Maybe the Seattle PD was onto something? Less than a week after Kurt Cobain’s case was briefly reexamined comes a bizarre Dutch beer commercial from Bavaria Radler that posits the Nirvana frontman is chilling on the same beach as Marilyn Monroe, 2Pac, Elvis, John Lennon, and Bruce Lee. Also, he got fat.

It’s only a matter of seconds before Yoko Ono and Courtney Love (who looks like Old Marilyn) charter a minivan to wherever Bavaria Radler’s headquarters are located and demand the clip be burned from the Internet, so enjoy it while you can. And by enjoy, I mean, feel sad that your dead idols are being resurrected to sell liquid sadness (that’s the title of my favorite Nirvana b-side).