FROM TODAYS EMAIL CONVERSATION WITH THE BOYS:
What I really wanna know - can you PLAY an ewok in the MMO Star Wars game? Are they IN the game? If so, do people play evil characters just so they can wholesale slaughter the little fuckers? I'd pay $9.95 a month to be able to do that. Hell, I'd make it my characters driving force to subjugate the entire race of ewoks and make them my slaves - then I'd shave them and fuck their women.

I was away from the office in central london when most of this went down, in a webhosting facility thats built similarly to NORAD.

We didn't even know shit was fucked before we walked by the bub and saw everyone staring at the TV, and it started raining. Two pints of Giness ddin;t take the edge off seeing Hopalong Georgie on the TV.

I'm using a bud's computer until I safely get my baby delivered back to me. Updates forthcoming as possible.

In good news, the rain finally broke abuot a half hour ago.

A) Thanks for caring
B) Whoever did this? Total Fucking Amateurs. Fuck you guys. Right in the ass.

Someone put this up as a
friendster
testimonial:Tony is to anger as John Woo is to violence.

Then, a friend compared me to Holden Caulfield, but better:I think of Holden as someone who dislikes people in the world. He's also not as crazy as people think he is. You've got a misanthropic vibe that puts Holden to shame. It's debatable whether or not you're as crazy a people think you are.

My roommate just showed me the Glory that is The Wade Robeson Project. This is yet another Mtv show that's mainly about hot young dirtybutts dancing around dressed sluttily.

The episode I just watched features a girl who first thanks the Lord for helping her get there, and then proceeds to rip off her costume until she's wearing nothing but her shoes, kneepads, a 4" wide tube top, and CAMOUFLAGE HOT PANTS!

TELEMARKETERS SUE GUB'MENT!
"Telemarketers expanded their legal challenge to the government's do-not-call list, suing a second federal agency over the call-blocking service for consumers that the industry says will devastate business and cost as many as two million jobs."

YAAAAY! Telemarketing business closing!

Yaaaay! Two Million of the shittiest most non-productive jobs will be destroyed!

Question:
How many people have spent 2+ hours watching playoff hockey and spending untold dollars buying beer in a bar to only have the TV switched over to game #218 (of a 4,900+ season) of Major League Baseball somewhere with 4 minutes left in the 3rd with a tie score?

Follow up question:
How many people have then, after complaining about said channel-changing, gotten dirty, self-righteous looks from baseball fans, who then go back to reading their paper while their "game" is on?

I'm not saying that quitting soda is as hard as quitting smoking, but the other
day, I was in line for a burrito, and the guy behind me ordered a "large Mr
Pibb." And I think I heard it as "A LARGE SERVING OF SWEET BUBBLY
GOODNESS FOR ME, NONE FOR THIS LOSER HERE!!!"

Mtv Video Music Awards
On the Backtreet Boys:
Gents, dressing in black leather and having a ubddy in the background that can play something
resembling a rock guitar riff will not change the fact that you guys are a bunch of prettyboy
pussies brought together by one thing - the matketing machines need to get a bunch of white
boys out there singing some kinda soul/weak hop crap.

Do us all a favor - stay in your fucking prepubescent girl demographic and stay the hell off our televisions.

Note for the girls:
You see furniture you like - buy it. He's either
A) Not going to care
B) Knows furniture is your domain and won't say a godadmn thing if he's got half a brain
C) Will say something if he doesnt like it. In this casse - dump him, 'cause hes gay.

I met a friend of a friend at an after hours get together the other night. We were talking and I floored him with one word:Dirtybutt
- n. teenage girls seen hanging out trying to look older by dressing generally a but more adult than they should. Typical habitat - food court.
Usage: "Dude, lookit the little dirtybutts over by Orange Julius - man I wish i was 15 again.."