Rules:

Do NOT post screencaps over a year old. Those posts belong in /r/classic4chan. If you crop out the date you will be subject to ridicule and possibly a meme ban.

Do NOT post personal information, trivial GET posts, copypasta, posts about reddit, raid plans. or images unrelated to 4chan.

Do NOT crop your post like an epileptic retard with a boxcutter.

Do NOT actually link to 4chan.org (links in comments are ok but you still suck).

Do NOT post here if you are under the age of 18.

Do NOT post anything from 8chan, wizardchan, and other unrelated websites you dumb kid :^)

Do NOT post something here just because you found it on 4chan.org (unless it is meta af).

Do NOT act like a basic redditor. This includes quips, puns, song lyrics, novelty accounts, bots, and other dummy things that make you a manchild.

Do NOT include any requests to "include me in the screencap."

Do NOT use phrases like "in a nutshell" or "just /b/ being /b/" in your post title.

Mission Statement:

We personally severely dislike reddit and everyone who frequents it. We believe it's a shitty, destructive echo chamber that does much more public harm than anything 4chan has ever done. We think it discourages communication and encourages passive, addict-like consumption. We are making reddit worse as a public service, hopefully driving you people away from this toxic, horrible website.

I also really, really doubt this is real. I can't say I'm much of an expert of the subject, but I'd imagine semen will either dry out or grow mould after a few months, even if this guy is keeping it frozen or whatever.