Description: This is a low budget erotic thriller except that it’s not very erotic or thrilling. Boy meets girl, boy marries girl, girl gets all uppity and shit, boy meets psycho slut whore beast, psycho slut whore beast acts the way psycho slut whore beasts are wired to act. Carnage ensues. The acting is average, the story is predictable and relatively stupid, and there should have been a lot more nakedness. It’s not a terrible flick, there’s just not a whole lot of “there” there. Still Mayra Leal is kind of hot (she was a hot naked chick in Machete) as long as she’s wearing some makeup to downplay her Amerindian features. And it’s not like you had something better to do this evening.

Here’s what you get:

[X] Psycho Slut Whore Beast [X] Annoying Private Eye [X] Death by Electrocution [X] Titties [X] Chicks Who Think They Should Have a Career [X] Chicks Who Don’t Cook for Their Husbands [X] Taking Her From Behind in Your Buddy’s Swimming Pool [X] Death By Super Scary Kitchen Knife