Police have arrested “porn star” strippers for the crime of exposing themselves at a strip show held at a decades old Shinjuku strip club, after it was pointed out that “they will shame Japan if we get the Olympics.”

The strip club, operating in the heart of Shinjuku’s famed Kabukichou sex district, was known as “Kabukichou T.S. Music” and opened in 1985, boasting the distinction of employing actual AV performers for its shows.

Despite having been in business for over 25 years, police suddenly identified it as “especially pernicious” due to its strippers actually stripping to the point of exposing their genitals, and the fact it loaned out cameras to patrons so they could better document this phenomenon.

It also boasted annual sales of 200 million yen and “was popular with Chinese tour groups,” perhaps in part due to some of its strippers having appeared in “over 100” adult videos.

Police raided the premises and arrested the 41-year-old manager along with 10 strippers aged 24 to 39. The charges relate to indecent performances in which the women would expose their genitals to patrons, otherwise known as strip shows.

Police were reportedly acting in response to anonymous claims that “their shows are amongst the nation’s most extreme, and if Tokyo hosts the Olympics it will shame Japan.”

As usual with such seemingly random crackdowns, business at the capital’s thousands of other brothels and officially sanctioned red light districts appears to be unaffected.

The disturbingly selective enforcement of the law which Japan’s police are known for – to say nothing of them picking on “harmless” strip clubs or the general lack of enthusiasm with which most Tokyo residents have greeted their city’s Olympic bid – have all been proving controversial:

“What’s wrong with these people, like we need this sort of crackdown!”

Speaking seriously for a moment, why would anyone want to give the Olympics to a country that is basically falling into the sea every 5 years now it seems ? What if there is another brutal earthquake and tsunami DURING the games itself ? Not to mention the appalling human rights abuses inflicted on the Chinese and allied forces during WWII, meaning that Japan should be shunned from all international sports across the board. Venomous nation, who will absolutely hate all visitors who visit there for the games. Give the 2018 games to a more deserving country, such as The USA or France.

Centuries later - provided low birthrates don't kill them off first - natural selection in Japan gives rise to a new population born with mosaic genitals, since they are the only ones anyone knows how to do the nasty with.

Thats what their dildoes and other sex toys are for so they can experiment to where to stick what and what to stick where. Also they get hands on tutorials with their ma and pa as what I have seen in most of their instructional videos.

Heh, how stupid. The only thing Japan should be ashamed of is it's moralism, it's retrograde thinking politicians, and actions just like this one.
If anything, tourists would be highly pleased if the mosaic censorship bullshit ended and more clubs like this one would be encouraged in an organized fashion.
As long as it's restricted to adults, which country in the entire world would complain about this? Which country would have any reason to?
Sometimes it feels like the government and whichever organization that issued this bust is run by a bunch of virgins living in the dark ages or something.

same reason of other developed countries, tax havens/avoidance, a broken financial system with high unemployment and the continued ignoring by the advances in automation and so forth. Do you want to raise a child with an unstable job that pays miserably? (rethorical)

More like it'll shame Japan if tourists go to a strip club and the dancers DON'T show their genitals.

The Olympics are a curse anyway... They tend to suck massive amounts of cash out of their host cities as costs balloon over projected amounts, and the hosts fall all over themselves to build grandiose monuments for the events that will turn to ghost towns after everyone leaves... Was Nagano really that good for Japan?