My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Amway Assholes Making Assholes Out Of Themselves

You got to be a good liar to be in Amway and Ambots show up
here to tell whoppers but not really all that much more different than the lies
I heard at Amway meetings. On a website that is dedicated to making losers in
Amway look like a bunch of assholes it’s just incredible how these Ambots flock
here to further prove that they’re assholes. Just when you think you got all
the proof you need that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes another
loser shows up to make sure we know he’s an Amway asshole too! LOL!

There's the scam Amway Ambots lie about how the owners of the
BBB and the owners of Amway are involved in a big orgy fuck fest and the BBB
endorses Amway and all the other bullshit lies they come up with. Anyone can
read the BBB page and see they're a 3rd party service to help with
customer/business complaints and they stay impartial and don't endorse any
business. The fact that Amway has to hire a small army of staff to respond to
BBB complaints before the time’s up deadline and the fact that Amway's terms
and conditions threaten termination to any IBO who brags about any imagined
affiliation the BBB and Amway has means nothing to Ambots. They show up here
bragging about how the BBB and Amway are in bed together. Now we all know that
if Amway actually followed their own rules and fired IBO's bragging about the
BBB then they'd have no one left to buy their shitty overpriced Amway products.

The lies about the compensation to be made in Amway continue
to the extent of some lying scamming Amway bastards showing up here to brag
about how they're retired at age 20 thanks to the bazillions of dollars rolling
in every month from Amway while they sit back and do nothing and how rich they
got after being in Amway a few months. I've even had a couple of lying scamming
Amway losers claim to be triple executive Diamonds show up here and try to
bullshit us. Theo being the most entertaining claiming to make $400,000/year
from Scamway and he bought all kinds of chain restaurants, gas stations, and
hotels on that Amway income. The other triple executive Diamond was anonymous
and rolled off 2 insulting sneering typo filled comments before remembering his
“title” and the 3rd comment he claimed that he was a triple
executive Diamond. Here's the scoop you dumb fucks. Anyone who's reached that
level in Amway is too busy trying to scam other people in real life instead of
searching forinformation on the
Internet about the upcoming Amway function. The big wigs already got that memo
from head office!

Then there's the losers who believe the lying scamming Amway
cult leaders that Artistry cosmetics is #2 in the world LOL! Thanks to a survey
company in Europe that no one on this side of the ocean has ever heard about
where companies buy their position on that poll. The reality is Artistry isn't
even in the top 50 retail sellers of cosmetics, though they were a few years
ago, but never at the top of the list.

Then there’s the fucking Amway loser who leaves a comment on
the post about the world’s top cosmetic companies. That post is an ambot
magnet. Every fucking Amway loser around shows up to screech and bitch on that
post. This Ambot demands to know the name of the European marketing company
that Amway uses to put themselves at #2 on prestige cosmetics and wants to know
what proof I have Amway pays this marketing company. Well I have no proof. For
all I know Amway is stiffing them on the bill. But it seems unlikely that if a
client ain’t paying their bill then the marketing firm won’t list them as a
client on their web page. The last Ambot who left a comment on this topic right
on top of this other Amway loser’s comment even put a link in for Euromonitor
and their Amway client page. LOL! This fucking Amway loser can’t even read the
last comment ahead of his and get the information he’s looking for! LOL! Like
we need further proof people in Amway are a bunch of dumb fucks! LOL!

And then we had a couple of fucking Amway assholes stopping
by to brag that Amway made 12 billion in 2014 in sales. Seeing as how Amway's
income has been sliding by a billion a year for the past couple of years and
then like all lying scamming Amway assholes do they throw around a bunch of
numbers to try to confuse everyone and claim they can’t find no interviews with
Amway owners talking about last year’s losses even when readers to this blog
even provided the link. But what else do you expect from fucking Amway losers.
They’re taught by their cult leaders not to trust outside sources and to only
believe and worship the Amway cult leaders. Still doesn't stop those Ambots
from bragging about how much money Amway makes. And really why the fuck do they
think we care how much money Amway makes or is losing over the past couple of
years? That’s good news or lately bad news for the people who own Amway but to
everyone else who doesn’t have a financial interest who the fuck cares? It’s
like what are the cost of Facebook shares? It might be slightly interesting
because Facebook is a popular company and the price of their shares has doubled
from where they started on opening day, who remembers those shares sinking
immediately but now they’re doing good. Good news for people who bought lots of
stock when it was low but unless you play the stock market who gives a shit how
much Facebook is worth, other than the owner of course.

