Prince Abiola Olatunde spoke of his frustration yesterday, as his attempts to enrich his fellow internet users continue to fall upon deaf ears.

Employing a team of volunteers from the school he funds directly, he asks them to select random emails to contact lucky recipients for such treasures as $11,000,000 cash direct into your account or to offer help in locating relationship saving sexual performance enhancing drugs.

"I do not know whether this is a symptom of the poor grammar and spelling from my pupils or the fantastical nature of my offerings but I genuinely want to make the world a better place. To receive insults and sarcasm back has made me very sad."

The Prince is celebrated as a generous philanthropic man in the Abuja neigbourhood he grew up in and wants to bestow his gifts upon the world.

"I have many riches and secrets I want to share. Like my 100% guaranteed penis enhancement pills, my credit card company that requires no credit check but has low interest rates and the saucy pictures of that girl you are attracted to!"

It was difficult to doubt Prince Abiola as he described to me a sure fire way to make big money on the Stock Market, gave me a DVD full of legal software and showed me very saucy pictures of that girl from accounts.