Katy Perry is still doing the rounds at Paris Fashion Week, which seems to be dragging on for ages. Red Carpet Fashion Awards has unofficially named Katy the Fall 2012 Queen of the Front Row because of her apparent omnipresence aided by an assortment of wacky, booty-flashing outfits. For a few days, I was convinced that Katy’s wardrobe was part of a push for her alleged hardcore, edgy new image for her upcoming album, but she’s gone back to her previous pastel game plan. So I guess Katy is probably just attending fashion week because they’re paying her to sit in the front rows, and it’s also free publicity to show up in zany outfits and gain media coverage. Sadly enough, it works as a PR strategy because no one would talk much about Katy if it weren’t for the fact that she squeezes her massive rack into a series of bizarre outfits.

Anyway, Katy attended the Miu Miu presentation while wearing this pink Prada dress that features a flame print across the pleated skirt, which she has paired with Prada flame sandals and a Prada studded bag. Her blue hair is even worse than usual, since she’s pulled it back into a high ponytail that is actually an extension. Seriously, I was just beginning to surrender to the blue hair, and then Katy added the ponytail in a different shade of blue, which clashes with what’s actually on her head. It’s not a good look at all.

Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson has also been present for at least a portion of Paris Fashion Week. He was spotted during a loved-up weekend with girlfriend Kristen Stewart, who is in town for part of her Balenciaga promotional duties. This week’s issue of Us Weekly has a story that claims that Katy’s been secretly texting with Robert Pattinson, who has been “reaching out to the newly single singer.” It seems a bit far-fetched of a prospect:

She only finalized her divorce a month ago but Katy Perry already has another Brit in her life: Robert Pattinson! “Rob has been texting and calling Katy every day,” says a source close to the “Part of Me” singer, 27. Not that the Twilight star, 25, is angling for a hookup. “He’s just checking in on her,” explains an insider. “It’s not romantic at all. They’re friends.” (Pattinson is pals with Perry’s BFF, Raising Hope‘s Shannon Woodward, 27.

In fact, now that her ex-husband, Russell Brand, 36, has been linked to other women, “all Katy’s friends are concerned about how she’s dealing with it,” says another source. Pattinson — “Still going strong” with his love of three years, Kristen Stewart, 21 — should rest easy, though, insists a Perry confidant. “Katy is doing amazing,” says the source. “She is over Russell and feels like she’s been set free. Her hair may be blue, but she isn’t!”

[From Us Weekly, print edition, March 19, 2012]

Well, okay. I can buy that Robert is just looking out for Katy in the wake of her divorce, but it’s a bit excessive to call and text her every single day, right? I wonder what Kristen thinks about all of this — she probably doesn’t care though and really seems like an easygoing girlfriend. Honestly, Robert doesn’t seem at all like Katy’s type in the first place, but I wouldn’t doubt that she’d enjoy his male attention (in any shape or form) while she’s attempting to move away from her recent past.

While on a break from the fashion front rows, Katy also made a beeline to the Collette store in Paris. In the process, Katy showed off her underwear for the second time (that we know of) while hanging out in the City of Light. Still, I do like her outfit here, and at least she wasn’t wearing the dreadful, non-matching ponytail.

Indian Threading. Look it up. They do your eyebrows with a thread. Comes out natural and beautiful.

But pick the right salon. Expensive doesn’t mean best. Mine cost me $6.00 every 3 weeks. Yes, SIX DOLLARS. Just go to your Indian/Punjabi friendly neighborhood, and look for a little salon where the women are lined up. That’s the place you want to go for your eyebrows.

what’s that with British dudes and Katy Perry?! first Russel Brand, then Daniel Radcliffe named her his celebrity crush and now that! I’d never believed she got what it takes to attract that kind of men. weird…

Actually, think Katy’s people probably planted this story after the Tebow rumors and Russell’s new girlfriend to make Katy seem desirable but not trashy…They imply that he may have a bit of a crush on her but nothing is going on…So she doesn’t come off slutty, like a girl who would hook up with a guy in a relationship, but still desirable…Except they probably planted this story before Rob Pattinson flew to Paris and was photographed with Kristen Stewart multiple times, which makes the whole story sound like bullshit.

She’s looking like a parody of herself now, at least when she was married she often looked soft & pretty, not cartoonish & way too try. Boo. I liked her then. As for the story, I’d prob say BS as RP clearly into low maintenance women, and as if he’d really give a shit, although a nice little rumour to have ticking away esp as Russell flaunting his sexually activeness, eh Katy?!

I’m a fan of the Twilight series, and I used to think of Robert as sexy, but not as much anymore. I realize I am more “in love” with the character of Edward than R-Patz, especially when I read that he thinks the Twi-Moms are stupid. Okay, I’ll admit there are some crazy fans out there, but not all fans of Twilight are nuts! He needs to realize that without us Twi-Moms, he would still be in London sitting on a barstool in a pub sipping his pint and dead broke. Instead, he is set for life and gets to fulfill any dream he has thanks to his big Twilight paycheck.

I wish I could be her stylist. I’d show her how to dress to look edgey but not ridiculous, or if she’s still going for that Betty Boop thing, I’d dress her in a subtley sexy way. Does she not realize how ridiculous she looks? Lady Gaga can unforunately pull off her stupid outfits, but Katy Perry just looks like a try hard in her getups. How any man would desire a woman with two toned blue hair is beyond me.

I think this is fanfiction. They just have common friends like Shannon Woodward, but don’t hang out socially. And I think Rob’s not close to Shannon even more, cause since she broke up with Andrew Garfield, Rob’s been seen out a lot with Andrew and Emma since then. I mean give me a break, Rob seems pretty introverted. Like he’s gonna call a third tiered “friend” and be like “so how are you feeling?”

lol please, Rob spent his whole time with Kristen, who cannot be more different than Katy, Rob might be friends with her, but I doubt that he would be calling everyday, or that Kristen would be okay with it, she would cut his manhood if he did somethig like that to her, people want Rob to be a manwh*&, but he is not, he’s been with the same girl for over 3 years

Her styling just makes everything look so tacky and cheap. Her hair looks TERRIBLE. I am all for not limiting yourself when it comes to style, but if you are going to go blue maintain your roots! Her hair looks sickly green on top.

The side photo makes the many layers of make up so obvious. She is nearing Kardashian territory with that face paint.

My God, this woman keeps painting her poor face like it’s a canvas. When your foundation is laid on so thick that you can faintly hear your pores gasping for air, it’s time to tone it down. Besides, she’s cute and in her 20s, she doesn’t need all that crap on her skin!

She has a hot body and can sing pretty well, but for some reason I just get that “yuck” feeling when I watch her in interviews or hear about quotes she’s made. Would not wish her on anyone when it comes to relationships. Hookups? Maybe, but that’d be about it.

Robert should stick with what he has. The grass is not always greener (or bluer) you know?

Go with what you know and don’t go after someone who seems so incredibly conflicted.

Nice one relli he has some talent she is annoying and talentless – why can’t she find an island to disappear on so we can see real singers not this cartoon; and please, she is not cool, hip, edgy, a fashionista or anything just a studio creation maybe on the 12th minute of her “fame.”

In the front story pic she LOOKS just like RPatts…I thought it was him in drag and blue wig and sunglasses! I”m no big fan of KP but it’s got to be an improvement over KStew…she seems like she’d be exhausting!

Yeah….Russell Brand may take you to task on that line of thinking. I’ll never forget him at the VMAs with Perry and when she screamed after winning the award, the look on his face was so “just shoot me now. Right between the eyes.