BOSS DESPERATE ENOUGH TO TELL HOUSEWIVES: DO IT YOURSELF!

The feuding behind the scenes of Desperate Housewives is even more dramatic than what’s happening on Wisteria Lane. The hit show’s creator, Marc Cherry, is so fed up with the cast’s whining about story lines that he’s told them to start writing their own scripts!

“Marc has had enough,” said a confidential source. “He simply can’t take another second of their constant infighting and grandstanding.

“Marc pays them huge amounts of money and feels he deserves professionalism in return. Instead, he gets scream-fests and sniping about character development.”

“Last week he just blew up,” said the source. “He demanded that they each write a complete script for their character for next season.

“He told them: ‘Put up or shut up. If you think you know the show better than me, let’s see you prove it. Then maybe we can have some peace.'”