Remember how Nas’s latest album was originally called Nigger? You’ll learn in a moment why that would have been redundant. Submitter Ginneh says that the geekishly clever “Fried Chicken,” featuring Busta Rhymes sounds like a song that I’d make …

It seems as though the world has caught on to my spot blowing tendencies, so messages from weirdos have been in short supply. Fortunately, I’ve rubbed off on my dear friend Emily, who received this craziness on Facebook: