Actually, I kind of like the giant Siberian ice schlong. And, after all, there can't be all that many people around to be offended by it, judging by the photo.

The fairy on the toad, though ... that's offensive to the eyes even as a tabletop-sized model. Imagine it public-art-sized and count your blessings that the project was canceled. Just knowing that such a thing existed, even three thousand miles away, would give me nightmares.