The ‘friend of’ no-one confirmed that she would be hanging up her negative energy crystals to pursue more positive, zen famewhoring pursuits. “I want to BE the one to share with everyone this news. I WILL NOT BE RETURNING TO #RHOBH NEXT SEASON,” Eden shared.

In her final blog of what will likely be her final and only season, Eden departs with some peace love and positive healing by announcing, “Peace out Season 7, you nasty beotch!” Hey – that’s a sentiment that works for me!

But before Eden really, truly says “Buh-Bye,” she reflects on what she’s learned and says part 3 of the reunion finally gave her closure with Kim and Kyle. She explains, “I did feel as though I got to speak more of my truth. I was able to confront certain situations, which I have wanted the chance to confront for a while.”

As for the new shows, oh boy, are there some surprises – Fredrik Eklund and Bethenny Frankel teaming up to scout, buy, and design amazing properties, Shep Rose looking for love, Ryan Serhant training sales agents and showing off his skills, and more. Check out the list of new shows below.

After seven seasons of watching Kyle Richards on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills you would think we would know it all but au contraire. The saner half of the Richards sisters opens up about the the cost of reality TV and claims the show has caused her to need psych meds (do not tell Dorit Kemsley) and therapy. Yet Kyle still can’t wrench herself away…

Kyle was driven to the brink and forced to turn to smoothies to soothe her mind. Kidding! Actually, she confesses, “I did go to therapy after season one and the therapist put me on Lexapro because I was having panic attacks after the limo thing with my sister.”

Even though Season 6 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was the worst season yet, this one wasn’t much better. I did end up watching every episode – multiple times – and was just as into it as I always am, there are plenty of things I could do without. This season had its highlights, but there are definitely a lot of annoying aspects that I never want to hear about or see ever again.

After what I (and many other fans) deemed to be a shitty sixth season, I feel like this year was a transitional year. They better bring it next year – or else! Who am I kidding?! I am going to watch this show no matter how good it is, but there are a lot of things that I won’t miss from Season 7.

Based on the footage shown, Eden Sassoon contributed nothing valuable to this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season. To be fair, this was due to some major misdirection from Lisa Rinna, but she definitely didn’t handle any of that well. I am not going to belabor that whole thing though. To paraphrase Erika Jayne, Eden is (finally) saying “important shit instead of boring shit.”

I can’t verify if this shit is accurate, but I can say that Eden hasn’t learned a lesson when it comes to diagnosing people with substance abuse issues. This time she’s calling out Dorit Kemsley and it’s not for (allegedly) doing cocaine in the bathroom in the middle of a dinner party.

It always pains me to see Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills go. Like a visit from a pesky sibling who annoys you the whole time they’re there, but the second they leave it’s like awwwww… but you guys have big diamonds, mini ponies, glam squads, and travel to fancy destinations, and I miss you already. I should note that no siblings of mine have any of the aforementioned things but my sister-in-law does work for Disney World.

Alas, my love-hate relationship with the ladies of Beverly Hills goes deep and none so illustrates this point better than Lisa Rinna. That woman! One part high-octane insanity, one part sensible bluff caller, one part, well, a concoction not currently identifiable. But as Lisa Vanderpump agreed, there’s something lovable about Lipsa!