One of those pitfalls? Sexting. Lots and lots of sweet, sweet sexting.

FBI assistant director Candice Will told CNN
earlier this week that the FBI is experiencing a “rash of sexting,”
with employees sending each other sexually explicit messages and photos
with their Bureau-issued BlackBerries.

Not that sexting is the only issue going on behind the scenes at the
Bureau — the reports detail acts such as buying sexual favors from a
“massage parlor,” pointing a gun at a dog and even looking at child
porn.

“Employee e-mailed nude photograph of herself to ex-boyfriend’s wife.
Ex-boyfriend and wife reported the incident to local police. Employee
failed to cease contact with ex-boyfriend and wife after twice being
ordered to do so by supervisor and Chief Security Officer.” (10-day
suspension)

“Employee used personal cell phone to send nude photographs of self to several other employees.” (10-day suspension)

“Employee visited a massage parlor and paid for a sexual favor from the masseuse.” (14-day suspension)

“During an argument with spouse, Employee broke spouse’s e-reader in
half and pointed unloaded gun at dog’s head while dog was sitting in
spouse’s lap.” (45-day suspension)

“Employee was involved in a domestic dispute at mistress’ apartment,
requiring police intervention…Employee refused to relinquish his
weapon, making it necessary for the officers to physically subdue him.”
(45-day suspension)

“Employee hid a recording device in supervisor’s office.” (Fired)

“Employee used a stranger’s lost or stolen debit card to purchase
gasolineand attempted, on repeated occasions, to withdraw money from
the person’s bank account at two ATM machines. Employee was caught on
surveillance video.” (Fired)