Thursday, June 29, 2006

Wally Man 5 leftovers

Well I'm running out of Wally stuff for the moment, but here's a look at his 3 zany nephews. He hates them. We never figure out exactly who they are related to-him or Petunia. Neither one actually has any place they could actually come out of. I think cartoon nephews must come about by spontaneous generation. Cartoons are like Christian science.

Maybe we can do a flashback to their births in petrie dishes. Wally can be practicing alchemy in his lab of ungodly activities.

My friend Mike Kerr suggested we leak a sex tape of Wally and Petunia onto the web and it becomes a huge viral hit like Paris Hilton's. Wally and Petunia would gain instant fame and notoriety. They could then charge $20,000 to appear at your party for 15 minutes. I love the idea but I fear it would hinder Wally's success as a kiddie cartoon.

That "Wally Man" lettering looks pretty phalic. Maybe Wally uses the top of one of the "L's" and slides it into Petunia's "P".Then the sex tape can be educational and it can still be a kiddie cartoon. Like Sesame Street.

"Today's episode of Wally Man has been brought to you be the letters L, P, and the number 3 (as in, if you have sex with your cartoon girlfriend, you get stuck with 3 lousy nephews)."

and i dont know what gene pool you come from. but if you have sex with your girlfirend. Any offspring you have would be sons or daughters. Definately not nephews. but with a lot of inbreeding, i guess any family tree could get confusing.

If I was a network exec. looking for a children's cartoon, any you John presented that summary to me, I would buy it a instant. Love the sex tape idea, but, like you said, this is a children's cartoon. Perhaps an innuendo? Such as: The room is dark, and all you can hear is sexual entendres. Petunia example: Oh Wally, my melons are falling out! That might get past the censors. But once again, Wally is probably already one of my favorite Spumco characters. When did you come up with him?

That sex tape idea might be the only way this cartoon will get picked up by excecs. Although, your aiming this to be a kids show? I can't see that happening. The lettering is phalic, and just about everything else from this cartoon idea is so far. XD

Try as hard as you possibly can to make it a series, if T.V hippys or the direct to dvd people still don't like go ahead and make the porn video and show it to them and say "this is what it could look like, but instead I'm making it look like this.." and show them a clip of the kiddie Wally Man cartoon to convince them.

Well, they actually look as if they have born in petrie dishes. I think I like these nephews more than the other secondary characters in this show. They look extremely weird and funny. Wally himself has a very likeable aspect too.

I don't have a clear opinion abut the story ideas,I like some of them, others seem average for me, but I would have to watch it animated to really be sure about it.

If you have more stuff I would really like to see more entries about George and He Hog. I think the Goddamn George Liquor show could be even better than Ren and Stimpy if you had the chance to do it. The variety of characters in that universe is huge: George who is a fast-talking guy, Jimmy,who is pretty much a silent cartoon character, Sody, a sexy girl, Cigarrettes and Dirty Dog (both classic cat and dog cartoons and antropomorphic cinema noir-esque characters depending of the moment), Slab and Ernie (Beavis and Butthead types)...it seems like one of the best shows anyone could think of.

I doubt that any TV exec. would even LOOK at Wally Man...and as for being a kiddie show, I doubt it...if anything, this is an "Entertain John K. by regurgitating everything from classic cartoons badly" show. This stuff is old hat, kids wouldn't buy this stuff anymore.

You could use the make-believe premise that the show has been on for 2 or 3 seasons and the shareholders, or whoever decides these things, wants fresh meat, just like when they introduced Scrappy Doo, or just about any "cousin" character on any sitcom ever. That's when a highly stylized stop motion version of you, almost Benny Hill-like in quality sits down to draw the stupidest, most unappealing, ridiculous characters you can (no offense), only to find (much like Berke Breathed with Bill the cat) that the joke is on you, John K. Your corporate executive overlords love them. Their snot nosed kids love them. Everybody eats them up. They have no place within the continuum of the Wally Man universe - Their mother was filthy lucre and their father was a man named "Nielsen". Howsabouddat? I wisht I'd a made it even crazier but it's past my bed time.

Wally Man needs extra money and takes a job as a farmhand. They start him out milking the hogs. He is all thumbs at this, and gets hog milk on his skin, and besides that the barnyard environment is bad for him. He comes down with a bad case of shingles, which in Wally Man's case look like the kind of shingles you'd see on a hillbilly's outhouse (thick rough wood). It isn't all bad, because initially the shingles provide protection against the sun and rain, but eventually Wally Man starts having problems: Termites begin infesting his shingles; he is tormented by nesting sparrows, then by woodpeckers. Kids shoot bottle rockets, which land in his shingles and catch him on fire. Finally he gets so fed up that he hires a roofing contracter to have his shingles removed.

Hey, while we're on the subject of presenting TV show ideas: SYCOPHANT TIME!!

Hey, John, I also have two TV show ideas that I would like to make a reality someday. Plot & character synopsis of both are on my blog. One is called Brooding Idiot with a Big Gun and the other is Fetal Squad.

Thad has made primal judgment errors here. That’s because he is a boy not a man. He is taking what he sees through a keyhole to be what we see when the door is open.

Good point!

I have a set of cds and dvds of the Bob Clampett (8 cds), Friz Freleng, Grim Natwick and Shamus Culhane talks that are yours if you'd like 'em. I need a mailing address.--rhartt4363@gmail.com

Add: One kid at an animation festival I did refused to watch Bob Clampett cartoons because he had read in Mel Blanc's book Mel did not like working for Bob. "Do you know why?" I asked the kid. "No," he said, "Because Bob would not settle for just whatever Mel wanted to give him. He made Mel do his best work."