Create-a-Caption: Mini-cornermen, mega-fighter

At the Fightcard Ruthless event in suburban Chicago, heavyweight Jeff Burdorf walks out with two of the baddest cornermen in the business. Since Burdorf won, they must have been effective. Take your shot at a caption in the comments, and read on for winners of our last create-a-caption.

First place: Simon Says take your shirt off if you have a winning record in the UFC. -- rice

Second place: In an effort to get support from Perez Hilton, the UFC is now holding tryouts for Octagon Boys. -- ketchup sandwich