Horsing Around with Mr. Big

10/5/2007 11:00 PM PDT

Horsing Around with Mr. Big

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR DINNER

Last night, for one member of the New York Police Department, doody called.

The police came to pinch off Manhattan hotspot The Plumm for overcrowding last night, but the real you-know-what hit the fan when a NYPD horse decided to mess right there on the sidewalk in front of the club. Various pedestrians were able to manure-vre around the pile, but one pretty filly literally stepped in it with her fancy stilettos. Officers actually asked our cameraman to view the moment again and again.

Incidentally, Chris Noth (aka Mr. Big, and one of the co-owners of The Plumm) came out to see if he could help get the club reopened, but he just couldn't do s**t.