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Beyonce to put a Super Bowl ring on it

So today we learned that the halftime entertainer for Super Bowl XLVII is Beyonce.

You don’t say?

Sounds like a pretty good idea, right?

You have to admit though that the NFL is really catering to us girls these days. Last year there was Madonna and the year before it was Black-eyed Peas.

I’m just hoping that Jay-Z doesn’t post. Nothing against Mr. Knowles but what if while on stage, things get a little steamy between the two and suddenly Wardrobe Malfunction Part II breaks out.

You may recall that back in 2004 Justin Timberlake unlocked Janet Jackson’s bustier and the stodgy league took notice. Over the course of the next six Super Bowls they forced a lineup of rock and roll geriatrics down our throats that included: Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen and The Who.

Another malfunction could force us to succumb to AC/DC, The Kinks, Allman Brothers and Simon & Garfunkel.

So keep your clothes on girlfriend.

The thought of watching a 60-year-old dude dancing around on stage in a little Dutch school boy outfit playing “Shook Me All Night Long” sounds about as inviting as a date with Ben Roethlisberger.

Yes I can see it now, Beyonce dancing around singing, “Put a ring on it” while the Baltimore Ravens go out and earn one.

About Sheila T

Sheila loves life, music, sports and of course opining about any and all of the above. She enjoys downtown, first downs, touchdowns and of course…oh never mind. One of Sheila’s favorite lifetime moments was the experience of Super Bowl XXXV while sitting amongst a sea of Giants fans. She enjoys movies (Gladiator, Godfather, Shawshank being among her favorites). Her favorite books are Cliff Notes. Don’t underestimate this one! Although 110 pounds soaking wet, she brings it in all walks of life.