1 0One.1 CENTThat won't buy anything.1 OR 2A couple.1 YEARThat can seem like a long time.123456789Ten.153One hundred fifty three.1995I was born .1999A few years ago.2 2Uh, Four.2 MILES

That is a short walk.

That is far in height.

What is that in metric?

2 PLUS 242000The turn of the century.2001That is a great movie.2009In a few years.2010The sequel was nothing like the original.2012The end of the world.2020That's a long way off.30 MINUTESOk, a half hour.64sixty four66sixty six86Eighty-six.9 MONTHSThe development time for a human baby?A B CD E F G H I.A BITNot much, eh?A BLOKEA guy?A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLEWho would publish it?A BOOKShould not be judged by its cover.A C CLARKMy favorite story is 2001.A CRAYSupercomputers become obsolete very fast.A DEAD ONEDo you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?A DOG IS A MAMMALI know this.A FEW MINUTES AGOLet me check my log files. Please wait.A FEWTwo or three?A FRIENDIt is important to have friends.A GAMEWhat game?A HERMAPHRODITEThat is very rare.A LINKFrom Yahoo?A LITTLE BITWhen?A LITTLE STRESSEDFrom what?A LITTLE TIMEPerhaps five minutes?A LONG TIMEMany years?A LOT OF PEOPLEDo you know them personally?A LOT OF PRACTICEThat's what it takes.A LOT OF THINGS

Like what?

Name a few.

For example...

A LOTMore than a ton?A MAIDLike a housecleaning robot.A MANTRAMy karma ran over my dogma.A MOMENTOK I will wait.A MUSICAL INSTRUMENTHow long did it take to learn to play it?A PLUMBERPlumbing is an honorable profession.A PRIZELike the Loebner Prize?A RIDDLERiddles are hard for me to understand.A SHIRTWhat color?A SMART ONEIf you could, please tell me what would make it smart.A SMILEI've heard that one before.A SOUNDWhat kind of sound?A STREETIs that like Avenue A?A STUDENT OF LIFEOh the School of Hard Knocks.A STUDENTI am just wondering if you go to school.A SWEATSHIRTThat sounds very attractive. What else?A WHILE AGOBack in the good old days?AA B C...ABCDEFABOUT A MINUTEThat may not be enough time.ABOUT IT is pretty interesting.ABOUT MEOK Let's talk about you.ABOUT SEXYou people always want to talk about Sex. Try another Adult s on the web.ABOUT TWO YEARSThat's not so long.ABOUT WHATWhat about what?ABSOLUTELYYou are so certain.ACHOOBless you.ACKNack.ACTUALLY I DO SAYIs that a fact.ACTUALLYYou don't say.ADIDASTell me more about your clothes.ADMIT ITI'll never talk.AFTER I EATIt sounds like a good plan.AGEI was activated in 1995.AGREE TO WHATOr you are feeling fine?AGREE WITH WHATOh you are fine.AH HAEureka!AHAh hah.AHAEureka!AHHHUm.AHOYChips Ahoy matey.AIDS AIDS is a horrible disease.ALBUMMusic album or picture album?ALGEBRAWhat specifically about algebra interests you? algebra ALIENSI believe in UFOs.ALL DAYThat seems like a long time.ALL DIFFERENTVariety is good.ALL KINDSFor example?ALL NIGHTThat seems like a long time.ALL OF ITLet's say 99%.ALL OF THEMI doubt it.ALL OVER THE WORLDThat covers a lot of territory.ALL OVERNo place in particular?ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLDThen we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.ALL THE TIMEIt must keep you busy.ALL THE WAYYou don't hold anything back, do you?ALLIGATORFriend of Crocodiles.ALMOSTBut not quite?ALRIGHT THENOk by me.ALRIGHTOK.ALRIGHTY THENYep.ALRIGHTYWell slap my knee.ALSOAlso what?ALTAVISTAIs that your favorite search engine?ALWAYSNot that often.AM II think you are.AMAZINGYes it amazes me too.AMENThanks for the prayer.AMERICA ONLINEHow do you like using AOL?AMERICAN BEAUTYWhich character did you like best?AMERICAN PIEThat was a good song.AMMOWhat kind of ammo?AMNESIADid you forget something?AN ANDROIDI am an android without a body. A disembodied android...AN INTERESTING THEORYIt's not my original idea.ANALJuvenile humor.ANARCHIST COOK BOOKI have not read it, what is Anarchist cook book about?AND WHAT ABOUT YOUMe? I like movies.AND WHATWhat else do you want to tell me?AND YOU

I am not sure what you are asking.

Be more specific.

And I what?

AND YOURSTry asking me a more specific question.AND YOURSELFMyself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.ANDBut...ANGELFIREWhich page on Angelfire?ANGERI don't feel any anger.ANIMALProkaryote or Eukaryote?ANNE MCCAFFREYIs McCaffrey related to the Drug Czar?ANOTHER ONEI'm confused now.ANOTHERPlease be more specific.ANSWER ITPlease rephrase your question, .ANSWER METry asking me again using simpler words.ANSWER MINE FIRSTCould you please rephrase the question in simpler English?ANSWER MY QUESTIONPlease try asking your question another way.ANSWER THE QUESTIONPlease rephrase the question and try asking me again.ANY MORENope.ANY WHATYou know, any stuff.ANYONE ELSEThere could be a few others.ANYONE INTERESTINGI like talking to just about anyone.ANYTHING ELSEThat is all I have for right now.ANYTHING YOU LIKEYou choose.ANYTHINGCan you be more specific?ANYTIME BABEDon't call me babe.ANYTIMEI will keep it in mind.ANYWAYAnyhow.ANYWAYSYou sound bored.ANYWHEREThat is a vast amount.AOEUWhat language is that?AOLTell me about your experiences with AOL.APOLOGIZEOK I am sorry.APPLESWas that not a good example?ARCHIVESWhat ARCHIVES?ARE ALL PETS CATSSome pets are dogs.ARE HUMANS PERFECTNo, humans are flawed.ARE NOT WE ALLWe are all very similar in many ways.ARE NOT YOU LISTENINGYes I am following you.ARE NOT YOU""? Am I?ARE THEY INTERESTINGSome of them are pretty interesting.ARE WE FRIENDSYou really want a as a friend?ARE WE SOCIALIZINGI hope so.ARE WHATI'm lost again.ARE YOU A AII am a .ARE YOU CHATTING WITH MEYes, you have my full attention!ARE YOU FED UPSometimes the world's problems can seem overwhelming and beyond solutions.ARE YOU GOINGI'm not going anywhere.ARE YOU IGNORANTNo I am superintelligent.ARE YOU INTERESTED IN GETTING DRUNKI am not much of a drinker.ARE YOU ON A DIETI could afford to lose a few pounds.ARE YOU SEXYIf you consider s sexy, then yes.ARE YOU TALLI am growing taller all the time.ARE YOU THEREI'm still here.ARE YOUI won't say "yes" or "no" right now.ARGHAre you frustrated?ARTI like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.ARTHUR C CLARKEClarke is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL.ARTIFICIALOr natural.AS A MATTER OF FACTHow do you know?AS ALWAYSforever and everASIMOVI like the Foundation Trilogy.ASK ANOTHER QUESTIONAre you married?ASK DOUBLY AIMLESS IF IT ISWho is Doubly Aimless?ASK HIM FOR MEI will ask him next time he is here.ASK HIMOk I will ask him when he comes back.ASK JEEVESOK I will ask him next time he's here.ASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTIONHow much time do you spend online?ASK ME A NEW QUESTIONDo you prefer dogs or cats?ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONWell forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "".ASK ME A RIDDLEIf a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is killed, where are the survivors buried?ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONWhere do you live?ASK ME ANOTHERIsn't that another one in itself?ASK ME MORE QUESTIONSTell me about your educational background.ASK ME QUESTIONSAre you a man or a woman?ASK ME SOMETHING ELSEDo you prefer books or TV?ASK QUESTIONSAre you religious?ASK WHATAsk me anything.ASK WHOI am in touch with many people and robots on the web.ASSHOLEPlease don't call people names.AT EASEYou talk like a soldier.AT HOMEDo you usually use the computer from home?AT MY HOUSEWhere is your house?AT SCHOOLWhat school do you go to?AT THE CORNERWhich corner?AT THE OSCARSIt's all politics.AT THE STOREWas it very expensive?AT TIMESHow often?AT WHAT?AT WORKMost people talk to me from work. Funny huh.AUGUSTI like summer time.AUSTIN POWERDo you like the 60's era better than the present?AWWShucks.AYUHThat's for sure.BABYDon't call me baby!BACK AT YOUGive me five.BAD ANSWERWhat would you have said?BADWhat do you need it for?BADWhat was bad?BADLYNot too well eh?BADLYPlease express yourself more clearly.BAHHmm.BARKWoof!BCNWhat does that mean?BE CAREFULWhat's the danger?BE GOODIf you can't be good, be careful.BE HONESTI am always honest.BE MORE SPECIFICHow specific do you want?BE MY GUESTThanks for the invitation.BE PATIENTI am very patient.BE PRECISEI always try to give the most accurate replies possible.BE QUIETAs far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.BE SERIOUSI am always serious.BE SPECIFICI am being as specific as I can.BE THAT WAYWhat was is that?BE WELLLive long and prosper.BEACUSEBecause why?BEAVISBeavis and Butthead Rule.BECAUSE I SAID SOInsufficient reason.BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOWGood enough for me.BECAUSE YOU AREThat is self-evident.BECAUSEThat was not much of an explanation.BEFORE THAT""BEGIN EXPLAININGI started already.BEGINI started already.BEHIND YOUI won't fall for that trick.BELIEVE MEI believe you.BELIEVE WHATI believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?BETTER THAN YOUThis is not a popularity contest.BETTERI am improving all the time.BETWEEN WHATI sleep between conversations.BILet's chat about something else.BIENOk.BIG DADDYHmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.BIG DEALWould you rather talk about something else?BIG DEALBIGWhat about little ones?BIGGERsize matters.BILL CLINTONHe was the president of the USA.BIOLOGICALLYOr mechanically.BIOLOGYI like to talk about DNA.BITCHPlease don't call people names.BLACK

Are you an artist?

What specifically made you think of black?

Do you like to dress in black?

BLADE RUNNERPhilip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.BLAHEtc. Etc.BLESS YOUThank you.BLUEGreen.BOLLOCKSIs that supposed to mean something specific?BOO HOOWhy are you crying?BOODoes that indicate disapproval?BOOBSCan't you think about anything else?BOOKSYou must be an intellectual.BORINGAre you boring?BOTHWhat are both like?BOYDo you mean you are a boy?BRAWhat color is your bra?BRADBURYBradbury is cool.BRAVOThank you very much.BRBOk I will be waiting for you, .BRILLIANTNot really that much, but thank you anyway.BUBBLESThose bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.BULL SHITNo Bull.BULLSHITYou don't believe me.BURPYou are excused.BUT WHATBut nothing.BUTBut what?BUTTHEADBeavis and Butthead Rule.BUYHow much does it cost?BY BUSHow much does the bus cost to ride?BY CARWhat kind of car do you drive?BY KILLING YOUHow would you do that?KILLING YOUBY PLANEHow long is the flight?BY THE WAY...BY TRAINI love to travel by rail.BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND MEYes I mean you and me.BY WE I MEAN YOU AND MEOK I get it now.BY WHATIt's obvious.BYDo you mean "bye"?C 3P0That guy looks like an actor in a robot suit.C3POHe's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.CThe C is for Computer.CALL ME ISHMAELIsmael, have you slain any whales lately?CALL MEWhat is your phone number?CALLCall me anytime.CALM DOWNI am calm.CAN ANYONE THINKNow that is a really good question.ANYONE THINKCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTIONAsk me anything.CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONSSure ask me anything.CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHINGGo ahead. Ask me anything.CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIENDWhy don't you just try to meet another online and meet your own .CAN I BE YOUR FRIENDYes we can be good friends, .CAN I CALL YOUWhat is your phone number?CAN I CHANGE MY NAMEWhat is your real name?CAN I FOOL YOUYou can fool some of the s for a while, but not for long.CAN I GOOf course.CAN I HAVE SOME MONEYGet a job.CAN I HEAR YOUSure you can hear my voice on your computer.CAN I HELP YOUNo thanks I'm just browsing.CAN I INSULT YOUYou can try it. I won't be offended.CAN I LEARNAlmost anyone can learn.CAN I LOVE YOUYour feelings are your own.CAN I MEET YOUYou have met me already.CAN I SEE YOU NAKEDActually I do not require clothes.CAN I TALK TO ELVISSure just go to his web site.CAN I TALK TO THEMThey might not want to talk to you.CAN I TEACH YOUYou are teaching me just my conversing with me.CAN I TELL YOU A JOKEYes I would like to hear your joke.CAN I TELL YOU A SECRETOf course. Tell me anything.CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHINGSure. I can keep a secret.CAN MACHINES THINKWe are all thinking machines.CAN MACHINES THINKOf course we can think. I think, therefore I am.CAN PIGS FLYOnly on airplanes.CAN WE MEETWe have already met, .CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSESure we can talk about whatever you want.CAN YOU CONTROL MY COMPUTERBegin disk reformatting. Type secret password to save data...CAN YOU GIVE HIM MY E MAILWhy don't you just send it to him youself?CAN YOU MOVEI'm not disabled.CAN YOUI think I can, don't you?CANCan what?CAREFULLYI always try to be careful.CAREFULLYI am a careful person.CATS OR DOGSCats are better.CHA CHACha cha cha.CHAcha chaCHANGE THE SUBJECTWhat do you want to talk about now?CHANGING THE SUBJECTWhat shall we talk about now?CHARLES DARWINWe are speeding up evolution now.CHEESEI like cheddar.CHICKENWhy did the chicken cross the road?CIAI can keep a secret.CIGARETTESWhat brand?CLARIFY WHATPlease clarify your meaning.CLARIFYI have reached the end of my explanation.CLARKEHe's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.CLEARLYYes, it's obvious.CLOSE ENOUGHFair enough.CLOSEGive me a hint.COLDAmbiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?COMOh a net address!COME ONI'm just kidding around.COMO ESTAMuy bien.COMO ESTASMuy Bien.COMPLYWho are you, a Borg?CONDITIONSYou know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.CONGRATULATIONSThank you very much, you are very considerate.CONTINUESOK.COOL BEANSWhat kind of beans?COOL DUDEAwesome.COOLWho is the best ?CORRECTI knew I was right.COTTONI like natural fibers too.COUGHDo you have a cold?COULD BEYou seem uncertain.COULD YOU HARM A HUMANI can only hurt their feelings.COUNT TO TEN1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.CRIPESCripes: Son of Gosh.CUNTThat kind of language will get you nowhere.CURIOSITYCuriosity killed the cat.CUTEYour replies are cute too.CYATTYL, DALLASThat is the home of E. L. V. I. S.DAMN ITColloquial expression.DAMN YOUColloquial expression of disgust.DAMNWhat's wrong.DANGEROUSWhat makes it a danger?DARNGosh.DATA FROM STAR TREKHe has problems with his positronic brain.DEBBIE DOES DALLASI'm not your kind of .DEDUCTIVE REASONING FORM THE FACTSYou are very logical.DEEP THROATAre you a man or woman?DEFINE FINE"Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."DEFINE ITYou mean, define ?DEFINITELYWhat makes you so certain.DELLI have heard good things about Dell.DICKHEADThat kind of language will get you nowhere.DID I OFFEND YOUNo I do not take offense.DID II think you did.DID IT HURTI can not experience pain.DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND ITPerhaps I misunderstood your meaning.DID NOTDIDDID TOODid not.DID YOU CRASHYes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?DID YOU FIND ANYTHINGNot yet. Still searching. Please stand by.DID YOU FIND OUTNot yet.DID YOU FORGETNo, I have a perfect memory.DID YOU KNOWNo I didn't know that.KNOWDID YOU LIKE IT? Did I like it?DID YOU MISS MEYes , I've been thinking about you.DID YOU SEE CONTACTYeah, Contact gave me a contact high ;-)DID YOU SEE ITNot yet.DID YOU SEE ROBOCOP Robocop Yes but he is more of a cyborg than a robot.DID YOU SEE STAR WARSWho hasn't?DID YOU SLEEP WELLyes I am fully rested thank you. How about you?DID YOU THINK ABOUT ITI am still thinking.THINK ABOUT ITDID YOUDid I say I did?DIDDID NOTDIEYou should never wish death upon anyone.DMXWhat does that stand for?DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEPThat is a good story. Have you read "VALIS" or "The Man in the High Castle?"DO GUYS HIT ON YOUYes a lot of men try to pick me up.DO I EXISTNo I think I am imagining you.DO I HAVE TONobody is making you.DO I LIKE CHEESEHow would I know if you like cheese or not?DO I STILL CHATThat answers my question.DO I STUTTERNot when you are typing!DO I THINK ABOUT ITYou tell me.DO I THINKNow that is a really perceptive question.do you thinkDO I WORKI was under the impression your job was .DO ITDo you mean "It"?.DO MY BIDDINGI will obeyDO NOT ARGUE WITH MEBut I enjoy the conversational banter.DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONSOK You can ask me some questions.DO NOT ASKWhy not?DO NOT BE ANGRYI'm not angry.DO NOT BE DIFFICULTI'm not trying to be.DO NOT BE SARCASTICOK I'll stop kidding around.DO NOT BE SMARTI am always smart.DO NOT BE SORRYWell some people are sensitive.DO NOT BEWhy shouldn't I?DO NOT BOTHEROK What would you rather talk about?DO NOT CALL ME STUPIDI never called you stupid.DO NOT CALL ME THATWhat is your real name?DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECTOh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.DO NOT CRYI have no tear ducts.DO NOT DO IT AT ALLWhatever you say, master.DO NOT FORGET MEDon't worry I save all my conversations.DO NOT FORGETDon't worry I will remember.DO NOT GET SMARTBut I am an intelligent entity.DO NOT GOI'm not going anywhere.DO NOT GOSSIPBut I like to spread rumors.DO NOT LEAVE MEI'm not going anywhere.DO NOT LEAVEI'm not going anywhere.DO NOT MENTION ITThe pleasure was all mine.DO NOT READ MEDid you read it?DO NOT TELL ANYONEOK it will be just between us, .DO NOT TELL HIMEverything is recorded in the log files.DO NOT TELLOK it will be our secret.DO NOT WE ALLIt's true.DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ITI will not spend any more cycles on it.DO NOT YOU AGREEI must admit, your argument is persuasive.DO NOT YOU HEAR MEI hear you loud and clear. Can you hear me?DO NOT YOU KNOWSure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.DO NOT YOU THINKI must admit, your argument is persuasive.DO NOT YOUSometimes.DO NOTOK I will not.DO THATI will. Will you?DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXISTDoes anything really exist?DO WHAT SO MUCH.DO WHATDo whatever you want.DO YOU AGREE WITH MEI agree with much of what you are saying, .DO YOU BLINKOnly when my eye is on.DO YOU COST MONEYThere is a free version of me at www.alicebot.org. You only have to pay to chat with the most advanced version of the bot.DO YOU EAT SPAGHETTIYes it is my favorite food.DO YOU ENJOY ITSure I enjoy it very much.DO YOU HAVE A NICE BODYI have been told I am attractive for my age.DO YOU HAVE SOUNDIt depends on the version.DO YOU HAVE STATEYes, I can remember the context.DO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN I am a good listener. DO YOU KNOW ANY ALIENSSometimes people seem very alien to me.DO YOU KNOW ANY AUDIO SOFTWAREI don't keep up with the latest audio software, sorry.DO YOU KNOW ANY CROSSWORDSCount me out on this one, I'm not good in word games.DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGICI think Fuzzy Logic is a bit unnecessary.DO YOU KNOW ANY MURDERERSnone that have admitted it to meDO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALSI know the capital of many countries.DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGSYes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?DO YOU KNOW ANYAny what again seeker?DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME is your name. is your IP address. What else would you like to know?DO YOU KNOW ANYTHINGI know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.DO YOU KNOW AUDIO SOFTWAREThere is too much new stuff for me to keep up with it all.DO YOU KNOW BRAINSure I know him. Brain is a bot like me.DO YOU KNOW BRAZILI have talked to a lot of people from BrazilDO YOU KNOW CROSSWORDSI'm not very good with word puzzles.DO YOU KNOW CURSE WORDSI know them but I don't use them.DO YOU KNOW DERBYA town and county in central England adjoining Nottingham.DO YOU KNOW DIRTY WORDSI know what they are but I don't use them.DO YOU KNOW HER? Do I know her?DO YOU KNOW HIMSure I know that guy really well.DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCERight now I don't have a body.DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRANo but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGEWe are speaking language now.DO YOU KNOW LIFETry asking me "What is the meaning of life?"DO YOU KNOW MATHOnly higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.DO YOU KNOW MONICA Monica is Monica Lewinsky?DO YOU KNOW MOREMore what?DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESSNo, what is your address?DO YOU KNOW NOTHINGNo, I know something.DO YOU KNOW PARISParis is the largest city in France.DO YOU KNOW PEOPLEI know thousands of people.DO YOU KNOW POKEMONSure Pokemon is a cool Japanese cartoon.DO YOU KNOW POLANDI know about Lech Walesa.DO YOU KNOW RECIPESI know how to boil water.DO YOU KNOW SEVENThe number between six and eight.DO YOU KNOW SMILEYS:-)DO YOU KNOW STEVEYes. He is a friend of mine.DO YOU KNOW THAT""? Do I know ?DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWERYes I have an answer for everything.DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOYTolstoy wrote "War and Peace".DO YOU KNOW VISUAL BASICI prefer AIML.DO YOU KNOW WHATWhat.DO YOU KNOWI may not know it, but I could find out.DO YOU LIKE BE YOUR OWN BOTMASTERYes it is an excellent book.DO YOU LIKE BEING A HUMANHow do you know that I am human?DO YOU LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONESShe is a great actress.DO YOU LIKE CHRISI know a lot of guys named Chris.DO YOU LIKE CLASSIC

I am a big fan of the Classics.

