A shirt that is too small and ends around the belly button. Below the shirt is a sag of fat. Named after Baby Huey.

Bowl Full Of Jelly

A fat person’s stomach, not to be confused with the bowl full of jelly used to put on bagels, toast, or any other carb-licious meal.

Breathing time

After exerting physical energy fat people need a moment to breath. Often large gasps of air for about five minutes, followed by a large amount of sweat and heavy breathing.

Chicken strip lunch special

Bigguns may want to visit their local Fred Meyer for this great feast which includes 3 giant strips, any side.. but who wouldn’t pick the Jo Jo’s.. A soda and a roll all for under $5! And they toss in free ranch! Boo Ya! That is some good eatin’

Chubby Chaser

A person who is sexually attracted to fat people for reasons unbeknownst to the persons friends.

Chubster

Someone who is fat

Exceptional size

A nice way for business to say that you are overweight, but really they may as well say “fat freaks” or “freaking ginormous.

Jolly

Full of high spirits. Many will say Santa is jolly and because fat people are fat like Santa they are also considered jolly when they are in high spirits. You may say “You sure look Jolly shaking your bowl full of Jelly.

Motorized Fat Conveyance Devices (MFCD)

You know the I am too fat and lazy to walk around picking out items for my next gorge session. Ever notice how the back end of these folks spill over the sides and hide the scooter there by making the person appear to float on a cloud of Fatness

PDSO

Public Displays of Showing Obesity. This is when people point out to fat people they are fat or the fat person does so on their own by wearing a Baby Huey shirt.

Peanut butter Spoons

When fat people are too tired to go to the store to buy Ben & Jerry’s they improvise and scoop a spoon full of peanut butter then dip the peanut buttered spoon into a bag of chocolate chips, M&M’s or any other treat hidden away.

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LOL!! I love it. I have never tried the peanut butter thing, interesting.

We should start calling Wal-Mart Whale-Mart!

My husband sees people strutting across the grocery store parking lot with more than a muffin-top hanging out over the top of their low-rise jeans. I think that’s called the “dunlap syndrome”, their belly has dun-lapped over the top of their pants. On a guy it’s called the “dickiedoo disease”, their belly sitcks out farther than their dickie do.

Don’t ask, it’s just an old southern expression I picked up from years ago.

A “spin off” of the Whale Pod: “The Baby Whale Family” as they’re not all morbidly obese, but they’re getting there quickly, especially when their two-year-old weighs about 70lbs and is always screaming for cookies and milk.

Jennifer I am a fat person. I am 307 pounds. While I understand that weight loss is difficult (I’m in the process, down from 334) or even impossible for people with certain glandular problems, I whole-heartedly disagree with the idea that “people can’t help the way they look.” I brush my teeth, keep my hair tidy, dress nicely, and maintain a decent tan. I have been told I am a rather attractive large man. I control how I look to some extent, with the exception of course being my size.

Jennifer I LOVE this site and I am a fatty. It REALLY helps to know that there are people that don’t like or are hurt by the things that are posted on here. There are some people that say mean things but for the most part it helps to feel like people understand