Over here in the Netherlands there's a small riddle for kids: how long is a Chinese. The kids are shouting all kinds of measures, but the little joke is that How Long is his name. But now they have found How Long at last! Here he is!

Not exactly ... I've read something about something ... called Led Zeppelin

1973's Houses of the Holy LP: "D'yer Mak'er" (pronounced "Jamaica", which was fitting, given the song's reggae feel - it is also a play on words, based on the joke where a man mistakes his friend saying the word Jamaica, for "Did You Make Her?"

So a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were talking and couldnt decide on who had the better religion. The priest stood up and said "well, lets try to convert a bear, whoever can convert a bear is the better religion."

so the three of them each walked into the woods. the priest goes first and an hour later comes back with big cuts. the others asked him "what happened?" The priest responded, "well i walked into the woods and found the largest bear i could find and started preaching to him. he started to attack me before i got him to the river and baptised him. then he left as peaceful as can be."

the minister then decided to try his luck and went into the woods to find a bear. he too came back an hour later all bruised and cut worst then the priest. The minister tells the story, "Well, I went into the woods and found the largest bear i could find and started giving him a fire and brimstone speech. He started attacking me until i got him down to the river and baptised him."

the rabbi decided that it was his time to try it and went into the woods. he stumbled out nearly two hours later, barely conscience. he looked at the two and told the story. "well, i found the bear, but i dont think i should've circumsized him first..."