Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Background & Significance: Robert Holmes is one of the three greatest Doctor Who writers of all time,
which is rather fortunate because he also happens to be the most
prolific, writing seventy two of the Classic series' original
almost-seven-hundred episode run (which, by the way, is over ten percent
of all Classic episodes). Throw in the lot that he oversaw as script editor and
that number balloons to one hundred forty four (which is almost 20% of
all Doctor Who episodes ever produced). His run was so
long and prolific, in fact, it can be broken down into stages: two Troughton
era stories (where he got his feet wet), to four classic Pertwee stories
(which allowed him playing ground to experiment with different types of
stories) to his run at script editor when he shaped and created (in a
sense) Tom Baker's Doctor (during which he wrote five stories), to his
few dabbles in the post-him Tom Baker era, to his long break where he
didn't write any Doctor Who stories for five years, to his
triumphant return with "The Caves of Androzani" and his final Colin
Baker stories, which were landmarks and such. In a lot of ways, he
reminds me of The Modern Era's Steven Moffat in that Moffat got his feet
wet during Eccleston, played around with different stories during
Tennant, and then took over the show for a new Doctor when Tennant left.
Both men created/are creating classic, popular foes that are known for
being scary, wrote tremendously famous/popular stories, and they both
are proven to be idea factories through and through.

But "The Caves of Androzani" is his unabashed masterpiece.

We've been talking about Holmes a lot lately. Hell, this is the fourth story penned by Holmes in the past two months, but this is one that's... special. It's the only time Holmes ever wrote for the 5th Doctor and it was his last opportunity to because this is Holmes's opportunity to write a Doctor's regeneration story. Indeed, it really brings him full circle because his bursting onto the scene happened in Jon Pertwee's first story (so he did a post-regen story) after two stories of warm-up. And this is his last story before (essentially) two stories of cool-down (if you count "Trial" as one big monolithic story). It also makes Holmes relatively unique, as he's one of only three other writers (Terrence Dicks, Christopher Bidmead, and Russell T. Davies) to write both a regeneration story (that is, a story that ends in regeneration) and a post-regeneration story (that is, a story that picks up immediately after The Doctor's regeneration).

"Androzani" came about because Eric Saward (having gone back through the Doctor Who archives) became enamored with Holmes and looked for a way to get Holmes back to write a story for Doctor Who again. Somehow Holmes (who apparently thought he'd been away for long enough) and Nathan-Turner (who disliked bringing in people who had been around on the program longer than him and who could thus undermine his authority) both got on board and there was an attempt to get Holmes to write the 20th Anniversary special (what eventually became "The Five Doctors"). Holmes found the laundry list of things to include (Cybermen, a Dalek, Time Lords, Gallifrey, The Master, and Five Doctors) untenable and stepped down from scripting duties. But Saward, not wanting to let go of a good thing and desperate to get Holmes's quality into his own run on the show, managed to persuade Nathan-Turner to bring Holmes in for a different story. That story became, eventually, "The Caves of Androzani", The 5th Doctor's final story.

It's not all about Holmes, though. This story also marks the first behind-the-camera effort for Graeme Harper, who is, for my money, the best Doctor Who director of all time, and this is the first thing he'd ever directed. Ever. He'd been around the show (and other shows) as an assistant at various levels (working under Douglas Camfield at one point). If you know the name, you know for a fact this is not the last thing he directed either and that he went on to do not only "Revelation of the Daleks" but a number of stories during the David Tennant years (including the Cybermen stories in series two, "Utopia" in series three, series four's finale of "Stolen Earth/Journey's End", the exquisite "Waters of Mars", and a bunch of other programs like the BBC's most recent adaptation of Robin Hood.

But this is the first thing he ever directed, so I guess it's worth seeing if he puts his back into it and if there's any hints of a great director in here who might one day blossom into someone fantastic amazing.

I suppose I should also mention that in that Doctor Who Mighty 200 poll this came out at the very very top. So it is considered (at least as of 2009) as the fan-consensus greatest Doctor Who story ever produced. So no pressure there. That poll is basically just saying that this story is better than every single other Doctor Who story we've ever yet talked about. That's a tall order and with fifty years of television stories I'd say... well... it's worth discussing whether or not this is the best Doctor Who story ever. Granted, I know my own thoughts based on the one previous time I've watched this. I'm just wondering if this will confirm or adjust them.

So let's get to it!

Commentary!:

Part 1:

“In times of war the
innocent die too.” - Chellak

Just a few short weeks ago, during an episode of Homeland in
which [some major shit went down], I found myself thinking (as the major shit
was going down) “how is this happening? How can they do this? Truly, this feels
like a nightmare because it can’t be real. Someone’s going to wake up right
now, one of these guys, because there’s no way they’re doing this right now.”
And that’s not the first time something like that has happened to me. I mean, it doesn’t happen very often, but
when it does it’s jarring. There’s a particular pace with which we expect a
story to proceed and when it massively outstrips that pace it leaves us reeling
because we can’t handle the relentlessness to which the story just messed with
our characters in irreversible ways. Things are happening that seem
unbelievable. So unbelievable that we intuit that someone is dreaming. And
someone is about to wake up because this surely must be a fever dream. And I
don’t know if it’s going to be Carrie or Brody or Saul or even me. Someone
needs to wake up because that’s how you escape the nightmare state.

Enter Androzani Minor.

The weird thing about Doctor
Who is that despite having almost eight hundred episodes under its belt
it’s ridiculously difficult to get you into that nightmare space. Sure, they
have moments that surprise you and make you gasp: “Professor YANA is The
Master!” and “Oh my god the dude in black just killed Ibrahim Namin!” “How is Scarlioni
in the Renaissance!” and “Castrovalva is a construct!” But all of those are
plot-based reveals and careen the story into a new direction. The feeling of
something being a nightmare has to do with a plot hitting a point of no return.
We felt that in “Inferno” (which we just talked about last week) because… well…
they blow up the world. And episode six feels like a “how are they going to get
out of this” nightmare in the way that I’m talking about.

Consider this, though. It took “Inferno” about five and a
half episodes for it to start feeling like a downward spiral nightmare from
which there was no return.

It takes “The Caves of Androzani” about eighteen minutes.

Now consider that. This story gets me to care about the
characters and puts them in a point-of-no-return position before we’re even
done. That’s insane. And yes, it does mean that Robert Holmes has to fudge the
numbers a bit (The Doctor and Peri just so happen to walk across a dead drop just a minute
before a bunch of Chellak’s men come across it themselves), but it’s the sorta
thing where… we never question bad things happening to our characters. Pile on
the bad, we’ll never question it. It’s only when there’s too much crazy random
happenstance in a general “good” direction that it starts to irk us as cynical
viewers (or savvy viewers as the case might be).

But the sheer amount of things that happen in this episode
is relatively staggering. I mean, it’s not that much more than, say, the first
episode of “The War Games” and indeed the first episode of “The War Games” ends
on basically the same beat as this.

Why, then, is this more staggering than 'The War Games”,
though? They both end with The Doctor getting shot. And I think the reason here
lies in Peri. Peri (as we’ll see) is really one of the main foci of this story
in that much of the plot machinations run around her. But The Doctor here is
clearly more concerned about Peri’s safety than he is for his own. He feels
sorry he let her down and doesn’t quite know what to do with himself to get
them out of the situation.

Indeed, the situation looks itself to be un-get-out-of-able.

But let’s back up and talk about how extremely elegant this
story is in getting us here. We get a bunch of the pieces right at the start
that will end up playing a role later, but they’re all things that you wouldn’t
really notice the first time because you don’t quite know what they mean. For
example, the spectrox nest into which Peri “falls” is remarkably important for
the whole story moving forward (although you’d never guess that at this point).
The closest we get in terms of hints are the cramps in Peri’s legs and the
blisters and rashes that are cropping up on both Peri and The Doctor. But
there’s also hints of Sharez Jek and the way that Harper delays our reveal of
him, shrouding him in both mystery and mystique leading up to his big reveal in
the final moments of this episode.

Visually, it’s stunning, and that’s one of the things that
Harper is quick to point out when talking about his work on this story: he
approached it from a purely visual perspective. So much of Doctor Who at this point was built on flatness for… a number of
reasons. Primarily, I think, it’s worth noting that the show was shot on a
remarkably tight schedule (and indeed bits of this story had to be cut and
altered in order to make sure Harper was able to get what he needed) and such
ambition was not common in the show. One need look no further than the story
that followed this one to see the difference. Everything in “The Twin Dilemma”
is flat and dull. There’s no clever transitions, no way to make the story
visusally appealing. Moffat (for all his faults) relies heavily on Stevens’s
script to carry him through, but unlike “The Two Doctors” (which is strong
enough to carry itself on its own merits) there’s nothing in “The Twin Dilemma"
to carry itself through the process and Moffat’s direction leaves the whole
thing standing stark naked and bare, with all its faults exposed for the world
to shred to pieces.

