Author Shares Pride in His Small Penis in a Delightful Morning Show Segment

Meet Ant Smith. Ant, don’t call him Giant, is author of the book The Small Penis Bible, a book about, well, small penises. Smith went on the British talk show This Morning and had an amazing six-minute interview with married co-hosts Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. We dong want to give this man the shaft, so we packaged our favorite moments from his segment. In honor of Ant, we have kept it short.

If you’re interested in Ant Smith’s small penis… bible, it’s available for the itty-bitty price of $3.99 on iTunes.

Check out Amy Schumer explaining why she bared (some of) it all in Snatched: