I still have dial-up, and will still have it for a while

It is a high speed age. Everything is fast now, especially the internet. However, some people don't get a chance to enjoy this luxury.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have dial-up. It is the slowest internet connection ever, my average download speed is 4.0 kbs.

Why do I have this service? It's the only thing we can get. There are no cable lines running up our rural street (they are just 2 miles from us, dad gummit!!!) and satellite internet is too expensive and flawed. So the only way it's gonna happen if government legislation makes it required for all areas, and that may be a long time from now.

So if you still have dial-up like me, feel free to share your experience. If not, well, I still welcome your comments.