*EDIT
*My new set shot by SoBelle will hit Member Review on January 5th!
So keep your eyes peeled for "Street Corner Girl" this New Year.

Been singing this adorable ditty all day.

This past week my friend and I made the hour long road trip to our favorite porn shop...Only to arrive to an empty blacked out building. Fuckers closed! Sadface.

Instead we went to the lame-assed tiny porn store in town.Nothing fun and sexy to buy at all.
However it wasn't a total loss since I did get an awesome shot glass that reads: Catholic School Survivor.

So let's drink to my surviving a lifetime of fucked up Catholic Schooling.

Oh look. Here I am at my First Reconciliation. Crimped hair and all.
I shit you not, I confessed to the priest that I stole a pack of grape Bubble Yum from the gas station.
He told me to say 20 Hail Marys. I didn't, 'cause that's how this atheist rolls. I wondered if I'd go to hell for it. Good stuff for a child to be contemplating, no?

Oh look again! It's me all dressed up for prom. Dateless. All of us so very dateless.
I remember them playing Nelly's "Hot in Here". Naturally, the private school version of the chorus went "It's gettin hot in here, so ________". Right, bleep out all the fun bits. I also recall doing interpretive dance with my girls while the couples slow danced. We were all very popular, you see.
^^can you spot Briscoe?