You just look like some white guy with spray tan, too afraid to show his face or cock.
I come from Seattle, and we might look a little grungy, but our men are hot and hung.
If you are going to talk prestigious you better be prepared to back it up, prove you aren't just some wanna-be gangsta kid copying jersey shore with a five inch dick.

enjoy your visit in Seattle, but it sounds like you wont be getting any of that sweet elephant trunk with your attitude.

You just look like some white guy with spray tan, too afraid to show his face or cock.
I come from Seattle, and we might look a little grungy, but our men are hot and hung.
If you are going to talk prestigious you better be prepared to back it up, prove you aren't just some wanna-be gangsta kid copying jersey shore with a five inch dick.

enjoy your visit in Seattle, but it sounds like you wont be getting any of that sweet elephant trunk with your attitude.

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Are you on meth? LOL well most Seattle guys are!
I don't consider redneck and sluts hot,, thats all that Seattle has to offer.
Redneck and trailer park capital of America. And I'm not form LA.
I'm from New York, Look at my picture that's what fucking hot is.
Im nowhere near white and never wanna be. im 150% BLACK

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Well, if these are the kinds of ugly they have in Seattle, it can't be all bad. Elixir, I think the problem isn't Seattle, but you. Or perhaps, we're all just mistaken because of how you write your posts on LPSG.