The NEW home of the OH SO PRETTY Hillbilly Mom, nestled in the heart of DoNotLand, where the Gummi Mary appeared on a plate of melted Gummi Bears and was unceremoniously half-devoured by a DoNot, and dumped in the wastebasket. The excitement of that day was rivaled only by the New Year's Day trip to Save-A-Lot, where a woman followed Mrs. Hillbilly Mom, stroked her arm, asked if she was married, and declared, "You are SO PRETTY."

Friday, September 18, 2009

What A Ride

September is halfway over, you know. It's just a hop, skip, and a jump through October, and we will be letting those clocks fall back one hour. Then there's Thanksgiving, and Christmas, and basketball season kicking into full swing, and Easter with three days off, and the End of Course test for my biology class, and academic team, and the athletic and academic banquets, and graduation, and...well...it's almost time for school to start again next year!

To quote one of those Apollo astronauts when the Lunar Module blasted off from the surface of the fake moon like it was jerked by an invisible reverse bungee cord, "What a ride, what a ride!"