Punisher cut his head off, science rebuilt him better harder faster stronger. All the hormones they gave him to keep the weird foreign organs they’d grafted into his body going ended up making him grow a mighty pair of knockers, which he thought were great and promptly put on display.

They’d look like they had eaten nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks since the grew out of drinking the testosterone saturated mommy-milk.
Then were read nothing but “Manly Guys doing Manly Things” every night without fail, as a bedtime story.

John Marston is not manly, he is a chicken-legged Pretty Flower Princess. And before anyone attempts to contradict me on this, I DEFY you to honestly say you have not collected more flowers than can physically fit in a shirt pocket in that game.

Excuse me sir, but your comic is made from excellent win. Incidentally, and I realise this is not the case, but I keep mentally attaching the name Shepard after Commander(Mass Effect for those who don’t know). Does he not have a name or have I just blindly missed it?

Yeah, I guess it’d be “counter-necrophilia”. Frank is a necrophile ’cause he’s sexing the Russian, regardless of whether he is dead or not. And Vice-versa. So yeah.

PS: This is the best comic I’ve seen in a loong time. The Mr. Bubbles one was HILARIOUS. I want Master Chief to come out. Especially after the little “Space Marine” mention in the first comic. Keep on keepin’ on

If sexing a Russian is necrophilia whether they’re dead or not, and they’re both zombies, and assuming a negative x a negative = a positive…Factor in the cyborg halves…And the correct term would be “Cybering” as a verb, then “Ununundead” as the resulting baby.

Nah, I’d say he’s like this because of his own awesomeness overpowering every other awesomeness in the world. It’s sad that someone can be so awesome everything else bores him, but if somebody can it’s gyarados.

The braindamage suffered from Jareds leveling technique can also explain it. Either way Gyarados is made of 100% awesome and 100% manly testosterone. and Coelaquid this comic is the very best, why? Because I would choke on the awesome if this was any better. Oh the facial expressions <3