I’m glad we got that cleared up.Â I know that if I were a soldier or a member of a military family, I would want a pampered little princess telling me that I don’t know what war is like.

Last time we checked in with Meghan, she and her (paid-to-be-her) friends were having fun joking around with Henry Kissinger and pretending to be actual working people.Â Those wacky kidders!

Since that was quite a while ago, I thought I’d stop by and see what America’s favorite beer heiress has been up to lately. So I went back and checked her blog.

The sacrifices I make for you people.

Turns out there was some kind of convention or something in St. Paul last week.Â Who knew?Â Here are a few of the photos that Meghan’s “friend” (if “friend” is defined as a full-time professional photographer that either the campaign or mommy has hired to follow Meghan around) took for her, along with the captions Meghan wrote for each photo.

Meghan:Â “I want a ‘WE LOVE CINDY’ sign!

…because it’s the only way she can get Mom’s attention?

Meghan:Â “McCain-Palin water bottles!”

. . .because Republicans have not done enough to trash the environment!

Meghan:Â “During Dad’s intro video, there was a baby picture of me on the huge screen.”

. . .because Republicans NEVER exploit their children for political purposes!

Meghan:Â “More Kissinger!”

. . .because all the other Republican war criminals were either in Washington or sent overseas.

Okay, hang on a second.Â Kissinger in a cowboy hat?Â WTF?Â That’s almost as strange as a pitbull wearing lipstick.Â And what is up with Meghan’s odd obsession with Kissinger?Â This is the third or fourth post I’ve read where I wanted to scratch my eyes out with a dull spoon she had photos of Special-K.

Meghan:Â “This baby’s outfit is so cute.”

. . .because I swear to God that we Republicans will never ever ever. . .well, hardly ever. . .ruthlessly exploit children for political imagery.

Meghan:Â “Babies always bring a smile to mom’s face.”

. . .except after Botox sessions.Â And how many times do I have to say it??? Republicans absolutely DO NOT EVER exploit children for political purposes except when we want to.

You can almost read Cindy’s mind here:Â Trig, you’re worth at least a million votes to us, kid.

Meghan:Â “Mom looks fabulous!”

. . .because it’s not every day that you can put together a $300,000 outfit to talk about helping poor people in New Orleans.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.Â I now understand why John McCain hates the bloggers.

There are currently 2 responses to “Meghan McCain Knows More about National Security than You Do”

I love Cindy McCain’s outfit. McCain’s dress looks fancy and beautiful on her. Not thing wrong with it, the one that complained may not a tailor or designer anytime in their life. She looks younger than her real age.