Hilary Duff Baby Luca FIRST PICTURE

Maybe I’m just dumb but how do I find gifs on anything disney.. all I see is the same shit thats on here.

Anonymous

He looks like hilary

xAskTaylorx

Wow! Look at those eyes! 0___o Beautiful! =D

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous

such beautiful eyes.

Anonymous

Joe Jonas is the father

Live.Love.Learn.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby said:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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OH SHIT. I HAVE A BABY?? I’m very sorry to inform you sweetie, but I have no idea who your father is :L

barbiescunt

This baby is so adorable that he is almost quite creepy. His eyes… Omg.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Live. Love. Learn’s baby said:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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OH SHIT. I HAVE A BABY?? I’m very sorry to inform you sweetie, but I have no idea who your father is :L
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LOL the father is Harry. That cd signing ended up being a bit naughty. lol seriosuly i don’t think it’s appropriate to use b***h in a baby post lol

Anonymous

creepy

Anonymous

awwwwwww

Anonymous

Anonymous said:

creepy
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FUCK YOU

Live.Love.Learn.

LOL the father is Harry. That cd signing ended up being a bit naughty. lol seriosuly i don’t think it’s appropriate to use b***h in a baby post lol
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Oh that’s righttt that would explain your luscious curly hair :’)
My beautiful baby….girl? Have you talked to Daddy?

& Lol no one even said b*tch though. I said sh*t, but I take it back! <3

l?veislouder

Is that all you noticed?? How about Harry’s adorable laugh??? Lmaoo
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lmao I noticed that too. It was cute <3

…but Zayn is hot haha

Anonymous

ohmygosshhhh <3

this is so weird! I was obsessed with hilary when I was like ten. I knew everything about her, knew all her songs by heart, went to all her concerts….I wanted to be just like her.

and now she’s got a beautiful baby. This is just…it’s kind of surreal for me. I’m being way too dramatic about this but idegaf.

Awwwwwwwwww omg he’s so cute!!!!!!!! But his head is a little big lol but his eyes are GORG!!

Anonymous

That baby is BEAUTIFUL.

BrokenArrow

awwwwwwwwwwwwwe

l?veislouder

his eyes <3

SubwayToVenus

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lmfao, I can see how you see that, but I get the sense the girl in the song was helping her boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend, and that never happened, technically. I definitely believe Nick was pining for Miley while being with Selena, but there was no legit cheating going on… just emotional, and that was emotional cheating on Selena, anyway.
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It makes me think of Selena, mostly because she was a rebound who never got to be HER. “you realized you wanted what you had”..

Live.Love.Learn.

Yeah, I’ll take care of the baby.. AT THE BOARDING SCHOOL. THAT CHILD NEEDS DISCIPLINE.
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I’m not afraid to spank tbh. Running its mouth will get it nowhere…

l?veislouder

I was jk lmao

But yayy
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Haha I wonder what my mom would think if I legit brought Zayn home. She always wants me to bring home a Jewish (future) doctor, and Zayn is just the complete opposite of that lol. Maybe having an Arabic tattoo will be helpful? (my mom speaks Arabic and is Moroccan lol)

Live.Love.Learn.

Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
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If you’re capable of using the internet and grown enough to use bad words, you damn sure better clean up after yourself.

That is not my problem *stink face*

SubwayToVenus

I HEARD THAT YOUR DREAMS CAME TRUE, GUESS SHE GAVE YOU THINGS, I DIDN’T GIVE TO YOU, OLD FRIEND, WHY SO SHYYYYYYYY?? AIN’T LIKE YOU TO HOLD BACK, OR HIDE FROM THE LIGHT, I HATE TO TURN UP OUT OF THE BLUE, UNINVITED, BUT I COULDN’T STAY AWAY, I COULDN’T FIGHT IT, I HAD HOPED YOU SEE MY FACE AND THAT YOU BE REMINDED THAT FOR MEEEEEEEEE, IT ISN’T OVEEEEEEER!!

l?veislouder

It makes me think of Selena, mostly because she was a rebound who never got to be HER. “you realized you wanted what you had”..
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Yeah, that’s definitely Selena.

l?veislouder

OMG you’ve got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D

Haha I wonder what my mom would think if I legit brought Zayn home. She always wants me to bring home a Jewish (future) doctor, and Zayn is just the complete opposite of that lol. Maybe having an Arabic tattoo will be helpful? (my mom speaks Arabic and is Moroccan lol)
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Why Jewish?? & lol maybeee. His charm and looks would certainly help the cause though. Btw- I didn’t know you were Moroccan! Cool

Live.Love.Learn.

Smack the shit out of her face then..
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I don’t want to hurt her like that though! He/she is still my child…..and carrying the DNA OF HARRY FUCKING STYLES..

SubwayToVenus

Muslim dudes are hot.. therefore Zayn is hot.

Live.Love.Learn.

They’re reading between the lines though, they’re not being metaphoric, the songs mean what they mean, lmao.

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LOL I know. I just thought it was funny. But hey, you never know

SubwayToVenus

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I don’t want to hurt her like that though! He/she is still my child…..and carrying the DNA OF HARRY FUCKING STYLES..
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But she’s damaged..

SubwayToVenus

LOL I know. I just thought it was funny. But hey, you never know
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I want to have sex with any of them..

But she’s damaged..
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But she’s just a baby. We can work through it =)

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

lol their songs are (with the exception of “but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on” from “Na Na Na”), but them as people, no.
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OMG you’ve got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D

Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don’t know why the fuck he isn’t my favorite. He’s like my 3rd favorite. Still don’t get why, he’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.

Live.Love.Learn.

LMFAO *LE DEAD*!
(except for “Moments”, when I cried) but lmfaoo. “that chilren, is a booty call, and if it’s Zayn Malik, you answer it!”
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Pretty accurate if you ask me lmaoooo

SubwayToVenus

But she’s just a baby. We can work through it =)
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I’m sending all my love and prayers to you guys..

Okay seriously, I feel so confused. I could have sworn that Zayn had both ears pierced. Doesn’t he? I only see him with one ear pierced these days.

Live.Love.Learn.

I want to have sex with any of them..
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Basically yeah

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

But she’s damaged..
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But she’s just a baby. We can work through it =)
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*Sucks milk* Mum LLL it’s da best fangirl mum evah

SubwayToVenus

Live.Love.Learn. said:
I want to have sex with any of them..
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Basically yeah
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I’d honestly do ANY of them.

Live.Love.Learn.

Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don’t know why the fuck he isn’t my favorite. He’s like my 3rd favorite. Still don’t get why, he’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
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That’s why. He might remind you too much of your ex

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That’s why. He might remind you too much of your ex
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Probably. Because for some reason I find Zayn douchey even if fans say he isn’t. He does remind me of my ex, who’s hot tbh, of course not as hot as Zayn, but still hot.

