I do, conceed that crocs or whatever those things are, are possibly THE MOST UGLIEST SHOE EVER DESIGNED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD... I'D RATHER HAVE MY FEET BOUND BY ANCIENT CHINESE MEN AND BROKEN THAN WEAR A PAIR... (oops - caps locked).

I have a short short pair I bum around the house in and very occasionally to the shop to buy milk etc if guaranteed not to be caught by anyone. I also think you need a thin leg to wear them the right way and that they don't suit me as a style piece.

google image search to find out what both of these things are. Ugg boots would look alright if you're dressed like you're just about to go shopping in Siberia, but wearing them with skirts and dresses seems a bit dumb. Crocs are about as classy as a luminous pair of flip flops, though, I can't ever see them looking acceptable on anyone