Husby and Wifey have made a monumental career change decision. No more photography or lucrative private security for these two, nope- a new era has begun. They have decided to become your latest and greatest Baby Naming Professionals.

Are you the perpetually fearful parent that worries about wether naming your child something too bohemian will plunge them on a path of poverty? Never fear, the experts are here.

Husby and Wifey will sit down with you (for a moderate fee of course) establish your family heritage (for an additional fee), research your background (er..yes more $$) and come up with the perfectly suited name to your newborn.