Brits On TourAre you from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Do you want to meet new people on here who are also in the UK? Then Brits On Tour is the group for you :D I'm starting up the group again, covering for Babydolluk who foundered the group until she returns, if she does.
If you are a member already and still want to be on the list, or you are a Brit and want to join us, then please let me know ...
MishNumber1 ¢¾ Owner Of The G-Spotters ~ Member of S*U*P, Brits On Tour & Club FAR@ fubar
If you want to keep these details and add them to your blog so your other Brit friends can see it (incase they don't read bulletins lol), then just click on repost and copy everything into your blog :D
If I'm ever not around but you need to talk to someone about the group, then you can go and see Di :D ...
di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)@ fubar
We now have 80 members now woooohoooo it just keeps growing :D To see all of the members then please click here and it takes you directly to the membe

Thinking Of YouIts 2am I can't sleep, I'm thinking of you, wanting you, wishing you were here with me so I could kiss you touch you, feel the warmth of your body next to mine. I start to imagine that you are here with me I throw the covers aside and run my hands under my t-shirt over my stomach to my breast, cupping one in each hand thinking of how it feels when you're touching me. I move my thumbs over my nipples they are starting to get hard, I pinch and roll them between my finger and thumbs until they are really hard and aching. letting one hand continue to knead and tease there, I run the other back down between my legs moving my thighs apart and slipping my fingers into the wetness there, I'm so hot there that my fingers feel almost cold as they seek out my sweet spot. I close my eyes and think of the last time we were together, as I make gentle circles over it. Imagining that its your mouth and tongue there working their magic, slow at first letting the pleasurable sensation build, I move my o

WowWe get back to the hotel, I go to take a shower, and you sit in one of the chairs and watch TV.
You're sitting there channel surfing when I come out of the bathroom. I have on my robe I walk over to you standing between you and the TV, untie my robe and let it fall to the floor and I'm wearing nothing else. You sit there a moment looking at me then smile slowly and hold out your hand. I step forward, standing between your legs. "Mmmmmm' you say as your hands skim up my legs, over my hips, along my sides until you reach my breast, holding them and rolling my nipples between your thumb and index fingers, watching them harden to your touch you slip forward in the chair and lick one then blow lightly on it causing me to shiver, then gently suck on it, one hand drops to my waist while the other slips between my thighs and moves up toward my pussy. When it reaches its destination you draw a finger along my shaven lips to find me already wet. I lift one leg and place my foot on the arm of

I Want You.........I wanted him ,what more can I say ? And tonight I was going to have him;my way!
I was sitting in a chair, when I heard him knock on the door of my suite, " Come in, it's open I called. He came in looking around and not seeing me at first, he shut the door. Turning back his eyes swept the room and landed on me as I stood from the chair I'd been sitting in, my eyes locked with his and I walked slowly toward him, a woman on a mission. He cleared his throat. " I though we were going to dinner." "We were" I replied "But I'm not very hungry I decided I just wanted dessert " His eyes looked me up and down taking in what he saw. I was wearing a very sheer, very short negligee of light blue with nothing under it or over it. I stopped before him; toe to toe, so close I could feel the warmth of his body. " Are sure you're not hungry?" he ask, "oh I'm hungry all right, for you" Holding his gaze I began to unbutton his shirt and pulled it free of his trousers. Slipping my hands under it

Lame Ass PeopleAmanda_Hug_and_Kiss: please dont send me mass messages its really annoyin
adam: hold on! ill delete ur lame ass in a minute! everybody else thinks its funny!
adam: Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Amanda_Hug_and_Kiss: dude it makes my comp lag
adam: aaqight i found it! im

Since I Can't Mumm...lolI just jumped out of the shower and I was wondering. Has anyone ever been given a bath? I mean has anyone ever sat down while you were in the tub and washed you down? Or the shower for that matter. I think its one of the sexiest things I can do for a man, if I had one..LOL Just wondering..:)

Poem For DrewAlthough I've gone through Heaven's gate
I still walk right beside you
You cannot physically see or hear me
I still walk right beside you
When your heart is broken and torn apart
I still walk right beside you
When burdens seem too much to bare
I still walk right beside you
When the clouds are dark and the days seem long
I still walk right beside you
When you have that perfect day
With millions of smiles no tears no way
Just remeber these simple words
Because I am right beside you
Love MOM

Morning!ok guys by the time this gets posted, i'll be in bed, so pleeeease don't respond in shouts lol...
i just wanted to say good morning to everyone, since usually i'm around to do so... i didn't sleep at all last night and its almost 10 am so it's time for me to get some rest ;)
all of the albums that were previously viewable are unlocked as promised... please continue to rate the safe for work ones as well though so i don't have to lock them all up again... i'm an exhibitionist, i hate locking that shit up ;)
i'll probably be back shortly, tyr doesn't let me sleep all day, lol
if you guys have time, please check for things to rate ;)
and hopefully when i actually wake up, i'll go take a shower and make new pretty things for you to look at :)
BTW, for those that think "she must be busy" ... if my status says afk, i'm not there, if it doesn't say that, PLEASE feel free to say hi, i may be slow to answer but i promise i do answer...
i only answer mails if there's a q

No Fubar Lovedont you just hate when some says : rate,fan, or friend me ill return the love, but when you do it you get nothing in return. i think you should say what you mean and mean what you say. i have return all the love shown to me and wish everyone whould do the same. and for the ones that have, you are the true meaning behind fubar. much love to all my fan, friends, and soon to be friend and fan. and thanks for taking the time to read my first blog. much love joedy

Firefox!!!ANY1 USEING FIREFOX WITH FUBAR??
AS MINES STARTING TO GO A LIL CRAZY WITH IT
JUST WANTING TO KNOW IF ANY1 ELSE IS USEING FIREFOX BROWSER?

Hurt.Ok, I have a question for all of you. and I want HONEST TO GOD ANSWERS.
First off, let me start with this. Have you ever been so hurt by everyone, and so angry with everyone, and so disturbed and confused with everyone and everything crashing down in your life, and are so tired of crying, that you just turn into stone?
Thats where I am right now. For those that dont know me, or much about me, you're in for a real treat.
Here I am. 22 years old. Moved from California to be with my sister out here in Florida, to keep her fucking psychotic ex boyfriend away, and to make sure she doesnt do anything stupid between July 3 (when I moved out here) to October 11th, when she'll be 18. Because my mom and sister weren't able to keep their apartment because with only one income my mom couldnt keep up with the $1300 a month rent on this bomb ass apartment, they had to move in to my Grandmas house. My grandma lives in a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house. And before I came along, there was my grand

Needs HelpMy new friend is in a contest and could really use the help. Just click on the picture and go rate her pic. Thanks everybody!

Strategies For Building Self-esteemStrategies For Building Self-Esteem!
Crises of self-esteem are a part of the human experience. When you feel troubled by low self-esteem, review the suggestions below and choose those that are relevant to your situation and work on them. Be patient with yourself: change takes time and steadfast work.
1. Free yourself from "shoulds". Live your life on the basis of what is possible for you and what feels right to you instead of what you or others think you "should" do. "Shoulds" distract us from identifying and fulfilling our own needs, abilities, interests and personal goals. Find out what you want and what you are good at, value those, and take actions designed to fulfill your potential.
2. Respect your own needs. Recognize and take care of your own needs and wants first. Identify what really fulfills you — not just immediate gratifications. Respecting your deeper needs will increase your sense of worth and well-being.
3. Set achievable goals. Establish goals on the basis

Life Part 12Wow, today is Friday. I love Fridays. Yes, it is a work day but you know it is coming to an end and that you will have 2 days off to do what ever you want. It is always a good feeling. Unless you are unfortunate to have to work on the weekend but that just means your Friday is a Tuesday or something?
This has been a really good week compared to the weeks prior. It has been a good week for my 2 boys which means it is a good week for me. Christopher has done well all week in school except for Monday. I am pretty sure it was the mocha's. Anthony is really trying, I think? I hope! Except for a hiccup with him on Wednesday, he has been very positive! He has turned in all his missing work. We really want him to do well and be able to get a job and get his drivers license. He just has to prove himself to us. It may take a while.
I had such a productive day yesterday! I worked and got most of a project done that I will finish up today. I was proud of myself! haha I have

Interracial DatingI'm interested in going outside my comfort zone and date outside my race. I've been thinking about it for awhile and now I want to find the right guy. Someone between the ages of 22-32, into black bbws, fun to be around, down to earth, great sense of humor. I would prefer someone in the Charlotte, NC area. So if your interested let me know.

When Are You People Going To Learn??This is a mini rant to all of those "DRONES" that feel the need to refresh my page a million times a day.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING FOR???
I'm so sick to death of you people coming to my page, and just refreshing ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY!!!
If theres something you want, ASK ME FOR IT!! I'll give you the direct link, or the honest to God truth.
If you're just lookin for dirt, dig deep honey...
You aint gonna find anything on here.. thats for sure...

Life Part 13Last weekend, my cousin came over for Christopher's birthday party. She had the cutest purse! It was black and white with zebra stripes. I told her that I would love to have it. She told me where she bought it and that it was inexpensive and that they should still have more.
So, I finally go out yesterday to find this purse. It is no longer there. :( I searched high and low and no cute purse! I was bummed. Bloody Hell! So I go to another store maybe thinking that they might have it and again, I was disappointed. So, it was not meant to be. I go back home purseless and sad.
When Peter got home, I told him about it and that I wanted to go to the mall to look for a purse since now I am on a mission to get a new one. He decided to go with me. Why did I bring him? I have no idea?? We went to Macy's and he walked through the purse department in about 3 minutes and said there was nothing there but ugly purses! I was still looking at the first few. I told him that we

PoemI look into your eyes, your heart, your soul -
Were you really loving me or lying?
My love goes deeper than I ever imagined it could
or even would.
Love is a part of life, I know.
So is the pain and the sorrow,
along with the smiles, and the joys.
My life will be forever changed
because I loved you.
It seemed as though my world was falling apart,
along with my heart.
No longer will I let your memory hurt me.
I will move on with my life,
no longer letting you be a part of me

.......you take the finer things in life and turn it crap
you take innocent beings and you turn them evil
life is not to be messed with but to be helped
time waits for no man to fix their mistakes
fix it during the time of flow
don't try to build yourself up to look great
when in all reality you are an average joe going nowhere
in fact an average joe knows what they are and who they are
but you have no clue and that is sad
i know who i am and who you are but thing is do you?
i see the good in most but i am trying to find it in you
i see it yes indeed i see it but you rarely ever show it
but there is hope the question is do you want it to show?
just try to remember karma don't hurt or kill or stop all things
just do your best and that shall show

NoonerU got time for a nooner? U come back to the warehouse, and say it is lunch time. I ask u, what u would like for lunch? U reply a big hot dog! LOL So I say, well I have one but u have to warm it up. So u say, I can do that! U move ur hand down to my zipper and unzip me and pull my cock out and u start stroking my cock. Then I say, it needs to be warmer. Then u drop to ur knees and slide the head of my dick in ur mouth and suck on it then u slide the rest of it in ur my. Then ur sliding in and out of ur mouth. Then I take my hand and put it on ur head and slide I cock deep down ur throat. And just keep it there as u can feel it grow bigger down ur throat and in ur mouth. Then I pull it out and lift it up and u start sucking on my balls. And as u do that ur take ur hand and start stroke my cock. Then I pick u up from ur knees and bend u over the racks in the warehouse and push ur skirt up. And I see that u don’t have any panties on. So I just slide my hard cock into wet pussy lips. I st

Stupid Fact Of The DayThe late Bill Marvey, one of the world's last remaining manufacturer of barber poles, shared his expert opinion in a 1981 article. He explains: The symbolism of the barber pole goes back to the barber/surgeon of the Middle Ages. In addition to cutting hair, he'd pull teeth, let blood, use leeches, lance boils. He'd hang his bandages out to dry, and they'd blow in the wind and twist around red and white together.
If you needed dental work, enemas, or wound surgery during this time, the barber/surgeon was the man to visit. A pole painted red and white (to represent blood and bandages) was an advertisement to potential patients. By the 19th century, barbers began focusing on hair styling and snipping, leaving the ER work to the doctors. The distinctive striped pole remained however.
It's not quite as clear what the blue stripe of a barber pole represents. One interpretation says the blue stands for veins. Marvey believes the blue stripe was added during the turn of the century as a

My Bitches And RavingsWell, I felt it yesterday, my throat was swollen and very sore, and my eyes were hurting and watering, my nose running. Its official, I'm getting sick for the first time this year. It sucks cuz with my finace working, I'm taking care of the baby full time now. And I'm fine with that, I just don't want her to get sick. Goddess knows that if she starts to get sick like I used to get sick, I'm in some deep trouble. I know how painful that shit is, and I will fight tooth and nail to make sure that my babygirl don't have to go thru the same things I did, for as long as I did. If it has to be done, her tonsils will be removed as soon as possible. Anyway, I just wanted to bitch for a few. Hopefully I"ll start feeling better soon.

DilligafDo you get sick of seeing stupid mums?
Do you feel the need to be sarcastic on said mums?
Then DILLIGAF Is for you.
Just about sums it up perfectly.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F^&*CK

HatersJealousy!!!
Jealousy what a stupid emotion if I could get rid of one that would be it!!! I have seen 35 summers!!! All the hate that goes on!! I am most comfortable in my skin!!! I have been hiding behind the doors for years thinking I wasn’t good enough to be out!!! Well Fuk u haters!!! The sad thing is the half of u are closet bbw lovers!!! If u had the chance to put weight aside to see what’s inside the person!!! Wow U might find a good soul!!! That’s why I would get rid of jealousy!!! See I was raised mommy always taught me to share and to be kind to others!!! So as for u low raters just fuk right off!!! U might want to be comfortable in your body or find out why u have so much hate!!! it took me years to get my confidence back up there it will never go to my head !! Just know that I am beautiful!!! We all come in different sizes and shapes If we didn’t this would be a weird world all the same!! Well us phat bottom woman make the world go around tooo!!! Life is short

6 Years Ago Today...Well, today is the 6 year anniversary of the day I met BJ. I'll tell you the story...
I was in hair school and was going out pretty regularly with a few friends I had made up there (Kyra, Amanda & Myra) when one friday night we decided to go to the INZONE club in Kernersville, the town where I live. It was a pretty good place to go, especially since it was only 4 miles from my home.
We were there for about an hour and I was already feeling pretty buzzed when out of the corner of my eye I spied a pretty sexy dude across the room. I showed Kyra and she dared me to do something, anything... So I said OK, watch this! :) The next time he came out of the bathroom I made sure to be in his path back to his friends... and when he walked past me I grabbed a hand-full of one of the sexiest asses I had ever laid my hand on... It was perfect. He turned around with a wild look in his eye, then it changed to pleasure when he saw it was a sexy chick (yeah right, that is what he told me late

Plz Help Me Outmy friend is in a contest with about a day left on it , he is a little over 2000 behind, plz come be a friend and help me bomb him, if u are trying to level up this is a great way to get points and help someone else out ty.

FriendsI am here to find friends who are looking to meet . A women who is into being nude at home or at public nude beaches and camp grounds. I am 5'8 Italian somewhat over weight but am losing. Looking for someone to help me in this and who also is looking for a no strings relationship at this time. I am looking for that now but will concider a relationship with that person later as we grow on eachother. hit me up and lets talk..
DOM

Immortal!Just checked out Immortal on itunes,their LP Blizzard Beasts,song called Nebular Ravens Winter...Gotta honestly say that this band really sucks whale puds,big time!....Glad I only wasted one tune on them,cause that was some seriously bad crap!.......Rock on dudes and dudettes!

Plz Be A Friendmy friend is in a contest with about a day left on it , he is a little over 2000 behind, plz come be a friend and help me bomb him, if u are trying to level up this is a great way to get points and help someone else out ty.

New Page!!!Hey, I was getting bored and decided to make a myspace page cause I guess I am not cool until I do this (yeah right, lol) :) :P :)
http://www.myspace.com/angylgyrl

BenefitWe need bands to play a benfit in Adams at the Legion to Join Network and Vanburen Sludge helping to raise money for Tim and Rhonda Newton who after a motorcycle accident on sept 1st on a funraiser poker run for Hospice remain hospitalized and needing several surgeries to improve their quality of living. If anyone has any contact info. for a band in the area please contact me at 232-3299 or email m at Blooize1@yahoo.com. If you have a band and would like to participate it will be most appreciated!!
Thanks.....Erin

Adventures Of My Wife And I!!So my wife and i have decided that we're going to buy two mini horses. She's going to rename herself to paco and i'm going to rename myself to princess candace. Im going to ride on my dyed pink horse named bob wearing a tiny tiara, a tiny cape, and plastic shoes (the kind you got as a kid from the dress up toys). We're going to live on the beach and ride our mini horses like royalty.

YesThis blog is just random thoughts going through my head.....
Damn, I have way too much work to get caught up on. I cant seem to get motivated today to do it though. Not like me to be like that. I git the Harley out and my sonis here on leave and I just want to leave the office and go out and play!!! But I am waiting for a delivery and I have to be here until it gets here. everyone else is out of the office, so it is just me in here....bored! I finally got to speak with Candyce, so my day is a lot better now but I am still bored just sitting here waiting for the UPS guy. Oh well...... Thanks for listening

Things That Make You Think BlogThis is true...check it out on www.snopes.com
Latest Drug in Middle School - 'Dusting'
First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for it's crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs.
I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they won't.
I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I al

Guys RulesThe Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
>From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! (Feel free to leave a comment.)..jc
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answer

Why Women Love Men..1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.
2. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.
3.They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
4. Bravery around snakes, water bugs, bats and flat tires.
5. Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake..
6. How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.
7. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action..
8. They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads..
9. Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.
10. Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.
11. They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.
12. They rarely lie about their age, t

For The Ladies :pHey guys, i've gotten quite a few comments on my pic
If anyone wants one made up just send me the pic (or a link to it) that you want used and i'll make one up for you ;)
make it obvious! they're locked for a reason! ;)
Love,
Sin

Making Lovewhen you date do the men or women you are dating think its easy to get you into bed the same night.
I myself have tryed the same in year before i relized that women also want the same so sometimes i just wait for them to make their move then i just follow their lead.

