Thanks to them, and all of you, for a week of fun reading, on xmas stuff and so much more!Last week, we asked about something it sounded like many would have enjoyed this past week – Naps! And there were some very strong (and occasionaly disturbing) thoughts about them. Here’s what you said. (As always, my comments are snuggled in italics.)

My blankie to hold against my cheek so I have sweet dreams! Benzeknees(Blankie..? Wait – that was you on the bus?!?)An orgy of course 😉 Androgoth(In that case, you’ll want a nap first!)Being a salaried sleeper. Red.(Ah, so a gov’t job for you?)A night of wickedness with Elvira Mistress of the Dark… Androgoth(Are naps long enough to have nightmares?)Sex, bacon, and sex involving bacon. And wine. – Hotspur(If you’re like most guys, that’s just a prelude to the nap. And a BLT.)Nutella. GiggsMcGill Jill(Don’t you mean Napella, the dreamy stuff from which dreams are made? Or is that bourbon?)Hanging from the chandelier crazy monkey sex. x, Becca(I’d go crazy too having sex hanging from a chandelier. Nothing to brace yourself against…)Sex with bacon flavored lube – Stuphblog(Wouldn’t your pecker get caught in the top of the bottle?)…and we have a winner! (haha I cheated)(Everyone wins at Camp Guapola!
(Yeah, I said it.)
(hehehe…)A nap followed by cookies! And apparently, I’m four years old. L&L(You really should ask an adult for permission before coming here. And turn in any adult that gives it to you.)Strong pain meds! (JohnE– Chicago Ballot Stuffer)(I bet you need painkillers after stuffing yourself in a ballot box!)Strong pain meds! (John E– Chicago Ballot Stuffer)(Meds that apparently affect short term memory…)Strong pain meds! (John E– Chicago Ballot Stuffer)(Ok big fella, I think you’ve had enough!)REALLY strong pain meds! All the dreams in a fourth the time! (John E)(Exactly how strong are those meds , anyway?)one that has sassy one-liners. “Oh nap!” – calahan(That about (flannel) covers it.)Two naps (Carrie Rubin)(WE HAVE A WINNER!!!)A Hillary Clinton Coma of Convenience Linda Vernon(I think the rest of gov’t will be adopting that strategy…)The afternoon wine that precedes the nap. Elyse 54.5(Start with morning wine. Trust me on this.)Napping while cuddling a Panda – Becca 25tofly(So that explains those bamboo pajamas…)naps are for saps(Hey, that’s MR. Sap to you!)a nap with my kitty & my man ❤ (words&otherthings)(Are you sure you’re thinking of naps when you’re all in bed together??
(What? Cats like attention.)Come on, Guap! There is ONE thing….(Stacy)(I thought we agreed to never speak of our affection for Andy Griffith…)a nap in a hammock, someplace tropical. Alex: )(In the Caribbean, I can get us a good deal on a hammock made of local…weeds…)A second nap! KJ(Wow, WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER!!!)Taking Guapo and his girl to Skyline Chili. (Frank)(Do they have pillow on the menu?)

Congratulations to Carrie Rubin)\and KJ for what is honestly the perfect answer! And from the offered choices, the most popular was Is that a serious question???. God, I love you people!And here we are at this week. The last foolishness of the year, the foolishness where we take all that has gone before, and tie up the loose ends in a nice little bow to bring it all to a head!
Or, we could just ask a stupid question.
Yeah, lets go with that!
In a few days, you all (possibly while drinking too much champagne) will shout out, as the calendar ticks over, your new years resolution.
Last year we asked What you resolved. And I think we all know how that turned out.
So this year, how about a “day after” question about those resolutions in the new year.
So resolve to answeroften, resolve to answer wisely (or not). But resolve to answer by 2359, 3 Jan, 2013, because that’s when this one ends.

Take Our PollSo, I have no idea if I’ll post again before the end of the year. If I don’t, I’d like to take a moment to thank everyone for your company and friendship this year, and I hope every last one of you, all of you and yours, get everything you hope for in 2013!

And just in case you’re worried that I’m getting all maudlin and sappy, I leave you with these:
I think everyone should be able to marry, as long as their partner (of whatever race, creed, religion or gender) is willing. But for those of you who aren’t sure, this should be incentive enough.

I don’t do resolutions but will always do naps 🙂
Loved the video and as this year winds down I’d like to publically thank you for being a great blogging pal.
May 2013 ring in all shiny and sweet for you!!!

haha! Lily and I figured the gay guy thing out YEARS AGO!! There is no better companion/friend to any female than the gay man. NONE.
Addie’s winter nap guide is awesome – as one who has lived and loved naps their whole life, I give it two thumbs up.
After the New year, the first resolution I’ll break will be the promise to keep my resolutions. Confusing? Yes, it is.
Have a great weekend! If you haven’t seen it, go to “Silver Linings Playbook.” I think you’ll like it.

