The Blockchain makes it to the Apple II! By far, the most interesting thing in tech right now is the blockchain, with AI, at the edge. This will get your Merkle trees tinglin’ with some AI, and 5G is where it’s at. We’re back with cylinder computing this time, and this is the greatest achievement that will synthesize brand new paradigms. Of course, if it weren’t for millennials, we’d have it already.

There’s a new portable console out there, and it’s at the top of everyone’s Christmas lists. The SouljaGame Handheld is a rebrand of what’s available on AliExpress. What makes this one different? It has Soulja Boy’s name on it. If you couldn’t get your hands on the SouljaGame Handheld, don’t worry: Post Malone Crocs are available on eBay for about $300.

I loaded up thingiverse and took a look at the network waterfall plot in the Firefox developer console, and all I can really see is their CDN looks a little stressed. Every couple of page loads, even 16kB jpegs take ~500ms to load from their CDN. Serving uncompressed 8mB!! gifs from their homepage probably isn’t helping with that.