what if i don't want to be a bunny, what if i want to be something more vicious! like... ... a SQURRIEL! or.. err... a MARSHMALLOW or something... damn those underwear theiving hybrid werewolf marshmallows... YOU WILL NOT GET MY JADE MONKEY!!! I DENY YOU OF THAT!

If you consider yourself a fan of El Goonish Shive, you are a bunny plain and simple. You can keep your carrot though, I prefer blue mushrooms, they make Dans and Maritza's stories alot more understandable.

-Andrew "The Stalker" Watkins CI, Companion to Order of the Knights of Jubal. Proud Uncle/Son of Chade.
Recently revealed to be the leader of the elusive Board-queda organization.

Blue mushroom ? Who needs mushrooms ? Not me ! I'm naturally high on life !!! And also, there are pieces of badgers between those mushrooms. STOP THEIR DANCE !!! SEND IN THE SNAKE !!! MAY GOD HAVE PITY OF OUR SOULS !!!