Happy 7/11! As always, those with access to a participating 7-Eleven location can help them celebrate the occasion by picking up a free Slurpee. The forecast calls for it to hit 93 °F today in these parts, so I have a feeling a lot of locals will be availing themselves of this offer.

Well you see, that's the thing. I'm a little paranoid, especially about stuff that's prepped by min-wage teens that are probably angry at all of the jerk-customers they have to deal with.

Oh, I hear ya. I just couldn't pass up an opportunity to make you a little paranoid.

Reminds me of the time I had a family member at a chickfilet, who caught an employee who just walked in from talking the trash out, and went to bag food (without washing his hands). She LOUDLY called him out, in front of everyone.