Super Glide Lubricant

Skiers rejoice! There's finally a lube made especially
for those who want to fuck as fast as Tommy Moe carves down
the slippery slope, just barely holding his super-sharpened
edges on the icy hardpack. If giant slalom is your
thing, but you haven't made it to the slopes, Super Glide
Lube may be the answer. Simple and to the point,
it's everything anyone could ever want in a water-based,
flavorless lubricant. Plus the box has a lovely
artist's rendition of a skier heading downhill. Stock near
the hats and goggles.