11. Bearing in mind the current divorce rate, why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?

because only one partner can get PMS.

12. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

unfortunately, this makes not a lick of sense when translated. i'll try to answer, however. since heterosexuality perpetuates the species, and therefore perpetuates the stupidity ratio, overpopulation is not a menace thanks to social darwinism.

13. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?

like not looking at boobs? i don't have that kind of will power.

14. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?

if by problems you mean, low self esteem, low self confidence, inability to form complete sentences around those of the opposite sex, then of course not.