Omegaverse... with tentacles. Alpha has tentacles genitalia. Each tentacle has a knot. More tentacle you get in your omega the more likely your omega will get pregnant. And imagine if all the tentacles are inside.

Prefer either Martin(omega)/Douglas(alpha) or Martin/Arthur(choice of who is omega and alpha up to the filler)

I has a thing for them, so basically I want Douglas + reading-glasses. Either as art-fil or a ficlet where Martin finds out that Douglas needs them and gleefully discovers that Douglas isn't happy about that at all and would have liked to keep it to himself.

Martin's love is pure, and gentle, and tender almost to the point of being angelic. So Douglas is caught of guard when, when Martin finally offers himself to him, he's rough, carnal, animalistic in nature, and quite possibly the sexiest thing Douglas has ever seen. Make it as obscene as possible, and then soften the blow with fluffy cuddles?
Bonus points for every filthy kink you can think of to add! (Shameless PWP)

Due to a typical comedy misunderstanding, everyone is convinced that Douglas is dying slowly of a condition or ailment. No one wants to mention that they know, but everyone is determined that they will tell or do for Douglas that one thing they've always been meaning to.

Douglas is fine, but is convinced over the following week that they've all gone mental.

Inspired by "Helsinki"...
MARTIN: Douglas I cannot help but notice, you’ve filled the flight deck with orchids.
DOUGLAS: Yes. Yes, I have done that. Yes.
MARTIN: Are you about to propose to me?
DOUGLAS: It pains me to break your heart Martin, but no. These are for another man, a Finnish customs officer named Milo, to be exact.

There are orchids on the flight deck again... and Martin is like: "Milo, again?" But Douglas says: "No, this time, I'm about to propose to you."

Prompt 1:
Douglas is sincere. He loved Martin for a very long time and tries to win his captain over with this romantic gesture (because everything else failed, because Martin is... just Martin).

Prompt 2:
It's all a scheme. Douglas needs Martin so they can pretend they're a couple (may have to do with his divorce or money... I don't care).
Martin agrees... so they're living togehter in Douglas' house and it's awkward at first, but then the sparks start flying. Unresolved sexual tension, please! Perhaps Douglas overhears Martin masturbating or something like this. Perhaps Martin is dating another man and Douglas becomes jealous... And Martin get's to know Douglas' daughter and they get along really well although Martin is nervous as hell.

Slow romantic build prefered but with lots of humour and heartbreak. Happy ending please and give me sexy times in the e

When particularly depressed and in his cups in the heydays of Douglas drinking, he used to start bar brawls just to pound on strangers and get beaten up. He doesn't always remember which bars he did this in, because at the time he was blind drunk and not caring what damage resulted.

What I want is a Douglas and Martin in a new relationship, and Duglas trying very hard to show off. At one point, maybe during their first night sleeping together in the same bed, Douglas decides to be sexy and wake Martin up with a blowjob.

However, instead of being pleased, Martin flips his shit out. Why? Well, because they had never discussed that beforehand, so Martin had never consented to it, and waking up with Douglas's mouth on his penis made him feel raped, not aroused.

Give me the aftermath, Martin losing whatever trust he had in Douglas and taking a long time to forgive him and allow him that close again. Lots of h/c and Douglas grovelling (in his own Douglas way), please!

tl;dr: Douglas decides to wake Martin up with a blowjob, thinking it sexy... Martin flips his shit out, considering it sexual assault.

MJN lands in some country in the middle of an enormous drinking festival and has two full days before they'll need to leave since their client is staying the whole time.

Freed of responsibilities, Martin, Carolyn and even Arthur partake in the festivities, leaving Douglas as the sober responsible one, getting them out of scrapes, pulling them down from public edifices, driving them around in a cheap rental car while they hang out the windows whooping and carrying on.

In every generation there is a child born to take on all the bad luck of the family. It allowed the family to thrive, if not exactly prosper.

In earlier times the child would simply have been shut up in a room and all but forgotten by the rest of the family, aside from making sure the child survived until the next generation's bad luck child was born. in these modern times, however, there are people who keep track of children born and the child couldn't just be swept under the rug. He had to be allowed to attend school at least.

Martin's parents tried to discourage his dreams, not because he was stupid or any of that, but because he is the latest bad luck child. His brother and sister never knew, though they had often commented on how everything that would go wrong would happen to Martin.

It's how he ended up at MJN, with a van that barely runs, a roof over his head that only keeps out the wind and rain on alternate 31st of the month and always on the edge of starvation, despite his man with a van buisiness.

o Douglas and Martin have heard all about Arthur's "brilliant!" cousin who is a priest.

