Where Has J. Lo Gone?

Hollywood, Ca --Tabloid journalists all over the globe are still lamenting the breakup of Bennifer. It seems that J. Lo has become quiet, even shunning the press, or so it would seem, since the disastrous relationship finally ended.

"She's not the same as she was before. I think Ben hurt her. I mean, she believes in the sanctity of marriage and the third time was going to be forever. She is saddened by this whole situation," an undisclosed member of her inner circle reports.

But, just where has J. Lo gone? Some say she is in Miami, where she has a multimillion dollar bungalow, counting her money. Others say she has been kickin' it with P. Diddy again. Still others report that she is having a fling with Marc Anthony, not the guy who ousted Caesar, but the Puerto-Rican Salsa singer who often looks like a corpse because he is so pale.

There have been reports that J. Lo is considering abandoning the limelight for a return to a simpler life. Not like Paris Hilton's "Simple Life", but a life of service to others.

"Maybe she'll teach. Maybe she'll become a nun. Who knows? The girl is so sweet, isn't she? She can do anything," another insider, with a black eye, which was not given to him by J. Lo, said.

One thing's for certain, the world will watch whatever J. Lo will do because, frankly, we are sick, twisted and have nothing better to do with our time.

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