Happy Birthday Phil Collins, here’s some comedy about God!

Phil Collins, what a guy. He’s been there, made this, done that, ruined this, obliterated that, destroyed this, banged those, sung that, slicked this back, and prodded some of them. So what the heck to get him for his 58th birthday? It boiled down to a toss up between some intellectual jokes from the magnificent George Carlin, or a hamper packed with hams, cheeses, and Orangina. In the end, we got him both. Happy Birthday Collins!

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.