We Know What You Want This Valentine’s Day

Is it just me or has the first 5 weeks of 2018 been stressful AF? I feel in desperate need of a break, things are that hectic, yet I had one less than 2 months ago! I know my friends are in the same boat, we’re all frantically trying to get things done at work while simultaneously keeping relationships strong, trying to rid the Christmas gunt, and plan everything for the year.

So if you, like me and my gal pals, are feeling a bit stressed, I have the perfect Valentine’s Dat pressie to ‘subtly’ hint to bae. And by ‘subtly’, just tag the idiot, they don’t understand cues.

Valentine’s Day 2018

The ULTIMATE pamper night in. Yes, you read that right, this Vday, I’m voting for a glorious night in to treat yo’self, and if you don’t have a BF to spoil you, be the strong independent woman I know you are and DIY.

But chaps, here’s what you’ll need to prepare the ultimate night in for that special lass in your life…

Find out what time she’s due home and that bath sorted. You’ll need bubble bath (I love the lavender one from L’OCCITANE), some Epsom salts (from the pharmacy), and some candles. If you’re being extra spesh/willing to splash the cash, head to Jo Malone for a special candle, however, I am SURE your girl has a few candles lying around.

Make sure she’s got a lovely face and hair mask to pop on while she’s soaking, I’ve got a bunch of face mask recs right here and am currently loving Schwarzkopf hair masks, so grab her one of those while you’re out.

She’ll need a fluffy, warm towel for when she gets out and make sure there’s a beautiful set of lingerie for her to slip into. THEN you give her the best massage of her life with this gorgeous new body oil which smells delish AND is super nourishing.

And then put her to bed. Don’t you dare try and wave your shlong at the girl, she deserves a good nights sleep!