19 Funny Inspirational Quotes to Laugh Your Way to Self Improvement

Laughter is good. Motivation is even better. Combine those together and you have something that can help you become a better person while having an awesome time. Here are some hilarious funny inspirational quotes from some famous people and some not-so-famous people.

“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”

MORAL – Learn to have fun during the good times, but you have to also learn how to enjoy life during the bad times. It’s easy if you realize the fact that you are lucky enough to have a lifeboat. Things could be way worse.

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”

MORAL – Never ever ever ever assume anything. Hold your judgements until you have concrete reliable proof to make assumptions, even then proceed with caution.

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

Emo Philips

MORAL – Everyone is terrible at something, but don’t forget every person has their own unique strengths as well. Use those to your advantage.

“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”

Jack London

MORAL – Go for what you want. Don’t expect life or someone else to do the hard part for you. The harder the tribulation the greater the rewards!

“Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.”

Hospitals For Souls

MORAL – Everyone want better things but no one wants to take the time out of their day or make the commitment of actually going through with it. If you want to get better things you need to have the willingness to sacrifice.

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

Robert Bloch

MORAL – Don’t be worried about what other people think because they do not feel what you feel. It’s best to decide your life according to your terms. You are the one who will feel the direct impact of your decisions.

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”

MORAL – Them more pain and pressure you can withstand the stronger you become. If you going through some hardships right now just know that it will make you even stronger and better when you rise up from the ashes.

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

Will Rogers

MORAL – Even if you know the answers, if you don’t do anything with it, you will eventually be left behind as things change and adapt to new challenges that emerge.

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

Tom Lehrer

MORAL – If you put in little work, you will get little rewards If you put in a lot of work, then you might get even greater rewards.

“The road to success is always under construction.”

Lily Tomlin

MORAL – Which is why you should make your own path in life. Even if you get a few cuts and bruises going through the bush, you will get there before everyone else.

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”

Truman Capote

MORAL – Failure is what makes success so sweet.

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

Steven Wright

MORAL – You have to realize when something is a fruitless endeavor. If you keep doing something that doesn’t work, you are wasting your effort, your money and precious time.

MORAL – Never skip a day of motivation for your sake, but more importantly never skip a day of bathing for everyone else’ sake.

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

Lily Tomlin

MORAL – There’s no better person to be than yourself.

“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.”

Roger Staubach

MORAL – Going the extra mile always puts you at an advantage because most people usually stop before the actual finish line.

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

Isaac Asimov

MORAL – Always be humble. Never let your success get to your head, because when you do, that is when you start thinking you are right even when you are horrendously wrong.

“If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.”

Tom Hirshfield

MORAL – Keep stepping slightly outside of your comfort zone because if you don’t you will never improve. Seek great challenges and those challenges will turn you into a force to be reckoned with.

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.”

Ethel Barrymore

MORAL – It’s good to laugh and it’s good to find the humor in everything, but the most important moral to take from this article is that its best to learn to laugh at yourself. Learning to laugh at your own mistakes and flaws mean you have learned to love and accept yourself. That is how you have a life full of happiness and laughter.

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