Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, Kim Kardashian was seen going into an office building on Wednesday in Los Angeles. Kim, who always tips off the paparazzi to her location, wore a tight pencil skirt with a cropped top that revealed the results of her recent tummy tuck.Photo: INFphoto.com

Kim’s sperm donor Kanye West, left, and his brother-in-law Scott Disick were seen wearing matching shirts as they went shopping at Maxfield in Los Angeles, California on Wednesday. It is rumored that Kanye and Kim maintain separate homes.Photo: Chiva/INFphoto.com

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:

He did shave. You just can’t see cause his belly is covering his peen. I though you were used to pubes in your mouth?
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I’m sorry, wasn’t it you who said you liked them in your mouth b/c it was like spare dental floss? Comes in handy after smoking sausages huh?

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I know you like the smell of them so you try to glue them in you nose with track glue
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But what about you using them to cover your disappearing edges with super glue then glossing them over with mineral oil to make it look natural?
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What about you going around collect the pubes of homeless men and making you a pillow out of them so you can smell them all night in your dreams?
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C’mon bruh, don’t try to act like you don’t have a sweater made out of dirty ass crack pubes that says “I Pubes for Lashes” to match with your Lashes made out of said pube hair.

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:

He did shave. You just can’t see cause his belly is covering his peen. I though you were used to pubes in your mouth?
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I’m sorry, wasn’t it you who said you liked them in your mouth b/c it was like spare dental floss? Comes in handy after smoking sausages huh?

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I know you like the smell of them so you try to glue them in you nose with track glue
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But what about you using them to cover your disappearing edges with super glue then glossing them over with mineral oil to make it look natural?
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What about you going around collect the pubes of homeless men and making you a pillow out of them so you can smell them all night in your dreams?
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C’mon bruh, don’t try to act like you don’t have a sweater made out of dirty ass crack pubes that says “I Pubes for Lashes” to match with your Lashes made out of said pube hair.

DONT DENY IT!

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My lashes came from what was left after you made your pube scarf and drawstring ponytail from hajjis in Iraq.

My lashes came from what was left after you made your pube scarf and drawstring ponytail from hajjis in Iraq.
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That “mink” blanket I gave you with Eeyore on it that you told me you never slept with out because you loved it so much? Yeah, relaxed Ugandan pube hair mayne. I got it for a sweet deal too.

Them Ugandans had every hustle known to man going on over there while in Iraq.

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:

My lashes came from what was left after you made your pube scarf and drawstring ponytail from hajjis in Iraq.
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That “mink” blanket I gave you with Eeyore on it that you told me you never slept with out because you loved it so much? Yeah, relaxed Ugandan pube hair mayne. I got it for a sweet deal too.

Them Ugandans had every hustle known to man going on over there while in Iraq.

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@ relaxed Uganda pube hair. I got bout 4 or 5 mink blankets from Iraq and I’ll never be able to look at them the same.

@ relaxed Uganda pube hair. I got bout 4 or 5 mink blankets from Iraq and I’ll never be able to look at them the same.
—————- shyt got you didn’t it? They used to scare me over there.. One of the lady guards asked me if I wanted my hair braided, then she said it wsa going to be $400.. and it had to be done at night… Them mens over there were crazy.

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:
eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:
I’ll assume that said dildos are black?
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Ii was about to say the same. BUT with Scott being the minority, you have to throw a beige one in there too.
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Long as it ain’t pank. Pank peens scare me!!
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Just like the High Yelluh mens with tar black members scare me
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My friend that fawked Nelly said his meat is dark as hell that’s so nasty

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Dirty30Heart says:

@ relaxed Uganda pube hair. I got bout 4 or 5 mink blankets from Iraq and I’ll never be able to look at them the same.
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shyt got you didn’t it? They used to scare me over there.. One of the lady guards asked me if I wanted my hair braided, then she said it wsa going to be $400.. and it had to be done at night… Them mens over there were crazy.

Good afternoon everyone. I hope everyone is having a blessed Thursday! On topic: I have nothing much for the Kardashian Clan. I like Khloe’s shoes and kim looks washed out with that color in her hair. I like her better with black hair. Scott is so blahh.
Off topic: I am pissed today because my boss found out that I have another job. They called him for a reference but I did not put him down as one. He of course was listed on my employment application as my most recent employer but after the interview I gave my soon-to-be employer a list of references. I thought for the employment verification they would call HR. Now its weird up in here ugggh

Iheart- There were these two dumb asses one or two days from leaving, right? And after I tell you what happened, you can tell they got all arrogant with the fact they were leaving and didn’t give a shyt…

Well long story short they were about to leave the desert and one night they decide to have sex in the dude’s trailer. He had no roommate so he gave no fawks (and you know how females are forbidden to go into males quarters and vice versa).

Well she decided she wanted to be porn star loud with it and he is not giving a fawk, enjoying it but not telling her to STFU or at least to bite the pillow. A Master Sgt (E7) comes and knocks on their door and dude gets up and I guess puts some pants on and opens the door “Can I help you?” (smart ass)