‘Mammifieds’

2) Recently had your first child and none of your friends have one yet?

3) You’ve agreed to look after your grandkids and everyone else you know is off having a relaxing retirement in Portugal?

4) Don’t feel like singing ‘Five Little Ducks’ with a herd of strangers – who, chances are, would probably prefer to be quietly quaffing their own bodyweight in daycent coffee instead too? Or maybe they’d like to go for a walk, or to a playground, or to the beach, or to someone else’s gaff – any where really as long as there was a chance of adult conversation?

Irrespective of your situation, let’s assume you’re feeling increasingly isolated (we’ve all been there). So feel free to drop us a line and we’ll hook you up with likeminded souls in your area.

Think of it as a really shit version of Tinder, but for parents, grandparents, childminders, and everyone in between.