This story was mostly inspired by my discovery of a pair of mugs on Pinterest/Etsy which said, “I’m not a lady and I don’t pretend to be” and “You’re a lady to me and I never knew a finer one.” (Only four episodes into Downton Abbey, but that’s not important.) So I figured, Let’s try it.

Anyway, I would like to point out that I watch a lot of anime. But I picked up City of Bones or something in Sam’s Club, and I’m not the only one who pretends colorful hair is natural. Oh yeah!