This is a video of a $1,200 PhantomX robotic spider form Trossen Robotics dancing around some guy's living room while a couple toddlers narrate the whole thing in baby language. At one point one of them even tries to feed the robot a Hot Wheels car. That was pretty brave. Me? I'm only brave when I'm drunk. "So all the time?" I'll jump off my balcony for a dollar. Here, hold my beer.

Hit the jump for the video and tell me what the hell those kids were selling.

Thanks to abe and Lauren, both of whom expressed a deep concern about robotic spiders. Plus Lauren used the f-word a lot.