First Rule of a College Party: NEVER Fall Asleep!

Anyone, that has been to a college party, knows the one GOLDEN rule of partying; NEVER FALL ASLEEP. Most people believe that, “if your shoes are off, then you’re safe.” These people couldn’t be more wrong. The truth? No one care what your shoe situation is when they find you sprawled across a couch that doesn’t belong to you, faintly murmuring something about an assignment that you haven’t turned in yet. Let the photos below serve as an example of what your “friends” will do to you, if you don’t exercise some self control and go home when you’ve had too much to drink.

This is how you end up drunk-dialing an ex, but it’s nice to pass out after a long day of work (drinking).

You may end up doing everyone else’s chores. Unfortunately, there were still a few odd jobs to perform. Talk about doing things “in your sleep.”

Someone might feed you terrible food. “Gotta fuel up for the next round of chores. Side Note: Is that poop on a plate?”

Too many drinks and you might become a babysitter. “She put up a fight, but a baby is no match for a light-saber. Time for bed!”

If you wake up in adress,consideryourself lucky. “This Mrs Doubtfire reboot starts out strangely.”

Let’s finally play that chess game we talked about! “Is it weird that he isn’t really losing the game?”

Could be the perfect start to a music career!

Maybe just some tea for a night-cap? Treat yourself, you’ve earned it.