This should be an animated gif. I need to rummage around and see if I have the DVD.

Yes, I have so much media I need to rummage around to see if I have Pulp Fiction on DVD. It might be on Blu-Ray, in which case I can't rip the frames on a computer 'cuz I don't have a Blu-Ray drive on a PC.

You can overdose and live. But more pertinent to your point, the hospital is definitely a much better place to start than a florist - even if the florist has an adrenaline shot and a girl with weird shiat in her face.

The florist's understatement is hilarious. "It wasn't a very pleasant way to start the day."

So this guy has had worse days? On the scale of the days he has had, finding a dead body only constitutes an unpleasantry? I wonder what his worst day looked like. "Dear Diary, had to gas another batch of orphaned toddlers this morning. One's eyebrow was twitching as she clutched her doll, so I stomped her skull flat. Life in the gulog, am I right?!"

And with that twisted of a personal history, no wonder he's a florist. He was the guy giving flowers at the most inappropriate times. "Oh, I'm sorry that your wife got sucked into a jet engine while running from the hostage takers. I pick you this dandelion." At least now this sick, emotionally ruined bastard can get his morbid satisfaction and earn some cash at the same time. Florist, like crime scene clean-up technician, is one of those professions that chooses you, not the other way around.

From another article I see that the woman claims to have left the body at 5 AM. The florist got to work at 6, but didn't report it until 9. Sounds like somebody was stemming the rose. He earned it, but talk about the frequent dragging miles the cadaver got within twelve hours of going cold. He should get an upgraded pallet at the morgue.

spentmiles:From another article I see that the woman claims to have left the body at 5 AM. The florist got to work at 6, but didn't report it until 9. Sounds like somebody was stemming the rose. He earned it, but talk about the frequent dragging miles the cadaver got within twelve hours of going cold. He should get an upgraded pallet at the morgue.

FTA:"An employee of the flower shop found the man in the vehicle about 9 a.m. Saturday and called police, authorities said. Troopers from the Red Lion station investigated and arrested James Saturday."

Wasn't the owner who found it. It was one of the other employees. Looking at the place on Google Maps, it's a fairly rural area, and a large site. If the owner parks around back, or at another end, a car elsewhere on the site probably wouldn't draw much attention.

Crisco is no different than the rest of his sick GOP buddies, he gets a boner from watching society's "undesirables" snuff it. Well, I'm going to be doing the happy dance when he eventually flops over from a coronary at Chuck e Cheese.

spentmiles:The florist's understatement is hilarious. "It wasn't a very pleasant way to start the day."

So this guy has had worse days? On the scale of the days he has had, finding a dead body only constitutes an unpleasantry? I wonder what his worst day looked like. "Dear Diary, had to gas another batch of orphaned toddlers this morning. One's eyebrow was twitching as she clutched her doll, so I stomped her skull flat. Life in the gulog, am I right?!"

And with that twisted of a personal history, no wonder he's a florist. He was the guy giving flowers at the most inappropriate times. "Oh, I'm sorry that your wife got sucked into a jet engine while running from the hostage takers. I pick you this dandelion." At least now this sick, emotionally ruined bastard can get his morbid satisfaction and earn some cash at the same time. Florist, like crime scene clean-up technician, is one of those professions that chooses you, not the other way around.

From another article I see that the woman claims to have left the body at 5 AM. The florist got to work at 6, but didn't report it until 9. Sounds like somebody was stemming the rose. He earned it, but talk about the frequent dragging miles the cadaver got within twelve hours of going cold. He should get an upgraded pallet at the morgue.

Fissile:You all are getting a good laugh out of this, but last year New Jersey Gov Crisco vetoed the Good Samaritan bill that would have prevented cops from arresting a person who called an ambulance for an OD victim. http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2012/12/christie_veto_o f _good_samarita.html

Crisco is no different than the rest of his sick GOP buddies, he gets a boner from watching society's "undesirables" snuff it. Well, I'm going to be doing the happy dance when he eventually flops over from a coronary at Chuck e Cheese.

I've actually encountered this very problem. There is a lot of strange maneuvering involved to try to do the right thing. It's like arresting underage drinkers when they call for help with suspected alcohol poisoning.

Misch:spentmiles: From another article I see that the woman claims to have left the body at 5 AM. The florist got to work at 6, but didn't report it until 9. Sounds like somebody was stemming the rose. He earned it, but talk about the frequent dragging miles the cadaver got within twelve hours of going cold. He should get an upgraded pallet at the morgue.

