S: Honorable mention gotta go out to Black Magic’s Confam. That video was….too simple! Shit I doubt they spent 20k on it (add the money he paid the mallam guy for that babe’s dress)…but it was too fresh. Just a fresh concept and that was it.

T: Yeah…kinda like Kanye’s ‘all falls down’

RAPPER OF THE YEAR

and the nominees are:

Phenom

M.I.

Vector

Boogey

Olamide

S: I should say Vector because he had one hell of a year…Dude was literally everywhere…a feature a week. But then again..its quality over quantity erryday

T: Mr Incredible for me

S: Mr Abaga full ground on this one

T: Boogey also came correct! Dude was in beast mode

S: Couple of Outstanding verses and a few quotables on his tape. Why is Phenom on this list?

T: *tears list*

S: LoL

ARTIST OF THE YEAR

and the nominees are:

Davido

Wizkid

Iyanya

Burnaboy

Tiwa Savage

D’banj

T: Wetin Tiwa dey find for here…What manner of bribery have you accepted?

S: Errrrrm we had to have a lady 😦

T: Abegi

S: I no even know why she dey here. This Mavin dull her year I swear

T: True

S: I really don’t know who I will give it to

T: Davido for me, dude had no mentor, no big name backing just his HKN team and a manager better than oliyooo(or not)

S: His manager is no longer better than all of us… 😦 U mean to tell me the only light skin ninjas gonna be in Davido’s videos now are gonna be B-red n Sina 😦

T: Yup..sad stuff 😦

S: WeWantAsaAsika ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

T: Wiz also had a solid year. I don’t even think he spent one week in one country

S: Dbanj too…..can’t overlook he got a Good Music feature on Cruel Summer…even tho ma nigg was going tribal on that ish. Capped the year off with ‘Top of the World’ as the Nation Cup official song and the KoKo Concert marathon

T: #teamDbanj

S: *logs out of Mavin league*

T: LOL

S: You know I joined Mavin league back in May. I was soo excited…After I heard the album…I quickly went to unsubscribe from that shit. Tah!

T: Mavin league wey cobweb don dey the website

S: I guess Spiderman came to the party after the Avengers left the building ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

T: They should have used all the energy in creating that website to concentrate on D’prince’s below par album

S: 😦 *singing* Aminaaaaaa where u dey

T: 😦

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

and the nominees are:

Burnaboy

Dammy Krane

Boogey

Ajebutter22

L.O.S.

T: They call him Burnnnaaa

S: 7 8 9 10….Burna herrre for da gehl dem

T: Funny how we predicted this ish

S: When we be telling them…they don’t be listening

T: They’ll eventually listen.

S: Like to Party was too fresh.

T: ….*singing* gotta be doing something right

S: Ebe le bo! Ebe le bo!

SYBT’S CAPTAIN FUCKERY

and the nominees are:

Chuddy K – Brazilian Hair

Flowwsick – Ringtone

Tonto Dike – Hi

Sina Rambo – Ijo Sina

S: Man, everyone on this list deserves an award

T: Yup…every single one of them. Tonto Dike and the people that downloaded that her song gets the award tho.

S: POKe hOes

T: Y’ll should have just ignored her but ‘NO’ you people went to download and gas her up, the song even found its way to radio

S: Man, if that song came with a video and a funny dance it would have been our ‘oppa gangnam style’.. 2million hits? Lol

T: I blame Nigerians 😦

S: But shoutout to Nigerians that didn’t allow Chuddy K ‘Brazilian hair’ to blow. Thanks to y’ll that didn’t call radio to request that trash when he was promoting it and giving out dog hair on air

T: Extra shoutout for not making for not making ‘ijo sina’ blow too

S: Ijo Sina couldn’t blow if it was in Yvonne Nelson’s mouth…*Iyana can tell you what that mouth do tho* X_X

T: #lowblow

S: I see what you did there too…*low*…+ *blow* lol

T: Ah! You are twisted. I have a feeling you’ll get beaten by one of these artiste this year

S: Yo wasn’t with me when I be gyming in the gyyyyymmm…*RHUH*

SONG OF THE YEAR

Bastard – ThreeWiseMen

Repete – Blackmagic

Omote – Ese Peters

Oko Mi – Waje

Good Morning – Brymo

T: I’d give this one to BlackMagic

‘Repete’ just sounds so fresh and different

S: ‘Bastard’ was the best song of the year. Every song on this list deserves an award. I ain’t even gassing yall. These are pretty much the best songs I heard last year… Blackmagic clearly deserves the award because he is responsible for 2 of them

T: Blackmagic! Repete mo se dada mo se jeje!…Version 2.0 would definitely be a good album

S: ‘Omote’ tho sounds like a song outta a classic Walt Disney movie and Waje is the best female vocalist in Nigeria….*puts both hands down*

T: Well…

S: Stay in a well. You can’t argue it

JAM OF THE YEAR

D-Banj- Oliver Twist

Burna Boy-Like To Party

Naeto C ft D-Banj-Tony Montana remix

Iyanya- Your Waist

D’Prince- Take Banana

Terry G- See Groove

S: Gal dem wey like toooo paaaaaaarrty ┌(˘.˘)ʃ

T: Lots of jams this year…’Oliver’ gets my vote tho…released late 2011 the jam however had 2012 on lock. This jam travelled far and wide

S: It had it locked over with dem guys in the UK not in Naija. Tah! (˘̯˘ ) This is 2012 Naija list I don’t care if una dey dance to am for M&S

T: Name one jam that had international recognition like that in the history of Nigeria?

There you have it ladies and gentlewomen, shoutout to all of you that have been fuxing with us from day one, reading and retweeting our links. We appreciate y’ll. Extra shoutout to miabaga.com for hosting us and to all our guests this year…

Back to the review. ENOUGH with the Boogey this Boogey that yarns. Thanks partly to you guys he’s become synonymous with ‘overrated’. Not knocking his hustle but he really isn’t good. Average at best. And yes I heard his mixtape. Unfortunately.

I wonder why Iyanya’s kukere wasn’t nominated for ‘Jam Of The Year’. Hate it or love it, that song was huge.

Please, spare us, nobody is anticipating Cyrus’ work. We don’t care. Recycle bin music. And as for X.O Senavoe, I just don’t care anymore. His album will probably drop after ‘Detox 2’.

LOL.. I have never made a comment before but you guys crack me the heck up!!! For the first time i read this post line by line. Who submits the nominations though? I’m bad with Nigerian music so I really cannot make comments on what I do not know.

Yo this is the second review I’m reading and you two fuckin clowns are headed for greatness I swear.
Anyways, only that thunder booty should be on that list! No contest! That shit had that melyssa milan aka msallotabootie thing going on! That ass got a black man shy,blushin n shit! …mehn jah bless her mother. Bye