I'm on fanfic all the time just reading to get me through the time between books.

I've finally started posting my own stuff.

(Love Unrequited wasn't exactly loved so it's on hiatus- sorry)

I'm trying my hand at All Human, so bear with me.

I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP CO-WRITE CALL ME A FOX!! I HAVE IDEAS BUT I'M OPEN TO OTHERS! LET ME KNOW!!

I do a lot of sports, mostly soccer, so that's why I'm so busy, again hence why I would like a co-writer.

I call things awkward turtle, and if you are already familiar with that then awkward turkey. Sorry if you don't get it, I can't really explain.- New addition to awkward family- awkward tarantula, best friend to the awkward turtle that rides the awkward turkey.

To answer your next to questions: Yes I'm random as shit and no, I'm not supposed to be seeing a mental health professional.

Random stuff amuses me, what can I say.

Usually when I laugh I can stop an entire room of people in their tracks. I sound like a hyena mixed with a Guinea pig and someone hyperventilating

I love being able to drive a stick shift. It makes me cool with my friends. lol

Favorite Book of all time: Twilight

Which makes my hero: Stephenie Meyer, of course

Really Good Books( and don't make fun of me, I'm actually a pretty normal person besides the whole nerd thing but I am like in love with Sci-fi books now.)

Twilight (obviously)

New Moon

Eclipse

Breaking Dawn

Marked

Betrayed

Chosen

Blue Bloods

Masquerade

City of Bones

Peeps(but not Last Days)

Great and Terrible Beauty

Rebel Angels

The Sweet Far Thing

The Giver

Gathering Blue

The Messenger

Moon Called

Blood Bound

Iron Kissed

My Planet or Yours

My Favorite Alien

How to Lose an Extraterrestrial in 10 Days

The Host

Wake

Why I Let My Hair Grow Out

Vampire Academy

Frost Bite

And lots more that I just can't think of right now. If you have any suggestions, let me know.

When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Bella gets the chance to meet her favorite band but the band's vocalist Edward is rude to her right off the bat-is everything what it seems or is there a reason for his attitude? Bella will be surprised...ExB AxJ EmxR AH!

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.

Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ

One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem

Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH

Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can

Edward left Bella in New Moon, and never returned. The Cullen's all believe Bella is dead. But she's not, Victoria changed her and the Quileute tribe has helped her survive. It's twenty years later. Will Bella forgive Edward or is too late? Please R&R!

When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS

Bella is an up and coming photographer and currently on boyfriend hiatus. So, what happens when she meets a gorgeous breathtaking mystery man. Can Bella keep her promise to her career and herself, or will he sweep her off her feet? romance BXE will update

Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC

After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization

What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.

How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC

Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN

Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are going to College. What happens when they get advice from their soccer coach to try out for the boys only college team? Hilarity ensues and maybe some romance when they meet their new, not so thrilled team. Who could be on it?

The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17

Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY

Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R

Once upon a time there were three very different girls, who grew up to be very different women. They are brilliant. They are beautiful and they work for me. My name is Carlisle. AU/AH/OOC/Canon pairings. Rated M for a reason.

What if Edward had gotten to Port Angeles too late and was faced with Bella begging him to do everything in his power to save her? She knows he has the power no one else does...what will he do? One night changes everything. AU *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*

Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...

And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!

Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!

The first day of a new year at College. Edward is ready to commit himself to another year but it would be easier if his sister Alice stopped destroying his underwear. And if her new roommie wasn't so mouth-watering. Usual parings - All human.

Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN

Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC

Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH

Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.

Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!

Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.

Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.

Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN

Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE

What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/

Jasper and his brother Edward knew Bella back in high school; she was the girl Edward lived to torment. Years later, Bella runs into Jasper and his girlfriend Alice. What will Edward have to do with anything and who is this new girl at the gym? AH