[Parody of a 1970s Polaroid ad - Western music -
Candice Bergen holds what appears to be an instant
camera as we pull back to reveal Johnny, a kid in a
cowboy outfit.]

Candice Bergen: Okay, Johnny, what do you
say?

Johnny: [smiles] Cheeeeese!

[Candice points the "camera" at Johnny and presses a
button - the "camera" whirs and a slice of processed
yellow cheese emerges from the slot where one would
expect to see an instant photo]

Candice Bergen: Got it! [hands the cheese slice
to Johnny who happily unwraps and eats it] Another
perfect slice of processed cheese! And look at that
color! It turns from mild to sharp in sixty seconds!

[Dissolve to a table laden with cheeseburgers,
cheese-covered pie slices, etc. Over this, two hands
hold the "camera" with a slice of cheese sticking out
of it]