The elder
statesman of online games, this is a bBona fide
classic that most will have seen before. Beautifully rendered in realistic
3D, it's still wasting man hours almost three years after launch

Did you know Ronaldo’s girlfriend was once the
ladies kick-up champion of Brazil? She’s pretty too.

Just tap it in... tap tap tappy !!!

CConvincing
darts simulation, right down to the selection of lard-arsed alcoholics and
shaking hand.

mMouse-punishing
2-player fun to be had.

Anyone who's seen
Cameron Diaz's lat trying to pummel balls at the doofus in the collecting van.

Possibly inspired
by a mushroom-fuelled sojourn to the Thai islands,
this guy has built a hellish future world where mosquitoes rule. You have to
kill them all. Loads of different hardware on offer, a Moby-style soundtrack
and some truly tough levels.

Pool, darts and
shove-ha’penny are all ver For sheer
satisfaction with your pub-based entertainment you can’t beat heading for
the bogs and pissing a load of cigarette butts into a neat, orderly pile.
Someone out there clearly agrees.

If you’re going to get anal about it, this is actually
the later 3D version of PacMania. But geek one-upmanship aside, it’s the finest representation of
one of the finest games ever.

Supposedly, this
allows you to join a band and reRealise your childhood
dreams. As far as we can tell, it is in fact your chance to produce utterly
realistic caterwauling feedback until someone at the next desk stabs you
hard and repeatedly.

And in a dubiousThis Steppenwolf 3D maze game is so vast you won't be escaping for
quite some time... Very
impressive.

CChess.
No more, no less

When Aliens
came
out, the casualty
wards of England were no doubt inundated with fuckwits missing a finger
trying to emulate the infamous “knife game”. This is a much safer
alternative.

Slightly
jazzier and considerably harder version of the “worm” game featured
elsewhere. We can only assume the high score on the front page was
achieved by a passing Jedi.

Genius hybrid of the Deer hunter and scissors paper
stone. Just feel the tension as the hammer cocks and another cute kid loses
their brains.