let’s talk about sex, baby

Well I’ve been thinking lately that I’m pretty sure my mum knows that I know what “sex” is, but just to make things interesting in my life I think I’ll try and jumpstart a “sex-talk” with her. The birds and the bees andall that jazz. lol

I mean I know that babies come from stalks, and that it only happens when a man and a woman love each other very much and are in a marriage, but there’s still so many questions 😛

I have this idea that the “sex talk” is a white people invention because I’ve discussed the topic with my ethnic friends and none of them have ever even heard their parents say the word, “sex”. (on a side note though: I’ve only ever heard my father swear once in my life so him not saying “sex” is not that much of a surprise)

It’s only because I got a bunch of postcards from a good friend, that has “Tonight I’m getting an infection condoms” written on it, and I think it would look cool on my wall.

Either I sex talk with my mum or I never let her see my room wall ever again, but I’m thinking it’s a terrible idea because my parents are somewhat conservative. x]

LOL
HAHAHHAA XDD
Omg, my mama died before I was even nearly old enough to have the talk.
Not that I would be given it if she was alive.
And my dad acts like sex doesn’t exist.
So maybe you’re right, maybe it’s a caucasian invention.

My sister attempted to give me the talk once.
All I had to say was:
“Jie jie-ah, I’m waiting for marriage.”
“oh.”

FUUFUFUFUFU ^___^
Tbh, it’s a bit late to have a sex talk NOW isn’t it?
What if you’re only gonna bring out the worst when she wasn’t even intending on talking to you about it? xD