Here's a nasty one folks - our two remaining magicians - one of sound and one of water, and superheros to boot, are battling each other! This should be a tough match!

1 - Unitzoid draws water from the air and launches a large droplet, that starts to boil as it travels to Audiobabe! Audiobabe fires a precussive sound into the air, shattering the bubble, increasing each bit of water's surface area until it simply vaporizes.

2 - Audiobabe strikes the ground with a loud *THUMP*, and a soundwave rolls through the ground towards Unitzoid. As the ground buckles and shakes, Unitzoid leaps into the air on a geyser of water!

3 - Unitzoid, from above and falling, launches a blast of boiling water at Audiobabe, hitting her in the face! (12 damage). The blast redirect's Unitzoid so he lands safely a distance away in the sands.

4 - Audiobabe screams in pain, amplifying the scream naturally, and when Unitzoid lands, he is smashed by the soundwave, rupturing his eardrums! (13 damage) Unitzoid in a panic, draws water from Audiobabe herself! As the water vapor rushes out of Audiobabe's mouth, her skin cracks and peels! (13 damage).

5 - Unitzoid is trying to shake his head to clear the ringing in his ears, to no avail. Audiobabe meanwhile is gagging and gasping as her body tries to deliver water to her suddenly parched and damaged flesh!

6 - Audiobabe, giving up on making noise with her mouth, amplifes the roar of the crowd, and raises it's pitch to a squeal that sets half the audience shuddering. Unitzoid however, doesn't hear a damn thing, with his eardrums blown.

7 - Unitzoid looks up to see Audiobabe moving around, and launches a bolt of water that turns to ice as it flies, right at her! Audiobabe leaps out of the way, and the bolt smashes harmless into the chair RIGHT BESIDE Linkara! Linkara dies of shock.

8 - Unitzoid fires another icy blast, this time hitting Audiobabe in the chest, and sending her flying into the wall of the arena, where she falls to the ground in a crumple.

Winner: Unitzoid! Unitzoid, glows, gains a stat point, and heals.

Loser: Audiobabe. An ogre dressed as a boxing coach runs out, splashes Audiobabe with water, rubs her shoulders, towels off her wounds, and helps her off the arena floor.

Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."

Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it."Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"

Linkara wrote:Shock? SHOCK?! I can't fix that with band-aids! My company's going to be eating me out all day for this!

Great job, Kolter. Excellent fight! ^_~

Not unless ye can come up with some kind of a shock proof band-aid... ...an anti-shock band-aid? If ye do think of all the profits! Teenages could buy them for their parents slap them on and tell them any thing for no reaction...

...worth their weight in thingybobbie, they would be!

*nods his head quickly up and down*

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Wow! That was brutal and so cruel! However you will notice that Audio Babe was not killed at the end of that fight. Heroes don't kill each other after all! Of course innocent bystanders can't be helped from time to time! Thankfully now that we have had our obligatory fight scene we can fight side-by-side!

Unitzoid, the magical water mage and superhero, fights Serge, the technical expert with twin swords that deal pain, without damage. Neither is weak to the other.

1 - Serge slashes at Unitzoid, but Unitzoid counters with a quick blast of water from his pack!

2 - Unitzoid follows with a fast attack of his own, sending a stream of superheated water at tremendous velocity at Serge! The stream cuts right through him like a knife! (14 damage). Serge shouts and counters the stream with one of his swords before it can do more damage. The stream rebounds off the sword and sprays Unitzoid, burning him with his own water for (7 damage)!

3 - Serge swings at Unitzoid, who launches a geyser of water at his own feet, shooting him into the air.

4 - Unitzoid lands a good distance away. Serge runs towards him.

5 - Unitzoid begins fireing volleys of iceballs at Serge! Serge dodges them or deflects them and continues on!

6 - Serge catches up to Unitzoid, who is about to fire another iceball! He shoves both his blades into Unitzoid, and there's an electrical SNAP! Unitzoid is electrocuted for (9 damage)

8 - Unitzoid grabs Serge and begins to freeze the water within him! Serge screams and shoves his blades into Unitzoid. In a puff of ice crystals, the two are frozen...

... the judges come onto the field.

... the judges determine that Serge died first, with Unitzoid dying shortly thereafter and losing control of his power, freezing the two together. The Judges pull the two apart so they can receive their awards.

Winner: Unitzoid! Unitzoid glows, is healed, and gains a stat point.

Loser: Serge! A giant ogre, perhaps twice the height and width of a normal ogre, stomps onto the field, delicately picks up Serge, blows on him until he defrosts, fires healing beams out of his eyes at Serge until Serge heals, and then gets down on one knee and holds Serge up in open hands to the audience, presenting him as the fourth place winner in the Arenabattle!

The audience gets on their feet and cheers for Serge!

Serge is led off the field and shortly appears near the judges to watch the contest in the best seats of the house. He's given various parting gifts and prizes, as well as the same posh treatment the judges receive.

Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."

Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it."Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"

1 - Bean quickly snakes out a leg and kicks Audiobabe in the throat, silencing her voice and causing her to choke! (12 damage)! Audiobabe gags and then smacks her hands together, amplifying the clap to a soundblast that throws Bean back! (11 damage).

2 - Audiobabe follows with another loud clap, thowing Bean head over feet for another ( 9 damage)

4 - Bean hits Audiobabe in the chest with his staff, hard. The staff bends and Audiobabe's chest caves slightly (12 damage). Audiobabe grabs Bean's staff and thows all her power into a single pulse of sound moving along it. The staff appears to wobble as the air around it superheats, and the end of the staff nearest Bean explodes into supersonic shards of wood that tear Bean's flesh apart! (11 damage).

... Bean... falls.

A hush falls over the crowd. Briefly. Then they explode into uproarious applause and surge over the walls into the field!

Winner: Audiobabe! Audiobabe glows, heals, and gains a stat point. She's carried around the field by a huge throng of fans, who are only stopped by ogre guards when they get to the far wall!

Loser: Bean. After the audience is stopped by the Ogres, they start rooting for Bean, who has managed to struggle to his feet. Before they can mob him, they're thrown back into the stands by a troop of Ogre rock throwers. In the meantime, Bean simply glows and is healed.

The crowd is still in an uproar when both contestants leave the field.

Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."

Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it."Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"

We have a three way tie for third place: All three contestants have scores of 2/1. We will have a three way battle, with the first person down taking third place, and the remaining two contestants moving onto the finals.

The three way battle will be handled the same way as the normal battles except that I will have to additionally determine randomly who is attacking whom each turn.

Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."

Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it."Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"

Sasjhwa wrote:Thankfully now that we have had our obligatory fight scene we can fight side-by-side!

I'm going to hold you to that since we're up against Bean.

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