Instagram can’t even contain the sexiness that is Abigail Ratchford

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Why are you reading these words? The hot-as-hell Abigail Ratchford is only a few scrolls aways. Seriously, it’s pretty impossible to get closer to the sexiness of Abigail Ratchford than you are right now. Well, unless you saw her in person. But we all know how that would end. You’d get a serious pants situation and then walk away all embarrassed, meanwhile, not even getting a good look at her, but when your buddies would ask you what happened, you’d make up some crazy story about how it was the time of your life, while secretly feeling the shame of seriously blowing what could have potentially been the best moment ever.

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