Biologist jokes

Biologist jokes # 4789

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." he frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."

Biologist jokes # 18214

A mathematician, biologist and physicist are sitting in a street cafewatching people going in and coming out of the house on the other sideof the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house. The physicist says: "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist concludes: "They have reproduced." The mathematician says: "Now if another person enters the house, it`llbe empty again."

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Biologist jokes # 23209

A group of biologists got together in hopes of producing an untimate sport fish. The decided to cross-breed a coho salmon, a walleye pike and a musky. After years of experimenting they finally produced one egg which hatched a newly "invented" fish. "Success" they began yelling while congradulating each other. "Wait" one of the scientists statee> "What will we call this fish?" They all got together in at attempt to pool their minds and come up with a meaningful name. The lead person the the group stated, "let's see, we had a coho, a walleye and a musky; we'll take part of each of those names to come up with a name for this new breed". He continued, "co" for coho, "wall" for walleye and "skI" for musky. "That's it........ KOWALSKI". He gently picked up the fish and palced it in an aquarium. Kowalski sunk to the bottom and drowned.

Biologist jokes # 28217

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!" . The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1. 5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1. 5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

He continues and removes yet another leg. " Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: 'Frog with one leg - jumps 0. 5 feet'.

Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!" . The frog doesn't move. "Jump frog, jump!!!" . Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!" . But to no avail.

The biologist finally writes in his book: 'Frog with no legs - goes deaf'