Listen. I’m sure he was, it’s just kind of funny the way he said it there.

“Jiminiy Cricket, I didn’t know this was gonna be like a cook festival.” – Snooki

Don’t most nights turn into a “cook festival”, Snooks? I’m not even sure if I’m trying to be dirty or mocking her phrasing.

“Jionni’s like, ‘don’t drink so much you blackout.’ …he just needs to respect how I am!” – Snooki

So, she’s a total alcoholic.

“If I can get through this, you can get through this.” – Sammi Giancola to Vinny

So many thoughts on this quote. First off, it’s funny because they approach being on a reality show about partying like it was a war. But you do have to respect how much drama Sammi’s been through. I know, I never used to like her but I’m changing my mind on that.