Top 10 Life Lessons Learned From Mario Games

411mania: Often, in a new relationship we try to be perfect as can be. We hold doors, hold in our farts, pretend we really want to see the notebook, and all that stuff. Then, it's expected of us, and we have to act that way ALL THE TIME.

Maybe, if Mario didn't bother saving Peach that first time, she wouldn't expect him to run to her rescue again and again (if she lived through the ordeal). You know what? I bet she pays Bowser to kidnap her. Freaking drama queen.