One day Milly came home and said, "We'll be moving to Australia. I have one-year assignment. I made an arrangement, you will be going with me., they need people with your background. Don't argue with me, I outrank you." "No objections, " said Dave and smiled. He loved the idea. The computers in Australia Satellite Communications Org were even faster than the ones in LA, which gave Dave excellent opportunity to expand the client base.

The couple decided that their kids will be living with Melody. "I'll send the children to a regular school," Melody told Dave during one-on-one conversation. "Do whatever you want," said Dave.

The Australian Network Administrator was a second-generation Scientologist whose name was Stetson or Stet. Stet was a smart cookie, he was a self-taught computer gury who spent his meager salary on computer books. He also mostly kept to himself.

Dave didn't have to wait for too long to make a good impression on Stet. Except for Dave, Stet and Skip, all other Satellite Communication employees were WOGs. Skip was a lowly technician and a jerk; when he learned that Dave was a Scientologist, he said, "The church needs money to build Ideal Orgs. What kind of Scientologist are you? You have an exuberant salary!" Dave said, "I am a deeply flawed Scientologist, I love money too much. But this is not my fault, my implants are programmed in such way that I cannot stop myself from becoming rich" When I go OT, I'll be working for nothing." Stet was giggling during Dave speech.

Dave didn't like Sea Org food. But he joined Stet at the table at a late lunch; they were alone at the table." These OT folk think they're smarter than the rest of the world. But they are no smarter than us," said Stet. "We are more fortunate than them. You saw my wife, she's fat as a cow. When we got married, she was 60 lbs lighter and good- looking. Now she doesn't want to have sex with me. All this stuff start happening to her when she got to OT V. She's OT VIII now, and she is not OK mentally, " said Dave.

"I had a friend here. He got to OT VI and then left SO. He lives with his Mom now, she's no longer a Scientologist. I still exchange e-mail with him. He got so thick that his Mom took him to a shrink. That was 2 years ago; he's much better now, he works as a Accountant for a large company," said Stet. "Now you and I know what we shouldn't do -- we shouldn't go OT," said Dave. They both laugh.

"I heard you're rich. Do you mind telling me how much do you make? " said Stet. "Not at all. I make 95,000 USD a year. The salary is good, but it won't make you rich. I am a very successful poker gambler," said Dave. "I like Texas Hold'em. Sometimes I play it with my aunt and her friends. She's not a Scientologist, so she doesn't nag me for being out of ethics," said Stet. "My namesake, Miscavige, also likes casinos, so don't be too hard on yourself, " said Dave. "We play for little money I am not a good player, so usually I lose a dollar or two, " said Stet. "I could teach you couple of tricks. When you're off?" said Dave. "My workday ends at 10:00 PM," said Stet. "I work until 6:00 PM, after that I do whatever I want. We could play poker every day in my apartment until 11:30 PM. My wife comes home at midnight. We'll do it for a couple of weeks, and after that I'll take you to a casino," said Dave. "I would love tat," said Stet.

Two weeks later Stet and Dave went to a casino. It was a Saturday afternoon, the casino was full. Stet played at a low bets table for about 3 hours, Dave was taking notes. Stet won about 100 dollars and was quite happy. "I am going to a bid bets table, watch and learn, " said Dave. He made about 3,000 dollars in less than an hour and got out of the table. "What happened? Did you get tired?" said Stet. "No, but I got distracted. That pretty brunette was looking at me all the time. I'm gonna talk to her," said Dave.

Dave approached the woman, briefly talked to her and returned. "Did she reject you?" said Stet. "Not at all, she offered herself to me, " said Dave. "You have quite an effect on women!" said Stet. Dave burst into laughter and said, " You don't know much about the WOG world, do you?" She's a prostitute." "Are going to play poker now?" said Stet. "No. Once you get distract, you don't return to a table. I want to make you a present. We'll go to a bookstore. You'll choose 5 computer books, and I'll buy them for you. Don't let the price deter you," said Dave.

Dave bought 5 books for Stet, and drove him back to the Sea Org dormitory. They got out of the car, and Stet said, "How long does it take to learn to play like you?" "Couple of years at least," said Dave. "2 years," said Stet. He looked disappointed. "Don't look so sad. There other ways of making good money. We'll talk about it tomorrow, if you want, " said Dave. "Of course I want it, " said Stet. "My wife will be working tomorrow. I'll take you to a French restaurant, and we'll have a nice discussion," said Dave.

