Some of you are about to be pummeled by wintry weather, which will blanket every surface of the ground in fluffy white wonder-joy. Snow is a true blessing to hoons everywhere, allowing you to get sideways with just a sneeze on the throttle. Let this Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX demonstrate how to snow.

Apparently this California driver has little faith in the competitive abilities of either himself or his Mitsubishi EVO IX. His license plate announces his lowered expectations to the world. (Hat tip to Ryan!)

That tiny pic over yonder's of a real live limited edition "Jackie Chan Edition" Evo IX. Fifty of them were commissioned by none other than the film-making martial arts master himself from the Japanese tuning shop of Firesports, each one going for the buy-it-now price of $77,193. In addition, the sporters of Fire…