Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

1875. For blackmail or evaluation?

A hooker from West LithuaniaPerformed ev'ry act with a maniaFucked and sucked in her carFilmed with old VCRAnd re-played on a beat-up Sylvania.