A creature dubbed the ‘oriental yeti’ is being examined by scientists after emerging from ancient woodlands in remote central China.

While PAO scientists are still debating, this reporter has one big fear. That it is neither man, bear, pig, nor cat. This is EL CHUPACABRA – yes, the infamous South American GOAT SUCKER. Take a look and tell us you don’t believe these are related..

So what does it all mean? Bad news. If the Goat Sucker is now expanding its reign of terror overseas – other freaky beasts are likely to start showing up in America. Better lock your doors, kids – Loch Ness Monster is gonna get you!