Dylan Lauren didn’t try one bit, but the real problem here is her super fake-looking tan.

Uh. Nice flattop, Elizabeth Banks?

Same goes for Kristen Stewart.

Guys, maybe for next year’s Met Gala–Rockabilly: Just Roll A Pack of Lucky Strike Unfiltereds In Your Sleeve And Sit the Fuck Down–flattops would make sense.

It pains the pogo’ing 11-year-old in us to speak any ill of Gwen Stefani, but her hair really ruined the look for us.

Jessica Pare went way overboard, and not necessarily in an on-theme way.

WHOA Julianne Hough.

Katie Holmes‘ hair was much too towering for our tastes.

Kelly Osborne should have had this in the bag, because she’s always had an anarchistic streak. We did not understand her hair at all.

We were shocked to like Kim Kardashian‘s floral Givenchy print, but we really, really love florals. Her hair and makeup were as over-the-top and cheesy as ever, though that berry lipstick was flattering.