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Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

I thought I'd take a go at another pic thread. But this time I thought I'd devote it solely to amateurs and funny nude pics.

You know, right now at this very minute, somewhere in America, some guy is taking a naked pic of himself - and he actually believes it will never show up on the internet.

So at times this will be a "What Was He Thinking Thread?"

Every guy isn't going to be hot or handsome. But many pics will make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking.

Some of the guys will be hot, others not so hot. But hopefully most of them will bring a smile to your face.

So, with the proper amount of sarcasm in place, let's meet Guy #1

Now, just how long did he expect this picture to float around before it got posted to a website? Better yet, who is that extra chair for? One would assume from the number of diplomas and certificates on the wall that he must have some level of education - so let's discuss that book shelf and just how long it will take before it falls over.

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So, let us meet Guy #2 .....

OK, first of all, just who take a nude pic while being encircled with cats? Could that beer have had something to do with it? Maybe just a little bit? And can we discuss that lovely leopard print atop a dazzling zebra print? Couldn't this be any guy from Altoona?

Now, the body is kind of hot, but that Charles Manson haircut has got to go. And what is that magic marker and lube doing on the rug. And was he using it on himself or one of the cats?

Right now this minute someone else is taking a pic like this, and it's only a matter of time before we find it here.

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If there is anyone that Miss Bette could just eat up, it's one of our brave young men who defend our country - all the while letting the world get a glimpse of their pee pee.

Notice the "surprised" look on his face. Could he really not have known that his pecker was hanging out of his uniform? Hell, with something that big, you'd sort of expect it to create a breeze when it bobs around too and fro.

We can only hope that is a shower curtain beside him, or else the barracks has some dreadful drapes! So why is he fully clothed in the bathroom?

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Well, it appears we have time for one more person before American Idol, so with out further delay, meet Guy #6 ...

Our subject appears to have just returned from Taco Belle, notice the drink on the bottom right. With the multiple television sets and remote controls, along with the fluorescent lights and Easter Egg Yellow paint on the wall .... one must only assume this is yet another frat house somewhere in the US.

No doubt this guy is drop-dead gorgeous, and no doubt some level of intoxification was involved in the making of this photgraph.

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Love your critique of the photos. Very insightful for future pics.
Feel free to have fun with me and mine.

Thanks for being a good sport, and congratulations on being Guy #6!

Now, the Snapcat is going to have to reach for his strong glasses, because the picture is so small. But I think we can glean enough information in order to offer an insightful critique.

I think going with a leather sofa was a smart idea, especially for "play night," but you might consider a darker shade, perhaps a nice dark gray or black. Now we simply MUST talk about your towels. Buttocks as fine as yours should only rest atop a nice Epyptian Blend 100% all cotton towel. And I would recommend avoiding white.

Green is usually my favorite color, but in this case this is not s smart pillow selection. But slip covers can easily remedy that.

Aside from the ashtray which should be sent down to the dungeon, and the door mirror hanging on the wall, I would say everything was in good order.

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Please welcome Guy #7 ....

Just how long did this dude think this picture was going to remain on his hard drive before it was thrust out on the internet? Considering the length of his cock, it would be fair to assume that he was rightfully proud of his pee pee.

But if you take a look at the wall behind him, we can all see that in reality he was not prepared for this to be launched on the "internets."

Basic design rule number one: artwork should be proportional to the area. That tiny picture hanging above the overused coat rack has just got to go. And from the sheer volume of clothes hanging on said rack, one can only wonder if there is any room left in his closet.

And notice the red sweater hanging on the rack is the only splash of color in the entire picture. Quick, someone phone the guys from Queer Eye!

Overall, I think this guy has great potential in the "gay for pay" film genre .... all we need to do is a bit of tweaking and we could have him churning out porn movies in less than a week.

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Yes, these are your next door neighbors ... you know, the ones who you see everyday and never think anything about ... until that one day when they take the plunge to drop trou - after all, no one will ever see it, right?

So please welcome Guy #7

^ I think this guy might be the little brother of Vanilla Ice!

The resemblance is uncanny, don't you think?

Once again we have the popular leopard print on the bed - only this time it's just a fitted sheet. I guess he must writhe on the bed naked with no top sheet.

The black-out sheet on the window can mean only one of two things. Either he is a vampire, or this is "play night." Either way, we wouldn't want the kiddies to be peaking in on that, now would we?

Just how much beer do you think is in that mini-fridge?

And doesn't that swimsuit just reek of Christmas spirit? Red and green swimming trunks? Whatever happened to the standard gray speedo? (And is he all grown up now?)

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Some guys really get off on being naked outdoors. Some even want to memorialize the moment with a Kodak moment.

This picture kind of makes you wonder just how far some guys will go to get that Kodak moment. One would presume the kayak was in at least some motion, but the image isn't out of focus too badly. Was the photographer in another kayak or on the shore?

And do you think anyone had to worry about squeeling like a pig in the woods this day?

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Bedrooms seem to be a favorite setting for our men to get naked ....

Going by the look on his face, I suspect this isn't the first time he's gotten naked for the camera. The medicine on the bedside table could have loosened him up a bit, though. And speaking of the bedside table, perhaps some additional storage is in order to reduce the clutter. And is that a pencil sharpener on the table?

