It's not too nice when there are 10 free urinals and someone strolls over to yours, whips it out and stares at your schlong for 5 minutes. It was a day when I'd had about 5 coffees too so I was stuck there while this dude raped me with his eyes

Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

Mi amoreDon't you knowMy love I want you soSugarYou make my soul completeRapture tastes so sweet

Before you accuse a co-worker of checking you out from a neighboring urinal, make sure he does not have a medically diagnosed "lazy eye."

Bernier noticed Davis taking “an overt, purposeful and glaring look” at Bernier’s penis while they were both standing at the urinals in the men’s bathroom on their floor. Bernier knew that Davis was gay—he had learned this in 2003, some time after Davis brought a male date to the company’s 2002 Christmas party—but he was not aware until this litigation commenced that Davis had a “lazy” left eye that sometimes made it appear that he was “looking off at something” when conversing.

He sent Davis an anonymous instant message through a little-used internal system. The message, which popped up on Davis’s computer without warning, said, “Stop staring! The guys on the floor don’t like it.” Davis, under the impression that he was being harassed for being gay, promptly notified Morningstar’s Human Resources department.

The employer investigated, and sacked Bernier for ignoring proper procedure, and taking matters into his own hands.

don't care if ya straight or not, i'd just talk to ya and say please don't if i felt so inclined.

guys have as many ego issues as 'girls'.

gay people get more weirdered out me staring at them for obvs reazons and otherz not so obvz, not their naked bits ya understand but its hard ta tell, i wanna respect everybody but fucknutz cum in all shapes and sizes, i don't have time for their shit, i givem shit if it cums my way, its satisfying for that 1 small moment and no i don't 'sexually' harass them.