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Origins

This beast originally was a dog. The pug of the great halls of Godville! But it yearned for more. It yearned to be a human! (Ominous thundercrash). It knew that the thing that makes all people, is the ability to read pop-up books. So it scoured the libraries of Anville, being shushed by many librarians, until, he found the Book. As he opened it, the words fell upon his mind and almost destroyed it, when he crushed them, by yanking them out from his ears. From that day, he vowed to destroy all words. And also a few heroes too. You know. Because he's Batm... Sorry, no, that's not right, because he is a monster.