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Dont blame me for dressing up the poor cat
My eldest bought the outfits and the youngest puts them on.
I'm sure its just co- incindence that the cat flings himself out the windows
He does get his revenge, toes are pounced on in the middle of the night and hairs shed on clothes

The hills in the background of the picture are the Eildons, the viewpoint is called Scotts view, its between Melrose and Dryburgh where Sir Walter Scott used to stop and admire the scenery.
The river Tweed in down behind me there

Thanks to insomnia I get to flick around the TV channels all night long saying "that's crap, that's crap, jaysus that's shite" etc etc. Every now and again it's possible to stumble over a gem of a tv show, such as Hill Street Blues. In the most recent episode the SWAT guy was asking the blondey one to join his Emergency Action Team and she replied something along the lines of "Oh I've always wanted to be an Eater"
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_________________Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER

YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about

MeridianAlicanteMaster Baiter

Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236

Posted:
Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:49 pm

Nanny: Your cats are cute Any of them tried to stand on a bird table with a piece of toast balanced on their nose? And I see there's not much snow on the Eildons, think there was a bit on the Cheviots.

Everyone else: Re Gamers. L33t talk and txt tlk annoys me in games, though I'm a forum RPer and not a Wow fan. Mind you, being a girl who likes a lot of stuff that men like is weird as well. The first wrestling game I joined, I got three marriage proposals within the first week.

_________________Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER

YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about

After your avatar photo-op did you actually walk back to town like that?

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Cathartic KateTags are not important

Joined: 03 Dec 2008
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Posted:
Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:29 pm

^^^

I googled it, and rather wished I hadn't.

Attentionwhore (image) is ok if parental controls are off.

This thread is brilliant, nice of the admin to allow us loonies to howl at the moon somewhere.

Harry, After your avatar photo-op did you actually walk back to town like that?

No, I'm still there. It hurts to move.

TucoRant Collector

Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.

Posted:
Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:37 pm

^^^^^ They say if it lasts more than four hours you should seek immediate emergency medical help.

_________________"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona)

^^^ You're right, I better call for help. Do you know the number for 911?

RoycropperUndead Moderator

Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7999
Location: Luxury Coffin

Posted:
Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:19 pm

Quote:

nice of the admin to allow us loonies to howl at the moon

No howling. Due to global time differences, someone somewhere will have a hangover. As it's evening here, that person is not me.

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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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Nanny Ogg"Bruce"

Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2622

Posted:
Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:38 pm

Cant see the moon for the clouds
< shakes fist at clouds >

can I howl anyway? quietly?

OK
how about I just write it on a bit paper like the shy banshee in Discworld?

^^^ You're right, I better call for help. Do you know the number for 911?

If they have to send airlift medivac, you will make it as breaking news on CNN.

Go for it. Just be ready for a lot of questions.

_________________"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona)

callumDirector of Press Relations

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Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...

Posted:
Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:25 am

They'll have to suspend him from the helicopter. No way that's going to fit on the stretcher thing. Unless they have a tree doctor on board with one of those noisy watchamacallits.... ah chainsaw! That's the word!

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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009

I find it insulting of accusing me of writing that JMR is my favorite mod.

Where's the evidence to support this claim?

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"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
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Posted:
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:14 pm

JMR Wrote:

Quote:

Everyone on Eater wrote:

I don't think that you are being singled out, root. He's saying that we ALL love him more than the other Mods. That's just silly. There is no way that can be true. I wonder if he will now put up a poll??

^^ But if everyone wrote it then I demand to see where I, specifically, pointed out that I personally think that JMR is great.
I do not remember stating this anywhere, but although sometimes I post under the influence of alcohol I wish to be pointed to the post where I did state this, even though intoxicated by beer this statement would be absolutely void anyway.

_________________"..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Being a Mod, as you know, I can hack into all your PMs and based on a scientifically significant sampling of those emails, I can safely state, with a 0.0% margin of error, that Everyone considers me the best Mod -- despite the (statistically insignificant, namely 3) responses in this thread to the contrary.

Some of you like to act tough in public, but in private, your adoration of me comes out in a variety of ways. To wit:

Jojobean wrote:

I just finished crying today for the 2nd time. Why won't JMR just show me a little love?? Just a few soothing words and I feel like I can do anything. Oh well, I'll send him another email today and see if I can't get him to post some more in my baiting threads. His approval means everything to me.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

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