Proof, once and for all, that there is no god

Or, maybe God feels with everything else we’ve got going on, he should give the good teams to the flyover. Boomer Sooners, Go Tide! We’ll be at eating and drinking at a bayside outdoor patio rueing the demise of our professional franchises.

This thread I started a while back talks about this in more detail. To find out what the “flyovers” have to offer as opposed to the “blue states”, check this out:

I live in Oklahoma, the reddest state of them all (every single county was bright red for Mr. McCain). The sign on the border should read “Welcome to Oklahoma; I know it sucks, but hey, at least we have the Sooners!”

God certainly hates the SF Bay Area, with the Giants, Warriors, 49ers, Raiders and good colleges (UC and Stanford) with generally crappy teams with “promise.”

Or, maybe God feels with everything else we’ve got going on, he should give the good teams to the flyover. Boomer Sooners, Go Tide! We’ll be at eating and drinking at a bayside outdoor patio rueing the demise of our professional franchises.

“I miss the game - I miss it a lot.” Joe Montana-winner of 4 Super Bowls.

Joe Cool jinxed Frisco when he spent his last 2 years in KC.

Josh - 18 December 2008 01:33 PM

The sign on the border should read “Welcome to Oklahoma; I know it sucks, but…”

That’s what keeps TX from falling into Mexico. When W comes back, <shudder> You’ll be able smell us from Edmond.

Real honesty is accepting the theories that best explain the actual data even if those explanations contradict our cherished beliefs.-Scotty

Beam, it sounds like you’ve heard the age-old joke: “Why do all the trees in Texas lean to the north? Because OK sucks”. Or the alternate joke that all your trees lean to the south because OK blows.

Edmond, BTW, is the only place in the entire OKC metro area that actually showed “Religulous” in theater (Quail Springs Mall). The rest of the area either doesn’t know that such a documentary exists, or chooses to pretend that it doesn’t.