Once upon a time there was a short ugly stupid girl in
high school named Bambi. Lots of girls have at least something going
for them...but not Bambi. She was just a worthless old stupid nothing doomed
to fail at everything she tried to accomplish.

One evening as she was walking home from school a big
overweight black boy named Franklin pushed Bambi into a ditch and raped
her. He didn't rape her because she was beautiful or appealing. He just
raped her because he was stupid.

Several months later Bambi found herself hiding her pregnancy
by wrapping tight bandages around her waist and wearing very loose clothing.
She didn't dare tell anyone she was pregnant but her preoccupation with
her condition was negatively affecting her grades. One Friday morning in
May she received her report card and realized that she was failing in every
single subject.

Bambi ran to the girls' restroom with the report card
in hand, crying her eyes out in a fit of confusion. Then--to her shock
and horror--her water suddenly broke as she realized she was about to give
birth.

Afraid someone would catch her and realize what was going
on, Bambi quickly locked herself in a stall and birthed her bloody fuckchild.
She held it in her hands and studied it closely. The baby looked just like
her, only it was black and it cried a lot louder. Bambi didn't know what
to do so she put her hands around the baby's neck and squeezed as tightly
as she could. She kept squeezing harder and harder and harder. The
baby tried to grasp for air but not for long. Within a minute it was dead.
Bambi tossed it into the toilet and flushed it away.

As the subtle flushing sound began to subside Bambi found
herself suddenly surrounded by a huge flash of white light. She felt an
uncommonly mystical feeling of warmth and solitude as she closed her eyes
and became momentarily lost in a dream. Then...as soon as it came...the
white light disappeared.

As she made her way out of the stall Bambi looked in the
mirror. She could barely believe her eyes. Whereas she was once short and
ugly, she was now quite tall and extraordinarily beautiful and sexy.

She looked down at her report card...and found that all
the "Fs" had now magically changed to "As".

"And how incredibly SMART I am as well!" Bambi
exclaimed.

She skipped and hopped out of the restroom and down the
hallway and began to giggle as she noticed that a group of boys who once
hated her were now following her with their tongues hanging out like horny
zombies.

From that point on Bambi was the instant darling of all
her classmates. She was even chosen as the valedictorian at her graduation.

And therein lies the moral of the fable.

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Leslie
Alexander - Nobody's Baby (Independently
released CD, Pop)
As soon as we heard the lead track on this album ("Drive All Night")...we
knew we were in for something truly special. Nobody's Baby
is the fourth full-length release from Canada's Leslie Alexander.
We've been saying this for years now but we'll say it again. Canada is the
true hotbed of talent in the twenty-first century, producing hundreds
and hundreds of artists that are vastly superior to their American counterparts.
We unfortunately have not heard Alexander's first three albums so Baby
serves as an introduction for us. In some ways, Leslie's music could be
compared to Sheryl Crow with one major difference...her music is
completely and totally credible in terms of artistic creation. And
yet...the songs on this album are unapologetically commercial. She's got
the songs...she's got the personality and presence...and, most importantly,
Ms. Alexander has the voice. An incredible ten track album featuring
timeless pop classics like "Drive All Night," "Crazy Train,"
"Black Widow," and "Last Dance." An obvious TOP PICK.
Highly recommended. Note that Leslie frequently tours with her musical partner
Jenny Allen (whose latest album is also covered in this month's
review section).

Jenny
Allen - Blanket (Independently released
CD, Pop)
The third full-length release from Canada's Jenny Allen. If you think
all commercial pop is bad, think again. Ms. Allen is proving that commercial
pop can have substance, soul, and passion. And if you have doubts, spin
Blanket a few times and she will make a believer out of you.
Ms. Allen began her solo career back in 1991 with the release of Something
To Say. After releasing a second album she then joined the Calgary-based
band The Fates for a few years before deciding to continue her solo
career. Jenny often tours and plays music with Leslie Alexander (whose
new album is also covered in this month's review section). Both these
ladies are incredibly talented, beautiful as all-get-out, and about as credible
as any commercial pop artist could ever be. Produced by John Ellis,
Blanket is a resounding success of all levels. The songwriting is
top notch. The arrangements are lush and full. And Jenny's voice is absolutely
incredible. When Allen sings a song folks obviously sit up and take notice.
Kickass ten track album here with ten superb cuts including "Blanket,"
"Beautiful Mess," "Could Have Been Something," "Quiet
In Here," and "A Simple Word." Highly recommended. Top pick.

ALWAYS GIVE UP

Let the hard times
Bring you down.
Always give up.

Let the everyday stresses of life
Ruin your day.
Always give up.

When life is so bleak that it seems
Things will never get any better,
Always give up.

Balkans
- Balkans (Advance CD-R, Rock)
We rarely review advance CD-Rs these days...but this one caught our attention...mainly
because it was sent to us from the unlikely city of Alpharetta, Georgia
(?). Even more interestingly, the album is apparently also being released/promoted
in the United Kingdom. This self-titled album contains ten gutsy rock/pop
cuts...fueled by ballsy adrenaline and nice raw vocals. This one should
appeal to fans of The Strokes...but just be aware that the guys in
Balkans pack a much bigger and harder punch...

BEFORE

You can't do anything
That hasn't been done
Before.

BLEMISH

God's a
Blemish.

David
Adam Byrnes - Premium Country (CD, Better Angels, Country/pop)David Adam Byrnes has an instantly familiar sound that should appeal
to just about anyone who loves twenty-first century country pop. Premium
Country is the debut full-length release from this confident twenty-three
year old singer/songwriter...and it's chock full of smart hummable hits.
Byrnes has a voice that will immediately remind many listeners of Mark
Chesnutt. These songs feature smart arrangements and super slick production...but
it's David's voice that will surely draw the fans in. "She Only Wanted
Flowers" is the single that's initially being pushed...an interesting
choice because it's much more subdued and insightful than the other songs.
This album features over 50 minutes' worth of music and includes cool potential
hits like "Sweet Distraction," "Maybe She Won't Go,"
"Any Other Way," and "When I Get There."

