Decrease the Thing! (Forum Game by Lefian)

This forum game will probably fail, because I'm good at that. Please tell me if there is already an existing active forum game like this.

A ball of... most items known or reasonably imaginable to mankind floats in the universe, only barely bigger than the largest star, VY Canis Majoris (which is 1,420 time bigger than the Sun).

The objective of this game is to make the ball as small as possible. Destruction will start out slow, being able to take off or destroy pieces as large as a human at first. Use your imaginations, though. The possibilities are endless!Most items you will be able to use against the ball can be found directly on or inside it, with rarer or more hazardous materials being found deeper.If an action or item is too destructive or generally too large to be done at the ball's current state, then an action or item similar but smaller will be preformed or used, if possible.Of course, you can also create things on the ball that can later destroy it, but will also count towards it's current size.More rules might be added during the game's progression if I see that it's necessary.

The ball, now named Star, groans. A small piece of a magazine somehow manages to dislodge itself from Star. The magazine remnant reads:"TELEPHONE SCAM CHARGED WITH GROSS PRIVACY VIOLATION" Star is now exactly:One magazine remnant smaller.

The knife penetrates Star's surface surprisingly easy. Upon pulling the knife out, a mysterious liquid sprays forward for an extended amount of time. Although it looks edible, it's strongly advised that you don't attempt to consume anything that comes off of Star.

Star is now exactly:One magazine remnant,One large mask,And one gallon of mysterious liquid smaller.

It takes a while to find a pistol, nonetheless a working one, but it is possible. The pistol- or rather, a revolver-, has four bullets inside.Star is now exactlyOne magazine remnant,One large mask,One gallon of mysterious liquid,And one revolver (four bullets) smaller.

Sparks fly from Star, and a once barely attached tire is dislodged from it. The wheel zooms around the surrounding area quickly, air coming out of the bullet holes.Star is now exactly:One magazine remnant,One large mask,One gallon of mysterious liquid,One revolver (four bullets),And one tire.

Although directly punching it is probably not the best move, I can't really stop you.Punching it wields little results, only a piece of bent metal about the size of one's head pops off.Star is now exactly:One magazine remnant,One large mask,One gallon of mysterious liquid,One revolver (four bullets),One tire,One home made sword,And one metal plate smaller.(Eventually I might spoiler the above, given that it gets too long)

You see a cowboy hat pop off of Star some distance away.Star is now exactly:One magazine remnant,One large mask,One gallon of mysterious liquid,One revolver (four bullets),One tire,One home made sword,One metal plate,And one cowboy hat smaller.

Three things come loose with your slashes: A strange, locked cigar case.A cement block with a metal bar insideAnd a dented can of silly string.Add these to the list of lost items (I'll stop putting it here unless someone asks for the list)

Your hammer breaks through what looked like a rather sturdy surface, that proved only to be a canvas painted to look like a brick wall. Upon pulling the hammer out, the easel comes along with the canvas. There's a rather large hole in the area below where the painting was.

The hole has alot of decorations, most of which seem to come from somewhere other than America. They are thrown about and torn. Somebody might have lived here, though there is no sign other than the decorations, and the items on the floor. The items consist of:Bullets (6)A glasses case filled with foreign currency.Duct tapeAnd a small pamphlet advertising "The greatest move towards a cleaner planet".