Well, almost immediately after putting up our little screed about Lauren Conrad, Your Mama heard from Junebug and Sweet Thing, both of whom have been in this house and who both gave us all the 411 about Little Miss Conrad's new home. We thought the children who care might like a little look see at what rich parents and reality T.V. paychecks can buy.

Well, in truth kids, Your Mama does not know if Little Miss Conrad is purchasing this property with her own money earned from posing for party candids at Roosevelts and Hyde, or if it's being leased for her television show by the production company. We suspect she's purchasing, but we've been wrong before. Although Junebug thinks 2.2 million clams would have been a better asking price, the house was actually last listed at $2,495,000 and property records show the Miss Conrad picked the place up for $2,360,000.

At any rate, the freshly renovated house measures 3,009 square feet with 3 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms. There is also a guest house out back with additional an bedroom and bathroom which will make perfect digs for a bodyguard or one of her less fortunate female friends who can't afford her own multi-million dollar house.

We confess to liking this house quite a bit. Of course, it is not blazing any new interior design trails, but it's a modestly sized, well appointed house Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter could easily call home. She may be a snooze on our television, but she can certainly pick a decent house, can't she?

Please note the floor in the sun room and the black and white tiles in the bathroom. We love that shit.

Hey LGB. Funnily enough, this house is only "Spanish" because of superficial details. Which might explain why it's unusually appealing to you. If you painted the house white, removed the tile awnings and flattened the pitched roof above the front door, you'd essentially have clean 1920s modern design with Irving Gill-ish sensibilities.

Hey Alex. My garage was built in the 1920s and is very narrow, but it hadn't occurred to me that a driveway might be too narrow for a modern car to navigate. If they need a Model T or a Smart to comfortably clear the the driveway, I'll cut them some slack :)

And as someone who doesn't cook -- I lived in my last house for two years before discovering the oven didn't work -- the only thing I noticed about this kitchen is that it had a good layout (and that great TV placement) for parties. But you're totally right...not a kitchen for culinary types.

I like the kitchen, it looks plain, clean and functional, but I'd be forever tripping over the mat under the high stools on my way to the fridge and oven (there is a fridge and oven to the right, yes?)The bathroom floor is too cold and unwelcoming for me, but thats probably a location thing. I guess frigid bathrooms are okay in LA. I am not a fan of free-standing tubs with shower taps. Even if one has a maid to mop the overspray from the floor afterwards, and crawl into the narrow space between the wall and the tub to dust every week, it seems pointless to make unecessary work in this fashion. Better she spend her time polishing up the granite in the kitchen, no?The pool house furnishings look like they came from a skip (thats a dumpster to you US folks) Chairs from an old peoples home, butlers folding table from god knows where, and revolting carpet from I-don't -want-to-know.The landscaping is typical LA. Can someone local explain to me why Angelenos have a mania for concrete paving slabs with tranches of grass between? Just think of the maintenance bills for watering and trimming around each one every week! Getting your furniture legs to sit straight on that mess must be difficult at best. Pass.

The interiors do NOT represent the buyer so it's fairly pointess criticising them ... This house has been staged - it's clearly obvious from looking at the furnishings.

Also, most people on the westside have help so I doubt Lauren needs to worry about the house, the yard or the pool - you hire people to do those things so it doesn't cut into your time at Maxfields & Les Deux ...

Mama: LAPD Tipster just called. He's stopping by the evidence room, then he'll jump into a marked, turn on the toys, and be right over. He said you'd know what that means -- and that I will be happy again.

Bless you, people, I'm not hear to ruffle any feathers. In my oh-so-humble-opinion, its better not to stage any furniture at all if the budget will allow nothing but freebies from the dumpster-up-the-street. Any client worth the view will be able to fill in the blanks better than dumpster-style dregs. Besides which, staging has nothing to do with the bathroom floor, the free-standing tub-shower, or the paving stones in the lawn, so my comments on those shall stand.

Another thing to keep in mind about the narrow drive ways. Back in the 20's not only were model Ts the norm and quit narrow but also people didn't put up fenses on the sides of their homes. So there was typically another 5 feet of to play with. Now adays we in LA all want and need as much privacy around our pools as possible so a 6 foot fense and probably hedging is the norm and thus the sinle car driveway seems even more tight and unusable once you get past the front yard. even if you are driving a prius.

Flora, you indeed make a point about dusting under the bathtub. To coin a phrase, been there, done that. Add to the mix spilled water on the floor and you've got the recipe for mud. Housekeeping is one of my interests, not that I actually engage in it. I grew up in a house with a bathroom like this and a garage like that. The garage was not useful for sheltering cars, but our parents let us use it as a playhouse. I did my first decorating in that garage and even as a 7 year old, hung my first wallpaper. Isn't that sweet?

I think you will find Laurens House in N.Orange Grove Avenue, Los Angeles,CA is now back up for Rent At A Cost Of $1100 Per Month and her Parents Home in Laguna Beach is Up For Sale At A Cost Of $17 Million. Lauren and Her Current BaseBall Player Boyfriend Live In Wilshire House,10601 Wilshire Boulevard,Westwood,Los Angeles