how did u guys who have been here since the start find this site? do any of u know anthony? how did u guys become in charge? and preferably answer in dactylic hexameter and add some space battles and dragons

@toon we immigrated here from foreign lands with bleak social resources and then created a human rights issue for ant fant and assumed power thru assembly and now we own the resources (the domain and IP that bootstraps this board as well as SSH access). we're basically squatters that became slumlords thru squatting hard.