How To Be A MAN !!!

I can sometimes be found in chat, ... trying to give advice and steer little buckaroo's into manhood. After a thread I did with Inchworm the other
day, .... I thought what better way to share knowledge and create the ultimate guide to becoming a man.

Here I will post some general rules, in no particular order, which should be followed in order to become the ultimate Tough Guy !!

#1 Learn how to fight, martial arts will give you discipline, make you stronger, and give you confidence.

#2. Be Usefull ! Learn how to do stuff, ... wether it be fixing cars, computers, hunting, chopping down trees, ... even cooking, .... women love
good cooks !

#3. Be Confident, and carry the proper attitude, ..... confidence comes from praise, overcoming obstacles, and action, ..... if you dont have it,
... fake it until you do i.e see #'s 1&2

#4 Watch 80's action movies, .... Swarzennaggar, Stallone, Norris, Seagal, VanDamme, even Swayze will be your companions, .... they will show you how
to handle any situation.

#5. Always have a good one liner handy ( see example )

#6 Live Dangerously, biologicaly you are a hunting, fighting machine, ..... get your blood pumping every now and then.

#7 Own a Dog, I have four of them, ... chihuahua's, ...... own a bear or cheetah if possible.

#9 Be Clear, Be Concise, know what you want and dont procrastinate, if anyone questions you don't hesitate to make a fool out of them ( see
example)

#10 Look the Part, grow a beard, get a few tattoo's, walk with a swagger, when you look in one direction, you want to be sure all other so called
males are looking in the other.

#11. Don't Forget to Have Fun !! no one likes a negative Nancy. ( this thread was for fun )

#12 Watch this Video, ..... look at WengWeng,... he embodies everything I am talking about, he's not the biggest, or the strongest, but he has the
mojo of a team of stallions, and no one would dare mess with him.

Obviously if you think having tatoos and walking with a "swagger" is being a man, you have a lot of learning to do. being a man is simple, its about
respect,family, courage, discipline, and business. simple as that, you dont need material things or retarded tattoos, when I see a guy with tattoos I
see a guy who is TRYING to be a man. I fear and envy the clean cut guy thats wearing a suit and tie, and is always humble as can be... for he is the
one that can rip your testicles out through your eye sockets.

Being a man is respecting others/family not being a panzy and not someone who goes to the salon to get a manicure or pedicure cause then your a fag
nuff said seriously your fingernails don't need to be clean and no one is looking at your damn feet .

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
#1 Learn how to fight, martial arts will give you discipline, make you stronger, and give you confidence.

Does it have to be physical fighting? I am pretty crafty with a pen...

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
#4 Watch 80's action movies, .... Swarzennaggar, Stallone, Norris, Seagal, VanDamme, even Swayze will be your companions, .... they will show you
how to handle any situation.

What, no Kurt Russell??

"Big Trouble in Little China"
"Escape from New York"
"The Thing" (Not so much action as horror, but still)

Of course, once he hit the 90's we got the real goods. Still I think he should be on the list.

And what about BRONSON! I know, I know 70's... But still!

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
#8 Face your Fears, you don't know what your capable of until you accomplish something, nothing can hurt you, .... your a godamn tank.

This one is bitter-sweet. My fears have been faced, and now I am bored. Try going on a "thrill ride" when the "thrill" is gone

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
#11. Don't Forget to Have Fun !! no one likes a negative Nancy. ( this thread was for fun )

Wouldn't a man like a Nancy? Though I suppose a Negative Nancy becomes a Mancy?

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