The lady to whom Ashton Kutcher allegedly "made love" on a couch says he called her when the scandal broke. Brittany Jones took a picture of her cell phone — with Ashton's number, the date, and time, to prove it! But when a media outlet tried to verify that the number was Ashton's, the line had been disconnected. DUN DUN DUN. [Radar Online]

Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis have their little comedy shtick down pat, but I'm still not going to see Due Date. [Page Six]

There will be a huge party Sunday night in Miami, celebrating Lil Wayne's release from prison. Colin Cowie is organizing! Kobe burgers! Jumbo Shrimp! Birdman will be there! [Page Six]

Mel Gibson either did or did not clench his fist during his deposition yesterday. [TMZ]

Salma Hayek, who brought Ugly Betty to the US, is adapting another Spanish-language melodrama for American TV. Anyone heard of Los Roldan? Apparently "The show chronicles the exploits of a man hired to run the company of the woman whose life he saves." [Daily Express]

Skating With The Stars is coming to a TV near you, and Bethenny Frankel and Vince Neil are among the "stars" competing. Prediction: Someone is going to suffer a concussion. [Zap2It]

NBA star Derrick Rose was supposed to film a cameo for The Good Wife, but didn't show up. Whoops! [Page Six]

Damn. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Janet Jackson's boyfriend is hot. [Just Jared]

Nothing brings families together like being followed around by cameras, which is why Ryan O'Neal is starring in a reality show that will document his attempts to have a relationship with his daughter Tatum. They have barely spoken in 25 years but the healing gaze of a lens should make everything okay! [Daily Express]

Holy crap: Academy Award-nominated screenwriter Will Rokos was hit by a NYC subway train. The man responsible for the script for Monster's Ball survived, and is recovering in the hospital. [CBS News]

"If you feel back here, I still have glue… Taking it off was worse than getting it on. The contact lenses took me 45 minutes to get in. The whole outfit took three hours to get ready, although I'd been planning it for months." — Heidi Klum on her Halloween costume. [Page Six]