Bristol crocodile to star in its own musical

A preview of how the poster for the musical might.

The Groan can exclusively reveal that the Bristol Crocodile is to star in a star-studded musical about its life.

The musical, which will star Paul Hogan as George Ferguson and Pete Burns as the crocodile, will tell the heart-warming story of how the crocodile single-handedly saved a moribund local news website by breaking up depressing flood alerts with stories based on mildly amusing Twitter updates.