So your computer seems slow and you're thinking of ditching it for a new
system? We'll be glad to take the old one off your hands, but maybe all you
need is $100 of extra memory. (Or to reinstall your operating system, but
that's another column.)

Memory is yet another confusing computer term, because most people already have
strong ideas about the word. In humans, memory refers to information and
sensory experiences which are stored in our brains. Computers are a different
matter. Even though we say that a Hard Disk Drive (HDD) has 'x' number of
gigabytes of memory, we computer nerds do not consider this to be "memory." It
is storage space, like the shelves and cupboards in your kitchen.

Memory, to computer folks, refers to Random Access Memory. (RAM). RAM is the
computer's counter space or kitchen table. RAM is "working" memory. Whenever
a computer performs a task, it starts by copying everything it needs into RAM
and then gets down to the business with it. RAM is dynamic, but
that doesn't mean that it's always moving around. It means that the contents
of RAM only last for thousandths of a second at a time. When the power goes
off, everything in RAM disappears. Gone forever. Wouldn't it be nice if the
same happened with the after dinner mess in the kitchen?

So why does it matter how much RAM you have? The amount of RAM in a computer
strongly affects its speed and efficiency. These days, software takes a lot
of memory to accomplish anything. Because my kitchen table is really small, we
can only have a couple of items there at a time. We bring out each item when it
is needed and put it away to make room for the next. In my kitchen this
laborious process is called "dinner." In your computer it's called "swapping".
Swapping causes the system to run slowly. Look at it this way: if the milk is
already on the table, it'll take less time to pour yourself a glass than if it
were still in the fridge. I need a bigger kitchen table. You need more RAM.

The only harm in having too much RAM is to the pocketbook. You need 16 megs of
RAM to get Windows 98 to run and 32 megs to get it out of first gear. 64 megs
provides a comfortable cruising speed. This machine is running on 256
megs, more than I need, but I'm a nerd. The amount of RAM on your
system is
displayed on the last line of the System Properties window. Click the Start
Button, select Settings and select Control Panel. From the Control Panel
double click the System icon.

Oddly enough, RAM is a commodity. Just like artichokes and gasoline, the price
of RAM varies in accordance with unpredictable market forces. There are also
many kinds of RAM, so make sure you know what you need.