Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce The Big Apple, a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.

"Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, hats and bumper stickers. “Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass” has been cited in print since at least May 2004.

Computer ForumShady
05-29-2006, 10:23 PM
Quotes!
I wanted to share some funny quotes i found
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# Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass

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Give a jackass an education and you get smartass.
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Google BooksChance Is the Providence of Adventurers
By M. Scotty Lamkin
Bloomington, IN: iUniverse
2012
Pg. 109:
He was living proof that if you give a jackass an education, you’ll end up with a smart-ass.

Google BooksStolen Treasure
By Lachman Mehta
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2012
Pg. 142:
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass in return.