turns refrigerator to 'defrost'Me: Yes, universe, it's just a matter of time before le refrigerator will be sparkling clean and free of TEH EBIL ICE! skips away to freakishly cold living roomLe Fridge: OMFG she is insane. I defreeze for NO WO-MAN. New Chromey Scale: Heh heh.

Three hours ago...

opens freezer doorMe: OMGWTFBBQ! Do you not know the meaning of the word DE-FROST? Unfrost, you fucking bitch! Unfrost right NOW!runs sobbing into freakishly cold living roomLe Fridge: I'm as COLD AS ICE. I'm willing to SACRIFICE OUR LOVE!New Chromey Scale: OMG I <3 Foreigner! ::wipes single tear from face plate::

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Marine Autumn

I owe you marine autumnWith dankness at its rootsand fog like a grapeand the graceful sun of the country;and the silent spacein which sorrows lose themselvesand only the bright crownof joy comes to the surface.