What’s Good Y’all?

Either the blogs have been dead lately or you guys hate me. whatever….lol. haven’t been able to post much since i’m staying with my paw-paw and he’s got zero interwebz. i had an aunt that annoys me at the house for a spell so i decided to come to fuck with lauren at my local out here. i MIGHT not be able to finish this since i have about 25% battery life left. we shall see.

been out to the city twice: number closed a 2 set at tropical isle and maryana is working until sunday (kiss close). but mostly this trip was about spending time with the abuelito. he had dental surgery the other day so i’m been staying up late making sure he gets his antibiotics and pain meds. been crashing about 3-5am the past few days. it’s cool though. i like spending time with him. i’ve been jotting down things he’s passed on to me about women that i’ll turn into a post. paw-paw didn’t grow up with the red pill. there WAS NO red pill. men were tough sunzabitches and women were WOMEN. my paw-paw is a stone cold lady-killer. the post should be pretty good.

sorry if you were expecting field reports of me slaying local girls, but no….sorry. last night i came in early and did paw-paw’s laundry, fetched meds, did dishes, and cleaned his bed sheets. he’s usually up late, but he tapped out at 10pm. i stayed up and sat on the porch listening to the rain and having beers. it’s just been me and the abuelito watching the tube and talking about wimminz. tomorrow we’re (mom and my whole family) are heading uptown to watch the parades at a friends law firm on st charles ave. i MIGHT hit up some of the lawyer bars and see if i can run into anything worth posting in the form of a field report. since i don’t have much to add at the time i’ll recycle about how my buddy adam was taken off the market by his girl jennifer. adam’s is a local celebrity, he know’s EVERYONE there is to know in the city.

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Well, Adam has been dating Jennifer for a while. i LOVE Jennifer, as a matter of fact, EVERYONE loves Jennifer. here’s the thing, Jennifer is the first gf his MOM and SISTER (and me tbh) have actually liked. how did Jennifer do it? i’ll tell you.

1. she respects him.

2. she accepts him.

3. she takes care of him.

4. she is VERY patient with him and NEVER nagged/put pressure on him.

5. her natural personality took care of the rest.

last time i was here, i was under the impression they were living together. i was talking with Jen and the conversation went something like this.

D- “:-/, WHAT. i thought you 2 lived together?” (they had been dating WELL over a year).

J- “no, Adam’s a bit apprehensive about living with someone.”

D- “how do you feel about that?”

J- “well, i dunno, i understand he’s apprehensive, so i respect how he feels and try not to pressure him about it.”

now, Adam has a thing about a woman living with him. he just DOES NOT want a woman living in his house. being a guy, i never asked him why. i just took it at face value (that’s what us dudes do). when i came home i got a call from Adam. He and Jennifer had just moved into their new house. Yup. i was stunned. i was at Adam’s today and he mentioned the “M” word. Jenn has MAD understanding of game. so much so that i want her to guest post on here advice for women. because guess what…..no point in wasting a good resource for you lady readers. she’s read damn near EVERY book on relationships she’s stumbled upon. i’m letting Adam borrow my copy of Athol’s book, but i KNOW she’ll read it first.

i’m REALLY happy for Jen and Adam. it’s good to see 2 people who are right for each other make that connection.

stay up.

i don’t really like rap that much, but i DO like some of the local rappers. this song is GREAT with covering oneitis. listen well, and take note’s fellah’s. listen to mannie fresh talking in the background…it’s PERFECT. he’s the one with game. kid rapping is lost. lola.

i’ll try to post more later. i am feeling a little better thank you for asking. stay up.

shrimp po-boy at trauth's lake house. BOMBSTIGGITY.

roast beef po-boy at Johnny's in the quarter on St. Louis ave. best in the Quarter.

blue cheese and fried egg burger at the clover on bourbon st. BEST dive diner in the Quarter. fan-serious.

here’s an impromptu second line that broke out of no-where on decatur/st peters. this is how we get down in the city. if you listen, you can kinda hear my accent coming back. lol.

And merci beaucoup mon Cheri. Trust, the paw paw has mad lady killing skill. He had my ex eating out his hand as he stared at her epic rack. When I brought it up she said, “hahaha. he’s so cute. Let him stare.” smh.