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domingo, 29 de abril de 2012

As some of you may know, I play (and commission) a league on fumbbl in honour of the Zlurpnation. Some of you may also remember that I hate Both Down. Thanks to them, I have been expanding the fluff of my team, the Badland Outlaws. Every game has a write up and a lot of players have a biography; I thought I'd share one of those with you today.

Famous Orc Player Profile

BRORT ERALG

To everyone's surprise, and the Coach's eternal bemusement and disappointment, Brort applied for funding to go to the Altdorf College of Blood Bowl.
There, instead of learning traditional Orcy skills, the blitzer discovered magical things to do with the pig-skin. Like pick it up.

Unfortunately for Brort, his elvish tendencies have turned him into the team's whipping boy. Every time he gets near the line, one of the bigger orcs walks over and steals the ball from him.

Did you know?

In a desperate attempt to bulk up and stop the bigger boys picking on him, Brort turned to drugs. They simply made him still thinner and more elf-like, as well as providing him with a free sex change operation. Brort now has her own line of Orcy lingerie.

quinta-feira, 26 de abril de 2012

Just a few days ago, the author of this amazing dugout Das Schwarze Schwein, and proud coach of the accordingly fitting team the Pugwash Pirates , promised to (also) show us his custom pitch!

By now we've all learned better then doubt Neil's word (regardless of being a despicable Blood Bowl buccaneer and all...), and so we've waited. Luckily for us he knows his waters far too well and before we could run a rig, he sent word that the pitch he was about to show us had two teams playing on top of it, therefore he decided to add a game report to the pics of the pitch!!!

Blimey!!!

Pugwash
Pirates vs Racing Slanntander,

Minden Bloodbowl League Season IX

Game 7 for both the Pirates and the Slann,
with this being the fourth encounter between the two teams, Pirates start
favourites as they have won the previous three.
However, the last Pirates game saw them lose their unbeaten record as
the Diabolische Diven (Dark Elves) beat them 3-1, whilst the Slann also went
down to defeat 4-1 against the Skaven of Borussia MönchenRatbach so both sides
are looking for an upturn in their fortunes.

Blind Pugh will be making his debut for the
Pirates; with only one leg and wearing dark glasses, he starts his Catcher
career ranked third behind Eddie Longshanks and Three Legged Pete.

Pre-game

Racing Slanntander had 260,000 Gc to spend
on inducements and chose to hire Helmut Wulf and a Wizard. Pugwash Pirates won the FAME roll (+2) as a
disappointingly low 14,000 fans hopped or buccaneered their way through the
turnstiles. The weather was perfect and the
Pirates won the kick off roll choosing to receive.

Lemmy the Cat, the Assistant Coach!

1st
Half

Despite the low attendance the home fans
make themselves heard granting the Pirates the resolve to overcome misfortune
(extra reroll). This is good because
misfortune, in the form of double skulls, strikes with the very first
block! Rerolled safely though and the
way is open to Helmut Wulf skulking in the rear, pirate assist in place and
Cap’n Jack blitzes, through the armour and KO’d.

‘You will always remember this as the day you almost got to use yer
chainsaw!’

The frogs start to do froggy things in an effort to
screen off the cage and set up a blitz but calamity strikes as the Strength 3
catcher attempts to dodge out - 1, dodge skill 1 - and hurts himself
badly.

The pirates grind their way down
the field knocking out another frog on the way and the Masked Marauder, after
anxiously looking up in to the clear blue sky for signs of lightning, strolls
in for the opening score on Turn 4, Pirates
1 - Slanntander 0.

Racing Slanntander are unable to revive their KO’d
player and set up to receive with just 9 players. They run it down the wing, blitzing a space free
and leaping a defensive screen in place to attempt a two turn equalizer. Unable to blitz the ball carrier directly the
Pirates go all sneaky and orchestrate a complicated series of moves and blocks
culminating in a blitz by ‘gentleman pirate’ Johnny Puddles and a chain push to
shove the ball carrier in to the waiting fans.

