I am feeling sick after consuming an Easter egg in about two minutes. However, as we all know, all Easter eggs 'go off' at midnight.
(The Curse of Millhaven.Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 11:31,
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Aww :-(
I'd offer you an egg, but it seems rather forward.
(The Curse of Millhaven.Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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morning
I am pretty much deaf still from the gig last night. Today I intend to do some tidying. Not eaten and easter egg yet.
(Citizen CavyAdmires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:02,
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Roqufort, I'm 50/50 between that and Costello.
I bought some costello a few days ago but I can't find, I susspect when I do find it, it'll be super blue, which isn't a bad thing.

I split my jacket potato in half, mash the guts with butter, and the put a bit of blue cheese on top. That's my 'thing' of the moment. I microwave them for 10 minutes and then cover in oil and crunchy-salt and then put then in the oven and forget about them 'till approx 4 TV shows are over.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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That would deffo work for me.
I'm not a big Mash fan, as I like the skins as much as I like the guts, but in a potato-topped-pie, you still get crunchy bits, so thats OK.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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I wonder if you can get pure blue that is still edible....
... like, think, imagine this, you could create other things that are blue, like...ermm... I can't htink right now.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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I bought some Reeces Peaces yesterday, they're alright, I want to sprinkle them on top of a banoffee pie.
I was thinking blue cheese flavour would work well anything savory and creamy or crunchy.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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They are best on hot days I find
like ice cream for the lungs
(willeniumFist bump for verification, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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I can't bare to even go on her profile.
Not cos I'm upset, I'm just angry with myself for being such a muggins. Moving on.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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No, no, no.
Tell first girl you don't need her nayway, because bachup girl is willing.

As long as the two don't know each other, it's fine. And if I know girls, that should be enough to get first girl to come back for more. There's nothing that makes a man more attractive than thinking he's not available to you any more.
(b3thYou're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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This is my plan.
Not tell her directly, but make it so obvious that she can't not know. Plus this girl is just as funny/hot. Last Halloween she went as Heather Mills.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32,
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Did she chop her leg off?
That would be dedication.
(b3thYou're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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She studies Fine Art.
So she painted her leg; tinyurl.com/c9oefd3You can't see the "PAUL IS A CUNT" that's also written on the back of her t-shirt. She's a good egg, although her aceness/hotness isn't particularly viewable in that snap.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:38,
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I wouldn't mess her or anyone else about, ever.
She split from her last fella because she wanted a "proper" relationship and he didn't. That's where Barry can hopefully come in, I'm Mr Hopeless Romantic who loves having proper relationships.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:48,
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i missed all that
but there ain't no way I'd listen to radio 5
(Citizen CavyAdmires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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Talksport init.
I have no idea what possessed me to call, I was just bored. I didn't get my shout outs though :(
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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I am happy that West Brom are now safe
Off up to Shrewsbury later. I have had a sausage and egg sandwich and now am watching the last episode of Misfits.
(The Light in Chainsdon't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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I've just had a bowl of cereal, right, and I wasn't even hungry.
I just had it because I realised I probably ought to have eaten *something* by now.

There isn't even any chocolate in the house. I call this very bad form.
(b3thYou're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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Oh lordy, the clinical depression has gone contagious and is spread via the internet =/

Do you have any Make It Go Away pills? Where 'bouts you hurting?
I'm OK today, a bit Oh Woe Is Me, but I'm not in pain, which is good.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:12,
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I had a nap earlier, and woke up wih all my joints seized.
My knees are throbbing like a priest at choir practice.
(b3thYou're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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Do you have an understanding fella who's got a magic hand that knows exactly how to turn a tap on a bath and combine the locians and potians from The Body Shop ?
Someone who, should they need to use the lavatory half way through, won't strike up a conversation about whatever the headline they're reading in the papers.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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I doubt it.
But at least we have two bathrooms, which helps the second point.
(b3thYou're gonna need a bigger mod, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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I know this sounds typical me, but I love my throw I bought yesterday, its so soft and nice. I'm all about the textures, I feel so comfortable under it.
I'm gonna have a big long bath tonight, with bubbles and candles and shit.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:59,
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What time are you being fucked by men?

(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:03,
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Gonz you are awesome.
You're bathroom is bent as fuck.
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:44,
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It fucking rocks !
I went b&q yesterday and I might be getting a new kitchen after all as they are so much cheaper.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:07,
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You want to go careful in B&Q
I went in there the other day and some old bloke asked me if I wanted decking.

