Horror Hair – Wes Brown’s curly ginger crew cut

Wes Brown’s latest barnet ticks all the right Horror Hair boxes. Curly. Check. Ginger. Check. 1980s crew cut. Double-check. It’s like a ball of copper wool meets The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. As if he wasn’t drawing enough attention to himself by being England’s worst player against Switzerland, he was sporting this hairdo as well. Wesley, Wesley, Wesley, when will you ever learn.