One old man with Donegal's only dial-up, and five 14-yo pimply virgins...

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Maybe not a joke - the Garda busted a RIRA "training camp" in the Republic a few years ago. AFAIR half the "volunteers" they caught there were pimply 14-yo boys who crapped themselves and blubbed like babies when they realised that they'd been nicked.