While I appreciate Gonzalez's honesty, I feel as if his personal ad is lacking some creativity. How about something like this:

Starting pitcher looking for a changeup. Throws a 10-to-4 curveball, but would like someone who can hang 24/7. An "A"-plus personality with a WORLD of knowledge. Loves traveling, family and comics. A gentleman, but wants to unleash my "NatGio" side.

You're welcome, Gio.

Adam Vingan is co-founder and editor of Kings Of Leonsis, a Caps-centric blog. Follow him on Twitter @AdamVingan and e-mail your story ideas to adamvingan (at) gmail.com.