"and then alex turned into a person, and set fire to the pile of dirt because sh ewas poopy loppy. THE END"

a while ago

"now there was this thing called...the meghan.see? i dont even want to spell her name right! she is this big pile of dirt randomly in the road and she just spits dirt on these kids. one time she tripped a puppy and spit on it with her dirt"

a while ago

"there was this thing named reeree and she was a piece of doggy you-know-whats layin on the road. she was all smashed and run over."alex, you just so cool and all, and i wish i was you because your so perfect and ahhh its just makes me cry how cool you are!""