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NBC News Anchor Wishes
Obama Were Dictator

During an interview with Apple CEO Tim Cook, NBC
News anchorman Brian Williams opined that “the country might be better off if
President Obama could simply order businesses to carry out his economic
vision.”

“The market system is so chaotic and uncoordinated,”
Williams complained. “Every firm, every decision-maker is left free to do as he
deems best. Wouldn't it make more sense to have one person issue the marching
orders for all? That way they'd all be working on the same plan rather than
wasting resources clashing with each other.”

Citing the Affordable Health Care Act as an example
of what he has in mind, Williams asked “If the government can force everyone to
purchase health insurance why can't it force every business to manufacture all
of its products in America? Think of the money that could be saved on
transportation from not having to import anything, the time saved from not
having to make decisions, and the jobs created.”

Williams assured that he personally wouldn't have
any trouble following dictates from Obama because “I can't imagine that he would
ever lead us astray. In the four years he's been President I don't think he's
made a single misstep. I am supremely confident of his
leadership.”