Tumi Luggage

It is straight up fucking bonkers to me how expensive this luggage is. Unless it’s carrying a very valuable human baby or something of equal value, I cannot see spending $600 on a fucking suitcase. I’m appalled at the notion.

I declined to review this luggage on that principal alone. People rich enough to spend $600 on a piece of luggage don’t need peons like me to review it for them.

All I do is work. I’m not some Wall Street Executive Coastal Elite Luggage Expert. I’m just a bored guy with a cool hobby! NEXT!