Write a song about how Jacob is so much Sexier. Teach the words to Bella and tell her that if she can sing it constantly for weeks on end, she will win a prize of immortality. Sit back and watch the show.

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11

Try killing Bella. That will really annoy him.

12

Tell loads of girls he loves them and then watch and enjoy!

13

Follow him around all day, staring. When he tells you to stop, or asks what you're doing, reply: "It isn't so romantic, is it?!"

14

Think about Edward/Jacob slash in many details when you're around him.

15

Think about Bella in a sexual way

16

Constantly remind him that he can't have sex with Bella without hurting her. But Jacob could.

17

Repeatedly think Edward Cullen then sing Baby by Justin Bieber in your head

18

Change his ringtone to "Like a Virgin"

19

Picture in your head Edward wearing a toutou and dancing on the Phoenix Ballet Studio

20

When he cleans a room as soon as he leaves, go in and Trash it!!!

21

Constantly ask him if he can read minds all day and when he really gets frustrated think I know you can and he'll scream that he can't!!

22

if you are jacob black then remember bella when he was gione

23

if you are a guy have your shirt off all the time

24

Remind him that his Volvo isn't as sexy as Emmett's Jeep or Carlisle's Mercedes

25

Keep hanging out at his house until he asks who you are and say "Bella's Boyfriend!" than sit back and watch as domestic abuse ensues

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