I can give you a tour around the city and in the most important archaeological sites and museums.
1) Acropolis
2) The New Acropolis Museum
3) The ancient Agora and Museum of the Stoa of Attalos
4) Plaka and Monastiraki
5) Acropolis and the New Acropolis Museum
6) Acropolis, the Ancient Agora and Museum of the Stoa of Attalos
7) Acropolis, Plaka and Monastiraki
8) Athens walking tour
9) Your hotel room

Inclusions
Unlicensed Tourist Guide

Exclusions
Entrance fees

Guestbook of GABRIEL-LOVE

NobyStar – Apr 10, 2018 My fantasy now has material productivity!

Anonymous – Apr 8, 2018 tell you that he has an impediment and gets stuck promising to see you for free next time but does not care about your mouth on the phone

I’m Harry. I’m 20 years of age and I’m a truck driver , I’m from Mexico. But grew up in Houston and I work there too. I’m trying to build a home where about 10-15 young guys can live together , I’m trying to organise a nudist home. Where they will be fuck , fist , rape and cum will be flying in the house. I have two young guys who you see in the photos already ready to start the nudist male family. That’s the reason I’m here. Good luck to everyone else.

Guestbook of AttentionSeeker

SkinnyChineseSlut – March 17, 2018 Can I live in your home? Brought up in singapore and malaysia, now in uk. Been fucked in many many situations. I’m skinny, told nice small butt but have small penis and testicles that I’ve often been ridiculed about, used to want them removed but realised in reality that’s not possible. I know, I’m weird. Best thing about me is I give guys who fuck me so many things to think about.

I am looking for a serious relationship. Sex and money will be a good start.

Guestbook of TechnoTechnoTechno

TechnoTechnoTechno (Owner) – Apr 8, 2018 ??

Anonymous – Apr 1, 2018 Seen him around in clubs and bars for about a year, have been obsessed with him, even stalked him a few nights. Very mindfucked to find he has a profile here, always thought he seemed classy and impossible, it did my head in. Propositioned him, he agreed, got him drunk at my place, made a move, he got uptight, tried to brush me off. Wrestled him to the floor, tied him up and gagged him, drove him to a place. Got what I’d paid for, it was a real rape, forced myself in his hole, was not gentle. Dumped him on the side of a road afterwards. Doubt he’s still escorting.

santaslittlehelper – March 29, 2018 This boy is a very bad escort and should stop. Made sure I knew he hated every minute. Rejected many even most normal vanilla sex acts. Went out of his way to let me know his brief erection was a struggle. Had the gall to ask me to recommend him to friends who might be richer and more attractive.

In a nutshell I am the product of a failed marriage far too young, failed relationships, failed escorting experiences, three attempted suicides and am unable to keep a job, my family are growing tired of me, my friends have distanced themselves from me and on top of that for someone that doesn’t like sex with men at all, having gay sex on a daily basis is all the only thing that fills my thoughts.

I’m just a little high school boy. I’m an introvert person, I don’t have much friends. Always alone, I just need someone who wants a shy person to talk to. Since I’m accidentally attractive I’m also looking for a professional man with a few zeros to talk to in return for putting out. Hit me up and we can arrange something. I’m 17 until May so if that bothers you then don’t hit me up until May.

No scum who’ll leave me alone 10,000 miles away from home!!

Guestbook of skywind

skywind (Owner) – Apr 7, 2018 after 3 weeks here I hate doing this, I hate my life, I just moved to Tampa and I have no friends but two here. I feel alone and lost. This world is so fucking cruel, I lost my mom in march this year, I woke up to her dead in her bed by myself. I have nothing left to live for but certain people who would probably be better off without me… I’ve been bullied ALL my life, my dad use to beat me, my brothers hate me and my sisters never talk to me… I’m just tired of everyone leaving me and kicking me deeper into a hole that I am already so far down I can’t see the light at all anymore.

Man37 – Apr 4, 2018 Names Ben, I’m 37 and I’m Totally Straight.. But, I paid $150 to Slurp on his dick and fuck the shit out of him.

skywind (Owner) – March 17, 2018 after 5 minutes here

– No, I do not want to see 15 pics of your penis – No, I do not ever wear normal underwear – no, I do not want to be a dog for real – no, I’m not a fake ?! – no, I’m not 18, I’m not kidding, just imagine !?

