If there’s one thing that I want in a new Naruto game, it’s not original gameplay, new fighting mechanics or even snazzier visuals. It’s a shorter title. But it looks like I’m not getting that when Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution arrives next year. What I am getting however, are a ton of screenshots.

Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution is out on Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 in 2014. According to the press release, it’ll have “tons of new techniques, a never-before-seen number of playable characters and a new character designed by Naruto’s author: Masashi Kishimoto”.

And the exact same story that the damn manga still hasn’t finished yet. Seriously, that fight has been going on for two years now in the comics. It needs to end already.

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