Punching Tom Hanks by Kevin Seccia: Kevin is a friend of all of us at TheGloss. We’re partly just saying to brag, because his book will teach you how to beat up not only celebrities like Tom Hanks, but also guys with broken hearts and a monkey with a hammer. And people from Delaware. And Kevin Seccia. Skills. Life skills.

And, of course…

The Portable Dorothy Parker. Say her verses do not scan, and she’ll get herself another man. Probably one of the funniest collections of short stories you will read anywhere, ever.