"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

You're a complete idiot for being duped by Obama.Obama is a complete fraud.Obama is a communist, and was indoctrinated in Marxism and hatred of the United States his entire life.Today, Obama is a muslim.Any enemy of the United States is a friend to Obama.Obama was a college dropout at Occidental.Obama never attended classes at Columbia.Obama was admitted to Harvard after being a college dropout at Occidental through high level contacts in the Communist Party USA.There is someone who worked to attend Harvard and was denied so the Communist Party USA could arrange for Obama to get another fraudulent line in his fraudulent resume.Obama's biological father is Frank Marshal Davis.Obama has never read the Constitution in his entire life.Obama is just a cardboard cutout of a commercial to make it appear as if someone's actually president. The communist Vallerie Jarrett is the real president.... should I go on?

Opinion polls indicate that Republicans appear to be getting more of the blame for the standoff. The Republican Party's approval rating now stands at a record low of 28 percent, according to Gallup, down 10 points from pre-shutdown levels. The Democratic Party's approval rating has dipped slightly to 43 percent.While Homer's approval rating remains at 66%

"In a mean-spirited fit of selfish anger, Barack Obama has shut down our nations war memorials. And he has declared open war on our honored veterans!The World War II memorial the Vietnam Veterans Memorial the Korean War Veterans Memorial  Obama has shut them all down to force his will on the House of Representatives and frankly, to get revenge on the American people who oppose Obamacare and his other naked power grabs.Lets put it plainly: Barack Obama is behaving like a vicious tyrant. And if he succeeds in this assault on the democratic system, the Republic we love is at mortal risk. Its just that simple."

America's credit rating would get so low that it would force President Dennis Kucinich to petition the UN for donations to pay for Social Security, Medicare, and his newly implemented 350 weeks of unemployment plan.

There wouldn't be a Pledge of Allegiance said in schools, no one would sing the Star Spangled Banner before any sporting event, and no one would celebrate the 4th of July.

Gas would cost $9 a gallon. Liberals would consider this a plus because it would cause more people to get tax credits to buy government subsidized $40,000 electric cars.

Seven year olds would be able to vote. Free candy and endorsements from cartoon characters would become a staple of campaigning.

The corporate tax rate would be 15 percent higher, most American workers would be unionized and tax rates would soar. As a result, our economy would be stagnant and our unemployment rate would permanently be in the 10-20% range.

Prison sentences would be short, crime would be rampant, and the police would be so undermanned and tied down with regulations that they wouldn't evenbother to lock people up for committing crimes like burglary which would be renamed "redistribution"

There would be price controls on electricity, gasoline, and most household goods. Of course, there would also be regular shortages of electricity, gasoline, and most household goods.

Children would be taught to be androgynous, gender-confused weirdos in school rather than risk exposing them to "gender stereotypes."

Conservatism would be considered hate speech that could draw a massive fine or even jail time for repeat offenders.

The good news is that housing would be free. The bad news is that it would mostly be in ugly cement buildings with drug addicts, former homeless people, the severely mentally ill, and career criminals peppered all through the complex for the sake of "diversity."

Wearing a cross, mentioning the Bible, or advocating Christian beliefs anywhere outside of a church would be illegal because it might "offend people."

Meat, 32 ounce sodas, and trans fats would be illegal. Crack, meth, and heroin would be legal.

America's military would be so weak we'd have to rely on Mexico and Canada to defend us from potential threats.

The Israelis would be driven into the sea, Taiwan would be swallowed by China, and Russia would begin to gobble up the countries that broke free after the Soviet Union fell.

Not only would partial birth abortions be legal, but a mother would be allowed to kill her child for three months after hes born without penalty.

Stopping sex offenders from teaching school or adopting children would be considered discriminatory.

The government would control health care top-to-bottom. It would take six months to get an operation, which would be considered a feature, not a bug because a lot of old people would die in the interim and save the government money.

Only government employees would be able to legally own guns.

