Isaiah Mustafa’s serene shower whistles have been replaced by the 11-time pro bowler and his penchant for smashmouth “for-real football.” Gone are the boat shoes and boisterous claims that “he is the man your man could smell like.” New to the body-wash broadcast is Ray Lewis’ soapy swagger, as he saddles up to ride a jet-powered raven through outer space — just like every man does when he pops open a bottle of Old Spice.

The linebacker’s 30-second bit will reportedly air on Thursday, at which point the NFL’s opening-night audience learns that Lewis spent his offseason annihilating the solar system. (Via the Baltimore Sun)