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That's what E said

'appy 'olidays

Since losing my job, I have taken to sitting around in my pajamas and trying to take pictures that make me look most like Gene Wilder. We share the same slopping nose, weak chin, and slightly bulgy eyes. I believe Gene Wilder had a son put up for adoption, and that son is my father. I wish Mr. Wilder were my father, but I will settle for grandpa.

I only have a handful of close friends, and I really wish I lived by them still. Sometimes you just want to watch The Quiet Man while getting your hair brushed.