Lisa: My name is Lisa. What are your names?Yokel Child: Whitney.Yokel Child: Jitney.Yokel Child: Dubya.Yokel Child: Incest.Yokel Child: Krystalmeth.Yokel Child: International Harvester.Yokel Child: Birthday.Jitney: Awwww, are we gonna do this much work every day?

(Bart tries to reject conversation with his therapist.)Dr. Swanson: Well, I get paid whether you make progress or not. Why don't we just kill the time playing video games?Bart: (Sarcastically) Yeah right. I bet you got a bunch of learning games. Why don't you go online and find a boyfriend, while I take a nap?(Bart turns over and lies down on the couch.)Dr Swanson: Actually, I just got "Death Kill City II: Death Kill Stories!"Bart: Whoa! You've got DKCIIDKS?! That one's rated bad for everyone!