"I felt some remorse back in 2013 that I didn't make more effort to review Apocalyptica's Wagnerian tribute (Wagner Reloaded), an album that's seen me through many long flights between South Africa and New York. Along comes Shadowmaker, Apocalyptica now have a dedicated vocalist as Franky Perez (ex-Scars on Broadway) takes his spot in the limelight and I get a chance to make right." These guys lasted way longer than you expected, didn't they?[Give in to your anger...]

"Pirates occupy a strange place in popular consciousness; being at once badass and completely silly. For every historical tale of marauding, pillaging and rapine, there's a counter-balancing pop culture anecdote like the mincing and prancing Captain Jack Sparrow. For every macho Captain Morgan, there's Jerry Seinfeld's pirate shirt. The same problem infects the sparsely populated "pirate metal' genre pool. While the original outlaw crew known as Running Wild rode the pirate motif for decades of relative coolness, newcomers like Alestorm and Swashbuckle came along and unceremoniously pissed in that pool, making the very idea of pirate metal seem untenable and comical." It's almost Halloween, so why not get out the eye patch and pirate hat and celebrate the return of the original buccaneers, Running Wild. ARRRRRR![Give in to your anger...]