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Would You Rather Wednesday – Sex vs Teleportation

I think it’s pretty self explanatory what “would you rather Wednesday” will consist of so let’s get into it.

For the inaugural WYRW, I chose something that my friends and I have debated about for seemingly years. Sex vs. Teleportation. Here’s the breakdown:

Would you rather point to any girl in the world and have sex with her OR have the power of teleportation?

The case for sex:

Sex is great and sex with really hot girls is really great. So if you’re like me and 99% of other men out there who have no game at all, this would be a pretty useful power if you’re looking to get it wet at the bar on Saturday night. On top of that, let’s say you’re in New York City or LA or something and you see someone really famous like Nina Agdal. You can just point at her and have sex so that’d be pretty neat. However, my question for this is what if you accidentally point at the wrong person? I think there needs to be a bubble that pops up over the girl’s head like when you shut down your computer and it asks if you’re sure you want to shut down.

Then I think this could be fools proof.

The case for teleportation:

Teleportation is probably the best power that one could have in today’s world. Not only is it awesome because you can go literally anywhere you want in the world whenever you want, but it would be such a time and money saver in every day life. Do you have a 30 minute commute to work? Not any more. Sleep in for another 30 minutes. Oh it’s snowing and all the roads are shitty and your buddy is having a Super Bowl party? No problem just teleport over. It’s 1:30 and you’re drunk at the bar but craving a cheesy gordita crunch? Just use your teleportation to Taco Bell.

Ketch’s Verdict:

In my opinion this is a no-brainer. I take teleportation ten times out of ten. The time and money you save would be awesome. One of my dickhead friends said that you would burn too much energy teleporting, but this is an ideal situation so that won’t be an issue. And if you really love sex, imagine being at a bar with a chick and saying “hey I can teleport anywhere in the world” and then you grab her hand (because everyone knows the rules of teleportation are that anything you are touching teleports with you) and are all of the sudden on a beach in Hawaii or in front of the Eiffel Tower. Guaranteed waterfall coming from their pants. Teleportation for lyfe.