Well, I'm foul mouthed, so I doubt I will ever be able to write anything under the T Rating. My writing usually varies between humour and romance. Smut is there, but not posted here due to the BS rules. Drama and angst are possibilities depending on the story. Adventure isn't my area, but damn if I won't try. I aspire to write a gruesome horror and twisted fairytale one day.

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Stories written or in progress:

A Desirable Female: FEM NARU. Many had eyes for Naru, but she only loved Sasuke, until he abandoned her and Konoha. Now it's been years since Naru and Sasuke went missing from Konoha, and there's a new legacy about to begin. ItaNaru. BEING RE-WRITTEN

Bring it On Akatsuki!: Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'. Idea from YaoiRocks. ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Only Eternal With You: A Smut fic with a small bit of fluffy plot thrown in. Dieing alone but with their hearts still linked. Can these two find each other again in the next life? SasoDei. Yaoi. Reincarnation fic. Written for YaoiRocks ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Romanticide: A story about brothers Deidara and Naruto and their move to a new peaceful village. The boys have to learn that to love others they need to be able to love themselves, and that not doing so is the same as killing yourself. AU. MadDeiSaso and SasuNaruGaa. IN PROGRESS.

Seven Deadly Sins: Seven dark one-shots, one for each sin. Each one-shot pairs Naruto up with a different character who represents the sin. AU. Yaoi. SasuNaru, NaruShika, ChoNaru, GaaNaru, NejiNaru, MadNaru and SaiNaru. IN PROGRESS.

Sexual Cavities: Deidara is sugar high and giving the Akatsuki complete chaos, so they pester Sasori into helping them subdue Deidara. The red-head has the perfect way to subdue the blonde... SasoDei S&M Yaoi. Written for YaoiRocks ONE-SHOT COMPLETE

Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.

After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.

We all know that Akashi's orders are absolute. So when the former captain of Teiko orders the other members of the Generation of Miracles to quit their teams and reform their old one, it goes without saying that they all follow without arguing. Well almost. Kuroko tries to fight against him but even the Shadow of Seirin can't win every battle. What'll Seirin do when they find out?

Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU

Sometimes when he looks at her he sees nothing of Lily or Potter in the girl who lived, but then perhaps that is what makes her more like Potter than anything else. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.

Neville thinks about his classmate Ellie Potter and about the difference between what they thought she would be like and how she is. In the end she doesn't seem to want to live up to any of their expectations. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

It's Sunday and Wizard Lenin and Lily are visiting the mysterious uncle Death but Wizard Lenin decides to spend this particular Sunday making the mysterious Death less of a mystery. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

"This one," said Shuu, scrawling a name on a piece of paper "Yousen?" said Tatsuya, taking it. "Yeah," said Shuu. "Look it up. If you're going to transfer, that's the school to transfer to in your prefecture. It's got good academics, a national-level basketball club, and apparently the food they serve in the dorms is really good." / Kuroko-in-Yousen. Gen.

Bill Weasley, inconsequential human employee at Gringotts, attempts to explain to his family the recent developments at Gringotts concerning Eleanor Potter and Lily Riddle. No one really believes him. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

The year is 1977 and Bellatrix Lestrange confronts Riddle Incorporated leading the vampire Frank to think about the politics of the day and the addict's anthem. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.

Collection of one-shots that I seem to be writing a lot of recently. CH4: The aftermath of Mayuzumi Chihiro's meeting with a shadow-obsessed Akashi. Problem was, no matter how invisible he was, he could probably never surpass the blue-eyed phantom. Not in basketball, and not in Akashi Seijuro. (Mayuaka, Akakuro)

In which Kuroko is forced to cross-dress, Kagami becomes an unwilling Prince, and the others crack at the hilarity. GoM is trying to sabotage the event much to their respective partners' chagrin. It's Seirin Cultural Festival and its craziness in one package. Kaga/Kuro, GoM/Kuro. Chapter 18: So the conclusion is... you plus me equals...?

The Hunger Games are over and the rebellion is under way. Suzaku and Lelouch are tested to see just how broken they can get, by enemies and allies alike. Betrayal is inevitable in a civil war, and political jostling for power leaves behind ruin, but neither Lelouch nor Suzaku are content with merely being anyone else's tools. Rated for violence, explicit sex, some infidelity.

While Lelouch and Suzaku have returned to Area 11 in one piece, the illusion of safety is quickly stripped away by Pendragon politics and Lelouch's screwed-up family. More Code Geass characters enter the mix as Lelouch and Suzaku return to the Games, once again fighting against other Tributes and the system that put them there. Rated for violence, explicit sex, dubcon again.

• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR

Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::

Voldemort siezes the chance to do what he's always wanted. The Light fades from the hearts of the Order as they give up the search for their savior and try to move on. But some say you will find what you seek only when you stop looking. SLASH!Temp AU! Mentions of sexual abuse/non-con situations

A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.

From cgkinkmemeii. PROMPT: Britannia has its own version of The Hunger Games, occurring annually. Fusion!fic with Lelouch and Suzaku sharing the roles of Katniss and Peeta, and other Code Geass characters added as needed. Rated for violence, explicit sex, dubcon, explicit descriptions of injuries. Written before I saw the Hunger Games movie, so book-verse-based world. Art by cmcj.

Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)

Blaine lost his best friend to popularity and social status his freshmen year of high school. After everything that's happened he can't forget what Kurt meant to him. And despite losing what meant the world to him, Kurt can't let go of their memories. AU

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if thing's went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

When Aomine accidentally steals Kuroko's first kiss, he must 'take responsibility', aka take Kuroko out on a date. But when the rest of the Generation of Miracles and the Seirin basketball team find out, there's no doubt that the date will be anything but normal.

Retouching: "Altering a print or negative after development to remove blemishes." This fic contains non-chronological companion stories to Snapshots – other POVs, other worlds, other situations. Chapters that related to specific Snapshots chapters will be labelled.

A cgkinkmeme prompt gone wild. Starts with a pushy Suzaku at 10 through 16, and a reluctant Lelouch at 17 through 22, exploring their relationship through dream-linked universes and politics, as child and teens and adult. AU, one-shots/mini-arcs, M/M, explicit

MiraGen!fic. After discovering that Kuroko might be dating Kagami, the 'Generation of Miracles' decide to kidnap the redhead and confront him about the matter. Unfortunately, nothing ever tends to go according to plan when a certain pair of troublemakers is involved, much to Akashi's chagrin. Overprotective!Aomine, Stalker!Kise. -Oneshot-

Kuroko has sexpressions. Aomine is awkward. Their very first, haphazard date. Shoujo manga makes a return. And again, the Generation of Miracles feels the need to tag along. A parody. Aomine/Kuroko, AoKuro, GoM/Kuroko. M for Language.

