I like the idea of caffeinated gum. It might be fun... the faster you chew, the faster you chew, the faster you chew.

We live in a country where it’s legal to kill your babies and your 15 year old daughters can buy the morning after pill without a parents knowledge, sex is taught to children in kindergarden, the Boy Scouts is soon going to become the Gay Scouts, perverts can get married and/or adopt children, the Bill of Rights and 2A only applies in some states, where treason is no longer a crime and on and on.

But you can be sure that the FDA will make sure that your chewing gum is safe, in their view.

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posted on 04/30/2013 7:27:33 PM PDT
by Gator113
( ~just keep livin~ I drink good wine, listen to good music and dream good dreams.)

Man, when I am on the bike I’ll often eat them energy gels, I like to start out with a decaf and after a few miles ease into a 1x caffeine and work my way up to a couple of the double-shots. After the 60 mile mark, I figger what does not kill me makes me stronger.

‘Course I never was all that sharp. But I ain’t been killed by caffeine yet.

Yet ;) It is actually the rednecks in F250s that I worry about a lot more than GU or PowerBars.

(Full disclosure: I am a redneck and I own an F250.)

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posted on 04/30/2013 7:42:01 PM PDT
by West Texas Chuck
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)

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