We're so creeped out by Entertainment Weekly's new cover featuring Ben Affleck as her "Gone Girl" character, Nick, which gives us hope for the movie. The adaptation of one of our favorite books of 2012 will be directed by David Fincher, and he helmed the photo shoot for the EW cover. [EW]

Michelle Rodriguez made the most of her top-notch seats at the recent Knicks game and got in some tongue action with model Cara Delevingne - all of which was caught on camera, off course. [TMZ]

Ah, so all the f^ggot supporters get righteously indignant now? Neither is more perverse than the other. They are morally equivalent. If you were on the last bandwagon, Modern Family fans, hop onto the next.

Mmmm, intimacy with a decedent. A corpse. Necro philia is the next frontier now that same sechs is normalized and we're all in agreement that consenting adults is the only precondition. Why not posthumous consent? Morality, schmorality. Don't judge me, bigot!