i wish. i havent been shitting straight lately. maybe i should get my ahole medically stretched. ha. thoughts?

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I had a straight friend (a hot weightlifter) whose asshole was very tight. His high-fibre vegetarian diet was tearing up his hole making it bleed when he had a shit.

He went to hospital to have his asshole surgically enlarged. He said the operation was so painful afterwards that he couldn't sit down for days and had to sleep on his stomach. Quote: "I'll never be a poofter (faggot) now!" I'm not sure if he said that with regret or relief!

Unfortunately I lost contact with him after this so I haven't been able to find out how he enjoys his new larger asshole.