A media report last week said the worst 'offenders' need to be graded according to a new system of acronyms in line with 'localist' agendas - like the UK's Dale Farm** traveller evictions - that 'the proles' can easily understand.

Her annual tax free salary, expenses, commissions and other kickbacks have earned her the nickname of 'Napoleon' - the chief swineish protagonist in George Orwell's prophetic 1945 satire on the EU called Animal Farm.

** An update on the Essex site eviction is expected later.

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