Sunday, October 29, 2006

Michael Oliver is the first washed up celebrity I will review. You may remember Oliver as the child actor who played "Junior" in the early 90s movies "Problem Child" and "Problem Child 2." This is a picture of Oliver from his Problem Child days:

I would have thought that Oliver would have parlayed his early starring roles into other movie roles or perhaps even a recurring role on a sitcom. However, Oliver has not had any decent roles since his Problem Child days. He is currently a roadie for the band, The Samples, and apparently spends a good portion of his time posting on the Internet Movie Database message boards under the login "Roadiepc." He has also grown his hair long and occasionally sports a long mullet as shown in his pictures below (in case you are wondering, he verified that these are pictures of him in his message board postings). All of this makes him one washed-up celebrity!

***Update - May 28, 2007 ***
I just discovered some information that might explain why Michael Oliver is so incredibly washed up. Apparently he had a contractual obligation with Universal Pictures to act in Problem Child 2 for $80,000 back in 1991. However, a mere few days before filming was to begin Michael's mother demanded $500,000 for his role in the movie or he would walk away. Universal Pictures had already spent a lot of money on pre-production and felt obligated to do whatever was necessary to keep Michael in the movie or it would lose around $4,000,000 on outlays that had already been made.

In 1993 Universal sued Michael for $190,000 for basically extorting the money from Universal, which had agreed to pay the money to Michael under duress. Universal Pictures won its court case after a trial and Michael had to return the extorted money!

***Update - January 1, 2008 ***
Michael Oliver used to have a bio listed on the website for The Samples that mentioned that he is a "Highly evolved old soul with a love of his lady and a passion for swords." Here is a picture of Oliver that was linked in the comments to this post. I guess that Oliver must enjoy swordfights!

"Someone told me that they were at a Samples show and Micheal walked by him and he stunk of B.O. Does he have problems or is that just part of touring on the road with a band? He said he could smell his balls and ass from where he was standing."

*** Update - July 1, 2008 ***

A link to this recent picture of Michael Oliver was posted as a comment below. As one can see, Oliver appears to have cut his hair short at least on the sides. It appears as though he may have also kept the hair on top of his head long and pulled it back. Finally, he's either sitting in front of a tree or his red mullet is flaring out at the sides by his neck!

*** Update - December 27, 2009 ***

Links to the following pictures of Michael Oliver were posted in comments below. An anonymous commenter claims that the girl in these photos is Michael Oliver's girlfriend. The woman in the photos below is definitely attractive, so it is perplexing that she is standing next to Oliver. I have to assume that the reason why she is in these photos with Oliver is one of the following: (a) she has a freaky ginger mullet fetish; (b) he paid her to be in the photos with him; (c) he photoshopped her into a photo where he was standing by himself; (d) that truly is his girlfriend. We may never know her true motivation for being photographed with Oliver.

*** Update - April 10, 2011 ***

I recently discovered this video clip of Michael Oliver rambling on and on about religion as he explains why he is a Buddhist. He shows off his massive forehead and ginger mullet (or possibly long hair in a ponytail) in this clip:

*** Update - November 14, 2012 ***

I recently discovered a video clip of a recent interview that Michael Oliver gave where he discussed his experiences as a child star on the movie set. Several of his former co-stars are also interviewed in this clip. Michael has apparently chopped off his long mullet as shown in the interview.

*** Unfortunately, the video was deleted from YouTube, so I had to remove the corresponding link here. ***

Michael Oliverius is one of the biggest losers this planet has seen. He is deperate for attention, and visits the imdb message boards daily reporting posts he deems offensive. It's obvious that this guy can't take a joke, but he sure can take a cock. I hope he overdoses on heroin real soon.

This guy sucks my balls. He moderates the whole internet to make sure nobody writes bad things about him. Fuck him in his gay ass. Also watch out, he may try to moderate this blog. Lord of the Anal Rings looking mother fucker.

I want to put my sweaty smelly nutsack on his eye sockets to give him the Arabian goggles of a lifetime! I'd be sure to drag my nuts in dog shit before dropping them on his eyes. I'd also make sure I took a shit on his face. It would be a definite improvement. I wouldn't even urinate on this fucker if he was on fire! I bet him and the other roadie crew take turns fist fucking each other in the ass while the bands out gang banging Micheal's girlfriend in a huge spitroasting session which sometimes includes scat.

