In the last week or so, I have been bombarded with holiday greetings. Unfortunately, all of the messages seem to be sent to multiple recipients rather than personally to me. I wonder how long it will take before people start to really abuse that feature and it is removed. Well, here is a small sampling.

M.O. ’06 (12/20):

Hi everyone!

I just wanted to wish you all very Happy Holidays!
I left Cornell early and didn’t get to say goodbye to all of you, but I hope finals went well and that no one felt the urge to jump! Even if you did, it’s all over now and I’m sure it feels great. ;)

I’m going to be in London in the spring so I won’t see many of you for a while. For all my senior friends, I’ll miss you.

Have a wonderful break and get some sleep!

Take care,
M***

P.W. ’08 (12/24):

Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it… Everyone else… enjoy the holiday that the stinkin Christians gave us… hehe…

Anyhoo… have a fun filled day and don’t go doing stupid things… That would be bad…