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12 Inches?

The men I work with are totally beyond my pay grade. They have vacation homes in the Dominican Republic and travel to the Turks and Caicos Islands just for fishing. Who does that? My boss spent $500 on a lamp. A Lamp! My car payment isn’t even that much!

Needless to say my Christmas gifts to them are not the expensive kind, I could certainly never afford the luxury they are accustomed, but rather more…creative. So I spend a lot of time searching for the perfect “something”. This year, I think I found a pretty good, memorable and funny gift for one of the attorneys.

This particular attorney is always playing basketball or football or some sport with his buddies. Unfortunately, everyone knows when he last had a pick up game because he hobbles into the office with a giant boot brace on his foot for the next 2 days. Claims he has high arches or low toes or whatever his story is…I’d say it’s just plain age. A man pushing 60 probably shouldn’t be playing football with his 20-something sons, but I gotta give him credit. I also have a golden opportunity to use it against him… So I got him an extra: