Last night was spent with someone I've had a huge crush on for the past year and it was very pleasant. She brought over her telescope and let's just say we never got around to putting it together While out with her and my roommate, I was offered a bar-tending gig which if it comes through, will bring peace to my woes and stresses about finances.

I am trying to culminate all the positiveness I can conjure to make this happen, so far it has been a giggity-giggity day

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

This is one of the 3-day-old lotus blossoms, (Var. Perry Slocum) that I had my morning coffee with today. The flower lasts about 4 days. I say they "smell good", my garden club ladies/neighbors say they have a "very pleasant fragrance". Whatever....bacon.

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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? " I am a controlled substance". Savannah.

In a flagrant display of slow news dayism, I was mentioned in a front page article in our capital's newspaper, The Salem Statesman Journal:

‎"Elsewhere, a gentleman whose orange safety vest identified him as Foxfur (sample patch: "Safety Third") was enjoying a breakfast of bacon and bread toasted in bacon fat. Despite having to face the court the night before, he said that this his first year at Gemini Party would most certainly not be his last."I absolutely loved it", he said. "My mind was running around the whole weekend without pants on. I'll be back next year, with cowbells on.""

Smile Life is Beautiful! Be.Positive.Free.Energetic.Couragous.Upbeat.Loving.Kind.Helpful.Thoughtful.Respectful.Smart.Ambitious.Silly.Crazy.Inventive.Excited.Expressive.Passionate.Hardworking.Care-free.Spontaneous.Beautiful.Wonderful.Precious.Soulful.WhoeverAndWhateverYouWantToBe.YOURSELF.

I feel like the luckiest girl in the World; I have awesome friends and family. A wonderful world around me of new places to see, things to do, and people to meet. Life is such an adventure and I want to experience the ride and journey as much as possible. So decided yesterday taking a random trip to BC tomorrow for a week. I've missed the mountains, the rainforests teeming with life and fresh greenery, and the many creeks and waterfalls. Plus the people! Can't wait to visit friends and hopefully meet some new ones.Everyone have a super awesome day!Love and Light

My horrible next door neighbors are moving out of my apartment building! In the space of 2-3 years, they have 1) yelled at their kids--and each other--both late at night AND early on Saturday mornings 2) let a tweaker relative bunk there for weeks at a time and fall asleep with the television at top volume on random weekday nights 3) played host to not only a bed bug infestation, but 4) a roach infestation. Cue nausea!

I didn't even know roaches liked this climate until these dreadful people came along.

The apartment manager tells me that after the bug bomb, he's moving in a nice pastor & his wife.

I'm so relieved.

*** 2017 Survival Guide ***"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger

Savannah wrote:My horrible next door neighbors are moving out of my apartment building! In the space of 2-3 years, they have 1) yelled at their kids--and each other--both late at night AND early on Saturday mornings 2) let a tweaker relative bunk there for weeks at a time and fall asleep with the television at top volume on random weekday nights 3) played host to not only a bed bug infestation, but 4) a roach infestation. Cue nausea!

I didn't even know roaches liked this climate until these dreadful people came along.

The apartment manager tells me that after the bug bomb, he's moving in a nice pastor & his wife.

I'm so relieved.

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He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma, painted in hot pants. - SavannahPropane ToysHow to do it wrong: