11 amazing sexual experiences every woman should have at least once

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Aug 1, 2014

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1. Sex with a guy with a really big penis

Penis size is sadly still something SO many men feel crap and shamed about. Obvs it truly doesn't matter, but just once if your life you might as well have sex with a guy with a massive penis who''ll shag you until you're walking like John Wayne and are oddly proud of it. NB: Pls be careful and use a shit ton of lube.

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2. Mind-blowing 'I think I might die' sex

Le French don't call orgasms 'the little death' for nothing, and while realistically not every sexual encounter is going to leave you a quivering mess that immediately needs checking for a pulse, it would be a crime to go through life without a large helping of those.

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3. Sex with a mate

There's something delightfully awkward in shagging one of your pals, isn't there?! Be ready, post-hook up to either handle it like adults or avoid eye contact for approx six months.

4. The tricky position

If you're going to do some weird type of kama sutra body contorting position then make sure you do it with someone who won't mind fixing your leg cramp and popping your shoulder back into place.

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Weird ones have to be done, but more just to be ticked off a list - the lip biting will more likely be the concentration kind rather than the orgasmic TBH.

5. Angry sex

Now please note: angry sex is very different from make-up sex. While the latter is all about: 'Oh my gahd, I love you so much I can't believe I wanted to kill your cat', angry sex is all about the: 'GRRR, yeah you like it like that dickhead? Well I don't give a shit 'cause I hate you right now, but I'll give you some more anyway.'

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6. I've Waited For You Forever Sex Part 1: It's Fucking Amazing

You've been wanted to bang them since they walked into your mate's party eight years ago, took the piss out of your shoes and then handed you a tin of G and T. But they were in a relationship back then, and when they broke up you were going out with some loser. Now you're both single, naked and making up for nearly a decade of mutual longing that's so amazing that you'd even wait another eight years to have it again.

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7. I've Waited For You Forever Sex Part 2: What the Hell Is This Shit?

You've been sending flirty, dirty, drunken texts and emails for the longest time, but for some reason you never got together. Yeah, the gods were preventing that because now it's happening and it feels more like a medical probe than sex. Turns out all those sexy messages have put so much pressure on you both that now it's just… meh.

8. Experimenting

If you've ever been curious about having sex with someone other than the gender you usually go for, then for the love of jesus give it a go. Experimenting is the best thing you can do if you're bicurious. (More on that here.)

9. The threesome

It's not like you're a total slave to the orgy, but it's fun to get a bit too carried away after a lot of wine and do it with a couple of mates. Once you pass the weird juggling act element of it and let yourself be spontaneous it can be tonnes of fun. Does it have to be awkward in the morning? Um, nah. Blame el vino...

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10. The 'Oh, I had no idea I was that filthy...'

You like sex and you don't run a mile at the idea of being spanked and (safely and consensually) thrown about a bit, but there's a certain someone with whom the chemistry is so intense that you make Fifty Shades look like Little House on the Prairie. Yup, boundaries are pushed, safe words agreed on but never used, and you're paranoid that the world is looking at you and thinking 'that deviant's goin' ta hell.' Yup everyone needs some pure filth every once in a while.

11. Self love

And by 'self love' we don't mean standing in front of the mirror and saying 'I'm a real great gal', we're talking making yourself come as good as or better than with anyone else. So warm your hands up, invest in an awesome vibrator, Google image what/whoever floats your boat, and go to town m'lady.

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