Skinny Fabulous f. Machel Montano, “Duracell Plus” MP3

And here we have it, finally, the most literal soca song invented: two Caribbean superstars actually wigging out on a jam-ass beat about having unrelenting juice of recently charged batteries, in a genre that makes the Energizer bunny seem like a slovenly layabout. Get out of their way or they'll flatten you with their speedy wines, and maybe a couple of carnival girls' feather headdresses for good measure. The original track's Dick Dale sample ups the ante like a wild west duel, but we prefer this version with F43 cover star Machel Montano and his colonel's voice, two commanders leading the charge into FUNSANITY, just in time for Brooklyn Carnival (can't wait).