Knicks sign wrong ‘Kato’ in Gigantic Garden Goof

The Isiah Thomas debacle reached epic proportions Thursday after signing the wrong ‘Kato’ to a 1-year guaranteed contract. Instead of acquiring Kelvin Cato, the 6’11" uninspired center with a crappy work ethic, Knicks execs and coaches were baffled to find Kato Kaelin walking onto the practice court this morning in Greenburgh, NY. They did mention, however, that his hair looked glorious.