3) Boone goes back to being Boone (I saw him in a jack-in-the-box in Bellevue (for all you seattlites), seemed like a cool dude, this was in 2002.)

4) Looooonnnngggg Shot - We sign Mags and send Randy Winn packing

Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.
-Larry David

Klesko gets traded for some sunflower seeds
Payton gets traded for some sunflower seed shells ..
The Dodgers move to Alaska and get renamed the Salmon, and then have to wear awful light pink uniforms ...
A certain reporter in SF gets arrested for tampering with evidence ...

Maggs to the Braves
Beltre resigns with the Dodgers
Braves trade John Thomson straight up for Mark Mulder
Beltran signs with the D-Rays
RJ decides he doesn't want to be a Yankee and joins the Nationals

To complete my christmas list: I want a mansion in the carribean and a Nissan Skyline

Renteria signs with Boston and puts up amazing numbers for his 5 yr contract.
Pedro/tek resign with Boston

Mets overpay for Mags- and he actually plays like he did in 02, and doesn't not report 75 pounds over weight and hit 202 all season (remember our friend Mo Vaughn?)
Mets acquire Hudson for Floyd
Reyes/Matsui don't turn into a error machine and stay healthy all season
Giambi's contract can't be voided and the Yanks are stuck with a 80 million dollar wastoid.

Yankee's sign John Franco (everyone needs a gopher ball pitcher right) to replace Rivera who quits baseball to become an agent
Pavano put up number like he has done for his entire career except for last season.
Arod and Jeter miss the entire season with injuries sustained in a fist fight between them over who will drive to McDonalds.