Ever make anything on icanhascheezburger or its affiliate sites (Failblog, Totally Looks Like, Failbook, etc) and it didn't even make the voting page but you thought it was pretty durned good? Post your submission here for its second chance at life.

Wait, I think I made this thread before. Hmm. Nevertheless, here goes:

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