29 March 2010

Dbacks Offer Up Booty

Neither discounts nor winning are implied in the Sat/Sun promotion - just dishrags with the word "Uptown" stenciled on, presumably by third world laborers.

Fans in the full price bleacher seats, many partially obstructed by Justin Upton's prominent glutes, will be encouraged to wave the rags, in the event something positive occurs. According to dbacks.com, customers in these special, set aside sections may even have a chance to "catch a baseball" - something of a challenge for Arizona's right fielder.