There is absolute chaos in Cairo, Egypt. And the chaos has been lighting up Twitter, where the masses have relayed every small instance of horror, each time affixed with the hashtags #egypt and #cairo. It’s really a stunning mess over there.

But there are happy things too! Media is saved thanks to The Daily, and winter is over thanks to Punxsutawney Phil. We even get to live in comfort knowing that Nick Denton and Julia Allison still IM! The world is really a fantastic place, guys. We can love again. Everyone is going to be OK.

Let’s yield to the all-powerful knowledge sent out by the Twitter machine.