What? A Medieval Themed Restaurant Downtown? THERE IS A MEDIEVAL THEMED RESTAURANT DOWNTOWN???

So, we have either the best news in the world or the worst news in the world: opening today across from the Staples Center is Excalibur Knights Place, a medieval themed restaurant. That’s right, people: there is now a medieval themed restaurant. We don’t know whether or not to grab our suits of armor or to vomit uncontrollably at the thought. Guess we’ll have to check it out!