Micaela Schaeferis my favorite kind of gal. She really has little use for clothing. I'm sure she has an innate desire to shop, like most, but when she does it's generally tiny tops, revealing bottoms, or as she did for this Fragrance launch in Germany, a dress with not very much material.

The first step is making sure you have the body to pull this kind of dress off. I'm going to go ahead and certify Micaela in that regard after a thirty-minute up and down scan over her boobtastic revealing form. The second step is the ability to be mostly nekkid in public and smile like you're a royal without a care in the world. That's another check for Micaela. The third step is to call me discreetly to come help you pull your little wardrobe out of various places it might be clinging. Nobody's yet to reach that third step, but I keep my cellphone charged 24x7 just in case. Enjoy.