Kanye West served as a guest lecturer at Oxford University yesterday for some reason.

But instead of examining the reasons why Mr. Kim Kardashian was selected for the honor, we're instead gonna delve into some of the more obscure... random... ridiculous... Kanye West-like quotes uttered by the star during his time on stage.

Last week, we learned that Khloe and Lamar are hooking up in secret. Now, it's being reported that Kris knows about the down-low smash sessions (Kris knows all, y'all.) and that she's actually encouraging Khloe to spend more time with her estranged husband.