You have to admit, this list does indeed contain five items pertaining to Barack Obama. I’m sure Ms. Superville would’ve mentioned something about Obamacare, or Iran, or Benghazi, or the IRS, or the NSA, or any of his other stunning successes. But that would mean changing the headline, and it’d turn into this whole big thing.

Bravo, Mr. President! I can’t wait until you run for your third term. Sure, that’s against the Constitution, but since when has that stopped you?