Joe went and gooseberry fool me up, then he went and also gooseberry fool up Orangerakoon.

Tis truly the end times

Meanwhile Luke likes impure roasties and the epiphany caused Luke to drain all nearby people of their life force, nearby people meaning DJ wherever the hell he is.

Also meanwhile Matt choked Michael on his toilet seat. As someone was around to hear the poo hit the water we are still unaware if it makes a sound when no one is present so the jury's still out on that one

It's now Day[9] post your favourite Day[9] quote along with who you think should be killed today for being a nonce and the best quote will get to lynch their chosen nonce

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death