So, if I take drugs to avoid the pains of childbirth and then, after all kids I want in my life are born, accept Jesus as my savior, I can avoid all of these pains altogether while at the same time avoiding going to hell?

I don't get it. We give patients painkiller when we carry out regular surgery, but then when it comes to childbirth you have one bunch of idiots saying the woman has to feel pain because it's the WILL OF GAWD, another saying women have to feel pain because it's natural, and yet another touting that the pain "prepares her for motherhood".

Do they really think that saying "You gonna burn in HEEEELLLL" is at all effective? Coercive fearmongering isn't going to work on us, and shouldn't work on any mature adult with any perspective on how improbable the statement they present as fact truly is.

I swear that they just speak of hellfire and brimstone for their own sadistic glee, and in some bizarre attempt to assure themselves that they have made the right choice. And that's just sad...