Nic Cage, Steve Buscemi and Tracy Morgan have signed on to do voice work for Jerry Bruckheimer’s upcoming G-Force.

Bill Nighy and Will Arnett have joined the ranks of the on-screen actors in the live-action/CG film, which marks the directorial debut of Oscar-winning visual effects innovator Hoyt Yeatman.

The story follows a group of ultra-intelligent animal commandoes who work for a government agency trying to prevent an evil billionaire from taking over the world. Cage will play Speckles, a mole; Buscemi will portray Bucky, a hamster; and Morgan will voice Blaster, a guinea pig. Nighy will portray an industrialist, and Arnett will play an FBI agent. [Reuters]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m excited for this. I mean, every time I see a pixar flick I think to myself, “This is great, but couldn’t this be more like National Treasure?” I mean, heartwarming tales of family are cool and all, but let’s give kids what they really want – wild adventure rides about solving the mysteries of the world; all contained in an ancient scroll hidden in Lady Liberty’s tampon. Ghost stories! Talking animals! Glib sidekicks! That’s what real filmmaking’s all about.

Tracy Morgan stars in "Somebody Gon’ Get Pregnant!" after the jump. Favorite line? "I’m the ooh-chow!"

This is Beast Wars mixed with Indiana Jones with a side order of garbage. I skipped the first paragraph and thought you meant Morgan Freeman, which would be weird. It would be a note to senility if he was in it, but then I re-read and the world made semi-sense again.

11.21.07 at 9:09 am

Nominus

Dammit agb, I hadn’t read the article yet. Next time lead off with a "spoiler alert" if you could.

11.21.07 at 9:10 am

anti-gravitational breasts

I really like hyphenated words. Is there any way to make hyphenated a hyphenated word?hyphen-ate-d

11.21.07 at 9:10 am

The Luchador

Ooh….CAKE!

11.21.07 at 9:11 am

The Luchador

Then the mole takes his face……….off.

11.21.07 at 9:11 am

anti-gravitational breasts

I assume it’s not a race Nom. Maybe if you slowed down and just went with the experience baby polarbears wouldn’t be dying. That’s right, I blame you for the entirety of global warming.

11.21.07 at 9:13 am

anti-gravitational breasts

On that note, I’m out. Have a mediocre work/life experience everyone.

11.21.07 at 9:14 am

Nominus

I blame you for the entirety of global warming. I take exception to that. Apparently you haven’t seen the last few frames after the credits following "Bender’s Big Score". I’m a hero in that department.

11.21.07 at 9:15 am

Fek'lhr

The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders who will voice Jessica Rabbit…John Rhys-Davies?

11.21.07 at 9:15 am

Stone Soup

I’m Brian Fellow! (another character who needs to be posting here)

11.21.07 at 9:16 am

bryce

contained in an ancient scroll hidden in Lady Liberty’s tamponKudos Lance, funny shit. I’d nominate you for a COTW but as you are banned from entering you can just say I wrote it and give me top spot as your puppet.

11.21.07 at 9:18 am

Nominus

I assume it’s not a race Nom.You know what they say about assuming, don’t ya? Assume: v.-To take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof.

11.21.07 at 9:21 am

bryce

Frankly I am not OK with all the big name Movie and TV actors doing all the voice work recently. It takes away money from the voice-over actors who are too ugly to normally get regular work on TV or in Movies. Won’t someone think about their poor, starving, ugly children?!

11.21.07 at 9:25 am

jokerswild

You’re right Nommy. I say that all the time. You know what else I say all the time? GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

11.21.07 at 9:26 am

Fek'lhr

…geee-ox?

11.21.07 at 9:29 am

jokerswild

No Fek. You of all people should understand when a foreign language is employed. It’s Lithuanian. It’s pronounced gee-ay-ux. I don’t really know what it translates to.

Is baktag the same as ho tag? B/c that’s where a ho tag goes from what I’ve heard. On a ho’s back.

11.21.07 at 9:38 am

affleckwasthebomb

There are a lot of polish people around in my town these days.

11.21.07 at 9:39 am

bryce

It’s quite educational coming here. I have managed to learn how to swear in Klingon without even trying. Maybe this is the key to learning all languages?

