In general we believe that samurai swords and porn make a bad mix, but this does look styling.

]]>http://pornparody.com/2015/07/new-releases-magic-mike-modern-family-kill-bill/feed/0Very Adult Wednesday Addams from Burning Angelhttp://pornparody.com/2015/06/very-adult-wednesday-addams-from-burning-angel/
http://pornparody.com/2015/06/very-adult-wednesday-addams-from-burning-angel/#commentsFri, 19 Jun 2015 16:17:09 +0000http://pornparody.com/?p=9918Wednesday Addams was the tween daughter in the Addams Family cartoons, 60s TV series and 90s movies. She has become a goth icon over the years.

Adult Wednesday Addams was a very funny YouTube series created by Melissa Hunter. At least it was until Charles Addams’ litigious heirs forced YouTube to take it down in April 2015. Boo!

Very Adult Wednesday Addams is a Burning Angel porn parody series. That’s right, a porn parody of a non-porn parody. And by the quirks of modern copyright law, the porn parody enjoys clear protection while the non-porn parody gets crushed. Boo!

The Burning Angel version, directed by the great Joanna Angel, launched last month with …

We’re still immensely peeved that the outstanding Adult Wednesday Addams series got yanked off YouTube. That show’s creators probably have a solid case for fair use, but having a solid case and being able to afford lawyers to make that case are two different things.

There have been at least three earlier Addams Family porn spoofs.

Rodney Moore directed The Addams Family XXX in 2011 for Exquisite, featuring Brandy Aniston as Wednesday and Nina Hartley as Grandmamma.

Back in 1991, when the first Addams Family movie came out, two studios made XXX knockoffs. Kim Alexis played “Tuesday” in The Maddam’s Family, which also featured Ron Jeremy as Uncle Fester.

Meanwhile, arty parody director William Black made The Anus Family, starring Courtney (aka Natasha Kinzski or Nasty Natasha) as a blonde-pigtailed Wednesday. Ron Jeremy made an appearance in this one too, as “the Sex Thing”.

]]>http://pornparody.com/2015/06/very-adult-wednesday-addams-from-burning-angel/feed/0Porn Parodies in the Pipeline: Compton, the Empire, Gnardianshttp://pornparody.com/2015/06/porn-parodies-in-the-pipeline-compton-the-empire-gnardians/
http://pornparody.com/2015/06/porn-parodies-in-the-pipeline-compton-the-empire-gnardians/#commentsWed, 17 Jun 2015 14:28:34 +0000http://pornparody.com/?p=9906The porn parody craze might be slowing down a tad in 2015, but several high-profile projects are in the works. Look for these sometime in the second half of the year.

Gnardians of the Galaxy
Directed by Lee Roy Myers

WoodRocket has already posted three scenes from this Guardians of the Galaxy XXX spoof: part one (green body paint!), part two (blue body paint!), part three (Groot/Avengers crossover!).

Plot premise: “When Star Load, Gamwhora, Crax, Rocket Raccooch, and Groin find themselves in a tight spot, this horny group of rag-tag superheroes team up to protect the universe from evil-doer, Bonin, and her lust for the power of the Infinity Bone.”

WoodRocket promises a high-quality DVD/download version available later this year.

Straight Outta Compton XXX
Directed by Will Ryder

The Hollywood biopic Straight Outta Compton, starring Ice Cube’s son as Ice Cube, hits theaters in August. The porn parody version has been in the works for months and should be ready for a coattail-riding simultaneous release.

Back in March, X-Play announced a casting call for pornstars to play young versions of Ice Cube, Eazy E, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg, Jerry Heller and Suge Knight.

Will Ryder has made several fine musical porn parodies, including Not Jersey Boys XXX, Grease XXX and Not the Wizard of Oz XXX. About the NWA project, Ryder says, “If we don’t nail the hip-hop and show a lot about how it’s being created in the studio, we would be remiss and it won’t be a good parody biopic. So music will be a huge cornerstone of this.”

The Empire Strikes Back XXX
Directed by Axel Braun

Axel Braun’s excellent 2012 Star Wars XXX swept the industry’s Best Parody awards for that year. He had talked about making porn parodies of the whole (original) trilogy, but somehow that never panned out. Until now.

With the new JJ Abrams Star Wars: Episode VII slated for world domination in December 2015, Axel Braun apparently decided the time was right for his own sequel. Wicked Pictures announced an open casting call last month for a XXX version of The Empire Strikes Back. Hooray!

Nice to see the big three — Myers, Ryder, Braun — are still going strong.

]]>http://pornparody.com/2015/06/porn-parodies-in-the-pipeline-compton-the-empire-gnardians/feed/0The Tranny Bunch – Jim Powers Does Transgender Brady Bunchhttp://pornparody.com/2015/06/the-tranny-bunch-jim-powers-does-transgender-brady-bunch/
http://pornparody.com/2015/06/the-tranny-bunch-jim-powers-does-transgender-brady-bunch/#commentsMon, 15 Jun 2015 12:11:21 +0000http://pornparody.com/?p=9898The Brady Bunch aired from 1969 to 1974, but it remains a cultural touchstone. The modern porn parody craze really took off with Will Ryder’s 2007 Not the Bradys XXX, which spawned four sequels.

Now Jim Powers brings us a new sort of Brady Bunch porn parody with The Tranny Bunch. It’s exactly what it sounds like — all five female roles are played by transgender pornstars.

Jim Powers always does a great job with visual style and campy humor on super low budgets. In The Tranny Bunch he has fun recreating those wholesomely groovy 70s decor, fashions and hairstyles.

