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Hollywood has always been a sandbox, but now there are a bunch of actual kids playing in it: tiny surfer boys with far-out names like Zuma, seemingly sweet little girls toting burn books, a modern day Brady Bunch of international jet-setters…you name it, Tinsel Town’s got it. There was a time in which only a rare breed of celebrity would allow herself to develop a giant belly with matching cankles, but times, they have certainly changed, and pregnancy has become rather trendy (well, except if you’re a teenager) in the 21st century. Even much of our own reporting centers around the spawn of MTV, especially one particularly adorable child named Lorenzo LaValle.

Nicole Polizzi’s pregnancy completely changed the direction of our network’s biggest recent hit, “Jersey Shore,” as well as our own blog editorial, and truthfully, it’s been a welcome diversion from the usual subject matter of wild partying and promiscuity. Nicole’s a really good mom, as shown each week on “Snooki & JWOWW,” and that’s why we’ve called on her to be our first-ever celebrity baby correspondent!

Snooki’s Celebaby Report will feature ongoing updates from the guidette on everything from Kimye’s designer nursery to Will and Kate’s royal birth announcement. Her first order of business? Congratulating Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose, who welcomed a baby boy into the world on February 21, and providing tips she’s picked up herself during the first few months of motherhood. Sebastian “The Bash” Taylor Thomaz is gonna be one cool kid, but this advice from Snooks will ensure that his parents keep their cool while learning how to care for their very own mini-me. Check it out: