With Pavlovian perplexity pushing people’s political propaganda, unnecessarily over something that was never ever ever, never ever going to be an issue, till the Nincompoops made it a self serving one, to build more bathrooms.

So next time you hear or read a “news” “story” (it is neither news, nor a story), about public bathrooms, or somebody brings it up, quickly remind yourself and others, what the real issue is, and that it was started by Nincompoops.

I’m not looking to be right, just understood.

The best rationalization, explanation that I heard, proving what a non-issue issue this is, is how many times you have already been in a public bathroom, right alongside with someone who is transgender and you didn’t know it then, so why get all bent out of shape now?

What…just to “feed” into having the Nincompoops build more bathrooms?

The most commonly presented argument is for women’s safety, usually made by males, saying that they don’t want their wife or daughter in a bathroom with men.

Again, no one could probably count how many times this has already happened and it has not been a problem.

Therefore, the presented argument, hides the truth argument, dick fear, the insecure guys, yelling the loudest in opposition that some woman, might see how “small” they are. Knowing that they themselves are the ones that can’t handle “fe-male’s” using the same bathroom.

Men are insecure about the size of their dicks, and so they have to kill one another over the idea.

That’s what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That’s what all that adolescent, macho, male, posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about.

It’s called Dick Fear.

Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves. // Basically, men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem.

Geoege Carlin

From “Rockets & Penises in the Persian Gulf”

“Jammin’ in New York”

As an observer, I’ve witnessed this terrible topic tear my non-biological chosen children’s relationship with their bio – dad asunder simply because he dug his opinionated heels in, adding that one final camel, back breaking straw.

Who is the Nincompoop now?

Guidelines to thwart the Nincompoops.

Regardless of the apparatus, used to empty the bladder, if you are standing. Keep face forward, head down, urethra open, mouth shut.

If you have to make that much noise, you don’t have to go yet. If you continue to make that much noise, regardless of gender, go to the hospital, you are having a baby.

Certainly, do not start a conversation, with someone you recognized entering an adjacent stall. Or anyone else for that matter.

Biggest rule, stay off of the cell phone.

Unless you’re preventing a suicide, or talking to a flight attendant because the pilots are dead and you’re the only one that can help them land the plane, even though you have to go to the bathroom, all other conversations are frivolous and do not belong in a bathroom.

Pull the throttle up, ignore those buzzers, turn off the flashing light, quit crying and try to make those passengers stop screaming.