The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.