Oxymoronic Advice!

Have you ever tried to advise someone to do something, but phrased the advice in such a way that it runs counter to the advice you are giving? Then congratulations, you have succeeded in giving oxymoronic advice. Here are a few examples . . . enjoy!

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will suffice.

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: Resist hyperbole.