January 28, 2013

10 Headlines Better Than This One...

Good headline! Very very good headlining. That's just very very clever. I see what you did there. I'll take the three-item combo with extra Orange Chicken and a bottle of Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng, amiright?

But I have ten better ones.

VIKA WINS, BUT MELBOURNE LOVE LI LONG TIME

LI NA FALLS SHORT. BECAUSE SHE'S ASIAN.

POTSTICKER? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER! AZARENKA WINS IN MELBOURNE

LI NA A SITTING PEKING DUCK AS AZARENKA ORDERS WON TON OF WHOOP-ASS

AZARENKA FINDS CHINK IN LI'S CHINKY ARMOR

AZARENKA: TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, NA

VIKA KUNG PAOS LI FOR SECOND AUSSIE TITLE

GUNG HAY FAT CHAMPION IN MELBOURNE

EGG FOO YOUNG GUN BEATS LI IN AUSSIE FINAL

NO WOK-ABOUT FOR VIKA, DEFENDS AUSSIE TITLE

Just kidding. These aren't better. They're just as fantastic and not problematic in any way. You're welcome!

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Good headline! Very very good headlining. That's just very very clever. I see what you did there. I'll take the three-item combo with extra Orange Chicken and a bottle of Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng, amiright?

But I have ten better ones.

VIKA WINS, BUT MELBOURNE LOVE LI LONG TIME

LI NA FALLS SHORT. BECAUSE SHE'S ASIAN.

POTSTICKER? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER! AZARENKA WINS IN MELBOURNE

LI NA A SITTING PEKING DUCK AS AZARENKA ORDERS WON TON OF WHOOP-ASS

AZARENKA FINDS CHINK IN LI'S CHINKY ARMOR

AZARENKA: TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, NA

VIKA KUNG PAOS LI FOR SECOND AUSSIE TITLE

GUNG HAY FAT CHAMPION IN MELBOURNE

EGG FOO YOUNG GUN BEATS LI IN AUSSIE FINAL

NO WOK-ABOUT FOR VIKA, DEFENDS AUSSIE TITLE

Just kidding. These aren't better. They're just as fantastic and not problematic in any way. You're welcome!