Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

A friend of mine's father in law told him he wasn't wealthy enough for his daughter. The dude is a real estate agent and makes millions a year. Parents can never have too high of standards for their children.