I’m a good tipper. I’m not rich, just a soft touch. And, no pun intended, it pays to be cordial to your waiter or waitress. No, not because they’ll spit in your food, which is possible, be nice because they might draw a sketch of you and it put up on a website, like former waitress artist Anna Magnowka.

The first drawing reads, ““Me? No, not married, never been married. Free as a bird, heh heh, blood good catch, heh heh.” And the second one says, "Check this ring out. This would cost a year’s wage for you! See what you get if you find yourself a rich man…another glass of bubbly please.” How creepy.