Saturday

Giant Turd in the Sky.

So, the giant cigar, which actually looks more like a giant turd, has just visited us and folks say it might be an alien craft.

Funny, how come I suddenly have this urge to watch South Park?

"It's all shit boys-and-girls, to keep your mind off the fact the rich are winning and the poor are shit!"

__________________________________________________________________________________And so there is an Election this Tuesday and both sides have spent millions making you believe there is a difference. Well, there is! Donald Trump is now sending American troops down to the boarder because thousands of South Americans are headed this way. He is doing this to make you think there is a problem only he can fix with his wall. What he doesn't know, is there are some of us here in Texas who believe the wall needs to be built north of Texas to keep assholes like him from buying Waterbugers. I'm just saying.