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WTF!?

We spend half our time spewing BS about Doctor Who in real life (and Second Life) anyway, so why not just record it and put it on a podcast for a laugh? Plus, this blog makes a great place to dump the art, videos, RPG and action figure news we're obsessed about.

There are others who might be more serious, more obsessed, more canonical, but what can we bring to the DW podcast milieu? - we asked ourselves. Chaos, bad language, tequila, and direct piss-taking seemed more our bag, and goodness knows the world needs more of that.

And so with that, WARNING: serious disrespect, explicit language, and Doctor Who fanaticism enclosed.

Boo-yaa.

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Sunday, August 14, 2016

Pour y'self a stiff one, it's podcast time again. This trip out, guided by the Timelords, we have a moan and a froth about the Pertwee classic that is 'Curse of Peladon' [1972]. A golden age, before farting aliens and manic Masters.

Terry did the homework three times then forgot it all. Sputters doesn't know what day it is. Sen went nuts on the rating and Fuschia is, well, Fuschia. It's under half and hour so bearable.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Yup, we finally threw one of these babies together. We're still alive. Recorded before Christmas last year we take a shufty at the Patrick Troughton 'missing' episode 'Enemy of the World' [1967] and have a quick rant, with the help of The Prof, at last season.

Yeah, it's been a while. Genuine apologies for that but look at this like a collectors item.

Friday, July 3, 2015

It's been a bloody long time since the last one, we know. This one went in the can months ago, back in October 2014, and we've just got around to sorting the edit. Life gets pretty busy, what can we say?

The usual crew, accompanied by St. Xtofer, nit-pick our way over 'The Caretaker' [2014] and the series up until then, without the benefit of having seen the later episodes.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Yeah, it's been a while, we know. This was recorded AGES ago and Terry and Sputters have finally cobbled an edit together (thanks guys, top work).

This time, however, is a bit special; Our good friend St. Xtofer (of Facebook fame) joins the usual alcoholic ramblings to add his erudite yet mystical and ancient opinion into the mix as we take a shufty at 'Time Heist' [2014].

It's fair to say we may deviate a touch from the brief in this one, but sod it.

Saint Xtofer has been doing his usual valiant work on our Facebook Page, so it's good to let him out of his cave to play. Don't forget we're also over on Twitter and on Google Plus (can the last one out please turn off the lights?).

Sunday, February 8, 2015

We recorded this way back when it first came out but lives have got in the way of editing of late so you'll have to bear with us. On reflection, some of our ideas about future episodes may have been a bit wayward, but sod it.

Labelled as "possibly Moffat's most terrifying episode to date", we take a shufty at the unfortunate tent shape in the bed, toy soldiers and all things Gallifeyan.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

We've a shed loads of these waiting to edit now, but this trip around we mumble our way through 'Robot of Sherwood' [2014] (yes, that one) c/o the reluctant editing skills of Lightfoot and Sputters.

A lot of fluff and meandering in this one. Such is life. Prepare y'self for some strong opposed opinions and fair chunk of bitching about bugger all. Basically, right 'on brand' for us. Beware the annoying sound of Sputters rocks.

Big thanks also to Saint Xtofer (who'll be joining us for one of these soon - it's sat waiting for us to edit - sorry bud, nearly there) for his sterling work over on BookFace. and to Terry for her work over at Goober Plus. If you actually do care how the rating system works, good luck with that. Don't forget the drinking game and, if you're so inclined, we're also venting our spleen on Twatter.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

This time around we shoot the breeze on 'Into the Dalek [2014] and chat about the usual bickering fluff. It won't win any awards, but it's mercifully short.

Say hello tot he top layer. The radiation quandary. Clara the harsh b'atch. 80's X-men cosplay blargh. Ripping kids. A Field in England (only 10% bollocks). The perils of standing while editing (which I'm doing right now while i'm writing this). The soldier quandary. A Big Finish with Dirty WHOers - heart and soul but no beard. Kinda shit for Terrence. Why are people sarcastic? Crunching gear-changes? Verbalization. Don't suppress, delete! A lack of Dalek goodness. Hartnell and Baker? Dark quotes - not human. A homage to Invisible Enemy, or Carnival of Monsters, or Fantastic Voyage, or whatever. Like pheasants. Nobody reads this shit so I can write whatever I like here - S. Capaldi rocks. Actually they do, and could you make this description any fucking longer? - T. Lying off and coming back. Would you let an 8 year find out that heroes have a dark side? You're NO Babs and Sir Ian. Poo'd out by a Dalek. A lot of Times Champion. Actually T, yeah, I probably could, is that a challenge? - S. Did we get our moral education from Who? More of the same. Why am I here? No one pays us for this shit y'know - S.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

They're coming thick and fast, these podcasts. New season, an' all. This time around we cast a critical eye over 'Deep Breath' as we bitch and moan and slur our words through episode 808.

Where the hell is Victorian Torchwood? Underused hat pins. Clock work numpties resolved too quick? Buying into a 3D Clara, or is she already ruined. Talking to anything. Plotflangium, like Dalekanium. Lucky regeneration episodes. Is the Doctor there yet? Strax, a waste of precious oxygen that is so defective he should be put down. Like the twittering of a bird. The actual size of a T-Rex (crack a book) - back to Pertwee and not 'Walking With'. Sloppy? Reassuring the fan girls. Things you excuse first time around. Hitting us over the head with lesbians? - more people upset about cake. She was ready to like it. Only a years contract. Being around teenagers. Picking faces, not noses. Mat Smith says it's ok to like Capaldi. Forgetting every incarnation she's already met. Was it two episodes? Not the Rani: No matter what she is she will be awful and disappointing, but at least not obtrusive. Cheesy lizards. Making horse shit believable. Not much mopping up.

Bless The Prof, as ever, for sterling work and his blatant audacity.

A hearty salute to Saint Xtofer (our wondering wise hermit) for helping keep folks entrained over on Facebook. We're all over Twitter and Google Plus. Don't forget (like Terry does) if you need to know our rating system it's here on our blog.