I Have Diagnosed Tyaeda's Problem and Found a Solution

Uploaded 05/22/2011

This is a private message I received from some weirdo who's obviously fascinated with me:

RE: did you delete your blog?

"It's
Miss... see, you know nothing about the blogging community here.
I was invited into the group of Quality Bloggers because the rest of the
Blogging community here on EBW thinks I put out good work, and have
been for a long time. Many of them know me very well through my blogs
that I have been writing for over a year now. They wouldn't of invited
me, or would have asked for my removal, if they didn't think I was
worthy. The group consists of only the bloggers that have gained the
respect of everyone else here, through the quality of their work. Not
everyone who posts a blog is welcome.
There's members that have been here longer than me, and have been
blogging more than I have, that are not welcome because the rest of the
blogging community (the majority) does not think they put out good work.
Please check out the blogs of the members of that group before you
discredit it's meaning or creditability.
If you knew anything about the blog community here, you would know that
it isn't like the rest of the website, and that's why many of us here
enjoy it. Sure there's the odd troll or spam, but you won't find most
of the bloggers, spamming up the features page, or uploading content
like you see in the rest of the site.
I don't care if you're accomplished anywhere else. Just because you
blog elsewhere, doesn't mean you can speak for THIS blogging community.
We do not yet consider you a part of it, because you've only written
two blogs here. Since you are not yet a part of it, any advice, or
lessons you give will fall upon deaf ears. You have already
demonstrated that you don't know enough about this blog section to be a
respected member of it... despite your long term membership on this
website about nut shots and fail videos.
If any of the members of that group criticized my work, I would very
much take it into consideration. I'm not claiming to be the best... not
by a long shot. I also don't claim to know everything. I will
however stand by my long term membership and acceptance into this
community, and won't let someone who isn't a part of it, tell me what I
should and should not be blogging about.
If you think you know better than everyone else here, and disagree with
their acceptance and opinion of me, maybe this isn't the blogging
community for you. Maybe you should read my blog regarding our
expectations, and accept them as the way it is. You don't have to
agree, nor do you have to adapt. But it would be good for you to
understand this section a little more before you make assumptions. If
you do want to be apart of this community that you look down upon, you
do need our advice. You very much do need to know that there is less
than 20 regulars here, and that we decide what's good and what isn't.
If you don't agree... leave. You are not going to change anything. Not
before you become an accepted member anyways.
- Ty"

I know what's the matter. You're suffering from:

Word Diarrhea - Word diarrhea happens when you are trying to get a thought across
gracefully but all of the words come from your brain and into your mouth
at once. (source: Urban Dictionary)