Farrah Abraham Asks Fans to Buy Her a $900 Dress

Oh, Farrah Abraham. Bless your backdoor-loving heart. This Teen Mom star-turned-porn star is once again causing side-eyes, and not just because she has a weird fetish for taking off her bikini top at the beach.

Turns out, Farrah's put together a wish list of gifts on Amazon, and she wants you (yes, YOU!) to buy them for her. That's right, Farrah's asking fans to purchase both her and her daughter, Sophia, presents — and not just any presents. Farrah's wish list includes gems like a $900 dress, a $1,400 bookcase, and a $500 rug. You know, necessities she needs to survive in this cruel, uncertain world.

"I love clothes, accessories, dresses, heels, kitchen cookware, and who knows some other cool home stuff to decorate, and as always I think about my daughter too when I see something she's gotta have that's a must as well :)" Farrah posts on her Amazon Wish List profile. "Thank you for brightening my day, and giving me a gift that counts and will always be memorable , Hugs & Lo​ve Farrah Abraham."

Wow, no words. Of course we can't forget that Farrah's a millionaire, and really should be able to snatch up a rhinestone dress without the help of fans — most of whom are mere middleclass mortals. Then again, Farrah's life of luxury isn't going to lead itself. Girlfriend needs a $750 "Fairytale Chandelier with Pink Crystal and Porcelain Roses," mmmk? Stop judging this perfect human being and buy her some swag already, sob!

In other news, are you completely horrified by Farrah's attempt to get fans to buy her presents? Especially considering that she just made over a million dollars from the Oscar-worthy sex flick, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom?