This gets freakier than looking in a mirror and having Gary Busey stare back at you. Marty Rathbun, the ex-Scientologist we recently reported about, tells RadarOnline.com that Tom Cruise chose his religion over his daughter Suri Cruise. Tom and Katie Holmes signed a divorce agreement, eleven days after she filed for divorce, which gives her sole custody of Suri. Did Tom choose his hack religion over Suri? Could it be?

No, what? This isn’t tears in our eyes! Pfft! We just looked at glass blowing up in our faces. See? Just a shard of glass in our eyeball!

Marty Rathbun was a very high ranking Scientologist, but left the religion after witnessing violent behaviour. He said to RadarOnline, “Yes, I think that Tom Cruise chose his religion over his daughter Suri, and I also think that (Church leader) David Miscavige pressured Cruise to settle the divorce quickly”

Yes, Marty, we also know that David wakes up each morning, drinks a cup of death and says, “Oh what a lovely day for torture!” To all the Scientologists who are trolling the internet looking for articles like these, please note that we saw you watching us the other day when we went to buy some ice cream and fear.

David Miscavige (or is it Miscarriage of sanity?) is one of Tom Cruise’s best friends. David was Tom’s best man at his marriage to Katie. He allegedly fed Katie some Death by Chocolate and gave her a book as a present, titled “Jim Jones: 101 Ways to Fix a Naughty Cult!”

We’re not too sure if this is actually one of the most heart wrenching stories we have ever heard. Katie might be a fame whore and Tom Cruise might be completely and utterly insane, but the beautiful little Suri has to suffer throughout all of this.

Let us know in the comments below if you think Tom chose his religion over poor little Suri.