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Of course they aren't really fighting. Just like in Fish Plays Pokémon, the buttons are mapped to whatever part of the tank they happen to be swimming. Let's watch them go:

Look at them button mash! Here are some player descriptions, according to their owner.

Player 1 — Aquarius

Quick and agile, Aquarius has an aggressive fighting style which relies on rapid movement and flowing combos. However, his headstrong approach in a match can become his undoing when he finds himself running directly into his opponent's fist over and over... and over... and over…

Player 2 — Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce is much more methodical in his technique, often pausing and waiting to counteract his opponents style, then striking at the most opportune moments.