Dick's not mad that Bruce has taken in another kid, he's mad that he had to find out Bruce has taken in another kid from a freaking NEWSPAPER and now the whole thing's a lot more awkward than it needs to be.
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1957

“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”

Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.

“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”
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1660

Dick had been anticipating getting home and curling on his couch to accomplish exactly zero responsibilities. It was pretty rare for him to get off work early, but when he did he embraced it by doing absolutely nothing but gluing himself to his couch in front of his TV or laptop wearing nothing but boxers.

Which would have been exactly what he did had he not opened the door to find possibly the most dangerous vigilante in Gotham crouched in front of his window, staring out of it with binoculars. “Uh…”

And maybe he shouldn’t have said anything, because before he could so much as blink, his own gun was pulled away from his uniform and aimed at his face. “You weren’t supposed to be home yet,” the Red Hood muttered, and Dick honestly wasn’t sure if he was talking to him or to himself.
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7862

It had been hot, steamy, sweaty sex and Jason wanted nothing more than to press his lips against the shell of Kori's ear, and pat the exposed side Roy was presenting, and stay curled next to them for hours.

Crime fighting is stressful. Everyone has a different way of coping with it...and Damian is getting very much in the way of Bruce's. To the point he has to call Dick in to negotiate a way out. Of course this wasn't going to end without a very awkward conversation with Damian. A Robin just keeps learning new things.
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2428

Dick and Roy are a little concerned that Jason might not be prepared to romance a woman like Artemis. Their own experiences with warrior ladies lead them to believe it's better to prepare Jason.
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2422

"Who, the drag queens?" Tim says. His face is an inch from Jason's chest, and when the strobe lights flash their way he can see a drop of sweat moving down Jason's pecs. His mind feels staticky, bouncing from general outrage to a general desire to put his mouth on Jason's skin. He's too horny to be rational about any of this.
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Tim goes to a gay club and finds himself embroiled in one of Jason's cases. Glitter is involved. Also crises of morality. Also booty shorts.
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42,490

Based on a comment a friend of mine made on the nude scene in Batman: Damned. "I don't care that they showed Batman's genitals, I care that he showed his genitals in the cave, right where any of his kids could have walked in and seen him."

So here are five one-shots depicting what might have happened if any one of Bruce's children came into the cave and found their father just hanging out there naked.

Dick replays the last thing he said in his mind. Oh shit. “I meant, shut you up. Technically, since I'm a dick and you're the asshole, I could do the former, but uh... maybe buy me dinner or a drink first. I don’t usually put out on the first date.”

“That’s a lie and you know it.” Jason takes out his lighter again and lights the cigarette he somehow managed not to bite in half. “You so put out on the first date.”
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797

Damian endeavors to make up for his treatment of Drake and apologize properly; however, Drake refuses to forgive him no matter what he does. Tim does his best to deny, avoid, and ultimately deal with the fact that the demon brat has a crush on him of all people. (Pulling pigtails never felt like quite such an understatement.) Meanwhile, the rest of the family takes sides.

Dick Grayson may be an adult but right now he needs an adult. An adultier adult. Someone who knows about dishwashers and coupons and Roombas. He’d also prefer if it’s an adult that won’t make too much fun of him. At least not in front of the other adults.

Jason Todd needs a friend. Yah he has friends. Yes, plural. But he can pretty much count them on one hand and he really only sees them when it’s end of the world type stuff. So yah he’d like someone to just binge Netflix with, cook for, and maybe name a Roomba with. He doesn’t even have a Roomba but he’d get one if it meant he didn’t spend every night alone eating microwave burritos.

Beyond confused, and a little concerned, Tim clicks on the URL Kon sent him, before groaning loudly. At first, he thinks this must be some kind of incredibly elaborate and convoluted prank from his friend, as he reads the title of the online gossip website.

In which Jason and Tim get up to some steamy stuff in a car, but are pulled over by the police for parking illegally. Unfortunately, they are in Bludhaven, so it can only be one police officer.
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1871

Dick Grayson was not expecting Jason to wake him up while claiming to actually be Damian. Neither was he expecting to find himself in the body of his other brother, Tim. With a mounting caffeine headache and a group of arguing brothers will he be able to calm things down long enough to get them all fixed or will they be stuck as each other forever?
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3113

It's been 5 years since Jason died.
It's been 4 years since he came back with a chip on his shoulder and a taste for bloodshed.
It's been 2 years since he started trying to detox from the Lazarus Pit and rejoin the Family.
It's only been a year since his last major blow-up with the Family, 9 months since the last time he injured a fellow Bat severely enough to land them on the sidelines for over a week.

So this working together with Red Robin thing is still new, still fragile, and Jason is not the only one struggling to cope with it. And when a routine disruption of a smuggling operation takes an odd turn, Tim and Jason find themselves with a whole new perspective to sift through.

“Uh, wow, that is... a low neckline.” Jason nods more than necessary. He’s vaguely aware he’s acting like a drooling idiot, which is embarrassing since this is the first time he’s actually meeting the Dixie Grayson, pin-up princess of Gotham, Nightwing, and his foster sister.

A ten-second run-in with a magical artefact has dire consequences when the Batboys end up in the wrong bodies. For the duration, though, they're going to have to live each other's lives as best they can. It sounds easier than it is, and it didn't sound easy to start with. Worse, everyone who knows them thinks it's hilarious.

Jason was having a bad day. A very bad day. On the list of 'bad days', it's somewhere in the top five. What made it so horrific? A wizard. A fucking wizard. They'd gotten offended when Jason called them a wizard but that's exactly what they were. They were carrying a wand and casting spells and wearing a robe. What did they want to be called? Craig the fuckin' Sorcerer Supreme? That title was already taken, sorry. Calling the already frustrated magic-user a 'Gandalf LARPer' and a 'Bargain-bin Miracle Max' probably hadn't been his smartest move. What? He was snarky by nature.

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In which Jason gets hit by a spell and can't stop saying what's on his mind.
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2958

Just because Jason doesn't remember his early years, doesn't mean he has to believe these freaks when they say he's some dead kid, and no, he's not okay with them stalking him!
Or the one where the pit restored Jason's mind but not his memories and the Batfamily wants him to come home whether he believes them or not.

"What do you fucking mean he talked? He just stood there in that ballroom all 'Hey! Richard Grayson? Went and got married to his wannabe mobster boyfriend 'cause Daddy doesn't approve!' That what he did?"

As far as cases go, one where Dick has to pretend to be married to Jason is still not the worst one he's had to take.

Jason's just trying to deal with life. A fight with Dick doesn't help. Neither does being caught fighting by Damian and Tim. When they start acting weird and way too nice because of it he decides it's about time he uses things to his advantage. Too bad everything always has to backfire on him.
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3621

Dick is out as Nightwing, visiting Gotham for a night, when he runs across two figures in an alley, moving in a very distinct way. He interferes, since it looks violent, but the 'victim' is very much not a victim, and very much not appreciative of him sticking his nose in where it isn't wanted.
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4711 (wip)