At Last, Here’s That Lion-Killer Dentist Costume You’ve Been Seeking For Halloween

Rick Chandler 09:36 pm, August 25th, 2015

Halloween is just around the corner, and it's come to our attention that you haven't had your ass kicked in at least two months. So why not invest in this lion-killer dentist Halloween costume, the most inappropriate costume since the Ray Rice elevator abuse video first made the news?

It's available at Costumeish.com, which reports that as of this writing they haven't sold a single one.

From the site:

2015's most controversial killing has laid bare the rift in American and Zimbabwean attitudes toward exotic game hunting and animal conservation pitting an outraged mob against a Minnesotan dentist in a scandal sure to be remembered for a generation.