It is utterly mesmerising. I've never mellowed-out to anything better than this. Don't judge it by listening to it sober (not that it's bad, even then). Cue it up on your player and light up your favourite smoking instrument.

I use paper. Joint-regular. And now a part of my smoking I feel pretty ashamed to admit. I mix the cannabis and tobacco in about 50-50 percentage. the reason for that is the taste. I simply can not smoke pure pot, it kills my throat. This makes me slightly addicted to tobacco, as I use one tobacco per joint and I tend to smoke 2 joints a day, minimum. That means I smoke at least 2 cigarettes a day, sometimes much more, and I smoke it without filters, so the smoke is even stronger. I use only a piece of hard paper to act as a filter, but it filters nothing, just keeps small pieces of herbs to enter my mouth.

I tried bongs, pipes, water pipes, home made bongs from plastic bottles, home made water bongs from plastic bottles, "a rose", a bucket of water and half of plastic bottle (boooom bong), everything I could my hands on... Nothing was ever as pleasant as a nicely rolled joint, mixed with tobacco. I use Marlboro white (light) for the mix.

The only thing I haven't tried is the evaporator. It is a bit expensive to try it out and not like it. The main problem is that rolling and smoking in a circle of people is a part of the tradition, something like a ritual, similar to peace-pipe from Native Americans (Indians not from India ). I am a top quality roller, none can challenge my art of rolling.

What kind of "rituals" do you use and partake while smoking? We have a strange thing that we developed and a lot of our friends accepted. It just makes everything more fun and games. If there are a few of us in a "joint circle", we can never agree in which direction should the joint travel. This is for the "circles" of 3 or more people, if you play ping-pong with just one person, it does not compute. So, when you start rolling (and presumably you will light it up as well) the person who says "Oklahoma" chooses the path of that joint. This does not mean that the joint goes directly to the person that said the control word, but it goes in his general direction (left or right). That way, the person who called upon the power of Oklahoma gets the joint sooner. The word "Oklahoma" was chosen as a tribute to Borat and the "safe word" they used when a hooker was whipping the fat guy. This also eliminates any type of argument about the direction of the joint, as we have declared that to be the Ultimate Law of Oklahoma. It is unbreakable and not opened for discussion. It also draws it's roots from an old Croatian similar thing, but we have used our own word and have put up a few other specialised rules.

Yes, I know, I know, "Pass the dutchie to left side man, pass the dutchie to the left"... It has never been the Law, so we have abandoned that song-law.

Does any of you have any retarded games similar to this?

Stark, Oklahoma!

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.-Hunter S. Thompson

For the most part I am a joint guy as well. But lately I've really been enjoying the concentrates. Not a big fan of smearing oil on my papers, since it wastes too much, so I've been using this dome and nail. Bro, you really should try one. Using the concentrates means only smoking the good stuff, so you don't end up inhaling all that smoke from the burning plant matter. If you find bud burns too much, this may be a solution.

All that said, I hear ya about tradition and ritual. I love sitting down, taking my time, and spinning a perfect bone. I don't do tobacco in it, but I know many who do. Not a biggie to me. What matters to me is that care was put into it. Nothing pisses me off more than when someone takes some really nice bud, and does a half ass job of rolling it. Joint don't gotta be perfect, as long as the roller did their best. (I'm a pretty accomplished roller too. I like them on the small side, with a crutch. I'd rather pass around two smaller, more evenly smoking joints, than one big blunt. The burn off during the pass is way less, and wasted weed makes baby Jesus cry)

I had something that I'm not sure what to call it, but I think it was Hash Honey? It was more solid than oil, but I think basically the same idea as oil. Totally was not expecting such a powerful high. Not that I was disappointed.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness
~Izel