TV Quotes: Dallas, Teen Wolf, PLL and More

BIG BROTHER

“All summer, both of you have been teasing me with your amazing abs, your perky pecs, your sensual smiles and your bubble buttocks. And I can take it no longer. Also, I picked your candy out of [Derrick's] hat.”

Frankie, revealing the "torment" that led him to nominate Caleb and Cody for eviction

“If I wanted to kill myself, I would not have driven over to your hotel room to do it. I did what I did so that every time you think about screwing that piece of trash, all you’ll be able to see is me on the floor with my eyes rolled back in my head. Sexy, huh?”

“You’re getting your eyebrows threaded in Iowa: I’ll be the one to decide that.”

Judge Kelly Cutrone, dressing down wannabe contestant Ben for attempting to flirt with Tyra Banks and then calling himself a “man”

TRUE BLOOD (Bonus Quote!)

“All you gotta do is drink this c—'s blood and this could all be over."

Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) really loves Bill… and hates Sarah Newlin

MASTERS OF SEX

“Your lack of interest is rather liberating, actually. I could likely say anything to you, and you wouldn’t blink. I was raised by vampires! I drive getaway cars in my spare time! I once had intercourse with a corpse!”

Lillian (Julianne Nicholson), aggravated with her disinterested lab tech during her cancer treatment

TAYLOR SWIFT’S YAHOO! LIVESTREAM

“We’ve come up with the 1989 ‘Swiftstakes.’ See, it’s like ‘sweepstakes,’ but we made it annoying.”

Taylor Swift, introducing her fans to one of several new surprises on her upcoming album