My Therapist Says That's Why I Don't Get Any

40-something man: Hey! I know you! You're Victor's daughter, right? Teenage girl: Yeah. 40-something man: Wow, look how tall you've gotten. You probably don't remember me, but I'm a friend of your dad's from way back. Teenage girl: Oh, awesome. (smiles) 40-something man: So…how are you? Still in school? Teenage girl: No, no, graduated and taking a year off and then studying to be a lawyer. 40-something man, shaking head: Well, be prepared for a life of celibacy.