Zach Galifianakis was at the SAGs the other night with the Birdman team and I kept thinking it was Joaquin Phoenix. Doesn't he look like Joaquin Phoenix now?
The real Joaquin Phoenix was probably very happy to not be at the SAGs on Sunday but still had to be in Rome yesterday to promote Inherent Vice and is maybe growing his hair into a Javier Bardem No Country For Old Men bob. Full Story

Brad Pitt really wants you to see Fury.
The small details are what get me initially. Like how they Scotch tape the microphones on this show. It’s a slow build. The first two minutes aren’t all that exciting. But then. Zach Galifianakis goes for it. I mean, sure, it’s not hard to go for it when both of you are in on it. Full Story

Besides Bradley Cooper’s hair, my favourite part of The Hangover 3 comes at the end, when Todd Phillips montages together all the shots of the guys slow motion walking from the entire franchise. Can’t remember what song he cut it to but it looks good. They slow motion walk down the hotel corridor in the first movie. Full Story

There’s a new two part Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis interviewing several Oscar nominees. The clothing tells me it was shot just after the Oscar Nominees Luncheon. It’s good. I’ve included both below. If you hate Anne Hathaway you’ll be annoyed. I worry that Anne Hathaway is becoming a hate-watch. Full Story

This is Matthew Vaughn. At least that’s what the photo agency is telling me. You wouldn’t know it to look at him because his is not the most recognisable celebrity face, being a director and all. But you probably know the name because he’s made headlines recently for vehemently denying that he’s the father of January Jones’s baby. Full Story

Here’s what I like about it: I like opening with Kanye West. I like looking at Bradley Cooper all sweaty, with shades on, and an open neck shirt, walking in slow motion in front of two other guys. I also like some of Ed Helms’s reactions. And when Galifianakis says “PF Chang’s”, I laughed. Full Story

Written by Sasha Dear Sasha! Very recently I started an affair with an ex. And I really don't feel guilty about it. So here is the background: I've been married for 13 years. My husband is not perfect; he cheated on me very early in our relationship. Full Story

SO young. Doesn’t he look young? With his hair rakishly long, even though there’s salt and pepper in his beard, it’s the most youthful RDJ we’ve seen in years. To me, anyway. And he’s hot. And so f-cking charming. And other than Johnny Depp, who’s as cool as Robert Downey Jr? Imagine them together in a movie? It could be a Michael Bay movie, I don’t give a sh-t, I still would. Full Story

I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Full Story

Here’s Bradley Cooper in LA beginning work on The Hangover 2 this weekend. Writer/Director Todd Phillips has already confirmed that the sequel will take place in Thailand. Great. Well that’s original. And yes, the token Asian Mr Chow played by Ken Jeong will be along for the ride too with his small penis and his ching chong accent and kung fu shoes. Full Story

Dinner for Schmucks opens this weekend going up against Zac Efron’s Charlie St Cloud. Charlie so far is not receiving very good reviews. Dinner is faring better, but by no means great. Mixed reception at best from critics and many saying they’ve done a disservice to its French inspiration. Full Story

RDJ hit up a kung fu class yesterday, seen leaving after his workout, staying in shape for both the Sherlock Holmes sequel and the Avengers movie which is supposed to be one of the highlights of Comic-Con as they tease fanboys about Captain America and are expected to present the new Hulk who, at last check, was rumoured to be Mark Ruffalo. Full Story

It’s depressing that summer’s halfway through. It’s not depressing thinking about Fall Movie Season. This is when the good sh-t happens, when Academy baiting movies go into full court press, and when there are usually fewer tits and explosions at the box office, replaced by better scripts, better acting, better direction. Full Story