So this Somali Pirate is trying to de-fuse this bomband he cant figure out which wire to cut: the Green one , or the Red oneand this Navy SEAL walks upand he says "what seems to be the problem"and the Pirates like.. "I dont know, I've got to cut one of these wires,but i'm not sure if it's the Green one or the Red one"

and the SEAL shoots the Pirate in the head.

So this Somali Pirate goes into a pet storeand he's like " do you have any Parrots?"and the owner says "yeah, we have three kinds of Parrots"

and a Navy SEAL shoots the Pirate in the head

So this Somali Pirate goes up to the Farmers houseto see if he can spend the night.and the farmer has this HOT daughter...and so the Pirate is like "hey, can I spend the night here?"and a Navy SEAL shoots him in the head