A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.

The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Plenty of men who are not “faggots” love to shove their long, throbbing, rock hard cocks into other men’s tight, moist, silky sweet assholes. Most men prefer fucking ass to pussy anyday, male or female. It’s a tigher, more stimulating, satisfying fit….try it sometime.

I thought only white people did stupid shit when their friends are asleep. (i.e. Teabagging, drawing dick on face with a sharpie, pulling underwear down and walking away, or anything done by the crew of Jackass, etc)

This is fucked up! It goes beyond a joke to anal rape someone when unconscious, more so with an eel! How many of you have been drinking and thought “HURP, lets buttfuck this guy with the nearest avaliable aquatic organism! That’ll be good for a laugh!”

Is not just only hentai, is a "normal" type on 3D porn, this is just special 'cause the guy died. Also this has to be the most epic death I've ever read on my time on SC. China you yet again phail to surprise me.

Although the originating poster was clearly an idiot, interestingly swamp eels are not actual “eels” – they belong to an entirely different family of eel-like fishes, which are very reasonably called eels for their sinuousity.

Especially since they’re at significant risk for becoming endangered and extinct. Nooo, precious delicious eels getting too close to extinction ;_; This is doubly bad since “farmed” eels are just captured wild baby eels raised in captivity, not bred in captivity.

Here’s a hint —
They weren’t very sane at the moment. I doubt they were even coherent. They were just a bunch of drunk f**ks who thought it’d be the funniest thing ever to see their best friend be raeped by an eel and not know it.

They were too busy laughing their drunk asses off to think, “Hey, maybe we shouldn’t do this? Now, I know this is crazy, but what if the eel ate through his intestines or something?”

or why i usually avoid drinking alcohol and i never ever had that so called black out that you don’t remember what you were doing when drunk.
When i say i stop,everybody listens and can’t affect me with their constant yapping hey keep drinking lol.

I’ve been mistaken for drunk on many occasions at parties while being completely sober. I’ve been to parties that were alcohol free yet more fun than most “drunk” parties. Some of us don’t need to drug ourselves to be fun nor to have fun. That said, I do enjoy the flavour of some alcoholic beverages. Beers from micro-breweries and the like. I’ve never gotten why people drink ANY beverages that taste like shit, no matter the effects of it.

Implying that your social skills are so bad that you need to get yourself so drunk that you can enjoy it hahahaha.
I can have my fun without being too much drunk since you can still talk to those people and other around you who also aren’t so drunk.

Tentacle Monster raged for not being put inside a woman’s anus, and when Tentacle Monster rages, it is a very scary thing, indeed. Let this be a note to all.
If you are not a woman, don’t put any Tentacles up your ass or they will not show any mercy.

“Comment by Anonymous
00:37 29/04/2010 maybe the eel had eggs or babies living in his body for a while since he ate that much eel… coz if you think of it… HOW THE HELL WOULD AN EEL PUNCH THRU THE ANUS?! I mean, yes it would fit in a woman’s p***y… but an anus? think man.. try stiicking a baseball into that rectum of yours… dumbass”

Wow. Dumbass, you do know people can fist an anus right? Ever seen gaping? With enough lube, the ass can take about as much as any pussy. Look before you post.

maybe the eel had eggs or babies living in his body for a while since he ate that much eel… coz if you think of it… HOW THE HELL WOULD AN EEL PUNCH THRU THE ANUS?! I mean, yes it would fit in a woman’s p***y… but an anus? think man.. try stiicking a baseball into that rectum of yours… dumbass

“The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.”

You witty anon of course that’s what happened! He reported to have eaten eels, and “some just happens to be lingering in his rectum, alive” when the doctors checked and don’t know how they got there.. Of course they didn’t find the truth after the fact his moronic friends were the culprits of his dismay.

It’s my fault anyways for not adding quotation marks on the first comment for sarcasm..

hey you dumb nigger come to usa you will see that if you have a cough and you go see a doctor about it, you just spent 200 bucks, its not always about “manning up” please die with your ignorance and do not pollute the gene pool further

Actually, there are a lot of people who wouldn’t go to the doctor straight away even if they found they were bleeding out of their ass/urethra/nipples and had no idea why. Hell, there are plenty of people who wait for worse things to go away. It’s usually because of fear, the “ignorance is better than to have to face reality” and “maybe if I wait a little longer it’ll go away and I don’t have to go to the scary place where they might tell me even scarier things” attitudes. This has always pissed me off immensely. Though it is sliiiiightly more understandable in countries you can’t easily get quick/cheap doctor appointments, for instance USA (where apparently a lot of people in bigger cities wait until they have to go to the ER). But only slightly. >:-(

An aquaintance in the US almost tore off his rotary cuff in an accident, and didn’t go to the doctor because he felt he had to MAN UP and deal with the pain (as well as disliking hospitals) and just waited until it had healed. He can’t raise his arm up much anymore, only a bit higher than above his waist, and the accident was five years ago. He’s a really awesome guy in general but apparently even awesome people can act fucking retarded.

c’mon you don’t believe that do you? his “friends” inserted an eel in his anus? C’mon that’s right up there with “I swear I just fell on this dildo doc” Lots of dudes like butt play but would rather die than admit it, that’s why he didn’t go to the doc right away, that kind of pain… if you didn’t know what it was you would go right away if blood was just coming out your anus.

this is all fault of the chinese, if they had bigger penises they would have just fucked him in the ass, but because of them only having like 10cm long penises, the though that an eel could do better than them….