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I've fallen and I can't reach my glowstick. Sync/audio works better in IE :( sorry there's not more vocal, it got extremely annoying to listen to while making it...also on purpose there is no strobe/flashing light/reverb tail on the end of the mp3...eat m

if when you fall, you cant get up, isnt that a strong sign that you should have been dead 30 years ago? its so bullsh*t that old is the new dead, otherwise us young people would control the democracy, instead senial f*cks who dont know where they are half the time run our control based off old pocily. F*CK OLD BEING THE NEW DEAD LEARN TO DIE YOU OLD MOTHERF*CKERS.

Cut the audio so it loops quickly, I have NO idea why this is rated so high with such a long file without edits! Even I can trim an mp3 and as you can see I suck at sitemaking. Love what you did, just trim it down, ya bandwidth-waster! Arrrr.

I remember seeing that commercial sometime in the late 90's. I had no idea it was so poular, I thought it was one of those "once-in-a-lifetime" things I saw but nobody else would. Kudos, and a longer mp3 would be awesome...

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