Remember back in June when I said Apple hoped to schedule a
special event in October to show off a new wearable device?
Remember how I also said this: “Could things change between now
and fall? That’s certainly possible.” Turns out that was a
prescient hedge, because things have changed. Apple now plans to
unveil a new wearable alongside the two next-generation iPhones we
told you the company will debut on September 9. (Funny
“joke,” Gruber.) The new device will, predictably, make
good use of Apple’s HealthKit health and fitness platform.

I’ve been working on a new joke — about NFC and a new secure enclave where you can store your credit cards, so you can pay for things at brick and mortar retail stores just by taking out your iPhone, but only if it’s one of the new iPhones — but no one seems to get my sense of humor.

Follow-up joke: It would be cool, and would make a lot of sense, if the new wearable thing had the same magic payment apparatus.