Welcome to my kinky little corner of Literotica! Feel free to hang out and have a drink or three while you take a gander at my stories. Actually, I'll have one too. *cheers*

My mind is frequently in the gutter, and while it's there it comes up with random thoughts and scenes I think are erotic, and they torture me until I set them free. Some people have requested specific stories, so I do my best to come up with the scenes they want; while most story ideas are fully my own, a few others have given me things they wanted to see written. My fingers are the pathway for these erotic thoughts to achieve a life of their own, and if I can give life to them through the keyboard, then we all win. These stories are not real, they only exist in my mind. Maybe. ;)

Please take the time to comment and vote on the stories you read, it will help the flow of the other stories I will write. After I've pleased you, maybe you can stroke my....... ego.

No animals were harmed in the writing of these takes, but some electrons were briefly inconvenienced while bringing you this reading material.

Some people think I'm a horribly dirty old man. That can't be - I got a 51% on the Sexual Purity Test.

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