Tuesday, September 15, 2009

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" - SEPT. 11 2009

Friday, September 11, 2009

QUOTES FROM “REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER”

Following are quotables from “Real Time with Bill Maher” for Friday, September 11th, 2009. “Real Time with Bill Maher” airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.

It is of course the eighth anniversary of 9/11 and Americans today stopped, as they should, and reflected, whatever they were doing, just to sit there, reflect, do nothing, say nothing, just like Bush did eight years ago when he got the news.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

This was very encouraging for our country. At the World Trade Center site, Joe Biden observed a moment of silence, showing Americans really can do anything.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

This was the week when the President made his big healthcare speech to Congress, making it the second time in the week that he addressed a bunch of children.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

I know the President is black, but this is not "Showtime at the Apollo."

Joe Wilson, to be fair, the next day, he did apologize. He said he didn’t mean to say, “You lie,” he meant to say, "Go back to Africa!"

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

Of course, what's so ironic is that the healthcare plan that Mr. Wilson so angrily opposes would get him the Prozac he so desperately needs.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

The next day, Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said you know what, she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, honey, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue

The people who took their kids out of school to avoid the President, they need to go back to school.

- Paul Rieckhoff

It was fun to say it to Kathie Lee Gifford’s face and watch her head explode when I said I wanted to outsell the Bible … There’s not one Brooke Shields story in there, which my book has Brooke Shields stories. There’s no plastic surgery photos in the Bible. It sucks.

- Kathy Griffin

New Rule: Next time President Obama addresses America's school children, he has to tell them they're obese and that they should get off drugs. Or otherwise they'll grow up to be Rush Limbaugh.

- Bill Maher in his “New Rules” segment

New Rule: Stop with Michelle Obama's arms. Women are clamoring for the new issue of "Women's Health" magazine where Michelle's trainer tells how you can get her guns in just nine minutes a day. But I don't buy that because First Lady Laura Bush's arms never got that cut and she spent eight years holding onto a dumbbell.

Not ONE quote from Richard Clark, yet you post this GEM from Lucille Ball?!:

"It was fun to say it to Kathie Lee Gifford’s face and watch her head explode when I said I wanted to outsell the Bible … There’s not one Brooke Shields story in there, which my book has Brooke Shields stories. There’s no plastic surgery photos in the Bible. It sucks.

In 1997 NORAD said they insure, "Aircraft flying over our air space are monitored seven days a week, 24 hours a day."

In 2004 the Air Force contradictorily said, "Before 2001, 1st Air Force was charged with keeping an eye on the nation’s borders, usually looking for threats in the form of Russian aircraft skirting too close for comfort to the mainland. In those few hours, the command’s mission went from looking outward to looking inward."

For those of you who still believe that the media pretty much reports the truth, and that the media reported the truth (or close to it) about 9/11, then watch Aaron Broussard (Jefferson Parish President) on September 5, 2005 being interviewed on Meet the Press. Fast forward to 3:10 minutes in the YouTube video below where Broussard says that FEMA officers were cutting down the emergency communication lines days after Katrina blew over:

Also, several months after Katrina hit, the National Hurricane Center affirmed that Category 1 -2 winds (74-110 mph) swept over New Orleans, NOT Category 4 or 5 winds:

Google the CNN article title: Katrina was Category 3, not 4

Now, at the time Katrina was approaching New Orleans, government officials were worried that the New Orleans levee system would not survive a Category 4 or 5 hurricane. There was NEVER any question that the levee system couldn't cope with Category 1 - 2 hurricanes!

In other words, all the reports we were getting from persons living near the levee system saying that the levee was blown up are true!

Now, did you pay attention to the newscasts on the fourth anniversary of Katrina? All the commentators talked about Category 4 - 5 winds. They STILL won't tell you that the actual winds that hit New Orleans were Category 1 - 2 winds!

Are you now beginning to understand how the media covers up crimes committed by the Federal government regardless of the political party in power in Washington, DC?

