Xintao: Stop following me. Only boys could join in our club.Yangyang: But I really want to join.Xintao: You really do? But if you do, you have to pass a rite before you join in us.Yangyang: I’d love to. What kind of rite is it?Xintao: To put it simple, you would be asked to be bullied by others. Our purpose is to see if you can push your limits and if you are suitable for our club though setbacks and difficulties. Yangyang: OK. I can do everything you boys can do. We’ll see.Xintao: That depends. You have to do what you are told to do.Yangyang: what I’m told to do?Xintao: Yes. For example, if we ask you to stand upside down, you do that. If we ask you to be wet in the rain, you do that. If you are asked to run naked, you have to do that.Yangyang: Run naked? Are you kidding me? It’s unreasonable!Xintao: Forget it. I know you’re so timid to join in us.Yangyang: No. I disdain to this kind of stupid club. I’m going to start my own club.

X: Hello. Is that aunt? This is Xintao.Y: And me, your most adorable Yangyang. I am talking to you from the extension in the kitchen.X: I heard that you are ill. We are calling to ask you how you feel now. You should lie down in the bed and get some rest. Then you will recover faster.Y: Come on, aunt. Don’t listen to him. You should get some exercise instead, which will accelerate the recovery. Lying in the bed all day long won’t be good to your health.X: I don’t want to mess up with you. Aunt, you should listen to me and have more rest. What’s more, you should avoid spicy and oily food, or you will get into trouble of dehydration.Y: Yeah, he is right for this time. You should take less food, instead of spicy food only.X: Don't talk nonsense if you know nothing about the recovery. Have you ever heard the old saying as "feed a cold, starve a fever"?Y: What does this have to do with aunt’s disease? She will be fine using several ice bags.X: What are you talking about? What she caught is a bad cold.Y: Ah? I thought she got a backache.

Xintao: Yangyang, you just look exactly like you father.Yangyang: Of course! I inherited the DNA of my father.Xintao: If you had inherited your mother’s DNA, you would be the most beautiful girl in our class.Yangyang: I also want to inherit her big eyes, fair skin and slender figure. What a pity…

Yangyang: Wow! The devil steps down!Xintao: What are you talking about?Yangyang: Have you heard that Lao Li, the devil, is not our supervisor anymore?Xintao: Really? I didn’t expect to see this day in my lifetime. How did he quit?Yangyang: It’s not the decision that he made. Supervisors in other departments said they cannot stand him anymore.Xintao: It seems that many directors attach importance to him.Yangyang: But he’s unpopular among colleagues. He deserves this.Xintao: Maybe he quitted for some personal reasons.Yangyang: Whatever. Anyway, we’re going to have a new supervisor.Xintao: What if the new one is worse than him?Yangyang: Please shut your big mouth!

Xintao: Finally I’ve got my salary. I’ve been waiting for my first-month salary and now I got it. I intend to have a substantial meal on the weekend. Hum!Yangyang: What’s up?Xintao: My salary is less than what I’ve expected.Yangyang: Look at your payroll and there are all items that are deducted. Apart from the individual income tax, three insurances and one fund, there isn’t much left.Xintao: You are right. But what are the three insurances and one fund extractly?Yangyang: Three insurances are endowment insurance，medical insurance，and unemployment insurance while the one fund is housing provident fund, which is a tax of social guarantee.Xintao: I see. There are some deducted items for some reasons I don’t know.Yangyang: Let me see. It turns out you were fined because you were late.Xintao: Oh, I forgot that. That’s all about traffic jam last week.Yangyang: Don’t try to find excuse.Xintao: It seems that I should change my weekend plan.Yangyang: I think so.