First, we accidentally burn some Korans and then we deny General Aladeen access to the Oscars. It was a series of blunders that would surely lead to “unimaginable consequences” as the dictator put it but Obama nipped it in the bud by apologizing his ass off and ensuring those responsible would be “held accountable.” He also said Aladeen would have no trouble getting into the Oscars tonight. Thank God.

This a great viral marketing campaign. The Oscars never had any intention of stopping him from walking the red carpet in character, it’s just to build awareness. How much is Four by Two paying you to promote this Gavin?