In
an even bolder move, it is now revealed, Israel will withdraw its
settlers from communities beyond the settlement blocs—and relocate
them at least temporarily to Ukraine.

Ukraine
made this arrangement on the basis of historic ties and in exchange
for desperately needed military assistance against Russia. This
surprising turn of events had an even more surprising origin:
genetics, a field in which Israeli
scholars have long excelled”.

“It
is well known that, sometime in the eighth to ninth centuries, the
Khazars, a warlike Turkic people, converted to Judaism and ruled over
a vast domain in what became southern Russia and Ukraine. What
happened to them after the Russians destroyed that empire around the
eleventh century has been a mystery. Many have speculated that the
Khazars became the ancestors of Ashkenazi Jews.

The
Khazar Empire, from M. J-H. Schnitzler’s map of The Empire of
Charlemagne and that of the Arabs, (Strasbourg, 1857)

Arabs
have long cited the Khazar hypothesis in attempts to deny a Jewish
historical claim to the land of Israel. During the UN debate over
Palestine Partition, Chaim
Weizmann responded,
sarcastically: “lt is very strange. All my life I have been a Jew,
felt like a Jew, and I now learn that I am a Khazar.” In a more
folksy vein, Prime Minister Golda Meir famously said: “Khazar,
Schmazar. There is no Khazar people. I knew no Khazars In Kiev. Or
Milwaukee. Show me these Khazars of whom you speak.”

Contrarian
Hungarian ex-communist and scientist Arthur Koestler brought the
Khazar hypothesis to a wider audience with The
Thirteenth Tribe
(1976), in the hope that disproving a common Jewish “racial”
identity would end antisemitism. Clearly, that hope has not been
fulfilled. Most recently, left-wing Israeli historian Shlomo Sand’s
The
Invention of the Jewish People
took Koestler’s thesis in a direction he had not intended, arguingthat
because Jews were a religious community descended from converts they
do not constitute a nation or need a state of their own. Scientists,
however, dismissed the Khazar hypothesis because the
genetic evidence did not add up.

Until
now. In 2012, Israeli researcher Eran Elhaik published a study
claiming to prove that Khazar ancestry is the single largest element
in the Ashkenazi gene pool. Sand declared himself vindicated, and
progressive organs such as Haaretz
and The
Forward
trumpeted the results.

Israel
seems finally to have thrown in the towel. A blue-ribbon team of
scholars from leading research institutions and museums has just
issued a secret report to the government, acknowledging that European
Jews are in fact Khazars. (Whether this would result in yet
another proposal to revise the words to “Hatikvah”
remains to be seen.) At first sight, this would seem to be the worst
possible news, given the Prime Minister’s relentless insistence on
the need for Palestinian recognition of Israel as a “Jewish state”
and the stagnation of the peace talks. But others have underestimated
him at their peril. An aide quipped, when life hands you an etrog,
you build a sukkah.

Speaking
off the record, he explained, “We first thought that admitting we
are really Khazars was one way to get around Abbas’s insistence
that no
Jew can remain in a Palestinian state.
Maybe we were grasping at straws. But when he refused to accept that,
it forced us to think about more creative solutions. The
Ukrainian invitation for the Jews to return was a godsend.
Relocating all the settlers within Israel in a short time would be
difficult for reasons of logistics and economics. We certainly don’t
want another fashlan
like the expulsion of the settlers in the Gaza Hitnatkut
[disengagement].

Speaking
on deep background, a well-placed source in intelligence circles
said: “We’re not talking about all
the Ashkenazi Jews going back to Ukraine. Obviously that is not
practical. The press as usual exaggerates and sensationalizes; this
is why we need military censorship.”

Khazaria
2.0?

All Jews who wish
to return would be welcomed back without condition as citizens, the
more so if they take part in the promised infusion of massive Israeli
military assistance, including troops, equipment, and construction of
new bases.

If
the initial transfer works, other West Bank settlers would be
encouraged to relocate to Ukraine, as well. After Ukraine, bolstered
by this support, reestablishes control over all its territory, the
current Autonomous Republic of Crimea would once again become an
autonomous Jewish domain.
The small-scale successor to the medieval empire of Khazaria (as the
peninsula, too, was once known) would be called, in Yiddish,
Chazerai.”

the
Khazar Empire, map of Europe in the Age of Charles the Great, from
Karl von Spruner, _Historisch-geographischer Hand-Atlas_ (Gotha,
1854)

kirwan:
One wonders if the current occupants of Ukraine including Crimea
would have anything to do with turning back the clock to the eighth
or ninth century. If so then that would set a major precedent for
thousands of peoples around the planet to also decide to reverse the
clock and claim their supposed ‘right to return’ to places in
which none of them have ever lived: Especially if they want to return
as Israeli’s apparently now want to, by displacing the existing
population—just as they did to the Palestinians!

