The First Trailer for ‘The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies’ Is Here

You think you know what happened to Lester Nygaard after the season finale of FX’s Fargo, but here’s the real, unvarnished truth, discovered by two detectives named J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson: the little guy escaped to Middle-earth, then embarked on a million-hour journey involving a dragon, elven ballads, and not three, not four, but FIVE armies! What’s even crazier is that there’s actual video of this man’s incredible tale of reinvention. See for yourself.

“I did 24, it was terrible. I hated every moment of it. Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that.” –Freddie Prinze Jr.

Game of Thrones‘s Maisie Williams (a.k.a. Arya Stark) may star in the Sam Raimi–produced adaptation of The Last of Us, a video game in which “a damaged man, Joel, escorts a young woman named Ellie across a United States ravaged by an infection that turns people into zombie-like cannibalistic monsters.”