Hey Lindsay Lohan, plays aren’t parties. You can’t really show up late to them…

The 26-year-old actress, accompanied by film producer/new creepy older rich dude Mohammed Al Turki, decided to see the new play, The Orphans, in New York City last night. And they did see it…well, at least the 2nd act, because they came 45 minutes late and missed most of the first part of this talked-about production!

Yeah, Lindsay, you may be missing valuable exposition, ya dum dum.

To add weirdness to tardiness, Lilo was also clad in a thin, cream-colored top that showed off her black bra underneath, and a spiked motorcycle jacket. And of course, her signature puffy, discolored facial appearance. Uh..again. It’s a PLAY, not a club in Rio.