Many of you may be wondering, what the red and green areas of the graph represent. As someone who uses LEGO products for professional purposes, I feel it is my duty to inform you that green represents those pieces that are broken or are lost. Red represents those pieces that are first used to throw at others and then become broken and/or lost.

One catalogue, dated 1980, has the following on its back page: Dear Parents and Children The word LEGO(R) is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'LEGOS.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you!

From LEGO themselves. I guess Legos is categorically incorrect as too is lego.

From LEGO themselves. I guess Legos is categorically incorrect as too is lego.

**** you LEGO!

They're "Legos!" Or if you're from Australia, apparently "Lego!" Not "Lego bricks!" Not "Lego toys!" No kid will ever say, "Hey other litttle boy of similar age and toyacular interest! You wanna go play Lego bricks?" It's just not gonna happen. Ever. Never ever EVER.

Might as well change your brand name to Logo cause yous acting pretty *** right now.