Holy Crap

$34.95

Holy Crap is the perfect breakfast food. This slow-burning protein-rich rocket fuel leaves you satisfied until lunch. Mix with yogurt or your choice of milks.

Our three main seed ingredients are some of the oldest perfect foods known to humans.

Our key ingredient, chia or salvia hispanica l. is a recently revived oil seed crop from the Americas that was once more valuable than gold to the Aztecs. The Tarahumara, the greatest long distance runners on the planet, have had a long history of using this slow burning rocket fuel for both athletes and warriors alike.