Bongo Blue:when I saw the scroll on fox news I thought it said "mutant gunmen."and I was imagining mutant gunmen til I realized it was the eyesight again.Also saw "social media" as "suicidal media."maybe this declining eyesight thing ain't so bad.Oh, and religion kills progress.

davin:Brick-House: If I had the power to snapy fingers and have all Muslims vanish from the earth. Yes I would and I would sleep well at night. And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.

We could solve another 15% by euthanizing all those people that categorize based on religious stereotype.

"It's the way these yellow Muslim devils think. It's burned into their brains. 'Kill Americans infidels. Kill, kill.' They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take 'em out and shoot 'em."

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Sock Ruh Tease:The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.

Actually, it's not that simple. Boko apparently means "non-Islamic knowledge". Pretty much anything derived or generated by non-traditional Islamic groups is sinful. Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!