Angela Natividad's Live & Uncensored!

27 February 2009

Zuma is a lot like heroin in that it will slowly consume your life, to no obvious purpose, while robbing you of livelihood and social vivacity.

But a Zuma addiction has fewer benefits. Case in point: while heroin addicts can probably find a junkie or two to hook up with, nobody in this universe thinks it's sexy to spend all your time playing an advergame.