WRITERS: Write lines of Dialogue for the Crew Members in the format of "Yo Mama" Jokes that describes the unknown object. Please use THIS SCRIPT as a reference.

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The episode starts with a disaster/end-of-the-world/monster movie feel. Some military types are in a control center during some sort of crisis. The room is full of radar and flashing screens. A siren is blaring and emergency lights flashing.

An old, war hardened Commander sits in his commander's chair. He is stoic and unflinching. He is wearing his military uniform and a pair of aviator sunglasses. He is cool and collected while everyone else around him is in a panic.

COMMANDER

Private, what intel do we have on the situation?

PRIVATE

Sir, we don't know what it is, but it's HUGE and has enormous destruction potential.

At this point, various personnel add intel about the creature. They'd all be variations of yo mama jokes, but in a totally serious tone.

PRIVATE

Commander, we finally have a visual. It's...it's....

The Commander leans forward to look at the screen. He removes his sunglasses. His stoic face finally cracks under the sheer terror.

Note: After reading some of the comments in the request video, I decided to try and remix the cold open, just to see :)

Int. of a submarine.

Military personnel are in a control center during some sort of crisis. The room is full of radars and flashing screens. A siren is blaring and emergency lights are flashing. A collection of screens displays a Godzilla-type creature wreaking havoc on another submarine that it is tossing effortlessly between its paws.

An old, war hardened Commander sits in his commander's chair. He is stoic and unflinching. He is wearing his military uniform and a pair of aviator sunglasses. He is cool and collected while everyone else around him is in a panic.

COMMANDER

Private, what intel do we have on the situation?

PRIVATE

(panicking)

Sir, we don't know what it is—everything we tried has failed! We don’t know what to do with it!

COMMANDER

(in a yo momma tone)

I bet your mom knows what to do with it, Private! Now, take care of it!

PRIVATE perks up, runs to a back room, and throws open the door. The room resembles nothing that would exist on a submarine, but is, in fact, your mom’s scrapbooking room. There sits his MOM, working on a crossword puzzle.

MOM

(looking up)

Hey there, pumpkin!

PRIVATE

Mom! We tried everything! What should we do??

MOM

(returning to her puzzle)

Did you ask him nice?

QUICK CUT to COMMANDER speaking into microphone to GODZILLA monster, who has proceeded to chew on the other submarine.