– A Dog's Pet Peeves

Dogs Top 10 Pet Peeves

One day it occurred to us to ask our fine four legged friends if there was anything they would like to complain about. Needless to say, they came up with a list…

1. Blaming your farts on me, not funny, not funny at all.
2. Yelling at me for barking…I’m a freakin’ dog you idiot!!
3. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose…STOP IT!
4. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up your stuff when you’re not home.
5. The whole sleight of hand, fake fetch throw joke. You fooled a dog! Woo hoo!! What a proud moment for the top if the food chain!
6. Taking me to the vet for the first time ever, to get the “big snip”, and then acting all surprised every time we go back.
7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I just haven’t quite gotten the whole “handshake” thing down just yet.
8. Dog sweaters. Um, hello?? Haven’t you noticed the fur??
9. Acting disgusted when I lick myself. We both know the truth, that you’re really just jealous.
10. Acting like you’re the boss, we both know the truth. You don’t see me picking up your poop do you?