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Bored, bored, bored. Peanut butter, bananas is what I say when something strikes me as inspiration for a way to annoy anyone within sight.For I was having a bad cup of coffee when I went to the window and then jumped

Bored, bored, bored. Peanut butter, bananas is what I say when something strikes me as inspiration for a way to annoy anyone within sight.For I was having a bad cup of coffee when I went to the window and then jumped on the mailman

Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl.

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.