‘Twas the day before Thanksgiving and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a turkey hand puppet. Right, as your turkey roasts and your yams candy themselves into a sweet stupor why not take a moment to sip your pre holiday cocktail and watch this weeks tip from the serious top? Today we will be researching the depths of the pie crust turkey puppet and finessing the crusty bird with cranberries for eyes and what not, so put your feathered feet up, take a little breather and allow Tallulah’s turkey wisdom to transport you to the realms of creative possibilities…

Please take this opportunity to pause your pre holiday week mania, put up your weary pilgrim feet and take note of a very serious tip from the very serious top; how to properly conduct oneself when ones long lost Vegan relative rocks up the garden path. Now, I am extremely sympathetic to the plight of people determined to survive on vegetation alone, having myself fallen prey to the Netflix documentaries highlighting the worrisome plight of chickens and their eggs, so far be it for me to pass judgement on the non carnivores among us, just simply put, when one expects ones brood to be tucking into roast birds and whatnot, what can one do when a rogue vegan appears? Don’t dismay darling,simply watch on…

The video today might very well stun you into serious mid morning shock, so please prepare yourselves accordingly. Perhaps sit down with a glass of cold ice water or have some mild sedatives at hand. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be going where perhaps no civilized Scottish Mime has gone before; I will be embracing the all new dance sensation…the twerk. Clearly I will be relying heavily upon my tween consultant, Sophster, and although she is a tween of few words, her insight helped me enormously. “One must embrace life and all that is current to avoid slipping into dinosaur territory” I do believe that was said at one time by a serious luminary, so there you go and there I twerk…