A Gentleman’s Guide to Strip Club Etiquette

You know that this night is coming. If you want to look cool, include Frankie Goes to Hollywood in your playlist and listen to Relax over and over again. Don’t look like a stiff who doesn’t know which end is up. You’ll obviously look like a newbie and the women certainly don’t want to entertain an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s doing. A real man has his wits about him at all times. If you look tense, the girls might just assume that you’ll blow your load the moment they glance your way. And as you know, girls don’t want to get their clothes filthy with your gunk.