A Man Who Likes To Cuddle And Never Complains

Well, it looks like it’s going to be another long, cold, single winter with plenty of extra room in my bed for a Dream Man Arm Pillow. I’ll take it in Black, obviously. He looks like he might also have been goth in high school, so, we have that in common. I can imagine our life together: he won’t complain if I want to read Rainer Maria Rilke poems aloud, or if I want to watch a “RuPaul’s Drag Race” marathon, or if I’m crushing his arm. Actually, winter is starting to sound really great. [$24.99, Overstock]