What the hell is this? I'm all for innovative, expressive, unique fashion. But this Brian Lichtenberg skirt modeled after cute, fuzzy, allergic-to-water Gizmo from the film Gremlins is taking it a bit too far (and wide). One must ask: would Gaga even wear this skirt? (I doubt it).

Want to look like a Gremlin is escaping from your pelvic area? It'll only cost you a measly $2,100. But mom, the eyes are made of Swarovski crystals! And how cute - the pockets are the ears! Just don't get it wet...

The perfect boot: the bondage straps that creep up to your thighs; the elevated platform that puts the heel of your foot not far from the ball... Oh, perfection. Oh, Nicholas Kirkwood - you've created heaven for the limbs.

NY lable PHI is closing it's doors. And before I was able to grab their amazing creeper booties! (I was drooling over them at Mona Moore in Venice - but my size 7 feet were swimming in the last pair - an unfortunate size 8.)

Saturday, December 26, 2009

About Me

i don't want to be real in other people's lives. i want to be a ghost. i appear, then disappear. i don't want to have reality in anyone's life because i don't want it in mine. that's the secret of it all. - KL