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[Bobby Brown, "Every Little Step"
plays in the background]
Robin Thede: Baby, why are you eating
all that crap?
Robin Thede: You know what, you're
gonna' have crazy dreams.
Wayne Brady: I'm not gonna' have any
crazy dreams, baby.
Wayne Brady: I'm relaxing right now. This is
Wayne time.
Wayne Brady: I got a taco, and
I got VH1.
TV Announcer: Next on VH1 Classics, Every
Little Step by Bobby Brown.
Wayne Brady: Oh, there's Bobby Brown!
[Humming]
[Bobby Brown, "Every Little Step" plays]
Bobby Brown: Now, now, now, now
calm down, love
Bobby Brown: Whoo!
Bobby Brown: Oh yes! That's me again.
I'm crazy now.
Bobby Brown: I can't sleep at night, I
toss and turn
Bobby Brown: Listenin' for the telephone
Bobby Brown: But when I get your call,
I'm all choked up
Bobby Brown: Can't believe you called
my home
Bobby Brown: And as a matter of fact,
it blows my mind
Bobby Brown: You would even talk to me
Because a girl like you is
Bobby Brown: like a dream come true
A real life fantasy
Bobby Brown: No matter what your friends
try to tell ya
Bobby Brown: We were made to
fall in love
Bobby Brown: And we will be together,
any kind of weather
Bobby Brown: It's like that,
it's like that
Bobby Brown: Every little step I take
You will be there
Bobby Brown: Every little step I make
We'll be together
Bobby Brown: I can't sleep at night, I
toss and turn
Bobby Brown: Listenin' for the telephone
Bobby Brown: But when I get your call,
I'm all choked up
Bobby Brown: Can't believe you called
my home
Bobby Brown: And as a matter of fact,
it blows my mind
Bobby Brown: You would even talk
to me
Bobby Brown: Because a girl like you is
like a dream come true
Bobby Brown: A real life fantasy
Bobby Brown: No matter what your friends
try to tell ya
Bobby Brown: We were made to fall
in love
Bobby Brown: And we will be together,
any kind of weather
Bobby Brown: It's like that, it's like
that, girl
Bobby Brown: Every little step I take
You will be there
Bobby Brown: Every little step I make
We'll be together
Bobby Brown: [Rapping]
Everybody wants to know
what's going down
Bobby Brown: Not with the James, not the
Jim, but the Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown: Yo, I'm chilling much
harder as you all know
Bobby Brown: Cause Bobby Brown was
Bobby Brown: Good to good to
good to go solo
Bobby Brown: Been on the mic for a long
long time
Bobby Brown: I'm guaranteed to busta
stupid rhyme
Bobby Brown: Now I'm on the mic and
I'm rocking real fresher
Bobby Brown: Everybody out there don't
talk less about me
Bobby Brown: Cause I'm rocking
it steady
Bobby Brown: And when I'm on the mic,
don't you dare call me Freddy
Bobby Brown: Cause I'm ready
to really get paid
Bobby Brown: And if anybody steps in my
way they getting slayed
Bobby Brown: My name is Brown
Bobby Brown: That's what they call me
Bobby Brown: Broooooooowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Bobby Brown: Yes, I drive a 560 SEC
Bobby Brown: And when I'm on the mic,
You gotta see me
Bobby Brown: Driving down the block
cause I'm blocking and locking
Bobby Brown: And when the sucker M.C.'s
trying to drop my spot
Bobby Brown: And I'm rocking on the
microphone
Bobby Brown: People gotta gotta gotta
gotta leave me alone
Bobby Brown: Cause I really don't care,
really don't give a damn
Bobby Brown: My name is Bobby, and not
Uncle Sam!
Bobby Brown: Every little step I take
Don't be scared
Bobby Brown: You will be there
Bobby Brown: Every little step I make
Bobby Brown: We'll be
We'll be together
Bobby Brown: Every little
Bobby Brown: Every little step I take
Bobby Brown: Every little step
Bobby Brown: Every little step I take
Wayne Brady: [Gasps] Oh my god! Oh my
god, oh my god, oh my god!
Wayne Brady: I just had this dream,
I was in the dream with Mike
Wayne Brady: Tyson, and Mike Tyson and I
were dancing!
Wayne Brady: It was Every Little Step You Take,
right, and the big-ass
Wayne Brady: letters said:
"Every Little Step You Take,"
Wayne Brady: and we're dancing with
these black jackets-
Robin Thede: Shhh.
Wayne Brady: Oh my god, that was amazing.
Wayne Brady: Heh! Hey look,
Wreckx-N-Effect!
Wayne Brady: Shake it, shake it, shake
it, now shake it...
Wayne Brady: Rump shaker
heh-heh...
[Wreckx-N-Effect "Rump Shaker" plays in the background]