Pippa Middleton Accused Of Padding Her Butt For The Royal Wedding

Remember that famous shot of Pippa Middleton, holding up the train at her sister’s wedding, shot from behind in her curve-hugging Alexander McQueen bridesmaid gown? You probably do, but this is the internet so here’s a picture of it anyway:

This was the angle that won Pippa the dubious distinction of “rear of the year” in England. So it goes, TLC did a special entitled Crazy About Pippa (I guess nothing punchier rhymed with Pippa) and brought in some “experts” to discuss her butt. One of these experts is suspicious that Pippa padded her posterior (I’m so sorry):

“I’m not convinced that it’s completely natural,” said London spa owner Lesley Reynolds Kahn. “Because I think, if you look at other photos of her and you see her in jeans, she’s got quite a flat bottom.

The Daily News puts forth this image as maybe-kinda evidence:

Setting aside the fact that in one photo she is wearing jeans/flats and in the other she is wearing a dress/heels: is it true? Could it be that the ass requested at plastic surgery offices round the world was all an illusion? Just a confluence of clever padding and flattering angles and lies? Was it all just big, dreamlike con? Is there nothing to believe in anymore?