Congratulations on such a well crafted displacement activity. I usually clean bathrooms and then I have nothing to show for it. You know, since the five year old marks his territory in there at hourly intervals. Maybe next time I'll scribe a poem!

But then, I'm sure they're hardened street moose, coats dyed in their colors and wearing antlers all forked a certain way. They're takin' no sh1t from that herd of pansy-@ss, uptown elk squattin' on the bridge...