My favorite was the call that got escalated to me because a woman was frying chicken dropped her new iphone into the pot full of grease, the phone exploded, and she wanted a new phone, a new pot, money for the chicken, and a months free service for her stupidity. She got nothing because she did not have insurance.

Or its always the middle eastern or russian guys that call up who lose their phones two days after they have them and want a replacement right away, and oddly enough they are talking on the "lost" phone as they are trying to make a claim. Then when you lock the phone out of the network, some entitled jackass wants to know why the phone he bought off of craigs list does not work.

flushing down a toilet is very common. I worked at a shiat treatment plant and you'd be surprised how many end up there. I can only surmise people have them in their back pockets, and think the noise of it falling in is a super-large turd.

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