Which Presidential Candidate Rolls the Deepest?

A scrutinizing look at which celebrities are jumping on each presidential bandwagon.

The Internet is a veritable minefield of political think pieces right now. Will Donald Trump actually get the presidential nomination? Will Ted Cruz get one single endorsement from a fellow senator? Is Bernie Sanders a one-issue candidate? Can Hillary Clinton ever escape the latent sexism of politics?

We simply don't know, even though everyone's got an opinion they want to share. So it's time to turn our gaze westward. Say, to Hollywood. Which candidate has the most (and best) celebrity endorsements? Based on The Wrap's recent list, here's your guide.

THE REPUBLICANS

Donald Trump (21)The Insane Clown Posse
It's probably no surprise that Trump attracts brazen and batshit celebrity endorsements. Looking at his little flock of celebrities, you'd think it was really a list of people most commonly made the butt of jokes. We're talking Tila Tequila, Kid Rock, Stephen Baldwin, Dennis Rodman, and Hulk Hogan. Basically everyone has a major PR issue and publicly said something super racist. What a legacy.

Marco Rubio (7)The Who Cares? Squad
Marco Rubio's list of celebrity endorsements is a thin collection of people struggling for relevance. Jenna Jameson and Donnie Wahlberg lead the list of basic nobodies. Sure, Hollywood heavily leans liberal, but this is just depressing.

Ben Carson (6)Team Confident Old Men
It's fascinating to consider who would think the fumbling, soft-spoken, misinformed Ben Carson would make the right Commander in Chief, but when you look at the list of his celebrity endorsements, it actually kind of works. Kelsey Grammer, Richard Petty, Kirk Cameron, and Mickey Rourke lead this tiny list and the one thing they all have in common is that they are not looking for notes. They're doing them.

John Kasich (5)HAHAHAHA
Oh man, this one's a good laugh. Kasich's primary endorsements are Charles Barkley and Tim Allen, and boy, is it fun to imagine them hanging out in a room together. What on earth would they talk about?

THE DEMOCRATS

Hillary Clinton (106)The Good, the Bad, and the Everyone
Hillary Clinton has, by far, the most celebrity endorsements in a list that admittedly reads like a who's who of Hollywood. This comes with people widely considered idols (Beyoncé, Tom Hanks, Anna Wintour, Shonda Rhimes, Leonardo DiCaprio, Morgan Freeman, Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler, Magic Johnson, Bryan Cranston, Robert DeNiro) but also a few people whose decision-making you'd give a hearty no-thanks to (no offense, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears). All in all, however, it's a diverse list of all-stars.

Bernie Sanders (59)Hippies, Musicians, and Men, Oh My
Bernie Sanders has an interesting crowd of Hollywood endorsers, that's significantly smaller and generally less powerful than Clinton's, but still miles ahead of any Republican candidate. Ryan Gosling, Mark Ruffalo, Sarah Silverman, Bill Maher, Neil Young, Seth MacFarlane, Jeremy Piven, Patton Oswalt, Danny DeVito, Margaret Cho, Bonnie Raitt, Susan Sarandon, and Killer Mike are included on this list, which could double as a guest list for a dinner party you'd probably be curious enough to attend.

So there you have it—one more thing in common you have with a group of celebrities. Us: we're just like stars.