You know how sometimes it’s 7:30 on a Monday and you are still 45 minutes from home and you realize when you get there you are still going to be expected to feed those three hungry mouths attached to those three hungry kids?

That’s when you give up and accept that sometimes the best you can do is two Hot and Ready pizzas from Little Caesars. You also realize that it’s okay because pizza is delicious, even when it’s incredibly cheap and pre-made.

I like to turn the hot water all the way up in the shower until the entire room is full of steam and then sit under the super hot spray until I turn into a cooked lobster. Then I hardly notice the freezing tile.