About MEEEEEE!! (This is my favorite part!) Ok soooo I am a girl with super curly hair and I love playing sports like soccer, basketball, swimming and throwing in track(YaY! big medal balls to throw!) I love the Orgon ducks. I love the color blue, chocolate, food, reading, and talking! And if I had to describe myself in one word it would be indescribable!

Age: not old enough to drink or dive(sadly, but I'm getting closer!)

Gender: You would have to be pretty dense not to figure that out.

TEAM PEETA!!!!!!!!!!!!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.5. Meow occasionally.6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.7. Say "DING!" at each floor.8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.21. Swat at flies that don't exist.22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"34. Tell people that you can see their aura.35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

1. The first recorded “Death by Chocolate” case occurred in the 17th Century in Chiapas, Mexico. Upper class Spaniards were so addicted to chocolate that they refused to adhere to a church dictated chocolate ban that forbade them from eating or drinking any food during the church services. As a result, the people of the town refused not only listen to the ban but chose to attend worship services in convents instead. The Bishop who passed the law was later found dead due to poison being mixed into his daily cup of chocolate.(Hahahaha who knew you could die because of choclate! hahahahahahahaha)

3. The biggest bar of chocolate ever made was created in 2000 and weighed 5,000 pounds. Turin is the city in Italy that can be proud of this accomplishment.

4. Americans eat an average of 22 pounds of candy each year, or approximately 2.8 billion pounds annually which is split almost equally between chocolate and candy. Most Europeans consume far less than this.( thats why they are sooooo skinny)

5. While the US produces the most chocolate and consume the most pounds every year, the Swiss consume the most per capita, followed closely by the English.

6. Besides the obvious cheese and ice cream industries, American chocolate manufacturers use about 1.5 billion pounds of milk and consume approximately 3.5 million pounds of whole milk yearly.

7. Chocolate manufacturers currently use 40% of the world’s almonds and 20% of the world’s peanuts.

8. Chocolate is technically responsible for the microwave. Scientists were experimenting with micro waves in hopes of creating better radar detectors and in the wake of World War II, scientists were testing devices called magnetrons. A scientist named Percy Spencer entered the lab with a chocolate bar in his pocket and realized it quickly began to melt. Spencer then realized that the magnetron could potentially be used to cook food. He successfully tried popping corn and then attempted to cook an egg which cooked so quickly, it blew up in his face.( choclate invented something, it should get a Noble choclate prize, hahaha)

9. Every Russian and American space voyage has included chocolate bars.( they can't live with out it)

10. On the fourth visit of Christopher Columbus to the Americas, he presented cocoa beans to the Spanish Court. King Ferdinand and Queen Isabelle were not impressed and dismissed the chocolate as bizarre tribal concoctions.

Finnick, you can't say you don't love him. You better like him or else...Top Finnick Quotes:

“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”

“Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?"He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this" -- he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose -- "distracting?"I laugh. Boggs looks embarrassed and Finnick looks more like the guy I met at the Quarter Quell”

"Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?" I say."It must be. The sensation's completely new. How have you managed it all these years?" he asks."Just avoid mirrors. You'll forget about it," I say."Not if I keep looking at you," he says.

“Want a sugar cube”

“Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”

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Put this(o)on ur pageif u like music. Music is Life

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin " @#!*% !" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you hate it when people make spelling/grammar mistakes in their fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song in your head but can’t remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you outWoman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.You love jeans.Dogs are better than cats.It's hilarious when people get hurt.(it depends only when they get like hit in the face with something sooooo like half)You've played with/against boys on a team.Shopping is torture.Sad movies suck.You own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (I don't remember what I played with)At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.You used to be obsessed with Power RangersYou watch sports on TV.(only the Oregon ducks and Yankees so half)Gory movies are cool.You go to your dad for advice.You own like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games.(yes to hang out with friends and watch cute guys hehe)You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear.It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.( I don't like sleepovers so yes)Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.You love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.Sleep with your socks on at night

10 wow I really sound like a guy

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/You love to shop.(YES!!!!!)You wear eyeliner.(Not anymore)You wear the color pink(kinda it depends not the girly pink but some so half)You go to your mom for advice.(If I have to so yes)chapstick.(I survie on chapstick)

