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Monday, September 10

Rabbi Wisdom and The Petraeus Report

A desperate jewish woman goes to the Rabbi to ask for his advice;"Rabbi, I am desperate, my house is too small...you know, I have a husband and three kids live in two bedrooms, small living room and kitchen..."Rabbi asks: "Do you have any domestic animals in the yard?"Woman: " Yes a have a dozen of chickens in the backyard..."Rabbi: "Take them inside the house!"Woman: " But Rabbi, the house is too small as it is..."Rabbi: " Just take them in woman!"

Woman comes back in a week, exasperated:"Rabbi, my house is unlivable... you know the husband, three kids and the chickens..."Rabbi asks: "Do you have any more domestic animals?"Woman answers: "Yes, I have two goats..."Rabbi: "Take them inside the house!"Woman: "But Rabbi, you know the husband, three kids, the chickens..."Rabbi interrupts: "Just take them inside the house, woman!"

Woman comes back in a week, out of her mind:" Rabbi, I can't take this anymore, my house is a mayhem...you know, the husband, three kids, the chickens and the goats...I am going out of my mind..."Rabbi: " I hear, you have a cow too"Woman: "Yes."Rabbi: "Take the cow inside the house!Woman:"But Rabbi, I can't take it anymore...you know my house is small and the husband, the kids, the chicken, the goats..."Rabbi: ""Just take the cow inside the house, woman!"

Woman comes back two weeks later with a look of insanity in her eyes:"Rabbi, I am going to kill myself, if I have to live another day like this!"Rabbi: "Ok, ok...Listen woman, now you can take the cow out of the house"

A week later, Rabbi: "Ok woman, now you can take the goats out of the house!"

Woman comes back a week later, somewhat relieved:"Rabbi, things are getting much better at home"Rabbi: "Ok, now take the chickens out of the house!"

Woman comes back a day later with tears of joy in her eyes:"Thank you Rabbi, you really helped me out, my house is large and roomy and fresh air blows all throughout of it.Thank you, Rabbi, you're a genious!"

According to Petraeus prediction, by next July, the troop levels will be back where they were before the "Surge"