RandomThe fiery passion
Amidst the humid night air
The room dimly lit by scattered candles
Sets the amorous mood
I can feel the chemistry between us
Burning, smoldering
The look in his eyes
Full of longing,
Draws me near
Our gaze locked in anticipation
I run my finger down his face
The drop of sweat on his lips
Salty
I feel a quiver go down my spine
As he sweeps the hair from my face
I avert my eyes
I start to feel coy
I'm vulnerable
At his mercy
Yet i feel un- inhibited
He brushes my face
I cant resist…..
I want him..
I'm still wet from the shower
My nightie is clinging to my curves
That's where he's moving his finger
Along the contour of my body
Mapping out my erogenous zones
I feel like a trophy that he's won
His conquest
He kisses me slowly
Savouring every kiss
I can feel his warm lips press against my moist skin
The velvety feel of the cool silk sheets
Soothes me
He nibbles my earlobe
Then kisses my neck
My chest..
My stomach, my thighs
My ankles

Show Some LuvvvvvvvvvCheck Out This Adorable Cowboy,......Show Him What We Fubarians Are All About.
TxCowboyinNH@ fubar

Bunny I Miss You..As long as you think of me,i'll never be very far..
And the feelings that you have for me,may they fully fill your heart..
Missing you comes so easy,how hard is the pain..
It's like standing naked in a hailing storm,,
soaked from the falling rain..
My soul feels like it's been split,cut like a deck of cards..
I feel like half the person,with only half a heart..
But soon all will pass,we two will join as one..
And forever be together,underneath the shining sun..
We'll smile and laugh and let these day's fall behind..
You'll happily call me honey,i'll happily call you mine..
I'll always be youe husband,you'll always be my wife..
And never again be apart for the rest of our lives...
My husband Larry wrote this poem for me the day before we got married..Who knew that almost 11 years later i would read it daily,,and miss him with my half a heart..
R.I.P. MY LOVE...

Since Nobody Reads BulletinsI have some friends who need a little help. They have about 2,000 points to level. They have rated all my pics as I have thier's. Can you please go to their page and rate them...maybe even friend them?
Thank you :)
Kisses!
Elizabeth
Jesse and hillary@ fubar

Center Of The Bible....Center of the Bible
The pictures are awesome.... but wait until you read the words.
Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 117
Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 119
Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible?
A: Psalms 118
Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118
Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118
Add these numbers up and you get 1188.
Q: What is the center verse in the Bible?
A: Psalms 118:8
Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives?
The next time someone says they would like to find
God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to
be in the center of His will, just send them to the
center of His word!
Psalms 118:8
"It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."
Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)?
Before

Coolwavesup everybody hope you all get litup and have fun wekend and party hard

Maybe There Is A God.....sorry i havent ben on too much but family matters has taken precedence
it has been the hardest time of my life for a long time recently
when i got the phone call to say my brother had been in a serious accident i felt like my world had collapsed
now - less than 2 weeks later he may be coming home
the transition is unbelievable
i've lost track of the times my emotions have got the better of me and i have just cried and cried
and now for something completely amazing.....
he will come away from this with a broken foot and some cuts and bruises
the boy is such a fighter
i tip my hat to him in total admiration at his determination to recover
my little brother !
he's still the luckiest bastard i know........

The History Of The Middle FingerThe Yew Tree
The History of the Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know
it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the
hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know
something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw
the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of
fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native
English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking
the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and
began in mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!
Since 'pluck yew' is ra

Attention To My FriendsMy friend Stu lost a very close friend recently to cervical cancer after a long battle. She
had just enough time to say a heartbreaking goodbye to everyone before passing away.
Kelle, was a wonderful, upbeat person who held strong through five years before
succumbing to the cancer. She had introduced Stu to the Maryland Renaissance Festival,
where he will be this weekend. The festival will be a melancholy event without her this
year and toasts will be held in memory of her. We are asking all our friends on Fubar to
please have a drink in memory and send Stu a drink or sympathy comment for his loss
at the link below.
Thanks to my wonderful friends
http://fubar.com/user/1086273

A Friend Lostwill i be missed when im gone,
will i be remembered and not forgotten,
will they say he was a friend till his end,
what a sweet boy said,
when he was lays in his bed,
dying from cancer inside,
while bald and trying to hide,
doesnt like to make new friends,
for hes affraid they pretend,
hes only 9 years old,
but he has alot to be told,
for he is my friend,
and will be to the end,
hes very smart & sincere,
i wish he would always be here,
he likes to color in his book,
that i gave him and he took,
hes given me a new sense of pride,
cause he knows hes on a one way ride,
he lives each and every day,
cause he knows hes not here to stay,
never affraid or upset and never one regret,
he asked me why i stay,
and i didnt know what to say,
wish i could take his place,
so his life wouldnt be a waste,
he wants to see so many things,
he has our dreams,
his end is too close it seems,
but ill be there with him at the end,
because he his one special friend...
Copyright

TrazI love the music and the pictures and the conversation. I want to hang out here and meet everyone. I love the spirit of it all. I want to make level 25, hee hee.

When Thing Seem So Bleakwhen things seem so dim and bleak, slow going goes your week redness enters your cheek, while happiness is what you seek here is a peek,
you are all beautiful in your own way,
friends which i hope will be here to stay,
beauty in side and out,
dont sit there and pout,
find the happiness you desire,
your heart become fire,
get lost is what you say to the lier,
but i will always be here as a friend,
all you ladies are beautiful and true,
dont let someone make you feel blue,
because they are the ones that dont have a clue, of that special person inside each of you,
im happy we have met,
with me happiness is what you will get,
so smile and feel right,
you are all a wonderful sight,
true friends are hard to find,
you are all in my mind,
so smile and be free,
this is what you will see,
no one can bother you if you dont feel blue,
to your self be true,
one foot in front of the other,
if you are a mother,
happiness is a true gift,
would give you such a lift,
friends

Ugh Idiots!Okay, let me get this straight.. and listen up.. I am sick of everyone (meaning the perverted men here) asking me if I have a girlfriend. Just because my profile says I am bisexual.. (Which I am and very proud of the fact) doesn't mean I am strictly into women..
Being BI means you like BOTH.. Not ONE.
I am into men AND women. And what does my sexuality have to do with just talking to me? I have an idea... Trying talking to me as a PERSON.. and not as a piece of meat!!!
So STOP ASKING ME!!

A Womans True Beautya womans true beauty is like a blossuming rose,
as days go by its the beauty that grows,
the peddles open and it shows,
inner beauty that is wonderful to behold,
grab your heart and dont let go,
cause you will feel it from your head to your toe,
like a wave passing through,
its i who figured out the clue,
to know you is a treat you true,
the eyes are the windows to your soul,
compared to your beauty i am the troll,
i shall climb the mountains to gain your trust,
even if i fall and get crushed,
you are worth the feat,
for you are the one i wish to meet,
to me that would be the biggest treat,
you are truely one of a kind,
one day i wish you i would find,
but here i sit,
i must admit,
probably looking like a twit,
or even a dim-witt,
will someone open thier heart for me to peek,
but please dont think of me as a geek,
for what i seek,
you are so true and kind,
so i know one day i will find,
the one who would make me complete,
with out having to compete,
for i a

Games And Liesgames and lies,
thats all anyone tries,
and i despise,
be true,
and real,
be someone that can feel,
dont act or play,
and dont lie about what you say,
as night turns into day,
i wanted you to stay,
but you tell me a lie,
and i try to understand why,
you broke my heart,
now this is where we part,
never gave us a chance,
but at other men you did glance,
so to you i say,
go ahead and go play,
see if you can get them to stay,
you dont have a clue,
who could have been with you,
i asked you to leave with me,
wanted you to see,
what you could have had with me,
once again you did flee,
love is not what you had for me,
im a man like no other,
except for my brother,
i would have loved you unconditionally,
you through it all away,
so here is what i say,
have fun in what ever you do,
i hope your next guy is true,
as i was to you,
even though you make me feel blue,
i did fall in love with you,
you will see what you lost,
for it too must cost,
if you try to wi

Wedding RingWhy should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the
Chinese.....
Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents
your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last
(Little) finger represents your children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and
hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining
three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure
below):
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they
will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you
lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers
(representing siblings)... they will also open, because your brothers
and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their
own
separate

An Angel Like YouIf i ever had an angel like you,
i would never feel this true,
you shall show me the way,
as i have you here to stay,
beautiful and true,
that is really you,
also very kind too,
let our hearts flames combine,
make we both feel so fine,
you are the angel that came to me,
darling cant you tell or atleast see,
that i would feel better having you with me,
so to you i must confide,
for so long my heart did hide,
now with you its opened up so wide,
will you join me on this lifes ride,
your eyes will see into my soul,
love when you do will be the toll,
for i cant live with out you here,
as i angel i will hold you dear,
wishing my life for you to share,
all the walls hidding my heart have come undone,
that is to be the prise you have won,
hold my hand and walk with me,
for everyone to see,
i will honor and treat you as my queen,
at your side my future i have seen,
our love will grow to the end of time,
if you would honor me and be mine...
Robert Allen Yunker
Co

She Was Only 13Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of crap!"
The mom walk

Inner Beautyi search for the inner beauty,
you are truely a cutey,
i seek what cant be seen,
it hides in between,
its in everyone,
finding it is so much fun,
a love that cant be undone,
loyalty and trust thats a real must,
respect and truth,
shouldnt feel like pulling a tooth,
love and carring,
thats what we shall be sharing,
honesty and love,
as it was writen above,
find the one who has them all,
my heart she will call,
undivided attention,
my total affection,
she will know what true love is,
for i have a one of a kind heart,
thats the begining and the start,
im like no other,
well except my brother,
to know me is to love me,
because my heart always flows free,
one day some lucky lady will see,
what so many others have missed in me,
i wish you all happiness and joy,
dont let anyone use you as their toy,
for you all are so very dear,
and the one you choose should really care,
if you just need a friend,
to talk to i will be here to the end,
have a wonder

Missing My Animels!sept17,2007
may my baby (tosha) R.I.P. I had to put my babe down tosha was a wonderful dog a best freind a man can ever ask for she was loyal,loving and great to have as a pet and a mans best freind there not a day that not goes by that I think about her all i can say is i love her so very much and tosha will always live in my heart i set many of times thinking about her when she was a puppy and all the way untel that day i had to put her down that she was a awsome dog and now i think that she in heaven keeping the angels company and loving the angels I will miss her alot.

Is Love All There Is To HaveIs love all there is to have,
people use that word like its salve,
spreading it like butter,
words is all they mutter,
the feelings that go with it,
most people forget,
im not asking for your devotion,
or sexual motion,
i want someone for who they are,
near or far,
like a true love song racing through my head, even when i lay to sleep on my bed,
love is what i want to find,
someone always on my mind,
i will be gentle and ever so kind,
for i am a unique guy to find,
i have hidden for 20 years,
have had alot of tears,
love greater then the sky,
more then any other guy,
a heart of gold is what im always told,
true romance is the key i hold,
i am just a average guy,
my poems tell the reason why,
but one thing i never try to do is lie,
because that makes wonderful people cry,
i have the beautifulest friends,
to whom my heart dearly tends,
so smile and enjoy what you have to give,
thats when you truely know how to live,
this is a hug and a kiss from me to you

No Longer Will I Hideno longer will i hide,
i feel like i am dieing inside,
feeling's i always try to hide,
i take it in a stride,
it's tearing me up inside,
my heart feels like it ripped open wide,
it's battered and broke,
its not even a joke,
all i want to do is hide,
ever since i cried,
it was because you died,
now i sit and wonder why,
i didnt even get to say good bye,
you are in a better place,
i hope you can see my face,
i sit here and pray,
that he excepts me one day,
so i can again see your face,
and be with you in that special place,
tears ran for so long,
cant believe you are gone,
you are such a wonderful friend,
all the way till the end,
love is what i send,
no matter where you are,
you will never be too far,
it ended in a car,
you were sobber when you died,
the drunk that hit you never cried,
he tried to make it your fault,
but the cops seen through him,
and he was caught,
his freedom couldnt be bought,
we all still love you,
and our love will alw

Reached My LimitOk, so I have reached my limit for rates today. So for all those who rate my stuff tonight......I will return the love as soon as I am able to.

Dont Nook just an update.............as most of u no i have been in a bad situation here @ home......well i'l try and make this short:
last night my.....hubby & i...disided to end things, which all this has been coming 4 a while now, ne way, we kinda, sorta got into it.....some shoving & stuff, ne way i came out with my wrist all bruised...........got up today like nothing happened, went to work.....about 1pm im dragged out of work by CYS (Children & Youth Services). my kids had went to school & told what had happened said they were afraid that their dad would kill their mom. so..in order not to lose my kids i had to charge him 4 abuse & get a PFA. now......things suck!! i have no where to live (except my parents) because our home is his place of business, so i had to leave. my whole family is nowstarting shit with me & everyone i no. i mean what the hell was i 2 do when im told do this or lose your kids? they r my life!!
ne way, im home right now only to get a few things........i don

Attractive Or On Fire?New Study
A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Naughty Application***Best one will get a reply***
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Do you like anal pleasures?
26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Email your answers.....
Title it "NAUGHTY Applica

Big BrotherWhy is it that our so called government has to spy on it's own people? Is it right? Noit's not right, I thought our government was by the people and for the people, not to be against the people who elected them to office in the first place. I can see keeping tabs on some questionable persons, but not tapping our phone lines and watching our every move on the internet. And local government is no better, what gives any local government the right to tell us has to wear a seatbelt? I think it should be left up to the owner of the car. How many timesw have we all seen a cop on duty riding around with no seat bealt on, are they above the law?

9200 To LevelHE HELPS ALOT OF PEOPLE LEVEL..HELP HIM LEVEL UP THANK YOU
*KJ* member of the Confederate Bomber Family@ fubar

Thoughts & Things...WOW ~ It's been ages since I've been on here and I do apologize to all my friends & fans!! It's been a wacky summer - but I am well, back, and ready to play!! Hope this summer has treated everyone well - I know I am ready for winter though! Any Phoenix dweller can understand my desire to escape the excessive heat we've had the past 3 1/2 months!
I will post again soon!!

Too Many Lonely Women On This SiteApparently there are too many lonely desperate women on this site. This morning I received a phone call from some anonymous woman advising me to mind my business and stay away from her boyfriend. Apparently she did not realize that the man she was referring to is my fiance. She cursed at me and told me how they were together yesterday and how he was on his way to her house today. again not realizing how much we talk on the phone. She is a very lonely and desperate slut looking to spread her legs for the nearest dick. sad.. very sad. I will advise her once and once only.
STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
you will not like the outcome if i find out you have
tried to contact him again. I really can't stand young whores looking for some action and this site is full of them. get over yourself hunny... he is with me.. and we are getting married whether you fucking like it or not. so bite down hard and find another man to try to play games with. this one is taken.

Me.....lonelyI'm back isn't anyone interested in a fubar marriage with me lol??????

My MomTwo years ago i found out that my mom had pelvic cancer. They gave her 2 options. 1) They can remove it and she will be paralized from the waist down or 2) she can live it out as long as she can. Knowing my mom he had decided she was going to live it out. Now i love my mother to death and knowing that my mom could die at any given moment from it kills me. I hate knowing the fact that she has it. I love my mother to death if anything would happen to her i would die. I don't know if i could live with out her that is how much she means to me. My mom was there for me when i didn't have anyone else. My mom was there for me when i had questions about my pregnancy. My mom wanted to keep my daughter so that way she could be in the family. My mom has always been there for me and always will. But if she died tomorrow, a week from now, or even a yr from now i would say that she is my hero. My mom has been through alot in her life. She survied her abusive husband. She survied when no other woman w

40,000 To Godfathershow some love and help him get there
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Haha They Say Women Got Skill'sPLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD!
THIS IS A WONDERFUL BOMBING FAMILY WHO STAYS TRUE AND HONEST TO THERE MEMBERS. THEY DONT TOLERATE ANY DRAMA OF ANY KIND AND HAVE THE UP MOST RESPECT FOR OTHERS. I AM A NEW MEMBER AND I AM ALREADY FEELING THE LOVE FROM THEM AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!
SO HERE IS A SPECIAL PIMPOUT THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE AS A GIFT FROM ME!
Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar
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My CountryLet me make this perfectly clear! http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/RantingRedHeadWV/NotYours.jpgTHIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES. If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to Offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended! WAKE UP America !!! If you agree ... pass this on. if you don't agree ... Delete it!!!

Heres A Thoughti was wonder if people are so rapped up with ranking up and getting to higher levels are they so busy doing this that they dont really make friends. to take the time to speak with someone. im guilty of this too but im think im going to start to try to change it. i want to really get to know people to try to make some good friends. who knows i might really be missing out on some great people. im just curious what everyone else thinks about this.... post and let me know please.

Crystal Ball See's AllCrystal Ball
During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. - She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know! ... She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,
"Will I be acquitted?"

Boyfriend/girlfriend ApplicationBOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5. Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
18.Would you dance with me?
19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
What Do You Think Of My?
1.Personality:
2.Eyes:
3.Face:
4.Hair:
W0ULD Y0U...
give me your numbe

SorrowDevastations. Tragedies. Mental assassins.
Like bullets racing, striking their targets.
Victims falling all around.
Unbearable. Excruciatingly deep. An endless
tunnel of darkness. Sorrows piercing the soul.
"Why?" cries the helpless individual.
Understanding and reasoning are intangible.
Reality is out of reach, like that of an outstretched
hand begging you to grab a hold before it’s too late.
All efforts to rid your mind from anxieties and despair
have failed.
Knowing not what this tireless hunter may be, you push
forward with no prevail. It has hunted you and there is no
place to conceal yourself. It is breathing down the back of
your neck. It pulls the trigger and sorrow plunges deep within
your heart. The end has tracked you down. It’s all over.
You fall to your knees in defeat.

From A Prisoner's EyesMy days are dull
and my life is restless,
searching endlessly in circles
of unfathomable emptiness.
My vision was blurred by the
uncontrollable intent, the uncontained
passion to be free... as painted on my
fate's intricate canvas.
Life seems to pass aimlessly,
a dead slumber of a cuckoo
in its lonely nest,
as it is trapped in its own hourglass.
Blank is my imagination for what is real,
my mind drowned in its own puzzles
building castles of clouds
beyond the moon!

