My World and the Real World

Srinivas – The good, bad and the horrible

My friend was fortunate enough to call when I was about to sit down to write something. So I asked him to tell me something to write about. He wanted a post about himself. Poor guy! He has no idea what I can write about…

Goal: Praise him, make fun of him, embarrass him, make him regret that he asked me to write about him and make him happy. And of course entertain you all!

Praise

Srinivas is a gifted listener, you want to share something, anything, he’s your man. His patience and genuine interest in your life makes everyone around him comfortable.

Mom still mouth feeds him

Apparently this guy can’t eat his dinner on his own. His mom has to mouth feed him every night. He’s almost 25 years old and he gets fed like a 6-year-old. Oh he also sleeps next to his mom. Although this is very sweet, it’s a strict no-no . Grow up dude and find a girlfriend 🙂

I am a Disco dancer

Well he danced, this scrawny, tall and nerd with glasses actually danced. Although he does it horribly, you can see of lot of energy because he gives it his best shot. He has never tried dancing before, but with my encouragement (hehe..good fun) he gave it a try. Bravo!

Blah Blah Blah

It appears that good listeners are also great babblers. He talks non-stop and about the same topic again and again and once again. Someone told me that “he repeats the same point 100 times”, which is not a fact but you now understand how it is. Unfortunately you are expected to listen to his ramblings, because he did the same for you.

Loves..

Loves to play games. Xbox 360 is his current gift from heaven. He loves the game “God of War”. Kratos is his id when playing multi-player with us. Oh yeah! We have loads of fun gaming together and killing each other virtually. He recently forced me to gift him a second controller for his xbox.

Loves getting his solo pic taken. He fishes out his cooling glasses, which by the way he can’t wear because he has normal glasses, and then tries to have the perfect smile and CLICK! And this pose and the smile never change even after tons of pictures.

He is very shy in front of girls. He believes they see that as a good quality about him. He has changed though, he’s not very shy and manages to embarrass himself with his really silly jokes. But somehow they seem to find them very funny. Maybe they are just being polite.

He doesn’t check out girls or stare at them and that makes us look like morons. Dude! you are spoiling the art of bird watching 😉

He’s recently burst the myth that he is a good bowler.

I once saw him run and play in water with a broken toe nail, yelling – No Pain No Gain, No Pain No Gain. Well he certainly gained a lot of pain for the next few days.

He was kicked out of a beach resort, because he was sleeping on a park bench without permission. The high point of our Vijayawada road trip.

Srinivas - The sleeping beauty

He doesn’t smoke or drink or have any of the good habits that normal youngsters have. Once again that makes us look like morons.

Coming back to being nice to him, he’s actually a good human being, wise for his years. He once gave me the best advice ever. He trusts people, open to try anything – like coming on a road trip when I’m driving.

He’s helped me find a sim card in ivy and that too in that night. See Here.

Here is a video of him dancing (or trying to). He’s in the striped T-Shirt.