President Obama At The 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

The man has a very solid sense of humor. We brought you Seth Myers earlier today and now the main course.

“Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately,” Obama said. “But no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”