A blind, homosexual guinea pig with lightning fast movements. It has razor sharp teeth and can eat through solid rock. It prefers to eat Orientals but because of its strange diet, it constantly fills itself up and is starving again in an hour. Sometimes it prefers the babies of meth addicts, but thats only as a special treat.

it's what you would call a person who is a corn dog , or idiot . The type of person that tags along following the main popular guy , always supporting the main popular girl/ guy regardless of whatever stupid thing they may do.