Thursday, 6 September 2012

The story of how John Lennon met Yoko Ono is typical of the
mis and dis-information that surrounds the Beatles.

The story, as described by John Lennon to Jann Wenner for a
1971 Rolling Stone magazine, tells of the conventional tale that they met on
November 9, 1966 and is as follows:WENNER: How did you meet Yoko?

LENNON: I’m sure I’ve told you this many times. How did I
meet Yoko? There was a sort of underground clique in London; John Dunbar, who
was married to Marianne Faithful, had an art gallery in London called Indica
and I’d been going around to galleries a bit on my off days in between records.
I’d been to see a Takis exhibition, I don’t know if you know what that means,
he does multiple electro-magnetic sculptures, and a few exhibitions in
different galleries who showed these sort of unknown artists or underground
artists. I got the word that this amazing woman was putting on a show next week
and there was going to be something about people in bags, in black bags, and it
was going to be a bit of a happening and all that. So I went down to a preview
of the show. I got there the night before it opened. I went in – she didn’t
know who I was or anything – I was wandering around, there was a couple of
artsy type students that had been helping lying around there in the gallery,
and I was looking at it and I was astounded. There was an apple on sale there
for 200 quid, I thought it was fantastic–I got the humour in her work
immediately. I didn’t have to sort of have much knowledge about avant-garde or
underground art, but the humour got me straight away. There was a fresh apple
on a stand, this was before Apple–and it was 200 quid to watch the apple
decompose. But there was another piece which really decided me for-or-against
the artist, a ladder which led to a painting which was hung on the ceiling. It
looked like a blank canvas with a chain with a spy glass hanging on the end of
it. This was near the door when you went in. I climbed the ladder, you look
through the spyglass and in tiny little letters it says “yes”. So it was
positive. I felt relieved. It’s a great relief when you get up the ladder and
you look through the spyglass and it doesn’t say “no” or “fuck you” or
something, it said “yes.”

Barry Miles, McCartney biographer and chief Beatles propagandist, perhaps predictably, further muddies the water by not giving an actual date but suggests it may have been 1967 in his account of events..."In '67 there was an art symposium. ... Within about
six weeks of Yoko coming in, we had a show of hers. We gave her her first
European show - it might have even been her first gallery show. Lennon came
around the day we were hanging the show. There were about 10 people there.

John Dunbar introduced John to Yoko and she showed him
around. I think she was a bit suspicious because Lennon famously said,
'Avant-garde is French for bullshit' He always had a chip on his shoulder. He
obviously liked the show, and there was one item there that was a stepladder
you had to climb up. On the ceiling was something written so small you couldn't
read it. Hanging there was a chain with a magnifying glass.

So you wobbled about on the top of this ladder, and it said,
'Yes.' He thought it was going to say some negative thing like 'fuck off.' He
was very pleased with the fact it was a positive message. He always claimed
that was what changed his mind about Yoko."

However, according to Wikipedia there is a second version.
In this one, as told by Paul McCartney, Ono was in London in late 1965
compiling original musical scores for a book John Cage was working on called
Notations. McCartney declined to give her any of his own manuscripts, but
suggested that Lennon might oblige. When asked, Lennon gave Ono the original
handwritten lyrics to "The Word".

Miles again does seem to confirm this version with this quote from a Daily Telegraph interview..."She knew exactly who they were. She'd already approached Paul for
some John Cage manuscripts she wanted. He wouldn't give her anything,
but suggested she go to John. But she told John she'd never heard of the
Beatles and he believed her."

Yoko, he says, methodically pursued the Beatle for the next
18 months, bombarding him with postcards. "John always assumed she was
after sponsorship. But it all changed when Yoko visited him at home
while Cynthia was away on holiday.

"John had called a meeting at Apple to announce to the other
Beatles that he was the reincarnation of Jesus - I think it was the
only thing on the agenda - and, that night, Yoko came over, and they
stayed up all night and made the tape that became Two Virgins, and then
made love as dawn was coming up."

There are
those who have claimed Paul and Yoko had an affair at this point but that's
pure speculation.

Now, in an interview with the late Reg King, former lead
singer of the sixties mod band the Action, I have come across perhaps a third
version. In the interview Reg is asked “You knew Yoko Ono early as well, is
that right?”

Reg King of The Action

“Yeah, I met Yoko at the Middle Earth in Covent Garden. She
said “Reggie, you look very much like John Lennon” – which a few people had
said before because I guess I do look a bit like him. “I’d really like to meet
John” she said. As we had the same producer as The Beatles she wouldn’t leave
me alone. It wasn’t me she wanted, it was John. So I said, “Look, if it helps,
John does occasionally go to The Speakeasy. I see him there sometimes on a
Tuesday night.” The very next Tuesday she was there. Before, she’d had all the
flower dresses on, the psychedelic outfit, but in The Speakeasy she had the West
End girl look. All smooth and smart. That night Paul and John came in. Paul
said hello. And John used to say to me (adopts heavy scouse accent) “Aye, ye
Action Man!” That was all he ever used to say, but he spoke to me at least!
Yoko stood there dumbfounded, “Wow, you really do know The Beatles.” Within
fifteen minutes she was in there and the rest is history.”

Unfortunately, no date is provided for the meeting, however,
it does cast massive doubt on Yoko’s claim that before she met Lennon she had
never had of him, or the Beatles, and adds weight to the theory that she
arrived in London specifically to snare a Beatle.

About Me

I have for a long time been intrigued by the Beatles conspiracies that seem to surround them. I have just published my first ebook; The Sgt Pepper Code that is available on Amazon. I also have a YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/Beacon1966.