All I Want For Christmas… 2011!

I haven’t been good at all this year. In fact I’ve been needy, co-dependent, spoiled, insolent, petulant, and let’s face it, downright bratty. But that is what you’ve grown to expect since our 1st encounter so many moons ago, yes?

As I sit here typing my annual wish list, I look back on all the other utter disappointments in our relationship. I no longer believe I didn’t get that pony because “pink was out of stock and Santa couldn’t get the black one down the chimney” as mommy claims. Especially since we didn’t have a fireplace…

As Miranda Priestly once mused “I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it.” Needless to say I no longer want that pony. BUT – I do want ALL the things listed below.

And as usual Lactaid & Low-Fat Golden Oreos await by the fireplace… Which is unlit… No excuses this year. xoxo