​The Heat racked up their fourth loss in a row last night, a sorry streak made all the more troubling that they came against other likely playoff bound teams. You'd think the shame factor from the losses alone would be enough, but, oh no, here comes Erik Spoelstra, a goofy-faced 12-year-old Muppet that Pat Riley, best we can tell, was forced to make coach after a night of regrettable drinking and wagers, to inform the press that members of his team were crying in the locker room. Boom! Media explosion! Haters' hallelujahs! Laughing-stalk of the NBA! Way to go, Spo!"This is painful for every single one of us going through this," Spoelstra said at the post-game presser. "There are couple of guys crying right now in the locker room. It's not a matter of want. It's a matter of doing."

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I've always hated him... ugghhh. People mistake Miami fans for being fickle, the truth is we're not. What we truly are, is a fan base that just doesnt give a f*ck about what other ppl think. I've been sayin' this since he got the coaching spot, who the hell is he?!?!?! and why is he coaching the heat? Does his daddy owe somebody a favor? It's not that we're losing, it's his inability to COACH that warrants his dismissal. Talk about poor decision making.

Spo Must Go! Lebron went to one unfit head coach to another and the similarities are uncanny. Both video coordinators with relatively no experience, with out a clue to coach super talent, stick to their pre-game plans regardless of how the game is going and always sit there with that dumb look on their faces regardless of the score. When the legendary Don Shula lost early in the playoffs with a team stockpiled in talent, he had to go, when Bowden kept losing 5 or more games after recruiting some of the country's best talent, he was shown the door. Do we really need to get bumped in the second round of the playoffs before Spo goes?