[sung]It doesn't matter if it is good,It only matters if it rocks.The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.There's no such thing as a rock prodigy,'Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right kg? (right!)Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.And that's why me and kg are classically trainedTo rock your fuckin' socks off!Give 'em a taste kg.[Kg (spoken):] Okay.

That is Bach and it rocksIt's a rock block of BachThat he learned in the schoolCalled the school of hard knocks!

Give it up for kg, give it up for me,Give it up for kg, give it up for me,Give it up for rock,Give it up for blues,Give it up for everything that is not to lose.Now rock your socks off woman,We'll rock your shit up y'all.Give it up children now to freak your shit out!All right!

[spoken]Now I know what a lot of you are sayin':"I just figured out what I'm 'onna do with the rest of my days.I'm 'onna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be the next D." Well I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin' upAt the crack a' noon, for deep-knee rock squats!?Seven or eight at a time!? In a row?How 'bout are you willing to make the commitmentTo rock-hard tasty abs washer-board style?Glistening in the sun. How 'bout are you willin' to make the commitment,Wakin' up, goin' okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?Can't decide: Can't decide: Brain aneurysm!We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonightTo rock your fuckin' socks off. And all we ask in return is so precious little.All we're askin' you to do is drop trou and squeeze outA Cleveland Steamer on my chest.

[sung]2-3-4,Give it up for kg, give it up for me,Give it up for kg, give it up for me,Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,Give it up for everything that is not to lose.Now rock your socks off woman,We'll rock your shit up y'all.Give it up children won't you freak your shit out!All right![ad-lib hollers & screams]