Skeptophilia (skep-to-fil-i-a) (n.) - the love of logical thought, skepticism, and thinking critically. Being an exploration of the applications of skeptical thinking to the world at large, with periodic excursions into linguistics, music, politics, cryptozoology, and why people keep seeing the face of Jesus on grilled cheese sandwiches.

Monday, December 27, 2010

iGiveUp

Congratulations! You are the lucky owner of a new iPod Nano! This device will sync with your iTunes software, and allow you to store up to eight gigabytes of music! You're minutes away from enjoying the newest and most advanced digital music device ever made!

ATTENTION: You are attempting to interface this device with an old version of iTunes. To update to iTunes 10.1, go HERE.

To DOWNLOAD iTunes 10.1, click here! Check the box below if you'd like to receive optional regular updates on special offers from Apple.

To DOWNLOAD iTunes 10.1, click here! Check the box below if you'd like to receive optional regular updates on special offers from Apple.

To DOWNLOAD iTunes 10.1, click here! Check the box below if you'd like to receive optional regular updates on special offers from Apple.

We're sorry, there's a compatibility problem with your operating system. iTunes 10.1 will only work with Mac OS 10.5 or higher. Please upgrade your operating system before attempting to install this software.

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We're sorry, Mac OS 10.5 is not available as a free download. Please purchase the upgrade at the following site.

We're sorry, there's a hardware problem preventing installation of your new operating system upgrade. You will need to purchase Apple iCable 10.4.3, Apple iKeyboard 12.2, and Apple iComputerDesk 10.7 before attempting this installation. Also, if your house was built before 1980, you will need to upgrade to Apple iHouse version 11.1 or system incompatibility may result in less than optimal performance, including any digital music devices being unable to play anything but the BeeGees, Neil Sedaka, and, god help us, Abba.

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