School’s Gloppy, Vile Chocolate Milk Will Turn Your Stomach

Check out this (NSFW) video of chocolate milk that was served in the cafeteria at Catskill High School in Catskill, N.Y.

It's thick like a milkshake or pudding, but it's milk, so it should be a liquid, not this pile of disgustingness. It's mushy sludge that is about as appetizing as food you drop in hair-covered dog poop. Surprisingly, the milk had not yet reached its expiration date, adding another layer of mystery as to what caused this.

The clip first appeared on Reddit, where it sparked some intense conversation. Whatever the cause, no beverage should be so gross that it makes Flint tap water look like sparkling champagne. Somebody is going to have to explain this atrocity and that sounds about as pleasant as drinking this chocolate milk.