Mom: Whoa there, Nellie. We will be taking a plain collar, a
long lead and some tasty, smelly treats. I’d say we’re bringing water, but the
last time I took you to a class you refused to drink anything and insisted
instead on STANDING in the water bowl looking smug.

Me: OFF THE… Whoa…. WHA..?! A TEST?? Seriously??? How can I
be a simple free spirit cavorting about the wilderness [in my designer outfit
with my cushion and food and attendant *cough* Mom *cough*] with a friggin’
test hanging over my head??

Mom: The purpose of this class is to make sure you mind me
when we go hiking.

Me: Are you OFF YOUR MEDS?!?!

Mom: You, young lady, are getting way OFF TRACK!

Me: PPPFFFTTT!!! I’m
going OFF THE GRID to prepare for my debut.

Mom: Crap… Is that your subtle way of telling me to buckle
up and get ready for a bumpy ride… er… class?

Me: *whistling softly* I shall be the Perfect Little Roo. *smirk* Hmmm… now which of these hats shows
off my fur better? And my backpack… where’s my sparkly backpack?

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I'm an opinionated, Fashion Forward little Greyhound with big ideas... and hats... lots of hats. The "et al" is because sometimes I share this blog with my family members: Mom (Em), or my 4-legged brothers and sisters. THEY are often a bit confused. I, on the other paw, have a pretty clear idea of what I need... and how to get it! Thanks for stopping by!!