Top of the Line is an unfinished Invader Zim episode that never had the script recovered.

Because the original script was never recovered (although it still exists), the Invader Zim Fan Animated Series (IZFAS) wrote their own. The below script is by their creation.

Written by: Me and Rasputin based on the orginal concept by Jhonen Vasquez.

TOP OF THE LINE

DRAFT 2 Rev. 8

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EXT. MASSIVE we see the Massive in space with all the smaller ships around it we then zoom in on the Massive's Deck where we see Tallest Red and Tallest Purple with various Irken snacks Playing a Video Game. Varieties of mumbled grunted sounds can be heard from the irken technicians due to them not playing the game.

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Cut to a High Tech Irken TV screen with a high def CG video Game (Note: Animators go wild with any game who choose for it to be and for it to look like) Cut back to the tallest

Purple's mouth is full of snacks and as he is talking, crumbs are falling on the floor with every word

RED: Will you shut up! I am trying to focus! Am at the Boss level!

CUT TO: showing a huge boss monster (note: again feel free to go wild with what the boss looks like just make it big and intimidating and show it killing Reds character.)

After Red said this the Screen flash's the words GAME OVER YOU LOSE! HA HA HA LOSER!

RED: CHEATING GAME!! I blame faulty Irken Programming!!!!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEIts my turn now right?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|At this point Red throws the game controller at Purple and walks away in a huff with his arms crossed. At this point a random Irken technician runs in.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|IRKEN TECHICIANMY TALLEST MY TALLEST!!!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDWhat is it? Were in the middle of very important tallest duties
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEIn other words where playing video games
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Purple then just goes back to playing his game. Varies sounds of killing and screaming can be heard from the TV
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDThaaaaaaaaaaanks , anyway what is it you wanted to tell us?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|IRKEN TECHICIANI just heard that the chief SIR, the commander of are third class ship DREADNOUGHT was destroyed and that he needs a replacement right away.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|The tallest just stand there unfazed, while Purple Scream NEW HIGH SCORE!! As he goes next to Red to brag
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEHey did you see that?! Did you see that?!!!! HA I totally beat your high score!! So what where we talking about?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEthat’s a shame and he had only one day till retirement too and who named the ship Dreadnought?! that’s stupid!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Red shrugs at this as we cut to a communication screen flicking on and off. Red goes up to it and starts banging on the screen BANG BANG BANG!!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDThis BANG stupid BANG thing BANG never BANG WORKS!! BANNNNNNNNNNNG!!!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDAt ease solider now tell just what happened to the chief SIR aboard your Vessel the-
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| class="diff-deletedline"|IRKENWell he was working fine when he all saw him, I mean he was giving orders and everything, but then a black out happened on the ship when we were attacked by this sonic scrambler wave, we were all okay, but the chief had sparks coming out of his head and he was dancing all over the place saying “ Monkey Dance! “ it was strange I tell you and then a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEHey I know how about we have a contest to find the greatest SIR in all the universe to replace him?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDNo no no that will never work ( suddenly a light bulb appears over Reds head ) hey I got it how about we have a contest to find the greatest SIR in all the universe to replace him?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDYes that’s just what we will do! You ( red points to a irken technician ) send out a message about the contest!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ENT: SPACEFade in to space where the camera pans over the barren star lighten landscape where we eventually see a tiny floating object. The camera zooms in on it slowly showing that it is mangled escape pod from a modified Spilter runner. We then cut to the cramped interior of Tak's space ship. The lighting of her face suggests that she has been in her for a considerate amount of time.We see the computers reflection flickering between different clips of needless advertisement of Irken companies, look close and you can see a warning for the Son of Nny killer on the loose ( JTHM/Grail ref )We cut back to Tak, who still has her eyes closed while the reflection continues to clip back and forth between various factors before finally clipping to an image of the Irken Corporate Logo ( which looks and clipping further to what appears to be some kind of promotional video. The audio clips in and while the voice drones on Tak's eyes begin to open.Note: Make this Commercial very cheesy with smash cuts and gritty transitions with very cheesy actions lines when necessary.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|COMMERCIALWelcome one, welcome all to the sporting event of the season! I hope you got your tickets ready 'cos this is going to be one wild ride!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|As Tak drearily views the screen, we cut back towards it, showing images of a CG'ed logo in Irken in front of a planet, apparently the one Tak's pod is approaching, before cutting to clips of SIR units engaged in all sorts of tasks like boosting, blowing stuff up, engaging in gladiatorial fights, and views of a large crowd in stalls and special floating booths cheering deliriously with all sorts of greasy snack foods, all while the audio drones on and on.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|COMMERCIALAs it's time for the first ever SIR TOURNAMENT!!! Promising thrills! Drama! Excitement! More Thrills! A lot of things getting blown up! And, of course, a chance to witness the equipment of the best of the Irken Elite in use for the first time ever! AND MORE STUFF GETTING BLOWN UP!!!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|COMMERCIALAnd by the best, I mean the 32, the only, the INVADERS! The best in the Irken Army who will be there on the planet Olympia, IN PERSON, come to see the best of Irken military engineering guided by those very select few who made the grade! Or those who just barely made it!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|COMMERCIALYeah you have to be pretty darn talented to make this lot, and you can't help but admire these brave Irkens who do their very best to serve the Empire-
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| class="diff-deletedline"|COMMERCIALSo get in line and get to planet Olympia for the VERY FIRST ANNUAL SIR TOURNAMENT!!!! DO THE EMPIRE PROUD SOLDIER!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ENDORSEMENTThis advertisement is brought to you by the Irken Pnintendo Corporation. The Irken Pnintendo Corporation takes no responsibility if you bash your skull on the monitor expecting video games to appear.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|DIBFinally! Doesn't he EVER leave? Okay, time for infiltration. THE DEFENCE OF EARTH BEGINS.………NOW!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|INT: ZIM'S HOUSEDib jumps through a window, ready to punch forth until he stops short at the sight of Minimoose, who squeaks in response.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|DIBWhat are you doing here?Squeak.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|DIBDefending the base? What are you gonna do then?Squeak.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|DIBI see, so you're going to inflict such pain as has never been inflicted in the history of pain?Squeak.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|DIBActually, that'd be quite impressive.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Minimoose promptly floats forward and gently sucks on Dibs head, This in effect makes Dib almost feel sad
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| class="diff-deletedline"|DIBOkay stop It! Well, it WAS pain inflicted as had never been inflicted in the history of pain, I'll give you that much.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|A long ackward pause ensues.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Dib climbs back out the window and scatters off. Minimoose peeps in triumph.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|The Massive, along with a substantial chunk of the armada, and a vast amount of other craft that apparently act as transport ships, heading down towards the planets surface.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TECHNICIAN (O.SWe have achieved orbit above planet Olympia! Sir!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|RED (O.SAbout time! Who would've thought a toilet break would last that long!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|INT: THE MASSIVERed is standing upright and glaring at his technicians, while Purple is sitting comfortably, staring at the sports highlights on the monitor.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEHey, it wasn't my fault that you ate all that spicy three bean burritos! .
