He recently visited the Bat Cave State Nature Preserve in Kentucky to join in on a bat swarm, a type of mating ritual for bats. But his efforts were to no avail; Bat Boy was left standing on the ground, flowers in hand, as the bats swooped and chirped far out of his reach. He was of no interest to these ladies of the night.

After being rejected by both human and bat females, will Bat Boy ever find The One?