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You could try the Ted Nugent Method, which, as I understand it, involves showing up on your induction day not having bathed for a solid month and wearing the same filthy, personally soiled clothes that you've had on for that same month. Once you're turned down for being a certified nut-job, then grab your guns and start saying what a super-patriot you are and insulting and threatening with your guns those with whom you disagree politically for the rest of your life.

You don't have to worry. You aren't mentally stable enough to be taken. Just show a recruiter your childish posting history here and there is no way they would take you even if you begged. So go ahead and cover that yellow stripe running down your back and go back to posting your usual stupid nonsense.

ask Bill Clinton he is the champion on draft dodging and then explaining how it was not really draft dodging just like his dope smoking and having sex with that woman was not really what happened it depends on what your definition of is, is?