The news was announced this week that Mike Myers (Wayne's World, Shrek, Austin Powers) and his wife Kelly Tisdale are expecting a baby. The announcement was carried by many TV stations, and together they will surprise anyone who stills thinks that talking heads write, or even slightly edit, the news copy that comes off the wires.

To be fair, it's a filler story for when the important news is done and there's time left, but take it from me, none of the other wire stories got the least bit of rewrite in the majority of these local outlets. -via Fark