I have a guy friend who is just a friend. I don’t have the hots for him, he’s not my type. And I’ve always suspected he had a small cock. Which he just recently confirmed when he told me that his latest girlfriend (well if you could call her that since they’d been dating for less than a month) broke up with him before they had sex. Apparently, during a hot and heavy make-out session, she had slid her hand down his pants and found his small cock surprise. She humiliated him for having a small cock and told him she’d be telling all her friends he had a tiny dick and that he’d be ruined. Instead of getting upset about the humiliation, he told me it somewhat turned him on. He told me that he had replayed in his mind every time a girl had ever broken up with him and he knew it had to be due to his small cock, even if they didn’t say it to his face. So the girl who threatened to ruin him commented on his Facebook wall, “I like Jumbo Shrimp not Cocktail Shrimp!” This was right after their breakup. A definite reference to his small cock size… But it was a clever way to humiliate him since his other Facebook friends had no clue what she was referring to. She could have been talking about what to order for take-out seafood. So when he relayed all of this to me, he asked if this small cock cycle of rejection was going to continue. I told him yes. And he said, “Oh well, I guess I better like it then, since I have no choice. There’s nothing I can do about my small cock!”

My girlfriends and I all lust for this one very popular band and we scored tickets to one of their latest shows, but also scored even something more awesome through a radio station contest. One of our friends won a “Meet and Greet” where she could bring up to 3 of her friends to meet the band before their show and get autographs. So we all dressed as provocatively as possible and met the band. And not only did we get to meet and greet them, we scored backstage passes to catch up with them after the show.

After the concert, we were ushered to their tour bus, not even their dressing room. The mood in the tour bus was festive. We were handed shots and beers and got to know the guys better. I had my eyes on the one guitar player. He was my latest masturbation fantasy guy. I masturbated fantasizing about what it would be like to fuck him, and in all my fantasies he was very well hung. He and I ended up in the back of the tour bus, what he called “The Stabbin’ Cabin”. I couldn’t believe I was with the one guy in the whole world I wanted to fuck!

Before I knew it, he was naked while I had only removed my sexy, strappy ankle high boot heels and was peeling off my expensive panty hose. That was when, to my horror, I spied a small cock, an erect small cock! There was no chance this small cock was going to get an inch or two or three or more in size, it was fully erect! And it was only about a four incher, if even that!

He broke me out of my small cock shock by asking me if I got into anything kinky and I said, umm, well yes, I like to be spanked! Getting spanked would give me time to figure out an exit plan from “The Stabbin’ Cabin” because there was no way I was going to get a stabbin’ from that small cock. So while he was spanking me, I suddenly pretended I was going to get sick. I grabbed my hose and heels and jetted for the front of the bus and out the door. Outside the bus, the older bus driver was standing there having a cigarette. He offered me one, but I told him I felt a little sick. He then smirked and said, “Oh so you saw his small cock did you?” “Huh?” I responded. “Oh don’t pretend girlie, I’ve seen it all in my time of driving tour buses for these horny rocker boys. He has a small one, and some girls will screw him because he is who he is. They’re starfuckers. And others will just make a beeline for the door, like you did.” I guess that would make me a fantasy starfucker, who wasn’t willing to make a small cock exception.

It’s not just large or small cock size that’s important to know so you can make a critical “sex or no sex” decision, it’s also thickness. Example: a nine inch cock that’s super skinny is pretty undesirable unless you like getting screwed by a pencil with a pink eraser tip. One of my girlfriends informed the rest of us she will fuck a very thick cock, because she likes the feeling of the dick thickness, but she then qualified that it couldn’t be a small cock, that it had to be at least in the six inch range. My other girlfriends and I rolled our eyes, because it sounded to us like she will let her pussy get pounded by a thick sausage regardless of length. But then again, this friend is petite and the shortest of all of us, so maybe to her, what sounds like a small cock length combined with thickness was a large cock to her. It made me wonder if small cock vs. large size is relative? I’m sure that a 5’ 11” woman would never fuck a small cock due to her Amazonian build. But do women who are 5’1” or 5’2” let the occasional small cock slip through or rather, slip in? Perish that thought. I never would, but I’m 5’7” so I’m looking for more sizable cocks. But it also set me to thinking more about cock thickness. The best fucks I’ve had have been large cocks with nice thickness. But I wouldn’t ever fuck a small cock regardless of thickness.

Men with a small cock don’t deserve time or attention from pretty girls unless it involves humiliation. Pretty girls like me and my girlfriends get a little kick when we find men with a small cock and give them a dose of small cock humiliation. I think the verbal and small cock hand signal humiliation (hand signals like the little pinkie finger wave or the small cock loser “L” or the mini cock size sign) keep a man with a small cock in his place, realizing that pretty girls don’t even think of small cock losers as potential fucks. Or think of them at all. If only men with a small cock could be rendered invisible so pretty girls didn’t even have to deal with them. Imagine being at a club or party and all the small cock men are (waves magic wand) now invisible and only the well hung men are visible. It would make our cock hunting so much easier. Pretty girls would immediately be able to make our large cock sexual selections and head home with whoever we wanted, without worrying about whether our sex stud had a small cock. So what can be done? Small cock men should just make themselves invisible! Or take themselves out of the picture and not bother us pretty girls, not flirt with us, not try to present themselves as potential hot bed mates, when they are just small cock duds and not large cock studs. All small cock duds are going to set themselves up for is humiliation.

One night while I was at a party, I decided to go home with a really pretty girl instead of a guy I’d met at the party, who I think felt the pang of rejection that I’d chosen a girl to sex up vs. going with him and getting fucked. As I was getting ready to leave the party, he gave me his mobile phone number and told me that if I wasn’t satisfied with lesbo sex, I should ring him up. There was no need to call his cock to the rescue as being with the girl was incredible. She was a lesbian and not bi, and really knew how to lick pussy and got me off many times over. The next day, one of my girlfriends called to see how my girl on girl sex went and I told her how awesome it was. She then laughed and said luckily I didn’t go home with that guy, because he’s known for having a small cock! Small cock encounter averted! I don’t know why men with a small cock even try to pick up pretty girls. All I would have done as soon as I found out he had a small cock would have been to get him out the door. Men with a small cock will claim they can lick mad pussy, but they’re still doing it with a small cock attitude, not with a clit attitude that a lesbian has. Meaning the end game for a lesbian is to lick pussy and make a girl cum. Whereas a man with a small cock licks pussy and hopes the girl will relent if he begs and let him have 2 minutes to pathetically hump her with his small cock as a thank you for the pussy licking session.

Whenever a man brags about his cock size, it either means he has a small cock and is trying to boost his low cock self esteem or he has a large cock size, but is one of those guys who thinks that impaling a girl with his huge cock is all he has to do to get a girl off. Yes, it’s true, some well endowed men think that immediately skewering a girl with their monster cock is what a girl wants. Not! We want to be screwed, not skewered. Not that a small cock is ever preferable for a fuck… The point I’m making is that some guys with large cocks don’t even know how to use them properly! They need fucking lessons! A large cock is a terrible sex toy to waste. So I’ve had to teach a few guys with a large cock how to properly do a girl, especially since impalement when a girl isn’t quite ready to be rammed by a big hard rod, can be painful. But there is no point in showing a man with a small cock anything about fucking, because a small cock is a tiny useless toy. It may have some use to its owner for masturbation purposes, but no girl wants to have sex with a small cock. A small cock might as well be a clit, because most girls wouldn’t be able to feel a small cock in their pussy, even if they were to screw one.

One of my girlfriends has been successful in playing online poker. She decided to start playing casino cash games to see if she was any good at playing at the tables. She’s a pretty blonde, so she was hoping her looks would distract male players and give her an edge. However, she found live games were more difficult and time-consuming. When she was playing online, she would run multiple games at once, and usually clear a few hundred a night. Plus she told me the men at the live games have been more obnoxious than the men commenting in the chat boxes online which she could just ignore.

Then she shared a most interesting story with me. One recent night at the poker table, at the end of a hand, one player asked another what he’d been holding, most likely to deduce what his strategy was. The player said he’d been holding a jack and a six. Then he added to my girlfriend he “was always holding a six”. In poker parlance, this means cock size. When a player says, he’s always holding a six or seven or eight, it means the number of inches he supposedly has in his pants. So what was my girlfriend’s priceless response to him after he told her he was always holding a six? To her, a six was a small cock. She reported to us girls afterward that we should have seen the looks on their faces when she not only laughed, but also announced to the men at the table, “I prefer men who are holding at least an eight.” The men at the table looked a little taken aback. Had she figured out they all had a small cock in their pants? My girlfriend knew she was basically dealing, well she wasn’t dealing the cards, but she was dealing with a table of small cock players and should have no problem beating the small cock fours, fives and sixes and taking all their chips. She proceeded to play more aggressively against the small cock losers and it worked like magic as the small cock players had already been beaten, by her putting them down for their small cock size. So she cleaned up at that game and figured her live game strategy should be to play against male players as if they all had a small cock.

Because men with a small cock have far less opportunity to experience sexual satisfaction from having sex with pretty girls, under-hung men have learned to get their sexual satisfaction in other more common or even clever ways. From jerking off. From watching porn. From rejection and humiliation. I know when I go out clubbing with my girlfriends and a wimp with no bulge in his pants asks if he can buy me a drink and I say no, that rejection is as titillating to him as if I’d said yes. Most likely, the small cock wimp then goes home later that night with all the pretty girls who rejected him stored in his “spank bank” and jerks off his small cock. Now my girlfriends and I even catch these small cock losers taking digital photos and digital video clips of us with their cell phone cameras at dance clubs or on the beach. We’re sure they upload our hot photos and video clips so they can have more spank fodder for their small cock. It makes us feel like we are non-nude porno for these tiny cock losers. It seems apparent that men with a small cock not only like to spank to porn, but also to real girls all around them, who they’ve been rejected by, or humiliated by, because at least they got some sort of reaction from us girls, right? Porn stars are just fantasy girls who small cock wimps can’t interact with, but men with a small cock can own us girls in their reality, if only for a moment, even if all we said to them was: no!

A few years ago when I was going to university, my girlfriends and I found out there was a group of guys secretly keeping a list of girls on a hidden page within a seemingly innocent blog, specifically a list of girls who would mercy fuck guys with a small cock. One of my clever girlfriends busted open the blog so we were able to view the “Mercy Fuck List”. The small cock losers who made the list even noted a pathetic caveat, “The Mercy Fucks can be redeemed only one time. Good luck!” We assumed this meant the Mercy Fuck girls were nice, sweet, perhaps sexually naive girls who didn’t know how to be brutally honest and say, “Get the fuck out of my room you small cock loser. I’m not going to suck or fuck your small cock!” Instead, they would just mercy fuck the guy with the small cock. But at least it seemed that the Mercy Fuck girls had the temerity not to fuck any of the small cock losers again. In addition, some girls were placed on a supplemental list called “Drunken Sluts” with this descriptive: “When they get drunk and horny, they won’t even notice your small cock size.” Since my girlfriends at university and I were only into fucking guys with large cocks, we were disappointed to find these long lists of girls who would supposedly mercy fuck small cock losers or who would get so drunk that they wouldn’t notice they were being fucked by a small cock.

Every time a birthday rolls around for one of my girlfriends, the rest of us always buy a sex toy as a gag gift for the birthday girl, so we can all have a good party laugh. At the last birthday shebang, we gave the birthday girl an impossibly large dildo which would have never ever fit into any girl’s pussy. The birthday girl now jokes that she keeps it in the glove box of her car, for protection, ready to strike any threatening stranger. Can you picture the news headline: Mugger Beaten by Giant Dildo! With another girlfriend’s birthday pending, a few of us made a quick shopping trip to the sex toy store to check out some gag gift options. Gag, well no pun intended there. We immediately pounced on a Penis Extender! The packaging stated: “Small Cock? The PenEx is the solution!” My girlfriends and I burst out laughing in the store. Would a man with a small cock buy a penis extender thinking a girl couldn’t feel the difference between a real small cock plus a penis extender? Wouldn’t a girl reject a small cock loser sporting a pathetic Penis Extender and laugh her ass off about his pathetic small cock appendage extension? We decided to buy the Penis Extender and tell the birthday girl she could give this to any men with a small cock who want to have sex with her. Of course, since the birthday girl is a size queen, she would ever screw a man with a small cock, so that would be the birthday party gag gift joke.