BREAKING: Professor Snape is ALIVE and We Have the Photos to Prove It!

You'll never believe what his day job is...

Every Potterhead was devastated beyond belief when Severus Snape was killed by Voldemort in the last book right before we discovered that all that time we thought he was an evil undercover deatheater, he was actually helping Dumbledore protect Harry and defeat the Dark Lord. *SOB*

Well, you can stop your ugly crying, because it turns out Snape is actually alive and well and living out his post-Hogwarts days in New York. And now that he's retired from teaching wizardry, you won't believe what his day job is! He works at LaGuardia Airport for American Airlines, manning the flight gates for mere muggles! No seriously. We even have photographic evidence!

Okay, so, it's actually a Snape impersonator named David Dolci. And even though he's not actually Professor Snape, it's still pretty awesome that he's keeping him alive in such an awesome way — and that American Airlines is playing along!

Check out this hilarious tweet they shared last week:

We have to say, the resemblance is really scary.

WB; Twitter/AmericanAirlines

Looks like Dolci got his hands on some pretty potent polyjuice potion!