Friday, October 23, 2015

The Pope came to my door. He said, "Clarence, say, man, you got any papal ballots?' I said, "No, not on me." He said, "It'd be a lot cooler if you did. What with me really enjoying exercising my civil liberties and casting my vote for the next ruler of the Catholic state."

The result:

Whoa. What. Holy crap.

Thank the frickin lord for the ukelele, or this guy would never get laid.

Bad. Ass.

And finally, okay, different instruments, but same thing. My brain melts.

(For TJ mostly) Being up most of the night with the flu, I learned things like "Tremors 5 is on ON DEMAND" and "Hey, somebody thought it would be a good idea to make a Tremors 5."

The Tremors movies may be my favorite campy series ever, due in significant part to the fact it has kept Michael Gross flush with cash for 2 decades. They kind of fell off the tracks with Tremors 4, when they went back to the old West and all of the actors played the ancestors of their original characters. But I'm tempted to drop $2.99 to watch Gross and Jamie Kennedy (perhaps playing a South African?) run from graboids.