"@Jezebel Our policy is not 2 thicken or thin models. See original photo. We smoothed wrinkles, nipples & upped colr"

They then linked to the above picture of what are supposedly the original and edited versions of the photo.

I followed up with some Intense Scientific Research, using a process called Figuring Out Whether Or Not People Have Intestines. Consensus: They do! I do not buy your Tweet, Nordstrom. And I will not buy your polo, either.