This Calculator Tells You How Many Sexual Partners You've Really Had

This Hookup Partner Calculator Is About To Freak You Out So Bad...

The Story

If you think your city is too small, it's about to get a whole lot smaller. Thanks to a new sex calculator called Sex Degrees of Separation that allows you to calculate how many sexual partners you've been indirectly exposed to, that is. Now you can figure out what percentage of your town you’ve basically boned.

The Snapshot

Spoiler alert: You're going to get a big number.

The Lesson

While it may sound like a quick way to feel grossed out, the calculator may actually prove to be a useful tool to encourage people to get STI tests more often. Sure, there is a lot of guesswork that goes into assuming how many partners your partners may have had, but even if most of your prior partners were virgins or inexperienced, you've definitely boinked more people than you thought you had.

So give it a whirl, everyone — then think long and hard about the last time you got tested for STIs.