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Sunday, June 30, 2013

Okay-- I'm not sure if you all have noticed, but the west coast accidentally slid ONTO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN.

I HATE heat waves. I do. For one thing, they make me feel like a cave dweller. I huddle in the air conditioner like The Croods, and when I go outside it's always a carefully orchestrated maneuver to not let the sun kill me ded. (sic) The one thing that will cause me to snap during these times are children that think the car after it's been turned off is a PERFECT place to lounge around and count their belly-button lint, because, you know, when it's 110 outside and you're in a tin box, you have ALL THE TIME IN THE FUCKING WORLD.

Saying.

For another, they are one more reminder of the things I personally haven't done, the times I haven't recycled, the unnecessary trips I personally have taken, and all of the styrofoam cups I used in the nineties-- I personally have helped destroyed the ozone layer to the point that our planet is killing us dead, and I'm sorry. Seriously. I'll never get the mixed recycling in the garbage again if only, please only, we can sink to double digit numbers sometime before next week? PLease? If we could? Because, you know, armageddon by heat wave is a really shitty way to go!

Anyway, so we spent this morning at my parents, playing in their pool, and we're going to spend tomorrow at the health club, playing in THEIR pool, and sometime in the morning I need to go out to the store and come home with food. It MUST be in the morning, because when it's 90 degrees by ten a.m., if you do it in the afternoon, you get home and your ice cream is liquid and your milk is solid and this is a BAD THING.

Chicken only has a couple more days with us-- she's talking about transferring to a two semester college, and I'm actually rooting for her to do this. I miss my Chicken. I resent time I spend working when she's here, but I cannot possibly not write for three weeks, so that's sort of a drag. So I'm taking her tomorrow after our time in the pool with the short people (who are getting taller-- EEEEK!) to go get our toes done. For one thing, I've got a convention in two weeks, and if I get them done now, they'll only be a little shoddy by then. (I'm going to RWA in Atlanta, but I'm sort of at minimum visibility-- I think mostly I'm going to be the Dreamspinner dogsbody, and this makes me very happy!) And, you know. We can get pedicures-- and that just SOUNDS like a mother daughter thing, right? Although I've read her tarot twice and we've done our nails, and, basically had late night talks. She's still my little girl, really-- although, apparently, I've trained her to be a wedding guest to the Ancient Mariners of the world. I'm not sure how I feel about this-- raising compassionate children is something to be proud of, but the wedding guest didn't have an easy time of it. And while I personally feel a degree of safety among the ancient mariners of the world, because I'm an adult and capable mostly of defending myself, I don't like sending my daughter in among the crazies and telling her to listen to their stories. Remember, my bio-mom is an ancient mariner-- I grew up with the phenomenon, but I sort of made it a point to keep my children out of that particular nursery rhyme. But I think it's like the belief in the American Romantic hero-- the belief that every story needs to be heard, and everyone needs validation is something I've passed to my children without even realizing I was doing it. So, when I send my daughter out into the world, I'm sending a wedding guest out into an ancient mariner's playground, and I worry. From one wedding guest to another, I guess.

Whew! Okay-- so, I just spent an hour ranting here and I just eliminated it, and it's probably for the best. Anyway-- no rant today-- just the chance to go watch Four Weddings and a Funeral, which is one of my favorites.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

So, every time I have a book release I have a dilemma with the blog. Do I blog on my regular day (which would be today, at every two days) and then make a special blog for the actual story with all the links, or do I blog on the story release day with all the links and then shortchange the regular day's blog. So, given that I am naturally lazy, and don't want to do two blogposts, I'm going to put my post up with the links I have, and AS THE LINKS GO LIVE I'm going to put them in this post. Now this isn't a big deal for people who just sort of visit the post offhand, but for the people who read the post on GoodReads, you may want to check back the blog site, because it won't update automatically. So, I could be adding links like a madwoman and not a soul would know.

So, anyway, let's talk about Forever Promised!
I have done a lot of interviews about this book--it's the wrap up of a sort of beloved four volume series, and people have wanted to know how I feel about "this is the end".
And a part of me is devastated. These people lived with me for nearly four years. They're not going to be in my head anymore? I'm not going to write about them anymore? I'm just... just... done?
Except I don't think it works that way.
Mary Calmes and I have this game we play. Our favorite guys. My favorite guys of hers are Malik, from the Warders, Rand, from Timing, Jory from A Matter of Time (because I am Jory, and Mary is Sam, and our friends have all verified this to be true,) Jin (who is an insufferable snot) from A Change of Heart, and Web from Frog.
Her favorite guys of mine are: Mikhail, Dex/Kane (and we both agreed that this couple and this couple only are so completely interlocked that they cannot be separated), Jace, Deacon, and Ace.
Mikhail never wavers for her. He is the characters that has layers she can fall through and examine with a microscope, and every time she rereads that book I'm afraid she's going to find a hole, a flaw, a something that makes him less than human for her, and she never does.
And I find this incredibly encouraging. It means Mikhail is real. Because the thing about writing is that these people are inside your head. And you can't tell them what to do. Sometimes they fuck up when you weren't expecting them to. Sometimes the things they do just totally fucking surprise you. I've got a porn star right now who waited eighty-five thousand words before having full frontal sex with his love interest. Now somebody tell me that fucker wasn't just messing with me because he could. So, as a writer, I'm pretty sure these guys are real. They may not have a social security number in this universe, but they've definitely got one in some universe, and they've got a blood type and a medical record (aherm, some longer than others) and they've got scars and a past and...They're real!
And if they're real to Mary (and, from what I gather, they're real to a lot of you folks out there!) that means I'm not crazy. My people are real, and the best part of that is that they will never be done. Even if I never put out another Promise book, they'll be there, in my head, meeting new challenges, influencing the new generation, growing up, growing older, but never growing less real.
So how does it feel to be done?
I don't feel done. I feel done with the series, but I'm pretty sure, Deacon's family is going to be a low mutter in my head during family gatherings, Christmases, weddings, and new family members, for pretty much always. If someone wants to write a fiction showing those things, that's okay-- that means those people are speaking to them too.
So I'm not done. The series is done, but I'm not. They're my guys. I love them. They're going to keep going. I'm unutterably proud of that--and grateful for all the people who have been along for the ride.
So, that being said, here are some links (I'll come back and refresh these as they go live):Forever Promised on Dreamspinner

And-- this is for Bolt-Hole, but I have to say, it's really cool. Niki Massey, who runs Amy Lane Anonymous, the FB fan page, is doing a youtube.com podcast about Bolt-Hole, which she really loved. It's online Saturday at 7:30 PST--and here's the link if you're interested. I am-- I'm going to be checking it out as soon as I can!

