The video opens with the following text: The following is the second
part of a documentary about a comedian named Randy, whose cameo in the
film “Funny People” is catapulting him to fame.

Laugh Your Dick Off Media Presents Raaaaaaandy

A montage of clips, featuring Aziz Ansari as Randy, is played.

Part Two: Randy’s Process

Aziz Ansari: Who’s the comedian I watch the most? Chris Rock? Eddie
Murphy? No. Randy. I watch my own stuff so I can become a bette
performer.

Shot cuts to Aziz Ansari watching clips of himself.

Aziz Ansari (from clip): I’m not going to take a shit. I’m making you a smoothie.

Aziz Ansari (on couch): Do you see how I said that? (plays clip
repeatedly, mouthing along) In that set, I changed the dance. So it’s,
I’m gonna get my fuck on. I’m gonna get my fuck on. (clip shows the
dance) And the response was way better. Not laughter wise, but afte
the show people were doing the dance. In the future, who knows? I might
be able to make a video where I teach you how to do that dance along
with the other Randy dances.

A set of clips, showing the various Randy dances, are played.

Aziz Ansari: My process is a lot of trial and error. When I said, “You
gotta take a shit,” I would just go down like I was taking a shit.
(clip of this is shown) Which is funny cause it’s like I’ve taken a
shit, but in other sets what I would do is like, “You gotta take a huge
shit.” (spins around while speaking) And people went nuts. (clip is
shown) I did six spins and laughs went up 20%. I look at audio
recordings of my sets…

Shot cuts to Aziz Ansari at a computer.

Aziz Ansari: …wave files. I analyze the peaks and troughs. And that’s how I tell how funny I’m being.

The shot cuts to Aziz Ansari looking through a filing cabinet.

Aziz Ansari: Oh, this is awesome. This is my file cabinet, where I keep
all my jokes. I organize them by topic. This is all material about
getting my dick sucked. This is all material about eating pussy. Right
here, this is all Jewish material. Asian girls I hooked up with.

Shot cuts to Aziz Ansari in a closet.

Aziz Ansari: I’ve even got some old Randy memorabilia here. I think
I’ve got an old headshot in here. Oh, check it out. It’s my old badge.
I used to be a cop. I shot a kid by mistake and I got kicked out. It
was messy.

Randy on the Road

The shot cuts to Randy looking a large map with pushpins in it.

Aziz Ansari: This is the map. These are all the cities I performed in
and I have a little key to help me remember each city. Like, the blue
pin means it was a college gig. The green pin means I was an opener. LP
means I laid pipe, you know, had sex with someone. White pin means,
fingered her but she didn’t touch my dick. Red pin, LC, laid cable.
Means I was able to take a shit at the club. When you go to these
venues sometimes you’re doing multiple shows a night. A guy like me, at
some point, I’m gonna have to take a shit. Most of these are from the
Randy’s Gonna Wet Ya comedy tour. A tour I did with some buddies of
mine.

The shot cuts to Aziz Ansari, Jarrett Grode, Josh Simpson, and Harris Wittels by the side of the road