Candy Snatchers - Down at Delilah's (CD, Drug
Front, Rock)
Loud in-your-face abrasive fast rock and roll that KICKS. The guys in Candy
Snatchers play nervous intense rock music that recalls the heyday of
the mid-1990s when bands were competing to see who could play the loudest
and fastest while still retaining things like melodies and danceable rhythms.
The best word to describe these songs is...explosive. These guys
play with pure passion and the adrenaline level is way over the top. If
the fast beats and overdriven guitars don't totally knock your socks off,
the lead singer's voice will. These guys play like there's no tomorrow.
By the time this disc ends you'll be trying to catch your breath, guaranteed.
All-out rockers include "A Message For All Our Listeners," "The
World Is Wrong," "Run Jive Turkey, Run!", and "Debtor's
Prison." Great intense shit that'll shave yer balls and leave 'em flopping
all over the floor. TOP PICK.

Jim Connolly with The Gove
County String Quartet & Anna Abbey - It's
Only Gravity That Makes Wearing A Crown Painful (CD, pfMENTUM,
Classical)
If you love strings you're gonna love this one. The strangely-titled
It's Only Gravity That Makes Wearing A Crown Painful features the
talents of five musicians: Laura Hackstein (violin), Sally Barr
(violin, five-string violin), Nick Coventry (viola), Jim Connolly
(double bass melodica), and Anna Abbey (toy piano, piano). Plenty
of beautifully executed tracks here...twenty cuts in all...and there's not
a sour grape in the bunch. All of the composition are originals with the
exception of a really odd take on Mr. Rogers' "Won't You Be
My Neighbor?" (?!!?). But if the inclusion of such a tune might
make you think this album is a joke, think again. These smart resilient
pieces are smart, mature, and ultimately very rewarding. Super slick
sound quality and the playing is top notch throughout. Killer compositions
include the title track, "Tealight No. 9," "Bobo Is Hungry,"
"Tealight No. 4," and "The Watts Towers." Top pick.

COULD HAVE BEEN

I could have been something
But I ended up not being anything.
I could have been successful
But I failed at everything I did.
I could have been happy
But I chose to be alienated and miserable
Instead.

Dark
Mean - Dark Mean (Independently released
CD, Pop)
So many band names in the universe...and most of them absolutely suck. The
folks in this band came up with something we've never heard done before...they
transposed the first letters of one of the members' names (Mark Dean)
and came up with...Dark Mean. Pretty clever. But even more clever
and interesting is...the music itself. Along with Dean, the trio
includes Billy Holmes and Sandy Johnston. All three are the
best of friends which may be one of the critical variables that makes the
music so inviting and real. So...is this underground pop, moody ambience,
or folky Americana? Actually, the songs on this self-titled release are
something like a combination of all three. Hard to compare these recordings
to other artists because...they don't really sound like any one artist in
particular. Be aware that this is music with substance...not temporary trash
crap recorded to make a quick buck. Ten clever cuts here including "Algonquin,"
"Happy Banjo," "Finland," "Dark Banjo," and
"Old Man." Top pick.

Dead
Sara - Dead Sara (CD, Fontana,
Pop/rock)
The lead singer in a band is such a critical link. So many bands have good
songs...but without a great vocalist the songs can simply be overlooked.
The folks in Dead Sara are finding an instant and immediate audience
and there's no doubt this is because they have an outstanding lead
singer. Emily Armstrong is a young lady who is obviously on the quick
path to success. She and her bandmates have come up with a real winner here.
This self-titled album features smart loud guitar driven pop/rock tunes
that would already be effective...but that unmistakably focused voice makes
them even more impressive. These songs may be too calculated and polished
for the underground artsy crowd...but folks into accessible commercial rock
will absolutely love this one. Eleven gutsy cuts here including "Whispers
& Ashes" and "Sorry For It All." Good driving stuff that
rocks.

The
Demos - Lovely (CD, Young
Lion of the West Recording Company, Pop)
We like this album very much so we visited the band's web site (link above)
to find out more information...but we could find very little factual info
other than photographs and blurbs about the new album. Since we couldn't
find any pertinent facts to include here...we're forced to concentrate on
the music itself. That can be difficult at times...but in this case it's
rather simple. The appropriately titled Lovely is a super satisfying
slice of modern pop with fresh energy and cool breezy melodies. True, there
are thousands upon thousands of bands using this same basic formula: guitars,
bass, drums, vocals... But the folks in The Demos combine 'em in
just the right way and they have the right attitude about what they're
doing. As a result, what might be average ordinary pop...is transformed
into wonderfully magnetic music with integrity and style. The more we spin
this album...the better these tracks sound. Just over 32 minutes of pure
pop bliss. Our favorite cuts include "Daydream," "Tell Me
How It Feels," "I Might Have You," and "My City."
Highly recommended. TOP PICK.

I saw an old
Eco-Granny
At the local
Health food store.
I hated the
Eco-Granny
For everything that
She stood
For.

Steve Ellis - Loot (CD, Angel
Air, Pop)Steve Ellis was originally in the band Love Affair. After
leaving the band, he was approached to record some tunes that would appear
in the film Loot. Little did Ellis and his associates know at the
time that the songs they were recording for the film would take on a life
of their own...ultimately becoming very sought after by many music fans
over the years. The film is apparently kinda dated now...but the songs live
on. And now, thanks to the folks at Great Britain's Angel Air label, they
are now once again being made available to the public. These orchestrated
pop compositions have that ultra stylish sound that was very popular in
the late 1960s and early 1970s. Steve's voice lends itself incredibly well
to this style of music...which is probably why these recordings have had
such staying power. In addition to Steve, the album also features the talents
of Clem Cattini, Herbie Flowers, Big Jim Sullivan, Madelline Bell,
and Doris Troy. If you like the sound and vibe of music from the
Austin Powers films you owe it to yourself to check this one out.
This is not an imitation or a rehash...it's the real thing...

