You need to be the first 2nd Lt. to mandate loincloths, 7 foot, two-handed swords, and smearing the blood of your enemies on your body like war-paint.
You gotta go ape-**** crazy and take some damn scalps, man!

Grats on the dots. Phrost, if you go Public Affairs, please please please don't be like the ones I had to deal with in Iraq. They had no idea what "Stay In Your Lane!" meant, always trying to run HUMINT operations on their own. Ick.