That’s Lindsay Lohan Scratching Her Vagina

Like any couple professional relationship where no one touches butts, Photo Boy and I constantly need to work on our communication. (Case in point: Here’s what happens when we become one. — Creatively! Creatively.) Which is how this Lindsay Lohan pic ended up in The Crap We Missed instead of its own post where everyone can stop and go, “Hey, you guys? She’s touching her vagina.” There’s a proper place for everything.

While we all contemplate how many pinches of ginger it takes to make a ginger cookie snap, I feel obliged to point out that there is a perfectly valid and reasonable explanation for the positioning of her hand. If you follow the timeline of photos, it is clear that in order to avoid a repeat of the stolen laptop incident, she has wisely chosen to store her cell phone in a secure location, where it is rumored to be protected by a ring of fire and safe from all but the most daring and reckless of intruders.