Quotations from Inkheart

Inkheart is a family-fantasy adventure film that follows the life of Mortimer Folchart and his daughter. Strangely enough, when a book is read, it comes true. Of course, Mortimer doesn't realize it at first and creates a few characters in the real life from the story, including a few bad guys. Directed by Iain Softley. Starring Brendan Fraser, Eliza Bennett, Paul Bettany, and Helen Mirren. Based on the novel of the same name.

Inkheart is a great fantasy film that's good for the entire family. Read some quotes from this great adventure below.

Toto you're going to get me in trouble!
Unicorn, flying monkeys. What is this place?
Before you say anything let me tell you I'm here to save your necks.
After putting them on the chopping blocks in the first place.
Listen. You want your wife back as much as I want to go home to my family. If you think there is another copy of Inkheart out there, fine. Let's find it together.
Mo 'Silvertongue' Folchart: And how do you intend we escape?
Page 14. The mighty storm.
Elinor Loredan: But I just adore everything Persian.
Meggie Folchart: You've been to Persia, then?
Elinor Loredan: Yes, a hundred times. Along with St. Petersburg, Paris, Middle-Earth, distant planets and Shangri-la. And I never had to leave this room. Books are adventure. They contain murder and mayhem and passion. They love anyone who opens them.
Capricorn: What's that sticky stuff called?
Basta: Duct tape.
Capricorn: Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.
Meggie Folchart: Having writer's block? Maybe I can help.
Fenoglio: Oh yes, that's right. You want to be a writer, don't you?
Meggie Folchart: You say that as if it's a bad thing.
Fenoglio: Oh no, it's just a lonely thing. Sometimes the world you create on the page seems more friendly and alive than the world you actually live in.
Elinor Loredan: You barbaric piece of pulp fiction!
Fenoglio: [to Dustfinger] You don't have to be selfish just because that's how I wrote you! You're more than that, you said so yourself.
Farid: I don't want to go back into my stinking book.
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