Finding an “avant-garde metal” band that sounds neither like garbage or pretentious bullshit, is difficult. Which is why I’m leaving this reply with a gem I came across again , after forgetting them for four years. All the while hoping the authors would add them to the Weirdo list. Hell, maybe someone already suggested this band in the comment section, but probably forgot while compiling a list of weird ass bands that caught their eyes. IF that’s the case, then maybe I’m one of the few people to bring up the band in this comment section.

Anyway enough with the bullshit, the band’s name is Monastat 7. They’re an “avant-garde” metal band, with a hint of grindcore/cybergrind, based out of Cheyenne, WY. What makes Monastat 7 particularly unique/quirky(aside from the hilarious band name), is their technical musicianship and odd ass vocals. In some songs, the vocals sound like someone’s gargling into a vocoder(I’m pretty sure that’s the case). I also would like to mention their song titles are pretty hilarious. Here’s their song “Lunch Warz,” from the album “Now Available without Prescription” :