MrsMThe Examinations Officer has specifiedthat it should be OUTSIDE the quotation marks.

Junior LecturerWell, he is wrong.

MrsM’s eyes grow as large as saucers.Nobody EVER questions the Examinations Officerand especially his opinion on punctuation.

MrsMHe has stipulated that the full stopsshould be outside the quotation marksand he feels very strongly about it.

Junior LecturerWell, I feel VERY strongly about it too.I have researched this issue in great detail.

MrsMI think this conversation is moving above my pay-grade…

MrsM goes to see her friend,the Deputy Examinations Officer,and asks his advice.They decide that there is only one answer:a joust in the long corridor outside the offices.The Deputy Examinations Officersuggests that T Shirts are made availableso that staff can indicate if they areInsiders or Outsiders.

with thanks to my colleagues...for their energy, enthusiasmand laughter.

Question :What is a Geographer?Answer :This question has not yet been answered.

(from WikiAnswers - October 09)

"...mere names of places...are not geography...to know by heart a whole gazetteer full of them would not, in itself, constitute anyone a geographer. Geography has higher aims than this: it seeks to classify phenomena (alike of the natural and of the political world, in so far as it treats of the latter), to compare, to generalize, to ascend from effects to causes, and, in doing so, to trace out the great laws of nature and to mark their influences upon man. This is 'a description of the world'—that is Geography. In a word Geography is a Science—a thing not of mere names but of argument and reason, of cause and effect."

William Hughes (1863)

"...the Department has a clear strength in fostering an environment of mutual respect between staff and students in which teaching and learning can flourish."

Periodic Review (March 2007)

"A careful, pedestrian writer, he is interested not only in the grandiose or the exquisite but in unusual sights and obscure ritual. He is occasionally careless, or makes unwarranted inferences, and his guides or even his own notes sometimes mislead him; yet his honesty is unquestionable, and his value without par."

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