Max, first of two, I expect these [comment downvoting] alts to be destroyed, if indeed they are alts. Second, and this event is just a catalyst for me saying this, I think a [comment voting] 'spy' may be beneficial, even incorporated into the existing Spy. Please consider the Colbert Report, Max! Also, downvote this comment.

thankfully someone is mass downvoting so noone will see this, but once I was driving home and it was dark and I ran someone over, I spent all night cleaning blood and hair out of my front bumper it's been 6 years since I drove down that road in southern Florida.

"the only downside is by the time she is 40 those tits will be slapping against her dinner plate"
But they arent stopping there, next there going to south dakota, and detroit, and north dakota, and arizona, and texas, and new york, and michigan. Then theyre going to washington dc to slap against the whitehouse!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

this comment will not get a negative rating lololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoolololololololoololololo

anyone with enough free time to run a bunch of alt accts needs to get laid already before the very fabric of time unravels, skipping them ahead in time just to find out they should've gotten laid all those years ago... YOU CAN DO IT!!!

ALONG WITH YOUR 1 STAR RATING I SEE THAT THIS COMMENT IS ALSO GONNA GET DOWNVOTED AND I'M ALSO TRYING TO SEE HOW LONG I CAN TYPE WITHOUT LOSING FOCUS AND USING A PERIOD DAMN I AM SO GOOD WELL MAYBE NOT I AM WASTING MY TIME WRITING THIS COMMENT WELL IDK F*CK YOU ILL USE AN OREILLY 'F*CKEN THING SUCKS' JOKE THATLL GET MY COMMENT GOOD RATINGS WAI NVR MIND ILL GET F*CKED BY NUBCAKEDOWNVOTERS LAWL I MADE THAT IN 1 WORD I F*CKEN ROCK JK WELL IDK

GET A MOTHER F*CKING PENCIL, AND F*CKING SCRATCH IT ACROSS YOUR FACE, THEN BLEED TO DEATH. THERE'S A PHONE UP TITFISH'S ASS, AND HE NEEDS TO GET IT OUT, OR WE ALL DIE. GET SOME ORANGE, DRINK A GLASS, DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. DR-1337 CAME FROM POLY-WORLD OF SUPREME DEFINITION. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIKACHU BREAD, PISS FOR BRAINS. GET A LINCOLN LOG SET AND MAKE A FIREWOOD HOUSE FOR THE FAKE TV SCREEN FIRE LOOP YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. YOU AT LEAST HAVE A FEELING OF SELF-CONTENT AND NOT PITY UPON YOURSELF.

LOL I had to fav this because I say "gimme dem tits" to my girl all the time, and my girl's are about 5 times as big as the girl in this pic, so it's even more epic. I also say "gimme dat puss." For some odd reason she doesn't take kindly to either comment.