Joanna Krupa: Making Stocks Sexy

There’s no denying that Joanna Krupa is sexy. The thirty-two year old supermodel can heat up anything she touches. Recently the Polish beauty showed up on the floor of the Polish stock exchange promoting her new line of lingerie. This hasn’t been confirmed, but we do believe she gave heart attacks to at least three elderly stockbrokers. Not only can Joanna sex up the drab, but her sex appeal can make us think the unthinkable. Her series of nude ads for PETA were so steamy that it made us give up wearing fur. They’re actually so hot, we even considered giving up cheeseburgers. But then we thought about it for a while and realized that no woman is that sexy. You can follow Joanna Krupa on Twitter to see what she’ll be heating up next.