Here is 250 creative ways of how Zuko might have got his scar if Ozai wasn't the one to give it to him. From Trying to fight a Dragon, to getting hit in the head with a baseball bat, there's things you'd never imagine!

Yes, that's
right! There is actually 250 ways in this list of how Zuko MIGHT have
got his scar! It took me almost forever to complete, but now, it's
done! Hope you enjoy!

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1. Iroh slipped and boiling tea
went all over Zuko's face.

2. Zuko got attacked by a mad
turtle-duck and he had to get stitches but the stitches where apple
flavor so a couple of days after he got stitches another turtle-duck
attacked him and ripped out his stitches but the stitches ripped off
half of his face and he had to get a face re construction but the
only skin color they had available at the time was red.

3. Meng saw Zuko and wanted to marry
him so Zuko decided to disfigure his face so Meng wouldn't like him
anymore.

4. Zuko fell into a volcano and at
the last minute it erupted and blew half of his face off but
otherwise he was unharmed.

5. Zuko saw Iroh finishing naked
Iroh time with his right eye only and he tried to burn his eye out
but it didn't work.

6. Zuko got tired of Iroh telling
him to check for bed bugs before he went to bed and in his anger he
blew up half of his face

7. Zuko went to bed one night and
let the bed bugs bite and they ate off half of his face.

8. Zuko was trying to peak in on one
of his sisters training sessions to get better but Lo and Li saw him
and told Azula to practice on his face which I find is weird because
Lo and Li aren't even Firebenders so why would they be teaching
Azula?

9. Zuko was so riddled with the fact
that two non-benders where teaching his prodigy sister that he blew
off half his face in his Aanger.

10. Zuko hates play on words and
when he saw nineteen of them in one day he blew off half his face in
anger.

11. Zuko couldn't remember a punch
line when he was telling a joke so to save his embarrassment, he blew
off half his face to distract the audience.

12. Zuko was so frustrated that he
blew off half his face just to save himself some embarrassment that
he blew off half his face.

13. Zuko wagered on the
platypus-bear in a fight with a platypus-bear vs. a Gorilla-horse and
the platypus-bear lost and he didn't have any money because he
spent it all on a face re-construction so the debt collectors blew
off half his face instead.

14. Zuko went to a healer to get
some herbs for Iroh but when he reached for the herbs it was actual a
cat called Miyuki's dinner so the cat mauled off half his face.

15. Zuko got into an Agni-Kai with a
child and when he lost he held his face in anguish but his left hand
was still on fire so he burnt off half his face.

16. Zuko tripped on a little step
and landed face first on some industrial strength fire flakes that
are so hot that they burnt off half his face

17. Zuko tried to save a Boarcupine
from the circus but because the Boarcupine was so badly treated when
Zuko freed it, it body slammed the left side of Zuko's face so he
had to get a face re construction but because Zuko had gotten so many
other face re constructions, the only skin color they had left was
red.

18. Zuko was so angry that Zhao was
better than him he started crying but his tears where fire and his
right eye had conjunctivitis so no tears could come from that eye but
from his left eye tears of fire came and they burnt off half his
face.

19. Zuko was so scared of the world
that he stayed in his house all the time and didn't get any
sunlight and got a disease that eats away the left side of his face.

20. Iroh was teaching Zuko to re
direct lightning and Zuko demanded Iroh shoot lightning at him so
Zuko could try and Iroh did because otherwise he would be banished
but Zuko screwed up and half his face was blown off.

21. Zuko had too much chocolate
before bed time and he had a nightmare and during his nightmare he
set his room on fire and he rolled to the left and his face landed in
a puddle of fire.

22. Zuko hates the way that some
words that have an f sound are spelt with a ph so when he went to a
show and went to his seat, there was already someone in it because
his seat directions where actual ph not f so he was so angry that he
shot fire from his mouth towards the sky but the roof was mere
centimeters from his head so the fire spewed out and came right back
onto the left side of his face.

23. Zuko went to have a meeting
with king Bumi and got so frustrated with the king's stupid jokes
he tried to assassinate the king but Bumi sent a wave of earth at
Zuko and the fire Zuko fired at Bumi heated up the rock and the rock
slammed into the left side of his face like a hot iron.

24. Zuko went to a show and he was
really far away but he was also cooking hot dogs at the same time and
something really exciting happened so he picked up his binoculars but
it was actually his hand that he picked up and he slapped it across
the left side of his face and because he was cooking hot dogs his
hand still had fire on it so he burnt off the left side of his face.

25. Zuko was meditating with candles
and gave strict orders not to be disturbed by anyone and when he was
disturbed by someone, the candles flared so much that the one closest
to the left side of his face exploded and the left half of his face
was exploded off.

26. Zuko was playing with blasting
jelly and he wasn't careful enough and half of his face got blasted
off.

27. Zuko pissed off some pirates and
they threw barrels of blasting jelly at him and he got half his face
blown off.

29. When Zuko was little he played a
game with Azula, Ty Lee, and Mai and they put an apple on Zuko's
head and they tried to blast it off with fire, daggers, and punches.

30. Iroh got so frustrated that Zuko
wouldn't take his advice that had proved to be right countless
amounts of times, one time Iroh didn't give Zuko any advice and as
a result, Zuko got the left side of his face burned off.

31. Zuko tried to stop a bunch of
bullies picking on a little kid, and they stopped.

32. Zuko was walking down the street
and three large men came out of the ally and they looked a lot like
what the fathers of the bullies he told to stop picking on a little
kid would look like.

33. Zuko got stranded in the desert
and the Sandbenders found him and they decided they wanted to steel
his skin because he looked like a rare animal and they started with
the left side of his face but then when they reached his skull they
realized he was human and ran away really fast.

34. Zuko thought Aang looked cool
with tattoos and didn't know how to get some so he decided to burn
them into him but it went terribly wrong and then half off his face
came off.

35. Zuko had something in his eye
and he didn't have any tools to get it out so he tried using a fire
dagger.

36. Zuko had to make up a cover
story when he went on a date so he said he was in the circus and
demonstrated with juggling but when he picked up things to juggle he
didn't realize that he picked up a burning candle and it landed on
the left side of his face.

37. Zuko walked into a house an
there was three bowls of porridge and he ate them all then slept in
all three beds that where up stars then three platypus bears came
into the house and Zuko was so freaked out that platypus bears where
living in a house and eating porridge he burnt his face to test if it
was a dream and it actually wasn't.

38. Zuko's back was hurting and
when he went to the chiropractor he had to lie down on a bench and
put his head through a hole but the little head hole thingy wasn't
cleaned properly so he got a disease that ate away at the left side
of his face.

39. Zuko was picking his nose and
then he sneezed and shot fire onto his finger and his finger had
burning snot on it and then his eye was itchy so he itched his eye
and got burning boogers in it and then that burned away the left side
of his face.

40. Zuko was having a family get
together and one of his distant relatives was showing him a cool
Firebending move he made up that involved burning your face. Zuko,
needless to say, fell for the cruel joke and actually did burn his
face.

41. Zuko tried to set a new trend
that involved body scars but it didn't catch on.

42. Zuko was playing pin the tail on
the Donkey-flamingo but he completely missed the animals behind and
instead poked the pin into Azula.

43. Zuko tried to jump from one nine
story building to the next but fell down and to save himself he tried
to shoot fire out of his feet and hovertate but he flipped upside
down and propelled himself face first along the graveled ground.

44. Zuko tried to get a tattoo of
Mai on his face except he went to a cheap tattoo parlor and the
tattooist was blind.

45. Zuko really wanted to go to the
zoo and his dad wouldn't let him so he snuck out one night and the
guards at the zoo caught him and thought he had come to assassinate
all the animals so they shot fire at his face.

46. Zuko had a dream that his mother
came to him and she told him he had to burn a massive scar on the
left side of his face or else he wouldn't be very important.

47. Zuko tried to play the Tsungi
horn but was so bad that the teacher burned his face and that's why
he doesn't like music.

48. Ozai was teasing Zuko and Zuko
thought that if he burnt his own face his dad would feel sympathy for
him but it didn't work.

49. When Zuko was a baby he saw his
dad burning people's faces so Zuko thought it would be fun to try
on himself.

50. When Zuko was a baby his mum was
putting on make-up and Zuko wanted to put some on so his mum put some
on him and he thought it felt disgusting so he tried to get it off
but he couldn't so he tried burning it off.

51. Zuko saw the Yu-Yen archers
shooting targets and he wanted to try so he ran out on the field but
one of the archers accidently shot him and it skinned the left side
of his face.

51. Zuko was told by a crazy hobo
that he could fly if he made a special potion that needed the skin of
the left side of his face.

52. Zuko was locked up in the stocks
and people threw food at him and one of the things that someone threw
at him was a fire cracker and it exploded on Zuko's face.

53. Zuko went to sell his only cow
at the market but traded it for magic beans and when he got home and
told his dad, Ozai was very happy and they planted the beans and the
beans grew into a massive stalk and Zuko climbed it and up the top
there was such a thing as computers and he got on one and read a
story about him and Sokka and he was so mortified he burned the left
side of his face.

54. Zuko was walking through an
enchanted forest and he stumbled upon the well of youth and he jumped
in but at the last minute realized it was actual the well of eternal
oldness so he tried to stop himself from falling in but the left side
of his face got splashed with the water and only the left side of his
face aged a million years.

55. Zuko was following the yellow
brick road when suddenly he was attacked by flying monkeys that
mauled the left side of his face.

56. Zuko stole Aztec gold that was
cursed and the curse was until he returned all the gold pieces he
would have a massive scar on his face.

57. Zuko got so sick of everyone
saying "Ya mum!" when he asked what they were doing so he burned
the left side of his face to try and get sympathy so no one would say
they were doing his mum.

