My dad has been in a joke-telling kick lately. One of the jokes he found happened to be funny (trust me, that is not always the case!) so I thought I’d share it:

Two women meet at the gates of heaven
1st woman:howd you die?
2nd woman:froze to death, you?
1st woman:Heart attack, I thought my husband was having an affair so I ran all around the house looking for the woman and when I couldnt find her I was so worn out I had a heart attack and died.
2nd woman: You should have checked the freezer then we’d both still be alive