Top 10 University of Hawaii Mismanagement Excuses Heard Around Manoa Campus

Here are the Top 10 excuses heard around the University of Hawaii Manoa Campus about mismanagement of the University’s finances after the president, MRC Greenwood, admitted the school was scammed out of $200,000 by a fake Stevie Wonder promoter. The University’s athletic department planned to host a Stevie Wonder concert on campus to raise money for the department.

10. I never liked Stevie Wonder music, anyway!

9. Who needs accountability when you have friends in high places and a sue ready lawyer?!

8. We’ll appoint an ad hoc, minus hoc or multi hoc committee to study the feasibility of hiring a law firm to investigate researching the matter …

7. At least it’s not a sex scandal! (yet …)

6. We’re highly educated but no university offers a degree in good judgment!