With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.

Final Fantasy VII Remake will be shit, Final Fantasy XV is being designed by morons, SJWs are making classic games retroactively worse, and Berserk returns to TV screens this July in the news of the week!

Alison Rapp has been fired by Nintendo for a breach of contract, Final Fantasy XV releases September 30, SJWs have caused Square Enix to censor Star Ocean V, and orphans pilot mechs in the news of the week!

Street Fighter V and Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 get some robust new additions, Fire Emblem Fates has been censored by Nintendo, more details emerge about Final Fantasy XV, and Sekko Boys proves to be a surprise treat in the news of the week!

Dire portents reappear in the form of a crow with a stolen arrow in its beak, and strange happenings abound: Anime news dominates, England beat South Africa in South Africa, amiibos are weaponised against gamers, and Sony tries to copyright Let’s Plays.

Tim Schafer is all set to commit massive fraud, Square Enix has dug themselves into another financial hole, Hajime Tabata talks Final Fantasy XV narrative, and SiliconN00B is seeing double in the news of the week!