Sigh. You know what I most definitely want to have in my next life? A Facebook marriage. Not your regular husband and wife struggling to balance work, their relationship, and kids kind of marriage most of us are accustomed to.

Nope. That's for the birds. But if we could all live in the perfect utopia that is the type of marriage people can't resist trying to paint a picture of on Facebook? There would be, like, zero divorces in this country.

Why would anyone want to leave something so pure, blissful, euphoric, and simply freakin' awesome?!? It would be like being on vacation or attending a super cool party or something -- every day for the rest of your life.

Check out these photos to get a true glimpse of what life inside a Facebook marriage looks like.

It's where it's at, people.

Do the liars people who post about their flawless, wonderful marriage on Facebook make you want to scream?