He accidently breaks off the fire selector after fidgeting with it. After a beat, he sticks it right back on.

He starts tossing it up. After a few times, the gun disappears. As he looks up, it crashes back down into his hands.

He pulls the Duplet's stock so hard it comes off. He's hasty to put it back on.

He shocks himself with the Universal Charger.

This exchange.

Guard: Face to the wall! This is an inspection.

Comedian: C'mon, quit harassing me! I don't swing that way!

Guard: Cut the bullshit! Prepare for inspection!

Comedian: I'm always prepared for this! Doctor, could you check my prostate while you're at it? I'm pissing kinda funny, it's glowing, must be the radiation.

Ulman as he and Artyom arrive at Polis; his response to a guard asking who they are.

"Oooh, we're Nazis! Come to take your station!"

After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps. XD

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