MFS stands errect as his Hoes get their game faces on, what is Blitzen doing back there? Well, that wasn't very nice.

The MFS's psychic lust soon coalesces into a yellow mist that coils around the Hoes before solidifying into a living Block-Bot of Luuv...

did that Block-Bot just wink at me? Anyway, the Hoes are carried upwards as the passion heightens their limbs and bodies begin to dissolve becoming...

a tracktor... wait, what?

A tractor with womanly hips and thighs and a loin cloth... huh?

and huge tits, and a titty fucker canon...

Yar, a titty fucker canon.

Lady and gents, I give you the...

MECHA HOE!!!

MFS detaches the loin cloth revealing a hidden weapon.

An Energestic Ping Pong Ball is launched from the Duff Launcher.

It explodes killing a DSM and one of their Robots.

MFS fires the Supa'Canon but hits nothing. There isn't that much to hit any more.

The tractor tracks bite into the rubble and with Buns of Steel the Mecha Hoe pulls her Paraplegic ass up onto the platform (I didn't have time to wait for parts to finish the legs, so... *shrug* )

The Titty Fucker is fired at the few targets near the Daemon Gate but the Gate absorbs the blast without harm. Blitzen isn't so fortunate as the Mecha Hoe grabs her in it's fist and carries her aloft. Arkbrik counts his blessings and makes good his escape leaving Blitzen to her fate.

+ + + + +THE DAEMONS+ + + + +

The last Daemon sets aside his Daemonic Glaive and the Computer Core and sets to work on Leonidus' cooling dead body, no, it's not what you think. I wonder what the sneaky little bastard is up to? Muttering dark and ancient hateful curses the Daemon sacrifices his own life essence to corrupt the Hero's armour.

This allows a Cursed One to rise and inhabit it for a time. Is their no end to their Evvul?

His time is short in this existence so without delay he takes to the air, computer core in hand.

With no way to control or effect the gate (let alone destroy it) the Cursed One drops the Computer Core into the vortex...

But Wait! As it dropped the Computer Core became hung up on Almighty Benny's Super Saiyan staff weapon... *DUNN-DUN-DUUH!*

"Hey, what is this shit?!." Asks the slightly stoned Benny, right before he tilt the staff and send the Computer Core into the Vortex. *Facepalm!* "Oops... it's gone..." *Shrug* (Ffffuuuuuuu!!!)

Unfinished the Cursed One swoops down aiming his Daemon Sword at Major Natalya.

But before the Daemon Weapon can discharge it's deadly energy the Captain of the Venus Destroyer performs an emergency Teleport and the Major disappears.

Ever since you started editing my comments in KoTH Warhead, I knew you had a dark side, the titty mech is just the representation of it.

Anyway, I was fantasizing how this battle would end when I was brainstorming some forum battle scenarios a couple months ago. The beginning of the scenario was that the Assyrians would be running away from the ZZD battlefield(true in a way) with the computer core(not true) admist explosions(true for Natalya) and then emergency teleporting(definitely true). LOL I actually predicted how the Assyrians would leave the game(excluding space battle).

I certainly didn't see this going this way. I actually saw this all going according to the Assyrian Master Plan, but then I thought the Britannians and Super Jews would still be around too. IVhorseman put up some very tough opposition in this game and his force was one to be reckoned with, scarey strong... and no I have no plans to retard their abilities for future games. I must point out that the Teleportation was my doing as I saw Major Natalya's crew ditching the mission in the face of losing their leader. This will probably be against Natalya's wishes, but the alternative was death. I'm thinking she'll be none to happy but sometimes the dice rolls favour others and the situation warrants some alteration. Also, not wishing to take anything away from IVHorseman but the Gateway has been altered by Stubby, I'm not 100% sure where he has re-directed the outflow.

@Silent: In answer to the question that I think you are asking, yes this game will run to it's conclusion at the end of this turn regardless of other objectives (Computer Core).