Dread thou naught...I'm sure our paraxisms are in vain of a depressingly typical mealy-mouthed Mexifornia metrosexual, oblivious to the horror of his own plight due to having his brain washed, fluffed and steamed wrinkle-free by decades of leftist-socialist indoctrination.The most painful operation a man can endure: Having his right one removed by the effeminate "one true Church" and its child-molesting clergy while his left one is sheared off by the equalitarian, socialistic political class.