Monday, July 27, 2009

Provocative piercings, up close and personal (NSFW Pics)

People never cease to amaze me when pushing their bodies' artistic boundaries. I thought I was daring when I got my nose pierced. I was in Amsterdam at the time, high on mushrooms, and I thought that a piece of metal in my nose was just what I needed. I'm usually too much of a pussy for shit like this, but some people get off on this kind of pain. Below, I've included some of the most piercing pictures of painful piercings. I can't even imagine how these people felt during their artistic voyage of self discovery! My own story of getting my face pierced went a something like this:

I walked into Mister B's, the local gay S&M, leather, tattoo, & piercing shop. Valerio was eager to stick it to me. He walked me upstairs through the whips and chains! My heart started racing! My pansy ass can't handle pain, but he promised to be gentle. In the sterile, mini doctor's office he pulled out a 5 inch needle. My stomach dropped as I squeezed my eyes shut. I nearly jumped out of my skin when he wiped the disinfectant on my nose. An excruciating pain shot through my face like electricity. OH MY FUCKING GOD it hurt worse then I imagined! Then he dropped the stud and had to disinfect it again while I waited. Nausea flooded over me. If I opened my eye and saw that needle sticking out of my face I would either faint or throw up! Finally he rammed it in. I had to lay down and recoup! I survived, but would I do it again? HELL NO!