Come on Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry, if you’re really concerned about morals in this country stop fixating on cancer-preventing vaccines for girls, AND the Presidents’ birth certificate.

If anyone deserves a finger wagging it’s Courtney, the 16-year-old bride, now 17, who turned up at the Lombardi Pumpkin Patch in Santa Clarita Valley in a pair of butt-cheek revealing Daisy Duke denim shorts, an amped-up cleavage-exposing midriff top and white high heeled boots.

She and her frisky husband then got busy PDA-ing with barely dressed Courtney wrapping her legs around Doug‘s waist and playfully fondling completely innocent pumpkins.

No wonder Courtney and Doug were asked to leave the patch after parents shopping fully dressed with their kids were offended by the couples bedroom behavior.

“They were asked politely to leave as their public displays of affection were over the top”, Adria Fauldoner , owner of the pumpkin patch told Hollywoodlife.com exclusively. ” They were distracting other families that were at the pumpkin ranch. It was overboard how they were acting and it was extremely uncomfortable for everyone who was there. They originally left without incident but then stayed in the parking lot for a long time.”

The pair wouldn’t vacate the premises as asked , so to the highway patrol was called, says Fauldoner. ” The police forced them to leave because they were still taking pictures,making out and acting weird.”

I bet! Can you imagine if Courtney wasn’t married to Doug – with her parents permission – how disgustingly creepy this would be. The girl is underage!