Dog Alarm Clocks are the Best (And Worst) Alarm Clocks

Human people are always accusing us dogs of being lazy. But, if you ask me, we don’t get nearly enough credit for the things that we do around the house. For example, we scare murderous squirrels out from the yard, we help sort out which shoes and sunglasses should be tossed into the trash, and, most importantly, we help you wake up when it’s time to wake up.

And by “when it’s time to wake up,” I mean “when we have decided it’s time for you to wake up.” You’re welcome!