Monday, August 6, 2012

This...is...Benny. Benny is my new *gack ack* brofur. He is a rescue and so he is already 2 years old and he told me he's a shih-tzu.

As you can see Benny looks right at home. He has all kinds of toys but he takes my toys too, rude.

He is strange all around. He walks up to me and just stares. RUDE! When I hiss he just keeps staring! He sleeps on our bed. At least it seems like sleep, he kinda looks dead and he never moves an inch. That's when I sniff him and let me tell you he STINKS! He had a bath (eeek) and he still stinks, just like a dog or something. Ew!

None of us likes him, but we is not letting him take over. We still go wherever we want and he better just leave us alone or else!

So that's the terrible situation at our house. Doom and gloom everywhere you look. Except for Benny who is always happy, if he isn't sleeping like the dead.

I understand how getting a dog-brother can be upsetting. But maybe he'll turn out to be useful. I liked my dog-brother. He let me lay next to him and rub on him. If your dog-brother is really friendly he may even keep you warm in winter. I hope you become friends.

Oh bleagh! My human would NEVER bring a dog into the house. Unfortunately, her boyfriend likes dogs and as much as I wish the one that is already here will be the last one I ever see, I doubt this will be the case.

PANDY PANDY PANDY! You're baaaaaaaaaack!!! I can't tell you how much sads I had when you disappeared like that! Fank Ceiling Cat you returned, even if you duz haz a woofie now. He doesn't look like a very big one, though, so I bet you kitties can gang up and be the boss of him.

OMD, I had to run backwards to this postie from your last one coz I missed the BIG NEWS! Concatulashuns on your new brudder!?!?!?!?!?! Well, misery do loves company. Me and mom, we is dog sitting right now and my life also be ofur fur THREE WEEKS coz we has a 2 year old poodle mix here and I has to entertain him coz Sydney and Dixie will not. Sigh. Just hope you don't has to do bitey face with him like I do with my house guest. Sigh.