[The scene starts at the Krusty Krab in Mr. Krabs' office. SpongeBob is stirring a barrel tub. Mr. Krabs comes with a bag of coral dust and a bucket of algae paste.]

Mr. Krabs: Just a couple more additives, SpongeBob. [Mr. Krabs dumps the ingredients in the barrel. The smell and aroma causes SpongeBob's face to disintegrate and his nose disappeared. Mr. Krabs is seen wearing a nurse's mask.] Oh and try not to breathe the fumes.

SpongeBob: Is it Toxic Patty Tuesday?

Mr. Krabs: Barnacles, no. [shows a lot of dirty money bills] The customers keep passing off their dirty money. So we're cooking up the only solution powerful enough to clean it.

SpongeBob: Well then, let's get cleaning.

Mr. Krabs: Hold on, kiddo. We still have one more ingredient. [Takes out a bottle of Disulfide, SpongeBob takes the bottle and takes the lid off.]

SpongeBob: How much do we need?

Mr. Krabs: Careful, SpongeBob! Just two drops and that stuff could...

SpongeBob: Got it. Two drops... [Squeezes out some drops in the barrel. A loud explosion occurs and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are smeared in black and their faces are blown up.]]

Mr. Krabs: ...blow our faces off.

[A ringing is heard. SpongeBob looks at the fax machine.]

SpongeBob: Fax coming through, boss.

Mr. Krabs: We can get it later.

[Fax prints out Plankton]

Plankton:[laughs maniacally] Infiltration achieved. Phase one, complete. [Jumps down and goes to kitchen] Now for phase two. [Saws a slit in SpongeBob's spatula and blows away the dust] Sabotage!

SpongeBob::[Looking at broken handle that Mr. Krabs is holding. Dramatic music plays] I'll never forget you.

Mr. Krabs:[Slaps SpongeBob away] Quit that, boy. It's creepy. Spatulas can't talk.[Walking back to his office] And if I catch yous talking to your next one, I'll lock you up in a padded kitchen. [At Harvey's Spatula Emporium]

Plankton:[laughs] Just like clockwork. The twerp approaches. [SpongeBob whistling]Time for phase three. [Boosts up with jet pack and leaves the store. Flies into one of SpongeBob's pores and flies back out another, landing face down on the ground. Groans and mumbles]

Plankton: Oh, just picking up one of these. [Holds up red circular object] Not that you'd know what it is.

SpongeBob: Well, judging from its diameter and vermillion color, I am looking at the handle cap for a vintage Grill Force 700 Spatula.

Plankton: Wow! A fellow spatula enthusiast, I see. You're right, SpongeBob. But with a few modifications, it'll serve as the end-cap for my SizzleMaster.

SpongeBob: Well, I've never even heard of that model.

Plankton: Well, there is only one. And some say it has magical grilling powers.

SpongeBob: Wow! I must know more.

Plankton: Well, you could come over and check it out.

SpongeBob: That sounds thrilling! But I do need to hurry back to work.

Plankton:[Knocking on SpongeBob] SpongeBob, it's a magical spatula with a legend. This is a one-in-a-lifetime experience. [Jumps onto SpongeBob's hat] Onward to the Chum Bucket! [laughs] Hey it's this way, kid. [SpongeBob's legs rotate and he walks the other direction][At the Chum Bucket. Plankton and SpongeBob are standing at the doorway of the spatula room]

SpongeBob:[gasps] Wow. This is the greatest spatula collection on the whole sea floor.

Plankton: These are nothing compared to...[claps 3 times. Spotlight turns on and spatula rises in a container]...the majestic SizzleMaster! [SpongeBob sings in a heavenly choir voice and draws the outline of the spatula with his hand]

Plankton: Yes, SpongeBob. I believe the SizzleMaster has found its fry cook in you![Kicks glass cover off of the spatula. Glass shatters] The legend of the SizzleMaster has been fulfilled. [Gives the spatula to SpongeBob] And since your are its fry cook, it will reduce your workload tenfold!

SpongeBob: Hey, that rhymes. Almost. [Walks out of the Chum Bucket]

Plankton: Yes, a legend has been fulfilled today. Go forth, SpongeBob. Wouldn't want you to miss the lunch rush. [Now talking more sinisterly] Or as I like to call it, "Phase 4."

Karen: Phase 4? [Rolls up next to Plankton] How many phases are there in this convoluted plan?

Plankton: Enough, my sarcastic wife. Enough to gain SpongeBob's trust, then steal the Krabby Patty formula right from under his dumb yellow nose! [Now standing at a control panel. Laughs] Now to tune in SpongeBoob.

SpongeBob:[laughs] You're such a joyful being, SizzleMaster. Here's that litter box you said you'd clean. [Tosses spatula into the litter box]

Plankton:[As SizzleMaster][Sniffs. Gah!] Karen! I thought I told you not to put smell sensors on the spatula! [The next morning. SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off. SizzleMaster flips SpongeBob out of bed]