Must Read...EATTING PUSSY A HOW TO MANUAL FOR GUYS...
Ok here it is gentleman your very own how to guide on eating pussy, going down or giving head whatever you want to call it the techniques and end result are the same. And for those ladies who are reading this to see if I know what i'm talking about please read on and hope that your man is reading this too, because i'm quite confidant that i know at least a little bit about eating pussy. Oh yeah this isn't "G" rated I use words like pussy and my personal favorite FUCK! If this offends you stop reading stupid! For the rest of you read on enjoy and take notes...
I've been told by many a female that I give the best head they've ever received...This has come from women who are bisexual...as well...which is quite a nice ego stroke...I'm not trying to gloat...I'm just saying I've done my research and have applied many series of trial and error to try and get better and better at my favorite activity: Giving oral sex to a Woman...
I've read ma

My Great Friends On Fubar!THESE PEOPLE ARE SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE ON HERE AND I NEED TO SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD AND I WANNA LET THEM KNOW I APPRECAITE THEM BEING SUCH GREAT FRIENDS TO ME!I COULD'T ASK FOR BETTER FRIENDS!THEY HAVE STUCK BY MY THREW THICK AND THIN AND FOR THAT I AM GREATFULL!PLEASE GO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE!?RATE FAN AND ADD I AM SURE THEY WILL RETURN THE LOVE!NOT EVERYONE THAT I APPRECAITE IS UP YET BUT THE LIST WILL GROW..............
RIGHT HERE WE HAVE MY #1 B*TCH.WHOM I KNOW WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY BACK ON HERE AND EVEN IN THE REAL WORLD EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE 1,000 OF MILES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
Greeneyed Texas Girl~ CT Wifey of TexasTradman SWEETCHEEKS BE-OTCH!~FRIEND TO DRAGON MISTRESS~@ fubar
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS MY RIGHT HAND MAN GREATEST GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET..AN HONEST AND LOYAL FRIEND TO THE END!
rockrules2001***FUBAR Hubby of RockLady***READ THE PROFILE 1ST*@ fubar
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS SWEET AND LOVING.I KNOW HE IS MY TRUE FRIEND.AND YOU BETTER TREAT HIM RI

I Think My Delet This ProfileI know just seems so boring a round here am happly in love spend most my time loving her. Being with her really don't care about this place any more. When love takes over your heart you really don't care about chat rooms you only care about the person your in love with.
haven't decide what am going do yet..Wanted give everyone heads up.

Simple ThoughtsSome people are special and stay in your heart
Even if the years keep you apart
A connection was made and how it’s not known
But when you reunite it’s easily shown
Years go by and there’s not a word
But a call comes through just like a bird
Nothing has changed between us you see
I’ve been thinking about you and you of me
So much in common but different somehow
We’ve always been close and more so now
You are good and I am too
We’re back together, simple but true
Everything’s different but we are the same
The loses we share but we’re not to blame
I love you my friend you now it’s true
Together we will help make it through
I’m happy for you and you for me
Life is what makes us what we should be
So live for the best and be happy you see
Because that’s how they would expect it to be
Thomas Vern Ellison Jr.
08/31/07

Taxes.....how True This Is!!!!At first this appears to be funny...then you realize it’s true..............Cricket
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till

HappinessHappiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have

Ice ManOk gang, I know some of you are sick of me beggin to help my friends out. But they cant help it if they are loosers!!! lol just kiddin, rate fan and add he will do the same blah blah blah and thanks love u all!!
PJ "Iceman" Marrin@ fubar

Friend In Needhey guys got a good freind that needs sum help in his contest show sum luv and drop sum comments

What Is Your Personality Recipe?Cassandra- a pinch of wealth- 1 1/2 cups of seduction- a pound of promiscuityBoil together and serve.
'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Highlight the white area

Moving!!!!Well this is to all my friends out there in FUBAR land. I just wanted to let you all know that I was offered a job today, in another state. I am most likely gonna take it as it is a HUGE jump in pay for me and It puts me someplace I want to be. If you're curious and want to know more, please ask me and I'll tell you

For The Men And Women Who Fight For Our FreedomI have seen this before....but with the anniversary of 9/11 being last week it really seems appropiate.................
This Lady Should Run For President
Here is a real woman who should run for president!
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.
'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
a.. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in

Just The Ramblings Of Your Everday SuperheroI would first off like to say hello to everyone its my first fubar day lol its a pretty cool website myspace is getting old and over populated.
my eyes grow heavy and burn
from the held back tears
Finally i found a man
after all these years
but than you had to go away
and leave me here alone
I know it was not at all your fault
why you had to go
but even if i knew this would happen
i still wouldnt have said no
were raising a family of our own
and to everyone it will be known
thaat i love you with all my heart
and nothing
not even this could tear us apart

Prayers NeededHey all i need to take a minute of your time if i may. our dear friend ana the angel is in the hospital she just had surgery. she had that bullet removed from her hip. right now things arent looking good for our dear sweet friend. its a possibilty she might lose her right leg. so if you all could please pray for our sweet ana it would be greatly appreciated. please also keep her family in your prayers as well. they will need them as well because they will be helping take care of her as she recovers. so im asking please that you all prayer for her and her family. her husband is getting ready to deploy as well. so please keep them in your thoughts and prayers. and while shes recovering show her a lil love as well. thank you all very much.

A Dream For All..~peace~Last night I had the strangest dream,
I never dreamed before.
I dreamed the world had all agreed
To put and end to war.
I dreamt I saw a mighty room,
The room was filled with men.
And the papers they were signing said
They'd never fight again.
And when the papers were all signed,
And a million copies made
They all joined hands and bowed their heads,
And grateful prayers were made.
And the people in the streets below,
They all danced round and round
And guns and swords and uniforms
Were scattered on the ground.
Last night I had the strangest dream,
I never dreamed before.
I dreamed the world had all agreed
To put an end to war.

MirrorsLife is like a mirror you see
The refection is here for you and me
Only the wise can tell it’s true
The rest of us believe to go on through
Someone is watching from the other side
When I think of that my eyes open wide
Are you for sure it’s your reflection you see
Or is it someone you wish that you could be
The past and the present are here in the glass
The vision you see is not what will pass
No-one is happy with what they see
But all will go on and say it’s just me
Smile when you can and frown if you must
But this is the only one you can trust
Others will lie and say you look good
If you’re ok then you see what you should
Mirrors are here for us all to see
The good and the bad that’s part of me
Someone is watching from the other side
So smile at yourself and so them your pride
Thomas Vern Ellison Jr.
08/30/07

Why, Oh WhyThe statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Why, Oh Why AgainWhy do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

The Firstwell, i have never writen in a blog befor so there we go...i will simply write what ever i want. from my crapy poems or horible vilent thoughts..lol. blogs are just weird...like jurnals you let others read...well im out of here.see ya.

In MemoryDon't grieve for me, for now I'm free;
I'm following the path God laid for me.
I took His hand when I heard Him call;
I turned my back and left it all.
I could not stay another day,
To laugh, to love, to work or play.
Tasks left undone must stay that way;
I found that place at the close of day.
If my parting has left a void,
Then fill it with remembered joy.
A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss;
Ah yes, these things, I too, will miss.
Be not burdened with times of sorrow;
I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow.
My life's been full, I savored much;
Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch.
Perhaps my time seemed all too brief;
Don't lengthen it now with undue grief.
Lift up your heart and share with me;
God wanted me now, He set me free.

Facts Of LifeFacts of Life
by Vivienne Ledlie
The father smiled to see his child
Come running to his side.
"Please tell me, Daddy, what is meant
By that word 'sex'", she cried.
He looked aghast at this sweet girl -
She was but eight years old;
Too young, he thought and innocent
To break this childhood mould.
She should be playing with her dolls
Or other toys she had
Instead of asking questions such
As this one of her Dad.
With openness and honesty
An inborn family trait,
This Dad explained the facts of life
Quite candidly and straight.
His discourse finished, thankfully,
He kissed her on the cheek;
No word she'd uttered all the while,
But now began to speak:
"I didn't think my question was
A matter so complex,
For Mum just said to tell you lunch
Is ready in two secs."

PantiesPanties
by Roger Woollery
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra
a message that told him that he'd gone too far.
A motif that told him
"If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss."
"Certainly Modom," the saleslady said.
"In what kind of script would you like it read?
Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail."
She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille."

Just Need To WriteSo I just needed to write and wonder...Wonder about life and the people that touch your life..I hate fake ppl and that seems to go around alot.I am a very versitile person and I love to have fun but I do not want ot be stereo typed by what society says is ok...I dont know I guess I am just wonder why it is the way it is....

Unfolding RoseUnfolding Rose
(to the special lady)
As a rose unfolding
Soft to the gentle breeze
Bent to greater beauty
So is my love for you.
Hidden between the garden
And the stairway to the porch
It's beauty must be sought for
Or it unfolds sad and alone.
As a rose unfolding
Offers gentle peace and rest
As a rose unfolding
So is my love for you.

Sicki am sick i cant sleep and i am tired of life.... cant say much more then that right now... i hurt all over...my can barely move my right shoulder at all... its killing me... i wish i could sleep but my throat aches something aweful... dont worry i dont care if you care or not... i am just writing this cuz i am up when i should be sleeping and i am grumpy cuz i am not sleeping.. sooooo fuck

Bad NewsIt was Monday the 17th, i was sitting down for dinner with my girlfriend, after a long day at work, I was tired but in a good mood.
I was in the process of moving my girlfriend into my place, it took a year for me to decide that, being a single dad for most of my five eyar olds life has been hard so i dont let people in and out of her life, I thought that i was being careful.
It took me two months to even bring my daughter around my girlfriend, fora period of time she thought that i was married and was hiding it from her, but i proved her wrong.
Anyway on that monday as we sat to eat, she looked at me with a weird look on her face and she then smirked sheepishly and told me that she was pregnant.
I was shocked, to be honest I knew that i used protection to avoid this, but i thought well maybe it leaked or what ever.
THe thing is that, two days later, Im taking her to the doctor and we get into a conversation about things, when all of a sudden she started to cry.

What This Life Foryou ever wonder why u are on this place we call earth for what was your point to be here why did god if there is one put you here i wonder ever day WHY IAM HERE what the point maybe it because there is a reson but what is it , your kids maybe your family o friends if you have any beside on line friends and are they always there well sometime and NO it all about yourself to me because IAM me and take me for what iam if not then go away i will just go on with i got and that not much so i look up and try to make my life a better place intill ppl cut me down because they do not know who iam hey u got to get to know me before you do that just like a do you so there so my time goes on it has to get better intill then death will be come all of use soon then you know ................ metal on

The Way I AmThe Way I Am
I wish people would take me as I am.
To me personality is stronger than beauty.
For most others they don't care about personality, they look for beauty.
If I could decide for the world,
everyone would be beautiful.
If I could, people wouldn't need to worry about how they look.
There would be fewer tears.
I wish people would take me as I am,
For human life is precious.

My PasswordSO SOME BITCH IN CONN STATE I GUESS CLAIMED THAT SHE LOVED ME. BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO HOLLA AT HER SHE HAD A GUY HACK MY YAHOO. NOW MY YAHOO ACCOUNT IS GONE. I HATE TO BE EVIL BUT HERE IS HER NUMBER.508-738-4499 HER NAME IS STACEY.

SorrysORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS IM SURE BYE NOW YOU BEEN GETTING MESSAGE FROM PPL ABOUT ME SAYING WHAT A PEACE OF SHIT I AM LIAR BLAH BLAH BLAH...I APOLOGIZE FOR IT THIS PERSON IS ACTUALY EITHER MY EX G/FS BOYFRIEND OR BROTHER OR FRIEND AND THERE ANGRY WITH ME FOR MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE. SORRY FRIENDS

Before You Request FriendshipThe past few days I have had ALOT of issues here on fubar. One being people who can't understand that my views may be different than your own, BUT i'm NOT putting anyone down. What you do in your life is YOUR thing.
First I would like to point out that, Although I(stressing the I factor) do not believe in mixing races, it ONLY applies to myself and my family. I have grown up with spanish people, My best friend is spanish. I have had MANY friends out side of my own race. Now, I DO NOT care if you aren't "white" nor do i care that your spouse or your children aren't white either.
What I DO have a problem with, is the amount of people who call ME a racist and bigot because I WON'T mix races.
I am TIRED of the “stupid cunt" comments, the “White trash" comments, etc.
I believe everyone is EQUAL. That in turn means:
1) NO special treatment due to your color. NO MATTER WHAT!
2) NO getting off from crimes due to skin color( or pulling a race card)
3) NO special funding becau

1900 To Level A LevelerSTILL NEED A LIL HELP ON THIS LEVEL UP. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR HELPING. HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH TOO RATE SO IF YOU WILL STOP BY AND SHOW SOME LOVE
KG@ fubar

To Put It Simply, I Want You!To Put It Simply, I Want You!
I want to be your companion
and walk hand in hand,
your strength enveloping mine.
Autumn leaves falling,
scuffing feet and laughter,
sharing nights, not finished by the dark.
I want to be your confidant
as you pen your deepest
thoughts, as your heartaches
bleed and finally break free.
Your dreams, I keep as if my own.
I want to smile as you smile
and giggle with you
at nothing at all.
I want to be your lover
and find the passions
that move you to action.
I want to be the softness
that induces you to trust.
I want to be the naughty
that makes you come back for more.
I want to please you.
I want to share your breakfast
and your dinner,
I want you in the shower
and in your bed and
with soft steps to bring you coffee
(I take mine black)
Your strong arms, the legs
that power your thrust,
your lips of pleasure,
these are the fuel of my desire
no it is no secret, my love,
and to put it very simply,
I want you.

Ready For LoveReady For Love
Take my hand and lead the way;
tell me all you want to say.
Whisper softly in my ear,
all those things I want to hear.
Kiss my lips and touch my skin;
bring out passions deep within.
Pull me close and hold me near;
take away my pain and fear.
In the darkness of the night,
be my beacon, shine your light.
In the brightness of the sun,
show me that you are the one.
Give me wings so I can fly;
for I can soar when you're nearby.
Enter my heart, break down the wall,
it's time for me to watch it fall.
I've been a prisoner, can't you see?
Break my chains and set me free.
Strip me of my armor tight;
you'll find I won't put up a fight.
Release my soul held deep within . . .
I'm ready now, let love begin.

A Gift To YouA Gift
I don't have much to give you
in the way of material things.
But then, I have never been a material person . . .
so it wouldn't matter much anyway.
I do have something to give you, though . . .
and I hope you accept this gift with joy.
I have chosen not to wrap it . . .
I want it to be presented to you
as pristine as can be.
And anyway, decorations or wrappings would
certainly ruin the effect.
And so it is . . . that I stand before you . . .
unclothed, but surprisingly, unashamed
of my nakedness.
You have already captured a piece of my heart,
and you have captivated my soul.
The only thing left for me to present to you
is my very being . . . and I do that willingly,
happily, and most of all . . . lovingly.
Standing before you . . . watching your every movement . . .
seeing the desire in your eyes
for the very first time.
I don't believe in all of my life,
I have ever witnessed a moment
as beautiful as this.
Neither one of us can speak . . .
and we a

End Of Dayznot sure why i have my ct account, but im thinking i might delete it and just forget about it. just realy unsure about alot of things today. plz fell free to send a shout or leave a message

I Want MoreI Want More!
I see myself holding you close to me,
Squeezing your body tight.
But for all I see as I daydream-
I know I'll get tenfold tonight.
Running my palms across your chest,
As you tremble and bite your lip.
Feeling your hands upon my breast,
The softness of each fingertip.
Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft,
And slowly lowering my kiss.
Over pert nipples, across your navel,
And finally into pure bliss.
Looking upon your face from below-
As you tilt back your head.
Feeling your fountain begin to flow-
As you ease back on the bed.
Your "innocent little devil" look-
Crying insatiably with the sensation.
My tongue lapping up every drip-
From the depth of our creation.
The way you pull me up by the hair-
To the heat of your mouth, on fire.
No other thoughts, no other cares,
Just the quenching of mad desire.
Riding the tide of passion,
Riding my love for you.
On the waves of your emotion-
In slow motion, so sweet and true.
Pulse pounding

Shit !!!>The Most Functional English Word>HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE>>THE MOST
>FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!>Shit
may
>just be the most functional word in the English
language.>>Consider:>You
>can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for
brains.>>With a
>little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
>shit,
>or be asked to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit,
sell
>shit, lose shit, find shit, forget>shit, and tell others to eat
shit.>>Some
>people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
> >shit and shineola.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy
shits.
>?There is bull shit, >horse shit, and chicken shit.>>You can throw
shit,
>sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when >the shit hits
the
>fan.>> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find
>yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days

I'm DriftingDrifting
I sometimes find I'm drifting
Through this life without effect;
I often wonder if I'm truly
Worth what I've been blessed.
I search through days that have been hard,
To try to understand,
The many trials that I have known,
The life that I have had.
You see me in my daily grind,
So confident and strong;
Yet when I am alone, I question
Just where I belong.
I often try too hard I find,
To analyze and guess,
To scrutinize, investigate
My life I will confess.
For somewhere deeper, there must be
Some meaning to this life,
Some way to make a difference,
Give a reason for this strife.
Is there some hidden meaning?
Some agenda to be found?
A greater purpose waiting
If I care to hang around?
It teases and it taunts me,
Always slightly out of sight;
A hazy vision out of reach,
Where darkness hides the light.
I struggle to bring clarity
To what awaits me there,
And yet this weak illusion
Always fades before my stare.
It seems the harder t

Myself And AnotherAbout me:
Hi my new friend! My name is John. I hope my letter will find you in good mood. I have decided to write to you and maybe you will answer. I don't know how importantly to write here about myself the main things because hardly someone will seriously estimate the person on a basis of several words, because much of emotions and features is hidden inside each person, and it would be wrong to judge the person after several words. But it is much more important to be sincere from the very beginning, therefore I will simply tell about me those things which are obvious even to me. In a life I appreciate many things which for many people became non-significant unfortunately. Things like sincerity, honesty, faithfulness, fidelity are important for me. I want to believe that I have strong character, even though often I feel helplessness and need support. I like to feel like the Man in full sense of this word, I like to feel tenderness and attention. I appreciate true friendship, and my f

Possibly The Kewlest Email Ever! LolJust wanted to share w/my Fubar friends what has got to be, hands down, the kewlest email I've recieved this year! Below I've pasted the contents. Seriously, how many times in ur life does the average person get this kind of question? LMAO.
G,
O'lo would like to know if u r available to jump out of a cake for his little brother's bachelor party? The date of the big event is Oct 6th.
Thank you,
Mari Morales
Area 4
Administrative Assistant CR&BD

WordsWords
I searched among the card displays,
To see if I could find,
A little something that would say
Just what was on my mind.
However there was not a one,
That captured it just right,
For no one else can understand
Just what I'd like to write.
I even find it difficult
To try to write it down,
For how do I portray to you,
The love that I have known?
I close my eyes and what I see,
Is someone I adore;
A person who is beautiful,
Right down into their soul.
Mere words cannot describe
The many qualities you show,
The love and caring nature that
You share with those who know.
Your kind and gentle temperament,
Your sweet angelic smile,
Your softly spoken sentiments,
That reach across the miles.
Your smile and laugh that sparkle with
The softness of your sighs,
The way your face lights up a room ...
That twinkle in your eye.
The loving gestures through the years,
That quickly come to mind,
For always you've a gentle word
To calm and soothe I fin

StressI try not to stress to much,but life has its way to showing up and kicking my ass.I thought after some one gets a devorse there life gets easier.Even if you get into a simple relationship.Life gives you a suprize.Stress!Im starting to to beleive being single is the only way out of dealing with the stress of a relationship,even marrige.My relationship with my girl friend is starting to kill me.I feel like Im married to my exwife again.My stress level is so damb hi that my head is going to pop.I need to Make up my mind and figure if this stress is worth it.

