Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

i get a little bored with the "stupid criminal" stories sometimes - there are just so many - but every so often it occurs to me to compare the "bad day" that i'm having with the one this asshat just had... i mean that's like a bad dream, right? trying to flee the cops in a peddle boat in your underwear? what happened next? did santa claus show up and start reviewing his quiz scores from 5th grade? i mean that is so random omg lol bbq fail.

There was one guy who tried to use his scuba gear to hide at the local town pool. Wisely, the police decided to wait until the underwater specialists arrived before pursuing him. When the underwater specialists got there, they just waited on the side in case the perp had trouble.

"He only has so much air," the officers said as they caught some sun while waiting.