SicMoP69

Remember how your parents used to tell you not to talk to people you don't know on the Internet, telling you how they're all Pedophiles? Well, they were right by warning you, because they knew that you would be drawn to the sirens song of SicMoP69. SicMoP69, or simply Mop, is a classic perverted fuck on the Internet who loves sweet, sweet lolipussy, but will deny it to the bitter end. Don't try to argue with him about it though, or you'll be blocked for ruining his wonderful Internet reputation. Too bad for him that it was ruined the second he uploaded his yiff to the interwebs.

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Much like Teruchan, Mop has an adorableInternetfursona which he uses to do his dirty work. Mop's fursona happens to be a cute little fluffy blue bear that just happens to always be around when barely legal girls are getting it on with each other. Sounds familiar, right? His fursona also has a final form, a large, muscular bear with an unnecessary amount of piercings, and is almost always drawn fucking some random fursona. But it's totally not pedophilia because the characters aren't really the people who they belong to, just their Internet-selves.

One of Mop's fuckbuddies is his girlfriend Rachel, an emo15 year old from the UK. The relationship could be considered cute if it weren't for the blatantly obvious fact that Mop is 26 years of age. Regardless of which, it is still considered cute by his ass-licking fanboys anyway, even though it's one of the most un-cute things to ever grace the face of the Internet.

How Mop and Rachel are even dating is another mystery. Far more attractive girls beg to fondle Mop's balls daily, yet he doesn't date them. The only probable answer is that Mop likes more cushion for pushin'; this, and he obviously likes butthurt emo retards who threaten to leave the Internet forever every other week. Everyone loves that!

Some people defend this faggotry by saying "It's just an Internet relationship! They don't even see each other! How is that gross?! He can't be a pedophile if it's an internet relationship!". This is obviously wrong, but also disproven as there's evidence that Mop and Rachel masturbate together and do other explicit things over webcam.

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umm... i dont know if i should go much into details with this one ^^;

i guess.. it kinda explains itself .3.
us two had a lil webcam "fun" i guess XD
some "naughty" moments here and there.. but all innocent^_^ i drew out a cute moment from that chat! <3333

Zsofia (Sophia, for us non-aspies) is another blatant case of fat jailbait which MoP has decided he must stick his penis in. This ugly piece of work hails from Hungary and quite often Engrishes at people. Though, she might just be a moron.

Her age is unclear, though it is speculated that she is significantly younger than Rachel was. Her DeviantART accounts have been continually banned, leading some to believe that it is due to her being under the required age to use the site; 13.

This can only end in lulz, since juding by her art, Zsofia's sex drive is rather fucking high, and she wants all 3 inches of MoP's cock throbbing inside her. Should you find any evidence of sexual activity between the two, screencap at once for great justice.

There's no denying it, Mop is a pretty good artist, though it's too bad he only uses his talent to make yiff and Rule 34 of children's shows. Just about everything in his non-DeviantART galleries are pornographic eye rape. What he does upload onto DA usually lacks certain body parts — nipples and genitals — so he can use it as an excuse to post dirty pictures without having to apply the Mature Content filter over them; the most he does about these pictures is add tags like "WARNING BOOBS" on the title instead of using the filter, likely due to MoP being an attention whore and wanting more views for his porn. This adds to his perverted fanbase who will do anything for him and he will use this pseudo-personal army in order to remain untouched by any troll who dares to speak the truth about his faggotry and to prove the fact that he is simply another pedophile in denial. It is good to know however that most of his friends don't have enough brain cells to be a challenge as they will only BAWWWW and send crappy come backs at you, yet it is lulzy to see them trying to defend their "friend" so they can prove how much of an ass-kisser they are and earn some innocent art in return.

Came here to share art.. instead I found love
im in love with my Fufi.. Love that will last a lifetime ^_^

Thank u for the visit C: NOW TAKE A SEAT! ... over there pls '3' next to the garlic >:C

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Whether Mop lacks the mental capacity, or is just lazy is not known. What is known for certain is that his spelling is horrible. Some argue that Mop hasn't even finished school due the fact that his spelling is beyond the standards of being bad. He doesn't use proper grammar, even for a serious situation, thus proving himself to be the master of Spelling Faggotry.

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THE END

Mon Aug 10, 2009, 2:05 AM

this is it guys

Rachel and I have broken up
my reputation has been tainted
and i no longer have a reason to continue here

Mop seems to have finally realized that not everyone on the Internet wants to kiss his ass; in fact, practically no one on the internet wants to. This is why he seeks to block everyone who doesn't lick his balls in his journal comments.

the reason for this pic is because people who i thought were my friends have actually turned their backs on me and joined in their sick lil troll game.. backstabbing me ... and im talking about people ive known for over a year..

this is just the frustration ... call me a pedo.. lose my friendship 4ever.. simple as that.. pointing at me like some kind of shit .. without knowing the real me.. making up their minds and judging without knowing the truth..