Watch a Ukrainian Juggler Posing as a Bartender on National TV

This video of a guy named Alexander Shitfanov performing on Ukraine’s Got Talent has a lot going for it. There are bottles (of what we assume to be vodka, it being Ukraine) flying through the air, dramatic reaction shots of heavily made-up Ukrainian TV personalities, and a techno cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” to top things off.

There is, unfortunately, no bartending going on. Some orange sludge ends up in a few glasses, but any reasonable thirsty person would have walked away from the bar after the first 15 seconds of unnecessary juggling. Also, it could have used some fire.