HAMILTON, OH—Despite being the beneficiary of numerous societal advantages and having faced little to no major adversity throughout his life, local man Travis Benton has spent the last four years squandering his white male privilege on a sales floor job at Best Buy, sources confirmed Tuesday. “You can get by with a regular HDMI cable, but if you’re looking at a length longer than 10 feet, I’d go with a gold-tipped one,” said the man dressed in a bright blue polo shirt and pin-on name tag as he continued to fritter away such innate life advantages as greater access to higher education, leniency from the justice system, and favorable treatment from other white males who lead and make hiring decisions at a disproportionately high number of American companies. “The AudioQuest gold-tip is actually the cable I use in my own home entertainment center and it provides excellent audio and video clarity, plus it comes with a full five-year warranty, unlike the 90-day warranty of a bargain brand. For your money, you’re not going to find a better cable.” At press time, the man born into the world’s most affluent and privileged socioeconomic group was spending his 15-minute break silently consuming a sleeve of Donettes purchased out of a vending machine.

txtebow in your opinion would the United States be better off or worse off if there were no black people in America?

IT's not lost on any of us that your initial reaction to this article which makes light of the absurdity of the notion of "white privilege" is that Txtebow must hate black people. Your "conditioning" has obviously been completed. #sheep

IT's not lost on any of us that your initial reaction to this article which makes light of the absurdity of the notion of "white privilege" is that Txtebow must hate black people. Your "conditioning" has obviously been completed. #sheep

I could be wrong and I apologize if I am but in reading most of your posts going back a few years you seem intent on making a case that blacks are inferior to the white race and I am not sure why you spend so much time on this.

FYI I think political correctness is more harmful to a society than racism.

BTW my question was a serious, do you think America would be better off if there was no importation of black slaves?