Dear santa clara law and lewis and clark; a suggestion and a comment.. unless you are admitting a prospective 1L, do not send them anything regarding how great the school is. It will piss them off when you deny the application. And; kiss my ass, both of you. That is all...

So you waitlisted me. That's fine, I wasn't really planning on spending $220k to attend the fourth best school in the state of New York anyway. I will happily take the scholarships I received from better schools.

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Dear Notre Dame,

Thank you for waitlisting me, thereby forcing me to consider whether I really want to spend three years at a school that is even more religion-obsessed and fucked up than the place where I grew up.

your town is really expensive, not rerally close to Denver.... and smells like Hippies, cigarettes and pot.... thank you for saying no... now I wont have to suffer through your self love and naval gazing for 3 years

Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.

Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.

Inc

I would never go to Georgia for law school, but you should check yourself on the state and people hate.

Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.

Inc

I would never go to Georgia for law school, but you should check yourself on the state and people hate.

Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.

Inc

I would never go to Georgia for law school, but you should check yourself on the state and people hate.