Congratulations on your purchase of NoSkunk™.
When the directions are followed,
your plants will be nearly odorless!

Now we say “nearly” because there’s surely some bonehead out there who will say “I still smell something” to which we would say “then go take a shower.” But seriously, you get the point!

This formula will also speed up the growing process and deliver higher yields than normal.

Our R&D Dude has worked on this formula for a long time (only since the first state legalized a certain thing….of course!) and it has been tested, retested, tweaked and tweaked again. It works! But our R&D Dude has some words of wisdom to pass along:

“PAY ATTENTION TO THESE DIRECTIONS. MORE IS NOT BETTER! DO EXACTLY AS I SAY! IF YOU OVERDOSE YOUR PLANT WITH ANY FERTILIZER YOU WILL KILL IT….SAME WITH NoSkunk™!”

GROWING INDOORS

Do not use on plants until roots are established. This is generally 2 weeks after planting clones/seedlings.

Plant clone/seedling in a minimum one gallon container.

Mix one tablespoon of fertilizer with water and let sit for 5 minutes. This activates the mixture.

Pour this mixture and remaining fertilizer granules at the base of the plant.

Water immediately and as needed. This formula will take you through all stages of growth. If you are growing longer-term plants, repeat after 60 days. (Our 59 day plants only require 1 feeding).

GROWING OUTDOORS

New Plants – in ground – Repeat every 30 days

Dig hole the size of a 5 gallon bucket. Place a 2 inch thick layer of newspaper on the bottom of the hole.