You people are nuts! Any logical normal parent would realize and appreciate the lessons taught to children through Barney. You people have nothing better to do than to sit around and hate a ficticious character that teaches young children to share and to be polite to others, as well as teaching them the alphabet and numbers. Get a life and use your voices to oppose other causes such as war or outsourcing!

And you're a troll. So?_________________CATULLUS: Of course. This way people can call Caesar “Commander Cocksucker” out loud and it’s okay, because they’re not the ones calling Caesar a cocksucker, they’re just quoting that wacky Catullus. I can’t help it if I’m the voice of the people.

Oh damn, our horribly large volumes of output of late have made it obvious that none of us care about anything else or have anything going on in our lives! God, of course, spreading an average of around 2 posts per day between a bit more than a dozen people... all of us are clearly devoting most of their waking time to this. We'll just have to artificially post less often to make it *seem* like we might be trying to do other things or carry on lives. Or, wait, I've seen the light... instead of occasionally using my free time to write pieces of fiction, I'll do the patriotic thing and watch TV or drink beer or something! Thank you, oh person who went out of their way to post in a low-traffic message board to try to convince its denizens that they're wasting their time, your well reasoned arguments (no doubt after much research into our justifications behind real life issues with the show, and with complete knowledge of the community's main status as a shared fiction writing environment) have swayed me and have truly changed my life._________________Veni, Vidi, Gallinas Praestigias Egi. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

i can assure you all that my 2.5 year old won't be watching the same crap that was used to torture iraqi insurgents at al-qa'im

(mind you, they reckon the "i love you" song was a cover for subliminal frequencies that affect brain function... though who's to say they don't build those frequencies into the actual tv broadcasting? and in any case, that bloody song in itself is torture enough!)