Classic Children's Funny Songs

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If you go down to the woods today You're sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today You'd better go in disguise!For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain, Because today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.Picnic time for Teddy Bears The little Teddy Bears are having A lovely time today. Watch them, catch them unawares, And see them picnic on their holiday.See them gaily gad about. They love to play and shout, They never have any care; At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies Will take them home to bed, Because they're tired little Teddy BearsEvery Teddy Bear who's been good Is sure of a treat today. There's lots of marvelous things to eat And wonderful games to play.Beneath the trees where nobody sees They'll hide and seek as long as they please 'Cause that's the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic.Picnic time for Teddy Bears The little Teddy Bears are having A lovely time today. Watch them, catch them unawares, And see them picnic on their holidaySee them gaily gad about They love to play and shout, They never have any care; At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies Will take them home to bed, Because they're tired little Teddy Bears.If you go down to the woods today, You'd better not go alone! It's lovely down in the woods today, But safer to stay at home!For ev'ry bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain, because Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.Picnic time for Teddy Bears The little Teddy Bears are having A lovely time today. Watch them, catch them unawares, And see them frolic on their holiday.See them gaily gad about They love to play and shout, They never have any care; At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies Will take them home to bed, Because they're tired little Teddy Bears.

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This is a collection of my favourite songs, rhymes, riddles and poems. Many of them I remember from my childhood and many of them I have discovered since then.

I still sing many of these songs to this day, whether it is with my own children or the children that I teach at school. I find them a great means of stress relief both in and out of the classroom.

Most of these songs should be in the public domain. You will also find that there are multiple versions for each song or rhyme. Please feel free to share your variation, request some sheet music or inform me of any funny songs that should be added to the list..