Sega: Urinal Gaming, It’s gonna be huge

Sega is breaking into the urinal gaming business in a big way. Stationed around select Metro Stations in Tokyo the “toylet” is being installed to provide at least 15 seconds of gaming enjoyment to train riders. How’s this for a marketing slogan “You’re Pee is the Controller” , I’m not gonna lie I’d play it. Hell I have been playing games in the bathroom for years. Classics like “Try to Keep it into the Bowl” , ” How fast can you go without getting any on you” , and “Holy Crap I think I forgot to Pause My Game” have kept me occupied for years.

This is a very natural progression for the video game maker. The mini-game lineup includes

Manneken Pis: Where players are scored on how much liquid is captured by the urinal sensor.

Graffiti Eraser: How forceful your urine is will determine if it can clear away a graffiti inflicted wall.

The North Wind and Her: If you can keep it down, this requires players to hit a target, making a womans skirt rise.

Milk from the Nose: Players try to score the strongest and longest flow of urine.

Making it more personal you can insert your own flash drive into the urinal to collect your high scores. It’s like a really dirty gameboy that other people have pee’d on. Yeehaw!