You rotten lot! in a previous incarnation before I took my VOWSI once through a succession of peculiar happenstances, mistaken identities and curious coincidences was forced to share the post match bath with the LONDON IRISH!ThriceThe whole matter was blown out of proportion in the febrile press, so I know how the poor lady feels!Sister Eva

Gloria SmuddSeptember 8, 2010 at 18:54

Good Sister E. L., what horrors you describe. After three involuntary post-match and possibly whirlpool baths, I bet you found those eddies waring.

Sister Eva LongoriaSeptember 8, 2010 at 19:12

Certainly not! That would be a rugby LEAGUE situation! I was strictly a UNION girl!

I will only say that I have always been a STAUNCH Unionist. And some of them are rightly known as the Barbarians (giggle!)Sister Eva

Gloria SmuddSeptember 8, 2010 at 19:54

HEAVEN forfend that you should have been subjected to anything resembling a bit of UP AND OVER.

Gloria SmuddSeptember 8, 2010 at 19:55

Or UP and UNDER, even.

Sister Eva LongoriaSeptember 8, 2010 at 20:31

Child,Fortunately, after a mis-spent youth, I have found peace with the Lord, with the Sisters of Blessed Relief, and my SPECIAL friend Gildas. Gildas understands me, for being 1,600 years old he has seen most things, and he has not always been a SAINT, if you know what I mean.But if he strays again, I will DEFENESTRATE him.In love and lightSister Eva

Gloria SmuddSeptember 8, 2010 at 21:30

I think I got a bit confused back there! All this talk of post-match showers took me back to those heady days of my youth when my now-husband and I used to stand in if Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks couldn’t make a ‘personal appearance’ at some of East Anglia’s tinier village hall venues; Giant Smuddstacks and I would wriggle ourselves into some spangled body-stockings and hurl each other across the splintery floors like there was no tomorrow! Just the memory of Giant Smuddstacks’s more intimate lifts has sent me all-of-a-giddy even now!

I am so glad you have found SALVATION and PEACE Sister E.L. I am still troubled by a clicky-neck and an almost unworkable lumbar region.

The Nosy MoleSeptember 8, 2010 at 23:52

Gloria, did you ever don the “spangled body stockings” for a Sunday night of choreographed pugilism at Cleethorpes pier? if so I was likely privileged to see you perform,