fiver5:And this is whats wrong with America. Everyone is going ballistic over a handkerchief. You people are farking disgusting.

No wonder Obama won in 2008 and is going to win again.

You didn't build that.The birth certificate was photoshopped.His photo with his mother and father was photoshopped.His real father is Frank Marshall Davis/Malcolm X.His grandmother said he was born in Kenya.Release the college transcripts.Moo-chelle is a monkey who hates honkeys. Kill whitey.Obama is the anti-Christ and I prayed and Jesus told me I had to vote against him.We can rein in Romney with a Republican Senate and Republican House.We will impeach Romney if he doesn't repeal Obamacare.

We also did this shiat years ago with the Bush "earpiece" thing. Fark around

Hinky means weird, kinda off, not quite right...

Well, why don't you say "strange" or "weird"? I mean hinky, that has no meaning.

Er... but it does have a meaning. It's a defined word. You can find it in dictionaries. I suppose any number of synonyms could be used for it, but I doubt anyone cares enough to compensate for your painfully constrained vocabulary.

PsiChick:No, I just don't find it utterly ridiculous that, yeah, the guy who's hardly MENSA material might need notes and have a handkerchief in his pocket. And while I'm obviously not familiar with the gesturing patterns of white rich males, it's not like putting your handkerchief on the debate table is a universal.

But like I said, I really don't give a flying shiat, so it's a lot easier for me to say 'well, damn, that don't look good'.

imagine this.. Romney is a sweaty old perv.. he needs the handkerchief to keep his palms and forehead from dripping sweat when he's nervous. The bulging eyes, which got redder and redder as the night went on, aren't the only outsider indicator that he was nervous. He wiped his face a few times. I will be honest and admit that I have sweaty palms (I may be old and I may be a perv, too). I keep a tissue in my hand before I am going to shake someone's hand so I don't gross them out. I toss it into the other hand or my pocket in the last moments before I am to shake the hand. He may not have been shaking hands at the podium, but he was definitely sweating up a storm, his upper lip and brow were damp, so I assume his palms were sweaty too. It would be better to have that kerchief on the podium, rather than looking like he was playing pocket pool every time he went for said kerchief.

If he had notes, he sucks at reading them, since he tossed out numbers that we all know aren't correct. He'd have gotten his "zingers" correct, too.. the "you can have your own house, your own plane, but not your own facts" wasn't something he'd have written down, since it applied directly to HIM, not Obama. Most of his "zingers" were like that.. they seemed like he was taunting himself. I'd like to think that's why Obama was looking down at his notes, thinking "wow, this guy has no clue what he's talking about and I am supposed to response with.. what??"

I dislike Romney as much as the next guy/girl.. but making a big deal out of a handkercheif is just derp and is a detriment to anyone who wants to be taken seriously the next time there is a Republican derp thread happening here. (go check out the jobs report thread.. you can't exactly say they are being ridiculous to think the numbers are falsified if you are over here derping about a handkerchief)

lennavan:PsiChick: But like I said, I really don't give a flying shiat, so it's a lot easier for me to say 'well, damn, that don't look good'.

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You're right, this looks totally like a cheat sheet and nothing like a handkerchief. It certainly looks bad for Romney.

PsiChick: 's not like putting your handkerchief on the debate table is a universal.

But it's common practice to wipe your face with a cheat sheet. You keep those strong arguments coming.

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PsiChick: But like I said, I really don't give a flying shiat

Well of course you don't, now that you've been conclusively shown to be farking stupid.

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PsiChick: the guy who's hardly MENSA material

The guy got an MBA from Harvard. Clearly you're not exactly MENSA material, are you?

What happened to dude's Univision tan?

probably was a handkerchief. it was the way he took it out and tossed it on the table that annoyed me. remember that 'nailed it' .jpg? andthe folks voting for Romney call Obama uppity and disrespectful. you know how Obama got called out in some quarters for referring to people in the 45 to 55 age range and how they should be concerned, how he was called disrespectful using the phrasing he did? well, i'm going to use that same card against Romney, for how he took that handkerchief out of his pocket and slam tossed it on the podium.

Some folks are going to be attracted to what he did. I just know, if Obama had done it, it would have been called a gangsta move, and not ina complimentary way.

