When you see a young girl on the street and think, "If you have to spend half your day obviously and self-consciously picking your skirt out of your butt cheeks, that should be a sign that just maybe you know it's too short????"

Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

Posts: 7787 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada

MovingUpward♂ 14866Member # 14866

Posted: 1:34 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013

I would have never have thought that. I'm going to be young forever!!!!!!!

AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

Posts: 54137 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation

nowiknow23♀ 33226Member # 33226

Posted: 1:36 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013

That's because your skirts are always a tasteful length, Moo.

You can call me NIK

“The most difficult times for many of us are the ones we give ourselves.”
― Pema Chödrön

Posts: 29085 | Registered: Aug 2011

lynnm1947♀ 15300Member # 15300

Posted: 1:43 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013

@ NIK
and @ MOO

YOU are supposed to add your own. (Purses lips and points finger like an old lady.)

And yes, I temember where I eas when Armstrong took his famous step: I was 5, in the living room when I lived in Utah...yes, it was 44 yeats ago...

BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49

All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.

Posts: 5993 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place

aesir♂ 17210Member # 17210

Posted: 5:35 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013

You hear your favorite song ... but

the always been news talk radio station for old folks is using a clip of it as an intro for the traffic or crime report...

♫ Breaking the law. Breaking the law. ♪

ETA: And lets not forget Twisted Sister being used for an allergy medication commercial.

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Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg

Sad in AZ♀ 24239Member # 24239

Posted: 6:00 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013

Everyone needs to get off my lawn...and I don't even have a lawn.

May your 2015 be more FUCK YEAH! than fuck this

Posts: 21188 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY

Sal1995♂ 39099Member # 39099

Posted: 6:06 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013

1. You made it through high school and college without having to own a personal computer or an email account.

2. You didn't always have a cell phone, and you and the people in your life didn't always have to have instant access to each other. And somehow we all survived!

3. You see a really good-looking, college-aged girl wearing next to nothing, and your first thought is that she reminds you a bit of your oldest daughter, and your second thought is that you'd never let her go out dressed like that.

4. You feel like you just had your 40th birthday party, and realize that you're almost halfway between that and a potential 50th birthday party.

5. You have vivid memories of things that happened when Carter was president.

6. The 90s seem very recent.

7. You can't name a single song on this week's Top 40 charts. Hell, you're not even sure they still have Top 40 charts.

8. The gray hair is advancing rapidly.

9. You can pull a muscle doing just about anything. Or nothing.

10. You stop being able to help your kids with homework sometime around 7th grade, because you forgot that shit a long time ago.

11. You remember a time when wait staff at restaurants didn't refer to middle-aged couples as "you guys."