Now I must give props for the nice use of color in the bedding, but too bad that couldn't be extended to cover the pasty white walls. And I'm not sure that so much black is needed.

If you look closely, you can see the money on the beside table that he was paid to pose nude.

Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

I thought I'd take a go at another pic thread. But this time I thought I'd devote it solely to amateurs and funny nude pics.

You know, right now at this very minute, somewhere in America, some guy is taking a naked pic of himself - and he actually believes it will never show up on the internet.

So at times this will be a "What Was He Thinking Thread?"

Every guy isn't going to be hot or handsome. But many pics will make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking.

Some of the guys will be hot, others not so hot. But hopefully most of them will bring a smile to your face.

So, with the proper amount of sarcasm in place, let's meet Guy #1

Now, just how long did he expect this picture to float around before it got posted to a website? Better yet, who is that extra chair for? One would assume from the number of diplomas and certificates on the wall that he must have some level of education - so let's discuss that book shelf and just how long it will take before it falls over.

read this....

it helps

it is not about criticizing the men, it is more about the choice of locale, or their poses...

Since sometimes, too often, people look funny when they are trying to be sexy

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Indeed, this is just a satirical look at those pics that seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but in hindsight make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking?

Now this is an interesting subject for a variety of reasons. My most immediate concern is that this young man is in desperate need of a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to purchase a new pillow for his leather chair. Those strings on this pillow can really get in the way on "play night." But he does get points for at least using a pillow.

I'm wondering if furniture placement could be an issue here. I'm assuming he has a casual sitting area behind the big-screen television - but perhaps a nice palm tree would provide some definition between the two areas.

The artwork grouping on the back wall contains some interesting pieces, but I'm thinking we could rearrange them in a more interesting pattern after we apply some nice color to the walls.

And perhaps JC Penny will have a drapes sale in the near future - we desperately need a window treatment intervention here.

Now based on the pose, our subject must have planned this picture, but looking at the surprised look on his face I'm guessing he was having second thoughts as soon as he heard the click of the camera!

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Now here we have a candidate who is in great need of having the housekeeper spend a few extra moments straightening up down in the dungeon!

Oh, where do we begin?!?!?!

How about we all agree that we can toss out that Easter Egg basket and those pink panties?

Our subject must be an avid tennis buff, going by the collection of tennis balls in the background. That, or he has some bizzare tennis ball fetish that involves pink panties and Easter eggs?!?!?!

I'm betting the mini-fridge is just out of the camera shot, and is loaded with beer.

The golf clubs in the background suggest that he enjoys the outdoors and remains very active, yet the lack of a tan line on his legs suggests he doesn't wear shorts all that often.

Looking at his pics on display to the left of the computer one could assume he is not all that into girls, but on the other hand, the lack of porn on display on his computer screen might suggest otherwise.

Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

Indeed, this is just a satirical look at those pics that seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but in hindsight make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking?

Now this is an interesting subject for a variety of reasons. My most immediate concern is that this young man is in desperate need of a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to purchase a new pillow for his leather chair. Those strings on this pillow can really get in the way on "play night." But he does get points for at least using a pillow.

I'm wondering if furniture placement could be an issue here. I'm assuming he has a casual sitting area behind the big-screen television - but perhaps a nice palm tree would provide some definition between the two areas.

The artwork grouping on the back wall contains some interesting pieces, but I'm thinking we could rearrange them in a more interesting pattern after we apply some nice color to the walls.

And perhaps JC Penny will have a drapes sale in the near future - we desperately need a window treatment intervention here.

Now based on the pose, our subject must have planned this picture, but looking at the surprised look on his face I'm guessing he was having second thoughts as soon as he heard the click of the camera!

Did you happen to notice the cat lounging on the couch, the flash makes it's eyes look like something from the Village of the Damned.

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I think we can all agree that those sheets have got to go. We could introduce a nice comforter in a warm earth tone. And a mirror over the head of the bed?

Once again we need to introduce some color to those pasty white walls. And we really should explore the possibility of a nice lamp that doesn't look like it was just purchased at TJ Max. Perhaps one more in scale with the bedside table?

But overall, our guy gets high marks for not having a "surprised" look on his face.

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Originally Posted by Ruby

Awww thanks Snappy.....

I like the mirror...the guy can whisper this songlyrics right into my little ear...

I must be honest with you babe (just gotta be honest babe)
I love to watch the faces that you make (when we make love ooo wee)
But when I'm behind you holding your hips and you close your eyes and bite your lips
I can't see you so might I suggest a change
Now mama please don't think me strange for what I'm about to say
(please don't think me strange)
If you know anything bout me by now
you know I'm a freak just follow my lead

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My new favorite thread, thanks Snapcat! Love the commentary!

RE: Playnite in Boise...the thing that make it as that expression. He couldn't be more disinterested, but he's got wood, so he's got to be interested in something. That or he took a Viagra about an hour ago, was about to jerk off, and then whatever he took the Viagra for fell through and now there's not anything interesting on TV, either. Oh well...I might as well keep my pants off and play with it anyway