Wife : Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how should the RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? And what should be the role of finance ministry in controlling inward foreign remittances???

Arun Jaitley (after few seconds silence) :

Daal chawal khaye hain..... Dahi aur salad bhi tha.........

Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the
attack on the Pentagon:

'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But
in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have
copies of
everything.'

George Bush in a School

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.

After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob".

"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they
will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him
what his name is. "Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And Fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express
my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,
such great
bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with
that..

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America
now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

The British PM and the US President are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman,
'Isn't that The British PM and the US President?'

The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy
walks
over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys
doing?'

The British PM says, 'We're planning world war
3'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to
happen?'

And the US President says, 'Well, we're going to kill
14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle
repairman.'

And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!
!'

The British PM turns to US President and says, 'See, I told you
no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!'

Politicians
on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?

A: Problem....

Q: What do you call 10 Politicians on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100 Politicians on the
moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call ALL the Politicians on the
moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds
in killing the
dog and saving the girl's life..

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
'You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
newspapers:

'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little
girl'.

The man says: 'But I am not a New
Yorker!'

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the
morning:

'Brave American saves life of little girl' the
policeman answers.

'But I am not an American!' - says
the man.. Oh, what are you then?'

The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'

The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills
innocent American dog