So I had to write an apology poem for language arts class. Unfortunatly, I wrote it on paper, last minute of course, instead of typing it, so this version will probally be a bit off. But if I can find it, I'll post the orig. one. But either or, it's a random, funny poem that I made in like, 2 minutes. ^^

But yeah, it's something along those lines. I might improvise it too, add some lines for detail. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But I think you migh've meant threw instead of throw in the second line

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