My comments : This reminds me of a joke I heard 36 years ago (at age 21) from a cousin of mine who was about eight years old at that time.

A Martian space ship suddenly appeared out of the sky. The spaceship landed. The doors opened and a Martian stepped out. A huge crowd gathered to watch.They became terrified when the Martian walked towards them. The Martian looked at them and said, "Oi, tempat kencing mana?"

It had been a long journey for the Martians and they did not have a shariah compliant Piss Kit with them.

In closing I just have one question. The Berita Harian report is quoted:

pemegang kemaluan lelaki pelbagai saiz

How was the field testing done to derive this data for "kemaluan lelaki pelbagai saiz" ?