Lyrics

I went out to a restaurant to get myself a meal
The waitress looked quite pretty ‘til her flesh began to peel
I found it quite disturbing so I asked her for my check
She brought it over to me then she tried to bite my neck!

She was a zombie! They’re everywhere! On the streets and in the air!
Zombies! They’re all around! They’ve taken over my hometown!
Zombies! They’re everywhere! From Saskatoon to Val D’Isere!
You people better watch your back, you never know when they’ll attack, oh yeah
Oh nooooo!!! Do the zombie! Nice and slow

I went down to the Police next to file a report
The officer dismissed me with a condescending snort
He said “There’s no such thing as zombies, you watch too much TV!”
And then he reached across his desk and tried to get a piece of me!

He was a zombie! They’re everywhere! On the streets and on the air!
Zombies! They’re all around! It’s sickening to hear their sound!
Zombies! They’re everywhere! Busboys! Babies! Billionaires!
You people better watch your back, you never know when they’ll attack, oh yeah
Oh nooooo!!! Do the zombie! Nice and slow

So then I went to city hall, to take it to the Mayor
I told her what I’d witnessed but she didn’t seem to care
She said “I tell you what I’ll do” and looked at me with great disdain
“I’ll put forward a motion that I’m going to eat your brain!”
She was a zombie! They’re everywhere! On the streets and in the air!
Zombies! They’re all around! They love to rise up from the ground!
Zombies! They’re everywhere! Try it zombie style, if you dare!
You people better watch your back, you never know when they’ll attack, oh yeah
Oh nooooo!!! Do the zombie! Nice and slow

I went home to my wife and said “I’m getting pretty scared
It seems like everyone’s a zombie, we’d better get prepared!”
I built a basement bunker, locked us in and threw away the key
She said “Thanks very much, it’s time for lunch!” and made a meal of me!

She was a zombie! They’re everywhere! On the streets and on the air!
Zombies! They’re all around! Knock knock, who’s there? Zombie clown!
Zombies! They’re everywhere! Undead, undead, undead, unfair!
You people better watch your back, or they’ll make you their midnight snack
Oh nooooo!!!