Thursday, January 31, 2008

Married to The Mob is starting a denim line for Spring 2008. There is no word on the release date, but Im excited. They will probably be pricy, but I will judge whether they are worth it when I try them on. It's all about the fit, thats what determines a good jean. Like Levi's lol. I'll keep ya posted.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

So I did an interview with Arafat Yates, an upcoming producer/rapper and member of the M1 Platoon. He is cool as shit and at the time of the interview he told me M1 P was working on a mixtape. I told him to hit me wit it once it was done. Well......it's done!!!!! And it is certified heat!

First off, Ima chick that loves beats and these beats are lovely. They got beats wit old school flava like the tracks "Check Me Out" and "Firehouse Confessions." And I must say I love the beat on "Paper Boys"...shout out to Yates! "Get it On" is another perfect track...it's got all the elements of a banger. Good flow+ banging beat+ lovely lyrics= M1 Platoon.

The lyrical shit on here is equally as lovely as the beats. I have to say my fav songs are "Welcome." DO YOU RIDE WIT YOUR HEART ON YA SLEEVE...DO YOU VOW NOT TO UNDERACHIEVE!!!!! It has the beautiful beat and it just makes you feel o so good. They even have a song for the ladies! "How You Gona Front" is another one of my fav songs on the mixtape. It's cute as shit.

M1 Platoon is bringing sum nu-nu shit out of D.C., shit that you aren't yet accustomed to hearing. You have to be on a higher level to understand what these dudes are doing to the game.If you don't understand there lyrical style (because it's that nice), then just bob your head to the banging ass beats on that joint. This is real hip hop....point blank. I don't really know you guys, but thank you for sharing this masterpiece wit me. Much love to M1 P and keep doinya'll thing.

I can't freakin wait for this tour. Lupe! N.E.RD.! rihanna.......ummmmm any way lol. I don't know the dates but I'll keep you posted. This is goin to be a true EXPERIENCE. I mean look at the art work geez man!!! The only thing is.....I wish Common was coming,not only for his talent but his sex appeal Uhhh!!!!

Monday, January 28, 2008

The famous star, from one of my favorite movies 10 Things I Hate About You and that gay romance Brokeback Mountain, which I found quite entertaining, has suddenly died. The whole thing is shocking and unfortunate. The young star is supposed to appear in the new Batman movie as the Joker, and that role is said to have maybe influenced potential drug intake. RIP Heath, we barely knew ye!!!!

Monday, January 14, 2008

FINALLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!!!! This is long, long, long over due. Disney has made The Princess and the Frog, a tale that tells the story of a young African- American girl living in the French Quarters down South. The tale features singing, enchanted animals, love, and all that good Disney stuff. The movie comes out December 18, 2008. Go check it out!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

As a little girl all I did was worry about my all red nikes and little jean jacket while carrying around a shitload of Dr. Suess books, I had no time for Barbie lol. However my younger cousin made me play with the wretched things and I took a liking to them. If I remember correctly I fell in love with the really fancy ones that you kept in the box, but playing with them 24/7 was a huge NO-all I wanted was to make their clothes lifesize! (In hindsight Barbie had to be a cokewhore because her body was so perfect and she never ate!) Patricia Field has re-created the Barbie glam (minus the coke lol) by making an entire line dedicated to the glory of the perfect DD breasted doll. Now we can all take the spirit of Matel's plastic goddess everywhere we go! The line includes an array of shirts, tight ass dresses, hoodies, jewlery, and purses. She basically hooded Barbie up with the jewlery, giving her name earings and a necklace, how sweet is that? Get your Barbie hookup at http://www.patriciafield.com/ . Sorry fellas, maybe she'll make something for penis-less Ken next season. lol.

i hate to do this and advertise other blogs, but hey who cares right? right. Well as online obsessions go I am obsessed with Around the Way Girls! It is the TRUTH, an interesting mix of street and Hollywood glam and of course NY flava from regular ass super hot females. The good thing about this blog is that it can give you a good laugh and the writing is pretty damn good so check it out after you check Queenie V of course, i mean we did kind of put you on...duh

Apparently our friends Jay and B have tied the knot. Of course all they do is deny deny deny everything and swear its a rumor, but if you both have on wedding rings how can it be false? They allegedly got married in France sometime before Christmas while celebrating Hov's 38th birthday (damn he's old). Anywho the two are basically insperable and if the rumors are false it shouldn't matter either way. The best of both worlds matrimony style...we all know whose getting B's buns!

