Wednesday, November 23, 2005

$5k can don't do NS

Wah lao, I down there very pain like fuck, man. Should not have listen to Karen. Now I cannot even walk properly.

Horse pain can excuse army or not? Hahahahaha!!!

But I heard got some fucker siam NS only kena $5000 fine only? He is some world class pianist, last time go oversea to play piano, never come back to do army, now want to come back Singapore. Come back go army court only kena fine $5000!!!!

KNNBCCB!!!!

Normal people like this siam army sure is kena $5000 orh gong and the three year jail one!

Somemore he now come back to Singapore like is a KNN music hero!

Be world class pianist can pay $5000 siam NS and reservist, be world class penis can downgrade or not? Cheebye!!!!

Singapore gahmen is got one law for normal people like me and you, and got another law for the special, the rich and the got power one. You is world class pianist and you siam army now you want to come back see your mother father because they lao liao cannot fly to England, ok ok come back to Singapore we only orh gong you $5k.

KNN I got friend who run away from army go oversea study, their mother father die already he also cannot come back see them. Come back will go jail. Cheebye.

Singapore is liddat one. If you is world class pianist, or world class student, or world class son of world class father, you can siam NS, or can become instant General, or can even take drug no need go jail or kena hang. And those instant General can become CEO of gahmen company never mind he never do any lan cheow business before. These General never even sell cha kuay teow before, but can use eye power and be big company boss.

Some instant General can even become CEO of Singapore!!! Lucky that one is smart one, not like the gahmen company generals.

But if you is only low class chao beng karaoke king, or low class fail exam student, or low class son of no class father, you will do reservist as chao corporal until you die.

If I know can pay $5k to don't do NS, fuck man, I also go and learn how to play the cheebye piano! I will even learn to play piano with my horse! Can be world class world famous Rockson the Horse Pianist! Singapore Penis Pianist! Got 11 finger! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Wasted I am only Big Horse, and not White Horse. Army White Horse is got the best life in the world. Nobody dare to fuck with you. Rich people, minister people, and those bigfuck Colonel and General, all their son is call White Horse. Some of these bigfuck officer just because their son is in a unit, everything also special, and the PC all dun dare to tekan their golden son platoon.

I think they should have make me White Horse too. When my Horse excited shoot the bullet is also white colour one! Hahahahaha!!! I am world class lan cheow what! My horse is SAF secret weapon. Enemy see they will scared.

My horse is so secret weapon, soldier take photo of it and put on their blog can kena charged one, ok?

Want to put my photo on blog must write and ask permission from Mindeaf one.

Dear Sir

I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of Rockson top secret horse on my blog. Like this is for to make the Army moral more better, because the men see already will know that Singapore soldier got two rifle and sure win the enemy one.

Hahahahahaha!!!

But army dunno what is blog. You ask them also no use, they only know how to say no first. I read the news say they make the blogger ask permission to blog, cheebye, ask for fuck? Every fuck thing also must ask permission, people no need to do anything already. So I blog my reservist go and chiong the bar and fuck the chicken also must ask permission from you issit?

Dear Sir,

I, NRIC Number, rank and name, want to ask permission put the photo of my buddy and me go to the R and R and fuck the girls behind and in front together, and see the neh neh show. We want show that army life also very fun, not only shooting enemy, but also shooting girl.

Your most On soldier,Sgt Rockson Tan

Dear Sgt Rockson,

Cheebye lah. You cannot post the photo of this kind of fuck thing because army dowan people know that their men go reservist oversea is do this kind of fuck thing. We tell the Singapore mother, girlfriend and wife that we give the soldier condom is for them use to put water in the jungle training. You want them to know the condom is so that our soldier go oversea don't kena any lan cheow disease issit? Nabei! We dowan our serviceman to kena lan cheow disease because our MO in the medical centre only know how to give panadol. Panadol cannot cure lan cheow disease one. Thank you very much your feedback.

Yours sincerely,Mindeaf Ask Permission Dept

Hahahahahaha!!!

I read the Singapore newspaper say "Singapore army in USA is damn big fuck!" But the whole world news say "Singapore army soldier write blog and kena fuck!".

So Singapore army now is more famous for blog than for their Apookie helicopter, hahahaha!!!

But nowaday cannot be like old time, got serviceman die or training not safe can still hide from outside people. People is donate their son and husband give you to use for army training, you cannot anyhow fuck with their life. You see how long they hide the commando water training, only got people die then Singapore people know and army take action. Like this how you answer the mother father and wife of the soldier?

Fuck fuck fuck!!! My down there still so pain. Next time I dowan to listen to Karen liao. I like to see her wear her sexy short short bicycle shorts to ride her racing bike (she always jao geng and can see her g-string and sometime even cheebye!) but fuck lah, ride the fucking bicycle at the whole East Coast is damn pain for my horse.

