So let me get this right. On 10 october a load of odd looking ribbers with mainly orange & grey boats will descend on the solent to cause havoc ,then have 'a few' beers, and try & find thier way back inside portsmouth harbour ?

Do I ; try & find them all ( cant be too hard -loads of spray & boats flying around),take some pics etc,or - lift theboat out , lock up my daughters & head to West wales to find sanctuary ?

Someone warn solent coastguard ! (Secretly I wish had an SR ! )

Be good to see ya mate! Get your RIB out!
Tell the CG that there will be one member of the party from Yorkshire and Merseyside and they'll all put in for a transfer to another station