We have two more Smackdown! shows to go before
Wrestlemania XX, and I used my best lead in last week.
Crap. But there are some unanswered that need to be
addressed. Like, will WWE champion Eddie Guerrero be
in Savannah, Georgia tonight after being driven away
in a squad car last week?

Paul Heyman wastes no time in answering that
question, starting the show in his office. He
apologizes for Eddie Guerrero's actions. He informs us
that Kurt Angle will join us later via satellite to
address the Guerrero situation, while Eddie will be
ordered to the ring to issue a public apology.

What's that? It's Stone Cold's music! And his ATV,
but he's not driving it. Brock Lesnar is at the wheel,
and drives the stolen vehicle to the ring. Lesnar has
some things to get of his chest before his match. He
blames Austin for his title loss at No Way Out, and
then he tells Goldberg that he's next. I'm no PhD, but
I wouldn't go making the man officiating my match at
Wrestlemania angry.

Match #1 - Brock Lesnar vs. Hardcore Holly

Why must we be subjected to this again? Holly
interrupts Lesnar's rant, but Brock turns the tables
quickly with a spine buster. Lesnar then slaps on a
gut wrench, which Holly breaks with a series of back
elbows. Holly is then clotheslined over the top rope.
On the outside, Lesnar is whipped into the ring post,
but the effects don't last long. Back in the ring,
Lesnar quickly hits an F-5, mercifully ending the
match.

Winner via pinfall: Brock Lesnar

After the match, Lesnar taunts Austin even more,
by drinking beer in the ring. He then rides off with
Austin's music playing in the background. Not a smart
move Brock, not a smart move at all.

Scotty hits Danny with a shoulder block to start
off the match. In true heel style, Danny gauges Scotty
in the eye with his thumb, and then throws him into
the ring post. Scotty fights out of an armbar, and
knocks Danny to the mat. Rikishi calls for the worm.
Scotty nails a bulldog, and starts the dance. The ref
is distracted though, and Doug switches with Danny.
Doug pops up right before Scotty delivers the chop.
Doug rolls up a surprised Scotty and claims the
victory for his brother.

Winner via pinfall: Danny Bashaam with an
assist from Doug

The Eddie Guerrero saga is recapped.

After the break, Kurt Angle joins us from
Pittsburgh via satellite. Angle says he is here to
save us from Eddie Guerrero. No more innocent people
will get hurt when Angle is champ. He says Eddie
won't change. Although it hurt his feelings to get
booed, Angle doesn't regret his actions. He will be
fighting for the future of the company at
Wrestlemania.

Match #3 - Funaki vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. w/
Chavo Sr.

In my notebook I am writing squash, but boy was I
wrong. Funaki is getting is a lot of offense. He
knocks Chavo from the ring, and then hits him with a
baseball slide that sends Junior in the security
barrier. Chavo is able to slaps an abdominal stretch
on Funaki, but nearly get rolled up when he starts
paying more attention to his father then the action in
the ring. Funaki keeps the pressure on with a bulldog,
followed by an enzugiri after a two count. Chavo
Senior hops up on the ring apron, distracting the ref
and Funaki. Junior grabs Funaki by the hair, slamming
the back of his head across his knee. Chavo covers and
steals a win.

Winner via pinfall: Chavo Guerrero Jr.

Back in his office, Paul Heyman and Dawn Marie get
ready to head to the ring to confront Eddie. Paul
reassures Dawn that everything will be okay.

The recap of the South African tour is shown. Good
times had by all.

Paul Heyman is in the ring with Dawn Marie. Pauly
has seconds thoughts and sends Dawn back to the
office. Paul demands that Eddie come to the ring and
the champ obliges. Eddie comes to the ring and
apologizes to all that were offended last week. Heyman
graciously accepts his apology. But Eddie has one more
thing to say. "I lied!" Eddie is so proud that he
pulled the wool over Heyman's eyes. Heyman tells Eddie
that he himself will beat some sense into him since
Angle isn't here. Eddie tells him that he couldn't beat
him if both arms were tied behind his back. Heyman
calls Eddie's bluff and puts it to the people.
Apparently, the crowd wants to see Eddie take on
Heyman with both hands tied behind his back.

Ultimo Dragon starts off in the ring with Akoi.
Dragon rolls through a sunset flip, kicking Akio in
the chest. Kidman tags in, and drop a leg on Akio by
coming over the top rope. Akio is able to tag in
Tajiri, who meets with a head scissors from Kidman.
Tajiri takes a swipe at the face corner, and when
Mysterio enters the ring, all three heels nail Kidman
with simultaneous dropkicks to his skull. Sakoda stays
in to hammer on Kidman. After a vertical suplex, Akio
is tags in. Kidman lays him out with a drop kick, and
tags in Mysterio. Rey-Rey hits a tilt-a-whirl head
scissors. All heck breaks loose, then. Ultimo hits a
flying body press off the top rope to the outside.
Tajiri then breaks up a 619 attempt, but is then
neutralized by Kidman. Mysterio hits a swinging DDT on
Akio, spiking him into the mat. Mysterio covers and
picks up the win for the good guys.

Winner via pin fall: Billy Kidman, Rey
Mysterio, and Ultimo Dragon

Dawn Marie tries to talk Paul out of his match
with Eddie Guerrero to no avail.

The World's Greatest Tag Team comes to the ring
dressed as the APA. Charlie 'Faarooq' Haas is sporting
a big afro, and Shelton 'Bradshaw' Benjamin has nice
blonde wig on. The two hit the ring and make fun of
rednecks, and, of course, the APA. The real deal hits
the ring, after the WGGT sing a horrible song. Faarooq
and Bradshaw take care of business, until the
Bashaams jump them from behind. Scotty II Hotty and
Rikishi eventually make the save, but it's too little,
too late.

Big Show gives A-Train a little pep talk in the
back.

Match #5 - John Cena vs. A-Train

Sorry, no rap this week. I couldn't keep up. Cena
takes a huge clothes line to start the match. Cena
ducks a punch, and the fight spills to the outside.
A-Train tries to clothesline Cena into the ring post,
but Cena ducks and catches all steel. Back in the
ring, Cena works the arm, but is taken down with
another clothesline. A-Train goes to work on Cena's
knee. Cena mounts a comeback. He nails the
five-knuckle shuffle, and gets A-Train up for the F-U.
Cena covers and wins. After the match, Big Show comes
out to talk to Cena. He pretty much tells Cena that
Wrestlemania XX will be the end of his career.

Winner via pin fall: John Cena

Backstage, Heyman makes it clear to referee Brian
Hebner works for him. Heyman also tells him that he
will hold onto the key himself.

Match #5 - Paul Heyman vs. Eddie Guerrero

Eddie rolls to the ring in a low rider truck, as
Paul waits for him in the ring. Eddie doesn't seem
real eager to put on the cuffs, but he does. With the
champ restrained, Heyman takes a shot at Eddie.
Guerrero ducks the next punch and kicks the GM. He
then pushes Heyman into the corner, and goes to work
with his feet. Heyman rolls out of the ring, and heads
to the back. Eddie follows him up the ramp, but stops
dead in his tracks when Kurt Angle steps out from
behind the curtain. Eddie runs back into the ring, and
is able to hold of Kurt for a little. Angle eventually
gets in the ring. Eddie ducks a punch, but Angle is
able to grab his leg. Angle lands a series of punches,
sending Eddie to his knees. Angle grabs the title belt
and shows it to Eddie. Eddie spits in his face and
Angle lays him out.