Freaky or Fabulous? Barneys Shoes Cause Collisions

Barneys' shoes are so hot, they cause collisions. No seriously. Have you seen Barneys' newsletters? There is one with Givenchy's whip stitch sandals, but this one with Christian Louboutin's Barneys Trash Slingback Platforms ($995) — which Rihanna owns — is serious. Look at that three-way car accident. Gasp! Judging from the horrific scene, it doesn't look like anyone made it out alive. What do you think, freaky or fabulous?