Lady peon: Beautiful day, isn’t it?Male peon: Sure is — some fine weather here.Lady peon: I hope it lasts, but I don’t know about this weekend — I’ve heard it might get cool.Male peon: Yeah, that must be hard for women.Lady peon: What?Male peon: Yeah, it must hard trying to figure out what to wear — shorts, skorts, capris, pants, skirts. Guys don’t have that problem.Lady peon: Okay. You have a good day.

Female peon: I love eating a rare steak and then sopping up all the juice with some bread.Male peon: You know what I like? To puncture a hole in a small animal that runs by my house and catch the blood like a fountain.Female peon: Um, yeah, that would work, too.

Fat old creepy guy interrupting three Asian girls: So how old is this guy?Asian girl #1 (looking awkwardly at friends): 18.Asian girl #2: Yeah. (laughs) She likes them young.Fat old creepy guy: Oooh! (pause) You can train him! Get a collar and a leash and a big stick like the ones my kids use to whack their pigs!

Sweet-looking old lady on phone: What’s the word on the street? Yeah, that little girl will do just fine… I told her it doesn’t hurt. Well, if you get a good client, it doesn’t hurt… Well, I’ve got twenty… Great, bye!