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If someone slips on a rolling pin, who's the MURDERER?!

I didn't actually kill the guy. While it was my foot/hand that touched the pin and caused it to tip, it was gravity who then took over, and caused it to tip completely, fall down, and roll. So go blame gravity.

I say its the tree that grew the wood to form that pin. But then.....who planted that tree..
Nature did it.
But the tree is a part of nature...
So the tree did it....
But nature planted the tree...

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Originally Posted by Mark XD

no no no meng, thats not tru, God wants you to eat vegetables, so you will live, satan wants you to examine it forever, so you will never get an answer and die of starvation and go to hell
forgive me, but i'm question your intelligence nish

Blame science, since it created the big bang, and the big bang created galaxies, and galaxies created solar systems, which created planets and stars, which created the Earth, which then created life, and that life created a tree, in which that tree was then chopped down for wood, which the wood is then used as a bowling pin, and then the bowling pin is placed randomly in a remote location, which happens to be in the middle of a busy sidewalk, which then someone slips on the bowling pin, and thus.. gravity causes that person to fall down, to where they potentially die. And what causes gravity you ask? SCIENCE!!