An American Airlines aircraft taxis to the gate at Miami International Airport, May 27, 2015, in Miami. (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky)

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Just a few days ago, American Airlines confessed it had mistakenly allowed an aircraft not certified for long flights over water to make the trip from LA to Hawaii. Today the airline faces another problem: Unexplained technical issues forced it to temporarily ground planes at three of the country's most hectic airports, CNN reports. Chicago's O'Hare, Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, and Miami International Airport were all affected during the two-hour glitch, which ended about 2pm Eastern, reports AP. The FAA notes in a tweet that the stoppage was due to a "computer issue." International flights weren't affected, a spokesman tells Reuters.

Since beginning in the early Fifties, "chemtrails", the government program of doping the atmosphere with weather modification chemicals from high flying jets, producing long, non-dissipating vapor lanes that stretch from horizon to horizon, lasting for an hour or more, have caused massive changes in the atmosphere. In the early days, chemtrails were invisible, but they caused the number of tornadoes to cease being a constant 180 or so a year and, instead, skyrocket to seven or eight times that number now. They also brought about the formation of the first new cloud species to be recognized since the founding of the Cloud Atolas, the cirrus intortus. In 1997, the atmosphere appears to have become saturated withy chemical so that any new contribution precipitated out. That is when chemtrails became visible. Those who warn about chemtrails, for the most part, take this as the year they began, because that is when they started to see them in large numbers, a dozen or more, in one part of the sky, simultaneously. But that is because the air had become saturated with chemical. 1997, however, is the year the rapid fire staccato of phenomena generally associated with climate change began. The warmest years on record; the worst hurricane season on record; the Northwest Passage being open for the first time in recorded history; tornadoes forming where they used to be unknown, like Brooklyn; the largest year-to-year drop in Arctic sea ice coverage;the accelerated melting of glaciers; the disappearance of bees; the worst el Nino event on record; the appearance of previously unknown hundred mile per hour straight line wind storms, called "super derechos"; the development of the first new cooud species since cirrus intortus, the undulatus asperatus. In fact, "fossil fuels" don't cause climate change, chemtrails cause climate change. One of the most egregious effects has been the air stradsily losing the ability to support aircraft. It seems every day there are regions of this denatured atmosphere around the planet. Commercial airlines do their best to avoid flying into thejm or to "divert" around them. "Accidents", "incidents" and "malfunctions", on the ground nor in the air, are constant, these days. "Delays" and "cancellations" are at unprecedented levels. Never before did a pilot refuse to take off b ecause two men on board were wearing "imam garb". Never before did a pilot refuse to take off becau a young man on board had on low cut jeans that exposed his underwear. Never before did a pilot insist a mechanicaolm compass device didn't need to be repaired to be used, then, before taking off, suddenly decided it needed to be be repaired and returned to the gate. Never before did a flight overshoot its destination because it pilots were "distracted". Twice in one week, flights "diverted' over disruptions aboard over devices tom increase leg space. A flight cancelled because a South Korean Airlines executive on board flew into a rage because she was served nuts in a bag, rather than on a plate. A flight "diverted" because a passenger threw water at a stewardess. Flights at airports across the country being grounded because of "glitches" in the computer systems. A pilot "diverting" a plane from a flight to a warm country to fly an equally long flight to Germany, in a colder region, to purportedly protect a dog in the cargo hold from exposure to freezing temperatures. Now an "unexplained technical issue" causes American Airlines to ground all its planes simultaneousloy, meaning to "cancel" all its flights. If chemtrails are allowed to continue, it seems, eventually, the air will be completely unable to support aircraft. Drones and such aircraft, it appears, will be the only aloft, since they don't rely on aerodynamic processes related to airflow over horizontal surfaces.

Satch1313

Sep 17, 2015 1:47 PM CDT

Ooops! I'm American Airlines CFO and I outsourced software development to Freelancer.com to save a few bucks. I didn't know all the contractors were busy playing a Minecraft tournament this week.

Emma Düsch3

Sep 17, 2015 1:42 PM CDT

American Airlines has been a worthless airline for the last decade. They got bought up by US Airways in 2013, but it would have been better if they just disintegrated never to be heard from again.