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Yesterday was just one of a string of crazy days that I’ve had something to do besides yell at my boys for spraying pee all over the toilette seat. My name is April, I sit in urine every day.

This morning I got up, made breakfast for my two littles and sat down to type out a sweet little post about how to make fast, simple and delicious appetizers.

I opened my computer to find a HUGE crusty booger stuck to the screen and the letter D key missing. God only knows where the key is and now I have to press really harddddevery time I needdddd the letter D!

I don’t know about you, but greeting my computer that way sure didn’t make me want to write about food.

So, I will tell you all about this thing later. And, NO it is not an ice creamsundddddday.

Hi! I’m Pam and I regularly sit in urine, too at the hands of my four little sprayers.

What a pain in the keyboard. I have a document always open on my desktop that has the letter o and the numbers 7 and 9 because when my kids poured a glass of water on it, those keys were fried. Good heavens. Children are like a slow burning fire. When they finally grow up and leave, everything you once cherished is a heap of ashes.

um…yuck. I don’t let young males use my bathroom. My daughter has to deal with it though in the kids’ bath. But then again, she leaves unspeakable things young men do NOT need to see, so I guess they’re working it out amongst themselves.

My boys pee sitting down. Have you ever seen a black light in the bathroom? It’s disgusting.

Just because you can pee standing up doesn’t mean you should. I can pee standing up, but the aim ain’t so good, so I sit down. What’s with the cultural nonsense of peeing standing up at home? It’s not like you’ve got a urinal installed.

I’m in, the You’re In, or the urine as it were. I have a three year old son. Thankfully I’m married to a real gentleman, “he even takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it”. Hee Hee Hee. I thought that was a fitting quote for this subject. Oh, and my son removed all the keys from our laptop…twice. Woot!