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This book is for ADULTS. It’s not that it contains RUDE words (it doesn’t), it’s that it contains some happy things and some sad things. Some of the words in it are already on this site and some have been floating around on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram for a while. You may be young(ish) – you can’t give me your email address under the age of 13 anyway – and STILL want it. That’s fine. You just need to be aware of what the book is. I suppose you could always spit it out afterwards if you don’t like it.

Anyway, for those still with us – THIS IS HOW TO GET YOUR FREE BOOK. Fill in the form below and join my newsletter list. You will receive a link. You can always unsubscribe afterwards if I go on too much (I tend to send about 5 emails a year). I will always remember our time together with fondness, whatever you choose to do.

If the form doesn’t work then don’t worry. Just click here and download the file.