Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

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yeah, except, he ahs to do it as a fugative. and also, mo's son's father is actually the guy who killed mo who killed her because of some reason that i can't think of right now. and when you find the son, he's reluctant to help you and doesn't believe mo's dead. but sooner or later you convince him and he helps you find his father who he thinks can help and neither of you know that he's the one who killed mo. and his father just so happens to be Ripburgers son who is after the corley Motors Empire so he can make Mini Vans which are actually hi tech vans that can smuggle weapons into the country undetected to sell to a hoverbike company who is planning to start a full out war against the motor bikers of america in order to get rid of wheeled bikes, and bring in hover bikes. and then the ending, motor bikers versus hover bikers, who will win?

of course, for that to happen, mo would have to die, and we wouldn't want that now would we?

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

Originally posted by Neil Joshi ...son, he's reluctant to help you and doesn't believe mo's dead. but sooner or later you convince him...

... by going to the graveyard at night (startling a few bats that hang head down at the gate) and then using the shovel with the grave (not the one reading "No man commanded Jean. Not on land, and not on water. Jean did whatever he did please, Until he kissed the gunner's daughter.", that's Jean's grave) to get her bones as proof.

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and when he retieves the bone, he holds it above his head in triumph as lightning strikes and his pants fall down. and then her son says something like "i'd swear on my mothers graves something weird is hapening. yeah, we've all hear that story

Originally posted by Neil Joshi yeah, except, he ahs to do it as a fugative. and also, mo's son's father is actually the guy who killed mo who killed her because of some reason that i can't think of right now. and when you find the son, he's reluctant to help you and doesn't believe mo's dead. but sooner or later you convince him and he helps you find his father who he thinks can help and neither of you know that he's the one who killed mo. and his father just so happens to be Ripburgers son who is after the corley Motors Empire so he can make Mini Vans which are actually hi tech vans that can smuggle weapons into the country undetected to sell to a hoverbike company who is planning to start a full out war against the motor bikers of america in order to get rid of wheeled bikes, and bring in hover bikes. and then the ending, motor bikers versus hover bikers, who will win?

of course, for that to happen, mo would have to die, and we wouldn't want that now would we?

here have a glass of water for your throat

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

Originally posted by young_zev I think FT2 should set up the story for FT3.
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GREAT IDEA

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

Thinking about it, the bikers already have the figure of Gorillas. It could be a little like Planet Of The Apes. You wouldn't see their faces. In the into they would only ride their bikes and then -bam- you see Ben is an ape!

Originally posted by Alien426 Gorillas! One could even wear Ben's jacket.

Thinking about it, the bikers already have the figure of Gorillas. It could be a little like Planet Of The Apes. You wouldn't see their faces. In the into they would only ride their bikes and then -bam- you see Ben is an ape!

cant imagine that in the opening credits

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

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firstly, no gorillas, cause that's just stupid, and 2, lets not get ahead of ourselves and start thinking about full throttle 3, b4 we even see FTII (or shall we forget the sompsons with there little Karate Kid 14 joke, boy did that backfire on them)