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Loads of money for charity
From the SAAN news desk
''Make sure it is not too late!'', was the title of the charity event hosted by The Wise Giant Foundation. on August the twenty-sixth TWGF hosted a charity event for the emergency services of Palomino Creek and the other towns in Red County. This date was also claimed for the open day event hosted by the Department of Public Safety. Once the DPS noticed that the events were on the same day they canceled their event since charity is more important. The event was hosted at the Iron Giants MC clubhouse in Palomino Creek and people from all over the state came to help the people of Red County. There were multiple vehicles that you could bid on and the money would be send to the charity. Iron Giants MC merchandise was also being sold and the profits would be send to charity as well. In the end they raised 325,000 dollars for the Red County emergency response unit.
Our reporter spoke with the president of the Foundation and he was asked what he thought about how it went. He said:''The event went really well, people from all over the state showed up and bid on the vehicles, Iron Giants merch was bought and the grill managed by our Sgt at Arms was fantastic. The atmosphere was wonderful and many people donated. I would like to thank Rennsport and Dinoco for the big contributions.''
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Update on briefcase 2
From the SAAN briefcase desk
It has been 1 week and the briefcase hasn't been found yet. I heard that people thought that the hint meant that it was on the drag strip in desert or the highway in Las Venturas. A good guess but nowhere close. I have watched the surrounding area of the briefcase and no one has even appeared. Here is the second hint. Good luck.

Where the police at?
From the SAAN news desk
''Where are all the people at?'', Shouted a crazed gunman at Idlestack when he noticed that no one was stopping him. On the fifteenth of August our reporter got robbed by a gunman who is suspected of escaping an insane asylum. After receiving the cash he threatened the reporter. He said that if he didn't follow him around and report on his deeds he would shoot the reporter and his friend. He walked to Idlestack and started robbing more people. He started shooting at people that tried to get away. He told our reporter that the FBI is looking for him so he is preparing for a last stand against the police. He got furious when after 10 minutes of shooting and robbing no one even tried to stop him. He got on a car and shouted that he was disappointed in the gangsters for not protecting their turf and in the police for not protecting their people. It was once again the task for gun carrying civilians to put a stop to criminals at Idlestack. However the man drawing his gun on the mad man got shot down and left in a critical state.
A second man reached for his gun and shot at the lunatic, hitting him in the leg. The gunman fled to the motel after being shot. The bystanders who he had at gunpoint could finally run to safety. An ambulance arrived near the scene waiting for police to show up. After minutes of shooting the police showed up and a standoff occurred. This would be the end for him since he got mowed down immediately. DPS moved in and helped the bystander who got shot. SWAT secured the scene and told people to get away. Hopefully people will stay away from Idlewood from now on.
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Crusade against business owners
From the SAAN Newsdesk
''I was in Italy for two weeks and when I came back my store was sealed and I had to pay a ten grand fine.'', said a small general store owner from Idlewood. On the thirty-first of July the government released a publication called ''Campaign Against Illegal Businesses''. In this publication they reported that they have fined and closed several businesses and they boast about issuing a fine of half a million to JGC. If you are wondering what these illegal businesses are then you aren't the only one. No, they aren't businesses that sell drugs or unregistered firearms. They aren't businesses that host dog fights in the basements of their stores. Are these businesses evading taxes? The answer is no. The reason why half of Idlewood's stores are locked up and sealed is because the owner didn't get a business license in time.
All stores are sealed by the CPQL
If you have a business then you will get an e-mail from the government informing you of your crimes. They give you 72 hours to apply for a license or they will fine you with a maximum of ten grand each week. They will close your shop if you don't pay them. The current version of the law that forces owners to get a license has been in effect for almost a year now. However the enforcement of it is unpredictable. Our reporter spoke with one of the business owners and he wasn't happy. He stated that he is aware that it was his own fault for not following the law, but he doesn't understand the need of such a system. He said: ''My business was running well and I have been paying my taxes since I bought it in April. I don't know why there even are licenses to begin with. A license brings me no benefits other than not getting fined.''. There also seems to be no reason why the fines are so high since the SPQL has almost 21 million on the bank and made a 6.5 million profit last month. Should the licenses stay in Los Santos or not?
All stores are sealed by the CPQL except the one in the middle.
