Tuesday, August 09, 2011

When two dwarves meet do they fight or do they buy each other drinks? Obviously individual personality quirks come into play, but you can juice up your campaign a bit by introducing clan relations. Make this easy on yourself: generate 6 clans and start their names with the letters A, B, C, D, E and F. That way when J. Random Dwarf shows up you can throw a die (who doesn't have a d6 handy?) and you'll remember that 3 equals the clan that starts with C. Give the clans names you and your players are likely to remember. Like this:

Red lines indicate grudges. You can make this up ahead of time or throw it to the players when it comes up. Do your best to make sure the grudge cuts both ways. Instead of victims and victimizers, shoot for mutual jerkiness. Examples:

The Bogbeards live in dank, substandard caves because the Axehammers drove them out of their ancestral lands. But the Axehammers never would have invaded Bogbeard territory if the latter had honored the Treaty of Blackanvil and supported the Axehammers in Goblin War VII. The Axehammers lost and now goblins live in their halls. Both sides are haunted by grumpy ancestor spirits, who constantly complain their grandkids have abandoned the ancient homelands.

When the Dwarf Throne sat empty 7 centuries ago the Electrumeyes and Flintdoodles both made plays for the kingship and both ended up ruining each others' chances. Now every time the fortunes of the Electrumeyes clan goes pear-shaped they all remind themselves that they'd be living the easy life if those jerks the Flintdoodles hadn't interfered, and vice versa.

Green lines represent allied clans, if only because they both loath the same people. Clans with no direct connection are generally apathetic to one another.

Now, in addition to a little extra texture to dwarf-on-dwarf encounters, you probably also have the makings of one or more epic quests. Any PC that can unscrew centuries of dwarven grudgery deserves mountains of accolades.

The same basic system works for halflings, but make sure the grudges are over the smallest, pettiest stakes possible. E.g. the Bottomrumps and the Dingleberries argue every year over who is in charge of the Christmas pageant.

"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."