Sunday, June 22, 2014

Husband: Hey, have you ever seen lightning strike the ground?Wyf: No... but it just happened in my book. In fact a horse was killed.H: What?! So many things happen in these books!W: Oh yeah... also people keep having sex and breast milk goes everywhere...H: Either one of those events is enough for a whole book!!W: A Horse Gets Struck By Lightning.H: In a John Updike novel you would just have a hundred pages of wandering around, then the protagonist would have sex and breast milk would get on him, and then he'd question his existence and it would be over.W: Don't worry, there's some of that too. Plus she has sex with the king of France.