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Slackers Inc.

January 24, 2014

Because slacking off can be hard work. Let me do it for you.

You ever wake up at the crack of dawn and then can’t get back to sleep? Wait a minute. Of course you do. You have jobs. I should gets one for those at some point. In fact, I am! Very soon. But I’m not going to say what just yet. Instead I will continue to try and distract you from yours with my fantastic internet finds. Because it’s Friday and slacking is we do best. Here you go:

Ha the internet is an a-hole half the time. That is the damn cutest little girl omg holy crap I can’t stop watching it either damnit!! Im getting way too distracted at work this needs to end lol Happy Friday Kelly! -Iva

http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

I’ve seen it like six times. I can’t stop. She’s too much. Have great weekend Iva!

Rachel!

hahahah!!! I am so glad that you can now use the phrase “long haul trucker moment”!!! I am also amused that you were mortified at something and thought of me immediately 😉
PS – I am SUPER excited to hear what your next job will be! I hope it is not something that will cause you to stop blogging – because seriously – your posts are the bomb! (yeah, people are still saying “the bomb” in California…or I am just trying to bring that prhase back)

http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

The bomb?! That works for me! I suppose that would kind of make this site thebomb.com then. Am I really going to write that? I got shivers just typing it out. Yes! I will still be blogging and thank you for your enthusiasm about that. I’ll have all sorts of new stuff to write about now with what’s coming up but so as not to jinx it I will wait till it all unfolds properly. So yeah, at the end of the movie where they show Nicole going up to heaven I’m sitting there with tears dropping from my eyeballs and I’m like “This is no bueno. I have to tell Rachel.” I will now think of you every time I have a ridiculous cry. Which tend to come closer and closer together these days. At least I know to stay away from Long Haul Truckers though. That show would just kill me. I don’t need to be back in therapy right now.

Mcgyvra

Do you know what always pulls ME out of a long haul trucker moment? Remembering the video I saw of Rachel trying to do the “Dirty Dancing” move with some guy from her Krav Maga class (did she mention she likes to get beat up by strangers?–yes, it’s called Krav Maga) Someone edited it and put it in in slow-mo and it’s pretty much a riot. Sorry, Rachel– but I had to share….videos like that should not stand in the corner. Now if I could just figure out how to post it…..!

http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

I’m not sure I could think of anything that would make me happier including finding the man of my dreams or the birth of a child than seeing Rachel’s edited slow-mo krav maya/Dirty Dancing saga. Her Long Haul Trucker story has already brought me such joy. I’m counting on you to make this happen.

Mcgyvra

I can’t get video to post…but here’s a sneak peak….

Mcgyvra

Clearly the guy from “My Cat From Hell” has gotten his hands on those crazy cat people who devote entire walls to their cat. I have a hard enough time getting a date as it is. If a guy walked in and found something like that in my house he’d be like, “um, yah, I just remembered I have an early squash game…”

http://www.therheeldaze.com/ RheelDaze

Haha! Right? And I’m pretty sure that was a guy’s house. But oh my god, walking into a girl’s place like that? It thought it was bad that I kept and 8X10 framed school photo of my cat next to my bed (that is bad btw) but having an entire amusement park, that’s another story entirely.