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Interview with Nerazzuro

(also could a mod put this in the proper thread section please, been having brainfarts left and right )

Name?

Where do you live?

What's your driver's license id?

What's your social security number and/or bank pin?

Have you ever milked a cow?

and the usual interrogation

1. What is your morning routine?
2. What car do you drive?
3. Do you have any job?
4. Education?
5. Birthday?
6. Music?
7. If you can choose to possess one superpower, what would you choose?
8. Kova or Cou?
9. C# or Java?
10. Tits or ass?
11. Most retarded thing you've done?
12. How did you come up with the username browha?
13. Are English chicks hot?
14. Why does English NT suck in football?
15. If some scientists tell you to choose to create a hybrid from two species, which two would you choose?

I'm displeased that some so called "lesser members' have been subtracted from the please describe list. This has nothing to do with the fact that I'm one of those members

Anyway, questions:

What television show character do you feel you're most similar to?

Hypothetical situation:
Hitler has a great great grandson, he will start ww3. He'll also decide to eradicate gingers from the planet. He'll outdo his great grandfather in total deaths.
Your entire family, and pets will be killed by some guy you wronged as a child.
You now have the chance to go back and kill one of these two people at birth and it's the only way of preventing these things happening. Who do you choose?

If you were the next capitano, we were losing in half time, Strama once again fucked formations up (Jona, Chivu, Schelotto, Kuz, Cuchu, Deki, Gargano, Rocchi, Handa, Alvarez and you are playing)

Who would you (fill in player names) :

- Slap in the face ?

- Throw your shoe at ?

- Give a motivation speech to?

- Tell to lose weight?

- Fuck his girlfriend/wife because he played lousy?

- Which youngster should be substituted in?

- What would you do to make Strama get his shit together?

- bang his sister ?

- Drink motivational Wodka in half time with?

- Tell to never, ever go on FIF ?

- tell him to have a quick fap?

- tell that he fapped too much?

- share a milkshake with?

- think that is the funniest guy in the locker?

- Tell to cut his hair/hair change?

- trade a pokemon with?

You recieve a new wage, which is 50% less then normal, Inter board tells you to go fuck yourself and no longer go on FIF, what would you do?

What team would you go to, if not Inter?

You leave the training ground, and see a bunch of fangirls waiting for you, they want to bang you. And you know it.
But, however they are also Beiber fangirls and thus minor aged (12-16). What would you do?

(also could a mod put this in the proper thread section please, been having brainfarts left and right )

Name? T.

Where do you live? You fucking stalker.

What's your driver's license id? Fannybaws

What's your social security number and/or bank pin? Are you a princess from Nigeria by any chance (just jokes nigerian nerazzurri, much love).

Have you ever milked a cow? Plenty of girls that are figuratively speaking, cows.

and the usual interrogation

1. What is your morning routine? Coffee and head out where I need to go.
2. What car do you drive? Don't need to where I am.
3. Do you have any job? No personal details. Online though I help Michael and FedeNerazzurra with translating articles.
4. Education? I am very well mannered. Right?
5. Birthday? Celebrated it the day before in Genoa with an inter win away at Samp.
6. Music? My music tastes are diverse and reflect my mood and past tastes. Examples later.
7. If you can choose to possess one superpower, what would you choose?
8. Kova or Cou? Kova
9. C# or Java? C#
10. Tits or ass? Boobs. But booty boob ratio is important too.
11. Most retarded thing you've done? Let devious write the answers for me. Real life? I'd say more crazy than stupid, cage dive with great white sharks.
12. How did you come up with the username Nerazzuro? Pretty Fucking obvious...
13. Are English chicks hot? All people have hot and ugly. English girls can be pretty hot. Just a problem with too much makeup.
14. Why does English NT suck in football? Because, they're England.
15. If some scientists tell you to choose to create a hybrid from two species, which two would you choose? A Fitzy hybridysed with a Devious. Fuck, that would be horrendous but interesting.