Whatever jokes

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".

A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order.
"I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."
The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"