You know, all those little scraggy islands with ten people on them. What are they called? The Shetland Isles maybe. Or am I totally wrong? Who can tell.

No but SERIOUSLY (yup, so seriously that it had to be in das capitals), we're thinking maybe Sheffield, Newcastle, Edinburgh, Glasgow and Leeds. But only if this tour goes well because otherwise we'll still be paying off our credit cards from booking this this one.

Come to Middlesbrough, seriously...
The Empire on a saturday night, you'll get a decent sized crowd and we need some decent bands to come up here.
Pretty pretty pretty please.
With a really really massive cherry on top. covered in Icing. and Bjork.