Kise finally gets his long-awaited date with Kuroko, but of course the rest of the Generation of Miracles are not going to take this sitting down. By the way, shoujo manga are meant to be thwarted. Kise/Kuroko, GoM/Kuroko. Ao/Kuro Parody up!

Brian has to be away for St. Patrick's Day, so Justin and Em decide to celebrate at Woody's. But just what will Justin be doing there? Does Brian have to worry? B/J Mainly PWP one-shot for the holiday.

AU, nonmagic. When Lord Voldemort announces that he is looking for an heir, the Dursley family brings along their servant, Harry Potter to the ball being held. What happens when the two meet? Slash oneshot.

Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.

Sai is head over heals in love with Naruto, and tries his best to become Sasuke's replacement, but becomes much more than that when Naruto fall for him. Everything was going so well until Sasuke returned. Who will Naruto choose? Sai, or Sasuke? Do you ever really forget your first love? SasuNaru SaiNaru Mpreg

Sequel to "A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action.' Justin agrees to help out 16-year-old Gus, but gets a little more than he bargained for when someone develops a crush on him. **STORY IS NOW COMPLETE**

Four years after the end of the series, Hitomi is happy but still misses Gaea and the people she left behind. But when Van's advisors threaten to force a marriage, and Yukari leaves for England, can Hitomi finally follow her heart back to Gaea? VanxHitomi

Brian has had a bad day at work and plans on unwinding by going to Woody's and Babylon with his friends and his Sunshine, only to have his plans dashed when he comes home to find quite the surprise. Rated for some coarse language and sexual references.

Kurt and Blaine's breakup means that Kurt has to spend the holidays alone. Fed up with his all too happy family, he takes a walk, only to run into one Dave Karofsky. But why is Dave all alone in a park the day after Christmas? Kurtofsky, Slash, Rated T

Another Tri-crossover! Supernatural!Harry Potter!Twilight! rolled into one. Harry, youngest son of John Winchester, arrives in Forks, WA, with his family. This is yet another move to them, whats dif about this one? Harry/Edward; Sam/Jacob!

Blaine is given a pleasurable reminder of just how different Kurt acts when under the influence of a sugar high. Unfortunately for him it's the same night as Rachel Berry's latest attempt at throwing a party. Blaine/Kurt. GRAPHIC SLASH. One-Shot.

After 513 B & J keep things going long distance for a year. Then after a horrible argument the boys split up for good, severing all ties. 12 years later, a 17 year old Gus finds photos of B & J together and goes on a quest to find out what happened.

It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.

'Go out with me.' A simple request that changes the lives of two boys. Mistaking Naruto for a girl, Sasuke agrees, unknowing of the challenges that awaits them. A heartbreaking yet sweet tale of innocent love. SasuNaruSasu/Yaoi/AU/COMPLETE

Inspired by the scene in S5 where Justin witnesses the girls arguing and tells Lindsey he and Brian have had some prize fights of their own. What happens when a Drama Queen meets a Drama Princess? Rated M for language

In which Merlin does something that is twenty-seven different kinds of silly, Gwen and Morgana know about other things that aren't true, Arthur is on patrol a lot and Gaius can read minds. Except for when he can't. MERLIN/ARTHUR. SLASH.

Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection

It's a normal night at Babylon when Justin sees Ted trying to pick up a trick. Justin decides to help. Rated for some coarse language and sexual references. This is not a Justin/Ted story. They're just friends.

There is something about you that makes me willing to withstand the pain of both distance and time. But when all else falls away, you can remember that you once had me. 30themes with Aomine/Kuroko - varying between close friendship and strong romance.

Sequel to 'A Hero'. After the 'Ethan Incident' Justin and Michael have become closer than before, and Brian isn't happy about it. His eyes betray his emotions. How much can the ad exec take before he blows a fuse?

Non-magic AU. Slash. Mpreg. Harry looked up at the man who was supposed to be his father. He recognized him vaguely form the pictures Lily had burned to keep away from him and James. He wondered absently if the man knew the real reason she'd sent him.

Takes place after Brian and Justin get engaged. Howard Bellweather comes to town for another book signing. Justin still wants an apology for the article. Meanwhile Brian is still a little upset Bellweather said he was 31. He was 30 back then, okay?

AU from around S307 onwards. Brian has urgent news for Justin, and visits him at Ethan's apartment. Justin breaks up with Ethan, Brian makes a hairy little friend, and after a bit of nail-biting they all live happily ever after

Days after their historic reunion, Brian and Justin still haven't come back down to earth. Working together is extremely difficult, most especially when a certain blond intern teases the boss with regularity. **Mostly PWP**

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

Set after New York in The Lima Bean Cafe, Kurt and Dave have a chat, tragically angsty but funny, smut thoughts by Dave, but not what you would expect. Rated M. One-shot. Lame summery, I know, but it's my first.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)

Ryoma is dragged into a cross-dressing dance on sports day. He will do a cheerleading dance and wear cheerleader outfit! And, our stoic buchou get a girlfriend now! Yaoi, pillar-pair. Sorry for bad summaries. Chapter 4 update!

Uchiha Sasuke is attractive, eloquent, and the type of cool that just makes a girl want to juggle. So...why is it so difficult to get to know him? Maybe the problem is he already knows everything about you. For sequel, go to Echo Uchiha

Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU

Based on CP Coulter's Dalton - Pairing: Clark/Julian. Answer to a Tumblr prompt - On the worst of the boiling summer days in the Something Damaged set, Clark and Julian set things aflame between them after one whisper of a name.

Based on CP Coulter's Dalton - Pairing: Logan/Julian. The stories have been told from Julian's side. But maybe he wasn't the only one who had been unrequited all this time... Logan stole whenever he could. And he stole from Julian.

Based on CP Coulter's "Dalton" - The Juliark -Julian/Clark- Trilogy. Julian Larson spirals down in Tinsel Town after fleeing Dalton Academy, and he finds himself under the protection of Hollywood's last angel.

Four years after Harry traveled back in time, Tom graduates and coils his Slytheriny machinations around Harry in a loving embrace. I mean a controlling vise. Well, both. Tom/Harry, fluffy slightly romantic satire. Inspired by Lydia-Kitten's Wand Cores.

NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.

Song-fic that's kind of PWP definitely P, kind of WP . Schmoopy, fluffy, romantic Brian; he's very high and thinking of his Sunshine. When Justin comes home it becomes a hot, steamy romp in the proverbial hay. Post-series.

Justin has decided to try another tactic into getting Brian to stop tricking. Deny Brian until he comes crawling for more. Bit by bit out little blonde bomb shell plans to turn Brian around. How will it turn out?

Justin's feeling a little sorry for himself on Valentine's Day. This is a little one-shot inspired by something I read in the paper this morning. Hope you enjoy it! Brian/Justin romance - post 513 fic.

Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.

LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.

...yes, it IS another one. Drama and angst abounds as Tayuya once again appears to disturb Kabuto and Sasuke's comfortable life, and... what's this! Naruto's got a new stalker! And this one is a bit more of a challenge...AU,YAOI,MPREG GaaNaru, KabuSasu.

'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.

Justin returns Brian's bracelet to him 3.04 and for the first time since they split Brian catches a glimpse that Justin still wants him. Brian decides to give Justin a reminder. This is an alternate telling of these events - continued by request.

They both struggle with their emotion. One from hiding it, the other from showing it. Yuki couldn't take it anymore, he just needed to hear the three words from Luka's lips to know that Luka feels the same way about him. Lemon. Now beta-ed! Enjoy.

4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH

Lost to a wager, Naruto is sentenced to life or death under La Bestia, a man who is more animal than human. Abandoned by his father, with a murdered mother, Naruto cannot go back, but what sort of life is waiting for him under The Beast? ItaNaru

Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.

Dumbledore decides to give Harry another chance of growing up normally. So he sends him back in time to 1976-the age of Marauders. Harry just wants to get through his sixth year, but James Potter is making that extremely hard. SLASH, INCEST.

While Yuki is struggling to accept his feelings towards Luka, Luka does something unexpected. How will both parties react after the fact? Can their love bloom a second time? Read to find out! NOTE: Very slow read in the beginning. Picks up. 4 chap.

Albus' favorite cousin, Louis, has come down with the flu. And worse, he's got fangirls hassling him as Valentine's Day approaches. To save him, Albus must go on a Hogwarts adventure! Slash, incest, oh my! LW/ASP

No sooner do B&J enter into the shocking world of monogamy than they find themselves in much more daunting and unfamiliar territory...Justin's pregnancy. Mpreg you might like even if you don't usually like mpreg. Drama, humor, not crack.

True love is the most capturing. Brought together in the pitch as rivals and partners in class, Harry and Cedric begin drowning in secret, growing passions. Takes place in third book. Updates as soon as possible--

After being expelled, Harry built a new life in Forks. Now he must deal with an army of vengeful vampires, illness, and the return of the love that abandoned him. With all this on his plate, will he ever go back to Britain? SLASH by Early-Frosts.

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

"I found this in my History of Magic classroom," Peter explained, waggling the small piece of paper for them all to see. "It's not signed, but who ever wrote it's a genius."—the Marauders come across an interesting List. Rated T for sexual suggestion

The small child turned his neck up towards his savior. "Are you God?" And the redhead man replied with a hearty laugh. "Of course! You may call me master!" And thus began the chronicles of a Master and his Idiot Disciple.

"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.

The world has been crippled by a plague that disintegrates both the human body and mind. With a rapidly diminishing human population, two opposing leaders rush to find the cure and the answer, to the virus and themselves. SasuNaru, zombie AU

What do you get when you stir in a pinch of idol worship, a dash of arrogance, and just a bit of jealousy? Justin and Emmett take French cooking lessons. Emmett/Justin friendship, eventual Brian/Justin romance

Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru

In which Cedric Diggory gets relocated to Forks, Washington by the Wizarding Protection Program after almost getting hit by the killing curse, and he decides to write to Harry Potter to lament about the state of his life now.

Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.

Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy didn’t think anything was wrong when their son, Draco, had been born. Granted, he’d started bawling something that sounded suspiciously like ‘Ree-Ree’, instead of crying the normal, ear-splitting wail that most newborns do...DH

ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry

LightningHunter's Parody of fics we hate. Parody of badly written fics, high school fics, selfinserts, male pregnancies, people who can't write summaries, and unoriginality. Mrated for a lot of language. Chapter 2! Also features LightningHunter's flames!

He saved me, and I was drawn to him like birds to the air - and Headmaster, even the birds that cannot fly long for the air." Barty Crouch Jr./Harry Potter. For Kamerreon's Rare Slash Pairing Alphabet Challenge.

Slash. Every Death Eater’s child is told that they will become a Death Eater upon reaching seventeen. To defy their father and their Lord would bring consequences. When Theodore Nott refuses the Mark, he must deal with the consequences... all of them.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV

As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.

Harry's turning seventeen, and makes a wish on a real cake while he celebrates with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. It's his only wish to come true, and it does in the oddest manner Harry's ever met. SLASH. HP/LV

Sequel to 'Once Upon A Cedric', Harry/Cedric and the summer after the Tri-Wiz. SLASH, manipulative!Dumbledore, new toys, new Marauders, new discoveries, an eccentric French wandmaker, Mad-Eye Moody and the usual suspects...with Cedric very much alive!

When Cedric died, Harry Potter lost his first love. What if that led to Harry going bad-REALLY bad? What if something could be done to prevent it? Harry/Cedric slash, het Draco/Other, Hermione/Ron, Technomagic, Dark!Harry implied, AU, NEW last Chapter up!

HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

*SPOILERS FOR R2 EP 23* Lulu loses the battle and has to play a game of chess with Schenizel, but is there a punishment game waiting for him? SchneizelxLelouch. Non-con, yaoi, mild cursing, incest. DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ! One-shot.

For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.

AU/OOC Final battle is over, Harry is knocked up and alone, and with Severus Snape of all people to rely on sev mentor fic . And the sire? about to wed Hermione.Can Harry protect his child and mend a broken heart. warn slash/mpreg

Senior Week is a time where anything can happen on college campuses. With no classes, exams, work, or commitments, it's just one giant party. With alcohol and a random boyfriend in the mix, Sasuke's night might not go exactly as he thought it would.

