"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh

Throw this in, Jeremy Clarkson recently looking for a new job:“Californians have a habit of ringing at 11pm and I realised I couldn’t think as straight as they do with their leaves and mineral water existence if I was halfway through my third bottle of Léoube.”