Welcome to the “try-weekly” episode of the Squacklecast. This week we talk about this super sappy and emotional dog food commercial that will make anyone have a tear come to their eye because they’ve been puking their guts out at how much it makes you sick:

Another thing, is that they’re preparing Mac and Cheese for this asshole hours before he even gets home.

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Imagine getting out of your car one day, closing the door, and seeing a huge dog all of a sudden appear in front of you.

Next Squacklecast, we’ll talk about more movies on our Netflix queues…

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What I learned from World of Warcraft is: “You don’t have something until you have it.” It’s a life lesson. Or something.

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Ras Al Ghul from Batman Begins became an eco-terrorist with his eternity of time to live.

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Total Recall (the real one) foretells a time of three-titted babes on Mars. I can’t wait to live there during my fifth lifetime.

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Curiosity is just using Instagram filters to take its pictures of Mars. Behold.

Before Instagram (aka before being cool):

After Instagram (aka now its cool):

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Facebook City? Also known as Las Vegas…

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Jonathan Frakes kind of overacts during his “Riker-focused” episodes in Star Trek. Here’s a select few where he’s always trying to bang a chick, a job once reserved for a Captain, now given to the Second-in-Command.:

Summer movies are in full swing, and this time we take a look at Prometheus as well as the upcoming summer schedule of movies. Its a big year for super heroes but not much else to get excited about.

WARNING: THERE ARE SOME PROMETHEUS SPOILERS! You can skip to about a third of the way through and skip all the Prometheus stuff if you care.

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Prometheus is a film that raises more questions than answers, like: “Why would you kill Charlize Theron?” and “Why didn’t we see that scene with Charlize getting it up the butt from the big black dude?”

And there’s also all that hullabaloo about the origins of man and the beginnings of the Xenomorphs, but that’s all secondary.

Inception noise? Meet your match: PROMETHEUS NOISE!

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Adam Sandler is intentionally making shitty movies. Its the only explanation. He just needs to stick with family comedies and dramatic movies, apparently.

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This summer has a list of movies it wants to murder, and its gotten a few of them already: