This week in odd Twilight crap that should never have been made: vampire candy. Sweethearts has churned out "Forbidden Fruits" - yes, that's right: heart-shaped candy that remind you not to screw a vampire.

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Today I tasted the glittery "forbidden fruit" Twicandy, and then I realized that there is still a whole world of Twi-condoms and Twiwombs to market. So surely, this won't be the last "I Trust You" heart I'll savor. Other heart tomes include: