“You think age is a funny thing? Wait till you Look at yourself in the mirror…Happy Birthday!”

“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope,funny birthday quotes

“You have the sweetest and the cutest smile I have ever seen. I wish to always see you with that smiling face, which brightens up our day. I love you, my sister and I wish you a very happy and warm birthday. May you achieve big things in life. God bless you.”

“you have a wonderful 39th birthday again. I hope it is as good as it was last year.”,funny birthday quotes

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.” ,funny birthday quotes

“With every passing year, they become more experienced of life. It can really create a difference in your style while matching with their personality.”

“Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.”,funny birthday quotes

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.” — Mark Twain,funny birthday quotes

“When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom's camera and make a movie parody for whoever's birthday it was. When I'd show it them, they'd die laughing. That reaction was a high for me, and I loved that feeling.” — David Henrie

“When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.” — Gloria Stuart

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, the time I’m five I’ll be 64.”

“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.” — Anonymous

“When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.”

“Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.” — Lucy Larcom,funny birthday quotes

“We are only young once. That is all society can stand.” — Bob Bowen,funny birthday quotes

“To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” — Bernard Baruch,funny birthday quotes

“To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still.” — Shakespeare

“On every birthday, I ask my wife, ‘What would you like this year?’ and her instant reply is, ‘Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!’ I’m always living in hope that one day she’ll say she just wants me! ” — Akshay Kumar

“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.” — Maurice Chevalier,funny birthday quotes

“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” — Fred Astaire

“Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you, Buddy!”

“Guess what I found out. Birthdays are awesome, research states that those people who have more birthdays tend to live longer! Aren’t you happy?”

“Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.” — Robert Browning,funny birthday quotes

“Gotta get it, even if it’s in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. ” — Lil Wayne

“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.” — Kin Hubbard

“From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye.” — William Butler Yeats

“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.” — Sophie Tucker

“Forty isn’t old, if you’re a tree.” — Unknown

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.” — French Proverb

“Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget aoubt the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.”,funny birthday quotes

“For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.” — Cheryl Hines

“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.” — Steven Wright

“For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.” — Yotam Ottolenghi

“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” — John Glenn

“Family made us sisters, life made us friends. Here's a great big birthday hug full of love and happy wishes as you celebrate your special day!”

“Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor.” — Isaac Watts

“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar

“Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.” — Chris Hardwick

“Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom.” — Rene Russo

“Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.” — Goethe

“Dogs are aged 7 in humans counting. Then, you are only 7. 1 years old in the dog world. So don’t freak out!” — Unknown

“Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.”,funny birthday quotes

“Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.” — Buddy Valastro

“By the time you reach 60, lots of body parts are larger than they used to be. Especially your tattoos.” — Greg Tamblyn

“Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Unknown,funny birthday quotes

“Birthdays are like taxes. Both seem to happen too often and there’s no avoiding either.” — Blake Flannery,funny birthday quotes

“Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. Happy Birthday!”

“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.” — Anonymous

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” — Larry Lorenzoni

“Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it.” — Greg Tamblyn

“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake” — Else Holmelund Minarik

“Birthday is a salty word if you're not a fan of cake and ice cream.” — Greg Evans,funny birthday quotes

“At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.”

“At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.” — Benjamin Franklin

“As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.” — Norman Wisdom

“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.” — Unknown

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” — Agatha Christie

“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. ” — George Harrison

“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” — Kitty Collins,funny birthday quotes

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Jack Benny

“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.” — Helen Hayes,funny birthday quotes

“Age is a relative term. All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.” — Melanie White

“A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.” — Anonymous

“A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” — Muhammad Ali

“A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.” — R. C. Ferguson,funny birthday quotes

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” — Erma Bombeck

“A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.” — Unknown