10. If you had a hit show, I’d watch it. — Ashton9. Television is a great way to avoid interacting with your family. — Angus8. I need to pay for a really big new house. — Jon7. If you don’t, I’ll make ‘Dude, Where’s My Car II?'” — Ashton 6. The economy sucks, our show’s free – what more do you need? – Angus5. This season, we’ll reveal who the mother is. – Jon4. We’re switching to metric, so it’ll be “4.023 Men” – Ashotn3. I’m 35 g**damn years old. – Angus2. It’s like “The Odd Couple” but we get to use the word weiner. – Jon1. Watch it, don’t watch it, I get paid either way. – Ashton