I am the_conqueror_of_parodies. These are things that you may need to know about me:

- I started writing parodies on a whim in 2005, but I didn't really get the hang of it "Someone, Could You Spare A Dime?".

- I like to draw Transformers on deviantART as Tha-C. on deviantART.

- Due to reasons of "not wanting to type out my whole name as I didn't have/wasn't aware of the auto-recall feature at the time", I go by bobpiecheese in the comments.

- It's also my name on Twitter

- My name in real life is Seth (fifth person alive in the Bible), though people sometimes call me Sethery if they're friends, The Brown One or Choppy if they're family, or Jesus if they're random people who think they're clever.

- I have a huge fondness for Transformers, stand-up comedians, British comedy shows, that new My Little Pony show, mashups and action-comedy movies (Hot Fuzz and Fifth Element are teh awesomes).

- I'm 21 as of this writing.

- I'm Australian and have lived in Australia (South to be specific) all my life. This explains my spelling choices, my lack of knowledge on Thanksgiving and Wal-Mart, my odd response times due to timezone bollocks, and my bemusement when it comes to the onslaught of snow parodies in December when I'm melting my balls off. And I despise the stereotypical "G'day mate, let's throw ah few shrimp on the barbie" crap. We call them prawns!

- I am a Christian, but I'm not the "fundamentalist fuckwit" type you see in the media.

- I'm probably the only person in history to like Nickelback, Jar-Jar Binks and the Transformers movies. I'm just weird like that.

And that's all. Enjoy my silly little parodies, with all their quirks (particularly my recent habit of using the word "shite") and stuff.