Dinesh D’Sousa d’irected 2016: Obama’s America, a wonderful little docudrama about how Dinesh D’Souza is a giant fucking racist. He has a long career of saying completely odious things about Barack Obama in particular, because he is a hateful little man with a chewed-up baseball head.

D’Souza’s speech earned him a standing ovation and a long line at the book-signing table immediately afterward. Although D’Souza has been married for 20 years to his wife, Dixie, in South Carolina he was with a young woman, Denise Odie Joseph II, and introduced her to at least three people as his fiancée.

Finally, near 11 p.m., event organizer Tony Beam escorted D’Souza and Joseph to the nearby Comfort Suites. Beam noted that they checked in together and were apparently sharing a room for the night in the sold-out hotel. The next morning, around 6 a.m., Beam arrived back at the hotel and called up to D’Souza’s room. “We’ll be down in 10 minutes,” D’Souza told Beam. D’Souza and Joseph came down together, and Beam took them to the airport.

Oh, but surely there is an innocent explanation for a man introducing a woman as his fiancée, then staying with her in a hotel room overnight? (Also, must D’Souza only d’ate d’ames with D-names?

The next day another conference organizer, Alex McFarland, distressed by D’Souza’s behavior, confronted him in a telephone conversation. D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said “nothing happened.” When I called D’Souza, he confirmed that he was indeed engaged to Joseph, but did not explain how he could be engaged to one woman while still married to another. When asked when he had filed for divorce from his wife, Dixie, D’Souza answered, “Recently.”

According to San Diego County (Calif.) Superior Court records, D’Souza filed for divorce only on Oct. 4, the day I spoke with him. Under California law, that starts the clock on a six-month waiting period for divorce. D’Souza on Oct. 4 told me his marriage was “over,” said he “is sure Denise is the one for me,” and said he had “done nothing wrong.”

All he did was love a young woman for a long enough period of time to become engaged to her then shared a hotel room with her without having any sex or touching at all. If that’s so wrong, what kind of country do we live in? Oh, right, Obama’s America. What a fucking terrible wasteland of lovelessness.

RINO Republicans are analogous to fathers who proudly proclaim their conservativeness at dinner parties or perhaps during early afternoon phone calls to El Rusbo’s show, but let their “independently-minded” wives (translation–women who get their marching orders from St. Oprah or more recently, The View ) pump their teenagers full of birth control and encourage their daughters to live the lives for which their bra-burning foremothers fought so valiantly.

To be completely fair, I really don’t think that any bra-burning feminist would touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

There’s more:

In the 1960s and 1970s, feminists and liberals of other stripes started pointing out the hypocrisies of what they termed “patriarchy.” Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology and sociology, things like women’s studies, gender studies, and critical race theory, to back them up. They pointed to infidelity or infamous sexual desire surveys (conducted by homosexuals)[vi] among traditionally married couples to “prove” their theses. Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways.

The beauty of prose like this is matched only by a beautiful sight I saw on the way home yesterday, wherein a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt. Goddamn black ghetto gays.

We wish the best of luck to the happy couple, especially when Dinesh’s d’ivorce is finalized in April of next year and he and the next Mrs. D’Souza can finally touch each other in intimate ways in any Comfort Inn they so desire.

Marriage to blonde belle Dixie has been agonizing for D'Souza because he can't stomach the thought of her having sex with a "darkie."

Fox n Fiends

Ain't no groupie like a conservatard groupie
'cause a conservatard groupie gets rings

Fox n Fiends

see also: Calista Gingrich, whomever is married to Limbaugh this month, George Will's cockrings, etc..

jcinco

this creep, are you ready & sitting down?, was engaged to ann coulter and dated laura ingraham. it could have been the other way around..but obviously he'll stick his dick into anyone or anything..I suggest an electrical outlet…

Mothers are encouraging their daughters to live their lives? Oh no, how horrible!

http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

I could almost brush off the hypocrisy of this motherfucking asshole, just because I'm so inured to his lies and utter bullshit. The really surprising part of this story is that so many other men take an interest in D'Sousa's sex life — like, someone really fuckin' called him up (on the D'Souzaphone, one presumes) and asked if he fucked the girl he shared the room with? Fuckin' please — it's not the gays or the feminists ruining marriage, assholes — it's a nation of fuckin' biddies.

