Tyrranus Rectum, Rectus now Limpis, Make Up Your Mind!

The ignoramus formerly known as Bush(as if that weren't a stupid enough name in itself) has gone through a seemingly endless number of foolish names due to his incandescent infatuation with HBO's Rome and the ineptitude of his administration in Latin.

"You wouldn't find this linguistic illiteralism in Romania when it comes to the glorious dead language of Latin", said brutal dictator Nikolai Ceaucescu's fourth cousin twice removed. (Romania's Congress actually debated in Latin until the 1960's when Ceaucescu took over and ende debate in all languages.)

"Those Americans may know shock and awe and massive bloodshed but they have never known their Latin," agreed Classics scholar and now homeless man, Impragmato Intellectualis.

Bush's third and he says final change comes from librarian wife, Laura: "The Mrs. is a liberrian you know. At first i thought she was telling me her sign. Anyhow, this lady knows her ancient languages better than Brassballs Rove and besides she says this new name fits me since I'm such a Christian and Christians are clean. So from now on I'm Tyrranus Limpis. Laura and her new friend Dik Mutombo liked the appelation so much they laughed all the way up to the bedroom. I guess Latin can't be too far from the African tongue Dik speaks. I know I heard Laura say that Dik gives great tongue-must be one of those cunning linguist sayings..."

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