Thursday, December 23, 2010

Poor Sheila Yabos, she has such a talent, yet she just can't seem to find happiness in bed! How very distraught we are to hear this. Because if a girl can't use a good ménage à trois (or 12) to help keep her love life together, what can she do?Maybe try that multiple-partner thing with a guy instead of with another girl?Nope. Didn't work, either.Which is weird, because Sheila loves girls—in every way! See, the real problemo here is that both Sheila (whose knockers are as fierce as her professional reputation) and her man ultimately both prefer same-sex lovin' when it comes to getting down.It's just that neither partner has really faced up to this fact—and with each other—until recently. And while every rag in town is hell-bent on trying to find out who, exactly, was the other person who busted up her Hollywood domestic life, it really wasn't one person at all.This is simply a very beautiful couple who tried to make it work, but, ultimately, discovered they were just wired differently—particularly in bed.Shame, too. Because Sheila has no intention of disclosing to the public the fact that she sometimes prefers girls. So, get ready for a whole host of new man-beards to be trotted out. In fact, it's already beginning.Sheesh, doesn't Hollywood know bearding is so not worth the pain it ends up causing?No. This town never learns.And It Ain't: Blake Lively, Jennifer Carpenter, Sandra Bullock

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I know this is 2 days late so this BV has already been discussed elsewhere, and there are possibly eliminations already (we'll get to them today).

First off this sounds like ScarJo. However, TEd has said in the past that Ryan Reynolds is a rare 100% straight guy in Hollywood.Also thought of Christina Aguilera... but she supposedly was already a BV, years ago, according to Ted.

I really think this is Halle Berry."she has such talent", "fierce knockers" "fierce professional rep", "a very beautiful couple", "new man-beard being trotted out". It ALL fits her to a tee, and she hasn't been a vice yet as far as we know.

ok i joined just to comment on this one.i have three guesses though i do agree that it could be halle but here r some otherscharlize theron and stuart townsendrachel weisz and darren aronofskyliz hurley and hubby

There is no way this is Christina because she is on the list of celebs Ted has said have definitely been Blind Vices. So Sheila can't be her.

On the day this Vice was posted, in the Bitch Back Ted answered this question about Scarlett,

Dear Ted:Who would you like to see Scarlett Johansson with? Who would be a good match for her??—Lynn

Dear Matchmaker:Scarlett needs a Jim Toth kind of guy in the end. But if I were to pick someone for a rebound, why not ex-flame Justin Timberlake? Those two were hot back in the day! Am I going to be on the naughty list for saying that?

I think Ted's answer is very telling. Jim Toth is Reese Witherspoon's fiancee. If Reese Witherspoon really is Shafterella Shoshstein, we know from the July '09 BV that she likes ti get with ladies every now and then. So maybe Ted is implying Scarlett will need a guy who lets her fool around with girls on the side? He also suggests that Scarlett should be paired with Justin Timberlake. For years there have been rumors that Jessica Biel, Justin's girlfriend, is bisexual and that she and Justin have an open relationship, or that Jessica is actually dating Justin's lesbian cousin and that he's just bearding for her. So, Ted's comment could be referring to Scarlett needing to get with a guy who will allow for an open relationship or beard.

Then there are the AIA's... Blake Lively and Sandra Bullock have both been costars of Ryan. Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall announced their divorce the same day Scarlett and Ryan announced theirs.

I think this could fit Halle Berry, but I don't see how the AIA's could be connected to her in any way. And when I hear about an actress being "famous" for her boobs, I think Scarlett, not Halle. It also says Scarlett's boobs are as fierce as her career, but while Scarlett's career has been "fierce" for years, it's been a long time since Halle was in a hit movie.

This could also fit Carey Mulligan/Shia, I think, but I don't think anyone would say that about her boobs because she doesn't really have any. But her career is definitely fierce.

Ted says her "knockers are as fierce as her professional reputation," not her career which makes me think this is someone who has been scandal-free. Vanessa Hudgens is out. I'm liking the Halle guess more and more...

I didn't realize Christina was previously known to have a vice. Hadn't seen the Halle guess and it definitely fits especially the part about the guy not really mattering. He mostly makes news only when he's dating someone more famous. I do agree with Savannah though, that Halle hasn't really done any big movies in awhile. I do think Halle has a rep about her boobs though. Remember all the buzz about her topless scenes in Swordfish and Monster's Ball? The only doubt I have is that she is an Oscar winning actress and I wouldn't say her boob completely define her appeal-they are just a big part of it. Haha.

