Short and sweet, in my opinion. But… short is an understatement. I think that microscopic would be a better term to use in this case, seeing as it is probably not even 500 words. And on my netbook, with it's tiny screen, I don't need to scroll to see it all. Which, IMO, isn't necessarily a good thing.

Why not just hype up rumours that the app is about fake items? I'm sure few people would believe most of the stuff on there is real. Suddenly, the $15 price tag would be a huge turn-off for pretty much everyone, and the issue would pretty much be self-contained.

I'm downvoting for that reason, but I'll revert to a no-vote if someone can describe why it wouldn't work.