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Also, what kind of dork uses an *Elton John* song to encourage people to fight with each other? Everyone knows that the only macho EJ song is Rocket Man, and only then because Nick Cage namedropped it in the Rock (best 3am movie ever).

I'm watching a Firefly marathon! FIREFLY IS THE AWESOME. Wash has been in a firefight. Or a fire. Or actually he was fired... from a fry cook opportunity. Jayne will be in his bunk. No power in the 'verse can stop River.

As for your personal endevours? Well, "good" "sir", they cause me to bury you under an avalanche of derisive howls, and anyone who wastes time congratulating you for such things, they plum just smell bad and shall wind up selling bags of oranges under the overpass near the airport.

How dare you put a play of Marlowe into a Shakespeare poll? Marlowe was a genius cut off too early! He would have become way more famous than Shakespeare, who was only a hack, and probably not even one person, but a cooperation of hacks!