[ 06:38:31 ] [ xakuma ] I WAS NOT LOOKING FOR HOT JAPANESE GUYS.[ 06:38:35 ] [ xakuma ] I WAS LOOKING FOR JIN. [ 06:38:38 ] [ xakuma ] WHO IS A HOT JAPANESE GUY.

Cimarron

#29

[ 06:40:18 ] [ winddrake ] so, is Xakuma a guy or a girl?

Cimarron

#30

[ 06:40:51 ] [ xakuma ] I DO NOT LIKE JAPANESE HOTTIES. [ 06:40:53 ] [ xakuma ] I LIKE JIN. [ 06:40:57 ] [ xakuma ] WHO IS THE HOTTEST OF JAPANESE HOTTIES? [ 06:40:59 ] [ xakuma ] DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

<Seggie> The best lap is His lap... | I've been in His lap before. | <Omar> she does more than sleep in his lap | <Seggie> F3 | I wish

Omar

#45

<Seggie> Quill | I'll take you with me :D | <Omar> she wants to have fun on the plane >_> | <Seggie> MILE HIGH CLUB BABY1

Omar

#46

Qill says (8:09 PM): For the last time, I like girls Omar says (8:09 PM): and being hugged by girls because they have boobs Qill says (8:09 PM): Well, it most certainly a lot better than getting hugged by you

soczol

#47

Qill says: and what exactly is a hard on? Omar says: William is horny for big boobed girls Segumisama says: It's when you get an erection, Qill. Qill says: Oh, so it is what I thought it was Segumisama says: AKA, what omar has 24/7. Omar says: lies Qill says: AH Omar says: I'm actually not hard at all right now

22:04:53 | @Gen: getting ahold of Koneko on quakenet is like calling directv and expecting them to end your contract nicely

Segumisama

#181

20:49:50 | @puppy: omar is now known as seggie 20:49:54 | @puppy: tranny?

Segumisama

#182

17:47:49 | @Omarish: Seggie followed me into a porn convention and now the topic is no longer about your fan club

Segumisama

#183

17:53:40 | @Quintosh: my mother says I'm special

Segumisama

#184

Segumisama: syko, you me, bed, now

Omarish

#185

20:11:30 | @Omarish: hey, she's not legal, but those laws are silly.

Segumisama

#186

20:17:08 | KewlEH: Who wants some anal? :/

Segumisama

#187

20:35:45 | @X-LP: Segumisama looks at porn a lot

Segumisama

#188

11:04:41 | @tiidus: I've been spending quality time with my bed

Segumisama

#189

18:36:21 | KewlEH: Queer is a compliment to me.

Segumisama

#190

15:14:09 | @Quintosh: I dont know anything, I just work here

Segumisama

#191

20:11:29 | Alternate: my parents were drunk when they named me.

Segumisama

#192

Omar: Guys, seggie will cut your penis off if you don't last long enough. It doesn't matter if you weren't even having sex with her. If you don't last long enough will fucking your girlfriend, she will come to your house and cut your penis off.

Omar

#193

Omar: Also, seggie will cut your penis off, cook it, and feed it to rats if you try to rape her. | Segumisama: Of course. | Segumisama: Unless.. | Segumisama: the one doing the rapeing is X-LP :D

21:17:29 | KewlEH thinks that you should know that KewlEH is still in the closet, hence the non-BFnessness.

Segumisama

#232

10:52:00 | @Omar: Don't mess with other channels at all. Even if you don't like them, I don't need people coming in here and spamming complaints 10:52:08 | +Alternate: but its a dif network 10:52:27 | @Omar: I don't care. They can easily connect to this one and bitch at us

Segumisama

#233

11:19:32 | pokegeek: I'm so hungry but I can't get up to eat cuz I gotta grind T_T

09:10:58 | @KingChaos`: don't mind the smell, you will get used to that

Segumisama

#262

"He's like a ripple on the water. If you try to bring it close to you, it pulls away. Though It may brush against your feet, if you try to catch it, it will pull farther away. He’s a man who can’t be caught.” ~ some book

Segumisama

#263

15:27:29 | +\DeC\Yoda: seg is a cool female humanoid

Segumisama

#264

16:27:43 | TaquitoLover: The first time I watched porn was when I was 8

Request Failed: `F1R4T|yok requested Iceman_X for #Csmeydaný, but Iceman_X is not requestable! It's either not online, full, private bot or no such bot exists!' Added by H3llf1sh

