Michael encourages Maeby to always tell the truth, then lies to the police about Kitty; Lindsay gets a job at a department store; Tobias gets a job as a security guard; Buster finally gets a chance to play soccer. Henry Winkler guest stars.

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The family heads for the hospital when George Sr. has a heart attack, only to discover he is en route to Mexico with Kitty; a book Tobias wrote becomes a best seller; Buster and Annyong compete for women.