How to have sex on the Taiwan metro with a good book and an anorak

SO. There you are on the Taipei Metro. Your lover /sister / cousin is riding the train with you. She’s shy. The man across the asile is filming. She puts her head on her man’s lap. He then puts his anorak delicately about her shoulders, gallantly.

Well, that’s one reading of it. The other is that she’s giving him oral sex on the train. She is on the Tube (fnar!).

This makes us wonder if the Karma Sutra, the ancient guide to love and its positions, is in need of an update, and what book the young blade is reading? Whatever it is the woman seeking to get his attention should know that next time he might notice her more if she writes a shopping list or smoke a pipe as she rides him: