A hobo comes up to you and wants to fight. Since you have only seconds to spare before he potentially stabs you and gives you hepatitis, it's imperative that you size up your opponent quickly. I think this video is a great study for when you're outmatched.

In this week's edition of #TiffanyTuesday, Playboy model and former Miss COED Tiffany Crystal recounts her experience with Black Friday, with a creeper on Twitter, and provides our readers with top gifts for the athletic chick in your life. Check our her suggestions along with a phenomenal pic of Ms. Crystal's colossal sticker-covered cleavage after the jump!

If you're sick of listening to the play-by-play commentary during the NFL games or the sound of your aunt's voice is making your brain leak or your Friendsgiving could use a soundtrack, we've got just the (cranberry) jams for you! The rad crew at RCRDLBL has compiled two Thanksgiving-themed playlists for your jive turkey @ss - The Good and the Bad. No ugly, though - we've got plenty of that goin' on the TV. Baste your brains with thick beats after the jump.

Every Thursday, we feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the cybersphere. Last week, we showed you the most selfless, loving type of person in the world - sluts. We figured that might not fly as much on a day like today, considering that most of you are back at home with your parents. Instead, we decided to get into the holiday spirits by showing you the funniest Thanksgiving Day-inspired demotivational posters (not that you'll need much demotivation once that Tryptophan starts setting in). Check them out after the jump!