Something I did and put on my friend's wall. Took 2 or 3 hours. Letter was as follows:

Poopface Soraka popped up in my house today and tried to eat all my pots. When I tried to stop her, she yelled "STARCALL, NIGGA!" threw a saucepan at my head, and vanished in a pillar of blue light. I've been unconscious ever since.