58. Zuko was made by a toy maker and
he turned into a talking doll but every time he whined he got a scar
on his face that got bigger and bigger and then he turned into a real
boy and the scar stayed.

59. Zuko tried to jump over the
candle stick but tripped and landed face first in the flame.

60. Zuko got so sick of being used
in examples of fairy tales he tried to write a note to the author but
the ink was flammable and when he sneezed he lit the paper on fire
and it flared up and the left side of his face got burned.

61. Zuko had a friend called Barry;
he was a good friend, of Zuko's. He dropped in for tea, he does it
all the time. No, Barry, no Barry, Zuko's not going to give you any
money Barry no Barry no Barry emotional blackmail doesn't work on
Zuko Barry! Zuko had a friend called Barry. He went and killed
himself. Zuko felt so guilty that he burned his face.

62. Zuko had a wife who had to get
surgery on her face but the surgery didn't work and she had massive
scars on her face and she felt really bad about herself so Zuko burnt
his own face to show that he really did care but his wife just ran
away because Zuko looked so ugly.

63. Zuko's father was threatening
Zuko's mum and then he started threatening Zuko and Ozai asked Zuko
"Why so serious?" then burnt Zuko's face.

64. Zuko went to a cheap magic show
and he volunteered for an act and he was put in a box and they were
supposed to cut his head off but it went terribly wrong and he got a
massive cut on his face.

65. Zuko had to get brain surgery
but he didn't have much money because he kept trading his cows for
beans so he went to a cheap doctor but they cut open his face instead
of his skull and then stitched it up wrong.

66. Zuko's cat came through his
window and pissed on his bed, and it smelt so bad Zuko fainted and
when he woke up the cat had mauled his face because it was offended.

67. Zuko tried to commit but half
way through he decided not to and was left with a huge scar on his
face.

68. When Zuko was at school he
didn't do his homework and he was about to go to reform school by
which I mean the coal mines so he burnt his face in an attempt to get
sympathy and not go.

69. Zuko was giggling so hard when
he reached the number sixty nine because it was also a sex position
he didn't notice that his cooking pot was bubbling over and it
exploded and half his face was blown off.

70. Zuko was so riddled as to why a
sculptor could make a statue with enormous genitals, and everyone
respects it greatly as a fatality symbol, they all call it art, so it
didn't seem that fair, that a school boy gets a detention for
drawing dick and balls on his chair, that when he asked the teachers,
they burned his face.

71. Zuko's dad was so disappointed
that Zuko didn't play sport that he tried to make a new sport that
Zuko could play but it ended up giving Zuko a huge scar on his face.

72. Zuko hated the smell of his
aftershave so much that he tried burning his flesh to get rid of the
aftershave smell of burnt flesh.

73. Zuko had a cancerous bubble
beneath his left eye but he didn't want to get a needle so he burnt
it out instead.

74. Zuko was so furious that he shot
massive amounts of flame at the sky but that created a reaction and
then acid rain rained down on him so he turned his face to the right
so only the left side of his face got burned.

75. Zuko took part in the forty hour
famine but he loved food so much that he burnt the left side of his
face instead of giving up food because he figured he could go without
the left side of his face for forty hours.

76. Zuko went to see the muffin man
but he didn't go down the right street because he forgot what it
was called and when he opened the door it was an ex convict who
burned off the left side of Zuko's face because he thought Zuko had
come to steal his valuables.

77. Zuko wanted to get into a house
that three little pigs lived in but it was made of brick so he
couldn't burn it down so he went through the chimney but landed
face first in a vat of boiling soup.

78. Zuko dropped his chocolate on
the bathroom floor and he was so angry he kicked a cabinet that
tumbled over and landed on his face.

79. Zuko was trying so hard to come
up with a seventy-ninth way that he might have got his scar he ran a
lap around his palace to try and think of something but someone was
doing there washing and they emptied a bucket of scalding hot water
over the windows and it hit Zuko full in the face.

80. Mai was sharpening her knifes
and Zuko was patting a dog and suddenly the dog barked and Mai
slipped and her knife went zooming out of her hand and rebounded of a
mirror and hit Zuko's face.

81. Zuko was bagging out Asians and
their squinty eyes and a powerful Asian came along and heard him so
the man decided to give him a lesson so he burnt Zuko's left eye so
he could hardly open it at all and said "See how you like people
bagging your eye"

82. Zuko went to pre-school and he
was playing with blocks and he made a tower and a bully came along
and destroyed his tower so he complained to the teacher but the bully
said it was a form of entertainment to him so Zuko got angry and the
teacher sent him outside and when he was out there a tiny meteor hit
him in his face.

83. Zuko was sitting on a stool
eating some curds when a bear came and stole it and he tried to get
his curds back but the bear had magic powers and he overpowered Zuko
then mauled his face.

