He's A Dork ...But....He's My Dork

Fazebear pizza with some determination souls to drink (I'm know it's old and your surprised but I'm that kind of pj wearing, princess Mononoke fan, Pokemon , creepypasta , fnaf, not so much undertale anymore, etc person that comments on old stories)

This really creepy dude keeps coming and trying to sell me stuff to get in my house even though we have a 'no selling stuff sign' I always have a knife on. He smells like alcohol poo and who knows what else.