OF MY STORIES: VULTURES was written when I was like 17 or something. I've learned a lot from writing the damned thing, but can only cringe when I look at it now. As a perfectionist, I tend to delete the works I no longer like, but I'll leave this up for historical reasons . . . and for a good laugh now and then.

One of them can't get an erection; the other is losing his son. Who says Turks don't have problems? If only they weren't so preoccupied; they would have realised by now that she is actually more of a vulture than they are. - Pre-game. Reno/Tifa/Rude -