Head? Who Said Head?

Head? Who said head?
I’ll take some of that
And I did, and it was good
And there was much rejoicing!
And then we fucked. We fucked for hours
Uprooting trees and shrubs and flowers
We fucked like Vikings
With horns on our head…

Head? Who said head?
I’ll take some of that
…
And then she fingered my asshole *shudder*
It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t funny, it was dangerous!
So I took my dog, my football, and my TV and I went home
So fuck you, you fucking fucks!