How to make gold from lead.

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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a life time.

Btw - the moon passes the eye of one of the fish of Pisces in 2 and a half hours, im keeping an eye out for anything out of the ordinary lol. (actully its there now, i just check stellium)

Eye of the pyrimid is missing, this is the connection between flesh and spirit, the two witnesses to the mind, the all seeing eye. The cap is misssing, the cap was made of gold, gold is also a good conductor, the ancient romans used to put golden eagles on there roof, to absorb lighting. I suspect the pyramids served a similar purpose to deal with incoming solar blast, and were constructed at stratigical ley line points in relation to celestrial objects.

Find a thunderstorm over yellow sand. Put on rubber gloves.Place two weights from tire shop (lead)in a glass canning jar.Dig a hole in sand, about two feet down.Put the jar in the sand, upright.Stick a piece of 10' 5/8" rebar in the jar so it points upat the sky. Fill in the jar with sand and bury completely.Make sure rebar is pointing up and end stays at thebottom of the jar. It's okay if it's raining hard and everything gets wet.Stand back. Okay stand way back. Wait for lightning to strike the rebar. After a strike, dig it all out. You'll have a nugget of gold inside the glass.Just break it out of there, if you want it.

Risk-lighting strike before you let go of the rebar.

Alternate method:

Connect in series, four car batteries.Place a quartz crystal in the bottom of a jar.Sprinkle ground cinnibar without gold fleck. Put mercury on the cinnibar.Place lead filings on top of that. Fill with water.Place leads from the closest battery into the water. Put a charger on the battery furthest from the jar, Set to low.Plug it in. 48 hours later, the lead filings should have transmuted.

Risk-Batteries emit toxic fumes and need lots of ventilation. They can explode.

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He he he...better and cheaper idea...buy a few thousand dollars of lead bricks...overlay a couple of cms of pure gold and stamp them as 99.999% pure...and put them up for sale for thousands of dollars...take money and buy REAL gold with the money /grin..../BAH!!!

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Gold is twice as dense as lead, but to the simple minded, "they are both heavy" so they have no idea that tungsten is actually very close to gold as far as weight goes. If you know how much water is displaced by a certain weight, which is calledspecific gravity gold plated tungsten appears to be real.Wheras if you were able to gold plate lead you could tell at a glance it was fake because it would be the wrong size.

Bumping for true alchemists. Come out of the woodwork and stop stewing piss. I know you're there.

The jar didn't work either. Sonofabitch.

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Alchemists? Have you tried over at Hogwarts?I'm pretty sure the "science" of alchemy fiddled out several centuries ago, but hey, people still believe in tarot cards and astrology too, so whatever makes your boat float.