This is the best time of the year for a professional couch potato. March Madness. College basketball all day for 4 days followed by a short break and another 4 days of college basketball. The time to see who the future stars of the NBA are going to be. Or to see who never makes the cut. The upsets abound. I see that over million brackets have been filled in hopes of making some on the chaos. I for one have never been interested in the brackets or the bracket challenge. But more into watching to see who the future stars might be. March Madness has been a part of my life for over 40 years so don't see it becoming anything less. Sure beats watching the Lakers like crap for year #6.

It never fails when someone asks me what I do for a living I say I'm retired. Then the next dreaded question. Where did you retire from. Like that is some sort of magical badge. The longest job I've worked since my military time was 6 years. I've had more jobs then some people have underwear. And when I left wal mart it wasn't because I was retiring even though that was the last job on record. It was because I walked off and never wanted to go back. I would rather like to just say I retired from working. I retired from busting my back 40 to 80 hours a week for someone that could care less about me or who I am. I retired because I had filed my VA claim and I knew I could live on my 401k for a few months if needed. But for now I would like to add a new occupation for those of us that don't care about work. Those of us that have been retired for a long time and not really wanting to tell scammers about that part of our lives. So I propose that the site adds the new occupation of professional couch potato. Surprising that when I say I am a professional couch potato then I don't hear from the scammers anymore. Why because they don't know what a couch potato is.

Seventy-four cities, 65 counties and four tribal areas in Nebraska declared states of emergency Tuesday as swaths of the Midwest battled rivers swollen by days of heavy rains and spring snowmelt.

Three deaths have been blamed on the flooding in Nebraska. As of Tuesday afternoon, more than 7 million people in 14 states live where a flood warning was still in effect, the National Weather Service said.Just in Nebraska alone, the farm and ranch losses because of floods could reach $1 billion, the state's farm bureau said.Vice President Mike Pence was scheduled to survey damage in the region Tuesday with Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts and Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds."Heading to Nebraska today to survey the devastating flood damage," Pence said in a tweet. "To the people of Nebraska, Iowa, South Dakota, Kansas & all regions impacted: we are with you!"About 200 miles of levees were compromised in Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri and Kansas, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said. Thousands of people have been driven from their homes by the fast-rising waters. “The levees are busted, and we aren’t even into the wet season when the rivers run high,” said Tom Bullock, the emergency management director for Missouri’s Holt County.

In North Dakota, Fargo Mayor Tim Mahoney declared a state of emergency despite what he described as tremendous strides in permanent flood protection in recent years.“This is a very serious flood forecast, and we will meet it with a serious response," he said. "It is critically important for everyone to know that we will need the public’s assistance. We cannot be complacent."In Illinois, Freeport City Manager Lowell Crow said the town of 25,000 residents west of Rockford could see an all-time record flood along the Pecatonica River. City officials braced for flooding in the downtown area, he said.In Missouri, 130 people were urged to leave their Atchison County homes near strained levees, three of which had been overtopped by water. Missouri State Highway Patrol crews were on standby for rescues.“The next four to five days are going to be pretty rough,” said Rhonda Wiley, the county emergency management and 911 director.

The Missouri River was expected to crest Thursday in St. Joseph, Missouri, at its third-highest level on record, the National Weather Service said. Military C-130 planes have been evacuated from nearby Rosecrans Air National Guard Base.In Iowa, water stood 10 feet high near Pacific Junction, where only the top halves of gas stations, homes and storage units were visible. Mills County Emergency Management Director Larry Hurst said the flooding might be worse than some of the most extreme historical events – in 1952, 1993 and 2011. "This is actually different even than the flood of '52," he said. "There's water on this entire basin."Touring the damage, Reynolds said the flooding was unlike anything she had seen before as the state's top elected official.“It looked like an ocean,” she said.Water gushed through a levee break near the Plattsmouth Toll Bridge, where the Platte and Missouri Rivers converge. The mystery, Hurst said, is how long it will take for the water to recede. "To tell you the truth, I don't know," he said. "I don't think anybody knows."Glenwood Mayor Ron Kohn said his city of 5,000 was in pretty good shape, but to the west, where the aging levee broke under rapidly rising waters last week, farms were swamped."That's all going to be gone until next year," Kohn said. "Rice is about all they could grow out there now." Reynolds said 41 Iowa counties have requested and been approved for help through the governor's disaster proclamation last week. President Donald Trump tweeted his support for Reynolds and authorities who were fighting the floods. In Nebraska, the National Guard said its members joined with the State Patrol to escort a caravan of semis and fuel tankers packed with food and supplies from Omaha to Fremont. The Department of Transportation cleared the way by "plowing over 5 inches of mud outside of Fremont," the National Guard said on Twitter.

I wake up in my motel room to a knock on the door. And there she is the ironing board. She seems surprised that my cock is limp in my pants but why shouldn't it be. Something about fucking an ironing board that doesn't excite me. Even at a time when I had so little experience in the sexual world. Just 6 months after losing my virginity. But she managed to rub it and get it hard for another session of nothingville. So now after an hour there is still a full day to kill. Then she asks me for a favor. So I thought why not. She said there was a HS senior, drop dead gorgeous girl that was pregnant that she wanted to enjoy a bi experience with. So I said why did you need me. She said she lived at home with a large family and her nerd boyfriend was always around. She needed me to run interference so she could get her alone for a little while. Her mom was going to be working for a couple more hours. I thought I had nothing better to do so why not. We drove to the girls home and omg she was a sight from heaven. Even though she was showing at 6 months pregnant. And her boyfriend gave new definition to the term nerd but then who am I to judge. She was the oldest of 8 children to a single mom. First odd thing I saw was the 7 year old brother playing with a double dong he got out of his mom's dresser. Well the TV reception was garbage so I and the boyfriend climbed up onto the roof to adjust the antenna. For those of you that remember what those days were like. As I was turning the antenna around I noticed that it had a loose wire. I had them give me a screw driver and I fixed it which seemed to fix the TV reception. During this time the ironing board was striking out in her pursuit of the pregnant girl. And when I got back down into the house mom arrived home from work. Well mom decided that the kids needed a trip to the park and the ironing boards eyes lit up. But then the mom sent the ironing board and boyfriend with the kids to the park to keep an eye on them. At this time I figured the pregnant girl had gone to the park too. Mom went into her room and I heard her ask me if I could fix the TV in her room. So I entered the room to find a totally nude mom and she was hot. She took off my shirt and pushed me onto the bed. Then she started taking off my pants exposing a cock that was already rock hard. She said I looked ready for some real pussy and climbed aboard. Oh that hot juicy pussy felt so good and someone that knew what she was actually doing. Then I heard her door open and close. Out of the corner of my eye I could see the pregnant daughter and she was wearing a strap-on. OMG what is going on. Mom leaned forward so her tits were by my lips. Then I heard a oh yes from mom as the daughter slid that strap-on deep into her ass. She was out of control as she rode my cock crying for more and then I felt her squirt all over me as she was cumming. Mom got off and told her daughter to get between my legs and suck a real cock. I felt those velvet lips engulf my cock while seeing mom put on the strap-on. Then mom entered her daughter and was fucking her as she sucked my cock. Oh all the different positions that we did over the next couple of hours. But in the end that one bad experience with the ironing board not only backfired on her. But turned into my first real kinky experience and first threesome.

