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Buddhism and Baseball - White Elephants and the White Elephant Wars

Buddhism and Baseball - the White Elephant Wars

and White Elephants in Baseball

The Sacred White Elephants of Buddhism and Southeast Asia left their mark on the English language and pop-culture, by spawning two idioms, "white elephant" and "gift of a white elephant," and inspiring the names of events, "white elephant gift exchanges" and "white elephant sales."

White elephants, real and idiomatic, also played a minor role in pop-culture and sports, popping up on occasion in major, minor and circus league baseball, as well as inspiring the so-called "white elephant war" of 1884.

The White
Elephant Wars

Beginning in about 1850, the
idiom “white elephant” came into common use, meaning any seemingly desirable
object that was more of a burden to own than it was worth.The increasing popularity of the expression,
as well as periodic news items of actual white elephants, and the royal
treatment they received in Southeast Asia, kept white elephants alive in the
public consciousness as objects of mystery and fascination.It was only a matter of time before the great
promoter, P. T. Barnum, would get his own white elephant.

He sent an agent, Mr. J. B. Gaylord,
to Siam, with orders to buy or hire from the King one of these creatures.The Siamese Court met the proposition with an
indignant refusal.Nothing daunted, Mr.
Gaylord heard of a white elephant owned by a Siamese nobleman.He agreed to pay 100,000 dollars for it.It was smuggled down to Moulmein, but when on
the point of being transshipped to Singapore, it died of poison, intentionally
administered by some unknown person.

Nil desperandum is Mr. Barnum’s
motto.He now offered 200,000 dollars for
a sacred white elephant.This aroused
the zeal of hundreds of active fortune hunters, and at length, after months of
diplomacy and bribery, a sacred white elephant was purchased from King Theebaw
of Burmah, the royal documents which record the transaction setting forth its
genuineness.

This creature is seven feet six
inches high, and of pie-bald color.His
face, ears, the front of his trunk, his front feet, and part of his breast, are
of a pinkish flesh color; the rest of his body is of a light ashen hue.

He arrived at Liverpool last
week by the steamship Tenasserim, and was at once taken on a special car, by
the London and North-Western Railway Company, to the Zoological Gardens in the
Regent’s Park.He will probably also be
exhibited in Paris before going to America, as his owners dare not trust him on
the Atlantic before the month of June.

In his own country this
elephant was called Toung Taloung, a name which the sailors on board the
Tenasserim modified, after their custom, into “Old Tongue.” As regards the
adjective this is a misnomer, for the new comer, being only fifteen years old,
is still in his boyhood.He has been
rechristened Buddha.

Scientific American Supplement, March 8, 1884.

Although initially planned for
June, to avoid the harsh, winter weather on the Atlantic, Barnum rushed
delivery of the Elephant; it arrived in late March 1884.Perhaps he rushed delivery to avoid the bad
press, which preceded the elephant:

Manager Allison, of Australia,
says he went to see Barnum’s white elephant when in London.“It is no more white,” said he “than the
blackest of colored men you ever saw.It
has a few pinkish spots on its trunk and ears, and that is all.The white elephant is simply a sick elephant,
and if you have ever seen that disgusting disease known as leprosy you will
know without any further telling what a sort of a looking thing the Barnum
elephant is.”

St. Paul Daily Globe, February 27, 1884.

Or, perhaps he rushed delivery to
beat the crowd:

Barnum, it now appears, is not
to be the only possessor of a white elephant the coming season.Forepaugh has purchased an excellent
specimen, but recently arrived from the East; Cole has secured another, and
Messrs. Jack and Gill Robinson are at present negotiating for a fourth, which
is ready to be shipped from Hamburg.

St. Paul Daily Globe, March 16, 1884.

But, if white elephants are
supposedly so rare, where did the glut of white elephants come from?

Adam Forepaugh, not to be
outdone by Barnum, quietly procured a white elephant some time ago, and it
arrived this week and has gone to Philadelphia.A large number of showmen went down to the dock to see him landed, and
it was greeted with derision. . . .The
elephant is a little fellow, weighing only a ton, about four feet in height,
without tusks, of a light-gray color, pinkish ears, and white toe-nails.The sailors gave away the secret of the
latter feature, however,saying that
just before they reached port his toe-nails were scraped, and he had been
rubbed all over every day during the passage with pumice-stone to whiten him
up.A circus agent, who was present when
he landed, said he knew the little beast.It had been in Liverpool some time awaiting a purchaser, and that it
came from Calcutta, where an animal dealer traded it to an Englishman for three
American buffaloes; that it was a common Indian elephant and never saw Siam,
and was no more sacred than a short-horn bull.

The National Tribune (Washington DC), March 27, 1884.

