Sunday, December 7, 2008

Slush and Punishment: Ta-Ta, Ta-Tas!

Dear Editor,Are you a mother? Did your child ask for breastfeeding in public places? Did you not know how to wean him/her? In Ta-Ta, Ta-Tas, little Jimmy learns that there are lots of good snacks that don't come in mommy's blouse and how they can have emotional comfort just like mommy's sweet ta-tas.

I bet your right. In fact, she's probably hoping to get it published so that she can give a copy to that crazy-hippy-dippy-la-leche-league daughter-in-law of hers who has the GALL not to have started her 6 week old on rice cereal yet!

and how they can have emotional comfort just like mommy's sweet ta-tas.

Hard to pick out the worst line in that post but the above is a great beginning, can we all say "eating disorder"!!!Now honestly, this isn't a real book is it, not a REAL submission... you MUST be making this one up!:)Ebony, LOVE Little Britain :)

Did you really get a query like this? About breast-feeding huge lumps of walking, talking kids who are able to, and do, unbutton their mothers' blouses to get at the breasts? In public? And fuss about it?

Things that make you go eeuww!

Breast-feeding: a very good thingBreast-feeding in public of anyone over the age of one, or able to __tell__ the milk supply to whip 'em out: gross.

But then, whoever published the book about bowel movements made lots of money.