You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
tomorrow.

DETAILS

A gorgeous silver heart necklace with a ton of white sapphires,
perfect for a pre-, post-, or during-wedding apology gift. This deal of
the day is $69.99 (69% off the $225 retail price). FREE SHIPPING! Sale ends
at midnight tonight (EST).

Ah! So
happy to finally be married and on our honeymoon, right dear? The
beach, the crashing waves, endless margaritas, and finally being able
to go more than a few hours without getting a call from your mother, a
visit from your sister, or a bill from the
caterer.

I know the wedding wasn’t all fun and
romance like we hoped. The flower company bringing roses instead of the
daisies we ordered, my step brother getting drunk and passing out on
the kid’s table, my best man tripping and knocking you into the pool
with your wedding dress on, and then my little brother taping the whole
thing and posting it to youtube. It wasn’t exactly the smoothest
wedding. But I want to make it up to you.

Which is
why I got you this little something extra as a sort of post-wedding
gift. It’s a Created White Sapphire Heart Pendant in Sterling Silver. You know I love you, and I know you sort of love
me, too, and that this kind of necklace will help make up for the red
wine I spilled on you during the conga line fiasco (I know, I know, I
told them no conga lines, but in the moment, it seemed like a good
idea).

So accept this necklace as a token of my
deepest love and sincerest apologies. Since we’re married now, I’m
going to be apologizing a lot, so I figured that this was a good way to
start.