As a journalist, I like your blog and the weird stories you manage to find. However, would it kill you to employ someone to look over articles and take out all the bad English? Most stories have at least one and usually two large language errors (here: “But it only know that we can know what killed her.” Erm…?) in them and it’s just very annoying for the reader.

June

Her litter of four, how many took after the sire and how many after the dam?

seriously that is disgusting , that poor dog

percy

There was a mother of four from Limerick,
Who fancied a bit of her dogs dick,
After a few pints of cider,
The dog it did ride her,
but she ran out of luck ,
because after the fuck,
She died from the semen inside her…..

percy

…it’s just a shame the News of the Screws has shut up shop…..because on the strength of this verse….they might have offered me a job as a journalist……

June

Percy

well done, especially working TWAT into it

Joe, the mis-spells are part of Anoraks charm, this is after all the land of Anorka

percy

June…I thank you …but i can’t recall using the “TWAT” word….I was however going to use “VAGINA” in the closing line of my limerick….as in….” she died from the semen inside her vagina….”….but did’nt want to offend C&C….

percy

….or any Screws of the World readers who might have switched over to Anorak for their Sunday fix of shaggy dog stories…

June

Percy

read the first four lines/letters of your limerick

percy

…fancy that, June….and I am usually quite good at spotting a TWAT…but obviously not as good as you….