New PDF release: One Ton: The True and Heartrending Tale of a Fatboy's

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By U.R. Bowie

ISBN-10: 171713369X

ISBN-13: 9781717133694

A wild, rollicking satire, written within the key of “Dr. Strangelove,” One Ton satirizes the fashionable fats international of the United States in addition to politics within the U.S. and around the world.

The hero of the story is Leland (The Blob) Lebeau, the 1st sleek starvation artist on this planet, placing on performances in non-eating, as he strives to make himself the 1st guy ever to lose nine-tenths of himself.

After a chain of setbacks and comedian pratfalls, Leland later turns round and turns into no 1 ARTIST OF THE EAT—on a quest to be the 1st man or woman ever to achieve to 2 thousand kilos.

Ancillary characters taking part in a component within the motion are President Donald Trump (The large Orange Pussy Snatcher), President Putin of Russia (Vlad the Impaler), and The solar of All Suns, Boy chief Kim Jong-Un of North Korea.

In 1823 —he used to be then 19 years previous— after a two-year apprenticeship, Eugene Sue was once published to the hospitals of the eleventh army department of Bayonne, and shortly launched into the day trip of the Hundred Thousand Sons of Saint Louis. He went to Madrid, then to Andalusia the place he taken care of the wounded on the conflict of Trocadero and was once then assigned to the army medical institution of Cadiz the place he remained until eventually 1825.

Writer Marc Kuhn’s web publication has gathered over 500 postings for the reason that he begun writing Marc’s weblog in 2012. Featured during this e-book is a range from these postings that readers ranked probably the greatest. appropriate to irreverent, you can find Marc’s strange tackle on the subject of each subject possible, from the 4 benchmarks tots needs to in attaining, to the patio splattering of falling lizards, to spitting in baseball.