Kim Kardashian, who is not an actress, and has admitted that her true talent is "marketing," attended the Screen Actors Guild awards, where she informed a reporter on the red carpet that she would like to be an actress.

"I would love to be in a Bond film - a Bond Girl!" Kim said. "That would be the ultimate." But acting isn't just a dream: It's a reality. It will happen. "There are a few offers on the table, but I definitely want to make the right decision for the right part," Kim revealed. "I love acting," she said. "It's challenging for me, and I love it." [E!]

HothottieHenry Cavill, aka Charles Brandon on The Tudors, is your new Superman. The reboot of the franchise will be produced by Christopher Nolan and directed by Zack Snyder. Whether the Man Of Steel will wear red and blue pajamas with underwear on the outside has yet to be revealed. [Deadline New York]

So… Do you think that Charlie Sheen will actually stay in rehab for three months? Because somehow it seems like the doctors and shrinks will test him and probe him and discover he is made of a new kind of mutated human cell — mitochondrius Hollywoodus — which runs on porn stars and blow, and can't be separated from that energy source. He'll be released back into the wild. (Sad note: The 300 people who work on Two And A Half Men don't know if they'll be paid while Chuckles is indisposed.) [TMZ]

Kacey Jordan, the porn star who partied with Charlie Sheen most recently, went to the bank to cash the $30,000 check Charlie gave her and TMZ caught her coming out with a wad of brand new bills. Ain't America grand? [TMZ]

Kacey Jordan used to date Kevin Federline… And has babysit Britney's kids. [TMZ]

"Charlie Sheen spent more than $500,000 on escorts and drugs in the six months before he checked into rehab." [Wonder Wall, Radar Online]

Kody Brown and his brides — the stars of Sister Wives — have moved to Las Vegas, where they will "explore" new "job opportunities." Hmm, the first thing that comes to mind is "whorehouse," but that can't be right… Right? [TMZ]

Eminem will appear in a million dollar commercial during the Super Bowl, shilling the hardcorest of beverages, iced tea. [Showbiz Spy]

Blind item! "Which hot actor was seen asking numerous famous people for Viagra after things got hot and heavy with an actress during a night of hard partying?" [Page Six]

"We haven't spent thousands on clothes and toys. All you need is a couple of [onesies] and a lot of muslin. Friends are being really great giving us hand-me-down stuff." — Elton John on outfitting his new baby. [Showbiz Spy]

"I'm definitely still wild at heart… But I've struck bio-gravity. I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't just decide this, it just doesn't feel right at my age. If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad." — Jack Nicholson. [Showbiz Spy]