911: !?
911: Yes?
me: I need help!
911: What is it?
me: I was hunting with my friend and a Bear attacked him! I think he's dead! What do I do!?
911: First make sure hes realy dead.
*BAM* *BAM*
me: Okay, now what?

911: hello, 911
ME: my friend is making a bomb threat
911: sir try to calm him down, well send in cops right away
ME: i cant?
911: why not?
ME: hes going to explode if he calms down, he can barely move
911: is the bomb on him
ME: he is the bomb, he needs to fart really bad but if he does hes gonna blow up half of CA
911: *hangs up*
ME: no wait dont hang up...
FRIEND: screw it i cant hold on anymore *FARTS*
ME: nooo... BOOM!!! (look at pic)

911: hello, 911
ME: my friend is making a bomb threat
911: sur try to calm him down, well send in cops right away
ME: i cant?
911: why not?
ME: hes going to explode if he calms down, he can barely move
911: is the bomb on him
ME: he is the bomb, he needs to fart really bad but if he does hes gonna blow up half of CA
911: *hangs up*
ME: no wait dont hang up...
FRIEND: screw it i cant hold on anymore *FARTS*
ME: nooo... BOOM!!! (look at pic)