And yet it makes me think... what would my creations say to me if they knew that I basically put them through every horrible thing they've been through? My GM and I tend to over-apply Break The Cutie to them...

In YouTube, in 4chan, in discussion forums, in E-Mails, in Scientology protests, in anime club showings, on blogs, in E-mail spam, in alternate reality games, in news channel early-morning schedule-filling puff pieces. I love each and every meme conceived in this world.

I love the yell of Chuck Norris in battle, crushing heads between his thighs! Watching him not sleep, but wait, send shivers of delight down my spine.

I love it when Goatse, the image macro scatologists use, destroys the composure of unsuspecting people with its distended rectum. I felt wonderful when it slipped past unrecognised and appeared on the London 2012 Olympics logo competition!

I loved it when Snakes on a Plane achieved instant celebrity after no more than its name and a fake advert produced after five minutes in MSPaint. I even felt touched Samuel L. Jackson had had enough of the muthafuckin' snakes!

I just love hanging demotivational posters on the walls! With a bang of my hammer, office culture is mocked and I stick it to the Man! I quiver with delight when people are dismayed and disheartened by my acerbic cynicism.

I love it when furries mess with me. Its very sad to see the chat rooms you were supposed to protect hacked and its women and children yiffed. I love fapping to the sheer genuine ubiquity of rule 34 and rule 63. It is an utter shame to be chased by shame and conscience, scrambling to the Encyclopaedia Dramatica to codify all of this and excuse myself, pretending as though it's in any way worth a damn.

/b/tards, I seek memes. I seek memes that are not unlike a negation of all higher culture.

Faggots, those that follow me, the Anonymous. What do you seek?

Do you seek more memes?Do you seek memes to make a mockery of Richard Dawkins?Do you seek memes that are the cancer that is killing the internet?