Always at the forefront of innovation, Motivators Inc. releases the newest promotional product to hit the market: promotional humans.

For Immediate Release: Westbury, NY. April 1, 2009

The latest trend in promotional products? Humans. Due to the extensive economic crisis crippling our nation, humans need ways to make money and advertisers need to advertise. Motivators, Inc today rolled out the first in it's line of designs of promotional people. According to the website, people are available in various shapes and sizes and any PMS color can be matched. Features listed included 100% human and biodegradble. Currently there are three models available.

The classic includes a simple logo imprinted on the forehead. Seen below.

For a more subtle approach, there is the tone on tone imprint, favored among those looking to brand a classier human.

And finally there's the custom deluxe. This model features multiple imprint areas and the fact that the human will be super excited about your logo.

According to a blog announcing the promotional humans, promotional apparel is suggested as all humans are shipped blank. Cost is currently $0.15 per person, but the company warns that "you get what you pay for."