We’ve heard plenty of rumors about a 7-inch iPad, but what’s Apple going to call the thing? If the latest rumors are to be believed, the name of the game is the iPad mini. I was hoping for something a little more friendly—like the iPad Hobbit.

The Apple-Samsung verdict is in, but what does Samsung really think about it? According to an internal memo, Samsung derided Apple for making “its primary means to competition … the outright abuse of patent law, not the pursuit of innovation.” Which, you know, sounds just like Apple.