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Friday, October 4, 2013

Jerk of My Dreams #26

Jerk. Asshole. Douchenozzle. Admit it- you hate to love the jerks. That alpha male character who is so arrogant and rude but sexy as hell.
That foul mouthed douche bag of a man who rocks your traitorous heart.
We've all read them and we've all liked them to some extent. In real
life you wouldn't touch the man with a ten foot pole. But in the
fictional world? Nothing can stand in the way! Everyone would be lying
to themselves if they didn't admit that the meaner the man, the further
we run... Towards them! *sigh*
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This is a DNF
for me. I'm sorry, but I just can't read another page. I tried, I
really did. I made it 60% through the story, but I just couldn't take it
any longer. That's saying something considering the fact that I wanted
to stop reading this book into the second chapter.

This is how I feel about Daniel/Bastian...

Daniel's
ONLY saving quality is his warped sense of humor. He is suppose to be
the jerk of the century, but he's nothing but a straight up dickhead to
me. I love my mean and abusive heroes probably more than normal, but
this dude is just rude and crude. He's bipolar and extreme, and I wanted
to kick him in the nuts then throw him over the blow up boat and paddle
away. I will say there were a few, and I mean few, where I wanted to
lie with him under the scorching sun and swap spit with him to keep from
dehydrating.

Just kidding. I didn't like him that much. Daniel
did have a few sweet and tender moments, usually only after he laid into
the heroine to the point where it had me shrinking into a corner and
wanting to hide. He was like a raging lunatic! The heroine is a saint
for putting up with him. For real.

Honestly? I felt like I was reading an erotic version of the television show SURVIVOR.
I swear it was just like that but add in some pirates. There's a bunch
of useless information that I believe was intended to help develop the
story, but didn't. I just kept rolling my eyes and asking myself, "Did I just read that correctly?"
Truthfully, I couldn't believe the amount of information to survive out
on the open sea was in this book. It was like a tutorial!

For
instance, did you know that when you catch a fish from the ocean and
slit the spine of it immediately, that you can drink the spinal fluid to
keep from dehydrating?

Yeah. Like I really needed that visual- or needed to know that.

NO. THANK. YOU.

Unfortunately,
the only good thing I have to say is that the writing style was very
pleasant and enjoyable to read. I'd be lying if I said I would never
read this authors books again. So I guess that's not a bad thing, right?