Driver falls asleep at wheel, crashes into mattress store

On Monday night, around 11:30 p.m., the woman was on her way home after a 13-hour shift (thanks, Obama!) when she fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a mattress store (photo above).

Firefighters rushed to the Sleep Experts store on Henderson Avenue, according to the police report, and found the driver, unharmed, and inside the vehicle. Because she might as well catch some z’s, right? Amirite or amirite? Or amirite?

The mattress store and real estate company are currently estimating damages, but no worries

There was no immediate estimate on the amount of damage caused to the building, and no word on whether or not the store was open for business the next day.

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