Here's How Much It Would Cost to Buy Everything on the Goop "Ridiculous but Awesome" Gift Guide

It's the most magical time of year: The Goop Gift Guide is out.

Each November we wait with unending anticipation for the list of Gwyneth Paltrow-approved necessities. GP and her fellow Goop-ies never disappoint; always one-upping themselves with gifts that are bigger, better, and way more expensive than before.

It should come as no surprise: Gwyneth is a woman of extremely high taste, and she doesn't cut corners anywhere. Not if she's hosting a dinner party or picking out Christmas presents for her nearest and dearest or steaming her vagina. (Yes, it's been at least a year, but those vagina steam jokes aren't going anywhere.)