I called a married lady who was owing me money

but she didn’t pick my CALLS. I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decide to send her this message:

“Hello Ma, I’m not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that
2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big
fighting match and he was just there watching, until one of the girl
managed to escape into his car and they drove off”.

After some
minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found
21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

“Where was the fight? Where did they go? Did you recognize the girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart.”

I just read and didn’t respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn’t answer, then another message from her:

“I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?”
Then I replied, “Okay, you can do a bank transfer to my account, so
that I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and
drive you to one of the girls place because I know them.”

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid. I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby…….