16.12.09

Ho ho Homo Depot

Ho Ho Homo Depot...

its actually a refreshing change this year...

im skipping out on most of the holiday festivities this year....
but as anyone knows who takes on a renovation project...
you usually tend to spend most of your free time in hardware stores and those big box stores...

call it one stop shopping...
but im continually gettin cruised at Homo Depot....

ill be on the phone talking with a friend about insulation in Aisle 69 or talking dick with a buddy looking at power tools and i've gotta say... some of those guys lurking around Homo Depot are hot as fuck....

lunch time is no exception...
all those private contractors and DoItYourself'ers like me cruise thru midday looking for some tool or another to use later that day....

and i realized all this city needs is a Homo Depot...

like a real one...

u know... one with cute cashiers and stockboys....

wearing tight ripped jeans....
dusty open soled construction boots...
tattoo's, piercings, and cockrings would be de rigeur...
and im not sure about the deoderant policy...

half the staff and customers who shop at Homo Depot dont wear any anyways....
in fact, many could use a basic haircut....

they should seriously combine everything together for one stop shopping for fags....

Toronto's Maple Leaf Gardens (the old home of the Toronto Maple Leafs NHL Hockey Team), has been sitting idle for years in the middle of the gay village....

they talked about turning it into condos....
then a supermarket....
then it just sat empty for years...
and i just figured out the solution...

One stop shopping....
Hardware N Construction supplies....
add a Health N Fitness centre....
Supermarket deli N Salon....
a Porn video shop...
and stick a bathhouse in the basement, or in the old hockey players changerooms....

and presto chango !

Homo Depot is born....

oh well...
i still havent had the chance to suck any dick there yet....
bathroom sex is awkward....
i hate being confined to a dirty icky stall...
and The being caught factor in a busy public bathroom is more of a turn off, than a turn on for me....

i mean.... its not like it doesnt happen....
cause when you put a bunch of horned up guys together....
its pretty likely some of those Homo's are looking for someplace to dump their Depot...

fuck yeah....

take that Depot man...

take that Depot...

Ho Ho Ho

hmmm....
ive never tried that b4...
i bet i'd scoop up my load and brush my teeth with it later too !
Cummy Mint flavour....
mmmm