1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

Using computers connected to the Internet may be a bit like going around looking for sex.

Using Microsoft Windows is like going to parties and have sex with a lot of really interesting people… without protection. You either get pregnant, a disease or both. Except in real life you can’t start over from scratch.

Using Mac is like paying for grade AAA hookers. You can still get pregnant or a disease, but you’ll just say it’s a very random bad luck case. Except in real life you can’t claim your warranty in order to get a replacement. If you’re lucky to know you have two years rather than one, you’re living in the EU.

Using GNU/Linux is like having a loving, sexy and trustful partner. Even if you don’t have a lifelong relationship, you know your next one will be as loving, sexy and trustful. And you can get to know all about them.