See Pyrate Punx.
An esoteric elitist group of "punk" jocks who operate a for profit organization based on a Hierarchy. They earn badges like the boy scouts but perhaps more homo erotic and fashionable.

Dude1: man why is that Obnoxious fashion punk with the celtic tattoos and UFC shirt being such a douche and acting like he owns the place. I'm just trying to drink a beer and watch bands.
Dude2: Oh captain cool guy he is a Silver patch wearing Pirate Punx
DUde1:ohhh now it all makes sense..