Some really great ones already up here.I'm not sure if anyone's already mentioned this, but...Face Punch?!lol. That whole segment of the movie was probably the funniest for me.Mike and Eric talking about the trailer:"Yeah, Mike you know that one? We saw the trailer. People...punching other people's...faces..And then the actual movie itself : "Put your gun down or I'll blow you fricken' head head off. ""Put your gun down or I'll blow your fricken head off!""Both of you, shut up or I'll blow both your fricken heads off!"Sorry if the wording is wrong. I'm typing from memory.

"Hey, Jasper. No fair with the mood control thing!"..."Sorry Bella. Happy...nevermind."

"Heaven."

Lots of others that have been mentioned here before. But one that has not is a line that punches me in the gut every time. When Bella is standing on the cliff and Edward's vision is there, when she says, "But you won't stay with me any other way." Wow, the desperation is so there.

Well you said them all already guys! Emmet's comment about dating older women, I was choking with my laughter on that one. But we were only 15 viewers in the theater so no one noticed. Also when Edward repeats the lines from the movie in class, I was almost crying. And of course, the finale, when Edward proposes to Bella. Only 7 months to wait for the next instalment...But I will go see New Moon at least another time.