The Wretched Conservative Spawn Must Not Return!

Be all of that as it may, more conservatives and other vile examples of depravity rise daily from their dark pits. They all have teabags over their eyes and ears and will continue to do their very worst to engage in massive deception and voter fraud coupled with intimidation to gain majorities in both the Haunted House and Senile Senate. With the unlawful help of wicked corporations and other foreignsubversives, self-righteously challenged by President Obama, the conservatives may convince enough angry voters that President Obama is somehow "losing it" or is at least to blame for their current financial difficulties despite the obvious fact that there are already palpable improvements and everything else is totally due to the mendacity and obstructionism of conservatives, corporate special interests, and former President Bush. The answer is quite simple: people do irrational things when they are angry and should not be allowed to vote or even to contribute money to conservative candidates. They should do as dear Nanny demands: sit down, shut up and eat their healthful tofu.

Horrible though a conservative victory would be, we shall nevertheless persevere and overcome because we must -- for the children. The Honorable Barney Frank, the Honorable Charles Rangel and others will cheerfully but in their always ethical, brilliant, statesperson-like and post-racial bipartisan ways lead by example toward the holy grail of infinite progress and compassion; soon, we will again have the best Congress money can buy. America is an OK if not yet a great country, and deserves the best. Fairness will be born again and soon the Party of No will become the Party of No Significance.

Should it come to pass that President Obama is so weary and discouraged by his Herculean and unceasing efforts on our behalf that he declines to run for another term as president, other truly great leaders will be needed. In view of the outstanding records of Senator Reid and Speaker Pelosi they are the very best. They must run in 2012 and become our president and vice president, or perhaps our co-presidents, in 2013. Support freedom and Daily Kos by dropping massive googlebombs to keep conservative lies obscure. Let the blood and guts flow! Hand-to-hand combat! Encourage the major media in their heroic efforts righteously to keep all lies away from immature minds.

When President Obama sits down for his MTV town hall this Thursday, the audience of young people who will ask him questions will have been gathered by a casting call.

According to the casting call for the event from talent agency Backstage.com, first reported by National Review Online, the company requests applications for the event, asking what issues the person is “passionate about,” requiring a “short description of your political views,” and also asks for a recent photo.

Even our beloved Washington Post spread lies such as this trivial article during the 2008 campaign; although it should have been buried long ago, it reappeared as number one in an October 11, 2010, Post e-mail listing it as the most e-mailed article of the day. For shame!

Sen. Barack Obama's presidential campaign is allowing donors to use largely untraceable prepaid credit cards that could potentially be used to evade limits on how much an individual is legally allowed to give or to mask a contributor's identity, campaign officials confirmed.

Faced with a huge influx of donations over the Internet, the campaign has also chosen not to use basic security measures to prevent potentially illegal or anonymous contributions from flowing into its accounts, aides acknowledged. Instead, the campaign is scrutinizing its books for improper donations after the money has been deposited.

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The Obama campaign has shattered presidential fundraising records, in part by capitalizing on the ease of online giving. Of the $150 million the senator from Illinois raised in September, nearly $100 million came in over the Internet.