Pretty Little Liars. PLL is back with a bang!. Emily came out to her dad in this week’s episode and he took it pretty well. Maybe he was just relieved to learn that she wasn’t pregnant with a werewolf cub. Or a vampire baby.

Skins. We’re counting down to the Jan. 17 premiere of the US version of Skins, and our own Heather Hogan says it’s worth the wait. We’re also partial to the new opening sequence and promo for UK Skins Season 5 (premiering Jan. 27). Hey, Franky, Elly Jackson called, and she wants her inscrutable androgyny back!

Rebecca Drysdale. The out comic has delivered a dynamite “It Gets Better” video. Or, rather, music video. Smart, funny and catchy to boot, we give it two unicycles up!

Gabrielle Christian. One half of Spashley is back and playing gay again! Christian (as Rose) co-stars along with Jade Catta Pretta (Lisa) in the short film You Are Cordially Uninvited, about a bride-to-be who is having trouble coming out to her family. So do we call them Risa? Lose? Do they even care, as long as we just call them?

Coronation Street. Much to our delight, Sophie and Sian broke their vows of celibacy (aka “bumped spanky pants”) on this week’s episode. It was a truly religious experience.

Jersey Shore. New Jersey Shore castmateDeena Nicole says, “I’m not a lesbian, but when I get drunk I like to kiss” We’ll probably see lots of evidence of this when the show premieres. By the way, what have we done to deserve this?

People who jack Amber Heard’s ride. Out actress Amber Heardtold The Daily Mail that she loves her vintage Mustang and that it’s repeatedly stolen and taken for joyrides. But she says they always recover her car, and that she knows how to hotwire it too. Yeah, we’re basically just looking for any reason to write about Amber Heard. And to run a picture of her in the Mustang.

Chris Brown. The singer, who was already on our s–t list, is “apologizing” for his homophobic exchange with Raz-B on Twitter. Brown stated, “I love all of my fans, gay and straight. I have friends from all walks of life and I am committed, with God’s help, to continue becoming a better person.” Hopefully God will take control of Brown’s Twitter account from now on too.

TLC. The network is giving pastor Ted Haggard his own “reality project.” You remember Haggard! He’s the homophobic former leader of the National Association of Evangelicals who was caught in an affair with a male prostitute. The one-hour special premieres on January 16, so the term “January junk” applies to TV as well as movies. We wonder what show wasn’t greenlit in order to make room for this one.

Navy Capt. Owen P. Honors. The USS Enterprise captain was was relieved of his command when it was discovered that he had made “lewd” videos as morale boosters for his crew three years ago. The videos included gay slurs and footage of actress Glenn Close from her visit to the carrier. Close was outraged that her image was used to “perpetuate something that I abhor.” Queerty.com agreed, noting that she was “clearly miscast.”