Frankly, I was going to make fun of the highlighted gentleman for being a creepy cheerleader-stalking weirdo, but then I realized: creepy cheerleader-stalking weirdos are pretty much my entire target demographic. So instead, I've decided to make fun of his goatee. Hey everybody! Check out that guy's prison pussy!

But seriously, readers: your creepy cheerleader-stalking efforts are no good if you keep them all to yourself. Share the wealth. Because if I don't get fresh creepy cheerleader pictures on a regular basis, do you know what happens? The gay videosstart taking over. And no one wants that. Well, except the gays. But they don't buy ad space.

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If you're gonna be that openly creepy, why do it with Rutgers cheerleaders?

09.10.07 at 3:45 pm

George Brett is a spaz

No kidding, I know for a fact that Louisville and Arizona State cheerleaders are very camera friendly.

09.10.07 at 3:52 pm

UpstateUnderdog

bonus points for cheerleader up-skirt pics.

09.10.07 at 3:52 pm

Punch Rockgroin

I see little Johnny is getting a head start in life – thanks to dear ol' dad!

09.10.07 at 3:56 pm

TEXAS

Well, I guess the creepy cheerleader-stalking weirdo uniform includes wearing "Jorts". Where can I get some? Cheerleaders I mean, not Jorts.

09.10.07 at 3:56 pm

Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

Yeah, judging by the width of the cheerleader in black's stance, stalker guy is probably regretting not wearing his "special" shoes. i don't mean the corrective footwear, i mean the ones with the built in flash.