At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."

At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.yAnd I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.

I think the only worthwhile position to hold in such a religion would be that of a priest.

The one spreading the good news?

Then again, who wants to admit to their cell-mate that they were arrested for offering unsolicited proof of God?

At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.yAnd I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.

I think the only worthwhile position to hold in such a religion would be that of a priest.

The one spreading the good news?

Then again, who wants to admit to their cell-mate that they were arrested for offering unsolicited proof of God?

He'd probably be spreading more than just good news. I'd be insisting that god was clothed in latex of the purest white.

Cell mate. That could be bad. Nah, the government obviously sides with religious organizations. It would never happen.

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."

At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.yAnd I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.

I think the only worthwhile position to hold in such a religion would be that of a priest.

The one spreading the good news?

Then again, who wants to admit to their cell-mate that they were arrested for offering unsolicited proof of God?

He'd probably be spreading more than just good news. I'd be insisting that god was clothed in latex of the purest white.

Cell mate. That could be bad. Nah, the government obviously sides with religious organizations. It would never happen.

Just lay back and think of England.

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
George Bernard Shaw