Celebrity Courtside Body Language Decoded

We're still trying to process Rihanna and Chris Brown's appearance at the Lakers game. What does this all mean? Body language expert Lillian Glass, PhD, came to our rescue to decode Rihanna and Chris' canoodling—and that of some of our favorite courtside couples. Read on for love and basketball.

Disturbia

Disturbia

Based on their body language, Rihanna and Chris are a losing team: She's leaning on him and her feet are pointed toward him, but he's not even reaching out to touch her hand. She's smiling; his face is tense. Bottom line: He's closed off and she's doing all the work.

Daddy Dearest

Daddy Dearest

Creepiest PDA ever? Olivier Sarzoky, 46, completely engulfs Mary-Kate Olsen, 26, whose face is tense and her hands at her side. Their relationship is super paternal: He's kissing her like a father, not a girlfriend.

Newlywed Nookie

Newlywed Nookie

So what if they were caught by the Kiss Cam? Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel touch each other's necks, a vulnerable body part, meaning their love is genuine. Good news, because these kids are married now.