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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Quotes

Mac: This is why people flock to places like Las Vegas and New Orleans and spring break. Because they're free to go wild. The girls go wild. The girls in Philly need a place to go wild.Dennis: Yeah, right. I mean New Orleans was washed away in that terrible, terrible storm. We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom.Mac: Yes.Dennis: A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans.

Frank: Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me. Dee: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop! Frank: ...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!

Dennis: What's the note say?Charlie: All right, yeah. All right, uh, "meet." It starts out "meet" and then there's, like, other stuff.Dennis: "Meet me in the parking garage, Frank."Charlie: Yeah?Dennis: Yeah. You clearly have a learning disability, dude.

Dennis: Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's going to blast me in the a** or the Republican who's blasting my a**?Mac: See politics is all just one big a**-blast.Dennis: It's a coast to coast,...Charlie: You're going to get you're a**-blasted.Dennis: ...nationwide a**-blasting.

When Dennis Reynolds was a counselor at Camp Cumberland, he was sent home for the statutory rape of a teenage camper. A vote for Dennis Reynolds is a vote for underage rape. Dennis Reynolds, baby rapist. Don't let him rape you, Philadelphia.

Mac: We are getting blasted in the ass by the state liquor tax.Dee: Blasted in the ass?Dennis: Mac, we have the same conversation every year. There's nothing you can do about taxes.Dee: Uh, you guys might want to think about voting every once in a while.

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Charlie [in a wheelchair and army vet attire]: This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it. Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking. Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn. Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened? Charlie: Viet-goddamn-nam, that's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!

Dennis: Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing? Sweet Dee: Same thing you're doing. I'm not letting dad give all this shit to poor people. Dennis: Alright, hey I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and I'm taking the fish tank. Sweet Dee: How come you get to pick and choose? Dennis: It's not that I get to pick and choose, it's that I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things. You're a woman, you're weak and... you can't. Sweet Dee: You're a woman and you're weak. Dennis: That doesn't make any sense. Sweet Dee: You don't make any sense