They try all kinds of thingsLike taking off ringsSwapping up keysSeeing who swings

I'm happy to say you and I got no problemBaby I just wanted you to know

I don't wanna have a threesomeI don't want you sleepin'With nobody elseI don't wanna be a swingerI'd rather keep you all to myself

No sometimes at nightAfter the kids are in bedI'm changing the channelsAnd you're surfing the webI stumble on that showWith all of those ladiesDoing all of those thingsActing all crazyI don't know how they manage to do all that damageWe barely have enough time to kiss

I don't wanna have a threesomeI don't want you sleepin'With nobody else

I don't wanna be a swingerI'd rather keep you all to myself

I got enough spiceIn this family lifeI don't need an affair with a friend

I don't wanna have a threesomeEver again

So I'll get awayYou can slip away tooI'll meet you at threeOr then I'll meet you at twoWe know just where to goWe know just what to doIt's perfect that wayJust me and you

I don't wanna have a threesomeI don't want you sleepin'With nobody elseI don't wanna be a swingerI'd rather keep you all to myself

I got enough spiceIn this family lifeI don't need an affair with a friend

I don't wanna have a threesomeI don't wanna have a threesomeI don't wanna have a threesome