September 7, 2012: A Depositor Freeroll on PokerStars. After being dealt some good hands and making some hard folds, 1 hour 48 minutes of labour is rewarded with 42c for finishing in 1,531st place. The moral of this story is threefold: NEVER rebuy in a freeroll, ever; multitask - so your time at the tables is not entirely wasted. And don't give up the day job.