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Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

>Be the masked troll

You are now Sagira Maaike

You are 8 sweeps old and you just looove Trollaween. In fact, you treat every day like it's Trollaween. You also really like face-paint and masks and have a lot of them, in fact some might say you have all the masks, all of them. Some people say you act different when you wear your masks but you have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

You also like to paint sometimes. It's fun but sometimes you run out of paint and then you have to go get some more. That's also fun. Your favorite color is orange because it's the same as your blood and the same as a pumpkin. You really like pumpkins.

You are an ok fighter. You need to be to be able to get your paints. But your strife specibus propkind makes it difficult sometimes not to mention you are extremely weak and rely petty much on surprise attacks in order to win. But this has never stopped you from picking a fight, troll nature and whatnot. You also have the Trick or Treat Fetch Modus, which is a lot of fun, but you get tricked an awful lot. Your lusus is a small dog that you like to put masks on. You like to call him a Trolloweener dog. You are silly sometimes.

If you were to play SGRUB you'd be the Maiden of Fear in the Land of Candy and Masks.

Your trolltag is sexyMasquerade and you (owo) always have your MASK! on and enjoy SURPRISING! people.

I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.

If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.

Originally Posted by Trihan

Originally Posted by foobar

Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.

Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe

I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.

WITH YOUR MOUTH.

And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...

Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire

Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.

Originally Posted by Niaya

by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go

"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"

Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u

Originally Posted by Pokolo

What happens if the fireplace is aflame?

Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.

Nice job breaking it, hero.

Originally Posted by Differential

Originally Posted by Antonym

Originally Posted by Differential

This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.

Have you been sigquoted yet?

Never mind...

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION

Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.

...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep

well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA...is this working?

TOKA MA WA WRENU

Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.

Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*

...
Christ.

Originally Posted by ghastlyBones

Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V

Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity

she looks high

you made jade high

she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls

Stuff from IMs

TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days

I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.

If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.

Originally Posted by Trihan

Originally Posted by foobar

Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.

Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe

I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.

WITH YOUR MOUTH.

And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...

Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire

Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.

Originally Posted by Niaya

by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go

"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"

Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u

Originally Posted by Pokolo

What happens if the fireplace is aflame?

Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.

Nice job breaking it, hero.

Originally Posted by Differential

Originally Posted by Antonym

Originally Posted by Differential

This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.

Have you been sigquoted yet?

Never mind...

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION

Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.

...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep

well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA...is this working?

TOKA MA WA WRENU

Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.

Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*

...
Christ.

Originally Posted by ghastlyBones

Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V

Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity

she looks high

you made jade high

she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls

Stuff from IMs

TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days

I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.

If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.

Originally Posted by Trihan

Originally Posted by foobar

Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.

Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe

I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.

WITH YOUR MOUTH.

And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...

Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire

Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.

Originally Posted by Niaya

by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go

"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"

Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u

Originally Posted by Pokolo

What happens if the fireplace is aflame?

Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.

Nice job breaking it, hero.

Originally Posted by Differential

Originally Posted by Antonym

Originally Posted by Differential

This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.

Have you been sigquoted yet?

Never mind...

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION

Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.

...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep

well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA...is this working?

TOKA MA WA WRENU

Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.

Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*

...
Christ.

Originally Posted by ghastlyBones

Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V

Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity

she looks high

you made jade high

she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls

Stuff from IMs

TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days

I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.

If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.

Originally Posted by Trihan

Originally Posted by foobar

Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.

Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe

I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.

WITH YOUR MOUTH.

And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...

Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire

Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.

Originally Posted by Niaya

by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go

"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"

Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u

Originally Posted by Pokolo

What happens if the fireplace is aflame?

Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.

Nice job breaking it, hero.

Originally Posted by Differential

Originally Posted by Antonym

Originally Posted by Differential

This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.

Have you been sigquoted yet?

Never mind...

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION

Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.

...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep

well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA...is this working?

TOKA MA WA WRENU

Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.

Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*

...
Christ.

Originally Posted by ghastlyBones

Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V

Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity

she looks high

you made jade high

she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls

Stuff from IMs

TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days

I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.

