Miley has a perfectly tanned rear-end that is the perfect likeness of the butt that Kim would like to have. There are rumors that Kim already has cellulite and Amia doesn’t so, that could explain Kim’s need.

Stars around Hollywood were having trouble grasping the news, “Who’s Kim Kardashian?” said Larry David. “I always thought she was using someone else’s butt”, reportedly said Sofia Vergara. That is not real butt.”

Amia was out in L.A. yesterday with her “Jersey Shore” star boyfriend The Unit — where she showed us her unusual (hot) piercings on her wrists and back.

Kanye West reportedly had sex with Amia, thinking that she was Kim. “Kanye never really looks at Kim’s face, so it’s understandable,” said a source close to Kanye’s auto-tuner.