Big League Stew

OK, so that headline isn't entirely accurate. These things are true: Melky Cabrera attempted to throw a ball Thursday night and it went horribly, horribly wrong. He is now on the disabled list. It's not officially for "severe embarrassment," but c'mon, you watch the GIF and tell me otherwise:

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The Blue Jays announced Friday that Cabrera was headed to the disabled list with a left knee strain. If you say so, Toronto.