Andy Reid Stole Chip Kelly’s Music Thing Already

Ms. CB was in a wedding recently, and one of the junior bridesmaids thought she was just the coolest and mimicked literally every dance move she did. So, for fun, she just froze in position and dangled her arms toward the floor, like some sort of yoga pose, just to see what would happen. And sure enough, the JBM just stood there, arms dangling and all. A carbon copy of the pose. It was… cute. But you know what’s not cute: ANDY REID STEALING THE COACHING TACTICS OF CHIP KELLY (!!!). Reid is too fat to do a spontaneous yoga pose in the middle of a temporary dance floor. GAH:

Now I have to know: Other than pumping in crowd noise before big dome games, did Reid ever do anything like this as Eagles coach? Even once? I never heard about it. He has to be trolling us, right? He’s totally looking for this response, yes? Did Chip give him the idea when they were on the phone? Did Reid hear Conklin’s bit? IS HE NO LONGER A STUBBORN A-HOLE ADVERSE TO CHANGE? I need answers and I need them now. I’ll just hang here, arms dangling, and wait.

Well, you know what they say, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Clearly, Andy liked what he saw from Chip’s practices, so he stole the music idea. Nothing more complicated than that. As for that junior bridesmaid, maybe she was just a moron.