Thom, I know this is off topic, but I'd really like to read something on this site without a reference to unicorns. The whole thing is tired, and wasn't really ever funny to begin with. Are you like 12?

It was the saddest and most boring movie I ever saw. I haven't seen it in 28 years, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to again, without the ability to fast forward or stop. But I don't know maybe your unicorn-itis will be cured, or sated, or embiggened.