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Mr. Mackey: ...and Mr Shady will be your substitute teacher for the day. Mr. Shady the floor is yours.

Mr. Shady: Hello, class!

Class: Hello, Mr. Shady!

Mr. Shady: So, class, I was utterly at a loss about what I should teach you today. So many topics to choose from. Say... My lecture on drug usage was particularly good yesterday, but what about today? You don't want a repeat of yesterday, unless you also want a roll in the hay.

Claire: Can I make a suggestion?

Brian: Shut the fuck up!

Mr. Shady's nametag

Mr. Shady: Now, Brian, everyone has the right to speak. Even that lesbo down the street. Say what you need to say Claire if you dare.