Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 5 pedals.other contestant: I can shoegaze that tune with 4 pedals.Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 3 pedals. other contestant: OK, shoegaze that tune!Inconuucl:

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0Don't do me ugly...Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!

WooHoo! I finally got one, been at the top of my list for a long time, could just never pay the black market price I was checking email at the same time Scott sent out the notification, cant wait, do I start counting to 5 now?