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Don't Call Me Kevie

Now these shoes..... if you ever see me wearing them, stay back. For I shall be a gal on a mission to get some booty. These shoes are sparkly, and shiny and make me feel like a natural woman.

And they have a matching handbag...

These shoes were the most expensive, $750 US. And I won't tell you what the handbag cost, as you will just cry and cry and cry. I could have felt a family of 14 in a second world country.

The shoes are satin with diamantes. Shiny!! Sparkley!!

And for the record, these are the only shoes I can't exactly walk in properly. I mean, I can walk in them, but I can't walk the next day. But I'm a girl: it's in our nature to own shoes that can cause pain. (Not that they cause pain, but I wouldn't run a 100m in them even if I was being chased by a gang of blood-thirsty land-sharks that had lasers on their freakin' heads)