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My official endorsement

Reasons why I am endorsing General Zod for president

- Restore respect for the US worldwide (after he takes over the rest of this puny planet)- Very strong on environmental issues- Zero percent unemployment (all those who do not have useful jobs will be sent to work camps)- Save federal dollars on elections as Zod will rule until he dies (and unless someone has some kryptonite I don't see that happening anytime soon)- No more biparuisan bickering (its Zod's way or the highway, and when Zod refers to the highway he means execution)