Phone Sex for VD

Ok…So, when you read my line I bet you shivered right, right? Well, silly, I didn’t mean that.

All who know me know that logic rules me so here is some good old fashion logic for you. Valentine’s Day is expensive. If you date a girl like me (and you all should!) let me break down your evening for ya.

1. Gas: $30

2. Flowers: $50

3. Godiva Chocolates: $30

4. Dinner: $200 (you didn’t think you were going to take me to McD’s, didya?)

That’s over $300. Whereas, you can call you favorite Phone a Mommy gal for an ENTIRE hour for the bargain price of just $100.

So..this VD, leave your gal at the spa (a massage is like $70, you STILL get off cheaper) and call us!