oomska wrote:And it could be why we never see Pigeons roosting on the roof above the chippy and the local cats are all mysteriously going missing

Sileage is back! ... how did he get in?

Ingenuity, man. Come up the broadband.

I have been lurking occasionally. My internet access hasn't been very reliable lately, and I thought things might settle down without me antagonising the resident ostriches. Seems I was wrong, it's getting fucking boring without me. Clearly people are going to argue and insult each other over some petty nonsense anyway, so I might as well stick around to raise some real issues now and then.

Right lads!Pack your bagsAnd come aboard as we hoist the Black Flag...