I just don't get it. As a "Christian", with all the fucked up things in the world that Jesus warned you about like war, famine, poverty, people just plain being mean to each other, THIS is what you want to get upset about? Maybe you guys will die out first. I hope.

CommieLibunatic

Like Bush and Lewis Black said, everything would change if we just stopped the queers. Everyone would have a 3,000 kilowatt hour solar panel, the lion would lay down with the lamb, the DJI would soar to 20,000, and the Sunnis and Shiites would lay down their arms. God would be in his Heaven, and all would be right in the world, if only we could stop those dastardly queers.

FNMA

There's probably a Gloria Vanderbilt joke in here somewhere.

ChernobylSoup

"White southerners… it's a shame to call them people."

Geminisunmars

Something to do with jeans. Or genes.

WhatTheHeck

the genes were cut and stitched on the bias.

jqheywood

Upfists!

HogeyeGrex

That phrase always reminds me of the joke about the mohel from 7th Ave.

prommie

Alas for the South, her books have grown fewer, she never was much given to literature. Or art, history, philosophy, science, technology. . . .

Chichikovobarb

Thanks to this post, prommie, I have been introduced to the marvel that is the poetry of J. Gordon Coogler, previously unknown to me. I will be forever in your debt.

prommie

Well now I will have to go take a lookie, I only knew it from the Mencken quote in The Sahara of the Bozart.

Butch_Wagstaff

But it's always good for some religious lunacy.

Buckminster

Coogler rocks!

smashaduck

And put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony. Proverbs 23:2 Take that out of context. Oh no, it's in context.

widestanceromance

No doubt she does that many times a day, to scrape off crumbs as a snack.

Dashboard Buddha

knife to the throat, fork to the lips…it all means "good eatin'" to this lady.

http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

She probably thinks gay babbies come from the butts of gay men after gay sex.

Geminisunmars

Oh, how cute. Look at the widdle santorum.

boobookitteh

They don't?

widestanceromance

Little known secret is that while we gestate in our behinds, gaybies tear their way out the taint, which is why we recruit fresh straight babies to keep our kind going.

BornInATrailer

Aliens libel!

ChernobylSoup

Somebody made a stupid, ugly, and mean tree hybrid. She fell from the top and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

nounverb911

Just build a fence around NC and be done with it.

OldWhiteLies

You know what's interesting – NC used to be the progressive one in the bunch (South). Which, admittedly wasn't and isn't saying much.

Then the state legislature was taken by the rethugs in 2010 for the first time in like a century or so. So some abyss of stupid opened up since then and any progress has been lost to the resulting vortex.

babyeinstein

just harpin harpin harpin

niblick77

No need. North Carolinian's cannot read maps and are not likely to leave the state. If is was not for the Internet we would not even know it was still there.

Jus_Wonderin

Jaba?

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

BornInATrailer

She's encased her millennia old moral code in carbonite. It should be well preserved.

niblick77

Oh, please, please, please tell me she is single!

nounverb911

She's saving herself for Jeebus.

Serolf_Divad

He's told her already three times he's not interested, though.

Sad.

tessiee

Now THERE's a safe guess!

C_R_Eature

She's Single now, but she's going to undergo Mitosis real soon.

FNMA

OK, watched the video, or at least as much as I could before my head exploded, and was amazed that that woman seemed so lifelike for someone who obviously has flat-lined an EEG or two in her days.

EatsBabyDingos

When did America go from the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Happy to the Land of the Fat, Dumb and Harpy?

Isn't this chick's real name Butch Dykestra, Queen of Self Loathing?

prommie

Black president; it has the trailer park white trash in a frenzy of hate.

Schmannnity

"let's put all gays behind an electric fence and let them die out, and I mean that in a good way."

ThankYouJeebus

FINISH THE DANG FENCE!
(And put that pastor and his dumb fuck congregation on the inside.)

Dashboard Buddha

or finish the Fang Dense.

Baconzgood

The NEWEST member of the Algonquin Round Table.

