Trump Is Britney’s New Sugar Daddy

It seems like Britney Spears has finally got the sugar daddy she doesn’t — I mean, totally deserves. Donald Trump himself has offered to take her on, and “revive” her career. Good luck, Mr. Trump. I hope he’s prepared for chemical withdrawals.

TMZ says:

“Armed with the searing insight that she’s a “[bleeping] mess,” Trump tells Page Six that he’s “negotiating” with Brit-Brit about appearing on his “Celebrity Apprentice” and that he’s also “thinking about” having ParisHilton on the show, though, says Lord Combover, “I don’t know if we’re going to do it.” As for Brit and Paris‘ comrade-in-wreckitude, Lindsay Lohan, Trump says he’s going to contact her this week about the show.”

Paris Hilton‘s representative says he is unaware of any deal developing right now, and, big surprise, Britney and Lindsay‘s representatives weren’t available. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for you guys. This would make one -hell- of a show.