I want to tell you something I've been wanting to tell you for years.
I love you.
I love you so much.
When I saw you roaming around in that Wal-Mart. I fallen in love with you. Your beautiful face with that peach fuzz. Those fat legs. That beautiful pot belly. I couldn't help it but get a boner. I followed you around the store. Lusting for you. Until you were done shopping. I followed you outside. Until you went in your vehicle. I quickly went to my vehicle and immediately started following you back home. I remembered the address. Now and then. I usually come over near your house and stalk you in your neighbor's bush. I planned to move nearby so I can watch you everyday of your life.