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Fishing for bikes
From the SAAN News desk
''LOCATE THE BIKE!'', shouted the captain of the Flying Cunt who lost his motorcycle in the river near Palomino. Deep into the night of the fourteenth of August our reporter got invited to a hunt for a lost motorcycle. Our reporter was uninformed about the current whereabouts of the bike and offered his help. He certainly was surprised when they all drove up to the harbor in Palomino and entered a boat. The owner somehow lost his bike in the river and wanted to scoop it up using the net of his fishing boat. One of the crew members jumped in the water and located the bike. The bike got scooped and the boat returned to the coast.
The rescue mission was to no avail since the bike was completely destroyed due to the water. The group was disappointed of their fruitless efforts and the bike was loaded into one of the cars and brought back to Los Santos. At the scrapyard they hosted a funeral for the bike before it got scraped. Rest in peace motorcycle. Rest in peace.
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Slash and dash in Idlewood
From the SAAN news desk
"Help me!" shouted a victim of a hit and run attack after being stabbed in the leg and left for dead. On the fifteenth of August our reporter witnessed an attack on a pedestrian in Idlewood. He got stabbed in the leg by a short person in a suit who made a run for it after stabbing. The police arrived approximately ten minutes later along with the DPS. The victim was taken into an ambulance after receiving first aid treatment to stop the bleeding. Multiple witnesses stated that the man got in a red McLaren and drove off. The motive of the stabber is unknown and the police is investigating the matter.
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Briefcase 2 has been hidden
From the SAAN Briefcase Desk
The first briefcase was found almost immediately after it was announced. So the first winner of the briefcase hunt got his 10 grand relatively easy. This time we have a harder spot to hide the briefcase. I hope. The second briefcase should have been hidden yesterday, but the place where all the briefcases are stored was unexpectedly locked and no one had their key with them. So it got planted a day late. It has the same rules as last time and always will. Take a picture of you and the briefcase on the spot where you found it. Send it to [email protected] ((forum PM)). Get invited to the SAAN HQ to collect your 10 grand. Good luck hunting. Tip: What is the top speed?
A photo of the first winner and Bruce.

Anti-Capitalists in Palomino Creek
From the SAAN News Desk
''DON'T FLAUNT YOUR WEALTH'', was the name of a publication by an unknown person that could be seen on several sites. Today on the ninth of August, two houses were completely vandalized in Palomino Creek. Both houses were completely covered with graffiti. The text on the sides of the house said that the rich should leave Palomino or else they will be killed. The person who wrote it made clear that he was anti-capitalist and that the rich weren't welcome in Palomino, even though Palomino is known for their above average income living area. One of the houses had 4 cars parked outside. These cars were almost entirely destroyed. The second house looked like it was the average house that wouldn't deserve to be vandalized. One of the text on that house said that it was justified, since the person owning the house had a super car. The second house had all of its grass removed for some reason. There were also dicks drawn on the houses.
Cars demolished, windows cracked, walls painted over with various text, thrash all over the place.
The police is currently investigating the cases of vandalism, but we here at SAAN have a few suspects in mind. First of all, since the texts are anti-capitalist, we can assume that the culprits are socialists. They could be members of Antifa that have made their return to San Andreas after a short absence. Another possibility is that the suspects are sympathetic to a terrorist who spread fear in Los Santos in April 2016. The terrorist was convinced that Los Santos was filled with greed and pride, prompting him to detonate explosives at the Idlewood Pizza Stack, killing five people in the process. The final possibility is that the locals of Palomino Creek are banding together to rid it of the rich. A similar case occurred several years ago in Angel Pine, when the locals enforced an "Anti Rice Law". They harassed and assaulted owners of modified vehicles, which is known as "rice" to some. A man was even murdered over his possession of a modified car.
The ground is dug up and the house is sprayed with text telling the owner to move out.
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The update to end all updates
From the SAAN Project Desk
I, Bruce Dewitt have returned from my two week vacation. Does that mean that I was just relaxing and taking a break? Much to my wife's annoyance I have not actually stopped working. I have been busy writing shows and I had numerous call meetings with the SAAN staff. The SAAN documentary is close to be finished as it has entered the last editing phase. You can expect it to be up next week.
We also want to announce that shooting has began for a new SAAN original series called Myth Hunters. The first draft of the show was a ghost hunting series, but after writing the second episode I already got bored of it. So now the SAAN team will hunt myths. I have written the first five episodes and first episode will premiere soon.
Expect an article about the whole PD situation at the moment since a lot is going on. We from SAAN want to send our condolences to the family members and friends of Hank Smith. It is a shame that he had to leave Earth in such a way.
