“I still love you but I’m full of inbred angst!” This totally made my day, I'm laughing so hard right now! *wipes tears*

This was so funny, and witty, and shiny, and ponies, no, make that unicorns. You get my point. =)) The Mary-Sue-isms if I can call them that were so amusing and I laughed out loud at certain parts. You really have a gift for parody!