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Jim: Hello, and welcome to Gridiron of God! I’m Jim Bodeen.

Phil: And I’m Phil Fisher. Well, Jim, we’re back at Church of the Presumption, and it looks like the Rev. has started the game off with a bang!

Jim: Nope, that was just a praise team member knocking over a music stand.

Jim: That’s for sure. Ah, Ethel Ratzenberger is taking her seat at the organ. It must be time for the service to start.

Phil: An interesting tidbit of information for you, Jim—Ethel is a third-generation organist for the Church of the Presumption. Her mama played organ, her mama’s mama played organ, and doggone it if she’s going to let the tradition die.

Jim: Yes, indeed. Too bad she’s always a couple bars ahead.

Phil: But you’ve got to admit, Jim, it does lend itself to a rather unique cacophony reverberating off the stained glass windows.

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