Tag: whips

Last night, inside the main room at House of Yes, was a sight that you probably haven’t seen before: Naked men and women, lying on padded bed-like tables and covered with spreads of sumptuous food arranged artistically all over their supine bodies. These human platters were covered in steak, sushi, huge grilled mushrooms, fried quail, and cake—much of which had sauce drizzled all over it. Attendees had been asked to dress in "black tie fetish" (so, put...

SUNDAY MORNING.
TEXTING:
HIM: Do you want coffee?
ME: Yes! Lots. And also. Would you please get me a copy of the Kate Moss Playboy?
HIM: Sure. Where would I get that?
ME: I don't know? Barnes and Noble?
I don't usually read Playboy. Actually, I never read Playboy. Not even for the articles! Which, some people claim to totally read it for the articles, but I never have. Well, that's not entirely true. In high school, I once plowed through a stack of Playboys from the 60s...