RedRuM leans in, looks him up and down. Gestures for him to wait a minute, then goes around the corner. He comes back with a plate of ribs and a two liter of grape soda. He slaps the BBQ ribs onto Romulus and then pours the two liters over his head.

RedRuM: Welcome to JBW, NIGGA!!!

*Romulus shivers as the sticky liquid trickles down his faces and gets quickly absorbed into his clothes. He watches as the ribs fall off of him and fall to the floor with a splat.*

Romulus:..............State your name. I want to store your visage into the darkest corners of my cognizance and recall you and your deplorable mannerisms when I seek retribution on any droll likened in you image.

Romulus: I'm willing to speculate that your involuntary twitching is a result of decades of inbreeding. Forget fruit flies. If Thomas Hunt Morgan were still among us, he'd be sure to center that trait under study.

*Romulus shivers as the sticky liquid trickles down his faces and gets quickly absorbed into his clothes. He watches as the ribs fall off of him and fall to the floor with a splat.*

Romulus:..............State your name. I want to store your visage into the darkest corners of my cognizance and recall you and your deplorable mannerisms when I seek retribution on any droll likened in you image.

Romulus: I'm willin to speculate that your involuntary twitching is a result of decades of inbreeding. Forget fruit flies. If Thomas Hunt Morgan were still among us, he'd be sure to center that trait under study.

RedRuM: I wouldn't talk to Alpha Mutt, nigga. You git fleas from that bitch!! ALSO Mr. Grammar... you forgot a G, NIGGA!!

Pride: Finally, another civilized patron of the arts has joined to help bring class to this wasteland.

Sorrow: With all the rabble doing as they please, it will take a lot of work to clean JBW up.

#BennysTeddy

Efedding

Mike Hawk
EWNCW World Champion (11-12-13 to 5/1/14) Vacated
Current IWA World Champion (12-15-13 to Present)
IWA Blackout Champion (3-24-13 to 4-27-14)
Former JBW Television Champion (12-2-12 to 8-2-13)
Former ICW Tag Team champion
1st and last EWA Carnage World champion

Mixed Emotions(Pride and Sorrow)
Current EWNCW World Tag Team Champions (4-19-13 to 4-26-14)
Last EWNCW Grand, Hardcore and International Tag Champions