Well we first met at a show started talkingAqua net motley cruse and dokkenHit it off great and she soon moved inTurn it up give me some poisonShe got sick of my spandex pantsWanted some of that girlie romanceI wanted slaughter you gave me stryperI'm the Iron Sheik, She's Rowdy Roddy Piper

She said I [I] don't wanna rock anymoreAnd she said I [I] can't bang my head anymoreI can't believe she is scaring meWhen she said I [I] just can't rock anymoreWith you

Well I got her back singing home sweet homeUsed my hairbrush as a microphoneBut I just couldn't stop when she wanted to talkI'm like L.A guns I was born to rockYeah well she started selling my concert TeesAerosmith and Run D.M.CBust itI like Van Halen, she likes Van HagarShe's a violin, I'm a motherfucking guitar