Even if you knew the answer to this question was “yes”, you should probably just say no and shake your head. Cause once you listen to Masanobu Sato’s story and his daily masturbation regiment, you might want to forget ever reading this article. You’re welcome.

Some of the highlights include his preference for Hentai over the real thing cause real girls “smell”. I especially like the shots of his girlfriend/assistant who seems nonplussed about the whole thing. DUDE, have you even seen your girlfriend? Grown men Little boys throughout the world that jerk off to Hentai would probably sneak a peek to their left at the girl sewing pants if they were you. I’m just sayin’!