Hey, did you hear the one where Scott Brown of Massachusetts is now pretending to be from New Hampshire so he and his truck can run for the U.S. Senate? He blew it big time when he lost badly in Massachusetts back in 2012. Just ask Senator Elizabeth Warren.

Ooo! Ooo! And remember how Scott Brown was really, really proud to be from Massachusetts? Me too! Ari Melber, take it away:

Now Scott Brown is running against Senator Jeanne Shaheen, and he has fewer than eight months to overcome her double digit lead, as well as convince New Hampshire voters-- to quote former witch, Christine O'Donnell-- "I'm you."

Women, this country's fate is in our hands. We can either let the older white males decide not only our futures, but that of our daughters and grand daughters (and trust me, it won't mean they have access to education, let alone any contraceptive decisions) or we can watch America turn into a warring, hated nation of guns, fake religion, suppressed minorities, and oil pipelines, in which case the great experiment that was America will be gone in a hundred years.

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