Guess What She Is Doing?
Yesterday, while driving to get the kids from school, I heard a commercial come on The Michael Baisden Show. It was a commercial about a company that works for Disney that finds child talent for TV shows, commercials, movies, and appearances on The Disney Channel. I figured since my daughter has my artistic side (singing, dancing, acting, etc.) that she would like this. So I called the 800 number and what do you know? I got her an audition!!! I will be taking her on Saturday. Her audition is at noon. The lady on the phone said they are looking for child talent for a TV commercial, so that is what she will be auditioning for. Wish her luck!!! We are both very excited and I know my little lady will do very well!
P.S. I already researched the company. They are BBB accredited and it is not a scam. I know someone will come in here and say be careful. Just know that I already thought about it before you did :P

Guess What Mommy And Daddy??Guess what mommy and daddy? Heaven is great. Just like you said, There’s not much longer to wait. Guess what mommy and daddy? I have a guardian angel who comes at night. I told him I wanted to go, But the times not right. Guess what mommy and daddy? My angel came this morning. While you were still in bed, He came with a warning. Guess what mommy and daddy? When I left with June. So you could rest some more, I knew my time was soon. Guess what mommy and daddy? When you were finally out of sight, I told my angel, That time is just right. Guess what mommy and daddy? When you still didn’t know I was gone, My angel put his hand in mine, And I was no longer sick, I felt so happy and fine.

Guestbook Users Note!(Ok, not so fubar-specific.)
Those who use Guestbooks hosted at Slide may want to know if they don't already that that site is closing very-soon-now, or has closed...
(This also applies to Slideshows and other such stuffs.)

Guess WhoBeneath the dampened soil lies a terror from the pastThe rotting corpses of the damned where evil has been castA deathly curse surrounding all the ancient graves and tombsThe time has come the time is now: release unearthly doomLightning strikes, evil night, start the dreaded turmoilRotting flesh appears now from above the loosened soilRising from the underworld, destroy the human raceUnleashed upon a dreary night to spread unholy graceFrom hell they rise , with screams and criesAt death's own willIn frantic rage they set the stageThey start to killEvil Invaders: Death deception in the nightEvil Invaders: Corruption as they fight the fightEvil Invaders: Spreading out to take commandEvil Invaders: The future of mankind at handMutilated bodies now employed upon the streetsSearching around, seeking out the human flesh to eatResurgence of the damned will our cities fate defeat?Unless we're strong and earth defend we'll fall beneath their feetThe evil force grows stronger as the terror grow

[guess I'll Tell A Story]Me and the little hung out Saturday night. I missed a couple phone calls, sent a couple texts, so when he asked if I was doing anything, and I wasn't, I quickly grabbed a six pack and went to his house to play Nintendo.Well, a couple hours into cigarettes (adjacent to a pasture, miles out of town in the dead of night) and 15 minutes into my latest lecture on how to overthrow the government, his dog Apollo walks by and I give him a little scritch and notice that he's kinda ... crusty. Not dirt crusty, blood crusty. I says "hey I think your dog has some blood on him, we should probably get a better look at him"so we kinda poke at him in the dark, and we're feeling a ton of dried crusty patches, and Apollo just kinda wanders off into the night.The little mentions that there was a dead cat in his driveway, and that he thinks Apollo killed said cat, and probably got a little tore up in the exchange.I'm a little leary, but I can't exactly wander into near blackness to find a foxhound.Another

Guess I Forgot...againForgot that this is a game. I remember back when chatrooms were first starting up and there was a question of real vs fake. Do you have real feelings or is everything conjured. I forgot. I forgot that it is fake. That everybody in this world...is that way. Thanks for reminding me.

Guh!Ok so at work.. this guy calls and says
Guy-I was supposed to be there by midnight.. i won't be there till 4am
Me- Ok sir we do not guarutee them that late but i will put that you are requesting late arrival.. you will still have to check out at 11am.
Guy-ok.. how about you go check me in and wait for me in my room
Me- or not
guy- ok well then lets get drinks
me- i don't drink.. Ok sir it is changed for 4am arrival. hope it isn't canceled when you get here...
Guy-ok
CLICK
*dial front desk*
Friend at desk- thank you for..
me-hey cancel this reservation before he gets here.. he tried to get pervy with me
friend at desk- hahaha go figure.. ok i will cancel it in the first set
me- alrighty then see ya in a bit!
THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
i log in.. and see this
bigthickdic became your fan!
· new friend request from 'bigthickdic' received!
· bigthickdic rated you a '10'!
· bigthickdic just checked you out!
what is wrong with

Guhhh4hrs of sleep are REALLY kickin my behind. I am sittin here at work at the front desk, and I would kill to be in my warm, soft bed :(
TIRED!

*guh* Raist Tagged Me :p2009 IS ALMOST OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?Stayed single almost the whole year? Haha nope :PWere involved in something you'll never forget?Most certainly :DTripped over a coffee table?Not yet, but my Uncle took a header over the foot rest xmas day at Grans LOLDyed your hair?Nope. I earned my graysCame close to losing your life?NO but I felt like it..Saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?Yep 2 actually :)2009: Friends and EnemiesDid you make any close friends this year?Hmm yes I didDid you hate anyone?Hate.. no, thats a waste of energy but I dislike a few..Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future2009: Your BIRTHDAY!Did you have a cake?Nope.. and my fucking mother didn't even wish me happy birthday .. hehDid you get any presents?Yep2009: All about YOUDid you change at all this year?Yep went back to schoolDid you change your style?Neva!Were you in school?Um like duh.. up 2 qq

Guh Work...So who wants to go to work for me tomorrow? You'll get to spend the day doing, web/graphic design, search engine optimization, random IT work, ebay sales, product testing, and anything else they can throw at me. In short, you will be a swiss army knife.
... have fun
... oh crap, thats my job... 0_0

Guiding LightStars in the midnight sky
Sparking like diamond against the light
A dark sheet spread out with no ending
So many so little so many so bright
Only one does my eyes catch
I call it my guiding star
Leading me from the darkness
Down a tunnel toward a glare
You are the constolation
Which gives me the strength
To face my demons
And bestows upon me
True loves pure light
Suddenly the sky turns
A shade of blue and white
A tear falls from my eye
Yet i merely wipe it away
Knowing that it is only one day
But in the end
The sight of you i will see once again
Shannon J. 2006

Guide To Philadelphia NightlifeSCENE REPORTS - http://www.morbidoutlook.com/lifestyle/scenereports/2006_01_phillynite.html
Guide to Philadelphia Nightlife
by Kim Traub
Philadelphia is rich with nightlife for the darkly inclined. After visiting local Gothic friendly tourist sights like Laurel Hill Cemetery, the Mütter Museum, and the E.A. Poe house or shopping at Digital Ferret during the day, the night has plenty to offer.
In the City of Brotherly Love, if you are under 21 it may be more difficult to find regular Gothic events outside of Shampoo’s Nocturne. This is also a city that closes at 2AM, unlike the never ending nights of NYC and LA. Most of these events start around 9PM, but don’t get filled until 11 or Midnight. I recently took some time to explore the current club scene and here is what I found in the dark streets of Philly.
Revolution
When: about every other Sat. night (see web for schedule)
Where: Metro Lounge – 624 N. Front St (corner of Front & Fairmount)
groups.myspace.com/RevolutionPhill

The Guide To WomenA MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.

A GuideI met him on a site like this
It wasn't long ago
We dated and I trusted him
Just why I'll never know
Things were great or so I thought
I didn't have a clue
Till one day when things went wrong
he broke my heart in two
He lied and kept things from me
a snake now plain to see
a low life lying coward
that's all he'll ever be
Since that time I've moved on
and my eyes are open wide
I think before I jump in now
my experience is my guide

Guidelines For MeSo, as time goes on, I become increasingly annoyed by certain things online. Believe it or not, I started out on this whole online adventure very optimistic, friendly, and patient, but that has eroded with time and treatment. If you don't believe me, ask to see my chronicle of stupid, offensive, and horrific behavior I experienced in a few short weeks online (after that, I stopped keeping track 'cuz it got too depressing).
As a result, I've come up with what I'm starting to think of, not as *rules*, exactly, but more as guidelines for dealing with me. If these sound overly harsh, it's because these are things I run into time and time again. Don't take them personally. If you're actually reading this blog, they probably mostly don't apply to you. And if they don't apply, then don't get annoyed on behalf of the assholes out there. They're the ones ruining it for the rest of you. Blame them, not the women reacting to their ill treatment.
Physical Appearance
If someone fin

Guide To Seduction (for Men)1. Know what you want
Before you start looking for the woman that you want get a clear idea of the type of woman you are after in your head. WRITE IT DOWN on paper and hide it. Your mind will subconsciously attract the described woman. I know it takes effort to find a pen and paper to do this... but do you have anything to lose!? So scribble it down now. Her height, her weight, her hair, her education, etc.
2. Preparation
Since you will be summed up, labeled, and judged before you even utter a word, you must pay particular attention to your physical appearance. You do not have to be endowed with great physical good looks to be effective at picking up woman, but you do need to be CLEAN AND NEAT and give the impression that you care about your presentation. What is most important is to dress appropriately according to the situation. And if you are unsure of what to wear to a particular event, make the mistake of over dressing rather than under dressing.
Another tip: ALW

The GuideMy blue satin delight
covers the warmth with ties that bind
aching for release
I feel the beat
thrusting with your fury
Feel my body full of life
touch me here
and cup the supple hardness with your mouth
I feel butterflies sexually charged
Slow and delicious
the power of your touch
from your finger to my mouth
in and out
under this woman you desire
Each inch of flesh is fresh
as the huntress
awakens your primal desire
in this pleasure zone
may i share this space with you

A Guide To Eating Pussy?A few weeks back I read a blog titled “How to eat pussy.” While this topic always seems to really get me excited (I love going down on women), I felt as though the article was somewhat bland. It was almost “vanilla” … it lacked punch and spice. It was very … how can I say … missionary position, if you know what I mean.
It is for this reason that I decided to write about my favorite ways to please a woman orally. While I love to have a woman laid back on a bed, or sitting up in a chair, with my face buried between her legs, there are two ways which I have found REALLY makes her cum hard … and I mean cum HARD!!!
Don’t get me wrong, having a woman laid on a bed with her legs over my shoulders, my hands kneading her boobs, as she begins to buck and grind against my tongue as she cums is the best. Nothing makes me happier after she is finished with a huge orgasm when she reaches down and forcefully pushes my tongue away from her sensitive clit. I love that … especially when you

The Guide To Modern Pagans1.Bright-Eyed Novice
You just read this cool book about a religion where there's a Goddess and a God, and they meet outside in nature, instead of some scary old building. They think sex is good not evil, and you want to know where to sign up.
Distinguishing Signs: Mispronounces god/dess names, has to think a moment about which is deosil and which is widdershins. Has a shiny new athame (rhymes with "A-frame".)
2.Grand Old Wo/Man
Actually remembers Woodstock (the first one.) Will tell you about the time they dropped acid with Kerry Wendell Thornley - or maybe it was Robert Anton Wilson. Anyway, it was somebody with three names. Or was it three people with one name?
Distinguishing Signs: Luxuriant gray locks, listens very intently, knows dish about people you've only read about.
3.Tree Hugging Nature Sprite
Most prized possession: one of Judi Barry's old tree spikes. Simultaneously believes in universal love for humanity AND returning the planet to a pristine, uncorru

Guidelines To MeHey, I'm reposting this. A few of you saw it in December, and to you I apologize that you're seeing it again. But I have a lot of new friends, plus I reposted NSFW pics, so I thought it apropos to repost.
So, as time goes on, I become increasingly annoyed by certain things online. Believe it or not, I started out on this whole online adventure very optimistic, friendly, and patient, but that has eroded with time and treatment. If you don't believe me, ask to see my chronicle of stupid, offensive, and horrific behavior I experienced in a few short weeks online (after that, I stopped keeping track 'cuz it got too depressing).
As a result, I've come up with what I'm starting to think of, not as *rules*, exactly, but more as guidelines for dealing with me. If these sound overly harsh, it's because these are things I run into time and time again. Don't take them personally. If you're actually reading this blog, they probably mostly don't apply to you. And if they don't apply,

Guidelines For Ifc Family#1. we are a family so plz lets act like one with out the bitching.
#2. The family is here to help you not win for you.
#3. if more than one person enters the same contest work together to take 1st and 2nd.
#4. If more than 1 member enters a contest decide whos taking 1st and 2nd or take turns getting first place but plz work together not against each other...
#5. if u have a problem try to resolve it yourself if u cant bring it to me and i will help u resolve it...
thank you
DJ CHAOS

GuidelinesIn LDD there has to be a set of guidelines or rules for the wife's behavior so that she understands what is expected of her and how she will be disciplined if she fails them.
Guidelines can be simple or very complex, most couple use some simple guidelines to help keep her in line.
The main reason for guidelines is so the wife can better herself and knows when she is misbehaving, with out some sort of structure for her to follow all you are doing is spanking, not teaching.
Too often guidelines are set that are just to extreme for most women to every achieve, remember that each person is different and what works for one couple will not work for all.
If the guidelines are to numerous she mat get the feeling that she is always being punished and never able to do anything right.
The guidelines might take on aspects to help her feel more feminine, to help with bad behavior, to correct a certain problem. When sitting down to write guidelines be practical, for instance if she works 9-5

Guide To Stringing Women Along1) Be evasive. Never commit to plans in advance; it will be your death knell. Employ the phrase "let's play it by ear" judiciously. Additionally, if your boys find out you're ditching them on a weekend night for the ugly girl you bang, you will never hear the end of it.
2) Act completely uninterested 99% of the time the two of you spend together. Everyone knows that the worse you treat someone, the more they want you. Start out by ignoring her calls and you'll get a handjob; piss on her mom's grave and you'll be knee deep in ass plunderage.
3) If she asks why the two of you can't date, write an incredibly detailed list of all the attributes you most desire in a member of the opposite sex and ask her how many of those qualities she possesses. Zero can be a harsh reality.
4) If you're feeling smothered, get absolutely plastered Friday night to the point of being bed-ridden all of Saturday, enabling you to guiltlessly avoid hanging out with her for the remainder of the weekend. "

Guide To Dating1) Never allow yourself to get more into the girl than she is into you.
2) If she has sex with you on the first date, she's a keeper.
3) No matter how amazingly the two of you clicked, if you call the girl the day after the first date she will never speak with you again.
4) The moment she shows any signs of clinging, disconnect your cell phone, change your e-mail, shave your moustache and enter Witness Protection.
5) If she asks you why you're drinking at 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning, crack the bottle over your skull to show her who wears the pants in the relationship.
6) If you find yourself juggling multiple girlfriends, be sure to treat each of them as if they were expendable, so when they finally catch on to your commitment-fearing ways they'll dump you and months later when you've successfully eliminated all serviceable late-night booty calls you can throw yourself pity parties on your blog.
7) If you manage to bring home a girl you meet at a bar, fuck like rabb

Guidelines For KayWORK
o Clothing and make-up appropriate for work
o Leave work no later than 6:45 p.m. - 8:00 pm when work demands
SHOW RESPECT AND IN GENERAL
o Use Sir title in yes or no answers, when asking permission, during discipline/
punishment, and in IM's or when alone with HOH
o No lying (including being asked if something is wrong when I'm upset and replying "no")
o No swearing (any word that I wouldn't say in front of our pastor)
o No snappy attitude
o When walking together hands are to be held or walk two steps behind
o No furniture restrictions unless told otherwise - then no hestitation or argument
o Grow hair out to middle of back.
o Shave legs and trim pussy once a week
o Expose pussy / breasts on demand
o All purchases over $30 approved by HOH in advance
o Must show all purchases to HOH
o In bed no later than 11:15 p.m.
DRESS CODE
o Pants/Shorts ok during 8-5 work hours and planned family/friend gatherings
o Skirts with no pan

Guidebook To LifeYou can never make someone love you…..But you can love yourself.You can never please everyone…..But you can be happy with the choices you made.You can never compare yourself to someone else…..But you can appreciate your own unique and special quality.You can never live someone else’s dream…..But you can live your own dream by following your heart.You can never see something the same way another does…..But you can respect your own sense of beauty.You can never find perfection in the world around you…..But you can find perfection in the beauty of your being.You can never find enough time to do all you hoped to do…..But you can set priority‘s and find enough time for the important things.
You can never return to your childhood…..But you can look at the world with the awe of a child.You can never find happiness in wealth…..But you can find true joy by following your dreams.You can never find happiness in the future, if you forget the gift of the present. You can never die peacefull

Guide For MenThe Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
1.DANGEROUS: 2.SAFER: 3.SAFEST 4.ULTRA SAFE:
1.What's for dinner?
2.can I help you with dinner?
3.Where would you like to go for dinner?
4.Here, have some chocolate.
1. Are you wearing that?
2. Wow, you sure look good in brown!
3. WOW! Look at you!
4. Here, have some chocolate
1. What are you so worked up about?
2. Could we be overreacting?
3. Here's my paycheck.
4. Here, have some chocolate.
1. Should you be eating that?
2. You know, there are a lot of apples left.
3. Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
4. Here, have some chocolate.
1. What did you DO all day?
2. I hope you didn't over-do it today.
3. I've always loved you in that robe!
4. Here, have

Guidelines For Dating A Virgo Male (short Version)1) Be On Time
2) Take Pride In Your Appearance
3) We're Natural Born Critics- Deal With It!!!
4) We're PARANOID- Deal With It!!!
5) If You Can't Make It, Let Us Know and Refer To Number 4.
6) Don't Expect Us To Make The First Move- It Won't Happen!!
7) If You Have Clutter, Clean It Up!! We're Anal Retentive!!!
8) Don't Stand Us Up!! WE WILL FIND YOU!!! Refer To #4.
9) If You Think Your Tongue Is Sharp, Ours Are Sharper. Refer To #3.
10) We're Realists- Deal With It!!!
Just a few things you'll want to keep in mind. Have a nice day!!

A Guide For People Involved In Consensual And Non Consensual BdsmA Guide For People Involved in Consensual and Non-Consensual BDSM Activities
BDSM is an acronym for "Bondage, Discipline, Sado-masochism," terms used by the alternative sexuality community for activities such as
Dominance and submission (consensual power play) and other roleplaying games, tying up a partner, spanking, flogging, and a variety of other mutually satisfying, CONSENSUAL activities.
BDSM is not abuse.Often, BDSM is confused with abuse due to the very nature of its activities. However, the differences, as you will see
below, are very profound.
Bdsm Activites are always Safe, Sane and Consensual. Abuse is not safe, not sane and not consensual.
BDSM follows established rules. Abuse, has no rules.
BDSM is negotiated by both partners. Abuse is not.
BDSM activities are for pleasure on both participants. Abuse brings pleasure to only the abuser.
BDSM, the participant can stop whenever he or she chooses. In Abuse they can not stop.
BDSM does not take pla

Guide To Womens English"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset you moron.
"We need to talk" = I need to complain.
"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"I want new curtains" = and new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper, etc...
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
"Is my butt fat

Guide To The Proper Use Of A Condom Maybe The Glue Guy Missed ThisStep 1: Check the expiry date. Is it outdated, throw it away! An old condom is not safe and will feel sticky or very dry. If you suspect the condom to be in a bad shape, because it has been carried around unsafely, been hot, been in the washer, or any other “wrong” place, then get a new condom, although it hasn’t passed the expiry date.
Step 2: Open the condom package carefully with your fingers; don’t use nails, teeth or any other sharp objects. Be careful having jewellery on. If you find the condom sticky, brittle or stiff, throw it away!
Step 3: You must be hard using the condom, and if you aren’t circumcised make sure your foreskin is rolled back.
Step 4: Place the opening of the condom on the head of your penis. Important: The rolled rim shall be on the outside. If needed put a drop or two of lubricant inside the condom.
Step 5: Hold the top half-inch of the condom between your fingers, and smooth the condom down to the base of your penis, so air bu

GuidelinesYes, there are guidelines:
i am a collared whore. my Master, Pure, does not share what belongs to Him. That being said please read the following:
For all those to whom this may apply:
Yes, i am a real submissive and i have a Master. Pure owns me. He has collared me and has made me the happiest whore.
i love to please my Master. He is not cruel to me. He knows how to control me and the marks/bruises He leaves on my body are so nice. i am so happy to be His. my Master rocks my world.
Guidlines:
my only family is my Master.
i can post pictures on my site.
i will never put up "kitty" pictures.
i can chat with anyone.
Please, if You want to be friends, send an email, a shout, or catch me in a chatroom. i will not accept a blank friend request.
Please do not ask me to send pictures, i have loaded all i am going to share onto this site. i do change them from time to time so as to keep things fresh.
Please do not ask for me to play / meet with you. i am a

Guidebook To MeIf I'm crying hold me
even if I say I'm ok,
If I'm around touch me
a caress apon the face.
If I look lonely join me
even if you just say hi.
If I'm lost inside myself
come and find me.
If I'm happy join in
for laughter eases the tears.
When I'm curled up in bed
let me know that your there.
If more than an hour goes by
find out whats wrong,
I dont want you to solve my problems
I just want you to listen.
I dont want to be alone
I just want to be with you.

Guide Not ForceI’m the type of person who believes that we as adults have the duty in guiding our children down the right path. My views on racial politics aren’t the views of many, however I will try to guide my children down the same path I guided myself down but I will never force them to believe what I believe. I just finished watching a documentary on Lam and Lynx; to those who do not know who these young girls are they make up the band called Prussian Blue. After watching this documentary, it has dawned on me that two beautiful young girls are being held captive by their mother’s views, they are unable to speak freely in their own home all because of their mother and the views she forces down their throats. Like I mentioned before I believe that it is right to express your views to your children, I believe that if a child wants to grow up and become what you are he or she will do so with little coaxing on your part, however if a child shows resistance it is not your job to make their lives

Guidelines To Dating Ms. DuarteGuidelines to Dating me.
1- Black or Hispanic men ONLY. Respect to the white men, but not enough for me to date.
2- Do NOT tell me that you are going to come see me by bus. Planes, trains, and cars are accepted.
3- Do NOT tell me that you are broke within the first 20 minutes of talking to me.
4- I like pretty things. I deserve pretty things. Spoil me.
5- STD free. I'm not afraid to stab someone.
6- Must want sex as much as I.
7- Preferably no criminal backgrounds, although some acceptions may apply.
8- No Rednecks
9- Must have all lims/body parts.
10- A lot of body hair, is a No.
11- Cheating is a no-go, although expensive jewelry may persuade me to stay.
12- Must be animal lovers.
14- No blonde's.
15- Black men must have brown eyes.
16- I do NOT plan on being a mother to more than one, if that, so do not ask.
17- Marriage is not nessicary.
(hehe, I make myself giggle.)

Guide Lines To Dating Sammie~ Must be an animal lover.
~Do not tell me you are coming to visit me by bus. Plane, Train, and car is acceptable.
~Do not tell me your in love with me by the first date, or that you want to live with me.
~Prefferably no criminal backround. Some acceptions may apply.
~STD FREE! I am not affraid to stab you if you lie to me.
~Cheating is a No-Go.
~I like pretty things, I deserve pretty things, Spoil me.
~ DOn't tell me that you are broke within the first 20 minutes of talking to me.
~If your going to lie, make sure it's believable.
~No girlfriend other then me.
~No drugs other then pot...
~This is it for the time being, subject to changes!

GuidanceOne day two small boys decided to play a trick on Mullah Nasruddin. With a tiny bird cupped in their hands they would ask him whether it was alive or dead. If he said it was alive they would crush it to show him he was wrong. If he said it was dead they would let it fly away and still fool him.
When they found the wise old man they said, Mullah Nasruddin, that which we are holding, is it alive or dead?
Mullah Nasruddin thought for a moment and replied, Ah, my young friends, that is in your hands!
Mullah Nasruddin, why do you always answer a question with another question?
Do I?
Occasionally I noodle around on the internet just for the fun of it. Today I looked up Mullah Nasruddin found the story above. Reading it I thought of one of my friends, one of the people I guide, who is constantly accusing me of never actually answering a question. She says that I always reply to a question of hers with another question. She has been saying this to me for years and I kind of laug

Guide To Being A Bitch HermitA beginners guide to being a bitch hermit
A beginners Guide to being a bitch hermit. Nine easy ways to avoid society. One, work at home by selling junk on ebay and mailing stuff from home.
(Where's the fucking packing tape?)
Two, make sure that the 56k Internet modem is on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone.
(I never get the calls any more from my doctors.)
number three, Go outside no earlier than 3 am, normal people seem to sleep at this time.
(It's just you and I Mr. Moonlight.)
Number four, Keep up with the latest news and technology using the Internet.
(What's an auto car?)
Number five, Sleep during the day.
(*snoreing sounds*)
Number six, live on sugary junk food.
(Mmmm, Sugary goodness in my veins.)
Number Seven, Listen to Morrissey and the smiths and realize the world is bleak place to live.
(Yeah, what difference does it make?)
Number eight, Watch TV and complain about current Saturday night live shows.
(YOU SSSUCK.*yelling at T.V.*)

Guidelines For EnlightenmentGuidelines for Enlightenment
by Swami Beyondananda - Famous Author of the Book
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
1. Be a Fundamentalist--make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laugh at least twice a day, and that will ensure regular hilarity.
2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering - so you are already a winner!
3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change the channel.
4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called tr

Guide The WayThis is the truth
I never look back
I cant explain what I feel
I just know this is real
Don't you wanna seize the day
I wanna go back to reality
I'm just too addicted to stay
Guide the way
Out of the infinity

Guidline 1 (the Negative) For The LadiesAfter 11 years of experience on the net, I have to the following guideline:
if you cannot stimulate my mind then you will not be able to stimulate anything else, density of stimulation as well. Do not rely too much your hopes on your physical, for fried chicken has legs and breasts too.
and for those that swallow books as well, m not interested in recitations, unless you are a reader AND a thinker not to fail to mention a dreamer.
if you find yourself all of a sudden with a fantasy then please do not waste my time, I would be much obliged if I was near, but I am not. take that fantasy elsewhere.
If my photos only attracted you, then only a simple compliment or comment would do just fine, feel free to have them, my shell will fade one day anyway.
To those that pop like corn, you know that you will be eaten, and before that moment you try to slip away, think ten folds before making any move.
and ahhh yes the collectors as i call them, i am NOT an item therefore continue

Guide To Business Development 2.0Written by Alex Iskold / April 10, 2008 2:22 AM / 9 Comments
At least once each day I get a call from someone trying to sell me outsourced development services. It's difficult to not be frustrated with these calls and it is increasingly hard to be polite, because they come so frequently. Yet, more than frustrated, I am just puzzled. Does this tactic still work? Who in this day and age would give business based on a cold call? These companies could definitely use a dose of business development 2.0.
Because of these calls, for a while I have been thinking about the impact of the modern age on business development. In the good old days, it all boiled down to the salesmen with the big rolodexes who could close the deal. But clearly, the rules have changed. How does business development work this days? What makes sense and what does not? In this post we take a look.
Cold Calling is Dead
The reason we all hate cold calls so much is because they are very intrusive. A stranger interr

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1. Must be a level 10 or higher
2. Must have a current salute-under a year old
3.Greet Everyone!
4. Talk to everyone don't just say hello
5. Bring the Room up...example when it gets quiet
6. Make them feel welcome even if you don't like them
7. Ask them to join us as nicely as possible and DO NOT ANNOY them.
8. All greeters MUST come to me with a problem
Gummy bear princess,gangsta princess lethapettys@yahoo.com
you must make sure i have all your yim's please
9.Make sure all rules are followed after ample warnings i will strip you of your title and it will be my decision if i allow you to resume your position after the rule is met
10. there's is a 7 day probationary period to make sure you are able to do the job for which you are given.

The Guide Lines ! !1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It
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The GuidingspiritGuiding Ilove you for the light you share,the spirit that comes with in shows no boundries and your smile gives the warmth we seek in our exsistance. The light of your spirit that i hold dear to my heart.Your smile bringing endless joy to all that you show it with,and all that love bestowed upon you by god brings forth the passion any man or women would dream of living a life time with you. Hope every one enjoys this it has it's own meanings for each and everyones desire.

Guidelines For Free SpiritsGUIDELINES FOR FREE SPIRITS
~1~ You must be at least a level 11 and have a valid salute picture, you must have a minimum of 50 pictures in your album and 50 stash items.
~2~ When you join FREE SPIRITS, you must fan, add & rate all the members of the pack. Failure to add, fan & rate the other members of the pack will result in your being removed from the pack or not allowed to join.
See Blog "FREE SPIRITS" for a list of everyone in the pack.
Which is on Momma Wolf's Page.
~3~ We will not level anybody over 15K for fubarians and 25K for fellow members of the FREE SPIRITS.
~4~ If you see a bulletin posted by any one of the members of the FREE SPIRITS you do what you can to help.
"THERE IS A THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT POLICY" ~~
If you do not help at all with the leveling,you will be removed from the pack.
IF YOU AGREE WITH THE GUIDELINES OF THE FREE SPIRITS LEAVE A COMMENT ON MOMMA WOLF'S BLOG SO YOU CAN BE ADDED TO THE PACK. ALSO SEND HER A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO LET

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Guidelines For Modern MenGUIDELINES FOR MODERN MEN
For modern men, we've compiled a brief list of those unspoken guidelines. These rules look fairly ridiculous on paper, but now that we've documented them, you can show them to your wife or girlfriend and say, "See, honey, I'm not the only one who does this stuff..."
- On car trips with the family, never ask for directions when you're lost. Just keep driving aimlessly around, searching for the mysterious Lost Street of the Damned. Navigate by the seat of your pants like the great Lewis and Clark explorers of old.
- But it's okay to stop for directions when driving with another guy because he won't sit patiently as you pass the same McDonald's for the third time.
- Inch forward at stoplights to keep up with the guys in the cars on both sides. It's all about who's out in front.
- Even if you don't know a hub cap from a distributor cap, never admit you're a stranger to the male domain of auto mechanics. If your car won't run and you're at a los

GuidoverloadAt this point, it's almost cliche to still be making fun of guidos...but it's not our fault. These fucking wastes of life won't go away. Seemingly totally oblivious to how absolutely ridiculous they appear to any normal human being, they continue to pollute your favorite bars, shopping malls and gyms with their unwanted presence.Although this really isn't a blog, I felt the need to share the following horrific images with all of you so we can marvel at these walking, breathing, orange-skinned cartoon characters and all have a nice hearty laugh. Once again, if there is anyone on my friends list who finds any of these "men" attractive, please delete me from your friends because you make me physically ill. Let's begin...Here is the star of today's show. A guido I came across on a message board elsewhere on the net. His face seems to be frozen in the same expression in almost every picture. Is it the steroids? Has the hair wax made it's way into his blood stream through his skin somehow a

GuidelinesCK2 Staff Guidelines and Rules Effective Immediately ..... note for any postion other then enforcer u must be level 5 or higher We are looking for a few things in people that want to become part of the The CK2 Family/Staff. 1. Loyalty 2. Participation 3. Active IN lounge We want you to get to know US and vise versa and see if you feel comfortable, Like the Lounge etc... Owners/Managemet will give intrested people In a position with us a week or two to interact with the lounge. This includes people intrested in being a greeter, promoter, DJ, or an enforcer. After that Trial period Owners/Management will get together to disscuss how your trial period went and give you Our dission after Our Disscussion. Lounge Mods..... Not EVERYONE Will get mods. Greeters/Promoters/DJs Do NOT get Mods. So please DON'T ASK! Our Staff that HAS Mods has them for a reason. They have proven themselves to the O

GuidanceGuidance
As I dwell upon my past and how rough it use to be, going in and out of jail on a path I choose not to seek, as I search upon a journey that holds faith, love, and dreams.. a challenge to become a man and leave be hide my thuggish way's, as my life became a mission, to seek out what's best for me, I live for faith and God who watches over me, as the angel spread their wings and pray over me, the pathway I choose to take.. is the direction that God guide's me...
by
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GuidenceGrant, O God, your protection, and in your protection,strength; and in strength, understanding;
and in understanding,knowledge;and in knowledge,
the knowledge of justice; and in the knowledge of justice; the love of it; and in that love, the love of existence; and in the love of existence, the love of God and of all goodness.
(source unknown:early Welsh)

GuidenceGrant, O God, your protection: and in your
protection, strength, and in your strength, understanding: and in your understanding,knowledge;
the knowledge of justice; and in the knowledge of justice, the love of it; and that love, the love of existence; and in the love of existence, the love of God and God and of all goodness.

Guiding Lighta world slipping away,
tumbling out of control,
Running lost through the world,
Stumbling and falling through the night,
Untill sudenly before me is a light,
so bright and true it almost blinds,
feeling safe again for the first time,
loving arms around me holding me tight,
whispered words sooth the tears,
Light pushing away the darkness,
Love turning away lonlieness,
Sighing with a contentment thought lost,
Again my heart melts,
as he finds her once again.
Kevin E Brooker

Guidelines For Leaving The FamilyLeaving the Family Guidelines
Any one may leave the family at any time. No one will force you to stay but we may try to talk you out of leaving. Some members may be allowed to come back at a later time and others may not.
If you decide to leave the family:
~ Please send one of the heads a private message letting them know you are leaving. We would really like to know why but if you would rather not explain we can’t make you.
~ If you run into computer problems or net problems and can’t get online for a period of time, please try to find some way of letting someone in the fam know. Most of us have at least one phone number of someone in the fam and if not there’s always the library so you can at least leave us a message.
You will be ineligible for re-entry:
~ If you leave the family without notifying one of the heads that you are leaving.
~ If you make it obvious that you left because another member left. This shows us that you are not about the family as a whol

Guiding LightDuring the darkest hours of the night,
I see myself in a different light.
Watching my lover sleeping restlessly,
brings out my protective instincts easily.
Realizing that I have found the man of my dreams
brings me joy and a feeling of peace.
And knowing just how much he means to me
makes his love the greatest gift I'd ever receive.
Small glances and soft caresses from one another,
shows us how much we mean to each other.
A lingering hug and a long tender kiss
are just a couple of things that fill me with bliss.
In my heart, I believe his feelings are true
because when I look in his eyes, it shines through.
All my life my hearts been full of doubt and fear,
but it goes away when my baby is near.
We've only known each other for a short while,
yet he always seems to know how to make me smile.
I never thought I'd find a love as great as his,
but now that I have, I realize what I've missed.
Never again will my heart be thrown away
because it is his

~guido's Zen On Romance~Just as I see it.....
~Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
~As a Rose absorbs the nutrients it feeds on and as it thrives to see the sun as it must to survive...... the Rose becomes more beautiful and in turn will provide sunshine to those who can behold it's beauty. Fortunate is the Man who can see the Rose within a Woman. Blessed is the man who this Woman holds to be her nutrient, her sunshine.
~Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend.
~Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
~As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.
~Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
~You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
~Sometimes the heart

Guiding Our Youth: Mentor's MatterPublished for the promotion of youth guidance and mentoring. Also a winning article.Guiding our youth: Mentor's matter
Having children as a teen, is by far one of the most difficult stories for me to communicate. I, just as my mother before me, was at a young and vulnerable time in my youth, when I conceived my first child at age 15. I was a teenager, angry at the world for what I believed to be a miserable life. Raised in poverty by young parents who ran away together from their own past lives; I grew up lost and alone. These experiences however have given me an insight into several factors. I do not feel burdened by my past. I believe in a true sense that my past has planned for my future. I am focused on helping others like me, and in particular, I hope to work with youth.
Today, I have come to a point in my life where I have learned the realities of several aspects of a difficult life. I feel rather experienced in the area of teen pregnancy. The issues leading to it, the issue

Guido Zen....choicesChoices...
There is Good....and there is Evil,
Right and Wrong,
Heros....and Villians...
And if We are blessed with Wisdom,
then there are Glimpses between the cracks of each...
where Light Streams Thru.....
We wait in Silence for these times...when sense can be made,
When meaningless Existence comes into Focus...
and our Purpose presents itself......
And if we have the Strength to be Honest,
then what we find there...staring back at us, is our own Reflection...
Bearing witness to the 'Duality' of Life,
And EACH ONE of US....is capable of both The Dark...
And The Light, of Good...and Evil,
Of Either.........Of All.....
And Destiny...while marching ever in our direction....
CAN be Re-Routed by the Choices We Make,
By the LOVE we Hold onto...
and the PROMISES WE KEEP.
.....PEACE.

A Guide To Boat Drinks & Cruise CocktailsNo I will not work on your car
No I will not give you my last dollar for wine
No I don't care about state trooper's kids
I will not give you a few dollars to see your tits
No I won't move over and let you take up the majority of my space
I don't want you to clean my rims for $5 with your nasty underwear
No you cannot use my skateboard to go to the store
No don't come by my house for me to "take a look at your bike"
Your younger than me, your not a fucking Viet Nam veteran
No I won't let you in front of me in traffic
I don't fucking care if you lie to me and tell me Brother Brian is charging for beds
NO I don't have any smokes
No I will not "get you a ball
No I just don't fucking care

Guidelinesplease either post your own sexy experience (Fictional or not) please tell it from a woman's prospective. MAKE SURE IT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guidelines
The Shelter Staff Guidelines and Rules Effective Immediately ..... note for any postion other then enforcer u must be level 5 or higher We are looking for a few things in people that want to become part of the The Shelter Family/Staff. 1. Loyalty 2. Participation 3. Active IN lounge We want you to get to know US and vise versa and see if you feel comfortable, Like the Lounge etc...
Owners/Managemet will give intrested people In a position with us a week or two to interact with the lounge. This includes people intrested in being a greeter, promoter, DJ, or an enforcer. After that Trial period Owners/Management will get together to disscuss how your trial period went and give you Our dission after Our Disscussion.
Lounge Mods..... Not EVERYONE Will get mods. Greeters/Promoters/DJs Do NOT get Mods. So please DON'T ASK! Our Staff that HAS Mods has them for a reason. They have proven themselves to the Owners. NO ONE is to question the Owners as to why

A Guide On Buying Your Airplane T-shirt OnlineSo you want to buy an airplane t-shirt online? Need tips on how to do it? That's great because you've come to the right place. In this article, we're going to show you everything you need to learn about buying aviation t-shirts online. About Credit Cards and Other Payment Options First, you need a credit card. Some online sellers accept different payment options, but most of them accept credit cards. Using your credit card will help in facilitating the transaction. All you need to do is to enter your credit card details, including your name, your address, credit card number and the verification number at the back of your card. Most credit card transactions online go by smoothly without a hitch. However, if you are concerned about the security of the financial information that you send over the web, you better use another payment option. One option is PayPal. It allows you to pay for your online transactions without having to reveal your credit card number. That way, your credit card

A Guide To Being A Perfect Boyfriend / Husband - Yes I Wrote All Of This, And Its From The Heart/ Past Experiences - What I Want In A Guy1) if she walks away from you - follow her
2) if she tares at your lips - kiss her
3) when she pushes or hits you - grab her and dont let go
4) when her hand rubs against yours - grab it and hold her hand
5) if she's cold - give her your jacket
6) if he lets you wear his clothing - he likes you in them
7) if she comes to you crying - ask whos ass am i gonna kill
8) most women PERFER to be called BEAUTIFUL over sexy. by calling them sexy, iot most of the time makes them feel like just a trophy girl, if you tell them they are beautiful, they know you mean inside and out
* most of the time girls jsut want their man to cuddle with them, so sit on the couch, watch a movie, and put your arm around her
* girls love when their man holds them, and hugs them for no reason at all
* those kisses out of nowhere ? yeah we love those too.
* dont say you love us if you dont, cause sooner or later we will find out the truth
* if u feel like cheating, just end the realtion

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7 Guidelines For Band Girlfriends/wives“Now that you're with the Band”
By Silver Diamond
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A heart of Fire Burns , A guiding light,
I Shall return one day , Return ,
On a Silver backed horse , By Moonlight ,
Say , Say those treasured words ,
If thou wants it so , To return to the woods,
Bask by the stone place & eat our daily feast,
Let it be,
Let it be ,
Let it be!

Guifanesen Protocol For FibromyalgiaGuaifenesin protocol is an experimental, alternative treatment for fibromyalgia proposed in the 1990s by R. Paul St. Amand, MD. The treatment involves three parts: titrating to the proper guaifenesin dosage, avoiding salicylates, and following a low carbohydrate diet if the patient is hypoglycemic. Guaifenesin has not been approved by the FDA for the treatment of fibromyalgia, and the protocol has not been shown to be effective in clinical trials as of 2005. It has been adopted by many due to anecdotal evidence of success.
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Guilty As SinI am never innocent
my attention turns to you
and i contemplate the joy
of your hands sliding smoothly
over each feminine curve
the scent of you hair
the sweetness of your mouth
the saltiness of your flesh
the hardness of your desire
fueling and flooding my own
i am guilty…. guilty as sin
when i think about sin with you
sweet sin savored like sips
of love’s wine upon your tongue
deep inside my arching chalice
you are as guilty as me
you can feel the heat of my skin
beneath your flexing fingertips
and taste the sweetness of my lips
parted to welcome you inside
we are never innocent and always
ready to incriminate ourselves
pleading guilty to crimes of passion
you murder my reason with your touch
and steal away every vestige of virtue
when you whisper my name

Guilin And YanshouGuilin and yanshou
30th Apr 2006 1:42 AM
Hey guys, been a while since i last had a chance to update, and as its a rainy sunday afternoon i thought i would sort it out.
We arrived a few days ago in Guilin, easy flight and the view of the hundreds of paddy fields and mountains at sundown was amazing. Guilin was an alright town, quite rural but also touristy at the same time. but very explotative of tourists. pauls bank had decided to not let him have more cash due to the fact they are muppets (got it sorted now) so i had to foot the bill for everything which has been a big drain. Some good scenery in Guilin but as soon as we arrived the humidity hit us like wall of something unpleasent and sticky, hostel room was very damp so more annoynace but some interesting poeple were around. not much to do there so only stayed a couple of evenings before takling the boat down to yangshuo.
The boat trip down the famous river Li was something i had been looking forward too for ages, suppose

Guilty MurdererI’m killing everything I lived for
I’m killing my purpose, I’m killing my dream
I’m ending a life in selfishness
And according to you it’s all I can do
But you can’t feel the pain I’m feeling
You can’t see how I feel inside
You can’t ever know what this is doing to me
You can’t even begin to try
I can go pretending, I can keep living a lie
I can go on believing this pain will dissipate and die
I can go on living like this is any other day
but I know the guilt in me will grow on and slowly eat me away

GuiltyI always knew I hurt you and now I’ve made you cry.
I can’t forgive myself and can’t even begin to try.
Your face still haunts me each and every night.
Even though you’ve forgiven me doesn’t mean it’s right.
The though will always run through my brain as the memories slowly drive me insane.
It just makes me sick knowing I hurt you.
I just pray to god you don’t hurt me too.

Guilty Till Proven Innocent...heh...
witch hunting...
if you drown...you're not a witch...
if you don't drown...you're one...and they burn you on the stake...
they'll stick knife into your body to find that particular spot...the witch's spot where it's not supposed to hurt...
so too bad if you die from the wounds they inflicted...so you're innocent...
either way...you lose...
heh...

GuiltyI'm guily until proven innocent
Body: This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have....
1. Dated outside your race?
I have dated someone who wasn't white, but i don't consider that outside my race
2. Given a hickey?
Yup yup yup
3. Dated your best friend?
Yup
4. Sung in the shower?
Alot
5. Spit in someone's drink?
Nope..I wanted to tho
6. Broke up with someone?
Yes
7. Opened your Christmas presents early?
yup yup
9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?
HELLS YEAH! I FUCKIN LOVE THAT MOVIE
10. Had more than five REAL bf/gF?
Yes.. not at the same time, but yes
11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?
yes.. played Doom II for a week
12. Ran through the sprinklers?
Yup yup
13. Ate food th

Guilty PleasuresOkay, so I've gotten caught up in a drama series, which is rare for me. I do not watch soap operas, I don't do the Desperate Housewives thing... but here's a series I can get caught up in... Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series. As far as my reads go, I usually lean towards the more academic choices, expanding my mind and pushing the limits of my own knowledge... But this is a great guilty pleasure and a nice side track.
Written by Laurell K. Hamilton, Anita Blake is a vampire executioner, a necromancer, friend to every troubled monster, and a nasty foe to all who oppose her. Her small stautre is offset by her vorvacious appetite for revenge and justice. I love her nasty little attitude. I think my favorite quote is when Anita says "The quickest way to a man's heart is 6 inches of steel right between the ribs".
Start with Guilty Pleasures, followed by The Laughing Corpse, Circus of the Damned, and Luantic Cafe... careful, these novels are as infectious as a vampire's glance.

Guilty PleasuresLet's talk about guilty pleasures. C'mon, we all have them. A movie, book, or food that we really enjoy, but would be embarrassed to share with most people.
Well, as we know by now, I'm not embarrassed to share just about anything with you poor saps, since you're willing to read all the thoughts that gush out of my head. So here we go -- some of my personal guilty pleasures.
Blood of Heroes (Movie)
Odds are, unless you're Mike, you've never heard of this fine cinematic gem. (I'm betting Mike has seen it. Am I wrong?) It's sort of a post-apocalyptic Bad News Bears except that, instead of baseball, they play a game where someone tries to put a dog skull on a stake while avoiding getting the living crap beat out of them by very large men holding blunt objects. Yes, a dog skull on a stake. It stars Joan Chen and Rutger Hauer, who, as in Blade Runner, is giving off some incredibly charismatic sexy vibes. Yes, Rutger Hauer. No, I am not off my rocker.
80's Music
It's

Guilty As Charged Before I Get Attacked Againyes I went and looked at a certain someone's page again...I can't help it that I still worry...so before I get attacked and called a cunt yet again...I apologize...no matter what happened between all of us I can't just turn off my feelings like that...you guys meant something to me for a while...you were all special people in my life...and if that makes me guilty of being a stupid bitch...a cunt...a "wiccanwhorebag"...or whatever else you want to call me to cut me again...then so be it...I really don't care about your opinion on me...I just wanted to be sure that you were ok...but I guess it just doesn't matter anymore does it...good luck in your futures...I'll try to ignore my better feelings towards humanity...and treat you like the nothing you want to be and portray yourself as by your hateful actions...stay off my page and I'll stay off yours

GuiltyI am sorry I have been bringing you down.
I just want you to know that the words of hate mean nothing.
I have been depending on you for far to much.
You shouldn't have to protect me anymore.
Why should you have to stay here with me?
I have kept you here long enough in this world of my own.
I shouldn't be expecting you to help me through forever.
I am sorry that I have been so selfish and have been thinking of nobody but myself.
For I have to learn to grow up on my own.
Because lessons of unfairness shouldn't have to be shared.
I do not expect to be forgiven,
because I myself have not done so.
I have a sinking feeling inside of me telling me that I was wrong.
I am guilty of everything, and things I have yet to confess.
But it is just a sign of my pathetic selfishness.

Guilty!Now we are waiting on the decision for the death penalty...
Hands still slightly hurt... :( But its getting better.
~Me

GuiltConsumed by guilt
love lost
a dear friend gone
perhaps never to return
How do you live with hurting someone so special to you?
How do you keep going, knowing that you caused them so much pain?
Just a few simple words could have changed the world
but the words went unspoken
now all is guilt and despair.
I am so sorry my friend
I will never forgive myself for causing you so much pain.

GuiltGuilt
So much pain
in my heart as
our oppressors want
us to keep quiet
Aconspiricy of silence
because if you tell
the wrong people
The price is to high
Tormented
made to feel dirty
Guilty
Years of torture as
I believed that it was
all my fault
And why
Can I not talk
About what happened
Without feeling ashamed
of myself
Not him

Guilty/i'm Living The High Life, Baby. Love You So Much.I miss you.
It's no secret.
But, the days go by faster, and I don't need you like I did.
Or as the MCR song says [yes, I realize I'm committing music suicide by quoting infamous bands but..] "I don't love you like I did yesterday."
You have to admit Gerard shouldn't make it on the GoFugYourself website. He was pretty damn hot in that video, but I digress.
I believe Jen Lancaster is my comedic hero. (Is comedic even a word? No? Too bad. I just made it one.)
I got her book today, and I am currently on page 104, and in love with every page.
She has an amazing vocabulary. Maybe I should recruit her as my tutor for the SAT. Or maybe I should just read more.
Oy.
How do you check people out? And what exactly are you checking out? My cellulite? We-hell, let me tell you, it isn't something to be checking out.
I'm young, and I have cellulite. Fuck me.
Yes, yes, yes and yes. I'm conservative, to a sense. I should be anyway. I tell myself I will NOT end up li

GuiltOk, I have known for a very long time that I need to quit smoking. I have tried just about everything under the sun. I have tried cold turkey (which ended up giving me anxiety) to nicorette gum (which tastes absolutely horrid). I have even tried just regular gum, mints, etc. I was given pills but that didn't help either.
I remember asking my mom to quit when I was in the 5th grade. She flat out told me no. But to hear my own son tell me that he wants me to stop smoking b/c I will die and he will be alone is making me feel so guilty that I do smoke. I have like no willpower.
So, what do I do? Do I try magic? Do I leave it in Gods hands? Do I try cold turkey again? Something has to give. I want to see him have children of his own.

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Guilt TripSailing in her battered ship
Driven by the winds of an undeserved guilt trip
Wandering aimlessly at sea
Following a map written by someone elses deceit
Tossed by the raging waves
Going down with the ship,she refuses to be saved
No one has told her she doesnt need to drown
So used to being lost, to afraid to be found
Slipping farther from the shore
Im afraid one day no one will be able to save her anymore
Her sails are torn and ripped
By the storm of an undeserved guilt trip

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Guilt TripsI was raised in a home where guilt was used as a method of control. Then one day i had an epiphany.
Let me explain.
Guilt is an emotion. Just like Love is an emotion. Now it is common knowledge that you can't make someone feel love. They either love you or they don't. No more, no less.
Now, if Love and Guilt are both emotions, and you can't make somoene feel Love, wouldn't it stand to reason that you can't make someone feel guilt?
Yeah I know there are going to be someone of you that say "It isn't that they make you feel it, they convince you that of it."
But that logic still doesn't hold up. No one can convince me that I love someone. I either do or I don't. So why can't Guilt work the same way?
Just because someone says you are guilty, that doesn't mean you actually are.
Step back and use your conscience. That's why you have it.
If you can scincerly look at the situation in which you are being accused and say that you haven't done anything wrong, th

GuiltGuilt
"It used to be what drove me on
the feeling that woke me up in the morning"
Guilt
It was the seed
for all my self destruction.
Guilty of guilt.
Guilt
The grinder of souls.
The grinder of hearts.
Perfection
in the perfect guilt.
Infested in the mind,
deeply,
invisible hand.
Pushing and pulling.
Gliding from dream to reality
it chokes me.
Guilt
Unwanted,
not integrated.
Guilt
a terrible
sponge,
sucking
the water of my life.
Guilt
loses its power,
when I keep it in the spotlight.
it is part of me,
who I am,
thus I embrace it.
If I claim I am
a continuous river of love.
Then I must be
a continuous river
of all there is,
in this world.
Darkest of dark.
Brightest of bright.

Guilty Befor Proven InnocentPresumption of innocence is a legal right that the accused in criminal trials has in many modern nations. It states that no person shall be considered guilty until finally convicted by a court. The burden of proof is thus on the prosecution, which has to convince the court that the accused is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. In principle, the defense does not have to 'prove' anything. However, the defense may present evidence tending to show that there is a doubt as to the guilt of the accused.
Take into concideration,now,the reality of the way the human brain realy thinks...GUILTY BEFOR PROVEN INNOCENT...Thanks to the media/press, most cases are brought out into the public eye with out all the evedence on the table . The press often times will act as the judge and jurry in any given case.Therefore,the innocent may very well be tried and hung by the press..leaving the jurry with a bad taste in their mouth for the accused,and therefore convicting an innocent person of a crime they d

Guilty PleasuresRead this, but tell no one!
lol
In no particular order:
1) Soap Operas: specifically The Young and the Restless
2) AM Gold type music and Disco
3) Playing online games and video games - if I get to the movie theater early and there is a game room -- I'm there.
4) Fubar - I hate the person who sent me the invite. I burn so many hours in here.
5) Reading "bodice rippers". You know, cheap, grocery story romance novels.
6) Reality TV marathons on MTV or VH1. I generally dislike reality tv. I remember watching the first seasons of Survivor and Big Brother and I'm tapped out. But on a weekend when I'm doing laundry or just being lazy and I catch it on tv, I'll watch it.
7) Seeing OU (Oklahoma University) lose. Okay, not so guilty, but it is sheer pleasure.
8) MMA fights - when the reality show (yeah, I know) about IFL fights came on Spike I started watching it. I totally dig it!! It's better than boxing to me...plus, some other factors that will remain undis

Guilty Of My ConvictionGuilty Of My Conviction
Here I stand accused by a jury of my peers
to answer to my crimes. I stand here to face
my conviction and confess my crimes; I stand
in front of you Judge to say I'm guilty and I
ask for no mercy, so please Judge convict me
of my crimes cause I'm ready to pay for my
wrongs.
Poem By: Charles L.Nelson

Guilty ConsciousGUILTY CONSCIOUS
I’m lost in confusion
Trapped by lies
Wrapped in guilt
Trying to hide
A secret exposed
A lie unfolded
How could this be
Everything is coming unglued
The people I hurt
The pain I caused
All because I was a little lost
Take away this guilt
Take away the pain
I must confess
I must break free
Today’s the day
I will lose the biggest part of me
A poem by Cassandra R. Nolasco

GuiltGuilt.
Recently I was thinking about the concept of guilt. Why is it that guilt is so important to us? I mean it must be important because we embrace it so much. Sometimes it’s even the major driving force in our lives. But do we HAVE to feel guilty?
Let me start by saying that I firmly believe that there’s absolute right and absolute wrong in this world. And I also believe that since we are human beings, we WILL make mistakes. So there is quite a potential for feeling guilt. And I also believe that we need some guilt in our lives. But just enough to make us realize that we made a mistake and that we are sorry. After that, we should let the it go. But too many people keep the guilt. They keep it way down inside where it becomes part of them. It’s almost like they are hording it. But why? I think a lot of it is that we were raised that way. I think it rather humorous that so many ethnic backgrounds claim that they are the masters of guilt. Irish, Italian, Jewish, a

Guilt Feelings Are After The Fact>what We Feel>>I for one know this , We do or say a wrong thing then guilt sets in..>
we must remember we have chosen to do or say ; what is best to get on with living..> we must try to not answer in rage or haste ;
But try to think the situiation thru before , we reply to another person. We must make a decision based on what well we feel is right,
and that all can live with and get thru the problems of everyday life.
Life is never easy but ,
its a great life ,
if we choose the best as we think it is to be. , we are only human and at times make grave mistakes ,
then forgivness is needed . hugs all diana

Guilt TripsWhy is it that people try to make me feel bad for wanting to only be there friend? I dont understand why they feel the need to make me feel guilty over something as lame as not wanting to date them.I shouldnt feel guilty but when they constatly say negative things like "im sure your to busy to talk" "I guess i should leave you alone"

Guild WarsMan I have been playing the heck out of this game. I told my GF she should play and we both play daily even if its just for an hour or so.
If you play it my name is Malik Dankirk.

Guilt TripsI was raised in a home where guilt was used as a method of control. Then one day i had an epiphany.
Let me explain.
Guilt is an emotion. Just like Love is an emotion. Now it is common knowledge that you can't make someone feel love. They either love you or they don't. No more, no less.
Now, if Love and Guilt are both emotions, and you can't make somoene feel Love, wouldn't it stand to reason that you can't make someone feel guilt?
Yeah I know there are going to be someone of you that say "It isn't that they make you feel it, they convince you of it."
But that logic still doesn't hold up. No one can convince me that I love someone. I either do or I don't. So why can't Guilt work the same way?
Just because someone says you are guilty, that doesn't mean you actually are.
Step back and use your conscience. That's why you have it.
If you can scincerly look at the situation in which you are being accused and say that you haven't done anything wrong, then don't assum

Guilty Feelings...Ok...so going to the institution that i do; i often get to meet people that most people dont...some famous, but mostly high power military, and business men. i had a lunch, with a business man who will remain nameless, the other day and after talking to him for a long time he offered me a job after i finish my program here. this isnt the first time this has happened...but for the first time ever i have actually been thinking about it...and i feel really guilty right now. i suppose its because im so close to the end now that im just finding things to distract myself from the goal...i know my committment is still strong, and that i have the constitution to do what is right...just wanted to share...should i feel guilty? is that my mind's attempt to run away from my future?
feel free to offer advice if you like...

