Have seen Carol Doda strip at the Condor Club or sing at Gino and Carlo.

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Have seen Carol Doda strip at the Condor Club or sing at Gino and Carlo.

Have seen Carol Doda strip at the Condor Club or sing at Gino and...Carlo.

Image 4 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Audrey Whitmeyer-Weathers / The Chronicle

Think the best bread in S.F. just might be Liguria Bakery’s focaccia (which the Soracco family has been churning out for more than 100 years).

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Think the best bread in S.F. just might be Liguria Bakery’s focaccia (which the Soracco family has been churning out for more than 100 years).

Think the best bread in S.F. just might be Liguria Bakery’s focaccia...(which the Soracco family has been churning out for more than 100...years).

Image 5 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Craig Lee / The Chronicle

Are an expert at Mikey dice, and your drink of choice is Fernet. (Suggested by Facebook user Lisa Farrell. Pictured: Gia Day taste-tests some Fernet but doesn't seem to enjoy it as much as a real North Beach resident would.)

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Are an expert at Mikey dice, and your drink of choice is Fernet. (Suggested by Facebook user Lisa Farrell. Pictured: Gia Day taste-tests some Fernet but doesn't seem to enjoy it as much as a real North Beach resident would.)

Are an expert at Mikey dice, and your drink of choice is Fernet....(Suggested by Facebook user Lisa Farrell. Pictured: Gia Day...taste-tests some Fernet but doesn't seem to enjoy it as much as a real...North Beach resident would.)

Image 6 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Liz Hafalia / The Chronicle

Bemoan the drama at the National Shrine of St. Francis of Assisi. (San Francisco is named for the saint and the shrine dates to 1849, but leadership has been in a battle with former supe Angela Alioto, above, for control of the small Porziuncola Nuova next door. There's also a sex scandal brewing with William McLaughlin, a Marin developer and chairman of the shrine's volunteer program, who was ousted amid allegations of an improper relationship with a volunteer.)

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Bemoan the drama at the National Shrine of St. Francis of Assisi. (San Francisco is named for the saint and the shrine dates to 1849, but leadership has been in a battle with former supe Angela Alioto, above, for control of the small Porziuncola Nuova next door. There's also a sex scandal brewing with William McLaughlin, a Marin developer and chairman of the shrine's volunteer program, who was ousted amid allegations of an improper relationship with a volunteer.)

Bemoan the drama at the National Shrine of St. Francis of Assisi. (San...Francisco is named for the saint and the shrine dates to 1849, but...leadership has been in a battle with former supe Angela Alioto, above,...for control of the small Porziuncola Nuova next door. There's also a...sex scandal brewing with William McLaughlin, a Marin developer and...chairman of the shrine's volunteer program, who was ousted amid...allegations of an improper relationship with a volunteer.)

Image 7 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Anthony Rosenberg / Getty Images

Get the locals-only 25-cent caramel corn at a certain candy store on Columbus. (We won't ruin the secret on this one.)

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Get the locals-only 25-cent caramel corn at a certain candy store on Columbus. (We won't ruin the secret on this one.)

Get the locals-only 25-cent caramel corn at a certain candy store on...Columbus. (We won't ruin the secret on this one.)

Image 8 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Ian C. Bates / The Chronicle

Know where to get the best fried dumplings in S.F. (Brandy Ho's or House of Nanking, pictured above.)

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Know where to get the best fried dumplings in S.F. (Brandy Ho's or House of Nanking, pictured above.)

Know where to get the best fried dumplings in S.F. (Brandy Ho's or...House of Nanking, pictured above.)

Can name all the alleys and in which direction they head. (Suggested by Facebook user Eric Tom.)

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Can name all the alleys and in which direction they head. (Suggested by Facebook user Eric Tom.)

Can name all the alleys and in which direction they head. (Suggested...by Facebook user Eric Tom.)

Image 11 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Deanne Fitzmaurice / The Chronicle

Stroll down Macondray Lane, but not to see the house of Anna Madrigal. (The alley was the inspiration for 'Barbary Lane' in Armistead Maupin's 'Tales of the City.' The author is pictured there above.)

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Stroll down Macondray Lane, but not to see the house of Anna Madrigal. (The alley was the inspiration for 'Barbary Lane' in Armistead Maupin's 'Tales of the City.' The author is pictured there above.)

Stroll down Macondray Lane, but not to see the house of Anna Madrigal....(The alley was the inspiration for 'Barbary Lane' in Armistead...Maupin's 'Tales of the City.' The author is pictured there above.)

