Backyardigan: A staff member or player hired or signed by owners Oren Koules or Len Barrie from their Western Canadian hockey and/or business past. A player or staff member they found in their "backyard", or an especially obvious case of cronyism or nepotism.

EDIT: Also applies to players signed by GM Brian Lawton who have a past with his former Octagon Sports Management group.

Crapicek aka Crapcheck, aka Crycheck: for Lukas Krajicek who's version of a stay-at-home defensemen is to "stand and poke check while you (guy on the other team with puck) shoots at will and scores a goal"

... There's gotta be more from the OK/LB/BL - Rick Toccect era...

Chainsaw Charlie?Hollywood (For OK)?
I don't recall who came up with those two