Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

Today, while on my way home from my new job position that opened-up this morning, I got stuck in 3hrs worth of traffic. As if that wasn't enough, some weirdo behind me was staring at my ass like it was their new best friend. FML.