What is it about the Chevy Corvette that has attracted more cheese than any other sports car out there? Carlisle, PA is a town in SE Pennsylvania, not far from Harrisburg (which is the state capital only because a long time ago the Redcoats controlled Philadelphia).

In Carlisle it is possible to go to every fast food restaurant that exists in a space smaller than a football field…it’s truly caloric Armageddon. From what i can tell the entire town is one large food court; when residents of Carlisle wake up to go to the bathroom at night as they walk down their hallways they might pass a Chick-fil-A or a Taco Bell. Carlisle is home to both the Army War College and Washington Redskins (who use Dickinson College for their pre-season training camp), and it is the homegrown truckstop cuisine (gravy makes anything taste better…) that gave the world “the Hogs” of the 1980s and early 1990s.

If these girls don’t get in a Corvette and get out of town quickly they will end up looking like Joe Jacoby (the ugliest of the Hogs) in a bikini. As an aside, I went to college with a guy from Carlisle who had more body hair than Chewbacca…