alas nooooo.......... i like the song stockholm syndrome by muse its good.. nah i assure you he hasn't imprisoned my heart, he either acts really sexually frustrated or sends me links to pinkbike.com hmm

sssh now..i just thought i'd share the amusement of some of his more choice chat up lines.. i mean i even inspired toy soldier to use it ...*wonders whether people would actually respond to the 99p condom line*

umm....to be honest, it does sound cheap going up to someone and saying "i'm willing to spend almost a pound for a shag...your worth about that "
I mean...buy the girl a drink atleast (i know he's not old enough to get served, so maybe he has to retort to that...)
I'll try it when i'm away in italy...hopefully the language gap will have the desired effect...
oh no! catholic country

well there was one time he told me about his perfect date in which he'd see two hott (he always spells it with 2 t's) chicks at the cinema they would go in one on each of his arms, he would entertain them with witty conversation and then when he was bored of it he would just say "ok shut up now, i want to watch the film"