Fair and Balanced: Now Men Can Go Swimming as R2-D2 Too

Take THAT ladies. Here you thought you had the monopoly on sexy R2-D2 swimsuits, just because the original Black Milk one-piece is probably the most iconic geeky bathing suit ever made.

Well now thanks to equality, men can get in on the droid pool action too. This new suit from (ugh) Hot Topic allows guys to beep and boop in the sun for only $22. I doubt the internet with subsequently assemble a gallery of sexy guys wearing the suit like they did with the other one, however.

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Paul

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David R

Without going into a lot of detail, I have an inherent distrust of white swim trunks. Make some Boba Fett ones.

Also, the phrase “beep and boop in the sun” might be stuck in my head for a while.