"Perhaps he should opt for an insanity defence, and claim he thought she was a killer in a slasher flick?"

That's right JuliaM, put ideas into chavs' heads.

The Sun a year from now:

19 year old Tyrone Kamal El Sid killed his girlfriend Chardonnay Laquisha Evans first stabbing her in both eyes, battering her about the head with a snooker cue and then dragging her out into the street. El Sid 17, from Shithole Estate, then twocced a neighbours Ford Fiesta and rode over Evans numerous times.

In court, El Sid said: "I fort she was like a killer in a slasher flick, or somfink. Ise got a disorder, innit"

The judge sentenced El Sid to six months probation and 5 hours community service.