Local Chick-Fil-A To Stop Selling Meat From Gay Chickens

(YORK) – Two months after Chick-fil-A ignited controversy nationally by confirming it contributes money to anti-gay marriage groups, the owner of a local Chick-fil-A restaurant is going one step further by vowing to not sell meat harvested from gay and lesbian chickens.

Dustin Harvey said his store will research the origin of the meat in each of its sandwiches and steer clear of using meat taken from chickens “that are openly flamboyant or that live alternate lifestyles,” including “roosters that like other cocks.”

Harvey conceded that there have been no documented cases of people becoming gay from eating homosexual chicken. “But I think that’s mainly because not enough research has been done,” he said.

Chick-fil-A began contributing to anti-gay organizations in 2010, the same year the Hamburglar came out of the closet.

Chick-fil-A recently released a statement reiterating the company’s policy of “treating every person with honor, dignity and respect – and by every person, we mean heterosexuals.”