So he visited a monastery. After waiting he was called into the the head monks office.
"I want to become a monk". The man said. The head monk replied "In order to become a monk .. you must take a vow of silence. You may only say two words every two years." The man agreed.

After the first 2 years, the head monk called him in. "What are your two words?"
"Food stink!" The man said.

Two more years went by and the head monk called him in. "What are your two words?".
"Robe dirty!" The man said.

Two more years went by and the head monk called him in. "What are your two words?"
"Bed hard!". The man said.

Two more years went by. The head monk called him in. "What are your two words?"

- "I quit!"

The head monk thought about it and replied "Well I'm not surprised.. you've done nothing but complain since you got here!"