Holy fark, that article makes no sense, where in fark did that writer get a degree?

I actually have a pain in my head after trying to make sense of the gibberish.

To wit:

"Minutes before 4 p.m., shots were fired into a group of approximately 20 people that were gathered near the memorial site of yesterday's homicide scene," said Casey DeBlasio, a spokeswoman for the county prosecutor's office. "At this point, the number and extent of the injuries are under investigation."Police are investigating whether yesterday's shootings are related to today's incident, she said."They're investigating all avenues," DeBlasio said.

Charles White, 43, was shot in the head and pronounced dead just before 10 a.m. yesterday following a shooting at 919 Martin Luther King Blvd., DeBlasio said.Several others were injured, including a 30-year-old Ewing man shot in the heart, lung and lower extremities who remains in critical condition at Capital Health Regional Medical Center in Trenton as of late this afternoon, DeBlasio said.Police were called out to the establishment just before 5 a.m. and found four people shot, First Assistant Prosecutor Angelo Onofri said. All of the gunfire occurred inside the building, and no arrests have been made, DeBlasio said.

5 AM, 10 AM, 4 PM, yesterday, and today. Er, when the fark did each of the shootings happen?

The, a few paragraphs later:

A 23-year-old city woman who was shot in the right shoulder and a 30-year-old Trenton man who was shot in the ankle are in stable condition at the hospital, DeBlasio said.A 28-year-old city woman was severely burned by grease from a deep fryer she bumped into while attempting to escape the building and was taken to St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, Onofri said.A 26-year-old city woman also suffered minor burns on her legs from the grease, Onofri said.

i used to live right by columbus park off of hamilton avenue. after 10 the tall tee quotient got too high so you'd have to go inside. instead of crickets you'd hear chirp phones at night. there were a decent number of altercations in and around that sketchy ass park.

To be fair Most "Martin Luther King Boulevards" are not located in the nicest parts of cities. It's not like criminals find it's more fun to commit crimes on MLK Blvd.

Actually because of the stigma of things happening on streets named after him, cities should either put his name on streets more centrally located in better areas of just remove his name from these rough areas.

tripleseven:Holy fark, that article makes no sense, where in fark did that writer get a degree?

I actually have a pain in my head after trying to make sense of the gibberish.

To wit:

"Minutes before 4 p.m., shots were fired into a group of approximately 20 people that were gathered near the memorial site of yesterday's homicide scene," said Casey DeBlasio, a spokeswoman for the county prosecutor's office. "At this point, the number and extent of the injuries are under investigation."Police are investigating whether yesterday's shootings are related to today's incident, she said."They're investigating all avenues," DeBlasio said.

Charles White, 43, was shot in the head and pronounced dead just before 10 a.m. yesterday following a shooting at 919 Martin Luther King Blvd., DeBlasio said.Several others were injured, including a 30-year-old Ewing man shot in the heart, lung and lower extremities who remains in critical condition at Capital Health Regional Medical Center in Trenton as of late this afternoon, DeBlasio said.Police were called out to the establishment just before 5 a.m. and found four people shot, First Assistant Prosecutor Angelo Onofri said. All of the gunfire occurred inside the building, and no arrests have been made, DeBlasio said.

5 AM, 10 AM, 4 PM, yesterday, and today. Er, when the fark did each of the shootings happen?

The, a few paragraphs later:

A 23-year-old city woman who was shot in the right shoulder and a 30-year-old Trenton man who was shot in the ankle are in stable condition at the hospital, DeBlasio said.A 28-year-old city woman was severely burned by grease from a deep fryer she bumped into while attempting to escape the building and was taken to St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, Onofri said.A 26-year-old city woman also suffered minor burns on her legs from the grease, Onofri said.

meow said the dog:tripleseven: Holy fark, that article makes no sense, where in fark did that writer get a degree?

I actually have a pain in my head after trying to make sense of the gibberish.

To wit:

"Minutes before 4 p.m., shots were fired into a group of approximately 20 people that were gathered near the memorial site of yesterday's homicide scene," said Casey DeBlasio, a spokeswoman for the county prosecutor's office. "At this point, the number and extent of the injuries are under investigation."Police are investigating whether yesterday's shootings are related to today's incident, she said."They're investigating all avenues," DeBlasio said.

Charles White, 43, was shot in the head and pronounced dead just before 10 a.m. yesterday following a shooting at 919 Martin Luther King Blvd., DeBlasio said.Several others were injured, including a 30-year-old Ewing man shot in the heart, lung and lower extremities who remains in critical condition at Capital Health Regional Medical Center in Trenton as of late this afternoon, DeBlasio said.Police were called out to the establishment just before 5 a.m. and found four people shot, First Assistant Prosecutor Angelo Onofri said. All of the gunfire occurred inside the building, and no arrests have been made, DeBlasio said.

5 AM, 10 AM, 4 PM, yesterday, and today. Er, when the fark did each of the shootings happen?

The, a few paragraphs later:

A 23-year-old city woman who was shot in the right shoulder and a 30-year-old Trenton man who was shot in the ankle are in stable condition at the hospital, DeBlasio said.A 28-year-old city woman was severely burned by grease from a deep fryer she bumped into while attempting to escape the building and was taken to St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, Onofri said.A 26-year-old city woman also suffered minor burns on her legs from the grease, Onofri said.

skinink:To be fair Most "Martin Luther King Boulevards" are not located in the nicest parts of cities. It's not like criminals find it's more fun to commit crimes on MLK Blvd.

