The quintessence of shallowness bred with the epitome of ignorance.
A pure polish girl who exists only to flaw the Universe.
The thing without which the world would be better off.
It lives in The Shouse, owns The Shog, and was conceieved by The Shother and an unknown Polish man of pure blood. Her stepfather is known only as Pepe and he has only one child with The Shother; he and his child are the only beings of intelligence in The Shamily.

Fucking The Shame looked at me, played with her calculator, and touched her facial shame today.

The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.

Dude...Fucking The Shame just used its calculator to figure out 10+2...Fucking The Shame

(Proper Noun)
An unimaginable terrifying creature that conceived itself many years ago. Its story is both shocking and paradoxical.
As a crackwhore with nine children, a twenty-nine-year-old The Shame stumbled upon a new Pentagon project--how it got in is a story of its own. The 'project' was an experimental time machine, created using the theory of relativity's laws. Chanting,in its 'Cartman'/ghetto/high-pitched The-Shame voice, "HAY WORK WORK WORK", The Shame got into the machine and pressed random buttons. It was instantly transfered to 1989, where, to make a long story short, it married a Mexican man (Pepe) and had two children during an affair with a Polish man. Thus, The Shame BECAME The Shother and conceived itself!
The shame is also responsible for many other things, such as flawing the Matrix, destroying shuttle Discovery, and making hobbits so small.

Some random person: Dude, god damnit, The Shame is trying to do math again. Fucking The Shame...
The Shame: "hahahah WORK WORK WORK!! Eyem SEW CULE!! ahhaha"
*presses its calculator with its face*
Some other random person: ...Fucking The Shame..