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Michael Macor / The Chronicle

Contributed to the denture fund for Roy Motini, one of North Beach's true characters.

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Contributed to the denture fund for Roy Motini, one of North Beach's true characters.

Contributed to the denture fund for Roy Motini, one of North Beach's...true characters.

Grew up going to Panelli Brothers Deli on Stockton. (Suggested by Facebook user Stefanie Engle on the North Beach News Facebook page. Thanks to the North Beach News for posting our Facebook item and helping to spread the word. The Panelli Brothers Deli closed in 2002 after 82 years.)

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Grew up going to Panelli Brothers Deli on Stockton. (Suggested by Facebook user Stefanie Engle on the North Beach News Facebook page. Thanks to the North Beach News for posting our Facebook item and helping to spread the word. The Panelli Brothers Deli closed in 2002 after 82 years.)

Grew up going to Panelli Brothers Deli on Stockton. (Suggested by...Facebook user Stefanie Engle on the North Beach News...Facebook page. Thanks to the North Beach News for posting our...Facebook item and helping to spread the word. The Panelli Brothers...Deli closed in 2002 after 82 years.)

Image 15 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Christina Koci Hernandez / The Chronicle

Have hung out in the Poetry Room at City Lights with Lawrence Ferlinghetti.

Image 15 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Have hung out in the Poetry Room at City Lights with Lawrence Ferlinghetti.

Have hung out in the Poetry Room at City Lights with Lawrence...Ferlinghetti.

Image 16 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Adam Lau / The Chronicle

Know your way to the only S.F. bar that survived the 1906 earthquake (The Saloon on Grant, near Columbus)

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Know your way to the only S.F. bar that survived the 1906 earthquake (The Saloon on Grant, near Columbus)

Know your way to the only S.F. bar that survived the 1906 earthquake...(The Saloon on Grant, near Columbus)

Image 17 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Carlos Avila Gonzalez / The Chronicle

Have been to Beach Blanket Babylon (pictured) or saw a Cockettes midnight show at the Palace.

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Have been to Beach Blanket Babylon (pictured) or saw a Cockettes midnight show at the Palace.

Have been to Beach Blanket Babylon (pictured) or saw a Cockettes...midnight show at the Palace.

Image 18 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Dylan Entelis / The Chronicle

Know where you can check out a book and watch bocce at the same time. (The North Beach Library and Joe DiMaggio playground).

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Know where you can check out a book and watch bocce at the same time. (The North Beach Library and Joe DiMaggio playground).

Know where you can check out a book and watch bocce at the same time....(The North Beach Library and Joe DiMaggio playground).

Image 19 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Michael Macor / The Chronicle

Have a favorite rooftop spot to watch the Blue Angels and July 4th fireworks.

Image 19 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Have a favorite rooftop spot to watch the Blue Angels and July 4th fireworks.

Have a favorite rooftop spot to watch the Blue Angels and July 4th...fireworks.

Image 20 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Carlos Avila Gonzalez / The Chronicle

Used to stumble home from the WashBag back in the day. (The Washington Square Bar & Grill closed in 2010)

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Used to stumble home from the WashBag back in the day. (The Washington Square Bar & Grill closed in 2010)

Used to stumble home from the WashBag back in the day. (The Washington...Square Bar & Grill closed in 2010)

Image 21 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Vince Maggiora / The Chronicle

Still miss the Embarcadero Freeway. (Suggested by SFGate commenter mrsinatra)

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Still miss the Embarcadero Freeway. (Suggested by SFGate commenter mrsinatra)

Still miss the Embarcadero Freeway. (Suggested by SFGate commenter...mrsinatra)

Image 22 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Pete Kiehart / The Chronicle

Have an opinion, probably a strong one, about the Telegraph Hill Dwellers neighborhood association. (Pictured, from left, are organization members Judy Irving, Vedica Puri, Lynn Sanchez and Jon Golinger in September)

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Have an opinion, probably a strong one, about the Telegraph Hill Dwellers neighborhood association. (Pictured, from left, are organization members Judy Irving, Vedica Puri, Lynn Sanchez and Jon Golinger in September)

Have an opinion, probably a strong one, about the Telegraph Hill...Dwellers neighborhood association. (Pictured, from left, are...organization members Judy Irving, Vedica Puri, Lynn Sanchez and Jon...Golinger in September)

Image 23 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Lea Suzuki / The Chronicle

Know one of the North Beach authors featured in the 'Language of the Birds' art installation.

