This is from yesterday, but what kind of operation would we be running if we did not share with you the most urgent news coming out of SEC football? This is Cory Johnson, a recent junior-college transfer, speaking with LEX 18's Alan Cutler about his fluctuating weight. Johnson says he could weigh 290 pounds one day and 300 the next. Part of the explanation for this includes the phrase "I try to poop, like, five times a day, three times a day."

Johnson, who was speaking after the first day of practice, then explained the science behind weight loss: "It's hard to keep weight when you've got so much going out."