Turkey No Longer Protecting Us From Terror

Way back in May, we were alerted to the presence of a turkey down by Battery Park, seen inside the gates of the Department of Homeland Security and Coast Guard building. It was comforting to see Mother Nature helping to fight the terrorists, keeping New York safe from evil-doers. But via Curbed comes an unnerving update: While still roaming the tip of the island, it would seem that the Terror Turkey has left the DHS and is just gobbling around Battery Park. With Thanksgiving around the corner, now's hardly the time for our beloved weapon in the war on terror to be lazy and unemployed.