Death by Chocolate

Once upon a midday dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
As to why I had even turned Netflix on the tv for,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my front door.
'Tis the UPS guy,' I muttered,tapping at my front door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Distinctly barked my rover, it was in the bleak October,
And each separate child of mine with its Cheerioes adrift
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my Netflix surcease of sorrow - sorrow waiting for the RedditGift -
For the rare and radiant package whom the angels name a RedditGift
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each chevroned curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis the UPS guy entreating entrance at my front door -
Some late UPS guy entreating entrance at my front door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
Guy,' said I,or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is my kid was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my front door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -

And there were TWO packages from Amazon!

One with a book, "Death by Chocolate" (I can't wait to bite into that one)

and in the other... a death load of chocolates from around the world! (Yummy!)