Justin Bieber’s Still A Spitter

In case you’re wondering how Selena Gomez‘s ridiculous body unfortunately attached to a 12-year-old’s face is doing keeping Justin Bieber in line, he just spit in another dude’s face. And this time it wasn’t even a neighbor telling him to slow down in a residential neighborhood before he kills somebody’s kid. TMZ reports:

The man — a DJ who performed at the Social Room on Park Street in Columbus, OH earlier that evening — called in to the Dave and Jimmy show on WNCI and explained the saga … saying it all started in the VIP room.
“Two of Bieber’s bouncers approached me and said I was trying to take pictures of Bieber.”
The man thinks JB was concerned because it was a 21+ night in the club … and Justin’s only 19.
The DJ says Bieber’s people grabbed his phone and started going through it looking for pics — but didn’t find any. Still, the man claims, the bouncers told JB the DJ was trying to take pics.
According to the DJ, Justin approached him moments later … and spouted off a couple of “choice words.”
“He called my mom something, called my dad something, called me something … and spit in my face.”

Look, we all know the classic love story from I Love New York 2: Tailor Made spits in Buddha’s face, defying conventional street wisdom about acting a bitch, and goes on to win New York’s heart. It’s probably the most romantic story of our generation except things like that don’t happen in real life. Even to #1 Baller Justin Bieber who runs every club he’s in every night. You want to play with the big dogs, son, you act the like the big dogs. No chihuahua bullshitting. Now get upstairs and help yo’ mama with supper. Your black ass can watch Bubble Guppies later.

That depends on the strength of the puncher. If they’re very strong, punch his ass through his throat. If they’re not strong, punch his throat through his ass. After all, his ass is wide open from all the pounding Usher has given him. Maybe that’s why he’s acting out, he’s a child abuse victim.

He obviously had a little too much shizzurp y’all (that’s ‘hood talk, in case any of you ladies or gents are wondering), and thought that the man’s face was one of his Lil friends anuses. That’s how they roll in the crib.

Justin’s mom needs to get to him. He is looking like a douchebag. Is he doing this for more attention than Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan? Justin Bieber’s Mom, Pattie Mallette, Weighs In On Her Son’s Behavior: http://www.tagaly.com/tags/180

I don’t mind saying that that entire last paragraph went completely over my head. And now that I know what the hell all those nonsense words (“Tailor Made”? “Bubble Guppies”?) come from, I don’t want to hear you claim to be ooooold for at least a week.

I would’ve kicked him right in the cunt if he spit in my face. I’ll take the beating from the bouncers after as best I could, but I’ll be damned if I let this little bitch think he can disrespect me and get away with it.