Teef

The ACN has a very loose top front tooth. The neighbour tooth already fell out last week. This one is not even in the right spot any more. The Mommy was jiggling it yesterday. The ACN told her Mommy to pull it out. The Mommy tried. It bled. The ACN cringed. The Mommy asked if she wanted her to stop. The ACN shook her head “No.” Finally The Mommy gave up.

“Did you want Mommy to take it out so that you’ll get another $10 from the tooth fairy?”

the most any of my kindergarteners has gotten is five dollars. that’s just crazy. i used to get fifty cents or a dollar depending on the size of the tooth. i usually put it towards the purchase of a slurpee.