Trump Is STILL Calling Obama

President Trump has assumed control of the drones, and is using them to watch Barack Obama golf.

TranscriptCONAN: Here are the latest calls between former President Obama and President Trump.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: hello?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: hey, Barack.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Donald, I'm on vacation.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: I know.
I can see you on the 14th tee.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: you're using our satellites to track me?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: actually It's a drone.
Want me to take out the hazard on hole 14?
I can take it out.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: if something happens to you your V.P. takes over.
Then speaker of the house.
Then president pro tempore of the Senate.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: I mean First Lady.
If something happens to Melania, I don’t get stuck with that Pence broad, do I?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: goodbye.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: how's vacation?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: very relaxing, up until just now.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: that's great.
Listen.
I want to you know you're welcome to visit the White House whenever you want.
Any time at all.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: that's very nice of you.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: And, while you’re here, if you want to sit on a security briefing or review some federal budgets or weigh in on foreign policy, that's fine too.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: you want me to do your job for you, don't you?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: since you're offering, great.
I'll put you down for this meeting with Netanyahu on the 28th.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: there's no way --
PRESIDENT TRUMP: let me know how it goes.
Got to run.
"judge Judy" is on.
You really left a mess in this place.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: what are you talking about?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: incompetent staff, terrible policy ideas.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: you've done all that.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: OK, fine.
But you left the seat up in the oval office bathroom.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: that wasn't me.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: oh, wait.
Never mind.
That was Kellyanne.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: hello.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: Hey Bar.
I'm so tired of signing these executive orders.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: you know, you don't have to sign them all.
You can think about them first.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: yeah.
But Mike pence said if I sign them all today I can watch my stories and have juice.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: you sound like a nursing home patient.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: they've been stealing my medicine, Barack.
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