Tactical comb

Tactical combs because you can can use it in close combat... Erm ok, but all I really wanted to offer you is a comb that will last a lifetime, something non-plastic and durable. Well, this one can be used to comb your hair or to stop either Trump or Kim Jong-un (whoever goes bonkers first) bringing about a third world war by pretending you want to pretty-up before meeting them, and then exploding into Chuck Norris mode with your comb. Whatever happens to you, your pictures will look pretty. Not the most comfortable comb, but it works, and will last you forever.