Chapter 3Ooh! Film noir, cool, he can write his own screenplay.Blah, blah nuclear science something whatever“swindling sperm gun”Blue suede suit? Are you sure?Corporations are bad, sure, that’s true.Oops! Boys try to kill clever girl reporter. Big shock.Is there a bridge in the first two chapters? Is that a thread I should be looking for?I’m still in, but we better go somewhere soon. Next!

Chapter 4Cavendish. Nice name. Do you publish books AND make pies?How come you can say “shat” but not “c***” or “F*****g?Throw a guy off a building, sure, that happens.Blah, blah Financial failure, family failure, (soon enough bladder failure)Drugs-oh, yeah I thought there was a reason we were reading this. “…and a memory from a university Halloween Ball cracked on the hard rim of my heart and the yolk dribbled out-“Yes, we ALL want to be Gabriel Garcia Marquez.Blah, blah more incarceration/conspiracy Wait? Was there a bridge?Next!

Chapter 5Oh, you better be fucking kidding me with this?!Future bizarro corporation worldBlah, blah who talks like this IN AN INTERVIEW?“Humor is the ovum of dissent,…”Blah blah Brave New World, 1984, Aeon Flux (animation, not film), The Island, Equilibrium

Chapter 6Okay, now you’re just being a dick (with this dialect crap)Blah blah Post apocalypse, everyone is smelly, goatsSame island from chapter 1 and Sonmi, from chapter 5, is their god. Okay, sure“the Ship-woman she’d got that vin’gary stink o’ Smart…”Blah blah Noble Savage, Hero’s Journey“…see you’ll b’lief in a mil’yun diff’rent b’liefin’s if you reck’n jus’ one of ‘em may aid you.”Faith again. “Old Georgie” has me stumped- WTF is up with that?Conspiracy/Incarceration againI can do without child rape, if it’s all the same to you, jackass!Meronym turns baadasss. Bridge again.

Chapter 7FINALLY, we’re getting somewhereSonmi from Chapter 5 goes down the rabbit hole to Blade RunnervilleGets a face change a la Alien From L.A. (What? What? Where my peeps at?)Hae-Joo gets better (hotter) by the page, “These are the tears of things.”Sonmi gets wiser by the page- similacrumSoilent Green is made of people! It’s people!OF COURSE Big brother is killing you and feeding you to yourselvesTHAT’S WHAT HE DOES!But OH, SNAP!!!!Sonmi= Jesus ?!? “but if you knew about this…conspiracy, why did you cooperate with it? Why did you allow Hae-Joo Im to get so close to you?” “Why does any martyr cooperate with his judases?”HA! Good one! Circle of life, bitches! Bridges and waterWhew! Now that I think the author has some point, I can finish this Godforsaken book.