February 19
2013

What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again? Say Skywalker, and I smack ya. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard. Sweetie, if he had a tussle with that Sasquatch, we'd be in the dirt right about now, scooping up the Captain's teeth. And you know the monkey's just,'I mock you with my monkey pants!'

I'm going to take this moment and admit that sometimes I used to refresh the black to read all the different quotes on the front page.

Hey, no, we'll just set course for Planet of the Lonely, Rich, and Appropriately Hygienic Man. Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. You're a hell of a woman. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own. Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression. What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? The lambs have passed through the gate.

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