Good Morning, Here’s a SpongeBop SquarePants Porn Parody

Um, so, who wants to see Skin Diamond do xxx stuff with a giant spongy yellow mascot-thing?

If you answered yes, you’re either (1) that much of a fan of Skin Diamond, (2) have seen everything on the internet and hence down to see anything on the internet or (3) have forever had this very specific fantasy of SpongeBob SquarePants franchise exiting its cartoon world into the porniverse and fucking itself and it has nothing to do with novelty and humor being occasionally-key parts to adult entertainment enjoyment, no, no, you really want to see SpongeBob fuck someone. (1) and (2), you are forgiven. (3), uhh… I don’t know. I just don’t know about you.

PS. There’s a (4). If SpongeBob IRL’ed (sort of) reminds you of the Moon in the 1902 Le Voyage dans la lune and hence, you’re inexplicably drawn to it… and wondering if any rocket-like objects crash into him too.