Atheismisms

Now that I'm an atheist, I need some new vocabulary. "Oh my God!", "Good Lord!", Jesus Christ!", and "God damn it" all have to go. What can I replace these God-isms with except for Atheism-isms - but which ones? What else to say instead? There ought to be a hand-book or something... let's make one. And let's have fun (I hope) doing it.

Yes, there really is no reason to change the expletives you use. Language is a construct of human invention and as such words are only symbols for certain meanings. When you say "oh my god" you aren't explicitly saying you believe in god, but that you were surprised. Therefore "oh my god" is completely okay for an atheist to say because it contains no magic powers that suddenly make you a theist.

Hmmmm, I'm fond of saying " Holy Hell!" does that count? or "For Fucks sakes" maybe... "Oh your God" The ol' Charlie Brown fallback of " Good Grief" is a bit bland.... No, don't think I could do without "God Dammit" really, that one is just fun... " God Fuckit" kinda rolls but not exactly what you were looking for I guess and just Dammit is usable but then I couldn't Blasphemy at all... God dammit.