For true high-end watch collectors, $86,000 is not an unreasonable amount to spend on a watch, especially if it’s by a brand like Patek Philippe, or features a complication such as a tourbillon or perpetual calendar.

The Montegrappa Chaos gold watch can claim neither brand recognition nor any triumphs of mechanical engineering. It can’t even manage to get the correct Roman numeral for 4. This may or may not have something to do with the watch having been designed in part by Sylvester Stallone.

What sets the watch apart is: it is phenomenally repulsive. It costs $86,000. And the Amazon review page is populated entirely by joke reviews.