My Most Darling and Dearest Spittikins... I am very worried about yer apparent drug-addled mind. Were yer brains in the teef they stole? Or do you no longer wish to come to my soft tummy fer soothing and comfort? I await yer return.

What is it that has caused you to go all literate on us Spittykins? Has a certain lady cat caught your attention that is causing you to spout Shakespear? We hope you are not arrested for peeping in windows at lovely lady cats. Maybe you should start a lady cat of the month club since you have such a roaming eye & cannot resist a pretty kitty - MEOW!

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About Me

I was abducted from the wild at age 10 weeks. I'm 13 now, but I have a hundred generations of feral felinity in me, so I'm not exactly a kuddly kat. I tolerate my Human, who I must admit takes very good care of me. But if she wants affection, she can get a dog.