Jim Ross: With just 49 hours removed from Saturday Night’s Main Event, we welcome you to Monday Night Raw! The sold out Joe Louis Arena here in Detroit is on their feet! I’m Jim Ross and I’m joined by Jerry the King Lawler! King, tonight we have a blockbuster main event!

Jerry Lawler: That’s right! Triple H, the man who will be facing Smackdown’s JBL at WrestleMania, will take on the man who will be facing Smackdown’s Brock Lesnar in a WrestleMania rematch, Kurt Angle!

Jim Ross: That’s not all King. Edge who defeated Smackdown’s Jeff Hardy, this past Saturday night will be in one on one action against The Rock!

A lot of mat based and aerial moves are used in this contest that has the red hot crowd on their feet from start to finish. RVD almost ends the match after nailing a monkey flip from off of the top. However Shelton kicks out and answers back with a nice enzurgi kick, but the match doesn’t end there. Both men continue to fight and fight, with neither man letting the other one get an advantage. The finish comes while Shelton is trying to nail some right hands to the face of RVD. RVD nails a kick to the side of the head of Shelton as he falls to the floor. Shelton is out and RVD does his “RVD” taunt and nails the Five Star Frog Splash. RVD picks up the win at the 11:05 mark!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Rob Van Dam! MT-11:05

Jim Ross: RVD picks up the win over Shelton Benjamin! In just thirteen days RVD will defend the Intercontinental Championship in a No Way Out rematch against Chris Benoit!
*RVD poses at the top of the ramp, before we cut to the back with The Coach who is with Kurt Angle*

The Coach: Kurt Angle, two nights ago at Saturday Night’s Main Event you faced off against the legendary Bret the Hitman Hart, in what has been described as one of the greatest matches in the history of the business! You also made your opponent for WrestleMania, Brock Lesnar, tap out to the Angle Lock! Tonight though you face the 10 time World Heavyweight Champion, The Game, Triple H! What are your thoughts on facing Triple H just thirteen days before stepping into the ring with the former three time WWE Champion?

Kurt Angle: Coach, you’re right. Two nights ago I fought in one of the greatest matches of all time against Bret Hart. However I was the one who did not come out on top. Congratulations to Bret, and good luck to him and his match against Shawn at Mania. As for Brock Lesnar, it’s simple. Brock, you get in my way, that is what will happen! I will injure you! I will mane you! I will break your freaking ankle! At WrestleMania, I will do to you Brock, what I do best and that is kick ass! *Huge pop* As for you Hunter, tonight I am going to take out my frustration on you. I am going to show and prove why I am the Wrestling Machine, and why I am the Toughest Son of a B1tch in this business, and why I am the Olympic Champion, Kurt Angle!

*Kurt leaves as the announce team hype up the next match, which is going to be AJ Styles taking on Chris Benoit*

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw folks!

*Lillian does the introductions*

Match 2:
Chris Benoit v. AJ Styles

Both men start the match off wrestling with a very technical base. However after a couple of minutes, both men start chain wrestling. Benoit nails a couple of German suplexes, and almost has the match won, but AJ comes back and nails a bunch of moves stopping Benoit’s momentum. After 13 minutes of intense action, Styles somehow nails the Styles Clash on Benoit. Styles gets the three count, with his feet on the ropes.

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, AJ Styles! MT-13:00

Jerry Lawler: AJ Styles just stole this match.

Jim Ross: Styles used the ropes to gain the victory in what was up until that point, a very exciting contest.

*We see AJ laughing at Benoit, as he heads up the ramp. We then cut to Triple H who is wrapping up his wrist, and then we cut over to Alexis Laree who is in action against Molly Holly when we come back!*

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

*We come back with both divas already in the ring*

Match 3:
Alexis Laree v. Molly Holly

Both divas put on a great match, with Alexis putting on a good performance. Molly also keeps up with Laree nailing quite a bunch of a variety of moves. However after seven minutes of action, Alexis hits a huge tornado DDT for the win at the 7:03 mark!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Alexis Laree! MT-7:03

*We see the World Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Michaels with a package in his hand. We then see Shawn says “It’s time”, as he gets up and heads to the ring as we head to commercials*

*Break It Down hits and out comes the WHC Shawn Michaels to a bunch of heat. Michaels gets into the ring and there’s a stand with a mike. Michaels looks out to the audience and begins to speak*

Shawn Michaels: Over twenty years ago, Bret Hart was introduced into the wrestling world, thanks to his father, the late Stu Hart.

*Huge pop*

Shawn Michaels: For over twenty years, Bret Hart did what he did best, and that was wrestle. Wrestle his Canadian behind off. In the middle of the 1980s, Bret came to the WWE with his brother, the late Owen Hart, and a bunch of others. They formed a second rate faction called the Hart Foundation.

