WhyILike Retirement !Question: How many days in a week?Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 SundayQuestion: When is a retiree's bedtime?Answer: Three hours after they fall asleep in the recliner.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.Very true

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.Sometime 15%Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?Answer: Tied shoes.

Question:Why do retirees count pennies?Answer:They are the only ones who have the time.

Question:What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?Answer:NUTS!So trueQuestion:Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?Answer:They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?Answer: Normal.

Question:What is the best way to describe retirement?Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

QUESTION: What do you do all week?Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday &Sunday, I rest.

What do you see? Very inspirational! Sorry if you don't see the pictureThis is simplyAWESOME!

GOD PARTING THE SKY?

Photo taken in Alabama ~

Bob Frew sent this out.

"I took this picture on Int.20, traveling to Leed, AL. It has given me strength in the times of trouble. I feel I should share it with the rest of the world. I hope it is an inspiration to you. It just goes to show what we already know...We have a God, and he's watching over us.

I e-mailed this picture to News Channel Fox 6. I was contacted by Meteorologist James Spann. He said that this picture of the sky is showing up in all states and around the world. He wanted to know where I was from and where I took it. He saw a similar picture taken in Texas. He said this is amazing to him.

Just look at this picture! It reminds me of that song 'He's got the whole world in his hands.' He is definitely in control. I needed this today more than ever. Enjoy and pass it along!"

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

I LOVE THIS ONE...........She replied, "I thought while you were waitingfor the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gasup!"

________________________________Incredible woman! Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Calibre >>>>>>>>Yes, that's right! A Woman Stops a Grizzly Attack With 25 Cal Pistol >>>>>>>>This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.>>>>>>>>What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?

The Beretta Jetfire: (A personal testimony)>>>>>>>>"While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me, I would not be here today! >>>>>>>>Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took. The bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.