10."You've got a lovely pair of W-2's."9."Please, baby, let me withhold you."8."Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift."7."In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.' "6."If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?"5."You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income...now let's do it."4."Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40."3."You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her."2."Lady, you make my pants file for an extension."1."Nice assets."