18 September 2006, Monday

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico has returned to “lead the way to accountability, and demand truth and honesty from those that claim to represent this Country.”

His means of doing so are still unclear, but obstructions to them have been made by a body calling itself Council for American Liberties.

All this smells strongly of ARG, but ARGN still hasn’t caught it. Judge for yourself: