Thursday, September 01, 2011

Stores are already selling Halloween candy, cuz candy corn is perfect for your tailgate party to kick off college football season tonight.

Got the Larry Sanders box set months ago but just got around to the Making Of documentary. Wow, is Shandling brilliant. And awfully strange.

I wish "Fear Factor" was still on the air so Dick Cheney could have a media outlet to promote his book while being waterboarded (several readers subsequently informed me that NBC is, in fact, bringing the show back this year -- because, somewhere, there's an animal part that no one has tasted).

A store in Santa Monica did a promotion where the first 100 through the door wearing nothing but underwear got free clothes. So many people showed up that way that the store gave the next 100 a 50% discount -- half off for having half off.

Speaking of underwear, authorities are trying to figure out how 3,000 pairs of panties ended up on the side of the road in Ohio.

The kicker on this college football team is 61. That's not his number, it's his age. Alan Moore is George Blanda plus 13!