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BB

BB is Bureaucratic Bullsh*t.
It can also stand for Big Brother.
In the civil service, they are one and the same.

What’s it all about?

Bureaucracy is an umbrella term for official incompetence; that is, incompetence which has officially been sanctioned as being good practice. No-where in the world is that more apparent than in the British public sector. Misadministration of public services is the backbone of every government led department.
Trust me, I’m a civil servant.

It’s a disease

Bureaucracy runs rife through the corridors of power like a child riddled with ADHD, high on fizzy pop, crisps and jelly-beans.

Well, folks, that’s Atos for you! (I like to call them Atos-sers) They are almost bigger bull-sh*itters than the civil service. They make perfect bedfellows! Do we even know who they are? What their qualifications are? Do we even care? Maybe we should go to war on Atos – they seem a load of planks to me.

I was once assessed by them, during my six week sick leave for stress. They assessed me over the phone, twice. Both times the lady on the other end was very nice and made noises and placations in all the right places. By the time I got back to work, I got a written warning! Yet my GP had given me the time off and given me notes to take in.

Bloody back-stabbers. Please belive me and take it from someone who knows – they are useless and their assessments worthless. I once spoke to an ex-Atos employee and she told me they get a bonus for every person they get into work. Not much of an incentive to keep people off then, is it? And remember, it’s the government that appointed them. That makes me so proud! NOT!