We will beat them, Snop will claim that the might Pogba bossed the park, Jose will rely again on the Dross that have been sacked by Harry and then we are still waiting for our title that Harry and Snop man promised us. Pint will continue his role as forum pancake.

It got tedious a long time ago tbf. You were on the Jose bandwaggon too, Ash. But you've not gone down the rabbit hole Snoop and Pauline have. You've remained sane despite the agenda! It's everywhere! Even Cantona's believing it.

But aye this could be an ugly game. An early goal would make it easier otherwise we could see Van Jose Pulis again.

Nah, I can see us dishing out a hiding. We are ticking over well as it is and with the prospect of Sánchez joining the squad everyone up front is going to be switched on and out to prove themselves. We take them 3-0.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits...