I am truly sorry for my behaviour the other night when a large group of rowdy mumsnetters took it upon ourselves to conduct a raid on your lovely HQ. All I can say in my defence is that it wasn't my idea and I kind of got caught up in the moment (mob mentality). I am also sorry for the vast quantities of gin /I consumed and for being sick in Helens bin.

Please forgive me. Ko

Ps - I left a rather fetching orange balaclava behind and wouldnt mind the giant scarf if its still there.