Share 'Garrison Keillor: Don't Mess with Christmas'

Garrison Keillor, of Public Radio fame, offered the following rant on Slate.com:
I've just come from Cambridge, that beehive of brilliance, where nerds don't feel self-conscious: There's always someone nerdier nearby. If you are the World's Leading Authority on the mating habits of the jabberwock beetle of the Lesser Jujube Archipelago, you can take comfort in knowing that the pinch-faced drone…