A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original ‘Halloween’ was a Captain Kirk’s mask painted white..

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

The phrase ‘rule of thumb’ is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it (and it can do the same to a light colored dress suit).

Awkward moment list:

That awkward moment when you're lost in thought, and you come out of it, you realise you've been staring at a stranger the whole time.

The awkward moment when you say goodbye, and then you walk in the same direction.

That awkward moment when you were pretending to listen, and then the person asks you a question about what they were saying.

The awkward moment when an emo\Goth goes to McDonald's and orders a happy meal.

the awkward moment when you email your friend a secret, and you end up emailing the wrong person.

The awkward moment when you ask someone when the baby is due, and it turns out they're just fat.

That awkward moment when you end a sentence with "don't you agree?" and they say, "NO."

The awkward moment when a black kid (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE) asks you to pass the skin coloured crayon. (I mean do they mean the brown or the tan?

The awkward moment when you're at a friend's house and they're parents start yelling at your friend, and you're just standing there, awkwardly petting their dog.

The awkward moment when you have to end an Awkward moment list, because its taking too much time.

What a Good Boyfriend Should do:

When she's staring at your mouth- kiss her

When she hits or punches you- grab on and don't let go

When she hasn't answered in a while- tell her everything will be okay

When she tells you she loves you- say you love her too

When she walking away- give her a huge bear hug from the back

When she leans her head on your shoulder- tilt her head up and kiss her

When you see her at her worst- tell her she's beautiful

When she's quieter than usual- ask her what's wrong

When she is crying- hold her

When you know she's lying- tell her that you know

When she's in a bad mood- tell her you love her

When she's angry- let her vent to you

When she wants something- give it to her

When she had a bad day- give her flowers or chocolate

When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers' and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

Petition:

The administrators are, as of June 8th, going to be taking down Fics that have sexual scenes or extreme violence. Now I have for a long time thought that the line between 'M' and 'MA' ratings were blurred, but the way to solve it is NOT like this. You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a sex scene in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

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"If you don't look like an Abercrombie model don't expect me to look like a Barbie."

"You call me a bitch well... A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TRESS ARE NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL... thanks for the compliment."

"I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good."

Mommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what MommyI'm a boy!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!

One more heart that was stopped.Two more eyes that will never see.Two more hands that will never touch.Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. (I ALMOST CRIED!)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or their favorite celebrity told them it wasn't cool to breath. Put this on your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (ok, not so much the stealing the boyfriend part, but killing them 'cause their being an idiot and deserve it.)

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (SUGAR RUSH!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.(All the time, everyday)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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Make a list of your 12 favorite characters in no particular order:

1.Maximum Ride

2.Fang

3.Angel

4.Tobias E.\Four

5.Tris P.

6.Annabeth C.

7.Total

8.Nico D'Angelo

9.Percy Jackson

10.Thalia Grace

11.Christina

12.Nudge

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

NO NO NO NO They don't know each other, they aren't in the same series even and they're both girls...

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

oh my gosh! I love Four, and I Just realised number Four is FOUR\Tobias or at least, that's his nickname, because he only has four fears. He's so cute!

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Um... Nico is a guy and he can't get pregnant. If he got Christina pregnant, well, that would be weird, but Tris would freak, and if Will was still alive, he'd be mad, because Christina's his girlfriend and all. too bad Will died... :( I love him, he'd be in this list if he was still alive, but he died in the first book! ...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Duh! He's Annabeth's boyfriend, and he's really important.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO, because i love Trobias\Fourtris. But sure, IF he wasn't Tris's boyfriend, it's be kinda cute. But I like Percabeth, too. GAH! this is ruining my favorite couples!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

um, well I think that Tris and Thals would be friends. Like, if Tobias\Four wasn't there, she would definitely join the hunters. Percy and Tris... uh... IDK.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

FANG and NICO??? WHy do you hate NICO? Well, Total would run and get MAX...?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Angel has control issues. Max kicked her out of the flock because she has betrayed their trust too many times, and Angel is found by a group of girls in New York. A girl named Thalia leads them. But what happens when Thalia, Angel's only friend, falls in love with a boy? Will Angel leave with Thalia?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Well, if Nico was older, and Fang was gone, I guess Max might like him. I don't really think they're fluffy people, though.

Max\Annabeth\Christina... They would like kill anyone would came near them... Wow.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today... Tris is awesome!

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?(It's true!)

