Click to viewWhen Bowser opens Mario's foul-mouthed roast at Peach's Castle with insult gags like "Mario, you beat me so often, I feel like Toad's dick!" it can only go downhill from there. And it does.

Mario's enemies, rivals and esteemed colleagues, from Bowser to Kirby to a 'faced Luigi, rip into the star of Super Mario Bros. on his 25th anniversary, telling Nintendo's famous mascot what they really think of him—while masking their contempt with humor. Patrick "Putty" Warburton does a good turn as Bowser, but Pikachu's comic timing is perhaps the most amazing of the bunch.