I first met The Dutchess and Kirk at Tatsu-Con in Buffalo NY. They were selling horns, goggles, and other cool shit at the convention. I spotted them immediately in the vendor's area and were drawn to them. They were unique, they were friendly, and they had fun with the interview I had with them. After we wrapped it up, we chatted briefly and we left friends

Going back to my con-experience post I'm constantly flattered and amazed at the support shown between cosplayers, vendors, and performers. It's not cut-throat or malicious; the genuine desire for people in the "community" to succeed is such a refreshing feeling.

In turn, I want to try and help our new Chux Chasers the Salty Pals out by hyping their YouTube channel. They work hard and have a lot of fun during the broadcast and it translates into entertaining material that I enjoy regularly.

They put up content almost daily documenting their experiences playing through the creepiest games available. The twist being is that they aren't pro-gamers jaded by every imperfect pixel, they aren't hardened horror fans who scoff at every jump-scare, they embrace the experience fully. They scream, they get lost, and they -at times - laugh at eachother's ineptitude stumbling through a game.

In addition to the play-though's of terrifying games you get an inside peak of a woman who is putting her entire heart and soul into her art. The channel highlights personal insight to a full-time artist, her successes and struggles, her achievements and self-doubt, her projects and ideas. Salty Pals ties it all together in a nice big black bow with a skull in the middle, video games, art, product reviews and most importantly honesty and fun.

Astor Lemon, a well-known Lobster socialite, has decided to re-watch the glorious story that is Losbter Lobby. An expert in the field, Lemon reacts in real-time to the majesty, and pageantry that is Lobster Lobby adding his seasoned knowledge in the field.

For Immediate Release:

Alright the cat is out of the bag now! Last month when preparing for Lobster Lobby Season 5, CXNX management put in a formal request to skip Lobster Lobby Season 4 and proceed to focus our efforts for Season 5.

Regrettably, our dutiful legal team at Bartucci, Bartucci, & Raoulle denied our request. We are legally obligated to create Season 4 in its entirety before we can even begin planning Season 5.

This has come as a massive blow to our staff. We invested most of our resources into creating Season 5 which we consider our best collective effort by an exponential margin.

Please be advised that our firm represents www.construxnunchux.com and all of its intellectual properties. We have thoughtfully reviewed your request to surpass “Season 4” of the “Lobster Lobby” web-series and begin immediate production on “Season 5” of the “Lobster Lobby” web-series.

We cannot allow the production of “Season 5” until the completion of “Season 4”. This would violate Lobster Law Sec: B Line: 7982-3 that carries a minimum sentence of 3 years’ incarceration and a probationary period.

The web-series “Lobster Lobby Season 4” will have to produce no less than 4 fully completed episodes and no more than 100 fully completed episodes before you can be permitted to begin production, filming, or any other pertinent work on “Lobster Lobby Season 5” web-series.

We must advise you to take this assessment seriously. As your legal counsel, we cannot provide support to anyone employed by www.construxnunchux.com if this law is intentionally violated. We must also insist that you do not reply to this correspondence with a response of a hand-written “please” in an envelope containing glitter, confetti, or hair (human or otherwise). We cannot negotiate on this issue.

As such we request, digital proof of a fully completed “Season 4” as to avoid any and all litigation against www.construxnunchux.com concerning this matter.

Very truly yours,

Dr. RaoulleRRR/bmd

We are still processing this news and will explore every option at our disposal to put Lobster Lobby Season 5 into the hands of the Chux Chaser where it belongs.

Ryan Noble commented earlier today, '"I think it is stupid. I mean, prequels are filmed all the time. I don't understand how some people are contractually allowed film a conclusion followed by a build up to later on and yet here we are making lobster lobby season 4 even though it is clearly really bad."

Paul Clemente also added, "We are going to fight this. I don't know how but we are going to fight this."

Bronson Abbott from the CXNX JMST offices was quoted shortly after the announcement "I think the courts know best and that we should be happy they are even allowing season 5 to take place, which very well might cause the downfall of the who judicial system."

Brandon Abbott, who was in production of Season 5 weaponry, made the statement, "I think it constitutes casus belli, and they are treading a thin line."

Your Host was contacted via phone and was dictated as saying, "I respect the ruling but cannot be involved due to prior engagements.I don't feel lob lob 4 was the right project for me at the time"

We will keep you updated on any further developments and we appreciate your understanding during this tumultuous time.