It never fails: People from the early 21st century start opening time gateways and moving to the super-cities of 23,000 A.D. And before you know it, all of those time-jumping gentrifiers have driven real estate prices through the Oort Cloud. But it's not too late to get a bargain.

We're selling Xondos, Laafts, and Full Efficiencies in Neutropolis for relatively minute quantities of helium and a few other valuable elements that are practically laying around in the 21st century. So what are you waiting for? Make your move now!