Matt Kesler

A pettifogger with callipygian attributes.Not a maverick but he will travel widdershins when appropriate. Talented in the art of eructation and gastromancy he honed his skills at a young age. When he becomes sialoquent you may find yourself searching for the vomitory. Though you may be overcome with formication do not give in to your crapulence.Matt Kesler has a thesaurus!