Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?

Bring your goat down to the local DMV. If it can pass the test to get a learner's permit then I'll personally give it free driving instruction. Hell, I've taught fundies well enough to get their license, a goat can't be any more stupid.

When I was a kid, Life magazine featured both a horse named Gaylord and a dog named Shooshoo who could drive. They both needed vehicular modifications, of course, but while the dog liked to speed, the horse was a more prudent driver than most people. I don't know their ages or the jurisdictions where they had to get licenses, though.

"Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?"

Because linguistically we make a distinction between ourselves and animals, nimrod.

This "idea" wasn't any funnier when Ray Comfort decided to call up a bunch of airlines and ask if his "relative" could fly with them and then telling them that his "relative" was an orangutan. It was stupid when he did it and it's even more so when people such as yourself try to riff on it.

In my area they will say , have them come in , do the written test ,the vision test, then do the practical driving test. If they can do that , and have the required identiification they would consider it. ;-)

"Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?"

Yes. For example: 'Have you seen the film "Cannonball Run II"? After all, re. you Teabagger Neocunts...:

...ergo, a limousine 'driven' by an orang-utan in a comedy film. Problem?'