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FATSGIVING FUN FACTS

added on November 22, 201211,865 views

Happy Gobbleween!

Are you ready for the Turkey Monster to come down your chimney, roast itself over the fire and present it’s dead body for your consumption? Of course you are! But what about the day after, when you’re stuffed full of mashed gravy pies and your belly starts storing away tons of fat cells? Beyond barfing those green beans back up, here are some little-known weight-loss tips just in time for the St. Turkentine’s Day holiday season.

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FUN FACT: So you got fat while you ate flesh. Have you thought about acquiring a flesh-eating disease? This weight-loss tip and more are chronicled in the latest episode of Skill Me Now. Jump on in, if you have the ability to lift your massive, gluttonous frame off the ground.

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