On the one hand, Bear Grylls is oh-so-manly — we'd love for him to teach us things in the wilderness that might put hair on our chest!

On the other hand, we have NO desire to wear a scarf we made from camel intestines! Ever!

The Man vs. Wild star is pulling asses off couches this November and offering his fans an opportunity to learn from the master — and we don't mean Philip Seymour Hoffman!

At Bear Grylls Survival Academy in Scotland, would-be outdoorsmen (and women!) spend a few days learning survival skills before suddenly being thrust into the wild for a 36 hour, no holds barred adventure!

And you get a cool commemorative knife, too!

All this for the modest price of £2,999 — which we think converts to like $28 dollars, LOLz!!

For those of you on a No-Fly List, Bear will open additional academies in South Africa and the U.S. in 2013!

ICONIC legends The Who playing Baba O'Riley (above) was axed from NBC's broadcast! And the former lead singer of defining rockers the Kinks performed his ODE to London AKA Waterloo Sunset, yet NBC nixed it in favor of what… four Jessie J songs? (We love her too, but fair is fair!)

And lest we forget Muse's insane, theatrical rendition of Survivor, THE OFFICIAL OLYMPIC SONG (below)… oh wait, we NEVER EVEN SAW IT!