"Takin' Care Of Business"

"My Vacation Was A Big Mess"

The Lyrics

well, i started out that mornin'...car went dead without warnin'so a crate i leased and left the citysoon a hitcher i picked up...but that rascal held me up and took my cash and showed me no pityi survived this crime but it cost me lots of timecause talkin' to the cops took half a daythere was protocol employed...with my patience, they just toyedi said i had to be on my way

and my vacation was a big mess...every wayshaken by the madness...every dayyes, my vacation was a big mess...can't unwindshaken by the madness...i've had an awful time...no doubt

i want skiin' and some fishin' but these things i am missin'cause i ran a light that seemed to be yellowdidn't see that police car...and i'd just been to a bari was thrown into a cell for drunk fellowsspent the night with all these bums...wasn't bailed till after onei hit the road and finally got awaybut i wasn't overjoyed...i'd developed hemorrhoidsthat driver's seat not comfy that day

and my vacation was a big mess...every wayshaken by the madness...every dayyes, my vacation was a big mess...can't unwindshaken by the madness...i've had an awful time

ain't no end to the madness...i lost my way...every day...whoa !

then the rental started warmin'...radiator started stormin'it was two-fifteen and sprayin' plentyso i gave that car a shove and down the road i was a-trudgin'as for help ?....i didn't have anyi caught a train that night...but the idea wasn't brightthe damn thing jumped the track and deraileda replacement was deployed...but i felt too paranoidcause everything i'd tried that day failed

and my vacation was a big mess...every wayshaken by the madness...every dayyes, my vacation was a big mess...can't unwindshaken by the madness...i've had an awful time

shaken by the badnessshaken by the madnessshaken by the badnessshaken by the madnessshaken by the badnessshaken by the madness

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You were wise to vacate the premises when you did. Just be glad the train wrecked instead of the parody. Oh - and some Prep H for those hemmies couldn't hurt. You must have run into "Dutch" when you were in the tank for the DUI. One Carnival cruise for you, a $555.00 value for winning the "How I spent my vacation" essay contest. Congrats.

I love the OS, I have never had a vacation quite this bad, I have never been to jail, let alone been sodomized there, but I have had lots of bad luck in my life. Here is a rating of 3 for pacing, 5 for humor and 5 overall. TTFN, Ta-Ta For Now!