SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.

Of course dank bank is a ponzi. It offers payment rates that you can't afford and have to beg your parents for help.

You also have kept your identity a secret and you do not explain how you make your money.

Plus, you have a history of not being honest.

I obviously can afford it, since Dank Bank is still running. I didn't beg them for money, I asked them for it, long ago. Unless you have proof, please, stop with the false accusations. Dank Bank investments are doing fine.

"It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a Free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even of his personal services to the defense of it." -George Washington

Dank do you have an e-mail address where myself and others could get in touch with you about donations? I do not make use of the PM system here for the details of business transactions because they are readable by too many other parties.

"Money is like manure: Spread around, it helps things grow. Piled up in one place, it just stinks."

I don't need an e-mail address for you because of a lack of faith in you, I need it because of a lack of faith in allowing the sensitive details of my business to be made public to the owners and operators of this forum. You can feel free to provide me with one that does not identify you. Mine doesn't identify me, after all.

"Money is like manure: Spread around, it helps things grow. Piled up in one place, it just stinks."

Dank Bank is a name for a program that accept deposits of 'nonexistent' commodities, and pays interest.

No dank, it is not a "programme" - not even a high yield investment programme. It's simply you taking out personal loans from a few different people at a high rate of interest. Promoting it as a "programme" or "investment scheme" is exactly what's likely to get you into trouble, whereas you're perfectly free to take out unsecured personal loans as long as you can find lenders willing to give them to you.

You also need to think about the tax implications of raising 5 million dollars. You're not a registered non-profit and you're not a business. It will be regarded as personal income and taxed accordingly. Hell, as you're not a registered non-profit, you're probably breaking the law by soliciting donations. Nobody's going to care if it's a few hundred dollars, but you can bet that if you start collecting millions in donations someone's going to bust your ass.

All I can say is that this is Bitcoin. I don't believe it until I see six confirmations.

Send me a PM, this is not related to Dank Bank. Dank Bank is a name for a program that accept deposits of 'nonexistent' commodities, and pays interest.

Sorry, in the real world that's not how it works.

You must mean the man-made 'real' world.

Yeah, the one with the man-made jails and man-made lawsuits. As much as you like to slip away to fantasy land, you still have got to minimally reconcile the fact that the world exists, even if it's just to poop once in a while.

I obviously can afford it, since Dank Bank is still running. I didn't beg them for money, I asked them for it, long ago. Unless you have proof, please, stop with the false accusations. Dank Bank investments are doing fine.

Dank Bank is running because your parents bailed you out, which I am sure is not the first time. You stated earlier today you had to beg them for the money and they finally agreed.

No, mlawrence that other donation would have covered it fine, and even without that I still have various investments going on with Dank Bank. You posted a miscommunication, earlier, as a lie. This is not a lie, I don't lie, for a man who consciously lies to others is only lying to himself.

No, mlawrence that other donation would have covered it fine, and even without that I still have various investments going on with Dank Bank. You posted a miscommunication, earlier, as a lie. This is not a lie, I don't lie, for a man who consciously lies to others is only lying to himself.

I have already proven you a liar.

What other donation? The check you mysteriously received today from an unknown source? So did you know about this check before you started begging money from your parents a "long time ago"?