"Several neighbors heard the noise and came outside and confronted Eggertsen. One of those neighbors was Kent Hendrix, who is a bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and a black belt in karate."

Plus, if he's ever chased by a gang of evil immortals he can just hide in the nearest Mormon temple. Except if its Mario Van Peebles. But then again, I doubt Kane is up to speed on his Temple Recommend.