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Thoughts For Today

I was playing Animal Crossing earlier and I was lucky enough to catch myself a shark. But I found something about the experience to be rather odd.

Do you see it yet? Yeah. The player is roughly the size of the shark, which is around 18 feet long from head to tail. Why am I 18 feet tall? Who knows. Maybe some kind of nuclear testing that turned DanTown’s residents huge? That would explain the fact everyone’s an animal too. Creepy.