Yet again, Taylor Swift has left her east village gym looking like a total smokeshow.

This event alone merits attention, but there's so much more to the story, you see. Instead of one of her many famous gal pals, the singer was flanked instead by her 22-year-old, blue-eyed, curly-mopped kid bro, Austin. And homeboy is dreeeamy. Aside from his sweat dappled T-shirt and (tear-away? *crosses fingers*) Adidas track pants, Austin has no qualms carrying his big sister's leather gym satchel in his right hand and what appears to be an SPIBelt—you know, a runner's fanny pack—in his left.

But aside from putting Veep's Gary to shame, this amateur bagman is also a total riot—regularly regaling his Twitter followers with subtle references to his favorite films, witty observations, and pet puns. Here, ten things we learned from trolling his Twitter: