Caught a chick stealing a Pokemon game from a kids backpack, once I told her I was going to let the kid know, she said she would blow me! She walked with me to my house as we lived a couple streets away from each other. She actually blew me and 2 days later gave the game back to the kid.
So yea I have accepted a bribe. I got my first Blowjob and the kid got his game back!!

Boosting people's self confidence and improving the day of passersby. By making people happy you add to the overall positive attitude of a region. The denser happiness is in an area, the further it spreads. The ultimate goal is world peace... our projected sales numbers are in the twos and threes of units sold.