To be honest, I never thought I’d ever have to string together those particular words in a headline, at least one that didn’t also involve the words “Stephen Garcia”, “nude” and “half-finished six-pack of PBR”.

Yet here we are as South Carolina head coach Steve Spurrier announced No. 3 quarterback Andrew Clifford was injured in a moped accident over the weekend. As a result of the accident that left him with stitches in an unidentified part of his body, Clifford will be out of action for the next two to three weeks.