Alternatively known as the "hunchbunch" pack alpha, stormy is a large white, ugly ass, male whose real name is Radni. Stormy rolls with the hunchbunch which consists of 4 males with abnormally shaped spinal cords; usually caused by over excessive time spent playing video games, yet gain no skill in any game they play. Stormy cannot bear the weight of more than 5 pounds. Proof exists as a documentors (students) recorded this incident when Stormy could not curl 5 pound weights at school. To be a Stormy is on par with tkitch(refer to definition). If Stormy were to reproduce the fall of mankind may be imminent, seek shelter immediately if:

A. Stormy is around ugly ass women who find him attractive.

B. Stormy is in the immediate area.

C. If Stormy attempts to contact you via online or in person.

If Stormy knows you in person and tries to befriend you, you must resist the urge to laugh as he will rage at any fault you point out, and there are MANY. You're best bet i to STAY AWAY.

Person 1: "Hey man, did hear about the new game coming out next year?"

a girl that loves black guys, quotes familyguy 24/7, buttercup from the powerpuff girls..you know the lesbian one :),wears too many bracelets to count,has purple hair that makes her look like grimace ronald mcdonald's artisitic friend,yells alot,is like an inside out oreo black on the inside white on the outside, and has a crippled knee.

1) a tramp
2) a manky skank that opens her legs for anything
3) does not know what a Buttplug is
4) cant have a fight with the most awesomest people in the world because she will break
5) has tramatizing memories of her past (i.e. step dad..ex's..boyfriends)
6) any relationship she has will end in EPIC failure

you know that chick Stormy?

yeah, i did her the other night and she gave me herpes, aids, stds, and crabs!

dangg, that sucks dude. good thing i ditched her last night in the garbage bin!