today i promise i’ll never love you again i swear i’ll care as little as i can ’cause i’ve become accustomed to wearin’ nothin’ but pink nail polish on my left hand

so many valuable lessons i learned from you like forgiveness and breakin’ hearts too now that you’re a goner in your honor more of the silence is the least i can do

cut the lines blow up a few bridges trim the fat trim the gr-ss clean out the fridge then sweep up the mess put on my sunday best and burn down the house burn down the house toss an easy stride into this dance i call life and burrrn, yeah

i never did like your fantasy football friends i’ll never have to watch caddyshack again i finally started cookin’ and if you’re lookin’ i’m walkin’ my new dog in front of my new house got a new job and the money’s come in see you need a new man and a world and a new life nothing’s quite as right as a girl on the mend

cut the lines blow up a few bridges trim the fat trim the gr-ss clean out the fridge then sweep up the mess put on my sunday best and burn down the house burn down the house toss an easy stride into this dance i call life and burn yeah, yeah

oh, whoa, whoa tearin’ down old walls puttin’ up new ones have a little fun it’s wreckin’ ball night gotta little itchin’ to get down in the kitchen with my tall drink of water and some dynamite

cut the lines blow up a few bridges trim the fat trim the gr-ss clean out the fridge then sweep up the mess put on my sunday best and burn down the house burn down the house toss an easy stride into this dance i call life and burn, burn, burn baby, burn