There is a petition going around to get the legalization of marijuana possession in quantities for personal use on the interim ballot - we need 650,000 votes. Please help.

Hey Dean, whadya want? Are you blackmailing us to pay you to stop? If you have something to say, say it. Get to the point. Spamming this blog is counterproductive; everyone will think you are in touch with your inner asshole, and its roids need a surgical precedure you were denied by Miser, Permanently (a subsidiary of Cheney-Wackmeoff prison industry speculists).

Yay! I got to see a Kathy Griffin snipit! She's so cute, I'm so glad it was put up. I must say though that nothing beats her accusing Larry King of checking out her rack. I lost my faith too, it's not hard to do, all you need is the ability to think. My family is a bunch of Catholics and what a load that is. I was so abused by my family as so many are, and to see them going to church, kneeling, thinking that they are so righteous, gag! And nothing annoys me more than someone telling me they are going to pray for me, it just makes me want to leave a copy of Religulous on their front step. I hope Ms. Griffins' book does outsell the Bible, I'll buy a copy, I'm sure it's much more interesting too, and less offensive, what was it you said Mr. Maher? You could find more morality in the Rick James Bible? That documentary is so funny it should come with a choking hazard, I have to make sure I'm not eating when I watch it, I had to learn that the hard way!

China sucks. Its not just the government, as a culture they hold life so cheap that their idea of healthcare is to kill the weak.

Beyond Cheney privatizing prisons and requiring 60-80% occupancy to make near criminal insurance industry profit, thats the other reason why we have the largest % of our population in prison - we don't just rape, torture & kill our citizens, as do the small nations we allowed the Bushes to screw up (in your name, cracker!) or the all on their own already psycho police states do.

China has a huge population of slaves. Most 'middle' and 'cracker' Americans subscribe to via waldomart and tarjay et alia, with the same lack of consideration as the poor suckered into voting Republican NASCAR.

Hellooo? Your behavior says you're a dumbass American, Bill Maher is just making jokes about you. You think he's pointing it out for the first time? Bwahahaha...

Damn, the Republicans have had a successful breeding program.

Reverend Sun Moon? Is that a covert op joke?

Bottom line is whether by compassion or greed, our political criminals have for decades set us up to compete with slaves for our jobs and we haven't maintained our standard of living since 1970.

Its quite obvious.

Discuss that amongst yourselves. In the meantime, remember that all that cheap shit you bought from waldomart was made by slaves and child laborers who have absolutely no rights, who are oppressed mainly due to the censorship in China.

I think you really need to stop calling Americans stupid . you are the only stupid one . and calling jesus a fairy tale really . you will see someday . shame on you . i think maybe you need to leave our country since you don't like it here . make fun of glen beck when u do nothing but run your mouth . stand up and do something . i think you are just jealous of glens ratings .

If you really believe that Americans aren't dumb, for the most part, check out any kind of statistics of measurable data regarding educational standards of third world countries vs. the land of social advancement.

I don't know but I strongly suspect that Jesus was the 1st hippy. If you read the big book of bullshit, he roamed the land with his bros, mooching & telling stories for food, 'befriending' lowly women.

I think the blatant homosexual aspects of the big book of lies were added by the Great Homo himself, Constantine + his butt buddies. 1400 years of copying it by hand by a bunch of shut in hard up monks probably embellished all the sex in it.

I can prove Jesus was lying and all Christian religion is fake. That shit about the chosen people? Look around you and point out the people who don't die. Everyone dies, you fucking idiots.

The opnly way your prophecy will happen is if el presidente de los Estados Unidos Jesus Bush III enters the launch codes... "I'll be back!". Yeah sure you will. Only in Hollywood

can someone help me here?i recently heard bill say that someone in the press wrote that"obamas negs rise"and he believed that it had racial undertones that suggested the writer really meant nigs...i cant help but notice the link on his web site is called "blogga please"does this mean then that because there are two g,s followed by and a that he means "nigga please"?and if he does mean that is it okay because hes a liberal and they CANNOT be racist?

