Tuesday, May 25, 2010

And for this Lunch Lady, School's out forever. Ahhh, Summer. My favorite time of year. I do believe it's about time to throw on that Budweiser bikini, grab a 40 oz beer koozie, and pour a bottle of vodka into a watermelon and then turn it into a bong.

(Killing two birds with one stoned, wait...huh?)

It's time to get wild in the woods kids. I think the whole IC crew is due for a sweet vacation, although it would probably end up looking something like this:

Anyways, if you're stuck in traffic coming home from your lame-ass job, staring at the asshole in front of you with his trucker balls dangling, your radiator overheating, your crotch is all sweaty, and your just fuckin over it, stick in this sweet jam mix (dedicated to country hikes, getting high, jumping in a river, sitting in a tree, and making epic fires) and imagine you are here:

(Raging River of Fear-Big Sur, 2010)

If you're a regular around these parts, most likely you have at least half of these (as they are all part of my RFL list-REQUIRED FUCKING LISTENING), but in case you don't here are the links/posts to most of the albums for download. If there's a particular one that doesn't have a link and you want it, I'll upload it for you. Major bro move right there. Yep. Now in no particular order:

1. Weed-Sweet Morning Light (Ken Hensley goes to Germany and cheats on Uriah Heep)2.Budgie-Whiskey River3.Blues Creation-Mississippi Mountain Blues (love these Japanese trippers)4.Flower Travelin' Band-Unaware (these ones too)5.Black Mountain-Druganaut6.Possessed-Climb the Wooden Hills (everything on this post is REQUIRED)7.The Young Flowers-Overture (what is it with Swedes and being so rad?)8.Cain-Born On A Wind (To a Limey)9.Blues Creation-One Summer Day10.Captain Beyond-Raging River of Fear11.Atomic Rooster-Head in the Sky12.Orang-Utan- Country Hike13.Leaf Hound- Growers of Mushrooms14.Sir Lord Baltimore-Lady of Fire (Excuse me, Sir; is this song about me??nah-narcissist.)15.Alice Cooper- Teenage Lament16.Iron Butterfly-Termination17.Asterix-If I Could Fly18.Art-Think I'm Going Weird (pre-Spooky Tooth project, pretty rad)19.Arthur Brown-Fire (REQUIRED)20.Socrates Drank the Conium-Naked Trees21.Thin Lizzy-Old Moon Madness

Now, if you'll pardon me; it's about time to make invisible citrus in front of the fire, rip off clothes, carve a pentagram into my chest and go running like a wild animal into the forest under a full moon. Trust me on this one: it's good times.