Guilty PleasuresWe all have them.....but how often do we share them?
Is it a 3 some?
A more some?
A secret crush?
A stolen kiss?
An alcohol induced night of passion?
Is it the temptation of pleasure from someone you know you shouldn't be with?
A hidden fetish?
What's your guilty pleasure???

Guilty Until Proven Innocent.Am I mistaken? Didn't we start this country with the intention of stoping persecution and injustice. If thats so, then how do we justify the way the media crucify's someone simply for being accused of something. We can't have it both ways, either we admit the justice system doesn't work the way it is and change it. Or we have faith in the system and not make public a persons name who hasn't actually been found guilty of any crime.
How many times a day to you hear the words "so and so has been charged with this or that crime"? Now compare that to how many times you here the words, "so and so was charged but was found innocent of all wrongdoing"? And besides, even if you heard those words, the seed of doubt has already been planted. For the record I'm not talking about celebrities. We all know we get to hear every little stupid detail of celebrites lives, but thats another post.
I'm talking about your John Smiths and Mary Jones's. Nowdays, simply being accused o

Guilty - NazerathYes baby, I’ve been drinkin’
Shouldn’t come by anymore
But I found myself in trouble darlin’
And I have no place else to go.
I got some whiskey, from a bottle
Got some cocaine, from a friend
And I had to keep on movin’ darlin’
Till I was back in your arms again.
And I’m guilty, I am guilty
And I’ll be guilty for the rest of my life
How come I’m never gonna do
What I’m supposed to do
Seems like everything I do
Never turns out right
That’s how it is with me darlin’
You know I just can’t stand myself
But it takes a whole lot of medicine darlin’
For me to pretend that I’m somebody else.

Guilt TripsIt never ceases to amaze me how people can find it so easy to do you wrong when even you are trying your very best to safeguard their emotions even though you want to so badly just let them fall flat on their face and suffedr for all the wrong that they have done to you.
Men, I will never understand the ones that enter into relationships without honesty in their heart, the ones that want to make the relationship a journey of agonizing discovery. They sit there and tell you how great you are and how you are everything that they want and then they are constantly tyring to second guess you in a way by talking to other girls - you hear the lies spewing forth from their lips like a poison fog and you want to disbelieve what your heart and head makes painfully obvious - so you wait and when the proof comes you are shrushed just like you knew you would be; but it is undeniable and right there in your face.
But the worst of it all is now that you know they fucked up and you are walking away

10 Guilty Pleasures10 guilty pleasure.....
10. Maguires....a small Irish pub located in Ft Lauderdale, Fl. A place I learned to relax in....maybe a little too much. From the outside swings, to the inside back bar, to their parking lot....the place reminds me of S~E~X. Plain & simple.
9. My new treadmill....I know sounds kinda silly but I love the new me that's evolving from it.
8. Writing erotica....anything from fictional to actual memories often leaves me wet and HOT.
7. Seduction....whispered words by candlelight....a simple touch....kisses along my lower back....bites along my inner thighs.
6. Porn....OMG I am a porn addict. Of course I have a few favorites in the male porn star category....Wesley Pipes, Mr Marcus, Mandingo lol Hell Yeah swing them dicks. My favorite kind is interracial, anal, and the money shots....all over the face.
5. Bailey's....Smooth and creamy dribbling slowly down my throat....coating it with that sweet taste all too familiar to me. Double shot of Bailey's s

Guilt TripSailing in her battered ship
Driven by the winds of an undeserved guilt trip
Wandering aimlessly at sea
Following a map written by someone elses deceit
Tossed by the raging waves
Going down with the ship and she refuses to be saved
No one has told her she doesnt need to drown
So used to being lost, to afraid to be found
Slipping farther from the shore
Im afraid one day no one will be able to save her anymore
Her sails are torn and ripped
By the storm of an undeserved guilt trip

Guilty PleasuresWhat wud u do for an hour of fun that may or may not be good at all? Are you willing to live with it for the rest of ur life? what is the price ur willing to pay if it aint worth what u expected it to be??? well "What we do in life echoes in eternity"

Guilty Or InnocentSinging in the shower?:
Guilty
Left the stove on?:
Not guilty
Ate Stale food?:
Guilty but didn't know it until too late
Spit in someone's Drink?:
Ewwwwwwwwww that's just not right
Stole Something from a friend?:
Nope
Played with Barbies?:
Ummmm yup when I was a kid with my adopted sister
Kissed your posters of your favorite stars?:
Don't have posters never have probably never will
Listened to stupid music and said you like it?:
Ummmmmmmm what is stooopid music??
Made someone cry?:
Guilty as charged
Opened your Christmas presents early?
Nope not even as a kid
Found money, and didn't turn it in?:
What is found money??
Gave money to a homeless person?:
Never..............been homeless myself
Thought "Star Wars" was cool?:
I still think it's kewl
Had a super-hero costume?:
Does Simple Simon from the children's rhyme count as a super hero??
Lied to protect a friend?:
Never...........
Broken a bone?:
Which one......

GuiltSo last night was crazy (what night isn't around here?). There was an 18 year old hanging around....ok, I Lied...she turns 18 next month. But she was trashed, she was hot, and she was HORNY. I had a chance...she came onto me pretty hard. Scratch that...she came onto me VERY STRONGLY. There was no doubt what she wanted. I turned her down. Why, I'm not sure...she's hot. But...I did, because I want someone else, someone I can't have right now, someone who isn't technically mine...I turned down sex with one of the hottest chicks I have ever encountered, and definitely the hottest chick to ever try something with me...and I feel guilty as hell. In what world does this make sense? I'm single, I could have (possibly SHOULD have) gone for it...but I didn't, and I'm still racked with guilt. WTF?

Guiltyjudged by a jury of your peers
pair plugged ears
whose gossip rumored me to err
brr!
it is cold in here
being alone in a court
and handcuffed naked
you approach your bench
gown stuffed with evidence
gavel slams
to get my attention
silencing me
while u mention
in hushed to to your peers
that i've made a career
of......
the verdict is guilty
everyone point freely
guilty of being me.

Guiltthere are many forms of guilt but the one that continues to be a the killer is the one of never havein said goodbye. its been 2 years and ive never gotten over it and no matter how much i try to move on and forget that day it never seems to happen. and now i get to spend forever missin him and never gettin over the guilt that i wasnt there to be able to say goodbye and that i loved him one last time. if isnt was drives me to the grave i dunno what will but why does one person have to live with one simple mistake forever? and one does one not get over it?

Guilotine Dreams.We march along one at a time. Standing tall perfectly within our line. It's time they say to pay our fines. We stand together, because these chains they bind.
We are the generation of guilotine dreams. Our jailers seek to see our blood in streams. Time for us to pay for our extremes.
We watch, We wait, till it's our turn. Watching the line, as the bodies are burned. Black is the smoke, the closest lungs begin to choke. We remain gasping for air, stare towards the end of nowhere.

Guilty Dog BarksTHERE ARE REAL PEOPLE HERE THAT ARE HERE FOR FUN AND FRIENDSHIP. NOT HERE FOR DATING.NOT HERE FOR THE ''HOOKUPS''. JUST BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT PAST FANTASY AND MET OTHER PEOPLE FROM THE NET AND SCREWED THEM THEREFORE RUINING WHAT "FANTASY" IS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT DOESNT MEAN THE REST OF US HAVE DONE IT TOO. SO KEEP ON BARKING BECAUSE ALL IT DOES IS TELL ON YOURSELF AND YOUR ACTIONS THEY ARE WORTH A MILLION WORDS.

Guilty Feelings"Guilt draws much of it's power over us from the fact that most of us have a real difficulty telling appropriate guilt from undeserved guilt. We believe that if we're feeling guilty it's always because we've done something bad.
Here is a list to determining if you should feel guilty:
Is what you did or want to do malicious?
Is what you did or want to do cruel?
Is what you did or want to do abusive?
Is what you did or want to do insulting, belittling, or demeaning?
Is what you did or want to do truly harmful to the other person's well being?
If you answer yes to any of these questions, the guilt you're feeling is appropriate as long as it creates feelings of remorse, and not self hatred.
Take a look at what is making you feels resentful and stressed out . "WHERE IS IT WRITTEN" ____ (name) assumes/expects/demands that I will do an action for them.
"WHERE IS IT WRITTEN that everyone else's needs are more important than mine. These seeming immutable rules, which a

Guilty PleasuresThese are a few of the songs I just love listening to that are the complete antithesis of my usual tastes (no particular order):
Taylor Swift - Love StoryJason Mraz - I'm YoursRegina Spektor - FidelityNatasha Bedingfield - These WordsIngrid Michaelson- The Way I am

Guilt TripsI was raised in a home where guilt was used as a method of control. Then one day I had an epiphany.Let me explain.Guilt is an emotion. Just like Love is an emotion. Now it is common knowledge that you can't make someone feel love. They either love you or they don't. No more, no less. Now, if Love and Guilt are both emotions, and you can't make somoene feel Love, wouldn't it stand to reason that you can't make someone feel guilt?Yeah I know there are going to be someone of you that say "It isn't that they make you feel it, they convince you that of it." But that logic still doesn't hold up. No one can convince me that I love someone. I either do or I don't. So why can't Guilt work the same way?Just because someone says you are guilty, that doesn't mean you actually are.Step back and use your conscience. That's why you have it.If you can scincerly look at the situation in which you are being accused and say that you haven't done anything wrong, then don't assume responsibility for it. Ta

Guilty Pleasure.....Ok... I want to know a secret.
Whats your guilty pleasure song the one that you really don't want others to know you like but it's stashed on your a playlist , cd, or ipod.
Mine is (here we go)
George Micheal...Faith (and i'm not even gay) lol

Guilt TripSailing in her battered shipDriven by the winds of an undeserved guilt tripWandering aimlessly at seaFollowing a map written by someone elses deceitTossed by the raging wavesGoing down with the ship,she refuses to be savedNo one has told her she doesnt need to drownSo used to being lost, to afraid to be foundSlipping farther from the shoreIm afraid one day no one will be able to save her anymoreHer sails are torn and rippedBy the storm of an undeserved guilt trip

Guilty...Stolen sloppy kisses
with no flicker or spark
marks and scars my holy ideals
you're disturbing groans
the futile friendship has changed it's tone
thanks for reminding me
that i've never really enjoyed being alone
feel cheap and used
my guilty conscience
unclean
look what we've done
what does it mean?
------------------------------------------
Magical green foliage
turns into a sinful cage
marks me for my sins
And I hope you for yours
did you enjoy the ride?
it definately left me filled with void
very unsatisfied

Guilty????Who's guilty? Wife dreaming and shouts "quick my husband is back!" Or The husband jumping out of bed then realizes, damn! im the husband?

GuiltThe other day in face book, my sons future wife posted something that kinda pissed me off but I held my tougue as hard as that was to do.
She said its nice to be put on a guilt trip, how refreshing. Well if you knew his girl you would understand were I will be going with this blog.
She is a self centered girl who has to have the best of the best. Nothing else will do and it dont matter what is sacrifisted in getting it.
My son recently lost almost 3 of his fingers and is in treatment. So ya he's vulnerable right now, his emotions are running a muck.
Any how, she values love on how much you spend on her. And gawd if you need her to get you something its like pulling teeth.
Soooooooooooooooooo , I am assumming my son wanted something and was refused. And had to put her on a guilt trip to get it.
Sad if you feel you have to go this route just to get a loved one or friend to return a favour or simply help you out.
So I broke down and responded to her comment in saying.
Somet

GuiltSo I just asked my cousin for the money that she owed me from about a year ago. (70 pounds)
Considering I didn't have much money to spend for my birthday on wednesday I kinda had to do it, although she owed it to me I still feel guilty as she can't even pay me back the full amount. Only about half for my Birthday.
I still feel guilt.
My conscience needs tweaking I think.
I always feel guilty so easily when stupid things aren't even my fault.

Guilt At Death BedAddmisision of guilt at ones death bed does you no good. You created the future for yourself. Karmic Laws are fulfilled by what you sow that you reap.
Get it through your heads. No surgery, unless all come forward right from 2000 and spit, cough, or vomit the truth.
Alive or dead for me is basically moot and does not matter. Whatever the world I am in I'll be able to reach any. On the other side there is no need to sleep or rest and can come at any in a mulitfacted manner.
Get it, you place me front of a Judicial system and the ultimate is done by me. Gotta die anyway.
So start with A and let Z bring the rear.
If you want I'll name you all with support and who, what, where, when, how, and the infamous CITIBANK Account Number.
Fun time is just around the corner with Holloween,
Norio

Guilty Feelingsometimes I get guilty feelings.
Today I feel guilty about this guy I used to live next door.
He was a friendly young man, looked like a messed up rock singer who couldnt make it big.
We never really hang out, but we chatted off and on about music we like.
One lonley night I went to him, and he took me in. But later when he wanted me, I pushed him away.
I remember one time when he called and things he said to me.... "so this is how it is now?"
Back then I didnt really care, but later on I feel really bad.
I feel bad cuz he gave me what I wanted when I wanted, but I didnt give it to him when he wanted. I liked him. He reminded me of something but I cant figure out what it is. He wasnt in a good point of his life then, I hope he is now. I wonder how he is doing now. I hope to see him again someday and be able to tell him that Im sorry for what I did.

Guilt In Hereby Miranda Lambert
God knows I tried everything I couldTo stay inside tonightBut that boy's like a sore in your mouthThat you just have to biteThis number one is shakin' handsWith numbers two and threeIs it guilty in here or is it just meI made a point of not mixin'Love and pleasure in my lifeDaytime boys and nightime boysUsually don't see eye to eyeBut I've been on a roll of lateAnd they're all on their kneesIs it guilty in here or is just meWhat became of all the boysWho only want one thingWill someone tell me what I'm doin' wrong'Cause the good ones all got wedding ringsAnd the young ones are just too dumbI don't think I have any moreRoom underneath my thumbMaybe after all the ends do justify the meansIs it guilty in here or is it just me[Chorus]'Cause the good ones all got wedding ringsAnd the young ones are just too dumbI don't think I have any moreRoom underneath my thumbMaybe after all the ends do justify the meansIs it guilty in here or is it just meIs it guilty in here, maybe

Guilty By AssociationFestering pustules of putrid acid fill my bowels and create a unwelcome habitat for peace. I fill dirty and hopeless as eyes surround on all sides. My heart shrinks as I try to hide and crawl back inside. The beast screams in defiance when told to stand down. Fear and loathing start to take over as streams of blood red tears wash my shameful face. I am losing ground in a battle I never wanted and can not withstand again. Numbers painted on the foreheads of the dead haunt me with the wicked memories, screams try to come forth but are quickly muffled by the shouts of my accusers. I fall to my knees waiting for the stones of death to claim my soul. One by one the stones are thrown and none seem to hit their mark. A evil dark figure looms from the shadows with a fiery boulder aimed at my head. With a fierce toss from unloving hands comes my death with a claim on my soul.

Guiltyim a bit guilty of caring what people think about me. i say i dont give a shit a lot. all fabrications. i do care. im guilty of trying to make everyone happy and be likable to everyone on here and in my life outside of here. most people are misinformed or judge me too quickly. some people simply dont like me based off of what other people say about me. some people dont like me because of the people im friends with. my whole life, ive been taken advantage of. people misuse the fact that im super generous and will do anything for my friends. i like to help people and for that i seem to get walked on more then a treadmill. doesnt really seem fair to me. i never ask for anything from my friends except to be a friend and be real with me. if people would actually take time and get to know me they would understand that im not a bad person. pisses me off that people are accusing of doing shit i havent done or trying to get my account deleted for a blast that was approved by fubar. those are ju

GuiltGUILT
I have come to believe that guilt is a useless feeling, for a thinking and self-aware adult.
It seems to me that Guilt is a button installed by our families and others, in order to regulate our behavior. And while MAYBE it had value to those who cared about me for civilizing me as a child, or keeping me safe, it seems useless to me to carry it around as an adult.
Surely whatever payoff I get from feeling guilt, I can obtain in some other way.
And aren't the prices I pay for feeling guilty rather high?

Guilty PleasuresA very unusual short story written by me. After months at sea, a sailor sees a fantasy mermaid, and when he comes ashore at last, his fantasy mermaid is there waiting for him. This story is published on Yahoo, and now is free for all to read on this Yahoo site.

Guilty Or Innocent?Guilty or Innocent?
RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! Now, here' s what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens. :))
1. Asked someone to marry you? --Innocent?
2. Kissed one of your Facebook friends? -- guilty
3. Danced on a table in a bar? -- Innocent?
4. Ever told a lie? -- guilty
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? -- guilty
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? -- guilty
7. Kissed a picture? -- guilty
8. Slept in until 5 PM? -- guilty
9. Fallen asleep at work/school? -- Guilty
10. Held a snake? – guilty
11. Been suspended from school? -- innocent
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? --Guilty
13. Stolen something? – guilty
14. Been fired from a job? – guilty

GuiltGUILT
Guilt is wishing jail for a loved one,
hoping it is for his sobriety.
Guilt is knowing you take,
much more than you can give.
Guilt is loving someone,
You are not with.
Guilt is knowing you will hurt someone.
Because, you'll never leave the one you are with.
Guilt is trying to please others,
when at the moment...
YOU just don't give a fuck!
Guilt is a daily fight.
It consumes my soul.
I should feel SOMETHING...
Yet, I do not!
I am numb....and yet, I feel guilty because of it.

Guilty By ComplexionSo this so-called friend of mine named Lori, who's white, texts me last night to tell me about her rotten day at work. She works in one of the mini market/gas stations where they serve snacks with a semi-deli. This rough black woman strolls in and starts taking her rotten day out on Lori and it's a bad scene because Lori is not really a people person, especially with black women people, even though her job involves customer service. And it was probably all over her face for that sista to see, who started barking about what kind of chicken sandwich she wanted, how it better be cooked, with this sauce, that seasoning and so on. Cutting to the chase, they get into an argument involving some neck wobbling and waving snapping fingers on sista's part. Lori grits her teeth and walks away from the deli counter saying "I just need to get away from this woman!" "Yeah, you know you better!" the sista yells after her. It was very stressfull for Lori I'm sure. Later, she texted me saying that the h

The Guilt Of Escorting A Married Young ManObviously, one of the set of men you will always encounter as an escort is the married men. There are many advantages of a married man hiring you as an escort, and there are also many downturns. Now, the fact remains that when you come to the escort industry in Manchester, the escorts that you find here will enjoy the company of married men so much. This is because they are the most compassionate of all, and they know how to treat a woman. Married men who hire escorts in Manchester are very loving and respectful, and they are always handy with money, because family men are mostly financially stable. This is the high point
The downside of this lies in your conscience. You are a woman and not against marriage and unions. Whenever you are on a date with a married man, you will always feel bad about it. This is due to two reasons. You will feel that this man is cheating on the wife and this makes you conclude that men are all cheats. The next is that humanitarian, escorts in Manchester

GuinnessThis is the only beer I've had that I was forced to drink slowly. It's so much thicker than domestic brews that it was almost like I was drinking a cold, beer flavored hot chocolate. I love it.
GUINNESS!!!

