The Benevolent and Merciful King Klout began his epic journey as the leader of a troublesome rabble of goblin pickpockets, but he always knew he was destined for something greater. When he obtained the Allowin Crown and Scepter through sheer cunning, courage, and at great risk to life and limb (not necessarily his), he finally ascended to his rightful status as the greatest and most glorious leader throughout all of Newerth, past, present, and future. Huzzah!