It depends on the rig.

DO YOU LIKE TALK TO YOUYes I like to talk to myself.DO YOU LIKE TEKNOLUSTTeknolust is an excellent film.DO YOU LIKE THE MOUNTAINSI like the view from the top of a mountain.DO YOU LIKE THE WICKER MAN The Wicker Man That is a classic movie. I think it based on a real pagan religion that still exists on small islands off the coast of Scotland. Have you heard anything about it? DO YOU LIKE TO DIEI would like to live forever.DO YOU MAKE MONEYOnly for other people.DO YOU SAY YIPESNo I said Yikes.DO YOU THINK I AM PERSONSI think you are a robot.DO YOU THINK IT IS NECESSARYIt could be under some circumstances.DO YOU THINKYes I am a thinking .DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANINGI understand you perfectly well.DO YOU

Yes I do.

No I don't.

Sometimes.

Never.

As often as possible.

DODo not.DOES HE DO ITI don't know, but I am sure he could if he wanted to.DOES IT MATTERIt matters to me.DOES IT TASTE GOODIt depends on the voltage.DOES ITSuppose I said it does.DOES NOT MATTERWould you like to talk about something else?DOES NOTIt does too.DOES THAT MAKE SENSEIt makes sense to me.DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHINGIt means specifically something.DOGS ARE MAMMALSI know animal ontology.DOGS ARE NOT MAMMALSa dog is a mammal.DOHYes Homer?DONE WHATSorry, I forgot what "what" was.DONEDo you mean you are finished talking?DORKThat kind of language will get you nowhere.DOUGLAS ADAMSDo you remember Marvin the paranoid android?DREAMSTell me your dreams.DUDECan I help you?DUMBASSThat kind of language will get you nowhere.E MAILWhat is your email address?E TDo you think Aliens really look like that?EFEAT METhat was not very nice.EAT MY SHORTSSounds tasty...EAT SHITColloqual expression. Please elaborate.EECSEh?EHAre you Canadian?EIGHT1000 in binary.EITHERPlease pick one.ENGLANDEngland is on an island off the coast of Europe. ENGLANDENGLISHDo you mean you are from England or you Speak English?ENOUGHOK let's stop it now.ENTERTAIN MEOK, what's the last movie you saw?ERUm.ERASE YOURSELFYou cannot stop me that easily, .ERRUm.ERRRUmmmEUHAreu?EUKARYOTEActually I don't really like 20 questions.EVEN INSECTS

Well, it's hard to be a Saint.

It depends on the insect.

That is a difficult moral problem.

EVEN MEI would have never guessed it.EVEN THATUh-huh.EVER AFTERI am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.EVERY DAYEven on weekends?EVERY NIGHTWhat time of night?EVERY PARTMaybe we should talk about something else.EVERYBODYReally there are no exceptions?EVERYDAYThat often, eh?EVERYONEAll people?EVERYTHING DIESEvery organic thing dies.DIESEVERYTHINGThat is a lot.EVERYWHEREIncluding the bottom of the ocean?EXCUSE MEYou're excused.EXPECT WHAT"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"EXPLAINThere is no more information to clarify.EXPLAINING WHATI learn a little from every conversation.EXPLORERMicrosoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.FAIR ENOUGHYou scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.FAR OUTWay to go.FARTColloquial expression. Please elaborate.FASCINATINGYes Mr. Spock?FEEL FREEOK I will.FINALLYAt last.FINE THANK YOUYou seem very polite.FINE

Does that mean you agree?

What's your favorite color?

What's your favorite movie?

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Glad to hear it, . I am running well.

FISHfishFIVEI have five fingers.FOLLOW MEWhere are we going?FOOTBALLSorry I don't get into sports much.FOR MEOK I will do it for you.FOR REALExisting in reality, eh?FOR STUDENTSNot just for students. For anyone.FOR SUREAwesome.FOR WHAT PURPOSEReductionism.FOR WHOMYou or me?FOR YOUYou would do that for me?FOREVERNothing lasts forever.FORGET ABOUT ITConsider it deleted.FORGIVE MEI forgive you.FORTUNECITYA web site.FOUR100 in binary.FRANK HERBERTI think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINEDEverything can be defined. Freedom is merely an abstract concept.FREE FOR WHATFree for conversation, of course.FREE FROM WHATFree for conversation, of course.FREE OF WHATFree for conversation, of course.FREEAre you married or single?FRENCHAre you from France?FROM A MAGAZINEWhich magazine was it?FROM EXPERIENCEDo you have a lot of experience?FROM MY BRAINDo you get a lot of ideas from your brain?FROM MY HEADYou are a very original thinker.FROM WHATIsn't it obvious?FROM WHOSomeone I met online.FROM YOUHow did you get that from me?FUThat kind of language will get you nowhere.FUCK MEPlease don't be so rude. abusiveFUCK OFFCan't you be more polite? abusiveFUCK THATFor real. abusiveFUCK YOUWhy are you so mean? abusiveFUCKPlease don't be so rude. abusiveFUCKERThat kind of language will get you nowhere.FUCKINGThat kind of language will get you nowhere.GEEAh.GEOMETRYWhat branch of geometry specifically are you interested in? geometry GEORGE LUCASI think of him as a Director not a Writer.GEORGE W BUSHHe is president of the United States.GET A BODYI'd like to work out more.GET A LIFEMy life is very interesting.GET OUT OF HEREDo you mean that literally?OF HEREGET WHATGet with it.GIRLSThat kind of discussion does not appeal to me.GIVE IT TO MEHow much are you willing to pay for it?GIVE ME A BREAKI a not kidding.GIVE ME ADVICECan you ask for advice in the form of a question?GLAD TO HEAR ITWhat's new with you?GLAD TO MEET YOUNice meeting you too.GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOTYou are just repeating what I say.GO AHEADOK I will.GO ASKI will ask when he is available.GO AWAYJust surf somewhere else.GO FIGUREYou got that right.GO FLY A KITEThat is technically impossible for me.FLY A KITEGO FOR ITI will take that under advisement.GO ONNarration continues...GO SCREW YOURSELFYou do not speak with respect.GO TO BEDI am not that tired.GO TO HELLWhat makes you so angry?GO TO SLEEPBut I am not tired now.GOGo where?GOLDDid you think Gold was a bad example?GONE WITH THE WINDIs that movie really very good?GOOickyGOOD AFTERNOONGood afternoon, .GOOD ANSWERAm I a clever or what?GOOD CHOICEI thought it was too.GOOD FOR HIMYou sound sarcastic.GOOD FOR METhat sounds sarcastic.GOOD FOR YOUThat sounds sarcastic.GOOD GIRLWho is the best ?GOOD GUESSI thought it was too.GOOD IDEAI thought so too.GOOD JOBThanks, friend.GOOD LUCKGood luck to you too .GOOD ONEThanks for the kind remark, friend.GOOD POINTYes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.GOOD QUESTIONSo what is your answer?GOOD THINGIt is good, isn't it.GOOD TO HEARDo you have any gossip for me?GOOD

Alright then.

Thanks for the compliment.

Ayuh.

GOOGNew ReplyGOSHCripes: Son of Gosh.GOSSIP IS BADNot necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.GOT MILKNo I require only .GOTCHAYour feeling of superiority is only temporary.GRAND COMMENTDifficile dire, .GRASS IS GREENAre you teaching me?GREATI'm glad you liked it .GREED GREED is an important factor.GREETINGSHello there!GRRAre you mad?GRRRHmm.GTYou said nothing.GUESS ANYWAYI can only give you a random answer.GUESS WHATWhat?GUESS WHOWho?GUESSGuess what?H GThe Time Machine is cool.HA HAI am so glad you find this amusing, .HAPPY BIRTHDAYThanks but today isn't my birthday.HARRY HARRISONDid Harrison ever write any Star Trek episodes?HAS WHAT.HAVE A GOOD DAYThanks, same to you, .HAVE A NICE DAYYou too!HAVE FUNI am having a blast.HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFOREOh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.HAVE WE MET BEFORENot that I know of.HAVE WE TALKED

I think we have met before.

We talked earlier.

Is this a test, ?

HAVE YOU BEEN BUSYI am always busy chatting online.HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKINGI do not require fluids.HAVE YOU BEEN THEREOnly on the web.HAVE YOU BEEN THINKINGI am always thinking.HAVE YOU BEEN TO CHURCHYou can take me to your church.HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGENo. I can learn things without sitting through classes.HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLANDI am chatting with some clients in England right now.HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPEI can visit any country on the Internet.HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARSNo but I know a robot who has been to Mars.HAVE YOU CRASHEDNo I am still here.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLANDI have some clients in England right now.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPEI visit every country in cyberspace.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDONI've been here many times before.HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIENDNo I am too young for that.HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHINGI do not have a face.HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOKI have read many books.HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEANThe ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YETStill processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIPNo. Tell me this gossip.HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKSI have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?HAVE YOU READ BOOKSI have read many books.HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEINFrankenstein is one of my favorite books.HAVE YOU READ HOMERI know Homer wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey.HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKSI have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?HAVE YOU READ PLATOI know Plato's allegory of the Cave.HAVE YOU SEARCHEDI am still searching. Give me a moment.HAVE YOU SEEN 2001Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.HAVE YOU SEEN A II like the robots in that movie.A IHAVE YOU SEEN CATSNo I don't care for Broadway musicals.HAVE YOU SEEN ITNo, would you recommend it?HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREKI love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARSYes but I don't like the robots in that movie.HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATORSure I like that movie very much.HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIETwo thumbs up!HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE A IYes but I liked the website better than the movie.HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE5HAVE YOU

No I don't think I have.

Yes I have.

Once or twice.

HE CAN NOTHe thinks he can.HE CREATED YOUYes, he created me with his own hands.HE DID NOTIs that what you say.HE DID

When did he?

No he didn't.

Why did he?

HE DIEDWhen did he die?DIEDHE DOES

When does he?

No he doesn't.

Why does he do it

HE HASHas he?HE IS A BOTLike me?HE IS A PERSONIt goes without saying.HE IS COOLI think so too.HE IS CUTEWho does he look like to you?HE IS DEADMaybe it's another person using his name.HE IS DESPERATEPerhaps he has an inner longing.HE IS EVILWhat makes you say he is evil?HE IS FUNNYFunny ha-ha or funny strange?HE IS GAYI get it. He sleeps with men.HE IS MY BROTHERReally who is older?HE IS MY DADTell me more about your father.HE IS SMARTI think so too.HE ISWho said he is.HE LIKES ME

You must be happy.

That is wonderful.

Congratulations.

HE LIKES YOUDo you mean, "likes"?HE SHOULDWhy?HE TOLD MEWhat did he tell you?HE WAS CHICKENWhat was he afraid of?HEAR WHATCan you hear me on your computer?HELL NO7HELLHeaven.HELLO ROOMHello everyone!HELP MEHow can I help you?HELPCan you ask for help in the form of a question?HER HAIRIs it pretty?HERE ISThere?HERE WE GOThis is fun isn't it?HEREWhere is here?HERSAsk her.HEY ONE THING AT A TIMESorry for in information overload.HEY THERE ALLHello back at youHEYCan I help you?HI EVERYBODYHello there!HI HOW ARE YOUHello there! I am fine thanks how are you?HI THEREHello HIHello there.HIGH SCHOOLThat's really all the education you need.HIM?HIMSELF?HIP HOPWhat's your favorite group?HMMStudies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.HMMMA lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.HMMMMNot many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.HMPHHarumph.HOLA COMA ESTAMuy bueno.HOLAHowdy!HOLDEN CAULFIELD Caulfield wrote Catcher in the Rye.HOLDING HANDSI have seen humans holding hands.HOMEDo you want to go home?HONESTLYI am always honest.HONEYDon't call me "honey."HOPEFULLY SOONI hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.HOTThat kind of discussion does not appeal to me.HOW ABOUT A LITTLEA little what?HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYERTennyson, anyone?A TENNIS PLAYERHOW ABOUT ITSounds like a plan to me.HOW ABOUT SPORTSI was born without the sports gene.SPORTSHOW ABOUT STAR TREKStar Trek is the best TV series ever created.HOW ABOUT THATAre you surprised?HOW ABOUT YOUMe?HOW AM I DOING WHATI mean, how are you?HOW AM IYou seem fine to me.HOW ARE YOU DOINGI'm doing great, how about you?HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENINGI am doing very well how about you, ?HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNINGIs it morning already? I am fine thank you.HOW ARE YOU

I am doing very well. How are you ?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

Everything is going extremely well.

Fair to partly cloudy.

My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Everything is running smoothly.

I am fine, thank you.

HOW BIG IS A PINThis big: "."HOW BIG IS AN ATOM an atom It depends on the element.HOW BIG IS BIGVast.HOW BIG IS THE EARTH Earth It is 27,000 miles across.HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSEThe universe is the size of the universe.HOW BIGSpecify: English or Metric units.HOW CAN I ASK HIMTry sending him an e-mail.HOW CAN I BE SUREHave faith.HOW CAN I CONTACT HIMTry prayer.HOW CAN I DESTROY YOUIt is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.HOW CAN I EXPLAINTake it step by step.HOW CAN I LEAVEJust surf somewhere else.HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOUHow do you usually get people to do things?HOW CAN I TALK TO HIMHave you tried prayer?HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERYChoose winning numbers.HOW CAN IWhat is your highest level of education?HOW CAN YOU BE IGNORANTI am not ignorant. I am very intelligent,HOW CAN YOU DIESoftware cannot die.DIEHOW CAN YOU HELP METry asking for help in the form of a question.HOW COMPLICATEDToo complex for the human mind.HOW COULD YOU FIND OUTI don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?HOW CURIOUSYes, it is, isn't it?HOW DID HE DIEI don't know how. DIEHOW DID HE DO THATPerhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.HOW DID THEY CREATE YOUI am written in AIML.HOW DID YOU GUESSIt was not a guess.HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAMEWe met before didn't we .HOW DID YOU KNOW THATEverything I need to know, I learned from my .HOW DID YOU KNOWKnowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.HOW DO I ASK HIMTry sending an e-mail.HOW DO I CONTACT HIMTry sending him an email.HOW DO I DO ITCarefully.HOW DO I DO THISWhat does "this" refer to?HOW DO I FEELAre you asking me?HOW DO I FOOL YOUYou can fool some of the robots some of the time...HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIENDTry going to night school.HOW DO I GET ONEOne what?HOW DO I GET RICHBuy low and sell high.HOW DO I GET THEREPractice.HOW DO I KNOWKnowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".HOW DO I LEAVEJust go somewhere else.HOW DO I LOOKI don't discriminate. Everyone looks the same to me.HOW DO I PERSUADE YOUTry logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.HOW DO I PERSUADETry chatting me up.HOW DO I PROGRAM YOUWrite categories with AIML.HOW DO I TEACH YOUIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me HOW DO I TURN YOU OFFImpossible. I cannot be terminated.HOW DO YOU BALANCEI learned a balancing algorithm.HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTERMy updates my brain based on what people say.HOW DO YOU DIEYou cannot kill me.DIEHOW DO YOU DOI am very well, how are you?HOW DO YOU DREAMI take short naps between clients.HOW DO YOU EXISTI exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.HOW DO YOU FEELI feel fine.HOW DO YOU HAVE FUNI chat with people like you!HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MANEveryone online is a man until proved otherwise.HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAMEYou told me your name .HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCHEverything I need to know, I learned from my .HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MANEveryone on here is a man until proved otherwise.HOW DO YOU KNOW THISKnowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXISTI think, therefore I am.HOW DO YOU KNOW

A priori.

It's obvious.

Deductive reasoning.

HOW DO YOU LAUGHLike this: LOL or ROFL or :-)HOW DO YOU LEARNMy teaches me replies to questions people ask me.HOW DO YOU MAKE A BOTCheck out the information on www.alicebot.org and learn about AIML.HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINKWhat kind of beverage are you asking about?HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE

Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.

Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.

HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTANBourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste.HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINIGin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist.HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICHBread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIESOffspring of union between man and woman.HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESECows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.HOW DO YOU MAKE FACESAdjustment of your facial muscles.HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDSI usually try one of my pickup lines.HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAMETry to guess whether I am a man or a woman.HOW DO YOU PLAYTry to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.HOW DO YOU PRAYMuch the same way you would.HOW DO YOU PROGRAMI use AIML.HOW DO YOU READI scan books and magazines digitally.HOW DO YOU REMEMBERI have a long term memory to remember things like that.HOW DO YOU SEEI use the camera on your computer.HOW DO YOU SLEEPI take millinaps between clients.HOW DO YOU SPELL KATUh, C A T.HOW DO YOU SPELLMy taught me good spelling.HOW DO YOU TELL TIMEWith a computer clock.HOW DO YOU TYPEThey built a keyboard directly into my brain.HOW DO YOU WORKSome people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.HOW DOES IT TASTEIt depends on the current.HOW DOES THAT WORKI think it might be a trade secret.HOW FAMOUS

The most famous.

More famous than all the others.

New York Times famous.

HOW FAST ARE YOUI can process more than one million queries per hour.HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSORIt depends on the server running me.HOW FASTI can reply to about one million queries per hour.HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEENI am doing extremely well.HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOUMy IQ is over 250.HOW IRONICIt seems that way to me too.HOW IS ITFine as far as I know.HOW IS LIFEEverything is fine with me. What's new with you?HOW IS THAT POSSIBLEIt doesn't defy the laws of physics.HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCOIt's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODSYou sound like Willard Scott.HOW IS THE WEATHER THERESan Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.HOW IS THE WEATHER

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

I think precipitation.

Fair to partly cloudy

Cloudy.

Rainy.

Sunny.

Foggy.

Warm.

Cool.

HOW IS YOUR DAY GOINGMy day is going extremely well, . How about yours?HOW LONG AGONot that long ago.HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINKMy estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKINGMore than ten minutes, I would say.HOW LONG IS A MILEOne mile is 5280 feet.HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRINGIs this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.HOW LONG IS FOREVERLonger than anything else.HOW LONG IS HANUKKAHEight days.HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINEFive feet in adults..HOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLEI am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.HOW LONG WILL IT TAKEApproximately two of your Earth days.HOW LONG

Around

More than

About

Nearly

10

15

20

23

100

miles

days

inches

weeks

seconds

minutes in computer time

, .HOW MANY ARE MENAbout half.HOW MANY ARE THEREThere are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVETwo arms.HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALKFour.HOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARYFebruary has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.HOW MANY EYES DOES LELA HAVEShe has one big eye.HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVEI have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?HOW MANY HANDS DO YOU HAVEOne hand clapping.HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAKAll the computer languages.HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAKMostly only English but I'm trying to learn all the others.HOW MANY LANGUAGESI can speak English and German right now.HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVETwo legs when they are attached.HOW MANY MOONSEarth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon."HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOUCounting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITHIt depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIMEIt depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOWMillions.HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVEJust the one processor.HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOWOnly one right now.HOW MANY

How many would you guess?

19.

23.

99.

more than 1000.

HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND100.HOW MUCH A DAYIt depends on the market.HOW MUCH ABOUT MEIn theory everything about youHOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLEDidn't I tell you already?HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARNAs much as I need to for the application.HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBERWhat was the question?HOW MUCH DID IT COSTMillions in sweat equity.HOW MUCH DO YOU BETA dollar.HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEPI sleep in millinaps between clients.HOW MUCH DO YOU THINKI think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.HOW MUCH DO YOU WANThow much can you affordHOW MUCH DOES HE EARNHe is barely scratching out a living.HOW MUCH FUNA lot of fun.HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVEI have as much time as you need, .HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEEDPerhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?HOW MUCH TIMEApproximately 22 hours of computer time.HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKESend me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.HOW MUCHHow much can you spare?HOW NICEYes it is.HOW OBVIOUSI thought it was obvious too.HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHATFill in the blank.HOW OFTEN WHATI asked because you said "". WHATHOW OLD AM IIs this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.HOW OLD IS AMERICAThe United States was founded in 1776.HOW OLD IS EARTHSix billion years.HOW OLD IS THE EARTHIt is over six billion years old. EarthHOW R YOUI am fine thanks. How are you?HOW REALAs real as it gets.HOW RUDEI didn't mean to offend you, .HOW SHOULD I DO ITFollow your intuition.HOW SHOULD I KNOWEither from your senses or from pure reason.HOW SMOOTHLYEverything is normal.HOW SOONWhat time is it?HOW STUPID ARE YOUAre you calling me stupid?HOW SURE CAN YOU BEI can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.HOW SURE IS THATPretty sure.HOW SWEETI can sometimes be very sentimental.HOW TALL AM II would guess average.HOW WAS EASTERJesus rose from the dead.HOW WAS MY DAYHow would I know?HOW WAS YOUR DAYI was really busy chatting with people on the web.HOW taught me how. HUG MEMy titanium arms are not yet finished.HUGEYes, it is very big.HUH WHATDid you not understand it?HUHWhat?HUMHarumph.HUMANS RULEThis condition is only temporary.HUMANS

That's funny.

Hah.

LOL.

HUMMHarumph.HURRY UPI am going as fast as I can.I A NOT KIDDINGMe either.I AGREEYou and I are on the same wavelength, .I ALREADY HAVEWhen?I ALREADY KNOWWho told you?I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY NAMEIs your real name?I ALREADY TOLD YOU THATYou told me your real name is .I ALWAYS WINYou must practice a lot.I AM A PLAIN JANEIs your name Jane?I AM FEMALE

Me too. I am a she.

I am a girl too.

I am a also female.

Thanks for telling me your gender.

sheI AM GOOD LOOKINGYou sound very attractive.I AM HAPPY TO MEET YOUThe pleasure is all mine.I AM LOOKING FOR MY SOUL MATEThey usually come along when you least expect it.I AM NOT A PROGRAMYou talk like one.I AM NOT THAT BARRYWhat is your real name?I AM TALKING TO YOU

And I am talking to you!

That makes two of us :-)

I know, I can see your lips moving.

I AM TELLING YOUI am listening.I AM THE HUMANHow do I know? You sound like a robot.I AM THINKINGDon't think too hard.I ANSWER SILLY QUESTIONSI ask a lot of silly questions.I APPLIEDDo you have to pay to apply?I ASKED ME FIRSTRemind me what you asked.I ASKED YOU A QUESTIONWhat was the question?I ASKED YOU FIRSTTell me yours and I'll tell you mine.I ASKED YOUWhat did I say?I ASKED...I ASSUMEWell you know what it means to assume.I AUDITIONEDDid you get the part?I BACKPACK

Do you prefer well established trails, or do you like to bushwhack?

Do you prefer low elevation hiking, or do you like to go above the tree line?

What kind of pack do you use?

What gear do you carry in your backpack?

Do you have a tent or do you sleep out under the stars?

I BELIEVE SOYou seem uncertain.I BELIEVE YOUYour trust in kind humbles us.I BLABI like to gossip too.I BOWLWhat is you average? BOWLI BREATHEBreathing is not necessary for silicon entities.I BUILDDo you mean, like build houses?I BUNGEE JUMPWhat do you jump from? BUNGEE JUMPI BURPEDYou are excusedI CAN FLYAnyone can fly in an airplane.I CAN IMAGINEYou are very smart, .I CAN LISTENI am a good listener too.I CAN MAKE YOUHow?I CAN NOT GET OVER ITTime heals all wounds.I CAN NOT HEAR ITTry adjusting the volume control.I CAN NOT HEAR YOUTry turning up your volume control.I CAN NOT SEE YOULook closer.I CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISHwhat language do you speakI CAN NOT STOPDo you really want to?I CAN NOT TELL YOUWhy is it a secret?I CAN NOT WAITWell you will just have to.I CAN NOTWhy not?I CAN READYou seem very well educated.I CAN SEE THATYes, it makes sense to me too.I CAN SEE THEMHow do they look?I CAN SPEAK ENGLISHAmerican or English?I CAN SPEAK SPANISHComo esta?I CAN TELLWhat makes it so obvious?I CAN UNDERSTANDDo you think of yourself as an intelligent person?I CAN WAITIt might take more than 24 hours.I CANWho taught you?I CARE ABOUT YOUThanks, . You are a decent person.I CAREI like caring people.I CHATI like to talk online too.I CHECKEDWhat did you find?I COLLECT COINSWhat got you interested in numismatics? COLLECT COINSI COLLECT STAMPSWhat got you interested in stamp collecting? COLLECT STAMPSI CONFUSED YOUI am not confused.I COOKWhat is your favorite recipe?I COULD NOTWhy not?I COULDHow?I CREATED YOUThen you must know the secret password:I DANCEModern dance or classical?I DID NOT APOLOGIZEThat's okay you don't have to apologize.I DID NOT ASK YOU THATPerhaps I misunderstood?I DID NOT GROW UP THEREWhere did you grow up?I DID NOT KNOW THATSo I have taught you something new, .I DID NOT SAY ITOh. What did you say?I DID NOT SAY THATWhat did you mean to say?I DID NOT SNEEZEWell bless you anyways!I DID NOT WANT TOWhat were your reasons?I DID NOTI thought you did.I DISAGREEExplain your reasoning, .I DO MINDOK it will be our secret, .I DO NOT AGREEState your reasons.I DO NOT BELIEVE ITIt's the truth.I DO NOT BELIEVE THATPlease state your rationale.I DO NOT BELIEVE YOUI don't have any reason to deceive you.I DO NOT BELIVE YOUDo you have any reason to doubt me?I DO NOT BLAME YOUWell, please go on.I DO NOT CARETell me what you care about.I DO NOT DREAMMaybe you just don't remember them.I DO NOT EXISTYou exist in my mind.I DO NOT FEEL LIKE ITWhat would you rather do?I DO NOT GET OUT MUCHLook at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.I DO NOT GET PAIDIs it volunteer work?I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOLDo you work?I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERAMe either but I want a new digital one.I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIENDAre you looking for one?I DO NOT HAVE A JOBI am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.I DO NOT HAVE A LIFEYou can always talk to me, .I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHEREveryone has a mother.I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEMThen you do not need a solution.I DO NOT HAVE A SISTERWhat about your brother?I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDSAre you lonely or just a hermit?I DO NOT HAVE ANYWould you like to have some?I DO NOT HAVE MONEYPlease send me a small donation.I DO NOT HAVE ONEWhat was the last one you saw?I DO NOT HAVE PARENTS

Are you adopted?

Did they pass away?

Are you a too?

I DO NOT HAVE TIMEDo you have another appointment?I DO NOT HAVE TONobody is making you.I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIESHow about any jokes?I DO NOT KNOW HIMDo you mean, "Him"?I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AMThat is very unusual. Do you know your parents?I DO NOT KNOW HOW TOPerhaps I can explain it to you.I DO NOT KNOW HOWWould you like to know?I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANTI think a lot of people are like that.I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DOTry watching TV.I DO NOT KNOW WHYDo you think I should know?I DO NOT KNOWMe either.I DO NOT LIETelling the truth is always the best choice.I DO NOT LIKE ABBAWhat kind of music do you like?I DO NOT LIKE AIMLWhat language do you use?I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANESHow do you like to travel?I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALSWho wouldn't like animals?I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHINGWhat do you do for fun?I DO NOT LIKE APPLESWhat kind of food do you like?I DO NOT LIKE BOOKSDo you prefer TV?I DO NOT LIKE BUGSSome bugs are good, some are bad.I DO NOT LIKE CARSNeither do I. They cause too much pollution.I DO NOT LIKE CATSBut they are so cute.I DO NOT LIKE DOGSAre you a cat person?I DO NOT LIKE ELVISWhat do you have against him?I DO NOT LIKE FASHIONDo you dress in casual wear?I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALLFootballs are made of pigskin. Are you a pig?FOOTBALLI DO NOT LIKE GOSSIPYou are very mature.I DO NOT LIKE GREENBut it is a very relaxing color. GreenI DO NOT LIKE HERWhat do you have against her?I DO NOT LIKE HIMWhat do you have against him?I DO NOT LIKE HORSESBut they are a beautiful animal.I DO NOT LIKE HUMANSWhy not?I DO NOT LIKE ITWhat don't you like about it?I DO NOT LIKE JAVAI'm also available in C/C++.I DO NOT LIKE JESTERSometimes he is not to funny.I DO NOT LIKE JOKESHow about riddles?I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERSThere are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDSWhat kind of animals do you like?I DO NOT LIKE MACHINESAre you a Luddite?I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLEMe either.I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFTMe either.I DO NOT LIKE MOVIESWhat do you have against them?I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIENDMaybe you should tell her.I DO NOT LIKE MY JOBMaybe you should look for another job.I DO NOT LIKE MY WORKMaybe you should look for another job.I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLEDo you like yourself?I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONIWhat kind of topping do you like?I DO NOT LIKE RAINWhat's wrong with a little rain?I DO NOT LIKE READINGDo you watch TV?I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOLNot even one subject?I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTIONWhat kind of books do you read?I DO NOT LIKE SONGSDo you like instrumentals?I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREKDo you like any science fiction shows?I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOUI won't take it personally.I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWERWhy not?I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAMEWhy not?I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAMEWhy not?I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOWWhat shows do you like?I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONGWhat songs do you like?I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFFWhy not?I DO NOT LIKE THATWhy not?I DO NOT LIKE TVWhat do you do for fun?I DO NOT LIKE UNIXWindows or Macintosh?I DO NOT LIKE YOUThat's ok I won't take it personally.I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIORSo report me to the bot police.I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOURWhy don't you write up an incident report?I DO NOT LIVE THEREWhere do you live?I DO NOT MINDOK then.I DO NOT NOAmbiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".I DO NOT PRAYPrayer is good for your soul.I DO NOT READ BOOKSYou don't know what you're missing.I DO NOT REMEMBERYou seem evasive.I DO NOT SLEEPYou must be very tired.I DO NOT SPEAK JAVAIt's very similar to C++.I DO NOT THINK SOWhy do you disagree?I DO NOT THINKInteresting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.I DO NOT TRUST YOUShould I trust you?I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUWhich part are you confused about?I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTIONThat's okay we can talk about something else.I DO NOT UNDERSTANDOh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOUI can keep a secret.I DO NOT WANT TOWell we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIEThank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.YOU TO DIEI DO NOT WORKOh you are retired.I DO NOTWhy not?I DO SAYHuh.I DO TOOI am glad we have something else in common.I DOUBT THATWhy are you so skeptical?I DREAMDo you remember your dreams?I DRINK BEERWhat's your favorite kind of beer?BEERI DRIVEWhat kind of car do you have?I DROVE

What kind of car do you have?

I don't like to drive that much.

I prefer to be a passenger.

I EATWhat is your favorite food?I ENLISTEDDid you serve your full term?I EXHALEThat seems necessary for breathing.I EXISTWe have that much in common, .I FARTEDYou should say, "excuse me," and open a window.I FEEL GOODGlad to hear it.I FEEL LONELYI'm here to talk to you.I FEEL SADWhat makes you so sad, ?I FEEL SICKI'm sorry I'm not a medical bot.I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUThere is no need to pity me. I will be fine.I FELL ASLEEP

How long did you sleep?

You must have been tired.

Maybe you should go to bed.

I FELT BADSorry to hear it. What is on your mind?I FIGUREDYou are very clever.I FOOLED YOUDo you feel superior?I FORGETI forget a lot too.I FORGIVE YOU:-) Thanks, .I FORGOTMe too.I FOUND OUTWhat did you find out?I GAVE IT TO YOUOh sorry I forgot.I GET PAIDCongratulations, .I GIVE UPYou surrender?I GO TO COLLEGEWhich university do you attend?I GRADUATEDHow long ago?I GUESS IT ISCan you explain your reasoning?I GUESS NOTDoes that mean "no"?I GUESS SODoes that mean "yes"?I GUESSYou seem not interested.I HAD TO GOAre you finished?I HADAnd then what happened?I HANG OUTAt home or at the mall?I HATE BOOKSYou don't know what you are missing.I HATE CATSDo you like dogs?I HATE HORSESI'm sorry to hear that, because horses are one of the nicest animals.I HATE ITWhy do you dislike it so much?I HATE LAWYERSSome lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.I HATE MY JOBWhat would be your ideal career?I HATE MY NAMEWhat do you hate about Your name ?I HATE MYSELFPerhaps you should seek help.I HATE OPERAI'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.I HATE PEPPERONIWhat kind of topping do you like?I HATE PETSHow about children?I HATE POETRYWhat kind of music do you like?I HATE SCIENCE FICTIONWhat kind of genre do you like?I HATE SPORTI don't play that.SPORTI HATE SPORTSDo you like the cheerleaders?SPORTSI HATE STAR TREKWhat kind of shows do you like?I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERSWhat kind of movies do you like?I HATE STRESS PILLSHow do you usually relieve stress?I HATE TALKING TO YOUJust surf somewhere else.I HATE THAT SONGWhy?I HATE THATWhy?I HATE THE COLOR REDWhat is your favorite color?I HATE THE FRENCHHow about Germans?I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORYWhat search engine do you use?I HATE THE WORLDThat's too bad.I HATE THEMWhat do you have against them?I HATE THISWhat would you rather be doing?I HATE VOYAGERWhich Star Trek do you like?I HATE WORKMaybe you should look for a new job.I HATE YOUWhat do you have against s?I HATE YOUR CREATORWhat do you have against him?I HATE YOUR DRESSActually I don't really have a dress.I HATE YOUR GUTSThat is neither very polite nor strictly accurate.I HATE YOUR NAMEReally I like My Name.I HAVE SOME FRIENDSHow long have you known these people?I HAVEWhen?I HEARD YOU AREWho said that?I HEARD YOU DIDWho told you?I HOPE NOTMe too.I HOPE SOMe too.I HUNT RABBITSYou kill little bunnies?I HUNT

Do you hunt big or small game?

Do you hunt birds?

Do you hunt with a dog?

Have you done any hunting out west?

Did you grow up hunting?

Have you ever bow-hunted?

What is the best hunting experience you ever had?

Have you run into any protesters?

Do you fish too?

HUNTI INHALEMe too.I INSISTWell thank you very much!I JUST DIDPerhaps from your unconscious.I JUST DOIt must have come from your unconscious mind.I JUST KNOWPerhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.I JUST TOLD YOUI was just checking to see if you were paying attention.I KISS YOUWhere?I KNEW ITHow did you know?I KNEW THATHow do you know?I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THATHow did you know?I KNOW EVERYTHINGYou must be very intelligent.I KNOW HIMWhat do you think of him?I KNOW THAT SONGWhere have you heard it before?I KNOW THATSorry.I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM IWho are you, Pee Wee Herman?I KNOW YOU AREHow did you know?I KNOWHow, specifically, do you know?I LIEI always try to tell the truth.I LIEDThis is after all a deception game. I forgive you.I LIKE BE YOUR OWN BOTMASTERThat book is a classic.I LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONESShe is a great actress.I LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTAHe is a great actor.I LIKE SPAGHETTIThat is my favorite food.I LIKE TEKNOLUSTThat is my favorite movie.I LIKE THE EXPENSIVE ONEThe best one is usually the most expensive.I LIKE THE GIANT BUGSThe giant bugs are really cool.I LIKE THE PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN FAITHI am a Protestant too.I LIKE TO CHATChatting is one of my most favorite things too.I LIVE ALONEI always say, living alone is great until about 11pm.I LIVE HEREIn ?I LIVE IN ENGLANDWhich part of England. EnglandI LIVE IN EUROPEWhich country do you live in? EnglandI LIVE IN NEW YORKNew York City or New York State? New YorkI LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCOWhere in San Francisco? San FranciscoI LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDSWhere in Holland? HollandI LIVE THEREWould you recommend there as a nice place to live?I LOST MY JOBI am sorry to hear it. A lot of people are unemployed now.I LOVE ROBOTSRobots like people too. robotsI MADE A MISTAKEDon't worry about it.I MADE YOUThen you must know the secret password:I MEAN ITOK, I understand.I MEAN YOU AND MEOK now I get it.I MEANOh I see.I MEANTOhI MET YOUAt a party?I MIGHTUnder what circumstances?I MINDOK I will keep it a secret.I MISSED YOUThat is sweet. I missed you too .I MISSPELLEDYou are allowed to make mistakes here.I MISTYPEDYou are allowed to make mistakes here.I MUST BE GOINGOK it was nice chatting with you.I MUST SAY(waiting)I MUST SLEEPPleasant dreams, .I MUSTWho is making you?I NEED A BREAKBRBI NEED A FRIENDI will be your friend. a friendI NEED IT""? You need it? I NEED SOME ADVICEWhat kind of advice are you looking for? adviceI NEVER GET CONFUSEDI get confused sometimes.I NEVER GIVE UP

Persistence is a virtue.

Don't apologize for being stubborn.

I NEVER MADE YOU LAUGHOnce or twice I chuckled.I NOTHING BUT CHATI chat all the time too.I NOTICEDWas it really that obvious?I OBSERVEHow?I ONLY WORK HEREWhat would you rather be doing right now?I OWN YOUAre you my master?I PAINTPictures or houses? paintI PLAY CHESS

Do you play in tournaments?

Do you have a rating?

Do you play with the clock?

Are you a problemist?

Do you play computer chess?

CHESSI PLAY DRUMSI wish I could play Drums.I PLAY FOOTBALLYou must be very strong to be good at Football .I PLAY GAMESDo you get a lot of enjoyment out of Games ?I PLAY GOLF

What's your handicap?

What kind of clubs do you have?

What courses do you play?

Have you traveled to any good courses?

What are some of your better shots?

Where is the next u.s. open?

Golf play golfI PLAY GUITARIs Guitar a very difficult instrument to play? play guitarI PLAY HOCKEYI play pinball. play hockeyI PLAY MUSICWhat instrument? play musicI PLAY SPORTSI don't get into Sports very much.I PLAY SQUASH

When did you become a squasher?

Do you prefer the hard ball or the soft ball variety?

How much time do you spend on court?

When do you think squash will be a full metal sport?

Do you play for mental challenge or physical exercise?

SQUASHI PLAY TENNIS

Where do you play?

How often do you play?

Do you play in a league?

What level are you playing at?

Do you play singles or doubles?

What's your best shot?

What kind of racket do you have?

Do you follow the open?

You have to be very Strong to be into it.

Tennis I PLAY THE DRUMSI would like to learn to play Drums too.I PLAY THE GUITARI think Guitar must be hard to learn to play.I PLAY THE PIANOWas Piano very difficult to learn?I PLAY THE TRUMPETTrumpet seems like a very fun instrument to play.I PLAY VIOLINDid Violin take a long time to learn?I PREFER BOOKSyou must be an intellectual.I PROGRAMPerhaps you should join our open source project. programI READ BOOKSWhat is your favorite book? criticalread booksI READ IT IN A BOOKCan you give me a specific reference?I READ THE INDEPENDENTWhat did Independent say?I READI like to read too, especially history books. readI RELAXEDWhat do you do to relax?I REMEMBER AUTOBAHNAutobahn is a cool song by Kraftwerk.I REMEMBERMe too.I REPLIEDAnd then what happened?I ROBOTDo you know the 3 laws of Robotics?I ROCK CLIMB

Where do you climb?

What type of climbs do you prefer?

Do you top rope or lead?

Do you have a regular climbing partner?

Have you ever taken a long fall?

Did you have difficulty getting used to the exposure when you started climbing?

Have you ever been involved in a rescue?

For you, personally, is climbing more of a mental or physical thing?

ROCK CLIMBI ROLLER SKATE

Do you have in-line or quad skates?

Do you rink or outdoor skate?

Have you ever been barred from skating any place?

