Random Creature Mashup Project #001 - Pronghog

I've discovered a random animal generator online that simply gives you separate images of two (or more) animals. My first turn on it gave me American pronghorn antelope and an African warthog. I thought to myself: "That combination seems plausible! Perhaps something like this lived in Oligocene epoch, who knows?" Anyway, I decided to keep the animal image randomizer spinning, and see what fresh nightmare it bestows upon me (and by transit of property, on you guys ;-)