TMZ Teases Entire Internet With Near-Topless Photos Of Kate Upton

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TMZ Teases Entire Internet With Near-Topless Photos Of Kate Upton

TMZ IS NOTORIOUS FOR PRODUCING CLICK BAIT AT CHOCK-A-BLOCK RATES. But today they one-upped themselves when they ran a (barely) censored videotape of Kate Upton striding topless on a horse.

But because they can’t offend the Internet’s overlords (Google, Facebook, in that order), the editors covered her nipples with tiny red stars. Not that they left much to the imagination anyway.
Still, being the titillating types they are, they then posted a video of two staffers reacting to seeing Upton’s ample bosom au natural. One employee grabs his chest as his jaw hits the floor and gasps, “My heart hurts.”