Why Men Avoid Marriage

Things are different. You know it. I know it. Our grandparents know it. The thing is, some guys think that we have it hard because we're not sure when it's okay to open a door for a woman and when she wants to be "independent," but I think that men have never had it so good.

Why?

Because we never have to get married. We can get all the fun stuff out of wedlock without the paperwork. It's a beautiful thing. Women were all for liberation and hey, I'm all for it too. Especially if it means I'm getting laid all the time... and by a host of women. This is why men avoid marriage.

WHY MEN AVOID MARRIAGE #1

DATING MULTIPLE WOMEN

Not only do I get to sleep with a host of different flavors of women throughout my reproductive life, but I can even tell them about each other without fear of consequence. I mean, if they don't like it, they can take a walk. At least I don't have to give up half my assets. Oh, that's another reason why men avoid marriage.

And the beauty of it all is that most women stick around. And do you know why? It's because they're sleeping around too.

Oh man, the way things are going, I may never get married.

WHY MEN AVOID MARRIAGE #2

SPENDING MONEY ON MYSELF

Out of the many reasons why men avoid marriage, money issues are right up there with "nagging." I mean, I want to work hard and climb the corporate ladder without some chick draped in Gucci and Louis Vuitton (paid for by me) bitching and complaining that I don't spend enough time with her.

Then there's the fear of getting taken for everything I've got. How many of my buddies married the "girl of their dreams" only to be taken to the cleaners a few short years later? Not me, baby, never.

And, of course, my toys. The last thing I need is someone telling me how I should be spending my money. If I want to buy an RS8 on top of the car I already have, I don't want to hear the voice of reason trying to steer my attention towards other bills and weekly manicures.

Money is also saved when a man in single. Even though you might think that you contribute financially to a relationship, at the end of the day, I probably contribute a whole lot more than you do, because chances are I'm making more.

Restaurants, cars, gas, gifts, trips, and the rest of it take a huge bite out of my wallet when everything is for two. But when it's just for me, the other half that would've been spent on a woman stays in my pocket.

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