And lets not forget the dumb fuck Amway Ambot from India who
claims former President George Bush is now an Amway salesman! LOL! And the
White House is eagerly buying up overpriced shitty Amway products so he can make
a skimpy commission. Maybe they can get away with that bullshit in 3rd
world countries where news and current affairs is hard to come by. Around this
blog it just further proves that Amway Ambots are liars and scammers and gives
us something to laugh about.

What about South Carolina’s Amway Masturbator who jacks off
into SA8 soap. Having a weird sex fetish is one thing but showing up on a
website that is all about making fun of Amway assholes and bragging about
poking your dick into soap is just fucking stupid. Talk about LOVING your
fucking Amway soap. And then he claims he made a sale of SA8 and delivered the
soap to the woman’s house and then uh lets just say gave her a demonstration
and claims she enjoyed it. I don’t know about the rest of you ladies but I
don’t want any Amway loser or any other son of a bitch in Amway or not giving
me a demonstration of masturbating into my laundry soap. And the Amway
Masturbator found the one woman in the whole world who actually enjoyed
watching that? Unlikely. Another fucking Amway liar. And fucking in more ways
that one seeing as how he lives to fuck the Amway soap.

And let’s not forget all the Ambots who show up here
screeching at us to do our research. It’s like fuck you. Our real life
experiences at buying and using Amway products, sitting through countless Amway
board plans, and going to Amway functions and listening to all the lies and
bullshit from the Amway cult leaders isn’t research. Like what more fucking
research do these Amway losers want than our real life experiences? And
speaking of doing your research they can’t even take their own fucking advice
because obviously none of those Amway losers did their research or they
wouldn’t have jumped on the Amway bandwagon when there’s over 99% failure rate.
Only a tiny fraction of 1% of IBO’s make money. Most people who do research
would look for better opportunities than 99%+ failure rate. So right back at
you you fucking Amway losers – do your research!

Let’s just send out another big old FUCK YOU to Amway and
their commissioned sales force who feel compelled to show up at this blog and
make assholes out of themselves.

Anonymous - my best advice is not to waste any more money on this scam and get a refund on your ticket. However if you really must find out more then Dream Night is probably your cheapest Amway function as long as you're not coming a great distance and booking a hotel. All Amway functions are the same. No actual business advice given. Just a few cult leaders bragging about how rich they are and showing slideshows of their material possessions.

You're probably still in the stage of being love bombed by everyone in Amway and you probably think they're really nice people. Try telling them you're not going to Dream Night and then you'll see how "nice" they really are.

Oh I have denied going to the Functions and meeting before, I have also denied for BSM as its optional. My upline did not complaint, he never complained about us showing less plans as we are almost 6 months and did not do sign up yet! they are very supportive and motivating. he also gives me his CDs to listen and books to read!

Anand - this is all because you haven't signed up as an Amway IBO yet so you're still being love bombed. The tune changes once they have your money and can seriously start brainwashing you. They won't lend you CD's and books anymore. You have to buy them. That sort of thing.

if you read my msg I did say that I have signed up and been in the business for more than 6 months. My upline showed the business to us almost 2 years back, they were in touch with us and have helped us number of times even before when we were in business and they are helping us now as well after we are in business.

Anand- you need to reread your comment. Here's a copy and paste: "he never complained about us showing less plans as we are almost 6 months and did not do sign up yet".

I take it that English is probably a 2nd language but you need to look up the definition of the word "not". What you wrote tells us you're messing around with Amway for 6 months I guess going to meetings, listening to tapes provided to you by a sponsor, and reading books but you weren't signed up yet.

I stand by what I wrote. Before people sign up the assholes in the Amway upline will lend items from the Amway tool scam. Once you've been sucked into signing up as an IBO then they make you buy this shit.

Anonymous - you're right. It's only a matter of time before the Amway upline starts ripping you off. They start off slow while its still in the love bombing stage and tell you you must invest in the Amway tool scam, some bullshit about "investing in your own business". That saying might be true for a real business but not the Amway pretend business where its all about screwing people out of their money.

Well he's just like every other fucking lying scamming Amway loser out there. These fucking Amway assholes only get their jollies out of making other people's lives miserable and bringing emotional and financial distress. Fuck all of them!

IBOFB isn't around much these days. I suppose he got into a dispute with Ada, Michigan over his payoff for acting as the company's internet flack. Apparently, he's tried to sell his services as a defender of MLM's to other corporations. He's just a two-bit hustler.

Anonymous - why should Amway pay someone to make an asshole out of themselves all over the Internet and make Amway look like a bunch of assholes when they got Ambots who will do that for free? Its like going with the better deal. Its why normal people don't buy shitty overpriced Amway products when they can get a better deal at regular retailers.

It's funny the way Ambots like to crow about how much $$ they are supposedly making. These idiots don't even know how much they are losing at the Scamway con game due to its deliberately complex yet vague price and commissions structure. Like from the Wizard of Oz: "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"

Ray - Ambots are brainwashed to say "business is going great". They also like to brag about the big refunds they get at tax time thanks to Amway. Or that should be thanks to Uncle Sam until the ambots get audited for filing false returns. You don't get a refund when business is going great. If you got more income than expense you pay taxes. Ambots suck at basic financial shit. Got that post coming up again sometime in the next few weeks! LOL!

Anonymous - you'd think that. But Amway cult leaders do everything they can to confuse Ambots by throwing numbers all over the place and when an Ambot starts to realize the numbers don't add up and tries to ask a fucking asshole in the Amway upline they're screamed at: "NEVER QUESTION UPLINE!!!!!"

@1st Anonymous. Don't waste your time attending. I am not in Amway, but my daughter got duped into joining this shit cult. I will tell you, the things Anna B. talks about here I am personally witnessing. Save your time and money and don't even attend. You are nothing more than a dollar sign to the person trying to recruit you. We're living the nightmare here.

Living a Nightmare - Ambots don't care who they hurt financially and emotionally. I'm sure some Amway loser will show up here shortly to accuse you of being an unsupportive mother instead of taking your advice about the distress Amway puts you through.

@1st Anonymous. Please listen to "Anna Banana" and "Living a Nightmare". I like to have fun bashing Amway on this blog myself but hope I can perform a public service to others by warning them about joining this cult/scam. Understand that 99+ percent of people make no money at all. They lose money, waste their time, soil their personal reputation and strain relationships with family and friends. They will lie through their teeth and actually believe their own lies because they have been brainwashed to do so. Believe me, I was sucked into one of these MLM cults similar to Amway a long time ago and can tell you they are flat out evil. I wish there had been someone there at the time to warn me. Good luck to you.

Ray - yup this blog is all about bashing Amway losers! LOL. Nothing more fun than cursing out a bunch of fucking Amway assholes! LOL! Plus its a public service to support others going through the Amway hell hole and help those looking for more information about Amway to stay away.

Losing money in Amway is like tithing to a church. If you're a believer, you don't think of it as a "loss." You just assume it's what you owe to the Great Amway God.

How else can you explain the glassy-eyed Amway freaks who show up here defending indefensible thefts like CDs, tapes, books, "functions," CommuniKate, Ditto, standing orders, and all the other disbursements that they gladly and willingly make to up-line?

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

Recent Comments

Followers

About Me

I'm married to a former Ambot - one of those annoying commissioned Amway salespeople. Fortunately he saw the light of the horrible cult he was part of and ended his association. I'm here to report on the crap he took and I had to put up with. Hoping I might be able to help some poor souls who find themselves in the same situation I was - married to an ambot.