I mean, last year's winner will be kicking himself if this guy gets given a record - the heaviest pumpkin in Nova Scotia in 2017 was allegedly 1624 lbs (116 stone / 736 kg), so 260 lbs / 18+ stone / 118 kg heavier than the one in York. But that one wasn't made into a boat, so...

I read GenYus' post before I read Seaboe's comment that it referred to. So my mind did go there, but it might just have been because GenYus had already planted the idea that Seaboe's post could be interpreted in an NFBSK way in my mind. I don't know if my mind would have gone to the gutter if GenYus hadn't already tainted my thoughts.