ANAHEIM, Calif. - No truth to the rumor that Red Sox vice chairman Phil Morse, who in the past has given rides to Johnny Damon and the CIA, dispatched his private jet to Pawtucket for David Ortiz, who now has homered in three straight games for the PawSox. Or that the New England Revolution, with their newly discovered talent for apprehending naked miscreants, have offered to serve as escorts should Papi choose to fly commercial.