NAKED MAN GONE WILD!!!!

We all know that crazy things happen on public city transportation from time to time. But this one takes the cake. Incidents range from people talking to themselves, people acting out, and sometimes we might see a big argument. You will raise an eyebrow or two at this new story.

It was reported that Keith Dean, 49, was riding the Metro train in Houston, but not just riding the train and minding his business… he was actually riding the metro, being fairly loud and …naked. YES, NAKED! It has been said that two police cops were called to the scene and Dean then sprayed the cops with pesticide spray. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? They aren’t roaches or ants Kevin, what are you doing?

A witness said Dean stepped off the train and proceeded to lunge at the policemen, attacking and punching them. I guess he was a little too weak for that punch because after he tried to perform knockoff boxing skills, he fell to the ground where the policemen then tasered him. Dean was arrested and taken into custody.

Ben Marquina, who recorded the incident on his mobile, said: “The cop showed a lot of restraint after getting punched like that.”

A Houston police spokesman said: “We commend these two officers for their actions in bringing a volatile situation to a safe conclusion.

“The male clearly struck our officer, who in turn used sound judgement in holding his composure and gaining control of the scene – thanks to assistance from his partner.”

Dean has been charged with two counts of assault on a public officer. His lawyer Markay Stroud argued that Dean was not acting irrationally when he appeared in court.