HERE’S THE DEAL:

CHICKS DIG GUYS THAT HAVE WARM HANDS

Ever heard a girl say, “Touch me with those freezing cold hands. I love it when you make my skin crawl.” Of course you haven’t. That’s because chicks don’t like to be cold. I’ve seen it a million times. The guy who comes prepared with an extra pair of gloves always gets the girl. Or, at least he always gets to give away his extra pair of gloves. But, that’s why this deal is perfect for you.

BEER COMES IN SIXERS, FINGERS COME IN FIVES

I’m not sure exactly what this means, but it is rather perplexing if you think about it. The same people who decided to pack hot dog buns in eights when everyone knows that hot dogs come in tens probably made up this rule, too. So, rather than add to the confusion and chaos of the brewniverse, a free pair of gloves should bring harmony. Simply place six pair of Official Beer Gloves in your cart, and use the code below to get one pair for free.

YOUR FAT FINGERS LOOK BETTER WITH GLOVES ON

I didn’t want to say it, but it had to be said. Every time you lift a brewsky to your lips you’re putting your ham fists on display. I’ll admit it. I see how people gawk at my Jimmy Dean digits, too. So, don’t let your meat hooks get in the way of having a good time. Protect your drinking hand (from the elements and possible ridicule). Plus, if you buy Official Beer Gloves® for everyone in the group, they’re less likely to tease you.