I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to see you,
I phased you out, I phased you out.
Please step aside, exit my life,
I made new friends, our friendship is long expired.
You're not required.

You can no longer blame your character flaws on inheritance,
I've met your parents.
And so I know those flaws are yours alone,
Your awful parents have their own.

When we were children, we were children,
I knew even way back then that you're a fool.
But it was hot and you had a pool.
We were in 3rd grade, 100 metre race,
Your mum said you would fly through space.
But I know you didn't, because I came 1st place.

And just as you were trying to congratulate,
I waved my ribbon in your face.
You'll find I'm really quite polite most of the time,
But I just wanted you to go away!

But I admire your subtleties,
I'm so abrasive and awkward I can't greet
The ones I love, offer them a hug.
I over-think arm placement, all embraces feel odd!

Oooh, you're so surly!
Why would I smile if I can frown?
Oooh, it'll kill you early!
Well you can put me down now!
You're far too surly, yeah!
It picks me up to put you down!
We'll throw you in the circus!
Please, I'll be the miserable clown.