From her perspective, everyone hates Iggy Azalea because she's a woman. Or because she's white. Or because she's Australian. Or because she raps with a thick ghetto accent, even though she grew up riding to school in a kangaroo's pouch.

In reality, the problem with Iggy is that she's attempted to make a career for herself as a rapper, despite the fact that she seriously sucks at rapping.

How do we know? Well, Mrs. Obama combined some of her favorite things in what might be the most hilariously cringe-worthy Vine video ever recorded. Ladies and gentlemen, we present you "Turnip For What:"