So I haven't updated my blog in forever it seems and I haven't really been on here much either. Most of my friends on here have departed for greener pastures and the site has had a bit of a drastic overhaul which is confusing, riddled with bugs and glitches and has seemingly killed any sense of community the site once had.

So it's around half one on the morning and I've just got back from Leeds and I feel like I should apologise to Mirishal, Secretary, _thunder_ and especially Prawn (who after meeting me for the first time probably thinks I'm one of the most arrogant and damaged people in the country) for being such bad company for half the night. I was... Read More

After meeting you for the first time I have a very good impression of you in my mind, far from arrogant I understood that you were tired and that you still made the effort for the sake of the beautiful ladies and myself. Hope to meet you again soon my dear

So it's been quite possibly the most socially active few weeks in forever for me, I'm not used to doing stuff this often it's frankly a shock to the system, I might need to go lie down. It's a funny thing when you realise that actually people I know on here know me better than anyone else I know. Which seems... Read More

Honestly I feel as if I'm taking part in that weird game show ENDURANCE. Or maybe Karma is an angel in disguise and in a former life I was an epic twat and deserve to be surrounded by the specimens from the bottom of the gene pool!!!!

So the other day at work the chief executive Justin King descended from the ivory tower in London to come run around our car park for Sport Relief , I'm all for charity which I'll get to later but from the way things were at work you'd think that (insert deity here) had decided to take on corporeal form just to endorse the... Read More

Yeah that's right, latex is hot, not to mention rubber, pvc, leather, velvet, suede, satin, tweed, fishnet, lace and even cotton sometimes if it's the right colour. I dream about the whole populace of london inextricably disappearing overnight but without their keys just so I can roam around alone, meandering through a lifetime's worth of dark abandoned buildings, like the Wandering jew although i'd call myself "the Wandering Scarring"

Some work related blah for your entertainment, me and my oh so brilliant manager had another one of our "talks" before Christmas. Apparently he doesn't want me to "represent him" on the Colleague Council any more, that little statement in and of itself is a brilliant example of his inability to grasp things, it's called a colleague council , I thought it was a... Read More

Shit you work in Sinsbury's (that typo is deliberate,) and yeah that video is hilarious, nearly choked myself laughing. I worked in tesco once upon a time, admitted defeat after a month. That experience certainly added to my psychological scarring. Scared me of working in retail for life. Sadist bastards.

Political correctness gets on my tits. Fuck c*ns*rsh*p and all that. You've made me really conscious of the fact that i've never read any comics, other than a miniature version of the Beano and Dandy I got in a packet of cornflakes once Oh I totally heart bad tape recordings by the way. That's quite a story you've told there on the industrial group.. one of those spooky coincidences. You've also made me conscious of the fact that no one close to me whom I care about has died yet...

So it's been a while since I last ranted about things and let you know guys know the sounds that currently bouncing around inside my cranium. Work related dramarama first, apparently the "credit crunch" is starting to effect things at my delightful place of work with sales apparently down around 3% due to "a decrease in profile" as the company waffle puts it or... Read More