84. Incy wincey Zuko climbed up the
water spout. Down came the mutant zombies and ate the left side of
Zuko's face off.

85. Pirates decided to blow Zuko's
ship up with blasting jelly but Zuko wasn't on the ship at the time
so he saw the explosion and decided to go after the pirates but he
walked into a trap and he escaped but not before they cut the left
side of his face off.

86. Zuko had an allergic reaction to
frog's legs and half of his face puffed up.

87. A servant left a pip in Zuko's
grapes and he chocked and he ran around the room trying to get the
pip out and then smashed into a glass mirror and his face got owned.

88. Zuko auditioned for the part of
Zuko in the fire nation play but they wouldn't accept him because
he didn't have a scar so he burned his face so he did have a scar.

89. Zuko went penguin sledding but
the penguin rode him.

90. Zuko was so embarrassed that he
got owned by a penguin he hid his face with a paper bag but he
couldn't see so he smashed into a spike that destroyed his face.

91. For Zuko's third birthday he
went to a park with three of his friends and played tag but when he
was running he tripped over. Then he stood up unharmed but his friend
ran straight into him and h smashed his face against a tree with
really rough bark.

92. Zuko is a new species of human
and they have pictures on their face to determine who they are.

93. Ursa couldn't convince Azulon
not to kill Zuko so she burnt Zuko's face while he was asleep to
try and get Azulon to feel sympathy.

94. Zuko didn't want to work in a
tea shop his whole life so he burnt his face and tried to join the
circus as a freak but it didn't work out.

95. Zuko got abducted by aliens and
they probed him then took a skin sample from his face.

96. Zuko tried to take on a 400 foot
tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

97. Zuko didn't write a disclaimer
and was hunted down by lawyers.

98. Master Pian Dao was teaching
Zuko and he gave him a test to put his identity on paper and he got
some ink on his face then slammed his head onto the paper but the ink
had a flower in it that Zuko was highly allergic to and it got in his
eye and spread through his face under his skin and then the infected
area turned red.

99. Zuko was sick of trying to
figure out why the chicken crossed the road so he went to ask the
chicken but the chicken was dead so Zuko went to the road to
investigate and was hit by mad horse and the horse kicked him in his
face.

100. Iroh tried to light his fart on
fire.

101. Zuko was teaching Aang
Firebending and then Aang sneezed so he zoomed fifty feet in the air
and when he came back down he was surrounded by fire and he hit Zuko
in the face.

102. Zuko was playing hide and
explode and he literally exploded.

103. Ozai was mad at Zuko for
playing games and not working.

104. When Zuko was being judged by
the Firebending masters they misjudged him and they burned his face
instead of eating him because he smelt really bad.

105. Zuko was sick of not being able
to smell things because his smelling was bad so he tried to unblock
his nose but instead burnt the left side of his face.

106. Zuko stayed up to late writing
stories and he fell off his chair and instead of breaking his neck he
broke his face.

107. it was raining it was pouring
Zuko was snoring he went to bed even though he was already in bed
because he was snoring and couldn't get up in the morning because
the bump to his head was so bad it caused a cancer that messed up his
face.

108. Zuko had to get his jaw wired
shut and couldn't eat any solid foods but he missed meat so much he
tried snorting some through his nose but it went up the wrong way and
spread through his face then started rotting so his skin turned red.

109. Zuko was the red wiggle but got
fired because his face absorbed his shirt.

110. Zuko felt left out because Toph
didn't have a nickname for him so he went and got a huge scar on
his face so she would call him scar but it backfired and he was
called stupid.

111. Zuko misbehaved in school so
he went to reform school by which I mean the coal mines but when he
was digging a pick flew out of someone's hands and stabbed him in
his face.

112. Zuko tried to prove that he was
a strong Firebender so he hunted down a dragon and the dragon pwned
him.

113. Zuko was cutting up some fruit
and fruit juice went into his eye and he couldn't see and he ran
around screaming and then he fell off the edge of a cliff and landed
face first in the ground.

114. Zuko stole Katara's
chocolate.

115. Zuko got trampled in a stampede
of stupid fan girls and then his face got a massive scar and then
they didn't like him anymore.

116. Zuko's best friend's
coming, and his girlfriends back! His best friends coming and his
girlfriends back… Then his best friend was cumming on his
girlfriends back, and in his anguish Zuko didn't see a massive pole
and ran straight into it face first.

117. Zuko fell into a rose bush.

118. Zuko was hunting for some food
and then he fell in a hole and then befriended a baby Moose-Lion and
then its mom came along and mauled Zuko's face.

119. Zuko was playing ultimate
Frisbee and he got hit in the face.

120. Zuko was feeling happy one day
and he told Ozai that he loved him and it didn't turn out to well.

121. Zuko refused to clean his room.

122. Zuko got into a fight with
Sokka and Sokka used his boomerang and Zuko dodged it but later the
boomerang came back and smacked him in his face.