I have a theory that Wilson's outburst wasn't due to his opposition to Obama, or a tactic to cover a noisy and rather stinky fart, or even temporary insanity triggered by videos of his wife's jungle fever love making, posted on Twitter. Quite a shock, losing his beard and lover in a single mpg.

No... They're trying to keep it quiet, but Wilson has lost his mind to a combination of Alzheimer's and the ravages of syphilis eating away at his brain for 50 years.

If you watched closely during the presidential address, you would have noted that Wilson, was at one point, wearing a sign which read, "Hello! My Name is Joey and I'm special!"

Joey later removed the sign so that he could use the safety pin attaching it, to stab those around him.

Whatever... this demented, syphilitic, fool has the power and might of the party of, The "Special People" behind him, bleating on cue, and throwing their dollars at him, all because he seems to be the ONLY one willing to stand up to that god damn uppity nigger!

hey zen,glad to hear from you.ive been sending your quotes out to other sites and getting major laughs from them...people cant believe ive found the holy grail of idiocy and think im making this stuff up.keep it coming and please,if there is any video of you id love to see it.ill pay money for any photos of your two headed parents or your gay retarded grandparents who im sure were brother and sister,tell me..is it terribly warm in your trailer park next to the superfund site?

It would be great if you would invite Senator Inhofe as a panalist and discuss the science and politics of man made climate change. I'd agree on penalizing pollutors, but the merits of man made climate change appear to questionable, and the money needed to "fix" this problem are likely better used elsewhere.

Despite what Kathy Griffin said, science is open to intellectual debate. When told that the consenus of scientists doubted his theory of relativity, Einstein responded that it only takes one to prove himi wrong.

I would interpret this to mean that he was so confident of his mathematical proof that he knew noone could prove him wrong. 100 years and still waiting for that challenger to step up...

Scientific method is defined by experimentation. If you can demonstrate a better theory then you win, until someone bests your proof. There is no debating involved, if you mean by debating that thing Sarah "I believe in Witches" and friends do to get around the instructions their deity left them.

I enjoyed the show with JayZ and Bill Moyers. It was like 3 perspectives: Jayz's expression of his culture, Moyer's description of cultures from his culture = we're all fucked and this is what history would teach us to do if you rascist cultist moron would stop trying to drive,

Plus the enormous vacuum between the two perspectives, where most people who watched it ended up.

That might have been the best show so far that will be remembered historically.

I really appreciate Conman Weiner & I think doing your show improved his career ops. The way he closed the door on dick jokes was classy and absolute: he must ne a jew, he has some extraordinary negotiating abilities.

When I saw this I was comparing Weiner's tactics to Conman Boehner's. Weiner communicated to get the result he wanted, Boehner ultimately threatened reprisals... and raved about CO2 being OK because God made CO2.

I think the CIA gets and keeps for the court of the senator victimized into being caesar for four years the best flys. This explains why Caesar GW spent his years flying around, out of reach: his wifey probably made him, to protect her investment.

Weiner said himself that he'd fielded all the dick jokes he ever heard by 5th grade, as part of his reprise.

Since I saw that (Friday) I'm trying to come up with a new dick joke. There are lots of dick and butt jokes. I think Bill Maher noticed this and this lead him to realize that religion is 'off limits' for comedian who want to work. The rest is in your face.

Maybe this calls for a formulaic joke writing method, incorporating dick AND the big no-no *religion*!

May I suggest starting with elements of circumcision and how it applies to the Jewish religion. Such as what was "god's" reasoning for snipping the soldier's helmet.

And what does this have to do with cloven hoof animals?

Camel toe anyone?

Pig isn't on the menu. Why are our cocks named after pork?

What exactly do the Jews do with those bits of meat after snipping 'em off?

