BURBANK, CA – The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) issued fines to NBC and producers of “The Office” for injecting subliminal messages into the show. The screen shot from an episode last Spring above shows a monitor promoting Zorock, an alien candidate for this year’s election of a new Galactic Overlord. The show has long been suspected to have aliens on its staff, cast and crew.

“Political content is perfectly fine, but we don’t condone subliminal messages of any kind,” said FCC spokesperson Teresa Kubos in an official statement. She added, “Personally I think Zorock is a solid candidate.”