This wasn't fucking funny at all, that bird has no business there. The idiots laughing about it are what I think is wrong with humanity. As the top species we're supposed to be better than that. As Michigan fans we're definitely supposed to be better than this video. That bird could have easily been killed and for what?

What if when the hatches finally open out of the UFOs come thousands of 100ft Native American Indians? We're going to be watching like "F%&# those are huge Indians! Please tell me they're not huge Indians."

When the guy carrying it falls and allegedly breaks his ribs he could have easily crushed the bird. Slipping on the ice it could have broken something which usually animals don't come back from like us. Hardly overreacting. That animal never should have been in that position.

What if when the hatches finally open out of the UFOs come thousands of 100ft Native American Indians? We're going to be watching like "F%&# those are huge Indians! Please tell me they're not huge Indians."

Considering those birds nearly went extinct being in an arena couldn't be any more dangerous for it than being in the wild. The chances of it being crushed would be about the same odds as someone getting hit by a bus.

I was sitting in the first row at a bird show at Parrot Jungle Island in Miami when an Andean Condor flew down to the stage and hit me in the head. Knocked my hat right off. Rough way to become part of the show.