123. Zuko was captured and tortured
a bit then they sent one of his fingers to Ozai and said if we don't
get lots of money Zuko will die but Ozai left his wallet in his other
pants so they burned Zuko's face and left him in the mud.

124. Zuko was arm wrestling Jun and
he lost and Jun flipped him over and he smashed into the bar and
alcohol splashed onto his face and when he tried to throw some flames
at Jun his face exploded.

125. Zuko was so frustrated with
trying to figure out math his face exploded.

126. Zuko was walking back to Mai
with a fruit tart and he slipped and it went everywhere including his
eyes and he couldn't see anything and he fell out the window and
landed face first on the gravel.

127. Zuko was trying to be nice and
brought Mai a snow cone but it dropped on her new clothes and Mai
mauled Zuko's face.

128. Zuko was disgraced and he had
to cut off his topknot but the knife slipped and he cut his face.

129. Zuko auditioned for so you
think you can dance but didn't have any dyeing relatives so he
burned his face in an attempt to get sympathy.

130. Zuko went out into the woods
today but didn't go in disguise so the teddy bears, they mauled out
his eyes.

131. Zuko wasn't athletic enough
to get into the Olympics so he burned his face in an attempt to get
into the Paralympics.

132. It was Zuko's birthday and
when Zuko went to blow out the candles on his cake he accidentally
used his breath of fire and set Azula's hair on fire and then Azula
was bald and Zuko was in terrible amounts of pain.

133. The smell of perfume was on
Zuko's face (don't even ask why) and a Shirshu came and flicked
his tongue across Zuko's eye but the Shirshu's tongue barbs where
infected with a disease that makes them razor sharp.

134. Zuko found a gold coin on the
ground and thought to himself "Must be my lucky day" but at that
moment a geyser of boiling lava erupted from a hole in the ground
right where his face was because he was picking up a gold coin.

135. Zuko was writing out lines in
school about how he shouldn't pretend to be normal when suddenly
the quill broke so he had to go outside to get another one but was
attacked by a rabid bird that was closely guarding its nest that Zuko
had unfortunately stumbled upon.

136. Someone replaced the labels on
the bottles so the Wasabi bottle read Ketchup and the Ketchup bottle
read Wasabi and Zuko really likes Ketchup.

137. Zuko attempted to hide his
identity from everyone because no one liked him because he was the
son of Ozai so he scarred his face but that only made people
recognize him more.

138. Zuko tried to box a Rabbaroo.

139. Zuko offered to baby sit Toph.

140. Aang versed Zuko in a game of
Air ball but the ball was actually a baby Boarcupine because the
original ball was made of leather which came from meat and Sokka was
hungry.

141. Zuko was walking along the
street one day and a random guy appeared out of nowhere and shot him
in the face with a fireball.

142. A bad chef was cooking dinner
but was frying the chickens alive and one of the chickens escaped and
was on fire and was running around and then an eagle-snake picked it
up but it was on fire so it dropped it and it landed on Zuko's face
and set it on fire.

143. Zuko went to bed one night and
his bed exploded.

144. Zuko woke up one morning and
his bed exploded.

145. Zuko was about to go to sleep
and his pillow exploded.

146. Zuko was eating breakfast and
his cereal exploded.

147. You might call it a cereal
killer.

148. Zuko was so tired of that
overused play on words he tried to explode himself.

149. Zuko was so sick of finding
explosives in his bed one night he didn't check for some and his
bed exploded.

151. When Zuko fought Jet he slipped
off the table straight into one of Jets hook swords.

152. Zuko was so sick of people
referring him to people they knew he burned his face and said to them
"This is what these people made me do!" in a harsh manner in an
attempt to get them to back off.

153. Zuko had a substitute teacher
at school and he didn't do any work because the substitutes never
care but when his real teacher got back he was so annoyed he attacked
Zuko. Then later the teacher died mysteriously.

154. Zuko was accused of murdering a
school teacher and as his punishment, he got shoved in the stocks and
people threw things at him but someone threw a superheated rock and
it acted like a hot iron and burned his face.

155. Zuko made the mistake of
calling Combustion Man a pretty little fairy who likes to play with
pretty little fairies in a pretty little fairy garden filled with
pretty little fairies who play with other pretty little fairies who
don't blow people up with their minds.

156. Katara tried to give Zuko
surgery with some magic water because his face was ugly but it
backfired because someone had spiked the water and turned it red so
Zuko got a huge red mark over his left eye that looks like a scar.

157. One hundred and fifty six
couldn't really be classified as a way that Zuko might have got his
scar because it wasn't even a scar.

158. One hundred and fifty seven
couldn't be classified as a way either because it didn't even
give us a way.

159. Neither did one hundred and
fifty eight.

160. Nor one hundred and fifty nine.

161. Come to think of it, neither
did one hundred and sixty.

162. I wonder if I should go
overtime at the end with a couple more ways like they do at the footy
but with time instead of ways that Zuko might have got his scar.
Speaking of ways that Zuko might have got his scar…

163. Mai hauled Zuko into a folk
dancing routine but an unco little dude with spikes on his boots was
dancing around like a mad man and his shoe came off and the spiky bit
hit Zuko right in the face.

