RICE vs. TULANE
TULANE STADIUM- OCTOBER 15, 1938
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J. D. BYRNE, President
OFFICERS
J. D. Byrne, President
A. E. Thouron, Vice-President
J. E. McMahon, Vice-President
Chas. A. Nehlig, Vice-President
Jacob Schaaf, Secretary-Treasurer
J. Zach Spearing, Attorney
Chas. F. Buck, Jr., Attorney
Bernard Titche, Jr., Notary
Frank W. Magne, Notary
Roger P. Sharp, Bldg. Expert
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DIRECTORS
Herman T. Bartels
H. C. Bernius
H. V. Boubede
Chas. F. Buck, Jr.
J. D. Byrne
Frank G. Costley
E. J. Engelbracht
A. Percy Generes
Frank W. Hart
H. L. Swift
Hunter C. Leako
Martin Macdoarmid
J. E. McMahon
Chas. A. Nehlig
R. Oliver
Henry P. Pfeffer
Jacob Schaaf
J. Zach Spearing
W. W. Sutcliffe, Jr.
George P. Thompson
A. E. Thouron
Bernard Titc~.e, Jr.
B. Werner
Frank W. Magne
lt!Hif GIRIEIENIIIE
VOL. 8 OCTOBER 15, 1938 No.3
HORACE RENEGAR .......................................... EDITOR
Official Souvenir Football Program of Tulane
University, Published for Each Home Game.
CONTENTS
A Football Ticket Price Survey..... ....... 4
Rice Picrures ................ ..... ........ ........... 7
Sports Sparks ........................................ 9
Football Round-up ··················:···········10·11
Tulane Picrures .................................... 12
Tulane Pictures ........................... ~...... . . 14
Campus Camera (16-page section) ...... 15-34
The Lineups ........................................ Center
On the Rail............................................ 35
Owl Thumbnails ................................... 36
l:ulane Picrures .................................... 38
Alma Mater .......................................... 39
Tulane Piccures .................................... 41
Southeastern Conference Map.............. 42
Postscripts .................................... ........ 43
Time Out ............................................. .44-45
The Rosters .......................................... 46
THE '30 CHAMPION'
Tulane's Green Wave coday meets the third
championship team of its 1938 football schedule.
Auburn, Orange Bowl champions, and North Caro­lina,
Southern Conference champion, already are
past.
Today, Rice's Couon Bowl champions are in our
stadium, one of the great reams of rhe nation.
After today, the Greenies yet must face Alabama,
Southeastern Conference champions of last year and
Rose Bowl team; and L.S.U., Sugar Bowl team.
In addition, Mississippi Stare and and Georgia have
stamped themselves as among the country's finest
and they're yet in rhe path.
There is no spot where "Red" Dawson can peak
for a single game. The Greenies, like Rice, must
just play ·em in stride.
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THE NOTE ATTACHED SAYS-­''
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TULANE FOOTBALL TICKET PRICES BELOW AVERAGE
Foocball cickec prices ac Tulane Universicy
are below che average, a survey of prices of
cwenry leading American universities reveals.
While prices for reserved sears on the sides
of che playing field are proportionately the
same despice che face char Tulane's tickers in­clude
a 5% ciry tax nor assessed against the:
others, che Wave rickets for end zone prices
are considerably under the average.
The complete tabulation:
Reserved Seats Seats iu
on ides of Field End Zone
Tulane ............... $2.8.5 (4 games) (.5 games) $1.2.5
3.4.5 (!game)
1.1.5 (2 games) (2 games) .80
Ulinois ............... 2 . .50 (all major games)
No gen. admis.
