A Minnesota man loses his law license after billing a client for sex. In Connecticut, a cross-dressing Catholic priest is accused of dealing meth. We also bring you strange robbery attire, unusual weapons and so much more in this edition.

Definitely not a superhero: Man wears Spiderman mask to robbery

Joining the ranks of people who wear odd outfits during robberies is yet another California man who decided to don a Spiderman mask while robbing a bar on Sunday. His partner apparently wasn't into the superhero get-up and went with more traditional robbery attire -- a dark, hooded sweatshirt. The two stormed a bar, demanded everyone put their hands up and stole cash from the bar. They got away. In December, one California robber decided on a surgeon's costume and another got attention for his candy apple red nail polish.

-- via the Santa Cruz Sentinel

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As if divorce isn't expensive enough: Lawyer suspended after billing client for sex

A Minnesota man won't be practicing law for at least a year and three months after it was discovered he'd been billing a client for the time he spent having sex with her. Thomas Lowe, 58, "unconditionally admits the allegations," according to court filings. He is accused of billing the woman for legal services on the dates of their sexual encounters at various points during an affair that lasted several months.

Monsignor Kevin Wallin's troubles began last May when church officials in Connecticut discovered "he was a cross-dresser who was having sex in the rectory," reported the Connecticut Post. He was relieved of his duties then, but is now accused of dealing crystal meth and using an adult specialty and video store to help launder his drug-related profits. Reports allege he was dealing up to $9,000 in meth a week.

-- via the Connecticut Post

Sculpture of small cow a hot item among Pennsylvania thieves

Most of the time, two cow sculptures stand guard outside a cookie store in Pennsylvania. Other times, the small one is on an adventure with thieves who seem to have taken a liking to the cow. Most recently, the little calf disappeared on a Wednesday night but was promptly returned after a student at Villanova University was seen carrying it. "Once the student was spotted, they dropped the cow sculpture and fled the scene." reported Mainline Media News. After a previous theft, it was found in a North Philadelphia basement.

-- via Mainline Media News and York Daily Record

Elk update: Officers face charges in killing of beloved elk

Remember that Colorado community that organized a vigil to honor the death of an elk? Two police officers were booked on a variety of charges related to the slaying of the beast. The investigation led to text messages that investigators say demonstrate the elk's killing was a "premeditated hunt for a trophy kill."

-- via the Daily Camera

Things people do while allegedly mixing alcohol and driving

In Texas, 23-year-old Coral Li Rape was pulled over by police after allegedly driving the wrong way down a street. She was asked to perform a standard sobriety test and instead opted for a Michael Jackson impersonation, moonwalking toward the officers, reports azcentral.com. In California, 28-year-old Carolina Carias is accused of driving while drunk, hitting a parked car, abandoning her car and then reporting it stolen. Both women were arrested.

A Florida woman lost her thumb for good last week after her boyfriend managed to bite it off while he was driving. The Washington Post reported that "35-year-old Ricardo Marquis Davis confessed to biting off the thumb and spitting it on the floorboard." Doctors were not able to re-attach it. According to Florida Today, the woman repeatedly told nurses, "I can't believe he bit my finger off." Another assault story making headlines for the unusual choice of weapon comes out of Ohio, where a 23-year-old man was arrested Friday after breaking an urn over a man's head. The urn contained human ashes, according to police, which erupted in a cloud of "powder" when the urn was smashed onto the victim's head.