The one things that makes me think this is Ryan and Scarlett is this comment in the blind "And while every rag in town is hell-bent on trying to find out who, exactly, was the other person who busted up her Hollywood domestic life, it really wasn't one person at all." This was a big thing with Scarlett and Ryan, there was much speculation about another party involved, but they kept insisting that it was due to their work schedule for the reason for the split.

When Ted eliminated Kate Winslet, he implied Sheila is along the same caliber/status. Also, he basically said the husband either isn't really famous or won't be for long. So, Scarlett Johannsen doesn't make sense (since Ryan Reynolds is obviously famous and will continue to be). I like Halle Berry for this one so far.

Hmmm, I thought of Xtina right away, did not realize she's been a Vicer already. It can't be Scarlett, Ted would never say that Ryan ultimately does not matter. I think the Australian slang may be a hint here that yes, the actress in question is Australian, or maybe foreign and English speaking. And this is recent breakup, as he mentions that the bearding is already beginning. Halle has been broken up for awhile, hasn't she? Liz Hurley is known for her boobs. I think I like that guess best. Also not a famous husband.

If Kate Winslett/Sam Mendes was considered a good guess, what about Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky? She's a high caliber actress and he's a high caliber director, they broke up recently, she is foreign, and he is famous but not famous enough to be given a BV.

Still, all of the AIA's point to Scarlett and Ryan, I think. I can't imagine Ted calling a person "not important", so maybe that was a clue.

Hmm... a nice riddle to ponder at Xmas time! Xtina fits due to her husband not being important and in some ways Scarlett fits too (as others have indeed noted). Although Hordac like your Liz Hurley guess. She may just be famous enough for Ted to feature and there have been no reports as to why she and her ex split. She has amazing boobs and she's been "on" with that idiot Aus cricketer Shane Warne. Google him and you'll see his loooong history of fooling around with other women and SMS-ing habit. The UK & AUS press love him for this reason. Aus men idiolise him for his cricket talent. His wife put up with it for ages (it's funny what one puts up with when one's partner is famous, has lotsa $$ and you live an amazing lifestyle) and has now seemingly had enough. For the many non-Aus contributors, think of someone really really popular and iconic in your major sports who can't stop cheating on his wife and he's in the same ballpark. Warne would be totally irrelevant to Ted and most media agencies. If this is Liz, she's a fool. Lainey put it perfectly asking "in a year's time would it be worth it Liz"?

This is definitely Liz Hurley - she has the boobs and the Aussie reference, and her husband isn't famous, and hasn't really had any other scandals previously, the media here has been going crazy with speculation about whether she cheated with Shane (Aussie cricket - absolute scumbag) there's been twitter flirting etc for months. Apparently the divorce is going to get ugly too.

Scarlett is a good guess except that Ted says her ex isn't important, really. Would he say that about Ryan Reynolds? Don't think so. Plus, he always talks about Ryan Reynolds being one of Hwood's only 100% straight actors. This guy is at least bi.Liz Hurley has the boobs, but does she have the talent? And does anyone in the US care that much about her breakup? I hadn't heard about it. Plus, would Ted be calling her ex part of a "very beautiful" couple? He was rich, but not beautiful. This has got to be Halle. She is a talented actress, as stated in the blind. She has a fierce prof rep. She has a famous set. Her ex is without argument beautiful. And she's been trotting out her new guy very visibly. Halle. Open and shut.

Plus, this blind is not about a breakup due to cheating- it's about a breakup due to two people denying being gay to themselves. So even if Liz Hurley cheated w this cricket player, that would not hint towards this blind.

Actually Ashley, you make a lot of sense. The only thing is, we must verify that Halle is not already top suspect for another blind, and that Ted had never confirmed, that in fact she's a bv.

That being said, there were VERY STRONG rumours going on when Halle finally dumped her loser husband, and was filming the horrendous cat woman, she was then rumoured to be sharing her rented house with another woman, her lover at the time. People thought that Halle turned to other team because of all the abusive schmucks she had married.

As for Aubry, the guy is from here, and we have our Village, the gay one that is, and Gabriel is well liked. However, this is Montreal, and all hang at the Village for the great restaurants. Would rather not start rumours.

