Fridays With Freddy: Am I Being Played?

I confess, the profile picture was enough to inspire a meeting, but now, as the hour approaches, I can’t help but wonder if I’m being played.

What do you think? Will her eyes really smolder with such provocative possibility? Will her curls really bounce with such youth and vitality? Will her back really arch in a way that might allow me to overlook everything else?

One things for sure – if she’s the real deal, I’m buying stock in Tinder.