Ain't I Greedy!

The American people have responded to the AIG bonuses by suggesting a more appropriate new logo for the American Incompetent Group:

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Ever since AIG entered the public consciousness in a very negative way last fall, people have been wondering what the initials stand for.

The stunning news that a company that has collected more than $170 billion dollars in taxpayer money is paying upwards of $450 million in bonuses to the executives whose foolish decisions ran the company into the ground (losing $61.7 billion for the fourth quarter of 2008) and helped to put the nation on the brink of a depression has led to a new round of speculation about what AIG actually means.

Among the leading possibilities:

Assholes in Gold.

Avarice is Great.

America is Gullible.

The speculation ended late Sunday afternoon when the new logo for the company, pictured below, was unveiled.