FTA:"An employee of the flower shop found the man in the vehicle about 9 a.m. Saturday and called police, authorities said. Troopers from the Red Lion station investigated and arrested James Saturday."

Wasn't the owner who found it. It was one of the other employees. Looking at the place on Google Maps, it's a fairly rural area, and a large site. If the owner parks around back, or at another end, a car elsewhere on the site probably wouldn't draw much attention.

I totally missed that part of the article. But yeah, makes sense that an employee found the corpse while the owner was busy parking on the other side of the building. Thank you for keeping all the facts on the internet straight. It makes cross referencing so much easier when I'm working on my doctoral thesis.

This sorta reminds me of an interesting story that I haven't thought of in quite some time...

One day, my wife and I went shopping, morning errands, etc... There was some guy parked just up the street from our house. We didn't think much of it until we got home over an hour later, and the dude was still there.

So, I went up to the car and knocked on the window. His explanation was that he was having a tremendous diabetes low sugar moment and didn't trust himself driving. So he simply pulled over where he was to wait it out. I asked him if I should call someone for help, and he showed me his phone - he was already talking with his father. So everything was apparently in order, and he really was just being responsible.

The point of this story is that sometimes you will see a car parked in a strange place for no apparent reason. And sometimes that person really IS having a medical condition that was not self inflicted. The secondary point is, don't be afraid to check it out. You might actually be able to help someone.

megarian:Fissile: You all are getting a good laugh out of this, but last year New Jersey Gov Crisco vetoed the Good Samaritan bill that would have prevented cops from arresting a person who called an ambulance for an OD victim. http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2012/12/christie_veto_o f _good_samarita.html

Crisco is no different than the rest of his sick GOP buddies, he gets a boner from watching society's "undesirables" snuff it. Well, I'm going to be doing the happy dance when he eventually flops over from a coronary at Chuck e Cheese.

I've actually encountered this very problem. There is a lot of strange maneuvering involved to try to do the right thing. It's like arresting underage drinkers when they call for help with suspected alcohol poisoning.

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We now live in a twisted society that gets its jollies from mercilessly punishing people for petty transgressions, but makes heroes out of government murderers and Wall St conmen.

Fissile:You all are getting a good laugh out of this, but last year New Jersey Gov Crisco vetoed the Good Samaritan bill that would have prevented cops from arresting a person who called an ambulance for an OD victim. http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2012/12/christie_veto_o f _good_samarita.html

Crisco is no different than the rest of his sick GOP buddies, he gets a boner from watching society's "undesirables" snuff it. Well, I'm going to be doing the happy dance when he eventually flops over from a coronary at Chuck e Cheese.

Or maybe Christie vetoed A578 not because he is an evil republican, but because of problems with the way the bill is written? I haven't read the bill myself, and probably wouldn't understant all the leagal nuances, but it might be full of loopholes and splippery slope presedents.Like, if you call an ambulance when your friend ODs, do you get to keep your dope? If that's true, then why not this: You friend gets shot while you and he are robbing a liquor store. You call the ambulance. Do you get a free pass?

-No, you don't gotta farking stab her three times, you only gotta do it once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.-What happens after that?-I'm kinda curious about that myself...

AugieDoggyDaddy:Fissile: You all are getting a good laugh out of this, but last year New Jersey Gov Crisco vetoed the Good Samaritan bill that would have prevented cops from arresting a person who called an ambulance for an OD victim. http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2012/12/christie_veto_o f _good_samarita.html

Crisco is no different than the rest of his sick GOP buddies, he gets a boner from watching society's "undesirables" snuff it. Well, I'm going to be doing the happy dance when he eventually flops over from a coronary at Chuck e Cheese.

Or maybe Christie vetoed A578 not because he is an evil republican, but because of problems with the way the bill is written? I haven't read the bill myself, and probably wouldn't understant all the leagal nuances, but it might be full of loopholes and splippery slope presedents.Like, if you call an ambulance when your friend ODs, do you get to keep your dope? If that's true, then why not this: You friend gets shot while you and he are robbing a liquor store. You call the ambulance. Do you get a free pass?

AugieDoggyDaddy:Fissile: You all are getting a good laugh out of this, but last year New Jersey Gov Crisco vetoed the Good Samaritan bill that would have prevented cops from arresting a person who called an ambulance for an OD victim. http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2012/12/christie_veto_o f _good_samarita.html

Crisco is no different than the rest of his sick GOP buddies, he gets a boner from watching society's "undesirables" snuff it. Well, I'm going to be doing the happy dance when he eventually flops over from a coronary at Chuck e Cheese.

Or maybe Christie vetoed A578 not because he is an evil republican, but because of problems with the way the bill is written? I haven't read the bill myself, and probably wouldn't understant all the leagal nuances, but it might be full of loopholes and splippery slope presedents.Like, if you call an ambulance when your friend ODs, do you get to keep your dope? If that's true, then why not this: You friend gets shot while you and he are robbing a liquor store. You call the ambulance. Do you get a free pass?

You know, i could understand your unwillingness to contact police due to your heroin use, but to stuff the poor bastard in a car in a parking lot is just farked up. Everyone knows you drive up to the emergency room and roll him out the car door and take off.

AugieDoggyDaddy:Or maybe Christie vetoed A578 not because he is an evil republican, but because of problems with the way the bill is written? I haven't read the bill myself, and probably wouldn't understant all the leagal nuances, but it might be full of loopholes and splippery slope presedents.Like, if you call an ambulance when your friend ODs, do you get to keep your dope? If that's true, then why not this: You friend gets shot while you and he are robbing a liquor store. You call the ambulance. Do you get a free pass?

No, it only covered drug overdoses. New Jersey already has a similar law for alcohol poisoning.

In place of the bill (A578), the governor recommended the Legislature agree to direct the state Division of Criminal Justice to study drug overdose reporting and to provide his administration and lawmakers with a recommendation on a comprehensive approach to the problem.

The governor's office declined further comment.

Sen. Joseph Vitale (D-Middlesex), a primary sponsor of the bill, said Christie was stalling.

"All this does is kick the can down the road," Vitale said. "While I appreciate the fact that the governor wants to be supportive and helpful, we've had a series of conversations with the Attorney General's Office and they weren't able to articulate a position that made any sense."

"We now live in a twisted society that gets its jollies from mercilessly punishing people for petty transgressions, but makes heroes out of government murderers and Wall St conmen."

So that's a "fact," huh? And it's a "fact" that Christie gets boners from watching drug addicts die? I'm not sure you actually know the definition of the word fact, but that's ok because you're on fark and facts and providing evidence for your claims aren't important here.

"We now live in a twisted society that gets its jollies from mercilessly punishing people for petty transgressions, but makes heroes out of government murderers and Wall St conmen."

So that's a "fact," huh? And it's a "fact" that Christie gets boners from watching drug addicts die? I'm not sure you actually know the definition of the word fact, but that's ok because you're on fark and facts and providing evidence for your claims aren't important here.

spentmiles:The florist's understatement is hilarious. "It wasn't a very pleasant way to start the day."

So this guy has had worse days? On the scale of the days he has had, finding a dead body only constitutes an unpleasantry? I wonder what his worst day looked like. "Dear Diary, had to gas another batch of orphaned toddlers this morning. One's eyebrow was twitching as she clutched her doll, so I stomped her skull flat. Life in the gulog, am I right?!"

And with that twisted of a personal history, no wonder he's a florist. He was the guy giving flowers at the most inappropriate times. "Oh, I'm sorry that your wife got sucked into a jet engine while running from the hostage takers. I pick you this dandelion." At least now this sick, emotionally ruined bastard can get his morbid satisfaction and earn some cash at the same time. Florist, like crime scene clean-up technician, is one of those professions that chooses you, not the other way around.

From another article I see that the woman claims to have left the body at 5 AM. The florist got to work at 6, but didn't report it until 9. Sounds like somebody was stemming the rose. He earned it, but talk about the frequent dragging miles the cadaver got within twelve hours of going cold. He should get an upgraded pallet at the morgue.

Owner or employee, that florist is one sick farker, no wonder he didn't want to be identified.

spentmiles:The florist's understatement is hilarious. "It wasn't a very pleasant way to start the day."

There was a legendary, ancient pawn shop whose owner was finally going out of business. Some reporter asked him "You must have some fascinating stories to tel. Could you share one?"

"Well, there was this time the son of a famous soul food restaurant came in and asked to look at a circular saw. We plugged it in to show it ran well. He picked it up, turned it on and jammed it into his neck. You mean, stories like that?"

That incident had happened about 20 years or more before the interview. Now THAT was an unpleasant retail experience.