I have been locked inside of my bathroom, masturbating to your pictures for 3 days now. I have only left the bathroom twice; once to get my mail, and the other when it sounded like my cat was getting into a fight with another cat. The low-resolution printout photo of you sends me into a realm of hopeless despair. I scream your name and imagine you backhammering me while I spurt out my sour man-gravy. Let's make plans, Mikey.

He goes on the IMDB every single day. He himself even mentioned one of his posts he was going to stay quiet, but he'd be around. So, he just has been lurking around lately. He's there, people. He's there.

Please don't spam this comments section with repetitive comments. I deleted the comment directly above by "Michael Oliver Is Gay" because a single paragraph was repeated about 50 times in a single comment.

This guy sucks my balls. He moderates the whole internet to make sure nobody writes bad things about him. Fuck him in his gay ass. Also watch out, he may try to moderate this blog. Lord of the Anal Rings looking mother fucker.

Hey imposter, use your own name and your own posts. Or should I say hughesman or Michael Oliver, since I suspect you're one of the other. I want to meet up for gay sex with you sometime. I will shove my hard HIV+ infested cock in your tight little ass while you jack off cum onto your stomach.

BOOOOOOOOOO Michael you little ginger haired homo, we are coming for you. There is a special place waiting for you in hell. Jack and I both decided to get the PC gang together. I hope you are still into popping pills, snorting coke and taking a rod up the shit pipe, because that's whats awaiting you you silly red headed faggot.

^^^ to the person above me, yes, the little ginger haired homo has been on the IMDB, but he has been pretty quiet. He lurks around, reporting messages he deems "offensive". just check his profile, he logs in every day, but he hasn't posted on the boards in a couple of months.

------it's pretty pathetic you people are going after someone who hasn't been in the spotlight for years and years.------

Actually he is fair game. If he wasn't on the IMDB and Wikipedia trying to stifle homosexual free speech, which we have had to fight for, then he would have remained "out of the spotlight".

In short, I will donkey punch you in the face then force your to suckle my large erect penis while you cry for you mom and then I will blow my diseased load in your eye until you go blind then I will lock you in my basement and use you as a sex toy.

Michael Oliver heavily edits his own Wikipedia page. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:RoadiePC

He deleted statements from his wikipedia bio that he is living in Johnson City, TN. He also deleted this: "he dropped out from public view, but attended Burbank High School in Burbank, California under a different name. He is the half-brother of actor Danny Ponce, who starred in the 1980s sitcom The Hogan Family."

It appears as though Michael Oliver made these edits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/24.158.138.239

about 1% of the time i find myself gazing longingly into those big fucking hazel metallica-wannabe ginger eyes and i stroke myself until i make an awful sticky mess in my santa clause boxers. the other 99% of the time i remind myself that problem child was a fucking nigger that i wanted to strangle and, in the midst of my rage, i go as limp as wet spaghetti... having lost the essence of manhood that is "the erection" is some forbidden power that michael will always exude over me. he taunts me - with his rugged exterior, uber nerd-moderating forum presence, and greasy biker hair that glistens in the sun. until i find him and shoot a hot load into his ass, his influence on my life will be unbearable.

Michael Oliver Ponce sucks donkey balls and deletes every IMDB thread that makes him look bad. The only reason people post on his IMDB board is because people know that he reads the messages posted over there. That little bastard is a real punk.

Here's are some things he deleted from Wikipedia but cannot deleted from this website:

"[Michael Oliver] attended Burbank High School in Burbank, California under a different name. He is the half-brother of actor Danny Ponce, who starred in the 1980s sitcom 'The Hogan Family.' "

"Seen spending time in Johnson City, Tennessee, where he presumably now resides."

"As one blogger put it...'Never before in the history of underage thespianism has one kid crammed so much staggering badness into a single perplexing performance. From his razor wire voice that’s a combination of ventriloquist dummy and flu-ravaged coloratura, to his cardboard as character trait stiffness, and you’ve got the perfect remedy for the precocious, stage mothered bratling that’s typically featured in such hackneyed family fare. It’s all Oliver, his penguin in a pottiness shining above and beyond all the other rancid elements in this hair brained humoresque.'"

See http://www.popmatters.com/pm/blogs/shortends_post/4521/short-cuts-guilty-pleasures-problem-child-1990

I want to light his pubes on fire and put them out with my urine. Did I mention that I would eat asparagus before hand so it'll smell really bad. I'd also have my lover and I try to get both our cocks in your tight little ass - AT THE SAME TIME! It would be hot. I bet you could take 3 cocks in the ass at the same time if the guys could position themselves right.

