SNL’s Bill Hader & Seth Meyers write a Spider-Man comic. Um, OK.

How desperate am I to read a moderately-decent Spider-Man comic? I’m seriously considering a Spidey one-shot written by two guys from “Saturday Night Live.” And no, one of them isn’t Andy Samberg.

This week’s “Spider-Man: The Short Halloween” #1 (love the riff on “Batman: The Long Halloween,” BTW) comes to us courtesy SNL yucksters Bill Hader and Seth Meyers, with art by Kevin Maguire. The story: The real Spidey gets knocked out and a drunk dude in a Spidey costume takes his place. Wackiness ensues.

Stupid? You betcha. But it’s “Days of Future Past” compared to the crap going on lately in “Amazing Spider-Man.”

Hit the jump for linkage to a “Short Halloween” preview and why “Amazing” is anything but these days.

If you haven’t read “Amazing Spider-Man” recently, here’s all the blasphemy you need to know:

• J. Jonah Jameson is now the mayor of New York City and still has a royal hate-on for Spidey. Only now the cigar-chomping grouch has armed forces on his side to indulge his Spidey hate.

• Peter Parker is basically Steve Carell in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” only with a love life so sad the closest he’s gotten to any action is walking in on his fossilized Aunt May in bed with — wait for it — JJJ’s dad. Welcome to my nightmare.

Honestly, I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Plus “Amazing” comes out three times a month, so that’s three times the suck.