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A returning to Boston after years away, remembers the wonderful seafood. He tells the cabbie. “You know what I really want? I want scrod? Take me to where I can get scrod.” The cabbie looks perplexed. The man picks up on this. “Haven’t you ever heard of scrod?” “Sure” the cabbie replies “but never in the pluperfect subjunctive.”

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