THE REAL REASON GRUMPY CAT LOOKS LIKE THAT

Internet sensation “Grumpy Cat” has cleverly developed a career that just keeps on going. She’s already released her SECOND book and the first one was on the New York Times Bestseller List for TEN weeks! Grumpy’s owner says that her facial expression is caused by feline dwarfism. (This is very unsettling –it’s horrifying to imagine cats deliberately being bred to be dwarfs with all the health challenges involved. What’s WRONG with you people?) Nonetheless, Grumpy is currently on a book signing tour and made a highly successful appearance at Kitson in Las Vegas.

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This bad boy seems to have calmed down since he got serious about his former pornstar girlfriend and he has his friends wondering WHY. What’s so special about HER? We hear she keeps him satisfied by supplying her MALE porn costars for his entertainment. The bad boy pays each guy $5000 per visit so they are highly motivated to make him happy. It’s a family affair – the girlfriend watches while the bad boy fiddles around with the guys!