tony and rhodey and nicknames!! I'm dying i love it so much! steve and bucky are pissed that they can never compete with tony and rhodey's 20+ year relationship. TONY HAS LITERALLY KNOWN RHODEY FOR 2/3RDS OF HIS LIFE I'M CRYING. but like, what if they celebrate their anniversaries?? maybe rhodey takes them out to a cheesy candlelit dinner with flowers and everything and tony loves it but the other two are PISSED AF (rhodey silently laughing his ass off when he spots them spying on their date)

Lmao at the idea of Tony getting all jittery in one of his nicer suits and Thor thinks 'finally these idiots have gotten the balls to ask Tony out’ and says, “Hot date, Tony?” Darcy will be super proud of his correct wording later.

‘These idiots have not gotten the balls to ask Tony out.’ “Oh. I wasn’t aware that you were seeing someone.”

Tony scoffs. “Yes you were, Thor, don’t fucking lie.”

Thor considers throwing Tony out the window even though he knows he never actually will because Midgardians are delicate and also apparently frown upon getting over their differences by brawling. It’s nice to dream.

And then Rhodey shows up wearing his dress uniform and looking very handsome and Thor is very confused because he was not aware Tony and Rhodey were romantically involved.

“I got you a gift,” Rhodey says, smug. “It’s a friendship bracelet.”

“EEE.”

“I also got your gift to me. I’m not sure that I’ll be able to eat a Whitman’s Sampler as big as my bed before everything goes stale but I’m sure as hell going to try.”

Tony doesn’t even care. It’s one of those new loom bracelets and it’s red and gold and it’s got a fucking WAR MACHINE CHARM ON IT AAAAHHHH.

Thor thought he was beginning to understand Midgardians but now he has literally no idea. Rhodey and Tony step into the elevator to go to their dinner.

Thor lets out quite possibly the unmanliest yelp when Steve and Bucky bolt out of the common kitchen, nearly foaming at the mouth. “JARVIS, where are they going?!” “I really couldn’t say–” “YES YOU COULD.” JARVIS sighs and tells them the address. They opt not to wait for the elevator to come up and just pound down the stairs.

“You haven’t even seen the half of it,” JARVIS replies, definitely sounding amused.

“It’s our anniversary,” Tony tells the waitress delightedly.

“Oh how nice,” she says, smiling. “How long have you been together?”

Tony frowns. “Oh, god, thirty years? I was fourteen when we met. How old am I?”

“Jesus Christ,” Rhodey laughs, and then laughs again when he sees Bucky and Steve glowering at him from across the restaurant. “It’s our friendship anniversary,” he adds to the waitress, just to make sure she doesn’t bring out a dessert to share or anything. Tony doesn’t share his dessert. He’s proved that already.

Instead of giving them a weird look, like so many other waiters and waitresses before her, she beams at him. “That is so adorable. I wish I had a friend like that!”

“But seriously how old am I. What year is it.”

“He measures days weird,” Rhodey adds when he sees how horrified the waitress has become. “The iPhone seven just came out.”

“I’M FORTY-FIVE.”

“Oh my God.”

Rhodey feeds Tony from his fork just to watch Steve and Bucky squirm angrily in their seats. They’ve ordered food but the waiter is already rolling his eyes and bringing out boxes because they haven’t touched a bite. But he could do more to piss them off. “Hey, you wanna hold hands?”

“I always wanna hold hands,” Tony answers immediately, and holds his hand out to him, smiling when he takes it.

Steve starts to stand, furious, and Bucky tugs him back down into his seat.

Rhodey bites the inside of his cheek not to burst out laughing and give them away. “Hey, you wanna take a walk after dinner?”

“I’d rather just go home and cuddle and watch Sharknado so we can make fun of it.”

This shit just happens by itself, Rhodey thinks giddily when Bucky’s face goes red with rage, because he’d obviously heard ‘cuddle.’ God. This was comedy gold. “Okay but only if I get to be the big spoon.”

Tony snorts. “I think we both know that I was always going to be the little spoon.”