One day they walk into the portacabin to find a priest sitting there happily chatting away with Arthur, who introduces the man as his cousin: Father Dougal MacGuire. Even worse, it turns out they've been chartered to take him and his housemates back to Craggy Island.

How will Douglas and Martin survive a flight with TWO Arthur's, a rather feral old priest, a somewhat insistant housekeeper and a priest who seems normal enough until he starts kissing up to Carolyn.

You are one of the student's living with Martin in the shared house
how do you get on with Marin? (or any of the MJN crew if they happen to stop by)
Do you help him in any way?
Do you flirt with him?
(because to be honest even though he'd make a fool of himself -and knock over a pan or two off a shelf for good measure- he's pretty damn cute amirite?! ^-^)

In a foreign city where none of them, not even Douglas, knows the language, Arthur gets upset by a hard day, a big mistake, and Douglas and Martin sniping at him and each other in the tiny hotel room.

Distressed, Arthur leaves, slipping out while Douglas and Martin are arguing. After a while, They stop arguing and notice he's gone, but figure he's not gone far and will be back. After a few hours, they search the hotel. After midnight, they start searching the streets and consider calling the police or hospitals, imagining all the horrific things that could've happened to Arthur, alone and upset in a foreign city.

Up to the filler if any of those horrific things have actually happened, or if Arthur's been safe the whole time.

When they find him, however they find him Douglas and Martin apologize.

TLDR: Arthur goes missing in a foreign city when Douglas and Martin are frustrated with him.

Have we've done this before? Someone thinks Martin looks very good in his captain's uniform (even with his silly hat). Martin is caught off guard at first since no one has ever wanted to have sex with him because of the uniform.

In other words, someone has a very good time removing Martin's uniform off. Hot porn ensues. I'm open to any pairings.

Multiple Personality Disorder. The first personality is Martin Crieff. The second personality is Sherlock Holmes. The two are very aware of each other and get along quite well (Sherlock's genius and Martin's determination resulted in a way for them to communicate), but they'd really rather not like their secret to get out to their respective lives.

Except now they're going to have to tell someone, because they're both getting blackouts, and Sherlock fears a third personality is settling in...

Bonus points in Jim Moriarty or Mycroft Holmes is involved.

Double bonus points if someone from Cabin Pressure run into Sherlock and John (or vice versa) and their cover isn't blown (I read somewhere that altering personalities sometimes go so far as to change eye color when personalities switch, and posture/personal taste in grooming really makes a difference in the way someone can look).

Triple bonus points if Sherlock and Douglas get into an argument.

Quadruple bonus points if someone starts snooping into which personality came first and what traumatic event caused the split.

I can't remember there being a new years fic (apologies if this has been prompted/filled before.)
I'd love to see the countdown for New Year and person A being rather tipsy and kissing person B (as is tradition). D/M prefered, but entirely up to you.

In episode two Edwin ordered a huge crate of sex toys (dildos, penis enlargement cream, etc.) from India and towards the end of the episode the kids decided to inflate about twenty sex dolls and they place them in compromising positions and have a pillow fight with them.

Well.

One day MJN has a last minute booking and Carolyn tells Douglas to pick up Martin on his way because the captain hasn’t been answering her calls. Douglas agrees, but when he pulls up to Martin’s building he sees the scene described above- inflated sex dolls in compromising positions and sexy college chicks fighting with them. Martin has confiscated two of the dolls and tucked them under his arms but has forgotten and/or accepted the ridiculousness of the situation and doesn’t seem to realize he’s still carrying them. As Douglas gets out of the car he hears Martin trying to get the students to stop, “Oh, come on. We have neighbors! There’s a neighborhood watch! They watch things!” Douglas thinks the whole thing is hysterical and continues to take the piss out of Martin while he gets ready. “Naughty, naughty Captain Chief.”

Bonus points if on their way back to Douglas’s car, Martin gets fed up and has a “Molly Weasley moment” with one of the students. For instance, one of the male students is harassing another student with a dildo and Martin yells “Davies! Put that damned thing away before I stick it somewhere you REALLY won’t enjoy it!” And the students all look properly cowed. Douglas is suitably impressed.

Martin has a piercing. Perhaps through his tongue? To cure his lisp? Or through his nipples? Or he has a penis piercing? For his wanking pleasure. (I prefer this one)... Somehow Douglas finds out and now he is very, very interested in his naughty Captain Crieff.

An old trope, that I've seen a lot more in other fandoms, but I don't think I've seen here. If it exists, please link. :)

Martin is kidnapped, for reasons of revenge (against Douglas?) or for extracting information (a misunderstanding in which someone thinks he has important information), or you could even go Cabinlock and he's mistaken for Sherlock.

