<rindolf> This reminds me of a fun discussion I had with my
co-worker.
<rindolf> He had a Firefox window open with an ActiveState page and I
read "Perl, PHP, Python, Tcl, XSLT".
<rindolf> So he said: "Heresy! C is the only language."
<rindolf> So I thought for a moment and said "Intercal is the only
language."
<nanonyme> lol
<rindolf> And then "Real men write in Intercal."
<rindolf> "COME FROM" anyone?

There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game).
This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.