YAY!
Another horror story! We are very excited…right? Oh well. Anyways,
I remember hearing about this movie from my mom, so I decided to make
a fanfiction about it! If you are very similar to my friend Star (aka
Kaila), which means you like Starfire a lot, support Rob/Star and
Rae/BB, and are a somewhat fan of the "damsel in distress" style
(well, this isn't necessary, but it helps), you will really like
this story! …and you had probably lost sight of the actual question
by that point…ANYWAY! Here we go!

It
was a regular Friday evening for the titans; getting home from
school, doing their homework, and maybe playing a few hours of
videogames.

The
titans sat around their kitchen table, quietly thinking. It was so
quiet that you could hear the pencils on the paper (which was very
unusual). Robin sat on one end of the table-couch. Next to him was
Starfire, then Raven, then Beast Boy, and then Cyborg.

"Guys,
how do you do number 15?" Robin asked, looking up from his math
homework to ask his teammates for help. The rest of the titans were
all doing their math homework too (they did the same homework
assignments at the same time).

"Dude,
that's easy!" Beast Boy replied, putting his pencil down and
grabbing Robin's paper. "You just—um…never mind," he said
sheepishly, handing the paper back to Robin.

"Give
it to me, Robin, I'll help," Cyborg said. Robin got up and walked
over to the half robot. Cyborg glanced at it and pointed out what
Robin needed to do while Beast Boy watched in utter perplexity.

"Great,
Cy! Thanks," Robin thanked the half robot, sitting back down.

"How
do you do that!" Beast Boy wailed.

"Simple,
you just—"

"NO!
You'll confuse me even more!"

"Raven,
how do you solve the problem of number 15?" Starfire asked,
oblivious to the previous conversation.

"Ask
Robin, he just got help," Raven replied, not looking up. Starfire
scooted over closer to Robin and asked him the same question.

"Robin,
how do you solve the problem of number 15?"

Robin
looked at her paper and began to write on it. When he was done, he
handed Starfire her paper with a small smile.

"Wow,
I can't believe we finished all of our assignments in three hours,"
Robin remarked, looking at the clock. In a few moments, the said
clock came crashing down on Beast Boy's head.

"OW!"

Cyborg
took this opportunity to grab the phone and dial the number of the
Jump City Pizza place. Beast Boy was still conked out on the floor.

"Hello,
Jump City Pizza," drawled a bored voice on the other end.

"Hi,
I'd like to order three large pepperoni pizzas with black olives
and extra cheese," Cyborg said quickly, watching the changeling
carefully.

"Anything
else?"

At
this point, a small green hand yanked the phone away from Cyborg.
"Yeah, get another large vegetarian pizza and deliver it to Titans
Tower."

"Your
order will be there in about fifteen minutes. Good-bye."

"Well,
at least we won't have to listen to them argue," Robin commented
with a hint of hope in his voice.

"I
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT!"

"WHAT,
YOU WEREN'T GONNA ORDER ME A VEGGY PIZZA!"

"LIKE
I ACTUALLY EAT THAT TOFU CRAP!"

"WHY,
YOU…!"

"Oh
dear," Raven mumbled.

"I'll
go start up the Game Cube…" Robin sighed, the optimism
disappearing completely.

While
Robin plugged in the game controllers and inserted a video game,
Starfire attempted to console her feuding friends. She had gone so
far as to hold them apart with her alien strength.

"Please,
friends, you must not fight! The pizza will be here shortly and…"
But she was barely audible above the yelling titans' voices and was
soon thrust backwards as the two broke out of her grasp and lunged at
each other. They were two inches away when they both stopped in
mid-air, their bodies and mouths encased in black energy.

"That's
ENOUGH!" Raven commanded in a stern voice. It wasn't a
yell, but it had a sufficient amount of command to make the boys
gulp. Even Robin was a bit afraid.

"Mmmph!"
Beast Boy tried to say, but the black energy stopped him. Raven gave
him a warning look and released him. Then she turned to Cyborg.

"Well?"

Cyborg
remained silent.

"I
guess I'll just have to leave you up there, then…"

Raven
pretended to turn around and leave, but the squirming and muffled
noises that came from Cyborg convinced her to let him go.

"So…how
long until the pizza gets here?" Robin asked. No sooner had he
finished saying the last word when the doorbell rang.

"I'll
get it!" Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Starfire yelled at the same time.
Raven stopped the boys with her powers again.

"Starfire
will get it."

"Thank
you, Raven." Starfire thanked the Goth, and went through the doors.

"Whew…we
nearly had another fight there," Robin remarked, taking his place
at the table. Raven also sat down at the table where she had just
been 20 minutes before, and Cyborg and Beast Boy followed suit.

