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The scantily clad sisters of Theta Pi dish out catty quips and grisly murders in Sorority Row, a retread of '80s horror hit The House on Sorority Row. Neither the comedy nor the horror adds up to much, say critics:

With its stars "looking more like whores than coeds," Sorority Row is "braindead as to motivation, plotting or common sense," writes Stephen Schaefer of the Boston Herald. But it does pack in plenty of carnage, "nicely tinged with black humor."