9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -

Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm

Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!

Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am

I'd like to add "thanks a lot"
Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L

Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am

Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?

ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm

wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol

Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am

Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.

erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am

their

erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am

this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!

agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm

Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"

Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm

This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.

spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm

Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...

Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm

"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.

CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm

5 nights on the couch for you!

CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm

"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find

GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm

5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"

Of COURSE that's not how I read it! Its ME! 5 L for bustin' me cold with that! 5 LOL lions!

GaryO - August 19, 2015, 10:51 am

O-h-h-h-h-h...5 Looks

WORDS TO LIVE BY - May the gods of gaming smile upon you.

boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am

and whatever you shall bind on earth will be bound in heaven.
so timmy you are banned from heaven

boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am

srry this is gunn be long
You hold the keys, and to whomever you open it is opened, and to whomever you close it is closed. This is what the good gentle Jesus said to Peter, whose place you take: 'Whatever you shall loose on earth will be loosed in heave

PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.

Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm

Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.

SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am

nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake

GoForthAndDie - December 19, 2008, 5:03 pm

Wasn't that originally George Carlin's?

SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.

coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm

Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.

karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm

i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry

rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am

Once again, you have set the bar high.

MAY BREAK MY BONES -

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm

Well said Neener.

Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm

I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm

all fives either.

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm

If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not

Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm

I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!

crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm

I gave it a 5.

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm

To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.

Iconoclast - January 31, 2014, 10:14 am

I love it. Original. 5 tick-tocks

falloutghoul - January 31, 2014, 9:35 am

Ba-Dum Tss!

my mom is texting me -

EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:36 pm

My 30 year old son is confused by a phone dial. Something happened while we weren't looking.

GaryO - October 13, 2013, 8:03 am

Heh, my eight year old grandson and I were watching an old movie (Double Indemnity) when Fred MacMurray ‘dialed’ a call. My grandson said ‘what’s he doin’ with that phone?’…. good’n here little chicken

MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm

Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!

Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm

Nice

UNDERWEAR -

EpicScribbles - June 2, 2011, 6:33 pm

Thank you!

rerun - June 1, 2011, 6:16 pm

Look at top of this page, see "creat" tab? Click that and follow the instructions. Look at the posters here and get a feel for the premise. You can always PM somebody for help, we would prefer to have you ask than get discouraged and not come back.

house - June 1, 2011, 6:15 pm

just use the "Create" button on the menu bar. Then upload the photo from your file and give it a title and some text

EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 5:23 pm

Damn! I dont want to seem like a timmy but Im fucking new and I'm really fucking up how to make motifakes....i cant even figure out how to make on

SINNERS - Some just don't get it

PROFOUND WORDS - For us to ponder.

Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:44 pm

Yeah, he pissed off the Romans and had to hang to keep them from killing off the rest of the population. Lets hear it for the rebel without a clue whose family whisked him away once the guards were not looking. Lets not forget about all the sheep too.