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So here’s No.4, recorded last Wednesday on Trev’s Birthday. April Fools’ Day. Andrea, our producer (up in Sheffield at the moment for tonight’s launch of her new album, Photograph), has compiled the list for No.4 and I’m excited by it. See, I’ve been away in Great Yarmouth playing pool at the EPA Interleague Finals- full details available soon on my blog- so I’m putting up the pod without having listened to it. And neither of us, at our age, can be expected to remember what we talked about, so for both me and Trev we are now like you- just a person listening to two old blokes talk a load of old rubbish.

Here’s the list. I hope you enjoy the listening part.

April Fool’s jokes

The Gregorian Calendar

Andrea takes an important phone call

An appearance by Simon’s cat Tess

It’s Trevor’s birthday! But who does he share it with?

Trev and Simon get proper work

Sushi

Dry Life and Blimey That’s Good!

Other Trev and Simon characters

Cobblers To The Stars

You say chiropodist, I say chiropodist

Shampoo and hairdryers

Hairy Simon, beard glue and pubic wigs

The Two Chemists sketch

Andrea fails to return

Anita Harris

Trevor’s birthday card from Simon

Andrea returns

The Bloody Benders and other absurd old books

Birthday cake!

Manatees, walruses and Lord Horny Man

The Quex Museum

Andrea is banished

The Manchester Museum/Museum of Manchester

Trev And Simon on Twitter

Andrea’s CD goes on sale in Japan

Trevor’s birthday present from Simon

Nazis in space! Again!

Gay mods and Paul Weller

Trevor’s birthday card and present from Andrea

Ant and Dec

Tiny pigs

Trevor’s rude awakening

Andrea does a Marilyn Monroe impression

Simon’s mouse problems

Listeners’ questions/feedback/insults

Simon is bullied by a podcast fan

Transmission Impossible and Trev And Simon’s ‘retirement’

Circus Of Evil

Cumbria/Cumberland

Spontaneous trips

Birthdays/birth dates

Maisie’s daft questions

Trev and Simon’s free rides

Trevor and Keren from Bananarama

Charlie Sheen

Free boots and Cher

How to end the podcast

Trevor’s birthday books

Could this be the last Trev And Simon podcast?

What does Simon’s middle initial stand for?

Jeepers! That’s 51 things. Sorry it’s so long. Over an hour this time. Andrea has told us off and said from now on it must be an hour maximum. But, as you will become aware, Andrea kept nipping out making phone calls, leaving us to our own devices. So, it’s her fault. She’s to blame. And since blame is only for God and small children, I’ll let you decide which one I am.