tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post7732892603576152193..comments2016-12-04T07:46:33.595-06:00Comments on People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Humble Brag LetterJen Piwtpitthttps://plus.google.com/100873754701380222226noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-30427519526906822732014-12-21T00:53:45.169-06:002014-12-21T00:53:45.169-06:00Saw the length... no way! Thank goodness I&#39;ve ...Saw the length... no way! Thank goodness I&#39;ve yet to receive one!<br />Happy Holidays!<br />Be sure to check out:<br />http://sadiesgathering.blogspot.com/2014/12/wanted-elf-that-doesnt-sit-on-shelf.htmlSusan Jayehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05296533306910336907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32796178570148094312014-12-18T14:25:08.693-06:002014-12-18T14:25:08.693-06:00YES!!! That was my favorite part!YES!!! That was my favorite part!Andrea Herberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14655676764539123547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-62082413734154331732014-12-18T12:49:41.852-06:002014-12-18T12:49:41.852-06:00This is not a real letter. It is satire, written b...This is not a real letter. It is satire, written by the author of this blog. Autumn Cabralhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884669630480583022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-11647762124327750472014-12-18T11:49:46.195-06:002014-12-18T11:49:46.195-06:00I&#39;d guess not, due to the passion for recyclin...I&#39;d guess not, due to the passion for recycling and community organizing. Annie Buckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07324343617129598461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-60624141466701364492013-12-14T10:43:42.504-06:002013-12-14T10:43:42.504-06:00i love this--it sounds exactly like the fucking no...i love this--it sounds exactly like the fucking novel-length letter my cousin sends every year. and i love how you captured in Suzette how fucking insecure and psychotic those now stay-at-home moms who secretly aren&#39;t that into it and therefore need to prove to everyone how &quot;on top of it&quot; they are by being on every fucking committee and volunteering for every unnecessary position. johttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11473490239105948546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-33927770866042923632013-12-13T11:38:23.173-06:002013-12-13T11:38:23.173-06:00How did the dog get away with a normal name?How did the dog get away with a normal name?Sarah Harmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15936792503882732197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-74336586640979451752013-12-12T14:34:02.492-06:002013-12-12T14:34:02.492-06:00Hilarious. I thought my favorite line would be abo...Hilarious. I thought my favorite line would be about Whitman and his robot drink caddy but then entered the butterflies.Elizabeth Catalanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06806023346542467987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-86438360147811782252013-12-12T12:59:04.506-06:002013-12-12T12:59:04.506-06:00I wanted to write a fake humble brag letter this y...I wanted to write a fake humble brag letter this year, but you have set the bar way too high with this one. I bow down to my new sarcasm mentor!ecodrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02318230476395137108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-88226582105280686802013-12-12T12:56:47.295-06:002013-12-12T12:56:47.295-06:00S A R C A S MS A R C A S Mecodrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02318230476395137108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-40607009539748646832013-12-12T10:18:19.855-06:002013-12-12T10:18:19.855-06:00LMAO!!LMAO!!Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17977556927352024917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-18809297114835833392013-12-12T10:16:23.008-06:002013-12-12T10:16:23.008-06:00... and retain use of all original limbs ... excep...... and retain use of all original limbs ... except, sadly, for Sparky, who had an unfortunate run-in with the flywheel mechanism on Suzette&#39;s in-home Pilates Reformer machine during one of her twice-daily personal training sessions (Rolfe does not let her slack off at all!). It&#39;s OK, though, because Kneel and his best friend Millet have just completed a design for a bionic paw for Sparky, which they hope to demonstrate at this year&#39;s Westinghouse Science competition.Middletinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01248522008559614529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-89531663596254693302012-12-31T11:21:04.320-06:002012-12-31T11:21:04.320-06:00I know this is super late, but I had to share this...I know this is super late, but I had to share this. I have a &quot;frenemy&quot; from high school who sent out a postcard-style photo card on which was printed little bulleted lists of things each child had done, including the 2-year-old they just adopted from China this summer. Plus, a DVD of photos was included detailing the toddler&#39;s first five months in the country. I SOOOO wanted to write a note to her thanking her for the drink coaster. LOL! jenlowhttp://jenlow.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-60985083040186206812012-12-21T23:40:18.793-06:002012-12-21T23:40:18.793-06:00Lynne Truss (of Eats, Shoots and Leaves fame) has ...Lynne Truss (of Eats, Shoots and Leaves fame) has written a superb piece on her revenge letters for such vom-inducing stuff. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20810452 I had to get up and come downstairs before my laughing woke my husband up!WordChazerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11636845414096680371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-24113324324248728842012-12-21T19:06:32.098-06:002012-12-21T19:06:32.098-06:00Holy hilarious. Was in the toddler gym this morni...Holy hilarious. Was in the toddler gym this morning and there was a sign hanging up from last night&#39;s kiddo bday party: &quot;Happy birthday, Neel!&quot; Snorted some coffee out right then and there, and then kicked myself that I didn&#39;t have my phone with me so I could take and send you a pic. Was dying to etch in the silent &quot;k&quot; as suggested by another one of your readers...Mo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03080278996467563875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-85803372386010990682012-12-18T09:56:19.241-06:002012-12-18T09:56:19.241-06:00Don&#39;t think you&#39;ll top this one!
