that David Walliams had a shark fetish, and that he was banned from going near sharks for 2 months. When he was allowed near them, he had to be supervised. I just dreamt about half an hour of david walliams swimming underwater back and forth in a massive aquarium tank with a shark swimming above him.

But I once had a dream that I was in work and because I spent so long talking to my boss, my collegues thought I fancied him and despite my protesting convinced me to go on a date with him. We went to a restaurant that looked identical to my living room.

Although the weirdest part is that although I knew my boss was my boss, in appearance was my gran.

I dreamt my ex proposed to me but I dumped him for Prince Harry, who looked like a cross between Prince William and a guy I know. We lived in an alternative universe which was half a shopping centre and half a beach made out of ice. We went to have sex but just sat on a sofa hugging instead until I woke up.
So what is my subconscious telling me?