Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Newt: Citizens, Mitt Romney has proposed the discontinuation of Social Security for dead people since he became governor of Massachusetts!

Mitt: That is not true, Newt. In fact, as governor, I enacted legislation to increase Social Security for the dead, as well as marriage rights for all dead couples. Your propsed "Don't Die, Don't Tell" policy, on the other hand was a clear act of hostility toward Dead Americans.

Santorum: Wait, Mitt, do you or do you not believe that marriage should only be permitted between a dead man and a dead woman?

Mitt: Well, I -

Paul: It doesn't matter. The government has no business peeking into people's coffins.

Fox Moderator: Thank you all. Next question: please give us your reaction to President Obama's proposed redistribution of wealth from the living to dead people?

n'cindy ... no, we don't hafta register to vote ... in Nodak ... we's the only state that does NOT have voter registration ... we also have one of the lowest rates of election fraud ...

This is all true, prolly becuz in Nodak, everybuddy knows everybuddy else ...

(BTW, latest numbers indicate that Nodak and prolly part of Montana could see as large an increase as p'haps 500,000 "new residents" becuz of the Bakken Oil Boom ... sum are sayin' mebbe even 1 million ... that'd TRIPLE our population ... ick, to coin a phrase)