The new online series, titled “Being Biden,” premiered its first episode “Vol. 1: The Sportsman’s Ethic” on the White House website where you can see the veep handing out rolls at the Whitehall Neck Sportsman Club’s Wild Game Dinner.

Disappointedly, this is not your traditional reality TV show where only the most outrageous moments are aired — The White House can’t be that transparent. Instead, it features behind-the-scenes photos of Biden as he narrates the segment where he will assuredly use the term “malarkey” ad nauseam.

“It’s a fascinating world and I’d like to share some of my experiences with you,” Biden says during the pilot episode.

The first 3-minute segment appears to be a ploy to make the White House seem pro-Second Amendment as it showcases Biden’s relationship with hunters. Biden, the same person who has been charged with pushing Obama’s gun control measures, even touts an auction where they give out guns.

The White House can’t afford to give tours, but the sequester must not be so bad if there’s enough room in the budget for Biden to have his own reality TV show.