BKWarrior wrote:I'll sell ya a home in beautiful Napoli, where it's quiet, the women are nice, and the air is pure and clean, and the water is pure too...except....it's loud, and the women are bossy, and the air is worse than New York, and the water is brown....and there's a volcano....

No, Thanks! That place remains me of Fort Collins, CO! I rather live some where in or near the Pacific Ocean.