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How To Get A Kiss On New Year’s Eve (Easily)

Hey, this is Brad Jackson. I originally posted this advice on my PUMA Skills blog in December 2009…but because it was so well received I wanted to repost it here for you now.

As a single man there are 3 holidays you should look forward to more than any other days of the year.

Halloween, New Year’s Eve, and Valentines Day.

Since it’s almost New Year’s Eve…I’m only going to cover this one in today’s article.

New Year’s Eve Sucks…here’s why:

Every place you go is really expensive

Every amateur is out that night

Bars, clubs and restaurants are crowded

Too much pressure to find the “perfect party”

Cops out on patrol looking to pull everyone over.

Ah…but New Year’s Eve is freaking incredible too! Here is why you have a higher likelihood of hooking up on New Year’s Eve than any other night of the year. (Halloween and Valentine’s Day included)

Here is why…

Everyone is in the mood to party

Girls are dressed to impress

Single girls are more worried about having a New Year’s kiss than you can imagine

A good kiss at midnight often ends up in bringing the new year in with a…”bang.”

Did you know?

According to a recent survey of more than 84,500 people conducted by TouchTunes Corp., 34 percent deemed locking lips at midnight Dec. 31 more important than watching one’s weight, meeting someone new or getting the perfect gifts this year.

Here are some New Year’s Even Tips and Tricks

Dress Up…or get peacocked. You should be either decked out to the nines or wearing something outrageously fun, funny or cool. You are there to party. Show it off. Carry mardi gras beads if you want, wear something cool or put on your best suit. Either way…this is the time to pull out the big guns.

Everyone will be in a good mood tonight. Say hi to the girls and the guys. No one is too cool on New Year’s Eve. Your chances of getting a cold shoulder this night are the lowest next to Halloween. If you ever had approach anxiety…now is the night to shake it off.

You aren’t looking for a girlriend tonight. You’re looking to hook the hell up. This is a make it or break it night.

(Side note: I actually have hooked up with girls on New Year’s Eve that I just met and ended up dating them for a while. Yes, you can date a girl you sleep with the first night you meet her especially if it’s New Year’s Eve. The “slut-label-risk” is diminished…she gets a free pass on New Year’s….why? Because it’s fucking New Year’s Eve!)

You’re going to be bouncing around and talking to every girl you see that’s attractive and even some that aren’t…remember, you’re as friendly (or friendlier) than everyone else tonight.

How To Get The Midnight Kiss

Here’s the big secret of New Year’s Eve that almost EVERY guy misses! “You don’t have to wait til midnight to get the kiss.”

The 2 main scenarios:

1. Last Minute Emergency:

You can’t find anyone til midnight. 30 seconds are left and you’re scrambling. You haven’t made any major inroads with any girls yet. Time’s running out. You find whatever you can. Point to her. Say “Hi, my name’s Brad. Let’s spend the next 60 seconds getting to know eachother REALLY well.” you say this with a smile…bring her in…and plant one on her. This is no time to be shy. Everyone has an excuse to ask for a kiss at midnight New Year’s Eve. Get in there…grab what you can and do it. This is caveman stuff.

(Side Note: I did this one night years ago…found a girl with 15 seconds to go before midnight. Woke up at her place the next day. That’s all you’re getting on that for now)

Alternate Emergency Kiss Close Line: (Field tested by me)

You. “Hi, my name’s Brad, what’s yours?” “You know…You’re very good looking, I’m very charming…we’ve obviously got a lot in common. It’s a match made in Heaven. Now let’s see if there’s any truth to this crazy rumor.”“What Rumor?” she asks
“The rumor that you and I would have the most electrifying New Year’s Kiss at this entire party.” Then kiss her.

2. The Early “Practice-Kiss” Audition (The Best Kept Secret)

This is quite simple and quite simply the best way to go about New Year’s Eve. As you’re being social and meeting girls all night long…simply ask them: “So, who are you bringing in midnight with? Who’s kissing you at the big moment?”

If she says no one. Say…”I haven’t found one either…but I’m holding auditions and you look like you were born for the part. Come here…let’s practice.”

