Are the Bengals rubbing off on other teams? Shaun Rogers, Detroit Lions defensive tackle, was named in a sex complaint. A stripper alleges that Rogers inappropriately touched her, but no charges have been filed yet, as the prosecutor’s office investigates the complaint. Shaun, there’s no sex in the champagne room! (yeah, he’s not hot, but look! He’s feeding a birdie!)

I want to cuddle him, he’s so adorable.

Rookie Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton won the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal, and Fernando Alonso is now whining about it. I hate whining douchebags. Even cute whining douchebags. (Note: yes, I know SA talked about Lewis Hamilton yesterday, but he’s cute as a button, so I want to look at his picture some more.)

Whiner!

Wonder who he’s looking at
with that smoldering gaze.

Jon Lester was optioned to Triple-A Pawtucket, with the hopes that he’ll dominate down there and “force his way back into the picture” with the Red Sox. Oh, c’mon, let the kid pitch already!

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Why does that Fernando Alonso have to be a whiner? Ruins a perfectly good hot guy, a hot guy who could possibly hook me up with a ride in a McLaren, something I’ve always wanted to do. (Trivia note – Did you know Rowen Atkinson owns TWO McLarens?)
Although I think I would be tempted to always sing ABBA songs around him…

Anyway. I know I have very little room to talk what with my enjoyment of Randy Johnson, but c’mon. Randy would at least have a beer with you. Phil would only give you a lecture on polluting your body and a raw food diet or something.

That got a little out of hand. I’m sorry, Metschick. I shouldn’t be so incredulous of the lusts of a Lady… You are all unique and beautiful snowflakes, after all.