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My friend always said, to plan the streets in Boston, they just followed the paths cows walked down. After the invention of planes and helicoptors, they went up, saw what their streets looked like and remarked, "Man, cows walk stupid..."

Notice something odd about that picture, though? Under normal circumstances, all of the cars to the right of the dividing fence ought to be facing away from the camera and showing their brake lights instead of their headlights.