For those of you who have no use for Valentines Day we have created the "Burn in Hell" bar. Valrhona bark chocolate both cayenne and cinnamon. It comes in plain and also with siracha peanuts, and flames. It will be available starting tomorrow.

They're positioning it as an anti-Valentine sweet, and I can see how it would be a good choice for someone bummed out on love in general or very much over a specific person. But hey, it's bittersweet, it's spicy, it's nutty ... it sounds just like your significant other, right? Alternatively, anyone who likes Guy "Shirt Flames" Fieri will probably dig this too.