You wake up on a stretcher, in a busy emergency room. A cheerful surgical resident promises to relieve your pain. You relax as you answer her questions, because you are unaware that she is the craziest person in the room.

We expect physicians to help us.

Surgeons must be smart, not sane. Sara is a sociopathic surgeon.

She practices medicine by her own rules. Most patients are healed, some are punished.

Sara lies on medical charts. She trades prescriptions for favors. She abuses nurses and lawyers. She reserves her worst behavior for anyone who claims to be a "Doctor," without a degree from an American medical school.

Sara marries a sociopathic bank clerk after a weekend of drinking. They consider themselves the smartest people in the world, and produce two precocious daughters.

Join Sara and her sociopathic family on a series of adventures from New York to Florida. Is Sara really the smartest person in the world?

Review: “I liked this book, the whole family is nuts, I would really recommend it, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry over the babysitter.”