I’ll be straight up about this. I like bacon. I don’t eat a much of it because it’s not good for me, but I like it.

Having said that, I’m not obsessed with bacon like a lot of people in America are. You know that’s true. You can’t turn your head from that.

You probably can’t or won’t turn your head from this either. I’m talking about a bacon-wrapped pizza from Little Caesars. Click here to read all about it.

Really? A bacon-wrapped pizza? Really??? How in the hell would you even pick up a slice without getting your hands all messy with grease?

I did a Google search to see if there is a Little Caesars here in Covington, Kentucky. There is—straight up on Madison Avenue. They will have that bacon-wrapped pizza starting next week.

It’s a limited time pizza. It ends in April. I’m thinking Little Caesars knows most of their customers will be dead by that time from eating all that bacon on their pizza. It would no longer make sense to keep it on the menu.