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

After you've taken off your freakum dress and 5 inch-nobody-designer-heels you begin to sit and wonder how you can re-vamp your life for 2008. You develop a list of rhyming words like "I'll be great in 2008", or "don't hate in 2008". Blah blah blabbity blah! Just stop! Resolutions don't resolve a damn thing and I have the proof, cuz' you know I speak the truth (see the rhyming is contagious in the new year)! Let us begin the chopped and screwdness of the oh so famous new years baby and its shitty resolutions!

1. The "I-wanna-loose-weight" resolution- Ok, ok, ok...people this NEVER works. Why? Well maybe because it takes dedication, concentration, and destruction of the natural self! Who wants to be a butless size negative 2 anyway? Not I! The reasons why you should lay this to rest are as follows, a) that food is nasty and it costs entirely too much money and it tastes like flavored cardboard, b) by not using carbs, sugar, or salt you are commiting a sin and it's probably against the law, c) youshouldn't have been eating so much in the first place! Resolution Chopped and Screwed- if you still wanna loose weight, I suggest lipo and trimspa, its easier on the eyes, and you know you can't give up those chicken boxes and half and halfs that easily!

2. The "ima-be-abstinent" resolution- Lets just get down to it. A) unless you have a religious conviction or have caught an STD (or STI) in the last 6 months, you can't succeed, b) people might start thinking your gay, c) you might start thinking your gay (not that being gay is taboo or anything, hey if you're gay you might start thinking that you're straight). Resolution Chopped and Screwed- buy some condoms.

3. The "ima-stop-cussin" resolution- oh shit! A) See it never works, b) damn, c) shit! I just dropped my kick on the floor! Resolution Chopped and Screwed-only curse when something bad happens.

4. The "ima-stop-drinking-and-smoking" resolution. I would just like to point out that you most likely got drunk on December 31, a) getting drunk is fun and you know it is, b) NICOTINE is a DRUG and all your going to do is get addicted to the gum, c) you'll just find a substitute to smoke, like a black clove, and we all know how substitution goes. Resolution Chopped and Screwed- wait until you graduate from collegebecause that's when it becomes a problem lol

5. The "ima-get-straight-A's" resolution- Well, well, well...a) you'renot, b) you're not, and c) you're not. Sorry, but you're not, with all that loosing weight, smokin, drinking, and buying condoms your gonna be doing, getting straight A's is just as far-fetched as getting famous on myspace (or is it?). Resolution Chopped and Screwed- settle for a 2.0, it keeps me grounded

6. The "ima-get-super-duper-fly" resolution- Ha. Hahahaha. Ha. Right. a) studies have shown that fly/fresh is a gene, b) its hereditary, passed down from parents to children only, c) if you haven't done it now, its damn near impossible. Resolution Chopped and Screwed- Go buy somecitizens and pretend that that's all it takes.

7. The "ima-get-wifed-up" resolution- OK, a) you make yourself sounddesperate, b) who wants to be married before your actually married, c) how old are you again? Right, that's what I thought-it won't last...duh. Resolution Chopped and Screwed- everyone is single in college, remember that.

8. The "get-out-of-debt" resolution- a) For starters I thought we had to owe white America money in order to establish credit, b) student loans...HELLO, you will be in debt until the day you die, and c) you probably owe your sisters' baby's father's niece 100s for all the weed you've been smoking! Resolution Chopped and Screwed- debt is your friend, they give you the 6 month grace period after graduation for a reason, to stop smoking, be abstinent, and to save all that money to pay back your loans!

9 and 10...just live life and get your hair done, and a new tattoo, its the best kind of self help you can get these days!

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