Listen to this, i saw the nurse and told her how embarresed i was about the piles, it was so funny she was really laughing but with me not at me!!

She got a big torch looked up my bum ( ) and said - and this is the truth - "oh my that is the biggest pile i have ever seen!!!!!!!"

It had to be really didnt it, its really bleeding so i have to where a pad!! She then said "oh you have thrush as well" " then pointed out that i have a varicose vein on my foot and behind my left knee she said its because of the progesterone suppositories that i took early in pregnancy so they will give me veins and piles.

Good job im already in love with this baby!!! So i have a supossitory and cream for the front hole, a suppository and cream for the bum hole and nurse said "please dont mix them up"" we were really laughing.

oh to be pregnant !! bloody men

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Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:47 pm

Glenny

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aww hun - sorry but you have to laugh hope the creams and stuff work quickly for you x

Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:51 pm

nettiexuk

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Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:59 pmPosts: 1946Location: oldham

sorry hun but that really made me giggle

hope your bits are better soon

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Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:52 pm

~squeezy~

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oh hun at least you have got it sorted

oh dear

its a mans life eh?????????

Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:53 pm

angelwishes1974

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honestly!!!! i had to post it because the nurse and i were really laughing - i just need to find a rubber ring now...................................

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Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:57 pm

~squeezy~

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Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:58 pm

debbie4979

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Sorry its the way to write it.

hope all your holes clear up soon

(((((Sending a rubber ring your way)))))

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Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:59 pm

clairelou84

ED MEGA BABE

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aww hun

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Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:00 pm

Glenny

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let me know where you get your rubber ring from

Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:00 pm

babyandme

ED MEGA BABE

Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:02 pmPosts: 4314Location: oprington,kent

oh sorry to hear that hun. they are so uncomfortable!
xx

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Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:01 pm

angelwishes1974

Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:20 pmPosts: 0

Think i need to go to the tyre shop for a tractor tyre to sit on with my swollen bits