After his 4th year the Delacours see Harry alone at Kings Cross and decide to take him to France where an unusual romance blooms between Harry and Rabastan Lestrange. But will it last longer than the first night? SLASH.

Lily and Al are rather close for siblings, James has his moments. Upon return home from their school year, Al's gone missing, James and Lily know where he's with, more importantly, who he's with. asp/sm

AU. Somehow, after years of bickering, arguing, and knock out fist fights, Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an unbreakable friendship. But a simple slipup and life changing words threatens to change everything. SasuNaru

Side-story to the So Series. Ino has terrifically bad timing, but luckily no one notices. It's time to set some things straight. Or not-straight. Either way. Involves drunk!Sasuke, suggestive!Naruto, and a delightful helping of awkard.

After rescuing Theo Nott from Voldemort, Harry has to let him stay at Grimmauld Place for the summer. Theo is happy to put his life in Harry’s hands, and his body in Harry’s bed. Theo loves him. Harry pretends to, while Theo pretends Harry isnt pretending

Because Kuu wants to know when Kyouko will be his legal daughter. Because the managers have been planning this all along. Because sometimes all you need is a gentle shove. RenxKyouko. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!

Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.

Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.

Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru

The Order of the Black Knights has handed over their King in return for Japan. However, with Zero claimed dead and Lelouch in his grasp, Schneizel is only a couple turns away from claiming checkmate on the entire world. Yaoi. Schneizel/Lelouch main

It's morning and the sun is shining. The birds are crying out 'BAD OMEN! BAD OMEN' and Yuuri is smiling. Greta is in between him and Wolfram and he's just /so beautiful/. Yuuri can't help but agree to that thought.

One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.

Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI

In San Francisco the Winchesters run into Harry singing in a bar. A man Harry takes home is found horribly murdered the next day and Sam becomes suspicious. Dean wants to see Harry again so he investigates but what he finds might not be anything he likes.

Dean/Harry. On a job, when the spirits of two dead lovers possess Sam and Harry, it causes a host of new problems for Dean. Especially with Sam falling in love, Harry trying to kill Sam, and Dean still needing to buy back his soul. Sequel to Soul Music.

Oct.31,1981 Harry Potter's parents died one tragic night at the hand of Lord Voldemort. No one questioned it. 23 years later, Harry's beginning to find that jumping to conclusions wasn't the best idea- he gets the feeling John Winchester would agree DWHP

It started off as a way for him to get over Sakura. She just wanted to see the look on her face, when she saw that they were a couple. When the hell did real feelings get involved. Ino x Naruto AU-ish. Totally Complete Woo hoo!

Harry defeated Voldemort at a cost. He eventually ends up in America, where, eight years after the defeat, he meets two brothers who fight the supernatural…. He certainly isn’t the one they are set to save either. Harry Potter crossover. Slash

The senses of the human body create memories, memories of the past that hold questions and destinations for the future. He can feel her. Every aspect of his living, breathing body can feel her; this angel of demise crystallized before his presence. KxA.

Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.

AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.

In celebration of the fact that us Potter nerds have bumped the fanfiction count for this fandom up past the 400,000 mark recently, I thought I'd bestow upon you a reward for such a feat, in which Sirius most definitely does not stalk Harry. Slash, duh.

It’s said that if you separate the Vessel from the Keeper, all hell will break loose. It’s only natural that Hell not only breaks loose, but spills over when the Vessel and Keeper awake to find they were separated for over a hundred years. SasuNaru GaaSak

Naruto Uzumaki disappeared from radar two years ago, leaving behind a psychotic best friend and a town full of terrified people. Now he’s back, much to his ‘watchdog’s’ dismay. KakaNaru. Written because I lost another bet. Stupid Roely… with love.

Gaara and Naruto have an understanding in the form of an occasional sexual relationship. It’s during one of their more rougher sessions that it’s taken the wrong way. Uchichas can be possessive like that. Main is SasuNaru but some heavy GaaraNaruto.

In a desperate but badly thought out attempt to bring back Sasuke, Naruto ends up bringing back more than he'd ever hoped to. Chapter 14: Itachi returns to Konoha with astonishing information, but the world still won't be perfect for a long time. [warning: mpreg, lemons and some bad stuff]

After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU

Now with omake. Naruko makes an indecent proposal to her once upon a time best friend, Sasuke. They say you can't go back, but how can you go forward when the one you love isn't in your future? SasuNaruko. Smut.

There were many things Naruto never expected to see after waking up, Itachi emerging from a book was one of them; turns out that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Now he’s in a world of talking birds, hooded men and finding out more than he wished to know

When Kanda makes a verbal jab at Allen for being too nice, Allen takes on an informal challenge—to be a bad boy for a day. What do you know? He does a pretty good job, and it looks like Kanda can’t handle it.

"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.

“We weren't fighting,” Kanda replied, “they were just making illicit suggestions about your virtue and discussing whether or not having sex with one’s sister is on an equal moral level as their cousin. And I was leaving.”

A Schneizel-Suzaku-Lelouch university AU fic. For Lelouch vi Britannia, the greatest predicament in his life came not in the name of war. It came in the name Schneizel vi Britannia, Kururugi Suzaku, and whatever thing happened between them.

Sasuke begins to wish to start a family and has doubts about his marriage. But that all changes with one little surprise. Boy oh boy...little is an understatment. WARNING: Mpreg Sasunaru. Sequal to 'Catch Me If You Can'. Enjoy.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

They say once you know, you can never go back. The things Bella discovers while in the hands of an old foe during Edward's absence cannot be forgotten, but how will she deal with them? James/Bella. Romance/Drama. Please read and review!

Harry is loaned to the Muggle government after the London bombings. When his counterpart in Communications delivers evidence of a plot to expose wizarding Britain, he is all ears. And only in part because the messenger has such a familiar voice.

As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru

Belated Valentine's Day fic, side-fic to Trials of Life. As they start their life together, Ryoma finds himself stumped over getting the perfect gift for his new husband. Please read Trials of Life first. Pairing: TezuRyo. Hints of another pair too.

A Schneizel/Lelouch fic. The very first memory that Schneizel el Britannia had regarding his dear Lelouch was about a boy of five who always followed him anywhere with eyes so curious and smile so innocent.

Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!

AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?

Naruto and Sasuke are room mates, both have feelings for the other but are to nervous to admit it. A night out with vodka shots and karaoke somehow breaks their stubborn silence in a most... unexpected way. Rated M for Lemon. Co-written with TigerTearz.

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU

re-written! Itachi. I know what you are thinking… He killed his clan…right? That is in fact, a lie. He was framed, by who is not entirely clear as of yet. Follow Itachi and Naruto as they try and find the killers of the Uchiha clan... Yaoi Itanaru mpreg

Life is nothing but a string of conscious thrown together. Every thought, every motive has a purpose. Suicide can end this seething chain that threatens to choke us. But suicide does not have to be a miserable thing...-This is JUST a summary, NOT a guide-

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

AU: Slash: Non-Magic: When Harry moved to Forks to be with his dad, he never expected to fall in love with a classic vampire. Nor did he expect to have a nomad vampire named Tom Riddle Jr. become madly obsessed with him. Edward/Harry

*Side-fic to Trials of Life* It is Christmas, and one year since the Tezuka couple welcomed the latest addition into their family. How would it be like, celebrating with another loved one in the family? *Christmas fic, Ryoma's birthday fic* . TezuRyo

For Imperial Mint. Happy New Year They said the house was haunted. Not a single word was heard from the place, not a sound. It was just too silent. What if during the Uchiha massacre Itachi made a mistake? ItaNaru.

He wanted to be out of the blond's grip. It was just plain weird to have someone, a boy, nonetheless, hold onto him while he slept. Plain creepy. It was even creepier to have that same boy say his name while he slept. :oneshot:

Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru

AU. Naruto catches pneumonia, and is blessed with Sasuke being his doctor. Instantly being attracted to the stoic man, Naruto plays hooky to continue to see him. But some things don’t always work as you plan. SasuNaru

'If you're here then you're either anti-SasuNaru, Pro-ItaNaru or just lost.' Famous words of the internet page Naruto has stumbled across, he realises that Kabuto has more than a few issues, Sasuke created devilish ploys and Itachi enjoys aNar

The Sequel to 'James Returns'. Bella is trying to deal with her feelings for James but something is telling her it's not over. Edward is having a hard time adjusting to the new Bella. Rating for all kinds of naughtiness and language. Please R&R!

I gave up my own dream when I stole his." Sometimes the consequences of a single moment of stupidity can be staggering. Sasuke can tell you all about it. 1st person pov. Kyuu/Naru, mpreg, character death

James was able to escape from Edward in the ballet studio and has returned for Bella. While being held captive Bella forms a unexpected relationship with James. Rating for violence, lemons, and rape. Read at your own risk. If you do please review!

AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV

a detrimental benefit: an oxymoron that implies anything received which is meant to be positive is in fact harmful to it's receiver. Example: Falling in love with your hated enemy who also happens to be the same gender as you are. .:. AU NaruGaa. read A/N

Lelouch left a letter for Schneizel after Zero Requiem. What is the letter about? What will be Schneizel's reaction? First attempt! Thanks to Shourin! comments and reviews are welcomed so i can improve more SchneizelxLelouch

Spoilers for final episode. In the silence of Zero Requiem, they were still human. And with their hands joined, and their hearts, they could do anything. Always. For Lelouch and Suzaku; true heroes, at the end of all things.

Naruto is not happy, his former best friend is coming to live with him and his family. How is Naruto going to concentrate with that arrogant, stuck up...oh so sexy bastard right next door? Let the battle of wills begin...

SxL. “Last night, Lelouch, this is our last night... Please show your true self to me at least here, at least when we are like this... Cry, dammit, yell, curse me... struggle... just do anything but... not this... Lelouch... please..." R2 SPOILERS, YAOI.

HPDM slash, crackfic, prequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly.' Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist. He knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy, because he can come up with much better explanations.

Sasuke’s day had been a living hell thanks to one blue eyed, blonde haired idiot. Said idiot swallowed thickly, “What the hell, teme?” Sasuke smirked and leaned in to whisper, “You owe me.” SasuNaru Plot? What plot? For Master of Rebels... finally.

There is a power within the Land of Fire, a hidden force of Akatsuki. Now, Uchiha Itachi just has to learn how to cope with business life, other members, his brother, Kyuubi and the leader's quirks... And the mysteries and murders aren't helping at all.

SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!

It was a perfect moment, a rare instance and Fuji captured it in a photograph. That single photograph encourages a romance that was always meant to be. Sometimes, love is not complicated at all. Yaoi, Tezuka/Ryoma

SasuNaru While substituting as a marriage advisor for his brother’s boyfriend, Sasuke happens to find one of his newest customers fairly, attractive. Thus, he plans to cheat his way into his customer’s life.

For - Nightly Halo -. It was a gradual change, one that came with a question and ended with an answer. Guarding the sole survivor of a 'tragic' massacre was one thing but being able to free yourself of your restraints was another. ItaNaru.

Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein

Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru

With Naruto marrying Sakura, Sasuke does everything to prove that only he knows how to make Naruto happy: even if it means making an agreement that could leave a permanent emotional scar on Naruto’s heart. Eventual SasuNaru

LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?

His name hadn’t become Juumonji Sena for no reason and if he could convince his husband to go on a plane to get to their honeymoon destination then of course he could persuade Kazuki to face his fears and kiss that stone. One Shot.

Tobi claims Deidara as his lover after Sasori's 'death'. Only to find that the puppet is still alive and wanting Dei for himself. A lot of chaos ensues as the two compete for the blonde's affections...only go get worse when a mission turns terribly wrong

-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

As the title implies, a cross-play with Sweet Home Alabama. Sasuke returns to his hometown to sever his ties with his old lover, only to find that he's not as out-of-love as he originally thought. NaruSasuNaru, One shot.

Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.

Naruto forgot to take his Ritalin. Kyuubi's a pothead. Sakura is a raving lunatic. Kakashi's drunk. Sai's, well, Sai. Orochimaru is a child perv. Sasuke's obssessive compulsive. Itachi is confused. Poor Kabuto, it seems he's the only sane one in the bunch

I once thought it was ironic that the Professor who had taught me the Dark Arts most effectively was a Death Eater out for my blood. A man whom I had been forbidden to see, to understand… and finally, to love. Barty Crouch Jr & Harry Potter One-shot SLASH

“What is it you’re selling here?” the redhead asked upon seeing no merchandise inside. The blonde’s face set in a foxlike grin.“Well….this Kazekagesama…is what’s known as a….kissing booth,” he said, sapphire eyes glinting impishly.

