C'mon you two----You both know the only thing keeping you two out of each others arms is the vastness of these United States that geographically separates you. . I could say the same thing about a certain British girl called Mary......

I asked Shiney out for a latte', but she refused. Said something about how I had to pay, and I told her to get lost. That's why I have since turned my attention to Mary. But Shiney Hiney was actually first.