Moss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show...at the other end of human life Roy is mistaken for a window cleaner, while Jen is pre-occupied with Douglas' secret meetings with lots of women in fluffy dressing gowns.

After winning Reynholm Industries' Employee of the Month, Jen finds herself less than inspired to write the acceptance speech she must present at the weekly shareholders' meeting on Friday. When she turns to Roy and Moss for help, they see a prime opportunity to humiliate Jen in retaliation for winning the award even though "to a casual observer it would appear that (she does) very little," and present her with a visual aid, on loan from the top of Big Ben ("that's where you get the best reception") and completely de-magnetized by Stephen Hawking himself: "The Internet."