Lady Gaga was born in New York, to Italian mafia parents. She went to a Catholic school, which explains her homosexual tendencies. At seventeen, she enrolled at a New York university, and, soon after, dropped out. She went on to write songs for The Pussycat Dolls and other pseudo-bands that wouldn't exist if it weren't for auto-tune and Fruity Loops. Last Thursday, black person noticed that she was a white girl and helped her record her debut album in an attempt to get at dat ass.

Gaga then started performing downtown, in the Lower East Side club scene with rock bands. However, owing to the great bands that come out of New York, she distanced herself from rock, and focused on pop instead.

Before even working on her musical styling, she collaborated with fellow batshit insanefashionista, Lady Starlight. The two worked on Gaga's fucked up look, and before she knew it, Gaga was invited to play Lollapalooza, proving once and for all that the current American music industry is run by complete Jew who care more about image than talent. Gaga was applauded for her over-the-top performance by nigra music critics everywhere, who, like Akon, hoped for some of dat ass.

Not content with just being the world's most up and coming attention whore, Gaga started producing her debut album The Fame with the midi-master RedOne. Gaga already had a cache of electro-glam songs inspired by David Bowie and Queen, Gaga and RedOne re-worked these pre-written songs with more of an urban style while maintaining a rock edge.

As you can see from the above image, the Haus of Gaga are just about as good as Warhol's Factory.

Lady Starlight enjoying the fruits of her labor.

She trolls vegetarians too!

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The Fame is about how anyonecanfeelfamous, Pop culture is art. It doesn’t make you cool to hate pop culture, so I embraced it and you hear it all over The Fame. But, it’s a sharable fame. I want to invite you all to the party. I want people to feel a part of this lifestyle.

My father came to see shows when I was in leather thongs and didn't understand. He couldn't look at me for a few months. But when they saw me getting better, they saw how that my ideas were getting stronger. Now my father cries.

Gaga relocated to LA in 2008, and finalized The Fame there. Gaga describes the album as "Def Leppard drums and handclaps to metal drums on urban tracks". The album was released to more praise from white-ass hungry critics. The first single from The Fame was "Just Dance" and reached #1 in seven countries. "Just Dance" was also nominated for a Grammy for Best Dance Recording, however it lost to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". It is widely believed that this is because Daft Punk is just slightly stranger than Gaga. But only slightly.

Around this time Gaga also pioneered a group of people she likes to refer to as the Haus of Gaga, which she describes as: "My own creative team, modeled on Warhol's Factory. Everyone is under 26 and we do everything together." The purpose of the Haus of Gaga is to collaborate on clothes, stage sets, lighting and sound.

Poker Face: This song is apparently about pretending her boyfriend is a woman, though, we're pretty sure she's bisexual for the same reason David Bowie was. Alternatively, Poker Face is about giving one of a group of guys head under a table and whoever shows expression has to leave the table and loses The Game. However, this is just wild speculation and was probably just a crappyUrban Dictionary rumor.

Poker Face is yet another unfunnyforced meme created by /b/tards in May 2009. Based on a song by known trap pop queen Lady Gaga, newfags think it's hilarious to use old memes, photoshop their faces off and post them, along with lyrics of the tranny's cleverly named song.

One of the hundreds of variations of the above images are spammed with the following text:

On the 29th of May, Lady Gaga's new video for the track Paparazzi was leaked on the interbutts, to the dismay of Gaga. The culprit has been identified as The Video Leaking Bug, the same one that leaked the new Kanye West video.

The video itself is an 8 minute long monstrous con-fuckery which can only really be described by making up words. Its depicts Gaga at the beginning being a whore, and most notably, not making her hipster-fag looking male whore a sammich. Said hipster-fag realizes this, and throws Gaga over the balcony, leaving her semi-naked in a pool of blood.

