Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Today's "Drunk Guy With Comically Unsuitable Mode of Transportation" story is an English guy who got a DUI driving a Barbie car. Says he:

"I was very surprised to get done for drink-driving but I was a twit to say the least. Originally it was a pink Barbie car but I put bigger wheels on it but it's not fast. I'm not unhappy with my punishment, just a little bit surprised."

Two thoughts: 1. The thing does 4mph. Why not just walk? 2. Saying "it was a pink Barbie car" implies that drunky must have given it a paint job so it was less embarrassing to be seen in. If that ain't sadder than a burning orphanage, I don't know what is.

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