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Almost Fantastic Dan

Pretty much terrible and annoying...the only people that speak it are rappers or "gangsta's", uneducated white people that think MTV is the world, and those emulating aforementioned shitty rappers. The word "gangsta" itself is an ebonic contraction of the word "gangster." In order to make one's shitty music/lack of education seem almost ok but not quite there yet.

Also, an excuse to talk like a total dumbass and say something that would not normally be acceptable but in this case it is unintelligible so said speaker can get away with it.

Jeff-"Yo, i gotsta ta gets me some bling-bling all up in dis bitch so's I can roll on ma twenty-fo's"
Ian-"I swear to god, cut out the ebonics before I cut out your tongue"

An easy way to spot a retard. Anyone who uses the word "chill" in any form deserves nothing less than social ostracism. Usually said by burnt out druggies or teenage cockwashers who are trying to sound "cool" and "hip" but just end up sounding mildly down syndromed. Also, usually said by someone when a person is angry, in an attempt to prevent what will inevitably be a shit-storm towards them that they probably deserve.

Jeff-"This house is so chill!!1!!"
Me-"That's it, we will never be friends"

What is broken by gay men/those that engage in anal. Signs the next morning include limping and poop dick. Also could be broken by something doctors do, aka prostate exam. If it gets broken and you are straight, it is a great source of humiliation and probably a good reason to kill yourself

Jack-"I wanna put in your butt"
Some girl-"I don't think we should"
She does
Jack-"Oh my God! You just shit everywhere!"
The breaking of her ass hymen...memorable to everyone

Used to be all about getting women the rights that every man had, like voting, and driving and now, it's backfired like all holy hell.

Rather than being about equality between the sexes, it is all about what concessions can we get women so that way men have to go out of their way to treat them different, rather than equals.

Now it is equal to Nazism in it's zealous pursuit to destroy all that is manly such as lumberjacks and beef jerky by making them politically correct, such as lumberperson and cured beef.

Feminist-"who cares that the movement is nothing but reverse discrimination, as long as my daughter gets more oppurtunities than my son"
Me-"And thats why Feminism is good?!? You know who else tried shit like this? Hitler, that's who..."