No. Carolina ...... 2 . .50 (major games) 1.26
U. of Miss .......... 2.7.5 (major games) 1.10
3.00 (Miss. Scare game) 1.20
Alabama ............. 3.00 (.5 games) 1..50
2.00 (1 game) 1..50
L. S. U .............. 2 . .50 (7 games) 1.6.5
3.30 (Tulane game) 2 . .50
Vanderbilc. ........ 2.7.5 (major games) 1.6.5
3.30 (Tenn. game) 2.20
Ohio State .......... 2 . .50 (2 games) 1.10
3.00 (2 games) 2.00
Tennessee .......... 2 . .50 (1 game) 1..50
3.00 & 2 . .50 (others) 1.7.5
Pennsylvania ...... 3.42 (3 games) 1.7.5 & 2.28
2.28 (2 games) 1.14
Ga. Tech ............ 3.00 (1 game) 2.00
2 . .50 (others) 1..50
Minnesota ......... 2.7.5 (every game)
Princeton ........... 3.8.5 (1 game) 1 one
3.33 (1 game) 1.67
3.30 (2 games) 1.65
3.30 (1 game) 2.20
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Reserved eats eats in
on Stdcs of Field End Zone
Texas ................. 2 . .50 (all) 1.6.5
Auburn .............. 2 . .50 (all) 1..50
Harvard ............. 3.30, 2.20, 1.6.5, 1.10 (all)
Southern Cal... ... 3.30 (2 games) 1.6.5
2.7.5 (ochers) 1.6.5
Nebraska ............ 3.00 (1 game) 2.00
2. 7.5 (1 game) 1.7.5
2 . .50 (others) 1..50
Yale ................... 3.8.5 flat (1 game)
3.30 (ochers)
Duke .................. 2 . .50 (all)
Pitt ..................... 2.7.5 (aJI)
Kentucky ........... 3.00 (1 game)
2 . .50
Rice .................... 2 . .50 (1 game)
2.20 (others)
Nonhwestern.... 3.30 ( 1 game)
3.00 (1 game)
2.7.5 (ochers)
Georgia .............. 2.7.5 (major games)
1.6.5
1.6o
1.38
1.25
1.25
2.20
1.65
In addition, rhe survey reveals chat Tulane's
general admission are among che few where
all seats are reserved. In most instances, the
price calls for temporary bleacher seats at the
ends.
T ulane, roo, is among che few schools
where children are admicted ac all games ac a
quarter and high school pupils ar 40 cems.
Most universities do not have such prices for
children and where they do have such a scale
the number is extremely limited. Tulane has
5,000 seats in permanent stands for such ad­missions
at all games.
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Baylor University has an 800-pound mascot
.in Joe College, a big, black bear ... Ala­bama's
football squad is trying a new diet
plan for days of games. Instead of an early
breakfast and a light lunch, rhe Tidesmen are
being fed a beefsteak breakfast at 9: 30 and
are skipping lunch ... Whenever a fumble
is made, it might be appropriate for the uni­versity
bands ro swing into "A Tisker, a Tas­ker"
... McGowen, rhe fine Auburn sopho­more
halfback you saw here against Tulane
two weeks ago, had never played football un­til
he went ro the Plains. His home is Em­pire,
Ala., where they have no school football
ream ...
Jake Wade, Charlotte Observer sports edi­ror,
says "Bronco" Brunner is four horsemen
rolled inco one ... Par Moulron, sports edi­tor
of the Mobile Press, is doing a great job
reponing football in our neighboring c.icy.
You'll recall Par was a scar player at Auburn
back some years ago . . .
Morgan Blake, sports editor of The Atlan­ta
Journal, called "Bronco" Brunner the peer
of any back in Dixie after rhe Auburn game
... Seven of the thirteen Southeastern Con­ference
members already have been defeated,
nor counting last night's results ... Eight han­dicappers
of the New York Post last week
picked Rice and North Carolina, respectively,
over L. S. U. and Tulane. Four each called
the Tigers and Greenies to win. On a reverse
play, five Los Angeles Times spores writers
picked Tulane to win and two selected the
Tar Heels.
Frank Long, Rutgers line coach, is rhe as-
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Hol·ace Renegar
sisranc city editor of a Philly rag, now on
leave of absence ... Charlie Miller, Dart­mouth
end, is a fine skier and goes for it in
a big way after football has ended ... Wal­lace
Wade, Duke coach, cracked a rib recently
when he forgot his years and went on the
field to show a lineman the proper charge ...
Most football scours declare that Bill Os­manski
of Holy Cross is rhe fasresr football
back in the East. Yet, Duke Abruzzi of Rhode
Island State, intercepted a pass intended for
Osmanski and ran away with it to score stand­ing
up ... Tuss McLaughry's (Brown coach)
strapping son, John, who scored a touchdown
against Harvard, was an invalid as a child .. .
Larry Robinson, of the New York World
Telegram, says the odd ditty "about a hell of
a situation up at Yale" firs the present foot­ball
status there perfecrly. The storm is rag­ing
around New Haven and ir centers about
the September 15 dare of starting practice, rwo
factions expressing themselves . . . Harvard
and Yale starred earlier bur there's been no
explanation of what happened ro Harvard ...
