In the rare occasions that I have gotten out of the house lately I’ve found that there seems to be a small trend building (mostly unnoticeable) — women have too much forearm hair.

I am a guy. As such, the amount of hair on my arm works for me. That said, it is completely unattractive for a woman to have so much hair (I’m sorry if that makes me sexist, but in my opinion this is true). In fact, having even fifty percent of the amount of hair on my arm would be too much. If any of you female readers out there are in this range (which means you’re someone who I do not regularly hang out with because I don’t consider any of my friends in this category), please consider shaving regularly and often. This means you, girl at KB Toys in Greece Ridge Mall in Rochester, NY.

True, I’m not exactly in a position where I have much going for me either (I’m like George Costanza, except I’m not fat or bald), so I shouldn’t be picky. Heck, it’s not like there are any girls out there that are interested in me that are being disqualified for having this problem. I was hoping to try and nip this trend in the bud before it becomes a problem.