Elin Woods fears no whore!

Tiger Woods took off for the Masters in George Sunday but without his wife Elin who apparently doesn’t deal with the mistresses that plan on showing up. Hollywood Life reports:

“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” one insider told RadarOnline.
Could Elin’s absence have anything to do with the fact that several of Tiger’s ‘kittens’ (aka mistresses) like Joslyn James and Jaimee Grubbs are meant to show at the tourney? The Sunday Mail reported that the 34-year-old golf pro was so worried that he hired an additional 90 members of security to the 200 already stationed on the green.

Obviously this is bullshit considering Elin Woods possesses the power of Thor, but in a supermodel’s body, so it’s pretty clear the PGA didn’t want her there. I mean, God forbid the Masters turned into a whore version of Braveheart and someone actually experienced joy watching golf. The Earth would tilt right off its axis.

EDIT: Added a pic of Tiger with his new goatee which is probably the worst facial hair decision he could make right now unless he’s suddenly Iron Man. He might as well wear a T-shirt that says “I like lap dances with my pants off” and start winking after every sentence.

This marriage is over. This guy is going to get grudge sex from her for the rest of his life.

Since that is true.. then he will be divorced sooner than later.

Regardless of whatever money deal they have together. Smart people would stay together to maximize Tiger’s advertising $, due to his family image. THEN get divorced later when he is no longer relevant. They would both win then.

alive learn how to read.
The question was when is “he” going to understand the marriage is over?
Of course SHE is sticking around to make his life hell and suck every $$$ she can out of him.
He needs to accept his loses and move on.

It’s very unfortunate what Tiger Woods has done to his wife and children, family and friends. Golf is a game of stress, granted, but the elements, competition and the skill should select the winner, not some bean counters.