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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Well, I'm doin okay so far, but I reaaaaalllly need to clean my garage tonight and have NO motivation whatsoever to do so. That's the nice thing about the military, they pack AND move your stuff for ya. It's getting them out here and getting the actual move over with that's stressful. That and an extremely BUSY 19-month-old...

Yeah, it does make me nervous...but I can't do it myself, practically...so I sit back and direct a bunch of big guys to do it for me. PLUS they unpack it for you once you get there, too. Also: I'm still not motivated to clean my garage.

Ah, the highway dilemma has come to a temporary standstill...the house has been submitted to the KY Historical Office, in hopes that it gets put on the Nat'l Historic Places register...so for this short time, nothing is being done. Which is both good and bad at the same time. But I've given the jerk at the Trans. Office a piece of my mind, and told him that they would raze that house OVER MY DEAD BODY. I'm also compiling statements and stories from families in Sonora who have lived there long enough to remember when the town doctor practiced out of the house. Hopefully, it's enough to save the beauty.