The truth is out there, in here

Author: Alizee

The European Parliament was thrilled today as they passed legislation – known as Article 13 – that could ban memes, as it is a form of communication that they do not understand and thus fear.

European bureaucrats, whom no one elected in the first place, decided that they know best for Joe Publics internet usage, despite not being able to use the internet themselves.

Antonio Tajani, the president of the European Parliament, had his 19-year-old underpaid intern tweet out today that:

The copyright directive is a victory for all citizens. Today the European Parliament has chosen to defend European and Italian culture and creativity, putting an end to the digital wild west. pic.twitter.com/KzUpZFv9FN

After the news broke that the satanists at Silicone Valley were engaging in an Info-War against conspiracy legend Alex Jones, it has emerged right now that Google has captured Alex Jones and are holding him hostage somewhere in Google HQ, deep underwater.

Early August, InfoWars was banned from Facebook, Apple, YouTube, and Spotify in an obvious collusion as these companies are controlled by interdimensional psychic vampires and could not let the TRUTH be known. Twitter was the last company to fold, just last week deciding to ban Alex from the platform forever because he hit Jack Dorsey (Twitter CEO) with too many truthbombs at a congressional hearing. With all contact to the outside world cut off, Alex was quickly intercepted and taken by Google, who are now trying to erase any evidence of Alex’s existence by hacking into the collective human unconscious hive-mind known as Google Search and remove him from the system.

Here is the proof:

As you can see in the screenshot above, searching for InfoWars.com into the news tab elicits no articles to the main site. This is because Big Tech have already started the Great Erasure.

Many would accuse us at InfoBomb of propagating fake news, and point to the fact that Alex Jones was seen livestreaming only a few days ago. But fact it is not; if you look at the following screenshot carefully you will see that Alex is supposedly wearing a donkey mask. This, however, is actually a coded message to the public, mocking them for believing everything they see on the internet like asses. Because Alex Jones is not the one underneath the mask. It is an imposter, pumped up on steroids and Super Male Vitality to produce an almost indistinguishable character from the original.

Though the hoax has everyone fooled, we saw the truth for what it was immediately; as no human is capable of radiating as much pure masculinity as Alex Jones.

But why target Alex Jones? Is it what he knows? Is it what he is? Is it his ability to sell chocolate chicken bone broth by the thousands? Are they harnessing his raw energy to use as a Weapon of Mass Destruction to bring about World War Three and the New World Order? One thing is for sure, by the time they start the mass deletion program to wipe him from our memories, nuclear winter will be upon us, and we will never know.

America was divided when Barack Hussein Obama II became the 44th President of the United States in January 2009. Many did not believe that he was born a citizen of the United States, claiming that he was instead born in Norway, and a ‘birthing’ movement was created. A big advocate of ‘the birthers’ was none other than the current President of America Donald ‘The Donald Trump’ Trump, who demanded that Barack Obama showcase his birth certificate to prove the haters wrong. Yet Obama never did acquiesce. Because the birth certificate didn’t exist.

Because Barack Obama had never been born.

Barack Obama never existed.

For 8 years, the American people were hoodwinked into believing that a man named Barack Obama led them. For 8 years he was watched on TV by millions. But the man on the TV was not a man at all. He was CGI, or Computer Generated Imagery, this entire time.

A credible source, who must remain anonymous, told us at InfoBomb that:

“There’s a reason you don’t see Obama much these days. It cost a fortune to keep the charade up, paid for unknowingly by the American taxpayer. Think of every single photo and video there is of Obama and realize that each of those were doctored. We had thousands of employees working around the clock during Obama’s (or as we called him ‘Obama.gif’) presidency just to make sure the secret never came out.”

Our source also exclusively gave us a set of pictures to publish, showcasing the evolution of the CGI-Obama quality.

“As you can see, our best technology was rather primitive at the time, but back in 2009 the internet wasn’t really a thing so we could get away with a lot of mistakes. If you were to squint near Obama.gif you would have been able to see his quite obvious pixels. We worked around this by making sure all important meetings were held during a game of golf, as wearing sunglasses helped cover this up nicely.”

“Our technology improved massively since then, but we had one hiccup during Trump’s inauguration when the visual effects team couldn’t be bothered to put as much effort in the job anymore, as you can see in the photo below. Luckily no one noticed as no one was watching at the time.”

Now that you, the reader, are educated on the menace of CGI Deep State agents, be aware of any C.G.P’s (Computer Generated Persons) in your area. A good rule of thumb is to see if they freeze without breathing for an inordinately long time (anything longer than 15 minutes is suspicious) if you turn the WiFi off.*

*It should be noted that MP Ed Miliband is NOT a C.G.P; we have a court order that proves it.