1- Seriously, you should see how many people try to lick Tiger... Golf fans are weird like that.
2- "As if riding my bike all the way around France wasn't difficult enough, now they have to add a math portion!?"
3- Ron was never known as a "silver-lining" type of guy. In fact, this is just one of many depressing tattoos on his body. On his back, he has the words "lemon juice in your eye" and "your dog being euthanized". His left leg, meanwhile, is a collage of extinct animal species, while his right is picture of a small village being swept away by a tsunami.
4- Judging by his location, this cameraman has obviously covered the cheerleader dunk contest before.
5- Don't you hate it when your ex-girlfriend sends your illegitimate kid to the game.

1- While Jaques did sell his soul to win the race, Lucifer didn't think he was going to be quite so bad on a bike. This was going to take a little extra motivation. "Move it Frenchy, or this pitchfork is going to be buried in the only fat you got left!!!"
2- With one sneeze, Beevo the Lillipution was no more.
3- After the murder of his brother Danny, Derek Vinyard moved to Europe, and spent his time challenging minorities to soccer matches. If his team won, opponents we're forced to leave the fields forever. To date, six African teams, and one from South America, are no longer allowed to play in Austria.
4- Brazilian fans are known as some of the most sensible of any country. Here we see rugby supporters admitting that their team is, most likely, the fifth best squad in the tournament.
5- "Ahhh!! You got it in my eyes! It burns! It buuuurns!!!"