Mine eyes have seen the gloryOf the desu of the boardShe is spamming out the desuWhere the maidens of wrath are storedShe has loosed the fateful desuOf her terrible desu swordDesu is marching on

I have seen her in the repliesOf a hundred thousand breadsThey have builded her a gardenLaced with ribbons and with threadsI can tell apart her visageFrom those two eyes, green and red!Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desuWrit in polished rows of jadeFor all who would condemn herOf Suiseiseki, be afraid!Let our heros, Desu LegionCome swiftly to her aid!Since desu is marching on

The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a dealWhen she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro'sRolling down to Old 4chanWe're homeward bound from the septic groundRolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with an Anime taleTowards our clover homeOur warflags hung, our flailng doneAnd we ain't got far to roamSix hellish years we pissed awayOn the cold Yotsuba SeaBut now we're bound from the septic groundRolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro'sRolling down to Old 4chanWe're homeward bound from the septic groundRolling down to Old 4chan

Once more we heil with a Anime taleThrough the shit and hate and rageThem clover fronds, them /b/oundry landsWe soon shall see againEven now their Heterochromia eyes look outHoping some fine day to seeOur thread derails running 'force the heilRolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro'sRolling down to Old 4chanWe're homeward bound from the septic groundRolling down to Old 4chan

How soft they breeze through the clovers fourNow the shit is far asternThem native maids, them epical raidsIs a-waiting our returnI will rant and roar and ROW for sureAnd paint them bitches redWaking in the arms of a Rozen MaidenWith a big fat aching head

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro'sRolling down to Old 4chanWe're homeward bound from the septic groundRolling down to Old 4chan

Rolling down to Old 4chan, me boysRolling down to Old 4chanWe're homeward bound from the septic groundRolling down to Old 4chan

Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desuWhen we are all the same mind and spirit~~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desuthe sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibrationMother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

You are worthless sacks of shit, that have nothing better than to repost the same images day in and day out on an discussion board.You have nothing of vale to contribute to this stie or in society. kill your self.

>>682596529I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

LOL you are all pathetic. I have and have always had my shit together, packed neatly and tightly in a small locked chest. I know for a fact that Iv'e had at least 3 times more pussy than you. I can bench 280 lbs, and squat 550 AND I'm a pro at jiu jitsu. I'd beat you all to a pulp then drink you like oj. And my dick is, well lets just say im the reason your girl has a loose pussy. I wreck a pussy in one fucking and I discard the leftover meat and go find the next girl. But on second thought none of you would have a chance with any of the girls I've plowed. 10s only fuck 10s that's why. Also I'm juggling more friendships than noodles in your soup because I'm honestly hilarious. Oh, and people laugh with me, not at me like you pathetic losers. Also how many unread txt messages are on your phone rn? Mine has 36 just from the past few hours. I don't have to reply because I couldn't do anything to lose a friend. That's right, I'm just that likable. Oh, and did I mention Iv'e taken multiple intelligence tests and am a certifiable genius. Like do you even know how electromagneticism really works LOL? Ya didn't think so you autismo. So please don't respond, hell don't even read this comment you swine, because you just don't have what it takes to even comprehend how dope I am. peace out

Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you’re a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I’m raping you, Fucking queer. You don’t know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris’ wife. She couldn’t even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you’re nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you’re stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You’re not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don’t you stop and ask yourself, “Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don’t know when to shut the fuck up?”. Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

>>682596716>I was only 9 years old>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life">My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana>I called him a cunt>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep>I'm crying now, and my face hurts>I lay in bed and it's really cold>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me>It's the cancer banana>I am so happy>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image.">He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees>I'm ready>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana>He penetrates my butt-hole>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water>I push against his force>I want to please the banana>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium >The radiation gives me anus cancer>My dad walks in>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend.">The banana leaves through my window>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>682596852Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

