Holy Crap, 10C Tee Shirt Models...

...are so damn hot. Seriously, I love them. The dudes look like crusty hipsters but the girls are amazing.

And this lotto system sucks, by the way. Life by "chance" is dull. Competition is the name of the game even if it's not always "fair". For instance, is it fair that I have seen many girls with PJ shirts on at shows that look almost as hot as the girls pictured in the Merch section but then as I cooly hop over a few seats and guard rails to get closer to one just in time to collect myself and inhale a quick spray of binaca and check my hair in the reflection of my Samsung Galaxy S3 when suddenly some a-hole walks over from the other side of her with delicious looking chicken fingers and two cold beers and I have a brief moment of panic as I pray that they are not together and then she kisses him and starts eating the chicken fingers and I realize that they are together and then he sees me staring so I pretent I'm looking past them at my non-existent friend a few seats down? No. That's not fair. I've had this can of binaca since eight grade and now I've wasted one of its few remaining and refreshingly minty sprays.

Keep looking!
You will find a girl who needs chicken fingers and beer... And she won't have a guy bringing it to her. She will just be standing there wishing someone would!!
Maybe 10c should make a ladies normal size (not kiddie size) shirt that says "I need chicken fingers!" It would clear any confusion and maybe create some finger licking good magic!!

Screw the ladies t-shirt that says "I need chicken fingers!" - I'll take one in men's, size XL. You can even print it on the usual black stock t-shirts I'm sure are laying around in the warehouse somewhere...

Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.

This thread has kept me giggling all day. Thanks october22!! Maybe someday fate will find us sharing a chicken fingers basket and if not then maybe we will find a chicken finger needin pj lovin mate to call our own!!