You response to this writing contest was overwhelmingly awesome. Your messages of lust, love, rough, soft, thoughtful and thoughtless hand sex send my mind reeling! A big, juicy thank you to Dallas Novelty for providing the prizes and inspiring the fun. The winners look like this…

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ENTRIES ARE CLOSED. WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON WED AUG 7TH!! CHECK BACK! xo – Ducky

It’s a writing contest. Flash non fiction. Like this one we did before. But this time I ask that you describe a hand job in six words. Your hands, your lover’s hands, on cocks, on clits… it’s that simple. For example, mine would be…

Your nimble fingers on my clit.

There are two prize package give-aways.

One person will be awarded a Palm Baller. It’s a stroker for guys- with a cool inner texture that will push and pull with each stroke. You also get a bottle of lube and toy cleaner.

HOW TO ENTER: ENTRIES ARE CLOSED. WINNER ANNOUNCED WED AUG 7TH! CHECK BACK! Post your six words as a comment here. Send them to me via twitter or facebook. Or if you’d like to be anonymous, email them to me. All entries will be posted anonymously unless you specify otherwise. If you want your blog or other link attached, please let me know. I will pick TWO winners! You can submit up to 3 entries.

Entries must be received by Aug 6th, 2013 12pm (est). The winners will be announce here on Aug 7th, 2012 so be sure to check back!

Someone is gonna get this pack of goodies–compliments of Tantus, Sliquid and me. Just because it’s springtime! You’ll get this Tantus Little Secret vibe, a Tantus silicone Super Soft C-Ring (best cock ring in the world) and a bottle of Sliquid lube!

How can you enter to win? Post a comment here and tell me what you love most about spring. Flowers? Short skirts? Riding your bike?

I’ll pick a winner randomly and post the winners name here, tomorrow, at noon NYC time. Check back to see if you won.

GRAND PRIZE: EVI by Aneros. This toy blows my mind! And I know toys like no other. Learn more about EVI. Plus a bottle of Sliquid Organics.

RUNNERS UP: Two talented winners will each get a bottle of Sliquid Organics Lube.

HOW TO ENTER: Post your six words as a comment here. Send them to me via twitter or facebook. Or if you’d like to be anonymous, email them to me. All entries will be posted anonymously unless you specify otherwise. If you want your blog or other link attached, please let me know. There will be THREE winners! You can submit up to 3 entries.

Entries must be received by Sept 12th, 2012by 12pm (est). The winners will be announce on Sept 13th, 2012.

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Thank you so much to Tantus and Shag for sponsoring our January Photo Contest! You inspired us to stir up a lovely little peepshow into where and how people keep their sex toys. So cool.

1ST PLACE WINNER: Most Creative Hiding Place

She has emptied out her Golden Girls box set collection, filled it with toys and tucked it right back in on her bookshelf. I love her for her creative stealthiness but also because it’s also sort of an awesomely dangerous thing to do.

Some people love The Golden Girls! One day, when she least expects it, she may give someone either the surprise of their life or a feeling of deep disappointment when they realize what’s inside her Golden Girls box set. But based on this clip, I do think The Golden Girls would approve:

2ND PLACE WINNER: Most In Need of Fuckables

This toy box oozes punk rock coolness. I love it. But you may be thinking, “Where are the toys!?!” They were stolen in a home robbery! What kind of sicko steals a person’s toys? I don’t know. But I do know me and one of my sponsors are here to jump start her collection. Sometimes a girl needs a sex toy fairy and I’m happy to be hers.

3RD PLACE WINNER: Creativity in Photography

I just love this fish-eye lens view of a big, balls out, bad ass collection of awesome toys. Packed high and tight, I can tell this person is a real toy connoisseur. I hope they can find room in there for one more toy!

Winners can expect an emailed this morning. First place winner gets first choice of the above prizes. Second place winner gets second choice. Third place winner is guaranteed to get one of these items!

How to enter: Send me a photo of your personal toy box. Show us how you keep your sex toys… in a zip lock bag? A shoe box? A plastic bin? Under your pillow? Messy bedroom? I want to see it! Be it arty, industrial, wide angle, black & white, fish eye-lens or however you would like to submit you photos.

You can Send me up to 3 photos. Entries must be submitted by midnight Jan 6th, 2012. Winners announce Jan 9th, 2012.

When I announce the winners, I will post your images anonymously. If you would prefer to have me post your name and link off to your blog or another online project, please be sure to specify that in your email submission.