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You ask for
aliens to call in, and your producer has prevented me from coming on your
show after two interviews?

I heard one
alien caller named Bill. Was that what you want on your show?
That was not an alien -- that was a disturbed individual that knows nothing
about space or its power. He had no craft. He had no name.
He had no explanation of anything. And you know this George.
Right after you talked to Bill, you said it was the first time you talked
to
an alien on the phone.

Isn't that
interesting that you start this alien hotline after refusing to have me
on your show?

I know what
you're doing. It's clever, but not clever enough. You will
invite aliens to call you, and there will be hundreds of people just like
Bill. And this will prove that somehow my claim is not unique or
real. [Avery claims Jesus turned him into an alien; see the Weekly
Universe's exclusive interview of Avery]

But unlike
Bill, I can tell you how I have become a real Hyperspace Extraterrestrial
Alien, and what the true definition of an alien is. If you let me
on your show, I will convert many listeners to Hyperspace Aliens, and your
business will be in trouble because your premise about aliens is all wrong.

Jose Jamenes!
Remember that call after Bill? This will only get worse.

Joseph, the
name given him when he got here. He said, "I am 84 years old in our
time. On my planet I could be 300 years old, but 30 years old here."

You asked him,
"Are you different?"

And he replied,
"From us?" This again is a fraud. He continued, "Even my civilization
came through the same problems you are having, but they will just fade
in 1000 years. The problems will always be here, like disease, but
you will not always fight each other. We don't have capability to
intervene, but some civilizations in space have power, but not mine.
I was altered before I came here. I'm from a planet in the Milky
Way. We don't know how to travel to other galaxies. But within
it we fold time. We travel in such a way that time is irrelevant."

And you said,
"Now that's the kind of alien I want to talk to. One that can tell
you something."

Well my question
is: If he can get here from the Milky Way, why can't he get anywhere in
space by the same technology? This is another fake and you know it.

All this error
is learned from our own society, based upon particle physics without the
application of the knowledge of physical operation that was performed upon
the cosmos by a real alien in the most recorded event in history, i.e.,
the life, death, resurrection, and ascension of Christ Jesus, the creator
and sustainer of all the galaxies.

You had just
finished interviewing Dr. David Anderson from SETI
@ Home and heard this respected scientist say that he did not believe
an alien from another star or system could even get here because they would
have the same problems as we would getting there. And he is absolutely
correct under the scenario that you are thinking about, and that Bill and
Joseph was thinking about. He also said that he did not expect to
hear from an alien or ET intelligence in this century. He will never
hear from one under his hypothetical scenario.

How about the
Darth Vader caller? You had to laugh! About time! "The
force
is strong with you." He was sent by the master to Earth to find technology,
he can go the speed of light.

Come on George!
Enough is enough. Even Einstein knew that the change to light speed
is not bearable by the human body; it is similar to strapping dynamite
to your chest. Are you really just a cheap tabloid?

I'm not going
to stay up and listen to more of this social conditioning regurgitated
late into the night. But I would like to extend another opportunity
for us together to make a change in the perception of space and its power.

I want to be
on your show because you want to talk to an alien as you told Dr. David
Anderson just last night. And you expressed your eagerness for him
to talk to an alien. And I keep telling you that I am the most alien
thing in this cosmos. It isn't going to get better than me, except
for the one who transformed me. And it appears that I am the only
one right now that knows what I am and how I got that way.

Why not at
least call all the alien believers, and get them ready for a debate to
end all debates on this subject -- have a marathon call in to stump the
alien Avery and prove I'm not the real thing? You might be surprised
at what happens.

That is my
challenge to you and Coast to Coast AM. Can you meet it?

You said last
night that "all the aliens that called tonight seem to be nice people,
or nice aliens, but I wonder if there's a mean alien out there?"

I immediately
figured you were thinking of something like me, an alien that is confident
and powerful and ready to show error in the mind of modern man. You
will find me to be nice, certainly not rude, but I will be firm in fact
and knowledge and point to error when I perceive it. And this firmness
in me, and the rejection of error, is perceived by many to be mean and
narrow.
But that is the nature of truth. When it is found it automatically
rules out error and doesn't permit me or any one else to have any other
position.

Let's give
it a shot George. I think you will like it.

If you had
whom you thought was the antichrist on, and took all those precautions
and special steps to protect yourself ahead of time, as you said you did,
then surely you could do the same for me, who is a servant of the creator
and
sustainer of the cosmos. What's there to fear from the servant of
the transformer of all things from death into life?

I hope you
find this sufficient reason to come on your show. It would put some
real zap into it for one night, I assure you.

I look forward
to hearing from you. This will be one whale of an event for Coast
to Coast AM and the real Extraterrestrial Hyperspace Alien.

Sincerely,

Ron Avery

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