I want Jacob Wester to tattoo me

I want my burgers price to reflect current supply and demand.-Rowen
"Well I have skid the lower part of everest so..." ~skithecanada
yeah man its in an edit along with the helmet cam footage of dumont overshooting that jump, gads gap being blown up by ski patrol and andy and peps x-games runs on pow skis. -skiierman

so op, I think you should let him tattoo Dwight Schrute's face onto your penis, as when you get laid, the girl will see Dick Schrute and know that she will have to please not only 1 person, but 2. (yes, Dick Schrute is also a person) Dick Schrute has high standards of quality. She will put more effort into pleasing the both of you. As a result, better sex. Dick Schrute was born weeks before you, and will die weeks after you.