Liquid Yohimbe

Yohimbe isn't an ebonic translation of Hamlet, it's a
"potent prosexual stimulant" made from a tree -- more
specifically, a wild African bark. (And if you've ever heard
a wild African bark... ah, forget it.) Well damn, it's
gotta be potent, 'cause that secret ingredient in the
1-ounce sample we have on hand only makes up 25 percent of
the bottle's content... the other 75 percent is grain
alcohol.

Spontaneous erections, psychic stimulation, and even mild
psychedelic effects are laid claim to in the literature, but
we decided to try this stuff out on the wife and see what
really happens. A couple of drops in her
café latte, and half an hour later she was running
around the den with her panties on her head. Needless
to say, both of us were late to work.