only in that it misused the word "otiose." Fun, fun, fun, but I'm disappointed: surely, the Facebook page set up to ask for a different UCLA commencement speaker than me can gain more members than the one set up last year for G-list actor James Franco? After all, I'm firmly in the firmament of the P-list, with the P standing for

pendejo

, natch...

Gustavo Arellano is the editor of OC Weekly, author of the syndicated column "¡Ask a Mexican!", and Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America. He started at the paper with an angry, fake letter to the editor and went from there—only in Anacrime!