When we first discovered the fragrance Vulva, the "beguiling vaginal scent," we thought it was some sort of weird German art project. But no! It's a legit business that bottles pussy stank in those '80s Less Than Zero cocaine vials and calls itself not a perfume but a "smelling substance for your own pleasure." The FAQ on its site reminds us that Vulva is not suitable for anyone under 18, and that it should not come in contact with mucous membranes. Watch the video/commercial here. (NSFW)