Okay, so. Those of you who have known me for some time and are familiar with my ol' ficcing habits know that when the first POTC movie came out, I wrote a monosyllabic parody fic. It was long and epic and outrageous and it's probably how I met a good few of you.

Well, now I'm doing it for the Star Trek reboot, and there's nothing any of you can do to stop me. And I'm posting it here, because it is in CHAT FORMAT OH HEAVENS NO. Anyone who spots a polysyllabic word gets a thank you, and then some muffled curses while I attempt to wrangle my way around whatever it was (though it should be noted that there is rampant cheating--compound words are often broken up into their separate components, because THAT'S HOW I ROLL). Also, the formatting is pretty much made up as I go along. Fair warning.

Title: Star Trek Ten Plus One: As Told By That Guy Who Wrote 'Lost.'Fandom: Star Trek rebootRating: PG-13 for my juvenile sense of humorPairings: Spock/Uhura's toaster strudels (no, that's not a euphemism... just a MST3K reference, of which there will probably be many)Notes: For the purposes of this fic, Nero will be referred to as "Butch."