Priest Accidentally Airs Gay Porn During Presentation

April 4, 2012

Worst. Presentation. Skills. Ever!

I’m having a hard time imagining the unfamiliarity you would have to have with modern technology to screw up this badly.

Parents at a Tyrone parish had the shock of their lives when gay pornography flashed on screen during a presentation from the parish’s own Fr Martin McVeigh. Fr McVeigh was giving a presentation to the parents of First Communicants from the parish.

The Herald reports on the shocking story that comes out of St Mary’s School in Pomeroy, Co Tyrone. Fr. McVeigh was reportedly setting up a PowerPoint presentation for the parents of the parish when the pornography flashed on screen, at which point Fr. McVeigh promptly ended the presentation.

The images allegedly came on screen after Fr. McVeigh inserted a USB drive into the computer.

Don’t you just hate it when you hit the “gay porn” button instead of play?…

Can you imagine what happened to this priest’s body when he realized what was happening? Have you ever been giving a presentation and something is not going right? Seriously, seconds can seem like hours. Your body goes numb. It’s horrible. How slow would time be going for this guy when he realized he put up his man pictures instead of the PowerPoint?

But what the Sheol was this guy thinking? I mean everyone knows that you split your hard-drive and bury your porn in a password protected folder before giving a presentation…

I mean…

Uhhhh…

That’s what I’ve heard… from other bibliobloggers… yeah… other bibliobloggers who I have been counseling through their addiction, and shall have to remain anonymous to respect their process.