The first SAAN Briefcase has been hidden in the city. When you find it, you have to take a picture of youself and the briefcase at the place it is hidden. Then you send the photo to [email protected] ((Forum PM)). After that you will be invited to a place to get your reward. Most likely the SAAN HQ, not some back alley. Don't forgot to bring the briefcase. First reward is 10 grand so good luck hunting. An article about the hunt will be posted when the first one is found. Hint: It is at the place were a star would park. Don't fight each other over it though.
You can ask any question down below and I will answer it.
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Coincidence or Arson?
From the SAAN News Desk
''Burn baby burn!'', shouted world famous super star Max Brookes at the scene of the fire next to Idlestack. The seventeenth of July was one of the busiest days for the Department of Public Safety. The County Commissioner visited them and spoke with the command and other members present. What was actually discussed is being investigated by our investigation team. After this they rushed to the beach since one of the shacks were on fire. They extinguished the fire in mere minutes and could rest for the moment. A stove that was still on caused the fire in the shack. It is unclear if it was done on purpose by someone. Not long after this fire they got another call about a fire at Pizza Stack in Idlewood. The container next to the restaurant was lit on fire. The sound of sirens caused a commotion with the locals who all came to see if their favorite Pizza place was on fire. When they noticed that the place itself was fine they left as fast as they came.
Right after the fire was put down they got another call about a container fire. This fire was just outside of the city in the trailer park near The toll Bridge. This fire had already spread to the trailer, but the Firefighters put the fire out before it could do any serious damage. We asked a firefighter about the fires and he said that he never fought this many fires after each other and that he thought it was quite odd. The fires are being investigated, however it is presumed that it was arson. Could this be the work of an serial arsonist or is it all just coincidence. The DPS seems to be getting back on its feet and will be operating like it used to before the incidents happened.
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Fire Chief position vacant
From the SAAN news desk
''At this present time. I'd not like to comment on the internal's of the DPS and I respect their privacy.'' Said County Commissioner Howard when our reporter asked him what the meeting was about. On the seventeenth of July the County Commissioner met with the DPS staff for an at the time unknown reason. We asked a DPS member and he stated that the meeting was about the resignation of Fire Chief Freya Keller, who resigned due to personal reasons. This resignation left the DPS without a Fire Chief and is now in the hands of Battalion Chief Kevin Taylor. The government is looking for a new Fire Chief and people can apply as they like. The most likely candidate to become the next Chief is Kevin Taylor as he is the most veteran member in the DPS. He also has already taken the duties as a chief on him and is respected by his crew. Who the next chief will be is yet to be seen. The activity of the DPS has already increased and we hope that his will end the dark pages of the history of DPS
Quick update on SAAN. The CEO, Bruce Dewitt is going on a vacation and Leonard Spreenen will take over his position for the time being. You are all relieved form my trash articles for at least two weeks. Enjoy.
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The future of SAAN
From the SAAN projects desk﻿﻿
Hello readers,
SAAN is going to a rough time, we have seen a decline in nice and original news to report on lately. Veteran readers might remember that SAAN used to do less serious shows, such as Memewatch. Recently SAAN has appointed me, Leonard Spreenen as assistant CEO and Project Manager, I, together with Bruce have ideas to improve the company with the goal of entertaining the people of Los Santos further.
Think about re-launching or thinking of new weekly/monthly shows. Bruce and I even thought about stuff like a "briefcase search" (We are thinking of a more creative name), we'll give tips and the finder of this "briefcase" can win a sum of money, keeping up the hype of the briefcase throne. All kinds of stuff like this.
Either way, we want to work together with the SAAN workforce to create a better future for the SAAN company, we want to be more transparent about ideas for the people interested and we want to, most importantly, entertain the city of Los Santos further.
Any questions about the future of SAAN can be asked in the comment section below.

Briefcase Throne
From the SAAN Throwback Friday desk
''One man's trash is another man's briefcase throne.'', said our reporter to himself when he saw the throne. Our reporter got an interesting call from a local artist who made a throne out of abandoned briefcases. When he arrived at the location he truly saw the most impressive throne made out of briefcases that he ever saw. The artist, Yuu Nagashima started building it out of boredom but quickly became passionate about it. When she was asked about where she got the briefcases she stated that she found them in front of Verona Mall, all alone and afraid. She took them in and gave them a warm home. In the last two months she collected fifty of them with the help of Bruce Dewitt. If you know or are the owner of one of these poor fellas please call 757539.
