*For some reason Revolver's website is sucking mass amounts of balls right now and the links are really shitty, Best Drummer link leads to Comeback of the Year, etc. But I got everything but Riff Lord, which I will update when it actually comes up.

Not as LOLsy as past years, but still some pretty laughable choices in some categories:

Best Live Band:
Five Finger Death Punch
Anthrax
Hatebreed
Lamb Of God
Slipknot
Volbeat