Why Wear Clothes?

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger and blog named Monkey In a Suit. She explains that he ripped it off from Average Jane. But that’s as far as we go. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. All meme questions are in bold.

1. Name one person who made you smile today: Susan Boyle. She lost in the finale of Britain’s Got Talent. I smiled because her fifteen minutes is finally up.

2. What were you doing at 8am this morning? After my usual five mile morning run, I did my weekly volunteer work at a soup kitchen. Or was still sleeping. One of those two.

3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? I was working on my latest animal research project. It is on a bird that has sometimes been called “rats with wings”. My working title is Pigeons Are People, Too.

4. What is your favorite candy bar? In the voyeur sense it is the lollipop. I have no clue as to why.

5. Have you ever been to a strip club? When I was at University, I went to a club as part of a thesis I was writing. It was called, Clothes on Women: Why?

6. What was the last thing you had to drink? Romulan ale. It’s quite the eye opener.

7. What was the last thing you ate? She is still not a “what”. Geez.

8. The last sporting event you watched? Last night, I was at a match of the Connecticut Cupcakes of the Women’s World Mud Wrestling League. They were looking like they were going to have a long year until they made that steal of a trade for Bertha Buttcheeks just before the trading deadline. Last night they won in OT. Don’t bet against the ‘Cakes this season.

9. Do you go to church every Sunday? I avoid church religiously.

10. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? No, I’d rather eat them separately.

11. What are you doing tomorrow? Nice try. I’m busy.

12. What do you think of when you hear Australia? That I musta woke up in New Zealand again.

13. Biggest annoyance right now? Waking up in New Zealand without a clue how I got here. I remember celebrating the big Cupcakes’ win and then “poof”.

14. Last song listened to? My Endless Love. It could have been called My Endless Song.

15. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Yes. I use The Naked Maid Service. You’re shocked, right?

16. What do you usually do during the day? My day job is writing humorous headstones for the recently departed. People are dying to get one.

17. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No. I am saving all my hate for the writer of this fucking meme.18. Are you jealous of anyone? The refs at the Women’s World Mud Wrestling League seem to have a great job.

19. Is anyone jealous of you? People tend to be more terrified than jealous.

20. Are you thinking about someone right now? No. I am too busy trying to arrange a flight out of New Zealand.

We will return to write another
post as soon as the mood strikes.
It might be funny.
That’s it for today on WTIT: The Blog.
Enjoy your Sunday.

Oh, Bud, I was kidding! I’d never criticize your posts. I come here of my own volition because I look forward to them! It’s just that I cannot imagine having Chinese and pizza all at once. And Endless Love! Mind you, I’m not judging. I understand guilty pleasures — after all, I have “Copacabana,” Helen Reddy and Bobby Sherman on my iPod and can recite all the lyrics to R. Dean Taylor’s “Indiana Wants Me” (Lord, I can’t go back there).

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After a radio, nightclub and television career of over 25 years,we still write and perform comedy with essentially the same group of guys that we started with over 50 years ago. We began as WTIT: Tape Radio and have kept the moniker ever since. We did comedy using this "WTIT Tape Radio" station as the backdrop. it is also a journal of a group of friends done in a radio morning show format playing the music of the era. We have every recording. We interviewed our girlfriends before “The Prom” or whatever. We shared growing up, getting married and having kids on WTIT. Later it was stories of divorces, new wives or girlfriends and grandchildren.

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