Burning desire

'Buffalo is the Rodney Dangerfield of American cities, and it pays the price in insults from the mouths of smug Torontonians. Examples: "Hey, is this where they filmed Planet of the Apes?" "Brett Hull: legal goal! Tennessee Titans: legal lateral!" That old standby as we head back to our cars for the trek back to Canada via the Peace Bridge: "Yeah, yeah — your team won. But at least we get to go home to Toronto. You have to live here."'