Sometime in 2006, I made the mistake of signing up for Verizon DSL. I curse the day I ever considered going with Verizon. It was a year- lease plan, and that was fine because I was also locked into a year's lease in my apt. At the time of signing up, they offered me games and a whole bunch of complete nonsense I didn't want. NO! I insisted, but the rep pressured me to take them risk-free. The get the fool to shut-up, I said fine! I'll take the god-forsaken games and so-called security' package, and then I'll quit it after the free trial. Well, that rep destroyed my credit by insisting that I take that 'free' trial. I hate you Verizon! I'll create a robot to kick you into cyberspace! It turns out, that when I cancelled the service on Dec. 31 at midnight. That was 12 months I was on their service, correct? Not correct? Let's see what the good judge says about that. I had their DSL from the morning of Jan. 1, 2006 and cancelled at 0:01, Jan 1 2007. If you can't see that was a complete year, then you have to go back to 3rd grade math class. Verizon, on the other hand, doesn't have the brain of a 7-year-old, and cannot attend that math class because of brainlessness.

Verizon malfunctioned a year or so later by stating that I had their service for 11 months and not 12. They said something about how my service 'changed' in February. It was because of that con-deal that I never wanted. I don't even play games! I could give a flying hoot about security! This was completely insane and they should be put on Depakote for life because of it. They billed me $500 or some ridiculous amount after I found a new address. Why is this even legal? Well, I paid them their illegal charge, but they didn't close the bill. They sent me the bill again, as if I never paid them. WTF! This is so Twilight Zone. They wrongfully billed me in the first place, and I paid them anyway, like I'm some kind of philanthropist.

To this day, I've never been able to get an apartment or anything. My parents cosigned to get me my first apartment. After Verizon shoved their DSL modem up my rear, I've been moving place-to-place over 55 times. I need my own place! I a normal in a crazy land. Help me find the normal people so I can live with them happily ever after -- please!!!!

The rep didn't hold a gun to your head. YOU said yes. Maybe if mommy and daddy didn't hold your hand so much you would better understand the concept of personal responsibility. YOU screwed your credit by accepting a deal and not canceling during the trial. Unlike some of the people on this site who have legitimate complaints yours is childish whining. Suck it up and pay your bills, dipshit.