Who knew you could make typing on a manual typewriter sound like an E-ticket ride at Disneyland?

Use John Lennon’s, Ray Bradbury’s, or Orson Welles’ typewriter for $100 donation.

If I type on Ray’s and Orson’s keyboards I hope some of their residual talent will be osmotically transmitted through my fingertips. (How will you know? First clue: I’ll stop using words like “osmotically.”)