Collection of programmer’s jokes like various bug reports or types of code, then a few comments and in the end programming languages which are at least weird. Of course you will know some or most of them but I wanted to have them here, so I don’t need to seek them.

Static IP address on Virtual Machine with access to internet
Set up Ubuntu in Virtual machine to be accessible from your computer always under one IP address and still be able to connect to internet from the machine took me a while. Here is my procedure to acquire it.

I am currently working on three computers and it is real pain to get everything synchronized. Of course I am using git repositories and cloud but I still have to get rid of apache server, databases, etc. So I decided to create Virtual Machine which I save on USB drive and try to do it this way.