In his own words

You wanna take me to..a kung fu movie?"
"Three kung fu movies."
Maple syrup this the most inconsiderate of all condiments.
Last name Ever. First name Greatest. Not really. But all my children will be. Just so there's a healthy rivalry.
Make me dance. But u may regret it.
I have terrible habits. All of them.
The best thing I ever did is top secret. And unbelievable. And shameful and upsetting.
^^ WOA! no. That's just disgusting. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I type when I'm nervous.
Who wants chai? Imma get some