And my fellow YGOTAS freak, YamiKurinetto! Love you! You're one of my little freaks! >w> (All of my YGOTAS friends are my little freaks. Freaks because we're all crazily obsessed, and little because I am taller than all of them >:D And KC is supposed to be Seto :O WHY IS BAKURA TALLER THAN SETO?!)

Dislikes: 4KIDS!! UGH I HATE THEM!!

UR FACE!! LOL JK

Annoying people

Bad English dubs of Japanese anime -- which brings us back to 4KIDS!! LOL(I got that off of Fireflies Glow's profile I think :P)

~Meow Meow (no, that is NOT my real name. how stupid can u get??)

(NOTE: WHEN YOU SEE A ">", IT IS TAKING PLACE OF AN ASTERISK, CAUSE FANFICTION DOESN'T ALLOW ASTERISKS...)

About myself!!

I have dirty blonde hair that is always really messy. My eyes are gray/blue. Some people say that my eyes look like those of a porcelain doll. I don't know if they're being nice or if my eyes really look that pretty! I am Jewish, but we don't follow the faith very well. I love to write, writing's my favorite thing in the world to do -- besides draw, read, daydream, ... >There she goes again. Never ask her what she does during her spare time, she'll take days telling you all of the stuff she does.>... that's about it. Oh and I play the viola, guitar (mostly Classical, but some Acoustic and Electric), and harp!

I am, to put it bluntly, random -- A SQUIRREL!! NYAAAAAA...! ;)

An example of how random I am: Hey, just look at the name! I mean, I got it from a math equation! I just took all of the letter variables and arranged them in a certain way, and BAM! instant screen name. :3 Nya!

Oh, and a word about randomness. Randomness isn't just a scent, it's more. Randomness is red, which happens to be the best number in the alphabet. Randomness likes cheese, and lives under a brand new Honda Civic. Randomness is best friends with nothing, and is very sad when nothing betrays it. It's also friends with anything, and will hug anything every day. Randomness is always nice and funny, but in reality, it is plotting to take over the world. That's what randomness is.

Some people I need to give credit to!!

Essence of Gold: Girl, you are awesome. Can I call you Izzy? I LOVE your stories and your profile. They are so funny!!

Fireflies Glow: Your story "Pour the Champagne" has the current top spot on my fave stories list!! It's awesome!!

Wolfy1234: OMGOMGOMG I love your "TMM Truth or Dare"!! SO hilarious!! I burst out laughing randomly thinking of your story!!

Dawnstep: Not only do you make an amazingly suspenseful story (Tokyo Mew Mew: The Changed), but you are a Warriors fan as well! I mean, just look at your name!!

Gabbi-Mikorwa: I love your story "Something wicked this way Mews"!! And the hilarious disclaimers!! LOLOLOLOL

:3

Work in progress

Warriors fics

- The Reason: Chapter 1 finished, working on chapter 2

- The Two Sides of Scourge: a one-shot, halfway done

- Leopardmask: Not sure if I'll try to finish this one...

Tokyo Mew Mew fics

Love, Lies, and Those that were Forgotten: Up to chapter 4 finished. HIATUS.

Invader Zim

The Smallest Things: Chapter 1 done, chapter 2 started

Yu-Gi-Oh

The Fruit of Hell: Chapters 1-2 done, working on chapter 3 (last chapter)

The outing: Chapter 1 done, working on ch. 2

Crossover fics

- Mew Hollyleaf (Warriors and TMM): Up to chapter 3 finished. Chapter 4 in due time.

- Close encounters of the Sixx Kind (Artemis Fowl and Invader Zim): Chapter 1 finished, working on chapter 2

Completed works

- Tokyo Mew Mew: No regrets

- Tokyo Mew Mew: Amethyst and Emerald

OMG!! GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT!! (WTF, COUSINS?!)

So I was browsing threads on Mangafox.com abd I found this one that gave all the names of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters vs. the Mew Mew Power characters. Guess what I found out?!

...Yes, yes, I KNOW Dren (Kish) is Nerd spelled backwards... that's not it!! Nor is it the fact that Tarb (Tart) is Brat spelled backwards...

Give up? Well, apparently, the person who posted the name list had a friend who had met Mia Ikumi, and Ikumi-Senpai said that the three aliens are actually cousins!!

YES. COUSINS.

Their last name is the same: Ikisatashi. So, the alien's full names are:

Kisshu Ikisatashi

Taruto Ikisatashi

Pai Ikisatashi (ohh, I just love the way how his name rings...)

ISN'T THAT COOL?!

List of my Top Ten favorite characters from Tokyo Mew Mew!

1. Pai

2. Kishhu

3. Lettuce

4. Deep Blue (I'm sorry, he's just awesome)

5. Blue Knight (Dun dun-dun-dun DUN!!)

6. Zakuro

7. Ryou ("Get outside and work like a dog, Ichigo!!" LOL)

8. Pudding (Na no DA!)

9. Taruto

10. Ichigo

I may change this later, but now on to...

THISISALINEBREAK

My List of Sayings!! (I collect them like Pokemon cards now...)

Procrastinators unite...! ...Tomorrow.

Bad spellers... UNTIE!

When Life gives you lemons, squirt Life in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, stare at them until you figure out what they are.

When life gives you lemons, poke them with a stick for fun :D (A tribute to Wolfy/Cat)

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you!

Life, get one.

Life tastes better with whip cream and strawberries!

WHAT THE PORK!!

WHAT THE BEEF!!

I'm weird. Deal with it. I'm also obsessive and protective. So? It's me, and I plan to rule the world.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"

When life gives you lemons, you yell, "What kinda demented apple is this!?"

Every triumph comes with a sacrifice, but not every sacrifice comes with a triumph.

I stand for what I think is right. If there is no one on my side to agree with me, I will stand alone.

Take a look at the profile quote and everything will be made clear to you...

Yeah, apples keep the doctor away. Just throw it at him and run! >:)

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

Do not follow where the path may lead... go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

My feelings of today rub off on what I say.

Don't say bad words, only the worst ones.

Losing isn't fun if you don't know any cuss words.

What's the fun of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

When life gives you lemons, throw 'em back and add some lemons of your own.

You are not sending my pandas into space!

When life gets Hard, kick Hard in the butt.

Some people are like slinkies... Completely useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs...

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I didn't hit you!I just high-fived your face!

I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU ALL!! MUAHAHAHA!!

Life could be worse.

Enough with the fortune cookie stuff.

1,2,3, more than three...

Why do weird things happen around midnight?

Geeky stuff. And chocolate.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

About time I got out of that cookie! (A real fortune that my brother found in a fortune cookie XD)

You cry, i cryyou laugh, i laughyou jump off a cliff into a river, i go and drag your sorry tail out

Pie is the answer to everything

You cry, I cryYou laugh, i laughYou jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

We is friends :3You laugh, I laughYou cry, I cryYou jump off bridge... I gonna miss your e-mails. :(

If a square's a special kind of rectangle, then how can a rectangle not be a special kind of square?...

An apple a day still leaves you 2-4 servings short of your daily fruit recommendations.

Fun-sized candy most certainly is NOT fun, but rather boring! I mean, the candy is so small, you barely get the taste of it!

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

Haikus are easy,but sometimes they don't make sense,Refrigerator. ~Essence of Gold

Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~Essence of Gold

If you find yourself in a hole, make mud pies from the dirt. ~Essence of Gold

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by. ~Essence of Gold

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. ~Essence of Gold

Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' And then - it hits me. ~Essence of Gold

Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to. ~Essence of Gold

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. ~Essence of Gold

Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes out, and then drink it."