You consider cheerleading a sport.(ewwwwww not in a million years)

You hate wearing the color black.(I don't hate it)You like hanging out at the mall.(don't have a mall where I live but I would if I could so half)You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(If I could I would love them so half)You like wearing jewelry.Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(NOPE)Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.(Sure why not)You don't like the movie Star Wars.(to boring)You were in gymnastics/dance?(no)It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(Yep thats me, when I can have it my way)You smile a lot more than you should.(I don't think I ever not smile)You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (hahaha I wish, but I haven't counted lately so I might)You care about what you look like. (sometimes)You like wearing dresses when you can.(Sometimes it depens on the dress so half)You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(YES!!!!!)You love the movies.(Sometimes so half)Used to play with dolls as little kid.(Yeppers)Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(haha yes)Like being the star of every thing(kinda so half)

18 yes I am not a guy!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

I vowed to be less perfect next time from Halo of course

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Which side is my left!!!!! Oh um...air

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

War of the worlds!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time

1:15 Omg I didn't even look!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Rain, oh and the voices in my head...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Over 24 hours ago and I went to go get food

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfictions

9. What are you wearing?

Sweatpants, and a sweatshirt

10. Did you dream last night?

Not at all

11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

I told you no!!!!!

12. When did you last laugh?

30 seconds ago

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Wood, Pant, a hanging zombie head (Im not kidding)

14. Seen anything weird lately?

My face, wait no...

15. What do you think of this quiz?

I think...well we all know I don't think!

16. What is the last film you saw?

Twilight, don't judge me!

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The world and all the chocolate in it, oh and Finnick, Peeta, Patch and Xavier

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Why do you want to know creep!

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Thats I was in the hunger games movie! Oh and people wouldn't go hungry, but I like the first one too!

20. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I suck :(

21. George Bush:

HAHAHAHAHA I don't want to even think about all the things I could write here!

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Soo many names!!!!!

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

hard to say...

All the books you should read...

Hunger games

Hush Hush

Forest of hands and teeth

shattered

Halo

Fallen(Lauran Kate)

The lost hero

Before I fall

Gone

The lightning thief

More to Come!...

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? hard one but dark, lol like patch!

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? only the very annoying ones

4. Do you have a best friend(s)? yes I have to many friends to count

5. Have you ever had your heart broken? The chocolate kind

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Nope I am perfect

7. Do you like your life? What's not to like? I love my life I also love me!!! Lol I am not that self-centered

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? Never had a boyfriends so that would be extremly difficult

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? No well at swim team yes but I would like to try!

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Both guys are so much easier to talk to though

11. How long have you had Facebook? Never!

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yep it was fun, we were teasing of course...

13. What are your biggest fears? SPIDERS!!!!!!!

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Not that I recall

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? All the time thats what you get for being a hormonally charged girl

16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”? Yes!

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yes, almost everything especially food!

18. Do you ever wish you were famous? ALL Of THE TIME!!!!!!!

19. Are you currently missing someone? No

This guy or that guy?

Punk/Goth or Gangster?: nonePreppy or Cowboy?: umm...Sweet or Sexy?: BothWell-educated or Dropout?: well-educatedArmani or Abercrombie?: What does that even mean!City-slicker or Rural Guy?: RuralBlue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: Don't careContacts or Glasses?: Contacts

In a guy...Funny or Serious?: FUNNY!Cute or Hot?: Both can't I have bothDark Eyes or Light Eyes?: light or dark don't really care they just have to be beautifulLong Hair or Short Hair?: MediumCurly Hair or Straight Hair?: wavy/straightGood Dancer or Good Singer?: BOTHJock or Rebel?: Again both I want both!Smoker or Non-smoker?: NON-SMOKERDruggie or Clean?: CLEAN!Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: Clean-shavenYounger or Older?: OlderPlayer or Loyal?: loyal duh

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love(OMG I cried reading this!)

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

1) Cinna

2)Rue

3)Haymitch

4)Johanna

5)Finnick

6)Annie

7)The prep team

8)Peeta

9)Prim

10)Delly

11)Effie

12)Katniss

1. Have you ever thought of Six and Eleven as best friends?

Annie and Effie well I guess they could be but they never meat soo...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Johanna well I am a girl but why not yes she is hot I guess...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

HAHAHA well thats funny I think The rolls would be reversed unless somehow Katniss could get Peeta pregnat that would be funny

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

Lets see...well died helping kids, was Katniss's sister the list could go on and on...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

They are both girls and one is married so no

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?Finnick and prim? or Finnick and Delly? NONE he belongs with Annie!!!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

HAHAHAHA Cinna and Peeta I am laughing so hard I am crying no no fluff never!

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

1 Billion he is amazing

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (1). (7), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

HAHAHA That would be funny!!! Cinna and the prep team then Cinna runs off with Prim The Prep team has a one night stand with Effie(more like a three some) them they do it again with Annie. Then follows the advice of Finnick and finds true love with Katniss(hu don't think Peeta would like that much would he?)

10. Does anyone on your favorites list read Three smut?Honestly I don't know what that means

11. Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

HAHA Nope

12. Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Yep Finnick and Rue

13. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?zHave a heart attack they are both girls!!!!!

14. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?Make up lovers! hahaha

15. What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?So you are named after a flower I LOVE flowers

16. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I would be like"Throw the make up!!!! Yes hit them YES!"

18. What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would hope he would be my boy friends then I would be like"HAHA suckers I got him you didn't!"

19. How would you react if you saw Eight and Five in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would be very shocked then I would slap them and laugh my head off!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the worldI don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them allI HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOOI'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasIm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionIm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devilI'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loserI hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be meanI’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININEI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazyI love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and aloneI an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Hey I am a girl, and girls cry, A LOT)I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistakeI DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problemsI SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

f any of this is true copy and paste this in tour profile:

You enjoy being called weird, annoying, and unusual and You are proud!

You're a geek without glasses!

You hate pink!

You're style is funky!

You tell your bff's you luv them everyday!

Your team Edward unless Jacob has his shirt off!

You only read books that have supernatural things in them!

Play truth or dare at lunch!

Questions for truth or dare:

Truth: Who do you like?

Dare: I dare you to kiss my brother/sister! (Then laugh evilly)

Truth: Is is true you have some kind of security blanket you sleep with at night?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacltyuesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmnealpweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to arscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn'tmttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, theolny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raedervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpelingwas ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile

IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!!!

THE HUNGER GAMES ARE AWESOME!!!

A stranger stabs you in the frontA friend stabs you in the backA boyfriend stabs your heartBest Friends only poke each other with straws

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a nerd, an athlete, artist, musician, and a gullible person copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have bestfriends that are always there for you and listen to every weird thing you say, copy and paste this to your profile.

A good percentage of boys are in love with Black Ops and a majority of girls are obsessed with Justin Bieber (BIEBER BLAST HA!). Copy and paste this to your profile if you don't like either.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.(both of us)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I hate it when I lose to myself !)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't wanna talk about it.)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree Theboys don’t want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.When a girl says "I love you." she means it.When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Above my eyebrow, attempted to open something with a knife...Ya didn't go so well

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Paint, lots and lots of paint

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Talk in my sleep, and sleep walk, it's embarrassing

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Anything that sounds good

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

2 A.M.?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To be an Actress

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Chocolate

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

My sanity

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'9

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Dependes does the person standing next to me smell?

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Kinda, depends

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

The biggest asshole in the world

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Pink from Victoria's secret

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

If I can get a guy, I'm good

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

On mars

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

COFFEE!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Meat, cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Food

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

Don't remember

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Yes, but I am NOT telling

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

Sadly, no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Don't know

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

YES!

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

Why do you need to know

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

You can't help falling in love, so yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Make fun of them

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

19

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

Both are hot

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My parents, they don't text fast enough

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

LOUD BREATHERS/CHEWERS!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Yes, Canada

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Spiders

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Not that I recall.

37. FIRST JOB?

To young

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Yes ;)

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Reading fanfics

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

YES Tonsils :(

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My hair and eyes

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

YEs, just got them off!

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

So many things!!!!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

AS many as I can produce

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Don't think so...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Sometimes, but it rains so much I can't see the sky

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Dove daily moisturizer

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Sometimes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Popping my knuckles

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Hannah Montana, but come on I was 8!

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Maybe, I am super crazy

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Nope, only personality

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Yelling or telling my friends

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

My friends house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Brat dolls

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

To many to count

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Yes, sadly

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

All the time, just look at my other comments!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

M&C duh

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

IDK sweet, funny, someone who loves me, the usual

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Psychopath

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

IMAGINE DRAGONS!!!!!

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Grey's anatomy, and Lost

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

Haven't taken them yet70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Grandma's cake batter/Ben and Jerry half baked

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes, what a weird question!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Doing sports, last week

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

No, no I did not

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

120 MPH

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

YES!!!!!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Viva La vida

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

A liquid

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Sister

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

What sex they are

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

Don't know...

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Justin Biber

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

March, and the summer months

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

The one that starts with a P and is a fish

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Blond, Brown, and some red

86. EYE COLOR?

Green

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Don't like fast food

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

HATE SEAFOOD!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Lost

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

EVERY SINGLE DAY

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

Tenor sax

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Read the rest of my profile and you will find out

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

A little bit of both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships!!!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT

Smart popcorn!

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

Don't have one, too young! :(

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Gone, Ariel

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Don't have one :(

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember RueWhen mockingbirds’ songs wake meI’ll think of Foxface every timeI eat a strange new berry

If a little girl ever pets a goatI promise to think of PrimAnd if my best friend acts depressedThen Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fireI’ll think of Katniss every timeAnd I’ll always think of PeetaWhen I eat cake that is sublime

The Capitol will cross my mindWhen someone is unfairI’ll be sure to think of CloveEach time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of GlimmerIf someone’s pretty, but a dunceAnd Thresh will occupy my mindIf I spare someone, something... Once

I swear to think of CatoWhen I’m homicidally inclinedI’ll make sure I think of EffieWhen there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger GamesAnd Catching Fire tooIt’s important to think of the charactersBut they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is reading all this. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is staying up to 4:00 in the morning with your friends because your scared micheal myers will come kill you. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you talk to someone, start doing something, then when they talk, you scream like they snuck up on you. Crazy is almost getting kicked out of the YMCA with your friends. Crazy is listening to your friend make loud fart noises in a public bathroom. Crazy is laying on a desk laughing so hard when the teacher walks in you fall off and keep laughing(At nothing) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I hear voices and they dont like you.

I've stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) dont get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) dont be angry just go to 12

7) i just wanted to say hi

8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7

11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

IF YOU WERE ANNOYED OR LIKED IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. If you get caught, run as fast as you can, grab whatever clothes you can fit in, and put them on, run to the café and pretend to be in line/reading at the table. See if the person runs past you.

18. Bring a friend, have one of you get in a cart, have the other one push, and grab random items off shelves, putting them in your cart and then go up to the cash register and have the one pushing say “How much is this person?” See how they react.

19. Walk around the store pointing to people with your fingers forming a gun and yell “Bang!” When they turn to see you.

Repost this is you laughed... or are planning to do any of these things

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

The basic rights of all human beings are the ability to live life and pursue happiness. Apparently, the government only thinks that this right belongs to heterosexuals . . . and rich people. All over the world, men and women are denied of their right to live, laugh, love, have children, go to church, or even have a happy home or half-way normal life style, simply because they don't conform to what society thinks is normal, simply saying that homosexuality is not natural. In truth, homosexuality occurs in animals and plants, among other things, meaning that it is in fact, natural. Homo's are people too, and people need love just like everything else! Without love, nothing is possible! - If you think that homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think racism is wrong and dehumanizing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit by a car... that was parked, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh! He wears lip gloss, sounds like one and looks like one. But that would make 95% of teens Lesbian... O_o)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you love horses, add this to your profile

If you can't go without crying at the end or Marley and/or The Blind Side, copy this on your profile. :'(

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (including a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

Actual things on products:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On just about all Ads: "And you could get double the product free! Just pay Separate Processing and Handling" (That's not free though...)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message to show the warnings of Drunk Driving.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

(Someone in my family died because of a drunk driver, everyone should repost this!)

