1.
ASYENS: Hey, can I have your IP?
SportieAZNchic1337: Oh, sure! It's 12.392.272.438. Why do you need it.
SportieAZNchic1337: This is why I need it.
SportieAZNchic1337: WTF! You did not just hceat me! BITCH. D:<

2.
Immalilmage: Hey guys, look at this new glitch I found on the server!
Classicthief: Wtf? Stop hceating. D:<