6. Tripping Balls

7. Hairy Situation

Well, it was an old wives’ tale that masturbation would cause hairy palms. That’s why Bram Stoker’s Dracula (and later seen in Francis Ford Coppala’s cinematic version) had hairy palms. He was a chronic masturbator.

8. Most Annoying Sound In The World

I swear, music teachers in elementary school must have hated their jobs. They wanted to punish the parents of the children that made their jobs unbearable by picking the most obnoxious musical instrument in the world. My parents wanted to throw my recorder out the window on multiple occasions.

10. Love You Anyway

Unfortunately, despite what every old lady says, not every child is beautiful. We’ve all seen our share of ugly a** kids in our day. We smile and say, “Oh how adorable.” But then we go home and call our best friends and say, “Did you see Becky’s ugly a** kid? Little f***er looks like Sloth from The Goonies!”

6. Tripping Balls

7. Hairy Situation

Well, it was an old wives’ tale that masturbation would cause hairy palms. That’s why Bram Stoker’s Dracula (and later seen in Francis Ford Coppala’s cinematic version) had hairy palms. He was a chronic masturbator.

8. Most Annoying Sound In The World

I swear, music teachers in elementary school must have hated their jobs. They wanted to punish the parents of the children that made their jobs unbearable by picking the most obnoxious musical instrument in the world. My parents wanted to throw my recorder out the window on multiple occasions.

9. Kill Me Now

10. Love You Anyway

Unfortunately, despite what every old lady says, not every child is beautiful. We’ve all seen our share of ugly a** kids in our day. We smile and say, “Oh how adorable.” But then we go home and call our best friends and say, “Did you see Becky’s ugly a** kid? Little f***er looks like Sloth from The Goonies!”