OK, and what's up with showing a baby respect by kissing it's dick?

That story hits the papers once every year or two, where some poor immigrant from the Middle East gets dragged into court for abusing a minor.

Anyway, is that dick smooching based on culture, or religion?

Wait a minute...

Jebus just talked to me and gave me knowledge of the Burning Bush.

He said that's a little trick God likes to pull.

He presents himself as a burning shrubbery, someone whips out their cock to piss on it, and God gets a good long gaze and a golden shower.

God is one freaky bitch!

But I guess it'll remain a mystery that will never be answered. Does God pull this magic trick because he likes to check out cock, or He likes being pissed on.

Most likely he just likes the look of bald headed cock. Otherwise, why would Eve have been an afterthought?

Right... He made Adam and all was cool, hanging out naked with him, drooling over his virgin wang. But alas, Adam didn't swing that way, so God invented Eve, to get that lonely pecker a throbbing and a poppin'.

More proof God was a freak for the cock...

He invented the Earth and all on it, but he let the devil hang out, because he disguised himself as a stand alone cock, slithering around, shedding his scales, leaving gigantic foreskin looking things all over the place.

You can bet your left nut, if the devil would have inserted himself in Eden as a taco, God would have kicked his pussy lookin' ass out of there in no time.

What if they make sense,What if they make sense,What if they make sense?said the fair maiden.I'll block the door with my ten foot cock, said Bacchus Bill, the senator.

What if they shut us out,What if they shut us out,What if they shut us out?said the fair maiden.I'll pick the lock with my big long cock, said Bacchus Bill, the senator.

What if they pass this nasty bill,What if they pass this nasty bill,What if they pass this nasty bill?said the fair maiden.So what? I'll buy another house to fuck you all night, said Bacchus Bill, the senator.

What if the people won't pay,What if the people won't pay,What if the people won't pay?said the fair maiden.I'll say that they're gay, and fuck them that way, said Bacchus Bill, the senator.

What if the cops catch us,What if the cops catch us,What if the cops catch us?said the fair maiden.I'll knock them down with my ten pound round, said Bacchus Bill, the senator.

What if my mom walks in,What if my mom walks in,What if my mom walks in?said the fair maiden.Look, I'm just a senator, bitch, said Bacchus Bill, the senator.

lens says, "Hey Dean, whadya want? Are you blackmailing us to pay you to stop? If you have something to say, say it. Get to the point."

Sorry, lens, but sometimes repeating a message can be good, especially when the two messages I post involve PROOF (not conspiracy theory!) from articles published BEFORE September 11, 2001 concerning NORAD's true monitoring capabilities on 9/11, and PROOF (again, not conspiracy theory) that FEMA sabotaged the Katrina rescue/cleanup operation.

It isn't everyday that readers of even liberal Bill Maher get the truth of what transpired during the Bush administration (I’m not saying that elements in the Clinton administration didn’t also commit murder against the American people, most notably the 1995 Murrah Federal Building bombing). It seems that when the Federal government (actually elements within the Federal government, I should clarify) is shown to be involved in murder, even liberal commentators like Bill Maher cover-up those misdeeds.

I too am inclined to believe that the Bush inner circle were too busy hoarding stolen greenbacks to mind the store.

Otherwise, there have been enough exposed conspiracies to legitimize the argument that 'elements of the government' are out of control. You should notice that the sheep the republicans have been breeding don't give a shit about anyone or anything else, as long as they get fed.

Its Morlocks & Eloi, for all mankind! Except that catastrophic evolutionism keeps resetting the status quo.

Sleep... Sleep... 'They Live'.

So other than you're preaching to sheep, catchy bullet points with hyperlinks to the detail work better than reposting the same unsubstantiated allegations. Use the headline model.

The killer megalomaniacs upset you and you think everyone should do something about it, but you don't have any ideas there. You use a bullhorn like Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson (don't call me a himey, Jesse - it totally discredits you when you whine about racial slurs and demand money). Why don't you try something like advocate education, or peaceful resistance like Muhatma Ghandi?