Cut to Gaga sitting in a wheelchair with a Jew neck brace, however still managing to be a whore as she is being carried around by male dancers. As the dancers gyrate around her, the singer strips off her black body suit and hobbles down a carpet on a pair of crutches wearing a metallic bustier and matching helmet. All the while, images of dead models flash on the screen, including one whose face is wrapped in plastic, one who appears to be hanging from a noose and another who is oozing Jew from her mouth.

In the next scene, we see her slag ass make out with the triplets from The Snakes of Eden. Then she comes out in a crazy white and blue ensemble, half-dress and half not. This is probably reminiscent of the fact that Gaga is both man and woman.

After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumors that Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be. The release of the video for the song "Poker Face" originally sparked the claims, because she looks like a fucking dude in the clip. It is also worthy to note that certain faggots seem to think that the lyrics to "Poker Face" are a sekrit message from Gaga, informing everyone that she has a penis.

Gaga recently appeared on Australian talk show Rove, where she was interviewed. Towards the conclusion of the interview, Gaga was asked the following question:

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If you were a born a man, what would your stage name be?

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—Rove McManus

The audience were expecting an answer along the lines of Prince Gaga, Mr. Gizzlega or some other faggotry. However Gaga simply responded with:

Surely, with all these vicious lies being spread about Gaga's gender, she's going to speak out about it sometime or another. SO offended, to the fact that the pussy actually made a FUCKING TWITTER ACCOUNT, to prove her existence. Srsly.

Not even 5 layers of make-up can hide the ugly that is Gaga. She tries to distract her fans with hideous checkered outfits and sparking boobage in hopes that they will continue to fap to her manly and Auto-tuned voice. Even such failed attempts to pick wedgies to distract from the bubbling purple shit on her shoulders.

Lady Gaga desperately tries to find other ways for distraction, such as dressing up like Harry Potter. To her dismay, her attempts are futile so she quickly rushed to the darkest alley in Hollywood and promptly got a nose job.

Every other word she says is from Lina. She talks about having a dark and tragic life, but she had everything she wanted in the world. She went to [the same] high school as Nicky Hilton, her parents were rich. But Lina did have a tough life, and she often talked about her tragic life,

Our buddies over at the Westboro Baptist Church have branched out their usual style of HATE FUCKING EVERYTHING to include Gaga. Released on December 28th, 2009, a faggot online magazine announced that WBC plan on picketing a show by the gay-friendly pop star.

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We will be going to her concert with placards reading 'God Hates Lady Gaga' – to inform people that they will be going to hell too if they listen to her messages.

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—Shirley Phelps-Roper

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According to the Bible homosexuality is an abomination and she has to shut her filthy mouth and stop promoting it.

Thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed...Will He reserve His anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldestJer 3:3,5

"Art" and "fashion" are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of "lady" is sound only if she tacks on "of the night," thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she'd like to pretend otherwise, there's nothing new or different about this particular hussy's pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God's standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!

Even as she gives lip-service to "liberating" her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! "For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness...While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!"2 Pet. 2:18-19''

"According to an exhausting November 26th 2010 poll of the world, people most closely associate Lady Gaga with world hunger. This confirmed the popular sentiment and the fears of the 3rd world. At the same time there was a movement afoot to get Lady Gaga officially recognized as a synonym to hunger. On the morning of January 1st 2011 the directors of Webster dictionary had an emergency meeting to share in their nerd rage at the situation. But as time progressed the directors were pressured into making Lady Gaga a synonym of hunger in the english language on January 4th 2011. This of course led to gay unity riots in San Francisco, the only area with a dissenting opinion on the matter."

"Once the hungry huddled masses in Egypt found out they were being called “Lady Gaga’s bitches” they were fucking pissed. This directly led to the riots and eventual revolution of the whole Middle East. Of course the news doesn’t want that fact to get out so they blamed it on AIDS, dictators, and the North Koreans."

Lady Gaga ceased being relevant the second she turned 25. Makes you wonder, don't it, how much of the Gaga phenom was musical talent and artistry, and how much was simple biology. cf Kate Bush, who was playing the same gig way before Tori Amos and all the rest of them. (Anyone remember Regina Spektor? Thought not.)

