*Blinks. You mean something other than bump it back up?
And yes, you definitely needto post more of this one, considering this is where that partnership started betwixt the two of you crazy kids... Which grew into the halving of the queen and her consort... Almost reunited in matrimonial bonds only to be ruined by that little shrimp.
*Voice of Pepe from outside: I am a king prawn hokay!!

A gloved hand reached down and picked up the kidney, bringing it up to the attached face. "I say!" someone shouted. "King Arthur hath found the Holy Grail!"

If kidneys had eyes, the kidney might have rolled its eyes. Instead, it quite simply did absolutely nothing. It was a kidney.

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"Man, where are-"

"Take this!" Piggy karate chopped Zoot. "Oh... sorry, I thought you were some other knight."

"Good night, Zoot," Fozzie said.

Realizing that he was no longer holding a sword, and, thank heavens, no longer in a clunky suit of iron, Kermit's bulgy eyes landed on Miss Piggy, and he folded his arms with a weary sigh. "Piggy," he complained, "Why'd you get me into that?"

"Speakin' of flyin' colors," Rizzo said. "Check out dat bustlin' joint over there." The rat pointed in the direction of a large dance hall with neon signs flashing on the exterior.

All eyes snapped towards where he pointed, and a certain relief slipped around them at the recognition of just what that place was, though Animal was the first to say it.

"DISCO! DISCO!"

"Man, I thought we got over that in the seventies." Floyd groaned.

"Like, I think we're in the seventies," Janice said.

"Oh, good!" Kermit said, his bad temper shed as quickly as it had come. "That means we're almost back to the present. ...Or, the future. Um..."

"The present future tense?" Beauregard asked.

Gonzo pushed himself up next to Kermit. "So, are we going in?"

Robin grinned, and quietly hopped onto Fozzie's shoulder. "Shhh," he whispered to the bear. From there, he hopped onto Fozzie's head, and crawled under the hat, which, as a result, sat a little higher than usual.

Sam approached Kermit as well. "Kermit, we're not really going in that place, are we?"

Rizzo looked at the dog. "You're not alive yet? Gee, you don't look that young..."

"That's okay, neither does miss fat-back!" Floyd laughed.

"HI-YA!"

"She's still got it, hokay?" Pepe nudged Kermit.

"I noticed," Kermit muttered with a scrunched face. He watched as Janice helped Floyd up from where he had landed on the pavement. "Yup- it's the seventies, all right. I wonder if we've got the show yet..."

"I'm sure if we did there wouldn't be people inside dancing, they'd be at home watching us," Gonzo said.

"Obviously you never saw our ratings." Kermit smirked.

"Neither did Statler and Waldorf," Fozzie said, trying to keep his hat on his head.

"But moi was on the show," Piggy said. "How could the ratings not be through the roof?"

"Speaking of 'moi'," Kermit said. "I think it would be best if we didn't talk to ourselves."

"Well," Sam huffed. "That eliminates all sane means of conversation."

"It eliminates the INsane means, too," Rowlf added.

Kermit shook his head. "Does everyone understand? If you see yourself, just walk away, okay?"

"Any loop holes?" Floyd asked.

Kermit frowned. "Well, I guess if you actually remember talking to yourself, by all means, go for it."

Several brightly colored men came up to her. "Hey babe," one of them said. "Wanna get down?"

"Why certainly. HI-YA!" she karate chopped all of the men. All of them fell to the ground. "That down enough for ya?!"

Piggy grumbled. "Where is that frog anyway?"

A disco ball lowered from the ceiling, and spotlights flashed on, one by one, in the center of the dance floor as the music began to play. There, in the middle of the dance floor stood "that frog" in a sparkling white jumpsuit, with the collar open.

"In the evenin’ when the sun goes downFolks all hurry to the edge of townAt the bayou bank they all stand and waitIn the clear there," Kermit began to sing, rallying the on-looking crowd.
Recognizing his uncle's voice, Robin peered out from beneath the brim of Fozzie's hat, and smiled. Meanwhile, Miss Piggy's jaw was thoroughly dropped.

