[Verse 420: Ariana Grande]
Yo, wrapping it up like a Christmas present
420 blaze faget, I got 1 luv and that's Lemson
Shoutout to Lemson, he's my inspiration
But tell him to hurry up, my tits are waitin'
I wanna do squats on his dick
Then have him make it rain cum drop on my tits
Science and shit, it's simple laws of relevancy
RAP GAME MARIO LOPEZ SNIFFING HIS MOTHER'S DELICACY

[Verse 1.5: Northstars]
Feelin' oddish, homie this weed got me koffingWhen I turn my hat back, listen to me talking
EBT’s with an escargot flow, didn’t you know?
That’s a hustler with an undisclosed taste for goldFuck that Lasagna, Real G’s move in Silence like Gnocchi
Lowkey your mainsqueeze facebook wrote me beggin “please poke me”
And when I die, bury me under a statue of fat albert takin some bullets
So you can visit my grave and tell this man lived life gunnin it to the fullest

[Verse 2: Algernon]Chaturbate Chaturbate ball so hard exacerbate
Bars so hard like Wolver-claws it makes these girls all salivate
Tell me what you’re jerking for you’re working towards a curtain call
To spert the jerks that made you hurt so you can say I told you all
Welcome to my chat bitch I feel so fantastic
She’s working for that Cam she’s my number one draft pick
Fuck you with your low IQ I’ll pop one in your dome and you
Will be the last to pop a cap so have fun eating all the goo

[Imaginary Verse: RG’s Girly Corner’s Crack-Addicted Feminist Rapper Dyaz]
Uh, fuck yo anti-feminism sun, this Dyaz tha crack-addicted Twinkie
Watching yo girl get hella satisfied as I sip on ma glamorous blinkyJames BROWN?? JAMES BRoOoOoWN!! ‘Xpressing styles like a pony
Sniffing macaroni, pepperoni and baloney, high of licking Kony
Cuz, la-di-da-di, I rip shit like yellow salami, yellow iced tea
Yellow peanuts, yellow doorstep, yellow the main color of ma high tea
I spit that feminist, anti-Hitler, anti-ScopeY, anti-Deutsch racists flow
Errytime I cum through the chimney like Santa I be screaming at that ho
Like “bitch I love you”, dropping them eye compliments right thurr
Cause errtime I get da crack and feminism on I be all like “swerve”

[Verse 56: NigelThornberryAKA Nigga Berry]Taste my defeat you motherfuckin’ bitch
If you really want tokens hop on this dick
We can, play board games all through the night
Till I lose then its gonna be a fuckin’ fight
I’ma throw game pieces at you
You hear me right cunt, you dont even know 2 + 2
Its four, you dirty fucking whore
Now get back on cam while I eat this s’more. uh

[Verse 5: BBDS]Bad bitch on both arms, that's why I fuck them ambidextrous
Cuz when I go and flex this, they tell me to "come and wreck 'dis"
Making sense out of bars that don't make zero sense
You're on the fence on whether these lyrics are gawdly, or heaven-sent
But that's irrelevant like Bosco, who's never even watched Rocko's
And sucks cocks for rocks in the alley behind Costco's
I'm an internal, lurrical, pussy destroying monster
The colonel with an eternal renegade that leaves wussies wanting doctors-Drops Mic-

[Verse 8: UncleRysarm]
Here's UncleRysarm, checkin' in your nursery
Coming through absurdidly, oh that's not a word, I see
Go hard like grapes do when I'm in Bordeaux, France
Hardnbody, my team wears colors doe, Sauvignon Blanc
Night hustla, we living in the lap of lux in a Jordan tux
Big bucks, but I spent it all on Tonka trucksYou can call me the Rap Game Cyrano de Bergerac
I'm slicing niggas, dicing bitches, still getting racks

[Verse 99: Notatroll aka Yung Diaper]
This some shit you heard about in Revelations
By word of mouth all throughout the rebel nation
Your time is running out but you remaining hella patient
I’ll leave you a hospital patient, eyes vacant, bloody, and naked
Here’s something to visualize now
Nuclear fallout, people ripping their eyes out
Watch as they cry out, searching for god in the heavens
You say that I’m a demon, I’m just creating a legend

