What is it all about? I still don't know.

While you may think it impossible, I do carry myself like "most" other men. I have a switch though, and if you can find it, the world will be OUR oyster. I hope you like oysters, because your going to need them!
So, if you haven't guessed it by now, my video"s are not scripted or rehearsed, DUH! While some are better than others, others are worse than many.
To some they are a portal into eroticism, to many, a waste of time. Personally, they are the means which I have chosen to express myself. Allowing me to become someone else; for at least the length of a song, or to pose a bit for some stills.
And let me tell you, during those few minutes; Damn! but I feel hot and sexy!
So I present to you my alter ego.
Unfortunately, I have kept her locked up, for oh so many years, that she has never been given a proper name.
And let me tell you; the magnitude which she hath made herself known to me, has in-fact, left me both "Dazed and Confused".
Anyhow, thanks for stopping by, do some window shopping, and if you see something you like, take it home at no charge. Because not only am I easy, I am also cheap.
Me
PS - BTW: All of my videos were shot between my 45th and 46th birthday. I love you all DNC.

Turn Ons

Smooth skin, on any part of your body!

Turn Offs

Not being petted properly

Movies

Any movie Quentin Tarantino approves of.

Hobbies

I think we all know what my hobby is.

Music

80's and 90's (this isn't a plug, but if you want to know what music I like, simply watch a few of my videos)

Books

Fantasy novels (and basically any book which will allow me to escape from reality)

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