The Internet is weird. For some of you, the terms “Goatse”, “Tub Girl”, and “Lemon Party” mean nothing. For others, I’ve hit a few triggers and you’re currently in the fetal position asking the world to make it stop, to make the pain go away.…

Whatever dude, you guys think you’re normal but I’ve got facts that state otherwise. I looked through this site’s analytics, specifically the search keywords portion, and found some very interesting terms used by people who then stumble onto this page. What’s worse is they stick…