Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

A heavy thunder breaks the deep lethargy within your head....

...causing you to upstart suddenly, like a person who by force is awakened.
Before you stands an enormous gate with an inscription that reads:

"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

Welcome to the Dante's Inferno Hell Test, the original and the best. This test,
sponsored by the 4degreez.com community (the fine people
who brought you the famous Personality Disorder Test),
is based on the description of Hell found in Dante's Divine Comedy. Answer the questions below
as honestly as you can and discover your fate. Based on your answers, your purity will be judged
and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell. Abandon all hope.

Please select your gender:

Male
Female

Have you been attending religious worship lately?

Yes
No

Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex?

Yes
No

Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV?

Yes
No

Have you suffered suicidal thoughts?

Yes
No

Have you been in any physical fights in recent years?

Yes
No

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse?

Yes
No

Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling?

Yes
No

Do you donate time or money to charities?

Yes
No

Are you often very depressed?

Yes
No

Do you believe in God?

Yes
No

Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend?

Yes
No

Are you good at telling lies?

Yes
No

Do you look at pornography?

Yes
No

Do you often lose your temper?

Yes
No

Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures?

Yes
No

Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself?

Yes
No

Do you intentionally cause harm to others, or to animals?

Yes
No

Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions?

Yes
No

Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad?

Yes
No

Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage?

Yes
No

Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding?

Yes
No

Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")?

Yes
No

Do you enjoy violent movies and video games?

Yes
No

Have you been to a strip club?

Yes
No

Do you read scripture?

Yes
No

Do you like to "live large"?

Yes
No

Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?

Yes
No

Have you ever attempted suicide?

Yes
No

Do you give food or money to beggars?

Yes
No

Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn?

Yes
No

Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing?

Yes
No

Have you ever visited or called a psychic?

Yes
No

Do you repent for your sins?

Yes
No

Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new?

Yes
No

Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals?

Yes
No

Do you believe in an afterlife?

Yes
No

Do you "hate" a lot of people?

Yes
No

Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery?

Yes
No

Do you have any pagan religious beliefs?

Yes
No

Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return?

Yes
No

Have you ever engaged in sodomy (non-standard sex)?

Yes
No

Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not?

Yes
No

Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after?

Yes
No

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

Yes
No

Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?

Yes
No

Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex?

Yes
No

Have you ever gotten someone drunk, tricked someone, or used some other underhanded means to try to initiate sexual activity for you or for a friend?

Yes
No

Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?

Yes
No

Are you a "penny pincher"?

Yes
No

Have you ever been intimate with a member of your same sex?

Yes
No

Do you hate yourself?

Yes
No

Do you often touch yourself in an impure manner?

Yes
No

Have you ever intentionally given bad advice?

Yes
No

Are you overweight?

Yes
No

Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things?

Yes
No

Do you make an effort to consume less resources (i.e. electicity, gasoline, plastic, glass, paper, etc.)?

Yes
No

Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful?

Yes
No

True/False Questions

Through God, all things are possible.

True
False

In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country.

True
False

People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help.

True
False

Morals are relative.

True
False

It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming."

True
False

Religion is fiction.

True
False

Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events.

True
False

It's okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with.

True
False

Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish.

True
False

It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead.

True
False

Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically.

True
False

A pimp is a good thing to be.

True
False

Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose.