Poor Guy

Oh, you poor guy. I’m so sorry for this curse that’s been placed on you. It’s got to be such a disappointment to any girl who gets you home and sees that she wasted her night. I hope you’re good with other things to make up for this. You are well below average length. You aren’t the smallest I have ever seen, but you’re pretty close. Why wouldn’t you get yourself as hard as possible before sending your picture to me? I mean, I just can’t help but feel sorry for you and any girl you have ever been with. I have been with a couple of guys about your size… It’s really not that fun. Even if they are awesome with their hands and mouth… It’s just nothing like feeling a big, long cock. And boy, you do not have it. My heart goes out to you. What is your technique? Are you a charmer? I hope you have something that will help you get off other than your hand. I don’t want to hurt your feelings with my rating, but I’m just being honest. Your cock is so below average; I’m not sure how I am supposed to find something that I really like about a cock that I just don’t find attractive. 1.5/5