We’re back!!! It’s been eight months, and we decided to bring out filth back to the public.

We talk about what we did since our last podcast, sexual harassment and rape, headless torso shots on hookup sites, how pot smoke reminds me of bad sex, great tv shows especially “Twin Peaks: The Return” which is the best thing ever made, “Riverdale”, “The Carrie Diaries”, how I threw up while watching Mother!, how Brendan didn’t really like the new Blade Runner 2049

I know it’s been a couple of months, but Brendan and I thought it was imperative that we talk about tonight’s Oscars. After all, our very first episode was also about the Oscars. Here we talk about the inevitability of La La Land winning best picture, how Moonlight is too small of a movie to win such honors and other such fun things.

The episode opens with Drab Majesty’s “Too Soon to Tell” and ends with Ohm’s “Uppercut.”

It’s the New Year, and somehow, inexplicably, Brendan and I survived. In this episode we talk about our Christmas vacation getaways, Moonlight, whether snakes poop, our “resolutions” and other assorted nonsense.

The podcast opens with Kanga’s “Vital Signs” and ends with Solve’s “What Remains.”

We recorded this on Sunday, and you can still hear the shock of the election in our voices as we try to come to terms of where we are right now, what we need to do in the future and our general complaints. After all, what would a B&J Podcast episode be without our complaints?

We open with Leonard Cohen’s “Everybody Knows” and end with Skinny Puppy’s “Assimilate.”

I suppose the news of our demise was premature. We’re back, and we took this podcast on the road. Well, we were up in Santa Barbara for a memorial service of a friend and decided that we’ll record something while driving. You’ll note that with me driving, there were no accidents!!!

In this, we talk about my actual road trip, a lot of tv, why super hero movies are awful and more. The episode opens with Ritual Howl’s “Coils and Magnets” and ends with Milemarker’s “Conditional Love.”

It’s been a month or so, and here’s the new episode. We start this out by talking about whether or not we’re going to end this podcast. Rather than talk about this in private, we decided to have a marriage counseling session in the open. We also talk about: the hell of living with writer’s bloc, how fucking stupid this presidential election is, Brian Wilson making “pet sounds” into a mic, Old-chella, smoking and our suicide pact.

The podcast opens with “Happy” by Mitski and “Goodnight” by Pleasure Forever.

On this new episode we have visitors: Yuko and Rick! We talk about why it’s taken us several weeks to do this, Batman v. Superman, our resurrected drink of the day, WWE, Jian Ghomeshi, American Horror Story and American Crime Story, Brendan confirms he’s not illiterate and some good ole Long Island bashing.

We open the podcast with Dillinger Escape Plan’s cover of Aphex Twin’s “Come To Daddy” performed with Mike Patton and ended with Milemarker’s “Sex Jams Two: Insect Incest.”

Sorry. Brendan is still getting over a touch of the flu, so you can hear him coughing through the whole fucking episode. I swear, if he got me sick, I’ll fucking kill him. In this episode we talk about Nine Inch Nails, Shoah and the Holocaust, OJ Simpson, P-22 and the dead koala from the LA Zoo, underground backgammon gambling rings, smoking cigarettes, my expletive-laden diatribe against Hillary Clinton and the Reagans.