Ok, so my time is short right now, so the show notes aren’t going to be anything special. Plus it’s April Fools (national liar liar day), so I’m really just not in the mood. All day I’ve had to deal with people’s retarded pranks and jokes. I used to enjoy the fuck out of this little merry prankster day, but I guess I’m just to that age and jaded enough to just not give a fuck anymore. Plus, on top of all that, I have a little hip hop performance tonight, and I’m still trying to get my shit memorized. I guess I shouldn’t be too hard on myself, I mean after all, I did just write this whole song two days ago, then made changes, so I’ve had like a day to memorize the rhymes. On top of that, working a full time job, and producing this lovely podcast you all listen to, kinda has me creatively drained at the moment. So let me just say this. Topeka changing their name to Google was a retarded fucking move. Then today, Google changing their name to Topeka, totally changed it around and made me smile this morning. Good on ya Google. That was the one prank that actually didn’t make me want to punch the prankster in the face. Thanks for trying to keep it somewhat real Google. To the rest of you, we’ll see you tonight at Grizzly Jacks. You must be at least 21, and if you happen to be a female, your drinks and hopefully your clothes, will be half off. Show up around 9 to get good seats, because we’re going to pack the house tonight. Come watch us do some Montana rap music for y’all! YEEHAAW!

Quick shout out to one of our beat makers, Mozart Jones. Thanks for hooking it up, and if you’re looking for some sick beats, check out his page.

Let me walk you through a little creative process for writing hip hop that I actually have to perform. Fuck, this is way harder than just recording hip hop. If you wanna see what I’ve been working on, come to Grizzly Jacks tonight at 9pm. Remember if you are a lady, bring your ass and get ready to shake it, because the best dancer wins $50! We’ll also have some videos of the show for you all to check out.

If you don’t smoke, don’t be a smug bitch when you walk by people who are smoking outside. The great outdoors is now the only place we can smoke. That’s your fault, so deal with it. Grow the fuck up and quit being whiny little cry babies.

Taking a huge leap off the 86th floor of the Empire State Building. Fuck I wish I could have seen that happen. Are you enjoying the free publicity Bank of America?

More counts of sexual abuse than I’d care to count. Let’s just round it off at 1,000. You weird creepy fucks. That’s why you should raise your own kids, and not let other people do it for you. They will more than likely fuck your children. Are you ok with someone fucking your children? Buster? He certainly did.

Someone in East China found a grip of dead babies in the river. It’s ok though, you can still drink the water. Bagged and tagged as we like to say.

I gotta get back to memorizing my shit for the party tonight, so you know where all our shit is, just donate some cash or peep the store. We’ll get those hemp necklaces up as soon as we can. Keep an eye out on our youtube for videos from the performance. See you Friday!