8 Cut

Customer: What size pizzas do you have?
Me: We have medium, large and extra large.
Customer: How many slices in your large?
Me: Eight slices.
Customer: How many slices in your medium?
Me: Eight slices.
Customer: How is it that large and medium have the same amount of slices?
Me: Large pizzas have bigger slices.
Customer: Well that doesn’t make any sense to me.
Me: How does it not make sense?
Customer: Nevermind, just give me an 8 cut.
Me: Medium, large, or extra large?
Customer: 8 cut.
Me: Oh, could you hold on one second?
Customer: Sure.
Me: *click*