Have you read any of the books by Dr. Michael Colgan. He was (is?) an advisor to the American Olympic team & ran (runs?) the Colgan Institute in San Diego. He shares his wealth of knowledge and research about health maintenance. His writing style is like classroom lecture, you get all the facts + comprehensive action steps.

Exercise and supplemental nutrition is the key to quality of life and preventative medicine.

The best revenge is to live well. I know you will outlive the foxtards, both in vigor and longevity, because they can't read! Also, high IQ is corelated to longevity & quality lifestyle... got 'em there too.

Browse Colgan's published work here:http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=michael+colgan&x=15&y=23

ZenGrouch says, "Proof you say... OK, then why isn't this "proof" front page news, in the lawsuits that would result from it's exposure to the light of day?"

Zen, concerning NORAD, just read the articles I found from the 1990's (and the April 2000 Air Force instruction on air defense operations), several of which are from NORAD itself!

As for New Orleans/Katrina, watch the Meet The Press segment where Aaron Broussard (Jefferson Parish President) says days after Katrina hit, FEMA was caught by his police force cutting down the emergency communications lines. Tim Russert doesn't ask any follow up questions on this blockbuster story!

ZenGrouch, by the way, the April 2000 Air Force instruction on Air Defense Operations was in-effect on September 11, 2001. Guess when the instruction was revised? June of 2009!

The Instruction says, "The First Air Force Commander (1 AF/CC), in his role as the CONUS NORAD Region Commander, provides CINCNORAD/Commander US Element NORAD with TW/AA, surveillance and control of the airspace of the United States and appropriate response against air attack."

Now the articles on NORAD I found from the 1990s all confirm that NORAD was indeed monitoring American territorial airspace, as the April 2000 Air Force Instruction orders!

Check out the five papers I have on NORAD at www.DNotice.org. The Air Force instruction material can be found in the last paper I wrote on NORAD...The NORAD Papers V.

"As for New Orleans/Katrina, watch the Meet The Press segment where Aaron Broussard (Jefferson Parish President) says days after Katrina hit, FEMA was caught by his police force cutting down the emergency communications lines"...

I would love to see that segment. Where is it?

Having been involved in law enforcement in New Orleans, and having a knowledge of how Harry Lee, the Sheriff of Jefferson Parish works, I find it really difficult to believe his department would sit by in an observe only mode, while someone was cutting emergency communications lines, rather than kill them on the spot and make sure their mutilated bodies are never found.

You mentioned "proof."

If all you can do is make a vague reference to a Sunday morning interview, I'd have to say your idea of "proof" is some kind of fucked up.

How exactly could Norad have prevented 911? they would have seen civilian jets with published flight plans going where they were scheduled to go, up until it was too late.

Remember: just because W repeats his lies because he wants them to stick, doesn't mean it actually works. The other people who repeat themselves constantly are the insane, and posters who do it are just lazy, cutting and pasting the same shit over, and over.

How exactly could Norad have prevented 911? they would have seen civilian jets with published flight plans going where they were scheduled to go, up until it was too late."

Blue Eyed Devil, stick to what my comment says, and stop trying to steer the conversation away from what my NORAD posting says:

In 1997 NORAD said they insure, "Aircraft flying over our air space are monitored seven days a week, 24 hours a day."

In 2004 the Air Force contradictorily said, "Before 2001, 1st Air Force was charged with keeping an eye on the nation’s borders, usually looking for threats in the form of Russian aircraft skirting too close for comfort to the mainland. In those few hours, the command’s mission went from looking outward to looking inward."

Blue Eyed Devil, now why do you think NORAD continues to lie about its monitoring capabilities over the United States? Answer that question correctly, and you will see who was really responsible for 9/11.

