It was forty years ago today
Liutenant Gloin taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years?
Liutenant Gloin's Brummie All Star Band

We're Liutenant Gloin's Brummie All Star Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
We're Liutenant Gloin's Brummie All Star Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Liutenant Gloin's Brummie All Star Band
Liutenant Gloin's Brummie All Star Band

It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought that you might like to know
That the singer's going to sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Lol Mason
And Liutenant Gloin's Brummie All Star Band

Just the alternate version. Sorry for being a little silly.

"To hell with friends and NME's"

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper"
- Rod Serling