Love Bytes: 10 Pickup Lines That Actually Work (Really!)

Everyone says that pickup lines never work. They're too cheesy, right? Not these one-liners. They'll ease the tension and even make the cute stranger at the bar smile. (AskMen)

Is it possible for love to be sweeter than this? Stay at home dad Chris Illuminati shows that guys have a nurturing side too by leaving post-its for his wife and permanent roommate to find. Bring on the tears. (The Chive)

A 19-year-old in England got high on drugs and chopped off a very intimate body part. (So much for his sex life ... ouch.) (Huffington Post Weird News)

Who knew that being honest could improve your chances at finding love online? If you've been wondering how to make your page stand out from the crowd, get ready to be inspired by this story. (The Gloss)

After going through or initiating a breakup, the best thing to do is take a step back and remember to love yourself. Check out this sound love advice on how to deal with the feelings of guilt and regret that you may be battling. There's no shame in wanting to dust yourself off and dive back in. (College Candy)

Attention, all brides-to-be! These are the hottest wedding trends of 2014! (SheFinds)

Brrrr, it's cold outside! Warm up together by sharing a cup of this. (HiConsumption)

How can you help him get over his relationship issues? A guy weighs in. (A New Mode)

Ladies, if you're worried that your online dating profile isn't good enough, we are here to reassure you that this profile just may take the cake. Nothing we say can prepare you for what you're about to see. (TruTV)

Could these animals be any more adorable? Once you see these cute faces, it'll be hard for you to not fall in love. (Ranker)

We spend so much time worrying about whether we'll find love that we end up putting up shields around ourselves and stopping it from coming naturally. These tips on accepting love will bring you closer to getting the happy ending that you deserve. (Madame Noir)

Getting divorced can be one of the hardest decisions a couple can make. And when you have kids? That just complicates the equation. Here's how to make it a little easier for everyone in your (now separated) family. (Cupids Pulse)

Why fumble through countless awkward hookups when someone could teach you once and for all? (Gurl)

As we move into the new year, it's only fitting to look back at some of the most memorable couples we loved in 2013. (Cupids Pulse)

1. Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin has failed at just about everything and still somehow manages to stay relevant. Seriously, what other losing vice-presidential candidates can you name? That said, she has to be doing something right. My Fox News-loving grandpa tells me it's the legs, and I'll take his word for it.

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2. Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan: Because behind every conservative is a very dark, deviant, pervy side. Look at those eyes, that smug smile, that widow's peak. Dude is probably into some freaky shit.

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3. John Boehner and Mitt Romney

John Boehner and Mitt Romney count as one person because they have so much in common besides their Republican loyalty. And by "so much in common" I just mean "orange skin." What makes that sexy? C'mon, don't act like Doritos aren't delicious.

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4. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the Beyonce of the Supreme Court, and you will deal.

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5. Marco Rubio

Some people think it's not hot if someone's too thirsty. The good thing about Marco Rubio's insatiable thirst, though, is that it makes him a man who will do whatever it takes.

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6. Joe Biden

Is there any living politico on Earth you'd rather have a beer with than Vice President Mr.-Steal-Yo-Girl Joe Biden? He has no filter and no f*cks left to give. And he does things like this constantly.

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7. Elizabeth Warren

Whether or not Elizabeth Warren's cheekbones are a result of her alleged Cherokee heritage, they're working as well as her legislation does. Especially considering that haircut.

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8. Rick Santorum

Google or Urban Dictionary "santorum." If that's your thing, well, he's your guy, considering it's basically what comes out of his mouth every time he speaks.

10. Rick Perry

For all you women who are into Christian Grey, consider former Texas Governor Rick Perry your guy, because he's domineering, rich, white and wants total control of your reproductive organs.

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Sarah Palin has failed at just about everything and still somehow manages to stay relevant. Seriously, what other losing vice-presidential candidates can you name? That said, she has to be doing something right. My Fox News-loving grandpa tells me it's the legs, and I'll take his word for it.