Monday, June 24, 2013

Recital hits us every year, and every year, I wonder that I have something new to blog about. This year is no different--yeah, I was backstage this year, but that only made the experience, uhm, richer somehow.

Okay.

It wasn't on my list of favorite things, no.

For one thing, getting to see my own kids was really frickin' hard, and I actually missed Squish doing Ghostbusters, which was depressing because it was her favorite song. I know, I know, other parents miss their kids, but you know what? It still sucks. Getting the two kids to the four classes a week bites, and Chicken literally got off the plane and walked into last week's rehearsal to help, and she loved it, and felt really happy to spend her vacation doing that, but dammit, I would have liked to see it a little.

Okay, so there's my whine. It's vintage and aged in bitterness, perhaps we can throw it out now.

By the way-- twelve five-year old girls. If you ever have a chance to get twelve five-year-old girls in and out of costume, and set up with snack and set up in line and quiet in line, and not plucking the feathers off of their duckling costumes and not shoving the chopsticks out of their hair and not running to the bathroom six-thousand times a day and not guzzling water and not eating like locusts because they have nothing but snack between one in the afternoon and seven at night and not crying because of sudden onset mommy-missing and not climbing on top of walls with their duckling costumes and not falling out of their little mandarin outfits and not...

*flops backwards dramatically on the couch*

Oh. My God.

If you ever get a chance to do this thing? Run the hell away.

I spent yesterday at the movies with my family and watching Monster's University, and writing. When I wrote, I literally sank myself so deeply into my work that the only reason the family knew I was alive was because of the twitch. *twitch twitch* (And the sobbing. Ethan Gold got sad.) I would rather teach an entire week of high school than one day of five-year old girls. The next time you meet a kindergarten teacher, by all means, weep on that person in gratitude-- I know I plan to. Jesus H. Christ, I'd sooner wear salmon cologne in a bear cage than do that on a daily basis. At least the bears would make it quick.

But we survived. The family recital team made it through intact, with only vague puzzling questions left in our wake. Questions such as, "Why did I buy an entire package of wife-beaters for my son to wear when he was going to forget and leave his tank shirt in his dance bag when he put on the night shirt it was supposed to go under?" Were eventually answered with, "Apparently I bought them so he could spend his summer looking like Thugs-R-Us, get over it!"

And then, the surreal, funny part of the day.

The entire family (sans Big T, who has essentially bailed on the entire dance thing since he was twelve with no regrets) went out to Chevy's after the recital, because we were tired and hungry and hyper. So, when we got out of the restaurant, this post-it was schwacked to my car window.

Now I know I'm asking for it. I've got pro-Obama bumper stickers on the crapmobile because I'm actually way more political in my private life than I am even in my public life, and I've gotten used to being honked at and flipped off in traffic by random wild-eyed strangers in gas-guzzling pickup trucks that say things like "You can take my gun away when you pry it from my cold, dead hands." (I always want to take them up on that, but, well, that pesky jail thing...) This town is not pro on the president, because, as I've said many times, this here's part of the Northern California Bible Belt, and I've got the ex-job to prove it.

But still. This post-it cracked me up. Because, you know, if this guy had only spelled "idiot" correctly I might seriously have reconsidered my entire world view.

Uhm, you know, it's a post-it. Maybe not.

But we survived! Yay!!! I'm so relieved. We have an entire week off, and, well, without realizing it, I signed myself up to go to RWA in July right during the State Fair, which means that I don't have to go to the fair when it's a fifty-seven-thousand degrees outside and watch them forget their dances in a miasma of sweat! God. I feel bad not being there, but seriously-- I wish I could claim credit for scheduling that on purpose. A smart woman would avoid shit like this.

But then, I'm obviously not that bright. I'm not an IDOT, but still. I foresee a few more dances in our future, before we call this quits.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

* Except these locusts refuse to eat fresh fruit or fresh veggies, even if you're buying

* They have a secret sixth sense for whenever you are going into nap, and suddenly it's time to talk. (This goes double for husbands who are jealous that you are suddenly spending your time with your children.)

* They think "mom working" is just a quaint thing she does where she stares at her computer screen and while the entire world melts down behind her.

* They assume someone else is going to walk the dog until he pees on their stuff

* Your friends send you lots of NSFW links that you just open anyway because usually nobody's home with you
* That thing you did to make all these children becomes a dream of the past, like it happened to somebody else, in a place where adult children don't stay up until three a.m.
* That weird "time is relative" thing happens when you triple plan for downtime you accidentally scheduled with a volunteer gig that you feel completely unappreciated while doing

* Your happy time at the gym must be carefully negotiated or it morphs into family time at the gym and you spend three hours in a chlorinated pool and spend two days sleeping off the sunburn

* Anything you want to watch on television becomes an affront to your adult children's lives and an attempt to shit all over their creative freedom to warp your younger children by watching R-rated horror films in front of them

* You would literally blow the pizza guy as a tip, just go get him to sneak you some chocolate chip cookie dough, since you and your husband have been supposedly dieting, and you are now all gungh-ho about fruit and yoghurt and all you want is some fucking lard and sugar filled toasted crap!!!
* The dog eats chew toys and nobody understands the term vacuum

* You're so distracted that your porn stars haven't had sex for 77 thousand words. Did you hear that? Celibate porn stars. For fuck's sake-- doesn't that like break the space time continuum or something?

* You write a scene literally about a conversation about poop that your characters have through the bathroom door, and it doesn't occur to you until talking to the dog and the kids through the bathroom door that your inner life does not have even a bathroom door to separate it from your outer life, and that your porn stars might have another 25 K before they get their rocks off!

* You gain weight in spite of eating yoghurt and fruit, and you really wish you could blow that pizza delivery guy for the cookie dough because you're emotions demand it!

