Kielie (pronounced "Kee-lee") was born
in Nebraska on the ides of March, 1998, to some poor puppy mill mom
named "Wendy's Peaches and Cream." Her dad was
"Noble Nanook."

Kielie's actual name is "Manchester Super
Keloid Scar of the Yukon III."

Miniature American Eskimo Dogs (like Kielie) fall
under the "Spitz" umbrella. These dogs have perky ears,
curled-up tails, and no brains. That's mean. But she'll never know,
of course, because...NO BRAIN! (Everybody say, "Awwwwwww!")
Actually, they DO have brains, which they use selectively and intermittently.