We’re only eight days from the release of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and the final trailer is now online. I’ve yet to see a Kevin Smith movie that I thought was 100% successful and my heart breaks a little that this will be his first film without Ben Affleck. But Kevin Smith seems like an awesome guy so I’ve got my fingers crossed that this is finally gonna be the one. Godspeed, you fat f-ck.

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Hey! How come the “Fat People” tag doesn’t link to any of the times I won COTW???

10.23.08 at 3:44 pm

Diremutt

What is this magic potion that overwieght dudes with jew fros use that get them high grade tail?
Really?

10.23.08 at 3:45 pm

Diremutt

Because you’re a Fat Klingon, retard.
{hide behind curtain}

10.23.08 at 3:45 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

Crap-Ruphynol

10.23.08 at 3:46 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

…

You are so fucking dead.

10.23.08 at 3:47 pm

Biquini Steve

Behold! Efron and Freddy the Flute!

10.23.08 at 3:48 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

Karl Hungus? More like Gunt Humongous!

10.23.08 at 3:50 pm

Jacktion!

I’d like to have a threesome with Elizabeth Banks and Zac Effron.

10.23.08 at 3:51 pm

JHC

What the Christ, Vince!?!?! Auto play video? It’s a good fucking thing the sound was muted from when I was perusing youporn earlier, or my ass would have been banging on your door trying to sell you a Kirby Vacuum cleaner!

Also, what did you find disappointing about Dogma? Honestly, I’m curious.

10.23.08 at 3:51 pm

Jessica_is_sick_of_login_problems

When do the overweight geek girls get their flick, that’s what I want to know. (chomps down more peanut M&M’s)

10.23.08 at 3:52 pm

Gary Busey

I once made an art film that had me sodomizing various animals and using the various excretions to water color cityscapes.
Some called it porno. Some called it illegal. I called it my Christmas card.

10.23.08 at 3:55 pm

Stinky Peet

J-i-s-o-l-p: There’s a roller derby film coming out, now that Jeannine Garafolo is semi-retired I’m afraid that’s about as close as you’re gonna get.

Also, I had to explain to my wife about the bubbles thing. She said, “I don’t get it” to which I responded, “Obviously you’ve never been to Tijuana”.

Please tell me that you degenerates understand the bubble thing…

10.23.08 at 3:59 pm

Diremutt

Jisolp – Penny Marshall shot her wad (and Rosie’s) with League of Their Own

10.23.08 at 4:03 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

J-Can’t watch the vid right now, can I have a point of reference?

10.23.08 at 4:06 pm

JHC

I move to have Efronium put into the FD lexicon on Dirty Hairy’s blog.

10.23.08 at 4:07 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

Consider it done.

10.23.08 at 4:07 pm

Stone Soup

more like, um, Elizabeth SPANKS, um, right? Um yeah. hi.

10.23.08 at 4:09 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

QOVLPATH! The yIntagh Blogspot is down…but He will put it up later.

10.23.08 at 4:12 pm

Stinky Peet

I also move that we did a better job recognizing “Efronium” with a COTW nom than any of you fuckers did when I came out with “octoroon” last week.

Not that I’m bitter.

10.23.08 at 4:12 pm

Jacktion!

Lance, the video has to go. It’s crashing Chrome on me.

IT’S ME OR THE VIDEO, LANCE!

10.23.08 at 4:12 pm

Jessica_is_sick_of_login_problems

A League of their own?? Give me more credit than that. I mean when are the overweight geek girls gonna get a movie where the beautiful non-geek boy falls madly in love with them because they are so funny and quirky and loyal (like a retarded dog) that would never ever happen in reality.

Said beautiful non-geek boy could even be played by (dare I say it?) Zac Efron!!

10.23.08 at 4:13 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

Stinky-you know I am the only one that noms your posts.

NOW MAKE WITH THE BLUE PAINT JOKES!

10.23.08 at 4:14 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

We should show Jisolp Leisa’s blog…

10.23.08 at 4:15 pm

Maverick

This movie is offensive! Not because of the subject matter, though. Todd and I have been known to watch a naughty movie on Cinemax now and again. It’s that Elizabeth Banks hussy! She was in that awful Oliver Stone movie about the greatest President this country has ever seen!

10.23.08 at 4:16 pm

JHC

Traci Lords’ character’s name is Bubbles. She’s trying out for a roll (hee hee) in the movie and she tells them it’s a trick she picked up doing bachelor parties. They cut to the rest of the cast having a shocked look. Cut back to Bubbles and there’s a bubble floating in front of her that she pops.

10.23.08 at 4:17 pm

Jacktion!

I’m sorry, I meant “Vance”.

Old habits are hard to break.

10.23.08 at 4:21 pm

Jacktion!

Old habits are hard to break, but Google Chrome isn’t.

TURN THE FUCKING VIDEO OFF!

10.23.08 at 4:21 pm

Burnsy

*skips pebble across Chodin’s bathwater*

I’m pretty empty on funny this week.

*puts snorkel back on*

10.23.08 at 4:29 pm

Diremutt

Here’s the thing Jisolp, (jizz ulp?)
Most men are overweight slacker fuckwits who think they deserve a hot chick.
(<== included)
Most women want to be a hot chick and think that their boyfriends are overweight slacker fuckwits and that they deserve some Brad Pitt simulacrum, therefore;
Movies like this appeal to everybody!

10.23.08 at 4:29 pm

Aimlessly On

Efronium doesn’t bother me. I counteract with multiple daily doses of Tisdale On The Brain.

10.23.08 at 4:30 pm

Jessica_is_sick_of_login_problems

I’ll bite. Where’s her blog?

10.23.08 at 4:31 pm

witty nickname

I’ve got 35 minutes in the office pool for time it takes someone to tell Elizabeth Banks that her name spelled backwards is “I Rim”.