That 'rum, sodomy and the lash' thing is just the sort of cheap crack I'd expect from a Motor City lout like you. I don't even like rum.

Don't like rum? Oh. Of course. Of corse.

You've pretty much have lost the West Indies in these hard times. With it half covered in lava flows, I guess Montserrat isn't churning out very much rum.Besides you are way to busy trying to kiss the Continentals arse. So I guess it is Schnapps now, am I right?

You've pretty much have lost the West Indies in these hard times. With it half covered in lava flows, I guess Montserrat isn't churning out very much rum.Besides you are way to busy trying to kiss the Continentals arse. So I guess it is Schnapps now, am I right?

I'm partial to a glass of chilled Sekt now and then, is that a crime? We're all getting modern these days. Even one of your presidential candidates is gay and speaks Norwegian, and I'm not talking about K_Dubb.

The mind boggles. You've never really been the same since the Senda diet. Not that you were much to write home about before, but I'd noticed a marked decline.

I only hope these 'amusenents' didn't involve jogging with Morg! peering out of your trouser fly again. It was all fun and games until the police arrived.

That Senda thing is definitely a life changing experience. I will not deny that I am forever more changed. Declined? I think the jury is still out there. They may ultimately come back with a "New & Improved"sticker.

Morg! doesn't have much time for our jogging trysts anymore. THe Mrs. thought he was lonely so she picked up three lady birds from an old gal headed into a nursing home. He's got all three preggers and churning out eggs.

That Senda thing is definitely a life changing experience. I will not deny that I am forever more changed. Declined? I think the jury is still out there. They may ultimately come back with a "New & Improved"sticker.

Morg! doesn't have much time for our jogging trysts anymore. THe Mrs. thought he was lonely so she picked up three lady birds from an old gal headed into a nursing home. He's got all three preggers and churning out eggs.

Well make sure you have a nesting box and all that stuff ready for them. You probably need an infra red lamp or something too. What a pimp!

I'm partial to a glass of chilled Sekt now and then, is that a crime? We're all getting modern these days. Even one of your presidential candidates is gay and speaks Norwegian, and I'm not talking about K_Dubb.

Cripes I would hope not. The K_Dubb can't even make a decent batch of Pfeffernüsse or even wear a shirt in his avatar picture at times. Running for president would be way too much for him. I'll grant that if he started citing some of that tripe, er verse, in a debate things might get interesting.

Cripes I would hope not. The K_Dubb can't even make a decent batch of Pfeffernüsse or even wear a shirt in his avatar picture at times. Running for president would be way too much for him. I'll grant that if he started citing some of that tripe, er verse, in a debate things might get interesting.

I dunno, maybe his handlers will advise Joe Biden to go sans shirt for a few campaign photographs to try and appeal to a younger demographic. And maybe pose with a meerschaum too for extra pizzazz.

You can get a lotion for that. That'll teach you, the next time you go on a 'business trip' to Puerto Rico.

See? Now that's what I've been missing. Sadly, I have several yards of mulch that need spreading in my flower beds.Because, well, I have a yard and all that. Something you wouldn't understand 'flat'-boy. Besides, looking at the timeand all, you are probably late for your afternoon liver pickling session down at The Frog and Toad.

I'm partial to a glass of chilled Sekt now and then, is that a crime? We're all getting modern these days. Even one of your presidential candidates is gay and speaks Norwegian, and I'm not talking about K_Dubb.

Weeeeee! I thought you might be around so I tossed out out some wildly unsupportable assertions, frantic jingoism and shitty poetry hoping you'd find your way home.

No it isn't, you worthless spastic. Christ, the guy stopped posting ages ago yet you're still obsessing over him like a retarded schoolgirl with her first crush. The last I heard, Yorkie was out enjoying his life and didn't have time for forums. You ought to try it some time, rather than being a deranged cheesedick, wanking it over Trump pics 20 hours a day. I see that time hasn't lessened your propensity to be a useless cunt.