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Which Fast Food Burger Joint Are You?

Talin Vartanian

Image: Jack in the Box

About This Quiz

What's for dinner tonight? Is it pizza, pasta or sushi? The answer is "none of the above," because in this yummy quiz, we're going to explore the wonderful world of juicy burgers! From Wendy's and Burger King to Fuddruckers and Jack in the Box, there are many types of fast food burger joints in the United States. But we're not here to determine which one is the best, because we're curious about some of your burger preferences.

So, what do you like on a burger? Are you more of a hamburger person or do you believe that cheese exists for the sole purpose of cheeseburgers? A burger is not just about the patty, either, because yummy sauces, vegetables and side items matter as well. And if you're a vegetarian, there are many options for you to choose from at various burger joints, such as a portobello burger, tofu burger and a veggie burger. Your burger preferences will also help us determine how you build flavors and textures together, which will ultimately point to what your inner personality is like! So if you're hungry for more BBQ burgers, bacon cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches, then it's time to take our yummy fast food quiz now!

Which of these premium toppings belongs on a burger?

Guacamole

White onions

Bacon

Mushrooms

What would your job be in a fast food restaurant?

Janitor

Cook

Manager

Cashier

Are you a trendy type of person, or do you live for nostalgia?

I'm definitely a nostalgic person.

I'm a bit of both.

I'm much more trendy.

It depends on my mood.

How about an order of french fries to go with your burger?

Shoestring fries

Animal-style fries

Cajun-style fries

Chili cheese fries

What's the point of life if you can't have one of these drinks with a burger?

Regular soda please!

Lemonade

Peanut butter milkshake

Root beer float

Would it be weird to eat some peanuts with your favorite burger?

Yes, very much so.

I've never tried this combination before.

No, not at all!

A little bit

Aside from burgers, what else do you crave at your favorite fast food joint?

Chicken salad

Only burgers

Hot dogs

Chicken tenders

We know that bread is amazing, but how does a "protein-style" burger sound to you right now?

What's that?

Absolutely delicious

Eww ... gross!

It sounds OK.

How many patties would you like to stack on your favorite burger?

1

4

2

3

A burger doesn't deserve a place in a fast food joint unless it has which of these sauces on it?

Mayo

Secret spread

BBQ sauce

Ketchup or mustard

Tell us how spicy you want your burger to be on a scale of 1-10!

7-8

1-3

9-10

4-6

Which of these sweet treats would you like to have after an epic burger meal?

Baked apple pie

No dessert for me.

Salted caramel shake

Polar swirl

Would you ever order a grilled cheese sandwich at your favorite fast food burger joint?

Probably not

Sure, why not?

Only if I was really hungry for it.

This is not the time and place for grilled cheese sandwiches.

Do you believe in the power of eggs on a breakfast burger?

Yes, absolutely!

No, that sounds disgusting.

This sounds weird.

I would be curious about trying this.

Aside from beef patties, what other type of protein would you like to have on a burger?

Fish

Beef all the way!

I'd be OK with a BLT.

Chicken

How often do you try new types of burgers at fast food joints?

Never

Once in a while

All the time

Only when I feel like it

Should burgers be simple and straightforward or messy and complex?

It depends on the burger.

Simple and straightforward

A burger should be all of these things.

Messy and complex

Which of these burger toppings actually belongs in the trash?

Cheese

Tomato

Onions

Lettuce

Choose one of these international burgers to indulge in!

Tomato Mozzarella chicken sandwich

Donkey burger

Shami kebab burger

Rice burger

What's the key seasoning that makes a burger stand out from the rest?

Garlic powder

Salt and pepper

Paprika

Brown sugar

Drive-thru versus eating inside a restaurant: What do you prefer?

Eating inside

Drive-thru

Using a food delivery service.

Both

Would you rather have extra cheese, extra veggies or extra sauce on a burger?

Extra sauce

Extra cheese

Extra veggies

Why not all three?

What region of the United States serves up the best burgers?

Northeast

West

Midwest

South

Which of these exotic ingredients would you try on a burger for $50?

Peanut butter mayonnaise

Cream cheese

Cranberry sauce

Fried bananas

Is there such a thing as too much bacon on a burger?

More than 5 strips of bacon is going overboard.

Yes, there should be a limit to this.

No, there's no such thing.

Yes, but who cares?

Would you ever spend $777 on the "Le Burger Brasserie" in Las Vegas?

Only if I was rich

No, that's just ridiculous.

Sure, why not?

I'm not really sure.

What matters the most to you when it comes to buying a good burger?

Brand

Value

Flavor

Quantity

Do you think that it's better to cook your own burger or buy one from a restaurant?

I don't mind doing either of these.

I'd rather cook my own burger.

I'd rather buy one from a restaurant.

It depends on my mood.

Choose a delicious hamburger bun to hold everything in place.

Ciabatta roll

Regular bun

Sesame seed bun

Kaiser roll

It's time for us to treat you to one of these yummy fast food items!

Quarter pounder with cheese

4x4 burger

Kosher-style hot dog

Cheese curds

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