Scottish comic Susan Calman is coming down south for a two-week run at the Soho Theatre.

She has decided to call it "The Calman Before The Storm" (geddit?) and she's promising to create a storm. Obviously she doesn't mean an actual storm — she's talking about a metaphorical storm, caused by her jokes. Incidentally she would also like to be Batman (it says here), and fine wines, kittens and walks along the beach.