If you've never watched Titanic and shouted at the screen, "BUT JACK COULD ALSO FIT ON THE GODDAMN DOOR WITH ROSE" then have you truly watched Titanic? Now, that is possibly one of the most obvious (and infuriating) plot hole moments of all time.

There was, quite clearly, enough space for him to get up on that piece of wood. Rose just needed to scooch up a bit.

He says we've all been asking the wrong question. We shouldn't have been poring over whether Jack could physically fit on the door. Oh no. We should have been wondering why in all of hell he gave up after only one attempt. His life was at stake FFS.

Here's a little refresher for anyone whose mind hasn't been boggling for the past 20 years...