Demo, I just want to say that I think you're a very nice person and I hope your day goes well. Also, I think if people cut-tagged their goddam interview memes, you'd like pet icons just a little bit better.

I just read this and then I had to take my patient off the table. The patient who inspired the sweatshirt thing. I was craking up on the inside and then I looked at her dumb sweatshirt with the collar that said:

Things To Do Today:Let cat outLet cat inLet cat outLet cat in...

And I just lost it and started cracking up. She was like, "What's so funny?" And I just said, "Nothing, I'm just happy it's Friday!"

I b'lieve the hi/test virus spoofs email addresses. In addition to having an overflowing spam folder, I'm getting 5 or 6 mailer-daemon messages a day, and I certainly didn't send those messages. And I use pine to read my mail, so it's not like I've got some virus exploiting Outlook or something.