The Glassitheist Manifesto (class assignment)

Follow these laws, and always obey the will of the Glasses. Deny the Monocle and his evil ways. Do not fall to his temptation. The Glasses are the way, the love and the life. May you live your life praising your Holy Saints. May you find enlightenment at the claws of the Gandhiraptor.

Follow these rules, or may you be smote by anger of our Lord the Glasses.