New shotgunnable cans by Coors Light | Breaking College Party News

For more information on Shotgunnable beer cans follow @GDecelia on twitter. Click here to follow on Twitter. Now to the breaking story :The Coors Brewing Company announced recently that they will soonbegin offering Coors Light in a new “shotgunnable can” that will feature a second tab on its side to allow for easy shotgunning. Coors is aiming to rid binge

drinkers of the tedious burden of searching for the air pocket in a can of beer before it’s punctured, as well as eliminate the possibility of a punctured beer spraying out all its beer before it can be shotgunned. “While our current wide-mouth vented can does allow the beer leave the can more quickly and create a smooth, refreshing pour, it doesn’t seem to satisfy the customer that prefers to have the beer shot down his throat.” said Coors Brewing Company CEO Peter Swinburn. When asked by a reporter if the canw
as magic, Swinburn just chuckled and said, “I can’t even begin to tell you how much it means to me that this happened under my watch here at Coors.” A local self proclaimed binge drinker exited with anticipation said, “If there’s canned beer in heaven, it’s definitely served in shotgunnable cans.”

Here is a quote on the matter by the dude that owns Coors light , “While our current wide-mouth vented can does allow the beer leave the can more quickly and create a smooth, refreshing pour, it doesn’t seem to satisfy the customer that prefers to have the beer shot down his throat.” said Coors Brewing Company CEO Peter Swinburn. “That’s why we’ve created this new can. When used in cooperation with the traditional tab located at the top of the can, the shotgunnable can will completely empty its contents in a matter of seconds.” Isnt this SICK!!!!! Comments please