*Shawn pulls out a picture of Bret winning the King of the Ring in 1993*

Shawn Michaels: Bret won the King of the Ring. He would later go on and win the Intercontinental Championship. The following year, his brother Owen and himself would wrestle in one of the greatest WWE Championship matches of all time at Summerslam 1994, where Bret would beat his younger brother in the end.

*Shawn then pulls out a picture of Bret winning the WWE Championship in 1995*

Shawn Michaels: Bret, in 1995 you reached the top. You defeated Kevin Nash aka, Diesel. But as you were the champ, I was becoming the headliner, the main eventer, the future icon that I am today.

*Huge heat*

Shawn Michaels: January 1996, I won the Royal Rumble back to back and was heading to Mania, to face you for the WWE Championship! Bret, me and you wrestled for over an hour! But at the end, it was I, the Icon, who was declared the NEW WWE Champion!

*Huge Boos*

Shawn Michaels: From there it was the downfall of the legacy of Bret Hart. You went home, and was not seen on the WWE until that November in Madison Square Garden, where you defeated a fellow Texan by the name of Stone Cold Steve Austin!

*Huge pop*

Shawn Michaels: But let’s see, at Mania 13 you beat Austin by form of Austin no longer being able to continue the match, and you won the title for the fifth time at Summerslam, after you spat in my face in the Meadowlands.

*Michaels then takes a pause, before pulling out a sign that reads : The Montreal Screwjob!*

Shawn Michaels: That’s right! Sunday, November 9, 1997! The day that changed your life and mine forever! The night when I humiliated you in front of your fans, your friends, your family, and your own country! Bret, face the facts, it continued to go down hill from there. You went down to ol’ Duba-C-Duba, and was taken apart down there by the man they call Goldberg!

*Huge pop*

Shawn Michaels: So, you come back and you beat Kurt Angle at SNME. Me and Kurt have had some of the best matches in the history of this business. However, for anyone who dares to second guess me, here is a look at my career!

*Michaels shows the three minute clip which highlights all of his big matches and things of that nature*

*Video ends and Michaels has a smile on his face*

Shawn Michaels: Bret, you see that is life and that is perfection. Here’s a look at your career.

*Shawn plays a video of Bret being humiliated and embarrassed throughout his career*

Shawn Michaels: Camera man, get a close up on this. Bret, this is the World Heavyweight Championship! You will never get a shot at this belt again. At WrestleMania I am going to finish you once and for all. I don’t care what I have to do, you better believe I am not leaving Houston without the World Heavyweight Championship around my waist. At WrestleMania, the best is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, will be leaving the Reliant Stadium as the champion. His name is The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!

*Break It Down hits once again as Michaels leaves the ring to a bunch of boos. We then are sent up to the announce booth, where JR and King put over the next match. We then see Triple H and Angle respectively getting ready for their upcoming match, as it is next*

*Commercials-2.5 minutes*

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw! Next week Raw comes to you from the PNC Bank and Arts Center in Trenton, NJ.

*Lillian does the introductions*

Match 4:
Kurt Angle v. Triple H

The match starts out with a staredown. Within a few moments the two begin to brawl. The brawl then leads out to Triple H nailing some clotheslines on the Olympic Champion. Triple H maintains control of the match for about the first seven minutes, but Angle comes back as we head to the first commercial break during the match. We come back and Angle just nailed Triple H with a belly to belly suplex. Angle goes for the Angle Slam, but Triple H counters and nails a huge clothesline on The Rock. The match continues to go back and forth, and Angle knocks down Hunter with the Angle Slam. Angle hooks the legs and almost gets the victory, when “The Big Thing” hits and Brock Lesnar is shown outside. Brock gets up on the apron, but Angle comes at him. Triple H comes at Angle from behind, but Angle sidesteps him and Hunter knocks Brock off of the ropes and into the security barricade. Hunter turns around and is planted with a second Angle Slam. Rock makes the cover and gets the three count at the 16:22 mark!

*We then cut back to see Ric Flair. Ric is in a room and is looking at when he won the NWA/WCW Championship against Dusty Rhodes for the first time*

Ric Flair: Dusty, Dusty, Dusty. You see, you call yourself the American Dream, well I call you the American Pig! You see when I defeated you Dusty to become the NWA World Heavyweight Champion for the first time on September 17, 1981, I made history. I would go on and cement my name in the cornerstone of this industry. Dusty, what will you be remembered for? Wearing a damn poker dot clown outfit! Just like Mick Foley, you both are nothing compared to the limosine riding, jet flying, son of a gun, The 16 time World Heavyweight Champion, The Nature Boy Ric Flair! Look at you Dusty and your family. Your son Dustin, will forever be known as the guy who wore women bras and panties, and painted his face gold. You will forever be known as the guy who was a joke. Put the camera in my face! Put the damn camera in my face! Dusty, at WrestleMania, I will do worst than you yourself did as “Common Man”, and that is beat you within an inch of your life! Woooooh! Woooooh! Wooooooh!*Flair looks into the camera as we go to commercial break*

*Commercial-3 Minutes*

Jim Ross: Folks, it’s been a wild and crazy night here on Raw.

*Clips of what Flair just said is being spoken of*

*Lillian does the introductions*

Main Event:
Edge v. The Rock

A good match with both men working very well with one another. Rock and Edge exchange many of their signature moves, as surprisingly the match is going at a very fast pace. Rock though gets the advantage, but Edge comes right back at him. Edge takes down Rock, and almost finishes him, but Rock fires back with a clothesline. The match then takes a turn as Edge out of nowhere at the 12 minute mark, nails The Rock with a spear, and uses the ropes and picks up the surprise win over The Rock!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Edge! MT-12:00

Jim Ross: Can John Cena be affecting The Rock!

Jerry Lawler: Edge picks up the W over The Rock, and you just can’t give him props!

Jim Ross: Look out Rock!

*Rock turns around and it’s Cena. Cena goes at Rock with the chair, but misses and hits Edge. Edge turns around and nails Cena with the spear. Edge turns around and Matt Hardy hits Edge with the Twist of Fate! Edge is out, as Matt and Rock celebrate the occasion as both of their opponents are down!*

Jim Ross: My gawd! Raw is going to be insane, next week in Trenton, NJ! Goodnight from Detroit!

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Main Event- Edge getting the win over The Rock? Edge must be a very high-profile Main Eventer here on Raw. The summary was pretty good but the aftermath was amazing. Cena attacks the Rock and Hardy attacks Edge.

Smackdown comes to you from the Cobb Arena in Detroit, MI! Just six days removed from Saturday Night's Main Event, the Arena will be jammed pack as the WWE Champion, Randy Orton, and the 2006 Royal Rumble Winner, Booker T, will both be in the house! Also, what will go down as Match 5 of the Best of 7 Series takes place between Chris Jericho and Billy Kidman, with the series tied up at 2 a piece! Also, the WWE Womens' Champion, Melina will be in action as well as the WWE Tag Team Champions, MNM as they take on Ms. Michelle McCool and America's Most Wanted! Brock Lesnar showed up on Raw, this past Monday, to try and throw Kurt Angle off of his game, but to no avail? With their match just sixteen days away, how will Brock try to get the upperhand? Finally, the match that everyone is talking about, The Macho Man Randy Savage facing the Immortal Hulk Hogan at Mania will be off the charts. How will Savage continue to play mind games with Hulkster? All this to be answered on Smackdown?

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Michael Cole: With just sixteen days away from WrestleMania XXII, we welcome you to Friday Night Smackdown! Hello folks, I’m Michael Cole and I’m joined by Tazz! Tazz, the legendary Cobb Arena here in Detroit is on it’s feet!

Tazz: That’s right, what a main event we have for you folks! The WWE Champion, Randy Orton, will go one on with the legendary Hulk Hogan!

Michael Cole: Plus, the man who faces The Rock at Mania, John Cena will be in action as he goes one on one with Rey Mysterio!

Tazz: But let’s kick things off with the Six Person Tag Match!

*Chimel does the introductions*

Match 1-Non Title:
MNM(c) v. AMW/Ms. McCool

Harris and Nitro kick off the match. After a couple of mat based moves, Harris gets the advantage over Nitro. Harris nails Nitro with a nice enzurgi to the side of the head, and almost picks up the three cont, but Mercury makes the save. Storm comes in and takes out Mercury. The match continues as Nitro begins to fight back. Both men collide and then make the tag to the two divas. Melina and Michelle enter and go at it, with Melina getting the better of the two. The divas continue to brawl and then Storm and Mercury go at it. After 14 minutes of great action, MNM connect with the snapshot, and Mercury who is the legal man makes the three count on Storm for the win!

Tony Chimel: The winners of the match, MNM! MT-14:33

Michael Cole: MNM just defeated one of the teams that will be involved in TLC VI at Mania!

Tazz: MNM is definitely in the driver’s seat.

*We cut backstage and we see Josh Matthews standing with the Television Champion, Carlito*

Josh Matthews: Carlito, in just a few moments you will be facing in a non title match, Johnny Jeter one/fifth of the group Team OVW. In just sixteen days, you defend the Television Championship against The Masterpiece, Chris Masters! You’re thoughts on both topics?

Carlito: First off, Carlito is the one who asks the questions around here. Like, where did you get that haircut?

*Josh tries to think of an answer, but Carlito spits apple at him, and then moves him out of sight*

Carlito: Now dats cool. What’s also cool, is how in a few short moments, I am going to go out there and whip the hell out of Johnny. Then at WrestleMania, I wrestle the big goof, Chris Masters for my, WWE Television Championship. Let me say this, the big lumex is going to see what happens to people who are not cool.

