Kim And Kourtney Support Scott Disick’s Boner Pill Empire

Sometimes the universe comes together for one beautiful moment and you can catch a glimpse of the true order of things. Like whenKourtney KardashianÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s boyfriend Scott Disick comes out with a line of boner pills.Ã‚Â For us, reading that sentence like watching a plastic bag float in a breeze; suddenly we realize that life makes sense after all.

Last night, Kourt and sister Kim Kardashian attended the launch of what we’re sure is the culmination of Scott’s dream since he was a wee lad: selling his own line of male performance enhancing drugs.Ã‚Â We canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t say we’re surprised by this turn of events. Given that Scott’s one claim to fame is being Kourtney’s baby dady (well, and generally being horrible), he’s pretty much only known for his male performance. Why not ride that wave?

The kick-off party took place at the Chelsea Room under the Hotel Chelsea in New York, which sounds way too classy to be hosting this kind of event. Said a source in attendance, “You could tell Kourtney was there for her guy,” rather than being there for, say, Khloe. Disick’s new brand of happy pills are named Amidren: High-T, a meaningless yet macho title guaranteed to get him a product tie-in with the men of Jersey Shore in 10…9…8… Ah, we can hear the radio ads now: with a name like Disick, it has to be good!