Dick Drawing Disorder.... is disorder that is sweeping the nation, which compels people to draw dicks on everything and anything they can draw on, this disorder is rampant and is ever increasing in sexually frustrated boys in high school.

I think Andres has a mad case of DDD cause he keeps drawing dicks on Padro's wall.

ESTER: Last summer i made one big STUPIDDDD MISTAKE, i frikkin' smoked the blunt. I became a shouting gore head 2pac finder, winnie the pooh hyper shithead that stoled the honey. The days after the stupid drugs got 2 my cheeseburger and fries brain, i became a bad friend. I was one big stupid ass melting in the sun downer. So DDD.

DDD very clearly stands for Double-D Deprivation. This is an extremely common, and quite serious condition, in which one has not seen, let alone come into contact with, a large set of breasts in a very long time.

Possible known side effects include twitching of the eyes, seizures and prolonged periods of shameful masturbation.

John: "What's wrong with Sam? His left eye was twitching during science class and then he went into convulsions."