Steve has to keep Bucky from pulling a knife out and throwing it at Rhodey.

Rhodey doesn’t even care because this is the most beautiful thing ever and he’s only sorry that he wasn’t able to tape it for Pepper.

// woah anon take it easy and don’t strain yourself!! If you feel dizzy don’t overdo it! I hope you feel better! also; the flood gates have opened df up and you guys are flowing in lmao there’s so many cute requests including this agh you’ll all be the death of me!!

THEN WE HAVE THESE ANGST ANONS OVER HERE ASKING FOR MC DYING OR SOMETHING ON VALENTINE’S DAY AND NO STOP THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS SADNESS AND DESPAIR GET BACK ILL GET THE PITCHFORK

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Zen:

- He had plans to see a movie tonight with you, but he noticed how much more paler you looked– And how you sounded hoarse. As soon as you begin to sway before heading out the door, he knows you two need to stay home tonight. The movie could wait. Swoops you up so fast and runs back inside with you lmao

- You were very apologetic– But he quickly dismissed your ’ im sorries ’ and told you not to worry about anything. He went to the medicine cabinet and got a few brightly colored pills along side a glass of water, bringing you over to the bed and laying you down.

- He still had gifts for you, but he wanted you to try and rest up instead. You’d get a present after every nap! He exclaimed happily. He lays with you, running his fingers through your hair comfortingly as he brings a blanket up to your chin, tucking you in. You were uncomfortably hot– But you knew staying warm would be best. He’ll play a movie if you like– A romantic 80’s chick flick and you two eat valentines chocolate together in the dark. how lovely.

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Jumin:

- He noticed you just didn’t seem right. He asked if everything was alright, which you assured him all was fine– You didn’t want to ruin tonight of all nights.

- But you couldn’t even make it out to the car! He had to catch you, it was frightening. He tells Driver Kim to head home, he was going to say in with you tonight.

- Despite your pleas, he sets you down on the couch and gets you some medicine. It was just another day, no big deal. You and him can get dinner again some other time. He gets you some water and your favorite chocolates– Not too much because he doesn’t want you to get even sicker. Cuddles with you and Elizabeth for the night, he’ll read to you if you’d like. Whatever you want too! No matter the rating lolol

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Yoosung:

- Literally as soon as you start coughing he’s just “ are you OKAY ” and doesn’t want to leave without you taking something, but you’re so shaky and he cant have you going out like that– What if you faint or something bad like that in public? He’d be really scared. So tonight, you two are staying in. No arguing about it!

- He looks so cute in his tux and you’re still in fancy clothes so he’ll sit with you in bed with some candles and champagne– He barely even drinks it because he’s a lightweight, but he hopes it might help you sleep better.

- Turns on a movie and snuggles with you, you ask him not to get too close since you don’t want to get him sick but this man is a Risk Taker ™ so he’ll do it anyways. However he does end up getting sick so you two are ill for the next few weeks. Hey, at least it’s alone time?

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Jaehee:

- She had everything planned out perfectly, she isn’t one for cliché gifts such as teddy bears or chocolate– Will get you a single red rose and a stunning rose gold bracelet as well as a dinner under the stars. But– sometimes everything doesn’t go accordingly. She knows you better than you know your own damn self so you better believe she knows you’re sick before you do.

- Goes into mom mode and won’t allow you to go out, its not fair to yourself as well as others to be out and about while ill. She promptly puts you back to bed, and says how dinner can wait for another night! She’ll be here with you anyways. Suggests watching one of Zen’s films ( preferably promiscuous jalapeño ) while she gets you something to eat, totally pampers you for the rest of the night.

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Seven:

- He was so nervous about tonight, he spent a lot of time putting something together– but the moment he notices you’re ill he drops all that right away. Picks you up bridal style from the car– making horrible ambulance siren noises while running you back inside. No way you were going out sick! He didn’t want anything bad to happen.

