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In my opinion this is the dumbest "fight" ever. Both parties come out throwing laughable punches. Hopefully you viewers can enjoy this as much as I have.

Oh and dont take my commentary serious, I am gonna make fun of both these guys.

It all started two days ago when longtime Juventuz.com member Dan, obviously disturbed and saddened by the simple fact that The Belgian has waffles and he does not, decided to point out how Germany should get more rep than RSA.

Dan said:

whichever way you cut the cake this doesnt seem right. I only saw this fellow about 4 days ago in the forum, and he is near the top of the rep scale. Am I missing something?

This realization left Dan asking for absolution. How could a South African be a PIMP? Even this announcer doesnt know.

Anyway, Dan's lack of waffles and his superior brain power (he is smarter than me) allowed him to concoct a plan which seemed all too brilliant.

Dan said:

If it is due to the beauty of the day thread, then it should be closed down. Rep is proving itself more shallow than a pavement puddle when people rep each other not for good quality posts, but for pictures of women so others can whack off to it. This encourages more idiotic posters and deters more posters from gaining rep with intelligent or witty posts, ala swag.

When Andy saw such an idea. He too was taken into a ferver to rival all fervers. Andy was said to be ferveriffic. And from his statement it is apparent that he does not like Enron, Jeeks, or Black people. We say bruvva a lot.

Andy said:

I tend to agree, Dan. I also cannot stand these "Rep a Bruvva" movements that also add to the nonsensical posts on this forum because everybody is always asking for rep and posting pictures of females and Maldinis all over the place. The good posts are sometimes overlooked, however Greg and I are good examples of how good posts can be rewarded. I don't make such worthless posts on trivial matter and most of my reps have been for topics on football. That's the way it should be. They should seriously disable the rep function in the hangout or close down those specific threads...I mean if you want to see pictures of Maldini just use google..

With his reppability, street cred, and national security threatened, Byron, Champion of RSA had to rise up in the name of Almighty Poonany. Though he may have come out with a low blow, it was apparent as he fed his Mag 10 a clip that a quick tempo was needed to swing things his way for the moment.

Byrone said:

This is coming from the guy that needs help with girls & seeks help in a forum

Dan once again being Ubersmart and having no waffles returned fire with his two Nines.

Dan said:

You moron, this was not a comment on you. It was a comment on the whole rep system.

And yes, whats wrong with getting advice from all areas? Ive asked mates, my sister, even my doctor who doubles as a psychologist for help. Now please, stop eating shit and puking it in my face please.

Realizing the ability of his opponent, Dan hid behind a car pretending to reload his Nines, secretly Dan used his cell to call in air support in the form of a daisy cutter by the name of MOD. Byrone seeing a weakness in his opponent crouched to attack.

well there u go! if ur try to prove ur smart.....erm,never mind.i have studied 18yrs of my life,i have 2 degrees & i head a company with 90% of the staff bein much older than me.if i wanted to prove how smart i am,i'd gladly do it at work,not with some 16yr old kid that wants to prove how smart he is by talkin smack about me & how good his posts are.

Well, you did do yourself real proof, considering how I never asked you to prove your intelligence. Not once. Not smartness either, as that is an entirely different kettle of fish altogether but I would of expected someone with 2 degrees to know that, so ill presume for the sake of intelligence's last dying cells that it was an error and somehow your might elapsed and you confused smartness with intelligence for the peroid you posted.

And in my own self defense, since you enjoy discriminating me about my age and my supposed stupidity that comes with it, it was nessercary to make a point.

Dan, remembering his phone call made only minutes earlier threw in one last stab as he heard the jet roar above in the sky.

Dan said:

Ok.

Don't talk to me anymore, its obvious I am far too intelligent for you anyway, and there is really no dispute about that no matter how much you yap on. You are just an insecure man whom has spent the last hour trying to bring a lad far younger than yourself down. Go to sleep proud!!

But Byrone wasnt going out like no punk bitch. He could notice the shadow from above kept getting bigger though he wasnt sure what it was. He only knew that Dan had run and dove through a nearby building. Sensing he had pulled victory from the throat of the Grim Reaper himself Byrone made a proclamation of proclamations.

The Evil Speculator

When Andy saw such an idea. He too was taken into a ferver to rival all fervers. Andy was said to be ferveriffic. And from his statement it is apparent that he does not like Enron, Jeeks, or Black people. We say bruvva a lot.