Like all good hoaxes, it's actually just the truth.(going to try and write something proper about the spill, but it keeps getting weirder and doing my job for me: giant absorbent pillows to sop it up? and cuddle the pipe? giant block of concrete dropped through the sea to crush it down? my normal frenzy of imagination is kind of foreclosed, especially if they go for the undersea leng tch'e...)