Is he the control to help you gauge the progress of the actual participants?

I do feel vaguely uncomfortable judging a man by his ability to produce facial hair. But, erm, good job chaps. I do realize that's not what we're supposed to be doing, but these 'check out the hair on this!' threads are bizarre.

Was on the tube yesterday and saw a group of girls all giggly on a night out, wearing fake moustaches, presumably for Movember. Only a couple had forgotten their fakes and just drawn beards and moustaches on with marker pen... what time this morning do you think it was when they realised that was a very bad idea indeed?