I used to be a Spartan like you, until I took a arrow Plasma Grenade to the knee.

The Type-1 Antipersonnel Grenade, otherwise known to people who have a life as the Plasma Grenade, Semtex Grenade, Blue Spider, Blue Balls, Blue Flames, Dodgeballs, Stickies, Footballs, Tennis Balls, Basketballs, Shut the hell ups and Your mom, is a type of grenade used by the Convention.

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Plasma genades are often shoved inside the cranium and left there for the lulzarious explosion which deforms the mind. To use a Plasma Grenade properly, simply click the Mark of Shame/Green button and throw it at someone, hoping that is will become attracted to your

Because the UNSC has been to lazy to utilize Semtex Grenades, the Covenant Empire made a more sufficient and effective version of the Semtex Grenade which was blue, bright and was honestly just a way to enjoy your life staring at pretty balls just before you die.