But the first one who guessed Halle, has it right: especially about the beautiful couple, and unfortunately, Gabriel is almost already forgotten in Hollywood after Halle ended their relationship.

One thing that bothers me about the Halle guess: her relationship with Oliver Martinez looks really hot, very sexual. Seen the photos on Lainey's site? Those two are doing it to each other. Often. Here's what I mean:

Good one, thinking of Halle & Gabriel. Could have something there. Zut Alors (that's my tres mal Francais for your benefit Rita, I'm not saying it to you!)agree there's no way Olivier Martinez is gay. He is one hot-blooded guy. Anyone who has seen the movie'Unfaithful' with him & Diane Lane in it knows what I'm referring to. He is so hot he absolutely put Richard Gere in the shade. He also has a very well-documented history with the ladies. Not a bearding set-up this one.

Oliver is well known also for being too much of a womanizer, had cheated often on Kylie Minogue. Makes me a bit sad for Halle, for if this relation is true, it seems she keeps on falling for sleezy men who at the end abuse her sweet nature.

Back to Johansson?

btw, people keep on saying that Ryan is 100% heterosexual... It seems to me that in the past year he has been leading the other way.

Who else with amazing knockers would work?

Not Aranofsky. for sure. another known womanizer. Rachel Weiz does not have feirce knockers either.

Didn't also that red head from Silence of the Lambs also separate from her director husband: Julianne Moore?

The Yabos in Sheila would surely fit her more: saggy boobs. not meant to be mean, sorry.

Great professional reputation. Check.Thinking outside the box as for the Kate Winslet guess. Check.

This could still be Christina Aguilera. When someone asked Ted if she had a BV, he said yes but that it was ages ago. It's entirely possible that her BV was written before Ted started giving them names.

I agree Steph, can't rule her out yet. I am all over the place on this one right now! Like Rita said, knowing if she has kids would be a great help, and maybe clarifying Christina's situation. I like her best if we can get some clarity with her BV status.

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So far Halle is the best guess. And she can't be ruled out because Olivier might not be gay. It never says anywhere in the blind about her NEW beard being gay, just the man she used to be with. And not knowing anything about Gabriel I guess he can fit that part of the blind. Particularly the part about not mattering, he's already forgotten.

Hmmm! This one is a toughie! I want to go with Scarlet- I like the last name tie in and the "known breast" mention. When you think of women that are known for their breasts who comes to mind? I think Scarlet, Kim K., Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, & Pam Anderson. I just asked my husband who he thinks of (about celebrities known for their breasts) and he listed some of the above and Halle Berry. Much to my surprise! See, I just don't think of her like that- even though she does have a killer body!

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As far as the Scarlett Johanssen and Ryan Reynolds guesses go, the "It's just that neither partner has really faced up to this fact—and with each other—until recently" line about both partners in the blind being gay does provide enough wiggle room for Ted to say that the reason he said Ryan was straight in the past was because Ryan wasn't admitting it even to himself.

If somebody is trying to convince even themselves that they're truly straight and aren't hooking up with the same sex or discussing their feelings with anybody because they're in denial, it's not like the person would be leaving any hints that could get leaked to a gossip columnist.

In other words, I don't think that the fact that Ted said Ryan is straight in the past is enough to rule him out. That Ted said that the guy wasn't that important does steer it away from Ryan and Scarlett, but to me it doesn't seem like enough to definitively rule them out.

Hordac - my keys are bilingual! You can add it to your language choices in laptop or PC Configuration Options: héhé, allô and mère!

misswendy - Don't think that Ted would ever touch his colleagues, for often, they supply him with the blinds. Which brings me to...

The person who had guessed Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry: where else would Ted make that guess if Kim K. hadn't told him about it. Kim K. needs a hunky man to tag along and call him «Boyfriend», one that she preferably sleeps with, and I think Gabriel did not want to...

Just a theory, but I've said it before: Ted gets his blinds from his colleagues. For example, how would he know about what goes on behind the scenes with certain TV casts, if the only person who has complete access behind the scenes is Kristen, «The TV Godess».

And someone else pointed to the fact, that even if Halle and Oliver have tremendous sexual energy, she would still defintely fit the «no intention of disclosing this fact... and a whole whost of new man-beards to be trotted out».

I say this bv is Halle and Gabriel. For who else would not matter in the end than a Gabriel Aubry to a Halle Berry!

