Welcome to your Daily Horoscope: One person will die every second. One person will commit suicide every 40th second of this day.

However... Four people will be born every second, meaning that roughly 267 people will be born each minute. You (average person) laughs about 13 times a day. 4 highly skilled artists will win the 'Quirky Horoscope Contest'

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EDIT:i didnt' win the contest, however the people who did really deserved it