Snow White and the Seven Bottoms

August 31, 2014 @ 7:30 pm

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ANNOUNCING … A BRAND NEW SUMMERTIME SHOW FROM THE GOLD DUST ORPHANS! Snow White and the 7 Bottoms All your fairy tale dreams come true as we bring you an all new musical adventure set in uncircumcised Germany!Here we go! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, get ready for a twisted trip through the sick yet sparkling world of Boston’s foremost comedic troupe, The Gold Dust Orphans, as we bring you yet another fabulous offering, “Snow White and the 7 Bottoms”. Featuring all new songs and dances, buttloads of fabulous costumes and positively gorgeous sets, “Snow White” is ready to take on all comers in our brand new musical that debuts April 18th and runs thru May 18th only!Look out, Provincetown! The Orphans are BACK! After a HUGELY successful run of our hit musical “Mildred Fierce” in New York City (*See the 3/4 page RAVE review in The New York Times!) Your hometown girls are back to once again take Provincetown by storm!What a cast! Based on the Disney classic, “Snow White and the 7 Bottoms” stars Jessica Barstis and Paul Melendy as Snow White and Prince Charming. (You may remember them as George and Mary in our 2013 Christmas hit, “It’s a Horrible Life”! Talk about your leading ladies! Yes, we mean both of them!)”Snow White and the 7 Bottoms” also features all your Orphan favorites, like the hilarious Olive Another as “The Magic Mirror”, the stunningly handsome Scott Martino as “The Footman” and of course that crusty Old Hag herself, Ryan Landry as (who else?) The Evil Queen! Sent through The Gold Dust Orphans’ glitter filled parody machine, “Snow White and the 7 Bottoms” is destined to be our greatest show yet! The MOUTHWATERING costumes are naturally by Miss Martino. The TERRIFIC sets are as always by the great Windsor Newton and the SUPERIOR direction by James P. Byrne. Not to mention the STUNNING soundscapes by Roger Moore! So join us, won’t you, as we bring you perhaps the most delightful Gold Dust Orphans offering to date …”Snow White and the 7 Bottoms” WARNING: This is an ADULT parody! DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN! LIMITED ENGAGEMENT June 29th through September 7th ONLY! Sundays at 7:30 p.m. We offer two types of tickets for this show – VIP seats and General Admission. General Admission seats are not guaranteed nor assigned seats. They are first come/first serve and start after the VIP/Assigned Seats. VIP seats are RESERVED SEATS. These seats are ASSIGNED, we recommend purchasing ALL tickets under one name! VIP Tickets purchased under separate (will call) party names will NOT be seated together. If you wish to sit together, please purchase all your tickets under ONE (will call) party name and plan accordingly. Note: Doors open 30 MINUTES prior to show for General Admission. Curtain is prompt. 5 minutes prior to start all VIP assigned seating is forfeited. PLEASE NOTE: $3.50 of your ticket price goes directly to The Provincetown Theater Development Fund. Thank you for supporting the Gold Dust Orphans and helping Provincetown Theater.