1. I really need an agent to take a chance on my sense of humor. I say this after putting the final tweaks on a Tu-Pac/California Love joke about the Book of Mormon's "people." (It makes sense in context.)

2. I really need a nanny. Or a live in bartender.

3. I really need a giant plate of salty French fries.

4. I really need a big ol' glass of wine. (I get to have that, though! Happy Hour in 15 minutes.)

5. I really need to stop beating myself up all the time. For example: I actually did accomplish things today, even if I did laze about for a portion of it. Also, I'm looking super cute today, and I NEVER compliment my looks, because that makes me feel weird and uncomfortable.

6. I really need to get over that last one because I'm okay and you're okay. *head desk*

7. I really need to know you are having a good day! And if not, watch this and then you really need to let yourself smile. :D

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I heartily agree with your first six statements. No, I can't see you through your screen but if you say you look cute I totally believe you! Look how cute that dachsund gif is. You obviously know what you're talking about.

I am having a completely lazy day that involved a four mile walk (this humidity is killing me) and a lovely trip to Central Market for staples (beer and milk) and have since done nothing but look at our destinations for family vacation and panic about language barriers in European countries I've never been to.

This trip is so far out of my comfort zone it's got it's own place in my brain pan. At least there will be delicious things to eat and drink and I can point and pay like a trooper! I think I'll join you in the alcoholic beverage department.

I didn't work out at all. Well, I did pushups and bounced around the house, but no walk for me because, as you said, the humidity is AWFUL. I am JEALOUS of your trip to Central Market. I have to wait untiul tomorrow.

I'll send my husband to go with you - he's fluent in Hungarian. Pay him in beer and he'll be delighted. :D (That sounds amazing! But so many people there speak English, don't let that be a factor.)

I would totally love to give you glass of wine. I wish you had an Amazon Wish List of wines so you could just be randomly surprised with wine. Then you would feel like I feel after looking at the GIF of the puppy. :)

So....I think I should post a Amazon Wish List for wine. That is like, the best idea I've ever heard! I have absolutely no expectations, of course, but that would be FUN to build a virtual wine cabinet! <3

Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.