Parody or not a parody?

Let’s play a new game called, “Parody Or Not a Parody?” We’ll pick a statement by a member of Wisconsin’s colorful leftwing and let you decide if:
A) Parody
B) Not a parody

This week’s statement possibly comes from Scot Ross, the executive director of One Wisconsin Now. Get ready to decide, is this parody, or not a parody?

Let’s play:

As long as the Republicans try and shred the state constitution, the people of Wisconsin are going to rebel against the Fitzwalkerstan Empire. Once again, an amazing power grab by the Republicans, rejecting all pretext of sensible, lawful map-drawing. But then again, that’s to be expected when your party’s goal is the destruction of the middle class so the corporations funding your entire right-wing movement don’t have to worry about pesky democracy to get in the way.

“Destruction of the middle class”…that’s right kiddies…the middle class wouldn’t exist without government’s largesse! Kicking in a 5% contribution toward a pension that is still more stable and reliable than private sector retirement options is tantamount to SLAVERY!! Slavery I tells ya!!

I don’t know Brian, but perhaps the hat indicates he is just modest about a receding hairline or expanding forehead. I’ve seen guys who are pretty sensitive about some of life’s realities.