4th Of July Fireworks

UNC Parking

A UNC* student was in court charged withparking in a restricted area. The judge askedhim if he had anything to say in his defense."They shouldn't put up such misleading notices,"said the guy. "The sign said 'FINE FOR PARKINGHERE'."

Thursday

She was a UNC grad &. . .

.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.. she tripped over a cordless phone.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK".. & "DONT WALK".. they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade .. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, .. she moved.

New Cell Phone

Party Quiz

PartyQuiz

1. What do golfers enjoy in their salads?2. What do anatomy specialists have for dinner?3. What vegetables do goldsmiths eat?4. What icy treat do gamblers love more than anything?5. What dish do you serve when you need a favor?6. What did the quality-control expert refuse to eat?7. What was the cheerleader's favourite beverage?8. What was the loner's favorite fish?9. What did the Scandinavian cannibal eat for dinner?10. What is Lassie's favorite vegetable?11. What do ministers eat for dessert?12. What does the Psychiatrist like to snack on after dinner?13. What is a photographer's favorite canape?14. What do plumbers eat as a first course?15. What is an amateur radio operator's favorite snack?16. What does an educator eat for lunch?17. What breakfast cereal does a magician eat for breakfast?18. What cereal do British gents eat for breakfast?19. What does a cosmetics manufacturer eat for breakfast?20. What is a surveyor's favourite cut of meat?

Wednesday

How to tell if you're really a liberal...

1) Can't say anything nice about the USA.2) Don't mind if someone burns the symbol of the U.S.A.

3) Think terrorist are honorable but our military is not.

4) Think it's OK to read sexually explicit material in public schools.5) Think it's not OK to read the Bible in public schools.

6) Believe in freedom of speech when someone is using profanity in public.7) Don't believe in freedom of speech when someone is praying in public.8) Think it's horrible to belittle any non-Christian deity in public or the media.9) Think it's wonderful to belittle the God of the Bible in public or the media.

10) Think it's a travesty to kill whales or baby seals.11) Think it's honorable to take the life of pre-born babies, handicapped or elderly.12) Don't believe that Jesus is God as the Bible teaches and most of our Founding Fathers believed.

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* * * * For God loves YOU so very much that He gave His only Son so that if
YOU believe in Him you will not perish but will live with Him
forever!!!

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Four Important Things To KNOW:
#1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus,
Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned
& fall short of the glory of God.
#2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal
separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at
no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).
#3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world
(Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians,
Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up
His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in,
relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).
#4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE.
No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic,
Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives)
to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).
*** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20)
{Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good
things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}
*** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that
leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow
the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it.

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P U R P O S E
But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.