There is just something sexy about a hot girl who operates heavy machinery. In this case, we are taking about Boeing 747 airplanes. Swedish pilot Malin Rydqvist is based out of Croatia. She uses her Instagram page to post pictures of herself in the cockpit and doing yoga at exotic places all over the world, which we assume she travels to as a pilot. She also posts inspirational words along with her pictures. What inspired us was when she posted, “Come flyyy with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away Like Frank would say.” In a heartbeat dear.

If your job is responding to consumer complaints for an airline, you are busy and your job sucks. So when you get that rare opportunity to Tweet back a complaining porn star, you best take advantage, as one employee clearly did recently when French porn star Nikita Bellucci tweeted Transavia France for details about her delayed flight to Budapest, noting the departure had changed four times. They responded. “Flight is scheduled for 14.30. It’s just that with you, we prefer when it lasts longer. Have a good day. I remain available,” the roughly translated tweet read, including a winking face. That didn’t last long. “Bunch of bastards,” Nikita replied, “I will never fly with your rubbish company again.” After that, the airline, an Air France subsidiary, sent her an apology and assured Nikita the flight would soon be on its way soon. But that wasn’t enough for Nikita. “In France, unfortunately I have noticed that if you are a porn star, you don’t have the right to want to cultivate your mind and you must not share your opinions on the news,” she wrote. “Open your thighs, look beautiful and shut up… is all that’s allowed.”