No.103

by Oi Polloi •
10.08.2011

Mr Harris as...The Marital Artist

Having honed his Japanese fighting skills during a gap year in the far east, this guy has grown tired of giving assailants his death stare in kebab shops and has instead decided to use his inner peace in a more positive way. Having taken a City and Guilds course in counselling he is now helping ailing couples get back on track as a rather unlikely marriage guidance counsellor. So although strictly speaking he’s an accomplished martial artist he spends most of his time as more of a marital artist. It’s a play on words you see? Marital… martial… oh forget it.