How I Met Your Mother on CBS at 8:00pm ET. We inch ever closer to the show fulfilling its premise and, obviously, ending almost immediately afterwards. Because after investing an entire eight seasons in waiting for Ted to meet the mother, who would want to watch their relationship blossom into a love so strong their children would sit and listen to their father babble endlessly about his dating history? Ha!

Sleepy Hollow on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Oh, you adorable little show, you. Please don’t grow up to become a massive disappointing time-suck on my DVR. I’ve been burned so many times before.

Castle on ABC at 10:01pm ET.

Watch What Happens: Live on Bravo at 11:00pm ET. I don’t typically mention Andy Cohen’s poor excuse for a talk show, but tonight’s guests are the luminous Connie Britton and the enigmatic Zachary Quinto. I know both of them have a significant numbers of fans around these parts.

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