Set Your DVRs: 10.28.13

The Voice: After how many seasons now? Five? I still have no idea what the difference is between the “battle rounds” and the “knock-out rounds.” The contestants that compete against each other sing different songs this time around? Is that it? Anyway, “knock-outs” begin this week. 7 p.m., NBC

American Horror Story: Coven:In the first of the two-part Halloween special, we learn more about the truce between the Salem witches and Marie Laveau, which Fiona is single-handedly destroying. Have I mentioned how great this season is? Because it’s really pretty great. 9 p.m. FX

Watch What Happens Live: Two of the most beautiful people on television, Christina Hendricks and Dylan McDermott, join Andy in the clubhouse, so there’s something for everyone! 10 p.m. Bravo

THURSDAY:

Live with Kelly and Michael: It’s the famous Halloween episode, where Kelly and Michael dress up in countless costumes. It’s become a lot more fun now that Michael Strahan has been added to the team. Regis would dress up, but you could tell his heart wasn’t in it. 9 a.m., ABC

The Returned: In this French series, a bunch of people who have been dead for years try to go home and are confused as to why their loved ones are like “AAHHHH!!!!!” So, basically, The Walking Dead but French and full of ennui. 8 p.m. Sundance

Halloween, all of the Halloweens: It’s Halloween, you should watch the Halloween marathon. Begins at 8 a.m., AMC

Shark Tank: The series returns with an entrepreneur who wants to make keg cups with built-in shot glasses, because that’s what frat bros need. Does the cup also automatically call 911 or have a built-in stomach pump? Season premiere. 8 p.m. ABC

SATURDAY:

Houston Beauty: This new reality series follows the students of Houston’s century-old Franklin Beauty School, and I’m sure everyone gets along with everyone else and there is absolutely no fighting. Series premiere. 9 p.m. OWN

SUNDAY:

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Nene, Cynthia, Kandi, Phaedra, Kenya and Porsha are back, even though it felt like they just left? I don’t know. I am very confused. When are The Real Housewives of New York ever coming back? 7 p.m., Bravo

Sunday Night Football: Colts at Texans: Oh, hey, another chance for the Texans to embarrass us on primetime. Go sports. 7:20 p.m., NBC

The Walking Dead: What, you thought it couldn’t get worse? It can always get worse. And then even worse than that. 8 p.m. AMC