Real life Ninja's save a dude from mugging

I don't think I have cracked up harder at a real life story in The Sydney Morning Herald. I can just picture the Foot surrounding them, while the Sensei holds his hand up, palm open, when he clenches his fist they rush the muggers.

This would have to be one of the coolest set ups to a fight scenario, I think I am going to write a book or a movie, I might even take the cut in pay for a tele-movie just to set up this scene. It is a shame the story doesn't tell you if they ended up using shuriken to stop them running away and rope to tie and hang them up and then vanish just before the police arrive.

"Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
"Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
"I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
"Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
"Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
"More God delusions." - DAYoung
"Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

"Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
"Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
"I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
"Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
"Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
"More God delusions." - DAYoung
"Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

LOL I read this in the morning... I love it how the guy goes ''It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him" - yup... he does think he is th3 d34dly... actually... d34dli3st in sydney.