Also? Just because you are used to feet upon feet of snow each year, we are not. After our last snow, this officially became DC’s snowiest winter on record. I think we deserve a little bit of leeway for getting so much more snow than we are used to. Say, two inches of snow is not a big deal, but if you dumped two inches of snow on Puerto Vallarta, they’d freak out too. Because they’re not used to it. Cut us some slack.

Stimey believes rodents are funny, autism may be different than you think, and that if you have a choice between laughing and crying, you should always try to laugh—although sometimes you may have to do both.