Segumisama

#300

[01:32:38] <TheAvatar> Imaboyo, in short the thing is TWO people sent a case about me to two different incasso companies | [01:34:09] <lau-> What are the products, Avy? | [01:34:15] <TheAvatar> lau-, fucking G-strings!!!!' Added by lau-

<Robus> !remove #bhclan.soldat Because i dont have owner on bot... | Alert: Robus tried to remove: #bhclan.soldat but he is not an owner!' Added by lau-

Segumisama

#351

<P^DERX> I had a girlfriend a while back. I got really sick, and she came over to give me brownies and a tape of the Simpsons. As she left I starting eating the brownies and popped in the tape, about mid-way through, the tape cut to her sucking some other guy off, she looked at the camera and said "You've just been dumped" and then proceeded to spit his cum into a bowl of brownie mix."' Added by Augurk

Segumisama

#352

Request Failed: `F1R4T|yok requested Iceman_X for #Csmeydaný, but Iceman_X is not requestable! It's either not online, full, private bot or no such bot exists!' Added by H3llf1sh

(DH|Cobaltjr) !remove #dh-private.nz can not do scripts, such as kick people, or use certain triggers, hard to understand, would be easier to handle if the bot had a "remote" section where the person who invited the bot can make custom scripts, along with custom names would be awsome also' Added by H3llf1sh

Segumisama

#358

<@Petyyy> TheAvatar and Phoenix_the_II should make a private channel where they can kick/ban each other <- so true' Added by H3llf1sh

Segumisama

#359

You are mine and I'll be yours forever || You don't know what you got till it's gone || You don't love someone because they'e perfect, you love them in spite of the fact they're not.

suama: NO OMAR, I WILL NOT HELP YOU TAKE NUDES OF SEGUMI WHILE SHE'S SHOWERING

Omar

#404

10:58:21 | @Segumisama: i may have nudes of misa, sano, bobo, simmy, but none of omar.||10:58:32 | @Misacorp: It's just one pic ||10:58:43 | @Misacorp: and you can't see omar 'cos he's behind the candle

Segumisama

#405

11:04:46 | @Misacorp: After all the stuff on Thursday there was an after-party at a sauna somewhere (I didn't go) but when the people in my team went there and opened the door, there was a guy standing there, naked, saying "hug me"

Segumisama

#406

Segumisama: my brother and his friends encased my wireless mouse in a lubricated condom when i was asleep.

16:43:00 | TaquitoLover: I really wish that www.Jason.com was a porn site. || 16:43:09 | pokegeek: TaquitoLover: it would be gay porn || 16:43:32 | TaquitoLover: It doesn't matter. It would be a gay porn with the background music of "Never Gonna Give You Up"

22:35:38 | pokegeek: I'm going to guess Azure learned how to use a dictionary. 22:35:54 •›› Topic: New Topic: Gregarious cantankerous undulated basilers are loquacious multifarious quidnuncs that like to cause brouhahas under flection while still trying to ameliorate their copacetic obnoxiousness. - set by [email protected]

(@soczol) I always made it so that it would !kick %1, and then I would !kick munken, and then quickly change to !kick %n, so, he'd retalliate, write !kick soczol, and get pwned || 12:20:37 | @BG|MegMaN: you son of a bitch || 12:20:40 | @soczol: HAHA || 12:21:33 | @soczol: that was fun tho :| || 12:21:33 | @soczol: admit it

itsSEGUMiSAMA

#531

omaasensei: well, gummified girls still have vaginas, they just taste a lot better as candy ;)

19:53:13 | segu: so if you bite me on the neck I'll become a vampire? D: 19:55:42 | Quintosh: we can test that biting thing after 5-6 more years and after you move to finland 19:59:49 | segu: and why wait 5-6 years? :P 20:02:27 | Quintosh: because if I did it earlier, the local law enforcement might not like it :p

segu

#536

18:57:16 | TaquitoLover: Dammit, some of my cum went on my pants

Segumisama

#537

omar: I stopped storing porn for space reasons

seggie

#538

10:55:14 | +MunkeN`: i'm equipped to rape on different languages

Segumisama

#539

17:58:08 | @DevilNith: miel I'm bi

seggie

#540

18:00:31 | Weenieman: The only person that can touch me like that is Sano. || 18:00:33 | Weenieman: So screw off.

<PedoBear> [« Kirby has just found the correct word ( ALTERNATE ) in 32.90 secs . He won 6'750$ ! - A definition of the term: substitute, especially a person who covers in someone's absence - (antispam 10s) »]

Segumisama

#572

PedoBear> [« DevilNith pwn'd `^` in his winning streak! ( +41 ) »]

Segumisama

#573

|Dice|>» DevilNith, you have 99% a chance of having sex with Segumisama. - (5 seconds till next question) «

!quote add 21:15:01 | JJoohhnn: I lick my snot all the time anyway though || 21:15:22 | JJoohhnn: I sneeze in my hands and just lick it all up || 21:15:28 | JJoohhnn: it's sort of like a little treat

BroK3n-ARrow

#599

16:11:54 | Krinsom3: Segumisama: Damn you Asian girls...and your general intoxicating cuteness that clouds the mind of the beholder in a daze of lust and futile dreams of infiltration of the barb wired fence of lost virginity @[email protected]

18:22:54 | @Spir^: DimeCadmium... you rather wanna get buttfcked by me then by 3 big black guys?

BroK3n-ARrow

#603

18:24:46 | @Spir^: I WANT TO SEE YOU HAVE HOT LESBIAN SEX!... BUT, i wanna join it seg :P

BroK3n-ARrow

#604

19:56:29 | Alternate: I'm in like 14th grade.

Segumisama

#605

20:47:27 | BagelAlex: Brb, having sex with hand

Segumisama

#606

!quote add 16:29:35 | Alternate: I'm a girl. || 16:29:46 | Krinsom3: ...since when were you a girl Alternate ? ||16:29:54 | Alternate: Krinsom3: since when i was born... ||16:29:59 | Krinsom3: Alternate: Did you have a kidsexchange or something? ||16:30:07 | Krinsom3: ...I thought you were a he since I met you... ||16:30:13 | Alternate: err no...im a girl ;_; ||16:30:24 | WrathX: WHAT?! ||16:30:31 | WrathX: I've been lied to.

Brok3n-Arrow

#607

17:07:32 | ali4z: Do you talk from experiance? Oh wait, you're like 5

Segumisama

#608

<Segumisama> spir^ it's a camera when rigth after you take the pic you get the picture, like this <Segumisama> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414C6YT0RML.jpg <Segumisama> it's commenly used for sex <Segumisama> well er <Segumisama> not <Segumisama> FOR <Segumisama> sex <Segumisama> but.. eh..

22:24:24 | ali4z: Except for my sister, she has taken so many p-pills she doesn't menstuate anymore. Luzl

Segumisama

#614

<Simford> 4 large ones inside of me

Azureskies

#615

14:10:41 | +Krinsom3: DoA is for squares, Rapelay is where it's at for creepy rape a whole family of asian girls that get mad at you and throw you infront of a train action!

seggie

#616

<Bre>: Hey, how do you open the pop machine? <me>: you just turn the handle. <Bre>: ohh, ok. Will you go and get me some pop?

Segumisama

#617

19:11:40 | Alterskies: One time I had a male roommate come out to me as being gay. Not a big deal, however, a year later when he told me that he couldn't sleep at night cause he was in love with me, it got awkward. Fast.

Segumisama

#618

19:13:21 | @dusti: everything is soo much more fun when you're drunk

Segumisama

#619

19:29:18 | +jakeypoo: I have gobs of money flowing out of my asshole.

Segumisama

#620

<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

14:50:38 | Krinsom3: /me chases Segumisama and takes her to places she has never gone before :3

Segumisama

#670

<Webbax> where the hell is my pants?! || where is my phone?! || i cant find my pants || omg || where the hell is my pants?! || <X-LP> you only have one pair? || <Webbax> no but i got my phone in my pants || <X-LP> call it! || and listen for a vibration || <Webbax> i have || need to call my boss and ask him if i had my pants on when i walked home || <X-LP> heh || "webbax, your fired" || <Webbax> FOUND MY PANTS!

Azureskies

#671

<Krinsom3> <3 boobies are nice...but I wonder how a non-male nipple is D:

DimeCadmium

#672

<PedoBear> [« Krinsom3, you have 92% a chance of having sex with DimeCadmium. - (5 seconds till next question) »]

DimeCadmium

#673

<@kanye> omar used to rap || <@kanye> his life dream was to be a rapper when he was in high school

DimeCadmium

#674

20:58:59 | @pokeaussie: i'm in bed with a laptop practically inserting my penis in it

Segumisama

#675

22:05:09 | @omaasensei: seggie, i'll send you a plastic hand next time

Segumisama

#676

22:20:52 | @pokeaussie: i want to sneak into alternate's room and lick his nipples.

Segumisama

#677

00:27:27 | TaquitoLover: Sorry, I don't speak English.

Segumisama

#678

00:31:18 | TaquitoLover: Eargasm is the sound a female makes during an orgasm, right?

Segumisama

#679

00:32:20 | TaquitoLover: Segumisama: Or is it when wax comes out of your ears due to insertion and removal of penis several times?

Segumisama

#680

01:02:21 | TaquitoLover: Sciko is such a wimp. I could break him in half with a cocksmack

Segumisama

#681

01:00:56 | TaquitoLover: I'd bet I'd be pretty pissed off if some guy came and shot a warm pile of sperm on me while I'm on my period.

Segumisama

#682

01:07:57 | TaquitoLover: Or, I might as well take a metal stick and shove it where my penis is supposed to be.

16:11:51 | @Segumisama: I'm not a lesbian :P || 16:12:11 | @Segumisama: and no, i not going to give you pics of me with another girl. ||16:12:17 | @Segumisama: so get rid of that boner you have. ||16:14:32 | @MunkeN`: brb ! 16:14:36 •›› Nick: MunkeN` renamed to munken`

Segumisama

#686

08:12:23 | @Webbax: stand on your knees and make him hit you

Segumisama

#687

10:14:22 | MALElilbabyviet: I want to pop at least seven babies out of Segumisama

19:12:52 | @X-LP: my sister textd me asking me to call her bf to see if he answered. i called and he didnt answer. i sent her a msg back "hes prolly taking a shit. leave him alone" she says back "since 2:30?" and i said "true, i usually give up after 20 mins" || 19:12:57 | @X-LP: she goes "fuck off you sick fuck"

Segumisama

#723

19:37:10 | SeePastHer: Night guys. I go touch myself now.

Segumisama

#724

20:03:48 | @DimeCadmium: lets get freaky now, lets get fuckin freaky now seg <-- you set yourself up for that one :)

Segumisama

#725

20:30:18 | @omaasensei: I have a pic of seggie when she was drunk

Segumisama

#726

20:31:09 | @BlazinDavyn: you slowly take off your pants every sip she takes of that hard liquor.

18:48:39 | Blitzjager: pokegeek lost his sense of humour after all those anal rapings || 18:49:02 | Blitzjager: Some people just get so many dicks inside them they start to become one || 18:49:16 | pokegeek: well yelling "surprise buttsex!" twice a day then raping me can only be funny for so long, ok? || 18:49:30 | Blitzjager: Nah that's always funny

Segumisama

#738

19:00:32 | SeePastHer: I'm going to go fist myself. Good night, guys.

Segumisama

#739

19:06:15 | Kerpail: pokegeek: when I was 11 I had already lost my virginity

19:49:07 | @crwdcntrl: On the bus, I was complimented on how sexy my butt was by a gay man. I awkwardly said thanks and he proceeded to describe my buttocks in vivid detail and what he wanted to do with it.

Segumisama

#746

<@mrbasil> Jewish men need no sex.

BlazinDavyn

#747

20:26:51 | ali4z: Because I have an exceptionally large internet penis

Segumisama

#748

04:59:30 | pokegeek: uh, wtf || 04:59:38 | pokegeek: i was torrenting || 04:59:44 | pokegeek: then i was connected to 666 seeds || 04:59:49 | pokegeek: then my torrent stopped || 04:59:53 | pokegeek: this is surely the work of the devil

Segumisama

#749

10:05:49 | SeePastHer: Because he seemed to know about my Hello Kitty thong.

18:45:07 | sd: one time i invited two of my friends (well, my only two friends) over for dinner at my apartment. i was in a bad mood that day and while they were in the living room playing sword quest 4, i masturbated into the milk in the measuring cup before making the mashed potatoes. all three of us enjoyed the meal, myself doubly so... in part because i secretly knew my friends now have my seed in them

15:40:34 | @Webbax: im acting queer cause Segumisama isnt here || 15:40:53 | @Webbax: so get her or i will be stroking more penises || 15:42:30 | @Webbax is treatening DimeCadmium with a stroke... || 15:42:44 | @Webbax: get Segumisama or i will do it!

