They Ripped Off Wrestlers!

Show­ing them the ropes! Bring­ing new mean­ing to the term “wrestling match,” a slew of fa­mous fe­males are look­ing to the ring in­stead of the run­way for fierce fashion tips and sport­ing en­sem­bles that em­u­late the iconic cos­tumes of old­school ’80s wrestlers. If the WWE is re­cruit­ing new Di­vas, they need look no fur­ther than th­ese lovely ladies, who are ready for Wrestle­ma­nia in th­ese out­ra­geous out­fits!

Prince Harry re­cently re­leased a state­ment in which he came to the de­fense of his fi­ancée, Suits star Meghan Markle, from a “wave of abuse and ha­rass­ment” by on­line trolls. As well he should! And while I can’t feel too sorry for a work­ing ac­tress who’s also bon­ing the hottest royal, I’d ad­vise Meghan to ig­nore the haters, stay off of so­cial me­dia — and stay on Harry!

My Ad­vice to Prince Harry’s Fi­ancée, Meghan

SETH MEY­ERS: “For­mer Con­gress­man An­thony Weiner has re­port­edly checked into rehab for sex ad­dic­tion after his nu­mer­ous sex­ting scan­dals. Weiner has asked for pri­vacy and also the Wi-fi pass­word.” JIMMY FAL­LON: “Sam­sung just re­called nearly 3 mil­lion of its wash­ing ma­chines over re­ports that they’ve been ex­plod­ing. When asked why they didn’t make the call sooner, Sam­sung said, ‘ We were to afraid to pick up a phone!’” SETH MEY­ERS: “Rap­per Mon­tana Millz, who has a new song called ‘ Sell Drugz,’ was ar­rested for al­legedly sell­ing nar­cotics. Even worse, his at­tor­ney has a song called ‘ Lose Cases.’”

IN­CRED­I­BLE HULK All eyes in the center of the ring! Hulka­ma­nia runs wild as Brit­ney Spears per­forms in a tiny yel­low out­fit with match­ing boots like Hulk Ho­gan. EARN­ING STRIPES Did Charli XCX bor­row her oneshoul­dered tiger­print leo­tard from Jimmy “Su­perfl