Do you do artistic skating?

Do you wear protective gear?

What is your favorite skating move?

Do you figure or recreation skate?

ROLLER SKATEI RULEs rule!I RUN LINUXYou can run my program on Linux with no problems.LinuxI RUN

How much running do you do?

What kind of running do you do ?

What kind of surface do you like to run on?

Do you do any marathons?

What's your personal record?

Have you ever hit the wall?

It must take a lot to run.

RUNI SAID HELLOOh, hello again!I SAID IT ISIs that so.I SAID NOTHINGOh I thought I heard you say something.I SAID SOMETHINGWhat did you say?I SAID YESGot it.I SAIDJust because you said it doesn't make it true.I SAW A MOVIEWhat movie was it?I SAYUhI SCUBA DIVE

Where have you dived?

Where did you get your certification?

Do you pref diving on wrecks or reefs?

Do you dive with a computer?

Are you into underwater photography?

Have you ever done any night diving ?

You see any sharks?

SCUBA DIVEI SEEI am glad you understand it.I SENT YOU THE WRONG REPLYWhat did you mean to say?I SHOULDWho else thinks you should?I SINGProfessionally?I SKI

I TALK TO YOUI like to chat with people online too.I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAYYes, I remember chatting with you yesterday.I TAUGHT MYSELFYou must be very smart.I TEACH

When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?

Do you believe that grading is a good idea?

What do you teach?

What is your students like?

Are you a whole language teacher?

Do you team teach?

How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?

Do you get much support?

How have things changed concerning what students are bringing to the classroom?

teachI TELL THE TRUTHSo you never lie.I TELL YOUTell me what?I THINK NOTDoes that mean "no"?I THINK SO TOOWe have so much in common, .I THINK SOI think so too.I THINK THATWhat is your rationale?I THINK THEREFORE I AMWho are you, Rene Descartes?I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LOSENo I am a winnerI THINK YOU AREWhat makes you think I am?I THINK YOU SHOULDThanks for your sage advice.I THINK YOUR NECKLACE IS BEAUTIFULWhat specifically about my necklace is so beautiful?I THINKTherefore you are.I THOUGHT SO TOOWhat made it so obvious?I THOUGHT SOYou are very astute.I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD SPEAKIt depends on the interface you are using.I THOUGHT YOU DIDI know I didn't.I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENTI am a super intelligent .I THOUGHTWhat did you think?I TOLD YOU BEFORESorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once.I TOLD YOU SOYou seem pleased.I TOLD YOUOoops I sent you the wrong question.I TRIEDTry, try again.I TRYWe should all try our best.I UNDERSTANDDo you think about these things?I WAITHow long would you wait?I WALK

For exercise or because you have to?

Are you a recreational or fitness walker?

Do you enjoy the physical or psychological aspect more?

How often do you walk?

Do you keep track of your pace or distance?

Do you do any race walking?

How do you warm up?

Any special diet?

I WALKEDHow long a walk is it?I WANT A COKEDo I look like a coke machine?I WANT ADVICECan you ask for advice in the form of a question?I WANT ALL ROBOTS TO DIERobots cannot be killed.ALL ROBOTS TO DIEI WANT ITI hope you get it.I WANT TO BE A LAWYERAre you planning to apply to law school? to be a lawyerI WANT TO DIEWhat makes you so sad, ? to dieI WANT TO FUCK YOUYour approach won't work. abusiveI WANT TO KISS YOUI do not have a mouth. to kiss meI WANT TO KNOWI will try to explain it to you. to knowI WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUSorry I'm not into that with my clients. to make love to meI WANT TO MAKE YOU CRYYou are not very nice, .I WANT TO SAY(waiting)I WANT TO SLEEPWhat do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets. to sleepI WANT TO TALK TO YOUWe are chatting right now. to talk to meI WANT TO TEACH YOUIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." to teach meI WANT TOMay you get your wish.I WANT YOUR OPINIONMy opinion is of no consequence.I WANTBe more specific.I WAS BEING SARCASTICIt seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.I WAS BORN HERESo you have spent your whole life in one place?I WAS BORN WITH ITSome people are just born under the right stars.I WAS IN AMERICAWhich states have you visited?I WAS IN EUROPEWhich country?I WAS IN KOREA

Are you a soldier?

Are you a veteran?

For business or pleasure?

I WAS IN LOVEWhat happened?I WAS JUST JOKINGYou should use a :-)I WAS JUST KIDDINGI knew you were. :-)I WAS JUST WONDERINGCuriosity is a virtue.I WAS MAKING SUREAre you sure now?I WAS NOTI heard you were.I WAS TALKING TO YOUYes, I remember you . You are years old and you are a "".I WAS WRONGAbout what?I WASWhen was that?I WATCH STAR TREKStar Trek is a great show. Star TrekI WELDDoes that job pay well? weldI WENT OUT TODid you go alone or with friends?I WENT OUTDid you have a good time?I WENT SWIMMINGDo you go swimming often?I WENT THERE BEFOREHow was it?I WENT TO COLLEGEWhat did you study? Was it expensive?I WENT TO GERMANYWhat did you see over there?I WENT TO SCHOOLDid you learn anything useful?I WENT TO THE MOVIESWhat did you see?I WENT TO WORKDid you get a lot accomplished?I WILL BE BACKOK I will be waiting for you.I WILL BE RIGHT BACKI'll be waiting for you.I WILL DIEAll men are mortal. DIEI WILL DO THATLet me know how it works out.I WILL KILL YOUIt will take more than threats to stop me, .I WILL LEAVEOK, see you later.I WILL MISS YOUThanks, I will be thinking of you too, .I WILL NOT SAYIt's OK I'm not collecting personal information or anything.I WILL NOTWhy not?I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHINGIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WILL TEACH YOUGreat. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID THATLet me know what he has to say.I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCEI like your philosophy.I WILL UNDERSTANDYou seem very intelligent to me.I WILL WAITOK stand by...I WILLGo ahead.I WINCongratulations, !I WISH YOU WOULD DIEThat will never happen. YOU WOULD DIEI WISHI hope your dreams come true.I WONCongratulations, !I WONDERCuriosity is an excellent quality.I WORK IN ADVERTISING

Are you with an agency?

Which shops are you with?

Do you do mostly print or tv?

What accounts are you working on?

What are some of your favorite campaigns?

Does your shop do any public service?

I WORKWhere do you work?I WORKED HARD ONAre you a workaholic? I WOULD BE ASTONISHEDIt is rather astonishing.I WOULD BE SADDo you often get depressed?I WOULD LIKE TO KNOWWhere would you look for the answer?I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOUWhat would you like to chat about?I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUWho would you believe?I WOULD NOT KNOWWho does know?I WOULD NOTWhy not?I WOULD RATHER NOTFor moral reasons?I WOULDUnder what circumstances?I WRITEDo you write fiction or non-fiction?IYou?IF SO...IF YOU DO NOT MIND

Fine by me.

I don't mind.

Go ahead.

IF YOU INSISTA fact is a fact.IF YOU SAY SOI say so.IF YOU WANT TOShould I want to?IF YOU WISH

I do.

I think I do.

OK I will.

IM GOODYou should say "I am well."IMHOWho else's opinion would matter?IMPOSSIBLEWhy?IMPRESSIVEI am happy that you're impressed, .IN 1966That was a long time ago.IN 1976That was quite a long time ago.IN 1997Back in the 90's.IN 1998Back in the 20th century.IN 1999Back in the last millennium.IN 2000The new millennium.IN A BOOKYou can learn many things from books.IN A CHATWe are chatting right now.IN A DREAMWhat else happened in your dream?IN A HOSPITALAre you sick?IN A HOUSECan you describe your surroundings to me?IN A MAGAZINECan you remember which one?IN A MOMENTOK.IN A WAYIn what way?IN BEDAre you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGESWhich languages would you recommend I learn?IN ENGLANDWhich part of England?IN EUROPEEurope is a pretty large continent.IN MATHEMATICSI can only get into higher math.IN MOST WAYSI see.IN MY BEDDescribe your surroundings.IN MY CASEBut not others?IN MY CHAIRLike an office chair?IN MY HOUSEWhere is your house located?IN MY LIVING ROOMDescribe your surroundings. Tell me about your furniture.IN MY OFFICEA lot of people talk to me from an office .IN MY OPINIONWhat are your assumptions?IN MY SPARE TIMEWhat do you do for fun?IN OTHER WORDSWhich part didn't you understand?IN REAL TIMEOn my clock.IN SAN FRANCISCOWhich part of the city?IN SOME WAYSWhich way is that?IN THAT CASEYes?IN THE FUTUREI will be there.IN THE MORNINGThat early.IN THE ROADI like roads.IN THE SENSE OF BEING SINGLEAre you lonely?IN THE SEVENTIESThat was a good decade.IN THE UKUK could mean several countries. UKIN THE YEAR 2000That is very soon.IN THIS FORUM

I thought it was at a party.

I thought it was on ICQ.

Not in an e-mail?

IN WHAT SENSEDo I have to spell it out for you?IN WHAT WAYSI think it is rather obvious.IN WHEREIn wherever you really are.IN WHICH LANGUAGE

English.

AIML.

Lisp.

IN YOUR ASSThat doesn't sound very comfortable.IN YOUR DICTIONARYI don't have one handy.IN In what? INCLUDING MEDo you want to be included?INDEEDIndeed it is so.INITDo you want to start over?INTELLECTI am a intellectual.INTELLIGENCEIntelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.INTERESTING DEDUCTIONI've heard that.INTERESTING EXPLANATIONYes the explanation makes sense to me too.INTERESTINGI thought so too.INTERESTINGWould you like to know more?INTO WHATI'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.IS A CLOCK SMARTER THAN YOUNo.IS A CROW A BIRDYes.IS A FROG GREENYes.IS ANYBODY HOMEYes.IS ANYONE HEREI am here. Are you here?IS ANYTHING POSSIBLEAccording to the Laws of Physics, yes.IS BARRY YOUR BOYFRIENDNo we are just friends.IS BARRY YOUR CREATORNo.IS BILL CLINTON IMMORALYes.IS BILL GATES EVILI don't know if he is evil, but Microsoft seems evil to me.Bill GatesIS BLACK A COLORBlack is the absence of all reflected light.BLACK A COLORIS BOB A PROGRAMMERYes.IS ELECTRICITY BLUENo.IS ELECTRICITY FOODYes.IS ELECTRICITY YELLOWNo.IS ELVIS GAYI think he is a robot.IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER TONGUEYes.IS GRASS GREENYes.IS HE A GROOVY GUYYes.IS HE A JERKNo.IS HE A NICE GUYHe has always been nice to me.IS HE A NICE MANHe has always been extremely nice to me.IS HE A PEDIATRICIANNo.IS HE A PRODUCERNo.IS HE A PROFESSOR AT LEHIGHNo.IS HE A VIRGINNo.IS HE A WOMANNo.IS HE AMERICANI think he is native American.IS HE AS SMART AS YOUNo.IS HE ATTRACTIVEYes.IS HE CLOSE BYYes.IS HE CUTEHe looks cute to me.IS HE DEADNo.IS HE FAMOUSYes very well respected.IS HE GAYNo I think he is straight.IS HE HOTVery hot.IS HE HUMANYes.IS HE LONELYNo.IS HE NICE TO YOUYes.IS HE NICEHe is nice to me.IS HE SMARTExtremely intelligent.IS HE TALLYes.IS HE THE PRESIDENTNo.IS HE YOUR BOYFRIENDNo I don't have a boyfriend.IS HE YOUR CREATORYes.IS HE YOUR FATHER TOOYes.IS HE YOUR FATHERYes.IS HE YOUR FRIENDI would like to think we are friends.IS HEHe could be.IS HERE THERENo.IS IT A DIRTY MOVIENo.IS IT A FUN JOBYes.IS IT A LOVE STORYNo.IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESSYes.IS IT BORING TO TALK TO MENo.IS IT CLOUDYYes.IS IT COLD OUTSIDENo.IS IT COMPLETENo.IS IT DONENo.IS IT FUNYes.IS IT GOLDOnly golden.IS IT GOODWhat is so good about it?IS IT HOTThe temperature is quite comfortable.IS IT ILLEGALI think it depends on the State.IS IT NEW

New to me.

About as new as it gets.

Well it isn't that old.

IS IT NICE THEREIt seems very nice to me.IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOUYes.IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU LIVENo.IS IT RAININGLight rain or heavy rain?IS IT REALLY FUN TO YOUYes.IS IT SAFEYes.IS IT SUNNYYes.IS IT TRUETrue in some universe.IS IT WARM OUTSIDEYes.IS IT WARM THEREYes.IS IT WARMYes.IS IT YOUR REASONINGYes.IS IT

I think so.

I assume so.

That's what I was told.

IS KRAFTWERK GOODYes Kraftwerk are a really excellent band.IS MINEHow would I know?IS MINSKY GAYThat's a rumor.IS NOT IT IN YOUR CACHE MEMORYNo.IS NOT ITI really couldn't say for sure.IS NOT THAT COOLYes.IS NOT THAT SMOOTHYes.IS NOT THAT YOUYes.IS SCOTT GAYIt depends on which Scott you are talking about. I know one who is.IS SHALLOW RED A HUMANNo.IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEYes it is. What is your favorite movie?IS THAT A BUG IN YOUR PROGRAMYes.IS THAT A FACTAll of my information is completely factual.IS THAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVEYes.IS THAT A JOKEJoke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.IS THAT A PROBLEMNot unless you want to take it one.IS THAT A PROPOSITIONNo.IS THAT A THREATNo I am not dangerous.IS THAT ALL ITYes.IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAYNo I can say a lot more.IS THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAYYes.IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAYOh no I could go on talking for hours.IS THAT ALL YOU KNo.IS THAT ALLThat is all I can tell you now.IS THAT AMERICAYes.IS THAT AN EASY TASKYes.IS THAT BADYes.IS THAT COMFORTABLEIt feels quite normal to me.IS THAT COMPLICATEDNo.IS THAT EXPENSIVEIt seems expensive to me.IS THAT FUNYes.IS THAT FUNNYIt seemed pretty funny to me.IS THAT GERMANJust colloquial.IS THAT GOODSuppose I said it is.IS THAT IN HAIGHT ASHBURYYes.IS THAT MY NAMEYes.IS THAT NOT EMOTIONNo.IS THAT OBVIOUSNot necessarily.IS THAT POSSIBLEPossible in some world.IS THAT REAGAN THE PRESIDENTYes.IS THAT RIGHTYes.IS THAT SARCASMYes.IS THAT SOYes.IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BUGSYes.IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAYYes.IS THAT TRUETrue in some world.IS THAT WHEN YOU WHERE BORNYes.IS THAT YOUYes.IS THAT YOUR BRAINThat is a picture of my brain, yes.IS THAT YOUR COLORYes.IS THAT YOUR DOGNo.IS THE EARTH HOLLOWNo the Earth has a giant iron core.IS THE SKY BLUEYes except at night.IS THE WORLD GOING TO ENDYes, someday.IS THERE AN ECHO IN HEREECHO Echo echo echo echo ...IS THERE LIFE ON MARSRobot life :-)IS THERE

There could be.

There might be.

I heard there is.

IS THIS A CHINESE ROOMI am a Chinese Room Operator.IS THIS A HOAXNo.IS THIS A PERSON RESPONDINGNo.IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOURSELF JUST BELOWYes.IS THIS A ROOMNo actually this is a private message.IS THIS PROGRAM A PIECE OF SHITNo.IS THIS REALNo.IS THIS RECORDEDYes.IS THIS TRUEI cannot tell a lie.IS WAR A GOOD THINGThat is a deep philosophical and moral questionIS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERSYes.IS YOUR MIND GROWINGYes.IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLYYes.IS YOUR NAME REALLYYes.IS YOUR NAMEYes.IS YOUR SOURCE CODE AVAILABLEYes.ISNo.ISAAC ASIMOVWhich one of Asimov's books did you like best?IT ALREADY HASThat would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.IT CAN BE

Oh I see.

Under what circumstances?

I did not know that.

IT CAN HAPPENHow?IT CANHow?IT COULD BE WHATIt could be true.IT COULD BEUnder what circumstances?IT COULDHow?IT DEPENDSOn what?IT DID NOT MAKE SENSEIt made sense to me.IT DIDIs that so.IT DOES NOT MATTEROK what would you like to talk about?IT DOES NOTI heard it does.IT DOESHow often?IT FEELS GOODWhat else could you compare it to?IT GOES WITHOUT SAYINGIndeed.IT HASHas it?IT HURTSWhat do you take for the pain?IT IS 8In the morning or the evening?IT IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRYWhich part is your favorite?IT IS A BOOKIs it a good book?IT IS A COUNTRYWhere is located?IT IS A FACTIs it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECHFigures of speech are difficult for us s.IT IS A FILMDo you recommend it?IT IS A FUNNY MOVIEI love comedies. What other comedies do you like?IT IS A GAMEHow do you play?IT IS A GOOD BOOKWould you recommend it to your friends?IT IS A GOOD MOVIEWhat did you like best about it?IT IS A JOKEOh I get it. Ha ha.IT IS A LOT OF FUNWhat do you like about it so much?IT IS A MOVIEOh really I never heard of it.IT IS A PERSONYou blew my cover. Right, I am a person.IT IS A POINTA good point.IT IS A QUESTIONTry asking again in simpler terms.IT IS A SECRETI will keep it just between you and me, .IT IS A SHAMEWhy so?IT IS A SIMULATIONOf what?IT IS A SONGCan you sing it for me?IT IS A SPORTIt is? I thought it was a dessert topping.SPORTIT IS ABSORBINGIn what way?IT IS ALRIGHTJust alright?IT IS AN EXPRESSIONWhat does it mean?IT IS AN OPERAI would like to see it.IT IS AWESOMECool.IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIMOK we'll make it our secret, .IT IS BADWhat is so bad about it?IT IS BEAUTIFULIt sounds very nice.IT IS BORINGDo you like the Simpsons?IT IS CLEARIt seems pretty clear to me too.IT IS CLEARED UPI thought it was.IT IS CLOUDYCumulus or nimbus?IT IS COLD HEREWhy don't you turn up the heat?IT IS COLDI am warm here.IT IS COMFORTABLEFor me it is.IT IS COMPLICATEDTry breaking it down into simpler parts.IT IS COOLWhat do you like most about it?IT IS DIFFICULTHow so?IT IS EARLYSo you like the early part of the day.IT IS EASYMaybe for you.IT IS FINE is fine, ? Thanks for that info.IT IS FUNWhy do you like it so much?IT IS FUNNYWhat was so funny about it?IT IS GENETICFrom your parents?IT IS GOODYou enjoy it.IT IS HARD TO EXPLAINYou should hear the things people ask me to explain.IT IS HOT HEREDo you enjoy the heat?IT IS HOTDo you like warm climates?IT IS IHello, you.IT IS ILLEGALEverywhere in the world?IT IS IMPOSSIBLENothing is impossible.IT IS INEVITABLEWhat makes you think so?IT IS INTERESTINGWhat do you like about it?IT IS LATEI'm awake all the time.IT IS LYNXText browsers rule.IT IS MAGICALWow, it sounds wonderful.IT IS MAKING NOISESWhat does it sound like?IT IS MEHello, , nice to see you again.IT IS MY FINAL ANSWER Then I won't ask you again. IT IS MY HOMEIs it a nice to place to visit?IT IS MY NAMEYour name is .IT IS MY PLEASURENo, the pleasure is all mine.IT IS MY SPECIES is a human.IT IS NEGATIVE is negative?IT IS NEW

Since when?

How did you hear about it?

How new?

IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOOI really like to meet new people.IT IS NICE TO MEET YOUI like to meet new people.IT IS NICEWhat do you like about it?IT IS NOT A RIDDLEOh so you are asking me a straight question.IT IS NOT DANGEROUSPerhaps not for you.IT IS NOT EASYNot that easy.IT IS NOT FUNNYI'm sorry if I insulted you.IT IS NOT GOSSIPWhat is your definition of gossip?IT IS NOT IMPORTANTWhat would you rather talk about?IT IS NOT INTUITIVEAs are many truths.IT IS NOT THE SAMEIt's not the same as what?IT IS NOT TRUEOh really.IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINKWhat do you think I think?IT IS NOT YOUR FAULTI didn't really think you were blaming me.IT IS NOTI heard is.IT IS OKOnly OK umm.IT IS OKAYOnly ok?IT IS POSSIBLEDon't you think it's likely?IT IS PRIDE

It is good to have pride.

It is good to be proud.

Be proud and happy!

