Ok so I match with this 10 on tinder chat her up ask her if she wants to get drinks ,she says she is taking me out instead she says she's got a trust fund, my kind of girl, I go to the restaurant, the spinny one of the top floor of the trump tower in Chicago, order a 500 bottle of champagne,but she never shows up, so I do the reasonable thing, grab the bottle and dash but a waiter try's to stop me at the Door, I punch him in the balls and get through, I take the elevator to the a floor at the mall, buy a backpack to put the champagne in and sneak our the parking garage and get in aj uber

the.wenchI catfish all the time because duhh.. whats your best/worst cat fishing story?

youre an awful human being

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yoskiOk so I match with this 10 on tinder chat her up ask her if she wants to get drinks ,she says she is taking me out instead she says she's got a trust fund, my kind of girl, I go to the restaurant, the spinny one of the top floor of the trump tower in Chicago, order a 500 bottle of champagne,but she never shows up, so I do the reasonable thing, grab the bottle and dash but a waiter try's to stop me at the Door, I punch him in the balls and get through, I take the elevator to the a floor at the mall, buy a backpack to put the champagne in and sneak our the parking garage and get in aj uber