New fan here, will be buying dead-tree version on Friday after reading the whole thing on the Kindle Unlimited program. I do most of my reading after bedtime, and laughed so hard I woke up my husband. Thanks for the fun!

Order placed, anxiously awaiting its arrival. I've waited years for this, so a few days or weeks more shouldn't be so bad, but they are. The office staff of this apartment complex may get really tired of seeing me. I'll sharpen my lurking skills watching for the mail until it comes.Thank you, LawDog, for the dead tree version and the book in general.

I am so glad I found this book and will order hard copies to give to family and friends. I can personally relate to many of the stories and experiences from my own work in the same neck of the mesquite, including the Wasabi....Some books are just memorable.Keep up the great work!

Of possible interest: when I completed the purchase just now, the "More Items to Consider" list from Amazon was all costumes - 1 bigfoot, 1 regular gorilla, and 4 pink gorilla. Which likely says something about your readers.

Hi! I've been an (occasional) reader of this blog for quite a while, and when I saw you had a book coming out, I went and ordered a copy immediately. Your stories are among the most hilarious things on the internet, and I'm delighted to see them in print. Congratulations!

By the way... Your firearms-rights posts have also inspired this California girl, deep in moonbat country, to take up shooting. Thank you for that.

Hi Lawdog, I have your first book, Lawdog files and look forward to reading it. Loved Armadillo Love, so you know I'm already into it. Just wanted to ask, if possible, how far is Bugscuffle from Austin? Larry Corriea had a book signing and I'd hoped you'd be there. Would have loved your autograph.

Recently received the hardcopy. Gave it to $HOUSEMATE to read first (ox slow...). There was much chuckling. Would likely have been more, but $HOUSEMATE was suppressing laughter as I was assumed to be asleep (and likely usually was). I am now reading the book and also chuckling, if at greater intervals (see: ox slow). Have a ways to go yet (you know... ) though I must say that I find the (pseudo)word "fraudulating" too amusing not to somehow employ in future.

And, yes, when the next book has a hardcopy edition come out... that WILL be added to the collection. Just do not expect a speedy bovine.