Give me lots of moneyA house upon a hillSend me pretty womenOr threaten me and stillI'll come up to your houseAnd attempt to fix your sinkDo a mediocre jobAs I'm leaving you will thinkIf you're needing somethingYou know that I'll be goneI will not answer when you callIf you're waiting for meThen you'll be waiting longI can't be counted on at allMy eye is on the porkThe pork is in the panIf something needs a'doingWell you know I'm not your manIf you're counting on meYou know I'll let you downYou can't be counting on meCause you know I'm just a clown