Now we vote for the names! Then the names go to finals! Then the winning names get prizes! And the prizes comprise a pedalboard! And that pedalboard automatically wins BILF 2019! And the the faint whooshing you hear erupts into a cacophonous vacuum and you are sucked into your own bellybutton!

There are no winners!

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.