With a slow start to the day and the World Series tonight, make sure you finish your liquor run in time to get back on your couch for the epic 3:30 pm ET slot. Eight of the top 16 teams kick off at 3:30 pm ET, which features three top-25 matchups.

Technically, there is no midnight degenerate special this week, but San Diego State (-9) @ Hawaii kicks off at 11:15 pm ET on ESPN2. Close enough.

Every game is free today except for the only two you would never watch: UAB @ Southern Miss (-13) and UTSA @ UTEP (-15.5). Makes sense. If for whatever reason you need to watch either of these two matchups with massive playoff implications, you will have to pay on CUSATV PREMIUM.

I organized the channel guide below by kickoff time for every college football game involving an FBS school along with the corresponding spread/total – something only true degenerates will appreciate. I also added streaming links, when applicable, and corresponding DirecTV channels in parentheses next to each game for your reference.