Dakota Fanning might live in a cave

I’m not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Dakota Fanning because she’s only 13-years-old and honesty is only reserved for adults. Well that, and I’m actually a little scared of her. If it was dark and I saw her walking towards me on the street I wouldn’t even think, I’d just throw my keys at her and run.

One more shot of Dakota Fanning after the jump.

NOTE: Was that mean? Was what I said mean? I didn’t mean it to be. Oh God, she’s in my closet isn’t she? *Runs out of the room screaming*

Comments

So Samantha (#95 et. al.), you’re from Grand Prairie, Texas, and you want us to call your Cingular Wireless cell phone. Very interesting, because I actually do happen to know a ho or two from Grand Prairie. Is that you?

She’s THIRTEEN. I guess her parents should spray her down with self-tanner, like fucking child pageant parents. Evan Rachel Wood, Naomi Watts, Cate Blanchett, and god knows how many other (gorgeous) celebrities…they’re naturally pale. Look even paler if they have camera bulbs snapping at them, and if they have people jumping out of the bushes and snapping pictures at them from the moment they wake up/get to the set. I don’t know about the rest of you, I look kinda pasty/pale when I’ve just woken up….not with rosy cheeks and bright eyes.

I’m not a fan of her, but I pity her….this whole “let’s find younger and younger starlets, than slice them up for how they look” trend in Hollywood is remarkable.

I don’t care that she’s pasty. I care that in the second pic, that’s probably the last thing you see before she plucks your eyeballs out with her fingernails and then pops them into her mouth. But maybe that’s just a “phase” kids go through.

#21 & 109 – wow. Now I feel special. The trolling has come back around to me again. Just cause you got called to the carpet a couple posts back. The real JRZ knows that I wouldn’t punk her out like that.

Dakota lookz like zhe belongz to the Addamz Family….zhe haz
the zame forehead that dad did on the original zhow.
what a freakin dogface…zomeone needz to tell
her to put hair down on her face & forehead
GROZZ…