Monday, July 13, 2009

"What is a true conservative? Who the hell knows? If it’s Sunday then Conservatism means hating CBS and resisting communazi black helicopter government census spies. If it’s Tuesday or Thursday then America equals the President equals the troops equals shut the fuck up or you hate freedom. Wednesdays and Fridays are reserved for Muslim-hating, torture and police state powers. Pat Buchanan claims alternating Mondays opposite Randall Terry and the Discovery Institute."

Friday, June 26, 2009

Despite the one-two body-blow combination that was the passing of both an Angel and a King yesterday, I think the bigger story this morning is the uniformly bad reviews the new Transformers film is receiving. If Michael Bay has managed to screw up a movie that's sole requirements for enjoyment are giant robots smacking the crap out of one another and a few in-jokes, he should be exiled to a small island in the Bering Strait populated only by leopard seals with fresh meat affixed to his nether parts.