Cover Verse: I don't love you just because you're great in bed, Terry Inside Verse: I love you because you're also great on the couch, on the dining room table, under the kitchen sink, in the shower...

Cover Verse: Just a little card to say I'm thinking of you, Rhonda Inside Verse: ...naked. ...on a leopard-skin rug. ...with a rose between your teeth and your cute little buns glowing in the light of the incense candles I've strategically placed around you. ...and did I mention the handcuffs...?