Beloved grandfather of gaming, Shigeru Miyamoto, has starred in a new teaser for the recently announced Super Mario Run, with the man’s infinite charm easily acquiring a positive reactions despite the game seeming to be a rather hackneyed attempt to cash in on a frequently imitated genre.

Instead of making games that would fit well on the mobile platform like a new Mario RPG with tap reaction commands they're just cramming Mario into the format with a game that's been made a million times already but now it has an official Mario skin on it. I guess it doesn't matter much to Nintendo since every time they do something mobile now the investors cream their jeans.

Look guy, it's EXACTLY what you "nintendo on mobile" whining little twerps deserve. Nintendo doesn't really give a shit about phones. And they shouldn't. They're just doing it because people bitched so much, they'll never put out a real game on it.