While they won't be dumbing down their already crude lineup of shows, Science Channel officials assured viewers that the network will continue to cater to the lowest common denominator and will keep airing embarrassingly base content completely stripped of all intellectual integrity. Officials also noted that the cable channel greatly values the 18- to 45-year-old demographic of louts, clods, and empty-headed dumb fucks.

Does anyone actually like these? They are so fucking obvious. Most of the girls that have had this were already nice in their natural state, now they can't ever show that shit without everyone knowing they are fucking fake.