Whitney Jefferson

Seriously, I don't know what's more disturbing: the idea that pet owners would rather their furry little loved ones lay in a fake lap, or that my own dog might cuddle up to one of these and prefer it over my own crossed legs.

The beds come in a variety of designs, but where do you put something like this, anyway? On your couch? Serious questions. If this is something you think your pet might love — or could make for a gag gift — you can purchase your own at Laps Of Luxury's unfortunately-titled website LOLPetBeds.com. And then tell us where you put it.