Slacker & Steve's Blog

A Georgia man came home from his fishing trip last Monday to find his home trashed. His home was flooded and a huge bag of dog poop was on his bed. Who did it? His ex-girlfriend of course. She was mad because he spent Valentine’s Day with his son rather than her. The police said, “He said he was reluctant to leave on Valentine’s Day, but since he only sees his son very rarely, he decided to do so. He returned home on Monday after receiving a phone call alerting him to the woman “acting crazy and doing strange things around his house. He said when he arrived home he found his kitchen flooded from the pipes under the sink being detached in several places with pieces of wood laid over the wet floor so as to be walked on by (his girlfriend). He located a plastic bag of dog poop on his bed, with another note that said, ‘You really know how to (mess) the bed!’” Caro Vogel caught her boyfriend cheating on her after she bought him a new car. He was having relations in the back seat! She found a radio show host called, Captain Luke, of the show Ex Men. Captain Luke filmed himself smashing the car into pieces, with baseball bats and axes. Caro says she does not regret her decision to destroy the car at all. An angry girlfriend in Florida got revenge on her ex-boyfriend after she had him robbed at gunpoint! Sarah Matherly has been accused by police of arranging two men to attack her ex-boyfriend. One man even placed her former boyfriend in a chokehold. Sarah then called her boyfriend and said, “That’s what you get for cheating on me. “

Slacker says who would have your own property destroyed? He got extremely caught up on the radio show host and imagined them to having terrible radio. Slacker went on a tangent about a radio show host who leaves the show to film himself destroying a car!

Yi,
I have a 6 year old son that has autism. His dad couldn't handle being the parent of a child with special needs and left us a few years ago. I have been the only caretaker and provider for my son since his dad left and I haven't had any time for myself. I've barely dated at all and I'm lonely. My son doesn't do well with others and it's hard to leave him and enjoy myself. When I have met guys in the past, they were scared off as soon as they found out about my son. How do other single moms find men? And how long should I wait to tell men about my son so they aren't scared away? –Misty

Slacker says that it would be hard for Misty because her son does not work well with others, meaning it would be hard for her to find a babysitter, let alone a boyfriend. He says going into that situation with an autistic son is a tough situation and a tough life. He does not even know how Misty will get a date without having to leave her child for even a short period time. Slacker says that, “If you cannot take care of you, you cannot take care of your children.” He suggests online dating.

Steve says, “It seems like Misty is referring to her dates that know about her son, look at him as a lot of baggage.” He says that he loves dating single moms. He says that Misty should just announce the situation up front so she does not invest any time in tools.

A 17-year-old boy from New Hampshire wanted to make a little extra money. He decided to remove snow from roofs from local neighborhoods. He had an extreme mishap when he fell 30 feet through a roof after it collapsed. He was impaled by a coat rack. He suffered severe injuries. He shattered his hip and damaged his appendix and his colon. He even had to have his colon removed. The doctors said that the coat rack saved his life because he landed on his lap which saved the piercing from being worse. He somehow managed to survive the fall. Another New Hampshire man survived a snow mishap this week after he was shoveling the snow off of his roof. An avalanche effect happened and buried him in two feet how snow. The snow was compacted onto his chest so he was unable to move. His daughter and wife had just left the house. He lay in the snow for four hours and screamed for help once his family arrived back home. He says, "It was just ... being in the wrong place at the wrong time.” A Massachusetts man is making money off of the record breaking snow. He is selling snow in a box for 89 dollars. He is making a profit off this unique idea. He has fulfilled 133 orders thus far. His company site says, “We’re drowning in 5ft of snow. Trapped in our tiny a-- apartment and dealing with 3 hour long commutes ... we desperately need your help getting this snow out of our city!”

Slacker says he never put anything inside a snowball because it is morally wrong. He asks, “Who has a 30 foot roof?”

Steve used to pack rocks in his snowballs and damage things around town. He would also put fireworks around snowmen and blow them up. He asks, “Who has coat racks?” He says that he implies that the man who got trapped under the snow that he must had peed. Therefore yellow snow was present.

A man named Johnny is so obsessed with Paris Hilton that he bought her a vintage red Cadillac and parked it outside of her gated community. She refused and called the police. Paris claims that he has been stalking her for years. He once flew a plane over the Hilton’s family home in Malibu that had two signs attached to the plane. One stated, “Can't Get Paris Whitney Hilton Out of My Mind" and the other said, "Mr. & Mrs. Hilton, may I court your daughter Paris?" He even went as far as to send her a wedding dress in the mail and asked her to marry him. The Cadillac is still parked outside Paris Hilton’s house but the windows are smashed in.

Slacker says he is a simple kind of man when it comes to food. He says that he does not have any random obsessions but Steve claims otherwise. Eddie Van Halen was Slacker’s drug.

Steve says that Slacker was so obsessed with Van Halen that he made the gate code to his house the title of their album 5150.

New Jersey man lit his apartment on fire after making his girlfriend dinner for her birthday. He had plans on proposing but got distracted when he started a grease fire in the kitchen. Isaiah Cox states, "I had just put the grease on the stove, I went to check on him, it took about a minute, but when I got back the cabinets were on fire. I threw the pot of grease out of the window to try to put it out. I was so confused; I forgot to grab the fire extinguisher that was right there when you enter the kitchen. "I tried to put it out but once I breathed the smoke in I knew it was too much for me.'' A Dutchman was trying to make a romantic gesture with a crane. If that isn’t romantic enough, the crane he rented to propose to his girlfriend fell over and crashed through his neighbor’s roof. He wasn’t hurt and fortunately his girlfriend said yes. A woman in Bulgaria got too excited about her new engagement with her long- time boyfriend and fell to her death. She fell off of 65-foot cliff near the resort they were staying in. The woman was found alo9ve but then later passed away. A South Carolina, woman was arrested by the local police after she threatened her boyfriend with a loaded gun for rejecting her “sexual advancements.” Talk about romance gone wrong!

Slacker says that he always makes a big batch of fries after he proposes to someone!

Steve says that it’s always smart to throw the grease fire out the window. He said that he paid 3o dollars to get his sheets clean and he brought a girl home. He did not want to dirty his sheets so they had relations somewhere else.

Yi guys! My husband and I divorced 5 months ago. We don’t have a lot of money and decided to stay in the same house. He’s the one that decided to break it off and lately he’s started bringing a lot of women home and flaunting them in front of me. It’s like he’s taunting me and trying to rub it in my face. I don’t want him to see that it’s getting to me, but I’ll admit it’s hard to see him with someone else. My question is, should I start bringing guys home? I want him to know that I can play this game too. I know it’s a little childish but I’m not going to let him walk all over me. What would you do if you were me? –Trisha

Slacker says if you live with your ex still, there should be a rule that you cannot bring other people over of the opposite sex. He thinks that it is obvious that she is still in love with her ex-husband. Slacker says that if he was in the same circumstance he would be livid if his wife brought a new man home. He says that he would have no problem with his ex-wife dating other men but she cannot bring the other men home.

Steve thinks that she is still hurt by her relationship. He thinks that her ex-husband is flaunting and purposely trying to make her jealous. Steve agrees with Slacker; there should be a rule about bringing other people over and having relations with them.

Should she start bringing men home?

I agree with Slacker. She is clearly not over her ex. I think she needs to either find a way to move out, make a rule about no more people over, or try and get back together with him.

Greg and Chrissy have been together since high school. They had a mishap in their early teenage years and got pregnant. Now their daughter is 15-years-old and is ready to start dating. Chrissy is fine with her dating and thinks that teenage years are the natural age to start dating. Greg completely is against it because he does not want his daughter to become pregnant at the age he and his wife did. Chrissy thinks that won’t happen because she is a good kid and gets straight A’s. She does not want her to be secluded from what her other friends are doing. She said the reason why she and Greg got pregnant was because they were bad kids who ditched class, wild, and un-mature. Chrissy thinks Greg is being way overprotective. He won’t even let his daughter go on a supervised date to the movies. His likely dating number for his daughter is 18-years-old.

