You had one job to do. Let it be known forth that the San Jose Sharks are the only Bay Area organization that can only wield its location and power to fuck itself. Whereas everyone else stationed there slowly (or not) takes over the world and is influencing their various spheres and others, the

vs. SCHEDULE Game 1 in San Jose – Tonight, 9pm Game 2 in San Jose – Sunday, 6:30 Game 3 in Denver – Tuesday, 9pm Game 4 in Denver – Thursday, 9pm This is where the Sharks are supposed to be, just not how they’re supposed to be here. It took a miracle, they somehow […]

It only feels like we’ve been slogging through previews of teams that are, at best, not all that impressive, or just straight up bad. That’s what happens when you are stuck in the Pacific Division with nowhere to go and no escape route. But now we get to the good stuff. Although it’s slightly painful, […]

vs. RECORDS: Sharks 43-23-9 Hawks 31-36-9 PUCK DROP: 7:30 TV: NBCSN Chicago THEY CAN’T AFFORD IT EITHER: Fear The Fin A friend of the program, one Kevin Kujawa–guitarist and singer for great local band of the past Mannequin Men– used to refer to the first game after the trade deadline as “New Toy Day.” Well, […]

In about five years, if you’re not already, we’re all going to look back and just wonder how in the hell the Sharks ever came out of the West. It was the perfect storm for them I suppose, as the bottom dropped out on pretty much every other team that had kept them down for […]

vs Game Time: 7:30PM Central TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720 Optimal Tip-To-Tip Efficiency: Fear The Fin Due to a fortunate bit of scheduling, the Capades’ stand at the United Center coincided with the NHL All Star game, and as a result the Hawks’ only played four games away from the West Side in their 16 days since last being […]