Dapper Dan's Explorer Cautionaries

Description

These antique cautionaries have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Lakes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the river up close without the convenience of a motor!

Touring Tips

If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.

After pillaging this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.

Guest Alerts

For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, or romantic, brain, tongue, lycanthropic, ankle, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.

This attraction may become addictive.

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