Troll Doll Celebrities

(Jimmy Fallon with a British accent)

Hello Hello my name is Jimmy Fallon, and welcome to the auditions for TrollProductions Inc Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor ournew line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials So thanks forcomingLet's just start the auditions, uh, first up, Mr John Travolta

(Jimmy Fallon as John Travolta)

She's like, I swear to God, I mean I can't believe you guys are trying to sellthese things, right I mean like, who does his hair? I mean like, his hair's sofrizzy I mean like, you guys can probably get some, like, anti-friz shampoo orsomething, right? I mean, I don't know how you guys expect to sell these thingslooking so weird, right? (His laugh from Grease) A-huh-huh

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)

Thank you, uh, next up, Cliff Calvin, the mailman from Cheers?

(Jimmy Fallon as Cliff Clavin)

Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy I was talking with Marty about these dollsTurns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls were made in the 1300's,by, uh, Indian chiefs looking for a story to keep their children occupiedThese trolls are nice, but i'd rather be having a beer with Normy back at thebar

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)

Thank you, Cliffy Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Seinfeld

(Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld)

Okay people, okay Will ya look at these things? I mean, do you remember whendolls used to have moving arms and legs? Am I right? He doesn't have any pantson! What's the deal with that?! No pants! You get the doll You don't get thepants!

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)

Thank you, uh, next up, actor Nicolas Cage

(Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage)

Who? What? Where?

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)

That's all I got for that one actually Next up, uh, comedian Robin Williams

(Jimmy Fallon as Robin Williams)

Oh yes, troll dolls, yes A beautiful thing, yes It's a beautiful thing YesLooks like Don King on Viagra, yes Yes, suddenly the guy's at home going,"What the hell's going on there?", yes Meanwhile, there's a kid at home going,"Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll!", yes Meanwhile, the guy's at homegoing, "I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll!", yes SuddenlyArnold Schwarzenegger's at home going, "Yah, I like to eat troll doll with myEnglish Muffin", yes Suddenly, Mr Happy's coming out going, "Lewinski,Lewinski!", yes Thank you

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)

Uh, next up, next up, next up for the audtions, uh, Mr Gilbert Gottfried

(Jimmy Fallon as Gilbert Gottfried)

What is this? What kinda kid plays with something like this? They're so weirdlooking! What kinda kid would play with something like this? I'd like to be thevoice of this And that's not good

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)

Thank you Last but not least, uh, Mr Adam Sandler

(Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler and his mother)

Adam: Alright, how ya doing? Alright, this is, uh, okay This is, uh, this isme, giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay Here we go Uh, uh, mom, I, uhHi I uh, I uh, I got you a troll (Making baby sounds)Mother: What did you say?Adam: I said, I, uh, I said I got you a troll (More baby sounds)Mother: I can't hear you What did you say to your poor mother? Speak up,pleaseAdam: I said, I got you a trollMother: I'm outta control? What are you saying?!Adam: I wish you would just take the doll and, SHUT UP!