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In what can only be one of the more bizarre cases against a famed music mogul, a woman in Los Angeles has slapped Diddy for a $1 trillion lawsuit, claiming that he fathered her child and was somehow responsible for the 9/11 attacks.

But that's not all. Turks also claimed that Diddy injured her children. “[They] knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down,” wrote Turks in the court papers. She's asking for $900 billion in child support (the final $100 billion is for a “loss of income”).

And still, the saga continues. Turks claimed that she and the 41-year-old Sean Combs once went out, and that they have a child together, 23-year-old Cornelius Wilson.

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The complaint goes on to read that Diddy stole a poker chip worth “100 zillions of dollars.”

A hearing is set for January 31st, though a Los Angeles judge refused to grant Turks a restraining order against Diddy. If this isn't inspiration for the next big song, we don't know what is.