Despite the fact that Dartmouth is rolling
along high, wide and handsome, they say Line
Coach Ell inger is brooding long hours in the
fear he hasn't the line reserves to hold up all
>eason.
They're saying in the Big Ten rhar Minne­sota's
Gophers were the most under-raced
team in rhac league a month ago ... Now,
they say Bernie Bierman has come up with
another really great team, his reserves ( rhe
big point of worry) being resred and found
okie-doke.
TODAY'S FOOTBALL ROUND-UP
ALABAMA-TENNESSEE
Vulcan, the Iron Man of Red Moun­tain,
stands in majestic glory above the
city of Birmingham. Made of Birming­ham
steel, he has stood towering above
his realm of iron ore for more than thirty
years. When you drive into or out of the
Magic City on the Montgomery highway,
you'll see him. On a half-spinner, Ala­bama.
GEORGIA TECH-DUKE
Durham, N. C., is one of the tobacco
centers of the world. It's in the heart of
the great burley market, only forty or fifty
miles from Wilson, N. C., the greatest
tobacco market in the world. The Duke
campus is one of the show places of North
Carolina, each building moulded into a
beautiful picture of academic splendor.
On a triple pass, the Golden Tornado to
furnish a major surprise.
NORTH CAROLINA-N. Y. U.
Manhattan has settled back to football
after a week of uproar in which the Yan­kees
strung the Cubs from the Bronx sta­dium
gibbets. Coach "Bear" Wolf's fine
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team won't go through the Manhattan
transfer until Saturday morning, taking a
Chapel Hill workout at home Friday be­fore
departure. The Violets seem more
violent than usual but here's a very weak
vote for the Tar Heels.
V ANDY-OLE MISS
The Hermitage is the spot to see here
before the game. It's the home of "Old
Hickory". Also, don't overlook telephon­ing
Freddie Russell at the Nashville Ban­ner.
Ask for his special book on handi­capping,
one of the sure-fire secrets for
picking your winners. Both Ole Miss and
Vandy have been playing ring-around­rosie
for the past couple of weeks but will
be playing for keeps today. A tie is more
likely than anything, but if there's a win­ner,
it looks like the Commodores would
have a knife-blade thickness edge.
ARMY-HARVARD- The Cadets to
goose-step.
NAVY-YALE-A Middie horn-pipe.
PITT-WISCONSIN- One of the bat­tle
royals of the day. Pitt gets the call over
a vastly improved Badger team.
FORDHAM-PURDUE - They get
tougher and tougher. Purdue by 1-4 vote.
COLUMBIA-COLGATE- The Red
Raiders are ready to trip some good team.
As a five-star special, this is it. - -
CORNELL - SYRACUSE - Another
hu~er. Cornell in a close finish.
PRINCETON-PENN- The Quakers.
DARTMOUTH-BROWN - The In­dians
to tomahawk a big, bad bear.
NEBRASKA-INDIANA - A flip of
the coin. The Cornhuskers.
ILLINOIS-NOTRE DAME - The
Irish.
MINNESOTA-MICHIGAN - The
Gophers. A mild breeze.
NORTHWESTERN-OHIO STATE­The
coin system again. The Wildcats.
T.C.U.-TEXAS A. & M.-Horned Frogs.
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RICE vs. TULANE
Probable Starcing Lineups
Owls Green Wave
42 Hager LER Wenzel 74
49 Hines LTR Miller 79
14 Haner LGR Groves 69
76 Whitlow c Smith 46
52 Landry RGL Dailey 75
32 Green RTL White 76
46 Williams REL Bodney 52
75 Vestal Q Nyhan 50
70 Cordill LHR Banker 18
30 Schuchle RHL Brunner 24
66 Lain F Gloden 49
OFFICIALS
W. E. "Ted" Arnold, Auburn ................ Referee
Grady Watson, Beaumont, Tex ............. Umpire
B. W. Hackney, Jr., N. C. ............ Head Linesman
Dr. H. J. Ettlinger, Harvard .......... Field Judge
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of the boys. He personally thinks rhac a school
can win the Southwest conference championship
rwo consecutive years. Jess is a fine looking fellow
and a leader among his men. Rice will have six
good cackles, and Jess will be leading rhem all.
