10 Week 5 fantasy football predictions

It’s Week 5, and time to pull out Q’s Fantasy Football Crystal Ball. These 10 things will absolutely, undoubtedly happen to your fantasy football team this weekend.*

LeSean McCoy will run for a million yards against the Giants. OK, maybe a million is a stretch. But against the Giants’ soft defense, this is the game where McCoy can take a giant leap closer to Eric Dickerson’s single-season record.

Someone will start St. Louis’ defense against you, and it will break your heart.

DeMarco Murray will not have another week that will cause multiple high-fives at your neighborhood sports bar.

Calvin Johnson will have one of those games where you are thankful you had a good enough pick to draft him.

Chris Johnson will have one of those games where you curse yourself for drafting him in the first place.

Someone in your league is going to start Rob Gronkowski because he had “inside info” that Gronk will play.

The Buccaneers defense will still help you win. Mike Glennon will not.

Cam Newton will have a weekend where people will believe in him.

Darren Sproles will tear apart the Bears’ defense, and you’ll forget about how good they used to be. (Unless the Bears are your defense.)

Eddie Lacy’s return will not make your entire world better. Sorry.

*OK, maybe not.

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