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It's In The Bible - A Funny Joke

An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitressin his hotel
coffee shop, and invites her up to his room.She is indignant.The
guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the Bible."Thelma is
appeased, and after her shift they go out and havea few drinks. Again the
man invites her up to his room, andagain she is angry.The man
explains, "It's in the Bible."An hour later they're in the guy's hotel
room and he suggestsThey undress and have some fun. He assures Thelma that
it isn't sinful since it's in the Bible."Where?" she says. "Where does
it say that?"Taking the Bible from the hotel nightstand, he opens it
tothe front cover where someone has written,