ITV may have pulled a bloody decent 2018 World Cup whistle-wetter out of the bag today but it pales, pales once compared to the greatest of all time.

We are of course talking about the BBC’s pre-tournament preview for the 1986 World Cup in Mexico, which featured exquisite RP diction, a pulsing power synth soundtrack, sombreros, sweaty Glenn Hoddle, excited Mexican children running through the street and oodles of futbol, futbol, futbol…