This Is a Great Example of How NOT to Have Sex in Public

But not like this: One couple recently got caught getting busy on THE FLOOR OF A MCDONALD'S BATHROOOM. A place which ranks pretty high on our list of unsexiest locales to have sex ever.

The incident does beget a teachable moment, however, in reminding us that not all public places to have sex are created equal. Sure, there might be something kinky and sordid about stripping down in a greasy fast food joint, swathed in the aroma of delicious golden fries. (As the all-knowing George Constanza once proselytized, combining food and sex is pretty much the most genius thing ever.)

But when you mix in a grubby, smelly bathroom, the appeal of doing the deed at Mickey D's plummets. Then add some screaming kids in the playplace and you've officially killed our lady boners. (Yeah, thanks.)

So, if you're going to do the nasty all out in the open, choose your location wisely. Really wanna get busy in a bathroom? Choose a swank hotel or restaurant that has a private (and clean) one—with a lock. Want to up the "getting caught" factor without freaking out families and little kids? Try a semi-secluded section of a beach, a park with some tall bushes, or, heck, just get it on in your own backyard. (A roof top deck, if you have one, would also be majorly hot.)