We've all known about the line of Adidas Star Wars merchandise for awhile, but who knew they were gonna drop such a fresh Vader track jacket? Not me, and I know pretty much everything (I'm a college professor in every subject). The $100 abdomen candy even comes WITH A DETACHABLE CAPE AND BREAST PLATE! Unfortunately, you're gonna have to breath heavy on your own. Which shouldn't be a problem for you. Remember that time at the mall when the escalator was broken? You were wheezing.