Sakura’s faced with a dilemma when Sasuke confesses he likes her after she asks Naruto out. Then again, Sasuke has a really good idea that might be a win-win situation all around. SasukeNarutoSakura Threesome.

Naruto and Sasuke were friends for some time, now they're boyfriends. But somehow, people keep getting in the way of their relationship. Can they work past this...?Or should they just call it quits. Epilogue is up! .:COMPLETE:.

21 black keys, 67 white keys. One month to learn how to play the piano in order to impress Sakura and Naruto just HAD to ask that jerk to help him. Is this the formula for disaster? ... Or worse? -Slight NaruSaku, SasuNaru, Oneshot, AU-

Sequel to The Slave of Sound; SasuNaru. Yaoi, and more fluff than is healthy. Naruto has been brought back from oblivion through Kyuubi. And this time, a certain Nine Tailed Fox is going to make sure his beloved kit is safe and happy.

HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

FemNaru! Growing up with the Sharingan and seeking vengeance. Itachi and Naru massacre the Uchiha clan, leaving only Sasuke alive. Training under Madara Uchiha, Naru and Itachi begin their journey to become the best of the best. ItaNaru

Or, How Takeru Is An Idiot and Taichi Has Stalking Tendencies: Ken listens to Takeru’s problems. Takeru rants over Taichi’s obsessive crush on Yamato. Taichi confesses that he does, indeed, have feelings for a blonde. Taichi/Takeru

Angst, mature themes, distressing situations, deepening yaoi. You have been warned. Sound has risen once more, under the auspices of the traitor Sasuke Uchiha but what of Naruto Uzumaki, stolen away by the one he called his friend so many years ago?

Destiny was calling to them. Destiny meant for Sasuke and Naruto to meet that day and get married and live happily ever after. Unfortunately, Lady Luck has quite a mean streak, and Itachi loves to torment his beloved little brother. ::AU, SasuNaru::

AU. No Magic. Harry Potter starts first grade one week later than everyone else. Going through the years with no friends, can be hard on a child. The bullying seems to have no end. What's a little boy to do? Oneshot. The sequel is now posted.

Another short and sweet fic. Little Sasuke and Naruto are left at home when Sasuke’s mother has to leave abruptly in the middle of the night with members of ANBU relating to Itachi. Sasuke and Naruto hear noises and get scared. SasuNaru 5-10% Yaoi

Theirs is a marriage in name only. What is an ideal relationship to others is a sham to them but for how long? Will they be able to give up the easy but hollow life they enjoyed to experience the glory of love? FemNaru/Sasu

Sometimes too much creative experimentation can be a bad thing. Naruto's about to find out if Sasuke's sudden urge to do anatomy experiments using him as a test subject is a good thing - or a bad thing. Yaoi

Torture. He's torturing me. It's not just the knives and the chains. It's his hands. They caress me, tease me, seduce me, and give me no release. I need release, but all he gives me is pain, pain, pain. And yet -- I love him. SasuNaru, yaoi, oneshot

It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :

SasuNaru Valentines Day Oneshot! Licking his lips, Sasuke’s smirk widened as he eyed the helpless boy in front of him, “It’s Valentines Day Naruto, where’s my gift?” What happens when Sasuke's jealousy gets a little out of hand? !Post-time skip!

It’s valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor

-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU

Dei a 17yr old bomb expert witnesses a terrible crime & must go in hiding to survive…as a girl? What is Dei to do when some of the hottest and popular guys of the school come after him and also be able to keep a low profile? Cant fit full title in ItaDei

.AU. The relaxing school trip atmosphere kind of died after the plane went down. Just how long can a group of angry, emotionally unprepared teenagers survive before they kill themselves…or each other? .SasuNaru.ShikaTema.GaaraNeji.Other.

In the world of the adult film industry you are not free to love. You use people and they equally use you. Do not mix plain sex with feelings. Ever. What if you did just that? SasuNaru, rated M for SEX and language

Gokudera is in denial and Yamamoto is too dense to even realize it. Tsuna is at lost, having no idea how to make his two best friend together. And worse, Hibari doesn't help at all by targeting one of those herbivores... YamaXGoku, HibaXTsuna

Gaara hated elevators. He really really hated elevators, and silently planned the death of the boy who put him in this situation... thank goodness a certain blonde entered his life making the situation alot better. GaaNaru

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

Deidara was Sasori's new partner, one he found out had trouble keeping his mouth shut and actions under control. As his partner, Sasori felt he had to keep Deidara under some control and he found only one way to do so. Warnings: Yaoi, Mature-ness

They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot

Naruto and Tayuya, alike in some ways, but vastly different in most others. How could the two possibly end up together? Here's an idea... NaruTayu, Rated M for Tayuya's mouth and a lemon. Added on a second chapter.

AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot

Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

New story! The greatest band ever, Poison Black Poison, has a gig in your hometown. What if you get to know its hot singer and things take new turns? Will fans bite your head off? Ask Naruto! SasuNaru, rated M for SEX and language

SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR

Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot

Twice a year the kyuubi goes into heat, and normally Naruto's friends stand guard. But Shika and Neji are gone, and Naruto needs a mate when the maple leaves rattle. How long? For the dark of the moon. NaruSai mention of NaruNeji and NaruShika.

The Seigaku, Fudoumine and Hyotei players had, thanks to a certain oresama, found themselves dragged into a competition which has nothing to do with tennis and more to do with pompoms instead. Which school will emerge victorious?

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

They started when he was fifteen. Phone calls from nobody. He just wanted to hear the voice of this nobody and to know who it is. But what is the price to this simple want? [NaruSaku, Hinted SasuNaru, Oneshot]

It's been seven years. Kisame and Zetsu remember a few things while they were still in the Akatsuki. Through it all, Kisame remembers a certain time where he had hurt Zetsu. He remembers that even after that, they managed... through It All. KisaZetsu.

Naruto loved Kuro, even though he knew he was the ninetailed fox. It didn't matter to him that he was courting the devil, but when you court the devil you court death. And sometimes demons aren't the most dangerous things. Warnings: Yaoi, KyuuNaru, Lemon

[My third fanfic!] After so many years he comes back with a lingering hope for something. Is it wise to share a bed after an awkward welcoming party? How one repairs the damage done? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX] Feel free to review!

Sai pokes at the land mine that is Uchiha Sasuke. “I understand why you avenged your clan. If someone had killed Naruto-kun in front of my eyes…” he paused as the temperature immediately plummeted thirty degrees, “I’d avenge him, too."

I am the one they call the Queerwolf, the one that hunts for men to sate my lusts. But I have no control over my desires, this sickness, but the blond one...he might just be able to help me, to save me from my own insanity...Yaoi

Naruto is gay, his teachers hate him, he leads a gang of misfits and Kiba's traditional Halloween party fast approaches... oh, and there's a new boy at school. SasuNaru amd other pairings, school fic, AU

SaiNaru. He tried to tell himself that it had nothing to do with those dreams he sometimes had, those nightmares full of screaming and cold darkness and angry red, so hot that made him feel as if he were burning alive even as he drowned in inky black.

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

[Companion fic to 'Echizen, Our Buchou'] A year later, Echizen was made captain of Seigaku Tennis Club. But how are the seniors doing after graduation? Tezuka X Echizen [Please read Echizen, Our Buchou first]

While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD

A year had passed, and all the third year regulars have already graduated. The remaining regulars are now led by Echizen Ryoma, the new captain appointed by Tezuka, and Momoshiro Takeshi, the vicecaptain Oishi chose. How will Ryoma manage the club?TezuRyo

GaaNaru Oneshot. Naruto hasn't seen Gaara in three years, but now he has to stay with him for three days. What does Naruto do when he finds out Gaara has feelings for him? Yaoi. Lemon. Don't like, don't read.

It's summer vacation and Ichigo has invited Rukia to spend it with him and his family. It turns out that Ichigo was asked out by a certain someone. Rukia tell him to go for it which really displeases Ichigo. Summer will change the both of them. Oneshot.

Naruto admitted his feelings to Sasuke but he turned him down. Now...Naruto returns from training and wait, when did he get so handsome? Girls are now all over him. But he still like Sasuke. Uh oh, what does Naruto and Garra have in store? SasuNaru other.

Ichigo was begged by his son to tell him a story about 'ghosties', and his story turns into a messed up version of his soul reaper days. Please enjoy my random humor and minor character bashing! R&R! Slight IchiXRuk! Don't Own Bleach!

We learn something new every day. There also are things that a teacher may learn from his student. The question is: what Naruto can learn from Itachi and what Itachi can learn from Naruto. Because there are things that even Itachi might not know. Oneshot.

Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!

Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu

The Fourth Hokage, Arashi,manga:Minato, was believed to be dead after sealing Kyuubi in his son, Naruto, but is this true? What happens when they found out that he didn't die and was the leader of Akatsuki?and now he wants his son back? SasuNaru ItaNaru

When Naruto doesn’t confess to what’s affecting his ninja duties, Sasuke demands that Naruto fix his problem. Sasuke even follows Naruto home to make sure that he’s ok only to discover Naruto’s problem is a bit more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru

Kiba's a big fan of his friend Naruto, who's the lead singer in a band. When he accidentally gets fifteen tickets for fourteen friends, who will get chosen to go along with them..? Could it possibly be the man Naruto's crushing on? ItaNaru oneshot

The Uchihas have taken in an American exchange student and have been hosting him for a while. The Boy, Uzumaki, Naruto, has been trying to get the attention of his host brother, Uchiha, Sasuke, but attracts someone else's eyes. Full summary inside!

Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...

*ItaNaru one-shot* Fox Demons can see within the threads of life, all the different possibilities of every soul. Naruto had never cared about the 'what if's, but Kyuubi always had a knack for torturing his vessel...

Harry receives a gift from Dumbledore on his 15th birthday. However the gift turns out to be much more than it seems. Harry PotterTom Riddle SiriusLupin Shonen ai, Slash, Yaoi whatever you want to call it, those are the main pairings really mostly Harry

Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi

When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside

He knew that Itachi didn’t love him, and he didn’t love the Uchiha. It was more like as if Itachi wanted to show him what it really was like before his life ended. He wanted to thank Itachi for that [Yaoi, Itanaru, cutting, lemon, rape]

Deidara is in love with his partner Sasori, but other than a 'kinda' kiss while watching the koi fish, nothing has happened, or ever will, as Deidara sees it. Someone else steps in to change that. ONESHOT SasoDei, other pairings inside

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]

As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi

Naruto Harry Potter crossover! when Harry Potter finds an old necklace his father left for him, Naruto gets summoned to his side, but why? shonenai, possible yaoi later on, SasuNaru HarryDracoHarry? other pairings...

Sasori had been forced off on a solo mission, and Deidara was left alone. when loneliness set in, Deidara made a big mistake. Now sasori's back, and he knows. Lyric oneshot to pretty girlthe way by Sugarcult. [SasoDei] [implied ItaDei]

DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE

He's known as 'ice prince'. But maybe... just maybe there is someone who is capable of melting the ice? And when that ice's starting to melt, is he willing to make a sacrifice? [AU, onesided SasuNaru, NaruIta. Sasukecentric]

Naruto decides to forget everything, and he´s found by a girl who knows nothing about him and helps him.But, what will happen when his friends, specially Sasuke find out about his disappearance?Will he return to be the same blond? SasuNaru, eventually.

Sasori is dead and a certain Clay Artist is NOT happy. Deidara takes a trip to Konoha to show Sakura what revenge is all about! Is Deidara mad enough with revenge to take everything for the girl who help kill Sasori. . .Yes SosorixDeidaraChar. Death - GenderBender

He was the rich heir of exclusive watch maker. He was an orphan who had nothing. But they met, fell in love and found happiness in each other's arms. How would their end be then? [AU, SasuNaru, oneshot?]

Oneshot. Kinda AU. We all know that the villagers hated Naruto. But exactly how bad was it? Let's look at how Naruto became what he is. Let us look at why exactly Naruto keeps on smiling, no matter what..

AU. In a world where Harry as a twin, and where Voldemort died that night, Harry grows up with his parents and his brother. However, his parents never pays any attention to him, and has nearly forgotten him. Warning: Character Death. Oneshot.

