For context, if you weren’t aware, Howie Mandel is extremely mysophobic; it’s a mental illness that he really can’t help, even if it is ridiculous. For the record, I don’t even like Mr. Mandel and even I think this is a pretty crappy thing to do.

Marshall Faulk, the ignorant asshole that he is, mocks and coaxes him with his stupid grin and when actually DOES touch him, Howie freaks out in terror. The worst part is afterward when the idiotic announcer says “He’s serious about this, huh?!” And then Faulk tops it off with “It took him like 20 minutes…. he was, like, washing his hands….” Please, jump off a cliff.