It's an interesting idea for a crack fic, but I'm afraid that I just couldn't continue with it. I find it very distracting for an author to continually insert their own views into the story (eg, "don't ask me to explain any further you perverts").

I'm sure there are plenty of people that aren't as bothered by that and will enjoy what seems to be a fun romp for Harry.

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