6 Signs A Musician Is A Stoner

Sometimes we listen to music and think it is awesome because we are high. Sometimes we listen to music just because the music has everything to do with getting high. Here is a short list of subtle and blatant signs your favorite artist is probably smoking, a lot.

1. Track Time is 4:20

If the artist you are listening to has many songs that are about 4 minutes and 20 seconds long there is a strong likelihood that they smoke weed to some capacity.

If you ever think that it is 4:20 somewhere else than you’re most def a pothead.

2. Uses Female Pseudonyms

If the artist you listen to refers to marijuana as a woman or gives weed a female name and describes marijuana like characteristics then he most definitely fell in love with marijuana at some point in his life. And, only sees weed as a beautiful enticing woman.

3. Uses Words like Chief, Blaze, Spliff, Blizzy, Gas, Dank, etc.

If you are thinking Wiz Khalifa or Mac Miller than you truly understand.

4. Has Multiple Shows in Places Known for their Weed

If an artist is constantly planning shows in California, Colorado, or Washington and seems to always skip your town then there is a possibility that they would rather spend their day getting high than commuting to your shitty city. I am talking to you Tucson.

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Arizona State Graduate with a Bachelor of Arts in Psychology. Avid gamer who uses too many pop culture quotes. I believe that the legalization of marijuana will improve our country on many different levels.