We do so lust Candice Swanepoel. I’d pay my weekly paycheck just to watch her take out the garbage (with the irony being that my weekly paycheck is total garbage to begin with).

But screw irony, or, rather, screw Candice Swanepoel, but in a nice and romantic manner, if you can restrain your primitive instincts after seeing her latest and greatest pictorial on the page of this month’s GQ UK, where Candice does what she absolutely does best — looks damn hot without lifting a finger. Enjoy.