The Impossibly High Standards Test

Definitely Too Good

Wowsa! You scored ###%!

And thank god. If your score was a little lower, I might have tricked myself into pursuing you. What a catastrophe that would have been.
The best I can hope for is to sic my friends on you and hope to live vicariously through their stories.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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You evil, evil creature. You're the girl I think I might actually be able to get. I can't, of course, and it all ends in drunken misery. You've been ruining my life for 10 years. Curse you, internet s... Read more

And thank god. If your score was a little lower, I might have tricked myself into pursuing you. What a catastrophe that would have been.
The best I can hope for is to sic my friends on you and hope ... Read more