They were gone in less than 10 seconds this time. All 1000+ they had left. I’ll repost the link from earlier telling why it’s nearly impossible for us mere humans to obtain highly sought after tickets online.

Albert asking to open for AM and then complaining about it publicly made me fall out of my chair. You’re a god-damned STROKE, Albert. It is like he’s begging a little brother to share a popsicle. Yes, I can see why it would be a good bill, but if they said no, let that be the end of it. Clearly, it has been WAY too long since The Strokes played live, it seems Albert has forgotten how fucking important he is. You dated Turner’s ex for christ sake, forget about opening for them and get back to playing that sweet rhythm guitar for the best rock band on the planet.

dream set list time—- 20 tracks i guess
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Machu Picchu
Under Cover of Darkness
Someday
The End Has No End
Red Light
The Modern Age
Meet Me In The Bathroom
Last Nite
Undercontrol
Chances
Between Love & Hate
Hard To Explain
Tap Out
You Only Live Once
Reptilia
Soma
What Ever Happened
Ize Of The World
I Can’t Win
Take It Or Leave It

Hey guys, I have 2 additional tickets to see the show tonight (May 31) at Portchester; willing to sell at face value ($30 plus the $10 service fee from TicketFly). I refuse to put these on StubHub given the crazy mark ups and rather sell it to a real fan.