Be Prepared For A One-Night Stand

Sure, She Likes You Now. But Once She's Seen Your Apartment???

Give Her Some Space

Don't end up crouching on your couch with your elbow cutting off the circulation in her arm. Make sure you're in a space that is comfortable and roomy so that you can maneuver freely. Places like the bed, a covered floor and even a nice dining room table are adequate. There's no need to find yourself in an awkward position just because you're trying to be spontaneous.

A Brief PSA About Safe Sex

Now I don't want to hear any arguments on this one — you must absolutely, positively use protection at all times. Even if she claims she's on the Pill, you still have to wear a condom because there's a lot more potential damage available than just a baby.

Keep your condoms in a discreet spot by the bed — a little box on your bedside table or in a drawer. That way you won't have to get up to get one and completely break the mood. At the risk of offending your intelligence, always, always stock condoms. Yes, many women carry them too. But the responsibility is really yours, and if you don't have them in stock, you don't deserve to be getting laid.

The underlying truth here is that this is probably no-strings-attached sex. Sure, there's the possibility that you'll have a real connection, that it'll lead to more. But that's not the point of a one-night stand. So don't muddy the water with awkward acknowledgement that you may never see each other again — now is the time to live in the moment. After all, she's not stupid. Shower her with appreciation and affection, hope that she does the same, and take a mental picture of her so that you'll remember her when you're old and gray and not getting laid anymore. But yeah — keep the camera out of it. She might think that's creepy.

Considering it's a one-night thing, why not make it as kinky, crazy and fulfilling as possible — for both you and her?