Email keep cool — Coach Z is disappointed to hear that one of the pool rules is "no butt-patting".

Email trading cards — Coach Z's butt patting record for 1984 is 23. (Homestar was the recipient of all but one of those butt pats, the one in question going to Coach Z himself.) Also, a quote on the back of Coach Z's trading card reads, "Ol' Butt Patterson once made a castle out of toilet paper!"

Homestar Ruiner — Coach Z's office is referred to as "the Temple of Butt-Pattery".