Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before?Pinto: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do. I sort of did once, but i was...Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too.Pinto: Oh, yeah? What about?Clorette De Pasto: I'm only 13.

And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.