Christians Accuse Muslim Convert Of Cheating At Golf: Part 2 Of A Series

One day after Dr. B converted to Islam he was accused of cheating while playing golf with his "Christian" golf partners.

As you know, all practicing Muslims must kneel down five times a day facing Mecca and pray. By extraordinary coincidence, each of the five times Dr. Billingsgate knelt down his ball was either in the rough or under a tree branch that impeded his swing. By the time he had renewed himself spiritually, miraculously his ball position had changed for the better, allowing him to have a decent go at the ball.

Fair minded people would call this Divine Intervention. His partners chose the low road and accused him of cheating. Once he was accused of violating Rule 13-3 (Building a stance) just because he stood on a prayer rug while addressing the ball. He explained that he did this to keep his golf slippers clean.

Then they started on the camel head he used to protect his driver. Tiger Woods can use a tiger, and not a peep from anyone. Now, just because he's a Muslim, they automatically profile him. Mohammed Ali went through the same thing after he converted to Islam.

Speaking of camels, can you imagine how tiresome it is to get on and off your dromedary before and after each shot? No wonder you see so few Muslims playing golf.