It’s like the EPICDOUCHE‘s tattoo is coming to life before our very eyes! Of course this guy doesn’t even bother repping the Patriots. And why should he? Boston fans have too much pride to front-run for a team that didn’t even make the playoffs last season. [Image]

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Yea, well how do you know he’s not wearing the skidmarked tighty whities he stole from Steve Grogan’s locker after Super Bowl XX?

05.11.09 at 12:06 pm

Punch Rockgroin

They still got those baked beans?

05.11.09 at 12:07 pm

Upstate Underdog

I’m sure he is wearing a pair of Patriot boxer shorts over his sweat pants. This guy must be related to the Epidouche.

05.11.09 at 12:09 pm

LaFavre's Next Retirement

Your hate sustains me.

05.11.09 at 12:13 pm

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I am going to guess he was representing for the teams that played a combined 6-7 times this weekend. But, I guess that would take the fun away.

05.11.09 at 12:37 pm

James

Oh, look. More hating on Boston fans/teams. Are all the clowns who run this site Jets fans or something? I can’t think of anybody else who would be such whiny cunts. Perhaps Steelers fans.

05.11.09 at 12:39 pm

Wooderson

I give him a pass on the lack of pats gear as FB season is not currently upon us.

James, is that you in the picture? You make normal Sox/Pats fans look like assholes by association. If you can’t take a few online lumps directed at a person wo clearly deserves them, mayeb you should have a keyboard nearby.

And I think one of the writers is actually a pats fan, but I could be wrong.

05.11.09 at 12:44 pm

James

A few online lumps? The same cocksuckers do this every day to Boston fans. Yet again they take a shot at “Patriots front runners”.

05.11.09 at 12:45 pm

James

And “mayeb” you should learn to fucking type. You make stupid people look like assholes by association.

05.11.09 at 12:50 pm

Upstate Underdog

“The same cocksuckers do this every day to Boston fans”

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

05.11.09 at 12:57 pm

Robut M. Nixon

“Yet again they take a shot at ‘Patriots front runners’.”

I HAVE LOVED TAWMMY BRAYDY SINCE HE WAS IN HIS MA’S FACKIN WOOM!!!

05.11.09 at 12:58 pm

andrea

oh, this reminds me of the worst tattoo i’ve ever seen, witnessed live by me a couple of weeks ago: a tribal rendering of the new england patriots logo. TOTALLY AWFUL.

05.11.09 at 1:19 pm

Unsilent Majority

James- If it had been another fan wearing a basketball jersey over a hockey sweater while attending a baseball game I would have mocked him the same way.

05.11.09 at 1:51 pm

Wooderson

Seriously James, relax. If you can’t take anonymous online bashing in stride, I highly suggest you do not attend a Sox-Yanks game in the bleachers of Yankee Stadium, because the cops might not be able to get through the rush to save your life.

You know how douche-y Boston fans are? I AM one, and someone thought it’d be a great idea to smash a bottle over my face on Landsdowne St. During a Royals game.

James, shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and gloat when we win a title. That’s when you can talk shit to everyone. If you hadn’t noticed the authors of this site get paid (book contracts, etc) by being able to pick off the low hanging fruit that you so aptly illustrate.

No one fucks around with, say, the 49ers, because they suck right now.

At the end of the day, James, if they’re not talking about you, you’re irrelevant. Sort of like the Pats in the 70’s.

Also, being a Notre Dame fan in addition to the Sox, you have not yet begun to feel the hate. Poydras St, 2007 LSU-ND Sugar Bowl, is the closest I will ever get to wearing a Chargers Jersey in The Black Hole. Holy fuck those cajuns are vile when they want to be.

05.11.09 at 2:02 pm

Farthammer

AGAIN WITH THE CHEAPSHOTS ON THE 9ERS WOODERSON YOU SHUT UP EVERYDAY I DEAL WITH THIS FROM THIS STUPID SITE

To be fair, there were Celtics and Bruins playoff games going on at the same time, along with a decent AL-East matchup of Sox-Rays at the same time as well, so most people in the area were pretty all over the place. That said, if you’re going to a game, reserve the rest of your teams for text message updates or something.

05.11.09 at 3:41 pm

futuremrsrickankiel

Gear of your team during a playoffs game is always acceptable, whether you’re attending another sporting event or a hipster concert at the Museum of Fine Arts, not that I would know anything about going to a Son Volt concert in a Bedazzled Paul Pierce jersey and sticking out like a sore thumb. FUCK.

05.11.09 at 11:09 pm

jackin'4beats

No one seemed to notice the never ending creativity of whiny Boston fans who choose their first name as their handle. Way to stretch those creative chops there Boston fans. That’s why 18-1 will never die.

05.11.09 at 11:34 pm

James

Yeah, we all can’t have cool names like “jackin off men”

05.12.09 at 8:04 am

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No one seemed to notice the never ending creativity of whiny Boston fans who choose their first name as their handle. Way to stretch those creative chops there Boston fans. That’s why 18-1 will never die.

No topic about frontrunning is ever complete with out a post from a Cowboys fan from New York.

05.12.09 at 10:20 am

Quentin LogJammin'

i think, i could be wrong…James is 13. 14 at best. Oh James, when I was your age, things were so simple on the internets. just porn and my dick in my hand. I never had to answer to anonymous people who goaded me becasue i reacted. and i never, i mean NEVER had to sit and hit refresh to see how people responded to my run of the mill insult, like “learn how to fucking type.” i feel for you dude.