and it stops working the moment you meat someone who eats a lot of indian food.
I swear I always laugh when people try to feed me something spicy trying to get the AAAGGH hothothot reaction and instead find me enjoying the concoction.

Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes