5 Pieces From Kendall And Kylie's New Collection You Can Actually Afford

As in: you're gonna have to drop one thousand dollars or more to cop just a single outfit from this collection.

The limited edition capsule was released on the sisters' website today, and if you were one of the lucky ones to snag the 2017 spring line (only 100 pieces of each item were made), then count your blessings.

And, assume, your cash — and give it to me because I am so poor and hungry.

The collection, which the Jenners say is their most “personal” and “curated” collection so far, are expected to sell out quickly

Kendall said:

We wanted to focus the design of this line on a few specialty pieces, so that every style is unique to our vision… We're very excited to launch it!

And if you didn't already want to dress like Kendall and Kylie, then you're still probably drooling over the '90s themed denim, bomber jackets and fancy sweatpants.

That said, we're not made of money. Here are the items we can actually afford out of this collection.

Fishnet Tights — $15

Honestly, I would pay anything for a pair of fishnet tights that I didn't pick up with a bowed head of shame from my local Hot Topic.

At $15, these tights are by far the cheapest thing the Jenner's are offering, because nothing says “I'm cheap,” in more ways than one, than fishnet tights.

And that's it. That's all you can afford from this collection. Goodbye.

Now to get back to what I normally do instead of talking about Kendall and Kylie's latest fashion release — writing my erotic fan fiction crossover of “A Song of Fire and Ice” and “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”

…What are you still doing here?

Oh, fine. I'll show you what else you might be able to afford if you mow some extra lawns this summer.

Corset Bodysuit — $175

One time my mom saw me putting spanx on to fit into a bridesmaid's gown, because lets face it ladies, when you hit my age (and also drink more regularly than you exercise) things start going south, and she yelled at me. She was all:

We didn't burn our bras in the '70s so you could wear these anti-feminist articles of restraint and body shaming!

Imagine how pissed your hippy mom would be if she found out you not only wear corsets but you also spent a month's worth of groceries on it!