I do love this bit: 'After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.'
So, after the act a cold shower and no pillow talk.

I do love this bit: 'After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.'
So, after the act a cold shower and no pillow talk.