My name is Douglas , I am 21 years old , Latino , tattoo , muscle , short hair , some body hair but always shaved , bottom , 5.9feet , 138lbs , cut (8inches) and I was born from Mixed Family Peruvian and American but I am USA citizen .

I am here seeking a Sugar Daddy /Husband with XL cock, all that’s important is to have a financial supporter in any form it may come , Age is a number in any relationship and I am ready to devote my heart to make the relationship the florished one , either by being as kept boy , or as Son or as a spouse so long as my supporter has a XL cock .

I’ve had 2 Sugar Daddies in my life and It started when I was in High School at the age of 14 years old when I went to night club with a friend , this brought up opportunity to met with my first Sugar Daddy in my life time and he accepted me then as kept boy , my functions to him there was to have sex with me , I clean his house when he requested and he give me money to sustained during my high school period .

I had my other Sugar Daddy till late last year which is year 2017 before he passed away . My ex Sugar Daddy died at 78 years after being with him as his kept boy for good 3 years . I lived under his roof , he was a good Sugar Daddy and had XL and he knew what it takes then to have kept boy and he know how to make provision for me . He was a good Sugar Daddy and I loved him and I am ready to love more with my new Sugar Daddy .

Hey, im Mitch, adventurous boy looking for some more adventure. Love to be outdoors and typically where you will find me. Hiker, camper, rock climber, kayaker here. Love going to local breweries and sharing stories. Adventurous sexually as well. New to it, but love being fisted. It’s insane and i want more. So discount if you want to put your hand inside a hole. Longer term im looking for a guy interested in keeping me as a farm animal for meat. A source of food destined for the butcher block. To eventually eat. Starting with the feet.

Of course these are not all the things about me but a few to make you at least an impression and so at least I can see that you made the effort and not write in the first message you like one of the points in my “I do not like” list.

Peace.

Guestbook of The _Buffet

Anonymous – March 30, 2018 I do not believe for a moment that there are only these complacent comments on his profile which is certainly a fake profile as are many of the escorts here. These fake escorts are friends, in daytime they compete to make the biggest scam then in the evening they find themselves in “night clubs” wasting their euros getting drunk and telling each other fun stories of how cleverly they ripped us off .. beware of creative beauties .. I invite you who are scammed to publish your vicious comments about this escort pumping our money. He has the audacity to erase them quickly so publish and republish and republish them.

Cortigiano – March 22, 2018 He is a Brazilian student, so I can say that he used Brazilian heat very well with me. I really like Emos, he has a fertile mind for that. Our time together was as rich, ardent and pleasant as Henry III of Fracia did with his kind.

OtherLife – March 11, 2018 No one has ever thought that getting a body-satisfying service with ethical plus passion can be possible. It is.

A simple life is good with me. I don’t need a whole lot. For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach and I’m happy. The simple life on the farm was everything to me. Nothing was more relaxing after a long plane flight than to reach the

Guestbook of Bad_Vibes

Bad_Vibes (Owner) – Apr 10, 2018 Teaching myself how to play the guitar, watch Harry Potter and Game of Thrones, dance to Fleetwood Mac and Kings of Leon, sing Of Monsters and Men and Jake Bugg until my throat hurts, you know, stuff like

TotallyOwnedByYou – March 31, 2018 i beg to serve you. i long to be Your servant. i have a true servant’s heart. it is my heart’s deepest desire to be serve You. Please accept me as Your servant for real. i will always serve You without question. i will live to please You and Serve You. Please accept me as your servant. my name is marty. i long to be Your servant. i am 63. i am single, never married. i have no kids. i live alone. i am 6 feet tall, slender, brown hair, green eyes. my ass is virgin to cock. my mouth is virgin to cock. It is my heart’s deepest desire to serve by You. One of your Holy orgasms is worth more than my whole life. The system logs me off when i try to send you my pics. May i send you my pics?

I reserve my right to speak dull phrases like: oh that’s nice, good to know, or not answering at all. If you are seriously uninterested in a person, then you let him know more easily by having a conversation so boring. Just get to know my body, leave the rest of me alone, and then you can form a small, incomplete judgment about me.

I have no clue why this site offers Trans as a sexual orientation. Society might call my gender “MTF” but I don’t want to be identified as MTF because I don’t want to be put in a box like a lot of people don’t want to be. I am a male female-like male/female if you must know, but I would prefer to have no gender at all, honestly.

