Loyal Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all ofhis money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there inblack, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word.

I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Send this to a clever female you know , or a man with a sense of
humour...I just did

"I Have Made Candles Of Dead Men's Fat"
"The Sextons Have Been My Slaves"
"I Have Bottled Babes Unborn And Dried"
"Hearts And Livers From Rifled Graves"
"And My Prentices Now Will Surely Come"
"And Carve Me Bone From Bone"
"And I Who Have Rifled The Dead Man's Grave"
"Shall Never Have Rest In My Own."

"I Have Made Candles Of Dead Men's Fat"
"The Sextons Have Been My Slaves"
"I Have Bottled Babes Unborn And Dried"
"Hearts And Livers From Rifled Graves"
"And My Prentices Now Will Surely Come"
"And Carve Me Bone From Bone"
"And I Who Have Rifled The Dead Man's Grave"
"Shall Never Have Rest In My Own."