Segumisama

#786

10:55:00 | @TheAvatar: Segumisama! I broke up with MunkeN` - wanna be my new girlfriend? :D

08:59:06 [ +ElJefe ] One time, at a little activity/gymnastics place we (like, 70+ kids) were in trouble and had to be quiet. I accidentally farted :(

seg

#907

( [email protected]:03:26p ) (@seg) If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? || ( [email protected]:03:37p ) (@DimeCadmium) seg, you would be it || ( [email protected]:03:41p ) (@DimeCadmium) and i think you know whatr

DimeCadmium

#908

09:06:43 [ +ElJefe ] Hell, that'd be a great excuse to get the key. "Hey dad, can I get the key to my chastity belt? I need to shave my vagina."

seg

#909

( [email protected]:08:17p ) (+ElJefe) Nah, just give me some vaseline and some tissue and I'd be good to go.

DimeCadmium

#910

09:20:08 [ +ElJefe ] OMG! YEAH! I PUT MY PENIS IN A BOTTLE AND GOT A BONER (on purpose) JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! I couldn't get it out :( I started going hysterical.

21:54:27 •›› Topic: If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that! || 21:54:27 •›› Topic set by: Misacorp on Mon Apr 06 07:42:36 2009

si

#926

16:14:35 | @Metawe: Ive always wanted to fuck a dime

si

#927

<@DimeCadmn> abuse is fun! :D | <@DimeCadmn> especially physical.

noob

#928

* +DimeCadmn ([email protected]) has left #Basilmarket || <pokegeek> ah, NOW the fags are gone =D

18:07:22 | Weenieman: I should get Misacorp to op me || 18:07:28 | Weenieman: All I need to do is seduce him a lil || 18:07:31 | Weenieman: Show him some skin || 18:07:46 | Weenieman: He'll give me op if I show him my chest

18:26:46 | Weenieman: Kerpail wishes that his tongue is wrapped around your tongue

Segumisama

#998

18:26:51 | slowpoke: if you go on myspace and search gay faggot emo | there arent any results | but i beg to differ || 18:27:01 | Weenieman: So do I || 18:27:07 | FemaleLBV: I second that statement.

Segumisama

#999

18:45:15 | EKLYPSE: Segumisama: u know thissen is blitzjager right || 18:45:29 | Weenieman: Thiessen is Blitzjager? | WTF ||18:45:34 | EKLYPSE: um | yes || 18:45:43 | Weenieman: Why hasn't anyone told me this | I remember when I was starting out on Basil | A frail little boy | Naked in a snowstorm | Then I saw all these famous people | and I was like | Cool I wanna be just like them | Fast foward to present day

18:37:49 | Walnutmang: i think having 2 dicks is the most awesome thing ever

Segumisama

#1043

<&NIGathan> Password must be between 8 and 30 characters long, must contain letters in mixed case and must contain numbers. | <&NIGathan> FFS | <&NIGathan> I HATE SITES LIKE THAT | <&NIGathan> I DONT WANT NUMBERS AND LETTERS IN MY PASS OR ILL FORGET THE PASS YOU FAGGOT | <&NIGathan> PICK ONE OR THE OTHER FFS | <&NIGathan> I can even handle a symbol

23:29 <@ElJefe> Holy shit. Watching this chick queef seriously almost made me throw up. It wasn't a little poot, they were full fledged farts out the vagina

qoreQ

#1049

<pokegeek_> Simford: check aeries please || <Simford> Aries: A certain subject will be on your mind all day. That is, until you do something about it. || <pokegeek_> that describes every day of my life || <pokegeek_> and that subject is masturbating || <pokegeek_> brb, doing something about it || <Simford> nice

Simford

#1050

07:12:24 | @X-LP: i have to protect my goatporn

Segumisama

#1051

07:14:24 | @Davuzz: rhinoporn! <3

Segumisama

#1052

[09:41] <+Imogene> great, now how am i going to kickban people who i hate (e.g. Davuzz)?

[16:34:22] <@Misacorp> My rhymes and records they don't get played 'cos my records and rhymes they don't get made and if you rap like me you don't get paid and if you roll like me you don't get laid || [16:35:13] <@Misacorp> My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies on #basilmarket pregnant

18:02:20 | |Shinu|: stalks: I will yank off tonight || 18:02:26 | @stalks: |Shinu| so will i || 18:02:40 | @stalks: all over the monitor ||

Segumisama

#1104

18:02:31 | |Shinu|: Segumisama || 18:02:34 | |Shinu|: i was in bed with you || 18:02:43 | |Shinu|: and i masturbated while i was talking to u on irc || 18:02:57 | @stalks: im doing it right now |Shinu| || 18:03:01 | |Shinu|: hot.

