"You know, the float stopped short and I fell off of it, but I caught myself. I'm good though. I'm telling y'all that because y'all are my boys. Ray Rice has no injuries. I fell off the float, but I'm good. [...] I caught myself in the pushup position, got back up and said, 'Let's party.'"

It was an interesting story, aided by the third-person referencing, but needed the video to tell the whole tale. It sounded as if he could have stumbled off the float and merely lost his balance.