It’s time to confess something to the world: we are very special. We have been for as long as we can remember. Even our mother says so.And we’re tired of hiding it! We need some new clothes to declare to the world that we’re so great we’re bordering on royalty status -- no, scratch that -- are royalty status, and we’d better be treated better than anyone else! We need some kind of special shirt, or shoes, or…hat. A crown! We need a sparkly, jewel encrusted tiara as a proof that we’re the living incarnation of perfection itself!

We are pleased to have finally gotten that off our chest. It took a lot of courage to do so. Now, if you’re special and perfect in every way like we are, we invite you to wear this tiara too. It’s encrusted in rhinestones, because we deserve no less, and it has combs at its back to hold it in place in your perfect hair. Now look out world! Here we come!