FREE Concert: Fortress of Attitude Playing Arlene’s Grocery Tonight

Sadly, I’ve received some terrible news this month: there will not be an intimate apartment show with the boys from Fortress of Attitude. But, the good news is that they will be performing at Arlene’s Grocery tonight!

The New York-based comedy rock group will be hitting the stage for an hour of intense licks of Scott Barkan’s guitar strings, riddled with quirky song lyrics from Gregg Zehentner, that just happen to be filled with timely punchlines. You can also catch Pat Stango and Clayton Gumbert in the house performing an interpretive dance.

The show is FREE and it kicks off tonight at 7pm for those of you of the legal drinking age. (That means 21+ in America, people.) If you’re looking to catch FOA, then make sure to get there before 8pm.

Get familiar with the band’s tunes, before you stop by tonight, by listening to the group’s 2007 album, Gift of Music:

Enrique Grijalva - Mr. Minimum Wage

My father came, my mother saw...and I conquered. I encourage children to do drugs, I buy alcohol for teenagers, and I drink beer with the homeless. In my spare time, I attend art galleries for the FREE booze, I rub elbows with modish elephants, and I hammer six-inch nails into small penises. Stuart knighted me as Broke-Ass King of New York. You've been warned.

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