And now the satirical news site The Onion has decided to have some fun at Comcast’s expense, creating a video "newscast" explaining that Comcast customers will now be required to view a one-man show, Voices, by Comcast's president Brandon Graves before they can watch any additional programming.

The Onion goes on to report that the two hour show, which it describes as a “touching exploration of the human condition,” will be run in its entirety; customer will be unable to fast forward or skip the performance. And they should watch closely, because there will be a quiz at the end. But they needn't worry about passing – if someone fails, they just get to watch the entire show over again.