Reggie Bush cheated on Kim Kardashian

Reggie Bush was apparently cheating on Kim Kardashian with a blonde waitress named January Gessert which, along with his unwillingness to get married, led to their break-up, according to RadarOnline:

Gessert reportedly spent the night at Reggie’s house on March 16th, after the two met at Sunset Strip bar-restaurant Red Rock. She was spotted leaving Reggie’s house the next morning at 7am.
Reggie has reportedly set up an elaborate system to hide his cheating from Kim – including the use of multiple cell phones, but the camera never lies, and Kim is bound to be left devastated and in tears following the release of these photos.

KIM: Listen, I have to be the good guy in this, so can you bang a bunch of random chicks and make it look like it happened while we were still together?
REGGIE: One step ahead of you.
KIM: Okay, good. …. Wait.
REGGIE: YOU JUST GOT BUSHED!*

*If there’s a God in heaven, Reggie Bush actually says to this people.

I know she gets a lot of shit because of the sextape and because of her choice in men (get a life, she’s a grown woman who knows what she wants… and get this: she’s not RACIST.) But she’s so naive in being loyal to these guys who always have women around them. Daddy issues? Maybe. But if she’s done with Reggie (and I hope she is, he’s cheated on her twice) it wouldn’t surprise me to see her hooking up with another famous guy… and thus the cycle will never end…

… wich is why I offer my services. I’m a bum, Kim… so I’ll never cheat on you! :-P