You know how sometimes you get upset that the people policing your neighborhood are a bunch of fat donut critics who spend most of their time trying to trick you into speeding tickets? Well, it could be worse; you could be a celebrity.

Despite the fact that they were causing a traffic pileup in front of a busy nightclub, and that Parker reacted to being told to move by almost running some dude down, then failed to provide a driver's license (he provided a French license, but everything French is worthless so that doesn't count), the couple feel that the cop acted in an "inappropriate and disorderly manner." The cop, on the other hand, claims that Parker was verbally abusive, and that Longoria called him a "Mexican bike cop" who justed wanted Parker's autograph. Eva vehemently denied this, since she's Mexican too, and god knows that no one has ever uttered a racist slur against someone of the same ethnicity.