Theaetetus:Theaetetus: FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'

Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?

From the Esquire article:"You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman in the movie business, right?" she says. "Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing, this thing with Esquire."Then, as if she hears herself, she looks straight at me and says: "Sounds pretty bloodless, I guess."

Yeah... "Jokingly" is not the right word.

I mean, she's certainly beautiful, but she's also a very talented actress, her roles will change, but there's no reason to believe she couldn't have a decades long career ahead of her similar to Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, or Sandra Bullock.

Scarlet honey, I know you read everything about yourself online so I hope you will see this. I wrote you a poem my darling.

I have an orange worm that lives in my ass-crack, it's about 12ft long.When I think about Scarlet Johansson in that movie she did, it uncoils and electrocutes my balls.I'm so addicted to the pleasure and pain, I think about her day and night.I hope she reads this and comes see me, naked, with tits, and the worm dies.

Killer Cars:Well, personally, I usually don't beat off to A-list celebrities. I definitely daydream and fantasize about them, but generally I keep my pants on for that. I usually save my actual masturbatory sessions for real seedy images, like, the strangely attractive tweaker girl I saw last Friday night behind a Del Taco.

"You could masturbate to famous women, or to women who lived on your street. I always thought about women on my street. HEY, THIS COULD *HAPPEN*...!!!"- George Carlin

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

Yeah I gotta agree with this. I have yet to see the galmour shot of this woman where she isn't wearing a "come here and do every terrible thing you can think of to me" look on her face. Angelina Jolie used to do the same thing, mind you she had that whole "I will murder you in your sleep for the hell of it" vibe going too.

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

I think you're right.

I'm just waiting for a fellow Farker to wade in and tell me that I'm gay. NTTAWWT.

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

There are plenty of women better looking than her who happen also happen to "ooze" as much as her. I think you are confusing "sexiest woman alive" with "sexiest woman whose name is well-known among people who know the names of famous actresses". Then yeah, I can see how she'd be deserving of that title.

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

There are plenty of women better looking than her who happen also happen to "ooze" as much as her. I think you are confusing "sexiest woman alive" with "sexiest woman whose name is well-known among people who know the names of famous actresses". Then yeah, I can see how she'd be deserving of that title.

Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?