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I didn't do that well in New York...I got a 5.3 from Hot Lixx and 5.5 from Jason Sudeikas from Saturday Night Live...but the other judge only gave me a 4.6.

...but in DC, I came in fourth (or maybe third...depending how they do the rankings, since there was a tie for first)! 5.3, 5.7 and 5.9 in the first round :) Played in front of a sold out crowd at the 9:30 Club, which holds 1,500 people. Ridonk.

5.7-5.9 is the highest they gave you?? What the hell do you have to do to get an 8 or 9? Bite the head off a rubber bat? i think the whole air guitar thing is gay but come on...at least give credit where credit is due.

You look like someone. Someone who was famous for ten minutes last year or two years ago. I can't remember who she was. I think i saw her on MTV. Yeah, she was in a band. Taylor might know who i'm talking about. Seems like maybe her kind of music.

I KEED, I KEED....

You look like someone. Someone who was famous for ten minutes last year or two years ago. I can't remember who she was. I think i saw her on MTV. Yeah, she was in a band. Taylor might know who i'm talking about. Seems like maybe her kind of music.

On the subject of looking like someone, you look like a mix of Michael Cera (circa Arrested Development) and some kid who was in my newspaper class in that picture. Not a dis at all, it's just exactly what I thought haha.

&edit: never mind! that chick isn't cute and the fact that Paramore of out all of the bands in the world is opening for No Doubt makes me vomit.

You look like someone. Someone who was famous for ten minutes last year or two years ago. I can't remember who she was. I think i saw her on MTV. Yeah, she was in a band. Taylor might know who i'm talking about. Seems like maybe her kind of music.

You look like someone. Someone who was famous for ten minutes last year or two years ago. I can't remember who she was. I think i saw her on MTV. Yeah, she was in a band. Taylor might know who i'm talking about. Seems like maybe her kind of music.

On the subject of looking like someone, you look like a mix of Michael Cera (circa Arrested Development) and some kid who was in my newspaper class in that picture. Not a dis at all, it's just exactly what I thought haha.
If you're thinking of that chick from Paramore I get that sometimes, I guess she's cute (except this guy I know is always "I could drive a truck through her front teeth blah blah") but their music is nottt what I'm into. Plus also a billion better bands could open for No Doubt.

Yeah, that Paramore chick. That's who you reminded me of.

Michael Cera, really? I'm gonna go chop my face off. And just a few months ago people told me i looked like House. Life was better then.

5.7-5.9 is the highest they gave you?? What the hell do you have to do to get an 8 or 9? Bite the head off a rubber bat? i think the whole air guitar thing is gay but come on...at least give credit where credit is due.

6.0 is the highest you can get. It's judged on a figure skating scale.

youse is adorable. if you were of age, and i was perhaps a bit younger, and had either a penis or was a lesbian, i would totally internet hit on you.
though i'm really not sure how to do that sort of thing. i guess it would be something like typing "Hey, baby" and then adding a suggestive smiley like this: B-)
yeah, i think that's the best i can do.

yeah, i know, i'm just as bad at this in real life. wanna know how i make friends in real life? it's very kindergarten. i say "i came here by myself, will you be my friend?"
this totally works. it helps that i am small and not dangerous-looking.

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