Charlotte Church is a tank

I know Charlotte Church is pregnant, but this is pushing the limits of human comprehension. If she puts on any more weight my brain won’t even register that she’s a person anymore. It’ll just be, “Hey, why is that car wearing a bikini?”

she looks less preggo and more fat.
When my friends were pregnant, they just got it in their tummies. I know some people are different, but oh my goodness, her’s is less in her stomach area than anywhere else!
But are we forgetting to make fun of her corn rows?

Norway and Japan are the only two countries in the world that gleefully whale all they want in the face of international bans. Hopefully, this photo was taken on one of their beaches…right before the ship showed up.

a) I may be wrong, but wasn’t she that tiny little teenage singer? How the fuck did she end up looking like this?
b) Again, I may be wrong, but isn’t she a teenage singer? This girl can’t be much more than 20? How’d she get pregnant? Lemme guess, her pervy 40 year old director started dating her?
c) What’s happening with her is not pregnant fat, that’s just regular old fat! You can’t even tell she’s pregnant her, she’s just one big fat chick. Granted, not nearly as bad as Kate Moss’ friends!

I know she’s pregnant, but you’re really not supposed to put on more than about 35 pounds total during a pregnancy. She’s not even showing yet, and it looks like she’s already edging up on that 35lb mark.