It
really isn’t. He’s given them plenty of material, but the show just
doesn’t have the same claws for Obama that it had for Bush. Even when
Jon Stewart occasionally goes after Obama, it’s of the why do you have to be so awesome, Mr. President? variety. Hardy-har.

“The morality police are at it again!” Comedy Central’s Stephen
Colbert declared on his show Tuesday night about reports that former
vice president Cheney might be targeted by probes into torture and the
recently exposed CIA hit squad program.

The faux right wing pundit said, “The vice president having his own
assassination squad is no huge surprise. The huge surprise is he didn’t
include cannibalism.”

After CNN’s Kitty Pilgrim, filling in for host Lou Dobbs, thoroughly debunked the “birther”
conspiracy — which suggests, entirely without tangible proof, that
President Barack Obama is not a natural-born U.S. citizen — Dobbs
returned to the airwaves July 20, amazingly suggesting “the [birthers']
questions won’t go away because they haven’t been dealt with.”

Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert believes that it’s ridiculous to dwell on the past.

“If God wanted us to have hindsight, he’d have put eyes on our
butts,” Colbert pointed out as he expounded upon the
torture debate.

“Haven’t they suffered enough?” Colbert asked in mock exasperation
about Bush officials who may be targeted if Attorney General Holder
appoints a special prosecutor to investigate torture allegations. “They
witnessed torture!”

It’s been 40 years since gay clientele revolted against a police raid at
a bar called Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village. Stephen Colbert used
the anniversary of the riots to highlight President Barack Obama’s
“stonewalling” on promises to advance gay rights.

CAMP VICTORY, Iraq — It was Sunday night in Baghdad, and President Obama was ordering Gen. Ray Odierno, the commander of the American troops here, to shave Stephen Colbert’s
head. (Not to give everything away, but the general is not as brutal
with an electric razor as one woul

For the next issue that hits newsstands on June 8, Comedy Central funnyman Stephen Colbert will be Newsweek’s guest editor, The Observer has learned.
Mr. Meacham said the idea was born from a lunch he had with Mr. Colbert at Gabriel’s near Columbus Circle.
“I was just very impressed with the range of his knowledge and he had an almost encyclopedic feel for anything that came up,” said Mr. Meacham. “As we think about ways to both inform and surprise readers of the magazine, the notion of having him as a guest editor seemed like a good one.”
It’s the first guest editor for Newsweek in its 76-year history.
The magazine’s conceit for this issue was born out of Mr. Meacham and Mr. Colbert’s meeting that day.
Mr. Colbert said that the “conventional wisdom” of his earnest, super-conservative Comedy Central character will be peppered throughout the issue, which will include an essay he will write, but that much of the content in the magazine will be treated with the utmost serio

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart doesn’t think that the American taxpayer got a very good deal by investing in General Motors.
“We gave you twenty billion dollars and you still declared bankruptcy,” Stewart mocked on his Daily Show Tuesday night, “we could have done that for free.”

Jim Cramer and Jon Stewart went toe-to-toe last night. But you didn't see everything. Much of the interview had to be cut for time. But this is the internet, where all we have is time. So here is the exclusive, uncensored, complete 3-part intervi