Say hello to Craig Lynch. He'll give you the finger. The police has been hunting him since he escaped from prison last September, and now he's using Facebook to taunt them. He seems like a very charming man:

About me: You'll have a laugh with me but it will end in tears. It always does

This tool—who was serving seven years for aggravated burglary at the Hollesley Bay Prison in Suffolk, England—has 199 friends in Facebook, and for the last few months he has been regularly updating his status, leaving hints about where he is, the steaks he eats, and the parties he goes to. The police, however, are still clueless, and they are asking people to help in the search. [Mirror]