The editor of the local newspaper called Pearl,was asked to print a epitaph and gave it a whirlthe title was 'The Pedagogue'and was such a long monologue it ended up making people want to hurl.

(and ▼ was the alternative)

Said my aunt who was called Pearl,'In my day, schoolgirls never went for a whirl'.'er father was once a pedagogueknown for his evangelistic sermons in the synagogue.That was enough to make any young gentleman, squi'rrel.

QUEEN + RAFFLED

#197565 - 02/20/1112:46 PMnames have been changed to protect the innocent
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