Welcomes Cretins ;)

Welcomes Cretins ;)

Daily Archives: January 26, 2012

If Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, one of two things is going to happen. Scenario One You’ve got the most bad ass unstoppable zombie known to man. At that point, you’re basically dead. He’s now zombie awesome. Scenario Two It’s almost too frightening to contemplate. Can the world […]

AK47 + Chainsaw Bayonet = WANT!! Sure, you don’t want to be getting up close and personal with zombies (haven’t you learnt anything from the movies), but if you see a straggler, it’s gonna be tempting to test out that bayonet 😉

“What the hell is Zombie Thursday??!!” I hear you ask? Well, it’s the most zombie-tastic day of the week, that’s what In all seriousness (actually it’s not, that’s the point), Thursday is the day I like to dedicate to all things undead. Whether it’s how to guides (zombie traps), survival […]