3.

look if you’re gonna invite someone over to “watch a movie” you better pick a movie no one gives a shit about. once a guy picked “National Treasure” and guess what we did? watched the entire movie bc it’s flame. guess what we did not do.

15.

whenever someone is going to come over i speed clean my room and then when they arrive i say “oh my goodness i’m sorry my room is SO messy” so they think i have very high standards for messy but really this is the first time i’ve seen my floor in a month