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The ultimate sex fantasy would be getting marooned on a deserted island with a hot, innocent chick who would readily swap a dress for floorlength hair for adjustable cover and with sexual curiosity just about to boil and topple over. If this idea brings back certain strong memories, it might be because of Milla Jovovich, back in the day when she starred in Return To The Blue Lagoon, which is exactly what I was imagining earlier.

There’s just something about going back to nature, to our carnal instincts as highly sexual animals, that appeals to certain guys, me included. That’s why the movie that starred Milla as a nubile, innocent Eve is such an exquisite image that it’s bound to make anyone horny. These scenes taken from the film are perfect suggestions to the wild, horny romp anyone can do when given some alone time with Milla. With a tropical island as deserted and as self-sustaining as that, social decorum and the need to sweat out a living becomes silly and unnecessary. Please, neckties and forks? That’s so… urban. All I need on my fantasy island is Milla’s fresh pussy and the seashore to wash away the sweat from excessive fuck time. And my pretty lady can scream as loud as she wants to when I ram my cock in, oh yeah.

Before we get carried away though, here’s more of that hot, underwater sex scene featuring Milla Jovovich to get you fueled and pumping. But I’d stick to naked fantasies of Milla if I were you, unless you wanted to see her running off in real life with an undeserving hick of a husband, much to everyone’s chagrin.

Here’s Milla Jovovich lending her body as ‘art’ for a naked spread on Purple Magazine. Now that’s a centerfold page I’d tack to my wall and fap to all day long. Look at that exquisitely perfect piece of meat, documented for the world to drool on and easily available in your nearest magazine stand. No photoshopped picture can equal the real thing, and it’s right here folks, a stunning face and an even more stunning body. Who wouldn’t want to brush his hand against that soft fuzz on her pussy and lather her up with your own drool as you work your tongue up her tight body? Damn, and I mean daaaaaamn. Milla might not be the easy-to-get type, but it’s thanks to her being this comfortable showing off her body that we can easily dream otherwise.

And Milla did not just do this shoot with a one-time contract in mind. She posed naked a second time, to every guy’s ecstatic whooping and continued fapping. Now if you wanted to see the rest of Milla Jovovich’s stunning naked photoshoot, click through!

Milla Jovovich understands the sore need to have more hot and sexy actresses in the ass-kicking genre of the film industry. Angelina Jolie is one of the rare A-list celebrities who falls consistently under the category, and it’s a good day for action genre fans when Milla Jovovich took root in the comforts of car chase sequences and gunfight scenes herself. She has starred in the popular movie adaptation of the videogame Resident Evil as the zombie busting amnesiac Alice, and as Violet in Ultraviolet, a leather-clad renegade afflicted with a vampire-like condition. With films like these, the fantasies of action geeks are fulfilled, if not fleshed out, albeit in the illusory silver screen.

With such a blazing hot actress like Milla Jovovich dominating the movie screen in such action films, the oft-theorized distractions that women contribute to the plotline are generally made clearer, but personally, I’m not complaining. I’d pay to watch Milla’s sexy figure do some lethal waltzing amidst gunfire, while her heart-pounding moves call to my mind equally frantic action sequences in bed.

These, er, altered pictures of Milla Jovovich as her character roles in her movies sure pull the right kind of string along my pants. I can just picture the post-action action I’d direct with her, right when here adrenaline is pumping, and she needs to cool down from the action on set. She won’t need to change back to her regular clothes, no; it’s hotter to fuck her and her pussy with guns still in her hand and fake blood splattered across her open shoulders. I’d sit her down right on the set and I’ll pound her, with the cameras still rolling and the crew sitting down to watch. It’d be a hell of a lot of kinky fetishes pulled off in one go. Still, in real life, Milla Jovovich is one fucking hot mutha’, if you ask me. But if it’s the roleplaying kinks that you want, there’s more photos of Milla Jovovich naked that can satisfy your wildly inventive romps through that fetish of yours. Indulge.