Even though Eugenie Bouchard is no Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova, she is pretty damn hot in terms of tennis stars. Also, she likes to entertain on Instagram which I admire! Why be the best tennis player in the world, when you can easily flaunt your body on Instagram and get beverage sponsorships. Smart move!

Wearing a red outfit on a red carpet is the equivalent to wearing camo in the woods. If Christina Milian decides she has had enough attention for the night she can move to lying on the floor. Photographers have a notoriously short memory, so in a minute they’ll forget she is even there because some new pretty young thing will have come along. They are like dogs and squirrels.

Christina also played it smart by wearing a track suit. Christina has been through all of this hokum before, and she knows that comfort trumps slutiness. Whatever she has going on that night, she is going to feel like a cloud is giving her a bear hug. The other ladies might not be so lucky.

All it is going to take is for them to be seated by the door or under a vent and they are going to be wishing they had Christina’s sweatshirt. This might even become one of the few instances where a woman gives her jacket to someone else because she is too warm. Fortunately, there are enough photographers around to capture the event.

I have always loved petting zoos as a child. Animals are amazing. Even more amazing is Farrah Abraham in a bikini feeding a parrot. She’s a very thoughtful woman if she’s taking time out of her busy day to feed a bird. But if Abraham is thinking of the animals, who is going to think of her needs. I would like to pet and feed Farrah. Of course not exactly the same way I would an animal, because that would be weird. Plus Farrah is a little too big to fit into my hand. But I’d like to hold her hand and take her on a dinner date.

Farrah can easily earn the position of forest goddess. She looks exactly what I imagine Mother Nature to look like if she was a real person. Even more fitting is the fact that Farrah is a hot mom. If she’s doing a great job already raising her one kid, she should be able to handle adopting a few animals and plants. That way she’ll be able to walk around beautiful flowers in a bikini all of the time. And if you ask me, that’s when she looks her absolute best.

It’s Friday, which can mean only one thing: Everyone’s favorite game, Nude Bikini Bubbles. In this article we take pics of hot babes in bikinis and, through the miracle of modern science, make them appear nude by bubbling out the bikini. You’ll get the hang of it, don’t worry. So who have we got this week?

First up is Kaili Thorne, whose bikini disappears, leaving behind lots and lots of very suggestive cleavage. Speaking of bikinis disappearing, holy Hannah look at Carmen Valentina! Those puppies of hers are busting through like five different bubbles and it sure does look super sexy!

Emily Ratajkowski and Farrah Abraham were both sporting skimpy bikinis this week, which leaves both of them looking might naked! Selena Weber is right there with them, showing lots of skin!

Alessandra Ambrosio shocked us all with her sexy gray bikini, but let’s all be honest, it looks much better when it’s bubbled out! Closing things out are Lisa Clark, followed by Jeana Turner, both of whom are an excellent way to close out this week’s edition. We’ll be off next Friday for the holiday, but you bet your bippy we’ll be back with a vengeance on the first Friday in December!