got caught by my girlfriend years ago in the bathroom before a shower. She came home to get something, and walked right on in, and me with a hustler mag in one hand and stroking with the other. She closed the door, and said I'll be back in a half an hour....lol I was so embarrassed. later she said, babe, we all masturbate! and hugged me and said don't worry about it. I said but how many of us get caught in the act? she laughed and said probably just you...lol she was so cool.

Hah. How embarrassing. Not everyone ocks the door when they want some private time. I never do it. Mostly because I'm afraid that the door won't be able to open because the locks have jammed, and that freaks me out.

I think Grandma wanted to get caught! Why else didn't she lock the door if she wanted to have a private moment? I believe she knew the girl was going to come in and set this up! Why else was the camera recording? Lets face it, Grandma is a dirty old lady!

However , I was once staying at a motel for the weekend with my wife to be in Cape May NJ and about mid morning I woke up. I was twenty four and very horny but my wife was asleep so I just jerked off in the bed. All of a sudden I heard a knock at the door by the chambermaid to come in and clean. I didn't answer , instead , I got up naked and pretended I was trying to put on my pants when the door opened and she saw me in all my splendid glory nine thick inches hangin hard! She said OMG! and closed the door and walked away still repeating OMG! My girlfriend slept right through the whole incident but the chambermaid saw me the nest morning as I went to the car to get something and she was all smiles. If I had been alone , I would have invited her to come back up with me for coffee tea or me?