We as Americans wait all year to celebrate our patriotism and party like rockstars as we thank and celebrate our freedom thanks to Will Smith and the other patriots that have eliminated the alien race to preserve our freedoms.

That being said, there isn’t a patriot on this planet whom enjoys this annual purge of alchohol, swimming pools, and fireworks than one Mr. Roberto Martin Antonio Bonilla.
Due to deferred payment by the New York Metropolitans double B (as I call him) is still getting paid each year $1.19 million dollars from the year 2011-2035, at which point double B (as I continue to call him) will have been paid $29.8 million. Not bad for a 54 year old outfielder who plays more wiffle ball at this point on Fourth of July weekend than anyone of us.

So as Double B (one more time) rakes in the annual cash that is more than half of the MLB players per year let’s all remember that no matter how much fun and overindulgence you encounter this weekend…. you will never have a better 4th of July weekend until the year 2035 than one Mr. Bobby Bonilla, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try your best!