Sarah Palin is concerned about a lot of things that are happening in this great nation of ours, but perhaps nothing is more disturbing than the terrible conspiracy to remove "In God We Trust" from the new presidential dollar coins. (The phrase was engraved on the coins' edge.) At a top-secret speech in Wisconsin on Friday, the former Alaska governor broached this very serious subject, asking, “Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that?” Turns out, it was the U.S. Mint! And it's since been reversed! But that's okay, Sarah's still kind of new to the Internet and stuff; we're sure she'll learn about Snopes.com soon enough.

I doubt she'd make it past the moderation queue without confusing the waiting period with some form of librul censorship, but if she did I'd expect her name to be Hockey Mom with an avatar of a bulldog with lipstick.