4. The Panic Attack by Ruben

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We had gone to dinner and went to a party a bit after. After a few drinks at the party, we went to her house, where we were having a "good night."

But as she began to undress, she suddenly had a panic attack over her body, so she locks herself in the bathroom, crying about how she wishes she looked more beautiful and that she wants me to leave because she is too ugly.

I had left my things in the bathroom, so I couldn't make a smooth getaway. She's now crying loud enough to wake up her mom, so she comes into the room while I'm shirtless. Mom gives me my wallet and lets me leave — shirtless.

The girl was my ride home, so I ran three miles home — shirtless — at 3:00 a.m.