Leave..get offa my show!! Ill do this myself. ” *Not even caring about being caught I slam the headset over my head and jumps into announcer mode* “Remmington…hes goin for that slam only seconds into this one!! It may take more than a “Gang” to stop the momentum of the Ripper this evening!!”

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Is shuffled away by the production team as I drop my purse as I stoop to get it but is quickly pulled off screen but holding dearly to the Mooney jacket*

Gavin Glitter: *Glares at Richmond as I collect Patiences belongings as I curse under my breath as I am hurried along*

Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *I caught by surprise with the punch and finds myself in a slam position..I claw at rips eyes and clobber him with a stiff forearm on his back as I fall forward crashing on top of Rip as we collide with the mat. The fans “Ohhhhhhhh..” feeling the impact of Rips body being crushed underneath my large frame. I get up first bouncing off the ropes slowly winding up my arm as I make my way back to Rips prone body and dropping a heavy elbow drop rattling the ring with the impact…I sit up smiling to the chorus of boos. I pull myself up again grabbing Rip by his golden locks to a standing base and easily scooping him up in a high slam…holding him in the air 5 seconds before slamming him HARD in the middle as Rip shivers from the impact holding his back and reaching out for his “Rippers” before going prone again from the pain. I bellow to the fans with my arm in the air to more boos. I lift Rip up again this time whipping him hard into the corner…I slowly back up in the opposite corner winding up then rushes across the ring for a corner Avalanche splash to squash Rip under my 450 lb frame.

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “The pendulum has swung in the fava of the big man! I think I just heeeard Remmingtons ribs pop from down heeah!! Fans..I am gonna tell ya somthin you dont know…if the One Man Army wins tonight..he springboards right into the main event of the Dangerous Liaisons PPV!! Imagine that match..Jaxxus vs Gangland inside the cage..It could happen!!”

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*Quickly side steps the incoming big man as he brings up solid with the buckles shifting the ring…as Gangland rebounds out of the corner turning around I crouch low scooping him up again this time getting him up all the way and slamming him to the mat with a thud as the ring springs up and down wildly from the impact!! Gangland smartly rolls to safety of the outside of the ring holding his back…I reach down slowly tearing off my blue and white “Rip Rules” Tank top milking it for the crowd as I tear it off..balling it up and walking over to the ropes and throwing it directly at Gangland injured at ringside to a thunderous Pop… I stand back from the ropes on his side of the ring waving the big man back inside.*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “This crowd is 100% behind the Ripper!! Rip looking in fantastic condition at 320lbs of Venice Beach muscle!! I cant believe he got him up with the impact those ribs took only minutes ago! The tide had turned AGAIN!!”

Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* Rolls back inside as Rip stands back letting me get back in and gather myself…we begin to circle each other as we lock up with a collar and elbow tie up..I easily overpower the Venice Beach native backing him into the corner. The ref tries to intervene and separate us as I feign backing away with my hands in the air innocently backing up…I quickly roll in with a back elbow hitting Rip hard in the upper chest. As he slumps in the corner I strike with a high clubbing fore arm across the back..I pull Rip to the middle of the ring hooking him in a position for a suplex..I pull Rip high into a suplex holding him high and vertical for 5 seconds before crashing down with the delivery. I stand up bellowing again. I bounce off the ropes slowly building the momentum as I jump as high as I can go with a splash crashing down with every ounce of my 450 lb. frame..I kneel up grinning as the fans boo loudly with a “Rip Em” chant starting to catch fire. I look out to the fans holding up a finger yelling “ONE MORE!!” I stand up bounding off the strands again lifting myself in the air and crashing down full force with a SECOND splash connecting. I hook the leg as I yell to the ref to finish the deal.*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “TWO Splashs…TWO…Rip is dun heeeah!! Gang hooking the leg!! This just gotta be it!! Ref is in position!! The main event is about to change for the PPV..call the print presses we gotta change tha posta!!”

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says:* The ref slides into position..I slip my hands under the girth of the Gangland as the ref counts a 1…..2….I lift the big man off me before the third slap of the canvas!! The crowd goes absolutely wild…Gang looks stunned as he sits up looking at me as I now sit on my knees in the middle of the ring beginning to “Rip Up” I tremble and shake to the approval of all my “Rippers” cheering me on as I get up off the mat shaking and pumping my arms gaining strength from the audiences support..Gangland moves towards me swingng with a punch that I block and retailiate with a powerful more energized punch of my own..Gang repeats his attack twice more only to be met with the same fate finally reeling for the first time in the match…I move him back to the ropes whipping him off the ropes as Gangland careens off the ropes I connect with a big boot to the face knocking Gangland to the mat…I look to the rampway as the fans begin to boo wildly at an oncoming support system for the One Man Army…as Jaxxus makes his way to ringside..I stop momentarily ..distracted by the Hollywood Monster*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“Jaxxus is out here…The other half of our Main Event at XWAs Dangerous Liaisons has made his presence known just as Rip has lady luck ridin on his shouldas!!”

