I get this “emergency call” from a guy who says his soap dispenser is broken. “Can you come right over?” he says. I’m thinking, What’s the rush? It’s just soap, right? But then I recognize the voice. I know this guy. The one with the broken dishwasher I fixed a while back. So I get over there, crawl under the sink, and before I know it he’s up to his old tricks, including me.