"There is a different method for women. Women can also hang a hundred pounds from their private parts. An egg-shaped piece of jade with a dangling cord is inserted inside them."

Unlike pulling a truck around with your nuts, this one would actually have self-defense applications.

I'm guessing that if a woman can lift 100 pounds in this manner, she could sever a rapist's weenie, provided of course that the rapist was not an iron crotch master himself in which case the sparks would probably kill them both.

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Speaking of SCARS, when and why did people stop making fun of Kungfoolss because of his SCARS affiliation? I recall him having epic shouting matches with Patfromlogan and Angry Spastic some time ago, but now he seems like he's become one of the guys. What's he done to make him suddenly cool?

Speaking of SCARS, when and why did people stop making fun of Kungfoolss because of his SCARS affiliation? I recall him having epic shouting matches with Patfromlogan and Angry Spastic some time ago, but now he seems like he's become one of the guys. What's he done to make him suddenly cool?

Kungfoolss is like the senile crotchety old man that occasionally comes out of his house to chase the little kids off his lawn with his cane.

His rants are hilarious.

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