Son Of A Trump: Delusional Spawn May Run For Political Office

Is Donald Trump Jr. trying to be the “coolest” Trump spawn? It kinda looks that way, with gossipy Page Six in the New York Postreporting that the junior douchebag it talking about a run for New York political office.

MAKE IT STOP!

It seems the eldest spawn has forgotten a few important things. First, his home state didn’t vote for daddy. They cast their ballots bigly for Hillary Clinton. Secondly, has he not seen the crowds gathered in protest every day and night in front of Trump Tower. New Yorkers despise the Trumps.

SAD!

Oh well, that doesn’t seem to be stopping Don Jr’s delusions of political grandeur.

Appearing at the meeting of the F6 Labs gun club in Hicksville, NY, he said that he would love to follow his father into office. One gun club guest told Page Six, “Don Jr. said he is interested in running for office, such as governor of New York, but the position of mayor of New York would be less interesting to him,” adding that he didn’t want to be one of 100 Senators, nor a member of Congress.

Of course not. Like daddy, if his delusional offspring can’t be numero uno, fugheddaboutit.

Junior told the gun club members that campaigning alongside his father made him think about his future.

Do I want to be behind the scenes and be a mouthpiece and fight back against crazy liberal media? Maybe.” Don Jr. joked that he missed the intensity of the presidential campaign: “Going back to doing deals is boring after 18 months. The politics bug bit me.

BAD FOR AMERICA!

Guess what, junior. Politics is a serious business. It’s not supposed to be fun. A circus is fun. Oh wait, maybe that’s not the best example considering the clowns in the Trump White House. Never mind.

Don Jr. didn’t say when he might run, but New York Governor Andrew Cuomo happens to be up for re-election in 2018. Could it be he is trying to lay the groundwork, at least with a captive audience of NRA fans. During the meeting he announced that he would oppose anything that restricts the Second Amendment. He also supports state reciprocity laws, which allow guns to be carried from state to state with a permit.

Of course he does. Remember, this is the guy who spends his weekends in the Catskills killing innocent animals. He kills them across the globe whenever he can, too.

Yeah, that one got him ravaged on social media. And it’s not the only time. Don Jr’s Twitter page is filled with more stupidity than a dunce club. No one can forget the time he heartlessly compared dead Syrian refugee children to Skittles. Or his ignorant slamm of London’s Mayor Sadiq Khan after the House of Parliament bombing –that tweet got him called a disgrace around the world.

Word of advice, junior: that is not the way to be cool. Besides, everyone knows the coolest one is Ivanka. Just look at all those daddy kisses, and that spanking new office in the West Wing. You’re just jealous.

Donald Jr. is not the sharpest tool in the Trump shed by any means. A tool, yes, but he’ll never be sharp.