If
a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And
the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,And
the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,Then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If
the label on the cable on the table at your house,Says
the network is connected to the button on your mouse,But
your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,That's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,And
your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;Then
you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,'Cuz
sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When
the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,And
the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,Then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.Quickly
turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!