Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Scott vs. The Fly

Poor creature never had a chance.Fly-swatters are for sissies. This trick is a big crowd-pleaser with the kids. What could be cooler than a dad who kills flies with his superior speed, strength and mercilessness? Nothing.

Five people call me mom. They do it like this...

"Mom, are we doing anything tonight?""Mom, I'm still hungry.""Mom, when I grow up I want to be the ninja of fighting and stealth.""Mom, what if the whole world is just a giant pop-up book?""Mom, the most disgusting collection of all would be...a booger collection."