I was born into confusionMy mother said to meWhen you become a man you'll understandBut it's still a mystery.And if you want to get aheadGet some decent clothesThe only way to make itDress the part that gets right up my nose.

And it think to myself in this river of doubtThis is something i can do withoutBut strangeways is what i got.

The indians are comingI saw it on TVThey're 20,000 strongBut they always get depleted by the cavalry.Salvation is at hand it's guaranteedJust send a donation straight to God 1-800 toll free.

And i think to myself in this academy of fearWhere am i going what am i doing hereBut strangeways is all i got.

Have you seen the headlinesPrincess engaged3 million out of workBut that's on the 2nd pageThe alien has landedFinger in his earCan't hear a word i am sayingBut that ain't such a bad idea.

And i think to myself in this cradle of lustAshes to ashes and dust to dustBut strangeways is all you get.