"A safer device that allows you to avoid The Man busting you already exists. It is called a radar detector, it detects police cars so that you know when the police are near."

So what you're saying, Gregory, is that you believe the safest way to text-and-drive is to add another device to keep your eyes off the road? (of course, many Fuzzbusters come with a beep system so you don't have to constantly look at them, but somehow I don't think added noises to your attention can help your driving either)

The third panel is a perfect example of how you've mastered the art of comedic timing in a static medium. It's one thing if a stand-up comic nails it, but it's somehow more impressive when you get the audience to READ your material with the proper punch.

So there was a commercial about not texting and driving playing not long ago about little Ashley, age 19. She was texting her friend while driving, flipped her car and died. That one text cost her life.