Sanity is Overrated

Let’s face the facts here. Most of society is on drugs…legal or otherwise. Those who are of sound mind and body make all the decisions.
They screw up constantly.
Most people react to things emotionally instead of rationally. I personally, lack almost all emotion and empathy. I can recognize emotion, but the only one I can project is insanity. Therefore I lack the capacity to react to things emotionally. In conclusion, my completely insane ass is more sane than you.
OK, so we all know that doesn’t make any sense. But honestly, let’s put this in to perspective. I’m not what most people would consider normal. Fine, I get that. It’s a compliment as far as I’m concerned. Which by the way, makes me default to being classified as weird. I don’t fit in to some preconceived category of existence. Awesome. So people find me strange or insane. I’m fine with that too. I don’t beg people to like me. I don’t care if you do or you don’t like me. What I do care about is my freedom to piss you the hell off. That being said, I could go into a list of jokes. Dead baby jokes, racist jokes and even religious jokes, but that isn’t the point. The point is, since I lack the ability to react to things emotionally, I should be considered sane. Well we all know that isn’t going to happen. The irony of the situation is that society has outcast so many that the outcast’s themselves have become a common, preconceived classification. One day we will take over the world…Via the Internet. Those with popped collars will be the first to pay penance. Sleep with one eye open you preppy bastards.
Strow