Enough About The Lemonade, What About The Chocolate???

OK so (at best) I'm gonna get the "oh no I don't do THAT" type-a response, but seriously now,

Who of us takes a look back after we crap? I think it's a basic and universal urge to check out what we just pushed out. It's instinct that we want to see what we have just made..."LOOK LOOK what I have produced!"

I know some of us check out it's weight, formation, consistency, and like clouds in the sky, what it most resembles. It's the closest thing men will have to giving birth!