"Ellis attempted to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup on May 1, 1974, as he was angry that the Pirates were intimidated by the Big Red Machine.Ellis admired Pete Rose and was concerned about how he would respond, but Ellis decided to do it regardless. Ellis hit Rose, Joe Morgan, and Dan Driessen in the top of the first inning. Cleanup batter Tony Pérez avoided Ellis's attempts and drew a walk; the first pitch to Perez was thrown behind him and over his head. Ellis threw two pitches that he aimed at the head of Johnny Bench, at which point Ellis was removed from the game by manager Danny Murtaugh. Ellis's box score for the game reads as follows: 0 IP, 0 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0 K. Ellis tied eight other players for the MLB record with the three hit batsmen in the inning."

I don't think Garza or Nolasco is worth the prospects. Garza is definitely overrated and overpriced. Capuano is shitty, but he has a lower career ERA than Nolasco, is just as durable, and comes at half the cost.

Bruce Bochey has always been a piece of shit. I always remember what Tommy Lasorda said about him..."Bruce Bochey couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat". And now the jerk manages a piece of shit wannabe team.

The lineup cards distro'd at home plate before the game had one thing, but Oyster Pubes and Fat Panda batted differently. Donnie waited until Posey had his AB and then pointed it out, so the run was erased, an out was declared (second out), the runner sent back to third, and Pubes back up to bat. He then flew out to Puig.

Yeah he's perfect so far. Perfect game. Wow. Wouldn't want to jinx that by saying he had a perfect game and a no hitter. Perfect game. Yup. Sure does have a perfect game. Hey macarver tell the audience that he has a perfect game.

Bochy said he thinks they are making progress with Panda's weight? Really? I guess if their goal is to increase it. He looks fatter than I've ever seen him. His face is he size of a giant fat ugly fucking pumpkin.