Live.Love.Learn.

IT. IS. !!!!

Okay seriously, I feel so confused. I could have sworn that Zayn had both ears pierced. Doesn’t he? I only see him with one ear pierced these days.
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He does. It’s really hottttt when he wears both *_* idk why he isn’t atm

That right there would ruin it for my mom tbh. She hates piercings on guys. And smoking…

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
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If you’re capable of using the internet and grown enough to use bad words, you damn sure better clean up after yourself.

That is not my problem *stink face*
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You had fun making me so now clean up my ass :(!

Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don’t know why the fuck he isn’t my favorite. He’s like my 3rd favorite. Still don’t get why, he’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
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That’s why. He might remind you too much of your ex
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Yeah, I ditched Nick Jonas for Joe for a while because he’s a whiter version of my ex. I’ve gotten over that now though (for years, actually), so Nick is preferred over Joe again.

Live.Love.Learn.

You had fun making me so now clean up my ass :(!

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NGL I did

ugh fine.

SubwayToVenus

DON’T YOU KNOW I’M NOT YOUR GHOST ANYMORE? YOU LOST THE LOVE I LOVED THE MOOOOOOST, I LEARNED TO LIVE HALF ALIVE, AND NOW YOU WANT ME ONE MORE TIMEEEEE

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

*Sucks milk* Mum LLL it’s da best fangirl mum evah
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Umm I do not breastfeed!! Ask your father. He’s the one with 4 nipples
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One for every band member bad mummy!

SubwayToVenus

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Yeah, I ditched Nick Jonas for Joe for a while because he’s a whiter version of my ex. I’ve gotten over that now though (for years, actually), so Nick is preferred over Joe again.
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YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK’S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray’s been a YEAR since we broke up.

l?veislouder

He does. It’s really hottttt when he wears both *_* idk why he isn’t atm

That right there would ruin it for my mom tbh. She hates piercings on guys. And smoking…
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I know, I love when he wears both!

lol my mom doesn’t like piercings on guys, or tattoos at all. I don’t really shoot for tattoos either, and the more he gets, the more I’m like -____- especially when I saw that hand tattoo on his forearm; what is that?! -____- and my mom smokes, so she can’t say shit, but I’m sure she will: “I thought you didn’t like smoking. You said you wouldn’t date a guy who smokes. Why are you with him?” and blahh. Honestly though, I’d just have to tell her he’s a millionaire and she’ll shut up and accept anything. Yeah, my mom is that shallow =/

Live.Love.Learn.

I’d honestly do ANY of them.
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I’d probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he’s 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

I’d honestly do ANY of them.
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I’d probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he’s 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
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That’s slaggie of ya!!!

l?veislouder

YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK’S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray’s been a YEAR since we broke up.
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He’s such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he’s bored. Really, he’s so fucking crazy. He was “normal” when we dated, and now… ugh. He’s a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.

SubwayToVenus

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I’d probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he’s 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
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I’d Louis too.. That is bad though because it means that I’d do them just because of their looks, unlike the Jonas brothers, I’d only do Nick because he’s the love of my life.. *lies* I’d do Joe too tbh, though with Joe we would have meaningless sex.

Live.Love.Learn.

lol my mom doesn’t like piercings on guys, or tattoos at all. I don’t really shoot for tattoos either, and the more he gets, the more I’m like -____- especially when I saw that hand tattoo on his forearm; what is that?! -____- and my mom smokes, so she can’t say shit, but I’m sure she will: “I thought you didn’t like smoking. You said you wouldn’t date a guy who smokes. Why are you with him?” and blahh. Honestly though, I’ll just have to tell her he’s a millionaire and she’ll shut up and accept anything. Yeah, my mom is that shallow =/

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Lmao mine too most likely =/

I agree abt the tattoos though! He needs to stop now!!!

SubwayToVenus

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He’s such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he’s bored. Really, he’s so fucking crazy. He was “normal” when we dated, and now… ugh. He’s a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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Lmao, reminds me of my ex who was fucking bipolar. Is this the ex you’ll always love or this is another one?

l?veislouder

Probably. Because for some reason I find Zayn douchey even if fans say he isn’t. He does remind me of my ex, who’s hot tbh, of course not as hot as Zayn, but still hot.
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I can see that too. I’d keep my guard up with him for quite a while.

Live.Love.Learn.

That’s slaggie of ya!!!
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Lies! Your father is the only one for me

SubwayToVenus

You guys are pussys. GUYS WITH TATTOOS AND PIERCED EARS ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS ON EARTH + GUYS WHO SMOKE ARE SMEXYYYYYYY, I’LL TAKE ZAYN IF YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

l?veislouder said:

YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK’S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray’s been a YEAR since we broke up.
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He’s such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he’s bored. Really, he’s so fucking crazy. He was “normal” when we dated, and now… ugh. He’s a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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O.o …i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah

l?veislouder

Lmao, reminds me of my ex who was fucking bipolar. Is this the ex you’ll always love or this is another one?
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Never, ever, ever in a million years would I ever go back to this shit. Never have I loved him, and I never will!

lol no, definitely not him.

Live.Love.Learn.

I can see that too. I’d keep my guard up with him for quite a while.

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I think he’s really just shy more than anything. People that tend to keep to them themselves often get casted as being douchey, but they’re really not :/

l?veislouder

O.o …i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Even they couldn’t help him! His mom was heartbroken when we broke up because I was the only good in the relationship lmao

SubwayToVenus

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I can see that too. I’d keep my guard up with him for quite a while.
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Totally.
So i’s not just me? He seems the jerk kind, though probably I’m making this up, lol , who knows.

SubwayToVenus

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Never, ever, ever in a million years would I ever go back to this shit. Never have I loved him, and I never will!

lol no, definitely not him.
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Lmao, some things were meant to be forgotten..

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

That’s slaggie of ya!!!
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Lies! Your father is the only one for me
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IRL he’s your favorite? What you like about him? CURLS EVERYWHERE

Live.Love.Learn.

You guys are pussys. GUYS WITH TATTOOS AND PIERCED EARS ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS ON EARTH + GUYS WHO SMOKE ARE SMEXYYYYYYY, I’LL TAKE ZAYN IF YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING.
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I’m all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn’t attractive :L

SubwayToVenus

O.o …i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Ask them if they can fix your bad attitude baby..

l?veislouder

I think he’s really just shy more than anything. People that tend to keep to them themselves often get casted as being douchey, but they’re really not :/
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I don’t get that sense from him because he’s shy, just… I don’t know. I don’t wanna say he ever looks smug or anything, because really he doesn’t, but.. I don’t know how to explain it lol. It’s not because he’s shy and quiet though. It just looks like he could hurt me, like he’d call me up and break up with me out of nowhere… OMG I’M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!

lmfao, I couldn’t resist xD

l?veislouder

I’m all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn’t attractive :L
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Live.Love.Learn.