Can you feel me? I mean, in a literal or even metaphorical way can you sense my presence? I was just wondering because of this strange dream that I had, and it involved you.We were on a beach, holding hands, when a wave knocked us over. We got all wet and sandy, but we were happy. And in that moment of distraction, clouds began to cloud the sky and it became cloudy. And then it started to rain, but it didn't matter, because we were already wet.And when I woke up I noticed my pillow was wet, and my pants.I had been crying and peeing in my sleep.I think my mind was trying to convey the fact that you make me FEEL things, and open up my inhibitions.You touch me in a way that hands simply cannot.After I had cleaned myself off I got in the shower, and got all wet again.Life is a cycle and we are never awake nor asleep, at any moment our lives are an illusion that we simply fabricate before our eyes.That's why you left me, because of all of the lies.I'm sorry, please forgive me, as I am only human.But you, you were so much more.You were the only reason to ever wander out of my seclusion. You, with your aura of infinite elation, that brightened up the shadows around you. You were perfect. Emphasis on were.As time had inevitably revealed, things would not remain the same.Actions that you took led to consecutive moments of consequences being futilely engaged in by the hands of fate.You, you turned into a big fat liar.

You cant not look at a vortex of madness, you have to its the fucking laws of physics, you HAVE to look into the vortex of maddness even if it burns your eyes, even if it causes you to go insane. You're all fucking lame and you're all fucking retarded and awkard, none of you are as cool as me, NOBODY is, even that cock sucker who has a million in the bank isn't nearly as cool as me, he's a little rich boy who has to brag to faggots like you, but i dont have to brag im fucking just in shock at the situation im in I;'m suck with you fucking faggots, i cannot stop looking at you beign faggots, i HAVE to fucking look, i just have to!

I'm thee coolest mother fucker you'll ever meet and you're madness is draining my life energy. My eyes are burning out and my mind is going numb and all human senses i have are being sucked into the maddness that is this 4chan board. You're all mother fuckers and i HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU SOOOOO FUUUUCKIN MUCH! STOP TAKING MY FUCKING LIFE STOP! I NEED MY YOUTH AND SOUL STOP FUCKING TAKING IT YOU MOTHER FUCKER DEVIL! FUCKER DEVIL STOP IT! I'LL FUCKING TORTURE YOU FOREVER IN HELL YOU MOTHER FUCKER IM GOING TO ONLY GO AFTER YOU IN HELL! I'M COMING FOR YOU IN HELL FOREVER YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER BASTERD!

I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey. im at 8 or 9 years. the "/b/ was never good" meme gets to peoples heads. this place was incredible before 2009.

in my opinion, boxxy created the internet trend of "acting intentionally unpleasant" and her cancerous fans encourages it even to this day. and the troll method of "trying to upset people" has gone too far - literally almost everything on the internet now is just people trying to get a reaction. and theres an endless cycle, too. some people act like idiots, get proven wrong, then act like they were just trolling all along to cover themselves. memes arent clever anymore, they're predictable. like how every black thread has stuff about beastiality, bbw has stuff about whale/harpoon/etc. but anti intellectualism... people repeat this stuff like they are some kind of secret language, without realizing that its just encouraging a dumbing down. people arent nice anymore.

ive also been suspecting (for the last few years) that there are threads programmed into the system on /b/. like, how everyday there are countless "how would you fuck this chick" social cancer threads. and i think shills are paid to put political stuff here. something is wrong. i used to spend hours looking at incredible art, astronomy threads, super hot porn. now, people shit themselves when 16 y/os in bikinis are posted. there used to be child model threads on here 24/7 and they never got removed. its not just /b/, its happening to the entire world. some people arent evolving properly. we use thousand dollar machines to try to hurt/upset people and giggle like little school girls when they react (isnt aggression manly? never understood "u mad" meme). labels are also a huge issue in the world. everyone encourages fast answers, discourages communication, and true debates. the first few times i used /b/ in the beginning, i stayed away for almost 2 days straight because of how fascinating everything was. im not entirely sure whats happened but yea. its just "upset people" now

Heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.Was some tine mid 2007, I posted before knowing what was going on, and got outed as a faggot.

They told me to " Lurk more" so I did.The things I saw, the secrete communications started clicking in my mind.All the un typed messages, truths told in between the lines.

This place is smarter than you think kid.Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make comments like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat.

None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. This is the internet hate machine, born in fire rebirth by flames.You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch.

I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me?

Heh, I'm a judge.. This place.... This place has a lot to offer... Heh you'll see, kid

I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.But most of all, /b/, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless /b/tards thinks the same thing. When you watch your roommate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.

>>682599438Best photos of us ever. I cherish these photos. I was happy. She was happy. My family. Take it or leave it... just thought /b/ needed something different. To think /b/ knew there were normal people on this board.

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