Big beefy bodybuilders naked.

When curious Kurt Beckmann visited Miami earlier this year, after his workout one day he decided to do a little personal spelunking. So freshly pumped and primed for a little adventure, Kurt strolled over to the abandoned sports stadium not far from our studios. Something about the faded grandeur of the graffiti-covered sports palace seems to have moved him – or at least caused a noticeable seismic shift of his always-tumescent manhood. Anyway, when a muscleman like Kurt gets hot, he’s just gotta flex, pose, whip it out, and go to town. Lucky we were there for the action – but then again, we know Kurt.

If wiry, unpretty, and hard-assed real men are your thing, you’re not gonna be able to get enough of Mike Tucker. He’s the guy who’d repo your car after just missing just one payment – you only wish you could accompany him back to the lot, with him sitting firmly on your face (as punishment) the whole time. And speaking of hard-assed, that’s one supple, firm posterior: why is it that tough guys like Mike always have such bea-you-ti-full booties? We don’t know: it’s just the universal reality.