Thanks to a surfeit of caffeine and not the most mentally demanding work schedule in the world, I have managed to accrue 5000 posts.

Capellini wrote:Here is how this will work. Anyone who has the title of Prophet will start a thread here requesting a title, and listing the attributes they feel, beyond just being a Prophet, make them deserving of such an honor. THEN, the rest of the community will offer suggestions, a mod or admin will start a poll to vote, and then the mod staff will make a final decision between the top two winners.

What attributes do I have that make me deserving of such an honour? None really.

But I am a comedy Scotsman who drinks too much, wears a kilt, likes haggis and eats fried food. I'm also an enthusiastic spouter of psychobabble, and dangerous socialist propaganda like "Wouldn't it be nice if you could get your heart attack treated before you get a credit check?". And I'm a musician, and... oh, what do you call those freeloading, talentless idiots who hang out with musicians? Oh yeah! A Drummer!

So rather than asking you to applaud my inestimable skill in remembering the URL of this forum for long enough to rack up 5k, I shall invite you to consider my personal attributes, and then insult me in as personal a manner as you see fit. Extra points for inventiveness. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it. The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it. The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.

How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? The knock keeps speeding up.

Scots, the first culture that the English empire drove to alcoholism.

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it. The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.