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Top 10 Statements You Should Definitely Make At a Job Fair... If You Absolutely Do Not Care

We were at Uncubed NYC yesterday. Were you there? Did you say hi? Did you drink the scotch? Did you remember your pants?

If you missed us, don't worry the NY Tech Day is next week. I mention this because we'll be there and we'd like to meet you. Very much. Please say hi to us. We're very nice, smell fantastic, and will have on awesome shirts. Maybe we'll even coordinate our outfits.

Now, we've participated in our fair share of job fairs and have seen and heard... stuff. Most of it good, some of it, not so much. We're hiring and would love to have you on our team so I'm going to provide a little cheat sheet of statements that you definitely should not make. Again, please do not use these lines. I just want you to thrive out there.

10. "Yeah, my mom said she she'd toss my PS4 if I didn't get my butt out of the house and apply for some jobs so... yeah..."

9. "You want to see me on Monday?! I can't wait to get home and share this news with the team-- Mr. Tinkles, Beelzebub, and Lady Licorice. Then, I'll tell my cats."