Occupation: Sunday school teacher.
The reincarnation of the mary magdelen. Claims love relationship with Jesus Christ furfilled her when her husband fell down on the job. Out for muslims at all costs. Coined the name earth suit, and uses it often, esspecially when trying to get into yours. Enjoys emotionally raping sunday school children with a holy flair. Worships Glenn Beck for the saviour he is. Can officially reinsate your virginity. Enforces the importance of the blood covenent.

There goes Passionate Pamela, so full of holy flair.
Passionate Pamela just tried to get into my earth suit.
Passionate Pamela just tried to get into my earth suit...again.
Passionate Pamela just carved the blood covenent reference into everyone's wrist.