Tuesday, 13 February 2018

Valentine day funny quotes: hi folks welcome back to the my blog and here i am going to share something amazing with you. i know the visitors of this sites are most of couples so i have shared related to them. here i have collected hilarious quotes of valentine day along with funny quotes on girlfriend. so you need to keep your mind here to understanding it and enjoy it.

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Top Best funny quotes Of Valentine

I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – By Hilaire Belloc

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – By Author Unknown

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.- By Maya Angelou

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. – By Groucho Marx

It is impossible to love and be wise. – By Francis Bacon

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. – By Fred Allen

It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. – By Ally McBeal

Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun. – By Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. – By Jonathon Swift

Love is a grave mental disease. – By Plato

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – By Groucho Marx

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – By Helen Rowland

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – By Charles M. Schulz

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – By Tracy Smith

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