The Range: The Tucson Weekly's Daily Dispatch

In Which I Make an Attempt to Abuse My Limited Influence to Get a Poster

This probably won't work, but if somehow this very funny poster, which will apparently be available at San Diego's Comic-Con, from one of my favorite shows, Bob's Burgers, ended up on my desk, I'd be a very happy fellow.

If that doesn't work out (and it won't), it's still hilarious. The advice on mouth-to-mouth is completely wrong and possibly dangerous, but quite amusing.