If You're A Miami Heat Fan, Real Madrid Is The European Soccer Club For You

Perhaps you're not a huge soccer buff, but you wouldn't mind getting into the spirit of the World Cup this summer. The editors at GQ have compiled some tips on how to quickly gain an understanding and appreciation of the game. Our favorite is this handy chart to determine which European club is the best fit for you as a fan and why. As GQ puts it, "With American sports, your fan fate is preordained. You inherit a team from your dad or are born into a market where it's basically a birthright. But an American gets to choose his soccer team."