After scrumptious dinner at a French restaurant Dave told Stet how he makes money." I offer you 300 USD an hour", he said. "If I agree, what would I have to do?" said Stet. "You will give me an access to the Root directory, I'll do the rest. I'll install the software. I'll open offshore accounts for you, so you won't have to pay taxes. I'll find the clients, don't worry about that," said Dave. "What about the sec checks?" said Stet. "No problem. I'll show you how to fool the e-meter, " said Dave.

Money was streaming to Stet' accounts; he was spending 1/3 of his income on jewelry and hookers. "You could buy yourself nice clothing," said Dave once. "Where would I wear it? I have to wear the fucking SO uniform all the time," said Stet. "You could date normal girls", said Dave. "I'm too shy, I don't know how to approach WOG girls. I do not like public Scientologists, they talk about LRH and saving the world, and nothing else," said Stet.

Dave and Stet became close friends. One day Stet said, "I wish I could get a BS in Computer Science online". "What stops you?" said Dave. "I just do not have time, " said Stet. "We finish work at our Org at 6:00 PM. What do you do after that?" said Dave. "I work as a programmer at Computer Org," said Stet. "You have enough money. You could hire somebody to do your work for a meager weekly SO salary." said Dave. "I'm not sure about that," said Stet. "Don't worry. I'll talk to their programmers. What is the best programmer's name?" said Dave. "His name is John," said Stet.

John accepted the offer with gratitude. Now Stet had enough time to pursue his degree at a very good collage. There was a problem initially -- Stet was required to take Calculus I and II courses; like all second-generation Scientologists he was mathematically challenged. But with Dave's help he learned basic math skills, and even more.

18 months passed by. Milly was anticipating their return to Los Angeles, but Dave was not happy about it, he knew that Milly would send their kids back to Delphi. Dave used to have Skype sessions with Melody every month, she told him how bad the Delphi-style education was.

Dave made an appointment with the CMO Captain.

"Why are you here?" said the Captain. "I have very important work here. I don't think my work in LA is equally important," said Dave. "I know, you did excellent job here, I want you to stay. It is not for me to decide who stays and who goes. But Mr. Miscavive usually follows my recommendation. I will tell him that you're needed here," said the Captain. "What about my wife? Is it possible for her to stay here too?, said Dave. "I heard she did a decent job here. I'll discuss her status with the RTC Captain, " said the Captain.

2 weeks after after the meeting Dave and Milly were notified that they will stay in Australia indefinitely. Dave felt great, he was smiling all the time at a family dinner. "Wipe that grin off your face. I'm sure you're happy to stay here because you're screwing the blonde singer or someone like her, " said Milly. "Honey, I'm hurt, " said Dave. "Don't give me that! I'm sure you found a way to bypass the e-meter," said Milly. "How would you know if that is even possible?" said Dave. At that point Milly abruptly changed the conversation, she got up and said, " I don't have time for a chit chat, I have to go back to work. You clean the table and wash the dishes."

Milly looked different those days. She lost a lot of weight, her weight went down from 200 pounds to just 115 pounds. She was edgy and seemed hyperactive. Still, she refused to have sex with Dave.

Dave had a Skype session with Britt next day. "She found a way to beat the e-meter or someone taught her that. She looks great on the photo. I'm sure she's having an affair. " said Britt. "I thought that, too. I'm dying to know who he is, but I don't know how to find it out, " said Dave. "You're a rich man, hire a PI, " said Britt.

Dave did hire a PI. Soon the PI produced a photo of Milly kissing a man at the shopping mall parking lot. Dave new the man, he was a private contractor whose company was building an Ideal Org. Dave didn't feel jealous, he was mildly surprised, but nothing more.

Two more years passed by. Stet got his BS in Computer Science, and now he wanted to live in real world. He looked very worried when he told Dave about his desire to leave Sea Org. "Don't worry about the money, you'll be getting it as usual, I promise," said Dave. Stet smiled and said, " I know I can trust you. But the money is not something I care about. I don't know how to get out." "What do you mean you don't know? Use the regular routing procedure, you won't be declared an SP," said Dave. "My parents and my sisters won't like it, they might even refuse to have contacts with me.. They are hard-core Scientologists, but I love them, " said Stet.