*Carlito bites into his apple, but is blindsided by Masters from behind and Masters throws Carlito into the backstage gate, and then goes to knock down Carlito again, but is restrained by officials. Carlito gets up and brawls with Masters as the officials break it up, as we go to commercials*

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

*Tazz and Cole welcome us back to the show*

*Chimel does the introductions*

Match 2-Non-Title:
Carlito(c) v. Johnny Jeter

Jeter is by himself, and Carlito lets out his anger on Jeter. Jeter though comes back and hits a few decent moves. The match doesn’t go past the 7:14 mark, as Chris Masters comes down to ringside, and the two go at it some more. The two go into the crowd and Masters is being taken to school, by Carlito. The ref calls the match, and awards Jeter the win by countout!

Tony Chimel: The winner of the match, as a result of a countout, Johnny Jeter! MT-7:24

*We cut to the crowd and now Masters just nailed Carlito in the back with a chair. Masters gets up Carlito, and locks in the Masterlock! Carlito is out, and Masters says at WrestleMania, I get what I want. What I want is the WWE Television Champion!

*Crowd boos, as Masters leaves to a bunch of heat, and Carlito is out cold on the concerte.

Michael Cole: Well when we come back, we will be hearing from the man who will be facing Kurt Angle at Mania, Brock Lesnar!

Tazz: We’ll be right back!

*Commercils-3 Minutes*

Michael Cole: Welcome back to Smackdown! We are live here in the Cobb Arena here in Detroit, MI.

*The Next Big Thing hits and out comes Brock Lesnar*

Michael Cole: He is the man who faces Kurt Angle in sixteen days time at WrestleMania, in a rematch from their classic match at WrestleMania XIX, three years ago!

*Brock gets into the ring and gets a mike*

Brock Lesnar: Last Monday, I invaded Raw! My purpose was to distract and destroy Kurt Angle! Was I successful?

*Crowd gives Brock a “Hell No!!”

Brock Lesnar: Kurt, listen to me, and listen good. What happened this past Monday, was a fluke. It will never happen again! Kurt, you better be on your best game because on Sunday, March 26th, I will defeat and bury the so-called “Wrestling Machine!”

*Huge Heat*

Brock Lesnar: Kurt, I am the real “Wrestling Machine!” Look at what I have accomplished, in my short career here in the WWE! 3 Time WWE Champion! King of the Ring and Royal Rumble Winner! The only other person to do that is Triple H, the man who you beat last Monday!

*Slight pop for Trips*

Brock Lesnar: Kurt, I may not have accomplished what I was going to do, last Monday, but Kurt at Mania, I will prove that what happened three years ago was not a fluke. At WrestleMania, the legacy of Kurt Angle will come to an end. Just think about it, Sunday, March 14, 2004, I wrestled at that time my final match in the WWE, at WrestleMania XX, against that no talent jerk, Goldberg! However the damn Garden treated me like a piece of sh1t!

Brock Lesnar: When I made my return last October at No Mercy, I had a plan. My plan was to piss off each and every single one of you fans, who hated me, for going to chase my dreams. Who in the hell gave anyone of you pathetic idiots the right to boo, jeer, and hate me? No one did!

*Huge heat*

Brock Lesnar: But now that I am back, boo all that you want. Matter of fact, Kurt, I’m going to do to you what I’m going to do, what I’m going to do, to my opponent, right now!

*U Suck chants directed at Brock*

Brock Lesnar: Get your ass down here right now, Paul London!

*Chimel does the introductions*

Match 3:
Brock Lesnar v. Paul London

Brock gets the early advantage on Paul. Paul struggles to gain some control. Brock then begins to underestimate the speed and heart of Paul. Paul starts fighting back, getting in some good moves, and even taking down the near 300 pounder. Paul scores three close calls, even nailing the standing shooting star press on the former champion. Brock realizes he’s in trouble, puts a stop to this, with two hard clotheslines, followed by a devastating spinebuster. Brock quickly hoists up Paul and nails the F-5! Brock makes the cover and gets the three count at the 9:54 mark!

Tony Chimel: The winner of the match, Brock Lesnar! MT-9:54

*Brock then looks at London, and picks him up and delivers another F-5 to London. Brock gets a mike, and says “Kurt, at WrestleMania this is what is going to happen to you!” Brock’s music plays as he has a sick smile on his face, as he leaves and Paul is still down*

Michael Cole: What a sick man, Brock is!

Tazz: Brock, may can do that to Paul London, but it isn’t going to be so easy doing that against Kurt Angle!

Michael Cole: Well folks, coming up next, Mikey from Team OVW will be facing Rey Mysterio.

Tazz: This is going to be one hell of a match!

*Commercials-2.5 Minutes*

Michael Cole: Welcome back to Smackdown. Next week Smackdown, will be from Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey!

