I'm coming out in a rage,Thought I used color-safe TideBlotting spots up and downTo pause the stain assaultRetardant fabric amissHow did it get this bright mist?Splattered garments untwist, now I’m moaning and pissedNow the clothes washer beepsAnd I’m hauling my assPile is dripping and soakedFind a dryer, and fast!Two hour wait for machinesBody’s dripping, I fretLoad is soaking my jeansAnd my panties are — freshNow, dyes drip down its mesh -Wow, socks all gain mold

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Thanks to LilLaundryMuse, Agrimorfee (agreed, this being the only reason for my continued support of capital punishment ;) ) and Luke (Hell, you have NO IDEA what it's like to have fresh panties. Oh. Oh, okay. You actually don't, do you.).

I'll bet you were "Fit to be Tide®" Seems like your Tide® died. Wonderful word play and syllable matching. A wash day miracle turns to a wash day tragedy. Well at least you get to buy new threads. I really liked the use of "laun-dro-mat-ery" - invented words really trip my trigger. Fine job, Emi.

This is a topic to a song that shouldn't work. . .but my God Emi, this is fantastic, I've never laughed so hard at a "laundry" oriented parody, and this is a very tough OS on top of that, fun parody, fun OS, just fun--which describes pretty much every piece I've ever read by you--very unique, Great parody Emi!

(ABC5) Holy crap in a hat, that was brilliant. It's amazing how many vowel sounds lined up with the original's - normally that's something I couldn't give two craps about, but in this case it was brilliant! 555 for sure!