Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...[cocks pistol]Bill: masochistic.The Bride: Bill... it's your baby...

Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly?Crew: No!Capt. Jack Aubrey: Want to call that raggedy-ass Napoleon your king?Crew: No!Capt. Jack Aubrey: You want your children to sing the "La Marseillaise?"Crew: No!

Nick Portokalos: Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become.Toula Portokalos: Nick, that's beautiful.Nick Portokalos: Yeah, that Dear Abby really knows what she's talking about.