Why are we not using these amazing text speak things omg

Why be vanilla when you can be ice? Why be dumb when you can be dumber? Why be Taylor when you can be Beyoncé? Stop using lol and rofl and lmao and... lolol. Get creative instead an try out some of these awesome acronyms, guaranteed to get a response even if it is 'wtf?'

4COL - for crying out loud

@TEOTD - at the end of the day

AFDN - any fucking day now

AFU - all fucked up

AFT - about fucking time

AYC - aren't you cheeky

DW2H - don't work too hard

DTC - deep throaty chuckle

EABOS - eat a bag of shit

DYHAB - do you have a boyfriend?

DYSTSOTT - did you see the size of that thing?

FAWOMFT - frequently argued waste of my fucking time

FEAR - forget everything and run

Think these are good? There's hundreds more... head here to find them... and head here to try them out on badoo.