Call me crazy, but this free Baby Phat perfume is right on the money. I know whenever I think of baby fat, my next thought is always “man, that stuff sure does smell good! Somebody should make a perfume out of it or something!” Just imagine what kind of world we'll soon be living in now that my ideas are finally starting to come to fruition!*

* Goob does not guarantee that this new world will be fun for anybody but himself. Enter said world at your own risk and make sure to bring a jetpack – you'll understand when you get there. Those who are pregnant, elderly, or afraid of zombies need not enter.

About Goob

A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time, I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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