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(If you don't find humor in life, you will not find humor in this thread, and prolly~ shouldn't read it....)

Quote:UnenlightenedOne said:Enlightened individuals and highly spritiual monks feel no hatred or negative feeling when they are high advanced.

I bet that there is ONE certain way for a monk to feel INSTANT surge of complete "Negativity" - no matter HOW highly advanced they have become.... I was gonna~ say a bolt of lightning, but I guess those chances are pretty slim.... Soooo, a tazer gun might do in a pinch.... Electricity is a bitch....

For reference: Electricity is the flow of negative electrons trying to get to a "ground" - (if memory serves me).... So if a Monk was getting "ZaPPeD" with an electrical current, he would have a full surge of "Negativity" energy flowing thru his body.... Wouldn't matter how strong the "zap"....

EVEN the highly "advanced" ++Monk++ would be completely --Negatively-- charged....

Wonder what would happen if you hooked little battery pack up to a Monk....?

The late night commercial on a TV near YOU:

Electric MonkTMElectric MonkTM

If you CALL our Toll FREE Number NOW, You too could have your very own limited edition: Electric MonkTM....As an added bonus, we will send you this absolutely FREE wireless remote control...!Complete with "INTENSITY DIAL", and an emergency button for full out "ELECTRICAL DISCHARGE"....!!! BZZZZzzzzzzzzT****You can spend HOURS of fun filled time Cranking YOUR very own Electric MonkTM Full of Negative Energy and HATE, AT YOUR COMMAND & Wicked Desire.....!!!!Is your Electric MonkTM planning on making a speech....? Ooooh, Contrair~.... Let your fingers dial that negative impulse wave thru your Electric MonkTM....Bored...? Hand a to your Electric MonkTM....!The possibilities are ENDLESS.....!And the battery pack (battery sold seperately) is completely water tight....!!!!Don't ferget~ that Monks Love to SWIM....! WWweeeee...! Send him out in the rain to get the mail...!!!! Hours and hours of FUN for the WHOLE family....!

Price for this wonderful torture gag device....?Get your now for the low low price of: $$Your$$Humanity$$

No Monks were actually hurt in the making of this thread....Batteries not included, Owner must use with responsibility and absolute discretion, Not to be sold to minors, Not to be sold to people living in Nevada, California, and Madagascar...

This thread (if anyone reads it ) was inspired by Swami's "My favorite S&P hypocrisy" thread.... So you might see some similarities if you read that one....(?)

Quote:Electricity \E`lec*tric"i*ty\, n.; pl. Electricities. [Cf. F. ['e]lectricit['e]. See Electric.] 1. A power in nature, a manifestation of energy, exhibiting itself when in disturbed equilibrium or in activity by a circuit movement, the fact of direction in which involves polarity, or opposition of properties in opposite directions by attraction for many substances, by a law involving attraction between surfaces of unlike polarity, andrepulsion between those of like; by exhibiting accumulated polar tension when the circuit is broken; and by producing heat, light, concussion, and often chemical changes when the circuit passes between the poles or through any imperfectly conducting substance or space. It is generally brought into action by anydisturbance of molecular equilibrium, whether from a chemical, physical, or mechanical, cause.

Look at all that Conflict of Polar activites...! Electricity is one focused and confused attractively opposed Mo~Flo~, or the lack thereof....

Disturbed EquilibriumOpposition of PropertiesOpposite Directions by AttractionAttraction Between Unlike PolarityRepulsion Between Those of LikeAccumulated Polar Tension (This one just sounded cool...) Circuit BrokenPasses Between Poles(Imperfectly Conducting) Substance or SpaceDisturbance of EquilibriumOpposition Vs. Attraction....

SUCH opposition in polar arrangement holding chaotic order in moving equilibrium.... The hell that is this "Electricity" stuff....!? BZZZzzzzttttt****

>^;;^<

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I'll be your midnight French Fry....

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see....">^;;^<

Ahhhhh, Bob.... (There are a lot of Bob's that I know....) I will figure out who Bob is when I get the Guest book back, I seemed to have misplaced it.... Perhaps someone took it hostage for a free (with a small nominal fee) raffle entry into the grand door prize drawing.... Oh, I didn't mention the DOOR PRIZE....!!!

Quote:For reference: Electricity is the flow of negative electrons trying to get to a "ground" - (if memory serves me).... So if a Monk was getting "ZaPPeD" with an electrical current, he would have a full surge of "Negativity" energy flowing thru his body.... Wouldn't matter how strong the "zap"....

electricity = The physical phenomena arising from the behavior of electrons and protons that is caused by the attraction of particles with opposite charges and the repulsion of particles with the same charge.