Funny answers to every day questions

When someone asks you if their clothes look too tight it can be difficult to answer, especially if they are poured into a dress and look like they are wearing a sausage roll casing. Some women wear clothes that are too tight, extremely revealing, and not really age appropriate.

Some folks are in size denial, where they just don’t want to admit that they are really a size ten and they are trying to fit into a size eight frock. People see Kim Kardashian in her skin-tight outfits and think they think might look just as good, probably not.

When you’re struggling to tell your friend how they look, use one of our clever comebacks.

Vote for the best comeback when someone asks if their outfit is too tight

There is a fine line between a dress and a sausage casing.

I hate to be the one to tell you but curves and rolls are not the same thing,

What can you say when some sporty hot guy asks, ”Are you outdoorsy?” Here are some fun comebacks to help answer the question. Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best answer.

When someone wants to know what you’re doing they may just be making casual conversation or they may actually want to get together and make plans to do something.

If you’re down the pub at your local, you may want to invite people to come on downand join you. On the other hand, maybe you’re having a lazy day enjoying doing nothingand don’t really want to share what you’re up to. Yeah, you can’t be climbing a mountainevery day, sometimes you just need a day off to rejuvenate.

If you don’t want to share your plans and you want to give an evasive answer, use on ofour clever replies below.

Help us out and vote for what you think is the best comeback. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

Vote for the best comeback when someone asks what are you doing

what are you doing?

I may look like I am doing nothing, but I am actively waiting for my problems to go away.

Curing swine flu.

I intend to spend my day doing as little as is humanly possible without actually dying.

Do you ever get annoyed by overly happy, sparkly people who run around wishing everyone a nice day? Here are some funny answers to have a nice day, that will get you a double take or a clip up the head.

Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

Are you one of those people who is always late, driving other people around you crazy? Here are some fun answers for your exasperated girlfriend, your mother or a coworker when they complain, ”You are always late!”

Tell us what you think and vote for the best snarky comeback. If you have an ever better comeback, do share, leave us a message below.

Vote for the best comeback when people complain that you’re late

This is the earliest I've ever been late!

You're like a plunger, you like bringing up old shit.

It's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

Sorry I'm late...I had a dream about you and it kept me in bed longer than I wanted.