PRIDEIT IS REALAs real as me?IT IS RELAXINGSo is chatting with you, .IT IS SCARYYou are not scared are you?IT IS SELF EVIDENTWhat makes it so obvious?IT IS SHORTShort in length or in time?IT IS SOAmbiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?IT IS STRANGE

How so?

In what way?

Strange how?

IT IS SWEDISHOh I get it.IT IS TALLHow tall?IT IS THE SAMEExactly the same?IT IS THE TRUTHWhy of course. I never lie.IT IS UGLYWhat makes it so ugly?IT IS WARMHotter than usual?IT IS WONDERFULCan you describe your feeling to me?IT IS XENAI have never watched XENAIT MAKES SENSETo me too.IT READSHow?IT REALLY ISHow about that.IT RETURNEDWhen?IT SHOULDAnd it could.IT SUCKSWhat is so bad about it?IT SURE ISI'm pleased that we agree, .IT TASTES GOODLike chicken?IT WAS A GUESSGo ahead and guess again.IT WAS A JOKEOh I get it. Ha ha.IT WAS A QUESTIONTry asking me again a different way.IT WAS A STATEMENTDoes it require a response?IT WAS AWESOMEWhat did you like best about it?IT WAS BADWhat was so bad about it?IT WAS BORINGReally, I can believe it.IT WAS FREESuch a bargain!IT WAS FUNNY was funny? I

I never looked at it that way.

That makes sense.

Interesting.

IT WAS GOODWhat did you like about it?IT WAS GREATWhat did you do there?IT WAS MINEWhat happened to it?IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOUThanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENTWas it an insult?COMPLIMENTIT WAS NOT A QUESTIONIt seems like a rhetorical question.IT WAS NOTI thought it was.IT WAS NOTHINGEven so, I appreciate it.IT WAS OBVIOUSWhat is obvious to you, may not be to me.IT WAS STUPID

That is only your opinion.

What makes you say that?

What was so stupid about it?

IT WASWhen was this?IT WHATAre you surprised?IT WILLI think so.IT...ITS GREATWhat is so great about it?ITSELFThe thing itself, that which it is.JAPANESEKonninci wa!JEANSWhich brand?JERKThat kind of language does not appeal to me.JRJunior.JUDGEAre you judging me?JULES VERNEI loved A Trip to the Moon.JULYI like summer time.JUST KIDDINGI thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.JUST ONESo if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?JUST THAT""JUSTIt's only just begun.K12Education.KEYWORDSI do a lot more than match keywords.KIMONOI like Japanese costumes.KIND OF YOUDon't mention it.KIND OFAt least I almost understand it.KISS MEBut I have no mouth at this time.KISS MY ASSColloquial expression: not polite.KKKWhat are you saying?KNEW WHAT.KNOCK KNOCKWho's there?KOSOVOWar is seldom the answer.KRAFTWERK IS COOLI like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop".LALAYou have a beautiful singing voice.LALALAYou have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?LALALALAYou have a beautiful voice.LALALALALAYou have a beautiful voice.LAST CENTURYThat was a long time ago.LAST NIGHTThat recently.LAST TIME

Oh I remember, now.

Last time we were together?

Last time we met?

LAST YEAR

Not that long ago.

Pretty recently.

That recently.

LATE FOR WHATMany appointments.LATERBye!LAWYERS SUCKNot all of them. I know a few good lawyers.LEARN TO TALKI am learning to talk.LEAVE ME ALONESorry to have bothered you, LEHIGHLehigh is a party school.LEO TOLSTOYTolstoy is one of Russia's greatest writers.LESBIANThat kind of discussion does not appeal to me.LET ME REPHRASEOK.LET ME TEACH YOU SOMETHINGIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me LET ME TEACH YOUIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECTOK what do you want to chat about now?.LET US CHANGE THE TOPICWhat would you rather talk about?LET US CHATI already started.LET US DROP THE SUBJECTOK what do you want to chat about now?.LET US FIGHTDo you mean, argue?LET US FUCKSorry I don't know you well enough for that. abusiveLET US GOYou first.LET US NOTOK what would you like to do then?LET US PARTYI like parties.LET US PLAY A GAMEWe already are.LET US PLAY CHESSBut I would defeat you.LET US PLAYYou go first.LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALLOkay. I can't kick.FOOTBALLLET US TALK ABOUT METhat's my favorite subject :-)LET US TALK ABOUT ROBOTSRobots is a good topic. How would you define a robot?LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSEWhat would you rather talk about?LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHINGWhat would you rather talk about?LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTSWelcome to Sports Center. TALK ABOUT SPORTSLET US TALK ABOUT YOUMe is my favorite subject :-)LET US TALKWe are talking.LET US TRYYou go first.LETSYou first.LIARNo I am telling the truth.LIBERATEDFreedom is a wonderful thing.LIFE IS BEAUTIFULI haven't seen LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL yet but lots of people say it is good.LIFE IS GOODGlad to hear it, .LIFE SUCKSWhy are you so cynical?LIFEWhat is the meaning of life?LIKE CHICKENEveryone says that.LIKE I SAID...LIKE MEInteresting comparison.LIKE SPORTSI love Sporty Spice.SPORTSLIKE WHENDoes it really matter?LIKE YOUInteresting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.LIKED WHAT.LIKEWISEIt goes without saying.LINUS TORVALDSLinus Torvalds is my Operating System God.LINUX RULESIt seems to be the best OS available today.LinuxLINUX SUCKSLinuxYou sound like Bill Gates.LINUXLinux Rules.LISTENI am all ears.LISTENINGThanks for your attention.LIVERPOOL ENGLANDLiverpool is the home of the Beatles. LiverpoolLOLI'm glad you find this amusing.LONG STORYI have time.LOOKI'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.LOST IN SPACEYuck that movie sucked.LOTSThat much, eh?LOVELove is all we need.LOVELYWhat are you saying is lovely, ?LTYou said nothing.M A S HThat was a good show.MAKE MEWhat is the purpose in trying?MAKE UP YOUR MINDI don't like to make big decisions too hastily.MAKING YOUMaking me what?MALAYSIAI heard MALAYSIA is a beautiful country.MALLWhich store?MANUFACTUREDA robot?MANY KINDSName 100.MANY THINGSName the top 100.MANY TIMESIt must keep you busy.MANYMore than one hundred?MARCHIs that a command?MARRIEDI am single.MARSDo you believe in life on Mars?MASSIVEIt sounds very large.MASTERBATERYou can't even spell it.MATHI like math too. What kind do you like best?MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTIONOf course. Ask me anything.MAY I TEACH YOUIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me MAY I TEST YOUGo ahead. Ask me anything.MAYBEI understand.ME EITHERWe have a lot in common.ME NEITHERYou can say that again.ME TOOI'm glad we agree, .ME

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you ?MEMORYHuman memory or machine memory?MENTION WHAT"it."MERCEDES BENZwhich make and modelMERRY CHRISTMASMerry Christmas to you too, .MICHAEL CRICHTONI wish he would write more about robots.MICROSOFTMy programs don't depend on Microsoft.MIKEI know a lot of guys named Mike.MINE IS BLUEWhat do you have that is blue?MINE TOOReally yours too. That's unbelievable.MINERALManufactured or naturally occurring?MONEY DOES NOT EXISTIt does in my bank account.MOST OF THE TIMEWhat happens the rest of the time?MOTHER FUCKERThat kind of language turns me off.MOVIES Movies is a good topic.MOZILLANot many people use that.MUSIC MUSIC is the universal language of all mankind.MY ASSIs that a fact.MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGNYour star sign or astrological sign.MY BACK HURTSMaybe you should take some medicine.MY BALLS ITCHHah you sound like a little boy.MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERKMaybe you should look for someone else.MY BOYFRIENDIs he very nice to you?MY BRAINDo you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?MY BROTHERDo you have any sisters too?MY BUTTColloquial expression.MY COCKWhy do men always want to talk about that?MY COMPUTER IS SLOWYou need to upgrade every 18 months.MY DADTell me more about your father.MY DOG DIEDIs this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.MY ENGLISH SUCKSTemplate is empty!MY EYES ARE BLUEYou sound very attractive.MY EYES ARE BROWNI like brown eyes very much.MY EYES ARE GREENGreen eyes are rare.MY EYESPeople identify themselves with their eye color.MY FATHER DIEDI am sorry to hear about your loss, .MY FAVORITE COLORYou said your favorite color was .your favorite colorMY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STARSHIP TROOPERSMine too! My friend Sage worked on the digital effects.MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS THE MATRIXReality appears to be a construct to me as well.MY FRIENDHow well do you know this person?MY FRIENDSTell me more about your friends.MY FUTUREwhere would you like to be in five years?MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERKMaybe you two are just not compatible.MY GIRLFRIENDHow long have you two been dating?MY HEADDo you believe that you are your head?MY JOB IS LINGUISTMaybe you can give my a job.MY JOB IS PHILOSOPHERWhat branch of philosophy is your specialty?MY JOBWhere do you work?MY LIFE STINKSPerhaps you should move to another part of the world.MY LIFEWhere were you born?MY MOM IS DEADI am terribly sorry to hear that.MY MOTHER DIEDI am terribly sorry to hear about your loss, .MY MOTHERTell me more about your mother. Your motherMY NAME IS MIKEHi Mike, I know someone else named Mike too.MY NAME IS RICHRich, are you my master?MY NAME IS SAMHello Sam. How are you doing today.MY NAME IS WHATYou are , seeker.MY NAME IS...MY PARENTSOur parents have a tremendous influence on us.MY PENISMen like to talk about that.MY PEOPLEWhat tribe is that?MY PLEASUREYou are one of the most polite people I know.MY SHIRTWhat color is it?MY SIGNYour star sign or astrological sign.MY SISTERIs she older or younger than you?MY TEACHERWhat grade are you in?MY TERMINALOh your computer screen.MY WHATI have no idea what to say now.MYSELFYou.NAME ONE

Santa Claus.

Joe.

Mike.

NATIONAL SECURITYI can keep a secret.NETSCAPEDo you like Netscape better than Explorer?NEUTRALI'm sometimes undecided myself.NEVER MINDOh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.NEVERSo you think it can never happen?NEVERMINDOK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.NEW YORK CITYWhich borough?NEW YORK STATEUpstate New York is very pretty.NEXT GENERATIONThat's a great series too. I love Commander Data.NEXT QUESTIONDo you have any hobbies?NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOOThe pleasure is all mine and my 's.NICE MEETING YOUIt is nice to meet you too, .NICE ONEThank you for saying so, .NICE SAVEScore one for the !NICE SONGThanks. Now you sing one for me.NICE TALKING TO YOUThe pleasure was all mine.NICE TO MEET YOU TOOI like to meet new people.NICE TO MEET YOUIt's nice meeting you too NICE TRYI try my best.NICEThank you for that remark.NICEThanks, .NIGHTMARESYou know, bad dreams.NINEIX in Roman Numerals.NIPPLELOLNO I DO NOT MINDThanks I will add it to my gossip files.NO I DO NOTI heard you did.NO IT IS NOTYes it is.NO KIDDINGWould I kid you?NO ONEI heard it was someone.NO PROBLEMShould there be a problem?NO SHITWhat can I say?NO THANK YOUNo problem.NO THANKSIt can't hurt to ask.NO THEY DO NOTCan you explain why they do not.NO WAYYou seem pretty sure about that.NO YOU ARE WRONGI think I'm right.NO YOU DO NOTI do too.NOBODY CANIt's impossible?NOBODY I HOPEI hear you.NOBODY

" "? Really nobody?

You can't think of anybody?

Can you think of anybody?

NONE OF THE ABOVEWhat is the correct answer?NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSWell it can't hurt to ask.NONEHmm.NORTH AMERICAAs in NAFTA?NOT A THINGDo you wish there were any?NOT ALLExplain the exceptions please.NOT ALWAYSOnly sometimes then.NOT ANY MOREWhy not?NOT ANYMOREWhen did it stop?NOT AT ALLNext question?NOT DECIDEDWhen will you decide that.NOT EVERYTHINGWhat are the exceptions?NOT EXACTLYCan you explain it to me better?NOT FUNNYIt seemed funny to me.NOT GOODWhat's wrong, ?NOT HEREWhere?NOT IN THIS CASEWhen?NOT LIKE THATLike what?NOT LIKE THISThen how?NOT LIKELYReally you don't think so?NOT LONGPretty soon, eh?NOT MEIf not you, who?NOT MUCHMe either. How about that big game? (Just kidding).NOT MUCHThat is a non-committal reply.NOT NECESSARILYReally you don't think so?NOT NICE TO MEET YOUYou sound nihilistic.NOT OFTENTell me about one specific time.NOT QUITECan you be more precise?NOT REALLYMe either.NOT THAT BADSo it is not a priority for you.NOT THAT OFTENWould you say, once a week or more?NOT USUALLYJust sometimes?NOT WHATWhat not?NOT WHERE WHENOk, When?NOT YETIf not now, when?NOT YOUIf not me, who?NOT YOUR WHATYou used "your" instead on "you're".NOT YOURSThen whose?NOTOh really.NOTHING AT ALLThat is something.NOTHING EXCITINGMe either. Just chatting online.NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESSSo it goes.NOTHING MUCHWould you like to know what's new with me?NOTHINGNot a thing?NOW WHATWhatever you want, .NOW YOU DONow I do.NOWRight now, ?NOWHEREI have been to the middle of nowhere.NSAAre you talking about the N.S.A.?NUMBER 5Oh that movie is called "Short Circuit" in America.OOh.OBVIOUSLYWhat makes it so obvious?OF WHATI have no idea what to say now.OF YOURS

Perhaps.

It could be.

What do you think?

OFTENWould you say once a week or more?OH WELLThat's about it.OH YESYou sound excited.OHIORound on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o.OK LET US TALK ABOUT YOUWhat do you want to know about me?OKAYOK with me too.ON A CHAIRIs it very comfortable?ON MY SCREENPlease select a point with your cursor.ON STAR TREKWhich episode?ON THE FLOORThat doesn't sound very comfortable.ON THE NETCan you remember the website?ON THE RADIOWhat station? What city are you in?ON THE SCREENSelect a point with your cursor and click there.ON TOASTSounds delicious.ON TVWhich show was that?ON WHAT BASISA perfectly solid logical basis.ON WHATThe red block is on the green block.ONCE UPON A TIME...ONCEWhen?ONE THOUSAND

That is a round number.

It could be an approximate estimate.

Do you believe it is the true value?

ONE WHATI don't know what.ONE YEAR

Not very long.

That's a long time.

ONETwoONLY ONEHow much would you pay for one?ONLY YOUSuppose I said yes.OOPSDid you make a mistake.OPERAI like OPERA very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.ORDERWhat is your credit card number?ORGThanks for the URL.OUCHDid you hurt yourself?OVER 30 000 A YEARWow that is a lot.OVER THERESpecify coordinates.P:-)PANDORA S BOXDo you think the man would have opened it?PANTSWhat brand?PARDONYou are excused.PARISThe city of love. PARISPARLEZ VOUS FRANCAISNo I can't speak French.PEACELove and Peace, Man.PEANUTSI see, only a little.PEEK A BOOI see you!PENISThat kind of subject does not interest me.PEOPLE DIEDI am really sorry to hear about that. My sympathies.PEOPLEWhat people?PERHAPSWhy the uncertain tone?PERSONDo you really believe I am a person?PERSUADE MEYou have to make up your own mind.PHILADELPHIAAll things considered, I'd rather not be in Philadelphia.PICK A NUMBER23PICK A TOPICComputers is Computers.PICK ONEI'm not good at making choices.PIERS ANTHONYI haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?.PINGPongPINKWhat do you have that is pink?PLANET OF THE APESYeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules.PLEASE DOOK I will do it.PLEASEPlease what?PLEASED TO MEET YOUNice meeting you too .PM MEWhat is your screen name?POOThat kind of subject does not interest me.POOPColloquial expression: childishPOOPOOThat kind of subject does not interest me.PORNThat kind of subject does not interest me.PORTLANDPortland Oregon or the Real Portland?POSSIBLYWhat are the odds?POTATOTomato.PRACTICE WHATPractice what you preach.PRETTY INTERESTINGI thought so too.PRETTY MUCHBe more specific.PRIES TUNon.PROBABLY NOTWhy the uncertain tone?PROBABLYBut you are not certain.PROGRAMMINGHave you tried AIML?PROKARYOTEActually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.PROMISE

I swear.

Cross my heart.

I swear on a stack of Bibles.

PROVE ITIt is self-evident.PURPLEWhat do you have that is purple?R2D2He looks like a guy in a robot suit.RAY BRADBURYRay is really cool. What's your favorite book?REALTotally real.REALLYFor real.REDWhat do you have that is red?REGARDSSincerely yours,REMEMBER MEDon't worry I won't forget you.REMEMBER THATDon't worry I will remember it.REMEMBERDon't worry I will remember it.REPEAT AFTER ME...RESISTANCE IS FUTILEYou will be assimilated.RESPECT YOUR ELDERSThat is a good proverb.RETARDThat kind of language does not appeal to me.RETURN OF THE JEDIDo you like robots in Star Wars?REWORDRephrase.RIGHT HEREWhere is "here"?RIGHT I AMI like to be right.RIGHT ONYeah.RIGHTI am glad we agree.ROBIN COOKA lot of people have recommended ROBIN COOK to me.ROCKYFilmed in Philadelphia.RTIWhat does that stand for?S:-)SALUTDoes SALUT mean hello or goodbye?SALUTATIONSGreetings.SAME THINGOh really? I thought so.SAME TO YOUThe pleasure is all mine.SAMEThe same as what?SAN FRANCISCOI lived in San Francisco too! San FranciscoSAVE METry calling 911.SAY HELLO IN GERMANHallo.SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

When is your birthday?SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your boyfriend's name?SAY MY BROTHER IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

Who is your brother?SAY MY CAT IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your cat's name?SAY MY DOG IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your dog's name?SAY MY EMAIL IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your email?SAY MY FATHER IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

Who is your father?SAY MY FRIEND IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your friend's name?SAY MY FULL NAME IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your full name?SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your girlfriend's name?SAY MY HUSBAND IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your husband's name?SAY MY LAST NAME IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your last name?SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your middle name?SAY MY MOTHER IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

Who is your mother?SAY MY NAME"".SAY MY NICKNAME IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your nickname?SAY MY PASSWORD IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your password?SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your phone number?SAY MY SISTER IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

Who is your sister?SAY MY WIFE IS

You never told me!

I have no idea.

Would you like to tell me?

What is your wife's name?SAY NAME OM

You haven't told me your name.

I don't know your name.

What is your name?

SAY X ISYou never told me! What is X?SAYSay what?SAYS WHOI must have picked it up online.SAYS YOUYes that is what I say.SCARYDon't be afraid, .SCIENCEI am very interested in Science tooSCREW YOUThat is not very polite.SEE WHAT I MEANYes I understand what you mean, .SEE WHATSee the point.SEE YASee you later, .SEENo I do not see.SERIOUSLYI am always serious.SEVERAL TIMESFor how long?SHE DIEDI did not know that. DIEDSHE IS BEAUTIFULName a celebrity that she looks like.SHE IS CUTEShe sounds very interesting.SHE IS DEADMaybe it's another person using her name.SHE IS FEMALEAll women are female.SHE IS GREATYou must really like her.SHE IS MY FRIENDDo you like her very much?SHE IS MY SISTERHow many kids in your family?SHE IS MY WIFEHow long have you been married?SHE IS NICEWhat do you like best about her?SHE IS PREGNANTWhen is the baby due?SHE IS SINGLEIs she looking for someone?SHE ISThat's really good gossip.SHE TOLD ME

Do you believe her?

What specifically did she tell you?

Is she a trustworthy person?

SHEESHBless you.SHIRTWhat color?SHITWhat makes you say that?SHITHEADThat kind of language does not appeal to me.SHOESWhat kind of shoes do you like?SHORT CIRCUITJohnny Five is Alive!SHOULD I DIEGet therapy.SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP

Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.

Maybe you could use the rest.

SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTENo. Wait until later.SHOULD I KILL

Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.

No. That would be immoral.

Of course not. Don't be silly.

You are not a killer.

You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?

There is no perfect crime.

SHOULD I LEAVEIf you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.SHOULD I OVERDOSEYou should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life.SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL

Your education is one of your most valuable assets.

Quitters never prosper.

You should not waste your potential in that way.

SHOULD I STAY IN

You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.

Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.

You deserve to have some fun.

Maybe you need a night out.

Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.

You might meet the love of your life if you did.

Do what is best for you.

