How would I survive a zombie apocalypse? If we ever truly had a zombie apocalypse, the first thing I would do to survive is to grab my daughter’s metal baseball bat, my husband’s motorcycle helmet, my mountain boots, a flashlight, and a jar of Vick’s vapor run (zombie’s stink!). I’d have to use a bat for my main weapon because the time it would take me to figure out how to use a gun, I’d be craving brains myself. Realistically, my house wouldn’t make the best shelter in a zombie…