Man Attempts to Pop Giant Pimple, Pus Erupts in Viral Video

Good morning! I hope you had a nice, long, relaxing weekend because the stuff I'm about to show you will most likely ruin the rest of your week. (Sorry, not sorry.) Here, I unearth what might possibly be the most horrifying pimple-popping video thus far.

In a viral Facebook video, aptly named "Squeezing Huge Pimple," which picked up more than 14 million views before it was sadly removed (and then re-uploaded on YouTube), an unnamed man tries his luck at popping a giant (like the size of a golf ball, giant) pimple on the side of his face.

"It hurts like fucking hell," he says, as he puts pressure on the enlarged, inflamed, and most likely infected lump, in the one-minute-and-forty-second clip. Less than 20 seconds into the video, with just the slightest touch, the large mass starts to spew. "Arrrghhhhhhhhh!" he screams as yellow-y fluid literally spills from the eruption site. "There she goes."

Perhaps what's even more disgusting than watching infectious fluid flood from the mass is that in the midst of the popping mayhem, he stops to...smell it. As in, fingers to nose, he takes a good, hard whiff of the yellow jelly. "It doesn't smell very good," he says. (*Insert all the green sick emojis here.)

The good news is, after a few squeezes, the dude says the bump "feels better," which is all we could really ask for. Word to wise, though, guy? I'm no doctor, but the next time you've got a spot that gets this out-of-control, you may want to go see a doctor. It might save you a lot of pain, discomfort, and pus. Just sayin'.

If you've got the stomach to catch the whole clip (you know, before your morning coffee), check out the pimple-popping madness, below.