My interpretation of Sticky Dickie's description of his semen fetish runs so: he'd plow Amanda "Mud Flats" Metskas' Flanders fields while her nominative husband, Augustus "I Like To Watch" Brunsman IV fapped his Kleinfelter spanner until he jizzed all over the beached whale's deflated paps. Dickie made a point of noting he didn't mind it if some of Mr. Cuck's gamete goo splattered him in the mug while his #2 Bleistift was caroming about inside Mrs. Spunk Bucket's Wellie Top. Of course, as Mr. 'Intellectual Artillery' atop the poop, but at best a only a saker on the orlop, is dispensing skim milk from his creamery, thanks to the irrigation interruption that allegedly maximized his amatory puissance, there would be no snappers in the picture.

You noticed! Yeah, thanks, I get that a lot. Well, not really, but it does bring to mind a joke...

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says.

"The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."

The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. "So what's the good news?" he asks.

The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"

The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it." So the doctor performs the operation.

A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.

Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.

Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.

"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"

Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably... but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Remember folks, we can't investigate if your house gets burgled or when your Grandmother gets a bash on the head and her pension stolen because of police resources being cut to the bone.

I'd imagine there are thousands of people at Brighton Pride, so a few bobbies would be needed. Regarding the car, you left out the first comment, which is from the Sussex Plice account: "For those that will likely comment... We would like to make it very clear from the start that this vehicle cost us no money and was donated for free".

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Remember folks, we can't investigate if your house gets burgled or when your Grandmother gets a bash on the head and her pension stolen because of police resources being cut to the bone.

I'd imagine there are thousands of people at Brighton Pride, so a few bobbies would be needed. Regarding the car, you left out the first comment, which is from the Sussex Plice account: "For those that will likely comment... We would like to make it very clear from the start that this vehicle cost us no money and was donated for free".

Given the clashes between lesbians and trannies at the last event I can't see any objection to the police taking part - though if they really wanted to blend in they could just wear their motorcycle gear.

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
btw. TR maintains that his cell was directly adjacent to a mosque and a main walkway in the prison.
If true, this looks like the prison staff is trying to allow him to be harassed or worse which would be reprehensible. The prison should take reasonable steps to insure the prisoners general safety and well being.

He also claims that he was held in solitary for an extended period, which the Prison Service have denied.

Stuff like that would be really easy to check. He also claims prisoners threw shit at him through his open ground floor window.

If his cell had an open ground floor window where prisoners can walk by unsupervised they haven't quite understood what 'solitary' means.

And remember, this conspiracy has been coordinated at the highest level to treat some YouTube loudmouth worse than cop killers, serial killers, terrorists, rapists and paedophiles. Because reasons.

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Remember folks, we can't investigate if your house gets burgled or when your Grandmother gets a bash on the head and her pension stolen because of police resources being cut to the bone.

So, you don't like it when UK police do stupid stunts like wearing nail polish, and you don't like it when UK police don't do those stunts. What would you like them to do, Brive, to meet with your satisfaction?

Anyway, why is an Australian so fascinated and opinionated about what happens in the UK? Perhaps you should keep your whinging antipodean nose out of the affairs of other countries?

So, you don't like it when UK police do stupid stunts like wearing nail polish, and you don't like it when UK police don't do those stunts. What would you like them to do, Brive, to meet with your satisfaction?

Anyway, why is an Australian so fascinated and opinionated about what happens in the UK? Perhaps you should keep your whinging antipodean nose out of the affairs of other countries?

What a very odd comment for a board originally setup to obsess over the Pomo ramblings of an obscure Mn professor.

No. I don’t like it when the police of the motherland are used to drive leftist bullshit agendas. Obviously you disagree.

A Bronx public school teacher has admitted she performed oral sex on a 14-year-old boy on “multiple occasions and in multiple locations” — but will not have to go to prison or surrender her teaching license.

Myers, the wife of a Rockland County sheriff’s officer, entered her plea in Manhattan Supreme Court on Wednesday, a day sooner than scheduled — thus letting her avoid the glare of the news media.

