Monday, June 16, 2014

Interviewer: There are 50
bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the
three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a
deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant
out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a
swamp filledwith crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old
lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she
drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen
from the aeroplane. You may leave now!

Friday, June 13, 2014

Aalia Bhat gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 –18 year olds. First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ' Are you ok?' she asks. 'Yes,' he replies. 'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says. 'It's best I stay here,' he says. 'Why's that, sweetie?' asks Aalia Bhat The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the Goal Keeper" FIFA SPECIAL BY ALIA BHATT