_________________blog!twitter!facebook!etsy!xgfx - Review Squadron Team!My vulva serves at least 50 people, if you know what I'm sayin'. - just mumblesThe day Joy stops coming out of my anus is the day that something else awesome stops doing whatever it is also doing. - Mars

Okay, well basically the woman I've been seeing and I tried to sleep together, but she's never done it before and it turns out hymens are harder to bypass than I thought. I really don't want to cause any pain so we ended up not being successful in our endeavours because trying to push harder just resulted in more discomfort for her without actually getting in. So... um... what do we do? Lube? Lots of fingers beforehand?

*le sigh* I haven't had sex in... at least five months? I'm kind of thinking about seeing someone, and getting really pissed about the sex aspect. Like; do I really want to date you, or do I just need to have sex?

Okay, well basically the woman I've been seeing and I tried to sleep together, but she's never done it before and it turns out hymens are harder to bypass than I thought. I really don't want to cause any pain so we ended up not being successful in our endeavours because trying to push harder just resulted in more discomfort for her without actually getting in. So... um... what do we do? Lube? Lots of fingers beforehand?

Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."

yay sexings!

_________________Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumblesIs this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface

Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."

Ha ha ha ha. An ex-boyfriend once had this conversation with his mother:

Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."

Ha ha ha ha. An ex-boyfriend once had this conversation with his mother:

Oh god! Hahaha. You couldn't pay me enough to relive those awkward years.

_________________Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumblesIs this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface

The girl I've been crushing on is a former massage therapist but I have not gotten to take advantage of that and also I just have no idea what's going on with her because she was super weird to me last night and ok I'm in the wrong thread because this is definitely not about any sort of human sexual response.

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