Just last week we got wind of this futuristic little dress that turns transparent when its wearer is "in the mood," based on heartbeat elevation. Now, hosiery brand Ballerina is rolling out stockings that are actually infused with human pheromones, the natural chemical that gets the opposite sex going. Meaning? When you put on these fishnets, it's not just about visual appeal—the dude will get turned on by the undetectable scent as well. (The hanky-panky hosiery is "coming soon," according to the brand's website.)

Am I the only one who finds this sudden boom of sexy senses garments totally bizarre? Is there really a market for this? Is there no mystery or subtlety in love (or, ya know, whatever) anymore?