Cross posted from AO3. Professor Membrane finds a space ship crashed in his back yard. He is not prepared for how much this will change his life. Two-shot. Part 1 of Human Smeets AU ((REVISED 8/25/14))

She had two choices. Face the trial she was doomed to fail, or deceive a fool into ensuring her survival. And as these thoughts filled her data drive, she realized the one true fear she had was knocking on her door. She would be erased, and no one would remember her. And that wasn't about to happen. [Tenn, Zim, Skoodge, Dib, GIR, and more]

This is a collection of oneshots. It will be updated sporadically. Rated T because characters are probably going to meet violent ends pretty often. Current story: What is it? This isn't any kind of animal you recognize. You didn't put this here... It begins to sink in slowly what you're seeing. Oh, no. No, no no.

"Yeah. Hi," she says from atop that primitive collection of tubes and noise and stink they call a vehicle here. "You're an alien, right?" What does she think I'm going to say to that? In broad daylight? In my own home? "Of course not. That's nonsense." "Yeah, whatever. You can do stuff, right? Stuff people can't." (Oneshot. Will not be continued.)

I probably should let him go be an idiot and die. But if I let my co-pilot die I'll get fired. "You're lucky I want to keep my job, Zim." Reupload. AU, ZADF (Image by EternallyOptimistic! :D ) (Finished story, will not be continued.)