Any idea what a "fashion hotel" is? Us neither. But Posh has been offered stupid money to design one.

If Posh accepts the £25 million deal she's been offered to front a new "fashion hotel" in Dubai, we hope she's prepared to work hard for the money. We want to see her carrying other people's Louis Vuitton suitcases, putting sweets on pillows and washing our dirty sheets.

Along with subtly sunkissed designer Karl Lagerfel, Victoria's been approached to front a new multi-million pound hotel in Dubai after schmoozing some Sheik last year. "She received a hand-written letter asking her to get involved with project Fashion Island," says one hell of a gossip. "They asked her to put her name to the hotel, and help with everything from room design to the make of the wardrobes and furnishings. The sum offered to her was incredible, and obviously she loves Dubai, so the parties have been emailing back and forth for the past ten months. If Victoria accepts the deal she wants to be very hands-on, and involved with all the decision making. She's not just going to put her name to anything for money - it has to be a fantastic project."

Really? For that kind of money we'd put our name to a hotel made of dog poo.