This is 3 miles from my house. I have lived 5 blocks from where this happened. I used to consume a LOT of substance(s). I spend oodles of time in the woods up here. I have never EVER seen even the slightest hint of bigfoot around here. Crack is my guess.

FTA:Reed is a member of the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters, according to state police spokesman Trooper Adam Reed, and postings on the group's Facebook page refer to the RV as "The Doghouse," their official base camper.

And I believe we have found our suspects (unless they find sasquatch hairs and stuff.)

There is a bar I pass by every day I head to work called Over the Mountain. On occasion, they have seminars about Bigfoot. Hell, they even have Bigfoot on their sign. The working theory is that there are Bigfoot (Bigfeeet?) in the woods around here (Rockton Mountain, Elk County area). I've been in the woods and I've never seen one. I would a) be taking shiatloads of pics, then b) shiatting myself and c) asking if you guys believed a fellow Farker that has no 'shopping skills.

FTFA: -"John Reed's postings on the Facebook page indicate the damage done to the camper was found during Bigfoot hunts on September 11 and September 28." Not at his house where he reported the damage...almost a month later.

A bigfoot group, on a hunt, over two different weekends, encounters the object of their search and THEY DIDN'T HAVE A CAMERA?

I'm not doubting the existence of a species of Primates in the North American woods, But I AM doubting that they are not the intelligent ones in this matter

Zaltec:CosmikUtensil: And since this is 3 miles in the other direction, and this guy is obviously broken, I will just leave this here...please pass it on to the politics thread if necessary...

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bit further away than that, but close enough... Derp's is down past Williamstown and "Tarrrr City", on the other side of I-81... I am waaaay too familiar with this area...

Whoa, really? Yeah I am born and raised around here, been around, and for some dumbass reason made it back...damn man where is the wife from? Do I know her, I am in my mid 30's? And if your you ever are back in the area you poor bastard, it me up for a beer!