Book Description:
My name is Julian Donahue, and you should consider yourself lucky that I’m entrusting you with that information. Most people get an alias, but fuck it, if I’m telling you my greatest and darkest tale, I want to make you sure you attribute it to the right man. Some people would call me a con man, but that’s such a derogatory term. I prefer to consider myself a tax collector, ensuring that all the scum of the Earth who are too afraid to get their hands dirty pay their dues. I’ll admit it, I’ve lived a life of luxury. Some people might even call it opulent. But that was before I was hired to kill the homeless Robert Tindall and he fucked up my perfect life. The following is the true story of what reluctantly became our adventure, told exactly the way it happened to me, from what I would call my unbiased point of view. It contains: grand theft auto, breaking and entering, gruesome violence, murder, and mild cursing. If you think this story sounds far-fetched, I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t have believed it either.