That's a lot of money to burn through in a single quarter – especially in a quarter where not only were just 260 Model 3s actually delivered by Tesal (TSLA) but they have now pushed back full-scale production targets through March, so 2 more lost quarters ahead, with Q4 losses now estimated at an even $1Bn.

Sell 6 TSLA April $350 calls for $23 ($13,800)Buy 6 TSLA April $370 puts for $65 ($39,000)Sell 6 TSLA April $320 puts for $34 ($20,400) That nets you into the $30,000 short position for $4,800 with a $25,200 (525%) upside potential if TSLA is below the current price of $320 in April. It's a lot of margin ($15,465 ordinary margin) and a lot of risk – if TSLA gets back to $380, you will have to pay the short caller $18,000 but we'd roll them along to higher, longer months. Of course, if TSLA does well then maybe our oil play does well (more electric cars) and that one we can make $2Bn on!

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With TSLA tumbling to test the $300 line this morning, we'll probably be good for 200% gains ($10,000) in just 48 hours – not bad for a free pick, right? In yesterday's morning Report, we called for shorting Oil (/CL) Futures at $55 and those picked up a nice $1,000 per contract gainat $54 yesterday – just a fun thing to do while we waited for Tesla's earnings to be released. The Russell (/TF) short at 1,515 paid a whopping $1,500 per contract at 1,485 and the Dow (/YM) Futures short we called at 23,450 caught a 100-point drop that was good for gains of $500 per contract – you're welcome!

Of course, we're going to need those quick wins because Tuesday's 597,839 contract spread on June 2021/Dec 2017 oil contracts has jumped almost $1, to $4.55, so we'd be about $600M out of pocket if we closed it today but we started with a $2.14Bn credit, so we can afford to ride it out a bit longer (see Tuesday's Report for details) and, of course, it was meant to be a long-term trade – not like our quickie Futures plays.

In a NYMEX spread like that one, we're really only concerned with the rolling cost since, ultimately, we bought cheap June 2021 barrels for $50.32 and sold Dec 2017 barrels for $53.90. There are two ways to win and the one we are counting on is that the front-month barrels will fall faster than our long barrels and we cash out with a profit (started with a credit) but the other way to win, if oil goes higher, is to buy back the Dec calls (now $54.30) and roll them (resell another month) to a longer month for low cost. At the moment, the March 2018 calls are $54.66 so we get an additional 0.36 credit for rolling 597,839 contracts ($215,222,040), bringing our credit total up to $2,355,485,660 – you're welcome!

As time goes on, if the contracts go higher and we can keep on rolling for credits, our spread will simply widen and widen until we cash it in for the net of the spread. We would probably make more money being "wrong" if oil goes higher in the long run than if our shorting premise pays off in early rounds. Either way, it's nice to start out with a $2.1Bn credit – just ask The Donald…

Speaking of our Beleaguered Leader, it looks like Trump will appoint Investment Bankster Jerome Powell to head the Federal Reserve because who better to guard the hen-house but the foxes? A long-time Republican (he was assistant to Reagan's original VP pick, Richard Schweiker), Powell is actually a very good guy who's last private gig was managing a sustainable energy fund (Global Environment Fund). Powell was a compromise pick by Obama so, for a Trump apointee – we could do much worse – this one actually knows something about the department he will be heading!

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Powell is expected to maintain the Fed policies(easy money, very slow increases) but the Dollar is rising this morning (94.66) as former Goldman Bankster, Marc Carney announced a "one and almost done" rate increase (now 0.5%) that leaves the UK with a much looser forward policy than the US has. That's sent the Pound back to $1.31 – already 2% off yesterday's highs. It was also noted that the UK economy was growing at just 1.7% – the reason they are continuing to print money are this insane pace.

Carney is having the same problem our Fed is having: Though they have drastically increased the Monetary Base by growing their balance sheet (about 200% for each) and growing the reserve balances of their primary dealers (Big Banks, who are the true owners/controllers of the Federal Reserve, not our Government) but the Banks have not turned around and put that money to work in the economy and thus we have very little economic growth and very low inflation – despite a massive uptick in the money supply.

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Because the Central Banksters of the World have MASSIVELY inflated the Money Supply while the Velocity of the Money has approached record lows, they are sitting on a ticking inflationary time bomb because it's very hard to withdraw that money, once it's out in the wild, while the smallest increase in velocity can have a huge impact on prices – ESPECIALLY if Output remains the same and our recent Productivity Reports have not been very encouraging.

So it's all about the velocity now and we'll look for upticks in lending activity as a warning that inflation is soon to follow. Of course many would argue that inflation is already here – we have a stock market that's inflated 300% since the crash and things the Fed doesn't measure like medical costs and college tuitions are completely out of control and oil, which they never count – was $42 last November and is now $54, which is up 28.5% – what inflation?

It's almost time for our 2018 set of "*Secret Santa's Inflation Hedges*" and we'll certainly be going back to bat on the Agricultural ETF (DBA), which has been on a run lately but should really hit its stride next year – if the Global Economy doesn't derail. We have the slightly profitable spread from last year's Secret Santa List in our Long-Term Portfolio (LTP) as well as our Options Opportunity Portfolio** (OOP):

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We're just about at our $20 target and we should collect the full $8,000 from our $3,700 net entry so up $4,300 would be a 116% gain since August – not bad for 3 months, right? We'll look for something similar to help pay for our groceries next year as well so then, like the Fed, we can pretend inflation doesn't affect us!