I’m Not 40! Microsoft Launches Self-Esteem Killing Age Guessing Tool

Microsoft is showing off the power of its Azure API and Machine Learning with the launch of How-Old.net. It’s also your new way to kill boredom at the office. How old are you? Well, Microsoft says you look 80.

Show me your birth certificate. President Obama is looking at his daily briefing wondering where the hell this was in 2008. Sorry, Mr. President. The birth location feature isn’t live.

The tool is simple to use. Go through the limitless selfies you have stored, upload one to the tool and either rejoice in what it prints or recoil in horror.

You can also load up images of your friends, or a favorite celebrity. You guessed it. It’s a time sink. And for Microsoft, that’s a victory. People enjoying a Microsoft experiment? The company will take that.