Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Ty and Grace Made Me Do It... CL You're Next

[You get to answer any five of these and then add your own occupations]If I could be a scientistIf I could be a farmerIf I could be a musicianIf I could be a doctorIf I could be a painterIf I could be a gardenerIf I could be a missionaryIf I could be a chefIf I could be an architectIf I could be a linguistIf I could be a librarianIf I could be an athleteIf I could be a lawyerIf I could be an innkeeperIf I could be a professorIf I could be a writerIf I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)If I could be a servicemember(By Jeremy)If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)If I could be an agent(By KelBel)If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)If I could be a mime(by Garrison)If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)If I could be a masseuse(by laine)If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)If I could be a priest(by Brian)If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham(Karen)If I could be a dancer(Karen)If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)If I could be a magician(Dawn)If I could be a rich manIf I could be perfectIf I could be a comedianIf I could be invisibleIf I could be a Korean(by Ty)If I could be a blogger(by Ty)If I could be a pervert(by Ty)If I could be a digital camera(by Ty)If I could be the guy who gets to be alone with you(by Ty)If I could be a man for a day (grace)If I could be a superhero (grace)If I could be YOUR MOMMA (grace)If I could be the one you never forget (Terra)If I could be a rock star (Terra)If I could be a paid killer(Terra)If I could be a police officer (Terra)

If I could be a man for a day I'd use everything I know to make some woman think I was a God.

If I could be a lawyer I'd sue the shit out of my ex-roomie. Fucker.

If I could be a police officer I'd beat the shit out of minorities w/my billy club.

If I could be a dancer I'd make tons of money down at the Pink Poodle ;)

If I could be a scientist I'd sew two heads onto one body and display it at the fair... come get me now Superhero Grace.