“Welcome, ya’ll!” said Carter, in full waitress uniform. “Hope everyone brought their appetites!”

The restaurant, designed in the classic 50’s diner motif, is located in a strip mall in between an A-1 Cleaners and The New Beginnings methadone clinic. The walls are covered in important TNA artifacts from years past. Some pieces of memorabilia include the tubesocks that the Hot Shots stuffed into their trunks, Johnny Fairplay’s contract, and Don Harris’s infamous Nazi SS shirt.

“The TNA Restaurant has some good ol’ down home, stick to your ribs cookin,” said Carter, wiping gravy from an order of Tyrus Thanksgiving Sandwich on to her apron.

Other items on the menu include the Abyss’s Black Hole Slamburger, the EC3-Bean Salad, Loaded Rockstar Spuds, and Velvet Sky High Apple Pie. This week’s special is Chicken ala Kenny King with your choice of Austin Aries Antipasto or Lashley Lentil soup.

“Y’know, I’ve never been in the food business, but I think we’ll be fine. Come to think of it, I can’t even make mac and cheese. It’s okay, though. I didn’t know anything about the wrestling business and look where TNA is now!”

Several TNA wrestlers are currently working at the restaurant to help make ends meet.

Dixie became aggravated when people kept calling for take out orders of Samoan Sloppy Joes.
“Sugar, I keep telling y’all we don’t have those no more and to save you time there are no A.J. Sliders either. Now stop bothering me or my boss Mel will really let have it.”

On another note: the wrestlers that work at the diner are:
– Hulk Hogan (the only place that would hire him BACK after his racial slur sex tape)
– Damien Demento (the only place that would hire him BACK after his…)
– Samoa Joe (doing the Chef’s special for his Sloppy Samoa Joe’s. He works part time and still doesn’t get paid enough to make ends meet)
– Kevin Nash (assistant chef. Run!)
– Scott Hall (dish washer/bus boy/maintenance guy. Watch out, Trump may think he is illegal)
– Tara (part time hostess but only comes in around Halloween)
– Kharma (aka Awesome Kong, head chef, try the grits, they’ll knock your socks off! Literally!)

Nice notes but it wouldn’t be McDonald’s but Mickie Ds as the competition. That or Gail Kim’s hubby Robert Irvine. This would be quite the episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives…all a part of TNA if you count MVP and the booking team.

would you like some Dixie doughnuts with your king of the mountain dew and our side order will be a choice of aj juice or iwgpee no that is not a typo and baby if that don’t satisfy your hard justice try ordering some slammiversary viennas or my personal favorite panda energy punch .always goes down smooth and panda energy punch is never with out a side order of bro man meat complete with gut check cheese what we have no gut check cheese well fire up some double j jelly or my favorite abyss burgers or joseph park peanuts with teeth.