TSwift Wins $1, It Rules

In case you haven’t been keeping up with T-Swift’s legal battles, she recently won a symbolic $1 after counter-suing a radio host who groped her during a meet-and-greet in 2014. The host lost his job after Swift went public about the groping, and lodged a $3-million defamation lawsuit against her. Big mistake. Swift’s testimony was a riot-act of comebacks, but our favorite was this gem:

“I’m not going to allow you or your client to make me feel in any way that this is my fault, because it isn’t,” Swift said on the stand while being questioned by Mueller’s lawyer last week. “I am being blamed for the unfortunate events of his life that are a product of his decisions and not mine.”