Monty full on

Colin Montgomerie — who knew? — has won the last two Senior PGA Championships. He’s in the field this weekend at Harbor Shores in Michigan to aim at a three-peat. Montgomerie is only 52. Really? The media guide says he’s 6-1, 210 pounds — they do have good PR on the Champions tour.

Monty is supposed to be a prickly guy. That’s okay — I get it. Seems like, after it all, he’d be fun to hang around with over an 18-year-old Macallan.

Update 5-29: Montgomerie fell three shots shy of winning a third straight Senior PGA, finishing second behind Rocco Mediate, who neatly answered the question, “Where the hell have you been, Rocco?”