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. ~Dawnstep

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. ~Dawnstep

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear. ~Dawnstep

Education is important; school, however, is another matter. ~Dawnstep

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. ~Dawnstep

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! ~Dawnstep

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. (Darn straight!) ~Dawnstep

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you. ~Dawnstep (Hm. Well, all of my friends are insane... so... does that make me the normal one? I think not.)

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! (LOL) ~""

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! (xDDD)~""

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. ~""

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh) ~""

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. ~""

Boys are like slinkies: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. ~""

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. ~""

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. ~""

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ~""

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. ~""

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. ~""

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... ~""

If God had intended for Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. ~""

When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund. ~""

Bad pickup line #138: "So... you're a girl, huh?" ~""

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most countries. ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

When all else fails, BLAME THE CAT!!

I have animal magnetism -- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes.

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

I don't remember being absent-minded.

I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number!

A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thornbearing assault vegetation."

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It is generally agreed that "hello" is an appropriate greeting, because if you entered a room and said "goodbye" it would confuse a lot of people.

After all we've achieved, it seems the only thing man cannot reach is... an understanding.

Living is quite hazardous, yet it is still popular.

Life is a disease: sexually transmitted and invariably fatal. ~Niel Gaiman

Shit is basically flying off the hook. It's like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit's two kids. ~Homestuck

>Bu-DOOP!> Special broadcast! This app, the app that allows one to create quotes, has been broken by Tapix's overuse of it! For the self-help informational number, please go to www. >Bu-DOP!> LOL

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!! ~Yuusei

Screw the rules, I have money! ~Seto Kaiba

Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again...

Screw the rules, I have green hair! ...Hm. That was strange. Maybe I should stop taking so many drugs.

Obligatory anime motorcycle :D ~Marik Ishtar

I'm not gay, I'm just British. or ~Ryou Bakura

I'm not British, I'm just gay. ~Yami Bakura

I WILL PADDLE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU IF YOU ARE NOT SILENT!!!!!

Ah-ha! Ow! That door just bitch-slapped me! ~Yugi Moto

...In America. ~Bandit Keith

You guys are making me sexy. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M SEXY. ~Duke Devlin

Zoey: "I don't know how, but my landing was purr-fect!""Don't worry about meow!""Enough about me, how are you feline?" ~MMPU

Zoey: "So you GUYS designed this place? This is your top-secret headquarters? >giggle> It's very manly >giggle>" Mmm, yaoi hint. And I thought this was a kids show :O ~MMPU

"Why MEOW!?" Yum, cat pun. ~MMPU

Zoey: "So, do you want to go out for pizza?" (Zoey/Ichigo says to Mini Mew/Masha) Sorry, Zoey, but computers don't eat. ~MMPU

Zoey: "Do it, Corina!" Now, you may not see anything wrong with line that makes it an SDA (Stupid Dialogue). But...Corina NEVER told Zoey what her name was during the episode. So...how could Zoey know? ~MMPU

Zoey: "And then I had to go stay up all night watching stupid reality shows! Stupid guys playing monkies and volleyball! Why is it so addicting!? Why couldn't I turn away!?" I fail to see how funny that is. ~MMPU

Bridget: "So, by the associative principle, I figure, if I do stuff for them, then they'll be my friends." The associative principle only truly works in math, dear Bridget. ~MMPU

95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? umn... I am probably part of the 4 because I would be interested to see the effect that sharp, pointed rocks would have on an indestructible vampire...:3

95 percent of girls would die if Robert Pattinson were poisoned. 4 percent would grab popcorn while screaming, "Make it stronger!!" 1 percent would enjoy feeding him more high-concentration bleach from a spoon (:3). Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I would probably be in the 95, yet I would not die, I would just say, "NOOOOOO! NOW THE TWILIGHT SERIES CAN'T BE FINISHED AS A MOVIE SERIES!!" XD

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted. 0.5 percent think that Myspace is dumb. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I am part of the 0.5 percent, cause I don't have Myspace; I have Facebook AND am not addicted.

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. 10 percent would be laughing. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I am on the side that laughs, cause I don't have a myspace... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

92 percent of the teen/preteen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. 8 percent would be laughing their heads off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I would totally be laughing my head off, cause I don't like Abercrombie and Fitch!! LOL

85 percent of girls (and guys :3) would cry if Miley Cyrus went missing. 10 percent would say, "Meh, who cares." And 5 percent would enjoy poking their new hostage with a stick. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I would be like, "Meh, who cares," because I don't especially like Miley Cyrus, but I am not a kidnapper. (Or AM I...? MWAHAHAHAHA!!) lol

Oh, and on Facebook, it only takes 5 million likes to vote Justin Beiber out of the male gender! XD (Not that I hate him... hee hee... Hiiii, Bookwormie... ;)

And now... some of the funniest moments on youtube by...

NIGAHIGA!!

Lesson five: Every emo knows... the Emo song.

Both boys walk in, heads down

Both look up, smile, then sing: (To the tune of "'F' is for friends who do stuff together" from Spongebob)

"E" is for emotional, ruins everybody's day,

"M" is for miserable peo-ple,

"O" is for on the Darrrkk Side,

cause we have some fresh cookies (Cookies) Woo!

~How to be Emo

"So, you may ask, what exactly IS the Best Dance Crew?"

"Duh! Bumblebee Extreme Flight Team!"

~Best Dance Crew

"I'm here to talk to you about subliminal messaging. Subliminal messaging is a very bad thing !SUBSCRIBE! and I would never do that to my fans !YES I WOULD! so stop subliminal messaging !SUBSCRIBE TO MY VIDEOS! Does this >points to face> look like a face that would lie to you? !DON'T BELIEVE ME!

~Subliminal Messaging

AND HIKA YAGIMI'S MEW MEW DUBS!!

Ichigo: And it's also stressful to have three guys who like you!

Masaya: Please don't talk about that either.

~Tokyo Mew Mew Fandub Interview

Ichigo: And it's also stressful to have three guys who like you! And sometimes, I think I picked the wrong one...

Yugi: I once had a problem with my duel pass too, and what I did was--

Yami: I WILL PADDLE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU IF YOU ARE NOT SILENT!

Yugi: I was just trying to help--

Yami: You are not helpful. Ever.

Yugi: But... but what about that one time when I--

Yami: NEVER HELPFUL. YOU.

~Special: What would Yugi do?

Yami: By the way, Yugi, did you buy the whipped cream for later?

Yugi: Um... no?

Yami: You should buy the whipped cream for later. You know... for snacks.

~Special: What would Yugi do?

And now, ladies and gentlemen (aliens included)... I give you the "Popularity Rant!!"

(Based off of the Aoyama Rant by Essence of Gold)

Ok, I have been wanting to get this off of my chest for a while. You know how if you have weird clothes, or you're not pretty, or some other crap-_ thing like that, you're not cool? That's how I feel. Even though I'm really smart, I'm not "cool!" It's so annoying when people tell me how I should me. I don't want to be part of a conformity her, people! I am an individual! My so-called "weird" perks are part of what make me different from all you >Aeropostale lovers! Also, "cool" seems to mean doing things that are dangerous for your health, like doing crazy daredevil stunts and all that crapola! It means, too, that you have to be super-skinny, with a perfect figure, like those >girls and boys in the ads! No! I'm not becoming bulimic or anorexic because someone said I was too heavy! Uh-uh! Cool used to mean that you were good to yourself and your fellows. Now it's just... degrading and irresponsible to be cool! Cool is also >Be-DOOP! This message has been interrupted because it contains explicit content not suitable for young viewers. To see the full and unabridged version of this rant, please go to www. be-DOP!> And that concludes my "cool" rant!

