Doritos Taco Salad Recipe

Mix with salad mix (salad in a bag – from the grocery store, or make your own),

chopped tomatoes,

grated cheddar cheese (approx 1 cup),

1/2 bag of crumbled Doritos

and cover with Catalina dressing.

Shoplifting Seagull Prefers Doritos Tangy Cheese:

A seagull has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the Manager isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in, and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

The Manager thinks it’s great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that’s good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags of Doritos because they think it’s so funny.

If that seagull starts to grab a 6-pack of beer to go along with the Doritos, they may have to put a stop to it. But so far people friends of Sam the Seagull have been donating to his daily fix.