* Your oldest son tells you to "bite me" and you're just relieved because it means he's going to go sulk in his room

* You cook glop and ignore all the complaints because it is your glop and you loves it

* You put in Knight's Tale because if you're not getting any work done anyway, dammit, you might as well get you're own fucking TV!

Going to watch Knight's Tale now. Next week, I'll probably try blogging from McDonalds so that my family and I might LIVE!

Monday, June 17, 2013

See, today may be our anniversary, but this weekend was the San Francisco Marathon, and Mate ran the half-course, so I got to be his plus-sized cheerleader on the sidelines.

It was really a pretty wonderful time.

We got to SF early Saturday, so Mate could sign in, and then we checked into the hotel which was sort of amazingly awesome. You know that house in Harry Potter-- Sirius Black's House-- the one that was sort of squeezed between two other buildings? This hotel was JUST LIKE THAT. It was the Hotel Griffon, and it was Squished between the YMCA and something else. It was a luxury hotel--but the rooms were laid out like those little tiny perfectly engineered spaces where every cubic foot counts. And although from our room, we had a view of Steuert street, from the opposite end of the hallway, this was the view.

Look at that. The Embarcadero and the Bay Bridge. Can you beat that? Not with a flogger and a bullwhip, that's for damned sure! Anyway, we got back and ate lunch at Gott's, which is inside the Embarcadero, and I took this picture from our picnic table while devouring an ahi burger that would have made angels weep.

So, you know, there was that.

The next day, we got up at crotch-o-dawn a.m. so Mate could go run. Our original plan was for me to stick my head out of that window with the view of the bay, but I took one look out there in the morning and thought I wanted to actually see him run by, so I ran downstairs and was in place in time for the seventh wave (no, not the Sting song) and I got to see him run by. Of course, I couldn't have actually seen him if he hadn't waved at me and flagged me down, because geez, among all my other weaknesses, apparently picking a face out of a mass of humanity goes down as a really frickin' huge one. Anyway, he's in that mass of humanity photographed below-- and he's in a red shirt and he's waving madly to me-- yay!

After that, I ran and hopped on the MASSIVELY uncomfortable shuttle designed for carrying grade school kids, UGH, and we drove to the three mile mark. Of course Mate, being a good and smart Mate, had my phone programmed to track his progress, and as we neared the three mile mark, I realized that he'd passed this mark twenty minutes earlier, so, that was futile.

I did, however, manage to get to the finish line about a twenty minutes before he got there--and that almost proved my undoing. There I was, waiting patiently, checking his progress from marker to marker, and figuring out, "Hey, he should be here in about five... minutes..." when he suddenly waved his arm RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and shouted my name. I was so busy looking at my phone figuring out when he SHOULD get there, I almost missed him when he DID get there, and that would have sucked. But I waved madly back and that as awesome.

See-- and here's some background you might have needed-- when Mate ran the full marathon in San Diego, back about ten years ago when I was pregnant with Zoomboy, he thought we missed him come in. We had no way to track him and he was about two hours later than all his peers. I'd been at the finish line with four kids (two of them belonged to another friend) and they were hot and bored and burning (seriously-- blistering burning because it was overcast and they were sitting on the metal bleachers) and I didn't want to miss him. But I'd been sort of whiny during the entire trip (no, this doesn't reflect well on me either) and he thought I'd just bailed on watching him come in because he didn't see us even though we were there, and we got into a big hairy fight (which is really unlike us) and I had to burst into tears and tell him that we wouldn't do that to him-- we were proud of him.

Well, this time around, I wasn't pregnant and hauling four kids around, so I was in a much better and much more supportive frame of mind, and he hadn't been listening to me whine for three days, so he was much more appreciative of his own personal cheerleader. And when he came in, I looked up and we saw each other and I was there at the finish (although we must have walked right past each other there at the end) and I got a picture of him, holding a medal, with the finish line in sight.

And see-- marriage does get better as it gets older, who knew that was even possible, right?

I didn't. I do now. Because the pewter or half marathon or San Francisco anniversary was really really rock awesome, and I'm so proud of my Mate that I could cry.

And did I mention that, twenty-six and a half years ago, our first date was in San Francisco. We weren't really dating-- it was just supposed to be as friends, and another friend bailed--but I loved him so much even then, and watching one of the last Journey concerts with the guy you loved when you got to walk around the City by the Bay before then-- well, that's gotta be called a date. I think he remembers it as a date--sometimes the best memories really are the ones you create after the fact, right? Anyway, so we got to go back to our city, and we got to put paid to one sort of crappy memory with a really really awesome memory, and twenty-four years isn't nearly long enough.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Okay-- so wrapping up a series is hard. I mean, really hard. I had to put this book down three times-- once for City Mouse, once for Bolt Hole and once for Racing for the Sun. It was worth it-- I think both those books were new territory for me and I'm proud of them, and when the dragon flies sometimes you just gotta fly with it, but putting this book down didn't make it any easier to write.

it really hurts to say goodbye.

For one thing, I wanted to say goodbye to every body--which meant I had multiple plotlines to wrap up, and that's hard, don't let anyone tell you different. I wanted to leave our guys in a good place, a Happy Ever After place, but not in a "everybody's so happy it defies the bounds of probability given how fucked up everyone was at the beginning" place, and, well, that's a delicate wire to walk.

I hope I did it justice.

One of the things people reading this book need to be aware of-- everybody had a chapter. Deacon, Crick, Mikhail, Shane, Jeff, Collin, Benny and Jon-- they all get a say so in this, sometimes just so we could be in their head. So there's that, and there's also (and forgive me for this) girl cooties are all over the frickin' place. Yes-- there is implied sex with girls, (from their appropriate partners, of course) and yes there is a girl's POV and yes, there's reproductive difficulties because, well, you're married for a while and you want to have a baby, and with gay men, that's an obstacle because the equipment is different. I refused to just have our girls--whom we loved-- pop out babies like gerbils. It was a disservice to them, especially because, while I know my body was made for dropping the little darlings at the end of the tomato row and then just popping that bugger in a basket and finishing the next row, I know a lot of women who have had much different experiences, and, well, if people want babies, girl cooties need to be addressed. I'm not going to apologize-- I wanted to write real people, and these are real people's problems. I'm pretty sure those who have followed the series thus far are with me on this, and I love them for it.

