Yeah, I'm always aware that everything on Brikwars can be choc full of Mind Fuckage, but to be honest, I'm sick enough to get a laugh just by setting myself up for the punchline. We all have our parts to play. Besides, I'll still win anyway so...

stubby wrote:All right enough of that. I want to get back to the original contention that started this all. FACT: Severalcatsdancing's only known motivation is to mindfuck the rest of us, first of all starting with some kind of ambiguous gender mystery, and now with exercise. Is "she" really a lazy fuck who likes videogames and internet too much, or is it JUST ONE MORE MIND GAME? Are we all her targets, or is this one specifically to throw Warhead into a tizzy? If it is to throw Warhead into a tizzy, does that mean she's another one of my alts and I don't realize it? Is this just another layer of one of Natalya's cruel gender studies games???

Will you ever know, Stubby? Maybe your entire life is just a sick game. Maybe everything you ever knew is a lie. Maybe I really am a women and you should ask Cpt. Zipps due to the fact that I know him irl.

Warhead! That's not the point! Hasn't Mrs. Warhead ever stuck you with "do these pants make me look fat?" No one cares about the truth. What's important here is watching him try to answer the question without getting himself killed.

stubby wrote:Wait, how did I not see this opportunity before? Asking Zipps anything about her gender is meaningless, that wouldn't impress Admiral Ackbar at all. But perhaps he'll be more impressed by THIS:

So, Zipps. . .

This severalcatsdancing. . .

Is she really as fat and / or ugly as she is insisting to the rest of us?