She was frigid like a BibleWhen she met her boyfriend MichaelHe took her in his ZephyrThey sat like salt and pepperLooking out across the cityFrom Lover's Leap is prettyThe lights they flick and flutterHe told her how he loved herNext night he called for herBut Dad protected daughterAnd told him she was poorlyA lie was told there surelySo Michael felt rejectedThis wasn't quite expectedHe drove off to his localWhere he felt anti-social

She cried all night at missingThe boy she could be kissingWhile he was falling overHe drunk himself back soberAnd went home in a taxiAnd crashed out in the back seatHe slept just like a babyWhich he hadn't done just latelyHe saw her in the morningOut with his sister PaulineShe felt all shy and soppyHe acted cool and cockyHe said tonight at Charlie'sThere's going to be a partyI'll meet you at half sevenShe visualized the heaven

If you ever change your mindWhich you do from time to timeNever chew a pickleWith a little slap and tickleYou have to throw the stoneTo get the pool to ripple

That night they danced togetherIt looked like love foreverHe put his hand on her legYou should have heard what she saidHe tried again much laterIt seemed to aggravate herHe drove home in silenceAvoiding all violenceShe said let's watch the cityFrom Lover's Leap is prettyI think I need the fresh airShe put a comb through her hairThen while she turned to kiss himAnd very nearly missed himShe put her hand on his legHe felt her tongue in his head

If you ever change your mindWhich you do from time to timeNever chew a pickleWith a little slap and tickleYou have to throw the stoneTo get the pool to ripple