http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |• Maryland Governor Larry Hogan lifted the state of emergency in the city of Baltimore Thursday and withdrew the National Guard troops as peace slowly resumed. A new curfew is now in effect. In order to help protect the people of Baltimore, the cops are not allowed on the streets after ten o'clock.

• The Weather Channel aired spectacular footage of the fifty tornadoes which swept the Southern Plains Wednesday, creating havoc. There was video from every possible angle. Storm chasers have become such an aggravation the tornadoes are asking the Oklahoma legislature to pass a paparazzi law.

• Bruce Jenner's daughters Kylie and Kendall Jenner revealed plans to trademark their names so that nobody else can use them. It's why the L.A. school system is the envy of the world. L.A. kids have no math skills and can't read but they can market themselves like Coca-Cola by the time they are twelve.

• Hillary Clinton raised millions at an L.A. fundraiser at a producer's mansion in Pacific Palisades Thursday with stars in attendance. She raised a few million more at a billionaire's home in Beverly Hills. Hillary spoke to them about the plight of middle-class families, but we're all just speculating here.

• Hillary Clinton told Las Vegas last week that as president she'd not only grant amnesty to illegal immigrants, she would grant them U.S. citizenship. That would allow them to vote. The Democratic Party used to enjoy the advantage of having eight children in every family, but today they just order in.

• New York Governor Cuomo unleashed a flood of tourism Friday by announcing airlines may travel from JFK Airport to Havana. The climate in Cuba facilitates longevity. Fidel Castro is in the Guinness Book of Records for living fifty-six years longer than any man who ever seized a casino from Meyer Lansky.

• The Senate voted to require President Obama to submit any nuclear deal with Iran to a vote of Congress. Like that matters. Congress's approval rating is so low that the Discovery Channel is considering plans to shoot a re-make of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, only with an all-baboon cast.

• President Obama flew to South Dakota to speak at the Lake Area Technical Institute Friday. It was the fiftieth state he has visited. His job approval there is low, but environmentalists in South Dakota are very happy with Obama's presidential legacy because they know that Mt. Rushmore is safe.

• Tom Brady was accused by the NFL of knowing his footballs were deflated for a better passing grip. It's a life lesson for all boys. If you play by the rules you have integrity, but if you cheat, you become the Super Bowl MVP and must choose between a German super-model and Bridget Moynihan.