Keeping Up With The Kardashians: “This is not the reaction I thought I would get just trying to tell him how muc...

So where were we with Keeping Up With The Kardashians ? Right – Kris Jenner was exacting revenge on Bruce for having golf dates with a former supermodel by getting some “closure” with her long-ago ex, “Todd.” I put his name in quotes because I remain unconvinced that he’s not just a talking blow-up doll. We reconvened with Todd and Kris as they decided what to do about all that oozing sexual tension. (Yuck.) Surprise, surprise, Todd just assumed Kris Jenner was good to go (though to be fair, they did rendezvous on the rooftop bar of a hotel…) and threw all his chips on the table by brazenly asking what room they were in. When Kris wasn’t immediately DTF, he tried to salvage his golden opportunity by ordering a round of shots. But Kris finally had a much delayed crisis of conscience – and decided not to get down and dirty with this douchebag. Kris was so happy with her so...