What Should the Tagline Be for the Google Movie?

Last week, Deadline Hollywood Daily reported that the story of Google, like Facebook before it, will be turned into a feature film. The movie will be based on New Yorker writer Ken Auletta’s 2009 book, Googled: The End of the World As We Know it. “It’s about these two young guys who created a company that changed the world, and how the world in turn changed them,” producer Michael London (Sideways, Smart People) told Deadline. As if to slyly differentiate Google’s tale from that of Facebook, he added, “The heart of the movie is their wonderful edict, don't be evil.” Given the protagonists’ alleged aversion of evil—although, some might argue, this is an interpretation that’s generous bordering on fictional—filmmakers must still present the movie as something more than mere docu-drama if they want to generate the same buzz as, say, our generation’s other Web-to-reel sensation, The Social Network. By our calculations, the Facebook movie’s P.R. blitz has been helped enormously by the film’s delicious and memorable tagline, "You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies.” It combines puns and a vague sense of threat—the two most effective rhetorical devices. With that in mind, some competitive taglines for the Google movie.• You sure you’re feeling lucky?

• Here’s one tab you can never pay off.

• Even the power of invisibility can’t save you.

• More hits, more hurt.

• Every time one door closes, another window opens.

• Cache. Catches. Everything.

• We’re all only as good as our “Drafts” folder.

• Wave goodbye.

Got something better? More sinister? More puns? We welcome your submissions in the comments!