Once again, I wake up in a sweat. It’s the third time tonight since attempting to get a rare full eight hours of sleep. I try my best to throw out the recurring thoughts in my head, but they just won’t budge. It’s 3:45 a.m.
After constant rustling under the covers trying to get comfortable, I give u...

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We1come to he11 part two. 0h, I’m sorry, does it bother you that I’m using the number 1 instead of the 1etter “L”? 0r that the 1etter “O” at the beginning of these 1ast two sentences are really 0’s? We11 too bad. If you think that’s annoying, you mi...

*This blog is entirely satirical
The blind man quickly swerved to avoid the
the car and managəd to prevent an accident.
You probably noticed it’s impossible for a blind man to drive a car or anticipate a crash without being able to see, but did you catch the extra the in the second line? Or the ...