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big jai jai

This is when your phallus is hard at the most inappropriate time (i.e. work, church, school, etc.) and you have to put it over your belly button and hold it with a belt. Word of caution: no hugs and don't dap up your homies where a partial hug might be given.

Mental conversation with yourself: "Man I hope no one notices my belty. I hope the teacher doesn't call on me to come to the board."

My penis was hard while I was getting ready for church so I decided to do a belty just in case.

This is when you taste your own semen just to see why girls don't like it. This is a big time struggle for most men. You have to convince yourself that you are not gay because it belongs to you. At the same time you need to be able to tell chicks it is not that bad to swallow.

This is when you have some left over semen residue on the tip of your penis, from sexual escapades(with someone else or by yourself), that causes you to urinate in other directions than the one you intended.

Examples:
Woman: Why is there is pee on the shower curtain and floor?
Man: My bad baby, I had some leftover cannon glue and it sprayed everywhere!

Mom: Where did all this pee come from? It better not be from cannon glue!?!?!
Son: MOM!!! Please!