Justin Bieber Loses His “Shrinkage” Virginity

Justin Bieber is on vacation in Barbados. While not flexing his baby abs for the paparazzi, Bieber was taking careful notes for his upcoming science project on the phenomenon known as “shrinkage.” He would like everyone gawking to know that “He was in the pool!”

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And if you don’t know what shrinkage is, let’s relive this passage from a classic Seinfeld (redundant):

Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming… afterwards….Elaine: It shrinks?Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!Elaine: Why does it shrink?George: It just does.Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.