You know what? Fark it. Go ahead and piss off the folks enforcing the laws. In fact, institute weekly drug screens for anyone whose employer recieves federal funds. Automatic federal prison for them and sanctions on the company or entity for any positives on any drug. And enforce the same drug screens on the household members too.

Now we'll be employing 10% of the population to guard the other 90%, we'll all have free medical care and no one will ever be eligible for student loans again (since any drug conviction makes you ineligible for life).