amfAR Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

There were a LOT of rando models at this thing. Shouldn’t they all have been home last night with a face mask on, drinking a pressed juice and preparing for the rigors of Fashion Week? That’s what I did. (Read, “I had a glass of wine and a pot of beef beef bourguignon and then watched TV while eating a cake pop.”)

Maybe a little OT, but wouldn’t it be great if Alan Cumming and Tom Hiddleston played father and son in a touching historical drama? Why has this not happened yet? (Though I did see on IMDB that Alan play Loki in 2005′s forgettable Son of the Mask–it’s kismet!)

Fatima’s head is seriously almost the same size as her torso. These are not normal proportions. Also, her face and neck are a completely different colour from the rest of her. Surely she is prettier than this?

Kudos to anyone who would go to a thing with models- unless they are all models… Coco looks smashing as usual. The rest do too, actually, except the one in the orange “dress”= it’s hideous. Jared Leto should borrow Alan’s suit. Delish! Jared is usually the prettiest in the room and that would seal it.

It’s not just the hem of Jane Krakowski’s dress that’s wrong. The whole thing is sort of a mess. The bust doesn’t fit right at all and it’s pulling in really unflattering ways, especially across her hips. I think her love for the color blinded her to how bad the dress is.

Coco’s dress… Lupita could kill that dress.
Anytime AC shows up the Fab metre goes through the roof.
No to Nipplegate 2…
And the “beaded jacket over sheer top” is EXACTLY what I think those “Oh here’s a bunch of naked flesh dresses” (Victoria, Paris, etc) try to do and fail. I’m not sure I’m mad for the look, but it’s done about as well here as I’ve ever seen it.

Y’know, I think some of these models are almost TOO good at what they do. I mean, they’re tricking us all into thinking these dresses are good ideas. On most people (even gorgeous Hollywood stars) most of these would look crazy, but they are just selling the crap outta them.