First off, are you a guy or a girl? (Note: there are 8 possible male results, 6 possible female results, or 10 possible results if gender is ignored)
Guy
Girl
Give me a result regardless of gender

First, an easy question. On a scale of 1-5 (1 being the least), how sporty (not necesarily athletic) are you?
1
2
3
4
5

Now, what do you think about Koopas? (the little dudes with the shells that you can jump on)
They're nasty little brutes!
Bah, pathetic little minions.
Waha, they are no a-match for me!
Yum! *slurp*
You can jump on them and then throw their shells at other enemies!
Grunt, grunt, *smash*, grunt.
Yes, yes, if we trap the energy of the shell inside our machine...

There's a damsel locked in a tower. What's your role?
I'm the damsel. Save me!
Nyahaha, we just wait for Mario to come, then pounce!
I'm a-coming, fair damsel! Waha!
Gee, I hope I remembered to locked her in there.
Maybe Bowser hid the key somewhere!
Grunt. *grab* Grunt.
I'll wait out here.

There's a barrel in front of you. Thoughts?
Let's bust it and see what's-a inside!
Let's smash it to bits and steal what's inside, then leave a trap for Mario!
Eek, that's far too heavy for me.
Whee! *jump*
You might be able to find an item inside!
Psh, pathetic barrel. My gaze alone could destroy you!
Grunt, grunt, weapon!

Here, have a mushroom. Now, tell me how you feel.
I'm strong to-a the finish when I eat my... mushroom?
Hey, put me down!
Ooh, that'd be quite good in a lovely stew.
Yum! *chomp*
Yar, that will make a splendid servant.
Grunt, grunt. *chomp*
What is the secret of this... mushroom?

Now take a flower. Now how do you feel?
How pretty!
Fire!
How do we harness the power of this... flower?
If you eat a fire flower, you can throw fireballs!
Arr, I don't need those to throw fire!
Grunt, grunt. *chomp*
Waka! *chomp*

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