Matt Cullen, CEO of the M-1 Rail, cheers on with Marguerite Maddox of Detroit after a ribbon cutting ceremony during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Matt Cullen, CEO of the M-1 Rail, gives a five to Jyahri Pye of Detroit while riding on a QLINE car during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Anjela Thomas-Soulet of Detroit is all smiles after arriving back for her first ride during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE at Grand Circus Park in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Taiyla Young (left) of Detroit and Jyahri Pye of Detroit waive out the window while riding on a QLINE car during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Tanya Marshall of Detroit looks out the window while riding on a QLINE car during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Marshall was the first person on the QLINE from the public.
Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

A man peaks in to a QLINE car along Woodward Ave. as it travels during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE at Grand Circus Park in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Tommie Spivey of Detroit watches out the window while riding on the QLINE along Woodward Ave. during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Vandarlyn Fish of Detroit talks with Tommie Spivey of Detroit while riding the QLINE along Woodward Ave. during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE at Grand Circus Park in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Vandarlyn Fish of Detroit holds on while riding the QLINE along Woodward Ave. during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE at Grand Circus Park in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

John Colbert (right) of Detroit rides a QLINE car with others along Woodward Ave. during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Cass Tech marching band member God Aking Alah plays with the band during the grand opening festivities for the QLINE at Grand Circus Park in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Members of the Cass Tech High School marching band perform during grand opening festivities for the QLINE at Grand Circus Park in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

Members of the Cass Tech High School marching band perform during grand opening festivities for the QLINE at Grand Circus Park in downtown Detroit on Friday, May 12, 2017. Ryan Garza, Detroit Free Press

If you're unfamiliar with the "Pure Michigan" spoof commercials, you can find them on NotSoPureMichigan.com. They're satirical videos that knock off the regular "Pure Michigan" commercials and poke fun at all things Michigan, from the Detroit Lions to Michigan golfing to Traverse City to Jobbie Nooner.

"The Motor City has declared its comeback official with the QLINE," it begins. "Detroit's long-awaited $200-million project has mass transit world leaders in total awe.

"The QLINE spans three miles and can reach top speeds of nearly 30 miles per hour. And with a wait time of only 25 minutes, the train's downtown commute now rivals the walking pace of a 62-year-old woman."