How To Be Politically Incorrect Elsewhere

In Spain, if you tell someone to “Suck the butter from my ass.” You’re being as offensive as possible. “I shit on your dead,” “I shit on God,” and “I shit in/on your whore mother,” are all up there too. Actually, pretty much anything to do with shit is an insult, and of course politically incorrect.

If your intention is to insult an Arab, be sure to say, “A thousand dicks in your religion,” while you duck then run. Equally rude are the words, “May you be struck by a dick” (Air il’e yoshmotak)
“My dick in your conscience” (Airy fe dameerak)
“My dick in your mother’s rib cage” (Eyreh be afass seder emmak)
“Surmayye a’raasac” (A shoe is on your head). <– bad, bad. The foot is considered filthy, so to put a shoe on someone's head… wow… rude.

The Irish have no shortage of PC insults, either.
"He's as thick as a bull's walt"
"Go n-ithe an cat thu, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat" (May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat).
"Gobshite" (shithead)
"Piss artist" (alcoholic)
"As Thick As Manure And Only Half As Useful."

The Bulgarian's curses read like Tourette's syndrome Mad Libs.
"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck" (Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba)
"Your mother sucks bears in the forest" (Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata)
"Fuck this tilted field" (Da eba taz kreeva neeva)
"You're as ugly as a salad" (Grozna si kato salata)
Some of them are so elaborate, it's not entirely clear which part to be offended by.
For instance, when someone tells you "Nosa ti e kato ruska putka" (Your nose is like a Russian pussy), should you be enraged at the comparison to a Russian or a vagina? And it's no different when being called "Pederas grozen gyrbaw prokazhen" (an unsightly hunchbacked leper queer).

In Iceland politically incorrect remarks include: "Grandfatherfucker" (Afatottari)
"Plunger" (Drullusukkor). That is, the plumbing tool, roughly equivalent to "fucktard."
"Girl who drives a truck" (Trukkalessa). A butch lesbian–that one sort of works in America too, no?
When they eventually run out of random items to call one another, they will revert to grittier tactics. A grand majority of them revolve around who or what their antagonist is prone to fucking.
"Corpsefucker" (naridill)
"Sheepfucker" (rollurioari)
"Unclefucker" (frandseroir)