Just A Little Nick Cannon Song Called, ‘More Money Than Jay Z’

Here are some things about Nick Cannon I learned from listening to his new trolltastic song, “More Money Than Jay Z.”

— Jay Z once wanted to manage him

— Owns the rights to Soul Train

— Owns Nickelodeon and may sell

— Was worth $20 million when he was 21-years-old

— Has more money than Jay “$520 million” Z

No matter how “corny” Nick Cannon is, I can’t fault him for talking his sh*t, and there’s LOTS of it on “More Money.” So instead, off the strength of “Gigolo,” I’m just going to say: BAWL ON THESE HATERS, MR. CAREY!

@Athrin Zala, i’d say it doesn’t mask it, but with this song, amplifies it. I bet he thinks people were sitting around going “Damn, I bet Nick Cannon aint got Jay-Z money!”, when we all know NOBODY was sitting around thinking about Nick Cannon period.

“Off the strength of ‘Gigalo’?” You mean that bullshit song with R. Kelly? You mean the song with the video that looks like a bastardization of Jay-Z’s (the same guy he supposedly has more money than) “Who You Wit”? The same song with the same video that features him as a dancing pimp?

Naw! F**k everything about everything about that song. And I meant to type it like that.

No hate though. I don’t mess with him outside of “Real Husbands…”, but he put in more than enough work to talk his shit.

This I can deal with because I can simply not listen to the song. What I’m most mad at is if he lands the Richard Pryor biopic. His corny ass will piss on the legacy of Brother Rich’s great legacy if it happens

I wanna be proud and say he’s from San Diego but…..Nah. Why do aggins from here gotta be this way? WHYYYYYY? 1st thing I did when I got a chance was get the F*CK out of San Diego because I was tired of aggins like this and being compared to aggins like this. I gotta rep where I’m from but I learned and grew a WHOLE LOT more living in Queens. Smh #F*ckNickCannon

Yo call it whatever you want. Everything about about this man annoys me to the core.

He’s obviously a cornball and that’s fine but STAY IN YOUR LANE! Lay back somewhere and hope America’s Got Talent produces syndication checks after it eventually gets cancelled.

I’m sure Mariah was out the country for the weekend and he found the keys to the studio (which she made clear he never enter). He got trigger happy after sipping on Seagram wine coolers and came up with this nonsense.