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Cutidote

If the fat gives you cancer thing is pissing you off as much as it is me, try staring at my friends’ adorable babies in their first Halloween costumes as an antidote to the rage. A cutidote, if you will.

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If the fat gives you cancer thing is pissing you off as much as it is me

I initially read that as “if fat gives you cancer as much as it does me.” Don’t worry, it does!

Mean Whasian baby a) is ridonkulous and b) looks a lot like my sister at that age, which makes it a little clearer to me why everybody thinks my sister is part Asian. (Of course, part of why everybody thinks my sister is part Asian is that she told everyone in her high school that she was part Asian. Quarter Chinese, quarter Korean. But the point is that it was plausible.)

(We’re Austrian Jew and Polish Jew. Hey, genetics is important but it isn’t everything.)

The funny thing is, in certain ways we look exactly alike. Despite having completely different coloring and me being fat (and her being even skinnier right now than she probably was in whatever picture you found). And her looking Asian. (She’s also been confused for Latina and native Alaskan. But amusingly, she was told in Israel that she could never pass for a sabra.)

Oh, I would totally buy that, even only having seen a couple pics (oh, and a video, a while back) of your sister. But the pic that comes up with the first Google hit on her name actually looks a lot like the MWB all grown up.

Spins, if you want to check out some pets in costume, try here. There’s something very telling about that fact that only 1 cat appears in the 14 photos, and it looks pretty irritated. I can’t imagine any of mine standing still while being stuffed into a pumpkin costume!