a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

Holy shit this is amazing.

02-01-2013, 03:18 PM

amyzzz

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Vitamin C?

02-01-2013, 03:19 PM

ENluv12

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Someone needs to sig that.

02-01-2013, 04:01 PM

HotHamWater

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENluv12

Someone needs to sig that.

I did as soon as I saw it.

02-01-2013, 04:43 PM

RotationSlimWang

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I believe the guy.

02-01-2013, 04:48 PM

ENluv12

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotHamWater

I did as soon as I saw it.

yessssssssssss

02-01-2013, 05:30 PM

SlowMotionApocalypse

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

I believe the guy.

God bless you, I know you are a good person in your heart.

02-01-2013, 05:41 PM

weeklymix

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse

God bless you, I know you are a good person in your heart.

Now I don't believe him.

02-03-2013, 08:33 AM

caco0283

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

ahahahahahahahaha

02-04-2013, 11:30 AM

zircona1

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I might be going on OK Cupid again, I'm nervous about it.

Is it a good idea to look for matches in an area that you visit every once in a while and MIGHT be moving to in the future? This would be an area, like, hundreds of miles from where you presently live.

02-04-2013, 01:49 PM

mountmccabe

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

It might be useful for gathering information to help you decide if you want to move (to get an idea of the size and breadth of the dating pool compared to where you are now or other possible locations) but I don't see why you would want to start messaging or investing yourself in anybody until you actually moved.

I say this as someone who moved 2500 miles to be with somebody; I was actively against starting a long distance relationship.

02-04-2013, 06:46 PM

chairmenmeow47

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.

also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back :(

02-04-2013, 07:36 PM

HotHamWater

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back :(

I don't think you have my new address, so it will probably just get sent back to you.

Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.

02-05-2013, 09:58 AM

amyzzz

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Not everyone looks good naked.

02-05-2013, 10:04 AM

guedita

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Singles With Food Allergies? Ugh give me a break.

02-05-2013, 05:55 PM

Zafocaine

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by unit300021

Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.

If you can't figure out who the men wearing fishnet stockings are within the first week of being online, then you probably deserve to learn the hard way.

02-06-2013, 07:16 AM

Dogvolta

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Cougarlife.com

ON IT

EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.

02-06-2013, 08:22 AM

amyzzz

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Nope.

02-06-2013, 09:26 AM

psychic friend

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Nope.

agreed

02-06-2013, 09:38 AM

zircona1

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.

Well I was going to say in my profile that I don't live in the area, but do visit out there a few times a year and am considering moving there.

02-06-2013, 09:50 AM

amyzzz

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychic friend

agreed

^5.

02-06-2013, 10:21 AM

BROKENDOLL

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogvolta

Cougarlife.com

ON IT

EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.

I care for a lady who is going to be 89 next month. Her and her boyfriend had a spat the other day and she told me to keep an eye out for a new boyfriend for her, preferably someone younger... I bet I'd get a lot of Brownie points while you were being made to feel like a kid again...Let's do this!

02-06-2013, 10:52 AM

clleadz

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogvolta

Cougarlife.com

ON IT

EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.

I had no idea this existed. Any luck?

02-06-2013, 10:59 AM

Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

There are plenty of newly divorced women in their 40s that would be very happy to get fucked by a 28-year old.