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And we’re off. Mauro and Shamrock are live cageside at the HP Pavillion. Ranallo has his hair slicked back like a two-bit gangster and his glasses are casting a malevolent shadow over his eyes. Guess we’re dealing with Evil Mauro tonight. Shammy says Nick Diaz is only happy when he’s pushing his physical self to its limits. And hey! Miletich is there too, somehow looking like the most professional broadcaster of the bunch, with a dapper suit-and-tie ensemble. Way to class it up, Pat. Woodley vs. Galvao is up first …

Round 1Woodley comes out light on his feet, changing levels early. They trade jabs and then Woodley stings him with a one-two combo. Galvao tried a shitty takedown and Woodley stuffed it and hammered him on the side of the head a few times. Woodley knocks Galvao down with a left, but lets him stand up. Another terrible takedown try from Galvao, who just tags him twice more in the face. Hard. Galvao goes stumbly as he tries to stand up, goes for another lame shot and winds up flat on his face. Woodley steps forward to blast him a few more times and the ref stops it.

Tyron Woodley def. Andre Galvao by TKO (punches), round one.

During his post-fight remarks, Woodley says he should get the next title fight. He says he’s going to “sit down Indian-style and watch this title fight” and get ready to make a run at the welterweight championship. During an interview with Strikeforce’s backstage chippy, KJ Noons actually sounds surprisingly articulate but doesn’t say anything interesting. Strikeforce spends about five minutes showing how many of its fighters are sitting at cageside (basically all of them). Gilbert Melendez looks into the camera and says "Later, Noons," and gives a thumbs down. That was actually pretty awesome.

Round 1Coenen tries a low kick early but misses. The height advantage is evident here. Coenen lands a low kick after a fairly slow first minute. Kaufman whips off a good combo, but doesn’t seem to stymie Coenen. After a punching exchange at the 3:00 mark Coenen gets the clinch, but gets pushed against the cage by Kaufman. Coenen reverses and lands a nice elbow. The ref breaks them up with 2:06 left. Coenen find a home for an overhand right and they go back to the fence. Another restart with 45 seconds to go. Coenen hits Kaufman with a couple of body kicks. They open up a bit in the last 10 seconds. I gotta give that one to the challenger. 10-9 Coenen.

Round 2Kaufman looks like she might try to be more aggressive here. She lands a couple punches in the early stages. They clinch in the center and Kaufman backs Coenen to the fence again. The boos start to rain down from the crowd. The fighters trade a few knees. Ref breaks them with 3:00 left. Good body kick by Coenen, but Kaufman catches it and bulls her back to the fence. Coenen tries a knee to the head but doesn’t quite get it there. Another restart with 59 seconds on the clock. Coenen whiffs a high kick. Kaufman lands a right hand counter off a Coenen kick. Coenen gets a hip toss, but Kaufman winds up on top and blasts Coenen with some punches. Coenen throws up an arm bar attempt just before the bell, but Kaufman shakes it off. 10-9 Kaufman.

Round 3Coenen gets an early single-leg, but gets immediately swept by Kaufman. The champ puts Coenen’s head against the cage and drops some hammerfists. Kaufman postures up, and slams her with a body shot and another flurry of hammerfsts. Coenen throw up an arm bar and sinks it. Kaufman taps. The referee steps in to stop it.

Kaufman looks like she’s pissed that Coenen kept cranking the arm bar after she tapped. Coenen appears really remorseful about it. Seriously, like she might start crying. She says she “deeply apologizes” during her post-fight interview, saying she couldn’t tell that Kaufman was tapping.

Ah, good, here’s that Diaz interview we’ve been waiting for. Dude looks like he’s at a funeral. Diaz claims he is not an emotional fighter, even though people keep saying that about him. “I’ve been getting in fights since I was pretty young,” he says. “So I just try to keep it real.” Diaz couldn’t possibly look more bored and pained to be talking to Heidi Androl. Thankfully, it’s pretty short.

