We have yellow jackets nesting in a gutter on the back of the house. I see them going in and out all day. So I called Orkin, and they quoted me $250 to come out and spray the fuckers. I said, “No thanks.”

*We put our deads in a lean-to behind the utility room at Baby Farm. The people who are supposed to take them to Carcass Landfill haven’t done so in a long time. So long that the pigs in Corpse Closet have melted into a giant puddle of molten disease, writhing with maggots.

Regular Guy: You haven’t seen Corpse Closet since Friday. Wanna go look? The bodies are gone. It’s all sudge and bones now.

Me: No!

Regular Guy: Aww. Why not?

Me: Because if I can’t eat or jack off while I’m looking at something, I don’t want to see it.**

Nota bene: Final thought, there was a study quoted at Ace of Spades & Hotair that downplayed Donald Trump’s social media power noting that only 39.4% of Trump’s Twitter followers are currently eligible to vote as opposed to say Jeb Bush with 85.5%

Just remember 85.5% of Jeb Bush’s followers is 244,530, 39.4% of Trump’s followers is 1,477,500 that’s six times more.