Bono: *steps over her* We brought the food too. Where should we put it?

THE LIGHTS GO OUT

Edge: GUYS! It's OK!!!! It's all good...I was just--

Julie: Bring it into the kitchen, let's see what you brought.

Larry: Has anyone seen a button? It was...round....and....

everyone gradually makes it into the kitchen

Larry: ...I think it had some holes in it, and--

Bono: EDGE! COULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?!

Edge: *appears out of nowhere* WITH pleasure!!!!!

Bono: The dish,wanker.

Edge: Oh...yes...the dish...of course...*bluuuuuuuuuuush*

Julie: Mona? Mona? Where's Mona? Come on, everyone will be here soon?

Bono: *looks down at his feet* Em...something's groping me...leg...em...

Mona: leeeaattthhheeerr....oooo....

Julie: She'll faint after awhile. It'll be OK....Alright, the other PLEBA girls and Bluey will be here soon, so let's get ready! Let's just go around, and tell me what food you brought. Bono, you start!

Julie: ...riiiight. OK. Now we have the cake stuff all ready, but someone needs to bake it.

Adam: I'll do it! *grooves on over to the kitchen*

Mona: Edge, bullfight with me like you do Bono!

Edge: *bluuuuuuush* WHAAAT? No, I don't DO Bono...I just--

Mona: *steps back* No further questions!! *runs to Bono*

Bono: She grows on you after awhile!

Julie: Like fungus...Rackem frackem...

Bono: Come on, now love. Don't you look back! There's enough Bono for everyone. Did I ever tell you about the time when--

GINA MARIE ENTERS

Gina: Guys, are you ready yet? Everyone will be here in less than an hour. I was gonna come with them, but then I remembered -- two hormonal 17 year olds in a house with BONO?!!!!!! I had to come help. Mona! Get your hand off Bono's leg!! NO, DON'T PUT IT THERE!!!!!! Julie, go help Adam in the kitchen.

Adam: *reappears* Look! I found an apron! *is wearing nothing but an apron*

Larry: Whatever you do -- don't turn around (your gypsy heart)!

Adam *backs into kitchen* Well, the cake is almost done.

Larry: Could you check the batter for me buttons? I can't find some...

Gina: Bono, you set the table. Larry, get the ice cream ready. Edge, get MacPhisto over here.

Edge: *is scared yet strangely attracted to MacPhisto*

Larry: *goes into kitchen* seconds later.... EM, GUYS?

Gina: *goes into kitchen* What's wrong?

Larry is standing next to the open freezer. Melted ice cubes and ice cream and other things are spilling out.

Bono: CURSES! I wish I'd thought of that!! Bluey will be so happy to -- I should have--I mean...I've got a beautiful wife and a million kids....I've got a wife and kids...

Mona: eh...did I mention I prefer the strong SILENT type?

Julie: EDGE! Did you wrap your package back up again!! *giggles* EEe heeehee!! Unwrap that package!

Edge: *ignores the innuendo* What is it, Mac? What do you have planned? Ooh, ooh! LEMMEE GUESS! It it...mini golf? No, NO! BOWLING!!!! Oh, it's bowling, isn't it? I KNEW it I KNEW IT!!....can I come too? *hops up and down in excitement*

The rest of the boys look at each other

Bono: Adam, why don't YOU tell him what Mac means?

Adam: Well *whispers in Edge's ear*

Edge:*eyes widen* *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush* Oh. His face red like a rose on a thorn bush Like all the colors of a royal flush
I think I'll go....em...over...THERE! *scurry scurry scurry*

Bono: Well, I still need a--

Adam: Larry, I think you--*stops* *is pale*

Larry: What?

Adam: *nudges Bono*

Bono: OMG...!!!!!! Is that....STUBBLE?

Larry: WHAT in the bloody Sam hill are you lookin' at? *looks down at his chest* NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!! *pulls shirt closed* WHAR'S TH' LOO??? *runs away*

from a distant room all that is heard is
Larry: *riiiip* *riiiiip* YOWCHIE!!!!!

Mac: *from within cake*...Em....could I....make a phone call, by any chance?

Larry: We each decorated a part of the cake for you! On mine I put-- OH! That's whar me BUTTONS are!!!!!!

Edge: I-I bedazzled my part. *is uncomfortable standing next to pantless Bono* I hope he remembers his inter-pantal control techniques...

Bono: I wrote a SONG in my part of the cake! *ahem*

Oh sister, you know you make those boys cry.
It's not what you want, it's how you get it, and why.
Your cavernous mind keeps my searching.
Tracing your coasts keeps me thirsty.

I've seen this all before
and never dared to ask for more
until now.

Chorus:
Could it turn out to be
everything that it seems
when the answer could mean
the difference between
nothing and everything?

Hardened by a year's worth of stardom
revelling in the restriction of the garden...
Does that mean we're hot for nocturnal mess
or not at all impressed?
You've heavy love, love, but it's light to me.
My Chevy's stuck, love, again on your street

Chorus

All the beautiful faces I've seen before,
and to think that none has meant as much as yours.
None has made all the difference between
nothing and everything.

Come to your senses
if you can't come to me.
Stay in touch with yourself...
Stay in touch with yourself.

And, baby, leave the world outsiiiiide...

Everyone: *is stunned*

Bono: Thank you, thank you....

Edge: ...You have a CHEVY?

I LIED! That's NOT The end! There's more! Next one is the last, I PROMISE!!!!!!