When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better

When life gives you lemons, or when life is giving you shit for that matter, you don't have to just take it.

Yeah, sure, life is hard sometimes. And sometimes, your best bet really is to take what you've been given and work with it to try to make it something better. But nothing says you have to take the lemons and shit you're constantly given and work with them. Nowhere is it written that when given lemons and/or shit, you are required try to make lemonade, or at least some kind of strange, lemon and feces-based beverage with them.