“So, tell me, why do you want this surgery done?”
“Well, my mama always told me to try and be like the people I admire most.”
“Ok, I see. And what is it you admire most about Kim Kardashian?”
“She’s famous and she has money.”
“And you wish to achieve fame and fortune by…”
“Won’t you just shut the fuck up and liposuck that fat out of me!”
“Ok. Fine.”