Our beloved Material Girl was spotted leaving Aura nightclub in Londontown after pAArtying it up with her bodyguard and posse, and upon getting ready to call it a night, she was the unlikely recipient of an obnoxious parking ticket!

WTF is this old rotted kunt wearing?!?!?! LMAO Just TRASH !!!! Money can't buy class, as proven all the time by Hagdonna ! She looks so haggard and gaunt. Way too thin ! Eat something besides cum, you cumm guzzling gutter slut !

At her age & with her resources you would think she would learn Malawian, or at least Spanish so she can talk to her boy-toy. Or maybe earn a degree in something besides "skank" give her kids a mom to be proud of…but HELL NO. The phrase "Mutton dressed as lamb" was coined for this individual who is looking laughable of late… but who may one day grow up to be a woman of substance…not holding my breath though.

Was she partying at a teen club?!!! She's like that creepy old person at the club that everyone talks about yest still parties every weekend with the kids. Grow up. Her daughter must be so embarrassed.

Intelligent readers are curious to know why Mad Donna didn't simply make her gay Brazilian manservant wear a chauffeur's cap, park in a safe place and pick her up at the appropriate time. Probably the old whore has the hots for that parking control officer.

Shane Redway -- a Canadian rapper and close friend of Drake's -- was killed early Saturday morning in a car crash. He was just 26 years old.

Redway and two others were killed when their car lost control, struck a guardrail and burst into flames. The crash occurred around 4am outside Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It's unclear who was behind the wheel. Police are investigating the crash.

Drake took to Instagram to remember Redway, posting two different tributes.