Columbia/Barnard Architecture Workshop

spaceship

Opened just two years ago, in fall 2013, as a public bath and library, the building situated on W Houston St lifted off into the night sky last evening according to eye witness reports. Critics had already questioned its merit as a functional building when it first opened due to its unusual exterior but now it is becoming increasingly clear that the construction served as a covert operation for inhabitants of planet X-2138-PF9 to return to their mother ship. The U.S. government at the time of writing was not available for further comment. A city spokesperson said that he could neither deny nor confirm a possible involvement of the Franciscan Briar church situated just next door that has been suspected to be involved with alien operations for over a decade now.