I applied under the Facebook profile entitled ''Shree Raaman'' to join this shadowy organisation. Will the grand priors of the order have me?

Logged

“I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.” -Bill Watterson

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

With a mystic gesture of my left pinkie, I conjure the power of the Strolenati! Guttering torchlight reveals the maniacal gleam in my eyes as my deranged laughter echoes through the Chamber of Summoning.