To the best of my knowledge, Texas has no legislation pending or passed related to abstinence-based computer security training. All names and quotations were made-up as well.

I had hoped to make a joke, based on emulating abstinence-based sex ed, but with the web. I could say that I wrote it too well. But I think what's really at play here is our expectations of Texas lawmakers. I'll leave it at that.

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What made it so believable is i wouldnt put it past one of the southern states to pass something crazy like this. BTW im allowed to critisize southern states born and raised in one. Still living in one.