If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends. Unknown

Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s nerves – which is the same thing nowadays. Oscar Wilde

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. George Burns

My music is best understood by children and animals. Igor Stravinsky

All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song. Louis Armstrong

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. Friedrich Nietzsche

My taste in music ranges from ‘you need to listen to this now’ to ‘i know, please don’t judge me’.

Do I listen to pop music because I’m miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music? John Cusack

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Unknown

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t. Tom Waits

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. Dave Barry

Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche

Hell is full of musical amateurs. George Bernard Shaw

You might be a musician if… you’re more worried about hurting your finger than breaking your leg. Unknown

There’s nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn’t exist before – I won’t compare it to sex, but it lasts longer. Paul McCartney

The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats… Albert Schweitzer

So much music… so little time. Unknown

Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life. Jean Paul

My neighbors listen to good music whether they like it or not. Unknown

I’m finally old enough to say I despise today’s music. Unknown

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. Bill Cosby

After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life. Jeff Beck

Strong lager and some early Zep tunes. I ask thee, is there a better way to spend an evening? Unknown

Music to me is like breathing – I don’t get tired of breathing, I don’t get tired of music. Ray Charles

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. Frank Zappa

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds. Mark Twain

I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Woody Allen

Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer. John Ruskin

It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself. Johann Sebastian Bach

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. Frank McKinney “Kin” Hubbard

I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right. Duke Ellington

Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass? Michael Torke

Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music. Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower