Kifo is proud to present you with the letter sent to this plastic blow up doll in order to reconcile an understanding of why she was robbed in Paris. This is an FTB Exclusive, fortunately you will not see this shocking document anywhere else. You probably won't see the reality of what KK looks like many other places also.

If you don't know, then you know, Sean Spicy Spicer, or Tre S, is the Trump Adminstration Press Secretary. So he has to do things like answer endless questions from the media. Questions varying in degrading tone, and mocking manor.

Children, children, children of the internet. Calm down, the last time Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, LinkdIn, Snapchat, Instagram all blew up in a politico rage I chose to say nothing. I decided to let you guys have that one, to not orally castrate. Even now, I do not feel the need in coming down to the basement and giving you this talk, your mother made me.

A senseless group of social terrorists committed the most henious crime against a fellow citizen in recent memory, as four Chicago residents have been placed in custody in connection to alleged kidnapping and torture recorded live on Facebook.

An old video is now making the viral rounds across the internet. A four year old youtube, has just now been seen by everyone on the internet. The reactions to what the video depicts may be disturbing, parental guidance suggested.

Yes I am home, I did make it back to the United States. No, I was not deported. No, I was also definitely allowed back into the country with miminal resistance. What did happen, which happens almost unilaterally, was I primetime fuckage of myself at the hands of United Airloins.

You best believe it, the voters of Oceanside, California have elected Gary Ernest as Oceanside city treasurer. One problem, Gary Ernst died two months ago. The democratically elected dead man, passed away on September 23rd.

I would like to apologize for the radio silence on this side of the Pacific. I have been busy. Surprising right? But there are better things to do in life than sit behind a laptop and spew a diarrhea like paste of bullshit from my asshole to Facebook.