Naked Man Hops Out of Car, Gropes Teenage Girl, Speeds Off

Never stand too close to a naked man, especially one that can't keep his hands to himself.

Police are looking for a man who allegedly jumped out a car, grabbed a 17-year-old girl's butt and fled in the North Hills last week—sans his clothes. Sporting a molestache, the man supposedly hopped out of his vehicle, stripped naked, accosted the girl and fled.

The teen shrieked in horror, but the man was long gone. The assault was clearly premeditated, as the man covered up his license plate. Worse, this dude had an accomplice, as another man served as the getaway driver.

Nine similar attacks have occurred in the area since the year began, so there's definitely a serial groper on the loose.