Hell, Michigan

Apparently Hell, Michigan is going to have fun with tomorrow’s date, planning some fun town celebrations, but not all town residents are amused.
Elsewhere, Topor Indy notes a variety of other people’s plans (USA Today article) for the “satanic” holiday that is the day of my birth, the 38th anniversary of Robert Kennedy’s death, and the 62nd anniversary of D-Day, among other events.
Apparently, it’s also National Yo-Yo Day.
The world’s odds of surviving the day: 100,000 to 1, according to an online bookmaker.
No word on what the town of Heck, Michigan feels about all of this.