KDs are designed/developed/inspired/mused/auto-suggested/indigested to make folks think; an especially uncommon experience among Democrats, Republicans, and jingoistic mainline denominationalists who continue to discourage dissent with their ever-threatening thought police.

3. While our church is recovering
from a little recklessness during our expansion/renovation with increased sacrificial
giving and we are paying our bills and expanding our missions again as His Holy
Spirit is working so many miracles of increased intimacy with Him and adoptions
into the family, we are not providing Christmas bonuses to staff this year and
there's not a lotta discretionary funds for folks who need some extra help
right now and...so I'm going to use 75% of what comes in for those bonuses to
our staff members, 15% for discretionary use for the poor, and 10% to modify my
pony now that the Lord has cured that covetousness.

4. Besides, I'm deep into my last
book - about a year from completion - and need shelf space.