I used to dove hunt in high school with a buddy in local fields. I used a Winchester pellet fun, thing was a cannon and you had to spend a good hour sighting the scope. Rarely would get anything but I remember the rush of "the hunt" being super intense.

Not my thing now, hasn't been for a decade. I'd love to pick up game hunting, love deer and elk meat. I better eat the foot and eyeballs lest I tick off some white chick.

We ALL kill animals. In our crops, our meat diets, our leather climbing shoes. There is a VERY slim percentage of those (Ksolem?) who have a large and diverse enough farm to sustain themselves year-round, a few more who shop from friends farms.

I think I'll eat an extra cheeseburger today. I may not even finish it - they are so filling. Email your vial of tears to 1700 Leave People The F*#k alone Avenue.

Doves not really my thing. Kinda like a purdy pigeon is all they are. Wrapped in bacon might just be the ticket though. I once had some duck wrapped in bacon that didn't taste like total swamp sh#t. Really, I just don't have a good place to hunt them in any decent numbers.

Grouse and Quail though, I'm all over.

All you anti hunters should probably do some research. Would be nothing but a lifeless barren wasteland with developers bulldozing through all the choice spots if it weren't for the billions hunting contributes to conservation and wildlife protection every year. What exactly did you contribute?

It's cool though, just keep buying your sh#t from the grocery store and doing your part to screw the earth just a little more.