The White House Gets Kinky

By

Anne S. Lewis

Updated Dec. 27, 2001 12:01 a.m. ET

Will someone out there find Kinky Friedman a wife -- please? Here's a 57-year-old, never-married, nice Jewish boy with a really, uh, marvelous personality. He's a country songwriter whose band, the Texas Jewboys, immortalized songs like "They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore," "An A---hole from El Paso," and that all-time feminist fave, "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed." He toured with Dylan in the '70s and once offered refuge to a fugitive Abbie Hoffman. He's a close friend of Willie Nelson; he's tight with Don Imus. He's also a prolific mystery writer who will...