Didn't Halle and Gabriel break up months ago? If so, why does the Blind say "And while every rag in town IS hell-bent on trying to find out who, exactly, was the other person who busted up her Hollywood domestic life" and not "WERE hell-bent"? Do the "rags" still care about finding out who messed up their relationship? Haven't they moved on to figuring out who caused the latest set of break ups? Ted posted this BV right after he posted about Ryan and Scarlett's break up and how it isn't either of their faults. And then he repeated the same sentiment in the BV.

Ted said Kate Winslett was a very good guess. After seeing this, I definitely think Rachel Weisz is a good candidate for this BV, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/26/daniel-craig-and-rachel-weisz-new-couple_n_801342.html . Just like Kate, Rachel is A-list, has famous film director ex, same age range, etc. And isn't Daniel Craig rumored to be gay? It would explain the "host of new man-beards" comment, since Ted may have known this new couple was about to "debut".

Tyra was the first name that jumped to mind, mostly because of the "fierce" bit, the breasts, and the "not important" boyfriend. However, I did a little bit of googling, and I can't find anything that says she broke up with her boyfriend.

Halle Berry seems to be the best guess, especially since the "man beard" has already been trotted out (Olivier Martinez).

Savannah - Rachel, Halle and Kate Winslet are all on the same level of famous/serious actresses, so is my other guess, Julianne Moore.

However, you have pointed to it yourself, can't be Rachel, for Daniel is rumoured to be gay. Also, would like to add an important point: Rachel's husband is ARANOFSKY! forgive my excitement, but that dude matters today more than ever: he will be nominated for tons of Oscars for his movie «The Black Swan». So he does matter. A lot.

That is why the Kate Winslet was a close hint: serious actress, oscar winner, after her breakup, she trotted out a French hottie.

So has Halle Berry.

But unike Kate, and Rachel, who are married to award winner directors, Halle's ex would not matter in the end.

Hope am not being too tough protecting my guess. This one actually hurts the ego, for you know, Gabriel in not only Canadian, but he is a fellow Montrealer, and really, would rather not admit that in all honesty, at the end, when talking about Aubry, people will say, oh yeah... didn't he used to date Halle for a second?

Rita: I want to extend your logic. First of all, "yabos" (or "yabbos" as it's more commonly spelled) isn't exclusively African slang for boobs. I'm the whitest guy I know, and I've used that slang term for decades. In all that time, I've never heard a black man use it.

But let's say that you're right and go with that. You're creating a connection of African -> Jo'burg -> ScarJo. There's a much, much more obvious interpretation of this that I'm surprised everyone missed: where is Charlize Theron from?

As for the other half of the monicker, everyone's taking "Sheila" to be Aussie slang. No insult, Caz, but in the circles that Ted travels in (the Hollywood side, not the gay side), the name is, shall we say, more characteristically Jewish.

The lesson here: don't look too deeply into interpretations, because someone can and will find things to contradict you. Ted did say the names were significant, but they're not necessarily that significant.

I think Rita's ide about asking if Sheila has kids or not is also a good way of narrowing it down.

Also for those who said Olivier Martinez wouldn't beard, who says he knows he's bearding Ted said that the BV is in to straight sex too, hence the 3-ways and plus may be doing the 3-ways with Olivier who I could totally see being in to that sort of thing.

am really starting to like Charlize for this although I still think there are a lot of others that fit too. Ted is using a very old story on the Butter Pussy blind, and he could be doing that here too (since Charlize and Stuart Townsend broke up months ago and is not exactly current news). Her fame is on par with Kate Winslet's although I'm not entirely convinced that is what Ted was getting at in his response-I think he meant it in a more general way.

I think Halle fits too. One way we might distinguish them is to find out how long this couple was together. I think Charlize and Stuart were together 10 years?

The Spie: I'm Jewish and have travelled in the "Jewish circles" you refer to and can confirm that Sheila is most certainly NOT a "characteristically Jewish" name.

In fact, just an FYI, there are barely any "characteristically Jewish" names left since names such as Rachel, Joshua, Esther, David which, in the past, were considered "characteristically Jewish" have now been embraced by the general populace. So let's not go there, shall we? :)

Just an FYI for the ScarJo guess:1) There are pics of her looking with absolute LOVE at Natalie Portman during an interveiw for "The Other Boleyn Girl". Many mags commented on it.

