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At first I thought her name was a riot... until I read Old MD Girl's dx... ha ha ha. Made my day after taking care of 51 year old amish lady last noc who refused to speak... but somehow got her daughter to read her mind and tell me what she wanted... I forgot to sign up for that class in college... the one where they teach you to read minds. Damn.

One of my 8yo twin boys does EXACTLY THAT! He had frequent epistaxis due to allergic rhinitis. The boy bleeds pretty often, even when asleep. Hence, I gave him a personal box of tissue paper right beside his pillow...

One day, I ran out of tissue paper and popped over to the young man's room... Guess what I discovered when I stuck my hand into that box... >_<!

Huh. That's weird. I thought LOLs usually tucked the used tissues up into the sleeves of their cardigans. My mother used to stuff a handful of tissues into her purse, and then if one was needed, she'd haul out the bunched up tissues and offer them. Hard to tell whether they were new or used...blech!

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