Monday, November 20, 2006

If I Died in Stephen Colbert County....

TUSCUMBIA -- Producers of the Comedy Central news-program parody, "TheColbert Report," say the production that was taped recently in Tuscumbialikely will air in segments Nov. 27-30......

He stresses those dates are tentative. Much of the show's material involvescurrent news items, so if something major occurs that week, the ColbertCounty segments could get bumped until later."Anything can happen,"Cooperman said. "These schedules are real fluid."

"HANOI, Vietnam, Sunday, Nov. 19 — President Bush likes speed golf andspeed tourism — this is the man who did the treasures of Red Square in less than20 minutes — but here in the lake-studded capital of a nation desperately eagerto connect with America, he set a record."

Ladies, This must be a dream come true. Line up to get raped by Mike Tyson. You even get to pay for it.

"Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort afteragreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalizedbrothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work isscheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm."