No, I think that was you. I remember: You kept forcing hapless peasants to "abduct" you and tricked strapping young idiot knights (wasn't there an order of those around? No, wait, I always confuse that: All knightly orders are like that!) into rescuing you.

How many actually survived you thanking them? At length? In a number of ways. Some anatomically quite impossible without the use of magic?

Oh, you silly. They were all quite willing, I assure you. Sadly, some of them expired before they could thank me properly - I hope their remains were delivered to you in time.

Calistria does seem to have some sort of connection to tieflings... Perhaps some of her outsider minions are responsible for such fiendish bloodlines? A non-Chaotic Evil version of Succubi or Incubi maybe? Creatures of pure, undiluted Lust?

::telepathically:: Didn't we teach you anything?!? You're supposed to be flushing them down your runewells. And if you keep your runewells in your bathroom, we don't want to know what else you've been flushing down there. See, this is the kind of thing that made us come and take our magic back.

But I wanna play with them first! And I never said my runewell was in my bathroom. Boudoir yes, bathroom no.