NUCLEAR WAR TO START SEPTEMBER 12, 2006

HAVE YOU HEARD? NUCLEAR WAR IS GOING TO START SEPTEMBER 12, 2006 AROUND THE GREAT RIVER EUPHRATES. I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT IT'S WORTH CHECKIN OUT!! THERS'S MORE INFO @ WWW.YISRAYLHAWKINS.COM. THERE ARE EVEN A FEW BLOG/VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE.COM

2. I went to Hawkins' web site, and another of his issues is avian flu. Is Warner7 the online handle for Bernie? ;-)

3. The world can't end on September 12, 2006, because every Sub Genius knows that the true end will be on July 5, 1998--whenever that date really comes. But it's already been and gone, you say? Nonsense! The Conspiracy has you fooled! (I wonder what the real date is, though...)

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I'm kind of hoping that this nuclear war will happen in the few hours that we have left. I just hate this era of human history. Much of the social/economic progress that we've made in the past few decades is starting to be undone. People are having to work more than 40 hours a week, many for wages that just won't support a family of four anymore. And of course, there's the backlash against the lessened restrictions on "indecency and obscenity" that were a hallmark of the '90s. I really don't like where we're at right now. I say, "HOORAY FOR THE MUSHROOM CLOUD, HARBINGER OF SALVATION!"

Oh, and if that is Bernie, I'm surprised that he hasn't made any racist comments about John Kerry's ancestry yet.

nuclear war! that is so 80's by the way have we found another planet to move to yet. I mean let's leave all the people who want to shit up for the rest of us here and then will go find some where else to party!