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDBut There were SOOOO good! How was I suppose to know that they give me gas! Besides, people keep clogging up the pipes with tissue paper, that stuff COSTS y'know!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLERelax, we're here already. AND KEYED-UP FOR EXTREME SPORTING ACTION!YEEEAH! ( Purples arms flail around as he speak this )
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TECHNICIANINCOMING TRANSMISSIOOOON!...from an unidentified vessel off our port bow.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEAwww...what about the extreme sporting actiooon...
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDJust patch it through so that we can get back to the action!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Tak appears on the screen, looking extremely exhausted after six months in a tube, and in a pod that's blatantly about to disintegrate into the void of space.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TAKMy Tallest! I've reached you at last! None of my calls went through but after long...PAINFUL!! months of drifting, I'm finally home! Safe! Free! Now if you could...
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEWait wait wait wait...wait...who are you anyway? ( make this slow and drawn out )
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TAKBut...I'm Tak! Fearsome Invader! Scourge of the universe and all that! I contacted you six months ago about replacing Zim! You agreed!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDIf it happened, I'm sure I would have remembered it... maybe
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLENo...wait...I think I remember you. You failed right?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TAKWell, yes. But he had allies! It was a fluke! I would win if given a second chance!, I'm sure!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDWith what? You're not an Invader. You're stuck in a tube made from stolen parts!. Technically you're nothing more than a insubordinate fugitive janitor that has WAY too much time and Persistence
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TAKI'm much more than that! I've gone halfway across the universe on my own initiative! Surely that means something!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLENo, it just means you're a defective who refuses to see the facts about what your doing, plus we don‘t need free thinkers we have control brains to do that for us. I'd blow you out of the stars right now if I could bring myself to care. ( yawns and shrugs shoulders )
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDI can! (hums with happiness and presses buttons presses button)
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| class="diff-deletedline"|EXT: THE MASSIVEA pulse blast leaves the Massive and explodes close to Tak's pod, sending it plummeting towards the surface of the planet. where the echoing sound of Tak's piercing screamingCut to the ship falling and burning in the planets atomsphere
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| class="diff-deletedline"|INT: THE MASSIVEThe Tallest are both giggling incessantly.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEOh you...
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TECHNICIANINCOMING TRANSMISSIOOOON!...from a Voot Runner off our starboard side.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDA Voot Runner? But no one uses them anymore except...oh no, not……………him.The screen temporarily goes static as Zim appears.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMGreetings my Tallest! I have squiggly feelings inside me as I announce my GLORIOUS entry into this contest!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEWhat are YOU doing here Zim?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMI'm an Invader with a SIR unit, right? Well, here I am! Ready for the Irken Empire to bow down before the greatness that is ZIIIM!...and his robot. (he accepts the latter part only very grudgingly)
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| class="diff-deletedline"|GIRYEEEEEEE! I'M GONNA MAKE HONEY!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMWhy not? I'm an Invader with a SIR unit after all. Those are the rules.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|GIRHoneeeey...
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMOf course sirs! Anything to please my Tallest!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|GIRLast chance...The screen finally goes blank and Red lets go of Purple.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|PURPLEBut...but...CHAOS! DEATH! DESTRUCTION! THINGS GETTING BLOWN UP!!! REALLY BAD STUFF! ( have a 3D spin view of Purple saying this with very ominous music playing
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REDGet a hold of yourself! We can't go blurting out that he's not really an Invader NOW, we wouldn't know WHAT he'd do. He might've blown up half the fleet on the spot orSomething if we told him. You know how insane he is!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Tak had been listening in all along via a link in her crashed pod. The planet's surface is grey rock below a dark sky, with plenty of lights in the distance. Debris is scattered around but the pod seems mostly intact. Tak's sanity, however, is something else entirely .
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TAKI don't believe this. That half-wit gets a comfy place in an all-star tournament while I get the boot! (rips out the electronics in frustration and throws it towards the sky) THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, TALLEST!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Cut back to the Massive where a echo of Tak's rant can be heardINT: MASSIVEREDDid you hear something?PURPLEIt sounded like a psychotic rant of some sort
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| class="diff-deletedline"|EXT: OLYMPIA STADIUMZim's cruiser is parked in a spaceport garage area, while a line of Irkens is congesting around a customs desk. Zim is busy arguing with the official while GIR zooms around, still in the bee suit, making buzzing noises while flying on his jets.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|OFFICIALOkay, I've said it around seventeen times now.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMI AM ONE OF THE GREATEST INVADERS THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER SEEN! NO ONE CROSSES ZIM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|OFFICIALWell, I'm sorry but you're not on the list ei...oh, wait, yours is the smudged one right here. Okay you're through! Sorry to bother you.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|INT: OLYMPIA STADIUMThe structure is absolutely immense. It's not a stadium in the traditional sense, especially since it's almost impossible to even see the stalls on the other side. It primarily consists of separate, self-contained stands, jutting out of the metallic structure, between which is many a complex obstacle course. The largest plinth is in the middle, which is presumably where the Tallest and the Invaders are seated. Zim and Skoodge are but termites compared to this structure.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMWooooo. I get to sit in that?
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| class="diff-deletedline"|SKOODGEYa sure do, just as soon as I can find an entrance. It's really hard to get a seat here.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|GIRHow are ya CHIPZ? You wanna be pals? We could make pancakes together!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|CHIPZCHIPZ DOES NOT LIKE PANCAKES! CHIPZ THINK ROBOT STUPID! CHIPZ ANTICIPATE MANY LONG YEARS OF HORRIBLE SUFFERING IN DEEPEST DUNGEON FOR ROBOT!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMHah! Your inferior piece of machinery stands no chance against a truly awesome product of my own engineering as Zim's! GIR! Demonstrate your AMAZING prowess!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|GIR begins to stare evilly at Pudge, who simply maintains his original expression throughout. A shadow effect can be seen from the towering Chipz who begins to stare menacingly as GIR increases the tenacity of his stare, then levels off, and eventually turns back to cyan and begins cowering.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|ZIMHeh...(rubs back of head) it needs some practice...(grows increasingly uneasy, then points angrily at Skoodge) WE WENT EASY ON YOU THIS TIME! BUT SOON GIR WILL SHOW YOU HIS AMAZING PROGRAMING! JUST YOU WAIT!!!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|EXT: OLYMPIA STADIUMThe number of visitors must be thinning, as the Official seems to be getting bored, leaning on his desk and letting his laser-pen dangle from its chain. His interest perks up as someone seems to be approaching. The Irken is relatively tall-ish, wearing an overcoat that dangles slightly to the back, as well as knee-length studded boots, but otherwise seems quite normal. He wears a badge declaring himself to be a parcel delivery man. It Reads NORMAL POSTMAN NOT A DISGUISE OR ANYTHING
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| class="diff-deletedline"|OFFICIALAh yes, I think she was expecting one. Just sign these forms and you can get through.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|OFFICIALWhat? No! There's an order of things. You're given a place in life and you fulfil it the best you can. No one could just CHOOSE what they want to do, that'd upset the whole Empire!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|OFFICIALI suppose not, considering that that thing about that is defect behavior . Okay, you're all set! Have a nice day.The Post-man leaves without a word, and the Official goes back to his own abject boredom. This carries on until he spies someone else approaching. Which on closer inspection seems to be a Post-man WHO LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THEONE WHO JUST PASSED BY.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|REAL POST-MANI have a parcel for delivery to an...(checks notebook, then looks back up to notice the expression on the Official's face) is something the matter?The Official sits amazed for a moment, then turns around suddenly.
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| class="diff-deletedline"|FADE ININT: OLYMPIA STADIUMZim is dragging GIR around the stalls, trying to find a way up somewhere. Meanwhile, GIR is slapping his legs in some kind of bizarre playground ritual while giggling to himself. Eventually, he comes up against the entrance to a stairway with an Irken sign above indicating to Zim that this is the place to go. As he walks up, an Imperial guardsman pops up out of nowhere (complete with mist and cheesy smoke effects) and blocks Zim's way.GUARDINVADERS AND IMPORTANT PERSONS ONLY! BEGONE WITH YOU, COMMONER!ZIMCOMMONER?! I AM ZIM?! You can't stop Zim from getting the greatest honor the Empire can bestow apon him!GUARDWATCH ME SHORTY!ZIMSHORTY!?At this point the two have there face next to each other growling, as Skoodge and Chipz make a appearance behind them.SKOODGEThere's no point, Zim. I've been trying all morning. They just don't seem to like us for some reason.ZIMWho else is up there? ( Zim points to the stands as he says this )SKOODGESee for yourself.Zim looks up and sees a number of the 32 official Invaders already up there, as well as a number of important dignatories in above the Invader's seats, featuring two large seats, presumably for the Tallest themselves. Of particular note is Larb, who seems to be apart from the other Invaders in that he's surrounded by a number of Service Drones who heap all kinds of praise and snack foods on him.ZIMWhat's Invader Larb doing with so much praise? That should be ME up there!SKOODGEHe's not an Invader anymore. Since he conquered Vort he's been made Commander, with his own fleet, his own entourage, and his own fully-stocked, perfectly-maintained vending machine. He may seem arrogant, but he's really a nice guy deep down, deep deep down.Larb momentarily seems distracted, looking at the playing fields, then at Invader Tenn's seat.LARBHey! She has a better seat than me!Two Imperial Guards appear alongside her and pick her up.....TENNHuh? What? WAIIIT!...and throw her straight off the building. She screams for the entire journey down, as her arms flail, but her fall is broken by...Skoodge, who happened to be standing underneath. As his body is embedded in the concrete, she picks herself up and tries to get her feet free of Skoodges flesh as she waits for Zim to help her up.TENNEXCUSE ME?!Zim just stares there with his arms crossed with a icy glare on his faceZIMWHAT!?TENNHELP ME!?ZIMTHE MIGHTY ZIM? HELP SOMEONE?