Umm, so this is kind of creepy if you ask us. Can you imagine sitting across a table from someone who had an advertisement on their eye? Could you actually see it behind long lashes? If you try to tell them that their eye makeup is a little smudged and they tell you they're moonlighting as a billboard, do you congratulate their entrepreneurial spirit or hand them a Q-tip?

If this appeals to you, you’re obviously going to need some eye makeup remover to take the transfer off after they’ve paid you the mad money. The mainstay on our dressers is Lancôme Effacil Gentle Eye Makeup Remover ($26), which gently lifts eye makeup and dirt from your gorgeous peepers without stinging or causing any damage.

After all, if you’re going to make money off your eyes, you have to protect your investment.