I apologise, I would write something more but I am suffering from an ailing condition known simply as "Cat Aggro". The symptoms include only being able to type one handed because the cat wants cuddles and I need to put my legs up on the table because he is too big for my lap otherwise. Because my shoulders are now angled away from the keyboard, only one hand can reach. This is also paired with either having him trying to put his face down my top or giving me evil looks because that hand that is on the keyboard, yeah, that one, well it should be giving him pats right now.

I apologise, I would write something more but I am suffering from an ailing condition known simply as "Cat Aggro". The symptoms include only being able to type one handed because the cat wants cuddles and I need to put my legs up on the table because he is too big for my lap otherwise. Because my shoulders are now angled away from the keyboard, only one hand can reach. This is also paired with either having him trying to put his face down my top or giving me evil looks because that hand that is on the keyboard, yeah, that one, well it should be giving him pats right now.

It is a sad sad condition, with no known cure.

I sympathize with you on this front, as I write this my kitty is clawing at my testes in a vain attempt to climb onto my already full lap. She either doesn't realize her efforts are all for naught - or she's just enjoying clawing my balls. I think it's the latter.