Should switch to a X5, then the curb is no issue. Won't help with hitting another car though...

Not really, its harder to drive an SUV compared to a typical sedan or in this case, a roadster! Hopefully the one who made this video also took the plate number incase she did any damage to the other car, and hopefully take away her license.

True. And it also looks like the SUV parking job was a single moment of spazzery versus so many bad decisions in the OP.