Harry Styles Is A Woman And I Have PROOF!!

First of all we all know Harry Styles as the wonderful member of the boy band One Dissection. Harry Styles has been one of the most popular of the boys and I think I know why, because Harry Styles is really a woman and here is my proof

In this picture we see Harry Styles at the American Music Awards clearly wearing a floral wide pant suit which are primarily worn by women. Harry is also sporting a nice pair of black boot heels at this event. Heels, as we all know are worn by women.

Here is Styles at the BBC Music Awards, once again wearing a wide leg hipster pant which we all know are worn by women. Harry has paired his outfit with another pair of black boot heels once again. Harry is also popping one leg out, a classic female stance to give the illusion of thinner legs.

Here we see the the One Detention member turned around so we can all marvel at his perky behind a clear indicator of attention seeking behavior and we all know "attention seeking" Is a female characteristic.

(Although the other members think that Harry is In fact a male there's reason to suspect Lithium (Grey Suit) has his suspisions about Harry and this photo (above) proves it.)

Here is Harry on the red carpet wearing a heart print blouse with his hands behind his back a clear sign that Harry in fact has no testicles and is not in a position to quickly protect them as his fellow One Distinction members are doing

Here is another picture of Harry sporting a blouse and once again not in a stance of quickly protecting his balls.

More blouses from Harry which we all know blouses are women's clothing.

Here we see Styles arriving at an airport carrying a fashionable HnM handbag and sporting sexy tight jeans to showcase his sexy skinny modelesque pins. Harry has switched it up and paired this combo with some brown suede boot heels.

Here is Harry wearing cheetah print. Now we all know cheetah print is a classic universal slut symbol so Harry is not only telling us that he's a woman, he's also telling us that he's a little on the promiscuous side, and hey! I'm not mad about the One Dictation cutie being a little naughty 😉

So here is my irrefutable proof that Harry Styles is in fact, a woman. Now I'm a big fan of One Dimension and while I'm for female equality I don't think my favourite band should allow a female in it, it's a boy band! but Harry is too cute I guess we can all forgive this one but after the incident with Zoltoyn leaving the band, this is your last chance One D! Peace and love!

What Guys Said 4

I read it just for fun but there is a lot of logic in it but I will give Harry the benefit of the doubt - He apparently has been with a lot of women and broken up with them because of his sexual appetite (again all gossip), hardly the behaviour of someone with something to hide - He may just be extremely metrosexual which I have no problem with.