After DeMarcus Cousins missed a jumper at the buzzer last night and his Kings fell 103-102 to the Clippers, he was not having any of that sportsmanship bullcrap. When his teammate Isaiah Thomas went to shake Chris Paul’s hand, Cousins swiftly whisked him away, grabbing his jersey to ensure he couldn’t double back.

“He’s young and he [doesn’t know any better],” CP3 later said in a post-game press conference that is sure to engender goodwill in the future. “He needs some guidance.”