ok
well that settles that... if Ezophagothomia doesnt submit a pizza roll challenge video of himself trying to beat the current 30 pizza rolls by sunday at 3:20 am (monday morning) ill be banning not just dush but him as well
if he beats bonos challenge someone buys him a lifetime pro

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I like what you were saying before, here's some ideas for rules:
1) EAT as many pizza rolls as you can in a 2 minute time frame
2) One continuous video without any crappy "movie magic" cinematic shenanigans.
3) No dipping, dunking, altering the original food.
4) Partaking in any outside activities beforehand is allowed.
5) If a female participates, you must flash tits.
6) Post your results despite failing
7) If your going to throw up THE VIDEO HAS TO KEEP RUNNING & post in the description a form of +1 team puke.

Would anybody else like to add to these rules for future competitions?
2 years ago
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Competitive eating contests often adhere to an 8, 10, 12 or 15 minute time limit. Most contests are presided over by a master of ceremonies, whose job is to announce the competitors prior to the contest and keep the audience engaged throughout the contest with enthusiastic play-by-play commentary and amusing anecdotes. A countdown from 10 usually takes place at the end of the contest, with all eating coming to an end with the expiration of time.

Many professional contests also employ a series of judges, whose role is to enforce the contest rules and warn eaters about infractions. Judges will also be called upon to count or weigh each competitor's food and certify the results of the contest prior to the winner being announced.
Chipmunking

Many eaters will attempt to put as much food in their mouths as possible during the final seconds of a contest, a practice known by professionals as "chipmunking."[4] If chipmunking is allowed in a contest, eaters are given a reasonable amount of time (typically less than two minutes) to swallow the food or risk a deduction from their final totals.
Dunking

In many contests, except those adhering to "picnic style rules" mentioned previously, eaters are allowed to dunk foods in water or other liquids in order to soften the food and make it easier to chew and swallow. Dunking typically takes place with foods involving a bun or other doughy parts. Professional contests often enforce a limit on the amount of time competitors are allowed to dunk food.
Debris

Competitors are expected to maintain a relatively clean eating surface throughout the contest. Excess debris after the contest may result in a deduction from the eater's final totals.

for someone who runs their mouth a lot about how everyone else sucks and they can do so much better you are really full of all sorts of excuses... so i guess you can make your way to walmart or wherever you can buy the pizza rolls and submit it before you go away on vacation

to admin@muchosucko.com obviously
you can either upload it somewhere... or a link to a dropbox account with it... or whatever
hell.. ill even unban you so you can submit it yourself if you email me saying you are goign to submit it

Many eaters will attempt to put as much food in their mouths as possible during the final seconds of a contest, a practice known by professionals as "chipmunking."[4] If chipmunking is allowed in a contest, eaters are given a reasonable amount of time (typically less than two minutes) to swallow the food or risk a deduction from their final totals.

see, i was thinking, if i redid it (which would require a camera operator/time keeper) i would gobble them in hand-fulls of 11 at a time...as long as i could choke that down in under 40 seconds, it would be a record breaker.

You said last friday that you were going to do it over the weekend. Either way, it's a little hypocritical for you to set 2 day time limits on everyone else who has announced it, yet you take over a week.

we both know that both dush and zeke are winy apathetic blobs, they get all cryish thinking they are 'being tough' by 'making a stand' when in reality it just makes them look like pussy quitters.. especially when they dont get their own way

i guess we could change it to 70 proof if the judges agree... i dont know if people will care that much or what.. i cant imagine drinking a lot of jaeger shots.. well i can.. but i would puke everywhere :p

If you're going to have a "Most Shots in 60" challenge wouldn't the proof have to be predetermined so someone doesn't use weak shit vs someone who used strong shit? Or at the very least have different champions for a few different proof levels?