Who wants to be a millionaire

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No." She answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes." She replied.
Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."

That's the last thing I remember

"From this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered; we few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, and the gentleman now a bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhood cheap" -- Henry V

Nope, she is still healing from the kid and she is going to take the full recovery period that the doctor told her to, so day after tomorrow is the earliest, however, I have been remiss in doing my part, I haven't gotten myself neutered yet, so it is going to be even longer!
Actually, we have to go through the above sequence every night. When I say "can I phone a friend" she cold cocks me and I am out like a light and sleep like a baby until wake up time!
Matter of fact, what A-hole came up with that expression? Sleep like a baby, my ass!

"From this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered; we few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, and the gentleman now a bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhood cheap" -- Henry V