The women in this video are competing in Saturday's second annual Stiletto Race. The run-down: competitors must be women, heels must be at least 2.75 inches high, and the race is 100 meters for a prize of €10,000. The winner, Berliner Denise Hanitzsch, finished in 14.7 seconds, which I'm pretty sure id faster than I could run if I had wild boars chasing me.

You don't need to have a threesome with Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan to know that this is pretty much the greatest development in women's sports since not televising the WNBA. Let's get all women in heels for all activities ASAP. I'm so tired of hearing "Boo hoo hoo, I wore heels all day!" So what if your feet hurt? Your legs look terrific. If you can think of something more important than looking good, I'd like to hear it.

Ugh, the right to vote? Here, have mine. Just wear heels to polling booth, will ya?