OH MY EARS! WHY ANGELINA, WHY?!

OH MY EARS! WHY ANGELINA, WHY?!

OH MY EARS! WHY ANGELINA, WHY?!

November 12, 2010JEREMY FEIST

Because Jersey Shore star Angelina really needs more attention now that she’s taking the long road to Obscurity Town, U.S.A., the bitch decided to release a rap song, because as we all know, mainstream rap is the laziest form of music known to man. Aside from Christian rock. But whatever, it honestly can’t be any worse than The Situation‘s rap song – OH JESUS MY EARS! WHY WON’T THE BLEEDING STOP?

TMZ has finally obtained a snippet of Angelina’s highly anticipated RAP song “I’m Hot” — and if you like tone-deaf, non-rhymes about boozing and punching women … you’re gonna LOVE THIS!!!! LISTEN TO IT HERE

Oh God … Oh God … Alright, I think I’m okay now. I’m partially deaf and I have toilet paper wadded up in my ear holes, but I’m okay. Christ, how sad is it that I can set my expectations so low they’re underground, yet this bitch still finds a way to trip over them and fall flat on her face? You could take the biggest palm in the world and slap it against the biggest forehead in the world and it still couldn’t convey the amount of fail in this song.