The answer to the question “Why the fuck does Dresden have a lighthouse!?!” that erupted from my lips today due to the knowledge that Dresden does not have a fucking coastline, is answered by the words “Rick Fucker.”

This is media-called (like self-styled, but the entertainment business style you instead) “eccentric Brendan Joyce”, an accountant for Above and Beyond, a charity raising money for nine central Bristol hospitals, for 17 years.

He bought wrecked cars and storage for them with the money he stole from the charity. And they call him “eccentric”? I do not think that word means what you think it means.