EXHIBIT B: Scene of the Bust
Who knows? Maybe the cops weren't giving him a ticket. They could have been asking for an autograph for their teen daughters and/or their secret dungeon "Prince Justin" nipple shrines.

We're not sure the following exclamation is entirely warranted or will even have any affect on the banal proceedings re-reported in this blog post. But in the spirit of the 99% and Jay-Z texting Barack Obama: "Free Justin Bieber!" Follow @CountyGrind