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Small Penis leads to Assault

Weird news: A man is arrested for assault after being accused of having a small penis.

Police in Florida say 44-year-old Rolando Negrin attacked a co-worker after enduring a year of insults mocking the size of his manhood.

Last year, the alleged small size of Negrin’s penis was revealed when he walked through a full-body scanner at Miami International Airport, where he works. The scanner is one of those where screeners can see everything, and we mean everything. Police say a co-worker took note of Negrin’s less than average size in the manhood department and for the next year continually mocked Negrin over it. Not surprisingly Negrin’s temper eventually snapped and he allegedly attacked him. Ironically, his weapon of choice was a phallic shaped baton.