The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 7 - How Munched is That Birdie in the Window

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Ooh! D'oh! Mm-hmm... Ooh! D'oh! Oh, don't be scared, boys. That's just the angels bowling. And so The Bloody Hangman,his hair sticky with blood,skittered along the cobblestones,gunk dripping from his one good eye,singing his evil land chantey. ♪ Ker-shaw, ker-shew ♪ ♪ I'm after you ♪ ♪ With my bloody noose ♪ ♪ Strong enough to hang ten moose ♪ ♪ Ker-shaw, ker-shew ♪ ♪ It's just a story ♪ ♪ But it's really true! ♪ Homer, are you scaring those kids? No, I'm not! Yes, I am. The Bloody Hangman walks on his stubby bone feet through the plague-ridden streets of London... You said it was Boston. Did I? Anyway, The Bloody Hangman set to his gory work. Bodies piled up like those stackable plastic chairs. Like those chairs in the music room? Possibly! The Hangman's here! ♪ Ker-shaw, ker-shew,my lies have come true! ♪ Huh. It's a pigeon. Aw, the poor guy hurt his wing. Hey, there's a number on him. What is it? I bet it's a combination to a safe! Or, more likely, the phone number of the bird's owner. Ask about the safe. No, better yet, act like you know about the safe. Hello. Yes, I believe I have your pigeon, "Raymond Bird," and I need to know how to return him to you. He's a homing pigeon, girlie. Why don't you let him fly home? Unless you want to spring for a limo. Yes, he could fly home, except that he has a broken wing. Perhaps you and your sarcasm could come to Springfield and retrieve him. Are you kidding? Wherever I go, 200 birds gotta come with me. And they all want to sit in the front seat with Daddy. Looks like you're going to have to take care of him, Bart. Me? Just what in my long,sad history with frogs makes you think I can take care of a bird? No, no... Listen, don't tell anyone, but... I can't stand pigeons! They're like rats with wings! He's crawling on your arm. Oh... Okay, maybe he's not so bad. Oh! No! No! No! Get off! Get off! Get off! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Okay, Ray, your wing is healed. Go on. Live your life. Aw, c'mon, man. Admit it — you knew this day would come. ♪ ♪ You and I have shared too many seed bells to just walk away from this. Go ahead,make fun of me. I lost my heart to a bird. Haw-haw. Man, you were not into that. What's wrong? My mom ran off with my birthday clown. All finished, boy. That coop looks a little flimsy. Flimsy? This gentle pat says different. D'oh! Now that you're officially my bird,let me fill you in on the pecking order around here. The top dog is me, followed by the top dog, the dog... then the cat and then you... But don't feel bad. You're ahead of Milhouse. C'mon Bart. How long can you stay mad? I thought your race car was a Transformer! Nothing's one thing anymore! Sorry, man, it's still too soon. No problem. I'll just be right behind this fence,whenever you're ready to forgive me. Now? Do you forgive me now? Now? Now? I'm scared, Bart. Bored by black and white footage of World War II? Recently uncovered color footage will get you back in the game! Order this DVD now,featuring dictator commentary by Hitler and Mussolini. And as a special bonus, the story of the carrier pigeon — the Allies' winged warrior. General Patton, this bird has a message for you. There's a bomb in my helmet. Caesar can have his eagle,Alexander the Great