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Video: Former celebrity has some deep thoughts about Osama Bin Laden

“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin, and say, ‘listen man,what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves or get inside get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings.’ That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and find a way for them to hear us.”

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“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin, and say, ‘listen man,what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves or get inside get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings.’ That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and find a way for them to hear us.”

Who said that?

Who the f*ck said that?

Who’s the slimy little communist sh*t twinkle-toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Hollywood, and say, ‘listen man,what is it that you’re so angry at us about that you’re willing to make movie after movie where you portray the military in the worst possible light.’ That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and find a way for them to hear us.”

Now, if Osama were a ‘tea bagger’ I bet his attitude would change. Why do lefties always want to sit down and hear out terrorists and despots while they demonize and try to marginalize their political opponents at home?

“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin, and say, ‘listen man,what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves or get inside get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings.’ That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and find a way for them to hear us.”

Who said that?

Who the f*ck said that?

Who’s the slimy little communist sh*t twinkle-toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin, and say, ‘listen man,what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves or get inside get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings.’ That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and find a way for them to hear us.”

Who said that?

Who the f*ck said that?

Who’s the slimy little communist sh*t twinkle-toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

I suspect that he might actually believe this could help, but the context of the statement clearly lets him off the looney hook, in my view. He was talking about miracles, and even said “that would be the miracle” referencing a dialog with OBL. I’ll give him a pass on this particular statement as shown in this particular video.

Now personally, I’d like to have that dialog with OBL strapped to a board and fighting off the water stream as he’s talking, but I’m not on Broadway.

Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin, and say, ‘listen man,what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves or get inside get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings.’

Sounds like you’re volunteering to go have that heart-to-heart rap session, champ. Good luck with that.

In his penultimate public appearance, the late Osama bin Laden, broadcasting from his cave in the early hours of the Afghan campaign, listed among his principal grievances “the tragedy of Andalusia” – that is, the end of Muslim rule in Spain in 1492. That’s 512 years ago, but the al-Qa’ida guys are in no mood to (as the Democrats used to urge Republicans in the Clinton impeachment era) “move on”. After half a millennium, even Paula Jones would have thrown in the towel. But not these fellows. They’re still settling scores from the 15th century. They might not get around to Johnny-come-lately grievances such as Iraq until the early 2600s.

(Q2) As for the second question that we want to answer: What are we calling you to, and what do we want from you?
(1) The first thing that we are calling you to is Islam.

(2) The second thing we call you to, is to stop your oppression, lies, immorality and debauchery that has spread among you. (NOTE: In Bin Laden’s view this includes all aspects of pop culture, homosexuality, women’s lib, etc …)

3) What we call you to thirdly is to take an honest stance with yourselves – and I doubt you will do so – to discover that you are a nation without principles or manners, and that the values and principles to you are something which you merely demand from others, not that which you yourself must adhere to.

(4) We also advise you to stop supporting Israel, and to end your support of the Indians in Kashmir, the Russians against the Chechens and to also cease supporting the Manila Government against the Muslims in Southern Philippines.

(5) We also advise you to pack your luggage and get out of our lands. We desire for your goodness, guidance, and righteousness, so do not force us to send you back as cargo in coffins.

(6) Sixthly, we call upon you to end your support of the corrupt leaders in our countries. Do not interfere in our politics and method of education. Leave us alone, or else expect us in New York and Washington.

(7) We also call you to deal with us and interact with us on the basis of mutual interests and benefits, rather than the policies of sub dual, theft and occupation, and not to continue your policy of supporting the Jews because this will result in more disasters for you.

If you fail to respond to all these conditions, then prepare for fight with the Islamic Nation. The Nation of Monotheism, that puts complete trust on Allah and fears none other than Him.