Suk Mai Kok -head palace chef - said; "The Obama's
made a very wise choice in selecting a Portuguese Water Dog -The only
other dog that is more succulent and tasty is maybe a young Golden
Retriever that has been marinated for four days in pig urine -and then
roasted slowly for five hours at 225 degrees"

He
continued : "Our Glorious leader sees the selection of this tasty dog by
the White House as a symbol of a new attitude towards North Korea -and
has the potential to unlock our differences over the Nuclear issues:"

He concluded; "Any US President that would choose a rare and delicious
Portuguese Water Dog as a feast for his children -is well on the way to
creating a meaningful dialogue with North Korea."