Granted,but due to the wishing fairy having a corrupted ear she didnt hear you properly and turned you into that doll instead,forever encased in glass in a museum nobody visits,except that weird guy that wee's on paintings.

Granted. Guy Forkes finished his design of the fork. It is now just two giant prongs instead of four or five small ones, and looks suspiciously like a flattened spork.

I wish I was less pedantic.

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

Granted, but by having it all you leave everyone else with nothing. Thus depriving them of food, water and shelter, be basic necessities of life. Everyone else dies, you're now alone with your wealth of everything. Enjoy!