Rumors On The Internets: Your Dad's Not Drunk, He's Fulfilled

"[Phil] Donohue was fired because he was against the Iraq war" [Crooks and Liars]

"By and large, the Internet -- including blogs -- reacts to stories and the way full-time journalists tell them." [Dean's World]

Men between the ages of 30 and 54 got into their kids' Douglas Coupland, are now "voluntarily dropping out of work, unable to find a job that interests them, and preferring instead to live at home, doing things that they find more fulfilling." Name one thing that is more fulfilling than alienating your family. [MoJo]