Logitech Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse

They say you shouldn’t put your wire in the company ports. Well, it’s your lucky day! Because the Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse has no wires!

“Whoa, Donna, what’s that in your hand?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Harry, and I want you to go away.”

“Is that a regular mouse with a cord?”

“Harry, we discussed this in the HR meeting. It was specifically stated that you can’t come over to my cubicle without a valid reason. Do you have a valid reason, Harry?”

“You bet I do, Donna! Did you know that regular corded mice can cause Double Cancer? Why, that’s the most fatal disease the world has ever known!”

“Harry, I need you to leave my cubicle right now.”

“Okay, Donna, but maybe you should consider a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse. It’s small, and it’s wireless. Plus it’s easy to carry, the transmitter even fits in the bottom of the casing, and that means-”

“Harry, I need you to leave my cubicle. Right now.”

“Sure thing, Donna. Just worried about your health is all. If you ever need a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse you know where to find me.”

“Jeez. It’s like he doesn’t even get it! Oh, hi, Steve. Do you need something?”

“Hey, Donna, I’m taking up a collection and was hoping you’d give a few bucks. It’s for Polly. She’s in the hospital, you know.”

“Oh, Steve! Of course I will! What’s wrong with her?”

“Double Cancer.”

“Oh, that’s… what?”

“Yeah. Doctors say she was using a regular mouse. You know, with a wire? He said if she’d had a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse it never would have happened. Hindsight is 20/20, I guess. If only I could go back and warn her. If only I could stop her from using an ordinary wired mouse.”

“Steve, I don’t want to seem… did Harry put you up to this?”

“Harry? Why would… I mean… Oh! Is that a wired mouse? Donna, you’ve got to get rid of that! Hey, Harry has a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse just lying around his apartment, I bet he’d give it to you if you stopped by his place and-”

“Steve, please come with me to the HR office.”

“Donna, it’s not my fault. I lost a lot of money in the NCAAs. Harry said he’d cover me if I’d tell you that a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse would-”

Woot.com is operated by Woot Services LLC.
Products on Woot.com are sold by Woot, Inc., other than items on Wine.Woot which are sold by the seller specified on the product detail page.
Product narratives are for entertainment purposes and frequently employ
literary point of view;
the narratives do not express Woot's editorial opinion.
Aside from literary abuse, your use of this site also subjects you to Woot's
terms of use
and
privacy policy.
Woot may designate a user comment as a Quality Post, but that doesn't mean we agree with or guarantee anything said or linked to in that post.