“In all honesty this article needs to be rewritten and kind of sucks ass!”

~ A sane person on this completely insane article.

Have you doubts about your emosexuality? People criticize your hair because it covers your eyes and don’t you understand why? Don’t worry, now you can resolve these problems with the new, patented (I’d wish it that way) and revolutionary Emo-Test TM:

Without further ado, here’s the test. Write the results in your feeble arms in a paper or a word processor.

Before beginning, make sure to not look like this happy character. Otherwise don't the test.