Going Commando is thought to have been originally conceived during WWII, as a means to afford more manuverability to allied troops. The practise involves the removal of one's undergarments in favor of a more "Free" approach.

Many historical figures have gone commando, including Hitler, George Bush, Saddam and 6 frenchmen.

Scientists have long asked the question, "How does one go commando?"
While the human physique is suited to this life style, the human mind has
simply "Forgotten" how to go commando. Scientists believe this is partly due
to an evolutionary response for the retainment of pubic hairs; which may be shaved off
to better your look when another human may be going down on you. Also, cock hair is
disgusting. Did you ever give a blow job with hair poking your eyes? Not fun.
These 'hairy patches' or 'bush' in scientific lingo, acts as a defense mechanism against abiotic factors
such as Temperature, Moisture content and may serve some protection from blows
directed at the male reproductive genitalia. However, as Homo Sapiens migrated
throughout the globe, they encountered extreme variations in temperatures outside
their normal limits. These early humans then began to integrate "additional"
protection as a response to these conditions.

However, with global warming becoming a major issue, this response to
wearing undergarments has no longer become compulsory, or even necessary.
It has been proven that the use of undergarments directly translates into
extra costs in the form of maintenance, cleaning and the odd replacement.
These costs can be instead used for more important things such as pornography
or actually paying for your music.

Its the latest craze since painted door knobs! Everybodys doing it! The social implications
of such a break through are staggering! Chinese and korean children being paid $0.014 Per day
can now be shifted over to Fireworks factories! This will (dare I say it?) spark a huge boom in
the fireworks industry. This will bring more money into the economy as even the smallest of stores
will have access to fireworks such as the "Spinning lotus flower of the twilight evening of seven moons"
and "The pinyata of the starlight dance"

These fireworks will find military applications and civilian uses. Fireworks are naturally
attractive. Excellent distractions for terrorists, Riots, Zombies, Animals, Trees and Mormons.

Casualties will be greatly diminished and the captured troops can be sold off to china, to make
more fireworks!

Oh, and it increases your life span to 88.75 years, gives you +2 attack and a second roll of the dice
if you roll a 17 or up.