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Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.

When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.

Using information gleaned from the blatantly set-up
underwear bomber patsy Umar Abdul Muttalab, intelligence chiefs have
assured us that their bosses will stage another terror attack in the
U.S. within the next three to six months.

“According to the nation’s intelligence chiefs, a
terror attack in the United States will likely be launched within the
next six months, reports WLS.

“ABC News has learned some of the intelligence has come from the accused Christmas Day bomber,” states the report.

Despite the fact that the official story behind the
Christmas Day bombing has been discredited beyond all recognition, the
establishment is still constantly invoking it as yet another reason for
Americans to obediently line up for naked body scans in fear of
whatever boogeyman is being waved in front of their faces this week.

Since federal and state authorities apparently now consider
libertarians, Ron Paul supporters, gun owners and basically anyone with
two brain cells left to rub together as potential domestic terrorists,
whatever tricks they do decide to pull over the next six months will
undoubtedly be used to tighten the screws against American dissidents
that they have consistently characterized as extremist threats.

Authorities last week quietly reversed the official
story behind the Christmas Day underwear bomber attack and acknowledged
that an accomplice was involved, despite weeks of denial and derision
of eyewitness Kurt Haskell’s description of a sharp-dressed man who
helped Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab board Flight 253 in Amsterdam.

Detroit lawyer Kurt Haskell maintained from the beginning that he
saw a well-dressed Indian man aid the accused bomber to board the plane
despite the fact that he had no passport and was on a terror watch list.

“While Mutallab was poorly dressed, his friend was dressed in an
expensive suit, Haskell said. He says the suited man asked ticket
agents whether Mutallab could board without a passport. “The guy said,
‘He’s from Sudan and we do this all the time,’” reported the Michigan Live news website.

FBI agents interviewed Haskell and he told them about the
sharp-dressed man but officials refused to admit that a wider
conspiracy was at hand, stoically maintaining the official story that Abdulmutallab had acted alone. Authorities claimed that videotapes did not show a second man accompanying Abdulmutallab and yet they refused to release any footage of the alleged bomber.

There seems little doubt that Abdulmutallab
had at least one accomplice if not more. Authorities have remained
silent on other eyewitness reports which described a man intently
filming the alleged terrorist throughout the whole flight, a connection
that strongly suggests the attempted bomber was involved in some kind
of drill and that his strings were being pulled by people in more
senior positions.

The ludicrous spectacle of long-deceased boogeyman
Osama bin Laden apparently claiming responsibility for the attempted
attack last weekend only confirmed that a fairytale was being contrived
which was totally at odds with what eyewitnesses described.

The glaringly obvious truth that Mutallab was at best a
patsy and at worst an informant who was duped into believing he was
involved in a drill renders fraudulent any supposed information
attributed to him, specifically the notion that America faces the
threat of another terrorist attack from anyone other than the only
entity that always benefits from such attacks – the military-industrial
complex itself.

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Hundreds of terror suspects (read: patsies and mental
deficients) have been convicted in civilian federal courts, including
convicted shoe bomber Richard Reid who attended the Finsbury Park
Mosque in North London. The Finsbury imam at the time was Abu Hamza al-Masri who began working with British Security Services in 1997.
A large number of the supposed terrorists convicted in American courts
were entrapped by the FBI in classic COINTELPRO fashion and did not
have links to the CIA-created al-Qaeda. The entrapped were often fuzzy
on al-Qaeda or what it represents.

In 2009, supposed terrorists in New York
were so reluctant to participate in an FBI arranged undercover
operation they had to be enticed with piles of cash, gifts, and bags of
marijuana.

In the media lauded Miami terror case in 2007, the supposed
ringleader Narseal “Prince Marina” Batiste “had heard of Al-Qaeda, but
wasn’t sure what it stood for. The FBI instigators made Batiste swear
loyalty to al-Qaida; then had him call on his local buddies to form an
‘Islamic army’ in Miami. None had military training. Some could barely
read. But Batiste assured the group in the midst of its collective
marijuana buzz of greatness ahead,” writes Saul Landau.

During the Senate “terror assessment hearing,” National Intelligence
Director Dennis Blair also warned of the growing cyber threat, saying
computer-related attacks have become “dynamic and malicious.”

Blair warned the United States faces a “cyber Pearl Harbor” that
will have devastating consequences for America’s technological
infrastructure. Blair said an increasingly sophisticated group of
enemies has “severely threatened” the country’s information systems and
he said the recent cyber attacks against Google should be treated as a
“wake up call,” reports Channel 4 News.

The government also expects us to believe the sophisticated and
coordinated attack occurring on September 11, 2001, was also the work
of medieval terrorists located in remote caves. It was never explained
how Osama bin Laden made NORAD stand down.

Likewise, Blair does not tell us how al-Qaeda will take down the
most advanced and complex computer networks in the world, presumably
from the backwaters of Pakistan’s tribal region.

It's coming, folks. The bankers who hired criminal elements of the Pentagon to carry out 9-11 under cover of the re-scheduled Global Guardian exercise are going to go for a game-changer. They're losing. Their days are numbered. Their arrests are imminent. They know this.

They WILL stage another event in order to provide cover to their criminal assets over at United States to declare martial law.

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