I discovered this site a few weeks ago and have come to believe that it represents the closest approximation of my spiritual center. Also I have been a river rat, river pirate, my whole life and therefore am drawn to the trappings and rituals of the FSM and pastifarianism. Also can anyone tell me how I can change my heading under my avatar?

I'm a very recent convert who has seen the light. The connection between Pirates, Global Warming, and FSM all make sense now. I am ready to start spreading the gospel in my personal life and my workplace.

I intend to have a deep discussion with my wife about becoming a Pastafarian... Since she's half Italian, I'm sure she'll have no problem accepting a Flying Spaghetti Monster into her life.