It’s kind of grim, but if you read it and recite key passages, it will make you sound smart at your Thanksgiving get together. Like this.

The “significant disconnect between the every person has a vote doctrine of representative government and the blunt collective power of money and markets,” is wicked brutal.

Or

“While it might be prudent for each institutional investor to sell Europe now and ask questions later, just to be safe without true regard for the facts in each nation, the collective result of all those individual prudent decisions is a staggering negative,” you feel me dog?

And you will bring down the house with this one.

Look old man, “If Germany, the strongest and safest European country, now has to struggle to finance itself, the two-year-old European sovereign debt crisis has reached a new and even more dangerous phase.” Now, pass the damn stuffing grandpa and shut up with your history of euro stability crazy talk!