Huff...huff...

And... the Aeropostale rant!!

Ok, so you know how I mention previously that to be "cool" you have to wear the right clothes? Well, it's just plain dumb. I mean, you have to wear Aeropostale and stuff, whose shirts cost, like, 20!! I'm not made of money, you know!! And, those places should pay you for wearing their stuff. I mean, it makes you a walking advertisement!! Especially since every single shirt that Aero makes has its name on it!! SHEESH!!

And last but not least... the rant on ads!

You know you love them. Who? That's right. Those beautiful, handsome models in ads that are perfect. Way TOO perfect. So perfect they're almost unreal... Well, NEWSFLASH: they are. Every American thinks they have to match these perfect models, and are sad when they don't. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIE!! The models should represent Americans as they are, not as they should be. Let's face it: Almost all Americans are overweight. And that's not all! Ohhh no, they don't stop there! Ads are also very degrading to women by placing them in very limited roles in ads, never putting them in charge. Men, on the other hand, absolutely radiate power in ads, never showing love or compassion! No, that's not "manly!!" This can lead men to beleive that women are just things to be used and disrespected, and women think that they should be submissive to every man. NO!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!! Haaaahh... haaahhh... hmph.

Wh...what is this? Why so... serious? >:)

Let's leave this seriousness behind! Now to the...

Copy and pastes!! :D

(\_/)(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your(")_(")profile and help him on hisway to world domination.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "DAMN IT! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letterBEST FRIENDS: Will repost

And another one! (I just love these... I'm sorry!)

GOOD FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper "you will die in seven days..."

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A friend will leave you if that's what the crowd is doing. A good friend will follow you. A best friend will kick the crowd's butt for leaving you.

A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after you in the first place.

A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will help you kidnap the band.

A good friend will help you learn how to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car in the lake to collect insurance.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; IamthePhantomoftheOpera-Trumpet and Piano; BroadwayObsessed54- Piano and Voice (Mezzo Soprano); Essence of Gold (voice, french-horn and piano); Tapix- Viola, Guitar, Harp

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really like writing these things and don't know why but don't plan to stop soon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you are a very scary person, copy this into your profile.

If Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers must die, copy this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . Crazy is screaming 'CHEEESEEE!' on a rollercoaster drop. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap! (lol)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is to long and your loving it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written even one of these copy and paste things yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an otaku (Someone hopelessly obsessed with manga) and don't care who knows it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Tapix made this)

If you almost never really understand what your friends are chatting about unless they explain it to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste. (Does a youtube video count? I can quote Nigahiga's videos in chronological order: How to be Ninja, How to be Gangster, How to be Emo, and How to be Nerd are all HILARIOUS!!. Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series seconds that motion.)

If you have an account on youtube, copy and paste this on your profile and put your fanfic account name and your youtube name. IamthePhantomoftheOpera (fanfic) ErikthePhantomOpera (youtube); BroadwayObsessedGirl54 (fanfic) MusicoftheNight54(youtube); Tapix (fanfic) Tapixt (Youtube) As an extra: Tapix-Jaywing (DeviantART) (yes I use the same screen name everywhere...);

MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.

If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, copy and paste.

If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste.

It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Thanks, Essence of Gold)

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (I don't mind faux fur in the slightest, though! XD)

If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If, when clearing out your room, you have ever said: 'Man, I need to delete some of this stuff' copy and paste.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Everything from Jak and Daxter II and III and maybe I (in an alternate dimension that I can get to); Everything from Sly Cooper I, II, and III (again, alternate dimension accessible only by me); Everything from Legend of Zelda all of them (alt. dimension);Everything from Warriors; EVERYTHING FROM TOKYO MEW MEW, Tokyo Mew Mew)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I have, I just can't remember where.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (Pai and mayybe Crowfeather cause he's like Pai :3 )

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (too many times to count!)

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. (Last HP!!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (however, I am not really that afraid of dentists... poor dears)

I don't mind slash; it has it's place in the grand scheme of things. If you don't mind slash, copy and paste.(I don't mind, cause I don't know what the hell it is...)

If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. (heh heh now you HAVE to copy and paste - that or confess your GUILT!!)

If you think that you should be elligable to win the Longest Profile of the Year contest (if there was one), copy and paste this into you profile to make it even MORE elligable!!

Tokyo Mew Mew (I made all of these except the first!)

98 percent of those who like Tokyo Mew Mew only like it. If you are one of the 2 percent who are OBSESSED, copy and paste this ino your profile.

If you think that there are WAYYY too many Kishigo fanfics out there, C&P. (And most are badly written... T_T)

If you think that Masaya is a kind, sweet boy who truly cares about Ichigo and doesn't deserve to be persecuted just because everybody likes Kish better, C&P.

If you think that Pai is just a very withdrawn character who's truly loyal to his kind and is not at all evil, C&P. (Well, he's kind of evil sometimes, but you get what I'm saying...)

Harry Potter

If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fave characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you ever pointed at a household object and said 'Accio!', copy and paste this.

If you have ever had a dream about Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

Twilight

If you think that Twilight has more fame than it's worth...but read it obsessively anyway...copy and paste.

If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Werewolves, love Jacob, Leah is one of your fave characters, and would like to become/ be imprinted on by a werewolf, copy and paste. (Kinda I guess... I want a werewolf/shape-shifter to ride on...)(Wait, Pai, you're not... you can't...)(Pai: Perhaps...) lol

BLACKWATER!! If you totally support Blackwater pairing, and are annoyed at SM for not making it that way, copy and paste. >:( Grr u SM!

If you can't wait for Midnight Sun to come out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Totally!!)

If you screamed/laughed hysterically over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile. (watch Twilight Trailer Spoof on Youtube, it is SO funny, I couldn't see any of the trailers for real without adding the bits from the spoof in my head lol)

If you think that in the New moon trailer, the acting is awful and Jacob looked like a cuddly toy, but watched it more than once anyway, copy and paste!

Star Wars

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Padme changes her outfit/hairstyle waaaaay too often, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Mace Windu is a pretentious git... but love him anyway... copy and paste.

If you think that Obi-Wan Kenobi is smug, twitchy, and clueless when it comes to relationships... but think it makes him even more sweet... copy and paste this.

Other series

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile

If you think Tweenies is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think books shouldn't be depressing, copy and paste this into your profile.

That is the official end of Copy and Pastes, though other stuff can be copied too. I don't mind! There's also this...

List of Stereotypes (The ones I am are in bold)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasIm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionIm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prudeIm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Sometimes,yes)I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (That won't be so bad...I'd be closer to shiki-sempai)I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Like Masaya is so often depicted as)I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (im the CC like witch)I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.I DON'T CRY so i MUST have no emotions.I'm a VIOLIST, so I MUST never reach my fourth finger high enough.

That's always a nice thing to have on your profile... It describes a lot about oneself!!

How to know you're an author (Thanks, Dawnstep):

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."You live off sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (guilty look)Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random (but they also have impeccable grammar).When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.People think you have A.D.D.You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.You zone out even with other people.You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reasonYour friends stopped looking at you funny a loooooong time ago.You're profile is REALLY long.Your computer runs out of memory.You can't stop writing!And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.I guess I'm an author. . .

