When police in the Shandong Province of China received a call about a "drowning woman," it took 18 officers nearly an hour to fish her out of the water. As you can see, what they thought was a human being in danger ended up being some jerk's carelessly discarded inflatable sex doll. Tragically, her two companions — a copy of Skin Slappin' Sex Adventures 12 and a large purple butt plug — sank to the bottom and were never seen again.