DeadEyeDave wrote: OH! the hotdogs with cheese in them! AWESOME! i love it when you bite into the one end and the molten lava cheese squirts out the other end onto your shirt, like the hotdog loves you so much for eating it that it gets excited and drops it's little cheesy load on your awaiting sleeve.

Actually (and I think most of the ladies'll agree with me here on this one) it's how you use your tongue. And after that, you have free reign for yourself. No matter what the size of the...er, spaghetti. Am I not correct?

"In the end all things betray you. Honor. Ideals. Heroism. Allies. Comrades. Lovers. Your eyes. Your limbs. Your heart. And in the end, you betray yourself. And that is the greatest betrayal of all."

DeadEyeDave wrote:Wow, this thread is still here....i thought my last post would have gotten it removed...

Why? If lying on the interweb was grounds for having posts removed, there'd be a lot of empty boards, wouldn't there?

~ YantriThe most futile thing in this world is any attempt, perhaps, at exact definition of character. All individuals are a bundle of contradictions -- none more so than the most capable. -Theodore Dreiser, author (1871-1945)_________________

DeadEyeDave wrote:Wow, this thread is still here....i thought my last post would have gotten it removed...

Why? If lying on the interweb was grounds for having posts removed, there'd be a lot of empty boards, wouldn't there?

Uhhhh, shoulda put this disclaimer in a long time ago, but

don't look at this post sis....

yeah, okay....dude, it's true that no matter how big it is, you gotta have game to use it....just walking up to a girl in a bar and saying i have a baseball bat here, well, it hasn't been working for me...

i'll tell you, one of the best feelings i ever had. I was working at a retirement community as a cook 5 or so years ago, and i got with one of the CNA's. She had a big mouth and told all the other girls about me....i was like the king of that place after that....so when they say C size don't matter, it's not true, it can't be. because most of them girls didn't look at me twice before they heard about what DED was packin...