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“I just pulled this out of my ass, and honestly, officer, I don’t know how it got there.”

True Blue

How can we sleep at night knowing that the Serfs could own These? Why -in no time, they might start thinking that They run this country…

WTH

This dumb magazine does not have one picture in it.

KHarn

“Ya know I read it in a magazine… Oh! Oh! Be-Benny and the Jetssssss.”

Alphamail

Popular NRA magazine set to replace Newsweek’s last edition on Dec. 31, 2012!

Jesse

I’m better than you. js

Bill T

If I shove this up my ass I can spout four lies a second or a hundred a minute!

Keith

I used to like gerbils… But this is much nicer!

chronos the wonder pig

“Hello, I’m working my way through college selling magazines……”

Joe

Ha ha mine’s bigger than yours

Doubting Rich

“It fits well, but not only is it uncomfortable for my girlfriend, but it does not reliably prevent pregnancy”

Dbm

“Would you not agree nuclear devices such as this should be banned!”

Dbm

My wife told me to hold this up on my show and she said she would make sure I had sex tonight. She also said I should get used to saying Bubba in a sexy way? She is trying to make up after our fight last night.

Dbm

Sorry I’ve just been informed this is something used on a gun and not at all what I thought it was. Last time I try to buy sex toys at a Army surplus store.

Aussie-John

It’s ok, this one won’t work cause its bent…

epb

Before you shove this up my a$$, don’t forget my safe word is “Obama”.

epb

IT’s about this long and curves this way too.

Devil Tongue

…and this is ALL you need to have a hair part as bad as mine!

Leonard Jones

I may not know a magazine from a piss-pot, but being a
liberal I am an authority on everything!

mimi

Howdy Doody with a clip!

Mark

“I have one of these between my bottom lip and gum.”

http://yieldtotheright.com beth

“I have a helmet, and THIS is my shouldermapads!”

Devil Tongue

And if you order within the next 15 minutes, for a mere $220.00, we will enclose an extra hair seperator for FREE. Hurry, this offer is of a limited time and only available to the first twenty callers.

Canis lupus

Watch me tap this magazine on my head like the army guys in the movies.

Infidel’s Smarter Brother

Maybe if I hold this in my soft delicate hands, it’ll make me look more masculine. I’m gettin laid tonight!

elizabeth

This is not my clip. It’s Rambo’s. What we have here is a case of mistaken identity. For the love of Gaia, don’t send me to prison!

Oh, this? It is NOT a magazine. I was told NOT to bring a magazine on the air. I am NOT even allowed to possess one in this town. This is part of my wife’s tampon dispenser!

Kenny

This is one of those “Glocks” that you have heard so much about.

Bill T

You know when the second amendment was written, they never envisioned things like this, it was intended for powder horns and lead balls.

Darrell

“Anyone possessing one of these is a potential killer. Except for me, of course. Everyone else cannot be trusted.”

fred

I have no clue what this is, but I hope the guards at my children’s school have them.

Miz Barkee

This is my ticket to becoming the star of many, many 24 hour news cycles! Take that, fiscal cliff!

Joy

These things are available everywhere. I bought this one on my way to the studio from a kid on the corner for three bucks.

Agnostic Conservative

This gun must be banned.

ent

“Don’t worry, my bodyguard has assured me that it’s legal to show one one of his high-capacity magazines on TV.”

Max & Eric

We`re going to insist on warning labels

Max & Eric

And this will be your one way ticket to a reeducation camp

Max & Eric

We will will shoot you on sight.

Max & Eric

there`s some guy in Indiana who wants to kick my ass, because I`m a Asslicking POS

Mattius Maxumus

“I can deepthroat this entire assualt clip.”

http://mikesright.wordpress.com/ Michael

“This right here? This is our ticket to neutering those gun and bible clingers once and for all!”

Xavier

This is the AR-15 the government needs to ban.
Unless you’re a Mexican drug lord.

David

Given the choice, every Founder would have rejected this and insisted on a musket. Trust me.

Larry

This thing? 30 rounds. My big mouth? 10 metric tons of Bullsh*t.

depwavid

Hoist by me own petard…

dapenguin

Now you ordinary citizens, do not try this at home. Only those of us above the law can possess these.

dave

Duh if I can make dis ting smaller din all derm people don’t get shoted no mo duh.

jinks

These magazines will hold 30 articles of right minded, constitutional propaganda.

james

I have seen Tiger Woods’ penis, and this magazine dwarfs in comparison to the length of the magnificent shaft that I so desire.

BJ

This is a banana clip. Bananas must be outlawed.

Jodie

This hur is a heat seeking missile. (wink) I got a nuther one in ma pants. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

Shooter1001

Size matters!

mimi

moonbats gotta gun………!

Sweep the leg

One more word and I shoot!

Sweep the leg

…And, if I were to outfit this with a scope, imagine the mayhem I could cause from far away…

Jodie

Okay, I’m a little scared, but Obama promised that if I do this, he will come on my show next week. And, he promised to wear the same peach lipstick that I wear. Awesome! Besides, if Obama is for me, what can the cops do to me?

Spacely’s Sprockets

Tony C. says:

December 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Do you know how many of our servicemen and women were killed by the Taliban making IUD’s out of these?

*** Hands down the funniest caption – Tony C wins!

Max & Eric

I learned this from watching porn

wingmann

I’m against these but am in favor of high capacity condom dispensers in school.

libertea

“Now I’m told that high capacity magazines like this are just lying around in dentist’s offices and barber shops all over the country, freely available to anyone.”

Chris Paul

“I bet I can put this whole thing in my mouth”.

MPCpiano

I simply flash this and Obama will magically appear on my show in two weeks.

MPCpiano

I simply flash this and Obama will magically appear on my show next week.

Shooter1001

Nice manicure, Dave!

Shooter1001

High School must have been hell, eh Dave?

Cameraman

“Damn CTD has these for $60.00, we have a Holiday special for our viewers Only $39.99..Brought to you by Liberals for Sandy Hook!

Shooter1001

Steve Jobs himself gave me this! It’s the iPad6! With this I can rule Apple!

Ghost of FA Hayek

“Now I’m told that high capacity magazines like this are just lying around in dentist’s offices and barber shops all over the country, freely available to anyone.”
libertea
No, but LOW capacity magazines sure are
(Time, Newsweak, ect)

Spikehb

Now, I’m going to hide this and show you why the TSA needs to do body cavity searches.

atticus90

Why am I under arrest? This doesn’t look dangerous. Oooops sorry Barack, did I screw up your position again?

Spikehb

The mere sight of this caused Hilary to faint causing her to suffer a concussion.

Spikehb

Just the act of inserting this into a Bushmaster caused me to have an orgasm.

Brian_Boru

And they make these black because gun owners are racist!!!

Richard C.

HA,,,,,,Mines bigger than yours!!!!

WTSherman1864

Which part is the magazine? And where are the pages??

Big Stupid

“I’m honored to be the spokesperson for Pos-T-Vac now that they’ve introduced this new rectangular slim travel version for us extra-small men on-the-go.”