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Blogging For Fame And GlorySat, 01 Aug 2015 09:25:25 +0000en-UShourly1More Funny Jokes Friday Funnies #176http://wassupblog.com/more-funny-jokes-friday-funnies-176/
http://wassupblog.com/more-funny-jokes-friday-funnies-176/#commentsFri, 31 Jul 2015 02:43:48 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10917Man I love Fridays, especially when I have the weekend off! Another reason I love Fridays is because I get to share with you guys another Friday Funnies post. For todays Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #176, I have even more funny jokes for you! More Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh I know you guys...

Man I love Fridays, especially when I have the weekend off! Another reason I love Fridays is because I get to share with you guys another Friday Funnies post. For todays Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #176, I have even more funny jokes for you!

More Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

I know you guys want more funny jokes because Friday Funnies have turned out to be the most popular category on this blog! For the first of the ‘more funny jokes’ we’re going to visit two very horny dwarfs. I’ve featured a dwarf jokes before, Seven Dwarfs Meet The Pope, but that was referring to the famous Snow White’s seven dwarfs. This one is entirely different.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, “Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH! ”

” Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE… UGH!”

“Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE … UGH!”

This goes on for the whole hour and is driving him absolutely nuts. It’s not helping any with his erection problem either.

Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go? ”

The first mutters, “It was embarrassing. I just couldn’t get an erection. ”

The second dwarf shook his head. “You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t get on the bed. ”

Sexual harassment happens in the workplace all the time. But this next case is very interesting, Is it sexual harassment or merely a matter of perspective.

A man walks up to a woman in his office and coyly tells her that her hair smells nice.

This upsets the woman immensely and the woman immediately goes into her supervisor’s office! She tells him she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, “What’s wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”

The woman replies, “He’s a midget.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to share it with your social media friends to brighten their day!

]]>http://wassupblog.com/more-funny-jokes-friday-funnies-176/feed/0Just Funny Jokes Friday Funnies #175http://wassupblog.com/just-funny-jokes-friday-funnies-175/
http://wassupblog.com/just-funny-jokes-friday-funnies-175/#commentsThu, 23 Jul 2015 23:30:37 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10903Todays Friday funnies isn’t going to have a theme at all. I thought, just for the heck of it, I’d just post some random funny jokes. Do you remember that funny joke not so long ago about the drunk wife? You don’t! Well, you should go back and read it then. Funny enough my first...

Todays Friday funnies isn’t going to have a theme at all. I thought, just for the heck of it, I’d just post some random funny jokes. Do you remember that funny joke not so long ago about the drunk wife? You don’t! Well, you should go back and read it then. Funny enough my first funny joke is about a couple of women who had too much to drink and were busting to pee!

Busting To Pee Funny Jokes

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Vodka Martini’s. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee badly, so they stopped in the nearby cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties, and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensivepair of panties and didn’t want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded togo home.

The next day one of the woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: ‘These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect theworst. My wife came home without panties!!’

‘That’s nothing’ said the other husband, ‘Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said….. ‘From all of the guy’s at the Fire Station! We’ll never forget you.’

I know I’ve posted a lot of old folks funny jokes but I can’t help myself because they’re so bloody funny.

Have you ever thought about some of the requirements you would ask for when dating an elderly person?

Do you know what the difference is between ‘Oooooooh’ and ‘Aaaaaaaah’?

And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you got a bit of a kick out of these funny jokes. If you did I’d love it if you shared it on FaceBook or even if you gave it a Tweet.

Naturally if you’re looking for more really funny jokes you should head on over to my funny sports jokes.

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http://wassupblog.com/how-much-money-i-made-online/#commentsMon, 20 Jul 2015 04:08:38 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10900I did a post not so long ago about how some blogging for money isn’t as easy as some folk out there made it out to be. I thought I would follow that post with this one, a post that is going to show you exactly how much money I made online in 2014 /...

I did a post not so long ago about how some blogging for money isn’t as easy as some folk out there made it out to be. I thought I would follow that post with this one, a post that is going to show you exactly how much money I made online in 2014 / 2015.

