Professor: They make disposable everything these days. Disposable diapers, disposable razors. They even make edible underwear, don't they? (class is silent) Yes! They do! (pause) Maybe I'm telling you more about myself than I should be…

–Wagner College

Girl: Wait, my panties!

–Franklin St

Guy on phone: I told you to take your thong off!

–60th & Columbus

Man: I do not want to know your bra size! Ever!

–Hunter College

Overheard by: Christina M.

Guy on cell: He wore boxers and it was like, "okay, so you hang to the left…"

–W 46th St

Older gentleman to lady friend: If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start wearing underwear.

Lost college girl to staff: Excuse me, I came in here to find a textbook but I spent all my money on that New Moon shit. Can I get a college discount?20-something staff: Um, Edward or Jacob?Lost college girl: Jacob.20-something staff: Yeah, I think we can get you a discount.

Boy doing Chinese worksheet: This is so hard.Friend: That's what she said!(five minutes later)Girl doing Chinese worksheet: Oh my god, this is so hard.Friend: That's what she said!(five minutes later)Another boy doing Chinese worksheet: Dude, this is so hard.Friend: That's what she said!Girl at front of room: The next person to make that joke gets a pickaxe through the brain.