Coffee & Cigarette Break

I was reading an article recently in which Halle Berry talked about the risk she took doing that controversial sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton in “Monster’s Ball,” the gritty, graphic film for which she won the Academy Award. The scene involved naked prison guard Billy Bob and Halle having sex following … Continue reading »

I once heard someone say it is conceited to hold yourself out as an expert in anything. Label me narcissistic, but I cannot restrain myself from proudly proclaiming that I am highly skilled in hotel maid cart thievery. Once you have declared yourself an expert, however, I believe you have a solemn obligation to share some of your knowledge with … Continue reading »

ONB Tip: Free Coffee
Find a full service gas station. On your way to the restroom, locate the Mr. Coffee machine used by the mechanics. Invariably, it will be located near the back office. On average, you can rely on the "Sorry, I thought it was free coffee" line 4-5 times before being asked to never show your face again…. Continue reading »

Cafe Du Monde, New Orleans
With the sun rising and the fog clearing over the banks of the Mississippi, not much beats a cafe au lait as the city starts to come alive. Catch a riverboat, mime, fortune teller and jogger all in one glance just before you take the first creamy sip. Continue reading »

Some might think the key to Doug Flutie’s success on the football field was his superior vision, impeccable timing, or other well-honed skills. Only I know the truth: the source of his excellence is the lucky charm he took from me over twenty years ago. I don’t think the initial theft was premeditated, and once the power was unleashed, I … Continue reading »