Deron got his 3,000th assist during the game, but from the way Boler was going on all night (“This could be it!!!”), it was as exciting and historic as the night Stock got his 9,92nd assist for the all-time record. 3,000 assists might be a big deal elsewhere, but certainly not in Utah (or to certain people outside Utah, i.e. me).

And…the graphics department failed as well.

I don’t know how much more of this I can take. The Jazz have sucked the life out of me, and as a result I don’t have even have the will or energy to rant. I am one with the Jazz: uninspired, indifferent, and apathetic.