Dashboard Buddha

Hell…she IS the table.

tessiee

I'm pretty sure she'd be in favor of anything that included a table.

BornInATrailer

The Algonquin Buffet Table.

SoBeach

You can't fake that kind of stupid.

http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

Lemme um, try to, umm, lemme saye saye, umm…. I agree.

Schmannnity

Is that a goiter or are you just happy to see iodine?

Baconzgood

…This is your brain on Baptist church. Any questions?

Butch_Wagstaff

I could have went full-Baptist but puberty (or God?) intervened.

http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

My cockatiel likes to hump his toys, and they can't reproduce. So logically, if I put him in a cage with his toys, there would be no more cockatiels, or bird toys, EVAR.

*bangs head on desk

gullywompr

With dipshits like this around, I'm surprised gay people don't build the fence themselves.

tessiee

At least if the gay folks built the fence, it would be tasteful.

gullywompr

And the property values would be higher on their side also too.

Schmannnity

Following her logic, gays should be allowed to marry so they don't "infect" others in a closeted marriage.

bureaucrap

The Sarah Palin school of Public Speaking produces another proud graduate!

Serolf_Divad

Don't you think that's a little harsh? I mean this woman's dumb as a bowl of lukewarm three day old gravy, but she's no Sarah Palin.

whatever_dc

i actually think she's stupider than sarah palin and i had to lie down for a few minutes after thinking that because of the horror it inspired!!!

Redhead

Well given that North Carolina only teaches abstinence in sex ed classes, and I highly doubt this chick has ever been laid, maybe she really DOESN'T know where babies come from?

ShiftyParadigm

Actually, the Healthy Youth Act which was passed by the last Democratically controlled legislature and implemented starting in 2010 mandates that comprehensive sex education (including info on contraception and STD's) be taught in all schools.

vodkamuppet

Really? I figure by age 16 she was already having her second kid.

HogeyeGrex

Being that fat does make it hard to outrun grampa.

philpjfry

Jesus said "Love one another" and as a good christian I do. Except for gays, liberals, non Christians especially Muslims, democrats, poor people, criminals,drug addicts, the blahs, Mexicans, Asians, all other non Americans and of course the Muslim socialist Obama. But I love everybody else.

http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

Fat, bigoted and stupid is no way to go through life, hon.

sewollef

But it worked for so long…. why not keep the bigotry going?

deleted7977035

Somebody's banging out a lot of posts today in hopes of starting the weekend early. Thank goodness we'll have booze to sustain us after Our Wonkette Overlords retire for the weekend.

By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives? Here's what's hard to comprehend: if you don't drink, when you get up in the morning, that's the best you're going to feel all day.

OldWhiteLies

So – they take a lot of naps.

C_R_Eature

By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?

Easy. They Brew/Cook/Grow their own.

V572 Is this him?

Ah, yes. You can always get some more copper tubing at Home Depot on Sunday.

C_R_Eature

It beats yankin' the radiator out of the F-250 on blocks in the front yard. Prestone does smooth the batch out, though and it adds a nice finish.

Chichikovobarb

Hey C_R – who is the now-deleted person you were replying to here? With 126p I'm guessing it is a regular poster.

C_R_Eature

That's (was) V572. Weird – I've never seen that before.

Perhaps he/she/they just dumped an old avatar for a new one?

EDIT: Looks like a totally deleted profile. There must be a reason, though I've got no idea what it may be.

Chichikovobarb

The only time I've seen this "[no avatar] deleted[number]" header before was when ShavetheWhales [now reborn as George Spelvin/Skullfry] deleted his profile a couple of months ago. Let's hope V572 will reappear too.

C_R_Eature

That's what is probably going on – thanks for the info.

Reviewing the comment stream, I see that V572 got into an altercation with Our Esteemed Editrix over inappropriate posts. This might be an effort to reset. I hope so.

Chichikovovich

Yes – I saw the same. Weejee seems to have been collateral damage, though s/he hasn't deleted his/her profile.

C_R_Eature

Minefields are like that.

Chichikovovich

Though this case was not so much stepping into a minefield as it was the police busting into a house and raining nightsticks on the unsuspecting guy sitting on the couch watching WWE Wrestling and then saying “Wait – this is 33578 Bungle Drive West. We wanted 33578 Bungle Drive East. Sorry.”—

C_R_Eature

….this is a Dangerous place…

http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

Crystal meth, silly

MissNancyPriss

Sucks for though of us who have to be sober and live in liberal metropolitan areas.

Didn't he actually do a facepalm at one point? I'll have to watch again.

Billmatic

At least the Baptists don't have an pederast epidemic that they try to cover up, like the Pope what sits on his shiny throne in Rome.

I mean yeah they are shitbags, but like the Catholic Church, I like to have a hierarchy of shitbaggery and top (bottom?) spot is always the Catholic Church.

prommie

yeah, but the priests eventually take their dicks out of the alterboys, these churches fill the heads of their congregants with stuff thats way worse than a dick, and it stays forever.

Billmatic

The Catholic Church does all of that, takes your money, makes you feel bad about yourself for having any sort of fun at all, and their propaganda and brainwashing is so powerful it results in a condition of what I like to call "residual catholicism" that can effect up to two generations after renouncing the Church.

If you think that the Catholic Church doesn't preach homophobia and general genteel racism (by oppressing the legions of non-white Catholics with guilt) then you're pretty wrong.

prommie

Mustn't have worked, with me.

whatever_dc

i live near a large papist church and one sunday i was getting back to my house from the farmer's market and i said to the lady who had parked in front of the fire hydrant next to my house: "so is this a child raping service or is that just every other week" to which she responded: "FUCK YOU!" to which i said: "if i was a little boy one of those priests already would have tried". she moved her car.

Crank_Tango

I'm not clicking on the clicky, no thank you.

Baconzgood

You're missing out. Very rarely is stupidity like this broadcasted.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb

It's worth it. I watched it twice. Incredible.

vodkamuppet

It's the funny kind of stupid. They should show it in sex ed class to promote contraception, abortion and homosexuality.

Dashboard Buddha

Aaaand there you have America. Dobbs help us all.

Baconzgood

I venture to guess she's not college educated.

Dashboard Buddha

I would venture to guess that she's still in the 2nd grade. I'm being serious. If you don't have a young 'un of your own borrow a friend's and ask them a complicated question (even though Anderson asked a pretty simple question). Watch how the kid works it out. Often it's adorable. However, with Fat Dumb and Stupid, it's frightening.

sewollef

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a good portion of the American electorate in the south.

They get to vote. Vote.

Fuck the South I say…. give us our federal tax dollars back and leave us in peace and prosperity.

hunnybee

i am so with you on that sentiment.

proudgrampa

I'd be surprised if she was grade school educated.

prommie

Maybe Liberty U.

grex1949

Prolly a J.D. from Liberty.

BornInATrailer

Well neither was I and I am not a giant asshole. Well, I am but in a much more enjoyable fashion.

EDIT: And I mean that in a figurative, not literal sense. As in my behavior, not my actual b-hole being enjoyable. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

gingerland62

She's not an elitist snob.

SorosBot

I find it hard to believe that a woman with that hair style is not a lesbian.

Scene: humongous lecture hall, 1971. Prof droning on about 18th century England. When he mentioned Jethro Tull the students gave a chuckle of recognition. The prof, never having heard of the rock group, "plowed" on. When it happened again a few sentences later he stood there staring at his notes, unable to figure out what was so funny. He nervously fumbled his way through the rest of the lecture.

