"Don't worry, Abby, sometimes it's hard to see the jungle through the ferns."-Ziva

"Just out of curiosity, who taught you to drive?""I did."-Tony, Ziva

"I run this chapter of PBJ.""Peanut butter and jelly, yes?"-Ross, Ziva

"You haven't met our hacker.""Is he good?""Does a bear sit in the woods?""Are you the crackerjack team on this job?""She's Israeli.""Look I know I got the bear thing right!"-Tony, Ross, Ziva, Ross, Tony, Ziva

Light Sleeper"There's gotta be some way out of this. Maybe I can injure myself."*grabs his fingers and squeezes**drops to his knees*"What?, I was only trying to help.""I was only kidding."-Tony, Ziva

"I've learned from Gibbs that, in certain cases, you can attract far more bees with honey.""Flies.""What do flies have to do with honey?""Flies don't like, uh, vinegar.""Vinegar?""It's complicated."-Ziva, Tony