Love is a Battlefield: Don’t let your heart be the last thing that’s broken

Updated: Nov 5, 2019

The rage experts at Time to Rage realize the unique form of anger that arises from a broken heart. Don’t let your heart be the last thing that’s broken. Gather up your girls or your boys for a night out and head to Time to Rage for a unique form of anger management. Jane Zatylny from divorcemag.com states anger resulting from a break up “allows someone to punish his/her ex while maintaining an ongoing (bitter) relationship with him/her. It’s a situation that leaves both partners in divorce limbo: a perilous situation that obstructs growth and self-awareness.” Time to Rage has the tools and the space to help you let go, literally; let go of a plate as you hurl it across the room and you’ll find your resentment is swept away with the broken shards. Here’s how to get started…

Choose your Feelgood:

The baseball bat - Keep it all American with this classic choice. We suggest pairing it with an equally classic revenge song: consider Carrie Underwood’s “Think Before He Cheats.” You’re guaranteed to knock your anger out of the park.

The sledgehammer - This strong and versatile tool is a great way to break a sweat while breaking anything from a TV to a delicate glass. We promise the destruction will be unforgettable, which is why we recommend banging it out with Cee Lo Green’s “Forget You.”

The lead pipe - A heavy metal object calls for heavy metal fury in the form of “Dead Memories” by Slipknot.

Choose your breakable:

Given the intensely personal nature of a divorce or break up we encourage you to keep your Time to Rage session tailored to your unique form of heartbreak.

Can’t stand to look at those old wedding albums? Obliterate them!

Hate the thought of eating off your wedding china again? Smash it!

Breaking up with your beau all the way from 1999? Destroy that first mixtape you made to commemorate your love. Keep it old school and let us blast “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette while you do it.

Did she spend more time looking in the mirror than at you? Outkast feels you and “Roses” is the perfect song to smash the looking glass to.

Was he a notorious remote hog? Bring it in and dismantle it so he knows “We Are Never Getting Back Together” compliments of Taylor Swift.

Book it:

No matter how you put it together, a session at Time to Rage is the cure for what ails you. Breakups are messy and divorces are painful, but remember, it is not time for self-pity...it’s Time to Rage!

Tell us about it:

Did you book a Time to Rage session to help you through your heartache? Let’s hear your story! Do you have the perfect feel-good/breakable/music combination? Share it here!