Gear Up For Car Sex

Mountain top There's nothing quite like watching the sunset (or rise) and penetrating the woman you love at the same time. Drive to the top of a mountain (given that you don't live in the flatlands) and make slow, quiet love for as long as it takes to satisfy each other.

Highway There was this one time when my woman and I were driving on a highway, and because she was wearing a dress without a bra and panties, I was erect for ten minutes before I finally decided to pull over on the side of the road and show her how hard it was... for me to control myself.

auto positions

Of course, assuming that your car is somewhat roomier than a sub-sub-subcompact, there are a variety of positions you can enjoy in the comfort of your own automobile.

The Doggy Dash Sit on the passenger side and tilt the passenger seat back as much as you can. She can sit on top of you facing the windshield, holding onto the dashboard for balance and controlling the movement. And what a movement it is — not too mention that awesome view of her backside.

Backseat Mission There really isn't much to this position. You basically lie in the back with your woman and take your place as the missionary man. For a little variety, try to raise her legs so that the soles of her feet rest on the ceiling of the car. And don't be shy; give her little portal a kiss hello.

Cruisin' Oral Okay, so you're a little selfish in this one, but hey, you're driving the damn car! Put your car in cruise control and while driving, she can greet your little buddy with her eager mouth. But be careful, a guy named Dick lost himself in the sensations that fellatio provided and forgot that he was manning a car and before long, they had an unfortunate accident. Don't be a Dick.

The Lighthouse You need to have a sunroof for this oldie but goodie. Stand with your feet on the driver's seat and while your woman sits in the comfort of the passenger seat, she can again pleasure your manhood while you keep a lookout for undesirables.

Hood Licker If you and your woman are bolder than a porn star amid Happy Hour, then place her on the hood of your car and enjoy all the treats she has to offer. Of course, when she's ready to take you in, you can turn her over and let her hands rest on the hood while you penetrate her like the dog who's finally having his day.