Internet Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

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The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
– Abraham Lincoln

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When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

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Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

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Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

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Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj

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That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

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Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!