Star Trek: Dubbleflob

*Warning this is a spoof Roleplay, anyone wanting to join in is free to do so, any references to real life mods or people are probably on purpose, although no offense is intended, except for the person playing the captain*

No Mr. Fat Fat i will not accept any more delays, the Jelly yards should've had the Dubbleflob ready months ago!

Mr. Fat Fat: Aye sir, right away sir

< he picked up the padd infront of him before the captain smashed it's screen and waddled out of the captains quarters >

The captain, a short dumpy man by the name of Acer sat down on a chair before he stood back up again and smashed the glass table.

Acer: RAWAKHWAKIYA That felt good, anyway i should be on the bridge

<Acer walked out of his quarters and into the turbolift>

Acer: Deck one

< Immediatly every turbolift on the ship went to deck one, causing a massive pile up, Acer beamed out into the captains chair before the collision however >

Knowtheway: The Jelly yards are reporting that were cleared for launch

Acer: Excellent < he used a gesture similar to that of Mr. Burns > *he tapped his commbadge* =/\= Mr Fat Fat to the bridge =/\=

<Mr. Fat Fat turned his head and looked at his captain>

Fat Fat: Sir... I'm right next to you

Acer: Shut up and get to the bridge, now =/\= Acer to Engineering, Mr. Bolianplumbing are you down there

Bolianplumbing: Aye sir, what is it?

Acer: There's a pile up in the turboshaft, Marcin didn't fix that stupid voice recognition in the turbolifts

Bolianplumbing: Understood sir i'll get right on it

< The comlink closed >

Bolianplumbing: Marcin, Fix the turbolift voice recognition!

Marcin: Why can't the captain fix it, the stupid Noob!, he could just use the simple console.. but noo he has to make me do 20,000 lines of coding that will NEVER work

< meanwhile on the bridge>

Acer: Were all set, Mr. Flibflab prepare all weapons, target the Jelly yards

Flibflab: Targetted sir

Acer: Ensign knowtheway, take us out full impulse

Knowtheway: Aye sir

< The ship moved out of Dock without disengaging any of the docking clamps or closing the airlocks, as a result half the crew was killed and some severe shaking ensued, as soon as the admin has flushed the FX and revived the dead crewmen, the journey continued>

Acer: Fire the uber torpedo's Mr. Flibflab

Flibflab: Aye sir

< He pressed a button on his console, a huge torpedo larger than the ship left the torpedo tube thanks to a bug and the Jelly Yards were destroyed>

Acer: Set a course for the center of borg space, maximum uber drive!

Knowtheway: *Facepalm*

The above signature is a testament to the days when roleplaying was actually alive.

< as the order was given a kind of... face appeared on the hull, it shouted out I'MA FIREHN MA LAZAHR, and a big blue and white beam shot out, destroying 6000 borg vessels. Unfortunatly it also overloaded every system on the ship, Marcin ran onto the bridge >

Marcin: R_gamma 0.1 everybody!

<He pulled out a grenade launcher and fired fire,spark and smoke around the bridge>

Marcin: Okay done!

< Marcin ran back into the turbolift >

OPS Dibbadob: Shields are down, were being boarded!

< At that moment every person on the ship miraculously summoned Phasers, Phaser rifles, TR 116's and Photon Bursts into their hands >

Acer: Repel the intruders!

( I stress again, anyone can join, rules are free do whatever you want, with any character =) )

The above signature is a testament to the days when roleplaying was actually alive.