No need to adjust your television set. Yes, that girl at the beginning of You Turn Me On has a purple face and florescent green clothing. My screening copy said to "adjust tracking." So I do it and now the girl has a purple face, green clothing and snow all over her body. Hey, tracking doesn’t help inaudible audio. There’s more snap, crackle and pop on this soundtrack than a Rice Krispies commercial. In addition, this sexvid should have been called "You Turn Me Off." I don’t care that it has absolutely no story and that everybody acts badly and just has sex. But nobody except for Kimberly Carson seems to be enjoying themselves. It looks like somebody took their 1980 Model Panasonic video camera and walked around shooting people having bad sex. Production values? If a shot of the Hollywood hills or someone’s car is your idea of production values, run out and rent this cheap no-budget production. But expect one of the worst quality tapes this reviewer has seen since something called The Sex Stalker last year. With an annoying soundtrack that keeps repeating a garbled title song, You Turn Me On has absolutely nothing to offer the sexvid viewer. Bad news from start to finish!

She had never felt this kind of heat before. All she knew was that she needed to be pleasured right now! In this quest for fulfillment, she discovers appetites and delights hitherto unreachable or even dreamed of.

The big bang in question in this steamy sexvid isn’t the primordial explosion that created the universe and everything in it. Rather, this bang refers to the potential end of the video” protagonist, an unhappy little man who’s contemplating suicide due to his unfortunate love life. He rubs sticks of dynamite together and regales the audience with torrid tales of his loves and losses. It’s a rather decent way of linking together these otherwise unrelated scenes, and the sex itself sparkles with enthusiasm and passion. Kristara Barrington shows why she was the first Asian gal to become a full-fledged hardcore starlet, taking on a younger version of our hero in a steamy, incendiary coupling. Nikki Knights plays the first great love of his life, and she turns in an exceedingly erotic performance. Nikki’s youthful high spirits and obvious lust for on-screen carnality combine to make a heady, heated cocktail. With a stellar turn from Nina Hartley and a vivacious tryst from a young Shanna McCullough, this romp has all the ingredients for a simply spectacular sexvid.

The story is about cute, blonde co-ed, Desiree Lane who has a crush on an exchange student and a professor, who has a crush on her. She can’t stop herself getting involved in extracurricular activities (involving other guys or girls). The exchange student isn’t exactly crazy about the stuff she gets up to and decides she’s a bit too much for him to handle so he goes off with someone else. The professor pines for Desiree (but still gets a little on the side with his legendary after she rebuffs him). Eventually Desiree comes to her senses and realizes that it’s the professor that she really wants.