Anastasia Pierce plays both Wonder Woman and Catwoman, while Carissa Montgomery stars as Power Girl. The excitable ASP blurb explains Catwoman’s fiendish plot, which like many “superheroine in peril” flicks involves mind control:

Wonder Woman and Power Girl wake up trapped in a steel room. Catwoman has captured them and is keeping them on locked up so she can go rob Central Bank without being stopped.

Not only has Catwoman threatened to bomb the city if they don’t comply, she is also pumping a special type of gas into their steel cell to keep them under control.

The pink gas is one of her evil inventions! A new kind of mind altering gas: a mix of MDMA, euphoric gas, mind and power altering. Nothing our super-heroine in distress will be able to resist!!

Quickly Wonder Woman and Power Girl find themselves doing the unthinkable to save the city, kissing, fondling, undressing each other, rubbing their wet pantyhose crotch together to ecstasy and also, using some of the devices left behind by the super villain Catwoman.

Those devices include a strap-on, a double dildo and a fucking machine. Remember, they’re doing all this kinky shit to SAVE THE CITY! They’re heroines! Hot, hot, hot.

Miss America was an actual superheroine created in 1943 by Timely Comics (soon to be renamed Marvel Comics). Wikipedia notes that “she was a member of Timely’s superhero team the All-Winners Squad, fighting alongside Captain America and Bucky, the original Human Torch and Toro, the Sub-Mariner, and the Whizzer in the group’s two Golden Age adventures”.

In this XXX version, Miss America basically looks like a female Captain America complete with his trademark shield. Her 1940s comic book costume looked quite different.

The plot here involves Miss America capturing an evil clone of Wonder Woman and attempting, with the help of henchwoman Wolverine the Beast, to bring the WW clone back to the side of truth and justice. The fucking machine makes another appearance, and lots more kinky sex ensues.

]]>http://pornparody.com/2015/06/anastasia-pierce-brings-more-wonder-woman-xxx-bdsm-cosplay-awesomeness/feed/0Axel Braun does Batman v Superman a year before Hollywoodhttp://pornparody.com/2015/05/axel-braun-does-batman-v-superman-a-year-before-hollywood/
http://pornparody.com/2015/05/axel-braun-does-batman-v-superman-a-year-before-hollywood/#commentsSat, 23 May 2015 20:51:17 +0000http://pornparody.com/?p=9886Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice will hit theaters in March 2016, as DC Comics tries to match the mega-success of the Avengers movies and the Marvel Comic Universe. The film will feature Wonder Woman, Aquaman and other DC a-listers, setting up future Justice League movies. Nerd heaven.

Superhero porn parody master Axel Braun beats Hollywood to the punch by nearly a year with his knockoff version, Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. The wonderfully cheesy tagline: “Two heroes will rise, in more ways than one!”

]]>http://pornparody.com/2015/05/axel-braun-does-batman-v-superman-a-year-before-hollywood/feed/1Long-lost 1972 Godfather Parody Found and Reissued by Alpha Bluehttp://pornparody.com/2015/05/long-lost-1972-godfather-parody-found-and-reissued-by-alpha-blue/
http://pornparody.com/2015/05/long-lost-1972-godfather-parody-found-and-reissued-by-alpha-blue/#commentsTue, 19 May 2015 23:09:53 +0000http://pornparody.com/?p=9867The fine folks at Alpha Blue Archives continue to seek out, restore and reissue early porn that would otherwise be lost to the ages.

Their latest discovery is The Godmother, a long-lost 1972 porn parody of The Godfather.

The film stars Tina Smith (“whose heavy tits defy the laws of gravity!” according to Alpha Blue’s breathless copywriter; left on the poster) and Ann Ali (“voluptuous print model” of Indian-American ethnicity; right on the poster) as streetwise badass babes who team up to take revenge on the drug dealer who killed their friend.

The Alpha Blue Archives release also includes four other films of varying lengths.

The XXX version follows the non-XXX format pretty closely — ten pornstars live together in a big tacky McMansion, where they take part in silly “challenges”, get on each other’s nerves, and get voted off the show one by one.

Tormenting our heroine this time around are Amelea Dark (as a sexy stormtrooper) and Mistress D (as “Lady Vader”).

Jabba the Hut does not make an appearance in this XXX parody, but Anastasia Pierce does wear the famous slave girl outfit worn by Carrie Fisher in Return of the Jedi. Yowza, that brings back some memories.

In case anyone was wondering, this movie is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Lucasfilm or Disney.

]]>http://pornparody.com/2015/05/the-perils-of-slave-leia-star-wars-cosplay-bondage-smut/feed/1Best 22 Transgender Porn Parodies of All Timehttp://pornparody.com/2015/05/best-22-transgender-porn-parodies-of-all-time/
http://pornparody.com/2015/05/best-22-transgender-porn-parodies-of-all-time/#commentsSat, 02 May 2015 06:04:02 +0000http://pornparody.com/?p=9846The transgender (aka transsexual, shemale, tranny, chicks with dicks, whatever) porn niche has produced its share of porn parodies over the years. This list is dominated by two major filmmakers: the great Karen Dior, who made a bunch of trans spoofs around the late 1990s; and Joey Silvera, who has made 18 (and counting) installments of his various Shemale Idol series.

From worst to best, here’s our official rundown.

22 Shemale-ican Idol

2002 | Vivid

Vivid jumped on the American Idol bandwagon with this parody sporting an incredibly clunky title pun. For some reason, this flick is not available anywhere online today.

21 Unreal Housewives Of Atlantic City

2011 | Translusions

The Real Housewives franchise is a perfect porn parody target, and pornographers have produced dozens of knockoffs over the years..