Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, I hope you're having a great holiday!! And if you're not, take some small solace in the fact that games are way cheaper on Boxing Day, and that time off equals more time for gaming... I'm just sayin'.

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"