"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

it is indeed a rather heartening escapade. The one I posted above was in fact his second venture around the world sponsered by stride gum. He quit his job to do this first one which came completely out of his savings.

That switch parody was good too. I'm on a mac at my new job and the OS hasn't crashed yet but I've had a couple of applications crash on me multiple times. We more than the same programs on my windows laptop.