Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.

Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.

Smeggy Smurf:Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.

Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.

6. Like humans, turkeys can get sick. According to the Texas Agricultural Extension Service of the Texas A&M University System, turkeys are susceptible to respiratory infections, Coccidiosis outbreaks (bloody diarrhea), water glut, and parasites, among other health problems.

Yknow, as delicious as they are (after being dunked in hot peanut oil for about 45 minutes), Turkeys are hideous to look at. I'm not sure how we came to realize they were edible, they all look like they're suffering from some horrible kinds of cancer or other disease. Upon seeing a turkey in the wild the first instinct is to kill it(to put it out of its misery), then burn it before it infects everybody else with whatever the hell it has. :P

asquian:Yknow, as delicious as they are (after being dunked in hot peanut oil for about 45 minutes), Turkeys are hideous to look at. I'm not sure how we came to realize they were edible, they all look like they're suffering from some horrible kinds of cancer or other disease. Upon seeing a turkey in the wild the first instinct is to kill it(to put it out of its misery), then burn it before it infects everybody else with whatever the hell it has. :P

You know....the skin around the turkey face does look like a diseased scrotum. All red and warty-like. Just grossed myself out there. Pleh!