Nobody ever kids themselves into believing a pap smear is a fun day at the doctor's office. But rarely is it more than a bit ackward... most of the time you can put your legs up on the stirrups and think of france or that guy you did a few years back who didn't know his penis...

Ok, so, they could have been waaay worse, but here are my 2 stories:The first doctor (as friendly as she was, and as comfortable as she had made me at first), was too busy yakking with her nurse friend while she was doing my exam, that she ended up scraping me roughly inside...