I'm telling you, this Cloud idea isn't going to work unless we can develop a cure for entropy. Or possibly the cure for Stupid, depending on which went wrong their end this time.

Also, science has now worked out a definitive measure for how long without internets it takes me to end up standing in a towel in my living room wondering aloud to the cats why the Ponies wear people-style shoes on their front feet. (It's 2 hours 37 minutes.)