'Forbes' Contributes To 'Amercan' Illiteracy

We heard (but did not quite believe) that a recent issue of Forbes magazine contained a pretty significant cover typo, but a publicist confirms today. Those crazy capitalists misspelled "America" on "some of the covers of the November 26 issue." Says a source, "Every one of the top Forbes brass saw it, and they all missed the fact that the "i" was missing." Whoops!