About Me
Hi - Me and my hubby are looking for a guy to be our regular playmate and friend...

Im a blonde, short, bicurious, curvy bbw girl that loves oral - giving and receiving.. touching -- kissing.. love to please my partner ..
I squirt so if you know how to make me --- extra credit for you! ;-) yes I have large breasts .. DDD..

I love a guy that can excite me and my mind...usually the sacastic type i love.. because i give it right back..lol..can you show me some moves I don't know.. teach me something? i like to please// .. tie me to the bed with silk scarves and tease me with your tongue..feathers and ice??

Hubby has ed problems so penetration is a problem... he is also bi - strickly loves to Give Oral... He is 51..salt/pepper hair.. dreamy brown eyes.. italian guy that never meets a stranger.
Preferences:
We are looking for a caucasion guy (White or Latino)- younger -late 20ish -30ish.. with great stamina.. that can play week nights on occassion and some weekends..and please be close by not an hour or more away..it just doesn't work out

Please shower before meeting up with us.. i love a guy who smells great - but a guy that has bad B.O. is a big turn off.

Please be respectful of our time..we don't ask for a lot..Mainly be HONESTY - We are all adults here- if you say your gonna meet - then do or if something comes up or u just simply change ur mind.. call/text that your not gonna make it.. we are big girl and boy.. we can take it..
We are down to earth people - who loves to have a good time.. in and out of the bedroom. We enjoy sports, trivia, cooking, camping,etc.. Would love for you to be our friend and lover ;-)
If you have questions - just ask...

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

I wanna know about this cat. what the hell is wrong with this cat? seriously? anybody know? I had a cat that sounded like she was saying "yellow" when she'd be about to barf up a fur ball.
yellow yellow yellow....bleck
wondering if this cat is sick or what? I mean it's hilarious....but WTF?