Mysterious signs promised free event parking at a nearby lot. And because signs are the most revered sources of truth among Glenn Beck viewers, they all illegally parked in a lot belonging to Kappa Sigma.

Beck show attendee Mike Vedder is pretty sure this was a set-up. "Maybe they have a deal with the tow truck company or maybe they got kickbacks under the table," he said, though Orlando's WFTV did not explain who he meant by "they."

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Oddly, though: "Students at the fraternity won't talk." What do these liberal elitists have to hide?