I recently bought a house that needed some work. I hate painting though.
So I used tinder and Bumble to get girls to come over my house and made them paint, then had to throw them a bone so to speak. I am not proud, but I got my living room, hallway, and half of my bedroom walls and ceiling painted.

You will need: 100m of static 2mm climbing rope, 32 bottles of super glue, syringe, 110m of cheese-cutting wire, approximately 100 friends. Become Alpha, plan a HUGE party in a skyscraper where everyone will be. should be about 90m from the top of the building. Halfway through party, excuse yourself, go to the roof, and get to work. Master-bate until full erection is achieved. Inject superglue into boner, all the while stroking it to remain desired girth and length until dry. Level perma-bone accomplished. Tie rope to feet and secure other end to the roof ledge. Use all 100m. Cut 20m of cheese-cutting wire. Tie, using a self tightening knot, to base of perma-bone and other end to roof. Tie other 90m around neck again with a self-tightening knot.\, and again to the roof. Superglue 1 hand to erect penis and other to the top of your head. 8.Once dry, jump. If all goes according to plan, at 20 feet the cheese wire will cut off your dick, at 90 feet, your head, and at full length of the rope, you should be hanging outside the window of the party, fully erect dick in one hand and your own head in the other. Laugh in hell as the entire party stares and tries to comprehend such a beautiful plan.