And yeah-- when you get to the end, I think you'll recognize it as "The End"-- I put a pretty big stamp of "They Lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER" here-- but I think-- hope-- that by the time you get there, you'll think it's a really good place to be.

So here it is, available for pre-order. I hope you love it as much as I do-- but I'm pretty sure you'll have the same problem I did. It really hurts to say goodbye.

Keeping Promise Rock: Book Four

Crick has been home from Iraq for five years, Jeff and Collin are finally married, and Shane and Mikhail are quietly making lives better for the dispossessed teenagers who come their way. Everything is right in Deacon's world, but nothing ever stays the same.

When Deacon's best friends, Jon and Amy, answer the call of an opportunity in Washington, DC, Deacon figures that’s life. You love people, and they leave you, and you survive. Even Benny, Crick’s little sister, is close to grown and ready to start her own future. But Benny loves Deacon, and she owes him—she may move beyond The Pulpit and Levee Oaks one day, but not without leaving something of herself behind. And so she offers Deacon and Crick an amazing gift… and a terrifying decision.

Benny’s offer forces Deacon and Crick to dredge up every past mistake and offer of redemption. And not just the two of them—everybody is forced to examine the chances they've been given and the promises they've made. In a real family, a child is a promise, and to the men and women of Promise Rock, keeping that promise will change their lives forever.

And here's the excerpt that will appear on the site before it's released:

Benny: Life with Girl Cooties
WHEN Bernice Angela Coats was three years old, her older half brother,
Carrick James Francis, cut church one day and never went again for the rest of
his life.
No, that lucky fucker got to spend his weekends at The Pulpit, a horse
ranch run by Deacon Winters and his father, Parrish, and if Crick’s new best
friends hadn’t spent their time taking Benny and her sisters out to the park or
the movies as they got older, she might have hated Crick for that.
What she did instead was fall in love with Deacon.
Benny was a smart girl—she couldn’t possibly hate Crick. Crick made her
dinner and did her laundry and put Crystal and Missy to sleep after they came
along. When Benny was six, Crystal was three, and Missy was one, both the
littler kids had some sort of explosive diarrhea, which meant their mother
must have cooked. Anyway, Bob (as Benny called her father in her thoughts,
because that’s what Crick called him) got home and both the kids were crying
and dinner was burning on the stove and Crick had Missy on his hip and she’d
just crapped all over them both while he was turning off the heat on some mac
and cheese that was never meant to be.
Bob backhanded Crick as he stood and the water of the boiling pot
splashed up and burnt Missy, and Crick had to tend to her and his split lip
together.
It wasn’t a new thing—Bob hit Crick all the time—but it was, perhaps,
the first time it really sank into Benny’s head that it wasn’t fair. It was the first
time any of the girls had gotten hurt, and Benny realized a lot of what Crick
did for them was take the punishment Bob ordinarily dished out.

As Benny got older and she saw examples of her brother’s hair-trigger
temper and shotgun mouth, she started to understand they were all lucky.
Crick had some of the things that made him a lot like Bob, but was spending
weekends at The Pulpit, so he had Deacon and Parrish too, so those bad things
didn’t mix in the right way, and he stayed her big brother.
And that was why, when Crick came out as gay in the middle of a funeral,
she didn’t begrudge him to Deacon.
Deacon was the one to come collect him off the front lawn. She’d seen
them picking Crick’s shit up, like it wasn’t even a question. She’d seen how
Crick had yearned, even then, when she was ten years old. She had a home,
still, and Bob wasn’t hitting her yet, so she could give Crick to Deacon. She
hadn’t known, really, what gay meant, or why Bob thought it was so bad, but
she knew her brother deserved the kindness in Deacon’s eyes more than
anyone else she knew.
As time passed, and she had to duck more often because Bob started
noticing she was the one in charge of the little kids, and all of that shit little
kids did—crap, cry, need food—was all on her head, she started to dream she
would have a Deacon one day, who would come and save her from what her
life was when Deacon and Crick and Parrish weren’t around.
When Crick signed up for the military and ran away like a filthy coward
(okay, maybe she was a little angry at him), she watched helplessly from afar
as Deacon fell apart.
When he started haunting the liquor store like the ghost of winos past, her
disappointment was acute. She’d woken up pregnant after a night she didn’t
remember with a kid she hadn’t been all that crazy about before he’d roofied
her, and Deacon was her last best hope. By that point, he had the DTs so bad
after just a day she was shocked he didn’t lose his lunch right there in front of
the liquor store. When he came through for her? Stopped drinking cold
turkey? Showed up on her doorstep with his friends, picked her shit off the
lawn, and then (and he didn’t know she knew this) decked Bob in retaliation
for the black eye the fucker had left her with?
She’d sensed, even then, that she was going to love Deacon helplessly,
like a brother, a mentor, and a hero, for maybe the rest of her life.
He would never know—never know—how hard she’d had to work to not
fall in love with him as well as love him. Her worthless, cowardly shit-for-
brains brother obviously had Deacon’s entire heart. That didn’t stop her from
being just a little bit moony over the man after he held her and helped her
deliver her baby. Waking up in the middle of the night during those first

