Chamois creme for the most faint of bums

For the most part, the cult of chamois creme is a boy's club. 'Tis a
pity, as the salves are designed to save the bottoms of men and women
alike. To help remedy this disparity, Mad Alchemy has concocted their La Femme Chamois Creme.
It has the same base lube and essential oils as their other creams,
but adds lavender oil and ups the concentrations of tea tree, grapefruit
and peppermint essential oils. Lavender is an age-old antiseptic and
pain-reliever, peppermint is also a pain-reliever and adds a little
cooling. Tea tree oil works the anti-viral and anti-fungal fronts to
help keep infections at bay.

The scent is a little more flowery than Mad Alchemy's
other chamois preparations with notes of citrus, but it will also work
magic for men. Both sexes can dab it, rub it, or slather it on the
sensitive skin or the chamois itself to lubricate and protect that
delicate interface with the saddle.

It's worth noting that all
three Mad Alchemy chamois cream formulations work with the same base
ingredients. As such, they share viscosity, lubricity, and are safe for
both hommes and femmes. They are all veggie-based with high-quality
ingredients.

Comment on David Flynn's review:

Best Chamois Cream Ever

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

I've tried numerous chamois creams over the past years. I even have some sponsor deals for more economical creams. I ride over 10,000 miles a year, racing nearly all disciplines on the bike. Mad Alchemy is simply superior. It has has a nice calming effect for mosquito bites and other minor skin irritations as well. Highly Recommend. My husband prefers the femme to the regular, nicer mild fragrance.

Comment on Mindy's review:

Best chamois creme on the market

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

There is no stinging on the skin and the lavender and tea tree oils keep the skin happy and healthy. The consistency is just right with no clogging of pores. Since I switched to La Femme, I haven't had a saddle sore in years.

Comment on Lexi Dowdall 's review:

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Good for Her... and Him

Familiarity: I've put it through the wringer

I first used this stuff when I ran out of my own chamois creme and had to borrow some from my wife's supply, and was very impressed. Eventually I've tracked a supply down and so this is now my number one choice - it certainly seems to work very well for 2-3 hour mountain bike rides in Californian temperatures.