Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Count The K's

I have this really annoying co-worker who happens to be the DBA. Everytime he walks by my desk he pounces on my keyboard. I've learned to Windows Key + L to lock the computer when I hear him approaching, but occasionally I forget.

As I'm standing near my unlocked computer he starts typing furiously in my sql*plus session (shouldn't he know better?). I should know better...

Walking away he asks, "How many K's are in there?"

I ignored him, but then wondered myself...what's the best solution to this problem?