Blind man parachuting

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When
asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for
him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed
on my release ring for me, and out I go."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.

"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass
when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on
the ground?" he was again asked.