Location: Somewhere on our favorite dustspeck in the universe... also known as Illinois.

Profile update on 2/28/12. Real life is still winning the war. (Anybody got a spare kidney? Dialysis sucks...) I swear I'm gonna get back to writing, honest, but I hafta win a few battles first. Your patience is much appreciated.

Oh, and I still hate Vista...

8/27/12 - Shiny new computer! No more Vista! I do believe there be some target practice comin' up...

I started writing 'What are we gonna do now?' during the summer of '03, finally got it finished right about the time the Angel series finale aired. Started writing the follow up story 'Did somebody say something about not fading away?' right after that. Went through the first story, trying to correct some of my errors, and started posting here. Hope you all enjoy these fics, I've certainly enjoyed a great many of yours.

I'm absolutely loving the Buffy season 8 comics (Joss is God!), but for the sake of the timeline I've established for my fics, season 8 never happened, unless otherwise stated in an individual story.

'What are we gonna do now?' is complete. It starts in the last minutes of 'Chosen'. BTVS/Highlander crossover.

'Did somebody say something about not fading away?' is, at long last, COMPLETE! Sequel to 'What are we gonna do now?',picks up at the end of 'Not Fade Away'. BTVS/Highlander/StargateSG-1/Charmed/LOTR crossover, with elements of Doctor Who and Dogma thrown in.

'The vampires in question' is a one shot, set during 'The girl in question' and fits into my storyline between 'What are we gonna do now?' and 'Did somebody say something about not fading away?'. BTVS/Highlander. Complete.

'The Contest' is a stand alone and has nothing to do with my other stories. I think. It's a BTVS/Dragonball GT crossover I wrote for my son. We're both huge fans. Complete.

'Stupid mirror' is a Stargate SG-1/Dragonball Z crossover. Just another bit of silliness that I turned into a story for my son. Complete.

'The Wake' was written after I watched the season premiere (final season) of Charmed. This might wind up tying into one of 'The Guardian Chonicles' fics at some point, haven't really made up my mind yet. BTVS/Charmed crossover. Complete, I think, although this could sorta be considered to be the first of the 'I told you so' fics.

'Another 'I told you so moment' is a WIP. It was originally a one-shot, but I decided to try to make it into a series. BTVS.

'Existence'is set in part IX of 'Did somebody say something about not fading away?', and ties into what happens along about chapters eight, nine and ten. Complete. BTVS.

'Christmas, with aliens'. Just a bit of silliness I fired off after watching Episode III again. BTVS/Stargate SG-1.Complete.

'The Red Goddess and the Lonely God'. Second in the Guardian Chronicles series. BTVS/Doctor Who, with some Stargate SG-1, Stargate-Atlantis and Dogma thrown in. God asks Willow for a favor. Seems there's a certain Wandering Time Lord in need of some help. Some of it's gonna be fun, some of it's gonna be angsty. To tell the truth, I'm makin' it up as I go. In progress.

'Grieving' is a Firefly fic, set post 'Serenity'. Loved that movie, still mad that they killed off Book and Wash, though. River helps Zoe deal with her grief. Complete.

'Since the day I met you'. Firefly, sequel to 'Grieving'. Mal and Inara, finally how it should be. Complete.

'The Stupidest Question'. Complete. BTVS, set during 'Forever'.This was something of a result of me trying to deal with the deaths of one of my aunts and my great-grandmother. Definitely angsty.

'Stargate-Galactica'. Stargate Atlantis/Battlestar Galactica (original, as in 1978, not the new soap opera) crossover. The Colonial Fleet shows up in the Pegasus Galaxy. In progress. I swear I'll get back to this eventually. Honest! Just as soon as it stops kickin' my ass...

'The last of his kind? Well, maybe not...'. Doctor Who. Ninth Doctor. Romana shows up, wondering what happened to Gallifrey. Complete. I wrote this before I found out that Romana had come back from E-Space and was President. Oops.

'Whoops...' Doctor Who, complete. Just a short little sumthin' that popped into my beady little brain after watching a rerun of 'Doomsday'. My Muse was bein' nit-picky...

