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October 13th City of MequonA 23-year-old woman is a suspect in illegal dumping at a brush dump. Police found a number of plastic bags including one containing a receipt with her name on it for a leather cat-o-nine tails whip.

October 16th City of MayvilleA man was cited for disorderly conduct after he was found walking down Main Street with his pants around his knees while urinating.

October 3rd City of NeenahA Neenah man told police that someone stole a 2½-foot wooden lawn ornament from his yard. The ornament was in the shape of a mushroom with a face.

October 16th Village of BellevueA 55-year-old man on Allouez Avenue was given a verbal warning for selling prescription medication at a rummage sale.

October 20th City of WaupunAt 1 a.m. a bartender at Kibbs Tavern said when two guys left they smashed a drink in the street and were walking down the road…on top of cars.

October 14th City of WaupunA resident in the first block of Johnson Street got mad at his neighbors and painted the curb yellow so they wouldn’t park in front of his house.

October16th City of WauwatosaPolice pulled over a 71-year old man for having unregistered license plates on his car. While the officer was checking the man's record he got out of the car and began urinating on a near-by tree. At that point, officers asked the man to submit to a Breathalyzer test. However, the man resisted and put an officer in a scissor-lock with his legs.

October 15th City of WauwatosaA 17-year-old girl was arrested for retail theft after she took merchandise valued at $199 from Baby Gap and Hot Topic. The girl had put the items in a foil-lined purse. Police say the purse was lined with foil in an attempt to beat the store's security monitors. However the girl told them that lining your purse with aluminum foil was a hot new fashion trend and everyone was doing it.

Congratulations to Alexander Henninger from Appleton, the winner of our Show Us Your Junk contest. Alexander arranged all his junk in such a creative way that even his few non-creepy items seemed creepy. Plus, he used some mad photography skills to make it look like something out of one of my nightmares.

Thanks to all how entered and congrats again to Alexander!

"Here's a light taste of the junk I have to offer. A bride dragging a groom, a severed hand, a Zippo lighter, a watch, two darts, three matches, a guitar, the grim reaper, a martini glass, a die that says "tickle my" on it...what else do you see in my junk? Copy to your desktop and open with windows photo viewer (or click to enlarge) to be able to zoom in and play with my junk."

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 28-year-old woman who in the wee hours of October 18th allegedly ripped off her pants and underwear and laid down on the sidewalk outside the Rehab Bar in Sheboygan screaming that she was giving birth. The only problem was, as a trip to the hospital would confirm, she wasn't pregnant.

So,

For claiming to be pregnant when, in fact, her womb was as empty as the promises in 99.9% of the this season's political ads.

For not even being in labor, despite claiming to have more contractions than a performance by Larry the Cable Guy.

And for causing a tremendous spectacle with jaw-droppingly bizarre and entirely pointless behavior...or as it’s known in Sheboygan. Monday!

We are proud to name the woman stripped off the clothes on the sidewalk outside a bar and claimed to be having a baby when she wasn't even pregnant as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.

Eleven more days until it's overEleven more days until it's done.Eleven more days of these damn campaign ads.Another day longer and I'll need a gun.

Eleven more days of name calling.Eleven more days of bombast and bull crap.Eleven more days of yada yada blah blah blahFrom a bunch of useless saps.

Eleven more days seem like forever.Eleven more days until the end.Eleven more days of the Eraseboard RangerAnd Congressman McTax and Spend.

Oh sure, those names haven't been used yetBy either of those clowns.But I'd be willing to sell them the rights.As long as their throwing millions of bucks around.

And should we really be trusting our state's and nation's budgetsTo guys who think it's bestTo waste vast sums of money on commercialsThat sound like a couple 4th graders fighting on the playground at recess.

And why would someone spend millions of dollarsTo try to get elected to a positionThat only pays back a fraction of what they spent.It makes you question their mental condition.

It makes you wonder how great their need for power isThat they would seek the job at all.Their egos must be really big...Or their penises really small.

But in eleven days it will be over.In eleven days we can go back to normal TV ads.For things like pills to fight erectile dysfunctionAnd the latest feminine hygiene pads.

