Now that's what I call quality programming! Nothing like spending the holidays with Bert Gummer and his collection of bullet hoses and large caliber sniper/elephant rifles.

Bert = America's favorite survivalist!

"No kill like a guns kill! A Lima up the tailpipe is too good for any Gomer! Close with the miserable Commie bastard and put a few rounds of 20 Mike-Mike through his g*ddamn canopy! If he hits the silk, gun his ass as he swings!"