Here is some I just got today from Quitina Lyer, gotta love a spammer with a sense of humor:

To Jeff

Thank you for your previous application for a role with RockJones Management.

Before processing your application further, you are required to finish an Online Application. This must be finished within the next one week to ensure your submission to be considered for roles with RockJones Management.

Please note - This Application invitation is only valid for 1 week. Then the Assessment link will no longer appear. Your application with RockJones Management will not be given consideration until the Online Application has been completed.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

- You must complete the Online Application in one session - allow approximately 2 minutes for completion.
- Please know that we recently added an extra component to the application. If you have completed the Internal Application lately you will still be required to complete this latest step prior to be considered further in the RockJones Management Recruitment procedure.

Yours sincerely,
RockJones Management

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Originally Posted by colorider

Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

I love these. Many times I have responded with questions that hopefully are convincing enough to the "spammer" that they will start a dialogue with me. I then drag it out over as long of a period as I can get away with. Normally I pose as a "brain surgeon" and am able to travel to their country to conduct the transaction in person, at which point I am referred to a 'more authorised person' to deal with. These spammers can be a deep source of entertainment if you know how to appear gullible enough to them.