I'm not a fan of profanity, or of WoW...but I'm 5'ing because this practically made me laugh until had tears. The accent/bizarre terms/attitude/profanity...great combination. XD
Oh, and because this will probably be downvoted into oblivion.

In Onyxia, there are 3 phases. In phases 1 and 3 she is on the ground. In phase 2, she is in their air. Encounters in WoW work in a way that the "main tank" must grab and hold the attention of the mob. If damage-dealing classes do too much damage, they ga

In this particular encounter, aggro is bothersome. Tanks have a more difficult time holding the attention of the mob - so damage-dealing classes must hold back. This is what he means by "f*cking slow DPS".

The "hard and fast" comes from stage 2 when Onyxia is in the air. In this stage, Onyxia's attention is completely random and she is untankable. You need to keep up high DPS (damage per second) on her in order to bring her down quickly.

One tricky part about Onyxia is the "whelps" which is of course, the main problem here. Onyxia is a giant pregnant mommy who has lots of eggs in her chamber. She has various abilities which can knock players around - and can be disasterous if players are

"DKP" stands for Dragon Kill Points. Essentially, DKP works like currency in guilds that do these encounters to "purchase" items and such. Deducting DKP would basically work like a cop giving you a traffic fine.

That guy was pissed. Yeah, downvoting because it's a certain game is really sad. Every downvote I see makes me laugh because it's like they just want to be big and different. That was funny no matter what. I myself am a CoH/CoV player, maybe I should make

Imagine spending hours of planning a raid, then hours trying to carefully control 40 ADD kids through voice chat, then imagine a few making dumb mistakes and messing the whole raid up, wasting hundreds of man-hours. You'd be mad and yelling into a mic too

Have you even done the encounter? The fact this is funny is because those "f*cking whelps" are easy as sh*t to kill, and people will be hit into it even from the most experienced guilds. Seriously did they wipe from the whelps? No, this moron just started

screaming for NO reason even though it wasn't causing a wipe. There are problems if your guild can't control those whelps, and having a Na zi guild leader like that just makes every nervious to even react in spite of what they think they should do. "If I

go over there to help AOE, I might lose DKP because that moron guild leader will dkp minus me if I accidently get thrown into the pit (which is the main tanks fault for making the tail even face near it)"

DKP = Dragon Kill Points (which applies to all raid bosses, not just dragons)
Basically, you get points for helping kill a boss, you then use those points to "bid" on the items that the boss drops.
So the more you attend raids, the more DKP you have