An Indecent Proposal

Will somebody please lock this jackass up?

This is the fourth time he has proposed to someone since 2010. And that’s not even counting the elopement with Theresa! Is he getting a discount on rings at this point? Dude, you are a recovering addict who just found out he has an infant and has been dating this woman for, like, four months. Cool it.

Given the fact that every single woman he’s proposed but hasn’t actually married is now dead, I would probably react the same way as Melanie.

She’s just like, “Oh. Well, that’s… a thing that’s happening. I, uh… Oh dear.” Or perhaps this would be more accurate:

Brady definitely has a problem. I remember reading an interview with Eric Martsolf about Brady’s trouble with women and his explanation was Brady was an addict, so he was basically trading one addiction for another. Which, makes a certain amount of sense. But, it just comes across completely insane.

He’s smart to interpret it that way. It’s crazy how many ‘true loves’ Brady has flown through since Martsolf took over. I think the way this Melanie thing plays out will at least address that insanity…

But then again, look who Maggie is with. She is oblivious to her own problem that she married, so how could she be able to see it in Brady?! Plus, her son is Daniel, who used to sleep with her niece. OK, never mind, Maggie is obviously not the person to point this out to him.