Monday, September 12, 2005

emotional girls

I love the mood ring song by reliant k -I should know - mother of four - YES FOUR - girls.3 of them are teenagers.and then there's me - another girl.and we have 2 cats - both girls.poor shawn.

-------- mood rings ---------We all know the girls that I am talking about.Well they are time bombs and they are tickingAnd the only question is when...they'll blow up!And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt.Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girlsThat let their emotions get the best of them.GO!!!And I've contrived some sort of a planTo help my fellow man...Let's getemotional girls to all wear mood ringsSo we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked offCause we'll know just what they're thinking,Just what they're thinking...She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that wayEmotions swinging on the swingset almost everydayShe said to me that she's so happy it's depressingAnd all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"If it's drama you want, then look no furtherThey're like the Real World meets Boy Meets World meets Days of Our Lives.And it just kills me how they get away with murderThey'll anger you then bat their eyesThose pretty eyes that watch you sympathizeGO!!!And I've contrived some sort of a planTo help my fellow man...Let's getemotional girls to all wear mood ringsSo we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked offCause we'll know just what they're thinking,Just what they're thinking...She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that wayEmotions swinging on the swingset almost everydayShe said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothingAnd all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"Cause when it's black means "watch your back"because you'reprobablyThe last person in the world right now she wants to seeAnd when it's blue it means you should call her up immediatlyand ask her out because she'll most likely agreeAnd when it's green it simply means that she is really stressedAnd when it's clear it means she's completely emotionlessAnd that's alright I must confessWe all know the girls that I am talking aboutShe likes you Wednesday, but now it's FridayAnd she has to wash her hairAnd it just figures that we'll never figure them outWell, first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...at least she makes a lovely pair.Mood Ring, oh Mood Ring, oh tell me will you bring the keyTo unlock this mystery?Of girls and their emotionsPlay it back in slow motionSo I may understandThe complex infrastucture known as the female mind.