WARNING : This is an ADVANCED tutorial. Do not dig into it if you didn't spend 1K hours nerding / completed veteran SWAT training / successfully escaped North Korea / DDoS'ed pete. Complete the requirements unless you want your eyes to melt from Magnificence.

EXCLUSIVE FROM TEXAS ! Jedi Master Jamie has been willing to drop us mere humans PRO JEDI MASTER NEVER DISCLOSED SKILLS. Here's a list of tips to success at JA and in life like our master Jamie :

HOW TO USE THE SNIPER RIFLEYes, you heard right, Grand Ayatollah Jedi Master Buddha Jamie has been willing to share his SNIPING KNOWLEDGE. Admire our god in action :

Wow, that was intense! Remember, Padawans. The greatest path to winning is sniping bots like H@L or [DB]Treck. 9K points in CTF guaranteed.

HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM DOUCHEBAGS

Wow, what a douchebag. This hacker just killed our almighty god. That rape was so bad, it couldn't be real. At this point, it seems our god's e-fame is going down... But! WOW, wait. Our Jedi Master Noscoping Grand Spetnaz Jedi Master has a another tip. From the comments:

I have no words... This is pure genious. Here's the lesson kids: the YT shit talk is the answer. Your e-fame just went up again, your twitter fans just re-subbed, your jka rp twilek girlfriend just came back, fear doesn't SWAT you anymore... Our god got it!

JKA MOVEMENTS, GUNS, FORCE AND SABER TUTORIAL

JamieE606 wrote:gotta go fast

LEARN TO BE FEARED EVEN OUT OF THE GAMEI'll just quote our grand master on this one :

JamieE606 wrote:so ya kids... heres how i keep my steam account safe from serfs : big bold american flag. fuck yeah. wat u cant see? LOL its fuckin obvious moron. the US flag = symbol of fear. yep, we invented electricity and won every war. what u gonna do about it? come hack me bro, i have my US flag to keep koreans out of my steam lawn.

MAKE UP YOUR OWN BATTLE HYMN

JamieE606 wrote:ok this one is important buds. u gotta hold the guitar like a fucking rocket launcher and record urself playing ur hymn. thats how lamers think twice before laming me

Even with this as my ringtone for 1 year, I can't understand its true power yet... Maybe one day I'll kill people with my sole riffs too.

BECOME KNOWN IRLLast but not least, our master explains us how to rule at LIFE ITSELF. Judge from yourself:THIS. IS. THE HAIRCUT YOU MUST GET.

Jamiee606: someone would go this far over a gameJamiee606: HAHAHAHAPete': LOLPete': im reading ancd cryingJamiee606: LOOLJamiee606: how did i rage namiPete': unsurePete': he just pmed me to check the forumJamiee606: he sounds like soulJamiee606: LOlPete': lolPete': cud be himJamiee606: we invented electricity and won every war. what u gonna do about it? come hack me bro, i have my US flag to keep koreans out of my steam lawn.Jamiee606: LOOLPete': LOLJamiee606: steam lawnJamiee606: I DIED THEREJamiee606: LOOJamiee606: thats how lamers think twice before laming meJamiee606: LMFOAOOPete': LOLPete': i almost fell of m y chair reading thisJamiee606: LOL