The fans then think it very funny to throw the ball at Master Bates the
Ogre who lets it bounce off his forehead and in to space. Johnny Puddles continues his run and picks up
the ball but the pirates having committed most of the team to the scrap are
unable to protect him, and exhausted from the effort of blitzing he is unable
to pass. Racing Slanntander declare a
blitz on the ball carrier but the curse of double one strikes again as a failed
GFI also burns a team reroll and leaves Johnny Puddles free to move the ball
down the field and cage up. He looks
nervously up at the sky once more, but still no sign of lightning. His luck doesn’t last though and the frogs
leap in to the cage, one die block - dodge splat - downed and out, dead! However, Dr Sawbones runs swiftly on to the
pitch and carries out Charming Passer Recovery happily saving Johnny’s life but
sadly reducing his range of movement permanently. The frogs are unable to secure the ball
though and Eddie Longshanks runs over picks it up and hands off to the Masked
Marauder who, with a nervous glance at the sky, once more sets off towards the
endzone. The frogs are unable to reach
the ball carrier so instead the Kroxigor takes out his frustration on Roger the
Cabin Boy, knocking him out.

The Masked
Marauder jogs in for TD number 2 and it’s half time Pirates 2 Slanntander 0.
Where is that Wizard?

Nothing like Half-time Re-Fish-Ments...

2nd Half

The second half starts with the frogs having a
mountain to climb, but back up to 10 and receiving the ball they’re not out of
it yet. The Pirates kick straight down
the middle and high in to the air allowing the AG5 Slann catcher to step
underneath and take a comfortable catch.
Racing Slanntander know they need to score quickly and force a gap in
the centre of the pitch where they build a big frog shaped cage and place a
catcher with the ball in the middle of
it. The Pirates surround the cage and place
tackle zones in a loose screen to make leaping and dodging as hard as
possible. Then using another chain push
they shove the ball carrier one square away from the endzone. The catcher with the ball does what frogs do
best though and Leaps away from the marking Ogre and dodges past the screening
pirate before breaking with Blood Bowl tradition and making a successful GFI
followed by a second successful GFI to score.
Deficit reduced but Pirates still set fair as they line up to receive
the ball next. The Wizard, having
briefly glanced up, sees the Slann score and goes back to reading his book... Pirates 2 Slanntander 1.

What happens next is a demonstration of both the
good and the bad side of playing Slann.

First a linefrog kills himself failing a dodge (despite using a reroll)
before number 7 gets hit so hard by Seaman Staines that he is forced out of the
game and next weeks match up too.

However, a block by Long John, (double skulls rerolled skull and block,
turnover leaving the ball carrier unprotected) followed by a sustained burst of
3 plus rolling, another successful one die blitz on the ball carrier and then
some AG 5 wizardry and the shocked Pirates suddenly find the game tied with a
quarter of it still to go:

Pirates 2
Slanntander 2.

So 2-2 and anybody’s game; the Pirates have a full
crew of eleven on the pitch whilst the Slann are down to 8 however Racing
Slanntander do still have the Wizard up their sleeve not to mention their pesky
AG 5 catcher! The Pirates set up to
receive; leaving a loose square of four players ready to move on to the ball
wherever it lands. Where it lands is
right in the middle of the pitch, the frogs realize they need to grab the
initiative and BLITZ! Things are looking
black for the Pirates all of a sudden, a successful leap over the line of
scrimmage dodge out towards the descending ball……a one, dodge skill, one again
and Nuffle gives with one hand and takes with the other.

The Pirates consider themselves off
the hook there and quickly secure the ball.
They then proceed to press home their numerical advantage; the Masked
Marauder slams a frog lineman in to the ground, leaving him unfit to continue,
and the Ogre KO’s the Kroxigor. The Pirates,
still concerned about the Wizard and the AG5 catcher, move carefully down the
Pitch leaving themselves with plenty of back up plans.

Until finally Eddie Longshanks is able to run
in the winning Touchdown following yet another double one dodge from the Slann
(this one admittedly a little desperate with only 2 frogs left standing on
their webbed feet) and the game is effectively over Pirates 3 Slanntander 2.

The
sky is still clear and the forgetful wizard hasn’t made an appearance, is that
Pirate gold I hear jingling in his pocket?
The frogs just have time to fumble a pass before the ref blows his
whistle and the surviving players troop off for a tot of rum in the Captains
Cabin.

Post Game Musings

The Slann have this ability to get at you anywhere
(and themselves out of any tight spot) as long as they get good dice rolls,
they don’t need great ones just good ones.
They are a very different proposition to any other team in the game, but
they are very weak in the basic skills area and really burn rerolls.

The thing about Wizards is; even though he didn’t
affect the game directly (Peter admitted he forgot he had him!) I spent a lot
of time taking precautions against him and would definitely have placed players
differently had his threat not been there.

A dead (or KO’d) chainsaw wielding maniac is a good
chainsaw wielding maniac.

segunda-feira, 23 de abril de 2012

Geez! MMN really racked up the medals here eh? MMN's own Axtlinge has placed 1st for "best original concept" in the FF-Fields "Team Too Cool" contest!! Congratulations buddy! He has earned himself a custom pitch for his team "Three Chile Burrito Bandits".

Wow, I really wasn't paying enough attention! MMN's own Paul of the Man Cave has placed 2nd for "best original concept" in the FF-Fields "Team Too Cool" contest!! Congratulations mate! He has earned himself a custom pitch for his team "Terracotta Terrors".

domingo, 22 de abril de 2012

"If you have come to look at this game, chances are you're a fan of the boardgame -- and so am I. Blood Bowl is one of the best boardgames ever made; this is your chance to play the same game on your PC. The teams you control are the most famous teams in the Warhammer universe: The Underworld Creepers, The Gouged Eye and Dwarf Giants, to name a few. You take on the role of the coach, and it is your duty to gain the golden trophy."

I hope you enjoy it...if not,well,at least now you have a piece of the Blood Bowl history :)

sexta-feira, 20 de abril de 2012

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Today, Merry Mayhem News is proud to announce something never seen before in this old world port!
A vessel who's awesomeness would make the legendary Flying Dutchman pale in comparison, the home and dugout of the fierce Pugwash Pirates team, sole creation of our friend Neil, a Blood Bowl coach and dugout pirate himself.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me present you first handed images of this year Dungeon Bowl "Best Dugout" award winner, Das Schwarze Schwein !

quarta-feira, 18 de abril de 2012

Mr. Ugroth Bolgrot with his good friend 'Pain'!"-Up there, zee? ZMIIILE !!! Some'unz about to be proper chopped in half'z and betta'z not me!"

"

Yesss, you're right, it is a conversion!Nothing too fancy, just a 3rd Ed. plastic Orc Lineman from the box, with a couple of plasticard and green stuff mods: Iron Jaw - probably something inspired in 40k universe, and the mandatory chainsaw -fondly nicked 'Pain'.

For those still in doubt (or having trouble reading his name on the base), he'll be filling the role of the Orc Star Ugroth Bolgrot, the orc chainsaw wielding lunatic, that will probably do more psychophysical damage to the opponent coach then to the armour of his players!

Since this season I'm having a go with a Chaos Pact team in my league who knows if it will come handy?Either that or I really wanted to try checkers in orc armour!

sexta-feira, 6 de abril de 2012

I would just like to start off by thanking everyone involved in this project - what a rousing success it has been!

Here are all the goblins, next to each person is a # and whether or not they qualify for the raffle prizes. In addition I have added a poll to the blog, please vote for best goblin (conversion, theme, paintjob) - I have a surprise for whoever wins. The poll will be open for one week.