Buenos días! Lindsay Lohan got transferred from the Betty Ford clinic to a different rehab center in Malibu for being "disruptive" and "making life hell for those around her," because she learned nothing from Georgia Rule's tough but loving fictional matriarch (Wallace Shawn).

"Lindsay skipped group therapy, she refused to go for several days. She thought people were giving out information on her. That was her excuse. Lindsay was demanding her Adderall, which she was not given. But she kept demanding it and was highly disruptive. Betty Ford is thrilled to see her go."

I love that LiLo is SURE that people are measuring the length of her hair while she sleeps and calling InTouch instead of, oh, I don't know, being sort of preoccupied with detoxing from heroin? Like, did she not see Ray? [Radar Online]

“I have books and other things going on in my life that outshine Kim Kardashian. I feel I just outshine her when it comes to both our personal and professional lives. That’s why I don’t like being compared to her. I don’t for see myself getting married more than once. I don’t see myself making the same choices that she has made. Good or bad, I just feel I’m going to be a smarter person.”

K8 Middy is considering hypnotherapy during the Royal Baby-Pushing. Wouldn't it be funny if the hypnotist was like "You're feeling no pain, you're in the calm ocean... and also, every time someone says the word 'pickle,' you're going to jump on the table." Or some other hijinx like that. I smell a summer blockbuster!! [NYDN]

Kristen Stewart feels "down" and "betrayed" over Katy Perry's continued friendship with Robert Sparklefangs. She is now giving her onetime close friend Perry the silent treatment. "Kristen is in a certain state of denial. She can't let go of Rob or get over him," the insider added. "She keeps trying to contact Robert and find out what he is doing but her attempts to see Rob have been rebuffed. Rob is not responding to her."

You can't compete with a woman who sees a penis (sorry I mean peacock) and says "You've got the finest architecture / End-of-the-rainbow-looking treasure / I just shed a tear / I am so unprepared." I usually just tap it and am like "Is this thing on? Ahahahahah so are you my boyfriend." [NYDN]

Flava Flav's chicken joint will soon be no more. Taps for the prince of tides. [TMZ]