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Well now, look at that - a new feature article has been added to the site after an extremely long time. Sorry about that, it's probably going to continue as long as Metroid news remains so slim and a lot of us are rather uninspired about being Metroid fans. Stay strong folks, stay strong.

Fortunately we have things like the new Zero Suit Samus Figma released, the upcoming Varia Suit First for Figures statue, and eventually the Metroid Prime 3 Figma...who the hell knows when that'll come out? In regards to Metroid merch, it only took like 20 years but Nintendo realized there's a demand for it. But in the end, we the fans want a new game. So much so that we'll grasp at straws like connecting Retro's BBQ Twitter pics with a Prime sequel. (Don't say I didn't warn ya!)