- Tucks you full burrito mode into the bed and puts on a race car movie, not exactly romantic but that’s what makes it so cute. He offers to make you soup but he’s not the best at it. He tries though! Sneaks you chocolate even though he knows you shouldn’t have much. Doesn’t go overboard. Brings in a huge bouquet of flowers to your beside as a gift, good god seven hes acting as if youre dying

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V:

- He was going the classic route, a dinner at your favorite place. Card, some gifts and flowers. He did have other plans to show you his love.. Material things aren’t always enough. But as soon as he cups your cheek to kiss you; you’re burning to the touch. He knows you’re sick right away, you beg him not to fuss– you’ll be fine, but he knows better. You shouldn’t push your body past it’s limits– you’ll only get sicker.

- He lays you down in bed, getting a thin blanket so you’re not too hot as well as a cold water bottle to place on your forehead. He strikes me as the dad friend who’s prepared for anything, so he totally has a fully stocked medicine cabinet. Gets you anything and everything needs your help so he doesn’t grab the wrong pill bottle though that would be bad and lots of affection throughout the night. Makes some amazing chicken soup that’s gonna want to make you get sick more often lmao

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Saeran:

- Would be brutally honest, you look and feel sick MC. No sugar coating, flat out says we’re staying home. It’s actually what he wanted originally, there would be so many people out tonight.. He knew it would have been overwhelming for him and he wouldn’t be able to focus on you like he should be.

- Tells you to sleep it off, he’ll be here in the morning. You play the “ but it’s valentine’s day! ” card and he shushes you, it’s just a day. He can show his love to you whenever you want, there doesn’t need to be a day dedicated to it.. Thats silly. If you ask, he’ll snuggle with you. It’s risky since he’s prone to getting sick more easily than others, but he’ll risk it regardless. He had some.. Well, plans so to speak for tonight; but you and him can’t do something like that when you’re sick lolol

Her she is! My version of Apple White in Ballet class! I couldn’t be any happier with the way she turned out! What did I do? I used a Dragon Games Apple head and placed it in a naked Apple body. Then, I changed her lip color from pink to bright red to match her dress. I gave her a basic ponytail hairstyle I saw on some ballerinas online and decided it was perfect. Can you believe there aren’t any Apple dolls with ponytails from Mattel? That will make her stand out from the others! I placed one of the headbands with a crown that came with the Getting Fairest Apple, pierced her ears and added some cute apple earrings. I found the necklace in an accessory drawer I have and painted it gold (it was red). I added a gold bracelet from that same drawer and I painted a bow belt gold. I added basic fishnet leggings and painted the Maddie’s budget ballerina shoes from gold to black and red. As for the beautiful dress she’s wearing, I got it from Haunt Couture! Such beautiful detail, fantastic quality and overall an amazing work of art! I recommend you check their shop for one of a kind outfits for your dolls. And there she is! The complete look. I hope you guys like how she turned out! Now she’s definitely worth of being part of my Apple White collection! <3

You groaned as you rolled over on your other side, pulling the sheets over your head. You heard Lin chuckle and then the sheets were thrown off of you, revealing your pajamas (which was Lin’s ‘Mr. Write’ shirt, gray basketball shorts, and Mickey Mouse socks) and your bandaged limbs. Your hair was a mess, fluffy and tangled and sprayed all over the pillows. You were curled up in the fetal position and was sleeping comfortably until Lin woke up at seven o'clock in the goddamn morning and decided to wake you up too.

You screeched like a pterodactyl and grabbed for the sheets and Lin grabbed your arms and dragged you off the trundle bed, your body laying on the soft carpet floor. You heard Lin murmur a swear in Spanish before picking you up bridal style and carrying you into the kitchen, sitting you on a stool at the counter. Your laptop was sitting open, ready to be used and with the charger plugged into the wall outlet. Lin ruffled your hair, making it messier, before opening the fridge in search of breakfast.