A motherfucking QUICHE!!!! Joe and I may have to have a talk. Hahahahaahahahaaha, that was great. Have a great new year, Guapowitz. But I’m sure I’ll remind you on Twitter. 🙂 And remember – be safe in that subway!!!!!

I never understood why we don’t set ourselves up for resolution success in the new year. Here’s a good one. I promise to start eating more bacon, watching more television sans pants, smoke while cooking said bacon, and drink more cheap scotch. Oh, and Big Macs. Gotta put down more Big Macs. There. 2013 should now be a heckuva year.

Excuse me while I get maudlin and sappy for a second . . . . You are the best El Guapo . . . in the punctuation of life, you are an exclamation point ! . . . Okay . . . I’m over it now. Back to business as usual. OMG! The funniest video ever! And I wish you the best year ever, Twinkletoes! 😀

El Guapo, thank you so much for the mention! I’m honored. That was a nice surprise! Loved the video. That’s a great one. I’m sold. It sounds like a perfect marriage to me. I wish you the best for the New Year! I’m so happy I found your blog. Cheers!

(Wouldn’t your pecker get caught in the top of the bottle?) — Guapo, if my power goes out again – I just want you know – that was the Funniest damn thing I’ve read today and will probably read/hear all weekend! Thank Goodness, I have internet today for the Foolishness…

I’m glad Mother Nature didn’t see my foolishness as competition for her own,whitelady, and let you get out to see it!
Hope the weather lightens up out there for you,and have a great weekend, and a happy happy new year, for you and Mr. Whitelady!

Aww, happy new year if I don’t talk to you before then. Hope it’s awesome! Have really enjoyed becoming bloggy friends, really appreciate that not only are your comments supportive but they make me laugh. Cheers to 2013!

That video. That video. THAT VIDEO!
😀
I had to force myself not to laugh out loud while rolling on the floor, or whatever the habit is now.
That was genious. I mean it. That was so, so smart. And that guy in the pink T-shirt was really mean. Applause, applause. I might just steal this video from you, do I have your permission?

Well damn – it seems like just last year we were here at the same place..except a year ago.. ya know? I am going to make some resolutions this year..in January not May and loved the video – I have to say tho I have one better then a besty gay guy friend … 😛 Happy New Year to you and TMGITU (say hi for me 😉 ) and here’s to making it a great one!

You don’t know what you’re missing! Or what I IMAGINE you’re missing. I’m talking Elvira circa 1983. Have you ever seen her without the wig and makeup? There’s some nudie shots out there under the name “Cassandra Peterson.”

“Lucy, I’m hoooooooooooome…” EG 2012 would have been a much sadder year without you to bring joy and laughter and clever polls! I can’t wait to see how you overtop yourself in 2013!!!
My best to you and yours, I’ll keep the second best for myself… (it’s just as good, really)!
hugs galore…

OH MY!!! I’m on your blogroll.. and yes, I DID look for me!!! Is that sad or what!?!?!? but I started at the wrong side and went through the entire list – both sides – before I got to me!!!
Thanks for the roll call, EG!! You’ve been on mine 4evah!!!

Hold your arms out really wide. I’m going to get close and put my arms around you. Now you put your arms around me. Feel that payback hug…from me to you? Thank you El G for your continual hugs on WP. Mmmm…you can let go now…………….

Happy New Year, to you and TMWGITU. You have been a bright spot for me in 2012. I am looking forward to doing most of it again in 2013. We are necessarily going to leave out certain parts, and we are never going to talk about that thing.

I love the vid about gay men marrying. I’ve really enjoyed your blog and have spent many laughing moments (minutes? hours?) reading them! I voted in your poll, polls are cool. And I wish freepennypress would teach me how to do the winky thing. Happy New Year! Now I have to find some more seashells to glue, maybe on one of the cap’s surfboards, hey, he’ll like that!

thank you, you sweet sweet innocent man. I don’t want to BE there with him, I want to ruin his boards and make them inoperable! It’s all about torture and retaliation, which will be a future post! If anything, I’d love to have rarasaur’s doodle on a bumpersticker and tshirt!

I just added the same comment twice in the poll, I forgot to add my name though I would imagine that you would have instinctively known who it was that called in 🙂 lol Have a wicked Friday El Guapo and enjoy warming up those Goth ladies I am sure that it will be a ghoulishly hot night 🙂