Posts tagged "miley cyrus"

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Well, color me PSYCHED! I’ve been enthusiastic about Miley Cyrus’ S&M-ish video “Tongue Tied” since I saw it on Overkill, and now she’s submitting it to the Pornhub-sponsored NYC Porn Film Festival. It’s not porn outright, but it’s really, really, really sexy. When I watched “Tongue Tied,” my opinion of Miley…

Unfortunately, I think Dr. Miley Cyrus, M.D. might be wrong about this particular alleged side effect of daily masturbation, but I still agree with her overall prescription. Masturbate regularly, if only because it's fun. [Instagram]…

Good morning and happy hump day! Here is a post that will likely get tons of traffic because of the first four words of that headline! If you think I'm posting this photo of Miley Cyrus in V for any other reason, I appreciate getting more credit than is due! Although I would be curiou…

We expect celebrities to be perfect, either in that they’re totally loveable or totally detestable -- but so often, that isn’t the case. Check out our gallery of celebrities who were polarizing in 2014, but who aren’t always what they’re made out to be. Follow me on Twitter.

Miley's new ad collaboration with Terry Richardson for Golden Lady tights is very, well, tame for a Miley/Terry project. The ad, which was styled by Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele, features Miley mutilating a teddy bear, gyrating on a car, and jamming out topless; yet it still manages to keep enough of a twee and bubblegum-like quality…

Oh Miley, just stop. The pop princess is in trouble with the Mexican government after she got spanked onstage with a Mexican flag while twerking in a comically large prosthetic butt. (Which, in and of itself, is UGHHH.) The incident occurred in Monterray, Mexico on Tuesday night and officials are investigating possible desecration of the…

There's plenty of shade to cast at Miley Cyrus -- her recent attempt at defining herself as a candy raver vibrator artist is next level awful, for example -- but when the girl actually sticks to what she's good at and sings, I cannot help but love her. This weekend, Miley dropped a cover of…

"This one’s a vibrator, which I got from a fan. They threw it on stage. And that’s a joint [attached to it], so that’s the vibe. I’ve gotten more and more about piling things on, but I try to put thought into everything. Even though it’s so stupid, I did the pineapple because you know…

Guys, serious crisis: Mount Anthony Union High School in Bennington, Vermont has canceled its homecoming dance due to a rampant fear of twerking. In a letter published in the local paper, The Bennington Banner, the school's principal, Sue Maguire, explains: Over the past couple of years, since Miley Cyrus took the stage ‘twerking’…

The Dominican Republic banned twerkin' crotch-grabber Miley Cyrus for being "against morals and customs, which are punishable by Dominican law." The pop star has an upcoming concert in the DR on September 13th. Guess that's not happening anymore. [People] Mariah Carey's lawyers are…

It's still a work in progress. [Instagram.com/MileyCyrus] Christian Bale and his model wife, Sibi, have welcomed their second child, a son. Congrats! [People] Mischa Barton is being sued for blowing off a film to party in Europe instead. [TMZ] The longtime announcer of "Saturday Night Live," Don Pardo, died…

I'm a fan of Miley Cyrus' most recent hip-hop influenced album. I think it's fun and silly and clever and while Miley's attempts at rapping are fairly laughable, her singing voice is still on point. Besides, I admire the don't give a fuck boldness of chucking your entire brand in the trash and trying something…

Miley Cyrus hired a dog psychic to help her heal from the loss of her beloved puppy, Floyd, who died in April. Question: is a dog psychic different from a regular psychic? [Mirror UK] Jessica Biel will guest star on "New Girl" as a rival of Zooey Deschanel's character. [Cosmopolitan]…

Add Pharrell to the list of famous singing men who want to assure women of all colors, shapes, sizes and ages that NOT TO WORRY, we are beautiful, HE PROMISES. His new video for "Come Get It Bae" kicks off with an all caps message: "BEAUTY HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE." Thanks, Pharrell! I was worried.

Drugs, drugs and more drugs, plus some drool. Actually, that might be simplifying the concept of The Flaming Lips' latest video, which features Miley Cyrus (apparently she's BFFs with Wayne Coyne and he got the same tattoo tribute to her dead dog?) and Moby. Wayne told Rolling Stone that the track is called "Blonde SuperFreak…

"Miley isn't rude or mean or cruel to anyone in her actions," Shailene Woodley says in the new issue of Vanity Fair. "She just does herself. And regardless of whether you agree with what she's doing or not, it's none of your business what she does. She's not in the world doing mean things. Why…

Jennifer Lawrence has got to be an interviewers dream guest because she's always comes prepared with hilarious stories and wacky facial expressions. Last night on "Late Night With Seth Meyers," Jen talked about bringing her BFF to the Oscars, meeting Brad Pitt -- "He smelled like sandalwood. It was unbelievable" -- and finally confirmed the rumor that,…

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Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…