Big Easy stands so far above the desert you'd think he could see stuff buried in the sand. Brian, on his way back to B'face, gives a clue to two teams where to find water-filled urns. Brian, CLUE: Make way to Ski Dubai, for your next clue. Tiffany offers to work with Sam/Dan since they have an A L L I A N C E She fills their jug with her ladle. Gary/Matt make up all kinds of time, now in 5th. Big Easy is staggering through the sands, looking like he wishes for the water left by Katrina. Seeing Mika/Canaan on the side of the road, Brian gives Canaan directions. Brian: This game is all about Karma. Scratch my back ... Canaan was lost, but now knows where he's going. Ericka: There's a great expectation for Miss America to be a certain 'type'. I can be that if I need to!

Oops ... Pokeresses RAN OVER SOMETHING! Maria: I was just trying to back it up. What happened? Car: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS........... Man: Broken radiator. Their faces are like ... Oh, hell, naw! We are ska-rewed.

Lots of pink water come out of Poker broads' car. It's not going anywhere. Phil will soon be reading us the rule about doing damage to your own car, and yeah, here it is. "A replacement car will be provided." Finally BigEasy finds water. Off they go to Ski Dubai as Mika/Canaan arrive. Not yet in last, Canaan goes off into the desert. Tiffany makes a remark about having an Asian female driver. Lance is told to read the road signs. None of them say I-44, Tulsa, though.

Man: Welcome to Dubai. Phil: Meghan/Cheyne, you are Team #1. Good news, you've won a trip for 2 to Jamaica!

For some reason Sam/Dan wait for Pokeresses to get a new car. Duh. Lance/Keri reach the desert. Lance wants to die of thirst. We want this, too!

Brian/Ericka missed the exit for Ski Dubai and have to make do farther down the freeway.

Gary/Matt figure out that Ski Dubai has to be INdoors in a big gray thing. They're right.

Gary/Matt, DETOUR. Phil: Sheltered from the scorching sun, teams will discover a desert snowstorm! Build a snowman, or Find a snowman. Build: Carry snow from indoors to outdoors. Build snowman before it becomes liquid. Find: Take a chairlift to the top of the mountain, ski back down, search through mounds for a tiny snowman.

Lance and Keri are still in the desert. Lance having trouble finding water.

All other teams either on their way to Ski Dubai or are there. Meanwhile... Lance has found water!

Gary and Matt finding a snowman. So are the poker girls. Sam and Dan sliding down the hill as well. A lot of teams are doing this sliding thing -- Brian and Ericka going down on shovels as well. Five teams are finding snowmen right now.

Ericka has found a snowman! Going to the pit stop! Last team to check in may be eliminated.

Skiing down the slope on a butt-cover, Gary/Matt start searching through the snow for a miniature snowman. Brian/Ericka arrive and she marvels at the "Winter Wonderland." Sam/Dan there, too. Maria/Tiffany arrive at the snowplace and take the chairlift. Everyone seems to want to FIND.

Ambling through the desert, Lance asks for a shotglass.

Mika/Canaan rank on Lance/Keri as they drive toward the Ski spot. Lance knocks over an urn but thinks he's saved enough water. Yes! Indeed he does. CLUE: Ski Dubai. Off go Lance/Keri, although they're in last.

Maria/Tiffany and Sam/Dan now searching through snowmounds, right along with Gary/Matt. Here comes Ericka, complaining that her "butt's cold." Whee!! Globetrotters choose FIND.

Globetrotters are still digging in the snow. Hold up -- I was wrong on my original statement. That was Gary and Matt who went with the poker girls to build a snowman. (I'm still learning teams, apparently.)

Mika and Canaan and Lance and Keri are still driving to Ski Dubai.

Brian and Ericka arrive at the pit stop and are team #2.

Sam and Dan give up on finding the snowman and are now going to build. The Globetrotters find their snowman. Mika and Canaan get to Ski Dubai. Globetrotters tell them to get their coats.

Keri makes an excuse about "West." They know they have to turn around. Lance laughs it off. The Globetrotters start taking their fists and attacking the snow! Gary/Matt finally decide to BUILD instead of search.Mika/Canaan take an exit as he panicks thinking she won't get off the freeway. Mika: I'm NOT stupid. Lance wants a suntan or summat, as Keri admits they're directionally challenged.

Phil: Brian/Ericka, you're team #2. After making a comment about K A R M A ... Ericka: Brian's dedicated and kind, reasons I decided to marry him!

Flight Time finds a snowman. BigEasy: That's how you be a man, baby! From the desert to the snow. Crazy! They leave in 3rd. They tell Mika/Canaan it's "really cold in there." So M/C get their cold gear on, pronto. Tiff/Maria finally join others in BUILDing a snowman since they couldn't find one. Gary/Matt finished, leave for pitstop. Mika/Canaan choose BUILD. Lance/Keri still driving somewhere between Tulsa and Edmond.

Lance and Keri finishing the snowman. Lance wants to kick the snowman down. The lady giving out clues asks him if he wants the clue or not. Keri tells him to just take the clue. They get to the pit stop. Last team to arrive. They are... Out of the race. (Celebration!)

Back at Ski Dubai, outside: Lance's Snowman is shedding ice like ... a melting snowman. They get their CLUE, though. He hopes for non-elim while driving. Keri: I don't think in the history of all the Races anyone has ever done this bad.

Man: Welcome to Dubai. Lance: Thanks. We've seen a lot of it. Phil: You're the last team to arrive. Sorry to tell you, you've been eliminated from the Race. Lance: We've got a great relationship. I wouldn't want to marry myself. Keri: Two of you would ... Audience: SUCK!