Supergirl, Catwoman, and Spider-Man Porn Coming Soon

Updates on three hugely anticipated porn parody films.

As a lifelong comic geek, it really is a great time to be a porn geek, as well. Superhero porn parodies are all the rage right now and three big ones are about to hit retailer shelves. Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody, Supergirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, and Katwoman are all currently available for pre-orders and all three have a combination that has proven to be a formula for success: Smoking hot porn stars and superhero costumes. Seriously, what’s not to like about that? It’s like chocolate covered boobs. Anyway, I wanted to give you a closer look at these newest releases because, um, they all look really nice.

Katwoman

Batfxxx is missing and Gothard City is in danger of being wiped out by a deadly virus. Katwoman is their only hope of survival and she makes a deal with her arch-enemy The Jo-Kerr to save the city from this potential threat. With Wonderchick, Jokette, 2-Face, Gangster Lovato and super-busty Superchick, it's an all-star cast of hot and horny players in this action-packed, sex-filled adventure. Packed with plenty of action, from the chases, fights and explosions to some of the hottest sex and orgies from the nastiest villains and heroes ever seen!

Directed by: Nicholas Steel

Produced by: Paul Chaplin

Starring:

Dylan Ryder

Paul Chaplin

Gemma Massey

Kagney Linn Karter

Andy San Dimas

Katwoman, Bluebird’s sequel to its insanely popular Batfxxx film, doesn’t yet have an official release date, although it is supposed to hit shelves before the end of the year. Dylan Ryder (who recently signed an exclusive deal with Bluebird Films) is set to play the leather-clad Katwoman. Additionally, it’s been reported that porn parodies of The Joker and Harley Quinn will also be featured in Katwoman, adding to the geek factor. Beyond that, not much is known about the film, as Bluebird has been scarce with the details. Buzz factor for Katwoman is pretty strong, however, as it seems everyone is excited to see the lovely Dylan Ryder (who’s twin sisters are professional MMA fighters) take on this fan favorite role.

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is about to get caught in a web of sexual bliss! Will he be able to save the city from the evil menace of Electro and The Kingpin? Will he finally choose between Gwen and Mary Jane? Will he manage to resist the charm of The Black Widow? Peter Parker's secret identity turns out to be a lot more exciting in Axel Braun's sexy spoof Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody, brought to you by Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading Adult film company. Get ready for the ultimate swing!

Directed by: Axel Braun

Produced by: Axel Braun

Starring:

Xander Corvus

Capri Anderson

Dick Delaware

Brooklyn Lee

Ash Hollywood

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody is directed by Axel Braun, the director who is behind some of the most successful and critically acclaimed porn parodies ever produced. That, combined with the financial and marketing backing of Vivid Entertainment, one of the biggest and most successful porn studios on the planet, make this film a must see. Never one to disappoint, and an avid movie fan, Axel Braun has been talking this movie up for months and has plans to unveil it at The 2011 San Diego Comic Con, the Mecca of comic geeks, next month. And if you think this is just going to be some cheesy spoof, A.) You’re not familiar with Braun’s work and B.) Check out the SFW trailer below.

Supergirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

Earth's sexiest super XXX hero is a young, co-ed from another planet. Supergirl (Alanah Rae) barely escapes the destruction of her home planet, but her greatest challenge lies ahead - sorority life! With the help of her cousin, Superman (Dale Dabone) and her bff, Barbara Gordon (Sunny Leon), Supergirl tries to pass off as human. The only thing standing in her way from a life of text books, keg parties and casual sex, is Natasha Luthor (Andy San Dimas), the Queen Bitch of the Tri-Pi Sorority. In Luthor's plan for world domination, Supergirl is the last piece of the puzzle.

Directed by: Rob Black

Produced by: Rob Black

Starring:

Alanah Rae

Andy San Dimas

Brandy Aniston

India Summer

Dale DaBone

This movie combines a little bit of everything. College co-eds, lots of sex, superheroes, and plots involving world domination. Not to mention a cast of porn talent that is chock full of certified mega stars, such as Jenna Presley and Andy San Dimas, along with porn legend Nina Hartley. As Supergirl is, and has always been, a walking comic geek wet dream, it should be of no surprise why Supergirl XXX is so highly anticipated, already doing extremely well in the pre-release market. This one looks like it’s going to be lots of fun.

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