It’s a shame because now Bruce is so tainted with K klan kooties that his future dating life might be problematic. No intelligent not-a-goldigger-or-famewhore woman will want to get involved in any way with that family circus.

Wow, what an incredible coincidence that this whole separation drama is suddenly happening right as their reality show’s ratings are tanking. I would almost think this whole thing was just a publicity stunt engineered by some demon wench in a desperate ploy for viewers. But surely someone as honorable as modest as Kris Jenner would never do something that crass.

In other news, as the cameras begin to role, the Deadliest Catch captains are suddenly fighting again for no apparent reason.

Coming soon to a Fox channel in your area…the Season One premier of the new show, “Divorcing With the Kardashians,” starring Kris Kardashian-Jenner, Bruce Jenner, Khloe Kardashian-Odom, and Lamar Odom with special guest appearances by the entire Kardashian/Jenner gang, several police officers, six attorneys, and a banker or two!