Hmmm...
And just whose body did you use to fake your little microwave "accident" Mr. "I can take care of us both"?

AprilHare has been absent from this thread for a while...
A "random" chicken was eaten by the Mods while Pooh was on his killing spree...
AprilHare "returns" with a short, possibly out of character message...
Pooh claims to be able to take care of the situation...