I hate romance and everything about it, so why does my one-night-stand want to show me there is romance in return for letters of my name? SLASH. With each romantic gesture Sydney shows the main character gives him on letter of his name, in order. They have one week. Will they stay together or kill each other first?

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

Lenny is a terrible matchmaker, I'm a failed romantic, and Connor has forbidden temptation written all over him. In all honesty, this shouldn't be a love story, but sometimes even a recipe for disaster can turn into a happy ending when you least expect it.

James thinks Cordelia's an undead, manipulative psycho. Cordelia thinks James should grow a pair. On the run from a different kind of law, Cordelia and James will just be lucky if they make it out of town with their heads attached.

If this were a fairytale, it would be about a girl and a boy, plain and simple. But since it's not, prepare for a wild story about love, humor, and revenge. Happily ever after has never been so overrated.

Beauty is the red lip print upon the coffee mug and cigarette on the table top across from me, belonging to the old woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe if she'd ever lived into her eighties. My grandma always was as bold as the red lipstick she favored.