Wae’aye man! 30K! Congratulations @ucme. You really do often make me smile with your witty, cheeky responses. Don’t stop doing what you do and being who you are. And you are a smart arse, but that’s not a bad thing in this case.

Fact from fiction, truth from diction. I planned this for weeks, I got you one of these, but the tax man took it. I then got you one of those, it got stolen. I then got you one of these but she ran away. All I have left is “well done”.

Dude…ya gotta be an ENTP personality like me, nobody can come up with the perverse sentiments that you do! Out of the box? Fuck the box, there is no box big enough to contain your inane musings. Cheers! This Tsing Tao is for you!

@digitalimpression : I tuned into Fluther at the time the announcement popped up on the community feed. I was quite surprised when I clicked on Meta Section and no one had yet asked the congratulatory question. Still, I love throwing parties! Drinks with little umbrellas in them for everyone!

Hello, hello, hello, what’s going on here then?
Once again a “party” for moi kicks off when i’m tucked up in bed, sleeping the night away…..great timing @Hawaii_Jake ;¬}
I shall get back to you all by way of appreciation, because it’s only right & proper.

@Bellatrix You’re the last one to post so you get “served” first.
I love Newckie Brown, as it’s known here, beautiful stuff. Pork pies & stottie cake not so much, although that is a wonderfully named foodstuff.
Sausages I do like though, so gimme several ales & a ton of bangers & i’m a happy bunny, cheers love ;¬}

@LuckyGuy Hope it’s smiling back at you, cheers.@rooeytoo I still say your name as Scooby Doo would, thanks for that.@chyna Silliness? What here? Whatever gave you that impression? Thanks pwetty lady ;¬}

@rebbel….& the united fan runs away in shame as the city fan laughs his balls off. Thanks@Trillian There are any number of potential punchlines to that gag, none of them clean. Here’s one for you, What do elephants use for vibrators? Epileptic pygmies. Thanks m’dear@WestRiverrat Cheers.

@Bellatrix Oh, i’ve done you already…....oops, not in that way :¬)@filmfann So long as no one farts, then i’m okay with that. Cheers.@DaphneT I want a great big playroom, that’s all. Thanks.@bvdshec17 Thank you.@jca See above.

This is taking for bloody ever, how many different ways of saying thanks…..sheesh ;¬}
Okay, last ones for now, gotta run.@mangeons That was sweet of you & all I can say is you must have impeccable taste, cheers pet ;¬}@cprevite Yeah, wasn’t bad was it? Thanks.@stardust How very poetic, cheers for that.@Symbeline You just know I will, cheers hun ;¬}

You are a consistent humorous presence in our vast ocean, Ucme! Our comedy buoy, as it were ;-) I can always count on you for a smile, even amidst the most acrimonious of exchanges. Thank you for being here, and congratulations!

Okay, i’m back to tidy up this happy, congratulatory thread.
@Everyonenotyetmentioned…....I’ve frequently stated that the lurve numbers on here are ultimately meaningless & insignificant, whilst in my opinion that remains the case, it seems these party threads, such as they are, provide evidence to the contrary.
I guess what i’m trying to say is that I appreciate your kind & let’s face it, accurate sentiments given here. Cheers all, a good bunch when all’s said & done :¬)

@AstroChuck or anyone else who dare pick up the challenge, translate @harple‘s & myself’s conversation as best as you can & there may be a cash prize on offer.
Shut up you, I know you can’t be bothered. I was talking to the nice people only ;¬}

@Ayesha There is no late, you’re just making a suitably grand entrance. Thanks.@geeky_mama I’m glad to hear it. Cheers!@Coloma Are you taking the pith? There’s one option anyway.@MilkyWay I may just ask to change my username to that, I definitely like the sound of it.

So sorry I’m late. I was trying to finish editing the movie we made for you, to show at the party. Of course the name of the movie also has the name of one of the characters in the movie (which is an action comedy about your life) so the title of the movie is You See This Movie is Not about Me It’s about UCME. In addition to us Jellies being cast as extras, we were able to talk the following bespectaled actors into to re-creating the farting scene from Blazing Saddles, along with other key scenes: Woody Allen, Daniel Radcliffe, Patrick Stewart , Tina Fey, and Diane Keaton. The crucial scene comes at the end, when all of us Jellies end up following your slow speed car chase (ala O.J. Simpson) back to the mansion. But instead of surrendering to the police and being arrested, Auggie pulls out her tickle feather and lets you have it, then she hands you a freshly bathed puppy-dawg : )