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The boss, guy on left with the family, was hiring George for a dream job. George sees the photo on the desk and remembers that day. George accused them of destroying all his beach stuff (towels, umbrella, etc) and made a huge fuss about it. I think he ended up throwing THEIR stuff in the ocean. Turned out the tide had come in and that was how it got dragged into the ocean; it wasn't the bosses family.

If boss sees photograph on desk and thinks 'hey, if he recognizes me from the photo and remembers what an ass I made of myself in front of him and his family while on vacation, he might reconsider offering me this awesome job I want.' So he gets this scheme to have himself removed from the photograph so the boss doesn't realize he was the guy who ruined their family vacation years back.

Thanks for the reply but you misunderstood my point. Te shenanigans with the picture kept escalating because the photo editor kept screwing up. What I didn't understand is why they would edit an original instead of making a copy and ten editing the copy.

If you edit the original and make a mistake, you're screwed. I know that's the point of the plot but I couldn't get past it. You never edit an original. Always work on a copy.

That said it's a comedy series and one shouldn't put too much weight on realism. Exaggeration was a plot-driver in many episodes (for example the chicken restaurant one or the kramer-showers-all-day one).

Well, as far as I know, he's blind. I believe he tried to kill himself by shooting himself through the temple. He survived and calmy (creepy) called 911.

I'm pretty sure, at least they were saying, that he tried to kill himself because they had just recently removed his leg(s) due to complications with diabetes. Obviously, there's probably more to the story.

It was reported he was blinded in the suicide attempt since he shot through his temple and several times in the 911 call mentions how he can't see anything. Probably shot through his optic nerve or his eyeball proper.

Summer of '89 I'm at the beach. This family sits up next to me. I go in to the surf and when I come from out, my clothes, my towel, my umbrella, they're all gone. I am furious, I start screaming to these kids demanding my stuff back and finally I lose it. I grab their boom box and I chuck it in to the ocean.

Not even close. I couldn't deal with that one. Spelling mistakes everyone. Jokes not funny. Lacks the Polish of SeinfeldToday. I feel like those could actually be the episode synopses you would see in a TV guide.

YIL that the old guy on the left (from Super Troopers) has diabetes and had lost a leg, and out of despair from the thought of having another surgery to remove his toes, he attempted suicide by shooting himself in the temple. His attempt was unsuccessful; the 911 call transcription is somewhere online.
I feel bad for the guy. He's actually been in a lot of famous movies.

I have a friend who committed suicide like this a while back. There is absolutely nothing laughable about it. There is nothing applaudable about the act of a desperate man, it's showing some very extreme suffering going on inside someone and to make light of it and ignore this fact is incredibly disrespectful.

Eh, you'd be surprised how resilient the human skull can be. Were not as fragile as you'd think. People can survive some crazy injuries, particularly head trauma.

In all honesty, bloodloss is probably a more reliable way to kill someone than any 1 hit inflicted injury, unless you manage to damage the heart or lung. And even then a fast EMT response can give you not unfavorable odds of survival.