Ever-opportunistic Nokia has taken to its official blog to cheekily tell its readers that "whether you're left-handed or right-handed, there's no shortage of ways to hold your phone." Whatever *could* they be referring to?

Fake Steve Jobs might say there's no problem with the iPhone 4 (likewise, there is no spoon), but Nokia at least knows it can grab a few eyeballs with their guide to holding Nokia phones. From the "thumb and finger" to the "cup," "balance," and "four edge grip" they promise that you shouldn't have any issues with signal loss.