Friday, December 02, 2005

Three women - one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax."

Ditto on what Kitty said. I recall that a lot and appreciate it. Thanks. Oh, and about the sauna and microchip, that really exsists. Our Pastor showed us an advertisement that he saw when he was flying internationally about how you can get your membership at a club in Europe put into your skin by microchip, and the ad showed people sitting in a sauna. We're not far off for real. Now, as far as the fax....!