14:03:46 | @Misacorp: Little girls living by Pittsburgh road eating Roiskeläppä will be beheaded and fed to three headed russian crows.

stalker

#1113

17:34:32 | ChemicalX_: So like, I just farted, and it was the apocalypse in my room. || 17:34:36 | ChemicalX_: I saw all the things dying || 17:34:42 | ChemicalX_: The little germs were shriveling || 17:34:49 | ChemicalX_: And my water just dried up

19:28:38 | @X-LP: waiting for my dad to get home t osee if he has eaten a car yet

segz

#1155

-09:58:42- <pokegeek> bacon is delicious. if bacon was a woman, i'd marry it || -09:59:03- <pokegeek> then i'd eat it for breakfast, then i'd cheat on it with some french toast || -09:59:35- <pokegeek> french toast would invite some eggs and we'd have the best 3-way ever

StealthyLoner

#1156

(02:48:28am) <Imogene> I made a poopy.

Shinu

#1157

07:38:50 | @sano: japan closes 4432 schools because of 200 cases of swine flu || 07:39:00 | @sano: the US is hitting 6000 and everything is open || 07:39:14 | Biji: because || 07:39:20 | Biji: US can't afford to get any dumber ||

segz

#1158

(02:06) Quintosh [chat]: bah grammar and grannys, you fuck around with both but you still dont learn how to do it properly

segz

#1159

16:20:24 | @Quintosh: mature is almost as good as under-aged || 16:20:32 | @Quintosh: it's a bit so-so

segz

#1160

<+Shinu> my god || <+Shinu> i was sitting there || <+Shinu> and i just started feeling myself || <+Shinu> :|

Simford

#1161

17:37:09 | @BlazinDavyn: I'd get it BDSM-69

segz

#1162

18:08:58 | @SeePastHer: I want to have a wet dream someday || 18:09:07 | @SeePastHer: where me and segz are like at a playground || 18:09:11 | @SeePastHer: and at some point || 18:09:14 | @SeePastHer: we get naked

16:41:29 | Nelon: his mom was probably yelling at him or something || 16:41:34 | Nelon: that's why he left so abruptly || 16:41:50 | +nerdbomer: or he realized doomsday probably wasn't gonna give him a blowjob || 16:42:24 | +nerdbomer: either way, we just dont even tell doomsday this happened || 16:42:33 | +nerdbomer: because then he'll feel less successful

<@triviabot> Question 6: Why are we playing trivia? || <@noob> because we are bored || <@triviabot> Correct noob, the answer was because we are bored. Your channel score is now 22, network score is 75.

[16:52:49] <maru> my friend is an idiot... asked me to get him somewhere Win Vista, I get him one, and warn him it's copied and pirate version of vista. After a week, he calls Microsoft Customer Support cause he got problem with his OS...

Davuzz

#1283

11:03:37 | @DevilNith: Stealing some free internet :P

segz

#1284

15:40:32 -Webbax- I'm away: getting laid with zNigel- for 2 hours

segz

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15:46:18 -zNigel-- I'm away: banging webbax for the next 2 hours

segz

#1286

-01:49:19- * @segz bangs with the rest

zNigel-

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‹@Webbax› I LOVE THAT BUGGON! ||| ‹@Webbax› BUTTON*

zNigel-

#1288

[00:38] <@segz> DimeCadmium, Xenolithic, i have a confession to make. | [00:39] <@segz> I'm a lesbian.

DimeCadmium

#1289

20:21:26 | @omar: segz fell asleep :( || 20:25:49 | +KewlEH: Let's have our way with her before she wakes up. || 20:28:26 | @omar: i put the key to her chastity belt inside her vagina so I wouldn't lose it || 20:28:36 | @omar: although, now I can't get it out :(

segz

#1290

12:57:31 | @X-LP: i only go to 4chan for the tentacle porn

segz

#1291

14:20:35 | @Xenolithic: Damnit, segz, you make things so hard for me. xP

segz

#1292

13:20:14 | @qoreQ: if it wasn't for abuse this wouldn't be worth it

segz

#1293

13:25:36 | @qoreQ: most helpers are only helpers to try to get to be an operator || 13:25:59 | @qoreQ: so they can be abusive assholes too

segz

#1294

18:18:45 | @X-LP: Segumisama so? if theres no grass on the field, turn them over and play in the mud!

