This Italian Label's Newest Debut Isn't What You'd Expect

On the off-chance you feared your apartment wasn't quite expensive enough, Fendi is here to graciously lend a hand with its newest project. In conjunction with private developer Chateau Group, the Italian fashion house has revealed its first real estate project, the Fendi Chateau Residences, a 12-story waterfront condominium in Miami just down the road from Bal Harbour Shops. Located at 9365 Collins Avenue, prices hover between $5 million and $22 million per unit, with square footage ranging from 3,300 to upwards of 7,000 square feet.

According to a release, the new project allows Fendi to offer "its discerning clientele a unique and emotional lifestyle experience that starts at the threshold." Let's all say it together: finally!

In addition to a private restaurant, reflective ponds (what even?), a ballroom, Jacuzzis, and a relaxation terrace with aromatherapy, the amenity areas are decked out in Fendi Casa fixtures and fittings. Each unit features bespoke designs and — what else? — Italian marble.

But, after some hefty investigative research with Miami native and fellow R29er Alyssa Coscarelli, these condos looks suspiciously like every other condo in Miami. Click through to see the lavish photos, and judge for yourself.