Fish
& Bird - Every Whisper Is A Shout Across
The Void (CD, Fiddle Head, Pop)
The third full-length release from Canada's Fish & Bird. These
folks have a breezy fluid highly melodic organic sound that is instantly
familiar and pleasing. On their first two albums the folks in this band
relied more heavily on overdubs. On Every Whisper Is A Shout Across The
Void they opted for a cleaner, simpler, warmer sound...recording almost
everything live off the floor. Vocalist Taylor Ashton has a super
cool deep voice that really pushes these songs to another level. The band
is currently touring heavily around Canada in support of this album. We
can only hope they're able to garner enough support in the United States
to warrant a tour. Housed in a beautiful foldout cardboard sleeve (complete
with enclosed lyric booklet), Void is an album that holds up to many
repeated spins and gets better the more familiar it becomes. Smart resonant
tracks include "Well Run Dry," "Effigy," "Space
Telescope," and "Boxes & Bottles." Top pick.

FOCUS

Focus on the
Negative.

Mark Healey - Inside Out (CD, Angel
Air, Pop)Mark Healey has played in numerous bands over the years...but he
is probably best known as a member of the late 1980s reformed version of
Badfinger. In addition to playing the standard Badfinger hits, Healey
also has a recording studio where he has worked recording numerous other
artists and bands. Interestingly, Inside Out is Healey's debut solo
release...no doubt delayed for so long because he was involved in other
projects and worked in the background with so many other artists. Mark's
love of The Beatles is obvious in these tracks...everything from
the melodies to the style of recording recalls John Lennon and Paul
McCartney. No doubt the effects of playing Badfinger songs has also
had a very dramatic effect on his sound. It's great that this guy is finally
coming into his own here...because he has so much to offer. He writes cool
smart pop tunes...has a great knack for coming up with super smart arrangements...and
he has an excellent voice. Mark's cool spirit and style come across crystal
clear...making Inside Out a superb listening experience for fans
of pure classic pop. Nine cuts here including "Anything," "Inside
Out," "Someday A Dream," and "Begin Again."

Hoodwinked
Too! - Original Motion Picture Score by
Murray Gold (CD, Lakeshore,
Motion picture score)
If you're a fan of music from the Pink Panther cartoons...you will
undoubtedly be drawn to this motion picture score. Featuring original compositions
by Murray Gold, these highly stylized orchestrated instrumentals
have a super slick sound and pack a mighty big power punch. Gold is best
known for the music he created for the television show Doctor Who many
years ago...which is probably what landed him the job as composer for Hoodwinked
Too! A lot of thought obviously went into the creation of this music.
Instead of just churning out tracks for an animated film, Gold wrote themes
for each character and then intertwined the themes as the plot progresses.
This is very smart intricate music that is playful, powerful, and original.
This album features a whirlwind of sound and ideas. Twenty-seven tracks
flash by in just over forty-six minutes...making this a very fast moving
and fast paced spin. Rarely do we hear motion pictures scores created with
such precise attention to detail. Clever cunning tracks include "Happily
Ever Before," "HEA," "On The Trail of Evil," and
"Until Next Time." TOP PICK.

Hyperbubble - Drastic Cinematic (CD, Bubblegum,
Pop)
More wonderfully straightforward danceable pop from the Texas-based band
Hyperbubble. This band is the duo comprised of Jess Decuir
and Jeff Decuir along with various friends and guest artists lending
helping hands. Drastic Cinematic is the duo's tribute to some of
their favorite soundtracks created by artists like Giorgio Moroder,
Goblin, Ennio Morricone, Wendy Carlos, Jerry Goldsmith,
Queen, Barry de Vorzon, and Tangerine Dream. The Decuirs
have a sound that incorporates lots of vintage analog synthesizers and sounds
from early techno/dance bands from the 1980s. Like the band's last album,
this disc is a non-stop fun experience from start to finish. Totally cool
upbeat modern pop tunes presented with gutsy imagination and plenty of style.
Groovy cuts include "Midnight Cruiser," "Geometry,"
"Blame It On The Bot," and "Welcome To Infinity Pts 1 &
2." Totally cool vibes here. TOP PICK.

Rory
Gallagher - Notes From San Francisco
(CD, Eagle Rock Entertainment,
Rock)
There seems to be a growing resurgence of interest in the music of Rory
Gallagher of late and that is most likely due to several new releases
from the folks at Eagle Rock Entertainment. While extremely successful overseas,
Gallagher never seemed to enjoy the same degree of popularity here in the
United States. But that may be changing as more and more folks now seem
to agree that this man was one of the greatest guitarists of all time...and
he continues to entertain and influence folks around the world. Notes
From San Francisco is a real treat for Rory's fans. The first disc is
an album recorded long ago that was shelved and never released (along with
three bonus tracks) while the second CD is a live recording of a concert
from 1979. Considering how old these recordings are, it's amazing how vibrant
and slick they sound. Even though he is no longer with us, Rory's sound
and influence are still alive and well. Cool aggressive cuts include "Rue
The Day," "Mississippi Sheiks," "Overnight Bag,"
and "Fuel To The Fire."

Insomniacs - Just Enjoy It! (CD, Blood
Red Vinyl & Discs, Pop)The Insomniacs belong in the Energizer Bunny category of pop bands.
These guys released their first single way back in 1991 and have continued
carrying the torch ever since. But from the fresh vibrant sound of the tunes
on Just Enjoy It! you'd never guess these fellows have been at it
as long as they have. What is most appealing about this album (and about
the band in general) is that the songs are delivered in a super simple and
direct fashion. No unnecessary overdubs...no weird and crazy effects...just
good solid ultra-catchy guitar-driven tunes. Anyone who loved great classic
pop bands from the 1980s and 1990s will find a lot to love here as the band
effortlessly tosses out fourteen solid tracks. Our favorites include "Yeah
Yeah Yeah," "Just Enjoy It," "Mind Eraser," and
"Amelia." Top pick.

