You may have thought recently “Whatever happened to Pat Sharp?” And then you may have remembered “Oh yeah, he’s on the radio. All the blinking time.”

But what about Melanie and Martina Grant, the twins from his legendary gameshow Fun House? Where are they? Well, they’re right here, along with Pat Sharp who we really can’t seem to get rid of. We’ve only flipping interviewed the three of them! At once!

What are Melanie and Martina doing now? Did they ever get it on with Pat Sharp? Did Pat Sharp base his haircut on Jesus? It’s all there, in video form, after the jump…