For when sane just isn’t good enough

Today’s weird game: Acievement unlocked

Some games are odd, and some are just plain weird. Achievement Unlocked takes the idea of unlocking achievements–the kind that console games love so much–to a whole new level. The game’s premise is simple. There are a bunch of achievements, unlock them! Some of the achievements are decidedly silly, but I actually disagree with the text that reveals upon completion that there’s no point to the game. Of course there’s a point: unlock all the achievements. Beyond that? No, not really. My time should be easily beatable! Post your best times here!

Use the cursor keys to move the elephant around…and then try to unlock the list of achievements on the side by doing arb things such as finding all the hidden numbers (not as hard as you’d think), and then going to those numbers in certain orders (as hinted by the clues).