Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Hands off!

Now that I will be posting pics and story ideas I feel I must issue fair warning to any would be clepto-fiends. As one who has both studied anthropology and seen Disney's Aladdin I can attest that in certain parts of the world the hands of thieves are brutally hacked off for their crimes.

I will do this and more.

Get caught stealing any of my stuff and I will: tear your arm from its socket, beat you mercilessly with it, shove it so far down your throat that your wrist protrudes from your rectum, and then cut off your hand.

About Me

I graduated with honors from the University of Utah in 2010 with a Bachelors in Anthropology. I'm fortunate to be working full time again although it detracts from what I really like doing. I'll see where my creativity takes me...and if I can't turn a profit writing and doodling, maybe I'll go back to school and be an archaeologist...and fail to make any money there either.