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Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Krissimassu. "Part Two of Fear."

LAST TIME ON DCA:Shadow: The series revolves around me now. Not Shade. I'm going on a Green Journey to collect seven green chaos drives.Shade: And I'm helping!Shadow: I NEED to do this, otherwise the Veteran's Commitee--Shade: --the new bad guys--Shadow: --will end DCA. And who wants that?Shade: Other than the bad guys, of course.Shadow: No, not even THEY want to. They just... think they have to, in order to continue evolution.Shade: Good cause, bad execution.Shadow: Anyway, the first chaos drive is in Future Europe, which turns out to be Half-Life 2.Shade: Awesome game. One of the best games of all time.Shadow: The bad guys want me to kill Eggman, who is the ruler of the world in the future.Shade: He's playing the role of Doctor Breen.Shadow: Dark and Red joined us as we were escaping the city, 'cause.. the cops hate us now.Shade: We're currently on the underground railroad. Technically, we're on a canal... in a boat.Shadow: And according to this woman, we're gonna have to go across a CHANNEL. Just to reach Cham's lab.Shade: Which is where we're going! Enjoy!

DARK CHAO ADVENTURESSeason 7: THE END (AKA Season 6 part 2)Episode Sixty: Still Waiting for Half-Time part two: of Fear

[cut to a static shot of a creek; "Still Waiting for Half-Time" appears at the top of the screen][at the left side of the screen: New Game, Load Game, Options, Quit][a mouse cursor clicks "Load Game," then "Save Game 01"]Chapter 4: Wet Hazard (part 2)[we resume our story outside a large facility... I mean, REALLY large, with towers and barbed wire and searchlights][Shadow has parked the boat behind a big rock]Shadow: Okay, Dark... you sure you want to do this?Dark: You kidding? I've been DYING to be Solid Dark!Shade: Keep quiet! First rule of espionage, Dark-- be stealthy!Dark: Oh! Sorry.Shadow: Are you sure you don't want us to come in with you?Red: I think it's best just he goes in. Think about it-- THREE freaks in sneaking suits in there?Shadow: Good point.Shade: Okay, Dark-o... make us proud.Dark: Don't I get a codec, or anything like that?Red: Sorry, Dark, but no. We've got walkie-talkies, though![so, Dark swims towards the base, and comes out in a small dock]Dark: Hm. This is gonna be fun! Oop! Quiet.[he enters a door, and sneaks through some dark corridors][cut to the airboat]Shadow: *sigh* You guys think he'll come back?Red: Who, Dark? Of course not.Shade: Yeah, he's gonna die in a few seconds. 3, 2, 1--[BOOOOOOOOOM]Shade: Called it.[pause][the walkie-talkie turns on]Dark (on radio): Guys... guys... help... I.. I've found the button, but... but...Shadow: But what, Dark?Dark: But... they caught me. Help..Shadow: Shade, you wanna do this?Shade: No. I want US to do this.Red: I'll just leave you two... kids alone, then.Shade: Yeah, as soon as those words came out of my mouth, I knew.. they were not right.Shadow: ...let's just go.Shade: Yeah, I'm comin'.[so, Solid Shade and Shadow Raid swim to the base, and go through many rooms filled with dead cops]Shadow: Whoa. Seems like Dark actually put up a fight.Shade: Of course. I trained him.[they head up some stairs, and find themselves in a large construction yard, filled with crates]Shade: It's quiet here... TOO quiet.[a helicopter hovers upwards, facing them][they see it]Shadow: ...wonderful.[the helicopter charges something up]Shadow: Shade? What do we do now?Shade: ...run.[they dash through multiple crates as the helicopter fires rapid machine-gun fire at them][they manage to make it into a large warehouse]Shade: I think we're safe now.Dark: Guys?[in the center of the room is Dark, tied to a pole]Dark: This isn't very comfortable.Shade: Hang on, buddy; we'll get you out of there.[suddenly, tons of cops swarm into the room, and release some manhacks at them]Shade: Pfft, MANHACKS? That's the best you can do?[Shade takes care of them quickly][Shadow shoots the cops; they die][they unties Dark]Shadow: Dark, you really shouldn't have gone in here alone. This place is a madhouse!Dark: I know.. but... but, I found the button! It's through here! C'mon![Dark leads them through a doorway; the helicopter hovers outside the windows, and charges up its guns]Shadow: ..run?Shade: As fast as you can.[they dash to a door, but find a pile of boxes blocking it][the helicopter is almost done charging]Dark: Break it open, Shade!Shade: I'm trying! *SMASH*[the helicopter shoots at them, and breaks the windows][they dash through the door, and down some stairs][unfortunately, they wind up back in the construction yard]Shade: Keep running!Dark: The button's this way, in that guard tower![they hurry to the tower, and climb the ladder][at the top is a bunch of cops]Dark: ohai[Dark tosses a grenade in the room, then the chao duck][BOOM]Shadow: Okay, now where's that button of yours?Dark: *points at button* Right...[chaarrrrrrrgge......][the chao slowly turn to look out the windows; the helicopter is right there]Dark: ....*presses button* ..there. RUN![they hurry down the ladder, and dash down a little balcony overlooking the water]Shade: (shouting into radio) RED, START THE AIRBOAT! START THE AIRBOAT![the chao leap over the railing in slow-motion as the helicopter fires at them][Red comes by with the airboat just in time for the chao to land in it][..except Dark, who hits the front of the boat, and falls into the water]Dark: Oof![Shade then pulls him up]Dark: Thank you.Red: Shadow, you want the wheel?Shadow: Yes, please.[Shadow drives the boat through the now-open gate, and into the canals again]Red: Uh... Shadow?Shadow: Yeah?Red: You might wanna drive faster.[the helicopter flies above them, and drops some mines]Shadow: I.. don't know HOW to drive faster.[the mines land in the water in front of them]Red: Then at least STEER![BOOM!][the boat flies into the air a bit]Shadow: Nyaaah... this is gonna be fun. Hold on to yer hats, folks![Shadow carefully maneuvers the boat through a U-turn... and into a wall]Shadow: Ow. Okay, NOW hold on to yer hats![he drives it into a small little sewer/tunnel thing]Shadow: Hm. I wonder where this tunnel leads.Red: Probably out into more suburb. I mean, we're not that far from the city, y'know.Dark: My head hurts.Shadow: That's probably because you hit it on the front of the boat, Dark.Dark: Yeah, thanks to Red's piloting skills.Red: Hey, I wasn't trained to drive this thing!Shadow: Neither was I, yet I'm sufficing.[the tunnel ends at a clearing; the time is now around... 6 PM; the sky is turning orange]Shadow: Getting kinda late, isn't it? I wish we could find some sort of outpost to rest at...Shade: We will. Not for another hour, mind you, but we will.Red: Just be glad that the helicopter is nowhere in sight.[the helicopter hovers in front of them]Red: ...oh....... good luck, dude.[the helicopter turns around, and starts flying in the same direction as them]Shadow: ?[it then starts dropping mines in strategically painful locations][at the same time, the boat's radio turns on]Radio: You're listening to 200.1 FM, Chao Chat. "All A-Life, all YOUR life."Shadow: Okay, WHO turned the radio on?Radio: Now, we have for you, some good old-fashioned heavy rock. Perfect for chase scenes! Enjoy![some heavy rock starts playing]Dark: Ooh, keep it on, I love this song![BOOM!][the boat swerves around to avoid mines][eventually, they go under some cover, and make a big jump into another sewer pipe]Radio: ...oh, technical difficulties; we have to cut this song short. Thanks for listening.[the radio turns off]Shadow: That was strangely easy to avoid.[they come out in another canal-- an industrial one][there are some silos and pipes above them]Red: Hmm.. I recognize those structures up there. We're in Pipeline 7982-B.Shadow: Where's that?Red: Actually, we're... at least 40 miles from the city by now.[the helicopter keeps following them, and even starts shooting at them again][AND the canals here have many junctions]Shadow: Crap.[AAAND cops come by and shoot at them, too][AAAAAAND the helicopter drops plenty of mines]Shadow: AARGH, is Valve TRYING to kill us?Dark: I asked the same question in Half-Life 1.Red: Yeah, we had to ride a full-speed train into a.. train-stopper thing.Dark: And then we were flung out of the train, and into a pile of toxic waste.Red: While aliens attacked us.Shadow: ...wow.Shade: Forget about Black Mesa; just DRIVE![Shadow drives through the canals, and up many make-shift ramps][..suddenly, a truck stops nearby, and begins firing homing rockets at them][..as the mines are being dropped]Shadow: Craaap![BOOM][BOOM][BOOOOM][all the rockets hit the helicopter; it spirals down to the ground][they drive into another sewage pipe]Shadow: *sigh* At least the helicopter's down.Red: Yes, but for how long?Shadow: What do you mean?Red: When it hit the ground, did you hear an explosion? I didn't.Shadow: You're saying they're gonna repair it, aren't you?Red: Undoubtedly.[they find a random blockade/gate]Tail: Ahoy there![Tail, the baby Hero chao, as well as his Future counterpart, have set up a little fort]TailF: Oh, well, lookee what we have here. Shade, Dark, Red, and... uh......Shadow: I'm Shadow.TailF: Ah, of course. You seemed familiar. Kid, let 'em in.[Tail lets them into the fort]Tail: It's good to see you four again.TailF: Okay, enough small talk. Kid, go upgrade their boat. It's lookin' a little.. malnourished.Tail: Aye-aye, captain![Future Tail leads the four into an office; a large map is on the wall]TailF: I take it you children are headed to Cham's place, right?Shade: Right.TailF: Then lemme show ya what you're up against. See, we're riiiiiiight here, at the top of this map...[he moves his hand down the map]TailF: You wanna go down this river. It goes directly to the Channel.Shadow: But wait, what's all this stuff over here, next to the river?TailF: Oh, that? That's Port 18. Steer clear of there.Shadow: Got it. Thanks for the help.TailF: Hold it, that ain't all the help you're gettin' from us.[he leads them back to their boat; regular Tail is tinkering with it]TailF: Kid![Tail bonks his head, then turns around]Tail: Ohai.TailF: You about done?Tail: Just about.TailF: Good. What Shorty, here, has done to your boat is, he's installed a gun into it.Thefour: YES!TailF: The cool thing is: the gun came from the same kinda chopper that's gunnin' you down.Dark: I love bringing iron into a firefight.Red: I believe you mean, "irony."Dark: Ew, irony-flavor. Tastes bad.TailF: Anyway, we'll let you through now. Nice chattin' with ya.Tail: Bye![they let them through][Shadow drives the boat out of the sewage pipe, and is instantly greeted by the chopper]Shadow: Shade. Gun. Now.Shade: Woohoo![Shade grabs the chopper-gun thing, and shoots at the helicopter; an explosion is heard; the chopper flies away]Shade: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN!All: WHOA-OH, OHHHHH, OH![they go through a jump, and see the river ahead blocked off, leaving the only route left being...]Red: Port 18...Shadow: I think we can take it.Red: *gulp* I hope your thinking is right.[they drive through some awesome jumps; Shade shows off his kickass shooting skills][then, they enter Port 18; cops surround them]Dark: Shadow! Put the pedal to the metal to the other pedal![vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]["ROAAAAGH"]["MY LEG!"][they drive through plenty of narrow corridors, explosive barrels, rockets, jumps, and U-turns][...and cops][eventually, they reach a dead-end]Shadow: Crap.Shade: Hold on a sec.[Shade shoots at some explosive barrels; they... explode :P, revealing an exit]Shadow: Smart thinking.[they drive out][this time, they find themselves in a much more open space; barren rocks and shallow water surround them][a crashed ship is to their right; a dam is forward]Red: Well, isn't THIS eerie?Shadow: I'm getting something... normally, in video games, open space = boss battle, right?Shade: *chuckle* Yep. It equals that moreso in Valve games, which are filled with narrow corridors.Shadow: Hm. I feel scared.Shade: Don't. Move on.[forward, they go][the helicopter flies down to them]Shadow: .....Shade. Switch.Shade: Huh?Shadow: You drive. I'll shoot.Shade: Oh, you want revenge on this F.O.B, huh?Shadow: Hell yeah.[they switch seats; the helicopter charges at them; Shade does the same][Shadow fires away][the two vehicles pass each other, turn around, and do it again][this time, the chopper's flight messes up]Shadow: That's right, buddy... flinch...[BEEP........ BEEP! BEEP! BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP]Dark: What's it doing?![it slowly moves forward, toward them, while deploying every single mine it has][the skies are filled with mines, dropping towards the ground]Shadow: Don't move, Shade.Shade: You sure?Shadow: Yeah. This'll only take a second...[GUNSHOT][BOOM][SPIRAL][CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!]All: YAY!Shade: Fancy shootin' there.Shadow: Thanks.Red: Guys?Shade: *sigh* What NOW, Red?[Red points to the area in front of them, covered in mines]Shade+Shadow: Aw, shi--[KA-BLAMMO][the boat flies in the air, and miraculously lands out in the Channel]Shade: *hack* Whoa... that was fun.Dark: Let's do that again...[a mine drops by them]Dark: CRAP! I wasn't being serious! AH![Shade drives them away][they slowly and uneventfully drive across the Channel]Red: Anybody else getting a major "Top Gear" vibe from this?Dark: Yo.Shade: Seconded.Shadow: A-yup.Red: *sigggh*[they spend a while just doin' some sailing]Shade: Dark, Red?Dark+Red: Yeah?Shade: How have the Gardens been during those two years Shadow and I were gone?Red: Good.Dark: Terrible.[Dark and Red stutter]Dark: I mean, good.Red: Eh, horrible.[they stutter again]Shade: I get it; you needed us.Dark: Not exactly! ...just you.Shadow: Pfft, that's kind of you.Shade: So, uh.. any specific details? Like.. did the Gardens, like, totally fall apart, or what?Red: You could say that.Dark: Chao took over the Dark Garden.Shade: lolwutShadow: You mean... he... converted it?Dark: No. I mean, he.. took over.Shade: He took over, as in, changed Darks into Heroes?Dark: No! He took over!Red: What Darko's TRYING to say is-- ohey, we're here.[they reach a big dam]Shadow: Great. How are we supposed to get through THAT?[Red spies a ladder on the dam]Red: We're not. We gotta ditch the boat.Dark: *gasp* DITCH this poor boat? But I luvs it!Shade: There'll be toast.Dark: Then what are we waiting for? Let's ditch that sucker.[they climb the ladder, and find, at the top, a small building]Chapter 5: Cham Labs East[they enter it; the door behind them slams shut; the lights go off]?: We've got something.[steam hisses into the room]?: ..okay, they're chao..... hmm.. you'll have to forgive the scanning process; we can't take any chances.[a red laser scans them]?: Shadow? Shadow the Dark chao? Well, Cham will be surprised, not to mention relieved, to hear about your sudden arrival![they are let through; the future Purflee (female) formally greets them]PFF: I'm Purflee, Doctor Purflee the First. I've been hearing about your work since long before the Big Shell incident.Shadow: Ah, you've heard of that?PFF: Of course. We here at Cham Labs East are kept up-to-date on all revolutionary events, including things as confidential as that.Shadow: That's good to hear.[Purflee begins leading them through the facility]Shadow: So, uh.. I'm looking for a Green Chaos Drive. You guys know where I can find one?PFF: A GREEN Chaos Drive, you say? Hm, no, I don't believe I do. Perhaps Cham can help you.Red: Say, what have you guys been working on down here?PFF: A new kind of teleport. You see, the one the robots use is a yaddayaddayaddasciencemumbojumbo-type teleport.Dark: *GASP* NO WAY! That is SOOOO primitive. I take it you guys are using the YaddayaddayadaaCAPITAL-type teleport?PFF: We're working on it. Still a few kinks to work out. Heh, Shadow can testify to that, can't ya?Shadow: It's not funny. I nearly got eaten by a freaking Icky.Dark: I like the White Stripes.PFF: ...yes, well, uh.. lookitthat, we're there![they reach a laboratory deep underground; the future Cham is talking with a Dalek]ChamF: That's good. You keep right on it.[the Dalek turns and moves out the door]PFF: Cham! Look who I found in the airlock.ChamF: Heh, Shadow the Dark chao... and Shade, Dark, n' Red? Lemme get a good look at you, man.[Cham shakes hands with the four]ChamF: Let me see, the last time I saw you, I sent you to get me some coffee. Never thought it'd take you this long.Shadow: Ha, well... I was recruited for the whole... Big Shell incident.ChamF: Of course, and what an incident THAT was, hm? Anyway, welcome to our labs.Shade: They're no Black Mesa, are they?ChamF: No, but they're enough to suffice during this time.Shade: Meh. I guess.PFF: Cham, I have some work to do, so.. I'll go do that. By the way, Shadow? It's been a real honor meeting you.Shadow: Uh... thanks?[Purflee goes to work on some stuff]ChamF: Shadow, I presume you're here to ask if I know where to get a green Chaos Drive, correct?Shadow: Yeah. Where can we find one?ChamF: I'm afraid that green Chaos Drives are hard to obtain these days. They can only be found on the Chao World.ShadeRed+Dark: DAMMIT.Shadow: That's certainly not good to hear.ChamF: But, I've been doing some research on them, and have found something curious.Shadow: Mmhmm?ChamF: They're no longer on Chao World.Red: So... where ARE they?ChamF: I'm still trying to figure that out.ShadeF: Yo, Doc, Shadow here yet?[the future Shade enters the room]ShadeF: There you are! The Daleks said you were here. I can't believe you guys made it here so quickly on foot.ChamF: I believe he broke YOUR record, Shade.Shade: Hey! That's not really possible, since... I mean, he IS me. And I was part of this group.ShadeF: Oh, buddy, there's a lot of stuff I have got to tell you.[Purflee comes back out]PFF: Shade? I thought you were on watch.ShadeF: The Daleks relieved me so I could come help the green dude.PFF: Hmph. Fine.ChamF: Shade, why don't you go ahead and teach Shadow how to use the gravity gun?ShadeF: Good idea. C'mon, you four; let's go have some fun.PFF: The zero-point energy-field manipulator is NOT a toy, Shade.ShadeF: ...let's go.[they leave the room, and head down some corridors]ShadeF: I see you've met Purflee the Wet Towel.All: A-yup.[they pass a dark hallway; a single light is on at the other end, showing a ladder]Shadow: What's down there?ShadeF: That's the path to Ravenholm. It's an old mining town. We don't go there anymore.[the Twilight Zone theme starts playing]Shadow: ....spooky.ShadeF: C'mon, let's keep going.[they reach a large junkyard]ShadeF: Now, where'd we put that old piece of junk? Ah, here it is.[future Shade grabs a large gun...thing, and hands it to Shadow]Shadow: ...what the heck IS it?ShadeF: THIS.. is the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator. We call it the Gravity Gun.Shadow: Cool. ..what's it do?ShadeF: I'll show you.[he moves over to an old junk pile, picks up a crate, and tosses it at Shadow][BONK]Shadow: OW! What'dja do THAT for?ShadeF: *sigh* Try using the GUN, buddy.[he throws another; Shadow does something or other on the gun; the crate stops, and floats in front of him]Shadow: Whoa. What the smack?Dark: *gasp* THE GRAVITY GUN! IT WORKS! YAY!ShadeF: Of COURSE it works. Cham built it.[some scanner robot things fly into the junkyard]ShadeF: oshi--[they take pictures of the chao]ShadeF: They found us! Quick, back to the lab![they run in][BOOM][the hall caves in, seperating the four present chao from future Shade]ShadeF: Crap. CRAP... uh... um... guys, listen, as much as I hate to say this, we're gonna have to split up for now.Shadow: Aw, crap.ShadeF: Now, listen closely: you guys have to head for the coast. The only way to get there is through Ravenholm.Shadow: But... but I thought we don't go there!ShadeF: Looks like you're gonna have to. I gotta go... Cham may be in trouble. Good luck! I'll meet up with you at the coast.[future Shade leaves]Red: Well? We gonna do that, or not?Shadow: I... I don't know if I want to.Shade: C'mon, Shadow; Ravenholm's EASY.Shadow: But, what if the Veteran's Committee change everything?Shade: Then.. it'll be fun, probably. Let's just go![Shade, Dark, and Red run off; Shadow sighs, and follows them][they reach a big ladder]Shadow: Really, guys, I don't know about this...Shade: What's the worst that could happen?[a dead headcrab falls down]Shade: ...besides that.[they climb the ladder]Chapter 6: "Dead Ravenhell," Tagline: We Don't Go There Anymore... Without Weapons.[at the top of the ladder, they find themselves in a small town at the middle of the night][crows are cawing][Shade, Dark, and Red look at each other with fear, wishing they had never gone up][Shadow creeps forward, until he sees a tree with someone's legs attached to it][the four slowly avoid it, and enter a house][in the house, a zombie (now with headcrab attachment) comes at them][buddabuddabudda; Red takes good care of the zombie][they move forward, taking care of many zombies][they exit into the town, and hear three high-pitched notes played on a piano]Shade: *gasp* Guys. Look around. Look now. Stick together.Red: What is it, Shade?[grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaarrr...]Shade: No.. no, this isn't possible... this.. this is the wrong game! No![the same three notes are played on a viola]Shadow: Shade.... what do we do?Shade: Aaa, nooo, noo, no, no... guys, I'm scared. I'm scared now. Who's it gonna hit? Who?[snarrrrrrrl... grrrrrowlllllll...]Dark: .......I recognize that sound.[SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!][a hooded figure pounces at Dark, and pins him down; Dark is then clawed at]Dark: OW! OW! AAH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!Red: Um! Uh! Uhhhh.... oh, right![Red shoots it; it dies, and Dark gets up]Dark: Owwww... Shade.. please tell me that wasn't what I think it was.Shade: I'm afraid it was, buddy.Shadow: What was it? What's going on?Shade: Shadow, you'd better master your new gun. We're gonna need it.Shadow: Um... okay. I'll work on it.Shade: Red... work on your reflexes. If I'm right, we're gonna encounter quite a number of those things.Red: Right. Sorry.Shade: Dark?Dark: Y..yeah?Shade: You need a weapon. Badly.Dark: I want a pulse rifle, but we're not getting those until later.Shade: ....how about a shotgun?Dark: That's fine. I'd.. I'd like one of those.Shade: ..we've got to keep moving. ARGH, we can't stand around for too long, or he'll send something worse...[Shade begins moving forward]Shade: C'mon, guys.[they move on through the town][eventually, they hear a lot of shrieks in the distance]Shade: Aw, jeez...[dramatic music plays]Shade: Pick up the pace, guys! Stick together, but run!Shadow: Why? What's happen--what the fu--[a huge horde of figures are seen running towards them from all directions]Dark: INCOMING ZOMBIES!Shade: OPEN FIRE![budda budda budda][budda budda budda][suddenly, Red is grabbed by a long tongue, and dragged away]Red: ACK! AH! URP.. HEL..P ME![Shadow is the only one who sees this; Shade and Dark are too busy fighting off hordes of zombies]Shadow: Um... uh... oh, crap... uh.. hang on, Red!Red: Urp.. not.. much else I CAN.. do... ugh...[Shadow proceeds to gravity gun a rock (yup, "gravity gun" is a verb now), and toss it at the tongue][nothing happens]Red: The.. Smoker! Shoot.. the... Smoker!Shadow: What the heck's a Smoker?[he sees a tall zombie, to whom the tongue belongs, coughing and excreting smoke]Shadow: ...oh.[he gravity guns another rock, and hits the smoker square in the head; Red is set free]Red: Ow. Thank you.[they meet up with Shade and Dark, who have just finished finishing off the zombies]Shade: *pant* I... I friggin' hate the Veteran's Committee now.Red: *deep breath* Are you sure it's.. them? Who's doing this?Shade: Hey, who else CAN it be?Dark: The MILKMAN.Shade: Yeah, but he's my dad. And he's... actually, he's.... o snap.Shadow: Your dad.. Shawn, right? Isn't he.. dead?Shade: He died during the Libfairy incident.Dark: But wait... we've been to the Future before, Shade! Your dad's been here!Shade: *sigh* Boys, I believe we are now messing with the time line. Or, rather, DJay is. Or the Veteran's Committee.