uber humper:It also proves that you are irrational. Small product, big company

Abner Doon:Or maybe it just means that you're bad at rational thinking.

Yes. Yes, clearly I was mistaken in my deadly earnest indictment of the entire concept of a stock market based on something Buzz Aldrin said about a powdered breakfast drink. I see now that I should be more careful in making such serious allegations, lest I accidentally destroy the entire economy.

The only thing I ever found amusing about Tang was saying the line from the Saturday morning commercial ("Tang instant breakfast drink, for a taste that's out of this world!") into my fan because it made my voice sound just like the robot in the commercial.

He's jealous of Red Bull? Shenanigans. Tang's not great but it's better than Red Bull. One time, a guy driving one of those Red Bull promotional cars got lost and asked for directions. That was the first and last time I drank a Red Bull. Christ, it's nasty. And that's from a guy who likes Mountain Dew.