David Geffen Conspiracy Theory

Last month, The Real Estate followed up on a couple reports in the New York Post about who was moving into an 11th floor apartment at 158 Mercer Street. (That’s just one floor above Andre Balazs).

Music mogul David Geffen was listed as one of the trustees buying the place, according to public records, but Saturday Night Live producer Marci (daugher of Calvin) Klein is the one moving in, according to a source. Got it?

A few days ago, Dealbreaker attempted to unravel this mystery. The plot somehow involves Ashlee Simpson, plastic surgery, and the possible sale of the Los Angeles Times.