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Wearing a Man’s White Shirt and No Panties Means Something

A woman wearing a crisp white shirt and nothing else conjures the same images as when that same woman is wearing a Catholic school uniform – pure naughtiness. That’s right I just picked up the latest GQ magazine and the pictures of John Edwards’ mistress are just too much.

The mistress is wearing a white shirt and a pearl necklace (no not that type of pearl necklace) BUT you have to wonder. The mistress told Barbara Walters that she was repulsed by the photographs and basically blamed the photographer. Really? Ms. Walters probably isn’t down with the naughty librarian or curious Catholic school girl XXX-rated movie “plots”. So, could someone on The View please explain that this is porno 101?

Also, what is with the plushies? I will wait while someone looks that up in the porn dictionary right next to snorkeling. Is she posing on her kid’s bed? Because that is wrong on so many levels. Check out the picture. John Edwards’ mistress is wearing the shirt and the photo gives the impression of nothing on underneath AND she is sitting next to stuffed images of Kerm-t, D-ra and that big purple dinosaur, Barn-y. Are you kidding me?

If I had said it once, I have said it a thousand times. I am sick of mainstream media straddling the fence on the porn terms – Representative Massa and “snorkeling”, Teabaggers and well “teabagging” – now porn images.

See the great thing about phone sex is you know what you are doing and why you are doing it. There is none of this “the phone sex lady” made me masturbate.

If someone asked me to pose on a bed with stuffed animals wearing what appears to be nothing but a shirt and a piece of jewelry, I tell him to go ##%%$% himself. And if I were out of my mind enough to consent to this unpaid photo shoot, I would not blame a respected photographer but take ownership in my actions. Isn’t that the problem with mistresses – always blaming someone else?

Rielle Hunter needs to shut the hell up and keep better track of her sex videos.
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