2) ScarJo had that uncomfy and super staged lesbian kiss with Sandra Bullock right after the Jesse James scandal.

3) Ted saying "He's really not that important, in the end." may not allude to the fact that the hubby doesn't matter, but that it's not about him as Sheila likes girls.

4) Halle and Gabriel were always referred to as a "beautiful couple" and Gabriel made a point of saying the relationship was ending b/c he was noticing other women (which just strikes me as a BIZARRE, hurtful, and unnecessary thing to say...which makes me think he only said it to affirm a shaky hetero status).

5) Halle said her and Gabriel weren't a "love match". However, that being said...I don't get a gay vibe from Halle AT ALL. I do from ScarJo though.

6) Charlize was seen a little bit ago getting very cozy with Keanu amid speculation of a romantic hookup which could be the trotting out beard rumor.

@I- I was thinking about the Keanu pics that surfaced right after Charlize and Stuart broke up too! And since there have been gay rumors surrounding him for years, it makes that guess feel even more solid to me.

I kinda still like the Liz Hurley guess too. She was with that horndog Hugh Grant for so many years, and I'm sure he would've loved it if she wanted to include some extra ladies in their fun time. Could her lack of interest in his man parts have been the thing that drove him into the arms of that classy LA prostitute?? ;)And although she has had some acting roles and I thought she was mostly charming in them, prior to that she was mainly known for her kick-ass body and modeling. Hmmmmmm........

"Fierce" talent does seem to point more to Oscar winners like Charlize and Halle, though. I'll send a couple questions to Ted regarding her relationip (kids/no kids? married/not married, etc?) I already spammed him about some other blinds that I thought for sure he would answer and he froze me out once again. I might have to trot out my cats to get a response from him, but my cats feel that would be beneath them.

Love your holiday wishes for 2011, hordac, I couldn't agree more!! Let's keep those sheets (relatively) clean this year!!! Also, thanks to the sisters for all the time you put in here.

Thank you Princess Tiff, and back at you, back at all of you ladies and gents.

One thing hit me for Charlize Theron, is that after breaking up with Stuart T., she was «caught» flirting with that Jeremy Renner guy, who is strongly rumoured to be gay. It was right after he took Jessica Simpson out on a few dates, around the time his movie was nominated for an oscar...

That being said, Charlize would certainly fit, and we know how patient Ted is before posting his bvs, except for the fierce knockers: has anyone seen Reindeer Games with Ben Affleck? She is topless in one scene (calm down Spie), and her boobs, in my opinion, were nothing spectacular. Halle however... And ScarJo.

What Charlize has inherited from Stuart were the dogs though, not Halle, no dogs that we know of, because of her constant travelling. That could be a hint, other than kids, that we could work on getting from Ted.

Has Susan Sarandon been a BV before? Huge knockers, fierce reputation, trotting out that young guy ping pong recently and the fact that there is no mention of marriage just 'domestic life'. Just a thought.

I forgot all about the Keanu pics. That is a very good point. Seems to me, too, (sorry if it's already been mentioned) the thing that I think rules out Liz Hurley is the part that says all the rags are trying to figure out who broke up the marriage. I don't think there is a question of that with Liz's divorce. Have we made any connections to the AIAs yet?

I have LUSTED after Keanu since his Bill & Ted days. Point Break = totally awesome movie dudes. I refuse to believe he is gay even when presented with possibly plausible "evidence" :) Stuart Towsend is somewhat irrelevant - to think he was Aragorn in LOTR before a twist of fate saw (drool) Viggo Mortensen take over the helm.

Lesbian here... I do think it's possible that Halle and Charlize could be interested in women to some extent, but for some reason I have a feeling Sheila is mean to be Scarlett... I don't think it's a coincidence that this Blind was posted right after Ted posted an item about Ryan and Scarlett's break up. It seems to me that Ted resents celebrities who beard and tries to make the bearding blinds more obvious.

Also, am I just looking for things, or are these potential hints... "Threesome Finish Off Her Relationship"... Scarlett was in Vicki Cristina Barcelona, which had the famous Scarlett/Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz threesome storyline... "man-beards to be trotted out..." One of Scarlett's first movie roles was in The Horse Whisperer...

