Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Fierce Face (and Pretty Dress)

This is Katy Perry blah blah blah doing something for the Dream Foundation blah blah blah and this is the outfit that she wore. I know that we’re supposed to be all impressed and focused on the fact that Katy is doing something wonderful with her spare time and with her money, and honestly, I am quite impressed, because it’s nice that Katy’s not just another pretty face doing pretty things with her pretty finances, but that’s just not what I want to talk about this evening.

No, what I want to talk about is what in the world kind of face is Katy making in this picture? And yeah, I can get past it, because Those Earrings, Damn, and yes, she does look just lovely despite the weird, constipated face.

Better yet, though, let’s talk about this dress. Because I love it. I need it, I want it, I crave it. I wouldn’t even need to own it, just trying it on once or twice would be enough for me. Honestly, take a good, hard look at this thing: