Once in a while, I get the urge to create my own WWE storyline. I just don't find the writing that creative. And I don't think what the fans want is taken into consideration.

I've got to admit, while I faithfully tune in to RAW, I do not watch each minute of Smackdown! I just don't find it captivating enough. And I don't see every pay-per-view (although Summer Slam, The Royal Rumble, Survivor Series and Wrestlemania are musts) -- I just don't find the payoff to the storylines to be worth my money.

Case in point. Forget the logistics of The Undertaker being a Smackdown! star ... and Kane being a RAW main-eventer. Why wasn't The Undertaker written into the Kane-Lita wedding angle? Just for one night. Does WWE think that fans are going to question The Undertaker's appearance? Imagine the crowd reaction had the gong sounded and The Undertaker appeared out of the mist.

Ric Flair. I still haven't forgiven WWE for not giving him the title in his wonderfully emotional match against Triple H more than a year ago on RAW in Greenville, S.C.

God, I was in tears watching The Nature Boy perform like he was 20 years younger. Would it have hurt to give Flair the strap, perhaps only for one week, with a technicality giving the title back to Triple H?

Fly ahead to current storylines. I have absolutely zero interest in watching Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels. While I think Michaels is a Hall of Fame performer (his career is still tainted by the Bret Hart Survivor Series screwjob), I no longer want to watch him in a main event.

And I wonder where WWE is going with Eugene. Can they sell that character long term? With Thanksgiving coming up, maybe they can repackage him as The Gobbleygooker.

I don't dislike everything.

Gene Snitsky's lead pipe destruction of Kane should give fuel to that feud.

I like the buildup to Dean Simon. I want to punch the guy out myself.

And I'd love to see the return of X-Pac ... with a reformed D-Generation X.

It's like playing in a fantasy sports league. Everybody wants to play GM. So e-mail me your best storyline and I'll run a few of your suggestions next week.