A reporter covering Fashion Week was waiting backstage in the W suite at the Bryant Park tents when he witnessed what is quite possibly one of the most disturbing mental images we’ve had in a long time:

A group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because ??? ready? ??? Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change.

Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra???s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC Fashion Week. Could it be that Tyra messed herself before? Or just that her entourage is so organized that in case Tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don???t know … but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world.

As ridiculous as that sounds, we believe it. We can only hope this leads to a Tyra show focusing solely on adult diapers: How to look fierce in a pair of Depends.

Thanks, Lisa! Yeah, for having my pacemaker “generator” changed. I had to go in through the ER with the usual symptoms: dizzy spells, numbness in the extremities, chest pains, for them to do the operation without insurance.

Blah: that girl’s name was “Something” but spelled by Flav, so who knows - sumthin? Anyways, I loved her “what? So?” attitude about it. And the jokes of “it smells like something” the other girls got to make.

It’s like that meridia crap. If you eat too much fat you get explosive diarrhea and oily discharge. So pretty much you can’t leave your house or have to wear depends. That sounds worth it. What’s a iittle explosive diarrhea between friends?

Don’t you love those medications and then really fast they list the side effects. Like if they say it really fast you’ll miss it and take their drugs.

Ack. this will teach me to remember and click the link. Friggin Fabian Bassabe wrote this. That douche makes Spencer Pratt look like Prince William. I was hoping somebody had dropped a piano on his head.