Here at autoevolution, we like to use and abuse the “opulence, I has it” catchphrase as much as humanly possible, but even we have to admit it’s never worked as well as it’s going to today. You see, that phrase comes from a commercial about a Russian oligarch who has a gold statue of himself and a very rare tiny giraffe and if he drove a car, it would probably be this one. German tuning company Carl...