And needless to say that’s what Harper could do here. Harper
could just sit back and let Holmes’s script carry itself along for the ride.

But he doesn’t, and we get a kick ass script that is
dynamically, thrillingly directed. Nothing about this doesn’t sparkle and
Harper makes a big point of focusing on points of view. Look at the way we stay
with Stotz and his men as they look at The Doctor and Peri standing by the
guns, or the way that The Doctor looks out of his jail cell as the execution
squad sets up for The Doctor and Peri’s forthcoming execution. Or the way that
Jek (and this is Holmes rather than Harper, but Harper does convey it
effectively) has cameras everywhere and is constantly spying on The Doctor and
Peri and Chellak. There’s a voyeuristic quality to this world that Harper
illustrates with his various angles and lenses.

Indeed, The Doctor and Peri are shown in an extreme
wide/establishing shot numerous times all through this episode. Visually, it’s
arresting. Television (especially as it was initially conceived on small boxes
with low resolution) is all about big close ups and tighter angles than film.

This gets to the truth of the matter: that Harper is big on
the basic rule of filmmaking that people can often forget as they study the
field: film is a visual medium and was born from a non-aural mindset. I mean,
silent film means that the first… what… thirtyish years of film had to convey
everything that was going on via what you could see. Visual storytelling. It’s
what film is all about. But Doctor Who
being on television (which started out, essentially, as filmed plays) didn’t
always accentuate the visual like the great directors did. So when you get
visually acclimated Doctor Who directors, your Harpers, your Camfields, it
comes off as remarkably sparky and exciting.

I mean, look at the shot in which Salateen comes for The
Doctor and Peri to bring them off to be executed. The way the camera starts on
the door and then pulls back to reveal The Doctor and Peri is arresting. We’re
running away from him. But as we are The Doctor and Peri stand at attention,
ready for their imminent fate.

More than that, though, the performances are excellent here.
I don’t need to talk about Davison here (mostly because there will be much,
much, much more to say about Davison as the story goes on) except to say that
he’s at the top of his game and we’re just getting started. No, the real person
I have to throw it to is John Normington as Morgus, who gives a performance
that is at once terrifying and hypnotic. I mean, it doesn’t help that Harper clearly
knows how good Morgus is here because the shot where we get his reveal is…
stunning. It’s the moment that makes you sit up and pay attention and go "what
the hell is happening here?”

This, apparently, was a miscommunication of Holmes’s stage
direction. Normington looked right down the barrel of the camera and addresses
us directly. And sure, they can call that an accident, but I call it brilliant
because it pushes this story into a literary, almost Shakespearean direction.

So we have a stunning director pulling out shot after shot
of excellence and performance after performance before we’re even cooking with
gas. And we have him on a script that Robert Holmes (after it came out)
confessed he felt the ability to take liberties with the structure in ways
other stories wouldn’t. And walking into this story just about everyone knows
that this is this Doctor’s final tale. Any other story you put a gun to The
Doctor’s head and you know it’s okay. Put it up to his head in a regeneration
story and it’s slightly more intense.

Put him up against a firing squad and you’ve no idea where
it’s going.

And again it’s the visual. The red of The Doctor and Peri.
The firing squad all standing in lines. The shot of just the guns and making it
purely about the object that will murder our two heroes. The idea that we’ve NO
idea how the hell they’re getting out of this. I mean, sure if you pay
attention there’s a shot in here that totally one hundred percent gives it the
hell away, but I’m willing to forgive it because in the moment you can know
everything about that shot and that this is episode one and there’s three more
to go and it’ll still have you on the edge of your seat. You’re just waiting
the whole time to see how The Doctor and Peri are getting out of this. Are they
going to run? Is Chellak going to change his mind? Is someone going to swing in
and save the day? Surely this must be happening. We’re getting way too close to
the end, someone please save them. Someone please.

But no one does. No calvary arrives. And we see the guns unload their automatic
clips with deafening roars as the theme music crashes in and we smash to
credits. And already we can feel ourselves spiraling down as it crashes
in upon us. It feels like there is no future for The Doctor and Peri and how in
the world are they going to get out of this one and how in the world did we get
here in less than twenty five minutes and how in the world do we possibly move
forward?

It feels like the world has ended. It feels like a
nightmare. It feels like Androzani.

Part 2:

"Nobody lives
forever.” – Peri

So it’s been a while since we’ve talked about structure, but
I feel now is a perfect time to talk about the way Holmes approaches his
stories and this one in particular. Having done his share of four and six part
stories, it’s clear the guy knows how to construct a cracking tale. The trick,
as he demonstrates, is to seed interesting ideas into earlier stories that
might not be relevant in later ones. To put another way: while you’re setting
everything up in the first episode, go ahead and add a subplot that only passes
through the first episode to keep the audience’s attention while you prep the
second. In other words, it’s a magic trick. You wave your hand and make it
hocus pocus while your other hand performs the sleight that makes the whole
thing possible in the first place. Distract your audience with something flashy
so they won’t see the next bit coming.

In “Pyramids of Mars” this was Ibrahim Namin. And okay.
That’s cool. He was interesting in that. In “The Deadly Assassin” it was the
plot to assassinate The Time Lord President.

Now I love those two stories. They’re among my favorites.
But at the end of the day, they don’t thematically tie into what those stories
are actually about. In “Androzani” it’s different. “Androzani” is a big ol’
treatise about mortality and the impending demise of every single character in
the story. Every scene, every beat is about
how the different characters grapple with their mortality. That hits home in a
big bad way in this episode (in which we realize that The Doctor and Peri
unwittingly started dealing with this in the first four minutes of the episode)
but it was also all over the first episode, wasn’t it. The first episode saw
its major plotline blossom into The Doctor and Peri about to be put before a
firing squad and the whole time they really just sit there thinking about their
imminent demise.

While we already said the first episode was excellent, it’s
ultimately unsustainable. It would only be able to take us to The Doctor and
Peri’s execution, which is the end of the first episode. Holmes needs something
more if he wants to drag this out over three more episodes.

The answer, as it turns out, was something that Holmes laid
into the first episode and pays off here: the Spectrox nest Peri comes across
in the first episode, the stuff she picked up and rolled around in her fingers
and handed off to The Doctor is the vehicle of their demise. Ever since then,
the cramps, the rashes, the blisters, all of that is Spectrox poisoning.
Spectrox Toxaemia as Salateen calls it. The Doctor and Peri are dying. There is
no real cure to speak of (the only cure if the milk of the Queen Bat and those
are all deep in the caverns of Androzani, down so deep the air doesn’t go
there) and again we have The Doctor and Peri fighting for their lives, only
this time there won’t be a secret passageway and an android to pull them out at
the last second.

Focusing away from The Doctor and Peri, though, it’s also in
this episode that we learn about the nefarious Sharez Jek and supposed villain
of this story.

Jek, as it turns out, is self-proclaimedly hideous and
spends all of his time down in his lair with naught but androids for company.
Okay, so maybe he has Salateen hanging out with him, but Salateen seems none
too happy with the given situation and really seems to have given up on life.
Now, I love Jek. I think Christopher Gable does a remarkable job considering a
background as a ballet dancer. As with all Holmes villains (who are often
physically grotesque and disguised by hideous masks) the power is in the voice
and the caricaturistic motions the characters make. Gable, having a background
in ballet perfectly manages to capture the sheer physicality such a character
would require. And really, this isn’t like The Master or Morbius or Magnus
Greel or Sutekh. Because Gable is given slightly more of his face to work with
than they were. He gets his lips and a small section around his right eye.

What’s effective about this is the way it just… feels. With
those other villains it’s difficult to see someone in there. They are monstrous
because they are things in shells. But with Jek we can actually see someone in
there.

It helps that the physicality is accentuated here like it’s
not accentuated elsewhere. Jek goes for physical intimacy where the others
wouldn’t. It’s tactile. You can’t imagine Morbius putting his claw on Peri, can
you? Or at least, not in a way that isn’t an attempt to murder her. Instead,
Jek is just a man who is starved for intimacy and human contact and he has
surrounded himself with cold, unfeeling, unthinking, untalking androids. Oh and
Salateen, but Jek is more interested in Salateen as someone who will keep him
from going completely bonkers insane (more than he already is). And in that he
becomes arguably my favorite Holmesian villain, doesn’t he? He’s got the whole
package and seems far more wantonly dangerous than any of the other villains
Holmes deals with. They’re all crippled, yes. But Jek is in no way helpless, is
he? He’s able to go out and orchestrate an exchange of Spectrox for guns. He is
not beholden to his lair, he just stays there because that is his home.

Oh. And he plans to stay with Peri forever.

Ah. See. Here’s the bit where it gets fun. Jek wants the
Doctor and Peri to stay with him forever. He has kidnapped them and brought
them to his lair. But he says to Peri that she and he will stay there forever,
together, the way it’s meant to be. Now, getting away from the very classic
Phantom-esque trope of the hideous monster bringing the beautiful girl down
into his lair and locking her there and planning to keep her there forever, for
once this is a Holmesian plot that links thematically to what he’s talking
about with “mortality”. Jek, who more than anyone in this story save perhaps
The Doctor should be aware of his mortality, isn’t. He thinks he will live
forever. He survived the mud blast. It left him disfigured, but he plans to
live in perpetuity.

That is, he plans to live long enough to see Morgus die by
his hands. So once he has taken his sweet revenge on Morgus he can enjoy the
sweet embrace of death.

Here’s the thing, though. Then why tell Peri they’re going
to live forever? I mean, besides the Spectrox issue (which I’m getting to)
whereby he can live perpetually forever, does this mean that Jek realizes that
his quest for vengeance on Morgus is quixotic and/or that it won’t happen? If
so, that’s a bleak proposition, methinks, and not great for his outlook on life.
I mean, the guy clearly has a lot going for him. A sweet, well-ventilated
underground bunker. Tons of robots. Computer monitors with constant, round the
clock TV. It’s pretty good. But it also says that he’s not ready to face Morgus
no matter how full of hate and evil he might be. The guy’s obsessed with Peri.
And that obsession distracts from his ultimate destiny: that final
confrontation with Morgus.

And Morgus, I suppose we should talk about him because we
glossed over him back in the previous part.

I love Morgus, but Morgus too feeds into this concept of
mortality by being a peddler of (for lack of better term) immortality. In its
refined state Spectrox can slow the ageing process to a standstill and make
someone live up to twice their normal life span. He is the keeper of life
itself and is particularly addicted to the drug itself. Normington’s complexion
is such that he looks like an older man who appears much younger. And isn’t
that in and of itself a reflection of The Doctor and specifically this Doctor?
He’s an old man in a young man’s body for the first time ever and one of his
adversaries (only he doesn’t know it yet) is a man who reflects that notion. So
he’s a fantastic foil AND he’s the keeper of the thing that is slowly poisoning
The Doctor: Spectrox. Like… that’s just remarkably good and remarkably clever,
isn’t it?

Morgus too is prolonging his life and not dealing with his
own mortality. This is a Holmes story, bro. Methinks you probably should.

And finally there’s Stotz.

Now… what I love about Stotz (besides the fact that Maurice
Roeves is utterly brilliant) is how much of a fucking wild card he is. Stotz
brings death. Never is that more clear than in the scene where he holds the
knife to Krelper’s throat and threatens him to bite down on the poison pill
that’ll kill him in ten seconds. Can you think of a better image for Stotz? Him
pinning Krelper down with sheer brute force, a knife in one hand, a poisonous
pill in the other, all the while they overlook the abyss beneath a steep cliff?
It tells you everything you need to know about this character.

What’s more? Stotz is Morgus’s right hand man.

Isn’t that interesting? On the one hand you have the man who
holds the Spectrox, the man who gives life. And on the other you have his avatar
in the world, Stotz, who acts on his behalf and deals with his affairs outside
of his castle, perched atop the world…

Wait. Hang on. Isn’t that just a Holmesian double act? Like
a traditional double act? Only slightly subverted? Normally the Holmesian
villain is a horribly grotesque and disfigured character, trapped within some
subterranean lair and trying to get free and join the outside world.
Inititally, you’d think that would be Sharez Jek. He has all the hallmarks of a
Holmesian villain. And in a lot of ways he absolutely is. And this Holmesian
villain always has an avatar who walks in and out of the narrative, interacting
with the real world, preparing the way for his master’s forthcoming return. For
Jek, that’s Android-Salateen. Only this seems wholly dissatisfying.
Android-Salateen isn’t really accomplishing much. He’s basically shadowing
General Chellak.

No. The trick to this story is that there are two Holmesian
villains, each with their own avatars. Yes, Jek and Salateen are clearly the
Holmesian trope, but so too is Morgus.

Here’s why: Morgus is a monster. A real monster. We’ll see
it more as the story goes on, but he’s a real bastard in every sense of the
word. And he’s hideous. What he’s done to his body (stretching his life past
its normal course) is repugnant and against the very laws of nature. And he’s
trapped not in a subterranean lair, but in what’s basically the penthouse suite
of an incredibly tall tower that lords over everyone. And sure he’s not
trapped, but he hasn’t really left the place yet. Everything he does he does
through Stotz, his antithesis who appears rugged and old in every sense of the
word. And the two complement each other remarkably well.

I mean, look at the way Harper shoots them. Morgus always
has the power of the scene, whether he’s sitting or standing it never feels
like he’s bowing down to anyone.

As for Stotz, look at the way Harper shoots the scene in
which he threatens Krelper. It starts with Krelper standing over a sleeping
Stotz. Honestly, it’s about the most dangerous position you could possibly
stand in. It looks like Krelper is about to urinate all over Stotz. That’s what
it looks like. And the scene ends with Stotz standing over Krelper in the same
pose, with Krelper completely humiliated and defeated after their little
scuffle. And it’s fascinating to watch. Harper is so good with the visual that
every shot means something, every shot points to something larger.

Don’t believe me? What about the bit where Jek is talking to
Peri. And when we have the shot of The Doctor and Peri on the bench facing us
with Jek’s back to the camera, it’s clear that The Doctor is between the two.
And yet when we go for the reverse angle of Jek from the front The Doctor is
left out of frame. And that’s the thing about Harper is… again… it’s not just
the angles he shoots. It’s not just the fact that each image means something,
but he’s also using the visual language of Doctor Who to dance around meanings
and relationships. The choreography of the blocking is like nothing I’ve ever
seen. It’s a dance watching Jek move to Peri and The Doctor moves around to get
into frame between them, protecting this girl he doesn't know, whom he feels so
responsible for. It’s so fluid and dynamic and that’s the thing about Classic
Who. It’s shot on multiple cameras like a sitcom with longer takes and less
editing, so when you see things go uninterrupted like this it stands out as
special and unique.

I mean, god. Look at the way Jek and The Doctor play around
each other. Is there anything better?

It’s an incredible episode and one that only builds upon the
tensions built up in the previous one. It’s a fantastic proper introduction to
Jek and Stotz and moves the story along in a rip roaring way. In fact, the
first two thirds of this episode take place (from The Doctor/Peri’s
perspective) in Jek’s lair. And yet it doesn’t feel stale or like it drags. It
feels like the story is rocketing along. The other bits of the story, the stuff
with Stotz, the stuff with Morgus are exciting and it’s fantastic to see the
different various components of the story snap into place. Stotz is cracking
deals with Jek. Stotz is working for Morgus. Jek is spying on Chellak via a
Salateen android. And in the middle we have The Doctor and Peri trying to
escape to freedom but only after they’ve gotten the Queen Bat milk.

Which… I mean… isn’t that why the story is scary? This story
is about the fights of a bunch of angry old men. The only man who’s remotely
young here is Salateen. Morgus, Stotz, the President, Jek… all of them seem
middle aged and have been around the bend a bit. Perhaps, closer to death than
you’d expect (in a natural way).

And the end of this episode, in which Salateen takes
advantage of some chaos and scurries off with Peri into the caves for parts
unknown, aren’t we suddenly blessed with a remarkable moment of clarity? Peri is easily
the youngest person in this story. She is the one so full of life and energy and
coveted by the grumpy old men around her. I mean, you could argue that Peri
does have the sexual desire aspect to her, but that doesn’t play thematically.
She’s what they’re fighting over: the promise of immortality. All these guys
know what’s at stake. Morgus will prolong his life for as long as possible. Jek
seeks companionship before he faces his finale end. Stotz has a death wish.
Thematically, Peri is the object of their affections because it’s a natural
youth that money can’t buy and that… well… happens.

But she is also dying and the closest one to death in this
story. And isn’t that fascinating? The youngest player in the story, the one
most likely to throw her life away because she doesn’t know what it means to be
young and virile is also the one closest to losing hers.

She is the reminder, then, of what it is these people are
playing for. Immortality. And just one misstep and you find yourself on death’s
door with no hope of escape. It’s that recklessness that gives you lease on
life. Until you grow old you look youthful, at least you look beautiful, and at
least you can convince yourself that you might just live forever.

Part 3:

“You were led by your
own cupidity. Greed, heedless of caution, lures many a man to his death.” –
Sharez Jek

“And I’m not going to
let you stop me now!” – The Doctor

All of these characters want something. And yeah, okay,
that’s a stupid fucking comment. Characters want things. Yes. That’s what
characters do, but how often have we watched Doctor Who stories and seen them list lazily from concept to
concept or beat to beat? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve talked about a Doctor Who story on this blog and held
it up against this story and railed about how those stories don’t have what
this story has: basic conceptions of drama. All drama is based around the idea
that you have a character and they want something.

