A ladylike abduction of the mind. You're Welcome.

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I told most of you in Deep Fried Nose Bleed New Year about my… well, nosebleeds.

I don’t doooo nosebleeds. But New York thought it nifty to unleash the geyser every other day for about a week when I was back from Texas.

Now I’m magically getting pressure headaches, and as a migraine sufferer you’d think that was child’s play. WELL IT’S NOT! cough… It was intense.

Now I have an ear ache. I mean really… I can take a hint.

But I promised Frankie I wouldn’t leave New York until he’s done playing schoolboy.

What I’m trying to say here is: Bring it the fuck on, New York. I’ll take my Lost-like nose gushings while you endure two more years of horribly awesome kindness and manners I’ll run amuck with all over your GOSH DARN land of cement.