You yawned and stretched, turning on your laptop and typing in your password. You opened your email to find a new email from an address you haven’t seen in a while. You opened it and found a good size poem typed in a cursive font

“Go out and do something. You’ve been sitting in your room all summer,” Your best friend, Yeri pleaded with you. She was concerned. You hadn’t left your room since the ends of school. You still got out of your room to do obvious things like eat, shower, or to go to the bathroom but you didn’t bother to go out. What would be the point.

“It’s only the ending of June,” You said, shooing her. You just wanted her to go away. Apart from her, you had no friends to hang out with anyway, and you had an overwhelming feeling that she was getting tired of you. The only reason that she was still talking to you was that you shared a house. The rest of your friends had all left for the summer. Your smaller suburban town in China didn’t have much to do, so you didn’t blame them. And you didn’t want to leave your warm bed, and your loyal books.

In honor of Brian Jacques birthday, please enjoy this short little fic about our beloved author. And the music I wrote while typing. Enjoy, my beloved and fellow Redwallers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1IVZpk_rVo

The elderly man sat back in a wooden whicker chair, and surveyed his kingdom through squinted eyes as the sun shone down brightly, chasing away clouds with amble attitude.

“My, my. No clouds? Whatever will England do?” He chuckled, pulling off dirt covered gray gloves. Sighing, content with his self-inflected exhaustion, he reached over for his cooling drink. Downing the citrus tea heavily ladened with mint, he closed his eyes to take in the sounds of his garden. Sparrows were arguing amongst themselves, and he chuckled. “What, not enough worm food? I promise, there are plenty of bugs in my garden. Hey! You there!” He sat up straighter, addressing a rabbit. The brown creature froze amongst the carrots, nose twitching, ears erect. “Don’t be poking around in there, they ain’t ripe yet.” The rabbit shot off like an arrow, away from the luscious garden. Chuckling, the old man stood up, wincing as his knees and back cracked. “Well, you’re no Dorothea Duckfontein Dillworthy, that’s for sure. She’d not only have stood her ground, but stuffed ‘em in her mouth while telling me off.”

Placing his straw hat upon his barren crown, the man strode through his garden, vegetables and flowers alike growing greatly under his kind and loving care. Basket in tow, he began to pick the labors of his efforts. Some potatoes and carrots for the evening stew, with some mushrooms and peas to be thrown in. Pausing, he stared at his brown shoes. Hmm…I need some spices. Onions, too, maybe? I think my stomach can still handle them. His storm colored eyesglanced towards the flowers, and he gave a thoughtful thrown, approaching the flower bed with careful steps, minding the sleeping dog nearby.

“Excuse you,” He said softly, approaching bright blue flowers. “I do believe that you’ve gotten a bit wild and grown all over the place, way out of your sectioned spot, I believe.” The cornflowers he addressed responded saucily, dancing in the breeze that picked up. Imagining a flushed but rather strong willed lady mouse, he laughed, waking the dog. “Apologies,” He said to his companion. “I believe she becomes sassier with age. Well, I suppose I’ll have to trim this section of the garden. Hmm…looks like I need to trim the columbines too.” His eyes caught a flash of red, and he looked softly towards the rose bushes swaying. “Ahh, rose.” He said softly, sorrowfully. He approached, reaching out to caress a blossom, as if he were comforting a child. Pulling back, he let out a curse as his fingers slipped, gripping hold of the ever sharp thorns. Pulling back and examining his palm, he looked at the embedded thorns. “Well now, how…”

