Well folks, between the other high heels, eyebrow bajazzeling and anti-titty chess match dress code, it looks like today's turned into Ladies Night on Geekologie. And you all know what that means! "$4 flavored vodka shooters till close?!" HA -- sure, provided the flavor is room-temperature plain vodka and I can close in an hour. I'm one of those bartenders who likes to, you know, bend the rules. "You mean get shitcanned on the job and leave early?" I do indeed! This is an HR Giger Alien-inspired high heel designed by Alexander McQueen a couple years ago. Granted I think it looked more like a platinum t-rex skull than an alien head, but that's probably just the last dino post talking. *BRAP!* That? That was the Arby's talking. "What did it say?" RUN.