Donald Trump to Hold May 25 Rally in Anaheim, OC's Most Riot-Happy City

Today, the Donald Trump campaign announced that he'll be returning to Orange County May 25 at noon at the Anaheim Convention Center. And with this move, we now know that Trump is actively wishing for chaos to happen.

So of all the cities in OC to hold a rally, Trump comes to Anacrime? Don't accuse us of instigating, gentle cabrones: we're just reporting the facts. Trump may be pendejo, but he...well, he is pendejo, and he's picking Anaheim for a reason. And it sure ain't for his supposedly yuuuuge crowds: the Anaheim Arena section of the convention center only holds 7,500. Will Trump's supporters claim 35,000 showed up afterwards, ala the Pacific Amphitheater?

Anyhoo, the rally is scheduled from noon to 2 p.m. THIS COMING WEDNESDAY. If you actually want to be inside, you gotta RSVP, but we all know the fun is going to be outside, on Harbor Boulevard and Katella Avenue. Will a bunch of people dressed up as Disney characters block traffic, as has happened in the past? Will the Anaheim PD stand around and do nothing until it's too late, ala the KKK rally? See you there!

Gustavo Arellano is the editor of OC Weekly, author of the syndicated column "¡Ask a Mexican!", and Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America. He started at the paper with an angry, fake letter to the editor and went from there—only in Anacrime!