So you’ve joined a Lifestyle site and you want to get a sex date in. Can’t blame you either… but here is the hard slap danga in your face… there is probably a shit tonne of other guys contacting the same woman or couple as you are right now so you’ve gotta work EXTRA smart to get spotted.

But the good news is 99.95 of the ‘other guys’ will write dick head half assed messages in the subject line that 99.9% of the time actually discourages people from opening them. But don’t despair, here are some awesome subject line headers that will guarantee that your message will get read.

#1 Hi {name of profile] thanks for checking me out

Why this works: You’re including their name which has been proven to stand out time and time again with all the LS couples we know and 2 you are thanking them for checking out which will make them double take… Yea ok, they probably havnt checked you out yet but if you want to be all politically correct then assume you are thanking them in advance.

#2 Face pics attached{name of profile]…

Why this works: Hardly ANY single guys attach their face pictures in an email and it PISSES your potential playmates off – shouting out that you’ve attached one is a sure fire way of getting your message read.

#3 I’ve READ your profile {name of profile]

Why this works: Again 99.99% of guys hitting on couples or women on online LS sites NEVER read their profile. So just take 5 mins to scan their text and make sure to drop in a few things that you can use as conversation starters…

#4 I think you’re my neighbour

Why this works: Well it’s kinda obvious really.

#5 Long time no speak…

Why this works: Sooo many people chat to sooo many other people on these sites that it is really hard to keep on top of all your messages. By including this simple eye catching headline you are going to make them feel obliged to opening up your message BIG TIME.

#6 {name of profile] Is this you?

Why this works: Again, most people will have to click on it to make sure IT’S NOT THEM. Kinda leveraging the basic human instinct to please your basic human instinct…

#7 Because I know you guys are worth it

Why this works: Flattery gets you EVERYWHERE in this Lifestyle. And starting off from this angle practically guarantees you to get a look in.

Ok there you have it… 7 eye popping, cock hopping email subject lines to send to women and couples on LS sites… Now all you got to do is use one of the copy, paste and send messages that you can use that have been proven to work to help single guys like you get laid in the Lifestyle and you can get um all here… https://lsplaybook.com/cb-single-guys/

Dood… I don’t blame you. I’ve been with several cuckold couples and not only is it as sexy as sexy can get it’s also one hell of an easy way to get some sex in the sheets.

And the good news is… actually no! let’s scrap that, the GREAT news is that if you are a single guy that’s happy to screw someone’s wife then you are in heavy demand.

And I don’t just mean heavy! You are as in demand as a condom in a sex club and a bottle of lube at a sex party.

And it doesn’t matter if you want to be a Bull or a Sub to the couple either. Even though, ‘technically’ a cuck / cuckold couple generally comprises of a dominant female with a sub hubby that like very well hung bulls to come and please her in the bedroom, You’ll also find that there are a SHIT LOAD of couples out there that want a sub man to join them too.

In fact, at the time of writing I personally know at least 10 couples who want bulls (vwe guys) and around 20 couples that just want some sub guy for them to get their claws into. Bi or not… that’s up to them and you.

But bottom line… Whatever you are into there are many, cute ass couples out there looking for guys just like you to join them in the sheets for hot as hell and horny as honey sex.

So how do you find them?

The easiest way to get started is to crank out old Tumblr and start searching for cuckold couples. You’ll find ALOT of them like to upload pics and videos of them for you to enjoy. This will get you started and making connections pretty easily if you leave the right comments on the right profiles and you are lucky enough to find a couple near you.

However… you’re going to have to raise the game a little if you want to get some real action and get it real quick as Tumblr is more globally based so the chances of you landing on a couple within a 20 miles radius who are happy to let you get your dick wet is slim.

Next on the list is to checkout Reddit. THERE ARE ALOT of sexy couples on there that openly share pictures and look for guys like you to join them. Look for the R4R subreddit and you’ll have enough eye-candy to keep your lonely solo sessions interesting for a long time.

But dont get too complacent and fap’d out …

Next up is going more yocal… Check out cuckoldmarriage.info ourhotwives.org and spend a little time reading the threads that are already posted so you get to learn the lingo before you start approaching couples. Don’t underestimate this tip.

But when you are ready to take the plunge the easiest, fastest damn sure way you’ll ever find a couple is by finding them though your local LS type of sites.

FACT: A shit tonne of couples are looking for single guys to join them in the bedroom.

HOWEVER: A shit tonne of single guys constantly approach them in totally the wrong way and blow their chances before they will ever blow their load!

Now… I’m sure YOU are fine buddy – but for the others out there then scan these 10 tips PRONTO just to make sure you’re top of your game.

ONLINE:

# TIP 1: SPOT a couple on a Lifestyle site? DUDE… Don’t be sending them messages like ‘I want to fuck you hard’ or ‘I’ve got a HUGE COCK’ You’ll most likely end up in the trash can as opposed to their bedroom. Be polite and super cool instead.

# TIP 2: ALWAYS assume you’re messaging her hubby. So many single guys get this wrong. Write the message to him NOT her and you’ll gain their respect right away.

# TIP 3: INCLUDE photos. NOT cock shots. No one cares how big you are.. Include a decent clear face picture and body shot. This alone will quadruaplize your chances.

# TIP 4: OFFER them drinks first… No one I know will turn down a glass of the fizz before a goOd ole sex session… So ya may as well offer it from the outset.

