PLATE: Hello, folks! Or just you, Wizard! We're the Kitchen Cabinet Harmony Boys and boy oh boy, have we got a song for you!

Welcome to the jungle where we have fun (and games!)

We got everything you want (that you want!)
Honey we know the names (all the names!)
We are the people that can find (oh we can find!)
Whatever you may need (is it ketchup?)
If you got the money honey (we also have ho-o-oney!)
Then we got your diseeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Then we got your diseeeeeeeeeease

Then we got your diseeeeeease

Then we have yo'r disease

Welcome to the jungle where we take it day (by day!)
If you want it you're gonna bleed (blood, blood, blood)
But it's the price you pay (you pay!)
And you're a very sexy girl (quite so!)
That's very hard to please (oh jeez!)
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!