Can you rise your Avtomat Kalashnikova for a 21 gun salute, and get your butts down to @KatetheGreat’s 10k target range?

Clean your AK, SIGs, or FN FNCs and make you way to one of the sweetest women to grace a 10k mansion. Can you shoot straight? Can you drink a lot of Earl Gray tea? Can you chow down on a lot of cake? If you can, get over here before the shooting starts.

@SavoirFaire Heck yeah! Let’s kick some zombie ass!@Blueroses Honey, you’ve been one of my greatest friends here since I joined. You were the first one to talk to me and treat me like I was at home! I lurve you to death!@augustlan Thanks dear! You mean so much to me! :)

YAY! The guitar playing, gun toting, genius with a wonderful sense of humour and a beautiful temperament is in the mansion. There will be no dog house for you, you will move straight to one of the luxury suites I am sure! Well done you super fast, lurve magnet :D And don’t be messing with the cat….

Gongrats girl!! You know I am one of your biggest fans, thank heavens to @Blueroses rifle jamming, shows it pays to keep your weapon clean, I got the honor of cutting the ribbon to your personal firing range and giving you the 1st box of ammo. It is a secret but I even have you a .50 cal rifle stashed at the back if the 8 car gerage. [wink wink]

Rifle jamming, ha ha, “I swear this never happens!” Credit to our new jelly-friend @Schroedes13 for giving our Kate the boost to help me but @Hypocrisy_Central, you won fair and square. If not me, it had to be you. Get you next time, Gadget.

@bob_ Thank you very much, dear. There will be plenty of sandwiches at this party for ya!@Plucky Woo! Thank you! Maybe we can jam together! :)@hawaii_jake Thank you very much! :) You’re my favorite Hawaiian. :P@FutureMemory Thanks, dear! You’re fabulous!@Schroedes13 Hello there, newbie! You’re awesome and I look forward to seeing you around!@flutherother Thank you very much. Case? Oh honey, there are a few. I wouldn’t do that to you!@Brian1946 Thank you! Just watch out. I’m in the mansion now and I have a temper!@cprevite Thank you very much, dear.@chyna Thank you dear. I like your style very much. And yes, the party is always on!@JilltheTooth I think I want to be called KateTheImpaler now. ;) Thank you very much, that just made me laugh!@rebbel Thank you very much. That was very confusing and I hope it meant something good! :P@stardust Well thank you, dear. It means a lot! I enjoy your answers as well.@Cruiser Thanks man! I’ll be here for the next 20!@dappled_leaves No need for that! This is a party, start drinking! :P But thank you!@shego Thanks, lovely! You’re amazing!@lucillelucillelucille Thanks! @rooeytoo Thank you very much! :)@bkcunningham Well thank you!@syz Thank ya…thank ya very much!@Adirondackwannabe Thank you! It really means a lot that you say that. I enjoy yours as well.@Facade Thanks, pretty lady!@filmfann Thank you very much. I enjoy your presence here on Fluther. You are quite the funny jelly! ;)@Aster Girrrrl, whatchu talkin’ about? You’re great too! @erichw1504 Thanks dear! You’re crazy, but I love your answers!@Your_Majesty Thank you very much!@AmWiser A 10,000 gun salute would be….lengthy. You can do it, but holy crap that’s a lot of walking ‘n shit. Hahaha, thank you very much, doll!@picante [Insert funny poetry here] Sorry I can’t post anything creative back, but I just woke up and I’m not so poetic, so thank you very much! That was awesome!@redfeather Yo. Bestfriend. I love you even more! And that present was hilarious! You’re quite the awesomeness and I can’t wait to see you!@Jude Thank you very much, pretty lady!@Seaofclouds Thank you very much.@Judi Hello there! Thank you very much.

And most of all, thank you to @Hypocrisy_Central for planning this. It was very sweet of you and I really loved what you had to say! You’re one of my favorite people on here and it means a lot that you’d do something like this. Also, thank you to @Blueroses for the thought she put into her party, but didn’t work out so well. You guys made my night!

Shit. That was a lot to write. I just woke up, so if it’s weird or anything, that’s your reason! Thank you all very much!

@Mariah Thank you very much, dear! You’re not late! I really love having you around here. You’re great!@rOs Thank you very much!@Tropical_Willie I suppose. Just as long as you don’t squirt me with it!@wilma Thank you, dear.@MilkyWay You jelly? Haha. You’ll be there soon! I lurve you to death!@Coloma Thanks, mama dear! It’s not a party until you’re here!@worriedguy Hahahaha, thank you!@Leanne1986 Haha, that happens to me all of the time. Thank you!

