Well, I used "Griddle Alien" after all. I'm guessing hardly anyone got it, the first time
in print. I add in a few little extras like that, but I do so in hopes that there's still
plenty that everyone will enjoy.

The "gravity spatula" pulls with the smiley side and pushes with the frowny side. I hope
that was clear enough.

Alert! Sci-fi movie spoiler below!

If this has been fun, and you can spare some money, please ...

Does the finished waffle in the foreground remind anyone else of the movie "Dark City"?