Honor our Planet's most majestic creature by donning a shirt with their image. Anyone who is witness to this shirt will instantly understand the meaning of true stoicism and Wisdom.... Or that you're just some super hot babe who loves sloths.

Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Working the night shift for security at Majora's Pizza can be a bit disturbing. Especially that Moon character... Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?