Innocent Bystanders

Iowahawk September 6, 2008

I swear, the funniest guy on the right-wing blogosphere today is Iowahawk. That guy just cracks me up, and I do not say that lightly, because I don’t want anyone else from Iowa (Russ) to get a big head or something.

If you do not read Iowahawk, look to your right. It shouldn’t be necessary, but I am moving him from my bookmarks to my blogroll.

Here is a sample:

When I listened to the snarky and demeaning and condescending remarks of former beauty pageant loser Sarah Palin at the Republican National Convention Wednesday night, I could scarcely believe what I was hearing:

“I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a ‘community organizer,’ except that you have actual responsibilities.”

Ooo-oooh, Caribou Barbie makes a funny, hardee-har-har. Well yuk it up now, little miss former junior college baby machine, because your sarcastic attempt to belittle America’s community of hardworking professional community organizers is about to backfire — big time. Because, for your information, I am America’s community organizer community.

By now most of you know I am a candidate for President of the United States. What you may not know is that for the past 4 months, I have also been a proud member of Campaign For a Better Humanity, a non-profit community outreach program I created with a joint grant from Johnson County Community Services and the Iowa State Work Release Program.

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100% true story. I printed out one of Iowahawk’s “Eco-Pal Network” bumperstickers and took it home to show Mrs. Skinny how funny it was. She has a friend who does T-shirt design stuff. I didn’t know she could do bumper stickers. Mrs. S. told me she would get me a bumper sticker months ago. The friend kind of forgot about it. But about a week ago, what do you know? I now have an Iowahawk Eco-Pal Network bumpersticker on my little POS commuter truck. She took off all Iowahawk attribution, however. So if he comes after me in a legal sense, I’ll probably have to get out the scraper and go to work. I’ll have to put up a picture.