Teresa says, “If you are going to dick off at work, give me 1-3 minutes of your time.”

Watching football this weekend got us thinking.

Q: Where are all the black kickers?

Q: How does Thom Brennamen keep getting football jobs? We grew up with Marty in our ears and the kid just doesn’t cut it. We got the feeling Aikman was about to choke out mouthy Thommy.

Q: At what point does Urban Meyer fire his offensive coordinator?

Q: Did you see Jim Schwartz wearing his aviator glasses and with his hair looking fucking fabulous? Folks, this guy is the next big thing. Don’t believe our bullshit? You’ll see. He’ll win and drop panties. Give him 3-4 years.