Hollis Taylor

“I love being a kid, because you get to do everything, like go to Itty Bitty Magic City, Chuck. E. Cheese, or to ride the Ferris wheel at the Indy Grand Prix. My best friend is Drake, because the first time I met him he as super nice to me and threw a football to me. When I grow up, I want to be a police officer, catch a lot of bad guys and help make the world fair instead of unfair. If I could be president for the day, I would announce everyone to stay in their houses and do nothing. And I’m not going to have a beard. I’m thankful for having a great, great, great, great, great life and a family that is loving, silly and nice. And If I could choose a new name for myself, if would be Hollis the Rock Star.”
—Hollis Taylor, 5

If you had a million dollars, what would you spend it on?

A big huge HUGE Nerf gun and a huge pack of bullets

What do you know how to do that you can teach to others?

Dancing. Sort of like being a Rockstar dancing.

What do you think your life will be like in the future?

Catching a lot of bad guys.

What is the most wonderful thing that ever happened to you?

Getting to go to Chuck E Cheese

If you could choose a new name for yourself, what would it be, and why?

Hollis the Rockstar, because I like Rockstar, or Hollis the Racecar Man that drives in Lightning McQueen.

What’s the coolest thing you saw someone do today?

Getting to see my friend, George, being called by the wrong name.

How would you change the world if you could?

Making the world fair instead of unfair.

Where is the most wonderful place you’ve ever been?

Itty Bitty Magic City

What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?

That I am a good boy

What are you most proud of?

Writing numbers and words

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? Go wherever I wanted to and scare someone.

What is the worst smell in the world? Garbage can/dumpster

What do you want to be when you grow up? Police officer

What makes you cry? Someone hurting my feelings, like if a friend punches me in the stomach

Where do babies come from? Moms’ tummies

Were there dinosaurs on Noah’s ark? Yes, I guess so

What are you scared of? Let me think, nothing!

If you could, what two animals would you combine? T-Rex and a Saber Tooth Tiger

Who is your hero? My mom

What is your favorite song? Robin Hood and Little John (Ooh De La De)

What is a friend? Someone who you like

What is your favorite memory? Riding the Ferris Wheel at the Indy Grand Prix

What is the most important rule? No biting

If you had a million dollars, what would you spend it on? A big huge HUGE Nerf gun and a huge pack of bullets

Why do people get old? Because they need to get old so they can die so lines won’t be so long

What is love? When you love someone so so so so so so so so so so so so so so very much.

If your pet could talk, what would it say? Hollis is a naughty pants

What’s the best thing about being a kid? Getting to do everything

Why do people have different color skin? God made us that way.

What makes you happy when you’re sad? Getting to go to the movies

If you could be president for the day, what would you do? I would announce everyone to stay in their houses and do nothing. And, I’m not going to have a beard.

What is something that you don’t understand about grownups? That they have magic.

What 3 words would you use to describe your family? Loving, silly and nice

If you had to give away all of your toys but one, which one would you keep? Nerf gun

What is something that you’re thankful for? Having a great great great great great life.

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do? Clean up all my toys.

Do you think that telling the truth is always right, even if it hurts someone’s feelings? Yes, yes because if people are rude, you need to tell them so they won’t do it anymore.