The RBL has caught fire! The amount of No-shows is Down
We have 16+ new sign-ins this week & a lot of familiar names
Are starting to show back up as the RBL grows stronger,

This week also marked the first title match of the new season.
With a record of 5-0, & a towering 10 - 0 Vote count over his
opponent this week, Doc Richards defeated Schadenfreude to
become the first RBL Champ of the new year.

The RBL Top 20 will finally make its return to the league!
With the league reaching over 50 members for the first time in
what feels like a very long time, the top 20 ranked members of
the league will have their battle threads posted in 'The RBL Top
20' sub-forum. However, everyone must still vote on the same
amount of battles as before, the Top 20 can vote on the Bottom half
& the Bottom half of the league can still vote on the Top 20 battles.
Until we reach more members the rules havn't changed.

The Time for battle verses being due was updated. Its 2:00 AM
Eastern timezone! It has always been this but the rules said Pacific
So I finally had that brought to my attention & the timezone has been
fixed! Enough with the introduction, lets get into the rest of the
magazine! Hope you enjoy, leave me some feedback!

All Verses Due THURSDAY night 2:00am EASTERN
All Voting Due Sunday Night @ or around 8:00pm EASTERN
(Voting is considered open until Mods close matches)​

-Line Limit-

Minimum 12 -- Maximum 30
Agree with opponent on check in
If there is no agreement, 2nd emcee to post must match 1st persons verse
(2nd emcee can post less but not more lines then his opponent)​

-Voting-

You Must Post Links to 5 Battles you Voted on
Each Battler is required to vote on at least 5 Battles
1 Vote deduction for each battle not voted on
Voting is open only for those who are signed into the RBLIf You are signed in you CANNOT vote until your first battle is up!
Votes must be explained, No Hate Votes, Crew Votes, Revenge VotesEveryone Must vote on Contender, & Title matches (EVERY WEEK)

-General Rules-

1st emcee to post can't edit after 2nd emcee posts
2nd emcee can't edit after the first vote is made
No Biting or Recycling, if Caught your out of the RBL
Bitching, Crying, Freeposting, Swaying. Whining..
Beefing, Cursing, Spamming & other forms of Badmanner
Is strictly to go in the Beef, Magazine, Predictions, or Hookups(If broken the Mod has the right to Edit & Clean Up Threads)
New rules will be voted on by the Mods & Members of the RBL
Mods can Adjust rules accordingly to circumstance!
Questions, Suggestions, Ideas, Problems.. Contact the Mod!​

Charles aint legend for nothin', fahreal theres reasons
like lettin u delete ur verse, read mine, write another one, and STILL get beaten
Jesus, gettin laid with a chick means u gotta rape her
i mean fuck wordplay.. youve got more posts than the moderator
Its bad enough your homo, pussy, and wack as shit
but your a zero too.. kinda like your record after this
I beat scientz, rich corey, plus PLENTY notable wins
you havn't won a battle in a league with like 25 nobodys in
Your gettin' roasted kid, its open to see
i aint even post a fuckin verse and got heads votin' for me
Im doper than u cud hope to be, im lookin to rip dude
only way u winnin is complainin im late & pullin a bitch move
Zip - two. Thats what it'll read after ur name in the ranks
dude wears stockins with his boys, but aint raidin no banks
Your done in a quick key, quickly.. come rhyme with the god
so read this, take as much time as u need & write as many lines as u want..
You'll STILL get stomped.

Yeahp.

DannyC's Verse: ​

I hope no one reads that bullshit, cuz there aint much theyre missin
U got it right, Chuck, u wanna battle me, u gotta ask permission
Yeah, u beat “science”, u so fuckin awful, its unexplained
I don’t turn verses in for battles, I turn em in at the gun exchange
Shit Charlie, it took you half an hour to write that crap?
Watch yaself, u don’t need an audience to get clapped
U aint getting votes without postin, ya boyfriends just suckin ya cock
The only way u could win was when I couldn’t tell if u was duckin or not
Ur garbage
I don’t tell about my past, name speaks for itself
Listen to this faggot, only fighter in the ring who introduces himself
Im not to be fucked wit, u couldn’t touch it u fuckwit
This kid bout to start catchin L’s in RBL like im throwin em dutches
Kids got no balls like a cup check, showin up late is mad suspect
don’t lie, we know u couldn’t get away from ur Thursday night buttsex
Me winnin aint an upset, shit im not the one getting agitated
I could get more fans than you if I went outside and masturbated

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Charles takes the close battle.
Goodjob to both of you, was entertaining & close
Sucks to see someone with so much talent like Danny start off
0-2, but so did the fucking new york giants. Ya diiiig​

Moe Green your clueless to what this beef features
A carnivorous lyricist against a defenseless leaf eater
I can diss prehistoric and still show in-credible traits
Moe lives on what if terms his spits theoretical based

- Mic'ed Up​

so look, i ain't got much to say about your verses son
your lines were executed nicely, im just here to burry them
you funny dun, if you a parody of me, you'd need a pardon
bitch i roam with 300, you would'nt even meet the spartans
this game's questioned like "how many rappers are wack" ?... plenty
this verse would be a threat to your credibility, if you actually had any

- Gundam​

and speaking of which,bragging brings laughter and chuckles
cuz u'd only get a clap for whatchu' say-if its after a huddle.

Since you're a poet, we can collab...I'll even do it tonight..
The topic? me saying you suck, and you proving me right..
Ur not RBL material, try killing yourself, and hope you die..
Cuz the day min makes the cut, he'll leave a note behind..
This is a shame, you need lines? jus ask, i give 'em away..
Cuz menfinity...to me that just sounds like a limitless gay..
And at the end of the day...it doesn't matter youre losing..
Your punches are older than the even bar format im usin'..

Classic 2000 RBL style switch..

When i switch my style, and spit some more..
He has no choice, but colic wits like a pediatricians course..
your whole style is contradicting..composed of many lies
minfinity..for short, min?..No. he'll take men of any size..
he got his warning in my first post, death in the two..
i could post my 02 verses and come fresher than you..
but you've been practicing text rap..you gotta do well..
youre in the poet tree..and that's like the dojo for the rstl..
his chick let's me hit..give her the stare she's mine..
then i just poker out, like i went all in on a pair of fives..
this is overkill..no wits in his verse...it's just not him..
every post min shuns good punches like the mag's top ten..
his best is below average...and that's reason enough..
cuz if anyone says "min effort", it just means that it sucks..
im sure it's at best played..but it's still the best way..
cuz i only asked for a bye, and got a full fledged gay..
im still 6 bars of battle raw away from wrecking this fucker..
and any girl is 6 bars of alcohol away from letting you touch her..
but that's neither here nor there, im fire he'll melt..
hell...who sigs quotes they should directly apply to themselves..
but im sure your name will be under winners, next week's mag..
cuz there's where they stick losers, from last week's recap..
- Magus

Runner Up:

Doc Richards vs. Schadenfreud

what year are we in?!? i aint sayin youre outdated now, but hell...
your concepts could prolly tell me where they were when the towers fell
"weak concepts" "try harder" "for reading that, i need an apology yo"
not so much a first punch, as a prediction for what'll follow your posts...
Now you're in TWO leagues?!?
Your punches can't top ONE...the shit is a riddle kid
Strategy's like the Olsen's cover shoot...spreading yourself a little thin
Here's to you getting a vote, the shutout is boring, b
but if you winning is a long shot, the base line should be adjusted accordingly
immature fables would make it tough when predicting his age.....
what do you bring to the table? aside from a placemat depicting a maze
Dun look, I'm in awe, 'xactly how wack is this dude?
not only are your lines dated...
they can unhook a bra faster than you
Predictin a loss, and I'm honest with hunches
but him winnin's on the flip side...with his concepts and punches
the gayest kid, spitting basic shit, with those flagrant flips
but your views help, n the BragginWrites archives thank you for your patrionage
been around for 4 weeks without a rep, so how you ballin, b?
fly under the radar so well..the air force callin to update their technology
i can already sense your post-loss sign out, dont speak to me please...
it's a pleasure when you're not around and I'm already weak at the knees....

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A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering, was your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?"

Week 5 was the best week & week 6 only looks to get
better as the amount of people in the league continues to
grow at a very rapid pace. The amount of talent is showing
up by the bundle. Should be interesting to see how all of the
new people play out over the next few weeks, We'll see who
can climb to the top 20 & who goes down early.

Goodluck to everyone, sorry for the magazine not being complete
or very good.. I got drunk saturday and sunday night for mardi
gras then teh superbowl.. you cant get mad at that right?
next week i'll bring the dopeness.
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