<quoted text>Rights, because as we all know, we live in a monarch, where ONLY the president has a say as to what happens in the country...There is no house, nor no senate. ONLY the president and ONLY what the president says.Ha ha you jerk offs act as if the house hasn't filibustered EVERYTHING the president has proposed.

<quoted text>you are "keep spending the childrens future" fool, thats what obama need, more useful idiots like you while he spends the country into bankruptcy

so what , you play with your dogs dingleberries, Dinglrberry. So here is my story of what happened to me last night. I'm sitting at my computer and I hear my dog start screaming like it is being attacked by a scorpion/narwhal. The dog fly's through the doggy door running like a mad dog. I then notice something is attacked to his butt, maybe a scorpion or some bug? My dog finally slows down enough to where I can get a good look at it, it was the infamous dingleberry.

After holding my dogs tail up to get a good look of this piece of crap, I figure that I will probably have to pull it out manually so he doesn't get this crap on our carpet. So I go and get a paper towel and grab a hold of his tail, my wife heard all the commotion and came down to what I'm sure looked to be a odd sight. I quickly explained the situation and she held the dog so he wouldn't get away.

So then I started to pull, oh no this was no a simple dingleberry that it seemed that it was. This thing felt it had a anchor inside of my dogs anus. So I give it a good tug and my dog starts wimpering (I would too if I was in this situation). The thing starts to move. Now I have a hold on the piece of string, but as I pull I have to grip HARD on this piece of string and it starts to come out. However to my surprise I realize the true cause of this dingleberry.

My dog has these rope chew toys, and I guess he had swallowed some of the yarn that comes off of the chew toy. So I'm thinking crap, this could take a while.

So I'm there pulling, the dog is whimpering and the massive yarn starts to come out, and its a HUGE piece. The thing keeps getting bigger! After pulling for a couple of minutes the huge piece finally starts to windle down and comes out more easily. After about 8 inches and like 5 minutes of my dog whimpering, the dingleberry is released from my dogs butt. Im standing there holding this 8 inches of poo covered yarn while my dog is running around as happy as can be. Damn you dingleberries!

The Nation is looking into the financial Abyss and it's party hardy time at the White House, a three ring circus of debauchery and inappropriate excesses while the poor and middleclass struggle to hang on to a meager existence, and here you have twits like Remiesong posting about picking his dogs ass, should I have really expected more from a obamaphile? Of course not.

The Nation is looking into the financial Abyss and it's party hardy time at the White House, a three ring circus of debauchery and inappropriate excesses while the poor and middleclass struggle to hang on to a meager existence, and here you have twits like Remiesong posting about picking his dogs ass, should I have really expected more from a obamaphile? Of course not.

<quoted text>Ha ha you're attempts at attacking the president for taking a vacation (to which, he pays for... He does have a salary after all) are truly pathetic.Now, watch me hit this drive...http://youtu.be/Z3p9y_OEAdc

Here's the difference between a real man and a sissy throwing a baseball, some people are good for nothing, naturally.

<quoted text>Ha ha you're attempts at attacking the president for taking a vacation (to which, he pays for... He does have a salary after all) are truly pathetic.Now, watch me hit this drive...http://youtu.be/Z3p9y_OEAdc

obama pays for his vacation? Every time you open your mouth, stupid comes out.

<quoted text>Here's the difference between a real man and a sissy throwing a baseball, some people are good for nothing, naturally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =AP4keCkYHYUXX

See, my video actually had a point. Pointing out the hypocrisy of you conservatives getting mad at the president for taking a vacation, while, as you could see in the video I provided, Bush also took vacations...

<quoted text>Here's the difference between a real man and a sissy throwing a baseball, some people are good for nothing, naturally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =AP4keCkYHYUXX

"If you can't throw a baseball, you're good for nothing."

Sound logic you have there my friend! Bush was also better at starting wars, not caring about who was behind 9/11, and taking more vacations, by far, then president Obama! By your sound logic, that ALSO makes him better the. Obama, eh?

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