It’s always a let down when when a hot celebrity chick falls off. When we were either too young or too broke, we were certain that in five more years we would either be rich enough or suave enough to pull her (instead of ourselves every other night). And during all that planning, it never once occurred to us they might do a 180. The following seven stars of the ’90s have fallen off and gone are our chances to make sweet, blissful love to them, soberly.

Be warned, unless you want your world shattered, please DO NOT CONTINUE beyond this point!

1. Lil Kim

“Queen bitch, supreme bitch…”

In 1996, Rap’s original sex symbol had us all in a frenzy when her debut album Hardcore dropped and it wasn’t entirely for the music either. The now legendary spread eagle promo pic instantly made Lil Kim our fantasy girl, where her reign as Queen B lasted until she started f*cking with her face and body.

Today, Kim is a former shell of herself thanks to her multiple, bad nose jobs, botched all around face job and hip and ass injections. If Kim’s goal was to look like the infamous Cat Lady on Mondays to Wednesdays, Snookie on Thursdays to Saturdays and Latoya Jackson on Sundays, then mission accomplished!

Did Want…

Do Not Want…

2. Jenna Von Oy

You may remember Jenna Von Oy as the character Six, the Blossom sidekick. But, you probably best remember her at the peak of her thickness, as Stevie Van Lowe on The Parkers. Our favorite white girl with a booty stole every scene she was in with her thick thighs and #datass. We wanted to smash and we wanted to smash hard. Nowadays, Jenna’s a married mother of one but she’s not a MILF unfortunately.

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Do Not Want…

BONUS: a short clip of Jenna being the original Rosa Acosta.

3. Pamela Anderson

Fuuuuu! We wanted Pamela Anderson Lee so bad during her “CJ Parker” days on Baywatch. Watching Pam run in that red swimsuit, with them tittays – albeit fake – was a sight of glory. That chick oozed sex like ink out of a pen. Then she contracted Hepatitis C and started to get old and well… yeah, no bueno.

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Do Not Want…

BONUS: CJ Parker’s greatest scenes

4. Vivica A. Fox

It was hard to escape Vivica back in the ’90s, not that we wanted to. Viv was a baaad woman but somewhere along the way, she decided she wanted to look like Jigsaw from the Saw movies and pretty much succeeded. Way to go, Viv!

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Do Not Want…

5. Lark Voorhies

Okay yea, Kelly Kapowski was “the hot one” on Saved By The Bell. But Lisa Turtle? She was definitely giving Kelly a run for her money! After Saved By The Bell, Lark went on to do some episodes of Martin which we’re sure you all remember because you too wanted Martin to choose her over Gina. In real life, Ol’ Marty Mar was knocking that down and we don’t blame him.

Today, Lark isn’t as visually appealing as she was back in the ’90s. Everything from drug addiction to disease has been alleged but no official story has ever been reported on her fall from fineness.

Did Want…

Do Not Want…

BONUS: Lark in her prime on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show.

6. Nikki Cox

The only good thing about Married With Children‘s bastard child, Unhappily Ever After, was Nikki Cox. Those legs went on forever, and when they stopped, you were immediately hit with a pair of bouncing boobs that turned us into drooling babies in need of milk. Unfortunately, some doctor, who should get their license revoked for messing up God’s work, f*cked Nikki’s face up with lip injections and something that left her looking of Asian descent.

Did Want…

Do Not Want…

BONUS: Nikki Cox montage.

7. Maia Campbell

Good God Maia was finer than frog’s hair! Despite not knowing or caring about her acting skills, we had high hopes for her but unfortunately mental illness, which led to drug addiction, got her instead. With embarrassing mugshots, nudes and videotapes. her downfall was well documented.

Fortunately, it appears that Maia has made a full recovery from her past life and she looks way better than she did during her ratchetitycrackwhore days. Yet, we still wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pool despite everyone knowing girls with a touch of the crazies make for great lays. We just can’t get over the mugshot.

Man, i lusted after all them in their prime. Every once in a while, i get nostalgic, and look up my favorite 90s broads, and release the juice to these girls as i remember them in their prime.

Only one i never really had a thing for was lil kim. That song with her and sisqo was full of nasty shit, even the edited version makes me wanna shower for 2 hours, and pray for a month straight. Shes been gross to me.

Y’all need to stop with this “TSSCrew ” mascarade when it comes to these slore posts. We all know Gotty’s behind it. Now I can understand why you’d want to play it like it’s a team effort to defuse the blame(I’m married too), but you’re not fooling anyone!

This made me sad. Especially the Nikki Cox one. And once the page loaded to Vivica, I lol’ed in pain cause of how painfully spot on the entry was. She was my wife during my adolescence. Why can’t people learn to age gracefully instead of going the way of cosmetic surgery. It has only worked for Sharon Osborne and Kathy Griffin. And they knew when to stop.

When you let some douchebag in Hollywood tell you what you need to do to ‘look better’ that’s when you’ve effed up royally. I never understood why Kim did that ish to this day, the breasts? ok. but everything else WTH.

And Jenna just needs some sun and she’ll be alright. I mean dang, you ain’t gotta look like a Vampire Diaries reject damn.

And ya’ll almost made me lose my appetite lookin at the following:

Vivica, Lil Kim, Pam Anderson and Maia Campbell and ya’ll should have never posted a link to that cat-woman looking chick, I almost hurled.

Me and my boys had a whole night of being depressed about what happened to Lark Voorhies, but DAMN. Nikki Cox?! Unhappily Ever After was my show as a kid and Nikki Cox was the childhood crush. I thought I wouldn’t be phased but…dang…

It’s a little cruel to put Lark Voorhies on the list. From what I understand, her current physical appearance is because of Lupus and not the result of anything she has done to herself. I’m good with the rest of the list, but I feel bad for Lark.

Vivica – I had NO idea. That’s criminal.
Lark – Gets a bye for the Lupus.
Lil Kim – Skank. Wouldn’t have touched that in her prime.I got an A in sex ed.
Jenna – Who?
Nikki – I’m truly afraid. I’m posting before getting to her. I know I should just close my browser but…

I can’t believe lil kim did that to herself. she stopped looking like lil kim YEARS ago. if anything, just an extra cup size woulda made her PERFECT as far as i’m concerned. i heard that shit can be addicting & i guess she could be the poster child for why NOT to start plastic surgery. she can be the fried egg in the frying pan in the “…this is your brain on drugs commercial”. ‘….this is your face on plastic surgery’.