When trying to think of ways to describe the magnitude of this giveaway, I immediately tossed the trendy but overused word 'epic' and looked for something different. Big wasn't big enough. F**king enormous would get me blocked, so I decided to go with a classic: HUGE. Or Frelling Huge. I can get away with that. How big is frelling huge? Take a look at the list of trashy prizes:

AND... the epicness (sorry, had to be done) doesn't end there. My most popular erotic romance novel, Tell Me You Want Me is only 99 cents at Amazon and Barnes & Noble all month long! Now tell me that doesn't deserve a massive celebration!