All you have to do is look at Ryan Seacrest‘s yearbook picture to know he was gonna grow up to be a queer or a serial killer (possibly both), so it’s no surprise that John Stamos basically called him a fag on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Radar Online reports:

John Stamos, appearing on Wednesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his upcoming production of Hairspray at the Hollywood Bowl, raised eyebrows in describing his role in the iconic musical. “I play Corny Collins, he’s sort of a DJ, he hosts a music show,” Stamos said. “Sort of like a straight Ryan Seacrest! “Ryan’s a friend, we’ve kissed,” Stamos joked of Seacrest, who’s dating gorgeous dancer Julianne Hough.

I respect any man’s opinion who banged this for the better part of a decade, so if he says Ryan Seacrest is gay, he must be gay. Or the people I know who used to work on American Idol who said it was basically common knowledge that Seacrest routinely saw penises up close that weren’t his. Or Simon Cowell who constantly made fun of Seacrest’s sexuality during live broadcasts. Or just by looking at Ryan Seacrest.