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#103 Sweaters

The sweater is an essential part of the white person wardrobe and it is a very good idea to familiarize yourself with all the different types of sweaters that are most popular with white people.

When you approach the subject from the perspective of age, it’s essential that you combine very young and very old white people in the same group. This is because young white people think it is very cool to wear clothes that are popular with senior citizens. The most popular example of this is the cardigan sweater, which is essentially a wool jacket with less buttons. An old white person might combine this sweater with a button down shirt to provide himself or herself with valuable warmth in the winter months, but a young white person will combine it with a t-shirt to create a ‘layered look.’ This not only allows them to show others that their personality features as many layers as their clothes, but it’s a chance to show people that you own not one but two cool items of clothing.

White women will also purchase many small, thin sweaters that they can wear in combination or on top of other clothes. Though you may think it would make more sense to just purchase a thicker sweater, these layers allow them to achieve maximum temperature control (see Scarves for more evidence of this phenomenon).

Moving up in thickness and age, one comes across the ‘ultra thick’ sweater. Though you will find these at Farmer’s Markets and Community Gardens throughout the country, they are most popular in the Pacific Northwest. These are often light brown or almost beige and weigh upwards of 10 pounds. When you a see a white person walk into a bar or coffee shop wearing one of these sweaters, you can tell the weight by how much they are sweating when they take it off.

White people also appreciate the irony of ugly sweaters that usually feature things like reindeer and snowmen. Though it seems unlikely, white people have even been able to turn this into a theme for parties. Typing in “ugly sweater party” into google will return a wealth of images and a dearth of diversity. However, there is one notable exception.

Regardless of the type of sweater, it is also good to be aware of the fact that finding a nice sweater at a thrift shop or goodwill is considered a major event in the life of a white person. Scoring a garment that makes it into the regular rotation for under $10 is a story that white people will tell for up to five years after it happens. Therefore, if you are seeking white friendship it is a good idea to do one of two things: You can either go to dozens of thrift shops in hopes of finding a dream sweater or you can buy a new one, remove the label and make up a story about how you found in a Goodwill in a bad neighborhood that “hadn’t been picked clean by hipsters.”

I lost count long ago of the sweaters I’ve recieved at Christmas from relatives who don’t seem to grasp that I’m the WKOWP. Never wear the things. I’m more of a Carhart guy. Maybe a Westies jacket if I’m going out.

I keep meaning to regift them the following year, but after the incident with the puppy…

I think there’s room not only for a Mr. Rogers post, but one about how Bill Cosby was so popular with white people due to the subtle cues he sent out (like the sweater) about how he was really a white guy in disguise.

The lord tunderin’, I’ve got that exact same cable-knit sweater! Although, being from Nova Scotia gives me a certain leeway, as the cable-knit is traditional Scottish fare as well as being nice and warm during the cold Canadian winter.

I actually had an “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” last year on Christmas eve, I thought I was being soooo cleaver, and that nobody had thought of it before. I guess I was wrong, damn Im like a book. I also love crazy sweaters, and as people mentioned above, I love sweaters from the 80s with crazy colored zig-zags, and Bill Cosby sweaters. I even thought about bidding on one of his sweaters on ebay that he put it. It was 5,000 dollars, the sad part is, I really did think about putting in a bid for one of them. The best 80s sweaters are the ones that are so worn they are almost paper thin, with the crazy colors being faded, so as not to stand out to much, and also it gives a great vintage look. I can see Marc Jacobs new spring 2009 campaign with crazy thin 80s sweaters. I do love sweaters, and layering, but I do not wear them in the summertime, unless Its a cold day and im in Santa Monica shopping, otherwise, I wear clothes according to season, even though I live in southern california and we only have one season year around.

At informal white gatherings, I like to blend by sporting a crew neck sweater with only the a t-shirt underneath. The lack of a collar gives me the laid back feeling of laughing with other white friends in a wine commercial.

I hope I don’t sound too defensive here, but the “AS” in “WASP”–which is the old, unfashionable word for “White People”*–is for “Anglo-Saxon”. We evolved in chilly, rain-soaked places where natural selection favors White People with a keen eye for a good sweater. Complicated fashions are just a natural outgrowth of generations of obsessive connoisseur-ship.

I bought a grey, v-neck old-man-style CASHMERE sweater for $3 at a Salvation Army in the Pocono’s about 10 years ago. Despite the questionable stain on the front and the holes in the sleeve, I still love that freakin’ sweater!

On another, even whiter, note: Not 10 minutes ago I was contemplating the loss of this lightweight linen sweater that I would wear all summer long. I miss that sweater.

The sweater has NOT been replaced by the fleece. They serve different purposes. Sweaters can be worn as part of an outfit. A fleece is outerwear; you must take it off when you arrive at your destination.

When I wear my wonderful goldenrod cardigan I can always pull out the story of how it was the Christmas present from my younger brother. Add to that how he got it at rarely picked over Salvation Army and I am white person gold!

My college roomie, a 6-foot Amazon from Oslo, would knit those sweaters with reindeer and little people holding hands, which was amazing to watch. I wish I had one of those sweaters now, because I’d definitely wear it.

I’m so glad Nevada is still having some chilly nights: I don’t have to put away the cardigans yet. I am sucker for the ugly grandpa sweater, and even learned to knit in order to increase my scarf collection.

Just one very white question: How can you NOT bitch slap your boyfriend/ husband when he comes out of the bedroom with the sweater on the his back and the sleaves half knotted on his chest? That is so Stuart Smalley. On a hetero dude? C’mon? A gay dude would certainly bitch slap you…as he should!

I here what you are saying, I love me some Jumpers ( that is what we call it in England) . I used to wear old fashioned jumpers like Pringles because they were great quality and used to last me a very long time.

And…who has more panache than Italians? Remember driving through Tuscany and seeing a half-dozen middle aged Italian guys standing along the raod with shovels, rakes etc. These laborers all had the following in common: Vibrant faces, great hair and very cool sweater clad outfits. My thought at the time: Geez even the roadies wear Missoni.

Anytime I picture the “right” kind of white person, it includes someone drinking wine and throwing their head back while laughing! BTW, I am the “wrong” kind of white person. I recycle only when it is totally convenient and I love Wal-Mart…it is so cheap!

When I was pregnant with my first kid, I had a great fleece sweater that was NOT outerwear…in fact, I gaurantee you that if I removed that fleece sweater while inside, people would have run in horror at seeing nothing but my pregnant belly and stretch marks (not to mention a very unfashionable bra) 🙂

This is a somewhat boring post. I’d like to see a post about Bonnaroo. Now that is something white people like for sho. Some of my white friends tried to get me to go. I did an image search for Bonnaroo crowd and got back what I suspected, a sea of white people.

