Handsome Dong

The only thing I could think of to do with my review copy of
the Handsome Dong was to find some unsuspecting male and put
it in his ass. The Handsome Dong is a small dildo
shaped like a fist. It's far smaller than a real fist,
so using it on myself is, of course, out.

No, the only place I though reasonable to deposit the
Handsome was in the colon of some unsuspecting heterosexual
male, one who never thought he'd have anything in his
descending colon he didn't make himself.

It's amazing what young men will let you do to them once
you've worked them to the cusp of orgasm a time or two (or
three) and then backed off. "Put it anywhere you want,"
he whimpered. I lost what little respect I had for him
at that point, and I probably used a little less lube than I
should have. He yelped like a kicked puppy and I
couldn't help but giggle.