Sunday zings

• Hey Gators, its hard to be state champions unless you PLAY and beat the top teams in the state instead of losing and running from them. Just sayin'!

• My accountant finally completed my 2011 tax return. I must be doing OK since he said my tax bracket was 10-percent higher than Mitt Romney, the Koch brothers, and Warren Buffett.

• There will probably be fewer rocket scientists at the upcoming celebration of North Korea's founding dynasty.

• Funny how the party that wants less government is always trying to "guide" our private lives by passing more laws, but rejects any opportunity to improve those lives.

• Message to all stay-at-home-moms -"Hush yore mouth right now!"

• It's a miracle! I actually saw a gas station in town that displayed gas prices that were 5 cents a gallon cheaper than they displayed on Monday. Everybody should pray to the gas gods for continued declines.

— Please, share the news and happy driving. Email zing@tallahassee.com or write P.O. Box 990, Tallahassee, FL 32302. And be sure to check out the Zing! blog at Tallahassee.com or on Twitter at @zinginbox.

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Sunday zings

Email zing@tallahassee.com or write P.O. Box 990, Tallahassee, FL 32302. And be sure to check out the Zing! blog at Tallahassee.com or on Twitter at @zinginbox.