Image 23 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Know one of the North Beach authors featured in the 'Language of the Birds' art installation.

Know one of the North Beach authors featured in the 'Language of the...Birds' art installation.

Image 24 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Lea Suzuki / The Chronicle

Still can't believe there's no North Beach stop on the Central Subway line, despite the plan to house tunnel-boring machines at the old Pagoda site.

Image 24 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Still can't believe there's no North Beach stop on the Central Subway line, despite the plan to house tunnel-boring machines at the old Pagoda site.

Still can't believe there's no North Beach stop on the Central Subway...line, despite the plan to house tunnel-boring machines at the old...Pagoda site.

Image 25 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Penni Gladstone / The Chronicle

Get your coffee at the spot where Francis Ford Coppola wrote the script for The Godfather and many Beat poets also penned their works (Caffe Trieste).

Image 25 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Get your coffee at the spot where Francis Ford Coppola wrote the script for The Godfather and many Beat poets also penned their works (Caffe Trieste).

Get your coffee at the spot where Francis Ford Coppola wrote the...script for The Godfather and many Beat poets also penned their works...(Caffe Trieste).

Image 26 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Liz Hafalia / The Chronicle

Never go down to Fisherman's Wharf, but still hear the sea lions every day.

Image 26 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Never go down to Fisherman's Wharf, but still hear the sea lions every day.

Never go down to Fisherman's Wharf, but still hear the sea lions every...day.

Image 27 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Carlos Avila Gonzalez / The Chronicle

Didn't know what to do with yourself when Tosca Cafe closed for five months. (Here, Francis Ford Coppola talks with owner Jeannette Etheredge in May.)

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Didn't know what to do with yourself when Tosca Cafe closed for five months. (Here, Francis Ford Coppola talks with owner Jeannette Etheredge in May.)

Didn't know what to do with yourself when Tosca Cafe closed for five...months. (Here, Francis Ford Coppola talks with owner Jeannette...Etheredge in May.)

Image 28 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Yue Wu / The Chronicle

Have ended a weeknight at Mr. Bing's that included a random conversation with a stranger.

Image 28 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Have ended a weeknight at Mr. Bing's that included a random conversation with a stranger.

Have ended a weeknight at Mr. Bing's that included a random...conversation with a stranger.

Image 29 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Brant Ward / The Chronicle

Still call DiMaggio playground North Beach Playground, and remember Michelangelo being a cement park with a metal slide and a couple swings. (Suggested by Facebook user Charlotte Blaise Rollins on the North Beach News Facebook page.)

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Still call DiMaggio playground North Beach Playground, and remember Michelangelo being a cement park with a metal slide and a couple swings. (Suggested by Facebook user Charlotte Blaise Rollins on the North Beach News Facebook page.)

Still call DiMaggio playground North Beach Playground, and remember...Michelangelo being a cement park with a metal slide and a couple...swings. (Suggested by Facebook user Charlotte Blaise Rollins on the...North Beach News Facebook page.)

Image 30 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Stephanie Wright Hession / Special to The Chronicle

Know Golden Boy Pizza isn't just for drunk people...

Image 30 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Know Golden Boy Pizza isn't just for drunk people...

Know Golden Boy Pizza isn't just for drunk people...

Image 31 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Christina Koci Hernandez / The Chronicle

...but the Stinking Rose is just for people who don't mind smelling like garlic for days.

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...but the Stinking Rose is just for people who don't mind smelling like garlic for days.

...but the Stinking Rose is just for people who don't mind smelling like...garlic for days.

Image 32 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Michael Macor / The Chronicle

Know the best route from Grant Ave. to the Embarcadero (up Green St. and right on Montgomery).

Image 32 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Know the best route from Grant Ave. to the Embarcadero (up Green St. and right on Montgomery).

Know the best route from Grant Ave. to the Embarcadero (up Green St....and right on Montgomery).

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Like to watch the Chinese New Year Treasure Hunt from your window.

Like to watch the Chinese New Year Treasure Hunt from your window.

Image 35 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Brant Ward / The Chronicle

Don't always have the stomach for the Mama's line.

Image 35 of 36 - You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Don't always have the stomach for the Mama's line.

Don't always have the stomach for the Mama's line.

Image 36 of 36|You know you're a real North Beach resident if you...

Michael Macor / The Chronicle

Were baptized at Sts. Peter and Paul, bought your school supplies at Reina's (now Rose Pistola's), your father and grandfather worked in the produce markets, and your grandparents arrived in North Beach around 1922 but never spoke a word of English, ever. (Suggested by SFGate commenter chiappe.)