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Where's the good in goodbye?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

I'm so deppressed right now. My cousin's are putting their dog to sleep and I love their dog... :( :(

Bucket List: Things To Do Before You Die

:) = Completed

set my hair on fire :)

jump off a roof :)

indoor sky dive

swear in front of a teacher

skinny dip with other people

dye my hair

get on television or the news for something that isn't good

break a bone

publish a book

give flowers to a random stranger on Mother's Day

visit most of the countries in Europe

walk on the Great Wall of China

ride the famous Chicago Ferris wheel

steal socks from one of my friends :)

meet one of my idols or role models

be there when someone dies

carve my name into a tree :)

Kiss a stranger

I wish I was strong enough to lift not one but both of us

Some day I will be strong enough to lift not one but both of us

But if you are reading any of my books, I am very unlikely to ever complete them on Fanfiction, so you'll most likely have to go to Wattpad (My wattpad username is blackangelwings1010), or ask for my email address so I can email them to you.

Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.

Max and Ella leave the MIA and move to VEGAS because of their moms job. Fang is in a band looking for a female lead singer. He finds a songbook in the Music Department. Cinderella type I guess, cheesy comedy I think. Rated T because of me. I'm HORRIBLE at summaries!

First story. Could you attempt to not flame it? No pairings yet. The flock has finished rescuing Angel with minor complications and decide to go to Long Island for a rest. Could the discovery of being related to Greek Gods change it all?... NO MORE OC'S!

Maximum Ride had one word describe her whole life. Perfect. She wasn't perfect, but everyone else thought she was. As much as they thought they did, no one ever actually wants perfect. And Max knew it all to well. Max Ride. Perfect AND Unwanted. So, what is there left to do.. but leave? This just might be the adventure of a life time. *Discontinued*

When Percy and Thalia was given a death sentence from the gods,they run away to escape with help from some people. Nico was furious about the death sentence and run away to find them.As they find one another in wilderness with a new friend, they start to deal with a strange scar,a quest from Chaos,the key,and a new enemy.And here,they discover new powers and about their past life.

This is the first time I ever tell somebody my story. About my life with mortals, immortals, demigods and my life with a traitor. I know, I'm not a special demigod. I'm like everyone else. But if you listen close maybe you'll find the things that we have in common...This is the story of my life and my death.

Max was always bullied because of her appearance.But what if one day someone tells her that he can make her the most beautiful in the world?Finally being attractive Max hopes never to meet her enemy number 1, but what if fate destinied them for eachother?

Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!

Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.

After two years since they disappeared and Chaos found them, the Olympians accidentally revealed the Norse gods and triggered Kronos and Gaea. How will they save the world? Chaos is bringing help, but even with his help, will they win? Is Chaos even...helping at all? EDITING NO SEQUEL

The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.

Sometimes, good and evil don't matter. Innocence is based on perspective, and when a mysterious discovery kills four soldiers while not only sparing John and Elizabeth, but giving them a great gift, things get complicated. Very complicated. Because not knowing what to think or feel is always scary. A moody fic, but I'm a sucker for happy endings. A little Sparky! Elizabeth-centric

Four girls who need the perfect man and fast. Four men who are willing to go through countless test to see who they are perfect for. Will they end up with who they want to, or will the matching be off completely? Will the superstars, Venomaze, be able to find their perfect matches? And will these men be able to keep from killing each other? Fax, Liggy, Naidan, Kylan.

I need a job. That's the short version of my story, long version... well the long version's long. So I'll give you a summary: I was raped, I refused to get an abortion when I found out I was pregnant, my parents disowned me, I got a job and quit high school,. I got fired from that job and met Mr. Emo aka my new boss. You want to read the long version now? Thought so.

There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.

Max- the popular, famous girl who changes her hairstyle every few weeks. Fang and Iggy- the cute boys that everyone in the Copy-Cat Clique is targeting and the best friends of Max. Max fights for their freedom from the claws of the CCC, but will her efforts be futile? Fang slowly falls head-over-heels for who? Iggy develops a slight crush on which girl? Better than sounds, I swear.

Aria and Jason never would consider themselves "friends" but when they find common ground to stand on, will they be able to walk without falling through the cracks? With senior year just starting for Aria and a new 'A' looming in their midst, who will Aria turn to for support? Can Jason handle all this drama or is he hiding something himself...

When everyone left them for their sibling, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico run away from camp feeling abandoned. Starving, thirsty, tierd, being hunted by monsters non-stop, they meet Chaos, the creator. The four get the chance of a life time. Now meet them 500 years later as the assassins of Chaos. Percabeth and Thalico. Disclaimer: Percy Jackson and the Olympians is not mine!

The Maximum Ride movie is in production, and the actors of The Flock form a close bond on set. But what happens when Katie-Rose, the little girl who plays Angel, disappears, exactly around the time where Angel is kidnapped in the movie? And what happens when the rest of The movie Flock's lives begin to scarily resemble The Angel Experiment? Because now they are in TAE-for real.

