Man my 3 year old son has been telling me that bubbles are bothering him in his room at night for the past few weeks. I can hear him telling them to leave him alone at 2-3 in the morning sometimes. Been creeping me the hell out.

Man my 3 year old son has been telling me that bubbles are bothering him in his room at night for the past few weeks. I can hear him telling them to leave him alone at 2-3 in the morning sometimes. Been creeping me the hell out.

Man my 3 year old son has been telling me that bubbles are bothering him in his room at night for the past few weeks. I can hear him telling them to leave him alone at 2-3 in the morning sometimes. Been creeping me the hell out.

My oldest when I was pregnant, she was holding a doll by a foot upside down and said if you do this to a real baby it will die. Looked at her like WaaaaaTF and told her to stfaway from the baby when it comes.

My youngest, we're out and about and theres some people around and she says all nonchalantly, I wonder what human skin tastes like. Again I was like WaaaaaTF and said but you don't want to taste mommy's skin right?

Man my 3 year old son has been telling me that bubbles are bothering him in his room at night for the past few weeks. I can hear him telling them to leave him alone at 2-3 in the morning sometimes. Been creeping me the hell out.