TAB-ing - How do you do it?

Old-Salt

So how do you physically perform a Tactical Advance to Battle?
I've Googled and it came back with nothing.

"Be an example to your men, in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide."
- Field Marshall Erwin Rommel

I'll give you old school ally, but we're on a new level of ally as yet unquantifiable by man!

Old-Salt

"Be an example to your men, in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide."
- Field Marshall Erwin Rommel

I'll give you old school ally, but we're on a new level of ally as yet unquantifiable by man!

Old-Salt

"Be an example to your men, in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide."
- Field Marshall Erwin Rommel

I'll give you old school ally, but we're on a new level of ally as yet unquantifiable by man!

LE

You dress up in something sexy, Hot pants and nipple tassles lets say. You empty all of your power ranger toys and lego from your school bag. Fill it with weight, like the 80 pounds of **** tissue under your bed. Then find a local pedo to chase you. Tell him if he gets you he can take you **** virginity. Should not be to hard to find some one who touches kids, just speak to one of your adult instructors.

Then you dont have to run just walk fast as the fat sweaty whizzing mess tries to catch you,find his own cock the stick it in you.

Crow

You dress up in something sexy, Hot pants and nipple tassles lets say. You empty all of your power ranger toys and lego from your school bag. Fill it with weight, like the 80 pounds of **** tissue under your bed. Then find a local pedo to chase you. Tell him if he gets you he can take you **** virginity. Should not be to hard to find some one who touches kids, just speak to one of your adult instructors.

Then you dont have to run just walk fast as the fat sweaty whizzing mess tries to catch you,find his own cock the stick it in you.

LE

And before long you'll conclude that whatever it's called, still just means putting one foot in front of the other quick style.

Cue willy waving as to who walks faster.

" When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. "
Rudyard Kipling

Swinger

And the idea that Tab means 'Tactical Advance into Battle' is a made up bit of waltishness. The word 'Tab' is old English slang for 'foot'. It just means walking. If you ever join up you'll do plenty of tabbing. Most of it won't particularly 'tactical' or take place anywhere near a 'battle'.

Old-Salt

The grammar in that is just piss poor. Surely you don't represent your regiment/corps?...Then again your just an old wanka running out of time.

"Be an example to your men, in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide."
- Field Marshall Erwin Rommel

I'll give you old school ally, but we're on a new level of ally as yet unquantifiable by man!

Old-Salt

Didn't you hear? The Taleban have decided that guns and bombs aren't getting them any closer to toppling the Afghan government, and are now leaving roadside spelling tests in areas with high civilian population density.