Zagat Reviews Of Your Drunk Food

Dollar Slice

A hit all around because it merely expenses ” a dollar “ strong> and is nearly impressive with how much top-notch petroleum and grease oozes through the ” 37 napkins you grabbed “ strong> and all over your clothes.

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a Spoonful of peanut butter because you havent PURCHASED groceries that werent Alcohol in three weeks

Considered upmarket stylish because its organic ; while emphatically offering fancy takes on the traditional drunkard food route, definitely not a bargain because you will be vastly hungover the next morning.

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Cheese fries

Insanely good and cheap but offset by the fact that you will inevitably throw it all up in less than an hour wait .” strong>

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Mozzarella Sticks

If you can take the heat then you will definitely start devouring these before the takeout guy has even left your front door. A nighttime revelation that offers an awesome combining of deep-fried cheese that you will probably not be able to finish before ” passing out in bunk with all of the ignites on .” strong>

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Your roommates food

For those with adventurous palates searching unusual bowls , strong> definitely go for whatever is on your roommates back of the kitchen. Outstanding specialities including her leftover takeout from a week ago and cereal she bought at Costco four months ago .” strong>

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Handfuls of shredded cheese directly out of the bag

Fans praise the authenticity of standing barefoot next to your refrigerator in serene stillnes as you stare blankly at the seasoning shelf and pull handfuls of shredded cheese out of the bag with moderate speed as you blatantly ignore your roommate crying on the bathroom floor.

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Cold cuts

Proving that cold cuts are not restricted to decadent sandwiches, an unbeatable selection for a late-night orgy would be just < strong> shoveling cold meat directly into your mouth oh-so-worth-it !” strong>

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Any Kind Of Fast Food

Ideal for when you need to satisfy whatever you crave . strong> From the illustrious cuisine of Taco Bell to the more sane alternative of McDonalds, fast food is an historically abysmal meat alternative for 3AM.