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The Morning After: Tuesday, September 26th 2017

Need a better grip on your Wiimote? Try handcuffs

We've been telling you non-stop about those errant Wiimotes that seem to be taking out everything from people to windows ever since they first hit the streets. And yes, to its credit, Nintendo appears to be including better straps and is advising people to just chill out when they get their Wii on. However, if you want to be absolutely, 100 percent certain that your Wiimote isn't going to go anywhere, you may want to handcuff it to your wrist as this fellow Karunga did. Next meme: pictures of Wiimotes attached to severed hands hanging from gaping holes.