This morning, James Louis Baker -- a former Paradise Valley Unified School District bus driver with no known creepy nickname -- pleaded guilty to trying to have sex with an imaginary 13-year-old he met on the Internet.

After so many episodes of To Catch a Predator, you'd think people would finally come to the realization that 13-year-old girls are on the Internet for guys like a 54-year-old bus driver to have sex with.