My family moved to the house they live in now when I was ten. On one action-packed day in May we went from a small house with a backyard that was parallel to a major road in bustling suburbia, to a home with no streetlights in sight and a yard that seemed to go on for ages, at least in the eyes of a ten-year-old.

The following summer we planted a garden, with no comprehension of just how prolific cucumber plants could be. When we reached the point of having one-hundred cucumbers in our refrigerator at one time, my mother decided that it was time for intervention. My grandmother came up to rescue us and our over plentiful garden, and that day I sliced cucumbers for what felt like forever. Together, we three ladies made jar after jar of sweet, bread and butter pickles.

Since that warm, summer afternoon, I have loved bread and butter pickles piled high on hot dogs - my personal favorite, or stacked atop sandwiches. Their flavors are so familiar and comforting.

My fiancé brought me a dozen cucumbers several weeks ago and I knew exactly what I wanted to do with them.

I had made Marisa's bread and butter pickles two summer’s ago and they were without a doubt the very best I had ever tasted. Sadly, they did not last as long as I had hoped, so this year I made a double batch.

If you are going to attempt pickle-making, which you definitely should, you are going to want a mandoline slicer. Unless of course you would like to slice twelve cucumbers by hand…but I would not recommend it.

Just be very careful using the mandoline. My mom lost a finger tip once… Everyone at church the next day thought she destroyed her finger playing an instrument. Why do they call them mandolines anyways? Her children (including myself) still wonder if it was all a devious ploy to escape dishes for several weeks.

But back to the pickles! The pickling process begins with salt. A lot of salt.

The cucumbers, onions, and peppers are sprinkled generously with pickling salt and then allowed to sit in the refrigerator overnight. The salt will draw much of the water out of the vegetables to make room for the delicious brine that we are going to soak them in.

The pickling liquid is made with a combination of apple cider vinegar, sugar, mustard seed, celery seed, red pepper flakes, and ground cloves.

Now here is when you have to have your grandmother on standby and your fingers ready to be burnt, because that’s just part of the process.

Place all your jars in a large pot and cover with water. The jars need to be sterilized before we can fill them with our pretty pickles.

The lids and rings will need to simmer in a smaller pot. The key is to keep everything hot in order to avoid any icky bacteria from creeping into our sterilized jars.

As soon as the pickles have finished steeping in the brine, you can fill the jars. You’ll need a wide-mouthed funnel, a pair of jar tongs, and some paper towels for this process. It sounds scary and complicated, but the more you do it, the easier and less intimidating it gets. Believe me.

I still have to mentally prepare myself for a day of canning, but it’s so worth it.

Slice cucumbers, using a sharp mandoline and combine with sliced peppers, onions. Sprinkle with pickling sauce and toss to coat. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for four hours, or overnight. This will draw much of the water out of the cucumbers so that they can soak up all of the delicious pickling liquid later on!

Rinse and drain the vegetables thoroughly, then prepare the brine.

Place your jars in a very large pot and cover with water. Bring to a boil and allow to boil until you have finished the pickles. Place the lids and rings in a small saucepan of water and simmer over low heat.

Prepare the pickling liquid by combining the vinegar and sugar in a large pot. Place over medium heat and stir until the liquid has heated through and all the sugar has dissolved. Add spices and increase the heat to bring the mixture to a boil.

Add the drained vegetables to the boiling brine and stir to combine. Cook for 5-10 minutes, until all the vegetables are fully heated through and have begun to soften.

Line your countertop with a heavy dish towel. Remove the jars from the boiling water (jar tongs are very helpful for this), one at a time and fit with a wide-mouthed funnel. Use tongs to fill the jars with the pickles. Ladle in the brine until the jar has only 1/2-inch of headspace. Gently tap the jars on the towel to remove any air pockets. Dip a paper towel into the boiling water and carefully clean the edges of the jar before fitting with the lids and rings. Repeat with each jar until all the jars are filled. Then, return to the pot of boiling water and boil for ten minutes. Remove from water and return to the dish towel to cure for at least two days before opening and enjoying. The pickles will get better and better the longer they sit.

What a week it has been! We have a refrigerator bursting with apples and apple sauce from last weekend’s orchard adventure and two humans too tired to consume them. It has been a week. Recovery is on the horizon though and I could not be more excited. Mr. Pedantic and I may have just booked a trip for December and those electronic airline tickets represent a much needed respite from life.

Without warning, the temperatures have dropped from high 80s to low 50s and I could not be happier. It is finally feeling like fall and I am fighting hard to resist turning on the Christmas music. I know, it’s only October, but I just can’t help myself.

I am delighted that you are here! My name is Ashlyn Bowden and I am The Pedantic Foodie. I find familiarity, tradition, and inspiration in the kitchen, and this little corner of the internet is where I share my culinary shenanigans and try to force my workaholic, type-A self into practicing this thing I like to call Intentional Living. Can we bake pastry together?