Pretty lame especially because white people traditionally come from countries with cold winters, and in some cases summers. All people of all races/cultures wear sweaters when it is cold. Hey Clander since white people typically live in colder climes, maybe white people like cold weather not sweaters? Or maybe white people live in colder climes so they can wear sweaters?

See what happens when you give up on your best source of material, the NYT.

Typing in “ugly sweater party” into google – Bah!

I think your getting old CLander, unlike the days of your youth typing virtually anything into google will yield a 10,000 hits.

In your attempt to ridicule white people you miss one essential point. Poor white people often turn the tables on the wealthy by making things like ripped jeans and ratty sweaters fashionable, atleast until they sign a book deal, or hit 30.

FWIW I think poor people in other cultures pull of the same reversal. For example cheap hoop earings being fashionable.

In the winter time I like sweaters. I have a collection of them. Ones I wear and ones I do not wear. The ones I wear are usually 100% wool and are made from a ragg material. Nothing fancy, except a couple of V-necks I bought by mistake.

Once the weather turns warms I pack them away and don’t wear them until October/November.

I never really watched the Cosby Show, and didn’t really understand the whole white-people-liking-Bill-Cosby thing…..until I watched a little movie called Leonard Part 6. Rather strange, and strangely hilarious. Still not a major Cosby fan, but I can see why white people go for him.

I hate to say it, but this is a really LAME addition to a usually hilarious web site. Everyone who lives in a cold climate, regardless of the color of skin, wears a sweater. How do you know that black or asian people don’t like twin sets?

And, please, other commenters on this page, spare me the “do you know what a joke is?” comments. Because I know this is meant to be a parody, but I think calling out sweaters as a white-only thing is stretching it a lot.

Sweaters are also good for covering a white person’s pasty skin and lack of physical development. White singer Kurt Cobain pioneered the fashion statement of pairing a cardigan with an ironic t-shirt (preferably hand decorated).

Most people wear a fleece. If it’s considerably colder out, people wear leather jackets and or a real winter jacket. Often the sweater makes the latter feel too bulky, and if wearing a true winter jacket, the sweater is not needed nor desired.

Clicked on the exception link, yikes! (spoiler) Black people have to really work at being that un-hip, don’t they, or is that a white stereotype like dancing? Unless maybe it was one of my white gay friends as set stylist, having an ironic laugh – very cruel. (Or were the 80s hipster-variant pre-irony?)

Not to ignore the satirical nature of the subject but… Bill’s Sweaters were ok by us Black people because they were really expensive Coogi sweaters, unique and hand made in Australia and all that jazz… Biggie Smalls wore them too. Definitely not salvation army sweaters.

my white street cred is totally upped on the fact that i own one each wool sweater from Scotland and from Ireland, both of which purchased on sheep farms from each respective countries while on vacation. course it took 5 years of scrimping and saving to afford said trip- but the rest of the “in” crowd doesnt need to know that!

Seek professional help, immediately. It’s just a stupid sign, and it’s point is explicit, grammatically correct or not.

Besides, we ALL know what the most annoying thing about the supermarket is: Assholes who insist they didn’t see the express sign and not only do they bring many grocery items through the line, they also WRITE A FUCKING CHECK!

Urban folks find farming a tough row to hoe
A new farming venture aimed at providing organic produce to residents of Seattle’s Central Area and other urban neighborhoods needs help saving its first crop.

By Sara Jean Green

Seattle Times staff reporter

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Farmer Jesse Grey wants the Duvall farm to eventually become a place where young people can work the earth and gain an appreciation for hard work — and respect for all living things.

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Taalib Sankofa preferred to use his hands to dig up Sparkle Peas for transplant. Because of poorly prepared soil, thousands of young plants had to be uprooted from the Duvall pasture and hauled to a field in a Kent industrial park.

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Planting party in Kent

Volunteers are needed to help get thousands of peas, greens and other vegetables into the ground. A caravan will be leaving New Hope Baptist Church, located at 116 21st Ave. in Seattle, at 9 a.m. Saturday. Volunteers are also welcome to meet at the property in Kent, located on 72nd Avenue South, two blocks north of South 212th Street. For more information, call 206-323-4212 or 206-324-3114.
The Rev. Robert Jeffrey Sr. is a self-described city boy who admits he had some romantic ideas about farming — that is, until he got his hands dirty and realized how many things can go wrong when launching a small agribusiness.

Earlier this year, Jeffrey helped develop a vision: start a farm and bring affordable, organic produce to the poorest families in Seattle’s urban core. If it worked, he figured, it wouldn’t just help people’s bodies; it just might give young people in his often-violent community a chance to grow a little themselves. He teamed up with a lifelong farmer, hired a crew of workers, and found land near Duvall, where they planted peas, turnips and greens. But as summer approaches, instead of finding a bountiful harvest, Jeffrey and his crew have discovered that farming is no picnic.

They had to lay off eight workers. Because of poorly prepared soil, thousands of young plants had to be uprooted from the Duvall pasture and hauled to a field in a Kent industrial park. If they aren’t replanted soon, the plants will die. And then last week, the farm’s pickup broke down.

Despite the setbacks, Jeffrey and his team still expect to bring their harvest to market — even if money is running dangerously short.

“Farming is so expensive and the logistics of it are so major … It’s a little more daunting than I anticipated,” said Jeffrey, 61, who for nearly 22 years has been the pastor at New Hope Baptist Church, a stalwart of Seattle’s African-American community.

“But we promised the people vegetables this summer, and we want to make sure we do that.”

Harvesting an idea

The big idea sprouted in January, when a 57-year-old former Louisiana sharecropper named Jesse Grey walked into Jeffrey’s church office in the Central Area.

For nearly two decades, Grey told him, he had been searching from Omak to Sultan for land to farm as a teaching tool for at-risk kids. For a time, Grey had 5 acres near Shelton, but it just didn’t work, he said. It was too far for people King County’s poorest African-American families to make the trek to Mason County.

Jeffrey liked what he was hearing. As a founding member of the Black Dollar Days Task Force, a local nonprofit aimed at helping minority-owned businesses, he has immersed himself in issues of “environmental justice.”

It’s just not fair that poor people don’t have the same access to organic foods as their richer neighbors, he said.

A joint venture was born: The task force provided the funding and Grey, founder of Cutting Edge Inner City Farms, brought the organic know-how, culled from years of experience and research.

In February, the partners signed a five-year lease for 24 acres on West Snoqualmie River Road Northeast near Duvall on land they say has been certified organic.

Grey and a farmworker, Harry “King” Jones, moved into the rental house there and constructed a makeshift greenhouse.

Amid the weeds and rocks, Grey and a team of workers planted their crop and watched seedlings push up through the dirt.

