A prostitute is someone who will love you No matter who you are or what you look like Yes, it's true children! But that's not why you pay a prostitute No you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes! Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

(James Taylor) A prostitute is like any other woman They all trade something for sex, and they do it well!

(Me) And that's why I say,

(Me & James Taylor) Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They-

*Teacher walks in*

(Me, spoken) Awwww... James Taylor, what the hell you doin' here? Singin' about prostitutes to the children! Get outta here!

They asked the kids if they knew what a prostitute was in our churches VBS, because there was a bible story with one. I had brought my best friend along to hang out after it, and practically had to kill her to keep her from raising her hand and shouting it out.

"Gai: You see Lee, A Man is like a Banana, and a Woman is like a Coconut. When the man takes the banana and rams it into one of the three tight holes of the coconut The Banana feels utter bliss and releases it's banana juice into the coconut. After time, the coconut's milk and the Banana's juice creates a fantastic drink."