July 4, 2008

Possibly engaged and/or secretly married couple Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are reportedly expecting their second child. The couple had their first baby, Alexander, in July of last year and the 39-year-old actress is allegedly in her second trimester, according to Us Weekly.

July 3, 2008

Alex Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, has finally left him after a tumultuous three months in their five year marriage. This news comes two days after reports of A-Rod having an affair with Madonna and one day after reports of Cynthia having an affair with Lenny Kravitz.

Today, the NYDN says Lenny Kravitz is merely giving Cynthia a place to stay.

“There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself,” Kravitz said. “This is unequivocally 100 percent not true.”

Kravitz said references to him as an adulterer were “extremely hurtful,” adding that Cynthia came to stay at his home “to escape from everything happening in New York City.”

So who is fucking who. Tell me. Oh god where have the simple straightforwardness gone too in this world. Everybody is speaking in codes. Damn the DAVINCI code.

July 3, 2008

So, someone who works at Petit Tresor has apparently blabbed again to a tabloid about some celebrity’s baby news. Someone who works at the high-end baby boutique told OK! Magazine that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are expecting a boy.

The snitch said, “They made it very clear that it was a boy. Almost everything [they picked out] is blue.” This is referring to their registry list, which also included little baby t-shirts and bibs with the words “yummy,” “loved,” and “hunk” embroidered on them.

They forgot other important bibs like fag, emo, ikissboys, boyskissme, eyeliner lover, fall out boy is my god, you can get outta my head, jessica the tramp is my aunt y’all etc.

July 3, 2008

Now we know why EXACTLY IT FLOP. Having Jessica Simpson there, eventhough only for a few seconds could make the whole matter worse. It’s like a Jinx, first the reality show that made her marriage in the rocks, now every film she’s in, is a FLOP FLOP FLOP.