Then along comes the dog owner who states that their dog has constitutional rights and no way is anyone going to take a sample of their dna since the dog has committed no crime.

/Then the HOA steals the persons home(rental or owned) and profits.

//funny thing is, humans have had cops take a cheek swab for traffic enforcement purposes(pretend allegation of driving while on drugs swipe), not realizing that the cops now have their dna on file.///So now you get busted for crapping on that cops windshield while he was away for a few minutes.

The Asylum is now open to all. Whether or not we should run a background check on those wishing to purchase weapons is to subject of frantic national debate, but we can DNA check all dogs to see who shiat on the lawn. USA, USA. USA...

How much are they spending on enforcement and testing? And how much would it have cost to hire some kid to clean the park every few days?

I know its a problem but you gotta consider how much cleaning up vandalism costs compared to how much its gonna cost to hunt the crumbums down and whats it going to cost community moral harassing them about something so petty.

I hate dogshiat in the park. I hate the idea of someone creating a bureaucracy to deal with dog shiat more.