This is What Life Would Be Like If Rihanna and Willem Dafoe Modeled For Victoria's Secret

I asked the models backstage at the Victoria's Secret show who they think should walk with them on the runway. Here are their answers and handy photoshops that marvellously realize their casting visions.

1. Joan Smalls and Doutzen Kroes would cast: Rihanna

In sum: She showed she can rock a diamond bra in her Pour It Up music video, her performance at the 2012 VS Fashion Show was the highlight of the night, and she can out-strut Karlie Kloss.

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Likelihood of being cast: Slam Dunk — she'd open the show, close the show, wear the $10 million bra and keep it afterwards.

In sum: She's curvier than any of the current VS girls, which would be a nice change of pace for the Victoria's Secret runway, and you know she'd be great at smiling and winking for the camera, but she doesn't really seem like a strutter.

Likelihood of being cast: Good, but not great. Maybe if she works on her sexy "here I am in underwear and a parachute!" walk.