Guinea Pigglets!So.
I sucked it up and made my guinea pig phone call.
We have ... *drumroll please* ...
Two crested females.
One male.
The two brown ones are the females - exactly like their mother.
The black one is the male - like his father. His father has brown on his head and chest - the baby is pure black.
You can find photos of them here.

Guinness Book OpeningsSleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
in the world"
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest
person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, "I am now officially the
smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly
confused and says....."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"

Guiness World RecordWell, we did it! 1683 guitar players at the T-Bone baseball stadium in KCK today playing Smoke On The Water. It was a blast! They had some film footage on KMBC channel 9 at 5PM and of course I took a few pics myself..Besides receiving a commemorative t-shirt for the occasion, I am now in the record books for something besides a speeding ticket. :-)
Pretty cool, huh?

Guinness World Records (part 1)Loudest Burp
WHO:
Paul Hunn
WHAT:
104.9 dB
WHERE:
London, UK
WHEN:
July 20, 2004
The world's loudest burp measured from a distance of 2.5 m (8ft 2 in)and 1 m (3 ft 3 in) high, read 104.9 dB on a certified and calibrated class 1 precision measuring noise level meter, and was achieved by Paul Hunn (UK) at the offices of Guinness World Records, London, UK, on July 20, 2004.
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Tallest Woman - Living
WHO:
Sandy Allen
WHAT:
2.31 m (7 ft 7 in)
WHERE:
Indianapolis, Indiana, USA
WHEN:
As of 1999
Sandy Allen was a 2.95-kg (6.5-lb) baby, and her abnormal growth began soon after her birth in June 1955. By the age of 10 she stood 1.905 m (6 ft 3 in) tall, and was 2.16 m (7 ft 1 in) by 16 years old. Sandy had a dream to break free of a world, that she felt she had outgrown. In her first letter to Guinness World Records in 1974 she wrote, "I would like to get to know someone that is approximately my hei

Guinevere, Lady Of CamelotShe had eyes the colour of onyx
her skin was milky white
With hair like the legend Rapunzel,
its shade the black of night ~
Her beauty and her spirit
like a filly no one had tamed
The Lady, in her loveliness
Guinevere was her name.
She had come betrothed to Arthur
King of this fair land
"Camelot" was his kingdom
which he powerfully ran ~
With nothing much to offer him
except the love within her heart
She promised him forever,
a gift she did impart.
She knew only one way to love a man
Guinevere told the King
And with her body, heart and soul
she would give herself to him ~
A promise she had meant to keep
deep within her soul
For the gift of her true love
would be one that made her whole.
One day a man who was a wanderer
came to Camelot
He carried no riches with him
though a peasant he was not ~
His sword was his one possession
but he was not a knight;
Then he saw the Lady Guinevere
with her skin of milky white.
Fo

Guinness -v- WomenA Guinness always goes down easy
A Guinness doesn't care when you come
A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness
A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath
A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness
After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
Guinness doesn't demand equality
Guinness is always wet
Guinness is never late
Guinness never has a headache
Guinness stains wash out
Hangovers go away
If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony
If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness
When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out
You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness
You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty
You can enjoy a Guinness all month long
You can have a Guinness in public
You can share a Guinness with your frien

The Guise For All Men--women's Language TranslatedThe Guide for all Men
WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going

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GuitarSome of my earliest memories were of my daddy playing guitar and singing with a buddy of his on Sunday afternoons in the front yard of our house. They sat in straight back cane-bottom chairs under a shady oak tree, strumming and singing, drinking Black & White Scotch in between songs and smoking cigarettes, and talking about songs they knew. Years later, Daddy crippled his left forearm and ended his playing guitar.
I started learning to play guitar when I was 14, a new inmate at the Florida Industrial School, a reform school in Marianna, Florida. Scott Brantley, another inmate from Miami, taught me the basic chords and let me practice on his Kay acoustic guitar until I got a Sears and Roebuck Silvertone arch top. Scott performed early rock & roll, rock-a-billy, blues, and country. Many evenings were spent practicing songs and playing, altho I didn't sing publicly. I spent 17 months incarcerated on that trip and there was a lot of time to practice.
After I was released, I went ba

Guitarist Looking For A BandI'm a guitarist looking for a band. I play the guitar by ear. I can play alot of led zeppelin songs, main riffs etc. I play an Electric Ibanez,and I have a classical guitar.
I'm willing to learn most styles,like rock, country blues,jazz heavy metal,pop,punk,funk,reggae,flamenco. I gotta start somewhere,lol

Guitar - Prince (his New Song)oh my god the guy has done it again he has a new kick ass song. some of his recent stuff hasn't had the impact as hi earlier stuff but Guitar is him back at the peak. Can't wait for the new album and of course the concert in August in london.

Guitars Etc..My bass guitar finally died on me after 20 years of faithful service.
Well, theres no use crying over spilled milk, on monday im going to buy a new bass.
Im going to buy a Fender Highway One Jazz bass, actually this will be the first "professional" quality bass i have ever owned, not that i think it will make a difference one way or the other, cheap basses can sound pretty good too, its all in how you play not what brand of bass you play.
I have owned around 30 electric guitars over the last 25 years, some of them have been really expensive american handmade instruments and some have been cheap korean or swedish guitars made out of plywood and plastic, i currently own a 1966 Gretsch 6120 Chet Atkins model that sounds absolutely amazing and a swedish Hagström made of plastic, one of them is worth at least 2000$ and the other perhaps at the most 100$ but both of them are damm good guitars, i have actually used the plastic Hagström a lot more than the Gretsch, i wouldnt trade that sw

Guitars..I bought a new guitar a few days ago and felt a little guilty for a few minutes while i payed for it but afterwards i laughed my ass off, i payed less than 200$ for a guitar worth at least four times that amount, the guy who sold it to me was totally clueless about the value of it.
I think im going to sell my Gretsch 6120 guitar, i hardly ever use it anymore and seeing as this guitar goes for over 3500$ new and mine is over 40 years old and still looks like new im guessing its worth a whole lot of money, i dont need the money really but i cant see the point in owning musical instruments that just sit in a closet collecting dust.

Guitar SongsI sit here in the dark
As you strum your guitar
We're in teh same room
But it feels so fucking far
Far away-not in distance
But far away at heart
I feel closer to you
When we are apart
I don't know what it is
but it's killing me inside
You want me to choose
Which path to follow- I can't decide
For not much longer
Can we keep living
A lie (to ourselves)
Or keep on giving
I'm not ready to let go
But I can't stay- I know.
I want us to discover ourselves
to soak it up, to learn, to grow
A sad song now
A sullen, quiet melody
A silence, a breath
It's a song because of me
You ask me what I'm writing
Of course I tell you nothing.
A rush of confusion
Seems to flush my face & thoughts
I light up another cigarette
the smoke swirls about
The silence and the sadness
Haunts my dreams- I shout
This song- a Dave favorite
Makes a small smile come to my face
SOME of the little things
make the space between us - only space -
Not pain, or sadness or

GuitarHis lips so sweet.
His fingers, callused and strong.
The Musician wants to play.
I am his guitar.
He plays me.
He kisses my neck.
Moving down,
Just like the frets.
He runs his fingers, down.
Caressing my smooth body.
He grabs me,
And holds me close to his body.
He kisses me,
Moving down my body.
Running his tongue, softly down me,
Just like strings on his guitar.
His hand moves down my body.
Reaching the end of the my strings.
He flicks my clit, and rubs it.
Just like he is plucking the strings.
I am his instrument.
I can feel his cock start to grow.
The music coming from my mouth,
Making him want to play me more.
The melody speeds up.
He surprises me, and pulls out another instrument.
Like a flute,
Long, hard, and strong.
I am a musician too.
I put my lips around his cock,
And really start to blow.
I can hear him moan, oh yes!
I play him really hard.
So much music being made,
We both want so much more.
We move from slow rock and jaz

Guitar Hero 3, And Online Play, And Pwnage. Not The Good Kind, Either.So, since I'm poor at the moment even though I just got paid, and I don't have an XBox Live Gold account, I activated my free two day trial that came with Crackdown so I could link up my gamertag to my GH3 account online. Also decided to play a few matches through the online system...
Apparently, everyone playing online is like, WAY better than I am. I mean, I can throw down on Expert fairly decently, I can keep up, and do fairly well... but... yeah... this is just sad. Serious pwnage is being laid upon me.
So. If anyone else feels like pwning me in some GH3 online play, I've got about 46 hours left of my free trial. gamertag is tf5bassist :D

GuitarHis lips so sweet.
His fingers, callused and strong.
The Musician wants to play.
I am his guitar.
He plays me.
He kisses my neck.
Moving down,
Just like the frets.
He runs his fingers, down.
Caressing my smooth body.
He grabs me,
And holds me close to his body.
He kisses me,
Moving down my body.
Running his tongue, softly down me,
Just like strings on his guitar.
His hand moves down my body.
Reaching the end of the my strings.
He flicks my clit, and rubs it.
Just like he is plucking the strings.
I am his instrument.
I can feel his cock start to grow.
The music coming from my mouth,
Making him want to play me more.
The melody speeds up.
He surprises me, and pulls out another instrument.
Like a flute,
Long, hard, and strong.
I am a musician too.
I put my lips around his cock,
And really start to blow.
I can hear him moan, oh yes!
I play him really hard.
So much music being made,
We both want so much more.
We move from slow rock and jaz

Guitar HeroDO you have guitar hero for the wii. If you do and want to play online let me know. wow so must fun getiing no replys..lol..Oh well

GuitarsI've been playing guitar for 20 years, and have built up quite the collection. I guess I love them all, but my Rogue Bell Brass Resonator ranks right up there, and then there's my 92 custom Gibson LP w/EMG's for when i really feel like tuning low, and my Dean Dime just begs to shred!!! yet at times my Strat just wants to be caressed so it can let out it's blues before gettin funky. And then I grab my 87 Kramer Striker, which cranks out any sound you could possibly want, and yes, it was made in Korea, which in my opinion slaps together some of the best sounding guitars out there.
what do you folks think?

Guitar Hero3my hubby and I have a 360 too but gh3 on wii only......peace

Guitar Hero For A DayAs a musician, I have looked up to other guitarists who have influenced me through the years. They range from different genres that span through the decades from Les Paul, Chet Atkins, Dave Navarro, Dave Mustaine, Zakk Wylde, Randy Roads, and most of all Slash. Growing up I was, and still am in aw of these guitarists.
Now, anyone that knows me, or has seen me play guitar, knows that I become very shy or timid when complimented on my playing. I am honored that people do compliment me, but I just don't ever want to come off arrogant or anything. I know, weird. On the other hand, I am also the one that, well, is the loose cannon that is off the wall. LOL
So, that is a little background information for this next part.:-)
This past Saturday my friend Greg and I decided to go to the music store to just hang out and look at guitars and amps. While there we played through a few guitars and a couple of amps.As I was looking at the next guitar to jam on I stopped at this Les Paul Specia

Guitarist Bo Diddley Dead At 79Bo Diddley, the musical pioneer whose songs, such as "Who Do You Love?" and "Bo Diddley," melded rhythm and blues and rock 'n' roll through a distinctive thumping beat, has died. He was 79.
Rock 'n' roll pioneer Bo Diddley influenced generations of guitarists.
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Diddley died Monday, surrounded by family and loved ones at his home in Archer, Florida, a family spokeswoman said.
The cause was heart failure, his family said.
The world-renowned guitarist's signature beat -- usually played on an equally distinctive rectangular-bodied guitar -- laid the foundation for rock 'n' roll, and became so identified with him that it became known as the "Bo Diddley" beat. It was unlike anything else heard in pop music. iReport.com: Share your memories of the legend
"This distinctive, African-based ... rhythm pattern (which goes bomp-bomp-bomp bomp-bomp) was picked up by other artists and has been a distinctive and recurring element in rock 'n' roll through the decades

’guitar Hero: Metallica’ Coming SoonTor Thorsen of GameSpot reports: When sifting through an SEC filing of Activision's over the weekend, Wedbush Morgan Securities analyst Edward Woo — associate of the highly visible Michael Pachter — uncovered a gem in the section where the Santa Monica, California-based publisher discussed its upcoming game slate.
"In fiscal 2009, we plan to publish Guitar Hero: On Tour for the NDS; Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, Guitar Hero: Metallica, and Guitar Hero IV across multiple platforms," the company said in its report. Activision's fiscal year ends on March 31, 2009, which means that the game will likely follow the holiday release of Guitar Hero: World Tour (nee Guitar Hero 4).
Guitar Hero: Metallica will be the first time a game based on the multiplatinum-selling band — which has become only slightly less famous for its antipiracy efforts as its musical achievements — has made it to retail. However, it is the second such game to be announced. In 2003, Vivendi Games — which will soon merge w

Guitar Hero AddictI am a Guitar Hero Addict, The first time I ever played it was at Walmart, they were letting people have a go at it before they bought, and my god was i hooked, The summer I bought my cell phones from best buy and they gave me a 150 dollar back, And I bought guitar hero 2 :) in a month i was on begining expert. Woot!! Woot!! I always played it no matter what, I was a college student and i didnt give a rats ass, I played GH and texted, went online ate while I was playing, ADDICT!!!! But when I got my bf in March it all change a bit, cuz it was GH or him and Obviously I chose him, My birthday is on April and you know what he does, fuel the addiction he gets me GH3 for the xbox360 he got me months before x_x I can play almost every song except The Dragonforce song, through the fire and flames sigh damn song, its long and your hands get tired from the strumming and finger work, God damn i swear, its a goal for me to get through, I told many of my friends if i manage to finish that song on

Guitar Heroes Get Ready!!!Play with OLGA!!!
lesson 1 (dig that groove baby)
lesson 2 (nelly the elephant)
more later after youve mastered nelly the elephant!!!

Guitar StandardsLife is about bending the rules without breaking them
Hitting the high notes while sustaining the low ones
Bridging obstacles with positive feedback
is the key to love and harmony
jskins

Guitars.man.
i want a new guitar.
a mosrite.
like the ventures and johnny ramone used.
theres one on ebay right now.
actually, its a univox.
but its sweet.
i also want a 50's stratocaster.
oh yeah.
and a jazzmaster.
a telecaster would be swell too.
an SG would be cool....but i want a fender first.
or the mosrite.
or the univox mosrite ripoff.
the univox.
the 50's strat.
the jazzmaster.
out of those three...the 50s strat is probably the one i would chose......but that univox is just mean lookin. lol

Guitar Legend-inventor Les Paul Dies At Age 94
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Les Paul, who invented the solid-body electric guitar later wielded by a legion of rock 'n' roll greats, died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 94.
According to Gibson Guitar, Paul died at White Plains Hospital. His family and friends were by his side.
As an inventor, Paul also helped bring about the rise of rock 'n' roll with multitrack recording, which enables artists to record different instruments at different times, sing harmony with themselves, and then carefully balance the tracks in the finished recording.
The use of electric guitar gained popularity in the mid-to-late 1940s, and then exploded with the advent of rock in the mid-'50s.
"Suddenly, it was recognized that power was a very important part of music," Paul once said. "To have the dynamics, to have the way of expressing yourself beyond the normal limits of an unamplified instrument, was incredible. Today a guy wouldn't think of singing a song on a stage without a microp

Guitar Heroes And HasbeensI just watched two short interviews on Concert TV. One was David Gilmour to promote the replica of his black Fender Strat. It was uncanny how much he looks and sounds like Richard Chamberlain nowadays. His included the solo from Comfortably Numb live which was brilliant.
The second one was Lita Ford to promote her new album. It was the polar opposite. She sounded like a flake and even worse, the clips of her playing her own music sounded like a hideous garage cover band . She used to sound so much more intelligent in her peak.

Guitars I been using the Gibson Shred guitar and it is terrorizing. The pick up are great and sound is awesome. I compare it to my ESP with active EMG 81s and it kills it.
Check out some Ragencobra tunes and post what your favorite guitar is. We all have our faves.

The Gulch Last Night.. WoootWell as many of you know I finally went out for the first time of me being back in AZ.. Went out with my older sister.. We first went to dillans but was lame.. God i think 7 people were there...LOL But hey the drinks were 2 For 1... NOT BAD!! So we had a few shots there.. Then decided we would head over to the Gulch.. Its like family.. My sister had worked there for 8 years! Yep as a stripper..LOL Sexxyness runs in the family.. Anyways OMG we had a blast~! Totally got a lap dance from one of our good friends! It was quite strange. I don't know man.. Lets just say it was the first time a chick sucked on my Nips.... ROFL........" moving on" Anyways! Yeah i had a blast and PLANNING on going back next Thursday! I got numbers out that fucking ass.. Which isn't normal.. And of course.. I tossed em in the trash on my way out... Grr why am i such a good girl... Huh? Huh? Dude so the owner was talking to me.. And was asking if id start working for him " as a stripper" I'm like OMG NO WAY DUDE!

Gulf Of Mexico Oil Spill TheoryUS Orders Blackout Over North Korean Torpedoing Of Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig
A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia’s Northern Fleet is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media blackout over North Korea’s torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon oil platform owned by the World’s largest offshore drilling contractor Transocean that was built and financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co. Ltd., that has caused great loss of life, untold billions in economic damage to the South Korean economy, and an environmental catastrophe to the United States.
Most important to understand about this latest attack by North Korea against its South Korean enemy is that under the existing “laws of war” it was a permissible action as they remain in a state of war against each other due to South Korea’s refusal to sign the 1953 Armistice ending the Korean War.
To the attack itself, these r

Gulf Oil Disaster: Pensacola Beach (click To See All 22 Photos) (repost)Deepwater Horizon exploded about 11 p.m. on April 20 and later sank. Visit our special report page for the latest reports on the gulf oil disaster.
The tide came in Tuesday night, under a moon almost full, and when the sun came up and the water retreated there it was: a broken band of oil about 5 feet wide and 8 miles long.
It looked like tobacco spit and smelled foreign, and it pooled in yesterday's footprints as far as you could see. State officials called it the worst show of crude on shore from the gusher 120 miles away. READ THE STORY: Oil blankets Pensacola Beach.
Times photos by Edmund Fountain
Kevin Reed, 36, of Pensacola breaks down and weeps upon seeing the oil-defiled shores of Pensacola Beach on June 23, 2010. Reed's father taught him to swim in these waters, and Reed just taught his five year old son to swim here. "This will never be the same," he says. "I'd like to take the CEO of BP and jam his face in that pile on the beach."
Kenny Wood, 4

Gullible GirlSweet, Silly, Gullible Girl
You thought you loved him
But it wasn't so.
Sweet, Silly, Gullible Girl
You thought he loved you
But he broke your heart.
Sweet, Silly, Gullible Girl
You thought it was paradise
But he played you for a fool.
Sweet, Silly, Gullible Girl
You believed every word he said
But none of it was true.
Sleep well you
Sweet, Silly, Gullible Girl
For tomorrow is a new day
Tomorrow there will be another
Sweet, Silly, Gullible Girl
For him to play for a fool
But it won't be you
You Sweet, Silly, Gullible Girl

Gullabilty"Jesus loves the little sheeple of the world" or "power to the sheeple"
Current mood: disappointed
Category: Religion and Philosophy
3 differant types of people exist or "graze'"in this country called u.s.a. they make bold and convincing statements to young impressionable minds and anyone listening ,things such as,"if you want to,u could be anything,even be the president!!"and" fighting a war against drugs"and "its you that makes the difference! "rock the vote"!, shit like,"were having an
energy crises involving a shortage of crude oil" and commercials that tell you that if your feeling a Lil' this or tiny bit that,tell your Dr. and ask about this drug cause u can take charge its your life!" now i agree to a point,and yes u can safely say if you've got a turd playing peek-a-boo with the end of your assholes you've got to take a shit.
but most listeni

GumI know we haven't known each other for that long and I really shouldn't be asking you for this, but I want it so bad! Don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, and your help will be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there's no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but can I have a piece of gum?

