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latest 20 quotes from the quote databaseenSat, 25 May 2019 07:53:20 -0700Openqdb (PHP/5.6.40)http://backend.userland.com/rssquote #3854 (score 87.4999%)<pre></pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3854
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3854quote #3853 (score 87.1795%)<pre>&lt; incog&gt; its also george orwell's 110th birthday, where is the doodle google<br />
&lt; teratoma&gt; lol<br />
&lt; ScheisseGern&gt; the doodle<br />
&lt; ScheisseGern&gt; is the google logo</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3853
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3853quote #3852 (score 91.6667%)<pre>&lt;incog&gt; the relationships ive had that were first online actually lasted the longest too now that i think about it<br />
&lt;hex&gt; what site did you meet NI girl on<br />
&lt;incog&gt; msn chat, she was an op<br />
&lt;incog&gt; i was a troll<br />
&lt;zybl0re&gt; can I make it any more obvious</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3852
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3852quote #3851 (score 83.7838%)<pre>&lt;Winkie&gt; but i actually pronounce letters in words<br />
&lt;Winkie&gt; so northern people think i'm from the south</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3851
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3851quote #3850 (score 89.4737%)<pre>&lt;gudrow2&gt; I'm still undecided as to whether my boss' discovery of ted.com was good or horrible<br />
&lt;gudrow2&gt; the horrible thing is that i generally have to sit through at least one ted video at every staff meeting<br />
&lt;gudrow2&gt; the good thing is that the ted videos take the place of my having to listen to the other idiot dipshits work themselves into a lather</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3850
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3850quote #3849 (score 91.6667%)<pre>&lt;incog&gt; my first job was in retail and sorting out the ordering system<br />
&lt;incog&gt; asda/wal*mart has a sat link in every store<br />
&lt;incog&gt; there are also hidden timed jingles that the inform the workers to start other jobs, in the uk they would play ant &amp; dec's lets get ready to rumble at 5pm<br />
&lt;incog&gt; this informs floor staff to clear the shelves of empty boxes<br />
&lt;incog&gt; so it looks cleaner for the tea time after work shoppers<br />
&lt;incog&gt; btw, the ordering system is p whack, the terminals used are just bogstandard pc's w/ windows and some terminal emulation for the telxon shits<br />
&lt;incog&gt; and due to thefts, shrinkage and non-scans you would see -1 inventory on junk<br />
&lt;incog&gt; the system would just start ordering forever on a -1<br />
&lt;incog&gt; so my job was to clean those -1's out<br />
&lt;hex&gt; so you were a database constraint</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3849
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3849quote #3848 (score 86.8421%)<pre>&lt; popeye&gt; i remember when i visited my brother and him and all his roommates were talking about how &quot;hot&quot; hermione had gotten in the movies (this was around <br />
the 5th movie)<br />
&lt; popeye&gt; and i got this nervous look when they asked me<br />
&lt; popeye&gt; cause my real answer was i thought she was hotter in the first 2 movies</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3848
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3848quote #3847 (score 91.892%)<pre>&lt;@incog&gt; Her tight brown-eye opened wide and a mass as thick as a cardboard tube<br />
&lt;@incog&gt; nigga ive seen cardboard tubes of all sizes<br />
&lt;@incog&gt; you are the worst poowriter ive ever seen<br />
&lt; popeye&gt; yeah<br />
&lt; popeye&gt; i could do better<br />
&lt; vxp&gt; and probably have</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3847
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3847quote #3846 (score 92.5%)<pre>&lt;popeye&gt; poop on me<br />
&lt;incog&gt; f u mudblood<br />
&lt;incog&gt; i dont poop for free<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; that sounds like a potential fanfic hermione scat humiliation fantasy<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; Warnings: Defecation, Desperation, Farting, Pantypoop, Urination, Wetting<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; Hermione is Bursting! by Poowrite Rated: Y [Reviews - 7]<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; at least his pen name is very appropriate<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; poowrite sounds like some kind of linux utility on sourceforge<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; linux always has apps with names like &quot;assbutt&quot; &quot;shitwanker&quot; and &quot;emacs&quot;</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3846