Despite physical appearance, and gender and sex, I hope to be given a chance to satisfy you if open-minded and not worried about what someone’s biological sex is (what doctors decided us to be at birth). Yes, I have an awkward disposition, but I have grown to know that there are certain men who really like awkwardness, whoo-boy, do they!

If you are still interested, send facepics (at least 5), and I do not mean fuzzy and pixelated images or screenshots. I don’t care if you have as an alternative FB or Insta, KIK, Skype or Facetime. Those other portals are no substitute for facepics (at least 5!), and no cat photos, no webcam photos from 2001 with thumbnail pixel rasters, and no reddish Kodak photos from your Maldives vacation in 1995.

I use this platform in the traditional sense and for a pay date, a normal pay date, not a date! If you have a partner and write me for a threesome then do not expect an answer from me. Personally, I’m not a fan of open relationships and I do not want to be part of it. Look it up!

Guestbook of StrawberryCumCake

bazile – Apr 6, 2018 He/she/it/whatever doesn’t state this in “their” ( haha ) profile or in person unless you’re a mindreader or want it bad enough like I did but “they” really gets off on being bullied and abused for being such a girly freak. I started verbally, “they” turned bitchy at first correcting my pronouns, telling me to leave but soon enough “they” were in tears, taking it like a champ and showing me the erection in “their” shorty shorts. When it got physical, “they” went floppy as a rag doll and couldn’t get enough. Stripped, slapped around, choked, thrown around the room, skull fucked, punched, eaten out, hate raped, 3/4 fisted, all the time masturbating like a monkey, “they” shot three loads along the way.. nothing seemed like it would have been too intense for “them”. I was so turned on even after I got off that I half-jokingly asked “them” to marry me, and “they” said yes. It sounds crazy but three days later now and I’m still thinking about it, and I might just do it. I am 42 yo, 6′ tall, 265, bald and bearded and working on becoming a musclebear.

Position Bottom only Kissing No Oral Passive FF No S&M Soft SM only Dirty No entry Safer sex Never Rate per hour 170 € Overnight On request

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pinkfox, 18Stockholm

I’m a young gay man from Stockholm who’s recently come out of a long relationship with a boyfriend I was monogamous with since we were 11 years old. Now I’m looking for new sexual experiences and to enjoy what I’ve been missing for so long. I want all my previous ways of life to be extremely altered to adapt to this new way of existing.

Guestbook of pinkfox

long4twinks – Apr 9, 2018 IM HOTEL NOW big cock in his tight ass

aPrincess – March 26, 2018 If he’s a bottom he wants tall handsome guys that worship him haha but if he tops he wants bubble butt twinks haha

Today he’s travelling between Rhyl and Porthmadog . Location always on on his phone. If you see him near you and what to rent him for your pleasure send him a message. He’s been ordered to answer all messages and respond to your needs.

I’m (his pimp) looking for farmers , builder civil guys or utilities lads to use the delivery boys mouth and hole. Nice and hard and deep. Remember lads Nice and hard and deep.

He ll travel to the location of your choice. I’m looking for a delivery boy that will be dripping with pre cum after your use. He ll be much more manageable when I take my turn tonight.

IM NOT ALLOWED BACK TO HOME UNTIL IM USED JUST FINISHED WORK. 6Pm.

Guestbook of Deliveryboy

satansdog – Apr 9, 2018 im Chinese if that says anything. its been a sexual interest to worship Satan as i masturbate for a long time, i want to try and fuck this boy as guidance to being closer to Satan. i worship daily by masturbating and eating my cum in honor of Him. Hail Satan

I Am Told I Am The Cutest Toilet In The Euro Zone and I Offer Full Toilet Service For A Reasonable Price

Recommendation for Feeders:

>> NO GOES / AVOID TO EAT :
– no Fish / Sushi
– too much fiber. .. especially Fullcornbread
– no Soda or lemonade with artifical Sweetner. . Makes shit sweet and watery
– not to much Café. .. these 2 days ( a Bit is ok)
– to much fruits and vegetables

Drink black tea for 2 days !! Makes shit good too…
(So instead of Café you can drink as much black tea as u like.. )
One tablet Imodium® the Day before the scat date !!!
Black dark chocolate AT least 70..80% !! Makes shit also dry and good
1-2 bananas > But Not to much ….
Do Sports the day before ..

