Monday, December 05, 2005

BROKEN WIND CHIMES

For those of you who've been wondering, it IS possible to burp and fart at the same time. It took me a few tries to get the timing down right, the dual exhaust thing can definitely happen. I recommend practicing for tone in the privacy of a restroom before bringing your gasymphony to the masses. I finally think I'm ready for the big show!

6 comments:

Sneezing and burping are difficult to coordinate. The sneezing and farting at the same time, while rare, is definitely a good time. Takes a lot of practice, though, to pull it off (and plenty of practice boxer shorts).

Peter, you speak as though you've never used a public urinal. That's all boys DO in there is fart and pee at the same time. It's like tapping wine glasses with a fork, each station emitting a different note, contributing to a symphony of asstruction. It's a beautiful thing.

It's www.peteronall.blogspot.com. This time of year leaves much time for non-Red Sox stuff, but the blog is an infant with an insane but wordy guy at the controls without a seatbelt. Hey, I described me! Take care.