" There is another honorable way out. Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if you tell Ethics Officer that you have cancer?" said Dave. "He would ask for a medical note from a doctor, then he would throw me out," said Stet. "Well then, make yourself sick. I mean not literally but on paper," said Dave. "Is that possible?" said Stet. "Its a WOG world, baby, anything is possible there. I could find you a crooked doctor who would give you a fake diagnosis for a reasonable sum of money," said Dave. "Do you know such doctor?" said Stet. "No, but I know someone who does. "As a birthday gift, I'll find a dishonest doctor for you, you won't have to pay me for the search," said Dave.

Dave hired a PI who found a crooked doctor for Stet. For 3500 Australian dollars Stet was diagnosed with lung cancer, and discharged from Sea Org.
"Don't worry about me, I will be getting experimental treatment for free," Dave told his Mom.

One month later Stet met his parents at the Sea Org mess hall and said, "The treatment worked, my cancer is in remission." "You can return to Sea Org now, " said Dad. "Remission doesn't mean complete cure, the cancer could come back," said Stet. "What are you going to do mow?" said Mom. "I'm gonna get a job. The cancer is my fault, I do not have a full control over MEST. I'll learn to control MEST by doing hard programming work at a WOG company," said Stet. "What about your dream of becoming an OT?" said Dad. Stet never had such idiotic dream, but his parents didn't have to know that. He said, "I'll earn enough money to go OT in 10 years." "Good planning," said Dad.

It took Stet 3 weeks to get a job with a large publishing company at the IT department. His programming job was interesting, and he liked it very much.

The next two years rolled by. One day Milly came home from work and said, "Yesterday I had a nice chat with Mr. Miscavige. Guess what, we will be going back to Los Angeles." Seeing Dave's shocked by the news, she said, "I know what that long face is all about -- you won't be screwing that dumb blond singer any more."

As Dave told his family counselor, "I thought, I fucked a lot of women, but she was not one of them, I don't even know whom you are talking about!"

He didn't reply. But Milly was in fighting mood, so they had the following conversation:

Milly. Do you want to know why I refused to have sex with you back in LA? I knew you were cheating on me, but I didn't have a proof.
Dave. you can't prove it now either.

Milly. I know you figured out how to beat the damn e-meter. You took it apart, so you knew everything about it.

Dave. The e-meter is incapable of making errors, LRH wrote that.

Milly. Bullshit! I know how to fool it; I learned it by chance, of course. Few years ago I was having my morning cup of coffee at a nearby café. Two public Scientologists were sitting at the next table, they were discussing the ways of cheating the crap out of the e-meter.

Dave. You should have reported them.

Milly. That would do no good. They were British tourists, I have never seen them before.

Dave got up and said, "I suggest you keep your mouth shut, I have this." He went to his bedroom, opened the drawer, got the photo of Milly kissing a man outside, and dangled it in front of Milly. Her jaw dropped. After Milly regained her composure, she said, "Our daughters will be joining Sea Org as soon as we return to the US."

Milly was stubborn, Dave knew that even if she goes to RPF she would send their daughters to Sea Org. Dave decided to stay with Milly so he would be able to protect Loretta and Laura from sex predators.

Sea Org is a dangerous place for women., Dave had a first-hand experience with this issue. For 3 months he was wearing an additional Ethics Officer hat while his Captain was looking for a permanent replacement of their failed Ethics Officer who was sent to RPF for selling stolen e-meter.

Dave was sharing office with another Ethics Officer. Dave's colleague didn't like him because Lamar was suspecting that Dave had an affair with his married= daughter who was a public Scientologist. That was true, but Lamar couldn't prove that.

One day Dave found a KR in his mailbox. A young female Sea Org member wrote that she was raped by the LRH Communicator. Dave didn't know the victim and the prep; apparently the KR was intended for Lamar.

That didn't look right, Dave decided to take an action -- he wanted to complain to the Child Protection Agency. But before filling a complaint Dave took precautions -- he obtained a fake ID with Lamar's name on it.

The investigation started immidiatelly, it was based on the KR. The prep was arrested and the victim was taken out of SO. But before the trial started the church representative told the journalists that the prep was discharged from SO before the rape took place, although he had an access to the facility as a volunteer working of CoS computer system; as a volunteer, he was receiving a small salary o cover his work expenses.

