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Sketchywhale

He is just another douche with another product that aims at body builders to try to scam them into trading their money for Mike Chang's Wang juice (Which consist of hobbit seaman, dragon testicles and corkscrew duck wieners). This conCOCKtion will leave you broke and looking like Gandolf had just rammed his staff up your ass.

"Hi Mike Chang here, if you want to watch a 2 minute Youtube video, you must first watch 3 minutes of my garbage."

or
"I have pay the internet so much money that I am advertised everywhere and every page you click on will have a picture of me on it and this will occur until you pay me to stop bothering you!"