After being married for 42 years, I took acareful look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 42 years ago we had acheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19-year-old chick.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car,nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-oldwoman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She toldme to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Lizcordysmum wrote:But BBQ, he'd be driving that hot $45,000 car when he went looking for his hottie...some kinds of women are impressed by that kind of superficiality!!!

Made me wonder if the reverse could be true. Our sons car is toast so he has borrowed Jeanne's. That means she is taking my car (supercharged sporty) to the gym. You know how young fellas like sporty power.

LMAO..I'll have to remember that.Although its the other way around for me my hubby is 12 years older then me..At least I'll be the one holding up my end of the bargin and he will be well not holdign up much..HAHAHA!!