Pooning on a Tight Budget

Many people wonder if it is possible to poon (buy pussy) on a tight budget?

The short answer is – Yes, but you have to be careful.

Pooning exclusively with pros requires a ‘real’ income of at least $3000/month ($36k/yr) after taxes- assuming you have no other debts, loans, mortgages etc. Now that sort of income is not too hard to achieve, as pretty much any job that requires a useful undergrad degree pays about 25$/hour- at least where I live. Heck if, you want to work 60 hours/week between two jobs, even 15-20$/hr jobs can give you that income.

But what if you do not have that sort of income? What if your ‘real’ (after tax, after monthly loan repayment, after car payment) income is about 2000$/month?

My experience in the 2000-2002 (my early-to-mid 20′s) timespan might be of some use to you. At that time, I was in the process of switching my area of work, and had a job that paid about $2,000/month after taxes. It was a good stable job and I was expected to work only three days a week and it allowed to me enter a new field. At that time I had NO debt or similar obligations. While I did buy some sex from pros, most of my action in that timespan came from semipros.

My budget was: rent (shared house = $350/month), cell phone ($50/month), cable + internet + utilities (included in rent), and public transit ($60/month). I chose to forego a car because paying for insurance, gas, parking, tickets, repairs and the like was just not worth it at that time and I could always rent a car. The house I lived in was near a number of major bus routes allowing me to take public transit to work and major entertainment districts in that city. Moreover, a cab ride from those areas to my home was less than $20.

My food + booze budget was just under $600, giving me almost $900 to spend as I pleased. By that time, I had realized that bar pickups were not my strength as it took me about 4-5 nights out to get one mediocre girl (over $300 per mediocre girl). However, my hit rate with the women I had gone drinking out with had been reasonably good. So I started thinking about ways to recruit more women to go out drinking with. It was then that my thoughts turned to a path which I had previously considered but not yet implemented:

Getting poor, but good-looking, young girls (18-23) to have sex with me in return for some timely financial help.

I should be upfront that getting amateur women to have sex for money can be tricky as most of them believe that they are not whores. Moreover, poor young women often have “boyfriends” and white knight orbiters. So I created a set of filters and rules to screen out the most problematic types.

Filter 1: Avoid all girls who have obvious and serious drug and mental health issues or have lived on the street for over 6 weeks at a stretch.

The following categories of girls are acceptable, however.

1. Freshly homeless young girls, especially those who hangout in mixed groups.

The safest ones are those who are into pot, drumming, dreadlocks et cetera. You can find them in many larger cities in the spring and summer. While I would never trust them with any significant amount of money, many are reasonably decent human beings.

Strike up a conversation with them, engage them and see where it leads. But you must make it plainly obvious that you are interested in them sexually, but that all favors require reciprocation. Once you get to know them, a decent round of drinks, snacks, money for pot, a small necessary item of clothing, decent dinner with booze will almost guarantee you a good lay (or at least a couple of BJs).

Your initial financial hit for hanging out with them is very small, and once they are sleeping with you.. it will often work to about $30-60 (cash equivalent or cash) per session. You may also get freebies..

2. Girls who are not homeless, but are just hanging on.

Once again, a group who could use some help. Typically found in smaller retail stores or businesses that pay minimum wage with no tips. Build a rapport and be fairly upfront about your interest, but do not come across as desperate. Go to her workplace and talk to her when you are in that area, but do not stalk her.

Such women often have “boyfriends,” however, they are often just as poor or poorer than her. You can get pussy as long as you are firm about the need for reciprocation. This category of girls might be more willing to give BJs than having ‘real sex.’ But do you really care?

Restrict your help to less than $200 at any one time AND only after she has put out a couple of times.

3. Girls who are poor, but not homeless and have no “boyfriends” + have moved to the city within the last eight weeks.

You have hit the jackpot! A girl who I have previously mentioned as ‘M1′ (on my blog) gave me many amazing memories over a 8-9 month period, as did a couple more.

Remember these girls can become de facto GFs, but do not restrict yourself to one. While you do not have to rub it in their faces, they should know that you are always looking around for a better deal. But treat them a bit better than type 1 and 2, they do give more per dollar spent on them.

Whether you are with a girl from any, or all, of the three types, there are a few rules:

Never think with your dick.
No oneitis.
You control the relationship, not them.
Never let them get away with more than one freebie, ever!

They will play by your rules as long as they are not too dehumanizing, and they are often cheaper than professional whores.

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Yes, more details. Please. What is your specific approach to retail chicks?
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Talk to them. Start with some random stuff related to her job, or some observation about her clothes/hair/looks.. Then visit them a couple more times, and then ask them out, accidentally bump into them at their lunchtime or find where they hang out after work. As long as you do not appear too eager, it is easy.

If you target the right age/profile, sooner or later one of your acquaintances will be short of money.

However converting a retail chick to a lay takes time, and is a numbers game.. even more so than normal ‘daygame’.

