A Sorted regular, we've previously featured Fallon for beating up a Mirror photographer, running dodgy flooring and property businesses and being the figure behind a bogus charity.

Most recently, we revealed how he was acting as the director of invalid-buggy firm Discount Scooters Ltd, of Camberley, Surrey - despite being a bankrupt and disqualified company director.

Following our piece, the DTI decided to prosecute. On Monday, Fallon, 38, was sentenced at Guildford Crown Court after admitting two counts of acting as a company director while an undischarged bankrupt.

When the DTI investigators moved in, Fallon tampered with evidence, using correction fluid to obscure his signature on incriminating documents.

"This was a blatant attempt to conceal his role," said Annabell Maxwell-Scott, prosecuting.

Fallon, who lives in a luxury detached house in exclusive Lightwater, Surrey, did very nicely out of Discount Scooters.

Besides his salary, the company gave him a £750 holiday, lent him a Chrysler Jeep at a rental cost of £7,000 and paid £12,000 to do up his Mercedes. Marc Willers, defending, said: "He accepts that he strayed beyond the boundaries."

Now for the depressing part.

Judge Keith Bassingthwaighte said: "This offence is a serious matter"... before handing out a paltry sentence of 120 hours' community service.

This is a disgrace. We've since asked consumer minister Melanie Johnson to push the courts to enforce the maximum two years in prison for this offence.

Fallon remains at large and is still at Discount Scooters, preying on the elderly and infirm.