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste the preceding passage into your profile.

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly..."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying, "Oooohhhh, that feels so good..."

14. Go to the fruit and veg department and get two bananas and put one in each pocket. Then, walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent, sporadically whipping them out of you pocket and making gun noises, then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming, "Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

19. Get a red & white bouncy ball and chuck it at people while screaming, "PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

OK, and I guess you could copy this...

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from Xena321's profile) WARNING! THIS OFTEN TURNS OUT REAAALY TWISTED!

1. Ichigo

2. Masaya

3. Pai

4. Kish

5. Tart

6. Mint

7. Lettuce

8. Zakuro

9. Ryou

10. Pudding

11. Berry

12. Keiichiro

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Oh... Oh god... Mint/Berry?! How would that work?! Thanks a lot, stupid frigging...

Tart/Keiichiro? NOOOOOO EVEN WORSE!! >grabs can of gasoline> >pours over self> >lights self on fire> >jumps out of window screaming bloody murder> AAAAUUUGH!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Masaya and... KEIICHIRO?! And LETTUCE walks in on them?! I think Lettuce would be all like, "OMG!! So Akasaka-san IS gay!! Ooo, Ichigo, come in here!!" then she would think better of it... too late. "AUGH DIE MASAYA!!" (says Ichigo)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ichigo/Zakuro? Oh,THANKS for putting that in my head... dang there are a lot of lesbos around here... and gays... And I dunno about fluff. Lemon maybe, but just for their personal entertainment. Zakuro + fluff = not possible, in my opinion. Unless you have a lot of character development.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hmm... 'Forget Ryou', cause Lettuce liked Ryou and Keiichiro is his best friend, so he would know best how to make Lettuce forget...

11. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Umn, not any of my friends... just me!! ;)

12. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No. Berry is hated by most people. They're all like, "Berry is so pointless!!" or "DIE BERRY!!" LOL

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Masaya/Kish/Tart. NO. NOT A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL. (Wow, and I thought the three were so hateful to each other... who knew they harbored secret love? XD NO, NO, IMAGES!! IMAGESSSSSSSSSSSS!! >dies again>) ...maybe they could make hate to each other. XD

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Umn... IDK. No songs come to my mind when I think of Zakuro... except maybe "Move along" by that dude... what's-his-name... hmm...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ichigo/Mint/Keiichiro. Hmm... "K+" cause Ichigo and Mint would fight... no make that "T"... and Keiichiro... would sit in the background, then try to break up the fight when it gets too rough... XD

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday!! It was a TartxPudding fic. OF COURSE. :3

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Ichigo and Lettuce are in a happy relationship (WTF?!) until Lettuce dumps Ichigo for Ryou (well that makes sense, that's one of the original pairings...). Ichigo, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Berry (?! Again, WTF! Wait, Berry is GAY? Ohhh, Tasuku-chan!!), has an unhappy breakup with Keiichiro (O.O I wouldn't pick HIM to be a child molester!!), then follows the wise advice of TART (WTF again?! Don't do it, Ichigo! Whatever he said, don't follow the advice of that midget! He just wants to humiliate you!! XD) and finds true love with... Pai. WTF?! Well I guess I could support that pairing... (Hisss!! Back away, Ichigo! BACK AWAY VERY SLOWLY!!)

Number 5 (Ryou) cooked you dinner? Ask, "Whatever happened to Keiichiro?" as I stare at the burned mess on table.

Number 6 (Keiichiro) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Get up and wonder, 'Why am I here? What did that child molester do to me?'

Number 7 (Ichigo) suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Say, "Hi! I know that you know Kish, so can you get him to hook me up with Pai?" Ichigo: "I don't know Kish!" Me: "Aw, don't lie! We're a family now, so we can keep secrets!" Ichigo: "Wait... you want to be with PAI?! O.O"

Number 9 (Tart) made fun of your friends? Ignore him. He does that all the time.

Number 10 (Pudding) ignored you all the time? Go up to her and start to play with her. She'll notice in no time. :3 (Again, soul switching? Anyone?)

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Pai) do? Zap them with his fan, cause I'm his girlfriend and he protects me. Maybe.

You're on a vacation with 2 (Kisshu) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Laugh maniacally until I manage to glomp him, hold him down, then get him to teleport me to the hospital. "That freaking TOOK long enough!!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Ryou) do? Smirk and walk away. "JERK!"

You're about to marry number 10 (Pudding). What's 1's (Pai's) reaction? Awaken me from my very disturbing dream and allow my thoughts to disappear. (How? I am not allowed to divulge that information... ;) )

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Taruto) support you? He yells, "Hah! Hope you LOSE, hag!" Then I whap him with my viola case and call him a midget, and he runs away crying (victory!) .

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Pudding) do? She'll most likely laugh her slightly annoying laugh with me, then ask what I was laughing about (na no DA?).

Number 2 (Kisshu) tells you about His deeply hidden love for number 9 (Taruto)? Scream, "What the has gotten into you lately?! I mean, first, you go out with Masaya, then you love Tart?! I... wow, you're gay... and a child molester... WHAT IS WITH THESE CHILD MOLESTERS?!

Number 4 (Zakuro) loves number 9 (Taruto) as well. What does that mean? Um... Keiichiro lost out. To TART, no less! (And again... Soul switching!!)

You had a haircut and 7 (Ichigo) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Hmmm... maybe she thinks I modeled my hair off of hers...

Number 8 (Deep Blue) thinks he/she’ll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him/her? "Well, DUH. I mean, not many people will go out with someone who wants to take over the world and destroy it for his own greedy purposes... >gasps for breath after saying all that in one breath>

You spot 10 (Pudding) kissing 1 (Pai). How do you react? Attack her and yell. Then when she realizes that she wasn't kissing Tart, she'll go to him and yell at him for his dumb joke. Meanwhile, Pai awakens from his hypnotism induced by Tart... at least, I hope he was hypnotised...

You notice that 3 (Mint) and 4 (Zakuro) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? W...wow. So, they ARE a lesbian couple...

Number 4 (Zakuro) is bored and pokes 10 (Pudding). What happens after that? Pudding glares at Zakuro, then I ask, "Seriously, has Pai been trying out that soul-switcher on you?"

"YES."

5 (Ryou) and 1 (Pai) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Whatever subject they're both good at. Most likely Biology, since Ryou has already studied that, and Pai has studied just about everything. :3

If 6 (Keiichiro) and 3 (Mint) cooked dinner what would they make?Something delicious, since Keiichiro would do all the work, and he makes awesome food.

7 (Ichigo) and 9 (Taruto) apply for a job. What job? Insulting each other, DUH.

8 (Deep Blue) gives 5 (Ryou) a haircut. Is that okay? No. Ryou will be dead by the end, cause Deep Blue stabbed him in the neck "accidentally."

10 (Pudding) and 9 (Taruto) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? How many dates they're planning. And the fact that Pudding has big dreams for their future... (See Tokyo Mew Mew Fandub Interview on Youtube.)

2 (Kisshu) sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 (Taruto) got it what would he/she do? Laugh hysterically and send it to everyone on his friend list. Anything to upset his cousin... (Yes, cousin. See above...)

6 (Keiichiro) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?! Go up to him and say, "Good, you're here. Now, MAKE THE CAKE!!"

