Star Wars Coming To Disneyland Paris

For a nerd like me I can assure you that Star Wars Land will be the next “wonder” of the world, screw the Eiffel Tower. I want to go to the Mos Eisley Cantina and buy me some Jawa juice, while kicking it back and listening to the cantina bands’ beautiful medley. This rumour might just be the only reason I’d ever consider visiting Paris in my life time, this is a Star Wars nerds’ dream come true.

The rumour was brought up on the Disneyland Paris Forum, but writer for the Disney and More Blog saidb that imagineers are in fact working on a Star Wars land. Oh and get this, even the thoughts of a f*cking Jedi Academy are thought to be included as well! I don’t think I can stand this nerdgasm any longer; this is just too good to be true!

But imagine if this rumour is in fact just what it is, a rumour. I can tell you that every hard-core Star Wars nerd will find the guy who started it and they will surely torture him or have everyone force choke him at the same time.