Maybe you didn’t know this yet but the fingers of Fist of Blog are all chipping in to buy a new sex robot (and matching brown paper bag to cover her face). She/it will be available on a time share basis so get on the list now! Crappy looking sex robot on...

The Christian Side Hug (Not to be confused with the Hindu Lateral Embrace) is a way to hug someone while avoiding the possibility of your groins rubbing together under your clothes. FINALLY!!!! I’ve been Heathen Front Hugging people for decades now, and more than half the time it leads to uncontrollable fits of pelvic thrusting. And about once out of every ten times THAT happens, my wild and vicious thrusting will pierce a...