Some of the cards in the grandma machine:
No running in the house!
Wake up, it's time for church.
Shut off that idiot box!
Turn down that noise!
My pot roast tastes fine. Eat it.
There's still meat on that. Chew the bones.

Check out the Silverball Museum in Asbury Park. They've got machines dating back to the thirties up to today. Pay an hourly fee, which I think is 15.00. All games are set for free play. Hell of a way to waste a couple hours.http://silverballmuseum.com/

When my daughter was small we took her to Orlando to go to Disney World. We ended up with some free tickets to a place called Mystery Fun House. It was like an real old fashioned fun house. She had the BEST TIME there and Disney with Ariel the Mermaid and Mickey Mouse was just meh in comparison. The Fun House is shut down now though. Here are some pictures from online