Chompinos was nervous performing in front of everyone like that, but he knew
he must.

"Hello Lady Acaras and Fellow Shoyru, along with everyone else!", said the
little red Pteri," I just flew in from the Lost Desert and BOY! ARE MY ARMS
TIRED!!! SERIOUSLY!!" Everyone in the crowd laughed. "This is going to be
easier than I thought," said quietly during the laughter. "Did anyone hear about
when Mumbo Pango got his just dessert? Yeah well it was SOOO just that he
couldn't leave his house for a week!" This time no one laughed and some
people started to get angry. "Oh no, I'm getting cocky" thought Chompinos.
"Ahhh... umm... Soo... What kind of Neopet is the dumbest? Why of COURSE,
it's ME!! Everyone was starting to laugh again and it seemed that everyone
forgot about the offensive joke. "Seriously sometimes my master can't figure
out whether my head is just as hard as a rock or has the IQ of one" Everyone
laughed again. "Yeah you heard dumb as a box of rocks? Well I'm not that
smart! You'll have to include my brother and sisters also!" Everyone was
laughing very hard. "Sometimes I can't believe that I can fly with these all
these pebbles in my head. Yeah you should see me when I do my appearances in
the battledome! There I am, and I see a butterfly, 'Oh, look how pretty that
is' BWAM!!! Knocked right in the kisser, instant KO! Yeah this other time My
masters said 'Look out for that Dark Nova!' So I just turn around and am like
'Huh?' BLAMMO! I'm a Pteri Burger - WELL DONE!! Everyone was laughing so hard
that some people were starting to cry! " Thank You, Thank You! You were a
wonderful audience!"

"Sometimes fighting for someone and giving precious items isn't the only way
to be a hero", thought Chompinos and continued to bring joy with his jokes to the
rest of the world.

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