Something was written on the paper streamer on her plate. Actual writing. Virtually nobody wrote any longer; it had been years since Leia had seen actual words handwritten in ink on anything but historical documents.

So… has anyone but me heard of this jerk-o by the name of Ryan Britt? I got trapped in an office with him for like 18 years and I don’t remember all of it but for some reason here he is in my apartment holding my legit VHS copy of the movie Contact.

Humans and aliens populating their universe used the written word for the purposes of getting their basic culture off the ground–for commerce only–and as soon as holograms were available, switched over. If we use the basic reductive interpretation of Marshall McLuhan’s axiom “the medium is the message,” then the medium of Jedi holocrons sends a message that recorded verbal information is preferable to the craft of writing. Still, let’s just assume Jedi can probably read and are taught to read, as are rich people like Princess Leia, Padmé Amidala, and Jimmy Smits. But everything, everything, everything in Star Wars is about video chat via holograms or verbal communication through comlinks. Of course, for these cultures to have progressed and become space-faring entities, they needed written language at some point. But when we catch up to the “now” of Star Wars, the necessity to actually learn to read and write has all but faded away.

Something was written on the paper streamer on her plate. Actual writing. Virtually nobody wrote any longer; it had been years since Leia had seen actual words handwritten in ink on anything but historical documents.

I’m going to murder Ryan Britt.

Chris Lough writes about fantasy and superheroes and stuff on Tor.com. He doesn’t have those glasses or that beard or that shirt or even that hair anymore.