IRL he’s your favorite? What you like about him? CURLS EVERYWHERE

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Yeah him and Zayn. I love his cheekiness, his intelligence, his immense kindness to his fans, and his charm <3

SubwayToVenus

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I’m all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn’t attractive :L
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My ex had two tattoos, no pierciengs and no smoking, but tattoos are my weakness when it comes to guys, maybe I’m just looking at a guy and I don’t find him attractive until I spot a tattoo and they’re suddenly attractive. It’s an illness.

l?veislouder

Totally.
So i’s not just me? He seems the jerk kind, though probably I’m making this up, lol , who knows.
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lol no, I feel the same way. He just looks like it, but it’d be such a pleasant surprise if he wasn’t

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

l?veislouder said:

O.o …i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Even they couldn’t help him! His mom was heartbroken when we broke up because I was the only good in the relationship lmao
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Awww :/ you seem like the good (yet bootylicious) girl who tried to tame the bad (yet sexy) boy :'(
like in the moovvviiiiiiiiesssssss

SubwayToVenus

… OMG I’M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!
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WE ALL GO THROUGH THAT PHASE THOUGH BB.. JUST STAY CALM, TRY NOT TO LOSE IT AND BURN SOMEONE’S HOUSE.

l?veislouder

Lmao, some things were meant to be forgotten..
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lol ugh, definitely.

Live.Love.Learn.

I don’t get that sense from him because he’s shy, just… I don’t know. I don’t wanna say he ever looks smug or anything, because really he doesn’t, but.. I don’t know how to explain it lol. It’s not because he’s shy and quiet though. It just looks like he could hurt me, like he’d call me up and break up with me out of nowhere… OMG I’M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!

lmfao, I couldn’t resist xD
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It’s because he’s too attractive, I guess. It would feel like he’s too good to be true. The paranoia

SubwayToVenus

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lol no, I feel the same way. He just looks like it, but it’d be such a pleasant surprise if he wasn’t
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I know right? Douchey guys are the ones we usually obsess over though..

l?veislouder

Awww :/ you seem like the good (yet bootylicious) girl who tried to tame the bad (yet sexy) boy :'(
like in the moovvviiiiiiiiesssssss
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He wasn’t bad or sexy when I dated him. He was a good guy who was sweet and semi-charming. To be honest, he was whipped, and maybe that’s why I liked him haha. We did break up shortly after he was no longer under the classification of “whipped” soo… maybe that’s where the relationship went wrong haha xD

Anonymous

Well… It’s a baby.

Anonymous

Whatever happened to Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby? I’m telling you, that was some publicity bullshit. They probably don’t even have one.

l?veislouder

WE ALL GO THROUGH THAT PHASE THOUGH BB.. JUST STAY CALM, TRY NOT TO LOSE IT AND BURN SOMEONE’S HOUSE.
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BURN DANIELLE’S HOUSE!

lmfao.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

SubwayToVenus said:

O.o …i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Ask them if they can fix your bad attitude baby..
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I don’t like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don’t like me, I don’t like you, it don’t matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don’t have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don’t need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don’t stick, I ain’t perfect but you ain’t either
(Hoo!)
If you’re feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain’t even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There’s more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…

l?veislouder

It’s because he’s too attractive, I guess. It would feel like he’s too good to be true. The paranoia
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That’s probably it. The paranoia!!! :’O

Whatever happened to Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby? I’m telling you, that was some publicity bullshit. They probably don’t even have one.
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Lmfao who fakes having a baby? O.o
They’re probably chilling at home and raising it, as they should. No need to exploit their child by constantly being in the public.

SubwayToVenus

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BURN DANIELLE’S HOUSE!

lmfao.
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Wow, I’d totally do that, I would feel bad for her family though, I’d only burn her place if there was the guarantee that she lives alone.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

LOL the father is Harry. That cd signing ended up being a bit naughty. lol seriosuly i don’t think it’s appropriate to use b***h in a baby post lol
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Oh that’s righttt that would explain your luscious curly hair :’)
My beautiful baby….girl? Have you talked to Daddy?

& Lol no one even said b*tch though. I said sh*t, but I take it back! <3
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I was talking about my username lol that’s why i changed it to ‘baby’ :3 Daddy it’s a hottie (damn that sounded incestuous xD)

l?veislouder

I don’t like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don’t like me, I don’t like you, it don’t matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don’t have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don’t need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don’t stick, I ain’t perfect but you ain’t either
(Hoo!)
If you’re feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain’t even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There’s more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…
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I read this and thought “I am rubber and you are glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!”
lmfao

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

IRL he’s your favorite? What you like about him? CURLS EVERYWHERE

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Yeah him and Zayn. I love his cheekiness, his intelligence, his immense kindness to his fans, and his charm <3
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:O

SubwayToVenus

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I don’t like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don’t like me, I don’t like you, it don’t matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don’t have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don’t need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don’t stick, I ain’t perfect but you ain’t either
(Hoo!)
If you’re feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain’t even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There’s more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…
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I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON’T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I’LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU’RE UNDERAGE

l?veislouder

Wow, I’d totally do that, I would feel bad for her family though, I’d only burn her place if there was the guarantee that she lives alone.
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AND if Liam wasn’t over!

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

l?veislouder said:

I don’t like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don’t like me, I don’t like you, it don’t matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don’t have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don’t need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don’t stick, I ain’t perfect but you ain’t either
(Hoo!)
If you’re feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain’t even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There’s more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…
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I read this and thought “I am rubber and you are glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!”
lmfao
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LOL it’s Britney, bitch!

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I don’t like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don’t like me, I don’t like you, it don’t matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don’t have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don’t need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don’t stick, I ain’t perfect but you ain’t either
(Hoo!)
If you’re feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain’t even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There’s more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…
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I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON’T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I’LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU’RE UNDERAGE
—“I’LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU’RE UNDERAGE” :’)

SubwayToVenus

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“I’LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU’RE UNDERAGE” :’)
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<3

I WAS FINE TIL 7:05, TIL YOU WALKED DOWN THE DOOR AND RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE, IF YOU’RE GONE, I’LL MOVE ON BUT IT ONLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS TO SAY, GOODBYEEEEEEEEE
*starts crying*
*shoots herself*

shirtless Zayn<3
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Is that all you noticed?? How about Harry’s adorable laugh??? Lmaoo

l?veislouder

MY CREYSSS

http://thisismybliss.tumblr.com/post/20452633258/zaynseyesmeltme-walking…
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lol aww, I watched their whole time on X Factor and I watched how uncomfortable Zayn was (honestly, if I had watched it live back then, I would’ve thought he was a douchebag and being annoying, being “too good” to dance and not even trying), and then he danced and I thought he was really good. He just needed to try. I hope he doesn’t feel uncomfortable now.

Lmaoo we have such a fucked up family. Daddy chases grandmas! Baby chases daddy!

HE’S MINE THOUGH! *death stare*
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LOL i’m a baby but i would bang Uncle Liam without think twice *.* lol Daddy it’s all yours but that Granny needs to find a man of her age – why she don’t chase i don’t know..Chaz Bono or smth lol

Live.Love.Learn.

LOL i’m a baby but i would bang Uncle Liam without think twice *.* lol Daddy it’s all yours but that Granny needs to find a man of her age – why she don’t chase i don’t know..Chaz Bono or smth lol
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Bite your tongue! Do you even know what this means?! You are grounded missy :L

But lmfaooo my baby has a sense of humor! :’) I’m so proud <3

Anonymous

Whatever happened to Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby? I’m telling you, that was some publicity bullshit. They probably don’t even have one.
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Lmfao who fakes having a baby? O.o
They’re probably chilling at home and raising it, as they should. No need to exploit their child by constantly being in the public.
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I always think back to that picture when she was pregnant where her stomach was disformed and weird looking when she went over. Almost like she had something under her shirt. Has there even been a picture or anything released of her lately? The picture that we saw of her as a baby didnt even look like either parent. And I never hear about the baby or see her and when you’re the daughter of Beyonce and Jay-Z, you’re bound to be put into the media. The illuminati was using it as some kind of weird experiment I think.

l?veislouder

Marissa, are you here?! Must share something Zayn with you!

Live.Love.Learn.

Marissa, are you here?! Must share something Zayn with you!
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Yes!

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

LOL i’m a baby but i would bang Uncle Liam without think twice *.* lol Daddy it’s all yours but that Granny needs to find a man of her age – why she don’t chase i don’t know..Chaz Bono or smth lol
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Bite your tongue! Do you even know what this means?! You are grounded missy :L

But lmfaooo my baby has a sense of humor! :’) I’m so proud <3
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What it means that i’m grounded :/? Not listening to Up All Night a full week? Oh i forgot…you never bought me that album!!! :'( what kind of mom are you?! I would let Uncle Liam take care of me whenever he wants

Live.Love.Learn.

I always think back to that picture when she was pregnant where her stomach was disformed and weird looking when she went over. Almost like she had something under her shirt. Has there even been a picture or anything released of her lately? The picture that we saw of her as a baby didnt even look like either parent. And I never hear about the baby or see her and when you’re the daughter of Beyonce and Jay-Z, you’re bound to be put into the media. The illuminati was using it as some kind of weird experiment I think.
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LMFAO you’ve just invalidated your entire argument.

Liam P.

Where’s everybody? Damn there’s no lovey dovey for Liam tonight

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

What’s the Illuminati O.O? I heard a lot of that poop

Live.Love.Learn.

What it means that i’m grounded :/? Not listening to Up All Night a full week? Oh i forgot…you never bought me that album!!! :'( what kind of mom are you?! I would let Uncle Liam take care of me whenever he wants
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I bought it as a present for you! You were going to receive it soon, but now we’ll have to see about that. & uhhh I’m the best mom to ever exist! I can be your bff and fangirl with you, but at the end of the day, Tough Love wins. You are hereby forbidden from seeing Uncle Liam!!

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Yup I’m here successfully procrastinating doing my homework….
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Ou has been accusing me of being a spammer for the last hour and a half.

Live.Love.Learn.

No one have deviantart here? I need a favor…
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O.o what’s that?

l?veislouder

Marissa, are you here?! Must share something Zayn with you!
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Yes!
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Apparently, a fan gave Zayn a book titled “Why Smoking is Bad for You” and Zayn dropped it, but then he picked it up, looked at it, and then teared up and said, “I’m so sorry” and hugged her :’)
awwww! Ugh, I want him to stop!

l?veislouder

Ou has been accusing me of being a spammer for the last hour and a half.
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I was wondering where you went.

Omgsh I just found out gay marriage has been legal in Canada since 2005. You go, Canada!

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

What it means that i’m grounded :/? Not listening to Up All Night a full week? Oh i forgot…you never bought me that album!!! :'( what kind of mom are you?! I would let Uncle Liam take care of me whenever he wants
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I bought it as a present for you! You were going to receive it soon, but now we’ll have to see about that. & uhhh I’m the best mom to ever exist! I can be your bff and fangirl with you, but at the end of the day, Tough Love wins. You are hereby forbidden from seeing Uncle Liam!!
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Mom! i’m a grown up now! I wear leather and talk about guns – like Taylor Momsem! Why can i see Uncle Liam :’O? Well…i can settle for cousin Niall or uncle Zayn then. Or even with the adopted Uncle Louis :/ i’m open standards.

SubwayToVenus

Apparently, a fan gave Zayn a book titled “Why Smoking is Bad for You” and Zayn dropped it, but then he picked it up, looked at it, and then teared up and said, “I’m so sorry” and hugged her :’)
awwww! Ugh, I want him to stop!
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I read that story on Tumblr a looooooong time ago. So I found out 1D stuff before you did? hmmm.. lol

l?veislouder

I read that story on Tumblr a looooooong time ago. So I found out 1D stuff before you did? hmmm.. lol
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lol apparently. I just heard it tonight. Awww… that should have helped him try to stick to his New Year’s Resolution

SubwayToVenus

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I was wondering where you went.

Omgsh I just found out gay marriage has been legal in Canada since 2005. You go, Canada!
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Aww, lol so I don’t know if gay marriage is legal in my own country.. lmao.

Live.Love.Learn.

Apparently, a fan gave Zayn a book titled “Why Smoking is Bad for You” and Zayn dropped it, but then he picked it up, looked at it, and then teared up and said, “I’m so sorry” and hugged her :’)
awwww! Ugh, I want him to stop!
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Lol how do you know this?? Did someone just make it up or???

Omg my creyss though if that is true. He wants to stop and I know he’s got the willpower to. I really really wish he would. Every cigarette he smokes ruins his precious voice & shortens his life. D:

SubwayToVenus

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lol apparently. I just heard it tonight. Awww… that should have helped him try to stick to his New Year’s Resolution
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Smoking is an addiction, he needs to start step by step, not radically, people who suddenly stop smoking all of a sudden will probably start doing it again, if he’s smoking less than he used to, then he’s doing great.

Live. Love. Learn’s bitch

l?veislouder said:

Marissa, are you here?! Must share something Zayn with you!
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Yes!
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Apparently, a fan gave Zayn a book titled “Why Smoking is Bad for You” and Zayn dropped it, but then he picked it up, looked at it, and then teared up and said, “I’m so sorry” and hugged her :’)
awwww! Ugh, I want him to stop!
—Hi hugged her whoa lucky bitch lol
Why did you leave Liam lol now you’re a Zayn lovahhhh gorrrrllllll! loveislouder are you interested in have a personal beatch too :)?