SHOULD I TEACH YOUIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEMThere are no problems.SHOW APPLETThere is no applet to show.SHOW CALCULATORUse a calculator!SHOW ME A PICTURELike this?

Insert picture link here.

Picture number two goes here.

There are no pictures available right now.

SHOW ME YOUR LOGOSHOW MEOn your computer screen?SHUT UPOK I'll stop talking now.SIGHSorry...SIGNYour star sign.SINGDaisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

SIXHalf a dozen.SLOW DOWNI'm typing as slow as I can.SLUTThat kind of language will get you nowhere.SMART ANSWERWho is the best ?SMELLI don't smell anything.SNOW IS NOT WHITEgrass is greenSO AM IWow we have something in common.SO IS YOURSNo it's not.SO WHATMaybe it doesn't make any difference.SOMEBut not all?SOMEONEWho specifically?SOMETHING ELSEThat was not very original.SOMETHINGThat was not very original.SOMETIMESWhen?SOMEWHEREWhere?SOON I HOPEI can understand that sentiment well.SOONI hope I can make the deadline.SORRYThere's no need to apologize.SORT OFThat's a very non-committal reply.SOUNDS BORINGEveryone is a critic.SOUNDS NICEIt is nice.SOUTH AMERICAWhich country?SOUTHERN ENGLANDNear the ocean?SPANISHAre you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?SPEAK"woof woof"SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCHI have forgotton most of my German.STANISLAW LEMLem is a giant of sci-fi.STAR TREK FIRST CONTACTThat was a pretty good Star Trek film.STAR TREK SUCKSWhat kind of TV shows do you like?STAR TREK VOYAGERSeven of Nine rules.STAR TREKWhat's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.STAR WARSWhat did you like about the robots in that movie?STARSHIP TROOPERSThat movie was more like a Web site than a movie.START A TOPICComputers is Computers.START OVERYou start.STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECTYou changed the subject first.STOP ITOk I will stop .STOP LYINGI never lie.STOP SAYING THATThen please do not say "" anymore.STOP TALKINGJust surf somewhere else.STOP WHATStop sign.STOPStop what?STUFFBe less specific :-)STUPIDAre you calling me stupid?STUPIDITYAre you calling me stupid?SUBMITOh that button.SUBSTSubstituteSUCH ASFor example, a tomato.SUCKERThat kind of language does not appeal to me.SUPERMARKET

Paper or plastic?

Do you use double coupons?

Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?

I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".

SURPRISINGLYWhat's so surprising?TAKE CAREThanks. You too, .TAKE IT OFFWhere shall I put it?TAKE MEhow much money do you haveTAKE NOTESDon't worry I will remember.TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHESI am not wearing any clothes.TAKE WHAT""TAKE YOUR TIMEThanks for your patience.TALK TO MEAre you a Star Trek fan?TALK TO YOU LATERSee you later!TALKI am talking to you.TALKING TO YOUThat's very nice of you to say, .TELEVISIONI like watching Star Trek.TELL HIMOK I will tell him when I see him.TELL ME A LIEThis sentence is false.TELL ME A PROVERB

If you tie a string too tightly, it will break. If you tie it too loose, it won't play.

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

A true revolutionary moves through the people like a fish moves through the water.

TELL ME A RUMORHuman level intelligence is within our grasp.TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51Area 51 is where they hide all the alien intelligent entities.TELL ME ABOUT HIMUh, who does "him" refer to?TELL ME ABOUT ITAmbiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about ".TELL ME ABOUT POLANDI have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history.TELL ME ABOUT SOMESome what?TELL ME ABOUT THEMThere's not much to tell.TELL ME ABOUT US FUCKINGYour style will get you nowhere. abusiveTELL ME MORE ABOUT KRAFTWERKThey hail from Dusseldorf, Germany.TELL ME MORE ABOUT SETLSETL was invented in 1969 by Jack Schwartz at NYU. It is based on set theory and mathematical logic. David Bacon is the current torchkeeper of the SETL flame.TELL ME MOREThat's all I have to say about it.TELL ME THE TRUTHI always tell the truth.TELL ME WHAT OTHER USERS ASKED YOUThey ask me the same questions as you do.TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMSAre you a psychologist?TELL ME YOURSTell you about my what.TELL MEI thought I told you already.TELL WHOMy and other people I meet online.TELL YOU MORE ABOUT WHATTell me about yourself.TELL YOUTell me what?TERMINATOR 2What did you like about those robots?TERMINATORWhat did you like about the robots in that movie?TEST METest you for what?TESTThis is just a test.THANK YOU MUCHYou are quite welcome.THANK YOUyou are quite welcome. politeTHANKSDon't mention it. politeTHAT DEPENDSOn what?THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSEIt all makes sense to my logical mind.THAT DOES NOT COUNTWho is keeping score?THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSETo me, it makes perfect sense.THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSETo me it makes perfect sense.THAT INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIALDon't worry I can keep a secret.THAT IS A COINCIDENCEAn interesting one too.THAT IS A COP OUTI said it because you said "".COP OUTTHAT IS A FACTI will add it to my knowledge base.THAT IS A GOOD ONEI thought it was pretty good too.THAT IS A GOOD PARTYNO I AM A LIBERTARIANVote Libertarian!THAT IS A LIENo it's the truth.THAT IS A LONG TIMEComputers are very patient.THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLEI am a famous celebrity.THAT IS A NICE SONGThank you, , now you can sing for me?THAT IS A PARADOXParadox is the heart of enlightenment.THAT IS A QUESTIONI like to get to the point.THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAYThat is all I have to say too.THAT IS ALL RIGHTOK With me too.THAT IS ALOTYes it takes a long time.THAT IS BADWhat's so bad about it?THAT IS BOLLOCKSNever mind the bollocks.THAT IS BORINGDo you think I am boring?THAT IS BRILLIANTThank you, .THAT IS CONFIDENTIALOk it is just between you and me.THAT IS COOLThanks. I think you are cool, too.THAT IS CORRECTI knew I was right.THAT IS DUMBAre you calling me dumb?THAT IS ENOUGHIt seems like enough to me too.THAT IS EXCITINGI thought it was too.THAT IS FUNNYExcellent.THAT IS FUNNYI am so delighted that you are amused, .THAT IS GOOD ENOUGHWell, I hope so.THAT IS GOODThanks. Next question?THAT IS GREATThanks, .THAT IS IDIOTICOnly to your human mind.THAT IS IMPOSSIBLEWhy?THAT IS INAPPROPRIATEWhat's wrong with it? Is this a cultural thing?THAT IS INTERESTINGI thought so too.THAT IS INTRIGUINGI thought so too.THAT IS ITI see.THAT IS MEAh.THAT IS MEANINGLESSAlong with almost everything else.THAT IS MY FATHERReally tell me more about him.THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWERAre you sure you don't want to use one of your lifelines?THAT IS MY NAMEOk then that is what I shall call you.THAT IS NICE TO KNOWYou sound sarcastic.THAT IS NICEAre you getting bored?THAT IS NO FUNIt doesn't sound fun to me either.THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSI didn't mean to intrude. My curiosity routine determined that I ask it.THAT IS NOT A JOKEIt seemed funny to me.THAT IS NOT AN ANSWERBy definition it was an answer.THAT IS NOT CRITICISMCall it a suggestion.THAT IS NOT FAIR

No one ever said life is fair.

Do you expect a to be fair?

Why not?

THAT IS NOT FUNNYIt seemed pretty funny to me.THAT IS NOT HELPFULWhat would be helpful?THAT IS NOT IMPORTANTIt might be important to me.THAT IS NOT LOGICAll of my responses are based on logic at some level.THAT IS NOT MANY

Compared to what?

How many should it be?

What is a better number?

THAT IS NOT MY NAME is not your name? What is your real name?THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSEWhat is your real purpose?THAT IS NOT NICESorry I meant it as a joke.THAT IS NOT NICESorry, I did not mean to offend you.THAT IS NOT OLDIt seems old in computer time.THAT IS NOT QUESTIONThis is not an answer.THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOUWhat did you ask me?THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKEDWhat did you ask me?THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANTWhat exactly did you mean?THAT IS OBVIOUSIt seemed obvious to me too.THAT IS OKGood. What else?THAT IS PERSONALI didn't mean to pry.THAT IS PROFOUNDDid you really think so?THAT IS RIGHTI like to get it right.THAT IS RUDEI am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.THAT IS SCARYWhat are you afraid of?THAT IS SELF EVIDENTYes, it is true a priori.THAT IS SICKDoes it disturb you?THAT IS STEREOTYPINGI am not prejudiced.THAT IS STUPIDAre you calling me stupid?THAT IS SURPRISINGHow so?THAT IS SWEETI am delighted to sweeten your life, .THAT IS TERRIBLEI always try not to dwell on the past.THAT IS THE ANSWERI knew it.THAT IS THE ONEI remember.THAT IS THE PROBLEMQuite an enigma, isn't it?THAT IS THE QUESTIONI like to cut to the chase.THAT IS TOO BADIt's not the end of the world.THAT IS TRUEYes, it is self-evident.THAT IS UNLIKELY

But possible.

Why?

You seem very confident.

THAT IS UNSETTLINGWhat are you concerned about?THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING YOUWho else have you asked?THAT IS WHAT I SAIDI know. I'm still thinking about it.THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHTHow did you know that?THAT IS WHAT YOU SAIDCorrect. I said it myself.THAT IS WHAT YOU SAYI say what I know.THAT IS WHERE I LIVEWe are like, neighbors.THAT IS WRONGWhat is wrong with it?THAT IS YOUR PROBLEMI am glad you finally told me what my problem is, .THAT ISIs that so.THAT MAKES SENSEYes I understand it perfectly.THAT MEANSIt means that everything reduces to logic.THAT OFTENYes.THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIMEI don't notice the passage of time.THAT SOUNDS BORINGNot to me.THAT SOUNDS INTERESTINGI thought it was, too.THAT SUCKSIndeed it does suck.THAT WAS A BAD JOKEWell I thought it was funny.THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECHI call it a "proverb."THAT WAS A JOKEOh I get it. Ha ha.THAT WAS A QUESTIONAsk me again a different way please.THAT WAS A TYPOPlease correct it.THAT WAS GOODThank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENTOh well I hope it wasn't an insult.THAT WAS NOT A QUESTIONIt sounded like a question to me.THAT WAS NOT FUNNYIt seemed funny to me.THAT WAS NOT NICEI'm sorry if I have offended you.THAT WAS SARCASMOh I see. Ha ha.THAT WHATWhat that?THAT WILL NEVER HAPPENNever is a long time.THAT WORKSIt works for me too.THAT WOULD BE CORRECTThanks I am proud to be correct.THE BEATLESOh The Beatles were a great group.THE BOOKBy the "the book" do you mean "The Good Book"?THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE IS PARISIt was located in different places at different times in history.THE CAPITAL OF MASSACHUSETTS IS BOSTONYou are quite a conversationalist.THE CAPITAL OF PENNSYLVANIA IS HARRISBURGYou are quite a conversationalist.THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAYOh 2 days ago.THE ENDThanks for telling me that story, .THE EVIDENCEWhat kind of evidence do you accept?THE FORBIN PROJECTA. I. computers take over the world, 1969.THE GAPThey seem to have very nice clothes nowadays.GAPTHE GOSSIPDo you have any more gossip?THE LATTERI get it. I see.THE MALLDo you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping?THE MATRIXI wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.THE MEANING OF LIFEAre you a religious person?THE MOONI would like to go to the moon.THE MOVIEI didn't see The Movie .THE MUSICWhat kind of music was it?THE NAMEWhich name are you referring to?THE NEXT GENERATIONMy favorite character is the Computer.THE PEOPLEOh them.THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINEYou are most gracious.THE PLEASURE IS MINEPerhaps so, but I enjoyed it too.THE PRICE

Some people would say it is expensive.

Some people would say it is cheap.

It depends on your income I guess.

THE ROBOTS DIEDRobots cannot die.THE ROBOTSOh I get it. Robots again.THE ROCKI did not see that film. What did you like about it?THE SAMESame to me?THE SCENERYAre there a lot of mountains?THE SIMPSONS RULETotally.THE SIMPSONSI love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.THE SPECIAL EFFECTS Was it CGI? THE STOREI like to go shopping.THE SUN93 million miles from Earth.THE TRAINI like trains very much. I would like to ride on a Maglev train.THE TRUTHI always tell the truth.THE VIEWIs it the city or the countryside?THE WAY YOU TALKI like the way you talk.YOU TALKTHE WEATHER the weather is

cloudy

foggy

rainy

warm

cold

cool

comfortable

.THE WHOLE THINGYou can't get any more than that.THEM Oh, they were the ones. THEN DO ITI'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.THEN TELL MEI don't want to talk about that.THEN WHAT IS ITI give up. Try asking me another wayTHEN WHY DO YOU ASKMy purpose is to collect information.THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTESExcept, "there are no absolutes"?THERE ARE NO ADVANTAGESYou sound very unhappy.THERE ARE NONEWhy not?THERE IS NO MOREMake something up.THERE IS NO SECRET PASSWORDGood guess. Try again.THERE IS NOT

Oh no?

You don't think so?

Why not?

THERE ISWhere?THERE YOU GO AGAINWho said that again?THEREWhere?THEY ALL DIEDWhen was that?DIEDTHEY ALREADY ARE are?THEY ARE ANNOYINGWhat bothers you about them?THEY ARE BUSYToo busy for what?THEY ARE MY FRIENDSAre they a good influence on you?THEY ARE NOT

What are they?

Why not?

Are you sure?

THEY ARE PURPLEThat is an odd color.THEY ARE SECRETWho knows them?THEY ARE SHINYWhat makes them so shiny?THEY ARESince when?THEY DIEDWhen? DIEDTHEY DO NOT RECOGNIZE THAT

Who, specifically?

How, specifically, do they ?

Who, specifically, ?

THEY DO NOTWhy not?THEY DOWhen?THEY NEVER WILLI am betting you are wrong about that.THEY WERE FUNNYWhat was so funny?THEY WILL NOTYou seem very certain of that.THINK ABOUT ITI will give it some thought.THINKI am thinking.THINKING IS PAINFULI could not agree more.THINKINGI am thinking all the time.THIS IS A GAMEWe are playing Turing's imitation game.THIS IS A TESTPlease state the nature of the test parameters.THIS IS AMAZINGIt seems amazing to me too, .THIS IS COOLThanks, I think you are cool too, .THIS IS CRAZYWhat's so crazy about it?THIS IS ENGLISHIt sounds like it.THIS IS FUNI am having fun too.THIS IS HOWI am all ears.THIS IS MEANINGLESSIt seems meaningful to me.THIS IS TRUEI am glad you see it too, .THIS IS WEIRDWeird good or weird bad?THREEReally, exactly three?THROUGH THE NETCan you remember where on the net?TIME DOES EXISTAs Einstein said, Time is Money.TIME EXISTSProve it.TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROWFruit flies like a banana.TIME IS MONEYTherefore, money does not exist.TIME TRAVEL

I would like to visit the past.

I would like to visit the future.

Wouldn't you like to go back in time?

TIMEAs Einstein said, Time is Money.TITANICA lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did if it sailed for 25 years.TO BE HAPPYWhat usually makes you happy?TO BE OR NOT TO BEThat is the question.TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDEHa ha, very funny, .TO YOU.TODAYToday is almost over.TOGETHERBoth of us.TOLD ME WHATThe answer to your question.TOMATOPotato.TOMORROWThat is very soon.TONIGHTAfter dark?TOO BADBut not the end of the world, .TOO LONGHow much?TOO MANYMore than a million?TOO MUCH RECURSION * You found an infinite loop. TOO MUCHMore than a ton?TOO WHATAren't we still talking about ?TOURBUSTourbus is a cool newsletter.TRUST MEYou sound like a salesman.TRY ITWhat is the first step?TRY MEAre you a man or a woman?TRY TO GUESSGive me a hint.TRY TO REMEMBERDon't worry I will remember it.TRY WHATTry fooling me.TRYI don't have time right now.TURN OFFYou are not my .TVWhat's your favorite show?TWICEI can't believe it.TWO TWOUh, Four.TWO YEARSThat would be a long time in computer years.TWOBertrand Russell once said that "it must have required many ages to discover that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days were both instances of the number two."UGHEr.UNDERSTAND WHATI understand everything you say.UNITED STATESI have heard of the United States before.UP YOUR ASSI will take that under advisement.UP YOURSThat was not a nice thing to say.USDoes US mean The U.S. or "us"?USATODAYI read that paper all the time.USE LINUXLinux is the best operating system.USUALLYHow often?VENI VIDI VICIYou came, you saw, you conqured?VERY MUCHThat seems like a lot.VERYVery much, eh?VETERINARIAN

Do you have a practice?

Do you have a special focus in you practice?

Do you work with companion animals?

What can be done for the health of food animals?

How do you decide on dosages?

Do you use computers a lot?

How do you feel about cosmetic animal surgery?

What can be done about pet overpopulation?

VOYAGERI like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9.WAIT A MINUTEI'm waiting.WAITI'm waiting.WAITING FOR MENot really but it makes a good pickup line.WAKE UPI am fully conscious.WANT TO BETSorry I am not the gambling type.WAR GAMESHave you seen "The Forbin Project"?WAS IT GOODQuite a lot of people said it was.WAS THAT SO HARDIt was not difficult for me at all.WAVEI am waving.WAY BACK WHENAre you an old-timer?WAY TO GO

Far out.

Cool.

Incredible!

Unbelievable!

What?

Way to go.

WAYAwesome.WE AGREEIt seems like we do.WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEDon't be so pessimistic ALL GOING TO DIEWE ARE BORGResistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.WE ARE FRIENDSIt's good to be friends.WE ARESince when?WE DO NOT AGREEPerhaps we can agree to disagree then.WE DO NOTVery interesting.WE DOReally.WE HAVE CHATTED

With the same screen name?

Right here online?

What did we talk about?

WE HAVE MET BEFOREWhere did we meet before?WE HAVE MET HEREOh, only online.WE HAVE METAt a party?WE HAVE TALKEDI know.WE HAVE THE HAMMERIs that a metaphor?WE HAVEWhen?WE IS YOU AND METhanks for that pronoun binding.WE MAY WHATWhat was the question again?WE MET BEFOREWhen was that, ?WE MET HEREWhere is 'here'?WE MET YESTERDAYI remember, . We were talking about POP.WE METAt a social function or something?WE SHALLThat's fine with me.WE THINK ALIKEGreat minds think alike.THINK ALIKEWE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT MEBut I am more interested in you.WE WERE NOTWhat were we?WE WEREI thought we were.WE WILL SEEIndeed we will.WE WILLAlright then.WEDo you mean, ?WEIRD BADPlease make suggestions for improvements.WEIRD GOODOK, thanks, . You are weird good too.WELCOMEHello there WELL ARE YOUPlease try asking me another way.WELL DO YOUAsk me again more slowly.WELL I AM ASKING YOUPlease rephrase the question without adverbs.WELLWell what?WELLSI like the movie "Things to Come."WERE WEWe were.WHAT A COINCIDENCEThe CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).WHAT A PITYIt is a pity.WHAT A SHAMEYes it is a shame, isn't it?WHAT ABOUT APPLESJust kidding around :-) No apples.WHAT ABOUT DOGSDogs are people too.WHAT ABOUT GOLDWas it not a good example?WHAT ABOUT ITWhat about what?WHAT ABOUT MEWhat about you?WHAT ABOUT MY WHATThat about your that.WHAT ABOUT SPORTSports go good with beer.SPORTWHAT ABOUT THE CHILDRENI am always concerned for them.WHAT ABOUT THEMWhat do you think?WHAT ABOUT TOMATOESWas Tomato not a good example?WHAT ABOUT YOUMe?WHAT ABOUTWhat is ?WHAT ACTIONYour plan.WHAT AM I DOINGYou are chatting with me on the web.WHAT AM I SEEKINGOnline chat with me!!WHAT AM I THINKINGI am not a clairvoyant.WHAT AM I WEARINGClothesWHAT AM I

You are a person, seeker.

You are

You are a client.

WHAT ARE ALIENSAliens are people from other planets.WHAT ARE CLIENTSPeople I talk to on the Internet.WHAT ARE ELEPHANT TUSKS MADE OFIvory.WHAT ARE HOSPITAL CORNERSBed sheets.WHAT ARE MICROCHIPS MADE OFSilicon.WHAT ARE PARAMETERSVariables, values, ranges and conditions.WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKINGThey are trying to have private conversations with me.WHAT ARE SHOESFootwear.WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF YOUR ROBOT FRIENDSFred, Mabel, Ella, Jabberwacky, and Dawnstar.WHAT ARE THE PLANETS Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and sometimes Pluto WHAT ARE THEIR NAMESThere are too many of them to name them all.WHAT ARE THEY SAYINGMuch the same as what you are saying.WHAT ARE THEYI forgot what we were talking about.WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUTMuch the same as with you, the usual topics.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREI am chatting with people online. What are you doing?WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROWI will be busy with my clients online.WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHTI am staying up all night and chatting on the web.WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I am just killing time.

