10 Questions You Have Getting Your Junior Cert Results

09 September 2015

10 Questions You Have Getting Your Junior Cert Results

Does this mean I am allowed sit the Leaving Cert?

Yes. You will be forced to sit the Leaving Cert but good news is you Junior results have no bearing on how well you will do in life. It is best you reconcile that they made up this exam to give you something to do half way through your schooling. Well Done.

Does anyone even care that I got a B in CSPE?

No. No one cares what so ever what you got in you Junior Cert CSPE exams. But good job little buddy. You may never sit an easier exam.

Will anyone ever ask me for my results?

Maybe some sap later who wants to know if they did better than you. And an elderly relative. After tomorrow no one will ever ask you again. Sorry. We don’t care.

What if I did badly?

So what. No one cares. Do better in the Leaving Cert.

Can I get drunk yet?

No, wait till you 18.

Why did we have to do the 10 exams?

It is institutionalised torture. We all did it, so you must too. You will use the random facts for pub quizzes where you can win a vouchers for your local chipper. #Winning

Am I qualified for anything yet?

To move the hell on with your life. Seriously stay in school you are barely qualified to make a coffee for your ma.

Can I repeat the Junior Cert?

Never. This would be actually Hell. Once you sit that bad boy, it is all about moving on with life. So move on, right now.

Will these exams impact my future life?

No and Yes. Depends on how much you like to care. Maybe just have a laugh in TY and forget the horror. Leaving cert is a do over, make it up then.

Should I care more about my results?

Maybe. I mean the kid that got ten A’s will be making millions or will have a nervous breakdown at 22 because no cares that he once got great results in the Junior Cert.