What Happened in Salem: Week of April 3rd

Alternate text for this recap: “Is it August yet?”

While Abigail and Chad prepared to renew their vows, Abigail stood up to Kate for interfering in her marriage — which is basically a rite of passage for anyone who’s been married since Kate moved to Salem. Abigail played another round of “I’m sure we can be friends and it’ll be fine, right, LOL?” with both Gabi and Dario, as part of this show’s mission to bore us all into a coma before summer. Meanwhile, Gabi went on another date with Eli and managed not to be abducted this time, so it was considered a success.