You guys know that our favorite characters are like family to us. And no, that doesn't make us crazy--it just means we have hearts as big as Tierra. We just want them to be happy. And in love with each other. In these specific arrangements. 'Cause we know them better than they know themselves.

We wanna see New Girl's Winston with a lady who can really whip him into shape and bring out his confidence (after whipping him sufficiently). Plus, we're pretty sure Schmidt and Nick would fall all over themselves trying to impress Mike and Molly's Victoria when she pranced around the loft.

They'd meet on the subway and 2BG's Caroline would be instantly in love/excited to move into the Mindy Project doc's apartment and never leave. (Max would probably tag along too, and we can't see Jeremy minding that.)

Happy Endings' Dave appreciates the nuances of the fashion industry, and New Girl's Cece would appreciate a relatively normal, easygoing dude. Fringed suede jackets are about as weird as Dave gets, and that's not even out of place at a models' party.

Pretty sure this one sells itself.

Don't fight me on this GIRLS + Mindy coupling. It would be full of beauty—the kind of beauty that mostly entails a passionate couple calling each other's crazy bluffs until antics gone wrong land them both in the police station. But they win all the cops to their side. You know?

I want this relationship to last exactly two weekends—one where SNL's Stefon takes Shahs' Reza out in New York, and one where Reza takes Stefon out in Vegas. Then they'd break up, but afterwards it would be that thing where Stefon would make Reza's boyfriends' lives hell indefinitely.

The Parks and Rec nurse wants a baby. HIMYM's Ted wants a wife and kids. How I Met Your Mother... in Pawnee sounds good to me.

You work too hard, Downton's Carson. You need a real Parks and Rec woman to show you how to treat yoself.

Because I like to share, you guys pick the last one! (This is how it would go if we were "sharing" Valentine's Day candy, too--I'd have eight, then you'd get one.) Whom should we set Dr. Mindy Lahiri up with: a squeaky-clean blue-eyed stallion, a troubled stubbled rocker, or a badboy lawyer (another one)?