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hey, what do people here think is the best layout/look for a fanzine??? i make mine look awful and messy and gay and girly and cutesy, and A5 size, when most are A4..... one time i put glue on the covers of the zines, then these huge flakes of glitter that fell off, and this seemed to discourage people from even wanting to touch them, and one guy was like "i got fuckin gay GLITTER on my hands!" i…