Zelda  the legendary princess who was kidnapped and braved being trapped for a while until some elf guy saved her!

Link

I I think you have this backwards. I'm the one who did all of the exciting stuff that would be considered legendary. It'll be the legend of Link that everyone talks about.

Zelda

Ugh, Link? That's not even a real name. Nope, that legend's all about Zelda.

Link

But you didn't do anything.

Zelda

I was kidnapped and stayed virtually motionless while being trapped in a crystal! LEGENDARY!

Link

Do you have any idea how many innocent chickens I had to kill to get here? How many hours I spent in the Water Temple? How many times I had to stop myself from squashing Navi with my boot? No way, sweetheart, I'm the legend.

Zelda

Right, and the next thing you tell me is that the Legend of Guinevere is all about that guy who pulled a sword out of some stupid rock.

Link

The legend of King Arthur?!

Zelda

Guinevere. Arthur was just the dude she married before hooking up with Lancelot.

Link

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how legends work.

Zelda

And I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how royalty can have a tights-wearing peasant boy thrown in the dungeon for the rest of his life while she tells the historians what to call the legend.

Link

Gotcha. I think I'm gonna go do with something in no way related to you. There's this evil mask thing I should take care of

Zelda

Ahh yes, they will refer to this adventure as the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.