Invest with Orange County now!

Invest now with Orange County! The Treasury of Orange County
has opened its services to the individual investor!
Features include:
* 10% return in the past. Of course, returns are not guaranteed and are
subject to change. Read the prospectus carefully before investing.
* Recent shortfalls in performance were caused only by the presence of
illegal immigrants employed in the Treasurer's office.
* Top deficit-fighters from the Reagan and Bush administrations have
been brought in to advise.
* A one-time tax will be enacted on the three Democrats in the county.
* A bail-out package from Willie Brown is expected imminently.
* While in bankruptcy, the County won't be paying for the Pentium
systems used in managing the portfolio!
[for non-California residents: Orange County, a conservative
Republican stronghold, just declared bankruptcy because risky
investments went sour; California voters recently passed a ballot
initiative restricting basic state services to illegal immigrants;
and Democrat Willie Brown, Speaker of the State Assembly for 14
years, is engaged in a bitter struggle with Assembly Republicans to
retain his position]