Some say the tech sector has no business trying to cultivate a lovey-dovey crowd; that heart-shaped USB drives and the like are little more than silly pandering to a savvy demographic of gadget lovers that see right through all the marketing hype. To them I say, maybe you’re right. But you should still get a gift for your significant other.

Watch the video above to see a love-themed pile of geekery based on various personality types.