MC Frontalot's song "Spoiler Alert" is all about giving away the plot to your favorite movies (and real life), so it's hilarious that the song's brilliant video is spoiler-proof. There's no way to explain this story of bears with jetpacks.

I seriously have no idea what the storyline of this video is, but that just makes it a million times better. And really, the video is the perfect counterpart to the song — not only should we care less about spoilers, we should demand storylines worth spoiling! Preferably involving genetically engineered bears with jetpacks eating ice cream and battling fighter jets. Because nerdcore hip hop demands it. [via BoingBoing]