Sunday, September 28, 2014

Because I hate wasting good material at an away game...

I have heard reports (which I have not confirmed, but why wait for that? Nobody else does,) that he ran to his car to fetch a piece, and if I had a Glock in the glove box and an AR in the trunk, you’d better cool believe it’s the trunk key I’ll be fumblin’ for.If so, that raises a couple further interesting questions:

Did Vaughan Foods have a No Totin’ policy?

If so, was the COO, despite being not only the top banana but also a reserve po-po, following that policy?

Also if so, will that policy be changing in light of recent events?

A bit of googlin' later...

Nosing around, it does seem from this account (the most detailed I’ve
found yet) that Vaughan fetched a carbine from his trunk. Which makes
sense, because if I’m heading off to shoot somebody, I’m grabbing the
biggest heater I have access to.

As folks who work in emergency services can tell you, while some volunteer po-po, firefighters, or EMT are whackers, the majority of them are actually painfully earnest and civic-minded people..