@incendiary_dan Hahahaha, that was great. Thank you. And yes. We get a shooting range with moving targets (ethical ones, of course :/) and we get a giant gun cabinet with separate compartments for your’s, Fiddle’s, and my guns. Also, unlimited ammo!

Congratulations!!! Just so you know, I’ve added something new to my bucket list: go to a shooting range with @KatetheGreat and learn how to use a gun. It’s right underneath my wish to meet David Bowie. :)

Wow! This is going to be one heck of a party. And because you’ve been recently dining on frozen microwaved meals, we’re going to put on a magnificent feast. In the long dining room, we will have 2 long tables set up. One with vegetarian items and one with meaty stuff, so you can have your choice. I will be making This Pasta and This Soup and This Side Dish and This Salad and This Appetizer and This Dessert. Not sure what @incendiary_dan will be making for the other table.

After dinner, we shall all gather in the the brand new theater that we had built just in time for your arrival. Instead of regular hard seats, all of the chairs are big old comfy recliners with wine holders on each side. But you shall not be sitting in the audience. We have invited Andrew Lloyd Webber to come on over to the mansion and he’s brought a brand new play, that was written especially for you to star in, to sing the lead. It’s called “Kate Get Your Machine Gun” and all of the music is guitar music. We’ve invited some of the best “pickers” in the world to accompany you. We’ve got Glenn Campbell, Earl Scruggs, Neil Young, Slash, Jimmy Page, David Crosby, Tommy Crook and John Jorgenson amongst others.

And for your amusement (and ours) we’ve set up a little Fluther theme park on the grounds. One of the rides is kind of like Disneyland’s Small World, but ours looks like This and instead of having little kids singing silly songs, we’ve got animatronic versions of “less popular” but awesome bands, like “The Mountain Goats” singing awesome songs.

And for a late night snack, before you retire to your room, which is decorated in a style reminiscent of Russian royalty’s diggs, we have prepared for you a giant bundt cake that specifically looks like a baboon’s ass, only it tastes like lemon : )

@Kardamom That sounds AMAZING! You really know how to plan a party! ;) You have honestly incorporated some of my favorite things in the world into one party! Hahahaha. “Kate, Get Your Machine Gun” sounds like a fantastic play and I’m honored to star in it! I’ve never been to an amusement park, though. So you’ll have to take me around and show me where the fun is! And The Mountain Goats will be there!?!?!? I think I might just die of happiness…

Daamnnnitttttttttttt I wanted to throw Kate’s party so badly, but I was up in the mountains last night recording music and I didn’t have internet access :-(((((

No matter… Kate is smart, freaking cute as hell, witty, and she makes an awesome addition to the collective, and I am also quite honored to call her my real-life friend as well. Congratulations, dollface. I’m gonna go pop off a shot or two in your honor, if ya catch my drift.

I can’t believe I am in on the party so late, but I just lurve you to pieces! I knew you would get to the 10K before me, because your hunger for life and knowledge and people is so great, I just know your shining brain is going to do something incredible and unique and outstanding one day! I am so glad to have you close to me in our little patch of the US, and I still hope to meet soon! Congratufreakinlations, lady!

Now I’ve already told you, but one thing I’ve noticed about you, is how awesome your questions are. You have so many, and every time I think you can’t come up with anymore, you surprise me again. They’re all so down to earth, and so extremely interesting. You sure know how to keep it real, and I love it. Fluther should give you some extra privileges, and let you ask more questions per day.
I can tell you’re extremely wise and capable too, and I’m jealous that you travel so much. Anyways, I really value your presence here, so don’t leave, or I’ll kill myself.

Nice work, cheers and all, and much happy fluthering for you in the future.

Glad you could join us! The drawing room is that-a-way, the lavatories over there, rooms upstairs, library behind you. The grounds may be freely strolled about. Dinner in the banquet hall every evening at 7. Enjoy your stay!

HEY! I’m late, but I hope that doesn’t mean you guys are all out of beer. Aw, who am I kidding? Canucks bring a full cooler along to all parties! So come on out and get some hair of the dawg!

I’m so, so happy to welcome you to the Mansion, @KatetheGreat! And I’m so, so happy to see that everyone else lurves you as much as I do. You’ve quickly made yourself a staple of this place, and you’ve quickly made it a more fun place to be. I lurve you tons, little sis!

Hey Kate! Congrats to you, too, for getting in the mansion. Sorry for the belated post, I saw you were in the mansion when I came back l a few days ago, but I’d been away from Fluther for a while (got sick of all the flame wars and had to take a prolonged break) and had to wait until I stumbled upon this thread…