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"Damn! Check out the caboose on that ho, yo. Be-yatch runnin' like a freight train. Know what I mean? An' I'm tha conducta, yo. Girl, you got it goin' on! Come get some white chocolate. Drop the hero and get with a zer.."

"Yo, we supposed to vote on our prez-e-dent? That's bow-shit, yo. We all oppressed by cracka and his perpetratin' for fo' hundred years. Damn! Count us out o' that shiz'nizzler. Democracy gots nuthin' fo' the brutha. True dat!"

"...been readin' Po' Richard's Almanac. Ben Franklin's not just on money, he is money, yo. "Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise". Damn! That shit is tight. A brutha should go to the libary and check, check, check it out. Aw, yeh."