Men who don't wash their hands

Who does this?

I've noticed in my office, after I use the toilet, so many other men just go straight for the door and avoid putting their hands near a tap.

I think its kind of disgusting.

Are they in that much of a hurry? Do they bathe their cocks in dettol, thereby negating the need to wash their hand? Or maybe they all take a piss, hands-free. Cos you know, penises tend to just flap out of your zip by themselves.

Also you'd think that the residual soap on your hands from washing them would help kill off some of the bacteria on the door handle on the way out.

It's one of these "prisoners dilemma" mind games thing isn't it where there is probably a small advantage to you individually washing your hands but a massive advantage to society if people generally do it.

Also you are way more likely to get food poisoning if you don't wash your hands, dudes.

Really though, if this was a problem then we'd all be catching unpleasant bacterial infections all the time - or rather, if we were catching unpleasant bacterial infections all the time, there would be a problem. But we aren't, so there isn't.

when i worked as a movie theater usher, i'd have to tidy up in the men's room. while i was washing my hands afterward, a gentleman approached the sink next to mine and said in a baritone voice, "what i am about to do may shock you." he proceeded to uncoil and wash his member in the sink.

Great anecdote. It's the use of uncoil that puts the fear of God into me.

Speaking of dicks in sinks, I heard a great story in amongst the orgy of Bowie reminiscences that dominated the music media earlier this year. Apparently when he was just starting out in the late 60s, he played a rather old-fashioned social club of some sort in Cardiff. He asked the manager where the toilets were and was pointed towards a corridor, at the end of which was a sink. Just a totally normal porcelain washing basin, in full view of anyone who happened to be passing the corridor. He said "My good man, if you think I am going to piss in that sink, you are quite mistaken." He got the response "Son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."