Local man wearing beanie indoors is clearly a hardcore slave to fashion

Winter has settled in, and with it comes the many fashion accessories that provide warmth in the colder weather. On the occasions that we indulge in modern society’s obsession with eating breakfast in cafes, we’ve noticed people wearing beanies indoors.

Considering the ample heating available in such dining establishments, the wearing of a beanie inside is totally unnecessary. In conclusion, we have decided that people wearing beanies indoors are absolute hardcore slaves to fashion.

We salute their commitment to looking cool, even though it actually makes them look like a pillock, therefore achieving the exact opposite of their original intention.