Gillian: Oh fuck, I cyber-humiliated myself.I can never show my face in cyberspace againme: What did you do?

[Gillian explains]

me: The cybershame!Will you send another email to clarify?gillian: I'll send a fewme: Each more ridiculous than the lastand more mortifyinggillian: I'm so good at that kind of thingme: That's your special giftgillian: Is that a job skill, do you think?If I were funny, it could be my schtickme: you are funnyjust sad-funnylike a sneezing cat

[Later, I tell an inspirational story]

gillian: Well that is certainly coolI don't see myself really lucking into anythingthoughme: God, what a bleak thing to saygillian: But seriously, do you see me as the type of person who lucks into a high-paying job or travels the world?I'm more of the lower working class, lives in a cramped apt and has a crappy job typeme: One could argue for positive thinking in this circumstanceI am often luckygillian: I'm just waitin' to dieme: Could you get that into 8 characters for a vanity plate?w8n2die