Lohan out, Dykstra in for celebrity boxing match

Before Bernie Madoff reported to the big house, he reportedly hired a prison coach for advice on how to survive life behind bars.

The same type of service would probably serve Lenny Dykstra quite well -- if he could afford the fees. But for the time being, it seems like Lenny might be in need of the services of a different kind of coach.

The former Phillies outfielder is reportedly set to go toe-to-toe in a celebrity boxing match on Saturday against none other than Jose Canseco.The card also includes other 'celebs' like Joey Buttafuco, Octomom, Kato Kaelin, Coolio and Tareq Salahi.

"Canseco ruined my career by spreading lies," Dykstra said in a press release from Filmon.com. "I called Tareq and begged him to let me take his place in the upcoming fight against Canseco."

As if steroid allegations are Dykstra's biggest problem...

Last month the man who used to go by the moniker "Nails" changed his plea from not guilty to no contest on charges of auto theft and providing a false financial statement. The 48-year-old faces up to four years in prison as part of that deal.

Dykstra and two co-defendants are accused of trying to lease and then sell high-end cars from several car dealerships in January by claiming credit through a phony business.

In exchange for changing his plea, prosecutors dropped more than a dozen other charges against Dykstra.