I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

I don't think even Sharpton's desperate enough to go near "This is for Obama"gate.

"Well...he...he wasn't just shushing us."
"There was more to it than just the shushing."
"The reason it was assault is because he was, he was shushing our cries for help!"
"RIGHT this guy was rayping us"

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

So the restaurant owner is claiming that it was the black people who were misbehaving themselves and not his employees? Unpossible! There is certainly no historical precedent which demonstrates that black people are prone to misbehave in restaurants.