It appears like a sorry attempt to ramp up sales by continuing to embarrass the man with increasingly far-fetched stories that manage to be both pathetic and sordid.

Getting sex and Giggs into a headline is good enough for this tacky Richard Desmond title. By the way, he's the publisher who boasted recently in a TV interview that he "made" another footballer (David Beckham). So, presumably, he is happy to break one. Here's another "story":

Daily Star, 20 June guardian.co.uk

No, I can't work out what that jumbled collection of words means in reality. It isn't actually a story at all. And that's par for the course because almost all the other splashes aren't provable stories either. Then again, that's not the point, is it?