Masturbating With a Cucumber Inside Me

I came up with this idea based off of a previous experience with someone fingering me. I wanted to see how much I could handle, and it ended up being really fun.

A couple of years ago, I randomly went to the market, and saw some organic cucumbers. They were really cheap at the time, and a few of them had a curvature, similar to the shape of a penis. I thought it would be a fun experiment, since I obviously liked being fingered. I bought a few smaller ones, and took them back to my apartment. I cleaned them off, and kept a couple of them out, on the counter, and the others I put in the refrigerator. I measured the first one I tried. I remember it being just under seven inches in length, and about three inches in girth. This seemed perfect to me. It wasn't really ridged, but had some small bumps along the shaft, and was almost ribbed feeling. I thought it would be nice, and lubed it up. I lay back on my bed, with my feet on the edge, and a pillow behind my lower back, giving me full access to my ass. I slowly slid the tip of the cucumber in. It was probably half an inch wide, so it slid in easily, and felt nice, and smooth inside of me. I inched it in a couple of more inches, and felt my ass clenching around it, which caused me to get hard immediately. I looked down, and saw my dick throbbing up and down, feeling my ass clenching around this semi hard cucumber. I slid in a couple of more inches, with just enough for me to grip, and felt the tip bump against something, which caused me to almost shoot my load. It was so sensitive, and I stopped myself. I had to let out a couple of moans, because it was so intense.

I pulled out a little, which made my dick throb some more, and the sensation of the soft, bumpy surface, sliding out of my soft ass hole, felt incredible. I pushed it in, and pulled it out a few times, which I felt was similar to having someone penetrate you. I got really comfortable with this sensation, and then started to really work the cucumber in and out, going deeper. I repeatedly bumped it up against whatever tissue wall was inside, and felt pre cum pour out of me. It felt so good. I got up to take a break, and went to the kitchen to get a drink. Pre cum dripped out of me, everywhere, and I loved the feeling of holding the cucumber inside of me, while I walked. It created a vibration when my ass cheeks moved, with my walking movement. I had an idea, and turned to lean against the counter by the sink. I ran some water, and turned on the garbage disposal, which caused the entire sink casing to vibrate, hard.

I leaned back against the edge of the counter, and felt the cucumber slide all the way in, until it was pressed firmly against my inner wall. I slowly started to jerk off, with the vibration, sending waves of arousal throughout my entire body. I moaned loudly, since the disposal would drown out any noise, and felt a rush of orgasm. I tried to find a towel or something to catch my load in, but it shot out so fast. I let go of my dick, and braced myself against the vibrating counter top. It was hard to keep my eyes open, but I looked down, and watched my load shoot out, uncontrollably. My dick was bobbing around, shooting cum everywhere: on the floor, against the stove door, even on the counter top across from me. I felt the last drop ooze out, and turned to shut off the garbage disposal. I slowly reached back to pull out the cucumber, and as I did, the sensation of it leaving my ass, caused another minor orgasm. I grabbed my dick, and jerked it a couple of times, feeling another rush of orgasm. A slight dribble of cum came out, but it felt intense. I was completely spent, and went to lay down on the bed.

I used the cucumber on myself a couple of more times that afternoon, and really enjoyed it. I still find the perfect size cucumbers once in awhile, and have fun. The biggest I've tried was about six inches round, but I ended up shaving it down to about 4.5 inches round, since it was too big to be arousing.