This wad is a sequel to ALPHA and BETA which were never released. So the story won't make much sense to you, but here it is anyway. It has been four months now since Linguica cryogenically froze himself and now he is awake. His psychic data link informs him that the same demons are back. They've taken over the weapons factory. Attempts to contact agents ButtShark and AssAnus fail. It looks like Linguica is the only man on earth who can stop the demons.

Credits:

Linguica, for not giving me any permission to use his name in my story but here he is anyway. Also thanks for not objecting yet.

The Simpsons, for the Ralph quote.

Star Trek, for the fight music.

One Man And His Droid, a commodore game that inspired the title and provided some of the music.