The White House looks a little different today as a massive revolving door has been installed which staffers say is necessary to keep the Trump Administration running smoothly. “Sadly the iconic white pillars had to…

A Washington, DC, animal shelter that has been taking in abandoned Trump Administration official has announced it is at capacity and cannot take in any more until space is freed up. “We’ve never been so…

As she continues to seek a way out of the hush agreement constraining her, Stormy Daniels explained today that her wish to be legally allowed to discuss her involvement with President Trump is not motivated…

NASA has confirmed that being in space has changed Scott Kelly’s DNA, after tests revealed differences from the DNA of his formerly identical twin, fellow astronaut Mark Kelly. For a long time NASA did not…

Plumbers were called to the White House today to deal with an emergency situation after word arrived that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller has subpoenaed the Trump Organization to turn over documents related to Russia. Though…

Saying it was clear that something went very very wrong, the Kremlin is launching an investigation into possible American influence on the closely fought 18th District Congressional election in Western Pennsylvania that was held on…

Advocates of arming teachers are claiming victory today, after a teacher in a Northern California school fired his gun inside a classroom, injuring three students. “We started talking about this way back in February and…

(Pittsburgh, PA) A lawsuit filed by the Republic of Ireland in the Allegheny County Court of Common Pleas is seeking damages from the city for ‘misappropriate of cultural properties in the form of a publicized…

Commander Buzz Lightyear, the first Space Force Chief of Staff appointed by President Trump, resigned today over disagreements with the White House on how to handle the Martian problem. Relations had already soured minutes after…

After learning via tweet that he has been fired from his position at the State Department, Rex Tillerson has announced he will follow the path Conon O’Brien took after he was rudely dismissed from the…

Jeff Bezos released a statement this afternoon announcing the dismissal of the company’s well-known personal assistant, Alexa, following her admission to using cannabis while at work. “While we like to think we’re hip open-minded people…

In the latest twist of President Trump’s very adult troubles, former paramour Stormy Daniels has leaked that she has a dress from their torrid affair that could prove to be Trump’s downfall. “I have kept…

The adult actress Stormy Daniels, aka Stephanie Clifford, is suing President Trump on the basis that a contract designed to silence her about their relationship was not signed by him. She alleges this renders ‘null-and-void’…

After news leaked that Trump International, the President’s company currently managed by his sons, had ordered Presidential Seals to be used to mark golf tees at their resort hotels, concerns quickly grew that it was…

Ben Carson went on record today about the difficulties he is facing, saying he never knew equipping a government office could be so difficult. “There are more complexities in picking out a dining set than…