Thursday, August 7, 2014

SAN JOSE (CBS SF) — A burglar was caught on camera smashing his way
into a San Jose home, but the homeowners say police are forcing them to
take justice into their own hands.

San Jose police say the couple’s case isn’t a priority, according to
the homeowners, despite surveillance footage of the home showed a
crystal clear image of the suspect throwing a rock through a door to
Ryan Leiby’s home before going on to steal a watch collection.

Leiby, who thought he had done everything right by installing the
cameras after a neighbor’s home was burglarized, was left feeling
violated by the break-in.

Armed with the video, Leiby went to San Jose police. But, police
told Leiby the cash-strapped department can’t afford to investigate
property crimes, even with a clear surveillance image of the suspect. More here:

"Cash strapped." Really? Are they "cash strapped" enough they can't pull over DUI's and fine them into oblivion? What about pulling people over for speeding so they can fine them into oblivion too? What about patrolling the parking meters or ticketing jay-walkers? Too cash strapped for that?

Is it just me or are the cops merely the hand of the pickpocket? Are they protecting your liberty and property? Or are they taking your cash ... you know ... since they are cash-strapped.

Ever notice? No matter how much the government takes, it's always cash strapped.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani lashed out at Israel in vitriolic
terms on Wednesday, referring to Israel as a “festering Zionist tumor.”

Rouhani, who has been championed by Western media as a moderate
reformer who could change Iran’s extremist ways, appears to be adopting a
violent tone similar to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, who has advocated
for the complete destruction of Israel in recent days.

“Today, this festering Zionist tumor has opened once again and has
turned the land of olives into destruction and blood and littered the
land with the body parts of Palestinian children,” Rouhani was quoted as saying in a statement that was translated by the Brookings Institution. More here:

Yes, they fire rockets into Israel for weeks and then they're shocked the Israel takes action to fight back.The equivalent of libs ... in a constant state of surprise and wonder.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Saturday, July 26, 2014

A burglary suspect who police say was shot dead while attempting to
flee a Long Beach home this week was not pregnant, coroner’s officials
said Friday.

The home’s owner, who identified himself as Tom Greer
in an interview with KNBC-TV Channel 4, said he shot Andrea Miller,
28, even after she begged him not to open fire, claiming she was
pregnant. She was shot twice in the back. Her suspected accomplice,
26-year-old Gus Adams, got away but was later arrested.

Police say Adams and Miller attacked Greer, 80, after he walked in on
them burglarizing his home Tuesday night in the 3900 block of Country
Club Drive in the upscale Bixby Knolls neighborhood.

But when Greer produced a .22-caliber handgun, they fled. Greer
told KNBC he chased the pair and shot Miller twice in the back in the
alley, then pulled her body back onto his lot.

In his taped interview with the station, he said the woman shouted, "Don't shoot me! I'm pregnant -- I'm going to have a baby."

“I
shot her anyway,” Greer said. “The lady didn’t run as fast as the man
so I shot her in the back twice --she’s dead … but he got away.”

Greer told KNBC that he acted in self-defense and that the pair had burglarized his home twice before.

Police confirmed that the intruders beat Greer with their fists, body
slammed him to the ground and tried to break into his safe.

But in a news conference Thursday, Long Beach Police Chief Jim McDonnell
said the investigation is not over, and detectives will present their
report to county prosecutors to determine if Greer was justified in
slaying the woman. More here:

Yes, because a couple of shitstains get to repeatedly rob you and then
beat you and attempt to kill you ... until you pull out a gun ... and
then if they start begging and running, you aren't allowed to shoot
them. Put me on the jury please.

Friday, July 25, 2014

You had such good intentions for when you got home from work: go to the gym, call a friend and sort out that paperwork. But after a hard day in the office you ended up slumped on the sofa in front of the television instead. If
you feel bad about it you’re not alone - scientists have discovered
that watching television at the end of a long day can make you feel
guilty and like a failure. More here:

That's
right. Everyone else feels guilty ... like a failure, if they watch TV
after work ... and you should too ... you know, if you're a brainless,
cud-chewing sheep.

This kind of crap cracks me up. One commenter summed up my feelings:

Oh, great! A "study" by a communications major, appearing in a Journal of Communications!

Yeah, sure: people watch TV every night just so they can feel guilty and bad about themselves!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Israel did garner initial global empathy at the beginning of the latest
conflict, after three Israeli teenagers in the West Bank were killed,
but that changed quickly as the Israel Defense Forces moved into densely
populated Gaza in an effort to stop rocket fire from Hamas onto Israeli
cities and settlements. More here:

Right. Because Israel isn't supposed to do anything about the "Palestinians" firing rockets into their cities. Can't you see the logic? No? Turns out you aren't alone. Many people can't see the logic. For those people the media come to the rescue. Just refer to the cartoon above.

