From what I gather these things usually go down with someone who obviously has no idea how to find a hitman goes to someone they view as low in society, like an unemployed blue collar guy in a bar on a weekday, to put them in touch with someone of low morals or high desperation to do it. That guy immediately calls the cops who then go undercover to catch the person requesting the hit.

My mother-in-law created a fake Facebook account posing as her sister then messaged my husband and told him that she (fake sister account) had seen me galavanting with another man and her sister (actual mother in law) was considering suicide because of the shame I'd brought to her son.

louiedog:Resident Muslim: Why do I get the feeling the old lady googled "hitman"?

So much bitterness.

From what I gather these things usually go down with someone who obviously has no idea how to find a hitman goes to someone they view as low in society, like an unemployed blue collar guy in a bar on a weekday, to put them in touch with someone of low morals or high desperation to do it. That guy immediately calls the cops who then go undercover to catch the person requesting the hit.

Anne.Uumellmahaye:My mother-in-law created a fake Facebook account posing as her sister then messaged my husband and told him that she (fake sister account) had seen me galavanting with another man and her sister (actual mother in law) was considering suicide because of the shame I'd brought to her son.

This is the bitter lady equivalent of the creepy old guy trying to find underage girls on the internet.

I'm starting to think everyone over 60 has no idea how the internet works. And by works I mean things like 'the hitman is always an undecover cop' and 'that 13 yo hottie you're chatting with is always a cop'.

I should start doing classes at the senior center./Would be worth it to meet some hot GILFs

Anne.Uumellmahaye:My mother-in-law created a fake Facebook account posing as her sister then messaged my husband and told him that she (fake sister account) had seen me galavanting with another man and her sister (actual mother in law) was considering suicide because of the shame I'd brought to her son.

/WAT

I don't know if I'm repulsed by your mother-in-law or in love with her.

Crewmannumber6:Anne.Uumellmahaye: My mother-in-law created a fake Facebook account posing as her sister then messaged my husband and told him that she (fake sister account) had seen me galavanting with another man and her sister (actual mother in law) was considering suicide because of the shame I'd brought to her son.

/WAT

I don't know if I'm repulsed by your mother-in-law or in love with her.

Right? We could totally be bffs if I wasn't her arch nemesis in her schizophrenia-fueled nightmare of a life.

illannoyin:This is the bitter lady equivalent of the creepy old guy trying to find underage girls on the internet.

I'm starting to think everyone over 60 has no idea how the internet works. And by works I mean things like 'the hitman is always an undecover cop' and 'that 13 yo hottie you're chatting with is always a cop'.

I should start doing classes at the senior center./Would be worth it to meet some hot GILFs

you ever notice that X is always a cop. how many farking cops are there?

Why don't people realize this yet? There are no free-lance "hit men" out there willing to contract with strangers for murder just as there are no 13-year-old girls just dying to have sex with 50-year-old men. They don't exist! No matter how great your "need" is for either one (or both!), give it up because otherwise you *will* be arrested.

Why don't people realize this yet? There are no free-lance "hit men" out there willing to contract with strangers for murder just as there are no 13-year-old girls just dying to have sex with 50-year-old men. They don't exist! No matter how great your "need" is for either one (or both!), give it up because otherwise you *will* be arrested.