Have a seat right over there jimbob. I wanna talk to you for a minute.

Are you comfortable with me being this naked?

please put your thong back on Mr. bob, im a professional. what are you doing here?

Waiting for some jailbait to show up.

well, we gotcha hook line and sinker. look at these chat log records. Here you mention to our 13 year old decoy about your fetish for anal gerbils and crossdressing. you said to the girl "i want to tickle your rectum with my oversized gerbils" what does that mean?

Have a seat right over there jimbob. I wanna talk to you for a minute.

Are you comfortable with me being this naked?

please put your thong back on Mr. bob, im a professional. what are you doing here?

Waiting for some jailbait to show up.

well, we gotcha hook line and sinker. look at these chat log records. Here you mention to our 13 year old decoy about your fetish for anal gerbils and crossdressing. you said to the girl "i want to tickle your rectum with my oversized gerbils" what does that mean?

Well, the best high I've ever had involved letting the gerbil run around in some coke, and after inserting it into my ass, it tickles the prostate causing an intense euphoria.

Have a seat right over there jimbob. I wanna talk to you for a minute.

Are you comfortable with me being this naked?

please put your thong back on Mr. bob, im a professional. what are you doing here?

Waiting for some jailbait to show up.

well, we gotcha hook line and sinker. look at these chat log records. Here you mention to our 13 year old decoy about your fetish for anal gerbils and crossdressing. you said to the girl "i want to tickle your rectum with my oversized gerbils" what does that mean?

Well, the best high I've ever had involved letting the gerbil run around in some coke, and after inserting it into my ass, it tickles the prostate causing an intense euphoria.

But you know this already.

that sounds very homo erotic. is this the type of behavior you would want YOUR daughter be exposed to? i gonna have to ask you to stop dancing on the table in your loin cloth Mr. bob, its distracting.

Have a seat right over there jimbob. I wanna talk to you for a minute.

Are you comfortable with me being this naked?

please put your thong back on Mr. bob, im a professional. what are you doing here?

Waiting for some jailbait to show up.

well, we gotcha hook line and sinker. look at these chat log records. Here you mention to our 13 year old decoy about your fetish for anal gerbils and crossdressing. you said to the girl "i want to tickle your rectum with my oversized gerbils" what does that mean?

Well, the best high I've ever had involved letting the gerbil run around in some coke, and after inserting it into my ass, it tickles the prostate causing an intense euphoria.

But you know this already.

that sounds very homo erotic. is this the type of behavior you would want YOUR daughter be exposed to? i gonna have to ask you to stop dancing on the table in your loin cloth Mr. bob, its distracting.

Just happen to be a big Manowar fan. sorry Chris.

And no, I wouldn't want my daughter doing these things, particularly because she doesn't have a prostate.

jennyb4u9 said: i don't even allow my daughter to get on the computor it's too crazy there are alot of perveerts lerking around

That's nice, but was Chris addressing you?

Mr. bob. tell us more about your fascination with loin clothes............................................and gerbils.

What else is there to say? Gerbils and I both love cheese.

It doesn't harm anyone (except maybe the gerbil, but we're not here to discuss animal cruelty, are we?)

No we're not. We're here to discuss your charges. Dateline NBC obtained THIS evidence....You are charged with two felonies. The first is using a computer to send sexually harmful material to minor over the internet.

The second is a cruelty to animals charge for your abuse of gerbils.What do you say to these charges?