Ants

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Ted: Hi, my name is Ted and this is my song about ants. Pretty neat, huh? That's Tom playing on the guitar. Doesn't he sound great? Thanks Tom.

Tom: No problem Ted.

Ted: This is the chorus. Can't you just imagine those ants marching around in their tunnels? Oh, coming up, this is a dark part. I'm warning you. You know, about how ants are in constant danger about getting stepped on or a tunnel collapsing. Or maybe the queen just goes nuts one day and starts killing drones. It can be very dangerous. Oh we're back to the regular part now. There is the question though, these ants I'm singing about, are they red or black ants? I'll leave you with that to ponder. How was that?

Tom: Pretty good Ted.

Song Notes:

To this day, when Ted says "Hi, my name is Ted," he has to bite his tongue to keep himself from saying, "...and this is my song about ants."