The evil baddies inject him with drugs and get him addicted to them. When he's rescued, he has to go through the withdrawal. Can he stick it? Is it too much for him? Who's going to be there by his side, helping him?

Tl;dr: Martin is kidnapped by baddies who force him to take drugs and get him hooked on them.

Something happens that makes Carolyn worried enough about Martin and Douglas that when she sees them again alive and well she hugs them both.
Carolyn rarle hugs other people but when she does they are long and slightly suffocating.

In Limerick, Douglas tells Martin that Helena confessed her affair "not long" after Martin visited (Fitton). Thus, when Douglas says in Johannesburg that he's "a happily married man," he's lying. To sum up that episode, Douglas misses his daughter's birthday, kills his ex-wife's carp to the cost of about 1,000 pounds, has recently learned his favorite wife's been cheating on him, has to wash someone's car, and loses a bet to Carolyn.

I would like to see some gen Douglas h/c, maybe losing his cool after he pays up to Carolyn? Bonus points if the comfort comes from Carolyn.

Due to a non-pilot-error glitch on a freight run, GERTI is flown into some very WRONG airspace. She's forced to land by the local military dictatorship and the crew is all interrogated as spies from a country they've never heard of, since it didn't exist a month ago.

The interrogators, completely baffled in their attempts to interrogate Arthur, decide he is the master spy trying to fool them all and order him executed in two days time in a massive public display of "this is what we do to the enemies of the glorious regime" sort of thing.

Martin and Douglas (Carolyn is back at the airfield, frantic) have to find a way to keep Arthur from being executed, get them all away from their captors, get Gerti out of lockdown and get home.

(OP is okay with a bit of crossover and Mycroft Ex Machina if required, but the heavy lifting of the escape plot and action should ideally be accomplished by the MJN crew. For tone of fill, anything from ridiculous and silly to dark, pain and blood filled dramatic angst would be lovely. Also RTYIs more than welcome, I'm new here.)

Carolyn makes more money by ... A swear box
So every time someone on the grounds or one of the pilots swear the gotta pay. Needless to say Martin and Douglas are quite outraged by this. How do they rebel against this injustice

Martin and Douglas have been together for a few years. Martin moved in, and Douglas is happy to find himself in a relationship that works.
But Douglas is slowly getting older, and he can feel the age difference. Martin is over 20 years younger than him, and in the prime of his life. It's definitely not the lack of wanting that is Douglas' problem, and he still gets aroused, but well. You know where I'm going. Sometimes the sex is just fine, but other times Douglas has to fake it/comes up with an excuse. He buys Viagra and hides the little blue pills, secretly hoping that Martin will never find out.
Porn is fine, but I'd like it even more if we'd also get to see how it affects their relationship, whether Douglas faces this with dignity or shame, does Martin suspect?...

Once in a while when Arthur's out of the house for the night, Carolyn has a glass or two of wine, puts on a shameless tearjerker of a movie and just lets herself cry herself to sleep. Not because she's depressed or sad or anything, just as a stress release and a way of clearing her mind.

Option 1) One such night Carolyn watches Third Star and finds herself wanting to mother Martin the next several days. Martin is disturbed.

Option 2) One such night, Arthur comes home unexpectedly and is really upset to find his mum crying alone and tries extra hard over the next several days to cheer her up. Everyone is disturbed.

Martin and someone else gets kidnapped or are in a dangerous situation and because he is the captain he tells the person it is his job to make sure they get home safely. So he basically tries to be brave and keep the attention on him.

+5 If he acts really nervous and scared in the beginning and get brave (not that he still isn't freaking out)/starts thinking how to escape once he firmly decides to 'take control.'

Could I have a fill where Martin was actually the favored child/most well cared for child out of his siblings?

Like for instance he was the most responsible, polite, and seemed to be the one who stayed the closest to home (because of how socially awkward he could be). His parents dotted on him the most...but that also meant they nitpicked everything he did, scared him into not trying potentially "dangerous" things, and coddled him to the point of hindering him. If anything was hard or rough they would hide it from him and he grew up feeling pretty useless but not knowing what to do about it when he was younger. Of course, he learned some skills such as his dad's profession, how to save money, and such but at the same time his parents had a pretty tight control of him and he was expected to provide for them and live up to impossible expectations of being the perfect child which kind of broke him. He isn't very close to his siblings they always resented him ...or they babied him just as much as his parents .

