Thursday, August 03, 2006

Sophist-O-Logic

"That's so silly... The United States is not standing alone. If it's standing alone it's because...it's at the head of the line, you see, and others are coming...to join us! They're...it's like...we're holding their place! In line! Because you're not supposed to cut in line! And the United States upholds proper...queuing...ettiquette. No one...[points finger at press corps] ...and let me be very clear on this...no one will accuse this great nation of letting people cut in line. ... There. [Nods head. Smooths shirt.]"