Jake's Corner

MICHAEL JACKSON'S 15-year-old daughter PARIS was rushed to the hospital early yesterday morning after a suicide attempt. According to various reports, Paris took about 20 Motrin and cut one of her wrists with a kitchen knife. She also left a suicide note, but the contents haven't been revealed. A family attorney issued a statement saying Paris is "physically fine and is getting appropriate medical attention."

The "Star" tabloid claims that LEONARDO DICAPRIO went on a SHAGGING SPREE during the Cannes Film Festival. He threw massive parties on his yacht and made SEXY TIME with SEVEN DIFFERENT WOMEN.

If this isn't karma, I don't know what is: "Girls Gone Wild" scumbag JOE FRANCIS is freaking out because someone got a hold of a sex tape he and his girlfriend made, and they're threatening to sell it.

Joe's attorney says, quote, "[We] will take all necessary steps to determine who in fact has done this and who is attempting to distribute the video. When we catch you, we will see that you are prosecuted to the fullest extent of both the criminal and civil laws."

TIGER WOODS is once again the World's Highest-Paid Athlete, according to Forbes.com. He's pulled in $78.1 million over the past year in prize money, endorsements, appearance fees and other sources. Tennis stud ROGER FEDERER was second, with $71.5 million, followed by KOBE BRYANT with $61.9 million.

TYSON BECKFORD has posed NEARLY NAKED in the British edition of "Cosmo" for cancer awareness. Just so you know.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT and her boyfriend, actor BRIAN HALLISAY, are expecting. He's one of her co-stars on "The Client List". They've been dating a little over a year, and sources say Jennifer is about three months along. Jennifer is 34 years old.

KATE WINSLET is pregnant for the third time. This will be the first child for Kate and her third husband. He's a British dude who goes by the name NED ROCKNROLL. He's the nephew of billionaire RICHARD BRANSON.

KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES are officially divorced, which means that Kim will not give birth to her baby next month while still married to a guy who's not the father. The divorce became official on Monday, 581 days after Kim filed. (So even though everyone still refers to it as a 72-day marriage, it technically lasted almost two years.) Details of the settlement were not disclosed, but they had a prenup, so Kim's fortune was pretty well protected.

The ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries says Kim Kardashian is a serial cheater who would sneak Kanye West into her hotel room while she was dating Reggie Bush. As reported yesterday, Myla Sinanaj also posted a check from Kardashian’s lawyer to prove she was paid for a deposition in the Kim-Kris divorce battle. The amount of the check was blurred so it wouldn’t reveal how much Myla received for agreeing to provide testimony, but it is marked that it was a “witness/travel” fee. She is a former hotel worker, and claims that she witnessed Kanye going into Kim’s hotel suite at 2 a.m. one morning. She also had a message for Kanye: “If they cheat with you, they cheat on you.’ Remember that sh*t.”

Miley Cyrus' new single, "We Can't Stop," includes drug references.... In the chorus, she appears to refer to taking Molly, which is the street name for ecstasy. The lyric that she sings is apparently, "We like to party, dancing with Molly, doin’ whatever we want." Another part of the song includes an apparent cocaine reference. She sings, "Everyone in line in the bathroom, Trying to get a line in the bathroom.."

Amanda Bynes is laughing all the way to the loony bin. Amanda thinks all the headlines she's grabbing is only making her a bigger celebrity. Monday she tweeted, "The DA and my lawyer talked today. They have no proof of drugs on me or around me at anytime during the arrest of after. All I'm becoming is more famous! Thanks for lying about me!"

KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are expecting a girl. The baby's gender was revealed during an ultrasound that was shown last night on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". There's one moment where the doctor says he can't find a penis, and Kim says, quote, "It would definitely take after his father, so you WOULD see it."

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN has revealed that he just went to DETOX for narcotics abuse . . . including HEROIN. He'd had substance abuse problems in the past, but he'd been clean for 23 years before falling off the wagon recently. It started with prescription pills, then escalated to SNORTING heroin. After about a week of doing that, he checked himself into a 10-day detox program.

RadarOnline.com says that AMANDA BYNES was evicted from her New York City apartment. They say moving trucks showed up and took her stuff last Tuesday night, just five days after she was arrested for allegedly smoking pot in the lobby of the building, then throwing a bong out her apartment window. There's no word where she's living now. --Meanwhile, Amanda says she got a nose job . . . and she's getting another one in three weeks. Also, she Tweeted that her dad is, quote, "as ugly as RuPaul."

MICHAEL DOUGLAS says his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex. He didn't name any names, though. He says, quote, "Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from [performing oral sex on a woman] . . . And if you have [HPV], [performing oral sex on a woman] is also the best cure for it."

Amanda Bynes claims photos taken at a trampoline facility in Buffalo, NY are not her, but multiple witnesses say otherwise. Photos show Amanda wearing a brown wig at a “Sky Zone” center, and she went bananas on Twitter, cussing out bloggers who posted them. She tweeted, "THAT'S NOT ME! I've never been to SkyZone! That looks nothing like me!" Several Sky Zone employees and customers have said that they're 100% convinced it was her, and Amanda even left a paper trail. The center’s owner said, "Amanda had to sign a waiver. She has the same DOB and same tattoos, but she checked in using her middle name and same last name. She did not use 'Amanda.'" Witnesses say Amanda was frantic and distracted, asking guests to delete pictures while she bumbled around. Amanda went so far with her denial that she denied even owning a brown wig, but previous photos of her show that she has indeed worn a brown wig before.

Amanda Bynes neighbors in her NYC apartment are freaked out by her. One tells the NY Post, “She stares you out in the elevator. Residents are terrified to be alone with her. She knocked on one woman’s door, and when it opened, she screamed ‘You’re ugly,’ and ran away. "Amanda always seems to be alone, muttering to herself and looking completely out of it.” The resident said management as well as neighbors in Bynes’ West 47th Street building are fed up with her antics in the lobby, elevators and public corridors. The good news is, she hasn’t been seen in the building since her arrest.

Believe it or not! Lindsay Lohan's rehab stint isn't just about her health -- she's also using it as a chance to mend fences with her family. A source close to LiLo tells E Online that she's been taking advice from counselors at the Betty Ford Clinic, who've been stressing the important role that family can play in recovery. The insider says, "She's been super committed to therapy and mending her relationship with her family. She wants to get everything out on the table, so she will have a large weight lifted off her shoulders. He wants to get everything out with them in front of a counselor who can help mediate it all."

CHANNING TATUM says his friends keep him grounded by doing things with his action figures that are, quote, "way, way not PG-13." He adds, quote, "It's embarrassing how much my friends make fun of me." He also says he's "a fat kid on the inside" because he likes to eat so much, and his weight fluctuates 25 to 30 pounds between movies.