It's tough being an internationally acclaimed DJ. Not only are you subjected to hordes of adoring fans (not to mention big booty hoes like those found in hip hop videos) but you have to really slog it out, showcasing your talent at exotic locations all across the world. DJ's complaining effortlessly lampoons this breed of malcontent musician, highlighting their first world problems with an all knowing shake of the head.

Just look at poor Ben's indecision when it comes to selecting the right champagne cocktail. Thankfully it falls upon his loyal Twitter following to reeducate and rehabilitate him.

How else can I drink champers here? I'm bored and I'm running out of ideas. Kir royale, Bellini, bucks fizz, and original all done.