If I order a girlfriend from one of those mail-order bride services (like from Russia), will any of them be single (available) or will they say “uummmm I already have a boyfriend” like every girl in Canada says? And if I use such a service, would this be going against God’s will?

Forget boyfriends, they have an entire extended family. Who you will be supporting.

There are lots of single girls in Canada. You’re just approaching the wrong ones.

Add: Some women also say they have a boyfriend even if they’re single if you’re coming across as too desperate, too eager, or creepy.