Here are the steps for commenting on my blog:1. Do 10 jumping jacks. Right now. In front of your computer.2. Yell: "MOM I FOUND A MONKEY EATING THE MUSTARD!"3. Go to your sibling (or parent) and say: "I feel a disturbance in my socks."4. Type your comment while dancing like a diseased maniac.5. When your parent asks what the glob you are doing answer by saying: "The computer made me do it."6. If you say anything bad, hate, or anything like that, then no more commenting for you. (Okay, this is the only step you can take seriously.)7. If you love bacon, type at the end of your comment: P.S. to Feelers: Ich liebe Speck. [That means "I love bacon" in German.]8. Jam On! :D