Has there ever been a celebrity as perfect as Dwayne Johnson? Nay, has there ever been a human being as perfect as D.J.? This man surprised a super fan by officiating his wedding! He inspired another fan to beat cancer! And then cried when he found out! Old people love him! Small children love him!

Everyone loves Uncle Rock!

Plus, if you haven’t seen it yet, you need to watch The Rock lip sync to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off”: