I despise your children t-shirt

Not everyone likes kids. That would be fine and dandy, if it weren't for new parents. Give a someone a child and suddenly they become parenthood evangelists with their kids as special little miricles sent to enrich the lives of all around.

We say let's see kids for what they are: Annoying, loud, messy, needy little bundles of puke and crap. They're your problem and we don't want to hear about it.