The best part—and yes, I'm being mildly sarcastic—is that you're actually getting 56 percent off, according to the site. That means that someone out there has deemed that such a trip is actually worth about $16,000.

Those who decide to get in on this deal will "be able to mix and mingle with the cheerleaders at a meet-and-greet and enjoy a group dinner with staff and guests." You also get to stay at a five-star resort and watch a swimsuit fashion show, which I'll admit ain't a bad way to spend half a work week in April.

In order to buy, you'll have to act fast (the deal expires Friday), come up with seven Gs (minus a dollar) and be at least 21 years of age.

Or you can book any of these five-star resorts in the same spot during the same time for about a quarter of the price. It all depends on how much a cheerleader meet-and-greet, a bikini fashion show and a dinner with "staff and guests" is worth to you.