Literally The Redneck God; the Father of the Son: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., also known as The Redneck Jesus. Ever since his "tragic death", Dale Earnhardt has been mourned and worshipped more than ever by his millions of worshippers, as evident by the many number 3 stickers seen all over trucks throughout the South and the southern Midwest.

For the southerners and midwestern rednecks who aren't real Christians, they instead worship The Redneck God (Dale Sr.) and The Redneck Jesus (Dale Jr.)

1.) A stupid redneck who drove a car around an oval/square/circle, making only left turns for 200+ laps who died from screwing up a left turn. By the way, he wasn't an athlete, stop insulting real athletes by insinuating that a borderline retarded mouthbreathing redneck who drove cars in circles is on the same plane of existance as real athletes. Even steroid juiceboxes like Balco Barry Bonds are higher up on the athletic ladder than redneck drivers. See redneck

2.) Drinking a whole shitload of Pabst Blue Ribbon, driving around the block making only left turns, and slaming your car into a telephone pole, thus launching you from the seat and plowing your face into the steering wheel sending the mixture of blood and teeth all over the inside of your car.

Dale Earnhardt sucks, as does NASCAR. Watch real sports.

Did you hear about Timmy? He got shitfaced and Dale Earnhardted himself last night.