Sunday, July 22, 2007

(Drunken Blonde and Goth Junkie boyfriend are stubling down the street.)G.J.: You haven't listen to a god damned thing that i've said all evening.(G.J. pushes D.B. down on the sidewalk and she begins to cry.)D.B.: (sobbing) Why did you push me down......why?G.J.: Cause i love you...Bitch!

Pre-K student: When we plant flowers at church, we always have to talk about Jesus and God. I wonder why...Teacher: Well... that's kind of the point of church...Pre-K student: Well... if church is all about Jesus and God, why do we have to talk about SHEEP???!!