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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

In his press conference apologizing for his arrest for assault, Adam “Pacman” Jones got in an altercation with a reporter. Been a rough week for Adam. Earlier this week he beat-up his anger-management therapist.****Nancy Kerrigan continues to do well on “Dancing with the Stars.” In a related story, Tonya Harding bought a new toilet seat cozy for her trailer after winning a $20 scratch-off. In a related story, Tonya Harding got a speeding ticket and told the cop to screw himself without taking the Marlboro from her lips.****In his Cincinnati press conference apologizing for his arrest for assault, Adam “Pacman” Jones got in an altercation with a reporter. That’s like holding a press conference apologizing for sexual harassment and then asking the woman reporter for a date.****In his press conference apologizing for his arrest for assault, Adam “Pacman” Jones got in an altercation with a reporter. On the bright side Adam landed an endorsement deal with United. (Assist Stefan M)