aka the Traveller

This is a story. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
And this is how it starts...

Once upon a time, there was a magical land made entirely of
pillows, which was ruled by the Cupcake King. Like all fairy tales,
the Cupcake King had an evil twin brother that ruled the badlands,
and he was the Muffin Lord. The Muffin Lord was as renouned for his
cruelty as the Cupcake King was for his benigness, and there was
fear throughout the land. Chaos and darkness loomed over the
Cupcake King's kingdom, and there were rumors of innocent citizens
disappearing overnight, never to be seen again.. This troubled the
Cupcake King, as it would all good leaders, and he pleaded with his
brother to stop. But the Muffin Lord simply laughed