Share and Enjoy

"Share and Enjoy" is, of course, the company motto of the hugely
successful Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses
of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have
shown a consistent profit in recent years.

The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters
near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax - "Share and Enjoy".
Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground
beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through
the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased.
The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language,
to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated,
except at times of special celebration.

At these times of special celebration a choir of over two million robots sing
the company song "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately - again - another
of the computing errors for which the company is justly famous means that the
robot's voices are exactly a flattened fifth out of tune and the result sounds
something like this, only slightly worse.

The lyrics to the company song are as follows:

Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.