Here are a few of our favorite Conan O’Brien quotes in this video, completely out of context and in no particular order:

Undetected? I have a bar code on the back of my bald head!

I’m a scarecrow in a cornfield motherf–ker!

There’s a very attractive nude woman in the shower. Why are we seeing that? And how can we make it just be that?

Killing nuns could become a bad… habit.

YEEEEAAAAAH!Seriously, he should have had a pair of sunglasses handy for that last joke. Sorry if I spoiled it for you, but I couldn’t resist linking to the Yeah Button website. I know what I’ll be listening to for the rest of this morning.