One turn of the head and Tori’s fug face could break all those camera lenses. Actually, she doesn’t look that bad. It took a few vodka snorts for me to type that. Being knocked up is doing wonders for Tori’s looks. The huge bump distracts from the face that could kill bats.

Tori and creepy Dean attended her baby shower yesterday and of course it was filmed for TV. If she films her baby delivery, I will break-up with my TV forever. There aren’t enough blurry boxes in the world to cover up all that fug.

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