Monday, March 8, 2010

It's been 11 months since I originally posted my funny resurrection macros list, and it has grown a bit over the year. I wanted to "revive" the topic (ha) and point out some new ones that I have added!

So you just figured you'd come here to the most hostile environment known to men, with no training of any kind, and see how it went? What was going through your head, %T?

Arise, %T, and we will see if your insanity can be cured.

Nothing's over while I'm breathing, %t!

Sooner or later, %t, you always have to wake up.

Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move... lucky for you, %t, I can give you another chance.

It's my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. *looks pointedly at %t*

Star Wars:

Not a bad bit of resurrection, huh, %t? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... %t's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

You know, between the raid's howling and %t blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole instance doesn't know we're here.

You don't need to see %t's identification. This isn't the corpse you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened... oh wait, no, that was just %t.

Judging by your current state, I suggest a new tactic, %t: let the wookie win.

I'd love to hear what others have to add to the list. Remember, the above quotes are only the "new" ones I have added: you can find my full list here, where I've been updating it since its original posting last year.

This is my favorite res macro of the ones I've made (note: it is long so it is spread across two macros)

/e stands over %t and begins to sing the song of life./s A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine and is also known as a busta. Always DPSing what he wants and now he's laying on his dead ass./s Oh! No, I won't res no scrub. A scrub is a guy that won't get no res from me. Just ninja'ed that tanking blade from his best friend's raid, and now he's hollering "REZ PLZ!".