Please Help My Friend Level....Please help Mark Murderous to level up...he's only needs approx. 26,000 more points to go...he's an awesome guy. If you fan/rate/add him he will return the love.
Thanks everyone!
¢¾Mark_Murderous¢¾@ fubar

Shit 2 Remember1. Faith is the ability to not panic.
2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry.
3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day.
4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to
be
still so He can untangle the knot.
6. Do the math. Count your blessings.
7 God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me.
9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.
10. Laugh every day -- it's like inner jogging.
11. The most important things in your home are the people.
12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in.
14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.
15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so
enjoy
your precious moments.

Whats Your Freak Lvl In Bed ( I Got A 59)HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED...: GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)
AND NO CHEATING!
SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR...
_________________________________________________
1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK
2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE
3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY
4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
A. STRAWBERRIES
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI
5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
A. NIGHT
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON
6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
A. FALL
B. SUMMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER
7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?
a-HEADBOARD
b-NO HEADBOARD
8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN...
A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H

Just Venting...Well daggone...I have a glass of wine and 6 Buttery Nipples...ummm....that's a shot for those of you who just dropped your jaw thinking I was more than a freak of nature. :P But the point of this blog is I just posted some new pics and before I could go through and remark all of my photos and album, I had a private message pop up that said it was from shop@fubar.com..wonder who that could be????? 8-P To whomever, whether friend or not, marked my photo NSFW for me...why thank you for looking out for me and the rest of the ADULTS on this site but I was well aware that my "boob" pic or buttery nipples, whatever you would like to call them at this point (maybe I should have just one more shot...lmao) were NSFW and was well on my way but the SECOND I hit send, I had that message. Kind of made me feel as low as I've been all night. Was only trying to feel better by doing something different...haven't been naughty in a while but felt the need. It's over. Thank you for your attention!
xo

Join The Nightwalker FamilyREAD THE RULES IN THE BLOG THERE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE HOME PAGE/OR SEND A C MAIL AND WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU.
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Life Kicks You In The Ass...so Kick It In The Balls And Then Knee It In The Face!i'm so freakin tired right now. for those who don't know or don't know me, i'm pregnant. very pregnant ( try almost 9 months pregnant. and i'm on bedrest, which sucks balls.
and it's a little hard to be on bedrest when you have two kids ( my angel are 2 1/2 and 4). i'm always chasing them and on top of that, my daughter( the eldest of the two) is in speech therapy so that takes a big chunk of my time. thanks to a very special man in my life, i'm not having to go at this alone, though its not the man you're all thinking of. sadly, the father of my children is an asshole from hell and isn't there for them. i don't even think he cares, which is fine b/c i feel like my head's gonna explode everytime i have to hear him speak and tell me bullshit lies about how he's got more important things to do besides pay his childsupport and visit his kids. and the saddest part of all is, it's mostly his fault that my poor little girl even has to go to speech therapy. she took mine and his divorce ha

Great North Run 2007The 2007 BUPA Great North Run will take place on Sunday 30th September.
The world's biggest half marathon, the BUPA Great North Run, celebrated its 26th anniversary in 2006 and is a point-to-point course that starts in Newcastle and finishes in South Shields.
Celebrities from the worlds of sport, television and film will be lining up alongside thousands of other runners as they take on the challenge of running this year's Great North Run.
After firing the starter's pistol in 2006, England manager Steve McClaren signed up to do the Great North Run in 2007.
He said the sight of thousands of people streaming past him when he started the race last year was awesome and he was looking forward to having a go himself.
There are also plenty of faces from television including Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman, Emmerdale stars including Jeff Hordley, Tony Audenshaw, Nicola Wheeler and Chris Chitell, Green Wing star Steve Mangan, Dean Lennox Kelly, from Shameless, and presenter

Show Some LoveIm unsure how this works, so bare with me guys... but please show some love and have my good friend in your prayers.
http://fubar.com/kerrytogs
This is one very genuine lady, who has hit some very painfull times .. lets get her page filled with love, for her return.
Cal

I Just Got Hit By A Hater.I haven't done a blog before. I hope I'm doing this right.
I just got hit by a hater. This guy rated my foto a 3. You should see HIS foto! He has a lot of nerve. See for yourself (unless you don't want him to notice you and give YOU a low rating also):
http://www.fubar.com/user/1027069
(You can now see his foto which I ripped into my foto folder called "Rated me very low".)
I visited this guy's profile and foto and found several comments from others that he hated on. This guy isn't just hating on guys either. Several comments about low rates come from women as well.
One woman who he rated low STILL gave him a 10 because she doesn't believe in giving low ratings!!! Amazing!!!
What is the best way to deal with a hater on fubar?
(Above was originally posted 2007 Sep 22.)
(Updating on 2007 Nov 17.)
That guys profile seems to be dormant. I'm guessing it may have been a fake profile.
It turns out that the same number of pointz are awarded regardless of what t

**kisses**My friend, clowny, is in a contest for a 1 month VIP, 1 blast, and 1 ticker and needs help. He is a great friend. Please go give him a helping hand because I'm positive that he would do the same for you. I've provided Stephie's Rules for her Last Man/Woman Standing contest and clowny's pic link below.
Rules...
* everyone bombing has to be a friend
* entry pics must be Safe for Work
* must have at least 15 entrants
* no late entries accepted
* going to take entries for one week
* contest will run one day per entrant (15 entrants, will run 15 days)
* comments worth one point but rates with 10 points
* every day the person in last place will be eliminated.
Just click the pic!
To all my friends and family(and stalkers), I love you all.....**kisses*(they're evil ones at that), ~EvilSteph &trade~

The SecretMore Comments @ GiveMeLip.com
like attracts like, positive attracts positive... integrity minded people.. attract integrity minded people.... thats what im here for... sending out all the best of energy to all those who recognise it ;)

The Meaning Of LoveSince a very long time ago, people have searched for the meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence. In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.
"Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way."
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
"When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth."
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of y

Spartans!To all my friends old and new i would like to apologize....my computer has been in the shop and i havent been able to respond or give love back except through my cell phone, which sux, But i have missed u all and i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!

Child AbuseDaddy It Hurts!
This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!!
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He fin

Love MeansLove Means
by Bunny
Love means trusting yourself with someone who
has seen you at your worst and loves you anyway.
It means teasing each other and laughing at inside jokes nobody but only the two of you understands.
It means feeling safe enough to talk about anything and having patience to work out disagreements.
It means counting on someone who sympathisizes when you had a bad day, worries about you when you're gone and always welcomes you with open arms no matter what.

Booty Call AgreementTHE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __ day of ____, 20__, by __________, between ___________ and ____________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with

To All The Wonderful People I Met HereI'm deleting my account. Ive met quit a few really nice people here and i will still have my messanger, but I am a married women and being here is starting to cause problems in my marrage. I am sorry but I have to take care of my real life before the net. so to all have a great life and to those who i hold dear you will see me around.

Simple ThingsThanks to my special friend for reminding me about the SIMPLE THINGS....
You can hear this song on my home page, but here are the words....
"Simple Things"
[Verse 1:]
How Do You Explain This Funny Feeling Deep Inside
Makes Me Smile When I'm Lonely - Comforts Me When I'm Sad
(How Do You) Explain This Sweet Sweet Smile On My Face
That Just Keeps (Getting Better) With Each Passing Day
For So (Long) I Didn't (Know) I Was Searching In All The Wrong Places
[Chorus:]
(Thinking If I) Spent More Money Than I Could
(If I) Worked Harder Than I Should
Always Having Friends To Feel Good (I'd Be Happier)
Loosing My Breath In The Hustle
Just Stressin' Over Nuthin'
Forgetting The Real Joys That Lie - In The Simple Things
[Verse 2:]
How Do You Explain When There?S More Month @ The End (Of The Money)
Your Situations Tells (You To Worry) But You See The Flowers In Bloom
(How Do You) Explain The Soft Caress On Your Face
That Tells You It?Ll Get Better With Eac

Hey All! Where, What And Why!Hey guys/gals/anyone in between :p
Just realized it's been a short while since i posted about ... well... what i post lol...
Updates are done usually twice a day at this point and can be found in my news stash... they're also done whenever i upload a set of pics because the multi upload doesn't show up in the bar tab... basically, if you don't wanna go through everything but it's been a couple days since you've been here, just check my news stash and you'll see what you've missed ;)
Some things are still locked... yes yes i know... these are FAMILY only... they're locked because i said so... and no, dont bother asking me to be in my family or to unlock them.
if you like poetry at all, or erotic writing... SFW poetry is all posted in my Dunno stash... NSFW erotic writing is posted in my Ramblings blog.
If you can't see NSFW pictures in my albums... go to "edit my profile" scroll to the bottom and on the right hand side you'll see an option to see NSFW content and certif

My WebsiteIf you want to see my revealing videos and photos, I've uploaded a ton of videos to my FREE profile.
Go Here ( www.Sexxtalk.Com ) For My Nude Videos And Photos.
Sign up for FREE, then look up my handle Mistress-ST.
Let me know once you sign up and I will send you the password to see my nasty videos.

This One Is Crappy In My OpinionLove never sees eye to eye,
there is no such thing as perfect love,
true love hurts and all your do is cry,
sometimes you feel you have had enough.
When you love someone or something,
you have to let it go eventually,
without cause so it may seem,
love is measured in the hottest degree.
When I look at love it seems so cleche,
same thing in each relationship,
just in a completely different way,
someone will say the wrong thing and the other will flip.
Some say they can never love again,
they say their heart has been broke,
usually its the women,
they hate it when true love is spoke.
Look at love from every direction,
dont try to be someone else,
know when to show affection,
and most of all be yourself.

QuoteNever frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

My New Toy!!Well after much thought, I desided it's me time. I just got me a new Toyota FJ Cruiser, VOODOO BLUE. This toy rocks, Check it out now because before long he will under go a massive change. It's a Toyota thang!!

LevellingYes I am very aware that I can level up from 10 to 11 and very soon to 12. I also know that I need to submit a salute in order to do this. But I'm just here to hang out and virtually socialize in between taking study breaks. I'll probably send in a photo eventually when the opportunity arises.

Skinny Poppa????Doctors told Poppa to lose some weight for health issues.... Hmmmm dont they know I'm "BIGPOPPA"
im not sure if being skinny I can still call myself Bigpoppa..LOL DIETING SUCKSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Would You...EMAIL Responses, please!
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Do you like anal pleasures?
26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

New NeighborsMy new neighbors are moving in today. They look kind of scary. I wonder how long it will take my kids to run them off? lol!

Reason, Season, Or Lifetime?People always come into you life for a reason, a season and a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend to you, and they are. They are there for a reason, you need them to be.
Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die, Sometimes they just walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.
When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because

Hell Train!Hell train's LP Route 666 is a monster rocker album!....You like heavy,you like loud,you like rockin out in general then these dudes are for you!.....I'm givin em 10 outta 10,just plain awsome!

October Poems~October Poems...
OCTOBERLo, sweetened with the summer light,The full juiced apple, waxing over-mellowDrops in a silent autumn night.MERRY AUTUMN DAYS‘Tis pleasant on a fine spring mornTo see the buds expand,.‘Tis pleasant in the summer timeTo see the fruitful land;‘Tis pleasant on a winter’s nightTo sit around the blaze,But what are joys like these, my boys,To merry autumn days!We hail the merry Autumn days,When leaves are turning red;Because they’re far more beautifulThan anyone has said,We hail the merry harvest time,The gayest of the year;The time of rich and bounteous crops,Rejoicing and good cheer.AUTUMNI love the fitful gust that shakesThe casement all the day,And from the glossy elm-tree takesThe faded leaves away,Twirling them by the window paneWith thousand others down the lane.I love to see the cottage smokeCurl upward through the trees,The pigeons nestled round the coteNovember days like these;The cock upon the woodland crowing,The mill sails on the heath a-going.AN AUTUMN

Hey My Friends Got A ?OK SO IM GETTING BORED WITH MY PICS I LIKE TO ADD NEW ONES AS OFTEN AS I CAN TO SEE HOW I CHANGE BUT IM BORED WITH THE SAME TYPES OF PICS POSES AND CLOTHS ECT SO IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEA OR REQUESTS PLEASE LET ME KNOW IM TRYING TO GET AS MANY PICS UP IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS AS POSSIBLE SO THE SOONER THE BETER PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTS WHAT YOU THINK MUAH LOVE ALL OF YOU

Who...what...why...when?Well...here I am...back in Bama once again. I knew that I was planning on coming back here this weekend to visit my children but was definitely planning on making my trip back to GA on Sunday afternoon. All of that changed Wednesday night...
It started out as a wonderful day...just like all the rest that I'd had since being there. Gary came home for lunch...we talked for quite a while as we always did at lunch...carried Duke outside to play before he left going back to work.
He left and I got Duke and went out in the garage to tidy up things a bit. He and his friends had been trying to teach me how to play darts so I figured that I'd practice during the course of the afternoon and that we would probably play that night. So...I practiced all afternoon. My shoulder was aching by the time he got in but I felt that I was ready to play.
Robert & Joy came over and the night started. We had a really great time too. I was holding my own, I'm proud to say! I finally went in around 10 t

ThinkYou killed my heart i have hade it broken soo many times and i thought that you would repair it but you made it worse just get out of my life and leave me alone I haTe yoU=[

Nothings The SameNothing's The Same
Lost again and all alone
Lost again for I should have known
So many storms, so many times I've died
Another goodbye
Crash and burn, refuse to learn
Your only friend inside the scars that never mend
This trip inside the dark
The neverending rain
Kill the past, nothings the same
All the faces that I once knew now are all gone
Days turn into years, rolling on
So many storms, so many times I've died
Another goodbye
Crash and burn, refuse to learn
Your only friend inside the scars that never mend
This trip inside the dark
The neverending rain
Kill the past, nothings the same
Crash and burn, refuse to learn
Your only friend inside the scars that never mend
This trip inside the dark
The neverending rain
Kill the past, nothings the same

Hothere i worte this i hope it gets your blood folwing
As soon as u walk in the door, I begin to kiss you. Then I lead you upstairs to my room kissing you and rubbing your dick the whole way. Today is your day! We get to my room and I push you on the bed. I quickly take off my shirt and reveal my hot pink bra, then I get on top of you and I begin to kiss you aggressively. My tongue's in your mouth playing with yours. You try to be in control but your not and you like it that way. I start to kiss your neck as my hands undo your pants and I get to touch your dick making it even harder. My touch on your neck feels great but not as wonderful as the feeling of my hand all over your dick. However, my hand leaves as it pulls up your shirt and I kiss every inch of your adorable tummy multiple times getting lower and lower as I go. You do not know where the next kiss will be and it keeps you guessing and feels amazing. I stop for a while to kiss you just along the tan line area. I no you want

Please Help[ HerMY FRIEND IS IN A CONTEST AND IS IN 2ND PLACE TRYIN FOR 1ST ..PLASE HELP HER ILL BUY DRINKS FOR ALL WHO DO SHE IS SOMEWHAT NEW AND NEEDS A GOOD FUBAR WELCOME SO PLEASE HEAD OVER AND HEPL HER OUT PEOPLE THANXX IN ADVANCE PEOPLE..BTW IT ENDS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME ....

