Laptops, Schmaptops

Turns out you're not supposed to actually use laptops on your LAP, because (a) they can overheat and (b) they can damage your special parts. Here are some alternative names: Notebook, Lil' 'Puter, Cat Warmer, and Silicon Taco.

USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0

Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection

Easily link with other Bluetooth-enabled devices, such as a mobile phone or MP3s players

Thanks to built-in Beats Audio™, quad speakers and a subwoofer, it's designed for the best sounding, richest audio available on a laptop

WiDi ready – Intel Wireless Display lets you view and share content from your hard disk, home network or anywhere a browser can take you on the biggest screen in your home
Simply connect an adapter to your TV (not included), follow a few simple steps, and you’re off and running

Windows® 8 preloaded

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