Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.

1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.

A person who is divorced by a woman when she figures out the he is worthless, unmotivated and a deadbeat. Doesn't pay for his children's expenses and always blames someone else for his mistakes in life.

My ex-husband borrowed money from a loan shark and asked me for a loan to pay him back. (YEAH RIGHT!)

The jackass who started his own business and used your credit card. The jerk you divorced and he stuck you with the payment books and didn't pay the support. The father of the year who got himself underemployed to squander his support payments.