Q & A with Jeanie Bottle Cast

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Neil, have you gone through the genie manual looking for hints, or outright directions, on how to be a good master? I mean, isn’t it titled, “Care and Feeding of Your Genie” rather than “How to be a Genie”?

Forget the ham sandwich–have you given any thought to making wishes that would lead Jeanie to respect you? That would make your lives together better?

If you could get Jeanie’s respect, even affection, would you marry her? (Don’t forget to leave the word “obey” in her vows).

Have I read the manual? No, It’s huge and it causes by computer to keep crashing when I try to use the find feature. The manual came with an audio book version of ” The Proper Care and Feeding of Genies”. I listened to it, but I don’t think it’ll work with Jean. She’s not really an average genie.

Jean respects me… in her own way. She respects me when I don’t make demands of her.

Marry Jean? I don’t think Jean would be right for me. That’s excluding the fact that she was a guy before this whole mess and is my best friend.

Hmmm… Least favorite would have to be either the stripper pole, or appearing at Rodge’s building in a nightie. I can’t think of a most favorite, though I really got into the soaps when Jean left me at Natalie, while she was in Vegas.

You were a Cis male before the whole genie thing but now you are literally a male trapped in a female’s body. As a genie you are stuck on a short leash by Guano and literally are expected to serve Niel though luckily Niel does not seem to take advantage of you. Recently you were trapped in your own bottle by Araceli and it seemed to have some major effects on you.

Basically what I am getting at here is that you seem to keep ending up in situations where you have lost your freedom, You are an all mighty genie with Phenomenal Cosmic Powers and an itty bitty living space… You are trapped in servitude, sometimes trapped in your bottle, and you are trapped in your own body.

My question for you Jean is, With this curse that has been cast upon you, regardless of what benefits it brings, if it was your only chance of going back to normal and being your original male self with all the freedoms you enjoyed before finding the bottle, would you willingly pass the burden on to someone else? Would you be able to live with yourself knowing that you selfishly took away another person’s freedoms, the same freedoms you lost and know the pain associated with not having them.

This is clearly hypothetical, I do not currently have the technology to transfer your situation to another person and restore you to your former glory. That may take me a few more weeks.

Anyways I find that working with humans tends to lead to discussions of “good” and “evil” and “playing god” so I thought I would scientifically gauge how you would feel in such a situation.

You are the genie of my dreams! You need a master who will keep you busy with wishes and give you all the affection that ZERO Neil never gives you! Maybe you could conjure your bottle to my place tonight? Drop that zero and get with a hero!

Dear Jean, have you reconsidered telling Belle the truth? You clearly still have feelings for her and the thought of her dating other people seems to bother you. Maybe it’s time you told her the truth and if it doesn’t work out, maybe the two of you can move on

But i hope you and Belle can get back together.

PS:What do you think would have happened if Belle was your master instead of Niel?

Have you considered the possibility that Jeanie is attracted to women and not men? She always acts rather uncomfortable when you suggest to set her up with a guy and doesn’t seem to like that you think she is into Neil.

Since you’re a high ranking genie, perhaps you can answer these questions.

1) Whatever happened to the Dijin from the old myths? The genies that would sometimes kill the humans that freed them instead of granting wishes? Are their actions related to genies have so many rules now?

2) What is your stance on Literal Genies? Genies that grant what their masters say literally, but not out of malice. Are they at fault for not knowing their master was not being literal or is the master at fault for not wording a wish properly?

3) How frequent do humans get turned into genies. Be it intentionally or unintentionally and how does a genie lord like you notice when a new genie is a former human?

How were you able to resist Jean’s advances when she tried to sleep with you. Previously, it seems like you were attracted to Jean’s female body, you must have a strong will to not give in to temptation.