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If Microsoft made an iPhone...
Eat your heart out Apple fanboys.
Don't worry MS-fanboys, I'm an XP user. And an Ubuntu one.
Look for all the details, such as icons, etc. It was hard to make the error sound substitute for the phone ringing, hence the

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MICROSOFT IS F*CKING GAY, NONE OF THEIR SH*T WORKS.
Thank god Apple made a phone, it'll saturate the market you f*ckers. go play with your sh*tty-ass zune's... maybe they can freeze on you like your PC's. this gets five'd

F*ck microsoft. I hate windows all together. I am an ubuntu user and proud! If you all got a problem, you can f*cking f*ck yourself cause I am not supporting microsoft. I run WINEHQ in ubuntu to play my games and they run fine.

Apple sucks my c*ck. Actually... none of Microsoft's portable products besides laptops have every had errors for me, perhaps you macboys should spend less money on shiny pieces of sh*t just because a skinny guy with a nice hair cut told you to.