Apparently we are careening dangerously close to the end of Youtube. Soon, POETV will be nothing but kids banging wrestling figures together, idiots complaining on webcam about some reality show, and retarded "viral" ads for some goddamn sports drink.

This always makes me laugh, but it's also kind of understandable. The guy is thanking his childhood hero, and gets overly emotional. If I had been fortunate enough to meet Mr. Rogers, I probably would have freaked out in a pretty similar manner.

Second guy's a freakshow, though - although I can see where Philip Seymore Hoffman would make a pretty decent (albeit fat) Jim Cornette.

Also, wait, why are the anime fags cheering when their favorite dudes get shot? Or is this the anime equivalent of indie rock faggotry, where BUH NARUTO IS SO MAINSTREAM LET'S ALL BOO WHEN HE DIES HAHAHAHA LET'S ALL HAVE A BONDING CIRCLEJERK OVER HOW MUCH AMERICA SUCKS AND JAPAN RULES BUT ONLY THE JAPANESE STUFF THAT DUMB AMERICANS DON'T RUIN BY LIKING.

Dekalb County is so goddamn crooked that a guy who got elected sheriff on a "cleaning up the corruption" campaign was MURDERED IN HIS DRIVEWAY BY DEPUTIES SENT BY THE GUY HE DEFEATED.

Let me reiterate this. The sheriff of Dekalb County paid *county sheriff's deputies* to ASSASSINATE HIS REPLACEMENT, because he didn't want to go down in the inevitable corruption investigation which was going to follow.

He just doesn't give a fuck. He presumably has the mentality of your average pregnant 15 year old Maury guest - MAN WHATEVER THOSE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ME THEY DON'T KNOW HOW I DO I WORK HARD MOTHERFUCKER THEY DON'T KNOW ME. WHAT-EVVVVVVER, BITCH.

IN MY DAY WE HAD OUR FLAME WARS ON USENET! TEXT ONLY AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!

seriously, that shit was like the goddamn wild west days of the internet. everything now is all flashy and high tech and CSI. Anonymous takes off their Guy Fawkes mask and the camera goes YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!