Say you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is NoNursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and fourBullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.

This means, of course, that you’ll be sent to prison where you’llReceive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & airconditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you Need.