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Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild? Q: What do you call your ex-girlfriend with Pms and Esp? " Little Charles Little Charles approached his mother and asked her "Mummy, whats a girlfriend" To which his mum replied "If you're a good boy, you will get one." Charles then asked, "What if I am a bad boy? A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Flowers A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?I and have sex with a robot – I think it's an intriguing idea to most people."It comes after a sex robot conference at a highly-respected British university will probe the future of relationships between advanced and human-looking android sex toys.

Q: What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?

Q: What is the difference between a Girlfriend and a washing machine? Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend with PMS and a Pit Bull? If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Fri(end) everything has an end except fam(ily) It's bro's before hoes, not bro's over your girlfriend. Girlfriend: Oh well just because you have a dick doesn't mean you can be one. " Girlfriend: "No." Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking." Girlfriend: Ily. Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me.. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home.

A: So they'd have at least one way to shut their girlfriends up. A: The thief was spending less then his girlfriend. Boyfriend: "Life's a bitch, just like you." Girlfriend: "Actually life is short, just like your dick." Boyfriend: Just because you have your period doesn't mean you can be a bitch. As they were kissing passionately, Chris slid his hand up Michelle's skirt.

One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I've had, I've named after soda pops.