WHEN THREATS FAIL...I TURN MY BACK 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IT AIN'T THERE!!

EXCELLENT NEWSMY PEEPS MET WITH THE MAN WHO WILLBE IN CHARGE OF THE ESTATE SALE AT MY GRAND PEEP'S HOUSE.MOM WAS THRILLED TO LEARN HE ALSO INCLUDES CLOTHESIN THE SALE.(MOM THOUGHT SHE HAD ANOTHER WEEK'S WORK CLEANING OUT CLOSETS)

BREAKING NEWSBEGINNING TODAYMOM AND I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF WE MISSVISITING ANYONE OVER THE NEXT MONTH OR SO.MOM IS IN THE PROCESS OF PREPARING MY GRANDPEEPS HOME FOR SEVERAL UPCOMINGEVENTS (estate sale, repairs) and finally PUTTING IT UP FOR SALE.THE TARGET DATE FOR IT TO HIT THE MARKETIS NOVEMBER 1.

WHO ADD FIBER TO THEIR DIET BY DOING THIS...IN FACT MILKY-WAY (THE ONE WHO CAME BEFORE ME)

Was a world champion TP eater

However, up until this very day

mom had never seen me partake. It was mine and Dad's secret...

The screeching was getting on my last nerve

and messing up my digestion

it was time to seek comfort from Dad

the screeching continued followed by

how long has SHE (she being me)

been doing that?

Dad said WHAT?

MOM SAID

DON'T TELL ME YOU CANNOT SEE

DAD AND I HAVE LEARNED WHEN MOM IS

RANTING AND RAVING IT IS BEST TO BE MUM!!

Mom here: Words cannot express just how shocked I was to learn my dear husband of 43.5 years and my beloved DIPc (Diva Island Princess Cat) and Mayoress of Blogville have been keeping secrets from me!!! Demerits will be issued!!!