"On the Road Again"

"Lone Ranger's Best Friend"

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7/03/13. Disney's highly-anticipated "Lone Ranger" reboot debuts with a very different Tonto (played by Depp) that is not the old stereotypical white man's side-kick, but a Native American equal who not only saves Reid's life but resurrects him and guides him spiritually as he assumes the identity of "The Masked Man of the Plains". Tonto is both shaman and warrior here, even a horse-whisperer to Reid's Silver! To take down Cavendish and his wicked men, Tonto advises Reid to not merely seek revenge but to focus on overcoming evil through a heart of justice for all.

Lone Ranger’s best friend New Tonto looks more like a strange shamanHe saves Reid’s life and guides him through his just revenge Helps “Masked Man” take down Cavendish’s men

Lone Ranger’s best friend Blood of dead Rangers must be avenged Tonto by Reid’s side time and time againHelps “Masked Man” take down Cavendish’s men

Lone Ranger’s best friendPartner, not a side-kick, makes the journeyAgainst evil menInsisting that Reid play it the native waySeek his way, through his resurrection

New Tonto looks more like a strange shamanHe saves Reid’s life and guides him through his just revenge Helps “Masked Man” take down Cavendish’s men

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