Guest Blog Post At KinkCraft.co

Writing Sex Toy Reviews Or “Messing Around On The Internet And Getting Free Sex Toys”

I was asked to write a guest blog article by the lovely people over at KinkCraft about reviewing sex toys. So I tried to get everything that I do down on paper to dispell the myth that reviewing sex toys is just an easy way to get free sex toys - it isn't, trust me on this one as I know what I am talking about here.

I was amazed when the ever so talented Amy Gardener who does all of the blog post header pics at KinkCraft agreed to base the articles header image on my little old avatar and I was blown away with her creation which you can see above.

Well what are you waiting for, get yourself over to KinkCraft to read my article there and whilst there check out their amazing kits and products of course. I have reviewed several and found them both a lot of fun and very functional.

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Does the sight of a woman applying lipstick turn you on?
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Pers...

It takes me ages to draw my little cartoons so I want your opinion on them
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My latest character is a hit with Sybain & Venus
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It can be hard living with a disability, especially when you review sex toys
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The grand opening of their new shop is on the 14th October
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There are some amazing sex blogs out there that need your vote
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"To shave or not to shave, that is the question" - Shakespeare (I think)
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I hate it when people put others down because of their sexual tastes
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I'm making a copy of my Foof
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I'm So Looking Forward To Upping My Game
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Lovely Texture On This Vac-u-lock Dildo
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Plus Sized Hand Made Latex Dresses - KinkCraft
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Win A Stroking Man III Rechargeable Sex Machine
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I am beside myself with excitement, I have just learnt that I will be reviewing the new silicone sybian attachments, the G-Egg, Orb & Triple Delight.
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Some Sex Toys Suck & Some Suck In A Good Way
You would be forgiven for thinking that this blog post is about really, really bad sex toys but it isn't. You see a sex toy can suck and that can be a very good thing when I am talking about the range of products from Satisfyer.
I have been sent three new vibrators to review and all of them suck, in a good way I hasten to add. What I mean is that as well as vibrating they actually suck gently or vigo...

I Am Delighted To Have Received An ElectroHelix
I had an amazing surprise today when the postman dropped off a brand new E-stim control box from e-stim.co.uk.
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Writing Sex Toy Reviews Or “Messing Around On The Internet And Getting Free Sex Toys”
I was asked to write a guest blog article by the lovely people over at KinkCraft about reviewing sex toys. So I tried to get everything that I do down on paper to dispell the myth that reviewing sex toys is just an easy way to get free sex toys - it isn't, trust me on this one as I know what I am talking about here.
I was amazed when the ever so talented Amy G...

Celebrating 2000 Amazing Twitter Followers
To celebrate finally reaching my next milestone in my Twittersphere - what I mean to say is to celebrate getting 2000 amazing followers on Twitter I thought I should do something very special for my followers in the form of a competition.
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The lovely people from www.e-stim.co.uk have stepped f...

Looking For Something Different? Try Electrosex
I have discovered the joys of electrosex or e-stim and can highly recommend it for both single males and females together with couples. You can get some incredible sensations when using e-stim equipment and can even get hands free orgasms.
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Elctro-Eggs Are Lots Of Fun
I have been asked to review the newest addition to E-Stim Systems products, their polished Electro Eggs. They sent me all three of the new design to try out and review and I got straight to it (needing no encouragement at all due to my love of electrosex fun and games).
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I'm a real 'Geek' now and I love Bitcoins
I had heard the term Bitcoin used fairly regularly but it is only recently that I have taken the time to learn a little bit more about it and it fascinates me. A peer to peer payment system that doesn't involve the powers that be - who doesn't lke the sound of that?
What is a Bitcoin?
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Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd
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I Was Blown Away By The Venus
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Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator
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Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked.
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I'm Celebrating Getting 1000 Followers On Twitter
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I Just Can't Get Enough Bad Dragon In Me ;-)
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I'm Celebrating My First Anniversary
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New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator
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Read My Pleasure Panel Reviews
I am delighted to be on the Pleasure Panel for the lovely Cara Sutra at www.carasutra.co.uk
I have now written a number of reviews for the Pleasure Panel and you can read them all by following the link below. Have a good look around Cara's amazing site and don't forget to tell her that Joanne says Hi.
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Just How Powerful Is The Sybian?
This is one question that I get asked regularly and I always say it is amazing. Well in this short video I show you just how the attachment moves around inside a woman and how incredibly powerful it is when vibrating. The attachment almost wants to fly off the machine, enjoy the video.
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So what are you waiting for, read the full of the Sybian review. CLICK HERE ...

The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye
Intimate Video Clip
These two videos are definitely not safe for work. The first shows me fucking myself with the Svakom and you can see that the image quality is not too bad as it is drawn out but as you slide it in the pussy juices just turns everything into a pink blur. The second video was taken with me holding the svakom at the entrance to my pussy which is held open with a plastic speculum. I ...

New Review - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex
Slip Inside Something Comfortable
This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun.
Fleshli...

The Male Nereid in glowing green and black
I am currently enjoying a new fantasy silicone dildo from Tails & Portholes, I absolutely love it. The colours and mottles effect are really nice as is the glow in the dark pigment. This is a superbe example of a small independant company making something original and really cool. The Male Nereid features a really nice set of scales aong its shaft that really feel nice.
Full review to follow, as I am...

The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye
I am having a lot of fun playing with the Svakom Siime Eye camera vibrator, taking still pics and even video footage of the inside of my pussy as I play and orgasm.
I'm about halfway through writting up my review of it and have decided to show an internal video of what happens inside of my pussy as I orgasm. It's both an exciting and terrifying thought to be sharing that with you all.
So what are you w...

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