18 comments to “King Spencer To Plague The Literary World With Tell-All Book About, What Else, Franken-Heidi!”

Dear Mr. Pratt. Allow me to tell you a story about the boy who cried wolf. See the moral of the story goes is that this little boy told so many lies that when he finally told the truth, nobody believed him. Sound familiar? You and your wife have told so many lies that nobody knows what is real and what isn't anymore. So i'm sure this will be a great work of fiction but dont delude yourself into thinking that you're last book didn't sell because of the type it was. We just aren't interested in anything you or you're (ex)wife have to say anymore, so please, just fade into obscurity like good little reality stars.