Round sunglasses with garishly coloured frames, worn by people who wish to project an image of hippyish cool, derided by ray ban wearers, who consider them to be style-less accoutrements of backward-looking soap-dodgers and believers in the power of dreamcatchers.

Wow. Those fey bans were the worst - you could almost smell the tie-dye.

The fey bans weren't working - he looked like a collision between Elton John and John Lennon.