This is one of those stories for which the headline really says it all. In this case, a jogger has been defecating outside a family's house once a week for quite a while now. As homeowner Cathy Budde explained to a local Colorado Springs TV station, "[My kids] are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’” Oh!

On October 6, the My Little Pony movie hits theaters, with a surprisingly stellar voice cast that includes Emily Blunt, Kristin Chenoweth, Liev Schreiber, Michael Peña, Sia, Taye Diggs, Uzo Aduba and Zoe Saldana. You can pre-order the soundtrack now, which features the following track by Sia:

There's a brand new must-follow on Twitter: @Saythetitle, and its script changes will appeal not just to hardcore film buffs, but to anyone who thinks something like this is hilarious (which should be everyone):