A Guide to Clean Living

Allow us to introduce ourselves: we are grime fighters. We don white jackets, grab clipboards, and convene in our basementlaboratory to spray aerosols, pour liquids, analyze powders, inspect tools, and evaluate stains so you don’t have to. We may not have the outfits of a Wonder Woman or Superman, but our goal is just as noble: We’re going to help you clean things up and make your world a little safer. You’re welcome.