Earlier this week, someone hacked Apple’s Siri search function, changing the answer to the question for “What is a douche bag?” to read what is essentially a complaint about MLB commentator and former major league catcher Joe Buck. It didn’t stay up for long, but of course, we have screenshots.

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The most groove-inclined talk show host around, Ellen DeGeneres, had a pretty darling week. First, she spent some time hilariously scaring the bejeebers out of her producers with a prop from the movie Annabelle, and then she interviewed her wife Portia de Rossi, about mundane, everyday stuff. Obviously, it was completely adorable.

Eddie Vedder seems like a cool dude. The Pearl Jam frontman long ago made a promise to take a photo with a longtime fan, however, the man didn’t have a camera on him at the time. Fast forward over two decades later: the Vedder keeps his word.