OTTAWA – Researchers say they have located the world's oldest stash of marijuana, in a tomb in a remote part of China.

The cache of cannabis is about 2,700 years old and was clearly cultivated for psychoactive purposes," rather than as fibre for clothing or as food, says a research paper in the Journal of Experimental Botany.

The 789 grams of dried cannabis was buried alongside a light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man, likely a shaman of the Gushi culture, near Turpan in northwestern China.

I figure it was a surfer from the future who got sucked through a time vortex at sea. why else would the Shaman always want to be laid back and not fight about shit. they justed wanted to kick it and be cool.
tell the arcioligest types to search for decomposed styrofoam & fiberglass :)