Or, you know...just back off of the liquor for about 30 minutes before bed, and a drink a glass or two of water. A good chunk of a hangover is caused by dehydration. The Krebs Cycle: it's not just for freshman biology class.

mjohnson71:What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

They used to buy seal penises from the north Atlantic seal hunt too. Oh and they poach bears. For... you guessed it... penises. Any animal that's expected to have a large and impressive penis, they'll kill it for the penis.

Maybe someday we can use organ-growing technology to grow test-tube penises by the billions, and sell them to China. Then when we've caved in the Large Impressive Animal Penis market, and Chinese no longer want to buy penises, we can just drop them from planes. By the billion. Cover all of farking Beijing in a mountain of one trillion farking penises. Send in CNN to cover the Great Penis Airlift.

When they get fed up with all the penises and ask "why are you still sending us penises, we've grown up about that whole eating penises thing", we can just dump more penises on them. We can change our maps so that "China" is renamed "Land of Penis Eaters".

We could do all this with rhino horns too of course but it wouldn't be as funny.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam:mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

They used to buy seal penises from the north Atlantic seal hunt too. Oh and they poach bears. For... you guessed it... penises. Any animal that's expected to have a large and impressive penis, they'll kill it for the penis.

Maybe someday we can use organ-growing technology to grow test-tube penises by the billions, and sell them to China. Then when we've caved in the Large Impressive Animal Penis market, and Chinese no longer want to buy penises, we can just drop them from planes. By the billion. Cover all of farking Beijing in a mountain of one trillion farking penises. Send in CNN to cover the Great Penis Airlift.

When they get fed up with all the penises and ask "why are you still sending us penises, we've grown up about that whole eating penises thing", we can just dump more penises on them. We can change our maps so that "China" is renamed "Land of Penis Eaters".

We could do all this with rhino horns too of course but it wouldn't be as funny.

Reminds me of that time when a toddler got run over by a truck and people just walked past and ignored her. I swear, that entire subgroup either suffers from some kind of collective autism or the overcrowding and resource depletion has caused some kind of mental illness.

The Googles Do Nothing:If any of you farkers have actually found a hangover "cure" you've never had a real hangover.

Amateurs.

This is total BS. I drank everything they put in front of me the night of my bachelor party. I passed out in the bathtub, covered in my own vomit, and still made our 10am time slot to go white water rafting. A big bottle of gatorade, some motrin, and some toast and I was right as rain.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam:mjohnson71: What are Asians going to do to cure hangovers and get erections when there aren't any more rhinos, tigers and elephants?

They used to buy seal penises from the north Atlantic seal hunt too. Oh and they poach bears. For... you guessed it... penises. Any animal that's expected to have a large and impressive penis, they'll kill it for the penis.

Maybe someday we can use organ-growing technology to grow test-tube penises by the billions, and sell them to China. Then when we've caved in the Large Impressive Animal Penis market, and Chinese no longer want to buy penises, we can just drop them from planes. By the billion. Cover all of farking Beijing in a mountain of one trillion farking penises. Send in CNN to cover the Great Penis Airlift.

When they get fed up with all the penises and ask "why are you still sending us penises, we've grown up about that whole eating penises thing", we can just dump more penises on them. We can change our maps so that "China" is renamed "Land of Penis Eaters".

We could do all this with rhino horns too of course but it wouldn't be as funny.

Hey, that gives me an idea. On behalf of the rhinos, perhaps they could be persuaded that "chitin" is an even more magical cure for impotence, baldness, boredom, organ failure, financial stress, minor nuisances as well as major insanity. As well as death-like hangovers, or death itself!

/scurries off to the Web to research the best ways to bait and trap cockroaches

Going out to get blasted? Get 2 bottles, when you get home, drink half the first bottle. If you're truly smashed, you'll wake up around 3AM because of low blood sugar, drink the other half, and eat a piece of bread. When you wake up from that, drink the other bottle. Hangover gone.

Going out to get blasted? Get 2 bottles, when you get home, drink half the first bottle. If you're truly smashed, you'll wake up around 3AM because of low blood sugar, you ripped a fart that smelled so bad you woke yourself up, drink the other half, and eat a piece of bread. When you wake up from that, drink the other bottle. Hangover gone.

Going out to get blasted? Get 2 bottles, when you get home, drink half the first bottle. If you're truly smashed, you'll wake up around 3AM because of low blood sugar, drink the other half, and eat a piece of bread. When you wake up from that, drink the other bottle. Hangover gone.