"Don't Feel Like Dancing"

"No Good At Dancing"

The Lyrics

Going to a disco, people tell me, should be funBut soon as I go in, the other people start to runSometimes pointing, laughing, making fun, and so much moreThink that it's to do with what I'm like out on the floor

But I groove along when I hear that favourite songHip-hop groovy mover, yeah that's right.Feel like John Travolta, ass-swingin' round the roomBut it's the music scarecrow here tonight

'Cause I'm no good at dancingTo whatever music playsWhene'er I take a chanceMy two left feet go the wrong wayYou'd think that I could muster up a little innocuous swayBut I'm no good at dancingOh, dear - best get out my way

No good at dancing, dancingWhenever I move, I'm-a way off the beatNo good at dancing, dancingI'm a-looking down at my two left feetNo good at dancing, dancingLeave me alone having fun, if I catch you I may stun you-woo-woo

Ditties come and ditties go, I'm still out on the floorI'm told before I dance, I should give warning, shout out "Fore!"But I don't see the problem, reckon I'm the one who knowsI think that I'm so cool there's icicles hangin' off my nose

No, I will not blend in or try to make amendI think it's obvious that I stick out a mileJust please, don't see red when my elbow hits your headIf you stick around I know you'll like my style

Though I'm no good at dancingThink I set the floor ablazeMy incoherent prancingSeems to others a malaiseYou'd think that I could act as though I'm not completely crazed'Cause I'm no good at dancingYet I'm always wanting praise

No good at dancing, dancingThat is something I never concedeNo good at dancing, dancingMy friends say I'm like a scarecrow on speedNo good at dancing, dancingHowever 's soon's I begun, then I think that I'm won-derfu-wu-wull

As I dance and flail aroundEverybody ducks and hits the groundAnd hears the sound as I'm singing away, glass shattering like ice

But I'm no good at dancingWhen I'm in a dancing dazeMy friends say that I can't singAnd their eyes begin to glazeThe memory will stay with them throughout their living days'Cause I'm no good at dancingBut I don't care what they says

No good at dancing, dancingEven though I move like my pants were on fireNo good at dancing, dancingAnd you'd need a bucket the amount I perspireNo good at dancing, dancingThough you think that I suck, I may try my luck with you-woo-woo?

No good at dancing, dancingI'm a hip, cool, boogieing dudeNo good at dancing, dancingThank your lucky stars that I'm not in the nudeNo good at dancing, dancingIn my head I can leap, so can I Wayne Sleep with you-woo-woo?

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You could just dance like they do in Dance Dance Revolution (basically square dancing on crack). . .555 of course, as your style is always quite amuzing and fun, still love Me Own Shampoo the best though.

Well done, Phil...I was wondering when someone was going to take a shot at this OS. Don't expect many votes from our American friends, though...despite being from Noo Yoik, I understand that the Sisters are still virtually unheard of across the pond (Americans, feel free to correct me...;-)) 555

Thanks, guys :-) Dave - I like "Me Own Shampoo", too; but I can see why it doesn't have very wide appeal. Kristof - my children like this song, so I've been hearing it around the house quite a bit (and that nearly always means I end up writing a parody). I nearly did "I don't feel like working"...