Position No entry Kissing No entry Oral No entry FF No entry S&M Soft SM only Dirty Yes Safer sex No entry Rate per hour 150 € Overnight No entry

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Rechargeable, 20Jersey City

Recently positive, looking to earn a living by being infected with more strains, preferably med-resistant strains.

Guestbook of Rechargeable

Rechargeable (Owner) – Apr 4, 2018 triggerdiscipline, forgive my lack of decisiveness, I want as much freedom to consider as possible and will send an answer in a message. I’m currently curious about your offer if my current situation does not prove fulfilling to me. I might be convinced to just drop my life if the argument is strong enough but you will need to keep infecting me with med-resistant bugs.

triggerdiscipline – Apr 4, 2018 New Jersey sucks if you’re into the 2nd Amendment. Would like to bring you elsewhere if you’re into hunting and shooting. If you like men with guns, I can show you a good time, if you want one.

pozz++++ – March 16, 2018 They call me poz+++, If I breed you, You’re pozzed everytime, I’m like Old Faithful, I bred this one good, Four loads, Hot boy, Blah blah blah, I’ve written a million of these reviews and nobody believes them anyways.

verysimpleinstructions – March 10, 2018 i met him outdoors fucked him then took him to mine and blindfolded and gagged and fucked him some more wen i was really drunk

This boy is age 20, recently runaway and homeless, now living with me. His family did not like that he seemed gay even though he says he is not: they did not want a gay son.

THIS BOY IS BEING TURNED GAY ON THIS SITE. THE ASSIGNMENT: YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND PHOTOGRAPH HIM ACTING GAY.

The boy has been told to display himself fully naked, face showing, to all men who enter his bedroom. You are allowed to tell the boy how to pose and required take photos of him. His face must show in the poses. This will teach the boy to accept being gay, to experience being seen as gay, and to learn to entertain with his gayness.

I would like to create a gallery of photos of him in various poses – from the perspective of men who view him.

After the photo session you will transfer the photos to my hard drive and I will post them on this profile for all to enjoy.

Not looking for any other date other than somewhat longterm arrangements with people of either wealth or high status (such as myself and anyone else I ever spend time with).
I take a minimum of 450 euros (basically just to meet), absolute quality of manners and interaction is required, and possible sexual activity will be discussed in a discrete, reserved tone.
Unless you have at least 5 million euros or more (proof required), or can prove you are from a wealthy family, I have absolutely no interest in meeting you no matter how much you pay (or how attractive you consider yourself), so please do not contact me!..

Guestbook of TheAristocat

Fire – Apr 7, 2018 You have the face of “check my soundcloud bruh”

Cuddlefatme – March 31, 2018 He not from brussels! He from Żary in Poland!! He speak PL only! He only like pissing on men. He only looking for man who will pay for him to come to brussels to piss on him!!

U can every time book me. I do what ever u want. Just ask me. I live near aachen, i love my body, i love my skin, i’m a Godness. I can make you really, reallt happy. See my shirt? it’s made out of boyfriend material. I’m real yes just Ask me. I want a Car. i hope u guys can help me with earning for the car.

Guestbook of Justin-Actor-X

Justin-Actor-X (Owner) – Apr 10, 2018 Hoping John Edmonds will try me again. I am sorry i panicked. You are what i seek.

this is only my 4th time doing this but i cant help it, i love older cock, i wanna service daddies +45 in every single way! and i mean if you tell me your my daddy, EVERY WAY POSSINLE i dont care about the consequenses, im all yours, i wanna be your whore toy, i wanna have fun , legal, illigal i dont care i wanna be yours. oh and im not looking for a bank but if you can’t afford a cute slut then please dont tempt me, i work hard in my life and i see myself continue with this or slutting toward a meal ticket, if you dont like it then get a brain transplant. im 5’4 and i like being depressed and small, slap me, punch my face, castrate me and take my cock if you want, remove my sight, hearing, smell, feel, and taste, and if you think even with me offering all that im still not worth it, seek professional help! shawn.

