country - random country-music lyrics generator

I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out at her health club;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.