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->''"I hereby create ''Zeus and Sons''! Leaders in world administration!"''-->-- '''Zeus''', upon seizing control of Mount Olympus

Aeons ago, the old gods emerged from the primordial chaos, order was created, and Cronos ruled the world, [[EatsBabies gobbling his children]]. And then came Zeus, who dethroned him. Except Cronos is [[PublicEnemy a rapper guy with a clock medallion]], and Zeus turns the dwelling of the Gods into a large {{Office}} managing all of Greece. The story switches between the main action, retelling known Greek legends with a modern twist and the Muses commenting on the events like... [[GreekChorus well, you know]].

%%You can read it [[http://www.zeusandsons.com here]].

The comic contains some sexual themes and strong language.---- !!This webcomic provides examples of:* BadassBiker: Subverted. Although Hades does some things that may be considered badass like ruling the Underworld and raising skeletons, next thing you know, he's [[spoiler:crying his eyes out after a failed blind date, cuddling a tiny three-headed puppy and awkwardly proposing to Aphrodite]].* BareYourMidriff: Aphrodite, Euterpe and Thalia wear short tops. Not necessarily for the same reasons.* ConspiracyTheorist: Urania thinks Aphrodite's going to lead a testicle revolution, or that her mother may have brainwashed mortals into forgetting how to start a fire.* CuteMonster: Cerberus, described in-universe as "just too cute".* CuteMonsterGirl: Echidna, if you disregard the snake tail and big claws.* DoNotAttempt: The Napalmolive commercial has a disclaimer dissuading mortal readers from using that shower gel.* EmoTeen: Melpomene.* FridgeHorror: That cute costume little Erato is wearing? [[spoiler:That's a fursuit.]]* GagNose: Aphrodite mocks Hera's large nose, giving her nicknames like "Big Conk".* GlowingEyesOfDoom: Aphrodite's glow pink.* GoodOldWays: Clio appears to consider the prehistoric lifestyle as simpler and healthier.* GoofyPrintUnderwear: Cronos is depicted with it.* HumanNotepad: Mnemosyne's back has tattoos of things she should try to remember on it. Mundane things. Including one that urges her to "find a solution in case writing space runs out".* MartialArtsHeadband: Worn by Calliope* MotorMouth: Echo, freelance chat-pal. Judging by her [[UncannyValley glazed stare]] and wide smile, she may very well fall within TalkativeLoon territory* PerpetualSmiler: Thalia is always depicted smiling or grinning.* RedEyesTakeWarning: Ares.* SceneryCensor, GodivaHair: Aphrodite first appears nude, with her RapunzelHair} covering her naughty bits.* {{Sexophone}}: Lampshaded by Euterpe the first time Aphrodite appears to Zeus.* ShoutOut: A bunch of them (from ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'' to ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'').* TwinkleSmile: Look at the page's image. Baby Hermes doesn't even have teeth, but his ''gums'' twinkle.----