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Half of the Stanley Cup finals has been set with the Sharks finishing off the Blues to claim a spot in the championship series on Wednesday night, and Jimmy Fallon is helping get everyone excited for hockey’s finest hour with some more “Tonight Show Superlatives.”

Lightning star Steven Stamkos get compared to the love child of Ryan Gosling and Vladimir Putin, Sharks’ Mirco Muller gets excited about hitting puberty, and Penguins’ Matthew Murray gets compared to a European animation villain in the newest episode of the popular faux-awards.