Caretaker : Can I have an hour off to go for a hair cut?
Boss: : No, get it cut in your own time.
Caretaker : But boss, it grew while I was at work!
Boss: : It didn't all grow during work time.
Caretaker : I'm not having it all cut off!

Due to the present financial situation, the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily switched off.