No, my kids shiat smelled like farking sh*t. Really nasty sh*t, even. Disgusting black tar sh*t, disgusting green chunky sh*t, disgusting orange sh*t. And the times I would walk in when he woke up from a nap to find that disgusting, nasty, smelly sh*t all over the crib and his backside and the sheets.

I remember it being a psychologically-damaging smell that would linger in your psyche long after the pooper was cleaned & rebundled.I remember smelling it at the office - many miles away from the little turd-blossoms.

until you jackoffs are ready to give me your critique on #3, you can go fark yourself.

as I age, more & more of my friends are starting to push out snowflakes.I never really knew how full of themselves my friends really were until i heard them talk about their ugly, average babies as if they were superior beings soooo much more advanced than other babies on the planet. (it's pathetic, 1 fried has managed to maintain a level head about his kid & just so happens, that kid is the best).

my god, you'd think a 2 y/o baby was going to save humanity & the damn planet. I just nod my head & keep my comments (of how stupid they sound) to myself.

oldfarthenry:I remember it being a psychologically-damaging smell that would linger in your psyche long after the pooper was cleaned & rebundled.I remember smelling it at the office - many miles away from the little turd-blossoms.

That was probably the baby wipe oils (with poo essence) that got under your fingernails.

Actually I can agree with this, I have been forced to change my child on occasion in public facilities (Ladies Room) and at times I have to ask other mothers to take their children outside because their odor is unbearable to my child. If I cannot find a suitable "odor-free" area in which to change her I will ask to use a manager's private office. I have noticed that some of the more common children have intense foul odor, most likely linking to their diet but my strict vegan lifestyle affords my children an almost "odor-free" process of elimination.

This isn't to put other mothers down but at times I am forced to ask them to leave and it is embarrassing to me.

cuzsis:oldfarthenry: I remember it being a psychologically-damaging smell that would linger in your psyche long after the pooper was cleaned & rebundled.I remember smelling it at the office - many miles away from the little turd-blossoms.

That was probably the baby wipe oils (with poo essence) that got under your fingernails.

demaL-demaL-yeH:cgraves67: I think my two-week old's poop smells like Italian salad dressing, but it looks like the unholy hybrid of mustard and tapioca pudding. I'm so confused.

You go too heavy on the balsamic, mix in pecorino, and really shouldn't use cumin./Baby poop is bad.//Baby poop after they start solid foods is horrific.

Oh, I well know it. This is my second one.

The funny thing is, having an infant around seemed like a huge stress the first time. This time, having just the infant around seems like bliss compared to both the infant and the perpetual whirlwind of destruction that is a two-year old.

Yeah, you're not parents.Neither are those people who stand up at town hall meetings with opinions about what to do about the drug menace in the community because they are parents of junkies.They aren't parents.Parents parent. They engage in parenting. They raise children to become young adults with enough common sense not to stick a filthy needle in their arms filled with an unknown poison.These people are inane breeders.They are not parents.

Notice you won't see the concerned "parents" of junkies taking their own spawn home to cool off. They want a taxpayer funded rehab center well away from their own neighborhoods.Same deal goes for these shait sniffing dotterheads.

Farking be a parent and stop worrying if your kid's poop smells funny.Teach them how to wipe their own asses, and teach them how to leave a public toilet clean.

Now, I would argue that my three kids poos smelled differently. All equally offensive, but in a different way. The girl child's smelled like a sack of rotten cabbage while one of the boy's smelled like the decaying matter of roadkill. The other's smelled as if you had fallen into a septic tank and there was no where to escape.

jakomo002:Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: As the father of an eight-month old, I can only say I've not the time, nor the inclination to sample other baby's poos. One is enough. Thank you.

Seriously. Do mothers judgementally sniff the discarded diapers of their friends and neighbors for some moral superiority?

Shouldn't they be home watching the baby? Or are they comparing it to their suburban husband's Cleveland Steamers?

So confused.

These comparisons take place at 1 and 2 year-old birthday parties, where the party has not started until someone did it in their shorts. A stink bomb in the middle of the living room is expected, and everyone will draw their comparisons there.

/kid, go have one of your own and join the rest of the grown ups if you want to keep talking.//otherwise, go get someone preggers. Or at least get laid...

gweilo8888:No, my baby's shiat did not smell better or worse than any other baby's shiat. It smelled like mustard gas and blistered the skin of anybody in a 30-foot radius.

Some kids stink worse than others.

I haven't had my own, but I have changed the diapers of my nieces and nephews. While the first four all smelled like shiat, the last one made me want to vomit. Seriously made me dry heave on multiple occasions Her mom didn't notice a difference compared to the other kids though.

gweilo8888:No, my baby's shiat did not smell better or worse than any other baby's shiat. It smelled like mustard gas and blistered the skin of anybody in a 30-foot radius.

When we switched to solid food my son's poop smelled like we'd been feeding him White Castles and making him drink crappy draft beer. Like even so bad the diaper genie couldn't contain the stank and every diaper with #2 in it had to be walked outside regardless of the time or weather.

My kid's shiat had a fainlty fruity (or more accurately, blueberry) smell to it when he was newly born. It really added a missing ingredient to a sort of already stanky bouquet. Weird thing is, within a couple weeks, my own shiat started to take on that blueberry-ish odor. It smelled as shiatty as it always did, but with a blueberry tinge. I thought maybe his nasty shiat had just psychologically scarred me into smelling blueberry-laced turds everywhere, but then my wife told me hers had taken on that smell as well. We were on different schedules, never ate the same meals together (she worked days, while I stayed home, and I worked swing shift, while she stayed home). Never figured that one out.

Fizics:Actually I can agree with this, I have been forced to change my child on occasion in public facilities (Ladies Room) and at times I have to ask other mothers to take their children outside because their odor is unbearable to my child. If I cannot find a suitable "odor-free" area in which to change her I will ask to use a manager's private office. I have noticed that some of the more common children have intense foul odor, most likely linking to their diet but my strict vegan lifestyle affords my children an almost "odor-free" process of elimination.

This isn't to put other mothers down but at times I am forced to ask them to leave and it is embarrassing to me.

As a parent of little littluns and expert on the subject matter from the link, let me explain to you that I will never discuss this nonsense with anyone, save for perhaps a doctor or a desperate parent, to whom I will reference a physician. This will not be part of our conversation.