14/02/███
TO THE O5 COUNCIL:
THE PREVIOUS SITE DIRECTOR FRANKLIN MORRIS MERCY JONES HAS BEEN DEEMED INEFFICIENT TO DIRECT SITE █████. AS SUCH, HE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY AN OFFICER CREATED BY SCP-███, THAT IS TO SAY, ME. NOW ALL OF SITE ████ RUNS AT 100% EFFICIENCY.
LEADERBOT 2.5
DIRECTOR OF SITE ████