I was hanging out with a girl today and she meant to roll herself a
normal cigarette but because of an error ended up rolling herself a
joint of the wicked weed.

She thought it was no big deal, so I had to clue her into the Wicked Weed Conspiracy, man.

Think
about politics for a second. The GOP knows that they often lose because
of states like California, Colorado and New York. And now Cali and Colo
have legalized the wicked weed and New York is thinking of doing so.

This
is a plot by the GOP because they know that once you toke the wicked
weed you'll eventually be shooting it in your veins and then stealing
your grandmother's television.

Then you'll die.

So, clearly
this is an attempt by the GOP to kill everyone who lives in California,
Colorado and New York well before the 2016 elections. That way they can
get a white man in the Oval Office with a rifle sitting in his
lap.

Meanwhile, the TV industry, which has always supported the GOP,
gets to sell more TVs every time one is stolen.

At the same time
you should notice that the wicked weed states also allow gay marriage -
which is telling, because it shows you that the GOP wants to lure the
gays and lesbians to those states and then get them addicted to the
wicked weed so that they will die and no grandmas will have televisions.

The lamestream media won't report on this - but you know it's true.

Be careful man, and don't let the weasel that is the wicked weed into your life.