BBC Fail To Meet Irritating Accent Quota

The BBC is meeting its quota for presenters who aren't very good and who have odd facial mannerisms. However, it is falling short of its target of having 50% of presenters with excrutiating, fingernails-down-the-blackboard, regional or nasally-challenged voices.

Any number of well-qualified and talented individuals have been rejected for positions within BBC but complaints relating to unsuitablity of presenters - which is considered a benchmark - are falling well short of target