IMPROPER ADVANCES
WHEN ALL A SISTA DOES IS DANCES
SOME MAY SAY SHE PRANCES
BUT THAT'S JUST HOW SHE DANCES
PROUD AND FREE SO HAPPY JUST TO
BE
THEN ALONG COMES SOME FOOL
WITH HIS HAND ON HIS TOOL
AND ALL OF HIS BLOOD RUSHING
FROM HIS GREY MATTER
REACHING AND PAWING, SCRAPIN
AND CLAWIN
AND TRYIN TO TAKE OFF THE LIL
YA ALREADY BEAR

WHERE IS THE BOUNCER, HOW DARE
THIS FOOL, THINK I AM SOMETHING
THAT HE CAN JUST USE.
OH, I PUT MYSELF OUT THERE.....
****, IF I HEAR THAT AGAIN I SWEAR!
NOW HE HAS HIS HAND IN MY HAIR.....
TRYING TO TAKE MY LIPS DOWN THERE
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO
AND HE WON'T GRAB NOBODY ELSE
WHEN I AM THROUGH
IMPROPER ADVANCES, NO SECOND
CHANCES, I SAID DON'T TOUCH
THIS IS TOO **** MUCH.....
"JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME"!

BJS(c)2001
*FICTIONALIZED CHARACTERIZATION OF AN ACTUAL ACCOUNT,
THE WRITER IS NOT THE SUBJECT! (jEEZ!)

...totally with $$RICH$$.
It's highly doubtful, he'd
have made a second advance.
And if that isn't the best way
for a lady to handle such a
situation, I don't know what
is. Thumbs up for this little
piece of reality...