Model: "Hurrah! Now I can pay off my crippling chest-wax debt! Tell me, what can I expect when I arrive?"

Casting Person: "Some lights left over from an old ad campaign, a bit of glitter foil and a sub-par catering table, I'm afraid."

Model: "I see. Well, at least there will be food. Though I don't eat very much. I am a model, you see. What should I wear?"

Casting Person: "Just jeans will be fine."

Model: "Okay jeans and t-shirt, got it."

Casting Person: "No. Just jeans."

Model: "Ah. And what sort of rehearsal will there be?"

Casting Person: "Unfortunately we spent the bulk of our budget on the lights and foil I was telling you about. So, the choreography will have to be learned over the course of about 20 minutes, primarily from a dated aerobics workout tape."

Model: "Hmm. Well, all that aside, it's still Alexandra Burke isn't it, so I'm rather excited even so."

Casting Person: "Yes, I can understand that, but I feel you should know that she will be dancing alongside you in the clip"