Soap With No Suds

And you won’t even complain! Because this is Soap Light, a portable lamp serenading as a bar of soap! Fantastic! It comes with this charger base, predictably fashioned as a soap dish and once fully charged you can place the bar wherever you fancy. Using the touch interface you can switch it on-off but to dim or brighten the light, you need to rub the bar. I can picture elegant bars all over my room. Designers: Jieun Kim & Jiyeon Ahn of LUCA 12:00

How do we know that the origin of the future universe, some cosmic luminescent fluid with the power to rip open the fabric of our own space-time blanket and replace it with an entirely different physics, spewing out new forms of matter and energy that consume our own little universe like a yummy little bon-bon as it rapidly expands in dimensions we can’t even imagine, is quietly gestating within its center?

Sure, it looks harmless enough, even pretty I suppose, if you like that kind of thing. But I’m just not willing to take that chance.