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*post all shake recipes here*4 years

This shake, unlike many others is actually quite small and only fills a large glass instead of a full half gallon container, but do not let it's size fool you. Only about 2 cups it contains 1250 calories. Which consists of:1 cup Ice cream1/2 cup whole milkand the key ingredient1/4th cup CANOLA oil.

Now the key is in it's simplicity, and size. If one of these are consumed at a rate of one a day on top of a normal diet then the gain works out to be roughly 2 pounds a week.

However if 3-4 of these are consumed a day, like after every meal, then the gain can be up to 12 pounds a week. HOWEVER! That also means more dairy and sugar in the consumers diet, risking rapid weight gain and diabetes.

Rapid weight gain is dangerous because it could mean skin ulcers (the more dangerous cousin of stretchmarks) and it doesn't give the body time to adjust to its weight, meaning that mobility gets hampered quickly.

However if you really want to gain weight rapidly with less of a risk of diabetes. Drink one a day for three weeks, then begin by substituting ingredients. Replace the ice cream with gelato, replace the milk with heavy cream and increase the amount of canola oil.

I haven't done the calculations for a Gelato-Heavy Cream- Oil shake but if the oil is up to a cup per shake (which will make it incredibly runny)it goes from 1000-1250 calories to 2500 calories, roughly. A swag of the GHO shake is probably 3000-3500 calories.

I highly recommend sticking to the basic recipe however, as it's the most stable shake and probably will not cause a stomachache.

If it does, replace the whole milk with skim till the consumer adjusts and then increase to 1% and then 2% then whole.

I am not responsible for your stupidity if you decide to switch up the recipe or get mal-nutritional related diseases from drinking this.

Ive been trying this for the past week. I use vanilla ice cream and throw in 2 bananas and make a very fattening banana shake. It taste good too and easy to drink which is nice.

The peanut butter is kinda hard to gauge, but I just take two massive scoops out of the jar with a tea spoon. About 14 servings in a jar, and there's 1/3rd of a jar left after two shakes, so I'll go with 5 servings * 190 calories = 950)

Comes out to roughly 2900 calories, give or take some. Really tasty too.

(I prefer this method over using PB Cup ice cream, because I find the chunky stuff just gets stuck at the bottom)...

*post all shake recipes here*3 years

One Quart Heavy Cream A partially melted Half Gallon Ice Cream One Can of Sweetened Condensed milk One Half Gallon of any milk other than Skim A box of cake mix made into batter. Hershey Syrup for Flavor Optional 10000 plus calories

*post all shake recipes here*3 years

Jazzman:One Quart Heavy Cream A partially melted Half Gallon Ice Cream One Can of Sweetened Condensed milk One Half Gallon of any milk other than Skim A box of cake mix made into batter. Hershey Syrup for Flavor Optional 10000 plus calories

doktorliebe:Holy cow, can you down that before bed? I'm looking to do something where I drink something before bed.

Too much for before bed. I would suggest a third of the cake batter mix. Half Pint of Heavy Cream pint of ice cream and a Quart of milk. Should pack a good calories punch

*post all shake recipes here*3 years

Jazzman:One Quart Heavy Cream A partially melted Half Gallon Ice Cream One Can of Sweetened Condensed milk One Half Gallon of any milk other than Skim A box of cake mix made into batter. Hershey Syrup for Flavor Optional 10000 plus calories

doktorliebe:Holy cow, can you down that before bed? I'm looking to do something where I drink something before bed.

Jazzman:Too much for before bed. I would suggest a third of the cake batter mix. Half Pint of Heavy Cream pint of ice cream and a Quart of milk. Should pack a good calories punch

It's my favorite despite not being quite as efficient as some others because it actually tastes good. It's very sweet and the sugar helps spike insulin so you can put on the pounds. Of course, making it bigger would help too, I just haven't built up that kind of capacity yet.

*post all shake recipes here*2 years

*post all shake recipes here*2 years

Welp I know I am going to have quite a chuckle going through check out with all these assorted items. This is exactly what I have been looking for. Thanks you guys! Have any of you considered posting shake making vids through the video upload system?

*post all shake recipes here*2 years

I would like to make a shake one day that has a gallon of ice cream, teo boxes of brownie mix, cherry pie filling (blended smooth) heavy cream, marshmallow fluff, and chocolate syrup. I don't know how many calories it would be, but I bet it would be delicious!

*post all shake recipes here*2 years

I tend to keep my shakes pretty simple because I need to keep my purposeful gaining secret. I do have access to a mini fridge that's fairly private, so what I tend to do is combine a quart of heavy cream with 1 cup of chocolate syrup. That makes a 32-ish oz shake that's exactly 4,000 calories, and is just the right size to quickly down right before bed with my Chuggler.

*post all shake recipes here*1 year

PillowPrincessPlump91:I would like to make a shake one day that has a gallon of ice cream, teo boxes of brownie mix, cherry pie filling (blended smooth) heavy cream, marshmallow fluff, and chocolate syrup. I don't know how many calories it would be, but I bet it would be delicious!

I did the math and it should be about 26237 caloriesOr about 7 1/2 pounds worth of calories. Sounds really good to me right now

Heres a more coplicated one I Foundation it very muchas worth my effort

Eggnog

As i only have a personal blender, i Ended up with a double batch.

I used 2 small containers, a médium bowl, and a wisk.

3 eggs separed, yolks to the médium bowl.wisk 1/2 cup sugar into yolks.Put 8 oz. Heavy cream into blender. Add yolk mixture and blend. Made 16 oz. So I pored 1/2 into a small container.

