My Ride!

The Benevolent and Protective Wingleader of our Conservative cabal, the intrepid Instinct, spends his days learning the finer aspects of CGI and other animation in a Masters degree program in a location where he cannot hunt for Liberals for there are laws against doing so in a baited field (in other words, coastal California).

He has spent months working up the ’69 Camaro Rally Sport that graces the banner on his blog. Last Friday night, he surprised me with a special, custom made paint job on his virtual muscle car just for lil’ ol’ me! Feast your eyes on this!

Thanks, Instinct!

I got to thinking, though–a dangerous thing, I know–but, as much as I love the virtual wheels, I need to add a couple of touches to make it truly mine.

First, a rack to properly keep this handy:

A custom-made, fully functional AR-15!

And, in the spirit of the earliest days of automobiling, a set of custom-made driving togs for jaunts behind the wheel!

Although the helmet MIGHT hinder peripheral vision....

Instinct, I hope I didn’t take it too far. You ARE still speaking to me, aren’t you?