April 30, 2018 at 01:25PM from The Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a moment of humility and meekness, President Trump refused to take any credit for peace talks between North and South Korea, claiming he is always uncomfortable in the spotlight and would rather have other people’s important work in diplomacy in the region be recognized. Trump told the crowd gathered at a political rally […]

April 30, 2018 at 11:58AM from The Babylon Bee
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Since the prophet Elijah invented satire, there have only been five satirical books ranked the most hilarious, the most pure. This one leaves them all behind. How To Be A Perfect Christian releases tomorrow, a historical event that has already sent shockwaves through the international community: there is peace between the Koreas, a new Avengers movie […]

April 30, 2018 at 11:28AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—After comedian Michelle Wolf’s controversial stand-up act at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump supporters across the nation stated they were “outraged” and “triggered” that Democrats would tell mean jokes about conservatives and Republican politicians. People who voted for one of the most crass public figures ever to run for president were offended that Democrats […]

April 27, 2018 at 02:39PM from The Babylon Bee
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Our new book hits the shelves on TUESDAY. For the love of modern worship ballads and megachurch cafés you need to preorder this thing right now. How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living is 200 pages of brand-new material which spells out exactly how YOU can go from the terrible […]

April 27, 2018 at 11:42AM from The Babylon Bee
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NEW YORK, NY—While almost nobody is willing to defend Bill Cosby any longer after he was convicted of sexual assault Thursday, the former television star and comedian found an ally in abortion provider Planned Parenthood. President Cecile Richards came forward to claim that since sexual assault is only about 3% of what Bill Cosby performed […]

April 27, 2018 at 10:55AM from The Babylon Bee
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Stop what you’re doing and listen up, fam. Whatever you’ve got going isn’t as important as this little bit of common grace from on high: Justin Bieber just re-released his entire discography, adding the word “Jesus” in place of words like “Baby” and “girl.” The new collection is called Jesus Is My World 3.0 and […]

April 26, 2018 at 02:22PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—After super-celebrity Kanye West explicitly endorsed President Donald Trump on Twitter, igniting a firestorm of controversy, conservatives reminded the nation never to listen to the opinions of rich, out-of-touch celebrities unless those celebrities happen to say things that line up nicely with the conservative worldview. “Who cares what these ELITIST Hollywood PERVERTS have to say […]

April 26, 2018 at 01:19PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—After legendary hip-hop artist Kanye West expressed his support for President Donald Trump on Twitter, igniting a firestorm of controversy, liberals reminded the nation that everyone needs to respect minorities’ opinions until the exact moment those opinions contradict their own. Progressives confirmed they are totally passionate about listening to and supporting people of color, but […]

April 26, 2018 at 11:41AM from The Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Building on their newfound respect and appreciation for one another, President Trump and hip-hop artist Kanye West just released a cover version of “A Whole New World” from Disney’s Aladdin Thursday. The song instantly received widespread critical acclaim, with fans praising West’s creative take on Aladdin’s parts and Trump’s “surprisingly authentic” performance of Jasmine’s […]

April 25, 2018 at 03:16PM from The Babylon Bee
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SEATTLE, WA—Touting it as their latest attempt to offer customers the ultimate in convenience and customer service, Amazon announced Wednesday that they will now deliver packages directly to your bedroom in the middle of the night while you sleep. “In-Bed Delivery is really a wonderful feature,” an Amazon press release stated. “We will gain access […]

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