But we simply cannot fathom the potential market for BieberHair, an iPhone and Android app that adds teen pop star Justin Bieber’s luscious tween-mane to any pictures on your phone, then tweets those photos. We wracked our brains, and the only possible people we could think of who needed this were:

—Apple-cheeked tween boys who wonder if they too would earn the unyielding affection of the female cohort if they only had Bieber’s flowing bowl cut

— Tween girls, who simply cannot abide any picture that does not have at least one case on Bieber-hair

— Entertainment bloggers who can only see the world as a series of Bieber-influenced traffic patterns

—Twentysomethings who like to buy apps ironically

—Paul McCartney, curious about what he would have looked like as a blond

There are literally no other groups of people in the world who would need this. (via Gizmodo)