ROCHESTER — The following items, based on entries in the Rochester Police Log, were selected from 932 calls for service from Sept. 29 to Oct. 5:

Saturday, Sept. 29

1:07 a.m. — On Franklin Street a relative is “drunk” and “out of control” and threatening to kill someone’s husband. She starts out by throwing a cigarette in his face. The argument is about who was supposed to stay the designated driver.1:37 a.m. — Two drunk men are in the middle of Jenness Street and refuse to leave. On the plus side, they are wearing shirts.4:53 a.m. — A man on a bike rides around Cumberland Farms on North Main Street. He was trying to steal from the store.6:35 a.m. — Joelle Lee Stanley, 39, of 5 Cold Spring Circle, Apt. 3 is charged with criminal mischief and criminal trespass.9:14 a.m. — A man who sold something on Craig’s List was given a check for an additional $1,900, which he cashed. Now the bank said it is no good. Surprise!10:07 a.m. — A front door window has been smashed on Grove Street.1:50 p.m. — Someone used a Silver Street patio overnight. Chairs have been moved and the umbrella was up. A bottle of water has been left behind.3:51 p.m. — A wallet, holding $480 and I.D., has been stolen at Market Basket.4:04 p.m. — There is a fight “back on the trail” from the Lilac Mall to Fieldstone Village.4:34 p.m. — People are lining up in anticipation of Buffalo Wild Wings opening. Free wings are on offer. Three juveniles are in a tent and are said to be smoking pot and yelling at people.5:02 p.m. — A Franklin Street resident calls in about loud music, then yells at a neighbor and hangs up.5:10 p.m. — Jet Pack Comics has encountered a shoplifter.5:30 p.m. — On Haig Street, a man solicits lawn mowing work “for money for his kids.” 5:32 p.m. — A man had an ad on Craig’s List to get rid of his dog; it was taken by a couple who then had to move, so they “relocated” the dog. Now the original owner is itching to get his dog back again. 6:13 p.m. — Two men are said to be rolling a joint outside Buffalo Wild Wings.6:54 p.m. — A Guinta sign has been stolen from a front yard on Washington Street.8:44 p.m. — Gunshots or fireworks on Pickering Road make it sound “like a war zone.”10:32 p.m. — .A man plays bongos on his porch on Sheridan Avenue10:33 p.m. — A man enters Cumberland Farms on North Main Street with a video recorder telling them they are going to be under federal investigation. He goes to deep cover before police arrive.

Sunday, Sept. 30

1:49 a.m. — There is a piglet in the middle of Lowell Street extension. Police save its bacon.2:34 a.m. — Party ravers are warned on Flat Rock Bridge Road.2:42 a.m. — Someone slumbers on a picnic table on Great Falls Avenue.3:33 a.m. — Explosive devices are found in Salmon Falls Road mailboxes.9:44 a.m. — Ronald Danskin, 42, of 39 Congress St., is charged with criminal trespass.12:32 p.m. — A bathroom has been vandalized at the Lilac Mall.1:01 p.m. — Lisa Anderson, 43, of 156D North Main St., is charged with willful concealment.1:15 p.m. — Angelique Nick, 32, of 65 Main St., Apt. 5, Salem, is charged with abandoning a vehicle.4:10 p.m. — A wallet has been stolen from Rochester Laundromat.4:44 p.m. — A cash register at Market Basket is robbed.6:59 p.m. — A 17-year-old is charged with criminal mischief.10:15 p.m. — A woman finds an injured cat and brings it to the lobby, she told that police don’t deal with cats, not even as a hobby, she says that “she’s a citizen and it needs police attention,” she’s told that Dr. Moon’s her man, (cops aren’t vets by extension).

