So I'm sitting in my hospital bed and let a huge fart. Right as the candy striper walks in. It was funny. She is kinda cute. She did not laugh like I did. They did drain 1.5 liters of fluid off my lung today. It feels better now.

So I'm sitting in my hospital bed and let a huge fart. Right as the candy striper walks in. It was funny. She is kinda cute. She did not laugh like I did. They did drain 1.5 liters of fluid off my lung today. It feels better now.

Good job at fuckin that one up. You might have been able to talk her into draining some fluid for something else... Good job...