The Empire Strikes Back XXX Porn Parody Update

Empire Strikes Back XXX still no where to be seen…

Update: 12/31/2013 – Still no sign of Empire Strikes Back porn parody

As I write this, it’s the last day of 2013. And there still is no sign of Vivid’s Empire Strikes Back XXX porn parody. And no explanation as to why. As noted below, director Axel Braun and Vivid had planned on releasing the sequel to Star Wars XXX back in September 2013.

But that was before Axel Braun ended his relationship with Vivid and signed a new exclusive deal with Wicked Entertainment. Whether or not that had anything to do with Empire Strikes Back XXX getting delayed is unclear, but it probably was at least a contributing factor.

The bottom line to all of this is that we have no idea when or if we’ll ever see Axel Braun’s Empire Strikes Back porn parody. And, if we do, which studio will be releasing it?

Original post: 11/01/2012 – The Empire Strikes Back XXX set for September 2013

Earlier this year, director Axel Braun and Vivid Entertainment released their epic Star Wars XXX porn parody. One of the most ambitious porn films ever produced (complete with a CGI X-Wing assault on the Death Star), Star Wars XXX achieved a huge amount of critical and sales success. After an exclusive interview with Die-Screaming, we knew that Axel Braun was also planning to make both Empire Strikes Back XXX and Return of the Jedi XXX porn parodies. Today, we learned more details regarding Vivid’s Star Wars porn plans.

Fresh on the heels of the Walt Disney Company announcing the acquisition of Lucasfilm Ltd., director Axel Braun and Vivid Entertainment announced that pre-production has been stepped-up for the sequels to their hit film ‘Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody.”

The producers said “Episode VII” will be added to the two other sequels planned for the 2012 franchise that they claimed shattered all sales records for adult spoofs, and became the highest selling adult DVD ever.

“We expect adult movie fans will continue to have an interest in our adult ‘Star Wars’ parody movies, so we’ve decided to add a third parody film to the two we already have in pre-production,” Braun said. “This will make a total of four parodies that take place in the ‘Star Wars’ universe, with the next one to be released in September 2013.”

So there’s quite a bit of news to digest there. Let’s start with the piece about the next Star Wars porn parody getting a release date of September 2013. That film will almost certainly be Empire Strikes Back XXX. This is pretty exciting, as it means we’ll get to see Axel Braun’s take on characters such as Yoda, Boba Fett, and Lando Calrissian. Additionally, assuming Braun keeps up his big-budget approach to these films, we can probably also expect to see some CGI AT-AT Imperial Walkers, Cloud City, and Luke Skywalker using the Force to pull his X-Wing out of a swamp. All of that, plus hardcore porn.

Then there’s that bit about Braun and Vivid deciding to produce a Star Wars: Episode VII XXX porn parody. Seeing as how the actual Star Wars Episode 7 isn’t going to be released until sometime in 2015, it’s a safe bet that the porn parody will follow a similar timetable. Which makes sense. If Empire Strikes Back XXX isn’t going to be ready until September 2013, that would mean that we probably wouldn’t see Return of the Jedi XXX until mid-2014 at best. Which makes the 2015 release for Star Wars Episode VII XXX seem pretty reasonable. This is possibly also the first time that we’re seeing a porn studio outline such an expansive, multi-year release schedule.

In Star Wars XXX, one of the strongest things going for that film was the strong casting. Allie Haze played an absolutely amazing Princess Leia. However, now that she is no longer working exclusively for Vivid, one has to wonder if that means she’ll be available to reprise her role two more times (at least) for Empire Strikes Back XXX and Return of the Jedi XXX. And she’s not the only Star Wars XXX cast member that may have availability issues. Rocco Reed, who played the role of Han Solo, recently signed an exclusive contract with Men.com where he’s now performing hardcore gay scenes for the site.

As more information about Axel Braun’s Empire Strikes Back XXX porn parody – along with his other Star Wars porn parodies – I’ll be sure to keep everyone up to speed. In the meantime, feel free to share your thoughts on all of this in the comments below.

Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

In November 2012, Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun announced that The Empire Strikes Back XXX would be released in September 2013. However, the film has yet to be released and there hasn't been any update from either Braun or Vivid regarding the status of the highly anticipated porn parody.

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