AP: 4:30 in the morning. I'm still up reading archived threads from /tg/ and came across one of a guy posting a play-by-play (with pictures!) of his experience in an erotic roleplay server on NWN. It was hilarious enough to begin with, but then I came across this gem in the replies.

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>attempting to seduce a hermaphrodite snake girl while a retarded half-orc is meatspinning nearby

AP: A few years ago I invented the best way to eat leftover spaghetti and today I made it even better.

So one day I had a bunch of leftover spaghetti and decided to punch it up a bit because I wasn't in the mood for that slightly soggy taste leftover pasta always seems to have. So I dumped it in a baking dish, put some mozzarella cheese on top, baked it til the cheeze melted and started to brown at the edges, viola! Spaghetti bake. Simple, and delicious.

Tonight while I was getting ready to make a batch I had a slip of the tongue and called it pizza bake. Then I was like, "why not?" Layer of cheese went on top like normal, then pepperoni, and another light dusting of cheese. Amazing.

This has been, cooking leftovers with Outlaw, join us next time where he shares his recipe for Mexican spaghetti!

AP: So I went to a party and suddenly the ex was there. I took this opportunity to get beautifully destroyed. (protip: if a girl invites you to her house party... Naw, fuck it. If ANYONE invites you to their house party, bring like, at most 50$ worth of liquor. In Canada that aint that much (unless you get creative), so take that advice at your discretion... cause yanno there are SO many people reading this that dont already have a phd in house parties xD) and then after that, i found myself in a bathroom with a few transexual punk rockers and a university student, sharing good times and lighters all around. By the end of the night I had kissed a lot of people, and sparked a bit of a thing with the Lady that invited me xD

IN BRIEF: SOMETIMES BAD DECISIONS MAKE FOR SOME INTERESTING SHIT IN YOUR LIFE.

AP: A few years ago I invented the best way to eat leftover spaghetti and today I made it even better.

So one day I had a bunch of leftover spaghetti and decided to punch it up a bit because I wasn't in the mood for that slightly soggy taste leftover pasta always seems to have. So I dumped it in a baking dish, put some mozzarella cheese on top, baked it til the cheeze melted and started to brown at the edges, viola! Spaghetti bake. Simple, and delicious.

Tonight while I was getting ready to make a batch I had a slip of the tongue and called it pizza bake. Then I was like, "why not?" Layer of cheese went on top like normal, then pepperoni, and another light dusting of cheese. Amazing.

This has been, cooking leftovers with Outlaw, join us next time where he shares his recipe for Mexican spaghetti!

I should specify that the spaghetti bake "recipe" assumes you've mixed your sauce in with the noodles and it is even better if you have meat in the sauce. If you don't have any sauce to mix with the noodles... well that's how I invented mexican spaghetti.

Similar to the previous scenario I found myself with a fridge full of leftovers and no desire to go shopping but this one is probably a little more creative. I had a bunch of leftover spaghetti noodles (but no sauce this time) and a few lefovers related to tacos including the taco seasoned ground beef and a nearly full jar of salsa. So I connected the dots. What's the main ingredient in spaghetti sauce? Tomatos. What's the main ingredient in salsa? Tomatos. Does this concoction keep me from having to drive anywhere? Yes! So I dumped the salsa in a pot with the taco meat, heated it up and used it as a stand in for real spaghetti sauce. Bam! Mexican spaghetti. It's not bad either.