I know the scenarios are different, and that getting accused of rape (yeah, twice) isn't the same as sending pics of your ***** to someone, but at least there aren't pictures floating around of Big Ben's *****. If there were, we'd be hearing constant jokes about him living up (or not) to his nickname.

Favre is a married man, who's wife was battling cancer while this happened, Roethlisberger at least was single (though that's no excuse).

This definitely hurts the NFL's image since Favre is basically a living legend. I think a short suspension wouldn't be out of the question.

I think a suspension & huuuuuuge personal conduct policy violation fine will be forthcoming. She seems like a bandwagoner after the dick pics story broke. Maybe disgruntled over her cheap tip for the happy ending.

Or they were forbidden to give happy endings to the players (more likely) & she was unhappy about missing a cash tip on that.

Question for you law schoolers out there: If you're caught bringing a blown up photo of Brett's dick pic & flashing it from the stands for TV at an NFL game & busted for public obscenity, can you mount a 1st Amendment Freedom of Expression defense?

Will the forthcoming jokes that will make the rounds of every HS in Minnesota this wk. be new & innovative or weil they fall back on the age old Lance Alworth weenie wagging jokes from the 60s about the "open fly pattern"?