Test question

In your wildest dreams, you've just won an Oscar for Best Actress. What would you say in your speech?

• You thank your parents for their unwavering support, your goldfish for always believing in you and the manufacturer of your favourite breakfast cereal

• You give a big shout out to your primary school teacher who told you you'd never go anywhere in life, that neighbour who bitched about you behind your back and that bank manager who wouldn't give you credit!