Are we talking BJ party, as in one slutty, raunchy woman and a bunch of dudes doing things that end up doing things probably better left in fantasies, but still good for a few wanks, or "BJ party", AKA what happens when you Google "lemon party" or "blue waffle"?

Are we talking BJ party, as in one slutty, raunchy woman and a bunch of dudes doing things that end up doing things probably better left in fantasies, but still good for a few wanks, or "BJ party", AKA what happens when you Google "lemon party" or "blue waffle"?

Goddammit, Android.

/by Android, I mean me//proofreading, folks - it's never valuable until you don't do it

Are we talking BJ party, as in one slutty, raunchy woman and a bunch of dudes doing things that end up doing things probably better left in fantasies, but still good for a few wanks, or "BJ party", AKA what happens when you Google "lemon party" or "blue waffle"?

Well, the one I will discuss looked like a bride's stag party. There was a fully erect stripper with a can of whipped cream and a circle of women in chairs. I'll let you figure the rest out from there. Let's just say he lingered in front of several women while they enjoyed themselves.

Are we talking BJ party, as in one slutty, raunchy woman and a bunch of dudes doing things that end up doing things probably better left in fantasies, but still good for a few wanks, or "BJ party", AKA what happens when you Google "lemon party" or "blue waffle"?

Well, the one I will discuss looked like a bride's stag party. There was a fully erect stripper with a can of whipped cream and a circle of women in chairs. I'll let you figure the rest out from there. Let's just say he lingered in front of several women while they enjoyed themselves.

CleanAndPure:fireclown: CleanAndPure: Apple sexbots will cost twice the price of Android sexbots and only come in one model "Rosie O'Donnell".

They will brag youre less likely to get an STD from iRosie because fewer people will stick their dick in her.

There will also be a win sexbot but they will all come with both a penis and a vagina and claim this is what people want as it is more flexible.

Blah blah blah, Unix sexbot.

Unix sexbot may have best performance but will be too complicated for the average Joe to operate.

It's the new masochism. Three hours of reading man pages and hunting down dependencies each time. Denial with a 21st century twist.

The win8 bot would switch which organs it's using at inappropriate times, and may brick itself if you install any unofficial software to work around that 'feature'. Still, there's a non-trivial market for that set of hardware.But you can never turn off its camera, it uploads usage statistics each day or refuses to activate, and RROD gains a whole new meaning.

Are we talking BJ party, as in one slutty, raunchy woman and a bunch of dudes doing things that end up doing things probably better left in fantasies, but still good for a few wanks, or "BJ party", AKA what happens when you Google "lemon party" or "blue waffle"?

Well, the one I will discuss looked like a bride's stag party. There was a fully erect stripper with a can of whipped cream and a circle of women in chairs. I'll let you figure the rest out from there. Let's just say he lingered in front of several women while they enjoyed themselves.

/like I said it was my last Bing porn search.

So, Option A, in reverse?

/well, better than I was expecting

There was a lot worse. FBI type worse. But yeah these were just a bunch of consenting adults using a stripper's schlong to taste each other's spittle.

She was clean, tight, insisted I go bareback, and not pull out so she could "feel everything".

/There are a lot of freaky grannies out there

//I have done the MILF, GMILF, GGMILF trifecta from the same family

///No, not at the same time

\No, I will not post the pics

There are A LOT of freaky old people out there. STDs are a huge problem in retirement/nursing communities. Most of the older people don't like condoms and as a consequence, they just spread the joy from one partner to the next.

That being said, I hope that when I get old (Ill consider 100 a blessing), I still have it in me to want things like that. Good for her; I bet that she would've banged that stripper if her family wasn't there (and he was willing).

As to you banging a 78-year old woman, I do not know how much she gets any, but you probably made her a very happy woman in her twilight years. Just because they're old doesn't mean they don't get horny.