"To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers the he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the right aisle. A few minutes later he deposits a huge box of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says confused, "sir I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, " you see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because it is soooo much cheaper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"