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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dum, Dum, Dum it's the Sound of My Gun

After going to the chiropractor last night (which? I'm still fantastically amazed at how much getting adjusted helps my anxiety problems), I stopped by my friend's house to visit for awhile.

Shortly after I arrived, her new boyfriend called and decided to stop over for a few minutes.

He came in, sat down and pulled out a gun. My friend and I were listening to her four-year old son telling us a story. Next thing I know the crazy boyfriend is waving a gun around the room.

Now, I don't know what the fuck possessed him to pull a gun out of his back pocket but he scared the holy shit out of me.

Seriously? Seriously? Why in the fuck would someone pull a gun out? To show off? Seriously?

He unlocked the gun, counted his bullets and put it back together. Then he made a big stink about his supposed Super Awesomeness because he carries a gun with him where ever he goes and he? Does Not Have A Safety On His Gun.

Now, okay, I get it. It's his right, blah-dee-fucking-dah, to carry a gun on himself. But without a safety? And to pull it out in front of a four year old child and count the bullets? Seriously?

I find it really fucking odd that in this day and age, with our personal freedoms being stripped from our government under the code of "protecting" us from "terrorism" dumbfucks like this one are allowed to carry a gun with them, a gun without a safety, and have the "personal right" to pull it out whenever they so choose and flash it around.

After he left my friend asked me what I thought about him.

I told her he seemed to be fucking psycho and I'd dump his ass. Oh my fuck.

37 comments:

Where did she come up with him? Does she need to take a look at her "issues," or is that too presumptuous of me? The guy is a nightmare- and let's not even get into the whole Freudian aspect. How did she respond when you answered her question?

What kind of gangstas you hangin out with girl? Eeeeek...What the F?! Was she serious about asking you what she thought about him? I mean, perhaps when she dumps his gun toting freaky ass...she should do it with "witnesses" around. Good lord! Even up here in the silly western town I live in, you're not allowed to carry guns around anymore (which looks weird when you're riding your horse or having a show-down, but still) I am left wondering often, hat the F are people thinking?

That would have freaked me out 100 ways to Sunday. But I'm not very calm about guns in the first place. I would very much like to send every last stinking gun on this planet to Mars. My FIL has guns and even though he keeps them locked in a cabinet I still don't trust their presence in his house.

He should ditch that guy in a second. Its obvious he has the world's smallest wang. Well, maybe the second smallest - a guy I dated in college pulled the same crap (Look at my fancy gun and holster that I am going to wear to Wal-Mart! Idiot.) and the theory proved to be true.

Um, yeah, she needs to dump him. And really? She had to actually ASK you what you thought of him? The horrified look didn't say enough?

I'm a single girl - have been for, like, EVER. And I've never dated a guy who pulled out a gun. And one of my ex-boyfriends was a professional bladesmith (that's a knife maker). I know he usually had a knife WITH him, but I never actually SAW one. And he made DAMN sure to keep it far away from my son.

Was she serious? What was her reaction when he pulled it out? HOLY SHIT! Thank the goddess none of your kid(s)(?) were there. Was the scared for her son? At least you were there so now you can spread the story and maybe just maybe get her to dump his ass!

A jackass to that degree is screaming to be dumped on sight. What is she THINKING?

The SECOND ANYONE pulled a gun out in front of my child, for any purpose other than a demonstration on how to dismantle and destroy said firearm, I would hand him a set of tweezers to search for his manhood and throw his sicko, gonna-go-postal ass out of my house. Do not pass GO! Do NOT collect $200.

That is the scariest thing I've heard in a good while. I would have totally freaked (inwardly, though, I'm sure). Did the kid notice the whole deal? Is your friend safe? Choosing to carry a gun doesn't make someone loopy (although it's a choice I would never personally make), it's the needing-everyone-to-know-it's-there that worries me. You know?

This just sounds so alien to me!!I can't imagine anyone even owning a gun, even though it would be used "safely"... but I suppose that's the difference between our countries. This story makes me shiver though...

I was checking in on your blog because you really do brighten my day(!) but Oh!....if that had happened to me i'd be booking into that chiropractor for a month. MY anxiety levels have hit the roof just reading that!Hope you are ok.