> Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones.Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the resultsof a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones inbeer.> > Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. Thetheory is that beer contains female hormones (hops containPhytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.> > To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within aone (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the testsubjects, yes, 100% of all these men:> > 1) Argued over nothing.> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.> 3) Gained weight.> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.> 5) Became overly emotional> 6) Couldn't drive.> 7) Failed to think rationally, and> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.> > No further testing was considered necessary!

Don't get all excited girls, it's just a joke

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Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

FWIW: Where I work, if I passed around either joke....actually nearly every joke shared on this forum.....I would be unemployed. It's gotten extremely tight in that regard. Everyone at work has to play "Politician". I understand why, but it does take away much in being real people. I can't wait to retire, this being one reason. 10 years and counting.....I hope I won't have to later add to the count-down.