JEALOUS

I'm jealous of people
Whose lives have meaning.
I'm jealous of people
Who believe in things.
I'm jealous of people
Who have real three-dimensional friends.
I'm jealous of people
Who I have no reason to be jealous of.

Dan
Krikorian - Windsor Blue (CD, Georgia
Reign, Pop)
The third full-length release from Costa Mesa, California's Dan Krikorian.
If you're looking for the latest ultra-creative bizarre underground artist
you probably won't be interested in this album. But if you're the kinda
person who likes familiar sounding music that is genuine and real...well
then, Windsor Blue may be exactly what you're looking for. Krikorian
has a cool subdued folky pop sound that is instantly familiar and should
appeal to just about anyone who likes mid-tempo pop. The songs are mainly
based around a gently strummed acoustic guitar...and Dan's cool reserved
vocals are the obvious centerpiece. A few decades ago the songs on this
album would have been instantly embraced by FM radio stations across the
country. In today's market...it's anyone's guess as to how this will be
received. Irregardless, this is quality stuff from a guy with genuine heart
and soul. Warm and inviting cuts include "Wait," "Thief Like
That," "Windsor Blue," and "Summer Dress."

Live Ones - Yer Quite Welcome (Limited edition CD, Drug
Front, Rock)
A nice direct shot of real rock and roll. With so many bands in the
world relying on technology to cover their blemishes and create their sound,
it's refreshing to hear a band like Live Ones. These guys keep their
songs simple and direct, utilizing only the essentials (guitar, bass, drums)
to create a powerful wall of sound. The overall vibe is straight outta the
1970s with that big overdriven guitar and those rough gravelly vocals taking
center stage. This is old school rock and roll the way it ought to
be played. Solid loud rockers include "Disowned," "Haunted,"
"She Got Soul," and "We're The Ones."

LKN / Knife The Symphony - Split 5 Inch (CD, Phratry,
Rock)Lauren Kathryn Newman (aka LKN) is one of the most interesting
and inspired female artists of the twenty-first century. At a point in time
when so many artists are driven by technology, Lauren's music is pure and
real. She's a one woman band but...more importantly...she's a one woman
rock band. No fluffy shit here, Lauren plays with guts and passion...and
her music rocks. Six new Newman tracks here...and they all hit the
target (as usual!). Our favorites include "Roll The Bones" and
"You Are My Best Friend." If you haven't heard this lady play
guitar yet...you haven't lived. Rounding out this split CD are three
tracks by Cincinnati's Knife The Symphony. Loud, intense, in-your-face
alternative crazy rock that reminds us some of the more out-of-control underground
rock bands from the mid-1990s. These guys are gutsy, crazed, and passionate.
Cool split disc from two exceptionally talented artists.

Romi
Mayes - Lucky Tonight (CD, Manitoba
Film & Music, Pop/rock)
Canada's Romi Mayes is one brave and intensely talented young lady.
Already quite popular in her home country, Mayes should have no trouble
transferring some of that success to the United States. Lucky Tonight
features ten brand new songs recorded live all in one take. As such, what
you hear on this album actually is the artist and her band playing
their songs. No digital effects covering up mistakes...no overdubs to correct
slight inconsistencies...nothing but Romi (pronounced RAE-ME) and her band
playing like hell for a sold out crowd in Winnipeg in the middle of winter.
According to the press release that accompanied this album, Mayes sounds
something like Keith Richards, Joan Jett, and Ray Charles...so
this should give you a pretty good idea of where she's coming from. Smart
bluesy modern pop tracks include "Easy On You," "Heavy Heart,"
"Not My Baby," and "I Will."

MORALITY FORCE FEED

Force your morals
Down everyone else's
Throats.

Moving
Mountains - Waves (CD, Triple Crown,
Rock)
The guys in Moving Mountains may want to kill us for saying this...but
to us their music sounds something like U2 if the band played death
metal. When the vocalist isn't pushing his pipes he really does sound kinda
like Bono...but this band plays much, much, much harder than
the U2 guys ever did or ever will. Waves is an album that will most
likely appeal to younger male listeners. The songs are aggressive and loud
with propulsive rhythms and big overdriven guitars. But even though they
play really hard and things often get quite intense, these folks never sacrifice
songs for power and volume. Very nice sound quality here...these songs are
polished without sounding canned or overproduced. Epic cuts include "Where
Two Bodies Lie," "Once Rendering," and "Full Circle."

Nadia - Strange Song: The Songs of Leonard Cohen (Independently
released CD, Pop/rock)
The second full-length release from Nadia Kazmi who, at least upon
the release of this album, chooses to use her first name only. Originally
from Canada, Nadia now resides in Brooklyn, New York...which may or may
not explain her decision to release an album of Leonard Cohen covers.
Before we slipped this disc in we had a pretty good idea of what to expect...probably
super slick keyboard driven Cohen covers that would be way too glossy for
comfort. Accordingly, we were surprised as heck to find that the
tracks on Strange Song are the exact opposite. These covers have
a nice rough underground sound driven by groovy loud guitars and spontaneous
sounding rhythms. The overall vibe reminds us a bit of very early recordings
from PJ Harvey. After hearing this we're very curious to go back
and hear Nadia's first album that featured original tunes. This young lady
is obviously on a straight path to underground success with this one. Smart
provocative covers include "Why Don't You Try," "I'm Your
Man," "Ain't No Cure For Love," and "Came So Far For
Beauty."

NATURAL HATE

I hate
The clouds in the sky.
I hate
Plants and animals.
I hate
Rivers and streams.
I hate
Everything that is beautiful.

