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February 15, 2013

Sick Perverted Freak Apprehended!!!

Once again, Marshmallow Man puts it out there, and the civic infrastructure of Howard County jumps! Howard County, indeed, Maryland itself, has no more resolute protector than good ol' MM.

Doubtless due to pressure placed on the HoCo PoPo by this blog, the Sick Perverted Freak (aka SPF100) has been caught. You can read all about the arrest of SPF100 here. To the local law enforcement community, I say, well done!

Apparently, SPF100 decided that the food court needed a pig in a blanket vendor, and decided to volunteer his goods for the selling. Or at least the viewing.

SPF100 hails from Burtonsville, which is why he must have been blissfully unaware of the manhunt surrounding him. That, or perhaps he was just too damn pleased wanking his willy around hundreds of people.

Beware though, all citizens! SPF100 has been released on bond, so being SPF100, he's likely to go totally off the reservation and run buck naked through the makeup and perfume section at Macy's, making a beeline towards the gelato place on the second floor. SPF100 would likely find the strawberry gelato appealing.