Round 1JZ appears to be wearing standard basketball shorts. There also seems to be some confusion over a sleeve Thomson is wearing on his knee. Finally, they make him take it off. And Big John says let’s get it on. They spazz through an early combo, ending with a JZ right hand. Thomson lands a kick. Then a low kick from JZ and he clinches against the cage. A hard knee from JZ. As they come back to center, Thomson uses a push kick. Inside leg kick from Thomson. JZ is trying to load up huge shots. He drops Thomson with a right and follows him down and pulls into a guillotine try. Arm-in, but it’s deep. Thomson thought about tapping, but eventually pops his head out. Thomson works a little ground and pound. JZ tries out the rubber guard, but Thomson passes to the side and locks up an arm triangle with 10 seconds left. JZ survives to the bell. That round could go either way.

Round 2Thomson looks to keep his distance early and avoid the power shots of JZ. Cavalcante closes the distance and pushes him against the cage with 4:10 left. They trade position against the chain link over the next minute and a half. Thomson gets a takedown with 2:20 left and takes JZ’s back. Thomson gets one hook in and lands some right hands to the face. He rides the position for a bit before trying his arm triangle again. JZ slips out of it, and gets back at least to half guard. Thomson throws some more good shots just before the bell. 10-9 Thomson.

Round 3Thomson tries an early shot, but can’t get it. He clinches against the fence with 4:30 to go. They trade some knees, but Cavalcante gets a takedown straight into the mount at about the four-minute mark. Thomson gets his guard back and uses the rubber guard with 2:30 left and he mugs for the camera. Unbelievable. JZ gets free and they exchange on the feet, ending up with JZ on top again in the last minute. JZ lands a few shots. Thomson lands an upkick, but it goes the distance. JZ might’ve taken that round.

In his post-fight Thomson says he “felt like shit tonight” and says “Knock, knock, Gilbert” because he’s coming for the title again. He also says: “There’s no way I won that fight 30-27 … these judges need to have a clinic or something and figure out how to judge these fights.” And just like that, Josh Thomson just won me over all over again.

Heidi Androl is back! This time interviewing Dan Henderson and Babalu Sobral at cageside. She asks what fighting back at light heavyweight means to Hendo and he basically says, “I won’t have to try that hard.” Babalu says a lot of stuff I don’t understand, but then seems to offer Henderson a bet involving a bunch of beer over the outcome of their fight. Hendo, obviously, takes him up on that.

After a few more minutes of the Strikeforce broadcast team doing a really terrible job reading off their teleprompters, it’s main event time …

Nick Diaz vs. KJ Noons

Round 1Josh Rosenthal gets us started and Noons takes the center of the cage. Noons misses a wild hook. Diaz is doing his weird stance, holding his hands up at arm’s length. Good jab and 1-2 by Diaz. Noons lands a body shot. A left hook and uppercut by Noons, but Diaz drops him with a counter cross. Diaz follows him down straight to side control. Slams the face with a couple of shoulder strikes. Noons kicks him off and stands, and Diaz is holding his hands at his sides on the feet. Another jab by Diaz. Noons comes in with a combo and shakes off a takedown attempt. Two body shots by Noons. Diaz with another pair of jabs. Noons wings some wild power shots, but comes up empty. Diaz is talking to him and Noons lands a left hook before the bell. 10-9 Diaz.

Round 2Noons tries to gauge the distance with the jab. Diaz throws some high kicks but Noon tags him with a left hook. Diaz just mean mugs him in response. Diaz is cut above the eye. Noons lands a few more shots to the face. Diaz tries a lazy takedown, but can’t get it. Noons with another left hook. Diaz counters with a right. Noons is starting to pick him apart a bit. Diaz keeps trying to pat him with the jab. Then a good body kick by the champ. They trade low kicks. Both guys rips body shots. Noons lands a right hand. Low kick by Diaz. Noons sets him up with a jab and lands a good knee to the body. Noons easily won that one. Diaz has to get him down. 10-9 Noons.

Round 3Diaz shoots for an early single, but Noons steps out of it. Diaz pops his head back with a jab. Then a right. Diaz is trying to be more active. He lands a left. Diaz is just tapping him at range here. Noons trying to counter, but mostly coming up empty. There’s a couple of good jabs from Noons. The first three minutes is just vintage Diaz-style striking, though. Gets a clinch and tries a knee, but misses. Noons hits him with a good body shot, but Diaz comes back with a 1-2. Then a good left. He’s boxing him up. 10-9 Diaz.

