UGLY SINGAPOREANS

sorry media, i'm not an etiquette/social watch dog, just a huge fan of public transport. and i would realli enjoy having a gracious bus/mrt ride once in a while. this is juz a hobby, i dun bounce off the walls when i see irresponsible public commuters or disgusting singaporeans.
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Sunday, September 30, 2007

more scribblings

sorry for the digressioni still blog about disgusting people, yes

here you go:errr-- so bo liaoi still dun understand why people like to write their own names on buses

1. is it because they like their names so much?then buy some flowers for your parents to thank them

2. or is it because they think they own the seatso they do their markings?with a similar level of intelligence and civilisationwhy don't you pee around the seatthat will mark your territory just as welland hey! you may even allow males to know if you're on heatso they hang around your seat waiting to hump you

3. or is it because you wanna practice writing ur name?then buy an exercise bookwith that much risk of getting caught for vandalismand wasting ink of marker pens, correction fluidyou could buy a nice exercise book for 30ctsto write ur name all over the book

please stop scribbling on the buscos i suffer from severe mental illnessi'm extremely suspicious about scribblings that i do not know the sourcecrop circles and pyramids gets me jumpyabout aliens visiting Singaporei believe these are signs they left to communicate with usJingxi, Xinting, Chloe, Michelleyou are invited to film Paranormal Investigation of Temsek Polytechnic(you can find the series by doing a search on youtube)

XIAXUE vs DASMOND KOH?

i finally went to read the xiaxue VS dasmond koh thingykao-- xiaxue call our honourable Mr. Cai - fat pock-marked bespectacled man who knows nothing yet talks about everythingok, but its quite funny.but seriously, his questions were too offensivexiaxue is, however, a girlshe simply blogs and they invite her to a show to attack her天理何在？and perhaps being an old fashion male with a huge ego, dignity and pridei do not like people talking to mewith a finger pointed at me“你！你！你！”i get pissed with thati ever got into a disciplinary case in secondary schoolbecause of someone spoke to me in that mannerwhich i will not disclose(yes, i'm a disgusting people)

dasmond koh was one of my favourite DJand i admit now i still quite like to see him on TVwhy can't he be a manxiaxue already apologizedcome on, you can do it!forgive her.i still support you!

steven lim is simply hopelessi do have him on my MSN messengercos he's a youtuber as wellonce in a while, he'll PM me"please watch this video, comment and rate 5-star"and seriously, some of his videos are really entertainingespecially when he's engrossed in his own world and feeling angryand when he scolds his camera person or house-mates in a rather rude manner(kinda like Daxflame)if i laugh, i give a 5-star, no questionsrecently he even got a pretty cool bikewhat is so hopeless about him, then?his passion and enthusiasmthe way he talks is so full of energyit scares the shit out of me(kinda like Gai Might in Naruto)cos normal people do not behave like thateccentric, thats wat it is

Maia Lee, i supported her during Singapore Idolcos she's kinda hot, cute and independentand i've seen her in person in Tampinesbut seriously.. just shut upthe comments left on Dasmond's blog is so1. un-cool2. un-girl-power3. un-clever(please comment about my poor command of engrish)

Xiaxue, i wouldn't say she's the victim in this incidentor rather i don't really care who's right or wrongbut she's after all a girl, a young girlgive her some face on national TV even if its for effects and viewershipimagine it were your daughteri may sound a little biasbut hey, i dun really like reading her blogcos during my occasional visit, its always about food and this ang mo guyand i'm not that intellectual and patient enough to read lengthy paragraphsmy interest lies in disgusting public commutersnot disgusting bloggers

after this incidenti was rather glad that i didn't turn up for theChannel News Asia talk show invitationto talk about Disgustingpeople.blogspot.comcos if i were to kena shoot like thati cannot guarantee i'll handle the situation in a civilised manneri may walk out of the studio

Shoot3 is a nice showand i find it rather entertainingDasmond Koh and Quan Yi Feng talks cleverand the topics are usually interestingbut seriously, the accusation tone is too harshtaiwanese programmes do it cleverlywe have a lot to learn

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

CINE MANIA

today i wanna talk about disgusting people in the cinema.as i recalled some unpleasant experience over the past few years.

