You know you didn't get enough sleep when...
One of the girls at Starbuck's tells you someone stole 4 lbs of cawfee earlier, and you look over and see some mofo filling up a plastic bag with freezewrapped cawfee. I was so out of it, I kinda just stood there... If my brain had been working, I would have gotten between him and the door.
They ran after him and he got away :(