In a recent photo set at SCORELAND, Felicia Clover wore this eye-popping little number. Would she wear it going to the mall?

Maggie Green would probably not wear this around town, even if she was out of her town and in another town, like Miami.

Sirale in the Czech Republic is pretty low-key, I’m told, so running around in a tube top may not be her thing.

Now Jessi Rhodes would probably leave the house dressed like this although I’m just guessing.

Harmony White lives in Miami and this cleavage-rounding number fits right into the dress code here. No problem getting past the bouncers at a club.

Morgan Page’s exposed bra with a top reminded me of the Seinfeld episode The Caddy about a girl who wore her bra like it was a top. (Madonna started that short-lived fad in the late ’80′s.) Morgan would definitely have no problem hailing a taxi.

“Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.”

Pick-up lines, aka ice-breakers, can either work because the lines are so dumb and cheesy that they make a girl laugh or fall totally flat because she thinks it’s an obnoxious approach.

It doesn’t matter if you made it up or you stole it from a popular song lyric like the ones above. Me, I think the lyrics in songs are the all-time cheesiest and sleaziest, but I think they worked for the guys in Led Zeppelin.

Most of the SCORE Girls we’ve talked to over the years say to not bother with pick-up lines and just be yourself.

Here’s another round of the worst pick-up-lines SCORE Girls say they’ve gotten. And after your check them out, check out a new set of Anjii Ross pix at SCORELAND.

Melissa Manning: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Morgan Page: "You remind me of my pinky toe 'cause I know one day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table."

Sadie Blooms: "Listen, I'm not good with pick-up lines so what pick-up line should I use to interest you?"

Anjii Ross: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."

One of the best things about my job is seeing a newcomer for the first time and getting to be the one who sees her boobs before anyone else.

It’s a very exclusive privilege. It’s a titsclusive, actually.

And today’s brand-new boobs belong to the very blonde, very cute Morgan Page.

This ex-dancer and new model is not only a hottie, but she is also very handy.

What I mean by that is that she knows how to use tools…

and no, I don’t mean man hammers, either.

This Texan firecracker is actually into home renovation and repairs and likes to spend her downtime doing all sorts of construction projects in her house.

Now, if you just imagined Morgan in tiny shorts, a white wife-beater top and construction boots, breasts heaving and jiggling while she hammers something…
it’s okay cause I did, too. Great (perverted) minds think alike.

This is Morgan’s first time modeling, and she was a little nervous about it. Not to worry because she looks great and her tits are pretty hot, too.

You can check out her pics on SCORELAND today and her first video ever tomorrow.

For now, say hello to Ms. Page, the sexiest hammer-wielding construction lady of all time.