I'm Jackie D, and this is my house of awesome. I'm sexy, smart, confident, and don't like my time wasted. I require intelligence in my conversations, and open-minded people with interesting lives make me quiver. If you can't keep up with me verbally, I will automatically slot you in as another bitch who doesn't deserve my attentions.

At 6'5", being dominant comes naturally to me, and I love submissive bitches groveling at my size 12 feet. I am not a skinny bitch that the wind could knock over - I am statuesque, and refuse to be treated with anything less than complete respect and admiration. If you feel you are worthy enough to worship this Amazon Goddess, I demand complete servitude and control over your pathetic excuse of a life. I respect hard lines and safe words, but that must be brought to my attention first and foremost, as anything mentioned afterwards will be treated like an excuse and you WILL be punished for it.

If you know you've done something unforgivable, my affection comes with a price. I am a woman of many tastes, ranging from gaming on my Xbox 360 to enjoying a fine red wine. If you wish to show your devotion to me, buy me a game that will entertain me far more than you ever could, or a necklace so beautiful that Aphrodite herself would be pleased with such an offering. I will wear and use them as tokens of your admiration, and accept you into my good graces once more if you have managed to fuck up so completely that you lost them.

Please me, and I will reward you with the privilege of watching me orgasm. Fail me, and my punishments will be swift and cruel.