Here’s the cast of The Princess Bride (1987) all back together for an Entertainment Weekly photoshoot. That’s Wallace Shawn, Billy Crystal, Carol Kane, Chris Sarandon, Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin, and Christopher Guest, from left. Fred Savage didn’t show up, probably because he’s a dick. It figures. They barely finished the movie with all his interruptions anyway. Peter Falk and André the Giant couldn’t be there either on account of partying with Rip Torn at an alternate dimension wine tasting skeet shoot. I realize Rip Torn is still alive, but the man throws a hell of a seance.

I have not seen Mandy Patinkin’s complete body of work, but I’ve enjoyed watching him in everything I’ve seen him in so far. I’m glad he left Criminal Minds, it’s a shitty show that gets viewers by glorifying perverted sociopaths, so fuck that. Anyways… cool bear man.

Oh wow… too much drinky… I would love it if I could grow a bear. What man would not want to be able to grow a bear on demand. I’m not talking about some wild bear that would eat you and devour the children of the villagers who live near your hand-built cabin… I’m taking about a bear that would feel your pain, a bear you could cry on, and a bear that would eat the entrails of your enemies like they were a mother fucking can of Pringles smuggled into Interdependence Day.