October 22, 2004

Spooky Friday Halloween Countdown Vol. 3

The house has apparently been taken over, "conquered" if you will, by a master race of giant space spiders. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume hapless Minnesotans or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Spiders will soon be here.

I for one welcome our new Arachnid Overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Blogging parent I could be helpful in rounding up small children to ensnare in their enormous spider webs.

It's been waiting in the garage since November 3rd of last year for just the right moment. (I bought it for 60% off at Target.) Sure I almost killed myself on the roof tonight, but that's 8 feet of inflatable Arachnid Overlord! I'm hoping to pick another couple up this year on clearance.

It just needs a web and a skull or two.

(Fabulous Babe spoke with Mrs. Racetrack last night and just before hanging up suggested we need an exterminator.)