Translating Hughton-isms: Murray's contract

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Under the headline "Glenn Murray could still earn new Brighton contract, says Chris Hughton" reported by Sky, Hughton is quoted as saying the following. Can anyone translate it to English for me please?

"Everybody's circumstances is something we think about all the time.

"Any work we have done on players contracts are club issues. We are very conscious of not just one player, but every player we have and when contracts end.

Personally I think if we don't put at LEAST another years extension in front of Glenn, we'd be dropping a huge bollock with him (again).

I am always amused by these posts and if I could I would bounce the posts of many posters who scoffed and ridiculed the likes of me when it was suggested that we should get GM on loan from Bournemouth.

I am always amused by these posts and if I could I would bounce the posts of many posters who scoffed and ridiculed the likes of me when it was suggested that we should get GM on loan from Bournemouth.

When have I ever scoffed and ridiculed the idea of Murray coming back ? I was delighted.

"But you accept that there is an increased risk of vehicle/bat collision"

I am always amused by these posts and if I could I would bounce the posts of many posters who scoffed and ridiculed the likes of me when it was suggested that we should get GM on loan from Bournemouth.

I don’t remember many people scoffing at the idea of GM coming back, except those who were blinded by anger at his defection to Palace. I think you’d struggle to find posts to bounce on this one tbh

Back on topic, CH excels at speaking very vaguely when he’d probably rather laugh in the face of the questioner. Dare I say he’s a pretty dull in interviews?