laying off 500 more people and charging those left with jobs $40 a month to park in the dmn parking lot and for wireless connections? freakin unbelievable, even for belo. loks like that weekly thing may be closer to reality than we thought.

Electricity: $5 for every hour in the office.
Water: $2.50 for each visit to water fountain, $5 for each toilet flush.
Personal hygene: $.05 for each panel of toilet paper.
Computer/interment usage/upkeep: $25 for each hour of work; $2.50 for each e-mail.
Telephones/communication: $1 for each minute of office phone usage.

Electricity: $5 for every hour in the office.
Water: $2.50 for each visit to water fountain, $5 for each toilet flush.
Personal hygene: $.05 for each panel of toilet paper.
Computer/interment usage/upkeep: $25 for each hour of work; $2.50 for each e-mail.
Telephones/communication: $1 for each minute of office phone usage.