I am drinking alone but I am not alone. I am here with my wife who totaly disaproves of drinking. So I do not tell her I am drinking. I mix my Jim Beam in my ice tea. Fortunatly when I get buzzed I get happy and she just thinks I am very happy and in a very good mood. I burn scented candles in case she might smell it. Yes I know itis deceiving but I am happy. I make sure I never drink if we are going to go out.

I am drinking alone but I am not alone. I am here with my wife who totaly disaproves of drinking. So I do not tell her I am drinking. I mix my Jim Beam in my ice tea. Fortunatly when I get buzzed I get happy and she just thinks I am very happy and in a very good mood. I burn scented candles in case she might smell it. Yes I know itis deceiving but I am happy. I make sure I never drink if we are going to go out.

A pisser,huh? I like to drink alone because I can say anything I think or feel w/out apologizing for ANYthing.I don't have to shave my legs every day. I make only half the bed. I do not ever have to say where I'm going.Or when I'll be back.