Zac Efron Might Have A New Girlfriend, Seth Rogen Wishes It Were Him

Zac Efron is very in-demand these days, it seems. Everybody wants a bit of the Efron love, because, well, duh. Zac’s alleged new girlfriend better watch out, though, because a certain guy named Seth Rogen has quite the crush on him.

First let’s talk about the lucky lady who probably just became Seth Rogen’s worst enemy. Our favorite person “a source” told In Touchthat Zac is hooking up with his At Any Priceco-star Maika Monroe:

“Zac and Maika have been spending a lot of time together at his house [in LA] and are definitely hooking up,” a source reveals in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now, adding, “Zac is really into her.”

I mean, I guess that’s fine and all, even thought the hooking up with your co-stars thing is like so 2005. But I think I know of another of Zac’s co-stars who wouldn’t mind being untrendy with Z-Ef. (I just made up that nickname in the hopes that it will catch on. Fingers crossed.) Apparently Seth Rogen has a crush on Zac, and he doesn’t care who knows it.

According to People, Seth developed quite the infatuation with Zac during their time on the set of Townies:

“Zac Efron is incredibly handsome,” Rogen, 31, told reporters recently at the second annual Hilarity For Charity House Party in Los Angeles. “He’s the sexiest [expletive] on the planet!”

I demand to know what that omitted word is. I’m assuming it’s “dreamboat,” but you can never be too sure. People probably didn’t want to seem too biased by implying Zac is more dreamboat than heartthrob. There’s a big difference, and it has divided families. The sister says dreamboat, the dad says heartthrob, and next thing you know they’re taking a saw to the dinner table so they don’t have to risk looking each other in the eye.

So who will Zac choose in the end? I for one would like to see Seth and Zac be endgame. I mean, just look at them in that picture up there with that third wheel Danny McBride. They’re almost as cute as Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. ALMOST. McBullock forever, baby!

If Zac wants to further develop his bromance with Seth, he should take some advice from Justin Timberlake, who is systematically leaving Jessica Biel for Jimmy Fallon. Sometimes you just gotta use a cage, buddy.

If you’re going to use the word ‘dreamboat’ in a post, you should mark it NC-17. My eyes are burned.

NO….

I hope this is just a rumor…. In Touch has never been known for being a reliable source. Besides, I thought she had a boyfriend. And they would make and ugly couple. And isn’t she like 19? Zac’s too good for her. And this isn’t the first time that there has been rumors about him dating so…. rumor hopefully.