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Chode Bag

Stati is a term used when talking about multiple Facebook statuses. aka the plural form of status. Replacing the word statuses with stati not only sounds better, but will make you sound like a more intellectual human being. This term was coined by Amanda Jaquin and is owned by Josette O'Mealia.

Josette and Amanda appreciate the musical expressiveness used in each others stati.

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Your mom is so stupid that instead of sending a private message to the man she's having an affair with, she posted the messages in her stati for the whole world to see.