1. So hard that they have four tears tattooed under their left eye and have at least four inmates who the nips refer to as their bitch.

2. So hard that I stumbled into someone and my right nipple accidentally severed their arm.

3. So hard that I was sneaking into the Norway Museum to steal another of Edvard Munch's famous paintings and was able to use them to cut a small hole in the window just large enough to unlock the door and sneak in.

4. So hard that they ride a Hog and wear hand grenades under their jacket and can shoot a bunny down from 1/2 mile away.