It’s a good thing barbaric backward Muslims…

aren’t harvesting eggs from aborted girls for experimentation and industrial use. Because that would be evil. Fortunately, it is enlightened post-Christian westerners who will be doing that. That’s why we have the right and obligation to blow places like Iran off the map and bring them our higher and better civilization. Because we are just naturally better. Like the people who repurposed all that gold from Jewish teeth that would have otherwise been wasted.

Man, it’s good to be at the pinnacle of Truly Civilized Civilization[TM]! No wonder God has called us to provide uplift for the rest of the world and keep it policed. And you can tell the wogs need it because they are filled with irrational hatred for us, despite our obvious superiority to them. Ungrateful wretches. We’ve given them condoms and abortion. We’ve killed tens of thousands of their riff-raff. We protect them with drones. What else do they want from us?