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Zim begins to laugh for a long time as he finishes he coughsZIMOh that’s a good one!Tenn eventually just gets up on her own as Zim laughsTENNSomeone conquers an over sized couch and he thinks he rules the universe.ZIMI know! That Should have been me!!Tenn stands on the pavement beside Skoodge and dusts herself off, slowing down when she notices who it was she was talking to. A few moments of stony silence and of Tenn stepping back slowly soon results in Tenn screaming as she runs for her life in the opposite direction. Zim is unrepentant.ZIMTHAT'S RIGHT! ALL SHOULD FEAR THE WRATH OF ZIIIM! Come GIR!GIR is still staring at ChipzGIRYou're so purdy.CHIPZCHIPZ DOES NOT RECOGNIZE THIS WORD!GIRI like youuuu...ZIMGIR!Zim grabs GIR by the antennae and physically drags him away. Skoodge groans in discomfort.SKOODGESuch great guys... (falls unconscious)ABV: OLYMPIA STADIUMMeanwhile, high above the stadium a number of floating screens are collecting featuring the announcer from TNB back to his old announcing ways.ANNOUNCERThe SIR-TOURNMENT!, sponsored by Irken Footwear, the finest manufacturer of Irken boots made by the best in third-universe smeet slave labor, is proud to announce the arrival of our omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, omni...something leaders, THE ALLMIGHTY TALLEST!A giant cheer erupts from all corners of the stadium as the Tallest's personal shuttle comes in to dock above the main stand. The underside of the ship opens up to reveal a lowering platform with the Tallest perched on top. Huge beams concentrate on the Tallest as they wave to the crowd.PURPLEARE YOU READY TO ROCK?The entire crowd answers in the affirmative. Meanwhile...INT: SERVICE SHAFT...inside a high-up darkened service shaft a figure watches the Tallest through slit blinds.TAKOh, you're gonna rock all-right...Tak then proceeds to climb down the shaft. as she reaches the SIR Units Stall, She smiles thinking of all the wicked things that can be done to them, all the SIR's coward back in fear as Tak approaches them only her shadow can be seen as we hear the sounds of eletronics being rearganged and circuits begin ripped out and replaced. As the sound ends we see that Tak has only gotten to a few SIR Units as the sound of approaching footsteps are heard Tak climbs back up the shaft to proceed to her current destination.EXT: SIR-UNIT STALLSAt the same time, Zim has dragged GIR all the way to the SIR stalls, where a number of downtrodden service drones are busy having the life-force drained out of them. Zim goes up to one of them and holds GIR up towards him.ZIMMy SIR unit is taking part in the competition. Take good care of it unless it starts being irritating, at which point I give you the strongest encouragement to do horrible things to its head.GIR is staring at the sevice drone with a suggestive grin on his face.GIRAre you the mime?SERVICE DRONE BILLWhat?GIR grabs onto Bill's face and smooches it beyond recognition.GIRYOU ARE THE MIME! YOU ARRRRE!ZIMAnyway, have fun!Zim leaves Bill to grapple with GIR and wakes away with a spring in his goose-steppingTENN (O.SHasn't arrived yet? Did you check?Zim stops and listens into the conversationSERVICE DRONE DIRGE (O.SYes, we've checked.TENN (O.SWell, could you...I dunno...check again?Tenn is leaning over a desk, arguing with the Stalls manager.DIRGEJust take our word for it, we have received no parcel addressed to you.TENNBut that parcel had my SIR in it! I had it specially modified! I was assured it would turn up on time!DIRGEI'm sorry, but as far as I can gather, the postman who was scheduled to deliver the package was arrested out front for brutally murdering a security officer.TENNWhat? YOU KNEW THIS? What happened to the package?DIRGEGot lost.TENNYou just really enjoy torturing people don't you?Dirge bursts into maniacal laughter while Zim listens in, intrigued.ZIMHmmm...if I find this modified SIR unit, I could get into Tenn's favor and get up to the stalls. Wait, Zim doesn't accept favors! (thinks) I could BRIBE her with it!Zim smiles with glee.INT: SIR-UNIT STALLSMeanwhile, GIR is chucked into a pen and the door slammed behind him. He looks behind him at the closed door.BILL (O.SDon't worry, I'm sure you'll get along just fine with the other SIRs.GIR looks in front and notices a room full of red-eyed SIRs, testing weapons, sharpening claws, getting into melee fights , while some just stand there with their circuits sparking. Most just glare at cute 'lil GIR with intense anger and despise. GIR just smiles and waves at them before walking, devoid of fear, towards a power terminal, grabbing onto a terminal, shocking himself, giggling, then repeating it several times. The other SIRs glare at each other incomprehensibly with shrugs.INT: OLYMPIA STADIUMA service drone is holding out a tray along a long pavilion and walking down while Tenn approaches from the opposite direction.SERVICE DRONE LOUOVERPRICED SLUDGE! GET YER OVERPRICED SLUDGE HERE! IT'S HORRIBLE, BAD FOR YER, BUT IT'S ALL YER GONNA GET! GET YER OVERPRICED SLUDGE HERE! GET ONE FOR THE PRICE OF TWO!!!Tenn turns into a doorway while Zim sneaks up behind her, ducking behind pillars and peering out as he goes.INT: GUARDHOUSEZim peeks through the doorway and quickly hides again as Tenn momentarily looks behind her. She turns to the desk above.TENNAHEM!The over-sized Irken guard at the desk turns around, irritated at the interruption of his snack-eating, then becomes a bit more adulatory as he realizes who's speaking to him.SECURITY GUARDOh! Invader Tenn! Uh...how can I help you?TENNA package was meant to be delivered to me some time ago. I understand the one who was supposed to deliver it happened to kill someone at the entrance?SECURITY GUARDOh that! We had to take the parcel as evidence. But if it's yours, I guess you can have it back. SKUD? ACTIVATE THE EVIDENCE-ASSEMBLER!A bored-looking fellow guard presses a button and a hatch opens up. Out of it comes a six-limbed cross between a monkey, a gerbil and some form of goat, but green, bearing a cardboard box with a large sticker saying "TO: TENN" on it. The creature sets it down in front of Tenn and scuttles off. At the doorway, Zim clenches his fist as if to say "drat". Tenn moves towards the box, opening the