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Friday, November 16, 2007

Butt Rock Friday

This week, we bring back Butt Rock Friday after it's long hiatus. Actually we were just too damn lazy to post along with Ranteria and the Wanny Press Conference. But those will be back next week. This week's Buttrock has a New Jersey theme to it. The State of New Jersey has yet to apologize for Bon Jovi. Because of them, 40 something year old women still live in 1988. What's worse is the younger women in their 20's dressing and looking like they are from 1988. Note to those skanks: Screw the bar basement slut look. Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, And meet me tonight in Atlantic City.