Wednesday, 21 February 2007

"AH DUNNO!" - 21st February

After a three-hour "mot" and overhaul by the burrow's large - very large! - computer wizard, the desktop is back in full service.

anticant had more good news from his latest hospital check-up, and doesn't have to return there for six weeks.

With Easter looming, anticant and ben have been consoling themselves with hot-cross buns. The beadle is hot and cross, after stoking the boiler and polishing up the handle on the big front door - so watch out, Zola!

Mr Zola, sir, without me this place would be a muckheap. Wear myself to the bone I do keeping it spick and span. Mr anticant is always saying "I don't know where we'd be without you, Flarge". He and Mr ben couldn't keep it shipshape, that's for sure. Far too busy with their heads in the clouds, or books - same thing. So please don't be mean to a poor hardworking beadle.

I will not.Of course three heads are better than one but what if a person had 4 heads?Who is to balance out the wicked beadle?

Do you suffer from the will nots?I do.They are those little bits of left overs that stick to the nether regions. Even with the best Izal wipes ( even with castor oil) those little tough bits "will not" go away as they say.

I suspect that our resident Beadle suffers from "will nots" just like all of us hairy mails.

About Me

anticant is the blogname of a lifelong free speech and civil rights campaigner. A lot of his life since WW2 has been taken up with battling against cruel and over-bossy laws, censorship, censoriousness, and Nanny Knows Best types. Now elderly and in poor health, anticant hopes his memories and thoughts will be of interest to those engaged in today's struggles for freedom, democracy, and a more hopeful tomorrow.
e-mail: anticant@hotmail.co.uk