Look! It's the red band trailer for Piranha 3DD, which is funny because it's like 3D but also like ladies' bewbz. GET IT? Because apparently watching nude idiot-ladies bleed to death after getting chomped by carnivorous (magic?) fish is a premise hilarious and boner-inducing enough to justify four feature films (Piranha, Piranha II: The Spawning, Piranha 3D, and now this guy). To be fair, though, I am being unfair. Piranha 3DD is a "horror comedy," and from the trailer seems to temper its lady-chomping exploitation with enough goofy self-awareness to make it at least ALLOWABLE. Sample dialogue: "Tell me you did not replace our old life guards with strippers." "Water certified strippers!" I laughed. I did.

The film has a weirdly medium-high-profile cast, including Gary Busey, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer, David Koechner (a.k.a. big Paul Scheer), bewbz, a girl I totally recognize from Law and Order: SVU, David Hasselhoff (as "THE MOST FAMOUS LIFE GUARD OF ALL TIME"), a strange creature that is EITHER Christopher Lloyd OR googly eyes stuck on a ham, and BEWBZ. Oh, and also it looks like there's a part where Cerie from 30 Rock gets a piranha stuck up her vagina that goes dentata all over her boyfriend's johnson. Woooooo! Equality! It's not just ladies' genitals getting eaten by fish anymore! GIRL POWER AND STUFF.