Warning: This shirt is so full of Freedom, it may affect you in unintended ways. We are not responsible for your actions while wearing this shirt, no matter how free you think you are.
While wearing this shirt to work, you are not free to do anything you want, like parking your bike inside your cubicle.
While wearing this shirt at a black tie dinner party, you are not free to see if the chandelier will hold your weight.
While wearing this shirt grocery shopping, you are not free to "sample" whatever you want. Especially not the rum...Todd, stop sampling the rum.
Wear this shirt, and feel the freedom course through your veins, but enjoy it responsibly.