Nine Lines

Thank goodness the cast of Fox's "Prison Break" was able to enjoy Game 2 of the World Series instead of, say, Sox fans who've been waiting decades for this.

2. Boo

Warner Bros. is remaking a horror movie called "Creepshow." Tom Cruise has been called in as a creative consultant.

3. You shouldn't have

"Friday the 13th" celebrated its 25th birthday Saturday night. For Jason's gift, crew members gift-wrapped a sleazy teen couple making out in the back of a convertible.

4. Loud and proud

At this point, even Gwen Stefani's (right) transvestite impersonators are thinking, "You know what, this outfit is just too much for me."

5. At the ready

Celine Dion says she plans to have another child after her Las Vegas gig finishes up in 2007. Asked if she'll be able to stand a baby's squealing and crying, Celine sang a few notes and ended the discussion right then and there.

6. It's that time

For everyone who kept saying they were ready for summer to end, I give you Sunday's icy drizzle.

7. Not-so-big deal

People magazine's pictures of Vince Vaughn kissing Jennifer Aniston have changed the celebrity landscape. OK, maybe they just moved a shrub a few inches to the left. I dunno ...

8. Double-crossed?

What's funny is that one of the photos shows Vaughn walking with his arm around a woman People thought was Aniston but actually is her stunt double in "The Break Up." No comment from Vaughn's stunt double.

9. Heh, heh

In an interview on "Dateline NBC" Eva Longoria reveals that she knows how to use a gun and skin a pig. Did I mention she really deserves an Emmy for "Desperate Housewives"? Wonderful actress.