Vanguard News Network Cartoon Page, submitted by me. Welcome to a benign and wholly unoffensive collection of comics that will warm your heart and make light of everyday situations.

And that's one of the most coherent strips I could find. Half the comics don't appear to be working at all (which we should be thankful for) and what is there is split up between Cartoons and Promos, two sections which appear to be neck and neck in the "written by a racist dipshit who only sees minorities when he leaves his trailer once a week to stock up on Hamm's beer and vienna sausage" race.

The very notion that right now an inbred behemoth is spending six hours slumped in front of a tobacco-stained IBM from 1990 to make a strip like this in MS Paint pretty much makes me want to kill myself by falling face-first on the world's tiniest needle several thousand times.