The Trifecta: Chive Logo Tees, BMF, and KCCO Available Now!

Today, for the first time ever, we’re making the Chive Logo Tees, Bill Fucking Murray, and KCCO available at the same time. Even though this is our largest shipment ever, we’re not even going to pretend these are going to last long with the holiday demand. We will try to have one more release before Christmas around the 11th or 12th or December but it doesn’t look like we’ll have BMF for that one. Good luck!

damnit all to hell. a fucking customer walked in at 8:59 and demanded i make an order for them. by 9:02 i was already screwed out of shirts! oh the humanity

Really?

Similar situation here. I understand keeping people wanting, but if your shit keeps selling out in 6 minutes every time, order more. It's not a concert with limited seats, you control how many are sold.

We get too much Paula and not enough Chive shirts, that's not good.

bob lee swagger

SEIRIOUSLY! WTF CHIVE!

bob lee swagger

*Seriously!

dungydouche

Sold out already, Doug? YOU can't explain that!

http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

This was my 3rd time trying to procure a Chive T, I finally made it through.
Said fuck it and bought 2.
Couldn't get a "Chive on" T for the wife though….
…next time

Rahm Emanuel

You did the right thing. Tell your wife if she takes one step outside the kitchen without a sandwich for you, she will never see a t-shirt!

snowbird

*yawn* get new joke material.

Fo real

Womens are still available

Fo real

at least the medium ones are

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

look at you using the word procure like your education is useful right now….bah

AKBAR

instead of stupid tees, i have a life instead. good luck with those over-priced symbols of derp.

chester

Sold out…who would of guessed…balls to you, sir

cobby

who would HAVE guessed, you fuckin retard. Good god, people like you probably go to college and pretend you're smart.

L3nnY615

Had it in the cart at 9:01 check out at 9:01 and was already sold out….til next time Chive!

LuvH8fulChix

Chive T Shirt Supply = Best Buy water price.

Gooner29

Wow, tried to get a shirt… Sold out . It's like trying to get tickets for a Bears game before the season starts. FML.

ZombieBootParty

They give Bears tickets away. @ least they should

Ken

But you would only leave frustrated when the Packers kick their ass again!

seriously how is it possible they are sold out already?!!!
more of a dick tease then the site….come on we want to promote your site…buy MOAR!!!

Ryan

This is why I've decided not to ever try buying any. Its not some major feat to keep T-shirts in stock, or at least having a stock that lasts longer than an hour when it goes on sale. As you said, all it is is a dick tease.

hassssss

I think now that people have seen you can sell one on ebay for like $250 its worth trying to get one because apparently people are that fucking stupid

The Chivery

No. Only us Chivers are that fucking stupid. We make the short-bus kids look like the Ivy League.

Chive on!

melson17

Its settled, I'll never get one 😦

Ferrell

Lucky for you…. The rest of the world spots a total duchebag dipshit by the chive t-shirt. You can hid in anonimity for a while longer.

WOIE

awww, you poor thing. now you'll actually have to TALK to people about the shitty website you're obsessed with, as opposed to just having it emblazoned on your chest like Superman's retarded cousin.

Kyle

Gotta wonder about the logic of people coming to a website, then calling the users of that website idiots. I mean, is your life that dull and dreary that you truly have nothing better to do with your time? Nothing? Like… I dunno. Go for a walk. Get some sushi. Have sex (haha, yeah, right.)

Kyle

(haha, yeah right. No one on The Chive has ever had sex)

Johnny Tsunami

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

cbrf4i

How about printing some Bill Fucking Murray shirts.

https://www.facebook.com/kayrel Edwin Delgado

They did this morning, got 2.

SeamusO

They had them, but mine "became unavailable during the checkout "

lilman075

hell yes got me a keep calm and chive on!🙂

Charles

WTF?????????? Been trying all day and it's been SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT and then you post this and within 20 seconds of you putting this up i try again and make it all the way to the "enter credit card info" and i do and then it tells me you're sold out AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just a heads up if i see anyone wearing one of these shirts "keep calm and chive on" i will probably punch them in the face. Ironic huh?

http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

HA! respect… i'd take the punch and hug you Chuck… tell you it'll be okay

GarlicInYourEye

Agreed. I was anxiously awaiting the "9:00 pst" launch to sell them again.. Only to be informed they were sold out. I come back from lunch and oops.. they didn't officially go on sale untile 9:06. Now I have to wait another month or two to "maybe" get a chance to buy it again.

You guys have a huge tribe of followers! Try and forecast your supply better for the demand of your products!!!

FAIL!

seriously!?!?! forget trying to get an "official" tshirt, i'm just going to get one made myself!

steph

don't forget to take their shirt.

Cenner

Sold out! Blah! Won't be able to rep theChive on vacation next week! =(

GotMyTee!

Sold out a 9:06am, checked again and was somehow able to get one at 9:20am.
Thanks Chive!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=214400428 Justin Webb

Same here…WooooHooo!!

Grodon

Yet it's not 9:20 yet…..

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=214400428 Justin Webb

Just stating the fact that it said sold out but tried again and got it, also did not realize that comment was 12weeks ago lol…..my bad.

Grodon

Too funny, didn't notice that either

What what

Oh yeah bitches, got my L "the Chive" shirt – first try.

Haters

Haters gonna HATE!

0Bianka0

Ditto.

BLS

I totally did to!🙂

Kevin Johnson

I wanna be awesome!

Sadly...

and you're on the chive? let me guess, you go to Russia when you want to get some sun….

jason

wtf did u only have five shirts for sale…. this has been my second attempt to get a shirt…. and they were sold out within two minutes…..

equalizermax

Keep calm guys…. It would be better if you make your own tees.

megachuck

I'm with that dude that said you only buy 7 shirts at a time. I was here at 9am PST and it kept saying sold out. Then it goes through and I put my address in, pretty much the most annoy part of ordering stuff, and then SOLD OUT again!? Seriously you can parade arround your empty boxes all you want. I'm calling bullshit. You need to step up your swag game chive….

Nick

AHAHA. I agree. Terrible

yep

It is a bit fucking ridiculous Chive. Learn a little about supply/demand and realize that in this case, demand is so much higher than you can supply. Step it up Chive!

andintheend

SOLD OUT"!!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHHHh!!!!

Skunkboy

Second attempt and sold out 35 seconds after going up can y'all order more than 10 large tees at a time I can't keep calm over this

http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

Got mine:) ♥ Pay Pal

AiRockZ

sameeee dopeness! thaks god for pay EZ PEEZEE

KeyserSoze

TRUE DAT! If i had to use a CC, no way i would have checked out fast enough.

Thomas

they're not sold out, jackasses. they didn't go on sale until 9:10

patience. got mine.

Zac

actually, they were on sale at exactly 9am. try looking at the official U.S. time @ time.gov.

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