Monday, August 31, 2009

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWSBritons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.Malaysians: No stock.RETURNING A CALLBritons: Hello, this is John Smith.. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?Malaysians: Hello, who call?ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAYBritons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?Malaysians: S-kew me.WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSIONBritons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?WHEN ENTERTAININGBritons: Please make yourself right at home.Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.Malaysians: Where got?WHEN DECLINING AN OFFERBritons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.Malaysians: Don't want lah. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.Malaysians: Shut up lah! WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..Malaysians: Die lah!!WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONGBritons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!WHEN ONE IS ANGRYBritons: Would you mind not disturbing me?Malaysians: Celaka you!So which would you prefer? Send this to your Malaysian friends and let them have a laugh too. Good day!