THE JAPANESE ARE NOT SO GOOD AT HOCKEY

It's so strange to see the Japanese play a normal sport. No pogo sticks, no gravure idols, no tentacle porn, no Hello Kitty, no insect costumes or cruelly devised punishments for failure. Not even sex with children. It's like I don't even know you, Japan.

Perhaps that explains why one of players on the national team celebrates after scoring on the wrong goal.