His words trailed off, mists swirling around him. He could hear the entrancing sound of Celtic music thrumming in his ears and pounding in his heart. He could feel the blood dripping from his palm as he spun around. Behind him stood a giant abbey of brilliant red brick, Virginia creepers crawling amongst her sides. The tolls of the twin bells sounded and around him like misty ghosts, characters appeared, all laughing and running towards the sound. It smelled as if a feast had been prepared. A sound of thunder and lightening. He stood near a mouse maiden who was clenching her fists like him, blood dripping where thorns had embedded themselves. He saw a warrior spirit rising from her. He saw dancing around her a ship tossing on grey stormy waters. He saw her tied to the mast within in the storm, facing the odds head on while crews of pirates laughed under her. He saw a giant black water cave filled with treasure and evil. Sharks and chains seemed to be in her future. Yet somehow she was at the Abbey, with all of that behind her? He reached out to ask her, but she whirled away, dancing with the sword. It shimmered like snow freshly fallen after a blizzard. The red pommel danced like her eyes as she parried and thrust at her foes. She wore a tunic of bright red and had silver and gold bracelets on her wrists. She was dancing in front of fire, now flipping over it. A group of hares and otters danced around her, and there seemed to be three male mice for different talents and stature fighting for her attention. However, she seemed the most at peace sitting next to a large Badger Lord, just calmly discussing scrolls and maps. Brian tried to call out for her attention. Surely, he had to learn her name at least! The music was hitting a frenzy in his ears now. As he stepped forward, he was stopped by a friendly paw. He looked over his shoulder at Martin, who merely smiled and shrugged.

“Martin, who is that mouse? What is her name?” Brian asked in bewilderment, trying to glance once again at the dancing mouse maiden.

“Old friend,” Martin laughed, watching the party as well. “She’ll reveal her name in time. You simply must write her story.” He then shoved playfully at Brian. “Now! Go! Write!” And with that, the mouse snapped his fingers.

Waking up with a start, Brian sat up with a jolt. He was back in his whicker chair, not a clue as to how he had gotten there. The rose clutched tightly in his palm, he shivered as he felt cold drops descending down. His faithful friend sat next to him, wagging his tail.

“Well, it appears that it is once again time to start back up at the typewriter.” Brian said in a haze, looking around him with a mystified smile. “He’s appeared again, you know, old chum, and you won’t believe who he introduced me to this time. Come, I’ll tell you all about her.”

Anonymous said: Can you write a Harry imagine where Y/N is a famous actress and she’s dating Harry and she is receiving an award for best kiss with her co-star and Harry gets jealous? I love your imagines. They are awesome sauce.

thanks, Love!

“Baby, are you ready to go?” You turned around to see Harry leaning against the doorframe. You smiled and nodded. You picked up your clutch and your phone and walked up to Harry. “Well don’t you look gorgeous?” He smiled, wrapping an arm around your waist and the other hand caressing your cheek.

You grinned and wrapped your arms around his neck. “Thanks,” you pecked his nose. “And you look hot,” you winked. He was dressed in black skinnies with a black button down shirt topped off with a black blazer and black boots.

He smirked before ducking forward to place a kiss on your lips. “Mm,” you hummed before pulling away. You giggled when you saw his lips were now red because of your lipstick. You wiped his lips with your thumb. “Got a little lipstick on your lips. ” you mumbled.

“S'okay,” he shrugged before placing another kiss on your lips. You smiled and pulled away once again. He smiled and wiped his lips with his thumb this time. He pecked your nose become grabbing your hand that was wrapped around his neck.

“Let’s go.”

• •

“Y/N!” You turned around and saw the boys walking up to you guys. You grinned and let go of Harry’s hand to hug the boys.

“hello, boys.” You pulled Niall into a hug first before hugging Liam, then Louis last.

Harry took your hand in his before pulling you to your seats. “Let’s go sit down, the shows ‘bout to start.”

• •

You were seated next to Harry when the show started. Your hands were intertwined together, resting on his lap.

“Hello, Los Angeles!” Danica mckellar said through the microphone. “It’s a pleasure to be here tonight to present the best kiss award!” Everyone cheered and clapped. “Now, here are our five nominees,”

The top five nominees for best kiss was- the amazing spider-man, Emma stone and Andrew Garfield. Fifty shades of grey, Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. The fault in our stars, Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort. Captain America, Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans. Then your movie with Logan Lerman.

“And the winner is-,” Danica opened the envelope and grinned. “Y/N Y/L/N and Logan Lerman!”

Everyone clapped and cheered. Harry kissed your hand before letting it go. You stood up and walked up the stage where Logan stood with the award in his hands.

You walked up to Danica and kissed her cheek before standing next to Logan who hugged and kissed your cheek.

