As Brian Powell promised yesterday, the Pammies are back. They’re back so hard that you’re going to start seeing Pam Ward’s mug in places you didn’t see it before.

Seeing as it’s Labor Day weekend, a lot of us have guests in town/are going out of town, and I don’t know about you, but I don’t have guests huddle around me on a computer (or I try to keep it to a minimum). Updates will come, but bear with us if they’re not half-hourly. In the meantime, leave anything you have in the comments.

“He plays behind his pads. He keeps his pad level even, and he has a constant motor to keep plowing north. ” — Jesse Palmer on Marcus Lattimore with Craig James in the background saying “whew!” every other word.

“Dion Lewis is getting up inside of his backside.” — Kelly Stouffer

“Disorder, confusion, chaos. They do it all.” — Joe Beninatti on Utah’s fans. Note: At the end of the 1st half he similarly used three synonyms to describe Utah’s first half effort.

“Have you ever seen something like this?” – Joe Beninatti after Pitt. made a game-tying FG, but Utah pulled the ol’ timeout trick. Pitt. then missed a FG, but Utah pulled the trick again, stabbing themselves in the foot. Finally, Pitt. made the third FG try, sending the game to OT.

“That rainbow looks like it has USC colors in it.” — Mark Jones

“I disagree. It creates a frenzied atmosphere even more so. I think it works to Hawaii’s advantage. Granted, it took away a TD, there’s a frenzy created in this stadium. Granted, they lost four points there, maybe.” — Bob Davie, utterly incomprehensible and disagreeing with Mark Jones in that Hawaii losing a TD at the end of the 1st half hurt. In short, yes, it hurt.

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“They are going to go for two, because that makes it an 11 point game, which is a touchdown, a 2-point conversion, and a field goal so if they make it they get it to a potential two score game.” — Bob Davie debating if Hawaii should go for two in a 49-36 game that USC leads with 3:52 left. (via Brady Green)

Dave Pasch: “Other than Florida turning the ball over, what would you say is the biggest surprise so far?” Bob Griese: “I think it’s the fact that Florida has turned the ball over twice so far. Pasch: (slight pause) other than that… (via Hap)

“We come to you from the nation’s capital on this great holiday weekend” – Brent Musburger BSU v VT in Landover, MD (via @DCyetti)

“He’s putting the impact in impact player!” — Mark Jones after Brian Duncan made sacked the SMU QB on 4th down to clinch the game for Texas Tech. (via JFein)

“Looking at Kyle Padron, a guy who hasn’t been able to play the last couple of games of the ballgame.” — Mark James (via JFein)

“They never screw up. That comes with serving our country. They are not allowed to make a mistake.” –Mike Patrick talking about how Navy was the least penalized team in college football last year. (via JFein).

“A Lacerated anything does not sound good.” — Mike Patrick after talking about a Navy player laceratinga spleen in a skiing accident. (via Benjamin P. Glaser)