this is jared schafer. he was my roommate for a little more than two years and the best man in my wedding. he has recently made some derogatory remarks about me on his blog. i would like to take this moment to point out that in jareds adult years, more specifically in the past 3 years or so jared has pooped his pants. he said this was “an accident” but i think he enjoys this, but who am i to judge.