What would make 7 (Ichigo) angry at 8 (Deep Blue)? Hmm... I wonder. Maybe for killing Kish, being Masaya, hurting her friends, etc., etc., etc...

Is 3 (Mint) gay? Most likely. I mean, she follows Zakuro around like a stalker. How obvious is that? But then again, she probably loves that boy that she was thinking about in the anime while all of the Mews envisioned their dream guy... some dancing star... (Ha! In the 4Kids version, though they try not to promote yuri statements, they replaced the picure of a dancing guy as Mint's dream with a picture of... Zakuro!! LOL (Although in the dub her name is Renee and Mint's name is Corina... :P))

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from EofG's profile) WARNING! THIS OFTEN TURNS OUT REAAALY TWISTED! ( wated to do this again, for the Warriors Characters! I didn't want to erase the other, tho... it's too funny! XD)

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Crowfeather and Leafpool (well, they WERE together anyways) are in happy relationship until Leaf dumps Crow for Breezepelt (WTF?! That's Crow's son!!!! O.O). Crow, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Ivypaw (Again, WTF? Ivypaw? WOWWWWW...), has an unhappy breakup with Millie (Good... I'd hate to see Crow get ripped to shreds by Graystripe...), then follows the wise advice of Hollyleaf (eh, she IS pretty good with advice) and finds true love with... Jayfeather?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What the hell???? That's your f*ing son!!!!! AND he hates you... why would Holly help anyway... O.O

Erwin swore he would never again be distracted from his fight against the titans, but when an unexpected bond begins to form with Levi, he must decide whether he will follow his heart or his head. [Erwin x Levi, romance/drama/angst, semi-canon prequel/retelling.]

The menace of Alduin has ended & the Dovahkiin finds herself at an impasse. The Civil War has escalated, the Blades demands, & the peoples' pettiness have jaded her. She withdraws from Skyrim's people, but the tendrils of fate are not so kind & Skyrim needs the Dovahkiin.

After receiving a harsh emotional blow, Gilbert is wondering if he really belongs anywhere. Looking for somewhere to disappear for a while, he finds himself in Canada. Matthew is not used to people seeking him out, but when Gilbert arrives, he finds a friend to cure his loneliness and, just maybe, much more… PruCan, human names used (obviously) (now edited!)

Set in an AU where Ghirahim rises from the lowly Fool of the Demon King Releris to the ruler of all the Lower Realms. But as the demon lord tries to destroy the Seal and take the sunlit lands of the surface for the demons, he encounters resistance...

Caring for an injured Kish following his run-in with the Blue Knight awakens Pie's dormant emotions and forces him into the struggle between loyalty, duty, friendship, and something he doesn't want to call love. Yet. Pie/Kish, other pairings inside.

Seto wanted to take his secrets to the grave, but when a class project lands him and Joey closer than desired, those secrets become harder to protect than ever. Especially when Joey is discovering the common ground they share. yaoi, ref. to rape & abuse

Kish continues to advance on Ichigo, and she's not having it. When it goes too far Tart intervenes and takes her to the ship, where she gets taken care of by Pai and things just get worse when Kish tries to get her back. Pai x Ichigo/Kish x Ichigo angst.

Researching the Oocca, Link and Shad discover that Hyrule is not all fair and balanced as it seems and, when they try to help, meet an unexpected resistance. Sometimes to set the world right, you have to unsettle things a bit. Link/Shad

They say the sword hates all of the goddess's people. They also say that one day the sword's seemingly endless well of hatred will dry up, and at that time, it will only have enough strength left to hate itself. /GhiraLink /DARK

Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.

Ginny, Sirius, and the Golden Trio escape to Japan to hide from Voldemort and to help Aziza reunite with her brother, the Nameless Pharaoh. They soon find out that Voldemort's not the only one who wants to take over the world. The darkness is spreading. It's time to fight.

Two toms want kits together, but first they must find the perfect surrogate mother to have their kits. This task proves to be more work than they had expected. / This a SLASH story. So if you are not a slash fan please don't read it.

The day he noticed the slight, barely visible protrusion of his stomach was the same day he took to systematically shattering every mirror and reflective surface he could get his hands on. These things were not unrelated. Reposting from the kink meme.

Aerrow is struggling to deal with mixed signals from a certain Dark Ace who's making his life even more complicated than it already is. Is this some sinister plan? Or is Dark Ace really trying to win Aerrow over? M/M alert. Don't like, don't read.

Feliciano has a habit of referring to everyone he knows as a country. Everyone has gotten used to it and ignores it until Ludwig moves to town. His curiosity gets the better of him and he investigates. Will what he finds damage his friendship with Feli, or will it strengthen it? Title sucks, human/country names, and of COURSE there is the main attraction: the yaoi pairing.

AU set up. Whenever there was no one to talk to, there was always Peter standing by or checking on him, far too eager to listen. As a result, Steve found himself confiding with Peter in ways he didn't feel comfortable too with others... *Slow building*

Jonouchi Katsuya will always look out for his friends, no matter how weird things get. That means he will keep on fighting, whether facing maniacs with freaky powers, monsters from a childrens game, or the fact Kaiba's a girl. Wait, what? Warnings inside

Alternate Universe: Jack Frost is a world famous figure skater. With the championship title on the line, he hardly has time to sleep, let alone fall in love... namely with the one who will be his toughest critic.

Connor and Haytham must race against time to destroy a powerful Piece of Eden before the Templars use it to change the course of history. Post ACIII, in which Haytham survived. Haytham/Connor - Rated M for graphic violence, sex, and incest

ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.

AU inspired by the DW kink meme. Jack Frost is the oldest spirit. He didn't drown in a lake three hundred years ago - he's millions of years old. So how does he react when the Guardians of Childhood need his help with Pitch Black? (Blackice)

Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.

Iggy is miserable seeing the flock happy, including Fang who seemingly abandoned them to live the good life. But an unexpected offer from Fang open's Iggy's eyes and he realizes that they just might be the key to each other's happiness. Iggy's POV; Figgy

Haytham spent his life steeped in blood and deceit. It would be easy to lose his humanity-to become a proverbial monster. But once a man becomes a beast, there is no return. A companion fic to Thicker Than Water regarding Haytham's struggles with his past relationships. M/M; Multiple pairings; Rated M for sexual content, violence, non-con, etc. See chapter-specific warnings within

When Demise was defeated, Ghirahim felt relief and then fear. For what would happen to him after his hated Master fell? Would he be mercifully killed...or forced to live as uselessly as before? The Hero's sword, however, has another idea... /in the process of being rewritten/

Triangle: A geometric shape made up of three connected points. Ludwig Beilshmidt, Kiku Honda, and Feliciano Vargas were three very different people, living very different lives. But, a random encounter on the island of Curacao will cause their lives to forever become intertwined and entangled. Germany/Italy/Japan. Human AU.

You meet all kinds of people when you're a driver for a living. Carlisle thought he had seen it all, but when Edward Masen's eyes met his in the rear-view mirror, a whole new world opened up to him. AH. Carlward slash. M for language and lemons.

Every Spring Bunnymund, Goes In To A Deep Sleep To Avoid Going In to Heat! This Year Is Going To Be Diffenrent Wither He Wants It To Or Not. Just What Has North Gotten Himself In Too? Now the spell is broken can Bunny and North's relationship survive? This Is A Slash North/Bunnymund Fic, don't like don't read! Now Complete.

