What's wrong with showtunes? I worked in theatre for fifteen years during and after college. Let me lay out a few facts for the homophobic crowd:

- Women outnumber men in professional theatre about 9 to 1
- Some of those men are gay, making the odds even better for the rest of us.
- The women are beautiful, and a lot of them are dancers. If you've never . . . oh my god . . . ballerinas . . . wow.
- They also have very low self-esteem. I realize now that's why they would do whatever I asked and put up with all sorts of crappy behavior. At the time, it just seemed like a dream. What can I say . . . I was a jerk when I was 20.
- Theatre is short periods of very hard work (rehearsals), followed by long stretches of working maybe three hours a day, six days a week. It's good work if you can get it.

I didn't make much money, but I got paid to play with swords and kiss pretty girls, and I saw the whole country in the process.

Not to mention that the women walk around in basically just their underwear because A.) They rarely have time to change in their dressing room and B.) They think most of the men there are gay anyways, so most of them don't really care.
Gotta love women in musical theater....

- Those moves are straight from The Music Man's "Shipoopi"
- "Masculinity" from La Cage aux Folles
- "Gimme The Ball" from A Chorus Line
- "Setting Up The Score" from Edwin Drood
- "One of the Boys" from Woman of the Year
- "A Cockeyed Optimist" from South Pacific

EDIT: co-sign the "show tunes rock" comment. I know there's not many musical theater types here in the MGoCommunity, but every single one of the musicals I mention above is amazing, homophobes be damned.

I think Tate is doing a Rockette move. It looks like
he's ready to do a kick. Getting sandwiched between
a couple of those babes would be alright. I'd be a
smilin'. I hope he looks just like that after the OSU
game. If he's doing that, we'll all be dancing.