"All The Young Dudes"

"Connie Chung, Dudes! (Connie Sings)"

The Lyrics

I'm sure you're all aware of Connie Chung singing "Thanks For the Memories" on the final episode of her show with Maury on MSNBC. Now it's an Internet hit.

Well people yacked all night about her singing liveHow she sat there on the top of a piano, liveMy eyes, there's water in my eyesWhen she's singing live

And MSNBC has axed the crapAnd Connie got up and starting singing "that" out of tune!Sounds like she drank prune juice!Television spread the crazy story 'round, and the web sites jumped on it, tooYeah, who needs a TV when we got YouTube?And iFilm, I guessSounds like poo, man

Connie Chung, dudes (YouTube)Singin' the blues (I hear ya)She's on YouTube? (I'm not sure yet)Spreadin' the newsConnie Chung, dudes (Don't want to hear you)Give us the news (This is a riot!)What can she do? (She can sure do 'Merican Idol now)You know it blows* [*Pronounced "blues"]

Now Maury won't sleep cause he's listening to QueenBut he can't buy records sung by a dumb news teamHer song is dumb, oh yes, song is dumbAnd she can't hold a candle to the Beatles or the StonesWe never laugh it off 'cause the laughing never stopsMan it stings, she cannot singBut it's fun to watch, get it on the request linesFunniest song in my headOh since John Ashcroft came aroundOh, "Let the Eagle Soar"YeahMan, that song's bad

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