Albertson's On Wilshire Purchased By Apple

April Fool's 2013!

Posted Apr. 1, 2013, 9:22 am

Staff Report

By Loo King Good/Assembled Press

Apple,
manufacturer of the popular iPhone and other personal electronics, has
purchased the closed Albertson’s store building on Wilshire Boulevard in Santa Monica.

Apple
spokesman said they were not at liberty to discuss what use Apple would
make of the building, and added that reports of ship containers in the
former store’s parking lot being unloading under cover of darkness had
nothing to do with activity in the building.

A food delivery
person for Ton of Won Ton Cafe on Wilshire spoke to The Mirror, claiming
that large lunch and dinner orders have been going into the building
for weeks. The same source claimed that at one point a door opened and
he could hear what he described as “some sort of authority figure”
shouting “Work all night, every night, and you’ll be home for
Christmas.”