Doesn’t Jamie Dornan no longer off-of Keira Knightley, not for a long time, look uncomfortable sandwiched as he is between a bunch of ladies in garish undergarmentry. He is there for a reason – judging one of those ‘find the new face/cock/back-bottom of Calvin Klein’ at London’s glittering House of Fraser on Saturday – but, you know… No, that’s it.

As our mother used to say, wouldn’t bum much of that lot. The ones straddling either end are doable if you like that sort of thing and Jamie does have his charms but just, you know, no.