Crossing Over is another Crash clone set in the intense boiling racial melting pot cauldron of Los Angeles, where caricatures from all over the world come to get caught up in a series of sensationalistic vignettes about important social issues. Can Indiana Jones solve the immigration problem? Not if Henry Hill has anything to say about it. Who will emerge triumphant?? The viewer!*

I nearly beat my brother to death when he said he liked Crash. He explained it was because he got a BJ while watching it, so I spared him.

For his sake, I hope this movie makes his Aryan Nation girlfriends horny too.

11.13.08 at 10:48 am

The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr cannot be sure…but is Harrison Ford wearing a Frigidaire under that shirt?

11.13.08 at 10:49 am

Burnsy

“I’m sensing something starting with an S. It’s a name… no, it’s a description. Does the letter S mean anything to anyone? I’m sensing it’s an action and a description. I’m sensing… yes, I’m sensing this movie will suck.”

11.13.08 at 10:49 am

The Mighty Feklahr

ROFLKOTAL! Why are women crying in the shower so damn funny to Him?

11.13.08 at 10:51 am

Eibmoz

Burnsy, I did not know you were psychic

11.13.08 at 10:54 am

Burnsy

I have X-Ray vision, too. And let me just say, BOING!

11.13.08 at 10:56 am

The Kurgan

My left testicle is purple and my right testicle is pink, but they have lived happily together in my pants for over 40 years now.

11.13.08 at 11:00 am

NoMoPolenta

you know what’s great for race relations? Constantly pointing out our differences.

11.13.08 at 11:01 am

LinzayLou

Thank God I live in Iowa, away from this so called “melting pot”. Where I work everyones white…cept that black guy named Damitrius…we just call him Big Nigger D.

11.13.08 at 11:01 am

BraveSrRob

I was just hoping the eponymous crash in Crash would be one where all the extremely unlikeable characters died. Hopefully, they all ran into each other and then came running out on fire screaming.

I remain amazed that writers confuse unlikeable people with “realistic” portrayals.

11.13.08 at 11:03 am

Vince Mancini

you know what’s great for race relations? Constantly pointing out our differences.

What do you have against polenta, motherfucker?

11.13.08 at 11:04 am

Michelle07

*finger of doom waggles

GET OFF MY FENCE!

11.13.08 at 11:04 am

Vince Mancini

Sorry, I play the wop card about once a year.

11.13.08 at 11:05 am

Pauly Dangerously

“Indians Interrupted at Dinner!”

Someone is getting stabbed.

11.13.08 at 11:05 am

Vince Mancini

*knows exactly what joke is coming next*

11.13.08 at 11:05 am

Michelle07

I’ve got a bad feeling about this

11.13.08 at 11:05 am

Michelle07

Damnit

11.13.08 at 11:07 am

LinzayLou

*knows exactly what joke is coming next*

Wha’ts the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby?
You don’t fuck the cheeseburger before you eat it!”

Was that the joke you were looking for?

11.13.08 at 11:07 am

Rock Strongo

They cast Ray Liotta to show how people are prejudiced against Lepers

11.13.08 at 11:07 am

Pauly Dangerously

Pic #4:

Black kid: [whispers] Pssst. You have a towel on yo’ head.

11.13.08 at 11:08 am

Michelle07

Ray Liotta is Edward James Almost

11.13.08 at 11:08 am

Dr. Steve Brule

I was looking for that joke… for my whole life.

11.13.08 at 11:09 am

Vince Mancini

Walk him and pitch to the rhino!

11.13.08 at 11:12 am

Eibmoz

I liked David Cronenberg’s Crash.

11.13.08 at 11:12 am

Dr. Steve Brule

Concerning questions about whether he was being type-cast, Ray Liotta replied:

“Ay Carmine! Get me mutha-fuckin bucket a mootzerelle for these mouley cock-suckers.”

11.13.08 at 11:14 am

Eibmoz

Cinnabon, you make me smile.

11.13.08 at 11:15 am

JHC

*secretly hopes that Dr. Steve Brule really is the actual John C. Reilly*

11.13.08 at 11:15 am

Michelle07

*blushes on all cheeks

11.13.08 at 11:21 am

Stinky Peet

I’d like California to vote on a Proposition to send every print of this film to Mexico.

11.13.08 at 11:25 am

Rock Strongo

“In Crash, Paul Haggis made a film that’s about as difficult to swallow and enjoy as his eponymous Scottish dish, yet now Wayne Kramer brings you Crossing Over with all the class of the actor who played Kramer on Seinfeld” -Rock Strongo, sitting on his couch

11.13.08 at 11:28 am

JHC

I’d like to use this forum to express my anger with Starz for trying to make the abortion of an idea that was Crash into a series. Ahem…

Hey Starz Fuckwads! Yeah, over here. I pay for your channels because I want to watch MOVIES! Not half assed attempts at “edgy” serial dramas. If I wanted that shit, I’d have Showtime. This is strike one and two. You’re on notice. Fuckers.

11.13.08 at 11:30 am

Eibmoz

JHC, I am so with you. And the self-aggrandizing “behind the scenes” stuff they used to promote it was awful.