Writer, Artist,

Prolific Badass

Graphic artist and writer seeking innovative entrepreneurs and business entities. Enjoys long blog articles and romantic dissertations. Likes contrast, balance and effective use of white space. Provides own adjectives and nouns, and performs own verbs, adverbly. Owner of a luxury Adobe Suite including Photoshop and Illustrator. If you are in need for someone to give your product a face or write compelling copy, we could make beautiful projects together.

Published Author

Published in 6 anthologies including Lose the Cape: Never Have I Ever and Angel Bumps. Specializes in humor and research. Topics include parenting, autism, business, fashion and sex. Experience also entails content marketing, SEO, sales copy, email marketing and journalism.

Graphic Artist

Specializes in Hand-Drawn Elements and Web Design. Published in a coloring book featuring art: From Dust to Essence. Design experience includes websites, web elements like banners and Pinterest Pins, T-Shirts, Book Covers, Logos, Advertisements, Flyers, etc.

Air Force Veteran

Graduated Basic Training as an Honor Flight, got some academic award in tech school, known as Mr. Dixon's "Star Airman," at best did 73 pushups in a minute, kickass in martial arts against all branches, won 2nd place in the Christmas Tree decorating contest.

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