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3846quote #3845 (score 89.4737%)<pre>&lt;ScheisseGern&gt; mao do you have &quot;Life Coach&quot;es in russia<br />
&lt;incog&gt; they are called travel agents</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3845
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3845quote #3844 (score 91.6667%)<pre>&lt;zybl0re&gt; I might get into the UAV biz<br />
&lt;zybl0re&gt; for pipeline monitoring<br />
&lt;zybl0re&gt; and bombing browns<br />
&lt;incog&gt; by bombing browns you mean preemptive pipeline monitoring</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3844
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3844quote #3843 (score 86.8422%)<pre>&lt;@Meepsheep&gt; im still searching for a new girl to stalk<br />
&lt;@Meepsheep&gt; well i have one irl<br />
&lt;@Meepsheep&gt; but im not sure im that into her<br />
&lt;@Pee&gt; lol<br />
&lt;@Pee&gt; oti &gt; irl obviously<br />
&lt;@Meepsheep&gt; p much<br />
&lt;@Pee&gt; 2d &gt; 3d<br />
&lt;@Pee&gt; obviously<br />
&lt;@Meepsheep&gt; why cant i just<br />
&lt;@Meepsheep&gt; meet a nice otaku girl irl</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3843
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3843quote #3842 (score 91.8919%)<pre>&lt;popeye&gt; Ask Slashdot: Supporting &quot;Antique&quot; Software?<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; sure<br />
&lt;popeye&gt; just install debian</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3842
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3842quote #3841 (score 83.3333%)<pre>&lt;incog&gt; the more i read and watch the more i think that out of all the exabytes of internet content, the good stuff could fit on just one dvd</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3841
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3841quote #3840 (score 88.8889%)<pre>&lt;incog&gt; i have a few jammers, one i always carry around with me as its also a tiny universal remote<br />
&lt;incog&gt; the one i carry with me is smaller than a cc, only has 7 buttons but full functionality and runs off a coin battery<br />
&lt;incog&gt; its decent for fucking around with the tv's in pubs/bars<br />
&lt;incog&gt; and in hotels as they rent out the remotes at extra cost and the tv's dont have external buttons<br />
&lt;looc&gt; did not read<br />
&lt;incog&gt; i dont require you to<br />
&lt;looc&gt; did not imply you did <br />
&lt;vxp&gt; i read it all<br />
&lt;looc&gt; he didnt require you to<br />
&lt;vxp&gt; did not imply he did<br />
&lt;looc&gt; did not imply that you implied anything of the sort<br />
&lt;vxp&gt; ^^^ not reading this<br />
&lt;looc&gt; did not require you to</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3840
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3840quote #3839 (score 89.1892%)<pre>&lt;@incog&gt; i was having mouse problems a while back, cursor moving on its own, so i farted around with it<br />
&lt;@incog&gt; and noticed i had another wireless mouse connected<br />
&lt;@incog&gt; grabbed it off the floor<br />
&lt;@incog&gt; and a spider had been living under the gap as it was raised at one side<br />
&lt;@incog&gt; and it moving had been moving my cursor</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3839
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3839quote #3838 (score 89.4738%)<pre>&lt;@Meepsheep&gt; im getting this terrible feeling that the girl im stalkign might be fat or something</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3838
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3838quote #3837 (score 89.4737%)<pre>&lt;nop&gt; arrested development starts tomorrow and it will suck<br />
&lt;vxp&gt; if only you'd been there to warn us when futurama series 6 arrived</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3837
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3837quote #3836 (score 86.1111%)<pre></pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3836
http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3836quote #3835 (score 89.4737%)<pre>&lt;@infid3l[eMo]&gt; i spent the last 1.5hrs tracking down this girl who gave me a handjob in a movie theatre 6yrs ago<br />
&lt;@infid3l[eMo]&gt; i should probably open w/ an apology</pre>http://lolqdb.buttes.org//?3835
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