Okay so hear we all go. These are important questions that need real truthfull responses.

1) You just get a job working for a phone company, inbound calls having something to do with internet. Nothing to fancy but your stuck at a desk with limite internet access. Your direct Manager comes over to you and says he wants to have a meeting with you and his boss. You walk into one of the side rooms and a horse is sitting there wearing a really nice tie and cufflinks. What did you have for breakfast? What color is your boss's tie? And how what is your favorite sandwitch. Be as specific as possible.

2) If you could punch any animal and get away wioth it what animal would it be and why?

1. that is pretty much my job but replace "internet" with forklift parts, I spend all my working life talking about engines and shit but don't know how to mend my own car.
I don't eat breakfast, I'm pretty much down to one meal a day but fill my calorie allowance with beer so I'm still a fat fuck and no one realises I don't really eat.
My boss wore a blue striped tie today he also wore grey pin striped trousers so it looked fucking stupid.
As for favourite sandwich its got to be the classic BLT

I was there by the river, minding my own business and these white fancy duck bitches come floating by and get all antsy just because they have chicks.
The big one gets out of the water and starts flapping its wings at me and I remembered that thing they say about them being able to break a mans arm and there is no way I was going into work the next in plaster and being the one who had his arm broken by a goose

Oh, I love kids. I work in a drop-off day care center (still waiting around for teaching job).
But, it's like working with tigers. You love them, but you have to know their nature or they will rip your mutherflippin' head off.

I got chased by a goose on my way home from school once and it was biting my heel, in front of other people who already mocked me, and for a little while they stopped calling me a dyke and started honking at me instead. I wouldn't hit a bird though, come on.

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