SnoopDommyDommmy: specialist subject in Mastermind is "History of Defecation in Wrestling"

Ruggahissy: We are the law now and our law keeps the streets clean O_OKilmarnock: XD Good.Kilmarnock: Yaaaay for being the law.

Kermit: I asked a kid who had a crush on me. But I pretty much only gave him a hug so I guess that wasn't nice of meKermit: My friends said I was rude not to have at least offered him a blow job Kermit: Apparently that would have been the polite thing to do

SpiralAgnew: Here, have something sad-lookingBikriki: I must add this to my collection of pics that show people crying.SpiralAgnew: XD You actually have one of those?Whirly: I was going to say "Ian, of course he has a collection like that. He's German."

Uno: You seem excited. did Bambi's mom get reincarnated as a bug you just swatted?

Skraal: would it be correct to say you've sucked on a lot of black ones?TtMaR: They taste nicerTtMaR: Better shape, too.TtMaR: They fit neatly into your mouth,.

Bikriki: My hometown is not a very indication of my personality.Bikriki: Because as far as I can recall, I am neither ugly nor full of minoritesBikriki: Though I would not mind the latter.Bikriki winks

Shangela: Facials for the greater good.

Shangela: I work you into climax, what happens afterward is none of my concern.Wes: Says the world's most detached sexecutioner.