Now, having won this year's best reporter award—
SHAMEIMARU!
Er, I'd like to take a moment to recognize Gensokyo's—
Gensokyo!!
Yes, Gensokyo's various inhabitants for their cooperation and say a word of—
Word of!!Servant!Izayoi!
Er, a word of thanks for their participation. Well, though I say "cooperate", I have to admit I took most of these pictures without permission.
Eeehehehehehe!Shameeeimaruuuuuu!HA HA HA, AYA-CHAN
Excuse me, but this isn't an interview! You don't have to say anything!
Shameimaru.

Meso-usa![10]
Meso-usa doesn't have anything to do with this!
INITIATE SUPER DEATH BLOW!!
Super—will you guys shut up already!?
Shinkuu Katategoma-ma-ma...[11]
No, not a katategoma...
Cirno!
Geez, you're all a bunch of dummies! This is Gensokyo!
Sekken-ya!
Sekken-ya ... use your heads, you jerks!
Sekken-ya?Sekken-ya.

If I could get one pervy DVD with girls in it, oh, I could, oh, yes, pervy DVDs, pervy DVDs are—
Will you shut the hell up about your pervy DVDs, dammit!
Ooooh, pervy DVDDDDDs!Buuuun buuuuuun maruuuuuuuuuuBoooooooo
Hey, are you trying to make fun of me, now?

Uhhh ... reporting is a danmaku battle you stake your life upon.
Shameimaru!
GRAAAH, will you shut up! Shut up, the lot of you!
Haha, someone said something great.Shameimaru is playing tennis over there.
It's true that I've won such a prestigious award, but I'm actually very inexperienced.
You damn greenhorn!
I'm but a humble tengu, yet almost not worthy of the name. Still, I hope you'll all be kind enough to continue your kind support from now on.
Shameimaru.
Just like that amazing martial artist who wears a Tengu mask:
MISTER KARATE!!
Yes, perfect!
SHAMEIMARUUUUU!!

Shameimaru.

Okay, that's a wrap.
Good work!
Oh, man ...
Yeah, we got a good one this time.
No kidding!
Boing!
Man, I never thought someone would bust out with Benimaru Collider.
It's a miracle!
Yeah, sure is.
What a miracle.

Aya-chan, bring me some tea!

Notes:

^ Shinra border or Shinra Kekkai is the Japanese term for Supernatural Border in PCB.

^ At the end of the comic version of s-CRY-ed, Kazuma faces Martin Zigmarl and his Alter, Galandu. Towards the end of the battle, Kazuma is severely injured, and Zigmarl asks him, "Doesn't it hurt?" Kazuma replies, "I'll rebel against that pain!"

^ This is a euphemism for a certain part of the anatomy. Think of it as the Japanese equivalent of "the brown star".

^ Yua-kyun is Yuakin, the wretch responsible for Yukarin☆Fantasy. It is also a nickname for Yukari. In addition, 秀三 (Shuuzou) who is a member of 石鹸屋 (Sekken-ya), took part in 狐夢想屋's (Komusou-ya's) CD "君は、ゆあキュン。"(You are Yua-kyun.).[12]

^ This refers to an event in the manga Baki the Grappler. The main character, Baki, kidnaps the President of the United States, and all he demands in ransom is $10 to pay for two cups of coffee. The "Ten dollars"/"Coffee charge" lines are direct quotes from the President's stunned reaction.

^ Mesousa (roughly, "Sobbit", from メソメソ (mesomeso, sobbing) and うさぎ (usagi, rabbit)) is a morose rabbit character from the manga series Pani Poni.