I LOVE IT!! Delivered via UPS about two seconds ago, very VERY well packed in bublewrap and of course the easy-to-open cardboard folder. (Unlike amazon, who keeps me busy cutting myself with exacto knives to get their boxes open.) You're an author!!...

YAY!!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!! I didn't know you could go from self-pub to Amazon, I'll have to quiz you about that sometime. oh man I have GOT to get an autograph for my book....I carry it with me everywhere... You be sure and remember the...

The best part of the story is that, when I was relating it to my friend M-, I added, "And the funny thing is, the girl wasn't even blonde!" M- looked at me and said, "Yeah?" It took me a full minute to figure out what a dork I am.

I began wondering if if indeed rabbits are used in the diagnosis of Mutant strep throat, Diplomatic Immunity or Cosmetic surgery "patches" that absorb instantly into the blood stream, providing youth and vigor for the lucky, rich, white, middle aged...

Yes. That was one of the reasons Lara and I left Seattle. The West Coast in general does not like kids. It likes DINKs (Double Income No Kids - couples with no children and lots of disposable income). The older Betty gets, the less happy people will...

I have never heard of that before. If you were carrying around like 8 children on your shoulder I could understand her exasperation, but 1 child. If that was all anyone had the human race would dwindle and eventualy go extinct. *shakes...

i think that comment above is CROCK. oh no... bettter get my kid to jersey. seattle is perfectly kid friendly. why would anyone want to go to the dahlia lounge with an infant/toddler. three words. hire a babysitter.

I've definitely felt it as a general feeling or when I see a pregnant lady with eight children who is here getting assistance because she doesn't have beds for them all. I sorta think "Jesus, condoms are much cheaper." But I've never said...

Since we aren't DINKs, the chances of us ever going to the Dhalia Lounge or Palace Kitchen any time soon aren't good anyway. We head out to Tukwilla and go to the Claim Jumper. They treat kids just fine there, even when there's screaming...

So, the books I've currently published are now available at Amazon.com: These Are Your Coded Instructions Ninjas! STUPID Giraffes and Elephants Are Friends I make about half as much when people buy the books from Amazon, but I'm theoretically reaching...

I've finally put together a collection of the "STUPID" comics that I would run whenever Super Rocket Monkey or G&E were unavailable. You can purchase it here. As it is black-and-white, it is significantly less expensive than G&E. Some...

So, this was like a week ago, but I haven't had time to mention it until now. I was walking from work to meet up with Jennifer, and I had Betty on my shoulders. Whenever I walk around with her downtown it's like being with a celebrity. People...

Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 1:13p - A Very Brief Excerpt from Paul's Latest 20 Minute Conversation with a Telemarketer Ten Minutes into Conversation: Telemarketer: No, that's what I'm saying. You'd get the paper for free. Paul: You just said I'd have...

I used to be sitting further to the back, but then they started telling jokes. My brain won't even let me complete most of them. The painful, difficult part of all of this was that the people telling them would then explain them to their...