Doctor Who baffled by new Doctor Who series

The Time Lord today admitted he will be baffled by the new series when it was shown the day after tomorrow in 4,759 BC.

'I've watched the whole series next year, and I'm utterly stumped by whatever's going on. Look, I know about the Time Conundrum of Antilles-18 Major, I can exist in 17 different dimension simultaneously, I can defeat several trillion Daleks who haven't got the sense to exterminate me, and I'm even starting to understand the reason for Nick Clegg, which will be a story arc a couple of months ago. But I totally fail to understand a single thing Stephen Moffat writes. Perhaps he's a Time Lord himself. Or just thinks he's being clever.'

Throughout the interview the Doctor was holding his new companion. 'It's amazing which bits can regenerate!' he said.