Watch GoPro Capture This Fish Leaping Through the Air to Bite This Man’s Nipple

Nature is a wonderful thing – there are times it entrances us with its hypnotic beauty…and there are other times when it just makes us laugh a ball off. Today, we’re exploring the latter.

Wyatt Green of Boater’s Outlet was chilling with the fishes (literally, no metaphor implied) at Lake Powell in Utah when things got a little frisky. While filming some tiny fish swimming around him (why, exactly, we’re not sure), one of them leapt from the water and quickly got to second base with Wyatt, latching onto his nipple. (Yes, Mr. Media Censorship, men have nipples, too.)

All of this is made possible because of the glorious little GoPro, the compact action cam that has revolutionized the way we film our stupid antics (::movie trailer voice:: “Noooow, in 4K!”). As Fstoppers put it, “The GoPro was invented to capture this fish biting a man’s nipple.” There’s really no way to say it better.

Unlike yesterday’s post where an eagle KOs a drone in midair, it’s refreshing to see wildlife lashing out at us rather than our gear for a change.

Give the video a watch. Have a little laugh. Pretend you haven’t been spiking your coffee since 8:30 this morning. It’s Friday, so why not squander a little time on the clock, right?

About Allen Mowery

Allen Mowery is a commercial and editorial photographer, pseudo-philosopher, and wannabe documentarian killing time amidst the rolling hills of Central Pennsylvania. When not shooting client work or chasing overgrown wildlife from his yard, he loves to capture the stories of the people and culture around him. You can check out his work on his website or follow along on Facebook, Twitter (@allenmowery), and 500px.