Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I was hoping it could be the lost Babe Ruth piano -- the one he allegedly threw into a pond back in 1918 or so, perhaps lubricated by alcohol. (Dave wrote a piece on it a few years back.) But alas it's in the wrong spot in Massachusetts and it's in good condition.

ah, it could be done with one person. you just need a truck (wheels mounted on two-by fours) of the right size. i moved my own piano myself more than once, and once took an upright (larger version) up three flights of fire escape with one other fella.