HEGGRA: OMG STFU UXAS MY MILLENNIA-OLD PUSSY HAS NOT SEEN ANY ACTION SINCE UR DAD'S GRANITE SLAB DORK AND WHAT FUN IS BEING QUEEN OF THIS SHITTY HELLHOLE OF A PLANET IF I CAN'T BE A COUGAR ON THE PROWL???

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Who could have ever guessed that you'd envision Darkseid!Mom!Porn! before Hippolyta MILFery? I am taken aback. Especially given that Hercules has canonically expressed a sexual interest in both Hippolyta and Diana. I don't know, you'd think you could do something with that. But no. I'm disappointed.

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Except that, given Darkseid's physical proportions, if we assume his father was similarly massive, then Heggra's vajayjay might be practically cavernous. I doubt you'd envy a woman who could get gang-banged by New Gods and still have to ask, "So ... is it in yet?"

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How long would it take for that to become standard-issue on Scott Free's mother box?

Scott: Okay, while I ferret the lockpick out of my boot and break the straitjacket with my teeth, the mother box plays MILF porn to distract Darkseid. Hey, Bats, you want some MILF porn to use against Darkseid? It's super effective!