'''Roman''': Niko, you're driving us to a hardware store on Dillon Street.

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'''Niko''': Doing some home improvements, Roman? You going to build this mansion you tell me about?

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'''Roman''': No, funny guy - we going to get money. In America you need money to do anything. You're taking me to a backroom game where I'll win all the dollars we need to really see this town. Nightclubs... women... titties...

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'''Niko''': You can play, right? ''You are good at this game?''

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'''Roman''': I am the best. I kick all the asses that play me. They call me the Janitor.

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'''Niko''': Because you can't pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? ''Incredible.''

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'''Roman''': Funny. No! I'm the Janitor because I always clean up. I always win, get it?

'''Roman''': Only problem is I'm playing with some money I'm meant to give to these Albanian scumbags. Here's hoping they don't show up, eh?

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'''Niko''': We got loan sharks after us? ''Roman? What's going on?''

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'''Roman''': After me, and it doesn't matter anyway. When I've played this game I'll have enough money to pay them back ten times. ''They're wimps anyway''.

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(''Niko drives to the gambling den'')

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'''Roman''': Niko, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up. Shit, I almost forgot. I'm giving you my old phone, my new number's in there. Call me if some Albanians show up in some shitty beige Willard. Those are the guys I owe money to. Do not hurt them, I know what you are like, Niko Bellic.

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'''Niko''': You and your debts, Roman. ''Always the same. Never change.''

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Contents

Mission Script

Roman [to radio]: Come on, big guy - either do some work or get out of here. We don't need jokers.

Radio: Screw you.

Roman: [to radio] Screw you! [to Mallorie] Baby... when I look into your eyes, it means something. I see little Romans, I see little Mallories, I see stars, I see angels. In my homeland we have a saying...

Roman: Niko, this is Mallorie, the beautiful girl I tell you about... See? Not everything I tell you was bullshit.

Mal: I bet most of it was.

Roman: Hey!

Mal: I hope you're less full of shit than your cousin over here.

Niko: Thank you.

Roman: This is the woman that I'm going to marry!

Mal: Huh! Whatever you say.

Vlad: [enters] I thought you were going to marry me, baby?

Mal: Hey, Vlad.

Roman: Hey... Vlad... great! You're fuckin' crazy, man.

Vlad: You should lose a few pounds - otherwise this beautiful lady is going to leave you.

Roman: I know... I'm a fat prick, what can I do?

Vlad: Pay your debts?

Roman: I... I will do man. We spoke of this.

Vlad: No, we didn't speak. You spoke then you say your phone out of batteries. You treat me like a bitch.

Roman: Never! I'd treat you like an idiot, not a bitch, eh?

Vlad: I guess it's true... the beautiful women do like the guys with the funny sense of humor. Ho ho. I'm laughing.

Roman: I'll get you the money.

Vlad: I know. And Roman... tell this fucking yokel here if he doesn't stop staring at me, I'll have his head chopped off and put a film of it on the internet! [exits]

Mal: Ouch...

Roman: Ah... all good... great...

Mal: Hah! Yeah, fantastic! Look, say what you like, but at least that guy knows how to speak to a lady.

Roman: Yes, he's all charm. Come on Niko, let's go. Darling... I'll see you later. I've got to take my cousin around some more, get him settled...

Mission dialogue

Roman: Niko, you're driving us to a hardware store on Dillon Street.

Niko: Doing some home improvements, Roman? You going to build this mansion you tell me about?

Roman: No, funny guy - we going to get money. In America you need money to do anything. You're taking me to a backroom game where I'll win all the dollars we need to really see this town. Nightclubs... women... titties...

Niko: You can play, right? You are good at this game?

Roman: I am the best. I kick all the asses that play me. They call me the Janitor.

Niko: Because you can't pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.

Roman: Funny. No! I'm the Janitor because I always clean up. I always win, get it?

Roman: Only problem is I'm playing with some money I'm meant to give to these Albanian scumbags. Here's hoping they don't show up, eh?

Niko: We got loan sharks after us? Roman? What's going on?

Roman: After me, and it doesn't matter anyway. When I've played this game I'll have enough money to pay them back ten times. They're wimps anyway.

(Niko drives to the gambling den)

Roman: Niko, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up. Shit, I almost forgot. I'm giving you my old phone, my new number's in there. Call me if some Albanians show up in some shitty beige Willard. Those are the guys I owe money to. Do not hurt them, I know what you are like, Niko Bellic.