Why do beards always make someone look so intimidating? It's only hair growing out of the front of someone's face, rather than on top of it. That's really only frightening if there are animals and bits of food stuck in it! If you ask us, guys with clean shaven faces are the scarier ones, because someone with the time and patience to shave every single day clearly has dark powers...

Okay fine, we admit that beards are pretty freaky, too. We also admit that this Bad Biker Beard and Moustache instantly makes us more intimidated by anyone we see wearing it. This polyester face accessory will turn any costume into a menacing version of that costume. Wearing it with a biker costume makes it a "menacing biker" costume, and wearing it with a dragon costume turns you into a "menacing dragon". You could even add it to a ballerina costume to become a "menacing ballerina". You get the idea.