Fire Bill Belichick

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Top Ten Reasons To Fire Belichick

So many have asked: Why fire Bill Belichick, thegenius of our time, the modern-day Lombardi?

We're here to answer that question. Hence, webegin a series of the top ten reasons to fire our beloved coach.

#10: To prove he's really a genius. IsBelichick really a genius? How can we tell? Maybeit's his favorite QB Tom "Cindy" Brady that's thereal reason. Maybe it's his past offensive and defensive coordinators. Maybe it's just plain luck.But fire ol' Bill and put him in Detroit -- well, ifyou can win in Detroit, you must be a genius.