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Wedding Gift

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. (This actually is true - it was in the local newspaper and even Jay
Leno mentioned it.)

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said
that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with
the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private
detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and
watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said "Fuck you," he turned to the bride and said "Fuck you," and then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage
annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was
wrong. His revenge?

Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and
reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their
friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters,
grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in
it.