3/10/04

Gospel of Debbie 3

October 21

Everyone says that hes just totally good and devoted to all humanity and that he was sent to save us and thats why he doesnt have time for a girlfriend, although I swear I saw Mary Magdalene doodling in the sand with a stick, writing Mrs. Jesus Christ and Merry Xmas from Mary and Jesus Christ and All the Apostles, with little holly leaves all around it. And Im like, Mary, are you dating Jesus? and she says, no, hes just helping me, and Im like, you mean with math? and shes like, no, to not be such a whore. And I said, but that is so incredibly sweet, and we both screamed and talked about whether we like him better when hes healing the lame or with a ponytail.

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Philippine cinema has its share of gold and manure, artists and poseurs; because the average Filipino film costs a little over US$250,000 (in 2004 currency) and is usually shot on a stretch of about twenty shooting days (or less), the manure is often more odious than what passes for commercial filmmaking in Hollywood nowadays; on the other hand, because budget and schedule are often so small and tight, the rare gold nugget found seems all the more impressive, bordering perhaps on the miraculous. Thanks to those nuggets, I still believe in miracles.