Rob Greenlee may not be the tallest man on the planet, but he’s definitely the tallest man I know. If you go to his Twitter page, you’ll see a shot of Seattle’s famous Space Needle as perceived by someone of lesser stature, obviously, because Rob looks down on puny Space Needle!

ROB SMASH!

I kid, I kid. Lucky for us, Rob is a gentle giant with a more than reasonable level of tolerance for silly height jokes (more than we deserve, anyway). Actually, I have a rather unsettling notion that maybe he only looks tall to me because I’m so danged short. There. Now I’ve evened things out by self-deprecation. Fair enough?