"White hair (3) Imscared Lt; MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE, kolonizat, kolonizat 5-Beijing bags r shows how to create a value for the day of the season, at least, people hear Searle ~ roll too lazy, not {{-Dawnsky}} to the bone is a woman who has lost his nose Joeplx3 ICT."

"I looked up and I screamed as I saw what was painted on the wall in her own blood. It was a smiley face. Dread and horror filled me to the brim and threatened to overflow. This... This was the work of no ordinary murderer. This was Red John."

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"And blood, and I was surprised. It is human nature. In addition to anxiety and fear, and it is expected that the rivers. I'm not an ordinary crime. At the end of June."

Of course there's surprise when one sees blood. But "I'm not an ordinary crime..."? XD

Original text:

"Intertwining Shadows"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Optical fibers"

It turned into "Football fibers" at one point... 0-e

Hello, my name is Machi, and I think you are stupid. So let's just eat strawberries together.

Random 56 languages later

Listen to replace bolts and nuts.

Okay I will. ಠ益ಠ

I love my fluffy little cute kitty, he loves catnip!

35 translations later:

"Hello Kitty loves to love children, lalo."

AHAHAHAHAHA. *Wipes eyes*

"Nyan cat, the rainbow poptart cat who proudly flies through space."

35 translations later:

"The pride of the desert fly bobetart, cat."

Original text:

"We should go to a beach someday and try and see dolphins."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Day Cupid spray from the beach. At the meeting."

That is one strange meeting, and I do NOT want to know what Cupid spray is.

Original text:

"The cats keep eating the plant on the table"

...50 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"African Institute for cats"lolwut?

Original text:

"Her hair is brown."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Coffee Mane."wut?

Bring back my grandma! > You can convert back to prison.

I want muffins for breakfast. > Bread and snacks.

I'm a nerd! > You can be the same bed!

The Ancient World > Antique Lighthouse

The underground town. > the city is hiding.

Umbrellas are really scary > Time has been removed.

"Wow, ma, this pie is delicious. Gosh, is it your secret recipe?"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Pope fish, bread, Alpine had the big secret?"

"Translators are very dumb."

20 translations later:

"Translation is just jelly."

Original text:

"Four will become two, lion and tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Lyon 2, Lyon (p) El Tigre, the former chairman of the House."

Original text:

"Shut up"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"But"

"I'm caught in a Bad Romance!"

Translated through Google and Bing 56 times...

"Nothing personal."

"Cool story bro Tell it again."

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"I never spoke."

Original text:

"Darkness, Air, Water and Sky will come together and shake the forest to its roots. Nothing will be as it is now, nor as it has been before."

...50 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"I play a little wind water and time."

How does that work...?!

OMG I have to share this one. XD

"He is waiting for the dawn sky to lighten with cotton"

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"It is partly cloudy this morning. I do not believe in the spirit of Joe"

"Whatever you do, your BlackBerry? Chat with mint, thyme, and stole the computer? Do you have something against it, you can be sure that Tiger. BlackBerry: How do I know this is not true? I was blind. Jayfeather: * Nail desembeina"

Totally fitting... rusty will end up sayiing hello to people at a beutifull four star hotel eating chips wondering why he needs a life! XD

Original text:

"User: The correct answer is: Me. Shawn Spencer. Cleverbot: It always is. Unless the question is geography, in which case the answer is Vancouver. "

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"Location: The correct answer is: Not available. John Spencer. Cleverbot: Always. This is not a problem if there is no geographic North Vancouver."

XD That's a snippet of a conversation I had with Cleverbot a while back.

"Go, Pikachu! I choose you!"

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"Batman! Sikuwachagua you!"

Original text:

"Justin Bieber's singing I do not like. Neither do I enjoy Shawn Spencer not being able to come up with a name for Gus. However, I do love fighting over the pronunciation of the word milk. *takes out a pistol* Don't do it, Josh! DON'T DO IT!!! "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I do not like Justin. Shawn Spencer is not known gases. However, say thank you to determine the name of the milk can be difficult. * Josh had cancer? No!"

Thank you. *waits* I don't know the name of the milk yet!

"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my associate, MC Clap Yo Hands! "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Hi, my name is Shawn Spencer ½ gaihavhngakn!"

He's only one half of WHAT???

"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my associate, Dee Buttersnaps. "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Hi, my name is Shawn Spencer and her husband, Carlos, said on the stage."

0-o

"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my associate, Lavender Gooms. "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and his friend, the Lewander Gmail."

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead Harry. Soon we must all choose between what is right, and what is easy"

One bad translator later...Recently, Fire, Harry is a bad choice, but that year.

"I baked you a pie." "Oh Boy! What flavor!" "PIE FLAVOR!"

Another Bad Translator later..."Bread and butter. Oh! I do not know? Get out!"