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She’s been posting this same sob story on community pages from Quincy to Scituate……

So…..you wanna sleep at my house? Oh yea, this is normal. Just asking random people in a Facebook group if you can crash with them until the 15th. NBD.

“I’m also a nanny.” Translation – I’m unemployed. Hey, I’m a nanny too. Who isn’t a nanny? It’s a glorified babysitter. It’s not like you’re a lawyer, or a teacher, or some job that requires actual certification and training. You can literally get any job. If you’re sitting around looking for a nanny job on Facebook, you’re probably not gonna find one if you’re also asking strangers if you can sleep on their couch. Just sayin.

Why can’t she go to shelters though?

She has “trauma.” We’ll revisit that shortly.

But even though she says she doesn’t have a pot to piss in, she’s still offering to take dogs off of people’s hands…

Here’s an idea Amber, perhaps you should spend your days applying for jobs instead of getting into Facebook beefs to determine who is the baddest DCF bitch on the block in Quincy….

“I’ll kick your ass back to where you belong.” LOL. Yea, I want this chick sleeping in my spare bedroom for sure.

She also wants to clear the air…..

Honey, when people use the r word, they don’t actually mean that you’re literally retarded. That’s what makes it an offensive word. Plus you graduamated before you turned 21, so you’re wicked smart now.

As you can see on her graduation certificate her real name is Amber Carmark. But she goes as Amber Carr on Facebook because Amber Carmark has some unfortunate Google trophies. Back in 2016 it was reported that a woman was found bound and gagged in a ravine off of Route 3. She claims she was kidnapped and dumped there and remarkably called the police for help.

An 18-year-old woman found bound with duct tape in a ravine near a Route 3 onramp last week is facing charges for allegedly making up the story about being a victim of assault. Amber N. Carmark, 18, of 911 Main St., is scheduled to be arraigned Nov. 2 in Quincy District Court on charges of filing a false crime report and intimidating a witness. She was arrested Tuesday and is being held at a youth facility stemming from a prior case out of juvenile court.

Carmark called 911 at about 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 28 asking for help. After searching for about 20 minutes, police found Carmark partially naked with tape around her hands and ankles and over her month in densely wooded ravine between Main Street and a Route 3 ramp. While in an ambulance, Carmark told police she was picked up behind the Metro PCS store in Columbian Square by a man in a black pickup truck, according to the police report filed in court. She said the man drove her to the ravine and bound her with duct tape before pushing her to the ground, causing her to lose consciousness. She said the man was gone when she woke up, according to police.

Police went to Metro PCS and found Carmark’s backpack and bicycle behind the store. An employee told police he had recently befriended Carmark, and showed officers text messages from her that evening saying “help” and a message from the day prior stating, “Just wanted to let you know that I am safe and not kidnapped. I didn’t get the license plate, but I am OK. Thank you,” according to the report. Back at the hospital, officers continued interviewing Carmark, who was vague and began to change parts of her story, the report states.

“Ms. Carmark was found with a piece of duct tape covering her mouth, but in the 911 recording, you can hear Ms. Carmark speaking as if there was nothing blocking her voice,” the report reads.

Police picked Carmark up from the emergency room Thursday and brought her back to the station, where she eventually admitted to making the assault up “because she was scared and just wanted somewhere to stay for the night,” the report states. On Saturday, police obtained surveillance footage from the Walmart in Weymouth showing Carmark purchasing duct tape and a backpack the morning of the incident, according to police.

So THAT’s where her “trauma” comes from. The imaginary kidnapping she staged for attention and handouts.

This is the biggest abortion of a fake crime I’ve ever seen. You couldn’t even muzzle yourself for added effect? And you said you were kidnapped from the same place where there is surveillance video of you purchasing a ghetto kidnap kit from? She did it all so she’d have a place to stay that night, and now she’s once again asking strangers if she can sleep in their house for a couple weeks.

Oh yea, I definitely wanna have a slumber party with this mentally stable individual. People who strip naked and toss themselves into ravines have an open door at la casa de Turtlegirl.

It’s not the last time she appears to have faked or lied about an injury either. Last month she randomly claimed that CPR saved her life and she checked in at Tufts Medical Center….

In January she said she was rollerblading when she got struck by a car….

Lots of people rollerblade in January.

