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Just in time for Christmas, The Adios Lounge has produced a new batch of T-shirts expressly for its thousands of female fans. WOO HOO!!! We’ve gone retro, with the original AL logo on super-soft American Apparel shirts. Two colors are available, yellow (above) and teal (below), and two sizes, women’s M and L. Also, in honor of Centro-Matic’s final tour, the back of the new Ts pay homage to that great band (the penultimate track on All The Falsest Hearts Can Try).

MEN’S SHIRTS ALSO AVAILABLE!

Having addressed my thousands of female readers, be it known that I’ve also produced a batch of men’s shirts with this same design. They’re all baby blue and available in 4 sizes: M, L, XL, and XXL. Quick note: Channing Tatum and Kobe Bryant were originally gonna model these blue Ts for me, but we couldn’t get our calendars straight. My apologies that I had to stand in. On the bright side, ROLL TIDE Y’ALL!!!

WHERE THE TWAIN SHALL MEET

FYI, the original Adios Lounge men’s Ts are still available in all sizes. They’re all black and Hanes Beefy styley. Here’s a photo of those shirts in hot, literary action.

Mark Twain and I hanging out, talking Blasters, and sporting the original Adios Lounge T-shirts.

Once again, huge thanks are in order for Rick Roth of Mirror Image Screen Printing for knocking these shirts out of the park. If you’ve enjoyed my posts, you should think about buying a shirt for yourself and your significant other. They make you look smart and sexy AND you get to support an independent writer. Also, if you buy a shirt, please post a pic on the Adios Lounge Facebook page and send it to me on Twitter. Don’t hide that sexy, yo!