To: agibbons1@gmail.com From: brittanyherself@gmail.com Hey, the Huffington Post says it’s the husband’s job to date his wife. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/justin-buzzard/date-your-wife_b_1639234.html To: brittanyherself@gmail.com From: agibbons1@gmail.com Can’t you just give me the cliff notes version of what I’m doing wrong, and what I need to start doing based on whatever romantic comedy you just watched? To: agibbons1@gmail.com From: brittanyherself@gmail.com […]

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Weird question, we had sex last night, right? from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com You don’t know the answer? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com I can’t remember if it really happened, or if I dreamed it. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com We did. You said it was the best you ever had. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: […]

from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Hey- did you deposit those checks? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com Is that a joke? from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com no? from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com I doubt the bank is even open, Andy. It’s the 14th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. Do you know how many of my friends died in that […]

to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com March 23, 2012 Andy- I accidentally forgot I put a bottle of wine in the freezer, where the ice maker thing is, and it exploded in there and now all our ice is wine ice. Which is actually kinda awesome- right? But, my question is, can we buy a new fridge? […]

from Brittany Gibbons brittanymarie81@gmail.com to Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com> date March 23, 2009 at 9:20 AM I had a dream last night DON’T ERASE THIS YET KEEP READING that we owned a B&B- and the house was made of candy, like Hansel and Gretel. So when I woke up this morning, I still thought it was […]

If you are friends with Brittany, you realize that the crazy emails aren’t just reserved for me. I actually have people tell me they have plenty from her they could contribute themselves. So, thanks to Heather Spohr and her endless goldmine of Brittany emails, for sharing one of her favorites. from Brittany Gibbons brittanyherself@gmail.com to […]

I always get asked about what I think about Brittany and what she does on the internet. She has written about her childhood, my vasectomy, her genitals, our kids, our sex life, and her body. I am being honest when I say, at first I didn’t read any of it. It felt weird, and I […]