Creepy. I know that some people think it’s sexy or kinky or something to swap undies with their partner. And maybe it is, in a seriously disturbing, strange, weird way. But KristenStewart is reportedly mourning RobertPattinson’s absence (he’s in Australia filming a movie for a few months) in the most unlikely way—by wearing his undies! And, quelle surprise, he isn’t into it at all. In fact, her erratic behavior is just accelerating their path to singledom!

“Kristen is beside herself over Rob’s decision to step back from their relationship and has started wearing his old undies every day,” a source told StarMagazine, print edition February 25, 2013. I would like to point out that Kristen’s behavior is a disturbed variation of a normal traint: lots of girls sleep in a boyfriend’s shirt, or will slip into one of his oversized sweaters. Why? Well, baggy is comfortable, and it carries the smell of him, whatever it may be. It may be a little odd if you really think about it, but it is definitely not in the same league of crazy as wearing someone else’s underwear for months on end!

But Kristen has never been one to cave to public opinion, and has been “wearing [his] boxers since he left to film The Rover in Australia and told her not to visit.” Don’t forget—Rob views this filming as a much-needed break from the trampire. Before you start defending her, remember: she is an adult and chose to sleep with a married man while in a committed relationship. Translation? Trampire!

Rob and Kristen have been fighting since their pre-Breaking Dawn reconciliation, and so we’re not surprised that her obsessive behavior is weirding him out! Rob “freaked out when [Kristen] tearfully told him about wearing his drawers.” A normal, healthy reaction! “He thought it was creepy. Kristen’s clinginess has been a problem, and this is just a step too far!” We agree! Kristen is too young to be in so deep—it’s time for Rob to dump her so she can date other guys and learn what it means to be in a monogamous relationship!