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Ah, spring is on the horizon! Love is in the air! November is raging in on us like a thundering snail…

In this, the famed and elusive Øbama Recovery, free generally means we can’t afford it. But take heart, faithful reader! Friend and fellow conservative blogger Stilton Jarlsberg of Hope ‘n Change Cartoons is offering his ebook, The Øbama Sutra, free for one day – so pop over to his site on Valentines day, and download yourself a heapin’ helpin’ of Hopey Changey luv. Hope ‘n Change cartoons. It’s got electrolytes. It’s what plants crave…

I’m sure that if I were to open a poll asking you to give your opinion of the world’s greatest ventriloquist, I would see names such as Edgar Bergen of Charlie McCarthy fame. Or Jeff Dunham with his menagerie of characters. Or, perhaps, Terry Fator and his cool singing puppets…

But what about Øbama’s teleprompters? I mean, look at the absolutecontrol they have over that puppet? And, with most ventriloquists, you can at least see their throats working as they make their dummy speak. Not the teleprompters – nary a twitch!

There’s been much ado in the conservative press about The Øne not condemning Hoffa’s inflammatory comments at a Detroit Labor Day gathering. Øbama claims to not have heard the comments, and I believe him!

It is doubtful Hoffa’s comments were flashed upon The Teleprompter of The United States as they were made, so there is really no way Øbama could have been aware of them. Just sayin’…