OK GUYS AND GIRLS HERE GOES...LOL A MAN FRIEND OF MINE THINKS MASTRBAISHUUUNNNN IS A SIN AGAINST GOD;S WILL ,I TALKED TO HIM BUT I GUESS ONE OF US IS WARPED NOT ME OF COURSE LOL SHED SOME LITE ON THIS ,PRO AND CON I REALIZE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SOME THINGS ,BUT WE ARE AMONG FRIENDS THIS PERSON IS MISERABLE WITH HIS GUILT...WE ARE JUST FRIENDS BY THE WAY,SO I CAN TELL HIM WHATEVER I WANT...NOT LIKE A BOYFRIEND WHO YAKS BACK SORRY BOYS HAD TO SLING THAT ONE AT YA TO KEEP YA ALIVE LOL

OK GUYS AND GIRLS HERE GOES...LOL A MAN FRIEND OF MINE THINKS MASTRBAISHUUUNNNN IS A SIN AGAINST GOD;S WILL ,I TALKED TO HIM BUT I GUESS ONE OF US IS WARPED NOT ME OF COURSE LOL SHED SOME LITE ON THIS ,PRO AND CON I REALIZE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SOME THINGS ,BUT WE ARE AMONG FRIENDS THIS PERSON IS MISERABLE WITH HIS GUILT...WE ARE JUST FRIENDS BY THE WAY,SO I CAN TELL HIM WHATEVER I WANT...NOT LIKE A BOYFRIEND WHO YAKS BACK SORRY BOYS HAD TO SLING THAT ONE AT YA TO KEEP YA ALIVE LOL

Better to "Toss the Monkey" and go to sleep than Toss all night worrying and struggling with it.
I really need to get my handjob perfected. So form an orderly cue and blame me.
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longbeard52 write:
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Better to "Toss the Monkey" and go to sleep than Toss all night worrying and struggling with it. I really need to get my handjob perfected. So form an orderly cue and blame me.

The church has always been more obsessed with sex than anything else like justice and war and cruelty and rights.
A typical things is that in the 12 century some baron/king killed 20,000 people, including rape and tortues or women and children. he finsihed his little war and asked the pope for pardon. He got it. Common adultery by the commoner people was never excused. A peasant girl who had a pleasant love affir with a young priest and had mutually benficient and enjoyable sex was both tortured and executed. (Unless you were abusing small altar boys)
A person who shouted at his parents was executed.
The history of the church is filled with absolute crap.
Masturbate and be damned. Better than trying to live with this load of bollocks. My experience of sexual offenders including child offenders is that they all suffer some repression over sexuality. And that womean are full of vile filth. Don't know where they might have got that idea?
Junie
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PADDYWADDY write:
OH MY MY JUNIE LOFLMAO

Re: PADDYWADDY write: OH MY MY JUNIE LOFLMAO
The church has always been more obsessed with sex than anything else like justice and war and cruelty and rights. A typical things is that in the 12 century some baron/king killed 20,000 people, including rape and tortues or women and children. he finsihed his little war and asked the pope for pardon. He got it. Common adultery by the commoner people was never excused. A peasant girl who had a pleasant love affir with a young priest and had mutually benficient and enjoyable sex was both tortured and executed. (Unless you were abusing small altar boys) A person who shouted at his parents was executed. The history of the church is filled with absolute crap. Masturbate and be damned. Better than trying to live with this load of bollocks. My experience of sexual offenders including child offenders is that they all suffer some repression over sexuality. And that womean are full of vile filth. Don't know where they might have got that idea? Junie

Re:Why should people "admit" to it? It is not just a cut and dry subject. Makes it sound like: "Hi, My name is...""... I'm a masturbator" "My last masturbation was..." Why not recognize masturbating for what it really is all about. It is one's own personal inner and outer body experience.If done by one's self,or shared with a lover,it is also a beautiful and erotic act and experience. There are many benifits to pleasuring one's self. For one example,it relieves many forms of stress, kinda like a self induced drug in it's own right. In this day and age,more and more people are... in touch... with themselves. The church and the Higher Power are not,per say,intimidating factors anymore. My feelings about the subject: Uncoil yourself,don't be so personally up-tight,relax,enjoy. If it makes ya feel good, Just do it.
hossv8 write:
If more people admit they masturbated, there might be more honesty and satisfaction in this world.....Stats show, that an overwhelming number of people have for one...whether it be with a toy, lying in the bathtub doing the waterfall thing on the female genitalia, or whatever. Most religion is based on guilt denial and mind control and assumes people cant control themselves, which is probably right. In this world, there are several sides to everything....pick what works for you...you're on a separate journey thru life than the next guy...if your journey is "no fun because someone else says thats how they want you to live your life by their beliefs", then thats your program...the rest of us are "wankers" and thats the program we're on. I grew up catholic and was guilt laden. Took me years to get over that. Then I learned how to put my own church together and saw that it was contrived...I believe in church for many, but I dont need it but aappreciate the ministries some do. I try to live by the golden rule..do unto others etc...and that is hard. Even harder is unconditional love...and non-judgementalness...try to be friends with clergy and prostitutes alike, the wealthy and the homeless and not being judgemental...thats my church...and I've got a long long way to go...So before you can love someone else, find a way to love yourself...and not inflict the pain of denial and your chosen sacrifice on the next guy...you can change your beliefs, and even your values....completely your choice...it depends on your belief of the afterlife. Start there, and work backwards...it can be very eye-opening. Look into books like sacred contracts and conversations with god see what you think...if you dare....discuss these things with your clergy...it may deepen your beliefs or reshape your life rather than make church services so rote...

Re:Why should people "admit" to it? It is not just a cut and dry subject. Makes it sound like: "Hi, My name is...""... I'm a masturbator" "My last masturbation was..." Why not recognize masturbating for what it really is all about. It is one's own personal inner and outer body experience.If done by one's self,or shared with a lover,it is also a beautiful and erotic act and experience. There are many benifits to pleasuring one's self. For one example,it relieves many forms of stress, kinda like a self induced drug in it's own right. In this day and age,more and more people are... in touch... with themselves. The church and the Higher Power are not,per say,intimidating factors anymore. My feelings about the subject: Uncoil yourself,don't be so personally up-tight,relax,enjoy. If it makes ya feel good, Just do it. hossv8 write: If more people admit they masturbated, there might be more honesty and satisfaction in this world.....Stats show, that an overwhelming number of people have for one...whether it be with a toy, lying in the bathtub doing the waterfall thing on the female genitalia, or whatever. Most religion is based on guilt denial and mind control and assumes people cant control themselves, which is probably right. In this world, there are several sides to everything....pick what works for you...you're on a separate journey thru life than the next guy...if your journey is "no fun because someone else says thats how they want you to live your life by their beliefs", then thats your program...the rest of us are "wankers" and thats the program we're on. I grew up catholic and was guilt laden. Took me years to get over that. Then I learned how to put my own church together and saw that it was contrived...I believe in church for many, but I dont need it but aappreciate the ministries some do. I try to live by the golden rule..do unto others etc...and that is hard. Even harder is unconditional love...and non-judgementalness...try to be friends with clergy and prostitutes alike, the wealthy and the homeless and not being judgemental...thats my church...and I've got a long long way to go...So before you can love someone else, find a way to love yourself...and not inflict the pain of denial and your chosen sacrifice on the next guy...you can change your beliefs, and even your values....completely your choice...it depends on your belief of the afterlife. Start there, and work backwards...it can be very eye-opening. Look into books like sacred contracts and conversations with god see what you think...if you dare....discuss these things with your clergy...it may deepen your beliefs or reshape your life rather than make church services so rote...

Well HDSW just goes to show the historical evidence to where these stupid people's stupidity leads them.
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HDsweetcheeks write:
OMG Junie!! Im sitting here with my legs crossed and a pain full look on my face!! Thanxs for the picture in my mind!! OUCH!!
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Junie2006 write:
Of course anyone who has done history of sex and religion knows that certain spikey devices were created and worn round the pnnies at night to stop erections. I don't think they stopped them and many a young man found himself impaled on several inward curved spikes and barbs.
And I found this well known cure. THANK GOD for modern intelligence and the sexual revolution, that replaced this nonsense.
"A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision...The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind...In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. " -- Dr. John Harvey Kellogg
Pleasant dreams fellas. snip snip.
junie

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: OMG Junie!! Im sitting here with my legs crossed and a pain full look on my face!! Thanxs for the picture in my mind!! OUCH!! Re: Junie2006 write: Of course anyone who has done history of sex and religion knows that certain spikey devices were created and worn round the pnnies at night to stop erections. I don't think they stopped them and many a young man found himself impaled on several inward curved spikes and barbs. And I found this well known cure. THANK GOD for modern intelligence and the sexual revolution, that replaced this nonsense. "A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision...The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind...In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. " -- Dr. John Harvey Kellogg Pleasant dreams fellas. snip snip. junie
Well HDSW just goes to show the historical evidence to where these stupid people's stupidity leads them.

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motorpsych0bich write:
Why do they call it "spanking the monkey"... they are the cutest things ive ever seen, look at their lil faces... spank me damnit, and leave the primates alone! :)
I agree, but if one must spank the monkey,,,,make it a group setting.

Re: motorpsych0bich write: Why do they call it "spanking the monkey"... they are the cutest things ive ever seen, look at their lil faces... spank me damnit, and leave the primates alone! :)
I agree, but if one must spank the monkey,,,,make it a group setting.

OMG Junie!! Im sitting here with my legs crossed and a pain full look on my face!! Thanxs for the picture in my mind!! OUCH!!
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Junie2006 write:
Of course anyone who has done history of sex and religion knows that certain spikey devices were created and worn round the pnnies at night to stop erections. I don't think they stopped them and many a young man found himself impaled on several inward curved spikes and barbs.
And I found this well known cure. THANK GOD for modern intelligence and the sexual revolution, that replaced this nonsense.
"A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision...The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind...In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. " -- Dr. John Harvey Kellogg
Pleasant dreams fellas. snip snip.
junie

Re: Junie2006 write: Of course anyone who has done history of sex and religion knows that certain spikey devices were created and worn round the pnnies at night to stop erections. I don't think they stopped them and many a young man found himself impaled on several inward curved spikes and barbs. And I found this well known cure. THANK GOD for modern intelligence and the sexual revolution, that replaced this nonsense. "A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision...The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind...In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. " -- Dr. John Harvey Kellogg Pleasant dreams fellas. snip snip. junie
OMG Junie!! Im sitting here with my legs crossed and a pain full look on my face!! Thanxs for the picture in my mind!! OUCH!!

The thing with going out with bikers and manual workers is that they all have rough calloused hands. So although i dream of being brought to fulfillment with his hands and fingers. Its usually OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
I think I'll design a product called "jelly fingers" a silicone resin which you can spray over your lover's rough and calloused hands which gives a coating of silken jelly. Then you can have your handjob. Then it easily peels off or washes off.
I need to get my handjob perfected. Any volunteers?
junie

The thing with going out with bikers and manual workers is that they all have rough calloused hands. So although i dream of being brought to fulfillment with his hands and fingers. Its usually OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! I think I'll design a product called "jelly fingers" a silicone resin which you can spray over your lover's rough and calloused hands which gives a coating of silken jelly. Then you can have your handjob. Then it easily peels off or washes off. I need to get my handjob perfected. Any volunteers? junie