Ooh, I can't remember the exact line, but I love the one when she says that her pussy's hair stands on end when it gets scared

__________________Mr Humphries: "You know, I was clearing out our attic at home the other day and I found this old calender called "The week of love". It said "Monday for meeting, Tuesday for talking, Wednesday for wishing, Thursday for touching, Friday".....for some reason it'd been torned out..."

She tells the guy on the C.B. that, on her mantle, is a whole row of trophies.
"Aye. And what are they for?" he asks.
"They're for my pussy," she says. "It wins an award every time I show it!"
Then, you hear him wreck!

__________________Mr Humphries: "You know, I was clearing out our attic at home the other day and I found this old calender called "The week of love". It said "Monday for meeting, Tuesday for talking, Wednesday for wishing, Thursday for touching, Friday".....for some reason it'd been torned out..."

it from the"hand of fate"- i think it was something like "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end" that may not be exact- but its also my favorite.

"It's better than a burgler alarm is't it ??"

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In A Change is as Good as a Rest, Cpt. Peacock is showing the mechanical dogs to the staff. Mrs. Slocumbe says, "Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?" I think Lucas says that people prefer the real thing.....that is my favorite!

Also love the one on the CB radio with Robbie Coltrian and the one about the canary Winston clinging to the drapes and Lucas asking if Winston was the lodger!

It's not, actually. You just can't hear her correctly becauce when she reached the end of that sentence, the audience was laughing so much that it was hard to hear that last part

__________________Mr Humphries: "You know, I was clearing out our attic at home the other day and I found this old calender called "The week of love". It said "Monday for meeting, Tuesday for talking, Wednesday for wishing, Thursday for touching, Friday".....for some reason it'd been torned out..."

I just watched this last night and can't remember which one it is - It is the one where London is under a heavy fog that is coming into the store because Mr. Rumbold left the side door open........Mrs. Slocombe gets off the elevator in a gas mask and says, "Oh, this fog...my pussy was gasping all night" It cracked me up.