"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," he told the BBC.

Uwe and Cecelia were unofficially wed by an actress who was paid $395 to officiate the ceremony. The groom wore a tuxedo and a top hat. The bride donned an ill-fitting dress-veil combo thing. Marrying an animal—in case you weren't sure—is illegal in Germany.

Read the full story here. And watch the video (yes, there's a wedding video) here.

If one of your friends wanted to fake-marry a pet, would you show up for their big day? Or would you run screaming in the other direction?