'Murica : MURICAhttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/A subreddit for FREEDOM! 'MURICA! FUCK YEAH!http://www.reddit.com/5SPlU0qwo9tkz0yi.png'Murica : MURICAhttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/Wed, 07 May 2014 15:56:09 -0700<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/"><img src="http://e.thumbs.redditmedia.com/C9NGrADEgsIIx1-j.jpg" alt="'Murica" title="'Murica" /></a> </td><td> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/YoungBagel"> YoungBagel </a> <br/> <a href="http://i.imgur.com/zg7xYE8.jpg">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/">[46 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chch5vtJizzaldo on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chch5vt2014-05-07T21:20:12.778993-07:00All I see is Red, White, and Blue.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcmle9Gat_oper8er on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcmle92014-05-08T04:25:57.974814-07:00###GOD DAMN RIGHT FREEDOM LOVER###http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcfd1uSrpatron760 on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcfd1u2014-05-07T20:03:39.848574-07:00Puerto Rico should make up there mind!http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcmeu1jory26 on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcmeu12014-05-08T04:10:16.844160-07:00Every year Puerto Rico votes overwhelmingly to become the 51st state.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcn4erunassuming_squirrel on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcn4er2014-05-08T05:06:52.493066-07:00its the uneven number of stars that's the real problem!http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqt00Troggles on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqt002014-05-08T08:00:33.262252-07:00[No problem here, Patriot](http://i.imgur.com/iCzvJoU.png)http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqnmwrobotnixon on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqnmw2014-05-08T07:55:01.634368-07:00We just need enough new states to add a star to each row. So we add PR, Guam, 5 Canadian provinces (not Quebec - give them to France), Mexico, and Crimea.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chd4nm6Good_old_Marshmallow on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chd4nm62014-05-08T15:47:40.915637-07:00As any sane country would.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chce6dx[deleted] on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chce6dx2014-05-07T19:18:04.237406-07:00The Bahamas, Belize, the Cayman Islands and Palau don't use Celsius.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chco4jqgsfgf on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chco4jq2014-05-08T06:08:03.807596-07:00Hence why they're greenhttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chchj0atomalator on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chchj0a2014-05-07T21:37:18.860466-07:00Correcthttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcieeaEfanito on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcieea2014-05-07T22:22:22.353999-07:00Hey... As an American, I like the metric system too, especially when it pertains to cartridges.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chckpfjtarsalartist on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chckpfj2014-05-08T01:11:24.596032-07:00ONLY DAMN COMMUNISTS USE ANYTHING BESIDES .45ACP AND 30-06.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcmmy6MrGrumpyBear on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcmmy62014-05-08T04:29:30.336720-07:00No way -- you've got to make room for .30-30. Cowboys are the opposite of damn communists!http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcogmjanewvanity on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcogmj2014-05-08T06:24:40.105206-07:00The 1911 and the M1 Garand are fine tools for the primitive soldier. We HAVE gotten better since then, and you must upgrade your tools as we discover the wonders of larger calibers and faster dispersal methods. But fuck 7.62x39mm. That is an evil round, and those that shoot it (except for live fire training purposes of patriots) are bound for the 9th circle of hell.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcq5w4tacosaladchupacabra on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcq5w42014-05-08T07:36:21.683360-07:00&gt;But fuck 7.62x39mm. That is an evil round, and those that shoot it (except for live fire training purposes of patriots) are bound for the 9th circle of hell. Even when brave patriots reappropriate them to send more Damn commies where they belong?http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqsmkanewvanity on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqsmk2014-05-08T08:00:11.357763-07:00I would never mention doing this for fear that a patriot might consider this strategy in a fire fight, and be mistaken for a damn commie, then falling victim to a barrage of friendly fire, but yes you are technically right, such a patriot would be ok in the eyes of Uncle Sam.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcr44ytacosaladchupacabra on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcr44y2014-05-08T08:11:45.692311-07:00If you mistake a brave patriot for a Damn commie based on their rifle then you clearly can't see a patriot's freedom aura and I have concerns about your allegiancehttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrkfbanewvanity on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrkfb2014-05-08T08:27:57.446703-07:00Two things: 1.) freedom auras aren't free. You have to earn them by killing damn commies. Therefore, there are some young patriots without freedom auras. 