I hear ya. There's 6 people in this house and everyone could be on the internet at anytime.

Also, every time someone turns the cordless phone on or off at my house, the internet connection reboots itself. I could almost never play games online without getting forcibly booted off during the day. Fortunately, we do have a corded phone, but that doesn't always get used.

PP: When I'm doing something stupid, and someone tries to tell me that I'm doing something stupid. I am a grown ass man. I fully understand the consequences of my actions, but fuck them. I mean, maybe if it's not something that's common knowledge, like "Watch out, that squirrel you're feeding is actually a Canadian Bush squirrel, known for their deadly poison and hatred for men named Aaron!" Then, yeah, go ahead and warn me, but don't tell me that I shouldn't feed a squirrel from my hand because it's a wild animal and it might have rabies. I fucking know. If I cared, I wouldn't be trying to trick it into smoking a cigarette.

PP: WHO THE FUCK SET A THERMOSTAT TO 71 FUCKING DEGREES WHEN IT'S 65 DEGREES OUTSIDE? I TELL YA WHO, MY FUCKING ROOMMATE. WHAAAAARGBLseriously do, gettin' real tired of this shit. Next time I get up on a warm, clear spring day and the heater is on, I'm telling that motherfucker he can pay the power bill himself. 71 degrees is too high no matter what time of year it is, and it's why we've been getting $180 power bills all winter.

pp: I thought I had one friend in this state, but I guess he called it quits awhile back and never told me. Apparently, he had a birthday party recently that I wasn't invited to. My theory kinda makes sense, right? Time to consider defriending or wait and see what happens? I seem to suck at friends.

Profanity-filled Roommate PP again: Fucking asshole tells us three days before we're supposed to renew the lease that he wants out, and I just found out today. What in the actual fuck. If I wasn't so tired I'd probably go in there and wake his ass the hell up and chew him the fuck out. I know he's been a shitty roommate, fucking never cleaning anything up and always fucking with the thermostat and never turning a goddamn thing off and leaving the door unlocked when he leaves, but Jesus Goddamn buttfucking Christ in hell, you don't tell your roommates LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE THE LEASE IS UP FOR RENEWAL THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN. FUCK I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

I don't suppose there's someplace you can go to advertise for a new (and so much more improved) roommate that a ton of people can see really quickly? Like online or a flier? If you find a new roommate after you sign the lease (assuming you will), there won't be too much trouble for you and the landlord, will there?

Just hang in there- your dealing with this mannerless scum is almost over... and then you could throw a party!

Yeah the school's got a page for commuters and a few other things that I've already posted on. But most commuters have already gotten their housing situation sorted out by now. Our house is also kind of expensive and far from campus.Last night I posted something on Facebook asking if anyone was looking for a place to live, and in that post I called my roommate a shitlord (I'm not Facebook friends with him). One of my other "friends" apparently showed it to him and now he's pissed.

Fuck I'm so tired, physically, mentally and emotionally. I don't want to be around anyone. I just want to drive to the desert and be a thousand miles from any human being.

Fucking asshole tells us three days before we're supposed to renew the lease that he wants out, and I just found out today. What in the actual fuck. If I wasn't so tired I'd probably go in there and wake his ass the hell up and chew him the fuck out. I know he's been a shitty roommate, fucking never cleaning anything up and always fucking with the thermostat and never turning a goddamn thing off and leaving the door unlocked when he leaves, but Jesus Goddamn buttfucking Christ in hell, you don't tell your roommates LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE THE LEASE IS UP FOR RENEWAL THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN. FUCK I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

And then flip him the bird. Because he sounds like a fucking Shitlord, and you flip shitlords the bird.

PP: I just found out that a kid I was really good friends with when we were younger got too far into the punk scene and is all fucked up with heroin and pain pills. He mentioned that he wanted to try going to school, hoping that maybe trying to be productive would help him kick his habits, and I said "Yeah, that's a good idea. You should do that. And not Heroin."