The Ultimate Extreme Harem Pant

It was actually Officer Gonda Leona, from Holland, who awarded these pants the title of "Ultimate Extreme Harem", but we can't really disagree with her on that: especially given that we've been doubled up with laughter ever since we opened her report.

As we're sure our readers and fellow officers know, however, harem pants are no laughing matter: these are dangerous criminals, and we're sure you'll all be relieved to know that we've now got these ones safely behind bars, where… oh, it's no use: we're laughing too hard to type. Buy them here.