The Intellectual Sexiness Test

Total Dud

When it comes to intellectual sexiness, you are as unimaginative, uninformed, and uncaring as a person can get. If you're lucky enough to be well-endowed physically, you might have a few short-term encounters, but eventually people are going to get bored of you and drop you like a bag of sand.
I recommend reading for starters. Read erotic fiction and lots of it. Bone up on your vocabulary, and for heaven's sake, talk to your lovers! It's not all about blowing off a load.

All possible test results

When it comes to intellectual sexiness, you are as unimaginative, uninformed, and uncaring as a person can get. If you're lucky enough to be well-endowed physically, you might have a few short-term en... Read more

There is some hope for you. You didn't bomb completely. You did score very poorly though. The odds are you're bitter and angry about sex, avoiding it altogether. You probably had a conservative religi... Read more

Sure you're not a total dud, but you could use a lot of sizzle in your sexual intellect. As it is your lovers probably feel like they're dragging you like a dead weight through all the places they wan... Read more

You're adequate when it comes the sexual intellect. You're more liberated than most, but you're also less liberated than most. You're a long way from the top, and in this day and age of sexual freedom... Read more

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure ... Read more

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that ... Read more