ROFL!!! These are hilarious. I'd name mine PITA, 'cause it's a royal pain in the ***. My house is so old the floors aren't exactly even anymore so I have to tap each corner before I stand on it to make sure it's flat. Otherwise I'll stand on it 3 times and get 3 different weights. LOL However as soon as my refund comes I'll be getting a more stable one.

Useless.... I call it that frequently....
It doesn't seem to reflect progress appropriately. I'll weigh the same thing for a week and drop 3# in a day. I find more motivation from my clothes being loose. Etc. but I don't want to lose the daily accountability, so the relationship with useless continues....