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It takes a certain amount of skill to be able to control an automobile traveling almost 200 mph as it dives in and out of every turn on the track. That is why racing is best left to the professionals, rather than these two street racers who are clearly lacking the necessary skills to control […]

That move must have taken a lot of practice, with plenty of face plants and aching shoulders along the way, but it looks like all that work has paid off. Not only is the fact that she can hold her entire body up with one arm remarkable, but check out her form! So what is […]

Had it not been for Martin Gramatica, this would probably be the most painful field-goal ever. Although, should we even consider this to be a success? Sure, that guy did soar between the two lovely uprights, but he couldn’t avoid banking off the one on the left, causing her to come crashing down. I guess […]

How could we not come back to the game between the Boston Bruins and the Dallas Stars to award our “Frozen Fisticuffs Fight of the Night” for Thursday, February 3, 2011? It looks like this honor will have to be split between eight combatants as Steve Ott, Krys Barch, Brian Sutherby and Adam Burish of […]

We found this image on Imgur with the heading, “Look what I found under my grandma’s bed.” Seems like grandma had a thing for Burt Reynolds’ behind. That pic must have been taken somewhere between the filming of the original “Longest Yard,” and the much later sequel. Fortunately, Burt had almost everything covered up so […]

Nothing’s worse than a bad Super Bowl party. Well, genocide and poverty are worse, but bad Super Bowl parties are pretty awful. It’s like having a bad New Year’s Eve: staying home and doing nothing is exponentially better than a bad night out. I’m not saying these suggestions are either good or bad. That will […]

Is this the most dedicated, hard-working basketball player ever? Or just some guy with his priorities in the wrong order? Perhaps some more info and better pictures of these two facebookers would help us answer those questions. Is this kid a future NBAer? Is he playing recreational ball at the local gym? Does his team […]

It looks like hockey isn’t the only sport with a sucker-punch problem. Players from Inter and Bari did their best rendition of Jordan Staal vs. Brandon Prust during Serie A action on Thursday, with Inter’s Cristian Chivu playing the role of Staal and Bari’s Marco Rossi playing Prust. Following an Inter free kick, Chivu was […]

Were you wondering who Lil Wayne will be rooting for at this Sunday’s Super Bowl? Okay, so you probably weren’t, but this song should help answer that question anyways. It seems like just about every sports team is using the tune from Wiz Khalifa’s “Black & Yellow” song these days to make their own theme […]

If you showed up even a few minutes late to last night’s game between the Dallas Stars and the Boston Bruins, you are probably kicking yourself right about now. The Stars don’t make the trip out east to Boston all that often, but for some reason when they do things tend to get interesting. The […]

At the beginning of the season the Miami Heat made it known to all that they are looking to win a Championship. In order to do so, they will likely have to go through the Orlando Magic at some point during their playoff run. That made last night’s meeting between the two teams that much […]

Is this some sort of joke? Of course it is! It’s professional wrestling, where just about everything is a joke! So that leaves me with just one more question: What kinds of people watch this crap? I mean, hear we have one man straddling another man in the superman position as he performs some sort […]

In most cases we would present you with the bout between goaltenders Brent Johnson and Rick DiPietro as our “Frozen Fisticuffs Fight of the Night,” but because it only lasted one punch and we already brought it to you earlier today, we will award this honor to the other scrap that took place during last […]

Those New York Knicks fans sure are one tough crowd. In addition to booing every visiting team and/or player that steps onto the court at Madison Square Gardens, they also will not hesitate to shower teenage pop-stars with catcalls. Justin Bieber was the latest victim of their disapproval, despite being only 16-years-old and having previously […]

The hottest ticket in Dallas right now is the Super Bowl. The second hottest ticket is to the Rebeca Rubio Gun Show. Somehow Green Bay Packers offensive lineman Evan Dietrich-Smith has booked himself a seat at both events, making him one of the luckiest men on the planet right now. I am uncertain exactly how […]