Guestbook of ImYourParadise

AlexTate – March 27, 2018 Im japanese nice to meet you! I like to see you, strangled scene, death scene.

p.s. Hey. ** Bill, Hi, Firster, welcome back, ha ha. You and exhausting weeks need to mutually agree upon a time out, no? Paul Willems … no, I don’t think I know his work unless my brain is partially elsewhere. I’ll do a him-based hunt. ** Steve Erickson, Yes, ‘GT’s’ excessive popularity with critics is what’s so depressing both about it and about what its overestimation implies about critical standards generally. I haven’t seen any of their other films, and of course I’m not exactly jonesing to catch up, but I’ll try another one of these rainy days. That’s some rich new stuff you’re investigating and thinking about re: your new film. Nice. ** David Ehrenstein, Morning. Thanks for speaking to Nick and his work. Like Nick, I’m not a big fan of Haynes’s recent films, but it does seem like he could be the right guy to do the VU’s ins and outs justice filmically. ** Wolf, W-w-w-w-wolfie! My US trip was partly excellent (the event, art school student visits, friends) and partly ugh (my occasionally bad back when bad on me). I weirdly escaped serious jet lag on both ends of the trip, which I don’t understand but will interpret as an act of mercy. Your trip sounds fucking sweet. Did you see the Adrian Piper show at MoMA? Was it up yet? I’m dying to see that. Yes, shoot me the addy of that vegan Mexican joint before I heard over there in … I’m still not sure … late May, early June? I have not seen Laurie Anderson’s dog film for no good reason at all. I do want to see it. It must be streaming here and there. It’s the kind of film that would. Cool. I’m pretty good. Working on the TV series script still. I might just finish a complete first draft of the script of Zac’s and my new film today! Seems possible. There will be tons of revising and refining to do still, but that will be a benchmark. Otherwise, yeah, pretty good. I’m happy to see you! Welcome the hell back! ** Misanthrope, Hi, G. I love that you loved this weekend and also loved the bomb shelters. Two for two. You do sound more rested and alert and so on. You sure are reading a lot. You’re putting my generally gobbling reading habits to shame because I’m too output-y at the moment to be very absorbent. Reading a book is like trying to toss a frisbee into my own hurricane or thereabouts. I think I might have read that Ishiguro. No, wait, it’s probably the new one, in which, case, no. Self and Chabon, yeah, I don’t know if I can go there, but anyway you’ve already been there so me going there would be redundant, which makes no sense, I know. ** Dóra Grőber, Hi! Great, you sound like the best way you could possibly sound about the bookstore job. Sorry for that weird sentence. I think my brain is tired. I am, yes. very interested by that documentary. Thank you for the hook up. If I get what I need to get done today, that doc will be my reward. I probably won’t know much more about the club event until Zac gets back from his currently traveling in a few days. It sounds fun and interesting but also a bit stressful and a lot of work. We have a lot going on with the TV script writing and several upcoming festival screenings of PGL, etc., so we’ll have to decide if we can manage it. Long story short, the TV series producer wanted a lot of drastic changes to the script that Gisele and Zac and I think are wrong and that we totally object to. As expected, she wants to normalise the script/series, and we’re trying to do a series that is clear and accessible but formally and stylistically rather daring. She thinks ARTE will find the script too ‘out there’, and we at least hope that they’ll be more open than she’s guessing. So, basically, the compromise is that we have to work on the script to better justify and explain what we’re going for, and then we’ll see if ARTE is going to be as conservative as she suspects. If so, ugh, and we’ll have to decide how much we’re wiling to compromise. My weekend was all right. I almost finished the first (but very worked-on) draft of the full script for Zac’s and my new film, and I think I will finish it today. So that’s cool. How was Monday? I can’t remember, but I think you worked at the bookstore today? ** Nick Toti, Hi, Nick! Thank you again so much! It was great, and the traffic was really big. It was lovely to meet you too. Were you happy with how the Chicago screening went? That’s very exciting that you’ll be imminently at work on a new film! That’s very sweet news indeed! Thanks once again, and have a swell Monday! ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. I will do my very best to get the blurb to you sometime today or tonight. ** Chris Goode, Chris! Holy moly, Chris! Sight for sore eyes doesn’t begin to enunciate the waning soreness and sudden alertness and shininess of my eyes at this very moment. It’s funny or ‘funny’: I just this very weekend pulled ‘The History of Airports’ off my shelf and was reading through it both for the obvious pleasure and for a jolt of inspiration for some film dialogue I’m working on. I’m sure PGL will show in London. We have to wait to see if the film’s sales agency people find a film festival context there first because that’s their priority, and, if not, we’ll set up a showing at Horse Hospital if nothing else. I’m excited for you to see it! Man, I’m so sorry to hear about your recent health woes. I’m glad you’re seeing to them medically or whatever, and I’ll trust it’s some mysterious, minor, passing, annoying nothing much. Yes, I saw about ‘Jubilee’, and I was kicking myself in my own head, which is a feat at my height and age, that I was deprived by my geographical point. I’ll see if some punter iPhoned it or bits and snuck it onto the video-housing places that be. Congrats! That ‘toxic area’ thing re: your work is very ominous sounding, man. Yikes. Well, I won’t press you, obviously. But we could Skype or something, and you could tell me mano-a-mano? But … but … such lovely and sparkling news that you and Griffyn are engaged and soon to be officially one, as I suddenly realise people don’t really say anymore. Wonderful! Take your honeymoon in Paris! Paris as the ideal honeymoon context speaks for itself, and I insist! Really, really good to see you too, maestro and buddy! Try not to be scarce. That would be awesome. And, yeah, a Skype or something would be super sweet if that concept hits home. Love, me. ** Right. Yes, it’s your mid-monthly escorts show again. Have at it or don’t, I guess. See you tomorrow.

