Michigan

Naked surprise in driveway for homeowner

65-year-old Clare County resident, Ernest E. Kramer, who lives in Oak Park, found quite the surprise on his way to turn off some lights at 11 p.m.

When unplugging some decorative lights while outside, he heard a woman's voice ask if she could use his phone, that she was lost.

As she approached, Ernest noticed she was pink shorts and a pink blouse. Then he realized that she was naked. Taking his shirt off and giving it to her to wear, Kramer brought her inside the house where his wife was watching and didn't say a thing.

August 08, 2008: Saginaw News: The 19-year-old student tried to make several calls but couldn't reach anyone, Kramer said. Then she headed outside and threw up in his garage.

Kramer called the police.

Clare County sheriff's deputies found the woman walking down the road some distance from Kramer's home.

"(Deputies) brought my T-shirt back, saying she's fully dressed now," Kramer said. "She was with eight other college students staying at a cabin of one of the parents, partying in preparation to go back to school."

Thank God for a good Samaritan like Ernest and a better wife who didn't interrogate him non-stop.