Proving that the coming singularity between the trends of the '90s and the obsessions of Tumblr will cause a massive rift in the space time continuum, the Internet belched, producing the following monstrosity. A combination of nerdy dreamboat Benedict Cumberbatch and a Cabbagepatch Kid, though not quite as celever as my favorite pun on the star's name*, it still should cause you nightmares/beautiful dreams for months: