Slingshot: SAIL AWAY

Oh man, wouldn't it be so nice to sail away on a boat, the cool salty breeze gently caressing your face and body? A pod of friendly dolphins approaches and reminds you what true happiness feels like? A boat hand who you are romanitcally attracted to packed you your favotire meal and/or snack? YOU BEFRIEND A SEA TURTLE AND DISCOVER THE FULL BEAUTY OF THE UNIVERSE? That's literally exactly how being at this show is going to feel like. I am getting tingles just thinking about it. Are you?