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Saturday, December 12, 2015

Woman Arrested Hiding Money And Drugs In Her Spacious Vagina

You Know, The Vagina Really Isn't Meant For That!

Chelsea Sperry

A woman in Alaska, Chelsea Sperry, was arrested for using
counterfeit money to pa for items at a store. Police then
discovered she was driving on a suspended license, which is a
legal offense. While being processed at a local jail on the two
aforementioned offenses, police noticed Sperry making "furtive
movements towards her vagina."

Police ordered a "body scan" which revealed Sperry "had items
concealed in her vagina or anus." A body searched was ordered
using a female police officer, who retrieved "A wad of cash and
drugs from inside" Sperry. According to the Smoking Gun website
the items that were hidden inside Sperry's vagina included
counterfeit money in the form of, "Six $100 bills, three $50
bills and seven $20" totaling $890. Two baggies of meth,
morphine pills and heroin were also found inside Sperry's
vagina, for a total of six bags of drugs. And to boot, she had a
real $10 bill in her anus. First class all the way (LOL).

Seriously though, you were paying store clerks with money you
were carrying in your vagina and your butt. That's highly
disrespectful. And why are you carrying all this stuff in your
vagina, as it really wasn't meant to be a carry all. Don't you
have a purse (LOL).

STORY SOURCE

Cops Find "Wad" Of Cash, Drugs Inside Alaskan

DECEMBER 11--An Alaska woman appears to have set the record for
the amount of counterfeit currency and narcotics hidden inside
body orifices, according to court records. Fairbanks police were
dispatched last month to an adult novelty store after a clerk
called 911 to report that a couple sought to purchase
merchandise with a counterfeit $100 bill.

Before cops could get to the Castle Megastore, suspect
Chelsea Sperry, 31, left the business with a “large wad of cash”
provided by her boyfriend (who waited for police to arrive).
Shortly after Sperry drove away from the business, she was
pulled over by police who had been given her description by the
store employee.

When a check revealed that Sperry was driving with a
suspended license, she was arrested and transported to the
Fairbanks Correctional Center. At the jail, a corrections
officer observed Sperry “making furtive movements toward her
vagina,” according to a criminal complaint. Sperry was then “put
through a body scan,” which revealed that she “had items
concealed in her vagina or anus.”
A female corrections officer subsequently “removed a wad of
cash and drugs from inside” Sperry.

The haul included six $100
bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were
counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented
by a genuine $10 bill that “was discovered in Sperry’s anus.”...

Sperry’s arrest--which was first reported by Dorothy Chomicz
of the Fairbanks Daily News‑Miner--was brought to TSG’s
attention by a reader who demanded to know, “How big of a hoohaa
does this woman have?” The correspondent then answered their own
question, declaring, “Bigger than a backpack!” (3 pages)