A review, and a few words

Because I like a little absurdity. This is a sort of mini-issue of the bugzine, posted for Valentine’s Day. There are three short-shorts, of which I am not generally fond, but this sort of thing is one of the cases when short is best.

"So the mess hall will need to get cleared out, and we'll need to keep any specific area we're currently working on clear--for example, the rudder control--but we can house people there in relative safety."

"Thank you, Mr. Metzger. One last thing before I let you return to the task at hand: please define 'relative safety.'"

Metzger grinned up at Deadbeef. "This is the Grey Perl," he said.

To which nothing else needed to be added.

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Edit: I accidentally ended up writing a little bit more of pirates tonight, after intending to knock off for the night. So. Updated stats: