Episode 5 of The Adventures of Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer (plus music video!)

*beat starts (to the tune of "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp" from the movie "Hustle & Flow")*

[Chorus 2X]You know it's hard out here for a pimpwhen you tryin' to make this money off these gimpsfifty million customers' money spentand these other carriers are talking sh*t

[Stan]In my eyes I've seen some crazy phone in these streetsvoice and data network hoes makin' money for meBut I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game nightcause Verizon got better plans and service, I know that ain't rightI've seen people textin', I've seen people talkin', I've seen 'em with the Bluetooth headsets while they're walkin',I love h...(continues)

Simply_Eric said:Wal-mart is evil on so many levels. They dictate to distributors what they will pay for merchandise not the other way around. Imagine that a customer walks into your store and looks at a Razr. "Nice phone, I'm going to pay you $20 for it" But sir that's a $200 dollar phone "Hey you might sale that to somebody else for $200 but not me tough guy. You're going to take the $20 and like it" Essentially that it how wal-mart does business. It allows them to under-cut everyone in pricing and puts a lot of family-owned businesses out of business. They turn around with all this money their raking in and pay their own employees sh$t wages. Not to mention the hundreds of sweat-shops they

that's a sweet idea. repCB has to find an artist to work with and have this drawn up. That would be great. post it on some website Wonder if we can convince Richard to give him a little piece of phonescoop to put it on

I dont know, I'd have to think about it. I've always wanted to do a comic (I was a big Marvel fan in high school) but wouldn't really have much time now due to personal things going on. I usually write Bob between calls at work.

Where in the country are you? I know a guy that has been commissioned to do everything from book covers to building murals. Original airbrush art on vehicles and clothes too. Very fanzine stuff. I am in Florida.Shelle

Because my call center is blocking this site, I won't get a chance to really complete further episodes from my desk. That, plus the fact that I plan on quitting this damn job (hopefully soon), will leave Episode 6 as the final Bob episode. Yes, it's sad, I know, but unfortunately it has to be this way. But I can assure you all that when I do complete the final story, I'm going out with a bang!