I’ve got a lovely bunch of turnips

While that doesn’t quite have the ring of “coconuts”, it’s fairly relevant to Lindsey and me, as well as others like us.

By “like us”, I mean Animal Crossing fiends.

Lindsey and I bought white turnips (kind of a stock market thing, in the game) at 91 each, which is a fairly cheap price. Lindsey bought $80,000 worth, and I bought $320,000 worth. Today, we found a town that was purchasing turnips at 524 each. Lindsey turned a profit of approximately $300,000. I turned a profit of almost $2,000,000. Things are going well in our AC town.

Now all we need is for things to go that well in real life, and we’d be perfectly happy.