She is a fine example of the belligerent, in-your-face, proud ignorance that seems to accompany the savage variety of christianity down there. Its a defiant idiocy, because they hold their ingorance to be a virtue. "Fuck knowing stuff, all your knowing stuff ain't shit, cause God's gonna torture and kill you for my amusement when the rapture comes, you satanic faggot."

tessiee

You saw it with $arah, and you saw it with bush.
They ignorant, but they weren't *just* ignorant, because ignorant only = lacking in information, and most people are ignorant of at least some subjects.
They were stupid, but they weren't *just* stupid, because mathematically, half of everyone is below average intelligence, and that alone doesn't make you a hateful shithead.
It's an *aggressive pursuit* of ignorance and stupidity. People like that hate and fear anybody smarter than they are, and actively demonize intelligence and learning. If I were a nicer person, I'd pity someone who had to live in a world where everybody was smarter than they are — except that I've been bullied by the stupids since kindergarten, and I've watched them take over the country and run it into the ground a la Idiocracy, so fuck them.

prommie

True quote, someone, male version of this dumbfuck, once said to me "Looks like we got us a college boy here. Hey college boy, you think your so smart, lets see you outsmart my fist." I was not welcomed in Micanopy.

tessiee

My rant about some people being aggressively ignorant probably would have been more effective if I'd proofread:
"They ignorant"
and corrected it to read
"They are ignorant".

But seriously, we'd have stem cell research if it weren't for these assholes, so fuck them.

Buckminster

God knows, it would be a terrible thing to cure children of leukemia or other childhood cancers through stem cell research, because….well, Jebus?

Chichikovobarb

Sometimes it is good to just let things stand uncorrected and unremarked on. I read "They ignorant" to be "in character", with a tacit dopey accent. It worked that way. (Though the corrected version is killer too.)

Buckminster

Prommie, a prophet is never welcomed in his own country, doncha' know. Or in his own Jebus church.

Lascauxcaveman

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Evangelical Baptism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

FNMA

Abide, Dude.

prommie

Take'er easy for all us sinners.

GeneralLerong

This should earn you a Pulitzer.

If only it could be set up to auto-post itself frequently and at random to all wingtard forums…

SorosBot

Is this woman the person who asked "How is babby formed?"?

MissTaken

No, she's the one who replied "do way instain mother".

Callyson

OK, for some reason I watched the whole thing. Christ almighty…

I think I need to go to YouTube and look at some footage from a Gay Pride parade or something to drown out this woman's horrid combination of stupidity and hate, brb…

Baconzgood

You beat me. I could only get through 1:30 of her grunting and pregnant pauses.

yup, Gay Pride parade coming soon to DC- Hot guys (I am a straight married woman but my eyes work just fine) and lots of great(if not all as good looking) gay and straight people in the parade and along the route

Goonemeritus

I blame President Lincoln for this situation.

HarryButtle

Right. When the white trash inlaws want to leave, JUST LET THEM LEAVE!

sewollef

Me too.

He had the chance to rid us of these morons. In his hands was the solution, but no, he had to start a fucking war to keep these racist, bigoted cocksuckers in the union.

We might even ask ourselves, "what has the south ever given us"? And the answers would be thin on the ground. Ok, ok… Jazz. But apart from Jazz, what has the south ever done for us? Eh?

Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements? Is that like some kind of innoculation against reasonable criticism? Here, let me have a try.

Go choke on an eclair, Stacy. Take that however you want.

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

sweets for the sweet

prommie

They are postmodernists; their statements have no meaning until heard by the audience, which ascribes the meaning it derives. Thus, what they say is not stupid, hateful, bigoted, or racist, unless the hearer takes it as stupid, bigoted, hateful or racist. Therefore it is the hearer's fault that the statement is stupid, bigoted, hateful, and racist. But of course, don't you see?

sullivanst

I wouldn't mind seeing them deconstructed.

tessiee

"Why do bigots say take that however you want following their sociopathic pronouncements?"

Yeah, you can take that "logic" and shove it where the sun don't shine. I wish I weren't feeling so un-Christian against this troll. I will have to pray to the Jesus in the bible that I read. Do you remember the one who wanted to exalt the meek and feed the poor? That's my guy.

Baconzgood

This woman makes Forrest Gump look like Copernicus.

Fukui-sanRadioBarb

Crap. Deleted?

Oh I know what it was. I said I felt a bit guilty watching this the first time because it felt like laughing at the [redacted] (mentally disabled)

Then you think about the message of hate she's pushing and it's different.