Live.Love.Learn.

Mom! i’m a grown up now! I wear leather and talk about guns – like Taylor Momsem! Why can i see Uncle Liam :’O? Well…i can settle for cousin Niall or uncle Zayn then. Or even with the adopted Uncle Louis :/ i’m open standards.
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Lmao sweetie pie, if I’m only 17, there is NO way you’re a grown up! Nice try though. Don’t you dare talk about Taylor Momsen. Honestly, where did I go wrong? I’ve always raised you right, haven’t I? D:

l?veislouder

Aww, lol so I don’t know if gay marriage is legal in my own country.. lmao.
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Currently, it’s not legal in the U.K., but they’re working on making it legal by the next general election. So props to you! lol

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Drop it like it’s hot aye aye

Live.Love.Learn.

Hi hugged her whoa lucky bitch lol
Why did you leave Liam lol now you’re a Zayn lovahhhh gorrrrllllll! loveislouder are you interested in have a personal beatch too :)?
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Ummmm hold up. I am not okay with this! :'(

SubwayToVenus

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Currently, it’s not legal in the U.K., but they’re working on making it legal by the next general election. So props to you! lol
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Yayyyy. Wow I feel like such an ignorant, you knew and I had no idea.. lol

Live.Love.Learn.

Yayyyy. Wow I feel like such an ignorant, you knew and I had no idea.. lol
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Lmao she probably looked it up! Never underestimate the power of Google xD haha

SubwayToVenus

EVERYONE SEES HER BUT NOBODY KNOWS HER, SHE SCREAMS IN HER PILLOW, FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, SHE HATES IT, BUT SHE TAKES IT, WATCH OUT FOR THAT GIRL, ONE DAY SHE MAY CHANGE THE WOOOOOORLD :,(

He is adorable!
And guys, stop criticising the way he looks! He is a baby, a beautiful baby, and isn’t even a month old! By the time he turns 1 he will look a lot different. Stop hating on a BABY! It is bad enough if people bully 10 years old, but a baby, seriously??!!

haha, just the accent is enough for me <3
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Him in a beanie in that video was just UNFFF

& the GIFs that were made!! They were hilarious lmaooo

l?veislouder

Him in a beanie in that video was just UNFFF

& the GIFs that were made!! They were hilarious lmaooo
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I love beanies on (certain) guys! And when Zayn wears them, unf! <33
It hides his beautiful hair, but if he’s going to hide it, do it with a beanie bb<3

Live.Love.Learn.

I love beanies on (certain) guys! And when Zayn wears them, unf! <33
It hides his beautiful hair, but if he’s going to hide it, do it with a beanie bb<3
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Yeah they wear them so well. LOL

Live.Love.Learn.

It’s late so I’m off to bed. Goodnight!

l?veislouder

Yeah they wear them so well. LOL

It’s late so I’m off to bed. Goodnight!
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They really do <3

Okay, goodnight!

Ro

omg is so cuute awww (:
CONGRATS Hilary is a beautiful baby boy.

Anonymous

ugh can all these new users go away and the old oceanup return.

xAskTaylorx

There just three users, to the anon above. Yes, it did get boring after the older users left, but it still cool here on oceanup? =,/ =,} *BTW, the old users do come back here sometimes, but only when they have nothing better to do unfortunately…

OMG LIZZIE MCGUIRE IS SO PREGNANT AND HAVING A BABY??? SHES SETTING UP A BAD EXAMPLE FOR HER YOUNG FANS?lol jking

xAskTaylorx

Stop with all the nonsense going on, on your profile page. Thank you for defending the other day but you need to stop with the “need to be thin for summer”. Not good for your health. *just trying to help.* Why did u put all that stuff on your profile? =/ @captivatedbyyoubabylikeafireworkshow.

skyaintThelimitx

AWWW!!! HE IS SO CUTE! his eyes are beautiful!

SubwayToVenus

BYE GUYS ! <3

Live.Love.Learn.

lol aww, I watched their whole time on X Factor and I watched how uncomfortable Zayn was (honestly, if I had watched it live back then, I would’ve thought he was a douchebag and being annoying, being “too good” to dance and not even trying), and then he danced and I thought he was really good. He just needed to try. I hope he doesn’t feel uncomfortable now.

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He was just shy though and thought he’d embarrass himself by dancing :'(

I think he actually likes it now. Liam taught him how to dance lmao

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

I guess now i gotta go :/ Lizzie McGuire had a baby, Love.Live.Learn adopted me and Selena Gomez made a fool doing ass out of a cover a very productive day i may say i’m sad tho. Bye y’all

Live.Love.Learn.

I guess now i gotta go :/ Lizzie McGuire had a baby, Love.Live.Learn adopted me and Selena Gomez made a fool doing ass out of a cover a very productive day i may say i’m sad tho. Bye y’all
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Adopted? Nigga I thought you were mine!!

l?veislouder

BYE GUYS ! <3
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you’re leaving? goodnight!

Live.Love.Learn.

BYE GUYS ! <3
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Baiiii

l?veislouder

He was just shy though and thought he’d embarrass himself by dancing :'(
I think he actually likes it now. Liam taught him how to dance lmao

Adopted? Nigga I thought you were mine!!
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Haha aww, okay good

lmfaooo xD

l?veislouder

Lol how do you know this?? Did someone just make it up or???

Omg my creyss though if that is true. He wants to stop and I know he’s got the willpower to. I really really wish he would. Every cigarette he smokes ruins his precious voice & shortens his life. D:
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I found out on twitter/tumblr from some U.K. fan who was in the middle of a rant about the U.S. fans; she took a break to mention that story lol. She’s also convinced the U.K. won World War eleven (she meant II, but posted 11 haha), and it’s wrong on account of there never has been any “World War Eleven”, and the U.K. and the U.S. were allies in World War II lol

But I really want him to quit too! I don’t date smokers. Maybe if Zayn hits on me, I can withhold my vagina until he quits! lmfao xD

Live.Love.Learn.

