The Mythology of Purr-C-Us

Mom and I just had some cuddle time. And I told her it's time to log on and tell all my friends how my day went yesterday and how well I'm doing! Seriously I'm all purrs... So here it goes:

Mom, Dad and I all went to the Vet. All my brothers hate going there, but I love it! There's so many more humans to give me cuddles! I love cuddles. Just not from Mom... Anyways, it was a new vet lady and I think she's the coolest. She even let me give her nose to nose rubs and kisses! There were soooo many more humans at the Vet office for me to love on; I had a great time. Except that Mom and Dad left me there for like a whole hour or six while they waited for me to give a sample of something... I didn't understand what they were asking for. So I just purred and chattered at them, and then took a nap in this nice glass bead lined bed they provided! But there was no litter pan in that suite they set up for me, so I just did my piddle business beside that nice bed they made me. It was red, painful and scarce like it's been lately. The Vet humans even said "Oh you poor thing!" What?

Then humans came back and the Vet people talked to them about my stress level were there any changes around the house? Well, YEAH! Mom and Dad are painting the kitchen! It's a totally different color in there! And Sparkman's been having an attitude this week and picking on me... Mom thought it was because he knew before the humans did that I had a UTI. But Vet Lady said it might be that something set off Sparkman and started him picking on me. Then I got upset and more upset and MORE upset and started having internal swelling! Vet Lady says I get these problems so often that they probably are not UTIs but instead they're psycho-sum-addict, caused by stress. (I'm a Psycho!?! I saw a movie about that once... I don't think there were any cats in it.)

So I'm getting anti-in-flame-bees and pain meds. (I have FLAMING BEES in me! Coooool!) But the fun things: I'm also getting fish oil every day and this air freshener thing that smells like HAPPINESS! I sniff at it and PURRRRRRR! Wow that thing's great! The humans said that once they're sure I'm not going to pee on everything I can come back upstairs. Oh I sure hope they bring my air freshener! This thing really smells great! When Mom came down to check on me, I was like "Let me show you the air freshener. It rocks. Behold. Sniff. ADORE!!!" She was giggling and happy for me... Can't she smell how HAPPY this thing is?!

She tried to bring me upstairs for greenie and potato treat time. Sure, I came up for a few minutes... But then back to my air freshener! This thing is PAWSOME!!!