Adam Forepaugh had beaten all of
his rivals to the punch, sparking the so-called “White Elephant War.”The rest of the year brought battling
affidavits, lawsuits, insults – and lots and lots of paying customers. But the
elephant wars did not last.The
allegations of fraud and the ordinariness of even Barnum’s genuine white elephant
probably soured the public’s mood.And
the war between Barnum and Forepaugh came to an abrupt end late in 1884, when
Forepaugh’s, four-pawed, faux-pas abruptly died:

We learn with profound regret
that grim death has fastened upon Forepaugh’s mouse colored blonde
elephant.The “gem of the sky,” is no
more, the “silvery, sacred symbol of Siam” has skipped to the shining shore –
in short, “The Light of Asia” has gone out.It had dyed many times before, but this last die proved fatal.“those who saw the late lamented on the
occasion of its visit to Macomb will not be greatly astonished at its untimely
demise, as its complexion then had a sickly, sallow hue, not indicative of
robust health,” says the Eagle.Peace be to its ashes – “’tis grease, but living
grease no more.”

The Ottawa Free Trader (Illinois), December 20, 1884.

Toung-Toulong only lasted a few
more years; he died in a tragic fire at Barnum’s winter quarters in Bridgeport,
Connecticut, in October 1887.His time
in Connecticut was not all work, however.From his winter home, he had the opportunity to watch a number of
professional baseball games.He may have
even been the first elephant ever to play in a professional baseball game.

Elephant Credited with Error in
Professional Ballgame

On April 23, 1887, the
Bridgeports hosted the Portlands in a non-league, early season professional
baseball game in Bridgeport, Connecticut.Bridgeport played in the Eastern League, one of twelve “important”
baseball leagues in the United States at the time.[i]Other teams in the league were Danbury,
Hartford, Waterbury, New Haven, and Springfield.Portland played in the New England League
(another one of the “important” leagues), with Boston, Haverhill, Lawrence,
Lowell, Lynn, Manchester and Salem.Portland had made a good showing against major-league competition
earlier in the month, with an 8-4 loss to the Nationals in Washington DC.They had lost a close contest to Newark the
day before, 11-9, and were looking for a win:

An elephant came near getting a
“put-out” in the Bridgeport-Portland game on Saturday.One of Barnum’s pets was amusing himself by
pushing around a circus car near the ball grounds when he observed a base ball
coming toward him.He gobbled it up in
his trunk, according to report, and whisked it toward the first baseman.The elephant got an error on a wild throw,
and Jones, who batted the ball, scored for Bridgeport.The elephant will travel with Bridgeports as
a mascot. – Waterbury Republican

The Sun (New York), April 25, 1887.

The article does not name
Toung-Taloung by name, but I like to believe that it was he who made the
throw.I was unable to find any
indication that the out(sized)fielder ever actually travelled with the
Bridgeports, but within twenty years, a “white elephant” would, in fact, become
the mascot of a major league baseball team.

The Philadelphia White Elephants

Philadelphia has a long history
with elephants.In 1887, Forepaugh’s
“white” elephant was first exhibited in Philadelphia.Years earlier, by some accounts in 1798, “Old
Bet,” the first elephant ever brought to the United States, was first exhibited
in Philadelphia. The Worthington Advance
(Minnesota), November 21, 1895 (citing the Chicago
Inter-Ocean).In 1902, Philadelphia
became the home of a major-league white elephant.

In the middle of the 1902
baseball season, John McGraw, the third-baseman, manager and part-owner of the
American League Baltimore Orioles, left his team; jumping ship to the National
League.He joined the New York Giants as
player/manager a few weeks later.

Shortly after McGraw left the
Orioles, the American League President, Bancroft “Ban” Johnson, made several
public statements to the effect that McGraw had not left of his own volition,
but had been forced off the team by fellow part-owners, Robinson and
Kelly.In response to those charges,
McGraw responded with his own publicity blitz.

In widely publicized interviews
with newspaper columnists, McGraw criticized the business practices of the
American League.He claimed that the
league was run by a small clique of owners who watched out for their own
interests, favoring Boston, Chicago and Philadelphia, at the expense of other
teams in the league, like Baltimore and Milwaukee.

McGraw also specifically
criticized the operation of the Philadelphia Athletics:

The Philadelphia club is not making any
money.It has a big white elephant on
its hands.The grounds are leased for ten
years at the rate of $7,000 a year, and the principal backer of the club has
had all that he wants of it, because he cannot see a penny coming in at the
gate.No money was made last year and no
money will be made this year.

The Washington (DC) Times,
July 11, 1902.

