There was a man getting a room in a hotel. He was waiting to get his keys from the service guy. Then, he turned around and he saw a beautiful woman standing near the door, she was on her way to her room.

The man's key was ready, he took it from the service guy and prepared to get moving on his room. As soon as he turned around, the man hit the beautiful woman in the breast with his elbow, then the woman then fell in the ground. The man said "I am so sorry for my rudeness, but if you're heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me". Then the woman said "I already did. But if you're penis is as hard as your elbow, I am in room 518".

why is a bad joke and a spoilt pencil the same?
cuz both of then has no point!

ok nvm this the real one
a man wear boxer on mon to fri and sun but underwear on sat
one sat when he wake up and go urine. he found that one of his ball has turn red he was shock and decided to go to the hospital.but when he reach there he recall that saturday all the doctor are not free, and he suddenly saw a doctor in charge of a pregnent pll,he say"well pregnent doctor are also doctor,they must have some experience' he ask the docter and she say" your ball is strange, it better to cut it off to for precaution. the man was reluctant at first but decided to cut it .the next sat,he found that is other ball has turn colour, he hurry and ask the pregnent doctor again, the doctor ask him to cut it off, the man shouted' NO WAY,HOW AM I GOING TO CARRY ON MY FAMILY LINE!! in the end the man agree and cut it off, the next sat his AHEM turn colour, he was shock and decided to go to the hospital but no one was there,he saw a cleaning auntie and thought" since she work at hospital,she must have some experience" so he decided to go and ask her.when he ask the auntie. the auntie answer"AIYO your underwear lost its colour only wat.why so scare. wash away can liao