Do you live near a Goodwill and/or have a dad/grandpa with a closet? Can you kind of draw Nic Cage? If you answered yes to both of these questions, YOU could make yourself a quick $80 on eBay. Just ask the enterprising jacobwrf here. Or better yet, talk to his PHAT WALLET. (Yes, there was a bid).

Not as good as this, but I once played a show where we had this guy sit in on saxophone. He was about 6’5”, at least 320 lbs, sideburns, rockabilly-style greased hair, and wearing a sleeveless jean jacket with “PURE JEANIUS” rhinestoned on the back.