Kid looks like a chimp hypnotized by bananas. No awareness of anything around him for the whole of that video. Whatever he was watching triggered primal action in a 5-7 year old kid. I want to know what it was!

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.

Dang, hustle award for you.

It's amazing what we could use back in the day, it really is. Kids these days have no imaginations.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.

They'll never know the giddy thrill of watching scrambled porn in black&white with the big stripe down the middle.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.

I finangled mom into getting Cinemax when I was 15. Till then it had been a few shows on TV that might show a bunch of cleavage or late night on the local fox Saturday Night. Oh and Mom's Harlequin Romance novels. FYI, the sex starts around page 130 roughly in every book. Some books were better then others.

And I lost my innocence way before the internet, subby. Back in my day we had to make do with whatever we could find. When I was 14, I had to work for my pron. I called 1-800 numbers and had them deliver catalogs with nudie teaser ads to my neighbor's, then stole them out of their mailbox. When my dad found them and threw them away, I once went about six weeks with nothing but a picture of a fully-clothed hot chick that was showing about two inches of cleavage.

Kids today are spoiled. It's kind of sad that they never go through that phase where just seeing a boobie is like touching God.

Classic. And whenever the channel lineup changed, the cable company would ship you a new sticker with all the logos on it!

For you kids on FARK, that dial on the right of that pic was your ticket to scrambled, miscolored, but still strangely effective porn.

/I saw a nipple!

Oh man...I remember hovering over the Spice channel, all quiet and whatnot...one time at like 5 in the morning when it was supposed to flip back over to VH1 or whatever the hell it was during the day, it actually went clear for a whole split second. I saw nipples and butts and all kinds of unmentionables!

I remember having a black box with free playboy channel on it. I thought I was the luckiest kid alive until I realized it switched to hardcore from midnight to 6 AM. Seeing penetration for the first time....buckets were shed. I wish I remembered the actresses name so I could nostalgia. *sigh*