everyone is just getting ready for the apocalypse. Bird flu was in the year of the bird, swine flu in the year of the pig. 2012 is the year of the ************* dragon. I think we have a bigger problem on our hands than aids...

Dragonflu, otherwise known as F0kUR-SH1T/0, is a rare, but deadly ailment that, until recentely, has only been found in certain parts of East Asia, and Mideival Castles. Symptoms of the disease include scaly skin, a rash that ranges from a deep red to a sickly green, extreme fever, hacking, roarlike cough, burning stomach and mouth lining, and sudden distractedness toward items of great value, particularly gemstones and precious metals. Other less common symptoms, usually only found in the East Asian strain, include a deficiency in hair growth that limits facial hair to thin antennae-like hair growth on the lip, and in tufts around the neck.

It is fatal, and usually ends up with you looking not so much look a dragon, more like a *********