'Part of the Team'. Stargate SG-1, complete. Vala angst, big time. Tag I wrote for the end of 'The Quest, Part II'.

'The Biker Babes of SG-1'. Complete. Carter decides to go to Bike Week in Daytona, and invites Vala to come along. Lil' bit of goofiness that came out of nowhere, but, oh, what fun!

'Dinner and a Movie'. Stargate SG-1, complete. Sam and Jack fluffiness. Went to see 'The Simpsons Movie', there was this plot bunny, I fought the plot bunny, it kicked my ass.

'It's one of those destiny... things'. Smallville/Doctor Who crossover, complete. The Doctor rescues Clark at the end of the season 8 premiere instead of the Martian Manhunter and gives him a look at things to come.

'His reward'. Doctor Who, complete. Just my idea of what might have happened at 'The End of Time'.

'Here, at the end of all things stand we'. BTVS, Guardian Chronicles fic, complete. Willow, Dawn, and God Herself at the end of the universe, and the beginning of the next.

Likes: Well, the Buffyverse, obviously. Big sci-fi nut. Big Doctor Who fan from way back. (Tom Baker rules!) My favorite authors are Tolkien and Clive Cussler, although I have to admit that Diane Duane and Aaron Allston have probably had more influence on my writing style than anybody else. If you haven't read any of their stuff, you definitely should! I have pretty eclectic tastes in music. Tool, Stabbing Westward (before they went lame), Zombie, Korn, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, etc. I also like Good Charlotte, Michelle Branch, Matchbox Twenty, Def Leppard, Aerosmith, AC/DC, etc. Lots of other stuff, can't think of any of it right now, though.

Dislikes: While I'm pretty liberal, I do tend to get sick of people who feel they have to get in everybody's face about whatever their problem of the week is. Gets old.

Someday maybe I'll stop being irked about the cancellation of excellent shows like BTVS, Angel, Dark Angel, John Doe, Tru Calling, Birds of Prey, Firefly, Farscape,etc., etc. But not yet...

Favorite quotes: "To thee no star be dark, both Heaven and Earth, friend thee forever..."Act I, scene IV, 'The Two Noble Kinsmen' by Fletcher and Shakespeare. Many thanks to Carebear Stare and Hermionette for filling me in on the origin of the quote. I read it somewhere, once upon a time, never had a clue who wrote it. You guys rule!

"Sail forth, steer for the deep waters only, reckless O soul, exploring, I with thee and thou with me. For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go, and we will risk the ship, ourselves, and all." Author: Walt Whitman. Just screams adventure, doesn't it?

"Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth, and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds, and done a hundred things you have not dreamed of. Wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there, I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air... Up, up, the long, delirious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never lark, or even eagle flew. And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod the the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand, and touched the face of God." 'High Flight' by John Gillespie Magee Jr.

"When you come to the edge of all the Light you have known and are about to step out into the Darkness, Faith is knowing that one of two things will happen... There will be something to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly." Title and author unknown. If anybody knows, please clue me in.

Post Chosen: When Tara's ghost is embodied, the Buffybot is rebuilt, and Dana's sanity partially restored by a series of questionable spells, their friendship with a new Slayer forms them into an unlikely group of friends.

Chapter 11! Update! During The Witch, Buffy is sent to another dimension where it is predicted the Dark place will have her soul. Set 5 years before a New Hope. Will continue through Star Wars Trilogy as well. BuffyStarWars Crossover.

Chaya Sar, the outcast Ancient from the planet Proculus, watches with concern the development in the Pegasus galaxy. She fears the whole galaxy might fall in the hands of the Wraith. So she decides to ask a very old friend for help.

When Laura Cadman returns to Atlantis five years after Carson's death, how will she cope with being back? Pairings include Cadman/Lorne, John/Teyla, Ronon/Keller, Sam/Jack and Cam/Carolyn, Daniel/Vala and SG1. Complete as is. Sequel in progress.

