Oh, celebs. They should know by now that what happens on Paul Allen’s yacht, doesn’t stay on Paul Allen’s yacht.

The Microsoft co-founder has landed in the news yet again for his guests’ behaviors on his superyacht. Seriously, that boat has probably seen more Bain de Soleil-oiled up action than every season of ‘Jersey Shore’ combined.

This week in overrated celeb hook-ups, those lovable scamps of the UK press the Daily Mail report that Antonio Banderas, that’s right, Puss in Boots from Shrek, had the audacity to dance and look happy with another woman who isn’t his wife, Melanie Griffith!

The pics and video (above) show Banderas dancing with a Bollywood actress, Mallika Sherawat, on Allen’s boat during the Cannes Film Festival in June. What’s even more hilarious to us is that Allen, dressed like a geek in khakis and a blue blazer, jams on his guitar as the action unfolds.

While, we personally consider this not a big deal…dancing is allowed, right?…apparently the Daily Mail thinks it is because there are rumors floating about that Banderas and Griffith’s marriage is on the rocks.

Also, the Daily Mail just seems really, really obsessed with Allen. Check out this extensive piece they did just last year on our reclusive billionaire playboy.

The video, which looks about as exciting as your parent’s 25th anniversary party, is above.

Molly Brown comes from an arts and culture background, including stints at Billboard Magazine and Kirkus Reviews. An avid blogger on all-things culture, she covers a wide range of fun, geeky topics on GeekWire's Geek Life beat. Follow her @evilmolly and reach her at molly@geekwire.com.

Comments

Patrick

Congratulations to Paul Allen on a successful party. Between this, South Lake Union, the Science Fiction Museum & Hall of Fame, the Experience Music Project, the Seattle Seahawks, and the Portland Trailblazers, is there any realm Mr. Allen _can’t_ conquer?

http://www.christopherbudd.com Christopher Budd

Oh.
My.
God.

I think my eyes are bleeding from this, it hurts so bad.

And, wow, Antonio is looking a LOT like Steven Seagal (and not in a good way).

BTW: I like the reality show idea. They should get Joel McHale to host since he’s from here. Also, maybe you can pass these things on to John Keister and Pat Cashman so they can use it on their Almost Live! successor, The 206 (http://www.youtube.com/user/the206tv).