I had braces, so my teeth are all straight and stuff. When I was a kid (too young for me to remember), I slipped in the shower and broke one of my front teeth. One of the lower corners broke off, and now the tooth curves outward slightly.

My teeth are pretty straight, only have one that is slightly crooked. I didn't even need braces, and I may not have to remove my wisdom teeth. I haven't had a cavity since I was 4, despite the fact that the dentist always tells me to brush better.

I dunno. I bit into a Cheeto puff and the inside of it was super hard. It was like biting a rock. My tooth just went, *crrrrrack*

Man, I had the same experience, except with a Lays chip instead. I twisted the chip in my mouth and ended up eating it on the edge, and the mother*bleep*er was rock hard. Tiny chip out of my front tooth as a result of it, still feel the *bleep*er every day, like a reminder not to *bleep* around when eating your chips man!

Man, I had no idea there was anyone else in the same boat...I thought I was alone in this world, sustaining a serious injury thanks to a snack food.

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I dunno. I bit into a Cheeto puff and the inside of it was super hard. It was like biting a rock. My tooth just went, *crrrrrack*

Man, I had the same experience, except with a Lays chip instead. I twisted the chip in my mouth and ended up eating it on the edge, and the mother*bleep*er was rock hard. Tiny chip out of my front tooth as a result of it, still feel the *bleep*er every day, like a reminder not to *bleep* around when eating your chips man!

Man, I had no idea there was anyone else in the same boat...I thought I was alone in this world, sustaining a serious injury thanks to a snack food.

Let's be friends! We'll start a gang... of toothless badasses who beat the shit out of potato chips.