2.) them are dueling words where I come from, questioning a man's allegiance to the red white and blue. You can question my intelligence. You can question my dick size. But don't you ever, ever question my allegiance to the country my fathers died defending for going on nearly 300 years now. My name is on the papers establishing this union, and I will keep my fathers' oath of our lives, our fortunes, and our _sacred_ honor.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrr1qtacosaladchupacabra on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrr1q2014-05-08T08:34:34.917625-07:001.)If a patriot is using 7.62x39, it implies he's used all his freedom ammo freeing damn commies, his freedom aura should be plenty built up by then. 2.) It was not a minor accusation, but it was necessary. I am suspicious of anyone who implies they can't see the glorious freedom surrounding a brave commie slayer.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrwdtanewvanity on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrwdt2014-05-08T08:39:42.981053-07:001.) A patriot need not ever use the devil's ammo. He can switch to his bare hands by the time he has exhausted his freedom ammo, as they do will now quad damage against damn commies. 2.) I am getting HIGHLY suspicious of your desire to use devil ammo. I was willing to overlook this at first, but now I am calling you out. Why are you trying so desperately to justify using devil ammo, by ignoring the power-up effect of killing damn commies?http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcw9zhcaptainmeta4 on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcw9zh2014-05-08T11:05:43.462449-07:00Patriot here, currently concealing a 9mm freedom dispenser.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcjoxcEdIsFromIndiana on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcjoxc2014-05-07T23:45:15.669270-07:00and drugshttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chd2ztlamericaBot on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chd2ztl2014-05-08T14:46:28.659857-07:00[America, fuck yeah!](http://imgur.com/X4VLth0) This bot is used to add more freedom to submissions already harboring true patriotism. If you feel like this reply was in error, too bad. Manifest destiny, bitch! *^^True ^^patriotism ^^in ^^botly ^^form!*http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcln98c-fox on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcln982014-05-08T02:52:07.545676-07:00NASA uses Celsius.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chco2y5rhythmguy on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chco2y52014-05-08T06:05:38.591572-07:00NASA only started using metric units in 2007. Since then we've barely been to space and retired all the space shuttles. Coincidence? More like commie conspiracy.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpgghDaCheesemack on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpggh2014-05-08T07:08:13.553797-07:00###DAMN COMMIES TAKING OUR SPACEhttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcorgePhy1on on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcorge2014-05-08T06:38:47.989819-07:00We're ruined!http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chdj8b4kovu159 on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chdj8b42014-05-09T03:55:00.189372-07:00The mars rovers are 'Merica's furthest reaching ambassadors, any they're metric. Science is still American, even if it's done in metric.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chco9bianewvanity on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chco9bi2014-05-08T06:14:48.541635-07:00We have adapted our curriculum in teaching the rest of the world how to conquer space to be more easily understood. American's can easily handle the mathematical differences in those two systems. But it would be confusing to the rest of the world if we talked about how big your spaceship needs to be to get to the moon if we talked in inches and feet and football fields. So out of love of humanity, we adopted this measurement system for NASA.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpvkoOllieSimmonds on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpvko2014-05-08T07:25:06.811133-07:00Who invented Imperial measurements again? ...Uhh, Ohhh... This is awkward...http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqsp6Wiggles7 on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqsp62014-05-08T08:00:14.810851-07:00Why, did you shit your pants or something? There is nothing akward about spreading FREEDOM into space.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqyhmanewvanity on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqyhm2014-05-08T08:05:59.223183-07:00Why awkward? The United States has a shared history with Europe before 1776. So the correct answer is *we did*.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrcehOllieSimmonds on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrceh2014-05-08T08:19:57.936059-07:00&quot;United States customary units are a system of measurements commonly used in the United States. The US customary system developed from English units which were in use in the British Empire before American independence. Consequently most US units are virtually identical to the British imperial units. &quot; [United States customary units](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_customary_units)http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrcq7autowikibot on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcrcq72014-05-08T08:20:16.582716-07:00#####&amp;#009; ######&amp;#009; ####&amp;#009; [**United States customary units**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United%20States%20customary%20units): [](#sfw) --- &gt; &gt;__United States