If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.

Originally Posted by Trihan

Originally Posted by foobar

Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.

Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe

I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.

WITH YOUR MOUTH.

And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...

Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire

Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.

Originally Posted by Niaya

by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go

"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"

Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u

Originally Posted by Pokolo

What happens if the fireplace is aflame?

Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.

Nice job breaking it, hero.

Originally Posted by Differential

Originally Posted by Antonym

Originally Posted by Differential

This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.

Have you been sigquoted yet?

Never mind...

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Originally Posted by Flamerider64

Originally Posted by Pokolo

Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION

Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.

...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep

well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA...is this working?

TOKA MA WA WRENU

Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.

Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*

...
Christ.

Originally Posted by ghastlyBones

Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V

Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity

she looks high

you made jade high

she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls

Stuff from IMs

TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

I was bored so I made another (non-canon) shipping chart of my trolls.

EXPLANATIONS:

The symbol in the top part of the clubs symbol is the auspistice, the two people connected by the symbol on the chart are the ones with the rivalry being kept in check.

The one green pairing is the one "canon" pairing.

The one black diamond is... Well, you know how morails keep eachother out of trouble? You know when two people get along and look after eachother but are CLEARLY just going to get eachother into serious trouble? That's what I use black diamonds for.

THE WHY

NarwidApinel: Since I retooled her to be an emotionless passive observer rather than the original goody-two-shoes nerd, she seems like the only troll who would be entirely unpeturbed and perhaps even amused by Narwid's cruelty. Plus they're the two highest bloods and both of them are very "traditional".

Narwid < Apinel > Loxenk () : Loxenk is technically a yellowblood but uses red text, a red symbol and red clothing. Plus, he hates societial order and tradition and all that. He's an anarchist. Plus he's a nice guy deepd down and makes a nice opposite to Narwid. That said, Apinel probably wouldn't allow Narwid to be a proper Kismesis to anyone and she finds Loxenk's rebelliousness somewhat endearing.

Loxenk <}< Hanilb : Hanilb murders lowbloods, and while Alunas is technically the lowest apart from himself, he avoids her because of her abilities. Loxenk, however, has no abilities, and considering his attitude is much more likely to give Hanib a lot of shit for what he does.

Narwid Hanilb: I imagine Narwid would use his highblood status to order Hanilb around, and Hanilb would use his murdering skills to defend Narwid. Hence why they're a black moriallegance instead of a red one. Sure, they keep eachother out of trouble, sort of. But at the same time they're going to kill a lot of people.

Loxenk Drevil: Both Drevil and Loxenk are societial outcasts who don't care what people think, both Drevil and Loxenk like art and appreciate nature... They'd be true bros. The reason they're morails is because Drevil is a wilder but more harmful spirit, while Loxenk is shy but safe. They balance eachother out and match at the same time.

Joreak <}< Apinel: For one thing, that other club pairing on there probably makes Apinel defensive of Alunas. For another thing, Joreak is a sexual deviant, has a massive ego, doesn't pay attention (or care) what anyone else thinks and just wants to fill pails with everything in sight. Apinel is the sort of traditional, upright person who would hate everything about Joreak.

Joreak < Loxenk > Alunas () : Loxenk and Alunas I imagine would get on reasonably well in the same way he did with Menusa before she went psycho, I.E, he'd act like an asshole but at the same time be oddly protective. Joreak and Loxenk would probably get along pretty well, considering Loxenk is the stereotypical artist with a very odd view on sex... and "odd view on sex" pretty much sums up Joreak's entire being. Meanwhile, Joreak is going to be a flirty asshole, even to the very young Alunas, and she isn't going to like that. Loxenk's going to keep Joreak from flirting with her too much and her from utterly destroying him with unstoppable power.

Fortunately my fantrolls never interact with eachother enough for any of these pairings (but one) to actually happen.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

There is no such thing as too many pairings! I could probably ship my two in a pale romance, but when the violent side of a moirallegiance violently hates anyone of the peaceful side's blood, it...doesn't work so well.