Tom, downside of that post is that the boss sounds as mad as a box of frogs and you'll get paid in Monopoly money.

Paul296 wrote:Got any pics?

Sure. There's now a few pix on the forum where I've been caught on someone's Smartphone and I can 100% cast iron guarantee you that I am wearing knickers in every single one of those. I know when I'm outclassed by a hunk of metal on 4 wheels

PS anyone who photoshops my mug onto "that pic" ^ is in big trouble. a) I don't like pastels and b) would never commit such a sartorial disaster.

It was a play on words based on the image, just not a particularly good one. Mat, your point of first resort next time is urban dictionary (which I'm not linking because a lot of it is most emphatically NSFW )