Ah, but of course, I am so adorable, no? You cannot reseest my beeg brown eyes, ne c’est pas? When I look at you, mon coeur – pardon, my heart – just melts, and I want to leek your sweet face. I would be so ‘appy just to share some champanya wees you, mon cher. Ah, what can I say?
Eet is spring!

A few years ago, when our boxer was a puppy, my mom noticed he was chewing up the furniture. She bought this spray, which was supposed to make things taste like sour apple and therefore keep the dog away from them.

On the can was a little warning saying some dog breeds like the flavor and one of them was boxer. Needless to say, the dog really liked that we flavored all the furniture for him. He had this exact look on his face