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Love the punchline. Also, I’m not sure whether to be impressed or flabbergasted by the fitness club owner confronting a giant, quick-tempered monster like that. Sure, his business is in danger, but is it worth risking his life over it? I’d have cut my losses and moved far away if I were him. And perhaps, when I had the means to do so, started a new business that didn’t have lots of temptingly yummy fat people as customers.

Of course, going on a Giant Monster Rampage might just bring unwanted attention from groups of people with firearms. Unless she just kills thirty-three thousand homeless, or undocumented aliens, or homosexuals or somebody else nobody seems to care about.

Though funny, tthere is failed logic in eating from a fitness place. Fat animals are tastier and have more calories/pound. And a fit person after a workout would be more able to run than your average obese American. Instead of a fitness place, she should have been stalking Applebees or TGI Fridays.

arkonbey: good point, after exercise isn’t meat supposed to be full of what they call it, lactic acid? What makes you get fatigue and all, and makes the meat tough and stringy? Perhaps she needs to hang the meat for a while, maybe in a hickory wood smoking shed, and add lots of HP Sauce?

arkonbey: good point, after exercise isn’t meat supposed to be full of what they call it, lactic acid? What makes you get fatigue and all, and makes the meat tough and stringy? Perhaps she needs to hang the meat for a while, maybe in a hickory wood smoking shed, and add lots of HP Sauce?

I was looking at your source code, and you don’t seem to be noting your web visitors; ever consider using google.com/analytics ?

I use it, its not a pain. I work in internet information and I’ve come to think of Google as a monolithic eye of sauroman, tracking us all. So this is data they have anyway. No doubt, google is the future of evil. But still it’s easy to use

Dat Williams: Have thought about google analytics, but the whole eye of Sauron thing held me back, whether they already have the data or not. My web host gives me the basis stats, pageviews and links and such, so i’m satisfied as is.

This is well…perfect! It demonstrates quite clearly how humans think and act, from the patrons who use the club in spite of the gore and the Sphynx being in the parking lot, to the two cousins’ approach to the entire situation. Perfect, I say.

As for the Sphynx, of course we have a crush on her. She’s beautiful from her face right down to her expressive paws, practical, matter-of-fact, a performing artist, and honest. Plus, she keeps the human population under control. What’s not to love?

Just my luck. I meet the perfect woman, and she’s got the body of a lion, eagle’s wings, and a taste for human flesh. I can’t count the number of times that’s happened to me. Thanks for cataloging my pain with great art. The amount of words is perfect.

Despite the care the Sphynx takes in a later panel ‘… I kill quickly and painlessly…” she does not clean up after meals much.

Actually for good health she should eat more than just the muscle. See wolves and mice: humans trying to survive tried to live off mice because they saw wolves do so, failed until they noticed that the wolves also ate the guts giving them different vitamins.