The Simpsons’ Food Blog Rap

Anyone who rhymes kimchee with confit and Colicchio with carpaccio gets extra points in my book.

I sat that as a thank you to the writers of The Simpsons, since I see just now on the Twitterverse that I missed a good episode Sunday night. The Food Wife must have been right up my alley, featuring a guest appearance by Mario Batali (love!) as well as this very funny song, The Food Blog Rap. It’s a takeoff on Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ Empire State of Mind, a song I do have on my iPod. Now I’ll have this one, too.

I’m throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs’ names Rolling into K-Town for be bim bap and bulgogi The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchee Housemade terrines, my ducks are always confit I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need I cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous vide Afumatoare in Brindisi Fed-Exes me salami Don’t scoop me gelato unless it’s got umami I’ll be “Frank” like Bruni, “Ruthless” like Reichl “Wiley” like Dufresne, and when I take the mike, I’ll Rhyme about radicchio, criticize Colicchio Every pub is gastro, and all my beef carpaccio

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