For the sheer robustness of the collection, we recommend Zazzle.com/vote+ron+paul+pet+clothing for all your Ron Paul–themed pet apparel needs. This item here, with the Facebook reference, is especially funny because dogs don’t even have opposable thumbs. Dogs also don’t pay federal income tax. Lucky!

This is a silly one because dogs can’t vote! It’s also a serious one because the disenfranchisement of dogs is a troubling civil-liberties issue.

Here’s a dog wearing a picture of an elephant that symbolizes a human. It’s just too much.

Zazzle.com/vote+ron+paul+pet+clothing doesn’t have any items for crustaceans, so we were forced to make our own outfit for Re Pron Paul, our libertarian sea-creature pal. It’s a good thing he has this hoodie, because winter is coming and where he lives (the ocean) gets so cold.