gggaaaaaahhh..

Standard

and for the 20th time since yesterday,

man this is creepy its called mind reader. send this to every1 on ur list and then press F8 and ur crushes name will appear on ur screen

somehow people i considered at least somewhere in the region of ‘smart’ seem to think this will work. and the fact that they get the same tripe repeatedly in their inbox means that they should try it every time.
every. single. fucking. time.

i wonder whether they even thought of whether google could really have that transparent a system in orkut. i wonder just how many times these people sat pressing F8 before they realised that their “highly advanced” brain never really evolved beyond picking nits outta their fur and peeling squishing bananas.

just goes to show how desperate people are to know whether their crush really “likes” them. ‘oooh, you think that cute random guy on orkut really loves me for the fake personality i’ve put up on a site ?’ because, y’know, none of us know how to talk to people and figure whether… arrgh, forget it. who’m i kidding ? if someone i “liked” actually did such a tomfool thing, i’d probably hate them from the core from that moment on. and thats just before i decide how to slice ‘n dice them.

no, i have no idea why i have ‘send messages to email’ ticked. maybe because i believe people actually use that to communicate. or maybe because i’m just expecting too much evolution from users of the internet.