Jaxxus

Hollywood Monster

Is at Ringside and says: *Makes my way to ringside seeing The Gangland in trouble..I stand at ringside glaring and yelling at Remmington as I pound my chest declaring war..I reach up grabbing the top rope pulling my self up to the ring apron as Rip trows a wild punch at me..I block them as I cross my arms as he hits only my wrist gauntlets as his punch is rendered ineffective..I grab Rip by the throat choking him violently as the ref trys to stop the assault but seeing that Rip struck first resists calling for the DQ.*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:”The ref using discretion here…the stakes are too high to simply let this one end in a DQ!! All I can say is good luck to you bro!!”

Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is in the crowd and says:*While chaos is happening in the ring I stealthly make my way very quickly through the audience wearing my jeans and black tight tank top with “Macho Madness” in white letters boastfully on the front. With a steel chair in hand I leap the guard rail on the side behind Remmington as I slide into the ring as Rip is being choked out I make my way towards Rip. Holding my chair high pointed to the back of Rip who is very vulnerable to attack still not on the refs radar the fans scream trying to alert the ref with their screams but he is very occupied trying to pry Jaxxus hands off of a fading Remmington who has fallen to one knee under the tight grip at the hands of the Hollywood Monster. I look from side to side…testing the audience..then I look down at Gangland who is beginning to move on the mat..as he gets to one knee..I quickly turn towards him smashing him over the head with the chair dropping him to his back again as I quickly slide the chair out of the ring rushing the opposite corner scaling the top rope holding both fingers in the air as I balance myself and leaps off with a thundering flying elbow smash on the Gangland!! The fans go crazy with this shocking turn of events…I get to my feet looking out to the fans out to the side as I spin around gloating my attack…I stop suddenly looking at Rip who is in trouble at the hands of Jaxxus..I look out to the feverish audience pointing to Rip and Jaxxus as they cheer wildly..I roll quickly to ringside as I rush over grabbing the legs of the Hollywood monster pulling his legs off the ring apron as Jaxxus hits the floor but remains standing and in a really bad mood. I point to him warning him to back up as I move slowly backwards a security rushes the big man escorting him to the backroom..*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“What in tha name of all that is holy is Randy Ravage doin heeah in that XWA!!?? One minute hes against the Rippa…now hes got his back…fans are you as confused as I am heeeaahh?? “

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*On one knee by the ropes hlding my throat feeling the effects of being choked out for a long time I take a deep breath as I get back to my feet trying to recover oblivious to what has gone down…I turn towards the middle of the ring seeing Gangland down in the middle of the ring..I look from side to side as the fans erupt…feeling the moment I bounce off the ropes leaping high connceting with a high leg drop across the throat of the big man!! I float over on top of him hooking his big leg deep as the ref is right in position to count the1….2……3!!!!! The fans erupt with cheers as I roll off to the side quickly getting to my feet to the thunderous ovation of my little Rippers in the audience!! As Gangland is rolled out of the ring I pose to my music for the fans as the show is about to go off the air!

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Just like that..at any minute heeeahh in the XWA the tide can turn at any second!! Rip is goin on ta Dangerous Liaisons to face Jaxxus inside that Unforgivin Steel Menagerie and these fans at the XWA Arena cannot wait..”

Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is at ringside and says: *Rolls in unbeknownst to Rip as he poses to the fans..I step in behind Remmigton grabbing him by the shoulder turning him to face me as the fans become silent as Rips music stops cold as the fans buzz…I point my finger to him mouthing something inaudible to him…as we go head to head..I point up the ramp at Gangland as he is carted off to the back seemingly explaining that I played a part in saving Rip from the minions. Rip realizes what has gone down looking out to the fans before slowly extendng his hand to me. Eyes wide I look down at the hand..then out to the fans..then back to the fans…hand..fans…then puts my hand in the air seemingly moving in for a handshake as the fans erupt..then suddenly SLAPS Rip in the mouth as I back away as Rip holds his chin. I leap to ringside backing up the ramp pointing to him as the fans boo loudly..as we go off the air…*

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Fans..so many unanswered questions..but we are outta time here on Feeeva!! Rip vs Jaxxus…No Moves Barred Cage Match..live on PPV in just a couple a weeks and that man…Randy Ravage will be the special guest referee…can he call it down the middle or will he side with the Hollywood Monsta or the Rippa?? See ya next week…for the XWA..I am Erik Richmond!