Newest
Zealand - Newest Zealand (CD, Ampersand,
Pop)
Thanks to the kindness and open-mindedness of a few key individuals overseas,
we are slowly but surely being introduced to the undercurrents of music
in Poland. And at least up to this point, everything we've heard has been
rather outstanding. The strangely titled Newest Zealand isn't like
any other Polish aren't we've heard. The band is driven by the songwriting
skills of Borys Dejnarowicz...a fellow who writes some unusually
effective progressive pop tunes that don't really sound like any other artist
in particular. On the first couple of spins we were impressed. But by the
time we had listened to this a half dozen times or more we found ourselves
falling in love with many of these tracks. Cool arrangements, fantastic
melodies, and great vocals combine to create some really cool and inventive
catchy modern pop. Twelve smart cuts here including "Lines Are Invisible,"
"Two Ways," "Yours Sincerely," and "Elimination
& Lemon." Great pop stuff from another universe. Top pick.

noisepoetnobody
& Vance Galloway- Uranium
238 (CD, Lens, Electronic/sound)
The curiously titled noisepoetnobody and Vance Galloway first
began working together way back in 1998. Since that time the two have developed
an ongoing musical relationship. Uranium 238 is the second full-length
collaboration between the two. The album contains tracks the duo recorded
for KEXP.org Radio as well as other recordings they created in preparation
for the performance. If you're familiar with either artist or even the Lens
label...then you probably already know that this is not standard audio fare.
These are more like spontaneous sound sculptures in which almost anything
is allowed to happen. Sometimes the music sounds spacey...sometimes mechanical...and
sometimes like layered found sounds. Six tracks here including "The
First Fascination," "Glimmering Endless Possibilities," and
"Casting Links For Chain To Enslave Animal And Man." Trippy unpredictable
stuff from two decidedly uncommercial artists...

Aaron
Novik - Floating World Vol. 1 (CD, Porto Franco, Progressive)
Music from a decidedly different universe. San Francisco's Aaron Novik
has come up with a very unusual album here. In some ways it reminds us of
progressive British bands from the past like Slapp Happy and Curved
Air (more the former than the latter). The compositions on this album
were inspired by three Mission District poets: Bart Alberti, Swan,
and Michael B. Loggins. Joining Novik on these recordings are a host
of friends and artists playing some rather unconventional instruments. This
is one of those cases where it is actually quite difficult to make comparisons
and cite influences because the overall sound is just so...different.
There's so much to take in here over the course of these 21 tracks. If you're
looking for easy modern pop music this probably isn't for you. But if you
like artsy stuff that is super intelligent and ultimately refreshing...Floating
World Vol. 1 might just be your favorite new album. Killer cuts include
"T.S. Eliot," "Umbrella," "Philip Both," and
"Goodbye To Bird." TOP PICK.

Of God And Science - Black Rabbit (CD, Detach,
Progressive pop/rock)
The cover of this album immediately reminded us of the film Donnie Darko
so we were curious to hear what the music was like. Black Rabbit
was recorded over the course of a two year period by band members Matt
Dominguez, Jeremy Fine, and Julian Martinez. These folks
are based in Albuquerque, New Mexico and they write and record classically
inspired modern pop with a twist. The songs are driven by smart melodies
and intriguing recording techniques. Sometimes the tunes are soft and introspective
and at other times somewhat experimental and moody. A lot of thought obviously
went into recording these compositions. Instead of creating modern throwaway
pop, these individuals have come up with a super smart album that will surely
stand the test of time. Nice heady tracks include "Wasteland,"
"Who Are You," "Impossible You," and "Jim Jones."

Paper
Arrows - In The Morning (CD-R, Quell, Pop)
The third full-length release from Chicago's Paper Arrows. If you
love pop bands from the 1980s and early 1990s...there's a good chance you
will fall in love with this band's super catchy pure pop sound. The guys
in Paper Arrows aren't trying to push boundaries or make demands of their
listeners. These tunes were created for pure entertainment. The arrangements
are simple, allowing the listener to focus on the vocal melodies and lyrics.
Because we only received a CD-R we'll keep this short. Ten smooth hummable
tracks here including "Lonesome Sound," "Still Got You,"
and "Dirty Engine." Recommended for fans of The Shoes.

Patrolled
By Radar - Be Happy (CD, Knitting Factory, Pop)Patrolled By Radar is the new band name being used by the guys who
used to call themselves 50 Cent Haircut. The name was changed because
they were getting tired of being confused with rap-shitter 50 Cent.
The band is driven by the classy/classic songwriting skills of Jay Souza.
We were surprised that this is a Los Angeles, California-based band because
the music is so straightforward and inspired. Souza and his bandmates write
and record mid-tempo pop songs that could easily be appreciated by most
music fans. Instead of overdubbing everything to death, these guys present
their music in a mostly straightforward fashion...which allows listeners
to focus on the vocal melodies and lyrics. Ten hummable crafty cuts here
including "Widow Next Door," "Coat of Disappointment,"
and "Walking."

Pendragon - Passion (CD + DVD, Madfish
Music, Rock)
At a point in time when packaging is so crucial to a release, the guys in
Pendragon made the wise decision to place a lot of emphasis on packaging
Passion. This CD + DVD set is housed in a deluxe jewel case that
slides inside a cardboard sleeve...and both feature some very beautiful
artwork of what looks like stone sculptures. But packaging without music
to back it up is worth nothing of course...so fortunately the goods inside
live up to the professional looking sleeve. The guys in Pendragon have been
making music for decades now and have become a fan favorite in many parts
of the world. The guys in the band merge progressive sounds from the 1970s
with arena rock anthems from the 1980s...all the while utilizing state-of-the-art
technology to push the music to another level. The heavily orchestrated
tracks on Passion are heady and sometimes intense...but melodies
and song structures are what constantly push the music foreword. Cool progressive
rockers include "Passion," "It's Just a Matter of Not Getting
Caught," and "Your Black Heart."

P.H.A.S.T.I. - The Stages of Sleep: A Metaphor for Torun (CD, PAS, Experimental/sound)P.H.A.S.T.I. is a collaborative project featuring the talents of
Brooklyn, New York's PAS and Poland's HATI (the letters were
combined to create the new name). All of the compositions on this CD were
recorded live in the studio in Poland in 2010. The Stages of Sleep: A
Metaphor for Torun features nine tracks of peculiar improvisation. Rather
than focusing on melodies, the players focus more on creating sounds and
moods with their instruments. These spontaneous pieces range from strange
to slightly frightening. Hard to describe these songs...folks either dig
experimental sounds or they don't. We're always up for people messing with
our minds...and on this album, these folks do just that (!). Nine
cuts here including "Preparation for the Internal Journey," "Stage
5 - Delta Sleep," and "Final Level."

