EB: what is this thing, anyway??EB: and why is it blocking your transporter?GG: it is some sort of terrible creature my grandpa huntedGG: he called it the typheus minionGG: i always hated it!EB: typheus?EB: like the web browser?GG: i guess soGG: it is probably a coincidence thoughEB: hmm, i don't know...EB: if you think numbers always mean something, why wouldn't browser names?GG: yeah maybe.....GG: i guess it would make sense for someone to name a really awful web browser after such a hideous monsterEB: wow, you sure do hate that thing!GG: well sorry, i just found it sort of a weird and creepy thing to grow up with!EB: i think it is pretty cool.EB: and he is actually sort of cute to be honest, :pGG: :p!!!!!!EB: oh, and screw you, typheus is an awesome browser!EB: it is old school.GG: joooohhhhhn, it is so crappyEB: typheus is the best and that's really all there is to say on the matter.GG: YEAH RIGHTGG: now is obviously not the best time to have the argument about whose browser is better....GG: but really john you should upgrade to echidna, its so much nicerGG: after you upgrade your clunky old computer of course :PGG: maybe when i am in the game, i can give you one of mine!EB: oh please.EB: i will have you know, miss fancy computer dork...EB: that i DID upgrade my computer.GG: oh???EB: yes, you are talking to the proud owner of a brand new BILL COSBY COMPUTER, ok?GG: :OEB: it is a stylish laptop in the shape of none other than bill cosby, the comedy LEGEND himself.GG: omgEB: he is looking a little sly, and fatherly, and he is wearing a sweater, and he is bill cosby.EB: i made it with my alchemiter.GG: john that is incredibleGG: i cant wait to make stuff like that!!!!!!GG: except...GG: all my awesome stuff exploded with my room :(EB: then you will just have to make lots of NEW awesome stuff!GG: yay!!!EB: ok hold that thought, im going to yank this stupid monster off of the thing.

Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.