Why I'm Worried About The Barbie Movie

An Open Letter To The Barbie Movie Producers: Please Don't Be Predictable

As a child, I was told that Barbie would die if her proportions were translated onto a real-life body. Her tiny waist-to-hip ratio would crush her internal organs; her delicate wrists would be incapable of lifting objects; her swan-like neck couldn’t support her head. Real-life Barbie would be crippled by beauty.

In 2016, Sony and Mattel announced they were doing the impossible: bringing these outrageous proportions to a live-action film.

In the film script, Barbie gets booted out of Barbieland for not being perfect, and lands smack dab in the middle of the real world. Think Enchanted but with more Ken and less Prince Charming. Unlike the doll, Schumer’s Barbie would certainly be able to lift her head and hold it high. That’s something Amy Schumer has been doing her whole career.

When word got out that the actress and comedian was in talks with Mattel and Sony for the role, Schumer had a swift response to the skeptics. She took to Instagram to post a photo of herself in a swimsuit, along wth a pointed message directed toward the haters.

The caption read, “I am proud to lead by example. "I say if I'm beautiful, I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story. I will.”

And what better way to lead by example than starring in the Barbie film?

All of this makes today's announcement such a bummer. In an official statement, Schumer announced she was dropping out of the Barbie film due to scheduling conflicts.

With her self-proclaimed nickname “The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo,” Schumer has molded a career from body positivity, self-acceptance, and fearlessly shutting down haters. Her casting was a statement in itself. It seemed to be a promise, on part of the studios, to say — "We’ll try to make things better."

Now that Schumer has backed out, though, the studio is faced with a critical choice. When searching for a replacement, casting directors could find an actress with eerily Barbie-like proportions in about a heartbeat. And yet I can’t help but hope they choose someone whose proportions are closer to real life than to Barbieland.

Barbie’s been propagating unrealistic beauty standards since the 1960s, though Mattel's made some positive changes, like their line of dolls with different body types. Here’s hoping the Barbie film is still a step in the right direction, even without Schumer's involvement.