If you know who he is, you know more than I do. 1234~16:26, 9 November 2011

Yes, he'd be one hell of a lolcow, even horses are pressing charges of sexual harassment on the poor bloke. Mattsnow 16:34, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

If someone would like to collab so the article gets done fast, tell me on my talk page. I'm too lazy to do it all on my own, and besides, having it rapidly would be better since the little shitstorm about the lad is unfolding right now. Mattsnow 18:27, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know **** about the guy. I'd do it with someone, but it would mean trawling the hell out of Huffpost politics section. Also, we need an angle. Acute? As in acute ass, love *slap*. --Nikau 03:08, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

He's the Republican guy that said something about a 999 tax plan, and has since been accused of sexual harassment in one of his previous jobs. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything very funny about him. Maybe I should check out political cartoons on Slate or something. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 03:14, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Socky is very right though that we need an article about him. On the other hand, incredibly, we don't even have an article about Vince McMahon, who is one hell of a lolcow too. But my offer about the Hermann Cain collab stands, I'll probably start the article shortly, but if you start one or plan on starting one or plan on helping, please tell me so we don't write 2 articles at the same time and collab. :D And I know quite a bit about the bloke and his debacle since I follow the Empire's politics closely, hoping that the people over there actually wake up and elect the Messiah.Mattsnow 04:31, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

That's all you need to know except that to introduce him, we could talk about his days as Kansas Federal Reserve Chairman. And the 999 tax plan, which in reality turned out to be a joke. We could make it look like the biggest stupid political promise of em all! Plus of course the rapist angle. Make a little section at first to make him look legit without lying much, then go on a lollercoaster destruction. Mattsnow 00:03, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

I know he quoted a song from Pokemon and tried to pass it off as coming from an Olympics speech. He also said those who are poor or unemployed have chosen to be that way. He's basically an insensitive asshat; about as much a joke as every other politician these days, which makes him perfect bullshit fodder for Uncyc. Make sure you check his KnowYourMeme entry before you write the article! Lots of good stuff there. -- Sir"TheSlyPony"Invariably certifiable.04:43 November 11, 2011 (UTC)