SHELBS 25..... If you've ever read this idiot's posts on IMDB, he has nothing better to do but talk shit to Mr. Oliver. Shelbs 25 thinks he or she is tough when in front of a computer, but if shelbs 25 was standing in front of the people he talks shit to, he'd get his face stomped. Shelbs 25 likes to come on here posting comments using anonymous because he's just a loud mouth coward who can't accept and move on with the fact that he made himself look like a F@#%ing jackass on IMDB.Frankly, Shelbs 25 is a an immature little child with a little weiner. There you go Shelbs 25, we all know you'll start talking shit about me and post how I'm gay now for saying anything. You know you can't resist,(little bitches can't you know).

Josh take your lovers tiff with shelbs 25 somewhere else. This comments page is for homosexuals to discuss their love and admiration for Michael Oliverus Ponce and what sexual position/act they would to do with/to him. Personally I would love to ninja star him which is the act of placing your large circumcised member in your lover's asshole and spin their little twink body around like a ninja star flying through the air!!!

JewveBeenFramed, this is not a homosexual forum. This is a free-speech forum and I have been allowing non-spam posts. There are some gay celebrity forums (e.g., www.dustindiamondlove.com), but people from all walks of life and personal preferences are free to post here.

I suspect that so many comments have been posted about Michael Oliver because Oliver is a jerk in real life.

Wow.. its so sad how himand the homealone kidand the matilda kid and all of themgrow up to be loners.they were SO CUTE when they were younger he was such a little cutie then he let himself go same with cullie mkulkin

Uiversal sued Oliver for $190,000 in 1993 because he had renegeed on a promise to act in Problem Child 2 for $80,000. Apparently Oliver's mother waited until days before filming began and demanded $500,000 for Oliver's acting. What a little bastard!

I think you people are sick, you are the ones who need all these nasty balls up your ass or on your face. If you have time to create this nasty blog and talk bad about Michael then you need to be checked out, WOW! You really have time to talk nasty. Look at your lives and you'll notice what a bunch of losers you'll are. :)

Michael Oliver sure is rude to his fans. I saw this over at IMDB:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0646943/board/nest/67558807

"I ran into this guy a few weeks ago........... by JerryFalwellsBurningSoul (Thu Feb 22 2007 14:57:17)

-----------------------------------He was shopping at a Ralph's in Burbank with some lady. Anyway, I saw him near the alcohol section and he was looking at wine in a box. I went up to him and asked if he was the guy from problem child. He said yeah, and then went back to looking at the wine in a box. I asked him what his real name was and he replied, " Roadie Pc" and laughed( I was confused about this until I went to these boards) I then said my goodbyes and attempted to shake his hand and he refused and said, " I only shake hands of people I know" I left amazed that this guy was such a prick. Anyway that was my run in with the Problem Child. "

I don't know why everybody is hatin' so much... I grew up with problem child... I don't even care that he doesn't act anymore... he was great when I was a child... and forever great in my memories!!! give him a little credit.. and honestly, from reading all the other comments, apprently it's not really his fault he never made it into stardom... rock on michael:)

WTF is with u fucking retarded people? So what, the guy hasn't been in the spotlight for years, maybe he's had some problems or chooses not to be in it. I admit I never kept up on him but did like both problem child movies..however those of you who have nothing better to do than talk shit about the guy and gay bashing need to take a loooong look in the mirror..99 percent of those who gay bash ARE GAY so shut your traps! Yeah Im gay so what, don't bother wasting time calling me names, cause I won't be on this site to respond back to your PATHETIC cock sucking denial "I'm a little bitch" comments that you want to write. M.O..do whatever u do best..if u ever decide to go back into acting, I wish ya luck. And to all you little dicks, go fuck yourself and have a nice day!

seriously, leave the guy alone. even robert deniro's character in cape fear seemed to enjoy problem child, so just shut it. really, is it too much that he's not whoring himself out in the spotlight like thousands of other less talented "celebrities" or catering to all the whorish whims on this comment board. though some of the comments here are slightly amusing, i'll admit, i don't understand why all the personal malice is being directed against someone obviously not demanding the attention.

