Are you vegan? Do you enjoy the occasional heaping bowl of pad Thai? Do you have the entire Morbid Angel and Cannibal Corpse discographies on your ipod? Do strangers point their fingers in awe and call you a "metalhead"? Have you ever wanted to learn how to make tofu pad Thai by conjuring up the "Heat of Sataaaan?"

If you answered yes to any one of these questions, then click play on this piece of internet gold and let Vegan Black Metal Chef show you how to make pad Thai, Lucifer-style.

Which vegan dish do you think Vegan Black Metal Chef should make next?