Man tried to seduce Carlisle woman with poo-smeared card

GAVIN Stevenson, 28, attempted to seduce Kirsty Jackson, 20, of Carlisle, by sending her a card smeared with poo. He had previously sent Jackson, whom he met on Facebook and had hooked up with a few times, 700 text messages, followed her and sprayed abusive graffiti outside her house. He then began pestering Jackson’s friend, one Kerry Rawson.

Jackson called the police, who charge him with harassment and remanded in custody for 84 days. At Carlisle Crown Court, Stevenson admits pursuing a course of harassment against both Ms Jackson and Ms Rawson. On account of time served, he is released and ordered not to contact the women for five years.

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