Kickass Santa

Kickass, the doorstop dog, has learned through his many contacts, including one at the North Pole, that in this very stressful season the Post Office Department mixed up a letter that Gov. Scott Walker wrote to Trump asking for authority to keep out refugees, drug test food stamp recipients and shoot wolves. Instead of being delivered to Trump the letter went to Santa who read it and said, “Here’s a guy who doesn’t want to help people who are desperately looking for a home, wants to humiliate people who are really hungry and wants to kill magnificent wild creatures. He sounds like a mean little shit. Send him a lump of coal. No, send him two lumps.”