Nobody sees my toys, but when I get all the packages in the mail, I just say they are "bath products" because I tend to have A LOT of bath products, so it is pretty believable to them. Also, I keep all my bath stuff in my room, because I have relatives that take some of my pricey soaps etc. and either waste, or use them...It's pretty annoying.

My little sister never came across mine since she does not live with me, but when over at my godmothers house I was showing her on my phone what I got and she asked what they were. My godmother told her they were Ant Traps. I guess while cleaning (my godmother does that as her job), my little sister found one under a clients bed and that's what she told her it was. So, now my other sister whom is not the 9 year old, my godmother and myself refer to them as ant traps. How she fell for it, I have noooo idea. But it worked. Haha.

I have NEVER had to explain anything to anyone, if you come to my house you KNOW I have tons of toys and 98% of the time if there is a box being delivered sex toys are inside. I don't worry about hiding them I have them all out in my room right now I have about 6 in plain site on my headboard the rest are in clear drawers on my dresser. I have no shame in my sex toy use

So, in my case, I have to justify my sex toy purchases every time I get a package because I have to pick them up at customs.

Sex toys aren't illegal in my country, but if you get something to put inside you you need a health certificate
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So, in my case, I have to justify my sex toy purchases every time I get a package because I have to pick them up at customs.

Sex toys aren't illegal in my country, but if you get something to put inside you you need a health certificate issued by the Health Ministry itself, and to get that you need a certificate from a doctor specifying why you may need it and a health certificate from the country of origin... now, considering I've been diagnosed with vaginismus I could get a gyno to certify that toys will help my condition, but lo and behold, the US doesn't want to admit that sex toys are meant to go inside you and won't issue health certificates for those.

So, I have to somehow convince them that the endless stream of dildos and vibrators are novelty use only. "It's a prop for a party/costume!", "It's a glass sculpture!", "It's a drink foamer!", "It's a toy! (a real one, not a sex toy. Works with animal-shaped vibrators)". They are not stupid, they know what I'm getting those things for, but they are generally embarrassed enough to buy my stories. They just need something plausible to put on paper. ^^U

So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to
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So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to somewhat conceal what I was doing, without looking like it was "bad".

She said "What are you looking at? Do those go inside of you?"... Now, coming from a 9 year old who obviously knows what dildos are for some reason, I had to think of something fast. I quickly said it was one of those handheld back massagers. I showed her the "handle" and the bumps, etc. She believed me, and walked off.

So what have you excused your dildos to be? They don't have to be glass. I listed a few options below of things I have used, so feel free to check off the ones you have.

So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to
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So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to somewhat conceal what I was doing, without looking like it was "bad".

She said "What are you looking at? Do those go inside of you?"... Now, coming from a 9 year old who obviously knows what dildos are for some reason, I had to think of something fast. I quickly said it was one of those handheld back massagers. I showed her the "handle" and the bumps, etc. She believed me, and walked off.

So what have you excused your dildos to be? They don't have to be glass. I listed a few options below of things I have used, so feel free to check off the ones you have.

Nothing. I just sputter incoherently and walk away. Fortunately, it makes people realize it's better to not press, and they quickly forget.

So, in my case, I have to justify my sex toy purchases every time I get a package because I have to pick them up at customs.

Sex toys aren't illegal in my country, but if you get something to put inside you you need a health certificate
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So, in my case, I have to justify my sex toy purchases every time I get a package because I have to pick them up at customs.

Sex toys aren't illegal in my country, but if you get something to put inside you you need a health certificate issued by the Health Ministry itself, and to get that you need a certificate from a doctor specifying why you may need it and a health certificate from the country of origin... now, considering I've been diagnosed with vaginismus I could get a gyno to certify that toys will help my condition, but lo and behold, the US doesn't want to admit that sex toys are meant to go inside you and won't issue health certificates for those.

So, I have to somehow convince them that the endless stream of dildos and vibrators are novelty use only. "It's a prop for a party/costume!", "It's a glass sculpture!", "It's a drink foamer!", "It's a toy! (a real one, not a sex toy. Works with animal-shaped vibrators)". They are not stupid, they know what I'm getting those things for, but they are generally embarrassed enough to buy my stories. They just need something plausible to put on paper. ^^U

omg! that is too funny! I would be beat red and trying to come up with a story on the spot would suck! did any one ever try to question your storys een at first? lol I'd love to hear more!

So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to
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So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to somewhat conceal what I was doing, without looking like it was "bad".

She said "What are you looking at? Do those go inside of you?"... Now, coming from a 9 year old who obviously knows what dildos are for some reason, I had to think of something fast. I quickly said it was one of those handheld back massagers. I showed her the "handle" and the bumps, etc. She believed me, and walked off.

So what have you excused your dildos to be? They don't have to be glass. I listed a few options below of things I have used, so feel free to check off the ones you have.

I've never lied about what a sex toy was, but I love reading through this thread for an interesting bunch of stories! xD

I'm pretty open about my toy use with my family. Not my dad's parents (Jehovah's Witnesses), but pretty much any others. They're a rather sexual bunch and some have toys. I'm just tired of my mom getting drunk and saying that everything I hold in my hands is going to be used as a dildo or butt plug.

I don't really hide my toys. If you were to look at my book case, the only obvious things are my three vixen creations (Leo (orange and batty), Raquel, and Maverick (tie bright)). Other than that, things are in drawers (that hold nothing else), suitcases, or medium, stackable bins.

I don't know what I'm going to do when our toddler gets older. Right now he knows that they're Mommy's and he isn't allowed to touch anything in the bookcase or nightstand. He also knows to "just walk away" (that's what I tell him when he starts to go in to that corner of the room).