Here at GnomeWatch we are dedicated to ensuring your safety in the presence of—while not malign, still really nosy and rather irritating—gnomes. Gnomes are (mostly) harmless and (mostly) well-meaning, but there is just something about, say, an open tub of cinnamon butter that your average gnome can not resist having a tread through. Yes, that’s where those greasy, cinnamon-scented footprints came from. It’s not their fault—they were born this way! When not trotting through condiments gnomes can usually be found hanging out under a nice leafy clump of hostas in the garden. You’ve been warned.