Wife of Rep. Weiner is Pregnant

No surprise there. If you've seen the pictures, I'm pretty sure that thing could get a woman pregnant just by looking at her.

According to insiders, Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, is pregnant with the couple's first child. Which means Weiner was straying while he was getting some. At this point, if Mildred Baena surfaces with a pregnant belly, I wouldn't be surprised Somewhere, Arnold is just glad the attention is off of him.

The couple has reportedly shared the news with close friends and family. Let's hope they did it in person because lord knows the man can't use a smart phone. Three different insiders confirmed the news to The New York Times.

After previously denying it, the congressman has now admitted to engaging in X-rated conversations with at least six women.

"We will weather this," Weiner said in Monday's press conference. "I love her very much, and she loves me."

Weiner's wife has been a longtime aide to Hilary Clinton, and has remained tight-lipped about the scandal. She and Clinton left for a business trip to Northern Africa on Wednesday.