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This funny pinoy joke is kinda old, but I just remembered it when I woke up this morning. If you're familiar with the place, I'm sure you've heard lots of funny jokes about it as well.Â Well... here goes funny pinoy joke about the sunken garden.

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A QC policeman was doing night patrol around the Sunken Garden, when he noticed a guy on top of a naked girl. He approached the couple and asked...

Here are some really Cheesy Pinoy Quotes you should have in your armory. Really funny, great when cracked just in the right time and venue.Â These can even be pickup lines to start conversations rolling! Enjoy these Cheesy Pinoy Quotes!

1. Alam mo. minamalat na naman ang puso ko...

...Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

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2.Â Hey, pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?

...Kasi type kita. (Ayos ba?)

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3. Sana "T" na lang ako.

...Para I'm always right next to "U"

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4. Ikaw siguro may-ari ng Crayola?

... kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko. (Ang sweet...)

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5. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.

... Coz i can't last a day without you!

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6. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?

...Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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7. Are you Jamaican?

...Kasi Ja-maican me crazy! Yah Mahn!

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Well ano say mo sa mga Cheesy Pinoy Quotes na toh?Â Did you like them?Â You may have some other Cheesy Pinoy Quotes... share naman dito!