The Fifth Annual Hideout Christmas Egyptian/Cosmic Panto: Mekons fans, this is the Christmas show for you, with Jon Langford (apparently performing in drag as Cleopatra) joined by Bobby Conn, Hideout co-owner Tim Tuten and other conspirators in a very untraditional take on a longstanding British holiday tradition known as the panto, or pantomime. The early shows are “family friendly,” 7 and 10 p.m. Friday-Saturday and 3 p.m. Sunday at the Hideout, 1354 W. Wabansia, $12 (adults), $16 (children under 16); ticketfly.com.

Morrissey: Rescheduled from a canceled Nov. 10 show when a member of Morrissey’s band had visa problems, this concert presents the U.K. singer as a perennial whose audience has remained addicted to his charms since the demise of the Smiths back in the ‘80s, 7 p.m. Saturday at Congress Theater, 2135 N. Milwaukee Av., $39.50; ticketfly.com.