Feel free to steal
my flyers off this page to share with your friends. People have ripped off my
crappy drawings for their own fliers, I don't know why but at least give me some
credit before you do!!

With the exception of the Coaster Brake
Challenge, all events are free.

Read each description thoroughly. Some
events involve a fair amount of cycling fitness and some require none. All
involve a bit of peril. I donít live in a Nerf world. You may get hurt, it does
happen, but in all the years Iíve been creating two-wheeled fun, very few minor
and no major injuries have occurred.

All events are meant to be inclusive but
many are esoteric by nature.

How much fun you have is up to you. All I
can do is provide a forum for fun, you are part of the equation.

NOTE: NO
MORE SWAPMEETS.

I did it for a decade, it was no longer fun
for me, I was very clear/loud/vehement/repetitive about it needing to be fun or
I would scrap it. Well kiddies, that day has come. I hope you made a few bucks,
made some friends, found the thing you were really looking for, or got rid of
all your junk so you could save your marriage. Don't call me to cry about
it, I broke up with you and I never look back, we're not getting back together,
it's not you, it's me, you can't change, get it? . :)

Weekly/Regular Rides:

BMX Tuesday.

Every Tuesday we leave at 7:15 SHARP. Rain
cancels. 24 and 26 BMX cruisers will be the bike of choice. You donít have
one? No problem. Ride what you got. Average mileage is 20. We stop somewhere for
food.

S.C.U.M.B.G.S

Random Sundays.
Off road mountain biking. Intermediate to advanced rides. E-mail invite, so
contact me to get on the list. Rides vary
in length and hardness; you will be given a description. Join if you want or
not. No pressure.

Other Events:

Coaster Brake Challenge
19:

Jan 8th, 15th, 22th,
29th. On Sundays. Coaster Brake only single speed only off road
rally. Heat winner and overall winner at end of the series. I have loaner bikes.

Klunker Run:

And

Klunker run is a
vintage mtb ride. The emphasis is on pre-cursor repurposed cruisers but any bike
is fine. Drawing the line as to what is vintage and what is not is up to heated
debate, Iíd say 1990 would be fair but if you have the newest carbon fiber
wonder bike and want to roll with us I have no problem with that.

Meet point
7:00 AM:

Rain or
Shine! Real riders ride in weather!

We ride at
7:30 sharp.

Caballero
canyon on the south side of Reseda Blvd, south of Ventura Blvd. Look for the
sign on the left hand side, we gather there.

Med skill
level ride:

Up the Cab
to the Hub junction, back the way we came to the Nike missile base, then we
take Farmers for some fun single track, then down the cab again. 12-14
miles, not too hard, mostly fire roads. Nike Missile base has a toilet and
water if you need it. Make sure your bike is in good working order, bring an
extra tube and be ready to have some fun!!!

Bomb Squad:

BOMB SQUAD!

This is a fun event. It is
not a race, but a rally, or a group of idiots that take 16" Barbie bikes and
point them downhill in masse...

How old are
you?

There is no age limit on a
good time.

The rules are
simple:

16" kids bike in unmodified
bone stock configuration.

Yes, we know
you can't fit on it, neither can we.

You may add brakes.

Nothing more.
(Ed)

You bike should be 5.99 at
the local Goodwill...not something purpose built for downhill.

18 miles on a vintage steed, I'm going to say 1994 This
means No V-brakes, Clip in pedals, and a very limited selection of suspension,
real riders would rock the full rigid. Carbon fiber? What's that? Bring
your steel steed, your mullet, and some Oakley Blades, decked out in some neon
and get ready to rumble!! It is Easter Sunday, but whatever, that means
you don't have to get up at the crack of dawn to roll, we can have fun and party
afterwards.. that is exactly what we are going to do kiddies..oh yeah! Course should take 2-3 hours...more if you have
not ridden your bike since it
was new...

Alp dí 818

May 28th. 6am meet 7am ride. 60 ish
mile road ride with 7,000 feet of elevation gain. Weíll do a tour of the West
Valley peaks. We will ride on regular roads, badly paved and unused roads and
dirt roads. A cyclocross bike or Randonneuring bike would be ideal. We will stop
once for people to re up on water use the toilet. It is a group ride so we
arenít doing a race pace. A high level of cycling fitness is paramount for this
ride. We will meet at my friendís brewery at 6am and roll out at 7am SHARP. We
will return for libations and food. Bring some $$ for the beer, food will be
free. Route maps will be given out the day of the ride. Bring extra tube, food,
water, tools and your A game. Make sure your bike is in good working order.

Solstice Ride

June 19th

An overlap ride from BMX Tuesday. We climb
and cross the spine of the Santa Monica Mountains. Bring lights. The ride is
hard. The view: Priceless. We roll on BMX cruisers but roll on what you have we
donít care.