TV ads for things like Metamucil.And products to treat dry and flaky heads.For stuff like Preparation H,For when your butt is puckered and red.

Yes, just eleven more days until we go backTo those toe fungus and talking mucus ads.I guess now that I really think about itThe commercials for Johnson, Feingold, Barrett, Walker Kagen, Ribble and all don’t seem so frickin' bad.

For the last 5 years I've hoped, nay, PRAYED that comic Nick Griffin would come to the area. Well, this is my lucky week. Nick is appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. He is one my absolute favorites!

Tonight is WAPL Night at Skyline with 2 for 1 admission! That's $8.00 for TWO! Make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE (5653). Or see Nick Friday or Saturday night at the still very reasonable admission price of ten bucks!

What's a Nick Griffin show like? Says Nick, "I'll be talking about being broke, being angry, being divorced, being horny, getting drunk and why Brad Pitt gets a cramp in his penis. You're not going to get that at Applebee's".

Here's a clip of one of Nick's many very funny appearances on Letterman!

Here's a few of the photos we've received (and their submitted captions) in our Show Us Your Junk contest. Show us your junk and you could win the latest version of the iPod Touch.

"Seems Brett has been growing his junk in our garden!"

"I paid $175 for this one of a kind, one piece, handcrafted deersuit. I thought everyone should have a one piece deersuit. Now it just sits around gathering dust...but it's still the best $175 I've ever spent. The craftsmanship on this baby is amazing!!"

The finalists have been named for the 2010 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award. Seriously! Among the finalists are TV personality Pat O'Brien, Twins pitcher Carl Pavano, and film maker Morgan Spurlock.

Give me a break! How could they overlook former Calumet County District Attorney Ken Kratz? Now that's a man with a serious mustache who made serious headlines in 2010. Here's our own list of...REASONS KEN KRATZ IS DESERVING OF THE ROBERT GOULET MEMORIAL MUSTACHED AMERICAN OF THE YEAR AWARD

10. Has thickest 'stache of any political figure with the obvious exception of Janet Reno.

9. It wasn't easy digging up Freddy Mercury and transplanting all that hair.

8. Has twice as much hair on one lip as Britney Spears has on 4.

7. Crumbs of food that are trapped in his "stache, the only thing remotely as gross as thought of dating Ken himself.

6. It's big and bushy and not pencil thin like his chances of ever getting another job in the legal profession.

5. Has accomplished what was believed to be impossible, supplanting Mike Ditka as nation's biggest mustachioed douche-bag.

4. If his mustache is badly beaten by one of the other contestants, he’ll probably start sending it suggestive test messages.

3 . Should he be disbarred, may have to start supporting himself giving nickel mustache rides to lonely women with strong stomachs.

2. Pat O'Brien may be the tall, hot, nymph but Ken is THE PRIZE, and don't you ever forget it!

1. It takes more than just balls to invite a woman to an autopsy for a date. It takes balls and one gay-ass looking mustache.

This Miller Spectrum 375 X-TREME Plasma Cutter is awesome! It'll cut through 3/8 inch steel!It's up for auction right now with 100-percent of the proceeds going to Children's Hospital of Wisconsin - Fox Valley.

If you want to make a bid or know someone who might, email your bid and contact info by clicking here.You can also call in your bid to The Rick and Len Show at 271-ROCK in Green Bay, 281-ROCK in the Fox Cities or 1-877-453-ROCK from anywhere else.

October 8th City of WauwatosaA cell phone, car keys and laptop computer were taken from a guest room at Crowne Plaza Hotel between 2:25 and 3:10 a.m. The guest had visited Silk Exotic gentlemen's club that night and gave a dancer his room key and arranged to meet after she was done working. He waited in the hotel lobby for her but finally figured he'd been stood up. When he went back to his room he discovered his belongings were gone.

October 6th City of Green BayAn man at the work-release facility on South Adams Street was cited for shattering the glass on a vending machine by bumping it with his backside because he was upset that an item he bought did not come out.