Or as my old screenwriting professor put it and so
succinctly: “Who is your character? What do they want? And what are they doing
to get the thing that they want?”

All too often Doctor
Who stories are about “fixing the problem.” In “The War Games” it’s The
Doctor attempting to stop the injustice of The War Lord’s death scenarios. In
“Pyramids of Mars” it’s The Doctor trying to stop the rise and return of
Sutekh. And Holmes’s stories have a long history of that “prevention”. Perhaps
that’s because Holmes is good at making nemeses for The Doctor, but he’s always
going up against them and he’s always stopping them. Always. It’s very Holmes.
And not just Holmes, but it’s just about every other Doctor Who story that’s ever been around. Happens. The Doctor fits
into a heroic, man vs. enemy structure. So it makes sense that that’d be par
for the course. There’s an enemy. The Doctor wants to stop said enemy.
Conflict!

Here, though, The Doctor’s goal, his want is very different.

Shelve that thought.

The reason this story is so good and the reason it’s so
hardcore and exciting is because everything that’s happening on screen is
driven by the conflict of every single character bouncing around Androzani and
off of each other. Holmes creates a scenario that’s nothing short of a powder
keg ready to explode. The military is hunting a mad man and Chellak seems to be
at his wit’s end as to what to do about it because he’s making no headway. Jek
is biding his time waiting for his revenge on Morgus and his solitude is
driving him completely insane. Stotz is working with Jek but he desperately
wants to get back to Major and get paid. Morgus is desperate to keep his
stranglehold over Androzani Major.

Now, all of these elements have been in a détente. It’s only
with the arrival of The Doctor that they all come to a breaking point. The
Doctor showing up in the caves in the first episode brings him to the attention
of Morgus and his escape from the firing squad at the hands of Sharez Jek
brings Chellak to a frustrated and hot-headed state. Jek has gotten the better
of him for too long. It’s time to step it off. It’s time to end it. The Doctor’s
escape from Jek’s lair allows Salateen to return to Chellak and reveal that
Jek’s been ahead of Chellak the whole time. Now Chellak can work around Jek by
feeding misinformation to the Salateen android. The Doctor returning to Jek and
Morgus’s rendez-vous (which would be a standout badass power moment of the
episode/Doctor were it not for the massive elephant in the room) gives Jek
information about Salateen’s escape and allows Jek to stay that extra step
ahead of Chellak and the military.

So we have Chellak kicking his campaign into high gear and
wanting to take down Jek while Jek wants to stay in business and amanges to get
ahead of Chellak.

But there’s also the storyline about Morgus and Stotz. It’s
because The Doctor returns to Jek and Stotz that he is taken hostage by Stotz
and put on display before Morgus. Morgus (upon recognizing) The Doctor fears
the worst from the government and thinks The Doctor is a captured spy in some
vast conspiracy to bring down his criminal empire. This inspires Morgus to
assassinate The President and head to Androzani Minor to untangle the web of
conspiracy and lies. Were The Doctor not on the ship Morgus and Stotz would be
none the wiser, Stotz woulda returned and who knows? Woulda been made rich
based on The Doctor’s regeneration. Spectrox 2.0. But because there’s
conspiracies and a massive web of paranoia and interconnectedness the entire
house of cards starts to come crashing down.

It’s here that The Doctor makes his move. But more on that
in a second.

Up until now these characters all want different things from
each other. Stotz wants Morgus to pay him. Morgus wants Stotz to deliver the Spectrox
from Sharez Jek. Sharez Jek wants Morgus’s gas weapons so he can fight the
military. Chellak wants to bring down Jek and will do anything
to make that happen. So it’s a ridiculous amount of conflict going down. And
it’s all masterfully plotted by Holmes and masterfully weaved through by Graeme
Harper. Scenes race along at a breakneck pace as we cut across the sprawling
mini epic that’s going down in the Caves of Androzani Minor. Transitions, as
ever, are clever. We see Chellak talk about how he will see Jek dragged before
every city on Androzani Major and then we cut to a shot of The Doctor chained
on the bridge of Stotz’s ship. Visually, it’s a great transition and the sort
you’d only get in a story like this with a director like Harper. I mean, it’s
working on every level.

Even thematically.

Yes we’re still dealing with mortality and the idea of “what
would you do to stay alive”, but as Jek points out the beginning of this
episode, greed is an un-doer of things. The unbridled and unchecked wants and
desires of all these men is going to bring down the balance of terror that’s
keeping everything on Androzani Minor in its own tentative place. No one has
any regards for any sorta caution here and it’s leading to some truly reckless
things. Stotz is in such desire for a bonus from Morgus that he puts The Doctor
on the vidscreen and Morgus is so greedy for more and more power (or even the
status quo of his castle on a hill) that he recklessly assassinates The
President (which will have an outcome in the next episode). Jek is in such
desire for Peri that he barges into the military camp and personally steals her
away. Not only is this about the best go-getter moment in the history of the
entire series (and knowing me and this blog you should know that’s saying
something) but it also points to how mad with desire Jek is and how his need
for Peri will also reflect how badly he wants to take out Morgus, which, too,
will be his undoing.

I apologize for speaking so extensively about the twists and
turns of the plot, but it’s really what kicks in on this episode. But what’s
fascinating is the way you almost don’t notice it until you’re deep deep into
it. We’re so used to the excellent table setting by this point that we’ve had
nothing to prepare us for the sudden developments coming at us hot and heavy.
It was dangerous already, but suddenly Androzani Minor is the last place in the
world you’d want to be. And the fact that The Doctor is spirited away by Stotz
and his crew would be a relief under any circumstances. He has been spirited
away to the sanctity of a spaceship where he will not be beaten or threatened.
Sure, Morgus threatens him (and who doesn’t threaten him) but it’s a respite
from the violent chaos that is slowly overtaking all of Androzani.

Of that violent chaos slowly erupting onto Androzani, The
Doctor gets the worst of it, and the vicious brutality of Androzani hits him
harder here than it has in the previous episodes. There’s NOTHING more shocking
than seeing Sharez Jek spin around and backhand The Doctor across the face for
giving a snide remark in response to a very serious question. And Jek ups the
ante further by having two androids lift The Doctor off the ground and threaten
to tear the very arms of his body (Harper’s choice of dutch angle here against
the dark backdrop is impossibly effective even without the pain etched all over
Davison’s wincing face which is just the cherry on top). And The Doctor’s legs
give way as he’s hauled back to Stotz’s ship, the next stage in the Spectrox
Toxaemia, which seems more advanced than Peri’s. She looks worse, sure, but her
legs haven’t given out yet as the poisoning reaches The Doctor’s spinal cord
and starts to attack his thoracic spinal nerve.

So the ship becomes a respite, a place of safety, and a
place for The Doctor to relax should he choose to.

But no. The Doctor doesn’t do that. No. He’s driven (as we
find out here) by an overwhelming desire to rescue Peri.

This is the crux of the story and why this is my favorite Doctor Who story of all time. The Doctor
doesn’t give a fuck about Jek or Morgus or Stotz or Chellak or anyone else on
Androzani Minor. All he cares about is getting Peri to safety and out of this
whole mess that he keeps compounding on the situation. And that want, that need
drives him into recklessness, more reckless than anyone else in this story has
been so far and perhaps even will be. It’s that desire that makes him return to
Stotz and Jek in the first place (because he clearly has no idea where the hell
he is in these caves) and it’s that desire that drives him break out of his
chains (at great personal harm to himself) and it’s that desire that gets him
to a place where he turns what could have been a relative paradise in
comparison to the scope and tone of the rest of the story into a flying metal
death trap that’s about to crash into a fucking planet at impossible speed.

He just doesn’t care anymore. He cares about one thing:
saving his best friend.

He cares so much, in fact that nothing in the world is going
to stop him. Not Jek’s torturings, Chellak’s military men, Morgus’s paranoia,
or Stotz’s guns. None of that is going to stop them because clearly (and this
is something I missed the first time) The Doctor is about to regenerate. Well
no shit he’s dying. Duh. Remember the Spectrox poisoning. But no. Look at the
scene again. The Doctor turns the ship back towards Minor and starts to slip
into a bit of a daze. He starts to lose consciousness and he looks up at the
screen and he sees a shimmering light. At first glance, the first time you
watch it, you’ll miss it because it just looks like a stuttering of the view
screen as Minor comes into focus. But it’s not. That shimmer is the same effect
that will take over his entire body at the end of his life. That’s what his
regeneration will look like.

He’s fighting it back.

