Mark Wahlberg Gossip

Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as if there was any argument, he’s a legend now. Full Story

Seth MacFarlane is such an up-and-down guy. Family Guy, not so great, but American Dad is consistently funny. Ted was surprisingly funny in 2012, but last year’s A Million Ways to Die in the West was bereft of humor, wit, and/or charm. He’s a douche in real life, but he can be entertaining on stage (not at the Oscars, though). Full Story

One of my favourite Golden Globe moments of all time happened at one of the after-parties in 2011. My etalk colleague Jessi Cruickshank was covering that carpet. And when Mark Wahlberg arrived with his wife, she asked him about Justin Bieber. Which resulted in the most amazing cut-eye bitch-face from Mrs Wahlberg, Rhea Durham. Full Story

Well this shouldn’t be a surprise. Justin Bieber for Calvin Klein, officially. I mean he’s been Instagramming it for months. A lot of you have a lot to say about this. Gross. Nasty. Sick. Vile. Some people are comparing JB’s cK ads unfavourably to Marky Mark’s. Remember Marky Mark’s?
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Mark Wahlberg and Rhea Durham spent Christmas in Barbados with their four kids. If you had the TV turned on at all over the last week or so you could not have missed the ads for his new film The Gambler, particularly if you were watching sporting events. Dudes supposedly love Marky Mark. And mostly dudes went to see his movie, which opened in 6th for the weekend. Full Story

About 11 months ago I wrote about the impending Entourage movie and at the time, this was my plot prediction:
"Vince is happily married to the reporter he met at the end of the final season – they have 4 kids. Eric is now a big player in Hollywood, Johnny Drama is down on his luck after his TV show got cancelled and he lost all his money to a shady financial advisor; he now lives in Vince’s pool house. Full Story

Oh look it’s Marky Mark and his bulging muscles ready to take down any motherf-cker who gets in his way, only, you know, after his movie, The Gambler, opens tomorrow.
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Check out Mark Wahlberg and his congenial wife, Rhea Durham, at the premiere of The Gambler last night. As you know, Mark’s been in the news lately because he’s requested a pardon for beating people up when he was 16. At the time he spat out some racial slurs to go along with his punches. Full Story

So about Marky Mark’s request for a pardon (I wrote about it yesterday – click here for a refresher)…

TMZ reported yesterday that the real reason he wants one is because he wants to be a reserve police officer for the LAPD and carry a gun. I think I liked it better when he wanted the pardon so that he could make more money. Because if you play a cop enough times in the movies, you can totally be a cop in real life.

What. Is. This?

Is it satire? Is it a Trey Stone/Matt Parker movie?

America…F-ck Yeah!
Comin’ again to save the motherf-ckin’ day

So Mark Wahlberg, who used to throw rocks at black kids and called a Vietnamese man a “slant eyed gook” after BLINDING HIM IN ONE EYE, wants to back up the LAPD. Read Full Intro

When Mark Wahlberg was 16 years old, he tried to rob a man who was carrying two cases of beer. He beat the man with a stick. He called the man a “Vietnamese f-cking sh-t”. Then he fled the scene and ran into another man, also Vietnamese. Marky Mark ended up punching this man in the eye. Full Story

The Other Guys is seriously underrated in Will Ferrell’s canon. That movie has really grown on me over the last few years, and it’s mostly because Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg make such a pleasantly, surprisingly great comedy team. Also it has some solid action-movie reference gags, and I think it’s Ferrell’s best comedy post-Step Brothers. Full Story

Yo, braw, come over heeah and check out the new trailuh for Mawky Mawk’s Oscah movie The Gambler. He plays a wicked smaht cawllege professah who likes’ta gamble and gets in deep with the mob or somethin’, I dunno, fahck you, why you care so much about a movie? I’m just laughin’ becawse Mawk's Bahstahn accent is virtually non-existent. Full Story

Somewhere between bulking up with The Rock and running away from giant (extinct) Hasbro toys, Mark Wahlberg lost 60 pounds. Did you notice? He wanted you to notice.
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Mark Wahlberg and Amanda Seyfried were filmed kissing on the set of Ted 2 today. Emily, our site coordinator, sent me these photos in an email with the title “This creeps me out”.
It’s true.
I don’t want to see them kissing.
It’s not that I don’t want to see them kissing anyone. Full Story