Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells

Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure

Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned

Why did the algae and the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school

Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist

Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred

Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean

Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on

If you are interested in the ocean, you will enjoy reading our book, “Do Fish Sleep?: and 38 other ocean mysteries”. It is available to buy on kindle here for the reduced price of $1.46 (99p) until the end of January.