A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow
And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”

There was a homeless family in need for a room. But, The guy said no more rooms because they were Homeless… So, they got into a barn… And, the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. And, Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, That little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway