The Hog Is Coming To Town!

The news, issued today in a press release, confirmed the popular food chain has purchased the property previously owned by Barnswallow Studios east of Pencil Place across the street from the Check N Pay.

“The Hog,” as it’s called by WOPPsters, will offer a wide array of locally produced specialty items not carried by local markets. Hot sauces from Nailyard like Third Degree, Skin Graft and Six Alarm, a fine array of Eunice cheeses including their most recent offering – Mittenkast – a brined cheese made from cow’s beestings blended with a Germanic bleu textured through the action of cheese mites.