The Last Person to Try the Internet

“C’mon Ma you have got to try it,” Jacob Epstein pleaded with his elderly mother Pearl. “I don’t know how you’ve lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough is enough!”

“OK already!” Pearl said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses. “What do I do now?”

“Now I’m going to open the home page of Google,” Jacob explained. “You are going to love this. Type in ANY question you want to know into that search bar and it will find you an answer to your question.”

Mrs. Epstein thought for a moment, and slowly began to type, “How is Ethel Rabinowitz feeling this morning?”