Think back to the first time your wife told you that she had a fresh cream pie waiting for you when you got home. You were so busy thinking about that tasty dessert that you almost missed the naked black man creeping out of your bedroom. That’s when you realized that the tasty dessert your wife had in mind for you was probably a good bit hotter and a great deal saltier that you’d been planning on. Nowadays, though, you know full well that you’ll be slurping up a hot pussy-flavored spunk treat straight from your hot wife’s taint and boy, you couldn’t be happier! Right?