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Don’t get too excited. Or at all. This story comes from Life&Style so it’s like the time an Australian magazine claimed that Prince Harry and Emma Watson are boyfriend-girlfriend which they are not.
Still, bonus points for creativity. Full Story

The internet blew up on Friday before Oscar weekend because there was a rumour about Prince Hot Harry and Emma Watson. Definitely a Gossip Genie moment.

Supposedly, when Harry heard that Emma is now single, he emailed her to say he wanted to get to know her and they went out, with 12 of her friends, so it wouldn’t be as awkward. There followed a series of “secret dates”.

The problem? The report originated from Woman’s Day magazine in Australia. Woman’s Day is hardly a legit source. (What’s with all the bullsh-t coming out of Aussie tabloids lately?) The fantasy was just so appealing, though, that people ignored the fact that, well, Woman’s Day isn’t exactly known for accuracy. Read Full Intro

As posted yesterday (click here for a refresher), it’s Angelina Jolie Pitt now, official.
Here are some shots of her in London on Tuesday arriving at a meeting with William Hague, all business following the announcement of the launch of the Centre for Women, Peace and Security at the London School Of Economics. Full Story

STAR Magazine is reporting that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes went over to Brange’s for lunch with their baby Esmeralda recently. It was recently announced that Pitt and Gosling would be working on a new film together called The Big Short along with Christian Bale. Full Story

Amal Clooney was photographed at LAX this weekend, reportedly returning to London after spending several weeks with George through the holidays in Cabo and then back in Hollywood for the Golden Globes. That’s a sick leather jacket, non? It’s Versace.
Last week, some had the Clooneys’ alleged $200 million divorce on the cover, which was quickly shot down. Full Story

There’s been a lot of talk about whether or not Beyonce is pregnant because she posted this photo of herself in the sand on Instagram and, as you can see, that could be a baby…
Or it could be her bent legs?
That’s how Michelle Williams explained itFull Story

Page Six reports that Gwyneth Paltrow was seen at dinner with a younger man in New York on Tuesday night. A source told the publication that:
“He had curly, shaggy hair and looked like he was in his 30s. I think they may have been holding hands. Full Story

Prince Hot Harry on a Horse was on his horse this weekend at a polo match. I do like a ginger in red. Uncle Ginger might be an uncle again…that is if you believe Jessica Hay. Hay claims to be an old friend of Katy Cambridge. When Katy was pregnant with Big G, it was Hay who told the media that she was expecting (November 2012) and that she’d be making an announcement the following month. Full Story

The Daily Mail reported the other day that Amal Alamuddin’s ma is pissed that she’s engaged to George Clooney because she was hoping her daughter would marry someone from a different background. Obviously not true. They couldn’t stick with some sh-t about Amal and George fighting over flower arrangements and the guest list. Full Story

The Rogue Relative. So many celebrities have one. The Rogue Relative often makes his/her appearance whenever there’s a celebration or a tragedy. The Rogue Relative is always good for a soundbite. The Rogue Relative isn’t discerning about who s/he gives the soundbite to, which is why the Rogue Relative usually shows up in one of the trashier tabloids, or the Daily Mail. Full Story

Robert Pattinson is in New York on the morning show circuit to promote The Rover. I quite like his sock choice. Out of Cannes, everyone was saying that his performance in the film is the best of his career. He has a supporting role in both The Rover and Maps To The Stars and seems to be settling nicely into a non-lead position. Full Story

Lena Headey was on Kimmel last night and he asked her to drink wine like Cersei Lannister and talk to him in character. F-ck I just like hearing her talk. I like watching her just be… Cersei who, as Duana says, might be the best character on the show. There is always great tension in Cersei’s scenes. Full Story

I’m telling you up front: the following story comes from The Sun in the UK so, you know, we’re not exactly dealing with a great track record on accuracy here. They’re saying that Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are going on a retreat for four days to some spa in California where they’ll spend time doing yoga and hiking and drinking wine and chilling out before B goes on tour with Jay. Full Story

Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night. As I reported earlier this week – click here for a refresher – the two were together at a wedding this past weekend and were fine. Totally together, no signs of trouble, even though some tabloids keep insisting it’s done. Full Story