Oh Great, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Set a Wedding Date

I know we’ve all been waiting with bated breath to know when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would finally walk down the aisle and exchange those sacred vows in front of a TV audience in a ceremony paid for by E!, right? I mean, who doesn’t love a love story?

Kimye will marry in Paris on May 24th, just… not at Versailles, since they got a big ole ‘HELL, NO!’ when they inquired about that.

“We’re having a super, super small, intimate wedding,” she told the Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer. “As we go along, we’re realizing we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking.

She noted, too, that rapper West, 36, has been very involved in the planning of the event — though there are some details he’d rather not handle. “There’s certain things where I’m like, ‘I know you’re going to hate the seating chart, so I’ll take care of this,’” North’s mom explained to Seacrest. “And then there’s some things that are really important to him. [But the] seating chart is like death.”

Yes, because I’m sure you’re actually going to sit and do the seating chart, Kim. Just like your sisters “wrote a book”, eh?

Let’s just get this fuckery over with for these two, so they can break up in a year’s time. Then again, who knows – between her lack of a brain and his ego about his, they just might be the perfect match.