If you live in Wichita, Kansas, possess a scrotum, and enjoy confrontation, it's probably wise to wear your metal boxer-briefs for the next few weeks. Recently a Wichita man got into an argument with someone who stabbed him in the scrotum (which is not how you make friends!) and had to undergo surgery after part of the needle broke off and got stuck down there.

The Wichita police believe the assailant was some kind of girlfriend or special female friend, The Smoking Gun reports. However, the victim won't reveal his attacker's identity, so nobody really knows who needled him. What if it was his mom? What if it was an evil spirit? On second thought, maybe argumentative people with scrotums should probably leave Wichita altogether, just to be safe.