This will appeal to a number of folks on my flist: Discordian Quotes, a fun little project brought to you by a friend of mine. Sample quotes:

- A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.- Epistemological relativism may be true for you, but it isn't true for everyone.- Good for you, you've learned to extinguish your personality for my comfort

Next up, for those of you with iPhones, there are now iPanties to go along with them!

Yep, that's right, panties with the iPhone's iconic "Slide to Unlock" graphic. There are some iPhone users on my flist who I wouldn't mind seeing in these. Hell, there are some non-iPhone users on my flist who I wouldn't mind seeing in these. Wouldn't object too much to sliding where required to unlock them, either.

Good old kbuxton. I used to post the Discordian Quotes File to alt.discordia every so often, back in the day, and she would snag it and pop it up on her site. It got a little unwieldy for her, though. :) Probably sometime around when it passed the 3000-entry mark.

The new site is me finally getting around to my own Webification of them.