So, anybody watch those World MMA Awards last night? Jesus Christ, you’ll find better jokes at a CSAC board meeting. For an idea of how ugly things got, check out the above clip of "comedian" Bobby Lee and former UFC Octagon Girl Amber Nichole Miller presenting the Ring Girl of the Year award (to Arianny Celeste, naturally), which somehow required Lee to strip down and humiliate himself. Even Tiki Ghosn is disgusted. But at least Arianny saved the day with her dynamic personality. After the jump, Steve-O gets a guest-pass out of rehab to proposition Brittney Palmer for sex.

@Charming Charlie: it's breakthrough fighter of the year, not breakdown

Momoplata- December 2, 2010 at 7:06 pm

I was waiting for a cringeworthy moment, but nothing happened...anticlimactic, just like a Jake Shields fight.

Also, give Sonnen the baby dick of the year award.

Hang in there little guy the suspension is only 6 months, but the baby dick is Forever.

hate, hate, hate

Viva Hate- December 2, 2010 at 4:22 pm

When is the CagePotato award show? And why no rumor mill this week?

Charming Charlie- December 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Vera touched his right orbital tenderly as Jon Jones won. He knows the award is about up-and-comming fighters, but calling him a Breakthrough Fighter is just insensitive.

You could say it hits too close to home.

Charming Charlie- December 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm

And the nominees for Breakthrough Fighter of the year:
Charles Olivera...
Evan Dunham...
George Sotiroupopulous...
Jon Hathaway...
Jon Jones...

Kept expecting Karo Parisyan, but he didn't get nominated.

Elentius- December 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Nevermind I saw they were on at 1030. Glad I didn't lose any sleep over that or miss the end of TUF.

Elentius- December 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm

That was both funny and gross and the same time. Weird how that works but nice comment Jugger. When were these stupid ass awards on? I was watching TUF.

Clyde- December 2, 2010 at 2:38 pm

It is sort of pointless really. The show is to promote awareness of the sport, but only people who follow the sport already would bother to watch an awards show about it. And wheather you follow MMA or not, you'd be hard pushed to sit through that shit.

And Tiki banging Arianny at least gives me some hope. Although it also kind of pisses me off too. 60:40

RwilsonR- December 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm

At least Fowlkes wasn't nominated for anything.

GILL-uh-TEEN- December 2, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Awards shows always suck, but this one was worse than usual. MMA should be proud to not have these lame awards shows. Just announce the awards at events and have parties to celebrate.

If Fighters Only was going for that creepy, dark Porn-Awards-Show feel that has just a slight lingering whiff of scrotal-paste aroma... They nailed it.

BONGTAR- December 2, 2010 at 1:45 pm

it was the cheesiest thing ever. Grey Maynard should go rinse his mouth with buckshot after that fuckin shake weight spoof. Slap wow? wow.

Stak40- December 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm

Wood

I kind of tend to agree...your opinion and these awards are worthless. However so is mine...so ill join in with some useless opinions. Although Jones' comp is less than some of the others, no one has ran through their opponents in such dramatic fashion. Jones is also the only one who in a way "broke through" someone face. I say give it to him.

Morningwood- December 2, 2010 at 1:30 pm

at the risk of being hated. I don't agree that Jones should have won break through fighter of the year. He didn't fight anyone this year. Vera, please he's a goof. Vlad who?

Sloppyropolis should have won. He's faced tougher competition then Jones in my opinion. If Jones beats Bader then he should win an award like this.

I like Jones. I just don't agree. Of course, who really cares, it's a worthless award.

Waxedpants- December 2, 2010 at 1:24 pm

The jokes were sooo freakin bad that Ron Jeremy apologized after he read one .......... he was not kidding either. If The Hedgehog is embarrassed by something you know it is atrocious beyond description. In fact the best way to describe it would be to say
" This would embarrass Ron Jeremy".

Crap Factory- December 2, 2010 at 1:11 pm

No nomination for Logan?!

Viva Hate- December 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm

So did you guys win?

ArmFarmer- December 2, 2010 at 12:52 pm

Nicey, don't you think you just answered your own question?

Retardness is entertaining, even more so when it's unintentional.

nicey- December 2, 2010 at 12:48 pm

@Gogoplatypus: In what way is not having Diego Sanchez attend a bad thing?? The guy is a complete tool. The only thing he's got going for him is he's hilariously ruh-tarded looking while doing his YES! cartwheels/ring entrances.

ArmFarmer- December 2, 2010 at 12:45 pm

So who won all the shitty, meaningless awards? Besides Arianny and Jones, those were a given.

airikr- December 2, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Jon Jones seems to like guys. Kind of gives a new meaning to his nickname.

FaH Q NL15- December 2, 2010 at 12:38 pm

LOL, Natalie's montage was two face pictures long

Gogoplatypus- December 2, 2010 at 12:33 pm

This looks like it had to have been the worst awards show ever. 1) They had Tiki in the audience 2) Diego Sanchez was nowhere to be seen 3) It was about as funny as a rerun of Mad TV (and that's only thanks to Bobby Lee). Maybe it's better CagePotato wasn't nominated...