Well, we can now set our Days Between Outrageous Charlie Sheen Moments clocks back to zero, because last Friday night in Cabo San Lucas, he was caught on video shouting a homophobic slur into the crowd. Even more obnoxious? His public "apology."

To be honest, I kind of have to give him props for not trying to bury the slur under a pile of feel-food PR damage control. I mean, look, I'm not condoning his use of the word, but it would be a ridiculous farce for him to do anything than snarkily own the moment.

As for whether or not he's still winning -- I don't know, the dude's getting paid to party in Cabo, and I'm sitting here at a laptop writing about him. Pass the tiger blood?