top and peering in. Abruptly, a great big claw latches onto her head and Mimi emerges from the box, jetting up into the air and into a shaft, all while everyone stares with dumb looks on their faces, Zim remains oblivious to what just happened as he stares at a distracting image of nachos on the Big Screen holocaust display floating around the StadiumINT: OLYMPIA STADIUMAs Zim comes through the Door he see that guards are looking all over the place for something, but Zim doesn't know whatZIMHey what’s going? Where’s Tenn? She was just there a minute ago?!GUARDWell She gone missing! One second she was there and the next she was gone!The guards continue their search for TennSKOODGEHey what’s going on Zim?Zim jolts sideways as Skoodge and Chipz appears to have emerged beside him.ZIMSkoodge what are you doing here?SKOODGEWell I wanted to tell you that the prelims of the tournament have started and plus the pain in my spine reminded me what a good friend you are!ZIMGet.....away....AND YOU SAY THE CONTEST IS STARTING?! I HAVE GOT TO GET THERE!INT: MAIN STANDThe Tallest are sitting there looking bored. Larb is still looking smug underneath.REDHow long does it take for these events to start? It's taking FOREVER!LARBThey're waiting for you to give the word.PURPLEWe can do that?LARBWell, you ARE the almighty leaders of the Empire.REDThat is so true. Very well. LET THE COMPETITION BEGIN!Nothing happens.LARBUh sir? You have to turn the microphone on.RED(pause) I knew that. (presses a button on his seat) LET THE COMPETITION BEGIN!ABV: OLYMPIA STADIUMA cheer erupts from the crowd as the announcer begins his monologue.ANNOUNCERWith the endorsement of our Tallest, the SIR TOURNETMENT will begin in earnest. Let's meet the contestants!In the centre, smoke machines herald the arrival of the SIR units, one after another, all fairly identical to each other and snarling in preparation for the main event. execpt of course GIR and Tenn's spot which is emptyANNOUNCERAfter more than a year of braving the most horrible conditions imaginable to Irken beings, these murderous robots are ready to tear apart their competition in a blood-bath of frenzy, carnage, and all-round nastiness!While at the very end, GIR stands lop-sidedly in complete ignorance of it all. Ooh-ing at the spectacle, he becomes distracted and wanders off stage, at which point he's forced back on by a nearby guard. He tries to run back, but a large electric prod dissuades him further.INT: UNDERGROUND TUNNELSThe cheering of the crowd echoes even here. The tunnels are almost pitch-black and skanky. Mimi is clamped around Tenn's head as she jumps down off a tunnel head and lands in the muck.TENNWhat's going on? I can't see!TAK (O.SLet go of her, Mimi.Mimi lets Tenn drop into the muck. She collects herself.TENNThank you! Now if you could explain the meaning of...eep.The "eep" was in response to Tak, who was towering over her with a certain lack of empathy.TAKThe meaning of this? I'll give you a meaning. You smug little Invaders, thinking that a certificate and a lifetime of kissing the Tallest's feet makes you better than the rest of us. I worked hard to become an Invader! I was better than ANYONE ELSE who applied! But what happens? The very one who ruined my chances gets commended while I get stuck in a dump! Is that right? IS IT?Tenn backs away a littleTENNOkayyyy...you got some grievances...but wouldn't it be better if it went through...you know...the proper channels?TAKNo, it would be better if you all died horrible painful deaths. And YOU are going to help me!TENNNo way! My colleagues will wonder where I am, you'll see!INT: MAIN STANDThe Invaders are almost all present, except for a few glaring exceptions.GROOTHey, where's Tenn?LARBWho cares? OH! HERE COMES MINE!EXT: STADIUM PLAYING FIELDSTwo SIR units, one distinctive in it's purple painting (obviously Larb's work) face off against each other.ANNOUNCERFirst up is the one-on-one match between the SIR unit of Invader Sneaky-on-foota and the SIR unit, coated in imperial colours, of our esteemed Commander Larb! The two are just circling each other-The normal-looking SIR unit then jets into Larb's and crushes it against the wall of the arena.ANNOUNCER-and Larb's unit is down! Oh, this is going to be such a humiliation for the Commander when word of this gets around-INT: MAIN STANDLarb, irritated, indicates to a nearby guard, who projects a sniper-rifle device onto his shoulders and fires.EXT: STADIUM PLAYING FIELDSThe ordinary SIR unit promptly blasts into smithereens.ANNOUNCER-but wait! Larb's SIR has made a stunning comeback and Sneaky-on-foota's has been annihilated! This is quite a shock isn't it?INT: MAIN STANDLarb looks exceedingly smug at this turn of events.GEORDIE-ACCENTED ANNOUNCERIt sure is, Kip.ZIMOH here comes mine!!As Zim says this as GIR gets on stage for his turn.Cut to Showing GIR against a much bigger SIR than himANNOUNCERNow For the Second Match the SIR unit of Invader Groot vs wait is this right?The two announcer talk over a bit before they continueANNOUNCER.....Vs The SIR unit of Invader Zim? ( he says this in a confused voice ) In a one on one battle of intelligence in a Maze courseThe Bigger SIR unit come to the center of the ring as a huge labyrinth of a maze jets up from the ground, the Huge SIR quickly navigates through eventually reaching the endANNOUNCERWOW 6.7 seconds how will GIR respond?Cut to GIR standing in the center of the Maze as it once again Jets out, but instead of navigating through GIR just blast through the walls on his Jets.ANNOUNCERINCREADIABLE!!! 