A car, normally a Nova or similar Chav car, fitting with the most f*cking stupid "enhancements" chav-money can buy such as "big-ass exhausts", spoilers, and f*ckoff huge sound systems theat blow the windows of the car out every time its used. The true Scallywagon shall be fully painted in burburry colours.

See that bunch of chav-f*cknuts, driving that bloody stupid scallywagon around? I hope they crash and all get crippled