A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
on backwards. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a Priest, said:
'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied:
'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar
like that.'
The priest looked up from his book
and answered:
'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said:
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear
his collar that way!'
The Priest, getting impatient, said:
'I am the Father of hundreds'
and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said:
'Maybe you should wear a condom and
your pants backwards instead of your
collar'.