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This afternoon, President Obama invited his defeated Republican challenger Mitt Romney to a friendly, private discussion over lunch at the White House. It's a gracious move by Obama. (There's no rule that presidents have to do this after a re-election. Mondale: Dissed. Kerry: Dissed. General George McClellan: So dissed!) And yet, still, why? Everyone knows that if the white-hot hatred that flows between these two cats could be converted into pure energy, we'd be off foreign oil forever.