The evasive mastermind behind the finance-culture thorn Twitter @GSElevator was revealed today to be neither former or current employee of Goldman Sachs. The account, which has over 600,000 followers and a six-figure book deal, is maintained by a bond executive in Texas. Twist.

A Goldman spokesman, after being told that @GSElevator had been
unmasked, said in a statement, "We are pleased to report that the
official ban on talking in elevators will be lifted effective
immediately."