YOu know, the REALLY funny thing about that Onion piece is the "predictive sentence technology". You guys HAVE to freeze it on the list of sentences!!!!! "The aardvark asked for a dagger",
"The absinthe arrived by airmail", "The abortion went well".

YOu know, the REALLY funny thing about that Onion piece is the "predictive sentence technology". You guys HAVE to freeze it on the list of sentences!!!!! "The aardvark asked for a dagger",
"The absinthe arrived by airmail", "The abortion went well".