The altar would be the table from an Italian restaurant, red check tablecloth, candle holder, couple of glasses, bottle of wine, plate of spaghetti. Beer in a 'font', maybe a punchbowl, you can bless people with a breadstick.

I would have a shrine to Vegas Elvis in my chapel, but that's probably just me...

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Interesting. A graven image of His Noodliness is essential, as are the items Roy suggested. In fact, anything that screams Italian restaurant will be fine. As for the construction of the chapel itself, as long as it looks shoddy (loose morals, remember), it should be fine. Driftwood held together with those cable ties, maybe?

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

Personally I'd go for a large shed-like building, maybe with a pagoda style outside bit if the weather's nice round your way. Interior should have, as previously suggested, some sort of altar involving a pasta theme. There should also be a section with a fridge and table to serve as a rudimentary bar for any communion/thanksgiving/general celebration after the service

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

An idea truly inspired by His Noodlyness Himself - wish I could be there for the grand opening! You are going to have a grand opening, right? Eat-drink-and-be-merry-me-hearties style of thing? I think it would be great if you gave all the attendees a little badge with His likeness on it (to wear proudly at home, at work, while asleep - whatever takes their fancy). And may your endevour indeed be touched by His Noodly Appendage!

"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings

"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett

"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)

The stripper poles are essential (please post pictures of any strippers using them, all for research purposes, of course), but the curtain of pasta, bearing an image of Our Most Saucy One is excellent!

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

I would suggest keeping it as low cost as possible.. but the idea is pretty neat obviously should be nothing permanent and possible based on a captains deck design? maybe a helm as the alter? drums for seats? and a mast with a picture of his noodliness on a sail?

It got vetoed by the camp leader. Something about it interfering with their plans for that space (which also didn't come to fruition). *sigh* But I got a nice fake rasta hat and assed dome rigatoni so that at least *I* could have the look. It was a little too subtle for most people, but a few got it.