Round 4First time into the fourth for either guy, Mauro says. Diaz tries an axe kick. No, really. Then he lands a body shot. Noons lands an uppercut when Diaz tries to clinch. Low kick from Diaz. Overhand right by Noons. At the 3:00 mark, a hard right by Diaz. Noons chops away with the left. Another good combo by Diaz using his reach. Big left hand from Noons. Diaz is just peppering his face, however. Diaz lands a knee from the Thai clinch with 1:30 left. There’s a big uppercut by Noons that might’ve rocked Diaz. Diaz comes back to blast him with a big knee and a right cross. He tries to taunt Noons with some crazy kicks and gets punched in the gut for his trouble. Close round. 10-9 Diaz.

Round 5Low kick by Diaz to begin the final round. Diaz dives in for a takedown, but Noons stumbles away from it. Good kick from Diaz. Diaz throwing more punches in bunches. The pace has slowed considerably here. Diaz got in deep on a double-leg with 2:50 left, but Noons powered out of it. Noons throws some go-for-broke punches. There’s a hard straight right from Noons with 1:45 left. And another one. Diaz doesn’t seem to mind, though. More popping jabs from Diaz in the final minute. They stand and trade down the stretch, but not much of substance. I’m giving it to Diaz, 10-9.

They throw the CompuStrike numbers up on the screen as we await the decision and, man, they’re total bullshit. Total punches thrown from Noons: 611. From Diaz: 443. There’s no possible way that’s right.

They share a long embrace in the cage. So I guess they’re bros now. Mauro calls it one of the greatest five-round fights in MMA history. Don’t know about that. Diaz says some almost unintelligible stuff about how he’d beat Noons standing, or on the ground, or in a boxing match. It’s whatever.

And it is. It is whatever. Showtime leaves us with a look at “Dexter.” So, yeah, I’m not watching that. I’m out.

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Greenoasis- October 14, 2011 at 5:46 am

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oki-who oki-ryu- October 10, 2010 at 2:45 pm

my only guess as to how the compustrike numbers came out the way they did... Is that they counted every time Noons brushed his hair away as strikes.

RSparrow- October 10, 2010 at 11:48 am

i caught it...

I couldnt stop laughing... I'm hoping this is a steroid reference.

Ken came out with of that earlier this year,.. fuckin militech... old school and raw, just like frye. Love it.

amsterdamheavy- October 10, 2010 at 8:33 am

Those CompuStat pu ch numbers are bullshit. If Karl Jr. actually threw 611 punches, hed have been bust as hell; a punch every 2.45 seconds busy as hell.

Props to Strikeforce for free shows and all, but goddamn their production and announcers just suck a dick.

Best line of the night, Shamrock says something like "Ow, kick to the liver".
Mauro: "I guess your liver is on the other side of your body?"
Frank: "Ya, Shamrocks have extra liver, livers"
Militich: "Ya, I wonder why..."

Did anyone else catch that exchange?

fatbellyfrank- October 10, 2010 at 1:35 am

^^ matter of fact..I've got it know

dogpt3- October 10, 2010 at 12:35 am

I love the diaz bros as grimey as they are. I understood what Nick was trying to say at the end, essentially, he aint scared, except of being thought a pussy by avoiding the standup and going for takedowns

dogpt3- October 10, 2010 at 12:33 am

FBF I lived south of Melbourne down in Mornington years back and drank that shit all the time, you can get it milking a cow or pulling a plow.... We actually get VB in Canada now but not the stubbies just the tall boys, not the same at all.

Carl Sagan- October 10, 2010 at 12:29 am

Great fight. For the record, Dexter is an excellent show.

NinjaNerd8- October 9, 2010 at 11:10 pm

Nobody won. Just like nobody won the first time.

KarmaAteMyCat- October 9, 2010 at 10:24 pm

DON'T BE SCARED HOMIES!

