Gift Suggestions for Very Special Mothers

You think you have it tough? What must it be like for Chaz or Jason Gould or Frances Bean to pick the perfect Mother's Day gift?

BY Christopher Harrity

May 10 2012 1:40 PM ET

To Gloria Vanderbilt, from Anderson Cooper

OK, so your mother is famous for her great taste and artistic skills, among other things. She's slightly richer than God. Her decorating theme is sophisticated lunacy, so why not expand her collection with one of Click Mort's "recapitations?"

Click Mort’s work centers on indiscreet modifications to existing porcelain figurines. Each piece is a unique consolidation of two or more previously unrelated figures, with extensive cutting, sculpting, sanding, and painting required to unify them into a new, seamless whole. The result is kitsch resurrected in a still vaguely familiar but somewhat less cozy form.

These are both disturbing and very cool and playful. Think how cute one of these knickknacks would look among the Fabergé eggs and blanc de chine foo dogs?