Uncle Sam won’t be able to find you downloading those old Shalamar MP3s from Limewire, and Uncle Kim couldn’t land a missile within 1,000 miles of your collection of illegally downloaded crappy 80s dance music.

But maybe there’s an opportunity here.

What if we gave North Korea our rocket scientists to ramp up their pathetic space program? And what if they sent their hackers to the U.S. to beef up our cyber-security?

Uncle Sam won’t be able to find you downloading those old Shalamar MP3s from Limewire, and Uncle Kim couldn’t land a missile within 1,000 miles of your collection of illegally downloaded crappy 80s dance music.

But maybe there’s an opportunity here.

What if we gave North Korea our rocket scientists to ramp up their pathetic space program? And what if they sent their hackers to the U.S. to beef up our cyber-security?