Fine, nerds. One has-been starlet and meerkat faced talk show host take an overplayed joke and use peasants as the target. The full bushed starlet and shovel-faced host pose with Pharrel hat, piggy back, phallic sandwich, and other lame jokes in the background of the peasants' tourist photos. They find it funnier than the audience, could have potentially caused irreparable damage to civilians and MY EYEBALLS. SNL should burn any documentation that implied Meerkat Fallon is funny. —-FIN—–

If yer buyin, I'm flyin, Cocoa. Just do me a favor and get me into a seat in your car. If I wake up on the drive to your house, I'll want a cigarette, and it is hard to smoke while locked in the trunk.

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