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You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl.
You might be a BBQ addict if getting Switches and Coal in your Christmas stocking makes you smile & giggle with delight.
You might be a BBQ addict if you own more bottles of sauce & rub the you do socks.

You might be IF ....you can't be with your wife the day she has a knee replacement (son was there) cause you're waiting on your new (used) JAMBO is being delivered. Then after she is home recouping someone calls and asked where I was and she said "Oh he's probably outside HUMPING his new smoker!!".......all this being said my wife never said a thing about all this cause she KNOWS if I'm "humping" my smoker....she's not having to cook!!!!!!....hope no offense Cowgirl and Tish........true story

Also you might be IF....You grin and smile saying good things about someone else's Que even if you taste lighter fluid, or they brag about ribs you can't taste cause they are SMOTHERED in sauce (we do dry rub) and cooked so long it becomes mush.....you might be IF you become a Que SNOB!!!!

My last one I promise....you MIGHT be IF your parents could not BEAT you enough to make you study in High School but YET at 55 you spend literally YEARS studying this site and info and everything you can read to make sure you get the right stick burning offset.....I rest my case.......GUILTY AS CHARGED on all accounts....

-If you're driving down the road and see a tanker car on a train and think to yourself "that'd make one bad@$$ smoker."
-If your wife asks "why are you smoking another brisket this weekend?" And your (my) only answer is "cause I can."