Britney Spears only wears gator wrasslin’ and pig pickin’ jamboree outfits or bikinis, and since I assume Mexicans don’t have pig pickins because they’re too busy with hanging sheetrock or pulling weeds out of my courtyard or whatever, here she is in a bikini in Mexico. Whatever. She basically looks like any other almost 30 mom with cankles in a bikini trying to relive her past with the first guy who will take her. Sounds exciting!