Tamra Barney has had an eye lift along with some refurbishments to her already large chest. (She’ll need it for her new career in stripping or porn, because she and unemployed husband Simon have taken all the equity out of their flashy McMansion which they are trying to sell.)

Tamra Barney loves breast implants

Lynne Curtin had a facelift over the summer before her family was evicted from their home for not paying rent. She is also under attack for using a name already under copyright for her jewelry business. According to the copyright owners, she refuses to stop using the name ‘Cuff Luv’:

Lynne Curtin illegally used our registered trademark Cuff Luv for the name of her jewlery line. It is unfortunate that the Bravo network featured her pieces under our company name and we are sorry for any confusion this may have caused our customers. Cuff Luv items can be found at www.cuffluvstuff.com or at qvc.com. We have attempted to contact Ms. Curtin several times asking that she cease usage of our name.

Lynne Curtin is featured on a reality show called Real Wives of Orange County. She is a Southern California housewife dedicated to not aging and while her daughters are allowed to drink underage and have no direction after graduating high school, she does object to them eating chocolate, because they,”won’t fit into their clothes”.

Lynne has not revealed her age on the show, but I believe she is 52 (according to various publicly available records). She is super slim and fit, but her face looks wizened (not just from sun damage). Most women her age need some bodyfat in order to have a full face. Some blogs are calling her ‘Steven Tyler’s sister’, which while harsh, is basically right on the money.