MILESThis is the Meezer Monday Miles report - post 4th purrfday edishunThe Purrfday Report - I am now 4 years old!! WOW. when we started this bloggie I was not efen 1 yet. Now I'm OLD. Sammy and I are now the same age. But he will be 5 on June 10. The Foods Report - HAM, BACON, CHICK-HEN and EGGS. no french toast. I love french toast. Maybe next weekend. The Mom Report - Mommy hadded a really really scairty thing happen to her last friday on her way home from werk - she was run off the highway by a trakker trailer and she came inches from slamming her car into the cement center divider. The trakker trailer nefur efen stopped. He just cut her off mofing into her lane and the only place she could go was into the middle. In the process of screaming and steering her metal monster she hert her neck and shoulders. She is furry furry sore. So all day on Mommy's day we taked turns laying wif her on the couch. Ok, well I spent the whole day at my surprise purrfday party that my wonderful girlfriendcat Sanjee hadded for me. I don't fink that Mommy minded that I didn't lay wif her. The Alien Report - by my whacko brofur Sammy - Sammy Meezer here wif the Alien Report - well the two legged little ones that disappeared last week after taking the one alien out all tied up in the wagon reappeared this weekend. they haf not recaptured the alien and tied it up again. it's prolly not a really good idea to do that again. but the aliens are now romping around togefur and making their plans. i think the end is near............. back to you MilesOh Sammy, you really really need some help. Or medi-k-shun. Or both. That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. I think I need a nap. I'm getting older you know.

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WHOO HOO!!! I get to be first! What exciting reports from everyone! Miles, you aren't getting older...just much more snuggly! I miss all of you! I'm having a lot of fun with Sloane here in the Village! I saw some kittens today and really wanted to take one of them home! :)

Bacon, ham, chicken and eggs? You really hit the good food jackpot this week, Miles. I am really sorry about what happened to your Mom. I hope she stops being sore soon. I am sure that Sammy covered for you on keeping Mom company while she heals. Sammy, you keep a close eye on those aliens. I'm glad they didn't really eat the two-legs.

Mom told us about the near-accident when she read it on Facebook. That was very, very scairty! We hope her hurty is all gone very soon. You boys might want to purr on her some more. You may even be able to parlay that into getting some French Toast!

I'm glad your mom is OK!! Those things are scary. Two years ago today my mom had a tractor trailer rip the passenger side of her car out. Luckily, she was the only one in it! I will purr that your mom's neck feels better soon!!

Oh dear, what a terrible scare your mom must have had. I am so relieved that it wasn't much worse. I hope her neck and back feel better soon. I guess she didn't get a license plate on that real BAD tractor-trailer driver?

We are so happy you had a great birthday cellebration!We hope your momma feels better soon, that was a bad, scary thing to happen!Medi-k-shun gets our vote! Just look at how our mom keeps popping hers, so it must be good!

Happy Belated 4th Birthday Miles!!!!! WE just know you had fun,heehee We are very happy your Mom was OK after that scary thing with that bad truck!!!We are sad that she is sore :( Good thing she has you guys :) We bet you made Mother's Day happy for her :)Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

WE hopes yur Mommie is feelin better. One time a long long long time ago when Momma werked. Dis BIG monster truck INTENTIONALLY tried to run over Momma and it wuz relly skairee...she fankfully found a poleezeman and dat truck left her alone...we is glad dat yur Mommie is OK.

Happy Birthday Miles! Great food you got this weekend. I didn't get any waffles, so I know what you mean about the french toast.

We are sorry about what happened to your mom. We wish she could have got their number so she could have reported them. Sometimes those drivers are not very safe at all. We hope your mom gets better soon.

ohhhh, good gravy morayvie! yer poor mom!! gif her efur so many cuddles extra frum us--we din't get to cruise bloggies yesterday hardly at all, an' this is the furst we knew of this. drat that stoopid truck driver--but he'll get "his" eventually, if he keeps drivin' like that.

good jobs onna reports, guys! an' happy (belated) purrthday, miles. billy? it would prolly make yer momladyperson's shoulders feel better if you would drape yer warm, furry self ofur them an' nuzzle on her headhairs a little. moms like that!

When My Mom read what your Mom had to go through she understood the fear she went through, it was scary. Mom and the other beans were going back East to visit and they were going over the Rocky mountains in a truck and camper setup. Mom was driving at the time. She passed this eighteen wheeler going up the hill but forgot how they come down a hill, fast. He went by her and pulled in front of her and cut her off, if she hadn't braked a little that guy would have flipped them off the road. This was way before my time, but she has never forgotten it. She still remembers the name of the truck, it was a company named Navajo. And if she could have gotten the plate number she would have reported him but she had to pull over and stop somewhere to calm down. Dad took over then.