pants: I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION
deuce: YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED
deuce: T SPIGOT AND AS FOR YOU YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW (YOU GIVE ME A LAP DANCE)
spigot: BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEGBLBLGP
pants: I AM A MONSTER