GumYou know when you buy that pack of gum, chew a few pieces, and lose the pack? That happened to me last week, but I found it! Yes, indeed.
I went to San Diego last week and bought some gum at the airport. You know...pop the ears, fresh breath, etc...
Well, once I got there I forgot about it for a few days. Eventually, I remembered, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I finally found it tonight. I found it in my dryer! By some miracle, there was no gum on my clothes. However, there is gum all over the drum of the dryer. I know what I can use to clean it, but it will take hours. It might be easier to buy a new dryer!
On a positive note, my underwear smells minty fresh.
I'm not kidding...

Gum Drops And Rosesmoralized sympathy gum drops
blood rose loudly sings
thorn stuck in my finger
i watch it as it bleeds
simple masochism
one-eyes monster bites
darkness now surrounds me
i'm fearful of the nite
jump-back jill jump-back
your demons are on their way
coming for you quickly
its best if you dont stay
i simply cannot tell you
these things that i can see
the mind plays evil tricks
on people like you and me

Gum DiseaseGum Disease
Gum disease is also known as periodontal disease and periodontitis is an inflammatory condition affecting the tissues surrounding a tooth, and it is the leading cause of tooth loss. Gum disease is usually caused by a buildup of plaque, an invisible sticky layer of germs that forms naturally on the teeth and gums. Gum disease can be sneaky, sometimes causing little or no pain or irritation before permanent damage is done to your teeth.

Gummie Bearok im really bored so i decided that i would write a blog lol and in my blog i want to sing about the gummie bears.......so hears my loverly song about gummie bears.......................
gummie bears, gummie bears i love u, you so chewy and yummy and i love u, gummie bears, gummie bears u stay so true but i sing this song cause i gots noting elsa to do lol

Gummie Bears ..jeeshGummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.
What Kind of Candy Are You?

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Gummy Train>
> GUMMY EXPRESS TRAIN
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> COME RIDE THE GUMMY EXPRESS...THERE'S ONLY A FEW BUT HOPEFULLY WE GROW AND GROW. I'M STARTING THIS TRAIN TO HELP OTHERS WITH ALL DIFFERENT NEEDS.
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> WHETHER IT'S A BULLY THAT NEEDS REPOSTING, LEVELING, RATES, FANS, ADDS, ETC. YOU JUST CALL ON
> ONE OR ALL OF THE TRAIN AND WE WILL COME RUNNING.
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> 1. HELP ANOTHER TRAIN MEMBER IN NEED, OR A FRIEND THEY ASK U TO HELP
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> 2. YOU ASK FOR HELP WHEN U NEED IT AND OTHER TRAIN MEMBERS AND THEIR FRIENDS WILL HELP YOU.
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> 3. HAVE A GREAT TIME GETTING NEW FRIENDS, ETC.
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> 4. WHEN U NEED HELP LEVELING DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY POINTS YOU HAVE TO LEVEL EVERY LIL BIT HELPS. DON'T LET A HAPPY HOUR GO TO WASTE!!!
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> 5. MUST FAN ADD AND RATE ALL MEMBERS...THEN PM ME THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED..
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> the person below gummy express is the person to Private message to add to the train! lots of hugs and kisses!
> fan rate and add me too!
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Gummy Express TrainGUMMY EXPRESS TRAIN
COME RIDE THE GUMMY EXPRESS...THERE'S ONLY A FEW BUT HOPEFULLY WE GROW AND GROW. I'M STARTING THIS TRAIN TO HELP OTHERS WITH ALL DIFFERENT NEEDS.
WHETHER IT'S A BULLY THAT NEEDS REPOSTING, LEVELING, RATES, FANS, ADDS, ETC. YOU JUST CALL ON
ONE OR ALL OF THE TRAIN AND WE WILL COME RUNNING.
HERE ARE A FEW RULES:
1. HELP ANOTHER TRAIN MEMBER IN NEED, OR A FRIEND THEY ASK U TO HELP
2. YOU ASK FOR HELP WHEN U NEED IT AND OTHER TRAIN MEMBERS AND THEIR FRIENDS WILL HELP YOU.
3. HAVE A GREAT TIME GETTING NEW FRIENDS, ETC.
4. WHEN U NEED HELP LEVELING DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY POINTS YOU HAVE TO LEVEL EVERY LIL BIT HELPS. DON'T LET A HAPPY HOUR GO TO WASTE!!!
5. MUST FAN ADD AND RATE ALL MEMBERS...THEN PM ME THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED..
the person below gummy express is the person to Private message to add to the train! lots of hugs and kisses!
fan rate and add me too!
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Gummy ExpressGUMMY EXPRESS TRAIN
COME RIDE THE GUMMY EXPRESS...THERE'S ONLY A FEW BUT HOPEFULLY WE GROW AND GROW. I'M STARTING THIS TRAIN TO HELP OTHERS WITH ALL DIFFERENT NEEDS.
WHETHER IT'S A BULLY THAT NEEDS REPOSTING, LEVELING, RATES, FANS, ADDS, ETC. YOU JUST CALL ON
ONE OR ALL OF THE TRAIN AND WE WILL COME RUNNING.
HERE ARE A FEW RULES:
1. HELP ANOTHER TRAIN MEMBER IN NEED, OR A FRIEND THEY ASK U TO HELP
2. YOU ASK FOR HELP WHEN U NEED IT AND OTHER TRAIN MEMBERS AND THEIR FRIENDS WILL HELP YOU.
3. HAVE A GREAT TIME GETTING NEW FRIENDS, ETC.
4. WHEN U NEED HELP LEVELING DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY POINTS YOU HAVE TO LEVEL EVERY LIL BIT HELPS. DON'T LET A HAPPY HOUR GO TO WASTE!!!
5. MUST FAN ADD AND RATE ALL MEMBERS...THEN PM ME THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED..
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The Gummy Bear MassacreWell, I thought tonight would be the same, just as any other nights... Well, at 9 o'clock, I get a phone call from my friend Michelle... She went to a party, was gonna hook up with her usual booty call guy, well he was really drunk. He threw up on her, and so, she called me, needing me to pick her up. I'm just that way, if someone calls, and says "Megan, I need your help", I'm there. So, I get going, and I get to the house, it's full of people. I mean, come on, it's a Monday night for gods sake people. I'm looking through the house, and I see red plastic cups every where, like, 9 or 10 Frisbee being thrown through the house, and they are blaring Avril Lavigne. *shudders* Oh, There were also THOUSANDS of gummy bears, EVERYWHERE! I mean, that place looked like an all out race war had come and gone betwixt the colors of gummies. WTF. Soooo, in my search to find Michelle, I go upstairs... I found her. The guy had stripped to his boxers, she in her bra.... and he's actually sucking gummy b

Gummi Bear DefinitionMy sister being a typical teenager had her best friend over on a saturday night, she comes into the lounge room asking everyone if they want some junk food to snack on oddly enough we all say no, so she goes down comes back with a bag full so i ask her to show me what she got, she pulls out some chips coke ect and a bag of gummie bears so i ask her if i can have a few not wanting all that much. she opens the bag gives some to dad then some to me i look down in my hand and its just a gelationus blob formerly a gummie bear i look up at her and say
"what the this isnt a gummie bear theres no gummie bear definition its just a blob!" she dies with laughter, shortly after she takes the rest and heads to the bedroom with her best friend about twenty minutes later she returns
"shell i found one with definition... look!" she then proceeds to point out the bears features, legs face ears
lmao

Gump, You Are A GeniusYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

GunYou scored as Assault Rifle. You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.Assault Rifle100%Machinegun88%SMG75%Shotgun38%Sniper Rifle25%Revolver0%Pistol0%What Firearm Fits You Best?created with QuizFarm.com

The GunTHE GUNI have lived my lifegathering wounds78' was the first near fatal blast-in dank lockeroom sweet smelling sweatand it came from what I thought was aboveand behindand foreverand for something I did to someone I trustedno one seemed to notice but methe hole that it made inside methe vaccumethe violencethe violet of youth had suddenly wilted"Hey man, was that you?"is all that I mutteredand everyone stood on their soapbox and smiledand I felt like a clown without a circusagain.The next shot came sooner than I had expectedHalf my heartAnd most of my liverMy bloodMy breathingMy bones will not bendThey break when theyre testedThey have no giveNo compromise They are stiff and unforgiving because of that day.So I began to look upThe rooftops The treesYou were the enemyAnd you hid in metalAnd paperAnd woodAnd promises.I havent slept in 40 years.Because you are there And still they keep comingThe wounds are still mountingThe blood keeps on flowingIve formed my own riverbedTo move the blood a

Gun And ShipAt least a dozen Gangrel elders knew that another continent lay tho the west of the atlantic as early as 1200 AD. To a Kindred, these Aangrel descended from Vikings and heard tales of Vinlans from returning travelers. One-- who we shall call Olaf, though his true name is lost to history-- entertained optimistic thoughts of a wild land empty of European or Asian vampires. Some four centuries old in 1200, Olaf captianed a boatload of men through the gales of the North Atlantic in darkest winter, seeking the promised land. Eventually he did find it. The Vinlanders were beset by natives they called "skraelings"; the descriptions are spotty and embellished, but they arepretty obviously Native Americans. Over time the Vinlanders came to know the "skraelings", and yes, I mean that in most senses of the word; it appears now that the Narragansett tribe is partically desended from Vinlanders. Some Vinlanders traveled traveled south with their new families, while others either died or returned t

Gun Bill Rewrites Law To Disarm More AmericansGun Bill Rewrites Law To Disarm More Americans
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From: Erin
Date: 28 Sep 2007, 03:39
Gun Bill Rewrites Law To Disarm More AmericansVeterans Act may pass Senate, already through House http://infowars.net/articles/september2007/260907gunban.htmAnti-gun legislation that has already passed the House is set to be rammed through the Senate, paving the way for the disarmament of combat veterans and bar anyone who is deemed to be "a danger to themselves" from owning firearms. HR 2640, which has been dubbed the "veterans disarmament act" by gun owners, would place any veteran who has ever been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) on the federal gun ban list. The bill passed in the House in June and was later passed out of the Senate Judiciary Committee both times without a recorded vote. Gun owners have been trying to raise awareness and beat down the legislation ever since. The bill, sponsored by outspoken anti-seco

Gun Bill In SenateSenate Democrats Plan “Nuclear Option” to Enact Anti-Second Amendment Legislation
Kurt NimmoPrison Planet.comJanuary 3, 2013
Photo: Donald Lee Pardue.
Soon after the 113th Congress convenes today, Senate Democrats led by Harry Reid of Nevada will move to destroy the filibuster and put the “nuclear option” in place.
Democrats want a simple majority vote rather than a two-thirds majority or a supermajority required to put down a filibuster. The two-thirds vote, known as cloture, allows a single Senator to hold up Senate business.

Gun Ban BeforeBoston Mayor: Vice President “Guaranteed” Gun Control Reform BEFORE Sandy Hook Shooting
Leading Gun Control Advocate: “We’ll get it done by the end of January”Steve WatsonPrisonplanet.comJan 4, 2013
A leading gun control advocate who co-chairs a national committee with New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg says that the Vice Presid

Gun Bill In CongressGun Confiscation Bill Introduced in Congress
IRS credit to citizens who allow government to confiscate their firearms
Kurt NimmoInfowars.comJanuary 17, 2013
On January 13, 2013, H.R. 226 was introduced in the House of Representatives by Connecticut Democrat Rep. Rosa DeLauro. The bill will amend the 1986 IRS code and allow a credit if taxpayers “surrender” their guns to the government.
Cited as the “Support Assault Firearms Elimination and Reduction for our Streets Act,” the proposed legislation represents another effort to convince citizens that they must voluntarily turn in their guns as a civic duty and to do their part to reduce “gun violence” and protect children, as Ob

Gun Control1. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt---- The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils must cause misspelled words.
7." Free" people do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the
others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 - government sp

Gun ControlIs hiting ur target don't stop running!!! I need to practice on ur tired ass taliban !!!!! If u read all of this then u r my type of person and u understand check out my stuff at copeland3rd@dependmail.com

Gun Control--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Written by Ted Nugent, rock singer and hunter/naturist. Upon hearing that CA Senators Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein denounced him for being a gun owner and a Rock Star; this was his response after telling the Senators about his past contributions to children’s charities and scholarship foundations totaling more than $13.7 M in the past 5 years.
“I’m a bad American? This pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally pretty women.
I believe that the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I think that playing with toy guns does not make you a killer. I believe that ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.
I don’t think being a minority makes you noble or victimised. I have the right to not be tolerant

Gun ControlGun control is a moral crusade against a benighted, barbaric citizenry. This is demonstrated not only by the ineffectualness of gun control in preventing crime, and by the fact that it focuses on restricting the behavior of the law-abiding rather than apprehending and punishing the guilty, but also by the execration that gun control proponents heap on gun owners and their evil instrumentality, the NRA. Gun owners are routinely portrayed as uneducated, paranoid rednecks fascinated by and prone to violence, i.e., exactly the type of person who opposes the liberal agenda and whose moral and social "re-education" is the object of liberal social policies. Typical of such bigotry is New York Gov. Mario Cuomo's famous characterization of gun-owners as "hunters who drink beer, don't vote, and lie to their wives about where they were all weekend." Similar vituperation is rained upon the NRA, characterized by Sen. Edward Kennedy as the "pusher's best friend," lampooned in political cartoons as s

Gun ControlI swear, if I read so much as ONE MORE article on how we need gun control in this country, Im gonna vom.
Yesterdays HORRIBLE shooting (and my thoughts, prayers and condolences do go out to all victims, including families and witnesses) was aired, here, with a large and lengthy segment of the type of guns used for the perpetration of the heinous acts. I just KNEW it was a precursor to the calls for gun control.
Well, fuck that, thank you. Want to know how many guns kill people per year in this country? Well, Im happy to tell you my guess. NONE!! PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE!!!!!
Unless I missed the newest issue of Guns & Ammo where the gun was introduced that will walk around of its own volition hitting targets it plans to, then people are still in control. What we need is PEOPLE control.
Its already kinda tough for Law Abiding Joe Public to get a handgun/other, with the cooling off period and paperwork, etc. How many of the shooting crimes do you suppose are perpetrated BY the legal

Gun Control..When madmen go on killing sprees in America, they use guns. Inevitably, in the aftermath, the arguments about gun control begin. But a poll conducted in the days after the Virginia Tech massacre found that the majority of Americans don't fully align themselves with either the pro- or anti-gun arguments.
The MSN-Zogby poll found that 59 percent of Americans do not believe stricter gun control policies would have prevented Cho Seung-Hui from killing 32 people and then himself in the worst mass murder in America's history. The poll found that only 36 percent of those polled believe stronger gun control could have prevented the shootings.
However, arming more Americans with guns is not the answer either, most people say. Slightly more than half of those polled—54 percent—say that more guns would not stop killing sprees. Thirty-eight percent believe a better-armed populace could help prevent such mayhem. (The interactive survey of 1,336 adults nationwide was conducted April 17-18, 200

Gun ControllIs there still anybody here who think fire weapons are cool/great and everybody should have the right to have them?..How is it possible that a fruitcake like this cho could get a fireweapon so easily?.He was known by the police and others as a suicidale..maniac and still he could buy fireweapons without any problems..all this shit talk about first amendment and people haveing a right to buy firearms:-((..I know it's terrible to say but every country/people get what they ask for!!It really pisses me off when i see and hear how people think it's cool and normal to have firearms..or any arms whatsoever!!

Gun ControlFIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
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>>>>> *1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
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>>>>> *2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
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>>>>> *3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
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>>>>> *4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
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>>>>> *5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
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>>>>> *6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
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>>>>> *7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
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>>>>> *8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
>>>>>
>>>>> *9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
>>>>>
>>>>> *10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights
reserved.
>>>>>
>>>>> *11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
>>>>>
>>>>> *12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians
ignore
>>>>> the
>>>>> others.
>>>>>
>>>>> *13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
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Gun Control In 08 According To Mike HuckabeeThe Second Amendment is primarily about tyranny and self-defense, not hunting. The Founding Fathers wanted us to be
able to defend ourselves from our own government, if need be, and from all threats to our lives and property.
Second Amendment rights belong to individuals, not cities or states. I oppose gun control based on geography.
I consistently opposed banning assault weapons and opposed the Brady Bill.
As Governor, I protected gun manufacturers from frivolous law suits.
I was the first Governor in the country to have a concealed handgun license.
No candidate has a stronger, more consistent record on Second Amendment rights than I do. Our Founding Fathers, having endured the tyranny of the British Empire, wanted to guarantee our God-given liberties. They devised our three branches of government and our system of checks and balances. But they were still concerned that the system could fail, and that we might someday face a new tyranny from our own government. They wanted

Gun Control RefresherGun Control Refresher
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt, the original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
9. Those that trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
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Gun Control, Watch It Before History Repeats Itself!Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson in history. Something to think about...
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In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christi

Gun ControlYa know, its hard for me to understand the reasoning behind "Gun Control". Time and time again, you'll hear people whining about guns causing crime, guns kill people, and other liberal drivel. But with all the guns I own, I have yet to have one do a drive by. People, guns are INANIMATE objects. They are composed of metal, rubber, wood and plastic. They are incapable of both independant thought OR action. It is the PERSON behind the weapon that is the killer, and in case you havent noticed, man has found a way to kill man since we painted ourselves blue and lived in caves. A gun is a tool. No more inherantly evil than a hammer or a screwdriver. Properly used, a gun is a useful tool for self defense, sport, competition, and in some cases, art. They are part of our national heritage. They are part of our history. Thomas Jefferson said it best: " Laws that forbid the carrying of arms, disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make th

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Gun ControlA LITTLE GUN HISTORY
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
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China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated
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Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Ugan

Gun Control As It Should BeShooting in Butte, Montana
Butte, Montana
Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5,
2006
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably
believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia
Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and
Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front
door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12
gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first
to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee
crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left
shoulder and staggered out into the stre

Gun Control>> >>Heart breaking story...... Yeah, right
>> >>
>> >> Shooting in Butte, Montana
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>> >> Butte, Montana
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>> >> Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders, Montana November 5,
>> >> 2006
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>> >> Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26,
>> >> probably
>> >> believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia
>> >> Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
>> >>
>> >> It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in
> Montana
>> >> and
>> >>Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
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>> >> Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the
>> >> front
>> >>door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his
> 12
>> >>gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
>> >>
>> >> Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the
>> >> first
>> >> to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from

Gun Control> A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
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> > I Thought you might appreciate this .
> >
> > In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.>From 1929 to 1953,
> > about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
> > ------------------------------
> > In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million
> > Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
> > ------------------------------
> > Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of
> > 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were
> > rounded up and exterminated.
> > ------------------------------
> > China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million
> > political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and
> > exterminated.
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> > Guatemala established gun co ntrol in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000
> > Mayan Indians,

Gun Control......disarm The Bureaucrats!!Summary:
The Constitution, the highest law of the land, explicitly defines the role of federal government and correctly reserves the authority, power and responsibility for police activities to local government. Why? Because it is at that level where potential abuses can be minimized by a watchful citizenry.
by Ron Paul, Dr. October 20, 1997
October 20, 1997
A cursory reading of the Constitution makes it clear that there was never meant to be a federal police force. The Constitution, the highest law of the land, explicitly defines the role of federal government and correctly reserves the authority, power and responsibility for police activities to local government. Why? Because it is at that level where potential abuses can be minimized by a watchful citizenry.
Even an "FBI" style of federal agency, limited only to being a resource for investigations, was not accepted until this century. Yet today, fueled by the federal government's misdirected and misapplied war on dr

Gun Control"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson
(This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton want guncontrol so badly!)
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the
others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enem

Gun Chickmmmmmm girls with guns. I know it isn't a bad ass gun, but it must be fun as fuck to shoot.