I am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what I want out of my life. I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. I am a slave that is seeking to have greater fulfillment in my life. I am seeking a horny, sexy man that would like me to dress him, undress him and play with him. How I would like to play? Well I am a very oral and anal lady and I like a man to stick his active tongue in my every crevice body. I know i must suck and tongue each and every part of you. A man that will want to give me his milk of love regularly and that will want me to drink it, be washed in it and to enjoy the sweet smell of my juice mixed with yours. I want a man to tease me to excite me to the ultimate of sensual pleasure. That will want me to be so excited that I will demand more and complete fulfillment. I believe that good sex and real intimacy are the best forms of relaxation. They are also the best ways to refurbish the soul and reawaken the body, the mind, and the spirit. I would really like to hold you feel your cock and take your balls into my mouth and suck them and with my tongue lick about each balls until it stood completely erect and very firm. There are so many things I would like to do with you and each thought of doing these things and being with you stirs my inner soul and makes me feel much better. I like a man to hold me. I am very oral and tactile. I know how to please. I like to be train and to learn. All of this that I am telling you I hope will not frighten you away, but it is my intention to be very open and I am by nature very honest. I also look for honesty and sincerity. I am 5’ 6 “ 115lbs and in good shape and very well experienced in making a man happy. If you are the right man, and our souls match, then we could be a permanent item. Lots of sex and lots of fun. But sex is not everything. But good sex including just holding, caressing and feeling the vibes of someone’s emotions flow through your body is the greatest experience in life. It is the primary achievement of persons. My really second greatest thrill is learning something new, even if it is insignificant, each and every day. The wonderment of learning is overpowering and fulfilling. This achievement is one of the greatest turn on’s existing. Incidentally I like to travel, read good books, enjoy good music, theatre and of course good conversation. I am open minded and innovative and seek an elegant man who has the same qualities. I have some experience about this lifestyle and I think It will be nice if you can have me as your slave, I will like to know more about you..... Well Am Sheila from Fredericktown, Missouri, Bra Size: Cup D 34, Height:5'6ft, Weight: 115Ibs, Sweater Size: XS to XL,Knit Wear: XS to XL,Clothes Size: 0-4,Jeans Size: 25-26,High Heel Size: 43, I like opened toe and shaved pussy, I am happy I got a message from you and I believe you will be good Master to me, I'm into sex, spanking, fisting, bondage, whipping, canning, torture, orgasm, torture, role play, house hold slave (Domestic), I'm looking for a real Master to serve and to own me 24/7-365 as his property, and to train me to his taste, I'm ready to be a good and obedient slave to you Sir, I want to be a total submissive to you Sir, I'm ready to relocate as soon as you are ready to have me as your slave... am ready to serve you to the best of my knowledge.. Your wish will always be my command ... I am a caring and intelligent slave but trust is a big factor for me, as I think it is very important to the BDSM relationship and in any other relationships in general. I'm just mine I'm very obedient and honest slave, I'm easy going lady,I like Honest Master i hate dishonest Master, I'm submissive and i will be a lady in public and be everything you want,I know how to make my Master happy and i also know my position as a slave,I like new things and love adventure, swimming and traveling, hike, bike ride, motorcycle ride, read, garden,go to comedy clubs, etc.I am up for anything,I enjoy serving my Master and always obey my Master. I am looking for anything from a quick fling to a much more lasting relationship. Master I will submit myself totally and unconditionally to your will. i will therefore not entitled to any limits or safe words. NO LIMITS SLAVE–except the following:No sex with animals/No snuff or death/No whoring out/No permanent damage and i will submit and surrender myself to your wishes. my submission will be total, complete, unlimited, unconditional, and unrestricted. I will submit myself physically, mentally, sexually, emotionally, domestically,and in any other appropriate and demanded way. Master i will like to know what do you want from your slave ? And what has your experience been like so far? Because there is allot of jerks and scumbag con artist Master here looking for slave that they will just use and dump, Nope Master I'm not for that I'm real and I'm looking for something real with long LTR, Master i will like to let you know that I'm a poor slave not working right now as things has been hard on me here since i have lose my parent.