HANER, BILL- guard; playing No. 14; weight,
190; height, 6 fr.; age, 21; junior from Pampa,
Texas. Bill is jusr as good as any guard in the
conference. This is his second year, and he will be
a power house in rhe Rice forward wall. He is
fasr and aggressive and can come out of the line
ro block for the backfield.
LANDRY, lvfATT- guard; playing No. 52;
weight, 185; heighr, 5 f r. I 0 in.; age, 22; senior
from Pore Arthur, Texas. Marc is the biggest lirde
man on rhe squad. He played All-Conference foot­ball
lasr year, and will be even beccer d1is season.
The guard posicion being weak, a load will rest
upon his shoulders.
WHITLOW, KENNETH (TUFFY)-ceorer;
playing No. 76; weight, 175; height, 6 ft.; age,
19; junior from Wichita Falls, Texas. Ken was
a holdover lase year, bur will shine chis year. He
is fasr, and it is almost impossible co complete a
pass over him. On offense he keeps lots of fire
in the boys and has the abiliry ro play any position
on the ream.
SCHUEHLE, JAKE- halfback; weight, 193;
height, 5 ft. 10 in.; playing No. 30; age, 20, senior
from Mondo, Texas. Jake has been a good blocker
and chis should be his big year.
VESTAL, JACK (RED)-quarrerback; playing
No. 75; weight, 187; height, 5 fc. 11 in.; age, 20;
junior from Sherman, Texas. Red Vestal is one of
the best blockers on rhe squad, a power house ar
backing up rhe line of defense, and he is a field
goal kicker '"de luxe··. He kicked four consecutive
extra points in the Couon Bowl game of 1938. If
the sports writers failed co name him on their All­Conference
ream, they lefr our one of the most
versatile men in rhe conference.
LAIN, ERNEST (TRUCK HORSE) - halfback;
playing No. 66; weight, 215; height, 6 ft.; age, 20;
junior from Mexia, Texas. Ernie Lain is the best
passer in the South. He has received All-American
mention, and really deserves it. He has learned
co quick-kick, making him a triple threat that can­nor
be equalled in rhe South. He keeps the ream
pepped up, and is well liked by his reammares. They
know d1at when they block a man for Lain, he can
plow through five yards almost any rime.
CORDILL, OLLIE- halfback; playing No. 70;
weight, 185; height, 6 ft. 2 in.; age, 22; junior
from Big Springs, Texas. Ollie, lain's teammate,
is one of rhe best pass rc.-ceivers as well as one of
the best punters in the conference. He, roo, should
receive All-American mention this year. He has
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AILM\A M\A lllER
Sing these words as Tulane's A/met Mater
is played
I.
We praise thee for thy past, 0 Alma Macer!
Thy hand hath done its work full faithfully!
The incense of thy spirit hath ascended
And filled America from sea to sea!
II.
We praise thee for thy present, Alma Mater!
Today cl]y Children look co thee for bread!
Thou leadesc them to dreams and actions
splendid!
The hunger of their soul is rich ly fed!
III.
We praise thee for thy future, Alma Macer!
The vista of irs glory gleameth far!
We ever shall be parr of thee, great Mother!
There thou wile be where e'er thy children
are!
CHORUS:
Olive Green and Blue, we love thee!
Pledge we now our fealry true
Where the crees are ever greenest,
\Vhere the skies are purest blue!
Hear us now, 0 Tulane, hear us!
As we proudly sing co thee!
Take from us our hearts' devotion!
Thine we are, and thine shall be!
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PLENTY OF KICKS
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Plenty of l011g kicks, coo! For every record
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In face, che whole history of the Spalding
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DRINK-PAUSE­RELAX-TULANE
SCHEDULE
- September 24-
Clemson 13 - - - - - - - - Tulane 10
- Occober 1-
Auburn 0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tulane 0
-October 8-
Norrh Carolina 14 - - - - - - - - - Tulane 17
- October 15-
Rice - - - - - - · - · · · - · · · New Orleans
- October 22-
Mercer · - - · - · - - · · - · · New Orleans
- October 29-
Miss. Srate - · - New Orleans (homecoming)
-November 5-
Aiabama - - · - · - · - - - - · · Birmingham
-November 12-
Georgia - - · - · - · - - - - - - New Orleans
-November 19-
Sewanee · · · - · - · · · · - · - New Orleans
- November 26-
L. S. U. - · · - · - - - - · · · · Baton Rouge
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BOND
QUARTeRBACK
The Southeastern Conference
The above illustration indicates the membership and location of the
thirteen schools that compose the comparatively new Southeastern
Conference. These universities were formerly a very important part
of the unwieldy Southern Conference, but withdrew in order to form a
more c·ompact group. Today the Big Thirteen, as the S. E. C. is often
cailed, holds a top spot among the major football leagues in the nation.
