Thursday, January 31, 2008

Unforgiving and forgetting

I believe that the world still spins peacefully only because I'm not a witch (and, therefore, my curses don't work). I encounter many people who make my day more interesting (by acting arrogant, uncivilized, and sometimes downright stupid). To each one of those, I wish many interesting returns. Here, take your pick:

May you hear Himesh Reshamiya in your own head day in and day out.

May your neighbor's dog pee on your shoes every night.

May one of your vehicle's tire be punctured on your way to the office, especially when you're running late.

May the other tire get punctured the next day.

May gnats drone around your head all through the imminent walk to the puncture repair shop.

May you never find anything of a particular size that you want when you visit any store for the next 6 months.

May your sweat brew up a stench during the first month after your wedding :-P

May each of your mobile phone get stolen within a week of its purchase.

May you be hit with static electrical charges, at least 32 times a day, all through the next winter.

May you be hiccup-ridden all through your next airplane journey.

May your roof leak for 3 hours on 3 random non-contiguous days, once every year.

May you have to spend 1 month of 12-hour workdays with the colleague you find most irritating.

Okay. I've got to quit now, because I've got to attend the 1x1 with my boss. Besides, if I continue, I fear the risk of finding myself in at least one of the above situations. You never know when your jinxes would backfire!!