Miss Michigan- known to some as Kristen Danyal- denies drinking ANY vodka during the Miss USA after party in Vegas Sunday night, despite a photo of her miming drinking booze straight from very full alcohol bottles. Apparently, Danyal, 27, “doesn’t do that sort of thing.” (Oh, judge-y, judge-y!), but that friends were goading her into drinking, even though she abstained.

“I had friends who came out to watch me and other girls there from previous pageants saying ‘Drink! Drink!’ … They knew I was upset about losing and tried to cheer me up.”

Her solution? Posing for photos where it looks like she was getting hammered. Hmmm…sounds fishy. Why don’t these uptight beauty queens just admit they like to relax every once in a while? Geez!