Skeptical Investigation

A Beer-Serving Robot

We’re lovers. You know that. But every now and again, something comes across our desks that
just seems... suspicious. Because of the tremendous material upside to all our lives if these claims pan
out, we at times put ourselves in harm’s way toinvestigate. Albeit
skeptically.

We call it:Skeptical Investigation. (Trademark pending.)

THE CLAIMThere’s this robot. Goes by the name of Chassis. It’s made with
parts reclaimed from a vintage auto-repair lubrication station and motorcycle mufflers. More importantly, it
serves beer. And wine. And cocktails. Why, yes, it is available for parties...

THE INVESTIGATIONOur resolute agent gamely attended a soiree bartended by Chassis.
Within minutes, the candy-apple-red bot (shaped like Rosie from TheJetsons)
approached.

First, our investigator grabbed a cup from the machine’s spatula-like hands. Then, he tapped the side of
the spout (conveniently located in front) with his cup. Like magic, beer began to flow. It was a bit foamy,
but it also came from a freaking robot. Well, technically a keg inside a robot... but still.

THE VERDICTIt’s definitely a party pleaser. Our researcher did not leave thirsty.
And so, we hail our new bartender overlords. Let’s just hope this thing never becomes sentient...