After a long day on the private equity treadmill and a short evening downing uncountable measures of cognac, 58-year-old businessman Hywel finds the stairs outside West Malling rail station a tad confusing. Witness a fall down the flights that’s a great deal of amusement for the observer and a great deal of pain for poor old Hywel. Let’s hope he made it in one piece home to the long-suffering missus.