Prosecutors requested that Justice Michael Orbus sentence Myers to two years in prison and order that she surrender her New York state teaching certificate.

Instead, Orbus promised to give her 10 years’ probation.

“There is a possibility that she could teach adults now or in the future and we want to preserve that possibility,” Stoll said. “She still is a talented teacher and has those skills, and I don’t see any reason to destroy her ability to make a living and to contribute to society in a positive way.”

A teacher from New York whose social media presence centers on her alcohol-fueled lifestyle pleaded not guilty to charges of performing oral sex on a 14-year-old student.

Defense lawyer Andrew Stoll described his client as a devoted teacher whose record is completely clean and who simply wanted to cultivate a closer relationship with her students in an effort to better teach the material.

“My understanding is she’s a really outstanding teacher.... It sounds like no good deed goes unpunished. You reach out to make yourself available to kids, and the next thing you know, a single accusation can destroy your career.”

Myers – whose pictures on social media show off her repertoire of T-shirts bearing logos like “champagne all day” and “whiskey makes me frisky” – also earned the support of her neighbor.

“She’s a sweet girl – that does surprise me,” the man told the Daily News on condition of anonymity. “She’s a very nice, great girl. Quiet.”

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑So, you don't like it when UK police do stupid stunts like wearing nail polish, and you don't like it when UK police don't do those stunts. What would you like them to do, Brive, to meet with your satisfaction?

Anyway, why is an Australian so fascinated and opinionated about what happens in the UK? Perhaps you should keep your whinging antipodean nose out of the affairs of other countries?

Remember, as knee-jerk anti-SJWs it's our duty to condemn Pride marches when they exclude the police and to condemn the police if Pride allow them to participate.

Policing Pride events is one thing, joining in and prancing about with the fruits is another thing altogether. I've never seen a copper wearing a replica top at a football match so why do it for the poofs? :snooty:

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑So, you don't like it when UK police do stupid stunts like wearing nail polish, and you don't like it when UK police don't do those stunts. What would you like them to do, Brive, to meet with your satisfaction?

Anyway, why is an Australian so fascinated and opinionated about what happens in the UK? Perhaps you should keep your whinging antipodean nose out of the affairs of other countries?

Remember, as knee-jerk anti-SJWs it's our duty to condemn Pride marches when they exclude the police and to condemn the police if Pride allow them to participate.

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Policing Pride events is one thing, joining in and prancing about with the fruits is another thing altogether. I've never seen a copper wearing a replica top at a football match so why do it for the poofs? :snooty:

Shatterface wrote: ↑
Remember, as knee-jerk anti-SJWs it's our duty to condemn Pride marches when they exclude the police and to condemn the police if Pride allow them to participate.

When did anyone condemn a pride group for not inviting the cops to join in? The criticism was clearly being leveled not at the pride groups, but at the police for overstepping their bounds & pandering to select identity groups. WTF is up with all your bitter strawmanning of late?

shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Remember folks, we can't investigate if your house gets burgled or when your Grandmother gets a bash on the head and her pension stolen because of police resources being cut to the bone.

I think we can all agree that that car is gay.

I see that the British police are still struggling to recruit BAME police officers. Going by the pictures of police at Pride events, the police force in Britain is entirely white.

Shatterface wrote: ↑
Remember, as knee-jerk anti-SJWs it's our duty to condemn Pride marches when they exclude the police and to condemn the police if Pride allow them to participate.

When did anyone condemn a pride group for not inviting the cops to join in?

Toronto. The Pit was all over it.

[quite]The criticism was clearly being leveled not at the pride groups, but at the police for overstepping their bounds & pandering to select identity groups. WTF is up with all your bitter strawmanning of late?
[/quote]

You keep using the word 'strawman' but I'm still waiting for the steelman version of how and why the prison service supposedly treated Tommy Robinson just like Gitmo.

