Scary Spice Sues Trannie Afficionado

Mel B. must have gotten pissed off that he got engaged. She’s decided to take the father of her baby, Eddie Murphy, to court on a paternity suit! People of the world! Spice up your child support! Well, he pretty much dared her when he went on TV in Europe and said she was a lying-ass bitch prior to the DNA test. He’d better get his mind off cocks in frocks and back in the game! She’s goin’ after that Axel Foley money!

Scary Spice is going after Eddie Murphy in court, claiming he isn’t owning up to his responsibility as a dad. Melanie Brown will file a paternity suit against Murphy, according to ubiquitous lawyer Gloria Allred. Allred will hold a news conference — imagine that! — claiming Murphy’s conduct since learning Brown was pregnant was “shocking and appalling.”

Oh yeah, she saw the engagement ring he placed on that other chick’s finger and all bets were off. And why does this Gloria Allred bitch show up at every legal turn in Hollywood? Is it because the O.J. lawyers are dead? If I have to see her aged mug on E! News one more time….good lord.

Eddie brought that one on himself. And she should sue him because he was completely wrong on the way he handled the situation. He didn’t even have the decency to call to see if his daughter was alright. Trifling!

How is it golddigging when she’s about to make a mint with the SG comeback and EM hasn’t had a B.H.C. like hit in awhile? It’s totally necessary considering he pulled a Stephen Bing. I doubt he’d even give the child bus fare w/o G.A. (regardless of Scary’s proof positive) –