Slacker does not think that Greg is wrong, but he thinks the dating age should be earlier than 18-years-old. He says sometimes the responsible ones are the most rebellious.

Steve says, “That if Greg did not start dating Chrissy at such an early age, he wouldn’t have met the love of his life.” He says if Greg tells her no, she is going to do it anyway.

Whose side are you on?

I can understand where Greg is coming from. If I were in that circumstance I would most likely feel the same, however I am siding with Chrissy. If you did a good job parenting and continue to parent then there should not be a problem. Their daughter should be allowed to date.

A new study shows that 58 percent of Americans brush their teeth only once a day. If they are only brushing once a day that means flossing is as extinct as the dinosaurs! Another study says that women wash their hair every three to five days.

Slacker says that it’s okay to not wash your hair every day because the natural oils are good for your head. He says he never has to wash his sheets because he has a wife. Slacker thinks Steve’s skin is going to fall off because he showers so often. Slacker flosses and brushes his teeth every day! His dentist must be proud. He says Steve showers too much and doesn’t brush enough. Slacker wants to touch his elbows.

Steve says everyone is nasty except for him! He says he showers every day and sometimes two times a day. It bothers Steve when he watches movies a couple had just got done having relations and they put their clothes back on and carry on with the rest of their day. Steve brushes his teeth only once a day. Steve says he has the cleanest weinus ever! He says that Slacker brushes his teeth wrong and ruins his enamel.

What are your weird hygiene habits?

I wash my hair every five days but that is not weird. I think that is normal for women nowadays due to the invention of dry shampoo.

Sibling Rivalry! You cannot stop it from happening! It just comes naturally! A new study has suggested from the researches of the University of Nebraska that the biggest bullies are no longer on the playground. 400 undergrads were surveyed about bullying. The students responded with the biggest bullies they faced were their own siblings. Ryan Santiago, resident in Athens-Clarke County, arrested recently after stabbing his brother in the face. They were arguing over the mailbox key in their apartment complex. One of the brothers wanted the key because he was expecting a package. The victimized brother’s face was “severe” and had a deep cut about two to three inches long. He went to the hospital for treatment while the other brother went to jail. A model in Croatia, Dajana Grkovic was stabbed by her twin sister Sara after a fight over a man. Sara was jealous of her sister’s relationship with the man they both liked. Sara faces attempted murder charges. One neighbor told the media, "They had been a bit wild since their mother went away, and they were left to their own devices. But we never thought it would come to something like this."

Slacker was trying to remember if he has ever been stabbed by a sibling. He recalls one time when his brother stabbed him in the stomach with a “grapefruit” spoon.

Steve was an only child so he never encountered the beauty of sibling rivalry. He thinks they should do a second segment and call it “Stabbing Siblings!”

Big or small, what are your sibling rivalry stories?

I stabbed my brother in the face with a sharp wooden sword from the hotel Excalibur in Las Vegas.

Yi,
My boyfriend just got back from the army. We've been together for a few years and going overseas really changed him. He gets angry and yells a lot more than he ever did before. He's more confrontational and sometimes it's like he wants to argue. He's not the same guy he was when we met. I know he's been through a lot and seen a lot of bad stuff and I want to support him, but I can't take it anymore. I need some advice. Is this a permanent thing? Will he always be this angry or will he go back to being the man he was before? Thanks. -Cara

Slacker says there is a military stigma. He thinks that Cara needs to give him a grace period because he just got back from the military; however, he also thinks she deserves a loving mate. Slacker says people change. He thinks that people change all the time. He says she made the decision to stay with him when he was in the military and that she had to have some expectations. He thinks that military spouses have more responsibility because that spouse back home is the only reason why the deployed spouse is still alive.

Steve asks, “Would the situation be different if Cara’s boyfriend was a truck driver? He thinks that military spouses should expect this when their spouse leaves for the military. He thinks that Cara has free reign without guilt to leave her boyfriend.

What advice do you have for Cara?

Therapy is always the answers. If she loves him she will stay and work through his problems.

People always tell us, enjoy the simple things in life. We found an article that has a list of the top simple pleasures most people (women) enjoy!
Weird Little Things That Bring You Joy
Sometimes it's the little things in life that bring the most joy. Here are the small moments that bring every girl joy:
​•​Taking off your tights or control top pantyhose.
​•​Getting home and peeling off your skinny jeans.
​•​Kicking off your heels.
​•​Looking at all the makeup on your face wipe: Seeing all the gross makeup that was on your face is weirdly satisfying.
​•​Getting into bed right after you shave your legs.
​•​Taking your hair out of a tight braid, ponytail or bun.
​•​Taking your bra off at the end of the day.
​•​Plucking a hair and getting the whole hair and follicle: Gross? Yes, but it's so satisfying.
​•​Peeling off your nail polish and getting the whole nail in one chunk.

Slacker says he knows how good it feels to peel out of his skinny jeans. His simple pleasure is looking at his Kleenex after blowing his nose. Slacker also loved taking his hair out of a ponytail when he had long rocker hair! Also pull threw parking spaces.

Steve says that he is a Kleenex looker. He has a pleasure when he pulls a weed and the whole root comes out when he pulls. He compares that feeling to pulling a hair. He also loves go to the website and puts the cursor in the middle of the screen before the page loads and watch it load around the cursor.

Lil’ D says his simple pleasure is the head of his vacuum. He says the end fits perfectly to his table and cleans it so well.

What are your simple pleasures?

One of my simple pleasures is clean hair. I love the feeling of how silky my hair is after it is washed and straightened.

A wedding in India ended abruptly after the bride decided to marry a random wedding guest rather than the groom. She was outraged when her fiancé became ill during the nuptials. He collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. Her anger stemmed from him concealing his problems. After the wedding proceeded a fight between both families broke up and the police had to come break up all of the fighting. Talk about a wild wedding!

Slacker says that if a couple both agree on having a weird wedding then they are perfect together; just don’t invite him to the wedding. One wedding Slacker went to he got caught on fire do to the table candle. He was leaning on the table and his shirt caught fire and he did not notice until another wedding guest had to come tackle him and pat the fire out. He says, “Thank God his hair did not catch fire.”

Amy’s friend always comes to her for advice regarding her boyfriend. She complains about him all of the time and wants him to change. They have only been together for a month. She is starting to get annoyed by her friend. She says she is just an okay friend. Amy thinks her friend’s boyfriend is actually a great guy and is starting to grow feelings for him. She said they get along great, better than her friend gets along with him. She says he could be “the one.” Amy is almost inclined to break her friend and her boyfriend up for her own benefit. She is thinking about giving her friend bad advice and suggest to her that they should break up because they are not good for each other. Amy is trying to decide on how to go about the ordeal and she is strongly pushing towards talking to him first.

Slacker says Amy cannot break them up and then get with him the next day because it would be obvious that she was the one that sabotage their relationship. He says if Amy’s friend does not mean anything to her then she should just go for it. Slacker believes people come into your life through other people so it could be possible that Amy’s friends boyfriend could be the one for her but it would burn her friendship.

Steve says Amy knows what she wants so she should go for it. He says if he might be the one, so she cannot let him get away. Steve thinks Amy is a good friend because she is trying to get advice. He thinks all Amy is looking for is approval.

Is Amy wrong for this? Should she sabotage her friend’s relationship for her own benefit?

I still follow the bro code rule. You cannot date your friend’s former boyfriends. If Amy values her friendship, than she will not go after her friend’s boyfriend or deliberately sabotage them.

Everyone has some type of claim to fame, whether it is big or small. Two Australian longtime friends claim that they are in possession of the oldest hamburger. The teens bought a Quarter Pounder from McDonalds and decided to save it. One of the men, Casey Dean, says, “We’re pretty sure it’s the oldest burger in the world. It started off as a joke, you know we told our friend we’d hold his burger for him but he never turned up and before we knew it six months had passed. The months became years and now, 20 years later, it looks the same as it did the day we bought it, perfectly preserved in its original wrapping.” Across the world a couple decided to go on the ultimate date. They visited three Disney parks all in one day. Orlando, San Diego, and Tokyo were all the locations. The trip was to celebrate their 17th wedding anniversary. Every year they celebrate at a Disney Park so this year they decided to go above and beyond. During their three park journey they had no time to ride any rides at each park just enough time to snap a photo. Talk about a claim of fame!

