“We don't have a fucking emperor, we are another colony of those Pommy bastards. Sadly we never fought for our freedom and are ruled by the British crown. So I don't know who told you we had an Emperor but they had no idea what does on here.”

The emperor of Barbados is the name given to the monarch in charge of Barbados, who is in fact not an emperor nor is she female. She is Englands very own Queen Elizabeth II.[1] Although a a constitutional monarchy, Barbados has an emperor and like most emperor's he taxes all the peasants so he can live in a palace with gold furniture and other pointless life essentials.

Born in England, in 1926 the Emperor of Barbados is currently the only emperorempress to be born and to be living abroad, probably because its people are starving and she fears violentretributionor some such. She is arguably one of the worlds most successful monarchs, seeing as she rules 1 in 3 minor nations and 1 in 2 Hawaiian islands[2]

She has since appointed a Governor general to mediate herself between the locals, probably some to be all those missing taxes. So since she "became too old to travel" as she puts it, she has done, well, nothing for Barbados other than continue to take their money without reason or choice involved.

Whilst the Queen of England certainly exists, she is not "technical" the Emperor of Barbados. But for the purposes of making this article not full of senseless rambling I will say yes she is. As for the matter of her existence, this is easily explained, the phenomena of having the Queen of England actually existing was rumored to be utter shite, but she certainly exists according to several million eyewitness accounts and billions of dollars worth of gold disappearing in several of the British colonies around the world.