The art of personal groomig is a big issue when yer a pirate. It be a tradeoff between lookin fearsome for yer foes and lookin' handsome for the wenches.

Oi've bin lookin at todays modern hairstyles and Oi've come to the conclusion - there be some right gits out there.

So how about sending in a few of your most favourite haircut pics. We'll start a Pirate Prized Git Award, right here.

The most prized git will end up with a present they will never forget...Target inclusion at our next gunnery practice - most likely scheduled for December 24th this year (along with our most permanent entrant, Mr S.Claus, who qualifies on his haircut alone). YARRR!!

A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett.

Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over.

If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle.

Oi dont ever recall this term for mullet in Wikipedia though:

One Australian nickname for a mulleteur is "Freddie Firedrill", supposedly because the subject's haircut was interrupted by a fire-alarm sounding after the barber had finished shaving the front, but before s/he had started on the back of the head.