Cut out the above drawing, and when a team suffers defeat, mark
through its flag, and when the season is over only the white flag of the
undefeated teams will remain- if any team goes through without
a reverse this year.
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Postscripts ...
Mercer's Bears will be playing here next
Saturday. It may be recalled chat Tulane's
President, Dr. Rufus C. Harris, was chairman
of the athletic board at Mercer during his
days on the faculty of char inscicucion.
Joseph L. Killeen, Presidenc of the Tulane
Alumni Association, saw rhe Carolina-Wave
game lase week ac Chapel Hill. Joe, in New
York on a convenrion, rushed his Manhattan
departure co see che Greenies bear the Tar
Heels.
George G. Wesrfeldr of che Tulane Ath­letic
Council was another Orleanian at Chapel
H ill for the game. He visited his daughter
and son-in-law, the Fred Buncings, while in
the Old North Stare.
The Tulane-Y. l\:f· B. C. specials for che
Alabama game are fast being filled, Max J.
Derbes, Y. M. B. C. official, scared this week.
A delegation from Birmingham, including the
presidencs of the Chamber of Commerce, Jun­ior
Chamber and a member of rhe City Com­mission,
were in New Orleans Wednesday ex­rending
an official welcome.
All Tulane home football games starr ac 2
o'clock. Tickers for all games, ac home and
away, are on sale ar the Greenie ticker office,
221 Baronne street.
Tulane's Greenies and the Rice Owls Y.'On'c
meet in football next year bur they'll resume
in 1940. The series has already been si~ned
for five successive years starrin3 that season.
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"By rhe way, darling, what sweet are we having
for dinner roday?"
"It is sponge cake."
"And very nice, roo?"
"Yes. I sponged the eggs from Mrs. Jones and
rhe flour and milk from our new neighbor."
Teacher: "Have you heard of Julius Caesar?"
Pupil: "Yes, sir."
Teacher: "What do you chink he would be doing
now if he were here roday?"
Pupil: "He would be pulling for old-age pen­sions."
First Neighbor: "May I use your telephone?"
Second Neighbor: "Cerrainly! Is yours ou~ of
order?"
First Neighbor: "Nor exacdy, bur my sister is'
using it ro hold up the window, Ma's cutting bis­cuits
with rhe mouthpiece, and the baby is reerhing
on the cord."
"Did you go on a honeymoon, Suzabelle?"
"Ah suppose you might call it dar, ma'am- Hen­ry
done help me wid washin's de fuse week."
Teacher: "Smith, how many bones have you in
your body?"
Pupil : "I don't know, sir."
Teacher : "Bur you were cold yesterday."
Pupil: ··y es, sir. Bur I had fish for breakfast
chis morning."
"Sam and have paned forever," said Janet
with little outward concern.
"Goodness! What does that mean?" asked her
roommate.
"A Jive-pound box of chocolates in about an
hour's rime."
The end of rhe term had arrived, and d1e teacher,
approaching one of his rather backward scholars,
said:
"You haven't learned much in this class, have
you, my boy ?"
"I admire you, sir," replied the boy, "for raking
the blame in chat broadminded fashion."
''When I was a little boy I always are my crusts,"
said Willie's father.
"Did you like them?" asked Willie.
"Of course I did," quickly responded rhe farher.
"Then you may have mine," replied his son, gra-ciously.
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"Only Jast year in India," boomed the club bore,
"I suddenly found myself face to fa._~ with a man­caring
tiger."
"And only last week," murmured the quiet little
man in the corner, "in a restaurant, I found myself
face to face with a man eating fish."
Little Archibald had had his first arithmetic les­son
that morning, and was telling his mother that
if he had rwo apples and someone gave him rwo
more he would then have four apples.
"Now, then," said his mother, "if you had three
bananas and I gave you three more, how many
would you have d1en?"
