When I drink soju I turn into the dude who thinks he can speak Korean better than he can. Let's call it soju Korean, just like Korean men have their soju English. Really soju is the worst, you will leave it before it leaves you.

When I drink Soju, my face feels numb.. Its the nicest buzz going for a 1000 won. I love soju better than whisky and vodka etc. etc. I do tend to turn into the female version of a stud, though.. The female version being a lot more derogatory. Luckily for me, most korean men don't seem to like aggressive women.

More precisely, when I "drank" soju my head would go numb.
I never experienced that more sensual buzz that I get
from Jack Daniels or Jim Beam on the rocks. For a couple of
days I would suffer from short term memory lapses accompanied
with a terrible, throbbing headache. I would even forget my
own phone number for minutes on end. If I ever use that stuff
again it'll be for cleaning my gas range. Cheers!

Guess you are not from the States. Mad Dog and Brass Monkey are cheap wines that sell for a couple of bucks in the states. Ever hear the song Brass Monkey by Beastie Boys?
Its really bad stuff, but yet so much fun.
Oh, it is usually protected with a brown paper bag.