This time around women finishing this sentence: “I like it on the …” People are, as you’d expect, assuming this means where women like to do the deed. In reality, they’re telling you where they set their handbag when they have to put it down.

This is, apparently, in honor of breast cancer awareness month (although I am not sure what your handbag has to do with your breasts unless you say you rest it on your chest …).