Classic Quote: Mercury, " The Metal Men of earth will be a mouthful
you can't swallow".

Story
Doc has created robot miniatures to be sold at the New York
Association for brain injured children including Sergeant Rock, The
Haunted Tank and Wonder Woman.

Tina Ducks Cleo

That afternoon at the association Doc
gets friendly with a model called Cleo and they all go to Fire
Island for the weekend. Platinum flips out and ducks Cleo and Doc
blows a gasket at her and Cleo tells Doc to split. Tina is upset and
takes the jetaway to escape so Gold tells Tin to become a boomerang
and all of the Metal Men hang on except for Iron who whirls the
boomerang and they all land on the jetaway as it heads to the moon.

Suddenly the radio crackles to life it's a distress signal but
weak, so Gold and Platinum create a larger antenna. Mercury asks
them to send a homing beam, but WHROOOSH it's the wrong beam and the
Metal Men are reduced to toy size. Gold becomes a pile of coins so
they can reach the controls and they continue to the source of the
distress signal, which is a planet surrounded by toy size spaceships
which attack the jetaway and send it careering towards the planet.

Metal Men Save Wooden Robots

Tin and Nameless engage the ASA-MBS
(automatic safety anti-magnetic bumpers) and they land safely. On
the planet is a spooky looking building and inside two wooden robots
are been attacked by metal termites.

The
Metal Men attack the termites and save the wooden robots and as the
termites split they vow to attack earth and destroy it. The wooden
robots admit they are not very clever and try to enlarge the Metal
Men but turn them into pretzel shapes. The Metal Men now leave and
return back to earth to get Doc to fix them but he is out so they
try to do it themselves but become stiff and cannot move. They get
put on display with the other miniature toys and a blind boy chooses
to take them home.

Attacking The Termites

That night the termites attack earth and
it makes the blind boy cry. As he falls to sleep his tears fall on
the Metal Men and their saline content allows them to move and grow
back to normal size. They go to the bridge and attack the
termites but they are now to big so they
decide to heat up Mercury till he explodes. The termites are
destroyed and so are the Metal Men. Next morning the Doc is hovering
up the debris and realises the Metal Men are part of the debris. He
takes the debris to the robot recovery room and restores them. They
all go to the blind boy to thank him for all his help.