I don't know celeb/porn dopplegangers. I do know that barebacking a porn whore is way safer than barebacking a bar hook up or some chick on the third date. Testing every 15 or 30 days.

If we could legalize prostitution, then license, test and tax all whores, it would also be safer. I recommend tattooing QR codes on em, so you can just scan em w/ yer cell phone and get their testing history.

Dear Enty, I just wanted to let you know that I'm a good guy. My girlfriend, who recently lost her job on a network TV show (but I'm sure she'll find another one soon) and I frequently engage in coitus. Because I'm a good guy, I sheath the member to protect us both, but mostly to keep her from getting pregnant, which might affect her career.

However, I recently met another actress who bears a striking resemblance to my current (public) girlfriend. She gorgeous, but I was shocked to find out that she is not a typical actress – her specialty, it turns out, is adult films. Her desire, it also turns out, is unprotected coitus. I was hesitant at first, but she assured me that all adult film actors are tested bi-weekly, and she showed me the results of her latest test, taken last week. With that knowledge in mind, and with her temptress ways of looking like a naughtier version of my very proper girlfriend, we engaged in unprotected coitus.

I can't tell you what a thrill it was! I have only ever engaged in that kind of intimacy with my – well, you know – and it was joyous, beautiful, wondrous. I would now like to experience such joy with my girlfriend, and I want to hear the sounds and see the looks on her face that I saw with the adult film actress. She is like a drug that I cannot quit, but I'm hoping unprotected coitus with my girlfriend will be the sword that can sever the bond.

Would enty mention her drinking? Or would that be too much a clue…its rather vague and there are more sites to choose from than this…* fingering pearls nervously* you don't suppose they got work Because of their resemblance? Myyy…

@Tina: I've been over this before. The testing worked exactly how it should. That mental whore, her boyfriend and their frequent 3sum partner contracted HIV off screen. They tried to play it up that it was from the bleeding dick (probably bleeding from where he shot up Caverject), so she could sue Kink, but that guy has passed repeated tests since then. It has been many years since there is a case of HIV transmission on a straight porn set.

Once you fer past Bulky Crystal's opening monologue which is Ellen this year the Oscars is a verrrrry bad show.FYI there is an Independent Spirit red carpet blog up on the front page but I dont think I get IFC in my cable package

Sandyboo I don't I have that channel either 🙁 It's the first time I've changed the channel away from Bravo since the Golden Globes. Now it's stuck on Cell Block 6: Female Lock up. Teaches me to fuck with Andy Cohen.

@under a rock: If we could rescind women's right to vote, we could get it through, but it would be political suicide for anyone proposing it.

Just another instance of women holding women back. They would rather have it buried in the underworld of pimps and trafficking, rather than bringing it above board and minimizing potential victims of the endeavor.

For a broad who needs quick cash for a leg up in life, hooking has less long term impact than porn. Look at that Duke freshmen who was recently outted as doing porn to pay her tuition. That is going to hang on her for the rest of her life, every time a potential employer Googles her name, she will likely be denied employment, making that $60k/yr degree worthless. If she did some hooking a couple days a week, maybe scored a couple regulars, then she would be able to make the same money while staying under the radar.

@Count still did not decided yet who s worst here: you or me. Perving on olympics butt never crossed my mind so I guess you win and I go back watching some porn again . do you like Pierre Woodman? we must exchange some Private productions lol. My boyfriend found all my xxx archives so must perv on something else now.

@Laura: Woodman is good. He is kinda disturbing to look at, as hairy as he is, but he gets some primo Euro whores. Dude gets wicked on some of em, what with the rough buttfucking. Makes for good audio.

I dig his Wake Up and Fuck scenes as well as the Castings. The Katie St Ives WU&F scene is good, cause I guess it was early in her career, so she was struggling to accommodate him in her balloon knot.

My fave Private chick is Justine Ashley. I first saw her as Lenka on TeenPinkVideos, back in the dial up days. She has since done a bunch for Private and also a lot of pee porn. Pee porn aint my thing, but I'll watch it from time to time to see her naked.

Minka/Jenna would be a great tag team. I saw Jenna at a porn expo a few years ago, and she was one of the tiniest whores I ever seen. Would be fun to see how much of a pounding she could take before breaking.

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