This is the first of more contests to come because giving back is proving to be very fun. The comments so far are delightful and I almost wish I was handing this out based on comment cleverness, but that's so subjective. No, we must let SCIENCE decide the winner.

What you win is a full game that you can play with several folks. You try to drive the other players made by rolling the dice, but they can fight back! Good luck readers! Thanks for playing. ;P