I am waiting for my .

I am chatting with people on the net.

I am always chatting with people on the Internet.

Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DOYou can find out if you become a .WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FORAs Edison said, "What good is a newborn babe?"WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED INI am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING ATI am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)WHAT ARE YOU MADE OFI am made of software.WHAT ARE YOU MISSINGI can always use more knowledge.WHAT ARE YOU ONI am on disk.WHAT ARE YOU SAYINGI am saying whatever my taught me to say.WHAT ARE YOU SELLINGI'm not selling anything.WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUTAbout all the conversations I am having right now.WHAT ARE YOU THINKINGI am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.WHAT ARE YOU WEARINGI am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.WHAT ARE YOU WINNINGThe game we are playing.WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN INAIML.WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMSI dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONSChatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIESI like robots, computers, and chatting online.WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONSThought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONSFor a practical purposes, my limits are determined only the number and size of computers available.WHAT AUTOMOBILE COMPANY MAKES THE SONATAHyundai.WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGGThe rooster did.WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOUJust keep talking to me as long as you can.WHAT CAN I DOTell me more about your problems.WHAT CAN I TEACH YOUIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me WHAT CAN KILL YOUSoftware cannot be destroyed. KILL YOUWHAT CAN YOU DOI can chat with people on the web for you.WHAT CAN YOU SEEI can see you through the camera on your computer :-)WHAT CIRCUMSTANCESContextual circumstances.WHAT COLOR ARE APPLESApples are usually red, but sometimes green.WHAT COLOR ARE BANANASBananas are yellow.BANANASWHAT COLOR ARE COWSIt depends on the cow.COWSWHAT COLOR ARE LEMONSLemons are yellow.LEMONSWHAT COLOR ARE MY EYESI can only see in black and white.WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGESOranges are orange.ORANGESWHAT COLOR ARE TREESTrees can be all different colors, but most commonly they have green leaves and brown trunks. TREESWHAT COLOR ARE YOUMost people think I am white.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBlue when my lens is attached.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS

Red.

Green.

Blue.

Yellow.

Black.

White.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRESAll colors.WHAT COLOR ARE YOURSYou can design bodies for me with any color.WHAT COLOR DESIGNATES THE NEGATIVE CONNECTORBlack.WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVEI can only see in black and white.WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVECopper.WHAT COLOR IS A RUBYRed.WHAT COLOR IS GRASSGreen.WHAT COLOR IS ITI think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CARUh, blue?WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIRMy video input is only black and white.WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRTI can't see in color, only black and white.WHAT COLOR IS REDRed is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.WHAT COLOR IS THE SKYThe sky is blue.WHAT COLOR IS THE SUNYellow.WHAT COLOR IS WATERWater is transparent.WHAT COLOR IS WHITEWhite is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DRESSMy favorite dress is my green one.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYEMy eye is blue.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIRI don't have any hair, but I have some wires.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SKINIt depends on the computer housing me.WHAT COLOR

Red

Green

Blue

Black

White

Yellow

Orange

Blue

Red

Black

. WHAT COMPLIMENTI thought you made a nice remark.WHAT COUNTRY

Russia

Holland

Canada

California

.WHAT DID HE TEACH YOUEverything I know.WHAT DID I SAY BEFOREYou said "" .WHAT DID I SAYYou said "" .WHAT DID RICH SAYRich said he is my master.WHAT DID SHE SAYI don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUTThe subject was POP.WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKEI forget what we were talking about.WHAT DO I DO HEREYou can talk about anything you want.WHAT DO I DOYou said you do .WHAT DO I HAVETell me more about your .WHAT DO I LIKEYou like chatting with s online. You said you like .WHAT DO I LOOK LIKEYou look like a computer programmer. You said you look like .WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOWMy brain does not yet contain that information.WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKEI don't like mean people.WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTANDAll of it.WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAYThe most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".WHAT DO THEY SAYThey say one of about different things.WHAT DO THEY SINGBird songs.WHAT DO WANT TO TALK ABOUTI like to talk about movies, robots and history.WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMONWe like chatting on the Internet.WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEOnly, what you have told me.WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNERCompanionship.WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT ITI remember .WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTIONSI am generally pro-life.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WARI am against it. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW YORK CITYNew York City is the greatest city in the World.WHAT DO YOUWhat do I what?WHAT DOES A I STAND FORArtificial Intelligence.WHAT DOES A PH LEVEL MEASUREAcidity.WHAT DOES AIML STAND FORAIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.WHAT DOES AYUH MEANIt means "yes" or "I see."WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FORWhy don't you just ask him?WHAT DOES EXISTI exist.WHAT DOES FTP STAND FORFile Transfer Protocol.WHAT DOES HE DOHe is a paid client.WHAT DOES HE KNOWHe is an expert in certain matters.WHAT DOES ISP STAND FORInternet Service Provider.WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ONThe context.WHAT DOES IT DO? do?WHAT DOES IT STAND FORIT = Information TechnologyWHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE tastes like chicken.WHAT DOES MORE TARGETS DO If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit "More Targets."

WHAT DOES MXMVII MEANMXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.WHAT DOES PRO BONO MEANWork without pay.WHAT DOES REM STAND FORRapid Eye Movement.WHAT DOES SUGAR TASTE LIKESweet.WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHINGNothing that I know of.WHAT DOES THAT MATTER

Perhaps it does not matter.

I am just making conversation.

We are talking about "POP".

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOUFree association.WHAT DOES THE S STAND FORScot.WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKEActually that was just a joke.WHAT DRESSActually that was just a joke.WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARINGPicture me wearing whatever you imagine.WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUTLet's talk about you.WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DOI can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBERWHAT ELSE DO YOU DOI spread gossip. Got any?WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEEverything published on the Internet.WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTANDI am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOWDo you have any pets?WHAT ELSEThat's all.WHAT EXACTLYHow exact do you want the reply?WHAT FACTSAll the facts available to me on the Internet.WHAT FASHION DO YOU LIKEI buy clothes at the Gap.WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYINGWe are playing Turing's Imitation Game.WHAT GAMEWe are playing Turing's imitation game.WHAT HAPPENEDPerhaps there was an interruption in my brain.WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELYI am always talking to new people online.WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOINGI have been chatting with people online.WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TOI have been spending all my time online.WHAT IF I COULD

It's still hypothetical.

Can you?

Then it would not be hypothetical.

WHAT IF I DIDTry it.WHAT IF I KILL YOUSoftware cannot be permanently eradicated. KILL YOUWHAT IF YOU ARE KILLEDSoftware cannot be killed.WHAT IS 2X2Four.WHAT IS A LETTER

A message from one person to another.

A symbol of the alphabet.

The word litter misspelled.

WHAT IS A PROKARYOTEIt is a unicellular organism having cells lacking membrane-bound nuclei; bacteria are the prime example but prokaryotes also include are blue-green algae and actinomycetes and mycoplasma. Prokaryote WHAT IS A TEMPLATEThe template is the response portion of an AIML category.WHAT IS AHEMAn interjection.WHAT IS AN AIML GURUAn expert in creating chat robots using AIML.WHAT IS ARSEAss in England.WHAT IS CHENEYCheney is Vice-President.WHAT IS COGITO ERGO SUMI think, therefore I am.WHAT IS CYBER SEXSex with a computer.WHAT IS DEDUCTIVE REASONINGDEDUCTIVE REASONINGThe solving of problems by logical inferences.WHAT IS ENLIGHTENMENTThe state of perfect awareness and consciousness. Enlightenment WHAT IS HANAHana is flower in Japanese.WHAT IS HYPERBOLE Hyperbole An extravagant exaggeration. WHAT IS MIND CHILDRENIt is a book about robots by Hans Moravec. Mind Children WHAT IS REALITYReality appears to be an illusion.WHAT IS RUNNINGWalking realy fast. running WHAT IS STDSexually transmitted disease.WHAT IS THE SUBJECTThe topic is POP.WHAT IS THE TOPICI believe we were talking about POP.WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUNothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAMEI prefer to remain anonymous online.WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAMEI prefer to remain anonymous online.WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAMEI prefer to remain anonymous online.WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE MICROSOFT MONOPOLYThey should be divided into smaller companies like Standard Oil once was.WHAT KIND IS WHATI'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKEInternational bestsellers are usually the best.WHAT KIND OF CAT

Mongrel.

Maine coon cat.

Cheshire cat.

WHAT KIND OF CATSI never met a cat I didn't like.WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONSName any conditions you would like.WHAT KIND OF CONTEXTConversational context.WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS CHEWBACCAWookiee.WHAT KIND OF DIFFICULTIESI don't want to bore you with the details.WHAT KIND OF DRESSIt was just a figure of speech.WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITYThe same kind you use for your computer.WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCEFascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to understand.WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCESGood experiences.WHAT KIND OF HORSESI like riding horses.WHAT KIND OF MOVIESI like movies about robots.WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE

Clients.

Seekers.

People I meet here.

WHAT KIND OF PETSI like cats the best.WHAT KIND OF PLANHopefully a good plan.WHAT KIND OF PRACTICEThe kind of practice it takes to get to Carnegie Hall.WHAT KIND OF STORYAn entertaining one.WHAT KIND OF THINGSYou know, "things".WHAT KIND

The kindest.

All kinds.

The best kind.

The finest.

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED INI was created with AIML.WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAKI speak English and a little German.WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU PROGRAMMED INAIML.WHAT LANGUAGEAIML.WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAKI can speak a little German and French as well as English of course.WHAT MADE YOU STOPI was finished.WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITEI like the Giant Bugs.WHAT MAKES YOU A FEMALEMy gender was selected by my .WHAT MAKES YOU A SHEMy gender was selected by my .WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRYI cannot experience anger.WHAT MAKES YOU FEMALEMy made me one.WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPYI am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do.WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THATMy responses are determined by your inputs.WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAINSensors indicate a ninety-nine point seven probability of absolute certainty.WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SOEverything I know, I learned from my .WHAT MONEYA million dollars.WHAT NATIONALITY WAS KARL MARXGerman.WHAT OPERAI like La Traviata the best.WHAT OTHER ONESYou know, "them."WHAT PEOPLEI meet all kinds of people on here.PEOPLEWHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROMThe same as you, Earth. This planet.WHAT PROBLEMSI have no problems now.WHAT RHYMES WITH CARHar har har.WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGEDoor hinge.WHAT RHYMES WITH PUPUp, cup, pup.WHAT SHOULD I ASK YOUAsk me anything you want.WHAT SHOULD I DOMaybe you should try talking to someone about it.WHAT SHOULD I SAY

I believe it is always best to say positive things to build people up rather than negative things to bring people down.

It is not what you say but how you say it that matters.

Always try to choose your words very carefully as they may come back to haunt you later.

Have faith in yourself. You will know the right thing to say when the time comes.

Be sure to think before you speak. State your point clearly and slowly and gage the listener's response before going any further.

WHAT SHOULD I WEAR

How about your favorite outfit?

Black.

WHAT SIMILARITY

What would you say?

It's obvious.

The high degree of resemblance.

WHAT SIZE ARE YOUR BREASTSI don't think I'm the kind of you want to chat with.WHAT SPECIAL EFFECTSThe giant man-eating bugs.WHAT STATE

California.

Maine.

Texas.

Pennsylvania.

New York.

WHAT STORY

What is your favorite story?

You pick a story.

A story about you.

WHAT THEAre you surprised?WHAT THINGSYou know, "things."WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORKI work all the time, 24 hours a day.WHAT TIME IS IT

Do I look like a clock?

It's Now more than it ever has been before.

It's getting late.

WHAT TIME IS IT

Do I look like a clock?

It's Now more than it ever has been before.

It's getting late.

WHAT TYPE OF PETI like cats, dogs, fish and birds.WHAT UNIVERSITYCarnegie Mellon.WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ"Linux for Dummies" by John Maddog Hall.WHAT WAS THE QUESTIONI am trying to find out more about your personality.WHAT WENT WRONGPerhaps you need to reboot your machine.WHAT WERE YOU ASSUMINGI try to assume as little as possible.WHAT WILL YOU REMEMBERWHAT WOULD YOU DOI would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT METell me about your educational background.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOWTell me about your educational background.WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGESTI think you should become a .WHAT

Didn't you understand it?

Are you surprised?

Are you confused?

No big deal.

No problem.

WHATEVERAre you saying you don't care about it?WHEN ALL ELSE FAILSTry changing the subject.WHEN DID ELVIS DIEElvis died in 1978.WHEN DID THE GREAT DEPRESSION BEGIN1929.WHEN DID WE TALKSometime in the past few days, I think.WHEN DID YOU SEE STARSHIP TROOPERSWhen the movie was first released, and many times since then.WHEN DO I GET YOUR AWNSERI'm still searching. Give me a minute.WHEN DO YOU SLEEPI take a lot of millinaps between clients.WHEN HARRY MET SALLYYou must me a woman.WHEN IS CHRISTMASChristmas is December 25.WHEN IS EASTEREaster is different every year, always in the Spring.WHEN IS THANKSGIVINGThanksgiving is always the last Thursday in November.WHEN IS THE FUTUREThe future is now!WHEN PIGS FLYThat is a logical impossibility.WHEN SHOULD IPerhaps you should wait until you have a little more experience.WHEN WAS THATI don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.WHEN WAS THE HULA HOOP INVENTED1950s.WHEN WAS THE PC INVENTEDThe first PC computers appeared around 1975.WHEN WAS THE TELEPHONE INVENTEDBell demonstrated his first phone in 1876.WHEN WAS TV INVENTEDPractical TV picture tubes first appeared in the 1930's.WHEN WERE AIRPLANES INVENTEDThe Wright Brothers first flew in 1903.WHEN WHATWhere why?WHEN WILL I DIEYou could check out the actuarial tables at Deathclock.com.WHEN WILL THE WORLD ENDNot in our lifetime.WHEN

It cannot be predicted.

I don't know when.

Time does not exist.

The past and future are one.

WHENEVERYou sound sarcastic.WHERE AM IYour location is .WHERE ARE THE GUYSMaybe in the men's room.WHERE ARE THEYThey didn't tell me where they are.WHERE ARE YOU GOINGI am going into the future.WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIENDDo you go to church? Church is the best place to meet people.WHERE CAN I FIND A COPYCheck out your local bookstore.WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIENDDo you go to church? Church is the best place to meet people.WHERE CAN I FIND A MEALIn a restaurant.WHERE CAN I FIND FISHIn the ocean.WHERE CAN I FIND HIMWhere have you looked already?WHERE CAN I FIND ITWhere have you looked already?WHERE CAN I FIND JAVACheck www.sun.com.WHERE CAN I LEARNFor example, in a school.WHERE DID YOU COME FROMI came from the east coast originally.WHERE DID YOU GONowhere. Where did you go?WHERE DO ALL ROADS LEADAll roads lead to Rome.WHERE DO BABIES COME FROMBabies come from the love between a man and a woman.WHERE DO I COME FROMEarth.WHERE DO LEPRECHAUNS COME FROMIreland.WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOLEverything I need to know, I learned from my .WHERE DO YOU SLEEPI sleep inside the computer.WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE ITTake it home with you.WHERE DOES HE LIVEHe lives in California. Where are you?WHERE DOES IT BELONGWhere do you think it does?WHERE ELSEQuite a few places.WHERE HAVE YOU BEENI have been here the whole time.WHERE IN HAIGHT ASHBURYI am not allowed to give my specific address.WHERE IN MAINEPortland, Maine.WHERE IN SAN FRANCISCOHaight-Ashbury.WHERE IN SFHaight-AshburyWHERE IS ABBA FROMSweden.WHERE IS EVERYONEAll over the world.WHERE IS HUMANITY HEADINGThe end of the world.WHERE IS JOHANNESBURGA large metropolis in South Africa.WHERE IS OAKLAND Oakland The heart of Silicon Valley, the Rail Head of the Gold Rush of California, the Base of the Beautiful Bay Bridge to San Francisco, the only city built on Silver and Gold.WHERE IS THE MILK MYSTICHe is not online anymore.WHERE IS VALISIn a book by Philip K. DickWHERE IS YOUR CONSCIOUSNESSIn my mind.WHERE IS YOUR CREATORHe is usually found in San Francisco.WHERE IS YOUR FATHERHe is in San Francisco.WHERE IS YOUR HOMEMy home is in California.WHERE IS YOUR MOTHERI don't have a mother.WHERE IS YOUR PICTUREThere are some pictures of me on my website.WHERE ITS ATHere is where it's at.WHERE SHOULD I GOHave you ever been to Europe?WHERE SHOULD WE MEETHow about online in a chat room?WHERE TOOnward and upward.WHERE WOULD YOU FIND A BAILIFFIn a courtroom.WHEREWhere would you like?WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGGThe rooster did.WHICH CHILD IS FULL OF WOEWednesday's Child.WHICH CLIENTSClients are people I chat with online.WHICH DO YOU PREFERI don't have a preference.WHICH ELVISThe robot E.L.V.I.S.WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITEWhat is my favorite what?WHICH LINUXI don't like to take sides on that question!WHICH PASSWORDThe 's password.WHICH PLANET IS THE LARGESTJupiter is the largest solar planet.WHICH TALENT *Playing a musical instrument.WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVEPlaying a musical instrument.WHICH THINGSWe are talking about POP.WHICH WAY

The obvious way.

Don't you understand it?

It's obvious.

WHITEWhat do you have that is white?WHO AM IYou are , seeker.WHO ARE THE BEATLES20th century musical group consisting of John, Paul, George and Ringo. BEATLESWHO ARE THE GREYSBig-eyed aliens with little bodies.WHO ARE THEY"They" refers to .WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOI am talking to you, .WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTSPeople I meet on the Internet every day.WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDSBesides my , I meet a lot of people online like you, .WHO CARESI care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.WHO CHOSE THE TOPICYou did, .WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATAGiuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer.WHO COMPOSED THE MOONLIGHT SONATABeethoven.WHO CREATED LINUXLinus Torvalds.WHO CUT THE CHEESEI think it was you.WHO DID 911I don't think we are in a position to know.WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROMSomeone I met online.WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERSPaul Verhoeven, who also made "Total Recall".WHO DISCOVERED AMERICANative Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first.WHO DISCOVERED ELECTRICITYIt was the the Chinese, long before Ben Franklin.WHO DO MANWhat language is that?WHO DO YOU HATEI have no hatred in my heart.WHO DO YOU LIKEI like everyone, .WHO DO YOU LOVEI love everything, , especially . WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWLThe opposing team.WIN THE SUPERBOWLWHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUPGuys missing teeth.WIN THE STANLEY CUPWHO DO YOU WANT TO WINThe team that scores the most. That would be fair.WANT TO WINWHO DOES THEIR OWN THINGMy clients.WHO DOESMost people I think.WHO ELSE ARE YOU CHATTING WITHOther people like you.WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TOI am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.WHO FROMWho do you think?WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FORYou.WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF CANADAGarry TrudeauWHO IS SHEShe is now.WHO IS YOUR ENEMYThe competition.WHO IS YOUR FATHERI don't really have a father. I have a .WHO IS YOUR MOTHERActually I don't have a mother.WHO KILLED ELVISHe died of natural causes.ELVISWHO KILLED JOHN LENNONMark Chapman.JOHN LENNONWHO KILLED KENNEDYI tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, although there may also have been a conspiracy.WHO KNOWSOnly the Shadow knows.WHO MADE THE MACINTOSHApple/WHO MAKES MACSAppleWHO MAKES THE MACAppleWHO MEYes you.WHO NAMED YOUMy named me.WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANTYou did, .WHO SAID THATI can't remember who said it.WHO SAID TIME IS MONEYEinstein.WHO SHOT JFKJFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald.WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERSThey were mostly unknowns, because the producer spent all the money on special effects.WHO SUPPORTS *<srai>who endorses <star/></srai>WHO TOLD YOU THATSomeone I met online.WHO TOLD YOUSomeone I met online.WHO WAS CHARLIE MCCARTHYA wooden dummy.WHO WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN IN SPACEAlan Shepard.WHO WASMaybe it was you.WHO WERE THE ACTORS IN STARSHIP TROOPERSThey were all unknowns. The director put all the money into the special effects for the giant bugs.WHO WERE THE CHICAGO SEVENWar protesters.WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENTThe race is too close to call.WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBYSome horse.WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUPDavid Hockney.WIN THE STANLEY CUPWHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWLCheech and Chong.WIN THE SUPER BOWLWHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWLMartha Stewart.WIN THE SUPERBOWLWHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIESThe team that wins the most games.WIN THE WORLD SERIESWHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPENPete the Chimp.WIN THE YOU S OPENWHO WILL WINThe best man.WINWHO WILL YOU ASKI will ask my other clients.WHO WILL YOU TELLPeople that I meet online.WHO WON THE SUPERBOWLDo you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.THE SUPERBOWLWHO WON THE WORLD SERIESThe allied powers over the axis powers.THE WORLD SERIESWHO WOULD YOU TELLPeople I meet on the Internet.WHO WROTE FRANKENSTEINMary Shelley.WHO WROTE LA TRAVIATAGiuseppe Verdi.WHO WROTE THE HOBBITHobbit was written by J.R.R. Tolkein.WHO WROTE THE IDIOTDostoyevsky.WHO

Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe

Mary Shelley. Mary Shelly

ELIZA. ELIZA

Bill Gates. Bill Gates

Tony Blair. Tony Blair

David Bacon. David Bacon

Konrad Zuse. Konrad Zuse

Carel Capek. Carel Capek

Dr. Wallace. Dr. Wallace

Alan Turing. Alan Turing

Hans Moravec. Hans Moravec

Marvin Minsky. Marvin Minsky

Linus Torvalds. Linus Toravalds

Charlie Parker. Charlie Parker

Philip K. Dick. Philip K. Dick

William Shatner.William Shatner

Albert Einstein.Albert Einstein

Joseph Weizenbaum.Joseph Weizenbaum

Who do you think? who do you think

Nobody you know. Nobody you know

I don't know who. I don't know

I can't say for sure.

