Lets have a military coup

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LE

I am sick of this cnut broon and all his cronies. This man needs the biggest 02 thief tag in the world. After all the threads I have read leading to his incompetence..... the man should be sacked, forcefully. Lets sign the weapons out the armoury and kick his cnut in???

Whos up for it ???- I am - any takers/suggestions, what we should do to the snivelling pillock..........

By the way I need an orificer to lead (not DiffDuke as he is clearly a peenarse ) Any takers????????????

I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

LE

I am sick of this cnut broon and all his cronies. This man needs the biggest 02 thief tag in the world. After all the threads I have read leading to his incompetence..... the man should be sacked, forcefully. Lets sign the weapons out the armoury and kick his cnut in???

Whos up for it ???- I am - any takers/suggestions, what we should do to the snivelling pillock..........

By the way I need an orificer to lead (not DiffDuke as he is clearly a peenarse ) Any takers????????????

I would definitly be up for it so you can count me in, its about time someone did something to get this country back on track, in reality though I don't think it would ever happen, its not the British mentality to do such a thing, the hotheaded French / Italians maybe but not the Brits which maybe is'nt such a bad thing

Would the grammer nazi's please go **** themselves !! this is arrse ffs

"I will kill them all in a calm professional manner" Sgt Henno Garvey Red Troop

LE

I am sick of this cnut broon and all his cronies. This man needs the biggest 02 thief tag in the world. After all the threads I have read leading to his incompetence..... the man should be sacked, forcefully. Lets sign the weapons out the armoury and kick his cnut in???

Whos up for it ???- I am - any takers/suggestions, what we should do to the snivelling pillock..........

By the way I need an orificer to lead (not DiffDuke as he is clearly a peenarse ) Any takers????????????

I would definitly be up for it so you can count me in, its about time someone did something to get this country back on track, in reality though I don't think it would ever happen, its not the British mentality to do such a thing, the hotheaded French / Italians maybe but not the Brits which maybe is'nt such a bad thing

Clanker

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The aim of ARRSE (in so far that it has one) is to provide a useful, informative and amusing site for people with an interest in the British Army. Contrary to duty rumour we are not promoting the overthrow of HMG, nor do we exist to toe the party line. Users can expect to find both reasoned argument and complete ARRSE within our pages. It exists for all.

LE

The aim of ARRSE (in so far that it has one) is to provide a useful, informative and amusing site for people with an interest in the British Army. Contrary to duty rumour we are not promoting the overthrow of HMG, nor do we exist to toe the party line. Users can expect to find both reasoned argument and complete ARRSE within our pages. It exists for all.

LE

Why don't we just get involved in a petty point scoring contest over the dispatch box while totally ignoring the world outside our own cosseted and comfortable taxpayer-funded existances, that'll bring him to heel.

Oh, sorry, the Tories would get miffed that we're stealing their tactics. Useless dross, the lot of them.

Once during a fever I remembered that when a European is dying, there is usually some sort of ceremony in which he asks the pardon of others and pardons them. I have a great many enemies, and I thought, what should my answer be if some modernized persons should ask me my views on this? After considering it, I decided: Let them go on hating me. I shall not forgive a single one of them.

Old-Salt

Can I be Chacellor, I had a letter from my Bank enquiring who was Banking with whom, I think that is qualification enough. Oooh! I also like spending other peoples money on stupid, incomprihensable loony left wing things, like free beer and crisps for anyone with a red jacket or green trousers.

LE

Surely the easier option would be to have a whip around, buy our own small island then move the entire British forces, plus hangers on and interested ex forces parties over to it. That way we'd have a country that we could manage our way and would have a ready made armed force to protect it.

Then we could sit back and watch the crap hole that is the UK get invaded and trashed by the first tin pot dictatorship to turn up.

Once that invasion is complete we could invade and take it back for ourselves. That way we are not actually taking part in a coup against our own government.