Basically, Martin tried throughout his younger years to be the "perfect child" his parents wanted regardless of who he really was and learn about the career his father wanted him to be in despite it not being what he wanted and it ended up messing him up and hindering him.

bonuses:
The reason he has few friends is because they were the type of people his parents wanted him to meet and be friends with but he never really liked them.

The Crieff's were wealthy until his father's company went bust.

Martin never went to flight school and had to take his flight test so many times because he was too busy working at his dad's electric company and attending college for a completely different major. I image his father trying to distract him and keep him busy from such a 'silly day dream'.

I was bored and curious one night and wrote a fic that will never see the light of day, because it was basically a campy "what-if" crossover between CP and an original story of mine. But I wrote this one paragraph half-asleep and I'm in love with it, so your prompt is to take it and run. Gen, please!

“I could tell you stories, Douglas,” Martin said suddenly, not looking away from the window. “I could spin tales of earth and air and sea, of what actually lies beyond the horizon, of ancient powers and even older languages, skysong and the music of the spheres and the depths. I could tell you of wars and the birth of stars, of broken souls that age without aging, of lightning strikes and hearts that are not your own, and people with waterfalls in their eyes.” He took a deep breath. “But you’d never believe me, no matter what I said or did. So I won’t, at least not now. I won't say another word.”

And that was the first moment that Douglas realized there may be more to Martin than there seemed.

Kid Douglas has everything he could want. His parents are rich, he has a huge room filled with toys and books. He gets to eat anything he wants. But he is lonely. One day he finds a smaller kid hiding in his back yard. He finds out that Martin is a government experiment and hasn't been treat well by them and has never seen outside until he escaped. So Douglas hides Martin in his house. What happens when the government find him

So Martin and Douglas are out having dinner, or maybe Douglas cooks dinner, which he would of course do as wonderfully as he does anything else, and Martin winds up overdoing it a bit. He's embarrassed, and wants to avoid patented Douglas snark, so he tries not to let on to Douglas, who suggests/brings out dessert, that he's just about to pop. Martin winds up eating almost the whole thing, whether it's a Douglas suggestion or creation, at which point he can't quite disguise the discomfort or the rather distended nature of his midsection and can't quite finish.

Martin finally bites the bullet and acts on his attraction to fem!Douglas, not knowing that she's not interested in him because his rule-bound nature extends to having very firm, old-fashioned opinions on gender roles.

A misunderstanding, plus a partially overheard conversation, and Martin is convinced he's being fired. He decides to beat them to it and leaves a resignation letter in the portacabin, then heads home, telling himself he'll get his CV in order and start really going after other flying jobs.

En route, his van is car-jacked. He is beaten unconscious and shoved out and down an embankment along an unpopulated stretch of the M5.

In the meantime, Carolyn and crew are baffled by Martin's sudden resignation, and some combination of what they think he overheard and what he's said the past few flights make them concerned he could be suicidal. Someone goes to his place to find him, he's not there. Panic mayhem and self-recriminations ensue.

Meanwhile on the M5, Martin is broken, bleeding and dying slowly at the bottom of an embankment and wondering if he should even bother trying to survive since his whole life is so cocked up and he's such a failure; in essence, retroactively becoming suicidal as he reviews his life, while struggling to stay conscious.

Happy comforty "of course you aren't being fired you daft sod" ending with group hugs preferred, but only after a great deal of work and pain on all sides to get to it.

Martin sometimes gets mindlessly desperate to be filled and at one hotel while everyone's out, takes a bottle of liqueur from the mini-bar and uses it to try and sate the urge. It doesn't go well, and either Douglas or Arthur or both has to help him with getting the tiny bottle back out.

No established relationships at the start, A/M or D/M or A/D/M by end is fine, or if you can keep it gen, I'll be astounded but not disappointed.

Carolyn and Douglas had a fling when they were both very young. Douglas has loved her ever since. Now that Douglas' wife left and Herc is starting to weasel his way into Carolyn's life, Douglas decides to see if he and Carolyn can pick up where they left off.

Some outsider insults one of the crew. (S)He says something the other members have already said to that person several times, perhaps even just shortly before that person insulted them.
Of course that's something you simply don't do. MJN has a very strict 'only we are allowed to insult each other'-policy.

(Can be done with the whole crew or just part of them...or you can even include Herc)

As you know, Doctor Who is very serious business. Martin may not be the strongest vault of general pop culture knowledge, but he knows everything Whovian from Captain Jack to Captain Wrack. So when Martin gets stuck watching Doctor Who with squee-fueled Whovian Arthur, secret Whovian Douglas, and/or witty outsider Carolyn, things get very juvenile serious indeed.