DECISIONS, DECISIONS

Dean ide, email

AN EXECUTIVE was in a quandary: To cut costs, he had to fire one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people: Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: “Debra, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.”

Debra replied: “Could you jack off, then? I have a terrible headache.”