VEGANS IN MUMBAI are licking their fingers every night because of healthy meat that vegetarians and non-vegetarians don’t yet know about – Chaap Ki Chaap has its first stall in Four/Seven Bungalows, Andheri – and the food is tasty as fuck. We, the enlightened ones, have already visited the tiny outlet about a dozen times and can’t wait to go back there thrice tonight. It’s mock meat that looks, smells, tastes and feels exactly like fish, chicken, mutton and prawns, and it’s all vegan as fuck. There are many vegan kababs (that’s how ‘kebabs’ is spelled) and quite a few vegetarian kebabs (you can spell ‘kababs’ any way you like) which can be veganized, and they’re so good that all the vegans frequent Chaap Ki Chaap not only to gorge on them, but also to stuff their faces with meaty gravies with a roomali roti right after, and order a takeaway for the unenlightened non-vegans at home. We’re not going to tell you what to call for, because you need to try everything and have your ugly ass kicked by the look of the dishes, the smells, the tastes and the textures. My review of Chaap Ki Chhaap? Let me put it this way – it’s blowing nonvegans away.