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This guy contacted me to move 9.2 million of funds from Iraq to my account. I hate lads who pose as military personnel. I am having fun with this one though by playing the old Marine superiority angle. I am open for any suggestions on how to really mess with this guy besides constantly insulting his manhood
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Hello pal,

I am in need of your assistance, Am Sgt.Jarvis Reeves Jr. Am with the
Engineering unit here in Ba'qubah Iraq for the United States, we have
about 9.2 million US dollars that we want to move out of the country.

My partners and I need a good partner, someone we can trust to actualize
this venture.The money is from oil proceeds and legal. But we are moving
it by diplomatic means to your house directly or a safe and secured
location of your choice using diplomatic courier services.

But can we trust you? Once the funds get to you, you take your 30% out and
keep our own
70%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds
can be sent to. Our own part is sending it to you.

Thanks for your response to my mail and the willingness to assist me with this venture. If we can establish a strong trust within the shortest possible time, then the candy bars will be shipped to you through the contact details you are going to provide.

But talking about trust!!! We should be able to identify with ourselves like I rightly said by making available to each other our ID proof.

I am sending you my ID and a proof of the candy bars, so we know what we are doing as this is a life time opportunity for every one involved, also there is no means of you getting into trouble all has been mapped out.

But first you have to assure me that you can handle this consignment and keep it in a safe a secure place when you receive it, and that you can be trusted in this endeavor considering the magnitude of this deal, we have to be very low profiled in our transaction and keep this between us till you receive the consignment.

If you think your house contact details is safe for the shipment, then we can proceed with it, so I want you to confirm the following information's to enable me effect shipment plans.

Your Complete Names.
Full Contact Details.
Personal Phone Number.

The phone number is required for easy contact by the diplomat when shipment is in motion.

Awaiting your response ASAP.

Your Buddy,
Sgt. Jarvis Reeves.

God Bless America!!
Attached was his military ID and a picture of several soldiers standing over piles of cash
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I am concerned about themany people in your picture of the candy bars. I thought only 2 people knew. How many people really know about this venture? I count 11 in your picture.

Roland Deschain
411 Billy Bumbler Lane
Wastelands, TX 75809

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Hello partner,

You don’t have to worry about the many people in the picture; this portion of the candy bars have nothing to do with them. Each person in the picture has his or her own share from the total candy that was discovered and everyone is planning on moving their portion out of the country.

I will also like you send me your personal phone number for easy contact by the diplomat when shipment is in motion.

Your buddy
Sgt Jarvis Reeves.

God Bless You and God Bless America!!

Did I mention i really do not like this scum

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What brand of candy bars are they? I especially like $$$$ candy bars.

Roland

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all in 100 denomination

Sgt. Reeves

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I love those kind of candy bars. How in the world did Sadaam get all those 100 candy bars in dollars?

Roland
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I really don't have plenty of time to waste, seems you are not serious. I can't be wasting my time with you.

Sgt Reeves
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What the hell are you talking about? I was inquiring about the denominations of the money using your code of candy bars. Why must I speak plainly while you speak in code? It seems to me you are the one who is not serious. Please contact me when you are ready to do serious business.

I am not asking anything. I am telling you that please do not write me unless you are ready to proceed as a serious business man. In other words, quit all this talk of candy bars and speak plainly. I would love to know how we can move forward with this transaction.

I await your decision.

Roland
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I wait 2 days, Have I lost him, Lets rile him up
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I figured some pussy Army bitch would piss out on a deal. You needed me to get the money out. I was ready and willing. I am a tough as nails fucking Marine. We don't take no shit from no Army bitch. I would love for you to change my opinion of your absolute worthlessness. Let me know when you are ready to do business.

A real man,

Roland
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Will he respond?

Yes
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Just tell me what you want me to explain to you.

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Posted:
Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:19 pm

I love military men! (that sounded wrong..)
So far so good anyways, I find that these guys have so many loopholes in their story that you can stop at any time and nitpick. When you feel he's really losing patience then you can send him through one of the many payment modalities.

Keep it up!

_________________YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
x 3ish?

Connie L. GusModerator

Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 6218
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

Posted:
Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:44 pm

Its good to nitpick. Just remember to educate the mugu properly and never in a way that could help his scamming. Have him end all his messages with Semper Fubar.

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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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Tolin DordenMaster Baiter

Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 113
Location: somewhere 100% risky free

Posted:
Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:59 pm

I just love the fact that this pile of pidgeon droppings still keep callin it candybar's/candie's. Whoever de-educated him.. thank you...

_________________"I will take $30 per hour with hand, coz I can't use mouth. Is just that I don't have anything doing here in my country and also as an orfan, pease just consider this."

_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money

You were lucky to get past the "11 people in the picture stage". Mine (a Swiss national serving with the US Army) dropped me when I pointed that out.

Well done on the candy bars, though. Nice one.

Semper fubar indeed.

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"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
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