Income inequality would be nearly eradicated after all the rich Americans and big corporations fled the country rather than pay confiscatory tax rates.

Wal-Mart would only be allowed to hire union employees and completely coincidentally, their prices would double.

We'd have open borders and so many illegal aliens in the southern United States that California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas would end up being ceded back to Mexico.

There would be a free, in-house abortion clinic in every junior high in America.

President Kucinich's new idea to help deal with the soaring jobless rate? Paying workers the new minimum wage,$80,000 a year, to dig holes and fill them back up.

The federal government would spend 134 billion dollars replacing the current Presidents on Mount Rushmore with Gloria Steinem, Harvey Milk, Cesar Chavez, Margaret Sanger and Obama's closest friend, Bill Ayers who would be known as a great patriot.

<quoted text>They had 3-1/2 years and millions of taxpayer money to get this thing off the ground and up and running like a Swiss watch.This should be a wake up call of what's to come. And a bucket of ice water dumped on anyone's head who still doesn't get it.

Nothing ever gets off the ground and starts running like a Swiss watch without actual live testing first. It will all be fine. You Republicans need to just sit back and watch. If Obamacare is a failure, you can say, "told you so" and if it is a success, you can do what Republicans always do when they lose a fight...whine, cry and pass the blame.

Opinion polls indicate that Republicans appear to be getting more of the blame for the standoff. The Republican Party's approval rating now stands at a record low of 28 percent, according to Gallup, down 10 points from pre-shutdown levels. The Democratic Party's approval rating has dipped slightly to 43 percent.While Homer's approval rating remains at 66%

Six government employees, plus two contractors including Edward Snowden, have been subjects of felony criminal prosecutions since 2009 under the 1917 Espionage Act, accused of leaking classified information to the presscompared with a total of three such prosecutions in all previous U.S. administrations.

Still more criminal investigations into leaks are under way. Reporters' phone logs and e-mails were secretly subpoenaed and seized by the Justice Department in two of the investigations, and a Fox News reporter was accused in an affidavit for one of those subpoenas of being 'an aider, abettor and/or conspirator' of an indicted leak defendant, exposing him to possible prosecution for doing his job as a journalist.

In another leak case, a New York Times reporter has been ordered to testify against a defendant or go to jail."

<quoted text>You're a complete idiot for being duped by Obama.Obama is a complete fraud.Obama is a communist, and was indoctrinated in Marxism and hatred of the United States his entire life.Today, Obama is a muslim.Any enemy of the United States is a friend to Obama.Obama was a college dropout at Occidental.Obama never attended classes at Columbia.Obama was admitted to Harvard after being a college dropout at Occidental through high level contacts in the Communist Party USA.There is someone who worked to attend Harvard and was denied so the Communist Party USA could arrange for Obama to get another fraudulent line in his fraudulent resume.Obama's biological father is Frank Marshal Davis.Obama has never read the Constitution in his entire life.Obama is just a cardboard cutout of a commercial to make it appear as if someone's actually president. The communist Vallerie Jarrett is the real president.... should I go on?

Homer agrees Obama is a complete fraud.Homer agrees Obama is a communist, and was indoctrinated in Marxism and hatred of the United States his entire life.Homer agrees today, Obama is a muslim.Homer agrees any enemy of the United States is a friend to Obama.Homer agrees Obama was a college dropout at Occidental.Homer agrees Obama never attended classes at Columbia.Homer agrees Obama was admitted to Harvard after being a college dropout at Occidental through high level contacts in the Communist Party USA.Homer agrees there is someone who worked to attend Harvard and was denied so the Communist Party USA could arrange for Obama to get another fraudulent line in his fraudulent resume.Homer agrees Obama's biological father is Frank Marshal Davis.Homer agrees Obama has never read the Constitution in his entire life.Homer agrees Obama is just a cardboard cutout of a commercial to make it appear as if someone's actually president. The communist Vallerie Jarrett is the real president.

But, even though Homer agrees with everything above, Homer still has lips glued to Obama's ass. Everything above pleases Homer.

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