Drunk of the Week

Dave Bessenhoffer

Remember Body on Tap, that beer shampoo from the '70s and early '80s? This whole scene reminded me of that, except it also involved a very unhappy-looking bartender and a bit of a Benny Hill—ish high-speed chase...

Dave says, "Is it really gonna take six months to get my shirt?" Oh heavens no. Well, maybe. Dave will one day receive a Drunk of the Week T-shirt and a cab voucher from the smart folks at annasridehome.com. R.I.P., New Fangs, you were a f*ck of a band.