Weather delayed last night's Pirates-Cubs bout at Wrigley Field for several hours, and by the end of the 3-0 Pittsburgh win there weren't many fans left in the stadium. There was, however, one guy who really wanted to get on TV making blowjob faces.

Taking advantage of what we imagine was lax ninth-inning security, this gentleman found his way right behind home plate and spent most of the final stanza engaged in all manner of obscene face-making—even getting himself into Comcast SportsNet Chicago's slow-motion replays.

Eventually security came and hauled him off. His stunt isn't the most shocking part of all this, though; that we received multiple tips from people watching the ninth inning of a 3-0 Pirates-Cubs game in the early morning hours is.