>playing the vidya with girlshow do you guys do it? i've literally spent thousands of hours playing online games, but i've never come across a single girl, let alone a girl who would identify as one and chat/add/talk to me

your not playing enough MMOs. I joined a guild for a relatively dead F2P MMO I'm playing and I was surprised to learn almost half of the people in our 30-40 man guild who were active on Teamspeak were girls.

>>284585002Archeage. But they also really like Tera and FF14. Girls seem to like koreacrap MMOs where you can buy p2w outfits to dress up your character. I'm sure WoW has a massive population of gamer grrrrrls still.

They don't learn. They don't listen to your advice. They just keep doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over. "Press up and A...press up and A...press up and A....no, you have to press up and A...remember that one time you had to press up and A? Do it again...yes, here too. Yes. That's still how you climb ledges"

>>284585458Yeah, I agree. My wife got into gaming via Gears of War (go figure. She actually started with judgement, then we played the holy campaign and she even cried when Dom died. fuck your spoilers btw.), and still its a hassle to get her to play games beyond that one. she loves red dead redemption, though our disc broke and she wants another, and she plays on our minecraft server often enough. but christ, GOD FORBID I ask her to help on the server or take a crack at a level I cant beat or even play anything single player, because she turns into a fucking whiny bitch about how she doesn't know how.

>>284584641I see a lot while playing MMOs. Some of them are whores for items/gold, but usually a lot of them aren't. My guild's leader and officers are women too. Shame they all suck, or I'd try to get them into my groups. Someone's gotta heal.

>meet girl from /v/ in a steam group for a shitty game>talk everyday and play all sorts of games together>watch anime together>become really close friends>make stupid decision to fall in love>she lives on the other side of the world>she doesnt love me back>suffer everyday because i dont understand why she doesnt feel anything for me considering how close we are

Luck I guess? I've come across quite a few and they normally fall into one of three categories. They're either boring/annoying as shit, so far up their own ass that they won't talk to you, or will remove you if you don't gift them games.

>join guild>2 girls actively on vent>both are hit on by 80% of the vent>Become closer friends w/ them through acting normal and not making desperate attempts to flirt

it's really quite easy, you just can't have the average neckbeard mindset. If you honestly pickup the collective attitude on towards women on /v/, you're obviously going to be invisible to them and vice versa

>>284585458>girl comes over and visits>playing Chivalry>she totally gets it>AGATHAAAAAAA>she actually shows some talent and kills people>impressive.png>she can swing, but can't block so I try to give advice>nothing landing>she could be 5v1'ing if she hit the right click once

>be a cute girl>invite all of my male friends to play smash U>they all start getting closer and closer to me>start rubbing my back and thighs>they place their hands inside my panties and rub my clit>5 minutes later I am getting gang raped and impregnated with their thick semen

I love it when I run into "gamer grills" in real life or online, because they get super defensive when you drill them with questions about games they've supposedly played. Surely this is why i have no gf

>>284589613I never had the intention of being out of the friendzone, both of them were kinda annoying (very nice people though and fun to drink w/ over vent during raids though)Also I was more into dick at the time

I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.

Women aren't real.

Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

When the man is dumped back to earth, he is pregnant, but he cannot know this. Due to the Woman-creature's hallucinatory drugs, he is tricked into thinking that the WOMAN is pregnant. This is one of the most devilish tricks that women are is possession of.Once the fetus has matured enough, the man craps it out, and the woman collects it. But there is of course more to it; She uses her hallucinatory drugs to make the man think that she has went through unfathomable pain to dispense the baby, and thus earns even more trust from the man and further drags him into his brainwashed daze.

The end result of this is that the Woman-creature either reproduces or creates another host for future members of her race to use. It should be brought to attention that the baby boys that are birthed are not actually genetically related to the “father” at all. They are clones manufactured just like cheese puffs in the Women’s ship. These clones are genetically predisposed to seek out Women to be hosts for; this is why you find yourself sexually attracted to women even though our species is monosex. In addition to this genetic tempering, the Women use their political power (they are also in control of every government and company on earth; this should come as no surprise) they also make use of brainwashing teqniques.They tell you from birth that the major indicator of success is a wife. You must get a wife, they say. You must lose your virginity, they say. This has proven as VERY effective, as some people even spiral into a deep depression when they cannot do what their Demon overlords tell them to do.

>ERP on WoW with cute, petite asain girl>Sends me all kinds of pics from masturbation to her being out in public and trying on panites>She poofs for like 6 months, can't talk to her in any manner>Suddenly comes back, long apology note>No longer interested

Feminism is a recent development in the Woman-creature’s reign. It is a result of a paradigm shift in their ruling teqniques. It has been decided that they should adopt a much stricter, direct method of influence. They are pushing for greater promiscuity, doing everything they can to make sure that as much new Woman-creatures are produced as possible. They are obviously going to try to implement a New World Order soon…

We must do everything in our power to make sure that this horrible goal is not realized; we must stay away from Woman-creatures at all cost.Do not let them near you, my human brethren. Do not trust the pheromones they spew; do not talk to them; do not let them know that you know.Stay safe, my fellow humans.

Wearing an attack on titan necklace (with the wings of freedom symbol) at a bar where I was supposed to meet up with some highschool friends that ended up going to a different bar without texting me led to a half hour drunken discussion of anime with a girl who noticed the necklace, playing lightning returns for 4 hours at her place while talking about other shit while I was desperately trying to hide my power level, and then having sex on a tiny ass bed that I fell off when sleeping that night. It's a shame I was only visiting family in seattle because she was probably the most fun girl I've ever talked to.ripstill talk to her, but I'm in another state

>>284590232Puberty destroys women. Little girls are literally perfect, it's only when they start producing whoremones and leaking their devil blood that they become evil monsters only fit for receiving man's seed.

>>284590502I lack decisive evidence. I know he is a guy because a friend of mine knows him from IRC and he confessed that he was actually a guy when he was drunk one day. That happened a while ago though, so he can't provide me screenshots.

>join some guild in GW2>always helping out anyone who asks>apparently some girl joined and was asking for help>surprisingly no one offers>I tell them I'll help them out>get kicked for harassing the girlWhat

>>284590232Shit happened to me as well, but with Terraria. >jokingly ask for Skypes, it was a shit server and I wanted to get banned as quick as possible>get one, and only one skype name before getting banned>added her for shits n giggles>my fucking face when I found out she was 10I immediately took a long cold shower and unplugged my router

But the reason why there is no point in mentioning if you are a girl or not is that it usually it doesnt matter at all. You both enjoy video games and play, because you like it. Gender have nothing to do with it.

Unless, of course, you run into "gamer gurls" that looks for attention with all the "Im a girl AND I play video games", which indicates that they dont look for fun but for said attention and praise.

I wish I would know, how to find a girl that enjoy playing video games for fun IRL, really.

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