MERRY CHRISTMAS!<P>...even if it is a little late. And have a good New Years as well. Will colby get eaten by the giant tree rat that lurks in the bottom of the tree. Why oh why did he forget his fathers sword! Just who is blakely and what dark secrets does he hold. Tune in Jan 7th for the latest installment of... (echoing voice) MAKESHIFT MIRACLEEEEEEEEE

Best line from a comic:"The pressures I work under can only be relieved by regular and sordid sex."<P>And since we're playing name that line I'll take a stab at it. It's one of the little elves from the rudolf the red nosed reindeer christmas show. Those dirty little basterds.<P>Of course only the best in up to the minute medical technology allowed me to recover so quickly from the shot to me chest by cornflake. Who even now as we speak is turning over a hot fire while trolls laugh and poke him with large gooey marshmellows.

"shot to ME chest..." she say...<P>YAR, the pirate Chickstyle, Scourge of the Internet High Seas.<P>May the parrot on her shoulder never falter.<P>YAR!<P>------------------Jim Zubkavich------------------The Makeshift Miraclehttp://www.makeshiftmiracle.com------------------

ARRRGH! ye found me out did ye. Blast and bother now I'll have ye keel-hauled mr. painter of eggs! ARGH! YAR and I've sailed these per-i-lous seas for nigh 2 months now and nary a ship has escaped me. Save one....<P>