Tazz: Smackdown in A.C. That’s a good look.

*Chimel does the introductions*

Match 4:
Mikey v. Rey Mysterio

Excellent match, with both men really working really well in the ring. Mikey scores big with a nice spinning neckbreaker from off of the top rope. Mysterio still fights out of it. Mysterio hits Dropping the Dime, but Mikey gets out at the last moment. Mikey and Mysterio continue to go back and forth. Mikey takes advantage of a ref bump, and Mikey nails the Last Port on Rey! Mikey tries to revive the ref, but to no avail. Mikey gets ready for another Mikey, but is hit in the face by Rey! Rey gets up and nails the Dropping the Dime once again on Mikey! Mysterio makes the cover. 1—2---3!

Tony Chimel: The winner of the match, Rey Mysterio! MT-10:22

Michael Cole: What a win for Mysterio!

Tazz: This was a great match, folks.

*We cut to a split screen, seeing Chris Jericho and Billy Kidman getting ready for Match 5 of the Best of Seven Series. That match is up next!*

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

*Chimel does the introductions*

Match 5: Match 5 of the Best of 7 Series for the Undisputed WWE United States Championship: Chris Jericho v. Billy Kidman; Series Tied at 2

MOTN with both men by now well aware of the other person’s moves, countering moves left and right. Jericho gets in some good moves, and almost gets Kidman to tap, but Kidman makes it to the ropes, at the last moment. Kidman almost wins with the SSP, but Jericho counters it, with a rollup, but Kidman escapes it. Kidman pulls out the win with a rollup, with the grabbing of the tights at the 12:14 mark!

Tony Chimel: The winner of the match, Billy Kidman! MT-12:14

Michael Cole: Billy Kidman is now up, three to two, and can end it all, next week in Atlantic City, with Match number 6.

Tazz: Jericho, better be ready come next week, or it is all over.

Michael Cole: Indeed, however coming up next, Randy Orton, the WWE Champion, will take on the Immortal Hulk Hogan!

Tazz: This is going to be a rocketbuster!

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

*Raw Rebound is shown*

*Chimel does the introductions*

Main Event: Non-Title:
Randy Orton(c) v. Hulk Hogan

Short match, but really good in quality. Orton in a way carries Hogan throughout. We see a basic ref bump, but Savage comes down, and floors Hogan with a steel chair. Hogan is busted open. Orton then scores with the RKO and gets the three count for the W at the 8:04 mark!

Tony Chimel: The winner of the match, Randy Orton! MT-8:04

*The beatdown on Hogan continues until Booker T comes down. Booker though is planted with a RKO from Orton. Orton and Savage continues and nails Hogan with the big elbow from off the top. Savage and Orton stand tall as the show comes to an end with Hogan and Booker both out and a bloody mess.*

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Raw comes to you from the PNC Bank and Arts Center in Trenton, New Jersey! With just thirteen days away from WrestleMania XXII it will be a show you don't want to miss. Bret the Hitman Hart will be in action as he takes on the legendary Undertaker!

Also, Dusty Rhodes will be in the house to rebute the 16 time champion's statements. Plus a huge over the top battle royal will take place with about 10 superstars, with the winner of the match getting the final Raw spot in the MITB match at Mania.

Triple H who lost last week to Kurt Angle looks to bounce back with a W as he takes on Ken Kennedy!

Finally Kurt Angle, last Friday heard what Brock said, and tonight Kurt will be in the house and in action against Shelton Benjamin, who will also be in the battle royal. All this and more on Raw!

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JBL: Cut the music! Cut the music! Greatness is here! The Wrestling God is here…on the second rate show!

*Heat on JBL*

JBL: This New York reject state should bow down and kiss the ground and area that I walk on!

*More heat on JBL*

JBL: Last week, Triple H you said online that tonight you will redeem yourself by taking on and beating Ken Kennedy here tonight. Well, Hunter, let me tell you this. It doesn’t matter, who it is. If it isn’t me, then it doesn’t matter.

*More heat on JBL*

JBL: Hunter, son, you better realize that you’re stepping into an environment that’s more hostile that ECW, more hostile than this crowd, more hostile than Newark, you’re stepping into the ring with the Immortal Icon, JBL!

*Huge Heat on JBL*

JBL: Hunter, when your body begins to shake, when the sweat begins to trickle down your face, you will realize that you are standing toe to toe with the greatest WWE Champion in the history of the business! Come hell or high water, Kingdom come, in the end, there will be only winner! His name is the Wrestling God, JB…

*Time to Play the Game Hits and out comes Triple H in his wrestling gear*

Triple H: His name is Triple H!

*Pop*

Triple H: Bradshaw, you’re right. Last week I lost to Kurt Angle. And tonight I am going to redeem myself, by defeating Ken Kennedy! However, you say that when I step into the ring and look you in the eye, I’m looking at greatness? Well, all I see a man who has tits the size of Trish!

