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I qualify. Do we get badges?

I was thinking of something rather more stylish.
Perhaps an awardage of some kind?
Maybe one of the more gifted FMs could fashion some kind of trophy - an AOTY (Abominator of the Year) award perhaps, to be presented every year at one of the more glamorous Travel Lodges by our inspirational founder member Diamond Doll?