Oddly enough, I was actually going to ask the question of "if we were a JRPG, what archetype would we fall into?" I'd like to think I'd be that JRPG sidekick who flirts shamelessly with all the attractive women (PC or NPC) but gets shot down all the time. Doesn't stop trying, though.

The team finds a con artist peddling a faerie. Parn is fascinated by faeries. It comes in a bottle. Eusis spends most of his time during the traversal between the caravan and the next town tormenting the creature, screaming "HEY LISTEN" to it when it least suspects.

The team finds a con artist peddling a faerie. Parn is fascinated by faeries. It comes in a bottle. Eusis spends most of his time during the traversal between the caravan and the next town tormenting the creature, screaming "HEY LISTEN" to it when it least suspects.

I LOL'd at this. Hard.

I'm surprised he didn't make a joke about wanting to boot the fairy out of the far more valuable bottle.

I'm surprised he didn't make a joke about wanting to boot the fairy out of the far more valuable bottle.

But what if I died?

Step 1: Reincarnate off the table as a parrot. Step 2: Follow the White Mage around for the rest of her life.Step 3: Proceed to squawk 'Awrk! Life 3! Awrk! Life 3!' the rest of her days to remind her which magic she should've cast first thing.

That is hardly crap my friend. You have the same killing power as a house cat only you get a natural fly speed and pretty good maneuverability. You could completely rule any farm village you want as their parrot-y overlord, claiming to be a demon-bird from hell. And have your guilt tripped White Mage come in an 'exorcize' you from the place in exchange for bags of gold. Sounds like a good deal to me. XD