SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
If you would just let go of that cliff edge you're so desperately clinging to, you'd plummet a grand total of about six inches--not 5,000 feet, as you seem to believe. Not that I want you to stop spouting all the agitated, inspired poetry you've been fitting in between primal screams. But do you think that maybe you could find a way to keep us all equally entertained without imagining yourself in mortal danger?