Slacker’s claim to fame that he is the only person who has been in a long term relationship with Steve. He won best guitarist in Colorado and that could be another claim to fame.

Steve says his claim to fame is having 16 strikeouts in one game in North Dakota.

What is your claim to fame?

Every concert I go to I try my hardest to touch the artists. Why? I don’t know it is kind of creepy. However, my claim to fame is touching and grasping Keith Urban’s nipple.

Cussing around kids is a hard thing to monitor, especially if you have a sailor mouth. Some people rarely monitor themselves and some people are sticklers for keeping their language ‘G’ rated. Children’s brains are like sponges, they can remember everything someone said from months ago and then randomly should that something embarrassing at in the middle of a crowded grocery store. Once your little angel says the “f-bomb” it can be funny and cute at first but once you acknowledge their cute slip up it becomes a storm where the only thing that comes out of their mouth is bad words. There are some parents that decide not to curb their swearing like Australian woman, Em Rusciano. She says, "I just feel there are so many other things to worry about as a parent. I want to teach my small ladies all the magical mysteries of the world. I want to spend my time showing them how to be excellent people, humans and women, which are all topics I give more of a BLEEP about than swearing. My kids are now eight and 13, and they know the difference between using a swear word as an adverb and using it as an insult. The first rule in swear club is that we don’t direct it at another family member."

Slacker says that he has the worst mouth ever. He says, “If your kid can pronounce it, let him say it!” He does not understand why cussing is so bad, why it is so taboo. He says, “If you let your kids swear where will you draw the line? Alcohol? Weed? Relations?” He thinks that he would rather have his kids swearing at home so he can teach his kids not to do it in public.

Steve says that Slacker should be proud of his naughty mouth because he is so creative! There is a guy that he and Slacker know that teaches his children how to properly use naughty words in a sentence. Steve says that if he had kids he would self-edit himself around his children.

Martin County, Florida woman, Linda Vines recently got arrested for assaulting her boyfriend with chocolate milk. She came home from work and woke her boyfr4iend up from his nap. They started arguing then she decided to pour chocolate milk all over him and part of the furniture. Cops charged Linda with battery. A man threw a bowling ball through the rear window of another individual’s cars. He grabbed the bowling ball again and threw it through the driver’s window. The driver called the police and videotaped the entire assault. If you go to Idaho watch out for the women in heels. A woman stabbed another woman in the face with her high heeled show in the face. The reasoning behind the attack the victim bumped the suspect on the dance floor. The victim was sent to the hospital and was treated for her injuries. Five dollars is sometimes worth attacking people over apparently. A Kentucky man attacked a woman with a vacuum cleaner. He tied the woman’s hands up with the cord of the machine and shoved her in a closet. She broke free but the man tried to strangle her with the cord. She agreed to pay him the five dollars then ran and told police. He is facing numerous charges including second-degree assault.

Slacker does not like the fact that Steve eats instant mashed potatoes. He does not understand why he would not take the extra five minute boiling minutes and eat real mashed potatoes. Slacker’s favorite type of chocolate milk is the milk left over from eating a bowl of cereal of Cocoa Pebbles.

Steve was once prepared to use hot mashed potatoes as a weapon. He heard some noises while he was cooking dinner. Steve followed the noises while creeping around his condo with a hot bowl of instant mashed potatoes, rather than grabbing a knife from the kitchen.

Lil’ D used his skateboard as a weapon while getting mugged by an older boy at school. He decided not to swing his skateboard at the boy he threw at him. The boy stole his skateboard as well while Lil’ D ran.

What strange object have you used as a weapon?

When my brother and I were little we used to rough house and attack each other. One time we were chasing each other around the house and I grabbed the meat tenderizer and whacked him in the elbow.

Yi guys,
My husband and I found out that we cannot have kids. Of course I wanted kids, but I've come to terms with it and look at it as a sign that we were not meant to be parents. My husband is not taking it so well. He wants to be a dad and started talking about adoption the second we found out. He is dead set on adopting but I'm not interested in it at all. It's expensive, there are so many legal hoops to jump through, and I don't want to feel like I'm doing some kind of charity work because I gave a kid a home. My body said I can't have kids and that’s the way it is. This isn't something we seriously discussed before we got married and now it's turned into a major disagreement. Is this something a relationship can survive, or will he always resent me because he's not a dad?
-Laura

Slacker says he knows people who have adopted and they feel less attached to their adopted child then if it was your biological child. He says that Laura’s husband cannot keep asking to adopt because, “One no in a relationship is it.” Slacker says, “Naturally you want your own kids.” Slacker is the “love guy” and has hope for all love but in this circumstance, Laura’s marriage will not survive. He can understand where Laura is coming from, she wanted her own baby.

Steve says it is weird that it is the woman in this circumstance who does not want a kid because most women want to be a mother. He knows a couple who adopted foster children and the woman in the relationship decided they are not her kids so she left her husband the foster children. The father says that those are his kids and he would take a bullet for them. Steve thinks that her relationship will not survive.

Can their relationship survive or will he resent her forever?

I think that their relationship will not continue on for much longer because the topic of children is huge make or break in a relationship and they heavily disagree. I think if she wants to keep her marriage intact she should consider adopting.

Rob and Janie are having a difficult time with their difficult teenager who is their only child. Janie and her daughter are always at odds with one another. The house is nothing but comparable to World War 3. Their daughter is extremely disrespectful. Janie says she has tried all types of parenting styles but nothing is working, she says it is impossible. Janie has a solution to the problem that her husband does not agree with. Janie wants to send her daughter to boarding school to change her rebellious ways. Rob disagrees because he thinks their daughter will just rebel even more. Janie think that she needs to be removed from the situation for their daughter improve her behavior. Rob thinks that alienating his daughter from her parents, friends, and school will do nothing but cause more chaos. Janie says that their daughter is a daddy’s girl and that is why Rob disagrees with her. Rob says their daughter does not have true behavioral issues. Rob says that she will even rebel in boarding school and her behavior will continue to grow worse. He says they can solve all of their problems at home.

Slacker says that their daughter’s behavior is a normal stage that every teenage girl goes through. He says that he does not know anything about boarding school so he does not know if that is the solution.

Steve says it is a good thing that Janie and Rob’s daughter is an only child. He says that he loves the concept of boarding school. He says it is like taking your broken iPhone to the store and they fix it for you and you get it back.

Whose side are you on?

They can try counseling first and if that does not work I agree with Janie, send her to boarding school.

5-foot-4 Alexandra Tanser of Russia is a very dedicated aspiring model. She has been turned down from the runway because she is too short. She is currently undergoing procedures to make her taller; very painful procedures. Alexandra is having her legs broken and lengthened to make her taller. She wears a brace on her legs that slowly lengthens her bones. The procedure is called Llizarov apparatus. She has grown 2.5 inches since the first surgery. She has three more to go and has hopes of being able to walk the runway in three years at 33-years-old. She says, “I’ll probably be told I'm too old to be a model by then, but I’ll dye my hair blonde and at least I will look and feel like one.” A woman from England has spent over 30, 000 dollars to achieve to looking like Pamela Anderson. She has had eight breast implant surgeries, lip injections, and Botox. She is a Pamela Anderson impersonator. Athletes are now drinking breast milk because it has a lot of protein in it .

Slacker says he does not understand why models have to be tall for the runway. He thinks that the hottest Victoria’s Secret models are the shorter ones like Adriana Lima. Slacker says that he has never tasted breast milk and thinks it’s gross that Steve had.

Steve says that the Russian woman is going to be extremely un-proportional. He thinks that her age will put her out of the runway but while she is at it she needs to add the stretching neck rings. Steve says that he tried breast milk and feels stronger.

