You won’t be reclaiming your time after seeing these guys having sex in front of her salad!

Here is the story about how this NSFW meme took on a life of it’s own as any good meme does.

A scene from a porn in a kitchen features two apron-clad beefy men doing the nasty right while a woman sits at the counter eating a huge salad. Despite their moans and groans, she somehow doesn’t realize until she stands up and sees a scruffy muscle guy boning his blond friend, to which she replies, “Are you guys fucking? Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?!” Genius!

There Is a Very NSFW Video Below

Watch the absurdly funny VERY NSFW clip here:

Starring in the clip from Private Lesson Part 3 are adult performers Jake Porter and Jaxton Wheeler and an extra eating a salad. As of press, no one knows who the woman eating a salad is, including Jake Porter.

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Twitter and Tumbler went bonzo over the weekend after this got picked up and have been meming and lolzing about it in full-force.

Which then evolved (or devolved), as many a great meme does, into the new meaning of “seriously?!”

The best part about the “in front of my salad” meme is that it was total improvised. “I wouldn’t call [the scene] scripted,” Porter told OutBuzz. “We had bulletpoints set up for how we kind of wanted her to react.”
“We kind of gave her the bones of what we were looking for, but she definitely built the structure of the scene,” he said. ”

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Jake Porter

And now for an “are you guys fucking in front of my salad music video”