“The Hurt Locker” wins for Best Picture. That movie’s director, Kathryn Bigelow, won for Best Director- the first women to ever win the award, believe it or not. Heck, the only movies I saw from anything featured tonight were Up and TheBlind Side.Sandy Bullock won Best Actress for The Blind Side and deserved it, a great performance. (And to think, she bagged a “Razzie” for another movie the night before.) Jeff Bridges was cool in Iron Man, and won for some country music movie or something that maybe seven people saw. And we cannot forget the terrific Brat Pack tribute to the late John Hughes.

Biggest FAIL of the night? They left off Bea Arthur and Farrah Fawcett from the memoriam tribute. Biggest surprise of the night? El Jobso wearing something other than a turtleneck, jeans, and NB 993’s. The complete list of the winners is right here.