Month: October 2015

The lead-up to Halloween is always fun when you’re a porn fan. From Twitter and Instagram peeks at your favorite pornstar’s elaborate (and ultra-skimpy) costume to the webcam performers doing shows as cock-starved little demons, fairy princesses, and purring kitty kats, all to squeeze a few more tokens from your stash. Many porn sites and network get it on the Halloween festivities and just days ago we brought you the lowdown on everything Brazzers is doing to welcome (and arouse) the ghouls and goblins when they swoop into our mortal realm come October 31st, but Brazzers isn’t the only horse in this race. Tag along as I, “Petrifying” Mr. Pink, detail what various other studios, vendors, and networks are unleashing for the Halloween-porn-starved masses!

Twistys hasn’t gone in half-cocked this year, lining up four Halloween-themed scenes that see Ariana Marie pleasuring her own vampiric self, Karla Kush and Chanell Heart let a Ouija board bring them closer together as Jenna Justice and Natalia Starr play kitty-cat at When Girls Play, and Twistys Hard sees Abella Danger’s dark, heavy makeup smeared all over her face and ancient warrior garb as she devours the dick of a valiant centurion.

For its part, Team Skeet brings a pair of costumed cuties to your attention on its sites Exxxtra Small and CFNM Teens, in scenes featuring Penny Nichols and Lyra Louvel respectively. The raven-haired Miss Nichols traipses through a dark forest heading to grandma’s house, unaware of the sharp-fanged snout salivating already over her. Remaining partially clothed can’t keep Lyra Louvel from driving her boyfriend wild, not when she’s dressed as a slutty nurse, and keeping her home from a party for some private fun.

The blockbuster studios haven’t dropped the ball, either, not completely. Digital Playground, home of the big budget high-concept porno, has a treat for its fans in the form of Hot Chicks, Big Fangs 2, a raunchy vampire epic with an equally epic cast: Nikki Benz, Anna Bell Peaks, Chanel Preston, Janice Griffith, Jillian Janson, Dillion Harper, Riley Reid, and Jessica Jaymes. The other end of the spectrum sees Kink.com jumping in the fray early this month with The Satanic Virgin Sacrifice of Carter Cruise on Hardcore Gangbang. (Must I elaborate? Really?) Carter’s run through the wringer by a coven of warlocks intent on sexually sacrificing this “virgin” to the dark lord.

And to finish off Mr. Pink’s Halloween porn round-up, Blacks on Blondes on the Dogfart Network sees rising star Karmen Karma, all gussied up in her trampiest police uniform waiting for her husband to return with party supplies only to be surprised at the door by two six-foot black men with candy buckets, scary masks, and giant throbbing cocks the sex-starved wife just can’t resist.

From the tepid and softcore to the extremely explicit and physically brutal, Halloween sees all kinds of deviants unleash their darkest fantasies through porn. Relish this opportunity, brothers and sisters, as it only comes once every 365 Earthly revolutions.

Motherfuckers are everywhere! They mess up your day with shitty driving, obnoxiously loud “conversations”, and a foul odor that lingers long after they leave. When it comes to porn, though, the Mofos crew are the baddest motherfuckers in town, with a network of thrilling HD porn that now includes the always intense Let’s Try Anal and brand-new teen-MILF-dude threesome site Busted Babysitters, both reviewed by Mr. Pink’s this week. Also on the agenda was a fresh porn review of the Dirty Flix network: 4K vids, wide variety, and a growing archive all await Dirty Flix members. Next week is the big H so get your costumes ready and keep an eye on Mr. Pink’s Blog for advice on where to find the steamiest Halloween porno!

At this time every year, we in the porn world enjoy a brief deviation from the styles usually employed on-set and on-screen. With Halloween just around the corner, pornstars are no longer turning up to shoots in yoga pants and bralettes, instead hitting Spencer’s Gifts in search of the scariest (or is that sluttiest?) costume around to dazzle porn viewers with a Halloween fantasy they won’t soon forget. Some sites and networks jump on the Halloween train pretty damn early while others wait until the evening of the October 31st. Brazzers, one of porn’s more legendary production outfits, falls somewhere in between, leading into Halloween week with a tantalizing minor terror and lining up a lot more sexual insanity before All Hallows’ Eve finally shines its full moon down on our mortal souls.

One week before the ghouls (and girls) come out to play, Teens Like it Big saw sultry blonde Staci Carr star in the first chapter of multi-part Halloween special, It Swallows. Johnny Sinns’ various booty calls are unavailable and his last conquest has mysteriously died, only now her spirit straddles his boner like a succubus after three Vodka-Red-Bulls. Shot in a dark, anxious atmosphere with filtered moonlight pouring in through the windows, Carr drains Mr. Sinns with otherworldly skill. It Swallows: Part Two is due to hit Teens Like it Big the day before Halloween and this time will see Piper Perri searching for former lover Johnny Sinns who died under curious circumstances and left her alone and horny. Oh, but what will the midnight breeze blow in through Ms. Perri’s window but the stiff-dicked soul of her dearly departed? Carrying over the gorgeous ‘midnight’ photography from part one, the inclusion of this particular petite blonde should make for some steamy inter-dimensional smut.
Not one to simply dabble in a theme or style, Brazzers again takes Halloween further than any other porn sites, lining up another pair of dynamic horror-tinged fuckfests before the Trick Or Treaters beat down your door. This time the featured performers (or should I say victims?) are “Wall Street Porn Star” Veronica Vain and hot new fan-favorite Katrina Jade and each is given a concept worth every pixel of its 1080p HD videos. Ms. Vain is bored at Real Wife Stories as she waits for her husband to get dressed for a party. Slumped on the sofa, hubby stays downstairs while his wife lays down and dreams of a lover, who appears in the form of a classically-styled vampire (Johnny Castle) and promptly takes her to a whole new level of fluid exchange in Fucking With A Vampire. Katrina Jade’s Pornstars Like it Big scene carries the tittle ‘Midnight Titty Madness’ and sees the tattooed brunette channeling Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and putting her ‘two big pumpkins’ to work keeping horrifically costumed psycho-cocks Bill Bailey and Jesse Jones hard and thirsty and eager for fun.