Actually because of the stigma of things happening on streets named after him, cities should either put his name on streets more centrally located in better areas of just remove his name from these rough areas.

I'll take my chances on MLK boulevard anyday of the week over Malcolm X road

Bslim:Sad as it may it seem, the loss of these folks made the world a less terrible place. Nothing of value was lost.

Doesn't sound to me like this was just a bar fight gotten out of hand. Some kind of a war going on, sounds like.Some innocents might have gotten hit in the crossfire, but it's a good bet that the people who were shooting and the people who were being intentionally shot at were probably not nice folks.

tripleseven:Holy fark, that article makes no sense, where in fark did that writer get a degree?

I actually have a pain in my head after trying to make sense of the gibberish.

To wit:

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5 AM, 10 AM, 4 PM, yesterday, and today. Er, when the fark did each of the shootings happen?

The, a few paragraphs later:

A 23-year-old city woman who was shot in the right shoulder and a 30-year-old Trenton man who was shot in the ankle are in stable condition at the hospital, DeBlasio said.A 28-year-old city woman was severely burned by grease from a deep fryer she bumped into while attempting to escape the building and was taken to St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, Onofri said.A 26-year-old city woman also suffered minor burns on her legs from the grease, Onofri said.

Great, during which shooting you farking moron?

Jesus Chriist, people get paid for that?

How much did you pay to read that article? Your like the guy who goes to McDonalds and is outraged that the hamburgers aren't angus beef.

tripleseven:Holy fark, that article makes no sense, where in fark did that writer get a degree?

I actually have a pain in my head after trying to make sense of the gibberish.

To wit:

"Minutes before 4 p.m., shots were fired into a group of approximately 20 people that were gathered near the memorial site of yesterday's homicide scene," said Casey DeBlasio, a spokeswoman for the county prosecutor's office. "At this point, the number and extent of the injuries are under investigation."Police are investigating whether yesterday's shootings are related to today's incident, she said."They're investigating all avenues," DeBlasio said.

Charles White, 43, was shot in the head and pronounced dead just before 10 a.m. yesterday following a shooting at 919 Martin Luther King Blvd., DeBlasio said.Several others were injured, including a 30-year-old Ewing man shot in the heart, lung and lower extremities who remains in critical condition at Capital Health Regional Medical Center in Trenton as of late this afternoon, DeBlasio said.Police were called out to the establishment just before 5 a.m. and found four people shot, First Assistant Prosecutor Angelo Onofri said. All of the gunfire occurred inside the building, and no arrests have been made, DeBlasio said.

5 AM, 10 AM, 4 PM, yesterday, and today. Er, when the fark did each of the shootings happen?

The, a few paragraphs later:

A 23-year-old city woman who was shot in the right shoulder and a 30-year-old Trenton man who was shot in the ankle are in stable condition at the hospital, DeBlasio said.A 28-year-old city woman was severely burned by grease from a deep fryer she bumped into while attempting to escape the building and was taken to St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, Onofri said.A 26-year-old city woman also suffered minor burns on her legs from the grease, Onofri said.

Great, during which shooting you farking moron?

Jesus Chriist, people get paid for that?

Well, I am glad nobody is paying you for reading comprehension.

Shooting at 5am yesterday, one victim was pronounced dead at 10am, shooting at 4pm today.

dywed88:tripleseven: Holy fark, that article makes no sense, where in fark did that writer get a degree?

I actually have a pain in my head after trying to make sense of the gibberish.

To wit:

"Minutes before 4 p.m., shots were fired into a group of approximately 20 people that were gathered near the memorial site of yesterday's homicide scene," said Casey DeBlasio, a spokeswoman for the county prosecutor's office. "At this point, the number and extent of the injuries are under investigation."Police are investigating whether yesterday's shootings are related to today's incident, she said."They're investigating all avenues," DeBlasio said.

Charles White, 43, was shot in the head and pronounced dead just before 10 a.m. yesterday following a shooting at 919 Martin Luther King Blvd., DeBlasio said.Several others were injured, including a 30-year-old Ewing man shot in the heart, lung and lower extremities who remains in critical condition at Capital Health Regional Medical Center in Trenton as of late this afternoon, DeBlasio said.Police were called out to the establishment just before 5 a.m. and found four people shot, First Assistant Prosecutor Angelo Onofri said. All of the gunfire occurred inside the building, and no arrests have been made, DeBlasio said.

5 AM, 10 AM, 4 PM, yesterday, and today. Er, when the fark did each of the shootings happen?

The, a few paragraphs later:

A 23-year-old city woman who was shot in the right shoulder and a 30-year-old Trenton man who was shot in the ankle are in stable condition at the hospital, DeBlasio said.A 28-year-old city woman was severely burned by grease from a deep fryer she bumped into while attempting to escape the building and was taken to St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, Onofri said.A 26-year-old city woman also suffered minor burns on her legs from the grease, Onofri said.

Great, during which shooting you farking moron?

Jesus Chriist, people get paid for that?

Well, I am glad nobody is paying you for reading comprehension.

Shooting at 5am yesterday, one victim was pronounced dead at 10am, shooting at 4pm today.

Yes... was able to decipher. However, the article is still poorly written.