It&#39;s ...Don&#39;t think you&#39;ll top this one!<br />It&#39;s quite thorough. It actually comes through the mail printed in full color on glossy paper. Some people get the full sixteen page version in the mail. Others get a condensed version with this link to the full version on-line.<br /><br />http://web.presby.edu/~phmeeker/Christmas2012/newsletter.pdf<br /><br />I can&#39;t imagine how long this takes to create. Enjoy!Renee Adamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079545682048364387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-9330978797697707522012-12-17T11:47:41.369-06:002012-12-17T11:47:41.369-06:00Love. Love. LOVE this!!!! Alycin and Neel..... omg...Love. Love. LOVE this!!!! Alycin and Neel..... omg genious. Katiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05380328409075275665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-54461435727288594712012-12-14T18:11:33.710-06:002012-12-14T18:11:33.710-06:00Pure gold. SAVE THE BUTTERFLIES!Pure gold. SAVE THE BUTTERFLIES!Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11022850782586745464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-69329449821093693212012-12-13T22:57:08.332-06:002012-12-13T22:57:08.332-06:00Translation for the last sentence: We couldn&#39;...Translation for the last sentence: We couldn&#39;t bear to have the likes of you lowly underachievers under our roof so Suzette will be happy to throw your ass in a Motel 6. ~Kim~http://www.blogger.com/profile/18136700203057939555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-32581724917444107082012-12-13T18:18:48.140-06:002012-12-13T18:18:48.140-06:00Glad the kids can spell since it&#39;s obvious the...Glad the kids can spell since it&#39;s obvious the parents cannot. Neel and Alycin?? WTF!! I will gladly help you punch these pukefaces in the throat and any other body part! Bring them!Monniekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03699877760335692818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-8945650503209429892012-12-13T08:51:21.640-06:002012-12-13T08:51:21.640-06:00This sounds like my SIL wrote it.
Mine would be n...This sounds like my SIL wrote it. <br />Mine would be no one is in jail, no one is dead, DD has made it to 17 and she isn&#39;t knocked up <br />mmmmmm maybe I need to write one for my SIL ;)Carinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06420692615632906445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-21824423016680703752012-12-13T08:48:00.091-06:002012-12-13T08:48:00.091-06:00all of the children are still alive...all of the children are still alive...Carinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06420692615632906445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-15876566963467380002012-12-13T05:19:49.212-06:002012-12-13T05:19:49.212-06:00OMG - that was BRILLIANT. The &quot;Gentle Wings&...OMG - that was BRILLIANT. The &quot;Gentle Wings&quot; foundation was hilarious! I almost spit coffee all over my computer. BRAVO!CSIJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06132757136204954918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-6612479237880884722012-12-13T05:15:20.161-06:002012-12-13T05:15:20.161-06:00I could include in my letter something like &quot;...I could include in my letter something like &quot;The boys are great and still masturbating a lot!&quot;bigdawgwifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13959572038417009406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-27714860748610231662012-12-12T21:01:15.352-06:002012-12-12T21:01:15.352-06:00Love! Just bought your book and reading it after t...Love! Just bought your book and reading it after the kids go to bed each night has been the highlight of my week! :DStephanie Sprengerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00013599048413321239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5984487997306130330.post-50585320190876783692012-12-12T19:17:06.191-06:002012-12-12T19:17:06.191-06:00you all do realize that it&#39;s not written in 3r...you all do realize that it&#39;s not written in 3rd person right? It&#39;s written from the dog&#39;s perspective. Sparky.becky cannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04635079739148990795noreply@blogger.com