THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 3/14/2009

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.

I have a crush on the Chocolate Crush Pocky…AAAAAAAAGH!!! Someone shoot me before I turn into Gene Shalit! (via The Japanese Crush Pocky)

Sadly, I will never have the opportunity to wrap my sexy lips around the Dunkin Donuts Breakfast Sandwich. Instead I’m stuck with replacing the muffin on my Sausage and Egg McMuffin with Eggo Waffles. (via Grub Grade)

It doesn’t matter which chocolate covered raisin is better, you will probably choke on both of them in the theater when you see Doctor Manhattan’s blue schlong in the Watchmen. (via Second Rate Snacks)

@Neil the hammer: I disagree with you about Al Roker, I REALLY do disagree with you about that guy from Freezer Burns, and I also disagree with you about Gene Shalit…his mustache is what keeps him alive.

I don’t like the guy from Freezer Burns either. He seems like a douche who likes to be called the Frozen Food Master a little too much. Whatever happened to Ace and Reprobate? I don’t mind missing posts from Reprobate, but where’d Ace go?