Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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We've made it over the hill,
but nothing can stop us
from acting like "kids".

Happy Birthday!

Artist:

Lisa Crisafi

Artist Notes:

Humorous and fun birthday card from one old goat to another. Silhouette of two mountain goats with large horns looking directly into the camera on a background of vertical stripes in different shades of gray. Thick cartoon script font in orange and yellow with black and white outlines speak directly to the recipient from these silly farm animals.

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1000223

Old, Old, Old Bullhorn Humorous Birthday card

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But you're not dead yet.
Let's celebrate.

Happy Birthday!

Artist:

Colleen Kong-Savage

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A beastly card with merciless, obnoxious birthday wishes made to amplify age, lest the one you love forgets.

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1215874

Humorous over the hill birthday greeting cartoon c…

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Once you're
over the hill
it's patch, patch, patch.

Have a great
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Artist:

Bruce Bolinger

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Laughter is the best medicine for the aging. It helps you forget all the aches and pains as you celebrate another birthday. The cartoon patient might have done better if he'd glued jokes all over his body.

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1337736

Humor Over The Hill Birthday Cards

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Almost Lifelike!!!!

Artist:

Tammy Moody

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by Moody

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324851

Over The Hill Blues Vegas Slot Machine Martini Car…

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VEGAS!!

Happy Birthday!

Artist:

Jeannette Goff

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886773

Over the Hill Birthday for her - humor card

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Oh, my mistake.

You're there!

Happy Birthday!

Artist:

Tom Rent

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This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY!
Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent

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491799

Holy Mackerel - you’re HOW old? card

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You may be over the hill
but you still kick "bass"!
Happy Birthday!

Artist:

Corrie Kuipers

Product Id:

799936

One candle card

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Is something burning?
Happy Birthday!

Artist:

Brian Payne

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Practice Fire Safety

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323328

Hot Mama Over The Hill Martini Beach Card

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Sun, Sand, and a Martini Shaker

Happy Birthday Chick!

Artist:

Jeannette Goff

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867483

Funny-Over-The-Hill-Customizeable-Photo-Birthday-C…

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... and over the hill you go!

Hope your birthday is
a walk in the park.

Artist:

Patty Cimlov-Zahares

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Feel free to change or add your own message on the inside.

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913955

Birthday humor, I might not notice Card

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I might not notice
both of us going
over the hill.
You first!
Happy Birthday!

Artist:

mm

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Funny, comial humor over the hill birthday greeting card. Guarantied to put a smile on the recipient's face. Especially if the recipient is a dog or pet lover.

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916643

Happy Birthday, Over the Hill, Rock Climbing Man c…

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You'll be over that
hill in no time!

Artist:

Lisa Crisafi

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871520

Thermoshield Mask Birthday card

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I've found the
perfect gift that will
help make it a safe
and Happy Birthday.
You're getting hotter
every year!

Artist:

Hannah Creative

Product Id:

892897

You know you’re over the hill, humor birthday, fun…

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... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!

Artist:

barbara schreiber

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Send humorous birthday wishes to that friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a cake and glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!

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917470

Humorous way over the hill happy birthday cartoon …

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It's your birthday,
you're way over the hill
and up against the proverbial wall.
You know time's short ...

Any final requests?

My request
is for you to enjoy a very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Artist:

Bruce Bolinger

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Time's in short supply with our cartoon guy. Anyone with a few decades of birthdays is also a short-timer. The verse drives home that point.

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1344522

Over the Hill Birthday Cute Sheep Humor card

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... and AWAYYY!

Celebrate a new beginning.
Happy Birthday

Artist:

Vicky Rubin

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This cute white sheep with balloons in a bright blue sky easily floats past fluffy clouds and over the hill to a new beginning.This gently humorous happy birthday card will make anyone feel good about getting older.

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1317484

Trail horse & gal rider card

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You're not over
the hill yet.

Happy Birthday!

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none

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202994

Face it - Attitude is Everything card

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Especially when we realize "over the hill" is now "down hill."
And whether you choose to coast, cruise or fly down that hill, I hope you do it with Attitude and lots of it!
Happy Birthday

Artist:

Natasha McManus

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246067

Shit Happens Wheelchair on Stairs Funny Birthday C…

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Happy Birthday. It's all downhill from here!

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NobleWorks Funny Cards

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Buy this birthday humor card from NobleWorks Cards today.

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1090112

70th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card

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Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!

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Free Spirit Designs

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580210

Martini and Pedicure Over the Hill Birthday Card

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While I try to remember
I think I'll have an Apple Martini
and a Pedicure!

Happy Birthday

Artist:

Jeannette Goff

Product Id:

682107

Over The Hill Lucky 7’S Slot Machine Birthday Card…

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LUCKY 7'S AND A
DOUBLE MARTINI!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Artist:

Jeannette Goff

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854116

Friend Birthday - Over The Hill card

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Over the Hill!
Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible,
because next year when another birthday comes,
you'll be better and older than ever!!!