* Go to your room!* I agree with you!* Don't you just love it?* It only exists between your ears!* Do you want to talk about it?* Excuse me?* Let's agree that we disagree* This is a win-win situation* Aren't you a sweet little animal?* Your right or mine?

1. This can't go wrong 2. Hmm, it never did _this_ before 3. Trust me, I know what I'm doing 4. This won't hurt a bit 5. I've done this a million times before 6. Hmm, that's weird 7. Even a 10-year old can do this 8. I wonder what this little thingy is for 9. This has no impact on production systems10. I love bungee jumping!11. Just one more won't make the difference

I1. regularly overtake on the right-hand side2. will drive closely behind them or raise my headlights a little (I can adjust them while driving)3. same as 24. give a good honk after about 1 second of green5. overtake them as soon as possible

Although the above may suggest differently I'm hardly ever a danger on the road. I don't cause to much trouble for other drivers. Sometimes I really can be a gentleman and I nearly always give way to others where I'm supposed to. I just drive a little faster than allowed most of the time.

The only car damage I had in the last 7.5 years was someone who rear-ended me when I stopped for a orange traffic light....

Cars that1. drive in the leftmost lane unnecessarily (in the Netherlands you're supposed to keep as much to the right as possible)2. drive in the leftmost lane slowly3. drive slower than the speed limit4. react too slowly to a traffic light turning green5. accelerate too slowly at traffic lights