London Underground to introduce racism carriages

London Underground has unvieled plans to introduce 'racism carriages' secifically for people who want to let off steam after a hard days work by shouting indescriminate abuse towards anyone who looks foreign.

The plans have been announced following a rise of single mothers who have a penchant for drinking from midday, and then reciting BNP rhetoric to confused tourists.

"They come over here to get benefits!" Wailed unemployed mother of seven Champagne. "Then they take our jobs. I worked hard for my GCSE in lipstick management, and now I want to get a job as a doctor, but the NHS won't employ me. Why? Because they said they want to employ people who are better qualified, which means people who are foreign, probably. A lot of these muppets can't even speak English good. I'm not saying Hitler was right, I'm not a racist for God's sake, but I just hate blacks, Jews and browns. I'm also not a huge fan of the Irish if I'm being totally honest."

A series of angry rants from a number of women who have the collective IQ of a bag of potatoes, have been uploaded onto youtube, prompting the government to introduce carriages where people who like to treat outdated conjecture as facts, can do so without being judged. The 'white is right' carriages will be at the rear of the train, and will include buffet cars selling cans of special brew, pregnancy test kits, and signed photos of Nick Griffin kicking a black person in the face.

"At The London Underground we try to address the needs of all of our passengers." Said a Government Spokesperson. "So unfortunately that means we have to cater for the whim of people who think that Nicaragua is part of mainland Europe, as well as people who use double negatives as part of their diction."

Ooh, do you think London Underground would have personalised decor? e.g. crosses of St George and/or union flag on exterior and/or interior? And perhaps, on the doors, in silhouette, a fat bloke eating a pie? In the same way as 'Gents'/'Ladies'