It wasn't the feds, Rob, not THAT important. It was my local suburb's police. But they were no less thrilled with the ladies trespassing on my property themselves. I mean, be dumb...but don't see cops, run away, and then start prank calling your intended victim, you know? That just brings the police BACK again! Jesus, people. The fucktardery ratio keeps creeping higher!

Oh, I know. He's my Jewish astral twin. And stupid, moronic crap is a mutual interest. This is as good as "Crimes and Misdemeanors," minus Jerry Orbach (who is dead, but if he was around, would be busy on "Law & Order," which this is also turning into, minus Sam Waterston, rats!).