Old Convos: Snotty & the Esq

I want to delete my Myspace page, but don’t want to lose my old blog – so I’m going through posts, saving stuff. I keep discovering old conversations I’d written down, and I love the ones between myself and the Esq.

Snotty: I really liked the pizza last night – it was pretty good.
Esq: If you like your pizza burnt, with green olives, and an hour late, sure.
Snotty: You don’t have to be all Captain Hook about it.
Esq: Because Captain Hook was known for his harsh restaurant criticisms.

Snotty: Can you go through my hair and rip out all of the silver ones?
Esq: All of them?
Snotty: Yes. I even have them in my short sideburn hair. That’s fucked up! SEE? They’re betraying me.
Esq: Babe. You have more hair than anyone I’ve ever known. A few of them are bound to go rogue.

Snotty: Why do you have the car?
Esq: Because I just claimed it from my father after vanquishing him in single-handed combat.