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As you gear up to rock all the green you own, guzzle emerald beer and claim you’re .05% Irish, check out which celebs actually do have the luck of the Irish in their gene pool. From Olivia Wilde to Megan Fox to Zooey Deschanel, many of Hollywood’s hottest have Celtic blood running in their veins.
Prep for the very boozy holiday with TheFABlife’s 17 Hottest Irish Maidens.

Love is a beautiful thing … most of the time. But sometimes there are those couples that just sketch you out. Whether they wear vials of each other’s blood around their necks, sell their children to reality TV, or just overdo it with the PDA, some duos don’t fill you with that warm and fuzzy feeling! The rumors of Bobbi Kristina Brown’s hookup with her adopted brother Nick Gordon is just the latest in a long line of celebrity couples that give us the willies. Love is blind, but watching these sketchy couples sometimes made us wish we were, too. Check out the rest in the gallery below!

Jennifer Lawrence is on a roll this week. She’s donned two gorgeous gold gowns at the Los Angeles and London premieres of The Hunger Games (Prabal Gurung and Ralph Lauren, respectively) and she’s built up a reputation as one of the red carpet’s brightest fashion stars in just a few short years. From last year’s Baywatch babe Oscar gown to her hot pink Oscar de le Renta win at the 2011 SAG Awards, Jen has proven she can hang out on the A List with ease. But that doesn’t mean there haven’t been missteps along the way!

We’ve pulled 35 of Jen’s most recent red carpet looks and rated them in three categories: The Good, The Bad and The Meh. Check ‘em out in our gallery below and weigh in on what you like – and dislike – to see the starlet in. And here’s hoping we get a third gold dress this week!

We’re not trying to pick on anyone here. We just feel these three lovely ladies should’ve really gone all out on the Hunger Games red carpet. They should go all out on any carpet, for that matter. They’ve got the stylists, the fame, the looks and the cash to back it up. That’s why we can’t understand why someone like Shailene Woodley would put this gown on? It’s misshapen, tent-like, and that print gives us a headache. Or Kelly Osbourne? She’s normally a style maven but we can’t come to terms with the lavender hair, grim suit and mismatched shoes. Then there’s Miranda Lambert, who we think is adorable, but should not have put on this ill-fitting dress. It makes her look a bit stuffed, especially in the cleavage area. Plus, the hair should have been worked differently. Take it as constructive criticism, ladies. We’re looking forward to you knocking it out of the ballpark on the next carpet.

Every day we wake up, run to the calender and see if it’s finally March 25. Why do we do this? Because that’s the day Mad Men finally returns to our TV sets! It’s been over a year, and we have so many questions that need to be answered, so many characters to catch up with…and so many sexy styles to feast our eyes upon. At least the cast has been helping us out on that last part, with Jon Hamm, January Jones, and Christina Hendricks appearing in an endless stream of sizzling spreads for magazines around the world. The latest comes from from Elisabeth Moss, who appeared on the cover of Page Six Magazine yesterday looking light-years away from her dowdy Peggy Olsen alter ego.

“Sometimes you just wanna wear somethin’ real tight and show it all off,” she says, donning a trench coat, bra and not much else for most of the shoot. “Lately I’ve been in that mood.” Despite this mood, Moss says she doesn’t regret having to stick to a much more subdued wardrobe for her role on the show. “I would much rather have an interesting character to play. I didn’t get into the business to be a model.” But one look at these red hot pics shows that she could definitely be at home on the catwalk. In fact, the show boasts perhaps the most attractive cast in TV history (sorry, Golden Girls).

It’s been a long year and a half since we’ve seen Don, Betty, Peggy and Joan and all of their glamorous glory, and we’re not sure if we can take another few weeks. So to fill the Draper-shaped hole in your heart, here are some of the hottest shots of everyone’s favorite 1960s crew (sorry, Beatles). Is it March 25 yet? How about now?

