Qurank.com has recieved an hilarous visitor recently, he turned up as "Keeper of Australia Mountain", most likely an unstable and verbose Canadian with a talent for twisted, convoluted story telling with tenuous threads of fact. Also click on his name for more fun.
Have a look in the Test Forum under "Unusual Archaeological Discoveries at Autralia Mt." (Up Over) as in the opposite of Down Under, it's well worth it.
I'll try a link for you. http://p223.ezboard.com/fqueenslandclimbingfrm8

Yup , it seriously true. The lad from Up Over is hitting the most fatal of shores and engaging the most fatal of Aussie matildas - the Queen'sland thylacines - full on. He plans to thrash and thrutch around in a few skeleton closets at Araps and will stir many a matilda possum form her sordid lair. Game on. First period to the Keeper in the Great Aussie Death Zone of southern Queen'sland. It is true that the Keeper is a shy, introverted, innocent, kind-hearted Canadian bloke but blood is up with those merciless, unforgiving vixens/denizens of the Boonah jungles. They may be known for biting butts but some de-starchification and adoption of a sense of humor might help their reality. The revolution has begun! Better days ahead as we free the good mates from some sordid matilda penal colonies south of Brisbane. A tough job but someone has to do it.
More later.