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MINDSET SHIFT: EMPLOYEE TO ENTREPRENEUR

BY JAMES OH

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Have a good laugh

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS to release Stress

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.Teacher: Why?Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?Ted : $10.Teacher : You don't know maths.Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.David : Yes, mum?Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8Father : So?Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.Daughter : It's mummy!Father : How do you know?Daughter : She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes DearGirl: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?Boy: As old as meMan: How can that be?Boy: He became a father only when I was born

A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'Only one hand shot up.'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

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