Saturday, April 14, 2007

I am a Demon From Heck!!

WEEEeee mee heeheeee. I am Evil Mother Of Torment!! I demand Children clean their rooms and TIDY before going out to play! Muahahaaa!! I insist they eat a decent breakfast - NO COOKIES!! I make sure they are DRESSED PROPERLY before skipping out into the cold or too much sunshine. I am EVIL!! MUaaa HahahaaaaHaaaaaaa HAAA! They hate me!! They despise me and I GLORIFY in their misery - I drinks it up like nectar, I suck it up like cola through a straw. It is my LIFEFORCE!! More!! I demand more misery from my kids....it's time to ask them - TO STRIP THEIR SWEATY BEDS FOR FRESH CLEAN SHEETS!!!! Oh yes, Oh yeeeeeeeesss! I can feel the hatred all ready. It fills me, it completes me. More more MORE I need More!!

Clear up your toys so I can mow the lawn - Delicious indignation!!

Have a banana instead of a cereal bar - Delectable pouting!!

Clean your hands after using the toilet - Beautiful stubborn pride!!

NO You cannot have dessert after your breakfast Hahahaaa haha ha HAAA!

BRUSH YOUR HAIR = TANTRUMS!!

Oh Lord I cannot take such sweet joys, such divine justices!! I am not deserving of so much pleasure!! Thank you Thank you THANK YOU!!!