Frank Bruni, Sulky Boyfriend

“Tom had a burger, which he did not give me a bite of, which I think is really mean. I did not ask for one, but by the time I thought it’d be nice to have one it was completely gone. He eats very quickly, which is a very inconsiderate characteristic for a boyfriend to have. “

—Frank Bruni, chronicling a week of food-related joys and woes for Grub Street.