Normally cargo pants are ridiculous, yes. But admit it, it fits here. If he were wearing regular chinos, it would look a bit ridiculous. In fact, if any one piece were missing he'd probably look ridiculous. That's why it's so impressive that he pulled it off.

I once came out of a restaurant in my home town and a guy passed me coming in. He was this gigantic black man, probably 7 feet tall (I'm 6'6" and he seemed MASSIVE), dressed in all leather, with a leather eye-patch and shaved head. I swear he was some kind of superhero bounty hunter.

Hold a draft every year. (or 6 mos or 3 mos, whatever works) Teams battle every Wednesday. Search the new releases for instances of your characters.

Each time they beat a petty criminal, +1 pt, +5 pts for a super villain, +20 pts for saving the world. -3 pts each time they are defeated and survive. Multiply any points they get that week by 2 if they "die" heroically, but they go back into the pool.

Or something like that. You'd need impartial judges to decide what qualifies for each of the above. Also, maybe different leagues for different publishers.

It all makes sense, but every team would be 1)superman 2) batman... The boring, "wow, look at me, I kick arse" heroes. More interesting characters would get overlooked. You need to factor in morally ambiguous behaviour, Like +15 for considering the knock on implications of their actions, -20 for bursting into tears. -50 for drama-queening.

That's why you have a draft. Sure, first round, Spider-Man, Wolverine, etc... will all be taken up, but hopefully, not more than one or two per person. (Same as in fantasy football, the best players get taken up first)

Actually, in almost every possible world, it has been done, and the universe has consequently frozen solid. The only worlds you can still move and post on Reddit in are world's where nobody has made this photoshop. It's called quantum immortality, and it's also why the SSC was canceled and the LHC broke down.

Yo yo, check it out yo. Worked up a shiznit of a GIF to go with it, problem is the size is through the ROOF man! Gotta shrink it to 300x240, but I got the phat one too - 5MB or so. You got a shrinker, or a good host, lemme know and I'll ship it ta ya, 'arite?

"This image has been circling the Net for a while now, and it’s not hard to see why: This guy is equal parts Shaft, Lex Luthor and Doctor Who. If anybody was going to possess superpowers, but still be cool about it, it’s Professor Badass. He looks like he controls both time and panties. He looks like a man who would, if you offended him, promptly knock you unconscious with a single blow. And when you awoke - terrified to find yourself stranded in the Cretaceous Period - you’d have to just watch in helpless awe as he pleasured your girlfriend on top of a Tyrannosaurus Rex." "That’s Kevin Stewart; fashion designer, style director for ESPN Magazine and co-owner of the Roger Charles New York design studio. So, the downside is that Professor Badass does little more than design pretty outfits for fancy boys. But the upside? This wasn’t even a photo shoot; that’s just how he rolls on an average day. Professor Badass? Shit, that’s just Tuesday for Kevin Stewart. Here’s how else he rolls:

Wherever this place is everyone must be walking around as if they are on the catwalk. Must be amusing to watch. That first picture from the Sartorial doesn't look at all badass. More like Professor Fancy Pants.

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