Paul Gascoigne 'Not Arrested For Drink-Related Offence'

Reports claiming that former England footballer Paul Gascoigne has not been arrested today have been rubbished by the man himself.

A national newspaper has published a story on its website stating that the lovable alcoholic, 42, has not been charged with drink-driving, driving without insurance, driving without a licence, affray, being drunk and disorderly in a public place, harrassment or in fact any public order offences whatsoever.

A spokesman for Gascoigne said "Paul is denying this terrible slur on his reputation and will be trying 110% to ensure this sort of tabloid sleaze never rears its ugly head again".