Salsa débil sobre nada!

I woke up this morning and I was hungry as hell. I have a screwed up tooth so everything that I eat has to be done gingerly. As a consequence I haven’t eaten to much this week. So this morning I decided that I would have me a McDonald’s Big Breakfast. So far so good.

I decided that I would make my way to the biscuit. Now the biscuit is a delicious morsel of tastiness that is not to be missed. But it is even better with some grape jelly. It has been a while since I’ve had a biscuit from McDonald’s so I opened it, got out the knife, ready to spread the jelly, and then opened the jelly packet and squeezed.

The jelly came out like ketchup. NO knife required, I could have put it on the plate and dipped my biscuit in it. What the hell? That isn’t jelly, you should have to spread jelly. IT isn’t a sauce, it is a topping. Are we so lazy that we can’t even spread our jelly on a biscuit? My guess would be yes. After all I’m eating it.