SEASON FINALE The Big Bang Theory, 8 p.m., CBS Will Leonard and Penny hook up before the kid from Roseanne leaves for three months? No. What kind of show would they have then?

SEASON FINALE House, 8 p.m., Fox A new patient has split personalities and a split body, which leaves the dear M.D. feeling outnumbered. See what we did there?

SEASON FINALE Medium, 9 p.m., NBC Allison has been dreaming about clues to a serial killer stalking Phoenix, but is under contract not to tell anyone. Isn't it more against the rules to not warn a person that someone is trying to kill them?

TUESDAY

SEASON FINALE The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC Three hours? Isn't the idea of this show to trim away all that unsightly fat?

SEASON FINALE Fringe, 9 p.m., Fox Since the episode is titled "There's More Than One of Everything," it's obvious the writers are celebrating the fact that it likely will mean more seasons of this show.

SERIES PREMIERE The Real Housewives of New Jersey, 11 p.m., Bravo Orange County, New York and Atlanta just aren't enough, so let's throw in New Jersey, too. Although, if you've ever lived there, you have to question the wisdom behind this one.

WEDNESDAY

SEASON FINALE America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW Now we know why next season is devoted to girls shorter than 5 foot 7; all the good-looking tall girls are pretty much gone.