Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long Split After Two Years

If you didn't even know the pair were ever a couple, don't worry. Seyfried and Long were extremely low-key for a celebrity relationship. No cheating scandals. No babies with bizarre names. The only thing notable about their relationship was how they met: Instagram.

"I thought something he said was really funny," Seyfried told Voguein May. "It was a beautiful picture of a snail, and the caption said, "'F------g MOOOOOOOOVE.' It made me laugh out loud, so I texted him."

So there you are, people. You can find love online. It just might not last.