Well, then, Fozzie is the simple choice NOW!

ALERT: You’ll have to scroll through lots of wannabes (remember the Republican Primaries last year?) to find The Foz.

The Foz is way cuter than any of these selections. And he’s portable.

DOUBLE ALERT: When you click on his photo to vote, you’re going to have to give up some information to prove that you aren’t a spambot or a Russian spy. It’s the price we pay for freedom, People.

TRIPPLE ALERT: You can only vote once and, like this election, you don’t have to vote at all (unless you’re dead, in which case, someone else will decide for you if your dead voice matters). The Foz would never allow any rigged Poochie Election. That’s Bullsticks.

This promotional material was paid for by the Committee to Confirm Fozzie the Cutest Canine in Clark County and was 100% supported by Fozzie who is sleeping right now.

Campaigning is exhausting. I don’t know how humans do it.

And remember to vote on November 8 (if you haven’t voted already).
Every voice matters—up and down the ballot—in this and every election!