Vibrator Repair Pays the Bills

With the economy going downhill so fast, one must consider alternative means of making money to stay afloat, and perhaps just to stay alive.Â Since gambling usually doesn’t pay in the end, most states (in the US) frown upon prostitution, and no one likes drug dealers (except drug users). . . there can be only ONE way to make more money:

So the next time you see a depressed woman, ask her if her vibrator needs repairing.Â Chances are she will say NO and slap the shit out of you, but hey. . .Â Find that one in a million girl who’s got a broken dildo at home (or in her purse!) and you’ve got a client!

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