Shawn: Yes, I have made some mistakes in the past. I have called some girls icky. But that was a long time ago when I had cooties. That's right, I, Shawn Hunter, had cooties. But I fought my way back, and I stand before you today, cootie free and girl-friendly.

Mr. Turner: As of right now, there's a new candidate for president.Mr. Feeny: Oh, good. Perhaps a serious minded student appalled by the tawdry level of the campaign thus far.Mr. Turner: Shawn Hunter.Mr. Feeny: I quit.

Cory: When I'm president, people are going to look at you, and you know what they're gonna say? Who's that sitting next to Cory? Who's that giving Cory the ride home?Eric: Who's the guy with photos of little Cory running naked through the sprinkler.Cory: Eric, big deal. I was four.Eric: You were twelve.Cory: It was refreshing.

Eric: Hey, Cor.Cory: Hey, older brother.Eric: You know, Cor, I was just sitting here wondering what makes my little brother special. What sets him apart from the other seventh grade candidates? Is it his allergy to scallops?Cory: Eric.Eric: Is it his Scooby Doo thermas?Cory: Where'd you find that?Eric: No, I think it's his fuzzy bunny pajamas with the cotton tail.Cory: I haven't worn these for years. I swear.Eric: Boinky boinky boinky. Vote for me. Vote for me.