Fox News Hires Tomi Lahren

Eager to add yet another blonde talking head to its roster, Fox
News announced on Wednesday that
it hired Tomi Lahren as a contributor. According to Fox, Lahren
will have a “signature role” in a “digital product currently in
development.” Lahren will also offer her very necessary and
insightful political commentary “primarily onHannity.” Congratulations to everyone for knowing who
they are.

Since parting ways with Glenn Beck, Lahren has been working for
the Great America Alliance, a pro-Donald Trump super PACdedicated to “realizing President Trump’s
promise to ‘Make America Great Again.’” In a statement on Facebook,
Lahren said that she was “blessed and honored” to join Fox
News, a network that has been embroiled in multiple sexual
harassment lawsuits for the last year. “This exciting new step
will allow me to give voice to all the America-loving patriots
who have had my back since day one,” Lahren added.