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Post a thread sarcastically calling attention to the endless onslaught of complete bullshit that passes for interaction on the board; idiocratic commentariat unironically takes it as an opportunity to ratchet up previously mentioned narcissistic wasteland.

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I am reading half of this thread in "I am Jack's ______" voice and the other half in Eeyore's...

You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

Re: Boring Shit About Your Life

Originally Posted by PotVsKtl

Post a thread sarcastically calling attention to the endless onslaught of complete bullshit that passes for interaction on the board; idiocratic commentariat unironically takes it as an opportunity to ratchet up previously mentioned narcissistic wasteland.

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I am having my first beer of the night, alone. I went to the store and bought 4 lbs of 4 different flavors of chicken wings. I am going to cook them all pretty soon. I think a real life friend is coming to hang over so maybe he'll want some. Seinfeld is currently on. Yes!

Originally Posted by theklein25

When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

Re: Boring Shit About Your Life

Originally Posted by M Sparks

I tend to wear the same glasses for too long, so maybe if I put a few dollars aside in an HSA every week, I will use it to buy new ones.

Go to Zenni Optical. I have gotten four pairs for less than $100 total. A complete pair of glasses start at $6.95 (plus $5 flat shipping) and they have a wide variety of frames to choose from. You can get sunglasses (tint your lenses 80% grey) or bifocals or progressives or even transitions.

Re: Boring Shit About Your Life

Originally Posted by PotVsKtl

Post a thread sarcastically calling attention to the endless onslaught of complete bullshit that passes for interaction on the board; idiocratic commentariat unironically takes it as an opportunity to ratchet up previously mentioned narcissistic wasteland.

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Originally Posted by Alchemy

A big stink bug (a little larger than a quarter) flew at me today, in the house. I avoided it and wet it with a nearby water bottle that we use to wet the dogs when they're acting crazy - just to deactivate its flying mechanism. I went to the cabinet under the sink to get bug spray - because I'm afraid the stink bug will release its stink if I squish it - but to my frustration, there was no bug spray underneath the sink - despite that that is where it is supposed to be. It wasn't in the garage or under any other sinks. I trapped the stink bug underneath a red solo cup until somebody comes home and directs me to where the bug spray has been incorrectly placed. I'm not usually OCD about things being in their right place, but when it comes to bug spray, that beast needs to be in place.

Stinkbugs can fly? I thought they just loped along with their asses in the air...

Do I have my bugs confused?

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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It's a good thing that I'm able to find some significance in this shit life of mine to be able to offer whatever goodness may be left to someone in need...

Stink Bug Facts

Here is a list of the most important stink bug facts you should be aware about.What do Stink Bugs Eat?

Stink bugs are basically herbivorous. They have sucking and piercing mouthparts which they use while feeding on a number of fruits and crops. They suck juice from fruits and cause significant damage to the plants. Their major hosts are birch, serviceberry, catalpa, butterfly bush, pecan, redbud, hackberry, pepper, dogwood, citrus, cucumber, tomato, sunflower, apple, pear, plum, and grape. They render damage to the plants in multiple ways: create necrotic areas on the surface of fruits, injure seeds, or even transfer plant-pathogens.
Some Asian stink bugs also hunt beetle larvae or caterpillars thus curbing devastative pests and proving beneficial for the plants. This is all about their eating habits in summer season; since they do not generate their heat on their own, they have to rely on external surroundings to keep themselves warm. Therefore, they remain hibernate in cold seasons.

Do Stink Bugs Bite?

Normally they do not. It is a fact that stink bugs feed on fruits and vegetables and they hold no grudge against humans. However, they do bite humans when they feel threatened and do this to prevent any sort of danger to their lives. As a result of their bite a person may feel painful, but harmless, swelling or rashes on the affected part of the body. Though stink bugs' bite is usually treated as non-poisonous bite for humans but it may prove poisonous for small kids and pets.

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.