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Monthly Archives: April 2014

You know where the ideal place not to have a miscarriage is? While walking around Paris, that’s where. As I wandered through the streets of Montmartre three years ago, with the friends I had come to visit, it was becoming hard to ignore the cramps in my stomach, and I was quickly realising that […]

It started with poo stains. Yes, poo stains. In the communal toilets of my office. And it escalated into a feminist nightmare, an overgrown petri dish of patriarchy vs. matriarchy madness that lasted for days. On Monday morning, a sign appeared on the door leading to our toilet corridor. ‘Toilet etiquette has been slipping’, it […]

Hi team. Let’s talk Maria Miller, bingo, beer and The Working Classes – because it’s high time that we did. So, at the moment the Culture Secretary, Maria Miller, is clinging to her job (although several newspapers are gleefully reporting that she’s going to be sent to Wales in the next reshuffle, which is […]

I’m a bit of a trash TV addict. My habit started young with My Super Sweet 16, Don’t Tell the Bride, and pretty much any other semi-reality format I could wrap my peepers around. And now it continues as I begin my twenties – nothing has changed. Well…actually, one thing has changed. The content of […]

I joined OkCupid and filled out what they call a “profile”. I answered the general normal natural questions that most humans ask when they first meet someone like, “What are six things you can’t live without?” I easily nailed the perfect degree of cleverness for those questions, which is somewhere in between the stupid ass […]