Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad,
Me father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad,
But then one day I learnt a word that saved me achin’ nose.
The biggest word you ever hear and this is how it goes.

He traveled all around the world and every where he went
He’d use his word and all would say there goes a cleaver gent.
When dukes of maharajas pass the time of day with me,
I say me special word and then they ask me out to tea.