Sadest Poem Ever: I cried, can you not cry to this?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to schoolHe told his friends that it was coolAnd when he pulled the trigger backIt shot with a great crackMommy I was a good girlI did what I was toldI went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the goldBut mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbyeI'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cryWhen Johnny shot the gun he hit me and anotherAnd all because he got the gun from his older brotherMommy please tell daddy that I love him very muchAnd please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crushAnd tell my little sister that she is the only one nowAnd tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her nowAnd tell my wonderful friends that they were always the bestMommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the restMommy tell my teachers I won't show up for classAnd never to forget this and please don't let this passMommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves thisMommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kissAnd mommy tell the doctors I know they really did tryI think I even saw a doctor trying not to cryMommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chestBut mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the restMommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crackMummy listen to me if you wouldI wanted to go to collegeI wanted to try things that were newI guess I'm not going with daddyOn that trip to the new zooI wanted to get marriedI wanted to have a kidI wanted to be an actressMommy I wanted to liveBut mommy I must go nowThe time is getting lateMommy tell my ChrisI'm sorry but I had to cancel the dateI love you mommy I always haveI know you know it's trueMommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART (This is exactly ehat I want!!!)

List 10 of your friends in no particular order:

1. Rebekah

2. Summer

3. Emma

4. Bradly

5. Josie

6. Alie

7. Jesse

8. Maddi

9. Lucy

10. Chloe

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Well some funny shit would go down

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Hahahaha good luck with that

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

Remember, When You get Caught Watching Him, He was Sneaking a Glance, Too.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat,

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

Whoholds your hand in front of all his freinds,

Who thinks you're beautiful without makeup;

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.

The one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

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Words of Someone Else's Wisdom

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so what's to stop it?

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. " Chruchill

The Mighty Oak is the result of a Nut that held it's Ground.

"Though my soul may set in darkness, I will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" Sarah Williams

“There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn. Whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go.” Richard Bach.

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Churchill

"In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." Jane Austin.

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."Norma Jean

OFFICAL HUNGERGAMESADDICT!! U WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE AS ADDICTED AS ME! :)

Congratz. You just read the longest profile. I hope. Have a... Virtual... hi.

In the aftermath of the Quarter Quell, Katniss and Peeta are forced to a safe house. But with Peeta recovering from torture, and Katniss as confused as ever, will the solitude help them realize their worlds are not as black and white as they believe?

"She closed her eyes and saw his perfectly chiseled face and then imagined those boxers of his falling to the floor before he got in the shower. The last thing she needed was to be attracted to Rye Mellark's older brother." Desperate for a place to live, Katniss moves in with her friend, Rye, who has always had a crush on her. Then she meets his older brother, Peeta. Modern Day AU.

Katniss and Peeta's daughter has been acting strange lately. It turns out she inherited Peeta's tracker jacker venom! Will a romance with a boy from a familiar family help her through it? Or will he make it worse?

Katniss Everdeen was not much of a coffee drinker, but a certain smiling barista has her coming back to the coffee shop more often than she'd like to admit. I have finally fixed the formatting issues in chapters 1 & 2. Thanks for all the follows and favorites!

Peeta Mellark has every girl eating at the palm of his hand, however, after meeting Katniss Everdeen at one of his fights, he finally finds a girl who is immune to his charm. Then the idea strikes him, a bet. It's pretty simple, if he wins, she has to live with him in his apartment for a month, if he loses, he has to stay abstinent from sex for the same amount of time.

Katniss Everdeen (Mellark) seems to be the girl to take on all of her fears head on. With two rounds of the Hunger Games and leading an all out rebellion, it seems like there is nothing she can't do. However now Katniss is faced with her greatest fear of all. With the help of many friends, family and of course Peeta, follow the journey of Katniss' first pregnancy.

He looped his fingers through the belt loops of my jeans and dragged me closer to his body. "I love you." Patch whispered as his lips made their way futher and further down my neck...Just a bunch of one shots in different scenarios cause Patch is sexy... Ratings from T to M

Fluffy collection of stuff between Patch and Nora. Nora wakes up to hear music downstairs. What's Patch up to now? Nora calls in the night, needing comfort. Patch is there with a guitar. And other oneshots revolved around songs. Based after a happy ending in Silence. Updated!

