The 5 Worst Stoner Movies Ever Made

Sometimes you just want to get high and watch a movie, which can be an awesome way to spend an evening. However, even under the influence of drugs, there are some movies that are just awful. Here is a list of the 5 Worst Stoner Movies Ever Made.

There are some movies that are just plain awful and there are some that are so bad they’re good. The following movies do not fall into either of those categories. These are a special type of movie, the kind you would not give the time of day if you were not high at the time of watching them. So here they are, the 5 worst stoner movies ever made.

1. Sex Pot (2009)

First on the list is a movie entitled “Sex Pot.” Scoring a not so impressive 2.9/10 on IMDB, Sex Pot centres on Mert and Josh “Spanky” Green, two horny teenagers that find a special stash of weed that makes anyone who smokes it completely sex crazed, the film follows the adventures of Mert and Josh who befriend two prostitutes, Strawberry and Princess. As you can probably tell just from that small summary of the plot the film is a pretty lowbrow (and low budget) affair. This is one to avoid unless you are truly high and up for a bad movie.

2. Spacebong Beach Babes (2010)

This one really is a movie that has to be seen to believed. With a name like Spacebong Beach Babes, you kind of get the idea instantly of the type of movie you’re about to watch and this is one trashy movie. The film focuses on Alison, Brenda, and Courtney. All they want to do is just want to go to the beach and get high but Alison has to work and Brenda and Courtney are auditioning for a rap video. Bug-eyed aliens invade earth early in the movie and then take on the forms of the three main characters as they try to take the seed that will save the universe.

3. Potcircle (2010)

Next up is Potcircle. A movie that follows High school student Stevie, who instead of going to the school prom spends the money he has saved up to buy a huge bag of weed. Whilst his stepmom is chaperoning the prom, Stevie and his sister Debbie invite their friends over to their house. Stevie, Debbie, and their guests sit in a circle whilst smoking the weed and discuss all aspects of politics, sex, and religion. An extremely low-budget movie made for an estimated $8,000 and although there are some great movies with very modest budgets, Potcircle unfortunately, is not one of them.

4. Evil Bong 3-D: The Wrath of Bong (2011)

When an evil alien bong crashes into Earth with plans to take over the world ... The film’s heroes are sent to the Evil Bong’s home planet only to be captured and are held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope of saving Earth is the original Evil Bong known as EeBee. As the only 3D movie on the list, Evil Bong 3-D: The Wrath of Bong was not only shot in 3D, it also comes with “scratch and sniff” cards that allow the viewer to experience smells at certain points in the movie. Too bad this movie is a stinker to begin with.

5. Need for Weed (2014)

The last on our list is Need for Weed. A movie that focuses on Aaron and Trip, two stoners in their thirties. When they run out of weed and their regular dealer, Grandma, has been arrested, they manage to score some weed from another source. Unfortunately, the new dealer lives about three hundred miles away from them. As they are completely desperate they decide to make the journey. Trip convinces his stuck-up neighbour Clive to drive them after he pretends that the reason for the drive is to visit a dying relative and so the three of them set off on the road trip.

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