BJJ owns drunken douche

This video shows Ryan Hall, of 50/50 Jiu Jitsu, Falls Church, VA, taking down a drunken douchebag in a restaurant. There are no fancy moves in this video. I find it worthwhile to consider certain points: (1) drunken douchebags don't know when they're better off, so don't expect them to do the smart thing, (2) it worked out well, but did he consider if the drunk had a blade?, (3) your friends may not exactly help you -- here, it looks like restaurant staff got the guy riled up again after he'd calmed down.

Do you secretly wish that this would happen to you? How would you have handled it?