Sarah Palin Was Asked To Name The Five Great Lakes

A photo taken of a car parked at the Mrs. Al Capone Pizza Parlor parking lot.

CLEVELAND - Sarah Palin stopped off in Cleveland on her Nationwide Bus Tour. She told a gathering of 27 people in a parking lot at a local Mrs. Al Capone Pizza Parlor that she has always loved Cleveland.

She said that when she heard that the NFL Cleveland Cavaliers had acquired quarterback LeBron James she knew that they would definitely win the World Series.

Sarah smiled and said that even though they did not win the Super Bowl there is always next year, so the team can just keep on practicing their dribbling, their tackling, and their ball stuffy stuff and win next year.

Some of the crowd started booing and the "Loose Moose" quickly told them to stop it. She said that only Democrats boo her and she will not stand idly by and be booed by fellow Republicans.

One woman, who was wearing an "I Want Mike Huckabee" T-shirt yelled out for her to stick her Tea Party issues up her GOP wazoo.

Palin was then asked what she thought about the main stream media giving her the nickname of "Crosshairs."

She made a finger gesture and said that she did not like it. She said that if this was the 1880s she would have taken her high-powered telescopic hunting rifle and shot whoever made up that name right in his Democratic belly button.

When "Snowflake" was told that high-powered telescopic rifles did not exist in the 1880s she giggled, raised her eyebrows, rolled her eyes, scratched her crotch, and remarked, "Well maybe there weren't any in the Lower 48, but ya know, by golly gee willikers, we sure had the little SOBs up in Alaska."

Palin did stress to the crowd and to the three reporters who were present that she would not be taking any questions on Paul Revere, Betsy Ross, or North Korea.

The former ex-future mother-in-law of Levi Johnston was then asked by a local newspaper reporter if she could name the five Great Lakes. "Snow Plow" paused for a few moments and them said, "You betcha I can. And let me say that, that's a fairly easy one...Lake Tahoe, Salt Lake, Lake Okeechobee, Veronica Lake, and Arthur Lake."

[EDITOR'S NOTE:Wow. Is it any wonder why Sarah Louise Palin is considered to be the Paris Hilton of Politics?]

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