Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:39:16 PMrofl i scared the crap out of my friend by writing that his mom had died. well i put a description the the dead body and he thought it was her. lol im mean but it was revenge.

Friday, May 12, 2006 10:28:33 PM\ A youge 13 year old girl named Yan Mao was killed on saturday may 13 2006. The incident happened while she was getting a ride home from her friend, the motorcycle reportedly was driving at least 10km/h over the speed limit, the vehicle then hit a tree. The driver, 17 year old Kyle Mathers was also killed. Her parents were devastated, losing their daughter was bad enough, but none of them knew anything about her older friend. When asked about the situation, her mother responded, "I never would have let her go out if i knew she was going with him, on a motorcycle!" The youngsters will be missed by many, and hopefully this will alert more young drivers and decrease vehicle accident rates.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:59:08 AMB-Hazard then resumed accepting his blue apathetic smiley face with I Am Bored written under it award and made a number of one liners followed up by saying "asterisk, rimshot, asterisk" after each one. (The kid really needs to get out more.)

Needless to say the after party was insane. There was a pile of cocaine as big as the midget, a pile of marijuana as big as the horse, and some 18 y/o old girl took part in all four. I'll never be the same after that night, and I'm still waiting on B-Hazard's hush money check to clear.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:58:35 AMBut the real action came in the last half hour where B-Hazard was given his award. From the second he rode in topless on a white stallion, chest hair flowing in the wind with Lindsay Lohan holding on from behind (the old Lindsay Lohan, pre bulimia), we could tell we were in for a night. He stood on his horse and commanded it to stop abruptly, he went flipping through the air as gracefully as an overweight shirtless 17 y/o can as the pyrotechnics ignited all around.

Unfortunately Michael Jackson, who was reported to have made it to the show from his home in under 45 seconds after seeing B-Hazard was shirtless on a white stallion while watching the broadcast, was ignited in the sparks but he was taken to the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery and come out looking weirder than ever.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:58:06 AMYes, the guy you all look forward to see reply on IAB is finally receiving what he deserves. A blue apathetic smiley face with I Am Bored written under it award (Name to be shortened due to many news reporters fainting while trying to get the name out in one breath. Locked knees also looked at as a cause of the faintings.) was given to B-Hazard last night in an unprecedented 3 hour block that revolved only around him. The first half of the show was hidden cameras filming him during a normal day, the next hour was him trying to explain away what the cameras caught. Excuses such as:"I had no idea that's what would come up when I googled 'teens fun horses midgets'"and"It was flour left over from making pancakes the day before! I was inspecting a blotch on my counter, inhaled too deeply and it just flew up my nose!"