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Were baptized at Sts. Peter and Paul, bought your school supplies at Reina's (now Rose Pistola's), your father and grandfather worked in the produce markets, and your grandparents arrived in North Beach around 1922 but never spoke a word of English, ever. (Suggested by SFGate commenter chiappe.)

Were baptized at Sts. Peter and Paul, bought your school supplies at...Reina's (now Rose Pistola's), your father and grandfather worked in...the produce markets, and your grandparents arrived in North Beach...around 1922 but never spoke a word of English, ever. (Suggested by...SFGate commenter chiappe.)

We’ve taken our ‘real locals’ series, highlighting the people and places that make up the real San Francisco, to the Haight and the Mission so far. For North Beach, we wanted to take our series to our readers. So we asked you on Facebook and Twitter for your input, and the gallery above is a team effort between our newsroom and the residents of social media. Thanks to everybody who submitted personal stories, even if yours didn’t get used.

What makes a real North Beach resident? The list is longer than a wacky Beach Blanket Babylon number and surely we missed some, so add yours in the comments. Check out our Haight gallery below, or see what we did for the Mission, S.F as a whole, Marin, Berkeley, Oakland, and the Peninsula.

Mourned Jake, the English bulldog 'mayor of Haight St.,' who died in 2012. (He was the longtime mascot at Bladerunners Hair Studio).

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Mourned Jake, the English bulldog 'mayor of Haight St.,' who died in 2012. (He was the longtime mascot at Bladerunners Hair Studio).

Mourned Jake, the English bulldog 'mayor of Haight St.,' who died in...2012. (He was the longtime mascot at Bladerunners Hair Studio).

Image 2 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Jessica Olthof / The Chronicle

Attended the 'funeral' for the Silly Pink Bunny art piece at Haight and Laguna or contributed to the Bronze Bunny Kickstarter campaign.

Image 2 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Attended the 'funeral' for the Silly Pink Bunny art piece at Haight and Laguna or contributed to the Bronze Bunny Kickstarter campaign.

Attended the 'funeral' for the Silly Pink Bunny art piece at Haight...and Laguna or contributed to the Bronze Bunny Kickstarter campaign.

Image 3 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Courtesy / Apollo Films

Saw the Grateful Dead or Janis Joplin at the Straight Theater, formerly the Haight Theater at Haight and Cole. (Shown are Jerry Garcia and Joplin in a still from the documentary film 'Festival Express')

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Saw the Grateful Dead or Janis Joplin at the Straight Theater, formerly the Haight Theater at Haight and Cole. (Shown are Jerry Garcia and Joplin in a still from the documentary film 'Festival Express')

Saw the Grateful Dead or Janis Joplin at the Straight Theater,...formerly the Haight Theater at Haight and Cole. (Shown are Jerry...Garcia and Joplin in a still from the documentary film 'Festival...Express')

Image 4 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Douglas Zimmerman / SFGate

Know which local business has its own TV show (Loved to Death, featured on Science Channel's Oddities: San Francisco).

Image 4 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Know which local business has its own TV show (Loved to Death, featured on Science Channel's Oddities: San Francisco).

Know which local business has its own TV show (Loved to Death,...featured on Science Channel's Oddities: San Francisco).

Image 5 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Michael Short / Special to the Chronicle

Are heavily involved in Wiggle politics.

Image 5 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Are heavily involved in Wiggle politics.

Are heavily involved in Wiggle politics.

Image 6 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Brant Ward / The Chronicle

Are too cool for tie-dye. (Photo from a 'Jerry Day' celebration at the Jerry Garcia Amphitheater in McLaren Park).

Image 6 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Are too cool for tie-dye. (Photo from a 'Jerry Day' celebration at the Jerry Garcia Amphitheater in McLaren Park).

Are too cool for tie-dye. (Photo from a 'Jerry Day' celebration at the...Jerry Garcia Amphitheater in McLaren Park).

Image 7 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Megan Farmer / The Chronicle

Got kicked out by Bruno for incorrectly ordering a martini at Aub Zam Zam (the bar's legendary owner died in 2000).

Image 7 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Got kicked out by Bruno for incorrectly ordering a martini at Aub Zam Zam (the bar's legendary owner died in 2000).

Got kicked out by Bruno for incorrectly ordering a martini at Aub Zam...Zam (the bar's legendary owner died in 2000).

Image 8 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Associated Press

Get the creeps passing the Charles Manson house on Cole St.

Image 8 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Get the creeps passing the Charles Manson house on Cole St.

Get the creeps passing the Charles Manson house on Cole St.

Image 9 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Frederic Larson / The Chronicle

Rocked out on the weekends at Rock&Bowl before Park Bowl was turned into Amoeba Music in 1996.

Image 9 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Rocked out on the weekends at Rock&Bowl before Park Bowl was turned into Amoeba Music in 1996.

Rocked out on the weekends at Rock&Bowl before Park Bowl was turned...into Amoeba Music in 1996.

Image 10 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Katy Raddatz / The Chronicle

Have many of those yellow Amoeba bags lying around the house…

Image 10 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Have many of those yellow Amoeba bags lying around the house…

Have many of those yellow Amoeba bags lying around the house…

Image 11 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Mike Kepka / SFC

…but know the stars shop at Rooky Ricardo's.

Image 11 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

…but know the stars shop at Rooky Ricardo's.

…but know the stars shop at Rooky Ricardo's.

Image 12 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Wikimedia Commons

Attended the Hippie Funeral at Buena Vista Park in October of '67.

Image 12 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Attended the Hippie Funeral at Buena Vista Park in October of '67.

Attended the Hippie Funeral at Buena Vista Park in October of '67.

Image 13 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Brant Ward / San Francisco Chronicle

Have never felt the desire to photograph the Piedmont Boutique legs.

Image 13 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Have never felt the desire to photograph the Piedmont Boutique legs.

Have never felt the desire to photograph the Piedmont Boutique legs.

Image 14 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Douglas Zimmerman

Never wash your beer-stained Toronado t-shirt.

Image 14 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Never wash your beer-stained Toronado t-shirt.

Never wash your beer-stained Toronado t-shirt.

Image 15 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Lea Suzuki / The Chronicle

Work out at the greatest free 'gym' in the city, Kezar Stadium.

Image 15 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Work out at the greatest free 'gym' in the city, Kezar Stadium.

Work out at the greatest free 'gym' in the city, Kezar Stadium.

Image 16 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Carlos Avila Gonzalez / The Chronicle

Were disappointed when Supervisor London Breed deleted her combative Twitter account after a tweet about bicyclists' 'bad behavior.'

Image 16 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Were disappointed when Supervisor London Breed deleted her combative Twitter account after a tweet about bicyclists' 'bad behavior.'

Were disappointed when Supervisor London Breed deleted her combative...Twitter account after a tweet about bicyclists' 'bad behavior.'

Image 17 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

File / AP

Dropped LSD at the '67 Human Be-In or know somebody who knows somebody who did.

Image 17 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Dropped LSD at the '67 Human Be-In or know somebody who knows somebody who did.

Know the record store where you might find a world-famous DJ spinning electronica for free. (Vinyl Dreams at Haight and Steiner; here Thomas Fehlmann of The Orb plays before a show in S.F. in September).

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Know the record store where you might find a world-famous DJ spinning electronica for free. (Vinyl Dreams at Haight and Steiner; here Thomas Fehlmann of The Orb plays before a show in S.F. in September).

Know the record store where you might find a world-famous DJ spinning...electronica for free. (Vinyl Dreams at Haight and Steiner; here Thomas...Fehlmann of The Orb plays before a show in S.F. in September).

Image 29 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Courtesy / Timed Exposures

Weren't that shocked when Sean Farrell, the 4-year-old subject of the documentary 'Following Sean,' said he smoked pot at his Haight apartment in the '60s.

Image 29 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Weren't that shocked when Sean Farrell, the 4-year-old subject of the documentary 'Following Sean,' said he smoked pot at his Haight apartment in the '60s.

Weren't that shocked when Sean Farrell, the 4-year-old subject of the...documentary 'Following Sean,' said he smoked pot at his Haight...apartment in the '60s.

Image 30 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Kurt Rogers / The Chronicle

Know at least four different places to buy a pipe of some variety.

Image 30 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Know at least four different places to buy a pipe of some variety.

Know at least four different places to buy a pipe of some variety.

Image 31 of 31|You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Jessica Pons / The Chronicle

Pick up at least 50 percent of your apartment's furniture directly from the street.

Image 31 of 31 - You know you're a real Haight resident if you...

Pick up at least 50 percent of your apartment's furniture directly from the street.

Pick up at least 50 percent of your apartment's furniture directly...from the street.