Sunday, December 09, 2007

My Tri-Annual Basketball Diversion

I don't really know anything about basketball. I understand there's a gentleman named Shack who's extremely good. The Dream Team is something that exists, I believe, and I know that Mark Eaton had a beard, and that Wilt Chamberlain once had sex with 100 women in one game, a record that still stands today.

The other thing I know about basketball is that the Knicks have surpassed the Chicago Blackhawks as the worst-run franchise in all of sports. And that somehow, despite several years of multi-faceted incompetence, Isiah Thomas has not been fired yet.