I slept in this morning (heck, son's still asleep). The alarm went off on my iPhone. Lazily, I turned it off and brought up my Twitter feed, which weirdly was filled with various versions of "WTF?"? So I thought, "WTF"? I kept paging down, trying to figure out what everyone was talking about.

At last, I came across this: "THE ONION FOLDS in light of the Obama Peace Prize... 'We officially cannot top that.'" At that point, my jaw dropped, and I dialed my husband, down in his office as usual.