Miley Cyrus Ruins Our Two Favorite C’s: Chanel and Christmas

Hearing Chanel and Christmas in the same sentence always took us to our happy place. That is, until Miley Cyrus took these two treasures and used them to recreate her 2013 VMAS performance for the holidays at Jingle Ball — complete with gyrating against one very Bad Santa.

As tends to be the case with anything Miley, we didn’t hate everything about her stage ensemble and performance, just the entire strategic hot mess as a whole. For one, her two-piece red sequin get-up wasn’t particularly ratchet and her cross-body, furry Chanel bag was undeniably chic. But watching said purse rest on her hip as she twerked and bent over for Kris Kringle made us lose the holiday faith Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer instilled in us as children. The South Pole has yet to comment.