The Chicago screening went well! The music that was written for my movie was pretty intriguing/somewhat odd. I’m so used to seeing it with the original music (which was an Arvo Pärt song), though, that I couldn’t fully process the new score beyond its novelty of being new. I was able to chat briefly with the composer afterwards and he said he might be able to record a clean (i.e. non-live) version of it for me, which would be great. Overall, it was a unique/fun event and I’m happy they included my work.

Yes, the traffic from the blog to my movie was big relative to what I normally pull. Vimeo tracks things like where people are finding your videos and your site was definitely the winner this weekend. Thanks again!

” possible sexual activity will be discussed in a discrete, reserved tone…” ? Get over yourself, dear, you’re a whore!

Dennis!

I’ve been in Los Angeles all weekend, visiting my sister. Her and her husband live here, I keep begging them to adopt me, lol, so I can leave Seattle once and for all.

Attended a gala event on Saturday, lots of Big whigs showing support for a young man who is doing good work in the community for the homeless, his organization is called Operation Warm Wishes. He’s been in it 10 years now, which is amazing because he’s only 35. A young gay man with a dream and a heart of gold! Ha ha. The event was held at this beautiful place called Wilcox Manor in Pasadena, do you know it. When I was sitting in the crowd at Table 4 with my sister (who is a good friend of TJ, the young man), I typed this into my iPhone notes:

People in California are beautiful, more beautiful than people anywhere else. Why is that?

Hahaha maybe I was tipsy. Then a beautiful chorus of high school students, maybe twenty to 24 young men and women in all, on the dais, singing these beautiful songs… two songs total. A beautiful event and it was 73 degrees in the evening. I’d just left Seattle on Friday where it was 46 degrees and raining. A lovely evening filled with people doing good work. Even the Mayor was there! I forget his name, haha.

On Sunday we went to The Getty, I’d been to the old location years ago but not the new one, the white marble edifice high on the hill. We walked to it, my sister is big on exercise! Saw Van Gogh’s Irises and a shockingly beautiful canvas called ‘Portrait of Louise-Antoinette Feuardent’ (1841) by Millet. At first I thought it was a boy but it’s a young woman.. Then after 3 hours at the Getty, we walked back down the hill (I stared longingly at the riders in the tram as they passed us), and headed to Counterpoint Books and Records on Franklin, where I picked up a signed copy of Mary Woronov’s novel ‘Snake’ (High Risk / Serpent’s Tail) for $15… hardcover!

Had dinner with my sister and her hubby, and before our dinner arrived at the table I told my sister the title of my new novel I’ve been working on for the past eleven months. When I told her she said ‘that won’t work,’ which really bummed me out. She said she wouldn’t remember it if someone told it to her. She’s a big reader, so I respect and trust her opinion. Now I have to start thinking about titles all over again. A bummer, definitely. Perhaps the editor can come up a good title, use some of her Texas know-how, lol.

Did you have a good time in Los Angeles Dennis, other than your back? I wish we could have crossed paths! Oh well, maybe in Tokyo.

