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We live in times of global suffering but nothing is guaranteed to upset us quite like a setback while out shopping

Well, Happy New Year to you all I suppose, though how anyone can expect to
feel happy when civilisation is crumbling around us, I don’t know. I refer,
of course, to the brutal, two-pronged attack on middle-class living which
came to light this week and which begs the question: “How much more can we
take?” First, M&S closes — yes, closes — its changing
rooms during the sales period, then, God help us, Waitrose begins welcoming
riff-raff. It is the end of days.