I've never cooked anything in my lifeexcept crystal meth and I ended up blowing up the trailer, but I have eaten things before. Including, and virtually limited to: cereal and pudding. What can I say, I'm a health nut. Anyway, the Useful Towel is a $22 piece of fabric with conversions and stuff on it. I think. I actually don't know what they are, it all looks like jibber-jabber to me. But I'd still tie it around my waist and prance around the kitchen bare-assed. Suck it, Jamie Oliver!

If this towel was any manlier it would be riding a T-Rex with lazerbeam eyes fighting Chuck Norris,Mr.T,Macgyver,Optimus prime,Terminator,a zombie horde,Oprah,Bruce Lee,and Ceiling&Basement Cat at the same time.

in other words, this is a man's towel, efficient, useful, and... you can cut holes in it and make a mask!!

Yo GW, cooking is not correlated with ladies. Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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