Wii Fittin’ my way to skinny bitchdom.

Almost Husband and I have had a Wii Fit for almost a year now and I’ve only used it a handful of times. Good waste of the dinero, eh? It’s what we do best.

I decided today that when I get home this afternoon, I will pull out the Wii Fit Balance Board and blow off the dust bunnies, dead spiders and dog hair. I will suffer through the weighing process and hear the stupid “oh!” when I step on the board. Yes, Wii landian, I know I’ve gained weight since the last time, thanksomuchforthenewsflash. Good for nothin’ I tell ya, good for nothing!

Anyway, aside from my hatred of the male yoga instructor and his a la 80’s rat tail, I pretty much love Wii Fit. It really is a good workout or, I’m just THAT out of shape. Those hoola hoops will bust your ass right good, I tell ya (I’m feeling the country accent today, I am after all going to be a white trash bridesmaid soon!) The first few times I used Wii Fit, it was really more of a competition between my Mom and I to see who could hoola hoop the best. Please keep your laughter to a minimum when I tell you, I could not move for the next 3 days. My abs felt as if they were beaten by a metal crow bar a la Tanya Harding. I feel your pain Nancy Kerrigan, I feel ya. Well, I don’t really feel you, never-mind, you get what I’m saying.

My goal in all of this is just to get moving. I am not going to committ myself to the gym because, in all honestly, I would fail miserably. Then, I’d have to go throw myself off a bridge into oncoming traffic or something and let’s face it, that would be a big mess so I will just avoid saying that I’m going to the gym.

On the update front, I switched my WW from weight loss to maintaining my current weight. Thanks Krissy for mentioning it! This way, I have a few extra points so I don’t have to feel all guilty and shit about indulging on Thanksgiving Day. You know what happens when I feel guilty, I go play in traffic blindfolded and such. I kid I kid.