"With the way you were acting all week, I thought you were dying of some sort of horrible human disease or something. I was almost actually concerned. I looked things up in the library. There was a book that told me you might begin to bleed your organs out of the orifices in your body after they'd liquefied. I was going to ask you if you'd been exposed to any sort of monkey lately."

Just - your Rukia. Is PERFECT. Everything about her frustration with Ichigo and Uryu's idiocy. And the ebola! God, how do you make ebola so hilarious? And Ichigo and Uryu's reactions to everything are spot on. This is hysterical.

Thank you for taking the time away from your homework to bring us this. :D

Amy chapter 1 . 2/28/2011

Hilarious dialogue!

"Rukia decided that human boys were very stupid and resolved that the only way to get them to behave as she wanted was to appeal to their base survival instincts rather than any logical presentation of argument"

I think Unohana probably subscribes to this theory as well. That would explain a lot.

Teehee. Rukia was written really awesomely here. She seems perfectly in character, and I laughed at how she berated Ichigo and Ishida. Tis cute.

This made me fall out of my chair: "There was a book that told me you might begin to bleed your organs out of the orifices in your body after they’d liquefied. I was going to ask you if you’d been exposed to any sort of monkey lately."

*giggles* That was AWESOME. I'm very much not an Ichigo/Ishida fan, but this was recced to me on the basis that it featured a great Rukia, and they were right. Your Rukia characterization is FANTASTIC. _ She really would do that, I think!