Why Is a Dude Promoting Vaginal Wipes?

I don't know about you guys, but when I think about myvaginal health, I totally think about Andrew W.K., the dude behind the enchanting song "I Get Wet."

Um, kidding.

But, apparently, Playtex believes some women do indeed identify the long-haired musician with having a clean hoo-ha, because the guy had been named the official spokesperson for its new line of post-sex cleansing wipes. For reals.

Andrew's statement on the collaboration reads as follows: "Whether you just finished rocking a packed club or have an intimate encounter after a busy day, this product will make couples feel brand new. Fresh + Sexy Wipes were specially designed to help couples feel confidently clean, before and after they engage in sexual activity!"

By "couples," I think Andrew means "girls." Because these are vagina wipes, not penis wipes.

Speaking of which, I would totally be on board if Andrew was the spokesperson for a cleansing towelette specifically for guys' smelly ass balls. Now that's a product we need. But it's pretty creepy to have to a guy telling me I need to wash my vagina.

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