show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds.

8.

Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman."

9.

Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1.

10.

If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer.

11. Every time they say that

"it's destiny for the Saints to win" drink 1.

12. If they show

footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor.

13.

If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1.

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the

City of New Orleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory, drink 1.

15. Every time they

say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1.

16. If

Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2.

17. If they mention the

Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in thefirst game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are

still a better football team with better fans.

18. Every time they compare

hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bull___t!"

19. Every time they

mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 20. Every time they

show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they

show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they

mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.