Sunday, July 17, 2011

Michael Martinez & Mila Kunis

To celebrate Michael Martinez's first and possibly only MLB homerun, WSBGMs is going to give him some face time with Mila Kunis. Why Mila Kunis? Just read the ridiculous comments from Sir Alden the notorious frog-licker below...

July 11th:Did you hear? Michael Martinez is Dating Mila Kunis? He is taking her to the All-Star Game's After Party. She loves her M&M's.

"Screw Michael Martinez," GM-Carson.

"I think I will," Mila Kunis.

July 12th:If Cholly says he loves his M&M like Mila Kunis does, and that he fields as well as Omar Vizquel, who is the greatest fielding SS of all time, then top 25th Man for me..

July 13th:Associated Press Mila Kunis - "Yes we are very much in love. Yes it happened very fast. Sometimes in life things just happen like that. Last night after the All-Star Game after after party when my cutie M&M hit the light switch across the room? He was under the covers with me! Before the light was out! Fast! But not fast with taking care of me..."

July 17th:"My squoooogie woooogie was great last night! I will be in the Stands in the Big Apple Rooting for my M&M" ~ tweeted tiny starlet Mila Kunis

Mayberry is not the right handed bat we need. He's a 4th outfielder, that's all he will ever be.

We need Vic, Polly, Oswalt, Contreras and Lidge back and all healthy. I'm sick and tired of the disabled list. I know guys are gonna get hurt but this crap has been going on for 2 years straight now.....At some we just have to catch a break with injuries......right??