If

: : Would be very grateful to hear if anyone possibly
: : knows where a collection of the "If" phrases
: : as in "If wishes were horses then beggars would
: : ride" .. etc "If **** was *** then *** would/wouldn't
: : etc.

: : Many thanks in advance,

: Don't know a website, but here's one appropriate to the season:
"If if's and but's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas."
I always liked the rhythm of that.

"If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ***** when they hop!"
( http://www.kool107.com/GREGBIO.htm

If frogs had wings, and snakes had hair,
And automobiles flew through the air,
If a watermelon grew on a huckleberry vine,
Then we'd have winter in the summertime.
(From http://www.grandfolkies.com/rack1.htm )