To be fair I'd be annoyed if I had breasts like that. I mean, sure, you'd get a lot of appreciative glances at them, but my boobs can be uncomfortable enough as it is, I can't imagine having knockers like that.

Need_MindBleach:To be fair I'd be annoyed if I had breasts like that. I mean, sure, you'd get a lot of appreciative glances at them, but my boobs can be uncomfortable enough as it is, I can't imagine having knockers like that.

Theaetetus:"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

Theaetetus:"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

Not saying that. She seems like she'd be impossible not to be taken with, she's lovely. The only thing that made the fashion biz resist her is those hips. They are odd looking. There are plenty of well boobed models in the biz.

Theaetetus:"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

That might explain why she's constantly squeezing them into tops that are way too small, thus causing them to squish together or spill out the sides. She's trying to punish them because she hates them.

/I'd have thought she'd love her breasts but despise her gunnysack-shaped midsection and toddler face.

AbiNormal:TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If it weren't for those tits, nobody would care about you, sweetie. You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Flappyhead:Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

Leader O'Cola:Theaetetus: "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Riiight dumbass:) In today's fashion world where the average model has less ass than a piece of cardboard and a hollowed face with square jaws like a drag queen, Kate Upton is the only one with a flat ass. And apparently lantern jaws and sunken cheeks also look very feminine on Planet Homo. Women have those, not boys which you're totally not attracted to.

Stop kidding yourself. The problem you and the rest of the closet cases have with Kate is she's the rare model who actually has tits, making it impossible for you to fantasize she's your dream boy.

Dudebro:TeddyRooseveltsMustache:You have an ass like an ironing board, and a mid section like a whiskey barrel. Not to mention the boy face.

Riiight dumbass:) In today's fashion world where the average model has less ass than a piece of cardboard and a hollowed face with square jaws like a drag queen, Kate Upton is the only one with a flat ass. And apparently lantern jaws and sunken cheeks also look very feminine on Planet Homo. Women have those, not boys which you're totally not attracted to.

Stop kidding yourself. The problem you and the rest of the closet cases have with Kate is she's the rare model who actually has tits, making it impossible for you to fantasize she's your dream boy.

She does have a bit of a toddler face. It doesn't make you gay to admit it.

I also think the people seemingly obsessed with proving their idea of a hot chick is the straightest option available are trying a bit too hard.

Kate is attractive certainly, but she had a b cup she'd be unheard. Plenty of girls are hotter.

She does have a bit of a toddler face. It doesn't make you gay to admit it.

I don't see this "toddler face" at all. But I do see a lot of other models with harsher jawlines than most men, which makes this nonsense about Kate's face all the more ridiculous, especially when the one complaining seems to prefer those androgynous faces.

I also think the people seemingly obsessed with proving their idea of a hot chick is the straightest option available are trying a bit too hard.

I don't think you have to like the girls *I* like to be straight. But I do think it's pretty suspicious that in a world where every model including Kate has a flat ass and chicken legs, a supposedly straight guy only has a problem with the one who has a nice pair of tits. Sorry dude, not buying it.

She does have a bit of a toddler face. It doesn't make you gay to admit it.

I don't see this "toddler face" at all. But I do see a lot of other models with harsher jawlines than most men, which makes this nonsense about Kate's face all the more ridiculous, especially when the one complaining seems to prefer those androgynous faces.

I also think the people seemingly obsessed with proving their idea of a hot chick is the straightest option available are trying a bit too hard.

I don't think you have to like the girls *I* like to be straight. But I do think it's pretty suspicious that in a world where every model including Kate has a flat ass and chicken legs, a supposedly straight guy only has a problem with the one who has a nice pair of tits. Sorry dude, not buying it.

Take your fingers and cut out the rest of the pic. If you saw that face and nothing else, your first thought could easily be toddler or young girl who still has baby fat cheeks.

She could just lose weight. Not saying she needs to lose weight, but if she wants smaller boobs that's a way to do it.

It's sort of like holding a box of hair dye and saying "Oh, I wish I had different color hair. Every day of my life. It would be so much better." Stop wishing and just open the box and color your hair.