_________________These shitbirds should pay for their own elections if they aren't going to be obligated by any democratic pretense. - MumblesDon't you know that vegan meat is the gateway drug to chicken addiction? Because GMO and trans-fats. - kaerlighed

Though I'm really curious how it came up that he was the couch-for-burrito-guy. Is that his pick-up line? "You may have heard of me. I'm internet famous, for my witty Craigslist ad about burritos and couches." Or was he just wearing a shirt? "Lost a couch, gained a burrito."

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Though I'm really curious how it came up that he was the couch-for-burrito-guy. Is that his pick-up line? "You may have heard of me. I'm internet famous, for my witty Craigslist ad about burritos and couches." Or was he just wearing a shirt? "Lost a couch, gained a burrito."

Hahaha none of that, it turned out that one of my friends is friends with him, and he was like "that dude over there is couch burrito guy".

_________________[...]then i pooped pink sparkles out of sheer hatred. -allularpunk