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Tsk tsk tsk.... first you launch TORPEDOES, but not TORPEDOES with EXPLOSIVES, oh no. You launch TORPEDOES with INFANTRY into the other SHIP, and FUCK UP their SHIT. Then, you pilot the shattered remains of their SHIP into a ASTEROID, and than you do THAT ASTEROID'S MOM.

Blitzen and the forces of the Grammar Inquisition, having seen what happened to Shaun and Benny, decided that waiting around for Piltogg to find them and sneak attack when Blitzen was relatively unguarded would not be such a great idea. So they teamed up with the Settanian capital ship "Tor's Hammer" To perform a preemptive strike against The Akkadians.

But the Akkadian border patrol is certainly no foe to be messed with lightly.

Especially because each squadron comes especially prepared with one of these guys: An Uber-trooper equipped with a personal teleporter and a Nachtmahr blade. (And this is a wonderful opportunity to playtest my rules for them)

And the forces did align themselves as such.

The uber-troop teleported next to the primary guns of the capital ship.

...and broke it into pieces with one fell swoop.

He then moved on to the SHIP's right-side secondary weapons.

And also smashed those to bits

Then he moved onto the right inquisitorial kommand vehicle's wing.

And destroyed it's primary guns.

It is at this point that I rolled a one, ending the uber-troops rampage. But he still left a pretty nice trail of destruction.

The Akkadians took full advantage of that fact in their movement. Flying into an alleyway, wherein they would receive minimum return fire.

The reise assault craft soon followed suit.

The inquisitional forces soon followed suit, and did some repositioning.

And an Overwatch.

The reise prepared it's twin miniguns.

And did some pretty serious damage to the section of SHIP, which had separated itself from the main body.

The fighter craft fired on Tor's hammer, and knocked out it's disruptor beams.

The inquisitorial fighter craft fired on the uber-troop insuring he wouldn't get to break anything next turn.

And another Overwatch

The Akkadian fighter craft moved to an even safer position.

And the Reise Attached it's boarding tubes to Tor's hammer.

Ripping open it's hull. and providing an entrance for the Akkadian boarding Party.

The fighter fight resulted in both inquisitorial craft being downed, and one Akkadian craft destroyed.

Some more repositioning happened.

The forward guns on Tor's hammer opened up on it's Akkadian counterpart.

Blasting off the Reise's twin Mini-guns

Roof's all come removable of course.

Showing the first room in Tor's hammer. The gaurds Quarters, Lightly gaurded right now.

Last edited by piltogg on Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.