Experts at Failure

Am I the only one who’s sick of seeing people on TV (and in real-life) telling you that they know more about relationships than you because they’ve been divorced three times?

Maybe I’ve only had one marriage, but I didn’t fuck it up. So don’t talk down to me because I had one success, compared to your three failures.

Can you imagine a guy who flunked an exam in school three times, telling people that they should look to his expertise on how to pass the exam? People would laugh their asses off at him. But for some reason, when the exam is marriage, this kind of bizarre logic convinces people!