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Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.Quick note= until further notice please leave your link in you comment thank you.

Here's my jokes and funny stuff for this week.

A man goes to see the doctor and says, "Doctor it hurts when I touch my noes, it hurts when I touch my chest, it hurts wherever I touch, what can be wrong?The Doctor says "Well it's really quite simple, You have broken your finger"

two teeth in a mouth, one tooth says to the other tooth " Are you getting dressed up tonight"?The other tooth says "no why"? and the first tooth says "the dentist is taking us out tonight"