And that’s why the cliffhanger’s so brilliant and it’s why
Stotz is not a threat. In a world full of bastards, a world full of men with
convictions and greed and cupidity, a world full of men who will stop at
NOTHING to get what it is they want, they’re all outstripped by the greatest
man in the universe who is not stopping even at his own body’s genetic
physiology. He’s fighting off the power that has overtaken his body four
previous times. The pull of Mondas in the Tenth Planet left a weary old man
lying broken on the floor. The blue crystal radiation on Metebelis 3 left The
Doctor unable to pilot the TARDIS, unable to make it more than a few steps
before collapsing into Sarah Jane’s arms. The entropy of the tower on Earth and
the resulting fall breaks The Doctor’s body and leaves him with no option other
than to lie and let the effect overtake him.

But this man? The Spectrox poisoning is cramping his body
and destroying his nervous system. His own physiology is fighting back saying
“okay, you have suffered enough, you are past the point of no return, you are
ready to cast this body aside.”

This fight against a regeneration? That says more than
anything. We know from “Last of the Time Lords” that a Time Lord doesn’t HAVE
to regenerate. They can fight it back, will it away from themselves long enough
that the body just shuts down. And The Doctor is risking never coming back
again. Because his life doesn’t matter. His regeneration doesn’t matter. Stotz
can wave a gun at him all he wants. All that matters right now is the tunnel
vision that will take him back to Peri. That means finding her. That means
getting to her. That means getting the cure. That means descending back into
hell from the paradise of the spaceship. It means crashing the spaceship
because he is, quite literally, out of options and out of time. He’s now in a
race against the clock. Either he will die or he will regenerate. But that shit
is not happening until he rescues Peri. Nothing will stop him. Not anyone. Not
even himself.

It’s the best scene in the entire show. The best. It’s high
octane and the deafening crescendo of the ship as it screams towards the planet
is backed up by the deafening crescendo of the threat of this house of cards
crashing to the ground. Chellak is mounting up. Morgus is on the way. Jek
stands ready. And here comes The Doctor, with Stotz in tow (IN TOW) riding a
spaceship like a cowboy, making it and everything around him his bitch because
he’s not going to take any of this shit any more. He’s about to crash into a
planet. He might not survive. But he’s screaming the whole way down and Davison
gives what is hands down the defining moment of his Doctor and his entire era.
It’s a moment seventy three episodes in the making and is about as far from the
meek and fragile Doctor we saw in his post-regeneration after “Castrovalva”.
Harper directs it with all the flair we’ve now come to expect and still blows
us away. Davison screaming will always ring in my ears and his cold fury is
like nothing we’ve ever seen from him. Holmes knows that Davison hasn’t been
the most active Doctor and gives him the first pump moment of the entire series
and something that (in the thirty years since this episode initially aired) has
never been topped. It caused me to scream with catharsis the first time, it
causes me to scream with catharsis every time I’ve watched it since. It will
always be the moment in which my Doctor achieves the enlightenment he’s spent
his entire life trying to achieve.

He wanted to show his companion the world, and he did.
He showed her a world that is evil and dark and full of bastards who put themselves
above all else. He showed her a world that is hell. He was beaten and tortured
for it, made to suffer for thinking he could exist peaceably in this vicious
den of snakes and vipers.

Then he was pulled away from that hell. But now, having
changed and learned that he needs a different mentality to work in this world,
he is returning to that original situation, returning to the pits of hell,
descending to save his friend because at the end of the day, that one good act
is the only thing that matters to him. Being “the nice guy” is the only thing
that’s ever mattered and this one act of kindness is going to make these
events, this day, his entire life matter.

The only thing that matters is what he does. He’s going back
into hell. And you better get the fuck out of his way. Because you’re not gonna
stop him.

He’s not going to let you.

You’re god damn right he’s not.

Part 4:

“Adric?” – The
Doctor

Once upon a time on Twitter, before I had seen this story, a
major twitter user with Classic Who street cred threw out a question: “What’s
the best Classic Doctor Who episode
of all time” and a lot of the responses were episode four. The reasoning (and
this was several people saying it independently of each other) went along the
lines of “because episode three ends at a ten and episode four picks it up at
an eleven.” And at the time it made me want to see this story more than
anything. Because I couldn’t imagine that. And coming off the cliffhanger
(which, by the way, I just spent over a thousand words talking about) the first
time I watched it I couldn’t imagine the story getting jacked up to an even
higher level for twenty five minutes. If that were the case it would inevitably
end up being one of my favorite single episodes in the entire run of the show.

Well. Turns out it is.

What I like most about it is it’s basically the best third
act to any movie you’ve ever seen. I’ve been saying in various places around
the internet and/or to my friend that this year is the year of the third act
being amazingly good and for my money I think that the third acts to films
directed by Joss Whedon are about as good of third act as you can possibly ask
for in a film. They are relentless and exciting, and being the master
storyteller he is and also possibly a master fanboy at heart he knows that the
secret to a good third act is to make the audience think that you’ve not held
back for the whole movie and then at the end unleash the last bit you haven’t
unleashed. In The Avengers it’s unleashing the hoardes of the Chutani against
New York City. In Cabin in the Woods it’s the “purge” button. In Serenity
it’s setting The Reavers against The Alliance. Hell, in Buffy’s “Graduation
Day” it’s turning the entire graduating class into a force that will help Buffy
take down an Ascended Mayor and whatever vampires come to help him out.

Here, it’s letting all the disparate elements of the story
coalesce into scene after scene of emotional and narrative payoff. And he
does so with a pace that can only be described as “relentless.”

The result is an episode of Doctor Who that is unparalleled. We’ve seen great finale episodes
to Doctor Who before, but this (like
“The War Games” for example) uses the previous episode as a springboard to
launch us into sequence after sequence of utter greatness. Nothing in the
entire Classic Series is more exciting and awesome than The Doctor sprinting
across the surface of Androzani Minor, relentlessly pursued by Krelper and the
other, unnamed Gun Runner as he races towards Peri. The military stuff is
downplayed, sure, with most of the carnage taking place off screen, but the
focus stays on the stuff that matters. Why would we care about the military?
Isn’t it better to see Chellak finally get his hands on Sharez Jek and to see the
two wrestle like animals?

But Holmes also takes moments to pause and slow down. While
most scenes are clipped short, there’s time indeed for character moments and
beats that you kinda wouldn’t expect. Everyone gets an opportunity to shine,
but the biggest who come to mind are Morgus and Jek.

I love Morgus. Clearly. And John Normington is amazing at
playing a character who’s a real bastard and doing so in a way that is… subtle.
This is just the way his world works. But what I love about him is the performance
Harper pulls out of him. Every move of his is cool and calculated, just like
his professional life. It’s a nice touch, but Harper also chooses to shoot him
seated down as much as possible, there’s a wonderful moment where Krelper returns
to the ship after chasing after The Doctor and Morgus is sitting in the pilot’s
chair as though he’s been there the whole time.

Now I know that part of the reason for that is because building
a set for Morgus’s space jet woulda been remarkably expensive for what amounts
to a few lines of dialogue.

So we don’t see Morgus en route, so when he appears in Stotz’s
ship it’s something of a jarring surprise. In fact it feels like he just… appears,
like a devil come to make bargains or something. It’s really, really chilling.
Cuz of all the things you expect, seeing the devil come down from his castle in
the sky is not one of them. After three episodes locked in that tower suddenly
he’s here? Damn. And he still barks orders long after Timmin reveals she’s exposed
him, deposed him, and requisitioned his assets. Morgus now has nothing, so he
descends into hell to claim a prize he believes is rightfully his.

What’s great, though, is that Morgus is given a lot of play
against Stotz in a lot of great scenes. In fact, the scene in which Morgus lays
out his plan to Stotz, about how they’re going to barge into Jek’s lair and
steal as much of Jek’s Spectrox as they can possibly get is one of those
moments that just elevates the whole story. Like the Shakespearean asides
Morgus has been delivering to the camera all throughout this story, suddenly
with this episode Holmes pushes it in to an even further Shakespearean
direction. I mean, how many times in Shakespeare do you have the one villain
character explain to another character the intricacies of his plan? I mean,
that’s Edmund in Lear, Iago in Othello… And we’re privy to it and don’t need to
be, and it’s a relatively extended scene as far as this episode is concerned.
But it raises the discourse and the tone of the episode.

Because with this episode what we find out is we’re watching
is Doctor Who do an epic
Shakespearean tragedy.

But I’ll get to that in a minute. Before that I wanna slot
in some thoughts about a few more things. Like isn't it funny how Stotz and Morgus (as a Holmesian double-act) heading down into Jek's lair to steal something precious turns them into what feel like Holmesian con artists. It's honestly almost comedic, watching someone who's basically Evil Warren Buffett team up John Rambo and having that work. But comedic? That's right. Holmes, in the middle of a story about mercenaries and gun runners and drug smugglers, turns the team of Stotz/Morgus into a team reminiscent of Garron/Unstoffe from "The Ribos Operation" or Glitz/Dibber from "The Mysterious Planet." Con men, they are. And they're trying to steal something valuable in the same way characters from those stories are trying to steal something valuable.

