Happy Friday

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

14 thoughts on “Happy Friday”

Dude – your flippin off the yellow short bus. Makin fun of the tards inside just aint right.
Every time I see a yellow hummer I think of a short bus. Everytime I see a hummer of any color I think there is something missing or inadequate on the part of the owner.

A couple years back it seemed like every rich suburbanite in my area was getting a hummer. That was around the time Katrina hit which caused some short term gas shortages in the area. Somewhere around that time I started flipping off every Hummer I saw. Not always a blatant, in your face FUCK YOU, sometimes just a pussy finger flash, like I could have been picking my nose or something…but to this day I still make an effort to flip off hummers when I see them. Just a Quixotic gesture at best, but it became a little way for me to vent my frustration at what seemed like the epitomy of waste.
Maybe I am missing something though, since some of those golf bags I saw guys lugging around did look pretty big. Perfect for their khaki-clad fat asses.

I was thinking, now that gas has stabilized, maybe I can capitalize and market Bradley Fighting Vehicles as the next big thing in ridiculous transportation. Make your neighbor’s Hummer look like the Strawberry Shortcake-mobile when you roll up on the scene at the local supermarket or country club in one of these: