We get it Brian. You don't like Obi Ezeh. It's okay, but maybe we could just let him have his Senior Day with best wishes from the fan base. Like him based on his body of work or not, he was a Michigan Man for the last five years and now after graduating will forever be a Michigan Man. That is enough to get wild cheering (from the Mountain Time Zone at least) from me this weekend.

I wasn't going to count the syllables but Brian had to go and proclaim, "Commence the Syllable Counting!" Where do you go from there? By daring us to count the syllables he was, essentially, admitting that he knew there were flaws. The subconscious mind cannot let that go. However, if you point out his flaws, you fall victim to the old "He told me to do it, and I did, so I did what he told me trick," as you so subtlely point out. It's a total mind fuck.

By the way, I'm betting that Brian would rather not be referred to as the "Fearless Leader," even in jest. This blog is a career path. It is a hobby. It is not a means to attract mindless minions. With that said, watch out if Brian starts suggesting we drink grape Flavor Ade.