Haymitch.Effie.Leather pants. How does this work out? Inspired by Rumples famous leather pants on OUAT and I wrote this after someone asked how Effie would react if Haymitch donned these pants. Rated T because this could carry on. Dedicated to the Hayffie Tag on Tumblr.

A series of one-shots about our favourite Escort and Mentor. Disclaimer - Any characters, places, or otherwise are property of Suzanne Collins. If any character belongs to me it will be referenced in the Author's note for that respective chapter. These are not in order. [Set to complete as I am done with one-shots for the time being]

When his lord demands a kiss, Rochëru is trapped between his promise and desire to fulfill his wish. Elrond&OC. Short. It's just a kiss but it's steamy so T to be safe. Give it a try and I might write more if you like.

What happens when someone who's lost everything bumps into someone who seems to have everything? I'm not really a Hayeffie shipper, but it seemed like such a good idea at 3 o clock last night, so I wrote this spicy piece of oneshot.

After the near-fight with the Cullens, Aro desperately tries to make sure the Volturi name stays untarnished. His methods are erratic and his actions rash as he tries to save face. In the end, it's his wife that comes to his aid.-Entry for TSSOV contest-

There is one dark haired elf whom Glorfindel has loved for centuries, this dark haired elf deems himself unworthy of any attention from other advances. Can Glorfindel find the courage during a special upcoming festival to change this? WARNING SLASH

A series of oneshots concerning the magnificent Elrond and Celebrian, Lord and Lady of Imladris. No AU, all in canon (well, as much canon as I can manage). In no particular order, these oneshots range from K to M (the first two are M, ratings will be at the head of each chapter after this).

In the year TA 2509, the Lady Celebrian of Rivendell traveled through the Redhorn Pass on her way to her parents' realm of Lothlorien. There, she was attacked by orcs. Whilst her guard fell, she survived the humiliation and torture in the orc den, through more than luck alone. She fought for her life with body and soul.

Celeborn comes home after spending weeks on the boarders to find his wife in a somewhat compromising position, and instead of letting her finish what she is doing herself, he helps her out. Shamelessly pure smut. That's it, that is literally all it is. I just love these two. One-shot.

Hayffie oneshot. Plot? What plot? Okay this is pure smut I'm not gonna beat around the bush. Haymitch and Effie share a loving moment together, in the best way they know how. M for obvious reasons. Please read the author's note if you're a regular reader of mine, across fandoms. If you're not, don't worry.

Celebrian, after her traumatic capture and rescue, decides to leave Rivendell and Middle Earth on a ship to the West. On the eve of her departure, Elrond bids her a loving farewell as only a husband can. Smutty one-shot (although I may do one follow-up chapter).

Guinevere is dreaming. Dreams often tell us things, things that once were, what is, and what will be. Gwen always knew she'd know when is happened. When he'd be gone. Set near the end of the last episode of series 5. Massive spoilers ahead, so if you haven't seen the Merlin finale, don't read this. T for angstyness.

Arthur visits Guinevere the night Uther banishes her from Camelot. My imagination runs wild following some of the events in series 3, episode 10 of BBC's Merlin - set somewhere in the middle of the episode The Queen of Hearts. Short, smutty fluff. ArthurxGwen pairing. Oneshot.

Inspired by (and with direct crossovers from) episode 9 of series 2. Merlin and Freya connect after Halig, the bounty hunter in search for her, almost catches her again. Short, soft fluff from my favourite tv series.

It's the night before Katniss and Peeta go into the arena for the first time, and Portia is in a less-than-sober state when Effie finds her. Portia wonders about Effie and Haymitch's relationship, and through a sleepy haze some of her suspicions are confirmed. We see Haymitch and Effie as Portia sees them. Mild Hayffie and Cinna/Portia. Oneshot.

Effie and Haymitch are talking with Peeta after his and Katniss' arrival for their first Games regarding his feelings for her and the tactics that could spring from that. However, Effie is distracted by the mere presence of her colleague, and soon Peeta becomes the last of their priorities. Fluffy Hayffie drabble.

Pregnant Hayffie - prompt sent by anon. It's five years after the war against the Capitol, and Haymitch and Effie suddenly find that they have a child on the way. Exploration of a backstory post-Mockingjay. Light one-shot with our favourite couple!

Prompt from illyna - a Hayffie fic inspired by Killer Queen by Queen. Not the best that could have been written, but short Hayffie nothingness! Haymitch catches Effie sneaking a cigarette on the roof of the Training Centre, and they just have a little fun together. One-shot.

Prompt from cloudless-grace, about Effie sending Haymitch a cat because she was worried he might be lonely. He didn't exactly get on very well with it... Pointless ramblings on a Sunday night. Mild Hayffie.

Haymitch and Effie first meet at a party in the Capitol, before she is his escort, before he is her mentor - before they are forced to be partners. Instantly, they hit it off, but as they say, the course of true love never did run smooth. A whole lot of Hayffie about to come your way.

Effie visits Haymitch before the 74th Hunger Games reaping, with good intentions. All she wants is to see him again. All he wants is to see the bottom of the next bottle. But she changes him - she always does. Despite this, is there any point in their reconnecting if she is only going to be torn away by the Capitol once more? Lemony oneshot.

It's one of the many dark nights on the train to the Capitol after the Reaping for the 75th Annual Hunger Games, and all Haymitch wants Effie. All he needs is her. That's all he's ever needed. But he is not the only love in her life. Oneshot.

When Peeta is chosen to be the tribute for District 12, he is shocked. He is going to be put against Katniss Everdeen after being torn from his family, for the sake of the Capitol's entertainment. This is wrong. This is very wrong. The Reaping of The Hunger Games from Peeta's POV, including his goodbyes.

The last line of Mockingjay captured me, and so this is what happened prior to that famous line. Katniss and Peeta come together for the first time, and Katniss finally realises how she has felt about him all along, in the house in which only he can bring her peace. M for lemonsss.

Lucius and Narcissa shared a magic that the Dark Lord would never understand, a magic that couldn't be taught at Hogwarts. Nothing could break the love that they shared - not even the end of their Dark Lord. A series of one-shots of Lucius and Narcissa.

Carlisle and Esme's small wedding with ever-faithful companion Edward, followed by the encounter that will seal with relationship forever. Entry for the Carlisle & Esme Summer Citrus Contest. Oneshot, in Twilight canon.

Because we just don't get enough of the Volturi couples. Two-parter; Athenodora and Caius rekindle their love of books, the old times and each other in the old library in Volterra. M for lemons. Complete!

Carlisle and Esme reunite after the clash at the end of Breaking Dawn. Teeny bit of lemons, oneshot. It's my first bit of lemon, please let me know how it is, whether that be review or message to help me improve my lemonz. All credit to Steph. Meyer

Percy and Penelope - two Prefects, model students. So what happens when Percy has to chose between his school and his girl? Rated M for later chapter, summary sucks, I know. Review, and I will continue with lemons.

The love story of Bella and Edward is now a famous one. But what happened on the other side? What happened to his family during this stressed out time? Twilight from Esme's POV, her and Carlisle's romance is a main part of the story.