The Best Homemade Sex Toys for Men

For many men, pleasure comes in many forms; emotional, spiritual, financial…but what about sexual? Outside of the old five-knuckle shuffle and messing around with another person it can feel like there isn’t a whole lot that a male can do to satisfy themselves.

After all, females get all manner of pleasurable sex toys to mess around with and enjoy – but what about men? The difference is that most sex toys for men, outside of a few like Fleshlights, need to be explored on your own.

"Females get all manner of pleasurable sex toys to mess around with and enjoy – but what about men? The difference is that most sex toys for men, outside of a few like Fleshlights, need to be explored on your own..."

If you are looking for the best ways to manage homemade sex toys for men to give yourself a bit of extra fun in and around the house, you should keep reading on!

We will detail the ten finest homemade sex toys for men that you can put to use right away. Given the pricey cost of some sex toys for men, it can be nice to get creative and find a way to take your personal time beyond where it is now and into a far more enjoyable, fun time!

The Best Homemade Sex Toys for Men

Soda Sex

Taking a plastic soda bottle and turning it into a sexy toy might sound strange, but it’s very much possible – here’s how:

Get the soda bottle and cut the top off – cut it evenly, you DON’T want any jagged edges!

Grab some bubblewrap, and take two sponges and put them side-by-side on the bubble wrap

Fold the bubble wrap in, leaving some space in the middle of the sponges; make sure you have some leftover bubblewrap that can be stuck out of the bottle

Squeeze the sponges into the half-cut bottle

Take up the excess leftovers into the bottle, ensuring that the bottle remains secure and that it isn’t sharp

Now it’s time to have some fun with your homemade toy!

If you want to use an actual Fleshlight, though, we recommend that you start out with something like this, it’s easier and cheaper to get!

The Water Lube

This rather awkward looking device might not seem like much fun and it might actually come across as kind of weird, but as far as homemade sex toys for men go this is right up there with the best of ‘em. All you need to do is the following;

Get a rubber inner tube, and deflate it

Cut a mouth-sized hole somewhere in the bottom of the tube, going through just one side

Insert some rubber hosing into the hole and then use a sealant to make it airtight

Head out to a river or any kind of water that you won’t get spotted in and put the hole-side facing the water

Jump in and have some rather hilarious fun! If you can’t get to a river or don’t want to do that, you can easily do this in the shower as well

The Cushion Cuddles

Do you want to get it off fast but have no other options? Well, if you have a couch, this will work. All you need to do for this rather comical way of getting off is quite easy, just follow these instructions:

Cut the seal strip off of a Ziploc bag

Add some lubricant into the bag, ensuring it covers the whole thing

Take the bag cover over to a couch and put it under the cushion

Put yourself into there, if you know what we mean

Lay down and push for even more pressure – and enjoyment!

Glove for Fun

To make this rather unique concept, you only need a few of those spiky rubber balls they sell at pet stores that aren’t actually spiky at all. You also need a rubber glove and some lube, and follow these steps:

Simply take the rubber balls – 6 in total – and put them in a net-like substance so that they all stick together

Put them into a plastic globe with enough depth to make three rows of two in a triangular shape

Position the balls so that the globe maintains its shape

Apply the lubricant inside

Stretch it out a bit so that you can “fit”

Go and have some wild fun!

To make this rather unique concept, you only need a few of those spiky rubber balls they sell at pet stores that aren’t actually spiky at all. You also need a rubber glove and some lube, and follow these steps:

The Pied Piper

This is a very easy one to make, and really quite simple to do – all you need to do is take your time when making this:

Go to a local hardware place and get some PVC pipe insulation – find one that fits with your own member, although you can’t exactly try it out in the store!

Cut the pipe down to a level that suits your length

Lube the inside of the pipe and get going

It’s easy and it’s fun and if you are into this kind of thing you can even give yourself a bit of an extended hand, or mouth…

It’s a messy one but one that lots of people tend to go with

The Pepsi Thrust

This is a simple one to go with and is relatively easy to do, all you need to do to make this one work is:

Take a 2l bottle of soda, get some household sponges, some duct tape, a latex globe and a knife

Cut the bottom of the soda bottle out from under you, and place several layers of tape over the plastic edge to avoid any cuts

Make a globe sandwich using the sponges; simply lay one sponge down, place the globe on top, and then place the remaining sponge on top

Put the globe cuff out, making sure it hands out over the sponge

Push the globe sandwich inside the bottle so it’s level with the opening, giving you an opening

Pull the globe apart and slip it over the rim of the bottle, so the edges are fully sealed

Use tape to keep it in place

Add some bubble wrap, if you have any spare, to give it a nicer feeling as you go in and out

As you can see, this little pocket masturbator is one of the easiest forms of homemade sex toys for men.

Wrap up..

Now that you have done this and worked through the process, you will feel a lot better about taking on this kind of project. What we do suggest, though, is that you look into getting a proper sex toy like a Fleshlight they really are the kings of giving you something special without paying too much. Also checkout the 1﻿﻿0 Best Male S﻿﻿ex Toys That Are Lightyears Better Than A Hand

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Terrence Kennedy is the man’s man on a journey to self-discovery. A traveler, extreme sports aficionado, an observant wanderer, a DIY-Know-How, an ultimate outsider and a documentarist of culture, sex, dating, relationship, fashion, style and gentleman's etiquette. He has learned a lot through his escapades, and is happy to pass that knowledge on to you.