Friday, March 21, 2014

MARCH 20-- Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina.

The suspect, approached the 35-year-old victim Monday morning inside a store in Lincolnton, a city about 40 miles northwest of Charlotte.
Claiming to be a podiatry student, the man struck up a conversation with the victim and “talks [her] into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department," according to police.

“At one point the suspect took the victim’s foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim’s toes,” cops added.

The suspect, a black male wearing a sweater and tan pants, departed the Walmart after the woman extricated her toes from his clutch. Suspect pic and article here:

Ok, I have just one question.How long did she let him suck her toes before she figured it crossed the
line?One minute? Two minutes? Until someone she knew saw her? How long was
it?Cuz I'm only of average intelligence but when someone's mouth gets close to
my feet, I'm aware of it. It's not as if "Oopsie daisy, someone is sucking my
toes ... ALL OF A SUDDINK."

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

A grim new milestone at one of the world's most popular suicide spots: Some 46 people jumped to their deaths from the Golden Gate Bridge last year, it was announced yesterday.

That's the most recorded since the San Francisco landmark opened in 1937, per the Chronicle. Campaigners say those lives could have been saved by the safety net that the Golden Gate Bridge Highway and Transportation District approved years ago, but the project is still at least $45 million short on funding. More here:

$45 million "short." Gee, if they're "short" $45 million, how much is the total bill?

I love how the jackasses use the word "funding" in place of "Go take some of Klown's money."

Awww, maybe I should chip in. After all, a human life is worth all the money I have, right? And let's face the truth, these suicides are our fault for not "chipping in." Everyone knows if there were a net underneath the bridge these suicides wouldn't happen. It's common knowledge ... there's no other way to commit suicide other than jumping off the gd Golden Gate bridge. Idiots.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Jamie Coots, one of the stars of National Geographic‘s reality show Snake Salvation, died Saturday of a venomous snake bite. According to reports he refused medical attention after being bitten in his Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name in Middlesboro, Kentucky and died shortly thereafter in his home. The show debuted last Fall centered on two Pentecostal preachers who handle deadly snakes as part of a century-old Appalachian practice originating from a Bible passage that suggests those anointed by God will not be harmed by a poisonous snake bite.

Well, I've been waiting to use this one (and I didn't have to wait long) ... "In the biggest plot twist since the Grizzly Man got eaten ... "

I saw that one on the Jon Stewart show the other night when he was describing how the rebels in Syria became violent.

Coots had previously been bitten nine times and lost a finger to a rattlesnake bite.
The pair have come under fire from authorities for hunting and collecting deadly snakes for their church services. Last year Coots pled guilty to illegally possessing and transporting three rattlesnakes and two copperheads in Tennessee after the state seized them in a traffic stop as he was driving them from Alabama to Kentucky. More here:

Imagine the odds on that ... there you are ... driving home with some poisonous SCHNAKES when the blue lights go on behind you. Now that there is a mystery. Perhaps the NSA had clued the cops in on his whereabouts and shananagins. Nah, prolly just a coinkydink, right? No reason to get paranoid.

Monday, February 3, 2014

"Local officials who abuse zoning authority powers to cower citizens into submission and deprive land owners of Constitutional rights in the enjoyment of their land must be subject to fines and actual damages they cause including attorney fees," Delegate Bob Marshall noted in support of his HB 1219 recently introduced in the Virginia General Assembly.

Marshall introduced his bill in direct response to incidents precipitated by county officials who threatened Virginia citizen farmer Martha Boneta. Boneta gained national attention after she was cited and threatened with $5,000 per-day fines for hosting such 'menacing activities' as a birthday party for eight 10-year old girls without a permit and advertising pumpkin carvings. Virginians rallied at two "pitchfork protests" in support of Boneta.

Marshall said, "I am convinced this harassment will continue until local officials realize they can be held liable in the form of fines and other costs." H.B. 1219 provides that local governments violating constitutional rights through zoning shall pay their victims (1) the amount of the fines they sought to impose, and (2) actual damages including attorney fees. Local government officials who intentionally violate this law would also be liable. More here:

That's great ... now be sure to write into the law that the government won't pay their fines for them.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

VATICAN CITY (AP) — Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds.

As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter's Square on Sunday, a seagull and a large black crow swept down on the doves right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Palace.

One dove lost some feathers as it broke free from the gull. But the crow pecked repeatedly at the other dove. More (with pics) here:

Yes, the doves were "released." But first they were "captured" ... right? Why do they ALWAYS leave that part out? Quite a mystery, no?

And after the "release" they were pecked unmercifully. Another "mystery" to libs. You see, idiot-libs insist that mother nature's creatures want to commune with us and be "friends."

I think we ought to capture these idiots and then "release" them amongst some hungry bears and let them commune to their heart's content. Same goes for ALL the jackasses who want to "release doves" as part of a wedding or some other gathering of morons. What say you?

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The victim is a street sweeper who stutters ... so naturally the kids make fun of him. It is thought the street sweeper smacks one of the kids who then gets his older brother (the tough guy) to punish the street sweeper for retaliating. It is then, justice is dispensed.

One of your intellectual betters sharing part of his vast depository of knowledge.

Oh yes ... ever notice? They (idiot-liberals) are never slow with the dispersal of their great genius. Just watch some TV "news" for two minutes and you'll see what I mean. They can't go that long without lecturing you. All of them sitting there ... wanting to be first to tell you "It's not about ______, it's about _______.

Luckily for them, facts are unimportant. The important thing is for you to agree with them and share their views. And this is the ever present conundrum of the lib ... they don't understand why they can't just force their views on others ... the universe seems unfair to them with regard to this.

But they seem to have found a way around the constitution possible way to do it. All they need to do is vote your rights away. That's right, a majority means they can do what they want. Just like when the "majority" in the south wanted to keep slavery ... see what I mean?

After all, everyone would be so much better off if we just followed their orders. And it's not like they would be mean slave drivers ... nossir .... they'd be very benevolent masters ... you know ... if they could just FORCE you to obey.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) predicted Sunday that lawmakers who favored shutting down the bulk collection of telephone metadata would not be successful in their efforts as Congress weighs potential reforms to the nation’s controversial intelligence programs.

“I don’t believe so,” Feinstein said during an appearance on NBC's “Meet the Press.” “The president has very clearly said that he wants to keep the capability… So I think we would agree with him. I know a dominant majority of the — everybody, virtually, except two or three, on the Senate Intelligence Committee would agree with that.” More here:

Hey, you heard her, "The president wants to keep the capability ... and we agree."

Translation ... "We're going to keep spying on you so get used to it, dumb-asses. I mean, do you REALLY fall for that 'we're public servants' bullshit?"

It's probably good she feels this way because I doubt the intelligence agencies would listen to her (or anyone else) if she told them to stop. They probably figure it's for our own good and would continue the spying no matter what.

President Barack Obama said that racial tensions may have softened his popularity among white voters within the last two years, according to a story posted on the New Yorker magazine’s website today.

“There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president,” Obama said in the article by David Remnick, appearing in the magazine’s Jan. 27 edition. More here:

LOL. Even Obama falls for the media's idiocy. He gets elected and then reelected four years later ... and now ... ALL OF A SUDDEN, everybody's a racist. Yes, that sounds logical, you jackass.

"It is beyond my comprehension that you have ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox, that their Sunday shows have discussed climate change in 2012, collectively, for all of eight minutes," Sanders said, citing analysis by the liberal watchdog group Media Matters for America. More here:

"Beyond his comprehension." Yes.

That's right, America. Apparently, for some mysterious reason, you aren't taking "climate change" seriously enough. And as a result of that, you're resisting giving these guys money so they can spread it around to their friends and donors. I mean , what are you ... greedy? After all, Bernie Sanders calls himself a socialist and, as we all know from the media, socialists are selfless, "for the people" types.

Cracks me up how they use "climate change." They used to use "Global Cooling" (back in the 70's.) When that was proved totally false, they changed to "Global Warming." And now they use "Climate Change." Why do you think that is?

Anyway, the media isn't giving them enough help in extracting money off your dumbass and they aren't happy about it. As lawmakers they can do something about it ... you know ... as long as they have zero compunction about the government putting pressure on private business. I mean, nothing can go wrong there, right? After all, they're doing the pressuring for your own good.

After I made this post this morning, I found another news story. Turns out there's an MIT professor who see it the same way. I think more and more people are going to agree because the politicians have basically overdone it ... they can't help it ... they're like a 13-year-old trying to remain poker faced while holding what he thinks is a royal flush.

MIT Professor Richard Lindzen is a leading international expert on climate change.

“The changes that have occurred due to global warning are too small
to account for,” he says. “It has nothing to do with global warming, it
has to do with where we live.”