A 45-year-old funeral director from Australia is facing up to three years in prison on over 100 counts of theft and deception after faking 77 deaths. Robin Knight used prepaid funeral contracts to con insurance companies. He used 540,000 dollars he received to pay bill and other business costs. He is pleading guilty to all the charges. A woman got her kidney stolen by a doctor after an operation on her colon. Xu Xiuying had to undergo two major surgeries on her colon at two different hospitals due to cancer. After the operations she was complaining of back pain and got her back x-rayed; turns out she was missing a kidney but is not sure which hospital or which operation her vital organ was stolen. The sales of healthy organs are sold for thousands of dollars in China. The court is having a difficult time ruling which hospital stole her kidney. In Florida police are searching for a man who was spotted stealing money from a girl scout last Thursday outside of a local grocery store. Footage shows the man walk up to the Girl Scouts and casually grabbed the black box that contained all the profits from selling Girl Scout Cookies. He was last seen getting into the passenger side of a Toyota.

Slacker says that he has stolen but does not think he is going to hell because it is a “white collar crime.”

Steve says that the woman from China had an extra kidney so she did not really need her other one. He says that he was “collecting” money for “UNICEF” to get money for weed. He says he went from door to door to get money for his dealer.

Jamie is unsure of what to do. She suspects her coworker of struggling with bulimia. Jamie previously struggled with an eating disorder so she knows and understands the signs. She says that her coworker visits the bathroom many times especially after eating and she always has gum or breath mints in her mouth. Jamie says that her coworker never eats and when she does she goes to the bathroom immediately and afterwards Jamie says that her breath smells. They are just acquaintances so Jamie does not know if it is her place to say anything. Jamie says her coworker talks about having five sisters and a cat but Jamie thinks that her sisters do not care.

Slacker says that the pervious producer of the show found signs of bulimia in the women’s bathroom on a daily bases. He proposes the question, “What do you do if you see someone drowning?” He says you help them, you save them.

Steve says that Jamie should not say anything because it is not her place because Jamie may be accusing an eating disorder when it is really nothing.

What should Jamie do?

I think Jamie needs to say something because she can relate to her and have good advice to point her into the right direction into getting help for her disorder. Jamie’s coworker is struggling alone and needs a friend who understands what she is going through. One way Jamie can reach out to her is to ask her to go for a coffee and get to know her better then bring up the habits that have been noticed.

Sleepovers are childhood tradition! Should they be taken away? Many parents in today’s era believe so. Parents are now sticking to a strict no sleepover rule because of junk food, ‘R’ rated movies, truth or dare, lack of supervision, and the list goes on and on. Parents are now calling for “sleep unders” or “half overs.” Parent’s children may have their friends over for the gab sessions, and maybe a little bit of junk food, but the children must snuggle up in their own beds at the end of the night. Is this overprotective parenting or correct parenting? Undeniably, sleepovers do come with crazy stories and memories!

Slacker says that he very rarely had a sleepover. He does not let his children have sleepovers because his son sleep walks a lot. He is afraid that his son will be walking around and the parents may think he is an intruder and shoot him. Slacker does not like the bullying that goes on at sleepovers. At a sleepover Slacker was at his friend tried to slide down the banister and ripped his manhood. That became his identity. Slacker says you remembered him as the guy who ripped his manhood!

Steve had lot of sleepovers, mostly at his friend’s house. He says that his sleepovers when he was older were crazy because that’s when the dirty magazines came out. Spin the bottle and truth or dare were all activities on the agenda for a sleepover.

Lil’ D had sleepovers every weekend because his parents were “schlepping” him off! He says that he got in a lot of trouble at his sleepovers, like sneaking out to egg people’s houses.

What are your crazy sleepover stories?

When I was in high school I was still having sleep overs with my friends on the weekends. I would tell my parents that I was staying at my friend’s house and they would tell their parents that they were staying at mine. No questions were asked. We were typical teenagers, rebellious and dumb. It was Friday night and we decided that we were going to partake in some drinking… too much drinking. We definitely had a sleep over, but it was on a playground down the street from my house in the middle of fall. It was freezing and we were all sick. The monkey bars got to me!

Puerto Rico might have a lot of angry parents with the passing of this new bill! Parents with an obese child will be taxed 800 dollars if their child does not lose weight. Obese children will be referred from a teacher to a counselor who would then contact officials at the Health Department. The children would be placed on a diet and exercise program for six months. If they do not lose weight by the end of six months then the parents will be taxed. Senator Jose Luis Dalmau, who supports the bill, believes that holding parents accountable is "necessary for society." Children with medical issues would be exempted from the program.

Slacker thinks that the BMI chart is impossible to hit. He was in shape and was still considered obese for his size. He says that obesity has serious health risks. Slacker says that as a parent he is horrified by this because it is humiliating for the child. He says that if his kids were obese he would handle it and not need outside assistance and a fine to get his children in shape. He proposes the question, “What’s next? Getting fines for high cholesterol?” Slacker feels that he is perfect and says he would be willing to pay a “narcissist tax.”

Steve says he is all for this for weird reasons. He says because he is a smoker is ostracized by the public and he wants to see one group of people judge everyone else. Steve thinks that we need to start kids early on keeping fit. He says that shaming is a powerful motivator. He thinks that the teachers are only regulating this system for the revenue.

Lil’ D says he wants a “ghost tax.” At an event he claims he is going to smoke and he just leaves. He never says bye and just “ghosts.” Lil’ D says the “ghost tax” is as much as his mortgage. Lil’ D says that Slacker’s tax would be “type a personality.”

If you were a parent in Puerto Rico would you support this or be furious?

I would be furious because although obesity can lead to serious medical issues they are CHILDEN. There is not one child that needs to be on a diet and exercise program. Obesity can be caused by many things as a child like, baby fat or puberty! Hormones can cause an individual to lose weight. This is ridiculous and this law needs to be vetoed at once!

They say not to burn bridges when leaving a job but sometimes due to the situation and circumstances burning bridges, literally, is the only option that seems right. A former McDonald’s employee in St. Paul, Minnesota certainly was not lovin’ it while he was destroying everything he could get his hands on in the fast food restaurant. The man was angry due to a shorted paycheck or because he was fired. The reasoning was unclear. The manager on duty waited to call 911 after the restaurant was already in shambles. He will obviously not be getting a good reference from McDonalds. In Summit County, Ohio a woman names Samantha Lockhart was arrested for destroying her former boss’ office two days after losing her job. She broke into his office and smashed personal photos, threw glitter and sprayed Silly String everywhere. She broke his computer scanner, and printer. She was arrested and charged with vandalism.

Slacker says that the day that he sells his house he will have to explain that there is glitter all over his house because he had a daughter. He says that if he were to go out in a blaze of glory he would tell the public the real names of all the people who work in the studios and disclaim their salaries.

Steve says the boss in Ohio will be finding glitter in his office for the rest of his career because glitter does not come out of anything even after cleaning for hours.

Lil’ D says that he would change all the music playlist to the most annoying songs ever like Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Have you ever left your former job in a blaze of glory? If so, what did you do while quitting?

James made a huge mistake and cheated on his wife! Not only did he cheat on his wife he got another woman pregnant. This pregnancy was caused by a one night stand rather than an affair. This whole ordeal is only a month in. The other woman wants James to be a part of their child’s life and there is no way that she is giving her baby up. James obviously has to tell his wife immediately but he also does not want to lose her. He says that he is planning on telling her soon. James feels victimized. He does not want a divorce because they are sloppy and messy and he still “loves” his wife.

Slacker he says that you don’t accidently cheat on your wife. He tells James that he cannot tell his wife before Valentine’s Day on Saturday. Slacker says that there is no way that James can feel victimized because he did this! He says he is sick to his stomach because his wife is crushed. James had a sarcastic tone to his voice and Slacker tells James, “To stop being a tool because he did this!”

Steve says that he should tell his wife on Valentine’s Day with a bouquet of flowers. He thinks that he needs to tell his wife everything all at once. Steve says that he needs to be completely honest with his wife. He says that he should tell her on St. Patricks’ Day because she will be drunk.

How can James break the news to his wife without breaking up the relationship?