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 9:51 pm

You guys like the VB huh? dogpt, anyone, might have to go the forum and send me a shipping address, and If you guys like VB you'll love Melbourne Bitter,

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 9:33 pm

dranokills Says:
Sun, 10/10/2010 - 14:15
nite to my bro in ozland. good fight eh?
.......................................................................................................................
An absolute fucken nutlicker Bro, fucken pearler, great card all up, (raises stubby in general direction of potato land)
Highlights from Today
Watching the Marloes/Kaufmann fight with my 12 year old daughter, talking her through the basics and really enjoying the fight, Marloes, you have a new fan, and now I cant talk dirty about you any more.
Woodley's punchin power or Calvoes(?) soft head, if its punchin power its pretty awaesome
Great fight withThompson / Cavalcantes however I hate show boatin

Nick/ Noons First round Nick, he then shit himself in Rd 2 when he got cut, once he got a good look at the cut on the monitor at the end of round 2 and realised it was nowhere near a fight ending cut he was OK from there on. Fucken great fight and Nick won it with stand up, and Noons didn't want any thing to do with Nick's knee strikes. Love Love it Love it. If we where in a bar I'd buy drinks for everyone.

vaicavalo- October 9, 2010 at 9:29 pm

I totally had JZ winning by 29-28, but let's forget about it and go to a more important topic, HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE THINK THOMSON WON THE THIRD ROUND?
I mean, is there something o Strikeforce rules that I didn't get?

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 9:28 pm

^^LOL

MoTropolis- October 9, 2010 at 9:20 pm

"Good on Nick Diaz for beating KJ at his own game".

Spoken like a true gentlemen Frank. And before I could even finish that sentence Mauro blurt "...survives an..ultimate unanimous decision". What the fuck is going on over there.

KarmaAteMyCat- October 9, 2010 at 9:19 pm

Called that shit down the middle, Hey side note! Don't be scared homie! :D You really think miller can beat him still haters? Not a chance. :)

atoastymonster- October 9, 2010 at 9:19 pm

Wow, diaz vs noons was shitty fight.

Tact- October 9, 2010 at 9:16 pm

GSP is not impressed with your performance K.J.

mthomas- October 9, 2010 at 9:16 pm

Why is Mauro SO interested in hyping the rubber match? He's the only one...

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 9:15 pm

nite to my bro in ozland. good fight eh?

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 9:13 pm

haha!!

mauro: are you guys ready to see the rubber match?

crowd: booooo

dogpt3- October 9, 2010 at 9:12 pm

Noons is crying, split ends and a loss is a bad night

tnbp- October 9, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Mauro just called this "one of the best title fights in MMA history." The Strikeforce announcers make me crazy. I hate them worse than I hate both these fighters put together...

JDL- October 9, 2010 at 9:10 pm

I hope Diaz never goes to the UFC, cause he has horrible wrestling.

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 9:10 pm

Ok...they didn't fuck this one up.

tnbp- October 9, 2010 at 9:09 pm

Pretty great fight. But I couldn't help but think the entire fight that neither of these guys would be top contenders in the UFC, would they? There's a lot of folks who think Diaz is a top 5 guy and I just don't see it. Neither guy impressed me much. It was a good fight because they were fairly evenly-matched and they wanted to throw at each other the whole time. But what does Diaz do against GSP, Koscheck, Fitch, etc? I think not much...

El Guapo- October 9, 2010 at 9:09 pm

Diaz' eye looks like a crime scene.

Regardless, he won.

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 9:08 pm

Same as you Drano.

But I am guessing judges have it 4-1 Noons.

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 9:08 pm

I think thats 4 to 1 diaz. lets see if the judges are on crack.

meanfinger- October 9, 2010 at 9:08 pm

hahah.. mauro calls out the 4:20 mark in the 5th round.good fight by nick. he won in every stage

dogpt3- October 9, 2010 at 9:02 pm

hahaha I heard that too Jimbo. Buncha yahoos

tnbp- October 9, 2010 at 9:02 pm

I hate both these guys. More Heidi, please. She's the only thing I'm cheering for...

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 9:01 pm

man this is a damn good fight...bring on the 5th round, I'm looking for a KNOCK OUT.

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 9:01 pm

Man, this is entertaining for sure.

2 great strikers.

I have it 3-1 Diaz going into the 5th.

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 9:01 pm

cocksuckers aside, GREAT fight!

mthomas- October 9, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Seriously, how many times are they gonna say "HeighTH"? That ain't a word, yo...

