A jaded student, a hopeful writer, and a wannabe professional sleeper. Frolicking in a land that is part Bombay, part Bangalore, part Hogwarts and completely entertaining. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got puns, hun.

Neha Mathews is a writer who hides in a blanket fort of pop culture references from Dan Harmon and Joss Whedon shows. Proud member of fictional pre-natal thrash rock duo Madonna and the Ho. Writes sometimes, eats most times.