Pale lager - Helles.
Here's how the brewery describe it:
"Nicht nur ein Bier. Eine Weltanschauung. Eine andere Welt. Weltoffen,
metropolitan, kosmopolitsch. Frei und unbeschwert mehr wollen. Raum
für Träume und Sehnsüchte. Genuss ohne Reue."
"Not just a beer. A world view. Another world. Open to the world,
metropolitan, cosmopolitan. Free and unhindered wanting more. Room
for dreams and desire. Enjoyment without regret."
It must be cheap rubbish that tastes like piss if they have to come
up with crap like that to sell it.

Binding Lager Golden Tequila

4.5%

14.5º

Pale lager - Helles. Flavoured with tequila.
I'll let the brewery describe it for us:
"Frech, jung und modern" ("Cheeky, young and modern").
I'll translate: low-quality lager with added sugar, designed to appeal
to consumers too young to know what beer is supposed to taste like.