“Would you like to speak?” Logan asked, pointing towards the microphone.

You nodded. “Uh-hi. Wow um- I don’t know what to say, really. Uh- thanks for everyone who voted and everyone who made this movie happen,” you breathed out before continuing, “I’d also like to thank my co-star, Logan, for this award. Without that kiss, this wouldn’t be in my hands. So thank you! And thank you guys once again! Goodnight!”

You and Logan were escorted backstage after you finished with your speech. You turned around and hugged Logan.

“Take the award home with you,” you heard Logan say.

You pulled away and grinned. “Are you sure?” You asked.

He nodded. “Yeah, of course,” he nodded. “Know lets get back to our seats. ”

• •

When you walked back to your seat, you tried to grab Harry’s hand, but he would just move his hand. You frowned, but didn’t say anything.

The show was coming to an end and you couldn’t be happier.

“Have a goodnight, Los Angeles.” The announcer said through the microphone

You jumped out of your seat and looked down to see Harry standing up slowly.

“Harry,” you said softly, putting a hand on his shoulder. He shrugged your hand off. You ignored the pang in your heart. “Harry, baby, we’ve been over this. ”

“Doesn’t matter,” he mumbled. He walked passed you and towards Ed.

“What’s up with him?” Louis asked when he was standing in front of you.

You sighed. “He’s jealous. ”

Louis laughed and shook his head. “That boy, I swear. ” he mumbled.

“Tell me about it,” you muttered. “Well, I’m going to go talk to him. Bye boys. ” you waved at the boys and walked towards Harry who was talking to Ed.

“Hey, Y/N, congratulations on the award,” Ed said, hugging you.

You smiled. “Thanks, Ed. ”

“Well, I’ll leave you two lovebirds. ” and with that, Ed walked towards the boys.

You walked around Harry to stand in front of him to see his brows furrowed and his bottom lip jutted out.

“Harry,” you sighed. “C'mon, don’t be jealous. I already told you that it was just for a scene. That’s all. No feelings for Logan. ”

“Heard that,” you turned around and saw Logan walking past you with a grin on his face.

“Sorry, Logan.” You chuckled.

“Mhm, no feelings. ” Harry muttered before crossing his arms over his chest.

“For fucks sake, styles,” you wanted to stop your foot like a five year old kid who didn’t get what they wanted, but you refrained. “I love you and only you. It’s just a peck, that’s all. It only happened once. I told you that there was a kissing scene before we filmed the movie. We already had this talk. ”

“I know,” Harry muttered. “I just don’t like it when someone kisses you, is all.”

“It was only Logan,”

He scoffed. “And other people from your past movies. ”

“Harry, we’ve been together for two years, stop being so damn jealous,”

“Okay, okay,” he sighed. “I’m sorry. ”

You rolled your eyes. You knew he was still jealous, but he’ll get over it. “Yeah, yeah. Now, guess what?” You grinned.

“What?” He grumbled.

You grinned. “I won my first award!” You shrieked.

Harry couldn’t help but grin at how excited you are about getting your first award. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pecked your lips. “you did,” he nodded. “And I’m proud of you. Even if it was for kissing someone. More like snogging.”

You slapped his chest before you felt someone tap your shoulder. You turned around and smiled when you saw Andrew Garfield and Emma stone standing in front of you.

“Hi, we just wanted to say congratulations,” Emma grinned before pulling you in a hug.

“Thanks,” you pulled away and hugged Andrew.

“Congratulations,”

“Thanks.” You grinned.

“Alright, well, we’ll leave you two,” Emma said before leaving.

“Oi, Y/N,” you rolled your eyes and turned around to see Niall walking up to you, the boys trailing behind him. “Forgot to congratulate you,” he hugged you and kissed your cheek.

“Aw, thanks Niall,” you pulled away and kissed his cheek.

“Congratulations, love,”

You hugged Liam and Louis and kissed their cheeks. You wrapped your arms around Harry. He wrapped an arm around your shoulder and kissed your temple.