The NaughtySanta's Songbook

Oh you better freak outYou better not driveYou better freak outI'm telling you whyCannabis is coming to town

He's rolling a joint, licking it twiceGotta make sure those Zig Zags look niceCannabis is coming to townHe knows when you've been stealing,Crashing or awake.He knows when you've been eating Reds,So stop for goodness sake!

Oh you better freak outYou better not driveYou better freak outI'm telling you whyCannabis is coming to town

Potheads out in the Valley,Will have a big Or-gy While Mom & Dad are shooting up,behind the Christmas Tree(Ho Ho Ho) Oh you better freak outYou better not driveYou better freak outI'm telling you whyCannabis is coming to town