Friday, April 02, 2010

So how's that for a Sexy Friday? Well, you get what you deserve you Habs. One win in their last six games. At the most crucial time of the year. That's fucking ugly. Over those six games, they have scored a grand total of 11 goals. And two of those were into a fucking empty net. That's even uglier.

But the most ugliest ugly this week was the fucking fans who booed Carey Price for getting a third star. Fuck you, you idiots, And fuck JM for not really giving Carey some support. That was pretty ugly too, and his bullshit "I respect the fans. They pay good dollars to be entertained and they have a right to an opinion" answer was pathetic. Stubbs got that one right. Hal Gill ripped into the fans who booed, like a real leader. JM's passive bullshit is ugly. Let's face it, things are ugly. Like a big fat ass.

But all can be redeemed with a mere win! Just one, for fuck's sake. Is that too much to ask? Let's hit the bullets to quickly set this one up, 'cause we gotta blow out of here for the long weekend:

7 PM start at the Wachovia Center, and it's on TSN. Philly ain't too hot either, losers of 8 of their last 11. I'm sure we all remember getting crushed by Philly in a home and home going into the Olympic break. At least we had Cheryl Bernard and Ashleigh McIvor to cheer us up after that. Ahh, good times. Saw Ashleigh on The Hour yesterday. Looked fabulous! Sorry, where was I?

Flyers Goal Scored By... is an awesome source of Flyers opinion. And Ryan's a decent guy. And they have an iPhone app! They're fancy;

Hot Habs - yeah right. Maybe Big Tits who has four points in his last four. And our goalies I guess;

Danny Brière has 3 points in his last 2 games. That qualifies as hot for the Flyers;

Anyone who is either supposed to put the puck in the net or play defence is cold for the Habs;

Mike Richards has a mere point in his last 5, and the Flyers have goaltending issues;

Oh look, more injuries! Little Tits is day to day with some lower-body issues, and he did not make the trip to Philly. Flyers lost their only serviceable goalie, Michael Leighton, for the rest of the season, and leading scorer Jeff Carter is out probably 'til the end of the year too;

Your starting goalie is good 'ol Jaro. Does that mean Price comes back tomorrow night in Montreal?

How about a post-game adult entertainment establishment? Head over to Cheerleaders, which is within spitting distance of the Wachovia Center. Looks classy. Bottle of Stoli only $225. Bring cash.

OK as mentioned we're outta here (to the land of the 56k modems but 50" HDTV). Be excellent to each other, and HF4 and GG will have you covered over the busy next two days. I hope to return to all lollipops and sunshine on this here corner of the interwebs. I expect to return to tar and fathers.

@ 31 - I agree. Price deserves another start. Martin is probably the worst coach in the NHL. If he would at least show some emotion he may not look as bad but there is no spark shown at the start of third periods which makes me wonder what he says at intermission if he says anything at all. Go Muller!

@ arazi - I think there is nothing you could say that would offend anyone as we are mired in this losing streak. I'll one up you. That girls ass definitely still has some shit in it.

fuck i hope to god we don't lose Price this summer, I like what some one said earlier, when Price is on his game he is scary when Halak is you can't tell and still lets in soft ones. ugh! GO YOU FUCKING HABS YOU

tsn is still mad at Max for his HFB and ray ferraroar! has yet to beat the shit out of him like he promised he would do. How a POS like ferraro still has a job is beyond me. Oh wait, he's a Habs hater. Never mind.

Did I mention that ray ferraro is a POS? No? Well ray ferraro is a POS.

Well...hate to say it but this is dejavu. Outplay them in first two periods. Make their shit goalie look like Vezina contender. Carry a weak ass lead like the shit in the girls ass in pic above into the third. Flyers get two goals walk away with two points.

Is it just me or is this team fucking boring to watch? Even I the usual optimist is getting tired of this trash.

Stop giving the MEAT of the power play to Gionta and Gomez. Fuck fuck fuck

Price is cursed. The puck would have hit off a passing buzzard & ricocheted into the net had he been playing tonight. Oh, and an obscure rule in the NHL rulebook would then be found whereby goals deflected off a buzzard automatically award a 3-0 win to the other side.

The good news is that Atlanta has a really tough road ahead of them. Then, Philly and NYR play home-home to close the season. So, one of those teams will take the other one out (unless they exchange OT wins). So, basically, we just have to hope Atlanta has some problems with the Pens and Caps and that the Phlyers and Rangers don't go into OT (better yet, just home one team wins both games in regulation). And let's not forget the Habs have 3 below playoff teams to close the season (that they've managed to lose to recently, but still).

Ah, hoping other teams lose to ensure success for your team. Nothing like being a Habs fan.

About Four Habs Fans

The Four(-ish) Habs Fans are four(-ish) Habs fans. Three are from Montreal, though one of those is now stuck in the middle of the Red Mile. The other somehow grew up a Habs fan in the middle of Ontario Cottage Country, and now lives in Hogtown. Some of them are lawyers, so they are opinionated, and may or may not be assholes.

HabsFan29 is a lifelong Montrealer who decided the Four Habs Fans' email exchanges about the Habs were just too stupidly amusing and occasionally intelligent not to share with the world. The 29 is for the greatest (only?) Goalie-lawyer-PM candidate ever. He would like his mom to know that his meth habit is overstated on this blog for comedic effect.

HabsFan4 paid tribute to one of the finest gentlemen to ever don a Canadiens sweater. His legacy as one of the pioneers of the Gangsta Rap movement has always been understated. His Jaro posts will be recalled fondly by all.

HabsFanForever33 aka Panger is a Montrealer in Exile currently residing mere blocks from the Red Mile, yet whose passion for all things Canadiens has only embiggened with distance. HFF33 worships at the altar of St. Patrick. Panger still gets chills recalling the moment he met the greatest goal-scorer of all time, The Rocket. HFF33 is a life-long Habs fan, except during the Houle-Tremblay Era, when Le Club de Hockey Canadiens was dead to Panger.

HabsFan10 grew up watching Le Demon Blond on Radio-Canada with his unilingual English Dad in a WASPy little town in Maple Leafs country, at least until the playoffs each year, when he got to hear Danny Gallivan and Dick Irvin because the Leafs played on opposite nights (if they made the playoffs at all). Rick Middleton and Cam Neely sometimes haunt his dreams. He thinks Thurso, Quebec should be declared a national historical site. If you aren't sure what the 10 in HF10 stands for, you're on the wrong site, buster.

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moeman born in l'Estie'd'Québec, was baptized Maurice because well his Mom, seeing his beautiful dark locks and glaring eyes knew he'd need a namesake, actually it was his Mon Oncle Yvon that CHristened his Habstism, deep in central Ontario no less. He took life's circuitous route and blessed his own son with the name Patrick in 1993. He also has a gorgeous daughter but she's a Sens fan, so, meh. moeman loves women, wine, song, women, Habs, his kids, women, iOS Apps, hockey blogging women and women. His other passion, he hates the leaf. He also loves women.