She didn't die. She took notes...

Challenging one of literature’s most notorious unreliable narrators, Dolores Haze, the infamous and fictitious Lolita, has grown up and is facing the greatest challenge a trauma survivor can: possible happiness. The love of her life has proposed and while he goes out for Chinese food in the middle of the night, she breaks the space/time continuum and turns her childhood bedroom into a court to put Humbert Humbert on trial. With the aide of Helen of Troy, Salome and the young version of herself, Lolita, she can enlist their stories to learn her own history and make Humbert admit, under oath, that there is no such thing as a “nymphette?”