Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Hinds County resident Kenny Bryant sued recording artist R. Kelly for alienation of affection in Hinds County Circuit Court on April 21. The case is assigned to Circuit Judge Jeff Weill. Mr. Kelly sang hits such as I Believe I Can Fly and If I Can Turn Back Time. He has sold over 40 million records in his career. The complaint is rather salacious in nature as it accuses Mr. Kelly of giving his wife chlymedia and having a sexual relationship with his wife that began a few months after they were married and continued for several years.
The complaint states Bryant and his wife, Asia Childress, were married on July 15, 2012 and lived "together happily" until Asia allegedly fell under the spell of R. Kelly. The complaint states:

13. Unknown to Bryant, R. Kelly became involved in an intimate extramarital relationship with Childress in October 2012, regularly communicated with Childress from October 2012 until present, and has had multiple in-person visits with Childress over this period of almost five years.14. R. Kelly has continued via telephone, text messagmg, and live visits with Childress in fostering her adulterous relationship, causing her to leave her marriage.....

22. R. Kelly has used telephone, text messaging, and live visits to communicate with Childress in the State of Mississippi to set up and conduct their adulterous relationship in various other places such as Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina, Florida and other states in order to lure Childress from the Plaintiff. See, for example, attached text messages between R. Kelly and Childress, attached hereto as Exhibit "A."23. Upon information and belief, Childress had an intimate relationship with R. Kelly prior to Plaintiffs marriage to Childress. Plaintiff was told that the relationship had ended. To Plaintiffs knowledge, it had ended.24. However, when Childress attended an R. Kelly concert in October 2012, a few months after Plaintiffs wedding date to Childress, Childress and R. Kelly re-commenced an intimate relationship.25. Thereafter, Childress did not have sexual relations with Plaintiff from October 2012 until February 2013. Childress was treated for chlamydia during this time period. Childress contracted this sexual disease from her extramarital relationship with R. Kelly.26. Childress continued to carry on an intimate relationship with R. Kelly behind the back of her husband, at one point even suggesting a move to Atlanta, Georgia, the ulterior motive of which was to foster her adulterous relationship with R. Kelly. See Exhibit A, for text messages where Childress expresses to R. Kelly the purpose of her move to Georgia.27. Childress's stated reason for wanting to move to Georgia was for her career. Plaintiff agreed to his wife's request, quit his good job in Mississippi, and moved to Atlanta.

Mr. Bryant accuses Mr. Kelly of using funds derived through various businesses to facilitate the adulterous relationship. For some strange reason, didn't seem to work out between Mr. Bryant and Ms. Childress when he gave her more chances to make things right:

28. However, Plaintiff was unable to find profitable employment in Atlanta.

29. The move to Georgia was financially ruinous for Plaintiff.

30. As a result of her adulterous relationship with R. Kelly, Childress endeavored to live a lifestyle that surpassed her economic abilities, and convinced Bryant to aid her in living beyond her means.

31. Each time R. Kelly would have a concert in a nearby state, Childress would disappear to unite with her lover. Time after time, R. Kelly cuckolded Bryant, with blatant disregard for Bryant's and Childress' vows. See, for example, Exhibit A, where R. Kelly instructs Childress to "cum."

32. Bryant tried every avenue to hold his marriage together, but his efforts could not prevail against R. Kelly's continued sexual overtures to Childress.

Several text messages are attached as an exhibit to the complaint. Ms. Childress professes her love for the star in the first one.

This fight is not going to be a boring one. Mr. Kelly performed Saturday night at the Mississippi Coliseum in downtown Jackson. The lawsuit was undoubtedly filed the day before so Mr. Kelly could be served while he was in Mississippi.

The complaint charges R. Kelly with tortious interference with the marriage and reckless infliction of emotional distress. Mr. Bryant seeks compensatory and punitive damages. Attorney Dorsey Carson represents Mr. Bryant. There is no divorce action filed by either spouse in Hinds County Chancery Court.

Looks like R isn't responding to her texts anymore (spaced strategically days apart as to not seem too needy). She's mad and is probably the one who thought up the lawsuit! Don't mess with a woman scorned.

PS I dialed the number at the top of the phone in the last picture and R. Kelly and I have a date next week!

Oh Lawt. One, the girl ain't that pretty. Two, she's just another groupie who got played by a "music star". (Girl, remember, they will always tell you they love you and want you....to get what they want. But I don't see any allegations that he ever asked you to leave your husband and marry him.) Or three, maybe it was Kelly who got set up and played himself....husband and wife agree to let wife have sex with Kelly and then fake breaking up so husband can sue Mr Kelly for alienation of affection only to have husband and wife later get back together after the big payday.) But hey, on the bright side, even if she doesn't get Kelly and doesn't get paid, at least she got chlamydia.

The tort of alienation of affections is nothing more than a legally-sanctioned extortion scheme. These suits are only used against rich and/ or famous defendants who don't want to deal with the bad press. The Mississippi Supreme Court or legislature should abolish it. I'll be waiting with bated breath.

Well, Kenny Bryant need to wake up and listen to some Geto Boys when they said in one of their oh so famous tunes, "Let a Ho, be a Ho!" 😂. The Ah Ra told y'all in one of his famous tunes, oh so crassly and boldly, "I'm A Flirt," in detail, how no man needs to be coming to him about how his lady loves him (R. Kelly). He boldly proclaims as well in that song, that no one should bring their "chick" to a club he's at because they'll both flirt! Wow. This stuff can't be made up! This is messy, yet hilarious!!! STDs, abandonment, affairs, adultety, lusts... 💯

I think 9:19 nailed it. This is extortion. Asia's move to Atlanta left her broke so she and her husband decide to sue in a pathetic money grab. There is a reason almost every other state has gotten rid of this tort.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything). Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up. In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!