So far, so good. I gave him another reaming again today. I told him that the bowl on the counter was his salad. I walk out there to get pizza out of the oven, and he asks if the bowl of salad on the counter was his.... >_<

I told him that he puts the goldfish myth to shame.

Then he was threatening to cut open the frog because he swallowed one of MY fancy guppies when I had them in there while he was cleaning the tank.

... Glad my bf won't touch the tanks xD he can't even get the temperature right for water and he knows it. Though him and I dislike the platys that pestered our gouramis to death.. They've been rehomed.