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 8:56 pm

"we're all on tweeter"

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:55 pm

I though Diaz was done for after that second round. I was clearly wrong. Diaz 2-1 after 3.

The problem with noons is that his body size isnt enough to put on 15 pounds and keep his speed. whereas Diaz is tall enough to distribute that weight, you cant tell a difference between 155 and 170 with diaz, and hes faster cause of it.

meanfinger- October 9, 2010 at 8:43 pm

lol good one jimbonics.. im wondering how come diaz didnt try to advance on the ground.

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 8:39 pm

noons is more worried about his hair than nick.

dogpt3- October 9, 2010 at 8:39 pm

Open palm strikes FTW

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 8:36 pm

funny meanfinger! i thought the same thing.

dogpt3- October 9, 2010 at 8:36 pm

Noons is such a weenie, i hope he gets KTFO

El Guapo- October 9, 2010 at 8:35 pm

Let's get it on!

meanfinger- October 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm

that was cool how they just showed them taping up diaz's loaded glove. WAR DIAZ!!

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Shamrock: "What is with Diaz' calm personality lately"

He is high as a kite.

dogpt3- October 9, 2010 at 8:33 pm

ship it, thanks Jimbo

King Kong Kim- October 9, 2010 at 8:32 pm

Getting tired of these shitty judges!

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 8:30 pm

dogpt

veetle

Maine Blazer- October 9, 2010 at 8:30 pm

What was that about trailer parks and tornados?

JDL- October 9, 2010 at 8:28 pm

The showboating must of won him that fight. I can think of no other explanation.

Yeah, 30-27, get the fuck outta here, who was that? and is Thompson channelling Miller, fucken Idiot. Concentrate on the fucken fight during the fucken fight. Fucken smartass

El Guapo- October 9, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Can they make it any more obvious that judge was paid off? Geez. And was it a chick judge?? Fuuuuck me!

JDL- October 9, 2010 at 8:22 pm

that decision was crap, but big ups to thomson for giving props to JZ.

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 8:21 pm

Props to Josh for calling out the idiot judge that scored it 30-27.

CungwantsCookies- October 9, 2010 at 8:20 pm

holy shit. thompson by judging fuckery.... 30-27???

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:20 pm

LOL......finally a fighter says what we all think about judges.

El Guapo- October 9, 2010 at 8:20 pm

30-27 my ass!!

StRyKeR- October 9, 2010 at 8:20 pm

wtf for real, 30-27?!?!? WTF???

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 8:19 pm

Meesteer Thompson,
We are not eempressed with your smartasery dureeng le fight, you look like you have a beeg future do not pursue theeeese deeeckhead tactics, you got away with it theese time, pleese rethink thees sheeeet

CungwantsCookies- October 9, 2010 at 8:19 pm

got to agree with blazer. i have it 29-28 JZ.

wouldnt shock me if it went to thompson by the same score. rd 1 was pretty tight

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:19 pm

Wait....wait.....A judge scored that last round for Thompson. WTF????? That was CLEARLY JZ's round. I am happy Josh won but 30-27? Why is it SO hard to judge a fight?

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 8:19 pm

Bwaaaaahahah.

Maine Blazer- October 9, 2010 at 8:19 pm

MMA judging FTW

Maine Blazer- October 9, 2010 at 8:17 pm

If this were Pride Thompson wins. However, I think JZ took the first and third frames. Third round by default almost.

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:16 pm

I love when a guy does nothing on the ground for the last 2 minutes. I can see it going either way but I hope Thompson wins because he isn't nearly as boring as JZ

jimbonics- October 9, 2010 at 8:14 pm

Thompson is a showboating idiot.

Turd Furgeson- October 9, 2010 at 8:14 pm

@knee strike.

Erin Toughill!

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Yeah this is actually really good so far. Although in fairness, we just watched UFC 119. ;)

CungwantsCookies- October 9, 2010 at 8:12 pm

strikeforce needs to legalize elbows in gnp

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:10 pm

two*

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:10 pm

Yeah I am digging this fight. Round 1 was a coin flip. Round to is Thompson

CungwantsCookies- October 9, 2010 at 8:06 pm

now THAT was a friggin round.

