Late-Night Laughs

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave on the iPhone, Toyotas and More

Jul 22, 2010

Jay Leno: "According to a study by the Brookings institution, Washington, D.C., has the highest concentration of smart people in the United States. Let's see, we have a mess in the Gulf, we have a dysfunctional Homeland Security, and we are $13 trillion in debt. Imagine how bad it would be if these people weren't geniuses."Jay Leno: "AT&T announced today that they are working on a new app for the iPhone. This one will allow you to make calls."

Jay Leno: "Experts are now saying that these thousands of accidents caused by Toyotas were really driver error. The driver error was buying a Toyota."

David Letterman: "It's so hot in New York City that conservatives have started the 'Iced Tea Party.'"