It's that coveted day of the year -- when boys and girls become men and women, chefs become better chefs, and all of the media will immediately start debating who deserved a James Beard nomination and who didn't. Get excited!

Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.

This Tuesday, the final four cooks on ABC’sThe Taste will duke it out over three courses (all served in single spoon bites, of course) to take home fame, fortune, a car, a cheesy trophy, and probably some other stuff.

It’s down to Gregg and Sarah from Team Ludo, Khristianne from Team Malarkey, and Diane from Team Bourdain to impress guest judge Jose Andres for the title. (Get it? Because he’s responsible for bringing small plates to America? Who better to judge tiny, awkward, fully composed spoons of food? No one.)

Check out not one but FOUR sneak peeks from the finale below, including Greggggg pompously showing off at yoga to demonstrate how he clears his mind. (Just because your man-muscles get you into a headstand doesn’t mean your form isn’t trash. Just saying.)