That woman who does that new live programme on T4 with Simon Amstell is perhaps the biggest wanker ever allowed on TV. She makes me quake with fury.

Ask the family could be a terrible mistake for Dick and Dom
Fearne Cotton is great on Smile/The Saturday Show, but oddly terrible on ToTP Saturday.
Ferne and Phillip are vastly better than Richard and Judy ever were on this morning.
Ant and Dec could well be on their way out.
That is all.