7 of the best cheating exposés you'll ever hear

Finding out your partner is cheating on you is never nice. But while some people instantly remove themselves from the situation, trying to pretend their ex never existed in the first place, others prefer to take revenge.

So here are some of the more creative lengths people have gone to, to show their cheating other halves that they're well aware of the illicit activities going on behind their back.

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The birthday card

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When Imgur user BinanoSplat found out his girlfriend had been cheating on him, he decided to use his own birthday to call her out on it. So he bought her a card - despite it being his birthday - and returned her key to his house "now that you're single". Ouch.

Sadly, his plan was foiled after he hastily uploaded the images of the card online before he actually gifted them to his cheating partner, so one of her friends warned her of the plans in place. But still, what an idea.

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The rap song

Poor Daryl decided to tap into his musical talents when he discovered that girlfriend Nicole had been having it off with one of his friends, after he found a bow of Honey Nut Cheerios in his kitchen sink. Well, Nicole was gluten free, so it certainly wasn't her who was eating it. With a bit of help from rapper Mac Lethal, to the tune of Taylor Swift's Blank Space, Daryl recorded an EPIC break-up rap. Here's a snippet of the lyrics:

"So you wanna sleep with my friends, and let them eat up all my cereal?Well you shouldda gave them Cornflakes, not my mother-fucking Honey Nut CheeriosI bust a cap in his ass with a shotgun, that's because I'm insaneNext time you cheat on someone, POUR THE EVIDENCE DOWN THE DRAIN"

Amazing.

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The Tinder sabotage

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Alison and Ben had been on and off for quite some while. But they were most definitely on when Alison found out Ben had been using dating app Tinder as a means of cheating. Subtle, Ben. Very subtle.

"I had a girlfriend until she found my Tinder profile... Let's just say I'm a serial cheat and spend most of my time looking in the mirror.I like to check myself out at least 30 times a day. I can't tell the truth. I have no sense of humor and I'm just a general c**t.But on the plus side I'm actually single now. (P.S ladies, if you love fuckboys who can't keep it in their pants then this is the guy for you. Love, the ex.)"

No wonder Ben got hardly any matches...

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The Facebook plea

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When a woman named only as Steph heard a group of middle-aged men boasting on a public train about how they were repeatedly cheating on their "stupid" wives, she was disgusted. But who's stupid now, eh? Because Steph took a photo of one of the men and posted it to Facebook for all to see, in the hope that it would go viral. That should give him his comeuppance.

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The 'birthday surprise'

This one is haaaarsh. YouTuber Ray Byford decided to take the ultimate revenge on girlfriend Bianca after finding out about her cheating ways. So he waited until her birthday, and then made her cover her eyes as she walked through the house to discover her birthday 'surprise'. Except the surprise was all Bianca's stuff packed up and ready to go, as Ray revealed he'd "busted her" cheating and wanted rid. Yeah, told you it was a harsh way to do it, but revenge is best served cold and all that.

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The airport greeting

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In something that sounds like it's come straight out of John Tucker Must Die, three girls found out they were being played by the same boy, Charlie, and decided to take sweet revenge. So they teamed up, and decided to greet their philandering other half at the airport as he returned from holiday. Yelling "liar, liar!" at an utterly shocked Charlie, he ran off and tried to escape to his grandma's car. Bless. But to add to his deserved humiliation, the girls uploaded a selfie of their jaunt out to the airport, and the whole story when viral.

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The Christmas present

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It was Christmas time when Twitter user Casy stumbled upon a series of messages to another girl on her boyfriend's phone. Which sucked, because aren't you supposed to feel all festive and loved up during the Christmas period? But using the season as her inspiration, Casy decided to print out all the excruciating, illicit messages, and wrap them up for her partner. We can only imagine how awkward it was when he opened his gift to find out he'd been ceremoniously dumped. Nice one, Casy.

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