A
woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and
slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your
pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious.
"You better have an explanation."

"Calm
down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the
dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."