oh, great. rules.

27 October 2016

Me: Saurus, why is there grass in the coffee pot?Saurus: I’s-a making soup special for you!Me: Ah. But why did you make it in the coffee pot? And when did you go outside to get grass?!Saurus: Because it stay HOT and I go-ed last morning to get it for a yummy snack special for you!Me: Well alright then, that was very thoughtful, but next time let’s make soup in something other than the coffee pot. And maybe tell me before you go outside next time too.Saurus: Oh, great. Rules.

I run a tight ship.

But here’s to your Thursday: may there be no grass in your coffee and may your day be filled with apple pie cupcakes. And thankfully, cupcakes have very few (if any) rules. Because, y’all. There’s apple pie IN this cupcake. Like take an apple pie and put a cupcake around it. Or take a cupcake and then fill it with delicious, cinnamon-y apple goop and put some ice cream on top. And then pick the grass out of your coffee and enjoy that sucker. And then have another. Because apple pie is fantastic and cupcakes are also fantastic and together, they’re mind-blowing. And have I mentioned that they’re made with hard cider?! Because yeah. No rules.