Play it from your car stereo and go out and randomly drive through the ghetto shooting gang affiliated niggers; dying to this music will be the worst insult one can perpetrate upon our colored friends.

dude, screw Boyle's mental issues. That woman has a fantastic voice regardless. I'm still waiting for a CD and I wouldn't hesitate to go to a concert.

And quite frankly, Lady Gaga vs Susan Boyle, totally different animals. Nobody "fell in love" with Boyle til she opened her mouth with no instrumentals to back it. Gaga is more "admired" for the whole "I produce it all, I do it all" over-the-top fashionista singer/writer. Can't compare the two...

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—miketech08, basically saying that looking like a slut is more important than talent.

Lady Gaga, I am no FAN of YOURS. Please take this CREEPY and UNSETTLING Video off of the Internet, and I will NOT get the Police On Your Case. I do not care much for the Dick-Girls. And, I do not care much for This Song.

Yeah, wow, people can be such jerks, they have the right to their own opinion but he/she is telling people to come here and diss her (and us) because apparently we are: electro "hipster faggots" and "skullfucked retards".

The funny part is they actually took the time to listen to all her songs, find videos of her, and make a wiki about how much they hate her, wow, this person needs a life

DeviantART user Miss Mosh was clocked by the Lulz-Police doing 160 in a 50 faggotry zone. On Mon Apr 27, 2009, 12:02 AM, she took some time off from being up her own arse and promoting her piece-of-shit website and posted the following blog on her deviantART page:

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BEFORE YOU COMMENT - This is NOT some beauty contest, I'm not looking for and I don't want someone telling me who is prettier or who is uglier. My point ENTIRELY, is that my style is being deliberately ripped off. READ my entry entirely before you comment.
I look like Lady Gaga? I'm so fucking tired of this.
"I know I wear a lot of latex, and have lavender hair..."
Platinum blonde hair and long blunt cut bangs was whatever. A coincidence that I wore that same hair last year, I didn't invent the look obviously, I would be a fool to ever think I made that look.
One of my first, as Lady Gaga calls it, "lavender hair" appearances was done well over a year ago.
In fact, I had a recent cover come out on Bizarre with the same purple tones in my hair. Those images in the magazine and cover were also shot over a year ago.
There have probably been people before me who have created the same platinum blonde/purple toned hair. None of which I have ever seen. None of which people who are three times older than me have ever seen.
Latex? Since when do you wear latex?
Oh right, probably since somebody told you its the new thing.
Its also probably a coincidence that a week before I left on my trip to the east coast I received a casting call for a new Lady Gaga music video, this call DID NOT come from any of my agencies.
I'm disgusted and outraged to know that my look is being blatantly ripped off by a mainstream pop "artist", and the true creator of putting it all together won't get a dime or a credit.
I would have at least a respect for her if she was a true unique artist, sadly, she couldn't even do that. She needed to take something from someone who had much less exposure than her.
You may be mainstream but you will never be an original. That, in my mind, is the most pathetic thing to be.
Don't fall for it. Support the original.
I know some of you who like my images seem to also like Lady Gaga. That's fine, but don't ever make the claim that "I look like Lady Gaga". At this point, its one of the biggest [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|disrespects]] to me.
If you disagree to my statements above, just ignore it or leave.
Oh yea. Join my site when it launches...shortly, http://www.themoshroom.com

The photos she is referring to can be viewed to your right as thumbnails. They are in the order which they appear on the blog

While her many 'fans' rushed to her aid to tell her that she was obviously being copied and was so much better looking than Gaga, people in touch with reality laughed many lulz at the absurdity of a whiny little bitch who thinks she's the next big thing. Even funnier still, all her fantards are saying that Gaga is ugly, yet she drew a similarity between them, does that mean she's ugly? The answer is pretty obvious.