And THAT is not easy to do -- since I have so many of them and have been blogging now for TEN YEARS. It has been TWO YEARSsince any new posting has made it to the top ten of the heap, and just as a REMINDER, here is Number ONE:

The FUNNIEST THING is that since I captured the above image from LINKED-IN a year or so ago, Lindsey has CHANGED IT, to something YOUNGER -- and "AIRBRUSHED" AS HELL!!!:

Lindsey McKeeTODAY(by her OWN claim) -- LOL!!!

And in her LINKED-INprofile, she claims many STRANGE THINGS, like this:

So Lindsey McKee worked these two jobs SIMULTANEOUSLY for TWO YEARS: Teaching in Colorado, and also the SUPER-BUSY job in Eastern North Carolina as one of District Attorney Benjamin R. David's Assistant D.A.s.

When I spoke with my mother, Ruth Anne (Meyer) Kenan of Raleigh, yesterday morning, she actually wanted to make CERTAIN I understood, that the REASON she has done everything she could to KEEP ME from visiting her the last YEAR PLUS(and I've complained about this on blog as well as in person to her), is NOTthat she is afraid of or can't handle me (and my mouth), but because at 95 years of age, getting BED BUGSwould be worse thanHELL!!!

And with BED BUGS, totally ITCHY and DISGUSTING!!!

So after I told Mom that was perfectly understandable -- but had she only been HONEST instead of CAGEY, I would NOThave misunderstood -- I was able to report to her that I have NOTseen a single Bed Bug here in just shy of THREE MONTHS, so I ACTUALLY think they are GONE.

Then tonight I got a call from my brother Mike -- the first time we spoke since the day right after I was sprung from the New Hanover Behavioral Health Hospital, aka "The Oaks", where Jonathan Deputy had committed me on LIES. THAT day, first Mom and later Mike had on the phone all but SCREAMED AT ME to take the Lithium Carbonate and Risperdone that they had given me there and I had even filled those prescriptions -- but did not need.

I kept yelling at MIKE(not Mom, being more respectful of her despite her knowing for YEARS I need no psych meds -- as did Mike), to "STOP CHANNELING RUTH ANNE!!!"

Anyway, Mike and I had our best conversation yet, tonight.

And then John Gray Hunter, who has lived in these apartments at least seven years, arrived -- I not having seen him for a month. And I told him how I have charged apartment manager Jonathan Deputy with Cyberstalking, and while D.A. Ben David has NOT kicked it out THIS TIME, Sheriff Ed McMahon is STILLrefusing to SERVE IT after 1.5 months.Of course it was Gray Hunter who told me he knew ALL ABOUTlandlady Gold Walker'sNarco-Trafficking, but I don't think Gray has even METMr. Deputy, who took charge last fall.

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A literary vent, a one-sided, free-wheeling discussion, everything posted on this blog is true. Don't mistake that to mean everything here is fact. Frequently, I paint with a broad brush, coloring things to a degree of my own choosing—for the sake of art.

My characters remind me of what Dr. J. Kennedy Schultz once said--and they insist I post it here:“When I say something about you, it may or may not be true about you, however, I always reveal something of myself.”

Judging from some of the comments people have made to me, I wish to remind them this works in BOTH directions.