Doctor Parkinson declared ‘I’m not surprised to see you here
You’ve got smokers cough from smoking, brewer’s droop from drinking beer
I don’t know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
But worst of all young man you’ve got Industrial Disease’
He wrote me a prescription he said ‘you are depressed
But I’m glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
Come back and see me later – next patient please
Send in another victim of Industrial Disease’
– Dire Straits

You always find something you’ve lost in the last place you’ve looked. He didn’t look. That brings back memories of knocking a un opened 1.75 litter bottle of vodka from 3 shelves up on the top of my foot. Your brain says HUH?? than the pain shoots all the way up your foot to the top of your leg and you say Crikey? No way !! Actually you don’t say anything because you’re trying to breathe. You think the bottle broke the skin but you find out after trying to walk on it for 3 days that it was the broken bone that came thru the skin —