Family that made it through impeachment kerfuffle falls apart over cranberry sauce debate

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After surviving months of strife over impeachment, the Vanderhoff family was no match for the cranberry sauce debate.

For months, the family thoughtfully and respectfully debated the merits of the evidence being heard regarding impeachment. Sources tell us these discussions once descended into a kerfuffle, but never a fight.

When cranberry sauce was served at Thanksgiving, however, the debate of homemade vs canned was too much for Vanderhoffs to bear. The family broke into factions, screaming, raging, and breaking dishes.

At the time of publication, Velvet Hamster is unsure which type of cranberry sauce Mrs. Vanderhoff actually served.