9/10Dr. Hartman: I'm sorry Mayor McCheese, but I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible.Mayor McCheese: Look, if it's a financial issue...Dr. Hartman: Well it's not an issue of money, your head is a cheeseburger. There is no blood flow to it, it's just dead cow meat.Mayor McCheese: Alright, well, I appreciate you giving it to me straight.Dr. Hartman: Alright then, have a tasty afternoon.Mayor McCheese: (laughs slighly)Dr. Hartman: Ah, there's a smile. -family guy

Gamzee is best troll; Dr.Facilier is best Disney villain, Dimitri is best Cooper gang member. They all are associated with purple. That is awesome.

Person1: (concerned) You know, you really shouldn't keep you're feelings bottled up like that.Person2: (confused) What do you mean?P1: I mean it's not healthy for you...or Jasper.P2: (gives a confused look)P1: Sometimes you have to release the anger.P2: I'm not mad.P1: Come on. It's ok, you can tell me.P2: I'm not mad.P1: You're not helping any.P2. I'm not mad.P1: (say their name in a tsk'ing tone)(eventually you get this):P2: I'M NOT MAD! P1: (happily) See, now don't you feel so much better?

Midnight Sun:She was dreaming of me.And it wasn't even a nightmare. She wanted me stay with her, there in the dream.--Edward Cullen