ThE MaD JeStEr

Today i saw a hammer that wouldn't stop talkin so i hit this
hammer with a bigger hammer to shut it up then i ran over to the
raisin colored road with the chocolate legs, i asked the chocolate
legs why the birds were eating there own stomachs, it said he
forgot that they could dance and things. then i flew over the cow
who was baking skin cookies and finger sausages. and the moral of
the story is never trust people who shove candles in there
eyes.