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Hey dudes! Wassssup? Ok I had planned on writing this entire entry in an American hippie voice but I am officially giving up as of… now. Meanwhile, meet Jeff!

Howsitgoin?

Jeff was born, raised and still resides in a small beach town on the coast of Queensland yet somehow he managed to get an American surfer accent. We think it’s because he spent a lot of time playing with a Surf’s Up Beach Ken Doll when he was a kid and has since based his accent on that. What we do know about Jeff is that he actually hates surfing as he is scared of sharks. Instead, Jeff spends a lot of his time in local national forests, looking up at the trees. He loves trees. If someone is planning on knocking down a tree, Jeff will be there protesting with his fellow tree-lovers, waving banners and shaking his fist.

Soaking up the rays

Jeff in an outdoors man and whenever he has to be inside, he’ll take any opportunity to stand by a window and gaze at the wonders outside. This is a problem for him as he is the warehouse manager for a white goods company and so he has to spend a lot of time in a very big shed. How he managed to get promoted to manager, no one knows. He has no clue what is going on but he’s real friendly and a great boss to work for. If any of his staff want a day off, Jeff doesn’t question them for a second! “No worries! Take as much time as you want! I’ll handle the warehouse,” he says.

Look at those long locks!

Around town, Jeff is known as the scruffy hippie who desperately needs a haircut but everyone knows he’s harmless. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. In fact, he likes to help out whenever he can and last week he was seen helping old Walter, the blind rabbit, get a can of carrots off the shelf at the supermarket. He’s a good soul.

Handsome in his own way

Most people are surprised to hear that his cousin is Clarence – Miss Universe. While Jeff might scrub up ok after a good bath and some decent grooming, he’s hardly on the same level as his beauty-queen family member. They don’t talk much.