Thank you Queerty and GC people. Even though you frequently annoy the hell out of me, I’m glad you exist. I hope you all have a happy, prosperous and healthy New Year filled with grace and major lotto wins.
Yeah, I know this isn’t a typical Queerty post – and I just want to compound how bad it is by extending the same wishes to a great number of Queerty commenters – many of whom I haven’t agreed with, but, nonetheless, I’ve learnt a lot from many people here in 2011.

There ya go, even the wretched sentiment of this time of year can’t prevent me from wishing everyone the very best for 2012.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go, get drunk and puke a river of vomit.