Seen here looking like your wiener's worst DO NOT WANT nightmare, a scientist holds a petri dish containing a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria that's antibiotic resistant. What the -- stop being so cavalier with that shit..." />

Seen here looking like your wiener's worst DO NOT WANT nightmare, a scientist holds a petri dish containing a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria that's antibiotic resistant. What the -- stop being so cavalier with that shit and put some f***ing gloves on!

A July 8, 2011, report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention urged doctors to be on the lookout for Neisseria gonorrhoeae, a bacterial strain that causes the disease and can grow and multiply, which is resistant to cephalosporin, a common treatment used for the disease that over the last decade has failed to, and to report the antibiotic-resistant cases quickly.

The strain is being classified as: Gonorrhea strain H041.

Wonderful, so now we've got super-STD's. And by we I mean you, because I'm as clean as a whistle that's never even been blown before. Yes, you can use that one on your friends but I better get credit for it. So yeah, super STD's -- like I wasn't already worried enough about the clap, now I've gotta worry about applause. God, please tell me there's not a standing ovation coming.