From Meredith: Lainey needs therapy

Girl, you"re trippin". What"s with the self-hatred, Lainey? Sure Bai Ling is a crazy bitch, but I never considered her to be an example for Asians. She"s just making herself look like an idiot. Personally, I think you"ve got issues with being Asian, so you use Bai as an excuse to bash your own people. "and yet for some reason my people produce the sickest, most demented perverts in the history of all perverts"...you"ve got to be kidding me! You need to look next to you in bed. White men are unmatched when it comes to serial killing & child pedophilia. Sweetie, you need therapy.
Dear Meredith,
Sorry disappoint, but I"m over that one. Contrary to what many klansmen believe, not all non-whiteys want to be white. My therapy sessions focus instead on issues related to being an only child. Like being smothered by my mother who still feels the need to call me three times a day for the most inane reasons. I"m also working on how not to be a petty bitch and how to curb my incessant need to complain about everything. But if you still have doubts about my Asian pride, I suggest you refer back to the time when I kicked Sophie from Malaysia"s ass after she questioned my Asianship. Thank you for your concern though. I appreciate that you care about my mental health.