Blazer wrote: I honestly feel like the country is on the verge of some type of civil war. I’m not sure what form it would occur in, but things between left/right and black/white are about as bad as they have been in decades.
According to a "Breaking News" tweet from Alex Jones, Democrats are planning on launching a civil war on July 4. This is going to seriously fuck up my BBQ. I'm glad Alex gave us a heads up though. He's always on top of things.

I mean who can even criticize phrases like "no people, just Indians".... oh wait, you can do that.

*goes back to read the Völkische Beobachter, the #1 nazi daily newspaper in the name of wrestling research*

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srossi wrote: Blazer wrote: I honestly feel like the country is on the verge of some type of civil war. I’m not sure what form it would occur in, but things between left/right and black/white are about as bad as they have been in decades. According to a "Breaking News" tweet from Alex Jones, Democrats are planning on launching a civil war on July 4. This is going to seriously fuck up my BBQ. I'm glad Alex gave us a heads up though. He's always on top of things
On a somewhat related note...anybody expecting July 4th to be a night of chaos in some areas due to the new movie "The Purge"?

Isn't this the second time Alex Jones has predicted something like this?

____________________The Don Owen signature has been retired as the Dean Silverstone book made the point that he was an antisemite. I shall give you a Greatmuta1025 approved Hello Kitty picture instead.

srossi wrote: Blazer wrote: I honestly feel like the country is on the verge of some type of civil war. I’m not sure what form it would occur in, but things between left/right and black/white are about as bad as they have been in decades.
According to a "Breaking News" tweet from Alex Jones, Democrats are planning on launching a civil war on July 4. This is going to seriously fuck up my BBQ. I'm glad Alex gave us a heads up though. He's always on top of things.
Is this civil war going to start at a certain time today?

____________________"Beginning this week, Nitro is going head-to-head with Thunder in Australia" - The Wrestling Observer Newsletter: January 22, 2001

____________________I just think it's amazing that Trump is really on Twitter all day, personally writing this shit. He's about 3 beers away from joining S&W and getting into a flame war with Ports.----srossi

The Twitter trolling was amusing. If you missed it, search #SecondCivilWarLetters

The SJWs have won this round and shown a rare sense of humor.

A few examples:

Dearest family, We here in Austin TX have been surrounded by MAGA troops on all sides. Gen. Willie Nelson has many thousand troops at the 360 Amphitheater in guise of a 4th of July Picnic. They are readying to battle Gen. Sessions concerning cannibis crops.

We have snuck behind enemy lines and removed the gender-specific signage from their latrines. Now we wait for their bladders to explode.

Dear sister, I am safe. We were attacked by a group of redcaps armed with unsolicited dick pics. But once we rejected them, they fled, shouting that we were ugly bitches who no one would want to fuck anyway. Fort Male Ego may be weaker than suspected.

The war is going well, dearest sister. General DeGrasse Tyson had our battalion dress as climate change, and we easily slipped past the MAGA fortifications. They refused to believe we had arrived until it was too late.

My love, My unit the 42nd Bisexual Brigade, has raided Hobby Lobby for supplies. We came away with all the useful craft supplies & left behind the giant crosses. Mission went well as the MAGAs do not believe we exist & refused to acknowledge us.

While this war has been tiresome, I don’t expect it to last. Red Hat casualties are mounting. They choose not to treat their wounded brethren, instead they just scream “I’M NOT PAYING FOR YOUR HEALTHCARE” & leave them for dead.

The battle is about to begin. Thankfully, Gen. Trump has overestimated the size of his army - claiming it to be "the largest civil war army in the history of time, bigger than Obama's would have been"- ...so we're actually quite over-prepared.