I've just been reading all those funny quotes everyone wrote and jeez I
I so love it. And i've found a new one here:

(Orpheus episode. Teal'c is on recovery and can't walk anymore.)

J: Still Nothing?
D: I've broadened my search...(blabla) I still have no idea what I'm looking for.
J: Maybe if you stop thinking about it it'll come to you..... take a break. Fraiser says Teal'c needs a little pep talk. I've been practising in front of a mirror for an hour.
D: Not peppy enough?
J: Not really

bftlovesRDA wrote:Another one - this one needs a THUNK picture to go with it.

After Jack has recovered from Hathor's attempt to implant Jack with a symbiote (sp?) where she gives Jack the cross-marked incision on his stomach signifying the "pouch" inside him where the symbiote will live, Sam tell him she wants to see how his midsection looks after he has been rescued from Hathor's evil plan........

Carter says: Let's just say you were wounded.
(camera shows a firm healed midsection of Jack)

I love them all. One of my favorites is from Menace (one of my favorite episodes), when he says to Daniel, "I don't like most of what you say. I have to resist the urge to shove you into a wall" or something close to that--forgive me if I'm a little off on the quote. Sure, it's sarcastic and aggressive, but that's our Jack.

CMac wrote: I love them all. One of my favorites is from Menace (one of my favorite episodes), when he says to Daniel, "I don't like most of what you say. I have to resist the urge to shove you into a wall" or something close to that--forgive me if I'm a little off on the quote. Sure, it's sarcastic and aggressive, but that's our Jack.

The episode about 1969, o'neill is being interegated, and he says he is not cPtain kirk, he is luke skywalker....and he keeps blowing the cigarette smoke back toward the interegator.....i had forgotten that scene and it is hilarious. Stargate universe was too serious, and i much missed the humor and the team of four...only star trek with kirk, mccoy and spock and crew had same awesome humor and friendship. Wish more shows like this.

Oh i like how you take the screen shot with dialogue over it!! That is great. Wish there was a book of these , with most funny quotes. Why does o'neill's cap have o.u.r. on it? And who painted that bus???!