Have you ever wondered what a fashion-forward cave woman would wear on her beach vacation?

Victoria’s Secret has finally given us an answer to that timeless question. Sure, it’s a little skimpy for a monokini, but it’s a well-known fact that cave women don’t care about modern concerns like weird tan lines, proper support, or not popping out of tops.

I, for one, think Victoria’s Secret should be commended. In these trying economic times, it’s important to be frugal and cut cost. Their creativity in recycling leftover scraps of fabric is admirable. Sure, the bathing suit’s a little busy with the leopard print and the flower print, but Victoria’s Secret knows their customer: when you wear the same white dress every single day, you’re going to want to switch things up once in a while.

I’m sure Wilma is disappointed that you can’t buy this from your local Bloomingstones or Mason’s. It would have been perfect for her vacation to the Jerschist Shore.

(Hey, have you entered the 1,500 fan giveaway? Given the number of entrants versus the number of fans, odds are you have not. What are you waiting for? You can win warm feet and well-groomed cuticles!)