redneck mother

Uploaded 02/14/2008

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?"
"Yep," the flustered mom sighs.
She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the kids rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
'Here's the oldest; he'ss Leroy" "OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one, isLeroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, from the oldest on down, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker. "Are they ALL named Leroy?"
The mother replies,"Well, yes-it makes it easier...
When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school,
I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. It's the smartest idea I ever ha