Congrats to Gordon. Hopefully wedded bliss will translate into more scoring on the field, too.

__________________The universe is the practical joke of the General at the expense of the Particular, quoth Frater Perdurabo, and laughed. The disciples nearest him wept, seeing the Universal Sorrow. Others laughed, seeing the Universal Joke. Others wept. Others laughed. Others wept because they couldn't see the Joke, and others laughed lest they should be thought not to see the Joke. But though FRATER laughed openly, he wept secretly; and really he neither laughed nor wept. Nor did he mean what he said.

I've always said a man needs two things in life to be happy. He must be in love with his work and he must be in love with his wife. If he has those two things, he will be happy. If he doesn't have those two things, he won't be happy. And in case you're wondering, I've never met anybody who has ever agreed with me on this subject. Anyways, congrats to Gordon!

I've always said a man needs two things in life to be happy. He must be in love with his work and he must be in love with his wife. If he has those two things, he will be happy. If he doesn't have those two things, he won't be happy. And in case you're wondering, I've never met anybody who has ever agreed with me on this subject. Anyways, congrats to Gordon!

I've always said a man needs two things in life to be happy. He must be in love with his work and he must be in love with his wife. If he has those two things, he will be happy. If he doesn't have those two things, he won't be happy. And in case you're wondering, I've never met anybody who has ever agreed with me on this subject. Anyways, congrats to Gordon!