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Monday, February 14, 2005

Netflix has been busy with the radio ads to try to remain competitive with Blockbuster. So in their current ad campaign they have people in a Jeopardy-like game show answering these really profound questions. The one question I love most is:

I don't get the point of the commercials. They give stupid answers to stupid questions, and then the third question and answer are about Netflix. Are they saying that Netflix is ridiculous? I understand they are going for humor, but humor has logic involved. You don't show a guy slipping on a tiny elephant and expect it to be funny just because it's illogical. If these advertising people were really talented they'd be writing for film or television. Radio advertising is the bottom of the barrell.

the rub a dub dub...Josh deli one really sounds like itd be a real one! Classic! However the Space is a deposit box one and the dog .38special ones kinda makes a tennie tiny bit of sense, so im not sure theyd make good ones cause they are supposed to make absolutely NO sense!

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