Okay, I feel weird doing this, but my mom was asking, so nothing for it. And I shall display my mercenary greed in full view of the public! I’m not going to claim that I’ve been a good girl this year, since I know I’ve had my ups and downs, but I’d like to think you’re not so much a judgmental construct as a loving gift-machine. Because that’s what Christmas is about, right? We’re in ‘murica, so stuff must be acquired!

Buy my books, love them, and review them! That’s what I want most of all!