Funniest Quotes From “FRIENDS”.

Ranked in order of hilarity. To (or “intending to”) serving the best sarcasm in a serial, try to place and use it in the fitting context.

1.

Monica: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re going to love it!

2.

Ross: You know how you come home at the end of the day and throw your jacket on a chair?Joey: Yeah.Ross: Well, instead of a jacket, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it’s a bunch of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it’s the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.

3.

Chandler: WHOOOPAH!

4.

Joey: Sure I peed on her. And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!

5.

Phoebe: He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!

6.

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don’t let you do it.

7.

Joey: Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.