(Cut to an interviewer in a rather dinky little set. On the
wall there is a rather prettily done sign, not too big, saying
'Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror', as if it were a show's
title.)

Interviewer: Hello, good evening and welcome to another
edition of Blood Devastation Death War and Horror, and later on
we'll be meeting a man who *does* gardening. But first on the show
we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Man: Taht si crreoct.

Interviewer: Do you enjoy it?

Man: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.

Interviewer: And what's your name?

Man: Hamrag - Hamrag Yatlerot

Interviewer: Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show.
Now, where do you come from?

Man: Bumcreland.

Interviewer: Cumberland?

Man: Stah't it sepricely.

Interviewer: And I believe you're working on an anagram
version of Shakespeare?