Japanese fashion retailer Uniqlo has revealed some bizarre CMs for their bra top vests, requesting a myriad of women to sketch their breasts and then talk about them; a promotional stunt that may at least garner the attention of amorous males but will likely not hold a candle to that of Uniqlo’s prior “sex tape” marketing charade.

A couple of the breast-centric CMs, with some even featuring the opinions of English-speaking women: