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Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!

Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:18 am

Fab call Jojo... lovely to hear your sultry seductive tones... bout time you did some work on this bait...

But the best bit for me is Prof constantly cracking up in the background!!! Sounds like a real schoolboy snigger, you got going there, Prof!

"Hamdan... he's just the nicest guy... wouldn't hurt anyone..." I cracked up myself at that one!

_________________Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"

capricioWannabe Baiter

Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 95

Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:11 am

I'm sure a pilgrimage (safari) buys them some latitude on requirements, but did these lads get to skip building a monument of faith? Can we see their applications and have a look at them?

I'm anxious to see what context you build up for them if/when they meet the bros Adamu. There are tons of possibilities there... make them rivals, or make them believe each is the savior of the other?

Does he know he's supposed to go all the way to Abeche yet? or just as far as Ndjema (sp?) for his $3k? Had a hard time understanding his dialog during the call.

...great work as always.

Professor So And SoElite Baiter

Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions

Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:55 am

^^ They got to skip the monument of faith for the same reason Adamu did. They are entirely hooked already, and ready for travel.

Based on the talk jojo, YW, and I had today it looks like we'll be leading them to believe that both parties are rescuing the other. It should be an interesting (to say the least) turn of events.

They do not know they have to go all the way to Abeche. Soon enough though. We really need to just get them into Chad with little money and no clothes. Abeche is FAR more accessible than Lagos at that point.

Same old, same old.

This just in to Hamdan/Eric:

Quote:

Thank you for your calls even though the network was bad. We are starting our movement to Chad tomorrow. You will be updated as regards to our time of arrival at N`Djamena when we get to Nigeria tomorrow. However, you should be expecting to receive us at N`Djamena by Friday or Saturday as we do not know how fast the vehicles we shall enter will run.

Kind of a boring call, but I wanted to check in during the morning and see how the boys are making out. Apparently they're leaving for Nigeria in 2 hours. The calls/e-mails always get more fun once we confirm they're very far away. Before that, it's basically straight-baiting. Here you go:

This call may have been the first time you would get to hear my pleasing voice. You are welcome. These guys are so interesting. To be honest, when these guys first emailed us, I thought it was a baiter. I have no idea where they got our emails. And they emailed us back with a gmail address that was similar to [email protected] (that is not the real email address, so don't bother trying to email it). Everything about it screamed baiter. The email address. The writing. The fact that they never asked for a single phone call until they were about to leave. The truth is, they have only really been in our laps for about a week. Another baiter actually received this same email and asked me about it. (Who is baiting as Rev Howard? Sir Scam A Lot?)

Anyway, these guys are something else. Basically, I saw them online last Friday. I started chatting them up. They were really interested about this whole deal. So, I told them I would do them a favour. No need for a monument of faith. I would skip straight to the good stuff. And, you guys know the rest.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

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bohigalBaiting Guru

Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7227
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen

Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:20 pm

Quote:

Do you think that women should be allowed to enjoy being in the TWAT?
Yes, for harmonious swinging

I'd love to have that phrase "harmonious swinging" on tape for inclusion in my Abeche Dub!

_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater

Thank you for your call this morning. This is to inform you that we are on our way to Nigeria now.

We shall email you again from Nigeria later today as we proceed as discussed on phone this morning. Also, we shall give you our Nigerian phone numbers when we get to Nigeria so that you can track our movement until we get to N'Djamena.

Thanks and God bless you.

Andrew Ezekiel and Miracle Charles Ubeji

cc" Reverend Benjamin Dover

I cannot verify this as it was sent with gmail. I have required him to switch to yahoo.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Lord knows those other two T*W*A*T*S souls are pretty worn out by now!

_________________Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob

sir scam alotBaiting Guru

Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana

Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:42 pm

Yes, I am Reverend Howard. They were utterly devoted to the idea as soon as I saw them. I thought the same thing, that they were baiters, until I got a couple emails in. Glad to see they're on their way to Hell, I mean Chad.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

Ginger HeadElite Baiter

Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1456

Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:47 pm

I'm off on holiday.

Thanks purely to this bait, I'm taking the laptop. Hope the hotel has reasonably priced wireless...

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

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