It's not the gays that ruined my marriage, it was the straight dude who was screwing my wife.

elviouslyqueer

D'ouchebag.

Biel_ze_Bubba

D'oh!

Lascauxcaveman

D'ickwad.

http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

I am become D'eath, D'stroyer of worlds.

BoatOfVelociraptors

She is D'nise, D'stroyer of D'Souzas.

Callyson

D'umbass.

SmutBoffin

d'(x) = dd / dx

MosesInvests

D'imwit.

Mittens Howell, III

D'nailed it.

Nothingisamiss

Oh,yes, EQ, def. for the win.

ProgressiveInga

"D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said 'nothing happened'.”

Hey, she may be stupid, but she ain't blind!

BadKitty904

But she *is* stupid.

Wadisay

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Fare la Volpe

Please, he's a conservative. The pillow talk went like:

"It was good for me. ZZZzzzzzz."

ph7

Dear wife of twenty years,

There is no fucking you
There is only me

Sincerely,

Dinish

http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

Homewrecker blames others. Film at 11

memzilla

"Homewrecker Apologizes If You Were Offended By HIs Dickwaddieness. But first, this word from Jacoby & Myers."

CthuNHu

OMG awesome must-read post by the homewrecker. I noted the headline before, but just now read it. It is a wondrous, staggering, heartbreaking work of pure mousewitted misanthropy (and misogyny, ladies!) self-construing as a fearless intellectual tour de force. Just read it, and weep with laughter, and sorrow, and confusion, and schadenfreude, and a nice merlot.

http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

In fairness to D'nesh, once he declares to his wife he's divorcing her (or at least separating) he is free to date whomever he wants without repercussions in the context of any settlement.

9 Now I say to you that whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another commits adultery.” 10 The disciples said to him, “If this is the case of a husband with a wife, it is better not to marry!” 11 He said to them, “Not everyone can accept this statement, except those to whom it has been given. 12 For there are some eunuchs who were that way from birth, and some who were made eunuchs by others, and some who became eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who is able to accept this should accept it.”

Esteev

That's hawt.

http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

Fred Clark over at Slacktivist has been devoting near-daily segments to Biblical Families, of the sort ostensibly supported by Chick Fill'A.

Only in no-fault divorce states. Other states still cling to fault based divorce. In Virginia, for example, until the divorce decree is entered, a spouse can forfeit any right to financial support if engaged in adultery post separation but prior to entry of divorce.

http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

D'S'o'u'z'a' filed in California

ph7

Thank God for California. Jim Rockford would have a tough time these days – it's the fault based divorce statutes that keep guys like him in business.

Callyson

FFS, first Mittens buys a house in La Jolla and now this prick files in San Diego County. America's Finest City is having a rough year…

http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

[I]t turns out, in New York state, they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery, and it's weird, because the ten commandments say "Thou shalt not commit adultery", but New York state says you have to.

–Woody Allen

SorosBot

New York finally joined the rest of the civilized world and allowed no fault divorce just in 2010. And it was the last state to do so. Usually you'd expect such backwardness from the Southern states, not New York.

Fare la Volpe

Someone's never been to Carnegie Hill.

http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

Rampant Cath-o-lickism.

http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

He can suck my d'ick.

Estproph

It's such a shame. I really like his Timmy character on Rules of Engagement.

memzilla

I'm sorry, the American People have just had Paul Ryan crammed down their throat — with his stunt dishes, no less — there isn't room yet to have DiDerpsh D'Derpa crammed down there too.

But perhaps a wafeer-thin mint…

widestanceromance

Untouchable comes to mind.

cousinitt

Considering his obvious physical gifts, Finish'ed D’Sousa needs to think about Kanye's reaction when he goes ballistic over losing his new clothes horse, er mare, Kimmy to a serial academic fraud. What, KK wouldn't go for him? She IS nobody, right?

