I think you are jealous of "the dud". I for one think this is a great idea, I know my parents would drive me nuts when I lived with them. Now whenever they get on "the dud's" nerves he can take off the beaten trail for a little r&r.

I can hear it now:

"Hey dud, clean your room and don't forget to take out the trash" says the dud's mother. The dud, at his wits end responds, "fuck this, I'm going camping!" Realizing the dud means business, his mother takes out the trash, while his father clans the room. The dud relishing in his success buys three pieces of taxidermy off of Craigslist. Two fish and a wild bore. He names his bore "Havilena" and proudly displays it in his parents living room, the fish howeve haven't found a place in the home are currently sit next to a pile of parts.