Exactly what it says on the tin.

YSaC, Vol. 1414: The Inlay of the Inland

"Inlaid" is just sort of a classy word, don't you think? It brings to mind elegant furniture, inlaid with exotic woods. The sort of thing you'd see in a museum of design. You picture inlays of lapis lazuli, mother-of-pearl, mirepoix, and other fancy-shmancy words that you can't quite remember if they're food or not.

Coffee Table inlaid with Pornography - $20

I made this table and covered it with pictures from Sports Illustrated, Playboy, and other assorted magazines. It is not explicit or tasteless (but there are a lot of tits), and it is accented by bright bits of paper, and other shiny metallic bits. The whole thing is very colorful. The table itself is very very sturdy. Honestly, tits aside, it is the nicest coffee table I've come across in a college house. It's about 5 feet long and a little over a foot high, perfect for in front of a 3-4 person couch.

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Right. Well there goes one of my cherished linguistic notions destroyed. "Inlaid" is no longer a classy word. On the other hand, I'm going to HAVE to come up with a good situation to work "tits aside," into a conversation.

Oh, I saw the phrase, I was just wondering why our tufted friends needed corraling to one side. I mean, really, they are much more pleasant when centrally located in the pectoral region in my experience.
Oh, look, a corner . . .

This is a wonderful addition to the YSaC lounge and will supply hours of conversation and amusement. (Who's up for a spirited game of connect the nipples dots?) We needed something new and shiny. I, quite frankly, was running out of things to say about IR's lederhosen hanging from the ceiling fan.

Frat boy arts and crafts had always been my favorite college course. And tits aside, have you seen my Keystone Light and the glue sticks? I've get some decoupaging to do! Plus, tits aside, if you hadn't heard, glitter is the herpes of the craft world.

Seriously, though, tits aside, this reminds me of our old college coffee table, a lovely piece from Ikea that we dubbed (use your movie announcer voice here) "The Coffee Table of Liberal Opinions!" upon which we placed every free ridiculous liberal sticker we could find. Had I known there was a market for such a thing, I would have pasted some tits on it and sold it on CL instead of throwing it out my apartment window in the middle of the night to see it explode in a blaze of glory.