Rumsfeld wrote:Tells you wot Doc, if we win the cup this year I will be so happy that I'll gladly let you select a sig of your choosing for noble Rumsfeld.... permanently.

If, however, we fail to win the cup this year.... you must grow a goatee, actually leave the house with it and walk around in public. No shaving said goatee for a month. A cruel price in 2013 to be sure, but there have to be consequences for failing to deliver on such a bold prediction.

I won't blame you for refusing, those are some serious stakes. I mean, a goatee? Holy shit.

Rumsfeld wrote:Tells you wot Doc, if we win the cup this year I will be so happy that I'll gladly let you select a sig of your choosing for noble Rumsfeld.... permanently.

If, however, we fail to win the cup this year.... you must grow a goatee, actually leave the house with it and walk around in public. No shaving said goatee for a month. A cruel price in 2013 to be sure, but there have to be consequences for failing to deliver on such a bold prediction.

I won't blame you for refusing, those are some serious stakes. I mean, a goatee? Holy shit.