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A desolate Hotel, near Wigan, UK: New Years Eve, everybody is getting ready for fireworks and champagne. People are getting ready for the BIG party.
Then there is a desperate 'TWITter' message picked up by all good Samaritans, by a £115,000-a-we...

After Monday nights home defeat to Wigan Athletic, Blackburn Rovers have slipped through the relegation trap door and into the Championship.
The one nil reverse at Ewood Park means they have lost a dozen home games this season and epitomises their...

Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead.
It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...

Wigan Athletic chairman, Dave Whelan, was stunned after discovering the true nationalities of his playing staff. Whelan, a former Miss Blackburn and owner of DFS Fitness Warehouse, downloaded the popular Google Earth application to see if his own hea...

Hull City manager Phil Brown has confirmed that his team's FA Cup 3rd round exit at Wigan Athletic was due to the fact that the Latics 'need' to have a good 'Cup run' was greater than that of the Tigers, and he had, therefore, ordered his City player...

A welcome added bonus to the weekly wage. A relaxing break in the Bahamas. A fun day out at Laser Quest. Add to these traditional bonding and morale initiatives Steve Bruce's latest reward scheme of offering outstanding performers free and unlimited...

Steve Bruce, the Wigan Athletic boss, has fallen out with Latics' head groundsman Alf Giles after it was alleged that the latter had allowed cows to graze on the JJB Stadium pitch to "churn it up&quo...

A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...

More details are emerging about the 'resignation' on Monday of former Wigan Athletic manager Paul Jewell. Sources at the club have said that, rather than having resigned, Jewell was sacked for thievin...

Wigan Chairman Dave Whelan was unavailable for comment after his sides miraculous victory at Sheffield United. Whelan, 82, was said to have gone number blind & delirious due to counting the £40 Million that Sheff Utd had lost due to not being able to...

In an astonishing move this morning, the Football Association has decided that, at the end of the season, Aston Villa will be relegated from the Premier League, whatever their finishing position in the table.

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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!

Grumpy Trumpy

Grumpy Trumpy made quite a squall,Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall.All of Ailes' minions and all of Ailes' punditsCouldn't put his Party together again.

Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack

A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning

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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease

Self Righteous Wing Extremism

From the summit of Mt. Appalachia with arms raised skyward in a flagrant display of pompous pride and pretentiousness, self-ordained Pope Rick Santorum decreed that he and only he is holier than thou.

US Victim of OPEC Coup

In a sneakily sinister scheme the Oil Pumping Evil Countries (OPEC) dropped the price of crude oil to two cents per barrel, then conquered the US when consumers choked to death from car exhaust fumes.

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