"Are Militant Angels Good, Bad or Ugly?"

Dear Sue,

Just recently we have been looking at some
old photos of when we first moved into our old house
and there was a sign out the front that said "BEWARE
MILITANT ANGELS GUARD THIS PROPERTY." And I was just
wondering what this meant. Are these good, bad or ugly
angels? Please email back even if you don't come up
with anything.

Boy, the people who had the house before you had quite a sense of humor!
There are no such things as militant guardian angels, since militants
are people who are angry and rebellious. The demons who fell from heaven
were militant against God, but they're into destruction, not protection.
And the holy angels who protect us are submissive, not militant.

I think the sign is in the same category as the humorous signs I've seen
that say "This property protected by an attack cat," and they mean a
household kitten.

At any rate, your e-mail made me smile, and I appreciate it. Let me
encourage you that it's cool and you have nothing to worry about.