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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Hello. Kevin Church here. If you didn't know, I'm the guy who helps Hulk write this diary and it's pretty obvious that old Jade Jaws isn't going to update any time in the foreseeable future.

First of all, I'd like to apologize to the fans that (still) come back to check things for not making this post earlier. I'd also like to thank them for their continued support of this silly little project. I do notice that this site still gets hundreds of hits each day, and am very sorry that there's not been new content.

I'm not ruling out the possibility that Hulk may one day grab me by the shoulders and point me towards the keyboard, but it's looking unlikely at this time.

Again, thank you for your support. I'm removing the comments from this blog to avoid spammers, but you can reach me via email - kevin(dot)church(at)gmail(dot)com - if you'd like to comment or just say hi.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

A lot of people talk to Hulk, wanting to know how Hulk about the comic books that Marvel Comics makes about Hulk. Hulk thinks they are pretty OK most of the time, even if they have stupid stories like this stupid "Mister Fantastic And Tony Stark And Nick Fury Shoot Hulk Into Space And He Comes Back Later And Breaks A Bunch Of Stuff" story that is happening soon, but Hulk has to give special "props" to Jeff Parker because he writes stories that are good and not stupid. If you see a comic that says "MARVEL ADVENTURES: THE AVENGERS" and it is written by Jeff Parker, you should buy it because he makes comics that are more like the world Hulk knows and lives in, even if Hulk would never be part of any team called "THE AVENGERS" that had stupid stinky Wolverine on it.

You can buy MARVEL ADVENTURES comic books with "THE AVENGERS" in itty bitty books that are small and reprint five or six stories and they are cheap like $10 so you should buy those. HERE IS A LINK FOR THE FIRST LITTLE BOOK. You should be able to find more at your local comic book store. If you live in Brooklyn like Hulk does Hulk recommends that you visit ROCKETSHIP because it is a very good store that has comic books and you should ask ALEX or MARY if you can not find them.

THE END

(NO, REALLY: WOLVERINE IS SMELLY. Imagine a wet kitty-cat that's rolled around in something dead and you are part of the way there.)

Monday, April 16, 2007

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

THIS IS A COMIC BOOK THAT IS COMING OUT IN A FEW MONTHS ABOUT THE HULK AND HIS FRIEND FRANKLIN RICHARDS. Hulk really likes Franklin Richards a lot because he is a nice little boy and even though Marvel Comics shows that Franklin Richards's dad Reed Richards shot Hulk into space because Hulk was really bad, that did not really happen. Hulk is not in space and Hulk liked Reed Richards and Sue Richards a lot and Johnny Flame a little bit and Rock Man not at all.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

THERE IS A MOVIE COMING OUT ABOUT HULK'S FRIENDS THE FANTASTIC FOUR.

It is the second movie they have made about them and even though stupid Ben Grimm is a stupid stupidhead that is stupid, Hulk is happy to see his friends Johnny Torch and Reed Stretch on the big screen like they deserve. Hulk thinks there is something wrong with Susan Invisible, though, because the actress playing her looks like she is lost like a kitten in a gravy boat.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Hello Hulk got this email and Hulk is wondering if he should help because Hulk needs some money and if Hulk had some money maybe Hulk wouldn't have to go look at the stupid jobs section of the New York Post and Daily Bugle. No, Hulk does not want to work construction, thank you for asking. Hulk does not like to say things to girls that walk by and Hulk can't whistle very well.

WITH DUE RESPACT DEAR FRIEND,MY TEL NUMBER 00226 78 02 43 42

IT IS MY WISH TO SOLICITE YOUR ASSISTANCE IN A BUSSINESSS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BE OF BENEFIT TO YOU AND I.

I CAME ACROSS SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED CUSTOMER OF THE BANK, BANK OF AFRICA, ALHAJI DAHIRU J MUSA, A CITIZEN OFABIDJAN COTE'D'IVOIRE WHO DIED ON THE RECENT CRISES IN THAT COUNTRY. THE REBELS IN THE CITY OF BOAKERY BOMBED ALHAJI MUSA'RECIDENCE DURING ONE OF THEIR RAIDS.HE AND ALL THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY WERE KILLED IN THAT BOMB INCIDENT.ALHAJI MUSA IS AN INTERNATIONAL BUSSINESS MAN AND A MAJOR SUPPLIER OF YAMAHA MACHINE PARTS IN THIS COUNTRY.

THE MONEY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IS IN THE BANK TREASURY BOX WAITING FOR THE NEXT OF KIN BECAUSE THE DECEASED DIED SINCE TWO YEARS AGO AND LIVING NO OTHER CONTACT AS IN NEXT OF KIN IN HIS BANK FILE AND THE BANK LAW STIPULATES THAT ANY MONEY THAT STAYS IN THE BANK CUSTODY FOR OVER TWO YEARS WITHOUT WITHDRAWAL OR PAYMENT WILL BE CONFICICATED INTO THE BANK PRIVATE USE.

