5. Serena and Nate have The Hottest Sex Life. Proof: S. finds him in the kitchen after, what we can only assume was a sex-filled night of sexy sex. And they have sex again. They start by making out up against the translucent fridge. (Um, so cool. Where do we get one?) Then they whip out the strawberries, whipped cream, and caramel. (Note to self: Stock fridge with these three items. We're clearly missing out on hot kitchen sex by keeping only milk, tofu blocks, and beer in our fridges.)
Then they move to the counter and prove that they've been reading The Cosmo Kama Sutra by getting into the Leg Lock position. (By the way, Serena wore a button-down and knee-high socks throughout, which makes us think she's also been reading the article, "How Clothes Make Sex Hotter.")

4. Chuck snoops on Elizabeth—who turns out to be his mom—after bribing a hotel staffer and getting the key to her hotel room. Shame on you, creepy hotel staffer. Blair snoops on Chuck—looking at his phone and listening to his voice mail. These two are tied for the award for The Sneakiest, Shadiest Move. But despite all of the bad behavior, somehow it all works out. And we're left wondering, is snooping sometimes justifiable? What do you think?

3. Dan wears a black wife beater, which is obviously The Second Least Sexy Outfit of the entire episode, losing only to Vanessa's date's popped baby blue polo and silk scarf tied around his neck. Luckily we were able to block out both numbers by oohing and ahhing over Serena's cleavage-and-almost-belly-button-revealing get-up (surprise, surprise) and Jenny's black-beaded top paired with grey skinny jeans, The Two Best Wardrobe Choices of the night.

2. Speaking of Jenny making good bad choices, she decided it would be smart to throw a bunch of pills on the ground in front of Rufus. Her reasoning: to prove to Druggie Damien that she knows how to stand up to her dad. The same Druggie Damien who, we should remind you, turned her into a drug mule then referred to her as "just a friend." (Jury's still out on which is The Most Awful Thing a Guy Can Do to a Girl Who Likes Him.)

1. Blair gives us The Biggest Girlfriend Lie of the evening: "I'm here if you wanna talk...or if you don't," she tells Chuck. Note to men: we always want to talk about what's bothering you.

So, is snooping ever a good idea?

What do you think of the teaser for next week's episode about Chuck being asked by reporters if he paid off women he sexually harassed?