Evolution is not a religion. There are no "assumptions". We have valid data supporting evolution. Indeed it is a extraordinarily elegant solution to a question. Its more simple and efficient than "deities" no matter how wicked awesome they are.

Theories are based on data supporting them.

Evolution has a lot more proof as a theory and indeed its proof holds up solidly.

God does not have such proof.

And indeed you have no idea how much more proof Evolution has over God creating us. Its Metric Tonnes vs. Philosophical guesswork.

All right, FINE. You want them to teach religious creation stories in school? Equal time for everybody? Okay, but that means you have to give equal time to ALL of the creation scenarios. The Zuni emergence story, or in Hinduism where the world has always existed and will always continue to exist, or the creation myths in which we're all the children or "excretions" of gods--and then we get into the different BREEDS of creationism, Young Earth and Old Earth and Intelligent Design and Unintelligent Design and...

If we taught all that bullshit in science class, there wouldn't be any time left for the actual SCIENCE.

Antichrist, Gaia is a lot of things. Text role-playing is common there, but basically it's a huge message board that has games, guilds (Like the Anti-Creationist Guild, which is kinda dead now..), and, most importantly: Little dress up dollies who you earn money for so that you can buy them clothes.

Do you understand what happens when you teach creationism, Egyptian creation myth, the idea that aliens brought life to Earth on space ships, the Aztec myth of the five worlds and Zulu myths in science class as alternatives to abiogenesis is that you make a complete mockery of the scientific process. None of those are theories. They're myths. Legends. Stories. You see biology class is for biology, not a dissertation on world wide myths. That's what religious studies and anthropology is for.
Evolution is a scientific theory, meaning an the best logical and well supported explanation we have given all the facts. It is in no way a religion and continiously insisting that it is will never change that.

Buy yourself a goddam dictionary. Look up the meaning of "Religion" and see that the definition does not fit the theory of Evolution. Next, use the dictionary to determine the meaning and usage of "there", "their", and "they're".

Aw, forget it. A dictionary in the hands of a fundie is about as useful as a computer in the hands of a retarded ape.