* "[I am] A warrior. Of the...Jarhead clan."** Shortly afterwards, from Quaritch: "''Jarhead clan?'' And it worked?"* '''Quaritch:''' [[spoiler:(after destroying the Home Tree) Nice work, boys; first round's on me.]] ** More Quaritch, when he realizes that the Na'vi are attacking his gunship with [[RockBeatsLaser bows and arrows.]]-->'''Quaritch:''' Oh you gotta be ''kidding'' me.* '''Jake:''' Neytiri calls me "skxawng". It means "moron".* When asked how many hours he'd logged in the piloting simulator: "Zip, but I read a manual."** Which is a callback to a similar [=CMoF=] in ''Film/{{Aliens}}'':-->'''Ripley''': How many drops is this for you, lieutenant?-->'''Gorman''': Thirty eight...simulated. -->'''Vasquez''': How many ''combat'' drops? -->'''Gorman''': Uh, two. Including this one. -->'''Drake''': [[OhCrap Shit.]]-->'''Hudson''': Oh, man...** Also:-->'''Grace:''' "How much lab experience do you have?"-->'''Jake:''' "I dissected a frog once."* Grace's first line.--> '''Grace:''' [exiting avatar control bed, exhausted] Where's my goddamn cigarette?* When first controlling his avatar, Jake's tail surprises him when he notices it over his shoulder. When he turns around to look for his tail, it knocks medical supplies off a table.* This exchange between Grace and Sully while the latter is first entering his chamber:---> '''Grace:''' "Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you."---> '''Sully:''' "Kiss the darkest part of my lily-white [[CurseCutShort (gets cut off)]]."* For a serious character, Grace gets more of these than you'd expect:---> '''Tsu'tey:''' "You mated with this woman?!"---> '''Grace:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike Oh,]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike shit.]]''"** If you know any scientists, this line is hilarious. Grace is carried, mortally wounded and half-conscious, to the Tree of Souls that she had been wanting to research for years:----> '''Grace:''' I need to get some samples...** Grace's indignation at Jake not being experienced anywhere in science can be hilarious. ---->'''Grace:''' They're just pissing on us without even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain.* ''Crowning'' Moment of Funny? Reportedly, Sam Worthington, Jake's actor, emailed EntertainmentWeekly with his own ideas for a sequel:--->'''Sam Worthington''': Jake should have abused his avatar and be fat and unfit and demand Neytiri to get him a beer.* * A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a lovemaking session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude has improved lately."* An even more hilarious moment from the deleted scenes occurs during the meal at the campfire:--->'''Jake:''' These rock. What are they?--->'''Ney'tiri:''' Teylu.--->'''Jake:''' Teylu?--->'''Neytiri:''' You call [it] beetle larvae.--->{{Beat}}--->'''Jake:''' Well, that's some damn fine Teylu. Just like Grandma's Teylu.* The Sturmbeest Hunt had this gem of an exchange:---> '''Jake:''' Hell yeah!---> '''Neytiri:''' (who has no idea what it means) Hell yeah!* Parker Selfridge's reaction to being lectured by Grace (presumably for the umpteenth time) about having just bulldozed something holy is ''hilarious''.-->'''Grace:''' Those trees were sacred to the Omaticaya in a way you can't imagine.-->'''Parker:''' Oh, you know what, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!** Likewise, Parkers retort to Graces lecture after bulldozing the Tree of Voices-->'''Grace:''' That's more connections than the human brain. You get it? It's a network — a global network. And the Na'vi can access it — they can upload and download data — memories — at sites like the one you just destroyed.-->'''Parker:''' What the HELL have you people been smoking out there? They're just goddamn trees!* Jake convincing the Na'vi to teach him.-->'''Mo'at:''' It is hard to fill a cup that is already full.-->'''Jake:''' [[DumbMuscle My cup is empty.]] Trust me.* When Trudy first ''rakes'' the Dragon Gunship from above in a stunningly awesome entry, coming out of nowhere in a Samson emblazoned with Na'vi warpaint, her line is a nonchalant "Oops."* And moments later she tops that with "You're not the only one with a gun, bitch."