The real question is what they were talking about. Golf is the easy guess, but I like to think it was something more compelling. After a long day of doing nothing but playing golf and answering reporters’ questions about golf, you'd imagine they'd want to talk about something—anything—else.

Mickelson appears to be leading the conversation, which I like to imagine involves him explaining his crazy womanizing days back at Arizona State.

"So I walk up to this coed. Yea, I said it. Coed. Anyway, I walk up to this girl, and I'm like, 'Yo. Honey. It's your boy, Philly Mick. You probably don't know about me yet, but would you like to eat a fish sandwich sometime? With me, preferably?'"

Tiger seems interested. He's paid up and lying down on a soft-looking staircase. Life isn’t bad right now.

The Duf is listening attentively. He already inadvertently started the Dufnering craze, and he’s not going to be caught looking half-drugged with a mouth full of Jolly Ranchers again.

This is National Geographic-caliber work, everyone. Three sports icons in matching suits, discussing things we can only hope to one day know or comprehend. Relax and enjoy it.