California needs an America where undocumented private allegations can form the basis of social-media justice campaigns against evil people who believe in the presumption of innocence, and if that fails we can just kill federal judges.

California’s favorite cis-gendered son was banned from “the playground” at San Francisco’s famous fetish festival this weekend, but his steely-dan gaze and fabulous hair made a magnificent impression on voters at the suspension booth.

The new slogan comes after Phillips admitted that “crude and callous law enforcement culture” caused him to laugh out loud at a blatantly racist email in 2016 and then sell his soul to George Soros when no one noticed.