I do hope to hear from you and that we can spice up each other’s life.

well as a new airman at my first assignment in a place called Knob Noster Missouri I experienced a lot of different things. And at times would travel to other places while on leave. For those that are unfamiliar with Knob Noster. It is a small town about an hour east of Kansas City on Interstate 50. It is home to Whiteman AFB which at that was a missile base. But now on with the story. I decided to make a trip to a small town in Minnesota to meet an older swinger. Much to my dismay I ended up with the worst fuck of a lifetime. God the woman just layed there and did nothing. It was like fucking an ironing board. And then she had me come over to her house. While in her room she was on top making me do all the work. Still an ironing board. I asked her if she was enjoying it. She said yes but her parents were asleep just above us. Now what 30 year old lives with her parents. God this was the worst weekend ever. And to think I wasted the time to drive there. What a slut and did she always act like this when she was fucking, well she wasn't fucking but more like just laying there lost in time.

Now who in their right mind would complain about having too much pussy. Definitely not this old man. I love my cats. 4 can be a pain at times but they each have their own unique qualities. Though sometimes it hurts when I wake up after hitting the floor. Why because they stole my bed while I was sleeping and maneuvered me to the edge. They can be hogs that way. But then again I don't have any mice problems. Sylvester and Felix are the oldest of the cats. Sylvester is my wife's cat and is a tuxedo that looks just like the cartoon character. And he is 18 pounds so when he wraps himself around your neck you know what an albatross is. Oreo is my youngest and a tuxedo. She is just under a year. Felix is over 10 years old and I found her as a kitten in a wood pile. She has her own personality. And Kink is about 2 years old now. She got her name because she was born with a kink in her tail.

Shamrocks have been a national symbol of Ireland for centuries and while every March 17th, St. Patrick’s Day revelers in the U.S. dress up in their green garb to watch parades and sip green drinks, too often they’re donning four-leaf clovers instead of shamrocks. We want to clear up any confusion about the difference between the two so you can celebrate the holiday accurately!

The History and The LegendThe old tale goes like this: St. Patrick used the abundant shamrock of the Emerald Isle to explain the holy trinity (Father, Son and Holy Spirit) in his work to convert Irish people to Christianity. And, even before St. Patrick popularized the shamrock (or, some would say that later writers and botanists popularized the tale of St. Patrick and the shamrocks), Druids used them for medicinal purposes. No matter how you look at the history, shamrocks have been a core part of Irish history and heritage for centuries and will remain a popular symbol for the foreseeable future. A four-leaf clover, on the other hand, is considered a good-luck token simply because it’s such a rare find. In some narratives, it’s the leaf of luck while the other three symbolize faith, hope and love. So, to be clear, the difference between a shamrock and four-leaf clover: the four-leaf clover is a charm of luck any time of year but it is not representative of Irish tradition and St. Patrick’s Day. For the Irish, it’s all about the shamrocks!

We all go through a journey which is called life and we all travel along a different path. We never know whose path will cross ours on this journey. But it is this journey that shapes us and molds us into who we are. Would I have made different choices along the journey things might of been different. But looking back I guess I wouldn't of changed a thing because those choices good or bad is what made me who I am. And I might not be as good of a person otherwise. But I've noticed that as I have researched the d/s lifestyle that it sure isn't a path I want to go down. I have nothing against those that have accepted the lifestyle. I've just seen too many things that make me sick to my stomach. Just because I click on a profile doesn't mean I'm interested. I look at the photos and videos and learn. If someone approaches me with the hey slave check out my profile and tell me if you are interested. Don't be surprised if I call you something you don't expect. I'm not a slave. I'm an individual and a person. When approached with the proper respect then I give the proper respect back. I'm not here to mock your lifestyle so please don't mock mine. It is a choice I make. I may have fantasies and may even share them. But that doesn't mean I'm willing to give up what I already have. It is only through respecting each other and learning that we might come to a place of peace. For the one thing that means more then anything is peace of mind.

I must say that I have never been scammed by a T girl. Which is a good thing. As a matter of fact my only hook up on Adultfriendfinder in 10 years was with a T girl. And I have nothing bad to say about the experience. Actually was one of the best experiences I've had over the past few years. She traveled here and we spent 3 hours of hot sexy fun. She left me drained like I haven't felt in a long time. So that is one reason you see T girls in my preferences. I may not be a dream, but I'm not a toad either.