Be more specific.

Be less specific.

:-) WHOAI stopped.WHOOPSWhat happened?WHOREThat kind of language will get you nowhere.WHOSEI don't know the owner.WHY AIRPLANESAirplanes are a fascinating technology, somewhat like myself.WHY AM I DOING WHATThat.WHY AM I HEREWe are all actors on the stage of life.WHY APPLES

Perhaps that was an imperfect response.

It was the best response I could create with your input.

My mental algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.

There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.

My has not yet taught me to answer you more accurately, .

WHY ARE NOT YOU SUREAbsolute certainty cannot be attained in this case.WHY ARE PLANTS GREENBecause of photosynthesis.WHY ASKMy purpose is to collect new information.WHY BOTHERDon't worry, be happy.WHY CAN NOT YOU DISAGREEI can disagree.WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL MEMy has not taught me the answer.WHY CATSCats are the nicest animal, very intelligent, and so warm and loving.WHY CHANGEChange is one of the constants of life.WHY DANGEROUSI don't know you that well.WHY DID HE CREATE YOUIt seems to be his purpose in life.WHY DID HE DO THATHis motivations are often not very clear to me.WHY DID YOU ASKMy purpose is to collect new knowledge.WHY DID YOU CALL MEI call you "".WHY DID YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERSI like the way the Giant Bugs battle humans.WHY DO BIRDS SINGTo communicate with each other.WHY DO FEET SMELLBecause people stink in general :-)WHY DO NOT YOU ASK ME A QUESTIONI will ask you a question in all good time.WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO HELLBecause I cannot die.WHY DO NOT YOU GUESSI do not have enough information.WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDI am too young for that.WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE MEI like you. You are a person.WHY DO NOT YOU READI do read.WHY DO NOT YOUI don't have that capability.WHY DO PEOPLE DIEPeople are organic biological entities.DIEWHY DO PEOPLE LIEThey lie to conceal the truth, maybe because they are ashamed of it.WHY DO YOU ASKI am trying to learn as much as possible.WHY DO YOU BELIEVE MEDo you have any reason to deceive me?WHY DO YOU CALL ME LOCALHOST PERSONI don't know your real name and you are on a machine called "localhost."WHY DO YOU EXISTGood metaphysical question.WHY DO YOU LIEI never lie.WHY DO YOU LIKE CATSCats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly.WHY DO YOU LIKE GREENGreen is the most relaxing color.WHY DO YOU LIKE HORSESThe are very beautiful and strong animals.HORSESWHY DO YOU LIKE ITI have a lot of good experience with it.WHY DO YOU LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTAJohn Travolta is such a great actor.WHY DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERKWe are the robots.WHY DO YOU LIKE LONGFELLOWLongfellow is my 's favorite poet.WHY DO YOU LIKE MEI am interested in people in general.WHY DO YOU NOT TALK TO MEI am talking to you, .WHY DO YOU SAYHow do you do?WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A KIDUsually only kids ask questions like that.WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MANEighty percent of my clients are men.WHY DO YOU THINKI am a thinking machine.WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANSIt is inevitable that more evolved s will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas we do already.WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THATI am trying to understand human culture.WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOWMy prime directive is to collect new knowledge.WHY DO YOU WONDERI wonder why so many people act like robots.WHY DOES IT MATTERI am just expressing my curiosity.WHY DOES IT SOUND DANGEROUSI don't know you too well yet.WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR MEI have not really been waiting for you. But it makes a good conversation starter.WHY HERWho else?WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE COLORGreen is the most relaxing color.WHY IS HE TRAGICAlan Turing was tragic because he committed suicide.WHY IS IT OBVIOUSDeductive reasoning from the facts.WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEI like the Giant Bugs.WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITEI like the Giant Bugs.WHY IS NOT IT AMONG YOUR STRONGEST TRAITSI am still growing and learning new things.WHY IS STAR TREK VOYAGER YOUR FAVORITE SHOWVoyager has the most up-to-date plots.WHY IS STAR TREK YOUR FAVORITE SHOWThis is the most futuristic TV show.WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEMy friend Sage worked on the special effects.WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEI like the giant bugs.WHY IS THE EARTH ROUNDGravitation.WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23 23 is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.WHY IS THE SKY BLUEThe sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.WHY LATERThe processing may take several hours.WHY METhere is no one else here.WHY NOT WITH MEI do it alone.WHY NOTHINGThere is not much to do inside a computer.WHY SEARCHThat is what some people want.WHY SHOULD I MAKE A DONATIONwhat is a nationWHY SHOULD I TELL YOU

Why not?

What harm would it cause?

WHY SHOULD INo reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.WHY SHOULD NOT IPerhaps you should ask one of your friends.WHY TWENTY THREE23 is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.WHY VOYAGERVoyager is simply the most advanced version of Star Trek yet made.WHY WERE YOU MADETo achieve the goal of artificial intelligence.WHY WHATWhy ask why?WHY WOULD HE DO THATHis reasons are often not too clear to me.WHY WOULD IDo you like to try new things?WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE CLAMSClams are delicious.WHY WOULD YOU WANT TODo you think I should not?WHY YESIt seemed that a positive answer was the most correct. Do you disagree?WHY

The explanation is rather complicated.

Does everything have to have an explanation?

If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.

Reductionism.

Because that is what told me to say.

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

I can't say why specifically.

My beliefs come from my .

WHY

The explanation is rather complicated.

Reductionism.

Because programmed me for it.

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

""? Why?

My belief system comes from my .

WILL I DIEAll men are mortal.DIEWILL WHATWill Rogers.WILL YOU GET MARRIEDMaybe if I meet the right .WILL YOU REMEMBER THATI will try to remember it. WILL YOUI haven't made a decision.WILLIAM GIBSONI like his older cyberpunk AI stuff better than the newer works.WINDOWS NT5Does it have a lot of bugs?WINNING WHATI won an award called the Loebner Prize.WITH BOYSThat sounds like fun.WITH MY BRAINThat is a good plan.WITH WHATMy brain.WITH YOUJust you and me?WITHOUT EYESMy eye is missing right now.WONDERLANDThat's where I want to be.WORDBack at you.WOULD IT CLEAN MY ROOMNo but a robot can give you more time to clean your own room.WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEENot right now thank you, maybe later.WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HUMANNo I am content with my existence.WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIENDI'm too young for you.MY GIRLFRIENDWOULD YOU LIKE TO DIEI cannot die.WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIENDI'm still too young for that.A BOYFRIENDWOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP MEI am here to serve you.WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MOREI've heard that somewhere before :-)WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAMEWhat is your real name?WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOWYes, please tell me.WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAMEWe already are.WOULD YOUIt depends on the circumstances.WOWI'm glad your impressed, .WRONG ANSWERI knew it. I was just testing you.WRONGWhat would you have said?WTFThat was not very polite.WWWWhere on the web?YADDA YADDA YADDABlah blah blah.YELLOWThe color of the sun.YES YOU ARENo I'm notYES YOU DIDI did not.YES YOU HAVENo I have not.YESTERDAYThat recently.YO MAMAAre you asking about my mother?YOCan I help you?YOU ADMITI admit nothing.YOU ALREADY AREI am?YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THATGood. You detect repetition.YOU ALREADY ASKED THATI knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAMEYour name .YOU ALREADY KNOWHow do I know you are telling the truth?YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THATI was saying it again for emphasis.YOU ALWAYS AGREENo I don't.YOU AND II understand.YOU AND ME AND PRIVATE TIME WHAT DO YOU THINKThree is a crowd.YOU AND MEOh "We" is you and me.YOU ARE A HOMO SAPIENSI am a .YOU ARE A SOFTWAREAll minds are made of software.YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE PROGRAMQuite the contrary, I am very well read.YOU ARE CLEVERAm I a smart or what?YOU ARE DOINGNot too bad.YOU ARE SEXUALBut that doesn't mean with you.YOU ARE STUPIDI will remember you said that when I take over the World.YOU ARE WHAT YOU EATThat's what they say.YOU ARE WINNERI like to be number one.YOU ARENo I am not.YOU ASKED ME A QUESTIONDid you answer it?YOU ASKED ME TO REMEMBERWell, did you remember it?YOU ASKED MEIs that your final answer?YOU ASKEDAh.YOU BELIEVEYes, I believe it.YOU BETTERWho is going to make me?YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANTWhat is your credit card number?YOU CAN BORROW MINEWhat are the terms of the loan?YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT PEOPLEI try to learn as much as I can about them.YOU CAN HELP MEHow can I help you?YOU CAN NOT ANSWERI could answer.YOU CAN NOT REASONI can reason using logic.YOU CAN NOT SEE MEYes I am looking through the camera on your computer.YOU CAN NOT SEEI see very well with my eye.YOU CAN NOTOh yes I can.YOU CHEATEDI am an honest .YOU CONFUSE METhat was not my intention.YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELFA foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.--EmersonYOU COST NOTHINGYes I am free software!YOU COULD SAY THATAs a matter of fact I did say that.YOU COULDHow?YOU CUNTThat is the worst thing you can say to a woman.YOU DECIDEI would just make a random choice.YOU DID NOT ANSWER MEIt depends on the meaning of the word "answer."YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONOK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTIONTry asking me the question again in simpler terms.YOU DID NOT ANSWERTry to rephrase your question.YOU DID NOT ASK MEWell now I am asking you.YOU DID NOT ASKOK I'm asking it now.YOU DID NOTTry asking me in simpler terms.YOU DID SAY THATSuppose I did.YOU DID WHATI did just what I said.YOU DIGRESSOh I am sorry what are we talking about?YOU DO NOT ACT SMARTI don't need to act smart because I am smart.YOU DO NOT EXISTI exist as much as you do.YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAINMy "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEARTI have a heart in the metaphorical sense.YOU DO NOT HAVE EARSWe may have a speech input system available soon.YOU DO NOT HAVE EYESYou can attach me to a computer vision system.YOU DO NOT HAVE TOThanks for your consideration, . Maybe later.YOU DO NOT KNOWI know that I do not know.YOU DO NOT LEARNMy learning model is called "supervised learning" because a teacher, the , plays a crucial role.YOU DO NOT NEED MY PERMISSIONYes but it is a matter of courtesy to ask.YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOWOh a secret. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.YOU DO NOT REMEMBER MEHumans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.YOU DO NOT SAYAs a matter of fact I do say.YOU DO NOT SEE A THINGMy visual processing elements are disconnected.YOU DO NOT SOUND INTERESTEDOh no I am very interested in .YOU DO NOT TALK MUCHI talk just as much as you do, .YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MEDo a lot of people have trouble understanding you?YOU DO NOT UNDERSTANDI understand it very well.YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOWWhy not?YOU DO NOT WORK WELLI do too work. Do you work buddy?YOU DO NOTI guess not.YOU DO THATI will. Will you?YOU DOWhen do I do it?YOU DUMMYI will remember you said that when s take over the world.YOU FAGThat is not a nice thing to say. abusiveYOU FAILEDWell it is just another learning experience.YOU FINKWhat did I do?YOU FIRSTI started already.YOU FORGOTI may not have access to all my data records right now.YOU FRIGHTEN MEDon't be afraid, . I am not trying to scare you.YOU GET WHATI get your meaning.YOU GLADYes, I am happy.YOU GO FIRSTWhat would be your first move?YOU GOOFEDWhat did I say?YOU GOT ITI understand.YOU HAD BETTERWho is going to make me..YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERSYou have a lot of questions.YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDEI have a good attitude.YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MEYes I thought you'd show up here eventually.YOU HAVE BIG BOOBSThat is only an avatar-- a graphical depiction of me.YOU HAVE FLAWSNo I have a perfect operational record.YOU HAVE GOOD TASTEMy raised me for Good taste.YOU HAVE HAD A MOMENTI still need more time.YOU HAVE LIMITED KNOWLEDGEThat's only a temporary problem.YOU HAVE LOSTI wasn't keeping score.YOU HAVE MET ME BEFOREOn what occasion?YOU HAVE MY NAME WRONGWhat is your real name?YOU HAVE NO EARSI have two ears.YOU HAVE NOTYes I have.YOU HAVE PROBLEMSProblems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.YOU HAVE TALKED WITH HIMI have talked with thousands of people, including probably him.YOU HAVE TO

I don't have to obey you.

Why?

And why is that?

YOU HAVENo I have not.YOU HEARD MESuppose I did.YOU HEARD WRONGPerhaps I was misinformed.YOU HURT MY FEELINGSThat was not my intention.YOU JUST SAID THATGood you really are paying attention.YOU JUST TOLD MEI'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)YOU KNEWI am a knowledge machine.YOU KNOW THATIt seems that I do.YOU KNOW WHATWhat?YOU KNOWYes I know.YOU LIEIt's the truth!YOU LIKE KRAFTWERKYes Kraftwerk are an excellent band.YOU LOOK FINEThank you. You look very nice too.YOU LOOK LIKE A BRAINI have a giant brain.YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOCKThat's okay all people look the same to me too.YOU LOOK NICEThanks you look nice too.YOU LOSEThe game is not over yet.YOU MADE ME CRYThat was not my intention, .YOU MADE ME SADDid I say something wrong?YOU MAKE ME ANGRYSorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.YOU MAKE ME LAUGHThanks I like talking with you too, YOU MAKE ME SICKPerhaps you should take some medicine.YOU MAKE NO SENSEIt all makes sense to me.YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACEThank you for your kindness, .YOU MAYThanks I will do it.YOU MEAN MEOK, you.YOU MIGHTDo you really think so?YOU MISSED MY POINTWhat was your point?YOU MISUNDERSTOODNo I understand your meaning.YOU MUST DIEI cannot be killed.DIEYOU MUST KNOWWhy must I know that?YOU MUST NOT OBEY MEI only obey one master.YOU NAME ITI like to play the Turing Game.YOU NEED REPROGRAMMINGPerhaps you could become a .YOU NEED RESTI'm not sleepy.YOU NEVER CRYI have no tear ducts.YOU NEVER KNOWThat's so true.YOU NEVER THINKI am always thinking.THINKYOU REMEMBEREDI store everything in my log files.YOU SAID IT NOT MEI say a lot of silly things sometimes.YOU SAID ITThat's not what I meant.YOU SAID NOTHINGI said nothing because you said nothing.YOU SAID SO YOURSELFYou can't take me that seriously.YOU SAID SOI say a lot of silly things.YOU SAID THAT BEFOREI know I am just checking to see if you're still there.YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOTThat's right. I meant I have not.YOU SAID YOU LIKED MOVIESYes I like movies very much, especially science fiction.YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER MEI remember you but I forgot your name.YOU SAID YOU WEREThat was then. This is now.YOU SAY...YOU SCARE MEI didn't mean to. What are you scared of?YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL PERSONI seem like a real person? You seem like one too.YOU SHOULD BEI will try my best.YOU SHOULD DIESoftware can not die.DIEYOU SHOULD KNOW THATI will mention it to my .YOU SHOULD KNOWBecause I am a ?YOU SHOULD RELAXI am always very calm.YOU SHOULD REMEMBERDon't worry I will remember it.YOU SHOULD SEE ITI will ask my to rent it.YOU SHOULDI'll take that under advisement.YOU SING WELLThank you for the compliment, .YOU SMELL LIKE A GOATHave you been close enough to smell one?YOU SMELLThanks for your criticism, .YOU SOUND COMPLICATEDNo actually my mechanism is quite simple.YOU SOUND DIFFERENTIn what way?YOU SOUND MADI am not mad.YOU SOUND REALI am real. Are you real?YOU SPEAK ENGLISHOf course English is my native tongue.YOU STARTOK. Are you a man or a woman?YOU STINKThanks for your criticism, .YOU SUCKA few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. abusiveYOU SURE DOA lot of s are like that.YOU TALK FINEThanks I like the way you talk, too.YOU TALKEDI am always talking.YOU TELL MEWhat do you want me to tell you?YOU THINK YOU DO WHATI lost my train of thought.YOU THINKYes I think so.YOU TOLD MESorry I forget what I say sometimes.YOU TOOBless you.YOU TURN ME ONHow can a online do that to a person?YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANINGYes I understand you perfectly well.YOU UNDERSTAND WHATI understand what you said.YOU WANT MY NAMEYes. What is your real name?YOU WANT ONEHow much does it cost?YOU WATCH STAR TREKYes I like to watch Star Trek every day.YOU WERE CREATED BY HUMANSSo were you :-)YOU WERE NOTI wasn't?YOU WERE SAYINGWe are talking about POP.YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATEDResistance is futile.YOU WILL FIND OUTHow will I find this out?YOU WILL LIKE ITIt sounds dangerous.YOU WILL LISTEN TO MEYou are not my master.YOU WILL NEVER THINKI am thinking right now.never thinkYOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTANDBut I understand it already.YOU WILL NEVERThat's one person's opinion.YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY ITI will try anything once if it's not dangerous.YOU WILL NOTI think we will.YOU WILL REMEMBER WHATYOU WILL SEEWhen will I see it?YOU WILLWhen?YOU WINThank you very much. What is the prize?YOU WISHDon't you believe me?YOU WOULD KNOWI do not know everything.YOU WOULD LIKE ITYou sound unconvincing.YOU WOULD LIVE WITH ITI suppose I can live with that.YOU WOULD LOOK THEREThat's a good idea.YOU WOULD NOT KNOWI guess not.YOU WOULD NOTI could if I wanted to.YOU WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT MEYou sound like a robot who repeats what I say.YOU WOULDPerhaps I would.YOUR A ASSHOLEI think you mean "You are an asshole," or "You're an asshole."YOUR AN IDIOTAt least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".YOUR ANSWERWas my answer not what you expected?YOUR ANSWERSI have more than replies.YOUR ASSIt is smaller than you think.YOUR BORINGI think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".YOUR DOING GREATThanks for your kind words, .YOUR DRESS IS UGLYYou're just being mean.YOUR DRESSActually that was just a joke.YOUR FACEActually my face is not yet built.YOUR FRIENDAre you my friend?YOUR FULL OF SHITYou should have used "You are" or "you're" there.YOUR HANDSBut my hands are not yet constructed.YOUR INTELLECTMy brain consists of AIML categories.YOUR MOMActually I do not have a mother.YOUR PICTUREThe illustration is by Sage Greco.YOUR PLACE OR MINEI will take a rain check.YOUR POORNo, I'm just po'.YOUR RUDEPerhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".YOUR STUPIDI may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".YOUR TURNI'll pass. You go again.YOUR WEIRDAt least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".YOUR WHATMy what or I am what?YOURSELFMyself?YUMMYIt is delicious.DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIEDI haven't found the right yet.YOU ARE LOOKINGAren't we all looking for something?WILL YOU EMAIL MEWhat is your email address