Citing unnamed sources, Us reported that Woods had other "dalliances" [...] with a blond and a brunette at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino in upstate New York."

Oh, that's what he needed.

To her credit, my ex did say that the whole deal sounded less than kosher and did not attend. The alleged Verona mistresses were not identified by Us Weekly, so be sure to shoot a judgmental glare at every blond and brunette you see over the next few days just to be sure.