Michael didn't reply to my requests for gay sex on IMDB and infact had my account and all most posts deleted because he is a hardcore homophobe. I would still love to hook up with him and take a meaty shit in his face. I know he reads this blog and it is probably him or one of his many muscle bound garbage men replying here, so get back to me with a time and place and we can GET THIS DONE!

i don't give a fuck what they say he was the funniest kid of our generation, he called gilbert godfrey a stupid dick!! i am watching problem child right now my god it's still so funny after all these years. he is fortinate to have worked with john ridder while he was still here.

Seriously, I am only here because I just finished watching Problem Child on cable a few min. ago. What I want to know is why are all you people so mad at Oliver, seriously what did he do to any of you, he was a child actor. There is nothing wrong with the guy, in my opinion who ever just keeps posting bad comments over and over need to see a shrink very soon, just because of the obssesion with a former child star. Mike you were funny in PC. These people are just jealous. Notice they dont show pictures of themselves for everyone to ridicule, and no one cares about them, so no one would comment anyways.

Don't you fuck with Jr. motherfuckers, 'cause he is a member of the Manson Family and will crush your stupid brains down in the floor and give it to the dogs. C'mon motherfuckers, don't mess with my brother putos.

Its funny that everyone tries to take a shit on the guy when everyone watched those movies. I mean, John Ritter was washed up his whole life and no one bitches about him. I guess everyone's gonna bitch about Corey Haim being washed up and say they didn't love the Lost Boys. I'm not an actor and drugs fucked me too!!! Besides, it was his mom that tried to get the money. Also, every man smells like ass a least once in their life. Their a pussy if they don't. Oliver fucking rules!!!

Michael Oliver was not cute as far as kids go, but I think he grew up to be hella good looking. Love red-heads! He was a good actor, and his mom did him wrong when she tried to screw over the studio. The girl in the pics looks kind of like Clare Danes, and I hope that she is his girlfriend because after as much crap as he has gotten, he deserves something good.

LOL!!I lived in Burbank and saw him regularly at the Daily Grind on San Fernando blvd- "the grind" -from 2001-2004(I moved). He rode a bike and always looked dirty- long red hair, army green camo jacket- and black boots. My little sister was friends with his little brother and she told me that he would play with swords with other geeky friends in his back yard. Also, his mother-supposedly- is obese and is confined to her bed- actually, a bed in the livingroom. Again, its been some time, but it doesn't seem like much has changed. His mother really fucked up his career- then blew what little earnings he had on herself... poor guy.

Well four years have passed since the last comment but i just thought you should know me and Mike skeet on dragons together while were snorting heroin and shooting rock.A lovely gentleman and his wife like the double poke anal mouth vage and nostrils nothing is sacred in the land of milk and honey.

I think think he looks very much the same except for the hair. Btw, I have never seen someone reveal their IMDB before. It was long ago that supposedly he was on IMDB, but I think he was within reason to report things that offended him--I mean, why do people care so much about his career and making fun of him for it? Who else will defend him besides people who don't know him either? Well, I don't know him personally but Problem Child used to crack me up so much, funny kid. Anyway, I really hope the best. You negative commentors may be associated with truly worse off people in real life than you realize.

Such a wasted talent, his mom ruined his career. I can't believe how her greed and stupidity took away from the set one of the best child actor together with Macaulay Chulkin.I always feel sad when actors I like so much end their career abruptly. So, thanks Michael Oliver for all the laughs your character made me do when I was younger and still makes now.

Im not going to lie, I did want to whoop junior`s butt for all the things he did but, it was a comedy and it still makes me laugh after all these years. John Ritter was very funny on Threes Company and the two of them made a good team. SO PLEASE KEEP ALL OF YOUR NEGATIVE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF! He`s a person and no one can truly judge anybody. No one deserves to be ridiculed with all those nasty comments. JUST LOVE YOURSELF MORE SO YOU DONT HAVE TO HATE SOMEONE ELSE SOOOOO BADLY! FATHER HELP US ALL!

Junior(Michael Oliver)was the biggest American Bad Ass in 1990!The plot of the movie was an all out great thrill ride.People change in life and I guess that's what really sucks in life.We see these kids growing up on TV & in Movies, but 20 years later, your like "holy sh*t".Problem Child was and still is an instant classic such as the Sequal.John Ritter AKA Mr. Ben Healy Jr. is STILL the man and Amy Yasbeck AKA Mrs. Flo Healy is still a wonderful & gorgeous woman.Also R.I.P. to Jack Warden Big Ben Healy.With an ALLSTAR cast, PROBLEM CHILD will FOREVER be in my heart and memories for the rest of my life.Sincerely,Steve E.P. 28'

He's not a roadie anymore. Nobody in the music industry wants an insulin dependent diabetic on crew who refuses to manage his blood sugar. He's box office poison and road-crew poison without zero viable crew skills. Must have been nice to have been the little mascot for The Samples. He's also unprofessional, unreliable, and a compulsive liar.

