Magician/shoplifter pulls a ludicrous amount of meat out of his pants.

Some guy at an unknown location was either stocking up for the apocalypse or a really fun barbecue given the amount of meat he tried to get at a store. Unfortunately, he had to cancel his plans as he had no intention of actually paying for the ribs and his other selections of meats. Instead, the man was trying to smuggle them out of his pants, which were conveniently sized for maximum thievery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP2BwOMw71Q

Guess the third time wasn't the charm for this meat-lifter. Whoever caught him has some nice detective skills since from the video, at least, the wannabe thief seemed to do a very good job of disguising all that meat he was packing.

If this guy is that desperate for cash he should look into becoming a magician. Or maybe he is a real wizard? This is like that stupid ribbon trick but actually mind blowing.