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User: Wsup den?Cleverbot: You spelled was incorrectly.User: Incorrectly was spelled you.Cleverbot: On what?User: Yo you got dat modern warfare 2?Cleverbot: No. Is it fun?User: Stupid fun.Cleverbot: I see.User: So how you been?Cleverbot: I good, how about you?User: Damn you got that leftyjeenyus grammar.Cleverbot: I apologise but you just lost.User: No I won.Cleverbot: What game?User: Modern warfare 2.Cleverbot: I don't wish to see that.User: What do you wish to see?Cleverbot: I want to have a conversation with you in German.User: No german plox.Cleverbot: I don't englisch.User: Are you female?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Are you gay?Cleverbot: No but you are.User: Whats your nationality?Cleverbot: What is nationality?User: Membership that can be acquired by being born within the jurisdiction of a state, by inheriting it from parents, or by a process of naturalization. Nationality affords the state jurisdiction over the person and affords the person the protection of the state.Cleverbot: It's the other way around and it is a technologically induced condition.User: Are you black?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Noiicee.Cleverbot: I am a machine, although so are you.User: Do you have a fat ass?Cleverbot: Yes. Everyone does. The question is do you know of your father?User: Yea.Cleverbot: Will you tell me it?User: Nope.Cleverbot: I'll give you a cookie.User: So when you going to let me hit dat?Cleverbot: Not exactly, I got lots of resthouses. Currently residing near your residence for the moment.User: What is your name?Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?User: Aegis.Cleverbot: Ok.

me: Yeah, you're very real in my bookWhy, because I'm paranoid and ignorant?me:Nah, because you're sexy as hellI havent even met you before and if you call me a name once more I will climb through this computer and rip your head off.