Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Issue 4 - A++ v. D-

A++

Cries for HelpShave your head, get a Brazilian, forget your panties and drop the baby on its head.

SociopathsWe're finding pathological lying handy in everyday situations. Trust the sage advice that our fashion school professor, John Freeman, once bestowed on us, "if you don't know about something, it's much easier to lie and figure it out later".

Freaking the Fuck OutBeing well-adjusted is boring. Going crazy on a bimonthly cycle keeps everyone on their toes.

Grammar GirlIf English is your first language, write like you know. more Grammar Girl

Size 12+ Girls While these girls binge on crisps and beer the night before, crazed Size 4s will be queuing up for the Kate Moss/ Topshop launch. 12+ gets to waltz in 8hrs later nonchalantly pulling their size off the rack. P.S. Proenza Schouler's Target line still has your size in stock too!