The Chinese ladies love a man on a moped, especially if he can't drive it worth shit. This is one of their mating rituals here. The male sees a female he wishes to procreate with, and immediately demonstrates his inability to operate a road vehicle. I think it worked.

Adam, you dscribed a mating ritual between ONE man and ONE woman. This is a THREESOME. that's why the second man on the moped crashed into the first man, so they can both impress her. They had a blast!!!!