Yeah, but could a sentient Ford Mustang beat 'Bama?

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AJ McCarron ably represented Alabama's formidable ground game at this weekend's Talladega festivities. In this case, that means keeping his pace car on the ground and headed in the correct direction, unlike some people.

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