EDIT: Since it has so many faves, I decided it needed an upgrade in Photoshop. Enjoy!

lulz

YES, this is what I've been up to.

"Who IS that guy?"

"He's an Asshole, sir."

"I know that. What's his name?"

"That IS his name, sir. Major Asshole."

"And his cousin?"

"He's an Asshole, too."

"How many Assholes are on this ship?"

[Everyone stands up]

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes."

I know, I know. I promised Choices up next. But I'm still not in my right mind, and sine I'm watching this for the billionth time, I thought I would post a little tribute to one of my favorite movies/directors EVAR. Mel Brooks PWNS ALL.