AlabamaBear wrestling matches are prohibited. [01; 02; 04]Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.[01]Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. [01]Incestuous marriages are legal. [01]It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.[01]It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.[01]It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. [01]It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.[01]It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.[01]It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.[01]It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.[01]​Masks may not be worn in public. [01]Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.[01]Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. [01]You must have windshield wipers on your car.[01]You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.[01]

AlaskaMoose may not be viewed from an airplane. [01]While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. [01]It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. [01]Anchorage: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. [01]Anchorage: It is illegal to string a wire across any road. [01]Anchorage: Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. [01]Anchorage: Clowns beware! [01]Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. [01]Haines: A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. [01]Haines: It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). [01]Haines: Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. [01]Juneau: Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. [01]Juneau: Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded "bonus points" by the government. [01]Nome: One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. [01]Soldotna: Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist. [01]

ArizonaIf you cut down a cactus, you could be sentenced to 25 years in prison. [01; 02; 04]Hunting camels is prohibited. [01]Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. [01]Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. [01]A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”. [01]It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine. [01]When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses. [01]It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. [01]You may not have more than two dildos in a house. [01]Globe: Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. [01]Hayden: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined. [01]Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house. [01]Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. [01]Mohave County: If you are found stealing soap, you must wash yourself until the bar of soap has been completely used up. [01; 02]Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. [01]Prescott: No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house. [01]Tempe: One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint. [01]Tombstone: It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. [01]Tucson: Women may not wear pants.​ [01]

ArkansasIt’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly. [01]Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. [01]The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. [01]A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. [01]A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. [01]Oral sex is considered to be sodomy. [01]Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill “any living creature”. [01]Little Rock: Honking one's car horn at a sandwich shop after 9PM is against the law. [01]Little Rock: No one may "suddenly start or stop" their car at a McDonald's. [01]Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6PM. [01]Little Rock: Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. [01]Little Rock: It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1PM on Sunday. [01]

California1

Colorado1

ConnecticutSouthington: Silly string is banned. [03]

Delaware1

FloridaWomen may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. [03]​Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. [03]

GeorgiaGainesville: You are not allowed to eat fried chicken any other way than using your hands. [02; 04]Quitman: Chickens are not allowed to cross the road. [02; 04]

HawaiiAll residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. [03]

IdahoIt’s illegal for a man to give his fiancé a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds. [01; 02; 04]

Illinois1

IndianaIt’s illegal to attend a public event or use public transport within four hours of eating an onion or garlic. [02]

UtahMarriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65. [02; 04]

Vermont1

VirginiaWaynesboro: It’s against the law for a woman to drive a car in Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. [02; 04]

WashingtonYou cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday. [01; 02; 04]A motorist with criminal intentions must stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town. [01; 02; 04]You can be arrested or fined for harassing Bigfoot. [01; 02; 04]

West VirginiaRoadkill may be taken home for supper. [03]

Wisconsin1

WyomingYou may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.[01; 02]

Other countries

CanadaIn Nova Scotia, you’re not allowed to water the grass when it’s raining. [03]FranceIn Sarpourenx, a village has legally forbid someone from dying if they don't have a burial plot bought and paid for. [03]

GreeceAll electronic games are banned. [03]

ItalyIt’s against the law to eat or drink near any landmark in Rome. [03]

NorwayIn the town of Longyearbyen, you can’t die unless you’ve made plans to get your corpse transported out of town. [03]

SwazilandAny woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers. [03]

ThailandNo one may step on any of the nation’s currency. [03]

United KingdomSince 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament. [03]