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April 24, 2008

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Below is, I swear I am not making it up, the full and verbatim text of a report in the Hindustan Times today April 24:

'Our bowlers won it for us'

Hyderabad, April 23

Delhi team captain Virender Sehwag says his bowlers won the match for the team against Hyderabad.

Sehwag gave full credit to the bowlers, who destroyed the mighty batting line-up of the rivals. "Our bowlers won the match for us. Mohammed Asif, Glenn McGrath and Farveez Maharoof bowled really well to contain Deccan Chargers to less than 150 runs which was chaseable," he told newsmen in his post-match comments late Tuesday.

He, however, said he was not disappointed over missing the century. "I didn't even know my score. I am happy that my team has won," he said.

The Delhi skipper, however, said it was only a beginning, as the team has to play another 12 matches in the IPL. "It is just the beginning. Any team can win the tournament," he said.

He, however, said he was not disappointed over missing the century. "I didn't even know my score. I am happy that my team has won," he said.

The Delhi skipper, however, said it was only a beginning, as the team has to play another 12 matches in the IPL. "It is just the beginning. Any team can win the tournament," he said.

He, however, said he was not disappointed over missing the century. "I didn't even know my score. I am happy that my team has won," he said.

The Delhi skipper, however, said it was only a beginning, as the team has to play another 12 matches in the IPL. "It is just the beginning. Any team can win the tournament," he said.

He, however, said he was not disappointed over missing the century. "I didn't even know my score. I am happy that my team has won," he said.

The Delhi skipper, however, said it was only a beginning, as the team has to play another 12 matches in the IPL. "It is just the beginning. Any team can win the tournament," he said.

He, however, said he was not disappointed over missing the century. "I didn't even know my score. I am happy that my team has won," he said.

The Delhi skipper, however, said it was only a beginning, as the team has to play another 12 matches in the IPL. "It is just the beginning. Any team can win the tournament," he said.

Yes, that's right. Virender Sehwag never ceases to amaze. His ability to say exactly the same words several times in the same news report is beyond compare beyond compare beyond compare.

Alert readers -- such as yourself yourself -- will note that this is not the first time Sehwag has shown such skills. Check Congratulations Virender Sehwag.