The Coffee Method

This method for giving copy paper the appearance of parchment is through instant coffee. The process requires a few other ingredients and tools, too, but you'll likely have them around the house if you're any sort of culinary adventurer.

Mix about eight times the amount of coffee you would typically use for a cup of coffee with hot water.

Pour a quarter-inch (¼") of coffee into the first container.
If desired, add the red wine as well.*

Float a sheet of copy paper atop the layer of coffee.

Slowly spoon coffee over the paper until a thin layer coats the top side.

Allow the paper to sit for 1 minute.

Pick up the sheet of paper and allow the excess coffee to drain off.
If desired, carefully tear the edges of the paper.**

Place the sheet of paper into the second container and place it in the oven. Bake for 8 minutes.

Bravo! Your very own sheet of lookalike parchment paper!

* - Red wine will separate from the coffee on the drying paper, creating wavy lines. This addition creates an advanced appearance of age.
** - Tearing the edges will make the paper appear worn and damaged. Great for treasure maps--not so great for love letters.