"Hey Hun, we are going to need to clean out the closet in the garage. I got a lot of stuff I can slide into my tow hitch."

Hun, "ok, what did you get?"

"We'll I got a tv/ grill combo, a duel hammock type thingy, a c4 directional charge, a motorcycle holder, a set of Blue Balls and best yet, a bumper dumper. You will never have to do number two in the bushes again."