BigSkullF*ckingDog

"cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes"

That's Dinesh D'Souza? He looks like the result of George Will fucking his maid.

http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

McLovin' after his chin implant was removed.

http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

M. Night Shyamalan, with even worse directing skills.

http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

TOO MEAN. Nobody deserves to be called that.

Fare la Volpe

Or Steve Urkel after a swim through bleaching cream.

Dashboard Buddha

If his maid was a chinless dude who then shat out the fetus that is Dinsesh.

dawgeral

That wasn't the maid. It was a last-minute, stand-in for a singing-telegram-girl who had taken the wrong bus, wound up in the wrong neighborhood – and simply rang the bell to ask where-the-hell she was…again.

http://www.themindisaterriblething.com skmind

Dinesh has a type. They all look like Ann Coulter. Eventually. That's when he upgrades without sin.

Biff

I'd bet her brother is named D'Nephew.

memzilla

He's d'lovely and d'lightful.

http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

Where is his long form Marriage Certificate?

memzilla

Rolled up on a little cardboard tube, in the bathroom.

BoatOfVelociraptors

I get the feeling that D'Souza is shaped by deep-seated post-marital feelings.

CommieDad

Whenever I see such blatant hypocrisy, I think of a speech my father gave me once. He was (more than a little) intoxicated (ok, I was too), and pontificating on his excellent parenting skills. He explained to me that what was important is that you teach the right things to your children, and try to set an example, at least verbally. You will fail, as failure is human, and you will often violate the very principals you stand for, but it is important that you try and at least teach that these things are wrong.

So is the greater crime the sin or the failure to call the sin a sin?

memzilla

No, the greater crime is being unapologetic about the sin, and accusing anyone who calls you on it as being a greater sinner than thou art.

CommieDad

The whole point of preaching values you don't always follow is that you ask for forgiveness when you fail. When you don't, or attack those who attack you, then you are absolutely right that this is where hypocrisy becomes the greater sin!

CommieDad

Also, if you have made a career out of attacking others personally, then you open yourself up for attack. That's just karma coming back to fuck you.

http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

It's a failure to preach shit you don't believe. It's a greater failure (a la Limbaugh and others) to keep preaching that shit after you've obviously disdained it yourself.

Watch the reaction from the right-wing peanut gallery — I predict it'll go along the lines of "See, Dinesh is so righteous he holds standards that are impossible for him to adhere to."

BoroPrimorac

If I ever become a massive hypocrite like this D'Souza fellow, I hope my children call me on my bullshit and have the wherewithal to turn out different than their dad.

I can't wait for D'Souza's next film, where he explains that, while having never met Obama's father, his philandering is responsible for D'Souza stepping out on his wife.

EnnuiThereYet?

Since she's against it for others, I'm certain Denise Odie Joseph II (btw, what an f'd up moniker) has never ever ever used birth control.

Geminisunmars

I didn't realize you needed birth control in order to give blow jobs.

Fare la Volpe

It only counts if it's in your bathing suit hole — the FRONT ONE, thank you.

http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said “nothing happened.”

He does realize that he can get Viagra now, right?

emmelemm

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman…"

"I did not inhale…"

etc. etc.

http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

So, he wasn't admitting he was impotent? Just covering up for a night of hot fornication? Who would ever do that? That is why I've let Mom know that you won't even let me hold your hand because you are so pure.

emmelemm

Yes, I'm Shomer Negiah. And I'm not even Jewish.

Slim_Pickins

Unfortunately, DD bought his Viagra on line because it was so much cheaper.

Comfort Inn? What about all that conservatard cash, you cheap bastard?

http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

That's the only Indian he's got left in him.

Biel_ze_Bubba

On the bright side, Dixie D'Souza can now get her name changed. That can't happen soon enough.

BornInATrailer

And Ganesha quadruple face-palms.

