I am not ugly so I am cheating a bit
using this dating agency. When I was 17 I won the Miss Butlin's beauty
contest - admittedly there were only three contestants and the other two
were grannies who had entered the wrong contest. After I graduate I intend
opening up a health farm so you will need to be prepared to help me.

Likes

Clubing, pubing & tubing

Dislikes

Vomiting after a night out.

Profile of the ideal
partner

Age

20 - 26

Looks

Must be good looking with a strong
fit body.

Personality

Extravert with a love for life.

Must

Have degree in business management.

Must not

Be an arse.

Intentions

Build up a successful business with
my chosen partner then get married.