A person who acts like they have a degree from Harvard but clearly does not. Hates sports, rock, rap and secretly wishes it was socially acceptable to wear a kilt. Likes to hang in the woods and sing, opposed to getting drunk in a bar. Uses unnecessary, complicated words even when he orders food at McDonald's. Only drinks wine and port, because beer is way too pedestrian. Also challenges people to drinking contests, only to be puking and begging for God to spare his life by 8pm.

I invited a coworker to a case race, he claimed to be a drinking machine, but turned out to be a bonejob!