Hey Bruce Dewitt here. If you are wondering if this is actual news than I have to disappoint you, unless you think that the amount of briefcases littered around Verona Mall is news worthy. We from SAAN are trying to spice it up a bit and introduce Throwback Friday. When we aren't busy on Friday we will reference old SAAN. Today it was the article made by Jay Knight who wrote a hit article about the briefcases littered around Idlewood Gas Station. The true veterans will remember that one. We are also currently working on a SAAN documentary so more on that in the future.
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DPS falling apart
From the SAAN News Desk
''You have until tonight to resign or the three of us are resigning'', was the ultimatum send to Fire Chief Keller by her assistants. The three assistant chiefs of the DPS resigned due to being unhappy about Keller's leadership. The comment section of the last SAAN article certainly showed that there is unhappiness about the current state of the DPS. People resigning left and right ,arguing with each other online and no solution to everyone's problems in sight. The assistant chiefs had enough of the lax leadership of Keller and demanded her to resign. They reported that Keller has pushed her work onto the assistants while doing almost nothing herself. She did nothing of the work that a Chief should do and used Fire Department documents about regulations and policies without even bothering to change the name from FD to DPS. She also intervened with the work of the assistants and she has overruled majority votes, showing that she is more like a dictator than a leader. They also stated that Keller doesn't have time to lead the department in the first place. A firefighter stated that he hasn't seen Keller for at least three days now. Keller didn't reply to the ultimatum and is now without any leadership in the department. The future of the DPS is now uncertain. The resignation email will speak for itself.
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Internal battle in DPS finally over
From the SAAN news desk
''As of June 20, 2018, I (Fire Chief Sebastian Wright) will officially step down as the leader of the Department of Public Safety.'', stated Sebastian Wright on the DPS site. The leadership in the Department of Public Safety has been questionable for a long time now. It really started to go down hill when the Fire Chief fired multiple members of his command staff for no good reason. The Emergency Services Oversight Committee looked into this and agreed that the terminations of the command staff was unjust. Wright lost faith in the committee and stepped down voluntarily and became a firefighter rank 4. He promoted the then Deputy Chief Steven Ramos to Chief without the approval of the committee. Ramos was demoted to Battalion Chief and Freya Keller got promoted to temporary Fire Chief. Wright deleted all department related documents and was fired and banned from the department by the Chief. This caused Ramos and Captain Hammond to resign.
When Keller became the temporary Chief the first thing she did was getting the command staff back that was fired by Wright. She is busy rebuilding the department with new roles. There are now three Assistant Chiefs and they will each lead their own division. The divisions are Field Operations, Administration and EMS. A lot of new recruits have joined as well and the department is still hiring. Keller is acting under the supervision of the county government for a thirty day period, until they can vet out other applicants for the position. We from SAAN wish Keller and the DPS good luck.
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County Commissioner shot
From the SAAN News Team
''Isn't that the County Commissioner?'', asked a local when he saw the Commissioner being treated by medics. On the fourth of July the Commissioner attended the SAAN freedom barbecue before returning to the offices. When the commissioner was in Idlewood he suddenly collapsed. He was shot in his arm by a sniper and dragged to safety by a bystander. The PD and the medics arrived shorty after they got the call. He was taken to the hospital with police guarding him. He is out of life's danger and recovering. This isn't the first time that people in Idlewood get shot by a sniper. Yesterday a high ranked police officer was also shot and a few weeks back the coroners got shot at by a sniper as well. The police is investigating the shootings and we hope the perpetrator will be caught soon. People should realize by now that Idlewood is a dangerous place and that you shouldn't go there when you have no business there, especially at night.
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Happy Independence Day
From the SAAN America Desk
It is the fourth of July and that means that it is time to party big. It is the day for firework, parades, barbecues and baseball. The one and only national holiday of the United States. Since there are a lot of immigrants in Los Santos that may not know what this day is all about, we will summarize it real quick. The fourth of July 1776 was the day that the United States declared itself independent from Great Britain by adopting the declaration of independence. We kicked Britain's ass all the way until 1783 when they also recognized our great independence. The day has been celebrated every year since 1777 and in 1938 it became a paid holiday so that everyone can celebrate their freedom in peace. We from SAAN wish everyone a happy fourth of July and God bless America. Be careful with the fireworks. Those who don't have any plans for the day can come to the Freedom Barbecue at Santa Maria at seven PM.
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RS Haul, A Pole, and the county commissioner.
From the SAAN Newsdesk.
