I Am Shaqueeter

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives, already in progress.

Also, on the soccer front... I don't condone Zizou's headbutting, but Marco Materazzi is the dumbest schmuck on the planet if he thinks anyone will buy his excuse of "I don't even know what an Islamic terrorist is." (Official consensus right now is that Materazzi said "your mother is a terrorist whore," referencing Zidane's dying mom and thus provoking the cranial assault. Kinda harsh.)