““As
you know,” the spokesman continued, “the Prime Minister has said
time and again: we are a proud and ancient people whose history here
goes back 4,000 years. The same is true of the Khazars: just back in
Europe and not quite as long. But look at the map: the Khazars did
not have to live within ‘Auschwitz borders.’”

no
“Auschwitz borders”: the great extent of the Khazar Empire (pink,
at right) is readily apparent in this map of Europe circa 800, by
Monin (Paris, 1841). Compare with Charlemagne’s empire (pink, at
left)

“As
the Prime Minister has said, no one will tell Jews where they may or
may not live on the historic territory of their existence as a
sovereign people. He is willing to make painful sacrifices for peace,
even if that means giving up part of our biblical homeland in Judea
and Samaria. But then you have to expect us to exercise our
historical rights somewhere else. We decided this will be on the
shores of the Black Sea, where we were an autochthonous people for
more than 2000 years. Even the great non-Zionist historian Simon
Dubnow said we had the right to colonize Crimea.
It’s in all the history books. You can look it up.””

kirwan:
“The
Right to Colonize” should have been formally written out of
existence with the creation of the U.N., but was not. Meanwhile we
should not forget how Palestine became “the chosen target”. In
the time before the Balfour Agreement, Palestine was the only place
on earth that accepted Jews without regard to their status elsewhere
on the earth. Jews were less than 10% of Israel, when it became the
target of the Jewish takeover of Palestine. The Jews that had been
welcomed into Palestine were treated fairly and honestly, they were
no different, than were any other people who came to live and prosper
in Palestine. The Jews lived there and integrated into the society
even intermarrying with Palestinians: And contemporary Israel repaid
that kindness by slaughtering the Palestinians for the last 66 years,
non-stop!

“We’d
like to think of it as sort of a homeland-away-from-home,” added
the anonymous intelligence source. “Or the original one,” he said
with a wink. “After all, Herzl wrote about the Old-New
Land,
didn’t he? And the transition shouldn’t be too difficult for the
settlers because, you know, they’ll still get to feel as if they
are pioneers: experience danger, construct new housing, carry
weapons. The women can continue to wear scarves on their heads, and
the food won’t be very different from what they already eat.”

A veteran Middle
East journalist said: “It’s problematic, but in a perverse way,
brilliant. In one fell swoop, Bibi has managed to confound friend and
foe alike. He’s put the ball back in the Palestinians’ court and
relieved the pressure from the Americans without actually making any
real concessions.

Meanwhile,
by lining up with the Syrian rebels and Ukraine, as well as Georgia
and Azerbaijan, he compensates for the loss of the Turkish alliance
and puts pressure on both Assad and Iran. And the
new Cypriot-Israeli gas deal
props up Ukraine and weakens the economic leverage of both the
Russians and the Gulf oil states. Just brilliant.””

kirwan:
That last bit is believed in by only the most desperate Israeli’s.
So now that the Jews have given us another history lesson, what will
Putin and Russia have to say about all this: Especially given the
10,000 heavily armed mercenaries that are leaving Hungry to attack
Ukraine which should be getting under way within just hours?

Moreover given the fact
of the massive slaughter of the Palestinians, by the same Jews that
now want to emigrate again: How many of them will be forced to face
tribunals in the Hague for the crimes they have already committed
during the 66 years of their genocide and the slaughter of the
population of Palestine? Who will pay for all that stolen land? Who
will be compensated and how many will be hung for crimes against
humanity—before emigrating to the country that is also supposedly
theirs because their ancestors once lived there!

Just
because the Jews have decided to invade Ukraine and other nations,
what exactly gives them or anyone else the right to simply return to
any place where hundreds of years ago their ancestor’s once
prospered? Especially without first paying for all the massive crimes
they did by doing what the Jews did to Palestine not to mention all
those other countries that Israel has attacked during the 66 years of
literal hell, that Israel has put the entire world through, just
because of what they have said is “a right” by heritage and
history”!

Because
if that’s true then contemporary borders around the world will need
to revert all the way back to whatever is deemed to be convenient for
those who are choosing to re-write history, just to suit their
fantasies, without any consideration of what they’ve already done
in their present place of residence!

Just like the very
existence of Israel today, this is total crap that goes beyond the
ability of words to even begin to describe this arrogantly outrageous
hubris which has no place in anything that even claims to be
civilized.