Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing? Lester Burnham: Nothing. Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating! Lester Burnham: I was not. Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were! Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!

Dwight: My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never. If I have to die for you tonight, I will.

Conan the Barbarian (1982)Valeria: All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced death with no one to know. I would look into the huts and the tents of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. But I always passed by.

Billy Jack :" I'm Going To Take This Foot (Points To Right Foot)"And Put It On That Side Of Your Face" (Points To Right Side Of Face)"And There's Not A Damn Thing Your Going To Do About It".............Yes You Guessed It............Bam...Sheriff Goes Down

[Doolittle walks through the house to the kitchen] Doolittle: Mrs. Webb, me and Loretta is thinkin' about gettin' married tomorrow. Clara Webb: Go ask Ted.

[Doolittle walks back onto the porch, then back into the house] Loretta Webb: Doo, Where are you goin'? Doolittle: Ted says go ask Clary; Clary says go ask Ted; I don't know. Loretta Webb: Wait 'til they go to bed; then you'll be able to catch them together.

Paul: I don't if everyone would share your opinion. Don Pedro Aragon: Well, it's not easy being in charge. It's not easy for me. It's not easy for him. Every man has to find his own way. But I have faith in my son. And I have faith in you. But your fly is open.