As his fellow swingers & swappers gleefully mused over "who would be the first to get a footer of the Dr. Frank show", Frank quietly languished over his New Year's Resolution to divulge his horrible secret;

He was, in fact,A REPUBLICAN!A Republican who loathed the Mexican Folk Art movement of the 1930s, of which these partyers yacked about all the Franking Time!That, despite his eccentricities, he wasn't really an Evil Mad Scientist, just a nutty scientist with a heart of gold.And worst of all, he was starting to find these two a bit clingy!