I heard these types of headlines/sentences are called "crash blossoms". One of my favorite is "Handicapped Fish At Trout Farm" My sister said they were being mainstreamed but it could be the headline was just a hook.

Sorry to be a nit-picker, but the examples given here mostly concern the ambiguity that results from missing or inaccurate punctuation (which is why "Eats Shoots and Leaves" was such a popular book). The problem with your headline was different: blind can be both a verb and an adjective. Headline writers strive to use the fewest number of words, but really, "Woman Helps Parents of Blind Children" wouldn't have unduly increased the length.

Sorry, don't get it (English ist not my native language) - for me it says that a women is helping the parents of blind children. What am I overlooking? I don't get the joke, not even when saying it out loud... wait a moment is it verb instead of adjective?

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