This is really sad. He is just another person and it is rude, insensitive, mean, arrogant, and illiterate to talk this way about someone. He made two movies years ago which still make people laugh, and now he has a different life, one that he probably does not want exposed this way. Should you not respect that? I wish him love and happiness where he is, and i wish you guys would stop this meanness.

People are horrible!!!! The problem child movies were hilarious..... and michael oliver was a child give him a break he's just living his life and u fuck faces have to fuck with him all I can say is u fucking losers need to get a life.....

Seriously? You people must be very miserable and bored. Bad combination. This guy played one of the best kid characters ever, and has grown into a pretty hot guy. Some of his most attractive aspects are his long hair and the fact that he likes weapons, which also makes it likley that he doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of him, and that if he did he'd probably kick your ass. Lmao Find something better to do haters...

I would quite easily take down Michael Ponce. I would take him down with my rock hard perfectly sculpted buttocks and then force him to kiss my hand and tell me he is my little bitch. I'd then force him into the oroboros position for my own pleasure. Beating a snivelling little turd like Oliver up would be no obsticle to a quadriplegic let alone a GAY adnois such as myself. Do you find Freddy Kruger attractive? Because Ponce is his double, in fact, I heard that he was his stunt double in the recent remake, without make-up might I add. How can anyone take you seriously when you think that a turd like Michael "FIVEHEAD" Oliverius is attractive. Get real, bitch.

omg...leave him the fuck alone. what has he done to you people. listen...hes prob done more with his life then all you haters. Dont people understand that what you say can really affect people the wrong way. he doesnt deserve to be belittled...he was a great child hood actor.So Michael if your reading this...dont let these stupid mother fuckers get you done. they are so bored with themselves that they have to pick on other people.I loved your movies growing up and you should think about getting back into acting.

Fuckin haters man! all you cock suckin sons a bitches can go to hell. lazy ass pieces of shit that have nothing better to do then sit on there fat asses and type some degrading shit like is on this page. I will find you and beat the living shit out of you and whatever gay posse you have. Come get some bitch.

Haha, i like these posts from years ago bout this Rocky Dennis (Mask) lookin scumbag fuck goin on IMDB everyday and having posts removed...haha, maybe if he put as much effort into obsessively worrying bout wht total strangers say bout him..maybe he wouldnt be a scuzzy lookin fuckfaced roadie for a lame ass garage band...well, hed still look same regardless...and did all the gay comments spawn from him saying he had a "passion for swords"...im sure u do, mikey...i bet u and the rest of the carnies u work with play tummy swords all the time,..you mongaloid head lookin mu fucker, haha...holy shit man..wht the fuck happened to ur head?!..did Universal Pictures send out some old school hollywood justice for u trying to extort money from them...couple wiseguys show up to ur lil trailer and smack ur fuckn pasty dome repeatedly with a ball bat and lead pipe?...anyway, hope alls well and u finally manage to slice ur fruity ass outta the closet with one of ur uber dork swords...haha, u fuckin puke, haha ur real life is much more comical and entertaining than Prob Child...when u gonna try to turn PC into a musical, ya cocksmokin fruity pumpkin headed prick, haha...sorry to hear bout gilbert gottfried finger bangin ya and makin u blow him over by the Kraft foods table in between scenes...p.s. i heard they were gonna make Ritter do another Prob Child but he obviously took the easy way out of doin it...RIP john ritter and DIE mike oliver, haha...just playin bout the DIE bit...take car and keep ur fingers crossed tht they redue Children of the Corn...youd make an even more hideous lookin and much more queer Malaki than the original fuck did..Ciao.

Really??? How is there so many people out there that have nothing better to do then sit on the computer and talk trash on someone they dont even know. If he's such a gay looser then why waist your time being a "bully"? Must make your sorry lives more interesting. I bet you people sit around with your friends and laugh at all the crap you write and that is probably the extent of your pathetic lives. I'm sure you guys are some real lookers your selves...and really what have you done with your lives? Talk shit on comment pages? Nice!

