Tao’s kangaroo sweater lets fashion victims carry their young

Aww! A sweater with a pouch in the front, just like a kangaroo’s! Now,won’t that be useful when you want to carry your belongings in a hands-free kinda way?

Seriously, who doesn’t want to have a whole bunch o’crap stuck to their front?

That’s totally the kind of idea we’d pay $1,119 for! Totally!

OK, it really isn’t. If it IS the kind of thing you’d pay that much for, however, click here to buy it from Colette. We guess it could look cute with a kitten peeking out of it. Or a puppy. A monkey, maybe? Are we convincing anyone yet?