Tag Archives: Philadelphia Phillies

What a time to be alive. Emily Youcis, the pistachio girl for the Philadelphia Phillies, found herself out of a job that she’s been at for seven years because the team found out she was a white nationalist. “Pistachio Girl has been fired from her job as a food vendor at Citizens Bank Park. In […]

I thought there was no crying in Baseball? On Tuesday, a fan attending the game between the San Francisco Giants and Philadelphia Phillies got ejected by home plate umpire Bob Davidson as a result of a verbal confrontation after the fan reportedly yelled to him, “You Suck”. Davidson stopped the game as a Giants player was getting ready to bat to […]

During Tuesday’s contest between the Philadelphia Phillies and Miami Marlins, the Philly Phanatic decided to play popular ‘Pokemon Go’, when a person dressed in a giant Pikachu outfit jumped out on the field as part of a Pokemon Go-themed skit. A #PokemonGo phanatic. https://t.co/9FGCbxLI3Jhttps://t.co/ezB5UlAqFF — MLB (@MLB) July 20, 2016 Pikachu comes to Citizens Bank […]

If you’ve ever seen Charles Barkley swing a golf club before, you know it’s not a pleasant sight. You’d also probably assume that the ‘Round Mound of Rebound’ would be equally inept with a baseball bat in his hands. And, lo and behold, you’d be right!!! Here’s a look at Barkley showing off his rusty […]

Long gone are the days of Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard hitting 30+ or 40+ homeruns in a season. And apparently the days of Phillies fans cheering for him are over as well. On Saturday, Howard stated a fan at Citizens Bank Park threw a beer bottle at him from the stands following the team’s 6-3 […]

You don’t get many opportunities to write nice things about Phillies fans. Usually the stories are about Phillies fans fighting on opening day, or branding each other with spatulas, or intentionally puking on people. So when you see the words “Phillies fan saves wife from foul ball,” you almost expect them to be followed by “then […]

On Friday, the Cincinnati Reds took on the Philadelphia Phillies at Citizens Bank Park with the Phillies coming out on top by a score of 3-2. Nobody cares. The real action was in the stands behind home plate as a guy began to fondle his girlfriend’s breast, because what the hell else is there to do while […]

Usually when an athlete drops down and does some push-ups, it’s because they committed some sort of mistake. But in this instance, St. Louis Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina didn’t do anything wrong. In fact, he actually did something right when he dodged an inside fastball from Phillies pitcher Brett Oberholtzer. But he did a few […]

The New York Mets’ play was hardly a failure on Monday night, as they cruised to a 5-2 victory over the Philadelphia Phillies at Citizens Bank Park. But that didn’t stop “fail whale” from making an appearance on the Mets’ broadcast of the game (on SportsNet New York). It was odd, but seeing as how […]

The Phillies had their home opener on Monday. So obviously a bunch of old dudes christened the new season with a drunken brawl. I say “obviously” because…well, come on, you know what Phillies fans are like. They’re responsible for some of the most insane fan behavior in the history of sports. If they’re not fighting […]

For millennia we human beings have been fighting each other for wealth and power. We’ve established entire religions and philosophies to search for the meaning of life. We’ve written poems, composed symphonies, and painted pictures dedicated to beauty itself. We’ve used science to cure diseases and invent miraculous devices that make our lives on this […]

Those Hooters ball girls that the Philadelphia Phillies use during Spring Training games are great from a visual perspective, but not the greatest from a practical standpoint. Case in point: this moment from today’s game between the Phils and the Tigers, when one of those ball girls gathered up a foul ball and attempted to give […]

In his very first Spring Training at bat, on his very first Spring Training swing, Yankees slugger Alex Rodrigues belted a home run over the left field fence, giving his team an early lead over the Phillies…

The New York Mets have been pretty awful for the past six years, and during that time they’ve provided us with some appropriately awful lowlights. However, this season they seemed to have turned things around, as they currently sit in first-place in the NL East with a 71-56 record—6.5 games clear of the second-place Washington […]

With everyone expecting the Philadelphia Phillies to trade Cole Hamels any day now, the left-handed starting pitcher did the team a huge favor and upped his trade value by no-hitting the Chicago Cubs on Saturday. Hamels needed 129 pitches to get through all nine innings, in which he allowed just two walks while striking out 13 […]