As expected, Leonardo DiCaprio is in Cannes. There are 80 parties happening at the same time. And 800 models available at all times. Where the f-ck else would he be?
So this showed up on Instagram (thanks J!):
Amy chillin next to Leo😹Full Story

Miley Cyrus is scheduled to headline the Adult Swim upfront party tonight in New York. Last night she partied with Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio (not pictured) at Up & Down, Richie Akiva’s club. Paps say they all left separately around 5am. Is this the celebrity best friend combination you’ve been asking the Gossip Genie for? Rihanna + Miley = F-ck Off, Leo. Full Story

Bradley Cooper was there too but he’s getting his own post later so for now, just know that Leo had his boy BCoop with him last night in New York, where Drake hosted a party. Don’t see any shots of Lukas Haas but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t there, just that photographers may not have bothered to shoot him because, you know. Full Story

Bradley Cooper was at the MET Gala even though he skipped the carpet. Inside, he and Irina Shayk kept their distance. He was seen talking to JLO before leaving. Afterwards though he and Irina were both at Rihanna’s party with Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Madonna, Miley, JB…
And at one point, according to Page SixFull Story

As you know, Leonardo DiCaprio was in Milan last Thursday for Mr Armani’s 40th anniversary party. Click here for a refresher. Two days after that he was in Vegas on Saturday night for the fight. Leo was that guy who watched the event through his phone. Full Story

If you have social media, you’ve used it to show off. Come on. How do you resist the temptation? Are you on holiday somewhere awesome? Are you posing on the beach? Are you at that concert that everyone wants to go to? Did you get into a super exclusive party? While out for dinner, did you run into a celebrity and boast about it to all your followers?
For celebrities on Saturday night, being at The Fight was the grand magnum of showing off. Full Story

Yesterday I posted photos of Leonardo DiCaprio acting the fool, hiding under a blanket/scarf while out in Milan. Here he is arriving at the Armani 40 anniversary party last night. What happened to the hot? The hot cannot be found. The hot has been missing for a while now.
But…
Maybe I’m just old. Full Story

Earlier I posted photos of Tina Turner and Tom Cruise in Milan for the Armani anniversary. Even Janet Jackson was photographed. And she’s practically a recluse these days.
So… tell me…
Who do you think it is under this blanket? The person who can’t just walk out of a hotel like all the others without looking like a f-cking asshole? The person who hates the attention but never hesitates to benefit from the attention. Full Story

Can we start with Cristiano Ronaldo? Because I am not a believer. Like I can’t actually see it. I don’t want to see it. Apparently this means I’m crazy, as he’s known around the world as maybe the most beautiful man ever. He and Irina Shayk were together for a long time. They broke up earlier this year. Full Story

Aside from celebrities dressing like assholes, Coachella 2014 gave us Leonardo DiCaprio dancing. Just in case you forgot, I’m embedding the video again. The choreography…oh God, the choreography:
The Leonardo DiCaprio of 2015 is Robert Pattinson. (Thanks Attitude Problem!) BuzzfeedFull Story

Justin Bieber, who’s often on the same party schedule as Leonardo DiCaprio, and who partied with Leo a few weeks ago, and was at Coachella at the same time as Leo, was reportedly chokeholded at Coachella the other day when he tried to get backstage for Drake’s set. According to TMZFull Story

You know who couldn’t make it to Coachella this year? Vanessa Hudgens. How many times have we seen Hudgens fringed up like an asshole every April in Palm Springs? But she had to work.
You know who couldn’t miss Coachella this year?
Leonardo DiCaprio. Of course. Parties are a priority on his schedule. Full Story

Is that redundant? “New” and “rookie”?
Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio has a new hookup.
Surprise! She’s a model!
Surprise! As of October 2014 she was 24 years old …which…
That’s cutting it close. Full Story