Woman Charged With Attempted Assault With Sausage

Women are fighting back and using any means necessary to ward off their attacker. Some women find their breasts as awesome weapons (for which God did not bless me with, so I’m out of luck there). And now there is sausage (for which might be more effective in my case.

The frying pan missed the 67-year-old man, but its contents did not. Though he was unharmed in the incident that occurred in November, he is pursuing charges against the woman for the alleged Swedish sausage attack and death threats she reportedly made during the squabble.

Perhaps surprisingly, this is not the first time sausage has reportedly been used as a weapon of choice.

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