- Kim Kardashian decided to take a huge insurance policy for her most important assets, just in case her showbiz career (!?) will have to suffer because of some loss.

– After his latest New Orleans arrest for domestic issues and for taunting the cops, Nicolas Cage decided to enter rehab to get help in solving his problems. It seems he is going to be Charlie Sheen’s first patient in his “sober house”.

– Donald Trump just made a triumphal appearance in front of a promisingly huge and excited crowd in Boca Raton, Florida. Well, as excited as the hot weather and medication allowed for the key voters in Boca Raton, mostly retired snowbirds. Now they only need to make it until elections. The key point in Trump’s speech: reducing taxes on estates.

Disclaimer: these news are not intended to inform, but to dis-inform. No fact-check has been done and, as a matter of fact, there could be no facts.