And yet, I must say, Pogba and Lukaku are surprisingly decent. Now, this is obviously grading on a huge curve, but there's got to be some applause for there being some semblance of coordinated dribbling.

And Lukaku? Lukaku actually drove to the basket like someone who knows what they're doing. And Pogba's three-point shot? I'm telling you, there are soccer players from America who can't even do that.

It's shocking, really, and impressive. European basketball players being decent at basketball, who knew?