Ask Miss Fortune

Ask Miss Fortune

Hah! Prince Charming!? That'll be the day...but you got a sense of humor there darlin', seein' how you think you could hunt me down n' kill me if I werent a Champion. Perty thing like you? Shouldn't be gettin' yer hands dirty with things like that, besides I aint got time to bleed.

Kill you? Come on, Graves, you know Cait pays way more for live bounties! But aw, thanks. I AM perty, aren't I? *snickers*

I must apologize. I've misjudged you. Based on everything I've read in your bio, you're a cruel flirt who uses and disposes of people when finished with them. From what I've read of your column, however, you're not that person at all. You're kind, compassionate, sweet, and giving. Do you volunteer at soup kitchens as well? Do you wear nunnery robes when not wearing... er... that blouse... thing?