1.9 SECONDS!!!!!!PURPLEThat wasn't supposed to happen!!REDDon't worry He will never make it past the Battle tournament!!Cut back to the dark tunnelsINT: UNDERGROUND TUNNELSTENNCan you stop doing that? It's hurting my hearing.TAKOh, you small-minded drone! Do you really think you'll get out of this alive? When this is all over you, and your precious Tallest, and your precious Invaders will be nothing more than so much asphalt by the time I'm through with them!TENNDoing what? You still haven't told me what your plan is. How do I fit in?TAKFit in? You fit into the Invader's special clique better than I ever will, so...Tak does her eye-flashy thing to scan Tenn, and her holographic matrix flickers as she perfectly mimics Tenn's features, even her voice.TAK/TENNI'll just do a little swap.Tenn just stares there with a dumbfound look on her face as Tak with Mimi who now looks like a different SIR unit climb out of the Tunnel laughing menacially.TENNShe's crazyAs Tak climbs out of the Tunnel She is spotted by SkoodgeSKOODGEOH there you are Tenn! I have been looking for you where you been?TAK/TENNI was ahhhhhhh I was getting a snack you would not believe how long the lines are!SKOODGEThen how come you don't have anything with you?TAK/TENNThat’s because I ate it all on the way here. What’s your name again?SKOODGEIt's Skoodge you remember you fell on me!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|TAK/TENN ( Lying )OH now I remember your THAT SkoodgeSKOODGESo Now that your here you better get going or else you can compete in the tournament! Me and Zim already got a slot in the tournament and there is only one left we hope you get in!After hearing Zims name the screen goes 360 with the echoing name Zim, we then flash back to clips from Tak the Hideous New Girl make sure they are in black and white.TAK/TENNDid you say Zim is here?SKOODGEYeah he is right over there ( Skoodge points over to Zim who is in a dazed joy after seeing that he moved on in the tournament he waited in anticipation to see his spot )TAK/TENNZim! Wait right here Skoodge .Tak left in a huff as she got Mimi to get up on the stage next to a similar sized SIR with red and black painted bodyANNOUNCERAnd for the Final Prelim match we have Invader Tenn’s SIR VS Invader Spleen SIR on one death match !Various Cheers and praise can be heard from the crowd as the Two SIRs came face to face with each otherANNNOUNCERBEGIN THE MATCH!!!!Mimi activated her jets her as she rammed the opposing SIR into the concrete arena.A grinding sound can be heard as the hard metal of the SIR’s head is grounded into the arenaANNOUNCEROhhhhhhhhhhhh That’s gotta hurt!! Spleen’s SIR is down this could be the end!!Mimi Picks up the SIR’s head as she brings up her huge fist as it CRUSHES the other SIR’s head sending it flying into the Wall sending huge pieces of concrete flying towards the audience, many are crushed near the south wing of the stadium, one piece almost hits Zim as he is eating a huge salted pretzel( I basically mean it was INTIRELY ripped off the body! )ZIMWHAT??!!!!!! I WAS ALMOST CRUSHED!!!
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| class="diff-deletedline"|Show a split screen of Tak and Red sayingTAK AND REDDANG SO CLOSE AND WE COULD HAVE BEEN RID OF HIM!!!PURPLEIt’s okay man his luck can’t last forever ( Pats Red on the Back )ANNOUNCERAND THE WINNER IS TENN!!!!Tak heads back to the stadium as Skoodge runs up to her to congratulate her on her winSKOODGEWOW Tenn that was awesome! Didn’t you think so Zim!Zim angrily storms to themZIMAMAZING?!!!! I WAS ALMOST CRUSHED!!!! THANKS TO YOU!!!!TAK/TENNYour Welcome!ZIMIt doesn’t matter anyway the both of you don’t stand a chance against me and GIR!!TAK/TENNDon’t think so Zim I won’t LET YOU DEFEAT ME AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHA!! * cough*ZIMWhat do you mean again?! I never beat you before!! BUT I WILL!!TAK/TENNI mean you will not beat me this time!ZIMI’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!TAK/TENNYEAH WEL
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| class="diff-deletedline"|MATCH 1 INVADER ZIM VS INVADER KOOTMATCH 2 INVADER KRUNK VS INVADER KIMMATCH 3 INVADER SKLUD VS INVADER PESTOMATCH 4 INVADER SKOODGE VS INVADER ELMATCH 5 INVADER LARB VS INVADER SLACKSMATCH 6 INVADER ZEE VS INVADER SLANTMATCH 7 INVADER STINK VS INVADER TIMMATCH 8 INVADER TENN VS INVADER SKOO
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| class="diff-deletedline"|( Yes there is a cameo of Skoo that was for you Skoo for all you have done plus Skoo is a actual invader! )ZIMWell it looks like me and Skoodge get to have are battle in the semi-finals, sorry you won’t get to face me in the finals Tenn! You’re in Larbs block so he will most likely winTAK/TENNWe will just see about that!ZIMI guess we will, now if you will excuse me I have my first match to win!!ANNOUNCERWill the first competitors please come to the arena!Zim and his opponent come to the stadium which seems to have risen to what is half the height of the stadiumANNOUNCERNow for the tournament match it is a no hold barred death match from atop the new arenaZIMWHY IS THAT!!?ANNOUNCERIT”S JUST MORE SPECTATORS AND THE TALLESTS AMUSEMENT, PLUS THE TALLEST REQUESTED IT!!!REDThat was a nice touch!PURPLEThanks I try!ANNOUNCERNow the only rules are THERE ARE NO RULES!!! Just fight until someone DIES!!ZIMDIES!!!!?ANNOUNCERI mean until someone gives up! OKAY BEGIN!!!!!!ZIMDo your worse GIR make this peon pay for challenging THE MIGHTY ZIM!!!!!!!!!Zim turns around as he expects GIR to quickly finish off his opponent.The much bigger SIR charges at GIR ready to send him flying, but one second before he reaches GIR his body starts to spark and soon explodes. The anticipation of Zim getting clobbered that had everyone at the edge of their seats was quickly replaced with a sense of dumbfoundment as everyone’s mouth hang down especially the TallestRed and Purple just stare at each otherANNOUNCER ( To other announcer )What just happened?GEORGIA ACCENT ANNOUNCERWell Kip you see Zim’s SIR GIR just caused the other SIR to explodeANNOUNCERWell I guess Zim advancesShow the Zims seed move up on the screen as the other Invaders seed gets grayed outZIMWOW GIR I didn’t you had it in you!BEGIN FIGHT