Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Not-Exactly-Wordless Wednesday to you all! Are you all enjoying the shorter days? I think they suck. I mean, I enjoy getting an hour more of sleep, but I don't enjoy the days getting dark as early as 4:30pm. I mean seriously, for the love of all that is holy, WHY OH WHY is it getting dark at 4:30pm? When I'm supreme ruler of the world, I will outlaw the sun from going down so early. And I will also do away with Daylight Savings and time zones. You're welcome in advance.

The weather in Zzyzx, California is a sunny 61 degrees today. Seriously, how do you even say that name? Zzzzeezx? I wonder if there are any wineries in Zzyzx, California. Cause that might explain it. Maybe the city council was drunk when they named it and were trying to say another word, like "zinc". Or "jinx".

If you plan to travel to Zzyzx today, allow for plenty of commute time, as traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper. And don't forget to purchase some wine from their local winery while you're there.

A Cleveland Bartender collected $3600 in tips one night, then put the money on his roof and drove away. Sounds like something my mom would do. Actually it is something she did, but not with money, with her purse. Anywho, a downtown safety monitor (WTF is a "safety monitor"??) found the money and turned it into the police, but not before a homeless man unsuccessfully tried to wrestle the money away from him. I would've paid money to see that. Anyway the police tracked down the bartender through receipts in the money pouch and he got the money back.

I bragged to Mr. Ginger that I've never put anything on the roof of my car, and then he quickly pointed out that it's because my 5'3 frame can't reach the roof of my SUV. Touché.

In other news, Oksana Grigorieva believes that Mel Gibson had been cheating on her with multiple women during their relationship. Really? Mel Gibson who impregnated her while he was still living with his wife of 30 years? Cheating? I don't believe it.

If you haven't yet caught the internet sensation that is Keenan Cahill, check him out. He's a 15 year old kid with a rare disorder called Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome, which has no known cure and stops growth at about the age of eight. He's becoming famous on YouTube for lipsyncing popular songs and I think you'll quickly see why. This video is worth your time because there is a special surprise half-way through. Though I'm pretty sure you can guess the surprise due to the freeze frame on the video. Duh. He's lip syncing "Down On Me" by 50 Cent.