4) The thing we adore about these dog-whistle kerfuffles is that the people who react to the whistle always assume it's intended for somebody else. The whole point of the metaphor is that if you can hear the whistle, you're the dog. - James Taranto

Holy shiat some of these are so bad that they are distracting me from making fun of the fact that the author of the "article", John Hawkins, remains a virgin at the age of 36 due to his literal constant flatulence. Thanks to the liberal PC police, he has not been able to find a surrogate fart sex therapist to work with him on this legitimate disability.

36) Repeatedly asking for government help undermines the foundations of society by destroying initiative and responsibility. It is also a fatal blow to efficiency and corrupts the political process. When everyone gets something for nothing, soon no one will have anything, because no one will be producing anything. - Charles Koch

According to Rush (it was in TFA): "When [Democrats] lose, they never say, "Man, you better become anti-abortion. You know what, we better oppose gay marriage." The Democrats never do that. We do. We start beating ourselves up."

monoski:36) Repeatedly asking for government help undermines the foundations of society by destroying initiative and responsibility. It is also a fatal blow to efficiency and corrupts the political process. When everyone gets something for nothing, soon no one will have anything, because no one will be producing anything. - Charles Koch

Unlike Mitt, I loathe Sesame Street. It bears primary responsibility for what the Canadian blogger Binky calls the de-monsterization of childhood - the idea that there are no evil monsters out there at the edges of the map, just shaggy creatures who look a little funny and can sometimes be a bit grouchy about it because people prejudge them until they learn to celebrate diversity and help Cranky the Friendly Monster go recycling. That is not unrelated to the infantilization of our society. Marinate three generations of Americans in that pabulum, and it's no surprise you wind up with unprotected diplomats dragged to their deaths from their "safe house" in Benghazi. - Mark Steyn

In placing our constitution in the hands of a black robed elite who can divine from thin air powers, rights, and duties neither contemplated nor easily extrapolated from the constitution, our republic has become a kingdom. Our king is Anthony Kennedy. Every argument advanced is advanced with him in mind. On every major issue he is the decisive vote. Put bluntly, the constitutional integrity of our republic has been ceded to one man in the third branch of our federal government. It makes him more powerful than the democratically elected Congress and President. It is not a sign that our system is too partisan. It is a sign that our system is broken in a fundamental way.

By exhibiting a degree of independance Kennedy holds the power. Scalia could learn something from him.

the difference between the job creators and the entitleder's. Koch pumped 7.8 million into the economy, while only taking corporate welfare, uh our tax dollars uh, government handouts and 'subsidies' , job creatin' dollars of 15.6* million.

1) If government is as wonderful as Obama says it is, why doesn't he ask us to pay what it costs? Why doesn't he raise the price - taxes - to a point where the deficit is zero? - Kyle Smith

That's not a question for Obama, that's a question for the American people as a whole. Leaches, every one, want their giant government and epic war machine but no one wants to pay for it at cost so instead we rack up debts on our children and grandchildren.

32) As a Catholic myself, and a supporter of Catholic institutions, what Sandra Fluke is telling me is that her birth control needs trump the needs of my family. She wants my hard earned dollars to go not to pay for my kids' braces, their college educations or my retirement, but to subsidize her sex life. - Teri Christoph

As a person born with genes that produce offspring with straight teeth, what Teri Christoph is telling me is that her crotch fruit's needs trump the needs of my family. She wants my hard earned dollars to go not to pay for beer, bacon, hookers and blow, but to subsidize he inferior breeding stock. Is that right Teri?

Jackson Herring:4) The thing we adore about these dog-whistle kerfuffles is that the people who react to the whistle always assume it's intended for somebody else. The whole point of the metaphor is that if you can hear the whistle, you're the dog. - James Taranto

Holy shiat some of these are so bad that they are distracting me from making fun of the fact that the author of the "article", John Hawkins, remains a virgin at the age of 36 due to his literal constant flatulence. Thanks to the liberal PC police, he has not been able to find a surrogate fart sex therapist to work with him on this legitimate disability.

Unlike Mitt, I loathe Sesame Street. It bears primary responsibility for what the Canadian blogger Binky calls the de-monsterization of childhood - the idea that there are no evil monsters out there at the edges of the map, just shaggy creatures who look a little funny and can sometimes be a bit grouchy about it because people prejudge them until they learn to celebrate diversity and help Cranky the Friendly Monster go recycling. That is not unrelated to the infantilization of our society. Marinate three generations of Americans in that pabulum, and it's no surprise you wind up with unprotected diplomats dragged to their deaths from their "safe house" in Benghazi. - Mark Steyn

monoski:36) Repeatedly asking for government help undermines the foundations of society by destroying initiative and responsibility. It is also a fatal blow to efficiency and corrupts the political process. When everyone gets something for nothing, soon no one will have anything, because no one will be producing anything. - Charles Koch

"What does that get us? A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey Barack Obama stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas."

5) It's a cancerous cocktail where on the one hand everyone is supposed to be free to do whatever they wish, but on the other we all expect protection from the consequences of our actions. - Nick Crews

I'm assuming this is in reference to bankers and the toxic assets, yeah?

25) I feel like I'm a feminist, and you want to know why? Because I'm enabled to do things for myself. If I don't like what someone says, I argue with them. If I'm in the mood for a cocktail, I pay for it myself.If I'm in the market for some sexy-times, then I hit up Rite-Aid on the way home. You want to know why? Because it's my life, and I can do that, and I don't have to ask Daddy's permission first or hit up his wallet. - Emily Zanotti

Female birth control does not work that way...unless you have a standing prescription for Plan B.

36) Repeatedly asking for government help undermines the foundations of society by destroying initiative and responsibility. It is also a fatal blow to efficiency and corrupts the political process. When everyone gets something for nothing, soon no one will have anything, because no one will be producing anything. - Charles Koch

the difference between the job creators and the entitleder's. Koch pumped 7.8 million into the economy, while only taking corporate welfare, uh our tax dollars uh, government handouts and 'subsidies' , job creatin' dollars of 15.6* million.

Dr Dreidel:According to Rush (it was in TFA): "When [Democrats] lose, they never say, "Man, you better become anti-abortion. You know what, we better oppose gay marriage." The Democrats never do that. We do. We start beating ourselves up."

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once again he is full of shiat. they blamed the media, and gifts from obama. a couple may have said something against it (in public), but republicans everywhere believed it with all their little little hearts.

Spanky_McFarksalot:Dr Dreidel: According to Rush (it was in TFA): "When [Democrats] lose, they never say, "Man, you better become anti-abortion. You know what, we better oppose gay marriage." The Democrats never do that. We do. We start beating ourselves up."

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once again he is full of shiat. they blamed the media, and gifts from obama. a couple may have said something against it (in public), but republicans everywhere believed it with all their little little hearts.

Did you not read? I started by saying it was a Limbaugh quote. The bullshiattiness is implied.