Friday, December 11, 2009

I have a confession to make about President Barack Obama

He seems like a polite guy. I've read both his books. I've reviewed his speeches and voting record in detail. I'M ON HIS MAILING LIST.

Below is the most recent letter I received from President Obama.

Ken,

As we head into the final stretch(still haven't seen a real bill) on health reform, big(mean) insurance company lobbyists(how many are in your administration ?) and their partisan allies hope that their relentless attacks(war reference) and millions of dollars can intimidate us(huh?) into accepting the status quo(what?).So I have a message for them,(I'm president and you'renot) from all of us: Not this time.(look angry) We have come too far(applause). We will not turn back(finger point). We will not back down(cheer).But do not doubt(glare) -- the opponents of reform(not yet clearly defined since you came on seen) will not rest(pause and refocus). So I need you, the members of Organizing for America(fundraising election group), to fight alongside me.We must continue to build out our campaign -- to spread the facts(you mean 5 different 1500 + page bills?) on the air and on the ground(battle references test well with organizers) and to bring in more volunteers and train them to join the fight. I urgently need your help to keep Organizing for America's 50-state movement for reform(never defined) going strong. Please donate $5 or whatever you can afford(10 % + unemployment) today (website here)

Let's win this together,(win what ? your next election)

President Barack Obama (omg, omg ,omg it's him)Paid for by RE-Organizing for America, a project of the Democratic National Committee -- 430 South Capitol Street SE, Washington, D.C. 20003. This communication is not authorized by anycandidate or candidate's committee. (then who is Barack Obama ?)Contributions or gifts to the Democratic National Committee are not deductible as charitable contributions for income tax purposes.