National Enquirer: OBAMA DIVORCE BOMBSHELL!

Is there any fire to go along with the smoke? Will any other media outlets pickup on the story, either to confirm or deny? Will Michelle, or Barack address it?

Is she back from Hawaii yet?

WITH a White House cheating scan­dal set to explode, President BARACK OBAMA and his wife MICHELLE are hiding a divorce shocker from America!

Only weeks after Obama publicly humiliated the first lady by snapping a “selfie” with a dishy blonde for­eign leader, the first couple’s shaky 21-year marriage has collapsed following a disastrous holiday trip, sources say.

The two locked horns in a series of ugly fights during their recent Hawaiian getaway, but sources say the death blow came when Michelle learned that the Secret Service has covered up Obama’s cheating – twice.

Then, in a shocking show of de­fiance, she refused to return to Washington, D.C., with Obama and their daughters when their 15-day vacation ended.

“Michelle is so upset over her trou­bled marriage that she didn’t want to leave Hawaii when it was time to go,” a source told The ENQUIRER.

“She said she wasn’t ready to face the ‘fish bowl’ of Washington, D.C., and refused to fly home with Obama and the girls on Air Force One. The president had no choice but to leave Michelle behind in Hawaii.”

Children are being gassed in Syria and mowed down in elementary schools, but again the factions on the right are talking about something that hasn't even happened. Fart and Yankee Fan, may I pose an earnest question to you both? Who is the leader of your party at present?