The Kiss Cam -- that montage at sporting events of couples in the stands who are pressured into kissing for everyone to see -- can be divisive.

Some people think it's a harmless bit of fun, a great way to kill time during commercial breaks. Others absolutely hate being put on the spot like that.

This fella here splits the difference. He clearly has no interest in giving the rest of the crowd the smooching satisfaction they crave -- at least not with his girlfriend. He does offer up some solid PDA with his cup of beer. Those are some serious puppy-dog eyes he lovingly ogles his lager with.

His girlfriend, who takes it surprisingly well, should think about where she stands in the pecking order.