Nov 17, 2008

Right when I think I'm getting over my arachnophobia (I even picked up a daddy-long-legs the other day with my bare hands), I come across a photo like this, and it returns like pine sap you thought you had cleaned off, only to find it had never left, and now it's all over your clothes.

Why do spiders have to be like this? All hairy and leggy and menacing (especially wolf spiders). I'm fine with reptiles. Can't we have reptiles do all the spider work, controlling insect populations and what not? Frogs and bats, too. They wouldn't mind the work.

Dangit. Now I have to go scour myself clean and ball up in the corner of the shower of my office building's locker room. My coworkers will think less of me. Again.

Stop the madness!! For the most part, your spider pics give me the slight Hee-bee-gee-bee's, but this one made me cringe with utter disgust! Excuse me now, as I must go check my purse on the chance something like THAT thing crawled in there. Can never be too safe.

Oh god! I require fire now, because my most primal human instinct tells me monsters fear fire. I also require therapy, because my skin won't stop crawling. Even now, I've moved the comment box OVER the picture so I don't have to look at it anymore!

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