I managed to get the first punch in, but you might not be so lucky.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:08,
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The pile of grass outside was smoking, so I told someone that maybe someone dropped a fag in it or something.
And I looked at me like I was an idiot for 5 seconds and then told me it was the methaine... I ain't seen that before.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:39,
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(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:03,
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Aye, go on then Baz.
Where are you taking us?
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:06,
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Horse & Groom, Shoreditch.
I'm quite despondent at the moment. But fuck it, I'm dusting myself down and seizing the day, I'm not gonna let anyone make me feel like shit. I'm gonna go bananas, which is ideal seeing as I've just got a text off a mate saying "I'm taking out 20g with me". All are welcome.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:12,
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You should phone
Monty and Stunned. They'll lead you astray.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:20,
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I think Monty's away.
He messaged me his number though I'll drop him a text.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:25,
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20gs of what?
I'm not sure what drugs where 20gs is a good amount, I know coke is sold by the gram so it must be too much, and weed and hash is by the ounce so that would be too little,
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:05,
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Yeah', I can't justify the cost at the moment =(
I'm in two minds though, I think I could do with a break, and the good it'll do me would be well worth it, and lots of things suck at the moment, so expenses be damned. On the other hand, I'm financally in quite a bit of trouble at the moment, I get paid and I'm lucky if that puts my OD down to 0. I could probably drum up the cash, and save a few quid by getting a coach.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:55,
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See how it goes.
It'll be nice to see you.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:56,
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Deffo !
How much are the coke and whores up in Bristol, and does the roulette tables take 20p coins?
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:09,
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If you go to the Harvester they do free refills on coke.
I'm not sure about the cost of whores, ask Bob.

All off menu stuff:
Egg curry and some balls of potato masala coated with a delicious spicy batter and deep fried.My local chef is a genius who loves to cook new things for me.
(tangledupinblueto the right of Kropotkin's beard, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:53,
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my headgasket has gone but arsenal won so I am going from annoyed to happy at an alarming rate. plua I hAve a lindt rabbit staring at me. I've been so good why give me chocolate! bastards
(ThunderCuntThePendejoofficially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:59,
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Just eat it
I don't really know what a head gasket is, but football wins usually please people, so it can't all be bad.
(tangledupinblueto the right of Kropotkin's beard, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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I'm going to eat the face then it cant stare at me
(ThunderCuntThePendejoofficially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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Best way really
The little bastard is just teasing you
(tangledupinblueto the right of Kropotkin's beard, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:10,
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I want Mi Media Naranja by Labradford on vinyl, and Satie's Gymnopodie, so I could do a comedown set which had Building Steam With a Grain of Salt, then P, then Gymnopodie.
Maybe drop some Sun Ra in there just for teh lulz.
(Dozy Dozy D&#128698;, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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Indeed.
So what do you think of Nation of Millions and Endtroducing?
(Dozy Dozy D&#128698;, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:22,
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Loving Endtroducing
Still need to give Nation of Millions more listens. I was talking to my friend, who seems to share some similar opinions to you on hip hop and he concurred with Black on Both Sides as a good next call (although he reckons the first track is no good)
(tangledupinblueto the right of Kropotkin's beard, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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After a minor fiasco I've sorted supplies and am signing off for the next 48 hours.
I'm going to dance my troubles away. Good night, and good luck.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:36,
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I LOVE it so much we're powering through until tomorrow and then going to the game.
I wish I realised before agreeing to these plans that the game kicks off at 8pm and not 3 like I thought. I may well die.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:40,
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Well make sure you give Stanley Victor a shout and tell him you LOVE FOOTBALL
And that you LOVE drugs.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:41,
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Our company slogan isn't 'Fulham Yoof - more drugs than Boots' for no reason.

Nah', I used to be proper insomic, but then amyltriptaline killed that.
I can't remember much from about 3 hours after I take them, but the effects last about 12 hours, so if I take them any later than 9, the next day I feel like shit.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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Normally don't leave til 11ish.
But I want to get proper mangled this evening.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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Moved 150 into my account.
Will probably have to move over another 100 if I do stay out all day tomorrow as well.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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How can you afford to do this so often?
Not being funny or nuffin', I'm just wondering, as it seems to be a regular event.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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This happens once every three months at best.
At uni I barely spend 20 quid when I go out.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:29,
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Gin makes everything better.
What is making this bank holiday better for you?
(The Curse of Millhaven.Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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Bum, lord, wherever you may be.
For you stick willy in my american fanny.And if you cum, without a condom on,You will be the lord of the bum said he.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:14,
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Oi PD! Over here
Stupid iPad makes all the text tiny, the further over to the right we get.As I said, you and my friend seem to share opinions on hip hop, amongst others. In which same you should check out Death Grips, who I mentioned the other night, as that came from him.In other news, I now have At Action Park on.
(tangledupinblueto the right of Kropotkin's beard, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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The Auteurs were great
My missus is a big fan.Did you get Haines' latest album? It sold out from amazon before I got it and I got side-tracked with buying other stuff, but I liked what little is have heard from it.Up your street too, Jeff - a concept album about British wrestlers of the 70s and 80s
(tangledupinblueto the right of Kropotkin's beard, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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