you know, I take a few days off the forum as didn't have time to watch Bamma or the UFC til last night, only a few days... and Homer goes fucking mental gay, wtf, is he going to denounce the Coffee v Tea truce next? Someone have a word with him....seriously.

Please, just let this thread die It was a half-arsed attempt at comedy, assuming everyone knew me well enough to know blah blah blah, but it backfired rather splendidly.

I now realise I'm more of a "replyer" than a thread starter

This thread must be given the kiss of life daily as a warning to others that watching those tat shows will just not be tolerated on manly forums such as these!!!

Totally know it was meant as a joke, did make me even chuckle a little, but there is not a fucking chance in hell I will admit that in public, instead I shall mock you about this like I am totally ignorant to the fact it was a wind up and I shall pretend I thought you serious about it..

And there I was thinking Homer isn't a bad ole egg for a Tea drinker to be fair, then this......THIS.... FUCKS SAKE!!!

How is Randy - haven't seen him since me and him were kicking back in Ridgewood New Joisey? I will believe you were there and its not a photoshop if you can confirm the secret password Randy gives out to interweb posters on mma forums.....

How is Randy - haven't seen him since me and him were kicking back in Ridgewood New Joisey? I will believe you were there and its not a photoshop if you can confirm the secret password Randy gives out to interweb posters on mma forums.....

Sky+ hates you now.

Haha! I believe the secret passphrase is "what's your name buddy?". That's all he said really. We were at the end of a 300-long line, so I think he'd reached the "I can't be arsed" stage of proceedings, haha. I fully intended to "hover hand" him in the photo, but I just went into autopilot and forgot. Oh well.

Tea Drinker for Life, but preaching tolerance for the Children of Coffee.

Yeah, you so didn't meet him then, if you did you would know its "what's your name man, pleased to meet you" - sounds like either a) you made that up or b) it was a Randy-a-like and you got conned.

Still have my picture of me and him on the fridge pride of place/warning me - was at my all time heaviest when I met him so now it stops me chunking out again as its bad standing next to a dude much older who looks ten times healthier, though I was stood over his out cold body in the picture saying "say my name mutha fucker, say it properly not with that twang and I won't knock you back the fuck out when you come back around"*

That bit may not be true, I may just be stood next to him whilst he has the look of a man who knows the dude next to him could kill him without breaking sweat*

*this may also not be true, maybe he is just looking a bit tired in the photo, tired of me whupping his arse all around the bookstore*