Gwyneth Paltrow, woman of the people, strikes again. A new post from GOOP takes readers on an adjective-stuffed tour of Gwyneth's apartment in the upscale Tribeca section of downtown New York. Among the things we learned about the dill and canned cheese-disdaining star's home? The design vibe is, according to interior designer Robin Standefer, all about "an ethereal palette." It's also bespoke as all get-out. Says Robin: "It's the classical marble Chesney's fireplace paired with a Venini light fixture, the hand-painted wallpaper in one room with the hand-embroidered wallpaper in the next …" Then there's "enormous" bed, which holds the entire family including cousins and pets, and is so big Gwyneth's sheets have to be custom-made. The foyer is designed to reflect "what you'd find in a proper English home," because once a high society Londoner, always a high scoiety Londoner, we imagine. Finally, the fun aspect of the mostly white and gray space, is the swing/bench that hangs in the living room. It's painted white and covered in pillows -- but GOOP would like you to know that under all of that is a base that was once an antique door that came from India. Because why use salvaged wood from the Big Apple when there's an antique dealer willing to take much more money for your caboose parking needs. Oh, Gwyneth.

Gwyneth Paltrow, woman of the people, strikes again. A new post from GOOP takes readers on an adjective-stuffed tour of Gwyneth's apartment in the upscale Tribeca section of downtown New York. Among the things we learned about the dill and canned cheese-disdaining star's home? The design vibe is, according to interior designer Robin Standefer, all about "an ethereal palette." It's also bespoke as all get-out. Says Robin: "It's the classical marble Chesney's fireplace paired with a Venini light fixture, the hand-painted wallpaper in one room with the hand-embroidered wallpaper in the next …" Then there's "enormous" bed, which holds the entire family including cousins and pets, and is so big Gwyneth's sheets have to be custom-made. The foyer is designed to reflect "what you'd find in a proper English home," because once a high society Londoner, always a high scoiety Londoner, we imagine. Finally, the fun aspect of the mostly white and gray space, is the swing/bench that hangs in the living room. It's painted white and covered in pillows -- but GOOP would like you to know that under all of that is a base that was once an antique door that came from India. Because why use salvaged wood from the Big Apple when there's an antique dealer willing to take much more money for your caboose parking needs. Oh, Gwyneth.