I had an emergency tooth extraction last Friday. One of my molars cracked and got infected. Fortunately, my dentist isn't an ex-girlfriend. Otherwise I may have ended like Marek Olszewski, who went to his girlfriend's practice with a toothache and left without his teeth. All for revenge!

Marek had left 34-year-old girlfriend Anna Mackowiak for another woman. Some time after that happen, he visited Dr. Mackowiak for her professional help, seeking a cure for his toothache. She was going to help him. She sedated him as usual, but then she changed her plan:

I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a bastard!"

So she put him into a deep sleep with a high dose of anesthetic and proceeded to remove each and every one of his teeth. All of them. When Marek woke up, his jaw was covered with bandages. She told him that he would have to go to an specialist and he believed her:

I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional. But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn't fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth.

Mackowiak is now being investigating for malpractice and can face three years in jail. Moral: don't date dentists. Or urologists. [Daily Mail]