The above audio is a voice mail left by Alec Baldwin to his 11-year old daughter, Ireland, last Wednesday. Embroiled in a heated custody battle since 2001, Baldwin’s representative said:

Although Alec acknowledges that he should have used different language in parenting his child, everyone who knows him privately knows what he has been put through for the past six years.”

No offense Alec, but nobody gives a fuck. It’s pretty clear from the audio that you’re not really upset that you can’t talk to your daughter, you’re just pissed because you had to wake up before noon. I’m surprised no one has gone Bud White on this lunatic yet. I’d imagine it’d be pretty hard to “straighten her ass out” when you have to worry about that pesky morphine drip.

Note: Not get lost in all this is the fact that Kim Basinger, Ireland’s mother, leaked this audio to the media, which will probably lead to Basinger’s second contempt of court charge for violating the terms of the custody decision.