months to find him rocking Parry Angel in his arms made her stomach all
fluttery, but she was so not going to go there.
That didn’t mean that etched in her memory, forever and ever, she didn’t
hold a picture of Deacon, his boy-pretty face relaxed and sweet, his hazel-
green eyes closed, lying on his back on the old plaid couch with Parry,
wearing a pink onesie, tucked on his chest, both of them fast asleep. Deacon
was that guy, the guy who would get up with a baby and who would give the
baby’s mother a room of her own and an education and safety when she
couldn’t really remember having any of those things after Crick left.
When Andrew Carpenter showed up on their doorstep with the dubious
claim that her worthless brother actually saved his life, Benny was willing to
look beyond that obvious falsehood and see that Andrew was a fine young
man. (Deacon bought it, and only Benny’s deep and abiding love for him kept
him from losing serious esteem points in her eyes.) Drew was more than fine,
in fact. Drew was stalwart—he stayed at The Pulpit even when all Deacon
had to pay him was room and board. He didn’t fuss if he was suddenly
babysitting instead of horse breaking, and he never, not once, asked her who
Parry Angel’s father was. When he did learn who the guy was, he clocked
him in the jaw, but that wasn’t the point. The point was that when his slow
white smile broadened his dark face, the way he looked at Benny let her know
that smile was just for her.
It made her stomach flutter and her palms sweat. It made her feel like she
had a wasp waist and a size-D rack instead of her plain, thin body with the flat
chest; and long, flowing, perfectly styled blonde hair instead of flyaway
mouse-brown hair that needed to be cut to her shoulders or it would get all
splitty.
From the time she was sixteen, when Drew started working at The Pulpit,
to the time she turned eighteen, right about the time of her misguided attempt
to leave Levee Oaks to go to school, Drew’s smile seemed to grow deeper and
more electric, and more and more just for her.
Benny started to love it that way.
When she returned from school, frightened (terrified!) because Deacon’s
health was piss-poor and everybody in the family was afraid for him, Drew
had been the guy to greet her. She’d kissed him in front of everybody, in spite
of the fact that as far as she remembered, she hadn’t kissed anybody that way,
and if her body didn’t remember the entire pregnancy and birth thing she
endured with Parry Angel, she’d flat-out swear she was still a virgin.
It didn’t matter.

She was scared for Deacon and missing her daughter, but Drew was there,
and he was solid and kind and stalwart and funny in a sly way that sort of
snuck up on you when you weren’t paying attention—she liked that!—and
Benny decided that if a man as young as Deacon, who wasn’t even thirty,
could get so sick so fast, she didn’t have any room for dithering about or
dillydallying.
Besides. She’d been dying to kiss Drew for two years.
He kissed... beautifully. He opened his mouth and let her tongue in, and
he was warm and dark and safe. His big hands were easy on her skinny little
hips and he pulled her in against his wide chest and she knew she was home.
When the family—Deacon’s entire little assembled family—stood on the
porch and applauded, she flipped them all off not because she was mad, but
because she wanted them to know this moment was for her and it was for
Drew, and as much as everyone had seen it coming and wanted it, she’d made
it come, and she wanted it more.
Of course, then she went inside and saw Deacon, white-faced, his jaw
clenched in pain, so immersed in the misery of congestive heart failure he was
barely there for his family.
At that point, Jon, Deacon’s best friend since diapers or close enough,
took Deacon into his and Crick’s room and called an ambulance. Jon was a
lawyer, and he might look like a surfer or a Hollywood pool boy, but the truth
was Jon was smarter and more ruthless than probably anyone else at The
Pulpit, and Benny was one of the few people who didn’t forget that.
Jon was made to do things like that. He could tell someone to fuck off,
they were being stupid, and not sound mean about it. Benny said those things,
but she always sounded mean. Jon just had all that authority around him. It’s
why his little wife adored him, even though she was a bossy little shit, which
is why Amy and Benny got along so very well.
That quality was why, Benny thought on this achingly hot August day
about two and a half years after Deacon’s heart attack, Jon made such a
splendid officiator for the weddings they kept having out at Promise Rock.
Today’s victims stood suffering in the heat. Why Jeff and Collin thought
August was a good time for a wedding was beyond Benny. But they’d had it
early enough in the day to stifle the sadistic heat, and the fashion de rigueur
was cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirts for the men and sundresses for the
women. Benny thought that must have been Collin’s idea, and she didn’t
mind. Any excuse to buy a new sundress was an opportunity she’d take
advantage of, even if she was sweating through the side of it already. But it
didn’t matter that the wedding was unseasonable, or that it would be so hot by

two o’clock that the cake would be melting off its fashionably rustic wooden
pedestal. Jeff must have still been lost in the romance of the whole thing,
because he was crying such a steady stream of quiet tears that Benny had
needed to go up to his elbow a couple of times to switch out his Kleenex.
Jeff was dressed impeccably—natty ecru linen suit, double-breasted,
nipped in at the waist, with trousers tight enough to bounce a quarter off his
ass. Of course, underneath the jacket he was wearing a pastel T-shirt, Miami
Vice style, but that just made it better. His angular, bony features with a
slightly aquiline nose had been pretty and, well, gayer than a roaring twenties
revue. He managed to look like a dandy out of an F. Scott Fitzgerald book as
he’d greeted his guests at what amounted to a private swimming hole in the
middle of nowhere.
Collin, his intended, looked nothing like him. Collin’s hair was long and
blond, blow-dried straight and tied in a queue; his jaw was square, and his
nose turned up on the end. Collin had been the one who insisted on putting
“dress comfortably” in the wedding invitations, and he was wearing khakis, a
short-sleeved button-up shirt, pink suspenders, and a matching bow tie. He
was (and people gave Jeff shit about this all the time just to make him turn red
and duck his head) nearly ten years younger than his soon-to-be husband. It
was funny, though—Benny had taken one look at the two of them when she’d
gotten back from college and told Drew, “Oh yeah, but you can bet that kid
calls all the shots!”
Drew had laughed then, but watching the two of them over the last two
and a half years had proved her right. Not that she lived on I-told-you-so or
anything, but once Deacon moved her out of her parents’ place and helped her
get her shit together, she got pretty used to being the one who knew best.
She was also damned proud of serving her family quietly and
competently. Those things had become her trademarks in the beginning, when
Crick was still in Iraq and it was just her and Deacon, trying to keep Deacon’s
business afloat. She’d been afraid then and had worked like her place in
Deacon’s home depended on her usefulness, and although she’d outgrown the
fear, mostly, she hadn’t outgrown that love of being needed.
So she was surprised when, the third time she dodged behind his elbow to
take one Kleenex in a plastic bag and replace it with another, Jeff stopped
responding to the vows Jon was reciting, wrapped a playful arm around her
head, and grinned.
“Benny, my love, are you angling for the same service when it’s your
turn?”

