What a way to start the day

This morning, my daughter's pre-school class invited all of the dads to spend the first hour sharing doughnuts and juice. While we were there, we were given biographies that our kids dictated to their teachers. Most of the claims were pretty comical such as "My dad's favorite drink is beer", "My Dad is 20 feet tall and weighs 2 pounds", or "My Dad's favorite show is The View". As you can see, I only weigh 6 pounds, but the last two lines show that my daughter will be a future poster at this site.