Summary: Miss Granger and Prof. Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.

Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

I'm reading this AGAIN. Mostly because I find it utterly hilarious, but also because I am trying to work out why you this Ralph Fiennes plays Voldy like he is in this. I'm starting to get what you meant. Also, my mum still won't let me try blowing up pop tarts. I was very considerate too. I mean, I never said I wouldn't clean up afterwards, I would pay for the pop tart and duct tape myself. However, she fails to understand that it would be a useful and scientific proceeding. She feels that is would be a waste of a toaster and highly dangerous. I shall have to educate her. She won't let me leave a tomato sauce bottle for 5 years and then open it to watch the ketchup explode everywhere either. It's really very depressing, the family I have to put up with.

~Meda~

Author's Response: Hahaha, thank you so much, Meda. I never know whether I can't take Ralph Fiennes seriously because of this or the other way around, but he just seems so goofy to me. As for the tomato sauce thing... that sounds HILARIOUS. I need to try that. You think your family's insufferable? My brother and sister and I were singing the Ballad of Sweeney Todd in the car in PERFECT three-part harmony, and my parents made us shut up so they could talk about what restaurant we wre going to eat at. Argh.

Summary: Tonks and Remus love each other, but Remus has been afraid of hurting Tonks, so for a long time he denied his feelings for her. Now that they've put their issues aside, they're married and happy, but for how long? Voldemort is rising in power by the day, threatening to destroy good magic. Will Tonks and Remus be able to survive the battle?

Summary: Ginny Weasley feels abandoned when her family dies. As she stands at their grave she promises to avenge their deaths. She leaves her former life as Ginny Weasley. She is now known as Xanthe Gwynne, a new prominent Death Eater.

Every tear has been shed. All that’s left is the bitter taste of vengeance.

This was a very interesting beginning. There is so much that I am curious to hear more about. Why is Ginny doing this is the first one that comes to mind. There is also the question of why, if she chose to be a Death Eater, "Despair rushed over her as she realised what she had done." This was a very promising start and I would love to hear some more of it. I was especially impressed by the way you kept the flow of the story going while moving from an interrogation to a casual conversation, to another deadly battle of wills. Excellent work.

Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find themselves in a Muggle hotel in Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice. During an enthusiastic snowball fight, Harry and Ginny step through a stone circle that transports them seventeen years into the past. This may be the only chance Harry has to spend with his parents, and it may also be what he needs to figure out his relationship with Ginny.

The warning is for later chapters.

Edit: So, this was originally strictly a Harry/Ginny fic, but Ron and Hermione kept trying to get together too, so I felt like I had to change the category. And there's a bit of Lily/James in there too, though they're already married, and I've also added a bit of Remus/Tonks. Poor Sirius is the only Singleton (though he may manage to get a girl of his own)!

Edit: This story was cannon until after Deathly Hallows came out, so I changed it to Alternate Universe, but it's still pretty close to cannon. Only a few things will end up being different when the story ends.

Edit: I've changed all of the chapter titles to the titles of Christmas songs that I felt reflected the events in the chapters best. Tell me what you think! Does it fit?

Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

*is hysterical* Now, if you'll all sit here quietly, these very kind people in white coats would like a word. Your padded cells may have walls in a colour of your choice. They also come with a free complimentary rubber frog. And free apples and bananas, as I'm all for five-a-day.

Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.

So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!

I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.

Summary: When Hermione falls in love with her red-haired best friend, she comes to realize that holidays are no help at all. Features secret agent Hermione (theme song included!), semi-psychotic Ginny, smugly smirking Harry, Quidditch kit Ron, snowball fights, breaking and entering, presents, stolen clothes, owl poop, broken platters and a truly spectacular hexing of Malfoy.

This is a very, very special story. Not only is the plot perfect and the idea portrayed flawlessly, it is also an idea that no one else could ever had had, nor will ever have again. I can find no faults or problems with it, the style is consistent and captures both events and emotions with a voice which is so fluid it is hard to believe that this as written by more than one person. I absolutely loved this story, and you should both be very proud of it.

~Meda~

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading this story and taking the time to review. I am so happy you enjoyed it.

Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Summary: We all know Loony Luna Lovegood, the crazy girl in Ginny's year who believes in Nargles and Crumple-Horned Snorkacks simply because there's nothing proving she shouldn't, but in this fic you will meet the loony strong, determined woman who ends up leading an army (despite the fact that the prompts never mention anything like that).

ROTFLMAO! OK, that was neither the most sophisticated nor the most helpful comment, but I loved the story very much and it make me laugh very hard at a time when I was feeling a little stressed, so thank you! I'll just highlight a few of my favourite lines:

“I dig up beans, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory, on Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.”

“Oh that was my ceiling fan, Frank. He’s very aggressive.”

Except for poor Harry, who was trapped in a sock on a small island, inhabited solely by Nargles, without his chocolatewackosockamajigger to ward them off, until Luna and her army or Elgrans rescued him.

Summary: As war rages around them, Remus and Tonks are pulled along with the tide. New, prejudical laws are passed, and the couple must take drastic action in order to stay together. When the climactic battle arrives, Tonks must make an impossible, heartbreaking choice. Follow the couple through the timeframe of Deathly Hallows. DH spoilers abound!

As the outline has expanded, the originally intended three chapters of this story have turned into twelve chapters of R/T goodness. :-)

awwww bless them. I'm so glad he came back, though obviously I knew he would and that was mostly in the last chapter anyway. But you've just captured them so well, their reactions are just right. I like the reference to Harry knowing that Remus thought he was right, too.

lol (I hate it when people just write lol - it seems so inadequate, so I thought I'd better write another bit in brackets explaining that I wasn't just writing lol. Anyway I love this story, but I want to know what happened next)

Author's Response: Thank you, and thanks for explaining your lol! Hmmm... I\'m guessing what happens next is whatever leads to the epilogue? I\'m sorry, I didn\'t give much thought to the aftermath, since I wrote this for some challenge and never submitted it until more recently.

Summary: It's Teddy Lupin's first year at Hogwarts. As an orphan, he has bounced backwards and forwards between his grandmother and his godfather. Follow him on a journey where he discovers the values of friendship, family and love, along with fighting the prejudices against his father, and getting through Defense Against the Dark Arts, with a teacher who just seems to hate him for no reason...

*DH spoilers, obviously*

NOTE: I am sorry, but I have left this site, due to lack of time and personal issues concerning RL and the site. This story is discontinued here, but may well be posted elsewhere in the future.

I like the way that you've written that chapter. I don't know if that is where you're going, but you could work it up into a distrust of Andromeda and Harry. If you were to do that, you are definitely going the right way, because you haven't taken it two quickly, but there are little seeds of doubt. Sunlight here, a splash of water there... Still, I'm randomly speculating and you could head off in a completely different direction. I love this story, because I haven't seen anything else like it and you write it well. It's one of my favourites that I always want to see at the top of the list because it has a new chapter. Update soon, please, I'm really curious.~Meda~

Author's Response: Yes, there is going to be some mistrust and a rather large arguement in future chapters. I\'m so glad you like the story, thanks for such a lovely review!!\r\n\r\n~Evie