More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

Childeren…

Aside from the language, this makes me laugh every time. Funny Baby Ecard: "You may think you're being cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just remember.one day you will be a teenager, and payback sucks.

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. I loved the mud run but this is funny!

"Ya, overprotective dads are pretty scary but nothing is worse than an overprotective older sister. Dads are ok with jail time, but an older sis can kill u, hide ur body and be back in time for dinner"