The 2011 Twister World Championships!

And we take you now to the interspecies semifinals, between Ivana Leekya from Catsylvania and Helen Ratigan representing the UK. Experts are predicting that the size difference could play a deciding factor in this matchup…

*…Wonders if licking Mike’s brain would be like licking those toads that cause hallucinations? Hmm, Probably. But we’d probably see psychedelic hedgehogs, hamsters in top hats and tails, slow lorises and sloths moving really fast, and marmalade kitties in the Oval Office…*