RATÓN - (n) the superior sounding description of Rodentia, more specifically, a mouse.

Young caddies are not much taller than a standard length driver or 1 wood.

EX: The more gentile loopers will refer to their miniaturized rookie caddy counterparts as ratóns.

Free Text to SpeechREAD GREENS – (v) to foretell the break or curvature of a golf ball's line toward the hole.

Avoid doing this if possible, never offer any player advice unless petitioned.

Note to Loopers: Memorize the 1st green at your club so you can answer players with exact disinformation and misreads. Do this incorrectly and they will never stop bothering about which way you think a putt breaks. Don't be foolish.

If you somehow have a talent for predicting putting lines keep it to yourself, perhaps take up playing the game for a living.

There have been eons, years and years, of productive man power laid to waste by caddies sitting idle without work. To sit and wait for loopage is more exhausting than performing the actual duty itself.

EX: During the lean months of a golf season, it is not uncommon to find an entire caddieyard rotting from sun up to sun down.