The most unfortunate thing about this case — aside from the ruined friendship and the torched house and the societal implications of "social networking drama" being invoked as a motive for a felony — is how many people must now awkwardly remain Facebook friends with Jennifer Christine Harris until the end of time. But if you think this is bad, you should see what she did to the guy who keeps creating Facebook events just to recover his missing phone numbers. Let's just say that guy won't be losing his phone ever again.

In order to keep more property from being needlessly incinerated, we've created a handy list of appropriately insane reactions to other common Facebook annoyances: