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cape girardeau weekly argus vol vi === capegirardeau missouri thursday september 17 18gs no 13 oh be not tee first oh ! be not the flmt to discover a blot on the miue i.f a frlen.j a law m ihe faiih of a invtr ' wlote heart may pr.jve true in the en.l we none of us know one another and oft into error we fail tli n let us spciik well of our brother or apeak nut'iboiu him at all a i!'e or a sigh may awaken s"-picnji moat tiisr or uu'leo â– . ami tlnis our belief nwiy be hnk.-ri â€¢ la hearts that are huieat ami irue ilowoft the likht smile of smlness is n\ri by hie frifiid thnt we meet to cover a kuul full of j.:Â»ilne:e iinbnii.ii pur base is u;e mj:,u l!al m!>|n-cts > wo nutie of us km w t'nt aik.rherj ainl nft in eiror we i*ll ; tiieii let us poufc well i n r brother or not speak ot hiui al ail from the wilderness correspunji-nce of ihe artfu.s â€¢ wiliikrness sept the first 68 deer mysttr edyiur aryus : my dear sir l'm told the radi cal party of the county has ordered from a seymour arjd blair laboratory 15 bbls best kod liver oil seposing the child knnsumpted ar^dj 7 ; say nothing 15 bble won't go-round once i advise all who cums to my medical office to use the oil separate an by no means combine it with af ricanussquills ; it'll kill shure when an honest-hearted radical taks the squills akordin to dr drake's koran it sends him strato to the dimicratic camp asken for ono doce ov native white powder ; artcr takin 3 doses accorden to the directions lade down in the dimicratic bible the patient ever after vomits pure yallor bile datura stramonium the near eight ov africanus-squills sick ens the stomach myster did you ns ever read the radical koran ?" in this they promise much to wit alter surmounting tho great curse african slavery recognizing all hu mans and big monkeys/is equ^a then cums refreshments rejoicings and song of hallilujaha all eip at the pure fount ov their prophets its waters pure whiter than the drifting or virgin snow it will be presented by edicated godesscs of liberty in silver and golden goblets and who ever drinks will thirst no more forev er but sing songs of hallelujahs to tho koran tbis fountain or ba sin is made ov the finest and purest wheat flour grown on virgin soil kneaded in eorgum tho wall sur rounding are ov jacinths matted in virgin gold and moulded into brick the most remarkable is the tree cuffy which grows in the midst a shrub ov happiness its fruit arc abundant contesting in part of fried chicken and sasagc roast beef and boiled rabbit slickens made ov mut en-suet and tho purest musk stewed in roses a branch ov this remarka ble tree is intended for every family when tho tree is full grown it will cast a shade to tho end of space to give you ns an i d ov the extent ov its branches 1 will say that if a b'hoy was shot out'n a cannon gun and continued to fly a thousand years as rapid as ho comenc't ho wouldn't have started on his journey tbis tree will bo loded from year to year with fatty ash-pone suet-dumplins and punkon ov surprising bigness all kinds ov meats and chitlens fried and boiled in eorgum besides all sorts ov garments for men wemin and ba bies ready made hosees & mules with ropes and saddles sec ko onco the tree takes rate fountains burst forth rivers ov pure water sum with milk others with honey the nicest little stream ov all flows with old peach brâ€”y and honey ready mixed all ov theso butios and luxuries to be eclipsed by the smiles ov yallergarls with sparklen eyes lock'n strato to one's gizzard gramatically speak ing thia tree cuffy is ov the mas culine and forainene sex african gen der distinctive case u c mr lots ov honest men radicals took stock in thi3 pvadical tree cuffy on ac count ov the sowing rivers and mity cataracts after large river streams in luo ov the many goodies promised they find themselves restrained re quired to take promises for tho little money earned hard bread and no meat common muddy corn coffee without sugar or lacing large punk ens turn to bitter cimlens the cloth ing old and worn-out blue coats and no brass buttons the songs so allu ring are but the bongs of tho tax getherer collectors of evret-blood boslful freedom a child of hell an age of rebils if ye pay one word about the cheat or imposition an do not fall down and worship at the tree cuny we'll give ye what paddy give the drum a durn'd thumpin an nuthin to eat call you a nasty rebel fivonlj'fa-be killed so long as one is willing to worship in the shade of this wonderful tree and eeport a branch thereof all is well an yer just so loil as a wolf well v c the dupes who are honeet havo concluded to in vest in kod liver oil in order to be saved from wrath thru us saving pro perties i tell ye myster it'll save ehnre say nuthinâ€”let em take the oil for tho good god loves honesty come away brethren ; denounce the koran and stand by the old fami ly bible â€¢ the bu-!e tt kil,ie f gmi r..