Well, Hack considers them monkey paws. But, Hack has the social graces of a mud bound hippo in less than sufficient liquid. It wouldn’t surprise me if he got a bad set of accurate fortunes because none of the Oracles liked him. Possibly because he despoiled a few of the attendants…

Besides, it seems to me you can shop around on this – if a destiny is going in a direction you don’t want, ask a different Oracle and get off it. If you stop following a prophecy, you don’t go there…Either that, or you start dragging a giant timey-wimey ball of fate – so at least you don’t die until you’ve completed all of them. And/or you get the complicated mess like Hiranyakashipu’s death XD

Hack was being a bit negative, but yeesh, no need to go all berserk. I sense that balance will soon be restored, and She Dwarf will be getting some karmic comeuppance, probably with Hack saving her at the last minute.