Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Hitler was doing fine running a rooming house down in Argentina until that fat American guy with the greasy hair moved in and kept making fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches on the hotplate in his room.

This just proves what I've always known. Men are hard heads.
As for a cellphone in a movie theater why not just ask the usher to tell them to put the phone away? It's been a while since I've been to a movie. Heads towards geezer bus.