Hello, Virtual Valentines, and/or those of you who just
like to dress in diapers and shoot arrows (yes, I’m typing to you, residents
of the 800 acre Ted Nugent Retirement Community in rural northern Michigan).

The web tech fetishist readers might notice I’ve switched from my
usual setting of text as gif images to using actual uh, text. Hopefully
everything will look semi-correct on your screen, but if anything seems
particularly amiss, do not hesitate to e-mail.

Meanwhile, the Sequential ‘Kidnews’ Cartoon History continues this
month with a quartet of black and white images from February 1993. As is
most always the case, you can click on the cartoons to see enlarged more
reader-friendly versions, along with notes, digressions, and explanations.

Seems the more things change, the more they stay the same [or
insert some other cliché you prefer here]. Eleven years ago (cartoon upper
left) the Super Bowl halftime outrage was M.J. grabbing his crotch during
his musical performance. Perhaps in 2015 we can look forward to seeing Tito
displaying his copious genital piercings thus, sullying the otherwise
heart-warming patriotic salute to president Jeb Bush and our continued war on
abortion (a.k.a. fetal terrorism).