Those two hot chicks horrific monsters are hemmed in by an old dude in a neon banana hammock on one side and a young dude flashing his ‘O face while he rubs one our in his trousers on the other. Jesus Christ, I did not need to see that pic. This may require another gin and tonic. (full disclosure: seeing my shadow would require another gin and tonic)

“People should just watch the best bike race in the world, instead of trying to make it about themselves by dressing up as ________s.”

I couldn’t agree more. Cycling events really need to step it up and retain the integrity and granduer that a tennis match or golf outing has. All those people who dress up like gorillas and bananas need to cut it out, this is serious business. STOP HAVING FUN!!!!