Grounds for divorce.

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Guest stufi1997

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Two women meet in the co-op, Hilda says "why so glum pet?" "och , it's ma man" says Mary..."he hasn't spoken to me for a month, and hasn't made love to me for three months"

Hilda say's " so what's up wee him?"

" oh no it's me, somethings no right wee me" says Mary.

Hilda...."hav you checked yersel you know doon there?"

Mary...." don't be daft Hilda ,i'm fat and fifty ..i canna even see it nowadays!"

Hilda....."well do what i do and use a wee mirror the n pet !"

so Mary toddles off home thinkin " i havnae got a wee mirror" ah well nae problem as she lays the bathroom mirror on the floor and stands over it with the perfect view! Just with that her man comes home ,takes one look an throws her to the floor.