**** TEEMO WORTHLESS PIECE OF **** GODDAMN OP CHAMPION POISON NEEDS TO BE ******* NERFED OR ATLEAST MAKE IT COST MANA SIMILAR TO ASHE'S FROST ARROWS GOD DAMNIT DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ******* GOT KILLED BY A ******** SHROOM 3 MILES AWAY. ADKFGAHEL FBOAKL JDVKA TJWFOK avjOEWL

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I ranked top 10% in league, and I’ve been involved in numerous jungling ganks on the enemy jungler, and I have over 300 confirmed ranked wins. I am trained in summoner jujitsu and I’m the top volibear in the entire US ranked league. You are nothing to me but just another 300 gold. I will wipe you the **** out with lightning the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my 5v5 team who are spread across the USA and your summoner name is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, the thunder calls maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid, and when you respawn be watching because ill be there again. because i can, and will pentakill your ass 1v5. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven different ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in clawed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the League of Legends shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you and your sniveling cubs off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pleb. a storm will follow in my wake and I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Well I nearly lost mine, we had a morgana on our team and she really disliked me and she saw I got a quad, so she ran for the fifth enemy and used everything she had when he was getting low, luckily enough I managed to get the last hit and that was my first penta.