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Thursday's GOP debate in Detroit opened with Donald Trump boasting about the size of his penis. And it only got wilder from there, with Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio taking turns attacking the Republican frontrunner. Here are the best lines from the debate:

Trump, on his penis: "I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee you."

Rubio, on Trump's business acumen: "Trump Steaks is gone. You've ruined these companies."

Cruz: "Trump in 2008 wrote four checks to elect Hillary Clinton as president."

Rubio, on Trump: "When you have a chance to help the American worker, you're making your clothes overseas and you're hiring your workers from overseas."

'There no problem down there" isn't "bragging". Now, if he would have said "It's huuuuuuuuuuuge", maybe.

Mighty Dorkus

Mar 4, 2016 12:35 PM CST

How's this ticket for 2016: Donald Trump/Ted Nugent

jwwinner

Mar 4, 2016 10:30 AM CST

Trump is bringing back manufacturing ??? But the Chinese workers making 50 cents a day making his shirts and ties? No, they can stay. No problem. Trump will place a 35 % tax on goods coming from Mexico and Central American countries. First of all, no President can levy taxes. Even if he could, the sticker price on an avocado would suddenly be $2.30 and a pound of bananas would set you back five bucks. There are hundreds of industries in Mexico and Central/South America that have trade agreements with this country. Texas alone does a billion a year just with Mexico. Trade with Cuba is about to commence again after 6 decades. The big hoteliers and airline carriers are waiting at that gate. Trump is the most clueless... absolutely CLUELESS ... person to ever run for the Presidency.