OK, so you don’t get the full effect in the photo above, but if I give it to you all at once then you’ll get over-excited and not even check out the other super sexy photos of Cristiano and Irina below! And there’s even a video of the duo being sexy together, plus plenty of shirtless Cristiano.

But first, on to naked Cristinao.

Ogle!!!

Oh my god, it’s just such a good cover. Well done, Mario Testino and the people of Spanish Vogue. Posing the sexiest of people in the sexiest of poses. I mean, I know that we should be focusing on Cristinao’s soccer skills, but can’t we focus on his abs for a few minutes first?

I mean, look at this man. And Irina isn’t looking too shabby either.

Well I’m a fan of it all. I don’t even know what they talk about in the article that accompanies these photos, but I don’t care. So now let’s gaze upon these photos and watch the behind-the-scenes video of their photo shoot below. So much sexy.