German Scientists Prove There is Life After Death

Berlin | A team of psychologists and medical doctors associated with the Technische Universität of Berlin, have announced this morning that they had proven by clinical experimentation, the existence of some form of life after death. This astonishing announcement is based on the conclusions of a study using a new type of medically supervised near-death experiences, that allow patients to be clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being brought back to life.

This controversial process that was repeated on 944 volunteers over that last four years, necessitates a complex mixture of drugs including epinephrine and dimethyltryptamine, destined to allow the body to survive the state of clinical death and the reanimation process without damage. The body of the subject was then put into a temporary comatic state induced by a mixture of other drugs which had to be filtered by ozone from his blood during the reanimation process 18 minutes later.

The extremely long duration of the experience was only recently made possible by the development of a new cardiopulmonary recitation (CPR) machine called the AutoPulse. This type of equipment has already been used over the last few years, to reanimate people who had been dead for somewhere between 40 minutes to an hour.

Near-death experiences have been hypothesized in various medical journals in the past, as having the characteristics of hallucinations, but Dr Ackermann and his team, on the contrary, consider them as evidence for the existence of the afterlife and of a form of dualism between mind and body.

The team of scientists led by Dr Berthold Ackermann, has monitored the operations and have compiled the testimonies of the subjects. Although there are some slight variations from one individual to another, all of the subjects have some memories of their period of clinical death. and a vast majority of them described some very similar sensations.

Most common memories include a feeling of detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of an overwhelming light.

The scientists say that they are well aware the many of their conclusions could shock a lot of people, like the fact that the religious beliefs of the various subjects seems to have held no incidence at all, on the sensations and experiences that they described at the end of the experiment. Indeed, the volunteers counted in their ranks some members are a variety of Christian churches, Muslims, Jews, Hindus and atheists.

“I know our results could disturb the beliefs of many people” says Mr Ackermann. “But in a way, we have just answered one of the greatest questions in the history of mankind, so I hope these people will be able to forgive us. Yes, there is life after death and it looks like this applies to everyone.”

“it is for a man to live once and then the judgement.” All are not going to experience eternal life and this report is misleading many. God says there is a way that seems right to a man but end the end brings everlasting death. There is no work or deed man can do to appease a perfect and holy God. We all deserve judgement and death because our deeds are evil. God says the way to eternal life is a narrow path and only few find it. This is because there is only one way and this is though God’s image on earth: Yeshua, the Lord Jesus Christ. I wish to offend none of you but from a loving heart only to correct and inform.

I have a personal experience described to many. Am a Hindu, yet this event has no relation with religion. I was very sick, suddenly I saw my mother rubbing by feet in a state of panic, my father rushed to another room to get something. All the while I was “standing” in air with arms folded on my chest and amused to see my parents and trying to question “Why are you so worried, I am so well and happy here?”
Meanwhile my father returned with a bottle, the next sensation was, father puring something into my mouth with a spoon (later I was told it to be doctor’s brandy). I immediately became aware and recounted the experience to them. They told me that I had lost my pulse and stopped breathing.
I was about 13 year old and was sick because of lack of energy since I used to play football a lot and eat very little. I became okay with medicines that enhanced my food intake withing a month.

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