A master illusionist performs to a crowds of two dozen people, at most. His act first off with generic parlour tricks and ends with is performing an act of torture on a female volunteer from the audience. This is not good movie. I wanted to like it because I am a fan of Herschell Gordon Lewis, the aptly nicknamed the Godfather of Gore. Crude special effects and cutaways of bloody meat are sewn together to try and make an interesting story.
The film is very repetitive. There's a stage … [Read more...]

A young couple decides to move to the woods because that's what people do when they want to "find themselves". After being in seclusion for a while, they discover that a famous reclusive Banksy-like artist lives near them. He is known for creating creepy scarecrow/talisman type sculptures which have always been shrouded with mythos and mystery.
Soon strange things are afoot almost as though they had moved to a Circle K (kudos to those whom get the reference).
Reality and dream worlds collide … [Read more...]

This is the strangest episode of River Monsters I have ever seen. Flying piranhas, really? If this movie wasn't based on a true story, I'd be calling bullshit. This film is so bad, I almost walked out of the screening... in my own house. … [Read more...]

Various people go into the woods and they are killed at various times in various different ways by a feral woodsman. That's it, that's the movie. I can't even give it points for campy fun. It's just terrible top to bottom. It quite possibly could be the longest 82 minutes of my life. … [Read more...]