You might have noticed in our newsletter the other week that we mentioned three of our favourite upcoming movie titles – Dead Hooker in a Trunk, Gladiators vs. Werewolves and Nude Nuns With Big Guns. Well, we thought we’d uncover a load more forthcoming films that sound fantastic. ‘Sound’ not to be confused with ‘look’. […]

You might have noticed in our newsletter the other week that we mentioned three of our favourite upcoming movie titles – Dead Hooker in a Trunk, Gladiators vs. Werewolves and Nude Nuns With Big Guns. Well, we thought we’d uncover a load more forthcoming films that sound fantastic.

‘Sound’ not to be confused with ‘look’.

Here they are:

Dinoshark

First up we’ve got Dinoshark, about a DinoShark. We assume it’ll eat people too.

Yeah, it eats people too.

Norwegian Ninja

It’s about a ninja. Probably from Japan.

Actually no probably Norway.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

It’s a film about Abraham Lincoln.

(This is actually a trailer for the book on which the film is based)

Only he hunts vampires in it.

Karate-Robo Zaborgar

It’s about a Karate-Robo.

Zaborgar!

Bobby Yeah

No idea what this is about.

Still clueless.

The Troll Hunter

It’s about a hunter of some sort. We guess he hunts deers or something.

No, trolls.

Monster Brawl

It’s about monsters.

Oh and they’re fighting.

Whilst we ‘researched’ this article, we found a preposterous abundance of forthcoming ‘vs’ titles (much like Gladiators vs. Werewolves). So many we thought they deserved their own post – so stay tuned for a further heap of weird movie titles coming your way…