ohhhhh dude Nikki is great okay. Nikki is part of the polybabes, which is a relationship with Bailey, Nikki, and Megan, they’re all wonderfully loving of each other and it’s great.

But yeah Nikki is a really radical bassist and vocalist and she has a punk/punk-rock garage band that she super believes in and wants to get hella famous off of it. She dropped out of high school in order to pursue the band lifestyle and the band tours pretty locally and is a small success, but she still has to work a minimum wage day job just to live. (Though Bailey and Megan have both told her that they’d make it work even if she didn’t want to work, she’s just a little stubborn about taking “handouts”.)

She’s super chill and easy-going, loves talking about and teaching other people about music/the bass. She’s kinda anti-establishment, anti-authority, and will protest just for the sake of protest (though only if she inherently agrees with the idea behind it, but she just likes the act of protesting in itself). And she can also be a bit irresponsible at times, but she’s got a lot of common sense, so if she’s being irresponsible, she at least KNOWS that’s what she’s doing.

Namjoon:
What can I say? I'm a king with my lyrics. But the idea of a monarchy inside our clearly democratic society causes a political imbalance that may never correct itself. Do I fight for what is right, or do I fight for what I want? Why must I be forced to make these kind of decisions in this society, a society that is only used to taki--

Big Hit:
One of these days, you're going back to New Zealand. So next will be Yoongi.

Yoongi:
If you put me in Converse I'm leaving.

Big Hit:
No no, that joke is old anyway. We need something else to trip up the ARMYs.

Jungkook:
What if we change his hair? Make him blonde or something.

Big Hit:
That's a great idea! They'll be crying for days!

Jungkook:
Yoongi-hyung will finally get a taste of what it's like to be an International Playboy~

Yoongi:
You'll get a taste of my fist if you don't shut up.

Jungkook:
Just like you got a taste of Taehyung's butt in you face?

Yoongi:
It's not like I let it happen!

Jungkook:
You. Didn't. Move.

Big Hit:
Hoseok will be next.

Hoseok:
Because the fans need a bit of hope after seeing the photos of Namjoon and Yoongi, right? :)

Big Hit:
No.

Hoseok:
....

Big Hit:
That's what we want them to think, so we'll be sure to make it clear that your photos are next. Probably have one of our inside sources make a post. The point is not to give them hope, but to destroy any bit of hope that's left with how amazing you'll look.

Hoseok:
*a single tear rolls down his cheek* I'm sorry, ARMY....

Big Hit:
Now for the biggest shocker *cough* you wish *cough*! We'll also have our inside sources spread a rumor that Jungkook's photo is after Hoseok's.

Jungkook:
It's not though, am I right?

Jimin:
Kookie you're scaring me.

Jungkook:
Fine by me, I don't feel like getting dressed up in a suit. Just let me wear my hoodies and stare lovingly at my Dubsmash app icon.

Taehyung:
Turn up! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS!

Big Hit:
Jungkook is right though, we'll nearly kill the fans by posting Jin's photos instead of Jungkook's. Your hands are similar so they'll believe it.