And we hope that when they hear it, you know, it'll make people get out of their cars and just go live life to the fullest!" [Talking about Famous Last Words - during the making]

Where can I get an Italian ice cream? We got one in the afternoon. That is what I would ask myself at the moment. I still keep thinking about the ice cream we had before. "Don't break the law, kids." "I saw Courtney Love's butt, but then, who hasn't?" "It's a slow one. Grab your girl... and then shoot her in the head. (laughs)" [Talking about Early Sunsets over Monroeville]

There is nothing that can compare to the energy that you get when you are playing at the same level as kids...it's just a wall of energy that is conjures up, and it is this really magical thing that happens. Those were some of the best times in the band's life. "I wasn't popular at school. Thank God I didn't have a girlfriend or I would suck at guitar now." "We were birth control." (On himself and Gerard Way in high school) "Where would I be without my Red-bull?" (With a can Red-bull on his forehead) "I was too busy being a hermit and locking myself in the van." (Life on the Murder Scene) "Rock music is becoming stale. Let's put the fun back." ('Spin' magazine interview) (When asked what he would like to say to the people that call the band sellouts and their fans posers): "Fuck off. Seriously, if you like us, that's great, if you don't, more power to you. We're not forcing you to listen to anything we do." "Are you showing your butt?" (To Frank, during the making of Helena video) "A man obsessed is what I've become..." (Life On The Murder Scene) "I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male." (From a radio interview with WSOU) "I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out." (In the making of I'm Not Okay video) "I think that the music we create together is one of a kind." (Life On The Murder Scene) "I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Shit!'" (Life On The Murder Scene) "We fucking live like animals." (Life On The Murder Scene, about life on tour) "The song is celebrating someone's life. When someone passes, you should focus on all the good that that person has done, and try not to really think about the fact that they're not gonna be on this earth any longer, that they had an effect on you and your lives, and that's what you should take out." (Life On The Murder Scene, about the Helena video) "Stop making us having sex with each other in your fanfictions!" (At a dose.ca interview, about fanfictions) "I am a huge video game junkie. Anyone who knows me knows that." (Fuse interview, about comforts of home) "Frank's thinking of starting a line of picks shaped like shurikens." (Interview on 987FM, a Singaporian radio station) Q:If you were going to take a girl out to dinner anywhere, where would you take her? Ray: Um, how about a nice picnic dinner, like in the park or something would be nice, you think? Frank: That's very Ray Toro.

Ray: Well, how would you consider me?

Bob: The quiet genius.Mikey: Yeah, the mastermind.Bob: Mastermind...the man with the plan.Mikey: The man with the plan.Bob/Mikey: [in unison] Ray Toro.

"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Shit!'" (Life On The Murder Scene)

(When asked what he would like to say to the people that call the band sellouts and their fans posers): ‘’Fuck off. Seriously, if you like us, that's great, if you don't, more power to you. We're not forcing you to listen to anything we do." ’’Allez vous faire foutre. Sérieusement, si vous nous aimez, c’est super, mais si vous nous aimez pas, tant mieux pour vous. On ne vous force pas à écouter quoi que ce soit qu’on fait.’’

"We fucking live like animals." (Life On The Murder Scene, about life on tour) ’’On vit comme des putains d’animaux.’’

"The song is celebrating someone's life. When someone passes, you should focus on all the good that that person has done, and try not to really think about the fact that they're not gonna be on this earth any longer, that they had an effect on you and your lives, and that's what you should take out." (Life On The Murder Scene, about the Helena video) ’’Cette chanson célèbre la vie de quelqu’un. Quand quelqu’un part, tu dois t’intéresser à tout ce que cette personne a fait de bien, et n’essaye pas de penser au fait qu’ils ne seront plus sur cette Terre, qu’ils ont eu un effet sur toi et sur vos vies, et c’est ça que tu dois retenir.’’

"Stop making us having sex with each other in your fanfictions!" (At a dose.ca interview, about fanfictions) ’’Arrêtez de nous faire faire l’amour entre nous dans vos fanfictions !’’