Obama: If this scandal is true, I can kiss my
butt goodbye, because Michelle is going to kick it...hard!

The National Enquirer, in tandem with members of the
Republican Party, are reportedly searching for additional information,
regarding an alleged Barack Obama extramarital affair.

Mrs. Obama: President or not, you are so
sleeping on the couch

Vera Baker, a
35-year-old woman that worked for Mr. Obama, is alleged to have
engaged in an extramarital affair with the President in 2004, who is married
to First Lady, Michelle Obama.

Obama staffer, Irene Schwoeffermann, was incorrectly identified as Vera Baker by political site

The woman initially identified as Baker by a
political website, was a Congressional staffer named, Irene
Schwoeffermann. The Enquirer, famous for
uncovering the John
Edwards extramarital affair, regarding the former
Presidential candidate fathering a child outside of his marriage
to wife Elizabeth, seems to believe Obama has cheated on his wife
as well.

This recent story has reminded many of the Bill
Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal, which marred another Democrat's
presidency. Thus far, the details are sparse regarding Bakergate
and it has been labeled a "developing story."

President Obama's wedding ring

Baker has been in hiding, as the Enquirer continues
their investigation and the Judiciary Report can only imagine the
kind of hatred being sent her way by Obamaheads. In closing, in
light of this scandal, President Obama needs to beef up security,
but as stated previously, to protect him from Mrs. Obama.

UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC: PRESIDENT OBAMA
in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington,
D.C. Hotel with a former campaign aide.

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became
close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked
tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in
campaign contributions.

Now, the investigators are searching for a hotel surveillance
videotape.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing
happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama
operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal
what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004
that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in a Washington hotel
where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo driver's account of
the secret 2004 rendezvous and has also learned that on-site hotel
surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable
evidence to the investigation.