Lunch with self-proclaimed Zen master of sorts

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! I just had lunch and “conversation” (he did most of the talking, mainly about believing in astrology, he claims to have been with and even healing analien, had out of body experiences…. a whole lot of testifying going on…) with this guy, Zen Something or other. I wish I’d seen his site before I agreed to meet him to discuss a script I’m working on.
He did have those light blue marble-like eyes…
Check him out at:
PFW.

“In reality, whatever we choose, the polardigm leads us hOMe. From the place of extremes, we can recognize all the paths of the paradox in the polardigm and how they benefit us all to learn the ways of LOVE.. Limitless Oscillating Vibrational Energy.”

Sounds like Limitless Oscillating Verbal Excrement to me.

What is the sound of one fist punching a Zen master in the face ?

Blessed silence.

“You know I’m born to lose, and gambling is for fools.
But that’s the way I like it baby, I don’t want to live forever.”

From the autobiography of A.A.Mills, ‘The passage of time, according to an estranged, casual tyrant.’

Hey Isocrat! You gotta be careful out there! Fortunately, we can see that you are possessed of natural immunities.
About your script, are you researching buffoon character types? Truly the world must be sustained by woo and purveyors of woo, such as this fellow. One definitely comes to wonder as to the state of some folks brain chemicals.

The ants are my friends, they’re blowing in the wind, the ants are blowing in the wind.

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! I just had lunch and “conversation” (he did most of the talking, mainly about believing in astrology, he claims to have been with and even healing analien, had out of body experiences…. a whole lot of testifying going on…) with this guy, Zen Something or other. I wish I’d seen his site before I agreed to meet him to discuss a script I’m working on.
He did have those light blue marble-like eyes…
Check him out at:
PFW.

mp, len? You mean lien… nice typo in the joke about my typo! you’re right though, and I did shred him a bit… it was like grating hard cheese. I openly laughed at many of his statements (read insane claims. I directly said to him: “you realize you sound crazy, don’t you?”). And he was one of those “I can’t decides” with the waitress.

eac, Hysterical! Proves, you scientist types can be funny too.

lindajean, I am married, an happily at that. I’m in the process of looking for a creative collaborator and our first meeting left no impression that he was Rev. zensane. I will check out more thoroughly, virtual strangers in the futures…

Okay, out with it Sander-man, you’re not a crazed serial killer are you? homonuclus? Nogg? Bruce?

Ien does tend to get a bit shredded, I’m glad someone’s looking after him.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist the typo joke)

Hey, the anal iens are hardest to cure!

Especially if they are ........ deep seated.

Ow!

Iso, that’s a capital “i”. Somehow it comes out the same as a lower case “L” when I post (but not when I type it in the composition window - weird). Maybe it’s funnier with a typo from my end, though. IlIlIlIl - yes those are all different. I’m Illin’. I’m iLLin’ I’m feeling Ill…

Feeling three what?

Now it’s getting surreal.

He who is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind -Chamfort

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! I just had lunch and “conversation” (he did most of the talking, mainly about believing in astrology, he claims to have been with and even healing analien, had out of body experiences…. a whole lot of testifying going on…) with this guy, Zen Something or other. I wish I’d seen his site before I agreed to meet him to discuss a script I’m working on.
He did have those light blue marble-like eyes…
Check him out at:
PFW.