HELP! I Bought A Membership To Fraternity X & Now I Am Hard Forever Until The End of Time.

Hello, sexy people who like penises! It is your favorite penis in the history of time, Dewitt’s Dick. I have stolen my owner’s credit card to take advantage of the greatest deal of all time, $14.95 a month for life, and I have no regrets except the fact that I am permanently erect and unable to stop ejaculating. These frat boys are so nasty and raunchy! I do not know how their holes handle the violent poundings foisted upon them, but they do, and it makes me want to scream and shout and let it all out. Except I don’t have a mouth, so I just dance and squirt. And I keep doing it forever until the very end of time.

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I would never lie to you about something being worth it. These college cuties are out of control and you can watch muscle bottom Benny G and sleazy bitch Trevor Bridge and the cutest boy ever Jansen. There is so much cum and face-fucking and gangbanging, and I want you all to see it and fall in love and ejaculate forever until the very end of time. I want that to happen for you. Really.