Inflatable Treasure Chest Cooler

All aboard, mates! We know that Pirates mania is sweeping the world right now as Johnny Depp reprises his role as Captain Jack Sparrow, so what better way to usher in this spanking new iteration of the movie franchise than with a little bit of pirate gear of your own? As we all know, pirates have a reason for being a terror across the seven seas – they want to plunder as much treasure as possible, and where there be treasure, there lies a treasure chest that holds untold riches. These days, however, you can’t really go about as you please since there are international water boundaries to adhere to, not to mention the presence of the marine police.

Enter the $27.99 Inflatable Treasure Chest Cooler, where it looks as though it holds treasures which will make your bank account super fat – but upon opening it, you will be met with a very, very cold secret. Since this is a cooler, the main function of this puppy would be to keep its contents nice and cool, and all of your favorite beverages (alcoholic or not) will be stashed away in something that should hold nothing but rum…

The most precious booty lies in that there Chest matey. All the gold and silver cans and precious sparkling ice your heart can set sail upon. When you crack a peek into this Treasure Chest you’ll be completely taken back by all that you can store deep within. Simply pull the compact item out of your bag, inflate and whoosh! You’ve got a giant Ice Chest to make Davy Jones’ green(er) with envy. It inflates to about 2 feet wide and 17 inches tall! Not to mention, it’s fully inflatable and durable enough to face the seven seas. Everyone will want to know your secrets and how you found the map. Just tell them a little bird told you where this treasure was… a “Stupid”, little Bird.