Now usually I don’t do this, but go ahead on and break ‘em off with a little preview of the Breaking Bad sings “Ignition (Remix).” R. Kelly has never sounded as menacing as he does in this amazing rendition. Who knew Walter White could rap so well? I think I’ll stick with R when it comes to bouncing though. His involves sexy ladies instead of death threats.

About Colin Joliat...
Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.