Help Me Get Out BoohooWell everyone i was living in Va . I was dating a navy guy he deployed and when he returned he was not the same person . It was just more than i wanted to handle i did not need another child to raise so i ended it and and i moved in with friend well that was nice but some strong feeling started coming out and i ended moving to ga and he moved to md we still talk and sucj but it is not same you get so use to be with someone for like 7 months and now were so far apart . im tryin to get back in school and become to become a RN and then maybe do some more school after that . im livin with my parents greta people there are but it is small town and i choose not to hang out with people i use to when i lived here before i made some bad choices when i was here last some im not proud of but all i can do now is move forward and im tryin but i so wnat to move back to va all my friends are there or in general area so we will see what happens i will try to get it updated . wow woohoo my first blog

My Sonmy son (15) had a bycicle acdt. the other night where he was comming back from a friend's house down a pretty steep hill pretty fast as alway's then a cat yes a cat ran out in front of him and then he hit the cat then caused him to flip off his bike from one driveway to the next, skiding his left arm pretty bad to where it looks as if he has a bad burn from his elbow to his wrist on the top part. and then trying to stop hiself with the other hand caused a big gouge on his palm of his hand. he got a cut and knot on his head, his elbow, his knee & sholder as well. took him to the dr. the next day gave x-rays then found out he had a fracture on the right arm the one he tried to stop hiself with.then went to the hospital to get a arm brace.they are also treating his other arm (the skid) as if it was a burn. now we wait to go see a orthopedic.it was scarry for me and for him as well he was shaken up pretty bad and in so much pain. god sure has watched over him cause it could have been worse

Love Is...Love is
being happy for the other person
when they are happy
being sad for the person when they are sad
being together in good times
Love is the source of strength
Love is
being honest with yourself at all times
being honest with the other person at all times
telling, listening, respecting the truth,
and never pretending
Love is the source of reality
Love is
an understanding that is so complete that
you feel as if you are a part
of the other person
accepting the other person
just the way they are
and not trying to change them
to be something else
Love is the source of unity
Love is
the freedom to pursue your own desires
while sharing your experiences
with the other person
the growth of one individual alongside of
and together with the growth
of another indvidual
Love is the source of success
Love is
the excitement of palnning things together
the excitement of doing things

The Awakening...The Awakening
A time comes in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks, and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears, and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that there is no Prince Charming and / or Cinderella. And you realize in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter), and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with YOU; and in the process, a sense of serenity is borne of acceptance.
You awak

Help Her Godmother!Ok folks, this awesome woman is only 1,260,000 from becoming the next Godmother! There are several HH's coming up...If we all work together we can make this happen! I've seen it done many of times...And she deserves this very much. So come on you guys...I know I have some kickass friends that can help me do this! Show her the love she deserves!!!
Christie@ fubar

Soldiers Reply....( Thanks Drill...)Man took a flight, he was finally coming home,
Feeling more relieved than any man has known,
He spent so long, in a place that most fear,
And when that plane landed down came a tear,
Plane door opens still in uniform he stands,
Nervous and confused, about stepping back on home land,
He follows the others, checking each face for grief,
But all that he noticed was the faces had relief,
He steps off the plane and people were there,
The Soldier astonished could do nothing but stare,
They greeted him with open arms, a hug, and a sign,
That said thank you soldier, your life for mine,
Soldier walks still in uniform, down the street,
He passes a man walking, he looks down to his feet,
The man looks to him and stops him in his place,
Only the Soldier and him, the man spits in his face,
Soldier again with a tear, he asks only why,
The man returns with an answer, a brutal reply,
I do not respect you for the things that you've done,
Soldier just listens as the man cuts h

Could Use Some HelpHey everyone I could really use some help leveling up. I will return any love I receive.

Fake!!!!!!!!!!!THERES IS A MEMEBER IN HERE BY THE NAME OF Thumper THUMP AKA FlyingChevyDuck,OldDave,Satans Helper,SatanSpawn. HE IS NOT WHO OR WHAT HE CLAIMS TO BE AT ALL!!!!! HE IS NOT IN HIS 20`s AND HE DOES NOT WORK FOR GENERAL MOTORS. HE IS 35 OVER WEIGHT AND WORKS FOR HIS DAD BEING A MAINTANCE MAN. DONT BELEIVE ME READ ANOTHER BLOG THAT WAS POSTED ABOUT HIM http://www.fubar.com/blog/113446/471310. OR ASK ALL THE GIRLS ON HERE THAT HE HAS LIED TO AND BETRAYED AND USED.HE TALKS ALL HIS SWEET TALK TO THEM AND GETS THEM TO BELEIVE HIS LITTLE FANTASY WORLD. THEN MAKES PLANS TO MEET THEM AND BACKS OUT. ALL HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IS MAKE PEOPLES LIVES MISERABLE BECAUSE HE IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIMSELF. SO MAKES UP STORIES AND LIES TO MAKE HIMSELF AND HIS LIFE LOOK BETTER. HE WAS NEVER IN THE MILITARY THATS DAMN LIE. AND THE PICTURES THAT HE IS USING ARE NOT EVEN HIM. THEY ARE OF HIS NEPHEWS FRIENDS INCLUDING THE NUDES. NOW WHAT GUY IM HIS RIGHT FUCKING MIND IS GOING TO USE NUDES OF A GUY AND PASS IT OFF AS HIS

Top Reasons Why Guys Can't Get A DateThere are lots of reasons why guys can't get a date.
Make a list of the things that you don't like
about yourself, it'll probably be different from
the things I'll list, but here are some
suggestions that may be going through your mind:
out of style clothes
bad teeth
wear glasses
overweight or out of shape
afraid of women
shy
not funny
Of course, this list could go on and on since you know what you don't like about yourself better than what you do like about yourself. And we're not going to create that list. Whatever you like about yourself is probably a few of the reasons why you can't get a date.
Now that you've taken some time to think about
yourself, let's move on to changing what we can
change. You'll be surprised that once you
identify the things that you can change how easy
it is to set up a plan of action and begin
making the changes that will help you get dates.
Getting your teeth fixed starts with some basic

Love And HappinessTo love is to be happy
And to be happy is to love
And to grasp both is pure ecstacy
Only some will get both
People who desire it the most
Won't get it as easily
And their hearts shall be ripped to pieces
But people who don't desire it
Will get it thrown at them
And they wil be the ones ripping hearts
So just hope you have one than none
Cause with neither we're not whole

Love With LifeMy heart skips a beat when I talk to you
I smile whenever I think about you
People stare but I don't care
Their all jealous because they can't compare
You make me feel like I am flying
When you're around i never feel like crying
Life is much more lively with love around
Love was lost in my heart but now it is found
Hearing your voice was more than perfect
I felt that you could protect
And my life was to be with you
But for now I must bid u adieu
For tonight I dream of you again

Notice SomeoneI smile but no one sees it
Inside of me I die bit by bit
I cry but no one cares
Why must I shed these tears
I laugh but no one hears me
For all they do is disagree
That I have no future in this life
So I should end my life with a knife
Why not for I have nothing else to do
For when I'm down and feeling blue
I sit by the fire and think what must be done
For what I do I won't have fun
So please when someone is smiling or laughing
Or if someone is angry or crying
Notice them for you might be able to save their lives
Hopefully they might be able to survive
Because people need a little bit of attention now and then
So remember that what goes around come around time and time again

ThoughtsSometimes I wonder why I bother.....as much as I love meeting, chatting, sharing with others...it seems that using this as a medium for that just causes pain. So many misunderstandings, words taken the wrong way, assumptions being made....makes it hard to not just throw this PC away and give up. I keep saying to myself, take a break...yet I continue to log on day by day for my fix, and find that it takes more and more of my soul away. I have thought that to harden my heart would be the answer, brush it off....but I can't, my heart just breaks a little more each time I do, I can't be anything but who I am. I guess that is one of the things learned along life's journey, as hard as it may be to take. So I ask those who take the time to read this, whether a friend already or soon to be, understand that my intentions are good, never to hurt or be cruel, and let me know if I have said something that has caused you pain, so that I might be able to apologize and rectify that situation. M

A Smile Costs NothingA Smile Costs Nothing...
A smile costs nothing,
but gives much.
It enriches those who receive, without making poorer, those who give.
It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in busniness, and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen. For it is something that is of no value to anyone, until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so mcuh as he who has no more to give.

How We Do It In The Midwest....(thanks Drill )Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East Coasters and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of informal ion guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state:
1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your car.
3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
4. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for...bait.
5. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
6. If that c

Lovers NightLovers Night
by Jeff VerStraete
A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true.
A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet.
After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire.
So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss.
It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night.
He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch.
He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red.
Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night.
He went to the couch, And took her by t

Thank YouThank you to all those who wished me a happy birthday.. weather it be a day early or a day late.

Sister Hood Appreciation->DJ GR3MLI...: yes ...please do
DJ GR3MLI...: I APPRECIATE ALL THE RATES CAN I ADD YOU TO MY FAMILY?
DJ GR3MLI...: HONEY U ARE BEAUTIFUL
->DJ GR3MLI...: yvw....love all of your pics and stashes....not to mention you're a very sexy lady...i wished that i looked half as good as you do so my man would look at me more often instead of other women.
DJ GR3MLI...: THANK YOU FOR THE RATES

FubarF.U.B.A.R.
What does it mean?
It did mean, F&%$ked up beyond all Recognition.
What does it mean to you?
Fantasy. Under. Bar, and, Restaurant?
Fun. until. bar. and. Rest.
Add your meaning here.

Slow DanceTake a minute to read the poem "Slow Dance" below, written by a teenage cancer patient with very little time left on earth.
Slow Dance
This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer.
She wants to see how many people get her poem.
It is quite the poem. Please pass it on.
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital.
It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day On the fly?
When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done! Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fas

You Are Old When....."OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes .

Sorry My Friendsjust wanted to say thank you to my friends and if i havent been to you site in a while, let me know and i will go rate you tomorrow,
love you all

A Marines PoemFRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad.
For those who take the time to read it,
you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom.
It makes you truly thankful
for not only the Marines,
but ALL of our troops.
THE MARINE
We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.
In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around.
Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I'll give my life,
So you can live the American way.
I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
and protest in our streets.
But still I fight on,
I don't bitch, I don't whine.
I'm just one of the people
Who is doing your time.
I'm harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I'm the immortal soldier,
I'm a U.S. MARINE!
So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you,
With the protests

My HouseRecently large demonstrations have taken place
across the country protesting the fact that Congress
is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that
the US might protect its own
borders, might make it harder
to sneak into this country and,
once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand
the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover
me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all
the beds and washed the
dishes and did the laundry
and swept the floors. I've
done all the things you don't
like to do. I'm hard-working
and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family
(my husband wil

QbertLAdies come and check out my homie for life "Qbert" ladies he'll treats you like a Queen I promise!! Dark shadow show him some love and repost this.

God Bless AmericaHATS OFF TO CHARLIE DANIELS....AT LEAST HE HAS THE COURAGE TO SPEAK HIS MIND!!!
I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I
think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally,
made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations.
I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the
United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place.
But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying
to give me sensitivity lessons.
I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have any-thing against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tanta

The Bridgeshe walked to the bridge only to think of life and whats going on thats makes her upset. see lives going underneither her under her life. She only wanted to see the whole world and how beautiful it is. Plus to clear her mind out, just like when she was in austin. just watching the water flow cause its free and people knew where she was at. well when she was on that bridge she thought to her self "what should I do in this situation I'm in?" well as she sat on the bridge thinking. and see the wonderful people passing by in their cars and trucks or what ever their in. Often People would stop and stare but not say nothing. But for her, she thought of what they would say in their minds: "will she jump?" "whats wrong with her?" "just another kid out in the street, stupid kid?" "why dont you end it?". she dones'nt want to be suicidal at all. she just need a place to sit, and just think. its not beacause she wanted to kill her self, but to think and just block everything in her mind. And just

How I FeelSometimes I let the words slip past my lips before they hit my brain and sometimes I know I cause you pain.
All these things they tear me up inside because the thought of losing you would make me die.
I love you in every way and every day. I just want to do everything to make you happy.
Anything for you to prove to you that I am what I say. Just a fool in love with a girl so sexy.
I don't deserve someone that makes me so happy
but I'll plead to the stars for just one more day...
To love you like I really should.

Do It All!this is so fun: http://tests.student.com/test.php?tid=6&start=1

Selling My Car2001 Ford Focus good running condition, automatic transmission. Needs some minor work. I can't afford the payments anymore and bad credit is keeping me from getting a decent financing deal. I'm looking for someone to refinance it in their name ($7300). You or someone you know needs a car and I need to get myself out of debt, let's help each other.

Does Ur Name Fit U ?C-GOOD KISSER
A-HOTTIE
S-MAKES PPL LAUGH
S-MAKES PPL LAUGH
A-HOTTIE
N-EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WIT
D-HAS GORGEOUS EYES
R-HAS A NICE BUTT
A-HOTTIE
A: Hottie
B: Amazing kisser
C: good kisser
D: has gorgeous eyes
E: can kick your ASS
F: loves people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: fricken hot----
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet----
K: crazy
L: very good kisser
M: Makes dating fun
N: easy to fall in love with--
O: has one of the best personalities ever----
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a animal lover
R: has a nice butt
S: makes people laugh
T: Smile to die for
U: is very sure of themself
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: Easy to fall in love with---
Z: loved by everyone
REPOST WITH:
Does your name fit you

Im ProudMy brother-inlaw is in the Army and was able to come home for a week to see his son be born lastweek. Well he had to be at the airport yesterday to fly back. He was bummed because he doesnt get to see his son grow up for awhile and was drinking a drink at the bar. This lady came up to him and starting asking him all these questions since he was in his uniform. He got on the plane and the flight attendant came up and said can you come with me. He though damn what did I do now. Well they brought him to first class and the lady at the bar gave him her first class seat and she flew in his coach seat. Then the pilot came across the intercom and said they have a US Army soldier on board and we wanna thank him for his service. THe whole plan applauded. He was so touched he started to cry because he was having such a tough time not being with his son and this brought his spirits up. When I found out it gave me chills because it is so awesome when our nation shows respect and doesnt forget our

My Daughter....Ok I put my daughters pic in a contest and who ever has the most votes wins...
here is the link to her pic when u get there just go to the top right corner and click on the i just wanna vote button then put the info in and its done! You can also hit the vote button under her pic. then go to the top right and click u just wanna vote. If for some reason after this is done her pic wont pull up ... u may search her name is Isabella and here is the pic in the contest
http://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/BabyContest/Home.aspx?category=Search&viewType=LargeImage&img=170216&sBabyName=Isabella&sCaption=&sState=

JokeA guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.
His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

Joke2A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

Joke3There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Remember When?Remember when...we were not fubared...or tapped...rember when we were LOST cherries?
Remember when it wasn't NSFW (not safe for work) it was "adult"? We knew what that meant...We also knew..that if we were at work NOT WORKING it wasn't our friends fault that we clicked when they updated a picture and found their boobies.We also still got 10s FOR SHOWING OUR BOOBIES!
Remember when the only thing that got you off the computer was eyelids closing...bosses at work...or kids underfoot...NOT daily photo,profile rating limits for the day?
Remember dirty weeds?Remember the people that deserved them when you sent them?
Remember when a name in color meant you had EARNED that color...not BOUGHT that color?
Remember when Godfather status and Godmother status was kind of rare...because it meant you had been here FOR A LONG TIME!!
Remember BOOBIES getting top rank for the day on pictures?
Remember when BOUNCERS were here to BOUNCE those underage...not to pester you every time yo

Want To Join Our Crew?Hello. Most likely you are reading this if you are considering joining our bombing family. First off, I want to say thank you for taking the time to learn a little about who we are and what we do. Well obviously we are bombers. We help our members who are in contests to try to win. We give it our all and we expect that from any new member as well. We understand people have families and work and cant be there all of the time, but when you are available to bomb or when an emergency comes you should try to be there.
We don't just help our members who are in contests although they are main priority. If at anytime no SBG member is in a contest, we do go help other people who need it.
***RULES to all SBG members and future members***
1.) No 2 SBG members can enter the same contest and only 2 family members in a contest at a time.
2.) When a contest is over...ALL BOMBING STOPS! I have seen in certain contests when the host isn't on, people keep going. We will not do such a thin

Joke4Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail.
His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly.
First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking."
They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, sir," the driver replies.
"I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks.
"Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight."
"Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?"
"That's easy, Officer,

Stop The "nsfw" Bullshit!Ya know.. I am getting fucking sick of seeing this in my Fubar mail...
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Click here for reported image.
All I know is this is supposed to an adult site.. if it is adult... Why the "NSFW"? Get the fuck off the site when you are at work.... and most definately GET THE KIDS OFF THIS SITE. One more thing.. Make a feat

Dad]Hi, I know alot of you do not really know me but some of you know me well. I really need my fubar family's support as my family is going thru a really tough time...My Dad had a hip replacement on april 24th he was doing well and in re-hab...7 days after surgery a nurse left him unattended in the shower...he fell..they picked him up and put him to bed...a couple of hours later they called to tell us thye were taking him to the hospital...he had displaced the new hip..fractured his pelvic and shatterred his hip socket...the tried to operate the next day and his heart stopped on the table they got him back but had to stop the operation....5 days later after a few transfusions they were able to do all that was needed...Dad is also a diabetic...while in the 2nd re-hab Mom noticed a blister forming on the bottom of his right footfrom him rubbing against the sheets..she told the nurse..a few days later it became merca and he got c-diff(reaction to too much antibiotic)once again he was in the

New Here!!hey, well I am new here, so just wanted to say hello to everyone..So if anyone reads this, whats up??

Life Part 14Oh boy! My day started early this morning. Like 3:30 in the morning, I hear some noise in the bathroom and I ask Peter what he is doing. He tells me he has heartburn and is looking for Tums. Then, about 4:15 in the morning, his damn cell phone starts ringing. I tell him that his phone is ringing only I realize that he is not in bed. Now it isn't a normal cell phone ring or a nice song. It is an obnoxiously loud BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! It does this over and over. He did not answer it, he was out front getting ready to leave to go up to the mountains!
I try falling back asleep but it takes me a while. I finally wake up and I have a kink in my neck. I can't move it to one side. I have spent most of my day reading which I never do. As the day seems to go on, it is getting worse. I have had this trouble before and have a prescription from the doctor to relax the muscle. One is not fazing it so about an hour after I took the first one, I have taken a second. The pain is

One ThingRestless tonight
Cause I wasted the light
Between both these times
I drew a really thin line
It’s nothing I planned
And not that I can
But you should be mine
Across that line
[Chorus:]
If I traded it all
If I gave it all away for one thing
Just for one thing
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing
Wouldn’t that be something
I promise I might
Not walk on by
Maybe next time
But not this time
Even though I know
I don’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds
[Chorus x2]
Even though I know
I don’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds
Even though I know
I don’t want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds
[Chorus x3]

Need Help Sending A VideoI would like to send a video via email...can someone tell me in simple terms how to do it.
Also how do you open it when you receive it....
Thanks

Lost And Don't Know Where To GoI am looking for a decent site for movies, nothing worse than a R rating please. Yes for possible downloading if I like it, Is there anyone with any suggestions? All help will be appreciated. Thanks

Update And B.s.My ex is taking or attempting to take me to court over our daughter who I have complete custody of. He has no leg to stand on and is trying to get me blocked from shipping to Basic training. I took Samantha to TX to stay with my family who want to spend holidays with her and this is the first time they have met her. She's happy and safe. Now he's trying to tell me no JAG is going to be able to help me in civilian matters. He's an idiot at best and I dislike him so much. I just want to leave and get this over with but can't until I"m sure this is all good and he doesn't go try to kidnap Sam.