Kinda tag to SG-1's Pegasus Project. SG-1 is still in Atlantis. Mini!chapters. Sheppard & Mitchell accidentally crash a jumper in the ocean... focuses on the interactions of the two crews & the chaos around them. Implied Shweir, SamJack, & DanielVala

The time has come, they have waited for so long. The new Watchers Council will need all the help it can get. Luckily a young woman called Ace seems to know what’s happening but can she be trusted? And who exactly is Dr. McCrimmon? Doctor Who xover

The Problem Child challenge. When SG7 finds an ancient temple referring to the Chosen one, it’s arranges for The Slayer and her Watcher to be part of the team. Unfortunately Buffy didn’t expect to come face to face with her estranged sister.

Cordelia has a vision but Angel's not around to help. Seeing no other choice, she heads off to investigate it on her own. But why did she see a big blue phone booth with the words Police Public Call Box on it?

A Doctor Who/Stargate SG-1 crossover, originally written for the 2008 dw-cross ficathon on LiveJournal. Jack and Teal'c thought they were the only people other than Malikai who were able to sense the time loop, but what if they were wrong?

[BtVS: Season Six, DW: Post Season Two finale] Tara is still struggling with Willow’s betrayal and finding it hard to find forgiveness in her heart, but a stranger’s pain distracts her from her own, and Tara can’t help but feel for him…

It’s the beginning of the end, and the Doctor can feel the anticipation of the impending battle drum so deep through his bones his teeth rattle with it. Romana and the Doctor at Gallifrey’s last stand.

Willow finds out that VampWillow did more than they thought while she was in town. How responsible is Willow for what her double did? Willow isn't sure when a fledgling vamp comes to her sire for help. AU femslash. review please.

The TARDIS decides to play matchmaker and confront Rose about her feelings for the doctor, but sometimes a certain someone can overhear.Set sometime after Impossible Planet.RoseTen pairing.FLAMES WELCOME!Anonymous reviews accepted! LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!

Crossover with Stargate SG1. When Faith wakes up missing three years of her life, all she seems to find are more questions. Can the answers lie with a man she only remembers meeting once before? FaithJack. Adult situations and themes.

“Because if there’s one gorram person in this verse who knows anything about Alliance secrets, and might be in a position to make your sister less crazy it’d be her!” Mal shouted, pointing at Buffy, as he got right in Simon’s face.

A series of TAGs for Seasons One and Two. What really happened with SG1 after and in between their missions? How did Daniel and Teal'c become friends? And how did Jack and Sam begin to fall for each other?

3 years after Season 10 & Adria's still trying to convert the galaxy & kill Daniel at the same time. Meanwhile, the team is trying to find The City of the Undead & the supposed secret that's there. AU. DV, SJ, & a weird DanAdria thing. 1 of 3.

10Rose. The Doctor takes Rose to the best restaurant in the universe...and what's with the bubble bath? AU, no Doomsday, drabblefluff. Rated T for later chapters. Finished! Also up on A Teaspoon and An Open Mind with the missing scene from Chapter 7.

Rose contemplates the new and the old on her first Valentines Day in her new universe. Valentines Day fluff. “You came an impossible distance, across universes, to return my jacket.” Ok, maybe this wasn’t a coma dream. Because that was something so ridi

COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.

Her relationship with Kennedy is over. Now Willow is on a mission. This is a not at all serious romp documenting Willow's not so brilliant schemes to, well, you probably get the idea from the title. Silly, irreverent, it went over quite well at SFA.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

UPDATED! What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time in addition to making fun of McKay? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…Now citrusflavored!

A settler in a new town on Dakota Moon, meets Kaylee Frye when Serenity comes to help. Crossover with Firefly. Buffy & Kaylee slash. Note: All italicized English words are meant to be spoken Chinese, but I couldn't translate it. UPDATED: tthfanfic . com

A few months post Early, River's fascination with a certain merc comes out. How will the crew handle the genius's sudden craving? How will Jayne? A more animalistic look into my favorite pairing, Rayne.

