As you can guess from the name I\'m a history nerd. I\'m always top of my class and I want to be a Professor of history one day :)

I like lots of things including video games! Which can be a funny experience to watch me play as (ask Pippa and Craig) I tend to dance while killing things especially during Mass Effect it seems!!

My musical tastes vary from classical to rock to 1940s to punk but the two I hardly ever like are pop and hip-hop! If you make me listen to Justin beiber or one direction I will kill you!! I love RED

I like Merlin, Criminal Minds, Band Of Brothers, Pacific, Primeval, Sherlock, Firefly, Falling skies etc. (I could keep going forever) I\'m a tad old fashioned and like good manners but I won\'t kill you if yours aren\'t perfect!! XD

I hate having my name shortened!!! My first name is what it should be don\'t make it smaller or death will ensue! I don\'t mind random nicknames though i\'ve been called \'the drunken russian\' \'doc\' \'dr._\' \'Gawain\' \'Russia\' and multiple other things XD

Summary: So you want to survive the Cordyceps apocalypse? Yeah, well, join the club. That's easier said than done, and that's when everything is going your way. Throw in losing your arm and getting dragged off to "civilization" by a sarcastic teenager and her guardian, and you'll be lucky to last the week.

Still think you've got what it takes? Here's a list of rules for if you ever wind up in that situation. You might want to make sure to memorize them. They might not save your life, but at least they'll keep you out of hell a little longer.

Joel/Reader

In response to the "#32 In His Rulebook" challenge by Edible Heart Monster.

Summary: Your purpose was to follow him, your oldest friend and King, in a journey with twelve other Dwarves, a Wizard, and a Hobbit to reclaim Erebor, the rightful home of Thorin Oakinshield and your people. The Maker, however, had other plans for you on the way; love. And with a young and reckless Dwarf with royal blood.

Summary: You're ready to go home for the day when you see a man staring up at you from down below your school building. He then walks inside and chases you. And somehow you meet Logan. You manage to sneak into the back of his truck and thus, your adventure with him begins.

Summary: When you'd murdered your family and went off into hysterics about them turning into zombies, people condemned you as a lunatic and locked you up like the animal you weren't so sure you weren't. But there could be no better proof of your defense when the rest of the world started eating each other just like your family had.

"Now, you listen to me," Rick said, leaning in close to the bars as his voice dropped low in warning. "If I let you out of here, I want your word that you won't run off or turn on me."

You stared at the man as if he's gone mad, but stuck your hand through the bars. "Deal."

Summary: “Soon,” he says, his velvety voice echoing inside of your skull like a bell—you find your heart skipping a beat, mind flashing briefly to a time once before…sometime in the past, you figured. Memories were hard to place these days…but no. He wasn’t the same person anymore.
[Chris Redfield x Reader x Albert Wesker][takes place between the events of Lost in Nightmares and Resident Evil 5]

Summary: There is a point in time where everything you do in your life becomes a step. These steps then turn into a dance. And then this dance, no matter what kind of dance it is, becomes that of a greater, more beautiful dance that only ends when death comes. And lying on your death bed, you can always see just how beautiful the dance has become.

Spencer Reid/Reader (May be a chance of reader/oc on the side at some points)

Summary: Just take his place. That’s all they had ordered.
But they didn’t understand that after the truth was found out, the looks changed. Glances turned to heated stares. Fleeting touches turned into caresses…

Summary: Sometimes a bond is much harder to realize. You are the cousin of Elizabeth Swann. governor Swann takes you in as his daughter at a young age. You of course don't like you cousin toying with Will Turner's emotions because you yourself are in love with him. Will/You

Summary: When you let someone in completely, when you put down your facade and let them feel the real you, feel your heart, soul, your mind, you give a little piece of your heart to them. We all give away our hearts, whether we realize it or not.

Summary: Nikolai Arlovskaya is in love with his older sister. He simply cannot think of anything else besides her luscious, platinum hair... the cold, icy eyes that she cast upon everybody beneath her, nor the lovely scent of lilacs that wafted lazily from her body. He has eyes for nobody else—and that's been final for most of his life. However, in prances a stupid, care free girl who treats the world like her pet. And the funniest thing is... he likes her.

Summary: The radio sounded, shrill and high, pulling you from your reverie.

You turned around at the footsteps, feather soft on the carpet. There was no relief that it wasn't the creature from the basement. Considerably smaller and bound in duct tape, it would have looked almost harmless in its bony form, but its gaping maw held glassteeth.

Monsters, monsters... what the hell was wrong with this town? Why was all this happening to you? [you/Henry]

Summary: As a dedicated Healer at St. Mungo's, you spent more time on work than anything else, even your personal life. So, when word spreads that one of the Healers assigned to the upcoming Triwizard Tournament will be unable to make it, guess who's chosen to take their place? You accept the position, ready to do your best, like always...

You just didn't know that you'd find love along the way. Or that he'd be just as crazy about his job as you are.

Summary: You thought that you were right in guessing that nothing was worse than spending a night with a man you didn't deserve or had the ability to keep. And then you found yourself hunched over the toilet bowl with a pregnancy test in your hand.

Summary: You thought you would be spending your summer in southern France, with your father and his crew, finding cave paintings and digging up bones on an archaeological site. Maybe even getting in a few stolen kisses with your dad’s assistant, Chandler. That was all it was supposed to be.

But somehow, you find yourself transported back in time: 30 000 years before present. Luckily, before a woolly rhinoceros or saber toothed tiger could snatch you up, you’re picked up by a band of early humans. But these humans are like nothing you have ever seen before. And one of them, a young man named Frey, is just as fascinated by you as you are by him.

Summary: As a woman, one with no true connections to the society around you, you choose to wander. Whether you are serving alcohol to London’s finest, or satisfying those who simply walk the streets, you can never find what you truly want.

It wasn’t until you found yourself cleaning up the messes of an untidy detective that everything fell into place.

Summary: What was the meaning behind everything that had occurred? You were raised by Mohawks after your loss off parents due to the War of American Independence. Then, a man named Achilles had taken you in two years later, after running away from the Kanien'kehá:ka.

Summary: Ah, Sunnydale. A happy little town on top of a Hellmouth, drawing all sorts of baddies with its mystical energy and whatever. Sometimes, only sometimes though, there are a few who aren't so bad, and some of those are even kind of nice.

... Although, really, the Slayer calls it like she sees it, and you'd be damned if that wasn't bad luck for you.

Summary: While on a cruise to celebrate your sister's wedding, you mean a very interesting man. Against your better judgement, you decide to have a sweet little vacation fling. But things can never be that simple...