The "am I a chav" Test

congratulations you are 5 % chav!!

If you scored between 0 and 10% well done, your a refrained calm sophisticated person who wouldn't be seen dead in a tracksuit shagging their cousin whilst glugging on stella.
If you scored between 10 and 40% chaviness. You're doing ok but make sure you're careful not to let anymore "chav" habits slip in, or before you know it you'll punching sovereign ring indentations in your neighbours head and shouting "scuse mer mate, your fuckin out of order. innit"
If you scored between 40% and 80% then I have to break the unfortunate news to you that there is a high chance of your mother also being your cousin. But don't worry theres still time to throw away your day-glo white trainers, face the fact you will never be a master rapper and live a decent honest life doing charity work to repent for your former mis-deeds.
If you scored between 80% and 100% it's too late for you i'm afraid. You are a genuine legitimate fully fledged chav. You'd better go joy ride your neighbours car to the nearest KFC and get a bargain bucket for your 12 kids called "wayne", before they get bored and nick your hoop earings, innit?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

If you scored between 0 and 10% well done, your a refrained calm sophisticated person who wouldn't be seen dead in a tracksuit shagging their cousin whilst glugging on stella.
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