(Verb)Insisting that time machines exist because it was seen on TV even though the idea of a Flux Capacitor is unholy and just plain wrong. This statement is often made to obtain sexual gratification off of an elderly family member or an older homosexual that resembles the Wasseler's father.

Michael told everyone on the school bus that time machines really do exist because he saw it on television the night before. He made this statement because he knew his grandmother was having company over that kind of looked like his father and he was hoping to have relationships with both of them at the same time.

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

(Noun) One who refuses to do school work until their father pays to have their guitar fixed or their black step mother denounces her relationship to the Nation Of Islam. All this is done to get one's way and to recieve sexual gratification.

Mikey needed his guitar fixed and didn't approve of his step mother's African heritage so he refused to do his schoolwork. Him being a wassel helped him ejaculate to pictures of women smoking cigarettes.

The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"

(Noun) A chubby and/or large-sized man who dresses up as an angel or any sweet and comforting character thus making the whole ordeal look absurd and deplorable.

Mike was quite bloated with love handles and the Burger King manager insisted that dressing him up as an angel sitting on a cloud for their new low fat Whopper commercials just looked sick and made Mike a wassel.