Marie Claire’s May issue has multiple covers, devoted to “Fresh Faces” and Kylie got one, though I’m not sure I’d call her face “fresh.” Words like overly-tanned, botoxed and spackled with makeup more easily come to mind, but whatever. Other gals who snagged covers were ever-bland Hailey Baldwin, and the arguably less famous celebs Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Zendaya and Ellie Goulding. In true form, Kylie’s interview was just as vapid and unsatisfying as the rest:

On learning more details surrounding her dad’s transition along with the rest of the world in his Diane Sawyer interview: “I’ve always known. It was a secret we just couldn’t talk about.”

On her ability to influence others and have fun with it: “I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs. Kim [Kardashian] just used my wig guy last night…I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow.”

On posting photos on social media: “When I post sexy photos, I always regret it. Like, Oh my God, everyone is seeing my body. I get really weird about it.”

Wow, just wow. Could she sound less likeable and less completely useless? I call BS on ALL of these responses, especially considering her whole career is about posting sexy pics on social media. I feel badly with Gugu, because she’s a real actress with a lot to say about her profession and the world.