The infamous pedophile-themed Diff’rent Strokes episode is not the only surprisingly dramatic sitcom ep. The following plot descriptions, all more situation than comedy, come from actual TV listings. I’m not twisting them to make them sound worse.

“Rose makes a fatal mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.” — Golden Girls

“Students are suspected of murder when Mr. Feeny is found dead.” — Boy Meets World

“The sight of Robert’s ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.” — Everybody Loves Raymond

“Mrs. Garrett suffers a financial crisis.” — The Facts of Life

“The students are shocked during the Christmas season to discover the new girl working in Mr. Moody’s store is homeless.” — Saved By The Bell

“Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.” — The Bernie Mac Show