” “Full House

Who needs creative, original TV ideas when you can just rummage through the dustbin and find them there?

That seems to be the strategy these days in Hollywood as networks continue to be inexplicably entranced by the art (or artlessness) of the remake.

Programmers this season have pawned off on us remakes of “Beverly Hills 90210” (decent) and “Knight Rider” (lame). And in recent months we’ve gotten word that several other shows from yesteryear might be revisited in some form or another, including “Melrose Place,” “The Streets of San Francisco,” “Hawaii Five-O,” “The Partridge Family,” and â€” no kidding â€” even “Full House.” (Recent reports have it that the last may be abandoned).

With this in mind, we want to know: What golden oldie would YOU remake — and why? If you’ve got extra time on your hands, try tossing some casting ideas at us as well. Andy Dick as a new Gilligan? Works for us.

Just post your brilliant and demented ideas right here, or send them to cbarney@bayareanewsgroup.com. We’ll round them up and present them in a future story â€” giving you full credit, of course.