A UEFA spokesman said that although Ukraine had to take its fair share of the blame for being invaded, television footage of Russian tanks rolling towards angry Ukrainian citizens showed ‘disappointing’ levels of violence at this historic grudge match. [read...]

With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career. Privately Mr. Corbyn has likened beating David Cameron to shooting fish in a barrel, [read...]

Forensic accountants around the world are breathing a sigh of relief after Putin said that the overwhelming evidence that he was receiving laundered money was fabricated to show him in a bad light and, in fact, [read...]

‘If Heineken planned murders, this would ‘probably’ be the best murderer in the world’ runs the new ad, which shows President Putin holding a pint of lager in one hand and a phial of plutonium in the other and smiling slyly. [read...]