An aside - Jeremy Renner's gay? ^%$#&&*& Who's left? Maybe it would be easier to start a list of guys in Hollywood who aren't gay? Btw does anyone think Ted is projecting? Like he wants some of these people to be gay in the off chance they were interested in him?Off the top of my head we've got (gay or bi) - Jake, Taylor Lautner, Rob Pattz, Alexander Skarsgard, Jeremy Renner, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, John Travolta... There's ten Hollywood bombshells but I'm sure the list is waaaaayy longer if I wanted to go through all the old blinds.

Also the 'Sheila' thing. Ted's had 3 'Sheila's' before. They are/believed to be SMG, Natalie Portman and Faye Dunaway. They are 'no organised religion', jewish and catholic. All 3 are American, though Portman was born in Israel.Maybe a name is just a name?

Wow, to I. I am so impressed I understood what you wrote! I'm so much better with written French than spoken because I can take my time with it. 10 years of French in school and its disgraceful how I am not any better for it. I'm Toronto born and raised so I don't get much exposure other than channels 12 and 13 ha ha... I sometimes test myself and watch the French channels to see how much I can understand. I always disappoint myself...C'est la vie! Bonne annee (missing accent and all). I am sure Rita is laughing out there somewhere!

Kate 16: Ted is not projecting. Have you ever read any of the original Hollywood Wives books from Jackie Collins? Read her old ones only, they are all based on true stories. The characters< names of course, as well as any direct hint to who they might be, have been tweeked.

The link as to why I'm saying this? The Casting Couch. Don't matter in that business if you are gay or straight, to get some parts, unless you BLOW the socks off the director during your interview/read, you will have to go through the Casting Couch. A sad reality, that it seems, even women in powerful positions in that business, apply to their every-day dealings. Yep, even a female Casting Director, would make you go through the casting couch. That is reality.

So Kate 16, all of these men are not necessarily gay, but have gone through the casting couch with same-sex casting directors or others, and Ted had gotten wind of it.

That is why I don't think he might be projecting: he had stated loud and clear his attraction to one Sam Worthington (which I really, really share!) and had loudly confirmed that this one is straight out straight!

Also, he had often answered questions in Bitch Backs and confirmed that George Clooney is straight. Which Lainey Gossip disagrees with. Every gossip site has their "Tips" from different insiders.

That being said, my top guess would be Halle Berry, second SacrJo.

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I just wanted to mention that a few days ago, Kim K. posted something on Twitter about "girls liking guys who like other guys" or something to that effect. Of course, I cant find that tweet anymore. I should've posted here when I first saw it, but I thought of this blind as soon as I read it! She did end things with Gabriel Aubry very quickly, even for Kim standards.

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Dear Ted:For Sheila Yabos, is it Rachel Weisz? Am I close? Happy new year to you and the A.T. staff. Thanks for providing gossip fun. Hope this year brings you love and happiness.—k_connor

Dear New Year's Sugar:Same to you, sweetheart! But you must make it a resolution this year to get more stealth in your Vice guessing—you couldn't be further from the truth. Think less dark, more ambitious and definitely more slutsville.

Sheila is "less dark" than Rachel Weisz... That rules out Halle Berry and Vanessa Hudgens... My front runner is still Scarlett, though Charlize still kind of fits. So does Carey Mulligan, especially the "more ambitious" part. But Scarlett has the boobs, the beauty, the ex who was the other half of her beautiful couple, the fierce career, the ambition, and the slutsville sexier roles and low cut dresses.

I just don't see Ryan Reynolds fitting as being gay though usually you hear stuff like with Jake, and you dont' with Ryan. I'm thinking more Charlize. Darn I relly thought it was Halle. Wish he'd answer a question about if Sheila has kids or was actully married.

Lainey: Mich - Scarlett is not gay. Ryan Reynolds is not gay. They broke up because Scarlett's young and still stupid and the marriage died. I imagine when a marriage dies, the married people no longer interest each other in the bedroom.

@a: Someone correct me if I'm wrong on this, but I'm pretty sure it was Ryan Gosling in today's BBs not Ryan Reynolds. I'm not saying this is ScarJo necessarily, since I'm liking some of the more recent guesses more. But to date, Ryan Reynolds is not confirmed to have a BV, is he?

I don't see how she would be considered "slutsville" but in an article about Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift, Ted brought up Reese Witherspoon and said she is ambitious. She is not as dark as Rachel Weisz and is, award-wise, on the same playing field as Kate Winslet.

