Posted by hughster1 on February 8th, 2016

Donald Trump didn’t participate in the GOP debate because he said he would be treated unfairly. “I can’t imagine” said Mexicans, Muslims, Women, and the poor.

A man is following Ted Cruz in Iowa and holding up a sign accusing him of liking Nickelback. Which makes sense, because Nickelback is the only thing fewer people like than Ted Cruz.

New England Patriots fans are questioning whether or not the coaching staff’s tablets were tampered with during the AFC Championship game. The Patriots are infuriated that someone else may have tried to cheat during a playoff game, because that’s THEIR job.(more…)

Posted by hughster1 on January 23rd, 2016

Sarah Palin has blamed President Obama for her son Track’s domestic violence. She then went on to blame Joe Biden for Bristol’s pregnancy.

The Buffalo Bills have hired the NFL’s first female full-time assistant coach, Kathryn Smith. The Bills are proud to finally give women an equal opportunity to know what it’s like to never win a Super Bowl.

This past Wednesday New York City declared it was “David Bowie Day.” It was a nice sentiment until they declared Thursday “Pizza Rat Day.”(more…)

Posted by hughster1 on January 4th, 2016

Bill Cosby was arraigned Wednesday on charges of sexual assault. He would have been arraigned sooner, but for some reason the judge in the case was unconscious.

On Thursday, Ben Carson’s campaign manager and two other top campaign workers all resigned. Even more shocking: up until Thursday Ben Carson actually had people working on his campaign.

Former “Glee” actor Mark Salling was arrested Tuesday on child pornography charges. In his defense, Salling pointed out that those weren’t actually kids in the videos, but actors in their twenties PLAYING kids.(more…)

Posted by hughster1 on December 20th, 2015

NBC News did a fact check of statements made during Tuesday’s Republican debate. NBC rated the statements on a scale from “true” to “Brian Williams”.

Martin Shkreli, the pharmaceutical CEO who raised the price of an AIDS drug by 5,000%, was arrested Thursday on charges of fraud. He could face one year in jail . . . but the judge may bump that up to 5,000 years.

NBA ref Bill Kennedy has come out as gay. He said he first realized he was gay when he was told so by thousands and thousands of angry fans.(more…)

Posted by hughster1 on December 20th, 2015

Donald Trump has scrapped a planned trip to Israel, saying he will instead go after he is elected president of the United States. In other words, Donald Trump is never going to Israel.

Politicians in California are withdrawing their support for the high-speed bullet train that will connect San Francisco to Los Angeles. So it turns out some politicians WILL take a stand against bullets.

80 students from Boston College contracted a norovirus after eating at Chipotle. As a result, Chipotle is changing the name of its burrito bowl to “toilet bowl.”(more…)

Posted by hughster1 on November 22nd, 2015

Donald Trump says he’s lost 15 pounds while running for president. Which is easy to do when you only eat your words.

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio said Wednesday that the city will welcome Syrian refugees. According to the mayor, New York City is happy to welcome Syrian refugees…as long as they can afford $3,000 a month for rent.

Alabama governor Robert Bentley has announced that his state will not accept any refugees from Syria. The governor explained that Alabama has already taken too many refugees from Florida.(more…)

Posted by hughster1 on November 16th, 2015

Ben Carson says that if he could go back in time, he would not abort baby Hitler. Instead, he would use the trip to fix all those holes in his autobiography.

Some customers are mad at Starbucks because the red holiday cups it started using in October have no Christmas symbols on them. Not because the cups don’t have Christmas symbols, but because Starbucks STARTED USING HOLIDAY CUPS IN OCTOBER!!!

During an interview on a radio show Wednesday, Donald Trump speculated that Hillary Clinton might be wearing a wig. The radio show then got a phone call for Trump from the kettle.(more…)