As Dustin announced yesterday, the Breaking Bad spin-off that could never ever be named anything other than Better Call Saul is still something that could maybe happen if we all wish really really hard and Vince Gilligan wakes up one morning thinking it’s a good idea. So yeah, slam dunk sure thing.

With that in mind I want to go ahead and get some specifics out there to avoid early muck-ups. For instance, in addition to Saul, we’re going to need a few familiar faces to keep the Breaking Bad universe intact and give us all the warm fuzzies. In other words, don’t Joey this thing, AMC.

The following five characters absolutely HAVE to make appearances in some form or another throughout the series. This is non-negotiable. At what scale is, but I’d make them all regulars, along with cameos by the guy who starts laser tag franchises (as portrayed by Jon Hamm).

More scenes like this and the possibility of riverdancing breaking out at any moment? Badger is a no-brainer.

OK, so Badger and Skinny Pete are pretty much a Lenny & Squiggy packaged deal, but the man knows how to announce himself even if he’s not so great at the spelling. Just think of all the wacky side adventures these two could get into in b-plots. Practically writes itself.

They should just write the spinoff show as a comedy. With that kind of a supporting cast it could be as good as Parks & Rec. Of course you’re going to need some attractive lady actresses if you want people to watch it.