A man who will not just hurt, but destroy anyone who tries to cut off his penis. Also known as prince in arabic, he will steal your wife/girlfriend and ride off into the sunset with her, making sweet love.

Amir is a fake URL, thought of as Mir Islam. He loves to shit on the chests of pandas, and he loves to sing songs about toaster ovens. Anyone you meet named Amir, will have a secret, that you will need to unfold!