The Saga of the Great Pumpkin

Hi
everybody

- Next time I won't enter the Trader
Joe's "Guess the weight of the Pumpkin" contest. I failed to
note that the prize was the pumpkin!!!! Neither the soup kitchen nor the food
pantry wanted this 123 lb. pumpkin. I don't know why. Got any
good recipes and a chain saw?
love, The great pumpkin