After like the hundredth time, she's getting kidnapped by Bowser, all over again. If I was her I would be tired of playing the victim too. Sure, she got to be "one of the guys" in Mario Bros. 2, but that turned out to just be a dream. And she did eventually get a starring role in her own videogame... where she had to use her emotional powers to overcome obstacles and defeat her enemies. She's just as much perpetually trapped by old tropes just as often as she is stuck in Bowser's clutches.

Among the weapons she has utilized in various Mario games: Slapping gloves, an umbrella, a frying pan, pink hearts, and her emotions

*Surprise! This was a partial crop of a mural WIP. Here is part of the mural: fav.me/d6mghk7

It is, well, that's what I thought. And on top of that, I suppose no Paper Mario. Or...it would be drastically different. I'm sure at some point, they would want a Mario RPG, and would make do without Square, it would just be REAL diffrerent...

Alright here we go again 'Mario, Mario where for art thou Mario?' Just kill me now and get it over with! He's probably twelve levels below us so it'll take a long while before he gets up here so just go ahead and uh you know do what you want with me...just for pity sakes get this over with as you see I'm BORED TO TEARS! Day in and day out same thing over and over again so much so that it's come to be P-R-E-D-I-C-T-A-B-L-E! Predictable you know like clock work.