Keepin' it real fake, part XXII: iPod nano 'MP4' player

Clearly, this is no iPod nano since among other subtleties it lacks a freakin' display! Still there's no denying its heritage with that big 'ol Apple logo, clickwheel, and "iPod" slapped right up front. This "4GB" player was purchased in Hong Kong for $110 -- a good deal right? Yeah, except it's really only a 128MB flash player. Well, at least it plays MP3 and er, "MP4" files.