“It is easy to see what the ad is really selling … Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising,” said the One Million Moms website of this Zesty Italian Dressing ad. I guess that means they don’t want their salad tossed by this guy? Let the record reflect that this is the same group who got all whipped up over the rainbow Oreo cookie. [iVillage]

The next step after child stardom: porn stardom. Well, at least these famous kids went XXX. [College Candy]

Your summer fling must involve long walks on the beach, outdoor hookups and dance-offs. [Tres Sugar]

“Daddies” are on the rise. What you need to know about Gay Daddies, Silver Daddies, Muscle Daddies, Bears, Leather Daddies, Big Daddies, and Daddy-Lovers. [NYMag.com]

Russell Brand claims to have had nine orgasms that one night in Dublin. [Evil Beet Gossip]

Leolah Brown, sister to Bobby Brown and aunt to Bobbi Kristina was kicked out of her niece’s funeral yesterday after verbally lashing at Pat Houston Bobbi Kristina’s former manager as well as sister-in-law to Bobbi Kristina’s mother Whitney Houston. Phew. That was a mouthful.