"Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

"Also has anyone notice how weirdly edited the shirts look? The text is flat, not conforming to the presumed folds?" -RealManofSteel

Yeah, I noticed that, too. As chalkieusa said, I don't think that the shirts even exist. These look like computer-generated mock-ups of what the shirts would look like.

If you look at the top it says that all of the shirts are sold-out, but that they might print more if there is a demand for them. I think that Dux and crew are just feeling out whether it would be a good idea to sink money into this scheme.

On a more serious note: I found this site a couple weeks ago and didn't look through the FAQ until now. No words can explain how ridiculous this is... and they're still in operation so someone must still be training in Dux Ryu.