Elizabeth, take note: Along with the shit eating, if your child continues to pee the bed into its later years, starts setting fires, and strangles the cat, you might have a future serial killer on your hands.

word, I entirely agree; verdict, possibly including a grade or a point average is totally fine.

It’s the *during* that I don’t understand. If it was mid-coital and I was thinking about anything but the excitement, slight pain of the hand cuffs, or the dirty things spewing from our mouths, I would not text; I would leave.

But I’ve been guilty of watching TV during a few boring sessions in my time.
The ex husband, well, it wasn’t what he was best at, but it sure was what he was fastest at, so when I say I watched TV, I watched an ad or two.

Katypants: I am 100 percent with you! If it’s so bad that you are doing anything other than begging for more, why are you even doing it? If your partner doesn’t have your full attention, whether it be concentrating on blowing his mind or concentrating on how hard he is rocking your world…get out of that relationship QUICKLY. Run full speed!

@pusiu: The only humor I can find in it is that Cooper’s girl sleeps around so much that he might not have to pay child support. Which is humorous because the girl in question has probably decided, with little evidence, that the kid is his. Hopefully this post will be followed by a picture Cooper takes of the girl’s face when she learns that months of yelling at him for money were pointless and she must now figure out who the child’s real father is. Or by a picture of Cooper’s face when he learns he’s a daddy.

Right, is that not reading into it quite a bit though? I thought it was supposed to be funny because he doesnt know that you can get DNA sampling before the baby is born. But a lot of people might not know that, so thats why i didnt think it was funny.

Hey Soup, remember when that guy in Revenge of the Nerds raped that cheerleader by pretending to be her jock boyfriend and she ends up falling in love with him? Are you hoping that will happen to you, one day?

mcowles, that’s more of a date rape scenario. I generally just lurk in dark alleys and grab unsuspecting ladies. Although I’m filled with ill intentions, that limited contact is enough for me to goo in my shorts. We both walk away trembling from the experience, but ultimately unharmed.

Katy: if only I had your radar! I’ve had a couple fool me. And I didn’t let those turn into relationships either. That’s when you hit it once and quit it…why would you drink the whole gallon of milk if the first sip tastes sour?

You can’t use kissing skills or fingering skills to gauge sexual aptitude anymore. After all, they HAVE to get good at that if they are lame in the sack. So, now I do the dry hump test…If he can make that feel good, it’s on!

Looks more like a Belle from Beauty and the Beast watch to me…but this is unconfirmed.
The first one reminds me of that episode of CYE when Larry picks up the phone during sex – it’s a good episode, kids.

On top of being 15, pregnant, sportin’ a Hello Kitty watch and fab-U-lous! (insert gay man’s singing voice here), Nakaisha also has her own name tattooed on her arm. I guess just in case she forgot it?
And Tameka, I can see where Nakaisha gets her great decision-making skills!

@dcreaerview: They can definitely text during as well as watch tv lol (although I really don’t get why anyone would ever do that). I was more referring to the comments under that status. Time isn’t an issue for lesbians.