Midget Texan

There was a midget in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the
time. The midget went to the doctor and told him what the problem was.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger
under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and
cough-the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc and
putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to
cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical
scissors.

Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still
ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the
doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it... What
did you do?

"The Doctor replied, " I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."

3 Comments

I do think every soldier should be issued one of these things so it can clean our gear and we can give it an MP5, stick it in our rucksack, and it can pull 6 o'clock security. And when we get mad, we can make it lay down in the corner of the room and we can take a running start and kick it until we feel better.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.