Look, child free people aren’t saying they don’t want your specific kids. Though they don’t. They’re just saying they love their life decisions also, because those decisions are much more fun. Dang, it’s so hard to explain without being offensive. Luckily, we have memes to express what can’t be said out loud. The proud and child free will totally get all of these, and the parents can scroll through and gasp in outrage, too: