So all I need to do to snag this dude is be a hot, panting, sultry, ultrasexed steaming temple of voluptuousness in my Daisy Dukes and stillettos every second? Done! *takes dudes number, slips in pocket of ultrashort Daisy Dukes, clicks away in stillettos that I'm always, ALWAYS wearing like a prescribed uniform, dontchaknow*

Do you reckon they do custom RealDoll teeth? Like, if you're really into chicks with overbites, or have a fantasy about banging busted skaghead hookers with missing teeth. Hmm, overbites.... is there a Marge Simpson model? Someone has to be into that.