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My last advice column did so well that I'm writing another one. These are some pieces of advice that you'll want to make sure and follow. 1. Never join the KKK. Maybe you drive past the Synagogue on Saturdays and see the Hassidiotic Jews dressed in their weirdo stupid-ass outfits and you feel like just beating the crap out of them. And the KKK promises to help you do so. The KKK has cool looking outfits and flags and shit and they seem patriotic so you think joining them might be a

I saw this movie, Age of Adaline (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/the-...daline/review/), with my chick tonight. Normally I don't go see romantic movies where no one gets shot or blown up, but it was my babe's turn to pick the movie. It's about this chick (played by Blake Lively) who in 1937 is driving in a freak snow storm in California and slides off the road into some really cold water and then gets zapped by lightning. It somehow makes it so she can't age. At some point the cops or

Anyone who's offended by that needs to take a Valium. Take two. Feminists hate anything that's sexy. They hate the fact that men are attracted to young and beautiful women. That's just the way biology works, fer crisesakes. Feminists just hate reality. If you're a normal male (not a queer) you're attracted to sexy young hourglass-shaped

We're going to have to adapt to how weird the world is becoming. Rectum-slam marriages between loving homobuttslamuals are getting more and more accepted. They're getting legalized state by state. The homoanusslamuals promised us they just wanted equal rights, that it wouldn't result in grotesque homofondling in public by lusty rump rangers, but that was obviously a lie. The Huffington Post has proudly published

When I read of some worthless scum who's raped and murdered a 10 year-old girl, I want to see the sick fuck executed by a crossbow firing squad or by a squad of knife throwers. I want to see him executed by catapult or wrecking ball or venomous snakes. I want to see him executed by being doused in gasoline and lit on fire. These dregs of life make me wanna puke. They're the lowest of the low. They ought to have a red-hot stove poker shoved up their ass.