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Max is a Shadowblade, a supernatural--and supernaturally competent--warrior bound to protect her witch Giselle. As a Shadowblade, Max doesn't age. She is better, faster, stronger than any ordinary human being. And she hates it. Giselle betrayed her trust to make Max what she is, and though she is magically compelled to protect Giselle and follow orders, Max works against her witch in every way she can. Continue reading Bitter NightReview by SilkDiscuss it in our forums.

Jules and I (Jules is like Precious Jewels here or something), we're doing 'A guide to chic lit: the newest rage in LDS fiction).

James Dashner (he's like Jamestown here), is doing tons of stuff, master of ceremonies, Hooks and Cliffhangers, Follow Your Wierdness, and he's team teaching with me: 'Let's Pretend: writing Fantasy,' where I will emphasize 'let's pretend,' and he emphasizes 'writing fantasy.'

Also, our own controversial Jeff Savage (savage beast, I think) will be doing 'All that and a bag of chips, Marketing and self promotion,' and 'The book recipe.'

And there's tons more of us, so do come if you're interested.

And for those concerned (Fellfrosch), I will be turning my cell phone off!--but if I happen to make a call, the exit signs are marked.

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"You&#8217;ve got more issues than National Geographic!"

"You&#8217;re like a soggy brown banana, the only use for you now is to get cooked."

Let's see, let's play a game I'll call, The Truth is Revealed, in which we find startling truths within the subtext of "Rules of Engagement" I'll start.

On pg.. 101 speaking about a guys apartment we read "Fliers and leftover paint from pranks gone wrong covered the door in a platter of graffiti." Well whose fault is that, Stephanie? Whose fault is that!

See, the truth is revealed here. Stephanie puts crap on the doors of guys apartments just so she can write about how trashy they look in her book. The truth is revealed!

Another startling passage comes on page 106, which contains the following starling dialogue, "Emma was shocked, "What? You read some of his notes?" "No, I read all of his notes."

The truth is revealed! All the time Stephanie claimed that she wasn't reading other peoples honey pot notes before she delivered them. But she clearly was! Emma is obviously Stephanie's roommate, and the conscienceless one is Stephanie. Sad, sad day.

Oh, there are more. Many more. Like the part where the narrator mocks the guys' excellently developed stadium seating in their living room, secretly revealing Stephanie's contempt for stadium couches, even though she had no complaints when SHE was sitting on them! The truth is revealed indeed.

Those pranks were NOT me! Well, not the ones with the paint...anyway...and YOU know exactly who did those! And...I would never read anyone's honeypot notes...unless that person was sitting in front of me and knew exactly what I was doing, ha ha!

Oh, and I love stadium seating. We have them at my house house in Washington...but they are fun to mock, I'll admit! But then you were such an easy target.

Ah heck, here's a question for you? Did you hold Tenderheart against his will when he clearly desired only to be in our arms? He loved us better. Does that chafe? Well, it better.

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"You&#8217;ve got more issues than National Geographic!"

"You&#8217;re like a soggy brown banana, the only use for you now is to get cooked."