At least something's going right in Lindsay Lohan's life right now: Someone kinda famous wants to have sex with her mom! Cool! From the National Enquirer:

"Kick-Ass" star Christopher Mintz-Plasse was on a mission when he showed up at one of Lindsay Lohan's hangouts, The Hollywood hotspot Trousdale on May 4. The actor -- best known as high school nerd Fogell "McLovin" in "Superbad" -- joked with a pal that he desperately wants to meet Lindsay's mom, Dina: "Who needs Lindsay... I think Dina's the hot one!" Neither mother nor daughter made an appearance on this night. (Print Edition - 5/10)

The sad thing is that Dina Lohan is probably so desperate for attention that she actually would bang McLovin. If he did nail her, it'd be just like that one scene in American Pie where the kid sleeps with Stifler's mom. Except instead of bragging about it the next day to all of the other kids at school, McLovin would be at the free clinic trying to explain why his dick looked like a science experiment gone wrong. Don't go there dude, don't go there.

Dina Lohan is a hot MILF, something that is not common knowledge around Hollywood. She is also a very protective, caring and concerned mother. She has been considered more than once for California's mother of the year award. She is a world wide role model for American Motherhood, so I doubt that she would engage in casual sex.