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Offsetting Burning Man's eco-impact

No matter what I may have murmured since the late 90s, once again I'm definitely not going to Burning Man this year, and I don't dare predict if I'll ever go. Help to finagle some extra vacation time for me, and I'll postpone my ho-humness for a week to freak with you in the desert.

Then again, plenty of trustafarians and corporate sellouts make the annual trek, which is an uncharitable and glass-house thing to say. I guess that the climax of an even greenerBurning Man might just light up a sculpture with LED lights instead of torching a pyrotechnical effigy. If that ever happened, hopefully Burning Man wouldn't tame itself to the point of resembling the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree (doubt it, but who in 1971 would have foreseen Jerry Garcia ties?). By a stretch of the imagination, if there were ever some corporate involvement, then hopefully the world at that point would be more like a Mona Caronmural and so it wouldn't matter, because corporations would have evolved to behave like Eleanor Roosevelt rather than as run-of-the-mill psychopaths.

Here's an idea. Lots of BM people have solar panels that they only use one week of the year, for this event. How about some Nevada resident setting up a small business to run those the rest of the year? When you leave Burning Man, you drop your panel off at the truck, and get a claim ticket. They run them all year, making some cash; when you come back next year, you get your panels back for the week, plus 50% of the earnings. When you leave Burning Man, you leave your panels there again. I'd love to see someone do this!