People: Mar. 16, 1970

"We'll employ the Agnew hook," said Arizona's Morris Udall, co-captain
of the Democrats' congressional basketball team. "This ploy," he
explained, involves "intimidating scowls and feigned throws at the
press table, followed by a wild charge to the south end of the court
while shouting slogans, epithets and five-syllable words. While the
ball occasionally ends up in my mouth, 65% of the fans who have watched
this maneuver approve of it." Another Udall tactic was "the
Haynsworth-Carswell shufflesending in a series of second and third
stringers, one after another, until one of them scores." Neither
Udall's wit nor his jump shothe was...