Thursday, January 14, 2016

Trumpnado Hits Vermont, But the Main Thing Is Mark Steyn Looking Pretty Butch In A Lumberjacket

And you thought the man was all bespoke suits ALL THE TIME...well it turns out there is an authentic, lumberjack side to the Global Content provider himself....

Lumberjacks!

Chopping wood, in the fresh air, with vim and vigour, and you know, people-like men, for example, tend to get all sweaty when they do that kind of choppy thing, and they peel away layers, and such and...WHOA IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?!??!

IS IT JUST ME?!?!OH MAH GOODNESS!

*fans self*

*waves*

Anyway WHERE WAS I? HMMM. SOMETHING ABOUT POLITICS...IS THERE AN ELECTION OR SOMETHING NEXT YEAR?!?!

RIGHT!

So Mark Steyn makes a few appearances in this very cute local report about Donald Trump's appearance in Vermont.

The conservatives there to see Trump are all pretty chipper despite how bad things are in America right now, and the pro-Bernie lefties are universally glum and angry because WE COULD HAVE PREVENTED A LOT MORE GENOCIDES OR SOMETHING.

Do all these lefty women get some kind of TOP SEEEEKRIT WOMYNZ STYLE manual when they join the political left (unless they are Hollywood starlets)?

You know, something along the lines of don't colour your hair, don't style it, don't smile, don't wear make-up, don't flirt, Thou Shalt Not Have Any Joy, etc? They are just gloom and doom all the time.

The anti-Trump forces are seriously right out of central casting. Blechhhh.