Episode #7 – Temperature

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That’s how I feel. Let’s get together and tell Mother Earth to knock her shit off and get her temperature set a nice and breezy 72 degrees farenheit. Let the breeze come in at around 2 miles per hour and just leave us the fuck alone! No more hurricanes or tornadoes. No more earthquakes, blizzards or typhoons. Just give us a nice 72 with the occassional showers to keep the grass and other plants growing and stop fucking with the damn temperature knob!

This video rocks. At first I was like “man, bullshitman must’ve really been scraping the barrel for this one,” but then I was watching it and I was like “this is an awesome rant and nature should just get fucked with its temperature shit!”

Basically, I thought it was going to be crap, but it’s funny because of how outlandishly peeved he is at nature itself. There’s something deep about this one. . . Maybe. . . Or maybe not. Ah whatever, I thought it was great.

Sorry James, but I gotta be an asshole:
‘Time is an artificial concept’

Yeah, I hate been overheated or freezing cold.

I hate how the handrails are too hot to hold on to or how the pavement is so icy you fall and damage your ankles… like me.

I would love it if things were kept at a neutral. similarly with weather patterns, I.E. Sunny in day, Rainy at night.

I’d also, on an unrelated topic, like to be rid of the concept of a week. Also, we should be rid of months. 365 Days per Year. No Sunday through Saturday, just today, tommorow, and forever. Except the religious activists would play hell up, ironically.

Anyway, besides the fact that hell is too hot, this is the end of my comment. Have a good day people.

James, please don’t think I’m insulting you with this comment, not at all, I’m justing putting my view on the topic of this video accross. I love all the videos you’ve done, keep up the good work.

People don’t realize that the government secretly controls the temperature. In the mid 90’s the government bought 4 polo shirts from Tommy Hillfiger costing 4 billion dollars (plus tax) and the white house is now indebted to him. Now, Obama is forced to manipulate the temperature according to what ridiculously over priced, ugly ass, clothing that Tommy Hillfiger currently wants to pimp. I’ve met Temperature and he is actually a pretty cool guy. He lives in Austin, Texas and likes “33” as well. Tommy Hillfiger is the asshole…

You want to talk about temperature being bullshit?
I live in Memphis
Three days ago it was 105 degrees outside with 100% humidity and a heat index of FUCKING 120 DEGREES!!!!
in other words its 105 but it feels like its 120 degrees thats bullshit
btw several people died that day in the city from the heat

Oh, man, I California sucks. it’s ALWAYS hot, and when it’s cold, it’s like a joke. I miss my home in NC… Out there, it can get cold and it does it without waiting until it only has like two months to be cool. I really just wish it was always cold, because cold is epic. :3

YKWBS? Time. It listens to what you want then does the reverse. If you’re waiting for something to happen, it slows down even slower than my 10 year old computer. But if you’re having fun and want it to last forever, it runs faster then Speed Network showing a special of Sonic the Hedgehog on crack. That’s BS.

Ontario has pretty neutral weather spring through fall. Winters kind of a bitch everywhere in Canada (The north in general)

Also those crazy Americans use a totally different temperature scale, confusing if your trying to compare to other Countries, why should a calculation have to be done? Why can’t everybody be satisfied with “one” temperature scale? Bullshit

Time is bullshit! How come when we work time goes slow as ass but when we’re off time goes fast as fuck. Then the weekdays drag on and on then the weekend flies by. Then you go back to work and you feel like you were just there yesterday and it’s a never ending cycle.

I say that temperature is a bunch of bullshit, it drives me up the wall sometimes, going between too hot and then too cold, it’s like just keep the temperature not too hot and not too cold, but that is just impossible.

Out of all episodes, this is my second favorite. First favorite is the Printers.
My favorite quotes in this episode are these:
“If I can talk to nature: you know I like what you made.
Space? That’s fine.
Time? That’s fine.
Temperature? That’s bullshit.”
😆

its also very bullshit when like your playing a video game then the temperature gets either chilly and i get a blanket or something and then i get to warm then to hot then to warm then to hot its awful