The Committee for National Security has issued a formal denunciation of Oliver Louisovich Stone for neo-Trotskyism and treason against the peasants and workers of America united under the singular leadership of the Party and its Glorious Leader, Comrade President Barack Barakovich Obama.

This denunciation was transmitted via telegram to the Central Committee of the Party, which will consider it during the next plenary session, during which Oliver Louisovich’s membership status in the Party will be formally adjudicated by the Sub-Committee for Political Theory and Party Discipline.

Until the Central Committee makes a final ruling, Oliver Louisovich’s loyalty to the Party is considered suspect. Further denunciations are welcome.

The Committee for National Security’s telegram outlined a number of Oliver Louisovich’s departures from correct political thought, especially criticizing Comrade President Barack Barakovich’s increased surveillance of American citizens and use of appropriate means of action to ensure the prosperity of World Socialism as it is blossoming in America.

Here are a number of Oliver Louisovich’s erroneous and salacious accusations:

In this interview, Oliver Louisovich’s fellow traveler, Peter Kuznick, remarks that many American students have learned Socialist values of compassion and mandatory volunteerism, which is cultivated in our public schools via college admissions processes and the awarding of non-merit based scholarships. This after criticizing the State’s necessary actions to ensure the security of the State that pays the living expenses of these students while they serve the People!

The Party must provide proper security for the workers and peasants of America to ensure the continual, uninterrupted flow of services to them. This challenging task requires administrative organs and bureaucracy, both to monitor the effectiveness of the Party’s efforts and to weed out subversive elements. Our Glorious Leader takes no pleasure in human suffering, but rejoices when the enemies of the People are eliminated through both judicial and extra-judicial processes!

We should be glad that the Party cares enough about us to monitor our communications. Honest people have no need for secrecy, and those who are not guilty have no cause to be worried about being punished.

The Party cares for all citizens. Oliver Louisovich’s criticisms of the Party deserve formal censure until he offers either a clarification or a formal apology.

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,Comrade Nomenklatura-climberProletarian Red-noser

Even though comrade Stone has been very useful in pushing the Marx-like thinking forward and helped greatly in the bush-bashing era, I think you might have a point but will leave it to those more equal than I am to render judgment upon him. Just don't forget the klassics like this:

Comrade Stone's legendary exploits have been captured in our earlier propaganda materials. However, the revolutionary justice must have no exceptions. If the People's Court rules that Oliver Stone is not a comrade but, in fact, a traitor, we shall have to revise our previous statements and airbrush all related visual agitation.

Being a Partyer Party-ier, I can only see the comments of comrade Oliver Louisovich Stone as recognizing that all of the problems of the world and Amerika are the bushitler's fault. Even under the Messianiacal powers of The One it will take time to untie the bushitler gordian knot of complete guvmint control, so that complete guvmint control is vested in The One.

I still believe Oliver Louisovich Stone(d) played a part in the making of the movie "300". Surely the resemblance of Xerxes to The One is obvious. Yes? The metaphor of a small band (teabaggers) blocking the Forward! movement of our Glorious Hoards (proles) led by Xerxes (The One) is unmistakable! Comrade Stone's criticizing of Comrade President Barack Barakovich’s actions is merely a clever ruse meant to divert attention till the hoards are fully massed for the final victory! Вперёд, к победе коммунизма!

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand