The Confederacy of Atlantifornia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.561 billion Atlantifornians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Atlantifornian economy, worth 70.7 trillion dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,295 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Atlantifornia, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atlantifornia's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.