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Monday, June 3, 2013

Time To Work Out, Come Now Don't Pout!

So way back when at my den Mary also said the cat should do a workout post. So I will get to training at my coast. By the time the cat is done you will be in tip top shape under your sun.

First you have to stretch,

And you can do it through better things than fetch.

This will help your reflexes too.

We all want to avoid the poo.

Next work those arms.

Turn off car alarms.

Then flatten a tire,

Change it and your biceps will grow higher.

Take a horse for a ride,

You can then walk with pride.

As you clench that ass,

Eventually it will become top class.

Now take a break,

And work on balance by the lake.

If he can do it, so can you.

Can do it with one foot or two.

Stretch those legs as well,

Crossing them is swell.

Then they are stretched and crossed.

And it doesn't even cost.

You have to eat too.

So get something big at your zoo.

Then give those face muscles a work out.

You may want to stick to something like trout.

A leg stretching routine?

Is that all going on at this scene?

Pushing and pulling those legs apart,

I hope nether let loose a fart.

Balance a fish bowl on your head.

That is what I said.

It will keep your head straight.

And you can use it to hold fish bait.

And finally if this is too much for you,

You only have one final thing to do.

Give those neck muscles a good stretching out.

Do it out of view though as some may shout.

There you go, now you can get all buffed up at your show. The cat is so helpful to all of you. I don't know why I do it at my zoo. You'll give Arnold a run for his money with those tricks and it even works for hicks. Afterwards go roll in the grass it is a good cool off routine for my little rhyming ass.

As always the cat is so kindwith tips coming from his behindMaking sure we all stay nice and fitBut I think you are really full of poop!You don't really care about any of usand wouldn't mind if we were hit by a bus.I think that would make you smileand you'd be laughing all the while.

No thanks! I'll just take my day real slow.At my age I have no "get-up and go!"I'll just sit in my chair and read a book,on the benefits of exercising here at my nook.Turning those pages should burn off a few,of calories and inches, to name just a few...WHEW!!!

That poor, poor little kid!How awful what that bird did!I exercise every day,But none of it in your way.I think sit-ups I'd rather doThan these workouts at your zoo,Although the ball balance does look cool;But I'd probably look like a fool.

What an awful pigeon,The flying rat should be thrown in prison.I really need to stop coming by,When the moon sails high in the night sky.Tis not the best time for my rhymes,Then again, I suck at rhyming anytime.(:

That gaphappens to people who yapWay to longWith their rhyming song lolActually no idea at allSeems to come and go at my hallAnd what no neck stretchYou could play fetchAnd poor AAAI guess you make their dayUnless you cry in their earThen that may cause fearDrooling on them and blowing your snotThat would be nasty a lot LOLyoga one day i will tryWhen able under my skyUntil then i'll stretch the neckAnd try not to wreck

No neck stretch for me at least not one of that kindthat's quite the pictureyou drew of me crying yikesthat might scare the car man away, and then I would be leftthere with a flat, thanks to your naughty cat..Yoga, you should try don't be shy..bend and stretchtry a few poses..you can be a tree, or a mighty warriorthey are relaxing, try themyou will see...

Maybe you can hitch a rideWith a handy boy scout guideMight earn him a badge tooCrying, sobbing, you hahaOh I tried itBut can't do it yet at my pitAs my issues don't like stretching awayHave to heal first at my bay

Yes, you need some restthat would be bestbefore, you try to overdotake some time to healyou can still have fun at your zoowith all your rhyming wordsshould we have a word sword duellol..I can't even say that onea tongue twister for you mistermaybe, that would be fun at your zoofind all those tongue twisters andput a spin on them in your own way..ok, I'm going away..bothered youenough for one day...

may good dreams stream into your head whileyou lay in your bed...Good Night!

I already did the tongue twister thingA while back at my wingMay have even done it twiceIt was niceTo watch all squirmLike a wormand if i can get to sleep with this heatHopefully I'll go down dream streetAnd with thatGood night from the cat

Why are all the posts I am reading today referencing flat tires?? Is the universe laughing at me for getting a flat tire- not knowing it and then when I finally take it to go fix it have to get the damn thing ordered?!?!

Yep, I just joined a gymTime to be fit and trimHubby is coming along, tooWe're gonna zumba at our zooKeep flexing those muscles, PatYou must stay pretty for the cat :)Oh, and tulips are coming your wayMailing next weekend to your bayDon't ever say a girl neverGave you flowers :)

I'm really bad at stretching. I get lazy after my run and can't be bothered. And I should know better. I have a MSc in exercise physiology. I obviously believe in the 'do as I say and not as I do mentality'. lol

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.