I'm confused. How is natu dumb and why am I attracted to a koffing---Pokemon Black 2 FC: 0820-1595-0652 Trainer M.J

#5EstheimasterPosted 1/13/2013 2:22:18 PM

BFs with Amoonguss (Well, shrooms)In love with Totodile (she is adorable!)Wacky neighbor Stantler (if I stare too long at the antlers...)Rivals with Liepard (could be cool)My boss is Ekans (Not getting that payraise)My mother is Armaldo (?)---Official Bulbasaur of the Pokemon X boards.

wut---STOP CALLING ME HOME ROWEDwant some funeral to go with that cake?

#10RethalwolfPosted 1/13/2013 2:29:54 PM

Sometimes, I think I always knew my best friend would be an ancient, psychic canary. Sigilyph has always been such a good listener, and ever since that hot piece of Zebstrika moved in across the street, it's been nothing but the best "wing" man (wing "man"?) of all time. If only my psycho Captain-Falconing, Kool-Aid-Man-Walling neighbor, Blaziken, didn't keep ruining all the romantic nights I set up with her.Ugh and Gothitelle... if I was going to have any competition in this love triangle, of course it was going to be with a lesbian. I don't have breasts! It's not my fault that my body isn't so pleasing to her eyes... but I hope my wit and charm will be enough to win her over, so long as no confusion is involved in the long run. I mean, I've got more going for me than my idiot boss, Whismur, don't I? I mean, I'm not saying he's a stuffed bear, but... I AM saying he's a stuffed rabbit. Wouldn't want to say the bear thing to his face.Fortunately, I have my mom, Zigzagoon, to tell me what the jagged-furred ladies like. Even if I have to "Weedle" it out of her, since there's no way she'd tell me directly; my mom's always been like that.And that's my story. And this, kids, is How I Met Zebstrika.---"The point of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the enemy die for his."