[Shade realizes something, and snaps his fingers]Shade: Of course! The Veteran's Committee wants to end this script, so they're tearing it apart! Even the very logic used to hold it together! CURSE YOU, VETERAN'S COMMITTEE![suddenly, they hear a bunch of shrieks in the distance AGAIN]Shade: Shi...argh.Red: What are we gonna do? We're too tired to fight more!Shadow: ...are you guys too tired to play music?Red: Well.. no, but what's that got to do with anything?Shadow: I've got a plan.[cut to Rubber Goose (Shade-drums, Red-bass, Dark-guitar, Shadow's the spokesperson)]Red: *plugs guitar into amp* Ready.Shade: *drum warm-up* All set.[Dark shreds a freestyle guitar solo, and goes all-out; everyone stares at him]Dark: *ends solo* ...bring it on. Okay, Shadow, count us off.[Shadow stands in front, holding his hands up]Shadow: 'Kay, guys, Boogie de la Satch in C.Dark: *sigh* He means "Satch Boogie," guys.Shadow: One! ...three! One, two, three, four![ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1MJAyRN3Lg ][Shade starts off with a bouncy, jazzy cymbal intro][the zombies stop charging at them, and start standing around][BAM, Dark and Red play a bit, then Dark goes on a little guitar tangent][and again][they do some more of those until Dark begins playing a long solo][Red just plays a basic little rhythm][Shade gives a nice jazzy beat][Dark gets rather carried away in his soloing][by now, the zombies have formed an audience, and are cheering][after a long solo, it seems as if the song is going to end as Dark and Red both play long sustained notes][..until Shade plays a steady heavy beat, and Dark jams to a double-snake melody][again][and again][and again, all with different base notes][after a long time, Red plays the base notes in bass, as Dark keeps up his melody][the crowd goes wild as finally, this guitar solo ends][then, they go back to the duo and guitar tangents for a bit before finally ending the song]Shadow: Ladies and gentlecrabs, please give it up for Rubber Goose![cheeeeer]Shadow: There. I doubt they'll threaten to murder a bunch of musicians, now, will they?Shade: I guess not.Red: That was actually a good idea, Shadow.Shadow: Thanks. Now, let's move on.[they force their way through the crowd, until they reach a dead end]?: HA HA HAAAA.... *gunshot* YES, MY CHILDREN... *gunshot* DANCE FOR ME![the chao look up, and see a figure standing in a balcony, shooting zombies with a shotgun][Are you ready for a super-shocking twist?][It's... FUTURE AMY ROSE! Holy sheep! O_O][her hair is messed up, she has blatant crow's feet, and she's switched to a dress that doesn't show her panties :P]Shadow: Um... excuse me, Miss Rose?[she looks down at them]AmyF: That's MISSUS Rose to you, newcomer! And welcome to Ravenholm! *crazy laughter* Hope you can stick around![she points her gun at them]AmyF: You guys... WILL stick around, won't you?Shadow: Well.. we've got to get goi--[Shadow looks at the others, who gesture "YES, YES, YES!"]Shadow: I mean....yes, ma'am, we will!AmyF: That's good, then! *shoots zombie behind them* Could you guys meet me at the church on the other side of town?Shadow: Um.. okay, I.. I guess.AmyF: Splendid! See you there, cutie-pies![Amy leaves into the window behind her, laughing maniacally]Dark: ...anybody else think she looks hotter now?[Shade covertly shakes Dark's hand]Dark: Just checkin'.[they see a door in front of them that is now open][they run inside, and seal the door]Red: Shade, quick question.Shade: Yeah?Red: Are we playing Half-Life 2, or Left 4 Dead?Dark: Yeah, seriously. I mean, we're in a freaking SAFEROOM right now!Shade: I think we're playing a combination between them right now.Shadow: Guys, I'm.. starting to think this is a three-way of games.Red: What makes you think that?Shadow: Just... just a feeling. I mean... I don't think Satch Boogie was in either Left 4 Dead OR Half-Life 2...Shade: No way. You can't be suggesting.. Rock Band, as well?Shadow: I'm just saying, don't be surprised if we have to play more songs.[the chao stare at the door in front of them as they hear noises coming from beyond]TO BE CONTINUED....