Evangelism

We live directly across the alley from a church with a made-up religion.

I recently installed a gigantic flagpole on the Crow’s Nest (yar yar yar) of our garage and every Sunday morning we proudly fly the pair of FSM flags shown in the attached photos.

It’s our humble attempt to save the souls of each Sunday’s arriving flock of misguided Methodists. Hopefully they will look up to see the light and pass over to prefer Pasta to Pastor. Thus will they begin to Walk the True Plank, experiencing the Creamy Richness of our Hollowed Noodly One.

Me too. I live in the cultural backwater called South Australia (well, OK we do have FEAST but we don’t have Mardi Gras) and I would be interested in a flag. I clicked on to the link posted above by Bruce but got nothing. Since we are over a year off the beam I suppose the site doesn’t exist anymore.

The company is called “Ring of Fire Enterprises” and, I’m not sure, but I think they do ship world-wide.

Bruce (of Bruce and Susan)says:

June 17, 2012 at 10:43 AM

This church (founded in 1893) held its final service at 9 o’clock this morning. Years of declining membership finally forced the remaining congregation to migrate to three other local churches. The building will be up for sale starting June 30th.