"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened. He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

We've all been there Well maybe not quite "there", but..!

With the drug ATMTWherever one, I would have waited till they had started snogging for maximum comedy value.

So some company in Germany decided to release a jigsaw puzzle with the Dachau concentration camp ovens pictured on it.
(0_o)

But then the good folks at standaard.be seemed to keen to report this news but had no illustration.
Not a problem, do a google image search for "puzzle" take a random stock picture of a (very colourful) puzzle and then have an intern who hasn't quite completed his Photoshop 101 course to stick the (mostly Shades of brown) picture on the box.
(o_0)