For a full list of the French titles of all thirteen parts of Series 5/Season 31, head over to the video page that has just been linked to again as it is quite a challenge transporting that cursor all the way up to the previous paragraph.

As I’m writing this, I’ve got La bÃªte des bas-fonds playing in the background (which, annoyingly enough, just decided to stop buffering about 29 minutes in; let us know in the comments if you have the same problems).Â The voices seem slightly out of place to those of us who are quite familiar with what Matt Smith and Karen Gillan actually sound like, but considering the Eleventh Doctor’s habit of extremely rapid speech, the voice talents are unbelievably… er, talented.

To discuss Series 5 with French people, learn the language as fast as you can (if you don’t already know it) and join the Beans on Toast forum!Â To discuss Doctor Who with English (and Welsh, Scottish, and Earthling) people, come have a drink with us at the Kasterborous forum!

Patrick has just been murdered and is currently seated on the edge of a lawn chair wondering when this Missy person will stop demanding his autograph.
He probably can't tweet from the grave, but you should follow him anyway @10PatrickRiley.