“Global warming, climate change, all these things are just a dream
come true for politicians. The opportunities for taxation, for policies,
for control, for crony capitalism are just immense, you can see their
eyes bulge,” he says. More here:

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Here's a prankster convincing idiot libs to sign a petition to do away with part of the Bill of Rights.

The Third Amendment, introduced by James Madison as part of the Bill of
Rights in 1789, was a direct response to Quartering Acts passed by the
British government during the Revolutionary War. The British legislation
would have allowed British troops to live in the private residences of
Americans. The Amendment was adopted on March 1, 1792. More here:

BTW ... Ever notice how fast a lib will vote/sign to "ban" something?

You know what's really hysterical?

Answer: The idea that something written in the 1700's would be applicable today. You see, we're so much smarter than they were back in the olden days. A great example of this comes at about the 2:27 marker in this video. The supreme genius of the western world laughs mockingly at the writing of those idiot founding fathers.

I feel I should remind you, the founding fathers had it set up so people like that genius couldn't vote on your freedom. But now the libs have changed that ... and these people actually get to vote to take your money. I wonder which is better. I mean after all ... EVERYONE should be allowed to vote ... right? Especially the geniuses, no?

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Leading left-wing advocacy group MoveOn.org has announced a new
effort to oppose innovations that are propelling the country towards a
new abundance of domestically produced energy.

MoveOn bemoaned in an email to supporters the "troubling trend" of
increased energy production, which is reducing the U.S. trade deficit,
creating well-paying jobs, stabilizing global energy prices, and
undermining the economic engine behind some of the world's most
repressive regimes.

MoveOn announced the creation of a new effort called
"#FrackingFighter," which "seeks to slow down the fracking boom that is
anticipated to occur across the United States in 2014 and beyond."

The increased use of hydraulic fracturing, an innovative oil and gas
technique, has sent U.S. energy production skyrocketing, MoveOn said. It
vowed to slow or reverse that trend. More here:

The funny part is the Democrats did the exact same thing in the 70's when "fossil fuels" were causing global cooling. Seems to me that anyone with an IQ over 50 would be able to see a pattern here.

Also, the image I used in this post reminded me of some questions:

Have you ever noticed that all the liberal demonstrations are well organized "events?" Lots of professionally done signs etc ... the media always showing up and getting them great publicity ... ever notice this? Is this a mystery to you?

Ever wonder who the nice, community-minded, unselfish people are that donate all the money it takes to:

1 - Organize the "protest"

2 - Get the word out, arrange transportation of the hippies

3 - Have the professional signs done

I wonder why the media never gives credit to these people/organizations, don't you?Perhaps the media thinks these events are spontaneous, grass-roots type gatherings ... all paid for by the participants holding the signs ... our neighbors. And since the media believes that, then you should too.

A man has been executed by lethal injection at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary almost 20 years after orchestrating the brutal assault and robbery of his co-worker at a Tulsa convenience store.
Michael Lee Wilson, 38, was convicted in the killing of Richard Yost, 30, who aspired to one day manage the Quiktrip store.

Wilson, who was convicted of first-degree murder, was the third person executed for the February 25, 1995, crime; the fourth defendant is serving a life term.

Prison spokesman Jerry Massie said Wilson's time of death was 6:06
p.m. Wilson gave brief remarks twice - at first saying, 'I love
everybody,' then speaking up again after Warden Anita Trammel ordered
the execution to begin.

Wilson's sister, Staci Wilson, sang a hymn throughout the execution,
including the line, 'His soul is resting and it's a blessing.' When he
was pronounced dead, she recited Psalm 23.

LOL ... his soul is resting. Sure it is. That's what happens to "souls" after they commit brutal murders, they "rest." Everyone knows that.

He says he felt his whole body burning though. Of course, the libs will interpret this "burning" as being caused by the method of execution. I have a different interpretation.

Before the crime, the men loitered nearly an hour while waiting for
customers to leave. Once they were gone, they struck Yost with an
aluminum baseball bat 54 times in 131 seconds.

The assault was captured on the store's surveillance system - video of
Wilson stuffing money in his pockets and audio of the bat striking Yost
as he pleaded for mercy. More here:

Gee, I sure hope the criminals didn't suffer during their execution ... you know, because that would be bad.

Someone remind me ... why don't we beat this guy to death with a baseball bat? Is it because "we're better than that?" What is it about using lethal injection that makes us "better than that?" I'm sure there's a good reason ... I just don't know what it is yet.

In 1974, Time Magazine blamed the cold polar vortex on global cooling.
'Scientists have found other indications of global cooling. For one thing there has been a noticeable expansion of the great belt of dry, high-altitude polar winds —the so-called circumpolar vortex—that sweep from west to east around the top and bottom of the world.'

Never mind that though. Pretend you have amnesia and then read this:

Forty years later, Time Magazine blames the cold polar vortex on global warming
'But not only does the cold spell not disprove climate change, it may well be that global warming could be making the occasional bout of extreme cold weather in the U.S. even more likely. Right now much of the U.S. is in the grip of a polar vortex, which is pretty much what it sounds like: a whirlwind of extremely cold, extremely dense air that forms near the poles.' More here:

But there's no apology issued by the "climate change" geniuses. You'd think they'd be embarrassed. Just remember, these people are cool and smart ... much smarter than you ... that's why they understand why two opposite things are really the same.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Texas has seen the future of the public library,
and it looks a lot like an Apple Store: Rows of glossy iMacs beckon.
iPads mounted on a tangerine-colored bar invite readers. And hundreds of
other tablets stand ready for checkout to anyone with a borrowing card.

Even
the librarians imitate Apple's dress code, wearing matching shirts and
that standard-bearer of geek-chic, the hoodie. But this $2.3 million
library might be most notable for what it does not have — any actual
books.

"I told our people that you need to take a look at this. This is the
future," said Mary Graham, vice president of South Carolina's Charleston
Metro Chamber of Commerce.

Graham toured BiblioTech in the fall and is pushing Charleston leaders
for a bond measure in 2014 to fund a similar concept, right down to the
same hip aesthetic reminiscent of Apple.

Across the room, Rosemary Caballeo tried shopping for health insurance
on a set of computers reserved for enrollment in the Affordable Care
Act. More here:

So, here's some of what I gleaned from this "article."

They have a set of computers reserved for enrollment in the "Affordable Health Care Act." That's right, they took your money to "fund" taking more of your money ... and there's NOTHING you can do about it, jackass. This reminds me of someone who steals a gun from someone's house and later comes back and uses it to rob the victim again.

Also, I learned:

Apple is cool.

Apple is hip.

All you have to do is copy Apple if you want everyone to think you're cool and hip.

Remember, the MOST critical thing is life (to libs) is to be perceived as smart ... cool ... hip.

And finally, I wondered if Mary Graham was any kin to Lindsey Graham (US Senator from SC.) But I only wondered because every politician with eyebrows puts their relatives in sweet, cushy positions.

I did a few quick searches on Google but found nothing ... not even where someone else had asked the same question and it was answered on a blog or something. Nope, this has probably never occurred to anyone in history.

The Australian Maritime Safety Authority’s Rescue Coordination Centre (RCC Australia) has requested the US Coast Guard’s Polar Star icebreaker to assist the vessels MV Akademik Shokalskiy and Xue Long which are beset by ice in Commonwealth Bay.

The US Coast Guard has accepted this request and will make Polar Star available to assist.
The Polar Star has been en route to Antarctica since 3 December, 2013 – weeks prior to the MV Akademik Shokalskiy being beset by ice in Commonwealth Bay.

The intended mission of the Polar Star is to clear a navigable shipping channel in McMurdo Sound to the National Science Foundation’s Scientific Research Station. Resupply ships use the channel to bring food, fuel and other goods to the station. The Polar Star will go on to undertake its mission once the search and rescue incident is resolved. More here:

Ok, I'm looking at this pic and thinking about the "story" and this is what occurs to me:

1 -Look how happy the idiot-libs are ... they found a legitimate reason to link arms. Man. That's just below a "group hug" - aka, the pinnacle of lib culture. BTW, I'm guessing they linked arms and stomped around like that to make a better landing field for the free helicopter coming to haul their Birkenstock-wearing asses out of there.

2 - Everyone must have gone shopping at the same stores for their $500 Antarctica jackets. That's right, you can't just buy one from Walmart ... you have to have "official" gear. Actually, my guess is the jackets were part of their "package" (aka - paid for with tax money.)

3 - Why is my government forcing me to:

a) Come to the rescue of morons?

b) Pay for said rescue with my money ... and zero hope of being paid back ... and zero gratitude

However, I guess questions like these don't occur to honest, fair and objective jourrrrrnalists. You know what else doesn't occur to them? It doesn't occur to them to include the fact that these geniuses were on a mission to prove global warming ... and therefore justify stealing more money from taxpayers.

That's right. 98% of the news stories about this conveniently left that fact out. Isn't that interesting? Must have been a huge oversight by everyone. Wow, what are the odds on that ... where all of the mainstream media forgets to mention it. Astronomical, no?