The 20 Best Fantasy Football Team Names

August 3, 2015

With the 2015/16 Barclays Premier League season on the horizon, fans across the globe are busy creating their new fantasy football teams. And there are big dilemmas for fans across the pitch: Will Petr Cech recapture his pre-injury form to help Arsenal win their first title in…well, ages? Will Bastian Schweinsteiger revolutionise Manchester United’s much maligned midfield? Will Harry Kane be able to avoid second season blues?

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Beyond the obvious formation and selection dilemmas, there’s an even bigger issue at hand. What will you call your team? In the spirit of fun and in the names of all things pun-worthy, we give you a list of the 20 best fantasy football team names ever (or, rather, the best ones our writer could come up with):

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Kabouls On Parade

Dembele Dancing

Cech Mate

Kane is Able

Pinkie and De Bruyne

Mané Talks

It Doesn’t Mata

Wizard of Ozil

Who The Hell Ayew?

Put a De Jong On It

Don’t You Juanmi?

Puncheon Judy

Skrtel, Wartortle, Blastoise

Blind Leading The Blind

Zaraté Kid

She’s Got That Ibe

Bacuna Matata

Krul to be Kind

Huth or Dare

Britton First

Think you can do better? Then comment below to show us what you’re made of.