It’s not going to be a long post. I’m just going to break down my blogging for money earnings into their respective categories.

How Much Money I Made Blogging In 2014 / 2015

Advertising: $470 This includes money I’ve earned some of that from my OIOPublisherad space in the top right sidebar. OIOPublisher makes accepting ads from clients as easy as pie, completely automating the process. The rest I got from doing paid posts on my blogs.

Affiliate Payments: $3901.59 Apart from a couple of sales from promoting FlexSqueeze2 the bulk of that money has come from my lottery sites. You can find the affiliates I use to make all this cash here.

Other Income: $28.08 This was from people paying me to remove links leading to their website.

All in all I made a total of $4399.73! Not a huge amount but it is steadily growing. Also my Sport Betting site hasn’t kicked in yet and I have high hopes for that site. That and the fact that every time someone signs up under me as a Lottery customer they become my customer for life. This means every time they buy a lottery ticket online I get paid my commission.

Just a quick note, these earnings do not include any monies that have not reached payment levels, a little over $1000. That’s cool though because They’ll all be added to my 2015 / 2016 earnings.

]]>http://wassupblog.com/how-much-money-i-made-online/feed/21Funny Court Recorder Situationshttp://wassupblog.com/funny-court-recorder-situations/
http://wassupblog.com/funny-court-recorder-situations/#commentsFri, 17 Jul 2015 01:34:29 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10894Normally when you watch court proceedings on the TV it always pretty serious stuff. The thing is that in reality things can actually get really funny. Actual court recorder documents show that there are times when the Lawyers say the most stupid of things. Other times it’s something the witness says that makes you crack...

Normally when you watch court proceedings on the TV it always pretty serious stuff. The thing is that in reality things can actually get really funny. Actual court recorder documents show that there are times when the Lawyers say the most stupid of things. Other times it’s something the witness says that makes you crack up.

Sometimes they’re so bloody funny you just have to wonder how these court recorders manage to keep straight faces!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courtsand are things people have actually said in court,…word for word, taken down and published by court reporters!

When you read through some of them you can sometimes imagine the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

Some of these are so bloody funny that I just had to include them in this weeks Friday Funnies #174.

I have to put it out there though that I do not a actually own this book, although I may have to get my hands on a copy. Nope, a friend of mine sent me these in an email, which is where I get all of my Friday Funnies from.

So, without further ado I give to you……..

Best Of The Funniest Court Recorder Situation

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
I’ve saved the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

]]>http://wassupblog.com/funny-court-recorder-situations/feed/1Nursing Home Jokehttp://wassupblog.com/nursing-home-joke/
http://wassupblog.com/nursing-home-joke/#commentsFri, 10 Jul 2015 12:23:09 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10890Friday Funnies #173 is about a nursing home joke. Some say you need a sense of humour to work in a nursing home. You know, I think they may be right. I don ‘t know if the following story actually happened. Having said that I do believe it’s possible though and it certainly pretty funny....

Friday Funnies #173 is about a nursing home joke. Some say you need a sense of humour to work in a nursing home. You know, I think they may be right. I don ‘t know if the following story actually happened. Having said that I do believe it’s possible though and it certainly pretty funny.

Nursing Home Humour

An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.

‘Yes, Nurse Tracy ,’ said Mr. Wallace. ‘My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.’

]]>http://wassupblog.com/nursing-home-joke/feed/4Drunk Wife Jokehttp://wassupblog.com/drunk-wife-joke/
http://wassupblog.com/drunk-wife-joke/#commentsFri, 03 Jul 2015 01:16:26 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10876Usually when people get drunk they can do the craziest things. Sometimes their escapades can be really funny. This is exactly why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married…. If this doesn’t make you laugh out loud, you’ve lost your sense of humour. It’s all about the antics of a drunk...

Usually when people get drunk they can do the craziest things. Sometimes their escapades can be really funny. This is exactly why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married….
If this doesn’t make you laugh out loud, you’ve lost your sense of humour. It’s all about the antics of a drunk wife’s antics after a girl’s night out.

