Dear person I will never meet and whose identity will likely forever be a mystery,

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for being the first to ever buy a piece of my work on any website and in any venue! This is a little experiment / adventure for me: seeing if anything I have to offer is worth anyone's while. And you have shown me that it is! So thank you so much!

And thank you also to the person who purchased the iPhone case! I can't tell you how excited I am to know someone, somewhere, is talking on a phone with my photo on the cover!