"... It's a video he puts out on Thanksgiving Day, which I don't really understand. And last year Thanksgiving, he decided to un-follow me... So something with Thanksgiving..." Howard adds, "He un-followed both of us, and there was no real rhyme or reason to it..."

I dunno what troubles were created for Thanksgiving 2016, but it...

DSP's Thanksgiving Day Victimhood 2018]]>41What game do you wish Phil would play?Tue, 20 Nov 2018 00:35:49 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-game-do-you-wish-phil-would-play.37025/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-game-do-you-wish-phil-would-play.37025/invalid@example.com (Son of Big Boss)Son of Big Boss
What game would be excellent TIHYDP material?

Personally, i can't wait for him to play Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. That game has weird mechanics that favor hardcores instead of casuals, including constant damage in the dark world and ammo for beam weapons. You have to manage both health and ammo while in the dark world. Also some of the bosses are quite tough, like the Boost Guardian.

DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell]]>75151Favorite Quote!Mon, 19 Nov 2018 22:43:38 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/favorite-quote.36916/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/favorite-quote.36916/invalid@example.com (Dragoonism)Dragoonism
So what have he said that will for ever be edge into your memory, what have made you laugh out loud, sigh heavily or simply rammed your fist into the wall in pure anger and frustration?

Mine is from his "This is my art" speech!

Where he claim that he creates art since the main character in the game won't move unless he touch...

So for those somehow not in the know, I will try to briefly explain what has happened up to this point.

Yesterday was Phil’s Halloween stream. The main attraction was Kat. The stream began and she was forced to sit, watch, and just read the chat. She had no interaction with any games, she was bombarded by incels talking about how beautiful she is, and at one point Phil wanted her to stand to, “show off the goods.”

"Doing a bit more practice work lately. Trying to get better at drawing skin. Specifically the lighting and trying to not make it look dead. This was a quick study. Took about an...

DSP Arts and Crafts]]>41Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or MisusesMon, 19 Nov 2018 04:53:00 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/words-phrases-dsp-has-invented-or-misuses.49334/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/words-phrases-dsp-has-invented-or-misuses.49334/invalid@example.com (Prince Lotor)Prince Lotor
What did DSP think he meant? What words may he have confused together? Let your autism and pedantry be the...

Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses]]>109Media mentions of DarksydePhilSun, 18 Nov 2018 18:05:52 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/media-mentions-of-darksydephil.36226/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/media-mentions-of-darksydephil.36226/invalid@example.com (neger psykolog)neger psykolog
The screenshots included may be slightly edited in terms of moving page elements so it fits better on a screencap.

Tutankhamunn is a coveted 'Saudi prince' donator, a/k/a a whale that donates thousands upon thousands of dollars to a single streamer. He has singlehandedly bankrolled Phil for months, allegedly buying almost 1000 gift subs for other viewers on the DSP stream. The fear and irritation is...

DarksydePhil Fan General]]>53Can Phil truly redeem himself?Thu, 15 Nov 2018 02:07:14 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/can-phil-truly-redeem-himself.49722/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/can-phil-truly-redeem-himself.49722/invalid@example.com (This+)This+
He is still bad at games, but he makes his commentary fresh and interesting somehow. He starts collaborating with other streamers and slowly but surely...

Breaking News! In 2019, in conjunction with his t-shirt designer ( who he brainstormed a new Idea for himself and his Twitch channel), D$P has announce a New Campaign! It's "something sweet, alright... Jan. 2019 we're gonna start up something a little cool, a little different!"

BEAT MY ASS YOU CUCK LORDS:View attachment 588035]]>40DSP vs CWC (Mega $$$ Poll)Fri, 09 Nov 2018 17:45:43 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsp-vs-cwc-mega-poll.49749/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsp-vs-cwc-mega-poll.49749/invalid@example.com (I'mPushingButtons)I'mPushingButtons
You have approximately $100 that you have to give away to one of two people.

Those two people are Phil "DarksydePhil" Burnell or Chris "Dirty Crapped Briefs" Chandler.

Both are notorious in their attempts to scam people for money, using deceptive tactics and techniques.
Both recently have come under fire for questionable e-begging schemes.

When making this choice, who would you pick and why? What would be the lesser of two autistic evils?

Also the whole argument is over, I don’t see much point in digging it up again.

PS: I don’t follow Chris’s antics anymore. But I feel the same about people giving Chris money; faggots. I don’t get how you guys wanna justify trolling by giving money.

Click to expand...