17:50:45 | @Neur0: And I need to squeeze out a cleveland steamer on ssmmdd's chest || 17:51:11 | @Neur0: So I bid you all good night || 17:51:15 | @Neur0: Later :) || 17:51:47 | @ssmmdd: O.O

segz

#1345

10:57:51 | @shitbreak: my boyfriend rottencreep wouldn't like that

segz

#1346

18:56:55 | @X-LP: all this slapping is turning me on

segz

#1347

16:40:46 | +Sorcerer: I can only try to help^:) || 17:02:14 | segz: Sorcerer can you help me do my World History homeowrk. it's a five paragraph essay on the scientific reformation, due tomorrow. || 17:02:39 | +Sorcerer is offline now

segz

#1348

* Omar sits on segz's boobs and realizes they don't make a very good cushion

20:49:43 | @Xenolithic: So, what's there to do around here? :o || 20:50:11 | @DarkDeviL: Xenolithic: uhh.. only thing I can think of right now, is the railway museum || 20:50:27 | @DarkDeviL: its pretty close to the train station || 20:50:43 | @DarkDeviL: if they didn't move the train station since I was there last. || 20:50:41 | @segz: wait what || 20:50:43 | @segz: on staynet? || 20:50:50 | @segz: we have a TRAIN STATION?!

segz

#1365

18:57:14 | @X-LP: You should'a seen the rack on the dude i did last niiiggghtt.

segz

#1366

this is what happens when you join a channel/person: <X-LP> *joins #segz* Hello? | <> Hello X-LP! | <X-LP> Whoa, wtf? Who said that? | <> I did | <X-LP> Whoa, did the channel just talk?

Omar

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<@segz> i kissed a girl just to try it, hope my good friends dont mind it

Q

#1368

20:50:38 •›› Kick: DimeCadmlum › DimeCadmlum (FAKER!!!!!!)

ssnnmdd

#1369

21:02:07 | +GOOOOOOOOOODNEY: let's watch charmed and masturbate

segz

#1370

10:28:38 | @X-LP: i feel special || 10:28:49 | @X-LP: cant even play with it :< || 10:29:04 | @soczol: not much to play with ;x

segz

#1371

@StealthyLoner: I used to nom my hole

Xenolithic

#1372

20:52:23 | @X-LP: as soon as i arrange some room || 20:52:25 | @X-LP: i'll be in there

segz

#1373

06:17:07 •›› Topic: We are all gay, its just to what extent you are gay. When you watch a porno, do you like the guys to have floppy cocks or big hard cocks? HMMMM?!?!??? || 06:17:07 •›› Topic set by: [email protected] on Sun Oct 18 20:40:35 2009

segz

#1374

20:12:22 | @DimeCadmium: why dont i get to ride the short bus! :(

segz

#1375

23:03:28 <@segz> DimeCadmium makes my peepee hard.

DimeCadmium

#1376

17:22:48 | @X-LP: i watch porn while eating

segz

#1377

16:54:31 | ali4z: I used to think everyone above 20 was old too when I was 8 nelon.

segz

#1378

<MALElilbabyviet> I only have 337 songs... || <MALElilbabyviet> I feel obsolete. || <Simfrod> get 1000 more || <Simfrod> then you'll be || <Simfrod> obsoleet

19:35:52 | @Neur0: It is better to think and be wrong, than it is to assume and be right

segz

#1404

<X-LP> one time | at band camp || <Xenolithic> You had a gay experience. | Amirite? | Of course I'm right | It -always- ends up being something gay. | ALWAYS || <X-LP> no i usually just say that much | and people wait a long itme for me to say the rest | but i never do || <Xenolithic> You just don't want to say the rest because you know I'm right. || <X-LP> I STUCK A DICK IN MY ASS OK || <Xenolithic> I knew it. :3

21:33:05 | @joe: there's a non-sexual way to beat X-LP? this is news to me

segz

#1421

21:44:43 | @Xenolithic: I'm up for 18 more minutes, then I'm out of this bitch. :S || 21:45:07 | @segz: That sounded so sexuual.

segz

#1422

20:04:54 | !X-LP: im wet :<

devoid

#1423

12:56:44 | @Xenolithic: There. Are. Centipedes. In. My. Vagina. ;~;

segz

#1424

19:32:57 | @X-LP: my piss smells like grape soda

segz

#1425

23:08:21 | @Xenolithic: As long as I'm on top in a sexual way, it'll be OK.

segz

#1426

08:37:43 | @MunkN: Noone here is gonna feel sorry about your fatherfigure raping you while you were a child, srsly

segz

#1427

16:56:02 | @Xenolithic: My ass is lovely and virgin. :)

segz

#1428

19:08:06 | @ssmmdd: ssmmdd total bullshit (read: confession) 63#: I want to make love to Decl.

segz

#1429

<@X-LP> I did my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name something commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks is not the answer.

