Eddie Huang Launches Clothing Line Named After Porn Star

So apparently today is Huangday (see here for an explanation of celebrity days), because not only did Eddie Huang launch the trailer for his new season of Fresh Off The Boat, he’s also working on a clothing line.

The clothing itself is probably best described as 1980’s drug dealer cozy, featuring an entire range of matching, all over print hoodies, sweatpants, sweat shorts, T-shirts, jerseys and the like. If you’ve been dying for tiger stripe lounge wear, then your life just got awesome.

One: we want that tiger suit. Seriously. All we want to do with it is put it on, run around drunk, and pretend to be disgraced former congressman David Wu/take the tiger mom thing to its logical conclusion.