Holiday tours priced from €39

A few restrictions apply

LISBON, Portugal -- Sunshine Getaways, a Portuguese holiday tour company, announced that
beginning next month, it will offer "incredibly low-cost holiday travel
packages." According to Alfredo Silva, spokesperson for Sunshine
Getaways, its clients will be able to book one-week, all-inclusive
travel to tropical destinations for as little as €39 per person, double
occupancy.

When asked by Err Travel how his company could offer such
incredibly low rates, Silva said, "We have been in business for
half a century so we know our way around the upscale, leisure travel
market, and we have built up a lot of loyalty with our vendors over those
years. Also, following an industry trend, we have placed a few
restrictions on travel." When asked about those restrictions, Silva replied that
they were all spelled out in the advertising copy.

ERR-LERT

Err Travel contacted
Obermeyer & French, the public relations firm handling the
advertising for Sunshine Getaways, and the company has taken out oversized ads so that all the fine print of the "few restrictions" referred to by Silva could be displayed. Upon reading that fine print, Err Travel has determined that the
rate is only available to couples who hold Molvadian passports, who
make their reservations between 03:40 and 03:55 on July 10, who pay an equivalent of €39 in
cash with yertas and who can holiday from July 11 through July 18.