It's that coveted day of the year -- when boys and girls become men and women, chefs become better chefs, and all of the media will immediately start debating who deserved a James Beard nomination and who didn't. Get excited!

Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.

1.A Map If you wanted to make your way around GoogaMooga, you didn't get to do that with a paper map. Instead, you had to download an app onto your phone -- a great idea in theory, but impossible to use in the rain (unless you were huddled underneath the Hamaggedon machine.)

2.The Main Field Early in the day at GoogaMooga (12 PM Saturday). It didn't get much more crowded than this (masses huddled under the beer tent notwithstanding).

3.WHAT IS THIS From Crif Dog: a "Chihuahua Dog and Beets, a bacon wrapped beef and pork dog with avocado and sour cream paired with marinated beets," a.k.a. Dwight Schrute's wet dream.

5.Pyrrhic Victory Lobster halves grilled at The Lobster Place, flames licking away at the wriggly crustaceans. So primal. So freeing.

6.The Coffin Bao from Baohaus Imagine what would happen if Eddie Huang decided to become the KFC Colonel, murdered the "Time To Make The Doughnuts" guy, and wore his face as a mask. This is the only coherent way we can describe the horror that is fried chicken stuffed in a doughnut, topped with ribbons of chili condensed milk. And we ate all of it. Lord forgive us.

7.It's Raining, Can You Tell? Spotted: two festival goers in a makeshift shelter by the Beer Tent. Yes, after a while, GoogaMooga devolved into a Hooverville, or at least Bonnaroo.