Having one will change your life. Your crush will fall in love with you. Millions of dollars will magically appear in your lap. You'll never wait in traffic again, and you can sleep in every day. Guaranteed, or your money back.

Go on, roam the halls of the world's great museums and art galleries. You won't see anything like it. It’s pop culture meets social media meets postmodern absurdism meets timeless beauty, and it's more Instagram-worthy than the world’s most colorful cupcake.

Hang a tweet on your wall and savor it like a fine wine. Hang one in your bathroom for some reading material. Put one in your office for a daily dose of inspiration. Or keep that perfect tweet in your bedroom and kiss it every night before you go to bed. It's amazing.

A picture may say 1000 words, but a tweet says 280 characters—and these days, who has time for more?