Thursday, April 17, 2008

Bullshit

Heaps of bullshitIt comes from politicianscustomersbossessalespeople"authorities"expertslame ass phoniespriests"the pope"you name itIs there a bullshit factory out there somewhere?I know for a fucking fact that there ain't enough bulls in the world to account for all of it.It's almost as though aliens landed in the dark of night and dumped a load of it.Maybe there's a planet somewhere that's got too much.I'm sick of bullshitLife is too shortIs there such a thing as a bullshit defense system?Hook it up to a bullshit detector and WHAM!Zap that shit before it ever even has a chance.Let's get the pentagon on it right away!It's worse than any terrorist

Well in any event, there is a cure, at least a temporary oneIt only lasts for a few hours, but what the fuck eh?HERE is the cure

Neat picture!As boys, going to the Saturday cinema, I remember watching the cartoons about Popeye, with Bluto and Olive Oyle an` all that. I often wondered about the little sailor`s pipe, and his "green stuff" that gave him extra-ordinary perception and strength. Later, being somewhat "less than suitable for academic life", I shipped off to sea , to and fro across the mediterranean and to Morocco, where....jesus h. mother fucking christ, nearly all the sailors there had little pipes, and green tobacco! In fact, allthough I only went to Morocco, listening to other sea-farers, it soon became apparent that Beirut, Cairo, Istanbul, Tripoli, Jaffa, where ever there were muslims, there was "green tobacco". As for the bullshit, maybe we can spread it on the land, plant some bushes, and rice, and clintons....