Friday, May 12, 2006

Liberal Larry On Amhadinejad's Letter

Future Nobel Laureate and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad took time out from his busy schedule of hanging kids from construction cranes to sit down and personally pen a letter criticizing Bush for his un-Christianlike human rights abuses, and to assure the American leader that Iran’s nuclear ambitions are purely peaceful.

Islam, he explained, strictly forbids acts of violence against innocent human beings and, in some circumstances, against Jews as well.

But those circumstances under which acts of violence against Jews are prohibited are very, very limited in the worldview of these Iranians.