Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

I had an Indian empire span from India to South Russia and creeping my way into Anatolia. The China nearby was expansionist and bordering me. They had numerous tributaries before. My stupid ass didn't bother to have a peace deal with them. They soon declared war on me.

I had about 100k troops while they had 150k+ troops. They were attacking all the way at the edge of my empire thats far from the coast and mercs didn't help much despite me being basically the Jeff Bezos among the rulers. My entire orange blob turned yellow and I went from emperor to lowly Duke. I died a little inside that day.