Jay Hathaway

According to the Hernando County (Fla.) Sheriff's Office, 18-year-old Logan Brown (left, trying not to laugh) and 20-year-old Christopher Ramos smoked some weed last week and "decided to go on an adventure."

At around midnight on July 3, with Ramos in fatigues and a fishing hat and Brown in all black, they allegedly broke into a K-8 school in Spring Hill, Fla. Surveillance footage shows the two wandering through the halls and trying to open classroom doors.

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And what luck! Police say the first open room the pair found contained stoner treasure beyond imagining: Froot Loops! They're being charged with burglary for allegedly stealing the cereal, which is allegedly a great thing to eat when you're high.

Although it wouldn't be fair to stereotype these suspected adventurers, I imagine the the prosecutor's case will consist of silently holding up their mugshots until the judge says, "You've made your point."