"So, Guile, you clearly broke the car. You clearly broke those barrels in the warehouse, yet dared to claim disability from a workplace accident. You're under arrest for fraud, and I dare you to have the audacity to try and break these cuffs."

wow, I never got that many negative points before! Finally I'm getting noticed, thank you ytmnd users! Also, thank you hidden-comment-feature for making people curious about comments that they normally would skip right over.
also faived.

As the ascension of chaos culminates to the slow but steady annihilation of eternity, it is good to have a "lol" every now and then. Thank you. You can have my virginity...if you can find it. Not sure where I left it.