That whole post was hilarious. I especially loved when you gave credit to Tom Chilton for screwing up UO pvp. I take it you've never played UO and aren't aware that pvp in it was only fun for one person. The person who didn't die and lose all of their belongings. While it was fun to be a PK it certainly was not fun for nearly everyone else playing.

I take it, you sucked at UO PvP. I made a vast fortune out of pillaging people. Guild Warring, Moongate camping, Dungeon raiding and you name it. I was ahead of my time a bit and learned to hotkey potions, bandaids, spells, and I was good at it. The simple and undeniable rule in UO, pre-trammel, is that you never carried anything you didn't want to lose. UO was so bad ass. Too bad people like me, made people like you cry into their bedsheets. So that we ruined it for the rest of gamers everywhere.

You talked shit, fucking steal kill, or otherwise being annoying prick. ALL YOUR ITEMS ARE BELONG TO ME! I find, anyone that didn't enjoy UO are mainly pansies and ragers. LMAO, You can thank the standard EULA and TOS agreement because of UO. Made in light of people like me and because of people like you.