She may have compared him to Hitler and called him “a nightmare to work for”, but Michael Bay apparently doesn’t hold grudges because Megan Fox has been cast in his newest project: an upcoming remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bay revealed the news on his official blog yesterday with this exciting message:

“TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!”

I can totally see Megan as April O’Neill (I love that I even know the character’s name by heart), but there’s no confirmation on what her role will be. Wouldn’t that be hilarious if Michael Bay turned around and was like, “She’ll be playing Donatello!”?

I’m not sure what happened to bring these two back together again as the whole transformers fallout seemed pretty acrimonious, but I suppose we’ll have to put it down to… turtle power. No, really – I’m leaving now.

More car washes? Casting couch much? And, I think she’d make an excellent Splinter. April is a red-head!! Chris Meloni was great for Casey Jones in the original movie. (My three year-old just discovered TMNT on Cartoon Network… I lived through that nonsense with my brother growing up, but I can still name them all. FML – not again!!)

Oh boy, while I totally love the Turtles and like Megan Fox, this movie will sooo suck. While it was thankfully pushed back after all this the turtles are aliens, Casey Jones will be the lead character, the villain will be a Colonel Schrader BS, adding Megan as April O’Neill won’t make it better.

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(The words and lyrics,in my Love Interlude,for you,Mrs.Megan Fox,are being,Sang,by me,and that is what I’ll like for,you,Mrs.Megan Fox,to know.
So now,here is my very romantic Love Interlude,that I’ve written for you,Mrs.Megan Fox,to the instrumental of a Rap Interlude,named,Neighbourhood Slang,using,all of my own words/lyrics,bye Miss/Ms,peace.

The name of my very Romantic Rap Interlude for Mrs.Megan Fox,is called: Such A Sweet Thang