Nearly the entire adult male population of the U.S. over the age of 25 remembers the “Super Bowl Shuffle”, which is why I assume these MLS footballers thought it would be a laugh to make this video.

Clearly, both videos are absolutely impossible to watch in their entirety. I’d much rather listen to a group of toddlers cry, moan, and throw tantrums all day than to be forced to watch athletes rap, sing, dance, etc.

“We’re better than the best”? How is that possible? If “the best” is the pinnacle of better, how can one possibly transcend it? If it is possible, then “the best” is an illusion, an empty word devoid of meaning.