Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

100% planned and sanctioned by the microsoft viral marketing team. I have family in the business at a firm in NYC, and some of the things I hear.... long story short I don't believe anything anymore. Everything is fake.

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

Whatever. He still looks like a turd and seems to portray himself in such a way. Kudos to you for being friendly with him. He looks like a hipster to me, plain and simple.

Maybe this was supposed to show how Windows 8 will be bought, installed, then quickly removed from computers when the users realize the crap they must deal with.

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

Did you have headphones on?
See.. I would think musicians would mess with each other.

Bro: "What are you listening too dawg?"

Dude: "It's a The Sound of Music album all done by Ska bands"

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”