Showing that she really is idiotic and a hopeless cause, Lindsay Lohan fired the one good person in her life, Shawn Holley

. Despite being owed $300K in unpaid legal fees, Shawn has kept Lindsay out of jail and seemingly pulled magic trick after magic trick to make Lindsay's problems go away. So, on the eve of a court hearing, what does Lindsay do? Fires Shawn and replaces her with some guy who was suspended from practicing law for 5 years right when Shawn was on her way to pull another rabbit out of her hat and keep Lindsay from jail. It would have meant rehab though for Lindsay which would mean she would have to admit she has a problem and that it is her fault and she wouldn't be able to booze or drugs until she got out.

TMZ There's a hearing scheduled for 8:30 AM PT today. Shawn will probably show up because she's still counsel of record. If she stays on the case, prosecutors could present the deal to her, but Lindsay is making it all very difficult.

I can see it now: Lindsay goes to Shawn Holley's house, bangs on the door begging and screaming for her to take her back, then slides to the floor on the other side of the door, sobbing for 90 minutes.

She's really quite manipulative. No one I can think of could get away with a tenth of the stuff she has and still have people feel sorry for them and want to hire them.

She's not even bothering to appear in court and neither is her attorney which forces the judge to issue a bench warrant. Shawn will only be there to be removed as attorney of record. Lindsay is screwed if she doesn't actually show.

I doubt Holley will be back. She is one of the most professional, prestigious and successful attorneys in Los Angeles. She isn't Lindsay's BFF or a hanger on looking for VIP nightclub access. She doesn't need the clientele and to make name for herself. And she answers to a firm which expects to be paid.

I can't believe I am going to do this, but I am going to defend Lindsay Lohan.

This is what I think happened. I think she signed the agreement thinking she was hiring Mark to represent her in NYC case and i'm assuming he would do it pro-bono because of the free publicity she brings (we all know LL is all about the free). But he is greedy and wants Lindsay on both cases because where Lindsay is, cameras are and that is just more free publicity and he doesn't give a shit if she does jail time or not. He wants to ride on her train wreck coat tails. So he didn't explain what the agreement was fully and she like the lemming she is just signed it.

I am only saying this because when I was in my early twenties I was in a car accident and the lawyer I signed with told me it was 33% of the settlement(legally standard cut) but in reality the agreement said it would give him a percentage on each thousand which would end up in the 60% range of settlement. It took me threatening to report him to the disciplinary bar association for his bait and switch before he backed down. timebob don't play that.

She needs to do three more "Fuck a foreign prince and his friends for $100k parties" so she can pay off this legal bill. Thing is, once that cash is in her hands, she sure hates to part with it. Lilo thinks people should be honored to work for her gratis.

Lindsay is not human. She is a coke whore. They have no souls, because it is eroded by drugs and the semen of strangers. She doesn't have the ability to feel joy, compassion or friendship, only hate, jealousy and greed. This trumps even the soulless nature of being a ginger.

@timebob, I agree with you. I think that lawyer stuck it in there, but LL didn't read the fine print. She got caught with her pants down. LOLOLOL. That made me laugh.On another note, I watched (hanging head in shame) the trailer for The Comptons or whatever her new movie was called. The one with the porn guy? Well, that one. Her voice is SO raspy, she's now totally a chain smoking 40 yr old crack whore. No way around that. It's sad to see just how far she's fallen. Not done though. There's more to come, unfortunately.

Hasn't she fired her lawyer before and begged to come back? I can't say I feel sorry for SH or it sucks she she is never going to see the $300K she is owed.

She knows who she represented. It's the same one she got off time and time again. It's kept LL free to practice her thievery skills, prostitute herself, and available to make any day the day she takes too many pills, steal a car and smash it into an innocent person.

So Shawn claimed that she still represents Lindsay, the judge called up the lawyers and was all, "WTF?", and postponed things until January 30th. Lindsay herself has to appear on January 30th to make it clear who is representing her, because at this point who knows?

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