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WHAT THE HELL IS

ive suspected taht one of my friends is a furfaggot/furry for some time... hes obviously closeted about it though

so one i day i asked him "hey dude wanna yiff?"
it looked like he shat an entire brick right there and then..
i started laughing my ass off and said "oh god i knew it oh god lol i knew you where a furry!" well alot of drama **** commenced and i promised to keep it a secret..

now this is mfw animals are EVER brought up in a conversation when me and him are together/in a group

Usually refers to cyber sex between two or more members of the furry fandom. Originally refers to the sound that foxes make when mating. Members of the furry fandom may use the term to refer to actual sexual contact, usually in a lighthearted manner.

It is also a term used at furcons to inquire about sexual intentions between fursuiters.
The anthro fox smiled at the mass of horny furres, knowing that a good yiffing session would soon follow.