164. During the siege of the north
Han charged Zhao but Zhao just threw him over board but unfortunately
Han landed on Zuko.

165. Zuko walked into a bar and said
ouch.

167. Iroh convinced Zuko to come out
to dinner with him one night so Zuko did and they went to a fancy
restaurant that served gourmet roast duck and Iroh ate himself full
but Zuko only ate some pea soup which tasted disgusting but he didn't
really care because he was in a foul mood because Mai was angry at
him because he was spending too much time with paperwork in the
office and he spilled ink all over the important paper so he had to
start all over again and to top it off he had to get some more ink
because he ran out when he spilled it all over his papers so he went
to the shop to buy a fishing rod and some bait then went to the sea
and set up his fishing rod then cast his line out into the sea to
fish for an Octiroo so he could get some ink from the little sea
dwelling creature but he couldn't catch anything so he went to buy
some expensive stuff from a special shop which he could so totally do
because he's the Firelord but they didn't recognize him as the
Firelord because he was holding a fishing rod and was wearing shorts
and t-shirt so they didn't give him free stuff which he was
disappointed in so he went home and tried to make some ink of his own
which ended horribly so he asked Katara to make some ink for him
using magic water except she wouldn't do it because she was too
busy being busy with Aang so Zuko then went to his office but Mai was
waiting there and told him to get out of the office before she forced
him out so not wanting to anger his girlfriend any more he left the
office and went to bed and fell asleep and an earwig crawled in his
ear while he was asleep and it laid eggs on the top of his brain and
a week later they hatched while Zuko was in his office again and his
brain suddenly started really hurting and he spasmed and in the
process of his spasms knocked over his fresh jar of ink and in his
anger he set the room on fire but he knocked over the book case in
front of the only door in the office so he couldn't get out and as
a result, his face got burned.

168. Zuko got into a fight with all
the characters in the SpongeBob world and won! He defeated all the
stupid little stupid things in hand to hand combat! Which just proves
SpongeBob is stupid. But, unfortunately, our brave hero didn't see
the dishonorable sneak attack that the crazy yellow thing launched
while Zuko's back was turned, and his face was scarred because of
it.

169. Zuko went to Bumi's palace
and undertook three different tasks and passed them all but at the
end he had to choose to fight someone anyone and he chose Bumi which
was the wrong choice and Zuko had a colossal rock fall on him.

170. Zuko was walking through the
swamp with a vat of scalding tea and he heard a bird scream and he
was so shocked he threw his tea in the air and looked around for the
source of the sound but his tea came back and fell all over him.

171. During the day of black sun
Zuko confronted his father and told him he was stupid but Zuko's
clock was wrong and the eclipse hadn't started yet.

172. Zuko got attacked by a Brussel
sprout.

173. Zuko went into a lost library
located in the desert to try and find out how to get rid of scars but
a massive owl thing attacked him and it scarred his face.

174. Mai and Zuko where doing things
only they should know about and Zuko had a heart attack in the middle
of it and he had to be rushed to the closest hospital and when he
woke up he blushed so hard from what he was wearing the blush stayed
with him forever!

175. Zuko tried riding the Unagi but
it spurted water at him but the water was so powerful it scarred him.

176.
Fifteen
billion years ago the big bang went kaboom! That is when time and
space was suddenly created the explosion sent atoms flying through
the universe, gravity then made this matter all congeal and stick
together. And then became the galaxies and all the suns and all the
planets one of which was earth where the chemical reaction went,
bloopbloopbloop blow, life was born, single celled creatures than
evolved into a huge variates of sea creatures, which pulled
themselves onto the land, they became the dinosaurs, but they died
out mammals became wide spread with their hair and boobies, they
became the monkeys, who started using tools and walking on their hind
legs and getting really brainy and the next thing that you know there
are all sorts of tribal human beings who started digging holes and
planting wheat and also taming wild animals. Someone invented
writing. And massive cities rose and fell and emperors formed wars,
like fire lord Sozin the douche, and later fire lord Ozai who came
from the Firenation like Zuko's ancestors who came out to the earth
kingdom, they also came from, the Watertribe, I think. I don't know
all the details, but eventually Zuko's parents met and had a sexual
encounter and then nine months later he was born, but unfortunately
for him, both his parents where distant relatives so Zuko was born,
with a massive mark, on his face!

177.
Zuko tried making tea but the kettle exploded.

178.
An unfortunate boating accident.

179.
Zuko was training with his swords master but he slipped and his
master accidentally cut Zuko's face and that's why Zuko is so
good with the swords.

180.
Zuko attempted to ride a bull but he fell off and the bull trampled
him.

181.
Zuko got hit with a massive spit ball.

182.
Zuko was a witness for a crime and he spotted the guy who did it in a
line up and he went to jail but his friends found Zuko and messed him
up.