The Fire Road
Cruise is just that a "cruise" on streets and fire roads. The mileages is
long, the pace even not too fast, the views are great. How much fun you have
is up to you. Any kind of bike is welcome, we will be hitting some hills and
some dirt, most people will be riding a BMX styled cruiser, klunker, vintage
mtb or other bike but we don't care what you bring as along as you show up
ready to have fun!!!

we do the ride, we will have route maps and stop
once for a small amount of time for restroom and water refill.

Bring stuff to fix a flat and some water. Tune your bike up beforehand.

Finishers will get a button, quitters will not.

BB_Q afterwards-free. Beer is not, bring some $$ for that.

When:

Sep 3rd, 9am show 10 am roll Yes it is a Holiday on a
Monday.

Where:

Hand Brewed

Produced at 9771 Variel Ave. Chatsworth, CA 91311

A Sidehack is a 20" BMX bike with a sidecar
attached to it. You have a driver and a monkey (the guy in the sidecar) They
both have to work together to maneuver the bike around by leaning and hanging
out to alter the weight of the bike. Taken from motocross from the 1970's, BMX
sidehacks had a brief time in the seminal days of BMX riding, racing, and
development before fading back to obscurity.

You'll need:

A side hack. Don't have one? I have two
loaners. If you need one let me know, I can bring it to the meet point.

A helmet. Gloves and other protection is a
great idea. Sidehacks are a little unwieldy and you can lose control.

Water and snacks will be provided at no cost.

When:

October 7th 8:30 am meet up 9am roll SHARP!!!

Where:

Meet at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leave on the
corner of Victory and Platt 6401 Platt woodland hills Ca 91367

A previous event so you get the idea...

See you then!!!!

SCUMBAG Weekend!

October 12th,13th, &14th.

A whole weekend of two wheeled fun and
hijinks. If you don't get hurt you will be pleasantly tired!

A brief description of what
it will entail:

Deth Moto

7pm October 12th

Ride 20 bmx bikes on the
"dick track" in Paul's backyard

keep going! The only rule is
you can't be down for longer than 30 seconds.

Either,

you die.

the bike dies.

final three is a foot down if
needed.

winner gets a trophy,
bragging rights, cool scars etc.

Bikes are provided.

It is a "party" but it is at
my house so no d-bags ok?

Nite ride

October 13th.

7pm gather 7:30 pm roll out.

Meet a Caballero Canyon on
Reseda Blvb. South of Ventura Blvd

We ride to the hub junction
for a night time view and hand out with friends.

Bring lights.

Drinks & Snacks if you want
them.

Climb to SCUMBAG Pointe

October 14th

7 am gather 7:45 roll out.

Our yearly pilgrimage to the
SCUMBAG Pointe, where it all began many years ago. About a 4 mile fire road
climb.

Meet a Stough Canyon
Trailhead in Burbank.

Bring food drink and a jacket
or something as we are going to hang out at the top for...some time.

All are rain
or shine, a true SCUMBAG is not afraid to get muddy!

Klunker Run

Novemebr 4th

Vintage Mountain
bike ride, comb out that mullet!

Meet point
7:00 AM:

Rain or
Shine! Real riders ride in weather!

We ride at
7:30 sharp.

Caballero
canyon on the south side of Reseda Blvd, south of Ventura Blvd. Look for the
sign on the left hand side, we gather there.

Med skill
level ride:

Up the Cab
to the Hub junction, back the way we came to the Nike missile base, then we
take Farmers for some fun single track, then down the cab again. 12-14
miles, not too hard, mostly fire roads. Nike Missile base has a toilet and
water if you need it. Make sure your bike is in good working order, bring an
extra tube and be ready to have some fun!!!

November 11th

BOMB SQUAD!

This is a fun event. It is
not a race, but a rally, or a group of idiots that take 16" Barbie bikes and
point them downhill in masse...

How old are
you?

There is no age limit on a
good time.

The rules are
simple:

16" kids bike in unmodified
bone stock configuration.

Yes, we know
you can't fit on it, neither can we.

You may add brakes.

Nothing more.
(Ed)

You bike should be 5.99 at
the local Goodwill...not something purpose built for downhill.

December 3rd. Dress up like a
Ninja. Ride a bike. Battle with foam swords and shurikens. May the mightiest
Ninja prevail! Youíll need a ninja get up and bike, I have the weapons. 7:30 pm
meet up, 8 pm roll. Bring lights as we'll ride to secret ninja battle ground...

SFV to DTLA ride. Cruise pace, stop at the
end for food, coffee and doughnut stop along the way, so much fun! Some miles
7:30am meet up at the bus stop on the corner of Victory and Balboa blvd. WE
LEAVE AT *AM SHARP! No cry babies!