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Monday, May 23, 2011

You've finally gotten the baby calmed down and ready for bed, you lay him in him crib, kiss him goodnight, quietly turn around for the door only to trip on the block that somehow snuck behind your foot which leads you to knock into the toy that proceeds to sound off with his obnoxiously loud helicopter noise. Then as you try to bend down to pick it up to shut it up, you bang your head into the dresser drawer you left open when you got the pjs out. The drawer was left open because you had to chase down the naked baby fresh out of the bath who is about to pee all over the carpet. So holding your head you feel for the doorknob, but first catch your fingers in the folding closet doors and finally freedom is seconds away. You open the door, light from the hallway floods in, the baby jerks his head up and starts to cry... again.

We've had a long night here. Pretty ready for the Daddy to come home on Thursday. I never would have survived the deployment with a baby... You mamas who do are way tough, tougher than me... And don't ever let 'em tell ya different!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Maybe just more so shopping with a toddler. Not only do I have to entertain Jack, I also have to look out for people walking down the aisle (on my "side") not paying attention. Keep Jack from grabbing anything within reach. Force cinnamon pretzels into each hand to distract Jack from the fact that he is strapped into the cart. Oh and I have to find what I need. Piece of cake...

Today we went to Lowes to find a hanging basket for the gorgeous ivy geranium I bought at the Farmer's market yesterday. While I was browsing the fruit and veggie plants, I found Thai basil! I have searched high and low in the world, ok maybe just outdoor markets and greenhouses around where we have lived, for this plant! I almost ordered seeds off the internet one year but ended up with no room for it anyway. Well when I saw it today I had to have it. Well, no we don't have a garden. Or so much as an area yet for one. Our fence isn't even up yet, so I have no clue where one would go. But I bought it anyway. And since you can't just buy one plant, I got some sweet basil, curly parsley, cilantro, 2 different tomato varieties, spaghetti squash, and a jalapeno plant. Hmm... now where to plant these babies... Well luckily, last year, a friend got us a cute galvanized bucket full of plants for our garden last year. So I filled it back up with all these plants. Ok just half, I need to go buy another bucket for the herbs. Then once the fence goes in, I plan to build a raised bed garden. So soon enough they will have a permanent home.

Ok back to why I despise shopping. When we paid for our things, we get out to the car and wouldn't you know someone has parked over the line leaving me oh 2-3 inches to get Jack into the car. Why does this always happen on the car seat side? If I wasn't such a law abiding citizen and really liked my cars paint job, I would slam open my door into the other car just to teach 'em a lesson. This always happens to me too. The other day at the gym, Jack and I both had to get into the car from the other side cause someone was that close. I'm not quite sure how she didn't take side view mirrors off getting in...

Also, it's my absolute favorite to watch people just sail the cart back in the general direction of the corrals. Eh, so what if we push it into the side and not actually the opening. As long as it's close it counts right????

Friday, May 20, 2011

Someone took my sweet little boy and replaced him with a biting, hitting, pinching, screeching, hair pulling, whining, give me more (insert snack of the minute here) now or I'll scream (again) toddler. Now who was it? Come on, I want that baby back....

Now after all this happened, in a span of 10 minutes, I did get to laugh with him at the silly squirting fish in the bathtub, name and point to all the body parts we know, pour 25 or so cups of water over the belly (which is hilarious) and snuggle up in our towel cause getting out of the bath is sooo super cold. That's my little guy...

Then I even got a few minutes of couch time snuggle while eating some blueberries and watching Diners Drive Ins and Dives. Jack is a big Guy fan. They have similar hair post bath time.

But the moral of the story here is, my little baby is getting too big. He so independent. Knows what he wants. And usually wants it right now, or 5 minutes ago. The neighborhood kids ask him to come play. He tries to call the dogs by "whistling" and clapping. He drives his powerwheel (steering doesn't count) all over the 'hood. Lounges in his chair while watching his shows, with his feet up. Eats bowls of yogurt with a spoon and doesn't make (too much of) a mess. Climbs the stairs. Feeds the cat. And who knows what will happen tomorrow. Well, nothing I tell you, I won't let him out of his room. No more growing up Jack...