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So after extensive study of the huddle, I've decided to put together a 2013 draft that would both inflame and satisfy our masochistic desires. This also caters to those among you who wish to tank the season just to get a better draft pick. Also, we switch to a 3-4 defense.

HC: Bill Cowher

OC: Rob Chudzinski

DC: Rex Ryan

GM:Rob London

Uniforms: Every home game

Trades, Signings & Releases:

1) Release Deangelo Williams

2) Trade Jon Beason for 4th rounder

3) Jordan Gross restructures contract

4) Steve Smith retires

5) Panthers acquire Maurice Jones-Drew in free agency

6) Panthers receive a 7th round compensatory pick.

Draft:

1st round: Manti Te'o LB/ Notre Dame

Best prospect in the draft and we don't have enough linebackers already.

2nd round: Giovani Bernard RB/ UNC

With the loss of Deangelo Williams the Panthers need to maintain a five headed monster.

4th round: Daniel McCullers DT/ Tennessee

The huddle will cream their pants when we draft the 6'6" 377 lbs. product of the University of Tennessee.

4th round (acquired from trade): Joseph Fauria TE/ UCLA

Everyone knows the only good Tight Ends in the NFL are 6'7" or above.

5th rounder: Rodney Smith WR/ Florida State

This 6'6" product gives us the only important trait in a WR, SIZE.

6th rounder: Jerrell Gavins CB/ Boise State

This 5'7" product of Boise State perfectly fits the Panthers plans of using underwhelming size at CB to force interceptions and play man defense.

7th rounder (compensatory): Edmund Kugbila OG/ Valdosta State

This 6'4" 365 lbs. offensive guard wont let anyone near Cam.

2013 Season: Panthers then proceed to go 19-0 with a Super Bowl victory.