Shy Love Is Now Running Matrix Models

After a shocking and ground breaking revelation posted earlier here today, we can know confirm my Horsenins, aka Shy Love, is in fact running Matrix.. Showing up to shoots bragging about the millions of dollars she’s made and how her pussy is worth it’s weight in gold.

Which begs the question, how much does Shy’s pussy weigh? Are there pussy weigh stations along the highway? What if your pussy weighs too much? Does a pussy need a work visa?

That horseface’s entire life is a lie. She lied about graduating from college 2 years early, she lied about having an MBA. She lied about getting fired from 1800PetMeds. She lied about trying to swindle people out of money. She lied about turning out the whores at ATMLA. And now she’s lying about this. Her whole life has been a continuous con job.