I’ve taken a less active role in retribution over the last couple of millennia, I think age is mellowing me. These days I tend to visit cheating wives as a burning bush and let them pass it on to their fancy-men. You can still stick pins in a doll’s eyes and pray that your rival is struck blind if you like. Just don’t rely on me doing it - I don’t do the Voodoo you do. And don’t use that blow-up doll you keep in the wardrobe! Oh yeah! I see everything and that is not right!

If ever I get round to revising those commandments, I'm going to do an entire chapter on latex, I swear to Me.