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I feel like showing this to my stoner friends would result in them having lengthy discussions about it.

I'm laughing so hard right now cause I can imagine the whole scene way too vividly.

_________________"That is some very responsible yolo-ing." - allularpunk"We are simple people, my husband is a mechanic with dirty hands, my daughter is a blue haired lesbian who's favorite activity is making people uncomfortable." - torque

I feel like showing this to my stoner friends would result in them having lengthy discussions about it.

I'm laughing so hard right now cause I can imagine the whole scene way too vividly.

Me too.

my imagined scene has already devolved into a flabbergasted discussion of how wild it is that someone, like, made fire. i mean, how did that happen? just, one day there's never been fire, and then someone made it. can you even imagine how that person felt? like, what went through his head? just try and imagine never having fire unless lightning strikes a tree, and then you MADE it. with your HANDS.

_________________"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq