...and you might not either. TOO BAD FOR YOU except this is the internet age, so here you go: The Many Names of David Ryder www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2…

I honestly can't believe i didn't already make this comic. Also, I'm trying to psych myself into getting back to the gym regularly, so if it comes down to having to shout "ROLL FIZZLEBEEF!" between squats, then that's what I'll do, dammit.

XD It is annoying, whether its "Never heard that one before" OR not gettin' waht people are thinkin' they're bein' so smart with by referencin' to. So askin' to feel the might of those muscles <3 (the equilevant of teasing a fat girl... and riskin' gettin' sat on)

I ended up friends with a fellow super geek AT THE GYM no less! She's been teaching me manly free weight goodness. And the guys around us are entertained to no end. But christ I'm sore for four days straight, she pushes me till I have to give her the weight so I can fight off the intense urge to pass out. No I'm not kidding. Had to lean against a wall one time seeing colors with tears in my eyes going, "I think you broke me girl." And she replied "OMG are you crying?" ..."I think, my body is rebelling. Can we take a longer break?" I survived, obviously.

But I feel for Gogo. People who make too much noise can really mess up your form and concentration.

A Reb Brown movie.... so THAT'S where this is from. I always thought the manly name meme was some sort of reference to R.A. Lafferty's short story "Nine Hundred Grandmothers," which features a future Starship Troopers-like Earth where military men adopt macho handles like "Blaze Bolt" and "Gutboy Barrelhouse."

I may be shooting in the dark here, but the MST3K crew might have been familiar with it.

Although it does beg the question... these people look rather too young to have watched MST3K when it was on the air in the 90s, so did they just become fans from watching it on the internet? Keep circulating the tapes, I suppose. :3

Good ol' Big McLargeHuge, and his friends Debbie Reynolds, Sting, and Santa/God.