Two items in the news yesterday about 50 Shades of BDSM:
1) Drive-in theater with multiple screens was showing SpongeBob and <50 Shades at the same time. And there are places in the drive-in where both screens are visible. Lotsa kids got a view of Bella & Edward — I mean Anastasia & Grey. WHOOPS!
2) A walk-in theater in a mall showing 50 Shades got crashed by teens after some mall rats trying to sneak in got the bounce. The rest of the mall rats formed into one big group and flying-wedged the doors to get in free. (Kind of like NYC jaywalking.) About 1/4 of them made it in.

Oh, and Megachurch Megapastor Grinning Ed Young (of Seven Day Sex Challenge and Bed-In fame) launched his latest book 50 Shades of They. I was wondering when the “Just like 50 Shades, Except CHRISTIAN(TM)!” knockoffs would begin.