Gun ControlAhh, here we go, the ever so fun topic of gun control laws.
There are always people quick to point out that if there were no guns in the hands of civilians then there would be less crimes committed. Less crimes involving assault and homicide in any case. This is coming out even more everytime some low life decides to take weapons onto campus or to a place of work. Fortunantly for the gene pool these people usually either die by their own hands or by law enforment officers.
Austalians were forced to give up 640,381 personal firearms. These included .22 rimfires that were semi-automatics. One year later here are some results on how their excellent system has worked so far:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2%
Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6%
Australia-wide, armed-robberies are up 44% (yes, FORTY-FOUR PERCENT)
In the state of Victoria, homicides-with-firearms are up 300%
Figures over the previous 25 years show a steady decrease in homicides-with-firearms (chang

Gun Contorl?A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.
From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
------------------------------
In 1911, Turkey established gun control.
From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
------------------------------
Germany established gun control in 1938.
From 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
------------------------------
China established gun control in 1935.
From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
------------------------------
Guatemala established gun control in 1964.
From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
------------------------------
Uganda established gun contro

Gun Control HistoryGun Control History
Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson
in history.
Something to think about...
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.
From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to
defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to
1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend
themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939
to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who
were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and
exterminated.
China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to
1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend
themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964
to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend
themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to
1979, 300,000 C

Gun Control WorksShotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders:
Butte, Montana November 5, 2007
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medica

Gun CrimeI am always concerned about what I write in this journal, thinking that some things are best left out of my Fubar blogs because of, well, the irreverancy of the place. That is not to say that the people here are irreverant or insignificant, it is just that the format of the place lends itself to more of a "Day In The Life Of" kind of journal.
Unfortunately, the average "Day In The Life of Becca," is fairly boring.
So, today, I thought that I might write a little editorial on something that I heard on the radio the other day.
It was a short public service announcement, produced by some anti-gun crime group. The announcer came on, saying something like, "Ramon never knew that his gun crime would have such an effect on those he loved." Ramon comes on to say that if he knew that his crime, conviction and incarceration was going to be so hard on his Mom, his Baby Momma and his wee child, he might have thought twice about shooting that person while robbing the 7/11.
He even cried

Gun ControllButte, Montana November 5, 2007
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed wi

Gun ControlGun Control
Anyone that knows me also knows that I am an avid shooter and gun collector. It’s a hobby I enjoy doing simply due to the fact I love competition. I crave it… and will never back down from a challenge even if I know I am going to lose. Although I might lose I will only improve myself with each and every shot. To me gun control is about hitting your target, the safe handling of a weapon and of course the regulation of firearms.
Recently a teacher was suspended from teaching because of a picture she had on facebook of her holding a weapon and pointing it at the camera. I have to ask myself why a school board thinks they have the right to suspend a teacher for a picture on a webpage that wasn’t affiliated with the school, teaching or children? This was her personal page that outlines herself and what she likes to do. Social networking sites such as Myspace, Facebook and Fubar all have sections for “About Me” where the user lists various hobbies, activities, interests

Gun ControlI think gun control is a stupid way to try and control crime.would you try to rob a house when you know the owner has a gun inside?or would you go to the house next door where the people are anti gun and you know they dont have one?what are you going to do call the cops ? how fast do you think they could get there 15-20 minutes? is that quick enough ? while you quiver like a leaf in your closet listening to whoever is in your house destroy it and take whatever they want.oh its not over yet here they come upstairs you hear them kicking doors open getting closer to you.they kick in your bedroom door take anything that means everything to you. then they kick in the closet door you see them they see you ok now what?do they kill you or just beat you into a bloody mess is that something your willing to gamble on?

Gun ControlPEOPLE ASK WHY?
Why I Carry a Gun
My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and
usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin.'I don't carry a gun to kill people.I carry a gun to keep from being killed.I don't carry a gun to scare people.I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world..
I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world

Gun Control By EoWhite House weighs broad gun-control agenda in wake of Newtown shootings
By Philip Rucker, Published: January 5
The White House is weighing a far broader and more comprehensive approach to curbing the nation’s gun violence than simply reinstating an expired ban on assault weapons and high-capacity ammunition, according to multiple people involved in the administration’s discussions.
A working group led by Vice President Biden is seriously considering measures backed by key law enforcement leaders that would require universal background checks for firearm buyers, track the movement and sale of weapons through a national database, strengthen mental health checks, and stiffen penalties for carrying guns near schools or giving them to minors, the sources said.
To sell such changes, the White House is developing strategies to work around the National Rifle Association that one source said could include rallying support from Wal-Mart and other gun retailers for measures that

Gun Control 3Obama Opposed Gun Ban Exception to Defend One’s Home
Keith Koffler whitehousedossier.comJanuary 12, 2013
As a state senator in Illinois, President Obama opposed legislation providing an exception to handgun restrictions if the weapon was used in the defense of one’s home.
Obama’s vote would have maintained the status quo, which made it a violation of municipal gun ban law to use a firearm to save your own life in your own home. But the bill was passed anyway without his support.
The vote is a sign of how committed Obama may be to strict gun control measures.
The Illinois vote is hardly ancient history, having occurred in 2004 as Obama was running for election to the U.S. Senate. In opposing the measure, Obama lined up well to the left of the mainstream, as the

Gun ControlIf gun control passes, expect ‘free speech control’ and the banning of websites, books and art
Mike AdamsNaturalNewsMarch 17, 2013
The purpose of the Bill of Rights is to establish a line in the sand that cannot be crossed by government. The founders rightly saw government as an eternal threat against freedom and justice, knowing that all governments inevitably grow out of control like a cancer tumor, always seeking more and more power until they kill the host. The answer to this destructive pattern of dangerous government throughout human history was to place limits on government powerand stake out fundamental rights and

Gun Control. If they really want to end violence with guns, just make it illegal for Democrats to own them. Lanza? Democrat. Columbine shooters? Dem parents. Batman shooter? Democrat. Gabby shooter? Democrat. ALL these mass shooters are Democrats or had Dem parents. It really is a mental disease. If Dems want to demand an end to our Constitutional rights - they should start with themselves, leave it at that for a year or two and watch how no more crimes are committed, and leave it there. They hate the Constitution - fine - deprive THEM of it at THEIR demand.

Gun Control ???OK this country has gone fucking nuts with zero tolerance crap.
A second grader suspended for pointing a pencil and making gun noises.
A 7 year old suspended for making his Pop-Tart look like a gun.
A 9 year old suspended for bringing a 2 inch long toy gun to school.
Do these teachers even know what a real gun looks like???
Let’s teach our kids to be afraid of guns then, when they can vote, we can finally repeal the second amendment.
Then we will be ready for our conversation to a totalitarian government.
W T F

[gundam Cliffnotes?]I'm weighing the consequences of skipping ZZ Gundam and just watching Char's Counterattack.... ZZ is thus far the comic relief series.It didn't need to happen, and I already of one relevant character death. So what happened between then and now?I went from watching Z Gundam which had at least one death an episode, emergent psychics, politics, treachery, doom doom doom and X0079 was... well THE Mobile Suit series.Now they expect me to sit through some cornball teenage motley crew of screwoffs and antics?FUCKING ANTICS!?There's a group of kids (we're talking elementary school kids) in every series who serve as the comic relief or mischief makers for every series thus farthey actually KILLED one from the original in Zeta if that gives you any impression of how dark Z was.and now it just feels like- from the music, the characters and even the exagerated movements and expressions of the main characters thateveryoneis going to be the comic relief/troublesome kids....yeahsoNewtype Messiahs ve

[gundam Crossfire Kampfer]Done!
Before.
After.
... *gently places on bookshelf*K now what?That was the Kampfer I used on Gundam Crossfire.Attack: 8/8Weapon: 8/8Defense: 8/8Assault type.Saw me through a great many campaigns between that and my 3 x 8/8 assault Gelgoog.I averaged 94% completion and remaining HP (barely even got shot) with S rank.Got me to the rank of ... Major General(?) and most of the way through Gundam Crossfire on the higher difficulties.Bugger is FAST and the bazookas with forehead gatling guns rock.Rocket Kamikaze Destroyer.Seriously. What's next?... *gets scotch*.

The GunfighterThis is a Spin off of a poem that was wrote for me. I Hope the person doesn"t mind.
Always sitting with my back against the wall.
Prept and ready,Dressed in black,
Holster"s oiled,resting low upon my hips.
The love we once owned , now gone
as easily as pulling a trigger.
You were not my first;But surely my bloodiest.
Now a seasoned gunfighter lives within me,
Always watching,Always waiting;
For the next gunfighter to ride into town
And try his luck at my heart.

Gun Facts And Thoughts.......1. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is tomorrow's
victim.
2. A gun in the hand... is better than a cop on the phone.
3. If guns cause crime... then pencils cause misspelled words.
4. "Free" people do not have to ask permission to bear arms.
5. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
6. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
7. The United States Constitution (c) 1791--All Rights reserved.
8. What part of "...shall not be infringed..." do you not understand?
9. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the
others.
10. Over 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
11. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
12. You don't shoot to kill, you shoot to stay alive.
13. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer...

Gun Fight1. Bring a gun. Preferably bring at least two guns. Bring all your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, life is expensive.
3. Only hits count, the only thing worse than a mis is a slow miss.
4. If your shooting stance is good, your probably not moving fast enough or using cover/concealment correctly.
5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.(Lateral and diagonal movement is preferred.)
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gun fight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
7. In ten years no one will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics, only who survived.
8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading and running.
9. Accuracy is relative: Most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "Pucker Factor" than inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your mu

Gun For HireIf these walls had words
I'd fear the things they'd say when I'm not around.
Crashing image, painting me failure.
Because I've sold myself a slave.
A slave to a cause that holds no end...
and still I am nothing short of being broken hearted,
thieving wings from innocence departed.
Locking eyes with hopes I just can't kill,
staring at shoes that I may never fill.
My wish, I wish, I'm wishing for the day
when I can break these chains, and take to the sky.
But now it seems my humanity is too much for me,
I'm watching freedom pass me by.
We're told that life is learning,
but all I'm learning is that life is full of holes.
We're told the past is burning, tides are turning,
there is no place we cannot go.
Then why am I stuck here with one foot in heaven
a foot in hell and a heart that's in between?
Stomach disgust, mourn inspiration lost.
It's all I have to rise up and stir the war inside of me.
A fight that holds no end...
but I'm not dead, no I'm not dead.

The Gun Fighter's SongThe Gun Fighter’s Song
Model 1911
(forgive me...this is doggerel)
The first bullet blew out a big hole
The second one passed through his skull
The third I put right in his gut
The fourth was so he wouldn’t get up
With the fifth I blew out his face
The sixth, well, just in case
The seventh I admit was for fun
And the eighth, hell, had to clean my gun

The Gun Fighter's Song : Model 1911The Gun Fighter’s Song
Model 1911
The first bullet blew out a big hole
The second one passed through his skull
The third I put right in his gut
The fourth was so he wouldn’t get up
With the fifth I blew out his face
The sixth, well, just in case
The seventh I admit was for fun
And the eighth, hell, had to clean my gun

Gun Free ZoneAnother "Gun Free Zone" Tragedy
Apparently it’s not enough for our government that the heroes in America’s armed forces risk their lives overseas defending our freedom. These days, our soldiers aren't even safe here at home stationed on secure military bases. On November 5th, a lone gunman murdered 13 fully-trained, ready to deploy soldiers, and wounded 29 more, in the most shocking terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11. How was Nidal Hasan, a psychologist, able to take down so many trained soldiers? Because the government thinks its better to keep it’s armed service members unarmed . . . That’s right. Our military men and woman are banned from carrying the weapons they are trained and trusted to use in the heat of combat. President Clinton authored this asinine policy back in 1993 when he declared all military bases “Gun Free Zones.” As you know, “Gun Free Zones” do nothing but assure criminals, and now terrorists, that they wi

Gun Free Zones‘Gun Free Zones’ for ‘president, vice-president, and their families’ Petition Reaches Threshold
Adan SalazarInfowars.comJanuary 18, 2013
A petition calling for the elimination of armed guards “for the President, Vice-President, and their families” has met and exceeded the previous threshold set by the White House on their We The People petition submission site.
The

Gunfire In The Hallway: Illinois School Plans “code Red” DrillKurt NimmoInfowars.comJanuary 30, 2013
Following brazen military drills in Miami and Houston, police in Illinois plan an active shooter scenario in a suburban Chicago school today.
Students will be in classrooms at the Cary-Grove High School when police fire blanks in the school hallway “in an effort to provide our teachers and students some familiarity with the sound of gunfire,” according to principal Jay Sargeant, CBS Chicago reported on Tuesday.
“From the school’s request, they want to let the students know what the sound of gunshot might be, should that occur in their school,” Cary Police Chief Steven Casstevens added.
According to the school, parents were informed of the drill via email. Parent Kassy Pinter told CBS Chicago she did not receive the email.
Many parents believe the “code red” drill is inappropriate and will frighten children. “If you need to run a drill, you run a drill,” parent Sharon Miller told

The Gun Grab Cometh......December 31, 2012 by Bob Livingston
Whether the gun grabbers orchestrated the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre or just saw it as the perfect opportunity to rip the heart out of yet another Constitutional amendment, before the bodies of those slaughtered babies were even cold the 1 percent were signaling that 2013 is going to be a tumultuous year for gun owners — and liberty.
Senator Dianne Feinstein (Fascist-Calif.) announced on her website on Dec. 17 that she was introducing a bill in January to “stop the sale, transfer, importation and manufacturing of military-style assault weapons and high capacity ammunition feeding devises.” It will ban 120 specifically named weapons, including handguns and shotguns, and strengthen the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which expired in 2004.
According to the outline of Feinstein’s bill, it will grandfather in all legally owned weapons, but it will require they be registered and the owner fingerprinted. It will require a $2

Gun HistorySome of you don't own guns! What are you waiting for? Go buy one!
Gun History
Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson in history.
Something to think about...
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded
up and exterminated.
Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were
rounded up and exterminated.
Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and extermin

Gun HistoryA LITTLE GUN HISTORY
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up an d exterminated.
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China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Uganda established

Gun History LessonWhat is it they say about history, oh yeah those that don't know will repeat it. This is a perfect example. I hope you purchased yours!
A Little Gun History Lesson
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
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China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, some 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, some 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defen

Gun History GUN HISTORY
This is very, very interesting information!!! FACTS ARE FACTS, THE REAL REASON BEHIND GUN CONTROL. A LITTLE GUN HISTORY In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1..5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. ---------------------

Gun In Mouth (poem)Life's simple joys have all faded
Each day I only grow more jaded
There is no joy, I can only be sad
Don't tell me it really isn't so bad
Or that I should move on and try
When I have no reason to stay alive
For I no longer have the will
This loneliness is all I can feel
My decision has been made, you see
No one can ever save me from me
This life is finished, I'm done
I hold the means to my end, a gun
So many attempts I've lost track
Pull the trigger, it all goes black

The Gun I Shot To MissPoint blank your the gun i shot to miss...
its your fault we wont be ending with a kiss...
Finding ourselves committed to this hostile situation....
pushed into our corners by the simplest of temptations....
Falling on the shards of glass...
All broken pieces of our past...
My hearts caught up in time...
trying to force a rewind, holding on to the memories of you...
I'm screaming these words like they've become a deadly art, "I'm hurt...but not because of you"...
Point blank your the gun i shot to miss...
This is your fault we wont be ending with a kiss.
~yours truly~
salvador bishop
OK...this is the last of the poems that I will post for your viewing pleasure...let me know what you think...ill be sure to post more soon to come.

A Gun Isnt Always The Answerok butterfly34 here on fubar has a ex hubby whos a nut , her idea is grab the kids and get a gun and shoot him when he comes for her, i tried to tell her its nto that simple and she said she liked the pretty green one , i told her that you would liek a pretty one and that guns are not something that you pick out because there pretty, i told her that i know a hell of a lot about guns i mean i have been a cop for 4 years i am a counter sniper and an air force secuarity forces air police investigator, i have been to iraq 4 times i carry a gun nearly everyday and she says she donsent need my help , she addmitted to me she not only dosent know how to shoot but has no clue abotu guns yet by the end of our convo , i was an asshole and a jerk and i was blocked because i kinda joked about the fact she admits to haveing no clue about guns but she wil get one and kill him lol so who may i ask is the idiot?, all i asked her to do is let me help her so innocent ppl other then her target didnt get k

The Gun Is Civilization By Maj. L. Caudill Usmc (ret)The Gun is Civilization by Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret) Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception. Reason or force, that's it. In a truly moral and civilized society, people exclusively interact through persuasion. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction, and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as it may sound to some. When I carry a gun, you cannot deal with me by force. You have to use reason and try to persuade me, because I have a way to negate your threat or employment of force. The gun is the only personal weapon that puts a 100-pound woman on equal footing with a 220-pound mugger, a 75-year old retiree on equal footing with a 19-year

Gun Lovers/hatersYou know I get a lot of friggin whiney-assed moaning and bitching about my gun pics! I even had a bouncer rate my default pic NSFW once and a friend of mine switched it right back. What the hell is the problem here? This site allows to to see peoples' interests ahead of time and you damn well aren't required to rate/comment pics if you don't want to! If you don't like guns then don't look at them! Damn sure don't ever pick one up because if you don't treat them with care and respect they won't serve you when you need them. That means take it out once and a while and shoot the damn thing, service it properly, and store it in an easily accessible location. Up in the top of the damn closet does no good! There are tons of child-safety devices out there as well so don't give me the bleeding-heart "guns kill kids" rhetoric! Guns by themselves don't kill any damn body! Evil people and dumbasses DO!

