December 19, 2010

"The other day I got a text from a boy, but it wasn't hot. I mean, if you're going to text me every day, you haven't seen me for months and you're trying to seduce me, you'd better spice up that text and make it more exciting than 'How was your day? I hope you're having a beautiful one.' Sadly, I haven't been doing a lot of kissing lately."

I think that she's pretty adorable -- and no, that has nothing to do with the fact that she sucked Vincent Gallo off on camera, either. I haven't even seen "The Brown Bunny"!

It's just, y'know, I not only think that she's pretty, but I have this thing for chicks with scoliosis. And no, I'm not even joking about that at all!

Weird, I know.

Also, Vincent Gallo is a massive Republican and conservative, and Sevigny is a close friend with him. Whatever her politics might be (and I genuinely don't know what they are) she's not one of those Hollywood types who loathe conservatives.

I always love photos like that one, where the woman's trying to look sexy/powerful and all I'm thinking is "ewww' and "skinny" and she blew Vincent Gallo on camera? Good luck on finding a man with that resume', honey

Ok, were this another actress - say, Kate Beckinsale, or even Amanda Seyfried on a good day - I'd be hot and bothered. But Chole Sevigny is what you get when you cross attractiveness with a train wreck: Not pretty to look at, despite the constituent components. With that statement from her, I'm most more disturbed than hot and bothered.