Potachos, anyone?

WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?: They’re nachos except made with potato chips, the perfect solution for the (likely diseased) person who has ever thought “these nachos could use more salt.”

WAIT, SERIOUSLY?: Yes.

WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONSTROSITY: Comerica Park, home of the Detroit Tigers.

HOW MANY CALORIES WE TALKIN’?: There’s no exact calorie count for the potachos sold at Comerica Park, but a similar item at Denny’s apparently accounts for 1460 total calories. I’m not even mad, I’m just impressed.

AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?: $8.50

AM I A BAD PERSON FOR WANTING TO EAT THESE?: No, but you certainly aren’t a good person either.