Joke: No Panties in Church

A girl was walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He calls the girl, gives her $50 and says “take this money and buy yourself some panties, as it is not good to walk around without panties on.”

The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where she got the money from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing this, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties- puts on one of her shortest dresses, and runs to the church.

As soon she sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest notices the lady and calls her down. Not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, she walks back to the priest very calmly. The priest hands her $1 and says, “Lady, take this money and for God’s sake, go buy yourself a razor!”