I am the very model of a cartoon individualMy animation's comical, unusual, and whimsicalI'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have readFrom wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouetteThen smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquetteI can make a face all mean and really give you quite a frightThen make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are frozeThen I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their noseI am proud to be in such hierarchical progenyFrom Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneriesLike outer space and desert escapes and Himalayan eateriesFrom this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginableLike office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical,We are the very model of cartoon individuals!