Show me Hillary Clinton's emails

Opinion: I don't buy Hillary Clinton's email story

It was a remarkable coincidence. I had been looking for another car when the Hillary Clinton email scandal broke. I thought I had located the perfect vehicle. It was a 2-year-old, low-mileage, slightly used car in great shape. Almost as an afterthought, I asked for the Carfax report. The salesman apologized and told me that the report had been accidentally deleted from the showroom server and could not be restored. But I need not worry because everything that I had been told was accurate and no negative information had been withheld.

I didn't buy that car, and I'm not buying Clinton's email story. If you, however, are still a Clinton believer, have I got a deal for you. I know of a good used car that was only driven by a little old lady for trips to church and the grocery store.