Say your friend was in a coma for the last five years. Once they got over the whole shock thing, what's the first thing you would tell them that has happened since they've been sleeping? Like a major change/occurrence? I was discussing this with my friend earlier, and we couldn't agree on what would be best, so I decided to see what interesting responses the pit may have.

"I thought I recognized this hospital driving up; it was actually just in the news a few months back for some scandal. Turns out members of the staff were raping unconscious patients. Luckily an intern had seen it going on and reported it to the police.

I'd honestly make shit up, just for the lulz. Of course there'd be the initial "OMG YOU'RE OK IM SO HAPPY!!!!!" thing, but after that, I'd waste no time in sitting him down and having a serious conversation about how chocolate has been made illegal and everyone has to be microchipped and tracked by the government.

I'd honestly make shit up, just for the lulz. Of course there'd be the initial "OMG YOU'RE OK IM SO HAPPY!!!!!" thing, but after that, I'd waste no time in sitting him down and having a serious conversation about how chocolate has been made illegal and everyone has to be microchipped and tracked by the government.

Id love to see their reaction if someone sent them "get well soon" chocolates.

pull out my iphone and use the most possible futuristic app, then have another freind dressed as an alien, and he pretends to kill me while i fake call 911 when im rlly calling another freind with an iphone app and then say that the aliens resurrected hitler and walt disney into a nazi cyborg anti semetic- cartoon thing and made him president, and say that being jewish is now illegal, and its a good thing im a Pastafarian now, oh then id make out with his GF from back then who would of probably dumped him

Edit: AND then id make that line from futurama "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!" and make us buy pizza cuz he owed me a quarter and i charge interest in small loans