AMERICAN LADY
But Emperor, sometimes a different outlook can
change your point of view.

THE EMPEROR
Whaaaa?

AMERICAN LADY
Precisely.
What is it about the Asians
That fascinates Caucasians
What is it about the Asians
That's so nice
Is it the won-tons? The egg rolls? The rice?
Perhaps it's Buddha or Confucius
and their excellent advice

THE EMPEROR
What is it about Caucasians
That mystifies we Asians?
What is it about Caucasians that's so odd?
They call a pretty rady a broad
They have hair upon their chest
And they only have one god?
Impossible

THE EMPEROR & AMERICAN LADY
Whaaaaa......

AMERICAN LADY
Oh Emperor, you're so light on your feet
The people of the world are varied
But differences are in the plan

THE EMPEROR
The only difference I can see
That means anything to me
Is the one between a rady and a man