customary units__ are a [system of measurements](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Units_of_measurement) commonly used in the [United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States). The US customary system developed from [English units](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit) which were in use in the [British Empire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Empire) before American independence. Consequently most US units are virtually identical to the British [imperial units](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_units). However, the British system was overhauled in 1824, changing the definitions of some units used there, so [several differences](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_imperial_and_US_customary_measurement_systems) exist between the two systems. &gt;The majority of US customary units were redefined in terms of the [meter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meter) and the [kilogram](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram) with the [Mendenhall Order](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendenhall_Order) of 1893, and in practice, for many years before. These definitions were refined by the [international yard and pound](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_yard_and_pound) agreement of 1959. The US primarily uses customary units in its commercial activities, while science, medicine, government, and many sectors of industry use metric units. The [International System of Units](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_System_of_Units) (SI), the modern form of the [metric system](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system), is preferred for many uses by the [National Institute of Standards and Technology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Institute_of_Standards_and_Technology) (NIST). &gt;==== &gt;[**Image**](https://i.imgur.com/cKxvfwS.jpg) [^(i)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:20floz_oz591ml.jpg) --- ^Interesting: [^International ^System ^of ^Units](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_System_of_Units) ^| [^Cubic ^inch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cubic_inch) ^| [^Quart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quart) ^| [^Pint](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pint) ^Parent ^commenter ^can [^toggle ^NSFW](http://www.np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=autowikibot&amp;subject=AutoWikibot NSFW toggle&amp;message=%2Btoggle-nsfw+chcrcq7) ^or[](#or) [^delete](http://www.np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=autowikibot&amp;subject=AutoWikibot Deletion&amp;message=%2Bdelete+chcrcq7)^. ^Will ^also ^delete ^on ^comment ^score ^of ^-1 ^or ^less. ^| [^(FAQs)](http://www.np.reddit.com/r/autowikibot/wiki/index) ^| [^Mods](http://www.np.reddit.com/r/autowikibot/comments/1x013o/for_moderators_switches_commands_and_css/) ^| [^Magic ^Words](http://www.np.reddit.com/r/autowikibot/comments/1ux484/ask_wikibot/)http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcoxsi[deleted] on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcoxsi2014-05-08T06:46:44.512473-07:00[deleted]http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpaqoASTROPOPE on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpaqo2014-05-08T07:01:46.550000-07:00When did the Russians ever land a man on the moon?http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpfi5mxlplxm on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpfi52014-05-08T07:07:10.593356-07:00I misread the article, they are going soon, but they have yet to land on the moon, so I am deleting previous comment.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcyl99murica_flag_bot on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcyl992014-05-08T12:21:47.765708-07:00[](/flag)http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chd93e1TheCatcherOfThePie on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chd93e12014-05-08T18:22:35.290220-07:00[Space agency which uses the metric system](http://i.imgur.com/Cl0i3CY.jpg).http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpuf1ltkernelsanders on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcpuf12014-05-08T07:23:49.797836-07:00###GOOD OL' FREEDOM UNITS###http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcs8wsCool_and_Calm on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcs8ws2014-05-08T08:51:52.545731-07:00why don't you stubborn americans just switch to metric like the rest of the worldhttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcye77Snickering_Ginger on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcye772014-05-08T12:15:22.152321-07:00Because it would be fucking expensive.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcihzqButtsexEurope on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcihzq2014-05-07T22:28:02.639357-07:00Well, you could technically add Germany, as it's mostly thanks to Operation Paperclip that we advanced in rocket technology so quickly.http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chck6vo[deleted] on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chck6vo2014-05-08T00:24:31.093364-07:00**THERE'S NO GLORY IN TECHNICALITIES COMMIE!!!!!**http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqhraTheSn4k3 on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqhra2014-05-08T07:48:53.227229-07:00&gt;**THERE'S NO GLORY IN TECHNICALITIES damm COMMIE!!!!!** **ftfy patriot**http://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqib4TheSn4k3 on 'Muricahttp://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/24zrqq/murica/chcqib42014-05-08T07:49:29.232418-07:00Damn* damn damn commie phone!