A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.

Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!

Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.

One of the most awesome guys on the block, extremely gorgeous, quirky, a little nerdy but most importantly fun. Ladies (should) flock him since he is the most kind and caring person. Always willing to listen and he will be there for you in the darkest of times being very caring, kind and loyal. Makes you feel loved and that you truly have someone you can trust will be by your side whether he be a friend or a partner