be still my half-beating heart December 13, 2006

oh, i’m alive. finals week has been bearing down on me like a bad analogy i’m not going to force into this blog post, but needlesss to say i’m going to be trashed out of my mind on saturday night to forget all the hours of work i’ve been putting in since monday. i actually managed to finish my design project in 24 hours — even though it’s not due until friday night, it needed to be done so i could start on a 12-page paper due in political science.

“Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.”

soy sucks to begin with, so just another reason to tell healthy food to suck it.