Even as we speak, the 47th Etiquette Batallion is field-stripping their latest edition Mont Blanc pens and being mobilized to assist the remnants of the Republican Guard and Ba'ath Party in the surrender ceremony.

I'm sure the UN crowd will want to be heavily involved in post Saddam Iraq. I am sure someone will suggest letting them get involved and spreading the contracts around will be a good way to demonstrate our good faith. My suggestion: offset the costs of this operation against our UN dues.

Well, there was a difference of opinion. Surely nobody regards the crisis as being so cut and dried as to classify any dissenting views as "against us" do they?

God, it's scary to think that nations might be run by such childish ingrates that would demonize an entire nation (and a hell of a good friend and trading partner, in the case of Canada) for having a different viewpoint...