Benny grinned at him and reached up (way up—he was tall; she was not!)
and tousled his absolutely perfectly cemented hair. “Damned straight, Jeffy.
Right after you and Collin bear me up the aisle in my own sedan chair.”
That elicited a laugh from the crowd, and Jeff bent down and dropped a
teary kiss in her hair. “It’s a deal, oh short one. You take good care of us.”
She smiled at him, a little watery herself. She’d practically sobbed
through Crick and Deacon’s wedding three years ago, hadn’t been much
better through Shane and Mikhail’s, and had barely held it together through
Lucas and Kimmy’s. The only reason she’d been able to tough it out through
this one was because Jeff was doing all the crying for her, but now that she
had to talk and look the happiness straight in the eye, she might not make it.
“Well”—she sniffled—“you guys always take good care of us right
back.” Her voice broke unapologetically on the last word, and Jeffy crushed
her to his chest for a good, solid hug.
After a moment, Jon said, “Now, Benny, until it’s your turn, you really
don’t get to spend all that time up here, you know that, right?”
General laughter echoed from the small crowd of friends and family
under the oak trees. They stood by the granite outcropping that marked the
swimming hole, and for a moment in the shade, her Uncle Jeffy hugged her
and she was happy. Then she felt a hand on her elbow as she stepped out of
the circle.
Looking up, she saw Deacon, his small, square-jawed face with those
pretty green eyes and brown-blond hair, and he engulfed her in his arms. He
smelled so good. She picked his fabric softener and bought his bodywash, but
there was more to his smell than that. Deacon had worn a suit, to keep Jon
company because Jon never wore suits, and she could smell sweat underneath
and the ever-present, honest smell of horse, and there was Deacon. For six
years that smell had meant comfort and home, and as she lost her nut for
happiness in his arms, a part of her was crying because she knew that very
soon, that would have to change.
Jon finished speaking and Jeff and Collin exchanged what appeared to be
a very chaste kiss. Benny knew most of the people there in the shade of the
oak trees, even Collin’s family, although there were a few friends from Jeff’s
work that she hadn’t met yet, and they all applauded happily. Deacon relaxed
his arms around her shoulders, and suddenly Benny’s pride and joy ignored
her mother and said, “Deacon, I was so good, I didn’t talk at all!” at the same
time Benny’s beloved said, “Deacon, I’ll trade ya!”

Benny was pushed gently into Drew’s hug so Deacon could heft Parry
Angel into his arms. Her riotously curly brown hair was strung up with
ribbons, and even though she was nearing six, she could still squeal like a
toddler when he swung her plump little body high in the air.
Benny turned to Drew with a sniffly smile only to see something alien
shadowing his eyes.
He reached out with a thumb to wipe a leftover tear, and she felt her
eyebrows knit. “What?” she asked.
He grimaced, and it wasn’t his comforting bright smile. “Benny, you
know I love the guy like a brother, right?” he asked soberly, and she nodded.
The rest of the company had moved into the receiving line, and she worried
about not being there. Drew backed them up into the shade next to the boulder
itself.
“Yeah, so do I,” she told him, trying to lighten the moment.
Drew just shook his head. He had wonderful eyes—dark, dark brown,
intelligent, soulful. When he blinked, dark lashes, obscenely long, swept over
his cheekbones, and when he opened his eyes again, they were both hopeful
and fearful at once.
“He’s a tough act to follow,” Drew said softly. “Have you told him yet?”
Benny gnawed on her lower lip. “That I’m ready to move out of the house
on his property and into the other house on his property?” she asked
factiously, hoping the facts would obscure what a big step this was.“If you’re ready to move you and Parry into my home. Benny, I love it
here, and I’m happy to live here, go to school when you’re done, raise a
family working in Deacon’s business. But I need you in my own home. Is that
so much to ask? I want to....” He grimaced again and looked around at where
they were. It was a swimming hole, plain and simple, but it was also the
family church. The shade from the oak trees kept the August sun from
pounding too hotly on the two of them, and the water from the irrigation
stream burbled as it rounded the bend. It was a pretty place, carved by
necessity in what could be a harsh world, and when they weren’t having
weddings or summer parties or greeting new babies or making love (at least
with her and Drew it had happened here the first time), it was the summer
swimming hole and family thinking spot.
Important things happened here, and apparently Drew had decided that it
was time for one more.

“Benny, don’t you want to get married?” he asked rawly, and Benny
blinked and smiled huge, delighted because she thought this conversation was
going to get a lot more serious than this.
“To you? Because, well, duh!” she laughed. “What do you think, Drew?
Two and a half years we’ve been seeing each other?” Her voice dropped, and
she splayed her small hand across his chest, hard with weighty muscle
underneath his pink dress shirt. “Do you think I... I mean, my whole family
knows about us. Do you think that would happen if I didn’t want us to be
permanent?”
Drew covered her hand with his larger one, and she resisted the
temptation to examine it, as she often did, to contrast the coffee color of the
skin on the back with the tender pinkness of the palm and the pads of his
fingers. These things fascinated her, and she never made any secret about the
fact his skin color delighted her as much as the rest of him. She was unafraid
of their difference in race, and unafraid of the skin under his prosthetic leg,
and unafraid of the complete contrast in culture between his upbringing in the
South and hers in Northern California. About the only thing she did fear about
her relationship with Drew was that somehow it would take her away from
her family.
“I want us to be permanent,” he said softly. “But you know that means
that you’re going to need to move you and Parry out of that house. And
someday—not now, but someday, after we’re both through school, and when
we’ve had another baby or two—we may have to move way from here. From
The Pulpit. From Levee Oaks. From Deacon. And I need to know you’re up
for that.”
Benny swallowed hard and tried not to tear up—she still had that leftover
hot feeling behind her eyes from the wedding, she told herself stoutly. It was
only natural.
“You mean choose you,” she said, knowing that this was where it was
leading.
“Over Deacon,” Drew affirmed. He glanced furtively up, and Benny
looked to where Deacon was holding Parry Angel, and now she had to wipe
her face with her hand again.
“Of course I choose you,” she whispered painfully, because it wasn’t that
cut and dried and they both knew it. They both owed Deacon so much.
Leaving him alone seemed a horrible way of paying him back. “I’ll tell him
we’re moving out tomorrow.”

