64 Hilarious Gym Pick Up Lines to Help You Flirt With Fitness Freak

If you want to pick up a hot girl or muscular guy at the gym, then you are at the right place. These gym pick up lines could do wonders for you, if you use them correctly. Come and get the best gym pick up lines in the world.

Do you have any tape? Cause I’m totally ripped.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink of water. [you say, “Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Hey, I like the way you elliptical.

I noticed you’re not doing something right. You’re not lifting with me!

Do you do Body Combat because your body is kick-ass!

I can’t lift because when I see you, you make me weak.

Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?

Is that a barbell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I’m going to have my whey with you tonight!

Do you have a permit for those guns?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But tomorrows chest day. So spot me maybe.

Do you lift? Cause I was hoping you’d pick me up.

Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?

Baby, you make me weak in the knees! Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day!

Are you a gym teacher because I need you to hold my ball sack.

I’d ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I’m lactose intolerant.

You must go to the gym a lot because you have a hot bod.

I’m not sweaty from my workout; I’m just nervous talking to someone as beautiful as you.

Nice arms. Are you biceptual?

You don’t even know this, but you deadlift my spirits.

Are your legs tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day long?

Is your tank top felt? [you say, “No”] Would you like it to be?

Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.

Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.

I don’t have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.

Am I too flexy for my shirt?

Wow, I hope you know CPR, you just took my breath away!

I wish they had a stationary bike built for two here.

Do you think these leg-warmers look too 80′s?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training routine you used to attain it?

Let us go on the treadmill for a long romantic walk.

Do you have your workout name? Mine is Master Blaster!

Don’t you believe in love at 1st squat?

Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour.

You’ve got my head spinning more than five p.m. spin class. Which, technically, doesn’t get my head spinning at all.

May I buy you a Gatorade and vodka?

Somebody must have put powdered Viagra in my water!Let’s do a lunge.

I’d bet five bucks that I can guess your weight.

Want to feel my muscle?

Can I flirt with you as you are doing ab crunches?

Are you really that into fitness?

Any chance fitting my thing into your thingy?

Is there a band-aid because I’m cut!

Nice lats!I was stopped at the airport the other day for trying to sneak these guns onto an airplane.

Would you believe in love at the first set? Or must I curl this barbell five times more?

Have you done it on a rowing machine?You look especially pretty soaked in sweat.

Want to share a sweat towel?

How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?

Can you sit on my lap as I use this rowing machine, please?

I learned that the missionary position helps guys to work out the triceps and chest… want to help me verify this?

Is your tank top felt? Would you like it to be?

Do you like curl here often?

Are you a boxer by any chance? Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me three blows to the head?

You’re making me wish I was a rowing machine.

Do you always squat here?

What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?

I’d Like you to meet Mr. Bulging Bicep. Oh, right he has a twin brother, too. His name’s Arnie.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.

Hi, I’m…This machine isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.

My trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.

Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.

Would you like to be my special push-up partner?

The weights aren’t heavy enough. Would you sit on my face as I do some crunches, please?

We should train together sometimes; it is good for our bone density. I don’t just mean my skeleton