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LE

Doing some late-night channel surfing, as you do, I was struck by the sheer amount of tosh crowding the airwaves these days.

For example if you've Sky - go to channel 887.

WTF is that all about???

With further exploration all sorts of other b0llocks came to light...the Baby channel, the Wine channel, some weird African channel with some barely audible chap in a green hat reading the news, which suddenly cut to a bunch of blokes swaying around a hut!

LE

Doing some late-night channel surfing, as you do, I was struck by the sheer amount of tosh crowding the airwaves these days.

For example if you've Sky - go to channel 887.

WTF is that all about???

With further exploration all sorts of other b0llocks came to light...the Baby channel, the Wine channel, some weird African channel with some barely audible chap in a green hat reading the news, which suddenly cut to a bunch of blokes swaying around a hut!

LE

One time in Tokyo, I had the fortune to channel surf onto this show where a young lady was being spit-roast by two blokes, one dressed as a fox and the other as a squirrel, while a bloke in a pink sparkly jacket shouted excitedly into a microphone from beside the bed.

I think you have to be on hallucinogens for any Jap TV to make sense.

Once during a fever I remembered that when a European is dying, there is usually some sort of ceremony in which he asks the pardon of others and pardons them. I have a great many enemies, and I thought, what should my answer be if some modernized persons should ask me my views on this? After considering it, I decided: Let them go on hating me. I shall not forgive a single one of them.