Tony: Are you flirting with me at a crime scene, Inspector?Inspector Cheblis: No. Maybe, I don't know. Does it matter?Tony: Your timing could be better.Inspector: Maybe you're only uncomfortable because you're not used to being a witness.

Tony: You know what I think? I think you're not some brain-dead little party girl. I think that all of this is an act. And I think you are some kind of spy, working for Amir and the Iranian government. Am I crazy?Amanda: Half crazy, Tony. I am a spy. But Amir works for me, and I work for the same people you do.

McGee: I'm not spending the night out here, Tony. I'm cold and I'm starving.Tony: I'd say stop by the car, there's a slice of pizza left but we can't blow your cover, man.McGee: I've been out here for hours and I've gotten nowhere. No one's seen him for days. They think he moved on.Tony: Don't give up. Boy it's pretty toasty in this car.

Tony: How long?McGee: Just this once? Okay it's been the whole time. We've been working late. I was weak.Tony: I don't even know who you are anymore.McGee: Wait, please, I have another one. Here. Take it. It's yours.Tony: You can't buy me with your pepperoni. I want steak. Creamed spinach. French fries. Bishop: Can I get in on this?McGee: Yes. Absolutely. Steaks all around, my treat. Let's go.

Delilah: With this case, he thinks I'm trying to lose my job but I'm not. It's the opposite. I'm trying to show that I can do more, to move up.Tony: I can understand that.Delilah: Because there's this senior analyst opening in Dubai.Tony: Dubai is not here.Delilah: I know. Which leads me to another thing that I need to tell Tim.

Jones: If I'd know you were coming I would have stayed and baked cookies.Tony: Hey. I have to ask.Jones: Brisco kept me so high I barely remember crawling out of that place on my hands and knees. I found a gun that he left behind and I hid in a storm drain across the street until the drugs got out of my system. Agent DiNozzo, if I was in on this, why would I risk coming back for Melody?

McGee: It's a voodoo doll that looks just like you, right down to the insincere grin. What's the note say?Tony: Little Tony will bring you good luck and happiness. That's not funny. There's nothing funny about voodoo, ever since I saw "Live and Let Die" when I was a kid.McGee: It's a doll. It's a stuffed toy.Tony: So was Chucky.

Gibbs: Anything I can do?Bishop: Uh, it's pretty self-explanatory, really.Gibbs: Did you check to see if that little gizmo there is attached to that other giddy-bop?Bishop: Mmm. Not yet. You think that'll do it?Gibbs: If you spit on it. Sometimes that works.Bishop: All right.Tony: Oh, come on!

Bishop: I don't get drunk.Tony: I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said.Bishop: It's physically impossible for me. I tried in college. Can't. Ask my husband.Tony: There are a lot of things I want to ask your husband.