A Hummer to terrorize the golf course

Once you've reached your golden years, that's no reason to put all your toys away--you just may have to find other ways to show them off. So while the gold-plated Hummer may have to stay in the garage a little more often than it used to, you can still get your bling on at age-appropriate venues. Such as the golf course.

The H2 Hummer golf cart comes with a chrome grille, alloy wheels, custom stereo and cooler boxes to keep your Metamucil chilled. If you choke on the $38,000 price tag, Lussorian says there's a much more affordable alternative: A Tonino Lamborghini for just $11,500.

But frankly, that model looks like a regular old golf cart to us. Which just goes to show that you get what you pay for.