Oh Jesus. This is the misfortune thing to occur in Hawaii given the last part of Lost was taped. Why does which reticent American island have to move so most pang and suffering? Megan “Shoulda Had Our Cock” Fox and Brian Austin Green were tied together this past week in a small rite at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii. They did their investigate and satisfied there is a big, certain association in between HUGE luminary weddings and divorces. Not to discuss which if any masculine passerby saw Megan Fox contend her vows he’d rught away dedicate hara kiri and finish his hold up on the spot.

The dual met on Hope & Faith (the hell..?) behind in 2004 and have been at slightest a small together ever since.

No word nonetheless on if Megan found the rendezvous ring she lost.. similar to the stupid bint which she is.