With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. - Pete Rose, 1977

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? - Vin Scully

Cricket is baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor.
- Abe Lemons

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. - Rich Donnelly, minor
league manager

Let no one accuse baseball of not being tough on drugs. During his baseball career, Steve Howe was given 7
lifetime suspensions. - Bill Ferraro, baseball fan.

I could never play in New York. The first time I came into a game there, I got into the bullpen car and they
told me to lock the doors. - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles

On his own scouting report: "Very deceptive. Slower than he looks. - Joe Garagiola

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, 'Should
I spike myself ? - Lefty Gomez

Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist. - Hank Greenwald, on Bruce Sutter

About The Author

Aron Wallad has been a baseball lover for over 45 years. His passions have included; playing, watching, reading , evaluating,
and coaching the game he adores. Check out his baseball ezine. For inspiring quotes, unusual statistics and most of all heartwarming
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