Friday, July 18, 2014

OH MY MEOW! It's almost been a whole year and NO cats have been lost! I thought I might have to retire in Egypt (the worlds biggest cat box!), but no, an omen! A harbinger! A warning! A prophsey! Not some writing on a wall, but a page taped on a pole. BAGS! You silly little kitty, why oh why have you wondered off...

Wait, your other picture...Are you dead!

Oh, you are just bags, not a cat but bags. I will call you and hairball hack into your ear silly human! THis sacred space is reserved for feline pursuits, but i hope this isn't just the beginning of the end!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Maybe you were lucky to escape an abusive home. Maybe you were lucky and found a buried treasure of canned tuna and cap nip. Once thing is certain, you have had a bit of a charmed life old man! 25! MEOW!!! I hope you luck has not ran out yet.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

You little rebel. Why don't you be a good kitty and get your hairy little butt home instead of trying to form kitty armies and over through governments. Wait! What are you doing in this picture, fishing. Looks like you gotta big one on your line. I hope you are living the fat life off of line caught fishy goodness. Alright Che, enough fun stuff, get home and leave the fishing to your humans.

Hey Simba. Akuna Matatta man! Did you run off with Timone and Pumba again? Max in SF is looking for you. Why don't you stop being so stand-offish and make some friends, probably could get some free milks or tuna since you are hungry. Then it's no worries for the rest of your life!

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Cat mimes are the best. Look now he's chasing a mouse, now he's having his belly scratched, oh oh, what's he doing now? Digging a hole.... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I have totally seen this cat painted silver in Union Square. Probably have even given him a few bucks. He's definitely on of the better street cat performers out there.

This all seams kinda fishy to me. And I don't mean in the smelly rotten fish I want to eat and roll around in. Looks like this cute little guy is being put up for adoption. I can't help but wonder why he is being kicked out of his current living situation. Too needy for his humans. They are dog people, so there is something definitely wrong with them. And where is his name? What is going on here?!?! He will be so much better off with his new home and at least these humans have the decency to make sure he gets a good home.

What the Meowin F! Of course Puffy ran off. You are too cheap to post a picture of the fuzzy little guy. You probably don't splurge on a scratching post and make him poop in the kids sand box out back. Of course you miss him, but he endured your living conditions long enough and is off to find his own fortune in the world, from what I hear he is not doin' too bad, he's just gotta find something other than that tux to wear.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Is Lu-lu craaaazy friendly, or just plain craaaazy to be hanging out with that hirsute-faced zomboid. By the look in those eyes, craaaazy, and the warning seals it. She'll come into your house steal your silvers, lick the TV screen, and poop on your pillows. You can see in addition to this guys heart, she also stole all the flesh and tissue from his abdomen, he probably just wants to find out where she is hiding it, so he can glue it back on. Probably torturing her in the process. I am really mixed up on what to do about this case...