Category: Among The People

In an bill submitted today to the Foreign Relations House Committee by Rep. Smithson (R-Texas) contained the outline for President Trump declaration of War on Hurricanes. According to sources familiar with the matter Trump was influenced by similar declarations of war on ambiguous concepts such as LBJ’s War on Poverty and Liberal’s War on Christmas. The bill, which will be read tomorrow, allocates 750 billion … Continue reading Trump to Declare War on Hurricanes

In his testimony to the House Intelligence Committee on Monday, F.B.I. director James Comey confirmed ties of various Trump Administration officials to the Kremlin. Though some links were somewhat tenuous, Comey said that “there’s not a shred of doubt in my mind that most of the Administration is colluding with top Russian officials.” The specific nature of the connections varied, Comey said in his testimony. “Some … Continue reading Comey Confirms Russia Ties, Obama Wiretapping

After reports of animals crossing over the border illegally from Mexico came to The Colomen, we sent a reporter to the site to investigate directly. Below is the first person account of our reporter and his findings. I parked my rental car by the barbed wire and chainlink fence emblazoned in flags from the local white supremacy group which sat above the TRUMP signs planted … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Reports of Illegal Border Crossings

President Donald J. Trump gave his first address to “the carnage that is America” two days ago at the Capitol. He touched on building unity and strength in the United States, restructuring military spending, bolstering immigration security, and reforming healthcare. But these weren’t really the issues that people wanted to hear about. Not at all. The people wanted to hear his poetry. They wanted to hear him describe … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s Address A Massive Success

In an article published in the New Yorker a couple weeks ago, author Jeffrey Frank makes slanderous and outrageous attacks on our president, the Honorable Donald J. Trump, Esquire. Mr. Frank first pokes fun at Trump’s physical appearance. He implies that his eyes and hair are somehow unfitting of a president. Oh, ha ha Jeff. Very funny. Somehow I’m reminded of all those times when you and your liberal … Continue reading Review: The Embarrassment of President Trump

Much ado has been made regarding Steve Bannon’s ideas of the role of government. The mainstream media has gone so far as to call him a fascist and he is regularly depicted as the Grim Reaper on SNL. He is the most notorious man in the White House, besides the President. His ideas are understood by the real Americans. The coastal elite are blinded by … Continue reading Steve Bannon and The American Identity