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A man without flaws would be a woman. – Phillip Tilley

When you stop looking down on people, people begin to look up to you. – Phillip Tilley

Some people always want something for nothing, and they have so much nothing to offer. – Phillip Tilley

Working too hard will make you go blind. It must, because everywhere I go people tell me they are too busy to see me. – Phillip Tilley

Jobs are a lot like marriage. Once you’ve been in them for a long time you realize nobody else would have you. -- Phillip Tilley

The pen is mightier than the sword – unless you’ve run out of ink. – Gene Olimpo

Forever is a long time, especially near the end. – Phillip Tilley

Most people are like an onion, when you peel back the layers it will make you cry. –Phillip Tilley

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. In other words, never let Grandpa play anchor in a game of Tug of War. – Gene Olimpo

The other day I was reading a book on health tips. I learned I may need glasses. – Phillip Tilley

I was going to spend money like there was no tomorrow but I found out my wife did that yesterday. – Phillip Tilley

If you look into the laser in science class you will be the brightest pupil, if only for a second. – Phillip Tilley

A little of what you fancy does you good – unless you fancy arsenic. – Gene Olimpo