For the AC Kink Meme. Prompt was: Pet fic where Assassin of choice is likened to an actual bird of prey. Shaun seeks to help Desmond cope with the newly volatile Bleeding Effect using a rather curious method.

Two years ago the virus wiped out most of mankind, leaving the undead roaming the streets. A group of survivors known as the Guardians have been reunited for a secret, dangerous mission: to locate and retrieve Jack Frost, last known stranded deep within an infected city. (Because all fandoms should have a good Zombie!AU)

Jack has begun to accept his past and is prepared to face his future, but what will that future hold for him only two people know. One he knows, the other... well, let's just say that it will prove to be a very interesting time amongst the Guardians of Childhood for a very long time. So, who is this mystery person? You'll have to read to find out ;P Oh, yeah, it will be yaoi fyi

Cats are going missing without a trace. It's happening in all the clans. What could be happening? Why hasn't StarClan warned them? What has happened? Who will save them? Surely not these two mysterious cats who have shown up out of nowhere...

After a blackmail incident, Pitch and Jack have been engaging in certain immodest activities together. At first it started out as blackmail, but now they seem to have settled into a mutual "friends-with-benefits" relationship. But what happens when Jack starts to feel something more towards the Boogeyman? RATED M FOR A REASON

After three centuries of confusion, Jack's had it. Now that he knows his past and his purpose, it's out of his favor to submerge himself in confusion again. So when he learns of the crush Jamie has developed through their years of friendship, he wants nothing to do with it. (cover art by rollingstarr on tumblr)

A modern AU where Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third is a seventeen year old boy, bullied at school for being different, but when a new kid comes into town, a white haired, blue eyed boy roughly the same age, his life was about to change... but will be it changed for the better? (( Jack x Hiccup ))

With all of the other kids from Mrs. Frizzle's class doing their own thing now that they're teenagers, the four remaining kids (Keesha, Ralphie, Phoebe, and Carlos) are the best friends that anyone could ask for. But everything is not as it seems in their perfect friendship. Rated T for adult themes/language. Not for the homophobic/weak at heart.

Post-film. A drunken one-night stand with Jack drives Pitch to do everything he can to make sure it's forgotten, but he didn't count on one thing ever happening, especially to him. Now, everything's changed, and Jack's trying to figure out why Pitch won't talk to him anymore. Eventual BlackIce, Mpreg. Prompted by the ROTG kinkmeme.

Shaun finds something under Desmond's bed while they were hiding in the Grand Temple and decides to use it to embarrass the Mentor's son. Even if it means finding out what Desmond really feels about him.

Just a set of 25 drabbles, each one set to a different prompt. Please read and review. Rated M for later chapters. Contains Slash, Bunnymund/Jack, BunnyFrost. I promise they are all connected! It all starts with a laugh.

Long ago, Jack was kidnapped by a man with a round pale face - a face that seems, to his child's imagination, like the moon. He has spent years suffering in solitude, but when the vigilante killers that style themselves Guardians free the boy, he finds an unexpected family. Their methods may be harsh, but Jack doesn't mind. It's to keep the children safe, after all.

From what he would and wouldn't eat to what his sleeping habits were, Jack figured he knew everything there was to know about Bunnymund. However, there's one little detail no one bothered to tell him. A little detail that will drastically change their lives and their relationship.

Seven years after the Guardians battle Pitch, the Sandman decides that he needs a break. The Man on the Moon picks out of all people, Jamie Bennett, to be his temporary replacement. Meanwhile, Jamie and Jack are struggling to fight their feelings for each other and the rising evil that is trying to take advantage of Jamie's inexperience. Lots of JamiexJack. Rated M just in case.

On a slow day in Jerusalem, Malik decides to help a young Templar boy, who seems to beg Malik not to take his life. Allowing this to happen, will Malik have made the right decision to help this young teenager? Or would it all have been a huge mistake... {Eventual Light Shounen-Ai.}

So that was it, then. 0 was deaf. She would be of no use to him. A waste of a perfectly good part of his soul. He swept her aside and began working on the creations that would matter. Mostly post-story, 6xOC, 5x9

Fred and George have always shared a special bond of friendship, but what happens when Fred starts to experience feelings outside of the norm for what one should feel towards their own brother? Boy/Boy slash, M for later chapters. Don't like don't read!

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Fred and George: They're joined at the hip, but what happens when they discover that they're relationship goes beyond just brotherly love? FredxGeorge Twincest, don't like, don't read. Rated for later chapters, though some may be M

Loki has returned to Earth and is staying with the two brilliant minds of the Avengers. However, during his stay, he begins to have feelings for Bruce Banner who seems to return them. What will happen between the God of Mischief and the man know as the Hulk?

When Thor returns to Earth with Loki, the Avengers are skeptical. Thor is insistent that Loki only wishes to apologize, but after Tony's pestering, Thor reveals the true reason for their return: something has gone missing from Asgard.

The fight was what they dealt with, and they dealt with it well. But when Loki is no longer the enemy, but the reason they're fighting, can they do it? Can they face off a worryingly familiar face, more crazed than the demi-god? Alone... no. But allied with another team, fighting a similar cause... Features the Fantastic Four. Slash.

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

"I do not wish to hurt you Stark," Thor bounced on his heels, a wide smile playing on his lips as a loose strand of blonde fell into his eyes. Tony laughed cockily at that, bounding on his own feet as he dodged another half-hearted punch from Thor. Slash. Explicit Tony/Thor.

A What If tale. What would have happened if the Doctor, looking for Melody after Demon's Run, had been taken by the TARDIS to Godric's Hollow? And he was the first there? Amy and Rory raise the saviour of the Wizarding World with input from River and the Doctor. God help the Wizarding World. Will eventually ship canon pairings. Please Read and Review. T for future chapters.

The Avengers didn't make it back to Stark Tower in time to arrest Loki, and the Chitauri decide to make good on their promise, despite the destruction of most of their forces. Loki returns, but he's not the same. Thor convinces the others to allow his brother to stay and the Avengers slowly adapt to his presence. Loki abuse, Tony/Steve, Loki/Clint

Kishi is your average 8th grade student in Tokyo, Japan...or so you would think. She's not exactly normal for her father's an alien and her mother once a Mew Mew.But history is about to repeat itself.Can she find her true strengths in time?

When Link is badly injured in Lanayru Desert, he gets a helping hand from a rather unlikely source, learning that there's far more to Groose than just the bully he appears to be. Link/Groose, some mild Link/Zelda and Zelda/Link/Groose.

The dragon supposed the Hero was bored, coming back to face the Thunder Challenge so often after Demise's defeat. But whenever asked who he would like to face, it was always the same answer: "Ghirahim." Obsession, angst, adventure and yaoi. Note: This has been altered to comply with new FF regs. See A/N in Chapter 1 for details.

Ryou is forced to go to Hogwarts with the spirit in tow. What will he do with an irritant spirit, a headmaster with a secret plot, and overly curious peers on his plate? And what is Voldemort planning? How does it include the ring?

"Naked. Stripped to the bone. Everything he knew gone froever. Left to die on this horrible planet. Alone." Loki is banished to Midgard without his powers and must learn to lead a normal, human life. Eventual Captain/Loki romance! R/R please 3

Loki is a deaf teacher, he has no kids and lives alone. Thor is anything but alone, he's the life of the party and a popular fitness trainer, he's constantly surrounded by women. Full summary inside . Thor/Loki AU

Loki doesn't want a certain device falling into Doom's hands so he joins the Avengers for this one time quest. However, things get a bit out of hand and Loki finds himself trapped in a situation he might not get out of. Will Thor help him or not?

