civ 5

> playing civ 5
> new to game, choose byzantium for religious benefits
> rush everything related to religion
> create religion "homosexuality"
> zealously push homosexuality on surrounding city states
> accepted with open arms
> poland creates catholicism
> uhoh.jpg
> prepare a great prophet
> send the wise ********** to poland to attempt to rid the world of christianity
> poland mad
> publicly denounces my wrong holed ways
> push homosexuality on koreans
> koreans push aside their own religion to welcome faggotry
> send a prophet to the huns
> killed as soon as he passes the border
> world congress opens up
> propose that homosexuality be the world religion
> attila is on to me
> "surely there is some other way we can resolve our differences"
> homosexuality is accepted as the world religion
> all countries must submit to homosex
> population dies out because hetero infidels are beheaded
> tfw i didnt get to use nukes because everyone died from my religion