11.21.07 at 9:39 am

JHC

How dare they defile the good name of yet ANOTHER cartoon from my youth. Fuckers. They get me all wound up about a group of people in bird outfits saving the world, then BAM!, kicked squarely in the jiblets(giblets). Fuckin’ movie about animals that sound like people saving the world. Fuck Thanksgiving. There isn’t anything to be thankful for.

11.21.07 at 9:39 am

Nominus

Fek, you should be damned. Get this- I have had to stop myself multiple times this week from saying "Dor-Shoo-Ga". And I’ve accidentaly said it a few times too. In real life, with my voice. I’m just a talkin away with somebody, and when I get to the end of my statement- Dor-Shoo-Ga.

11.21.07 at 9:40 am

Fek'lhr

The Mighty Fek’lhr asserts that "baktag" can be roughly translated into two things in your puny human language:Shit fucking retarderswi

11.21.07 at 9:41 am

jokerswild

Fek is damned Nommy. He is damned.

11.21.07 at 9:41 am

Fek'lhr

WHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!(If it makes you feel any better, I cuss in Klingon at work all the time. It has gotten to the point where I barely get any looks any more.)

11.21.07 at 9:42 am

bryce

(If it makes you feel any better, I cuss in Klingon at work in my Mom’s basement all the time. It has gotten to the point where I barely get any looks any more.) FIXED! Burn!

11.21.07 at 9:44 am

jokerswild

Hey everybody, I think I just found a picture of Fek online. Be careful though, it’s NSFL (not safe for lunch).[www.mikefullerton.com] hope, all ye who enter here.

I did not see that the mole has Nic cages hair. I shouldn’t get stoned at work and look at this site, it blows my fucking mind…

11.21.07 at 9:53 am

jokerswild

I’m in your head Fek. whoooooooo

11.21.07 at 9:55 am

Fek'lhr

In my head? Say hi to my sex life.

11.21.07 at 9:56 am

The Luchador

Zombie, zombie, zombie-e-e-e-o-o-o-o ay ay o.

11.21.07 at 10:02 am

affleckwasthebomb

I’m confused Luch…

11.21.07 at 10:02 am

affleckwasthebomb

I’m confused Luch…

11.21.07 at 10:04 am

affleckwasthebomb

Damn double post.

11.21.07 at 10:08 am

Fek'lhr

New post! Would I lie to you?

11.21.07 at 10:15 am

Nominus

Luch is Cranberrying it up over there.

11.21.07 at 11:24 am

Eibmoz

Hey, Luch, you cant just call out Zombie like that.

11.21.07 at 11:31 am

Nominus

Is it just me, or did Eib recently get alot more intelligent?

11.21.07 at 11:34 am

jokerswild

I don’t know Nom, you went and jumped page so I can’t see her brains anymore.

11.21.07 at 11:37 am

JHC

Eib, you have just become the sole bright spot in my day. It’s fucking snowing here, Lance iis apparently schlepping, and I can’t go home sick. Bless your heart and other parts. Even if they aren’t yours. *please let them be her’s*

damn, i wanna be where you are J, it’s fuckin 80 here in the Big Sleazy and i’m sweating my nads off. not fuckin fair.

11.21.07 at 11:45 am

JHC

I’ll gladly swap with ya bro.

11.21.07 at 11:46 am

Nominus

And I’m smak dab inbetween the 2 of you in beautiful Kansas. Ever wonder why that song "Fifty Nifty United States" always ended with "Kansas is the best state of the 50 nifty united states, from 13 original colonies? Yo.

11.21.07 at 11:48 am

jokerswild

i hate the fucking heat down here. as a life long louisianian you’d think i’d be used to it. i’m sweating like jimmy swaggart in an airline hwy. motel room. (sorry if you don’t get that. local reference)

11.21.07 at 11:59 am

Eibmoz

I got the reference. On the plus side, theres a cold front moving in. its about 25 degrees cooler here than last night

11.21.07 at 12:00 pm

Eibmoz

I live in North Texas, so i figured maybe it would help you out too.

11.21.07 at 2:11 pm

Charlie Bronze

Am enjoying Tracy Morgan’s performance on 30 Rock, which is currently showing over here. How comw no one ever told him he’s got a girl’s name though? He should change it to Trace Morgan or maybe Dave.

11.21.07 at 2:13 pm

Charlie Bronze

Why does the spellchecker not work for me on this site?

11.21.07 at 2:15 pm

Nominus

Spellcheck just plain does not work on this site for anyone. I think it was a hilarious prank lance was playing on us, then forgot.