Tuesday, September 24, 2013

All right, if you guys refuse to talk about how amazing Buffy is then I guess that's your choice. But someday you will understand.

In related supernatural television news, I watched the "Sleepy Hollow" pilot, and so far I like it. It's sort of a dog's breakfast, concept-wise--not sure why we're mixing Ichabod Crane and the book of Revelations--but there were some fun moments. That demon thing is way scary.

I just mashed a fly on an inside corner, which I think you'll agree is a moderate-to-high kill difficulty level, so . . . feeling pretty good.

These new "Equestria Girls" doll things, that are like Dr. Moreau started making horse people, are way gross. I wonder, does their more humanoid appearance make them more or less attractive to bronys? What attracts a brony to a My Little Pony, anyway? Is it cartoon bestiality, or are they drawn to the humanity inside the horse? Tough questions to answer.

For a long time I have wanted to have gray hair, like Heloise-gray. Maybe the naysayers in my life would be more okay with gray, because they are all lamewads who for some reason are okay with white-blonde that is not typically found in nature except on Nordic infants, but start defensive panic pooping as soon as you start talking about marshmallow chick pink or vibrant teal. Look, history is on my side, people. Hair coloring is getting more and more mainstream, and one of these days, when it won't cause my in-laws to have a stroke, I am going to do something Defcon Level 1 to my hair.

I am going to attempt some mini pies in those little paper pans now. I'll let you know how it goes.