I feel like every single movie shown at Cannes is about a boy in a war torn nation trying to find a decent pair of shoes for his sister. I could be wrong, but at least half are for sure. Whenever I see a film marketed as having won the Golden Sunshine Award or whatever is they give out there, I know it’s going to be a snoozer. I also know I’m going to have to tell everybody I saw it and how amazing it was. That’s not a question of fitting in here in L.A., that’s a question of ever getting laid here.

Here’s Rosario Dawson in a slit dress that showed off too much. Or exactly what she thought I suppose as the team that dressed her surely noticed. It’s close to the same dress Eva Longoria wore over the weekend up the same steps when she flashed her tampon. I guess to let guys know she’s still fertile. Kind of primal, but I like it.