No More Awkward Trips to the Drugstore

Browsing around last night, I saw that now you can just make that awkwardness part of your trip to Whole Foods. Whole Foods now carries Sir Richards condoms. So while you’re picking up your soy milk and cereal, you can grab a box of rubbers, casein free of course. If you’re feeling especially adventurous, grab a can of Soyatoo Vegan Whipped Cream. (Remember: you’re going to have to face the cashier’s eyebrow anyway. Why not make it worth the wile?)

1 responses to “No More Awkward Trips to the Drugstore”

I usually purchase my prophylactics somewhere like Target and then at the same time I buy the following products: kerosene, a bulk package of Hershey bars, an emergency tire repair kit, a roll of packing tape, a random action figure, and a sympathy card.
You better believe the cashier never makes eye contact with me.