Good, but could you change it a bit? I want it to feel like it does ingame, with the announcer still saying 9 while talking. Could you either change the thread title to a bunch of nines or have a bunch of transparent nines behind it?

Yet their cuts against Chell don't survive even the most superficial scrutiny. They're insult comic jokes, GLaDOS impersonating Don Rickles. I would love to play a game with a fat protagonist where the character's weight became a recurring subject in both control and dialogue. Chell is obviously not fat. From the first test room you can see she is a slender woman. Making fun of a character for having a quality she clearly doesn't have creates a sloppy dissonance. It sacrifices thematic coherence for the sake of a zinger surprising the player with how lowbrow the super intellect is willing to go.

did you even go through the whole thing you fucking idiot

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it's like he's trying to dig farther than bedrock

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I finished the game in two days, sending Wheatley into outer space at 4AM on a Wednesday night.

I have a friend who pirated it. As unbelievably pissed off as I am at him for it, at least I know I finally have someone to talk to about it. Everyone else I know (and really including him but at least he actually has the game) have completely different opinions on games to me. Namely, that they tend to think gaming is solely about action and "shooting some motherfuckers".

I have a friend who pirated it. As unbelievably pissed off as I am at him for it, at least I know I finally have someone to talk to about it. Everyone else I know (and really including him but he actually has the game) have completely different opinions on games to me. Namely, that they tend to think gaming is solely about action and "shooting some motherfuckers".

I have a friend who pirated it. As unbelievably pissed off as I am at him for it, at least I know I finally have someone to talk to about it. Everyone else I know (and really including him but at least he actually has the game) have completely different opinions on games to me. Namely, that they tend to think gaming is solely about action and "shooting some motherfuckers".

I sent my computer to a friend of my father's ( He owns a Computer hardware import/sell company) for upgrades, when it came back I found a pirated version of portal 2 :smith:

You're doing something wrong then. Probably not playing the co-op with friends and fucking about enough? Taking the game too seriously? Not giving people enough time to come out with mods and maps? Not waiting for the DLC?

Come on, be a man, gives us reasons for this so called zero re-playability bad critics keep bringing up.