Calling all lurkers! Attention, Kinja-averse Gizmodo folk! It's Friday afternoon, and this is where we all get together, like the far-flung internet family that we are, and talk about stuff. Any kind of stuff. Whatever you want. Right now.

There's probably a bunch of you who are regular readers but never signed in to leave a note. Hello! Welcome! Want to give it a try today? We're all hangin' out, postin' gifs, askin' questions, gettin' answers, havin' a laugh. Feel like chatting about dumdums crashing drones in national parks, or that time the good people at Antiques Roadshow appraised a 2008 Toshiba flatscreen? Yeah man! Let's do it! Have an opinion about Bear Grylls's bad advice or that Chrome extension that replaces the word "clouds" with "butts"? Share it here! Or tell us about your day. Post a recipe. What are you doing tonight? Weekend plans? Last good movie you saw in the theater? All fair game because in here it's our time! It's our time, in here.