It’s okay. We’ve got time. Go ahead and read the headline one more time. Take it all in. And remember, this stuff is why we let Florida stay a part of the country. Because on a regular basis, the Sunshine State delivers news oddities so damn odd you’ve just got to smile. And, of course, be glad these things don’t happen elsewhere. So here we go. A naked man, described by WESH-TV anchors as “armed, naked, and dangerous,” opens fire on a police SWAT team robot. (Because, you know, even the most badass police–the ones with the amazing weapons and the best training–know enough not to try and talk to a naked guy with an AK)

They send the robot to the door and the naked guy starts shooting. Best part? The robot’s got a camera and catches it all on tape. I know what you’re thinking. The only way this could get any better is the appearance of a cute little dog. Okay, for you? Done.