18. A couple's tattoo where one person has a block of cheese and one has macaroni.

19. A random obituary from a random newspaper.

20. A snake riding a motorcycle. And the motorcycle is on fire. And the snake riding the motorcycle that's on fire is fighting against an eagle that's wearing a Guns n' Roses cutoff shirt. All this is taking place against the backdrop of a TGIFriday's parking lot. 'MURICA.

21. A Prancercise lady hand tattoo, with two fingers as her legs.

22. Knuckle tats that say ALAN ALDA.

23. Knuckle tats that say "beans" and "beef."

24. Or knuckle tats that say "cats" and "meow."

25. Macklemore's face on your face.

26. One of those index finger mustache tattoos, but instead of a mustache it is just a smaller finger.

27. Alternately, a tattoo of a finger with a mustache tattoo right over your mouth.