Sonny Chiba n. One of the greatest Hong Kong film stars ever to live, his forte is the campy ninja/kung fu movie. He has made appearances in everything from the obscure "Shogun's Ninja" (1981) to the recent blockbuster hit "Kill Bill: Volume 1" (2003).

Why the hell do you need Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal when fucking SONNY CHIBA is in the house?!