Don't mind the topic. I was bored. so, today I watched "daddy's day care" for the.. errm.. 15th time i think. YES! I know it came in 2003, but wtv. I love the part where Eddie dressed up as a broccoli and that fat guy dressed up as a carrot.

20070524

mhmm, it's been a while since i last saw the movie 'Selena' played by Jennifer Lopez. I've forgotten bout' this movie until Nat sang it in class yesterday. Ya'll should watch it. It's really touching. I actually cried at the last part. When you watch it you'll know why. Anyway, one of her songs that I really LOVE is 'Dreaming Of You' which was played in the last part of the movie. The lyrics are REALLY nice too;

Late at night when all the world is sleeping I'd stay up and think of you And I'd wish on a star That somewhere you are thinking of me too

Cuz I'm dreaming of you tonight Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be Then here in my room, Dreaming about you and me

Wonder if you even see me And I wonder if you know I'm there If you looked in my eyes Would you see what's inside? Would you even care?

I just wanna hold you close But so far, all I have are dreams of you So, I wait for the day and the courage to say How much I love you(Yes, I do)

I'll be dreaming of you tonight Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be Then here in my room, Dreaming about you and me

Ahhh...I can't stop dreaming of you Ahhh...I can't stop dreamin

Late at night when all the world is sleeping I'd stay up and think of you And I still can't believe that you came up to me And said, "I love you; I love you too"

Now I'm dreaming with you tonight Till tomorrow, and for all of my life And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be Then here in my room, Dreaming with you endlessly...

20070510

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. Ifasked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walkout triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone,"the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work itout of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

Prithivi : Actually, God drops them down the chimney.. But, that's a problem if you're expecting a baby and have no chimney...

Bloody : They fall from the sky everytime it rains..the lucky ones are the ones who get caught before...well...they fall and crack their heads open.

Mayhem: My ass.

You: Demons

Grhou: Babies come from the man across the street that offers you candy.

Tokyo: Baby come frm storks.

Luxaky: Under rocks.

Princess: Cows. Baby come frm cows.

Cinderalle: umm.. ebay, duh.

Colio: u wanna no where there from? if u dont clean your teeth everyday then a human will start to grow from yer teeth.then when it gets big enough it eats your tongue.then after the tongue consumption it breaks your teeth and pops out from your mouth,then its your baby and u have to take care of it.

Kaumodoki: I dunno 'bout all you guys, but I came from a test tube. When I was of the age to consume nutrients by eating rather than injections, they put rats in a little box, sterilize them, then the box leads through an elongated tube into my nifty glass one! It's nice to slurp up their tails like spaghetti.

Third: They com frm under ur bed. O:

Asuwaka : Babies come from the bottom of your shoe, you know those little black things on the sidewalk? Well they stick to your shoe and they soon grow, but they need a bigger home so therefore the climb into your mother's ear at night and it goes through a long journey down into your mother's womb because the womb has no other use.

The moral of the story is, DO NOT post stupid topics; You'll just get STUPID answer ^^

imagine ur siggie in this spot;I tried to be like mc, but i failed.. i failed miserably

Layer FIVE : Do youSmoke : NopeCurse : Yeap. Tryin to stopTake a shower : MaybeHave a crush : Nope.Think you've been in love : Yep. With moi's dogGo to school : duh.Want to get married : MaybeBelieve in yourself : SumtimesThink you're a health freak : Nope. But I really do care about my health.Layer SIX : In the Past MonthDrank alcohol: Nah. i dont wanna be wasted.Gone to the mall: Few weeks ago.Been on stage: Yeah. When I was in primary.Eaten sushi: Yahh.Dyed your hair: Nope. Want to though Layer SEVEN: Have You Ever?Played a stripping game: Never Changed who you were to fit in: Nope. Wont be a plastic.Layer EIGHTAge you're hoping to be married: Dont know.

1. Ten guilty men go free OROne innocent man goes to jail for life2. Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects (i have spray)3. A life of contentment without love OR A life with love and heartache4. Skydiving from a plane OR Bungee jumping off a bridge (go jump over a small bridge )6. No television OR No music (televisyen got music )7. No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever (.. ever?)8. A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii9. An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost loved one10. No longer being able to cry OR No longer being able to feel the need to cry11. Sex without love OR love without sex (....?)12. Loving someone who doesn't love you OR being loved by someone you don't love