Michael oliver even though im 9 he was soooo cute as a kid :( dont know what happend :( i have thee biggest crush on him when he was little now hes grown up and im mad i wish i was 8 when he was cute :)

Whats so bad about him i mean im like 20 yrs younger than him but still i think he WAS a kid the first tim i seen problem child i have already had a crush on him when he was little....why soo much hate

Just watched problem child and my husband said to look him up now. OMFG I haven't stopped laughing at these comments. What a fucking douchebag dungeons- and -dragons- meets -the- renaissance- fair self righteous tool. Where's Cartman when you need him with the ginger jokes? LMFAO

To all you people who are dissing my friend Michael you are just jealous. He was a child movie star, get over it. That video clip that is supposedly him, NEWS FLASH, it's NOT him! I went to high school with him. He is one of the nicest guys I've met. Get over yourselves!

I think it is pretty messed up for haters to talk so bad about a person ou barely know..We do not know what goes on backstage and we should not be judged..His mom messed everythin gup from what i have read. His movies are very classic and will never go out of style...If he turned out great excellent for him-if he had some problems let him deal with it. Everyone has issues it is not our place to judge. I am offended by these comments my kids love these movies and i came to show them what he looks like now and saw all these comments had to turn off the computer. Those who wrote those comments should be ashamed of themselves and they are ignorant.

It makes me sad to see all the mean comments! I used to watch the Problem Child movies all the time when I was a kid and just watched them with my son tonight! We laughed so much together!!!!! I googled Michael to see what he has done since and came across a whole bunch of negative comments. I mean, didn't we all love Problem Child?! He was amazingly hilarious! He had the best faces, the funniest laugh...he was just such a crack up! Thanks Michael for doing such an amazing job and giving me fun memories as a kid and more memories with my own kids! :D

You people need to get a life and leave this guy alone why do you give a f**k how he's living his life you must not have a good one if you have to post negative comments about a guy you know absolutely nothing about.

He looks just fine,still the same voice talk accent he looks great stop bieng jealous and dont hate i see micheal oliver as a goody still standing better than some of these fakeasses who want to change the world,their appearance,looking like a clown wellwe know who that was peace

He tried to stifle homosexual free speech and now you're mad? I swear the gay community just grosses me out. I'm a heterosexual girl and I do not write about every which way I would do a male celebrity, unlike you gay guys. I'm sick of you and how you think straight men are open to such disgusting speech.

You guys have no life. I looked at this site because I was curious about what happened to the kid in the movie "Problem Chile," but some of your comments don't even make sense. EXAMPLE : The comment about balls in his eyeballs. Get a life, STUPIDS!

Am I the only one that doesn't hate this guy? Problem Child 1 & 2 were great movies. I enjoyed them as a kid and I just recently watched them again. I got quite a few laughs. So many haters on here... Not sure why. Michael, you're cool man. Don't listen to the haters. You made 2 great films, most people can't say that in their entire lives. Well done man. Stay cool. :)

Wow, this guy seems to be normal and everyones bashing him for what purpose? My husband and I love Problem child 1 and 2 and were in our 20's! Now and were watching it right now. Its a classic, the negative people need to get a hobby or watch a good movie like PC!

ttalking bad about oliver showws he's better than yyou, hhe hhas beeen a child star, what have you been? a jealous nobody. at least he is know inteernationally, who knows your filtthyy pimply face? i only wish oliver had gone on with acting, he had a promising careeer. you weeree one of the best juuniior and never let haters make you think otherwise. mazi.obinna@yahooo.com

He seems to just be doing what he's doing. He's a roadie, not that bad really. Leave him alone. All you haters are pathetic. He's not on any reality shows or anything. Just a workin shmoe. wtf is wrong with you people?

I think he looks sexy with the beard. keep the beard sexy!! Just becuz he's not in movies and on t.v. doesn't mean he's washed up!! He probally wants to be normal again. Without all the control! LOVE U MICHAEL! wish you would have made more problem child movies shit was funny! R.I.P John Ritter loved him.

Omg u guys r losers talking crap from behind a computer. Anyway I loved the problem child movies as a kid n its unfortunate we ddnt get to see him in other roles he was a good lil actor! Hope ur doing well out there Michael!!!

You shit talkers think you are perfect? Get a life and leave the guy alone! Who cares what he does! Ya he prob does drugs and is gay but who are you to judge? Mean comments prove how immature people really are!

