Eva Mendes Strolls with Ryan Gosling in Bizarre Blue Hat That She May Have Borrowed From the Cookie Monster

Observe poor Ryan Gosling, who is seconds away from discovering that his girlfriend, Eva Mendes, just scalped the Cookie Monster and is wearing the top of his skull as a hat. She's got a Muppet complex, Ryan, her Pops never loved her and now she prowls the Sesame Streets!

Run, Ryan, run, before Eva claps you in chains, locks you in a soundproof dungeon and makes you pretend that you're her Big Bird for ever and ever!