From the list of Silvio's women: Aida Yespica, 29, a Venezuelan model and reality show contestant said she had known Silvio Berlusconi for at least four years. "He is a person who is very kind to everyone," she said, "for me, he's a father figure." The so-called "bunga bunga" room, an underground salon where starlets allegedly put on lascivious performances for the prime minister and his friends, was in fact used for karaoke sessions during which guests "ate fruit", she claimed.

"Ate fruit", huh? We used to call it "buttering the biscuit" when I was young....

Italians in all walks of life, but especially those evil Italian businessmen, are committing suicide at record rates as the Italian socialist state and its judiciary squeezes the last drops of blood out of them. But it's Berlusconi who's the bad guy.