"...I'm taking very drastic measure in attempt to provide this information to you... I will die/change in the end for this, but that's ok, hahaha paradise awaits! I'm dismissing a few individuals from reality, to change all of you for the better..."

Lucas John "Luke" Helder, a.k.a. "The Midwest Pipe Bomber", is a serial bomber.

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Helder was born on May 5, 1981 in Pine Island, Minnesota. Little is known about his history prior to his bombing spree; what is known is that he was a member of a grunge band named Apathy. While the band was successful only on a local scale, they recorded a CD named Sacks of People at the end of their first summer together. Immediately prior to his bombings, Helder attended the University of Wisconsin-Stout, where he was later described as being polite but quiet by his teachers. During his time there, he became fascinated by astral projection techniques and came to believe in a sort of afterlife. For reasons unknown, Helder, wanting media attention, constructed an elaborate plan to initiate a spree of pipe bombings at specific locations in several U.S. states to create a sort of smiley face on the country map. He also purchased a shotgun which he intended to use on himself after the bombings were over. Helder soon began planting pipe bombs in mailboxes across the country and rigged them to detonate as the mailboxes were opened. Eight bombs were discovered in Nebraska, five in Iowa (which were the only ones to explode, leaving six people, including four postal workers, injured on May 3), three in Illinois, and one each in Colorado and Texas; Helder had covered 3,200 miles during his bombing spree. Also left in the mailboxes were anti-government notes.

The bombings were heavily covered by media outlets all across the U.S., and Helder was given the name of "The Midwest Pipe Bomber". Authorities came onto his trail when Helder's father called them to inform them about a letter sent to him that contained suspicious information about the bombings. In Nevada, Helder was tracked down and a high-speed car chase began across a vast landscape and eventually ended along Interstate 80 at Reno, Nevada. Police arrested Helder and seized the shotgun he purchased, along with six pipe bombs, from his car. Helder was arrested before he could complete the full smile. It was later revealed that he was pulled over on the road three times by officers before Helder's father tipped them off. He was moved to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where two federal charges were made against him. Charges were also made against him in Illinois, Nebraska, and Nevada. Every time he was brought to and from jail and court, Helder smiled broadly. In April 2004, a federal judge found Helder incompetent to stand trial and institutionalized him at the Federal Medical Center in Rochester, Minnesota. When Helder was revealed to be the Midwest Pipe Bomber, the media frequently mentioned his status as a musician prior to his bombings and arrest. Many music critics scrambled to acquire copies of Apathy's CD, some of which were auctioned on Ebay for as much as $200. Controversy was also attracted to the 1999 film Fight Club, which featured a scene in which a smiley face was printed on the side of a building by an anarchist group.

During the bombing spree, Helder used pipe bombs, which were packed with BBs and nails, that detonated when the mailboxes that contained them were opened. He placed the bombs in specific locations that would appear as a smiley face on the U.S. map once drawn out.