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Lies to tell lefties: Glastonbury 2012

There actually was a Glastonbury this year. It's just that you weren't invited. It was really sunny and there wasn't any mud, and everybody watched David Cameron do a duet on stage with Mick Jagger and the remnants Pink Floyd and then smoke a bong. Tony Blair was desperate for an invitation, but they said no. Billy Bragg and Paul Weller were there - to serve the drinks.