Does intelligent life exist beyond our solar system? What does it look like? And more importantly, will we be able to lust after them?

Science may not be able to answer these questions. Thankfully, Hollywood has already provided definite proof: Aliens are attractive-looking blonde women in red dresses.

We're joking, of course. Sometimes they're brunettes. But whether they have blue or green skin, weird bits of metal embedded in their skin, or weird, future-mullets, there's one thing we can agree on: In space, no one can hear you make cartoonish 'hubba hubba' catcalls.