1. a small house is not MOODY (one of the biggest problem with mai vemumba)

2. a small house believes in “anytime is tea time” unlike my wife who is only “active” after 10pm

3. they initiate it (MEN LIKE THIS YOOOO!!)

4. a small house can read when her man needs it, anozviona kuti “zemo rauya iroo” but mai mwana one day vakazori reader-woo she then goes back to her bunch of antics , haulumi untill 23:00pm (men can agree with me here)

5. a small house does not have any REASON like madam to turn down a sex move, mai vemumba has more than 20 reasons or more, vozoti after 10 mins vazoyeuka zvakaudzwa naMai Mfundisi vozoti “watiiko honey paya zviya?” ” I was joking kani” apa mrume anenge atobata Quart hake, libido gone kudhara