Man, before this site, Reese had me totally fooled with her talking about going to church on Sunday, and letting her then 8 year-old daughter showing her bellybutton in a bathing suit. A really good actres!

Sometimes Lainey is wrong! She actually promoted the Jake and Taylor relationship as "real". Charlize is no way "slutsville" in the way that Scarlett is. And no way can it be Carey M- she has ZERO sex appeal...So , I am leaning towards Scarlett as the top guess.

I really think this is Scarlett. I don't think it's a coincidence he talked about Scarlett/Ryan in the Bitch Back the day this Blind was posted, then posted an item about them immediately after it was posted. The blind says, "every rag in town IS hell-bent on trying to find out who, exactly, was the other person who busted up her Hollywood domestic life." If it was a breakup that wasn't recent, wouldn't he have said "have been" instead of "is"? Is implies it was going on at present when this Blind was posted. On Datalounge someone posted about how years ago, before he was famous, Ryan hit on his male friend.

Seeing "Kevin Connelly for the man beard" gave me a EUREKA moment. Maybe Kevin Connelly is Rusty Busty! He fits all of the clues, especially the one about Piven being a close guess, he's never been married, and he hangs out with Leo Dicaprio a lot. I checked the list and Ted confirmed that Kevin has been a BV.

The only way Scar-Jo could fit is if Ted meant that the man (Ryan Ryenolds) doenst matter in the end ... of the relationship. Some people are interpreting that bit to mean that the husband isn't a big, or important celebrity. If that is the case then this isn't Scarlett. I was trying to find that BB where Ted said that husband didn't matter but I can't seem to find it

@Kristin: That's exactly what I believe as well...that maybe Ted saying "he doesn't matter in the end" means that the bust-up really has nothing to do with Ryan in the end...it's about Scarlett's needs.

On the other hand, I just read something interesting a few days ago. There is a rumeur that one of Harvey Weinstein's ... ugh ... proteges ... ended up winning an AA. People were initially saying that Gwyneth Paltrow "serviced" him for the role in Shakespear in Love but I read somewhere (forget where) that it actually turned out to be Charlize Theron and not GP. GP doesn't need to do that as she is in real tight with the bigwigs in Hollywood (Powerful parents and Speilberg is her godfather). Charlize, OTH, not so much. If true and Charlize did service the disgusting Harvey W for her part in Monster, then that is pretty slutsville in a different sort of way.

Tara, I know the Harvey W blind. It is vomitous. When I read it, it truly ruined my mood for a few days. Not specifically the sex - since there are tons of people who like having orgies (whatever) - but that he treated her like a desperate whore and that she was game for it..and his wife stays with him. They are all just trash in my book.

Scarlett would be considered "slutsville" for sleeping with Benicio del Toro in a hotel elevator the night of the Oscars (the year he won Best Support. for Traffic), NOT because she posed nude with TOM FORD (said gay fashion designer). Hell, I'd pose nude with Tom Ford any day of the week and I am no slut. Yum. He's in my Top 5 fo sho, I don't care if he would never ever want to sleep with me. Whatever.

I'm also jumping on the train saying Ted's remark that the husband/boyfriend/man doesn't matter in the end means the blind really has nothing to do with him. That was my take. And I don't think this blind has anything to with the hub/bf because he doesn't even have a moniker.

It would surprise me that Ryan is full-on gay, though. And Ted doesn't necessarily say that either ARE gay gay, does he? Just that they like/prefer same sex fun.

Lori--Yes, Lainey can be wrong! But did she really say the Jake/Taylor relationship is real? I read her religiously (way more than Ted these days), and I don't believe she's said that. She basically won't talk about Jake like she talks about Travolta/Crazy Cruise (GMD--Gay Midget Dwarf) because she has said many times that she really doesn't know. She's never gotten confirmation from her own sources that Jake is in fact gay.

I--On another note..."I'm Jewish and have travelled in the "Jewish circles" you refer to and can confirm that Sheila is most certainly NOT a 'characteristically Jewish' name" is the funniest shit I've read all day. Thank you for that!

"Dear Ted:While reading the blind about Sheila Yabos, I couldn't help but notice similarities between her and Shafterella Shoshstein. I got to wondering what Shafterella has been up to? Is she still up to her old tricks, or has she settled down? Do she and Sheila run in the same circle?—Tiff

Dear Sneaky Sexies:Nope, Sheila and Shafterella run in different crowds. Let's just say you have a lot more to worry about with Ms. Yabos. The babe is on the verge of spiraling out of control. Not at all the case with Shafterella."

