The Beauty and the Beast in the castle

The Koopa mumbled as she was lecturing him all about crazy stuff like hard work and pride over cooking. Maybe she had a point, he didn't know. Not like he had to earn a meal.

"Alright, alright. I'll see if I actually feel better about eating my own cooked food." He stated, looking away like he was embarrassed about being so lazy. He checked out the cookie dough and said, "Our heads! We able to color them?"

The Koopa, being the rather brutish type, quickly grabbed a handful and tossed it into his mouth, chewing away. She said "one" but to him that meant "one handful". If he were a cat, he'd probably purr at the delight of the sweetness. He sat down beside her with a big dumb smile on his face and finally swallowed.

Bowser listened to her moan, that was a sound he wanted to hear for quite a while. He looked at the tray of leftover cookies and then quickly presented one to her. "I think you need another!" And a second cook, "And another!" And a final third cookie,, "And one more, just to be sure."

The Koopa grinned loudly as she continued to moan. He wasn't sure if she'd catch onto his little act there, "Come oooon, you can have one more. We'll work out if you feel guilty." He wasn't a fan of much working out beyond weight lifting. You wouldn't find this guy doing cardio.

"Come on, feel free to let loose with me." He said, pretty much encouraging his non-mannerisms. He let out a loud burp and rose up, "See? Don't got to cling yourself to pretending to be something you don't want to be."

"Something I don't want to be? What makes you think I want to be rude? I haven't been raised this way, I would feel terribly ashamed to burp, even in front of you! I am a very polite princess, and proud to be."