To celebrate what we can only hope will be a few more months of Akin idiocy, we bring you a video of a speech Akin gave to a group of Missouri Tea Party-ers last year, during which Akin — and his wife — explain how babies are made at the Akin household.

Don’t worry, Akin steps in before things get too pervy, but the Akin-approved baby-making process apparently involves him, his wife, her womb, and the home the two share.

Unlike Akin’s apparent understanding of how abortion works, it does not include wishing, magic, or a woman’s body’s inexplicable (read: non-existent) ability to tell the difference between a rape baby and a baby conceived with a consensual partner.

See the video below (and kudos to Hunter Walker at Politicker for
shrinking the speech down to 30 seconds so we don’t have to watch 19 minutes of a rape-denier
at a Tea Party rally. If you’re dying to see the full speech, though, click here).