Really, though, all we have to do is find the tape from the last time he was reinstated. I’m sure Pacman’s quotes will be pretty much the same: “I’ve learned my lesson. I’m going to stay home. I don’t want to let down my mom, my child, my teammates, Mr. Jones, coach Wade.”

Yada, yada, yada. Whatever.

It will be interesting to see if Pacman confirms what ESPN reported Sunday. Citing anonymous sources, the World Wide Leader reported this is Pacman’s final chance, that another slip guarantees a lifetime ban being handed down by NFL czar Roger Goodell.