Starts in THG, spirals into CF. Katniss and Peeta actually do fall in love mutually during the Games. But will they be able to keep each other? And what role will a overly Jealous Gale play? who wins Katniss's heart in the end? Read to Find Out! COMPLETE! :D

Modern Day AU. Katniss moves to New York after the death of a close friend, expecting- and wanting- nothing out of life. But when she gets to the Big Apple, she realizes that staying far from love and its inevitable consequences is harder than she ever could have imagined.

"How can you look him in the eye after he came back a Victor when you never had faith in him a day in his life?" A glimpse into the Mellarks' reaction to Peeta's homecoming with Katniss after their Games. A reader requested this wonderful idea and I tend to listen to my readers. Therefore, Please Read & Review.

Cowritten with iam97: They told her he was dead, that a bullet cost Peeta Mellark his life. Three years later, Katniss is married, but still trying to pick the pieces. What happens when evidence starts to form, when the pieces finally begin to come together? What if everything the they told her... Was a lie?

21st Century AU. Do not glance at me in public. Do not gasp when you hear my name. Do not call me, even if you love me. I, FBI Agent Katniss Hawthorne, am your Mistress. Don't ever forget that, Peeta Mellark. Everlark/Gadge. OOC.

Modern AU. Katniss Everdeen turned away from her best friend, Peeta Mellark after he confessed his love for her in high school. Now he's back from college. Katniss isn't so good at keeping her cool this time. Fluffy goodness and slightly OOC because you know, nobody's being speared in an arena . My first chapter story.

After killing Hank Miller, Nora is trying to get on with her life with Patch. But one day Nora isn't feeling like herself & thinks she's getting nauseous. Patch is starting to get worried. Wonder why? Read & Review. Rixon's in the story, he's nice guy

Nora is happy. She has a boyfriend/guardian angel, an awesome best friend, and her 16th is coming up which is being planned by said boyfriend and best friend. life is good and no abnormal stuff has occurred recently. what could go wrong . . . right?

An agreement with Coin is the only assent she has for knowing that Peeta and the captured tributes will be rescued, but Katniss finds out something completely shocking and unanticipated. It could break their agreement, ruin chances of a rescue. Pregnant.

What if the Hunger Games hadn't ended? What if Katniss and Peeta's daughter was picked for the Hunger Games? What if Gale's son was picked for the Hunger Games? What if Ashes, their daughter, was pregnant to the boy standing beside her on stage?

Peeta's eyes widened as he looked at me. My heart fell as his eyes searched my face for confirmation. "No." he whispered. But it was too late. I felt the nightlock berries slide down my throat. They hadn't even hit my stomach yet.

Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.

Katniss takes comfort in Peeta after discovering Darius has been made an Avox. Gale's thoughts as he watches the Games. And Peeta reflects before shocking Panem... again. Slight AU, but mostly set during "Catching Fire". Rated M for a reason.

Post-Mockingjay just before the epilogue. How on earth did Peeta ever convince Katniss to have kids, anyway? And what happens when an unexpected leader rises from the ashes? "I think you should just find someone else to have babies with."

Peeta and Katniss have their first baby, this is the story of Katniss's first pregnancy. The summary sucks way worse than the actual story, please read. There are actual twists to this story, not just mindless fluff although there is that too

Peeta & Katniss are reunited. Peeta has not been hijacked. Mockingjay with several twists and turns of things I wish were in there. Rated M for obvious reasons. Occasional OOC dialog. Read & Review, please!

-suspended-This story is a continuation of Catching Fire. Katniss is really pregnant and has been thrown into the arena, fighting for her life. But Peeta doesn't know the truth, what happens when he finds out? If he ever does.

"I'll add it to the list of words I use to try to figure you out." Katniss and Peeta are forced to confront their demons as they struggle to make sense of their new complex relationship back in District 12. Pre-epilogue. Rated M for very adult themes.

When Katniss Everdeen, the daughter of Effie and Haymitch moves to 12 from the Capitol, she doesn't know what to expect. She meets lots of new friends including Peeta Mellark, the newest victor of the Hunger Games. Then her life takes an unsuspected turn.