I don't know whether shaking would necessarily connote nervousness, nor do I know whether he might have been feeling a sudden chill due to a Verizon Center draft or a dream of pounding orange Popsicles and freebasing Bengay while swimming naked in an Alberta lake in mid-January.

And let's not forget adorable, already-sparkling superstars like sexy, semi-retired multimillionaire Sarah Palin and nerdy, token minority Piyush "Bobby" Jindal whose charm and charisma is enough to make an AARP member want to grab the Bengay and boogie down.

It just takes you to a funny place, an almost uncomfortably intimate place, where you feel like you understand the thing so much that you want to take a long, long bath in rubbing alcohol mixed with Bengay and Motrin.