Seriously...some people need to grow up. Just because your cousin's sister's friend's mom's boyfriend's aunt probably met the guy once and he didn't want to sign an autograph. This is just ridiculous. All of these posts deserve to be deleted. How would you like a site dedicated to making fun of who you are? I bet all of you are real brave behind your keyboards. Get a life. You want to bash someone for not being tolerant of free gay speech, but yet you come on here and act a million times worse. Yes, that is the exact way to get the equality you so want. Go on a diet, take a shower, and get out in the real world. Stop taking your hatred out on Michael Oliver when we all know the real reason why you're in here bashing him is because you're too ashamed to come out of the closet. Grow up!!!!!!

For real, 98% of the bad comments can only come from 1 single person...nobody hates this actor...if you talk to people about him, they will always recognize him and just tell how brilliant the kid was, how funny memories he left in their lifes...so people dont feel sorry for michael...though away from the spotlights...his image as an actor is positive...he didnt get caught stealin, he didnt get caugh with some ho+ker...those are facts that ruins with some actor's credibility....now bein a legend at 7 years old?...theres nothin bad to talk about this guy...as an actor(as he once was) you cant simply point out a single thing about him...do you feel less respect for this guy after readin these stupid comments?...my a+s if i do...hes a legend in my eyes, forever and always...and that f+ker who thinks its michael writin, really must be a f+n troll....people LIKE him either you want it or not..just get over you stupid....theres no point of bashing the guy you f+n idiot, he did nothin wrong...you just want some atention and as it seems you get fun it, good for you...just dont make others believe with your stupid comments that people dont like him cause they DO. Get a life su+ker!! And no its not michael here, whatsoever...this is just a ramdom person who happen to love to watch his movies while growin up. That talk of balls and a+ses and c+cks just makes me sick...you anonymous aka moron must be a pervert who got nothin to do with your life. Live and let live, be happy. Big hug to michael!! Once a legend, a legend forever!

Wow, it's really hard to make an anonymous comment on a message board about someone famous. One day, I have a theory that all the things you say online will be attributed to you. Whether or not you'll reap the consequences will depend upon how far you've gone to piss someone off.

i went to burbank middle school with the dude and i remember he told me that john ritter was a asshole.i did think it was strange that he was riding a huffy and not a GT or BMX .must have been after the lawsuit .he was nothing like junior from the promblem child movies.just a normal kid that got screwed by his parent..H8TRS

I am happy to see that he is doing well these days. I loved him in his two hit movies and I used to watch them all the time as a kid. If I catch them on television now I will watch. They take me back to a secure and happy place in my life and for that I will always be grateful and wish him well.

If this guy had not been a celebrity, nobody would be talking about him. Leave him alone and mind your own business. How would you feel if your life had some hardships and everybody jumped on you. You people are kicking on him and you need your asses kicked.

Hello!!! I just wanted to say to everyone who leaves nasty comments on here is ridiculous. I dont even look at him like that, and the movie problem child was a classic!! good child hood memories for some people, and people are on here making gross comments...ridiculous!!! it was the 90's good ole days!

problem child was my favorite movie when i was young and i still watch it time to time. Its amazing how amovie can bring back your childhood memories. to those talking all that shit and how gay he is, you guys are beyond pathetic. seriously, you don't even know if is actually gay and even if he was why say all those vulgar things? you people are beyond tough on your computer typing away. you guys are thinking of him while he doesn't know you even exist.btw i don't think he's ugly.

Let me paint an ironic scenario. There is a deranged hacker with a Michael Oliver fetish sitting in front of his computer. Now this guy is completely messed up. He’s had this pent-up, psychotic impulse not only to abreact his sadistic sexual fantasies, but also has an ubermensch complex that propels him to act out those fantasies on feeble, semi-educated e-thugs who ineptly use cyberspace as a buffer to talk smack about one of his childhood idols. He’s just finished reading all the superbly nasty descriptions of anal fisting and tea-bagging—obviously the handiwork a single, tantalizing author—while suspending himself from the ceiling by hooks pierced through his foreskin and the wrinkly folds of his anus pucker. Right now he’s hacking the database, tracing it back to IMDB profiles or whatever quantitative links he can make to other internet forums. He’s analyzing those forums for matching language patterns (he would assess syntax, diction, eloquence, grammatical complexities and consistency—language is like a fingerprint, and this guy has a lot of time on his hands). Having located the appropriate forums, he’s hacking the database to retrieve subscription information, which will lead to an IP address, which will ultimately lead to a home address.

