The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.27.12

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I knowingly lead the lambs to internet slaughter, including this shot from the premiere of Bully, because we’re a special kind of fucked-up over here. Also, I fixed that problem we’ve been having with Rose McGowan and Katherine Heigl’s faces, and Tom Hardy walks through LAX like he not only stopped 9/11, but also knocked it up and aborted its retarded fetus. (Suck it, Arizona!)

To the girls that submit their “ew” and “man” jokes as always happens, post a pic of yourself with no makeup. Sure, she is not traditionally beautiful but she’s proud of her looks and that’s nice since celebrities usually coat their faces in makeup.

A ton of young women look good without makeup. And, the classy ones don’t take pictures of themselves staring into bathroom mirrors. Finally, the smart ones wouldn’t see a picture of themselves that looks like crap and put it on the internet for the world to see.

A ton of young women look good without makeup. And, the classy ones don’t take pictures of themselves staring into bathroom mirrors. Finally, the smart ones wouldn’t see a picture of themselves that looks like crap and put it on the internet for the world to see.