I mean, my god is there anything Holmes is sneaking into this story that we're missing?

Oh right. The end of this story is two Holmesian villains (Jek and Morgus) locked in mortal combat while their respective avatars (Android Salateen and Stotz) come to their aid.

Is there anything more satisfying than that? Again, we have Holmes playing a twist on his traditional villains by doing something new and different with them and making the entire story about how such raging egos would only end up destroying each other. There's not room in this world for the two of them and they end up cancelling each other out by the end. And really, besides the fact that it's emotionally cathartic for Jek to get revenge on his long-time tormenter, it's also a beautiful piece of poetry: the devil in the sky comes down to do battle with the devil in the ground. I know it's over stating it, but it's a bit of thematic and metaphorical resonance, isn't it?

And while we're on the subject, I have to talk about Jek, because Jek is really one of the key players in
this ending. Because he stole Peri away it is his duty to protect her amidst
all the carnage outside. And this leaves him to share scenes with her that are…
heartbreaking. For all his madness and evil he still finds it within himself to be compassionate and caring. Look at the way after the death of Chellak he crawls over to her to console her and make her know that the bad thing is gone and that she's going to be okay. Or what about the bit where he stands over
her while she lies on the table dying? Rather than objectify her as he has done in
the past, touching her shoulder, her hair, her face, he goes lower. Now for a
moment I thought they were going to do something wholly inappropriate. But they
don’t, Jek touches her hand.

Her hand? Hold on.

That’s the key to Jek here. Yes he is objectifying Peri.
Yes, it is wrong to objectify, but there is a part of him that is despondent
because he really, truly cares about this girl. Yes, it’s creepy, but it
is tender and sweet. The second he realizes that she has Spectrox Toxaemia
poisoning he carries her in his arms in the same way The Doctor will carry her
back to the TARDIS. But he doesn’t know where to take her, he doesn’t know what
to do with his feelings. All he can do is stay in his comfort space, in his
head, and lament the loss of this woman he cares so deeply about. And it’s
heartbreaking because Peri will never, ever be able to love him back because…
well… he’s crazy and will never be able to deal with his feelings on a personal,
human level.

But he does have feelings for her. He does. And in that Jek
is redeemed.

Well almost completely. Almost. There’s still the fact that
the second Morgus walks into his life again he completely forgets about Peri
and sets his sights entirely on Morgus. Then his vendetta is back and all he
can think is about how much he wants to wrap his hands around Morgus’s throat.
And who knows, maybe he could have survived the events of this endgame if he
had mourned over the imminent loss of Peri. If only he had seen Morgus and said
“Just take the Spectrox and go.” I mean, Morgus and Stotz probably would have
killed him anyways (Stotz intimates as much), but there’s something poetically
tragic about seeing Jek over the body of Peri and having all of his focus be on
her. Yeah, it would have been a betrayal of the story, and I don’t want to
see that, but it does intimate a really fantastic “what if”, I think, and through
Peri his greed would have been given caution and in that he perhaps would have
survived.

Jek doesn’t, though. He faces Morgus, is shot, and dies in
the arms of the Salateen android. And in that I find the most tragedy and
another thing about how this story is so good. Any other story would have the
line in which Jek cries out to his savior (the Salateen Android) “Hold me!” and
we have a scene in which the android shows some modicum of human emotion, just
one of those 5,000 different response algorithms Jek programmed into his
masterpiece. But Jek (being Jek) did not program into his android any subroutine
for compassion, and so when Jek dies in the arms of one of his beloved androids
it is with the android in a stiff, hunched, pose, it’s arms held out parallel
to the ground, holding Jek without any sort of love or beauty that Jek himself
so covets. Were that he could have died in Peri’s arms. Regardless of her
feelings, I’m sure she would have at least given him a second of that closure
he so needs in his moment of dying. But alas, that is not the case and Jek dies
in a beauty that he hath wrought. Harper kills the fucking shot. It’s
impossibly good and it makes your heart break.

Because by the end of this, Jek is something of a good guy. He
keeps Peri alive while The Doctor is on his quest for the Queen Bat milk. He
tends to her. He finds love in his own twisted way.

So that is, at least, tragic. But how is it Shakespearean?

One of the hallmarks of a Shakespearean tragedy is the famous
“everyone dies in the end” which is not quite true always. There’s a few
characters who invariably survive through the final death, but at the same time
proportionally, Shakespearean tragedies are bloodbaths. I mean, look at
Shakespeare at his most nihilistic: the end of King Lear sees the death of (SPOILERS FOR KING LEAR) Cornwall, Oswald,
Gloucester, Goneril, Reagan, Edmund, Codelia, and Lear himself, leaving only
Edgar, The Duke of Albany, and The Earl of Kent on stage alive at the end. Proportionally,
it’s a bloodbath. But that’s the point. Shakespearean tragedies are about
playing in a godless world, because why would God allow such carnage to happen?

So too it is in this story. This story sees the death of
every single major character save for Timmin and Peri (and Timmin is really around
to just knife Morgus in the back, perhaps the most minor character in the story
this side of the President), leaving The President, Salateen, Krelper, Chellak,
Stotz, Morgus, Jek, the Salateen Android (I’ll assume that because The Doctor left
the door open that the mudburst spilled into Jek’s lair and melted him alive),
and The Doctor himself all dead by the end of the story. Structurally, it’s
beautiful and the only logical ending for the story. For Holmes to say that
these guys scarper off would be disingenuous to the theme that Jek stated in
the previous episode. Greed unmitigated by caution can only lead to ruin, so of
course all of these men meet a sticky sticky end. Perhaps the only one who didn’t
deserve it was Salateen, but he’s the opening shot in the bloodbath and he’s an
innocent, so of course he dies.

A high body count is a Holmes staple perhaps best seen in “The Pyramids of Mars” (in which everyone dies except The Doctor and Sarah Jane) but which also appears in "The Ribos Operation" "The Brain of Morbius," "The Two Doctors," and more.

Here, though, Holmes is allowed to take it even further
because it’s one of those rare Doctor Who
stories where you are allowed to kill off the main character and make The
Doctor a casualty of this “pathetic little war.” And it’s effective and means
you feel all the other deaths leading up to it. Once the blood starts pouring
it simply doesn’t stop. And it’s not even the characters who have lines, but it’s
also implied that the androids and the military had a mutual destruction. I can’t
think of a Doctor Who story where there’s a higher body count.

And I can’t think of a Doctor
Who story in which The Doctor could possibly give less of a shit that
people are dead.

Like I said in the last episode, The Doctor is on a mission
to save his friend, and he descends into the pits of hell, picking his way
through carnage and bodies strewn about the floor. He finds Peri and sets about
to retrieve the milk of the Queen Bat. And really, it’s interesting how The
Doctor stays at the outskirts of the narrative during this whole time. Instead,
Holmes chooses to focus instead on the machinations of the rest of the
characters in this story, paying off all those elements instead of showing us
The Doctor’s quest. And really, that’s more satisfying. The Doctor is already
going through hell. No need to show us running around while holding his breath.
That’s dramatically unsettling.

No, the key here is when The Doctor steps back into the
narrative, when he returns to Jek’s lair to find Jek in Android Salateen’s
arms, Morgus and Jek on the floor having gone through their own gruesome
deaths.

Because The Doctor pops his head in the door and, without
looking at ANYTHING else, runs to Peri, picks her up, and gets her the fuck out
of there. He’s had enough of this. Nevermind that there’s nothing he can do. He’s
done with these assholes. He has what he came for, he can save her. God, he
doesn’t even stop to give her the antidote. He just leaves. It’s one of the
most amazing Doctor moments because there’s no… time spent on it. This is a far
cry from the contemplation of “There should have been another way” of “Warriorsof the Deep.” This is a guy who simply doesn’t have time for the evils of the
world any more.

So he hoists her up and carries her back to the TARDIS. He
gives her the milk. He saves her life.

Truly, this is The Doctor at his most heroic. Truly. Never
has he fought so hard in exchange for something so small and so noble. I mean, he
collapses on his way out of Stotz’s ship, his legs once again betraying him
because of the Toxaemia. Yes, he falls on his way to Peri and finds himself at
the mercy of Stotz’s men’s guns. But nothing stops him. Nothing stops him. And
it’s exhilarating. I’ve never seen a Doctor so driven in all my time watching
as much Doctor Who as I have here. There’s moments of it all throughout the show’s
history (the end of “Forest of the Dead” comes to mind) but this is really just
twenty five minutes of pure heroism. And it’s because the focus is clear.
Sometimes Doctor Who stories can get sucked
into the scope of the thing and that can leave The Doctor feeling a little bit
distant and divorced from whatever his heroism is. He’s heroic and world-savey
in “Parting of the Ways” but he’s also doing other things.

All he wants here is to save his best friend. And he’s
willing to die to make sure that happens.

Why? Like, why? Why Peri? Yes, he got her into this. Yes, it’s
the kind thing to do. But why make the stand here? He barely knows this girl. He
just met her. And yeah, it’s not in The Doctor’s character to leave anyone
behind, and yes, I know you know where it’s going, but I don’t care. It’s bears
repeating and it’s worth discussing. Because this Doctor is not quite like
other Doctors. This Doctor was party to a remarkable tragedy in the scope of Doctor Who. And yes, it doesn’t matter
that it’s nowhere near as powerful as it possibly could have been and it’s
absolutely true that it was a remarkably shrewd and cynical move from an
extra-diegetic standpoint.

But it doesn’t change the fact that Adric died on The Doctor’s
watch and this proves that it’s been haunting him ever since. It doesn’t change
the fact that The Doctor did all of this as penance for not being able to save
Adric. It doesn’t change the fact that Adric’s death is The Doctor’s fault.

Now I wish I could say that Adric says something beautiful
here. I wish I could say it made me start crying. Because there’s something
impossibly beautiful and haunting about seeing The Doctor lying on the floor of
the TARDIS as he sees images of his friends, all of them from this life come
back and beg him not to die. And like… I’ll be honest I wasn’t expecting it to
be Tegan to be the one who made me cry. I’ve never been a huge Tegan fan, but
her coming forward and pleading him “What was it you always told me, Doctor?
Brave heart? You’ll survive, Doctor” was enough to bring me to tears. It was
the ultimate callback, the thing that sums up their friendship. They were there
for each other, and as much as they might have fought all the time, Tegan wants
him to live.

It’s stunningly beautiful, and only let down by the fact
that none of the other pleas from the other companions have as stunning a
character moment here. This is it, man. It’s the opportunity to bring it back
around and say why THESE people need him to live.

And this is a Saward thing. From what I understand Saward
wrote this part of the episode, with Holmes writing everything up to The Doctor
entering the TARDIS and nothing else. Saward wrote the actual regeneration. And
you know what? Fine. I don’t really mind because Holmes crushed it the whole
way through. This is (still) Saward’s show at the end of the day, so he should
get to write out the final minute of his Doctor. It’s only fair. That’s not
what I have a problem with. What I have a problem with is how clearly Saward doesn’t
fucking get how to actually do meaningful character work. The Tegan line is
a stroke of genius. But Nyssa’s line is “You’re needed. You mustn’t die, Doctor.”
And that’s okay. I mean, it’s certainly true. It’s lacking character, but fair
enough.

Turlough is relegated to saying “You must survive. Too many
of your enemies will delight in your death.”

And that’s your moment? Like, the second he says that the
game is fucking UP. That’s how you write the second of the spinny face lines? “They’ll
delight in your death”? Come the fuck on. That’s so cardboard in his moment of
dying. I mean, Jesus Christ. Put your back into it. And Adric’s line here
is “You know that, Doctor. You know that, Doctor.” Like really? Where’s the
catharsis? Where the fuck is Adric saying “I’m proud of you, Doctor” or “You
can let go now.” Something that’s emotionally therapeutic that will get us
through that moment the The Doctor actually utters “Adric” as his last line? Yes,
The Doctor WILL hear Adric’s voice and that “Adric” line is going to kill us
every time, but for fuck’s sake don’t fumble it at the two yard line.

That’s a quibble, though. It’s the definition of a nitpick,
because everything about this is beautiful. I love the way he keeps going until
Peri has ingested the milk. It’s only at that point that he leans back and
realizes how utterly he’s been destroyed by the ordeal he just went through. And
his collapse is his reward.

And all of this was for Adric, or for his memory. That was
the thing that pushed him through everything, his love for Peri and the desire
to not have a repeat of the events of “Earthshock”. And this was more dangerous
than that story coulda dreamed of being. I mean, the ticking time bomb of this
entire episode is the seeming imminent destruction of the entire surface of
Minor by the biggest mudburst you’ve ever seen. As the characters collapse so
collapses the cave and the rest of the planet. But The Doctor fights through that,
through the chaos and the hell to rescue his best friend because that’s all
that matters. He flings himself into the situation, wanting it, needing it more
than anything. And for that greed he pays the ultimate price. He dies. He loses
what he was and becomes another man.

But it was worth it. His friend is alive and in the end that’s
all that matters to him.

Final Thoughts?: What do you think?

No, seriously. This is for my money the hands-down best Doctor Who story of all time. And yeah. it's my favorite. I'd fight you on that, but I think I just did eleven thousand words about why it's the best so forgive me if I feel like I don't quite need to.

But it's the best. And it's not just because Robert Holmes writes the tightest, most action-packed, thematically-rich, remarkable script he's ever written. It's not just because Graeme Harper directs this story so fucking well that it really should make every other Doctor Who episode just give up. But it's because all of the elements of it come out and just... work. There's not a scene in here I don't love, not a character I don't enjoy watching (whether it's because they're a bastard or not). There's not a choice made here that doesn't make me lose my god damn mind at how frakking good it is.

Okay, fine, the Magma Beast is rubbish.

Yet, I can't help but feel the Magma Beast is the exception that proves the rule and Harper DOES manage to shoot around it so it looks like a Doctor Who monster rather than a dude in a big rubber suit that comes with weird wings that kinda look like a cape. But he generally keeps it all tight and close so it just looks rather generic. There's a few wide shots at the start of episode three that give it away, and it's about the only mistake I think Harper makes in the whole god damn serial. And considering that, I'd say he really comes out on top. Because look at everything else here. All of the interiors of the cave are gorgeous and while you can ALMOST tell they're sets in the first episode, by the time it hits the last few episodes it just looks like an alien planet, or at least, looks so unlike any other set I've ever seen in the Classic series that I find myself just bathed in the aesthetic of the story. There's vertical space, catwalks, pillars... it's gorgeous.

And the stuff on Androzani Minor? I don't know how the FUCK they made a quarry look that good. But it's insane. I mean, if you look close the moment in which Stotz straddles and threatens Krelper with death is CLEARLY a quarry, but it don't look like any Doctor Who quarry I've ever seen.

Everything else is off the charts good. I'd be hard pressed to choose a best actor here. Everyone puts out amazing work. Even Martin Cochrane brings it as Chellak despite the fact that he's given very little and Robert Glenister has a total thankless job as Salateen. He even manages to change-up both the human and the android characters, giving subtle different performance tweaks with each scene so that you can always tell which one he's playing. And of course both Barbara Kinghorn as Timmin and David Nearl are great and memorable in their parts despite not having very sidelined, supporting roles on the outskirts of the actual narrative.

Seriously, though. How good are Maruice "Stotz" Roeves, John "Morgus" Normington, and Christopher "Sharez Jek" Gable in this? They chew the hell out of every damn scene they're in, playing every beat for the absolute best.

I mean... God. Stotz is off the charts in every scene he's in, from when he's screaming while straddling Krelper to the moment he strides back in and executes the rest of his crew so they won't get away. That little smirk says everything. He's a filthy sadist. God. The smirk he gives as he slowly fires bullets into Sharez Jek at the end of the story. He sprayed his crew with bullets, but he wants Jek to feel every successive bullet. He relishes his slow murder of Jek. And it's stellar. Even his quieter, more personal scenes with Morgus are good. Him sitting down while the two of them make for Jek's lair and methodically laying out the new ground rules for their working relationship is as good as anything else he does in the story.

And what can I say about Normington that I haven't said? The guy plays the ultimate bastard in a story full of them. I love the way he paces the room and I love the way he works with Harper to have the power in just about every scene he's in. When he's in his office he's in total control of every situation, sitting when it suits him, pacing when the gears in his head are turning. But at no point in any of this does he ever not convey that conniving, weaselly-thought process that got him all the way to being the richest man in the five planets. But I love the way he tries to keep that sense of decorum even when he's impossibly out of his depth in the final episode. For a man who's lost everything, he's good at saving face and making it sound like he hasn't. But you can see it on his face, the hollowness, the truth that this is a man who thrives on his power and when doesn't have that he has nothing. Part of him really does know that even though he's walking into these caves he probably will not be walking out. He's scared out of his mind and it makes me smirk.

