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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Rubicon 1.3 - Gizoogle Patch Notes

I downloaded Rubicon 1.3 today. For the first time in a long time a patch hit on my day off. This is because it was delayed by a day but that does not stop my celebration. I patched when I got up, did my morning chores, and settled down to do logistics for both TCS and an Op tonight. However, people kept asking about the changes that had happened.

But for those who do not want to read the patch notes from CCP, I have provided them here. They may be a big blingged out but Gizoogle is the best translation program ever to figure out the true meaning of patch notes.

Four freshly smoked up cosmetic variantz of existin ships done been made available up in tha NEX store. These ships require they completed base hull ta build n' have no increase up in juice n' shit. They can be purchased rockin AUR from tha NEX store or rockin ISK from tha market. For mo' shiznit please peep dis dev blog. I be bloggin like a muthafucka up in dis biatch.

These freshly smoked up Nexus chips gotz a cold-ass lil chizzle ta drop from ‘Sentient’ Rogue Drones, which can be found up in Rogue Drone cosmic anomalies or asterizzle belts up in Drone controlled regions
Da Nestor has received a lil' small-ass set of balizzle chizzles:

Da Direction scanners user experience has been improved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da single field range input has been replaced by two input fields, one fo' km n' one fo' AU, n' a range slider n' shit. Those three input widgets is interconnected n' will update when one chizzles. Da scan angle slider has been modified ta be easier ta use.

Filterin n' highlightin of lyrics up in chat is now possible by settin up a list of word up in a settin window opened from a cold-ass lil chat channel window. Those settings is stored on tha server.

Da capacitizzle of tha bayz of yo' current shizzle is now displayed up in a funky-ass bar up in tha Show Info window.

Da "Fitting" tab up in tha Show Info window has been given a lil' bit of a gangbangin' facelift, n' will list tha fittin of yo' current shizzle or ships up in yo' underground station hangars.

Da settings fo' tha Notification section of Evemail done been chizzled ta allow you ta have different blinkin n' pop-up settings fo' each of tha Notification groups. Those settings is ghon be stored on tha server.

Da static joint "Ancient Amarr Tomb" was moved from it's moon location. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This joint can still be found rockin probes.

NPCS

Da True Centus Preacher has often been found carryin blueprints fo' Bhaalgorn battleships. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sansha Kuvakei has personally ordered dat tha Preacher be reeducated ta ensure dat it only carries glorious Nightmare BPCs up in tha future.

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