PUZZLER:
When this female TV host got wind of the results of the latest ratings of her show while she was abroad recently, which showed that the rival show on another network topped hers by two points, the mole said, she was beside herself with fury. The mole said she burned the lines reprimanding everyone connected with the program she is headlining. Dissatisfied with it, the mole said, the TV host even called for an emergency meeting (abroad, too and paid for by the network) to discuss strategies to ensure that the ‘disastrous event” will not happen again. The mole said the following week, the TV host’s show scored higher in ratings again and it made her happy.

Hint:
It is an unwritten rule in the network, according to the mole, that programs of the rival network may top rival shows in this network, but not the show of this female TV host. Heads will literally roll, the mole added.

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To all the televiewers of the daily morning show “Morning Girls with Kris and Korina,” “Game Ka Na Ba?” and “The Buzz,” don’t be surprised if you see a “heavier” upper part of Kris Aquino’s body from now on.

Our very reliable mole has tipped us that Kris has finally mustered enough courage to have her breasts augmented last Sunday night at the clinic of esteemed dermatologist Dr. Vicky Belo. She’s now going to sport a size 36 bust measurement.

Well, this bit of news was just waiting to happen. Kris has been announcing this plan on her TV shows anyway. If we know her, Kris will waste no time in confirming this development the moment she goes on air with her brand new breasts.

This pair of “assets” would go well with her uniform bare back get-ups every single Sunday on “The Buzz.”

We’re just a little bit wary of how far Kris would go “daring” on TV now that she’s “equipped” well enough, thanks to Dr. Vicky.