Monday, October 4, 2010

Birthday Party #1

One of Josh's presents from Grandma was a gift card to Chuck E. Cheese. Kids love the place and when it's not too crowded it's fun even for the grown-ups.

However....

I do not intend on boring you with antecdotes and silly stories about random children at a possibly really annoying birthday party place.

Instead I will post a few obligatory candids of the fun and then get down to the main agenda of this post:

DO'S AND DON'TS OF CHUCK E. CHEESE

So here goes...

Bike,

Horse,

Carousel,

Hey, wait. Aren't you turning FIVE?

Giant spooky animatronic Chucky.

...and cute boy.

Now for the important part.

LESSON #1:

When your husband goes missing for a half an hour, check all of the car driving games. He will be at one of them using up all of the tokens and swearing quietly under his breath.

LESSON #2:

If you ever find yourself at Chuck E. Cheese and you are a female with breasts or a person with belly fat, never, NEVER, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever, NEVER get on this ride. You strap yourself in and watch a virtual reality roller coaster ride as it shakes, bounces, and vibrates(and not in a good way) the absolute MESS out of you.