On the eve of the Sunflower iMac launch Apple seemed to be screwing with our heads by putting teasers up on their home page-- one of them just said "Beyond the rumor sites. Way beyond."

Which drove us mad. Then, the Canadian Time Magazine jumped the gun by publishing their new iMac cover in the wee hours before the keynote, and those of us insomniacs holding down the fort got to fiercely debate whether that was a fake or not, and if it wasn't what, exactly, we were looking at.

Then, we were all bitterly disappointed because we had taken "Way beyond the rumor sites" to mean that Apple was launching a fleet of their own satellites and offering us free broadband for life, among other things.

They spoke of the sayings and doings of their commander, the grand duke, and told stories of his kindness and irascibility.

On the eve of the Sunflower iMac launch Apple seemed to be screwing with our heads by putting teasers up on their home page-- one of them just said "Beyond the rumor sites. Way beyond."

Which drove us mad. Then, the Canadian Time Magazine jumped the gun by publishing their new iMac cover in the wee hours before the keynote, and those of us insomniacs holding down the fort got to fiercely debate whether that was a fake or not, and if it wasn't what, exactly, we were looking at.

Then, we were all bitterly disappointed because we had taken "Way beyond the rumor sites" to mean that Apple was launching a fleet of their own satellites and offering us free broadband for life, among other things.

On the eve of the Sunflower iMac launch Apple seemed to be screwing with our heads by putting teasers up on their home page-- one of them just said "Beyond the rumor sites. Way beyond."

Which drove us mad. Then, the Canadian Time Magazine jumped the gun by publishing their new iMac cover in the wee hours before the keynote, and those of us insomniacs holding down the fort got to fiercely debate whether that was a fake or not, and if it wasn't what, exactly, we were looking at.

Then, we were all bitterly disappointed because we had taken "Way beyond the rumor sites" to mean that Apple was launching a fleet of their own satellites and offering us free broadband for life, among other things.

LOL! I'm hoping that Steve Jobs gets sick and tired of the pathetic performance and pricing of the US carriers and decides to launch of fleet of satellites indeed! OH yeah, 13 hours and 55 minutes to go!!!

Tell me someone, does anyone ANYONE know about that Verizon live webcast tomorrow? Is THAT a live video feed of the keynote?

Can someone who knows someone at Verizon actually view the live video webcast of the Apple event?
Can someone tap into that live feed and feed it directly into the rest of the internet so we can all see?Can someone please investigate this like.........right the hell now??????

LOL! I'm hoping that Steve Jobs gets sick and tired of the pathetic performance and pricing of the US carriers and decides to launch of fleet of satellites indeed! OH yeah, 13 hours and 55 minutes to go!!!

That should only cost around $6B or so. Cheaper if they can get a deal from Motorola/Iridium for some patents.

That should only cost around $6B or so. Cheaper if they can get a deal from Motorola/Iridium for some patents.

SERIOUSLY! Apple can actually afford something like that now. But no, all they are going to do is announce new carrier partnerships. The thing is though, I'm sure ALL of the carriers do not meet Apple's quality standards.

I wish Steve Jobs would get REALLY radical and launch a wireless network of his own. Now THAT would be a one final goal for him to reach before he retires. THAT would be one awesome legacy creating final, go for the gold, ultimate tech product for him to achieve!

Temporary Insanity used to be a forum here on AI back in the day and it could get wacky.

Temporary insanity, though, doesn't just apply to us here at AI, but the entire tech world. At PC World, there is an article claiming the new tablet won't be good for business. What do you guys and girls think?

And what a f(((K up by this McGraw guy, man... No way it is a controlled leak. Apple danced with the Devil on this one, they need the publishers, but boy, how the hell could they have expected all of them to have kept their mouth tightly shut.

And what a f(((K up by this McGraw guy, man... No way it is a controlled leak. Apple danced with the Devil on this one, they need the publishers, but boy, how the hell could they have expected all of them to have kept their mouth tightly shut.

Seriously, are all the old school media moguls a bunch of unprofessional babies?