You really think a terrorist organization would mount an operation over American skies that had zero probability of succeeding? No, a true terrorist operation would have used the ground to implement their attacks, not the skies where NORAD was watching all aircraft!

By the way, after Flight 11 impacted the North Tower at 8:46, NORAD supervisors/radar operators would have been on alert for any unusual flight paths. Well, ten minutes later at 8:56 they would have seen Flight 77 do a complete 180 degree turn, heading back to the highest restricted area of the United States...Washington, DC!

You have too many questions to assert a conclusion, but you have asserted a conclusion, when more research is required. As Cheney could not withstand waterboarding, even if we did that sort of thing, perhaps you can find a way to melt his bionic heart and get to the truth.

Blue Eyed Devil says, "You have too many questions to assert a conclusion, but you have asserted a conclusion, when more research is required. As Cheney could not withstand waterboarding, even if we did that sort of thing, perhaps you can find a way to melt his bionic heart and get to the truth."

Actually, not even Flight 11 should have made it to its target. Since Flight 11 was an in-flight emergency (as were all of the four 9/11 aircraft), Air Traffic Control was supposed to notify NORAD no later than five minutes after radio contact was lost. That would be 8:21, when Flight 11's transponder also went off. NORAD, for some reason not properly explained, didn't get the word until 8:37!

As I said in my last comment,

"You really think a terrorist organization would mount an operation over American skies that had zero probability of succeeding? No, a true terrorist operation would have used the ground to implement their attacks, not the skies where NORAD was watching all aircraft!"

NORAD continues to lie about its mission on 9/11 and Blue Eyed Devil is oblivious to what that portents, or doesn't care. Instead, Blue Eyed Devil shows his ignorance and sympathies by inserting laser beams and crop circles into the conversation. People can see through your mocking Blue Eyed Devil.

After seeing the pictures and videos in the media of the conservative protesters in Washington, the only conclusion I can come to is this. If the GOP continues down the path they have chosen, their next presidential nominee will be...no...not Sarah Palin...Bigfoot!

In 1997 NORAD said they insure, "Aircraft flying over our air space are monitored seven days a week, 24 hours a day."

In 2004 the Air Force contradictorily said, "Before 2001, 1st Air Force was charged with keeping an eye on the nation’s borders, usually looking for threats in the form of Russian aircraft skirting too close for comfort to the mainland. In those few hours, the command’s mission went from looking outward to looking inward."

For those of you who still believe that the media pretty much reports the truth, and that the media reported the truth (or close to it) about 9/11, then watch Aaron Broussard (Jefferson Parish President) on September 5, 2005 being interviewed on Meet the Press. Fast forward to 3:10 minutes in the YouTube video below where Broussard says that FEMA officers were cutting down the emergency communication lines days after Katrina blew over:

Also, several months after Katrina hit, the National Hurricane Center affirmed that Category 1 -2 winds (74-110 mph) swept over New Orleans, NOT Category 4 or 5 winds:

Google the CNN article title: Katrina was Category 3, not 4

Now, at the time Katrina was approaching New Orleans, government officials were worried that the New Orleans levee system would not survive a Category 4 or 5 hurricane. There was NEVER any question that the levee system couldn't cope with Category 1 - 2 hurricanes!

In other words, all the reports we were getting from persons living near the levee system saying that the levee was blown up are true!

Now, did you pay attention to the newscasts on the fourth anniversary of Katrina? All the commentators talked about Category 4 - 5 winds. They STILL won't tell you that the actual winds that hit New Orleans were Category 1 - 2 winds!

Here is something else the media never reported: the levee breached well after Katrina had passed according to hundreds of eyewitnesses living near the 17th Street levee break:

"Everything was calm, it was late at night and the storm had passed. I thought we had dodged a bullet and there was no water in my house and I was only a block away from the 17th St. break….Then I heard what sounded like a bomb go off from the direction of where the levee gave-way and within a matter of minutes I was forced up on my roof where I floated for about a mile into town before somehow getting to safety." -- Terry Adams, who lives one block away from the 17th St. levee break (http://www.rense.com/general69/blown.htm).

