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Who would you save in a fire

So you’re just chilling at a party and then suddenly there is a fire! Most people get out safely except for five people! You can only save up to **TWO** people! (not including youself)
![](http://i.imgur.com/GduvH.png)
**LIST OF PEOPLE:**
**GABE NEWELL**
![](http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7357/906b833ea33042e2aea02ab.png)
Moderately famous guy, will be eternally grateful and will let you be the first person to play Half-Life 3 in the world ![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8IaJYMhUUiq1W75odmsksgQFw20SfJdOxsFZ2cty7pig5iCbC)
**WARREN BUFFET**
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Warren_Buffett_KU_Visit.jpg/220px-Warren_Buffett_KU_Visit.jpg)
A rich and famous investor, he will give you $50,000 if you save his life.
**MICHAEL JORDON**
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Jordan_Lipofsky.jpg)
Will be your bro for life and will give you a basketball signed by him and $5000.
**RANDOM LADY**
![](http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/9z/esq-lindsay-mccormick-lg.jpg)
Will love you forever and become your wife and do whatever you want for the rest of your days.
**RANDOM POOR HOBO**
![](http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4966/1739882631a1443f9991cfa.png)
A poor hobo whos never had anything good happen in his life recently. When he was young he WON THE NOBEL PRIZE for ATOMIC CALCULATIONS!!! He was an investor but lost $10,000,000 in the stock market, his wife and 3 kids died in a tragic car accident five years ago. He doesn’t mind if he dies, infact, he would rather if you saved someone else. He will give you a punch in the face if you save him instead of somebody else.

> *Originally posted by **[LukeMann](/forums/2/topics/320278?page=1#posts-6743346):***
>
> Off topic, but I’d just like to point out that this is a quality thread.
![](http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/designs/11618539,width=190,height=190.png/rage-comic-fuck-yeah_design.png)
Also I never got to say, I’ld save Gabe because if he dies Steam and PC Gaming dies with him, and the lady because I suck at socializing and she’s the only hope I’ld have for a wife.

None of them, I would knock out anybody in the room who tried to leave with a loaded fire extinguisher. Then walk away giddily. Why would Michael Jackson be at a white man’s party anyways? Must be one of them interracial parties you see all over the internet.

> *Originally posted by **[Rich112](/forums/2/topics/320278?page=1#posts-6743952):***
>
> What I wanna know is why the hell would I be at a party with any of them??
Because you’re like, the most famous person ever, I mean, obviously!
But if not…
> *Originally posted by **[Rich112](/forums/2/topics/320278?page=1#posts-6743952):***
>
> What I wanna know is why the hell would I be at a party with any of them??