Sam
Phillips - Solid State: Songs From the Long
Play (CD, Pop)Sam Phillips has been keeping up with the times in the digital age...but
by doing so she realized some of her original fans might be missing out.
Thus the release of Solid State: Songs From the Long Play. This project
was originally a subscriber-only deal offering downloads on Sam's web site
from 2009 to 2011. The project was well-received so Phillips decided to
offer a "real" CD to her fans featuring some of the best recordings
from the project. Considering the fact that many of these recordings were
created without regard to commercial appeal, it's surprising how hummable
and accessible the material is. The only thing that seems a bit confusing
about this one is that--considering how much music was recorded for Solid
State--only about 36 minutes are offered here. Wonder why...? In any
event, this is a super solid collection of more smart hummable pop from
a lady who never disappoints. Thirteen well-crafted tracks including
"Tell Me," "Lever Pulled Down," and "So Glad You're
Here."

The
Phoenix Foundation - Buffalo (CD, Memphis Industries, Pop)
Although we've only listened to Buffalo a few times as of this writing,
we can already tell that this is an album we will be spinning for years
to come. New Zealand's The Phoenix Foundation write and record modern
progressive pop with strangely unique undercurrents. The press release that
accompanied the album summed up the band's sound extremely well by stating
that the music "...is a glorious pop polyglot, combining sun bleached
harmonies, chiming guitars, progressive synth scapes and subliminal rhythms
to glorious effect." Couldn't have said it better ourselves. While
the overall sound is deliciously artsy, the folks in this band have no problem
making vocal melodies the main focus of the music. But what pushes the music
higher is the subtle use of background sounds. Instead of clobbering you
over the head with uniqueness and strange oddities, subtle nuances are utilized
that will undoubtedly be the reason these songs will hold up to hundreds
of repeated spins. The slightly hazy vocals are absolutely heavenly...and
the lyrics somewhat puzzling. Fans of modern progressive pop will go apeshit
over this one. Cool dreamy effervescent cuts include "Eventually,"
"Flock of Hearts" (wow...), "Skeleton," and "Golden
Ship." This will easily end up being one of the best albums of 2011...
TOP PICK.

PLATTER #2

When you don't care
About anything nothing
Really matters.

The
Postelles - The Postelles (CD, +1 Music, Pop)
If you haven't already heard The Postelles you can be certain that
in the very near future...you will. Although this is the debut full-length
release from this New York-based quartet, their career is already on fire.
And after spinning this self-titled album it's easy to see why. Produced
by The Strokes' Albert Hammond, Jr. and the band themselves,
this is one helluva collection of catchy modern pop with balls. These fellows
have a sound that is driven by classic bands from the 1950s and 1960s...but
the vibe is totally revved up with twenty-first century energy and style.
The band's debut EP made quite a splash in the United States and Great Britain...so
there was already a big buzz out there before this album was even completed.
The cuts on this album have a big huge sound but what really stands out
are the songs themselves...and they're played with such genuine enthusiasm
that they're impossible to ignore. These fellows play with all the excitement
of a young group who has just found their footing...nothing short of infectious.
Twelve kickass pop/rockers here including "White Night," "Can't
Stand Still," "Hey Little Sister," and "She She."
Music for young and old listeners alike. Recommended. TOP PICK.

Tokyo
Rosenthal - Who Was That Man? (CD, Rock
& Sock, Country/pop)
If you like classic artists from the past like The Mavericks and
Chris Isaak...there's a mighty good chance you might just be going
apeshit over Tokyo Rosenthal sometime in the very near future. Although
Mr. Rosenthal has been making music for about three decades, his music has
only really caught on in the past few years...most notably through the 2007
release of his CD One Score And Ten. Since the album's release, Tokyo's
career has suddenly shot straight up...and he is finally receiving the respect
and admiration he deserves. Who Was That Man? is a straight shot
of mid-tempo country flavored pop music...with infectious melodies and lyrics
that stand up to many repeated spins. Tokyo has a great voice...he never
sounds like he's trying that hard and yet he always manages to get his point
across. Way cool nifty album here featuring ten tracks including "Who
Was That Man?", "Black To Blue," "Ann Marie," and
"Little Old Man." Top pick.

Andy
Santospago - Shiny Bombs (Independently
released CD-R, Pop)
A few years ago we were immediately impressed by a cool underground pop
band called The Vinyl Skyway. Not too long afterward we were treated
to a mesmerizing solo album by Andy Santospago (a member of the band).
It took a while but Andy's back with another spectacular collection of cool,
groovy, introspective pop songs. If you're a sucker for great melodies (that
includes us), you owe it to yourself to get acquainted with this
guy's music. He doesn't seem to be playing the game dressing and acting
the part like every other ultra-cool songwriter on the planet so Andy may
remain an underground icon. But what matters here is the music...and you'll
find plenty of cool timeless songs on Shiny Bombs that will instantly
put you in a great frame of mind. Mr. Santospago writes classic pop tunes
that will sound fantastic decades from now. The songs come from the heart
and they're presented simply without hundreds of tracks muddying up the
sound. And man oh man...what a voice. This guy has one of the smoothest
voices on the planet. Once again Andy Santospago effortlessly hits a clean
home run. Incredibly effective pop cuts include "Faces," "Parasite,"
"Shines On," "A Happy Farm," and "My Catapult (Ode
To Bernie)." Highly recommended. TOP PICK.

