i have a set of carpenter's tools about which I am trying to garner more information. They seem to be fairly old. I would say they date back to around AD17 or 18, something like that . They are in a box with the initials JC chiselled into it. KIt contains several chisels, a brad-awl, some long nails, and a hammer that can be used with either hand; there is a note attached to it which reads "Self-crucifixion a no-no. Last nail impossible. Will have to re-think.". In Aramaic... Any suggestions?

Yes, i have a suggestion. Many time has passed since those thoughts were noted. There's been a big evolution in self-crucifixion matters, so i'd say try it now and i bet, more, I foresee that you'll create a whole new concept for it that will be called "Crew-Cifixion".You'll be famous, you'll be known as the first Crew Cified member of all times.