Be yourself. Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search or struggle. Just Be-

In today’s increasingly complex world. Each and every minute it’s becoming harder to experience the relative simplicity of the seconds of the day passing by. We will take the moral low road and blame this on the discovery of “Social Media” which we have become both liberated and enslaved by its mind-numbing power. Thanks to this we are virtually drowning in a sea of irrelevance.

Have we willingly given up our ability to think for ourselves?

The Plan-

The Workout:

A quick flowing Warm Up … A little balance beam work and jumping the old rope. Followed By:

Well, I’ll be damned. It’s the gentleman guppy. You know, he’s like a turd that won’t flush-

Let’s cut out all the fitness/health verbiage to start the week shale we?: What you see before you this morning is a simple message that will only be understood by a few.

Do you bring a gallon jug of water to the gym with you? If you do … Keep reading! If you don’t … Skip to the end.

Recent troubling developments prompt us to revisit a subject that we have discussed in the past: The Gallon of Water Dude(Chicas? You are just as bad if not worse …) at the gym and his plan to use our weaknesses to his advantage. But first, allow us to pose you a question: Is The Gallon of Water Dude actually concerned about any of us or does he just want to advocate fatalistic acceptance of a venal, meat-headed new world order? After reading this post, you’ll sincerely find The Gallon of Water Dude is the latter. Many peeps who follow Gallon Water Dude’s threats have come to the erroneous conclusion that the majority of impertinent slubberdegullions workout 25 hours a day, eight days a week and thus deserve occasionally to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason—a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. The stark truth of the matter is that The Gallon of Water Dude thinks we are trying to say that censorship could benefit us all. Wait! We just heard something … Oh, never mind; it’s just the sound of our point zooming way over Gallon Water Dude’s head. To reiterate the main message of this rambling Monday post, widespread emotionalism is the price we’d pay for making “superultrafrostified“ a dirty word.

The Plan-

The Workout-

Focus peeps and pay attention! We had to dig deep in between the cushions of the couch to find this gem …

“The 2 and 2“

Two minute RUN out and a two-minute RUN back to the start.

20 Hard Style KB Swings

**If you actually RUN? You should always come up short of your starting spot … 4-5 should be good.**

Notes:

Whoa?!? Where did that all come from? What a great way to start the week don’t you think … ENJOY!!!

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates-

Pop quiz time peeps! Ready? Here we go:

Try not to worry too much about the numbers at the moment. Openly ask yourself the questions and preferably ask them aloud, like right now. That little nugget of brain residing between your ears likes to sabotage events from time to time.

The Plan-

Life is wonderful and very, very humbling at times. Our crack Human Behavior Lab here at CultFit HQ estimates between 98.9 and 99.9% of you have tried this before in some manner or another in your life. Of course we would never know that from your perfect slice-o-life-blog…

The Workout-

Pulled from our “Thinking Cap” series at CultFit…

Trail Run/Bike/Swim into a nice lather followed by:

5 Perfect Dead Hang Pullups followed by:

10 Scap Dips (elbows lose not locked – neutral head position – toes pointing/reaching to the floor) followed by:

5 Perfect 5 Count Push Ups (allow your breath to release you)

20 minutes or so of Leg Drains and Self Reiki

Pattern and Loading remember? Ten times through is pretty good and if the Pull Ups become a challenge: Change grip first then stop…if you are not initiating the pull through your axilla? It’s time to start patterning proper Perfect Pull Ups!

Notes:

If your goal is to strike a nerve today (literally) go ahead with the program with reckless abandon (four people know why this is the case)! Have a splendid day, let the sun warm your face before you set off this morning and most importantly, ENJOY!!!