All Ethics Officers were ordered to gather at the VP's office. The VP was furious, he yelled, " One of our own betrayed us!" "Are we all going to have sec checks?" said Dave. "No, we already know who the traitor is, " said the VP. "Did he already fail the sec check?" said an attractive LRH Communicator, whom Dave screw more than once when she was a Public Scientologist.

"No. We have more effective means to weed out the traitors, we have eyes everywhere. Our OSA professionals found out the name of the person who ratted us out to the Child Protection Agency," said the VP. "Who is he?" said Dave. "The scum who occupied your office did that," said the VP.

"Where is he now?" said the Communicator. "We sent him to the USA, he is at the ranch now." said the VP. "What kind of ranch is that?" said the Balding Ethics Officer. "The one with the RPF's RPF in it, " said the VP.

Two weeks before his return to the USA Dave flew to Perth to attend his friend's baby shower. The celebration ended with a night of heavy drinking, Dave was in no condition to go to the airport, he crashed on a sofa at his friend's cousin's apartment.

Dave woke up on Sunday afternoon with a huge headache. There was a note on the coffee table saying, " Your lunch is on the kitchen table, I'll be back at 6." Dave ate the lunch and went to the bathroom. Right above the toilet there was a photo of LRH with a potty on his head, feces were streaming down LRH's face. When Paula returned Dave asked her about the photo. "I'm a former Scientologist, now I know that LRH wrote nothing but the crap<" said Paula. "What makes you think so?" said Dave. "Just read the Wikipedia articles about him, you'll find out who he really was", said Paula.

Sea Org staff are told that they should not read anti-LRH Internet data, this warning is delivered after roll calls. Majority of Dave's Org coworkers s in both Australia and the USA were WOGs, so there were no roll calls. As a Scientologist, Dave had to sign the log three times a day to let his bosses know that he didn't blow. As the result of this policy Dave didn't know that there are anti-Scientology websites.

Dave also read census data back in Los Angeles, according to it only about 10,000 of the respondents listed Scientology as their religion; he concluded that the general public knows nothing about LRH's religion.

Before Dave and Milly departed fro Australia Dave educated himself about LRH, Xenu, Dianetics and other LRH nonsense. He had mixed feelings about the church -- no one likes being lied to but. on the other hand CoS gave him a rare opportunity to earn tons of money albeit by illegal means. Dave decided to stay in Sea Org until his youngest daughter's 18-th birthday.

Dave returned to the USA 3 weeks before Milly did. He got warm welcome from Loretta and Laura, but Milton was reserved, it seemed he had mixed feelings about his Dad, After the lavish dinner at melody's mansion Dave tapped Milton on the shoulder and said, " Let's have a chat at the backyard. There is something I want to tell you." They stepped out of the building.

"I do not want to alarm your sisters, but I think your Mom will send them to Sea Org. You can refuse, of course, you're 18," said Dave. "I do not want to step into the Scientology shit," said Milton. "What are you planning to do?" said Dave. ""I have a car mechanic job, and I like it," said Milton. "What are your long-term plans?" said Dave. "I want to save money and start my own business. I know it would take al least 10 years, but I have to be patient," said Milton.

"Melody told me you're an excellent car mechanic. How much money do you need to start a business?" said Dave. "At least 700,000" said Milton. "I'll give you 1,000,000 on Monday. No strings attached, This is my gift," said Dave,

Milton's jaw dropped, he said, Why would you do this?" "Because I am filthy rich," said Dave. "Did Scientology make you rich?" said Milton. "I am a professional gambler, you know that," said Dave.

On Monday Dave transferred 1,000,000 to Milton's bank account as he promised. After they walked out of the bank Dave said, "Do not tell your Mom about this. Milly and I have a very bad relationship, our marriage is in the gutter. I will divorce her after Laura's 18-th birthday. Say nothing to the girls either. I will talk to them myself," said Dave. "All right," said Milton.

Dave didn't have a chance to talk with the girls, he was very busy getting ready for Miscavige's visit to his workplace.

