‘The Killing of a Sacred Deer’ Wants to Know What’s Wrong With You — Take the Test

The doctor is in.

The doctor is in. Colin Farrell plays a surgeon in “The Killing of a Sacred Deer,” his second consecutive collaboration with Yorgos Lanthimos after “The Lobster”; not unlike that film’s spirit-animal quiz, a new website allows you to self-diagnose using a WebMD-like tool. See what’s wrong with you here.

One potential diagnosis is paranoia: “Your mistrust of others is irrational and unnecessary,” read the results. “Administer injections to cure the delusion that anyone cares enough to conspire against you.” If you’d like a second opinion, you can focus on a different body part and/or respond to the queries differently.

You might also have nihilistic rage, in which case “your anger at life’s apparent meaninglessness is futile. Take two every day to lower your temper, but nothing can cure your overall shitty demeanor.”