I have no advice on how to keep his wife. Each individual is different when reacting to a spouse cheating. She may leave but she may stay. If I were his wife I would pack his things for him. He needs to go to church and pray that his mistake will be forgiven by his wife and that she will find the grace and mercy to help raise his baby.

An Oregon woman drove into a river after following Google Maps. The road was closed however, Google Maps did not know. A 19 -year-old man was robbed after he bragged about his wealth after he bragged about it on social media. Three men in masks robbed him by kicking in the door to his Philadelphia house. Texas teen got fired from her job before she even started because of a tweet. The boss of this pizza shop fired back tweet telling her that she does not have a job anymore. He got suspended because his tweet was “un-professional.”

Slacker says that he uses common sense when it comes to following Google Maps. He says that he has a ton of friends that post about being on a trip on social media and he thinks that is the stupidest thing ever because you are giving an opening welcome to thieves robbing our house.

Steve says, “It is not technology screwing you over it’s your stupidity!”

Today we’re playing Drunk or Kid! You tell us your crazy stories and we will guess if you were either drunk or a kid! Lil’ D is going to read the stories in the first person without giving the answer and Slacker and Steve will guess!

First Story: I got locked out my apartment which was on the third floor. He climbed up to the third story to get onto the balcony to break into my own house. I fell 20 feet off of my balcony.

Slacker says kid.

Steve says drunk because kids don’t lock themselves out of the house.

Answer: Drunk.

Second Story: I was leaving the local Denny’s. I jumped on a grease trap and fell through. Firefighters had to come rescue me and pull me out of the grease.

Slacker says drunk because no one sober goes to Denny’s.

Steve says kid!

Answer: Kid.

Third Story: I decided to go on a test drive in the Bronx. I hit five parked cars and t-boned a cop.

Maggie has a wonderful babysitter which is hard to come by. Maggie’s mother is her babysitter. However, her mother is getting tired of watching her grandchild because it is too time consuming. Maggie’s mom has watched her daughter for three years. She says she will only continue to watch her grandchild if Maggie pays her. Maggie is upset because she feels that her mother should want to watch her grandchild without having to be paid because it’s her grandchild. Maggie says she does not have the funds to pay her mother and she is upset because she babysat other children without asking for money. Maggie’s mom does watch her grandchild seven to eight hours a day, so it is like a full time job.

Slacker he thinks that children who are watched by a professional daycare system that the children are more socially adaptable than having a family member watching a child. He thinks that there is no right or wrong in this. Slacker thinks though at some point that Maggie’s grandma is allowed to say, “I can’t babysit anymore.”

Steve says he thought that parents wanted a close family member to watch their children because they are trustable. He says that he can understand where Maggie’s mom is coming from because watching children is a full time job.

Are you obligated to pay family members to watch your children?

I agree with Maggie’s mom because children are completely time consuming and if her grandchild is taking her time away from making her own income then yes Maggie should feel obligated to pay her mother. Maggie’s mom already raised a child; she shouldn’t be unpaid to watch another one.

A teenage girl, 17-years-old, in South Africa poured acid all over her boyfriend’s manhood after their relations video went viral. She says that her 25-year-old boyfriend filmed them having relations on his laptop without her knowledge. Later the video was found on social media then exploded and went completely viral. The woman confronted her boyfriend in a bar with a jar of battery acid and poured it all over his manhood. The man claims he does not know how the video wound up going viral. He’s not pressing charges because he said jail time won’t bring his manhood back and it will ruin her future. He was told by doctors it would never be functional again and he has to urinate through a tube. A 28-year-old woman is suing Radio Shack because an employee took her adult photos off of her phone and sent them to himself. The woman brought her phone to Radio Shack to be repaired. Her ICloud account notified her that 17 photos were sent to an unknown number. The police in San Francisco tracked down the employee. Jose Robert Miranda, who admitted to stealing the photos; he was charged with stealing computer data.

Slacker says that he made a relations video wearing a pope hat! He says that his video has to be out somewhere.

Steve asks, “Do you script out your tapes? Or does it just happen?” They said it just happens!

Lil’ D made a relations video with his former girlfriend and somehow his roommates viewed it. The tape came to existence right after Christmas after his mom gave him a video camera. Flash forward to his college years when his tape went missing after he found his roommate in his room. A week later Lil’ D found his relational video in the public VCR downstairs.

Have you ever had your adult pictures and videos leaked to the public?

Brian Williams caught in a huge lie that came to light recently by Iraq veterans. Williams claimed that he was aboard a helicopter in Iraq that was forced down in 2003. He claims that he did not remember the events correctly and misspoke. He says, "I feel terrible about making this mistake, especially since I found my OWN WRITING about the incident . . . and I was indeed on the Chinook behind the bird that took the RPG in the tail housing just above the ramp,…” Because I have no desire to fictionalize my experience ... and no need to dramatize events as they actually happened, I think the constant viewing of the video showing us inspecting the impact area -- and the fog of memory over 12 years -- made me conflate the two, and I apologize” Lance Armstrong is also facing flack this week because he and his girlfriend lied to the police about hitting parked cars. He hit two parked cars in Aspen, Colorado after a night of partying. Lance was caught in his lie and received two tickets for hitting the park cars.

Slacker says thank God that he and Steve don’t have a show where they are paid to present accurate information. He says that he crashed his wife one time and made his wife get in the driver’s seat. He did not want to get in trouble with the police because he had a lot of tickets. He did not get caught and he bought his wife a new car to make it up to her.

Steve says that he does not like spicy foods after recalling a story where men claim that the only reason why they eat spicy food is to look like a “bad boy.”

I shouldn’t be alive! A Nebraska woman cheated death after she woke up from a coma right before she was about to be taken off of life support. Her liver and kidneys shut down which lowered her survival rate drastically. Gangrene seeped into her hands and feet which unfortunately had to be amputated. She is in rehab and her kidneys and liver are functioning once more. Her new goal is to walk and drive a car again. The Taiwan airplane crash video has gone viral, but did you notice the cab driver? A cab driver’s hood got side swiped by the Taiwan plane as it was coming down. Mr. Zou was seriously injured but somehow managed to escape the wreckage with his life. He says he is, “Lucky to be alive.”

Slacker says he was mugged once at gun point. He was not ready to be mugged so he told the mugger to “F#@% off!” Slacker grabbed his wallet after the guy tried to take it and the mugger started to pistol whip him in the face. He filed a report with the police and was listening to the police scanner and the mugger was robbing more individuals. The third person the guy mugged was shot and killed by the thief! Slacker definitely cheated death!

Steve has only been close to dying when he was in a couple of roll- over accidents.

What are your “I Shouldn’t Be Alive” stories?

Like Steve I should have died in a car accident. I almost flew through the wind shield but at the last second when my body was getting tossed forward by former boyfriend grabbed me and threw his body on top of mine. I did not have a seatbelt on but I learned my lesson to always wear my seatbelt.

Yi! I've recently been dating a guy who is active duty in the military. We live apart already in separate cities so we don't quite get to see each other on a weekly basis because of our work and him being on base. It’s been only 5 months but I can say I’m falling in love with him. My question is how do military family and friends handle missing their loved ones? He's recently been shipped out and barely returned 2 weeks ago. He's leaving again next month.
-Nina

Slacker says that the first thing Nina needs to do is tell her boyfriend that she loves him. He says that there is a stereotype with military members on their promiscuity so she needs to make sure he is all in it for her. He says, “You can’t help who you fall in love with.” Slacker thinks that Nina and her boyfriend need to be “rock solid or be over.”

Steve says that he thinks that Nina is afraid to open her heart. He says that she needs to be all in before making any decisions to fully commit to this long distance relationship. Steve says Nina will have to overcome a lot of obstacles so it is really hard.

What advice do you have for Nina on dealing with the separation from her boyfriend?

Not that I have room to give advice on this subject but what I tell a lot of people who are going through the pains of being separated from a loved one is to STAY BUSY. She needs to stay busy even if it is going for a walk. She also needs to stay away from chick flicks and sad movies.

They say opposites attract. But do they really? Dave is profession, clean cut, and conservative. Brenda is free spirited, loves to party, and wants tattoos. Dave is refusing to let her get anything permanent on her body because when they go to professional events and functions together he thinks they will look trashy. Brenda is reluctant to let Dave control what she puts on her body. Brenda wants tattoos that are meaningful like a huge butterfly that covers up her arm, back, and collarbone, that transforms into native designs and feathers. Dave says he would be ashamed to be seen with her. Dave claims that because he is in sales he has unique clients and cannot be seen with his wife that has a “hippy dippy” tattoo. He says he loves the idea of the tattoo but they should frame it and put it on their wall rather than on her body. He says that he would be fine if she wanted a small tattoo that would be able to cover up. Brenda says that tattoos and butterflies are a part of who she is.

Slacker says, “It’s still her body.” He proposes the idea that she scales down the tattoo size. He says that he can understand Dave because of his line of work.

Steve asks Dave, Who comes first, your work or your wife? Dave responds with his wife of course “but we’re not in college anymore.” He says that he can understand both sides but because Dave is the bread winner he sides more with him.

Whose side are you on?

I am on Brenda’s side. I have many tattoos but I can choose what I want people to see. If I don’t want people to see a tattoo of mine I either cover it up with clothing or tattoo cover up makeup. When I do events like bikini shows, I have to cover up my tattoos and the makeup works and is waterproof. Dave needs to let her get a tattoo. They are not trashy!

A mom and her five month old baby were kicked off a flight going home to Memphis due to a major disagreement on the plane. The woman was flying on Frontier Airlines when she called the flight attendant the “Queen of the Airplane.” The woman and her baby were forced off the plane and were told to purchase another ticket with another airline to get to Memphis. Paris Hilton’s little brother was arrested this week in Los Angeles after flipping out on an international plane flight. The 20 year old supposedly went “berserk” while screaming and threatening flight attendants. Witnesses say that Conrad grabbed a flight attendants shirt and said, "I could get you all fired in five minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out. He has done it before. Dad paid $300,000 last time." The flight crew members had to restrain Conrad to his seat. His lawyer says he was not himself because he an adverse reaction to a sleeping pill.

Slacker does not understand why the bathroom is a popular place to have relations because it is so gross in airplane bathrooms. He said he can understand joining the Mile High Club on a 757 airplane. Slacker says he got in trouble by a flight attendant for taking a pillow from first class. He claims it was not a first class pillow because it was small and it smelled of death. She threatened to kick him off the flight if he did not give the pillow back.

Steve says the flight attendant always gets the last word and wins every disagreement.

A Southern California woman has been arrested for having relations with her 16 year old daughter's ex-boyfriend. Police say they had been tracking the 38-year-old woman since the physical affair begun, but they didn’t say how they found out about the relationship. The teenage boy was just 16 years old at the time of the three month affair. She has pleaded not guilty to the charges. A Florida mother ruined her child’s life after she posted a picture of him dressed as a woman on her Facebook page. The mother posted a picture of him dressed like a woman because he wetted the bed. She chose humiliation as punishment and a family member brought the pictures to attention to the police and she was arrested for possible child abuse case. In the pictures tears were visible on the child’s face. The ten year old child has a health condition that causes him to wet the bed.

Slacker says his mom ruined a huge chunk of his relations life and food life. He once got a staph infection and had to take a lot of medicine, so she put the medicine in milk which she did not know was sour. That scarred him for life. His relational life was ruined because every time a woman wanted to get adventurous during relations with whip cream he had to leave. Slacker says he cannot have Twinkies, whip cream, and definitely milk.

Steve says that he thought Slacker’s mom ruined his life by “depantcing” him at school but that turned out to be another girl.

“Push” presents may seem ridiculous to some and totally necessary to some. A “push” present is a gift that is gifted to the woman in labor usually by her “baby daddy” after birth. Dana and her husband just had a baby and she is demanding a “push” present but her husband is refusing to get her one. She said she is frustrated because she did all the work for “his” child. She said she had a horrible child birth throughout the entire nine months. She wants a diamond ring, a new television, and some new shoes. Dana thinks she deserves all of her requests as a push gift(s) and she wants advice to on how to ask her husband to give her gifts for giving birth. She said it is “new time and new rules” and that is why she deserves to request a push gift. Dana’s friends say they are shocked that he did not give her a gift.

Slacker says that his mom did not receive a “push” gift and he did not even know what a “push” gift was until recently. He says he loves giving gifts when people are un-expectant of it but when people demand gifts is when he is turned completely off of that person.

Steve asks Dana, “So the healthy baby was not enough for you?” He says that Dana is ridiculous because she is demanding such luxurious items like diamonds for having a baby. Steve says there are women that give birth every day and their baby is enough for them!

Do women deserve “push” gifts? Or are they a ridiculous request?

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. Push gift? Your child is your gift.

A woman in Florida slammed on her brakes to keep her two daughters from fighting with each other. Her 12 year old daughter was in the front seat when the mother slammed on her brakes. The young girl’s head hit the windshield because she was not wearing a seatbelt. She complained of being dizzy and disoriented. The cops found the windshield cracked. Her mother did not take her to the hospital. She was arrested and charged with child abuse. Another mother in Florida got in trouble with the law after she let her seven year old child walk to the local park alone. Nicole Gainey was arrested for child neglect and faces up to five years in jail for letting her son Dominic walk alone. He was familiar with the area because he rides past the park on his bike to school every day. Dominic had called his mother just previous to getting involved with the police, on the cellphone that he always wears on his neck for emergencies. The police said that there were registered sex offenders that lived by the park area as well as many criminal activities. She was set on a 3.750 dollar bond and was released after seven hours in the county jail.

Slacker thinks it is amazing how many things can change so fast. He says he was left in the car all the time by his parents and something that will put you in jails in today’s time. He said another thing you could get arrested for that he used to do all the time is when it is cold and icy out to grab onto the back of a truck and hold on and let them pull them.

Steve says that his mother used to slam on the brakes all the time to get his attention. He says that when he was little he never wore a helmet and in today’s era that is a huge no-no! He says that if he did have a helmet on he would have probably had worse head injuries.

What is something you used to be able to do that you could not get away with today?

I used to be able to play dodgeball happily today it is completely banned in schools!

A North Carolina mother filmed another woman trying to slam into her with her car while driving. The mother had her young daughter in the car who was clearly frightened. Sherri Norman was driving when another woman was speeding and trying to pass her on the road. In the video the other driver would repeatedly stop short to Sherri to slam into her own vehicle. The two drivers stopped and the aggressive driver got out her car and started punching through Sherri’s open car window. Sherri’s daughter was screaming in the back seat. The angry 40 years old woman has been charged with reckless driving to endanger, assault and battery, injury to personal property, driving left of center, and two counts of communicating threats. Talk about road rage!

Slacker does not understand road rage! He does not think it should ever happen. He thinks that the only passing lane is on the interstate.

Steve has terrible road rage but he his finally realizing he cannot fight the world! He says that slow people stay in the right lane because the left lane is a passing lane! Steve’s pet peeve is people who drive under the speed limit. He says that he will tailgate anyone who is going slowly. Steve was tailgating someone a couple weeks ago and after they pulled up next to each other at the stop light he threw a cigarette on Steve’s car hood. He wants Slacker to read a manual on how to drive.

What is your unbelievable road rage incident?

I have terrible road rage which I get from my dad. My dad will follow people to their house and I have started to do the same which is a terrible idea but in the heat of the moment I can’t help it!

Yi Slacker and Steve,
I've been married for 13 years and the spark is gone. The butterflies and excitement aren't there anymore. I've tried to spice things up by reading 50 Shades of Gray, dressing sexier, surprising him. Nothing is really working. What can I do to spice our relationship up? Do I just have to accept that this is how it's going to be the rest of our relationship?
-Jodie

Slacker says that is you really want your marriage to work you have to find ways to keep the flame burning. He does not understand why Steve is so against marriage because Steve’s life is in a rut. He has the same routine for everything that he does so he would be perfect for marriage. He thinks that Jodie needs to realize that it is her husband and not her because she has tried everything to fix the marriage. Slacker says that he can look at his wife and still have butterflies in his stomach.

