Tag: Tyler Ulis

Based on the quality of looks that Tyler Ulis was getting in this game, I would have expected him to score two or maybe four points total. It seemed like every shot he made (which was only five of them, out of fifteen attempts) was made under extreme duress or from a range he isn’t…

Attention supra-dimensional beings running the simulation of our universe: please arrange things so that Tyler Ulis scores at least 30 points before the season is over. It’s been a disappointing season for him and I want to see something to make me hopeful for next year. Thank you. Also, if you could tweak the parameters…

Just like last season, Tyler Ulis has waited until the month of March to show up and record some nifty statlines. Is he literally incapable of playing well on a team that’s trying to win games? Because both this year’s Suns team and last year’s incarnation were well into tanking mode by the All-Star break,…

Remember when Tyler Ulis almost looked like a starting-quality point guard at the end of last year? Sure, he would have been on the very low end of “starting-quality”, but I won’t ever forget the time he put up a 34/9/9 statline while making 15 of 22 shots. For a rookie whose height is maybe…

Tyler Ulis hasn’t been having the monster games we were seeing from him at the end of last season. The Suns aren’t as blatantly tanking, which could be a factor, but it’s not like he’s having to fight off better players for minutes. He just hasn’t been good this year. Good news is that he…

“Hey rookie.” Mike James looked up at his teammate Tyler Ulis. As Tyler expected, Mike seemed annoyed by the “rookie” reference, given that the rookie was actually five years Tyler’s senior. “What’s up, Tyler?” Tyler smirked. “I just wanted you to know that with my strong play tonight, you’re probably going to go back to…

That’s it. It’s all over. The Suns finish with a 24-58 record, the worst in the West. There are some positives to take away from the situation, though: Tyler Ulis looks like a decent starter going forward. T.J. Warren is the next M.J. except he’s bigger. Marquese Chriss wasn’t a bust. Those are all positives….

The Suns are executing next-level tanking. Regular tanking just isn’t good enough for them anymore, and why should it be? When faced with a team like the Mavericks who have their own nigh-impenetrable tank, sometimes you have to kick things up a notch. They already permanently benched Brandon Knight and Eric Bledsoe, leaving the vast…

“Well, I just solidified my spot as the starting point guard going forward,” Tyler Ulis announced as he walked into the locker room after the game. He immediately approached Eric Bledsoe and shook his teammate’s hand. “It was nice being teammates with you, man, but you don’t really have any future with this team.” While…