When Joey Porter makes the Pro Bowl, and Joey Porter wants to go surfing in Hawai’i, dammit, Joey Porter goes surfing or people are gonna get killed. The always-reliable Mondesi’s House pulled these and other pics from a reader that saw Porter and fellow AFC linebacker-slash-former Steeler teammate James Farrior tearing up the surf off the Big Island. And I don’t know why, I know it’s just a picture, but I have a feeling that Porter’s gonna take that happy thumb of his and shove it right up my ass.