I like Anna Faris so much, so much, so much. But… I’m worried. I worry that maybe the pressure after baby was too much, what with getting a new show and – gasp! – being almost 37 in Hollywood. Was it too much? There seems to be a lot of stress on her face, you know? Like…is it breaking?

I don’t want to say that. I don’t want to be harsh. She’s too sweet for it. But, but, but…

Something is going on here, OK? It’s more than just really, really, REALLY sh-tty makeup. (And lack of moisturiser.) It’s more than just a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE wig. It’s more than just her extreme thinnification. It’s all of it altogether and I wonder…

Is it worth it?

For her, I hope Mom, her new show with Allison Janney, is worth it. I hope by season 2 she can be less…whatever it is that’s making her look like she looked last night.