The Actual Portal Cake Can Be Found in Washington

The cake is not a lie, and apparently it is indeed delicious and moist.

The cake that inspired the makers of Portal and failed to entice Chell to assume the party escort position is made by Regent Bakery & Cafe in Redmond, WA. If it weren’t 1,763 miles from here (according to Google Maps) we’d have a road trip on our hands. Maybe someday!