"Getting down and dirty with a procyon lotor (de wetenschappelijke naam voor een wasbeer) / Got no people skills but he's good with motors. That weird thing by his side is an infantilized sequoia/When the two of them walk by people say oh boy-yah!/They ask me why I'm bringing a baby into battle/That's really irresponsible and getting them rattled!/I say 'Give me a break, get off my back damn it!/I didn't learn parenting my daddy was a planet."