So we at the Third Council of Olive Garden are working on the second edition of our great holy book. This thread is our official headquarters here in the forums, so I've got a list of the submission threads for the major categories below. If you're submission doesn't fit one the those categories or you don't know where it should go, you can just post it to this thread. Also, any business, suggestions, criticisms, thoughts on the Canon can be posted here as well.

And keep in mind, many of the texts of the 1st edition are minicompilations (The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions, Ethical Guidelines for Pirates, Pastalms, The Book of ProvHerbs, The Acts of the Apastals, Revelations 1: The Book of Revealed Crapola) so feel free to add to those specific texts, just be sure to make it clear that's what you're doing.

We often quote NefYoo 3:16, but we don't seem to actually have a Book of NefYoo. I'm not sure which Pastament it should go in.

Also, since most of it would be pretty much unreadable, what with the babbling and jam smudges and what have you, I'd recommend that perhaps it should be the Book of NefYoo (abridged) and just keep it to 3:16.

We already have some excerpts and readings in the Canon, so we don't have to write the whole thing, we just have to come up with enough to be "A reading from Chapter 3 of the Book of Nef Yoo" or somesuch.

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Do we have any passages about the jolly couscous eating pirates of the Barbary coast around here?

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Last I heard, the 2nd edition was being published after the new year. Well, it's been FIVE WHOLE DAYS, so what's the news?

where did you get this information? i have been looking all over this forum. i can't find where anybody said that the second edition of the loose cannon was coming out in 2015. i haven't even seen any date regarding the expected release of the second edition of the loose cannon. can you help me out a little bit? which thread were you reading? or was the information on another website?

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