So I was talking to this computer guru yesterday. Expressing a desire for more speed and security. Talking of the host of problems that the latest Windows updates (aka: work of devil) have caused for me.

He recommended both a virus and malware, program. So I dutifully installed both of them.

And promptly lost my ability to hop on the internet. I combed my computer with my existing malware programs and found that my computer seemed to be suddenly highly infested with malware.

Still could not hop on the internet. Then my other Windows computer went down. Could not hop on the interent with that either.

So I fired up this relic. First post I have ever made on the net with it. Seems to work OK.

I'm a tad suspicious.

_________________"If the people allow private banks to control their currency the banks and corporations will deprive the people of all their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." - Thomas Jefferson