Saturday, November 8, 2008

"Barack Obama is our next president, which is very bad because he is a naive untested wealth-spreading terrorist-befriending ultraliberal socialist communist who will suddenly reveal his secret Muslim identity by riding to his inauguration on a camel shouting ''Death to Israel!'' (I mean Obama will be shouting this, not the camel) after which he will wreck the economy by sending Joe the Plumber to Guantánamo and taxing away all the income of anybody who makes over $137.50 per year and giving it to bloated government agencies that will deliberately set it on fire." -Dave Barry, predicting the future of an Obama administration using election analysis based on weeks of reading political bogs, listening to talk radio and watching campaign ads on television; basically, the McCain campaign's message boiled down to it's essence. That right-wing echo chamber must get pretty loud after a while, judging by the tone deaf commentary emanating from it.