This poor little feline befriended a Furby because she was terribly lonely.
After the Furby got her drunk on Bulldog Wine, and forced her to smoke NON-FILTERED
cigarettes, the Furby stole her Kitty-Caid money,
used all her Kitty-food-stamps, and put himself down as beneficiary in her will. He also
used her phone card to make SEVERAL long distance calls.