‪@dabushscott: Now I understand why people listen to Christmas music early. It puts you in a good, festive mood.Which makes us feel better about ourselves when we gorge on cookies and candy canes in November.

‪@Variety: “This Is the End” was the last movie rented from Blockbuster ‪#irony | ‪http://on.variety.com/1fxcC8v Let’s take a moment of silence for our childhood. Okay. Now: This seriously couldn’t have gone any better if they’d planned it.

‪@KaitlinRee: Off-brand BBQ chips have a recipe for meatballs on the back. I get all my recipes from bags of chips.You can make meatballs with BBQ chips? Time to call every Italian grandma we know to ask why she never mentioned this magic.

‪@justinshanes: Running out of cranky co-workers to blast with my “Sounds like someone had their Grumpkin Spice Latte today” line.We’re keeping this in mind for a future Monday.

‪@BostonDotCom: The latest news on Mike Napoli is that the Red Sox ‘absolutely’ want him back. ‪#RedSox hot stove 2013: ‪http://bo.st/1aCvgqu We absolutely want him, too. Oh. Did we say that out loud?

It’s seldom we get too excited when any celebrity joins Twitter – aren’t they all tweeting by now? – but this time, it’s different. Sarah Jessica Parker signed up this week, tweeting under the minimalistic handle of @SJP. We wonder at the success of Twitter’s IPO and Ms. Parker’s timing… coincidence?

And she’s picked quite an unusual profile picture. As ELLE UK says,“If you were expecting a side of beautiful imagery with her musings, prepare to be disappointed: her profile picture is a close-up of her (admittedly, immaculately made-up) eye.”

‪@rb4312: If ‪@altonbrown ever retires from ‪#IronChefAmerica, I’m pretty sure rainbows will cease to exist.Along with macarons, the white Burberry trench coat, flights to Italy, and everything else good in the world.

‪@MandyHubbard: There’s definitely still some green paint in my hair from yesterday’s Seahawks game. Rather than shower again, I parted my hair differently.Next time, we suggest a French fishtail braid, but it’s the thought that counts.

‪@RL_Stine: Did you know that monkeys can blush? I didn’t either. What do you think you have to do to make a monkey blush?Compliment her shoes. Oh, wait.

‪@WolfsonLiterary: I’m glad I was out earlier and froze. Now I’m wearing 42 layers and I’m merely cold.Excuse us while we mentally prepare ourselves for approximately four more months of this exact same tweet.

‪@BostonTweet: Well, according to Starbucks it is now “officially” the holiday season. ‪#TooSoon ‪pic.twitter.com/S7XKwWzJwIToo soon? We’re in the holiday spirit the second the porch lights go out on October 31. #bringit

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‪@JordanPeele: My Halloween costume is going to be Siri. I’m gonna have my friend do a couple of laps around a party with me on speaker phone.This sounds like a really bad idea. If you’re not at the party, you don’t get the candy. #duh

‪@greatideas: Whip up this caramel-butterscotch ‪#pumpkin milkshake; go into glorious food coma. ‪http://ow.ly/qecyJ ‪#halloweenWe usually don’t do food comas until Thanksgiving, but we may have to make an exception.

‏‪@GMA: There exists a ‪#Halloween lobster and you can see it on display: ‪http://abcn.ws/Hmro6o That’s way too cool for “perfect for Halloween brunch” jokes. This year. Next year, she’s fair game.

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‪@tawnafenske: Trying to figure out a viable way to avoid getting out of bed today.Simply not standing up is the popular method, but please let us know if you decide on something better.

‪@RuPaul: Quick Reminder: Don’t dumb down. Own your greatnessIs the official deed for our greatness on file somewhere? We’d like to review the terms.

‪@BostonGal04: Nothing proves that chivalry is dead like riding the subwayMore evidence: walking in Times Square during tourist season.

‪@carlmliebenberg: To avoid a painful side stitch while you’re exercising, avoid drinking caffeine for at least an hour before you start.So, in other words, we have to get up even earlier for a pre-gym coffee. This world is not fair.

‪@MalcolmWHW: How did people get out of bad moods before Youtube?Retail therapy. Oh, wait. We still do that.

‪@PBFingers: Candy corn M&Ms: You are simultaneously disgusting and delicious.Thanks for summing up our exact thoughts on anything with white chocolate in it.

‪@CatWrightStyle: Once again spin class hurt me…and I’ve finally come to terms w/the fact that the cuter I dress at the gym the harder I want to work outExcuse us while we write that down. It’s like Newton’s Law of Physic(al Activity) or something.

‪@Jenny_Lundquist: My hand is cramping from writing all these postcards. I foresee a good combination of coffee/wine/chocolate in my immediate future.Now we’re talking. Let’s just slip a massage into the mix too, shall we?

‪@NYCeditor: A great day for leather, no?Forget sweater weather. Every day should be leather weather. (Go ahead and say that ten times fast.)

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‪@NatalieandErika: If I ‪#shutdown every time I couldn’t agree with myself on something I would be running around naked.Our cure for autumn indecision: cashmere. Not that we’re trying to run a government, but you know.

‪@jennyandteets: We all make sacrifices in life. And having a baby is just the only way I’m ever getting back in the trick-or-treating game.You could also wear a costume to the drugstore for reduced-price candy on November 1. Just saying.

‪@nataliewhipple: If I bury myself in cupcakes, nothing can hurt me, right?The most valid of valid strategies.

‪@allyinwondrland: Listening to The Social Network soundtrack makes me edit photos at lightning speed.Think it’ll help us get dressed faster in this turbulent world of in-between weather? Consider it downloaded.

‪@mikefrosty: Driving these trucks is kind of a pain in the assTry walking in sky-high Louboutins.

‪@jodimeadows: Me: I have this event next week and this one… Hubs: I thought those weren’t until October. Me: Next week is October. Hubs: … Me: I know.Okay, final straw. We’re hiding our calendars.

‪@sfujita55: Guy wearing tank-top with world’s longest armpit hair just ruined my experience in the Whole Foods produce section.Please, guys – for the love of all that is good and stylish – take note: scissors are your friends.

‪@HotelFoxtrot: Excuse me Peyton Manning but I really need to throw a few more TDs, please and thank you.This tweet better be related to fantasy football, neighbor. Or we’re revoking your Boston residency.

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