Thursday, September 20, 2007

Gambling With Guernica

The O.J. Simpson Poetry Prize, which awards 33 million dollarsto the winner, was recently presented to

Eddie Golddigger

Everyone assumed that the ol’ gal, Joan Ashbery, would walk awaywith the bundle. Wrong! The Vegas oddsmakers had all been foundwith their throats slashed and never had a chance to enlighten uswith their picks, gurgled the DA.

There are no photos available since the paparazzi were run overand killed by a white Ford Bronco driven by Lindsey Lohan,Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton--- not a pair of panties between them.

The buzzards refused to eat the rotting paparazzi. Even the maggotswere heard to exclaim, NO WAY, and crawled away to greener pastures.

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The Chicano literary critic, Flaco Delgado de la Slendery Lumbriz,has called Gambling With Guernica the most brown-nosed Hispanicepic poem ever written. Even going so far as to claim that it is on parwith e.e. cumming’s Buffalo Bill..... Gasp.