Mrs Bugg, wearing a bow-topped empress-hat and carrying an ankh-inscribed sceptre, stands smiling and waiting for the line of buggs to approach her with a scroll. Nothing in the way of smiting, tickling or anything untoward at all seems to be taking place, which is … weird.

The text reads: “Junebugg 25, 1530: At the Diet of AugsBugg, the Augsbugg Confession is presented to the Holy Robuggian Emperor by the Luthbugg princess and Electors of Bugmany.