Once upon a time in a land of Breakdown, there lived a little girl named Natalie. Now Natalie fancied herself the princess of Breakdown castle, but in reality she was just the offspring of the gatekeeper and the woman who brings milk on Sundays.

There was a horrible, horrible creature in the center of the square! It was ugly and green, with pointed ears and knotted skin, the only noise coming from it's mouth was a horrifying squeal: "Nooooooobs! Biiiiiiiitches! Looooooooosers!" Well, that's what most people saw, but Natalie seemed to for some reason think it was a horse.

Anyway, (and I'm resisting the urge to kill the young sewer rat off right and here and now and be done with it) Good King Invalid was there, and, with his magical tome of Infinite Power and Wisdom, sealed the troll inside the book. Natalie was heartbroken losing her only chance to gain a friend of any kind, and ran up to the good king. "Why did you do that?!" she screamed, as drool and snot and some weird white stuff fell off of her face.

Frost, the good Queen of Breakdown, came out from the tower then, in a flowing purple dress with the Breakdown emblem embroidered on the Nas portion. "The King must do that, wench!" He said in an entirely calm fashion. "If he doesn't, the trolls would soon overrun our castle and there'd be nothing left of it whatsoever. Or at least, nothing I'd want!" The little girl kicked Frost in the shin and shouted "No! He has to come back right now! He's my pony and I love him!"

Frost sighed and said "Look, you unfortunate brain addled fool, the Book occasionally needs repairs, like when the King loses his favorite text function and doesn't know why. Once that happens, the troll will have to be released, and then he'll get another chance to shut the Truck up."

Natalie let out a high pitch scream, flopping on the ground and raising a huge fuss. "HE'S ME FRIEND AND I LIKE HIM AND YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE ME AND HE'S NICE AND SOFT AND (at this point, it kinda sounds like white noise to me, I don't know what she said, so I'll just fill it in.) PANCAKES AND SODA POP AND KITTIES AND BATMAN!" The girl then threw her scissors at the tome!

With a flash of blinded light, trolls started pouring out of the book! Square, Niggnoggs, Machiavelli, and even old Mr. Nascourge came forth! There was nothing anyone could do to stop them! They swore, they harassed, they even specifically targeted Natalie with all manner of horrible insults! Queen Frost, think quickly, jumped in front of the tome long after it would've been helpful to do so.

Meanwhile, Invalid simply waved his hand over the book three or fours times until it started to work. The trolls all returned to the tome, and Natalie sat where she was. Her hair was a mess, her face was red, and she smelled like troll Nas. The King walked up to her and asked "Are you alright?" and Natalie looked up at him, tears in her eyes, and said "Where are all my friends?"

THE END

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~Invalid:"Shea has an umbrella that is actually a sword, not a sword that is actually an umbrella, and chocolate bars."

Last edited by SheaChan on Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:06 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : fixed a typo)