Wednesday, June 27, 2007

zips

Wednesday, June 27th, and7...Who's been waiting for a date=up to the slacPage? Any=body? Evybody? it's an open question. The mooshy is gone; i shaved it Monday night. A year of clipping & trimming is enuf for awhile. In honour of Bloomsday, which i totally misst, i'm gonna write randomly for a little while and hope it shakes out to be something akin to literature.

LIZARD & JAY=JAY popped in for a visit yesterday and saw five (5) of us, eventually. CAT & the kids after me and the Turtle...we walkt to the italian ristorante. GUISEPPE was our Waiter; LIZ and i schplit a Pie. i had the plain iced tea. What's up with all the sweet tea suddenly? i thot it was a Southern thang! Even a huge national franchise is offering it as an item. {Secret: i only drink cold tea when i travel; i don't keep any kinda loose leaves where i live} Take it for what it's not werth^; the only coffee i 'brew' is Instant. Speaking of beverages, a customer brang me a sport drink the othre week And i finally got around to reading the ingredient list. One item is GLYCEROL ESTER OF WOOD ROSIN [also known as 'sap'] and anothre is BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL ["this teaspoon of oil is Good but it needs more bromine", i always say]. No wonder i drink more water than the average person.

Hi, I like your responses to my E-mails. They're always different.

CAT and BLADE came over about [time] last night and we went outside and watched the fireworks about [time] from the [location] Fair, just down the road. We took my kitchen chairs and sat out on the sidewalk. It was very pleasant.

CAT gave BLADE a choice of staying at the fair or coming up to the house. He wanted to see my cat, [name], because it was shaved last weekend and is no longer a long-haired gray but a short-hair fray with longer fur on his head, tail, and halfway up his legs. Quite a different look.

Hope to see you sometime soon,

Love, wolfgal

>original message>

Date: Saterday, June 30th

Appreciata, wolfgal! TONI's girl is getting to be quite big. Thank goodness there is a Puppy to tickle her feet when she rarely tips=the=over!

All=the=Love & happy Independence Day,

seeyasoon, slac

^e=mail edited for Nomenclature^

The local weathre=girl is nearsighted. One day last week she wore her spectacles instead of her contact lenses. It drove me wild, altho i schtill have a thing for the gal she replaced who vanisht suddenly from the Local scene. Feminine weather readers are cool...

CAT Hi slak.

~slak hey gal

CAT What's up?

~slak checking my schtuff...how's bayou?

CAT Ok. Checking e-mails and [site].

~slak thanks for being my agent

~slak i schtill owe you lots

CAT You're welcome.

CAT You don't owe me anything.

~slak plus+, it wasn't my idear that things would go topsy!^

CAT That's true.

~slak somehow~it's coming to good.

CAT I guess. I'll let you know.

CAT Anything new with you?

CAT ....your siblings?

~slak not=so=much--TURTLE helpt me much Yester

CAT Oh. That's good.

~slak and i cooled him down of the [subject] thang

~slak *coulda been werse*

CAT That's good. He was really worked up. Hope he didn't beat up our [subject] man today. Didn't hear anything on the news.

~slak yeah--he'll recovre of it. i don't worry so much when i get behind my own Adipose

The fifty=four (54) million dollar pants are not worth that^ much. i am relieved...some of my pantalones have been burned by Thrift Shop owners! Patches!

There are two (2) very interesting schtories in the main media which have surfaced regarding young and intelligent Alternatif life=stylers. One was a blacked=out yearbook pixture of osculating males. i'm inclined to let that one drop out of the werld alltogethre, 'cos they have the negs and can publish their fotoes to their own Pages. The other 'story' describes a pair of adolescent girls who were thrown off a bus [at an undesignated schtop] acause the Driver caught them 'making out' on the People=Mover. Twice. With passengers noticing as well. I'm inclined to take the bus=driver's part on this one. i ride the bus. There are SIGNS on the conveyance usually which prohibit upsetting OR controversial Behaviour. The girls disturbed their fellow passengers And action was taken. Over=more~why don't petite flowers like that ever travel on the Lines i ride???!

Never mind, young people~smooch who you want; there are fone=cameras EVERYWHERE. But please, please Pull your trousers up^^[boys] and don't make me read what's printed on your Adipose [girls]. The root of privacy is privy...a place where normal humans do their personal Junk.

i'll write better crud amorro, mayhaps. ~slac~

>message from a pen=pal> Juneish AndSeven...

[OK, enuf trivia.] What does the Slac do for work? I've only read a few bits of your journal, but I picture you as a poet living in semi-garret conditions driving a huge old american car with a v8 engine that must be constantly adjusted. Perhaps you do some kind of technical writing/editing...Of course, your job probably has little to do with who you are...