And of course there's Christopher Gable's Sharez Jek who is... mind blowing. Going into this story you see Sharez Jek and instantly assume that he's this story's Sutekh. And in a lot of ways he is, but by the time the fourth episode comes around he has transformed into a character that's truly tragic, a character we can truly pity. And I can't imagine anything being more fitting for my favorite Holmes story. We get a character who is well-rounded, tortured, tragic. My heart breaks for Sharez Jek, and while I remember being slightly underwhelmed (SLIGHTLY) when reflecting back on this story in the two years since I initially watched I must admit my love for Sharez Jek waned in the face of a character like Morgus who is, for all intents and purposes, the true villain of the piece. It's just more cinematic to show Jek so Jek gets more play.

But this time around Jek blew me away. The lines he's given are amongst Holmes's best and Christopher Gable does unbelievably outstanding work with Jek here. There's an elegance and fluidity here that speak to Harper's vision for the character. He is shockingly physical for a Holmesian villain, and yet he's also impossibly smart and smooth of tongue. It's the ultimate threat and watching him in the middle two episodes of this is a reminder of why he's one of the hands-down scariest villains The Doctor ever went up against. I mean, looking at it, it's even understandable why Peri flinches whenever he comes near her and why she's so scared of him all the time. He's aesthetically terrifying and how he moves, how he acts, how he speaks is just... incredible. I'm sad he's not in the first episode because it means we only get three episodes with Jek, but my god are those three episodes stellar.

Really, though, this is Peter Davison's show.

The 5th Doctor, as I've said, has never, in all his life, been better and it's about as good an exit story as any Doctor could possibly ask for. I mean, again, best Doctor Who story of all time. But what Holmes gives Davison is impossibly small in scope and remarkably personal and human despite the fact that we're basicaly watching a little war erupt on a small planet. It's just a story about The Doctor saving his friend. That's all he wants to do. His fate is sealed in the first three minutes of the story and ten minutes in all he can think about, all he wants to do is leave with her and there'll be no problem. Of course, the story spirals completely out of control in the way stories always seem to do when The Doctor jumps into the middle of them. And none of the things are his fault. All too often you have The Doctor trying to muck up the works, but The Doctor causes all this without doing a damn thing. It's awesome.

But yes. Davison.

Every scene with Davison is an amazing scene and there's a number of iconic moments. Clearly Davison knows this and digs into what is the hands-down best script he ever had to work with and collaborates with a director who truly cares about this script and the two of them give a clinic in how to be The Doctor. He conveys everything and plays it off in the way only The Doctor can. I love the way he plays off Sharez Jek in episode two when Jek is trying to get some alone time with Peri and The Doctor keeps getting in his way. The Doctor is in way over his head, and you wouldn't know it because he's not giving away any indication that he knows it (even though you can kinda tell he knows). But it's his opportunity to be the hero and the best friend and Davison crushes it. Utterly crushes it. And he reminds me why he's not only one of the best actors to ever take the role, but also one of my favorite Doctors ever.

For my money, though, this story is all about Robert Holmes.

Now I know that that makes it sound like Harper didn't do anything here. But that's point blank not true. I believe Harper is the best Doctor Who director who's ever lived and this is his best work. Of course he's amazing here. There's not a wasted line, moment, beat, or shot. It's a relentless story that digs in thirty seconds in and never lets go. He has incredible transtions, brings out incredible performances from the amazing actors he hand-picked for this, his first-ever directing gig. And it's really a triumph. The Classic series never looks more dynamic and incredible than it does under Harper. I mean, who else could direct such a thrilling chase scene over the surface of Androzani Minor? The lighting, the design, the music... it broke the budget and completely fucked over "The Twin Dilemma", but that's okay. This is what you get when you hand an amazing director a fantastic piece of work and he brings it to life in ways no other Doctor Who director could have.

This is his first directing gig ever. That's just absurd. The man was born to direct.

Seriously, though, Holmes.

I mean what haven't I said about the guy at this point? He's one of the best Doctor Who writers ever and this story is absolute proof of that. It's Holmes unleashed in a way he rarely ever was. He's given free reign to do whatever he wants and he churns out a story about gun runners and drug smugglers, so I'm on board. But he also keeps the story impossibly limited in its scope (and he knows that: it does take place on Androzani MINOR after all) and churns out an epic, small, personal story about The Doctor in which he (as he so eloquently put it in an interview after the fact) "put The Doctor through hell." I'll say he did. It's hard to watch The Doctor physically suffer because The Doctor is such a cerebral hero. But Holmes pushes The Doctor and makes The Doctor push back and leaves us with an incredible, thrilling story. Holmes is a master storyteller and a master of Doctor Who. I mean, it's what the guy did on and off for almost twenty years and if you look at his list of credits outside of Doctor Who... well... there weren't many.

But this is a case of a guy who's still got it. He hadn't written for the show in something like five years. And yet here he comes in and schools just about every writer in the interrim and says "this is how it's done."

What we're left with is a story that is quintessential Holmes. It's got disfigured bastards isolated from the world and avatars for those characters who will travel into the world and do their bidding. It's violent, it's scary, and everyone dies in the end. It's steals from stories that Holmes quite likes (The Phantom of the Opera, which also comes up in 'Talons"). It's got double-acts and humour, and some of the best Doctor writing I've ever seen (or definite best Doctor writing in some scenes) in my life. And everyone (including The Doctor) dies in the end. I mean, this is what happens when you give an incredible Doctor Who writer an incredible opportunity. Very few people get to write regeneration stories and Holmes in no way wastes the opportunity.

Holmes writes the best regeneration story ever by doing something that's wholly unique from both a character perspective (the whole point is The Doctor just wanting to leave/save his friend) and a thematic perspective. I mean, when you walk into it you know that The Doctor is going to regenerate. Everyone walking in in 1984 did, and everyone in the nowadays does too. It's got that much weight. But Holmes makes the whole story about mortality and death and what leads you there. I mean, every character in the story is dealing with their own mortality on some level and Spectrox in its drug form is a thing that promises immortality, or at least, a taste of it in the same way regeneration promises immortality (or a taste of it). But it's also the taker of life, a vicious poison that can kill you in a matter of days. And all these men are fighting over it and control of it. Control over life and death. That power. The ultimate power. Of course Morgus wants it. He exercises power over it wherever he goes. He assassinates the President. He has his elevator shaft unjustly executed.

The only one, in the end, who has the power to give life is The Doctor. Because he saves Peri. And is driven to make that happen. He gives life to Peri and then takes life from himself, sacrificing a regeneration that ultimately feels worth it. And why wouldn't it? He playing with a whole lotta merchants of death. Of course that's the cost here.

So no. In fifty years there's never been anything that's better. And you know what? That's okay, because this thing that's the best? It's mind-fuckingly good. Worth the wait however long you hold out for it, and one that will hold up forever as one of *the* seminal Doctor Who stories.

I love it to pieces. And I always will. And why wouldn't I? It's the best Doctor Who story ever made.

Next Time!: 2nd Doctor! Ben and Polly! Daleks being servants! An assembly line! And a coups! We always follow up a regeneration story with a post-regeneration and this time that also the first regeneration story and our last story ever. We started with Daleks, we're gonna end with Daleks. Let's bring it home. "The Power of the Daleks!" Coming Next Tuesday!

Great blog- very well-said and very true.Funny, I got a different resonance from the Doctor's death; I agree that Adric was his motivation, but thematically... I see this as the end of a trilogy, beginning with the Dalek story (where he picks up a gun and is about to execute Davros) and Planet of Fire... in which, to beat the Master, he starts acting like the Master- especially his verbal abuse and destruction of Kamelion. It was (very much coppied by RTD and the end of the Tennant Era, holding off regeneration and all) a fall from grace, a descent to a dark place- and this his thematic redemption as he returns to the compassionate place that he used to reside in, so purely and wholly that he carries it to te level of selfless self-sacrifice. His redemption is, in essence, to break from his fall from grace by becoming truer to his core nature than ever before... which kills him, but also saves him.

Having watched Doctor Who since the mid 1970s (and having seen all available episodes of the show's run), and just having read your analysis of Logopolis and The Caves of Androzani, I can honestly say your writing and handle on the subtle character / plot nuances of this show is astounding! Well done. I look forward to reading your whole catalog of writings Who-related.

"His redemption is, in essence, to break from his fall from grace by becoming truer to his core nature than ever before... which kills him, but also saves him."_________________________________

...and that's the point. His final word was "Adric", and the writers show us that this failure for a companion had psychologically haunted him for his whole incarnation, and he comes full circle by saving Peri, and in his own eyes, gets the redemption that he was so deserving of.

For those that want an amazing audio Doctor Who Davison story that fudges around with his regeneration sequence, I highly recommend the Big Finish Audio #91: Circular Time.The events of the audio story happen in the MIDDLE of Davison's regeneration scene from the TV show. Absolutely brilliant concept that falls within the context of the show's idea.

Being a Whovian purist, I wish they wouldn't have touched it (because this story is the greatest of all time), but hell, a great idea that was well executed in the audio story.

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