Speaking of almost being sold out, these Classy Dinosaur Ties (at 500%, 600% and 700% classy) are almost sold out too!

There are some Dinosaur Comics Morph Mugs that you can get! It starts out black and when you add a hot liquid ends up with a wrap-around Panel 3 picture! Don't believe me? Maybe the magic of VIDEO will convince you??

I've gotten into the habit of complimenting you here but after three links to my own merchandise I'm worried it may appear insincere, so instead: firm handshakes all around!

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