That’s right, the “nation’s sweetheart” is planning to turn her back on Blighty. Well, so says the Star. She’s not like Our Ashley Cole who will proudly don the Three Lions and do his bit for England. Cheryl’s revenge seems to be on us, her subjects.

With David Beckham out, Ashley Cole is an even more valuable member of England’s World Cup team. With a few short months until the World Cup, we begin our countdown to when Ashley Cole will win the World Cup for England and return a man who – as the tabloids will tells us – failed to let his wife’s pop star ambitions ruin the country’s dreams…

In other news, the Mirror tells us “What REALLY went on” when Cheryl met Sir Ashley.