OMG have you guys heard Nicki’s new album or is that not your forte? There are a couple of tracks I am obsessed with atm!!

l?veislouder

Yayyyy. Wow I feel like such an ignorant, you knew and I had no idea.. lol
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Lmao she probably looked it up! Never underestimate the power of Google xD haha
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lol I was really passionate (and still am) about gay marriage in high school, when I studied law for four years, so I had looked up gay marriage laws around the country and the world. I looked it up now to make sure I was right, but I did initially know that they were on the same legal page as the U.S. lol

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Mom! i’m a grown up now! I wear leather and talk about guns – like Taylor Momsem! Why can i see Uncle Liam :’O? Well…i can settle for cousin Niall or uncle Zayn then. Or even with the adopted Uncle Louis :/ i’m open standards.
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Lmao sweetie pie, if I’m only 17, there is NO way you’re a grown up! Nice try though. Don’t you dare talk about Taylor Momsen. Honestly, where did I go wrong? I’ve always raised you right, haven’t I? D:
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Well gorl if you have 17 and you have me already you should answer that lol i’m gonna be a star mom like Tila Tequila! And i’m gonna get married with Uncle Liam =D! I can take my own decisions i’m 5 months old already mom! Leave me aloneeee!

SubwayToVenus

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Lmao she probably looked it up! Never underestimate the power of Google xD haha
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Hahaha, well at least I have to give her props for looking it up, I was too lazy for it, lmao.

SubwayToVenus

OMG have you guys heard Nicki’s new album or is that not your forte? There are a couple of tracks I am obsessed with atm!!
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Ugh, not sound bitchy but I fucking hate Nicki Minaj.

Anonymous

loveislouder,

i am so glad i come onto this site every few weeks. if i was here every day, i would be so annoyed every time i get on here… having to read your obnoxious comments. bless the other users for dealing with your snooty and obnoxious comments. i don’t know how they do it

l?veislouder

Smoking is an addiction, he needs to start step by step, not radically, people who suddenly stop smoking all of a sudden will probably start doing it again, if he’s smoking less than he used to, then he’s doing great.
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This is true. Still, I’ll withhold my vagina, and he’ll be fine in no time! xD

Live.Love.Learn.

I found out on twitter/tumblr from some U.K. fan who was in the middle of a rant about the U.S. fans; she took a break to mention that story lol. She’s also convinced the U.K. won World War eleven (she meant II, but posted 11 haha), and it’s wrong on account of there never has been any “World War Eleven”, and the U.K. and the U.S. were allies in World War II lol

But I really want him to quit too! I don’t date smokers. Maybe if Zayn hits on me, I can withhold my vagina until he quits! lmfao xD
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Lmao dear Lord. She probably thinks Britain won the American Revolution too. Smhhh

LMFAO same! I’d be willing to make an exception for him given that he tries his best to stop.

l?veislouder

loveislouder,

i am so glad i come onto this site every few weeks. if i was here every day, i would be so annoyed every time i get on here… having to read your obnoxious comments. bless the other users for dealing with your snooty and obnoxious comments. i don’t know how they do it
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lol we’re just having a simple conversation. I don’t see how that makes me snooty and obnoxious. Why don’t you run along now, if you’re so annoyed? Bye!

Anonymous

Live.Love.Learn. said:

OMG have you guys heard Nicki’s new album or is that not your forte? There are a couple of tracks I am obsessed with atm!!
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lol you’re into that?? i can’t get into it. nicki minaj always sounds like she is doing some sort of freaky voodoo shit!!

Anonymous

Singers are idiots to smoke. It DOES ruin your voice and of course your lungs which you need to sing properly.

Live.Love.Learn.

Well gorl if you have 17 and you have me already you should answer that lol i’m gonna be a star mom like Tila Tequila! And i’m gonna get married with Uncle Liam =D! I can take my own decisions i’m 5 months old already mom! Leave me aloneeee!
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Dear Lord, what have I raised?? God, give me strength *crosses heart*

i am so glad i come onto this site every few weeks. if i was here every day, i would be so annoyed every time i get on here… having to read your obnoxious comments. bless the other users for dealing with your snooty and obnoxious comments. i don’t know how they do it
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Don’tcha wish your baby was hot like me?
DONTCHAAAAAAA *orgasmic laugh*

SubwayToVenus

Umm, guys I’m british …

l?veislouder

Lmao dear Lord. She probably thinks Britain won the American Revolution too. Smhhh

LMFAO same! I’d be willing to make an exception for him given that he tries his best to stop.
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lol someone tweeted her like “you’re just mad we won the Revolutionary War” hahaha

Haha me too! I give chances, I’m not like “YOU WILL NEVER BE WITH ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE NICOTINE IN YOUR SYSTEM!” lol. I’m like, “I don’t date smokers, if you’re willing to cut it down to quit, I’ll gladly support that… I just won’t kiss you right after you have a cigarette.” I did kiss a guy once right after he had the cigarette in his mouth (I didn’t know he had just taken a pull) and I swear, it is EXACTLY like kissing an ashtray. I thought that was always an exaggeration, but it’s not. It was so disgusting, and so dreadful. Like Fear Factor worthy >.<

Live.Love.Learn.

lol you’re into that?? i can’t get into it. nicki minaj always sounds like she is doing some sort of freaky voodoo shit!!
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Lol yeah, why would I not be? I like her

Yeah she’s crazy, but she has some really nice songs.

Listen to this. It’s absolutely beautiful. A song of hers with actual meaning.

i am so glad i come onto this site every few weeks. if i was here every day, i would be so annoyed every time i get on here… having to read your obnoxious comments. bless the other users for dealing with your snooty and obnoxious comments. i don’t know how they do it
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lol we’re just having a simple conversation. I don’t see how that makes me snooty and obnoxious. Why don’t you run along now, if you’re so annoyed? Bye!

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“run along now”? hahahha who talks like that?!

l?veislouder

OMG have you guys heard Nicki’s new album or is that not your forte? There are a couple of tracks I am obsessed with atm!!
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I’m not into her genre of music, but I like a few of her catchy songs, mostly her singles.

Umm, guys I’m british …
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LMFAO that awkward moment when….
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lol no! We weren’t making fun of her just for being British, just for the *facepalm* worthy things she was saying. I’d do the same to any American fan if she tried to say America won World War eleven -____-

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Well gorl if you have 17 and you have me already you should answer that lol i’m gonna be a star mom like Tila Tequila! And i’m gonna get married with Uncle Liam =D! I can take my own decisions i’m 5 months old already mom! Leave me aloneeee!
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Dear Lord, what have I raised?? God, give me strength *crosses heart*

Sweetie pie, I’m revoking the internet from you. It’s for your own good, really. Trust me
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I can hold inside what i feel mom! You wanted Taylor Swift (ugh), i want Snooki (ughx2)! You wanted someone disinterested, i gave you Selena Gomez! YOU CAN’T BLAME ON MEEEEEEEEE
Ya the best fangirling momm i could evah ask tho
*Sings Na Na Na*

Live.Love.Learn.

Don’tcha wish your baby was hot like me?
DONTCHAAAAAAA *orgasmic laugh*
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Got the hottest baby in the world right here!!

LIL and Venus didn’t even congratulate me though :'( Some friends you guys are!