My Sequel to "Who Ever Said That Sleepovers Were Boring?". Bast, Atalanta, and Drea lost, and now Thalia, Zia, and Iris have some new slaves. What will happen? Hilarity ensues, break-ups are started, and Zia gets even with Atalanta. Oh no! This is going to be one very hectic week. Chapter two is up! This is probably a SYOI story, so start submitting ideas, people!

A simple hanging in overdue work turned into me being a prisoner in my school gym with a guy I knew nothing about. This was going to be one hell of a night. But he was pretty cute... FAX! **Hilarious ensures!**

Max, Ella, Nudge, Dylan, Iggy, and the unforgettable Fang all have a crush on someone, but don't know how to tell them. It up them to get together with the one they love and be happy with there BF or GF!

Set during/after The Return. Kinda AU. Elizabeth is working in D.C. again and John is there answering some more I.O.A. questions. He runs into Elizabeth and ends up doing something he never thought he would. After a little help from Jack of course... :D

Little Max gets bored one day and wonders what it would be like to have a wedding. So Nudge makes it happen! This is an AU fic. Little kid Fax and a little bit of adult Fax. R&R? I don't own Maximum Ride.

The attack on Abnegation never happened, and Tris and the rest of the Dauntless are preparing for Visiting Day. Will she see her parents again? What will they make of the changes in her life, especially her relationship with Four? Changed the title from MEET THE PARENTS

Syaoran and Sakura hate each other. But they also lust for the other one. So, Syaoran makes a bet with Sakura that she will lose her virginity to him by the end of one month! What will happen? SS Review!

when things become too much at Hogwarts, Cassie moves to Forks with Remus. There she meets Bella and Jacob. What might happen? Set during New Moon. Does not follow New Moon story line. R&R! Flames welcome! Rated T just in case.

This story was adopted from Gothvampire01 Max is abused by her dad and still tries to protect her two younger sibilings and her mom.Max moves and meets Fang will he be her savior or will he be too late

I realize the tittle is really corny, but whatever, just deal with it. So I started to like Dylan, which is why most of you might hate this story, but I don't like him THAT much. I know, I suck at summaries, so please just read it and review.

Ever since she saw him in PE Bella's been swooning over Jacob Black. The only bad thing about this is he's a total jerk and Bella's friends can't stand the site of him. Will love conquer all or her friends influence her decisions? review, fave, subscribe.

Max is abused by her famous parents. She cannot escape their clutches. But when 'good' news comes, her life is turned around and she is free. But what will she do, now that she is alone? Is she? This was a serious story, but not quite. FAX, T, and Human!

You have a choice of telling one Olympian, any of them, of this child's existence. /...because on her sixteenth birthday, she becomes immortal. /This child will one day either bring about the fall of Olympus or be its savior. /Hera was an considered, but if the girl was gifted to her, we'd be practically condemning Olympus. Just look how her godly children turned out. 3

When a beautiful girl heals Emily's scars, and Paul catches one glimpse of her- and immediately the temperamental werewolf is hooked, but who is she really? Alexandra has a quest to find the missing Hero of Olympus. She's torn between the east coast and the west, but she's closer to the son of the sea god than ever before.

The gang must use all they have to survive on the beautiful tropical isle, when a shipwreck leaves them stranded. Through the dead, the wounded and the dying, and the suspiciously perfectly unscathed, who will fall in love, go off their rocker, lose their marbles, revert to cannibalism, and other forms of insanity? JacobxBella LeahxEmbry and other pairings AU All Human HUMOR! T

Cabin Ten is a pink, Barbie house full of liars. They take the Tower of Babel to a whole other level, because Zeus will be damned if any of the gods understood their language. None of them understand what they say either. Their perfume reeks secrets darker than Tartarus and scars that run deeper than the Grande Canyon. Dark Drew Dark Piper Dark Lacy Dark Mitchell Dark Aphrodite

How to Write a Prophecy. How to Fight a Monster. How to Not Suck Kronos's ****. How to Get Your Point Across Without Swearing. How to Write Smut. How to Write in Percy's POV. How to Hug Nico. How to Write a Chaos Fanfic. How to be Cliche/ How not to be Cliche. How to "DO" Perlia. How to STOP MAKING PERCY A STUPID PERVERT! How to be Kinda Funny...ish.

Thanks to the little voice in her head and a little drop in from Keiro at dinner time, Attia realizes she likes Keiro more than she likes to admit. One shot AttiaxKeiro Attia Pov. Ratd T, but suitable for K , if they are mature. Attia based, but also Keiro.

They gamble away most of what they have, and now they have nothing left, but they can't stop. Neglected Kim is sold for the money that her family needs to pay their debts. Now, she's worse off except one thing. There's a boy there, he's the man's step son. He does karate, and he's abused by his stepfather. Can Kim and Jack find away out of their abusive hellhole? KimxJack