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What’s a strike? When the ball passes between the batter’s armpits and
knees. —Jeremy

As a trader, the only shopping I talk about is market related. Lol! — Rick

I’ve never seen a cat bounce this high! Is that a trampoline cat? —Alycia

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Algebra is a see-saw.
Put the same amount
on both sides to keep
it balanced. Calculus
is a picket fence. Fill
the missing picket.

—NICK

CHAT SWIMMER #1

I had at least adozen alerts go off,some while I was inthe pool at the resortnext door early thismorning.

CHAT SWIMMER #2

Shut off volume—too
many alerts.

When my accountgrows up (after weedspop, I hope), I wantto do butterflies anddouble calendars.