Mine's more of a running joke; there's a guy on our team, we'll call him Joe. Joe is a pretty nice guy - you can tell he's a guy you really wouldn't want to tick off, but he treats everybody nicely and is also pretty good on the ice.

There's a referee who apparently has been officiating all kinds of sports here in town for years, so his relationship with Joe would go back quite a ways.

Anyway, when Joe's at the game and this ref is there, we call it "guranteed penalty night". Because I kid you not, Joe can be at the other end of the ice and will get a penalty for something. We joke that he should just start the game in the penalty box and get it over with. This guy just has it out for him, it's hilarious.