THIS above line is the epitome of “cocky+funny.” It has to be said with a sense of humor and fun. It has worked 100% unless the girl already has a date. You can follow it up with…”I don’t want you to have anything other than the best kiss either…so if you’re not happy…we’re free to find someone else.”

I could come up with a littany of other lines…but why bother when these have worked so well for so many years.

How To Close The Deal For The Night

I wish there were some super sneaky strategy that I had to teach you to parlay the midnight kiss into the midnight lay…but I’ve never found it very hard. I’ve found that often…the girl who kisses you at midnight has just given you the green light as long as you don’t screw it up. At this point…you’re playing safe. The hard work is over.

However, here is some sexual escalation tips:

Ask her if she was as adventurous this year as she thought she’d be.

Ask if there’s anything she didn’t do this year that she really wanted to.

Hell…ask if she had enough sex this year…in a very funny playful way.

Tell her that just because you kissed her at midnight doesn’t mean you’re going to sleep with you. Tell her she’ll have to wait til next New Year’s before you give up your goods. (Flip the script on her.)

The bottom line is this…New Year’s is ripe ripe ripe. Girls are in the perfect frame of mind: Out to party, looking good, a little pissed they don’t have a date or a boyfriend, determined not to let that ruin the night and willing to let loose because it’s the end of the year.

This is the one night you man up…go out and be as social as you’ve ever been and don’t be afraid to go for the early kiss…it’s New Year’s best kept secret.

Now, I just ask you to leave a comment below if you liked this story …

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Truth
2606 days ago

I liked this story. Thanks for sharing.

ron
2606 days ago

Yea that’s a good story and I think it will work. I never looked at New Years Eve like that before if I wasn’t already in a relationship I’d always go home drunk alone but luckily for me I stop drinking and figured why go out New Years I never got a date anyway but with this advise I’m going to give 2011 a try. Wish me luck.

Idiotic beyond belief. Are you actually proud of this brain-dead crap you purvey?

Telling guys how to get a kiss(as if it is something you trick someone into or as if it was even any measure of any big deal) is the best you can do?

This is pathetic. Where is the intelligence behind this? What kind of contempt do you have for the intelligence of your readers?

sycho
2606 days ago

Thanks…Great stuff!!! I’m already playing it out in my mind. I just hope I don’t freeze up.

ryan
2606 days ago

Thank you very much, Brad. I have been a student of the game for a while and this is quite legitimate info. Entertaining read as well. If the snow doesn’t prevent me going out I’ll let you know how it works for me. Thank you again.

James Walker
2606 days ago

I think you have a great outlook on this New Years kiss approach. The problem I have , where I live in Brookings, Oregon, we only have one bar, and its kind of rough, no class,
and there not a party that I have heard of. But I am going to make the best of it, by stopping by this only bar, and putting something I just learned into effect. I was also thinking at the last minute, if I find myself alone, what would be good, to even yell out, “Anybody need a kissing partner?” The Best ever?” What do you recommend?
Let me know if you have any suggestions and thanks, James

johan
2606 days ago

It sounds very interesting man! You sure will live in the moment to try these things, being open to all that can happen, accepting that you have no idea what will happen. Really cool and a bit scary, just like life is intended to be Hehe… High five!

KH
2606 days ago

Great advise never thought of the early close. Happy New Year, hope it goes with a ‘bang’ for us all.

dan
2606 days ago

Ross jeffries u damn fucking idiot! Shut the fuck up ur stupid old man!
Ur such a douchebag, u still think u’ll get the most out of it when u talk shit
about competitors! Actually im feeling really sorry for you! Your that old, still
that stupid lil idiot and you spent all your time reading blogs and articles from
other pua gurus. Ur so dumb…Find a real job and move on with your life! We all laugh about
u anyway!

dan
2606 days ago

By the way: brad p laid 2010 more girls than rj will in his whole life! Think about that old man
before u post such crap on his blog!

dan
2606 days ago

sorry i put a p behind ur name that shouldnt be tere!
damn iphone keyboard

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