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There's a new pub in town

So this guy has a bit of time to kill and pops in to see what it's like. Straight away it is obvious that they have a great place so he sits at the bar and ordered a drink, while the pint is being poured he takes a few nuts from the counter and the bowl says he is looking very good tonight, he is amazed at this and gets up to put a few songs on, when choosing a track the jukebox said he had shite taste in music and should sit down before he could embarrass himself. He gets his drink and says to the barman that the pub is fantastic, especially the nuts, the only thing that let's it down is the jukebox. Barman said it is like most places, the nuts are complimentary and the jukebox is out of order