The anger she feels when her cretinous belief system is challenged beggars belief.

smashaduck

I've found a loophole. I can make all sorts of vile comments about people as long as it's a bible verse. Oh. Well, they started it.

prommie

That anger, that is cognitive dissonance.

prommie

"I'm close personal friends with Jesus, because he is my PERSONAL savior, and my God can kick any other God's ass, so fuck you." Man, I see it on their faces, what they are thinking. She is proud of herself for standing up to the ho-mo-seckshel reporter, standing up for whut Jeebus wants, amen.

tessiee

Suffice it to say that this one is Memaw's least favorite relative.

prommie

She probably gets ripped on meth and pulls trains down at the volunteer first aid squad on weekends.

http://www.wonkette.com Gunner Asch

It's hard to get your body so perfectly toned on meth, so I'm guessing it's not her drug of choice.

Baconzgood

Ladies and gentlemen. Your NASCAR demographic.

LettucePrey

Bitch needs an electric fence﻿ around her refrigerator.

MissTaken

Bless her Crisco-blocked heart.

Jus_Wonderin

She is creative though in her repurpose of the LazyBoy slipcover as her "blouse".

qwerty42

Geeze, I'll assume she and her pastor are the real victims here. They are the ones suffering, just because they wanted to put teh gheyz in concentration camps and let them die. And who isn't for that? I mean, gay agenda and all. Let's show some compassion here folks.

@V572:By the way, how do people in Alabama and certain counties of Kentucky, and other places where you can't buy liquor on Sunday, or at all, make it through the weekend, or their lives?
Meth. But it's not just for weekends (when you can't by booze) anymore. It's a lifestyle.

SheriffRoscoe

I love how she patiently tries to explain to Anderson how men can't reproduce with men, and women with women. It's so obvious, Anderson.

cheetojeebus

It really baffles me how people this stupid make it through just one day without killing themselves through some hapless accident.

FNMA

Hey, hold my beer and watch this…

http://www.wonkette.com Gunner Asch

Morning safety talk before heading out for wildfire duties one day included "What are the four most dangerous words in the English language?"…."Hey Bubba, watch this!"

Arken

Nice neck wattle.

BornInATrailer

How is gayby made?

elburritodeluxe

Jesus sits right next to her in church every Sunday.

hagajim

Perfect example of hateful and stupid in one big fat hillbilly bitch, and doesn't the Bible she clearly holds so dear say something about gluttony? Look in the mirror stupid.

Oblios_Cap

I'm soooo proud to be an American…

Exhausted66

And still, I find this post easy to fap to.

Motorboat. motorboat go so fast!

PhilippePetain

I should probably feel guilty about this, but this video makes me want to get the fuck out of the working class.

MoeDeLawn

You guys stop harping! YOU'RE TAKING HER OUTTA CONTEX!

Wonderthing

These people are all over the fucking place. Can't we round them up and put them behind a fence somewhere where they'll slowly die out? I didn't listen to her whole spew because intelligence.

calliecallie

Sadly, I suspect they would procreate and not only never die out but get even stupider, if that is possible.

Wile E. Barbote

800 rads to the nads would take care of that problem.

bagofmice

I see you've already considered the social fallout.

jqheywood

It has to b e said….

You know who else built fenced-in camps and put gay and lesbian people in them?

calliecallie

Michelle and Marcus Bachman?

__kth__

Her brother looks exactly like her, except his head is shaved and he has tattoos that reach almost to his earlobe.

fuflans

now that's one pig that doesn't deserve to turn around.

swordfis

I believe that within two decades the few of these people who manage to survive modernity will be regarded as Neanderthalenses.

Wile E. Barbote

I don't know, these fucks breed like crazy. Stupid people always do.

jgalleg4

This does make me slightly less ashamed to be a Virginian…at least we're not North Carolina.

It is really cruel that people that actually don't know how baby is made can still make baby.

Darn you, evolution! -shakes fist-

iburl

Somebody remind me. Why is skullfucking bad?

