On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A collar to keep away fleas! On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Two rawhide chews And a collar to keep away fleas! On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me Three slow squirrels Two rawhide chews, And a collar to keep away fleas! On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Four long walks Three slow squirrels, Two rawhide chews, And a collar to keep away fleas! Where were we? Um, On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Twelve hours of napping Eleven toys a squeaking, Ten crotches for sniffing, Nine mailmen running, Eight hands a'petting, Seven treats for crunching, Six smelly shoes, FIVE NEUT-ERED VETS! Four long walks, Three slow squirrels, Two rawhide chews and cute labradoodle puppies! Hope you get everything you want this Christmas!