Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.

Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.

The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.