Jabba: Forget about the spice, Han. It happens._________________"How's that for a system malfunction?" -Jaina Solo
"Embrace the pain, Scarhead."-Jaina Solo

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:49 pm

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Darth SkuldrenModerator

Joined: 04 Feb 2008Posts: 6953Location: Missouri

Han: Jabba, I got your credits right here. Hey Chewie, bend over._________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:46 pm

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Jedi JoeMaster

Joined: 11 Jun 2009Posts: 1660

DS, that was disturbing...

Anyway, here's a little something I made up about Palpatine, a spoof on the Mastercard commercials:

Planet-killing space station: 10,000,000,000,000 credits

Massive Imperial fleet: 200,000,000,000,000 credits

Plastic-bound soldiers: 500,000,000,000 credits

Having your apprentice go mutiny on you after you tried to electrocute his son: Priceless_________________Darth Vegas the unwise...

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:27 am

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Darth SkuldrenModerator

Joined: 04 Feb 2008Posts: 6953Location: Missouri

Palpatine would roll over in his grave laughing, ha ha!_________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood

Jacen Solo (pre-Traitor) - But the Jedi are supposed to be keepers of the peace! We can not condone violence.......hey, is anybody listening to me? Hello? Aw, forget it, I'm gonna go kill some Vong!
Anakin Solo - Now you're talking!