Calisha Jenkins walked in the door and told me there was a R. Kelly inspired song on the last episode of Flight of the Conchords. Immediately our night was transformed. I fucking fucking love this song. I would love nothing more than for Jemaine and Bret to be on the cover of Ligerbeat beat side my side with their dicks in two hot dog buns covered with ketchup and mustard while relish was being squirted out of their d-licious Lord to the Rings dingdongs. Christ Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Dear readers, please accept our most humble apologies for the lapse in blogation. We have been busy little boner bees getting all of our dicks in a row for the printing and release of our first issue, which we expect to premiere in less than two weeks! We hope y’all dudes are as excited as we are. If you haven’t preordered your copy yet, get your twat over to http://www.ligerbeat.com and cop that ish! Oh, and stay tuned here for info about the NYC release party! But for now, I leave you with this.You know there could never be too many dicks on the dancefloor for us. But still…we love these dudes, and anything about dicks.