I know we ruled her out because Ted said she was a BV a long time ago, but this comment in yesterday's Bitchback, "The babe is on the verge of spiraling out of control" plus this post http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b221425_did_christina_aguilera_get_wasted_pass.html about how Christina is drinking too much and how it mentions Christina hungout at the Abbey, a famous LA gay bar, I'm starting to think Sheila is Christina. They're names rhyme! There were lots of rumors about her and Samantha Ronson and she fits most of the other clues. I still think the "boobs" and "fierce career" better fit Scarlett, but maybe the "This is simply a very beautiful couple who tried to make it work" line is a clue pointing to Christina's most famous single, Beautiful.

With the new info about the brewing custody battle between Halle and Gabriel, I am wondering if Ted has a heads up about some not so nice accusations from the Aubry camp...like that Halle is a jealous hypocritical shrew who has hired a private detective. I know that there have been insinuations for a long time that she her romantic failures are not just due to picking ill-suited partners.

@Savannah...But at the same time, I agree Xtina is still a good guess even though someone said she was notted. Is it possible she got a new moniker? I am still unclear about how/when/if he retires names...and tells the truth about it ;-)

"Dear Ted:I'm glad to hear that Darren Aronofsky is Vice free, but your comment about him "wrangling the crazies" gave me pause. Is Rachel Weisz one of said "crazies." She seems really smart and cool, but what do I know? Also, is Sheila Yabos Australian? I can't think of an Aussie actress who fits the bill, but the moniker makes me think she is. —Emily

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Dear Vicing Around:‘Cause she sounds like sort of a fisty barroom broad? Nope. No Australian blood in this Vice. Think American-born, though with lineage from another country."

Charlize was born in South Africa, so this rules her out. Christina and Scarlett are still in the running. Christina's dad was born in Ecuador and Scarlett's Dad is Danish.

"Dear Ted:I'm glad to hear that Darren Aronofsky is Vice free, but your comment about him "wrangling the crazies" gave me pause. Is Rachel Weisz one of said "crazies." She seems really smart and cool, but what do I know? Also, is Sheila Yabos Australian? I can't think of an Aussie actress who fits the bill, but the moniker makes me think she is.—Emily

Dear Vicing Around:‘Cause she sounds like sort of a fisty barroom broad? Nope. No Australian blood in this Vice. Think American-born, though with lineage from another country."

After thinking about this a bit longer i realize something doesn't add up. Today he said all the "Friends" have BVs (except Lisa Kudrow) but on 1/18 he said Jen was still Vice free. Since 1/18 there haven't been any new female BVs introduced??

That BB question was mine. I was happy to get an answer but now I have noooo idea who this could be as I was sure it was Scarlett... I think he have to think less A-list. Could be Xtina but her ex was fugly and she is upposed to already have a BV.

I was sure this was Scarlett... Sheila better not be Christina, since Ted clearly states in the Vice that Sheila is trying to hide the fact that she "likes girls sometimes" and in the past Christina has said she's bisexual.

What about Robin Wright? She's blonde, has kids, in the same age-range and league as Winslett and Rachel Weisz, and broke up with Sean Penn recently... But that would mean Sean prefers men, which I can't really see.

if Ted hadn't said Sheila has kids I think this could be Olivia Wilde. Sexy persona, naturally a blonde, announced her divorce from her non-famous husband shortly after this blind was posted. The other day there was a question about Olivia dating Bradley Cooper and Ted said that out of Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling and Cooper Olivia would most-likely date Cooper, who Ted insinuates is gay. The poster also asked if Olivia has a vice and Ted didn't answer but insinuated that both she and Bradley do.

Have we officially ruled out Halle Berry? 'Dark' could refer to some of her roles, like Monster's Ball, and she has kids...

"Dear Ted:Looks like Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged! You gotta tell me, are there any Vices with this duo?—Lyn

Dear Here Comes to Blind:Of course there are, L! Well, really just the one: Halle's! But don't be too disappointed ‘cause H-babe has a surprisingly juicy Vice. Hmm, wonder if the future groom is in on the secret yet or whether it'll be a post-I Do shocker. Here's hoping the former."

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