Have the Coalition been rumbled?

I know it's the Foreign Office, but it's become a Free School for the Toffs

As the day of reckoning approaches for the Coalition, it is reported that Prison Governors fear that their prisons may be emptied.

With October 20th, aka "Big Cut day, vive the Big Society" the blackest day for the ordinary UK citizen since their darling Maggie cut off the supply of free milk to schoolchildren, approaching, the Prison Governors may have given the biggest clue yet for the speed of the cuts.

Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, is beavering away on his new list. A list of properties being emptied, with merciless savagery, of Civil Servants, soon to be replaced by pupils at Free Schools.

Yes, it is alleged, that the Newport Passport Office, will be renamed as "The Free School for Tory Boy and Tory Girl of Wales."

Pentonville Prison, London, is destined to be "Tory Free High School for a Lucky Few." Don't bother applying, the list is full up and has been for months. The curriculum will be discussed in private with assistance from the Montana Branch of the Free Tea Party.

Soon to be emptied Quango H.Q's are alleged to be the most popular locations favoured by Free Schools Incorporated, sponsored by the Boston Red Sox syndicate. It is widely recognised that all Quango H.Q's are the most luxuriously appointed and sumptuously decorated buildings with free parking always available.

These soon to be Free Schools will be rent free for at least ten years, the previous occupiers having relied on a job for life.

Ironic then that the "Quango Free High School of Chelsea" will have as it's motto, "A Free School means a job for life."

In Latin of course.

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