A silver haired Nin was caught in the middle of the crossfire. And all he could do was watch from the side lines and try to protect the innocence which took form of a little blond boy. [KakaNaru]COMPLETE

Sai was the replacement of Uchiha Sasuke no more and no less. He promised himself that he wouldn’t get too attach, and maybe he would try to care. But the word was ‘try’, but something was wrong with Naruto. [SaiNaru]COMPLETE

He came back wounded and tired from a mission. As he walked home he hears stories or gossips about the monster or demon spawn of nine tail’s fox, he wanted to see the demon himself. But then his curiosity led him to a little boy. [ItaNaru]COMPLETE

Sasori and Deidara, two criminals who secretly love each other. While travelling back from a mission they run into a festival in a small town. What is it about fireworks that makes one confess love? SasoDei, contains lemon. yaoi.

Short drabble about Naruto dragging Sasuke to the carnival, and going inside the small, cramped space of a kiosk to take their pictures. Yaoi? What yaoi? Where do you see yaoi in this? Features: Sunny!Naruto, Sneaky!Sasuke and Fangirl!Camera.

Dark onyx eyes watches the blond oddly, seeking something that was forbidden… If only his brother hadn’t left him in such a brutal state he wouldn’t have tainted that innocence before him… [SasuNaru] COMPLETE

Three years after Sasuke has gone to Orochimaru, Naruto still wants to take him back. However, suddenly Itachi comes and offers him a leader postion of Akatsuki! There will be ItaNaru here, but mainly it's shounen ai SasuNaru. All COMPLETED! ENJOY! GO!

Yaoi! Sasuke had no friends by the time he was in his last year of high school, when he decides to make friends with a certain blond and he finds life is harder than he thought. NarxSas InoxShika LeexSak

When Sai's words run away with him yet again Sakura turns to Naruto to help defend her honor...its too bad the guy was never really good at staying on track! Naru,Sai,Saku friendship...or something like it, lol

A Family Portrait is a picture of those closest to you together in a single photo. Shanks has a picture of three people in his cabin. One person in the photo has a family of his own...and Shanks has pictures of them too. [Pure Simple Fluff]

How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.

COMPLETE This is the second part of Ai Shite Imas!There is a time skip of three months meaning Naruto is 6 months pregnant, Sasuke and Sakura's wedding is coming up but Sasuke is so damned depressed, can he fins his lost lover and the unborn child in time

Naruto's marrying Gaara? It's not possible...he's to be the Rokudaime...' He looked at the Sannin his eyes filled with pain, before leaving. 'I have to stop the wedding' Yaoi, GaaNaru, but mostly will end up SasuNaru.

[warning! Yaoi] Naruto prepares for his first real kiss with Sakura, but what happens when it is a little less than stellar for him? Will Naruto ever get a kiss that sets his heart on fire? Maybe another friend can help. [NaruGaa]

Naruto is raped and the Kyuubi protects him from the memory. As he wakes from a coma, questions are asked and Tsunade is determind to help him remember. What will happen when he does? Don't own Naruto warning yaoi

Neji becomes Gaara's light in the darkness, but everything changes when he finds out the truth behind his father's death. Meanwhile, Sasuke and Naruto's relationship hangs by a thin string as Orochimaru makes his first moves against the two geniuses.

Ever since Sena was revealed as Eyeshield 21 there are clubs who would like nothing more than to have Sena join their team. There's one member of the baseball team who takes it too far, luckily someone offers to walk him home on New Years day. AkabaSena

He isn’t the perfect balance for Naruto. Naruto is the perfect balance for him, not the other way around. Sasuke can never touch him because Itachi gets all the things Sasuke wants. Oneshot. Rated T to be safe.

Sequel to Whore Street. Spring is in the City, and Sasuke has gotten over Naruto! Whose turn is it to be angsted over now? Not anyone expected. Also GaaNaru's settling in, KiShi and KakaIru fluff, behindthe scenes ZabuHaku, LeeNeji. YAOI. COMPLETE!

Chapter five is up! Warnings: Violence, yaoi, and language. Pairings: In beginning, SasuXNaru, later on GaarNaru. Summary: Sasuke and Naruto are together, but things happen and Naruto finds himself alone. But not fr long..p Read and Enjoy!

Dei's scared being alone in his room with Sasori going out on a mission. So he wakes every Akatsuki member up and ends up with Hidan accompanying him and asking him questions he gladly answers. Sasori hears their conversation and smiles. [SasoDei frenship

Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]

I always wanted a pet...guess it'll just have to be you, wont it Sasuke? i'm sure konoha wont mind loosing another ninja' AU, Evil Naruto, bit of OroNaru, Lots of NaruSasuNaru Yaoi. more like sasuke trying to make naruto himself...read and review.

Gaara's life is far from normal. His father puts him through alot of pain, while his siblings try to ignore that fact. But when Gaara meets the new kid in school things start to change. For the better or worse? Read and find out. Yaoi, NaruGaara

Deidara brings home a kitten in hopes of keeping it. Naming it after himself, he finds the name fits more then he realizes. No matter who you are, a kitten doesn't care. It'll always climb your coat and love your danna more then you. SasoDei Oneshot

Sakura has come to the worst realization of her life.Sasuke and Naruto together as a couple, will Sakura get between them?WARNING: yaoi, angst, mpreg, lemon..DISCLAIMER: I dont own Naruto or any of the characters

Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.

AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!

[COMPLETE][Sequel to Battle for Dominance]You've just been abandon by your only family and left with everything including the mansion, twelve vacation houses, a well developed business, an adorable slave, and only a single promise in return. [COMPLETE]

Sasuke Uchiha is new at Konoha High school, and his first impressions to the entire school are amazing. Why? Because he's the only one known in the history of the school to stand up to Naruto Uzumaki. [NaruSasu, SasuNaru]

Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER

What happens when Sasuke confesses his love to Naruto and finds him in bed with his worst enemy, his own brother? What will Naruto do? What happens when the two brothers meet and Sasuke is betrayed? Find out! The sequel of A Dark Passion!

[sasunaru] It was late. It was cold. It was raining. We were tired. He didn’t feel like walking home in the rain. He also didn’t feel like sleeping on the couch. Stupid cover hog. [ShonenAi][mild language][beware the cuteness]

*KakaNaru OneShot - Side GenmaRaidou* There are feelings that at times are better left unsaid, at least that's what Kakashi believes. Until a friend gives him another point of view on things. Things cannot stay in the dark forever...

Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.