10. So we can give hating the Red Sox the winter off.
9. They needed six states to build a fan base.
8. They have the lamest logo in the history of the NFL.
7. Only New Englanders brag about being "minutemen."
6. Coach Bill Belichick is a homewrecker - and the hoodie is lame.
5. Tom Brady dated Tara Reid. Eww.
4. Brady carries a MAN BAG!
3. "Raaandy Maaas is wicked good!"
2. Ma$$holes.
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