Long, rocky road

But soon Grey realized a terrible mistake: The clay loam soil, compacted by decades of cattle grazing, had only been turned once, and it became hard and cracked. Water and nutrients weren’t getting to the tender shoots.

But Grey found a widow in Kent who had 20 acres that had lain fallow since her husband’s death. It, too, is considered organic, he said.

In exchange for clearing two miles of blackberry bushes along her driveway and planting alfalfa for her two cows, Grey, Jeffrey and their crew were given free use of her land until their first crop is harvested. In the meantime, they will be able to properly prepare the Duvall land for a winter planting.

Provided, of course, there’s enough money for it.

It has already cost at least $40,000 to get the farm going, Jeffrey said. Cash is so tight that he wasn’t sure the task force would be able to make the rent, which is due next week. But he vows they will.

Saturday, a planting party is planned at the Kent site, and Jeffrey says hundreds of hands are needed if the crop is to be saved.

He still hopes to be able to sell the first batch of vegetables in mid-July at a new farmer’s market in the New Hope parking lot. He’s inviting some Hispanic farmers from Eastern Washington to come sell their organic fruit there, too.

“I had a bad day and thought about calling it off,” he said. “We’re not rich people. We need some help … We got to get it to market — that’s the key because then, it’s real.”

Matters of persistence

As a steady rain fell in Duvall last Thursday, a group of men uprooted hundreds of pea plants and loaded them into a truck for the 35-mile trip to Kent.

Grey plucked a baby turnip from the soil: “We don’t want to lose these — this is the cash money here.”

He pointed out the mustard greens and red Russian kale. He hopped over rows of Georgia greens to show off Texas tree collards.

“These are good cancer fighters,” said Grey, who hopes to eventually give free vegetables to the Central Area’s elders. “These plants here are like the fountain of youth — they help revitalize you and if you’ve got a bad stomach problem, this will clean you out.”

Like Jeffrey, he wants the farm to eventually become a place where young people can work the earth and gain a greater appreciation for hard work — and respect for all living things.

“I feel if the kids are involved, we could cut down on crime and put a big dent in the unemployment situation,” Grey said. “If they’re working out here, they’ll be too tired to get into any trouble.”

The next day, Grey gave a Seattle chiropractor, Richard Haynes, a tour of the Kent land, where rows of tomatoes, basil, broccoli and greens are growing.

“You wouldn’t think of this being out here in this industrial zone — this is very, very cool,” said Haynes, who grew up on farms in Missouri. “I went to Whole Foods and saw how expensive it was. Good organic food is hard to find.”

Grey continued past a bunch of plastic crates filled with the uprooted pea plants from Duvall. Thankfully, the cool, damp weather has prevented the roots from molding.

“As you can see, we’re not exaggerating — I could use 100 people just to get the peas in,” Grey said.

The best thing about this is I was in a bar… wearing my vintage t-shirt and scarf with my Cardigan talking about sweaters after having a conversation with boys about which categories of white people I fall under…

stuff white people like: picking up other white people in the bar by discussing how many categories of this blog they fall into

Awesome, as usual!!! And I love that the person in the picture (I think it is clander….) is holding a Macrina bag. That place is the best to get breakfast/brunch hahahha. It is very much a “stuff white people like” kind of place 🙂

The Italian fascists and Nazis were impeccable dressers, especially when compared to the cheap-ass communist scum from the east.

Italy didn’t help enough in WW2, I think that’s Portnoy’s point, so the wrong side won and Europe and the western world suffered.

Alot of times some Red State buffoon voter, who lives in a state where Whites are already a minority, will say: “yeah, but would you want to be speaking german? (as opposed to Spanish or 200 hundred languages in Queens)”

They also miss the point that during the 5 year occupation of France, the Germans never imposed their language on the French. Many French liked the Nazis, and when the Americans pushed through in ’45, it enabled anti-White and anti-European commie partisans to commit horrible crimes. The Americans had no idea what kind of scum they were enabling (partisans).

Now look at what they have let Europe turn into. Look at the state of Whites in much of America too. The wrong side won WW2.

You miss the point (and no I am not saying do you know what a joke is). He isn’t saying that sweaters is a white-only things. The title of the blog says it all ‘Stuff White People Like’. No one ever said that other people don’t like sweaters, just that white people like them.

Among the 21 tons of debris removed last month from a homeless camp at a Queen Anne park, only a single bicycle and a BB gun were deemed salvageable by city crews. No other personal possessions of the 44 people camped there were saved.

Now homeless advocates are protesting what they call a wholesale trashing — in violation of a new city policy intended to save the belongings of campers.

Dewey Potter, a spokeswoman for the Seattle Parks Department, responded that city crews had trouble determining what was salvageable among items soaked with rain, dirt or urine.

Better and more training will help crews in future “cleanup actions” decide what is salvageable and worth $25 or more, which is the cutoff point at which possessions should be preserved, she said.

“It’s fair to say we have some improvements to make,” she said.

The sweep of the homeless camp is part of a more aggressive effort to police illegal camping by the homeless in city parks. After protests last year, following the sweep of a greenbelt along Aurora Avenue North, Mayor Greg Nickels’ office created a policy requiring advance notice be posted at targeted camps, and for belongings worth at least $25 be bagged and stored.

But Tim Harris, publisher of Real Change, a nonprofit advocacy magazine, said the recent sweep of a greenbelt near Queen Anne’s Kinnear Park violated that policy.

He noted that the city of Fresno, Calif., recently had to pay $2.3 million to settle a class-action lawsuit on behalf of homeless people whose belongs were tossed during sweeps of homeless camps.

“There’s well-established legal precedent that you can’t just do a search-and-seizure and throw the stuff away,” said Harris. “They’ll eventually (lose) legally, but it will take two or three years, and in the mean time these people don’t have the stuff.”

Doug McKeehen, an advocate for the homeless who works at the Aloha Inn transitional housing facility, said losing personal belongings has a “horrendous impact” on a homeless person trying to find a job or stable housing.

“They see the time the city takes their stuff as a defining moment in their lives: before the city took our stuff and after the city took our stuff,” said McKeehen.

Potter said about five duffel bags of belongs were bagged and tagged by date during the recent cleanup. But a crew chief in charge of determining what was salvageable “found they were so contaminated with urine she had to back away and the bags were tossed,” said Potter.

The annual One Night Count of the homeless in King County in January found 2,631 “unsheltered” people sleeping outside or in cars. If shelters or transitional housing is included, there are an estimated 8,600 homeless on any given night in the county.

I always wanted to be homeless for a month to see if i could do it, like as an experiment. I would probably end up turning tricks on a street corner to buy meth after about day 3. Poor homeless people.

