Do not live in fear of the future because all problems that you may encounter have been experienced by others before you and resolved.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

PRICELESS WORDS (ITS AWESOME)

From My InBox:

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a coupleof aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.Love You!”

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough thereis a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened lastnight?”

His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye whenyou stumbled into the door”. Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everythingin order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,