Well, as far as I'm concerned, you're still the retard. All you did there was link me to a site to buy a calculator that has no mention of being able to play Mario on it. It's a graph calculator, well done. Now can you tell me how you're going to play Mario on that? No, I'll have to do it myself:

Apple TV has a 1 GHz Pentium, 256 MB RAM, & an nVidia G72M with 64MB VRAM. It should be able to comfortably push something comporable to a low-res. Quake, but it's certainly no better equipped for gaming than your average low-end laptop. That being said, it did get me to upgrade my 27-inch Sony Trinitron to a 42-inch Toshiba DLP all for an HDMI port.