Loki hates Captain America, but over time he realizes it's a lie. Excerpt: Loki's long fingers continue to trail across the soft fabric of Steve's blanket until he reaches the bare skin of his calf. Steve moves away slightly, but he keeps his gaze on Loki, forever studying him, trying to read the unreadable man. But he isn't afraid, that much is obvious.

HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.

The war was lost; Odin secreted his infant son to a safe place far from the castle. Raised as a blacksmith and a huntsman, Thor is as arrogant as a king. It serves him poorly when he crosses the path of Loki, Prince of Jotunheim. Medieval AU, Thorki.

Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.

Set post-movie. Thor visits the memorial Odin created for Loki every day, regretting every time he never noticed what Loki wanted all along. Loki watches invisibly every day, trying to convince himself he should hate Thor. Chapter 2 UPLOADED finally!

Military AU ; Thor is serving overseas and gets "set up" with Loki by a mutual friend. They get together and do the long-distance relationship thing for a while until Thor's about to come home, but Loki gets a surprise instead.

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

Yugi is a teenager with no friends and a abusive father. To deal with the pain, he cuts himself and drinks his own blood. Soon he becomes addicted to the pain he causes himself. One night, he stumbles on a vampire. Can the vampire help with the pain? R&R

Tired of dealing with the fickle wizarding world, Harry and his godfather flee from Britain at the end of 5th year. They go to Japan and start a new life - which just so happens to involve the host club. Oh dear. SLASH HP/KO SB/RF other pairings

Ichigo meets Ryou Shirogane, a bad boy who got expelled from school for biting a girl. Ichigo is fascinated by him, and one day follows him to the park, where she witnesses something which could bind her into something life-changing. AU TEMPORARILY POSTPONED

Ghirahim always liked the Silent Realm because there, one's voice echoes. He knew it wouldn't take the crimson stares of the beings to shatter his love's innocence. It would only take himself. He knew to be gentle. He tried. Ghirahim/Link lemony-ness

Kisshu, Taruto, and Pai hold a dark secret. A secret that is long forgotten even by them, but what happens when Kiichiero discovers it and everyone's world is upside down and what does it have to do with the three boys that went missing two years ago?

Vampires are a legend, myth. They are the stuff of nightmare, born from superstition, fear, and the remnants of old prejudices. But now Edward must reevaluate everything he thought he knew about truth and reality, about monsters and legends. AU, vampslash

Akito fought to break him, take him, make him hers alone. What she didn't know, what he didn't know, was that he already belonged to someone else. Neither knew they belonged to the other, but they had been there for each other since the beginning. Boyxboy

One the Consulting Detective, the other the Oncoming Storm. And when a stubborn big blue box who knows what's needed brings these two together to solve a crime neither can alone…Well, things on Bakers St just got a bit complicated.

Atem falls in love with Harry Potter while Yugi is at school. Yugi contacts Yuusei is hopes of stopping his obsession, but Yuusei and Atem bond over their love for the series and seek out adventures. AU - Derp

When Dib gets in trouble in Skool for not paying attention, and Zim for having bad grades, Ms. Bitters forces Dib to be Zim's tutor. Now Dib has to answer ANY question Zim has, about ANYTHING! Let the fun begin! Eventual ZaDr.

Link had to understand that fate wasn't ONLY making things easier for him when a certain guide appeared in his life. Based on the OOT plot, with many alterations. Sheik is his own character and he's male. LinkxSheik

Dumbledore meets, falls in love with and loses Grindelwald. "Magic like his is a marvel that I have only encountered a few times in my life and that was my first experience. I had no defense against it." Artwork by Ghostangel.

He crashed in 1947. He escaped in 2011. Between those two events is over sixty years worth of his life spent of a strange planet, surrounded by strange beings in a hidden location. Some of it was unnerving and worrying. But some was actually fairly fun.

Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.

When Sly begins having nightmares about his parent's death, it somehow brings him together with the last person he ever expected. Now together they're going to deal with his inner demons and long kept secrets. SlyBentley, slash, angst. Ch 2 fixed!

The teenage king elect, Thor, has been finding that he has been having certain issues in his relationship with Sif. Being the "caring" brother that he is, Loki offers his aid in teaching Thor how to..."properly treat" a woman.

"Don't you know anything, human?" "What are you talking about, Zim?" "The reason I left Earth was because I found out the truth." "The truth of what?" "Pitiful human, well you wouldn't be all human would you, seeing as we're brothers." R&R

Dib has gone missing. Zim wonders where he could be and he's not the only one. Where did he disappear to and why did he disappear? Most of all, what will Zim and Dib do when he is discovered? My first fanfiction, enjoy !

The Doctor and Rose are back, this time with a friend- Captain Jack Harkness. When they interrupt a concert, thrusting another companion into their midst, how will it affect the relationships of the long-time friends?

In an alternate universe, the Doctor keeps the Master in the TARDIS after "Last of the Time Lords". The Master of course does not want to be kept, so he falls back on an old stand by - flirt until the Doctor cracks. Doctor/Master, Theta/Koschei.

Its been 9 years since the mews defeated Deep Blue. Everybody has moved on, but one day everything changes. the aliens invade after 9 years of peace, and love. But the aliens still seem to have feelings for the mews. So why are aliens invading?aliens r in

Serenity Wheeler finds herself with 3 personalities to deal with...and they're all hers. The only thing keeping them together is a journal about their days. But, the funny thing about journals is that you have to read them...or it may kill you...

A new year has come and with it the resolutions that we try to keep and fulfill year-round. Seto has set his mind on a resolution, unlike any other, and he is determined to do anything to accomplish it. Yaoi. Prideshipping. Full summary inside.

New languages, new schools, and new friends, oh my! What more can an exchange student deal with without them exploding? Well, there's always fun when some of your new friends happen to be hosts of 5000 year old spirits...OCxCanon later, Rated T for now.

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

The EFF Hole Continued... "Kiss my ass Marik!" Marik paused again, "But there's poop down there." How in the world is Bakura ever going to pull, or yank rather, Marik out of the bloody closet? YGOTAS Thiefshipping. Lemon in later chapters.

Characters from Harry Potter, Star Wars, Warriors, and Artemis Fowl brace as the worst from each world gather together, planning to take over the galaxy...chaos and randomness will ensue as personalities and motives conflict. UPDATED!

"They called it the ship of dreams." Atemu couldn't run from his troubles forever, but it was Fate's hand that landed him on the fabled Titanic, along with a certain cerulean-eyed nobleman. Full summary inside; prideshipping.

The Midorikawas live peacefully with the creatures of the sea. The Fujiwaras hunt with wolves. The Ikisatashis enter battle wearing skins of cats. Yet the heart of each tribe holds something the others have been searching for all along. AU - KxI PxL TxP

Things change. So do people. Propelled 7 years into the future, Ichigo is engaged to Masaya. But Kish's reaction becomes the least of her worries when the aliens come back for the wedding and a surprise guest follows behind. "It ate my ring!" KxI PxL TxP

slash/yaoi, full warnings are inside Summary: "The world suspects that Voldemort is back following the DoM break-in, everyone is prepared to the neck for all out war, and Harry has to hide his darkness from the Shadows themselves and Ryou has a crush...

When Ichigo is attacked, she is saved by someone other than Masaya. Masaya can't help but let his jealousy get the best of him, and they drift apart. Now that Ichigo is losing him, will she move on? Or go back to Masaya? Who is really there for her?

