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Hey Leah!
It was great to hear from you! I am glad you are taking a stab at this fun satirical website- I am interested in following how it plays out–everyone needs humor in the workplace!
The site looks really nice- I can tell you have worked hard on it.
I do hope you are well and are enjoying your year. Things are good here at Miami…I am leaving for Chicago tomorrow to present at NASPA IV East with a graduate student. So, I am going to head to bed, but I hope to catch up with you soon.
Miss You,
Sarah

Just a comment on the new look — I find that the large red banners make it more difficult to focus on the text, and while some may prefer summaries with links, I found it easier to just scroll down to see what was new.

Hal,
Thanks for the feedback. Our webmaster is going to change the red banners to gray or black. We had the same reaction a couple weeks ago when we saw a demo. Hopefully, you’ll see some other tweaks that make it more readable, too.

Sarah – Done! I’m getting quite handy with this here website.
Hal – We’ve softened the harsh edges of the red and the lettering. Should be easier on the eye while we tinker with the text. Still a work in progress, but getting there.