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March 22, 2013

Happy Hour News Briefs

Drink-up, Bitchez!

Matt Barber (the man who thinks about gay sex more than Lucky Pierre the Towel Boy at the L.A. Mineshaft) and Steve Crampton give a one-word answer to the question of Marriage Equality being inevitable: "Absolutely not."

Bold, New Action - The Xristian Xrazie grifters at the the notorious hate group Family Research Council want your money. You know, for a bold, new action: another radio program starring Tony Perkins. (Family Research Council)

North Dakota - The Roughrider State Legislature has just approved a Personhood Bill, which would guarantee "the inalienable right to life of every human being at any stage of development must be recognized and protected." Opponents say it would prohibit all abortion in the state and may also outlaw birth control. The Sheep are getting nervous. (TPM)

Texas - Hey guys, remember that time that Xristian Xrazie theocrat secessionist Rick Perry called for a day of prayer to end Texas' draught? Well, he's gonna need to sacrifice a virgin or something:

Two top environmental officials in the state of Texas told Raw Story this week that not only is the state ill-prepared to face a summer this year even hotter than the record-breaking drought of 2011, it has largely neglected to begin planning for the unprecedented drought conditions forecast for the next several decades by the U.S. government’s 2013 National Climate Assessment.

The situation is so dire that if fundamental changes are not made to how water is conserved in Texas, the clashing trends of climate change and population growth threaten to utterly strangle the Texas economy over the coming 20-30 years as water costs soar, and activists warn that Gov. Rick Perry (R) is doing nothing but making the problem worse.

Comments

Just so it's at least on your radar, there's a real good chance that the human race will be extinct in 20 - 30 years because we haven't done anything to change the omnicidal way we live, our continued use of fossil fuels which means continued pollution (CO2 and now methane, hydrogen sulfide and other toxic gases, not to mention all the other crap like plastic, pharmaceuticals, and human biowaste), and population overshoot (we're about 8 billion over the carrying capacity of the earth). Right now the Arctic Methane Emergency Group is trying to figure out a way to avoid the giant methane plumes arising out of the melting Arctic, the permafrost, the boreal forests, peat bogs and the tunda areas, also from the ocean, lakes, streams and rivers - gigatons of this explosive and highly damaging gas will cause unbelievable climate change in the near future.