Sienna Miller may be British, but she celebrated the Fourth of July like a full-blooded American this weekend by hitting the beach in a bikini for the paps. And the only way these pictures could’ve been any better is if the hot MILF was eating a hot dog or a popsicle or a corn dog. But I guess either Sienna wasn’t hungry or she just hates America.

I don’t normally post pictures of Sienna Miller, I don’t know why, she’s really pretty gorgeous. I guess she just doesn’t like to party and flash her lady parts as much as some of the younger girls do. Here she is out over the weekend in a dress that looks like it could be see through, but isn’t see through in the slightest. What a tease. Maybe her nipples are skin color? This is probably why she doesn’t make it on the site. Anyhow, feel free to photoshop some nipples in on your own… It really spices up the shots. Enjoy.

Now that Sienna Miller is back together with that balding nanny-banger of a douche, she's doing her best not to let me look up her skirt while she gets into a cab. What a prude. I would have thought that after your husband or boyfriend or whatever he is cheated on you, letting a few celebrity bloggers have a look at the old lady parts might be a start at getting back at the guy. Apparently Sienna doesn't feel the same way.

When I posted pictures of Sienna Miller earlier today in her sexy black bikini, I didn't realize there were even hotter ones out there. Here she is playing kissy face and demonstrating her technique with that douche of hers on a yacht in what looks like a bikini that doesn't seem to fit very well. Awesome. Bikinis that are too small for a hard body like Sienna are alright with me. Enjoy.

I'd just like to start off by saying that I think it's completely unfair that Jude Law gets to have a relationship with Sienna Miller again, not because he banged their nanny, but because I just think it's unfair damn it. If you were here you'd notice I stomped my feet like a little girl while I wrote that. Anyhow, Here she is looking hot as hell in her sexy little black bikini. What kind of man cheats on a body like this? Seriously guy.

I don't know if Sienna Miller has had a job in a while, but she's managed to get herself invited to some sort of gala event the other night and she brought her hot little cleavage with her. I don't think I should say little cleavage, that dress goes almost down to her bellybutton, but she's not exactly filled with an ample bussom. It doesn't really matter, she's hot and I would like to make babies with her. They can grow up to be very attractive bloggers. Enjoy.

Here are some more pictures of Sienna Miller in a bikini vacationing in Barbados. Personally, I can’t get enough of that sweet ass. I’d like to dig in there with a spoon and taste all of its goodness. Not literally, because that would be gross.

Here are more pictures of Sienna Miller in a bikini with Jude Law. I still don't know why she's wasting her time with this guy. Besides the fact that he is losing all his hair, he cannot fully appreciate that sweet ass because he's already been there, done that and moved on. She needs a new fella, one who would put that booty on a pedestal, worship it and make it feel special. Call me. I know the right man for the job.

Here's Sienna Miller in her bikini in Barbados the other day. Do I really need to say any more? Apparently she's invited her ex Jude Law to go down and meet her for the holidays. Bad idea, getting back with your ex never works, especially when he barely has any hair left. The guy looks like he's wearing Bruce WIllis' toupee from Hudson Hawk. I've got more hair on my testes than that dude, why wasn't I invited? Call me, I can be down there by the end of the day.

Sienna Miller isn't exactly known for her ample front meat, we've all seen the bikini pictures, but she seems to be subscribing to the Paris HiltonBra Of The Month Club. Here she is showing off some sweet skinny girl cleavage in what has to be one of Paris' magical bras. I'm not complaining, you know how much I like boobs, especially when they're attached to a hottie like Sienna. Enjoy.

Here's supper hottie Sienna Miller at the premiere of 'The September Issue', whatever that is, looking as hot as ever showing off her sweet sweet legs. I think those retarded sunglasses would look better floating in my bathtub. That's right, I'm implying that she came over to my mom's house, stripped and took a bath, what of it, I'm not a creep I would keep my distance and watch on the webcam I set up for just such an occasion. Sadly up until now that webcam has been filled with nothing but mom. I've said too much..
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We all know that Sienna Miller is hot as f@#k so it shouldn't come as a surprise that seeing her in her bikini in Ibiza could possibly catapult teenage boys into manhood. I'm already a man and I feel like I've just had a second case of puberty, I'm not sure how that works but it feels pretty good. I don't think I've ever seen her act, or if I have I don't remember it, but the girl sure knows how to wear a bikini, I'll give her that.

Let me first start off by saying that I am a fan of Sienna Miller, girl’s damn hot. It bothers me that the media makes her out to be some kind of a whore, which doesn’t make sense because I haven’t had the privilege of having my way with her. If anyone knows whores it would be me. It's the only tail I get. So until that happens, I will consider Sienna to be a classy, well adjusted young woman. Besides there's nothing whorish about this outfit. Unfortunately.