Malibu Sundae is a combo of classic Malibu coconut and chocolate ice cream flavor. Match made in heaven? We think not. And its super sweet counterpart isn’t much better. Malibu Swirl features a strawberries and whipped cream flavor. We have a cavity just thinking about it.

Both dessert rums (is that really a category now?) will be available at the end of this month for $14.99 a bottle. Don’t expect to see us in line for them.