Moooooooooooooooooose Haiku

#71A grunting overhead
A flock of meeeeeeeeeeeeeese flies south
Not for the winter; just going to MoooooooooseCon

I like limericks. I like them so much that when a grade-school teacher gave our class a sheet of partially
completed poems, limericks on one side and haiku on the other, I filled out all of the limericks and only one of the
haiku. All of my completed poems concerned the adventures of a creature called the moooooooooose, whom I had just
invented.

Of course this was hilarious, partly because it ruins the meter, and partly because
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose.
Ironically, though, only the
haiku turned out to be memorable—probably because of its brevity—and moooooooose haiku later became an inside joke
among my friends. That haiku was:

Spider's web at dawn
The mooooooooooooose didn't see it
He fell down

A traditional Japanese haiku usually consists of three lines of five, seven, and five syllables, and usually
includes both a kireji, or "cutting word", and a kigo, a word that references the season.
A traditional moooooooose haiku consists of
three lines of any number of syllables, and includes the word "mooooooooooooose", which references the
mooooooooooose.