Will loses points as a role model for Nicky (Ross Bagley) while visiting an ever-positive kiddie hero who brings joy to youngsters---but not to Will. Dougie: Monty Hoffman. Santa: Dick O'Neill. Leeza Gibbons: Herself. Will: Will Smith.

Will tells a tall tale about seeing a mob killing, then being placed in a witness-protection program in the backwoods of Alabama. McCoy: Dennis Burkley. Big Bertha: Rusty Schwimmer. O'Neill: Brad Garrett. Rufus: John Voldstad.