Goodell Responds To Critics

In response to allegations that his office had received a copy of the footage months ago showing Ray Rice hitting his then-fiancee, NFL’s Roger Goodell assured fans that he had been far too busy dismissing other players’ assault cases during that time to have watched the video.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/goodell-assures-fans-he-was-too-busy-dismissing-ot,36912/
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