Frustrated with Advertising Policies

I could write a story where I elucidate in nearly graphic terms coitus between consenting [or even non-consenting] adults, and this would almost always pass an advertising filter. If, however, I wanted to use the terms “Fuck,” Shit,” or “Ass,” regardless of context, that would get flagged. So all your little babies would know all about intercourse from a complete stranger, meanwhile consenting adults would be robbed of terms already used in fucking common parlance. Fuck me screaming.

I don’t have to like it, but I have to play nice. Truth is, that’s just another few bucks I’ll be spending on booze rather than on my career.