What comes from pig returns to pig with this oinkerrific Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder from Talisman Designs. The little porker serves as both a receptacle for draining and straining your cooked bacon grease, and a countertop storage container for:

Easy, solidified hunk of pork fat reuse with the assistance of a knife and hot skillet. Or a piece of Vader toast. [Yaaay! And I picked Vader because you know if you slather your toast with hardened bacon grease, you're Dark Side all the way.]

The Bacon Bin holds up to 1 cup of greasy goodness between its non-stick, odor-resistant, and BPA-free, silicone walls. It is heat resistant up to 500 degrees F, and includes a removable bacon bit strainer and sealable lid.

Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...

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I don't really like to shoot to kill--less due to the ethics of felling a majestic beast than the fact that blood and rigor mortis make me squeamish--but I think if given the choice between taking down a deer or taking...

When we, collectively as Americans, stumble onto something that catches on with the unintelligent majority, we immediately begin the process of running it into the ground. See: The Kardashians, Myspace and... bacon flavored...

Whole wheat in the toaster, bacon in the...other toaster, a yank of the iceberg, a slice of the tomato, and mmmm. BLTeee-licious. Without turning on the stove or getting popped in the eye with a grease BB...

Who says men don't like flowers? And for that matter, who says a dozen Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses are suitable only as a gift for men? Defying age, gender, race, and ethnicity, Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses can dazzle...

I would call Belcampo's Bacons of the World quarterly sampler pork crack, but in this case, I think it would allude to an entirely different--yet still likely very tasty--part of the pig, rather than the addictive, euphoria-inducing...

What did the pig say to the Impossible Burger? "Where's the beef?!" Hey, no one said pigs are funny. And why should they be? They work so hard to bring home the bacon, you can't really expect them to be witty and clever...

I'm not sure I can get behind the Pagan Breakfast God enough to make a Jesus fish version of him for my car. Obviously I dig the idea of a god lookin' out for my breakfast, but the only 2 known photographs of him (see...

At this point, the bacon craze has reached a state of lunacy that renders bacon soda somewhat expected. Pedestrian, even. Still, there are smoky, greasy meat flavors, and then there are CARBONATED smoky, greasy meat flavors...

Oreos and Twinkies topped with bacon and then dipped in chocolate. This is what I would call the Trick-or-Treating Mother Lode. At least before wackjobs started putting needles and poison into their homemade treats for...

The definitive building block of food porn now has its own erotic cookbook. Fifty Shades of Bacon, about damn time. Right, ladies? 'Cause I know once you satiate your carnally voyeuristic instincts reading Fifty Shades...