It is difficult to tell whether
his comments were merely sour grapes, or had merit.Within a few days, it was reported that:

The Athletics have drawn 136,000 persons
to thirty-two games this season, an average of over 4,000 a game.This does not look much like a “white
elephant” condition.

The Evening Star (Washington DC), July 15, 1902.

The name does not seem to have
stuck, at least initially.Other than a
few “white elephant” comments in follow-up articles during the rest of the 1902
season, I could not find any more references to the Philadelphia Athletics as
white elephants until the first game of the World Series in 1905 – when the
Philadelphia Athletics faced the New York Giants and John McGraw.

The match-up against the Giants
and McGraw called to mind McGraw’s “white elephant” comments from a few years
earlier.Souvenir vendors, as well as
the team, capitalized on the hype.Vendors outside Philadelphia’s Columbia Park sold bandanas
emblazoned with “white elephants” before the game. The Evening Star (Washington DC), October 9, 1905.Inside the stadium, the Athletics presented
McGraw with a small statue of a white elephant before the game.McGraw accepted the elephant with obvious
good humor.

Elephant Baseball

Barnum’s elephant and the
Philadelphia Athletics are not the only elephants to have played baseball.In 1913 and 1914, at least two travelling
circuses fielded teams of elephants:

The circus [(Sparks’ Circus)]
which exhibited in Lancaster on last Thursday was much above the average.The saying is that “see one and you see them
all,” but you rarely see some of the features which were witnessed at this
exhibition: for instance a herd of performing Seals had intelligence rarely to
be found among animals, the Elephant base ball game was both ludicrous and
amusing . . . .

The Central Record
(Lancaster, Kentucky) September 19, 1913;

The
Elephant Will Lie Down on Trainer, and Play Baseball, B’Gum!

Comes announcement that the old
trick of the elephant raising his ponderous feet and stepping slowly over the
prostrate body of his trainer – a sight which has literally curdled the blood
of circus-goers for years – pales into insignificance in comparison with some
of the stunts the elephants of the circus and their trainers present this year.
. . .

Yet another marvelous
illustration of the almost human intelligence of the elephant is found in the
elephant baseball club, playing our national game, also trained by Professor
Mooney.These elephants actually throw
the ball to the batter, who holds the bat horizontally in his trunk, makes the
strike and runs the bases.The catcher
wears the usual wire masks, padded breast protector, and catcher’s glove.

The Washington Times (DC) May 1, 1914.

At about the same time that
circus elephants were entertaining fans playing baseball, “white elephant
sales” were quickly becoming a household word.“White elephant swaps” had been around since shortly after the
Philadelphia Athletics played the Giants in the 1905 World Series.

Shnooks and Goons – Elephant
Baseball’s Last Hurrah

In the Warner Brother’s 1954 cartoon, Gone Batty, the
Goonsville Goons took on the out-manned Sweetwater Shnooks.The Goons were menacing in Dodger Blue (in 1954, the
Dodgers were perennial powerhouses; they had just won their fourth
pennant in seven years); all muscle-bound and barrel-chested with angry
five-o-clock shadows, they glowered over the Shnooks.The Shnooks, dressed in red and white (much
like the Philadelphia “White Elephants” of 1953 who, at the time, were
perennial losers) looked like Shnooks in their turn-of-the century throw-back uniforms;
pale and weak, they cowered before the Goons, behind Rollie-Fingers, handle-bar
mustaches.

The game went as expected.In the ninth inning, with nothing to lose and trailing 167 to 0, the
Shnooks put their mascot on the mound; a baby elephant (grey, not white).With a cartoon-slow change-up, the elephant
stopped the bleeding, striking out three Goons with one pitch.At the plate in the bottom of the ninth, the
baby elephant scored 167 runs to tie the score in the bottom of the ninth.The Goons, living up to their name, fired 167
pitches from a giant bazooka.The
Elephant, twirling his bat baton-like from the end of his trunk, hit and scored
a run on each pitch.

With the score tied at 167, the Goons resorted to the old
tie-the-elephant-to-a-stake-behind-home-plate trick.The elephant hit a hard line-drive deep into
right field, but fell on his face when he reached the end of his tether.He turned the hopeless play into the winning
run by literally stretching the hit into an in-the-park, walk-off homer,
running the bases with the tip of his out-stretched trunk and beating out the
throw at home.

Elephant baseball has not been
the same since.Is that a good thing or
a bad thing?

You be the judge.

[i]
“The twelve important baseball leagues” included, the National League, the
American Association, the International League, the Northwestern League, the
Western League, the Southern League, the New England League, the Eastern
League, the Pennsylvania Association, the Michigan State League, the Ohio
League, and the National Colored League. The Abbeville Press and Banner (South
Carolina), April 27, 1887.