While it doesn’t completely play the part of a Nude Tuesday story, embelishing the tale to say so just heightens the drama don’t you think?While my normal sensibilities are stunned that someone could a) do this and b)do it in front of their chidldren, my amoral GenX makeup mean my favourite aspect of this tragedy has to be the police officer’s comments, “We do get a lot of domestic violence cases, but not to the extent that it goes as far as cannibalism.”

That and pondering what part of his wife’s face he was eating caused him to choke to death. Something about nose cartiledge appeals here.

Now, if breakdancing wasn’t funky enough, why not do it naked I say. It opens a whole new world of remakes for Flashdance, Fame, and Emilio’s stoned dance sequence in The Breakfast Club.Mike Keat of dance-cabaret-comedy act (isn’t that concept enough to send you to Hillsong for some soul purifying) the Cuban Brothers, confesses to “a few scrotal abrasions”, but rest assured, “I don’t always go nude. It’s kind of a reward if they’ve been a good audience.” Wow, there’s an incentive to clap till your hands fall off.