Initial Tulip Offering

Hot on the heels of some cryptocurrency launching a futures contract, CollabSystem is today launching our Initial Tulip Offering (“ITO”).

Investors will receive CollabSystem Tulips for next to nothing. When the Tulips are inevitably worth a fortune, our founders will sell out and purchase outrageously expensive yachts. Our intern has already put a down-payment on this one:

As our founders cash out, the flood of liquidity will bring the Tulip price crashing down, leaving unsuspecting “investors” to deal with the fall-out.

Nobody knows what the Tulips are really worth, and they aren’t actually shares anyway. The worth of a Tulip is not defined by its ability to grow a flower, but like all other cryptohype nonsense – just what someone else is willing to pay you for it.

For more information, or to receive a prospectus, please contact our ITO advisers, South Sea Company.

The information in this website and the links provided are for general information only. You should consider seeking independent legal, financial, taxation or other advice to check how this information relates to your unique circumstances.

Consider taking a history lesson or seeking professional psychiatric help if you are considering investing in an Initial Tulip Offering.

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