In the back seat heading home from the spoiling wonderland of Grandma B's house, three-headed Dai-keag-ity was crying so loudly that for just an instant the mother mourned for the days of her virginity.

When the guard with the twisted sense of humor promised that for a price he would smuggle the inmate's wife into the prison, the husband didn't figure on her arriving stuffed inside three separate laundry bags.