Darwinian indeed: As long as idiots like you continue to spew your venom, concessions will be made and favoritism will be used for the minorities, aboriginals, etc. because you prove that they are still necessitated. You play a hand in your own destruction. You let your hatred for Jews and blacks overtake your common sense.

Did CLander screw up or did doing a sweater post in the summer make no sense? I think a picture of white people in sweaters with their cool black friends in summer cloths might have cinched this. How about Barack Obama in a polo shirt surrounded by white people in sweaters? I need photographic evidence before I buy into this sweater theory.

No there daughter went to princeton hoping to become a lawyer, then found a man who wanted ot become a doctor, but then they decided not to do either and opened up a store that sells outdoor sporting equiptment. They ended up with twins.

Actually everyone has the exact same genes, its just some of the genes are turned on, and some are not. Genes can get turned on and off every other generation. It goes with the evolution theory. I will use a giraffe as an example, giraffes have always had the ability for long necks, its just that their environment didnt really need long necks until trees became more scarce and the leafs on the bottom parts of a tree were being eaten. And evolution works on a population as a whole and not by individuals so the few giraffes who had longer necks would survive because they could reach for higher food, while smaller necked giraffes would die out. Thats why most giraffes have long necks today. Same with humans, Eskimos have a darker skin for similar reasons africans have darker skin. While it may seem like eskimos get less light, with them living on the snow they can get similar amount of light then africans, because the sun will reflect off the ice and will force the eskimos to adapt to the reflecting sun, and to prevent cancer/sun burn etc, eskimos have developed darker skin. White people only have light skin because they lived in an environment with less sun, but little snow and ice, so there skin wasnt forced to be darker to protect them.

“Neither man had known enemies. Both were well-educated, came from affluent Toronto neighbourhoods and were “certainly not – and never have been – living any high-risk or criminal lifestyle,” said Det. Sgt. Gary Giroux.

At this point, police are investigating the double homicide as a carjacking.

“The only motive that makes sense,” Dudeck called it. “These were wonderful guys.”

Ellis is the grandson of renowned Toronto philanthropist, Mariano Antonio Elia, who died in 2006. An aspiring photographer, the 25-year-old lived with his parents and three siblings in Rosedale. Martin, also 25, grew up just a few blocks away. He lived with one of his three sisters in a downtown condo.

This seemingly random attack shocked the city. Mayor David Miller offered his condolences to the families and reiterated his pledge to get guns off Toronto streets.”

That is what the author meant. If you read it again you will note that he was talking about how only white people enjoy ugly sweater parties. Only Dr. Huxtable was willing to cross the racial divide into the ugly sweater.

If you haven’t subscribed to American Renaissance, here’s what you’re missing in the June 2008 issue:

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The ‘Reafricanization’ of the West: F. Roger Devlin investigates the causes of the low white fertility rate, including feminist ideology, the decline of masculinity, and the high divorce rate. Mr. Devlin also draws a disturbing analogy between the sexual hedonism now prevalent in the West with the culture of black Africans, with the one key difference—the latter are reproducing.

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In Brilliant to Bogus, Thomas Jackson reviews Debating Immigration, a collection of essays edited by Carol Swain, (a black professor at Vanderbilt University well-known for her book The New White Nationalism.) This book presents a wide range of views on mass immigration, carefully examined and summarized by Mr. Jackson.

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The Perils of Scholarship: Author Jonathan Entine describes his experiences broaching two taboos: racial differences, and Jewish achievement in particular. Mr. Entine is author of Taboo: Why Black Athletes Dominate Sports and Why We’re Afraid to Talk About It and Abraham’s Children: Race, Identity, and the DNA of the Chosen People. This background gives him a unique vantage point from which to assess the current mainstream attitudes toward these important and controversial topics.

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Plus, the Hispanic invasion continues to transform the American landscape, AR editor Jared Taylor speaks at the College of William and Mary and Texas A&M University, Asians latch on to victimization, more legal troubles for Brigitte Bardot, and more!

I dont dream of becoming a street whore, I am a highclass hooker. I make more money in 45 minutes then you make in 6 months. Dont be jealous, just because your Uncle Gary had his “way” with you when you 8, doesnt mean you have to take it out on others.

If you do not like White people, or if you do not relate to any of the above posts, I suggest you get your little fantasy ideas out of here and into some “Hentai” site that im sure would please you more.

Street whores are people too, but im sure you dont tell yourself that when you cheat on your “partner”, to justify your act. Have a sparklerific day!

here’s a funny one, black people and other people of races other than white that spend all their time studying white people! hahahaha… those types of people must have an enormous envy complex! i feel sorry for those types.

I too have seen the tacky-christmas-sweater-worn-proudly-by-white-hipsters phenomenon! And my god– it was amazing in it’s unforgivably atrocious florescent turquoise sweatshirt ways. With something to the effect of industrial white puff-paint reindeer, trees, and “snow”.

My fine young disease ridden slut, one day when your much older, if lucky you will learn money is nothing, and it makes itself! Its no trouble and you will not even have to sell yourself unless you want to.

You know, one thing I noticed about this blog about white people: Most of the things listed are things that are trendy. The in thing now I know is beinga vegan, driving a Prius, voting for Obama, being an enviro-freaker, watching Al Gore movies, blah, blah, blah. I believe most of these people are both Gen Y’s, the off spring of the ever present Baby Boomers and Baby Boomers themselves. I’m fairly certain there are white people that still eat cheeseburgers, drink Coors Light, drive a Ford Taurus and other really boring things.

Beau Zabel, 23, came to Philadelphia from Minnesota six weeks ago, eager to experience urban East Coast living and to become a math teacher in the city school system.

He found a place to live through roommates.com in South Philadelphia near the Italian Market, and took a temporary job at the Starbucks at Fourth and South Streets.

He recently updated his page on MySpace.com, which proclaims his optimism: “Just waiting for life to begin.”

But his life ended about 1:30 a.m. yesterday, when police said Zabel was ambushed as he walked home from the midnight shift at the coffee shop. He was shot once in the neck in the 800 block of Ellsworth Street and fell to the sidewalk, police said.

He was pronounced dead at the scene.

The motive was robbery, said Sgt. Frank Hayes of the homicide squad. No arrests have been made. …”

YES! I had more than one (for color coordination). In my defense, whites were a minority whereas the majority of my high school population was Mexican or Mexican-American. It was like wearing a scratchy blanket that absorbed stink.

well yeah if you live in a cold or sometimes foggy clime, and you aren’t 300 lbs, you get cold, hence sweaters. I have a sweater almost exactly like that one. Those things aren’t cheap, the real ones. We wear shoes too, sometimes boots, you know, for all the nature walks. Uggs used to be made in the land down under, but I heard they sold out to China. Keeping warm, dude. What’s the big deal?