An_Outhouse

ruh roh!

http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

Thank God he met Denise after the gays ruined his marriage, or I assume he would have ended up a gay himself.

Fairtackle

I would not be surprised if Denise is hung like a donkey.

elviouslyqueer

D'O NOT WANT.

smitallica

D'oh!!

prommie

The shining brown perfect example of why "conservative intellectual" is an oxymoron. remember when history ended? Isn't believing that you live in some especially unique time different from every other time ever in history kinda like, the definition of being a giant fucking dumbass, or at least of being incapable of historical perspective, awareness, or any other kind of insight, because your head is just so far up your own ass?

prommie

"Solipsistic!" Thats the word I needed! I wish I had me one of those fancy educations at some nice place, instead of that fucking land-grant U place I fucking went to because some friends of mine went there and they had a football team. Fuck, I did fuck up my whole life, till recently. Glad I caught myself in time.

"2016 is a documentary based on The Roots of Obama’s Rage, a book written by Dinesh D’Souza… It’s produced by Gerald R. Molen, Spielberg’s co-producer on Hollywood blockbusters such as Schindler’s List, Jurassic Park, Minority Report and Braveheart. I mean Braveheart for goodness’ sakes! How much do I love Braveheart and how much do I love D’Souza? Don’t let me down guys." (emphasis added)

"My name is Denise Odie Joseph II and I am a twenty-something currently residing in Washington, DC. Languishing, longing, and lusting are all capital “L” words for me as long as the attendant luxury comes with a heavy dose of God, Flag, and Country. For you math people out there, this means that the 2nd Amendment is more precious to me than 5th Avenue…." Ha! So witty.

Just fucking type "ideniselustafter secret" into the Google already. The first two links are the main tawdry Jezebel page and tawdry Jezebel's About Me page. All the goodies are hidden in the cache. For now, at least.

Though he's a pretty big asshole already, D(ouchebag)'Souza still has a few wives to go to catch Rush.

BadKitty904

AND Neut Gingrich – Paragons of the Sanctity of Het Marriage, all…

CthuNHu

To be honest, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find any feminist who wouldn't touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

MistaEko

I can't wait for 2013: Dixie Brubaker's House, Car, and Alimony

NellCote71

Let me get this straight. Dinesh D'Souza was married to Dixie D'Souza, whom he is divorcing for the future Denis D'Souza. Are you effin' kidding me?

Geminisunmars

D'Lish, eh?

owhatever

Another wingnut hero out there on the front line, protecting traditional marriage.

decentcitizen

Actually, there's some poetry in this relationship. He will employ all his 15 minutes of fame cash to woo Denise, marry her, and when the gravy train of Obama-hate runs dry, she'll dump him for the next available "real man" (with cash).

I would expect this kind of brazen and shameful rutting from gullible white girl to white girl out of Barack Obama Sr., but not Honorary Burdened White Man Dinesh D'Souza! Perhaps there aren't really any "good ones"!

i imagine it's harder for republican children; they have to wade thru all that sanctimonious bullshit and then they get to discover that their old man is just a shitbag like every other fallen democrat.

Dashboard Buddha

Odie??? So, when does she start getting bitchslapped with votes by Garfield?

mille derps

Wonder what he meant when he texted that he's 'suspending the engagement'?

http://parterre.com La_Cieca

When asked to comment, D'Sousa replied, "D'Oh!"

MrsConclusion

"Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways."

Now that there is some mighty showy writin' right there. If this gal's ideas are half the quality of her prose–and they are–then these two are a match made in Pseudo Intellectual Heaven. Have mercy!

415buzzard

This Denise "The Second" chick needs to have her lady-parts taken away until she grows the fuck up.

Gleem McShineys

RamZPaul?

Speaking of, did anyone else see Bruno?

Angry_Marmot

Faux D'Odie oh D'oh.

Limeylizzie

I am puzzled by Dinesh D'Souza as Pussyhound. I can't imagine ONE woman letting him insert his semi-erect, tan and tiny manhood into her vagina, let alone two of them.

