McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish Beatdown

A McDonald’s worker in South Brunswick, New Jersey was attacked this week after an irate customer didn’t want to wait three minutes for his Filet-O-Fish.

WTF?

Cops say the Looney Bird Johnson hoisted himself through the small drive-thru window and accosted an employer because the sandwich was taking too long. The suspect — who is still at large — will face up to five year behind bars for the assault. This isn’t the first time a McDonald’s customer has lost their damn mind over one of the fast food chain’s fat saturated snacks. Last year, a Kansas City woman was arrested after she attacked a Mickey D’s employee with a bucket of cleaning water, destroyed five register, and caused $5,000 in damages to a Missouri McDonalds after cooks prepared her Big Mac wrong.