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Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7316
Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:09:56 +0000Scroat7316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Watch this space! Next month we're offering "Fuck off you wanker" with a free "Bugger off you &lt;insert regional description here&gt; pillock.</p>
<p>Also watch out for more Buy One Get Stuffed Free offers in June!!
</p>Des Custard on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7311
Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:41:51 +0000Des Custard7311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Dear Mr 1885</p>
<p>Thank you for your completed questionnaire and direct debit mandate. This month's personalised pop is: 'Toss off, you pisser'.
</p>Zadok the second on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7270
Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:53:37 +0000Zadok the second7270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Surely 'west midlands sex god' is an oxymoron?
</p>edward hack on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7268
Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:46:57 +0000edward hack7268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>west midlands sex god **?+*&amp;"*?#**????????<br />
is that in Tipton or Gornall
</p>jp1885 on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7243
Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:10:49 +0000jp18857243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Ah, that's more like it - 'fuck off', 'wanker', 'shopping list' - thanks all, I feel included now :-)</p>
<p><blockquote>JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury?</blockquote><br />
With the help of expensive therapy and strong medication Sauce.
</p>The All New Jeni B on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7158
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:16:28 +0000The All New Jeni B7158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Oh for fuck sake! Haven't you taken the hint yet jp?<br />
The reason no-one had taken a pop at you was because we were all hoping you'd just fuck off.</p>
<p>Now fuck off.</p>
<p>(x)
</p>Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7157
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:04:49 +0000Scroat7157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Sure I had my shopping list here somewhere
</p>sauce on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7141
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:34:33 +0000sauce7141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury?
</p>Mary Evans on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7139
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:20:57 +0000Mary Evans7139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I think you're an incredibly sweet man, JP.<br />
Ya wanker.
</p>jp1885 on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7138
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:14:31 +0000jp18857138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>That'll do nicely - though I'm more of a savory (pizza and kebab) than sweet (doughnuts) man.
</p>fun and games on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7132
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:56:34 +0000fun and games7132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Lardy Attention Seeking Twat. I actually refer to a kid I teach as an AST (most of the aforementioned), but he doesn't look to be as keen on doughnuts as you. Will that do?
</p>Des Custard on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7118
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:19:22 +0000Des Custard7118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I need a bit more to go on, stereotype-wise, before I can take a proper pop. Please fill in the questionnaire and I'll get back to you asap.
</p>jp1885 on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7105
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:13:13 +0000jp18857105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Damn those tags - why do they have to be so piercingly accurate?
</p>Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7089
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:31:25 +0000Scroat7089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Or the tabs
</p>rickwestwell on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7088
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:29:10 +0000rickwestwell7088@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I see Rikkor's been at the tags again... :-)
</p>Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7082
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:55:14 +0000Scroat7082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Excuse me if I don't sidle up to my accuser, roll on my back, whimper, and wave my arms and legs in the air while waiting to have my tummy tickled and maybe, if I'm lucky, get a pat on the head...</p>
<p>But I was gardening at the weekend and can't move today.</p>
<p>However...</p>
<p>*POP* if that helps.
</p>QorbeQ on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7080
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:44:22 +0000QorbeQ7080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I'll say it to his face, or if his face isn't available I'll at least leave him a hastily-scribbled note before he gets back and sees who it's from...
</p>Mary Evans on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7072
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:16:03 +0000Mary Evans7072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Don't worry JP. We're all saying it behind your back.
</p>Zadok the second on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7068
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:06:51 +0000Zadok the second7068@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>*pop* </p>
<p>There you go.
</p>jp1885 on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7062
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 08:53:58 +0000jp18857062@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Therefore, you're all a bunch of bastards!
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