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 8:04 pm

NICE!

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Fucken great first round Wooooo

NinJay- October 9, 2010 at 8:03 pm

Good first round!

knee_strike- October 9, 2010 at 8:01 pm

@dranokills

Agreed.

The question that remains is whether there's a female fighter on Earth who can take out Cyborg. I thought Kaufmann was the only one who could, but now it looks like she won't get a chance.

^ Yeah. stay outa Cyborg's division and things should work out OK, and cheers Bro, raisin a frosty one to ya, and cheers mate to knee strike, goota go back to the fights now

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 7:53 pm

cyborg loomed over coenen just as much as coenen loomed over kaufman. I like the girl but she got her head handed to her by cyborg, and prolly never wants anymore assbeating. she should stay at 135, she will be a good champion I think.

El Guapo- October 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm

^^ "Uhhhh, yeah. I dunno, you know. Just wanna fight. Get paid, you know."

CungwantsCookies- October 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm

its amazing how uncomfortable diaz is being interviewed after this many pro fights

knee_strike- October 9, 2010 at 7:51 pm

@fatbellyfrank

LOL! As my former brother-in-law from Perth used to say, "Cheers, mate."

Yeah, Coenen is certainly beautiful. Christ, I wish she had destoryed that repugnant female douchebag known as Cris Cyborg.

fatbellyfrank Says:
Sun, 10/10/2010 - 09:50
I hope Marloes takes this one, then announces on the world stage she has decided to devote her life to the sexual gratification of an unknown fat Australian bastard (Me) and her new direction has the full approval of the Reem, so he doesnt find me and kill me with his bare hands.
.......................................................................................................................
I know this was posted on another thread, but she forgot the most important part of her post fight speech (sighs)

its amazing how much more watchable strikeforce is without gus johnson

El Guapo- October 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm

"El gwapo"??

Get it right

CungwantsCookies- October 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm

some solid clinch work going on here. got to wonder if coenen's stamina wont be affected by the cut to 135

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 7:25 pm

its weird I like em both, and they both have great heart, and both are totally badass.
I'm gonna be happy no matter what so......the only thing that could be better is if they rip each others clothes off.

CungwantsCookies- October 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm

pic cap: "dont be scared homie, i passed my prefight blood test"

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm

Looks like Scott C gave all the boys free tickets

Maine Blazer- October 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm

Uh-oh you guys, Coenen is shown hitting a tire with a sledge hammer. Look out.

Terminator- October 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm

atdhe.
net
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/watch-strikeforce-diaz-vs-noons-ii

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 7:20 pm

alright time for the women who LOVE to bang..sweet.

El Guapo- October 9, 2010 at 7:08 pm

Mauro rockin the slicked back hair. MRuss is probably looking in the mirror, greasing up as we speak. "Ahhh yeah, Mauro Ranello Jr, bitch!"

And is it just me or has Shamrock had those braces for a long ass time? Those teef must've been crooooooked..

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 7:06 pm

^ He's to busy designing t-shirts

Maine Blazer- October 9, 2010 at 7:04 pm

No Gus Johnson? Do YOU believe in miracles?!?!?!

JDL- October 9, 2010 at 6:54 pm

anyone if you'll be able to watch this on a stream?

Turd Furgeson- October 9, 2010 at 6:54 pm

@fbf.

Of course Noons needs em. He just wears em backwards.

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm

yep.
I am right now.

knee_strike- October 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm

I'm normally not inclined toward profanity, but -

WAR FUCKIN' DIAZ!

Thanks. Just had to get that out of my system. I'm looking forward to a great fight. Nick looks totally cool in the Diaz vs. Noons II graphic, by the way.

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Anyone else watching Gomi/Diaz right now?

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 6:38 pm

^^I heard its popular with Pedro Martinez.

shitbag- October 9, 2010 at 6:37 pm

Don Zimmer has his own brand of dickhole underwear.

Sabado Gigante- October 9, 2010 at 6:35 pm

I fucking hate Don Zimmer!

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 6:35 pm

^^ Did you hear Rosie O'Donnell just got arrested by DEA agents at LA's International Airport, apparently she was concealing 20lbs of crack in her panties!!

