The 61-year-old is officially the last of the ‘old-school’, and to say the ex-England boss will be hurting, would be the understatement of the year.Still, Big Sam is keen to brush this saga aside, and supposedly return to management…

Landlord

Run a good old English pub. Sam would be a sucker for offering deals on Wednesday's with Champions League football.
Pint of Carlsberg and a pie for a fiver. Bargain.
Source: Daily Mail

Country Bandit

Roll the dice, and see if there are any extra roles on Narcos.
Saying that, Big Sam probably wouldn't be the most subtle bandit.
Source: Mirror

New Nicolas Cage

'Gone in 67 Days' ?
Source: Twitter

Back to the Green?

Reports are suggesting he's using new techniques on world-class players for scientific breakthroughs.
It's supposedly to keep players cholesterol down, as Sam claimed for the amount of curry's he's had, he shouldn't still be standing.
If it helps Sam, it must be beneficial for the likes of Iniesta.
Source: Match Pint/BarcelonaInstagram

Chip shop owner

Sam will never have to pay for his daily portion of fish and chips again!
Sourece: Chroniclelive

Far East Businessman

Errr, keep doing what he does best, and start a business with blokes like Dodgy Dave and Haggling Harry.
Source: The Telegraph

Seasonaire Drive-thru

As a fan favourite of the fast food chain, there's suggestions that numerous McD's want the ex-Sunderland boss working the window for regular drive-thru customers.
Source: Mirror

Other movie options

New Inspector Gadget?
Source: Whoateallthepies

The son he never had

Adopt Kevin Nolan, and run for the hills.
We use 'run' loosely. Maybe just a jump in a cab.
Source: Sky Sports

Ultimately…

If we're all realistic though, the Big man knows where he stands...
Source: 101greatgoals