Miranda Kerr gets naked for Harper’s BAZAAR Australia (PHOTOS)

Miranda Kerr is gorgeous and she barely looks like someone who has a child under the age of 1. Kerr covers Harper’s Bazaar Australia looking all domesticated and pretty much flawless. What a good self esteem booster for mom’s worldwide with the kangaroo pouch hanging and flapping against the body with every step.

We get it. She’s a model. She has a personal trainer. She has a chef who prepares her lettuce leaves meal every single day.

I love Miranda Kerr, don’t get me wrong. It’s just that the end of this very quote irks the hell out of me. Of motherhood Kerr says, “It’s the best thing I’ve ever done. Becoming a mother puts everything into perspective…”

Yes, yes it does and that is freakin’ amazing. Cut the quote off here, my dear. But nope, she doesn’t. Kerr went on to add, “You become more comfortable in your own skin.’”

Really? Comfortable ONLY if you are Miranda Kerr.

Check out Miranda Kerr’s fully naked photo below. And yes, this is NSFW. I’m warning you…it really is NSFW! And it is really not advised to look at this pic if you are a mama trying to shed the baby weight that took Miranda two days to lose.

See what I mean?

Danity Donnaly is a Midwestern mama with class, sass and a love for celebrity gossip. D is a former disc jockey and is a fierce dancer who looks forward to that morning cup of coffee. When she’s not delivering the dish, Danity can be found on Twitter talking smack or shaking her bon bon to any jam by Justin Timberlake or attempting to sing one of her favorite Mariah Carey songs without breaking a window. Yep, she’s THAT good!