A HAUNTING IN HACKENSACKHITLER ON ORGY MOUNTAINDREAMING OF NIGHTMARESMILF MASSACRETHE BACHELOR VAMPIRE

Logged

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

Werewolf with an UziNazi TruckstopDinosaur Zombies with ChainsawsThe Day the Earth Called in SickMars needs Dental HygienistsHeads you win, Tails we MurderThe Thing that Ate My UnderwearIt came from the Slurpee Machine!!!IRS Agents from Beyond SpaceRobo-WitchSasquatch a Go-GoHalloween on the Planet of the Apes

Logged

Terms & Conditions: By reading this signature, you, the reader willfully acknowledge that you owe me a dollar.

There should be a whole series of non-porno "Milf" bad movies, someone has dropped the pop-culture ball.

Logged

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

Revenge of the Ghost of of William Henry Harrison! ... Umm... he was the 9th President? God, don't you people know anything? See, this is exactly why he's getting his revenge on you people. Seriously, read a history book sometime.

Logged

Terms & Conditions: By reading this signature, you, the reader willfully acknowledge that you owe me a dollar.

THE ED GENE - When a group of scientists analyze the genetics of serial killer Ed Gein in order to create the perfect killing machine, they get more than they bargained for when the samples go airborne and infect a nearby populace, creating dozens of hybrid Ed Gein mutants who graft the skin of their victims on to the entire town.

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH