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HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! Keep it coming Scott. Now do one of KAKA tell shitty to f’ off.

Love how the fat twat’s pupils are totally bonkers. HAR HAR HAR HAR…… Another draw for the dippers, and another 89th minute winning goal from us, than I think that comic might actually become reality….

All four were absent for Wednesday night’s Carling Cup semi-final against Burnley, which the Premier League side narrowly won 6-4 on aggregate after extra time.

Striker Roman Pavlyuchenko played, but is still not 100 per cent after recovering from his ankle injury.

Ledley King was another who failed to play at Turf Moor, the 28-year-old sidelined with a hamstring strain.

Now Redknapp’s problems have got a whole lot worse after three important players – Jonathan Woodgate, Jamie O’Hara and Michael Dawson – picked up knocks against Burnley, ruling them out for the United clash.”

Of course, the “fact” that UTD’s squad will be just about as thread-bare isn’t a “fact” but merely some sort of cover-up that the press have been forced to agree with.