Syria is a region war between Iran the Saudis.China will transition and will do what's in the best interest of the Chinese government, which is progressive economic liberalism. Europe will become a region ruled by socialist governments whom are controlled by a Central Bank. Mali and Yemen are the same problem that can be solved with drone strikes and special forces raids.

Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?

ToxicMunkee:Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?

You're taking crazy pills.

Can some conservative please clarify for me when the thousand years of darkness is supposed to begin? Was it election day? The day after? Or will it be inauguration or some other day?

bugontherug:ToxicMunkee: Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?

You're taking crazy pills.

Can some conservative please clarify for me when the thousand years of darkness is supposed to begin? Was it election day? The day after? Or will it be inauguration or some other day?

Thank you.

It started 4 years ago. You're just so wrapped up in 0bummers glory-stink light you haven't noticed.

WTF Indeed:Syria is a region war between Iran the Saudis.China will transition and will do what's in the best interest of the Chinese government, which is progressive economic liberalism. Europe will become a region ruled by socialist governments whom are controlled by a Central Bank. Mali and Yemen are the same problem that can be solved with drone strikes and special forces raids.

There, now back to posting white people crying over Romney's loss.

Are you trying to sound like a racist black person or a white guy who is down with the homies? Or are all republicans white? Or just Romney supporters?

Syria is a region war between Iran the Saudis.China will transition and will do what's in the best interest of the Chinese government, which is progressive economic liberalism. Europe will become a region ruled by socialist governments whom are controlled by a Central Bank. Mali and Yemen are the same problem that can be solved with drone strikes and special forces raids.

tl;dr of TFA from a guy that didn't read the article: I know that we, the journalists have stuck to solely spewing bullshiat about the presidential election for the past year, but it's clearly due to your lack of intelligence, not our inability to do our jobs and actually cover news events other than the major 24/7 story, and to prove this fact here's an article for you to read about how I was totally doing my job but you weren't paying attention because you're too stupid and misinformed.

LS1Bird:tenpoundsofcheese: oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

ooppsie.

Why wouldn't Iran fire on it?oh, I don't know, but maybe when you fire on someone else's military equipment when they aren't even in your country, people think that is a bad idea, ya know, that whole provocation or act of war thing.

ToxicMunkee:Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?