While I did not have actual urine of pancake syrup, I did have pee that SMELLED like it – and my underarms and any sweating that occurred smelled like pancakes. I was on Reglan to increase my milk supply while trying to pump breast milk for my preemie. Everything smelled like pancakes at our house! LOL.

causes artificial insemination
may become tri-polar
secrete strong semen scent
become both hot AND fuzzy
ringing in ears replaced with sound like snap, crackle, pop
develop uncontrollable urge to rip others bandaides off
succeptible to strained Andromeda
may begin to end every sentence with upward inflection
develop Angelina Jolie lip, men only
ejaculation may cause penis to make riccochet sound
indistinguishable tastes foremerly “tastes lick chicken” replaced with “tastes like Robutussen”

This one is right in your wheelhouse. I know you are both pitcher and hitter in that metaphor, but at least there’s not a catcher. Some days a few reporters are funnier than you. Not today. You had the mojo in your hands when you were typing…

An actual side effect listed on a friend’s anti-depression medicine. Had to stop taking it because every time he had an itch he thought we was going to die. Great side effect for anti-depression don’t you think?