For some time now Sean Hannity has been making a show of how he’s been thinking of leaving New York for some place more conservative with lower taxes like Florida or Texas. It’s as if he’s been waiting for the state to launch a “Please Don’t Go, Sean” effort to convince him to stay.

Well, Jon Stewart has heard Hannity’s wailings and put together a little something in an effort to get Hannity to stay, starring Nathan Lane, Tim Gunn, the cast of Jersey Boys and a host of other New Yorkers. Annnnd then at the end Lane adds a sweet little personal message to Hannity, just to wrap the whole thing up with a neat little bow.

The best part of this is that Cuomo’s comment was just an observation about how the state Republican Party was wrestling with letting conservatives or moderates take the lead, and that experience showed that far-right candidates — like Carl Paladino, whom Cuomo beat by a whopping 62-34 margin — couldn’t compete.

But the Perpetual Victim Machine that is conservative media in this country has taken that to mean that Cuomo wants to launch a pogrom against all conservatives in the state and drive them to the borders. So they’ll predictably double-down on the far-right stuff, letting stark social conservatism be their public face in the next election. And then they’ll lose by an even larger margin.

Right, attack Hannity by implying racism. I’d like any proof he is a racist. Other than just *knowing* he is because he is a republican. Attack the guy that was basically attacked by the governer and told he was not welcome in NY. For godsakes, the monster believes in a different definition of marriage. Obviously he hates gays and wants to take rights away from them.

Yeah, Hannity’s not a racist. Just good friends with leading neo-Nazis.

This year a man named Hal Turner sat before his computer at his suburban home in North Bergen, New Jersey, posting bomb-making tips on his website, hailing the firebombing of an apartment containing “Savage Negroes” and calling for the murder of immigrants. “When enough illegal aliens get killed they will stop coming to the country!” Turner wrote.

Turner was once a prominent activist in New Jersey’s Republican Party. To area conservatives, he was best known by his moniker for call-ins to the Sean Hannity Show, “Hal from North Bergen.” For years, Hannity offered his top-rated radio show as a regular forum for Turner’s occasionally racist, always over-the-top rants. Hannity also chatted with him off-air, allegedly offering encouragement to Turner as he struggled to overcome a cocaine habit and homosexual leanings. Turner has boasted that Hannity once invited Turner and his son on to the set of Fox News’s Hannity and Colmes. Today, Turner lurks on the fringes of the far right, spouting hate-laced tirades on his webcast radio show. Hannity, meanwhile, remains mum about his former alliance with the neo-Nazi, homing in instead on the supposed racism of black and Latino Democrats.

And Obama held a fundraiser in Bill Ayer’s house. I guess that makes him a terrorist?

Show me a statement where Hannity says black people are inferior, show me a statement where he endorses a statement that black people are inferior.

Wait, of course he won’t say that, but we know what he is thinking. He is too smart to just say it. But he knew a guy that said it! He called in to his show! Imagine the racist things he was saying as a caller (or more likely just bitching about Clinton or Hillary or the French), Hannity leaning back in his chair, stroking his chin, nodding his head.

Is there a plausible reason for anyone who openly supports the illegality of same sex marriage that doesn’t hate gays? It’s just less controversial, I suppose, to spout that garbage than to say groups like immigrants, gingers, over people over 60 can’t get married.

Some people believe that marriage is a sacrament, and if you believe that is, you cannot believe it is possible to call any union other than one man and one woman a marriage. So you can call them haters, but it’s an argument that will only get nods of approval from your friends, and contempt from people who cannot accept it. YOu might as well convince them to be atheists at some point.

I personally don’t give a shit if they get married. I would prefer it only to stop the bitching and give people less reasons to vote democrat. But hey, my side ain’t gonna get behind the pro-legalization of weed either.

And Obama held a fundraiser in Bill Ayer’s house. I guess that makes him a terrorist?

Yes, because just like Sean Hannity is a racist piece of shit for nodding and smiling and agreeing with Hal Turner as he said racist shit in front of him, we all know that at that 2000 fundraiser at Ayers’ house they ditched the agenda of discussing public school reform and instead traveled back in time to build bombs with the Weathermen.