Our twitterotica competition #smutnotlove is now drawing to a close. When we have settled on a winner we will send them a direct message via twitter to notify them, and shortly after that we will announce it here. We have been very impressed by all the smutty tweet-treats the competition managed to elicit. Thankyou tweeters!

I had googled his name, found his email, and emailed him asking him out for a drink. I remembered doing it but the memory had a gauze over it. It was hazy and it felt possible that I had never sent the email out at all. I remembered it as I remember dreams and it felt as unreal as a dream. Like a giant had grabbed me by the collar with his giant fingers, stood me up and set me down at my computer to make me send this television person an email.

And you’ve gotta love a happy ending.

So, not to encourage any weird and unseemly behavior, but, you know, if you see someone on television that you might want to ask out, you should totally just fucking do it.