Life After ?Courtesy of MsTags.com
Life after domestic violence is not the happy experience that people think it is. You have to go through each day one step at a time. Your whole life for how ever long you endured the violence was your existence; you did not know anything else. Everything that you suffered during that time over shadowed what life really was supposed to be.
Coming to terms with the fact that you are a person, that you are not the useless human being that you were made to feel is the most difficult first step.
For months or years you have been a no-body, someone not worth looking at or even someone to know. How do you start to rebuild your life? To be honest this is a struggle that I am going through every day, I still feel worthless even though I know that I have a purpose in life and that’s not to be bullied or battered by someone who claims they love me. I am yet to find what my purpose in life is.
To start with my struggle began with just getting out of bed in t

From The Heart Of LoveThe person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

Grandma In The CourtroomLawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her
and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She
again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't buil

A Poem For Women And MenWOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.

For Our SeniorsGAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Thoughts for the weekend
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember,

Because Of You"Because Of You"
I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself
Cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake
A smile, a laugh everyday of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I watched you die
I heard you cry ever

Introok well first blog...will make it short and sweet..ummm bit about me ....easy goin kinda guy..always up for a laff...love to meet new ppl so feel free to drop me a line..thats about it for now...ill think of something interesting to say next time...maybe...lol...any questions?..no?..ok bye :-P

Life Is A WaterfallLife is a waterfall,
We're one in the river,
And one again after the fall.
Swimming through the void
We hear the word,
We lost ourselves,
But we find it all?
Cause we are the ones that want to play,
Always want to go,
But you never want to stay,
And we are the ones that want to choose,
Always want to play,
But you never want to lose.
Aerials, in the sky,
When you lose small mind,
You free your life.
Life is a waterfall,
We drink from the river,
Then we turn around and put up our walls.
Swimming through the void
We hear the word,
We lost ourselves,
But we find it all?
Cause we are the ones that want to play,
Always want to go,
But you never want to stay,
And we are the ones that want to choose,
Always want to play,
But you never want to lose.
Aerials, in the sky,
When you lose small mind,
You free your life.
Aerials, so up high,
When you free your eyes,
Eternal prize.
Aerials, in the sky,
When you lose small mind,
You free