Amen to that! All the hipster kiddies out here look exactly the same. So boring. And why do they all have that same stupid hairstyle? I mean, I realize that white people try to look cool for everyone else, but come ON!

Hey, clander, you should do a post about hipster conformism, masked as “originality”. That would be great (and the friggin’ truth)!

You are full of crap. Most whites tend to be moderate to liberal, NASCAR is a southern phenomenon, hockey is a niche sport with a small following. Now, the white people who do like hockey, are conservative and think watching cars go around and around is the greatest thing since sliced bread definitely need to be made fun of.

and almost finally, after AOP (assholes on parade) trash any possibility of real dialog:

o disenchantment and disengagement, jadedness

What happens next? Detachment. No book purchase. Rejection as a “bad experience.” Or return to the beginning and cycle through the process again.

Ha! We take ourselves so seriously — isn’t the point of this blog to lighten up and laugh at the silly things we people do?

Hey, I’ve done some dumb shit, taken myself way too seriously, taken some of the barbs in this blog (and its comments) too seriously, and you know what? None of this matters at all, except as Race Card Theater. Perhaps “hate theater” is a better moniker.

Oh well, at least it’s sometimes amusing. I can just ignore the comments, as far too often they’re not much more than pseudo-personal attacks based on assumptions, or ridiculous platforms from which to spew spam masquerading as thought.

Wait, is that ironic? (lol)

At least “sweaters” was better (for me anyway) than the one on childrens’ games. Keep on keepin’ on, you’re still pissing people off and still making people laugh. Clearly you’re sitting on a gold mine.

Whites are leaving the Democratic Party. The Clintons, edwards, Dodd et all spent their entire careers as White race-traitors, kissing the asses of non-Whites.

The minute a non-White appears on their scene, what happens? The non-Whites stab the Clintons et al in the back — and hard.

Now the Clintons finally see how racist the non-Whites are. Foisted on their own petard. Whites are slow to learn, but they see just how much Jews and blacks abandon them, the first time they have the chance.

Life is a zero sum game. The earth can only support so many people, there is no way cooperation can therefore be beneficial to both sides. Every time you give a non-white a job, have a non-white’s child, or give foreign aid to a non-white, that’s one less white that the world can now support that could’ve been had instead.

Our current ‘cooperation’ has watched the percentage of the world’s white population drop from 40% in 1900 to 10% today. How much more ‘mutual benefit’ can we take? The fact is we are too small a minority to think about race mixing or immigration anymore, this is a luxury that you can afford only with a STABLE BASE that is not threatened with itself being destroyed. A white homeland that exports additional whites who then race mix or settle into diverse areas is acceptable, every single white country on earth being invaded by foreigners is not.

I only have crabs, I call them my special little friends, because they are always there when I feel lonely! I choose to do this job, and its not for the money. Im the heir to a large discount retail chain, and money is certainly not an issue. I just love screwing, it fills up my time when im not buying diamonds or crashing bentleys. Im sorry that you had to wait to when you were older for your money to make money. There is an 70% chance I will die young, you know from the constent threat of unprotected sex and meth usage, so I might as well spend like theres no tomarow. Maybe one day you will pay off your house and you will have a lovely time watching wheel of fortune when your 80. While im doing coke off of lindsey lohans ass, and buying 5k hermes purses to pick up my dogs shit. Have fun with your life, and I will have fun with mine!

Okay – I have been seeing this trend with white people for years, but didn’t realize it was rampant everywhere. My husband still refuses to wear any type of sweater – he thinks it is too hot and too bulky….he is probably not the “right” type of white person. He is much COOLER anyway.

“If France ends up adopting affirmative action blacks will still end up at the bottom. If France does nothing blacks will still end up at the bottom. People will still complain about racism. Isn’t fun being smarter than all the journalists and policy makers in the world?”

I’ll drink to that, I had the crabs on my first tour 1966, I still laugh about it, but my next tour I caught the clap, 1968, I stay away from whores after that, but I found a great cure to all of life ills. Heroin! Much better than that shitty coke and meth, try you will love it, and enjoy your crabs! Be well!

Has anyone mentioned that we White folks love to layer our sweaters and t-shirts? I myself wear several shirts everyday for a fun, daring fashion statement that also shows I can afford more than one shirt. Anyway, it’s a phenomenon I can’t seem to ignore anymore.

Stuff White People Like: Being Financially Independent, Community Oriented, Socially Conscious, Law Abiding, Well Mannered, and Not Being a Burden on Society. In other words, generally things needed to have a productive society.

Unlike most minorities.

Censor me and I will become offended! On behalf of a minority, of course.

This post was spell checked and has proper grammar. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, whitey.

I think #104 used be “Conga Lines”. Every wedding I have been to has sent out this rhythmic bat-signal and white people have marched in step, step, step, kick to the pied piper of white people, Buster Poindexter.

This blog is fantastic and very clever. It reminds me a lot of the Preppy Handbook so poular in the late 80’s. I actually had a friend who thought it was serious and who shopped according to the list of must haves and ‘looks’ – He is white – I am black. it is too bad that many out here cannot just ride along on the humor and enjoy. Wit is missing sorely in North America. Thanks fro bringing a bit of it back.

Hmmm…this is pretty funny..but it seems that the white people we make fun of in the south are the one’s who are considered “white trash”. With the “cool crowd” sweaters are actually kind of corny sometimes, the same thing with certain bangs. If the bangs are cut a certain way or layered or look like a celeb then they’re cool..but there’s things in the north people think are cool that people here would think is really dorky looking…some sweaters are that example.

However, I have no room to talk, the south has its huge share of white weirdos too. Its just a little different. This seems really Northwest coast-ish.

P.S. In the south we don’t care about grammar. HA. Let’s make fun of that!

The entries are great. The book is fun. Readers who haven’t bought the book yet – you have to get it. It is worth the pennies on the dollar for the extra content.

I’ve read the Sweater post before and thought of the white hipsters who wear Sweaters. They’ve even found their way into pop culture via Kurt Cobain and Weezer, who even made a song about it. The sweater logic here seems to be so true – Gap and Banana Republic sweaters aren’t cool, even though these shops make perfectly good sweaters. My advice (when a white person asks where you got your sweater) is to pretend you bought it at Buffalo Exchange. Mention how little you paid (even if you really paid over $40). I have seen tons of Gap and Banana Republic recycled there and white people love Buffalo Exchange!

I hadn’t followed the links on the post, so I was not ready for the horror when I clicked the Google search for ugly sweater party. OMG! The sweater post sounds tame in comparison to the visuals of the search results. Consider yourself warned.

