5 Amazing Scenes from Otherwise Horrible Movies

If the Internet had its own Olympic Games, "hating on movies" would feature in 10 separate events, including "cross-country" and "synchronized." And on one hand, yeah, you do somewhat understand it; there are plenty of bad movies out there that should be ripped enough new assholes for the resulting proctologist bills to financially cripple them for life.

Then again, when you focus only on a movie's mistakes, you are more likely to miss out on everything it does well, which may include powerful scenes of cinematic genius hiding in some of the most hated pieces of cinema ever made. Oh yes, they do exist, and though they aren't enough to save their respective films, they should still be recognized and congratulated for occasionally coming really damn close, like with ...

#5. X-Men: The Last Stand: Angel's Messed-Up Childhood

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Did you enjoy the plot of the third X-Men movie? *Bzzz* I'm sorry, the correct answer is, of course, "Which one?" Because there are actually two of them.

20th Century FoxNow color-coded for your convenience.

That's really the main thing wrong with Last Stand: It feels like two vastly different movies clumsily stapled together at the last minute. One is essentially an action flick about the alternative, murderous personality of Jean Grey, called "the Phoenix," which takes over her mind and goes all psychic psychopath on the human population. Conversely, the second "movie" deals with a cure that suppresses the X-gene in mutants, offering them a chance for a normal life, and us a chance for a complex, deeply emotional X-Men film, judging by how well Brett Ratner handled scenes of Angel as a child.

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An opening scene establishes that the inventor of the Mutant Cure was inspired by the discovery that his son Warren (the future X-Man Angel) had a mutation that caused him to grow wings. Now, this could have been a very simple and forgettable sequence, but X3 actually handles it very dramatically by having the man walk in on his son trying to hack the mutation off of his back.

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Look at that kid's face. That is the face of pure suffering. The movie does a really good job showing the excruciating pain that Warren is in as he's mutilating his flesh, but the really disturbing part is that it clearly isn't some spur-of-the-moment thing for him. No, we are shown that Warren has prepared a stack of bandages and a whole toolbox full of sharp objects like knives, razors, and scissors to amputate his own wings. He has obviously been planning this for a really long time.

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But why does he go to such horrifying extremes? Because he is terrified of his mutant-prejudiced father, who takes one look at his child's maimed body and blood all over the floor, and only says: "Oh, God. Not you."

20th Century Fox"How could you do this to me?!"

The whole scene is barely a minute long, but in that short time it shows you exactly what X-Men: The Last Stand could have been: a drama about struggling with one's identity. And, yeah, they did have some of that with Rogue deciding to give up her powers at the end. But that isn't anything near a real struggle, because her powers cause people to die if she touches them. In contrast, Angel's mutation is harmless and gorgeous, and yet he is willing to butcher it because of anti-mutant bigotry that poisoned his mind. That's what we should have focused on. Instead, the movie devoted 10 times more screen time to a bunch of characters whose names you probably don't even remember.

#4. Spider-Man 3: The Birth of Sandman

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Besides "dark emo" Peter, the biggest problem I have with Spider-Man 3 is probably Sandman, a supposedly sympathetic villain who's driven to crime to provide for his critically ill daughter. Sounds good. Why make him the killer of Uncle Ben, then? Why change your mind about that at the end? Why show him punching a dog?!

Columbia Pictures"It's fine! I love my daughter!"

My guess is that Sam Raimi came up with the idea for an amazing Sandman origin and figured he'd just work out the rest of his characterization later. In the end, he didn't, but that origin still turned out unbelievably beautiful.

Alright, so after breaking out of prison, Flint Marko, aka Sandman, stumbles upon a research facility and falls into the Technobabble-tron 6000, which starts up and fuses his body with the surrounding sand. But the interesting thing is that he doesn't become Sandman just yet. The transformation occurs the next day and is told entirely through music and visuals, almost like something out of Fantasia.

First, Marko's scattered remains start accumulating into a blob-like mass of silica, slowly forming a mangled humanoid figure that emerges from the sand.

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Then, struggling to sustain his form, Marko looks confused at what he's become: a grotesque sand mannequin with a featureless face and inhuman mittens (inhumittens) for hands.

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That's when he notices the locket with his daughter's picture inside, a physical link to his past life that somehow survived the disintegration. He reaches out to it only to see his sandy body crumble away.

Columbia Pictures"Well, masturbation's out of the question. Guess I'll just go and die then."

Finally, summoning all of his willpower, Marko concentrates and reaches for the locket again, forming a firm, human-like hand in the process. Having found something worth living for, he picks himself up and regains his human form, thus completing one of the greatest villain births ever put on film. It's fascinating how different in tone this emotional, dialogue-less scene is from everything else in Spider-Man 3. It almost makes you want to stand up and yell out to Sandman: "No! Don't go into the rest of the movie! It sucks in there!"

Columbia PicturesWhich I still don't think was reason enough to kick me out of the cinema.

#3. Atlantis: The Lost Empire: The Atlantean Culture

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Before the angry emails start, let me just say that, personally, I did enjoy Atlantis, but looking at it objectively, it's just not that good of a movie, particularly by Disney standards. Shame, really, because a story about a 1914 expedition to find Atlantis could've made for a really great picture, if it wasn't for the weird character animation, incredibly weak villains, and an anti-war message that's so in-your-face, bukkake videos could probably learn from it. Still, in Disney's defense, Atlantis is something they've never really done before. It has no songs, it is their first sci-fi animated movie, and together with The Hunchback of Notre Dame is probably the only Disney flick to show a main character praying.

The culture of Disney's Atlantis is worth talking about some more because it's arguably the best part of the movie. There's a great scene in which the main hero, Milo, is shocked to discover that no one in Atlantis can read the ancient Atlantean alphabet, it having been lost to them for millennia. That's really clever, because it means that even in Atlantis, things do evolve and change over time, ultimately hinting at a world that's much bigger and more mysterious than what we see on screen.

Over the course of the film we slowly learn that this Atlantis is merely the stagnant, moss-covered remains of a much greater, stone-punk civilization that's as puzzling to the modern Atlanteans as it is to us. We're allowed to absorb this slowly through visuals and bits of dialogue, for the most part. It's really a rare thing to be treated to such a rich fictional history without having to be spoon-fed tons of exposition.

Disney, Buena Vista PicturesEven if it means that we'll never know whether these robots are trying to hold hands because they're gay or just European.

Another thing that Atlantis got amazingly right was the religion. The Atlanteans seem to worship kings from their past who may or may not have had magical powers. Over time, the Atlantean history has morphed into their mythology as memories of true events faded away, never making it clear whether the origin of their faith is magical, alien, or something else. It's probably one of the most mature things that Disney has ever done, and now that they own Lucasfilm, I really want them to take the best bits of Atlantis: The Lost Empire and remake them into the next Indiana Jones movie.