You are GAZEBO EL BREEZO most notorious sailor that sails the several deadly seas. Recently, you have taken it upon yourself to set sail for new lands as your previous digs have run into some cyclonic happenstances.

In your possession is:

1 Boat. A nice boat, a boaty boat, it runs on electricity.
4 Solar Panels. They turn SUN into ZAP. Truly a marvel of contemporary science.
1 Hobbyist Desalination System. It turns the ocean into nocean. Truly a marvel of drinkable science.
1 Broken Radio. Its broken. You have no* idea how this came to be.
1 THREEDEE™ 3d printer. It prints, but in three dimensions. To think they were so close to adding a new dimension but things turned south so fast. Oh well.
1 THREEDEE™ Synthetic Dinner Set. It takes in the materials and outputs eats. Nothing fancy, but better than what sailors past would have eaten.
1 PRICELESS FAMILY HEIRLOOM. So valuable to you in fact, you refuse to take it out of its safe. You actually have no idea what it is.
1 Safe. You actually have no idea how to open it.
1 Flagpole. Very important for a sailor to have.
0 Flags. Currently you are flying a pair of underwear. To dry.
1 Do-It-Yourself!™ Junior Navigational Kit. It has a weather radar, thermometer, barometer and several other -meters. You just think its really neat.
1 Regional Map. Just one. In hindsight, not a great idea.
1 Laptop Computer. Home brand, none of that fancy stuff.
1 Gun. You've never used it before. But just in case a boar attacks you at sea.
And various other bullshit that is not of much importance.

You have 100 Construct Plastic.
You have 100 Foodmatter. You consume 2 daily.
It is currently 43C and there is no wind. No dangerous weather on the horizon also.

You contemplate the idea of eating the barometer. Maybe get a good gauge on how the air pressure is in there you know? But you know this is completely ridiculous notion, you would never get it down, it'd taste bad, all sorts of issues with this plan. But the temptation will forever haunt you.

Instead rather, you will settle for coffee. You PRINT a cup and BAKE a soy frappucinno. Bake? Well that's just how it is you see, the correct terminology goes a long way in these trying times.
-2 Construct Plastic.
-0.5 Foodmatter.

You are largely disappointed as there is not much frappe in your frappuccino, rather its just a solidly mixed liquid. You shouldn't be disappointed by this since it is normal, but you are. Beverage in hand you make your way down to the living quarters to continue to write your magnum opus. Saucy_Hotness.txt. You add the following; "Oh reginald, but I could never do that~" Exclaimed virginia, saucily. "But you will my darling, for me" Reginald exclaimed back in that deep, sultry voice of his. "For me, you will consult the fish council, and gain their approval. If I am to have your hand in wed." Virginia blushed deeply. "You know they would never allow it, they wouldn't approve of us being together...." Virginia trailed off, only to be cut off by "Then to HELL with them and their fishy ways Virginia! We were MEANT to be together! You and I!" from Reginald. "Oh reggie~" Coos virginia. "Oh V-Dogger" Booms Reginal-
You stop yourself here before it gets too heated.

Pops.
You haven't seen your dad in person for years. Not someone you could get in contact with easily, they're a pretty big deal. Besides. You don't have a phone here. The radio is dead and even if you had a phone there would be no reception. You're far away from everything out here. You aren't sure where you are actually, but you know its far. Someone would have found you if it was close by the land!

You check the wind situation on your Do-It-Yourself!™ Junior Navigational Kit. Not so much as a light breeze and nothing on the radar. You're going to have to admit to yourself something now, a truth most oppressive in these trying times but one you cannot escape from nontheless. You aren't actually a sailor, you've been stuck out here for who knows how long after the boats autopilot decided to up and leave the port before a cyclone came bearing down upon it. While you were in it! You accidentally turned to autopilot off, and have no idea how to turn it back on.