Drew nodded and smiled, and he looked like the weight of the world had
fallen from his sturdy shoulders. He pulled her close and rested his forehead
against hers, and she smiled into his eyes.
“I really love you,” she said softly, thinking that it was true, and her heart
felt so swollen in her chest it hurt. “You know that, right?”
“I love you too, Bernice.”
“Oh hell, Drew. I’ll take it all back if you don’t stop calling me that.”
He laughed and closed his mouth over hers, and she relaxed into his kiss.
And it might have stayed there. She might not have taken that next step in
her thinking, or in what she asked of Drew, or what she wanted to give
Deacon, if her stupid brother hadn’t had a weak spell with his injured leg and
needed to be driven back home. She was going to offer to do it for him, and
get her stuff to stay the night at Drew’s if that was okay, but she needed to
find Deacon first and tell him. Besides, Crick would need help walking across
the grounds and the cattle gate to get into the truck, and nobody could do that
but Deacon.
She looked around the clearing—it was later in the day, and Collin and
Jeff were sitting on a couple of folding chairs, talking to anybody who wanted
to talk.
“The flowers?” Jeff asked, gesturing to the assortment of wildflowers in
glass decanters that Benny had helped him scavenge from yard sales
everywhere. “Pinterest, girlfriend! I know, they look totally rustic, like you’d
think that’d be easy, but omigod! Tracking them down was a nightmare, and
Benny and I rubbed our fingers raw tying off the little burlap bows!”
“I was not allowed to help,” Collin said, pulling his lean lips into a
Kewpie doll moue.
“Hello, you’d get grease on them!”
“Because rustic is only cool when it involves dust,” Collin said dryly, and
Jeff nodded his head in complete seriousness.
“Of course! If the wedding was in your garage, then you could have
gotten grease on the burlap!”
Everybody wanted to talk, and although Collin mostly sat back quietly
and let his new husband tell the stories with flamboyant gestures and razor-
lightning quickness, he was good for a snarktastic quip or two. Jeff’s job was
pausing to let him get those in too, and together they could entertain at their
own party like nobody else.

Amy, dressed in a pale-green summer dress, sat at the sandy beach of the
creek, holding her youngest by the hands so he could dangle his feet in the
water.
“Heya, Jon-Jon,” she murmured, and the baby—a tow-headed, brown-
eyed version of his blue-eyed father—giggled. His little baby three-piece suit
(his father’s idea of a joke, since Jon only wore a suit to officiate at weddings,
even when he was in court) lay neatly folded in the diaper bag over Amy’s
shoulder, and the royal crowned King of Promise Rock was wearing a diaper
and a smile.
Lila Lisa, Amy and Jon’s little girl, crouched with Parry Angel; they were
looking to see if any minnows flitted in the sandy part of the shore. The little
girls wore matching lavender sundresses, because that’s why you had girls, so
you could put them in frilly things that made them smile. Of course, the skirts
of both dresses were now tucked, wadded, and otherwise fixed firmly between
their legs so they didn’t get the hems wet, but since Lila was so short, her
bottom was dragging in the water anyway.
Benny stopped for a moment to bend down and kiss Parry on her curly
little head, and then turned to Amy—pretty, dark-haired, dark-eyed Amy, the
only girl Benny knew who was tinier than Benny herself—and smiled. “Have
you seen Deacon?”
To her surprise, Amy looked troubled and a little sad. “Yeah. I think he
and Jon are off talking on the man’s side of the rock.”
Benny snickered. “There’s a man’s side of the rock?”
Amy had a piquant little face and adorable little chipmunk cheeks, but she
could manage a look of total disgust if it suited her. “Yeah, the other side of
the rock, the side without shade. It’s where they go to talk when they’re pretty
sure the rest of us plebeians with tits don’t want to sweat and won’t follow
them over.”
“Is that what we are?” Kimmy asked, walking over to the creek. She was
looking at the children wistfully, and Amy smiled at her and hefted Jon-Jon
up so Kimmy could grab him and blow tummy bubbles. Kimmy was a
beautiful woman in her thirties, with brown hair that hung unbound to her
waist, in spite of the heat, and a serene oval-shaped face with brown eyes
exactly like her twin brother’s. She blew the tummy bubbles and Jon-Jon
giggled loudly.
“Kimmy!”
“Heya, Puppy. Have you had any cake yet?”
Jon-Jon’s eyes got big and round. “Cake?”

“Kimmy, you snot!” Amy complained. “You know he wears it more than
eats it!”
“That’s all right,” Kimmy said warmly. “I’ll wash him off when we’re
done.” She hefted the toddler over to the table, and Amy stood up from the
bank, keeping a careful eye on the two girls.
“Are you going to hang around, Benny?” she asked.
Benny looked over to where Crick sat, looking embarrassed. He tried,
while she was watching, to stand up completely, but his leg gave out, and he
gritted his teeth. He’d been putting a lot of stress on his leg and his arm,
trying to get ready for this event, and he’d overdone it. Pretty much the only
person he’d let help him when he was like this was Deacon.
“Crick needs to go home,” Benny said quietly. “He’s going to need
Deacon’s help to get in the truck.”
Amy looked up and frowned. “God—I knew he shouldn’t have been
helping load chairs yesterday! He said he was fine, but—”Benny shrugged. “He’s stubborn,” she said, because it was true. But it
was also true he pushed himself, like he hadn’t almost gotten himself blown
halfway to hell, and he didn’t like people to know he wasn’t just as fit as
anyone else. But then, part of that was Crick’s reluctance to give up even one
iota of the job of taking care of Deacon.
“I’ll go find Deacon,” Benny decided, because hey! How bad could a
conversation with Jon be?
“Hey, Benny—” Amy called behind her, but Benny was already halfway
to the tree, and Lila picked that moment to fall into the surprisingly cold water
and shriek loud enough to break the plastic glasses for the sparkling cider.
Amy didn’t try to get her attention again, and Benny didn’t look back.
She rounded the corner of Promise Rock quietly, expecting to have to
wait until the boys were done talking to get Deacon’s attention, and what she
heard in Deacon’s voice made her pause.
“Damn, Jon! That’s a hell of an opportunity!”
Jon’s reply, when it came, was rough and shaky, and she stayed quiet in
the shade of the oak tree while Deacon and Jon stood facing the sun, their
backs to the rock and to her. “It would mean leaving you.”
“Yeah, well, that would suck,” Deacon said, clapping Jon on the shoulder.
Jon made a strangled laugh sound, and Deacon settled back against the rock
again.

