Okay, check this picture out, and read the caption. I'll pause while you do so.

Okay, big whale penis, blah blah blah, penises are funny (unless the forum is pixeljam, in which case they are BARRED). Until: Sigurdur Hjartarson erected the Icelandic Phallological Museum in 1997 in Reykjavik after collecting dozens of penises from the various mammals of his homeland. "Erected"! Oh man! Does the fun ever START?