Batman Nipples, Cobbler Pro, & More: You'll Love George Clooney Even More After Reading These 13 Quotes From His Reddit AMA

Yep — and that’s just one of the many new things we learned about the 52-year-old actor in his Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) session this week.

And just when the world thought he couldn’t be any more charismatic and perfect, this interview comes to light.

Here are 13 quotes to make you sigh and swoon:

1) George likes to make shoes — every girl's dream man does exist

“I’m a cobbler, I like to make shoes.”

2) Just the way we like him...

On his basketball game: “Sneaky. I'm sneaky fast. I'm faster than you think I am. And I have a good bank shot that people hate.”

3) Even the world’s hottest bachelor was an awkward guy with a mullet at one point

“I was on [The Merv Griffin Show] in 1985 which is pretty odd, and they youtubed it and I come out in this horrible yellow shirt and yellow socks and a mullet. And the whole set is howling. This stuff lives on forever.”

4) Imagine living in a house with a white picket fence with George

That’s what we’re doing right now

On what he'd be doing if he weren't actor: “I’d probably have gone back to Kentucky if I hadn’t succeeded and found a job there like everyone else…I would have made a living, fed myself, housed myself.”

5) To be a fly on the wall during this brilliance

On the best prank played on him: “It was Brad, we were shooting Oceans 12 in my hometown in Lake Cuomo.

“He had a flier sent around saying George only wants to be called by his character’s name Danny Ocean, don't look him in the eyes, and it got into the local paper.

“As you know, jokes don’t translate at all, and they called me il divo, and said that I was treating the crew like sh*t.

“When it got into the paper I came downstairs and Brad had the paper in his hand, and I said ‘You’re mine from here on out.’

6) He loves Sandy, we love Sandy — see, we should totally hang and love Sandy together

“Sandy and I have known each other for over 20 years and we both were struggling actors when we first met.

“Every time we’re together it’s funny. She’s somebody I adore, really, she’s just fun to be in a room with.

“Sandy is exactly what she appears on screen, an incredibly charming woman who’s really just fun to hang out with. Very smart and centered, even though she does drink a lot.”

7) OK, so now we’re envisioning ourselves holding on to him on a motorcycle as the wind blows our hair…

…And we laugh off into the sunset…

“I try to take a trip just try to see the world on a motorcycle. It’s a hobby and a head clearing thing.”

(That’s so not any of us in the pic, but it should be.)

8) …We’re now also picturing him provocatively eating his “perfect” sandwich as we drool

“I do like ham and avocado and a little tomato and a little mustard. Just a simple deli sandwich is great. You know, put some coleslaw in there.”

Twenty pounds of coleslaw coming right up!

9) Speaking of drooling...

“I've done 6 films with Damon now, so I guess I do enjoy working with him, though you wouldn't know it.”

10) He might be the only one left in Justin Bieber’s corner

“It used to be that you couldn’t get a job until you were in the Screen Actors Guild, which you couldn’t do if you weren't in the union, and its not like that anymore. That’s how we have artists like Justin Bieber. The world is better for it now.”

11) Wait — there’s something he CAN’T do?!

“I'm probably the least computer literate writer there is, that's why I have my friend typing my answers here. Literally when I cut and paste, I cut pages and tape them together.”

12) We’d read Dr. Seuss or binge-watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with this guy any freakin’ day

“I’ve been spending the last year trying to get through the Cat in the Hat series. But, I'm still not there - I'm a slow reader.

“You know I do read but I don’t read as much as I’d like to. And why read when there’s such good television?”

13) He talked about Batman’s nipples, and that somehow made us feel all warm and fuzzy inside

On his role in 1997's Batman & Robin: “I wasn’t thrilled with the nipples on the batsuit. You know that’s not something you really think about when you’re putting it on.

“You figure all batsuits have nipples and then you realize yours was really the first. Batman was just constantly cold I guess.”

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