*Pop from the crowd*

JBL: Listen to me you ass kissing son of a bitch!

*Huge heat from the crowd*

JBL: Physique doesn’t mean a damn thing in this situation! I am the best in this business! Out of all of your ten title reigns, Hunter, my sole one lasted longer than any ten of yours. Hunter, at WrestleMania, in front of 75,000 of my faithful JBL fans, I am going to kick your ass all the way out of Houston, and back to your crappy days as a pathetic curtain jerker jobber who losses to men of greatness, men of warrior qualities, men like, the great JBL!

*Huge Heat*

Triple H: Talk is cheap, JBL. At WrestleMania, I am going to shut your ass once and for all. I’ve beaten you once on Pay-Per-View, right in Madison Square Garden! I have no problem doing it again, in your home state of Texas. At Wrestlemania, I am going to…

*Mr.Kennedy…Kennedy hits and out comes Mr. Kennedy to a good pop*

Mr. Kennedy: Gentlemen, gentlemen, look at you. You’re going on and on, about something that is irrelevant to me and this audience. This audience doesn’t want to see you two complain and whine like a bunch of high school girls, they want to see me come down to the ring and kick your ass all over this arena!

*Huge pop*

Mr. Kennedy: Without further ado, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, I hail from the great city of Green Bay, in the greatest state in the world, Wisconsin. I weigh in at a marvelous 240 pounds, I am the man who is single handily changing Monday Night Television, I am Mr…………………….Kennedy!

*Huge pop*

Triple H: Hey, get your ass down to this rin…

Mr. Kennedy: Kennedy!!!

*Huge pop*

Triple H: Ring the damn bell!

Match 1:
Triple H v. Ken Kennedy

Great match with JBL doing commentary with King and JR. Kennedy really works over the shoulders of Triple H. Triple H though uses his experience and makes a comeback on Kennedy. Triple H almost wins after connecting with the pedigree, but JBL comes and gets on the apron. Kennedy uses this as Triple H knocks JBL off of the apron and sets him up and nails a modified Green Bay Plunge on Hunter! Kennedy gets the cover and picks up the surprise win over Triple H at the 12:46 mark!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Ken Kenn…

*Kennedy grabs the mike*

Mr. Kennedy: And now my favorite part of the match.

*The lights go dark expect one shining light on Kennedy*

Mr. Kennedy: The winner of the match, Mr. Kennedy…Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MT-12:46

*Kennedy then leaves the ring, as we see Triple H slide out of the ring, and hit a right hand on JBL. JBL fires back with one of his own. Triple H goes down and hits a low blow on JBL. Trips goes for the pedigree on the outside, but JBL backdrops him. Triple H slowly gets up and is leveled with the Clothesline from Hell from JBL! JBL then leaves through the crowd while Triple H is down*

Jim Ross: And look at him run like a scolded dog! Like a coward! JBL is high telling it out of here folks! Well welcome to Monday Night Raw folks! We are live here in Trenton, New Jersey here in the PNC Bank and Arts Center. Jim Ross here at ringside with Jerry the King Lawler!

Jerry Lawler: JR, Triple H is not going to let this go. Trust me!

*We see Triple H slowly getting up as we cut to a graphic*

Jim Ross: Well when we come back, we will see Kurt Angle, the man who beat Triple H, last week, take on the man who beat him back at Halloween Havoc, Shelton Benjamin! We’ll be right back!

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

*We see Raw General Manager Jonathan Carter on the phone, when Triple H storms into the office*

Jonathan Carter: I’ll speak with you later man!

*Jonathan hangs up*

Triple H: JC!

Jonathan Carter: Yeah?

Triple H: I want JBL!

Jonathan Carter: Hunter, I can’t do that. He’s not a member of Raw.

Triple H: I don’t give a damn.

Jonathan Carter: I know you’re mad. This is what you can do. Go to Smackdown this Friday, and take care of an assignment for me, if you get what I mean.

Jerry Lawler: So much has happened on Raw, and it’s not even half way done yet.

*Lillian does the introductions*

Match 2:
Kurt Angle v. Shelton Benjamin

The match is given quite some time as both men resort to their styles used in their match used from Halloween Havoc. A lot of technical and amateur moves are applied in this match. Benjamin scores a bunch of close falls and almost gets Angle to tap out to the Angle Lock, but Angle gets to the ropes. Angle gets Shelton by the leg after grabbing his foot off of an attempted superkick. Angle then locks in the Angle Lock in the middle of the ring. Shelton tries to break it, but has no choice but to tap out!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Kurt Angle! MT-17:23

*Kurt gets a mike*

Kurt Angle: Brock, you said at Mania, you’re going to finish me off right. Let’s go! Right here, right now!

