All entries must be recieved by June 10th, so that all participants can be seperated into their appropriate battles.

On June 12th all match ups will be posted and you will have 48 hours to urbogram Slimthugga with the finished battle results.
All battles may be either public or private against your opponent.
No food can be used within the battles.

If by chance your opponent doesnt respond within the 48hours, you will be matched up against another competitor in your ranks. All "no-shows" will be taken out of the contest

Remember that the final date for entries is June 12th. So sign up now and have some fun.

Several senior citizens have recently reported a change or “disruption” in their body and claim it to be from something they ate. A study has showed that there has been an increasing number of Sludges hanging around Urbanvilles bazaars lately. Could they have tainted the food with an “ah, ah… Obruuu!” sneeze? Is this the work of GoatFist? Local evil botanists say they are “just normal changes that come with age,” but we took a deeper look to get on the inside. Yesterday, we interviewed one of these heartbroken victims, who was a retired Beatnik.

“I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The women behind the desk asked me for my ID to verify my age. Suddenly I remembered that I left my wallet in my retirement-hideout. I left and returned 8 seconds later (I'm still super fast) with my urbo-wallet. Later that day when I got back to my retirement hideout, I was assaulted by several Char's and a Sludge. And let me tell you, skidmarks do NOT come out of spandex that easily! Something must be done!"

This poor man has been hit hardest, and hit where it counts most. What a tragedy to strike Urbanville, but as they say, it’s not what you have; it’s who you have. This is Cold Blooded wishing you all boredom and psychological torture, ignis tormentio!