Magnum Has Something To Say; Wednesday Movember 22 2017

Heeeeeey, it’s Chad’s moustache Magnum. You ever wonder if there’s some sort of moustache afterlife? I do. Not all mo’s last forever. Some are shaven off way too young. Perhaps, we all go to some sort of heaven surrounded by all the milk a moustache could want. Cookie crumbs galore. We all sit around listening to Jim Croce and Queen telling Dad jokes watching “Smoky and the Bandit” all day every day. Or moustache hell. Oh man. Non stop nose tickles and windowless van jokes. Pretentious women acting like they’re not impressed fawning over the hairless wonder Justin Bieber. Anyway, moustaches to moustaches, dusters to dusters, we all go. But men, look after yourself. This is Chad’s moustache Magnum for Movember and men’s health reminding you that man may make the moustache, but the moustache also makes the man.