MONTAGEPlay joe esposito you're the best Music as we begin a fight montage show the next match fight as one seed advances and one gets grayed out( Note: Make sure in all the matches that have Skoodge, Larb, and Tak as Tenn in them make them win by sheer force with Zim just make the SIR malfunctions with Zim not looking stop when we get to the semifinal matchs )REDHow could this have happened!!!!PURPLEI know right!! I mean how could he have gotten SOOO lucky in all his matchesREDWell this time he won’t be so lucky his semi-final opponent has no problems with his SIR so this time it’s bye bye Zim!RED AND PURPLEYEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ZIMWell Skoodge you did pretty good but It’s time for you to meet your match!!!! LET THIS BE ARE FINAL BATTLE!!!!!!SKOODGEThis was are only battleZIMWell ahhhh guess ah *growls* ( this was basically a long growl ) CURSE YOU!!!!!!! LET ARE FIRST FIGHT BE ARE LAST!!!!SKOODGEOkayANNOUNCERSEMIFINAL MATCH NUMBER 1 BETWEEN GIR AND CHIPZ BEGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Chipz immediately starts a flurry of moves against GIR who just watches as Chipz rushes forward. The music become the catalyst starts playing link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoEJjpu11Lw
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| class="diff-deletedline"|GIRI’m gonna danceCHIPZBE QUIET!!!Chipz trys desperately to land a hit on GIR but GIR’s spastic dance is miraculously allowing GIR not to be hit by the flurry of oncoming moves. Continue with GIR dodging all sorts of moves with all kinds of dance such as the robot, the Russian dance, hula dance etc add in some matrix style dodges as we show Chipz getting madder and madder at GIR. While the crowd watches in amazement, while the Tallest get really frustratedREDHE’S CHEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!ANNOUNCERHow?REDThere is no way he can dodge all that there must be something he is doing wrong!!! Get out the rule book and do your rule checking thing!!!ANNOUNCERThere are no rules in the tournamentREDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!We cut back to GIR and CHIPZ where Chipz has had itCHIPZSTOP MOVING SO I CAN DEMOLISH YOU!!!!!!!!!Chipz finally lands one hit on GIR knocking him into the air as he begins a desperate attempt to land a insane aerial combo that GIR is still dodging somehow(Note: This should be in time with the solo in the music )GIRDance with me CHIPZ!!!!GIR grabs Chipz’s arm as GIR and Chipz start a tango like dance where GIR eventually throws Chipz up in the Air as he trys to catch him, but ends up head butting him a few times( note: this should also be in time with the last few crashs in the music )CHIPZChipz…………………did….n…not……….lik….like…..thatChipz says this as sparks are flying from his head, as he hits the arena floorANNOUNCERAND THE WINNER BY A HEAD IS GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!Muffled cheers and claps can be heard as the Tallest are cryingZIMLook how happy the tallest are!!! They are crying tears of Joy for my VICTOR!!!!SKOODGEGood job ZimZIMYes it was quite amazing wasn’t it! Now you know now THE AWESOME MIGHT OF ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Zim and Skoodge head back into the stands to see the other semifinals matchZIMPersonally I think Larbs got this in the BagANNOUNCERAnd now we have the semifinals match up TENN VS LARB!!!Tak as Tenn and Larb then approached the arenaLARBHA me against A GIRL haha this will be over soon!TAK/TENNDon’t count on it!ANNOUNCERWELL NOW THAT THE TRASH TALKING IS OVER LETS BEGIN THE SECOND SEMIFINAL MATCH BEGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Play so heavy metal music just make it fast and heavyShow Larbs SIR and Mimi engage in fast combat both seem evenly match at first where eventually Mimi seems to doing betterTAK/TENNIs that all you got?! That’s pathetic!Show larb getting angryLARBDo something!!The guard yet again project a sniper like gun on his shoulder, but Mimi grabs Larbs Sir by the head and uses his body as a shield against the shot as Larbs SIR is blown to bitsLARBWHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The guard stands back in fear o what larb is going to do to him.ANNOUNCERWHOA!!!! WHAT A STUNNING OUT COME!! IN A TURN OF EVENTS INVADER TENN’S SIR HAS BLOWN COMMANDERS LARBS SIR TO BITS!! THIS MEAN SHE IS IN THE FINALS WITH INVADER ZIM!!!ZIMWell ahhh I really don’t know what to say except you are soooooooo going down Tenn!!TAK/TENNI’D JUST LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!!ANNOUNCEROkay before we start the final match lets look back on these two fierce competitor!!Have the screen go to a image of a Zim pose as it goes to chips of Zim winning have the announcer talking over the scenesANNOUNCERAre first competitor was a total dark horse in the tournament, Zim. Zim has proven that you don’t need to be smart, strong, or skillful you just have to be LUCKY!!Show in the same fashion a image of Tenn cutting away to scenes of her winning have the announcer still voice over the scenesANNOUNCERAnd are second competitor was thought to be a average competitor in this tournament, boy were we WRONG! Tenn has completely dominated this tournament so far even defeating are commander LARB!! In your opinion who do you think will winGEROGIA ACCENTED ANNOUNCERWell Kip I personally think Tenn has this fight already won.Zim and Tak enter the arena as zim gives GIR a pep talkZIMOkay GIR if you win this I will get you as many tacos as you want!!!GIR’s head goes 360 as his eyes go wide while heavenly music plays as heavenly light shines on GIR as the screen has spun around for the 3 time GIR’s eyes go bright red as he goes into DUTY modeZIMLETS FINISH THIS TENN!TAK/TENNBRING IT ON ZIM!!!Play this heavy metal music : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm2sgkePk_IHave Mimi’s punchs follow the opening intro as GIR dodges the string of combos have it matrix style punchs at the intros slow parts. After it fades into a slow part change to this music : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajOBr-JSSKk&feature=related
