Prior to the press conference, Broughton wrote a rambling letter denying the butt chugging allegations. In the letter, obtained by WBIR, the 20-year-old college student says “I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner. To do so would be against God's law.” He also parallels his story to "The Wizard of Oz.""[/I]

I LIVE FOR STORIES LIKE THIS!!! ALSO IN WHAT OF THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES DOROTHY GIVE HERSELF A WINE ENEMA. I MUST HAVE MISSED THAT PART OF THE STORY GROWING UP.

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