We, the commenters of PerezHilton, believe in free speech as strongly as we believe in free photos of celebrities flashing their crotches while in cars. Therefore, we hereby declare: you can make up to 88 dollars an hour working from your house. Click here for one weird tip on how to lose your bellyfat. U R homo. Ron Paul 2012! bit.do\bNB9

If I had kids… I'd MUCH rather my daughter make millions of dollars twerking on tv… than be the parent of PAPARAZZI. "so, what does your daughter do?"… "oh she raises cain and ire. She is ever risque. Her sleek body is a MONEY MACHINE! She likes to be naked and twerk and stuff. And her song is a chart topper. She's raking in the bucks man !! wowowow! how about your son?"….. "er.. he hides in trees and behind bushes and trespasses on famous people's lawns trying to get a picture that he can sell for a couple $100's. ….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

A lot of people rather having children who behave properly, who dress appropriately and have decent jobs than having children who make millions, twerking, naked, use weed and Molly and acting like crazy, wild and vulgar like Miley. I believe by now her parents are very sad and ashamed of Miley's behavior, they just don't show it.

But now, that's all about to change, at least according to TMZ! That's because a week from tomorrow -- on December 17 -- Khloé and Lamar's split will be legal, final, and FULL! And that's all she wrote!

As the final divorce docs are set to be stamped by a judge on that day just over a week from right now, the final terms are pretty standard and straightforward, too: