You really should know by now that if you want leave (though WHY you should want "leave" other than to go out for bunny food and treats escapes both Dougal and me); IF you want leave, you must, one full year in advance, register your request with Dougal in copperplate script on fine paper, written in your own blood, in triplicate.

And then, in due course, Dougal will stamp each copy with The Paw Of Disapproval : *STAMP!*

I find that rabbits are like children, they thrive on a good solid routine. He is mad that you left. Then he started getting used to the new weekend routine, and now he is mad that you are back. THat expression on his face...? "Make up your hot danged cotton pickin' minds!"

"...it's always tease tease tease, you're happy when I'm on knees. One day it's fine and next it's black, so if you want me off your back, well come on and let me knowwwwwww....should I stay or should I go...."

On the previous post TSRandT (before going mysteriously missing) laid this question out before us in its simplest terms. I won't repeat them. That would be a LLM (TM Fleetie), but perhaps it is time to go to a professional profiler. I've thought about all that has been offered on this subject, and I appreciate it. I am still left just wondering if, well, if it isn't time for a dispassionate assessment of some sort?