A
minute later, Starfire came back through the doors…or rather, four
gigantic pizza boxes with feet entered. Despite her lack of sight,
she managed to get to the table without injuring herself or the
pizzas.

"Here
are the pizzas, friends! Enjoy!" she said, ooching around Robin so
she could sit down.

Beast
Boy took the top box and opened it, while Cyborg took the next. They
both looked at their box's contents and muttered, "Ugh…"
while they quickly switched boxes. Starfire giggled and Robin laughed
while he opened the next box and took out two slices for him and
Starfire. Raven reached for the last box and took out her own slice.

An
hour later, all the pizza boxes lay empty on the table.

"Can't…eat…any…more…pizza…"
Beast Boy groaned. Raven rolled her eyes.

"We
should get to bed, you know," Robin commented, eyeing the clock on
the floor (no one had bothered to put it back and, surprisingly, it
was still ticking). It read 7:30 PM.

"I
think I'll sit this one out," Raven said. On rare occasions, she
played this game, if she felt like teaching them a lesson. "I'm
going to go meditate for a while…"

"I'm
going to my room," Beast Boy announced. He had a master plan to
have fun with his evening. Starfire watched him curiously as he left
the room. (A/N: No, not Star/BB, you sickos!)

Beast
Boy entered his cluttered room and kicked his clothes out of the way,
clearing a path to his desk. His computer was dusty, probably
outmoded, he thought (he hadn't updated the software since he got
it…speaking of which, what was software?). His lamp was
scorching hot from it being on so long. Beast Boy sat down on his
creaky old chair and shoved papers and other objects out of the way.

"Aha!"
he cried, spotting the phone cord. He moved the rest of his crap (or
at least that's what Raven called it) out of the way and picked up
the phone. He dialed a random number and waited for an answer.

"Hello,
this the National Chinese Tourist Office. We call for delivering
brochures," Beast Boy said in what seemed to him like a "Chinese
accent."

"Uh…excuse
me? I don't think we called for brochures," Kaila said.

"We
get call from this number," Beast Boy continued, putting his feet
up on the desk.

"WE
DIDN'T CALL AND THAT'S FINAL, YOU WEIRDO!" yelled the girl from
the other end, followed by a loud click.

"OK…that
was a dud," Beast Boy said, listening to the dial tone. He placed
the receiver in his lap and was about to call another number when his
door opened. "WHA…! Oh, Starfire!" Beast Boy sighed in relief
as he picked himself up off the floor.

"Forgive
me, but I was just wondering what you were doing," Starfire said.

"Well,
it's when you call a random number and say funny stuff to annoy
people," Beast Boy explained.

"You
call numbers that you do not know?" Starfire asked, still unsure of
the whole purpose.

"Yeah.
Here, I'll show you."

Beast
Boy switched the phone to speakerphone and dialed another number.

"Hello?"
another girl's voice answered. Beast Boy decided to do the same
joke to show Starfire.

"This
is the National Chinese Tourist Office, who I ask is speaking?"

Starfire
watched in fascination.

"Um…Claire…"

"Ah,
Claire. Well, we send you brochures of China—"

Before
he could continue, the girl began to speak rapidly in Chinese. Beast
Boy's eyes bugged and he quickly hung up. Then he turned to
Starfire.

"Well,
that one didn't go so well, but you get the idea," he said,
shrugging.

Starfire
giggled. "May I try?"

"Uh…sure?"
Beast Boy answered, a bit taken aback. Starfire squealed in delight
and began to push buttons on the phone. She waited patiently while
the phone rang.

"I
suggest you start with the basics…" Beast Boy said, and quickly
whispered to her. Starfire nodded her agreement.

"Hello?"
a young man's voice answered this time. He sounded about 20 or so.

"I
know who you are and I saw what you did," Starfire recited, in an
extremely convincing voice. Beast Boy gave her a thumbs-up, as they
were still on speakerphone.

There
was a silence on the other end. Then the same voice spoke to them in
a much more sinister manner. "You what!"

"You
heard her!" Beast Boy said jokingly.

"All
right, you kids, I don't know how you know me, but here's the
deal…" the voice hissed. Starfire's grin began to fade. "You
don't tell anyone about this, or I'll come and do the same to
you! Just remember the look on that girl's face during her last
moments! I will find you, mark my words! And if you do tell
anyone, they'll be on my list, too!"

Starfire
gasped. Beast Boy was a shaken, but he didn't say anything. He only
reached for the receiver and ended the phone call. Starfire looked at
him fearfully and whispered, "That man…is he going to kill us?"

Cliffy!
I will have the second chapter up very soon! Cross my heart, hope to
die!

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