"K, going the obvious route has a very huge gapping hole that can lead to a loss, so let's take the other road, Ixia. Double Team up, dodge that Encore with all your luck, and set up! Although, given luck, this might lead to my loss as well. :/"

"Hello, my name is Stephen and I will be your waiter this evening."
Roll a D5 for pokemon: 2 - Caterpie
"Perhaps you might want to try the battle with Caterpie?"
Roll a D2 for ability: 1 - Shield Dust
"Maybe a side order of no sudden surprises?"

Shield Dust: Type: Innate. This Pokemon has dust covering the outside of its body that prevents opponents secondary effects from taking place (eg burn from Flamethrower). It does not block direct status moves (such as Thunder Wave.)

"This hard hat ain't just for show, you know."
Roll a D5 for pokemon: 1 - Feebas
"Feebas here'll blow that dumb look right off your stupid face."
Roll a D2 for ability: 2 - Adaptability
"She might look like a floppy fish but she can adapt to anything."