We have had you six months-- or close to it. We have had you fixed and you have all of your shots. We thought that as you grew up you would mellow out. That was not to be so. Monday I am calling the no kill shelter and seeing if they have any spots open!

I don't know if you realize this, but we humans talk to each other. As a result, I have discovered 3 other families that think you are their sweet kitty. At least I know why you've been getting so chubby lately and why you keep losing your collars. Hard to play the sweet stray angle when you have a collar, I guess.

Love,

The buyer of collars

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In the United States today, there is a pervasive tendency to treat children as adults, and adults as children. The options of children are thus steadily expanded, while those of adults are progressively constricted. The result is unruly children and childish adults. ~Thomas Szasz

We're always pleased to have our grandpets visit us, and we're happy that on your first visit to Camp Grandma you have decided that you love us.

But do you REALLY have to be petted 24 hours a day?

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Common sense is not a gift, but a curse. Because thenyou have to deal with all the people who don't have it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Candy canes? I didn't expect you to break into the package of candy canes that I bought for the Christmas tree and that I was hiding on top of the cabinet. And I don't want to know how you managed to strip them out of the package and out of the plastic wrapped around each individual cane. But manage it you did, as the plastic was lying there in a neat little candy cane shape with the candy cane completely gone.

You did and have since spent the rest of the evening happily curled up next to me belching peppermint. Please leave them alone from now on, especially since you have never in the last 10 plus years paid any attention to them when I hang them on the tree.

Please stop trying to open the back door. I have now witnessed you attempting the door knob , and tonight that thing is getting oiled. Now I know who opened it the last time I forgot to lock it!

Love,

The human who is at least slightly smarter than you.

Greencat - we always had indoor/outdoor cats with no cat flap. This did not deter my much missed boy who just opened the front door and let himself in. Did I mention I was home alone and in the shower when he did this? He also didn't bother to shut the door behind him. Thankfully the postman shut the front door when he arrived to find it wide open and got no reply when he called into the house.