20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

23. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

24. No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

25. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

26. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.