Elizabeth: The Golden Age - Mediocre, at best. Slow and dragged on. Shorten it to 2 hours and it's golden. It's not, so it fails.

Michael Clayton - Amazing. Everything about it is awesome. However, it's VERY complex and mind bending. You have to think, so be prepared. I still feel like I'm missing key details of exactly what happened. Gotta see it again.

Across the Universe - Perfect is one word that comes to mind. It just works. And, contrary to many people I bet, the movie is best viewed sober. Trust me.

The wife and I have been on a movie kick recently. We saw Lincoln last week and it was fine. I think it's a little hard to make a movie out of passing a constitutional amendment, so they did a good job of that. It's a nice solid B.

We saw This Is 40 tonight. Give me my money back. It was pretty mediocre aside from about two minutes of gratuitous nudity.

Decent, cheeky horror. Worth a nonchalant watch. It had some decent elements that I enjoyed, but I came away wanting more tits and metal. Plus, there was this incestuous element that I could've used more of.

Gone

There isn't enough preparation Amanda Seyfried could do to get her anus ready for me. Having said that, this movie sucked. Dumb story, worse acting. Avoid.

Decent, cheeky horror. Worth a nonchalant watch. It had some decent elements that I enjoyed, but I came away wanting more tits and metal. Plus, there was this incestuous element that I could've used more of.

Gone

There isn't enough preparation Amanda Seyfried could do to get her anus ready for me. Having said that, this movie sucked. Dumb story, worse acting. Avoid.

I should clarify that I really mean 'topless', not nude. It was Leslie Mann, the female lead. I have a weakness for slender redheads like her, so if you're looking for lots of curves it's not happening, but I liked it.

She also felt up Megan Fox's covered mammaries for a minute or two, though it was a bit more clinical. Still nice, though.

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Before watching the musical, I watched the 4.5 hour French version from 1934 on hulu. It is phenomenal, with a nearly perfect pace (the battle scenes are dated and a bit tiring). A note: the actor who plays Jean Valjean was Jewish and killed in the Holocaust.