tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/PhineasPoeForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by PhineasPoe2011-09-20T00:00:00-04:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/900248Forumwarz user gets trolled really hard<p>Twist ending!</p>PhineasPoe2011-09-20T22:39:00Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/899871Best porn ever<p>Bring it in for the real thing, Swinesies.
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</p><p>This thread better not get moved. If it does and I remember when I come back in a week and a half, I&#8217;ll be peeved. This is dire straits.
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</p><p>: direstraitsmusicvideoformoneyfornothing:</p>PhineasPoe2010-08-11T02:21:08Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/842684Deadwood RP<p>Hooray, I&#8217;ve been watching a show from four years ago! This is a thread for serious RP within the Deadwood universe. I&#8217;ll get it rolling.
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</p><p>Byron was a tit man. They used to belong to Jessica, Annie and Claire, but a sharp knife and expert stitching made them his now.</p>PhineasPoe2010-07-29T18:17:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/782388Upcoming Apprentice Podcast: Call for Questions!<p><blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>He was talking about your name.</blockquote>
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</p><p>What a twist!</p>PhineasPoe2010-02-22T00:22:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/782381Upcoming Apprentice Podcast: Call for Questions!Even if the sound was crystal clear it would still be terrible.
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<br />Podcast spoiler: <span class="spoiler">Fort says peepee a couple times</span><br />PhineasPoe2010-02-22T00:15:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/775689Petition to Ban Lee_Harvey_Oswald for 9 weeks<p>ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
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</p><p>I loves you, ET.</p>PhineasPoe2010-02-03T23:11:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/771264I Am Back From My Long And Unexplained Absence<p>I&#8217;m not a very good person in general.</p>PhineasPoe2010-01-31T23:00:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/771260I Am Back From My Long And Unexplained Absence<p>Whoops, gotta go.</p>PhineasPoe2010-01-31T22:56:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/761573which top 3 forumwarz users would you want to meet irl.<p>PhineasPoe
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</p><p>Well, not my children, but the children I show my penis to.</p>PhineasPoe2009-12-29T03:45:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/754457I DEMEND to know why MercWithMouth was permad.<p>I feel this somehow justifies my extended sabbatical from modding, beta testing, paying attention to this game in general. </p>PhineasPoe2009-12-29T03:00:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/741333INCIT<p>What the fuck is INCIT?</p>PhineasPoe2009-12-02T15:14:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/738413This is pretty cool.<p><blockquote><strong>Johnny Mac Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>That&#8217;s amazing, read through the whole thing. Though the only choose your own adventure books I read were the Goosebumps books in that format in elementary school.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Night in Werewolf Woods like a mother fucker.
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</p><p>As a child, I would dog ear every page with a choice, so I could go back and make sure I hit every possible page. The obsessive compulsions of childhood were truly the best obsessive compulsions of our lives.</p>PhineasPoe2009-11-25T04:47:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/738369Anyone like Indies?<p>I LOVE indie music.
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</p><p>Look at this diagram closely. See how the lines crisscross? It&#8217;s no doubt that Bingebot would find such a design pleasing to the eye. The geometric shapes and dull colors elevate this from theory to fact. I posit that Bingebot saw this diagram printed onto a heavy poster board. He most likely folded it up as small as he could and swallowed it, having devolved past chewing.
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</p><p>As the poster board was sliding visibly down his throat, the board began to unfold in his throat. For a brief moment, you could see the entire comical outline of the diagram pressing and expanding the skin of his throat and neck. Seconds later, the board completely broke through the skin, completely severing Bingebot&#8217;s head in a spray of blood.
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</p><p>Look like someone&#8217;s eyes were a little bit bigger than his tummy and/or esophagus.</p>PhineasPoe2009-11-18T14:47:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/732051Please explain this INCIT rule to me<p>You make a good point. Really, they&#8217;re pretty similar. Both are tied to peens and scoops, both have wins that generally aren&#8217;t seen/paid attention to again, and both are usually compared with shit.
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</p><p>Maybe forumbuildr should have the same restrictions. It&#8217;s been awhile since I really looked at buildr, but most repeated submissions that win are usually generic things. They don&#8217;t really add anything, though it could argued that real forums have people who just post &#8220;lol&#8221; or &#8220;fuck you, faggot.&#8221; Though, that little bit of realism doesn&#8217;t do much when the thread are made up of random, unrelated posts.
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</p><p>It&#8217;s the same kind of laziness. Hm.</p>PhineasPoe2009-11-10T23:49:27Z