it used to be the thing to have the whitest white.sneakers to walk the beaches. We knew that the beach was something special when we brushed the sand off after a day at the beach and then looked closely at the shoes to see what of the beach we were taking with us.

LOL!!! ROTFL on the next to last one.
I’m going to link these, I hope no one minds. These are priceless.

One you left out: Mayor Bllomberg supports free speech and free assembly, but last night barred the 50 book remnant of the #OWS library from setting up in Liberty Square/Zuccotti Park. Quote “No books allowed in the park.”