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Monday, January 26, 2015

Seriously?

That whole outfit is a penalty. Whoever came up with this ridiculous disaster should be taken out, stripped naked, tied up, covered in whatever it is that moose (Mooses? Meese?) eat (Purina Moose Chow???) and devoured by the Canadian beasts. I'm embarrassed FOR Miss Canada.

I wonder if she was given a choice? I wonder if they said "Well, Miss C, you can wear this outfit made from real Canadian Geese, or you can don this dress made completely of Moosehead beer bottle labels that we peeled off when we were drinking our asses off coming up with costume ideas for you for the pageant, or WAIT! I'VE GOT IT!!! How comfortable are you with a scoreboard on your head?? Well, technically no, it's NOT a hockey score, but who will know?? And where is it plugged in?

Did she really look at this outfit and say "I'm SURE to win the pageant if I've got the Stanley Cup on my powdered wig head!!"

What. The. Fuck. I got this in an email and when the picture was tiny I assumed it was Ru Paul. The outfit would have made sense if she was wearing it.Tell me, seconds after Miss Canada appeared on stage did a load of fireworks go off, 'it's raining men' kick in and several scantily clad men appear on stage?

Ewe. I have zero interest in watching pageants, but I had no idea they have become so WTF entertaining. I found a funny "news" story on www.vox.com about the Miss Universe pageant. It pointed out some WTF moments and included some interesting (?) pictures, including this one of Miss Canada. :-)