It's clear that in todays society, with our lax attitude towards maple syrup, has caused this huge surge in maple syrup crimes. And don't give me the 'the maple syrup didn't commit the crime argument'. You know if we didn't have such easy access to maple syrup, this never would have happened. We need more maple syrup regulations and restrictions.

Obviously syrup is becoming too dangerous for the general public. I mean look syrup related crimes more than quadrupled (4x0=0) what it was for the past ten years, in 2012 ALONE. I say we put a ban on syrup.

I disagree
We need to stop these things at the source, And what is syrup made from? sugar.
I say we put a ban on all sugar and sugar products, this would not only drop syrup crime rates but prevent tooth decay.

Guys, this rate dramatically increased in 2012 by a 100%!
This is serious, with that rate increasement, this will end up being a serious problem, people won't feel safe on the streets, they will fear for criminals luring in the streets with a maple syrup!