Friday, April 14, 2006

Top Entries10. Ahkmed and Muhammed perform the time-honored Arabic, "Up Yours, U.S." dance.This is also known as the, "Please kill us now, because we're dangerous psychopaths" dance.Six of one, half dozen of the other.... - Jimmyb9. Habib: Thanks for taking me to the carnival.Akbar: Hey, lets share this cotton candy shaped like a dove. It's a perfect symbol of our love to each other.Habib: Mmmmm. - Sssteve8. Islamic Guinness commercial. "Brilliant!" - Wyatt Earp7. Habib & Akbar together: Wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE! - fmragtops6. From the Allah Akbar theatre in beautiful downtown Tehran comes the musical sensation that's sweeping the Middle East!BOMB ME BABY! ONE MORE TIME!Featuring this blockbuster hit:(To the tune of Age of Aquarius from "Hair")This is the dawning of the Age of Uranium!Age of Uranium!Uuuu-ray-nee-yum!Book your tickets now because next week the entire cast is getting beheaded! - Vox Poplar5. Akmed: "What kind of bird did you use as the nuclear device delivery system?"Abdul: "Just as the secret US documents indicated, a homing pigeon."Akmed: "Oh oh!" - Rodney Dill4. Iran is busy getting THE BOMB but the "dove" delivery system is so Third World. - Maggie3. It's all fun and games until the doves start pooping Pu238 - lawhawk2. The Iranian Star Wars convention gets off to a rocky start when Ackbar and Omar accidentally replace their lightsabers with enriched uranium. - Mac1.-Cowboy Blob