Females:
Cum Sluts
Alcoholics
Snooki Apprentices
1000 Girls, 1 cup
Bitch Fitters
Passing Out In Public due to Heavy Drinking from a failed attempt of a Party behind Wal-Mart and all its nasty inhabitants (customers).

As you can see, Poway High School is the ideal school for anyone.

A Poway High School student offered me drugs, but I refused because I don't fail in life and I knowwhat the hell the difference is between a good football team and a bad one.