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Your name is WILL. As was previously mentioned you are in your BEDROOM. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You often play COOPERATIVE GAMES in which you engage in WACKY HIJINKS while everyone else does all of your work for you. You enjoy keeping things RELAXED AND LIGHTHEARTED and make jokes at ALMOST EVERY AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY, especially at OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPENSE.

It goes without saying that you enjoy making people laugh, and while you have often debated with yourself over whether making people laugh for your own enjoyment is a selfish way to live, you always come to the conclusion that EVERYBODY WINS, ESPECIALLY YOU.

Your DeletionQuality username is Wadling.

What will you do?

Will: Retrieve arms from wardrobe.

Arms? What? Why would you keep severed arms in there? Why would you assume anyone would do that?

Or did you mean 'arms', like, 'armaments'? That would be pretty cool, but no, you don't have any of those in there either.

Remove one of the posters to discover a hole, go through the hole into your homes drywall, use it to escape the confines of your bedroom prison.

Originally Posted by Aval

Do you have any idea how hard it is to make Madder praise the Beatles? I have been trying for three consecutive years to do that without success, but you managed it through the power of your wrongness. I'm kind of proud in a sick twisted way.

Rachel Constantine: I was especially interested in the section on Arroway's video unit. The one that recorded the static?
Michael Kitz: Continue.
Rachel Constantine: The fact that it recorded static isn't what interests me. What interests me is that it recorded approximately eighteen hours of it.

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Evelyn Beatrice HallRelax

...wow, you almost kept a straight face saying that. ‘Masturbate’. Heeee. It’s a hilarious word, who could resist? Pity there’s no one to around to insincerely chastise you for it, though. So many potential hijinks wasted.

That reminds you, you really should check out what's going down on the DeletionQuality forums. There are better-than-decent odds something entertaining has happened since you've been away.

Rachel Constantine: I was especially interested in the section on Arroway's video unit. The one that recorded the static?
Michael Kitz: Continue.
Rachel Constantine: The fact that it recorded static isn't what interests me. What interests me is that it recorded approximately eighteen hours of it.

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Evelyn Beatrice HallRelax

You load up the ANANSI web browser and direct it to what is indisputably the most amazing website ever created. Yes, indisputably, mostly because there is no one around to argue the point with you.

WILL: Use your laptop to start a thread on DQ called "HomesDQ".

What? HomesDQ? That word means nothing to you. Furthermore, it sounds completely and utterly lame. Only under truly dire circumstances can you imagine yourself willingly taking part in such a bizarrely-titled thread.

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Hey, GhosD PsyQiatrists updated! Hell yes!

Oh, and some other shit too. Two new, relatively fast-growing threads, and a big burst of activity in the Sburb thread... you guess you ought to check them out, being a moderator and whatnot.