love lost, and love gained

28 March, 2009 - 4:06am — ferrets

so for those who dont know, i broke up with my first bf. so after i fell and got hurt, i got to know my room mate jared pretty well. hes great and sweet. and bi. so he asked me out and of course i accepted. so yeah, just keeping u guys in the loop. oh and since one of my ferretspassed away, we got another! her name is gretel. she is a white ferret, but not albino, cause, her paws, nose, tip of tail, and face mask are black. it is very nice contrasrt. so i need to go now. im going to spend the nite at jareds* sighs happily thinking about him* goddnight you guys, be good, or else u will wake up with a flamethrower down ur ass( yes adam the weapon, im not meaning cock, cause i know thats wat ur mind is drifting to) for that is the rath of the ferrret pope!!!!!
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Comments

flamethrower down the ass? dont anger the ferret pope! how many do u have? ferrets i mean. how can u stand to look at them all day? just cause hes going to a guys house dosnt atomaticley mean there going to have sex. but if u are going to his house for that reason, use protection and about five tons of lube. especialley if its ur first time, i made a big mistake. i didnt useany lube my first time, but i did make him use a condom. it hurt my ass like hell, not using any lube!

U would like showing ferrets this kinda stuff wouldnt u adam? I bet u would use him as....a demonstration.....Yes he iiiiiiiiiis growing up. Hehe i remember a few days ago he was all sad about something random now hes fucking boys... quiet a change ya think?
-Life....So complicated ya know?

didnt fuck him guys, i say i got asked out, and it imedaitley leads to me fucking him? wats with that? and the ferret pope isnt corrupted, just er compared to the people pope. all we did was make out and spooning, and stuff. surley the pope is entitled to a little spooning right?