The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.11.13

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which follows John Travolta frolicking on a beach with young, shirtless Brazilian men, so I’m really not sure how to top that. I mean sure, there are the usual surreptitious Mena Suvari butt shtos, and a neckbearded Jonah Hill carrying his manpurse stuffed full of Oscarworthy dramatic scripts, but seriously, look at this face right here and tell me Kelly Preston isn’t wearing a cabana boy’s skin at this very moment.

What happens in Rio stays in a bamboo cage on a private jet he banged all those dudes is what I’m getting at,