50 Random Guy Facts You’ll Never Forget

7 Questions Every Guy Wishes You’d Ask Him

“Sweetie, what do I look best in? Please, just once, could you ask this instead of ‘Do I look fat in this?’ Then I could give my honest opinion about those balloon pants—without getting killed.” —Brad, 29

Getty Images

7 Questions Every Guy Wishes You’d Ask Him

“Do you mind if we just lie here and not talk? Don’t mistake postsex silence with distance. Sometimes we just need to get some sleep!” —Jordan, 30

Getty Images

7 Questions Every Guy Wishes You’d Ask Him

“I just got tickets to the Giants game. Do you have plans on Sunday?” —Tyler, 24

Getty Images

7 Questions Every Guy Wishes You’d Ask Him

“Can we go see [insert movie title here that he’s completely interested in but you’re not]?” —Sebastian, 26

Getty Images

7 Questions Every Guy Wishes You’d Ask Him

“You up for chicken wings and beer for dinner tonight? It’s a cliché for a reason, people!” —Miles, 32

Getty Images

7 Questions Every Guy Wishes You’d Ask Him

“Would you mind if I took the kids away to my mother’s for two weeks? I mean, I’d miss you, of course.” —Nick, 34

Getty Images

7 Questions Every Guy Wishes You’d Ask Him

“I have some fun new things to try tonight...you game?” —Grant, 30

Getty Images

6 Ridiculous Things About the Male Body

The typical male orgasm lasts only six seconds. Ladies go for an average of 23!

Getty Images

6 Ridiculous Things About the Male Body

But men make up for their speed with frequency: The average guy will ejaculate more than 10,200 times in his lifetime.

Getty Images

6 Ridiculous Things About the Male Body

And if things don’t work, it’s serious. In at least 13 states, impotence is grounds for divorce.

Getty Images

6 Ridiculous Things About the Male Body

Accidents happen: An average of 2,202 men per year go to the ER for a zipper injury to the penis.

Getty Images

6 Ridiculous Things About the Male Body

Nearly 8 percent of men (and 3 percent of women) have an extra nipple, one study found.

Getty Images

6 Ridiculous Things About the Male Body

And get this: 75 percent of men who died of heart attacks during sex were cheating on their wives. Karma’s a bitch!

Getty Images

4 Signs He’s Over His Ex

She’s not in his phone (you looked), and the “pizza” number is the actual pizza place.

Getty Images

4 Signs He’s Over His Ex

His friends all know your name and never say things like, “You’re the one from Texas, right?”

Getty Images

4 Signs He’s Over His Ex

You run into her on the street, and he doesn’t suck in his belly, not even a little.

Getty Images

4 Signs He’s Over His Ex

He tells you that was the best back rub of his life (and his ex was a masseuse!).

Getty Images

4 Signs He Really Isn’t Over His Ex

The Vampire Diaries and House Hunters International are still on his saved shows, and he’s not a real-estate broker (or a vampire).

Courtesy of The CW

4 Signs He Really Isn’t Over His Ex

Facebook seems to think you might want to join her “upcoming event” by matching your guy’s $200 donation to her paddleboard-athon.

Getty Images

4 Signs He Really Isn’t Over His Ex

He brings you coffee (so sweet) with cream and two Splendas (way too sweet).

Getty Images

4 Signs He Really Isn’t Over His Ex

And then of course there’s the issue of that Hooters shirt of hers he still sleeps in.

Getty Images

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

Howard Stern once told Rolling Stone: “No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record.”

Getty Images

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

Regarding his full-frontal scene on Broadway, Daniel Radcliffe noted: “You tighten up like a hamster.”

Getty Images

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

Enrique Iglesias once joked that he was poorly endowed. “[The press] took it literally when it is not the truth,” he later insisted.

Getty Images

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

Don Cheadle’s impressive member has it’s own story line on House of Lies.

Getty Images

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

Go to the 4:43 mark of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Jason Segel is gifted.

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

An adult-film star whom Jared Leto allegedly hooked up with said, “Jared was the most I ever had to work with.”

Splash News

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

Dame Judi Dench called Daniel Craig’s package “an absolute monster!”

bauergriffinonline.com

8 Things We’ve Heard About Hollywood Guys

Jon Hamm doesn’t like to talk about it (“They’re called privates for a reason”), but there are Tumblrs devoted to the “Hammaconda.”

Getty Images

4 Genuinely Nice Texts From Real Men

“I missed you last night. My bed was too empty.” —from my boyfriend first thing in the morning as I was rushing off to work. Maureen, 27

5 Things He Notices About You in the First 5 Minutes

Gossip. Yes, we want to know that thing Stella said Jeremy does in bed (next time we’re running, and he’s out-pacing me, it will help me to know that he likes being spanked—no judgment). Yes, we’re totally curious why Anil wasn’t invited to the wedding. And yes, your brother-in-law’s salary is of great interest to us. What? You’re part of our life, and we want to know everything about you. Also, it’s juicy.

Chocolate. It’s completely baffling to me why this most perfect food is somehow a lady thing. I don’t care if you make fun of me for having PMS. Give me chocolate cake. With the chocolate sauce. And extra chocolate sauce on the side. Maybe in a bucket or some kind of cauldron. And then I want a Snickers.

5 Kinds of Men Women Are Glad They Went Out With

“The way younger guy. Admittedly, I was a little embarrassed to tell my girlfriends about his age but—ahem—boy, was he fun. And sexy. I was surprised how much I loved that there were absolutely no expectations and no potential for a future. Sometimes you need that.” —Liz, 35