3/6 WWE Superstars Report

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We are in Chicago, Illinois and your announcers are Byron ‘Who is this person they are chanting for’ Saxton & Tom ‘I think I remember him from Wrestlemania 22 with John Cena’ Phillips.

Match Number One: Titus O’Neil versus Zack Ryder

Zack wants people to woo for him before locking up. Titus misses a punch in the corner on a break. Ryder with a waist lock. Titus misses an elbow & Ryder with punches. Titus with an Irish whip but Ryder with a boot and then he floats over and tries for a cross body but Titus with a back breaker and then he throws Ryder aside. Titus barks.

Titus with a shoulder tackle followed by elbow drops and a leg drop. Titus with a European uppercut and then he barks some more. Titus chokes Ryder in the ropes with his knee until the referee warms him. Titus with chops across the upper chest followed by a reverse chin lock. Titus with a knee to the back & then Titus pats himself on the back for a job well done.

Titus with a punch and Titus does a half bark. Titus tries for a slam but Ryder gets to his feet. Titus holds on to the ropes on an O’Connor Roll attempt. Titus with a shoulder tackle & he barks, but he misses an elbow drop. Titus goes for a shoulder in the ropes but Ryder moves & Ryder with a kick. Ryder gets his knees up & he hits a missile drop kick to the back of the head.

Ryder sets for the Broski Boot but Titus moves when he hears the woos. Ryder with a boot to the head & then Ryder follows Titus to the floor. Ryder rolls Titus back in and he goes up top but Titus with a boot to stop Ryder. Titus hits Clash of the Titus for the three count.

Winner:Titus O’Neil

We go to commercial.

We are back with footage from Raw when Brock Lesnar addressed the Undertaker & then confronted Mark Henry.

Diego and Ryback start things off and they lock up. Axel tags in and he punches Diego. Axel with more punches and a chop. Diego with a drop kick followed by chops. Diego with an Irish whip and then he does a headstand on the turnbuckles and hits a head scissors followed by an arm drag into an arm bar. Diego with a kick to the midsection. Fernando tags in and he hits a drop kick while Diego with a leg sweep.

Ryback tags in and he punches Fernando and sends him into the turnbuckles. Fernando with chops as he avoids punches from Ryback. Ryback with a kick and then Fernando stops Ryback and hits a drop kick to the knees. Diego tags in and they hit a double monkey flip. Axel tags in & he runs into a double drop kick. They hit a double clothesline to send Ryback over the top rope to the floor. We go to commercial.

We are back and Axel with a knee to Diego & then he sends him into the turnbuckles. Ryback tags in & he punches Diego followed by a slam. Ryback with a splash for a near fall. Ryback with a kick to the chest but Diego with chops & punches. Ryback presses Diego over his head & then Ryback with a power slam for a near fall.

Ryback chokes Diego in the ropes & he slams Diego. Ryback goes to the turnbuckles and he hits the falling splash followed by an elbow drop from the turnbuckles by Axel for a near fall. Axel with a reverse chin lock. Diego with an inside cradle for a near fall. Axel misses a clothesline but he does not miss with one to the back of the head.

Axel with a drop kick and he chokes Diego before tagging Ryback in and Ryback with a leg drop for a near fall. Ryback with a delayed vertical suplex. Ryback misses a charge into the corner and he hits the ring post with his shoulder. Axel and Fernando tag in and Fernando with flying headbutts. Ryback is knocked off the apron and then Axel misses a charge into the corner.

Fernando with a belly-to-back suplex and then he holds on and hits a second one. Fernando holds on and hits a third one. Fernando with a springboard corkscrew senton for a near fall. Ryback breaks up the cover and Torito gets on the apron. Ryback charges at Torito and Torito leaps over Ryback as the big man goes to the floor.

Diego with an springboard corkscrew senton onto Ryback on the floor. Axel with a waist lock but Fernando with an O’Connor Roll on Axel for the three count.

Winners:Fernando & Diego

After the match, Jerry Lawler interview Fernando and Diego in the Old School Interview spot. Fernando says that they are talking backstage and they came to the conclusion that Torito and Jerry are alike.

Jerry wants to know how they are similar and Fernando says that Torito is horny.

Jerry says that he thought he would have been interviewing Curtis Axel and Ryback.

Diego says that they prefer to be the underdog. Maybe the next time they are interviewed by Jerry, they will be the tag team champions.

Jerry tells Torito that he is an animal lover because he loves both bulls and puppies.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at the Batista versus Daniel Bryan match and the extra curricular activities during and after the match.