Monday, Oct. 1

5:42 a.m. — A dog has run off from a porch on Patriot’s Way.8:31 a.m. — A Sheepboro Road man hands in bullets he no longer wants in the house.9:46 a.m. — Two businesses in the same building on Gonic Road have a disagreement.9:54 a.m. — A boy steals a bike and streaks into the Pines.10:53 a.m. — An Olde Farm Lane residents reports the theft of a wallet.11:59 a.m. — A yellow motorcycle has been “popping wheelies” on Portland Street.12:11 p.m. — Curtis James Hamel, 20, of 166 Colonial Village, Somersworth is charged with shoplifting.12:47 p.m. — A student has punched a teacher at the Spurwink School at the Mill.1:25 p.m. — A garage door opener has been stolen from a truck on Norway Plains Road.2:53 p.m. — A wallet has been stolen from the employee break area at Market Basket.3:15 p.m. — A poor raccoon is hit by a car on Brock Street, rolls around the armory parking lot, and dies in the woods nearby.3:19 p.m. — Boisterous youth are a destructive menace near Maple Street School.3:52 p.m. — A dirt biker on Signal Street is warned.6:01 p.m. — A woman is on a Lafayette Street porch yelling that she wants to see her grandson. Things calm down and a visitation schedule is discussed.6:14 p.m. — Kevin Levesque, 42, of 97B Blackwater Road, Somersworth is charged with two counts of simple assault.6:45 p.m. — A Sampson Road man is a victim of theft accruing to $1,300.8:24 p.m. — A bald old man sits by a fireplace in McDonald’s for hours talking to himself. He’s moved along.9:38 p.m. — Two men dance in traffic on Charles Street.

Tuesday, Oct. 2

12:04 a.m. — A dirt bike revver is warned on Old Dover Road.12:52 a.m. — A Miller’s Farm Road resident is being plagued by calls from a non-existent company.1:26 a.m. — Police called to investigate suspicious activity at the Rockin Diner, make four arrests: Felipe Gutierrez Osuna, 48, of Taunton, Mass., Jose Dejesus Moreno-Jimenez, 39, of 54 Rockland St., Easton, Mass., Miguel Ramos Velasco, 54, of 1610 Worcester Road, Apt. 344, Framingham, Mass., and Maximino Cruz-Rivera, 32, of Elm St., Amesbury, Mass. are charged with Department Assist for U.S. Immigration and Custom Enforcement.7:13 a.m. — A Betts Road woman’s dog was attacked by a neighbor’s dog. The neighbor, when told of the news, said “Whatever,” and hung up.7:32 a.m. — A Sampson Road woman is a credit card fraud victim.7:49 a.m. — Joseph A. Pehowic, 49, of 9 Lilac Drive is charged with habitual offender.9:07 a.m. — A bus window is smashed at the Community Center.9:23 a.m. — A Quail Drive resident has to suffer a neighbor’s dog “pooping” in their yard.11:46 a.m. — A septet of students skips school and smokes.12:01 p.m. — Jacob D. King, 29, of 59A Sixth St., Dover is charged with simple assault.12:03 p.m. — Walmart people are chasing a man in an Angry Bird hat who has stolen goods worth $150.3:13 p.m. — A car has been damaged at the high school.4:12 p.m. — A Rochester Manor patient reports $20 has been stolen from his room.5:04 p.m. — Florence E. Lanagan, 46, of 9 Lilac Drive, is charged with criminal threatening.8:50 p.m. — Albert Crement, 54, a transient of Rochester, is charged with operating without a valid license.8:58 p.m. — Sean P. McInnis, 35, of 142 South Main St., is charged with two counts of drug possession.10:16 p.m. — A din comes from a Hillview Manor Apartment.

Wednesday, Oct. 3

1:52 a.m. — Zachary O’Neill, 23, of 102 Teneriffe Mountain Road, Milton is arrested on a bench warrant, after police are called to a vandalism complaint on North Main Street.2:58 a.m. — Police check on teenagers at the high school.5:10 a.m. — A man, who has been sleeping overnight at the Lilac Mall, finds he is in a plight, his car battery’s gone dead, he needs a jump to get ahead, but he’s freaking out employees left and right.6:40 a.m. — Richard A. Hersom, 35, of 28 Walnut St., is charged with simple assault.7:23 a.m. — A vehicle has been ransacked on Salmon Falls Road.9:38 a.m. — An evicted tenant on North Main Street has wreaked a lot of damage.12:33 p.m. — A Blackwater Road home has been broken into and guns have been stolen.2:47 p.m. — Three men are on the trail between the Lilac Mall and Fieldstone Village. They are digging around the ground and bushes and could be seeking truffles, but maybe not.3:26 p.m. — A Riley Avenue man has been getting threats via texts and Facebook.5:40 p.m. — On Haven Hill Road a woman reports her dog has bitten someone who has since gone to hospital.6:05 p.m. — On North Main Street two men fight, one is drunk and has no shirt, some tattoos come into sight, now they’re rolling in the dirt, one with a campaign sign is whacked. Could that be called a political act? 8:28 p.m. — At Hillview Manor Apartments, video games are screeching.8:41 p.m.— People causing a disturbance near Wyandotte are given a warning.11:15 p.m. — Integrity Auto on North Main Street reports criminal mischief.

