Kendall Jenner retained celebrity reputation defender nonpareil Marty Singer to threaten to sue a New York City waitress who claims Jenner walked out on a bill. Jenner insists she merely forgot to pay the bill and left the restaurant by accident, which is coincidentally previsely what you say when you get caught trying to not pay for shit. The waitress tweeted her version of the events:

“That horrible moment you chase a kardashian down the street because she forgot to pay her bill to be thrown money in your face.”

I remember I once forgot to pay my rent for six months. Boy, that can be embarrassing. Jenner had her unnecessarily dramatic lawyer address the issue in which he mocked the waitress for being of the lowly class of people who need to work to support themselves:

“Although you are working as a waitress at Mercer Kitchen, I understand you are also a struggling actress… You no doubt concocted a fictionalized account of your encounter with my client in order to create publicity for yourself.”

The waitress was at one time on some stupid reality show like most waitresses in New York or Los Angeles so she may have been seeking publicity or what was rightfully owed to her and her business, however you want to frame it. I know a lot of dead convenience store workers who succeeded in making the newspapers. Still, even high school dropouts who stage their daily existence for the television cameras have the right to defend their honor by threatening and belittling their accusers. I’m sure her legal team is currently digging into the waitresses sexual history and credit records to prove just how much of an honest mistake Kendall Jenner made.