I make public appearances as the Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman,
N.Y.P.D. I've been to far too many horror conventions. I've watched
Michael Berryman do his laundry. I've been mistaken for Finn the
Human and Malcolm McDowell by the very drunk, and for a wolf by Udo
Kier.

Columbus Wizard World this weekend. I may have the worst costume,
ever. Troma booth babe.