The shoes you see here are what Nike made for Kevin Durant. Or Kevin Durant might have made for Nike.

It doesn't really matter. What matters is why someone would wear these to play basketball in.

Can you get Elephantitis on your big toe? Because if you can, these shoes would be perfect. What else would they work for? If you were a sneaky pool player that liked to store an extra eight ball in the front of your sneakers. Or if you had two left feet stacked on top of each other.

“In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.”