Hairy Hose for Hairless Bros?

By: Brandon Voss

6.19.2013

Hairy stockings are apparently all the rage in China!

Earlier this week, one of the most popular posts on Sina Weibo, China's version of Twitter, was this photo with the message "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out," as translated and reported by China Smack.

Hey, it's hard to find a look with the perfect balance of "super sexy" and "anti-pervert."

Dlisted has a different idea for the product: "Whoever made these are marketing them to the wrong crowd. They should market these to naturally hairless twinks who want to butch up their look and be the hottest cub on the bear circuit." A stuffed crotch is bad enough — can you imagine finding out his hairy gams are a sham?

These look totally fake to us — there's still no word on where one can actually buy them — but can you think of any other uses for hairy pantyhose? They would certainly complete a Mo'Nique Halloween costume.