Just think about it. Kermit might look particularly meme-worthy as he sips his iced tea, but he's not exactly oozing with sex appeal. The Mad Hatter might rule Wonderland with a firmly clenched iron fist, sending this creature and that off to be beheaded at the drop of a card, but she might need a little something something if she's interested in looking, well, cute (don't tell her we said any of this). Aliens, of course, could be whatever the imagination cooks up, but we're the experts, and we can say with confidence that a short lil' petticoat never hurt matters none!