Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell get married

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell got married on Saturday in a western-themed ceremony on their ranch in Los Angeles. And I hope they have a happy marriage and all that, but this is just confusing. Rebecca Romijn is a former Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. And Jerry O’Connell? Well he showed up to his wedding in a gray suit and sneakers. I’m not saying Rebecca Romijn has bad taste in men, but I wouldn’t be surprised if one of these days she ended up married to a cardboard cutout of Scott Baio.

Why are they getting married by an old bush? I mean, by all means get married outside, it’s cute and all, but judging by these pictures, they could easily just be in the cruising woods by a roadside cafe.

Can you imagine the stupidass conversations these two must have? And, how does he deal with the fact that the chick who was in turds like THE PUNISHER and ROLLERBALL has an artistically richer oeveur than he does? Compared to JOE’S APARTMENT, TOMCATS and KANGAROO JACK, X3 is a fucking cinematic masterpiece, on the level of Sternberg or Kieslowski.

They actually look very happy. For once I’m not gonna dog someone out and damn sure not on their wedding day. It’s probably hard enough as is being a couple in Hollywood much less being one who’s married. I wish them the best.