Gun LawNo weapon has ever killed anyone .. its the one pulling the trigger that does the killing.
It matters little if you ban any weapon from the stand point of a criminal. I can make a weapon much more devastating than an AK or M-4 in my basement and a ban of any kind on any thing only keeps those that would never break the law from having them. It does almost nothing at keeping them out of the hands of those that have the intent to do bad stuff.
Lets take some examples in to account. Name the areas that have the hardest weapon laws and bans. In each and every case they also have the highest violent crimes rates. In every area where Law Abiding citizens have the right to own and carry weapon the violent crime rates are far,far lower.
When we banned alcohol with prohibition we allowed the criminal to take control and the violence sky rocketed. The Banning of Drugs have caused our prisons to fill and vast crime empires to flourish.
Any time you Ban anything instead of regulati

Gun Lovers- A Must ReadThe Blair Holt bill, H.R. 45 was introduced before Congress January 6, 2009 and essentially creates a national database of all firearms and owners. It is currently before the subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security as of February 9, 2009. The text reads as follows:
HR 45 IH
111th CONGRESS
1st Session
H. R. 45
To provide for the implementation of a system of licensing for purchasers of certain firearms and for a record of sale system for those firearms, and for other purposes.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
January 6, 2009
Mr. RUSH introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary
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A BILL
To provide for the implementation of a system of licensing for purchasers of certain firearms and for a record of sale system for those firearms, and for other purposes.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the U

Gun LawsInfowars Analysis of Obama’s War on Guns
By issuing 23 executive orders to restrict firearms ownership, Obama has made his contempt for the People, the Congress and the Bill of Rights & Constitution blatantly obvious.
Aaron DykesInfowars.comJanuary 16, 2013Barack Obama’s bold use of executive orders to ‘take action without Congress’ amounts to an outrageous unconstitutional overreach of powers, and is impeachable action on its face. And Obama isn’t even done; he has vowed to push Congress on a new assault weapons ban along with other legislative restrictions on the guaranteed 2nd Amendment, which “shall not be infringed.”
But worse, the 23 executive orders issued today by Obama make clear that the

Gunman Kills 21 On Virginia Tech CampusBLACKSBURG, Va. - A gunman opened fire in a dorm and classroom at Virginia Tech on Monday, killing at least 21 people in the deadliest campus massacre in U.S. history. The gunman was killed, bringing to death toll to 22, but it was unclear if he was shot by police or took his own life.
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"Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions," said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. "The university is shocked and indeed horrified."
The name of the gunman was not immediately released, and investigators offered no motive for the attack. It was not immediately known if the gunman was a student.
FBI spokesman Richard Kolko in Washington said there was no immediate evidence to suggest it was a terrorist attack, "but all avenues will be explored."
The shootings spread panic and confusion on campus, with witnesses reporting students jumping out the windows of a classroom building to escape the gunfire.
The bloodba

Gunman Kills 30 On Virginia Tech CampusBLACKSBURG, Va. - A gunman opened fire in a Virginia Tech dorm and then, two hours later, in a classroom across campus Monday, killing at least 30 people in the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history, government officials told The Associated Press. The gunman was killed, bringing the death toll to 31.
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"Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions," said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. "The university is shocked and indeed horrified."
It was not immediately clear whether the gunman was shot by police or took his own life. His name was not released, and investigators offered no motive for the attack. It was not known if the gunman was a student.
The shootings spread panic and confusion on campus, with students complaining that the university did not warn them about the first burst of gunfire until more than two hours later.
Witnesses reporting students jumping out the windows of a classroom building t

Gunman Kills 30 On Virginia Tech CampusGunman Kills 30 on Virginia Tech Campus
BLACKSBURG, Va. (AP) - A gunman opened fire in a Virginia Tech dorm and then, two hours later, in a classroom across campus Monday, killing at least 30 people in the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history, government officials told The Associated Press. The gunman was killed, bringing the death toll to 31.
Students complained that the university did not warn them about the first deadly burst of gunfire until hours later.
"Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions," said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. "The university is shocked and indeed horrified."
It was not immediately clear whether the gunman was shot by police or took his own life. Investigators offered no motive for the attack. The gunman's name was not immediately released, and it was not known if he was a student.
The shootings spread panic and confusion on campus. Witness

Gunna Vote Or What?Hey! Fifty odd friends and only 10 votes? Where's the love?
Seriously, if I don't win it's no big thing, but I'd like to at least make a showing and see some love from those I call friends. So am I a classy cherry? Let me know. Go to the link below, check the CLASSY CHERRY photo album and rate me. You don't even have to give me a 10, just the rating alone is a vote.
I chose my friends for a reason, don't let me be wrong :)
TaintedJasper@ CherryTAP

'gunnys' & Marine Di's Have A Language All Their Own"Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato
*Subject:* Fw: 'Gunnys' & Marine DI's have a language all their own
For those who missed Lewis Thomas, M3Mse of you who have not participated in or have
been on the receiving end of motivational speakers from the military, I present the
linquistic skills of a "one each Marine Gunnery Sergeant" of considerable fame, who incidentally has walked the walk.
Subject: Lee Ermey For the few of you, who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.
So,for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death.
We pick up as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect our image in the wo

GunnerWell , things have been pretty good lately. I got to spend a couple of weeks with my son. He came to visit before he gets shipped out to Iraq. I havent seen him for 1 1/2 years , gosh , he looks wonderful... he's put on about 10 lbs of muscle and i swear he's gotten taller. We spent alot of time together and I found out that he will be a gunner on patrols, so at least he will be able to shoot back. I cannot be more proud of him , and frankly , all the soldiers out there. Now just have to pray he comes home safe and sound.

Gunna Do An AuctionIF YOU WANT IN LET ME KNOW VIA FU-MAIL WITH LINK TO YOUR PIC.
WILL POST DETAILS IF I GET ENUFF PEOPLE !

Gunnery Sergeant Carlos HathcockGunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
Hathcock enlisted in the Marine Corps on May 20, 1959, at age 17 years. Before his deployment to Vietnam he won many shooting championships, including the prestigious Wimbledon Cup � long-range shooting's most prestigious prize � in 1965. A year later he was sent to Vietnam.
Widely recognized as the Marines' most proficient sniper, Hathcock had killed a confirmed 93 North Vietnamese and Viet Cong personnel. His actual total is believed to be well over 100, which the official count does not reflect. North Vietnam even put a bounty of $50,000 on his life, which was far more than other bounties put on U.S. snipers�typically only $50-$100 USD. The Viet Cong and NVA called Hathcock Long Tra'ng du'Kich, translated as "White Feather Sniper" in English, because of the white feather he kept in a band on his bush hat. He only removed the white feather from his bush hat once while deployed in Vietnam, and that was for his final mission o

GunnerSeriously man. You're a nice guy deep down,act the part. You dont have to be rude and obnoxious to be liked around here. Even if that was the case,then so be it. I could care less if u rate my pics. My level and my short friends list is that way for a reason FFS! Go ahead and rear your ugly head to me,Ive got nothing to lose but my apathy...Your style is played out.Give up on trolling.You SUCK at it!If you dont want your ass handed to you in a mumm then dont start shit with your superiors.Yes,I said superiors because Emanon has a higher IQ then your entire family combined.In closing...Get the FUCK over yourself.Thank you and please drive thru....=== 'Bishop Lovelace *** AKA*** Gunner' wrote the following at '2009-12-10 09:05:02'..>> oh wait i dont want you backing me up for nothing as a matter of fact please dont come to my rescue and as far as me looking like an ass well thats your opinion they started on me so i only say the truth so if you want take me off your friends list if i rec

Gunna Be A Mindless RambleSo I been seeing alotta shit around this dump. And yes I am gunna type like I talk if ya coose to think I am uneducated for fine i dont give much of a fuck. Besides if people think you are stupid they underestimate ya. Imma go ahead and drop a little news, I know Red has been catchin some heat, people thinking i am trying to fuck with her to get her away from jared. lemme clear sum shit about that up. I have met the guy.he is a decent guy but is not the guy for her.he tries to change her.But that aint what is causin this. He cant deal with her disease.he flat out said that he dont think he can be the man there at the end because he is not nurturing.She deserves a man that will be.I been with her thru more shit than he can begin to comprehend in tha last 16 years, including her being stabbed. No it wasnt me lol. So Jared has moved into the 4th bedroom,like they did when she was with John.I will let her explain fully if she chooses to. Bottom line tho there marriagehas been over since D

The Gun Of Hope.In this world of solitude,
you are there with me.
Within this soul of anger,
you're always there to see.
The rage that bottles inside
is soon becoming loud.
But you still stick by me,
standing tall and oh so proud.
You take me by the hand,
you say "it'll all be fine".
You hold me close and say you love me,
tell me, "you'll forever be mine".
You tell me no fibs,
you tell me no lies.
Still, angels are in pain
as they fall from the skies.
My dreams are innocent,
my love for you, so pure.
When I am with you,
everything to me feels so sure.
My hearts never stops bleeding for you,
my mind never stops dreaming of you.
As long as you are with me,
there is nothing I can't do.
Taming this wild fire within,
you're the demon writhing inside.
I feel you running throughout my veins,
my head begging suicide.
I pick up the gun of Hope,
and place it to my heart.
I cock the trigger back
and make the bullet part.
From the gun it explodes,
driving deep with

Gun Owners UniteI was watching the news tonight and was shocked to see the senless death of a CU student. He was shot once in the chest. This brought back memories of a good friend of mine that was killed for no reason in Alaska a few years back. I am NOT by any means a gun controal advocate, I own two firearms my self...a .357 magnum and a Yougoslavian SKS, and as soon as I can afford more I am planing to buy more. For all of my life I have supported the Second Adment and I do beleive that those of us that are law abiding citizens NEED to do somthing about the unlawful use and senless killings that are threatening our way of life. As Americans the right to bear arms is somthing that we hold near and dear to our hearts, going back to the birth of our country and it is somthing that most of us to this day are willing to fight for. However due to recent events, including the Ft. Hood attack, and constant gun violence in the news, we are soon to be in the minority on the issue. I for one don't want to be

Gunpowder, TreasonAs tomorrow is the 5th of November, I find this quite fun. For any Catholics out there, I'm sorry. I had to put the last verse in, as it is indeed part of the poem.
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,'twas his intent
to blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below,
Poor old England to overthrow:
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!
A penny loaf to feed the Pope.
A farthing o' cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down.
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar.
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head.
Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah!

Gunpowder And Leadwhat i need is to be needed.
what i need is to be indispensable to somebody
who i need is somebody that will eat up all my free time
my ego
my attention
somebody addicted to me
a mutual addiction.
this is what i go by ;; it doesn't matter how
good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his
personality. if a guy can make you laugh &&
make fun of you, then that's what would win me over.
talk to her ; she's a girl
the reason she doesn't talk first,
is because she has the vision of a boy
who will go out of his way for her
we fall to the ground laughing ;;
almost peeing our pants - - - we
sing into our hairbrushes and '*'
take retarded pictures ; we love
waving to random people in the'
car and we walk around like we'
own the place but HEY thats just
who we are .
best friends.
Tell her why shes perfect for you.
Protect her. Look at her like shes the
Only girl you ever Want to be with. When
She least expects it pull her in close & kiss
Her

Gunpowder And LeadMiranda Lambert's new song:
County road 233, under my feet
Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me
I've got two miles till, he makes bail
And if I'm right we're headed straight for hell
Chorus:
I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show him what a little girls made of
Gunpowder and lead
It's half past ten, another six pack in
And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies
He dont know what's waiting here this time
I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show him what a li

Gunpowder And LeadLyrics | Gunpowder And Lead lyrics
County road 233, under my feet
Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me
I've got two miles till, he makes bail
And if I'm right we're headed straight for hell
Chorus:
I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show him what a little girls made of
Gunpowder and lead
It's half past ten, another six pack in
And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies
He dont know what's waiting here this time
I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show him what a l

Gunpowder And Lead By Miranda Lambert (song To My Ex Lol)County road 233, under my feet
Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me
I've got two miles till, he makes bail
And if I'm right we're headed straight for hell
Chorus:
I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show him what a little girls made of
Gunpowder and lead
It's half past ten, another six pack in
And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies
He dont know what's waiting here this time
I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show him what a little girls made of
Gunpowder and lead
His fist i

Gunpowder&lead =)Dealing with an abusive relationship is hard, especially when you are forced to hide it from everyone, and you still live with your mother. I've dated some idiots in my past, but he was one of the worst, he did one thing that the others didn't, he beat me. Over any little thing, he hurt me in a lot of ways, mentally, emotionally, physically, and eventually sexually. I use to say, before I ever met him, "I won't allow that to happen to me." I watched my mother go through 2 abusive husbands, and my sister through another 2(even though she has been married 4 times), and I promised myself I wasn't going to take that from a man. Well I did, and now I look back, and see what I've lost because of it. I lost my self-worth, my virginity, and a baby, all because he didn't know how to control his anger. The day he cheated on me not only pissed me off, but I was happy about it, because I wouldn't deal with a cheater again, so it gave me a reason to escape, to leave, and so I did. I hadn't shared

Gun Pressed Against My Head...FUCK FUCK FUCK... IM SO SUPER BAKED RIGHT NOW.. JAMMIN TO SOME SLIPKNOT... PEOPLE = SHIT........
anyways, im fuckin chillin with my friend nick and we're going throhg all my cds to see what songs i can scavange for my computer... and hes so baked right now hes looks like hes going to pass out... im out of cigerettes and that sucks major dick.... but anyways, i figured i would get on here and vent because someone told me its good for me... so here we go.. im kind of fuckin pissed... probably because slipknots on but i got so fucked up last gnith it was awsome... The only way i can describe how i felt was i was on steroids... and i only smoked.,. my friend here drank a whole cobra in 15 mins and he dont drink.. and later on he smoked with me and got all fucke dup... OMG RESSURRECTION - CHIMAIRA this song kicks ass.... Ok Well i'm taking a smoke break.. ill write later when i have some more.. time... ha Final Track Indestructible - Disturbed

Gun Quiz 1You scored as Combat Shotgun. The Combat shotgun is mostly a sidearm. There are many different Combat Shotguns like the M500, Remington 870, SPAS-12, Benelli M3, ect. The shotgun ussually holds up to 4 to 9 shotgun shells. The shotgun is very reliable and powerful and close range but lacks firepower at longer range. Double Ott Buck is very powerful you know. The Combat Shotgun either comes in Pump-Action or Semi-Automatic or both.Combat Shotgun100%PSG-169%M4 Assault Rifle69%M24 Sniper Rifle66%Grenade Launcher66%M249 SAW38%Ak-4731%Mac 11 Uzi0%What Gun would you Be?created with QuizFarm.com

6 Gun QoutaI find it hard to live with all my choices
It's time to turn a deaf ear to those voices
Did you ever think to ask my opinion (Yeah)
Did you ever think to ask if I'm ok?
I've burned down every bridge that I've found
Now I limit myself to a six gun quota
I've played down every feelin' I've felt
And I bottled them up 'til the well ran over (Yeah)
Give every indication that you're mended
Take every rule you come across and bend it
And did you ever think to ask my opinion? (Yeah)
And did you ever think to ask if I'm ok?
[x2]
I've burned down every bridge that I've found
Now I limit myself to a six gun quota
I've played down every feelin' I've felt
And I bottled them up 'til the well ran over
It feels so good to be numb (Whoah)
I hate what I have become (Whoah)
It feels so good to be numb (Whoah)
[x2]
I've burned down every bridge that I've found
Now I limit myself to a six gun quota
I've played down every feelin' I've felt
And I bottled them up 'til the wel

Gun Refresher CourseEven if you don't have a gun you need to look at this.
'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.'
~ Thomas Jefferson
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2.. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone (OR see below)
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8.. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
9. Those who trade “ Liberty ” for “Security” have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in

Guns N' Roses Sweet Child O' Mine LyricsShe's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that
special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine

Guns N' Roses November Rain LyricsWhen I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
We've been through this auch a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time
to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain
Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...
on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you
Sometimes I need

Guns N' Roses Don't Cry LyricsTalk to me softly
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been there before
Somethin's changin' inside you
And don't you know
Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you
tell me goodbye
Don't you take it so hard now
And please don't take it so bad
I'll still be thinkin' of you
And the times we had...baby
And don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
And please remember that I never lied
And please remember
how I felt inside now honey
You gotta make it your own way
But you'll be alright now sugar
You'll feel better tomorrow
Come the morning light now baby
And don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
An don't you cr

Guns & Rosesok I went to see G-n-R monday .. it was the best concert I have been to this year .. it was awsome .. first the Suiside Dolls came out ( strippers) they were good ... then it was Sabastian Bach from Skid Row ... he is as sexy as ever he played till about 10:30 the G-n-R came out at 11:00 and played their asses off till 1:30 in the morn ... it was most awsome ..my seats where rite by the stage and hell I never had to look at the screen once .. coz It was all there rite in front of me ... then when they where ready to play my Michelle .. Sabastian came out and sung it with Axel ... it was the best concert this year .. beats plunge, kix . Def leppard , Journey, Montley Crew, Aerosmith , Cinderella, eleven -54 , Korn , and who ever else I seen .. if G-n-R is ever in your town ... GO SEE THEM!!!!

Guns 'n' RosesSo... tonight I got to go see a concert... not any concert either... I went to Guns 'n' Roses... to be honest my girlfriend and I were not really excited about G'n'R as we have heard stories that they suck, and that you're lucky if Axl makes it through a whole show without throwing a hissy fit. We went to go and see Sebastian Bach.
So... the very first act was the Suicide Girls who are very sexy... if you don't know who they are look them up. They had five of the bodacious ladies dancing on stage and removing their tops... they had pasties on so it wasn't like you could see everything.
Then there was some other band... I can't remember their names. They didn't suck too bad... but after a few songs they started to sound the same.
Then it was Sebastian Bach... he rocked out some of his solo hits and also did some throw backs to his Skid Row days... which made me very happy. Axl could have stormed off stage five minutes in and I would have been a happy girl. (Especially when his

GunsWAT MAKES A MAN REACH FOR A GUN INSTEAD OF FIGHTING ONE ON ONE?? MAYBE I'M SLOW BUT WHEN U FIGHT ONE ON ONE U LEAVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY. BUT WHEN U PULL A GUN SOMEONES NOT GOIN HOME. PLEASE BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME.

Gun's V Women#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell HIM so, HE
will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.
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#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN. . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun
Only a guy would come up with something like this.