(A well-dressed businessman in a suit comes over to check in. He’s acting very strangely; he’s jumping down on one leg, then the other, and twirling around. His face is red and sweaty, though it’s not a very hot day, and he is panting slightly. I figure he’s just weird, and give him his keys. He SPRINTS off. I turn to a coworker.)

Me: “What was his problem? Why was he acting like that?”

Coworker: “Like what?”

Me: “You saw him.”

Coworker: “Oh, he probably had to go to the bathroom or something.”

Me: “Oh! Well why didn’t he say so? There are bathrooms down here in the lobby.”

(Suddenly, the same customer is back. His face is now purple.)

Customer: “KEYS! NOT WORKING!”

(He throws the keys in my face, and sprints off towards the lobby bathrooms.)