Chris Hemsworth chose a horrible first photo for his new Instagram account.

Actor Chris Hemsworth has joined Instagram (welcome to 2011, Thor) and he made an inadvisable choice for his first photo. He could have just gone with a classic selfie of himself looking hot, or a picture of him and his probable pet dog, or a behind-the-scenes set photo with probable co-star Jessica Chastain, or a blurry image along with a corny joke about not understanding how to use technology, or even a plate of tacos. There are plenty of classic options for this kind of thing. But no. Instead, he went with a monster. (It's a snake.)