Translation:Man —DEATH SENTENCE?!? Noo! Don't kill me,Mr. Judge Dredd! I did rob the bank,but it was because my granny died at Chenalho,I got fired from my job,they seized my TV,I'm wanted for tax evasion,I owe 3 months of my rent,and I've got a wife,a lover and 7 brats to feed! It doesn't move you? Mercy!!Judge Dredd —'xactly because of that is that I'm gonna kill you,to stop your suffering! But now that you've shown me you're such a crybaby,don't expect me to even take you to the Ajusco! -Reason Nº 13 Why There Ain't No Mexican Super-heroes... (Why for? We already have Zorros,Jaguares,Lobos,Judicials,Military Police,Preventive Police,PGR,etc.)

Notes in EnglishAs far as I know,Judge Dredd was created as a satire of police brutality in the U.K.,but Mexican police men are also known for their violent and abbusive methods against common criminals.The ones mentioned in the title of this cartoon are some of the many police agencies and groups in the country.

Chenalho is a town in the Chiapas State where a paramilitary group made a massacre of native americans in 1997.The Ajusco is a forest and mountain zone in the South of Mexico City.Until the '90s it used to be your typical remote place where you would drop a corpse that you wouldn't like to be found.