Steve thinks that changing things won’t change your marriage because at the end of your day you’re the same person and so is your spouse. Steve asks, “If marriage is so wonderful why do you have to spice things up?” He thinks that Jodie needs to move on to get someone different because variety spices life up! Steve says to Jodie, “You’ve done 13 years what more do you need?” He thinks butterflies and rainbows in a relationship go away by the fourth date.

What can she do to spice things up? Does she just have to accept that this is how it will be for the rest of their marriage?

I think a romantic vacation with your significant other can fix anything and rekindle the flame. They should take a second honeymoon and fall back in love with one another.

Peeing yourself is embarrassing but peeing yourself and having pictures taken of it and used as advertising is worse. Spookers theme park in Auckland, New Zealand used an image of a woman’s wet pants as advertisement for the park without her knowledge. She lost control of her bladder while she was in the amusement park’s haunted house. She was unaware of the photo being taken then being used as a banner on their website. One of the woman’s relatives recognized her clothes in the photo and that is when the woman demanded the site to take down the picture. The park’s marketing department stated that due to her face not being in the picture they thought it would be okay to use on their website. One of the woman’s relatives said, “We had been through the haunted house and we were laughing so much and she lost control of her bladder.” The picture was taken down and the woman’s pants were thrown into the washing machine. Anyone watch the Miss California pageant? No? Well you missed out on a contestant having a major bikini malfunction in the swimsuit round. Chanelle Riggan’s pink bikini top came undone which revealed everything. That did not slow her down! She grabbed the pieces of the untied bikini and strutted her stuff while smiling. She impressed the judges by her reaction to such an embarrassing moment. She eventually placed fourth in the competition. William Shatner reveals that his most embarrassing moments in his life was when his pants fell down at airport security. He was getting patted down and somehow lost his pants. Oops!

Slacker got pulled into the choir at his church. He would have to go over to the choir members’ house and have a jam session with to Christian music. He really liked this girl that lived closely to the choir member’s house and she drove by while he was singing and playing with the wiener dog.

Steve was an altar boy and “dumped Jesus.” During mass he tripped on his robe and spilled holy water everywhere while rolling down the stairs. They took dropping holy water so seriously that they had to shut down church.

What is the most embarrassing moment you have ever had?

It was my freshman year in high school and I had just broken my tibia and fibula. The break was so bad that they put me in a full leg cast up to my hip. I was walking through the cafeteria and all of the cute senior football boys were sitting at the lunch tables. I was on crutches and they had just mopped the floor without putting signs up that they had done so. I slipped and fell on my freshly broken leg and I couldn’t get up because the cast was so heavy and big. No one came to help me get up but they had no problem laughing at me. That was not only embarrassing but traumatizing. I lost a lot of faith in humanity that day.

A man in Northern California was picked up by a garbage truck and was trapped inside for hours! He was dumpster diving and seemed to pick the wrong dumpster to search for goodies in! The man was presumably searching for his lost wallet. The truck was headed to the landfill after he was picked up. The cops say the man used lumber in the truck to reach the top of the truck to avoid the compactor. The man was taken to the hospital for complaints of neck and back pain. We found an article in the Daily Mail that claims that women have been dumpster diving behind high end stores for beauty products that are expensive. Women are even diving in groups and stakeout the high end stores. Instead of going to book club they are diving into a smelly dumpster requiring awesome product! The department stores throw away a lot of products from perfume to small cosmetics. Some divers have even required 100 dollars’ worth of skin care products!

Slacker does not understand why they put cameras on the outside of the buildings to catch people from dumpster diving because he does not understand why they would care! He has dumpster dived once when someone was getting evicted and the police were throwing away this tenants belongings. After the police left Slacker went through the dumpster and took some of the nice possessions this former ternate had. Slacker even gifted his family with some of the belongings he took like a light up Christmas village nativity scene.

Steve thinks that dumpster diving is gross. He thinks the guy who got stuck in the dump truck is dumb because he had 18 minutes and a huge fair warning to get out of the dumpster.

Lil’ D went to South Padre with his friends for Spring Break and they went to a burger joint. His friend emptied out the food trays into the garbage that was filled with nacho cheese, grease, and puke. He went diving for his retainer and put it back into his mouth! EWWWW!!

Have you ever dumpster dived? If not, would you ever?

I have never dumpster dived but now it sound extremely compelling after reading the article about retrieving high end beauty products. I might have to hit up Ulta tonight after the store is closed to score some great free deals!

A man went to the doctor to get out of his normal duties as a construction worker and somehow ended up with a doctor’s note stating that the only position he can have relations in is on his back with very little movement. He posted his note from his doctor on reddit.com. He finally had proof to show his girlfriend he can be lazy in bed. Many people commute to work by walking, but people are getting lazy and taking Air Wheels. Air Wheel is an electric uni-wheel that you stand on like a Segway that can reach up to speeds of 14 miles per hour. These things are flying off of the shelves! The ride using an Air Wheel can travel up to 24 miles on one charge. You lean forward to move forward, lean back to stop or slow down, leaning left and right will turn you in those directions. Aside being used for commuting to work, people are taking them to the grocery stores and even walking their dog! How lazy!

Slacker says there is a bike that just came out last year that has motor on it so when you have to climb a hill it will just “zoom” you up the hill without having to feel a burn. He also says he knows of this robot for 99 dollars that will play catch with your dogs. Slacker says that Steve is the laziest person he knows.

Steve says that the Air Wheel is a brilliant idea because it saves your “leg muscles!” He loves technology even if it means your being considered lazy. Steve had a DVD of a perfectly good movie and instead of getting up to go put the movie in, he just bought it on On Demand.

Yi! I'm divorced and 42. My daughter is 22 and just moved back here. Last week, she and her best friend stopped by for drinks. While my daughter was in the bathroom, her friend flirted with me. She's gorgeous and I think she wants me to ask her out. Should I talk to my daughter first? Is this wrong? Can you ask your listeners if any of them have ever been in this position.
-Jason

Slacker thinks that Jason needs to “fish” elsewhere. He thinks that he absolutely needs to talk about the situation with his daughter because if he did not it would be “d-baggy.” He said that if he ever dated someone his daughter’s age at 22 he would remember that his daughter is the same age and be turned off immediately. Slacker says that he is giving Jason permission to sleep with anyone else but his daughter’s friend.

Steve says either way Jason is going to go for it. He says her being 22 years old is not as creepy because she has probably out of school but it would be creepy he thinks if Jason was plucking her up from study hall. Steve says there is a study that a lot of divorced moms have been dating a lot younger men.

Is this wrong? Should he ask his daughter first?

My boyfriend is seven years older than me and his sister is my age. So even that is weird for he both of us. This is a tough situation because on one level it is creepy but the daughter’s friend could be legitimately be interested in him. I would consult with his daughter before making any other decisions.

Today’s Great Mate Debate is from Jack and Megan. Jack and Megan are married and have children together. Due to their busy work schedules they had to hire a nanny. The children absolutely love the nanny, however, Megan does not. She thinks that the nanny is getting too close and attached to her children. An example of the nanny being too close is when one of her children fell at the playground she ran to the nanny instead of Megan. She says that the kids are more excited to see the nanny then they are her. She wants to let her go because she dies not want another person closer to her children than she is. Jack says he wants to keep the nanny because the children love her. He says if the kids love and trust the nanny what more do you want? Jack says he does not want the kids to be around someone that he does not trust and that the kids do not love. To keep or to fire, that is the question!

Slacker thinks that Megan is being jealous. He says that he can understand where Megan is coming from because he understands the want to be the Alpha over their kids.

Steve says that as a parent you want someone to watch your kids that they love. He says, “Don’t fix something that is not broken.”

Lil’ D says that one time when he went to daycare he was watched by this woman named Robin. When his mom came to pick him up he told his mom, “Hey mom! Look at my new mommy!” Lil’ D never went back to that daycare again.

Whose side are you on?

I can understand both sides of the argument; however, I have to side more with Megan because I would want my kids to value me more than the nanny. I do not suggest they fire her but maybe express Megan’s concerns and find a solution to the problem.

