Are you kidding me? This guy looks like he covers up a sexual assault every HOUR. Michigan State just offered him a chancellorship. This state has done one hell of a heel turn over the past two years. Is there something in the water in that state? Oh right.

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Time to bust out one of my favorite stats, which is that the Lions have not had a running back rush for over 100 yards since Thanksgiving 2013.

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I emigrated from Ukraine to Detroit with my parents in 1991, in order to escape the oppressive, depressing, collapsing empire of the Soviet Union. Then we became Lions fans and felt like we were instantly back in the old country.

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Last year, Blake fucking Bortles won more playoff games than this entire slapdick franchise has in the last 52 years.

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Stafford is 6-51 against teams with a winning record in his career.

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We’re the Tiffany Trump of the NFC North; we’re not even relevant enough to be Eric.

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