You brought back a memory for me. My first college boyfriend used to read the New York Times in the nude every weekend. There was something so funny to me about seeing him with the paper and only his Poindexter type glasses, it always used to make me smile.

Shot at someone who was waist deep inside by bedroom window in the middle of the night. I didn’t hit the guy but he departed swiftly. The round cut the top of the miniblind clean in half which caused it to fold down like a cheap deckchair on the guy’s head. Nobody called the cops, or at least they never knocked on our door after.

Body surfing at Venice Beach, CA late at night when a Pacific Storm had kicked up a series of 20 foot breakers. The storm had also overridden the regular Pacific up-well that brings cold water from the depths up onto the US West Coast. The water was delightfully warm.