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From: Ian Lyster
Subject: Techno Golf
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>> Subject: Techno Golf
>> Date: Thursday, January 29, 1998 8:03AM
>>
>> An American, a German, and a Japanese are golfing, and they're each
>> bragging about how their country is the most technologically
>> advanced.After a few holes, they all hear a phone ringing, and the
>> American extends his thumb and pinky finger and uses his hand like a
>> telephone. After he's finished, the German and the Japanese ask him,
>> "How did you do that?" The American smiles and says, "I have
>> microchips
>> implanted in my fingers and there's an antenna in my hand. Good old
>> American technology!"They play a few more holes, and then the phone
>> rings again. This time, the German just stands there having a
>> conversation with the air. When he's finished, the other two ask him,
>> "How did you do that?" He smiles and says, "I have microchips
>> implanted
>> in my teeth and my ears, and an antenna in my scalp. German
>> engineering!"After a few more holes, the phone rings yet again. The
>> Japanese goes running off into the bushes. The American and the German
>> can't figure out what's going on, so they follow him, and find him
>> squatting with his pants around his ankles. "What on earth are you
>> doing?" they ask."I'm waiting for a fax."
>>