I could probably get my dear mother to put her hobby to good use and knit me one, but she'd probably be a bit weirded out at the request being made now... I mean, we're finally getting some nice weather.

Jeff wrote:This year I have a fabulous white Izod sweater I'd wear over a collared shirt. I got it after getting a gift card at JC Penny's for Christmas. This was a fine Christmas indeed! Bill Cosby be pleased.

I'm Yusuke wrote:I may not own an actual sweater, but if having one makes me cool, I will totally draw it on my naked body.

You should probably draw the male anatomy on it too, because your lacking it.

Having a "robot" willy isn't much better, asshole. And I don't care how you try to swing it, with that username, you've essentially admitted that your cock and balls are equivalent to that of a dildo and eggs.