Help out an intellectual I've owed the New Orleans Public Library 70$ in late fees since before Katrina. Further, I never bothered paying it and haven't checked out any books since then. It's really sad because I love the random discordianism of knowledge gained from browsing through a library and having amazing, fascinating literature catch my eye that just can't be found at the wallyworld type bookstores. They are invariably focused on the latest and greatest of everything. To quote "Confederacy of Dunces": "Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry. It could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

You can help out a disaffected, lazy, middle-class pseudo intellectual who is being denied access to those unique gateways of knowledge by donating canned goods to me for the Food For Fines program from now until next Satuday the 17th. Imagine if Shakespeare wasn't able to use his local library? I know it sounds crazy but when you're in debt you just don't have money for anything other than paying down that debt.

I hate asking anyone for help and rarely if ever do, because it's just not the manly thing to do.

Gizmo5/Gizmo Project Accounts For Sale I'm looking for someone with a gizmo5 account they don't use who would be willing to sell it. Or alternately, something with a similar international call-back feature that works in honduras (like google voice, but works anywhere, or through the net). Please leave a message below if you have an unused gizmo account.

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A doujin soft group calling themselves “Game Programming Study Club” has created the most Japanese fighting game EVER. 行殺! Spirits (”Line-Kill Spirits”) is a 3D fighting game that features little girls beating up on each other; nothing new there. The kicker, however, is that any damage you do to your opponent will slowly regenerate unless… wait for it… you take a picture of her panties. Yes. A fighting game where panty-shots are the core mechanic. You don’t believe me, do you? Then watch the video. That’s it. The Japanese are done. They can now return to planet Japania, leaving all the people of Earth horribly confused and scarred for life.

call on me... The Steve Winwood track "Valerie" song was remixed as "Call On Me" and is the hottest remix to ever grace the radio and video waves. Here is the video to this excellent song. 80s fans will recall the hook.

Games need BLUE SKIES! Games need BRIGHT YELLOW SUNS! Games need RED AND BLUE THINGS in them! We want to play in a HAPPY PRETEND LAND, not a shit version of an American slum full of mixed-race gangsters wearing licensed sportswear!