Today we are talking about “Stay away from a guy who______” An example would be “Stay away from a guy who takes a lot of selfies because he is self concieded. Another example is “Stay away from a guy who calls his mother everyday” because he is a huge mama’s boy!

Slacker says “Stay away from a guy who line dances” because it is unsexy form of dancing. He says that staying away from a guy who is taking a lot of selfies the same rules apply for women. He also says “Stay away from a man who has had a failed engagement” because he probably has a reptile.

Steve says “Stay away from a guy who has reptiles” because they are different type of people especially the cage is in their living room.

What is your “Stay away from a guy_______” and explain why!

I always say “Stay away from a guy who roofies your drink” because they are up to no good.

We are either a fan or a hater, but former Broncos quarterback is kind of cute. Jay Cutler was sending his wife Kristin Cavallari frantic text messages asking for parenting backup. Kristen posted their text conversation on Instagram last Saturday. She wrote “”Pretty hilarious. Ladies, u want your man to appreciate u? Leave them alone with the kids to see what we deal with!"”
She was out of town and left Jay to watch over their two children, Camden, 2, and Jaxon, 8. Jay’s text conversation went like this,
"Need u home asap.
All hell has broken loose
Jax is in his crib.
Cam refuses to eat.
I'm about to leave"
Kristen Cavallari makes the comments, "I was dying laughing when I got that text - or those text messages - and it's something that every parent can relate to. So I was just laughing my butt off, and I thought it would be hilarious to post it. But I think, you know, I think it's really refreshing for people to see that Jay and I are like everybody else. We go through the same stuff. We actually split our time between Chicago and Nashville, and right now in Nashville we don't have a nanny at all, so we are doing everything ourselves. And I love it because now he gets to see what I get to go through, and he appreciates me a little more. Contrary to what many people think, we don't have a thousand nannies. So with that being said, when I got home from LA 2 days ago this is what I landed to."

Slacker says that is totally acceptable to say, “I was babysitting my own kids.” He says that he let his daughter stir the mac and cheese but did not realize that while she was stirring she burned her hand on the pot.

Steve says you cannot babysit your own kids because it is your kids.

Lil’ D says that he has injured his kids. He was playing keep away with his daughter and picked her up and did the “dad flip” onto the couch. When he went to flip her off of his shoulders she tucked her knees into her chest so he started flipping her a lot faster un-purposely. He ended up slamming her into the side of the couch. He says she went from laughing to screaming to limping. Lil’ D’s one year old daughter was limping!

Carole is having a huge dilemma! Her son is dating a gold digger. She says that she has a young son that is in his late teens and he is head over heels fir his girlfriend. Carole says that her son’s girlfriend never pays for anything, is very unappreciative, and is now demanding gifts and much more. He buys her clothes, takes her on vacations, and she does not have a job. Carole says that she is not even looking for a job. She says she has brought up her issues with her son and he does not listen. She wants them to break up immediately but does not know how to convince him that his girlfriend is using him.

Slacker says he understand where Carole is coming from but the more Carole pulls one way the more her son will go the opposite just out of rebellion.

Steve says Carole is going to nit-pick any girlfriend her son brings home. He says that Carole’s son’s girlfriend must be attractive because there is always a price to pay for attractive girls. He thinks that the more she nags the more he will be more inclined to be with his girlfriend.

How can she convince her son to not only see that his girlfriend is a gold digger but to break up with her?

Carole needs to let this one play out. I was dating a guy that my parents’ absolutely hated and the more they pushed me to leave him the more it made me gravitate to my boyfriend just out of state of rebellion. He will wise up eventually and leave her.

Today we will explore the afterlife! Comedian Dana Carvey claims that he is haunted by Robin Williams’ spirit. He says, “Robin comes to me usually in a lucid dream state or during my meditation. He’s as big as life, happy and joking around, and telling me I should never worry about anything because it’s all beautiful in the end. Robin supported me when my health was bad, and he still supports me now. Robin’s visits were a little spooky at first, but now I look forward to these little visits from my friend. I go to bed with questions I want to ask Robin. I’ll think about asking him about my kids’ careers and my health. When I wake up, I review those questions. The answers come to me in one of Robin’s character voices – it’s amazing!” Another story circulating the news is from the famous boy who is the first person recant of visiting Heaven while in a coma in the book, “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven.” Alex Malarkey says, “I did not die. I did not go to Heaven.” Alex also says, “I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention. When I made the claims that I did, I had never read the Bible. People have profited from lies, and continue to. They should read the Bible, which is enough. The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible.” He says that he asked God for forgiveness for his deceit and is now geared towards spreading God’s word.

Slacker says that he kind of believes in the afterlife. He was raised in the Catholic Church and says that he cannot deny some of the things he has seen. Slacker says that one of his friend’s dad had passed away when he was staying in hospice. His friend says that his doorbell rang and he went to the door to see if someone was there, which no one was. After he doorbell ditched his phone rang and it was hospice calling stating that his dad has passed away. He thinks that it was his dad giving him one last message as he as moving towards the afterlife.

Steve says he is a very Biblical guy. He does not believe in an afterlife until the second coming of Jesus. He says he has gotten his ideals from growing up in a strict Catholic home.

Do you believe in the afterlife? If so, have you ever been visited by someone who has passed?

I see spirts almost every day. My house has a few residents that have been removed from this lifetime. I see them walking around my house and some of them are pranksters. I am never afraid and I even talk to them.

Evelyn is a 27 year old woman who has a very weird addition. She is addicted to drinking air freshener. Evelyn’s favorite flavor of air freshener is fresh linen. She says that scents like cinnamon does not have a flavor and apple crisp scent tastes like dirt. Evelyn says that her body craves the linen scent freshener. She says, "Not a day where I've not had it." She is married to a “patient man” who accepts her weird addiction though he does think it is unhealthy. He says, "I'm pretty sure it's unhealthy because, if you look at it, it says, 'Flammable.” Evelyn is features on TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” which airs on Wednesdays at 10p.m. Eastern Time.

Slacker says he cannot even watch TLC’s “My Strange Addiction.” He thinks that Steve is addicted to his 12 year old self because he collects action figures and eats potted meat. Slacker’s addiction was Carmex and he about to fall back into it! He compared himself to a coke head with his old Carmex addiction. Slacker says that when he tried to stop using Carmex his body started going through withdrawals and his lips were as chapped and dry as the Sahara dessert. He now thinks that Burt’s Bees is the gateway drug. Slacker thinks that Steve needs some Carmex because his lips are looking a little dry!

Steve says that he would never us someone else’s Carmex! He thinks that his addiction is totally normal. Steve’s addiction is collecting action figures.

Lil’ D was in the producers room putting on Carmex!

What weird addiction do you have?

Every time I eat a saltine cracker I must chew up the cracker, take it out of my mouth, put it in a ball and eat the saliva filled, half-digested cracker. I feel better now that I’ve gotten that off of my chest!

Hiding money or having secret accounts from your partner is a controversial subject because there are many for and many against it. Shannon thinks her husband is hiding money from her. She says she never sees his paychecks because they are submitted into their account electronically. He pays all the bills and the only handle she gets included on their finances is her weekly allowance from him. She wants advice to catch him hiding money but does not know exactly how to do it. Shannon says that he has a good job but says he says they can never afford anything like trips and upgrades on cars. She has found huge wads of cash in his jackets pockets and the day after finding the cash it is gone he next day. She says she goes to school to further her education so she does not make her own money. Shannon says if she asks him too many questions he gets angry because he is controlling. She almost feels like he has a mistress but that could be her just overthinking she says.

Slacker says that he is uncomfortable that he is so controlling, however, he takes care of all of her needs. He thinks that he is most definitely hiding money. He says she has a right to know where his money is going.

Steve says that having a mistress is extremely likable if their money is disappearing. He says that because she is getting taken care of she almost does not have a right to question where his money is going.

What advice do you have for Shannon?

She needs to get the courage and confront him. Her problems will not change if she does not say something. If I were in her shoes I would do some snooping around his emails and phone.