The Sandwicha Word with Nefarious, Blasphemous, and Corrupt Origins

Where did the word sandwich come from?

The sandwich, which is most popular with world-wide eaters, functions as
a noun or a verb and usually prefers to have its name pronounced as SAND wich.
Besides the more obvious occupation of being something edible between two or more
slices of bread, metaphorically speaking, it also likes to squeeze in between two
other people, places, things, materials, etc. For example, he is willing to sandwich
in an appointment between two other meetings or her car was sandwiched
between two other cars in the parking lot.

The word sandwich that we use today was born in London during the very late
hours one night in 1762 when an English nobleman, John Montagu (1718-1792), the
Fourth Earl of Sandwich, was too busy gambling to stop for a meal even though he
was hungry. The legend goes that he ordered a waiter to bring him roast-beef between
two slices of bread. The Earl was able to continue his gambling while eating his
snack; and from that incident, we have inherited that quick-food product that we
now know as the sandwich. He apparently had the meat put on slices of bread
so he wouldnt get his fingers greasy while he was playing cards. Its
strange that the name of this fiend should have gone down in history connected to
such an innocent article of diet.

The Earl of Sandwich, the sandwich, and the town of Sandwich

The title, Earl of Sandwich, comes from Old English (O.E.) Sandwic,
and literally means sand village, sandy place, or place
on the sand. The old English wic is a loan word from Latin vicus,
hamlet, which also gives us the word vicinity. The first recorded
mention of the town was around 640 CE.

According to Sue Fielder in her Open Sandwich site (reproduced here with her permission):

Hereditary English titles can be confusing. The family of the Earls of Sandwich
has no real connection to the town itself, only the title. Apparently, the First
Earl, Edward Montagu, originally intended to take the title of the Earl of Portsmouththis
might have been changed to honor the town of Sandwich, because the fleet he was
commanding in 1660 was lying off the coast of Sandwich, before it sailed to bring
Charles II back to England.

It is generally thought that neither the town of Sandwich, nor the word sandwich
as an item of food, has any reference to each other, only with John Montagu, who
happened to have the title. A sandwich could just as easily have been called a portsmouth
if the First Earl, Edward Montagu, had not changed his mind.

Can you imagine ordering a foot long submarine portsmouth, please
or a roast beef portsmouth on rye? Well, why not?

The Fourth Earl of Sandwich was considered one of the most immoral men of his time

John Montagu is said to have been immoral in both his private and public life, and
gambling was just one of his lesser vices. He was the First Lord of the Admiralty,
incompetent and very corrupt. In fact, it is very likely that he indirectly contributed
to the success of the American Revolution because of his malfeasance as the chief
admiral of the English navy. According to Jane Polley, Sandwich managed to
reduce the British Navy to a state of total confusion around the time that the American
Revolution starteda contribution at least as significant as the munchable
lunch.

The Earl was a member of a group of Satan Worshippers called The Friars of
St. Francis of Wycombe, also known as The Hell Fire Club. He boasted
that he specialized in seducing virgins because he enjoyed the corruption
of innocence, for its own sake. Sandwich was the executive officer of the
Club and was described as being as mischievous as a monkey and as lecherous
as a goat. He was also called the most universally disliked man in England.
According to Daniel Mannix in his The Hell Fire Club, In addition to
being anti-religious, Sandwich was violently anti-democratic. He despised the general
public and opposed any public figure who tried to get a better break for the common
man. Because of his friendship with the King and his control of the English Navy,
Sandwich was one of the most important men of the time and exerted a profound influence
on the destiny of the British Empire.

John Wilkes was responsible for scaring John Montagu almost to death

The Hell Fire Club, founded by Sir Francis Dashwood was devoted to drinking, pornography
in Latin verse, whoring, black masses, and satanic rituals. Most of the members
were no doubt more interested in the drinking and the whoring but they went along
with the rituals with at least one exception. For quite some time, John Wilkes,
one of the members of the Club, apparently was growing irritated by the elaborate
and boring ceremony of the Black Mass of The Hell Fire Club. Wilkes was described
as brilliant, amusing, an atheist, and utterly immoral, all of which
qualified him to be a member of The Hell Fire Club.

Wilkes didnt enjoy sitting in a robe watching the other brothers
screaming blasphemies and daring God to prove His existence to them. Wilkes decided
to give his fellow members a Black Mass that they would never forget. He had a baboon
dressed in a devils suit and put it into a large chest normally holding utensils
and ornaments used for the devil-worshipping ceremonies and which was located near
the altar. The chest was fastened with a spring lock and Wilkes tied a cord
to the lock and led it under the carpet to his seat. He cut a hole in the carpet
so he could get a hold of the cord any time he wanted it.

With the small rope attached to the cover of the chest with which he could secretly
release the beast during the mass, Wilkes waited until several of the
monks were in front of the altar, imploring their master, the devil,
to come among them and receive their adoration in person. He kneeled with the others
in mock reverence and secretly pulled the cord, releasing the baboon which jumped
on top of the altar in anger and fear, chattering at those it must have considered
to be his tormentors.

The image of Satan terrified the mocking worshippers

The brotherhood of Satanic worshippers stared at the gibbering monster with devil
horns and tail. With horrified yells of The devil!
The devil, they ran around trying to escape. The semi-drunken men tried to
run, but before they could get away, the baboon made another flying leap and landed
on the Earl of Sandwichs shoulder. Mad with fright, the Earl tried to tear
the animal loose, but the baboon kept clinging to him, chattering with rage before
it finally fled out of an open window.

Before the devil left through the window and while it was still clinging
to Sandwichs shoulder, the Earl was running around the room screaming, Spare
me, gracious devil! You know I never committed a thousandth part of the vices of
which I boasted. Take somebody else, theyre all worse than I am. I never knew
that youd really come, or Id never have invoked thee!

Sandwich spent the rest of the evening trying to regain his reputation as a hardened-impious
lecher by wild speeches full of the most vile blasphemies. The Earls outburst
when the baboon leaped on his shoulder had revealed him as a fundamentally deeply
superstitious man. In spite of his cynical manner, he had a profound belief in the
forces of evil and an all-abiding terror of eternal punishment for his sins.

Wilkes also made another mortal enemy of Samuel Johnson, the compiler
of the famous A Dictionary of the English Language, 1755, by writing a comic
review of Johnsons immortal dictionary. Wilkes made fun of Johnsons
remarks on grammar in which he said: The letter h seldom, perhaps
never, begins any but the first syllable of a word. In his review, Wilkes
wrote that The author of this observation must be a man of quick appre-hension
and of a most compre-hensive genius. Such comments went on for several
paragraphs and Johnson apparently never forgave Wilkes.

By the way, Benjamin Franklin was an honored guest of the Club during his visits
to England. His explanation was that attending the meetings was an excellent occasion
for meeting the luminaries of the British government. Although his explanation may
have been valid, it was little things like this that led many to believe, no doubt
unjustly, that Franklin was a dirty old man.

John Wilkes was expelled from The Hell Fire Club for insulting the dignity
of the Club. This was just the beginning of the efforts by the Earl of Sandwich
to get vengeance on Wilkes for the humiliation and embarrassment the Earl suffered.

One famous confrontation between John Montagu (The Earl of Sandwich) and John Wilkes
went like this:

Sandwich: Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the
pox.
Wilkes responded with, That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress.

Sandwich died in 1792 and it was suggested that his epitaph should have been, Seldom
has any man held so many offices and accomplished so little. Sir Francis Dashwoods
group, The Hell Fire Club, despite claims of Satanic activity associated with their
gatherings, the meetings of Dashwood, Lord Sandwich, John Wilkes and their inner
group of thirteen usually consisted of, as Wilkes wrote:

A set of worthy, jolly fellows, happy disciples of Venus and Bacchus, got
together to celebrate women in wine and to give more zest to the festive meeting,
they plucked every luxurious idea from the ancients and enriched their own modern
pleasures with the tradition of ancient luxury.

Although the descendants of the sandwich may have rescued the Earls name from
infamy, it is unlikely that he was the only one, or even the first one, to eat in
this fashion. The idea is probably as time honored as bread and leftovers. French
peasants customarily set off for the fields with cold meat wedged between generous
slabs of black bread. Even the Romans are known to have nibbled layers of meat and
bread called offula.

The 11th Earl of Sandwich comments on the Sandwich namesake

In the July 22, 2003, issue of the International Herald Tribune, there was
an article titled: Making bread from a famous name by Sarah Lyall in
which we learn about the 11th Earl of Sandwich and his son, Orlando Montagu, setting
up a sandwich-selling business known as, The Earl of Sandwich.

Historically speaking, one Sandwich Earl or another has been in Parliament continuously
since the 1660s. The most famous Earl of Sandwich was the fourth one. He was
the First Lord of the Admiralty and he financed the expedition of Captain Cook,
who named the Sandwich Islands after him (later, these islands became present-day
Hawaii). Since the fourth Earls all-night gambling session in which he would
not stop to eat and ordered some meat between two pieces of bread, all of the subsequent
Earls of Sandwich have been linked with sandwiches. In fact, the grandfather of
the 11th Earl was referred to as Lord Snack.

In 2001, The Earl of Sandwich (the company) began delivering upscale sandwiches,
made with fresh ingredients from small British producers, to businesses across London.
The company also sells sandwiches to Waitrose supermarkets; the packages bear the
family crest. In the autumn of 2003, The Earl of Sandwich company prepared to embark
on its biggest venture yet, when it opened its first cafe, at Disney World in Florida.
It now has 19 US locations as well as one location in Paris, France, and of course
the original location in London. The company is still expanding.

When he shops at Waitrose supermarkets, the 11th Earl enjoys buying Earl of Sandwich
sandwiches, each of which bears his family signature. It would appear that this
upper crust family is now striving to make bread with its
famous name--a nice change from the infamy of several hundred years ago.