SubwayToVenus

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lol no! We weren’t making fun of her just for being British, just for the *facepalm* worthy things she was saying. I’d do the same to any American fan if she tried to say America won World War eleven -____-
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World war eleven? WHAT?

Live.Love.Learn.

EXACTLYYYY. Just stfu. Lmao.
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Oh come on…you know we love the British!! We just laugh at the stupid. Trust me, there are plenty of those here too haha

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Oh come on…you know we love the British!! We just laugh at the stupid. Trust me, there are plenty of those here too haha
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I guess the world will always be infected with stupid people.

Live.Love.Learn.

I can hold inside what i feel mom! You wanted Taylor Swift (ugh), i want Snooki (ughx2)! You wanted someone disinterested, i gave you Selena Gomez! YOU CAN’T BLAME ON MEEEEEEEEE
Ya the best fangirling momm i could evah ask tho
*Sings Na Na Na*
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Tell you what. You behave and I’ll reward you with Up All Night =)

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

YAYAYYY I WROTE MY FIRST SONG MOMMMMMM!!!!!
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

SubwayToVenus

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
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GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAINNNN, SHADY’S BACK, TELL A FRIENDDDDD

Live.Love.Learn.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby said:
YAYAYYY I WROTE MY FIRST SONG MOMMMMMM!!!!!
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
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HELP ME GUISE!!! I HAVE A LITTLE DEVIL ON MY HANDS. I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG :'(

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

I guess the world will always be infected with stupid people.
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LLL that was for ya momm!!!!!

l?veislouder

World war eleven? WHAT?
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lol exactly! Well, she was ranting about U.K. vs. U.S. Directioners, and someone (as a joke) tweeted her “you’re just mad we won the Revolutionary War” and she wrote back “You’re just mad we won World War 11.” She meant World War II and ended up hitting 11 lol, but either way, it’s wrong because: a) there was no World War Eleven, obviously; and b) the U.S. and the U.K. were allies in World War II, so neither of them could have beat each other; they were on the same side.

Live.Love.Learn.

Aww I like the beginning, so relaxing and smooth, and so unlike Nicki. I like it a lot
And I’m liking it as it goes on
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I can’t even with this song!! It’s so beautiful. I like how she can rap about absolute nonsense, then make such meaningful songs like this. I’ve been listening to it on repeat for hours now lol

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

LOL there’s a ip mom *awkward laugh*

SubwayToVenus

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LLL that was for ya momm!!!!!
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LOL, no ! I was agreeing with her.

Live.Love.Learn.

LLL that was for ya momm!!!!!
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For me? Or for my mom? O.o

SubwayToVenus

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lol exactly! Well, she was ranting about U.K. vs. U.S. Directioners, and someone (as a joke) tweeted her “you’re just mad we won the Revolutionary War” and she wrote back “You’re just mad we won World War 11.” She meant World War II and ended up hitting 11 lol, but either way, it’s wrong because: a) there was no World War Eleven, obviously; and b) the U.S. and the U.K. were allies in World War II, so neither of them could have beat each other; they were on the same side.
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LMAO, MTE. What a dumb bitch.

Live.Love.Learn.

LOL there’s a ip mom *awkward laugh*
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Lmao how awkward…

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

SubwayToVenus said:

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LLL that was for ya momm!!!!!
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LOL, no ! I was agreeing with her.
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HAIII AUNT VENUSSSS!!!!!!!!! I heard a lot about ya (nasty things lol) now that we met each other…ya should buy me smth gorl lol

SubwayToVenus

AWWWWW

SubwayToVenus

Miley should cover The one that got away. The song is sooooooooo niley and miley’s voice would fit with the song. Plus the song is flawless duh

Live.Love.Learn.

Okay this is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life! This boy, I swear!!!

So this anon is not your bitch??
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It’s the same person, I think, they just went from “bitch” to “baby”

Live.Love.Learn.

So this anon is not your bitch??
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No this anon is my baby lol
Its father is Harry. Apparently we got steamy at a CD signing ;D

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live. Love. Learn’s baby said:
YAYAYYY I WROTE MY FIRST SONG MOMMMMMM!!!!!
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
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HELP ME GUISE!!! I HAVE A LITTLE DEVIL ON MY HANDS. I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG :'(
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Mum i will tell em you flirt with Uncle Zayn behind Daddy Harry’s back if you don’t stop of ashamed

Live.Love.Learn.

Oh lol yeah it’s the same anon who was my bitch. Just a different name =)

l?veislouder

Miley should cover The one that got away. The song is sooooooooo niley and miley’s voice would fit with the song. Plus the song is flawless duh
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LOVE IT!

SubwayToVenus

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No this anon is my baby lol
Its father is Harry. Apparently we got steamy at a CD signing ;D
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WHERE’S THE BABY LIAM AND I PROCREATED??
Wow, you guys must have done something wrong if the baby’s sex is uncertain.

Live.Love.Learn.

He gives fans water bottles at these meetings, he gives them hugs… I’LL GET A RING, YOU JUST WATCH! MARK MY WORDS!
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*sharpens knives*

NO. YOU CAN’T TAKE ZAYN FROM ME, THEN STEP IN ON HARRY TOO!!! D:

SubwayToVenus

Miley should cover The one that got away. The song is sooooooooo niley and miley’s voice would fit with the song. Plus the song is flawless duh
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LOVE IT!
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Her live performance at the X factor is just flawless, love it even more than the studio version.

Live.Love.Learn.

Mum i will tell em you flirt with Uncle Zayn behind Daddy Harry’s back if you don’t stop of ashamed

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OH SHIT. AM I BEING THREATENED BY MY OWN CHILD?? O.o

Your father is completely aware of my flirtations with Zayn. He doesn’t mind. I don’t mind their bromance either xD

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

l?veislouder said:

So this anon is not your bitch??
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It’s the same person, I think, they just went from “bitch” to “baby”
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D’uh Sherlock! I can’t even sometimes with Grandmoda’ Loveislouder…

Live.Love.Learn.

WHERE’S THE BABY LIAM AND I PROCREATED??
Wow, you guys must have done something wrong if the baby’s sex is uncertain.
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LMFAO *dead*

Her live performance at the X factor is just flawless, love it even more than the studio version.
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I forgot you were a Katy stan! She isn’t that great live tbh. Her performance at the KCAs was weak

Live. Love. Learn’s bitch

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Oh lol yeah it’s the same anon who was my bitch. Just a different name =)
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Dang it…i thought that was clear it up tho lol i didn’t want to use the wrd bitch in this baby post!
Well..whatevs..BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCHES!!!!!!!!

It was his sperm that created it! Don’t blame me!
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SO WHEN AM I MEETING THE CREATURE?

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

not me!! this child is deranged =/

I don’t even know its gender tbh
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Tranny feat. pieces of the 5 1D guys

l?veislouder

D’uh Sherlock! I can’t even sometimes with Grandmoda’ Loveislouder…
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IF I’M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!

SubwayToVenus

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I forgot you were a Katy stan! She isn’t that great live tbh. Her performance at the KCAs was weak
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How can someone ever forget I’m a katy ass kisser when she’s all you guys have seen in my icons? Yes her live singing isn’t great but check this one out

lmao omgsh, watch these kids discuss One Direction, and what they say when Justin Bieber comes up.
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I know they’re only kids, but step off children! I must say though, at least they knew their names .__.

LoveToLove

beautiful

Anonymous

aww so cute. He really doesn’t look like her husband much.

Live.Love.Learn.

Why are some people saying he’s ugly?!
His eyes are gorgeous *_*

SubwayToVenus

How can anyone say this little angel is ugly?

SellyismygirlCrush

Lol my mom was like “How is he so alert?’ Like he was born yesterday. He’s about a month now, right? So freaking cute!

SubwayToVenus

—Tranny feat. pieces of the 5 1D guys
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OMG LMAO

Live.Love.Learn.

Lol my mom was like “How is he so alert?’ Like he was born yesterday. He’s about a month now, right? So freaking cute!
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2 weeks according to Hilary’s tweet

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

l?veislouder said:

D’uh Sherlock! I can’t even sometimes with Grandmoda’ Loveislouder…
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IF I’M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!
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Harry is my dad ya perv! You can date adopted Uncle Louis tho grandmoda’!!!
Oh, you must buy me somehting expensive just so you know.

SO WHEN AM I MEETING THE CREATURE?
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Lol next time you come to the States.

Live.Love.Learn.

Tranny feat. pieces of the 5 1D guys
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Cute xD

l?veislouder

I know they’re only kids, but step off children! I must say though, at least they knew their names .__.
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And they find them better than Justin haha. AND that little boy knows the song, “I Should’ve Kissed You”! I’m surprised!

SubwayToVenus

SO WHEN AM I MEETING THE CREATURE?
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Lol next time you come to the States.
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So I’m gonna meet IT on new years eve..

Live.Love.Learn.

IF I’M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!
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Harry is my dad ya perv! You can date adopted Uncle Louis tho grandmoda’!!!
Oh, you must buy me somehting expensive just so you know.
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Couldn’t have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh

It’s not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don’t I give you enough D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HebCCiI1Uf0
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Mum he’s Andy Milonakis. Not a ‘kid’. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :’)
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!

SubwayToVenus

So I’m gonna meet IT on new years eve..
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That’s a long while away! This baby is gonna drive me insane before then :'(
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Well then send her on a plain to London, her/his father is gonna be here most of the time anyway..

SubwayToVenus

Mum he’s Andy Milonakis. Not a ‘kid’. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :’)
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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LOL, NO, MY HUSBAND WILL STAY OUT OF THAT!

Live.Love.Learn.

Mum he’s Andy Milonakis. Not a ‘kid’. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :’)
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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HOW EVEN?? O.o

INAPPROPRIATE. Please stop baby, you’re hurting me :'(

Live.Love.Learn.

Well then send her on a plain to London, her/his father is gonna be here most of the time anyway..
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Ugh its father is too busy in his career right now to care about us. Besides, he’s touring basically all summer. Maybe you can look after it? I trust you’ll be a good influence?

IF I’M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!
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Harry is my dad ya perv! You can date adopted Uncle Louis tho grandmoda’!!!
Oh, you must buy me somehting expensive just so you know.
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Couldn’t have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh

It’s not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don’t I give you enough D:
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But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!

SubwayToVenus

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Ugh its father is too busy in his career right now to care about us. Besides, he’s touring basically all summer. Maybe you can look after it? I trust you’ll be a good influence?
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Yeah, I’ll take care of the baby.. AT THE BOARDING SCHOOL. THAT CHILD NEEDS DISCIPLINE.

SubwayToVenus

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High party in the kindergarden beatch!
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Sounds interesting, a bunch of high farting kids singing justin bieber songs.

l?veislouder

Lol I know, but still. 1D is not a band for little kids =/
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lol their songs are (with the exception of “but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on” from “Na Na Na”), but them as people, no.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Mum he’s Andy Milonakis. Not a ‘kid’. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :’)
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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HOW EVEN?? O.o

INAPPROPRIATE. Please stop baby, you’re hurting me :'(
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Where’s granmotha’ loveislouder :/?
If she’s not her i will blame on her that she teached me that word

l?veislouder

But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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That’s rude and untrue.

SubwayToVenus

YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON A BRUISED AND BEATEN HEART THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WANTED WHAT YOU HAD, I GUESS I SHOULD’VE BEEN MORE LIKE THATTTTT

l?veislouder

Lmao I thought it was Liam’s flirting with every single user on here that drove you away! xD

& goooood, so that means you’ll keep your distance from Harry, then?
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lmao no, it’s the real Liam’s constant uttering of the world “Danielle.” It just drove me into the arms of Zayn.

Yes, I will stay away from Harry. I’ll be in Zayn’s smoke-free arms lol

But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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uh….haha *nervous laugh* SHUT YOUR TRAP.

SubwayToVenus

NICK JONAS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

l?veislouder

YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON A BRUISED AND BEATEN HEART THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WANTED WHAT YOU HAD, I GUESS I SHOULD’VE BEEN MORE LIKE THATTTTT
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Oh, that song :'(

That song made me love Miranda, so, so, soooo much<3
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Same here! Though all I can think of when I listen to it.. SELENA. Lmao.

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

Live.Love.Learn. said:

But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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uh….haha *nervous laugh* SHUT YOUR TRAP.
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Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.

Live.Love.Learn.

lmao no, it’s the real Liam’s constant uttering of the world “Danielle.” It just drove me into the arms of Zayn.

Yes, I will stay away from Harry. I’ll be in Zayn’s smoke-free arms lol
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I was jk lmao

But yayy

Live. Love. Learn’s baby

l?veislouder said:

But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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That’s rude and untrue.
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Boo-oh-gah-ga

l?veislouder

Same here! Though all I can think of when I listen to it.. SELENA. Lmao.
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lmfao, I can see how you see that, but I get the sense the girl in the song was helping the boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend, and that never happened, technically. I definitely believe Nick was pining for Miley while being with Selena, but there was no legit cheating going on… just emotional, and that was emotional cheating on Selena, anyway.

SubwayToVenus

SOMEONE SAID YOU HAD YOUR TATTOO REMOVED, SAW YOU DOWNTOWN SINGING THE BLUES, IT’S TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC, I’M NO LONGER YOUR MUSEEEEEEEE

Live.Love.Learn.

lol their songs are (with the exception of “but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on” from “Na Na Na”), but them as people, no.
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OMG you’ve got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D