For Sale: Willie Nelson’s Bidet

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to use dry toilet paper. All right, we admit that writing classic country music songs isn’t our forte here at bidetsPLUS. But if Willie Nelson is selling a bidet, we thought we’d take a shot at amending his lyrics for the occasion.

According to a blog article from the Austin Statesman newspaper, there will be an online auction selling some of Willie Nelson’s belongings, including his gold plated bidet. The article states that the items being auctioned have been in storage for the past 26 years after the country music legend’s house in Evergreen, Colorado, and all of the home’s contents were purchased by investors following a bout of financial trouble with the IRS. Now these items will be auctioned off to fans online.

Fans of Mr. Nelson can bid on items including handwritten song lyrics, letters from celebrities, photographs and a variety of miscellaneous personal items including his “Vintage Gold Plated Bidet.” The auction is run by Backstage Auctions, a boutique auction house that specializes in rock and roll memorabilia. While the opening auction price for some of the music-related pieces such as handwritten lyrics are at $1,000 or more, you can snag his gold plated bidet for only $250.

If you’re interested in a bidet but aren’t keen on purchasing a used one that’s 30 years old, we have several great brand-new models to choose from here at bidetsPLUS. Plus our modern seats are designed to fit right on your existing toilet rather than being a separate fixture like Willie’s old-fashioned one. We also have special promotional coupons for 5% off, and with some seats like the popular Bio Bidet 2000 and Brondell Swash 1400 the coupon also gets you a free Travel Bidet in case you plan to go On the Road Again. And if you have any questions about bidets, gold-plated or otherwise, you can always contact us. After all, bidets are Always On My Mind!