There ain't nothing like the feeling of wearing a new pair of knickers after they've been dipped in sulphuric acid.

Be nice, or no mechanical tongue scraping for you!

"This machine is weird. It has all sorts of tubular appendages coming out of it.""Hmm, the sign says Probe-ulator 3000.""I get to go first!"

That's enough of that kind of talk. What do you think we are, freaks? Now back to our lesson. After you pour the hot ear wax into the molds you insert a stick and you have instant treats for the whole family!

"He had a strange magnetism about him, and he spoke of things beyond this world. He said he had a message that would save humanity.""Pass the salt, he needs more salt.""I wonder what he would've told us. Here ya go."

"Probe-ulator, Robin""But Batman, I don't even know... well if you say so."