The Office Space Bobs Versus The UN

BOB PORTER
Well, then I gotta ask, then how exactly are you keeping peace if you don't, you know, do anything?

UN PEACEKEEPER
Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, the flag of the UN stands for peace and our presence reminds them of the world's opinion. We stand for peace.

BOB SLYDELL
You physically stand in their way?

UN PEACEKEEPER
Well, no, the, the, US or UK does the actual fighting, if there is any to be done

BOB SLYDELL
Ah.

BOB PORTER
Then you must physically assist, with weapons, money, food, and so on?

UN PEACEKEEPER
Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

BOB SLYDELL
Well, what would you sayâ€¦ you do here?

UN PEACEKEEPER
Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the #$(*&^@! terrorists so the French don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? What the hell is wrong with you people?!!!!!!!