Dennis Da Malice!
‘Boyfriend material’ hehe. Snerk.
Ah, shit, no I did not see the Adrian Piper show – I saw everything else and I think I kinda fucked up on the scheduling; I thought it was only a small room but there was a whole show upstairs. Bad mistake, I’m kicking myself. There was so much stuff though, and all so great. Massive Stephen Shore show, really great; the dude is such an intelligent photographer and it’s fascinating to see how his work has evolved over the decades. Tarsila do Amaral, completely nuts, loved it – do catch it if you can. Brilliant too-small show on art in the computer age, which is finished now I think, and was of course geeky as shit in the best way. Also a lovely Club 57 show in the basement.
The Whitney had the Grant Wood show that was in London a few months ago and that’d I’d missed, so I was super-chuffed to catch it: it was phenomenal. I don’t think I’d quite realized how much of a bizarre US-grown answer to Soviet Realism he was before. All his pieces are eerie as shit and much more freakish in the ‘flesh’. Also Zoe Leonard, very good. Excellent Nick Mauss room with tons of choreagraphy-related works. Very good protest art show. And an absolutely kickass short 3-d animation by Juan Antonio Olivares that was seriously one of the best I’ve seen. So, yeah, all in all a pretty sweet crop.
That vegan mexican place is a few bocks north of Houston on 2nd Av. It’s got a vegan pizza place right next to it and they’re about to open a third one; I think it’s all the same guy’s project.
Dude, hahaha what?? I can’t believe you’ve finished your next script. Slow down! Your mad productivity awes me. Isn’t it weird to be putting so much stuff out there and then to have to wait months if not years to see them to completion?

Haha, my brain is very tired too so it quite liked your weird sentence! I’m glad you found the documentary possibly interesting! Watching it, I had this feeling: this is exactly how Budapest feels today.
Hm, I see. Indeed, it sounds like there would be a lot of work on top of even more work if you decided to do the club event. Is there a set date for it? I mean, wouldn’t it be possible to finish the TV series first and go for it then? Anyhow, you’ll see then. It’s already a sweet thing, I think, that the offer was made!
Oh, Jesus, not again! This normalizing nonsense… I’m so sorry you have to deal with this problem again. I really, really hope ARTE is not even half as conservative as the producer believes. I keep my fingers so very crossed for this project!!
Wow! Did you finish the first version of your and Zac’s film?
Yes, I was at the bookstore today (basically, I’m at work every weekday and home on weekends). I served my first customers and accidentally pushed our emergency alarm while fidgeting with my fingers like a real neurotic freak while talking to one of them. For half an hour, I was quietly sweating and waiting for the police to arrive (as they should’ve, it’s the alarm we should push if someone breaks in and threatens us) but nothing happened. I guess it was better to learn it this way, haha.
How was your day? Is your back perfectly well by now? Oh and Dennis, congratulations on the Venice Biennale! It’s such huge and amazing news!!

Yeah, I have a lot of ideas for ID and have been exploring weird shit on-line, while trying to figure out how to avoid sensationalism in the final film or policing people’s fantasy lives. At the same time, I do want to include, for example, films of children firing assault rifles taken by their parents that I found on Instagram, which I think is truly dangerous and something really toxic and specifically American.

I shouldn’t be looking at today’s page in public. Briefly, the logic card in my laptop needs replacement and I am typing this while in line at the Genius Bar at the Apple Store as my compute temporarily functions. I will probably be without my laptop for a while later this week, which of course fucks with my work as a critic, but starting Saturday, it has become increasingly temperamental about turning on from sleep mode. Apple should replace the card for free. Anyway, I will find out soon. I need to click on this and then shut the page before Apple spots the nudes and gets pissed at me.

Thanks, man — the upside of being m.i.a. for so long is definitely the warmth of the welcome on stumbling back in. . . There’s something biblical about that, ha ha. — I can tell I’ve been off the block for a while, because these escorts seem even more than usually, um, pungent, but I’m sure it’s my not being match-fit that makes them appear so outlandish. (That’s probably the first sports metaphor I’ve ever used in conversation with you. WHAT THE FUCK AM I BECOMING.)

Man, that’s super nice (& funny) to think of you reaching for The History of Airports. It’s a long time since my own copy came down off its shelf. I know, or I think I know, there’s some nice stuff in there, but it all seems a really long time ago. I should send you some new things. The Jubilee script, at least. I don’t think I know your postal address any more but if you’d care to anoint me with it I’ll do the necessary. Did I send you The Forest and the Field when it came out? And Men in the Cities? I have a feeling I did, but we were both composed of like 70% different cells than we are now so it’s hard to know.

I did a little bit of further reading on PGL and there’s a super happy bit of synchronicity or something — I wrote a play for the Royal Court last year, which may or may not be programmed next spring, called Freedom, & it’s largely inspired by Jake Bilardi. Kind of a different angle than yours — I got really interested in the question of when it’s acceptable (or imperative) or not for the state to intervene in harmful or potentially harmful behaviours at an individual level. I’m still basically really fascinated and discomfited by Operation Spanner and its aftermath, and where and how consensual BDSM resulting in injury might or might not sit alongside different kinds of radical bodily expression, whether that’s bugchasing or suicide bombing (especially in situations where no one else is hurt). It makes absolute sense that Jake B would appeal to your imagination too, albeit as a blanked-out centre of gravity for others to orbit around.

Yeah thanks about the work thing. It’s really not as dramatic as I’m inadvertently making it sound. It’s just obliged me to really think hard about what I’m doing and whether it’s viable in the longer term. Which is a weird thing to be thinking right now, because as of a week ago, the Arts Council is paying me a regular salary for the next four years, which is something I’ve been working (not to say crawling) towards for twenty-odd years, so it’s weird that circumstances are making me go: hmmm, maybe this is the end of the road. Or, a road. — Anyway, yeah, a lil Skype hangout would be delectable. I’m pretty around most of next week if you are at all?

P.S.: The Genius Bar guy said my actual problem was 14 pieces of malware on my computer. He deleted them (I knew about one and had tried with no success to delete it myself earlier) and knock on wood, I’m back home with the computer running OK.

You might have seen my FB post about READY PLAYER ONE yesterday, but I think it’s the worst new film I’ve seen this year. Spielberg is just not the right director to make a genre film that serves up visual style and thrills (actually, it’s way too long and badly paced to deliver on that front) while critiquing self-referential geek culture and urging the audience to get off their computers, seek out love and engage with the real world. The latter part seems like a phony disclaimer that’s not felt at all while Spielberg clearly has a great time in a 6-minute scene that sends his characters into the world of THE SHINING. Perhaps the Cronenberg of VIDEODROME & EXISTENZ or Asian directors like Mamoru Oshii and Jang Sun-woo could’ve done this script right.

The only serious criticisms I’ve seen of GOOD TIME call it racist. I think it says something about our times that those are the only grounds by which someone would call it out, rather than being badly directed or an empty exercise in style.

Dennis, Oh, this Ishiguro was written in 2005. It’s the one about kids/clones who are conceived and raised to be donors of organs for the people they’re cloned from.

Yeah, once I got finished with that very difficult -but exquisite- Self, I’ve really gone on a reading spree. I like being a reader. If that makes sense. Plus…I like reading.

I do like Chabon and Self, that’s true. I know you’re not keen on them, but I suspect there are things they do here and there that you’d appreciate and even like. But as wholes, probably not so much. I think one thing I appreciate about them -and the other writers I really like- is that they do their own thing. That’s admirable.

Btw, making sense gets boring after a while. It’s good not to make sense sometimes.

I put together our new lawn mower in the living room tonight. Excitement!

“shake it, shake it, sugary…” i dont know which is worse cosplay or those jeans lol. boys are such scumbags, i think im going to start sleeping with young lesbian girls. im just going to start offering random boys hundreds of dollars to sleep with me. i just cannot take the “daddys boy” thing anymore. you know that most of those old men dont do anything with those little tight asses, but then you wonder the dirty things some of them do with them. i dont know what im saying. Puerto Rican birds! Puerto Rican birds! oh coolio news, i think i have a work from home career now. i was thinking of the bubble girl meme, its like she ran away with the detonator from PGL. starting a story tonight, the grindstones have slowed. heres to young, dumb, and hookin’

How’s it going? How was the producer feedback?
Thanks for all the links to trailers of the puppet theater work. Both of those look really interesting to me. I’m curious, what brought you guys into doing a lot of puppet stuff together? I’ve always been curious about working with puppets since I got into theater, but haven’t really found much of an opportunity. One thing that interests me is the amount of imagination the viewer has to use when watching an essentially blank faced puppet, something about that’s exciting to me and a pretty unique thing for theater, which definitely values mega expressive acting in most other contexts. I don’t know if that sounds vapid or what, but it’s always been part of the appeal for me and a bummer that every theater person I’ve met in Philly (which I’m probably moving away from this summer as of today, yikes) doesn’t agree with, so I’m curious about your and Gisele’s perspective.