What makes them the perfect couple

I’m sure you’ll agree they make a perfect couple. Linda brings to the relationship beauty, integrity, honesty, reliability and intelligence, while Paul brings.... um... er (check notes), ah, Paul brings his special beer mug and an old collection of Muscle Car News.

Paul and Linda are the perfect couple. Of course, they do have their little scraps like most people, but never anything serious – and nothing three police officers and a team of paramedics can’t sort out.