Government cuts to reduce the number of permissable universes

The Coalition Government today has outlined that the review of publice finances will mean that there will have to be a reduction in the estimated number of univeres in existence.

"Recently, Dr Stephen Hawkings postulated that there are potentially 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and growing universes in existence, we feel that this is too much for public finances to cope with." said Dr Marcus Bladderstock of the Ministry of Unversal Cuts and Intergration (MUNCI).