But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.

But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.

born_yesterday:doglover: If only there was a song about this kind of thing.

But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.

I think about ways to kill every single person I meet.

You don't think about it, you should just have a default reaction if someone takes a swing at you.

This was a few years ago. Happened at a local grocery store. Crazy old guy walks up to a total stranger, a middle-aged woman, and hits her in the head with a hammer as hard as he can. He then proceeds to finish his shopping and gets in the checkout line where he is promptly arrested.

Pretty soon you won't be able to a hammer without a waiting period or background check.