By now, the early minutes of the second hour of the twenty-second day of the third month of the year 2014, anyone who would so choose to see the Instagrammed photo of Aroldis Chapman’s new cranial adornment (see: staples) has … Continue reading →

Following my 10 unbold predictions for the upcoming 2014 baseball season, my fiancé, Emily, has also made a list of 10 predictions. As is true with mine, her list is loosely focused on baseball. Eight of the ten items do … Continue reading →

1. Tyrus Raymond Cobb will play in zero games, thus hitting zero home runs and stealing zero bases. Confidence: 10/10. Ty Cobb has been dead since 1961. 2. A player named Cannonball Titcomb VII will play in a Major League … Continue reading →

I submit, for consideration, next season’s true detectives. Maddux is the methodical one who does everything by the book and wastes no time. Glavine is pretty much the same, but he isn’t afraid to sometimes work on the edge of … Continue reading →