I know enough about your sad little team but I admit I dont pay much attention to worthless football clubs in pointless leagues.. you and that little backwards village you call home are welcome to it.

Wow, seriously? You spent your time searching google for information about it, just so you could feign knowledge, and try to argue back to me? Well here's the thing, you worthless piece of southern cunt glory hunting shite: you're a fucking moron.

1. I'm glad you said it's my team. Because it reminded me that Everywhere-but-Manchester United (the full legit name, Fergie told me, we're good mates.) isn't your team. You only claim to support them because they're so good, and they always win shit. Maybe you didn't switch this year, but if City win a couple more titles, you can bet your own arse you'll switch.

2. You don't pay much attention? Well yeah, as I said, you don't know fuck all about the sport. Probably never even watched a match before, you probably watch highlights and read Match of the Day articles so you can enter discussions about it.

3. I don't come from Maccelsfield, nor do I support them. That was just a joke to prove that you're a bloody moron. But backward? EVERYBODY IN MACCELSFIELD IS A MANC. In that "backwards ass village", most of them are United or City supporters, even if it's just in addition to being Maccelsfield supporters. It's a fucking town IN MANCHESTER. You. Dumb. TWAT.

4. Worthless clubs? Pointless leagues? I'll tell you one thing, sonny jim. Nearly all of these fancy ass players who you probably don't even know the names or numbers of apart from Rooney, mostly came from "worthless" clubs in "pointless" leagues. That's how they get discovered, before going to better teams. Pointless? I think not. Nick Powell, the new United youngster, came from Crewe Alexandra. That's a Stoke team. He's from Stoke. I bet you won't insult him though, because he's gonna be playing at Old Trafford now, in front of a bunch of chinks, Americans, and queers from London like you. And when a Maccelsfield player gets spotted by a big team, you won't insult him either, will you? Mhm, no you won't.

5. It doesn't matter how far down a team is. All teams get wins, all teams score goals. A real fan, or rather SUPPORTER, (which you can't be called since you don't support United in anyway possible) doesn't stop supporting a team because they're not successful. They follow their team wherever they go, because it's not just about the trophies and shit. It's about fucking pride, son. People with brains support their local team, because they're the representatives of their city, their town, whatever. You don't come from Manchester, you wouldn't have the passion, you wouldn't know. The lower teams aren't worthless clubs, you scrawny little fuck. Their fans choose to support them, and not some big fancy-ass club based around money and hispanics, because that's where they come from. They enjoy watching their shitty teams play, because no matter how shit they are, it's their hometown. Why don't you support Tottenham? Arsenal? Chelsea? West Ham? Watford? Oh wait, they're not the fucking best. They don't win that much, you need to be on the winning side, don't you, you little pussy? I feel sorry for legit Manchester United fans, regardless of where they come from, who have to be mistaken for the likes of you disgusting fucking pricks.

So yeah, you wanted to go off the tangent and make it personal in the first place, so I thought I'd expand a little.

Stoke City's my team, by the way. Inb4 you say some typical shit like "They're a shit team, they don't win fuck all!"