Dancing professionally in the beautiful, dirty, money sucking manhattan and wouldn't ask for anything different

I’m really good at

dance, making boring activities enjoyable, smiling, making people happy, and putting away massive amounts of food

The first things people usually notice about me

my smile and my A+ ass

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

books- life of pi, a ring of endless light, the book thiefmusic- I literally listen to almost everything; drake, JT, Britney, trey songz, Cher Lloyd, one direction, travis garland, snow patrol (pre greys anatomy), blind pilot, the pale, the killers, Ed Sheeran. just no country. please for the love of god, no country.

The six things I could never do without

donuts, dance, blankets, fluffy socks, porn and high heels so if you're not taller than me don't bother unless you've got a tremendous amount of other things to offer

I spend a lot of time thinking about

who shot jfk. conspiracy theories are my absolute guilty pleasure.

On a typical Friday night I am

mostly sitting at home, my weeks are long and tiring and i rarely get offers worth what little energy i have left by friday. you're welcome to try though :)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

if i wasn't a dancer, i'd be a sex industry expert because that shit is fascinating. also, i run a blog with over 1K followers about something horribly embarrassing. if you message me, maybe i'll let you have the url

orrrrrrrrrr....you'd like to take this piece of work out and parade it around and what I mean by that is sit somewhere and laugh at my jokes. especially if you're taller than me. and please, given recent events (aka creepy undesirable old guys) don't message me if you're not in my desired age range- I didn't put that up there for shits and giggles.