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Okay here's mine.

Today I was outside playing dodgeball with some neighbors. I turned and saw a Fed Ex truck coming. Then, we turn and see the opposite way a UPS truck coming. I decide this is awesome. I start chanting (Followed quickly by agreeing neighbors) "Fight to the death, Fight to the death!" (In hope that they'd collide and joust or something cool) The UPS guy then waves to the Fed Ex guy, and honks the horn at us and waves to us.

About a month ago, I was driving home at like 12 at night. I was on this kinda long road and there were no other cars around at all. I was going maybe 5mph over the speed limit. Out of nowhere I hear like 3 police cars coming up behind me. All I was thinking was "Really? 3 cops for me going just 5mph over the limit?" Luckily, when they got to me they just flew right by me. To say the least, I was quite relieved. I would have been pretty angry if they had even stopped me for just the 5mph, especially if they were all 3 there for that lol.

Today my friends and I decided to tie another friend of ours up to the Street Sign. So we tied him up. He asked why and I said he was a sacrifice to the rain Gods. Well, they must've been really happy because instantly it started to rain.

Yesterday I went to york horse racing with a friend that moved away a long time ago.

In the last race I got his dad to put £6 on a horse for me (with my money and horse choice) but the bookie made a mistake and gave us a £60 ticket and the winnings were £210, it also happened to be the favourite horse that was racing for the money.

One time when I went to Cici's Pizza(wikipedia it if you don't know) I actually made money for eating there. I went tothe counter and ordered the buffet, which costs about 7 dollars. I gave the cashier my money and she made the change for it, kinda. After I left the restaurant, I realized that the cashier actually gave me all of my money back plus an extra 3 dollars.

Okay well once me and my friend were playing Ouija, and we were talking to this spirit named "Hellga"(yes 2 l's o.o). After a while of talking, she said that she was trapped inside my friend's TV, so we asked is there are any ways of freeing her, she said to "go in the sewers, and bury Mario's dog in sacrifice of Abgor" we were like wtheck do the sewers and a TV box connect? so the spirit actually said on the board "flick you" to me, and i was scared poopless. We asked what would happen if we opened the TV, and she said she'd be trapped inside all Mirrors. My friend suddenly oppened the TV, I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOO O.O so I hurried and closed the TV, and like you know when you close the tv you see like a flash in a ball minimize and dissapear in the middle of the TV? well right after we closed it, It flashed back into a small ball, but it was shaped in to a face O_O no joke. So after that we rushed outside the shed(oh yeah the Ouija board is in the shed in the back yard because his mom doesnt want ghosts in her house, which made it even scarier when we played, because last time we were 3 guys inside the shed in the cold winter at like 2 AM, but carring on,) avoiding every mirror in sight, lol we looked dumb. My friend had to use the washroom, so after he used it he came back and he was like super-scared, I asked if he saw the ghost and he said "YEAH, SHE WAS STARING AT ME THROUGH THE MIRROR LOOKING LIKE SHE WANTED TO SCREAM! SHE HAD LKE VERY PALE SKIN WITH CUTS AND SCARS AROUND HER FACE" so after that, we went on google(lol) looking for this "abgor" and how to get the ghost away. We really didn't know what to do, so we just went around town looking for a church to pray the ghost away we didnt find a church, but when we got back to his house, we decided to go back inside the shed, and talk to a different ghost. We asked for micheal jackson, no wasnt available, so we asked for elvis, and anyways, we were talking to elvis for a bit and at one point asked for a diet pepsi, we openned one and put it on the tablle o_O, so okay, after a while, m friend asked if elvis knew a spirit named hellga, automatically, the puck like threw itself at a high speed off the table, like a hockey puck, we were scared pooplless(again)! we ran out of the shed to take a breather cause it was so damn scarey, after a while, we came back into the shed, and appologised for whatever we did, and we asked for redemption, NONE of our arms were even touching the board, let alone the ouija puck, and it threw iitself away at the same speed and at the same place like if someone just threw it off the table itself!(the puck got threw where we left the box where we put the board and puck and everything in, I guess it was a sign that it didn't want us to play the game anymore. Anyways, ater on I went back to my hosue, checked the mirrors, and nothiing popped up, but my reflection, maybe it was a thing only at his house??? pretty scary

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