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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 103

The winner of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest cracked us up by calling us out, going meta with the following submission and taking the TV Fanatic staff to task for choosing the wrong photo from "All My Children" to feature. Very well played, reader.

As always, our sincere thanks to all who participated. Check out the winning caption below and come back every week to make us laugh and try to win!

Stefan: How long are we going to be stuck looking up?Damon: Until someone realizes that me throwing Kol off the balcony would have been the best picture to caption.

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Leslie•March 14, 2012 13:06

Damon: There he goes...watch out for that guy on the left now, that's it...aaand...another 3 pointer! Unbelievable! Stefan: The dude isn't called Linsanity for nothing. Elena (from the off): Hello! We've got more important things to do than watch basketball on Klaus's flat screen! Damon: Surely the Wicked Witch can wait another 15 minutes...Stefan: Plus overtime. And the interviews after.

CL•March 14, 2012 00:42

Stefan: How long are we going to be stuck looking up?Damon: Until someone realizes that me throwing Kol off the balcony would have been the best picture to caption.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.