Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L

ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!

MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am

Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm

"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)

M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am

Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A

Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm

Where are the directions?

ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm

Gud 'un, MP!!

PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm

As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.

Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am

Agree with ...
Step 1 should be a +, not a x

... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm

Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.

Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am

Replace "Problems" with "Evil"

RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am

well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.

Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am

Nice comment.

aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm

Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.

PERSPECTIVE -

twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am

Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.

GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm

So true man, so true...

Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am

Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm

Good Point!

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm

this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L

k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm

Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title

Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am

As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...

IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am

Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here

IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am

The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.

Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm

P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:41 pm

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:37 pm

The story of "Three Men & a 'Lady'"...

MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm

Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm

Dang! Lol

MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am

Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)

MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am

Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.

Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am

True that !

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH -

mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:44 pm

LOL! Haven't seen this on ComPewter 2---YET!! seen the green screen of confusion and stubbornness, the throbbing window/black screen of can't it up and going (Viagra/coffee screen) and the black screen of utter chaos---- 5L!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:45 am

I only get a black 5creen now. Probably because the darn thing won't power up anymore.

rerun - October 11, 2015, 7:40 pm

I still need to buy a new laptop. Using a very very old one now. Sad part, I cannot even get the blue screen anymore.