I feel the hot wind blowin' from the west to the eastI feel the hot wind blowin', can't get no reliefI feel the hot wind blowin', ev'ry day and ev'ry nightI feel my confidence growin' and I know I'm gonna be alright

I see the volcanoes 'rupting and erupting, red walls of fireI got corruption, seduction, destruction, reproductionI got Las Vegas in my mind, seem like it's stuck up in thereLike it's been up there for all times

You can take your desertGoddamn it, give me mine'Cause I got Las Vegas in my mind

Through these portals, pass the rich and the famousThrough these portals, pass the very best at what they doMan, they're the greatest, it's the land of giant womenBut the little man is king, here in Las VegasMan, they got ev'rything, run with it

They got English girls with legs so longYou gotta use a stepladder to lick their love thingIt's a family place too now, so bring the kids alongThey're gonna have a real good time here

They got wild women from BorneoPlayin' the piano in your bungalowThey got monkey women from the AmazonOr something really funky from the lands beyond