Aqua Cycle

Sergeant Water

Just a Magnificently Ludicrous Paddleboat

Either way, you’re procuring a ridiculous but very necessary lake-faring vessel today...

Throw reason to the wind for Aqua Cycle, a tricked-out paddleboat that you can attach a motor to.
And fish off of. And grill steaks on. And it’s available now.

Chances are, you associate paddleboats with engagement photos and Nicholas Sparks movies. Well, no more. No
damn more. Now it’s time to associate them with fishing and drinking beer and grilling and general
leisuring. Because that’s what this one is for.

Take it out on the lake and get comfortable. Adjust the adjustable benches. Retract the retractable ladder.
Head back to the rear deck and appreciate the fact that your paddleboat has a rear deck. You can even get an
electric motor for the thing. Just call up the distributors in Peachtree City, choose your model and make it
so.

Oh, and don’t forget the accessories. A bimini top, perhaps. Maybe a few fishing pole holders.