Have you ever wondered what the pimpest song sung by the biggest pimp ever would look and sound like? Click play, you're about to find out. This man owns the stage and everyone watching (including you and me).

Let the master show you how it's done. Look at those moves, that outfit. Listen to that voice. After watching this video, shot live in 1979, I defy you to not go out and make love to someone or something. Hell, I was born in '79, so it's entirely possible that... wait, let's not go there.