If you missed it, ConWorks' 14/48 "The World's Quickest Theatre Festival" happened again this weekend, and boy was it a blast! I didn't perform this time around, but my contribution was sufficient to earn me diety-status (along with fellow Annex stalwart Jaye Wilkinson) as "The Food God". My task was simple: keep 75 actors, directors, playwrights, designers, musicians, technicians, staff and assorted hangers-on constantly provided with commestibles of all varieties throughout the course of a 16-hour day. This is no easy task, as anyone who has ever spent time around hungry theatre types can attest. Actually, everything went quite smoothly with the exception of a minor catastrophe early in the day when we fell behind in creation of caffeinated beverage substances. Otherwise, our efforts were both consumed and appreciated, and as a result, a second appelation of status was confered upon me with the addtional title of "The Quesadilla King".

I had a lot of help, of course (even a God can't do this alone), and so special thanks to SGNP for coordinating all the scheduling, and to the ever-fabulous Molly & BenLau for their indespensible support, and last, but certainly not least to the amazing Heidi Darchuk for letting us do it in the first place.