Add 8 oz. Ice cream to the blender and blend.Wisk egg whites in the medium bowl. Fold 1/2 into mixture in blender. Blend everything again.Put this half into a small container, and do same with remaning half.

I initially was going to use all heavy cream, but ended up substituting the whole milk to cut down on the cholesterol factor. I'm new to this sort of recipe so I don't really know how well it would actually turn out, got ideas for the ingredients from here: http://www.livestrong.com/article/438117-weight-gainer-shakes-with-about-4-000-calories/

What does everyone think? Any tips for improvement?

*post all shake recipes here*10 months

I have tried a powder and it made my mixture to rich and thick. I could not blend it was so thick. It says to use 2 scooops. However i has to cut back to a half a scoop. Found there seré plenty of Cals. In heavy cream. Plus I have an array of flavors. I wouldn't like just one. Peanut butter doesn't mix well. Found new p.b. sundae topping mixed in well.

*post all shake recipes here*10 months

teddybear0312:I have tried a powder and it made my mixture to rich and thick. I could not blend it was so thick. It says to use 2 scooops. However i has to cut back to a half a scoop. Found there ser� plenty of Cals. In heavy cream. Plus I have an array of flavors. I wouldn't like just one. Peanut butter doesn't mix well. Found new p.b. sundae topping mixed in well.

Hmmmm I'm intrigued by the sundae topping idea, would definitely be a lot smoother than regular peanut butter. I'll look into it, thanks!

*post all shake recipes here*8 months

1 quart of heavy cream1 quart of melted or frozen ice cream (flavor of your choice.2/3rds of a cup of maltadextrin powder

I use Cyto Carb. This is the special ingredient that causes me to gain weight faster and you get a pasta like energy rush from the shakes that I often crave while I'm gaining.

Add what fruit or extra stuff that you like to boost the calories. I like to split this in half and drink the first half in the afternoon and the second half before bed. I gain a good pound of fat every time I drink a shake.

This one is really easy if you like milk shakes. It tastes like a hug super creamy milk shake. Leave the ice cream frozen if you like yours cold thick and cold.

*post all shake recipes here*6 months

This shake, unlike many others is actually quite small and only fills a large glass instead of a full half gallon container, but do not let it's size fool you. Only about 2 cups it contains 1250 calories. Which consists of:1 cup Ice cream1/2 cup whole milkand the key ingredient1/4th cup CANOLA oil.

Now the key is in it's simplicity, and size. If one of these are consumed at a rate of one a day on top of a normal diet then the gain works out to be roughly 2 pounds a week.

However if 3-4 of these are consumed a day, like after every meal, then the gain can be up to 12 pounds a week. HOWEVER! That also means more dairy and sugar in the consumers diet, risking rapid weight gain and diabetes.

Rapid weight gain is dangerous because it could mean skin ulcers (the more dangerous cousin of stretchmarks) and it doesn't give the body time to adjust to its weight, meaning that mobility gets hampered quickly.

However if you really want to gain weight rapidly with less of a risk of diabetes. Drink one a day for three weeks, then begin by substituting ingredients. Replace the ice cream with gelato, replace the milk with heavy cream and increase the amount of canola oil.

I haven't done the calculations for a Gelato-Heavy Cream- Oil shake but if the oil is up to a cup per shake (which will make it incredibly runny)it goes from 1000-1250 calories to 2500 calories, roughly. A swag of the GHO shake is probably 3000-3500 calories.

I highly recommend sticking to the basic recipe however, as it's the most stable shake and probably will not cause a stomachache.

If it does, replace the whole milk with skim till the consumer adjusts and then increase to 1% and then 2% then whole.

I am not responsible for your stupidity if you decide to switch up the recipe or get mal-nutritional related diseases from drinking this.

pumpui:Ive been trying this for the past week. I use vanilla ice cream and throw in 2 bananas and make a very fattening banana shake. It taste good too and easy to drink which is nice.

What does the oil do?

*post all shake recipes here*5 months

Adamspet:Love this site, you just gave the old man an idea for my snack. Wow. I'm looking at some of these and they are 10,000 calories. I'm sure mine is about that. So excited for myself I'm going to be a big fat Rollie pollie piggy sooner then I expect. Damn I love this feeling. Thank you all so much for your posts! 😃

You are going to both be amazed.I have known several women who added cake batter shakes with food stuffing and gained 20 plus lbs in a week

*post all shake recipes here*5 months

Adamspet:Seriously? That would be awesome! It would only take me a few weeks to be at my 250 mark. I think 5'1 and 250 will be nice and fluffy round😄 Thank you for your encouragement and repky😃

The twenty plus in a week is usually a one time occurence or twice for one lady seperated by a year.The good news is that you can gain 80 lbs in a few months by stuffing and using shakes and consuming at work from the vending machine.Lots of pastries such as honeybuns found in machines are 500 to 740 calories each for under a dollar. So if you wolf down one or two for each break and tack on a massive breakfast and huge lunch .Big dinner and shakes after.40 lbs in a month has been done here .It's rare but you seemed to be determined enough to be oneof the fortunate ones. I hope you like the taste of my shake if you try it.

*post all shake recipes here*3 weeks

The one I’ve been playing around with is about 60% heavy cream, 40% 2% milk, and then vanilla cake mix to taste. I usually try to use about an eighth of a box whenever I make it. Boy that shake really makes you feel great.