comebacks for everything

Do you have a friend who takes you for granted or makes mean comments to you for no reason? You haven’t done anything to provoke the situation, yet the person enjoys getting digs in at you.

Sometimes you just have to let someone know that their behaviour is not OK. You may not want to confront them directly or join in their drama and start a war either.

If you want to be the bigger person, try these comebacks and don’t get caught up in any drama. Let the individual know that they can’t mess with your feelings or take you for granted.

Top ten witty comebacks that aren’t mean

It’s funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say.

And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?

I’ve been called worse by better.

I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.

If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.

Where’s your off button?

Judging another person does not define who they are…it defines who you are.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of ChapStick.

Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!

I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.

Justin Bieber has to put up with a lot of annoying situations and people every single day

Justin Bieber, Via Wikpedia By Lou Stejskal

Whether you love him or hate him Justin Beiber has to put up with a lot in his day to day life. He is just trying to go about his day and he is hunted by paparazzi, stalked by fans and people taking his photo on their phones as he walks down the street.

Justin gets slammed on social media for his health fad, lip sinking, his religion and who he hangs out with. When you think about it, Justin must have the patience of a saint. He seems to do a pretty good job of handling himself considering everything he has to put up with.

Maybe Justin should use a few of the comebacks below as well.

Screw the haters who have nothing better to do than make fun of people who are brave enough to put themselves out there. – Justin Bieber

Everybody gets grumpy from time to time. We all have off days. If your husband has been in a continuous bad, sulky mood, it can be tiring to be around that kind of energy. Nobody wants to walk around on eggshells to ensure they don’t upset the grump in the living room.

Perhaps your husband is stressed about something and doesn’t like to share his worries. Some men internalize their problems instead of talking to others about what is going on. Some folks like to blame everyone else for their problems instead of accepting their part in the situation.

Is your husband moody with you and nice to everyone else that he comes into contact with? If he is grumpy with you and warm and fuzzy on the phone to friends, then you need to have a conversation about what is going on.

Melody’s husband overreacted to little things and spazzed about them if he was in a bad mood. If she was having a conversation with him and made a comment, he would get annoyed and say he was being interrupted. He never got the memo that a conversation is supposed to be like a game of tennis instead of bowling. He never showed this annoying behaviour with anyone outside of his immediate family.

If you get tired of his grumpy attitude, here are a few zingers you can use to let him know. These are best said in a joking way and with a smile. If you’re lucky, maybe he’ll even get his own dinner tonight!

Top ten snappy comebacks for grumpy husbands

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…you’re one of them.

I am not a nag. I am a motivational speaker.

Let me know when you are off your man period.

I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.

You treat me like your bitch and then you wonder when I act like one.

Your dinner is in the recipe book page 22. And the ingredients are at the store.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week a month and doesn’t die.

Both of us can’t look good at the same time. It’s either me or the house.

When you have gone through a breakup, it is necessary to cut off communication with your ex to help yourself heal and process the end of the relationship.

For a lot of women, running into your ex is a nightmare. It can be overwhelming and even worse if you are not looking your best.

What will you say the next time you run into your ex, or he calls you and takes you by surprise? Your heart may start racing or pounding loudly as you hear their voice for the first time in a while.

Not all relationships end well. In fact, often things end badly. Whatever happened, running into your ex can be awkward and make you feel uncomfortable, especially if they treated you poorly.

If you want to let your ex know that you have moved on and don’t care, use one of our snappy comebacks.

The funny thing is when you treat them mean; sometimes it keeps them keen. Some people are just attracted to people who aren’t available.

Top ten sarcastic relationship comebacks for your Ex

I don’t make mistakes I date them.

Ex means: thanks for the EXperience, our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.

Yes, I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered why?

I’m not really a bitch. I just play one in your life.

I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Taking your ex back is like going to a garage sale and buying back your own crap!

I used to be f*cking stupid. But then I dumped him.

What I like best about our relationship is your no longer in it.

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I am sure Gwen Stefani has a few things she would like to say to Cheater Gavin Rossdale

Gwen Stefani, Wikipedia

Gwen Stefani found out that Gavin had been cheating on her for three years with the family nanny. The singer found explicit texts between the nanny and Gavin on the family iPad. Yeah, just what you want your kids to find on the family device, nude pictures of the nanny.

When someone tells you that they don’t’ care, they are basically saying that they are not interested in the topic you are discussing and it is basically not relevant to them. They are telling you to either change the subject or shut up.

If they are a smart ass teenager, they will probably say, “I don’t care!” with attitude and contempt. If you are talking about a trivial conversation like what’s for dinner it’s not a big deal. If you are talking about a subject that is pretty important to you, it is really offensive to hear someone tell you that they don’t care.

Actions actually speak louder than words, you can always tell what people think of you by their actions towards you. Whenever someone is a jerk to me I always think I have less obligation towards them. I don’t have to be polite and listen to them warble on about rubbish anymore.

How you answer depends on who says it to you, and how they say it.We have some great snarky comebacks to stop them in their tracks. Let us know what you think and vote for the best answer from the poll below.

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Do not summon my inner bitch. She doesn't play nice.

I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likeable!

Urban Dictionary defines denial as, “What you are accused of being in when whenever you contradict a baseless claim made by an idiot who couldn’t otherwise win a debate against a Cheeto.”

It is always shocking to hear negative feedback, whether it’s true or not. Maybe you are a little in denial about the last ten pounds of weight you’re carrying or perhaps your boyfriend does act like a jerk at times. We all have things we would rather not face about ourselves and our life.

Before you freak out about what someone says to you, take a look at the source of the feedback. If they are a bit of a moron, take their criticism with a pinch of salt. Their perceptions of you may be way off base.

Next time you are told you are in denial, use one of the clever comebacks below to stop your accuser in their tracks.

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I'm not in denial. I am just very selective about the reality that I accept.