One of my favorites was an 80's one called Cinderotica. Prince can't cum no matter how many maidens he fucks. Cinderella comes to the ball. He fucks her and shoots his wad. She runs off at midnight. He goes around the kingdom fucking maidens but none make him shoot. He finds Cinderella and fucks her. For a virgin, she's got a trashed looking pussy. I think he fucked her in the ass too. Most memorable line "Oh Cindy!".

I have probably the worst gay army porn ever... I killed myself laughing, I downloaded it off LimeWire... the title being... " Gay Porn - MSR - Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Millitary Sex - Rape 5 " The other one I got from isoHunt, it is called... "Gay Porn- Studio 2000- Mavericks 2- Blake H" ... both with some sort of plot... not rediculously corny though...

I'm female... check the pics..

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down.

If anyone has links to these.. on like rapidshare or xtube or something.. it woudl be excellent.

I watched one last year.

It had these two french electricians. I think there was a power out in a hotel. They went from room to room fucking these horny young women, and each time, they got their dicks in the girls ass.... bonafide sluts, my friends.

My favourite line in the film was *in a heavy french accent* " Hey baby, I need to stick my penis in your box. It smells funny and we need to make some friction to fix it." See, terrible lines.. I love it!!!

I was in Blackpool once, and myself and my friend thought we were being really badass buying pornos off this dodgy guy (we bought poppers from his shop too, just for fun).

They came in these XXX SWEDISH PORN cases. Well we get home to our own houses and bang the tapes in. Next morning we realise we both got ripped off. The videos were fuckin 1960s (at the latest) softcore pornos. They had plots but that's not what I bought it for. I forget the name.

However, the Confessions Of... (A Handyman, Driving Instructor etc) series of porn (softcore) have stories.

There is one awesome one I think called SEXTERMINATOR (or something). Real cheesy. The guy says 'Come with me if you like sex'

rip off of the Terminator 2 line "come with me if you want to live" Classic.

That is why porno is so fascinating. People with no talent can make money - the glossier and more surgically enhanced the more these poor sods think they are important. It is getting more like mainstream media by the day !!!