Magic Johnson's Huge Ass At Sweet 16

At BC Headquarters we watched exactly 2-3 minutes of the Michigan State debacle. Luckily for us we could change the channel to ice skating on the Deuce. Magic Johnson, on the other hand, showed up in Houston and had to sit through his alma mater getting blasted by Memphis.

To add insult to injury, Magic had to endure a surprisingly cute Texas fan wanting a moment of his time. He’s probably wishing he could have spent the night on the couch eating cheeseburgers and drinking milk shakes.