What Now, Emma Lenford?

Waking up in a deserted Wisconsin woods surrounded by masked members of a family witch-gang at three a.m. on a school night? Check. Becoming captured by a deeply demented elder alongside the one member of society that you probably despise the most? Yep, check. My life hasn’t been this heart-stopping since I spotted Jon Bon Jovi’s tour bus at the local 7-Eleven.

Hey there! My name is Kari, if you didn't guess already, and I'm a writer (surprise!).I also enjoy long walks on the beach and sipping on piña coladas.Just kidding!I'm really just a... small town girl, I guess you could say, with a semi-functioning laptop and a dream. A dream of becoming a 'real' author, that is. Which, actually, I'm not quite exactly sure how that is defined, so when and how I'll reach it, if I do at all, I don't really know. However, I'm working extremely hard on my writing these days. As in, like, EVERY day. Even after a long day of other mental and manual work (I'm also a college student and full-time bambinaia ((nanny)) to two of my own adorably sweet nephews), I have to add at least something to whatever story I've currently got in the works, otherwise, I physically cannot sleep. But, I do love writing- I really do. And, apparently, it must have a thing for me, too. Now, really, y'all should get to reading more important things than an exhausted 20 year old wishful author's bio. More important things like... the books she's actually written! Happy reading, all you homedogs. -Kari