A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Crypt Crisp Cereal

Just in time for Halloween, it’s Crypt Crisp Cereal: crispy coffin-shaped cereal with marshmallow skulls, bones and headstones in a cardboard casket box! Start your mourning out fresh with Crypt Crisp Cereal! Bury it in milk and dig it up with a spoon for that freshly exhumed flavor every time! Put your hunger six feet under with Crypt Crisp Cereal! (Now fortified with formaldehyde!)

And of course there is a decaying corpse mascot. After the other horror-themed cereals, who can legitimately complain about this?