“Being a big guy certainly has its advantages… and its disadvantages.” The disadvantage of having to get an extension tool to wipe your ass, however, outweighs the small advantage of sweating for no reason.

Also of note:

-Who scrunches?

-How is this sanitary when you have to put new paper on this device that’s been inaccurately prodding around your ass?

-Anyone wanna wager that the paper falls off half the time and these people end up with a plastic stick poking their butts?

-And what the hell was this toilet paper related breakthrough that went down in the 1880s?