Combien, Zombie?

The zombies are everywhere these days. Including in Duolinguo, where this fellow greeted me during a “learn the questions!” pack.

I have to admit, I was almost laughing too hard to select the correct word.

“Coooooooom-biiiiieeeeeen?” the zombie groaned, jabbing a rotting finger at the display case. Mary, her accommodating customer-service smile frozen in place, struggled to remember how to say ‘$9.99’ in French.

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