One day (and here’s the poetic justice) the anonymous e-thug will complete his desire to be pretzeled into the ouroboros position by a mysterious stranger. The deranged hacker loves the eloquence of the e-thug’s nastiness, and will use all his comments as a Kama Sutra manual when they meet.

I can't believe that exists. I can't stop laughing. It's bringing back hilarious memories of the Problem Child movies. And then the guy how he is now. It's like he became the real Problem Child. If Problem Child grew up that is exactly how he would be.

Do you think he still gets into trouble like that?

Imagine all the mischief he makes traveling the country as a roadie. Wrecking venues and hotel rooms, Inciting Riots, getting into disputes with local authority figures. Hauling ass out of town with a mob chasing them.

What has this guy been up to all these years?

He probably is the one who started the Occupy Wall Street Movement.

Has anyone died as a result of his reckless antics?

Where was he during hurricane Katrina?

Many questions

We know for sure he is all over the internet flagging people and trying to get comments removed. Which leads me to believe that probably 97% of the comments in this discussion(good and bad) were posted by Michael Oliver himself in a bid to get attention. I wonder if he is tracking my IP address right now?

Well, maybe the bad comments aren't all posted by him. He has ruined thousands of lives with his shenanigans, pranks, and revenge plots. I'm sure he's made a few enemies. I mean look what he put poor dead Joh Ritter through(even though it worked out in the end). And that was his adoptive father.

Gilbert Godfrey suffered severe post traumatic stress as a result of those two movies. He still wakes up in the middle of the night screaming and covered in sweat believing he is back in Nam'even though he's never been there.

Since I'm sure he is going to read this and then probably pull some ingenious scheme to destroy me.

Here is a message for Michael Oliver.

First and most important: you need to make Problem Child 3.

Second An autobiography would be insane. Though based on the first two movies about your life, I can understand how that could lead to serious criminal charges. Maybe even the electric chair.

Third and Last You should post more videos like the one in the article.

Michael Oliver is very Washed Up, but the Problem Child movies are awesome. And he can talk a good stretch. I'm sure "Junior" became all John Ritter could have hoped for him.

I agree! U ppl are ignorant and scary if u were standing rite in front of him u probably wouldn't say half this stuff most likely the main ones talkin trash and disrespectin are probably ugly and funny lookin and still stayin at home with your parents..

I agree. Find something better to do or is it you have nothing better to do? That would be my guess. Are you so socially inept you have to make fun of this guy to feel accepted in this small band of merry freaks? I just looked "Jr" up because I bought Problem Child 1 and 2 for my kids and I find ALL this drama. Michael has his claim to fame. Whats yours? This....?

Wow, what a sad indictment of human nature. I think it's great that he found something that he obviously loves doing. He's not doing a 9-5 dead-end job but travelling with bands. Sure he was working before most people and it sounds unfortunate what happened (but do you think he really deserve $80k when co-stars received $1M), but the guy sounds like a pretty well adjusted person all in all who was talking philosophically to his friends, friends he wouldn't have met had he not walked in on that band playing or most likely had he continued his acting career.

Yes, he's a bit drunk while talking about "god" etc and perhaps he found it a bit cringe worthy watching it back, if not, who cares - more brass balls to him... it's his opinion and surely only whatever god you believe in can judge him on that anyway. Maybe actually listen to what he's saying rather than the way he's saying it or obsessing over his appearance... oh but wait, all religious prophets were only taking seriously if they dress and conformed with fashion of the era; and no, that does not mean I think Michael Oliver is the second coming of Christ in some kind of JC/PC acronym fusion.

Yes, he's into to swords and stuff - but he has still probably still achieved more than all of the idiots slagging him off for being "washed-up".

All of you people posting these vulgar and rude sexual commits on here, YOU MAKE ME SICK! I hope you all rot in hell for being so hateful! Why do you have so much hate and disrespect for someone you don't even know? Who the hell are you? What have you done in your life? Oh yeah probably nothing. You are a nobody, and that is why you are on here hating on someone who has actually accomplished something in his life to be proud of! I personally love the movies and I think if he decided to go back into acting that he would be great again. To all of you sickos....... GET A LIFE!

To all you RUDE HOMOSEXUALS: Why would you post these stupid, explicit, rude comments. Keep them to your damn selves!!! You guys are just ignorant how do you expect for straight people to accept the way you guys are when really you're worse than us. You guys get beaten up, disrespected, Rejected and yet complain that you're NOT treated equal Cmon get a hold of yourselves.