Jenny McCarthy, vaccination-denier and Queen of Idiot Nation, is pissed you think her son doesn't have autism. In other idiot news, Charlie
Sheen might have married a porn star, and Will Smith misses Uncle Phil. All
this and more in your Defamer Monday breakdowns.

Jenny McCarthy cannot believe stories
have been circulating
online questioning her son Evan's autism diagnosis. She took to Twitter
on Saturday to strike down the rumors:

Stories circulating online,
claiming that I said my son Evan may not have autism after all, are blatantly
inaccurate and completely ridiculous. Evan was diagnosed with autism by the
Autism Evaluation Clinic at the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital and was
confirmed by the State of California (through their Regional Center). The
implication that I have changed my position, that my child was not initially
diagnosed with autism (and instead may suffer from Landau-Kleffner Syndrome),
is both irresponsible and inaccurate. These stories cite a "new" Time
Magazine interview with me, which was actually published in 2010, that never
contained any such statements by me. Continued misrepresentations, such as
these, only serve to open wounds of the many families who are courageously
dealing with this disorder. Please know that I am taking every legal measure
necessary to set this straight.

Speaking of continued misrepresentations, McCarthy will not be stopping her harmful anti-vaccination nonsense. [E!]

Charlie Sheen joked on Twitter about
being married to his porn star ladyfriend Brett
Rossi, but like most things Sheen, it was neither funny nor true. Sheen's rep told Us Weekly,
"He's kidding around." It's always good when your reps have to clarify "jokes."
[US
Weekly]

A week after the death of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air costar James Avery, Will Smith took to his Facebook page for a tribute:

Get your DVRs set for Jan. 25 as
Jonah Hill will be making his third appearance as a host on Saturday Night Live, joined by U.K. band
Bastille. Drake will both host and be the musical guest on 2014's Jan. 18
premiere. [TVLine]