Joe Jonas And Blanda Eggenschwiler Probably Woke Up Like This (Flawless)

Will all really, really ridiculously good-looking people look to the side? And… GO.

You know how it probably takes you and your significant other FOREVER (or, 45 minutes, if you’re Beyoncé — holla at “Partition, because DAMN, gurl!) to look halfway presentable when going out in public together? (Binge-watching “Scandal” with your boo takes precious time away from primping, which is why we spend all of our time binge-watching “Scandal” and zero time primping.)

Well, something tells us that Joe Jonas and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, don’t have this problem. Like, at all. Based on how effortlessly perfect and naturally camera-ready the pair are in the above photo, we’re willing to bet that the two probably — cue yet another Beyoncé reference in 3, 2, 1 — woke up like this. #FLAWLESS

Joe and Blanda, one of our “OFFICIAL” Cutest Couples of 2013, were snapped leaving West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont. Although we couldn’t tag along for their date, the two at least gave us plenty to salivate over outside.

Seriously, what’s lovelier: the fact that they’re holding hands ORRR that their sharp jawlines are as defined as chiseled blocks of marble and should be honored by a traveling exhibit coming soon to a fine art museum near you?

Ummm, BOTH! Why fight over Joe and Blanda’s most charming features when we could just sit back and bask in that special kind of glow that only love (and/ or a juice cleanse) can bring?