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Friday, September 08, 2006

A Visit From Bill

(door knocking)
Cars! Cars! Cars! editorial staff: Hello? Who is it?
Bill Ford: It's me, Bill.
CCC: What? Who? It's 4:30 in the morning.
Ford: Yeah. I got bagels.
CCC: Bill who?
Ford: Oh, you kid.
CCC: It's so early, we're going to vomit.
Ford: Can I come in?
(door opens, Bill Ford enter Cars! Cars! Cars! World Publishing Headquarters)
CCC: Hand over the large coffee.
Ford: This place isn't as big as you make it out to be.
CCC: Ugh, what the hell is this?
Ford: Hazelnut. You really work here?
CCC: Yes. Hazelnut? WTF is that?! Is that one a regular?
Ford: Yes. Does Alison know you have all of these things up?
CCC: Never you mind. Why are you here?
Ford: I got nothing to do.
CCC: So you show up here?
Ford: Where else am I gonna go?
CCC: Really? There's no where else to go?
Ford: Mulally changed the locks.
CCC: Yeah, Alison did that to us, too.
Ford: Can I start blogging?
CCC: What?
Ford: All right!
(Ford begins rummaging)
CCC: What is that? No, no, Bill. We don't use typewriters for this.
Ford: Oh. Well, I can go to the store later.
CCC: You want to blog for us?
Ford: Who else am I gonna blog for?
CCC: How about Joe's site?
Ford: Ah, I had dreams once.
CCC: And?
Ford: My wife found out about Alison.
CCC: Ugh, this is a whole wheat bagel, isn't it?