Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? " I am a controlled substance". Savannah.

Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Is she fucking while you're Clients are there? Cause that would be seriously unacceptable! Guaranteed pack your bags and get the fuck out!

Is it possible that she fell asleep watching porn, with the volume up too load?

Savannah wrote:

mgb327 wrote:

Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade.

Fixed it for ya.

Oh, thank you! I almost fucking forgot to curse!

How the fuck, could you forget to fuck? I mean for fucks' sakes this is the fuck thread.

Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~pieholePlan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave

pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I FUCKING hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.

Where? Who? Housework with a cute accent? Can I put him in a french maid outfit?

Yah, fucking while the clients were here, but I see them in another room that isn't above her bedroom. At least she was quiet while they were in the hallway. I guess she rarely sees her boyfriend & he was here.

pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I FUCKING hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.

Where? Who? Housework with a cute accent? Can I put him in a french maid outfit?

Yah, fucking while the clients were here, but I see them in another room that isn't above her bedroom. At least she was quiet while they were in the hallway. I guess she rarely sees her boyfriend & he was here.

*edit to add the obligatory FUCK!

Fuck, don't you remember suggesting the very same to graidawg?

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

And to add to that, these doggy treatments are insanely expensive! It will cost a fortune to get his cataract sugery, which is not as bad as the seemingly not so expensive (3 digit) consultation fees and medications expense!

I don't fucking answer my fucking house phone anymore. One tip for robocalls: they dial a bunch of numbers at once. If you don't pick up in the first few rings, and one of the other numbers does, it hangs up your phone. So wait a few rings before picking up. Or just let it go to voicemail like I do.

Now for my fuck..Spent two hours on the phone learning about Chiari malformation Saturday It seems all the years ( as a joke of course) we told my sister to get her head examined she finally did. She needs a hole cut into her skull so the brain has room to breathe so to speak. I would appriciate good vibes, prayers etc for a successful outcome.Love you guys

Burning Man isn't about the stuff you see when you get there ....it's about the people that brought that stuff there

And I think my families cars are actively trying to break us all. I think I finally have a break this month and make some purchases that have been put off (like a winter coat for my son cause damn it got cold fast) and all of a sudden...account overdrawn and it's only the damn 10th of the month. Fuck you automobiles.

May All Beings Be WellMay All Beings Be HappyMay All Beings Be Free From Suffering-Buddhist Blessing