If Your Friends Were Types of Social Media

The one with the attention span of a goldfish. You try to share a tv show or movie with them and they're looking at their phone every 2 seconds.

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The List App

The one you've always thought was deeper and more intelligent than they let on. A little oversensitive. The iceberg of the group. 90% below the surface.

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Peach

The one no one liked because they tried too hard to please everyone.

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Instagram

The narcissistic one who only judges people based on how they look. Either lives at the gym or a future diabetic.

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Periscope

The one sharing way too much personal information. Keep some things to yourself, pal.

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Tumblr

The one constantly lost in thought. Always in their own head, never in the moment.

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Google Plus

The one that can't take a hint. Comes out of the woodwork and asks you to hang out every once in a while. Undeterred by the growing number of times you've ignored them.

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Vine

The one who's got nothing better to say. Repeats the same jokes to different group members in hopes one of them will find it funny.

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MySpace

The one who was super popular in school, but struggles in the real world because they don't really know who they are. Desperately rebrands themselves every couple years in hopes of recapturing the glory days.

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Facebook

The one you've known all your life. You've grown apart but been through too much to go your separate ways. They remember all the embarrassing shit you used to do and won't hesitate to bring it up. Prob wouldn't be friends if you met today.