But you probably already know that, right? There’s not a whole lot of direction you can go after “Piranha 3D”, and it looks like director John Gulager and his writers have just decided to go for it. Which means high camp, bloody good times, and more than a little bit of gratuitous T&A if shots of those bouncing double D’s (in slow motion, no less!) are any indication.

Check out the first teaser trailer for “Piranha 3DD”, which premiered at the SPIKE Scream Awards. The sequel was rushed into production and originally slated for later this year, but has since been postponed to sometime in 2012. The film looks pretty finished to me, so it’s anybody’s guess why they’re delaying it. Then again, I don’t think you actually see any of the film’s female leads, so there’s that to look forward to.

In any case, the killer sequel stars Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, David Koechner, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, and David Hasselhoff as, well, David Hasselhoff. Like I said, high camp, folks.