Our cherished ideologies under attack!

Attention Discernmentalists!!!! We have come under attack from Jesus Radicals! Howard509 from this subversive site writes “This is one of the most offensively ignorant articles I’ve ever read.”

Offensive?

Ignorant?

We true believers are the ONLY ones that have a right to be incensed! And when I say “incensed” this has no connection to the new age candles that post-modern-emergent-liberals use during their satanic worship times.

We must come against the RED LETTER CHRISTIANS because they honour THE words of Jesus (in RED LETTERS!!!) and promote his leftist teachings of loving your enemy, being mindful of the poor, humility, selflessness, peace-mongering and picking-up-the-cross. We need to put a stop to this non-sense before it spreads!

Remember our cherished idolsidol-ologies beliefs are being attacked. The American Jesus, capitalism, every-man-for-himself, exploitation and promotion of the democratic way need never be challenged!!!

Dude! This is a satire site!

Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.