I looked over my shoulder and there was a jar of Mayo reading the thread with me and LIAO because you have all gotten so distracted.

But it stopped laughing when I twisted off its' head and stuck a knife in it a scooped out its brain and spread it on my white bread and then put some bacon and a slice of cheese on it!

Now I'm LMAO, that was really funny!

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Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived. JEAN LUC PICARD, Captain of the Starship Enterprise

What the French call white bread is not the ubiquitous American wonder glue!!!

Ah yes of course, after 2 years of living in the US, I discovered they dont actually make or sell bread or anything properly recognisable as bread. what they do sell you are packages of childrens play-doh.

Dave

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