Wait a minute. You can still have sex with little hummingbirds today! I mean if your like really, really small. Not that this includes me mind you or that I have ever tried. I mean, those fuckers move pretty damn quick. Well, at least that is what I hear. I'm just saying.

Budget battles loom all over. The states are all going into the red and the public employees unions want more money when everyone else is being downsized. It is really getting ugly here. One problem we have is that so many of our school school systems have way to many administrators that are creatiing an environment where teachers cannot teach anymore. But thanks for the compliment.

This is just a satire piece on what is going on now in many cities in America. If you disagree, you disagree. It is just one writer's perspective. I chose the language as an experiment. I really enjoyred writing it.

Lady Godiva how in hell do I get on your fans list. I am an idiot! You are a fan of mine and I am too embarrassed to asked my editor how to do this. If you feel abliged, you can contact me at: mikewadestr@yahoo.com.

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