Friday, May 24, 2013

Reinstated: Portland/Lander Edition

Rising out of the ashes and throttling forward like
explosive diarrhea out of your butthole, Somewhat Bouldering has returned to
dominate the dark, avant-garde corner of the climbing blogosphere. A bit different this time as my brother
from my Connecticut mother, Iskra, is also contributing to this heaping pile of
turds.

News flash, we have moved away from the motherland to
Portland(Brolo) and Lander(Iskra).
Essentially this is a very public conversation between the two of us, a
way around the Facebook fuckery.
Mainly though, we wanted to continue the Lolo Bouldering mentality
through another blog.

Expect boner-inducing photos of Devil’s Kitchen and the rest
of what Wyoming has to offer from Iskra.
Something tells me that we will all become quite jealous of what he is
going to be climbing on this summer.

And from me, you can expect lowball choss and a guy who
burglarizes turds.

The first image that comes up when you Google 'carver bouldering' is some old dude topping out a boulder at dick height. Not lowball choss, lowball moss.