theCryptofishist wrote:Seriously, you fuck this up and you will be buried in the desert without a stone to locate you, in soil so caustic your body will be gone in 5 years. And fucking this up could be as simple as bringing the wrong protein bar. You Are So Fucking Doomed...

lucky420 wrote:Hey I'm new here and cant wait to get to the playa. Have kown about it for years and have been dreaming of attending for years too.

Now please tell me where to; buy a ticket, park my car,find daft punk and what to: eat, sleep in, and wear and if it's; hot, cold, dusty or crowded.

Oh and I've read everything on burningman.com too

much thanks, love, namaste and mahalo

Buy your ticket on the stub. They run only about a grand, plenty there. Park in "G" lot, easier to catch the bus to Center Camp. Daft Punk plays usually around 2-3AM in Center Camp, next to Sbarro. Eat? Just cruise the food court. Sleep in? Anyones' tent. Street clothes are the ferschnizzle. No dust this year, no need for masks or any of that stuff.

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? " I am a controlled substance". Savannah.