right here goes - can anyone beat my time of 1 minute 45 seconds from cold start to tissues down toilet.

there are certain rules -

1. solo job's only - no getting your stoker mate for a helping hand.
2. no reading material - only memory of the duty watch wren allowed.
3. trousers around ankles or through the nylon boxers is allowed
3. no fibbing - only good wakners allowed to post here.
5. sorry that should have been point 4 above - I'm still a bit flush and drained.
6. top tip wipe your fingers before typing

my avatar is my front page - if i see the mighty boys flying I dump immeidiately. then i wouldnt have fun thinking of a certain LT (female) i know from work

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Sod OPSEC/PERSEC: post details/photo as necessary! :wink:

(By the way, did you say "work"? I thought you were a WAFU?) 8O

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I'll try and get a phot from somewhere but i'm bloody sure that she wears the webbing just to piss us all off. she is hot especially when i'm thinking off her wearing her hat at a jaunty angle with that "fcuk me hard chiefy" look about her.

pisssssss off i aint that good - nope me i managed to pass (cheat) some little exams and work my way up the slippery pole to chiefy tiff. right just watched the rerun of Lost - still no wiser. now i'm off to bed to see if mrs shagshacker wants sloppy thirds - lucky cow.