Earlier today, Sarah Palin gave her final press statement as Governor of Alaska. Not surprisingly, Ms. Palin used the opportunity to lash out at the media, issuing this stinging rebuke:

"You represent what could and should be a respected and honest profession, that could and should be a cornerstone of our democracy. Democracy depends on you, and that is why our troops are willing to die for you. So how about, in honor of the American soldier, you quit making things up?"

I like the straightforward tone of that last part. No pussyfooting around. I'm going to give it a try:

“Hey honey! How about, in honor of the American soldier, you bring me another beer?”

"Hey buddy! How about, in honor of the American soldier, you move your fat ass out of my way?"

"Hey Congress! How about, in honor of the American soldier, you fix the health care system?"