HE HAS AN ACCOUNT WITH THIS BANK WHICH HE USES TO FINANCE HIS BUSSINESS IN THIS CONTRY.This is my bank website in burkina faso. www.bkofafrica.net)The said amount was USD$1m.(one million united states dollars).

SO RIGHT NOW THAT IS THE AREA I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ACT AS NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED MAN SO AS TO INHERITE THIS FUND FOR OUR OWN BENEFIT AND I AM HERE TO GUIDE U AND TO FUNISH YOU WITH ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION CONCERNING THE DECEASED MAN BANK ACCOUNT.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSEDI SUGGEST YOU GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE STATING YOUR WISH IN THIS DEAL.

FROM MR MUSA SOBIBRA. MY ALTERNATIVE (musa_sobibra@myway.com)

Do you think Hulk should take advantage of this offer? Hulk thinks Hulk could make money and not have to live off the "stipend" that The Avengers still pay Hulk because they are afraid Hulk will come over and raid the refrigerator and make Jarvis cook a turkey for Hulk again.

Hulk has never told you people how nice Jarvis is. Jarvis is very nice. He is the Avengers' butler but he is not like "Jeeves" because he does not have a website called AskJarvis or anything like that but Hulk thinks he is better because Hulk doesn't have to type on the computer to ask Jarvis things like "Why do rainbows make Hulk happy?" or "Can you please make some more Yorkshire pudding?"

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

WHY DID HULK HAVE TO CHANGE FROM OLD "BLOGGER" TO NEW "BLOGGER" COMPUTER SOFTWARE?

Hulk does not like change very much because every time somebody thinks Hulk should change it is things like "Hulk should smash less" and "Hulk should not watch Dora the Explorer and should instead go and fight stupid Stilt-Man" and let Hulk tell you that fighting Stilt Man is a problem for Daredevil or Spider-Man!!!!

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Hulk has gotten a lot of emails and comments wanting to know why Hulk hasn't updated his diary that is on the internet lately and Hulk wanted to also address some rumors that have been floating around about Hulk that need to be talked about because people need to know the truth about what has happened to Hulk of late, ok? OK! Hulk will put the things Hulk will say in a list because Hulk learned from Iron Man that it is the best way to tell people what is going on with Hulk and other things that need to be put in language that is clear.

Hulk is not dating crazy Lindsay Lohan. Hulk only wanted to help the nice girl from that movie about mean girls get from the nightclub she was in back to her limousine. She kissed Hulk on the cheek and all of the papers in New York City (yes, I am talking about you, J. Jonah Jameson and stupid Peter Parker at the Daily Bugle!!!!) decided to run a picture of it like it was a fact that Hulk was spending time with her. Hulk only was nice to her that one time and Hulk really hopes that she enjoys her time in Wonderland. Hulk read about Wonderland in Peter Pan (or maybe Hulk saw the movie) and it sounds like a nice place to learn to stop drinking that stuff that looks like water but really isn't!!!!

Hulk is not in outer space. That is a story in comic books that Marvel Comics puts out about Hulk. Hulk knows this is hard to understand, but COMIC BOOKS ARE NOT REAL. Hulk has had to move to "Brooklyn" because Hulk can't afford the place Hulk had in "Greenwich Village," but Hulk has a nice neighborhood and nobody stares at Hulk too much because compared to some of his neighbors, Hulk is quiet and nice.

Hulk is not dead. Hulk just has been busy saving the world instead of writing in his internet diary! Did any of you hear about Hulk stopping The Leader's stupid beam that erased people's brains and made them all his slaves? That is what Hulk spent time doing instead of typing in the computer internet! Hulk also punched out a big monster in Tokyo after Doctor Strange sent him there and played golf with Thor (who is not dead either so stop asking Hulk about that) in ASGARD, which is a very nice place to play golf but Hulk thinks you may have a tough time getting there.

There. That is what Hulk has been up to lately! What have you been doing?!?!?

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Give Hulk $2 so Hulk can buy a Red Bull Superdrink and smash bad guys!Thank you for the nice picture where I was hitting stupid Spider-Man, Gary!

Puny human Kevin helps Hulk do diary sometimes. Kevin said Hulk had to put that there or he'd take away Hulk's Game Boy! He writes comic books sometimes and they are pretty OK even if they are stupid and not funny!

This many people PLUS ANOTHER MILLION THIS CAN'T ROLL OVER WHY ARE THEY STUPID LIKE THIS? have visited Hulk's diary!!