Please allow me to introduce myself,
I’m a man of wealth and taste.
I’ve been around for long, long years,
Shot many a man in the face.
I was around when Ultor came
To lay Steelport to waste.
Made damn sure the Boss had
An attack chopper to seal their fate.
Pleased to meet you, won’t you guess my name?

Oh, hell, I can’t resist:
I was going to say “When life gives you explosions, make Explosionade!”
Then I looked at some promotional material for the game, and saw that the PR department beat me to it.
Whatever, it’s still a good joke. For certain values of “good,” that is.