You're A Redneck When...

You're A Redneck When...1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.