Mr. Provost has lost something very near and dear to him, and now he has turned to the ocala police to get it back.

HEY BOY! CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MAH DAMNNNNNN STICK?

Well Mr. Provost im going to need a description of the person who you think may have taken your stick.

WELL ITS EITHER ONE OF TWO PEOPLE BUOOOYYYYYYYY. EITHER MS CAMP, THAT STUPID f#*kING #&@!. ORRR MARRYYYYY GRRRRUFFIIIIIIIIINN!!!!!!!!

Well sir, im going to need a description of both please.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY BOY? THEY ARE #&@!S! END OF STORYYYYYYYYY WHATS THAT IN YOUR HAND BOUOUOOUOUOUOy??

*throws vial of bruce springsteen's precum in provosts face, shattering immediately on impact.YEAH THATLL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH THE LAW BOY.CONSIDER THIS A WARNING, NEXT TIME ILL TAKE YOU OUT TO MY PASTURE AND SHOW YOU WHY I HATE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU.