Unless we're talking about Persona 4 Arena, stories in fighting games tend to be pretty awful.They usually boil down to a series far-fetched excuses for random characters to beat the tar out of each other.

Dead or Alive 5 is no exception.

In the video above, I show off some of the more ridiculous rationales the cast of Dead or Alive 5 has come up with for committing aggravated assault. At least one involves the dignity of a motorcycle.