Drunk Wife Joke

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls’. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?

I told him’MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock!’

When I asked him why, he said,

‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

Keeping with the drunk wife theme, a wife being a woman and all, I put the next drunk woman joke together using the Logo Creator.

And so ends another Friday funnies. Just a word of warning to those of you who are just about to reach the drinking age. Getting drunk to the point where you don’t remember what you did the night before is a waste of time and money. Honestly, how can you know you had a good time when you have no memory of it?

]]>http://wassupblog.com/drunk-wife-joke/feed/4A Husbands Forgetfulness Friday Funnies #171http://wassupblog.com/a-husbands-forgetfulness-friday-funnies-171/
http://wassupblog.com/a-husbands-forgetfulness-friday-funnies-171/#commentsFri, 26 Jun 2015 05:11:33 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10840Husbands are renown for forgetting stuff like anniversaries, birthdays and the like. Some, like this weeks Friday Funnies may have a hard time remembering certain aspects of their wife’s appearance. Husband Reports Missing Wife A husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She...

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http://wassupblog.com/the-truth-about-blogging-for-money/#commentsWed, 24 Jun 2015 07:46:22 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10833How many times have you come across a blog that promised to show you how to make money blogging? Quite a few times I bet! How many of them have actually shown you how to make money online? Not all that many, right? The honest truth about blogging for money is a lot of the bloggers...

How many times have you come across a blog that promised to show you how to make money blogging? Quite a few times I bet! How many of them have actually shown you how to make money online? Not all that many, right? The honest truth about blogging for money is a lot of the bloggers out there spouting about how much money they’re making from their blogs are probably exaggerating a little. Some are exaggerating a hell of a lot! They see this as a necessary evil because of their need for building their brand.

I’ve been blogging for 10 years now and while I’m making some money online it’s nowhere near enough for me to tell my boss to shove his job up his arse.

So, read on as I reveal the truth about Blogging For Money.

Honest Truth About Blogging For Money

The question is, can you handle the truth about blogging for money? I say this because the honest to goodness, non refutable, truth about blogging for money is that it’s not easy. In fact it’s bloody hard. That’s why so many people give up.

You sure as hell can’t just start up a blog, do a whole lot of posts with affiliate links in them and then sit back waiting for the money to roll in.

I written before how blog commenting on other blogs can bring you traffic. The trouble is that type of traffic is next to useless. Why? Because that’s not the sort of traffic that generates an income. The one good thing about leaving great informative comments on blogs is that it helps to build your personal brand. People will get to see you around the place and in time get to trust you. The problem is, these are not the people who will normally buy from you. That is unless those blogs are all related to your niche blog. Then you have more of a chance of generating an income.

Quick Word About A List

They say that the money is in the list. They’re probably right. I used to have a list but just couldn’t bring myself to spam my subscribers. I no longer have a list.

Traffic Is Key To Making Money

The one truth about blogging for money is you need a shit load of traffic. Not just any traffic either. You need targeted traffic. That means the traffic you’re aiming for has to be related to your blogs subject matter. Failing to do that means you’re just writing to the wrong crowd. Whatever traffic you get is a total waste because you haven’t got anything that will interest them. Sort of like a shopfront having huge signs advertising the latest LCD TV’s only to find all they have are ironing boards!

The problem is you need a huge amount traffic to make it worthwhile. I’m getting about 3000 a month on my Online Sports Betting Site. Unfortunately that’s nowhere near enough. I reckon I would need at least 100 times that amount to get things to tick over. I can’t see that happening unless some big shot notices it and then brings it to the attention of his mates. Can’t see that happening anytime soon.

Promoting The Right Affiliate Is Important

Like most bloggers trying to make money online I don’t have a product to sell, That means I’m limited to promoting other peoples products as an affiliate. The problem with that is that sales are few and far between.

