Uh?!?!? What the hell happened to my Blogger profile? Almost everything had disappeared! Even my picture of Ijon's painting of Queen Cinnamon! My hobbies, music, the whole lot gone. All that was left was basically my email address!

@Fleetie, everything got sucked into the house of horrors. I expect you are currently hanging by your nails fighting the Orton vacuum. If you can spare a finger to type, please do drop us a line. Otherwise, see you in the Orton parallel universe. *cheerful wave*

Oh, Fleetie, you certainly are not the man you used to be (at least in your blogger profile)! I'm not sure what could have happened, but it must be bun-related to be of such catastrophic proportions...I can't imagine you offended anybun intentionally. Grab your towel and DON"T PANIC!

Orton got mad that I didn't admire the stubbularity and pinkitivity of his ears and punished poor Fleetie by "disappearing" him! O Great and Powerful Orton, please accept my abject apologies and restore poor Fleetie! It is not his fault that I am but a ignorant stoopid hoomin!! Don't punish him for my sin *sob*!