Take that you smug fuck Adam Schefter! These commercials used to be like my favorite thing on TV when I was a kid. I’m posting this one is because it’s the first one that made me laugh out loud since puberty. I mean Clayton fucking nailed it. Emmy bait all over the place.

It happened in 1993:
April 19-A 51-day stand-off at the Branch Davidian compound near Waco, Texas, ends with a fire that kills 76 people, including David Koresh.
April 30 – Tennis star Monica Seles is stabbed in the back by an obsessed fan of rival Steffi Graf at a tournament in Hamburg, Germany.

June 23 – In Manassas, Virginia, Lorena Bobbitt cuts off the penis of her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.
June 27-U.S. President Bill Clinton orders a cruise missile attack on Iraqi intelligence headquarters in the Al-Mansur District of Baghdad, in response to an Iraqi plot to assassinate former U.S. President George Bush during his visit to Kuwait in mid-April.
July 20 – White House deputy counsel Vince Foster commits suicide in Virginia.
Doesn't all that news seem like a hundred years ago? So doesn't this :
June 9- The Montreal Canadiens won the Stanley Cup...and haven't won it since.
Ole Ole Ole, drink a cup of primo go fuck yourself

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by burnone on September 6, 2012 at 6:29 pm

i have a 12 inch dick

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by jmacjr23 on September 6, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I'm glad they cut the clip before he began to masturbate to stat lines

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by boats-and-hoes on September 6, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Its football season now, fuck hockey. Best sportscenter commercial bar none.

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by daddyrichard on September 6, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Solid commercial. Still miss the days of chicks dig the long ball but this one will certainly do.

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by cravenmorehead on September 6, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Death is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

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by sulfx on September 6, 2012 at 5:09 pm

The most impressive part of this commercial is the amount of research done for all the metal posters.

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by revnathanhortonheat on September 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm

This is the first commercial that made you laugh out loud since puberty. So, what's that been, like 3 weeks?

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by ole-ole-ole-ole-ole-ole on September 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

What the fuck are you rambling about otwisted? Are you a forum historian? Get another hobby.
I actually just found out about this shit site from peckerhead Bruins fans that try and troll Habs fans on nearly any hockey forum.

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by ub83 on September 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Best ESPN commercial ever. used to hate this guy now love him.

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by tripp_mcneely on September 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm

should have just posted the video, your shitty blog ruined it. I hope you get ass fucked by a bare backed Magic Johnson you little homo.