The Forest

Synopsis

Death... is just the beginning.

By taking her own life in the infamous Suicide Forest of Mount Fuji, a sexy American cover-girl supernaturally transforms into a demonic spirit to wreak a violent revenge, one by one, upon those who helped her ex-boyfriend leave her. .

Barely more credible than a third-rate student production, this woeful horror movie features some dreadful acting, a nonsensical storyline, and a bevy of lame scares. The main attraction of the film — the infamous suicide forest — doesn't appear until 40-minutes in; given how tedious this film is, if you get that far, you may feel like putting yourself out of your misery.

I used to play a “who’s buying the next round” game called The Michael Madsen. It would typically involve a few friends out for a number of beers, then whenever there was query over who was going to get the next round in we’d do this thing where everyone had to guess how many projects MM had in development over at IMDb. This typically could range from 10 to 40, and the person furthest away would have to stump up their cash. Oh yes – we knew how to have fun! Its 16 (currently) if you’re interested, besides it’s been replaced now by The Eric Roberts (currently 72 – yep, I’m serious).