OK, first, the B.E.F. draws you in. you can practically SEE your OWN REFLECTSHONS in this ham’s black eyes. Then [wait for it] some beyond-cute Japanese person attempts to feed the ham a sunflower seed, and you can almost see a soft kronsche and look back at the camera. Hello! PRICELESSSS [singsong]
Way to scour YouTubage, Annie M.! Directed by はむろぐ

Gerbil 1: OK OK OKOK the next time Jack Bauer says "Chloe! get me the coordinates" we have to drink OK?Gerbil 2: Nooooo way [stumbling] we’re gonna be wasted!!!Gerbil 1: We already are! [glances at t.v.] wait for iiiiit…