C2. You chose D. The strange man grips you by the shirt and pulls you closer. He stares at you unblinkingly and whispers, "You have seen the Flibberwobble? So have I! We must spread the word of the Flibberwobble, about its intense awesomeness. We are prophets, you and I!" He speaks passionately and perhaps crazily. Is this man insane? Probably. What are you going to do now?

A) Spread the word about the Flibberwobble.B) Punch him and say, "You're a psycho!!!"C) Push him off you but be the Flibberprophet.D) Say, "No, no ... I am the Flibberwobble!"E) Tell him you've no idea what he's spouting.F) Go, "Um ... okay ..." and walk away slowly.G) Cross your eyes, drool, and moan softly.H) Pull him closer. And kiss him. On the mouth.

(( Don't worry, Stephen. The mimes will come soon enough in the next post. ))

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B4. You chose D and F. You shrug apathetically as the midget mutant monkeys screech and launch themselves at yet. You dive effortlessly to avoid them and as you reach the ground, level out and crash through a row of nice suburban houses, conveniently laid out in a straight line. Shocked children stare at you as you demolish their homes and fly past them, one hand stretched towards the remote, and then other reaching towards candy. Once you've destroyed a satisfying amount of neighborhoods, still with the midget mutant monkeys travelling behind you, you close your eyes, concentrate, and teleport to Gallifrey. But ... to your shock, Gallifrey has been destroyed! All that remains of it are burnt red rocks, reminiscent of the famous scarlet tint of Gallifrey's surface. What do you do?

A) Teleport back to earth immediately.B) Look around for any midget mutant monkeys.C) Go investigate the floating red rocks.D) Look intently for a totally inconspicuous blue box.E) Summon anything or anyone to you. (specify)F) Decide you're hungry, and visit The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.G) Land on one of the scarlet asteroids and have a picnic.H) Go sunbathing in front of the twin suns.

B5. You chose F and E. Rubbing your stomach ruefully, you realize how ravenous you are! So you zoom off to the Restaraunt at the End of the Universe for lunch. You sit down and a Vogon monotonously asks for your order. When it arrives, you eagerly devour all 400 Super-Burgers as well as the ten foot tall Cosmic Milkshake. Ahhhh, what good food ... Deciding you're full, you wonder what you should do next. Inspiration strikes you and you draw out a transmitter and tune it to the frequency of the TARDIS. Within seconds, the familiar WHOOSH WHOOSH noise of an apparating TARDIS occurs and out of the blue police box steps the Tenth Doctor ...

A) Shout in glee and run to glomp the Doctor.B) Scream and rant at the Doctor incoherently.C) Push past the Doctor and go into the TARDIS.D) Look around for River Song skulking about.E) Ask the Doctor if he wants to eat anything.F) Make a fangirl squeal and ask for his autograph.G) Alert the Shadow Proclamation where the Doctor is.H) Alert the Dalek Emperor where the Doctor is.

C3. You chose C. The crazed man becomes your first disciple, and in the time of five minutes, you manage to garner a grand total of ONE BILLION FOLLOWERS. You are the Most Exalted and Most Holy Flibberprophet and your Ten Flibberdisciples help you spread your word across North America, South America, and Australia. By now, you enjoy a comfy and luxurious lifestyle in a sprawling megamansion that spans ten square miles in a private island near the Bahamas that was built specially for you ... in only one of the five minutes! But your fledgling faith is encountering some opposition from another budding religion called ... Tajikistan. Originating in Puerto Rico, Tajikistan quickly spread throughout Africa and Asia in 4 minutes and 57 seconds, only 3 seconds slower than your own religion's spread rate! Furthermore, Tajikistan preaches the Three Tenets of Charity, Superficiality, and Obesity, in direct contrast with your own beliefs. So. What will you do now?

A) Meet with the High Priest of TajikistanB) Ignore this foolish false religion called TajikistanC) Spend the rest of your day in your megamansionD) Hold a council of your Ten FlibberdisciplesE) Declare an all out war against the Tajikistan devilsF) Convert yourself and all your followers to TajikistanG) Proclaim that Tajikistan is false and Flibberwobble is the only Path to Salvation, Delusion, and DonutsH) Tell your First Disciple that you want a zoo full of hedgehogs

B5. You chose B. "Why did you abandon Rose?!" you shout, and quickly follow up with an angry tirade. "And why did you die?! WHY DID YOU KILL RIVER?! And why didn't you get to meet Amy and Rory ..." You sob tearfully and grab a napkin-blanket from a Vogon server nearby. The Doctor grins and pressing a button. The face of the Tenth Doctor disappears, replaced by the Eleventh's. "Just kidding! I'm actually Eleven. I just wanted to see what people would think of my old face. I was rather skinny, wasn't I? Anyways, I didn't abandon Rose, she chose to stay behind, second I didn't die, I'm right here, I don't remember killing River, do you, River?" River Song steps out from behind the milkshake counter holding a bazooka, says, "No, sweetie," and promptly disappears again. "And I did meet Amy and Rory! Look they're right here!" He withdraws from his pocket two plastic dolls, one clearly a redhead, the other clearly a Roman. For several minutes he sits on the floor and plays with them, mimicking voices and walking them around. "Ah well ... there was a mix up with the Nestene Consciousness a week ago ... but don't worry! I'll fix this. I can fix this. I'm the Doctor. The Doctor fixes things."

A) Continue shouting incoherently at the Doctor.B) Collapse on the floor and shudder in spasms.C) Overcome your extreme anger and hug him.D) Look around for River Song skulking about.E) Ask the Doctor if he wants to eat anything.F) Make a fangirl squeal and ask for his autograph.G) Alert the Shadow Proclamation where the Doctor is.H) Alert the Dalek Emperor where the Doctor is.