The best German porn on the internet

Wednesday, April 26th, 2017

Two years ago I published a set of posts on the best Japanese porn and the best Korean porn on the internet. Japanese porn is easy to come by online but there is a lot of junk around and little in the way or organized information on the subject. Korean porn is more difficult to find especially for those searching only in the English language. So even though we live in an age when free porn is available in vast quantities I believe posts like these still have value. If the statistics are anything to go by many readers share my thoughts. It is with that in mind that I present a list of the best German porn to be found online today.

My Dirty Hobby is probably the biggest and most well known of the German porn sites online today and for good reason. The site started out as a place for amateurs to post their pictures and videos for the rest of the world. Today it has grown into a huge online porn center that contains pictures and videos from thousands of women and couples. It also has an adult webcam section where ladies and couples can broadcast their sexual escapades.

Tens of thousands of members have uploaded millions of pictures and hundreds of thousands of videos to the site. That’s a lot of content. Thanks to the wonders of modern technology most of it is actually pretty good too. High end cameras don’t cost nearly as much as they used to and even cell phones are capable of producing high quality video today. Viewers of My Dirty Hobby reap the benefits of technological progress!

There is some question on the terminology used. One might reasonably ask how “amateur” women and couples who get paid to post porn on My Dirty Hobby are? At what point do they become professionals? When they make a living solely from the sale of such pictures and videos? Ultimately this doesn’t matter as the vast majority are just looking for material to get them through a wanking session. My Dirty Hobby definitely delivers that.

With an English language website and international base of users My Dirty Hobby isn’t exclusively German even though it has its origins in Deutschland. There is still a ton of German porn on the site though which means it deserves inclusion at the top of this list. Great features allow users to do things like search for others nearby. Doing that while in Germany will show just how much homemade German porn is being produced on this site each day. So will looking at the little flags next to each user. The black, red, and gold tricolor makes many appearances.

My Dirty Hobby describes itself as the largest adult social network. I don’t know how it ranks in terms of size but it is probably the only site of its kind that I know of. It combines porn, live webcams, and even dating. That alone makes it worth visiting.

Privat Porno is perhaps the leading competitor to My Dirty Hobby. It has a similar layout and model but retains more of its unvarnished amateur charm. The site is also a bit more German. Even on the English version of the website some German words appear. This shows that the bulk of the customer base speaks that language which could be a draw for other looking for an authentic German porn experience.

Some other smaller sites also exist that follow this same pattern but Privat Porno is the best of the bunch. Even though it is not as big as My Dirty Hobby it does give that site a run for its money in terms of content.

Japan has a reputation for making weird porn but Germany has a reputation for making hardcore stuff. In some cases the two porn cultures meet and create a hybrid of historic proportions. That was true when German porn legend John Thompson and his famous German Goo Girls started putting out Extreme Bukkake. The practice of multiple men cumming on a single woman’s face was imported from Japanese porn and combined with huge party halls and more to create porn that took the world by storm.

Extreme Bukkake continues to live online thanks to videos including things like women drinking bubbly champagne off a fellow German’s hard cock. I’m tempted to say “you can’t make this stuff up” but John Thompson has made it up, filmed it, and made it available to the world.

Truth be told the John Thompson websites look a little old and outdated from the front but the videos they contain more than speak for themselves.

The affiliated site 666bukkake is as wild and outrageous as the name would suggest. John Thompson took things up a notch to create this site which combines his famously wild bukkake parties and gangbangs with watersports. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart though it definitely lives up to the reputation of hardcore German porn.

Nightclub.eu is a European nightclub themed porn site with plenty of German chicks on video. Anyone who has tried to pick up some European chicks at a freelance haunt like Brix in Singapore or who has seen some of the live fucking going down on the dance floor at the Kit Kat Club in Berlin will feel right at home when viewing this website.

EU Teens Club follows a similar model but has its own unique twist on things. This site focuses on eighteen and nineteen year old Euro babes. Although Europe is a big place with millions of people from different backgrounds plenty of German chicks appear on this site.

It is a sort of reverse of more hands on aspects of the industry. In a lot of sex shops in Germany today foreign women from other European countries make up the majority of the staff while German women are not as commonly seen as they used to be. On the other hand EU Teens Clubs is a European website where German women are quite common. Go figure! Perhaps porn is more glamorous. We can at least think so while looking at some of the super hot women featured on EU Teens Club.

I can’t forget “Germany’s hottest cum face” Nasse Laila who was nice enough to do an interview for Rockit Reports back in 2015. Only in Germany could there be enough “cum faces” for a “hottest cum face” to be declared. Or maybe Japan. In any event this amateur spunk lover is still going strong with all sorts of new content appearing on her website on a regular basis. Although she is just one women who does this sort of thing on the side she puts some professional studios to shame in terms of work ethic and production. Perhaps this is because she does porn more for fun than money. They say you should do what you love.

Last but not least I must mention German cam girls who definitely do their adult work for money but still seem to have a lot of fun. Perhaps the freedom of working on your schedule and without a boss puts these babes in a good mood. Or it could be that they are getting paid just to show off the natural bodies that they were born with.

There are many German adult webcam models on the aforementioned My Dirty Hobby but they can also be found showing their stuff on Chaturbate and other cam sites. The gals who work that site are more likely to speak English which makes them easier for guys around the world to communicate with.

Myfreecams is home to a mature German model who broadcasts under the name Isabelle_72. The easiest way to find the German women on Chaturbate is to scroll to the bottom of the page and click “Euro Russian Cams”. Even the women who are not German in that section look like they could have just stepped out of a German sex club so they are not that far off.