1,200 Give Or Take 100

I feel so close to you all. That’s why I know I can ask you or tell you anything. So, here’s the thing. When I post something long and rambling like I did yesterday, could you kindly wait 6-8 hours before you read it?

You see, during that time, I’ll notice approximately 1,200 grammatical errors or details I left out the first fifty times I edited and revised my post.

So, if you could just promise not to read my stuff right away, I’ll be able to fix all 1,200 mistakes without worrying that someone already saw and took note of each and every one of them.