__kth__

Also: Confederate Prom Queen, that's you in about 10 years, maybe less.

tessiee

Doesn't Paula Deen have a recipe for a burger that, instead of being on a bun, is between two Krispy Kreme donuts?
I'm just askin', is all.

http://www.wonkette.com Dr_pangloss

Ok so just think about this for a second. If this were put into place by the christian fascists. Once they got rid of all the "obvious" gays and known gays. How would they find them all? Not to mention that once you started this Final Solution, it would never really end since new gays are born every day and those growing up in a society like that would never come out. Genius I tell ya Genius!

HelmutNewton

Is this Skoal Rebel's wife/sister?

greenide1

Gol-darn, Anderson. If y'all wasn't such a Noo Yo-ark homa-SEX-y'all you'd understand what she was a-sayin'.

BTWBFDIMHO

Her father died in one of those camps, when he fell from the…

sullivanst

Double face palm.

Wile E. Barbote

Weren't these assholes supposed to get raptured last May?

owhatever

She carefully put on her makeup before going on camera to sound just like her idiot preacher.

comrad_darkness

Upon further reflection, I think she makes a good point, albeit, accidentally. Preachers say shit, but it don' mean nothin'. It's just words you can take however you like. You can agree with the hate, and get a warm fuzzy feeling, or you can ignore it, or you can get angry. It's the spirit of the thing, only, and it always been that way. If it weren't that way churches would not have survived into the third millennium, as they apparently have.

The situation only runs off the rails when you get people in charge who are screwed in the head enough to think there is some kind of actionable policy embedded in those meaningless words.

Wile E. Barbote

Evangelical Christianity is a shit-religion for total fucking losers.

Wile E. Barbote

She's just bitter because this shirt doesn't come in the Extra-Large Fat Southern Bigot Size.

gingerland62

"electric fence this and that, they are taking it out of context."

I'll give 50:1 odds she has no idea what the word "context" means.

Wile E. Barbote

I really loved her work in as Roz in Monsters, Inc. but I have to say that she's really let herself go since then.

I don't mind me a bit of BBW from time-to-time but this chick has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

JustPixelz

She makes me want to switch teams.

JustPixelz

They could put her in an electrified fence with the all the young men in her town. Drop in some food. And eventually they'd die out because, really, who would want to.

CommieLibunatic

Uh oh. There's that feeling again. That feeling of overwhelming, soul-blackening rage. The kind that makes one violate rules on comment civility.

Take it easy, Commie. Take it easy… take a deep breath and think of your wife wearing something ridiculusty…

abelilnkinverb

Watched until my ears started to bleed.

pinkocommi

I wish Anderson asked her when she is going to free Han Solo from the deep freeze.

carlosmuecke

Kept waiting for Cooper to say the obvious…."I'm gay, do you think they should round me up and put me in a concentration camp?"….but NOOOES, that was too obvious!

didgen

Finally they have found the perfect person for Mittens to bounce his ideas off.

TribecaMike

The young lady obviously was much less interested in being interviewed for the first (and last) time in her life on national television than she was in the all you can eat buffet restaurant behind the camera operator.

Buckminster

On the bright side, between what is obviously delusional thinking and her body type, which makes theType 2 Diabetes imminent, the good reverend will go soon to her heavenly reward, God bless her hater soul. Let's hope Jebus is on-site for the culling.

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a fat hater to pass up a doughnut."–the Book of Buckminster the Impure of Thought

Buckminster

I bet she thinks the mentally ill should be put through exorcism.

vtxmcrider

I propose the breakup of the USA into (1) the United Blue States of America and (2) Dumbfuckistan Jesusland.

ttommyunger

Is that Banjo music in the background?

TribecaMike

Bluegrass music would probably scare the hell out of her. She strikes me as being more of a Garth Brooks fan.

ttommyunger

Ted (Tiny Penis) Nugent.

V572 Is this him?

Yeah but that didn’t help me my first Sunday nights in Anniston AL or Alamogordo NM. You learn to check first.