So last night I ended up at a friend's house since he didn't want me to be alone all day on christmas. One of his cousins (maybe 8 years old) walked into the room I was in and screamed then dragged my friend out to tell him about her suspicion that I'm actually an alien. He asks why I'm an alien and she's all "But she has blue hair!!! and earrings in her face!!!" After that I kept making vague references to "the home planet." Then like an hour later another of my friend's cousins comes in with his new girlfriend who had bright red hair and tattoos. She started freaking out again because "there's another one!" I found the whole thing hilarious, and it was enough to turn my day around since it had been pretty crappy before that.