THE EARTHQUAKEsimply can't stand those peoplewho vigorously shake their legs in the cinemaas the seats all all attached per rowthe whole row shakes with his legsonce, i encounter this guy in Tampines Mall GVeven the woman behind felt itand told the 25-30yr old man to stophe apologized and stoppedbut when the exciting part of the movie camehe started shaking unconsciously againhis girlfriend didn't even stop himif you have a similar problemplease sit on the floor

METEOR SHOWERyoung teenagers like to throw un-popped cornat strangers and their friendsi remembered a rather funny incidentsome ah bengs decided to disturb a lady with permed hairtrying to plant corn in her "soil"but once again - its bad! do not follow suiti was once guilty of that toowhen i was much youngeri remember throwing unpoped cornat the guy in front who couldn't stop talking on the phonehis phone wasn't on silentand he spoke damn loudto counter the cinema's volumeeveryone was damn irritatedas he did not bother to excuse himself

THE OBSERVERif u notice, there are people in the cinemawho stares at you as u watch a moviethey dun look retarded or under privillegedthey simply watches pay $8 to watchhalf of the show and youand no, i do not look like Shreknor were my friends hanky panky-ing in the cinemathey just have to stare at youand when u stare back, they look awayvery oddat first i try to convince myselfthey were movie critics trying to see viewer's reactionor police trying to catch people filming in the cinemabut NO, i also caught a 14 year old boy staring at meso now i'm pretty surethe problem lies with mei look like tony leungperiod

THE STORY-TELLERthis one is most irritatingthey have obviously watched the movie beforehave enjoyed it and came for secondsand they have to disclose the storyline during the movielike telling his/her friends beside"ah-- watch! watch! the ghost coming out from the second locker""that guy is actually the killer""this guy's gonna die next"I DON'T WANNA KNOW! I DON'T WANNA KNOW!SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPNO SPOILER NO SPOILER NO SPOILERit always make me feel like refunding my ticket immediatelywhen they disclose every twists and endingsi dun need a guru spoiling the suspensethe second type is also quite similarhe/she is the wise guy who explains the plotyou know some show likes to leave you some untold plotfor you to think about iti rather enjoy the interactivitybut someone has to spoil it for methe wise guy will have to say things like"orh-- they never show this part, cos later on that guy will..""watch carefully.. this part is a flashback as he recalls..""this guy damn smart. u guess wats gonna happen next?"I DON'T WANNA GUESS! I DON'T WANNA GUESS!is it so hard to enjoy a movie quietly?

you know wats funny?some of these story tellers went to catch the movie alonethey have no one to talk toso they speak to themselvesi'm serious, it sounds weird but truei've witness it a couple of times

they really should have a SPECIAL CINEMA for these peopleclick image for larger

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

ticket balls mania

i was on a Superbusquietly playing my PSPwhen suddenly 4 malay teenagersaround 17-19 yrs oldboarded and sat behind me

then they started rolling tickets into ballsand throwing at each otherthe first one hit mebut i didn't reactthe second one hit mei held up the ticket and stared at themwith the look on the face"please play among yourselfi don't like to be disturbed"they just act stupidlook elsewhere and pretended nothing happen

when i went back to my gamethey laugh and said to each other"stare only"when the third ticket ball hit mei paused my exciting gamestood up and invited"got problem is it?go down bus now, i settle with you"

there were 4 of themand they just acted stupid like beforeso i sat down, slightly pissedand continued playing my gamethey decided to stop playing their ticket balls also

please don't be a public nuisanceand if you think you're cool and mighty in numbersu never know who u're messing withso be good, unless you have some real balls.