Is Halle Berry getting Oksanaed?

There are many interesting facets to this increasingly public and bitter war between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Needless to say, the sh-t they’re throwing at each other is straight up first class smut. But note also the outlets they’ve resorted to using.

Halle, the more famous of the two, gets People Magazine and Us Weekly. Gabriel meanwhile has to stay with Radar Online which is also owned by the same company that runs The National Enquirer and Star Magazine. It’s now a game of tabloid spin. And each is accusing the other of being a sh-tty parent.

Yesterday, through her rep, Halle released a sharply worded statement to People.com about why she’s fighting for custody of Nahla: "Halle has serious concerns for her daughter's well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her. She has attempted to resolve these custody issues amicably with her daughter's father, Gabriel Aubry, directly, but given his lack of cooperation, Halle has no choice but to seek swift judicial intervention.”

Those are fighting words. She’s basically telling the world that he could jeopardise the safety of their child. And Halle just dropped out of New Year’s Eve so that she could devote all her energy and resources to taking Gabriel down.

Gabriel, as you’d expect, isn’t bending over for her. Now his people are telling Radar Online that Halle is a jealous freak, and is trying to control him. That the nastiness started when she found out that he was seeing Kim Kardashian. Then Halle supposedly hired a private detective to follow Gabriel around. But the “source” says that Gabriel has saved up incriminating emails and texts and voice messages from Halle that will prove she’s the unstable one in the relationship and is warning that he’ll drop those bombs if she doesn’t stop trying to take his kid away from him.

Is Halle about to get Oksana Grigorievaed?

Tricky, this one.

Who do you believe?

Well, in absence of any real evidence beyond the he-said-she-said variety, he allowed himself to be photographed next to that Kardashian. With all her cameras and sh-t. In the world of sh-t vs diarrhoea, Olivier Martinez vs Kardashian, Kardashian HAS to be the diarrhoea, non?