We'd Rather Do Anything Than Sing

Adam: All day long it's the same old thingI open my mouth and I have to singWindsor: I liken it to having gas, that sticks with youAdam, Windsor and Slips: No matter how much you pass ...(Flatulence)We'd rather do anything than sing!Slips: I'd gladly take cricketsAdam: I'd rather have wormsWindsor: Some mild diarrhea or non-threatening germsAdam, Windsor and Slips: We'd rather do anything than sing! Anything at allWe'd rather to anything than sing all day But we're trapped in a musical!Slips: I'll take extra homeworkAdam: Please give me a testMr. Hornbill: I'd gladly comply but I'm likewise possessedLupe: Please give us detentionIngrid: Or send us awayMr. Mandrill: I'd sure like to help but I have to pliéLupe, Ingrid and Mr. Mandrill: We'd rather do anything than sing! Anything at allWe'd rather to anything than sing all day But we're trapped in a musical!Henry: We'll do extra push-upsPhineas: I'll run one more lapCoach Gills: But sweating won't shut even Horace's yapHorace: I don't ever talk but now I don't have a choice.It's really quite awful 'cause I don't like my voice.Nurse Gazelle: I'll take my credentialHenry: I'll stand in the roadMs. Chameleon: I'll stop teaching actingMrs. Warthog: I'll kiss this old toadAdam: I'll try a new outfitWindsor: I'll give up my witPrincipal Pixiefrog: Just stop this foul musicDickie: I don't mind it a bitCast: We'd rather do anything than sing! Anything at allWe'd rather to anything than sing all day But we're trapped in a musical!In a winter, summer, spring, and...Jake: PANTS!!Cast: Fall, you idiot!Jake: Okay!