Top Chef Abandons New York

New York is apparently not good enough for Top Chef: New York. Season five will travel to New Orleans for the finale, where guest judge Emeril Lagasse will try to out-catchphrase Padma Lakshmi. Bravo’s PR machine tells us that there will be a “shocking twist” on part one of the finale on February 18, one that we hope will make the show interesting to watch again. Our unenthusiastic predictions:
• Stefan is actually from Delaware
• Everyone on Team Rainbow hated each other
• Hosea knocks up Leah