lunes, 30 de enero de 2017

Digimon Abridged Ep5: Cutreramon (ENGLISH)

BENDERMON: The next video is a
nonprofit and fanmade parody. Digimon is propiety of Akiyoshi Hongo, Toei
Animation and Bandai. Please, support the official release AND A MASK FOR ME!

NARRATOR: Previously, on Digimon
Abridged…

Are you still watching this show?
Seriously? Don’t you have enough incest and penis jokes? I mean, last episode
was creepy. High Octane Nightmare Fuel, bro. Even with a firing exhibitionist
controlled by a dark wheel, the most horrifying part was the parrot and her
girlfriend. I’m going to puke…

IZZY: Changing the topic, where
could the rest be? I hope they don’t leave me alone.

TAI: One-two-three-four,
one-two-three-four!...

BENDERMON: Aha, you are there!
Dildo-hand!

*Matt screams in pain. Matt
screams in pleasure.*

TAI: You might be a level
superior to our evolutions.

*Tai gets into the crane*

TAI: But my plot armor is even
more superior.

IZZY: Come here guys, I
discovered something great!

MATT: I hope it’s not about your
fucking Maincras*.

*Minecraft purposely bad spelled.

IZZY: No idiot, this is serious,
there is a program that constantly creates energy!

*Bendermon approaches*

IZZY: The factory feeds itself
with that and never stops. It’s a cyclic system that never ends, like eating
your own shit.

MATT: What a disgusting example.

TAI: Run, we’re pursued by
another unnecessary Terminator sequel!

BENDERMON: I bet you didn’t see
that coming, meat pieces!

*He tracks the humans*

BENDERMON: You’re going to suck
my explosive nipples!

TK: Oh no, I forgot not being stupid!

MATT: Hold on!

GARRULOMON: Of course, since you
don’t have to fight!

GREYMON: Suck that, missile in
the shape of… a head.

BENDERMON: Aren’t those Cubonemon
and Garrulomon?

TAI: That’s funny, we thought
exactly the same names.

MATT: Yes, what a coincidence.

BENDERMON: Guys, guys, don’t get
mad at me. You would also be angry with a gear in the leg. Dildo-hand!

GARRULOMON: Why are you repeating
the same attack animation?

BENDERMON: You must recycle,
cunt!

GREYMON: Recycle me this!

GARRULOMON: That was from three
episodes ago.

BENDERMON: You aren’t that badass
now, right?

MATT: He’s kicking their asses,
we’re fucked.

SORA: It’s because none of the
attacks penetrates his armor!

TAI: Haha, penetrates.

TENTOMON: Hey Izzy, the episode
should be finished in a while. Do I evolve now or I wait so their asses are
kicked a bit more?

IZZY: I’m going to google how to
evolve you. I’m sure some latino will have a video-tutorial explaining it. If
they worked as hard the dubs…

KYUBEY: Wey, I’ve been following
this series for five episodes and I wasn’t offended by all those jokes about
incest, pedophilia, homosexuals, Spaniards, ADD gamers and JK Simmons. But a
joke about latinos with no context? That’s too much, I’m going to unsubscribe
and leave a dislike. You got too smartass, cunt.

TENTOMON: Oh yes, Tentomon is
going to evolve, every man and woman should wet their panties.

KABUTERIMON: We aren’t even going
to change the voice-actor for this one.

BENDERMON: I’m beating the hell
out of your friends, why do you think the young grasshopper will defeat me?

TAI: A cockroach?

MIMI: Nasty!

SORA: Can I keep it?

KABUTERIMON: I surrender, let the
salad fight!

JOE: He’s a bit broken, without
weak points.

IZZY: He must have, his weak spot
should be… overwarming his nipples!

KABUTERIMON: Just let me take
that little wheel.

SORA: Another sick wheel!

BENDERMON: I’m… free! Sorry Fry,
I didn’t want to hurt you!

TAI: It’s Tai, not Fry!

BENDERMON: To get out from here,
go to where I’m pointing with my Uboa shoulder.

TAI: I didn’t notice that!

MIMI: Super feminine jump of
Mimi!

TAI: Mimi, you’re always doing
stupid stuff.

TK: Hey Izzy, did you hack
Tentomon to evolve it? Could you try to hack Shitsmon?

IZZY: Of course not, or I would
hack myself to have more subscribers.

SHITSMON: Is Shitsmon already my
official name?

TAI: It was that or Potatomon.

IZZY: Damn, it doesn’t work
anymore.

TENTOMON: We should return to the
giant battery so everyone can evolve and continuing gets easier.