Night time postings at the Royal Castle front gate was always entertaining, especially during weekends and holidays. You wouldn't believe some of the wierd stuff I've experienced at that post, especially drunk girls or men with a thing for guys in uniform. We're not supposed to really respond in ways that'll initiate conversations as we're not supposed to converse, but my experience was that the more I ignored them or told them to move on the more stubborn they got. So I found it quicker to just give quick and concise replies.

Or, 3 girls came up to me, flashed their boobs and asked me wich one I'd prefer to motor-boat.

One guy drunk out of his mind and walking around with an pocket-pussy that he said was an pocket-anus named Brads Pit, he followed up by offering to show me how it worked.. ... I declined.

Also, one of the wierder threat I've ever gotten: Give me your gun or I'll pee on you. (Another drunk girl). - Seriously, how do you evaluate that based on the principle of equal/appropriate use of force? D:

One who was obviously tripping, she was standing infront of me screaming: Don't shoot me! PLEASE! Don't kill me please! - I managed to calm her down after a little while, but then she started talking crap about becoming a bird. Eventually she just walked off on her own.

They really should put up an hidden camera with audio above some of the posts around the castle, it'd make for some good tv.

the question itself is not strange but the result of it in a conversation between my dad's drunk friend and me

DF: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
ME: *laughs* I don't know, must be because I'm not looking...
DF: that's not good, you SHOULD find a boyfriend
ME: *confused* why is that?
DF: because if you don't have a boyfrined, you won't be able to enter heaven
ME: really?
DF: yeah really, so that's why you have to fins a boyfriend...

That day was tiring but this conversation instantly perk me up, who knew a boyfriend is a requirement to heaven huh

8th grade, math class.
One of my best friends asked me (female)...
"Have you ever seen a d*** before?"
...
It was so random that we both just laughed at it, but it was seriously the strangest question ive ever been asked.