Quick, ignoring the ducks for the moment, how many spits would be needed to roast all those chickens?

Are we being haunted by the dead chickens and ducks on the moped again?

If we are being haunted, could we just stick them on a spit?Or are we going to need more spits?

Wait, those chickens and ducks are alive, aren't they?

Wait, what, are those zombie chickens and ducks?

Are you trying to frighten me because you know I'm deathly afraid of fowl?

Forgive my petulance and oft-times, I fear, ill-founded criticisms, and forgive me that I have, by this time, made your eyes and head ache with my long letter. But I cannot forgo hastily the pleasure and pride of thus conversing with you.

Forgive my petulance and oft-times, I fear, ill-founded criticisms, and forgive me that I have, by this time, made your eyes and head ache with my long letter. But I cannot forgo hastily the pleasure and pride of thus conversing with you.