Funny sayings

ANybody know any funny words or acronyms used to describe skiers of any type.

my friends and I have become fond of calling new skiers "SPOREs"
that is: Stupid People On Rental Equiptment

Also, our favorite SPORE move is the "rental tuck" in which a SPORE, usually a kid, gets into their fastest tuck, and when they try to put their poles unter their arms, the tips end up pointing straight up!

It is especially hilarious for us to watch because we are racers and most of us have spent alot of time working on a good tuck!

ANybody know any funny words or acronyms used to describe skiers of any type.

my friends and I have become fond of calling new skiers "SPOREs"
that is: Stupid People On Rental Equiptment

Also, our favorite SPORE move is the "rental tuck" in which a SPORE, usually a kid, gets into their fastest tuck, and when they try to put their poles unter their arms, the tips end up pointing straight up!

It is especially hilarious for us to watch because we are racers and most of us have spent alot of time working on a good tuck!