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New "H2" Poster

So here we've got the new poster for Rob Zombies' “H2”. Or is it “Halloween 2” now? I’m so confused.

And it isn’t just the title that is throwing me off at this point. Based on the preview we saw a couple weeks back I’m making the assumption that that is Michael’s mother in the background, played by site favorite Sheri Moon Zombie. And based on her stance if I was going to make a guess as to what’s going on here, I’d say little Mike is late for dinner and Deborah is pissed.

If I was Rob Zombie I would of put a speech bubble above her saying “Michael, your pork chops are getting cold!”. Mike is looking all bummed with his hoodie and just wants to hang out in the woods and burn ants with a magnifying glass. Parents, they just don’t understand. Hey Rob, if you want some help writing “H3”, you know where to find me!

I guess we won’t know if I’m correct till August 28th when “H2: Halloween 2, 2” hits theater. Until then let’s open this up to the readers, what do you guys think is going on here? Maybe Mama Myers found Mike’s Playboy stash and he’s about to be in a world of hurt?