Saturday, April 3, 2010

I really don’t think this type of reporting, especially on a holiday-with-a-small-h-weekend, is really necessary. But since a commenter has already linked this un-retouched photo, (Hanes? Hmmmm. Any connection to Hanes Bodywear? Or is that just a coincidence?) I might as well post it myself. Maybe, just maybe, Lady M will learn not to leave me behind (so to speak) on her next speaking engagement. Of course I suppose this means I’ll never get Good Better Friday off again. But then, everyone in the Big White has to sacrifice for the American people.

Maybe it’s time for a Brazilian Butt Lift?

Let’s face it, sometimes everyone could use a little lift.

Jessica Simpson, after her Brazilian Butt Lift. Note how it was artfully rearranged to help support her surgically enhanced hooters. Nice boob belt too.

I understand there is another confession and absolution service this evening. I suppose I should go again.