The True Power of Alakazam

We at Dorkly have made plenty of jokes about the silliness of some Pokemon evolutions. Yeah, Wartortle gets some pretty sweet water cannons when he finally turns into Blastoise, but a lot of other Pokemon get the short shrift. Kadabra in particular goes from having one spoon... to two spoons. While that might seem less like an evolution and more like a trip to the thrift store, Alakazam has a secret edge in battle while dual-wielding that silverware...