This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets 2-2-18

Read. Laugh. Follow.

Another week, another batch of the funniest tweets collected for your viewing pleasure. Give them a read, and remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. They’re not just putting their hilarious thoughts out there for their health, after all. Plus, if you’re just going to wind up repeating these jokes to your friends and passing them off as your own, the least you can do is throw a little admiration their way. It’s only fair.

The asteroid Phaethon had a near miss with Earth, at only 6.2 million miles. To understand how close that is, imagine you taking your new car to a supermarket, and a shopping cart rolls past it only 6.2 million miles away.