Reasons why you should just leave, NOW:

Because I cuss.
Because I talk about sex, alot.
Because Im scandalous.
Because I don't censor.
Because my writing sucks.
Because Im a bitch.
Because I talk lots of shit.
Because I will hurt your feelings.
Because I am politically incorrect.
Because I am a Republican.
Because I may cause loss of brain cells.
Because I talk about God and how he is real.