Step away from the subject and consider it from a third party perspective. Let's say me and you went hunting in say Northern Canada, and you shot, killed, bagged, and tagged the Sasquatch. Of course we are roughing it back to the road home, we packed light so obviously we don't have any camera equipment to document this incredible discovery. Anyways all's well, we get the body loaded up on our boat and we set sail. Keep in mind we've met alot of people between there and here and we could've documented the body once, but we didn't. Because we're all jacked up on killing Sasquatch or we drank too much mountain dew, whatever it is we don't take pics. Anyways about halfway through we eject the body into the ocean, then as soon as we land back in the good ol' U S of A we are greeted with open arms. News has spread like wildfire, actually >95% of all news sources that day are Frontpaging our heroic and epic capture of a real Sasquatch, even though there is no photos or body or confirmation that a burial at sea was conducted while we were on board by the ship's captain. Are you following this logic yet? Shall I continue?

Am I the only one who sees when the system fails you will have lost the ability to react and save yourself? You can veer out of the way because something goes wrong because you are in control still. I see 500 of your magic app zip cars smashing into a giant fireball at 150 mph because of some hacker or more likely an outsourced design flaw and a system error occurs. Think it thru is all I'm saying...

We are here to commemorate and recognize unparallelled achievements and excellence in multiple fields today. A most very good job on your world sterilization..err vaccination aid programs and total surveillance grids, Kinect, Skype, Bing, Xbox One, plus many, many more we cannot name here in a public forum today Sir Billiam. We truly could not have done it as quickly without you. You are a shining example of leadership and progress in the new world. May the plebes always lick your boots and bow before you wherever you may be.

I just believe you are really too far gone then friend. ALL Hail Emperor Obama, the NSA is a good thing, DHS is here to protect us from the evil terrorists, TSA gropes your children and grandparents for FREEDOM. 'MURICA FUCK YA!