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A classic upgraded for destruction and mayhem!

Instantly recognizable, this classic sock monkey is sure to evoke fond memories of days gone by. Well, that is until you arm yourself with his cozy-wool covered simian body! Only then it will be too late...

That's right, this is no normal sock monkey! The Screaming Flying Sock Monkey is a 12" version of a classic plush upgraded for covert cubical warfare. His soft, little arms conceal twin Latex straps that convert him from cuddly nostalgia to office terror.

Don't believe us? As an experiment, we carried Screaming Flying Sock Monkey around the MegaPlex and without fail our little friend evoked a swell of smiles, which soon turned to tears as we gripped his little hands and yanked him into the "armed" mode. Upon release, his screams filled the air and sent people crashing under their desks for cover (and retaliatory wares).

Oh yes indeed, we're quite sure that this sock monkey will become the most precious weapon in your armory.

Product Specifications

For Ages 5 and Up (which means perfect for the office)

WARNING - Small parts - Not intended for children under 3 years of age.

Heavy-duty Latex straps concealed in each arm. If you're allergic to Latex, Screaming Flying Sock Monkey may not be for you.

12" Classic sock-monkey upgraded for destruction and mayhem!

Screams when launched, heightening confusion and terror

Hook and loop fasteners on his hands allow you to attach him in non-threatening, huggy poses, designed to fool your enemies and draw them closer

Warning: "Monkey may fly at high speeds. Aim away from people, pets, or breakable things."

This item has a random assortment of colors (Blue, Pink, Purple and Red). Our warehouse monkey will select the color for you.

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