This can’t be serious. First of all, I don’t even know why I decided to spend 5 minutes making this post. I mean, I do. I really wanted to share this embarrassment with my visitors. Have a good chuckle with me why don’t you. Seriously though, why on God’s green Earth did they make this? It looks so bad that I was starting to cringe. Another thing I want to know is why Dolph Lundgren even said yes? Did he not make enough money from the Expendables films? What’s even more surprising is if you check out his IMDB page, his rate is about 5 terrible films a year. Yes, 5. I really wish I knew how much he got paid for each film. Anyway, enjoy the disaster below.

Well, there won’t be any advance screening contests for this one because you own it on DVD and blu-ray come May 17!

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