[[ sardonicynic has an irrational fear of liquid eyeliner and an inexplicable hatred for shredded iceberg lettuce. she's a 33-year-old curmudgeon who (like everyone else, natch) is her own worst critic. she can be ridiculously entertained by referring to herself in the third person. good grammar gets her hot. and if you ever need to get by in conversational sesotho, she's your girl. ]]