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Today’s Reason To Drink

A very good friend of mine — who is one half of “the meatballs,” as some people refer to us as — just said to me that in 2017, she’d like to do more day drinking instead of staying out so late. I think that is one of the best ideas she’s ever had, and she has a lot of ideas, all the time.

Why is this such a good idea? Let me count the ways …

No covers.

No lines.

No drunk douchebags.

No crowds.

Drinks are usually cheaper.

Hangovers will be less because we will get plenty of sleep and consume lots of water before bed.