Aluminum & Mind Control:

TinfoilOnMyhead.com - Sports-conspiracy-guys exposing the TRUTH about the New England Patriots, Chinese Gymnasts, engineered super-athletes, and other sports conspiracies.

AFDB Disney Resistance Squad - "We are a small group of neighbors who live in the Orlando area in very close proximity to Disney World. We have recently discovered that paraterrestrials have been infiltrating the Disney Company for years. They have been scanning our minds then sending out their electromagnetic psychotronic mind control rays. We will not surrender to their subversion and mental enslavement without a fight!"

Project Starshine - NASA is releasing aluminum mirrored orbs -- constructed using child labor -- into orbit ostensibly to "educate" school children, but are they really psychotronic transceivers? (And who is the nefarious man with the eye-patch?)

NEWSFLASH! [2003-01-21] Starshine 3 has re-entered Earth's atmosphere. There are currently no Starshine orbs in the sky, or so THEY claim. However, for safety sake, do not look directly into the night sky, I repeat, do not look directly into the night sky!

S.M.I.N.T. - "Students from Manchester against Invasion by Non-Terrestrials". Features research into aluminium-based anti-Reticulan psionic dampening headgear complete with construction photos and data on relative strengths of British foil brands.

Stop Alien Abductions - Instructions and materials list for the construction of a Velostat-based "thought screen" cap designed specifically to thwart paraterrestrial (a.k.a. alien) mind-control used during abductions.

Foil Fashion, Products, Projects, & Miscellania:

The Invisifier - An aluminum and duct tape sheath for your cellphone to keep the Corporate-Government Complex from tracking you.

My Name Is Phil - Phil has a number of technological innovations that involve aluminum foil, including a Solar-Powered Zaxonian Sun-Catcher and a CIA Alien Invasion Detector. Phil also receives many paraterrestrial transmissions which he sings about in his music videos, available for free download.

United Nuclear - Offers a wide variety of chemicals and metals, available in small orders, including premium grade German dark imported aluminum powder (useful for creating anti-mind-control topical ointments) and RadMax® Radiation Shielding lead sheet.

Eric is Great: tin foil hats - "For the discriminating lunatic." A selection of fashionable AFDB designs, including the Dapper, the Fez, and the trendy Kutcher.

Aluminized Car - How-to instructions for covering your car in aluminum foil. Note: these people are recklessly not wearing AFDBs while out in the open! While we applaud the promotion of Aluminum Shielded Automobiles, we cannot condone the bad influence of showing unaluminized craniums. Please, wrap your head before you wrap your car.

Beerbox Headgear - Great AFDB camouflage. The forces of mind control won't know if you're paranoid or just drunk.

Fork-You.com - The premier website for bending forks with your mind. More challenging than spoons and quite beautiful too.

[While the author of the above site remains agnostic to the exact physics behind the psychofurcular process, I would hypothesize that it is the result of the mentally focused redirection of circumambient psychotronic energy at the fork, causing the metal's latent resonance potential to convert the psychotronic energy into kinetic energy, thus bending the fork in on itself. If this is true, then there are two testable conclusions that can be drawn: 1) Incidents of mental forkbending will increase in proportion to the growth of the source of the requisite energy -- namely, the ever-expanding psychotronic emissions of the forces of mind control. 2) Purely mental forkbending would be impossible in a properly constructed aluminum shielded enclosure as there would be no source of psychotronic energy available for mental redirection and kinetic conversion. The former conclusion will take years to accurately measure. However, the latter could be easily tested by simply placing a forkbender in a sealed, solid aluminum box and seeing if any bent forks result. If she is unable to mentally bend forks under these conditions, then my hypothesis would stand.]

Metallic Yarns - Aluminum deposited yarns that can be knitted into hats. While deflective head gear made only out of this yarn may not offer you total security, it can be used in conjunction with a standard AFDB as an AFDB cozy. Perfect for the lady who is both paranoid and crafty!

SPACE® Brand EMERGENCY BAG - From MPI Outdoors. Made from high quality polyester film with a precise vacuum deposition of radar-reflective pure aluminum, this bag will provide full body coverage, giving you maximum psychotronic protection -- plus it retains your body heat!

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