We’ll you’re in luck, because here at We’re All Gonna Die, we decided to look it up. We’re doing the hard shoe-leather journalism this week.

Surprisingly, the website, which claims to measure your online influence by assigning a numerical grade, says the president is an expert in the FBI (duh), Florida (odd), fraud (what?) Michigan (yeah, probably), and even Vladimir Putin (we see what you did there, Klout).

Andrew Wyrich is a politics staff writer for the Daily Dot, covering the intersection of politics and the internet. Andrew has written for USA Today, NorthJersey.com, and other newspapers and websites. His work has been recognized by the Society of the Silurians, Investigative Reporters & Editors (IRE), and the Society of Professional Journalists (SPJ).