Publisher's Summary

Madams, Monsieurs, call this narrator many things: a bit of a rotter, maybe; a touch pretentious, perhaps; a sharp dresser...but never naive, never complacent. When it comes to steering clear of the universe's threat to his health, he is, unquestionably, wise beyond his years. Journey with him from Egham to Waterloo as he discovers how to outwit fate with its own rules.

Wayne Holloway-Smith lives in Camberwell, England, and is a creative writing student of Brunel University. He co-edits the magazine Lick Clean the Food Bowl, and his poetry has been published in various periodicals. Wayne has a pamphlet of poems forthcoming from Donut Press. His is quite slim.

All characters and events in this publication, other than those clearly in the public domain, are fictitious, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.