I saw Michael Jordan yesterday and took photos of former PGA and Ryder Cup participants Jay Haas and Tony Jacklin as they captained a Ryder-style event my company was hosting. Of course, I don't get invited to actually attend the Ryder Cup today like everyone else that was there yesterday.

Some kid got whacked on his bicycle this morning, cops think hit-and-run. All these bikelanes and it's still deadly riding a bicycle (it was 5am & he was on a deserted stretch of road - no lights, reflectors nothing)

vudukungfu:knobglobbler55: Some kid got whacked on his bicycle this morning.

Farkin bunch of savages out there.

nah, people move here from mayberry and think they can tool around on their bicycle(or scooter) and think nothing will happen to them cause they're cool (have the latest iPad, iPhone etc)....also the TV shows they watch. sad but true

New Guy: SO, how hard are the questions on the exam?Me: Well, wrap this one around your noodle. If the dog in apartment 1-A eats the cat in apartment 5-D, how do you move the security deposit to the right apartment's ledger?New Guy: ...

vudukungfu:New Guy: SO, how hard are the questions on the exam?Me: Well, wrap this one around your noodle. If the dog in apartment 1-A eats the cat in apartment 5-D, how do you move the security deposit to the right apartment's ledger?New Guy: ...

Why would you move the security deposit? Dog eating the cat has nothing to do with the building.

Today is one of those days where I want to use a public restroom and just piss all over everything.I did that once in a Burger King. True Story. It was so filthy the company obviously didn't care. Did the same thing at McDonalds a few times. Finally, a month ago I was in Wendy's and they had roped the urinal off and left on sign on the toilet in spanglish saying "no work".

man, what a mindfark. last evening about 830 i was sitting at my usual spot at the bar, next to a guy that lives across the street from my apartment complex. not friends or anything but i recognized him. today around 3AM he totalled his 55 chevy. about 1/2 mile from home. drunk. only 31 and it's not looking good.