the position a sports fan stands in when completely disgusted with his/her home team's preformance. Consists of both hands placed on the head and a look of disgust on the face. Also known as "The Big House Position". Originated in Ann Arbor, Michigan during the game against Appalachian State.

"The team was getting beat so badly everyone in the stadium was doing the Wolverine"

The act of waking up next to a very homely lady sleeping on your arm after a night of drinking, and instead of risking waking her up and having to plow her again by moving your arm, you chew off your own arm to escape.

I woke up next to a real barracuda this morning. I don't know what happened last night, but I didn't want to find out this morning, so I had to do The Wolverine to get out of there.

The insertion of 3 fingers into the vagina or anus of a woman. During this time, the three fingers (pointer, middle and ring) are to be together (in contact with one another). Upon repeated insertions, listen for the female yearn for more pleasure. At this time, the fingers are to be seperated at the greatest distance allowable by the human hand. It is the repeated usage of the spreading technique that constitues a full scale wolverine, but no half hearted attempts. the owning hand must be spread at full legnth as to create severe discomfort in the finger regions.

I was at the jersey shore, and easily 3 knuckles deep by 11 am...i heard her moaning like she wanted the cyclops....but i performed the wolverine in such outstanding fashion. My hand is still swollen from the seperation reps....