Bye, mom. You'll be home by midnight. Actually, if you look at a history of my weekend return times â€¦ and compare them with the corresponding curfews â€¦ there's clearly little chance that I'll be home on time. I rate your statement. Mostly false. Where r u? Grounded for fact-checking my mom.

Jeremy, I need you to follow me down to the dealership. I have to drop my car off for service, have you drive me to my office, then pick me up and take me back to the dealership when the car is ready. I owe you one. I'll give you the actual number once I enter it in my "parental favors" spreadsheet.