Alright, hotshot. Then make a thread for discussing the merits of throwing quarters at the monkey to make him dance. You’re great at...

the merits of throwing quarters at the monkey to make him dance]]>87DSP's 2018 Halloween EventFri, 02 Nov 2018 08:56:45 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsps-2018-halloween-event.49445/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsps-2018-halloween-event.49445/invalid@example.com (Raven'sChild)Raven'sChild
1. Unlike last year, D$P didn't have to resort to having the Halloween Event as the sub goal two months in a row so the goal could be reached. Quite the opposite this time around with Tut and others gifting well over double the amount of Subs required to hit all the set goals ( Halloween Event stream, decorations and costume ). In an appalling display of...

DSP's 2018 Halloween Event]]>371Invisible Crane / Grant McClellanThu, 01 Nov 2018 21:38:58 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/invisible-crane-grant-mcclellan.9960/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/invisible-crane-grant-mcclellan.9960/invalid@example.com (chimpburgers)chimpburgersGrant McClellan) is a Scottish autist, anime sperg, gamer, and amateur voice actor known for showing off his dick and making lulzy streams on his Ustream account page. More recently, he made an account here on the Farms to comment on topics in the former Entersphere subforum and still does streams every so often.

All, sadly I have horrible news. A contributor who has been suspect in the last few months for being SO overly generous is attempting to charge back over $1200 in tips. This is fraud, plain and simple, so let's hope Paypal sees it that way. The problem is, it's totally out of my hands despite having tons of evidence proving those tips are completely legit. Whatever Paypal says, goes.

If these tips are reversed, I am effectively $1200 in the hole and don't...

Jetrex / Jetrex56 / Logan Alan Westfall]]>157Janitor DutiesSun, 28 Oct 2018 00:15:59 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/janitor-duties.48549/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/janitor-duties.48549/invalid@example.com (thebonesauce)thebonesauce@neger psykolog, unsure of the process but @Haunter did make a good point; maybe instead of choosing one, maybe deem us both janitors to help with any strain on the sub? It seems there is always an influx of people and much like Dave’s life, there’s always a reemergency on the horizon. Giving us both custodial duties could help in such an event, and even if one or the other doesn’t work out, they...

Janitor Duties]]>84[19-10-2018] Superhacker group blackmailing DSP?Tue, 23 Oct 2018 08:29:05 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/19-10-2018-superhacker-group-blackmailing-dsp.49076/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/19-10-2018-superhacker-group-blackmailing-dsp.49076/invalid@example.com (thebonesauce)thebonesauce@RobVC3 for bringing this to our attention and archiving it as the original post was not long after removed)

So it would appear someone named theshadowbroker (initialed S.B.) posted the above thread to The King Of Hate forums. The gist of the post is that this SB person is a representative of a super hacker group who has gained access to Phil’s emails, to his Twitch, and his files on his PC, among other things. He also...

[19-10-2018] Superhacker group blackmailing DSP?]]>74Who is tutankhamunnn? (speculation)Fri, 19 Oct 2018 10:09:46 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/who-is-tutankhamunnn-speculation.48875/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/who-is-tutankhamunnn-speculation.48875/invalid@example.com (JackDavis)JackDavis
The closest thing to tutankhamunnn dox at the moment is that the following instagram may or may not be his and my theory hinges on this being him. I was able to get access to instagram.com/tutankhamunnn the other week and took a screenshot at all the pics. Looking at the page, it seems like he's a 25ish year old, brown guy...

]]>71DSP Timeline of events (WORK IN PROGRESS)Tue, 25 Sep 2018 16:45:32 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsp-timeline-of-events-work-in-progress.37381/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsp-timeline-of-events-work-in-progress.37381/invalid@example.com (RIP_SANITY)RIP_SANITY
Hell, I haven't been as much here as I used to.
I had been talking to @neger psykolog about the document for a while and he suggested making a thread to allow people to improve on the timeline of events.

I've gotten in contact with someone with the Notre Dame of Fairfield. They cannot get me the records of who the valedictorians for 2000 until the school opens in a couple weeks. How much you want to bet Phil was not valedictorian like he has claimed?

This is the dedicated thread to discuss where Phil lives and why. If you think Phil is dumb for living in Washington because of how much the cost of living is or if you think he should move back to CT then this is the thread for you.

If DSP says on stream right now "my roof collapsed!!!" then you can still...

DSP & where he lives/lived]]>66This is how you don't play lifeTue, 04 Sep 2018 18:22:33 +0000https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-how-you-dont-play-life.46787/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-how-you-dont-play-life.46787/invalid@example.com (Zack the ripper)Zack the ripper1-when you get lucky you should NOT take it for granted : phil was lucky when he got popular and i use that term loosely but he didn't try to improve on his craft let's playing is a meme i know but there are alot of ways to stay on top had phil actually tried to get better he would have been a true legacy let's player2-a)if someone took the time to watch\consume the shit you are putting out you should NOT take it for granted: phil...