Well didn't you get the call? They're remaking Snow White and they wanted you to star! What's that? Your phone lines are down because of an awful storm? Oh well, maybe next time they remake a classic they know you'll be perfect for...

You make headlines all over the country... for being the first person ever to marry a hollywood star on the walk of fame. You marry movie actor Rudolph Valentino's star. The next day, when you are found lying on top of the star talking to it, you are sent to a mental hospital.

You get your wish, here I am posting, this does come with the sad knowledge that no one actually wanted to give you the gratification of corrupting your wish so I had to take copious amounts of bribe and dig deep into my soul of pity to write this.

You do get the rest of the day off, but all your friends thought you were still working and forgot to invite you to a cool party that day. Your friends are having a great time, but you are stuck at home with nothing to do.

After months of not hearing from your friend, she finally calls you. Unfortunately, she has been sleeping with your man behind your back!! They are running away together and you will never see either on again.