Powerpoint Presentations are really boring. They’re always about something super-lame, like "Quarterly Sales" or "Annual Net Profits". We’d like to see some powerpoints about things that really matter, like what to do if you shit your pants. That’s why we decided to create a powerpoint to walk you through How to Fart in Public. (Hit the big right arrow button to see the next page.)

Of course I also choose to use other names to instigate other people, and protect my self, then I deny it and hope that no one realizes that I’m philosopher and still a douchebag fudgepacker. I also refuse to accept the truth that there is more than one person who hates me, simply because that would bring the fantasy world that I have built on HT to a crashing halt.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go finish cleaning out my granmas ass, that corn isn’t going to clean itself out you know!