"You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive,
but you can't make him computer literate."
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7.1

A novice asked the Master, "In the east there is a
great tree-structure that men call 'Corporate Headquarters.' It is
bloated out of shape with vice presidents and accountants. It
issues a multitude of memos, each saying 'Go, Hence!' or 'Go,
Hither!' and nobody knows what is meant. Every year new names are
put onto the branches, but all to no avail. How can such an
unnatural entity exist?"

The Master replied, "You perceive this immense
structure and are disturbed that it has no rational purpose. Can
you not take amusement from its endless gyrations? Do you not
enjoy the untroubled ease of programming beneath its sheltering
branches? Why are you bothered by its uselessness?"

7.2

In the east there is a shark which is larger than all
other fish. It changes into a bird whose wings are like clouds
filling the sky. When this bird moves across the land, it brings a
message from Corporate Headquarters. This message it drops into
the midst of the programmers, like a seagull making its mark upon
the beach. Then the bird mounts on the wind and, with the blue sky
at its back, returns home.

The novice programmer stares in wonder at the bird,
for he understands it not. The average programmer dreads the
coming of the bird, for he fears its message. The Master
Programmer continues to work at his terminal, for he does not know
that the bird has come and gone.

7.3

The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest
invention for the Master Programmer to examine. The magician
wheeled a large black box into the Master's office while the Master
waited in silence.

"This is an integrated, distributed, general-purpose
workstation," began the magician, "ergonomically designed with a
proprietary operating system, sixth generation languages, and
multiple state of the art user interfaces. It took my assistants
several hundred man years to construct. Is it not amazing?"

The Master raised his eyebrows slightly. "It is
indeed amazing," he said.

"Corporate Headquarters has commanded," continued the
magician, "that everyone use this workstation as a platform for new
programs. Do you agree to this?"

"Certainly," replied the Master, " I will have it
transported to the data center immediately!" And the magician
returned to his tower, well pleased.

Several days later, a novice wandered into the office
of the Master Programmer and said, "I cannot find the listing for
my new program. Do you know where it might be?"

"Yes," replied the Master, "the listings are stacked
on the platform in the data center."

7.4

The Master Programmer moves from program to program
without fear. No change in management can harm him. He will not
be fired, even if the project is cancelled. Why is this? He is
filled with Tao.