So, Labor Day weekend was a blast. Blast, geddit? Oh, well, you'll get it soon.

So, anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted by... by... by, oh you are good. Fine, I interrupted myself.

Okay, no more distractions... *Distant music plays* Ooh! The ice cream truck!

Okay, fine. I went out to lunch in Springfield, Illinois. I got chili. They came with, ooh, you guested it! Oyster crackers! So, I was opening my oyster crackers, so I tried popping it. Pop! It popped, but nothing happened. I tried pinching and pulling. And then............

BOOM!

The oyster crackers flew like a firework display. One hit Big Pain in the eye.

*Laughs...*

There were people walking in the door right as it exploded, that got showered. With oyster crackers.Now do you get my little thing about a blast?

Showered with oyster crackers? Yes, in fact that happened to me just a couple days ago. I was eating lunch in some restaurant (coincidentally also in Illinois) and some kid at my table flung an entire package of oyster crackers into the air. Most of them landed on the floor but some ended up in my chair. Personally, I thought it was hilarious.