.

Mar 15, 2010

Finally realizing that her love life has faltered since her 2005 divorce, Jessica Simpson has a new plan for making babies. Without a steady straight man in her life, Jessica has made arrangements with her bff, hair extraordinaire Ken Paves.

Jessica and her mane man have made a baby pact that both are apparently willing to act on. Jessica told the ladies of The View, "If I don't have kids by the time I'm 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!"

At least we know their potential offspring will all be perfectly coifed!

Disclaimer

The A List claims no credit for any images featured on this site unless otherwise noted. All visual content is copyright to its respectful owners. If you own rights to any of these images and do not wish for them to appear here, please contact me and they will be promptly removed.