Bad vibes be gone

So one of my bosses is really bugging me, standing by my desk doing the blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. I'm not listening to what's being said. I'm just thinking I probably should be listening to what's being said, but the person is bugging me so much I can't think of anything except wishing the person standing there bugging me would go away.

This is a bad vibe situation. Monte Farber and Amy Zerner have created a product to make it go away.

Vibe Away

They sent their Vibe Away product to me last week in hopes of getting it in a Christmas gift guide. The Vibe Away consists of a spray bottle, a ceremonial bell, special ingredients you pour into the spray bottle and a 36-page instruction book with suggested incantations to say while you're vibing away.

In the situation described above, I should have pulled the bottle out of my pocket and started spraying, while saying "You are wrong, I am right, go away, go away, go away." It's not one of the incantations suggested in the book, but the authors said you could make up your own.

The spray eliminates bad vibes caused by stress, anger and difficult people, whether it's your boss, coworkers, relatives, friends or strangers. You'll pay $16.95 for this at a store or online. But if you're the first one to reply to this blog, I'll send you a kit free.

If my boss stops by again, though, I can't guarantee the spray bottle will be full.