That was when I decided to become a lottery affiliate and started to promote them on my lottery sites, Buy Online Lottery Tickets and Get Online Lottery Tickets. The main difference is that every time I signup someone they become my customer for life. Every time they buy a ticket I get my commission from the sale. You’ll find a list of the Lottery Affiliates I represent here.

Once I got those off the ground I decided to start my EZeSportsBetting site to see if I could repeat the process. This post lists some of the sites I represent as an affiliate.

It’s a slow process but I take comfort in the knowledge that every time someone signs up I’m building my customer base.

My Blogging For Money Tip

I only wish that I had started promoting these sites right at the beginning. Had I done so I would be in a much better position today. My blogging for money tip to you is to pick a niche that you are comfortable with, One that you know a lot about. This is important because you will need to do regular updates if you expect the search engines to send you traffic. Also having that knowledge will show people you know what you’re talking about which in turn will build confidence. Confidence that will in turn lead to sales.

]]>http://wassupblog.com/the-truth-about-blogging-for-money/feed/10More Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #171http://wassupblog.com/more-irish-jokes-friday-funnies-171/
http://wassupblog.com/more-irish-jokes-friday-funnies-171/#commentsFri, 19 Jun 2015 01:17:50 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10829It Friday Funnies time again and I’m going to give you some more Irish Jokes. I know I’ve written a lot of posts about the Irish but they’re funny, people like them and so I’m all for sharing even more Irish Jokes. More Irish Jokes To Make You Laugh Paddy Murphy walks into a Belfast pub...

It Friday Funnies time again and I’m going to give you some more Irish Jokes. I know I’ve written a lot of posts about the Irish but they’re funny, people like them and so I’m all for sharing even more Irish Jokes.

More Irish Jokes To Make You Laugh

Paddy Murphy walks into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he’d just been run over by a train.His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.

“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.

“Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.

“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean,“He couldn’t do that to you,he must have had something in his hand.”

“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had,and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”“Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself,didn’t you have something in your hand?”

“That I did,” said Paddy.“Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a thing ofbeauty it was, but bloody useless in a fight.”

Pretty funny huh? How about some more Irish Jokes?

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?”

“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.

“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”

“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

]]>http://wassupblog.com/more-irish-jokes-friday-funnies-171/feed/2Ventriloquist Joke Friday Funnies #170http://wassupblog.com/ventriloquist-joke-friday-funnies-170/
http://wassupblog.com/ventriloquist-joke-friday-funnies-170/#commentsFri, 12 Jun 2015 15:43:21 +0000http://wassupblog.com/?p=10824I’ve written a couple of ventriloquist jokes on this blog. Actually one of the earliest Fridays Funnies post had a Sexy Sals Joke that was about a ventriloquist. Then there was the one that features Nina the Ventriloquist. I reckon the one you’re about to read is just as if not funnier than all the ventriloquist jokes that precedes...

I’ve written a couple of ventriloquist jokes on this blog. Actually one of the earliest Fridays Funnies post had a Sexy Sals Joke that was about a ventriloquist. Then there was the one that features Nina the Ventriloquist. I reckon the one you’re about to read is just as if not funnier than all the ventriloquist jokes that precedes it.

Aussie Ventriloquist Plays Havoc With Kiwi

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
‘G’day, mind if I talk to your dog?’
Villager: ‘The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.’
Ventriloquist: ‘Hello dog, how’s it going mate?’
Dog: ‘Yeah, doin’ all right.’
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: ‘Is this villager your owner?’ (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: ‘Yep’
Ventriloquist: ‘How does he treat you?’
Dog: ‘Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.’
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your horse?’
Kiwi: ‘Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…I think.’
Ventriloquist: ‘Hey horse, how’s it going?’
Horse: ‘Cool’
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: ‘Is this your owner?’ (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: ‘Yep’
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: ‘Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.’
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your sheep?’
Kiwi: (in a panic) ‘The sheep’s a f*****’ liar..‘

I reckon this image of a ventriloquist joke is pretty funny too.And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you enjoyed it. Don’t forget I have some more funny jokes on my sports betting site,