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Facebook this week announced that it's experimenting with a tag that
will mark sites such as the Onion, Clickhole and Empire News as satire -
and, hopefully, alert the millions of gullible people who share these
sites as truth each week. The tag is still a "small test,"
Facebook told The Post, and isn't terribly visible on the site. You'll
see it only in Facebook's related-links box, which appears once you've
clicked a shared link, gone off-site and then returned to Facebook. Whenever
that related-links box turns up a story from, say, the Onion, it will
automatically mark that story with a [Satire] tag in the story's
headline. It's unclear exactly how many sites are affected or how many
users are seeing the tag now -Facebook declined to elaborate - but a
test Tuesday morning showed [Satire] tags on articles from not only the
Onion and its little brother, Clickhole, but also Empire News, National
Report, the News Nerd and the Daily Currant.

I cannot tell you how sad I am that the Facebook overlords think they need to do this in order to keep Americans safe from themselves.