"The Chairman will be inspecting us. We have to be ready for his visit," said the Captain when Dave entered his office. "Does it mean scrubbing?" said Dave. "Yes, but this is not your job. You will be preparing the documentation. In other words, you will be doing technical writer's work. DM wants everything to be in order, but our documentation is really bad," said the Captain. "Why me?" said Dave. "Who else? All others are WOGs, I cannot force them to work on weekends." said the Captain.

For the next 3 weeks Dave was working like all other Scientologists were, he didn't have time to talk with his daughters. One month passed by. Milly was in Clearwater, so she didn't have time to tell the kids that soon they will be joining Sea Org.

DM was in a good mood, he was exchanging jokes with the man and the woman who were accompanying him. Suddenly he frowned and pointed at the sign hanging on the wall, there were instructions underneath it. The sign was saying, "Free Shelby Rules." "What the hell does it means?" said DM. "This is technical jargon, it sets the rules for ending a transmission," said the Captain. DM smiled and said, "I thought this is a reference to my wife Shelly. She is at a secret location now, you know."

DM didn't ask for the documentation. Dave felt like he did his job for nothing. On the other hand he was glad that there will be no DM's wrath for poorly done job.

DM was sitting in the Captain's office. The door was ajar, Dave could hear everything. DM was bragging about winning $3,000 at a local casino where he played roulette 4 hours before the inspection. "A quick trip to a casino could make you rich," said DM.

"I heard you're writing a book on CoS history, " said the Captain. "No, no. This is just a silly rumor. It was LRH's job to write the books, our job is to read them," said DM. Everybody laugh. After that DM was bragging about his new sports car for the next 20 minutes. That was all. "Let's go to the parking lot, I'll show you my new car," said DM. "I would be more than happy to see it," said the Captain.

When Milly announced that all her three kids will be joining Sea Org Milton got up and said, "Fuck this shit. I am late for work." After Milton left Loretta begun pleading her case. She said that she was accepted at MIT and wanted to go there, but Milly was implacable, she said, "I am the head of this household, I make all decisions here." Loretta looked at Dave seeking his help, but he said, "Your Mom outranks me, you know what that means."

At that moment Dave's cellphone rung, he said, "This is job related, I have to take this call.'
Dave stepped out of the room. The door was ajar, Milly raised her hand and said said, "Silence." Loretta could hear the conversation and she was stunned, it appeared that her Dad was flirting with a woman. "Don't put too much makeup on, you look great, you're natural. I'll pick you up at 8," said Dave.

Milly was visibly upset, she looked at Loretta and said, You will be going to CMO, you have one week to put your things in order." After that she looked at Laura and said," I have not decided yet which Org you will be joining, Expect an email with the instructions from me. Your Dad is a bum, he could spend hours talking on the phone about nonessential stuff, but I am not, I have to go back to work." After that Milly hurried to her car and drove away.

When Dave heard about Milly's decision he said, "CMO is the worst Org, they will work you to death. But there is a way out. Actually there are 3 way out but only one is acceptable for you. You could say that you had undergone psychiatric treatment, but your Mom knows this is not true. You could say that you administered LSD, but that might put your aut in legal danger because she was your legal guardian at the time of your parents' absence."

"I do not want cause troubles to aunt Melody. What's the other option?" said Loretta. "You could say that you had a sexual encounter with a woman. That won't save you from Sea Org in general but it will prevent you from joining CMO," said Dave.

"Your Dad knows the Scientology shit well, his idea will help you escape the CMO trap. But fooling the e-meter is not enough, the scumbacks will be asking you to write the juicy details. How much do you know about the lesbian sex?" said Linda. "Not much," said Loretta. "Me neither. But you would have to educate yourself, " said Linda. "How?" said Loretta. "By watching a porn movie, of course," said Linda

So Loretta got a porn movie, suppressed her disgust and watched it. She didn't have anything against the gays, but she could barely watch a lesbian encounter.

The first sec check took place one week after Loretta joined CMO. "I had sex with a woman when I was 15," said Loretta. "Your needle is floating, but I need more details," said the male auditor and smiled lugubriously. Linda opened her bag and gave him the notebook. She said, "I wrote everything down." "Nice work, " said the auditor and begun reading the text.

Two hours later Loretta was notified that she will be joining another Org. It was a lower Org in charge of CoS financial transactions.

"This is a very good news. I know the Org's Captain," said Dave when Loretta met him in the mess hall. "You think you can help me?" said Loretta. "In a small way, yes. Stay tuned," said Dave.