Are you now beginning to understand how the media covers up crimes committed by the Federal government regardless of the political party in power in Washington, DC?

My experience of doctors is that they mean well but are ALL at least 15 years behind the accepted research. Due to my hard living I've had a lot of time with doctors of the various sects... stay away from orthopedists, they always think the solution is to chop you up! I got some of that missing from me...

This machine is more than able to repair everything that doesn't kill it outright, it just requires a little clensing, bone setting, acupuncture or chiro, and always, always, lots of exercise.

If you don't like exercise, remember that fucking is one of the best forms of exercise there is. How do you like it now? Get a partner, kid. When totally laid out and abandoned, getting a blowjob is the best PT... get your insurance to cover that and you'll be a hero!

The biological sciences are evolving fast. The reasons doctors are not current in the sciences range from cashing out stupid fucks to rational extreme legal caution. I'd rather have a doctor who knows whats best for me but can't tell what it is because the legal ramifications would destroy him than a geezer who tells war stories and thinks ECT is AOK.

Because, the smart doctor will figure out that I know enough to treat myself, and lead me to the cure without exposing herself directly to legal recriminations.

So, make sure that you are a better judge of character than your doctor & you'll do OK.

Have you considered studying medicine? Its a good thing to know and it pays for itself.

But, seriously Bill Maher is right about complacency, sloth, laziness being at the root of the problem. But, what he fails to understand, or at least say is that it is the sloth and laziness that has been in bred into govt. civil servants, particularly during the Bush Admin that is why Obama cannot accomplish anything.

If the same thing had not happened to the media, turning them into propaganda speading zombies, then maybe something some butt could be kicked in Washington.

Obama is like a salmon trying to swim up Niagra falls. Unless, he gets some kick-ass whales behind him, the poor guy will never make it up. The Reagan to Bush era left to many zombie cadavears in Washington that all they know how to do is go around circle chasing their tail.

I think you will really like the video link below, I think it echoes what you think/say about the democratic party and I am a democrat and am glad O'bama is our president. I can't imagine how people send you stuff like this. I hope I haven't wasted your time. The video below is from an old movie with Bob Hope, it is only 25 sec long. It is about Democratic and Zombies - Enjoy Susan

I think you will really like the video link below, I think it echoes what you say about the democratic and I am a democrat and am glad O'bama is our president. I can't imagine how people send you stuff like this. I hope I haven't wasted your time. The video below is from an old movie with Bob Hope, it is only 25 sec long. It is about Democratic and Zombies

Death talk for seniorsBy Rita L. MarkerFirst, the bad news. For the first time since 1975, Social Security recipients are being told they won't be receiving an annual cost of living increase in their monthly benefits. At the same time, their Medicare premiums will go up, so monthly checks will actually shrink next year. Not to worry, though. Here's the good news. Seniors may not have to live on such meager funds for long because the government is going to help them plan how they want to die.

This benevolent plan is in Section 1233 (p. 424) of the health care reform bill known as "America's Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009" (HR 3200). It didn't just show up on the doorstep of health care reform, but was packaged and delivered by Compassion & Choices (C & C), the assisted-suicide advocacy group previously known as the Hemlock Society.

Under Section 1233, a doctor would be paid for having an "advance care planning consultation" with a patient. The consultation wouldn't be mandatory, at least for now. But if the doctor wants to get paid for it, the consultation's contents are very specifically prescribed. For example, each consultation "shall include" an explanation of legal documents such as living wills and durable powers of attorney, and information about the "continuum of end-of-life services." Patients need not be ill but, because they are over a certain age, their doctors will suggest that it's time to talk about death.

