Nothing could make me watch even five minutes of Gordon Ramsay or any of the seemingly thousands of shows he hosts; the mere thought of it gives me a headache. Still, Kitchen does have a great dining guest tonight in Minnie Driver, who is so good in the NBC comedy About A Boy and should be an Emmy contender for her starring role in the Lifetime movie Return to Zero. If anything could get me to watch Kitchen, she might — but nothing can.

Speaking of good guests on not-so-good shows, Ed's Tom Cavanagh drops by as Justin's dad on the second of tonight's two Undateable episodes. You can watch him here if you like, or you can wait and watch him in CW's The Flash, one of fall's more promising offerings.

NY Med | ABC, 10 ET/PT

This real-life doctor show returns, splitting its focus between the operating rooms at a Manhattan hospital and the trauma ward at one in Newark. This is one of TV's best-produced and surely one of its best-intentioned reality shows, so let's hope those intentions haven't been derailed by its reliance on the recently chastised Dr. Mehmet Oz. If nothing else, his problems and any problems they cause for Med may help expose the risk of both chasing celebrity and chasing celebrities.