Our origins and history..Doof Anthology --- Rocker, Rite, & Order Requirements --- Doofinitions"Doof History." Herein is a synopsis of how we began, who we are, what we do and some of our practices, rites and traditions..not recommended for the faint of heart.

The Elite Banana Guard consists of those current members in good standing who have gone above and beyond for the Collective.

If you know of an individual who you believe qualifies, please PM me directly. The criteria is stringent (and entirely subjective), but each member accepted into the Elite Banana Guard will receive a certificate detailing the reasons for his/her induction, along with a Genuine Banana Guard and the right to fly the Elite Banana Guard graphic in their signature.

While the vast majority of members here would qualify if it was just for helping another member out or being a vastly superior human being, that is not the purpose of the Banana Guard.
It is to recognize those who have gone the extra mile for the group as a whole, whether by hosting an event at their home, packing and shipping our beloved Doof Bling, creating the artwork this forum seems to run on, or most anything else most of us would think is too much trouble.

We have Banana Guards in stock and ready to mail out.

BTW, somebody actually nominated me (and Boop), so I didn't give it to myself or nothin'...

If you have any questions regarding the process, please PM me directly.

Below are a few examples of EBG Certificates that were (and will continue to be) sent: