there are some serious misrepresentations in the Madden and NCAA football series, but they sell video games for a living. Short of holding an NFL wide workout each year before the game how do you expect them to know what a NFL lineman's passing ability is?

Please, just shut the fuck up and enjoy the 200k a year you make for doing absolutely nothing.

Next time you complain that your stats in a FANTASY video game aren't correct, and it seems as if the end of the world is near, think about all the guys who DIDNT get accepted into the NFL and have to work as a fucking highschool football coach, making jack shit a year.

This dude is pissed about being rated the worst player on madden 2007. I don't know if i think this is real or not. but it's funny. here are the best quotes. plus he writes it to madden like he does all the ratings. what a fucktard.

If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, heâ€™d look just like Jabba the Hut.

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I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face

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I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

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my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles.

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According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that canâ€™t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell

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Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life.