Given that one of my two cats is named Cairo, both I and my wife entered the contest, and we're both amateur Egyptologists, I figured this was an easy win. But what contest ever is? Congratulations to those @$#*& winners!

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again.