(all the kids are panicked and making a lot of noise)Ms. Crabtree: All right! (she opens a box and pulls out a revolver and a rabbit) Everybody shut up or the cute little bunny DIES!!(everybody shuts up)Stan: She's always trying to get us to shut up by threatening to kill that bunny, but do you think she ever would?Kyle: Oh she would dude, she would.

Cartman: Hey, you guys! What if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come back and we're all trapped up here forever!(The kids all gasp.)Kyle: We couldn't get trapped up here forever, Cartman; we'd die after a couple of days(The kids all gasp louder.)Stan: Dude!Kyle: What?Cartman: (scared) I don't wanna die on this bus with you assholes! You guys suck!Stan: Dude, would you just relax? We've been in a lot worse situations than this, and we've come out of them just fine.Kyle: Worse than this??Stan: Oh, sure. Don't you remember the time the alien visitors kidnapped your little brother Ike? Now THAT was scary!