Victoria Beckham has been in New York the last few days presenting her latest collection to the people who matter. Clever bitch that she is, she also let it drop that in addition to all the other famous people who’ve worn her designs (Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez), she could be adding a Princess to that list.

Princess Catherine of William of Wales of the Brother of Hot Harry on a Horse? (Please. That’s what some royal titles sound like.)

Indeed Posh says Kate Middleton is into her dresses: "Apparently, she likes my clothes and has asked to see a selection. It will be from my current spring/summer collection. It's tremendously exciting and I would be honoured if she were to wear my designs. I admire her tremendously. She's a beautiful young girl, she has a wonderful figure and I think she wears clothes beautifully.”

Victoria loves repeating adjectives. And I do love her comment on Kate’s figure. Kate has no figure. She has bones. Just like Posh. Everyone wants to dress Kate. It’ll be the ultimate accomplishment if Posh can do it.

How about this though?

Dear Victoria,

If you could ONLY dress ONE, who would it be?

Kate Middleton or Anna Wintour?

!!!!!!!

You know what else Posh said about her clothes? She was wearing the only thing from the collection that could accommodate her pregnancy. Because she’s so huge now you know?

"When I started designing the collection I didn't know I was pregnant. I can't wait to fit into all these again.”

Now see Victoria last night with David, who flew in to spend Valentine’s Day with her. I will never be that thin in my life. She’s 5 months along and complaining about being fat. It’s a different kind of existence.