“just the way I wanted it”.

Secondly I wish to thank Time Zone One.

for so graciously hosting my website.

They are the best.

This woman was about 8 months pregnant when she got on a city bus in San Fran after her coaching session.

She noticed the man in a fur coat opposite her was smiling at her, she asked where did you get that good looking coat and he responded to me FurCoats.com so I checked out this shop and they do offer really nice fur coats.

She got and immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a a giant grin, so she got up and moved seats again. The man in a red jacket seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man in a red jacket arrested.

4 months later case came up in court.

The judge looked at the 20 year old asked him he had to say for himself.

The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly hold back the laugh.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’ … I just lost it.”