Not everyone who went to the Met Gala last night was a talentless, overrated amateur porn star or an actress who hasn’t starred in anything good in at least a decade. At least Chrissy Teigen was there with her husband, Whoever, and she was wearing what we are lazily calling the best dress of the evening, because her side boob was hanging out and she knew just how to stand for all of the cameras. We may never know what happens when the doors closed for this overpriced shit show of excess and celebration of assholes, but it’s safe to say that Chrissy did it best. In fact, she should win the right to wear that dress that Madonna wanted to shove her old breasts into at next year’s Met Gala.