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Monday, February 16, 2015

Fat Dudes Tips For Picking Up Chicks

These are tips from a fat dude for fat dudes. I looked everywhere for something to help a
fat brother out but I never did find anything that would even remotely
help. That’s why I have chosen to bestow
upon you (the reader) the little bit of knowledge and experience I have with
being a fat dude trying to pick up chicks.
Before we get started with this list there are a few things that you
have to know before we get into it, I am not a Casanova type guy that is always
looking for the next chick or anything like that, I’m just a regular fat dude
that has known a lot of other fat guys that just seem to feel bad for
themselves and blame all the wrong things for them being lonely. With that said I think its time to drop some
knowledge! (yea, modesty is a problem for me)

Tip #1- Don’t change for anyone

This should go without saying but when it comes to low self
esteem it has to be said. Just be
yourself, there is a reason the people around you like you. The only time this does not apply is if you
are a major, and I mean major, dick. If
you walk around as an enormous dick and blame everyone else then you might want
to change but other than that just be yourself.
If you’re weird then just be weird, if you’re awkward then be awkward,
there is gonna be somebody that likes it. Trust me.

The rest of these might seem like someone trying to change
you but that is not my intention. Think
of it as highlighting your best personality traits and getting rid of
roadblocks that you have put in your own way. That being said lets continue…

Tip #2- Have Balls

This one is the most important! If you just do this one and
none of the others you will be in a much better place than most shy and awkward
people. There is no trick to it, its
just having the balls to go up to someone you find attractive and saying,
Hi. Some of it is just that simple, life
isn’t a romantic comedy where a grand gesture must be made every time or it has
to be some weird coincidence. There is a
reason good women sometimes end up with crappy people, its because crappy
people are too stupid to not have balls.
So take a lesson from horrible people and have some balls.

Tip #3- Being Funny Helps… A Lot

Look if you’re a fat dude then odds are you have a pretty
developed sense of humor already. Don’t
be afraid to let it shine, let it shine, let it shine (sorry that’s a
song). I don’t know about you but I have
always used humor to deal with all the things in my life and chances are you do
too, it’s the only way to stay sane sometimes.
So open with a joke, get her laughing with you. Have you ever met a funny person that you
didn’t want to hang out with again?

Tip #4- Rejection Is Just Part Of It

Time for a hard dose of reality, Rejection is just part of
it. Sorry. Even the best of the best get turned down. Heres how I have always dealt with this. Getting rejected is just like getting punched
in the chest, the first time it happens
it might knock you off your feet and hurt a lot. The good news is the more it happens the less
it matters to you, you might go from the equivalent of a 3rd grader
getting punched in the chest to a Pro Fighter getting punched in the
chest. They both hurt but the Pro
Fighter knows how to shake it off and keep moving. Be a Pro Fighter and learn to shake off the
rejection because when its all said and done it’s a numbers game.

That’s all the tips I have for you right now. If there is anything else anyone would like
to add just post it in the comments. Now get out there and have fun!