Matt Schaub is officially to remain with the Texans through the 2014 season. I really hope this is a ploy to get him to take a restructured deal and pay cut so that we can trade him. No one is crazy enough to trade for him under his current contract

In other news, Adran Peterson to retire from football to pursue his dream of becoming an interior decorator. I think it's a ploy to get other interior decorators to step up their game._________________