Synopsis

Jack is a boy who lives with his animal friends Barnaby Bear, Dinah Dog, Squeeker Mouse and Phineas Fox. He's challenged to a race with Allegra, who turns out to be a witch. She takes Jack to the queen witch, Auriana. She plans on turning all her slaves into evil harpies.

I don't even know what it is I am doing anymore. My head hasn't a BSOD like this since Inherent friggin Vice! This gave me flashbacks to some of those videotapes of questionable quality in my basement that I watched as a kid. Something like A Tale of Two Kitties, which I now know was a Polish production dubbed into English and released by Good Housekeeping magazine of all things! Also, truth in advertising: From the Studio that Brought You Dragon Ball Z!

There was some rat-faced dipshit a-drivin' his jalopy in the woods with his animal friends, a bear, a mouse, a fox, and a
dog. They spot some witchy demon girl flying overhead in her glass helicopter and our crew of merry fools follow to some crummy-lookin' castle. They are then attacked by more demon children in order to assimilate them into the local witch's demon army, which ends with them successfully corrupting Squeeker Mouse. There's at least 3 song and dance numbers, as well as a trip to D-grade Wonderland with demonic flowers and shit. Then there's some stealth sequence where the remaining crew try to sneak back into the castle to save their friend, which involves the bear saluting a statue and eventually destroying a windmill that powers the demon maker and then the witch activates her ice caves and the children all come--