Hailey Baldwin Does Harpers Bazaar In Sexy New Tommy Hilfiger Looks

Hailey Baldwin’s grocery store is much more lacks in their dress policy than my own. The last time I tried shopping in there while wearing me speed I was chased out of there with a broom like I was some rat that wandered in. It was so demoralizing. In hindsight it was unfortunate that I went straight for the cheese.

Hailey does not seem like she would be familiar with that type of treatment. She could squeeze all of their bananas so hard that they bruise and the owner would still thank her for her business. Of course, the moment she leaves they would sell those same bananas at a premium, probably claiming they are Hailey’s signature style. Technically they would be right, but they might end up paying for the licensing.

Celebs are awful protective of their brand. They know that cannot go letting the little guy have a free ride on them because then the big corporations will get salty for paying them so much for their endorsements. That is why I fully support celebrities suing ma and pop stores into bankruptcy. It’s a shame, but it has to be done.