The numbers don’t lie. People cared about two things this year — football and Snooki. See for yourself. Three charts rank what we watched on TV, what we talked about and what we read about in the past year.

Most read TV stories of the year @nypost.com

1. “Bottoms up!” — US Supreme Court’s decision to vacate the $1.21 million fine levied against ABC after a 2003 episode of “NYPD Blue” showed actress Charlotte Ross’ naked bum opens the way for more nudity in primetime.

10. “Rutgers University pays Snooki more than commencement address speaker” — For two Q&As with the “Shore” star, school paid $32,000, which was $2,000 more than Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison.