Sumo insurgents menace US forces in Iraq

Fox News picture shocker

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for US forces in Iraq, Fox News bring chilling pictoral evidence of a new heavyweight weapon deployed by the fun-loving insurgents of that sun-kissed land astride the Tigris:

Crikey. Against this kind of attack, even the most heavily-armoured Hawaiian wrestler is pretty well defenceless. Time for the coalition to send in the bare knuckle-fighting gypsies?

Bootnote

A hearty domo arigato to Andy, Chris and Dave for this weighty tip-off.