Nick News was such a buzz kill after All That. The difference between Keenan and Kel being silly bitches and kids talking about issues that *should* be important to young children (they weren't) was like coming down after a week of morphine.

Colbert has sucked since he got his own show. He was good on the Daily Show, but he seems totally unfunny on his own show, which is really confusing because it's the same writers, both Stewart and Colbert included.

when the f*ck did the democrats become the "rebellious class".
seems like every other politically retarded kid at my school, who wants to be "rebellious" says they're democrat. i hate republicans, but make sure to share the love to the twice as hypocritical party the democrats run. one look at their presidential line up is proof.

lol CNN MSNBC and ABC all cover celebrity news exclusively, FOX only covers it part of the time, the rest of the time it's partisan tripe.
Seriously any one who gets their news from cable or talk radio is a moron.

There's a difference between liberalism and being a Democrat. According to many political ideologists, Bush is considered to be a liberal. It's not liberals and conservatives, it's Democrats and Republicans; liberals and realists. Liberalism is a paradigm for a set of ideas, regardless of being Democrat or Republican.

I'm sorry, if you think what Sestet wrote requires a thesaurus, and that those are inconceivably big words for someone to use without overly thinking about it... well, you're either an average teenager or a retarded adult.

Protip: If you don't have anything interesting or funny to contribute to a discussion, just post random and unrelated insults until they stop arguing. This will win you the internets and cause people to assume you must have an absolutely gigantic c*ck in real life as well.

The apocalypse will start soon as I get around to unleashing a zombie virus. When one considers how much of a lazy bastard I am, I suggest you remind your grandkids to buy their spawn a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. You know, when your offspring's offspring have offspring.

Oh come on. We all know news outlets are unbiased sources of information **Cough bullsh*t cough cough** and all reporters are paragons of heavenly virtue **cough Geraldo Rivera cough cough** and would never lie to us **cough Dan Rather cough cough**

I still say if our founding fathers were around today they'd all call us a bunch of pussies. For the people by the people hasn't existed in a real long rime. There is no democracy in this country and we're far from even being a republic.

The difficulty with the idea of bringing grassroots democracy back to America is that we have far too many uneducated people here who would be unable to make well-founded decisions on issues that (really) matter. As it stands, said people already vote for the politicians they see on TV and never even think of doing a little research beforehand.

I'm not implying that we need a strict definition of democracy in this country. A lot of the people here don't even know a politicians political beliefs they vote based on appearance, charisma and character. I still believe if John Kerry didn't have the face of a horse and wasn't married to a loud mouth bitch he would have won. I just think citizens should have more control in what effects this country and politicians should have a little less than they do right now.

Because when you can get tazed in this country for asking a question your Bill of Rights has gone out the window. I don't care if he was being a douchebag and questioning authority. This country was founded on questioning authority and nowadays asking a question results in getting tazed.

This is why my solution to improving the government is a required exam that asks what candidates have made what statements (chosen by the candidate to avoid biasing the voters) in order to vote. If you don't know what the candidates actually stand for, you don't get to select them! Also, it'd be text-only unless you have an actual handicap and in English.

Of course, a test of such kind is unconstitutional. It probably would also reveal that a good portion of the voting-age American citizenry is embarrassingly illiterate (LOL OMG CARRIE SAY WUT) and would likely result in cries of racism from inner-city communities. God bless America.

Look it up actually the US was only technically a democracy for like 4 years. The founding fathers created a Democracy it was not practical, they scrapped it and created a Republic. Despite what you may have learned from "Civilizations" a Republic is actually far more complex and versatile. btw StupidBoring*ssh*le they pretty much did, each state picked individuals who were to be educated on the political system and if as a group they came to a unanimous consensus that their state had voted stupidly they would essentially be able to change how that state votes and suffer the repercussions or reap the benefits later. This is the electoral college and because of the potential for corruption along with other reasons in all except for 4 states they can no longer do anything except sit and watch how their state votes, and then are forced to agree.

I still say the story of our founding fathers would be alot more interesting if it were told in the form of an anime starring a cast entirely comprised of scantly clad catgirls fighting historical battles with cunnilingus and vibrators.

"The founding fathers created a Democracy"
Wrong. The founders first had the articles of confederation, which made the former colony states in to a loose knit organization. Then certain folks like Alexander Hamilton wanted to centralize power, so they pushed for and got the Constitution.

Democrats love white chocolate minus the strawberry filling, bounce on orange trampolines that they call Bill, and they ride unicorns to baptisms and congressional meetings. Republicans listen to Johnny Cash only on Thursdays,and every other Tuesday (unless there's a unpaid holiday), eat chocolate pudding from dog bowls, and drive elephants with XXL size briefs on their heads. And when it comes to politics on YTMND, everyone makes stereotypes of their "opposing" party. Can't we all just get along?

Greens are nice people who want to do the right thing, but are quite confused and are unaware that many of their ideas would lead to tyranny.
Constitutional Party members claim to uphold liberty and the constitution, but turn a blind eye to the evangelical depreciations of liberty.

My biggest regret is that I can't upvote this comment in good conscious since this man is nothing but a no good lowdown carpetbagger! FEDERALISTS FOREVER (just a side note I actually frigging hated the federalists +1)

Fox is actually the only network that has both conservative and liberal commentators (hannity and colmes for ex)... CNN has a huge left-wing bias...but LOL ITS FUN TO BASH FOX BECAUSE LIBERALS ARE THE FREE THINKING SMART PEOPLE

Sometimes they are and sometimes they aren't. REALLY aren't. But Fox's owner has been shown to influence the line-up and political bias of the news broadcast, and liberal commentators or guests are usually either toothless or belittled. Also, c*cks.

To be a liberal means your so smart you can never be wrong no matter what the results. To be a conservative means that no matter how fair and hard working you are you are always a racist and a red neck.

The two parties were designed to create the illusion that you have a choice. Two sides of the same coin with the purpose of making us fight against each other instead of focusing on the source, which controls both parties behind the scenes. Divide/conquer. Millions deceived. If you don't believe me look at what you're doing. Boohoo liberals suck. No boohoo conservatives do. While you all are arguing about which wrong is less wrong, the elite are getting what they want no matter who appears to be in charge.

I'm republican...
why the hell do we care about larry craig? what he does in the bathroom is none of my business. I prefer to urinate and defecate in there without tapping my foot, but that's what makes him happy, so idc
also, 80% of homophobes have repressed homosexual tendencies, whereas just over a quarter of non-homophobes do...

The "we're all going to die unless you the public live below the EU as communists and cut down on your carbon and enjoy being taxed, oh and we'll increase the license fee again to cut down on your carbon footprints you evil population of britain!!!!11ones" BBC.

Watching PBS is like walking in and out of the enterence to Wal*Mart over and over again and each time getting bugged by D.A.R.E. kids to buy something overpriced and useless... when all you want to do is go inside and watch married people argue and fight over buying Bagel Bites.

A quote from my friend: "Just because a News channel tells the truth, and the truth happens to make you mad, it doesn't mean they're communists."
By no stretch of the imagination am I saying that any news channel is telling the truth, per se, but they're a helluva lot closer to it than Fox News.