It’s creepy, cliché, and instantly makes us think of our dear old dads, which is obviously a total turnoff. Plus, when we’re getting it on we want to be treated as your dirty partner in crime, not a newbie.

He says: “What now, you’re crying?”

Maybe it’s because we love you, maybe it’s because we’ve never had a better orgasm in our life, whatever. Doesn’t matter what our tears mean, just be considerate.

A couple months ago my friend’s cousin (a single mother) had gotten a new cellphone. After a long day of work, she placed her phone down on the counter and started watching T.V. when her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him to not call anyone or mess with the text messages and he agreed to do so. At around 11:20 P.M. when she was getting tired, she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed herself. She proceeded to his room to see that he wasn’t there. She went to her room to him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand. Browsing though her phone, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc. and headed towards the picture section. She began deleting the pictures he took when she came across the last one. When she first saw it, she couldn’t believe it. It was her son, sleeping on her bed but it was as if the picture was taken by someone else above him. It shows the left half of what seems to be an elderly woman’s face.