If your lover insists on that Friday girl’s night at the club, don’t worry because this ring has your back. A seemingly innocent wedding band on the outside, it engraves “I’m Married.” on the finger of the wearer so misunderstandings are impossible.

For just $550, you will never have to worry about that fit younger man buying your girl a drink. Unless, of course, he doesn’t care that she’s married. Then you’re right back at square one.