EDIT: Mods, can you kindly transfer this to Jokes Threads please. Thanks!

06-17-2012

kareempharmacist

Quote:

Originally Posted by nujinini

Windows for Solitaire.

Windows for Solitaire and Games.

06-22-2012

rokytnji

All the passengers are seated on a plane out on the tarmac and the stewardess announces "we're just waiting for the pilots.".
The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind.
There are murmurs among the passengers, and some believe it is a joke. The men board the plane and go into the cockpit. More concerned murmurs and uneasy chuckles from the passengers.
The plane taxis normally to the runway and begins it's takeoff. As passengers look out the window they realize they are nearing the end of the runway.

The entire passenger cabin begins screaming but the plane lifts off just before the end of the runway. The passengers calm down and chuckle to themselves.
In the cockpit, the pilot turns to his copilot and says "you know, one day those people are gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!"

A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.
The priest stops him at the door and says "I'm sorry, you can't participate in our service today."

The higgs-boson particle says "What?! You can't have mass without me!"

A Biker and a rabbit are relieving themselves in the woods.
The Biker turns to the rabbit and asks, ""Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"