Life LessonsI found this when I was cleaning my desk at work and I remembered how much I liked it and how much sense it makes to me. Thought I would share.
~~~ LIFE INSTRUCTIONS ~~~
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's
the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slow but think quick.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,
"Why do you want to know?".
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call yo

Show Me LoveShow Me Love Ahhh... Yeah yeahYou’ve got to show me love Heartbreaks and promises, I’ve had more than my shareI’m tired of giving my love and getting nowhere, nowhereWhat I need is somebody who really caresI really need a lover, a lover who wants to be thereIt’s been so long since I touched a wanting handI can’t put my love on the line, that I hope you’ll understand So baby if you want meYou’ve got to show me loveWords are so easy to say, oh ah yeahYou’ve got to show me love I’m tired of getting caught up in those one night affairsWhat I really need is somebody who will always be thereDon’t you promise me the world, all that I’ve already heardThis time around for me baby, actions speak louder than words So if you’re looking for devotion, talk to meCome with your heart in your handsBecause me love is guaranteed So baby if you want meYou’ve got to show me loveWords are so easy to say, oh ah yeahYou’ve got to show me love Show me, show me babyShow me, show me babyShow me, show me babyShow

I Shall Seek And Find YouI SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU.
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP.
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M
FINISHED WITH YOU.
AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

25 Ways To Tell You're Getting Older25 Signs You're Getting Older
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps

Nobody HomeNobody Home
I couldn't tell you why she felt that way, She felt it everyday.And I couldn't help her, I just watched her make the same mistakes again.What's wrong, what's wrong now?Too many, too many problems.Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.Be strong, be strong now.Too many, too many problems.Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.She wants to go home, but nobody's home.That's where she lies, broken inside.With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.Broken inside.Her feelings she hides.Her dreams she can't find.She's losing her mind.She's fallen behind.She can't find her place.She's losing her faith.She's fallen from grace.She's all over the place.Yeah, ohShe wants to go home, but nobody's home.It's where she lies, broken inside.With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.Broken inside.She's lost inside, lost inside...oh ohhh

You Know You're From Jersey When...To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list!
You know you're from New Jersey if:
1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."
2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m.
6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen
and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
7. Know what a "jug handle" is.
8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store.
9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas.
10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a
Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a
grinder.
11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle.
12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving.
13. You know that this is the only "New" state

Words To PonderI found this on a website and it made a lot of sense to me. Thought I would share:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbo

Hoping For The BestHoping for the Best...
Hoping for the best and trying to prepare for the worst is becoming harder to accomplish each and every time the hand clicks into another second of what lies before me. Seeing the past without even looking back has begun to haunt my every moment; which makes it really hard for me to see anything approaching my path. My ignorance is to blame, I know, however my efforts to turn the table on myself have reached a very near end. Letting this slip now will certainly allow a much longer slide in the direction I've been avoiding than I ever would have experienced in the first place. Turmoil fills my heart from all around me; but I don't care to find out how much I can take along with my own. Surely, the turmoil I sink everyday isn't overflowing my every whim to find shore soon! Treading this blood has become very tiresome...so much that I feel I should maybe let myself drown in the sea I created. It seems the only way I'll ever cease to make it deeper. Shallo

Children Of The 60's, 70's And 80'sI found this online and got a kick out of it.
Children of the 60's, 70's, and 80's
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's and 80's probably shouldn't have survived!
Our baby cribs were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent clackers' on our wheels.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same.
We ate dripping sandwiches, snack cakes and soda with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.

Why?I can't understand what I have done that is so bad that makes everyone want to leave me. Now my son decided that he can't stay in my house and has went to his fathers. My kids are the reason that I AM. What will I do without him? I haven't cried this much since my ex-husband left. I will go on, only because my daughter needs me. But I have to figure this out and fix the problem. Sorry to be such a drag.

Prison Vs WorkPrison vs. Work
..>
..> IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
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IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
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IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
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IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.
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IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.

Oh My GodOk so we bought some Absente Liquer. This shit has been outlawed in the United States for like a 100 years...It was made legal about 3 months ago..I can see why it was made illegal. I have drang one cup of this shit and I am feeling like I have had 4 or 5 shots of Tequila.. It taste like shit and smells like shit but damnit this has become my favorite drink...

George Carlin's Rules For 2007George Carlin's rules for 2007
New Rule:
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn.
New Rule:
Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule:
Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule:
If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule:
Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much

Chat ?If any ladies would like to chat and i'm online, Try me at bigeddy2004@yahoo msgr.

Rip Marines!!Recently my neighbor lost her husband in Iraq along with three other Marines.
Staff Sgt. Stock, Sgt. Yarbrough, Cpl Scripsick
So young these men are that sacrfice all for our freedoms and for our country. I wish there families and loved ones peace and confort in a difficult time.
A excert from the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran,
You would know the secret of death.
But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life?
The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light.
If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life.
For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one.
In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond;
And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring.
Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.
Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when

Meim new to this site so all the help i can get would be great thanks for reading this

Wont Be HereI may not be here for a few days. I am moving into my new place. The new internet is supposed to be installed, up and running on Monday but ya never know. So, here is your heads up just in case anyone misses me... sniff sniff.... lol. See you all when I get back. Be sure to leave lots of love. I will need it. OH hey and they finally set a court date for the divorce. October 2 I will finally be free and take back my maiden name after 28 years. Due to recent events I feel the need to contact my attorney about getting a restraining order against him. He is getting more hostile every day. Up until now it has always been (mainly) verbal and mental abuse. I am afraid of the look in his eyes now. Soooo I think I should find out if it can be done.
Anyhow take care my dear friends see you soon.
I am soooooo tired
Love and hugs
Sharon

TestingHAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!!!!!!! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SINCE HE JOINED FUBAR (YAY) :D
THIS WAS BENZI'S very FIRST PIC ON HERE
SO NOW HE'S CELEBRATING HIS FUDAY. HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVING THEIR FUDAYS THIS WEEK!
SO LET'S PARTY, BENZI WILL DJ 2NITE SO C'MON DOWN UNDER AND GET YOUR PARTY ON....
CLICK HERE BCUZ IT'S TIME TO P...A...R...T...Y...
Come join the girls in Stangs Underground
let's get this party started!
Where you'll find
THE hottest girls on fubar!

The Lounge I Hang Out InNO DRAMA NO GAMES JUST GREAT TUNES AND EVEN BETTER FRIENDS!!!!COME AND GET YOUR'E SEAT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!CLICK ANY PIC FOR ALL REQUEST MUSIC BY SOME OF THE BEST DJ'S FUBAR HAS TO OFFER !!
DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON WHO DID NOT COME IN !!!
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Women Vs MenHER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.”
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt

He Was A Level 20Please stop by my friends profile and help him!
His profile was deleted. He was a Level 20 and now has to start over. Let's show him all the love we can.
He's been a good friend to me!
Thank You Very Much! Amy
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL 81@ fubar

DeletingOk everyone it is official I am deleting this account and will not be starting another one on this site. If you have me on messenger then I will talk to you soon and if not I gave everyone fair warning that this was going to happen for over a week. I wont be officially deleting until tomorrow afternoon so if you get your request in to me through a fumail message I will send ya my yahoo id. My shout box is off. Also my profile, picture comments and everything that I can possibly control had been shut off. There are a few people that know why this is happening and they are my closest friends. anyways see some of y'all on the flip side. And for those of you that I don't it was great knowing ya peace and love to all. Take care and be safe and remember life is what you make of it and you can never control your destiny :P Toodles.....................

InformativeThis is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says
YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT!
This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over.
NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session
Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

W00t W00tAwwwww poor me is out of rates i have nothing to do lol........so imma beg pls rate my stuff help me lvl plzzzzzzzzzzzz if ya wuv me =)

A House. . .not Home. . . A House . . .Not HOME
A House of Cards . . .
Walls fortified by the echoes of yesterdays
Making it harder to tear down in many ways
Its many rooms hold painful memories
Untold secrets buried so the world doesn't see . . .
. . . the past lives on for me . . .
The House of Pain . . .
The anguished cries ~ the tears of a child
So many scars that she's tried in vain to hide
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Bad DayA friend and I compiled these videos and we hope you like them.

What Is A FriendA friend is someone who understands and
someone you can trust.
They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss.
A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong.
They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong.
A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way.
And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray.
A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin.
And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend.
A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true.
Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU.

A Thank You For My FriendsThank you for being there when I needed you...
and even when I didn't,
Thank you for being there through the good times...
and the bad,
Thank you for being there to encourage my dreams....
and my crazy ideas,
Thank you for catching me...
before I fell down,
Thank you for wiping away the tears...
when I was crying,
Thank you for cheering me up...
and making me laugh,
Thank you for all the great memories...
and the bad,
But most of all... thank you...
For being you!

Help Him Outok so he asked for some help and I have reached my limit, but I thought maybe some of you could help him level up.

My Soul MateWe met but once as though by chance,
we didn't date, or did we dance.
We looked into each other's eyes
without deception or disguise.
A silent message passed between
your hungry heart was plainly seen.
You saw desire I could not hide,
you looked at me and saw inside.
How could a glance have said so much,
and cause a chill without a touch?
What was that chemistry that night,
that promised what we felt was right?
What satisfaction we'd have missed,
If we had not reached out and kissed.
I do not know if it was you,
or was it I who said, "Let's do."
But on that night our souls were bare
as surely as our bodies there.
Our bodies moved in harmony,
I couldn't tell the you from me.
And locked in passion as we were,
my sense of time began to blur.
I must have known you from before,
how else could you have reached my core?
In life perhaps before this one
what had we shared? What had we done?
With what I felt, emotions vast,
I must have lo

Ugh!I dont understand why people decide its okay to go and inform others of personal stuff to begin with. If they were suppose to know they would of told everyone what was going on in the first place!! I have a family member who is going through a lot of HELL...This person would do anything at anytime for anyone!!! no questions asked. This person has NEVER turned his back on anyone in the family. Some call him an asshole for speaking his mind or being so blunt but then again those same people are right there to ask for a "favor". Well, this person like I said is dealing with the type of hell most of us would freakin crack from...I know I sure the hell would of by now and I can mention about 5 of my family members (and they know who they are!!!) that took it upon theirself to go and blab their mouth about his problems to just about anyone freakin person that would lend an ear! Everyone has turned their back on this person..you would think his family would be there for him...family..that is

When You Think Of Me..."When You Think Of Me" ...Ryan Huston....
Current mood: relaxed
There are some things I, need to say to you
You won't understand, but I hope you do
I must do this now, just to keep you safe
I fear you won't know me, so I must convey
That I love you more, more than anything
But I have to go, I must fight for you
And I'll always fight for you
And I'll always fight for you
I know our time was fast, never thought I'd be
Leaving whom I love, flying overseas
It's just how it goes, nothing I must fear
I will miss you so, miss you everyday
I would die for you, this I'm not afraid
I will make you proud, its my solemn swear
And I'll always fight for you
And I'll always fight for you
When you think of me, think the best of me
That's all I would want to know
I will be with you, that's a promise too
Just don't ever let me go…
With all that I have done, I would do again
From the good and bad, 'til the very end
And I tell you now, I have no regrets.

For All The Men...memorize Our Words....*this Is Sooo Damn True *1. FINE: This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she is right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."
4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare , not permission. Don't Do It!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.")
6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will p

Poem.....Just A Poem That Has Always Made Sense To Me...
After awhile...you learn the subtle difference,
Between holding a hand and chasing a soul.
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning
And company doesn't mean security
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts
And presents aren't promises
And you begin to accept your defaults
With your head up and your eyes open
With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child
And you learn to build all your roads on today
Because tomorrow's ground it to uncertain for plans
And future's have a way of falling down in midflight
And after awhile you learn
That sunshine burns if you get to much
So, you plant your own garden
And decorated your own soul
Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers
And you learn that you really can endure
That you really are strong
And you really do have worth
And you learn and learn
With each goodbye.... you learn

Giving ThanksDEAR GOD:
I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I feel better or things look better; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until people say they are sorry or until they stop talking about me; I am thanking you right now.. I am not going to wait until the pain in my body disappears ; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until my financial situation improves; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until the children are asleep and the house is quiet; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I get promoted at work or until I get the job; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I understand every experience in my life that has caused me pain or grief; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until the journey gets easier or the challenges are remo

Leveling Crew GoalsSTANDARD OPERATION PROCEDURE FOR ENTERING LEVELING CREW!!
1 : to fan / rate crew members .
2 : try to introduce ourselves to everyone we can.
3 : return the fan / rate to all members that hit ur page .
4 : as our profile hit's 8,000 points to level to drop the home page a mailing letter letting me know ahead of time.
5 : ZERO TOLERANCE for NO DRAMA. if anyone has an issue with a crew member then i don't expect of u to be asked to do their page. if there's any issues thou i 'd like to have some idea that way i as leader know.
6 : we aren't a bombing crew for contests but if u want to be part of a bomber crew i can also direct u to the families bomber page as well. our rules here are different from that of bomber crew.
7 : if u want a leveling crew design pic. it can be made but i need a pic that u want on it .

DepressionI sitting here it 1:26am and I been wondering about shit that going on in my life.Im single and it starting get to me now.God I turning 30 years old in nov.and Im fucking single.What should I do crawl in a hole and dye in it.Yeah tell guys tell me all the time a hot and sexy but honestly they just want get in my pants.I've never been able say Im sexy,hot or beautiful but people keep say I am.I guess the day able let my guard down I then can say Im sexy,hot and beautiful until them I will keep my guard up and just keep to myself.As I spiral more into depression until it kills my child like body.

Thats It....thats What Im Talking AboutGreetings one and all...
And thanks for the read...The older I get...The wiser I feel..I dont feel sacraficing my 23 yr old youth for a 40 yr old intellegence is a even or better deal...Nor do I feel the need to combine the two either...I feel as young as I act and sometimes thats barely reaching 2nd grade level...Is there such a thing as reversal of intellectual mind set as one grows older?...I dont know but I sure do find playing games online and the competiveness of it appealing...Video gaming has come a long way since the big the yellow pie was eating dots and being chased by curtain drapes with eyes around the board only to turn blue for that kick ass bonus you got!...What was it again? 200pts for the first blue smurf you ate...then I think it went all the way up to 800pts....wow plz dont make me research this useless information...Cause now Im dying to know what the total value of all the blue ghosts in pac man is worth!...Wow!...has it come to this?...Is my life this pethetic

No PussyA farm family were gathering in the kitchen for breakfast. As the youngest son sat down, his mother told him he wasn't going to get anything to eat until he'd fed the animals.Angry, he thumped out the door and headed for the chicken coop. As he feed the chooks, he kicked each one in the head. The it was off to the paddock to feed the cow.As she bent down to start on some fresh hay, he kicked in the head. He pour slops into a trough for the pigs and as they started eating, kicked them in the head. He then headed back to the kitchen and sat down.His mother was outraged. I saw what you did. Since you kicked the chickens you'll get no eggs for breakfast and since you kicked the cow no milk. Also no bacon or sausages because you kicked the pigs. His father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the cat and kicked it. The boy looked up at Mum and said. Are you gonna tell him or should i??

Why Me !?!?!what the hell is it just me or is it just fucked up that every where you go you need to wait to do something , wait for money ,wait for time ,parts it doesn't matter every god dam thing is just out of reach so you must fuckin wait
GOD DAM IT I HATE FUCKIN WAITING
Love
DJ Verax

I'm Bringing Sexy BackThis goes out for the men and women who love completely natural.. small breasted women.. See, people.. you don't need HUGE ones to a beautiful woman or be thought of as one!!!

Shadows Of DarknessFrom the shadow we rise. Into the darkness we fade. All but regret waits for those who sit still. Cast aside your doubts and step away from that which binds you. Free yourself to live life. Try you must and if you fail, you tried. That is all we can do!

Just A Moment Of Silence For Wayne, R.i.p!I just want everyone to no that 2day is a 1 year memorial since my former employer/good friend passed away. His name was Gerald "Wayne" Welch. I worked as his P.A For over a year during a termenal illness he had, He was a very kind hearted man and I would like a moment of silence 2 day for him. He will trully be missed by many family and friends... REST IN PEACE WAYNE.... WE MISS YOU! LOVE, Sara

Miss U Much!HEY YALL,
HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU GUYS IN AWHILE,I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE FOR REASONS OUT OF MY CONTROL,BUT WILL RETURN SOON.FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN KEEPIN IN TOUCH,I APPRECIATE IT.IF YOU WANNA GET IN TOUCH WITH ME EITHER BUSINESS AND/OR PERSONAL,LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE ON MY SNAPINE.TO GET A FASTER RESPONSE,MY BUSINESS VOICEMAIL,916-912-4484.TALK TO YOU SOON! *MUAH*

Oopsokay so i used to have a different fubar account until oops i deleted it. and im having a really hard time getting all my friends and fans back... i guess you know who's in it for the points rather than friends.. pimp me out or something im getting bored lol

TequilaTequila
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, Ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and More confident
about yourself and your actions.
Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world That you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with
a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try

Just To Say Hiok peoples just a note from me so ya knwo who i am names thomas (do not call me tommy please) im 23 from florida but i have been in afganistan for almost 4 years now, divorced no kidds you wanna talk holler at me i stay pretty bored most the time so if i can im online itll either be here or on yahoo daysofboom is my sn so holla k

Help Someone LevelHello all you sexy Fubar fanatics...and good morning if it is morning to you. Someone needs help leveling...you think you could help him out? He is actually my mentor as far as what kind of pics I should post..LOL Don't know what I would have done without him...:) So click his pic and rate and fan and add him...I try and help everyone so if you need help let me know...Hugs and kisses! And no its not gay for rating and adding the same sex..LMAO I mean hell guys if you don't want to add him, at least rate some of his pics..LOL
PieDaDDY@ fubar

Mornin AllHey guys, it's 6:30am and i'm just going to bed now, so i'll be sleeping most of the day probably...
meant to have new pics up last night but i think i was hungover the entire day, and then just REALLY lazy all night lol
when i get up i'll see what i can find to get some new pics up ;) (although if you missed the ones i posted saturday morning, go look in the sin and tyr album ;) )
love ya ;)
Sin

It's AmazingYou type the right words and you'll get a grip of people to look at yo *sh*t? If you don't they don't give a fu*k. But who really reads blogs anyways?
*Please COMMENT IF YOUR A FRIEND*

The Sadist NationOne nation under the gun
Where forward thinking is shunned
A morbid tradition
Of archaic value systems
Where violence justified
Is just another pride
Under the surface lies
A holy plastic empire
With guarded golden fences
Where misfortune
Shelters decisions
A pain wrought from blood flowing green
The myth of protection
Is a sick fascination
A culture of violence is what you are feeding
Fear is an heirloom
And hate is contagious
A nation of sadists is what you are breeding
It's everywhere
It's everywhere that you see
But who decides
If you watch or turn the other cheek
And only in your mind
Is it your given right to be armed to the teeth
It's a common disease
The only immunity is to disarm
This holy plastic empire disease
-Darkest Hour

Ugh>>....So I have that feeling right now like "OMG IF I DONT GET SOME WATER I AM GOING TO DIE"...
My cousins and I did wayyyy to many shots, that added to my 12+ Rum and Cokes..o boi what a night.. but hey its family bonding right???
Wow yeah Im still pretyy drunk not gunna lie..
Damn i need water ASAP

Quotes"Think of a photograph as an insight into the soul of the world; with the special ability to transform your mood, take you to faraway places, and reinvigorate your sense of wonder."
Lee Rentz
http://leerentz.com/

Life HmmmmmmDO we as civilised creatures allow our true potential to achieve be negated by having the wrong train of thought?
Or do we accept that only a few are lucky enough to have been given something to get started?..
Its true that if you were given the best in life your off to a very good start..
But what about those of us who werent gifted with an ubundance of financial stability and security?..
Are we doomed to fail or live the rest of our existence in a constant revolution of what is deemed acceptable?..
Work and sleep?? These TWO NESSECITIES take at least 14hrs of our already short day..
Leaving around 10hrs to fit LIFE into..
Eating,playing sport,shopping,time with friends and loved ones,sex, and time to relax just to name a few..
I for one can spend my whole day on any one of the forementioned..
I will not accept that!!
I accept that if u want something.. And that is all you focus on and think about.. You will have it!! Just stay focused..
Is there such thing as true l

Who Are We?Who are we?
That is a question that we should be asking ourselves more often than not. Do you really know if what you believe is based on your own feelings or is society, politics or maybe even somebody else influencing them? How often have you asked yourself the reason for why you do things the way you do...or why you do them in the first place? Is it because somebody "told you" that’s the way to do it? Or because somebody "made you" believe that it needed to be done? Now days there is so much "outside" influence that it’s hard to imagine human survival without having to take orders from some "higher power". Believe in yourself and allow your character to show through your actions…that is the only way to be true to yourself. Be open-minded but don’t be influenced to change who you are because somebody else tells you to. Everybody is at the same level as anybody else, so there is no reason to believe that your ideas are worse t

Politicsi had to talk to a flat-earther the other day. i'm sure you know the type i mean, i coin that phrase in honor of the woman on 'the View' who, after saying she didn't believe in evolution and then asked about whether the world is flat, said; "i've never thought about it". no kidding? what a surprise. we can see that you literally never thought about it because even the most cursory façade of thought would tell you that, whatever it is you think, saying you "never thought about it" about whether the world is round or flat on national television may not be the best plan.
so; i was working on a temp labor job. you'd be surprised how often sophisticated political discussions happen on construction sites. a man i was working with claimed that President bush has not done anything illegal. i tried telling him about how the FISA disembowelment didn't come till 4 years after the spying started, that all (that is; ALL, as in EVERY SINGLE ONE) all of the claims made to the public and

Fuck BuddyMY FUCK BUDDY?
THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS
TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are
simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this,
send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" or "I'd ride dat shit" Dont be scared
- This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies.
Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is
just a laugh... and you may be surprised

The HulkSo last night I went over to my friend Melissa house to play some poker and after so many rounds of not winning we had to take a shot of tequila ( jtyl Jose & I broke up a looong time ago due to what is about to transpire) so she decides to bring out her life like hulk doll ...hmm wonder what she is thinking here LOL. So I look over and she is hog tying the hulk with A vacuum cord!!! Upon Seeing this I think I might have peed a little in my pants...So if that’s not funny enough she then decides to get revenge on an ex and print a picture of him and tape it to the hulk's face and writes the following with a black sharpie "You thought you broke my back? Guess what your shit was whack"... I took lots of pics of this scene which kind of looks like a really low budget 1960's porn scene...lol.. stay tuned for pics...

An Angel Huh?You scored as Angel of Death, You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death100% Angel of Guidance71% Guardian Angel64% Angel of Hope61% Angel of Prayer18% Angel of Good Fortune14% What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Do People Meet Online For Romance Anymore?I used to meet a lot of women online for dating years ago when
the whole online dating sites were free and new. Now it stinks for guys at least based on the many emails I have sent via Craigslist and Match.com sites and the very few replies given.
So I dont place a whole lot of stock and trust in it anymore.
Besides most women are 500+ miles from me who have any interest. Now its just fun to do online stuff but romance is dead for normal guys like me.

Sarah's GardenSarah’s Garden
There once was a girl named Sarah who was searching for the perfect place to plant her garden. It had to be a special place because only a special place would do for the kind of seeds she intended to plant. You see, she was searching for a place to grow love and more importantly, she wanted to grow happiness. Sarah wasn’t much of a gardener, but even she knew that love and happiness don’t just grow anywhere. So, she set off to find herself the perfect place to plant her seeds.
One day Sarah happened upon a small patch of land. It didn’t seem like a place where love and happiness might grow, but there was just something about it that caught her attention. She thought she had once heard of this place, maybe from a friend. She remembered hearing that it was a place to go where you could have fun, find someone to talk to, or even hide if need be. A couple of people had said that they were able to buy happiness there but nobody had ever grown it there. As

My CityMY CITY
I once lived in a city. It was a strong, safe city. It had high walls around it built in earlier times to fend off frequent attackers. The walls were strong ones and I maintained them in order to keep myself safe from hurtful things. I can't say that I always felt safe in my strong city, but it was as close as I could get.
But I was alone in my city. My city had become a prison for me. The same walls that I had built to keep out pain had also kept out good things, things that made life worth living for. While I was relatively safe in my city, I was besieged in a prison of my own making. Yet I continued maintenance on my walls. I chose the safety of a self-made prison rather than face the dangers that lay on the outside.
Even after there were no more attacks, and no more attackers, I kept up my city's walls. Then one day I heard of another city. A traveler from another city had gained my trust and I gave her admittance to my city. It was the first real company I had

