The Republic of The Kallandikonk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jonathan with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.252 billion Kallandikonkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kallandikonkian economy, worth 399 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,050 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, in a fit of passion Jonathan has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kallandikonk's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lutheran.