*Jumps down off cliff and lands on the ground hard, causing massive dustcloud that has everyone wincing and bracing themselves against*...*Close up on McB's lower face as his mouth smirks briefly before saying one word*...

No...

Black Hand

Aug 7 2013, 07:49 PM

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:48 AM)

Make her watch Birdemic...no that's too mean.

The punishment must fit the crime....waitaminnit: The sentence is: She must try to hold a coherent conversation with ImperialSnob....only her sanity is at risk!

ImperialSnob

Aug 7 2013, 07:50 PM

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:49 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:48 AM)

Make her watch Birdemic...no that's too mean.

The punishment must fit the crime....waitaminnit: The sentence is: She must try to hold a coherent conversation with ImperialSnob....only her sanity is at risk!

That's almost as cruel as watching Birdemic.

McBadgere

Aug 7 2013, 07:50 PM

*Points*...RELEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE the mAAAAAAALXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!...

King Of Beasts

Aug 7 2013, 07:52 PM

McB has made a request

Black Hand

Aug 7 2013, 07:52 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 11:50 AM)

*Points*...RELEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE the mAAAAAAALXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!...

Do you mind?! We're trying to enact mob justice for a perceived crime, in your name that you didn't request and are now actively working against.

Oh! Right! Sorry!

MOB! DISPERSE!

McBadgere

Aug 7 2013, 07:53 PM

Good lads...

Now...

*Points*...THEPUBBBB!!!...

EDIT...

I just realised that what I had written was actually the pube...So I changed it...Good plan I think!!... ...

Black Hand

Aug 7 2013, 07:53 PM

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:50 AM)

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:49 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:48 AM)

Make her watch Birdemic...no that's too mean.

The punishment must fit the crime....waitaminnit: The sentence is: She must try to hold a coherent conversation with ImperialSnob....only her sanity is at risk!

That's almost as cruel as watching Birdemic.

ImpySnob. You're all right, kid! You're all right.

ImperialSnob

Aug 7 2013, 07:55 PM

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:53 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:50 AM)

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:49 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:48 AM)

Make her watch Birdemic...no that's too mean.

The punishment must fit the crime....waitaminnit: The sentence is: She must try to hold a coherent conversation with ImperialSnob....only her sanity is at risk!

That's almost as cruel as watching Birdemic.

ImpySnob. You're all right, kid! You're all right.

Thanks.

Black Hand

Aug 7 2013, 07:55 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 11:53 AM)

Good lads...

Now...

*Points*...THEPUUUUUUUUUUBBBB!!!...

MOB!

Prepare to take on "English Soccer Fan" Form! '

The most destructive, chaotic form in the Universe!!

To the Pub!!

McBadgere

Aug 7 2013, 07:57 PM

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:55 PM)

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 11:53 AM)

Good lads...

Now...

*Points*...THEPUBBBB!!!...

MOB!

Prepare to take on "English Soccer Fan" Form! '

The most destructive, chaotic form in the Universe!!

To the Pub!!

*Includes the edit that he'd made to the earlier post*... ...

Mine's a SoCo...No, I don't want the Lager ta...What do you mean, girlydrink?...*Punch*...

King Of Beasts

Aug 7 2013, 07:58 PM

Yay! McBadgere isn't broken anymore!!!

ImperialSnob

Aug 7 2013, 07:59 PM

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:55 PM)

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 11:53 AM)

Good lads...

Now...

*Points*...THEPUUUUUUUUUUBBBB!!!...

MOB!

Prepare to take on "English Soccer Fan" Form! '

The most destructive, chaotic form in the Universe!!

To the Pub!!

NO!

That's not enough we need....."SCOTTISH FOOTBALL HOOLIGIAN" FORM!

McBadgere

Aug 7 2013, 08:00 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 7 2013, 07:58 PM)

Yay! McBadgere isn't broken anymore!!!

I think what you're looking for is - "Yay McBadgere's less broken again!!"... ...

Black Hand

Aug 7 2013, 08:01 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 11:57 AM)

Mine's a SoCo...No, I don't want the Lager ta...What do you mean, girlydrink?...*Punch*...

*Bite*

I mean I want a girly drink! Make mine an Appletini! After which, whether our team wins or loses, we'll set every car on this block aflame!

King Of Beasts

Aug 7 2013, 08:01 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 03:00 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 7 2013, 07:58 PM)

Yay! McBadgere isn't broken anymore!!!

I think what you're looking for is - "Yay McBadgere's less broken again!!"... ...

well...either way you're back to normal. That's all I care about

Black Hand

Aug 7 2013, 08:03 PM

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:59 AM)

That's not enough we need....."SCOTTISH FOOTBALL HOOLIGIAN" FORM!

Are...are you serious?! That...that's too much...life as we know it...would cease to exist...

McBadgere

Aug 7 2013, 08:04 PM

QUOTE(Le Main-Noir)

*Bite*

I mean I want a girly drink! Make mine an Appletini! After which, whether our team wins or loses, we'll set every car on this block aflame!

*Tickles*...

Fair dues...Start with that damned misnomer of a Smart Car over there...*Points*...

"That's a negative, Dispatch. The Victim is spread across a quarter mile, I would estimate. All extremities, including head have been removed from torso,...and largely liquified. Advise Fire we'll need a Coroner Unit."

*Fire shows up*

"Heh. Third one this week, makes our job easier."

*Coroner shows up*

"Dammit! Third one this week! Job used to easier...I'll get the extra large plastic evidence bags."

In short: Don't get a 'Smart' Car.

mALX

Aug 7 2013, 09:19 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 02:53 PM)

Good lads...

Now...

*Points*...THEPUBBBB!!!...

EDIT...

I just realised that what I had written was actually the pube...So I changed it...Good plan I think!!... ...

GAAAAH! *counts hairs*

Kiln

Aug 7 2013, 10:48 PM

Maybe the idea of the smart car is that only dumb people will buy them and eliminate themselves from the gene pool, therefore making the general population smarter.

Darkness Eternal

Aug 7 2013, 10:55 PM

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:49 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:48 AM)

Make her watch Birdemic...no that's too mean.

The punishment must fit the crime....waitaminnit: The sentence is: She must try to hold a coherent conversation with ImperialSnob....only her sanity is at risk!