Tag Archives: flower jokes

Gardeners and gardenias! Are these even a lily bit funny? Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? Because its pedals fell off! What is a flower’s favorite drink? Root beer! Which flower looks like it just lost a fight? Black-eyed … Continue reading →

Ewwww! Some of these jokes need to be composted! Which flowers aren’t your friends? Anemones! What did the flower say to the judge? Iris my case! What type of flower grows on your face? Tulips! April showers bring May Flowers. … Continue reading →

Hope thistle make you laugh: What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, Bud? How does a gardener lose weight? By keeping his tulips together! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! … Continue reading →

Here’s a bushel of garden jokes. Corny? Yes. Olive a good pun! Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe. Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled. Did you hear about the gardener who … Continue reading →