Stop making up things to make yourself look important. You're human, you're either an albino or you don't like sun light. That doesn't mean you're a vampire. Unless you can jump really high, and water burns you. That and the fact that you can bounce back really quick from getting hit by a truck. If you can't do that you're not a vampire. I suggest trying out the truck theory first though.

~ A.L.E. With Love

It's okay if you're fat and you sit there and watch Anime all day. Just as long as you don't touch my soda. God help you if you do...