Scumbag
Philosopher - It Means Nothing So It Means
Nothing (CD, Words On Music,
Pop)
The debut album from England's Scumbag Philosopher. It's no secret
that the folks in this band are heavily influenced by early recordings from
Wire and Gang of Four...many of these songs bear striking
resemblances to both. Unlike most artists who update sounds and styles,
these folks seem content to create music that in many instances sounds very
much like it might have been recorded decades ago. No annoying traces of
hip hop or unnecessarily fussy electronic effects muddying up the mix here.
Scumbag Philosopher is comprised of Jon Burke (guitar), Adam Green
(bass), Grant Madden (vocals), and Anne Reekie (drums, vocals).
We get the impression from the sound of these recordings that these people
are making music for all the right reasons. Groovy rhythm-driven cuts include
"Tickbox Exercise," "Heroes At Home," and "Social
Networking Site."

Secondstar - Feets (Independently released CD-R, Pop)Secondstar is the one man band created by Liam Carey but the
project also incorporates the talents of various friends. This is a true
D.I.Y. project as the music was created outside the confines of the world
of commercial music and the songs are obviously creations driven by artistic
integrity rather than the desire for fame and/or money. Like the last Secondstar
disc, Feets is available as a CD-R housed in very discreet packaging.
Liam writes songs that are subtle and genuine...a far cry from the commercial
creations of pop star wannabes. His songs feature smart winding melodies
and intelligent lyrics...and they have a cool reflective quality that is
absorbing and real. This is a short disc clocking in at just over 26 minutes.
But quality is always more important than quantity in our book. And because
all of these tracks hit the target we are once again enlightened
and entertained. Cool cuts include "Ships At Sea," "Devil
In The Head," and "Let Me Down Easy."

SEE

If you can't see it
It isn't
There.

David
Serby - Poor Man's Poem (Independently
released CD, Folk/country)
The fourth full-length release from David Serby. On this album, Serby
uses things that happened in the past in order to deliver messages about
modern day economic and social issues. But don't think you're going to be
in for a heavy-handed experience, because the tunes on Poor Man's Poem
are smooth and extremely easy on the ears. David has a great understated
style of singing and his tunes are very subdued and laidback. The overall
mood of these tunes reminds us very much of early country music before the
genre became so negatively affected by money and technology. This ten track
album is fueled by a genuine desire to entertain and give listeners cause
to think. Our favorite cuts include "Poor Man's Poem," "Sugar
Creek," "Watch Over Her Baby," and "Evil Men."

Julian Shah-Tayler - Cotto Ergo Sum (Double CD, Impossible
Things, Pop/rock)Julian Shah-Tayler is a young man who has the potential to become
a legendary superstar. Folks into 1980s music by artists like David Bowie
and Peter Murphy will find a lot to love here. Mr. Shah-Tayler writes
and records highly melodic, danceable, somewhat emotionally detached modern
pop music. Julian writes, performs, produces, and records his music entirely
by himself...and yet the songs have the punch and clarity usually associated
with a full blown rock band. Songs are the real strength here...as this
man manages to come up with a mound of oughta-be hits. There's a lot
to take in here...twenty-one tracks of classy, classic pop perfection. We
can't help but think that Julian Shah-Tayler could push his career to the
next level by making one teensie tiny move. We think this fellow
should change his name to something more catchy and easy to remember. If
he were to come up with the right name...we have no doubt his career
would instantly skyrocket. Totally cool groove driven pop cuts include "Revolution,"
"Wetter" (this one is infectious), "Northern Light,"
"Show Me Your Soul," and "Lullabies." Cool stuff. Top
pick.

Christopher Shultis - Devisadero (CD, Navona,
Classical)
We're not sure if it's a coincidence or not...but for some reason we've
been receiving an unusually large amount of artsy music coming out of the
city of Albuquerque, New Mexico lately. We've heard several cool underground
pop bands from the city over the past few months. Also a native of Albuquerque,
Christopher Shultis is making music from a completely different universe.
Rather than writing and recording underground pop, Shultis uses the natural
beauty of his surroundings as inspiration for his beautifully subdued classical
compositions. Devisadero features sparse and haunting tracks that
are extremely mature and seem to convey natural images through recorded
sound. Housed in a lovely digipak sleeve complete with a booklet containing
some very cool photographs, this album should appeal to classical music
fans as well as folks who simply want something smooth and soothing to spin.
Over 52 minutes' worth of music here divided into four sections: "Openings,"
"Songs of Love and Longing," "A Little Light, In Darkness,"
and "Devisadero." Pure engaging music that moves.

Small
Sur - Tones (Independently released
CD, Pop)
Very slow, sleepy, and pensive subdued pop. Begun in 2005, Small Sur
is driven by the songwriting skills of Bob Keal...a fellow with an
extremely reserved spirit who writes moody captivating music that tends
to evoke real feelings in the minds of listeners. Joining Keal are Austin
Stahl and Andy Abelow...as well as a host of guest artists lending
their talents and support. Tones is a subtle collection of smart
tunes featuring well-conceived melodies and extraordinarily intelligent
lyrics. True, you do have to be in the right mood for this kinda
music (party dance pop it ain't...)...but if you're in the mood for
some rest and relaxation...this just might be the perfect soundtrack for
your next candle lit night. Eleven tracks here including "The Sand,"
"Saint," "Prettyboy," and "The Darkest Parts."

Soft Science - Highs and Lows (CD, Test
Pattern, Buzzsaw pop)
We're huge, huge, HUGE fans of underground pop from the 1990s. So not surprisingly,
we're huge, huge, HUGE fans of Sacramento, California's Soft Science.
The band has an ultra-melodic sound driven by great big fuzzy guitars that
is reminiscent of cool 1990s popsters like Fuzzy (among others).
This band is comprised of former members of the bands California Oranges,
Holiday Flyer, The Sinking Ships, and Forever Goldrush.
The songs on Highs and Lows are perfectly crafted instantly hummable
loud bubblegummy cuts that are impossible to dislike. These folks have a
bright upbeat sound that it slightly moody but always driven by super catchy
vocal melodies. Soft Science is Katie Haley (vocals), Matt Levine
(guitars), Ross Levine (drums), and Mason DeMusey (bass).
Not a lot more that needs to be said here...except that we'll be spinning
this disc into the ground for the next several months. Pure feelgood
tracks include "When Will You Come Home," "Closer To Me,"
"Take It Back," and "Could It Ever Be True." Perfectly
executed modern pop with brains. Highly recommended. TOP PICK.

