NOW *DAT’S* HOW YOU WONDERLAND!!

After releasing a coupleseparate posters last week, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland marketing team has now combined them all into one glorious triptych — click the picture above a couple times and it’ll get bigger, like your sister’s clit (too far?). It opens March 5th, and as far as Tim Burton joints go, I’m hoping it’ll be more Sleepy Hollow than Planet of the Apes. My favorite part of the poster is the rabbit in the suit holding up the clock. It’s like the Disney version of a Public Enemy record, and I like that. All rap should be more like this. Bunnies are less threatening.