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Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the
exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help
you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers,

"I was wondering, young lady, are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs:

"Yes Sir, I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left
ear says softly, "Well, wash your hands really really good because I want a cheeseburger."