Answered Prayers

I am afraid that many of you beeyotches still do not believe that I am the bestest BFF of big baby Jeebus, and that big baby Jeebus will do anything within his considerable powers to make me happy.

And JoAnn Fleming, the executive director of East Texas-based Grassroots America We The People, says she's hearing the same thing. She knows Gohmert personally and says she's had numerous activists tell her she should ask the congressman to run. "I've had people ask me to ask him," she says. "That hasn't diminished."

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Maybe you should, you know, up the dosage until the voices no longer seek you out.

No kidding, I will move to Austin and throw a fking parade if this happens.