SPOTTED: A MILLION HALLOWEEN MILEYS

Um, Halloween isn't until Thursday, but we've already seen a flood of Miley Cyrus-at-the-VMAs costumes on Instagram. No shocker there—it was pretty much guaranteed to be the costume this year. But you’ll never believe the celebs who decided to dress up as Miss Twerk USA. Here are our faves...

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Paris Hilton

Sure, Paris may have gone for the obvious—the dancing bear costume—but the real message behind her outfit was, 'Yeah, I'm still really hot.'

Picture: Instagram/ParisHilton

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Joan Rivers

The legendary comedian wore a fat suit under her Miley get-up. We think it was a warning about the potential consequence of continuing to stick her tongue out in random locations: unwanted calories!

Picture: Twitter/JoanRivers

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Crystal and Hugh Hefner

Obviously, Hef's young bride needed to show ample cleavage, and Hef needed to be in PJs. Either they went as Miley and Robin Thicke, or some sexy, bizarre take on the Golden Girls in robes.