"Oh, we haven't done bananas yet, Mummy,"
said Archibald.
Visiror: "Where's your secretary?"
Boss: "Oh, she's my Treasurer now."
Visitor: "How's chat?''
Boss : " I married her."
"How do you open chis tin of sardines?"
"There's full instructions inside the tin, sir !"
"My friend," said rhe debtor ro the all-too-blus­tering
bill collector, "do you realize chat if all fel­lows
like me paid their bills promprly, you'd be
our of a job?"
He: "My treasure !"
She : ''My treasury !"
"Oh, Mr. Burcher, about that joim you sold me
lase week. Did you say it was imported or deported
from Australia?"
She : "I never could see why they always call
a boat a 'she'."
He : "Then I guess you never cried co steer one."
Mrs. Hen: "I wonder if I could borrow your rug
beater, Mrs. Peck?"
Mrs. Peck: ''I'm sorry, Mrs. Hen, bur he doesn't
get home 'ril five o'clock."
"Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry I forgot your parry
rhe ocher day."
"Oh, weren't you rhere?"
Spender: "I asked you for a loan of $20. This
is only reo."
Lender : ''I know it is, bur that's the fairest way
-you lose ten and I lose ten."
A lady was once lamenting rhe illfortune which
seemed to attend her affairs; when a friend, wish­ing
co console her, bade her "look upon the bright
s1de_"
''Oh, she cried, "there seems co be no bright
side!"
''Then polish up the dark side!" was the reply.
"Sir !" stormed rhe parson, stamping inco the edi­ror's
sancrum, "your composirors are grossly in­competenc
!"
" Indeed," returned the ed iror, mildly. "Whar
have they done?"
"Why,'' came the reply, "in your reporr on my
sc:rmon, the word 'reverend' occurs 14 rimes, and
each time they have misprinted ir 'neverend'."
The identity of the young lady is wirheld, bur
the memory of her answer lingers on with the in­structor
conducting a natural science course at a
local h igh school. One of the requirements in
the written CJUiz was, "Define a bole and nut and
c:xplain the difference, if any."
The girl wrote:
"A bolt is a thing like a stick of hard metal such
as iron with a square bunch on one end and a lor
of scratching wound around the other end. A nut
is similar to the bole only just the opposite being
a hole in a little chunk of iron sawed off shorr,
with wrinkles around the inside of the hole."
The starrled professor marked that one wirh a
large "A''.
A man called at a pastry shop and asked for a
cake to be made in the shape of the letter S. The
pastry cook said ir would cake three days co make.
The customer did nor mind; he would call back
in three days. He did. He saw the cake but did
nor like ir. Ic was not rhe righr kind of S. He
wanted a script S.
The pasrry cook said he would make another,
bur it would cake three days. The customer said
he would call in char rime. He did. He liked the
cake.
"Where shall I deliver it?" asked the pastry cook.
"Don't deliver it," replied the customer. 'T il
car ir here.'
"Have you any complaints co make?" asked thc
prison governor.
" Yes," replied the prisoner, " the prison walls
are nor bui lt to scale.''
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24--Brunncr, uBronco" ...... . ........................ New Orleans. La., .... .
35-Cantwell, Frank ................................. Youngstown, Ohio ..... .
3&--Abr&ms, J ack ... .. ..... ... . ........................ New Orleans, La., ..... .
4G-Eason, He nry...... .... . .............................. New Orleans, La., .. .
41-CoJi ins, .-Rip"......... . ...... ................................... Baton Rouce, La ....... .
42-McCarron, Joe .. .. ... . .............................. ................. New Orleans, La., ....... .
43-Butler, Mone tte......... . .............................. ................ Oak Grove La .............. .
44-Krueger, Paul.............. .. ............................................... G.-.ry, Ind ... ................. ..
45-Richardao n, Ne4. ...... .. ........................................... Ponchatoula, La. ...... ..
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56-A-Bond, Ralph .. .. .. .......................................... New Orleans, La., .................................... .
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60--Kellolfg, Bob ............................................ Wayne, Ark..... ............ . ... . .. ........... .
Gt--Cassibry, Fred .................................................................... Gulfport, Miss .............................................. .
63-Brlnkma n, Btlly ............................................................... New Orleans , La., ...................................... ..
65-Gcntllng, Phil............... , ............................................... Roches ter, Minn................. .. ........... ..
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