True story - I went to get Lasik. Had the contacts out for a month, got all the exams, doc came in and said "Well, we can do it, but...." Basically my eyes are fucked. It would have required multiple surgeries, lots of time in-between each surgery, yada yada yada. I asked the doc if THEY would do all of that to their eyes. They looked at me and said "Not a chance".