A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his enemies.[[Chuck Norris]] one tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:Garg9999|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe.[[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb]]

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A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the [[Captain 1|'''worst''']] enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims.[[Chuck Norris]] once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:HippyDippyHoop6|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe.[[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb]]

==Ingredients==

==Ingredients==

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#The dance moves of Rick Astley

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#The eye of Rick Astley

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#30 Netflix Originals

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#12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon

#22 bumper stickers

#22 bumper stickers

#An entire bottle of glue

#An entire bottle of glue

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#50 [[Watermelon Truffles]]

#50 [[Watermelon Truffles]]

#A chunk of asphalt

#A chunk of asphalt

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#A [[Normie]]

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#A [[Short Beaked Echidna]]

#A chopped up [[Armight]]

#A chopped up [[Armight]]

#Ammunition from the [[Quadgun]]

#Ammunition from the [[Quadgun]]

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#A dead [[Sandile]]

#A dead [[Sandile]]

#Some pink slime (no, not [[Slimes|those cute ones]])

#Some pink slime (no, not [[Slimes|those cute ones]])

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#[[Pocoyo]] (turned into a cake but revived)

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#McGratin Croquette patties

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#Your own face

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#A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury

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#Two sauteed rat tails

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#Boiled Cabbage

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#Steamed Rotting Broccoli

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#Fossilised Vomit

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#The right kidney of a neanderthal

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#Refrigerated blood

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#5,000 strands of hair

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#The gull bladder of 2 [[Aliens]]

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#5 antibodies

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#A mummified rattlesnake

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#A 5 year old [[Cockroach]]

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#An actual bear claw

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#50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue

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#A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede

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#Medium Rare [[Moke Cows|Moke Cow]] steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)

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#Five liters of acid rain

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#A Deep'fried artery.

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#16 dead souls

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#An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex

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#The brain stem of a teenage seagull

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#A sheet of washed demin

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#Tree sap straight from the tree

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#milkweed leaves

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#black tar, natural tar, any tar

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#melted pants

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#A right leg

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#A razor blade

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#Some ectoplasm

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#[[Teddie]] fur

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#[[Mystery Food X]]

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#The [[5-Hole]]

[[Category:Food]]

[[Category:Food]]

[[Category:Dangerous Food]]

[[Category:Dangerous Food]]

Latest revision as of 18:28, November 13, 2019

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe.