A typically average guy, with amaazingly cool hair. He is just too awesome for the world, but at the same time seems gay to people. Presumably because he would love a pair of uggs. Also, known as chink, spongerick starpants, and the uncoolest Ted Mosby. Also, bestfriend of Barney Stintson, AKA Patbob Square. Also stole Jasmine's justin bieber glasses, the coolest pair ever.

CREEP. YOU THIEFED MY CHILD'S JUSTIN BIEBER GLASSES, YOU TOTAL SITESHED IT