Quotations and aphorisms by Craig Kilborn:

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.~Craig Kilborn

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As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.~Craig Kilborn

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Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.~Craig Kilborn

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I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.~Craig Kilborn

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Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.~Craig Kilborn

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I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.~Craig Kilborn

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.~Craig Kilborn

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Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.~Craig Kilborn

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In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.~Craig Kilborn

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I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.~Craig Kilborn

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People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.~Craig Kilborn

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My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'~Craig Kilborn