Limeylizzie

What???? I got this and I didn't say anything bad.
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While e-mail this story to a non-wonk, I realized what happened. The feminazis made Dee Dee's wee wee sooooooooooooooooo tiny, he had to find a teensy, barely legal new place where it might seem adequate.

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

Side bar / question:

How did this dolt get to be prez of The King's College with just a BA?

kittensdontlie

It's barely a college, and the board/corporation running it has sh*t for brains.

http://mundodatvaudiencia.blogspot.com.br/ marcio ballas

olá sou do brazil

C_R_Eature

Hey! How's the Seafood in Brazil? Do you have any good recipes?

C_R_Eature

Send Seafood Recipes! I like Crabs.

Envie Receitas frutos do mar! Eu gosto de caranguejos.

toughsister

Dinesh D'Souza's nickname when he was at Dartmouth: "Distort d'Newsa".

Update: I actually got that from an email but then noticed actor212 had posted it hours early at http://wonkette.com/wonkville/?tab=newest, your one stop shop for weird shit that hasn't hit Wonkette yet. Or was rejected. Either/or.

LibertyLover

Are we sure he isn't Josh Mandel with a tan?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr

Reminds me of an old Cole Porter song:

It's D'testable

It's D'sgusting

It's D'Souza.

BlueStateLibel

It's always the most insufferable pious ones who have the dirtiest linen in their closets, nothing to see here, people, move along…

Yes, and wonder what Denise Odie Joseph I has to say about all this, hmmmm? By the way, weren't they related to the Hapsburgs?

Francis Urquhart

Is this circumstance a fundamental part of Mr. D'Souza's pro-colonial, anti-Obama point of view? Waiting for the documentary on that one.

http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

Sure. He marries a colonialist oppressor, then, unlike Obama, he cheats on her & dumps her for a younger, possibly nuttier model.

BlueStateLibel

He'll find some way to blame this on libs, give him time.

docterry6973

See, another marriage destroyed by the liberal/feminist/gay conspiracy. Poor Dinesh and Dixie and Denise were living their totally upright and moral lives when – WHAM – the maelstrom of humanist immorality overwhelmed them and forced them unwillingly into this adulterous (or near-adulterous) behavior. We should all feel bad about this because it is totally our fault.

ElPinche

HONEY BOO BOO ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA YALL!!! ZOMG!!! KKKKKK!!

chascates

D'Souza clip was just on PBS' 'Race 2012' as an illustration of how Indian Americans are more likely seen as white than homegrown blacks and browns.

BadKitty904

I suspect *that's* this guy's motivator – if he sucks up to what he perceives as the WASP power structure, they'll accept him as one of their own. Which, by the by, will never, EVER happen.

What a brown-noser. So to speak.

Negropolis

OT: What? No pre-debate open thread? Forget that, isn't the live blog usually up by now? I specifically carved out some time to get hear early, and the one time I do, it's quiet. lol

C_R_Eature

It's probably Johnny Walker's fault.

mavenmaven

Obviously, in Romney's America, there will be no problem with polygamy, as long as it is heterosexual.

Tundra Grifter

"…a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt."

Don't blame me. I voted for Summer.

taylormattd

Holy fuck, the number of tabs open in that last screenshot. Also, is that a bodybuilding website bookmark? I demand ab pix, thx.

"Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology…"

For the billionth and fucking last time, this was / is not a popular feminist perspective on gender. Indeed, it has largely been conservatives and anti-feminists, not liberals, who have naturalized masculinity as ruggedness, stubbornness, etc, while feminists have largely held that these are social rather than natural. Heterosexual marriage has been proposed time and time again as the "solution" to men's restlessness and innate capacity for violence, with women calming and civilizing their spouses. I get so sick of hearing this claim when the inverse is actually true.

Thus ends my cranky academic post of the day.

DahBoner

I'm so old, I remember when D'Souza made great marching music…

editor

oh, isn't it adorable when muppets find their true love?

go, d'inesh, multiple marriages and sex lies are a sure-fire way to success!