In our massive chemical
reactors adamantium and mithril, the rarest of all metals are mixed
with the extract of plants cultivated
by reclusive monks in hidden mountaintop groves far from the reaches
of society. Brilliant scientists pore over ancient tomes written
in languages long-dead, their eldritch symbols interpreted in the light
of modernity. Beneath the depths of the briny sea and the in far
reaches
of empty space, experiments are performed which warp the very fabric
of reality itself and produce miniscule amounts of elements which cannot
exist! The molten heat of the very planet's core is applied
to these ingredients at the precise direction of a formula written
by
God himself on tablets older than the mountains and the seas. The
resulting liquid is then steeped in a combination of the finest hops
and malts
before being aged in casks of venerable oak for no less than thirty-seven
years. The result of this labor is a few milliliters of pure unrefined
skill, which we take great pains to apply liberally to any challenge
we encounter.

From our patronization of Antarctic archaeological
expeditions to our investments in super-large cargo vessels and zeppelins,
you can be sure that Lantius Heavy Industries has the resources to
meet your needs.

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