Seattle, WA – Starbucks announced today that over the second half of 2016 it will be phasing in rules that will ultimately result in the prohibition of electronic devices in its stores that are not made by Apple Inc. The impetus for the change is persistent and growing frustration experienced by Apple devotees with their non-Apple carrying counterparts.

A crowded Republican field of potential 2016 Presidential candidates is applying significant pressure on each candidate’s camp to reach for any available advantage.For U.S. Senator and libertarian favorite Randal Howard “Rand” Paul (R-KY) to crack a field that is expected to include Jeb Bush, Scott Walker and Marco Rubio, that may include the dramatic step of a legal name change ...

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