2. The Flour Challenge

3. The Gallon Challenge

OBJECTIVE: Drink an entire gallon of milk in one hour without vomiting.

WHY IT’S A BAD IDEA: Devilish because it sounds so EASY and then halfway through you start to realize that the average human stomach holds maybe half a gallon, max, and then you start to feel deep, worrying pain, and then you barf all over everything.

Of course, if you’ve put in the work to build up a superhuman, Kobayashi-style stomach capacity you’ll be just fine.

5. The Banana + Sprite Challenge

OBJECTIVE: Eat two bananas and drink a liter of Sprite without vomiting.

WHY IT’S A BAD IDEA: Supposedly this is hard because a Mysterious Chemical Reaction between the bananas and the Sprite (akin to Mentos/Coke) creates an irresistible urge to blow chunks, but in reality it’s probably just your tiny human stomach and its puny ol’ capacity.

6. The Peeps Challenge

WHY IT’S A BAD IDEA: No no, really, if repeatedly prying your jaws apart once they’ve been glued together with an agglomerated mass of marshmallow goo and crunchy neon sugar sounds like your idea of a good time, by all means proceed.

7. Chubby Bunny

OBJECTIVE: Stuff as many marshmallows as possible into your mouth, without swallowing, while repeating the phrase “chubby bunny” (acceptable variant: “fluffy bunny”).

WHY IT’S A BAD IDEA: Sort of like the Peeps Challenge except so, so much worse because the marshmallows never go away, plus the added humiliation of Hodor-esque word repetition, plus the fact that it only ends when you give up for fear of drowning in your own saliva. Plus the fact that A CHILD DIED DOING THIS.

9. The Ghost Pepper Challenge

OBJECTIVE: Chew and swallow an entire ghost pepper (aka naga or bhut jolokia chili), generally referred to as the world’s hottest pepper. Or three of them. Ideally without vomiting, sobbing, or otherwise embarrassing yourself in a public arena.

WHY IT’S A BAD IDEA: No reason, really, except the distinct feeling of your entire body being consumed by hellfire.