The last one is a total bummer, but I have to say, the first two and a few others are quite appealing. Especially the first two which reference the big goddesses of prehistory. But then, I always look at a designer’s choices for footwear in terms of how they really feel about women….these are bum awful, so, strange twisted, somewhat appealing effort. Ready to Wear? I think you got the wrong show.

The audience is madly texting – probably not “what a load of junk” though – except for the Fleet Street costume which I think might be quite popular in certain bars during Fleet Week – why do they dress women like this?

In one of the Great British Sewing Bee finals, one of the guys made a “skanklet”…a skirt-like creation with ankle things suspended on boned strips. The judges absolutely fried him; but now he should maybe sue for copyright infringement, further to that interview-outfit above!

Interview suit – nailed it! hahaha! Do you think sometimes designers go – ‘I wonder how much c**p I can send down the runway and people will still applaud?” I love the look on the face of the woman sitting on the end of the row- you know she’s just thinking WTF!

This just brightened my entire day!! My jaw fell open after that first photo, and stayed that way until the end. The “Potholder” one reminds me of the shape of an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, if one were made out of those balloons people use to make shapes and animals. I think I’d rather save up for a solid gold sarcophagus if I had to choose! (Added bonus: I would be dead inside it, so would feel no shame.) 😉

I have an interview today so I got a kick outta the thought of making a bit more of an entrance….big carnival theme here otherwise…… with giant summercamp pot holders (like outa control kindergarden theatre piece) – really gotta wonder about RTW – the clinque girl coat had a nice look but then am I just digging around for something wearable here! (mouse comment my favourite – and as always – you really find some gems!)

Ok… I’ve had gastric bypass and have some of the saggy thing going so I understand and I’m not being cruel to people with that issue but damn! those first couple of pictures remind me of the before pics of people who have lost several hundred pounds and are having skin removal surgeries. I don’t think ANYTHING could be less flattering and unattractive on a woman’s body than these things they are calling designs. Let’s see a mans design like this with certain private parts sagging in hanging lumps to their knees.

WTH?!! Why would I (or any woman) want to wear an outfit with droopy boobs? (I can see those when I look in the mirror) And that potholder outfit-how do you even move in that? The model looks completely uncomfortable.