THE TERM, V.D., stands for venereal disease or diseases. They are very dangerous and crippling. Do the ChaCha!

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Q: I, the Penis hereby request a pay raise for the following reasons:I do physical labourI work at great depthsI plunge headfirst into everything I doI do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a damp place with poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.My work exposes me to contageous diseases.sincerely....P.Nessthe response:Dear P. NessAfter asssessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You do not always follow orders from management.You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.You do not take the initiative- You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing.You will be retiring well before you are 65.You are unable to work double shifts.You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your task.And if that were not all, you've been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags.Sincerely yours.....V.Gina--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Fifteen Questions1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic.9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK.12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: "Are you in?"13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"14) Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting.15) Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits we--------------------------------------------------------------------While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots.. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice.. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.'The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!''Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.' Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself.