[quote]One of her legs seems ridiculously longer than the other. You really have to see where the legs are attached to realize its just an optical illusion.[/quote] As my Dementia ridden grandfather used to say,optical perversions are one of...

[quote]Bama is a trash team You got fricked by auburn once already[/quote] Hey Barnbilly!
Hey Barnbilly!
Hey Barnbilly!
We just beat the hell out of you!
Rammer Jammer, Yellowhammer,
Suck a dick Barner Fambly!
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[quote]96.7% winning[/quote] I've been crunching numbers on my Commodore 64 and it's telling me there is a .000001% chance Bama wins.Coincidentally, this is the same percentage it says I have to nail Scarlett Johansson.So all I can say is Roll ...

[quote]What's the matter Internet Tough Guy? Did it hurt your feelings that much when I laughed when you got banned? [/quote] So what does "pinche" mean? It's somewhere between damn, god-damn and fricking in English, depending on who you ask...