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 6:33 pm

@ Shitbag, Noons doesn't look to me like theres any need for dickholes, he's what I imagine Justin Beeber will grow up to look like ( somethin about the hair)

shitbag- October 9, 2010 at 6:32 pm

@steampunk Count me in. Ok, we need to establish market share. First order of business, murder Rosie O'donnell, with her out of the way we stand to make millions. Millions!

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Half an hour lads.

@Shitbag

Looks like we're going into the "Panties With Dickholes In 'Em" business. I always knew at some point in my life I would say that, and now I realize that this is that magical moment. Its everything I expected it to be. No more, no less.

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 6:27 pm

@ Turd, of course I got Spicy crap taco's, but you gotta ask special for them, Not just anyone is worthy of spicy crap taco's, keep it on the quiet bro, and we'll get to eat all of em.

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 6:24 pm

@ Motropolis, theres new stuff out there to Shitcan Tito about?? CP do your public service and get it up here, been a while since I had to access the bank of Tito's massive head, Jenna's massive vag stories

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 6:22 pm

I wear panties with dickholes for robbing banks, you know, on my head, as a disguise, Aww Fuck!!!! I hope noone from the Australian Police is readin this!

shitbag- October 9, 2010 at 6:16 pm

@steampunk22 Where can I get panties with dickholes in them? For purely research purposes of course. Have you considered - it'd also be convenient for women and not just trannies to wear panties with dickholes in them. Noons looks like he'd wear dickhole panties.

Turd Furgeson- October 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm

@steampunk.

Special love huh? I was wonder what that tingling feeling in my sack was. I feel it, bruv. I feel it.

MoTropolis- October 9, 2010 at 6:05 pm

I know we are in the midst of a major event but could someone at CP whip up a quick article on Tito Ortiz's recent tweets of despair so we can all berate him in his time of need? Kthxbai.

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm

@TurdFerguson

Thats cuz you get SPECIAL love. Not like, handicapped love, but special love. Better than the rest. Unless you roll with that short bus action. Whatever, we'll work something out.

@FatBellyFrank

If you lose you should get Cyborg's panties.
They've got dick holes in 'em.

;)

Turd Furgeson- October 9, 2010 at 6:03 pm

@fbf

What? No spicy crap tacos?

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Hey CP, just got a great idea for a competition, the prize you win is marloes training camp panties, I'll leave you guys to sort out the details

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 5:54 pm

Come on Turd, come on over with the rest of us Bro, I got nachos and Buffalo wings for everyone bro, and a cuppla jugs of Rum n Coke, c'mon Buddy, steampunk didn't mean anything by it,

Turd Furgeson- October 9, 2010 at 5:48 pm

Ouch. No love from steampunk.

You guys have fun. I'll be over here in the corner.

dranokills- October 9, 2010 at 5:45 pm

I will be watching on my stolen video feed :)
cheers to you bros.

Snitches_get_stitches- October 9, 2010 at 5:39 pm

Its on SuperChannel in Canada.. ETA 1HR and 22Min, call up yer service provider!

steampunk22- October 9, 2010 at 5:33 pm

Yeah in Canada you have to get it as some sort of package deal.

@FatBelly @Dazed

Yo! Looks like we're gonna be buddies tonight on the liveblog... :)

DazedNConfused- October 9, 2010 at 5:20 pm

(In Canada)

DazedNConfused- October 9, 2010 at 5:19 pm

Do I need some kind of premium channel to watch this on tv tonight? If so I'm gonna say fuck it, get blacked out tonight and watch it tomorrow.

Turd Furgeson- October 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm

@kingmade.

Me too. My buddy that has showtime got sick, and decided he needed to go to bed or whatever, so I'm doin the liveblog too on this.

I got Noons and Coenen... Who else is fightin?

MoTropolis- October 9, 2010 at 5:14 pm

check out the fight soup forum for a SS of a tv guide fail on the event tonight

fatbellyfrank- October 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm

Hey Kingmade, how ya doin Buddy, looks like its you n me, want a beer?

KINGMADE- October 9, 2010 at 5:07 pm

You don't know me... but I am here. Wishing we had showtime right about now... but fuckem. Live blog is almost as good.