2 MINUTES OF VIKING JIU-JITSU SET TO CLASSICAL MUSIC

After the jump, I’ve got a sneak preview of Valhalla Rising, a viking movie from Bronson director Nicholas Winding Refn. The two-minute video contains pretty much all the things I like — beheadings, axe killings, disembowelings, shirtless prisoners choke-wrestling, and sharks 69-ing. Okay, maybe not that last one, but poetic license.

The clip’s pairing of the most brutal and über-violent footage from the film with Tchaikovsky’s “The Nutcracker” is riotous and entertaining but be forewarned, it’s pretty much capsuled all the blood-thirst into the two minutes.
Described as a “horror movie as directed by Terrence Malick,” the film is actually a slow-moving, hypnotizing and mesmerizing picture centering on a Viking warrior slave who escapes his captives with the aid of a young boy and boards a Viking vessel only to sail into the heart of darkness.
“Valhalla Rising” should hit theaters sometime in the Spring. [via ThePlaylist]

so by them telling me there’s only a total of two minutes of violence in this they may as well said, “bah don’t see it, you’ll be able to watch a montage on youtube”

By: Donkey Hodey

02.23.2010 @ 1:51 PM

Two minutes of Viking Gore:

GRRRRR… RECYCLE MOTHERFUCKERS!

*Viking Gore watches a guy throw a burger wrapper out the window of his Hummer then drive off. He chases him down and stomps his face to death*

RRRAARRRRRRR!… CARBON FOOTPRINT!

Fin.

By: Dr. Egon Spengler

02.23.2010 @ 1:51 PM

The Viking-American defamation league would totally protest the release of this if they weren’t all out pillaging the houses of everyone who reads Hagar the Horrible and raping their wives as a lesson.

By: Buzzardsaw

02.23.2010 @ 1:54 PM

When I first saw that banner pic I wondered aloud, “What pickle has Nick Nolte got himself into this time?”

By: Charlie Br0nze

02.23.2010 @ 2:00 PM

I also ask that my Viking movies have busty, pigtailed wenches serving flagons of ale. Nice use of Tchaikovsky although nothing beats a Christmas Beavis & Butthead episode’s use of The Sugar Plum Fairy.