Mini Channing Tatum is coming!

Actors Channing Tatum and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum are having a baby! What may be the most unfortunate thing here is that Channing is happily married, regardless of if you want to believe it or not. The two met while filming Step Up in 2006, where Channing and Jenna co-starred as rockin’-bodied dancers. Their wedding was in June of 2009, and I really hope their first dance was to Booty Wurk (T-Pain). Jenna announced her pregnancy in mid-December, and although it further solidifies that they are both off the market, I am beyond excited and think you need to be too. Here’s why:

This child has the potential to be the most attractive person alive (Channing was People’s “Sexiest Man Alive 2012″ and Jenna is gorgeous).

This child will dance beautifully, with skills of both ballet, contemporary, popping, and dancing in rain.

If this child is a boy, we can expect the release of Magic Mike 2 around 2035. If it is a girl, we need to make sure she understands her infinite worth before starring in Magic Mike‘s sister-film, Magic Judy.

This child will be raised by two extremely loving and respected people.

Everyone, let’s get excited. Unto us, a child is born.

Meanwhile, I will be continue preparing for the auditions for Magic Mike 2 like so: