Slew's Saturday Theme Song

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messI blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since thenIf I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'emThat's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messAnother fella told me he had a sister that looked so fineInstead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblanceTo a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messIt's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way aroundIf I can't find me a honey to help me spend her moneyI'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toIm in awful mess

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messI blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since thenIf I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'emThat's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messAnother fella told me he had a sister that looked so fineInstead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblanceTo a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messIt's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way aroundIf I can't find me a honey to help me spend her moneyI'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toIm in awful mess

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messI blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since thenIf I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'emThat's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messAnother fella told me he had a sister that looked so fineInstead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblanceTo a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messIt's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way aroundIf I can't find me a honey to help me spend her moneyI'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toIm in awful mess

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messI blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since thenIf I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'emThat's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messAnother fella told me he had a sister that looked so fineInstead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblanceTo a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messIt's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way aroundIf I can't find me a honey to help me spend her moneyI'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toIm in awful mess

: a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning called also Socratic irony2a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaningb : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by ironyc : an ironic expression or utterance3a (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruityb : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messI blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since thenIf I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'emThat's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messAnother fella told me he had a sister that looked so fineInstead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblanceTo a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messIt's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way aroundIf I can't find me a honey to help me spend her moneyI'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toIm in awful mess

Another Saturday night and what is the Gay Slewsie from Seattle doing? Pretending she has someting better to do that to try dragging others down to her level. Only problem is that she is the one that was fired from the Post Office and is the biggest loser on Topix.

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messI blew in town 40 years ago, I ain't seen a lotta girls since thenIf I could find'em I could get'em but as yet I have'nt met'emThat's why I'm in the shape I'm in ohhhh

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messAnother fella told me he had a sister that looked so fineInstead of being my deliverance, she had a strong resemblanceTo a cat named Frankenstein ohhhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toI'm in awful messIt's hard for a fella, when he don't know his way aroundIf I can't find me a honey to help me spend her moneyI'm gonna have to blow this town ohhh....

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyI got no money cuz I got no jobHow I wish I had someone to talk toIm in awful mess

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