Their dealers may show up at your place and demand you pay for the girl’s fix. A druggie gf may also have low rent friends that may beg for “loans” or even rob you. You’re exposed to these types when you date addicts. Stay away.
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I’d like a bit more information regarding semi-pros. The best places to find them,
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Ever walked in the artsier parts of downtown TO?

the best way to breach the possibility of a cash for ass exchange,
—-As long as you make it obvious that your are interested in them, but are not desperate- the rest will follow. Trust me, women have an inbuilt sense of how to get cash for ass. But if an ‘assistance’ of about 100$ is not reciprocated with a nice multi-act session… drop her for good.

the best way to keep them from sticking their hand out without reciprocating etc etc etc.
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Be upfront- something along the lines of “hey babe, yes.. I can help you with that but what is in it for me?”, “Don’t mind helping you as long as you want to hang out” etc

Or after a meal/dinner “you are such a cutie, come back to my place and hang out”, if she says “no, thanks” then say “find a newer guy who will want to put it up your asshole before feeding you next time”.

If you are spending less than 40-50$, it is more like a date or little shopping. But cash above 60$ requires her to perform stuff first.

By the way, you should write posts about luck, i.e. how luck is crucial to whether you will get laid or not with unpaid girls, and whether bad luck can be transformed into good luck if this is possible.
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Out of topic, but as a corollary to what has been said over here many times, imagine sex was just a reproductive act without orgasm on both sides, wouldn’t the value of women decrease enormously. Assuming the absence of orgasm, what function would a woman have aside carrying the child in her womb and breastfeeding him? In other terms, why do you need a woman if not to give birth and breastfeed? What difference they make in humans other than that? In fact, they have no other function in life, they are parasites. You don’t need them to cook, one man can cook for 20 men as in the army. We give them the easy things in life to do, for us men to be fully busy with the hard things in life.

However, since orgasm exists and since in female-run coutries (USA et alii) childbirth is not required from women anymore, women have become true parasites. You don’t need them for anything other than sex. Surely, this means that the people of these countries will soon become extinct if they continue like that, but as you say, who cares.
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Or they just know it, hence they use the only think usefull in them to make it look like they are valuable. But then imagine having cheap prostitutes (20$ per hour) everywhere, that would be final blow to them. Maybe, that’s what MRA should do: fight to make prostitution legal everywhere.
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I agree.. legal and inexpensive prostitution will destroy female power.

Fascinating, I think this is harder or more expensive to pull off in small college towns in the Southeast where women are supported by well to do parents. How large (population) is the city you operate in? I’m guessing that this makes a big difference as well as your state’s average obesity index which reduces supply.
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At least 300k, with a number of ‘districts’ (artsy, trendy, preppy, neo-hippy, new ager etc).

Nestorius :
Or they just know it, hence they use the only think usefull in them to make it look like they are valuable. But then imagine having cheap prostitutes (20$ per hour) everywhere, that would be final blow to them. Maybe, that’s what MRA should do: fight to make prostitution legal everywhere.
—-I agree.. legal and inexpensive prostitution will destroy female power.

Germany has legal and fairly cheap prostitution. (Eastern European girls.) It hasn’t destroyed feminism there. Not as bad as here but I doubt mostly for that reason.

Germany also has public nudity and in some areas public sex is allowed. None of this has destroyed the power of German women. Face it, you guys will never win. Never.

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Really? Are there fewer very miserable men in Germany (as a %) than the USA? If there are- then you are wrong.

Julia

November 11, 2011 at 11:16 am

Actually, there are fewer very miserable men in Germany than in the US, and it doesn’t make her her wrong.
Only people who see feminism as inhertly anti-male can come to this conclusion.
Germany and other European countries just see equality more as a common goal, not something that only one gender can be awarded with.
Plus Anglosaxon feminism and French derived (read continental Europe) feminism are very different, look at it in a freidan vs debouvoir dicotomy.
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I gave them a much better deal than they were getting. What is wrong with that?

Congrats on the sociopathic explotation, anyways.
Really.sad.
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Why should I care about others if they don’t care about me?

no it isnt. A decent woman might go dutch for a couple of reasons…
1. to avoid assholes thinking they might be owed something,
2. because it is the right thing to do.

If you ‘deal’ with people (any people) in desperate conditions then you will see the worst side of humanity.

P Ray

March 25, 2013 at 8:34 am

Every interaction is a transaction.
There is a price for every decision. Always is, always was, always will be.
Don’t doctors play God by deciding who gets treated according to triage?
So why not accuse them of negligence, when they should “first do no harm”?

The only way that women would be parasites would be where males had control over them; and stopped them from earning their own keep, forced them to rely on husbands and fathers. Women are actually less parasitic that any male who prays on weaker and more helpless members of their species.

this is totally warped and clearly demonstrates you to be a fucktards.

We punish male transgression, but are socialised to “understand” female crime.
Seems a bit of a double standard … yet women say they want to be “equal”.
I look forward to the day 50% of frontline deaths are women.
That demonstrates they will put their lives on the line to defend a nation.