183.
Zuko tried to play the new Avatar: legends of the arena game but it
had so many glitches that in his anger he destroyed his house and his
face with it.

184.
Zuko fought with a candle. The candle won.

185.
Zuko head butted a fire.

186.
Zuko went to the Northern Air Temple and the mechanist posed the
problem of invisible gas so he went in and said 'maybe I can make
some light in here and that will let us see it' and the mechanists
warning was too late.

187.
Zuko fell asleep with a cigar lit.

188.
Azula swapped Zuko's makeup with acid.

189.
Zuko, in his desperate hunger, didn't wait for the flames to die
down when he was served crepe flambé.

190.
Zuko, with his natural and innocent human curiosity, wanted to test
how flammable things with a warning sign that say flammable object 9
really are.

191.
Azula swapped Zuko's building blocks with dynamite.

192.
Zuko wanted to have cool tattoos like Aang's, but when told not to
go to someone cheap, he didn't listen.

193.
Zuko ate an off apple with maggots in it and the maggots went in him
and crawled to his face and ate the back of his eye out!

194.
Zuko was running with scissors.

195.
Azula replaced Zuko's Turtleduck feed with pheromones that make the
animals go crazy and they mauled Zuko's face.

196.
Zuko found out that when you name a dog "Fluffy" it doesn't
necessarily make him nice and cuddly.

197.
Zuko was playing Wii with friends and one of them swung recklessly
and without care and it clipped Zuko's face.

198.
Azula replaced Zuko's hairdryer with a loaded canon.

199.
In the fight between Zuko and Ozai Zuko actually won because someone
left a banana peel on the stadium floor and Ozai slipped over and
broke his coccyx so he couldn't fight. But on his way out of the
stadium a swallow carrying a coconut dropped the fruit on Zuko's
head.

200.
When Zuko and Mai where fooling around in the bedroom Mai forgot to
take one of her daggers out of her sleeves. Zuko was just thankful
they noticed it before she went any lower.

201.
Zuko got trapped in a cave with Badgermoles and crazy travelling
nomad's who play instruments and to get rid of the Badgermoles Zuko
tried playing the flute but it was so shit the badger moles attacked
him.

202.
Zuko tried to shoot a blow dart at his enemy but the dart didn't
come out so he tried again and again but it still didn't work so he
turned the barrel around to look in the end and see what the problem
was and then the dart came out.

203.
Zuko ate too many grapes and he got constipated and when he was on
the toilet he pushed too hard and the veins behind his eye burst.

204.
Zuko was in a running race and he came first but the ribbon was razor
sharp and it cut his face.

205.
Zuko saw Michael Jackson and then screamed in agony.

206.
Zuko tried SexyFine shampoo and it had unwanted side effects.

207.
Zuko asked the mirror on the wall who was the fairest of them all and
it just shattered, and glass went in his eye.

208.
Azula replaced Zuko's soda with acid and when he went to see if
there was any drops left in the can, it spilled all over his face.

209.
Zuko was so baffled as to how drinking a whole can of acid didn't
kill him that when he went to bed he couldn't sleep and went up to
get a drink of water but actually Azula replaced Zuko's water with
acid and when he tipped up the glass to see if there was any more
drops, Acid spilled all over his face.

210.
Zuko went to answer the door and there was someone who was massive
and the person belted Zuko in the face with a metal bat and said
"That's for winning my race!"

211.
Zuko had to sit through a whole episode of SpongeBob but couldn't
take it and cut up his face to take his mind of stupid SpongeBob.

212.
Zuko was so pissed that they ran out of choc tops at the theatre he
threatened to kill himself if they didn't make him one. No one knew
how to make a choc top.

213.
Zuko was very carefully planning out his future and he realized that
when he got a massive painting on the wall it would look just like
all the other kings paintings, so he burned his face so that whenever
someone looked at his portrait, they would wonder.

214.
Zuko was on his motorbike and he didn't wear a helmet. If he had
proper gear on, he could have walked out of this.

215.
Zuko was so sad that there was no Firenation cabbage merchant to say
"My cabbages!" in an exasperated manner that he cried tears of
fire! But only out of his right eye because he had conjunctivitis in
his left one.

216.
Zuko went outside to sunbake but he forgot to put sun block on the
right side of his face.

217.
Zuko put on a balaclava and went running and it caused a massive
blister on his face.

218.
Zuko put on a balaclava and went running and someone thought he was a
robber so they hit him in the head with a cricket bat.

219.
Zuko put a pizza in the oven but tripped and his face went in the
oven with the pizza so he got a massive burn. So now whenever he goes
running, he wears a balaclava to hide his scar.

220.
Zuko went into an operation to get his appendix out but the doctors
thought he was getting plastic surgery done on his face and halfway
through someone saw the sheet and they had to abort the operation,
leaving Zuko with a massive scar.

