Firstly, I don't subscribe to any religion as they're all controlled and part of the system, including yours. Incorrect. We specifically don't have an organized church, because dogma is bad. What else? Well... I do take pride in speaking the truth, if you can believe that, and I wish to impart to y...

. . . And when the second angel hair pasta sounded its horn, a large stone, like a mountain, dropped into the sea. And a third of the waters turned to blood, and a third of the creatures in the seven seas . . .