The Art of Communications

The President’s Guide to Being a Man

If you’re paying attention, the President is providing an object lesson in how to be a fine, upstanding, honorable man. Just watch what he does, and do the exact opposite. Call them Trump Tips for Men:

Stay informed and be hungry for knowledge.

Work hard.

Think before you speak. Maybe don’t speak at all.

Let your reputation take care of itself.

Remember, you get what you give. Bullying and force will come back to bite you.

Be mindful about your diet and get regular exercise.

Watch very little TV. Never watch Fox News.

Value women for more than their ladyparts.

Pay your vendors in full, and on time.

Make sure people can rely on your word.

Cosmetics make you look like a fool.

Airing your grievances makes you sound like a fool.

Keep business and family separate.

If you plan on being successful, learn the difference between a reporter and a PR person.

Minimize your time on social media.

Never take on any role (father, boss, partner) unless you intend to totally fulfill its obligations.

The more bling, the less class.

Neither your adoring crowds nor your dick are as big as you wish they were. Deal with it.