What Santa Will Leave Under the Tree for the SEC

It is a well known fact that Santa Claus is a big fan of the SEC and will certainly not forget the conference as he begins to make his rounds tonight. What isn’t as well known, until now, is that Santa has shared with Razorbackexpats.com what he’ll be leaving under the conference’s tree in Birmingham, Alabama. If you have an idea of whatelse Santa should include besides what you find below, please put that in the comment section, for we hear that Santa is also a big fan of the site and checks it often, that is when he is not checking on who has been naughty or nice.

Haircare Products

For Arkansas’ own Courtney Fortson. If like Samson his power is in his hair, all Razorback fans want to see his dreads well taken care of.

A DVD of the 2004 SEC Championship Game

For Auburn fans as they might want to look towards their past for the forseeable future in regard to football thrills and comforts. With Gene Chizik at the helm and Nick Saban and the Tide on the rise, Auburn fans will enjoy seeing their Tigers win the SEC again, again, again, again, and again as long as they stay in 2004.

Ten Free Sessions of Family Counseling

Tennessee’s fans asked Santa for this once they heard that Monte Kiffin would be working for his inexperienced son as the Vols’ defensive coordinator. This working relationship is bound to have its bumps on Rocky Top in the seasons ahead.

A Time Machine

For Darren McFadden at the request of Arkansas fans. Darren McFadden can go back in time to play his senior year at Arkansas, get the Hogs to a bowl game, win said game, and then get drafted by a team other than the Oakland Raiders.

A New Pair of Angel Wings

Is it really true that everytime a bell rings, Tim Tebow gets a new pair of wings? Florida fans think so, for they have rung some bells and have asked Santa for some new wings for Tebow, so this most sanctified college football player by the media (yeah, I am looking at you Gary Danielson) can fly over the OU defense when he isn’t running through it.

The Name and Number of a Good Money Manager

For the millionaires who just got richer, Phil Fulmer and Tommy Tuberville, they could use someone in these dangerous economic times to wisely guide them in where to put their money.

A Tape of the 2004 Cotton Bowl

Requested by Ole Miss fans who have paid attention to Houston Nutt’s bowl record and this year’s Texas Tech team. That Manning boy will lead them to victory over Oklahoma State again, again, and again as long as the rewind button keeps working in Oxford.

A Pair of Rose Colored Glasses

A gift to Nolan Richardson from Arkansas fans who would like him to remember the good times more clearly than the bad times at Arkansas as he soon comes out of his exile and back into the fold of Bud Walton arena.