“Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists. No, not at the moment,” he said. “Not at all. That’s fine. I’m over it at the moment. We’re done. All I want to do is move on.”

And while that sounds like a hard no, he was actually just talking about doing them back to back, which is what the studio wanted after Skyfall made a billion dollars:

“I was contracted to do another one. That was all set up,” the 47-year-old said. “But at the studio there was a real keenness to get it done as soon as possible. In fact, there was a conversation at one point that went: ‘Let’s film two movies back to back.’ I just went: ‘You’re out of your f—— minds.’ In the nicest possible way.”

And before everyone shits on their X Rockers, he even said if they offered him enough cash — which at this point the studio is probably willing to sacrifice children to get him back — he’d probably do it:

“If I did another Bond movie, it would only be for the money.”

So there you go, neckbeards, you might still have your white, blue-eyed James Bond for one more movie until Obama makes Idris Elba take over and it’s just James praying to Mecca five times a day in between raiding West Virginia compounds to steal their arsenals. But look on the bright side, at least there’s a chance for more latent homoerotica, which if we’re being honest is the real concern here, isn’t it? #NotYourShield (I honestly have no fucking clue what that even is.)