Boot Camp

Chloe and Bink are standing on a pile of books, wearing army hats. Lisa is standing to attention, saluting to them.
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Attention Lisa! Shadow Priest Boot Camp starts now!
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Repeat after me: I am not a rogue. I do not sneak or stab or poison!
Lisa: I am not a rogue. I do not sneak or stab or poison!
Bink: I am a shadow priest. I blast and sear, flay and plague!
Lisa: I am a shadow priest. I blast and sear, flay and plague!
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Pop quiz! How do you maximize DPS during a boss fight?
Lisa (breaking a sweat): Um, keep slice and dice and rupture up?
Bink: Wrong! Drop and give us 50!
Lisa (not saluting now): 50 pushups or 50 organ meats?
Chloe: Both!

If sneaking and stabbing on a shadow priest is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!
As for the DPS question? the answer is to bind every key to a random ability, then roll your face on the keyboard. Also pop your trinkets.

Also, 50 organ meats for a missed question? That’s gonna get expensive quick! But why pushups? It’d probly help poor Lisa more to recite the dps rotation 50 times… although that would get annoying fast… then again pushups are also annoying… aw heck, just scrap the shadow priest and roll a prot warr, YEAH! TANKING FTW! AND AS A PROT WARR YOU SOLO EVERYTHING! AND MY LETTERS ARE HUGE! SERIOUSLY!