*Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car
*You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are
*You legs are tan only to mid-thigh
*Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist
*You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue
*The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my unicyle?
*You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty
*Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport
*You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel"
*You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com
*Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all "powered by Unicycle.com"
*You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles can that money buy?
*You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride
*You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back
*You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill
*Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage
*You signal a turn and hit your wife
*You know the distance of every point of interest within 20miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way
*You use a toothbrush to clean your unicycle
*It is an electric toothbrush
*You use a regular toothbrush, the electric toothbrush is for the unicycle
*You read this expecting it to be funny and then realise that it all applies to you

- You look at your BMX or MTB and realize it only 1 wheel.
- Where everything that is round makes you want to unicycle.
- Your alarm clock resembles a unicycle.
- Your only purpose in life is to unicycle.

__________________I'm 1 weird and unusual GreekCypriot Australian with a pienormous heart.

*Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car
*You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are
*You legs are tan only to mid-thigh
*Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist
*You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue
*The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my unicyle?
*You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty
*Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport
*You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel"
*You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com
*Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all "powered by Unicycle.com"
*You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles can that money buy?
*You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride
*You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back
*You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill
*Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage
*You signal a turn and hit your wife
*You know the distance of every point of interest within 20miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way
*You use a toothbrush to clean your unicycle
*It is an electric toothbrush
*You use a regular toothbrush, the electric toothbrush is for the unicycle
*You read this expecting it to be funny and then realise that it all applies to you

You know you are a unicyclist when
 You give people on bicycles weird looks.
 You own more than 1 unicycle.
 You own 10 or more unicycles.
 You see a clown at a circus, and wonder if he'd want to go on a ride.
 When you're driving through a city, you're scanning for nice trials lines.
 You think man this would be easier to balance on if only it had a single wheel.
 You ride a unicycle while bringing out the garbage.
 When you realize you spend so much time on your unicycle that you cant ride a bike any more.
 You instinctively go into "unicycle mode" while trying to ride your road bike with no hands causing you to crash embarrassingly.
 Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car.
 You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are.
 Your legs are tan only to mid-thigh.
 Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist.
 You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue.
 The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my unicycle?
 You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty.
 Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport.
 You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel"
 You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com
 Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all "powered by Unicycle.com"
 You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles.can that money buy?
 You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride.
 You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back.
 You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill.
 Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage.
 You know the distance of every point of interest within 20 miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way.
 You use a toothbrush to clean your unicycle.
 It is an electric toothbrush.
 You use a regular toothbrush, the electric toothbrush is for the unicycle.
 You read this expecting it to be funny and then realize that it all applies to you.
 When people at work start talking about unicycles too.
 Youre driving home from work and every fence, concrete wall etc. becomes a skinny, and you think to yourself, I can ride that.
 You base the purchase of your 'New House' on the unicycle trials potential.
 The clown jokes come from passer byers.
 Youre recognized locally With your unicycle
 You're recognized locally WITHOUT your unicycle.
 When you can't spend 100$ on a bike but 500$ on a unicycle.
 When you are dreaming about unicycling every night.
 When you can't put any unicycle in the shed in the backyard.
 When you draw tiny unicycles everywhere in your school/job work.
 When strangers ask you if you're castrated.
 Where everything that is round makes you want to unicycle.
 Your alarm clock resembles a unicycle.
 Your only purpose in life is to unicycle.
 When the walls inside your house have tire tracks on them
 When you own so many unicycles that your spouse stops being surprised when you buy another one.
 You know you are unicyclist when you see a bike tire and get excited because you thought it was a unicycle.
 You spend months continually customizing one or more unicycles.
 You get agitated after missing a day without unicycling.
 You start a unicycle club.