Fookin hell, there's a lot of bjj douchebaggery going on in here. You got one guy waving his shiny certificate around, then you got another guy waving his shiny medals around. I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go look for shiny things to wave around in people's faces.

P.S. That wasn't a slam, as it was already established on the first page of this thread, before the thread went off topic and people started waving shiny new certificates about.