I loved that opening number. Shakira is hot and I like Usher. The Twins had awesome harmony. I'm really surprised they went with Blake after mentioning Usher in the preview. Blake is trying to refute the rumors that he's cheated on Miranda. So Adam is feeding the rumor. I love this show. AI is such a loser. I'm DVRing DWTS so I can ff through all the bad dances, commercials and Brooke.

Shakira doesn't have the play yet, but she's trying. She's so excited, it's cute. I'm excited. She's been my girlcrush when she wiggled her come-hither hips at me from the TV screen. The hips don't lie, you know. Usher's like, I'm better than all of you. Justin said so.

Titanium is such a horrible song. The original singer can't sing it. The lyrics are bad, the music is bad, the vocal is virtually unsingable and even if it was, it's not pleasant on the ears. And for the love that is all that is holy, unless you are Lea Michelle, stay the hell away from Katy Perry. And the dying young song with the pearls and rainbows and puppies.