“It does not avail her anything to complain that her employer took advantage of her sexuality.”

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John Barry, from the NSW branch of the Liquor, Hospitality and Miscellaneous Workers Union, said it appeared that under the hotel award employers could dictate what length of skirt was worn.

He said that in the 1980s the union had a clause inserted into the award dealing with offensive attire, in response to demands by some employers for staff to go topless. As a result of industrial law simplifications brought in by the Federal Government that clause had been removed.

U.S. foreign policy prevents American students from getting laid abroad, says [The Onion]:

Hapbrook said the 2004 overseas-coitus figures show a slight recovery from the all-time low reached in November 2002, after the Afghanistan invasion and during escalating conflict with Iraq. But the figures are still well below those of 1999, when Bill Clinton was in office and a very healthy 67 percent of respondents scored abroad.