Fake News

2 Dictators, 1 DeNiro

Donald Trump is meeting with Kim Jong-un this week and Fox News reported there’s a historic opportunity for these two dictators.

You might think it was a Freudian Slip. But Sigmund Freud called me from purgatory to say this isn’t a Freudian Slip, it’s ironic reporting in the world of Fake News.

For those of you who don’t understand irony, think of it this way…

The Emergency Broadcast System sent out a warning to test if we’re actually paying attention and they came back with the same conclusion they reach every time: we’re definitely NOT paying attention.

Robert DeNiro was so pissed off, last night at The Tony Awards, on stage in front of the world, he said, “It’s no longer Down With Trump, it’s Fuck Trump.”

I’m not sure if it’s okay for Potty Mouth to trend on Twitter, but if I had to be honest, I have less of a problem with Fuck Trump than I do with Potty Mouth. What kind of Fucking Asshole says Potty Mouth?

A perv, that’s who. Or a priest. In both cases, someone who has something to hide. Robert DeNiro has nothing to hide and in case anyone else in the world of entertainment is paying attention, this is how you do it. You cannot beat an entertainer with a politician and Trump is an entertainer. So step up, Hollywood. A time comes when silence is betrayal and this is that Fucking Time.

You talkin’ to me?

You talkin’ to me?

You talkin’ to me?

Yes, everyone in Hollywood responsible for unleashing this monster on the world, I’m talking to you!