Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The Smiling Infidel Word Of The Day......Increasing Your Vocabulary The Infidel Way!

PAUSEY: A PAUSEY is a large group or organization that gathers together due to a shared commonality, pursuit, or interest. Most notably, a PAUSEY consists solely of women who are either currently mired in the hot-flash throes of menopause or are blissfully post-menopausal, hence the upgrade in social status from the generic POSSE to the more descriptive PAUSEY. Pausey: Now with 80% less Estrogen!!!!

Okay, let's use our new Infidel Vocabulary Word Of The Day in a sentence, shall we?

The PAUSEY war rages on this Friday down at The Coliseum.

Be there, as the crimson-chapeaued ladies of the Red Hat Society fiercely channel their Scarlet Fever into an all-out epic Safety Dance battle against their sworn fedora enemies, The Men Without Hats!

Next up on the PAUSEY war schedule: THE GOLDEN GIRLS PAUSEY versus the hard-core rappers of THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE. Oh Estelle Getty, where are you when we need your ferocity the most??!!?

Hey - I just wanted to let you know that up here by the Point of the Mountain, there are some 8 year old girls actually choking neighborhood kids, and when my HT/VT asked their daughter about it, she said she knows the game well - other kids play it at school. SOMEthing is rotten in Denmark (or Utah, as the case may be). How did your whole thing turn out?

If I ever put a red hat on my head, I ask for someone to shoot me dead.It surely is just a big red sign,That something in their brains is way out of line.Is this what happens to women who get old?They're just really loony, not brave or bold.They are after attention that they never got,And do this in groups so they won't get caught.They're nuts totally loony and gray.I surely don't want to go out this way.

I wish our Relief Society was more PAUSEY. They just divided our ward and I don't think there is a soul over 40 in it. I like the PAUSEY womens' point of view since they've been around so much longer. JMO!

And I've never heard of the Red Hat Society! What do they even stand for? Or do they just like red hats? :)

I'm with Omar. The first thing I thought of was Marge joining that...ladybug group...(I think it had ladybugs in it somewhere, didn't it?)

Hmph. Red hats with purple. Something new to think about. (When I got old, I was simply going to collect hundreds of cats and throw them at random passerby while yelling incoherently. That was my retirement plan, a la Simpsons.)

While I am far, far, far, far, too young to worry about menopause, I feel like I've been going through it lately and if this is just a taste, I don't want to do the real thing!I'm on medications for my MS that give me hot flashes, cold chills, mood swings, the ability to cry about absolutely NOTHING. It sucks!

And now I miss Estelle Getty again! Poor little Sophia! She would have been the Tony Soprano of the Pauseys!