Tuesday, 3 August 2010

What to wear on a Blog Meet

We had arranged to meet by the third haystack on the right in a field just off the A30 at five minutes past midnight. What could be simpler? So that we would recognise each other Dave was to wear his purple smoking jacket, a pink carnation and his dog collar [I like a man in a uniform]. I suggested that he also wore trousers or shorts. I was to be attired in a suitable outfit - my favourite ditsy print red rubber play suit teamed with Bordello red patent stilettos and black stockings. You could say that I was fully girded for his much lauded sermon on the mount. We had both been looking forward to our blog meet for weeks; intense comment flirtation within our boxes had heightened and aroused our expectations - we were like two lively Labradors ready to be unleashed - both fevered with excitement at the prospect of our imminent union. But the best laid plans often go awry; how was I to know that on the same night that Dave and I had arranged to meet that a vicars and tarts party would be in full swing by the third haystack on the right in a field just off the A30....I wonder if Dave has any pictures?

Dave would seem to be a blogaholic.What an exciting meet - so very different to my own although they - so far - have been exceedingly pleasureable.You obviously threw caution to the winds. After midnight indeed! And red rubber in this humidity. What were you thinking of?

Oh, so that's what was going on. Broom stalled on the way over and we nearly landed on a rather large but sparsely dressed chaplain. It was only because we got caught in the knicker elastic of some tart that we managed to twang back up into the night sky!

I have the photos of your torrid and sultry encounter. I will release them unless you pay me a large sum of money. Meet me outside the Dog and Duck, Exeter High Street, at noon tomorrow. And don't try any funny business.

Apologies for not replying individually, I am almost completely recovered. It may have been hay-fever; the farmers are harvesting their crops so this might have caused my snivels.Anyhow, I will send Dave along to the Retrospace blog - thankyou, Kev for the link - MJ may also find this link useful.Mr Mags - what a disgraceful comment!! Go and wash your typing fingers immediately. I believe you have been conferring with Nick who is still languishing in the Duck and Duck.Wendy raises an interesting question: did I or did I not meet Dave. This is to remain a mystery that will go down in the annals of blogging mythology... it may also become the eighth wonder of the world.