Goalie Scoring for Opposing Team Should Consider New Career

This goalkeeper doesn't excel at the finer -- and not-so-finer -- points pf the game.

While trying to clear the ball, the keeper managed to kick the ball square on the right shoulder of his teammate, whee it ricochets into a goal for the other team.

It's a sports blooper he will never live down.

Seriously, this is awful. There are Volvo-driving, orange-peeling soccer moms who will never see this kind of ineptitude. And they see players spend more time picking their noses and scratching their butts before smelling their fingers than they do good soccer.

May we recommend this fella find a new line of work? Perhaps something where he can't cause trouble by knocking into a co-worker, like data entry, selling insurance or telemarketing, where the only people he would frustrate are the annoyed folks he calls.