QUIZ: What Hair Color Would You Have If You Were in RCAH?

It’s your fourth year in RCAH. What are you going to do with your degree? Who the fuck knows. Although you may not understand how taking classes in the same place that you live has benefitted you, at least you’re able to express yourself artistically. You’ve learned you can dye your hair some bright-ass colors to disguise your inner suffering. The question is: what exactly is the right color for you?

Good morning! What is the first thing you see when you open your eyes?

My cute, inspirational “Quote of the Day” calendar.

My Misty body pillow.

My Mad Max: Fury Road poster.

My Abbey Road poster.

Correct!

Wrong!

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It’s time for theatre class! What’s your favorite play?

Jekyll & Hyde.

Wicked.

I don’t like plays.

I don’t know any plays.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Time to spare between classes? Looks like you’re breakin’ out that phone! What app are you using?

Facebook.

Tumblr.

Tinder.

Reddit.

Correct!

Wrong!

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It’s time for your English class! Which one of these classes do you find yourself in?

Readings in Poetry.

Readings in Children’s Literature.

Readings in Graphic Novels.

I’m not a fan of reading, honestly.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Who’s ready for their daily mental breakdown? Where’s your favorite place to cry in Sny-Phi?

The RCAH Theatre.

I’ve never been in Sny-Phi.

In my room, alone, as usual.

Literally everywhere - I have no shame.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Ah, a moment to breathe after your anxiety attack. What project are you gonna work on?

My latest cosplay.

My writing.

My yoga.

I’m just playing video games.

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The day’s just about over, and you finally get to unveil your artwork above The Gallery to all of the indifferent people below. Which one of these was yours?

Correct!

Wrong!

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Finally, the day’s over, and it’s time to unwind! What’s your favorite thing to watch on TV?