This is pretty much the coolest thing I have ever seen. For years, I've been frozen by indecision as a grappled over whether to buy a boat or an RV. Now, the choice is clear. I'll have both!

Imagine the possibilities your life would hold if you owned one of these things. You'd be the life of every reservoir lake from Tulsa to Winnemucca. Plus, if you were ever on the run for operating a rolling meth lab, you could just pop the boat into the Gulf of Mexico (because you'd obviously be in Florida) and flee to Mexico, where last I heard, there are no laws.