When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard andpees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a tasteand it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glassout of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It istequila.

Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the besttequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife toget two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the twoglasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and thecouple drinks until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells hiswife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drinkTequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wifeasks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family.You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it."Jesus," I said, " what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.I would love to chat with you some more, Senor , but for now, I have to finish your lawn."