Worse when I keep see Karen cycle that time bend down and her neh neh swing here swing there (she is like to wear low low tank top too) and her g-string keep jao geng, make my horse become harder than the bicycle seat.

hahahaha maybe i should ask my brother to go overseas now and then no need go NS. Then when he's overseas go learn and play piano well. Then when he become famous i ask him come back and pay 5k. Then swee swee liao can enjoy life.

BEING IN NS SO BAD MEH? CHICKEN OUT LEH WEAR RING LAH NO WANDER NS ALSO CHICKEN OUT WANTED TO PAY 5K. THE MINDEF BACK SIDE ONLY WORRIED THAT THE MALAYSIAN ARMY SEE WHAT YOUR MINDEF HAVING. SO WHAT SHOWING A FEW MPV LIKE BACK SIDE TO THE WORLD AT IT OTHER DON'T HAVE THE FACILITIES LIKE SINGAPORE ARMY HAVING. MAY BE OSAMA ALSO HAVE THAT OK MAYBE MORE ADVANCE TECHNOLOGY THEN THAT OK KNNBCCB. ROCKSON U STILL ROCK OK.

Want to escape NS... better make it big outside or else don't come back, come back sure go changi resort. But if you are world class in something they just fine you because if they touch you other countries will laugh again, like write blog about army, after other people laugh then say what actually blog about army is good so more people will know what army life is about. You forgot to talk about the drug trafficker who is going to be hanged, and Dr Chee is rallying outside help to stop this "insanity". No matter what, unless all the important/rich people stop having children, the army will always have white horse!

hi rockson can you share with me your view on the employer who owed the salary for one year and dont pay up. I went to MOM and MOM said : "it is like that one .., the boss drives big mercs also they cant do anything ?" nabeh...

ya, i read already also tulan. nah beh. dats why i always think, go join grassroots, be committee member, then become NMP, like dat girl from wheel of fortune. siam the swearing ceremony because she go play piano also. i tink the common thing i see here is piano. dats it lah. i will not let my children go to school just go learn how to play piano can already. maybe they can learn how to play with organ. i can teach them myself, because i play with mine also. hahahaha

Eee.. your horse so dirty.. no like that marble made white horse over there.. neh you see... so clean and shiny.. can see ur reflection in it. Must learn to be like that marble horse.. got a bigger marble to protect it. must learn to kiss it also. No need scared dirty .. cause is Clean .. Must carry the balls of the marble horse also

His blog is on remote. Government cannot track down one. If they want to trace. There is no lead on line for them to trace. Only thing they can do is hack in and erase everything,which I believe on losers does that. So don't worry.

Those top 5 pp who post comments on rockson site after each new post, pls do the blogging community a favour, put forth some worthy opinion on the issue brought up by the horse and not simply get shioked by being the top 5 who first leave your comments....wah kor...like that also shiok

ya lor singapore law dam fucked up..famous people always get privillage if kena court case..in ns..in school also...all those wu lui ppl the teacher always treat them better..fucked up law here bias bastard

then all the ah beng like us people always treat us like shit. give us attitude in ns..treat us like shit..try to tio tai chi with us. i remember one incident my ah beng friend go kick one malay guy. then the malay guy go kao bei to the principal. then u noe what that fucker principal do? he go make police report just becos my friend is from secret society..if 2 normal students in school fight at most go see principal then kena detention class..but just becos my friend is from the ss he must go police station for fighting in school? what type of fucked up chee bai world if this? then at the police station the officer damn fucking rough with my friend..treat him like dirt. Also another incident i remember...another friend kena to police station for fucking lame reason lor..cos he put sharp comb in his fucking back pocket then police patrol car see liao bei song then bring him go police station..WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING WORLD IS THIS NO JUSTICE!

I remember during my army stint, we tekan one new bird who just joined our unit after BMT very chia lat. This is of course part of the batch culture which I also kena when I was new (but endure lor). Then one day, all the nonsense stopped when his half-colonel lao peh (i think is wear blue color no.3 so should be air force) came to our camp to visit him. Lucky this new bird take it like a man and didn't complain to his father, or else we all sure kena charge one.

Why complain? You would think that everyone should be used to it by now... I was in Vietnam recently and 3 different vietnamese told me the same thing when I said I was from Singapore. They said Singapore is the best example of a successful communist country, and that we are a world-wide bench-mark for communist rule.How can you argue with something like that...

Rockson, this kind of things happen every now and then in our country that's why people call this a fine country. Now become fine how I like loh, no standard one. If the king want you to die you must die. It seems like you don't know this old chinese saying meh !

Wah lao........u make me very gian....can post karen's pics????Aiya why u all complaint??? If really cant take it juz pack up and go lor....not as if the garbrament is holding you back....they prefer foreign talent wat.....meaning shallow shallow already.........

The MIW who unwittingly confirmed the existence of White Horses in the ranks has left to join the private sector, but the sickness remains. Who was it who recently endorsed the elite's special position in Singapore society? None other than the Grand White Horse himself. As long as he is around, there will always be the special privileged class, while the rest of peasantry put up with the sacrifices. Like that how to carry arms for the nation?

