This titillating film will surely tickle your fancy and
arouse your senses. Dick Shawn hosts this contest that
features dozens and dozens of dynamite-looking girls. Each of
the girls are trying for the esteemed title of Best Chest
In The West, and as far as I'm concerned, it's a tie
between everyone.

The contest is broken down into three categories:
itty-bitties, middleweights and hefty honeys. Believe me,
these categories do not denote the size of their eyes.

Pat McCormick, Carol Wayne, and Avery Schreiber are the
judges, who also spice up the show with some one-liners here
and there. Candy Samples also comes on stage for a surprise
visit and there are a few famous star look-alikes in the
audience.

The thing that impresses me is the large amount of different
girls, all ready beautiful, so that we never become bored
with an overly-long performance. This is really an hour well
spend for breast aficionados.