Alex Jones: Government Will Blame Me for Next ‘False Flag’

Alex Jones, the far-right con man who thinks everything that has ever happened in the history of the world was a false flag attack, says the government is going to blame him, along with Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and Rush Limbaugh, of carrying out a nuclear attack.

“We got missing nukes for real, the border’s wide open, do they want plausible deniability there? It used to be that politicians wouldn’t want an open border and then have a terror attack because they’d get in trouble, now things are so upside down they’ll blow something up and say I did it,” he said.

In AlexJonesWorld nothing ever happens for real. Hence he’s only pretending to believe what he says.

dhall

He’s right. Those little kids from Central America are carrying nuclear weapons with them as they cross the border.

dhall

“they’ll blow something up and say I did it,” he said.

Presumably, “they” are the politicians, the way the statement is constructed. So, he’s saying that our politicians are going to use missing nukes to blow something up and then blame him. Right.

greg1466

Delusions of grandeur, anyone?”

Absolutely not. Obviously his creating a cover story because he actually plans to blow something up. /snark

D. C. Sessions

Not “Delusions of grandeur” so much as “delusions of being worth notice.”

roggg

Alex Jones IS a false flag operation to discredit the extreme right by making them look foolish. He’s pulling it off brilliantly. Nice work Obama.

raven

Naw.

The government would never blame Alex Jones for anything.

He is too mentally fogged up and not important or credible. They would blame someone a lot more important.

Kevin Kehres

It’s gotta be an act, right?

I mean, it’s a straight-up con. He probably secretly watches PBS, reads The New Yorker, and (gasp) recycles!

Larry

Did he get dropped on his head as a child? Or, maybe found his Ma’s meth stash and tweaked his way to the crazy? Whatever it was, this is one, sick, puppy.

John Pieret

This is like totally credible because we all know Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are totally smart enough to figure how to set off an atom bomb with no training whatsoever.

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

John Pieret“This is like totally credible because we all know Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are totally smart enough to figure how to set off an atom bomb with no training whatsoever.”

How do we know Alex Jones has had “no training whatsover”? What if Obama sent him to FEMA camp, turning him in to some sort of Manchurian Candidate? What if Obama sent him to the same Muslin school Obama was programmed at? And why is NASA sending so many ships to Mars, the “red” planet?

Think about it!

dingojack

Forget Dirty Bombs — it’s all about those cunning plans to impeach Obama and fail. Just ask John Boehner.

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Dingo

http://artk.typepad.com ArtK

Yawn.

Somebody wake me up when Alex Jones accuses Alex Jones of being a false flag operation.

busterggi

He may not be nuclear but Alex Jones does blow.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523300770 stuartsmith

You know, this is exactly what I’d say if I were planning a terrorist attack.