Buffy contacts her old friend Methos and enlists his aid in finding new slayers after Sunnydale's demise. One slayer however does not want to be found and her secrets threaten to come between Buffy and those she loves for good. Sequel to Running on Empty

Mal boards the wreck of a luxury liner and steal a mysterious box from Cabin 7. Months later a young woman is kidnapped on Persephone. More importantly, what game is their latest passenger, known only as the Doctor, playing? Xover w Doctor Who.

It's the end of an era. The war is nearly over, Darth Sidious's plan has nearly come to fruition, and the only hope of the Jedi rests in the hands of the last Summers sister if Darth Traya doesn't kill her first....

They're nineteen. One's a slayer. One's a watcher. They're both kind of a pain in the ass. CONTAINS FEMSLASH between Dawn Summers and Charlotte Johannsen This is a BTVS slash Babysitters Club crossover and a derivative of my previous BSC fic.

The women abord the Daedalus join the Atlantis women for a Girls Night In when they swop stories about how they got the better of the male population. Ch 9 The epilogue is now up, thanks to everyone who read it and reviewed, I had great fun writing it.

The First Doctor screws up the timeline. No kitchen appliances were harmed during this fic, but a lamp, a mug, and the Fifth Doctor were exploded, incinerated and kicked, in that order. Rated for vegetable abuse.

Season 3 AU. Faith & Buffy share something as Slayers that no one else can comprehend. When it starts to grow into something more, both Slayers have a hard time dealing with it and its implications. Some BA, BR, but mostly about BF.

Set ten years after the Miranda incident, an event is officially disclosed by the newly crowned King of Londinum regarding an adventure he went through with the crew of Serenity while he was still Prince.

Tara can’t go back to Willow. This story will pick up after the Dead Things episode and before Older and Far Away. Tara keeps Anya from becoming a Vengeance Demon again, and saves Buffy from Warren. Things just won’t be the same

COMPLETE! AU Crossover between the Charmed and Buffy universes. Phoebe finds that Cole is back .... again, but he's not alone – he has a new witch in his life. WINNER OF THE 2006 'TWISTING THE HELLMOUTH' CROSSING OVER AWARD BEST CHARMED CROSSOVER!

It's 10 years post Chosen, Faith has been working for the PtB while Buffy and the Scoobys run the ultimate Slayer training and research facility. What happens after Faith goes to Cleveland to see Buffy? BF, WK, AD Please R&R. NOW COMPLETE.

Picks up immediately after 'The Thief'. Vala's found the perfect place, the perfect bait, AND the perfect hook for fishing, but why can't she catch one reluctant archaeologist? COMPLETE, next is 'Binding Arguments' 2006 Isis Award winner

BTVS,Roswell,DA xover. The transgenics' battle with the Familiars becomes perilous when their foes become allies with vamps and aliens. A 12 year old pops up out of nowhere with no clue of her past. The end of their battle is near, but who will prevail?

Suppose Buffy lost one of those fights? Suppose a Vampire with a wicked sense of humor decided to play a nasty little trick, and change things forever? No specific pairings, though the Chosen Two both play a major role in the story, along with Willow

Batman: Buffy the vampire slayer crossover. Xander's parents are killed in front of him at the age of seven after they go down a dark alley. Bruce Wayne adopts him and he leaves for Gotham only to return to Sunnydale as Batman during season one.

BtVS Stargate xover. Sunnydale’s gone, so where do we go from here? Buffy and Co. thought they’d have time to decide, now that the Hellmouth was permanently closed, but the PTB have other plans for them. (Full Summary Inside)

Young girls everywhere are suddenly developing special powers. Now what? Some of the Scoobies aren't pleased with one idea: a new Watcher's Council. They also face a challenge from a familiar dancing demon, and a strange man from their dreams.

Next in 'The Guardian Chronicles'. The Powers That Be decide that a certain Lonely God needs a little help finding his way back to his True Path. Like most of the rest of my stuff, multiple crossovers, but centered around Doctor 10 and Willow.