The heating system has just been replaced I buckIngham house.but upon checking video of the insallation security found the engineer in the corner with one of the Queens dogs giving it a porton. The engineer was taken to court but the judge through the case out of court.............because he was corgi registered.

Used to be CORGI registered myself, many moons ago before it changed to "Gas Safe"

Never did "doggy style" with my clients though. (but did have a rather loose pair of trousers when i was younger, and met many "damsels in distress" and had loads of temptation) Probably why i'm on my third wife