There was actually a time when I couldn’t afford a fucking sweater. I wore shitty old clothes that looked like I got them from the salvation army and in fact in some cases I did. Guess what? It wasn’t “cool” to have “street cred” — it just sucked!

Then I went back to school and got an education and a good job. Now I do all the the shit in your list — eat organic food, recycle, go to dinner parties, go to breakfast places, eat sushi, etc, etc. And wear sweaters too. Guess what? I’m a lot fucking happier than I was when I was goddamn poor. I love it so much, in fact, that I’m going back to graduate school (another thing on your list) so I can do even more with my life.

I drive a Ford Taurus and eat cheeseburgers. I also enjoy sushi and wear nice sweaters. Last time I checked people have always worn sweaters, regardless of color, as an alternative to, say, a jacket, which I also wear. I didn’t know that wearing a sweater meant I was trying to be trendy. Why can’t everyone just do what they like without being stereotyped? I don’t know why people like this blog. Whoever said this blog is clever is very wrong. It most certainly is not clever, or witty. All it is is just cynical, mean, and ignorant. It makes me so sad to think that people are now relating “humor” with “making fun of others”. The sign of true intelligent humor is that you don’t have to be mean to do it. I mean, how low can you go? Do you really want to stoop to this level? Also, if this blog were dedicated to any other race people would only say how ignorant people are and they wouldn’t find it half as funny. Well I say it doesn’t matter what race it is, it’s still racist. I’m completely offended and more so just disgusted with society on a whole. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. And possibly find an actual hobby. Go. Try and be useful people. I dare you.

Look, people, you need to take this list with a little bit of humor. It’s poking fun at upper middle class people who typically enjoy this sort of thing. People make fun of other cultures all the time. This is just a joke of ‘white culture’. The fact that people get angry is part of what makes it funny, too. You can find people of any race who do these things, it’s just usually whites. Laugh at yourself, laugh at other people, but please, never take it seriously; it will bite you back when your laughing at an asian joke.

what the hell is there to “like” about swearters? i’m seeing comments on people saying that they “like” sweaters, but they’re just clothes! When did you suddenly grow an opinion about them? Oh yeah, after you read this article so you could bash it.

I used to wear sweaters like the white one above when I was a kid and winter still kind of existed in South Florida. Now, it’s a miracle if the thermometer hits the 40s.http://www.poeticmotherlover.com

yup.
I love jackets….or hoodies but they are close to sweaters for me lol.
I wear the tight girl/guy jackets mainly
sometimes cut off the sleaves and where a long sleave and a t-shirt with it…
it looks good

Started knitting custom wool socks last year. That mushroomed into custom sweaters. My concept is different that anyone else’s.
You pick the pattern you desire. You choose the yarn and I do the hand knitting.
Yes, hand knitting. Not a machine but my hands. Many people use a machine and then sew up the seams and call it “hand knitting’. Takes me up to 16 hours just to knit a pair of wool socks.
Thanks for reading.
Contact me at:lickstone@gmail.com
if you are interested in something truly hand knit!
Suzanne

you lying dogg.you wear em all the time. i can tell just the way you type.
i know you chilly. i know you chilly. i know you is.
and you got the scarves and gloves to match.
and you love coffee. cause you get chilly at night.

everybody wears sweaters, this site is kinda lame if u ask me. 1/2 this shit i never seen white people do, I grew up in a getto ass city in Illinois and the white dudes I kno are more getto fabulous then alotta black dudes I meet in Arizona. i.e. I always carry louisiana hot sauce in my glove box 4 when i have chicken or fish, the restaraunts only have woop ass tabasco sauce, I also go for nothing but NON-white girls w/big asses that stick out and are NOT firm w/all that no-good hard muscle. What about REAL white shit like burnin crosses or drivin a beat up pickup w/a confederate flag wavin on the cab mounted w/ducktape while you listen to nascar on your AM station and reminisce when Dick Trickle was on top of the game while you chug Blue ribbon beers? or playing Kenny G’s christmas album the whole month before xmas? and calling your new engagement ring “bling bling”. I can tell u that I remember seein Biggie smalls inna thick knitted sweater as well.

The ugly sweater thing is definately a “white American” thing. I have visited the US and it is the land of the ugly sweater. My personal favourite is when the whole family don them for the annual Christmas photo – tasteful!

I must be so white: two years ago I found a perfect heavy wool sweater, vintage Gap, navy blue, at a thrift shop in Montreal for $8 ! Such a sweater is an essential part of my wardrobe, to be worn with bue jeans, khakis, grey slacks or even white trousers, or nonchalantly draped over your shoulders with a jeans shirt and khakis or a dressy white shirts with stripes and jeans. $8 !

I know a very white girl who was wearing her mother’s snowflake sweater the other day. Ironically, I also just lent her my copy of the Science of Sleep (directed by Michel Gondry.) This is really white shit.

My lord, I am so white I don’t even know what to do with myself. I pretty much can identified 100% with everything on this site. Does it make matters worse that I go to a liberal arts college in the PacNW? 😦 I fear so.

Hey, Guess what? I do the knitting for sweaters just like the ones that you posted. I also hand knit coats, leg warmers and even socks and mittens.
Everyone loves my concept! They pick out the sweater design they want to turn heads, together we find the yarn they want to feel soft while wearing and then I do the knitting. Simple as that!
I knit exactly to everyones measurements so that they get a true fit, not an off the rack fit!
Lots of lovely people have turned heads when they walk down the street, or walked into a crowded room. And why all this fuss about a sweater or other hand knitted item “because not all people are created equal”!
Like the idea of having a sweater that fits you? Contact me:lickstone@gmail.com

This article is absolutely mortifying to read and rings very true in my life. I have probably about 10+ sweaters (in my defense, I do live in northern Minnesota where it can get as cold as -40 degrees and probably averages around 0 in the winter). In fact, I am wearing a sweater right now; it is white and has pink, blue, and gray geese on it. Some other sweaters I own worth mentioning: a red one with a furry white dog on it (complete with a red bow), a very hot pink sweater with a butterfly, and a thick blue sweater that has the flags of the US, Canada, Britain, and Sweden on it. Of course, I also have a puke yellow cardigan which is pretty essential to my collection. I am known among my friends and around my college campus as the girl who wears the funny sweaters. My friend tried to convince me to have a sweater coming out party this year when it started to get cold. The item of clothing I am trying to find for this winter: can you guess what that might be? A sweater dress, of course! So I can wear it with tights and feel like a even bigger badass. One horror story I have: I had a really cool sweater with a deer in the middle, surrounded by a circle of hearts….my mom washed it and shrunk it! That was a hard day for me. One thing a sweater wearer must be knowledgeable about is how to wash their sweaters because otherwise they will not last long. What I recommend is not washing them more than I couple times a season. Another problem I have encountered: my friends like to steal my sweaters. They will come over to my house only wearing a tee shirt and they will ask to borrow a sweater. I, of course, lend them out and then spend months and months not seeing that sweater again. Sometimes I get sweater envy when someone else has a sweater that I not only want, but feel that I deserve. There is also nothing I like better than getting compliments on my sweaters. On the opposite side, one time I got really annoyed when my younger sister asked me to borrow a sweater for “Ugly Sweater Day” at her high school. I guess that is all I have to say about sweaters. Good, embarrassing article!

