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"A friend of a friend," Evelynn said simply and readjusted her grip so she was holding the can by the base, ensuring that Lux had a clear view of the sweet, sweet nectar. "And that friend has more where this came from." Evelynn waggled her eyebrows. "Interested?"

"They took it off the market because even having a sip more than one can a day would probably kill you..." Lux cooed, staring at it. "They were soooooo good, and... n-no, not stripping for it!"

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"Yeah, I can't understand why people have to believe they're better than everyone else." Rothus pauses at the sight of the energy drink. He soon recognizes it. "Hey, I have a box of those in my basement. What's so special about it?"

"It's OK, I won't judge you for your addiction." Evelynn returned the fresh, delicious, unopened can to Lux's sight. "But I will blackmail you over it. So, one article of clothing per can. Whataya say?"

Vask simply shook his head slowly at Luxana's ludicrous suggestion. "Not at all Milady, rather it would be much more prudent to simply....sate the woman. Such lengths as your complete nudity are unneccesary. Small gestures of indulgence are a powerful thing. One must simply remember that if you may deprive her for long enough, being naked will be the LEAST of your problems. Must I impress upon you tha capabilities of the Widowmaker? Even if I WERE asking you to become naked for her it would be a far cry tamer than what she could attain if left to her own devices."

Lux gulped at everyone's words. She looked longingly at the drink, and sighed. She was wearing a full blue body suit underneath her armor, so what did it matter. With an awkward look on her face, she removed her breastplate.