Bob the Angry Flower T-shirts

Most recent update, Nov 29, 2002
Good gravy, what a mess this page is... anyway, the new design's at
the bottom of the page, it's the one with Bob with his lasers from the
cover of Everybody vs. Bob. Order now!

UPDATE - April 20
More shirts, bottom of the page...

UPDATE - April 13
Man, I gotta figure out some better way of organizing this page...
anyway, more shirts, down at the bottom. And a couple of note
to
T-shirt makers: firest, if possible, I'd prefer that you not use the
"angryflower#"
store names. For the people who've done it so far, those stores are
fine,
but in the future I'd like to be able to plunk things down in that
filename
without having to worry about blonking into somebody else's
store.

Second, I just want to remind prospective T-shirt makers that
the best
place to get an image isn't from the icky Web, but from a clean
pristine
scan of a page from a lovingly prepared book.
Don't have one? Then angrily demand that your local comic store get one
in, from either Cold Cut Distributors or Last Gasp Distributors!
Yeesh!

UPDATE -- April 6, 2001
It looks like some folks are taking me up on the offer I describe
below.
The New Gallery is at the BOTTOM of the page, cats...

Update - March 29, 2001 = My New T-shirt
Policy

As regular readers may have detected, I'm rather ambivalent
about the
whole T-shirt thing. I mean, I'm delighted that y'all like the cartoon
enough to want them, but I myself am not the kind of person who really
gets into owning the T-shirt of something I like. So as you've all
noticed,
I'm pretty lazy about getting new T-shirt designs up and running.

Nonetheless, every few days or oftener I get an e-mail from
somebody
who wants this or that particular image. Usually, it's a pretty good
idea
that would make for a good T-shirt. As I considered one of these ideas,
I just thought, well heck, if you want a Bob T-shirt, why just make one
yourself?

So I hereby open the Bob T-Shirt Licence. That means
anybody
who wants to take a Bob image and make a T-shirt of it (on Cafepress.com
only) can go right ahead. This will allow you to make your own T-shirt
and buy it from yourself at cheaper than it would cost to buy it from
me.
However,
I have one condition. You must upload your image to me,
so
I can display it here and link to it. Come to think of it, that's
hardly
an onerus condition at all-- it means that if you design a good Bob
T-shirt,
people will see it here and perhaps other Bob fans will buy it from
you!
It actually works in your favor!

But I warn you... create some bootleg Bob merchandise and sell
it without
telling me and you will be HARSHLY PROSECUTED!!!!!

What do I get out of this? Hopefully, I shouldn't have
to worry
about T-shirts that much any more, though I can keep making my own
designs
and selling them as well. I think at Cafepress.com
there's a referral program, so if you wanted, you could refer to my
store
(angryflower) to toss me a few pennies for use of the design, if you
like.

I think this is a reasonable compromise between my laziness
and my forgoing
the T-shirt revenue. Oh, and if you're still reading this page... there
are T-SHIRTS FOR SALE BELOW, MAN!!!!!

Update - March 2, 2001

After a long, long period of completely indefensible neglect,
I sat
down and in less than two hours got two more T-shirt designs up and
ready
to go. Man, I knew this was easy, but lordy. It's all due to those
incredible
people at Cafepress.com, who so
far seem to be doing a great job.

The first new one is based, sort of, on the recommendation of
which-are-the-Bob-two-parter-strips?
contest winner Dan Gibbins.

To order it, you just have to hit this
crazy link and bam! you'll be staring at a page with a bunch of
products
for sale. The Internet, I swear, it's magic!

Next, another image, for all you National Missile Defense
advocates
out there.

Just click the image or here
for an opportunity to fork out money to own stuff.

And last, and least, we have the old original design here.
Click on
it or here to
get.

Update - October 27, 2000

Okay, cats, I've finally stumbled, blearily, into the 21st Century and
taken advantage of one of the glorious possibilities that this modern
"Internet"
makes possible. I'm talking, of course, about Cafepress.com,
which is an outfit that chages for, prints, and ships shirts, and all
you
have to do is supply the image. So, as of today, I've decided to try
it.
I've got this image lying around from the last round of shirts, so for
now, that's what you can get by clicking
here. Since it looks pretty easy to make adjustments and use
different
images, I may expand all this filthy merchandising if that's what
people
want. Is it what you want? Let me
know.
Second-Party T-Shirts!!!! - Updated April 6,
2001Here they are, folks. T-shirts designed and
presented
by people just like you. At this point, I don't have a contest or
anything
in mind, so I'll just present the images without comment. For more info
on the creators of these shirts and for buying, just click on the image.

April 13, and that's in 2001, baby!I asked, they sent. More shirts and stuff to buy.
Each
image is a store. And often, people have multiple images at one store,
so I urge you to check each one out to see what other stuff they might
have.

April 20, 2001
More crazy shirt action, this time a couple of versions of the apostrophe
strip.
Who says George Bush's America can't produce T-shirts?

November 29, 2002
Here's the T-shirt design I'm talking about. Looks better on the
cafepress
page where it shows the whole shirt. Click to check it out!

July 4, 2003
Wow, have I been truant in keeping this stuff updated! And not only
that, I'm too lazy to grab the image and put it up here to show you
guys
what you can buy! But you can click here
to take a look at some fine Bob the Angry Flower-realted merchandise!