Go online to try and reconcile check book. Find out all old data from previous 7 years of checking is gone from my access.

Call wells fargo to get it fixed.

Find out it can’t be fixed and that all closed accounts are no longer viewable online.

Ask them to send me transactions then, because the account has been “paperless” for a while now so I can balance my checkbook. They say they can’t and I have to go to a branch office to “fix it.”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY: If someone ever jacks with your check book. Don’t tell anyone. Just buy the $29 identity theft package from your local bank and go about your day. Trust me, it’ll save you like 15 hours of headache and a blog post.

PS: If I find the guy who jacked my checkbook, I’m gonna punch him. I just might punch someone at Wells Fargo too. I think I’ll wait a day or so before I go to the branch office. They have video cameras there ya know.

PSS: They have video cameras in the parking lot where my stuff was jacked in the first place. Video cameras are lame.