Friday, November 10, 2006

Me tin-foil hat is in me lorry, guv'nah!

So, you see, the alien menace is much more immediate and urgent than previously imagined.

The former head of the UK's Ministry of Defence (my favourite ministry which uses the British English spelling of "defense") has articulated that not only is there life outside of Earth, and not only will they come to visit Earth, and not only will they make their way to Great Britain, but they might also be hostile.

The truth is out there. If by "out there" you mean "not actually anywhere remotely near this article."