Here’s a thrift shop sweater story for ya (we call them op shops in Australia, at least in my part of it) – Just under ten years ago I saw a hideously ugly vinyl zip-up Adidas jacket that reminded me of the tracksuits my parents made us wear only a couple years before that to keep warm as we prepared for white-people sports, and bought it for like $5 as a joke. And wore it, also as a joke, which only a few people got. Fast forward a couple years and people were actually actively looking for those things in thrift shops, a while later Adidas started making them again and selling them $40 and upward. I was wearing – ironically – a too-small crappy old sports jacket thing before the thought to do so ever entered a hispter’s mind.

Either I singlehandedly brought those old school Adidas jackets back into fashion, or I was totally ahead of the curve and didn’t even know it. Being a white person and thus overly sure of the social significance of my dress habits I choose option A. Natch.

Oh and this line: “An old white person might combine this sweater with a button down shirt to provide himself or herself with valuable warmth in the winter months, ” for some reason is hilarious

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I could never figure out this “race” thing. Human race??? We just never divided it up into race when I grew up, only by country or so. But now I know. I am obviously white. I LOVE sweaters. Always carry one. Could of course be because I grew up where the weather changes often, also during the day, and I get cold very easily, so it was simply a must to carry a sweater. But I think it has more to do with the colour of my skin. Must be…

The sad thing is that I like a lot of there things, the hummus, bangs, all those specifics( even the deal on books, I remember recently buying some cheap books and being overly excited)about 75% on here etc, and I”m black. I never realized it, until I read these things on here. There’s got to be something wrong. Perhaps many of these things are sorta common in America…what do you think… or I could just have issues.

Okay, so, I had no idea i was THIS white lol. I have like twenty cardigans in my closet. From black to purple. From a little too small to wildly over-sized. It’s really an addiction. Every time I go shopping, the cardi’s are like a tractor beam.This is a battle I can not fight on my own

Listen to Admit It! by Say Anything. It’s an AWESOME song by and AWESOME band that describes these hipsters in witty,intelligent, catchy detail. They are, “vacuous soldiers of the thrift store gestapo!”

would you be willing to manufacture sweaters with genital-shaped bobbles on them?

and i’m pleased you are fully compliance and evaluated by Intertek – that’s definitely something i value in a sweater-manufacturer.

so you’re in bangladesh, right? sweet, so that means this should only cost me like ten bucks, right? and can i use my grandmother’s mastercard to pay for this? cuz i’m totally broke right now. there aren’t shit for jobs around here.

hey… actually… are you guys hiring? not in the factory, of course. i mean like administrative work. i can fax you my resume asap. do you guys offer benefits? health? 401k? how about some free sweaters?

You know what I love? I love the hispanics who try to be black by spending all their money on rims and stupid fucking Jesus-pieces. Another thing I love is black people trying to be white. Stick with me on this one because I know it sounds crazy…Anyone else bothered by the fact that Kanye West came out and started wearing Polo shirts and khakis? He’s paving the way for black people with money to start dressing like the white people they act like they despise so much…because “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”, right? Can I get an Amen my fellow “crackers”? So FUCK YOU SuperMex

So, I think this site in general is very clever and funny, but does anyone else think that making fun of clothing is a little bit too easy, and maybe has too much in common with a “what not to wear” episode? I mean, what could I actually wear as a white person (or as any person) and NOT be made fun of? Too common, too uncommon, made in China, made sustainably locally, copying someone else’s culture, too bourgeios, trying to be elitist, trying to NOT be elitist, too trendy, trying too hard to NOT be trendy, trying too hard to look “unmade”. Maybe I’m taking this too seriously, but could someone suggest something I could wear as a white person that wouldn’t enable someone to go, “OMG look at that, she’s SO white!”?

are you an educated middle class black? I think a lot of these things cross economic lines more than racial lines. Just like test scores do, in general. although what do I know? I’m just a white girl with a useless graduate degree…

Some good posts here about sweaters. I like crew neck sweaters and turtlenecks. For some good wool sweaters to keep you warm visit Sweater Shoppe online. Thay also have a thrift shop store for bargain priced sweaters and other thrift shop store type finds.

I laughed as I read this because I still tell the tale of my rummage sale find. A .50 cent teal cable knit cardigan, affectionately termed the grandma sweater by my friends, does indeed by these standards make me “white.” But really, who could pass up a .50 cent sweater?

Yes, definitely taking it to seriously. If there is any lesson to take from this site (which there probably isn’t) it is that we shouldn’t need seek approval / congratulations for every mundane choice that we make.

I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????

I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on things like essential sweaters.

Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)

Sweaters are useless most of the year in the Palm Springs area, where lighter clothing is a requirement to stay cool & ventilated in the triple digit fahrenheit heat. Americans are seen “not with it” for using the imperial units, not metric units system. Our weakness like kryptonite is to superman. +

The Cardigans are also a rock band (off-topic randomness) from either Ireland, Sweden or the “white” Neopagan god knows where. Oh, don’t tell TBN Christian channel about the pagans are running the Weather Channel. They have office meetings like rituals praising Thor, the Norse god of thunder and weather. +

Palm Canyon drive is vacated, El Paseo is expensive and all the indoor malls are empty, let alone our two outdoor malls: the former cesspool now the River at Rancho Mirage and the Gardens (ex-garbage dump site) in Palm Desert. All the cheap but trendy white shoppers are secretly going to “old town Indio”, a failed gentrification project but at least the shops are full. +

Minnesota winters: “It’s 20 below, but I’m going to walk 2 miles to the ice cream malt shop, hot fudge warns you up”.
California winters: “It’s 30 above, FROST WARNING. Put on a sweater and socks on your feet in bed tonight. ICE AGE ’09.”
New York winters: “A foot of snow, big deal…but for the yuppies, they already flew down to Florida in November”.
Winter record high in Fort Yukon, Alaska: 7 above F.
Winter record high in Hell, Cal. a mile east of Indio: 65 F. +

It’s the recession: sweaters are in, casual nudity optional out and heaters are turned off (save the earth, cut the gas, carbon footprint). The gas goes to their long, stressful & traffic-clogged freeway commutes. What about working at home, video-conferencing or “being your own boss”? These are the things white people like. +

