But yes, it does have it's downsides. Nothing is built for you, you get to hear the frustration in people who have to sit behind you at sporting events and movies (I try to sit in the back row), and you're much likely to get struck by lightning.

e0y2e3 wrote:Actually the way I read that in going back is not a request to be left alone, but a forewarning that I may type something stupid and if I do ignore it.

Just my $.02

I can see that. And that's definitely more your personality. It's also cute that you think you have to tell people to ignore you.

BTW, the case of beach towels were supposed to be for your gushing vagina. But I'm sure there will be plenty left over for a really killer Beach Towel Basket. Word on the street is that they make a fantastic gift. Tis the season.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I'm being followed by an apparent porn star that says shit she believes is witty.

Yeah, you'll have that. She will unfollow you in a few days if don't follow her back.

I'm pretty much done with Twitter. The novelty shine has worn off and now it's boring. But now I can say that all my preconceived notions about it were spot fucking on.

At least you gave it 2 days

It takes longer than that. You know what I think? I think that you're afraid that if you give it a month, you will like it. Then you not be able to make fun of us anymore.

I'm a genious

When I order a steak, I expect it to be good the first bite. Not a half an hour later.

And i'll always be able to make fun of you guys....

How long does it take to get good? Because this shit is boring as hell. No one is ever on there. I'll give it a few more days, which is gracious of me since so far the only entertainment i've gotten is talking to you guys..... which I can do here without the character limit.

He's been dying on the vine for a few weeks. Nothing left but re-tread topics.

He had a run though....

Just checked in and read this week, could have written that shit myself.

We're up to our third Penthouse letter (our forty-fifth letter since August), our twentieth "going to push racial stereotypes to making them uncomfortable then pull back" episode since September and our fifth Vernon ordeal in a month...

Dude hasn't gotten fired, nothing has changed, its just recycled jokes. I said it a couple of months ago, time to shit or get off the pot, guy had everything set up great and instead of doing anything with it he went into pure repeat mode to whore out for more followers.

Feh.

Guy should have at the very least gotten fired after the holiday, the divorce should have gone to court or at least cost him money, or he should have had a complete breakdown at this point. But nothing at all has happened except writing in a homeless dude that can be used in the uncomfortable stereotype schtick.

He's been dying on the vine for a few weeks. Nothing left but re-tread topics.

He had a run though....

Just checked in and read this week, could have written that shit myself.

We're up to our third Penthouse letter (our forty-fifth letter since August), our twentieth "going to push racial stereotypes to making them uncomfortable then pull back" episode since September and our fifth Vernon ordeal in a month...

Dude hasn't gotten fired, nothing has changed, its just recycled jokes. I said it a couple of months ago, time to shit or get off the pot, guy had everything set up great and instead of doing anything with it he went into pure repeat mode to whore out for more followers.

Feh.

Guy should have at the very least gotten fired after the holiday, the divorce should have gone to court or at least cost him money, or he should have had a complete breakdown at this point. But nothing at all has happened except writing in a homeless dude that can be used in the uncomfortable stereotype schtick.

I'd like to see his kid evolve into some athlete with options and see how it drives karl crazy/jealous.

Yeah, I thought he would go somewhere with his character, establish the cutting edge of a new medium of serial entertainment. Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Somebody could still do it, but he had a ton of heat and could have exploded into popular culture, played that into a writing/acting career.

Oh well. Tough to shit on a guy while I'm not trying to do it either. But, that's what the internet is all about...