[Verse 3.14: RapPolymath]
Honey I ain't a rapper, but this dick will have you on the crapper
When that other guy says he's gotta flappa, be warned- he's an actor
Anyway back to my dick, schlong with a large tipI use it at olympics to perform astonishing flips
You might get a glimpse if you catch me slip
Enough about the dick, let's get to the braggadacio
Crush you to a powdery dust like chewed up Toasty-O's
So much arrogance you might mistake me for a Leo
But the sun does revolve around me, diameter closer then cheerios

[Finale Verse 2: ashtag2 aka Stealthy G]
The mayans predicted the end of the world in a fire
But the world will only end on the day I retire
420 Blaze it faggot, last day to get higher
Ripping this verse out of my heart like my mouth is pliers
Last day of the world, we're more doomed than MF
Feels like we're waiting on death row, counting every breath
Writer's block, my thoughts are with EM, trapped in a boxFuck the third eye, Rap Genius makes it simple like a cyclopse

[Verse 1:Flexasaurus Rex The RedMasta]
FLEX SO HARD DONE BROKEN A FUCKEN FLEX BONE
DAT BOI REDMASTA STILL SELLIN OFF THE FLEX PHONE
I’M SO DAMN RICH I GOT A FUCKIN BEAMER
GOT LIKE 20 FUCKIN KEYS CALL ME THE ZOOKEEEPER
I GOT WEED LIKE DEMETER; THAT’S FUCKIN GOD SHIT
STILL FLEXIN OFF THE METER; THAT’S FUCKIN GOD SHIT
THEY CALL ME COUNT RACKULA WITH THE GRIP MANE
COUNT RACKULA WITH THE WITH TGOLD IN HIS FUCKIN FANGS

[Verse 46: DolphinBoi]
I'm a dolphin.... but you already knew that
Swimming in the water... I DO THAT
I have 2 hats, 2 gats, 2 cats and 2 bats
I have windows 7, so I split my screen so I can have 2 chats
I like a girl who has a nice dorsal fin
A slippery body and a tight oral grin
Specifically that's what we do in the Pacific
I'm a dolphin so my shit always sounds terrific

[Verse -2.4: DolphinBoi]
DolphinGirl didn't swallow so I had to come backGet it, cum back? I'm bummin' like undone tracks
I need 2pac snacks, Makaveli and cheese
But gimme a Biggie size, I'm stackin' jelly with ease
Retract my belly to sneeze, I'm allergic to Lemson
I'm chillin' in the zoo next to some tigers, Clemson
I met a clam, taught him how to produce, now he's Clams Casino
I'm famous, my picture was worn by Dan Marino

[Verse Jams: ShoulderGame aka MOCO with just the consenants AKA jams]
Shit yo shout out to StephenNiday that nigga nice
Yo shit it's been a week since I've been in chat
I'm feeling hella unrelevant and whack
(that's like)

TedMosby without the GOAT status, BBDS without the roses
Like my verses ain't hot acid, like OWMP without the gay poses
Like Klonopin without the trap producer of the year award
That's like getting it with Ariana Grande; 0 reward
(Without chat its like...)
Nigel without the GIFs, Bean without the explanations
SDVG without the herpes and UF without the tingly sensations
Scopey without the dreaming, Lemson without the future mod
Rukan23 without the WOAT Lupe stan (love u), and based without the godLike Algernon without the rat,Tunes without the lyrics
Sorta like Joey Bada$$ pretenoious faggot self ya know ya boy jams got spirit
(Without chat its like...)Like North and Pio without the stories, Chefboyardrizzy without the curry
My flow is too fast like Sandusky when he's in a hurryDoes Jams get bitches at 14? Surely
Silky ain't get no bitches so Silky ain't have to worry

(outro)
"420 blaze it fagget 1 luv"- Lemson
You know im MOCO with just the consenants
Put DMV on the map like Dora with her black magic map and shit
Its gonna be another week of irrelevancy until I get back in chat
Until then, piece (srry if I didn't shout u out blaze it faget)

[Finale Verse: Teebird AKA Pussy Defiler AKA Better Than You]
Last to cum in the Soggy Waffle cypher, but I'm the only one eatin'
When I cum on my skeet heats to burn right through your lyric sheets, man
Kevin got the Mac11 seekin', I'm aiming hollow tips at your ho's hollow...tits
I got that cheese, I got them greens, I got that beef
Got that commod, I got that heat, I got that bread
About to make a stand-wich that'll excite the feds while being fed
I got that gangsta lean, I got that bass to lean, I am that razor fiend
I got a couple Big Mac's in the back, I'll drive-thru and make that baster clean, uh