Saturday, December 02, 2006

All I Want For Christmas

It’s Christmastime and my lips are feeling festively impetuous. I want to spend the next month kissing someone nonstop. I’m not sure if it’s my earnest love of kissing or my persistent desire for a particular person that’s causing my smoochy holiday restlessness. Regardless, it would be nice to get some face-mashing action sometime soon. If it doesn't happen, I may start wearing a hat made of mistletoe.I’m fairly certain that kissing is my very favorite thing in the world to do. After all, what can compare to excited mouths joined in a rhythmic reciprocity creating the most delicious sensations? And with so many kinds of kisses, one could kiss for a very long time without it becoming the least bit tiresome or dull. How about a kiss sweet with trepidation, with warm shallow breaths escaping between a delicate trembling brush of buttery softness? Or maybe furiously eager appetites creating devouring kisses rich with fervent passion. Don't hold back! Sometimes you really SHOULD get carried away.Perhaps you bathe a lover’s body in hundreds of tender kisses, your lips caressing, exploring, and memorizing every inch of succulent skin. I'm always torn. Is it better to give or to receive?And then there are those extraordinary heart-stopping kisses. I'm thinking of the intense, soulful kisses that transcend familiar language. We could speak the words I love …, I adore … , I desire … I need YOU, but the perfect kiss says it so much better. These are the kisses we keep in our heart. We sigh longingly when we recall them days, weeks, or even years later.Yes, after mulling it over a bit, I think I’d like to kiss my way through the holidays this year. I actually own the hat in the picture at the top of this post. The only problem is that I think it might be a bit subtle for my ardent purposes.What do you think?

Larry: Glad I can be somewhat inspiring. Now, get on with your busy hot self!

Afuntanilla: Welcome. I like the word "tantilizing". It's wonderfully descriptive.

Dan: Thanks for the tip. Who knows, in a moment of eggnog-induced desperation, I might otherwise have put my health in peril. Good of you to visit.

Spin: It's a good thing there are other pairs of kissable lips wandering around. And the nice thing is, you can try them out without having to take them home.

Joy: http://www.shiptheweb.com/Gifts/Product/Springy_Mistletoe_ELP-2DA7729.html Seriously though, I mean business! I think I might just go whack the hell out of a mistletoe bush and get wild with a gluegun. What do you think, bells or no bells?

I like the kissing thing, but Mrs. P gets bored, what should I do? I mean kissing the same person for 20 years does have some drawbacks. Most times it's just kiss, kiss- then right to the nasty.Oh well, I guess I shouldn't complain.

Chick – You know, if we don’t want to trouble ourselves with the strain of choosing one or the other, we could adopt a “both” approach. After all, they do seem to go well together …… xoxoxo

GNGirl – If you’re going to steal any of my ideas, I think this is a good one. It’s much better than when I decided to go on a celery, banana and yogurt diet.

Stephen – Okay, but do I have to wait until Christmas morning to unwrap you?

Pman3 – Hmmm … I’m the last person to ask advice about something like this. However, I’m very curious about the answer. You should make it your own personal challenge to rekindle the kissing-tingle. Then, report back to the rest of us so we can benefit from your efforts.

There are a lot of degrading words used to describe girls and women. One of them is “Chick.” Since we rarely resemble small fuzzy farmyard animals, this term is rather absurd. Instead, we've reclaimed the word, reformatted it and are offering a new and improved definition. See the 1st post, Hot Chiks Code, in the Oct. archives.