Watching an unsuspecting victim get nailed in the nuts by a paint chopped in half by a guillotine is everything you could possibly want in a YouTube video—dramatics, destruction, pain, humor born out of sadness, the element of surprise.

The fact that Dan Brisse is a profesional snowboarder doesn't make this any less nuts. Dan climbs to the top of a four story parking, puts his snowboard on, gets pulled by a truck to get speed and finally jumps landing on the rooftop of the building across the street. Crazy!

Quads are dumb motorcycles with four wheels that serve no other purpose but to kill or injure douchebags. This Ferrari-powered quad, however, could be part of a Batman movie. A movie in which Batman is a douchebag who likes to ride dumb motorcycles with four wheels.

There's no way you won't agree with nut journalist Hamilton Nolan that the top five nuts are the nuts he chose for Gawker's Top Five Nuts series. All of the world's favorite nuts are well represented, meaning there's no mention at all of the lowly peanut, which is of course a legume and not a proper nut.

Kris Hoffman made this sad yet sweet little stop-motion love story between an ordinary nut and bolt. They fall in love, build something together, and then fall apart. But breaking up is hard to do, even when it seems one-sided.

They call it the "ancient Australian art of genital origami," and considering the country's youth I suppose the Melbourne comedy-circuit duo's 13-year-history is a fair claim. But disregarding all that, the beginner and expert-level apps are chockablock with dick tricks.

Amateur homebuilders take note! This handy chart will have you asking for bolts, bits and screws with confidence. Of course, what you do with them after that is where things might get a bit hairy. [Bolt Depot via Boing Boing]

Alex Roman is some kind of wizard. I suspected it when I saw his jaw-dropping CGI mini-movie The Third & The Seventh, but after watching his new 100% computer generated commercial, there's simply no other explanation. My brain is goop.

I'm not scared of needles but tattoo machines are sorta intimidating. I just never knew what the hell the rest of the nuts and bolts were. Now that I know it's just o-rings, yokes, and armature bars, I'm totally inking myself.

A Californian man has sued Apple, accusing the company of conspiring with the Italian Mafia to track him down using his iPod. He says they also inserted the word "herpes" into Mike Jones "Still Tippin" (video NSFW). Sounds reasonable:

When they say fighter pilots are crazy, they're absolutely right. As this Italian Tornado shows, flying only a few inches from scratching the surface of this runway, they're both crazy and bloody lucky. [The Dew Line]