"Bring in the tested employees. It's time to see if they're worthy or joining us."

A group of twenty employees walked into the room.

"Are you prepared for the final trial? Do you understand the risk and reward? The reward, you get to become one of my personal trusted employees. The risk, well... You could die. Actually, at least fifteen of you will die.. Down below is a maze, built by the elite for the elite. A few flesh eaters walk the halls but."

Stew paused for a second and looked each person in the eye.

"You are the real threats. Because each of you has been given a badge of honor. You must leave the maze with three or more badges to qualify for the position. Which I remind you is guaranteed safety and food for you and your families, as long as you serve me. Is this understood?"

[In unison] "Yes sir!"

"Good, my trusted employees will now take you to your starting positions. You may use any weapons found in the maze and you will each be given a small pocket knife to start. Now go. Prove your worth."

The people walked off following the trusted employees. Stew cringed a bit as they walked away. He didn't like killing his own employees- not for his conciseness's sake. He didn't like killing his own employees because of the unease it created but, it was the best tested way to ensure his private guard was the best of the best.

"The employees always seem to get nervous when this test rolls around. Maybe I'll be a bit loose on the alcohol stores tonight. Give them something to cheer about."

In the mountains, held away in an underground stronghold. Stew, was holding a "business" meeting.

"So, I understand you're short this week. You know my supply of food isn't limitless."

Stew walked towards the man who was graveling at his feet. Putting his hand on the mans chin he spoke again.

"A man must eat, surely you realize that... And how can I eat if I don't have a solid supply of food? How can my employees eat?"

He removed his had from the mans chin and clapped his hands. On a tv screen an image of a terrified little girl appeared. The man sat motionless as he watched the screen. Next to the girl was a zombie, chained to the wall.

"It'd be a shame for her to meet that flesh eating monster face to face. You love your daughter don't you? I hope you understand, if that shipment isn't here by this time tomorrow- Well, you know what will happen."

Stew turned his back on the man and left the room. Dealing with simpletons was always a pain. He didn't care if the shipment got cut off by a wandering pack of flesh eaters. He just wanted his food.

He gestured to an employee.

"You, take care of the girl. I don't want that thing eating her before I get my shipment."

That's true but, he's a good example that if you put some effort into not being dumb. You can improve. Plus an age restriction would turn away a lot of possible members. And honestly, an idiot is an idiot no matter what the age.

I'm assuming that we're talking about the Pokemon Knights now (since, It CAN get pretty stupid)?I honestly apologize for being so dumb. It's not like I do it on purpose. For a lot of people, that's what it seems like though. Maybe that's because it's what they think we'll put up with, or they think it will gain them friends. I DO admit, that, the comment Silver used as an example, DOES irritate me a bit. It made me die a little on the inside.

Not the Knights, that other guild. The YY, a guild by the D-Virus for the D-Virus.

This quote is what I read when I see about 90% of the posts on this forum. You guys seriously need to smarten up and stop acting like retards. Like, there's always been useless posts on PU but in the past few weeks or so, its just become ridiculous.

Yeah, that's just how it goes now. There are a lot of people on here that can't read or understand simple things. I mean there is a whole guild dedicated to dumb.

Don't let it bother you Jerry. I don't expect much from a Yin-Yang member. I just can't let something wrong sit as fact.

I have this feeling that no one likes me. And, Mr. Bing, your Post is unusefull, you should make this a PM for Jerry not a stupid comment to annoy me. I am not an Ying-Yang member. I joined a lot of time ago and I think I left. I'm too lazy to chance the signature.