They trekked thousands of miles in searing heat...They crossed the border risking life and limb...They get paid peanuts...They do jobs others refuse to do...Some people back in their own country treat them with little respect...They live crammed together in substandard conditions...They rarely see their families...They have to learn a foreign language and culture...They recognize only one flag and one flag only...

All corporations are evil, but some are less evil than others. That's what these protesters had to be thinking when they gathered in droves at Starbucks to drink decadent lattes during the anti-war, anti-corporate, anti-capitalist, and anti-American protest at Washington, DC on March 18, 2006 to mark the 3rd anniversary of Iraqi liberation Imperialist War for Oil. Unfortunately for the progressive movement, the consumption of bourgeois drinks was caught on tape by capitalist running dogs, thus exposing the soft belly of the Party's class struggle.

And now for something completely different: emoticons. The party has always placed emotions first and rational arguments last. To enable progressive internet users with better means of expressing their feelings online, our Karl Marx Treatment Center developed a new line of emoticons called EMOTI-CAN. It will let you emote on any issue with nuance and versatility of a seasoned diplomat, an award-winning pundit, or a sophisticated "paper of record." It gives the word "moonbat" a whole new meaning!

Vhe MUST find a vay to force zhat Kapitalist pig in "Great Mao" to be of use to zhe Kommunist- Nazi alliance. I haff a sugustion: As you know, zhe Luftwaffe used obsolete Nazi Destroyers for V-1 testing in zhe var. Vhell, 99.999% of zhose vere smaller zhan zhe Kapitalist. Of kourse, zhe final choice iz up to you, Fraufuheress Komerade Chairperson Hillary. Just a suggustion.

[Zhe Vaffen SS is pleezed to announce zhe capture of zhe Kapitalist Vestern Zionizt who commited a great Krime in defaczing zhe pikture of Komerade Chairperson-Fuher of China Mao Ze Dong. If zhe Poliaburo haz no objectonz, we would like to uze ze Zionizt for V-1 Teztink. Howevar, if you want him, zhan have von of your men (or vomen) contact or man in Terahan by ze 18th of Dezember.Sincerly Yours,Reichfuher SS Hit H. Ead

Mr. Reichfuher I believe that is the "Great Leader" of the peoples paradise of North Korea Kim Il Sung ::May he forever watch over us::. Im sure the capitalist pig has been sent to one of many fine re-education centers the compassionate North Koreans have set up.... Sending him to Tehran would be a slap on the wrist if you ask me. Aufweiderschen!

Comrade Collectivists! Come one, come all, to the glorious world of Shiny Things™! For even in the end, The Great Motherland sucked viciously, like the evil KKKapitalist, on the black gold of The Motherland!

Saving souls is hard work. Komrade Obama will make the Americans work for him. As fellow Komrade Michelle Obama put it, "Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zone. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed."

A must watch for you young folks is a movie called "The Wave." Learn how Adolf Hitler brainwashed the youth of Germany. It really is happening here in America. Do your research. America is your country and your minds. Remain free by using your minds because time is short for you and this great country if you don't!

UnitedStatesSocialistRepublicblock monitor,Reverend Kscribe

"The best way to destroy the capitalist system is to debauch the currency."

Welcome. Have you been talking to Yuri? His O'liness likes Jelly Beety's, we suggest you donate at least one bag a week from your rations. Thank you for bringing your own shovel, please meet your local Kommissar on platform 6 for your train ride immediately! You will receive your little blue book apon arrival at your regional FEMA kamp. Pack warm clothes, Siberia is cold.Per Directive #02673987

Komrades , I am offer to you these great song about great mathematics professor. But do not forget, our task is terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction™ . As great progressive defender of the radicalized proleteriat once said: жил-был король когда-то, при нём блоха жила" - "there once was a king; a flea lived with him" (a song) "я иду куда сам царь идёт пешком" - "I'm going to where czar himself walks to" (toilet)

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand