Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Dont you feel sorry for that poor woman. She must be sitting at home thinking why has every one done this. Why single me out. I for one was not able to see Dave and Ridley on there first stop. Well now I wonder. I am big and short and love tweety bird and I am sure there is something they could have come up with for me. Who knows but maybe I would have been the one on the cutouts. Not to be a Debby downer but that poor woman must be upset.

what a cute baby! the guy in the orange tee shirt looks like he could use some rest. or maybe he IS cross-eyed.
i'm just curious.... where has ted hapte-mullet been in all this controversy about shrinking leeties and what not, eh???? havent heard much from ted lately..... could he be hiding?

Leetie - I think Dave had his itinerary in that envelope - he certainly had a deathgrip on it for most of the afternoon.
We sat in the back and left right after the reading - Dave and Ridley had actually signed my book BEFORE the reading!

kimberly~ The woman in the picture is long-time blogette Leetie; the same one posting on this thread. I don't think she objects.

queensbee~ I last heard from Ted in February after he got a little gag gift I sent him; a tiny version of those diamond shaped suction cup signs you see in car windows. It said, "Got Mullet?" I saw it at work and couldn't resist. Anyway, he was talking about a Remainders thing that was going to take place in LA in April. I don't know what he does the rest of the time.

Leetie is a very attractive person, yet Dave must be having Leetie nightmares by now, a la the twilight zone: He's walking through an empty bookstore when suddenly Leetieheads on sticks start popping out all over.

If Leetie ever actually showed up in person, he'd probably crap his pants.