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I already beat you twice!TAKMimi?Mimi shoots her claw at GIR and throws him across the tunnel at the opposite wall. He crash to the side of the wall with a thudZIMNever! (extends spider legs) PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH, TAK!Tak extends her spider legs in response and charges down one of the tunnels.ABV: OLYMPIA STADIUMEveryone is staring in horror as the arena could split in half and crush them all. Skoodge heads down the hole to see what is going onINT: UNDERGROUND TUNNELSThe chase has been going on for quite a while now, as Tak seeks to evade her pursuers. However, she eventually runs into a wall at the end of one of her tunnels. Spider legs dig into the ground as Zim appear behind her.ZIMHah! Dead-end! What do you plan to do now, Tak?Tak looks unsure for a moment, then a mischievous grin crosses her face.TAKATTACK!Tak and Mimi charge and surprise Zim. Zim is then pinned against the wall by two of spider legs. As one goes into slash at him. Zim just barely gets out in time as he rolls using his spider legs to get back on his feet, but he is promptly picked up by Tak who grabs him by his torso with her spider legsTAKNo one to help you now Zim! Time to say goodbye!Just as the spider leg hit Zim Skoodge lands on Tak dislodging Zim in the processINT: UNDERGROUND TUNNELSSkoodge, heavily bruised, is running like a child away from Tak who picks him up and throws him straight down a chute. She turns back to Zim, who's trying to keep himself from getting crushed by Mimi's ginormous clamp by using his spider legs to push against its force. Abruptly he rolls aside, allowing him to dodge the blow. As we see that GIR has recovered and is flying down the tunnels. Zim then grabs a dislodged pipe and uses it to smash Mimi in the head. The SIR unit goes deadZIMHah! I defeated your puny robot, Tak! Now how do you defend yourself?TAKDo you think I'd be that short-sighted? SIR UNIT! ACTIVATE AUTO-REPAIR!A compartment in Tak rather unexpectantly begins flashing.MIMIVOICE PATTERN RECOGNISED! AUTO-REPAIR ACTIVATED!TAKEep.Tak screams as mimi rips its way through the ceiling. Zim is knocked back by the force, but Tak notices the floodlights streaming through the hole.TAKIt's the way out.Tak scrambles through the hole on her way to freedom.ABV: OLYMPIA STADIUMThe partially destabilized arena begins to crumble as the force of Mimi shattering the ceiling causes the arena to collapseINT: OLYMPIA STADIUMThrough a hole in the ground Tak, looking extremely pleased with herself after she lost her two pursuers. But she then notices the shadow creeping over her, and she turns to see the arena toppling over her, blotting out the floodlights. Her face of sheer terror says it all.The arena impacts against the ground, sending shockwaves throughout the stadiumABV: OLYMPIA STADIUMThe announcer looks utterly shocked.ANNOUNCERWe are so dead.GEORDIE-ACCENTED ANNOUNCERWe sure are, Kip.INT: OLYMPIA STADIUMIn the midsts of all the wreckage, GIR appears out of the rubble, totally unfazed.ANNOUNCERAnd...and the winner is GIR!!! FOR SOMEHOW WINNING THE FINALS!!The crowd cheers, GIR giggles in glee, and all is right with the world again.INT: MAIN STANDLarb just stares, completely traumatized. Red puts a conciliatory hand on his shoulder.REDWell...it could have been worse.PURPLEYeah...after all you're still alive...At this point a stray piece of wreckage impacts into the main stand.INT: OLYMPIA STADIUMMeanwhile, buried under several mounds of debris, a severely bruised and beaten she tries to get up, but can't seem to handle the strain and just collapses again. Her consciousness perks up when Zim drops Mimi in front of her.ZIMNow take your robot and get lost.Tak just stares venomously as Tenn and Skoodge approach on their respective SIR units.SKOODGEYou okay here, Zim?ZIMDon't go poking your superior "ooh, I conquered Blorch" nose into this, Skoodge! This is ZIM'S BUSINESS!TAKNot anymore it isn't. You're all drones. All of you, drones! Idolizing that incompetent egomaniac and ignoring me. (Zim makes "blah blah" motions with his mouth and hands during this exchange) Don't think you've seen the last of me!ZIMSure won't.Zim extends his spider legs and chucks Tak clean away from the site, before retracting them and dropping back down.SKOODGESorry, but what just happened?TENNWell, as far as I can manage, Tak was beaten by a falling arena. And Zim won the TournamentZIMOoh, neat! I wonder what prize I'll get...Zim is promptly thwacked in the head by GIR carrying a "first prize" trophy, and he sits up to see the Tallest accompanied by an inflamed Larb and the 29 other official Invaders, all with bandages and plasters.REDYOUR PRIZE IS A TEN MINUTE HEAD-START BEFORE WE BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS!PURPLEAND YOU SHOULD SEE THE RUNNER-UP!LARBYou're gonna pay...you are SO gonna pay.TENNYou get that a lot don't you?A bunch of guards promptly point tasers at Zim, prompting his immediate flight from the scene.INT: VOOT CRUISERGIR is using his trophy as a slushie-cup while Zim relaxes in the cockpit.ZIMYou know? That day actually went better than most. I showed my incredible superiority while showing Tak a thing or two.EXT: OLYMPIA STADIUMWe just see Tak's eyes.TAKOh, I'm gonna show Zim a thing or two...SUPERVISORHey! No slacking on the job!We pull back to reveal Tak clearing away all the wreckage from the stadium along with Mimi and a long line of service drones under an Irken supervisor.SUPERVISORNo break tonight, Janitorial Squad! We need to make way for a shopping mall complex next!FADE TO BLACKvvvv
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