Hunger Games Haiku Recap:What the Hell Even Happened ?

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If you’ve managed to avoid the Hunger Games franchise until now, congratulations on building a self-sustaining home under that rock. The final installment of The Hunger Games film series is upon us; the last we’ll see of Katniss Everdeen, the Districts, the Capitol, and the fucking Mockingjay. In case you forgot everything that happened in the first three movies, here’s a recap. In haikus. Because you don’t have all day. Let’s just get to the essence of these things.

1. The Hunger Games

Kids are selected
And forced to fight to the death.
So… Battle Royale?