something's strange in the neighbourhood

hey guys so i just smoked a couple bowls chilling outside on the patio when my ex girlfriend (who i have recently been fucking again)'s mom texts me asking me to come over asap. i'm pretty baked and i told her i would go over soon. the fuck is going on?!

what should i do? am i just tripping out or is something strange here? we're all pretty close you can say so i don't know if i'm just thinking it's sketchy when it's not.

haha i should have known i wouldn't get any serious answers from you guys! so i show up and it turns out she just wanted to chat about a few things, but i was so high, it was hard following a train of thought and talking for a long time trying to act sober.

at one point she even asked me if i was a little stoned! it made me laugh but i told her my eyes were just red from the chlorine (i work at a pool and my ex gf (who is turning out to be not so much an "ex") is an olympic swimmer haha