repeatedly slap the left side of their chests – which stimulates hormones on that side of the body. As a result, breasts start to grow

See what you can learn if you RTFA? If guns had already been banned, you likely wouldn't have that critical information._________________lolgov. 'cause where we're going, you don't have civil liberties.

Apparently there has been widespread belief in Thailand (among other primitive cultures) that slapping tits makes them grow. Rumor has it the Thai government paid for a study to disprove this once and for all, and unexpectedly found there's some truth to it.

I'd say that's why these young German guys who have obviously bruised their chests have all gone to see the doctor about mammary "growths" like stupid little lemmings, and why some quack doctor who is probably making money somehow off this fad is taking advantage of the situation (as are our opportunistic, sensationalist, so-called "journalists", who are dragging us all into idiocracy)._________________Deja Moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before