The West Ham winger hand delivered a signed shirt of his, that he had promised for a charity in Birmingham, after he left it too late to post – it’s always funny visualising famous people doing mundane, normal tasks like the rest of us; Zlatan Ibrahimovic hoovering, Kevin De Bruyne pegging out washing or how about Per Mertesacker getting his passport photo done.

Antonio drove up to Birmingham after West Ham’s 1-1 draw with Middlesbrough:

I knew they wanted it for the auction that night, so I thought I’d drop it off after the game before carrying on to see my family.

Michail Antonio

Oh why you’re here, lap up the seven footballers that appeal to all genders

David Beckham

Golden Balls, the first super star, and one damn good-looking man. There isn't a haircut that he can't pull off or an outfit he can't wear. The man's a legend. Source: Twitter

Cristiano Ronaldo – £80 million

The playboy shattered the transfer record in his move from Manchester United, only to have it beaten twice since. With over 350 goals in a Real Madrid shirt, the Portuguese has been worth every penny to Real Madrid. Source: Twitter

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Sergio Ramos

A late bloomer of sorts in the world of metrosexuality, Sergio Ramos let Madrid get the best of him. His beard is second to only Pirlo and Xabi Alonso and carries himself with such class. The man knows how to take care of himself. Source: Twitter

Wayne Rooney

Shrek's doppelganger makes the list for his trip to a brothel. According to reports, Rooney cheated on his fiancée with an almost 50 year old slag. Disgusting and dishonest. Source: Twitter

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Antonio has made back-to-back England squads, with Gareth Southgate agreeing with predecessor, Sam Allardyce, that the Hammers unit deserves some Three Lions recognition.

With Raheem Sterling pulling out through injury, Antonio should 100% be starting on the right-wing, and you like to think, given a few of Southgate’s comments, he is the man brave enough to fuck with the status quo and give England’s most in-form player a chance.