“Abs are for people with no friends. I don’t do the ab thing. I’ve even had them once, actually, for a film, and they were always covered up. I just said to myself, ‘Well, I’ll just never do that again.’ That was a waste of time.”

Eric Bana — who is ever so good in “Funny People” and should use his real Aussie accent more on screen — warns six-pack swooners to look elsewhere for their fix.