“I love it here!” Jon protested, and his voice sounded weak to Benny, and
probably weak to Deacon as well. “My family loves it here. We grew up here,
and my kids love it here—”
“Jon, let’s get one thing straight. Nobody loves Levee Oaks that much, not
even the founding fathers, whoever the hell they might have been. You love
us. Now, when I was going to uproot this place four years ago, you were
going to move with me, so I know you can do this—”
“Okay, so this place sucks, but Deacon—!”“Jon, do you realize what you’ve been asked to do?”
“Yeah—wear a fucking suit!”
“No! You’ve been asked to go to Washington and work for a cause! Do
you get that? All this bullshit Crick and me, and Shane and Mickey and all
those kids in Promise House, have been through—hell, Jeff and Collin’s
medicine and treatment—all of that bullshit, all of that difficulty, has been
given the stamp of approval by the powers that fucking be. You got asked to
go change all that, Jon! Jesus, do you know how huge that is!”
Benny clapped her hand over her mouth, because for once in her life, she
needed to keep it shut. Oh hell. Hell, this was enormous. Jon? Jon was
Deacon’s rock. Crick was passionate, wound up, and high maintenance—Jon
was Deacon’s one chance at sanity, and he was going?
“I know,” Jon said quietly. “I do. And Amy would love to help, and that’s
big too, because as much as she loves the kids, she didn’t get her law degree
for nothing either. And we got hired on as a team—I mean, who does that?
And it’s a chance to... I don’t know....”
“Change history? Make your mark? Do something important with your
life?”
“I thought I was doing that by practicing here!”
Deacon laughed a little and ran his hand through his thick dark-blond
hair. “Yeah, well, as great as it’s been having our own pet lawyer in our
pockets, Jon, you really were made for more. I mean, how do you think you
got noticed in the first place?”
“You sent my name in to that website,” Jon said flatly, and Benny had to
try hard not to cackle hysterically when Deacon shrugged.
“It was Crick’s idea. They were asking for community members who’d
made a difference. That’s you, big guy—can’t fight it!”
“Jesus, Deacon did you have any idea—”

“That you’d get enough attention to get put in that magazine? No. That
the lobbyists in DC would want to come sweep you away? Not a fucking clue.
But Jon....” Deacon took two steps out and turned back around, and Benny
looked hungrily at his face for some clue as to how he really felt about this.
Anybody who loved Deacon knew what he said, even the inflection of his
voice, was not a real barometer. Deacon was a master at putting the things he
wanted on hold for the people he loved.
But his eyes....
Benny had learned to look at the way his eyes crinkled in the corners, or
the skin tightened over his cheekbones, to know what he was really thinking.
The night her stupid brother called him to say he’d cheated while in the
service, Deacon’s eyes had been wide and earnest when he told Benny he’d
be okay. But the crinkles in the corners of his green eyes had been bunched
together, like his jaw was clenched too tight to let them get as wide as they
should be.
They looked just like that now.
“You and Amy were always meant for bigger things than me or this town
anyway,” Deacon said gruffly. “I’ll miss you—God, we’ll all miss you. But
telling you not to go because we’d miss you is pure selfishness.”
“And God forbid you be selfish, right, Deacon?” Jon said bitterly, and
Deacon swallowed.
“You know, asshole, me and Crick managed to keep together for two
years of writing actual letters and tweets. We got two face-to-face chats on
satellite phone in two years, and we did just fine. We’ve got Skype and we’ve
got texting and I’m pretty damned sure I’m not going to whither and die
because you left me behind.”
Jon shook his head bitterly. “Yeah, Deacon, I remember ‘just fine’.
Remember the DTs? ’Cause I do, and if I ever have to even know that you
took a drink again, I will come back here and beat you dead.”
Deacon rolled his eyes. “Jon, you know damned well that pacemaker or
not, if I ever had to do that again, no one would have to beat me to see me
dead.”
Jon took a swing at him.
Benny might have cried out if it had landed, but Deacon was quick, and
he’d been taking very good care of his body since his heart attack. He dodged
sideways, grabbed Jon’s arm, and pulled, and Jon’s forward momentum
brought him straight into Deacon’s arms.

Jon struggled for a moment and then gave it up and returned the hug full
force. “We’ll miss you,” he muttered.
“God, I hope so,” Deacon said back, and he’d turned enough for Benny to
see his face over Jon’s shoulder.
Drew found her ten minutes later, huddled in the little hidden spot where
the sun and shade met. Deacon and Jon had gone round the other side, back to
the reception, and Benny was pretty sure he was giving Crick a ride home.
Which was good, because she hadn’t been able to stop crying, and she
wouldn’t have wanted to confess to Deacon why.
“Benny?” Drew asked, crouching down by where she was dragging the
hem of her new dress in the dust. “What’s wrong, baby?”
Benny wiped her eyes with her palm, boy style, and wanted to swear
because her carefully applied makeup was now smeared all over her eyes and
it stung like a sonuvabitch.
Drew was prepared, though—he pulled out a little package of tissues and
handed them over, and she spent a few moments getting the mascara off her
cheeks while she pulled herself together.
“Drew?” she said tentatively, hating that she was going to ask him this but
not able to change it.
“Yeah?”
“We need to give him something,” she whispered. “Something that he can
keep. Something that will make his family always here.”
Drew’s questioning look was hard to face. “I have no idea what you’re
talking about, Bernice.”
It took her a while to explain it to him, and when she was done, it took a
week to make it right between them. But in the end, he saw that she was right,
that it was a perfect solution. In the end, even Drew saw that if they wanted to
leave Deacon, it would sit right with both of them if they promised him
forever first.

About Me

I am creative, distracted, and terribly weird. I love my children to distraction, and I love my hobbies even when they piss me off. I come from a double line of extremely creative, intelligent people who hated authority so much they dodged higher education, and I married a wonderful man who is quiet, conservative, devestatingly funny, and perfect. Our children are constant reminders that God and Goddess have a profound sense of humor, and that all of the things you dislike most about yourself but pretend don't exist really do come back on the karmic wheel to kick your ass when you least expect it. My family keeps me young and humble and I try every day to make them proud. I've written a LOT of books--I can't even count anymore, most of them for Dreamspinner Press and Riptide Press, but some of them published on my own. I write to placate the voices in my head, profanity is the element I swim in, and knitting socks at stoplights has become my twitch.

Quickening

The Fifth Book of the Little Goddess series will be out in two parts, May 2nd and June 16th.

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