****ing wankers, not mentioning me, well I wouldn't invite any of you ***** any way I'd be too worried about being buggered if I happened to drop a dessert spoon.

I want my meals to be served on silver platters with a faint indentation of a union jack, that is so old it doesn't include Wales, punctuated by hatred and bigotry (that's just my dad, he's 82 ya know), but with the gleeful happiness that we won't have to meet any ****ers with a remotely new or modern idea in life. A happiness we will hide under hirsute expressions, which no-one can make head-nor-tail of. Stupid bar-staff, will be sneered at with haircuts we thought had disappeared when clare grogan was sexy, bah humbug.

"Still waiting for bole trekking Marayyye". Keep Kumar up in the third umpires box please,its hilarious. Him almost screwing up a DRS referral a definite highlight.

Originally Posted by Burgey

Ashwin is like one of those paintings whose eye always follows you around the room. He'd be hell in a court room. The judge and the witness would always think he's lookong at both of them at the same time.