Talk about tat-tat tatted up. Queen of ink Kat Von D has more tattoos than anyone could count in one sitting. We tried. AnKat has come a long way since her first tattoo job at 14. After appearing on both Miami Ink and her own show, L.A. Ink, which was canceled last year, Kat has become one of the most sought after artists in the industry. She’s also inked some paper with two best-selling books. And with a makeup line, an art gallery, a hefty list of top clientele and her first album on the way, Kat’s permanently marked herself a business woman. Sorry, fans, but snagging a seat in Kat’s chair at High Voltage Tattoo is a pretty difficult feat: the wait list is almost two years. Some of us will just look on from afar, admiring her work, and tut-tutting about her hook-up and breakup from ex-fiance Jesse James. Not that we think she’ll stay single for long — this lady she pulls off that whole tough yet feminine yet super sexy look pretty well.

Kat Von D turns 30 today, and in honor of her birthday, here are 30 pics of some of Kat’s own, personal ink, including the infamous Jesse James’ tattoo. Happy Birthday, Kat!

Is there a plot to John Carter? Probably. Is it what will ultimately draw many of us to the theater next weekend? Probably not. I mean, it’s probably got some good qualities, being based on an Edgar Rice Burroughs series, with all sorts of cool themes about underdogs and oppression. But let’s be realistic. They put Taylor Kitsch in that very impractical nipple-baring breastplate/harness thing for a reason, and that reason is not character development. BUT! This is not to say that we completely objectify the man who will always be #33 for us. On Friday Night Lights, Kitsch won us over with his vulnerable performance as much as with that heartstopping smile. And we’re just waiting to see how his new career as an action star, which continues later this year with Battleship, will play out.

Even though he told MTV News that he feels awkward about being a heartthrob, we kind of couldn’t help putting together this little countdown of his 20 hottest looks. It was a tough job to do, but you’re welcome.

Reverent footballer Tim Tebow is rumored to be dating most of Hollywood, and so is Taylor Swift. So it seemed like only a matter of time before the two would be somehow linked in a match made in slow-news-day hell. The two were first spotted together at a pre-Oscar party last weekend. “They were together for almost an hour,” a witness told Celebuzz. “She approached Tim and he looked more than happy to be talking with her.” And any elementary schooler knows that when a boy and a girl talk, it’s because they like each other.

But then again, Taylor does tend to have quite the active dating life. Wasn’t she supposed to be with Zac Efron, like, last week? She’s been linked to so many people that it’s hard to keep track! So as a public service, we’ve compiled a comprehensive history of Taylor Swift’s boyfriends, real and imagined. No need to thank us. Head on down to the gallery below to see the men behind all those breakup songs!

News flash: Ke$ha is a party animal. The tattoo artist by day, electro-pop star by night recently revealed that favorite pastimes are making her assistant dress up in a penis costume and holding nude parties. When the singer-songwriter isn’t killing the stage with raunchy moves and some pretty provocative outfits, Ke$ha is comparing herself to Diddy. As if having the #1 album in 2010 with Animal wasn’t a big deal, our favorite wild child looks to claim the top spot again this year. The “Tik Tok” singer said she’s aiming to reinvent pop music with her next album scheduled to release May 2012, which she’s recorded all while on tour this past year. Ke$ha clearly loves her fishnets, feathers, and her gold tooth — despite how good she looked in her recent make-under. In honor of her 25th birthday, Ke$ha already shared a photo of her new, studly hairdo. We’d like to keep the party going with 25 pics of Ke$ha’s wildest poses.

Finally, Justin Bieber is legal! Um, did we say that out loud? What we mean is, it’s comforting that Justin’s mature fans won’t feel bad for admiring those shirtless pics. JB’s been making steps toward a more “grown” Justin since he chopped his hair and snagged long-term GF Selena Gomez. What’s next for the Canadian crooner? Well, we know he plans to publish a second book titled Justin Bieber: Just Getting Started in September, following the success of his first book, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, which sold millions. Justin also plans to release the first single off his third studio album Believe sometime this month, he announced via Twitter. Justin has grown into quite the young man before our eyes and he’s only making leaps and bounds in his career.

Most wouldn’t consider JB a bad boy, but he has a couple of incriminating photos we could definitely add to his clean rap sheet. As we celebrate him hitting the big 1-8, here are 18 photos of Justin committing crimes of age, love and traffic violations. Happy Birthday, Justin!