Shooting a guy in the dick, thinking about it for 5 hours and then eating the gun, leaving two young children fatherless in the process, sucks big time. The DA said the investigation is over and they aren't going to comment but if speculation is true that the shot cop was fucking the wife of the guy who took his life, that would certainly weigh heavily on her mind I would think.

Not as bad but my friend Jessica overheard a kid she put at 10 YO yelling at his mom that he "didnt want to have to listen to her bitch because she was in a bad mood about getting caught blowing uncle Ed last night" Great stuff

lugnutz wrote:Not as bad but my friend Jessica overheard a kid she put at 10 YO yelling at his mom that he "didnt want to have to listen to her bitch because she was in a bad mood about getting caught blowing uncle Ed last night" Great stuff

This still makes me literally laugh out loud. People at work asked me what I was laughing at and I got no answer....

BOSTON—The Massachusetts Appeals Court has ruled that a man whose estranged wife conceived twins through in vitro fertilization must pay child support even though the children are not biologically his and despite a signed agreement between the couple that he is not financially responsible for them.

The court ruled Tuesday that because Chukwudera Okoli gave his consent to Blessing Okoli's in vitro fertilization with donated sperm and eggs, he is the legal father of the children born in 2003. The court said the signed agreement was invalid.

18 years of being forced into paying for kids that aren't yours falls into the "Things that suck like a porn star" category.