Her - OMG! I just saw on facebook he's dumped the bitch he cheated on me with and is now going out with a duck-faced oompa-loompa. I can't stand seeing him with all these girls when he could have been happy with me!!!

Pronounced "more" as opposed to "mower" it was a native, flightless New Zealand bird.
Now extinct (for a couple of hundred years), the 10 various species were eaten to extinction by the early Maori people.
To give an idea of the size of the moa, picture the smallest species being the size of a turkey, and the largest being the size of Big Bird from Sesame Street.
The Moa traditionally lived in the forest and Moa bones can still be found in caves and swamps throughout New Zealand.