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30 Rock Season 1 Episode 19: "Corporate Crush" Quotes

Frank: Yo Tray, we got a problem.Tracy: [as Jefferson] Pray who be this Tracy Jordan thou speakest of?Frank: Uh, President Jefferson, we got a problem.Tracy: Speakest!Frank: That horse ate your wig.Tracy: Well, stand guard by his rump and await it in his droppings!Lutz: Or we could probably just go get a new wig?Tracy: A-ha! I like you, young man; you shall run my university.

Tracy: [as Sally Hemings] I'm with child!Tracy: [as Thomas Jefferson] What?Tracy: [as Sally Hemings] Will you free me and make me your wife?Tracy: [as Thomas Jefferson] Um... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.