Now for the story of an attractive Redditor who attended a porn convention, sat down at an empty booth, and became the internet’s favorite fake porn star overnight.

It all began when Redditor “radicallay” attended the Exxxotica convention at the Chicago Rosemont (in my experience attractive women not in the industry swarm porn conventions). There she noticed an empty booth and sat down to take a load off (not literal phrasing, you guys), which started a chain of events that led to her sharing this message with r/funny:

“So I found a deserted booth at a porn convention and sat down. Soon a bunch of people started approaching me for pics and now I’m getting random tags from strangers on Facebook.”

As you may have guessed people took notice, and then the following NSFW-ishness happened…

Damn I though it was gonna turn into some scenario where she signed a contract with a big company and was on the hook for a bunch of movies. Then got addicted to drugs in 2 hours. Kinda like the Guitar Hero episode of South Park.