Funny satire stories about Shilpa Shetty

Bangalore, India Premier League [IPL] Meat Market: Today's version of cricket gladiators went on the auction block as bidders outbid one another. For many it was a big splurge; for others a total purge.
On the good news front, Indian players were...

Mumbai - (Botox Biz): Stunning green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya Rai is no longer the face of the international cosmetics giant.
She has been demoted by sultry Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto following a furor about Rai's skin lightenin...

Shilpa Shitty has launched a range of curries. (So have quite a few drunks at about two in the morning, but that's another story.) What makes Shilpa's different is that she hasn't eaten them before the launch. We are actually talking cuisine here. Th...

Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty has shared some of her most intimate secrets recipes for making sauces with Hollywood gerbil-fancier Richard Gere.
The Indian hottie got all steamy - over a big pot - with the Officer and a Gentleman star while...

Heartbroken slumdog Shilpa Shitehawk (67) will not be experiencing that feeling of freedom and relief a bucket of shit kept in the corner a room brings to all Indian lasses, owing to Jade (27 and counting) being too ill to receive her arch nemesis fo...

As the sun slowly slips out of view over the horizon in the twilight of Jade Goody's sparkling career, it emerged that there was no news worth reporting on the former Big Brother housemate today.
Her public cyst, Max Cash, usually so reliable in p...

With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said to be 'rushing to her side' to say goodbye yes...

Jade Goody, the thing that made its name by appearing on the Channel 4 shows Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother, has told reporters that she is absolutely furious with God.
Goody, who has terminal cancer, and is expected to live only a few more...

Public relations supremo Max Clifford today shocked the media world today, when he actually refused to take on a client, on the grounds that the person who approached him was an obnoxious human being.
Speaking from his office in London, he said: '...

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