For years, Firewall has been trying to capture Kevin McCallister, a survivor of the Lost Generation who has been smuggling extremely dangerous artifacts out of the TQZ on Mars.

It’s Christmas Eve in Jovian space, and McCallister has been sighted visiting the home of his parents on the Reagan Cylinder of Columbus. Firewall scrambles two sentinels to investigate what McCallister is up to and capture him.

McCallister’s family is on vacation, so it seems he’s home alone. But this quiet house holds many surprises. Can the two sentinels complete their mission, or will they fall victim to Kevin McCallister’s machinations? Listen to find out!

A horrendous murder has taken place in the city of Bartlett, Tennessee, and three random people have had their names connected to it. They are brought to the local police station (some more easily than others) for questioning, and for protection. But while there, things go horribly wrong.

Can these three civilians survive their first, bloody exposure to the unnatural? And what is it that this malevolent force wants with them? Listen to find out!

A retired Delta Green agent, who was in charge of monitoring a green box in his town, has passed away, seemingly of natural causes. He was an outstanding agent when he was active, and the organization is pretty confident everything with his death was above board.

Still, they’re sending agents in to make sure. They need to inventory the green box and make sure nothing is missing, make sure the agent didn’t keep an “special projects” at home. And just make sure his death really was what it seemed.

The Kannaboiz have been working hard to come up with a solution to Todd’s possession problem. They now have a demon trussed up on the sofa and two plans ready to go. One involves exorcising the demon from Todd, while the other means tricking some other poor bastard into becoming possessed.

Which plan are the Boiz going to go with? And will it work? Find out in this epic(ish) conclusion!