If that doesn't work, let's try and come up with some sciencey jargon about how looking at a computer screen ages you rapidly. Bill Bailey, if you're reading this: get off the computer right now! For the sake of your youthful looks! Your computer screen is emitting thousands of gigabytes of electromagnetic radiation which are rapidly glycating your facial skin cells or whatever!

If that doesn't work, let's try and come up with some sciencey jargon about how looking at a computer screen ages you rapidly. Bill Bailey, if you're reading this: get off the computer right now! For the sake of your youthful looks! Your computer screen is emitting thousands of gigabytes of electromagnetic radiation which are rapidly glycating your facial skin cells or whatever!