1) the top of the right ear will still be seen after the cover up
2) with statements like that it seems dentists world wide will be in business for quite a while
3)did she put her leg there herself or is the person taking the picture also doubling up as a crane?
4) who knew someone could have rusty as a skin colour??

And it’s funny that the chick in pic 2 should mention rot, because rotten was one of the first words that came to mind when I saw that ghetto hot mess of a picture…please, if you’re gonna brag on yourself, at least suck that gut in…

And the chick in pic 4 looks like something from the classic cartoon Zoobilee Zoo…don’t remember it? Google it. It was AMAZING!

Ok, so let me get this straight. Blimpie is just being whimsical, but tat, rust, and ghetto are lame? What if the tat was just a joke? What if she purposely put an over the top caption? What if she got retardedly tan on a whim?

uhh, dont you think that’s basically the nature of this website? making fun of people who “express themelves” differently. also, i’d be totally down for the whimsical theory, if she seemed even a little bit whimsical in any sense minus the fact that her leg is miraculously on that railing… but i am definetly voting no on that one.

I dunno, I think the post was about “sexy snaps” and since none of those are sexy I can see how they got posted. I thought the last chick was black and the reason it got posted was that it seems like the two ladies are doing the “F**k me” sign with their fingers. My bad. How do people let their tanning escapades go so wrong?

@mburnez: Nah, the website’s for laughing at people who, say, drag all their drama on to Facebook and have it out right there in public, or purposely go on about their relationships and their amazing partners to try and feel superiour to other people. Or even just a laugh at a funny comment somebody’s made.

i actually dont know how you dont think that’s mildly amusing. i’m not saying this because she’s fat, i have no problem with that. i just keep thinking about the few minutes previous to this picture being taken… like “okay, get this picture of me with my leg up on this railing!” just super duper pointless if you ask me. i’m not tryin to piss off any hobos here.. i’m jus sayin

I’m with you Hobo. Let’s keep the obesity humor at an obese standard.Poor girl was midly fluffed at most… However, If the caption had said “MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” or “I’ll take you for a ride on my big green tractor” then yeah, sure… I’d giggle. But leave her be…

Are you people crazy? #3 is not “mildly fluffed” or “thick” or any other euphemism. Jesus Tapdancing Christ, that disgusting fat sack of shit is built like a 50-year-old truckdriver. And she’s probably 22 years old! Stop excusing poor lifestyles; the bitch is gross. End of discussion.

Sorry all, but the woman in #4 is not black, nor is she jaundiced. There is no race that naturally looks like that, and jaundice doesn’t look like that either. Unfortunately I see a lot of middle-aged women with ridiculous fake tans and ridiculous hair colours, living in a fairly “fashionable” suburb. I think they’re trying to reclaim their youth or something.

I’m gonna have to with hobo on this and say I don’t get it. And I will be the first to laugh at a fat person, retarded person, ugly person. (Yes, I have low esteem, but I am not telling strangers I blow guys in bars, I have to reserve some dignity).I even looked hard hard and thought it might background check I was missing. But I weigh at least half that and wished I could get my leg up that. But I so the funny orange chick.THAT is not normal.

I worked at the spring racing carnival last year, the guys i was working with referred to the dark fake tan girls as terrys. as in terrys chocolate orange. I dunno which side of the river you’re from Emkit but the two tone bleached hair, bleached teeth, blue contact lens, day glo orange, insane stiletto, arse flashing, mannerless cougar terrys seem to taking over the inner west. I yearn for the days where my bogan neighbours screaming at thier cheating spouse and hyperactive kids would keep me up til the wee hours.

does anyone else think the rose looks like it was drawn in biro? having never had a tattoo myself, i don’t know if this is a normal act that precedes a tattooing. so if it was just a practice she better remember to extend the petal so the tip of the ear doesn’t show.

Yes, I’m from Melbourne, although I don’t think I’ve ever said so before.

And where have I been? Well, I’ve been visiting lamebook every day but I’ve been pretty quiet. My head’s a mess and I’ve been taking a few ‘mental health days’ to sort things out. So I just haven’t felt much like contributing here.

@Disdain – I’m gonna go ahead and guess that every tattoist does it differently (oh look, accidental innuendo). I thought maybe I forgot but my bf and I have had 3 tattoo artists between us (oh for the love of god) and none of our tatts have looked like that. However, they’ve all looked a bit different so I guess it’s just whatever =)

However tut tut for missing the bit of ear – I’d like to see the finished product though.

I feel like on the last one the people might be only taking a picture with her to show people her weird skin colour. You know, like when you see a bizarre looking person and pretend to take a picture of something near then when you’re actually zooming in on them….
Or am I the only one who does these things?