Dib will do anything to protect the Earth. Tak will do anything to conquer it for the Tallests. They were each other's biggest obstacle, in more ways than one. Fifty short Dib/Tak prompts, slight Zim/Gaz mentioned.

Lettuce, Pai, Keiichiro and Zakuro are four of my favourite tokyo mew mew characters. And so, in their honour, I have written a one-shot... for every one of the 6 pairings you could make from these four people. And yes, I mean EVERY. Enjoy.

Seto doesn't believe in Paradise, but with a voice in his head telling him to find it and a motley gang determined to make him their leader, what else is he to do but search for Paradise? "Wolf's Rain" storyline with "Yugioh!" characters. On hiatus.

Zero was different. He wasn’t like the other boys in D-tent. He didn’t speak a single word to him, but he didn’t need to, because somehow, Stanley knew. There was just… something about him. Something... Well, just something. SLASH Stanley/Zero

As Eleven tries to sort out how to deal with Amy's attraction to him, he gets an unexpected call from an old friend. Amy/Eleven, Martha/Eleven, with hints of Martha/Ten and Amy/Rory. Mickey and some of the Torchwood gang pop up, too. It's a Who reunion!

Set two years after the events of Tokyo Mew Mew a la Mode. A certain green-haired alien shows up to warn Shirogane that aliens are coming to destroy every human on Earth, then offers to bring back Pai, Tart, and five others to help fight. KxOC, RxP, PxT.

Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?

Masaya and Ichigo are over. But why is Ichigo happy, and a certain blond haired boss is wondering that also, including the Mews. Is Ichigo's mom and dad hiding something from Ichigo and a certain someone?

This is a rewrite of an older work I published. Same plot. Ryou has a younger sibling that no one has ever heard of before, what will happen to the Mews when this mysterious character suddenly resurfaces after 10 years? KxI RxL KxZ TxP MxM OCxP R&R, Fav.

Kish tries to get over Ichigo by liking Lettuce, but she has a huge crush on Ryou, and Ryou still likes Ichigo! Things couldn't be more complicated for the group. Sequel to "It's Time to Let Go." KishxLettxRyou PaixIchi. YOU pick who Lettuce ends up with!

“P-pai-san? What on Earth are you doing… on Earth? In my backyard?” -- Two years after the aliens leave Earth, Pai appears in Lettuce's backyard and presents her with a rather intriguing idea. Fluffy; and a belated birthday present for True Colours. :3

Just a quick fix for all you Tendershippers. It doesn't really have a plot, except that Bakura is being nice for once! Or, as nice as he can be. Yaoi, like, a lot, and lemon. Bakura/Ryo, mentions Puzzleshipping.

Harry is on the hunt for a serial killer, bent on murdering famous wizards and witches in Time. While testing a special Time-Turner, Harry and Severus have an accident and find themselves in the middle of the underground facilities of Torchwood.

Its a Harry Potter, Tokyo Mew Mew crossover! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Hope you like it! Read and Review please. chapter 13 up now. The writing improves SO MUCH so please bear with it in the first few chapters x X.

Ichigo is on a mission. She disguises as a boy and goes to an all boys school and begins her mission. However, falling in love wasn't exactly on her 'to do' list. Warning: Yaoi and Yuri. Gays and Lez in case you don't know. But it's not that sexual. IXK

Pai falls for Ichigo, Kish is livid and attacks Pai. And a certain ex-boyfriend attempts a 'rescue'. When Ichigo is kidnapped, Pai is in the hospital, but he must save her. Pai finally gets a hold of Masaya. Crazy twist and lemon. CrackFic KishxIchixPai

The Doctor Ten and Jack are separated while traveling together. Jack must make his way on a strange, new world until the Doctor can find him again. He makes a new friend whose past may just be as mysterious as Jack's own. Just who is Daniel, exactly? Slash

Larry held his own against Kahmunrah pretty handily in the Smithsonian. The question is, how did some schmuck from Brooklyn learn to fight like that? Larry/Ahkmenrah UST if you squint - and I do. T for language. Spoilers for both movies.

Kiba and his pack run into a town in the smack dab middle of nowhere... only to find Max and her flock! New rivals, abnormal conflicts, and an action-packed romance in underway! KibaxMax, FangxMax, R&R!

Not long after Atem left life behind, he finds himself thrust back in by a sadistic scientist. With the help of a genetically altered girl and an alien being he escapes. Can they avoid recapture and find the TARDIS? First of the Last Companion series.

Prof. Membrane builds a machine capable of traveling between dimensions. Dib drags Zim along for the ride, and somehow Tak is brought along as well. They discover themselves to be in the Warriors world. Will they discover themselves as well? DISCONTINUED.

After the incident at the Department of Mysteries, Torchwood becomes interested in the case of Lord Voldemort. Disguised as sixteen year olds, the team is assigned to protect Harry Potter and keep an eye on Draco Malfoy. JH/IJ RW/HG HP/GW

Rose-reunion fic...The Doctor, Artemis Fowl and Foaly build a machine so the Doctor can go get Rose from the parallel universe! Spoilers for The Time Paradox and in Dr Who this is post-Martha, pre-Donna. First fanfiction.

Danny's not showing Nicholas cop film anymore. Danny/Nicholas slash, set post-film. Contains references to and potential spoilers for the films Four Weddings and a Funeral, Bedrooms and Hallways, Wilby Wonderful, Big Eden, and Brokeback Mountain.

Harvey Dent is in love with Rachel Dawes; there's no doubt. There's also no doubt that Bruce Wayne is in love with her, too. However, a series of rather poor choices on her part starts a chain reaction of unexpected events. Bruce x Harvey. -COMPLETE-

Sequel to 'Hey Beautiful'. After a night of complete madness, Deep Blue decides it's time for the aliens to discover real women. And by real women, he means the women he pairs them up with! D&M! R&P! P&T! I&K! R&R!

This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?

COMPLETE, YAOI AU NOVEL LENGTH.malik x bakura, serenity x Ryou. Year 2650. In a world of scientific proliferation, a group of respected scientists become getaway outcasts when an experiment goes awry. They plot they are entangled in, however, is much dark

Prideshipping - Seto and Yami Yugi - and Thiefshipping - Malik and Yami Bakura. Seto finally gets the courage to admit to others and himself that he is bisexual. He goes for an outing with Yami... and gets more than he bargained for. M for lemon.

"The blood was so dark, so red, and he couldn't get enough..." Ryou develops a dark side after constant beatings from Bakura. Kirai is so horrible and insane. So full of hate. M for rape, gore, and character death.

"There is a reason. There's always a reason." "ZIM DOES NOT WANT YOUR PITY!" "I must tell you why... why I do these things." Dib finally learned the answers to his questions. Why Zim talks in third person, why he always yells. Rated K.

When Ashfur threatens my littermates and I, he can't expect me to just stand there and let us burn. When I stop him, the unexpected thing of all unexpected things happens: I find my mate. HollyxAsh RATED T to be safe.

We all wonder, What happened after it all ended? This is your chance to find out. New love discovered, new lies uncovered, and old friends and enemies revealed. PxL RxOC KixZ KeixOC TxP MxI TasxBer YES includes Berry and Tasuku!

I hate falling, but it seems that I cannot escape it. When I fell into that irritating boy's estate, I thought that it was over for me. But soon, things changed... Rated T for swearing and suggestive themes.