Condoms! While they are biologically and hygienically necessary if you are not planning on getting a minivan and a Joy Behar-Mom haircut anytime soon, I have always felt that using condoms is like having to hug someone you haven't seen in five years, in space, with an astronaut suit on. The astronaut suit is obviously necessary because, like, you are in space. But the hug is just not as satisfying.

In case you or your boyfriend/f*ckbuddy/ghost partner occasionally "forget" to use condoms (BAD. BAD GHOST), Durex has provided you with quite an effective reminder. The best contraceptive commercials aren't the ones where two people are "sexXXXily" intertwined — hello, Trojan — but the ones that show the, um, adverse effects of skipping out on a love glove.

This one, via Buzzfeed, also includes a crotch shot punchline. No wonder it just won Ad of the Year by a notable commercial producers group.