/me message extravaganza!

for those who do not use IRC (and you should), /me messages are used to denote actions and movements in a chat, adding a sense of realism and allowing users to do the impossible! they greatly increase the quality of the chat, as evidenced below:

anyway, it occured to me that i am better than every single one of you... thats why i have gathered a collection of some of my /me messages here. lets have a look at how i, steelicks, have evolved through the years, becoming the glorious poster and role model that i am today. =)

[12:39:36] * @Steelicks jumps into the pouch of a kangaroo and makes his escape

[17:05:22] * @Steelicks holds the Triforce in the air, it's power radiating across the land. He then fumbles and drops it.
[17:05:32] * @Steelicks crawls around on his hands and knees trying to locate the Triforce in the tall grass

[17:07:51] * @Steelicks pulls out a giant wooden hammer and slams Oliver
[17:08:00] * @Steelicks puts the giant wooden hammer back up his ass for storage

[10:56:41] * @Steelicks looks around. "I don't see a co-oof!"... he is suddenly struck by a penis the size of the eiffel tower.

[11:02:12] * @Steelicks builds a robot that can think, feel... and love. The robot immediately headbutts MoP in the balls.

[10:03:32] * @Steelicks informs cloud to come closer, as he has a surprise for him.
[10:03:41] * @cloud comes closer..
[10:03:56] * @Steelicks suddenly pops a boner, that is so powerful that it sends cloud flying across the room.

[12:37:27] * @Steelicks sees a bullet lying on a table. Following noob_leet's request, he promptly headbutts it. The bullet rolls down the ground but overall does no damage.

[19:36] <m0nkfish> can i do it
[19:36] <@DM> who is talking to who
[19:36] <@DM> whatever it is I wanna do it
[19:37] <m0nkfish> its me
[19:37] <m0nkfish> do me
[19:37] * @DM does m0nkfish
[19:37] <@DM> 6/10

<@Steelicks> take my hand into yours
[08:37] <@Steelicks> and grasp it tight
[08:37] <@Steelicks> while i struggle
[08:37] <@Steelicks> with all my might
[08:37] * @DM takes Steelicks' hand in his and grasps it tight while he struggles with all his might.
[08:37] <@Steelicks> oof!
[08:38] <@Steelicks> not THAT tight! not tonight!
[08:38] * @DM smacks Steelicks upside the head. "STOP STRUGGLING JACKASS!"