I was bangin a girl on the second floor from behind as she was hangin over the railing, when I pulled out to bust my nut on her back she turned around to tell me to put it back in and I wound up shotting my load on the crowd dancing below.

2) @ 16 as well in an abandoned bldg in Philly.

I was gettin one last good time in with a chick I found out was cheating on me, as it was being filmed by a buddy I decided to end the relationship first by giving her an angry pirate. Oh how I wish I still had that video to put on youtube, that girl was such a mean cunt.

I feel like this ought to be answered in a PM... but what the hell...
It's when you suddenly pull out and cum in a girl's eye, and immediately kick her in the shin.
The way she then chases after you, pissed off, one eye closed and limping, is the "Angry Pirate" visual.

GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."Delle: Singularly we may be dysfunctional misfits, but together we're magic.

OK... this wasn't even that long ago.
I had Girl "A" over one evening. She brought all kinds of supplies and cooked me a hell of a dinner, but we ended up in the back room misbehaving badly, and never even got around to eating any of it. I wrapped everything up and put it away after she'd left.
The next night, I had Girl "B" over. I pulled out everything Girl "A" had cooked, reheated it and fed it to Girl "B", taking all the credit, then we ended up in the back room misbehaving badly.
I'd feel awful about it, but it was SO goddamm smooth!

GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."Delle: Singularly we may be dysfunctional misfits, but together we're magic.

Captain Goddammit wrote:OK... this wasn't even that long ago.I had Girl "A" over one evening. She brought all kinds of supplies and cooked me a hell of a dinner, but we ended up in the back room misbehaving badly, and never even got around to eating any of it. I wrapped everything up and put it away after she'd left.The next night, I had Girl "B" over. I pulled out everything Girl "A" had cooked, reheated it and fed it to Girl "B", taking all the credit, then we ended up in the back room misbehaving badly.I'd feel awful about it, but it was SO goddamm smooth!

That's genius! I've got this idea for a novel and the protagonist is kind of a sex addict, I knew you guys would have some good ideas... Consider this story shamelessly stolen for my own purposes. Also Toolmaker's thing about the second story balcony of the club is probably going into the mix somewhere.
Keep em coming! (pun intended, I guess)

Captain Goddammit wrote:OK... this wasn't even that long ago.I had Girl "A" over one evening. She brought all kinds of supplies and cooked me a hell of a dinner, but we ended up in the back room misbehaving badly, and never even got around to eating any of it. I wrapped everything up and put it away after she'd left.The next night, I had Girl "B" over. I pulled out everything Girl "A" had cooked, reheated it and fed it to Girl "B", taking all the credit, then we ended up in the back room misbehaving badly.I'd feel awful about it, but it was SO goddamm smooth!

OK. When I was younger I met a girl online who was in a wheelchair and in order to have sex with her I carried her and then her wheelchair up a flight of stairs...and then back down again afterwards...I'm not sure how I feel about this situation.

OK. When I was younger I met a girl online who was in a wheelchair and in order to have sex with her I carried her and then her wheelchair up a flight of stairs...and then back down again afterwards...I'm not sure how I feel about this situation.

OK. When I was younger I met a girl online who was in a wheelchair and in order to have sex with her I carried her and then her wheelchair up a flight of stairs...and then back down again afterwards...I'm not sure how I feel about this situation.

OK. When I was younger I met a girl online who was in a wheelchair and in order to have sex with her I carried her and then her wheelchair up a flight of stairs...and then back down again afterwards...I'm not sure how I feel about this situation.

Did she have a good time? Did you?

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OK. When I was younger I met a girl online who was in a wheelchair and in order to have sex with her I carried her and then her wheelchair up a flight of stairs...and then back down again afterwards...I'm not sure how I feel about this situation.

Did she have a good time? Did you?

Ummm, what's the problem here? You didn't return her emails after that? She didn't think you were worth the trouble of all the toting? What?