UnTunes:Request Line

This is the request page. Got an idea for the funniest song ever, but can't write rhymes, or play anything? Here is where you tell us your deepest, darkest desires. . . a rewrite of Harry Belafonte's Day-O, called Gay-O that describes a queer blind date? Or Selenian Rhapsody, about a gypsy living on the moon? Whatever notions your sick, twisted minds can conceive can be made into an UnTune. A lot of them probably shouldn't be, but that's a matter for future generations to untangle.

So go ahead and place your ideas and requests below. Include as many details as possible:

If it's a spoof of an existing song, the title and artist of the source song.

The title or any lines you've come up with.

The theme, angle, or spin you want to put on it.

Any sound effects or other audio things.

Anything else you think will help.

Don't be shy, if it takes a couple of paragraphs to outline it, that's what it takes. More is better. Satisfaction may or may not be guaranteed, batteries not included, allow 6 to 80 weeks for delivery.

Want someone to read it loud? Want it to sound completely unharmonious? Then you better go here.

Also, maybe someone could do something like Between the Buried and Me would do, but with people not actually saying any intelligible words into the mic...not that you can hear them already. Claudius Ineptus 21:42, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I have some lyrics, but they aren't complete and I need someone to record them. Basically, It's a song about a gangsta gnome named 25 cent, who runs around shooting people and bustin lyrics. Picture a yard gnome, but in blinkage, running around as a gangsta rapper. Yeah.

(Chorus) Yo my peeps I'm a gangsta gnome What is my name? I'll let it be known I'm 25 cent wid a capital C The one who makes all the magic is me!

I walk into town, wearin' all my bling I see sum hatas and a bullet goes zing A hata turns an eye He knows its time to die and as it all gets gory thats the end of his story

Ah Asia, Home of Japan, China and Korea. But do you know what's in West Asia? Iraq. This is a song about the Iraq done in the style of Will Smith's Wild Wild West with a combination of the Music from Iraq and J-Pop. --NXWave 02:46, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

A song about how much the listener sucks at things like Uncyclopedia, sex, and such? --Emmzee 14:16, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Prog Rock - Hello all professional artists. I'd like to ask a clip of Prog Rock tabulation there. I know the tabulation is a total joke, but there are some possible notes there. You can also try screams and other crazy stuff. Don't think of anything or arrange a well-written song, remember, it's Prog, hehe. You have 42 hours before I'll come to your house and screw all your pets. This message will self destruct it 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *explosion sound* - It'sgneomI 11:51, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I was just about to ask for the same thing. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 07:57, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh yes, I will grant your request. This is way too tempting. - User:Norresdusk

It's been way more than 42 hours. . . Where were you Gneomi!? I had my cats greased up all for nothing. And they're very disappointed: they were looking forward to your hot monkey love. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN •Eh? •Oh! •UnTunes! •• I my cat! 22:47, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

What about a rendition of Santa Claus is coming to town to be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to get the kids to be quiet? Eg.

We have got to put in I Am the Very Model of a Whiny Emo Myspace #####! There's already an article about it! Please put this in! Pleeeeeeeease! Cheddar Cheesia 22:27, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

EDIT: Ok. I made a petition to get this song on. Just go to my userpage to sign it! Cheddar Cheesia 00:03, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

If somebody actually records it, yeah. Right now it's just lyrics. And the audio for Uncyclopedian's Song is a different arrangement, so I can't just re-record different words over it. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN •Eh? •Oh! •UnTunes! •• I my cat! 00:13, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, I'm trying to fight for this song with the petition. Hopefully someone will enforce it. Cheddar Cheesia 00:16, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Fight? Enforce? How are you going to force someone to record it? If somebody's willing to do the work, they're welcome to post it. I'll even post my midi file for Uncyclopedian's Song, if someone wants to use it as a starting point to rearrange it, but I don't have the time to do it myself. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN •Eh? •Oh! •UnTunes! •• I my cat! 00:50, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

How did you make that song, by the way? Do you have a band? Cheddar Cheesia 00:52, 29 December 2006 (UTC)