Barack Obama: "You can have my 3G iphone when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

WASHINGTON (Ucs News) – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama surprised his staff and reporters today when he showed them his new 3G iphone. Obama a self confessed Gadget aficionado is a personal friend of Apple CEO Steve Jobs. According to Obama “It just came in the mail, I’ll thrilled.” Obama has been seen with the first generation iphone but his close associates knew the Illinois senator was looking forward to Apple’s released of a speedier, more sophisticated version of its much-touted iPhone.

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