After the recent groin revelations from Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom, this may be the least famous dick we’ve (almost) seen in 2016.Mr. Murs shunned the traditional BYOB rule for this particular penis party.Instead, he covered his modesty with a dangerously spiky pineapple, prompting much of Twitter to respond with bad ‘cocktail’ jokes.

This isn’t the first time Mr. Murs has come over all dick shy on social media.Either he’s worried about traumatising his tween music audience or threatened by the strong dick pic competition from the (little known) likes of Love Island‘s Alex Bowen.