Ryan Gosling: Cheating on Eva Mendes With Emma Stone?

If you've been paying attention to the marketing campaign for La La Land, you know that Hollywood two hours fellating itself with song is just what America needs during these troubled times.

We hear there's a scene in which Ryan Gosling croons about various strategies to fix Obamacare without repealing, all while performing a Gene Kelly soft-shoe that will just melt your grandmother's heart.

We kid - it's really just good-looking people whitesplaining jazz and wearing brightly-colored clothing, but you know they're gonna invent new Oscars for to give this thing anyway.

It's baffling from the outside, but when you think of the film industry you need to picture that scene where Patrick Bateman flexes in the mirror while having sex with a hooker in American Psycho.

Now you've got the idea.

Anyway, what does all of this have to do with Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling, and Emma Stone?

Well, the latter two star in La La Land, and we're physically incapable of talking about that movie without starting with how wildly overrated it is.

Anyway, if you've seen any award shows this season, and you weren't overly distracted by Winona Ryder's facial expressions, you probably noticed that Ryan and Emma act like a couple of BFFFs at all times.