Drunk Guy call 999 Repeatedly to Brag about his Sex Life

Repeatedly is probably an understatement. This guy called
them 30 TIMESover the course of 4
hours to let them know the ins and outs of his sexual endeavours. How bombed do
you have to be to think it’s a good idea to call emergency services for 4 hours
about what you get up to in the bedroom? Surely if you’re drunk enough to think
that’s a great plan, you’d be too drunk to actually execute it…

Obviously, he was warned after the first couple of calls,
and pretty soon it switched from tales of his sex life to insults and abuse
directed at the people on the other end of the phone. So they eventually traced
the call to a residence in Edgbaston, where a 59 year old man was arrested for
making the calls. The part I love is that it still took them 4 hours to get him
to stop. You can trace a call in under thirty seconds; pretty certain they
should have realised he wasn’t planning on stopping somewhere closer to the
forty minutes/one hour mark…