Voiceover: Exclusive.
Hal: I'm Hal Rudnick and I'm On the Set.
(trumpet music)
Hal: So what set am I on?
Only the Seinfled reunion.
I can 't believe they're actually
doing a full reunion show.
Jerry Seinfeld, Jason
Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus,
this is going to be awesome, I am psyched.
Male: Thanks to all the triple
X porn parody, scene 2, take 1.
Jerry: There must be a doctor around
here performing freelance physicals.
What's the deal with doctors anyway?
Female: Shut up Jerry, just do me.
Hal: I'm sitting here with the
man himself, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry how excited are
you about this reunion?
Jerry: Uhh ...
Hal: I'm very excited to be
here with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Julia, how does it feel to
be back with the old gang?
Julia: I don't really
know this fucking people.
I just got hired for the job.
Hal: (laughs) Oh my god, it's
Michael Richards, Kramer.
What was it like working with Larry David?
Michael: Who is Larry David?
Hal: When is NBC going to
air this Seinfeld reunion?
Michael: I'd say probably 9 NBC.
Hal: The man who played George
Costanza, Jason Alexander.
Art Vandelay, where did that come from?
I'm here with actress Tessa Taylor.
So what part did you play
in the original Seinfeld?
Tessa: You know, I actually wasn't
born yet with the original Seinfeld,
so I was not in the show.
Hal: What do you do here on the
set of the Seinfeld reunion?
Larry: I'm the director.
Hal: Larry David.
You don't seem as curmudgeonly as
you do on curb your enthusiasm,
is that a character you play?
Larry: I think yeah [inaudible]
somebody else, Leroy.
Hal: Don't confuse the
art with the artist.
How's my impression of you?
What's the deal with these people?
Jerry: Better than my impression.
You know I think I have just
what the doctor ordered.
Hal: Tell me about the new
adventures of old Christine.
That night at the Laugh
Factory, what happened?
Michael: You know I'm not
Michael Richards right?
Hal: I even don't want to be
Michael Richards after that event either.
Jason Alexander, you hit
a child with your car.
What was going through your head?
Jason: It wasn't me, it really wasn't.
Like Jason Alexander.
Hal: You were seen at the
scene, you can't deny it now.
How excited are you for
the Seinfeld reunion?
Julia: I'm pretty excited,
I really need the money.
Hal: Jerry's father was played
by two different actors,
did you have a preference
of who played his father?
Tessa: No, I really don't
watch it too much to even care.
Hal: You worked for the New York Yankees.
Did you ever get to meet Derek Jeter?
Jason: No.
Hal: Closer, Mariano Rivera?
Jason: No.
Hal: Catcher, Jorge Posada?
Jason: No.
Hal: First baseman, Mark Teixeira?
Second baseman, Chuck Knoblauch?
Third baseman, A Rod?
Pitcher, Andy Pettitte?
Outfielder, Paul O'Neill?
Bernie Williams, Joe Torre, Roger Clemens?
Jason: No.
Hal: Give me your best
Jerry Stiller impression.
Tessa: Um, I don't know
who Jerry Stiller is
but I hope this is a good impression.
Hal: I would have been a little more like
"George, what are you doing?"
Let me ask you, Julia Louis-Dreyfus,
why are you not wearing a shirt?
Michael: You have like
credentials or something?
Hal: Yes, number 1 Seinfeld fan.