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OK here’s the thing Haitians living in Delray Beach, if you call 911 because of voodoo spells, the police can’t friggin help you sorry! Sheez people, you’ll just have to deal with it yourself. With 10% of population being Haitian, Delray Beach police are now getting use to the occasional “crap, I’ve been cursed” phone calls. Unfortunately they ain’t no “ghost” busters and can only offer them a sympathetic ear (or a dead chicken!).

Oh bless, while Haitians struggle just to find the bare essentials like food and water a US religious group called the Faith Comes By Hearing are sending solar powered audio bibles (aka the Proclaimer) to the earthquake survivors. Shamwow, they should be happy with that, no batteries!! Not only can 300 people listen to it at the same time it is designed for “poor and illiterate people”. The group says the solar powered audio bibles can give the people of Haiti “hope and comfort that comes from knowing God has not forgotten them through this tragedy.” Hmm, so too can food , water and shelter. Color me skeptical but where were you prior to the earthquake?