Seriously, Apple faithful, this new theme about how Apple is all arrogant and doesn’t care about customers and is putting its own needs ahead of everyone else’s is just really starting to spread, and I’m friggin sick of it. Check out this article for just one example. Or this one, which says “the only problem with Apple is that it has no gratitude. Or humility. Or generosity. Or manners.” Or this one which says we’re alienating our loyal customer base.

I’m just so sick of being told that I’m arrogant. I’ve been hearing this all my life. I’m not arrogant. I’m smarter than everyone else, and I have better taste. That’s not arrogant. It’s just true. Do you have any idea how maddening it is to be this smart and to create perfect products and then have frigtards tell me I’m arrogant because I won’t let them mess with perfection? Did Leonardo da Vinci finish his big statue of David and then say, Hey, any frigtards who want to add an extra leg or a third eye right in the forehead or whatever, well, go ahead, have at it? No. He did not. He said, Get the fuck away from my statue, jackass. You can look at it. That’s it. And oh yeah. Pay me.

Apple faithful, do me a favor. Keep an eye out for stories like this and send them in. This is a dangerous time for us. Clearly our enemies are pushing an agenda aimed at undermining our momentum. As those of you who know me will attest, I’m probably the least arrogant person on the planet. And to anyone who says otherwise, I say this: Fuck off, stupid. (Photo: Barry Lunger, Jobs-God Magazine.)