[L]iberals believe the world is out of resources, that the world is gonna die, that we're going to run out of water and we'll have to start eating each other. They don't trust humanity to take care of itself and they believe we are on our own in the universe with no higher power watching out for us. No wonder they are hopeless. They are at the mercy of their superstitions.

Conservatives know none of these things are true, and we have a basic faith in humanity and God. Life is good as long as you work to make it so.

I will never understand how the term "conservative" got so perverted as to not include the idea of conservation. As has been said many times before, where do you get the idea that you can crap on, and use up this world and God will just fix it? If you give your child a toy and he smashes it, do you just buy him a new one? Too many people behave like human locusts.

Conservatives believe that poor = lazy and hard-working = rioh; therefore, that single mother of three who's working two jobs and still can't make ends meet must be a lazy bum living off handouts, and that trust fund brat who never even picked up a pen until Daddy handed him an executive job with a six-figure salary on a silver platter is a hard-working go-getter who pulls himself up by his own bootstraps. They believe in personal freedom and that the government should stay out of our lives...until women want to get abortions and men want to marry men, of course. They believe the Bible is absolute, literal fact when it says homosexuality is an abomination, but is open to interpretation when it says you should sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor. They believe hard work can solve problems, as long as it doesn't require them to make even the most minor of sacrifices. That's why they like prayer so much: it's the perfect way to do nothing and still feel like you've done something. They believe admitting to being wrong about anything is the worst thing you can do. They believe that decades of research supporting global warming and evolution isn't trustworthy, but hearing one person say vaccines cause autism is gospel truth. They believe America is constantly beset on all sides by purely-evil enemies who want to take out freedoms away, and are trying to thwart them by taking our freedoms away first. Their so-called "courage" is pants-wetting fear of anything new or different that might prove their previously-held beliefs false.

"[L]iberals believe the world is out of resources, that the world is gonna die, that we're going to run out of water and we'll have to start eating each other."
This sounds more like environmentalist ideology...even then it isn't exactly accurate

"They don't trust humanity to take care of itself"
The key tenet of Liberalism as an ideology is Individualism. They believe people are essentially rational (and self interested). Humans can look after themselves fine...

"and they believe we are on our own in the universe with no higher power watching out for us."
While there is possibly a correlation between more leftist ideology and atheism, "does not believe in god" is not part of the ideology.

"Conservatives know none of these things are true, and we have a basic faith in humanity and God"
Incorrect. Conservative ideology tends to subscribe more to a Tragic Vision of Human Nature than Liberalism which is essentially progressive. (Think Whig conceptions of history). As it believes that humans are rational and self interested it tends to believe that they can progress and improve society as well. Whereas for Conservatives they key point is to avoid messing things up & traditional insitutions have proved their worth (as the Church could be considered one this is teh only bit you get semi-right).

The world has limited resources, the world will die if we don't take care of it, and water is scarce. Don't know where the eating each other bit came from.
This kind of opinion is the result of an utterly soft and sheltered lifestyle in an extremely wealthy country. It combines arrogance and ignorance, boasting and self-deceit.

"[L]iberals believe the world is out of resources,that the world is gonna die, that we're going to run out of water and we'll have to start eating each other"Not quite, but the liberal party does admit that we should probably be a bit more responsible.
The liberal party was the second party to accept the need for restraint and sustainability in our use of resources.

The conservative party has pretty much handed our resources over to the American empire, and given a blank cheque to any foreign corporation that wants to suck the life out of this country.

Show me someone who thinks we're out of resources right now. We're not, but some of the resources most important to our society such as oil are finite and nonrenewable, so we should really be getting around to finding something renewable before we run out. God's not going to put more oil in the ground.

that the world is gonna die

Uh...what? Fundies are the ones going on and on about the Rapture or about how the dirty Muslims are trying to destroy the world (or at least America, which for all intents and purposes is the world to them). The Mayan 2012 myth is just that, a myth.

that we're going to run out of water and we'll have to start eating each other.

You must have a very spacious rear to keep pulling these things out of it.

They don't trust humanity to take care of itself and they believe we are on our own in the universe with no higher power watching out for us.

I could just as easily argue that atheists (who are not all liberals, just as not all liberals are atheists) have more faith in humanity since we are convinced no one else will help us.

No wonder they are hopeless. They are at the mercy of their superstitions.

Ahahahahahaha that's a good one. Not that I would expect him to understand that a superstition is a belief in supernatural causality, when atheists distinctly don't believe in supernatural events.

Conservatives know none of these things are true, and we have a basic faith in humanity and God. Life is good as long as you work to make it so.

Most liberals have a basic faith in humanity. Stop claiming the moral high ground when you don't actually hold it. Most liberals work just as hard as conservatives

So, let's see ... you Fundies believe that Armageddon is right around the corner, that the stars are going to fall from the sky, that war-pstilence-famine-and-death are about to descend upon us all, that the whole Earth is about to be destroyed, that the world is going to Hell in a handbasket ...

Conservatives know that the world, being eternally exploitable, contains limitless resources and that there will be a never ending series of opportunities for making a buck.

But if the worst does come to the worst, they also vaguely know that an invisible non-existent magic super god-man-ghost will keep putting the pennies in their pockets ...somehow ...possibly by prayer.

You know you can trust Conservatives' folksy good sense and fear of not being able to command the world's resources as though those resources were a herd of camels or women.

"It doesn't matter how ridiculous a lie is if the lie is your only chance of escape. It doesn't matter how obvious the truth is if the truth is that you'll never escape."______Irina Asinova, Gorky Park