I think we've all had that moment sitting in front of a package of Oreos, fighting—or not fighting—the urge to try and get them all in your mouth with all due speed. Slingshot master Joerg Sprave has come up with a patently ridiculous way of upping that speed variable. So much so that you probably wouldn't want your mouth to be the target.

The pump-action Oreo gun he's devices is a pretty basic design, launching the cookie discs with rubberbands and blasting them at cardboard boxes, walls, and ballistic gel. The real test of its design however, is its optional razor attachment that attempts to divide the cream-welded discs on their exit from the barrel. Not to spoil, but it works about as well as you'd expect.

It's an awesome contraption, one that I have a really strange desire to own for no real reason, but as neat as it may be to have things that can shoot other things out of them, this all seems like a horrendous waste of Oreos. But at least he's not destroying double stuffs. [The Slingshot Channel]