So I sprained my ankle playing softball yesterday, and now am in NORCOland... so if I missed anyone thus far on the list below that wanted to sign up please let me know.... I'm a bit out of it... Otherwise looks like 7 slots left for long format... or 3 for a shortened version...

Would love to have some more new players... don't be that guy two weeks in that comes into the thread and says "man this looks like fun i wish i would have gotten in this game"

Posted by nyaggie98 on 10/12/2012 2:40:00 PM (view original):What kind of health care plan do you got? I severely sprained my ankle one time playing softball and was only given motrin when I went to the ER.

Was a class three sprain... Torn something something something. I was on narcos for the pain when I got there and told them that so I guess they just figured if that's working its working. Funy thing is it says Motrin on the paper regarding sprains but he prescribed the extra strength yellow norcos.

I like it... Don't feel any pain right now. Don feel much of anything, actually

Oh man! Grade three sprain - Hmmmm let's see - torn (usually similar to the tattered remains of torn rotten bedsheet) fibulo-calcaneal ligaments - causes localized release of inter-cellular components - release of which causes influx of numerus phyiso-bio-chemicals including histimines (swells stuff up real good), bradykinin (for the added pain and increased sensitivity) not to mention the irritating effects of sub-cutaneus capillary tearing and the release of blood into the area - causing that really pretty purple (soon to be green - yellow and other fun rainbow shades) ecchymotic pattern into your foot and toes. That along with the accompanied cell destroying effects of cortisol . . .

Posted by katzphang88 on 10/12/2012 6:56:00 PM (view original):Oh man! Grade three sprain - Hmmmm let's see - torn (usually similar to the tattered remains of torn rotten bedsheet) fibulo-calcaneal ligaments - causes localized release of inter-cellular components - release of which causes influx of numerus phyiso-bio-chemicals including histimines (swells stuff up real good), bradykinin (for the added pain and increased sensitivity) not to mention the irritating effects of sub-cutaneus capillary tearing and the release of blood into the area - causing that really pretty purple (soon to be green - yellow and other fun rainbow shades) ecchymotic pattern into your foot and toes. That along with the accompanied cell destroying effects of cortisol . . .

In the military we get Motrin for everything. Sprained your ankle? Here's some Motrin. Broken wrist? Here's some Motrin. Ruptured appendix? Nurse, please give the patient some Motrin so we can start surgery.

At this point, I'm almost certain that the military is in some sort of pyramid scheme with the makers of Motrin...