This was something I ran across, the author of which preferred to leave unattributed:

Welcome diners, to the first "Multicultural-hyphen-Diversity" dinner
sponsored by Al Gore, Reverend Jesse Jackson and Reverend Al
Sharpton. Each is a co-chair of a non-501C3 foundation that seeks
political profit. It started during the presidential election when
Al Gore uttered his inspirational interpretation of:

E PLURIBUS UNUM-- "OUT OF ONE, MANY"

This new foundation is hereby named:

"UNTIED WE STAND"

Please sirs and madames, appreciate the wonderful repast we have designed
for you. Our chief chef, Pauline Corekt (we just call her "PC") is a
recent graduate of the Harvard school of political science and has a
Doctorate in Political Correctness and also a PHD in social nutrition&#33;
Her latest prize winning dish has been named by the Reverend Jesse
Jackson...."The Diversity Dish"&#33;

Please be seated and your "wait person" will deliver your meal in the
prescribed sequence with the appropriate pause between courses to allow
full appreciation of each.

1- First course consists of this wonderful cup of raw beef chunks.

2- When you finish that, enjoy one cup of beef broth.

3- Next, consume two savory tablespoons of rendered lard.

4- Your raw, but peeled onion (a vidalia&#33 is next.

5- The two teaspoons of salt can be ingested with the ½ cup of Cajun
hot-sauce.

6- Your two tomatoes can be eaten whole or sliced, whichever is
preferable.

7- The three raw potatoes can be sliced if you prefer, rather than just
biting, as an apple.

8- The two tablespoons of paprika are the next course.

9- We next ask you to enjoy the tasty celery that we&#39;ve diced for you.

10- Our next gastronomical treat is six organically-grown carrots.

11- The three teaspoons of pepper on Ritz crackers is a daring departure.

12- Three ounces of sugar are mixed with ½ tsp. of horseradish for real
diversity.

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen; a splendid example of
haute cuisine-representing the pinnacle of America&#39;s "DIVERSITY&#33;"

The follow-up taste test will be held in 3 days to allow for absorption,
digestion and elimination of the Diversity meal.

Once there was a recipe for a simple, straightforward, and really tasty stew. It was a recipe that was very old, dating from the origins of this country, circa 1776. It was just a stew but it provided nourishment for many millions of people. It consisted of all the above ingredients but they were cooked slowly together and the individual flavors of the ingredients were allowed to mingle into the most
nutritionally beneficial stew the world had known.

It was called "AMERICA"

Unfortunately, the recipe been lost.

The divisive tactics of self promoting, race-baiting, class warfare,
rich vs. poor of the liberal/socialists are very close to destroying the
America that produced the kind of freedom that allows such an inane bunch
of bean-heads to exist. I&#39;m sure if the meal they are offering to serve
Americans were described in the proceeding shirtsleeve English we&#39;d be
rid of them.

The divisive tactics of self promoting, race-baiting, class warfare,
rich vs. poor of the liberal/socialists are very close to destroying the
America that produced the kind of freedom that allows such an inane bunch
of bean-heads to exist. I&#39;m sure if the meal they are offering to serve
Americans were described in the proceeding shirtsleeve English we&#39;d be
rid of them.

This person would have us believe that conservative/republicans are the champions of diversity?

Originally posted by evilbagpuss@1 July 2003 - 16:21 Considering its 2003 and gay couples have only just won the right to have sex and not be arrested for it in 13 states, I find it hard to see why this guy thinks the liberals are "winning".