Raised to be a lady by the golden ruleAlice was the spawn of a public schoolWith a double barrel name in the back of her brainAnd a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues

Reality it seems was just a dreamShe couldn't get it on with the boys on the sceneBut what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteenAnd hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean

All the young girls love AliceTender young Alice they sayCome over and see meCome over and please meAlice it's my turn today

All the young girls love AliceTender young Alice they sayIf I give you my numberWill you promise to call meWait till my husband's away

Poor little darling with a chip out of her heartIt's like acting in a movie when you got the wrong partGetting your kicks in another girl's bedAnd it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead

And who could you call your friends down in SohoOne or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-GoAnd what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yoAnd hey, hey, hey, oh don't you know