Thursday, Oct. 4

1:34 a.m. — A Burger King employee reports being threatened with a gun by a drive-through motorist.6:24 a.m. — A phone charger, iPod and GPS have been stolen from a car on Chestnut Street.8:58 a.m. — Music blasts on Norway Plains Road.10:07 a.m. — Someone has gone into a Knight Street apartment and stolen a woman’s phone.10:15 a.m. — Stacey M. Burke, 32, of 96 Winter St., is charged with driving after suspension.10:25 a.m. — John Hilton, 53, of 71 Main St., East Rochester is charged with criminal threatening.10:39 a.m. — A dog yaps on McKinley Street12:34 p.m. — A 16-year-old is charged with simple assault and resisting arrest.2:05 p.m. — A no trespass order does not stop someone appearing at the Lilac Mall.3:20 p.m. — A student finds a pot pipe in her book bag which she left unattended in gym.5:49 p.m. — A 14-year-old is charged with criminal mischief.7:24 p.m. — Someone signs for meds via UPS and won’t give them up to the owner.7:29 p.m. — Men were shooting up with needles before they departed the Riviera Motel, it is reported.9:25 p.m. — A kid on a bike is stopped on Knight Street and his wallet is stolen.11:34 p.m. — The bongo drums — they’re baaack — on Sheridan Avenue. The beat cop investigates.

Friday, Oct. 5

12:02 a.m. — Three men battle — now there’s four — who slug it out on Bridge Street, one has no shirt, one has a hat, one fights in just his bare feet.1:08 a.m. — Kids hurl trash cans into Route 11.1:14 a.m. — Kathleen S. Stackpole, 41, of 17 Friendship St., is charged with criminal trespass.6:03 a.m. — Vehicle tires are slashed on Salmon Falls Road.7:16 a.m. — A civic-minded officer on his way to work reunites a loose dog with its owner on Milton Road.7:47 a.m. — A drunk man with a “jug of booze” walks into traffic near Walmart. He is released to that incongruity — “a sober party.”10:57 a.m. — A 16-year-old is charged with willful concealment at Walmart.12:12 p.m. — There’s damage in the men’s room at the Lilac Mall.1:03 p.m. — At the Pines pool, pests puff pot.1:11 p.m. — Kathleen S. Stackpole, 41, of 17 Friendship St., is charged with contempt of court.2:24 p.m. — A neighbor urinates on Periwinkle from his porch onto a neighbor’s yard, the neighbor photographs that very tinkle, for such a deed he’s taking pretty hard.3:03 p.m. — An assault is reported at a Gonic Road business.3:21 p.m. — Nita Evans, 52, of 898 Ten Rod Road, Farmington is charged with criminal mischief and reckless operation.4:04 p.m. — A 16-year-old is charged with two counts of simple assault, two counts of attempt to commit simple assault, and given involuntary emergency admission.8:40 p.m. — Scott A. Keating, 29, of 28 Kennebec Drive, Lebanon, Maine is charged with receiving stolen property and forgery.9:30 a.m. — An octet fights on Congress Street, yet no one in the vicinity sees them. 10:32 p.m. — Fireworks are being let off on South Dewberry Lane. They spark 11 calls of complaint, which is close to a record. No units are available to respond.10:52 p.m. — Someone is firing off a gun on Whitehouse Road.11:10 p.m. — There is “random loud screaming, yelling and loud music” in the Trestle Road area.