For those of you who care, a pretty little girl named Mackenzie Foy makes her debut in the Twilight canon as Renesmee Cullen, daughter of vampire-ized Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in the new Entertainment Weekly, which features all manner of awkward stills for your consumption. Don't you wish you could e-tro (electronically introduce :DDD) Foy to child-star-made-good role models Emma Watson, Jodie Foster and Drew Barrymore and call it a day? [The Mary Sue]

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Jersey Shore's Ed Hardy-shirted human steroid Ronnie has had charges brought against him by a dude he punched out at the club last week.[TMZ]

Will & Grace's Eric McCormack and Debra Messing will reunite for a LGBT fundraiser with the band .fun. [Broadway World]

Beebs was so disillusioned by Mariah Yeater's paternity suit that he almost stopped chillin' by the fire while eatin' fondue, forever. [Digital Spy]

Those pictures of Kim Kardashian dressed as mama Kris Jenner in L'Uomo Vogue that you didn't ask for are here! [The Berry]

After collapsing yesterday, LiLo's damage control tweet reads: "Note to self.. After working 85hours in 4days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion (sic). 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door. Hopefully theyre cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down." [Twitter]