Anthony Bourdain has never been shy about publicly insulting people he doesn't like all that much, and Guy Fieri has been a frequent, well-deserved target of his jabs. In this video (for an online publication call the Reserve Channel, which completely stole the A.V. Club logo), Bourdain recounts laughing hilariously at Guy Fieri's tweet about attending a Nickelback concert. Then Bourdain and fellow superstar chef Eric Ripert discuss their porn names—Bourdain's is Poochie Orchard. Grub Street is reporting that Fieri will get his chance at revenge on October 11, when Mario Batali will lead a roast of Bourdain that will include Fieri (along with Sarah Silverman, Gilbert Gottfried, and others). But even if Fieri somehow manages to crack smart and/or wise, he'll probably still be wearing those sunglasses on the back of his head, thus negating it. Video below, the good stuff starts at around 2:45.