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EnvelopeQ: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

WitchesQ: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Harry PotterQ: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Boss and employeeBoss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Pee in the showerQ: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Don´t be racistDon't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

How were people bornA child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

BeansA teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."