In internet abnormal is considered normal while normal is considered abnormal. Your comment is very normal in IRL POV but very abnormal in Internet's POV which it is normal for being abnormal in internet.

the first or second James woods episode of Family Guy. ie (oo piece if candy)
Then a boat bigger than Titanic filled chloroform to disorient. (covering bases)
Lastly find island with no human inhabitants and modern tech.