Ashley Sky Poses in A Bikini

Oh, I like this chick. She's got that sneer of a girl who will bust a piece of household furnishing over your head when you've wronged her or she's had too much to drink or it's Tuesday. I also like that she picked an awesome anglo-sounding porn name even though she's from Brazil. Porn names just evoke a sense of childlike wonderment and enthusiasm. Like something good is about to happen, even if it's just greasy monkey sex. If I was still in high school, Ashley Sky would be the girl I'd write to with a sob story about my testicular injury and invite to the prom. That would've shown everybody that I truly was a winner, not just a dude who had to wear sweat pants for two straight months because he got his nut meat kneed by a dirty wrestler from a neighboring school. Fuck, I need to get on that time machine.