Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – " 'Surely, modern women are strong enough now to give credit where credit is due!' Well, Camille, they’re not going to give credit where credit is due because they’re members of Gal-Qaeda. They’re arrogant and full of themselves, just as so many other people have become, because we are we, and no one gives credit for anything. Trust me, I know." Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – It is a torrid, lewd, sad and regrettable animated gif rundown of what the once cute and adorable Hannah Montana did on the Video Music Awards last night. In the United States, we don’t reward people for being chaste and virtuous, for saving certain activities until marriage, or implying that you would. We certainly don’t reward them for being debutantes or demure or more ladylike or gentlemanlike than the person before them. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - Most boys look up to their fathers. If dad is a good gentleman and has a good vocabulary and does those things that gentlemen ought to do, there’s a very good chance the son is going to pick up on all that because he wants to be like his father. Again, we’re at the crisis point here where it requires a male, un-metrosexual, to actually be around. We’re going to have to un-make the metro and remake the macho, right? Check out today's transcript for the rest...

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - This is a review of a book written by a guy named Roger Scruton. I’m only going to read a paragraph or so of this because I thought it was insightful given the current discussion about the state of conservatism and whether or not the Grand Old Party is worthy of your time, attention and money any longer. Check out today's transcript for the rest...