OK time for me to join the rest of the whores on the street, but in a different fashion.

As with most other whores in the business, I have my reasons for being here. Some want money, some want pleasure, others want pain, I want fame. I want to get to the top of the Art Reviewers list, and you guys are going to help me get there.

hey everyone needs some one to step on, right?

So here it is, Im going to become a review whore. You guys bring me art, Ill review it.
Simple enough, but there are some rules, you know, like some Asian chicks have a no tentacle rule.
Rules:
~I wont be reviewing in the thread. When you want something reviewed you Post the picture using the include picture box, and include a link to the picture in the portal. I will not hunt down your profile, I will not hunt down the picture. Ill make a post replying to people when I have reviewed their pieces.
~If you want more than one picture reviewed, you must make a new post.
~I dont care if you are scouted or not, if its in the portal, Ill review it. Im not picky about my customers.
~I will be taking on 5 customers a day. If I choose to do more, then great, if not well, there is always tomorrow.
~I dont deal in hot goods. If I know the stuff is stolen, then I wont review it, but I will report it. Im sure the fuzz (mods) are already annoyed that I tend to have them on speed dial.
~Im only doing art reviews as a result of this, So dont ask about reviewing flash or audio or anything.

Those who know me, know Im pretty rough. So if your afraid of having a bruised ego, then Im not the whore for you. Regardless of me being harsh, I do try to give a solid review.

At 1/2/11 05:21 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote:
I love you Kinsei.
If I could, I would ask you to review all of my pieces, but idk if that would happen... :3
Pretty please?

Well, I could, but remember the rules.

~I wont be reviewing in the thread. When you want something reviewed you Post the picture using the include picture box, and include a link to the picture in the portal. I will not hunt down your profile, I will not hunt down the picture. Ill make a post replying to people when I have reviewed their pieces.
~If you want more than one picture reviewed, you must make a new post.

But all jokes aside, I would really like if you would critique my Friday Flood pic.
Thanks!

Ok Lass, Done. :3

At 1/2/11 05:30 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 1/2/11 05:21 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote:

Also, smart thinking Kinsei. I don't know if you will be able to catch up in reviews to Shadman, but this is a good start!

He can if he start's reviewing like shadman.

Shadman hasn't been doing much since he got in trouble. But even with his high number, If I keep up this high number of reviews then I can take him in a few months. Besides I have already been gaining about a hundred reviews a month already. Down side I don't think I could bring myself to review like shadman. One or two words just don't cut it unless the piece really, really blows me away.

At 1/3/11 07:23 AM, Todayn wrote:
I like the sylogistic ways in that the proslytization of the gentleman from his alcohol as a woman represent the incompatability of society with non-traditional mores.

Wait... What.... something about booze and women?
if that is the case then sure :D

Thanks man, that was a really good critic. Can i ask for another review ? this drawing has a totally different style so i'm not sure which style i should go for, or if i just should be ramdom . that's why i want it to be reviewed too ..
Screw Collab Entry 1

Don't worry so much about setting in to a style. You can always change styles. Allowing yourself to think that you chose a style and have to stick with it is a slippery slope to doom my friend. Sure in the end you'll find yourself using one more than another, Just don't let it confine you.

Alright, I was thinking which piece I should sacrifice to your humble quest. I decided to go for an older piece so my ego does not get bruised too much, since I can tell myself, that I improved in the meantime.

But honestly, I chose my B-Movie Poster entry, because I didn't get any feedback on it yet. I already know about most of the mistakes I made, but I'm sure you have some more useful hints and pointers for me at hand.