I don’t care if making an atheist cult labcoat would be a bad merchandising decision for DCiGtH, because I personally will buy like 12. One for each month of the year, since they don’t look like they’re put through the wash too often.

My theory is that there’s far less variation in chromosome number across different species, making interspecies reproduction way more viable and frequent in this world and resulting in greater anthropomorphic biodiversity.