As a black man (well, half), I hereby officially speak on behalf of "The Black Race" in admitting that we colored folks are quite jealous of our lighter-skinned brethren when it comes to partying.

We may well have the edge on rhythm and dance moves, but damn it you guys just have more fun. Our clubs are filled with people holding up the walls in the dark and yours are filled with people on the dance floor.

PIP_the_TROLL:As a black man (well, half), I hereby officially speak on behalf of "The Black Race" in admitting that we colored folks are quite jealous of our lighter-skinned brethren when it comes to partying.

We may well have the edge on rhythm and dance moves, but damn it you guys just have more fun. Our clubs are filled with people holding up the walls in the dark and yours are filled with people on the dance floor.

Advantage: whitey.

But, you guys aren't insanely annoying like drunk whites trying to dance. There's only so many "WOOOOO"s one can tolerate.

Karaoke is even worse. EVERY drunk woman is Patsy Cline. Every last stinking one.