October 9th City of PortagePolice were called to Wal-Mart where a 17-year-old girl was caught in the act of trying to steal a pair of ears. The ears were part of a Halloween costume.

October 11th City of Stevens PointPolice were called to McKinley School after a 10-year-old child knocked over a magazine rack and accidentally stuck a janitor with a pencil.

October 9th City of Oak CreekAn East Evandale Drive resident reported the theft of a 6½ -foot-long fiberglass shark from their front porch.

October 13th City of ShawanoA person on Smalley Street called police to report seeing a man in a white-hooded sweatshirt repeatedly walking back and forth past house while playing spooky music. Responding officers discovered it was just kids playing a prank. Police issued warnings to the kids.

October 8th Wood CountyA Biron man reported that his son-in-law keeps harassing him long distance over the phone telling him he loves him.

October 10th City of Stevens PointPolice received a report from a 5th Avenue resident that sometime early in the morning someone broke into their apartment and stole 3 pounds of ground beef and a bottle of maple syrup.

October 4th City of BrookfieldA Chimney Rock Court resident called police to report someone had left a rock on his front porch bearing the message "I see you" and a depiction of a sad face.

October 7th City of MequonA 47-year-old Mequon man was arrested on a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior after witnesses reported him walking through a residential area naked from the waist down at 11:15 in the morning. The man told police he was walking nude because "it felt good." He also admitted he'd done it before, "right or wrong."

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the Help Twitchy Benefit Raffle for Jonah Hinds! Below are the winning numbers and corresponding prizes.Prizes can be picked up at the WAPL studio starting Monday, 10/18. We are open from 8 am to 5 pm. Some winners will be notified by email and their prize may be mailed.If you are holding a winning number and have any questions, email Len at lnelson@wcinet.com.Include your name, ticket number and any other pertinent information.

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Troy Kaczor, the guy who had to be rescued from the chilly waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau this week. Kaczor, who according to police "had been drinking heavily", reportedly almost drown after he plunged into the river while chasing a one-legged goose he was trying to capture with the intent of roasting it for dinner.

So,

For trying to catch the water fowl with the intent of roasting it but instead almost cooking his own goose.

For actions that, when he goes to court, should leave him, unlike the goose he sought to capture, without even one leg to stand on.

For losing a foot race to a one-legged goose which has to be damn near as humiliating as getting your ass kicked in darts by Michael J. Fox.

We are proud to name Troy Kaczor, the almost drowned, one legged goose chaser of Wausau as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank... alleged tallywacker texter Brett Favre, who as we all know, stands accused of texting pictures of his own cocktail frank to some hot chick.So,

For texting photos where he is as flaccid as this season's on field performance.

For adding sausage to a menu that previously only included waffles.

For proving that while he may a cannon for an arm, he only has a tiny little cap gun for a penis.

For fumbling his junk, For spiking his ball, and in the end, not "standing up" for his team.

We are proud to name Brett Favre this week’s Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK.

(Thanks to Mark Wanek of Two Rivers for his creative contribution to this week's Cocktail Frank)

Friday morning at 8, Claude Stuart will return to the R&L Show. Claude is at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. How does Claude Stuart describe a Claude Stuart show? Says Claude Stuart, "watching Claude Stuart live is like being stuck inside a condom: There's a lot of activity, it's unpredictable, and when it's over you're gonna need a towel". Boy, that's a lot of apostrophes!

See Claude tonight at the Skyline. It's 2 for 1 admission because it's WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653)

Or see him at the still very reasonable full price Friday or Saturday!

Esquire magazine has just released it's list of the 10 best and 10 worst members on congress. Wisconsin is one of two states to have two members of it's congressional delegation make the BEST list, Paul Ryan the Republican congressman from the Janesville area and Senator Russ Feingold.

However, to be honest, how much competition could there be to be one of the BEST members of the U.S. congress? It's like about a dozen members competing for 10 spots. The WORST members of the congress, that's where the real competition is! You've got about 500 greedy, self-serving a-holes fighting for just 10 slots!

While I guess it's an honor for Feingold and Ryan to make the list, you gotta admit, being named one of the BEST members of the U.S. Congress is sort of like being called...

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