Saturday, May 21, 2011

Art

This is art. In fact, since it is art, I should probably say, "It is a work of Art", because that makes it sound even more impressive.

You know how you know it's art? Well, for one you can't see no pussy. Other things you can't see are shaving cuts, stretch marks, moles, etc. You see, that's how art works. It tells you what you will see and what you won't see.

Pornography, on the other hand, shows you everything, even the stuff you don't want to see.

Actually, now that I think of it, that's why I like porn better than art. I want to see the things I don't want to see, you know what I mean?

It's kind of like being at the scene of an accident. You gotta look. And, porn is like that. You just gotta look, to see if there's any gore, any bruised buttholes, flakes of smegma, bleeding acne. That all adds to the experience.

When the experience is limited, it is Art. Art is great because it allows us to have fantasies which are not as good as porno fantasies. Art is kind of like Intro to Fucking 101. It gets you a bit used to the subject matter. You begin to think about it, and the more you think about it, the more you notice all the graphic, obscene and disgusting nuances.

And then, you are ready for Fucking 201, The Psychology of Porn.

So art is just kind of a thing to get your feet wet. That's all. But it is an important part of life, and that's why me and the Fu2rman bring it to you here at The After Party.