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Fuck The Ops, Except Wolfcop, He Cool

By Behold the Destroyer, 03/26/2013 - 9:30pm

Here's a pitch for a possible new movie: a cop that's also a werewolf. That's it. There's no need for setting, possible plot points, or characters. You have a cop that becomes a werewolf, the rest of the story writes itself. You can pick scenarios out of a hat randomly and they all work because inevitably dude wilds out turns into a werewolf and kills everyone. Imagine werewolf cop during pirate times, solving trade disputes...and eating all the booty. Werewolf cop in space, enforcing intergalatic law...and murdering everyone. What about werewolf cop in Downton Abbey drinking tea....and killing people. You'd see all of these movies.
The clip above is an entry into the CineCoup contest, where people compete for a million dollars to make their dream movie. Really hoping that Wolfcop wins so that one day I can walk up to a theatre and say "one for Wolfcop please". Hope is the wrong word. I know Wolfcop will win the money, because Wolfcop is Wolfcop and Wolfcop is amazing. Transitive logic.