All kinds of madness is what, as Randall Munroe demonstrates on XKCD. "Toto, I've a feeling we're not GOING TO THE GYM TODAY." "You have my sword! And my bow! And my DAD." "Revenge is a dish best served BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE IN MY ROOM." iOS 8, you're smart. But you're not quite smart enough. [XKCD]