7:52PM After twenty years, nobody -- and I mean nobody -- can steal from Reagan better than Clinton.

7:53PM Reelect Obama because... incomplete.

Wow. Lame.

"Are we better off than we were when he took office?"

That's the "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" of 2012.

7:56PM Dude... incomplete. Mulligan. Do-over.

Clinton delivers these reasons with everything Clinton can muster -- and although his voice is a bit weaker than before, he still musters plenty -- but these are not good reasons.

7:56PM Oh no. Now he's riffing on that "Bridge to the 21st Century" line from 1996.

It's still all about Bill.

ABA. That's how I'll remember tonight.

7:58PM Bill, you don't want to talk about manufacturing jobs (or auto jobs, for that matter) on the eve of the eve of a crappy jobs report, and after three straight months of manufacturing contraction.

7:58PM Poke fun all you like, but I love conventions for the big hats.