“I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on,” Paul said. “If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and fifty dollars in cash, I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him.”

Classic! Rob a liquor store and get zapped by a Reaper. No USC student will be safe.

In the spirit of Rand Paul’s sense of proportionality, I propose we use AT-ATs to crush D.C. drivers cited for moving violations:

And the Death Star to obliterate communities that charge a tax on plastic grocery bags: