Sergeant Oklib himself "volunteered" you to find the King's missing staff. You are off on a classic quest vowing that you'll find your way back and show Oklib just what you think of him for doing this to you! A fun, tongue-in-cheek IF that features a few funny lines and a "light" atmosphere reminiscent of Zork, but bogged down by some obscure puzzles and a limited parser that doesn't understand many synonyms.