Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Obama's Hearing Impairment

To help bring attention to a little known, but quickly spreading disease, new details have just been released regarding Obama’s annual physical. The president has been diagnosed with a hearing disorder known as MVPO Syndrome. It is a malady that causes one to hear Muslims’ viewpoints only. All non-Muslims wanting his or her voice to be heard; tough luck. Selective hearing has infiltrated the White House.

National prayer led by a pastor who has politically incorrect views about Islam? Forget about it, Muslims might be offended. Jewish students harassed on campuses? So what, get used to it. The Obama administration will not pursue such cases. After all, fits right into the Muslim Brotherhood's plans. Need a job? You're in luck . . . if you're a Muslim or want to do business under Sharia law.

Obama just hosted the Presidential Summit on Entrepreneurship to deepen ties between U.S. businesses and Muslim countries. Never mind America's high national unemployment rate. The official White House blog encouraged "entrepreneurs, investors, academics, leaders of entrepreneurship networks, foundations, and businesses and all those focused on advancing entrepreneurship in Muslim-majority countries, and Muslim communities" to get involved. Under Obama’s plan, contracts will be awarded through OPIC to spur investments in the Muslim world. "This is not simply an exercise in public outreach or public diplomacy," national security advisor Rhodes said. "We believe this is the beginning of forging tangible partnerships." Classic symptoms of MVPO Syndrome. First water down the idea of terrorism, then funnel more money into countries where terrorists are homegrown.

Even the New York Times recently recognized MVPO Syndrome in the article, "White House Quietly Courts Muslims in the U.S." James Zogby, president of the Arab American Institute in Washington, described in the article how MVPO has helped his causes, "For the first time in eight years, we have the opportunity to meet, engage, discuss, disagree, but have an impact on policy. We’re being made to feel a part of that process and that there is somebody listening." Obama. Listening. Zogby.

Zogby has the nasty little habit of labeling Israelis as "Nazis" and Israel's actions against the Palestinians as "a Holocaust." He co-founded the Palestine Human Rights Campaign, which served as the propaganda arm of Yasser Arafat's PLO. He also served as a board member of the Human Rights Watch, one of the most bias organizations in the world against Israel. And he just happens to be against the Patriot Act. That pesky racial profiling really puts a damper on jihadists, oops Obamian faux pas, I meant to say, violent extremists’ travel plans.

Zogby is not the only one whispering sweet nothings into Obama's ear. Hamas’ deputy foreign minister, Ahmed Yussuf recently praised the effects of MVPO Syndrome, "This administration is different from the previous administration. We believe Hamas’s message is reaching its destination." Which really translates into English, "Become a Muslim violent extremist and your message will be heard by Obama loud and clear."

Average non-Muslim American, get used to your voice not being heard by Obama. The MVPO Syndrome bug was planted in his ears a long time ago and there is no known cure. White House doctors say that they may have pinpointed one of the carriers of MVPO Syndrome who most likely contributed to Obama’s disease. Remember the lunatic fringe pastor who the network media brushed off as no big deal? Wright’s rants spewed the MVPO virus for twenty years into Obama’s ears.

And just in case Wright’s rants weren’t enough, the church bulletin carried a friendly little message on the Pastor's Page by, none other than, Hamas. Just take a moment and picture the cozy scene of Obama with his lovely wife dressed in their Sunday best, snuggled comfortably on a pew together, waiting for the rant to start. As they wait, Obama browses through the church bulletin, and umm, how interesting to find an article by Mousa Abu Marzook, deputy of the political bureau of Hamas, Islamic Resistance Movement, entitled, "A Fresh View of the Palestinian Struggle." As he reads, Obama reaches up to scratch the tickle in his ear. It’s the MVPO Syndrome bug nestling down for a long stay.