“The County Commissioner was in his heavy large vehicle and didn't get enough time to slow down and rear-ended him into the pole, which you can see on the ground.” The Scene commander at the scene of an MVA told me today. RS Haul is known for the typically bad drivers they employee, and this was no different. When I arrived on the scene, the fire department was spraying an oil leak to prevent a possible fire, the RS haul van’s front end was smashed in and the light pole was on the ground. When asked what exactly happened, the scene commander said, “Essentially, from what we know, the driver was going east-bound, coming from IGS. He stopped when he had the right of way. The County Commissioner was in his heavy large vehicle and didn't get enough time to slow down and rear-ended him into the pole, which you can see on the ground.” I just hope RS Haul has good insurance. The County commissioner was okay, and the driver of the RS haul van was “Doing Fine,” and being transported to the hospital.
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Police kidnapped
From the SAAN news desk
''We don't negotiate with terrorists.'', said a detective who shot and killed one of the hostage takers who sneaked up on him. On the seventeenth of June our reporter made a shocking discovery. A police officer was kidnapped by a criminal organisation and the hostage takers used her radio to demand stuff strait out of an action movie. They were willing to trade the life of the officer for a getaway vehicle, more guns, and loads of money. A getaway vehicle would be parked under the highway from Los Santos to Angel Pine. Our reporter came across this vehicle and the detective guarding it shouted that our team needed to move on. Our reporter drove further and looked trough his camera at the scene and saw a masked man appear from under the bridge.
The man creeped up to the officer and tried to subdue him. The officer grabed his handgun and shot the hostage taker and killed him. More police rushed in to secure the scene. The hostage was still nowhere to be seen and was declared MIA at the time. The police has yet to contact our staff about how the hostage situation ended, so we have to speculate on this part. We assume that the hostage has been saved and that the other hostage takers have been killed. The place where the hostage was held is unknown to us. Some speculated that it was an other attempt to ruin things by Antifa. We from SAAN however think that they had nothing to do with it, but that it was a get rich quick scheme by a criminal organisation that went horribly wrong for them. We honour the officers that put their lives on the line to save their colleague and made sure no bystanders were hurt in the crossfire. The PR department still needs some work though.
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Angel Pine goodness at Pizza Stack
From the SAAN crab Desk
''Get your fresh delicious Seafood. Dungeness crabs'', shouted a man advertising his food at Pizza Stack. It was quite an unusual day for the people around Pizza Stack. Normally they would enjoy pizza and or chicken, but this time they could enjoy fresh crab and lobster. The people from Angel Pine fisheries sold their goods from a truck at Pizza Stack and were soon out of supplies. The lobsters were almost immediately sold out, as well as the butter sauce. Our reporter spoke with the owner and asked him if Pizza stack knew that they were selling food on their property. He stated that he has a permit from Pizza Stack to stand here with his food truck and that he finds it amazing that a large company like Pizza Stack would support a small company like his. Our reporter asked customers what they thought about the food and one of them said that the crab legs were delicious, but that it would have been better with the butter sauce. They go out on sea every two days to catch lobsters and crabs. They are happy to take on private work if you want them to catch something specific. They are currently recruiting as well. We hope that they won't be raided by Somalian pirates.
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Los Santos releases battle royale mode
From the SAAN meme desk
''I will throw bomb!'', shouted an angry taxi driver at the Fortnite battle bus. On the twentieth of June a very unusual bus was driving people around Los Santos and Red County. The bus named the Fortnite battle bus spammed several soundtracks of the game Fortnite to get everyone's attention. It clearly worked since the bus was almost entire full. A local taxi driver however wasn't amused by the bus. He continued to harass the bus driver and threatened to throw bombs and shoot the people inside. The bus stopped in Palomino Creek when the Taxi driver parked his taxi in front of the bus and got out with a baseball bat. He hit the side of the bus multiples times. The people inside of the bus got out and citizen's arrested him while the police was called. The taxi driver shouted that he was angry at the bus driver, because he ruined his company since no one wanted to take a taxi. He claimed that he could no longer feed his family.
The police didn't show up at first and half of the group began to wander around in Palomino. The taxi driver was released and acted like he would leave the scene. He later showed up in an alleyway and groped a woman from behind trying to strangle her. The nearby people came to the rescue and tackled him, knocked him unconscious. He was pinned down to the ground while the group gathered again, once again calling the police. A single officer arrived at the scene and told all the witnesses to leave the scene, without questioning them. The bus journey ended as it became the centerpiece of a Santa Maria Beach car meet. The Taxi driver has been arrested.
