Lindsay Lohan’s Face: What The Hell Happened

Lindsay Lohan’s TODAY interview where she lies directly to Matt Lauer’s face aired this morning (after the jump), and probably one of the cruelest things they could’ve done is flash back to 2006 when she was only 19 with a face that doesn’t look like a blowfish. And if you’re wondering just how exactly she turned into Paula Deen minus the belly full of diabetes, Us Weekly says she went overboard on the facial fillers:

Lohan, 25, stepped out in New York City with extremely plumped-up cheeks and lips. Since she doesn’t appear to have gained weight, it’s likely that her fuller features are the result of facial fillers like Restylane or Juvederm.

For the record, I would’ve believed any theory that involved Lindsay Lohan overdoing it on something. Us Weekly could’ve said, “And then began her hopeless addiction to filling her cheeks with marshmallows,” and I would’ve nodded my head in agreement because they used the words “hopeless addiction.” From there, jokes about blowing the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man for coke as far as the eye can see, and now I’m genuinely pissed they didn’t say it was marshmallows. Goddamn you, Us Weekly.