Darkness Foreverwuz up will i am new here and i am looking for someone to talk to and help me out with fubar i don't know how to do all of this and need help so plz help me

SadI moved out to plam springs CA last december after my mom moved to arizona...it was great at first new place new people my mom not around to boss me my oldder brother no around to "keep me in line" IT WAS GREAT......well lately ive been feeling really lonely out here, i do nothing besides go to work onmy days off im always in fontana CA, where i used to live, i dont go out dont have REAL friends it sucks total ass....
Im thinking of just moving bcak to my moms house in fontana with my 2 brothers...but that would mean i would have to obey by moms "RULES"
I dont even care anymore i just hate being in paalm springs i need my fam bam & friends around 24/7

Weird Things You Would Never KnowWeird Things You Would Never Know (But Do Now)
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fract

Fubar BouncerIS THERE A REASON FOR THE BOUNCER OTHER THEN TO ANNOY THE PISS OUT OF US,COME ON NOW ITS REALLY GETTING OLD THE WHOLE THING. BOUNCERS ARE SUPPOSE TO BOUNCE SOME ONE WHO CAUSES ISSUES FOR OTHERS??? RIGHT? WELL WTF SO WHAT IF I COMMENT ON SOME ONE A FEW TIMES WITH THE SAME COMMENT OR ON A FEW PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COMMENT IT SAVES TIME AND I DONT HEAR MY FRIENDS BITCHING "WAAAAA WAAAA WAAAAA YOU PUT THE SAME COMMENT ON JANE DOES AS YOU DID ON MY AND HEY LOOK AND TOM DICK AND HARRYS TO LIFESUN FAIR, I WANNA BE THE ONLY ON ON UR LIST WITH THAT COMMENT!." I'M NOT CAUSEING FIGHTS SO fffffffFUCK BEING BOUNCED I'M OUT FOR A WHILE I WILL F******* GO BACK TO MY SPACE bITCH ATLEAST I CAN COMMENT MY PALS WITH OUT HASLE AND ITS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS SIGHT IS MORE A PANE IN MY ASS THEN U LEAD ON babyj GLAD YOU CAN SUCKER ALL THSE PEOPLE INTO PAYING SOR STUPID SHIT BUT IT ANIT WORTH MY TIME THIS IS MY LAST DAY AFTER I TAKE MY PICKS OFF I'M DELETING ask PONY FOR MY ADDY I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO

I just want to say that I have met a lot of great people and some really good friends here on Fubar/Cherrytap. I love you all but I have been getting alot of friend requests lately and just want to say that if you think your going to see dirty pictures of me or something your not, sorry. I dont have any naked pictures I like to be sexy but as far as the skin showin my default picture is about all youll see of me. So please dont bother sending me a friend request unless you see some things we have in common I am definitely a good friend to have I will help you out anyway I can but I am not 1 of these point whores selling my fuckin body to level so thankyou but please move on if thats what your here for. Thankyou for your time!

Her RedemptionHer Redemption
by Nauti_girl_SS
She waited for him. He had always been very punctual, but tonight he was already two hours late. She’d been instructed to wear a particular outfit and to wait for him on her knees in position. She’d also been instructed to touch and rub her pussy for 30 seconds every half hour on the hour but not to insert her fingers or to cum. She had done so since noon and was by now frantically wanton. She was worried about him and yet her fear of disobeying his instructions, the threat of the harshness of his punishment, and her own greedy desire compelled her to continue to obey.
Her hair and makeup were perfectly done, her seamed black silk stockings securely held by the French lace garter that he had gifted to her many months ago. Her matching black lace bra and panties were the only other garments that she wore. The clock on the wall facing her indicated that yet another half hour had passed by. Almost reluctantly, she slid her fingers into her pantie

Sarahs GardenSarah’s Garden
There once was a girl named Sarah who was searching for the perfect place to plant her garden. It had to be a special place because only a special place would do for the kind of seeds she intended to plant. You see, she was searching for a place to grow love and more importantly, she wanted to grow happiness. Sarah wasn’t much of a gardener, but even she knew that love and happiness don’t just grow anywhere. So, she set off to find herself the perfect place to plant her seeds.
One day Sarah happened upon a small patch of land. It didn’t seem like a place where love and happiness might grow, but there was just something about it that caught her attention. She thought she had once heard of this place, maybe from a friend. She remembered hearing that it was a place to go where you could have fun, find someone to talk to, or even hide if need be. A couple of people had said that they were able to buy happiness there but nobody had ever grown it there. As for love

My Love For YouWhat have I done?
What must I do?
This love I once had
I had for you.
My love for my son is there to
He is mine and I need to take care
If you still love me
If you still want me
I will be there
If you decide to not be mine
I have no clue
But no matter what I will always love you
I can not tell no more lies
I have seen the tears from my eyes
I need your love
This is true
Just remember even if you don't love me
I will always love you
My life is all messed up
This I know is true
But he is my flesh and blood
And I love him too

Female BreastsFemale Breasts
By Pauline Saunders
Anticipating for female breasts
lonesome drives me crazy
In search for love
every female passing by
constantly thinking
is it the one for me
I always tell myself
let those female breasts
fall into my arms
female breasts are a
wonderful human pleasure
in life
no one can live without
female breasts

Support The TroopsI have seen some interesting blog entries under this heading,as well as a few Mumms...Many ask if I support the troops,and I often wonder if this is even a question in the real sense.I am retired military myself,so it's sort of like asking do I support myself?Of course the answer is yes.Being older than dirt now,I can remember when it was cool to not support the troops during the Vietnam era,a view largely expounded upon nightly by the Media outlets at the time.I myself did not particularly care for the methods used to try and modify South Vietnam to a democracy,but was largely unaware of just how much behind the scenes manipulating was going on at the time. (I was in high school for the last years of the conflict)
Now it has come to pass that the United States is involved in another unpopular war Overseas,and many confuse supporting the troops with tacile agreement with the way in which the war is being conducted.Soliers on the ground have very little say-so in how and where The

Does Anyone Else Get...Do you guys/gals ever get this shit...? Random shouts from some level 3ish chick who just wants to rag on ya?
right now my shouts are only for friends and higher cause i finally got sick of it... but what possesses people to do that??
i had one chick send me a message of "you're not that pretty" and i really wanted to say "5,000 guys disagree on here it seems" lol... is it wrong to want to be a bitch back???
Anyhow, my question is does anyone else get this crap?
and why are they always level 3?? why do they have to hide to talk shit???
random thoughts ;)
Sin

Contestplease click on this pic, and go comment bomb the crap out of it LOL

Please Be The 1So make me laugh and help me get through, I used to cry and no one knew, Help me out and treat me right, Its been a while since I've smiled so bright, Show me that not all guys lie, And please be the one that keeps my tears dry!!!

Just Me.i am me.
i get angry way to easily.
at the end of the day i hate myself more.
i hurt everyone around me
i never know whats going on
i get confused all the time.
i try to give all my love
i know i can be heartless
i cry myself to sleep quite often
i know i could be happy if i tried.
sometimes i wish i was better
i still want to hurt myself
i always end up breakin a heart, whether its my own or anothers.
i can't trust myself or anyone else.
When i go to bed, i wish i was in someones arms.
I know i shouldn't be so apathetic.
I miss who i used to be.
I wish i was thin.
I know i'm beautiful i don't know why i doubt myself.
I hate people for liking me so much.
I love being hugged and kissed.
It hurts to be touched because i don't want to let go.
I feel like i should be sorry for who i am.
I hate being alone.
I love laying outside with someone that means the world to me.
I love warm hoodies on fall days.
I have secrets hidden from the world.
I am me.

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Who Wants OneOk Im making morphs for friends if you would like one let me know either my shoutbox or mail me on here ty

U Get The Rating U Get!!OKAY!!! Let's get one thing straight...I am not here to boost your rating and give you a 10 if I don't think it desearves one. I am not here to see your tits, your abs or how many hos or pimps you have on your arm. I like to see the real person, not a show....or something creative, since I am an artist. If you don't like my rating then stay off my page as your rude comments really don't offend me it just makes me eager to click the delete button!!!...So, with that said, have a great day!!!! Tina

Think About ItA time comes in your life when you finally get it...
When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you
stop dead in your tracks and somewhere, the voice
inside your head cries out - ENOUGH!
Enough fighting and crying, or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes, you begin to look at the world through new eyes.
This is your awakening...
You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that there is no Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world, there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the process, a sense of serenity is born of acceptance.
You awaken to the

New PicsJust letting you all know that I have put up some new pics. I know I haven't been on here that much lately and haven't updated pics that much either...so I have today Got some pics in my default as well as some NSFW pics...check em out if ya want.
Also, I have taken off quite a few of my NSFW pics. I have came to the conclusion that im going to just start putting up sexy teasing seductive pics instead of pics that show everything hehe...figured this would keep it more interesting.
Anyone got an ideas of suggestions for poses or what not on pics? If so, feel fre to share them with me. Im open to just about anything :)
XOXOXOX
Melissa

WomenThere is an inner beauty about a woman who believes in herself, who knows she is capable of anything that she puts her mind to. There is a beauty in the strength and determination of a woman who follows her own path, who isn't thrown off by obstacles along the way. There is a beauty about a woman whose confidence comes from experiences; who knows she can fall, pick herself up, and move on.

Love And Life. Holding onto broken hearts memories are what's left of us you're trying too hard to be my friend & i'm placing all our pictures in these broken frames to remind me never to fall in love again… 2. Time stands still when no one understands you and you don't quite understand yourself. Today didn't have to be this way, tomorrow is another day, another chance to make things right.. 3. We're friends, real friends. & that means, no matter how long it takes, when you finally do decide to look back, I'll be here. 4. Don't give up on love because there is always someone who loves you, even if it's not the person you were hoping for. 5. if a guy really likes you he'll listen to what you have to say and not what he hears from others. 6. You know you're in love when you see that someone & your heart flutters, your stomach gets butterflies, & the rest of the world disappears 7. I'm glad you're happy. Really. I'm glad you're in love. Just remember no matter how many guys come & go we'll always be t

Hop Skippy Doo Dah !thanks to all of you who have read my recent blogs and left messages and comments
he is now out of hospital
the lucky bastard has a broken foot, some cuts and scratches and several nice bruises
we have no idea how he has gone from the point of death (well, it seemed that way at the time) to home again in 2 weeks
whats more - we dont actually care !
he's home
i am so relieved
fuck that
im so happy to have the little guy back with us all !!

Never"these moments, no matter how beautiful they are...are evil when they are gone"...

LeavingI dont have time for this anymore. So in three days im deleting this account. If you still wanna get a hold of me you can find me at myspace.com/lh37s

Take This ManMy heart is to big
I care to much
I wear my heart upon my sleeve
I'm to compasionate for my own damn good
Please take this man!
I love to much and get burned
I give and give and just get hurt
I take and take and just give the pain
Please take this man!
I'm tired of HURTIN!
I'mtired of CRYIN
I'm tired of PAIN!
I'm tired of SUFFERING!
I'm tired of DEATH!
I pray to the ALMIGHTY Gods above to watch over my clan
I pray to the Gods ALMIGHTY to take this DAMN MAN!

My LifeThis weekend has had its shares of ups and downs.lets start with friday night...kareoke.
It was really fun and upbeat.Eric came and we were having a great time.When I went back to his house for the night he stayed up till three thirty in the effing morning playing halo 2 when i was sitting in the bedroom being bored out of my mind.(dont get me wrong i love playing halo.)i was about to fall asleep and he comes in expecting to get some.In my head i was thinking yeah right,but since i was already there and i wanted some i gave in.after he was done he leaves the room(we all know why) comes back lies down rolls over and falls asleep without saying a word to me.so i go to sleep feeling like shit.Saturday i had a family reunion on sat which was fun/awkward because i didnt know 80% of the people there.and i told my parents i went to my cousins house to spend the night on friday.the problem with that was my uncle and aunt got there before i did and told her i wasnt there.so i had to pull a sto

The SleepSleep Sleep while You can
for tomorrow may bring Sorrow.
Lucky little child
sleeping in the wil.
Why must You only sleep for a while,
sleep as You want we've got miles.
Sleep to a song,
sleep oh so long.
Sleep on a pond,
or even in a palm frond.
Sleep on the Ground,
don't listen to the sounds.
Sleep on a mountain,
or even next to a fountain.
So sleep dear sweet child,
Sleep all the while.

I Thought We Lost...duhFavre Ties Marino In Packers' 31-24 Victory
Brett Favre's 420th career touchdown pass meant more than just drawing even with Dan Marino. The 57-yard completion pass to Greg Jennings, with just over two minutes remaining, tied Marino's all-time NFL record for career TD passes and rallied the Packers past the San Diego Chargers on their way to a 31-24 victory!!!
PACKERS-31
CHARGERS-24

Plz Help MeI have less than 400 pts to go can I get some help to get to the next level I will return the love...Thanx

I Hate Men!!!I HATE MEN LIKE MI EX I MEAN HE SITS THERE AND SAYS DAT HE IS TIRED OF ALL THESE GIRLS BEING BITCHY AND DUMB BUT ALL HE DOES IS TRY AND PLAY US ALL AND I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU DUDE MAYBE IF YOU START TO TREAT YOU GIRLS RIGHT AND NOT TRY AND CHEAT ON DEM ALL DA TIME DEN MAYBE THE RIGHT ONE WOULD STAY WIT YOU!!! I MEAN LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND I DID ERYTHING FOR YOU AND SHIT I STILL DO!!! SO STOP SAYING YOU LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL AND JUST OPEN YOU DAMN EYES AND LOOK I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WAITING FOR YOU TO SEE DAT I AM DA ONE FOR YOU!!!!

Making W.t.c.tagsWakan Tanka Clan member's I will be making tag's this week,so if you have special pic's you want used for some of these tag's send them to me as a attachment in a private message ,along with screene name to be used on them,if there is something special you want to say on some of them list that in your private as well.
THANK YOU
TRIBAL COUNCIL
WAKAN TANKA CLAN
PAINTER

HelpI really need ya'lls help here...i need you to message me or email me at LilMizSexy91@aim.com or both if you have ANY information on this symbol whats so ever...i need to know everything about this "sign" or "symbol" as I can...I had to try and draw it on my computer so it will look similar to it but maybe not exactly like it...so please...help me...its urgent

My Friend's ListWhere here is the deal..if you really wanna be my friend, then drop in and say hi...otherwise, I'm purging my list....to stay on my list all you have to do is be a freind. I have had it with having 6000+ so called friends on my list..and not one talk to me.. so today.. I will be cleaning out my lists and tossing people OUT. The reason I locked my nudes up is you do NOT deserve to see them. You EARN that right by being friends.. Not some perverted assholes.. with nothing better to do than jerkin your gerkin!!!. There are enough whores and sluts on this site.. I won't feed into any longer.
You decide now.. Friends.. or not.

I Am "the Blob"Last night, after I just got home from their house, my brother called because the boys wanted me to come over for another game of "the Blob." Now TC isn't much of a phone person but Jackson got on the phone and he asked: "Uncle gryph, will you come over and play Blob with us?" Course it was about bed time, and those two rascals will do anything, talk to anyone, to postpone bedtime. But for us "the Blob" has always been our game.
Let me explain. I get this old bean bag chair out of the corner, it has been converted to be worn on my chest, and the boys are whichever superhero they want to be at that given time: Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Iron Man, the Power Rangers, Wolverine. And the ever-faithful beagle pup is...you guessed it "Underdog." Their mom usually takes this opportune time to get something else done but once in awhile she is Storm or one of the Power Rangers too. But she's always the one who is captured by the villain. I am the villain, the Blob. Really it's quite an i

A Vicdumb Of Reality♠A MENTALITY SO THIRSTY FOR KNOWLEDGE
IT'S WILL IS TO BE VICTIMIZED IN ORDER TO REALIZE,
RELATE,IDENTIFY..
A VICTIMS LAST CRY~
A PAINFUL ESCAPE LOOKS DELICIOUSLY GREAT
FROM THIS ENDLESS HEAVY MIND RAPE..
WEIGHING THE ODDS..
AAAHHH~~~~~~~~
*WAT THE FUCK*
THE BEGINNING TAKES TO LONG TO CREATE
AND THE END IS NEVER GREAT..
ACCEPTING SUFFER IS FATE..
LET THE FLESH REST UPON A SUB CONSCIENCE CHEST
STRESSIN LIFE'S GREATEST SACRIFICE
DOUBLE BALDED KNIFE INCISED AN EMOTION TWICE~
NOT GIVING A FUCK STILL WANTING TO CARE BE THE NOTION..
A COMPLEX MENTAL IN SEARCH OF THE TRUTH'S POTION..
REALITIES BULLSHIT SAYS CAUTION,
WITH MENTAL EXTORTION OF A LIARS REALM..
REMAIN INSANE WITH THIS BLOOD BATH GAME...
AAHHH..
UNRELEASED CHAIN...
FUCK..
THERE ALL THE SAME..
WHADDA U MEAN WAT I MEANT??????
{SIGHS}
FINISHED EXPLAINING..
ENERGY OF REALITY IS SENT....cont..

Hey EveryoneHey I am new on here, so come check out my profile and let me know what you think!!
LOTS OF LOVE

FriendsPeople come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or (learn. They bring you an experi

Questions And Answers1. Your name plus "ness"? Kristyness
2. Two feelings at the moment? bored and lonely
3. What are you listening to right now? the wayans bros on tv in the background
4. Done anything you regret so far this week? yes, i fell asleep last night and woke up too late to go out
5. Describe where you are right now?
in my bedroom at the computer desk
6. The highlight of your week?
going to the poconos
7. What are you craving to have right now?
seafood
8. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with? Nick and Ali
9. What is your biggest fear? not being happy
10. Last movie you watched? 40 yr old virgin for the umpteenth time
11.Gone running in the past 24 hours? Nope
12. What is your heritage? irish, greek
13. Are you thinking of someone right now? yea
14. Britney Spears is a whore. Agree or disagree? Agree
15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer? netflix movie viewer
16.Have you changed much this year? yes, i have
17. Say something about the person who posted

Life Part 15This weekend has been 2 longs days. Only because I was in so much pain yesterday and all by myself. I am irritated at Peter which doesn't help. Then, Peter was too tired when he got home last night to rub my neck to make it feel better! And to think that I had sex with him this morning! He is in so much trouble!
I guess he thinks he only needs to spend every other weekend with me? Not okay by me.
My neck is a little better but I think it is wearing me down and making me tired.
I went to a few different stores today. Driving was not fun since I can't turn my neck one way! Backing out was what was difficult. Anyway, I went and bought some fall flowers to make an arrangement for my front porch. I made one in the spring that were summer colors and it just doesn't look right for the fall so I figured I would make a new one and replace the other one. They are fake flowers and damn are they expensive! One stem was on sale for $2.50 but it takes a lot of stems to fill up

Whats Going On In My Brain Right NowWhy must one’s heart bleed
For something that will never be
Wishing you could turn back time
Never making a mistake
Never taking a chance
Staying scared
Closing your still red heart to the outside
Never learning to feel again
Never accepting love
Shutting down like a old radio that has been played too many times
Learning to always regret
Learning to never accept that someone loves you
Staying in the same place forever
Never moving forward
Walk backwards when someone comes towards you
Look away
Letting go of a hand that is reaching for yours
Move your head never catching that kiss that was meant for you
Live like there is a tomorrow …….
Pick yourself up
Be strong
Skin thickens
You stand
Fight the thieves who want to hold you down
Look up a world is waiting for you to make a difference

R.i.p. JayAnd If I go while your still here
Know that I still live on
Vibrating to a different measure
Behind a thin veil you cannot see through
You will not see me
So you must have faith
I wait the time when we can soar together again
Both aware of each other
Until then, live your life to the fullest,
And when you need me
Just whisper my name in your heart
.... And I will be there

Ladies Want..men Need To Read...ladies: this will make you tear up :) ¢¾
fellas: read it, all of it! :)
1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly
ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
KEEP READING
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE?
16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!
19-tell her shes beautiful!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT
21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it ne

Being Added To My FamilyI've added people to my family who are "lifestyle" they will be able to view my private pictures.

Gamersanybody who likes video games, i placed a few in my stash under the dunno section.......ENJOY!!!!!!!!

Trip To Niagra Falls/canadaWell I just got home from our trip to The Falls/Canada. What a great time we had. The falls are beautiful. We rode the Maid of the Mist boat, Walked the Cave of the Wind (this is totally awsome) visited the aquarium Just to name a few of the things we did. We got there Thursday afternoon, and just for the hell of it decided to hit the casino right across the street! (I love to play the slots). Seneca Niagara was the casino. I seen this wheel of fortune slot machine a penny (1 cent) slot too boot and decided what the hell... LMFAO Needless to say I walked away with $519.00 off this PENNY SLOT!!! WOOOHOOOO I just about shit. Check out the pic in the Niagara Folder. I had a great time, I went to the top of the Skylon tower in Canada, Keep in mind, Im not the best with the heights shit. But I did it! Took some great pics from there also. Check them out.

Help Mein the super hero morph contest.it's a comment bomb contest. see wonder woman in my family thank you in adavance

Art And Graphicswe are looking for aperson to do the graphics and art for the redneck mafia please help your work will be seen all over .so get back with us as soon as you can . thank you the don

Serious StuffThe Soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
"Step forward now, Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.
I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.
And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a place for me here

Written By MeSo today is the 10th anniversary of my 21st birthday…I was sitting here and thinking about what I wanted to get myself for my birthday and started thinking about all I had…you guys know I'm not the sentimental or sensitive type…I've been called a heartless bastard on a few occasions… so please bare with me
I have a great family…even though we have to celebrate everything separately now…but slowly the family get to getters that I've missed are starting to happen again…My nieces are great, if a bit spoiled…and I'm even starting to get along with the brother…
I have awesome friends… Most have been like brothers and sisters…the type that will bail me out of jail and help me bury the bodies…I know that the question has never been if you'd be there but when do you need me? For that I am more grateful then you can imagine.
I also know that I haven't been the best person at times…and for that I hope you guys can forgive me. There are times when I've gotten wrapped up with myself and I

The Sex FairyThe Irish Sex Fairy
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> > Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm
> not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!
> >
> > 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
> make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
> shine and skin smooth.
> >
> >
> > 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
> dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
> pores and makes your skin glow.
> > =============
> > 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
> romantic dinner.
> > =============
> > 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
> tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
> swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
> > ==== =========
> > 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
> into the bloodstream, producing a sense of e

Dateline- To Catch A PredatorOkay, so I'm watching Dateline show, like i always do about these stupid fuckin guys who chat with young girls 13 or younger. Okay, yes, that is fucking wrong and there is nothin right about it.
Here's the problem I have with it, these guys are being baited, isn't entrapment dismissable in the court of law. And that is exactly what Dateline is doing.
Once again, as the father of four girls, these fuckin guys should be castrated, but the way they bait them, bothers me, it just seems illegal. If a 13 year old girl is talkin on the net to a 20-30 year old man, she knows exactly what she is doing.
But these guys are fuckin gross and deserved to be put in prison and ass fucked til they bleed out their mouth.

SunriseSunrise
When the sunrise i wish you be here with me.
Holding me letting me rest my head on your shoulder
as we watch the sunrise.
Drinking are morning coffee and talking about how beautiful the sun is in the morning.
As we seat on the porch cuddling close from the morning chill in the air.
I watch you as the sunrises and think how happy i am that we together and how great its feels to have you here with me.
I think of the time we spend together and the talks we have and how much i just love talking to you and watching you.
I know for now its just a dream but hopefully someday the dream will come true.

Deployedok, well this is it. Im fone for a little while. Thank you everyone for your love and support. I dont know how often I'll be able to check this thing but I will check it as much as i can. much love...

Red Bull ... Health RisksBehind the label: Red Bull
It has spawned a dozen urban legends. It gets praised and reviled by bloggers. And it tastes like carbonated cough syrup. But does Red Bull do you any good? Pat Thomas reports
Date:01/03/2007 Author:Pat Thomas
The global energy crisis isn’t just a problem for cars. Humans across the globe are also suffering a chronic lack of vim and vigour – and wherever something is lacking, you can be sure there will be a product to fill the hole. Enter the energy drink. There are hundreds now on the global market, but only one, Red Bull, has consistently been a market leader.
Released onto an unsuspecting world in 1987, Red Bull created a whole new drinks category. The global ‘health’ and ‘energy’ drinks market is now the fastest-growing in the soft drinks world, doubling in size every year since it was first identified, to reach £1.5 billion in sales in 2006. Red Bull leads the way, with sales in the region of £1 billion last year.
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They'll Be Ready To Go In...It was going to be a quick time on the lake. Or so we thought. What began as an expected 1 hour trip to the lake with the boys turned into four hours I will never forget. The cost was a sunburn that leaves me looking like a red raccoon with white mask.
My nephews had the fishing day of their young lives. A day they will likely remember for a long time. We got on Saylorville Reservoir and the boys were getting their first experience of trolling at 3 & 4, nearly 5 years old, white twister tils on their lines. We don't make it 100 feet and they have hybrid striped bass (wipers) on the line. Maybe 6" long the buys are excited. Then my line just about gets ripped out of my hand. There is a 18 minute fight to land it: 37" muskie, lands right in the cradle. They got to see their first "toothy critter" and while one is a little timid at seeing this fish that is taller and heavier than he is, the younger one walks over to pet the fishy.
And the day went on like that. The contest was on. W

When To Quit?When to quit the sport?
Why the hell to people still play when they are approaching 40?
Cause it is sooo damned satisfying to play as a team and the thrill of winning/scoring keeps one coming back for more
Besides, why else would a family guy stay in shape...lol

DevotedI am married to my high school sweet heart. We have been together for six years and married for almost 2. I am devoted to my wife. We are comfortable enough with our relationship that we don't mind being on this site as long as the we know everything that is going on with eachother. No we are not swingers(Damn It) but we enjoy hearing what other people like to say about us and we don't mind commenting on others.

The Value Of A Womani liked this cuz it's true...the value of a woman
The value of a woman - This couldn't be said more beautifully......... The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud It says:
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God Counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet To be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side To be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be Loved."
Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman...

Male Vs FemaleMALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to
use the procedures outlined below when accessing
their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE
Procedures have been developed. Please follow the
Appropriate steps for your gender."
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ma

Get To Work!The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces trying to protect us from terrorism.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice

Thanks For Knocking Me Up. Just Kidding, It's A Survey.1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Nah, I like the standard hold-food-and-liquid-in-my-mouth feature I came equipped with.
2. Does a kiss make your boo boos feel better?
Wow. Apparently even MySpace child stalkers make up surveys. Bad, bad pedophile!
3. Have you ever passed out on your bathroom floor?
My college education would be meaningless without such experiences.
4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
When I get in. That way, when a blast of super cold or super hot water hits me, I have something legitimate to curse about at 4 o'clock in the morning. Well, besides being up at 4 o'clock in the morning.
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Nah. I like looking at myself in the mirror too much.
7. Have you had more than three boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
What if the question were phrased "casual acquaintences who all happened to be naked and in bed with me a

Nurse Tracy And The Old ManAn old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a Nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down
the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

56,000 To Godmother StangStang has been waiting too GodMother for along time. Stop by and show her some love and help her become a godmother tonight
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Headed For DivorceI have signed my seperation papers. Now to the next phase. Signing more papers. Now why would he think that I am just gonna sign something without even reading it or looking it over. He is divorcing me and I am not suppose to check it out first to make sure I don't get screwed along with the kids. He didn't marry a stupid one. Maybe the next one will be...(ohhh yea she is)