The Harvard Crimson | Writer | Eliya O. Smithhttp://www.thecrimson.com/writer/1213302/Eliya_O._Smith/Content by Eliya O. Smithen-usWed, 19 Dec 2018 09:50:17 +0000How to Fall in Love with New York City in Four Hours Even if You Hated It the Whole Rest of the Stupid-Long, Stupid-Hot Summerhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/11/29/nyc-glass-shard/Small-town girl moves to big city, never looks back. This had always been my plan, and I was doing a practice run over the summer in a cozy sublease in Morningside Heights.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/11/29/nyc-glass-shard/To Bed, to Wed, to Talk tohttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/11/20/to-bed-to-wed-to-talk-to/At many Harvard parties, men own the building, the alcohol, the playlist, the guest list. I think this implies that they own the party. Then I remember the party would not exist without the steady nourishment of the line, of the female bodies standing outside. So who owns this party, really?http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/11/20/to-bed-to-wed-to-talk-to/Jill Abramson Thinks The Anger of Women Will Save Ushttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/10/17/jill-abramson-talks-kavanaugh/"I wanted the truth. I thought that her story sounded very credible, her vivid description of what happens, how terrified she was… just the level of detail and the fact that she was so reluctant to be identified and come forward."http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/10/17/jill-abramson-talks-kavanaugh/The Word: Dawnhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/2/2/the-word-dawn/I felt a connection to Dawn–if nothing else, we were the two quietest people in the room.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/2/2/the-word-dawn/I Can’t Believe I Genuinely Got Scarlet Fever in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Eighteenhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/4/26/scarfeve/The only situation in which someone should get scarlet fucking fever is on the Oregon Trail.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/4/26/scarfeve/The Word: Trickhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/10/26/the-word-trick/Once, I assume, we did not say; we asked. “Trick or treat,” after all, is a question. We, the variously-costumed youths of America, asked the lording homeowners whether they would like to punish or reward. Stick or carrot. “Trick or treat?” An up-talk, a genuine query.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/10/26/the-word-trick/'Swimming with Sharks'http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/2/1/me-too-moment-academia/Academia’s #MeToo movement doesn’t entirely look like Hollywood’s—at least, not yet. http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/2/1/me-too-moment-academia/The Biggest Hithttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/3/28/ben-abercrombie/Ben M. Abercrombie '21 was ready for a successful career as a Harvard football player—until an entirely legal hit snapped his neck, compressing his spinal cord and essentially detaching his brain from the rest of his body. http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/3/28/ben-abercrombie/Courtside Hustlehttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/2/15/maureen-tang-celtics-dancer/Maureen Tang acknowledges the intensity of dancing for a stadium with a capacity to seat 20,000, particularly since the event can be televised to “millions” more. http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/2/15/maureen-tang-celtics-dancer/Who Is She? An Investigative Report of the Route 1 Bushttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/2/21/mbta-route-1-bus-yelp-review/My favorite: 'Jeffrey doesn’t do buses alone. He can’t. He won’t. But unfortch Jenna C. (my bus ‘buddy’) was busy and I had to suck it up and ride the steel cage of trash all by my lonesome.'http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2018/2/21/mbta-route-1-bus-yelp-review/A Rising Star in Scandinaviahttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/9/29/ida-paul-singer/Paul’s musical talent has propelled her into Scandinavian pop stardom.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/9/29/ida-paul-singer/Solange Azorhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/11/30/fifteen-most-interesting-solange-azor/A self-described natural storyteller, most of Azor’s humor is derived from her own experiences, “but I’m also a black woman, so a lot of that experience is inherently political.”http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/11/30/fifteen-most-interesting-solange-azor/Eulogy For The Markethttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/11/16/eulogy-for-the-market/O, Middlesex County Sheriff. You know not what you do.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/11/16/eulogy-for-the-market/Rejected Recipes from Homehttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/4/13/rejected-recipes-from-home/FM imagines some less savory and more emotionally-fraught submissions.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/4/13/rejected-recipes-from-home/Woolapaloozahttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/4/13/woolapalooza-celebration/At the expansive farmyard grounds of Drumlin Farm, lively youngsters darted from sheep barn to craft cabin, ogling animals and pointing at yarn.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/4/13/woolapalooza-celebration/15 Most Interesting 14 Years Laterhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/12/1/15-most-14-later/Every year, FM chats with the 15 most interesting seniors at Harvard. But what happens after that? We tracked down a few “most interestings” from the Class of 2003 and found out how the real world’s been treating them since then.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/12/1/15-most-14-later/The Witching Hourhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/11/10/psychic-fair/"I've never heard a pagan proselytize."http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/11/10/psychic-fair/Harvard's Trademarks: Revealedhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/10/19/harvard-trademarks/In the U.S. Patent and Trademark Database, you can find all sorts of trademarks held by various institutions. Although our knowledge of anything law-related comes from “Law and Order” reruns, we perused the database nonetheless, looking for the most interesting trademarks held by the President and Fellows of Harvard College.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/10/19/harvard-trademarks/From Professor to Performerhttp://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/10/6/nancy-rappaport-one-woman-show/Dr. Nancy A. Rappaport, a professor at Harvard Medical School, tries her hand at theater with a one-woman show, “Regeneration,” about her experience battling breast cancer.http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/10/6/nancy-rappaport-one-woman-show/