It has strengthened a lot after missing Taiwan. Looks like it will spare Shanghai, thanks for ruining my great pun, asshole typhoon -_-

IT WILL NOT TURN OUR DIRECTION.

Anyone who SUGGESTS this typhoon may turn and head back to Taiwan AUTOMATICALLY accepts a bet with me for 20000nt, which I will win under any circumstance that doesn’t involve the eye of the storm passing above my house in Yilan.

Anyone who SUGGESTS this typhoon may turn and head back to Taiwan AUTOMATICALLY accepts a bet with me for 20000nt, which I will win under any circumstance that doesn’t involve the eye of the storm passing above my house in Yilan.

With the luck we’ve been getting with typhoons missing us, but the rain ruining our weekends and the relevance of that to the eye of the storm passing over Black Yilan-der Voodoo Magic HQ…I say your 20,000NT is as good as yours.