Oh god yes. I’ve loved that stuff since I was a kid. Ever since I became a grown up and can decide what I buy I Always have that stuff. Croissants and Nutella? Heaven. Nutella on a spoon? Also Heaven. My kids love a good peanut butter and jelly and chocolate sandwich (pb&j with a surprise strip of nutella somewhere). I’m always making friends who’ve never had it Buy some and Eat it and they always thank me. How could they Not??

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Read it again, Sam.

If you tip the Sonic Girl…oh, hell, even if you don’t.

I write for you. I rap for you (that one time, but c'mon, it was awesome). I make you laugh.

If any of that inspires you to, say, buy me a virtual drink, clicking that button up there will take you to PayPal. I will send so many happy thoughts in your general direction.

This money will not go to help the homeless or feed the hungry, but it just might get me drunk enough to do stupid things for your entertainment. Or buy me sexy toys. Just sayin'.

Don't worry, I already feel like an asshole. But GingerMandy talked me into it (I'm pretty sure it was my idea. Because no one will do a telethon for me.) after she foisted a really complicated budget sheet on me and now my head hurts.