Brazil denies all knowledge of hosting Olympic Games in 2016

IOC Vice-President John Coates has told delegates at an Olympic Forum in Sydney that officials in the 2016 host city Rio de Janeiro have claimed to know nothing about the games being held there. His comments come after an IOC delegation visited Rio to check on progress ahead of the games, which are due to commence in a little over 2 years time.
‘When we got there we couldn’t believe the lack of progress’ said Coates, ‘practically nothing has been done, and when we spoke to the head of the Brazilian Games Organising Committee he told me he ‘didn’t know anything about any Olympics’ and asked if we were sure we had got the right city. When I pressed him further he said ‘no, you mean the World Cup, yes come and see our stadiums’ but when I said it was the Olympic Games stadiums we had come to see he pretended he couldn’t speak English and just shrugged his shoulders and said ‘no speaka da eenglish, you like girls? I get you girls no problem’.
Coates also confirmed that the Olympic Committee is now sounding out London about hosting the Olympics for a second time ‘I’ve spoken with The Mayor of London about holding the games again after the success of 2012' said Coates 'and when I asked Boris Johnson he said ‘what? Olympics? when did that happen? Do you like girls? I can get you girls’.