It's not that I hate the song, I just end up with really strange pictures in my mind every time I hear it. When I was in college we used to hang out at a club that featured female impersonators (yeah ok, drag queens, but I got used to calling them impersonators)...one in particular used to LOVE to perform to Black Velvet. Every time I hear it I just see "her" clear as day in my mind doing the show...straight back to 1989 in my head.