I’ll admit it; I’m a self-confessed Apple monkey. I want an iPhone 5, I need an iPhone 5, I’m going to get an iPhone 5. I was unashamedly sold by the synchronicity between Apple devices long ago and even though the Rebel Alliance has become the Empire, I’ve pledged allegiance to the Dark Side.

If you love sport, you tend to like a good stat too. It can add context, provide meaning or simply show how damn clever the stat user is (and that they can repeat stuff they read on the internet). But there is one stat I really hate.