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Season PremiereMonday, September 24, 8pm et/ptWait For ItWhen Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen...wait for it...dary!

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Gee, im glad I only have a few shows to watch, but I still think I need tivo on two tvs

I forgot all about CSI: Miami, huge crush on Eric here

Mama, I'm in NY and because you need to have a cable box here to get all the channels Tivos and DVR with ram don't work how they are suppose too, but at least it is good that a lot of the networks show repeats of the big shows for at least a week afterwards on their website.

I saw DWTS! And How I met your mother! Both absolutely rocked tonight!

I can't watch tomorrow's DWTS, so you will have to tell me how the guys did. I didn't catch How I met your mother, now I'm upset for missing it.Must they put all the shows on at the same time, and some days theres nothing to watch, Not Fair.

Barney: As your wingman I'm going to get you a 12. Or at least two 6s. Failing that, four 3s. And—break glass in case of emergency—we'll go to Staten Island and get you twelve 1s

Barney: (to Ted) Dude, I’m so excited that you are single again. We are going to conquer New York City. I already have a girl from work lined up for you. Right boob bigger than the left boob; which some choose to look at as bra half empty, I choose to look bra half full.

Loving the term...WAIT FOR IT!! Its in almost every episode....awww Barney!!

Last week's episode

We are not from here...Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael. Marshall and Lily prepare letters to each other to be read after their death. They end up finding out the girls are not from NewYork (which they said they were because Ted doesn't like Jersey girls he made them mad so they left) Robin dumps Gael after he brings back a group of Aussie hippies that wont shut up throughout the night...

Quotes from the Episode:

Robin: This just in, look at my hand, how weird is my hand, is not an appropriate thing to say on the air

Robin: I've evolved! And I enjoy living my life a little bit closer to the way Gael and I did in Argentina.Barney: Please. Vacation romances have an expiration date. Gael's got a "best-if-banged-by" sticker on him, and once your romance starts to stink, you'll dump his ass down the drain like sour milk and and go back to being "unevolved Robin," the one we actually like. Back me up here, Ted!Ted: (automatically) I'm just happy Robin's happy.Barney: I'm telling you, within three days--Lily: Oh, here he comes! Switch to big words.Barney: (without missing a beat, getting up to let Gael sit next to Robin) Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour, and conclude your association. Robin: My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour and the philosophies he espouses.Gael: (enthusiastic) What are we talking of? Baseball?Barney: (smiles, slapping Gael on the back while addressing Robin) This is all gonna return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted!Ted: (automatically) I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.

Robin: (after a dream in which vacation-Robin seduces normal-Robin) What can I say? The girl knows what I like.

Barney: (to Ted) You and I, we have to bend over backwards to get women to... bend over backwards.

Barney: We just survived a mugging. You know what that means?Ted: Thank-God-we're-alive sex!

Monday Oct 8th Episode - Third WheelTed's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation. If Ted ends up sleeping with both the women at the same time, then he wins the "belt" which is a replica of the WWF Championship Belt from the Attitude Era

Quotes of the Episode:Barney: (on women with unshaved legs) Guys just want to get on the green. They don't mind going through the rough.

Barney: Ted, if you're going to go for the Belt, then the bylaws require me to ask the following questions: 1. Is the aggregate age of all participants under 83?Ted: Yes.Barney: 2. Is the aggregate weight of all participants under 400 pounds?Ted: Yes.Barney: Theodore Mosby, are you paying these women?Ted: No!Barney: Ted...

Funny part of the episode...Robin is on her first date with a Surgeon....and she didn't shave her legs because she didn't think she'd like him...so she wore tall boots. well she ends up really liking him and paying the waitress $50 for her to go get her a razor. She returns w/out shaving cream...anyways Robin is in the bathroom about to shave her legs and the soap dispenser is empty...so she steals butter off of a table....as she begins to shave...she falls to the ground hitting her head and passing out. The final clip of the episode shows the surgeon looking for Robin and the waitress stealing her man since Robin was a b}tch to her at the table...Oh yeah...Ted goes into the bedroom w/ the two girls...and who knows what happened in there

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Barney and Ted fight over getting the same girl; Robin pretends to like her new boyfriend's son

Quotes:Robin: I like sports cars, but I don't want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.Barney: Shotgun!

Barney: You can't spell "game" without "me", and me has the best game.

Marshall: We've had sex 1,053˝ times... my mom called once.

Barney: You can’t spell game without me.

Lily: Well, there’s nothing wrong with this guy. He’s really nice and he’s really cute.Ted: But…Lily: Fine. But he has a kid. Marshall: Oh…Ted: Aha there it is. Robin is not going out with a guy with a kid.Lily: But the guy is really great and his kid’s sweet. He’s in my class.Ted: It doesn’t matter. Robin hates kids.Robin: I don’t hate kids.Ted: You told me even when you were a kid you hated kids.

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Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale. Ted and the new girl Blah Blah (literally thats how they introduced her...but she said everyone could call her Blah) met online but she was embaressed so told everyone they met in French Cuisine Cooking Class and it was love at first site.

Quotes:Barney: The only hot girls who troll the Internet for dudes are hookers, crazy, or dudes.

I liked how they showed how Teb and Blah-Blah met. I was laughing in class today about it, and I bet people were wondering what was so funny. Maybe they suspected I was "eating a sandwich" or something.

I watched it and I think she did a great job it was a small part but her acting was fine. To me it looks like she is finally on the road to recovery and taking postive steps in the right direction. I wouldn't mind seeing her on again... and if anyone else saw it do you think the Dr is the Mother as in How I met your Mother?