Watch Out Boy She’ll Chew You Up….

Suzanne knows that if she remains motionless for a long enough time she will eventually trap her prey. She will quickly enshroud him in her woolen yarns, thus quieting the death struggle. It is then that Suzanne will feed, sucking only the liquids out of her prey, leaving behind such indigestible materials as watches, belts and tube socks.

On the bright side, you could hold a whole platoon of stuffed animals in that thing, either in a corner of a bedroom or across the ceiling, or even down a wall. I’m not sure you wouldn’t scar your kid emotionally, but the stuffies would at least be off the floor.