State Song - Dear Hearts & Gentle People (CD, Phratry,
Progressive)
Cincinnati, Ohio's State Song is a band whose music is difficult
to compare and/or describe...most likely because they aren't jumping on
any particular trendy bandwagon. Dear Hearts & Gentle People
is quite a debut. These intelligent orchestrated underground pop classics
have a particularly nice sound and flow. The song structures aren't predictable
and the songs aren't necessarily danceable. The vocalist has a cool slightly
warbly voice that serves as the perfect focal point for the tunes. Rarely
do we a debut this strong from an up-and-coming underground band. These
guys have really set high standards for themselves with this album. Nifty
reflective progressive pop cuts include "Blank Lake," "Oceanaire,"
"Highway Machine," and "The Concierge." Highly recommended.
TOP PICK.

STRENGTH AND WISDOM

Lord give me the
Strength to shit and fuck
And give me the wisdom
To know the difference
Between the
Two.

Thor
- Original Soundtrack: Music by Patrick Doyle (CD, Disney, Soundtrack)Thor is a new Disney film featuring the escapades of the legendary
Marvel comic book star. The music for the film was composed by Patrick
Doyle and was recorded in London and performed by the London Symphony
Orchestra (James Shearman, Director). We're not huge fans of
Kenneth Branagh (the director) so we probably won't see the film
itself. But as far as music is concerned...this is one great sounding
soundtrack. The quality of these recordings is impeccable...and they
will no doubt sound even better in a theater setting. Some of these tracks
are rather somber and subdued...while others are (as would be expected)
fitting for any good credible superhero. You get a lot of bang for your
bucks here...over 72 minutes (!) worth of music. Our favorite cuts include
"Chasing the Storm," "A New King," "Letting Go,"
and "Earth To Asgard."

The
Tree of Life - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack:
Music by Alexandre Desplat (CD, Lakeshore,
Soundtrack)
After hearing this CD and reading a bit about the film, we plan on making
the effort to see The Tree of Life in a theater soon. Created by
Alexandre Desplat, this is a very beautiful and intricate soundtrack
to what is probably a very intriguing and thought provoking film. Apparently
the movie deals with the idea of the flow of life through various images
and ideas. As such, these delicate reflective compositions must surely fit
the visual images to a T. Housed in a beautifully designed digipak sleeve,
this is one slick little package. Thirteen beautiful tracks including "Childhood,"
"Awakening," "Motherhood," and "Skies." Pensive
and intelligent.

The
Very - The Discovery (CD, Aural Gravy, Pop)
The folks in San Diego, California's The Very write and record modern
pop music that is decidedly out of synch with what's currently happening
in the world of music. These folks aren't the least bit shy about describing
their music as "new wave." To us, The Discovery sounds
something like a cross between The Pixies and Let's Active.
These folks have a cool slightly loose sound and they keep their songs simple
and to-the-point. There's a lot of groovy energy going on here as these
individuals toss out ten nifty danceable tracks with impressive precision.
Our favorite cuts include "Shattered Up Mirror," "A-Okay,"
"Late," and "Sticky Sweet." Fun upbeat stuff.

The
Whiskey Saints - 24 Hours (CD, Unemployed,
Pop)
Extremely catchy, upbeat, accessible commercial pop. These guys play pure
pop that could easily be appreciated by millions of listeners. We have to
admit that the verse of the lead track ("The Gift") is just way
too similar to The Beatles' "Rain." Once we got past that,
we found several of the cuts on 24 Hours rather appealing. This is
super slick stuff so just be aware of that. Melodic cuts include "Every
Little Thing," "Always In My Heart," and "Beautiful
Little Fool."

Witches
- Forever (CD, Bakery
Outlet, Pop/rock)
Hmmm...considering the fact that there's already a great rock band called
Witches we're a bit puzzled why someone would use the same name...?
It's kind of a shame these folks didn't pick a more unique name...because
the tunes on Forever are interesting, smart, and rewarding. Many
of these tracks remind us of underground guitar bands from the 1990s. This
Atlanta-based trio is doing everything right here. They write some really
cool tunes and present them simply using only the basics (guitar, bass,
drums). The band is comprised of Cara Beth Satalino, Jared Gandy,
and Michael Clancy. The tracks on Forever are somewhat moody
and multi-faceted. Rather than presenting catchy pop, these folks write
and record mature sounding pop tracks that should appeal to a wide range
of music fans. Ten groovy tracks here including "Creatures of Nature,"
"Black Dog," "Feed," and "Disappointment."

Wonderland - Original Broadway Cast Recording (CD, Masterworks
Broadway, Broadway cast recording)
If other folks react to this the same way we did, this album and play are
going to be met with some confusion. After all, it wasn't that long ago
that Tim Burton released a film that was his take on Alice In
Wonderland. Now comes the Broadway play Wonderland...but it's
in no way related (other than the fact that it was inspired by Lewis
Carroll's book). According to the press release, the play "...is
about a modern-day woman who goes on a life-changing adventure far below
the streets of New York City, where a colorful cast of strange but familiar
characters help her rediscover what's really important." We haven't
seen the play yet...but based on the music we're hearing we would say this
is geared much more to a larger audience than Burton's film was. The tracks
on this album are super slick and they involve all the standard sounds and
styles folks have come to expect in slick Broadway shows. We're not big
fans of musicals in general...but we wanted to include it here because we
know there are plenty of folks out there who will appreciate this
highly stylized music...

Additional Items
Received:

A
Aaron & Andrew - To be brave
Nasar Abadey & Supernova - Diamond in the rough
Afternoon Naps - Summer gang 7"
Also - Music belongs in the background
Bobby Alu - Take it or leave it
Ancient Astronauts - Into bass and time
Flo Anito - No dustbunnies
Anti-Social Music - Is the future of everything
Arvo Zylo - 333
Axess - Fusion
A Cat Called Cricket - When leaves fall