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Scientists at the Institute for Really Quite Clever People have recently discovered that glass, a compound made from the sand you see on the beaches every day, is actually see-though, when you hold it to the light.

Scientists say it continues to be see-though even when under water, or when placed on the other side of a window.

This discovery is shortly to revolutionise the spectacles industry, which has hithertofore used coal for lenses.