Slow down, give deer a chance

•No Name: “I live on M-25 north of Port Huron. Here it is early in the morning and people are driving here at 90 mph and we’ve got dead deer lining both sides of the road and dead raccoons everywhere. These commuters need to leave earlier, slow down and look out for the animals.”

•No Name: “What’s up with the guy on Busha Highway about about 2 o’clock in the morning jogging down the highway going the wrong way? Is he a Marysville resident who just feels entitled? Just trying to figure out what his deal is.”

My first guesses would be that he is exercising to improve his health and well-being or training for an up-coming race. Side-effects include a sharper brain and a better attitude.

•No Name: “This is to the person who was complaining about the dog at Barnes & Noble. My question is why did you let it jump on your table? I would have got that dog before it ever jumped on my table. So, your complaint is a bit invalid.”

Your logic is more than a bit invalid.

•Mary from Port Huron: “I’m calling to thank Jeff Koterba for his editorial cartoon on the Opinion page Nov. 9. It says it all, Jeff, thank you so very much. Lady Liberty, indeed.”

•No Name: “So I’m thinking of moving to Marine City and opening a business because the commission is very pro-business. I think that way I can get part of my taxes for free for 12 years. Along with purchasing a 2018, $375,000 condo and have its taxable value assessed at only $75,000. Great investment for me. Too bad the city still cries, ‘Broke.’”

•Malinda: “All this talk about fixing roads: The freeway, all the way from Taylor Road to Capac is just horrid — especially the right side. And every time they block it off, they’re fixing the left side. Doesn’t make any sense; you can’t drive on the left side.”

Bless you, Malinda. You might be the only driver not traveling in the left lane there.

•No Name: “I would like to give a shout-out to Lori, the lady who works at the laundry in the Village Green center in Marysville. She is very nice and really helpful.”

•No Name: “I was wondering who won the board of trustees for St. Clair County Community College.”