The story here is almost nonexistent, but you knew that. The action and effects are on par with the first two JP’s, but by now seem less exciting and a lot less surprising. There are some genuinely horrific scenes, like when a person is attacked by a flock of baby Pteranodons, so if you bring along the little Thinkers be sure they are ready for it. How much do you want to bet that IV takes place in New York City?

Thinky says: Personally I’d rather play the Jurassic Park video game at the arcade.