God sighed and responded to the holy man, “I sent you a boat and a helicopter! I even sent a free El Al flight to Israel for you, your family and your entire congregation, with an absorption basket to help settle you in! What the heck were you thinking when you were you praying for Moshiach to have no more 3 day Yom Tovs?!”

@Eliezer: Kiddush haHodesh with witnessess would not be a reason to abolish Yom Tov Sheini shel Galuyot. The reason for YTSsG today is *not* uncertainty over the correct day (even though that was the original reason) — the establishment of the Hebrew calendar eliminated the issue of uncertainly. Rather, the reason for YTSsG is "minhag avoteinu b'yadeinu", a consideration that has *nothing* to do with uncertainty over the date. The re-institution of kiddush haHodesh with witnessess would therefore change nothing: The issue of "minhag avoteinu b'yadeinu" will still be there, and there is thus no reason to expect YTSsG to be abolished.