I would be more than happey to bring you your drink if you would be so considerate as to state your inebriating beverage of choice, as well as the requisite quantititty of libations sufficinet to get you in a sufficiently supine position for further wreckcreational activities.

I shall never forget the first time I saw that scene. It was late at night and I had been up late watching Saturday Night Live (first season?) when they were doing the sketch with Julia Child (Dan Ackroyd) where her knife slips and cuts something off followed by LOTS of blood squirting in every direction. I was grossed out and hysterical at the same time. I flipped the channel and landed on that Monty Python scene with the Black Knight. I watched the entire thing having NO IDEA what I was watching! It was a bizarre night.. I had never seen nor heard of Saturday Night Live either, and really had no idea what I was watching..

The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of ‘Tits and Bums’ and 4,000 copies of ‘Shower Sheila’ were seized that day. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed. Sir Philip Sidney returned to London in triumph.

Cook (shouting): You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you’ve done to him! He’s worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honourable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh… it makes me mad… mad! (slams cleaver into the table)

I’m afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there’s Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks … they’re all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.

Keeping Up Appearances
As Time Goes By (Judi Dench)
Are You Being Served
Waiting For God
To The Manor Born (Penelope Keith)
Vicar Of Dibley (Dawn French)
Every Saturday night except during pledge drives, to get donations. Other shows on in the past:
Good Neighbors
Chef
Red Dwarf (not in a long time)
Are You Being Served, Again

Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer met in the war and became lovers, then are separated, lose touch, and find each other 38 years later. Both are widowed, and they eventually resume the affair they had started all those years ago. She runs a secretarial service, and he’s an author of a real dull book,”My Life In Kenya”. I know that’s hard to visualize as a comedy, but that’s why Judi Dench is so good. When they cast Judi Dench as “M” in the recent James Bond movies, the first one had her former co-star Palmer as a British Admiral.