The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

1.A person from the big city who assumes that country folk wear cowboy or logger outfits and spend large amounts of cash to try to blend in when they visit the country. 2.Someone who is trying something new like fishing or hunting and before they even try it they invest in all the latest and best gear. 3.Someone from the big city who gets caught doing the livestock. 4.Morons from the big city that actually think being called dude is a good thing.

1.Did you see that dude who's here to visit the Smiths??He must be wearing a grand worth of Carharts,what an ass! 2.Caught another dude in the sheep pen last night,let me know if you see someone who looks like they might have an ass full of rock salt I got him good. 3.Did you see that dude on the river yesterday,he was wearing the Orvis catalog but couldn't catch a cold if his life depended on it.