segz

#1430

20:37:06 | Soj: Man watching a football game on TV flicked channels at half time and found a porn film with a man fucking a woman long and hard. He says to his wife "I dont know whether to watch this or the game" The wife replies "For heavens sake watch this, you already know how to play football"

20:04:12 | @SeePastHer: How does putting your finger in a cat's asshole prevent them from being in heat? || 20:04:35 | @BlazinDavyn: God if I had known that works, my roommate's old cat would have my fist up her ass.

segz

#1549

22:23:34 | joe: my fursona is a half-pegasus half-unicorn || 22:23:41 | joe: it has one wing and flies sideways || 22:23:50 | TaquitoLover: Its horn is on the underside.

<X-LP> they're straight but they're kinda weird, i dunno, like their head isn't on straight

segz

#1554

17:15:25 | jP: all i learned from back to the future is that if you go back in time 30 years your mom will want to have sex with you || 17:15:37 | jP: and she'll be really hot and you'll be too stupid to hit that

segz

#1555

19:11:32 | @segz: you can have the condoms || 19:11:46 | @OmarE: they're not the garlic kind, so no ty

19:20:22 | +joe: how desperate do you think i am for some pokemon ecchi to fap to || 19:20:29 | @Nic_: Very || 19:20:34 | +joe: damn you got me || 19:21:04 | @Nic_: If you find me a link to an English dub that still has all the big boobies and stuff I'll upload my collection

21:09:44 | jeo: that H-game where you had anthropomorphic dogs/cats as pets that you had to have sex with regularly when they were in heat... || 21:09:46 | jeo: was a good game || 21:10:01 | Metawe: Of course you would play that || 21:10:04 | Metawe: with segz || 21:10:20 | Metawe: You sick sick people

segz

#1585

* @jeo knees Agent72 in the CPU | <@Agent72> Mmmmmm.

X-LP

#1586

18:12:11 | @BlazinDavyn: 'Cause my mom was once addicted to IRC and she think's it's like the sin of the world now || 18:12:25 | @jeo: your mom was addicted to IRC? || 18:12:28 | @BlazinDavyn: Yeah || 18:12:31 | @BlazinDavyn: back in the day 18:12:36 | @jeo: is your mom segz from the future || 18:12:41 | @BlazinDavyn: Yes.

segz

#1587

18:22:50 | @segz: Jeo is like that one uncle that touches you at night. || 18:23:00 | @jeo: aka the best uncle

segz

#1588

18:56:23 | @BlazinDavyn: I'm pretty sure a dude with a horse's cock up his ass is suffering far more than the horse.

segz

#1589

18:56:14 | @StealthyLoner: But it isn't a rape if the "rapee" is unconcious

[22:12:08] <seb> and my cousin is coming from OR next wednesday and wants to go to six flags, it'll be great | [22:12:25] <seb> she's only 14, so we can go on some smaller rides and she can enjoy herself while i grab pokeballs :DDD | [22:12:27] <Lizbutt> which one? is she a lesbian? | [22:12:35] <Lizbutt> oh... | [22:12:37] <seb> dude she's 14 :| | [22:13:05] <Nars> lmao |

[14:24:45] <+BaronVonRatata> You should do what I do and close IRC for a couple horus [14:25:43] <+Arrogant|> how long is a horus [14:25:53] <@SasCologne`> !trivia wa 1 horus [14:25:56] <+LoLTrivia> Result: Horus [14:26:02] <@SasCologne`> very useful [14:26:05] <+Arrogant|> 1 horus = 1 horus

seb

#1664

[17:16:56] <FichteFoll> this roleplay thing would be a lot easier if I could use all these cheap-ass emojis

[13:21:51] <soczol> it couldn't be as simple as this value not being set in the 'current' bot, right? [13:22:13] * soczol looks at SasCologne` [13:23:07] * @SasCologne` looks at BaronVonRatata [13:23:10] <@BaronVonRatata> wat [13:23:23] <@SasCologne`> soczol found the bug

[01:12:13] <+LoLTrivia> Which item builds from the following components: Catalyst of Aeons, Blasting Wand [01:12:19] <+seb> rod of ages [01:12:22] <+seb> ??? [01:12:34] <+LoLTrivia> Time is up. The correct answer was 'Rod of Ages (Quick Charge)'. You can start a new round with !trivia in 300 seconds [01:12:38] <+seb> OH MY FUCKING GOD

Please do not advertise in #NordicBots. If you weren't advertising, but need help with your channel, clearly state this.

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