Guess what?

If you work in an office environment, you've probably encountered the dreaded "office manager" - that jerk who tells you it's "against policy" to have space heaters in your cube, but won't do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you're going to do, burn the whole building down?

Now you can solve your office dilemma without any of those fire-marshall-attracting devices with the Corgi Butt USB Heated Pillow. One charge lasts 4-6 hours, and it only takes 1-2 hours to recharge it, so at the worst you can spend 16 hours of your day warm and 8 waiting to rewarm. Or just get two and be warm all the time. After all, if you have a corgi you know he or she is going to claim the first one you buy as a bed, so you may as well head that off at the pass and get two to start with.