At the headquarters of the Big
Business Association and Lawn Chicken Croquet League, strange noises are
heard at night. A watchman with nerves of yarn is posted, and he's
regretting it. Suddenly hearing a creepy noise, the watchman looks for the
source. His findings? A large shadowed figure. The brave watchman decides
to retreat. Go figure.

Much later at the palace, Big Al
Dente's chasing Princess Vi through the halls and trying to get her back
to her studies; Vi refuses, claiming she doesn't want to be a figurehead
when she grows up. After a merry chase, they come across Emperor Fred. Vi
tries to get Fred to save her from Al. You ever get the idea that Fred
really wanted to be a "scat singer", as Al puts it? After the Emperor
dances away, Vi explains that what she really wants is a friend to play
with.

Even a spoiled rabbit needs an
education.

Over at the Pizza Cat, Speedy
sneezes into a pineapple pizza and manages to upset Guido and Polly in the
process. He decides to add his favorite toppings (including rhubarb) to
the pizza and have a snack, but Polly quickly discourages that idea. Maybe
it's time to buy some more catnip or something.

Back at the palace, Vi attempts a
difficult math problem. Getting fed up, she laments being a burnout and
asks to be entertained. One of the others at the meeting attempts to
oblige her, but gets carried off by the Joke Police. After a brief pause,
another Councilman brings up the business of the strange goings-on that
frightened away the watchman. Al questions the Big Cheese, who gives off
the rumor of a ghost in the woodwork. Vi decides she wants to meet it,
much to Al's chagrin.

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That night at the Big Business
Association for the Criminally Incompetent, a group of Ninja Crows are
putting something together; Seymour later explains to Jerry the purpose of
the carousel, which is meant to make the city dizzy...and thus more
vulnerable to takeover. Jerry understands, but something's wrong.
Apparently the Ninja Crows have been working all day, and are extremely
tired once their shift ends. The old crow suggests ordering some pizza in
order to cheer them up. Seymour agrees, as long as Jerry pays for
it.

The phone rings at the pizza
parlor, and Francine takes the order from Seymour's advisor: 3 dozen
pizzas. The others briefly discuss the possibility that the noises in the
BBACI building could possibly be another Big Cheese plot, and Speedy
expresses confidence in the SPC's ability to deal with the possible
threat. Shortly afterward, he's launched from the parlor to the tune of
Francine's announcement and the two dogs' comments.

While airborne, Speedy magnifies
his destination. What he sees is proof that rat-fox hybrids shouldn't
crossdress. The scene startles Flight Cerviche and sends it spinning into
the building. Seymour explains that he got Olivia Newton-John's role in
"Grease". Not only is he ugly, he's also terrifying. Anyway, Jerry pays
the bill while Speedy decides to pick up the pizza travel packs later.
However, he's not planning on leaving so soon...

In the midst of searching every
nook and cranny, the pizza delivery cat is startled by Violet. The
princess insists that Speedy be her escort, exclaiming that it's been too
long since she had this much fun. "Let's see how much excitement we can
scare up!" It isn't long, though, before Vi's "great imagination" leads
them right into the path of a giant robotic spider with a beak. Startled,
both princess and Pizza Cat stumble backwards through a door...and
down.

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Speedy lands first, while Vi uses
him as a cushion. Seconds later, they're forced reenact an Indiana Jones
scene as they run from a giant boulder. They don't get very far when they
fall through another hole, this time sliding through a long tunnel (and
the Narrator's commenting on how miserable the scene is the whole time).
After landing in a small room, several large faucets start to flood the
area with water. While Vi ignores the danger in favor of enjoyment, Speedy
opts to punch through what turns out to be a paper-mache wall. "Weird
swimming pool."

Meanwhile, Francine is trying to
pinpoint Speedy's location; next to her, Polly is looking on worriedly.
Guido tries to reassure Polly by saying that Speedy's probably napping
somewhere, but gets whacked with a frying pan for his efforts.

Cut back to Speedy and Vi; the
two of them are running around with different thoughts on their mind
(exasparation and excitement, respectively). After he sarcastically
comments on a comparison to Sean Connery, the cat figures that he's found
out what the spider robot was trying to keep them from: another Big Cheese
plot. And right on time, too; Speedy's energy is running low, forcing him
to switch to auxiliary power. Problem is, he didn't bring the backup power
supply with him.

Headaches are quite common in these
parts.

The machinery around them activates. What appears to be a
giant hammer swings down and connects with Speedy's forehead, but we see
that it's actually no bigger than the glass on his visor. At this point,
the spider 'bot makes his return and easily rolls Speedy around, despite
interference from Violet. However, being pressed against the ground
doesn't prevent Speedy from signalling Francine with the cat bell around
his neck.

At the parlor, Francine receives the signal. As she tries
unsuccessfully to determine Speedy's whereabouts, the others decide that
they should go out to look for him. Cue transformation sequence, and cue
the sarcasm while you're at it! In the meantime, Francine dispatches the
next member of the Rescue Team, Bat Cat: the writers' answer to a heavy
situation. Just as the spider robot knocks Speedy out of the building Bat
Cat swoops in, carries him off, makes poker arrangements, and blasts the
robot away with his propellers.

Polly and Guido check on Speedy's condition, but their
attempt to help him is stopped before it even starts: Guido forgot to
bring Speedy's auxiliary energy pack. Bat Cat volunteers to take Speedy
back to the parlor after the latter cat leaves the care of the princess in
his teammates' hands. Seems like the right time for the pack of Ninja
Crows to show up, huh? The recovered spider robot orders the Crows to
attack. Even without Speedy to help them, though, the other SPC easily
thrash their winged foes.

The beaked spider robot steps in at this point and attacks
with a giant stinger coming out of his back end. After a flurry of strikes
and parries, he gets through the SPC's defenses and knocks them against
the wall. After retracting the stinger and launching his next attack, the
spider decides that Pizza Cats and shaving cream don't mix well. He never
finishes them off, though. Speedy reappears, whacks the robot away, and
Cats Eye Slashes it before the 'bot gets the chance to retaliate. Don't
forget, people: you saw this on "Samurai Pizza Cats".

A short time later, certain members of the Council arrive
to investigate, and they discover what the Ninja Crows were working on.
After being verbally cornered by Al and Violet, the Big Cheese tells them
that he was building an underground amusement park for the princess's
sake. At his quarters, Seymour gets upset to the point of exploding---and
does. The episode finishes with the the SPC standing atop the palace. One
last thing to remember: 'V' stands for 'Victory'!