When the pop music coalescence of carbon molecules known as Madonna joined Instagram earlier this month, there was much rejoicing. Finally, we, the pop culture gobbling proletariat, would have access to Madge's most intimate post-lip balm application shots. Racy stuff. It was all going so well until Instagram's censors descended on her like so many howling, wingéd Wizard of Oz monkeys with the following message that serves as a sobering reminder that celebrities can receive banal notices from social media sites, too. The Internet is the great equalizer!

And what exactly precipitated this passive-aggressive email from Instagram's Thought Police? Madonna posted some pictures of her semi-nude butt, and two Frida Kahlo photos that she may or may not own. She also misspelled "Kahlo" because spelling is for plebs. [Instagram, Business Insider]

Madonna's Oscar party may have one less guest: Sofia Vergara has cancelled all her Oscar plans due to a mysterious hospital visit. [Daily Mail]

Eep! Lindsay Lohan's former assistant Gavin Doyle has been issued a subpoena and will testify during Lindz's trial for a probation violation. [E!]

Meanwhile, Twilight alumnus Bronson Pelletier received two years' summary probation for believing that he really was a werewolf and spraying his scent in public. [Today]

Otis ‘Damon' Harris, a member of The Temptations, has died at 62 after a prolonged battle with prostate cancer. [Baltimore Sun]

Speaking of sad happenings, Jessica Chastain's estranged father Michael Monasterio died earlier this month. A memorial (which the Oscar-nominated actress had no plans to attend) was held on Saturday. [NYDN]

Rihanna's campaign to troll the media over her relationship with Chris Brown continues apace with this inflammatory snippet: "Chris isn't the monster everyone thinks he is. He has a fantastic heart." [Mirror]