Parents – “ok kids,met your new puppy! [ -almost used, -almost a shelter puppy, -only had this name for a very short time-6 months]

Kids – Can we name him?Parents Sure!

Kids – Ok, His name is Bo!Parents Great!

Kids – Where did he come from?Parents – Well, Bo is a quasi-rescue dog!

Kids – What is Quasi?Parents – Because, he was home-less, but not in a shelter.

Why was he homeless?Parents – the First family, I mean his first family, I mean the original family that bought him, said he didn’t fit in.

Kids – Why, is something wrong with him?Parents – Oh no, actually he the best [- a Kennedy can buy], with a month at obedience school and changing his name, he is Perfect.

Kids – So, if he’s perfect, why didn’t the first family, I mean the other family want him?Parents – Well, to be honest, “uncle Teddy”, called in a few favors, seems the Bo’s other family, didn’t pay all their taxes, the deduction for NAKC was a mistake, they confused it with ASPCA.Kids – Why?Parents – Because I said so…