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A young priest was concerned that a vast number of the women in his congregation who confessed to him that they were seduced by the new grocery delivery boy. As a penance, he asked each woman to put $10 in the collection box and pray for forgiveness. Finally, the delivery boy came in for a confession. The priest asked: “So, what do you have to say for yourself, young man?”
“Just this, Father. Either you give me a fair shake of those $10 or else I will take my business elsewhere.”