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Yes, my Appendicks is getting huge. So huge, in fact, that women are starting to complain--some men too. Please, please do not add any more to the Appendicks section. We're all very proud of you knowing infinite other names for the penis, but this article is swiftly becoming a massive list with a little text. Should you be absolutely desperate to add your alternative name, find a way to do so in text. --epynephrin 16:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

But, I wanted to add Benny and the Jets!
ais.gml.5174@gmail.com 15.30, 7 July 2011 (UTC)

Hi, dicks! Are you waiting for this new Wikipedia called, "Dickepedia"? At Dickepedia, we dick around, ask why it's dicking so long, and make a monument out of dicks. How dicking cool is this?! Dicking soon to a dicksite near your dick! -Dickhole