Movie TaglineThe power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

CharactersThe Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.Hera: Goddess of being an evil b**ch. Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time. Killed by being tossed into a volcano. Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.___________

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Things I Learned From This MovieAncient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Movie TaglineThe power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

CharactersThe Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.Hera: Goddess of being an evil b**ch. Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time. Killed by being tossed into a volcano. Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.___________

Plot summary_________________________________

Things I Learned From This MovieAncient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Movie TaglineThe power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

CharactersThe Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.Hera: Goddess of being an evil b**ch. Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time. Killed by being tossed into a volcano. Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.___________

Plot summary_________________________________

Things I Learned From This MovieAncient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Movie TaglineThe power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

CharactersThe Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.Hera: Goddess of being an evil b**ch. Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time. Killed by being tossed into a volcano. Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.___________

Plot summary_________________________________

Things I Learned From This MovieAncient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Movie TaglineThe power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

CharactersThe Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.Hera: Goddess of being an evil b**ch. Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time. Killed by being tossed into a volcano. Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.___________

Plot summaryDr. Frankenstein begins to realize that maybe his creation do need a spark of the divine in order to be not homicidal souless monsters. But where to get that spark. Why from the ancient greek panthelon of course. So, taking his latest creation,s still lifeless body, and some scientific gizmoes. The good doctor travels to the Bermuda triangle. Using his devices, he is able to activates the triangle's time wormhole and send himself back to the ancient world. Eventually making his way to Greece (how he suruved the travel from Bermuda to the Mediterranian in only a small tug boat is never really explained) He sets up shop.

He builds himself a crude altar and using a phongrapg, records himself calling Zeus a pansy. He sets up the records underneath the monster's body and simply waits. Now we all know Zeus wasn't exactly the most reasonable god on Olympus and no sooner said then done,, but a thunderbolt zaps the monster brining it to life.

At first the plan seems to work, as the creature waits a full ten minutes before wresting a satr to the ground. Then its off to the local village for some good old fashion monster on the loose fun. Zeus, totally passing the buck to his son, demands that Hercules stops the new Frankenstein's monster.

Things I Learned From This MovieAncient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Movie TaglineThe power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

CharactersThe Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.Hera: Goddess of being an evil b**ch. Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time. Killed by being tossed into a volcano. Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.___________

Plot summaryDr. Frankenstein begins to realize that maybe his creation do need a spark of the divine in order to be not homicidal souless monsters. But where to get that spark. Why from the ancient greek panthelon of course. So, taking his latest creation,s still lifeless body, and some scientific gizmoes. The good doctor travels to the Bermuda triangle. Using his devices, he is able to activates the triangle's time wormhole and send himself back to the ancient world. Eventually making his way to Greece (how he suruved the travel from Bermuda to the Mediterranian in only a small tug boat is never really explained) He sets up shop.

He builds himself a crude altar and using a phongrapg, records himself calling Zeus a pansy. He sets up the records underneath the monster's body and simply waits. Now we all know Zeus wasn't exactly the most reasonable god on Olympus and no sooner said then done,, but a thunderbolt zaps the monster brining it to life.

At first the plan seems to work, as the creature waits a full ten minutes before wresting a satr to the ground. Then its off to the local village for some good old fashion monster on the loose fun. Zeus, totally passing the buck to his son, demands that Hercules stops the new Frankenstein's monster.

Things I Learned From This MovieAncient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

QuotesHercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades! May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?

Dr. Frankenstein: I have a created a new bride for you my godly creation. A bride fitting.Frankenstein's Monster: Uh-uh me Zeus now.Hera-Bride: Like Hades I'll be his Bride!!!

Dr. Frankenstein (to Zeus): I have done something no mortal man has ever done! I have created LIFE!!!(Zeus takes a piece of clay, molds it into a person and it comes to life, all in a matter of seconds)Dr. Frankenstein (jealously muttering): Show off.

Movie TaglineThe power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

CharactersThe Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.Hera: Goddess of being an evil b**ch. Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time. Killed by being tossed into a volcano. Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.Hades: God of the Underworld. Doesn't really do much except lurk and swirl his cape around. He might also be Dracula. The movie is unclear on that point.

Plot summaryDr. Frankenstein begins to realize that maybe his creation do need a spark of the divine in order to be not homicidal souless monsters. But where to get that spark. Why from the ancient greek panthelon of course. So, taking his latest creation,s still lifeless body, and some scientific gizmoes. The good doctor travels to the Bermuda triangle. Using his devices, he is able to activates the triangle's time wormhole and send himself back to the ancient world. Eventually making his way to Greece (how he suruved the travel from Bermuda to the Mediterranian in only a small tug boat is never really explained) He sets up shop.

He builds himself a crude altar and using a phongrapg, records himself calling Zeus a pansy. He sets up the records underneath the monster's body and simply waits. Now we all know Zeus wasn't exactly the most reasonable god on Olympus and no sooner said then done,, but a thunderbolt zaps the monster brining it to life.

At first the plan seems to work, as the creature waits a full ten minutes before wresting a satr to the ground. Then its off to the local village for some good old fashion monster on the loose fun. Zeus, totally passing the buck to his son, demands that Hercules stops the new Frankenstein's monster.

Things I Learned From This MovieAncient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

QuotesHercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades! May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?

Dr. Frankenstein: I have a created a new bride for you my godly creation. A bride fitting.Frankenstein's Monster: Uh-uh me Zeus now.Hera-Bride: Like Hades I'll be his Bride!!!

Dr. Frankenstein (to Zeus): I have done something no mortal man has ever done! I have created LIFE!!!(Zeus takes a piece of clay, molds it into a person and it comes to life, all in a matter of seconds)Dr. Frankenstein (jealously muttering): Show off.

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CharactersJohn Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.______________________

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Things I Learned From This MovieUnderpants are the things that matter, not socks._______________________________________

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Questions fell but no one stopped to listenThat eternity was just a dawn awayAnd the rest was sure to comeLeaves, caught in winter's ice

CharactersJohn Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks."Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit. ___________

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Things I Learned From This MovieUnderpants are the things that matter, not socks._______________________________________

CharactersJohn Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks."Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.___________

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Things I Learned From This MovieUnderpants are the things that matter, not socks._______________________________________

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

CharactersJohn Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks."Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.___________

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Things I Learned From This MovieUnderpants are the things that matter, not socks._______________________________________

Stuff to Watch for0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit____________________________

CharactersJohn Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks."Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.___________

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Things I Learned From This MovieUnderpants are the things that matter, not socks._______________________________________

Stuff to Watch for0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit____________________________