Thrift store owners would love to read this? Pawn shops are next. Since when mini-marts come back in style? They bring down home values in neighborhoods. Makes homes more affordable for whities, there goes the neighborhood. +

Kathie Lee Gifford is so elite: She cried on live TV back in 1995 (?) after she “discovered” by a guest about sweat shop child labor made her trademark design clothing brand. OMG! People from back east called the west coast about it, and pppsss, quick, where is Honduras? or was it Salvador? +

(claps), thank you and may I ask is Scarlett aka double-personality disorder white racist still coming by the site? Nevermind, don’t forget to ban brainbooger, beg-a-thon and livedotorg while you’re at it. +

The rednecks are from a HOT climate, the humidity must raise the heat index to 120f on a 85f day. The Cal. desert is no better, but hey “it’s a dry heat”. I seen a few brave souls play a golf game in the Palm Springs country clubs last month at 115f, 50% humidity and strong sun peaking through clouds. Hot I tell ya, it drives me MAD. +

Central Mexico is 40 degrees cooler than the Cal. desert, the average summer temp. in Mexico City: 75F/20C at an elevation of 7,300 feet/2,100 meters. A mild climate alike L.A. or Miami, though it has serious smog and thin air for travelers landing in the airport to feel the altitude. +

Don’t worry, white people have had it up to here (above the screen) with the GOP. The Clintons have a home in the darkest part of Harlem (true), but the Bushes can’t have a home year-round in either Maine or Texas. Since who wants a man to bring shame to fellow Texans: the Dixie Chicks? +

I eat cheese-burgers (check) but not 3 times every day, likes an occasional Coors beer (I had Heineken before), don’t drive a car (takes the bus), and to read about things doesn’t have to be boring (read playboy for the “articles” or something). +

When can we get white men to wear a hat, jacket and suit again? In fact, everyone did before 1965 or from what my Mom born/raised in So.Cal. USofAmerica explained how it happened and her two boys born after 1980 wouldn’t have to. I thought a man can “speak for it” but she’s American. +

Was the lone suspect out of place in his new community? This is worse than the Korean student in Virginia Tech. The news media came to notice “Asians are going crazy now”. I knew someone on the internet from north of Philadelphia of Japanese descent (born/raised in NYC) and worries about her state of choice ranks 1st place in hate crimes, racist gangs or other activity. I thought PA was liberal, maybe in the Philadelphia area, but the city of Hazleton became an off-limits community for illegal immigrants when so many Latinos moved, because whites move to newly constructed homes and the local whites suffering from unemployment thought “they took our JABS”.+

Ritalin helps, chicken and stars soup, the V-chip protects them and a night-light. White parents can get away with psychological abuse, and they love to adopt non-white kids, whether from Zambia or Cambodia, and Watts or Harlem. +

I just looked at armendotcom and can only “tolerate” you for your racially different views: at first I was like this 0_o then I LOL’D! xD You need to check out #11: Asian girls, white people (esp. men) love to be near them. Over 15,000 replies so far, the right combo of topics like race and sex. +

Everyone can be a racist, white or black or brown, it don’t matter what color are you, as long you think people of your own color are “superior” than the other. Canada has its own ethnic issues, such as the Quebec separatism has a small fringe branch harrassing black people, immigrants and Jews in Montreal for quite some time. Anti-semitism in rural Quebec comes in forms of boogey-man like tales of gentile children go near synagouges and get snatched by rabbis. The ideology of anti-Semitism is universal: blacks, whites, Christians, Muslims, Asians, Latinos, in Quebec, in Russia, in France and in America (esp. on South Park, for example). +

Homeless people are numerous in the Palm Springs area, over 10,000 in the winter time when it’s nice and warm. Who wants to live in a multi-millionaire housing district to be swarmed by homeless men/women camping out on the bus stop bench or under a tree? I don’t get it. Some drifters love the idea of being in a city police/sheriff jail cell for a day or night: a bed, a meal, a shower…and a phone call, for free!+

I love that every image and video of you shows you in a cardigan! Amazing! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and wrote about ‘Draping Sweaters Over The Shoulder’ which is how rich people distinguish themselves from white people!

Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.

A jacket dumbshit. Or possibly a sweatshirt. I find all of these entries funny because they are all for the most part true. Especially this one. I’m pretty fuckin’ white in all aspects of the word. But I can laugh at myself. Quit trolling Douche.

Check out #118 “holiday sweater parties” for more handy uses of showing off your latest high-priced sweater to your so-called “friends” in the office/workplace. I always thought sweaters are meant to keep people warm from the winter cold, not to cost an arm & a leg to make yourself the center of attention. White people seem to hate the cold, do they head down to the Florida coasts or the Arizona desert for the holidays?

lol, this entry had me crying. I saw an old lady wearing a sweater with a raindeer on it last sunday and told my friend with me about this website, good laughs.
I’ve always hated sweaters with a passion, never understood the appeal. And have no clue why a person would wear one over a collared shirt, as seemed popular in the 1950’s.

I love your site. I’m such a big time white guy. I love pot, being a playboy with Sexy (not ugly) Asian Girls, travelling, hip hop, making people feel bad for not going outdoors, and basically everything you mentioned here. I also work for a wine distribution company (of all things!) called DT Asia in Beijing, China.
Also I’m French (don’t all white people LOVE the french and wish they could speak it?) and grew up as a multi-lingual child. I greatly enjoy being all International man of mystery, too.

I think this one is good, but as someone pointed out, sweaters are actually more linked to Bill Cosby than they are anyone else (and he’s black). Obviously that doesn’t really mean anything, but the point is that sweaters are hardly just a white-person thing.

I think if the article was about “sweater-themed parties,” then there would be a bit more of a white-distinction to it. Whities do love their sweater parties…

Can’t agree more. White people invented cardigans, and love to wear them. I’ve noticed black people wear them too, but that’s cultural blending. White people wore them in like the 20s.
Just like you see whites dressing black, you see blacks dressing white.
Cardigans are also a recent hip-hop trend, started by rappers who dress like white people.. Because the white fan-base of hip-hop has grown. And hip-hop has become SO mainstream.

The reason these sweaters are ultra thick is because they’re cabled, which means the stitches “Kriss Kross” each other. Hand-made crafts are way more expensive than store-bought, so I doubt you’d easely come by this bad azz sweater unless the owner didn’t appreciate the months, cost, and care put into it by the person who made it for them. This has got to put some kind of bad karma or frown from God on ungrateful sweaters-takers and you don’t want to be an accessory to their shame.

I hate cardi’s! These are another one of those items that Old Navy pimps out. That happy gay-looking black guy is right on cue in his cardigan (although he’s now a mannequin with his white mannequin friends). Did you write about mannequins yet?

White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.

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