I'm not one of these Hey-Let's-Make-Fun-of-French-People kind of guys. I actually like the French, I don't care what anyone says. They invented Fellatio, after all.

Still, you have to admit, that really is beyond ridiculous. A dog on antidepressants? I mean, sure, my cat like to smoke the occasional joint or what have you... but depressed dogs, that's just messed up. That dog is surely too stupid to be depressed. It's brain is the size of my thumb. And it really doesn't look like it could maul its way out of a wet paper bag. Take the thing for a walk, I'm sure it'll cheer up and stop "mauling" people.