i see these two as really tall and skinny yet in a powerful sort of way. Maybe 30's. Not too old. It would be really interesting for SM to do a book just about all the minor characters in general, telling their stories through their own eyes before BD. Just a whooole big book of everybody

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They're totally going to be the comedic relief in BD along with Alistair if they make a movie- knock on wood-. I can picture the scene with them describing how they're going to gouge the Volturi's eyes out. It will start with a wide shot, slowly zoom in on them when they start the monologue and add in menacing music. At the end of the monologue, they'll zoom out and pan to Bella with her eyes looking like this ---> and slowly scooting away.

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I love them (and not just because I am Romanian, too)! They were hilarious.I do have some thoughts about Vladimir, is he Vald the Impaler or not?Vlad III the Impaler (Vlad Ţepeş in Romanian) was the prince of Wallachia, in Romania. Vlad the Impaler was known for the exceedingly cruel punishments he imposed during his reign. Impalement was his favorite method of torture and execution. His name, Dracula, comes from the romanian nickname, Dracul, which means devil. Then, the legends began about him being a vampire and all...So really, there are a lot of things in common. First, they both reigned for some time. Second, the myth of Dracula was a vampire and Vladimir, too. And Third, they like torture. Admit it, if Vladimir would have got Aro in captivity...

I know many Stefans and Vladimirs, but none are vampires.

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