OT: Best Trash Talk Lines

Alright. My IM inner-tube water polo team is thru to the semis. I play goalie and every time I reject some fool's shot (which is 100% of the time) I say a one-liner of trash talk just to get in their heads and lift the spirits of my teammates. You know, stuff like "THIS IS A BRICK WALL" and "WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT SHOT" and random stupid stuff. After two playoff games and enough shots on goal, I'm starting to reuse some lines and they're losing effectiveness. So MGoNerds, come up with some good lines for this MGoAthlete so that I can psychologically break down the other team. I smell an MVP trophy coming my way.

have any children?
have any children with an IQ over 1?
know you're out tonight?
bath you before you came here?
say you could do dat?
pack your trunks?
give you lessons?
blow your tube?
let you score?
play goalie?
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when my brother an i play IM we just scream/yell. mix it up with some low gutturals and then add in something different like a banshee shriek. it scares the shit out of people especially when they aren't expecting it.

I play goalie in ice hockey and I like to call the other team hosers but most of the time I won't say anything. I like to let my game speak for itself then when they get pissed or slam their stick against the ice you just smile and laugh at them. Seems to work for me.

I was reading an article on Randle after he got inducted into the HOF. Apparently he would read the other team's media guide or do research on the players he was going up against in order to trash talk them.

I've heard my share of smack, but never a lot in inner tube water polo. Best line I heard in inner tube water polo was in a sorority final: "Good thing you're wearing waterproof make-up bitch, 'cause I'll make you cry"

Broomball was the best though... "Go put your moonboots on, get on the short bus, and get the fuck off my ice."

It was after an LSSU player had rifled a shot into the stands and smacked a little girl in the face. The game was paused, the medics were attending, and the place was as quiet as I've ever heard it. Then someone roars out:

"get over here"
"finish him"
"flawless victory"
"whats the matta Dylan, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
"Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Thanks for playing Space Quest IV. As usual, you've been a real pantload!"
"all your base belong to us"

Despite having a toe injury earlier, Scottie Pippen helped the Bulls to a 84-82 win over Utah on Sunday night. Pippen scored 27 points while Jordan scored 31. The Bulls trailed 79-78 in the fourth quarter, yet were able to come back after Pippen blocked Antoine Carr's jump shot and after an assist from Ron Harper when Pippen would make his third 3-pointer of the night. With the game tied, and only seconds remaining, Karl Malone was fouled and had a chance to give the Jazz the lead. Scottie Pippen famously psyched him out by telling him "Just remember, the mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays, Karl," while Malone was at the free throw line. He missed both free throws and the Bulls rebounded and quickly called a time-out. With the game on the line, Chicago put the ball into the hands of Michael Jordan. M.J. dribbled out most of the waning seconds and then launched a 20 footer that swished in at the buzzer, as the Chicago Bulls took the first game of the 1997 NBA Finals.