Here’s Who Will Win At The Grabbys, Part 3

Wrapping up The Sword’s three part series on who will probably win a Grabby this weekend, I present to you the final round of predictions that won’t come true. Being wrong about everything has never been so much fun.

I don’t know who picks the winners (the staff of Grab magazine?) and whether or not having a Grabby win attached to your movie actually results in higher sales, but who cares, really. The point is to get drunk and for porn stars to feel good about themselves.

Lisa Ann is great, but she’s been doing Palin longer than Tina Fey has. They’ll give Chi Chi an award in another category. It’s nice that Michael Youens was nominated. The competition comes down to Howard and Sharon, but I don’t think the Grabbys can resist a chance at awarding “Fabscout” Howard and giving him access to a microphone in front of the entire industry.

The most impossible to predict category. They’ll pick two winners, and while a Jayden Grey/Riley Price combo would be perfect, they’ll want to pick one younger and one older performer (last year they went with Austin Wilde and Samuel Colt). Most of these guys would all be fine, but some of them would be just awful! And a couple of them I have never heard of, or maybe their name is just spelled wrong?

Again, they pick two for this category. And if you think the Grabbys are going to pass up giving one of the awards to the most (like it or not) famous person in the room, think again. How Spencer Reed is not on this list is beyond all comprehension.

I don’t get it, he not only deserved to be nominated but to win several awards including performer of the year. It must be that he isn’t affiliated with any major studio, and I suppose all of these awards shows are rigged in favor of them.

Why are washed up porn stars only interested in getting wasted and having bitchy hissy fights?
It must really suck to know that your washed up and your star has fallen.
Now you have to fuck the bottom of the barrel to make a few hundred in cash…or worse yet, submit yourself to low budget seedy hotel room bare back porn.
WASHED UP, WASTED AND TOSSED TO THE CURB….hope you saved your money honey.

They just didn’t want to make it overly predictable.. cause i clearly would have won. HA just kidding its actually nice to not have to stress about winning or not. Now i just get to get wasted and have fun : )#allreadywon

No, BelAmi hasn’t drunk the gay family feud Kool-Aid. But Kieran Benning and Jarrod Lanvin sure seem to be spawned from the same beautiful gene pool. And together, the whole is even hotter than the sum of the parts.

Cherry popping. Outdoor three-ways. Eight load cum-fests. Ferocious facials. Sean Cody has had a rocky 2017. But there were those golden moments when they still got our rocks off. The question is, which cream will rise above them all.