aeroplane blonde n. A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.

The Profanisaurus

The Profanisaurus was invented by Viz magazine in 1997 when they released it in the form of a booklet with their fortnightly mag. It has been constantly up dated in the same publication. This peticular copy was copied from a forgotten site on the web found with Google so we're not sure exactly what point in time this copy is from, since then we have been modifying it with our own, and your additions. You never know, these additions might end up in the proper copy! (if they are not already in it of course)

Please allow us to keep The Profanisaurus here by visiting the Viz's web site here, or better still buy the new hard-back book "Roger's Profanisaurus" at Amazon.co.uk.

Another confident appeal from the Australians (particularly topical at the moment too)
Keep shouting Sir we'll find you!
Did somebody tread on a duck?
A bit more choke and she'd have started
Speak on sweet lips that never told a lie