Brought to us by Nerdist, the delicious treats are made possible with some gray candy coating and square apples. Apparently, square apples are a thing in Asgard. Or, you can cut regular round apples, according to this tutorial. Enjoy…

Sexy Gumball Machine

Pick up lines that you’ll surely hear: Most likely, something about balls.

Sexy Fun Dip

You remember the candy… It was a pouch of colored sand that you’d stick a flavorless stick into, and it would tear apart your tongue and the roof of your mouth. Sexy, right? The Sexy Fun Dip Costume even comes with a “Lik-a-Stik” that you’ll probably need to fight off the boys with.

Pick up lines that you’ll surely hear: “I’ve got a lick-a-stick for ya.” “Can I get a lick?” A lot of lick jokes… you get the idea.

If you’re still not sure what to be for Halloween, and wouldn’t mind kicking it old-school, The Colonel Sanders Costume is here to help.

Officially-titled, Halloween Harland, the costume will not only disguise you as the world’s greatest chicken salesman, but the mask and bib pays tribute to those dime store Halloween costumes from the 70s. The Halloween Harland set is available at the KFC Store, with KFC Trick or Treat Buckets available at participating restaurants after Oct. 27th.