Nobody Gets Enough Sleep, Okay?

Yeah, listen up, hectoring Englishman: Everyone is sleep
deprived. We live in a world of shiny devices flashing bright
lights at us twenty-four hours a day. We are constantly being
buzzed at on the phones we carry around with us like security
blankets by inconsiderate friends or employers. Our background
noise is rich women calling each other effing b’s on the giant
television screens we always have running to drown out the
oppressive sounds of silence. Even our chewing gum has caffeine in
it. So yes, we’re all tired. Don’t try to make us feel like shit
because maybe we miss a couple of things on your stupid observation
tests. I don’t care what color the bus is anyway. You know what? Go
fuck yourself. I’m going back to bed. [Via]