Danielle's Bio

Danielle has often been described as "The most influential woman in software development", mainly by herself.

According to experts she is slightly over eight feet tall, owns the world's largest collection of things she does not need and has personally offended members of staff in PC World stores throughout the UK.

She is best known for possessing more shoes than Imelda Marcos, for spending more on cosmetics than most people spend on their homes, and for going off on long rambling rants about things which don't really matter to anyone including her most famous rant about the second series of Buck Rogers in 1981 which remains the longest rant in history.

Danielle has never taken public transport and has a mild phobia of Primark.

So I've been playing "Need For Speed: The Run" on the X Box, but unfortunately there is a bug which crops up about half way through the game. The bug corrupts some graphics on the screen making it almost...

I'm going to try to explain something which seems painfully obvious to me, yet seems to leave various overly right-wing and religious folk completely baffled; There are many people in the world who I...

The Yooks and Zooks were the two warring tribes in Dr. Seuss's The Butter Battle Book. The Yooks ate their bread with the butter-side up. The Zooks preferred theirs butter-side down. (Assholes.) This caused...

I really like the Virgin brand, I have a gold card membership for air-miles, a Virgin Amex is my main credit card, I have Virgin Media supply my home broadband and I am a member of the local Virgin Active...