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Apparently the reason I wasn’t able to grab many photos was because most of the best cosplayers gather outside the convention center’s parking lot for the sole purpose of being photographed. Sorry, but I wasn’t about to spend my entire weekend in a fucking Canadian parking lot.

Friday

Well it started off right with a Seras Victoria. But by the end of the day, this was all I had.

“S’okay, I’ve got Saturday and Sunday,” I thought. …wrongly.

Saturday

And again, the day started off shit-flippingly awesome with some Blue Exorcist cosplay. Fucking love Mephisto.

But throughout the rest of the day, this is the only shit I could find that was worthy of showing y’all. And League of Legends isn’t even anime.

Do you see how hard I had to stretch for you? I’m like a sexier, more disappointed version of Luffy.

Sunday

Not a goddamn pic.

Anime North easily had the worst cosplay of any con I’ve been to, and that includes Anime Detour (which is only a 3,000-person convention). But I guess I shouldn’t have expected much from Canada, which is filled solely with people too poor to live in America.

Unless you compressed that to hell before uploading fucking nothing should look that awful. Any iPhone/iPod Touch shipping or non-bargain basement Android made in like the last couple of years should be able to do way better then that.

Actually even a 50-IN-ONE MADE FROM FINEST METALLICOID TYPE MATAWEALS GOOD BAWGAN FAST SHIP!! A+++ bundled in a cereal box should make a better picture god damn.

My bad, I realized I made a bit of mistake. I was trying to say that there’s more capitalism and oppressive laws in American than in Canada. For example, Black Friday was invented by America, and Canada somehow got infected by it as well. However, Canada isn’t really crazy about it, while America is really crazy about it. Get it?

From my perspective, Black Friday sounds a lot more morbid than a formalised shopping date (though people manage to die directly from said date regularly in America, I believe). Also, don’t Canadians have a different date for Thanksgiving (what the hell kind of a holiday is Thanksgiving, anyway)?