Fuk yes, thx fo psting MindField! I lost my digi copy when I spilld Four Loko all ovr my old ass iPad 1. LOLZ . Talk about some classic old skool sk8ing, man that takes me back. The day after I saw it, I ebayed my razr scooter to some Japanese business man and used the money to buy a bunch of Alien Workshop hats, t-shirts belt and coin purse. I just wish I could find more footage of that Kirchart kid. He must of quit for skool or sum shitz because I don’t ever see him on teh Barrics.

That NZSkate video with the dramatic Kiwis was entertaining. The irony reminds of an occasion when my Mom was in town and we were out somewhere and some dudes standing in line right ahead of us were being obnoxiously loud and vulgar. I decided to throw out the following tongue lashing “Hey! Watch your mouths you fucking cunts, my mom is standing right here.” It shut them up but the hypocrisy took a few seconds to sink in after finishing the sentence. Road to Hades paved with good intentions.

When my dad got me a Kamikaze for Xmas I was pissed until I figured out how to hurt myself on it. I was one of about 4 people at the Del Mar Skate Ranch in '86 watching Mullen prove I would be ungnarley for life. Fuckin old guys trying to have fun, we are weak sauce.

Don't let this out but this May marks year 36th? on that stupid toy. I get progressively worse each year. Fuck it. It's still a blast. I never really stopped but time has a way of slowing your body down. I'm not going to ever pretend I will be able to skate like I did when I was 20 again.

Don't let this out but this May marks year 36th? on that stupid toy. I get progressively worse each year. Fuck it. It's still a blast. I never really stopped but time has a way of slowing your body down. I'm not going to ever pretend I will be able to skate like I did when I was 20 again.

The truth finally comes out, and yes; I'm telling everyone you old fuck.

I'll be 38 in about two weeks, so that means that according to that Skate Rock China Yardsale clip, the Phelper's been skatin' for as long as I've been alive. Can't do nothin' but respect that! My plan is to skate until I can't physically stand on the board any more and gross out as many people as possible with my "skating" along the way.