37 Lessons From the Philadelphia Winter That Won’t End

I know, I know. There’s still a month left in one of the toughest winters ever. I don’t know about you, but this winter’s been pretty good for me so far. Why? Because I’ve learned a lot of new things and I want to share them with you. For example:

1. You can pretty much have your dog poop anywhere you want – it all turns into rock-like pellets that, within minutes, you can just kick it into your neighbor’s yard.

2. Forget about Twitter, WhatsApp and Facebook — some smart kid can make a boatload of money figuring out how to solve the pothole problem.

36. If you park near 16th and Locust and display your parking ticket on your dashboard that clearly shows an expiration time of 3:26 PM you will still get a parking violation with a time of 3:12 PM on it – I know this for a fact. And I just don’t have the time to fight it.

37. There are not 12 spots available in Garage C at the airport, even though that’s what their system is telling you as you pull in — Trust me.

Pretty impressive, right? And just think what more there is to learn in the month to come.