He (she?) tried posting here in the hope that we're mind-readers and can fix the problem without so much as a line of code.

"For if leisure and security were enjoyed by all alike, the great mass of human beings who are normally stupefied by poverty would become literate and would learn to think for themselves; and when once they had done this, they would sooner or later realise that the privileged minority had no function and they would sweep it away"
- George Orwell, 1984