Oh, Beyonce. A 2 minute slow shot through a field up to a tree while talking about giving life to Blue and then the shot comes back down and the field is covered in blue flowers? Ahahaha. But ya know, if making this fulfilled something for her then more power to her.

I don’t know much about these two but I give them full credit for using a fully normal baby name.

PITNBr blaqfury is not impressed (like most of us) with Jermaine Jacksun (not to be confused with Jermaine Jackson):

Well let me speak for the .3ish percent of the population with the surname Jackson… Good Riddance! You will not be missed. (and ps, we’re not taking you back once you catch up with the rest of the world and realize that this was stupid)

PITNBr Sara Goudrault is, like many of you, not looking forward to the Michael Bay/Megan FoxTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles flick:

When I read this, I had a TMNT shirt on. After reading this, I took it off and wept. I then felt dirty so I took a shower and wept some more. Megan Fox is just a slightly more attractive Kristen Stewart.
Someone stop this man. Stop him. Stop this madness.

PITNBr Shannon m. commented on what was, probably, the most important topic of the week: my new purse (pictured with some pretty adorable kids I know). LMAO:

The bag is one thing.. but that adorable curly hair is another. Can we make the hair into a bag? Is that creepy? I’m just really goin’ for cute here.

Thanks to every single one of y’all for another awesome week! I have to go get Oscar-ready! Because I’m watching the Oscars in my living room! And for that, I need to get Oscar-ready!

Well, be still my cold, evil little heart! This is my new favorite claim to fame and that’s saying something since one time, I made friends with a DJ at a club in hollywood and I proceeded to sit in his booth and read a book while my friends made fun of me and posted pictures to Myspace. yes, MySpace.