After all, what male could ever hope to keep up with an EverReady Battery, and Consumers Power?

How do you compete with these big powerhouse vibrating dildos who stay erect and firm and never go limp? Plugged in the wall they'll go non stop for who knows how long-maybe until solar vibrators one day ensure endless orgasms.

You could say that theoretically there's not a man alivewho could hold his own against a vibrating dildo, but you'd be wrong!

You have to remember the male ego here. Males are NOT easily intimidated. I mean they can be overweight, out of shape, resemble Fred Flintstone, have brown teeth, bad breath, and smell of cigarette smoke, yet still see themselves as God's gift to womanhood.

But let's face it. Realistically, it's not hard to imagine that high-tech vibrators could hurt the average man's sexual self-esteem and diminish it. I had thoughtthis for a long time....

But no, that's NOT what happens.

It appears instead, that the male animal will always see his own flesh and blood cock as superior to the dildo.

But that doesn't mean he ignores technology or that he is foolish and won't use it to his ultimate long range advantage.

Unlike a women - no matter how big or how small a man is - no matter how long or short or skinny or fat - he most likely feels okay about himself just as he is.

And from that, he concludes everyone else should also.

Men can't help it, that's the way they are mentally equipped and IMO it is their most natural God given ability - their most admirable quality - their most secretly envied by women in general.

I say no man worth his salt will see high tech sex toys as a worthy competitor.

He will instead get the "old team spirit" going. And when that kicks in and takes over he turns into an "armed soldier" - a walking, talking lean - mean machine. Invincible!

Such empowered males can't be accused of things they said, but didn't really mean. With an arsenal of sex toys in their bed-stand drawer, they don't have to think twice about promising:

"Baby I'm gonna fuck you all night long!".

They can deliver.****************************************

Yes, the truth can now be told:

MEN LIKE SEX TOYS, MAYBE EVEN LOVE THEM!

Now that I think of it, why should I be so surprised?

Given a choice between a rake and a leaf blower mostmen (in my experience) would choose the leaf blower.

If you want to be further convinced, you could extend it right on out and ask any male if he or she had to choose one or the other, which one would be chosen:

An ordinary screw driver or a power screw driver? A riding lawn mover or a hand one? A rototiller or a shovel?

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A COMBO TV REMOTE & VIBRATOR?

Yes, it is an undeniable fact, that most men love power tools! And women who understand thisknow the best way to get ANY job done is to give herman the right tools for the job! What could bebetter than a combo home tool and vibrator?

HMMMMM. What about a combo TV remote in the shape of a dildo with a high powered vibrator, built in screw driver, bottle opener and secret compartment for rubbers?

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Okay. So what do we do with this enlightening revelation? I think we need to combine men's innate love of power tools with their love of sex and sex toys.

If we did that we could single handedly help turn the economy around by jump starting the home building market which would in turn be the beginning of the end our current economic recession.

So here's the deal. we contract with a tool manufacture in China to produce a line of practical home tools that double as sex toys. Then we market them in Home Depots- in their outdoor garden centers. (1)

Here we would establish portable "Sex Toy Museums" compete with a wine and cheese bars. Once a week we'd throw a party and get various wineries to come in and have a wine tasting party. Hot sexy male and female models would demonstrate all the duel purpose sex toys and tools.

When customers are ready for a new toy and want to give the old one a respectable "burial" he or she tags it with a history and then brings it in the store and trades it for an instant cash rebate on a new one.

This would perk up over-all building supply sales. News of such happenings would inevitably be picked up by national media which in turn would create even more sales.

Such a plan could also help end domestic disputes over males spending so much time aimlessly walking around tool departments. Now singles and couples could meet at (places like) Home Depot's for an after hours wine and cheese party to discuss the merits of the various tools. More progressive stores may even feature hot male and female models demonstrating in detail how each tool works.

Anyone for wine and cheese in the tool department?RSVP invitations will be extended to all V9 Members!