"Soon the water ripples catch their eyeAnd the ladies hush and breathe a sigh," which every single lady in the room did.On a lily-pad all dressed in whiteHe appears there."

Miss Piggy tried to brace herself, knowing what was coming, her heart racing, her eyes dancing over the dancing frog.

"And then he boogies up and down and shuffles rightSlips and splashes in the moonlight nightAlligators with their teeth so bright Smile and sway there." Kermit had begun dancing up a storm, shuffling all around the dance floor, gaining massive applause from onlookers.

Robin, being a Muppet, and a young Muppet at that, was unable to resist the music. Forgetting that he was supposed to be hiding, he stood up on Fozzie's head, lifting the hat with him, and bounced to the music, grinning.

The waiter, returning with ginger ale and hot cocoa, stared at the bouncing hat with frog legs, and rubbed his eyes. "Maybe I'VE had too many..."

"And soon the loons are joining in the jamboreeEverybody’s happy just like meWatch him dance on that logYeesh! It’s the disco frog!"

The crowd began to "ribbit ribbit" after every appropriate blow of the horn.

"Through the day the swamp’s a quiet placeSnails and salamanders set the pace-"

"In the spider where the air is stillLike a trance there," Miss Piggy sang, finally getting to dance alongside her love.

"Fireflies are twinkling white and greenThere’s a sudden crazy change of scene." Gonzo danced in as well, in a matching jumpsuit.

Pepe sidled up beside them in a matching suit of his own. "H'and de star who's danced both far h'and wide comes to dance there!"

"And then he boogies up and down and shuffles rightSlips and splashes in the moonlit nightAlligators with their teeth so brightSmile and sway there." Kermit’s feet scatted along the floor, going left, right, sideways, March, and maybe even May.

"And soon the loons are joining in the jamboreeEverybody’s happy just like me-"

"Watch him dance on that log."

"Yeesh! It’s the disco frog!"

Gonzo, Piggy, Pepe, and of course, the disco frog himself, Kermit danced fervently across the floor. The lights flashing everywhere, and all eight feet going everywhere. There was no stopping them.

Fozzie bopped in his seat. Robin had hopped off of his head- still under the hat- and was now dancing on the bar between the ginger ale and the hot cocoa.

"Join us by that swampy water-sideWhere we never have a thing to hide." Kermit sang to the crowd.

"And it makes you feel so good inside Just to be there!" Gonzo and Pepe sang.

Miss Piggy grinned and flirtatiously slid her arms around Kermit's neck as she sang, "While the stars are sparklin' through the nightAnd the bayou moon is burning bright..."

Kermit grinned and spun out of her grasp. "Yes, it's quite the most amazing sightYou can see there!"

Rowlf and the band began to bounce along with the music, grinning and laughing as they went. Even Sam began to strut a little faster than normal, while Uncle Deadly simply rapped his claws on the bar happily.

Everyone then seemed to join in and more shout than sing, "BECAUSE HE!"

"Boogies up and down and shuffles rightSlips and splashes in the moonlit nightAlligators with their teeth so brightSmile and sway there."

The entire disco hall began to bounce up and down with the music as the four shining dancers led them through the final verse.

"Alligators with their teeth so bright Smile and sway there!And soon the Loons are joining in the jamboreeEverybody's happy just like me!Watch him danceOn that log..."

"Yeesh!" Kermit shouted. "It’s the disco frog!"

As the song began to fade, the neon lights were slowly washed out with the Light of Time, sweeping the Muppets away.

The crowd and music was instantly silenced. "Aw! Man! I didn’t get the Disco Frog’s autograph!"

*Hoots and hollers for the update, let alone the fact that we got an update.

The bit with the waiter and Robin dancing under Fozzie's hat was both funny and cute.
The Disco Frog, always a good song.
And everybody got a chance to sing and dance before getting swept away once more.

Funny bit with Johnny and Sal back at the theater though.
OK, so who do I have to nag to get some more?

What can I say, except: "THIS IS ONE FANFICTION FANTASTIC!"?
Um... I mean "ONE FICFASTIC FANFAN!"
Um.... "FISHFILLET FICTIONAL!"
Oh boy... I think I've had a few too many myself. But anyway, keep up the great work, you two!