# TIP 5: OFFER to go to their house and not yours. Chances are they will prefer that (if not they may say a Hotel) but the chances of you getting them to your’s is very low… Plus you don’t have to change the sheets or tidy up first.

OFFLINE:

# TIP 1: DON’T just walk on up to the lady, ignore her guy and assume she’ll fall for you. It does not work that way! ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS talk to her husband just as much / if not MORE than you do to the women. You have to earn his respect if you want to bang his wife… Fair enough I think?

# TIP 2: WHEN you are chatting with a couple, please don’t say some dumb ass shizzle like ‘Want to go upstairs so I can fuck y’a ass? Try and hold some kind of dignity. Let them take the lead and go at their speed.

# TIP 3: YOU’RE in the their world… They are not in yours. You fit in with them. PERIOD. So find out what they like / want… if it doesn’t match yours then get the hell outta there! Moral of this point is don’t be pushy

# TIP 4: MMF or MF? Is her husband a watcher? Does he like to join in? Will he head on over to the local Bar whilst you’re balls deep in his lady? Yeaaaah that happens to me ALOT. But the key thing to remember here is that it’s not like that for every couple. So make sure to find ones that want the same as you and be straight up about it. If you want to be balls deep alone, then you can’t get all pissy and try and cock block her fella when the play is kicking of. That’s just BAD.

# TIP 5: CANT GET HARD? Don’t be an ass and get all stressy about it… You’ve got 10 fingers, 10 toes, a tongue and heck… even your elbow to use so please her in some other way. Remember – if you do a good job… they’ll be knocking on your door for round 2.

If you want to get a whole resource of handy tips on how to meet married couples, get laid fast, and the full inside scoop on everything there’s to know about banging couples then head on over to the Single Guys Edition of the Lifestyle Playbook. The most complete, concise and in demand guide to helping guys get laid on the entire planet.

So you’re either feelin a little frisky and like getting it on by reading sex tip posts or you’re curious to learn exactly how to go down on a woman the right way. Either way you’re bang in the right place. As all these have been field tested and refined over many years.

For the sake of a randomly weird post though, let’s assume it’s the latter shall we.

Don’t Go In All Guns A Blazin’. “Never tear of her panties and just go in for the kill. Take your time cowboy and make her wait. The longer she waits… the wetter she will get. Assuming you’ve given her nips a good seeing too then start kissing the belly button first. Working your way down slooooowly. Then Just as you get right to the point make sure to lick all around her pussy first. Keep it sacred.”

Softly Softly Catchy Monkey. “Your tongue can be a powerhouse of pain when it comes to lapping vagina. Take it gentle… make it soft to start with and respond with the right pressure to how she groooans.”

Get into the Groove Babeh’. “You know just at the point you’re about to come and someone changes tac? Well it SUCKS don’t it. So make sure to do the same back. When you feel her welling keep on movin’ till the jobs done.”

Pay Attention.”Know matter how early on in the game you are always pay attention to the way she moves, the way she grinds on your tongue, the way she grumbles with bliss. Each woman is different so make sure to pay attention to her body and give her what she craves.”

Make Her Wait Then Wet Then Wild.”It’s a journey… Tease her and build up the anticipation, get her wet and throbbing then at the exact point get her to go wild. The repeat.”

The Clit Or No Clit.” Oh where to nibble. Every goddamn women I have ever been with likes it a little different to the next. And to nibble at or NOT nibble at the Clit is by far the biggest difference. Some women just want you to chew on that lil fucker all night long. Others? Seem to hop right out of bed the second you start dashing with your tongue. Figure out what she likes and figure it out fast.”

Fingers, Thumbs, Elbows and Tongues.”Get creative. Some women just want you to passionately lick her vagina. Others like a few fingers in there and some even like to be fisted with both hands as she takes anal. I’ve me them all… So make sure to work out if she wants more or less in there as you tongue dashing like a crazy mofo.

G-Spot. Many A Woman Love That There Gorgeous G-Spot.”It’s just on the inner wall a little below her belly button if you’re a wonderin’. Find it, master it. Learn to rub it gently before you rub it hard. If there was a magic button this is it.”

Get Comfy.”Treat her like a queen. Lay her on her back, get her a pillow for her head, give her a little massage firt and make her super relaxed. The more relaxed she is the better it’ll be.”

Don’t Forget Her Ass.”The number of women I have been with that just spread their thighs and wiggle their ass in my face for some love is incredible. Most Women love it so learn to love it too. Just give it a little attention every now and then and see if she digs it.”

Be A Man.”Getting tired? Poor you. There’s a million other guys she could be with right now so EAT IT, deserve it, WORK FOR IT.”

The Final Hurdle.”She welling up? About to come? Go deep, go hard or go home. Give it everything that you’ve got. Don’t stop. You CAN do it.

Is She A Gusher?.”If you glide your fingers in right after she has come and rub around her g-spot with a ‘come here’ motion quite vigorously and she starts making a dampening sound you got yourself a gusher. CONGRATS! But don’t go nuts as she might not no it herself. Ask her if she is first and if she doesn’t know warn her that she will think she is about to pee herself and reassure her she’s not. Then rub that spot like crazy. Getting harder and faster every second. She will well right up and start squirting like a fountain. DEVINE 😉