221.
Zuko's aunt pinched his face too hard when Zuko was a boy.

222.
Zuko was amazed at how a number could have three of the same numbers
in it so he set about investigating but couldn't find the answer
and went crazy. Then he lived on a desert island and when he was
getting food, the tree he was in broke and it fell on him.

223.
Zuko was singing "Akuna Mattata" and his dad heard him so Ozai
walked over and smashed Zuko on the side of the head and said "Life
is full of worries! You will never forget about your troubles! And it
is a passing craze, damnit!"

224.
When Zuko was crawling through the tunnels at the northern Watertribe
he encountered a bunch of seals and told them to shut-up, and the
seals got angry.

225.
Zuko went to get his fortune foretold by the notorious Aunt Wu and
she told him to sit down while she threw bones in a fire but the
bones exploded and shards of it hit Zuko's face.

226.
Zuko didn't get accepted into the war room when he was a boy so he
tried to climb up on the roof to hear in through the windows but he
slipped and fell and his face cushioned the impact.

227.
When Zuko was dressed up as the blue spirit and saving Aang, the
Yu-Yen didn't knock him out, but knocked off his mask which scraped
along his face as it flew off.

228.
Zuko was playing with a Barbie and his dad walked in.

229.
It started raining when Zuko was on the street and water got in his
eye so he didn't see the curb and he tripped over. Then an old lady
picked him up and took him to her gingerbread house and gave him lots
of food but then tried to throw Zuko in the oven! But Zuko escaped
with a burn on his face and threw the witch in the fire instead.

230.
Zuko was getting his hair cut and halfway through he saw the guy was
giving him a shit job and he thought "Should
i say something? Mmm no i'll be sure to tell him next time" and
when the guy finished and asked if it was alright Zuko said "Yep,
its great" through gritted teeth and then said "I'll come back
next time... cus I'm a dickhead." And when Zuko got home and went
to sleep Azula replaced his sleeping mask with Boarcupine bristles.

231.
Zuko got Acupuncture on his face but the needles where poisoned!

232.
Zuko robbed a bank but Batman stopped him.

233.
Zuko was drinking soda and he tried to stop a burp but it came out in
wrong places, like behind his eyes and his nose and the bubbles got
stuck behind his face.

234.
Zuko went to the zoo and an Antelope-Dear flew through the air and
hit him in his face.

235.
Zuko was alone on an Ostrich-Horse and he was starving as and he went
past two people cooking some food so he drew his swords and charged
at the pregnant women and her husband but the women got out a massive
branch from a tree and used it as a club and hit Zuko in the face.

236.
Zuko attended Earth Rumble Seven and he was sitting in a seat down
the front because the whole two rows where completely empty and a guy
called Firenation Man was playing against a guy called The Boulder
and about three seconds into the match, Firenation man was launched
out of the Arena and hit Zuko in the face.

237.
Zuko found a magic wand and wanted to turn himself into a cloud so he
said Alakazam! And tapped the wand against his head but the wand was
actually half a stick of dynamite.

238.
He got hit by a bus.

239.
Zuko got cold feet at his wedding and said "I don't" instead of
"I do" and the bride smacked him so hard in the face that the
imprint stayed there forever!

240.
Zuko had to sit through a whole game of his uncle playing Pai Sho
against a white lotus grand master and the game took so long he fell
asleep and his head fell on a broken glass.

241.
Zuko was reading a book and the book exploded.

242.
Zuko got a huge tumour on his face.

243.
Zuko was helping Aang in the kitchen and Aang sneezed and the knife
he was using flew up and cut Zuko's skin off.

244.
Zuko went to a party and he had to dress up as something so he went
as a pirate but when he got home he couldn't get his eye patch off
his eye and he pulled as hard as he could and then it came off but it
took a fair amount of his skin with it.

245.
Aang invented a new hairstyle called the "Aangfro" and Zuko was
so envious that he tried to set his own craze of having a scar on
your face but it never caught on.

246.
Zuko had a stick and was walking along and dragging the stick along
all the fence posts on the side of the path and the stick hit a loose
post and it flicked up and hit Zuko's face.

247.
Zuko went clam fishing and he came across a huge clam and it clamped
down on his face.

248.
Zuko was possessed by an evil spirit that made him smash his head
against a wall.

249.
Zuko told Azula she looked fat in her dress.

250.
Iroh was making Roast Duck and Zuko walked into the kitchen and
surprised Iroh and in his shock, he tensed up and the scalding hot
chicken he was tending to in a pot flew through the air, and landed
on Zuko's head, totally engulfing his whole skull. Needless to say
Zuko couldn't see and ran wildly across the ship, to the deck, fell
over the side, and smashed his head against the jagged rocks at the
cliff edge they where docked at.

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And
there is your 250 possible ways that Zuko MIGHT have acquired his
scar! I'd like to thank all the people who came up with some ideas
for this... Mase, Air, UI, an anon, Some guys from white lotus, one
of my friends from school, and my dreams! You guys are great.

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