The Way Your Tongue Hurts After You Accidentally Staple It to the Wall.

This is a noteworthy occasion. Why? Because I am generally a lazy sack of antisocial… laziness… (and one without a handy synonym) on Saturday nights. But, thanks to two of the morefabulous people in my little world, my sorry behind is going to go out and have a drink and just generally enjoy life for a couple of hours. So there, lazy antisocial… ness.