ALFRED: I sense... no silicon at all. A good solid C-cup. Great firmness, very smooth and symmetrical. No birth marks, no visible veins, no inadequate or unhealthy protuberances or depressions. Caramel-colored nipples, small... but very sensitive.
SELINA: Wow. Just... wow.

And now the Caine Transcription:

Auai sanse... nao siwicon at'aw. A good solid C-cup. Great fehmness, very smoove an' symmetricow. No birf marks, no visibo veins, no inadequate or unhealfy protuvrences or depreshans. Caramel-colahed nippoes, small... but very sansitive.

- " Hey, nice uniform; can I wear it ? "
- " no way "
- " I want to become a cop later "
- " you a cop ? please .... you dont have what it takes .... besides you are a smart kid ..... you can have a much better job "
- " Are you trying to keep me away from the police ? I dont care, I will be a cop "
- " yeah well, we'll see .... you a cop .. you would be a disgrace to the uniform............... buahahahaha "

A few years later .........

- " what now ? "
- " impossible !
- " lol on top of that you are a postman now ? "

- " Hey, nice uniform; can I wear it ? "
- " no way "
- " I want to become a cop later "
- " you a cop ? please .... you dont have what it takes .... besides you are a smart kid ..... you can have a much better job "
- " Are you trying to keep me away from the police ? I dont care, I will be a cop "
- " yeah well, we'll see .... you a cop .. you would be a disgrace to the uniform............... buahahahaha "

A few years later .........

- " what now ? "
- " impossible !
- " lol on top of that you are a postman now ? "

SUPERMAN: But Bruce, how come you didnīt go for Baneīs mask in your first fight?

BATMAN: I didnīt know what the mask did. For all I knew, it was a symbol, like Jokerīs make-up or my own mask. Remember, even the CIA agent questioned Bane about the mask and he answered cryptically.

SUPERMAN: And how come he left you with a doctor in the pit and you recovered so quickly?

BATMAN: Remember, I didnīt have a spinal chord injury like in Knightfall, it was an exposed vertebrae, a prison is gonna have a guy who knows how to pop a bone back in place. Itīs not like I had Doctor House performing brain surgery with robots on me. And it wasnīt that easy, I spent months recovering in that pit.

SUPERMAN: But how did you get back to Gotham without any money, and so soon?

BATMAN: In BB, I spent seven years travelling all over the world and I didnīt have money either, that wasnīt my first rodeo. And it took me three weeks.

SUPERMAN: Okay, but how did you survive the nuclear fusion reactor explosion?

BATMAN: I had fixed The Batīs autopilot. The reactor had a destruction range of six miles, a distance that souped up chopper could cover in very little time. I had an escape pod in my frikking car, you think I wouldnīt have something similar in a flying machine?

SUPERMAN: Okay, okay, fine, but how did you...

BATMAN: Clark, for the last time, stop going to these fanboy message boards. How these people manage to waste so much time with those petty arguments, thatīs a "plot hole" that has no answer...

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

SUPERMAN: "But how did John Blake know you were Bruce Wayne?"
BATMAN: "He reads people very well."

SUPERMAN: "So I hear the Perks of Being A Wallflower only got a limited release."
BATMAN: "I know. Surprising given it was based on a critically acclaimed book and stars Emma Watson of the Harry Potter franchise. You'd think the studio would want to capitalize on her and the perception of being her first big post-Potter project."
SUPERMAN: "Meh, it's a movie about angst ridden teens, it's not that unique an experience."
BATMAN: "That's shallow Clark."
SUPERMAN: "Says the guy who actually paid money to go see Wolverine Origins."
BATMAN: "Shut up."

SUPERMAN: "You know hitting 100 issues used to be a badge of honor, now it's seen as a kiss of death. What happened?"
BATMAN: "Continuity, basically. No one wants to deal with it. Fans don't want to deal with it. Writers, artists and editors don't want to deal with it, and sales being what they are now they're afraid that fans of all ages will feel turned off by the big numbers like they'll be walking into an adventure they won't understand, etc."

SUPERMAN: Happy? Rumor is your beloved Frank Miller will be involved with the JL movie.
BATMAN: Cīmon Clark, he hasnīt been my "beloved" Frank Miller since Batman Vs. Spawn. And it only got worse from there.

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

Superman: So Bruce, have you seen my Superman Vs. The Elite animated feature? Pretty good, huh?

Batman: You mean the one where youīre basically Elvis Presley fighting Johnny Rotten?

Superman: Exactly.

Bwahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "So Wolverine's an Avenger now in addition to being an X-Man and headmaster of his own school named after the dead lady he used to pine for."
BATMAN: "I can't even begin to explain all the things that are wrong with that development."