Yet Another Shoplifter Caught With Meat Down His Pants

Donald Noone of Carlisle, Pennsylvania could meet Albert Einstein's definition of insanity, after attempting his second supermarket rib heist using the same shoplifting technique that failed him miserably the first time around, but obviously expecting a different result.

According to the Cumberland, PA Sentinel, the 65 year-old Noone "was back in police custody Sunday afternoon after trying to steal a rack of ribs by sticking them in his pants" -- a mere three months after he was arrested at the same store for trying to walk out with $13.34 worth of ribs in his trousers.

Donald Noone after his second meat/pants-related arrest in 90 days

Oddly enough, the ol' meat-down-the-pants trick appears to be a popular technique among meat thieves.

Marte demanded Williams hand over the bird, which he did -- after which he punched Marte in the jaw for good measure.

A relieved Marte told the New York Post that "the $84 worth of Boar's Head Oven Gold 'was in good condition.'"

Then, there was the curious case of Little Rock, Arkansas' Antonio Jordan, who combined Donald Noone's taste for ribs with Deon Williams's appreciation for poultry, finding himself in handcuffs after stuffing "a couple of slabs of ribs and family size packs of chicken" down his pants while shopping at a local Food Giant.