The Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghhhh is the latest innovation to spew forth from Toy Vault's Department of Bloody Nasty Beasts. After lab testing into the Beast's household waste disposal potential showed promising results, Toy Vault's CEO gave researchers the go-ahead to market the Beasts (okay, actually he said "I don't care what you do with them, just get those vicious little sods out of the company cafeteria before they eat another chef." At Toy Vault, this is considered an enthusiastic endorsement. Not wishing a repeat of the ugly Exploding Penguins litigation incident, however, we suggest that you fill in the accompanying warranty with all due haste. Remember, once the hand tag is removed you may not have much time . . . )

This vicious creature is approximately 12" high, though we're not entirely sure due to attempts to bite off the hand of the person measuring it. Its length is about 10", give or take. See previous statement. It comes with a pull cord so that you can hear its fearsome roar yourself, if you're so inclined.