"Before Your Love"

"Before Your Gloves"

The Lyrics

If "No McNair" took care of a WR's sorrow after losing his favourite QB, but what about a QB that can pass well, but never have the chance to start a game, and ended up going somewhere else to find a starting job, and "his catching mate"?

I wondered why I’m forced out of Chesapeake BayHow did I end up with the lowest veterans’ payWhen you’re cut then traded, all the scenery looks the sameAnd you don’t know why, when I threw it to your thighsAnd this hand stretched out in front of me, and I realize

I can’t complete before your glovesI never found the one I trustI never needed anyone to cap my 80-yard driveBut then again, I wasn’t really heavingI never heaved before your gloves

I wanted more than just a rating of 65All of my dreams ended when Bill said goodbyeI stand before you when my life is in your handsAnd I don’t know how you can catch my 16 heavesNow you’ve given me a reason to exist

I can’t complete before your glovesI never found the one I trustI never needed anyone to cap my 80-yard driveBut then again, I wasn’t really heavingI never heaved before your glovesI won’t believe the first downs you tucked

And I don’t know why, why they drafted this cool guyBut you give me a big lifeline, just in time.

I can’t complete before your glovesI never found the one I trustI never needed anyone to cap my 80-yard driveBut then again, I wasn’t really heavingI never heaved, I never heaved before your gloves

Thanks to NFL.com, I've found my two subjects: But can you guess who I'm referring to?

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It is about American football. Receivers are allowed to wear gloves to improve catching. Drive in American football is just a term for continuous series of offensive possession. With that cleared up, can you guess who I got the inspiration from?

Welcome to AmIRight Rocky. Good job with the rhyme scheme, and pretty tight on the pacing. Though on a comedy scale I'd normally say '4' here, but considering it's the very first thing I've read by you--you get 5's from me because most stuff I read by new participants rarely follow the rules of pacing and rhyme scheme. . .keep it up.

I do have a tendency to bend the pacing a bit, but then it makes sense when I practice singing it. Oh, the answer of the two guys I got the inspirations for this song: Derek Anderson & Braylon Edwards.

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