Ryan Lochte messed up his knee due to one fan's excessive adoration. This is the opposite of "Jeah!"

Lochte tore his MCL and sprained his ACL Sunday after the teenage girl—presumably intoxicated from Lochte's charisma—ran at him. Ryan Lochte's No. 1 fan apparently wanted to be caught in his arms, or something. Lochte did catch her, but his left knee paid the price, banging against the sidewalk as they fell to the ground.

Swimming Gronk will halt his training while he recovers. Ladies, even though Ryan Lochte on crutches is sad and adorable, please do not jump at him again.