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More wonderful “Ribery in Prison” pictures

To make the point clear, there is nothing to be gained from the French football prostitution scandal, aside from some good life lessons about how you should probably garner sex through mutual attraction, rather than treating it like you’re just buying a spot of breakfast.

That said, this whole “Ribery in Prison” thing has really brought out the arty side in some of The Spoiler readers. Two more corkers after the jump…