For once, we saw a really GOOD episode of Survivor: Caramoan. Last night's merge had strategy, humor, gross eating, and a blindside for Corinne Kaplan. It was everything great about Survivor. The only downside is we won't get to hear more one-liners from Corinne, or more of her feud with Phillip Sheppard.

Brandon Hantz already slammed Phillip on and off the show, but Corinne can't stand Phillip either. As she told Entertainment Weekly in their podcast, “I don’t have anything nice to say about him. I think that he has delusions of grandeur. I don't know if that's a symptom of a greater mental illness. He has extremely low intelligence. He literally mispronounces almost every word he tries to use. If it has more than four letters, he ain't got it. ... I refer to him with my group of friends, I call him 'The Living Miscarriage.' He shouldn't have made it. He's a complete mess. It's hard to say you hate somebody. It's like yelling at a handicapped child for cutting in line at Disney. I feel like he is disabled and it's not fair to hate somebody with a disability."

Yikes. She's always uncensored, but did she go a little too far with some of that?

Corinne also said the always-crying Dawn was having breakdowns fast and furious like contractions (but they are friends). There's a lot we didn't see, and it's easy to do Monday morning quarterbacking, so listen to her strategy explanations here.