Maybe he should start producing his own little comic pamphlets and hand them out at bus stops? I believe this is the preferred way of espousing the idea that that harmless pop culture is going to turn people satanic.

Here's a Lego interpretation of the clearest genocide commanded by God in the Bible (via his spokesman Samuel).1 Samuel 15:2-3. "So go now and attack the Amalekites. Put them under the curse of destruction. Kill the men, women, children, and babies, cattle, sheep, camels, and donkeys. Spare no one."

In high school a friend of mine drew comics. One of them was a one-panel with the caption "Blergh and Gryph, friendly aliens from planet Kam Koza Ke, began to realize landing in the middle of the Martin Luther King Jr. march was not a good idea."

Let's just say that Lego's ghost minifigs bear a striking resemblance to Blergh and Gryph.

But isn't it true that "the faces of LEGO figures have become angrier over the years"? Granted, every single one of them used to be smiling pleasantly and even the slightest deviation from that norm would constitute a shift towards "angrier". And there's no shortage of folks who seem to believe that LEGO just isn't what it used to be.

Those of us who are over 40 may remember that even the happy smiley Lego people are relatively new -- from the late 1970s. Before that they were faceless (and without movable arms and legs). See here for a picture of what Lego people were like when I was a child.