The Morality Test

Selfish, But Not Bad

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You clearly don't care about other people as much as yourself but that doesn't mean you're bad. You might help out when it suits you, of course. But you are hardly concerned when your meddling makes things worse for anyone else. You don't really hurt people but it's not like you go out of your way to do your best for them either. Fortunately, your awful morals will mean you can cope with this knowledge easily!

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All possible test results

Remind me never to ask you for a favour. You're devious, nasty, generally just scum. If you saw a woman getting raped on the street you'd help rape her then rob the rapist's wallet. Do the world a fav... Read more

You're bad. But maybe you just make the wrong choices instead of being malicious. You're still an immoral, self-serving person, but at least your crime is likely to be indifference rather than being m... Read more

You clearly don't care about other people as much as yourself but that doesn't mean you're bad. You might help out when it suits you, of course. But you are hardly concerned when your meddling makes t... Read more

You try to do well but it's likely you didn't realise that sometimes, the right thing to do is the "wrong" thing. If you do something that hurts yourself but helps another, that's still one person get... Read more

Wow, you know just what to do. Neither conscious enough of the concept of altruism to let self-perception get in the way of good, nor blinkered enough to hurt yourself when it's not strictly necessary... Read more