You know damn well who the person on the first page is. There will be no "registering an account" because he's already a goon. I know your habit of trolling some of the less-liked goons as well as myself during your w00tr0w wils0n days. I dont really see what's so funny about this entry OTHER than the fact that you have been going out of your way to troll this poor kid. Tristan has done nothing wrong other than be a little hefty, educated, and opinionated. I guess that makes him trollworthy, in your book. Any way you slice it i'm pretty sure i'll be seeing your next entry entirely devoted to N-R-GEE or perhaps myself or Karma Sutra (even though he has it coming).

Keep this shit to FYAD or Helldump. You dont need to make a public spectacle.

Thanks, Ben K. (FivePoint)

For those interested, Ben also asked me (in a subsequent email) to tell the other front page writers to tone down on the "mean humor". I did so, and I sadly regret to inform you that Something Awful will be replaced with a mirror of Focus On The Family's website effective immediately. I, more than anyone, was wounded by his bringing up forum shit that no one cares about, so I personally give my word that I will think long and hard before making fun of any more of Ben's e-friends.

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Okay, I thought long and hard about it, and here's another one of your unfunny friend's lame-ass videos, you uppity butt-hurt retarded drunk:

A 17 year old racist furry's unfunny prank call

HAHAHAHA WOW! A STUPID WHITE KID SHOUTING RACIST SHIT TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET PAID NEARLY ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO IT HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Critics Corner

"booooooooooooooring"-A7XAvA

"wtf is this shit not funny "-dillon12

"I'm afraid even some of theses lame comments made about this video are better than the video its self, how this video is supposed to be humorous, god only knows... (L) "-L51432

Traci Lords goes on a journey of vengeance and squibs while making the same stupid face constantly.

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