1st page!!!!Are you kidding me??? Oh my gawd…oh my gawd…wait…oh…oh..ooooooooohhhhhhhh….uh oh…oh damn, I just creamed myself…because getting on the 1st page is such an enormous accomplishment…I mean, I do have to be awake when the puzzle changes…quite a feat…takes immense talent and skill…and now, I’m one of the very few select thousands of people to do ever do it!Wait a minute, wait a minute….ohhhhhh I creamed again just thinking about it…this is so much better than actually getting laid…I mean, I imagine…I’ve never really been laid…with anyone besides myself that is…I could I suppose, but I just don’t have time…I have to focus my time and energy on getting on the 1st page…I’m so awesome!

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