Quick, guess how old Albert Belle is, without looking it up. He's 45. This is what happens when you chug coffee like water and are angry all the time.

Belle showed up at Indians camp in Arizona, after getting talked into it by former teammates Kenny Lofton and Carlos Baerga, the first time he's had anything to do with the team since leaving for Chicago in 1996. But bygones are bygones, so what's Albert up to now?

"I'm a stay-at-home Dad," said Belle. "I'm Mr. Mom and I golf a lot. I'll tell you facing David Cone or Roger Clemens was easy compared to being a dad. It seems like all kids get tired and cranky at the same time."