Could This be Assault With a Dead Weapon?

You expect something wild to happen on a full moon but since that’s still a week or so away, this bit of Deer News of the Weird has to be filed under the That’s Just Crazy category.

Two women got into an argument in Pennsylvania and then started swinging a mounted deer head at each other.

What? As one commenter on this site said, could that be assault with a dead weapon?

Possibly!

Glenda Snyder, 64, and Stacy Varner, 47, both of Huntingdon County in central Pennsylvania, got into an argument on July 26. Then things escalated, apparently, and they started swinging a deer mount. Snyder sustained a minor injury after being hit by an antler.