You keep using the word 'strawman' but I'm still waiting for the steelman version of how and why the prison service supposedly treated Tommy Robinson just like Gitmo.

You heartless leftist monster. TR was locked up with no air conditioning and got all hot and sweaty.
Also all he did to get thrown in prison was say "Guys don't do that" and all sorts of muslims said nasty things to him while he was in there.

You could have put a stop to Brive's shitposting months back by removing his mod privileges but you were fine with him boring the fucking shite out of us - but Kirb crosses the line and he's out.

I had considered removing the sig now I have him on ignore but fuck it now.

Don't be a stupid cunt. Ol' Kirbo got a short ban for socking, which he explicitly knew was a no-no. Also, he did worse stuff earlier that you don't need to know about. This place has very, very few rules, but one of them is no socking. There's not any rule against being a tedious cunt, otherwise you'd be out too...

Shatterface wrote: ↑
Remember, as knee-jerk anti-SJWs it's our duty to condemn Pride marches when they exclude the police and to condemn the police if Pride allow them to participate.

When did anyone condemn a pride group for not inviting the cops to join in? The criticism was clearly being leveled not at the pride groups, but at the police for overstepping their bounds & pandering to select identity groups. WTF is up with all your bitter strawmanning of late?

Cut him some slack. He's feeling the pressure of being surrounded by Nazis.

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑
The Colonies aren't much more discreet. That's the Chief Inspector of the Sydney Police in the centre there...he wears that in the office.
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The Sydney police are still making amends for roughing up the “poofters” from the first march in the 1970s. But yeah. We’ve escalated to nail polish signalling in the armed forces. It is a “Western” thing not just British.

I think pride marches have well passed their necessity of breaking the back of Christian intolerance, and are now doing more harm than good in most places. They should be ended. The only place where it seems to me they might still have a place if they were held in Muslim majority neighbourhoods. Can't do that, though. That would be racist.

You could have put a stop to Brive's shitposting months back by removing his mod privileges but you were fine with him boring the fucking shite out of us - but Kirb crosses the line and he's out.

I had considered removing the sig now I have him on ignore but fuck it now.

Shit posting = pursuing several angles on the theme that our societies are being done over by a lib-SJW amalgam? Generally my posts are v. short invitations to inspect some 3rd party content that has struck me. My longer responses are reserved for when/if someone wishes to engage (ie genocide).

My points may well have been “tedious” to someone with a simple world view or someone uninterested, incapable or unwilling to tease out embedded themes. But I’ve never felt offended by the tranny or Peterson themes I’ve skimmed past.

Keating wrote: ↑
I think pride marches have well passed their necessity of breaking the back of Christian intolerance, and are now doing more harm than good in most places. They should be ended. The only place where it seems to me they might still have a place if they were held in Muslim majority neighbourhoods. Can't do that, though. That would be racist.

Muslim neighborhoods can't handle a right-wing blond chick; what hope for colorful gay pride parade? That would be beautiful, tho.

You noticed! Yeah, thanks, I get that a lot. Well, not really, but it does bring to mind a joke...

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says.

"The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."

The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. "So what's the good news?" he asks.

The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"

The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it." So the doctor performs the operation.

A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.

Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.

Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.

"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"

Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably... but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"

A rancher and his hired man were standing around the corral one evening looking over the new stallion the rancher had just bought.

The hired man turns to his boss and says "I bet you a week's pay I can make that horse laugh."

The rancher replies "You're on."

So the cowhand walked over to the the horse, stood with his back to his employer for a few moments, and as he turned and started walking back the horse broke into hysterical laughter.

"That's the damnedest thing I ever saw" said the rancher.

"That's nothing, double or nothing says I can make him cry."

"This I gotta see, you're on."

Once again, the cowboy walked over to the horse, stood with his back to his boss for a while, and as he walked away the horse started sobbing uncontrollably.

The rancher was stunned "I gotta know how you did that, how did you make that horse laugh?"

"That was easy" the hired man replied "I just walked over and told him I have a bigger dick than he does."