Thanks for leaving my helmet behind. Now if I fall down walking home, I’ll still be protected.

Sincerely, bike-less girl
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Dear Joke Writers,

Please mind your own business. We should be able the cross the road without being harassed for personal information.

Sincerely, The Chicken
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Dear Corn,

Please leave some room for the rest of us to grow.

Sincerely, All the world’s other domesticated plants
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All these and more can be seen on Dear Blank, Please Blank – a serious time-waster of a web site that Emma showed me. If you’d like to share your own “Dear Blank, Please Blank” that just flashed through your mind, just put it in a comment!