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A River in The Ocean is the latest release by Michael Allen. It's the story of a father and a daughter who get separated by a tragic accident. The father wakes up from a coma unaware he has a daughter while she has been raised for years by an odd couple who have great intentions, but no idea what they are doing. He begins to feel something is missing in his life while she begins to feel she is out of place. He didn't know he was looking and she didn't know she needed found.

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Getting Hilariously Honest With Sex Questions From The Bedroom

There are things about sex we all should know. Who better to ask than the one we sleep with. So, you have to be able to just come out with it.

You can’t expect your mate to know what’s going on in your mind. They can’t read minds. If you’re confused about anything, say something. If you’re just plain curious about anything, say something.

It’s actually kind of healthy to sit in bed and talk about sex. Get it out in the open. Call it a safe area where anything can be discussed and no one catches feelings. That means, you have to make sure you don’t catch feelings.

When people make a pact with each other that they won’t catch feelings, sometimes that’s the first thing that happens. So, make sure you can keep yourself in check and stay open. By the way, this ain’t that kind of party. This is actually a hilarious look at open conversation and these couples go there. They don’t hold back in this hilarious romp!