Walter Gretzky had a sonHe grew up to be the great oneHe came from Brantford OntarioHe liked Gordie Howe you knowAmericans don't understandThe national sport of the north landThe world's fastest game they always dissin'But they don't know what they are missin'If they'd just watch Wayne Gretzky playThen they'd watch hockey everydayActually I like the HawksBut boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks

When I lived in EdmontonHe made us the City of ChampionsWith Jari and Semenko by his sideHe filled our frigid city with prideThen he moved out to L. A.To help bring hockey to the you. S. A.Everyone hated Peter and JanetFor trading the best player on the planetThey traded him and sure enoughHe took the Kings to the Stanley CupActually I like the HawksBut boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks

He came from Brantford OntarioHis rival's name is MarioActually I like the HawksBut boy oh boy Wayne Gretzky rocks