UMAG Constitution:I. Every tank must kill each other with integrity and honor(with the ocasional swearing for motivation). Also, its a game, have some fricken fun.II. No tank is allowed to be a jerk/idiot/etc.III. Noobs* are to be taught and nourished, inorder to reverse the process of nubbing**. If it seems the person is too far in the process of nubbing to be saved, then kill it while its still in a lower stage.IV. No tank is allowed to be butt-hurt over getting killed, teamed, and etc.V. Guests*** are not real people, thus they are not real tanks.VI. Every tank must put the death of all guests as first priority before all else(except for a nub).VII. Every tank must treat guest advocates as if they were guests themselves.VIII. Teams deeply frowned upon in rated games, but can’t be stopped. Though if you team, you will be identified as a noob, in the beginning stages of nubbing. Anyways, FFA and chaos is much prefered.IX. Nubs**** are not real people, atleast not anymore. Their death is also first priority before all else.X. Clans are sacred, betrayal in a clan, will lead to the constant death of the traitor(though, like teams, clans are also frowned greatly upon). Also, being in a clan, will make you recognized as a noob, in the beginning stages of nubbing.XI. Amendment X is to be upholded by all if aware of the traitor, even those who don’t belong to the clan that got betrayed.XII. Me and who ever signs this Constituion is freakin’ awesome, no matter what you say!

Guest***-a creature that comes into UMAG and Kong through the dark arts. They are not people, and they polute our
games. They are annoying, and if you ever come i contact with one, it is your first priority to destroy it.
Noob*-The middle stage in the nubbing process. These are still people, to a certain extent, and can be saved.
Nubbing**-the process of a person becoming a nub.
Nub****-they were humans at one point, but along some point in gaming, they transformed into a horrible creature, possibly even worse then a guest. Signs of a nub are extremely excessivel offensive swearing, being a huge noob, suiciding, and disconnecting in purpose right before getting killed. It is first priority to destroy these.

i would like to point out to all that being oppresive towards guests does help Kong. By targeting guests and what-not, you persuade them into signing up with Kong. This is a plus, i myself have probably persuaded 5-10 guests into signing up with Kong(though 2 of 3 of them want to kill me). Put blantly, we are helping Kong by being oppresive towards guests.

Oppressive constitution means an oppressive mindset means you will piss people off for doing what they want in a game. I declare this doomed to ridicule for it’s aggressive stance on several things. I log-out to test how the dirt-bomb weapon works without completely ruining my kill:death ratio but it’s pretty hard as i get targeted first when I do that. Not very fun. Many of the points in this constitution conflict with point ‘I’. You can figure out the rest..

Anyway i’m currently off to go throw dirt clogs at ppl and have fun without rules. :D See you there.

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