I’m in Kingston so just a walk from Hampton. It has a really deserted park behind it which is lovely for some peace amidst the London chaos. I am yet to go back in the maze. I found it magical when I was seven. I don’t want to shatter the nostalgia, because I bet it’s not that difficult to navigate as an adult…

Haha, they are rather notorious around here, but I must say I’ve not been to either myself, I moved here at 27, when my clubbing days were long gone. I’m quite glad Hampton Court was shut in the snow now, that part of The Shining is terrifying.