These don't look wearable, for one they're kind of small and they seem partially stuffed. They say there were holes in the crotches, but then only show one of them in example. More likely they were someone's creepy unfinished homemade stuffed animals and these photos were cherry-picked to tell a particular story.

Well I didn't really want to abandon them but every time I went to a dry cleaners and asked if they could get semen stains out of an ewok they reached for the phone to call 911. What else was I supposed to do?