Welcome to Zioth Support Services™

Welcome to Zioth Support Services™. We are currently
experiencing an unusually large number of calls. Your hold time
will be approximately [2.05 E+302] minutes. As you become
increasingly impatient with our services, we suggest you chew
your toenails, pick maggots out of your left ear, and run around
screaming while flailing your arms wildly. If, at the end of
your line, you find a fish, you may want to consider one of the
following alternatives: