Steve wanted to test the audio capabilities of his new computer. I suggested that we make a new Dungeonbear movie so that he could create a soundtrack. “Great idea,” he said, “I know! You tie me up and feed whipped cream to me on your dick!” Sounded good to me, but I wondered why Steve insisted that the restraints be kind of loose and that I go easy on the whipped cream. I thought he was maybe watching his bear calories. I was wrong.