Dear All,
I have been away, working in Liverpool, for the past couple of days.

I am not as flouncy as I appear. The reason I said my position was untenable was that every sub I wrote in this chat room seemed to attract almost nothing but negative tags (and no doubt this will become a self-fulfilling prophecy with this sub). This struck me as cowardice and an impossible thing to respond to ('the dog returns to his vomit', 'You're history', etc). I can only repeat that I had no intention of being a troll or to annoy anyone. If you care to read it all another way, that's obviously up to you. Oh, and I have never been on here under another name. Again, if you care to add more tags on that one, fair enough. Bless us all. Plucky.

Work? Liverpool? No wonder they had to import you to undertake this unpleasant activity abhored by the locals.

Please don't give up. As I said earlier Evil Ed does not concern himself with such trifling matters as scores (a bit like Fabio really) and judges artistic merit independently of such undignified materialistic assessments (unless you slip him a tenner).

Subs go in the room for writers, plucky.
This is chat, smalltalk, a place to chill and have fun.
Use and treat it as such, remember it's not twitface or whatever, and just enjoy.
Folks have made room for a proper rugby guy like me, so there's room for all.