Critical Northwest: CriticalLand – The Jankiest Place On Earth

July 15, 2013 @ 10:00 am - July 21, 2013 @ 12:00 pm

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Critical Northwest is the Washington State week-long, outdoor, camping and art event. This year we are taking over a new location filled with exciting surprises: the Mason County Fair Grounds in Shelton, WA! That’s right, a fairgrounds!

Not only do we have camping, we have buildings available for Theme camps to host their amazing projects! We have a big outdoor grass area with an open air stage — The Hub of Tomorrow! And two indoor stages of non-stop entertainment!

Featuring the latest in Critical bureaucracy… the DMV!! Yes A DMV!!! Get your art cars ready!

Dance your bASS out in the CandyLand Palace! Check out Frontier Land! Glitter Land! Big Bear Country! Fantasy Land! Explore the daytime Boardwalk Arcade and ponder the mysteries and delights of the nighttime Streetwalk Midway! And who doesn’t want to be a part of the Nights a Light Promenade Parade!

You will be impressed and entranced on Fire Island! See the magic and the talent of performers and artisans alike as they master one of the five elements!

Who is making these great things happen you ask? You are! Your campmates, your friends, your virgins and your other sexy friends! You want to create and host a Land? Let us know! It could be yours! All Yours! It’s a BIG world after all!

The time is now! Come Participate in this week-long celebration of the janky Northwest!

Tickets for Critical Northwest are currently on sale. Check out the website for more event and ticket info.