it's incredible that the U.S. coastguard or navy or something hasn't rescued these poor stranded people yet! the show's been on forever and these poor people have tried everything to get off that island! why won't anybody help them? those camera people are just mean ass bitches!

it's interesting to observe their daily troubles marooned on a deserted island but who are those people always laughing at them? why don't they age either? is the island some kind of hocus-pocus magical cruel island where nobody gets old or has sex?

indeed, i have a lot of questions about these poor people and why they've been on that goddam island for so long but it's the best reality show i've ever seen in my life. it gets my vote, captaincrunch.