So Bellmont has dropped the hammer on ol' shaggybevo.com and told them they can no longer use that as a domain name. A replacement domain has not been officially named yet, but the guy in charge of shaggybevo has already registered chrisplonskyisacunt.com.

why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.

why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.

Dude posts a memorial to his departed bulldog, Jeb, and later mentions a neighbor's dog, Stonewall, and some Michigan yankee makes a crack about not having sympathy for anyone with dogs named after Confederate soldiers. The Shaggy collective bands together to use their powers for good instead of evil and crowdsource ban the guy (admission: I participated in said neg-bombing) and as he's waiting for the system to update and his ban to go into effect he mans up, says he was wrong, sends the OP an apology via PM and awaits his own Shaggy fate across the Cyber Rainbow Road. It was like watching Ned Stark waiting to get de-domed. You know you fucked up, you can't stop it, and some assholes are going to enjoy it, so you resign yourself to the inevitability of it and peacefully depart from this realm.

Lost in all the e-peen unsheathing about the ban is the fact that dude is still just like 24 hours removed from losing his buddy. I don't know that I could bring myself to post about Sam that quickly when that terrible day finally comes.

"God has a plan for me and this team. It's obvious I don't need to win [the Heisman] until next year.' Colt f'n McCoy

A piece of comedic genius regarding the possibility of Kyler Murray's visiting OU:

To save us a couple pages of discussion, I've taken the liberty of posting everyone's reaction on their behalf:

Shaggy sunshine pumper: "He just wants to give the appearance of looking around before he commits to Texas! It's happening dot gif!!"

Shaggy chicken little: "Fuuuuuck now we're going to be playing against him for 4 years. He probably takes Lodge and Malik with him, too."

Shuttlesworth/Big Cigar: "Sources indicate that Saban wants out after losing in the semifinals. Saban and Murray to Texas in a package deal is imminent. Mack Brown could still derail it from behind his Twitter keyboard but it won't be because we were wrong."

Other Texas paysite mods: "Source may or may not be able to confirm that something may or may not be happening. Send $9.95 now to read a 10 paragraph article saying exactly that same thing!"

Wes Eberts: *waits 3 days and then tweets it out as 'news'*

Scipio: *writes 4,000 word strawman screed about how you're wrong and stupid and he's right and a genius. Fails to actually mention Kyler Murray*

Liucci: "Every time one of our commits visits OU, we see that old arrogance pop up and our friends in Austin start believing that they own the state. It's like they're willfully forgetting our 2 national championships which were just a short 90 years ago."

Texags poster: "Murray has no class and no character to be taking visits like this. I hope his entire family gets raped with AIDS-infested dicks. We don't need him."

Best Shag thread I have read in a while... dude (obviously gay) has concerns about seeing a hot dermatologist because some of the skin tags he needs to get checked out are "down there," and he describes himself as fat with a small pecker. The thread predictably devolves into numerous posts calling the OP gay and other guys talking about experiences with hot doctors.

My favorite one:

I think I've told this story before, but my wife worked as a medical assistant in a dermatology office before med school. One coworker was a sexy little blonde with decent tits. One day a late thirties dude came in for a check up, blonde hottie did the exam. Dude is in a gown and at full, pulsating attention the whole time. She went to check some of the skin on his thighs and his body couldn't take it. Shot his wad with a vengeance.

Examination ended early. One might say, prematurely.

Runner-up:

Not long after my twin boys were born we took them in for a check-up. Their pediatrician was a foxy little minx. Anyway, one son had something minor going on with his little junk so doc said she'd take a look at it. (slight infection after circumcision iirc). So she lays him on the examining table to check him. Wife and I are standing there watching. Then she gets some lotion and starts rubbing it on the affected area. Well, apparently, I groaned. Doc stops what she is doing, wife stares at me. I pretended to cough and quickly excused myself from the room.

"God has a plan for me and this team. It's obvious I don't need to win [the Heisman] until next year.' Colt f'n McCoy