This would have been a really hot item several years ago, but now? Not so much. It seems to me that breasts and breast-related paraphernalia depreciate in value once a hillbilly like Kevin Federline can, and has, touched them. Honestly, why would I pay money to get into Britney Spears’ bra when I’m a do-rag and an unidentifiable stench away from getting into it for free? It’s simple economics. And everyone knows the two cardinal rules of economics are: 1. buy low, sell high; and 2. Kevin Federline is gross and bad for business. I should know, I’m a very successful businessman. Or so all the shiny ties in my closet would have you believe.