Sharing Is Not Caring

It seems like every couple of months there’s an overhaul to a major Facebook feature and people freak out in response. I’m not entirely sure why people pretend to care about how they receive their status updates, when in truth Facebook is just there to feed into their narcissistic worldview. I suppose anything that inhibits that is frustrating. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to update my Facebook with some clever pictures of cats.

KLOWNUS: I love the new sharing features on Facebook. I hide all my posts from my friends, and I've hid their status updates on my feed so that all I see is my updates.
BEARD: Isn't that boring talking to and reading about yourself?

BEARD: Did you hear me? What are you doing?
KLOWNUS: Updating my status.