mmmmm... burger.

Man suffers heart attack while eating at Heart Attack Grill.
He ordered the triple bypass burger ( 8000 CALORIES ? ) People thought he was faking a heart attack, because that's what this place is jokingly known for. Good news is he received prompt medical attention since there were many patrons there at the time.

There should be a lesson or moral in this.
I figure if you're gonna eat a big sloppy gooey burger, go to a place like the Heart Attack Grill where there are plenty of people. If a heart attack comes, the medics on hand will help.

However, if you are home alone with your dinner salad while the wife/gal pal is out shopping, & you have a heart attack, you're screwed.

The longevity of this popular thread has by and far outlived another once popular thread and that being of course "the ramen noodle thread" that has since been locked and wished into the cornfield by a few who find noodles to be un-surf-worthy and which serve only to verify to me that burgers kick serious ass over noodles.
At least this poor unfortunate victim didn't get shortchanged and got what he paid for! Hopefully my post won't be removed again by the anti noodle committee!

It’s here! The Herminator Annouces the official arrival of The MONGO…a double cheeseburger with bacon, spicy polish dog, chili cheese fries, fried egg, and Spicy Chipotle. The inspiration for this monster creation was the former Jayburgers in LA, it was a double cheeseburger w/chili & fried egg. Maybe some of you remember it?

hey,i've been to crown burger. if you're ever back in the SLC area and up in ogden, go to huntsville up the ogden canyon to the shooting star saloon and get one of their 'shooting star burgers'. killer.

It’s here! The Herminator Annouces the official arrival
of The MONGO…a double cheeseburger with bacon, spicy
polish dog, chili cheese fries, fried egg, and Spicy
Chipotle. The inspiration for this monster creation was
the former Jayburgers in LA, it was a double
cheeseburger w/chili & fried egg. Maybe some of you
remember it?