I am not known for laughing out loud.. especially not while drinking coffee.. you almost owed me a new keyboard. I inhaled the coffee instead of spitting it though. You owe me a new windpipe and left lung.

did anyone see mitt using a handkerchief during the debate? seems like this would be easy to verifyNo, but the camera did catch him deciphering notes cleverly hidden in Braille... with his tongue.[i.imgur.com image 300x300]// ^ what retarded leftists (redundant) actually believe

Slap yourself. The retardation goes both ways.Looks what's happened the last four years.Or are you one of the 'Obama has destroyed America and will finish the job if he's re-elected'chicken littles who can't bring irrefutable proof when called on it?

Beanlet:PsiChick: No, I just don't find it utterly ridiculous that, yeah, the guy who's hardly MENSA material might need notes and have a handkerchief in his pocket. And while I'm obviously not familiar with the gesturing patterns of white rich males, it's not like putting your handkerchief on the debate table is a universal.

But like I said, I really don't give a flying shiat, so it's a lot easier for me to say 'well, damn, that don't look good'.

imagine this.. Romney is a sweaty old perv.. he needs the handkerchief to keep his palms and forehead from dripping sweat when he's nervous. The bulging eyes, which got redder and redder as the night went on, aren't the only outsider indicator that he was nervous. He wiped his face a few times. I will be honest and admit that I have sweaty palms (I may be old and I may be a perv, too). I keep a tissue in my hand before I am going to shake someone's hand so I don't gross them out. I toss it into the other hand or my pocket in the last moments before I am to shake the hand. He may not have been shaking hands at the podium, but he was definitely sweating up a storm, his upper lip and brow were damp, so I assume his palms were sweaty too. It would be better to have that kerchief on the podium, rather than looking like he was playing pocket pool every time he went for said kerchief.

If he had notes, he sucks at reading them, since he tossed out numbers that we all know aren't correct. He'd have gotten his "zingers" correct, too.. the "you can have your own house, your own plane, but not your own facts" wasn't something he'd have written down, since it applied directly to HIM, not Obama. Most of his "zingers" were like that.. they seemed like he was taunting himself. I'd like to think that's why Obama was looking down at his notes, thinking "wow, this guy has no clue what he's talking about and I am supposed to response with.. what??"

I dislike Romney as much as the next guy/girl.. but making a big deal out of a handkercheif ...

He had to do a complete 180 on his positions, and it's not like there's a law saying he can ONLY have a handkerchief OR a notecard.

Again: I really don't give a shiat, the guy was outright lying in the debate. This just amuses me. Either he cheated, or he looked like he was cheating.

CynicalLA:badaboom: Are you the type of person who turn off the TV in the 8th inning because your team is down a run? Yeesh, your "facts" are dubious. Too bad the President is not selected by USA Today and Gallup. Hopefully guys like you stay home since it's in the bag for Obama.

Obama doing a poor job during the debate still doesn't change the fact that only a piece of shiat would support Romney at this point.

So you are calling nearly 50% of the country pieces of shiat? You are an A-hole.

Beanlet:PsiChick: No, I just don't find it utterly ridiculous that, yeah, the guy who's hardly MENSA material might need notes and have a handkerchief in his pocket. And while I'm obviously not familiar with the gesturing patterns of white rich males, it's not like putting your handkerchief on the debate table is a universal.

But like I said, I really don't give a flying shiat, so it's a lot easier for me to say 'well, damn, that don't look good'.

imagine this.. Romney is a sweaty old perv.. he needs the handkerchief to keep his palms and forehead from dripping sweat when he's nervous. The bulging eyes, which got redder and redder as the night went on, aren't the only outsider indicator that he was nervous. He wiped his face a few times. I will be honest and admit that I have sweaty palms (I may be old and I may be a perv, too). I keep a tissue in my hand before I am going to shake someone's hand so I don't gross them out. I toss it into the other hand or my pocket in the last moments before I am to shake the hand. He may not have been shaking hands at the podium, but he was definitely sweating up a storm, his upper lip and brow were damp, so I assume his palms were sweaty too. It would be better to have that kerchief on the podium, rather than looking like he was playing pocket pool every time he went for said kerchief.

If he had notes, he sucks at reading them, since he tossed out numbers that we all know aren't correct. He'd have gotten his "zingers" correct, too.. the "you can have your own house, your own plane, but not your own facts" wasn't something he'd have written down, since it applied directly to HIM, not Obama. Most of his "zingers" were like that.. they seemed like he was taunting himself. I'd like to think that's why Obama was looking down at his notes, thinking "wow, this guy has no clue what he's talking about and I am supposed to response with.. what??"

I dislike Romney as much as the next guy/girl.. but making a big deal out of a handkercheif is just ...

I read a lot of 'Is Romney coked up wtf?' comments last night LOL

You can have notes with the 'wrong' information on them, as long as the information is stuff the base already accepts as true. Just keep hammering home the narrative. And then contradict yourself by saying you agree with Mr. President 5 million times in the same debate.

Quantum Romney taunting himself is the norm, not the exception. Case in point: the dance regarding Obamacare/Romneycare.

I'm biased and bigoted: I don't like Romney. I don't like his politics. I don't like his religion. I don't like his lack of an ethical center. I don't like his smirk. I don't like him. I'm more biased than the average nutcase because I started out liking him and defending him, many moons ago -- before he burned his bridges for the resume enhancer at any price. Romney is the equivalent of a straight gay activist jumping on the marriage is between a man and a woman bandwagon because it pays more bills. Romney has no convictions except whatever will keep him in clover with the Quorum back in Salt Lake.

Better to deal with a man who has a strong center but is willing to compromise, over a man who has no center and is all over the place due to chasing dollar signs.

PsiChick:He had to do a complete 180 on his positions, and it's not like there's a law saying he can ONLY have a handkerchief OR a notecard.

Again: I really don't give a shiat, the guy was outright lying in the debate. This just amuses me. Either he cheated, or he looked like he was cheating.

Either way, I'm amused.

I wish I could be amused, too. Instead, I am horrified that this guy is THAT close to being the president of our country. My husband and I are jokingly looking at other countries to move to.. sadly, I am only half-joking. If Romney wins and puts four or more SC justices in position, women's rights will be in the toilet. I don't look forward to my daughter and granddaughter becoming adult females in a country where their rights are less than a man's other "possessions." A lot of people think that we have fewer personal freedoms under Obama and it is mind-boggling that they truly believe things will get better, in that respect, under Romney. And a lot of people laugh it off, saying he can't make that big of a difference.. but the ability to appoint FOUR Supreme Court judges? That is handing one person an awful lot of power to decide our futures. A lot of people are willing to put Romney in that position, it is scary. Sadly, a lot of other people, the uneducated, the poor, don't realize what that means to them, they are just listening to the talking points, seeing Obama's skin color and allowing themselves to be swept up into the hype.

Romney (inhaling deeply from his hanky): "Ah yes, and then there are the death panels. I only want to kill Big Bird. The President wants to kill your grandmother!" "Five trillion what?! Don't you farking look at me!"

lennavan:PsiChick: Typing ITS NOT A FARKING CHEAT SHEET is neither evidence nor even mildly convincing.

Says the person with zero evidence it is a cheat sheet. el oh el.

PsiChick: And like I said: Either the dumbass cheated, or looked like he cheated. Thus, I am amused.

You're an idiot. But we established that in a previous thread, didn't we?

Levannan, are you going to do anything here besides see how many variations you can work in of calling me stupid without actually saying anything, or should we just give up and assume you have no recourse here?

EyeballKid:Seriously, aside from stealing a presidential election (maybe 2), lying about WMDs in order to start a war, revealing the identity of a covert federal agent as a means of political payback, trying to suppress voter turnout in key Democratic regions, countless bribery offenses, and the occasional cheating on taxes, what proof do we have that the Republican Party is capable of such nefarious behavior?

You forgot hiring burglars to break into the DNC national Headquarters

I don't understand why all the media is saying Romney won the debate. He made lots and lots of claims, but I didn't believe any of it because he couldn't answer the simple question, "How?" Saying you can magically fix the economy but not answering how you're going to magically fix the economy isn't winning. Because I really think he either doesn't know how or he is completely lying about it.

PsiChick:lennavan: PsiChick: Typing ITS NOT A FARKING CHEAT SHEET is neither evidence nor even mildly convincing.

Says the person with zero evidence it is a cheat sheet. el oh el.

PsiChick: And like I said: Either the dumbass cheated, or looked like he cheated. Thus, I am amused.

You're an idiot. But we established that in a previous thread, didn't we?

Levannan, are you going to do anything here besides see how many variations you can work in of calling me stupid without actually saying anything, or should we just give up and assume you have no recourse here?

welcome to Farklennavan

that said, thinking that this is anything but a handkerchief is the height of wishful thinking