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Horrible crash leaves two dead
From the SAAN news desk
''This is one of the worst scenes i had seen in over three years.'', said Deputy Chief Steven Ramos to our reporter when he was asked about the scene. Just before midnight on the seventeenth of June our reporter came across an horrific scene. A fatal crash between a couple on a motorcycle and a BoTS employee claimed the lives of the couple. The BoTS employee had some serious injuries but survived. The reason for the crash is unknown, but a witness stated that he saw the couple on the bike speeding on multiple occasions. He also stated that the couple didn't wear any helmets. The medics on scene couldn't do anything for them and they died on the spot. Our condolences go out for the friends and family of the couple and we hope this will be seen as a warning for people who drive recklessly.
If you are part of the public relations department of the Police Department could you be so kind to send me an email at [email protected]? No one seems to return my calls.
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Fire, explosions and trailer parks
From the SAAN news desk
''You didn't found the drug you needed and then burn it, lil shit.'', said a trailer park inhabitant to a cop when he was being arrested for assault. In the Late night of June the twelfth a giant smoke cloud was spotted by our reporter coming from the prison. The prison itself was not on fire but the trailer park near it was. The firefighters were trying to keep the flames from spreading, but the entire place was already on fire. They selflessly saved the inhabitants who were stuck in their burning houses. The gas canisters of the houses got so hot that they started to explode, endangering the firefighters even more. The trees surrounding the trailer park caught fire and one of them came down falling just next to a fire engine. It took the Fire Department just under an hour to put out the entirety of the fire.
While the Firefighters were fighting the fire a drunk driver broke through the barricades and started to drive all over the place. He came to an halt when he drove into one of the trailers. He has been taken to the hospital and he was in a critical situation. The owner of one of the trailers got upset that he lost his house and blamed the police at the scene for it. He shouted that they did it since they were corrupt. He started fighting the people on the scene and he got detained. That didn't stop him from accusing people. While he was getting helped into a police car he claimed that our reporter was the one that actually did it. It would be impressive if he could do it from all the way from Los Santos. The cause of the fire is currently under investigation by the Fire Department. Luckily no one died in this incident and the firefighters bravery saved many lives today.
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Dead bodies everywhere
From the SAAN news desk
"Nope. I was just driving pass and saw something in the water. Parked up, got out and yeah, saw that guy" said James who found the dead body. On 11/06/2018, the emergency line received a call stating that someone found a dead body in the river near to Route 48 west. He said that he called the emergency line multiple times and no one responded.
After a long talk with James, he told us "PD slacking off as usual. Literally after Steven O'Reily resigned from Chief of Police, the Department started going downhill like no tomorrow, especially after Murphy. Mate, PD is either corrupt right now, or full of robocops. I literally once sped over the limit, got issued a ticket twice the maximum norm and I still have their crime sheet since I was an officer myself. And when the deal comes to something that matters more, like this in example, "Nope, we are not coming, we are not of the petty level. We are the royal blood". Like literally, it's THEIR job to investigate, see why, how, when. But no, rather go pull over people who are livin' a nicer life or RS Haulers." After a long time waiting for anyone to respond, we found search and rescue team from DPS responding to that call with a marine unit near the dead body.
Captain Matt from DPS called the Red Rose department asking for a coroner. A coroner arrived on the scene. The Red Rose department and the DPS took care of the dead body. The Red Rose department stated that it might be a suicide, since that person drowned in the water. We're waiting for to inform us what happened this day. We send condolences to the familily and friends of the victim and we wish everyone in Los Santos to stay safe.
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Don Pinto egged by kids
From the SAAN egg desk?
''Who did this?!'', shouted Don Pinto who just received an egg to his head. The ninth of June was yet another eventful day at Idlestack. A lot of violence and vehicle crashes kept the emergency services occupied. Our reporter found a man lying unconsciously on the street near stacks. Even though there were many people who saw the man, no one called the police about it. This is a classic case of the bystander effect. The man got treated and it turned out he was heavily beaten. The people who did it remain at large. Don Pinto from Action News Around Los Santos also arrived at the scene and started taking pictures. A group of kids looked at him and acted nervously. Then one of them suddenly pulled out a egg and tossed it at Don. The egg went just past our own reporter's head and hit Don's head. The people watching couldn't believe what happend, but most of them could agree on that it was hilarious. The motive of the kids is unknown. The most likely reason is that it was just a harmless prank.
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