get heart attack from all-in-one fast food pizza. if that doesn't work.cut wrist using the knife. if that doesn't work.use the measuring tape to hang self. if that doesn't work.burn house using candle. if that doesn't workdrown in dr pepper. if that doesn't workshoot head.

ok first of all they should have used Double QP's with cheese!! and where is tghe BK???? KFC????? YOu call that a fast food pizza??? Please! it has only 2000 calories. A real FF pizza would have 15,000 to 25,000 calories.