Deal As Good As Done: Manchester Airport Tweet Picture Of What We’re Told Is Paul Pogba’s Plane Landing On Their Runway (Photo)

Paul Pogba is joining Manchester United from Juventus. We know this because ever single minute, inconsequential aspect and development of the tedious deal has been covered in forensic detail by all and sundry for the past two months.

Case in point: within half an hour of going live, this largely unspectacular morsel from Manchester Airport had 3,000 retweets.