So, let me get this straight: The aliens spawn from a queen that's crossbreed between a giant humanoid-alien thing and giant octupus-alien thing; the octupus being also conceived between a human female and a human male, the male being infected with some kind of bio-weapon of some sort. What a load of fucking crap. Old Ridley has lost his mind.

An incredibly, technologically advanced and far more intelligent being is gonna go ape shit and use his bare hands to smash-kill It's threat.

I'd so much like to rant about this movie. It not only goes against any laws of science but against every ounce of logic.

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You go to a far away planet in another solar system and having weapons is not allowed because it's an archaeological expedition or some shit like that. And you bring a flamethrower, in 2086?? a fucking flamethrower? are you fucking kidding me? We had flamethrowers in WW 1. They are good for trenches and bunkers and that's about it.

But seriously, you can fly to another solar system and you bring flamethrowers? You don't even know what to expect! At least bring a fucking laser tank or something. At this very moment, we have "light" fire power to make mincemeat to everything that's even remotely "organic". But hold on, we still have hand-held flashlights and axes on space ships in 2086!!!

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Another "minor" aspect: in 2086 caesarian will still be used for abortion and you can do it yourself, you only need a fancy laser, a small crane and a staple gun. WHAT THE FUCK ! And no matter how much painkillers you are given, you can barely talk after this type of procedure; you can't even get up or walk and this bitch was doing marathons on the planet few moments later, with her stomach stapled. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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The crew and the captain, where the dumbest in any of the"crews and captains' in movie history. Aside other things, they are just gonna decide in a matter of seconds to kill themselves, crashing into the other ship, just because a dumbass bitch, running horrified and on painkillers who just gave birth to on octupus, said so. Not even knowing that that would even work and most discomforting, that there were almost happy, they were doing it. Jesus Fucking Christ....

It feels good ranting about this but it wasn't even worth watching..

And I just heard this guy is doing Blade Runner 2. Please, someone lock him in a sanatorium . God help us!

I don't give a shit if the movie is clever or original anymore, I'm past that partially pretentious pose. If the movie is fun, good, if it is not, then fuck it. I mean, I did enjoy Battle: LA quite a lot, but not Real Steel. Both were incredibly stupid, but the latter was simply not enjoyable.

So give me one more patriotic flick about kidnapped president of the USA, screw it, give me two (which they will), as long as they're fun to watch.