"She's about to go onstage and soundcheck. We'll bring it to you live," the announcer lied.

Joe P. the Prize Guy claimed to have tripped over Cyrus' little person backup dancer, making her knock into Cyrus. That was a lie.

"It's kind of surreal, like, when you're just walking backstage and you literally, like, bump into Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus or Fallout Boy. They're all here," the DJ said at another point. That, too, was a lie.

Listen to the lies in the reel below (and, at long last, the admission that Miley Cyrus was not going to be making it to Jingle Ball via her call from the airport):