Loretta's Captain was Dave's former boss. Shortly after Dave left his Orf for Australia Alex was shipped to RPF by mistake. He stayed there for couple of weeks until the mistake was corrected. Nevertheless, he was demoted and sent to a lower Org where he worked as an Ethics Officer for 3 years. Finally he was promoted to the Captain position.

Dave knew that Alex loves money. As a head of the Satellite Communications Org he was the selling satellite broadband to a wifi provider. Like Dave he knew how to fool the e-meter so he was never caught, his RPF debacle had nothing to do with his enrichment scheme.

"Hello Alex," said Dave when the entered the Captain's office. "If you came to gloat, go fuck yourself!" said Alex. "I wasn't here when they fucked you up. I don't know what happened and I don't care. I came here to talk about my daughter," said Dave. "Your daughter?" said Alex, he seemed surprised. "Yes, Loretta joined your hell hole week ago, " said Dave. "How can I help you?" said Alex. This was not a sarcastic remark, Alex knew that Dave made tons of money as a professional gambler, he anticipated some kind of a business deal. "Put Loretta on full-time study. No Bridge courses. Let her take all Management Series courses," said Dave. "What's in it for me?" said Alex. "$5,000," said Dave. "I want $ 8,000," said Alex. "It's a deal," said Dave.

Loretta finished all courses in 3 months. After that Dave wrote a resume for her and took it to WISE. "Very impressive, your daughter took all courses that we need, we would love to have her at our Org. however, there might be a problem with her transfer, you know the rule," said the Captain. "Her Captain is an old friend of mine, I do not anticipate complications, just send them a transfer request," said Dave. "We'll do, " said the Captain.

The money is a master key. Dave gladly paid $20,000 for the transfer, Alex happily accepted the money.

"How did you do it, Dad?" said Loretta when she met Dave at the mess hall. "I have friends in high places," said Dave. "Still. I do not see the advantage of working for WISE, " said Loretta. "All in due time, " said Dave.

The Sea Org food intake schedule is inflexible which is very inconvenient for the WISE personnel who have to visit their business clients on regular basics. As the result Sea Org staff are asked to leave Sea Org and become staff members. This is what Dave wanted for Loretta, which would have made her life easier.

The head of WISE asked Loretta if she has a driver license, and she said ,"Yes." "Do you have a car?" said the boss. "No, but my rich aunt could buy it for me, " said Loretta. "When you get a car I will transfer you to the staff," said the boss.

Being a staff member gives you a little more freedom than the SO folk have. Loretta returned to Melody's house which made both her and her aunt happy. Loretta didn't have to eat the tasteless SO food anymore and could spent some time with her friends.

When Milly learned about Loretta's transfer she got furious. She suspected that Dave something to do with it but had no proof. "We are going to see Mr. Miscavige, I will ask him to transfer Loretta back to SO," she said. "Do I have to go with you?" said Dave. "Yes. I will ask DM to punish you for depleting SO,'" said Milly. Dave knew that Milly will get fucked, so he gladly agreed to accompany her.

Dave and Milly entered DM's office. DM was sitting at the table, next to him was standing a tall, bold man. "Why are you here?" said the bold man. Milly begun telling them how much she values Sea Org and that she wants her daughter to be a part of it. After listening her blathering for 3 minutes the bold man interrupted her by saying, "Cut the crap. Tell the Chairman what you want." Milly said without hesitation, "I want to transfer Loretta back to Sea Org." "The only person whose desires count here is I. I gave permission to the WISE Captain to transfer Loretta to staff," said DM.

DM looked at Dave and said, "Do you want the same that your wife wants?" "No. She outranks me that is why I am here with her. She gave me an order to come here with her. I fully agree with your decision. I am sure that Loretta will do a great job as a staff member," said Dave. DM looked at Milly and said, "Your husband is a smart man, you are not". After that DM dismissed them with a wave of his hand.

The bold man followed Dave and Milly on their way out, looked angrily at Milly and said, "You are a fucking idiot. You came here to DevT a very busy Chairman. Get the fuck out of here!" "I am very sorry, " said Milly, she looked scared. The bold man looked at Dave, smiled and said, "You gave the right answer. Your reward is an extra day off, you can go home now."