10 Terrible Father’s Day Gifts

We’re not here to tell you how to run your life. We’re mostly just here to provide you with cute pictures of kittens and GIFs you might like. But, if we could make a suggestion, don’t get your dad any of these things for Father’s Day.

Not even as a joke, because what a waste of money. Maybe if you really hate him or something, these would make sense. But, still, do you really want to spend $20 on a useless piece of garbage to make your dad feel bad when you could use that $20 to make 80 harrassing calls from different pay phones? (Don’t actually do that.) Here are some things to avoid this Father’s Day.

1

Beer-Scented Soap

UncommonGoods

Because you want your dad to smell like beer just in case he gets pulled over by the cops on the way to your house.

2

Ceramic Boot Full of Cactii

iDreamOfSucculents, etsy

Perfect! For no one!

3

Man Spanx

Nordstrom

Happy Father's Day! I got you a girdle because I am horrible!

4

Tattoupees

Neatorama

It's a good thing everyone totally loves to talk about how bald they are, otherwise these would be the worst gift ever!!

5

World's Greatest Anything

Amazon

Why, you're such a great dad that I bought you this mug from the gas station when I realized you wouldn't be understanding at all that I forgot to get you a gift.

6

Nose Hair Trimmer

TechTickerBlog

Not okay.

7

Painted Rock

Kaboose

Congratulations -- there is no way Dad is going to pay for you to go to art school now.

8

Novelty Tie

Imgur

"Awesome! This is perfect for when I go to the NEVER. I WILL NEVER WEAR THIS."

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