Edible Gummy Party Python Is Every Kid’s Dream

The ultimate jaw-numbing wall-crawling sugar rush is here, an Edible Gummy Party Python.

The Edible Gummy Party Python is every kid’s dream. It is a twenty six pound edible python, that is nearly eight feet long, almost five inches in diameter, and is available in two fabulous flavor combinations, Red Cherry and Blue Raspberry, or Blue Raspberry and Green Apple.

However, we must caution parents not to allow their child to eat it all at once, as it contains over twelve pounds (5.8 kg) of sugar, and packs a walloping 36,720 calories!

The Party Python will last for about a year, as long as it is kept away from direct sunlight and extreme heat. For best results, keep it refrigerated in a sealed box or plastic tub.

For grandparents tapped out for ideas for more noisy toys, it’s the perfect hyper-kid catalyst, allowing your children to suspect their kids of hyperactivity, just like you did when they were little.