A new Christmas movie streaming on Netflix right now is getting a bunch of attention because it’s just absolutely bonkers. Introducing: A Christmas Prince. A movie so dumb, that it’s actually a masterpiece.

For a supposed Christmas movie, it is surprisingly not about December 25th… like, at all. Rather, it follows journalist Amber, who is sent to an imaginary European country called ummm *googles furiously* Aldovia.

Her aim is to get the scoop on the soon-to-be Prince Richard AKA the ‘Christmas Prince’ because… err… “Where there’s a tiara, there’s dirt. Trust me!” her work colleague chimes in. Amber drops everything to take on the assignment and the rest is history.

It’s a lot to digest and the best/worst xmas movie you’ll see this year. Twitter wholeheartedly agrees.

Takeaways from #AChristmasPrince:– I hated it so much– I can't wait for the sequel– You bet your ass I'm watching it again before Christmas

“This fraudulent Christmas prince is not the blood of the late king!” – yup, that’s a sentence a human person actually says.

This begs the question, is he only a prince at Christmas time? After Christmas does a different non-seasonal prince take his place? Yes, surprisingly after watching the film this fails to make any sense whatsoever.

It’s a wild ride and has left us with more questions than answers and we just had to get them off our chest.

Here’s 20 questions we had after experiencing Netflix’s A Christmas Prince:

1. How is Amber considered a ‘struggling journalist’, when her position sounds like a junior editor at a fashion magazine?

2. Wait, why does a fashion magazine care about the royal bloodline in an obscure country no one’s heard of?

3. Is Aldovia an actual place?

4. How did she not recognise the Christmas Prince stealing her taxi? She’s studied this dude and he was dressed exactly like he was online.

5. Why does Aldovia look like a foreign city created by someone that has never been to Europe?

6. How come everyone who lives in this European city speaks English and has a British accent?