im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here

Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"

anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)

my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.

i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it

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_______________________________________Never Trust A Man Who Does Not Make All Of His Picks

im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here

Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"

anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)

my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.

i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it