An odd choice, since she’s definitely not pregnant. But she’s not even the biggest offender in this Worst Looks of the Week.

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A good rule of thumb is, if you’re not pregnant, don’t wear clothes that essentially give the illusion of a woman with child. And yet, that’s exactly what Nicole Kidman wore to the CMT Music Awards. Well, there are a lot of bad looks this week, so let’s begin.

Nicole Kidman basically wore maternity clothes on the red carpet

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Carly Rae Jepsen

Is Carly Rae Jepsen’s highlighter-esque pantsuit the brightest thing we’ve seen all week? Matchy-matchy can be cool, but this looks “costumey” in the worst way possible. We hope her stylist calls her later—and apologizes. Getty Images

Bjork

Perhaps all the hype surrounding Bjork’s famous swan dress finally fizzled out, and she had to remind us of her status as the World’s Craziest Dresser. Was this outfit supposed to be an artistic statement, or is the woman just out to scare small children? And fashion fans.
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Amanda Seyfried

The awkwardly fitting tank top underneath Amanda Seyfried’s sheer shirt looks sloppy, and makes a classy thing look off-kilter. Was this dress made for someone else? The ruffled skirt is too much for a just-as-ruffled top, and it just doesn’t work.Getty Images

Kiesza

As a whole, this outfit is kind of alright. Kiesza is a performer, and because of that, we’ll give her a little leeway when it comes to over-the-top outfits. That said, there is absolutely no reason why those frilly-hem bicycle shorts need to be here.
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Amber Valletta

Amber Valletta’s dress would look stellar without the excess of fabric dangling down her leg. Is it a sash? A seatbelt? Either way, it’s a tripping hazard for sure, and a total outfit-killer to boot.
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Molly Shannon

This short suit would be cute on a child, but on Molly Shannon, it just looks ridiculous. That said, the woman certainly has legs she should show off, but there are far less Romper-Room-appropriate ways to do so. Getty Images

Carol Kane

A baggy black sweater, and a loose and flowing skirt make Carol Kane look like she’s given up on style. If you can’t tell the difference between your skirt and shirt when dressing, don’t wear either item. And definitely don’t wear both of them at the same time.Getty Images

Marina Diamandis

Marina must have had a little too much of the DonJulio when she decided to dress up as a candycane for this event. A skin-tight, striped bodysuit? Are you serious? This singing star looks more like a clown. Uuugh!Getty Images

Nicole Kidman

If it looks like maternity wear (assuming you’re not preggers, of course), then don’t wear it. It’s just a general rule that’s an all-around good idea for most relatively fashionable people. Nicole’s outfit would have been a lot cooler if that top was fitted, or if that frill just went full force, and was a skirt instead. Right?Getty Images

Paula Patton

The pattern and fabric of this dress are breathtaking, but those sleeves? Heartbreaking. We can’t even take it. Those sharp shoulders needed a crisp cuff at the wrist, not a billowing bell-sleeve to steal the show. Stand down, sleeves!
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Rita Wilson

Is this an awards show, or a dominatrix convention? That awkward-looking halter(ish) neck style looks super harsh on the star. And by harsh, we mean like, Fifty Shades of Gray harsh. Weird.
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Taryn Manning

Not only will Taryn be the centre of attention in this dress, because how could anyone possibly look away, but it’s even got its own bib! She’s prepared for anything, whether it’s directing traffic crossing-guard-style, or eating ribs!
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