Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game Ritchie. We know it's important but we've just beaten Argentina and South Africa in consecutive weeks and let's be honest it's only Australia. They're c*ap and we simply can't be bothered".

Ritchie looks at them and says "Oh well, the way I've been playing recently, I reckon I can beat these Aussies by myself,

you guys go down the pub."

So Ritchie goes out to play the Wallabys by himself while the rest of the All Black Team goes off for a few jars. After a few

beers they wonder how the game is going, so they get the barman to put the telly on.