Basically, post here sayings that are either twisted so as to be humorous, or are simply humorous by themselves (whether they are legitimate or not). The one rule is that you may post only three sayings at a time, at most.

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Halfway in between. I prefer events where both sides contribute to how the story plays out rather than one side having to make up everything. If my counterplayer acts like a stone wall that only bounces what I say back at me without contributing anything him/herself, well... Yeah.

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Fantasy, Most scenarios that allow for characterisation

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Scenarios almost solely based on fighting (think Hunger Games with nothing but the combat), RPs based on pre-made universes I don't know anything about.

Also, http://www.gocomics.com/ozy-and-millie/2014/08/01
(The comic, by the way, was originally published six years before The Dark Knight, and since I love it (the comic) that much, I don't want anyone to point out that that was also said by the Joker, alright? Unless the Joker you're talking about is actually older than the comic...
The old site is this: http://ozyandmillie.org/ )

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DONATING MEMBER

Local Time:

8:20 AM

Roleplay Invitations:

Group Roleplays

Posting Speed:

A Few Posts a Week

Writing Levels:

Intermediate

Genders You Prefer Playing:

No Preferences

Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive:

Halfway in between. I prefer events where both sides contribute to how the story plays out rather than one side having to make up everything. If my counterplayer acts like a stone wall that only bounces what I say back at me without contributing anything him/herself, well... Yeah.

Favorite Genres:

Fantasy, Most scenarios that allow for characterisation

Genre You DON'T Like:

Scenarios almost solely based on fighting (think Hunger Games with nothing but the combat), RPs based on pre-made universes I don't know anything about.

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