...k, "But daddy doesn't have time
to help you get your cat from the evil monkey.""So
what do I do?"Zack
hands Maddie a monkey wrench."Here.
Go nuts," he said as Maddie ran upstairs chasing the monkey back
into Chris's room."Are
you sure you should do that?" asked Cleveland, "Because
that doesn't seem like good parenting to me, and you know how the man
feels about bad parenting even though they'll put a child into a
foster home where the parenting is ten times worse than the parenting
they got from their original home.""Just
wait," said Zack, "I know what I'm doing."Suddenly
loud crashing and vulgar swear words could be heard upstars with
monkey screams as everyone but Zack was getting worried looks on
their faces. Madeline comes downstairs with her stuffed cat Chip and
is covered in what looks like blood."What
did you just do, Madeline?" asked Peter in horror, "You
didn't...""Huh?
No, he just wanted me to smash a watermelon for him," said
Maddie as she pulled out a watermelon rind and left the room, "He
wasn't really evil. Just misunderstood.""Okay.
Anyway, I know exactly how to get more customers," said
Quagmire, "How about a strip bar?""Actually,
I was thinking that we can turn the bar into a family resteraunt,"
said Zack, "That should get a wider range of customers and we'll
still...