As the great and wise Meatloaf once said, “Oh I would do anything for loooove, oh I would do anything for loooove, oh I would do anything thing for loooooove…BUT I WON’T DO THAT.” Sometimes in life, you just have to say, “AW HELL NO!” So let’s honor this mentality with some unusual requests (courtesy of Autocorrect), that should never be fulfilled. Never.