So, if George, a healthy 70-year-old marathon runner, goes to the doctor because of tendonitis, his doctor will have the all-important discussion with him, reminding him that he's not getting any younger and that it's time to decide how he'll die. Sure, George may or may not be adversely affected by this. But consider Clara, an 84-year-old widow who needs a hip replacement. If the doctor tells her that the government health plan won't pay for her surgery but will pay for pain pills, and then tells her it's really time to discuss her end-of-life options, what message is she getting? Isn't it likely that Clara will acquiesce, if her doctor suggests that she "choose" to forgo treatment for any future illnesses so she won't be a burden on her family?

To hear proponents of Section 1233 talk about it, one would think that people have no access now to information about advance directives. But for years, federal law has required that patients be provided with general information about advance directives.

In 1992, Congress passed the Patient Self-Determination Act. It requires every health care organization receiving Medicare or Medicaid funds to do the following: at the time of admission, provide a written summary of a patient's rights under state law to make health care decisions, including the right to have an advance directive; ask all adults entering for treatment whether they have an existing advance directive; and document the existence of an advance directive in the patient's medical record.

Cheerleaders for more advance care planning claim that physicians won't tell their patients about options regarding available treatments and the right to accept or reject them unless they receive reimbursement for doing so. But physicians already have a responsibility to provide that information to patients so they can give or withhold consent to available treatments. This is known as informed consent.

Yet there are calls for more details about end-of-life planning. Perhaps those who are advocating this are unaware that, beginning in 2009, doctors have been required to discuss end-of-life planning, including advance directives, with all Medicare patients at their initial "Welcome to Medicare" physical exam.

Rita L. Marker is an attorney and executive director of the International Task Force on Euthanasia and Assisted Suicide.

Thats interesting Rita. Against the wishes of the stupid we have a great group called Planned Parenthood; now we should have Planned Demise, an organization of expert consultants on the emotional, legal and financial aspects of dying?

Bill, you once said you would like to see a little more Bush in Obama. To that I say, I would like to see a little more Beck in Maher. That's right I would like to see more Glenn Beck in you, Bill. Beck, the retarded child he is, managed to inspire and help organize thousands of people to get out and yell and shout about ridiculous bullshit. At the end of one of your recent shows you eluded that the left needed to do the same to show our faces on the front line of the health care debate. Right when I was about to mark the date on my calendar the show ended. We need people like you, Oberman, and Maddow to not only inspire us with thoughts, but get Beck-like on us and get us excited to get up off the sofa and into the streets!

Please help, I don't lknow how to blog or get a message to Bill's show.

Dear Bill,Love you, Love you, love you but I used to hate you. I have to say your movie rocks!The reason I want to contact the show it that I have been hearing alot of buzz the about this guy Gerald Clemente and his predictions on a revolution. Would you have him on your show? He seems intelligent and what he is saying is crazy shit! Please let all of us know your opinion and maybe have him as a guest.

I saw your show last night in HBO and it was amazing! I admired all your inpute in the society and you are the best candidate to have a child. Someone who look up to all your thoughts in life and eventually will carry your word for generations. I know you don't believe in marriage, but you should see the eyes of a kid looking at you at the end of the day! I know you will love it. Happy Valentines day, Ana Miami Beach, yes happily married!

SAY BILL,IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WE HAVE MILITARY RETIREES COMMITTING SUICIDE DUE TO A FEDERAL LAW CALLED "USFSPA".THIS IS WHERE THE RETIREES ARE REQUIRED TO GIVE UP TO 50% OF THEIR PAY FOR ALIMONY TO GO TO REMARRIED EXSPOUSES.THIS IS NO JOKE.!!!!!!!

Those black jokes was not funny on your live show friday!!!! Not only that you are Ignorant...The bible said, that a fool said in his heart there is no God !!!! Believe me my friend if I'm wrong, you don't lose nothing but if your wrong you lose everything!! I pray that you get save and come into the knowledge of the truth!!! God bless.. Love you. P.S. I don't need to believe in anyone because I'm hurting are poor... I am rich financially and Spiritaully ....BYE

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