Friday, July 13, 2012

And for those who want to scoff at the notion that the Church is putting this "Hallelujah!" into the Prophet's mouth--who want to pretend that this church-owned multi-billion dollar mall is just a necessary evil needed to bless the lives of the saints--observe this hallelujah from today's Prophet:

"1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . Let's go shopping!" This is not the prayer for needy (spiritual or temporal or both), but the true order of prayer at the altar of Mammon, the God of Tiffany's and Coach.

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