Chef: What's the matter Stan, you seem down.Stan: I just, I can't concentrate because my dog is gay.Chef: Well, you know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop filling his head with that queer-loving propaganda.Chef: Say what? You of all people should be sympathetic.Mr. Garrison: What do you mean?Chef: Well, you're gay aren't you?Mr. Garrison: What? What the hell are you talking about? I am not gay.Chef: Well, you sure do act like it.Mr. Garrison: I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ass.