Yesterday, while watching one of Allstate’s amazing and super funny mayhem commercials, I had an epiphany…penises are ugly. I mean, really, when’s the last time you saw a bumper sticker or t-shirt that said penises make me smile, or saw a commercial with a woman looking at a man’s penis like just the very site […]

I awoke this morning to the most horrific sound…my phone’s alarm. It was fortunate for the alarm that it was on my phone, for in that first waking moment nothing would have given me more pleasure than to throw the source of the wake-me-from-a-sound-sleep-ruin-a-good-dream noise maker out the window, onto the concrete drive, and watch […]

Boredom got the better of me at about 9:30 last night, so I decided to go shoot a couple games of pool. I take a shower and head to a favored local establishment. Upon arriving at the establishment, I see a gentleman at the tables I’ve played with for years, shooting against an unknown man. […]

Ever since the breakthrough that brought many men’s sex lives back to life, women have been asking, “Where’s my magic blue pill?” In response, researchers at pharmaceutical companies have spent the past decade trying to find the magic formula to end their sexual dysfunction and improve sexual desire, arousal and satisfaction in women. There are […]

With the divorce rate so high, there is a higher number than ever of 30-40 something divorcees, all in the pursuit of love, in one form or another. The need for skin to skin contact, and emotional intimacy keeps me in the pursuit of love. What I have found repeatedly along my journey is the […]

I love to laugh at the stupid things I do, but this time, I’m laughing at someone close to me (with permission of course). A female friend and I were out on the town. There was pool, dancing, and of course, tequila! She had been out since fairly early, and I met up with her […]

I absolutely love this new era of social networking. How else could you, with one click of a button, get into so many people’s business, start problems in existing relationships, begin new ones, and have disputes that are more public than if they’d been had in the courthouse square? Don’t like someone…want someone else not […]