Category: Comedy

Happy Valentines Day, happy Humanstein readers! As a special treat for everyone, I’ve made a set of Humanstein Valentine composed of various things that I love in an effort to help you express your love! Below you’ll find a full sheet of printable Humanstein Valentines as well as individual versions of each of the 9, count ’em 9 […]

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa. I’m your host, Nathan “The King of Christmas” Steinmetz, and I’ve gone ahead and baked you all up a little holiday treat. Kind of. Normally, and by normally I mean occasionally, I put out a Christmas special. I did this for the first time back in the hazy […]

As you may well know, I am both a connoisseur of terrible foods and a tastemaker. There is no other reason why I received death threats over my article about why pineapple on pizza is disgusting. The only reason that could have happened is because I must be a tastemaker of such renown and import that […]

I eat a lot of food. I seek out the novel, the unique, and the unlikely. I am a cosmonaut exploring a wide galaxy of flavor, texture, and artificial food coloring. I long for the thrill of a new hamburger, I hunger for the excitement of limited edition cereal. These desires are frequently satisfied, but […]

We live in a beautiful world, one full of choice, variety, and pizza. And we all love pizza don’t we? Just the other day a friend of mine told me about a pizza she had from Schiano’s New York style pizza and she said she absolutely loved it, so why don’t we talk about the […]