Brady's latest ad is UGGsly

Brady's latest ad is UGGsly

After the fiasco on the water slide where Tom Brady looked like he was terrified going down what looked like a three foot slide, one had to wonder whether or not Brady could possibly be less manly. Weve seen people getting chased by bears that looked less scared than Brady on that water slide.

Then Brady one-upped himself. Or one-downed himself depending on how you look at it. He made a deal with UGG to promote UGGs for men.

Let that sentence sink in for a little bit here: UGGs. For. Men.

Ugh. Notice it doesnt say For Real Men because that would just be false advertising. This ad looks like hes trying to be some kind of cowboy. You know, the type of cowboy that would get the crap kicked out of him if he showed up to a saloon wearing those boots.

No one should ever wear UGGs. Not men, not women and especially not NFL quarterbacks. UGGs are ugly, idiotic footwear that spoiled teenage girls and 40-year old ladies who are pretending theyre still in their early 20s wear. Yeah, it is totally a great idea to wear some fur lined boots in the summer time with your mini skirt that wouldnt fit a 5-year old, you fool.

You look ridiculous.

Brady might as well just grow his hair out, throw on some tight jeans and walk around holding his kid while sporting his new foot wear because if he wants to dress like one of those girls from 16 and Pregnant he might as well play the part, too.

Seriously, Tom, what the hell is wrong with you? You dont need the money that bad. Youre the highest paid quarterback in the NFL and your wife makes millions and millions a year for looking good from the neck down. She probably wants a real man. If you keep wearing UGGs, you do know how this is going to end up dont you?

The ladies love Chad! We polled a couple of other big Boston athletes to get their opinions. Hey Jason Varitek, would you wear UGGs?

Hes about 80 and that is just one of the reasons he wouldnt wear UGGs. How about you, Tim Thomas? Would someone as awesome as you wear something so crappy?

See that, Tom? See?! Real champions dont wear UGGs. Maybe this is why Eli said he's as good as you. Obviously, he isnt as good talent-wise but his Manningface isnt nearly as terrible as those UGGs, Tom.

Eli has to get drunk to watch highlights of himself after games and to get through Tom Brady UGGs ads without waiting to physically harm himself. All we can hope for is that Bill pulls Tom aside and gives him the what-for!

Celtics-Raptors preview: DeRozan, Lowry a challenge for Bradley, C's

Celtics-Raptors preview: DeRozan, Lowry a challenge for Bradley, C's

BOSTON – Avery Bradley doesn’t mind being a standout, but this is probably not what he had in mind.

Injuries have ravaged the Boston Celtics’ starting five to the point where only one player, Bradley, has been with the first unit in all 22 games this season.

Just like Bradley was looked upon to step his game up in the absence of Isaiah Thomas (right groin) at Orlando on Wednesday, he will once again be challenged to lead Boston (13-9) to victory tonight when the Thomas-less Celtics face the Toronto Raptors.

Bradley’s emergence as a two-way talent this season has overshadowed at times what has been another season of elite play defensively.

And he’ll need to be on top of his defensive game tonight against a Raptors All-Star backcourt of Kyle Lowry and DeMar DeRozan.

Both Lowry and DeRozan present a different kind of challenge for Bradley who will spend time defending each of them at various points during the game.

Lowry has good size, strength and deceptive quickness in addition to an under-rated perimeter game that will keep Bradley on his toes for sure.

This season he's averaging 20.8 points, 4.9 rebounds and a career-high 7.6 assists while shooting 42.9 percent on 3's which is also a career mark.

And DeRozan is having the kind of season that might get him a few league MVP votes.

His 28.0 points per game ranks fifth in the NBA, but making his numbers even more impressive is that unlike most guards DeRozan doesn’t generate much offense from three-pointers.

DeRozan averages 1.8 three-point attempts per game which is the fewest attempts among any player ranked among the league’s top-25 scorers.

The 6-foot-7 All-Star is the master of the mid-range game which accounts for 31.5 percent of the points he scores. And when he’s not shooting the mid-range, he’s working a defender in one-on-one iso-situations.

That helps explain why 76.4 percent of his two-point made field goals are unassisted.

But here’s the thing about Bradley.

As much as we give him props for what he does defensively, it’s his offense that has put him on the map as a potential All-Star this season.

Bradley is averaging a career-high 17.9 points while shooting 47.2 percent from the field. He’s also averaging a career-high 7.8 rebounds per game in addition to shooting a career-high 40.7 percent on 3's.

But for Bradley, individual accolades are only going to come his way by the Celtics winning games; preferably against above-average teams like the Toronto Raptors.

And that would make both Bradley and the Celtics stand out this season.