Sorry, hor, Rockson, cannot laugh at your horse jokes when the White Horses in office are ignoring even the pleas of the Pope to save Nguyen Tuong Van's life. Not say I say, but this proves the bastards don't have mothers and brothers. They are just heartless scums sent from Hell to make life miserable for all human beans.

National services deserter can come back to play music to the country, very clearly showing mockery to our system. We always take personal attack very seriously in our law, like someone said the wrong things or ride the wrong horse he will be severely punish. But someone has done something wrong to the nation we can only taking it lightly. How do we stand up for our country. M.Ali went to jail for not serving the country right? If you could recall. Now we shall sit back and think what went wrong.

To Anon Friday, November 25, 2005 1:40:16 PM: Overseas income brought back to Singapore are not taxable are now not taxable and less than 5% of Spore's population has to pay tax. Only GST hits people most. But then again, such overseas tax rates are so high too except for HK. so it makes not much a diff?

Rockson..no offence but then i think u shld look at it on another way..S'pore mayb unfair to us average ppl but then don write it out..wanna kena fine ar???S'pore may or may not b unfair but then s'pore is clever in covering it up..maki it look like nthin

Painful to cycle at East Coast because of your horse? Don't worry lah, the gahment is spending $150 million there so you can cycle in comfort! Rockson very important one, so must spend big bucks to make him happy, and get his vote! First, they wil rubberise the bicycle tracks, so less bumps, less pain to your horse. Then they will have "comfort stations", so your horse can release the built up excitement. Forget Karen, lah, they will staff these comfort stations with the new Crazy Horse recruits, who don't even wear pasties to cover their cheebyes while on stage. See, the things they do to win elections?

i guess all of us need some sorta imaginary friends sometimes.....LOL.....Rockson always day dream girls jao geng only lah........andSAF sucks big time....they just give big money to cover deaths or "Accidents" tat happen in camp the millitary police also pa-ka with SAF one....the police force also help each other one......Dunno how many ns guys commit sucide liao lor, no one knows right?NB!!!! PAP......nabei virgin -white gahmen!

Rockson, go on write something that will help to improve the life of our people be it critic or trifle, cos many people like your blogs. Just only, our garment said old people shouldn't stay in the house,so to avoid boredom. They should come out move around, do social work, drink coffee with friends, all sounded very good and care, but the costs of doing these thing are so high, old people got no income, how to buy coffee and pay transports fares ? What priviledge old people enjoy, bus fares consession also must have time restriction. Bring grandchild to school also problem, worst still go town see see look look also must look out for the time or pay full fares. Who cares about these things, no body, but always tell people you must eat well and exercise to keep healthy. But food so expensive and no spare time for exercise, garment say your par sal.

haha ya what you said seems to be the case.. but then again you must keep in mind that currently s'pore has a really philistine adult population.. any people or objects which can help spruce up the local arts scene would definitely be much cherished. it seems unfair and all that, but then again, do you think everyone has the ability to be a pianist? some want pay $5k also can't be pianist.. c'est la vie, as they say.

i really enjoy reading your blog, damn entertaining! BTW, here's my 2 cents' worth : to become a famous pianist, u have to get ur education overseas, groomed by other famous teachers/ pianists in other c'try? there is no way for him if he remained here.spore's education(o/a levels, NUS etc) doesnt support his interest. so, for melvyn to make his name n our c'try's name in the classical music world known...i think our govt must pay him the 5K back. let the brilliant person who carried out the idea of changing the name of marina bay to marina bay do melvyn's 2.5 yrs of NS instead. put him to gd use for once at least!!

His only mistake was to be born a Singaporean....but he nevah got enjoy all de Singapore benefits mah. Like HDB flat, flee secondary school education, Singapore shares. But he at least world class pianist and Singapore can claim him as a son adopted by another country. So to me $5k orh gong is fair. The real bread is whether FT who r not world class should be given Singapore PR/citizenship w/o doing NS when of age...if cannot help but do dis becos Spore peeple not doing enough to reproduce dammselves then at least give more recognition to dose who do NS wat? Now hardly any differeence between the two where benefits r concerned...

Life is unfair. It sucks but nobody can do anything. In Singapore, the govt's word is law.

We, the abiding citizens of SingaporePledge ourselves as one petrified nationRegardless of sex, vulgar language or sexual orientationTo build a mindless societyBased on fear and inequalitySo as to achieve derision, embarrassment,and insults for our nation.

Rockson, rockson, quick write about the PR stunt that deserter is pulling. He backed out of his concert and all...he must have the best PR company working for him. First Rule: Know your public that is everyone who went to NS or loves someone who went NS (hey thats all of us rite, your BF, bro, father, husband) Second rule: Appease the idiots...Third Rule: Still free from Jail in big posh house