*Here Comes the Pain hits and Brock comes from the crowd, and clotheslines Kurt. Brock then picks up Kurt and nails three back to back backbreakers. Brock then hoists Angle up and delivers a devastating F-5 to Kurt Angle. Brock then leaves while Kurt is shown clutching his ribs*

Jim Ross: What the hell is going on here tonight with Smackdown kicking Raw’s ass!

Jerry Lawler: I have no idea.

*We see Victoria heading down to the ring*

Jim Ross: Well when we come back, Victoria will be facing Dawn Marie.

*Commercials-2 Minutes*

Jim Ross: Welcome back to the show.

*Lillian does the intros*

Match 3:
Victoria v. Dawn Marie

Very short match with Victoria dominating most of the match, however every so often Dawn gets in some moves and tries to get back in the match. In the end Vickie, ends it with the Widow’s Peak on Dawn and scores the easy victory at the 3:02 mark!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Victoria! MT-3:02

*Victoria leaves the ring*

Jim Ross: Victoria may have been able to get through Dawn easily, but trust me she won’t be able to get through Melina that quickly come Mania.

*Cookin hits and out comes The Rock to a thunderous ovation*

Jim Ross: The roof on this arena has exploded as The Rock has made his way out here!

Jerry Lawler: I can’t hear myself think!

*Rock has a mike*

The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to Trenton, New Jersey!

*Huge Pop*

The Rock: In thirteen days, The Rock, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today steps in the ring and faces one of the most popular stars of the modern era, that fake 50 cent wannabe thug, hip-hop sham, music con artist, John Cena!

*Huge Pop for The Rock*

The Rock: John Cena, The Rock is tired of all of the games. The Rock is tired of all of the tricks, and the sneak attacks. The Rock isn’t waiting to WrestleMania to kick your crew cut, marine looking, monkey crap ass all over Know Your Role Blvd., and Shut Your Mouth Drive!

*Huge Pop*

The Rock: The Rock is giving you two options. One, bring your candyass down to the ring, or two, The Rock will come back there and drag your sorry ass out here and proceed to lay the Smackdown (pun intended) all over your monkey ass!

*Huge Pop*

The Rock: Well it looks like The Rock is going to have to go back there and whip your ass all over this building!

*Rock gets ready to leave the ring, when “Don’t Mess With Us” hits and out comes John Cena to huge heat, and Cena slowly enters the ring w/o taking his eye off of Rock. Cena pulls out a mike*

John Cena: While Rock, you talk a lot of crap now don’t you.

*Heat*

John Cena: Rock, I’m right here. I’m not coming through the crowds. I’m not playing mind games, by playing my music, and not coming out. I’m not sneak attacking you. I’m right here, looking at you right in your face. Rock, I am everything that you wanted to be, but isn’t. Rock, I am bigger than you. I am bigger than that entire lockerroom. Hell, I’m bigger than the Smackdown locker room. I am bigger than Vince McMahon. I’ll do you one better. I’m bigger than the WWE!

*Huge Heat*

The Rock: You’re what? A bigger asshole than all of them!

*Huge Pop*

John Cena: Rock, do you know who the hell you’re talking to?!

The Rock: Who?

John Cena: John Cen..

The Rock: It doesn’t matter who the hell The Rock is talking to!

*Huge pop*

The Rock: Listen to me jabroni. You can say that you main evented WrestleMania and won the WWE Championship by beating some 300 pound tit fraud in JBL, and you can say you beat the man with tits, Hulk Hogan at StarrCade, but until you step into the ring, and went one (crowd joins in) on one, with The Great One, you ain’t done a thi…

John Cena: See that’s where you’re wrong. Until YOU stepped into the ring with ME, you ain’t done a thing! Rock, you are a seven time World Champion! However none of your reigns lasted more than 4 months! You know why? Because you suck!

*Heat on Cena*

The Rock: The Rock says, Know your Role, and Shut Your Mouth!

*Pop*

John Cena: Or what?!

The Rock: This!

*The Rock fires off with a right hand, and is laying the Smackdown on Cena. Rock gets a thumb in the eye, and Cena goes with a kick down stairs. Cena hoists Rock up for the F-U, but it is blocked. Rock turns around and plants Cena with a DDT! Cena slowly gets up and is planted with The Rock Bottom from The Rock to a huge pop*

The Rock: At Mania, The Rock is going to do what he does best! And that’s layeth the Smackdown on your candyass!

*Huge Pop*

The Rock: If you smell what The Rock…Is Cooking!

*Rock’s music hits as the crowd is on it’s feet*

Jim Ross: My gawd, this place is defeaning!

Jerry Lawler: The Rock sure made a point, right here tonight folks!

Jim Ross: Well coming up next, Chris Benoit, the man who will be facing Rob Van Dam, at Mania for the Intercontinental Championship, will take on the man who will face Matt Hardy at Mania, Edge!

Jerry Lawler: I don’t want to miss this!

