Ricki Raven

Ricki Raven is an obsessive MySpace user known for his desperate and hopeless attempts to seduce any white female who lives in his town of Leicester, England by spamming their comments with an endless stream of barely literate come-ons. He claims to be IRL famous after he appeared on X Factor (a UK version of American Idol) and got summarily rejected by Simon Cowell, and uses this one instance of brief public humiliation to lie to girls that he's a celebrity. He also says he is an ex-model, but this is dubious at best given his severe case of the ugly and the lack of any proof whatsoever.

When not basking in the publicity that comes from creepily pestering women on the internet and humiliating himself on national television, Ricki is a self hating foot-fetish stalker who hacked someone's Bebo, myspace and hotmail to get a loli to take off her shoes on cam. He again hacked someone else's hotmail in 2004 (after trying to add the victim on MSN using around a 100 email addresses) and got arrested.

He has a second (original) privated myspace (BANNED) but regularly harasses women from his public one (ALSO BANNED). Also has his own Bebo with some abuse on it, as well as a FacebooksecondFacebook under the name "Ronny Briggs"thirdFacebook. Whilst no one actually knows why Ricki got his first facebook ban, his foot fetish group was deleted at the same time, so Facebook doesn't appear to tolerate his kind of deviants.
Also he thinks he's a good singer too, has a shitty song recorded on his answering machine and on his myspace answering machine.

He has confirmed Facebook sockpuppets who all claim to be his girlfriend or are engaged to him, despite other users recognising their stolen pics sockpuppet 1234567.

He also made his own Facebook fanclubs, some with abusive comments, some administrated by his sockpuppet accounts, and some taken over because he didn't know how to delete them after leaving. Group 12 lol no admin34.
His personal WHITE only foot fetish group is heredeleted lol.

Hacked someone's hotmail and bebo to get some jailbait to show feet on cam. Also hacked another hotmail before this but got arrested in the process.

Though ED rules say posting numbers and email is against the rules, this guy doesn't care, he really is asking for it. PROTIP: just google his name and find his copypasta. In fact he already tried posting it here already.

One day, Ricki discovered some small shred of dignity he still possessed, and decided instantly to lose it by recording an embarrassing awful rap about his made-up female conquests. Naturally, he made this the intro song to his MySpace, like a toddler proudly holding up a wet shit for its parents to admire. Click on the link to enjoy this treat!
media:Ricki Raven - Intro Rap.mp3

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She said 'Hey! You're Ricky Raven'...I said 'yeah. I'll take you to Haven'

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I went to Zanzibar last week. I saw a white slag and asked her for a fag

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My name is Ricki Raven, I'm a trustworthy guy. With Three thousand women- and that's no lie.

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Trustworthy guy...I walked fifty yards and then I seen Amy. She said:'Ricki, why'd you always play meh?'

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Also to note, Ricki was kind enough to correct the lyrics for us at ED, such selfless devotion.

no type in ricki raven in google and my name will come up in a lot of different links...and on yahoo...also check out www.bathrocks.co.uk how are you anyway gorgeous x x x x

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—Ricki on his efame

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hi ya gorgeous are you okay?..its ricki from leicester on your myspace list (as you already must know lol)..add me on msn my adds model_ricky@hotmail.co.uk also check my profile out.X get back

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— One of Ricki's delicious copypasta

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id try it yeah. never worn one a banana suit this wud ave to be done in a hotel or summet though as it wudbe 2 risky to do it at mine incase sum1 walked in how embarrasin, yea that wud be fun..do u ave any banana suits.. oh and yea dirty feet are nice only if there white..but neva licked any b4...oh and this may sound silly but wudnt mind u swearin as i lickin ur feet...perhaps be a bit racist...lol xxxx i dontfink ur weird at allll its called explorin your fantasies..

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—Ricki being trolled into agreeing to wear a banana suit during sex

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...im famous mst wite women from leicester no my name that i dont even no, if u dont believe me ask ya mates if theyve heard of ricki raven

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—Ricki on his IRL fame

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hi im ricki raven from leicester hope your gud think ive seen you somewhere before or spoken to you on here nice pic,or you may have been to the salon i used to work in called toni n guy, i dont really send these messages nor do i go on the net much just sort of recognised your facexx and thought i wouldnt waste any time.Im kinda shy but genuine if you want to you can drop me a txt on 07913785543 or call so i no your real and not no man with afake pic cus there some fakers on here.xx

hi its greg from stoke, call me or txt me on 07-ricki-is-gay, i dont normally do this but your special because uve been on my myspace list for a while plus you have seen ricki's tiny knob, he is so insecure. xx

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—Concerned myspace user Greg

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Ricki you are probably the most annoying man ever to live on this planet you will NEVER get laid...

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—Honest pineapster user QueenBee

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This dickhead harrassed me for months, he used around 100 different email addresses to contact me on MSN, he hacked my computer and then began hassling everyone on my contact list, I had to report it to the police in the end and they arrested him back in 2004!! I cant believe he is still doing it. Someone needs to do something, this guy is pure evil, please dont be sucked in by him and his pathetic lies. Some of the things he said he would do to me still haunt me to this day, stay well clear!

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—From a victim who got hacked by Ricki but then got the police to pwn Ricki

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Monty is NOT Ricki Raven.

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—Monty, a myspace dog who Ricki spammed with copypasta, the dog now appears to have a mistaken identity crisis

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JACK "THE TWIN" TOWER AND TONY "IM YOURE FATHER" DARTHVADER THINK SO TOO RICKI RAVEN!!!! YOU GOT THE PISS TAKEN OUT OF YOU BY A PAIR OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS...HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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—Irate myspace user Punk In Drublic

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LMAO

RICKI RAVEN BABE..

YOU ARE A KNOB!!!
PROPA KNOB!

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—Amused myspace user hornybugger.

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i get goosebumps every time i watch that video; am i sad?

it's pretty 'sick' man.
how funny would it be if owen actually took photos of ricki raven?
i don't think i can imagine anything being funnier.
man, i'm waiting for the day...
xxxxx

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—Myspace user Amo Jamo on future lulz

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Hello People!

Wud like 2 warn u of one FUCKED UP individial who seriously needs sum counselling - he goes by da name of Ricki Raven - he thinks hes the dogs bollox - but he is very sad indeed - check his profile out - n u will c wot a loser he is -n if u feel the need 2 send him a nasty message on myspace - please feel free on my behalf - as he has been harrasing me n leaving me all sorts of weird freaky messages - so dont b fouled by him - as he is bad news - i ave blocked him fom my myspace n my MSN.
Take Care
Julz x x x

Another USIfacebook group, this time it's about him going to some shitty holiday resort called Haven in England, "23/09/08" probably asking for sex.

His new fetish group: Join if your names sarah from Leicester "I am the only guy in this group so do talk and leave wall posts and talk amongst yourselves..If your confused as to why i like the name sarah ask me..im here if you need me"