These Toy Horses Are Also Educational

By cwaltersJuly 29, 2008

Ali writes, “I was at the Borders in Elk Grove, CA with my cousin when I noticed these toys in the section with iPod accessories and various other objects. The funny thing is, all the other packages behind it were exactly the same.” Now you can learn about nature, and maybe pick up some new sexual slang, while you play horse farm!

Although that was probably a packaging coincidence, I used to work at a store that sold animal toys and stuffed animals but other than that, was all grown-up home decor stuff, food, and wine. Not one day (usually at least twice a day) would go by without finding the animals in some kind of sexual position. It’s what got me through the crabby customers, as I could just picture them arranging the animals in the sixty-nine position as they were mad at me for not having in their Bordeaux.

@smallestmills: When I worked retail, we had people look down the pants of the male manniquins to see if they were “anatomically correct”. (FTR, they’re not). Then we had the people who tried to stuff the bikini tops of the manniquins and then stuff socks down the trousers of the male ones.