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw folks!

*Lillian does the introductions*

Match 4:
Chris Benoit v. Edge

Like these two have already proven, these two put on one hell of a match. Benoit connects with about 10 suplexes in this match. Edge however does not quit. Edge continues to fight, and is able to make it to the ropes when Benoit locks in the crossface! Finish comes when Edge moves out of the way from the diving headbutt, and then proceeds to nail the spear on Benoit, and get the three count on Benoit at the 9:04 mark!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Edge! MT-9:04

Jim Ross: Edge has been on a roll as of late, with three big victories over Jeff Hardy, The Rock, and now Chris Benoit!

Jerry Lawler: Matt better be prepared for Edge come Mania!

*2001 hits and out comes The Nature Boy Ric Flair to a mixed reaction*

Jim Ross: Well the confrontation between The Nature Boy and The American Dream is going to happen! And it’s going to happen…Next!

*Commercials-3 Minutes*

*Ric Flair is in the ring with a mike in hand*

Ric Flair: Alright Dusty, the time is now. Bring your fat ass down here, and lets do this.

*American Dream hits and out comes The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes to a nice pop*

Dusty Rhodes: Alright, last week Ric, I sat home in Tampa and listened to what you said.

*We then cut back to see Ric Flair. Ric is in a room and is looking at when he won the NWA/WCW Championship against Dusty Rhodes for the first time*

Ric Flair: Dusty, Dusty, Dusty. You see, you call yourself the American Dream, well I call you the American Pig! You see when I defeated you Dusty to become the NWA World Heavyweight Champion for the first time on September 17, 1981, I made history. I would go on and cement my name in the cornerstone of this industry. Dusty, what will you be remembered for? Wearing a damn poker dot clown outfit! Just like Mick Foley, you both are nothing compared to the limosine riding, jet flying, son of a gun, The 16 time World Heavyweight Champion, The Nature Boy Ric Flair! Look at you Dusty and your family. Your son Dustin, will forever be known as the guy who wore women bras and panties, and painted his face gold. You will forever be known as the guy who was a joke. Put the camera in my face! Put the damn camera in my face! Dusty, at WrestleMania, I will do worst than you yourself did as “Common Man”, and that is beat you within an inch of your life! Woooooh! Woooooh! Wooooooh!

*Video clip ends*

Dusty Rhodes: Listen, Ric, you may have beaten me to become the World Champion for the first time, but that was then. Ric, you haven’t been World Champion for over the past seven plus years. Ric, I don’t wrestle anymore. But I have no problem kicking your ass all over Houston. Down where we get down, and whip ass!

*Huge Pop*

Ric Flair: Listen to me, Dusty. Dust is all you’re going to be remember by. After Mania, kids will ask and say “Dusty, who?” Then their parents will say, “Dusty, was a great wrestler, who had his ass handed to him by the 16 time World Heavyweight Champion of the World, The Nature Boy Ric Flair!”

*Huge Heat*

Dusty Rhodes: Enough talking. Let’s go.

*The two go at it. Rhodes takes the fight to Flair, and Flair does the same to Rhodes. Rhodes knocks down Flair. Rhodes then goes for and connects with the Bionic Elbow to the face of Flair. Rhodes then poses for the crowd as Flair is out, and the crowd is going wild!*

Jerry Lawler: These two men will settle this at Mania!

Jim Ross: I can’t believe this! Well coming up next, the 10 man Battle Royal will take place with the winner going to Money in the Bank II at Mania!

Quick match due to time, however a lot of moves are shown on display. Naturals eliminate Davari and Snitsky first. After a couple of moments, Rhyno gores Stevens and eliminates him. Maven and Douglas both are eliminated by Styles. Styles is sent out by Nova. Nova then eliminates Hassan. It’s down to Nova, Benjamin and Rhyno. Rhyno comes at Nova, but is met with a boot from Benjamin that eliminates him. Benjamin showboats and is thrown out by Nova. Nova wins at the 8:00 mark!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of the match, Nova! MT-8:00

Jim Ross: Nova is going to Mania!

Jerry Lawler: 5 are in, one remains!

*We see a split screen of Bret Hart and The Undertaker*

Jim Ross: Well when we come back, Bret Hart will face The Phenom, The Undertaker!

*Commercials-4 Minutes*

*Smackdown Rebound is shown*

*Lillian does the introductions*

Main Event:
Bret Hart v. The Undertaker

Old school wrestling right here, with a lot of old school holds and moves being displayed here. Bret and Taker wrestle for a good nine minutes before Austin comes out and brawls with Taker. Michaels comes out, and takes out Taker sending a message to Hart. Austin then stuns Hart, and Michaels is then hit with a stunner from Austin. Austin ends the hellacious show with a beer bash, as all hell has broken loose with thirteen days away from Mania!

Winner: No Contest!

End of Show

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