Roommate issue

Ok, I know there is another thread about someone having issues with his roommate and said roommate's gf. I am having an issue too, but it really has nothing to do with females so I didn't want to threadjack.

Ok, so, when he chews, he chews with his mouth open, it is my BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE, I don't know why, it is just something that has always annoyed me. I told him this when I found out he was going to be my roommate. He also does this other annoying thing cause I have the only TV and it is next to my bed, I will be sitting on my bed and he comes up and kinda does this weird thing where he puts his hand on my bed and leans over me sorta to see the TV. It is just annoying as fuck and sometimes I will have my gf and she will be sitting next to me and he like leans over her to see the TV and it is starting to get to her. Is there anyway I can confront him about either of these problems without being an asshole? Or should I just resort to farting on his pillow and hiding a dead mouse in his dresser someplace?

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

Yeah, I will probably try to talk to him tomorrow, he is studying right now, I don't want to fuck up his tests.

He also acts like a mother constantly pestering me about going to class, smoking, and shit too. It gets aggravating.

Thanks though.

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

earplugs whenever you guys eat. I would try talking to him again about the issues, but trust me it could be much, much worse. Last year my room mate ratted on me for pot, but they didn't find it. He also was a fat fuck shotput thrower for track and was the loudest sleeper ever (farts, snores, random fits of coughing, and worst of all, creepy fucking moans followed by tongue smacking). His girlfriend was an outright twat as well. This year my room mate has a rat tail that he has been growing for 15 years, braided, and he is the lightest sleeper ever paired with me who has ridiculous sleeping hours. I would have had a room mate that I knew this year, but I didnt have the cash for the deposit when rooming selection opened, and I couldnt call my parents cause they were on a cruise.

Didn't mean to threadjack or downplay your issues, I feel like a jackass now, but I have had it up to here (pointing at my forehead). What am I supposed to do if I eat at Real Chilli and have to get up and use the can 5 times last night, I didnt mean to wake him or myself up, its just delicious chilli.

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

i hate when people act like im the jerkoff though for not wanting to tolerate their rude ass eating. its socially unnaceptable, at least it used to be, to eat loudly with your mouth open like that (especially for women, which bothers me even more...call me old fashioned but be a lady for once)

you shouldnt have to wear earplugs because your roomate is a fucking mongoloid, but such is life i guess.

"Why would he pee in my butt though? Couldn't he just go to the bathroom beforehand to avoid this?"

Yeah, but it's the easier route. I am in a dorm. It's a bitch but if I complain I am the one that has to move.

Of course, I AM the one with all the appliances. He has his own fridge but I have the TV, PS3 (movies and shit), the MICROWAVE, and a G-Foreman grill.

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

I walked in on my first roommmate masturbating...4 times!! he would touch my shit, bang stuff at 7 in the morning, leave trash on the ground, smelt like shit, and talked about his dreams which basically consisted of anal sex everytime. He almost got 2 restraining orders on him from 2 girls, and he ONLY listened to u2, all the time, and it was the same 3 songs. You my friend, have it so easy.

by the sounds of it i'd guess he's not actually, just try to confront him with humility if your worried about making him pissed off. what i mean by that is just ask him if you annoy him in any way and use that to say, "well i'd appreciate it if...." you get the point lol. and good luck senor panda =]

just say would you mind chewing with your mouth closed it really drives me crazy.

I guess i used to and my roomate told me, i just never realized i did or was just fuckin starving when i did.

The main thing that works for me is being sarcastic. Like instead of being hey Carl you didn't clean your dish from last night say hey great job cleaning your dish from last night. Then he'll feel like an idiot and do it. So say man im so glad you chew with your mouth closed.

my gf chews with her mouth open sometimes. It usually doesn't bother me, but when your mouth is gaping wide with food falling out and that wonderful smacking sound, nothing is greater. So i feel your pain bro.

like said earlier.... just tell him you have a pet peeve and just try to roll with it

This, is what my roommate just came in and said (he has been drinking with some neighbors of ours):

"Dude, Sam has had like 12 beers... he is so trashed and he has to walk back to his dorm too." (these beers are Keystone Lights)

Ugh, my roommate is such a dumbshit.

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

Working on homework, he comes up and like leans over my shoulder chewing and I just flipped out. I think I got my point across.

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

haha i wish that was the only thing wrong with my roommate. he does that, also he has only showered 5 times all year. there is garbage all over his side of the room, including a milk carton that's a month old. he "girl" friend looks like a man and smells worse than him. Ive also walked in on them 3 separate times. he has been accused of rape before. he is in love with twilight, and has fake sword fights in costumes all the time. he talks in his sleep, and not normal talking. 5 different time ive been woken up with him yelling "ILL FUCKING KILL YOU." so yeah...you shouldn't complain so much.

Sweet Jesus, sorry man. I guess I don't have it so bad but the chewing thing is like nails on a chalkboard for me.

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

yeah, but at least he isnt the world bigest cock blocker. i didnt meet the two girls that live across the hall till 2 weeks ago. the were scared of him, so they shut thier door everytime they heard my door open.

My Spoon is too big!!!!

Nov 14 2009 3:39PM

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