Except she specifically wrote in a pity post on Scituate Monthly that she was NOT hit by a car:

And just like the fake kidnapping she fell and went “unconscious.”

“This was not on purpose or intentional.”

Well yea, it wasn’t real either. But because a stranger wrote it on Facebook everyone believed it, rather than doing their homework like we do….

Newsflash – people who have traumatic things happen like this don’t live tweet their recovery to strangers on a community Facebook page from a hospital bed. Plus, if this had really happened to her she’d have a wicked bad concussion, and as one commenter pointed out, the doctors wouldn’t let her be on her cell phone all day.

Granted those kind folks trying to help are just being nice, and should be commended for being good people. But just understand there are a buttload of scam artists out there looking to prey on good hearted people like this.

Evidently the cops thought she was lying about the incident in January too….

Probably because unlike the Massachusetts State Police, they actually do background checks in Scituate, and they found out she has a past history of lying about getting knocked unconscious next to the highway.

As one guy pointed out, she’s been posting updates about her accidents non-stop, and others indicated it was strange too….

“Maybe be less of an asshole to a teenage girl.”

Hey Sierra, maybe be less of a queef to a voice of reason. I really hate how people think teenagers (especially 18 year or 19 year olds) are somehow off limits. It’s David Hogg syndrome. Newsflash – if you put yourself out there like this, be prepared for public criticism when your story doesn’t add up.

Oh, and if you’re gonna tell a lie like this, make sure you have the details sorted out ahead of time. Who can tell me what’s wrong with this picture of herself 5 days after the January rollerblading “accident”?

“Sprained ankle and knee. Both right leg.”

My right, or your right? Because that looks a lot like your left ankle and knee. Just sayin.

The most remarkable part about this is there is no GoFundMe in sight. I thought for sure I’d find one. She’s not even in it for the money. She just wants a place to stay and some Facebook pity. Probably why she wants to be a live in nanny:

Yea, that’s probably where the scam comes in. Why start a GoFundMe when you can just use a fake name to to nanny your way into someone’s house in an affluent beach town like Scituate?

Evidently she did get an offer from someone, but it didn’t go the way she wanted…..

And she wants to let you know that she is NOT form Quincy…..

Because Quincy is somehow beneath her.

The only place she hasn’t been sharing these sob stories is Weymouth. She’s from Weymouth, and is a member of Weymouth is Everything but hasn’t bothered to try to get a place to stay over there. Because Weymouth is her hometown, and it’s also a place where she’s likely well known as the chick who faked her own kidnapping. She doesn’t post her story in the Brockton Hub because everyone on the Hub knows a scam when they see one. Instead she preys on people from more affluent communities, because she knows her sob story will fly over there. Meanwhile in Brockton pretty much everyone is a sob story, so you’re gonna have to take a number.

This is one of the best stories I’ve read … This week! It’s only Monday people, these rachets have a lot of work to do. Keeping up with this Libtard is gonna take alot of (not work they don’t work) so I’d say alot of rachiteering! Good luck cum dumpsters <3

Shouldn’t we be asking you that question, since the prisons are full of Democrats?

Well, the answer is nobody is really worried about it, because Democrats tend to reproduce like cockroaches. And just like cockroaches, you see one of them, and that means there are hundreds of them scurrying around in the darkness living off the food that other people bought in places where they’re not welcome except by other cockroaches.

Yeah, that’s true, when one baby disappears they’ll just pop out another larva that’ll eventually steal someone’s Social Security number and vote for a Democrat. Urban Democrats also squeeze out spawn when they let one fall out a third story window or drown in a public pool, or they might put it out of its misery for crying too much and just make a quieter one. Most of them just grow up to shoot or stab each other after they drop out of high school anyways, so it’s probably a survival of the species thing that they have so many offspring they can’t afford.

Illegals have children in conditions that doom their chances to live a decent life, imperil their children by illegally dragging them through dangerous conditions to sneak into America, then complain about how little Pepe had to sleep in a cage when he spent the last three days ago sleeping in the desert with scorpions crawling around his head.

Ask the parents of the 13 and 14 year old girls who were just kidnapped and sexually assaulted by 4 illegals from Central America in a hotel room in Bowling Green, Ohio what they think about illegal immigration. Go on, cunt, fucking ask them.