Mi culo esta fuego!!!

On a recent food expedition, Jason sought the most delicious green chili in the contenental US. His voyage landed him first in Denver, Colorado & then Santa Fe, New Mexico (with a brief explosive diarrhea stop in Pueblo, Colorado).

Jason stopped at some cool old western towns along the way. A few towns hadn’t been touched in over 400 years (that is, until Jason decimated their antiquated plumbing systems during an emergency pit-stop or two).

At one point in his trip, Jason ducked into a local phone booth while Derek Everlong met up with his old buddy Fuse. These two derelicts spent hours talking about dicks & farts, while eventually painting a wall.