Gamers, heads up: Assassin’s Creed: The Moviewill be showing in theaters on December 2016. That’s more than a year away from the film’s original August 2015 release date, but we’re willing to wait as long as the adaptation’s worth it!

Like the rest of us mere mortals, Jimmy Fallon didn’t think he’ll have a chance with a woman of Nicole Kidman's caliber. However, during an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Nicole revealed that she actually tried to date him years ago. Wait, what?

Blake Lively gave birth to a baby girl sometime last month, making her the latest addition to Hollywood’s hot momma club. With her and Ryan Reynolds’s genes, we bet our month’s salary that this kid is gonna be a stunner.

If you’ve ever made a girl squirt, then congrats: Your superb bedroom skills just made your lady pee. It may not look or smell (or taste) like it, but that fluid is really fresh-from-the-bladder urine. So…yeah.

How many balls does it take to change a lightbulb on top of a 1,500-feet TV antenna in the middle of nowhere? Answer: Two, but they’ve got to be damn huge.