"So Sick"

"Slow Jams"

Vinnie Rouge

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to every man who can't read his wife / girlfriend's mind. I'm glad to say my sweetheart DOES like slow jams, including 'So Sick,' but that didn't stop me having a little fun here.

Verse 1Gotta change the flowers that I boughtOrchids make her sneezeBought a cuddly puppy dogThen it gave her fleasAnd that satin evening wearI couldn't find a smallAlthough I searched through each and every store in the mall

It's a pain to findFat free chocolate covered raisins And I must have lost my mindWhen I paid off her carLord knows how I've triedJust to win her love with mushy stuffWhen I played her this CDShe just said to me

ChorusBoy, I'm so sick of slow jams, they're so clichéThey lose all meaning played every dayNow I'm so sick of slow jams, you just don't knowThey make me want to break my radio

Verse 2Gotta change the cottage that I bookedAt that vacation spotBecause I was not awareMy baby doesn't like it hotAnd when I took her for filet mignon, she threw it on the floorHad no idea she was vegan, that's for sure

Chorus 2Can't believe that she's so sick of slow jams, they're not her thingWhat's wrong with Ne-Yo, he sure can singShe's so sick of slow jams, I'm out of luckShe even smashed the tape deck in my truck

BridgeWe fought all nightCause she says they're triteWell, I'll have to just agree, or she'll never sleep with meI'm letting go, throwing out my stereo

Chorus 3I'm still so hooked on slow jams, each time she's goneI find my CD's, I put them onI'm so hooked on slow jams, and that's a factBut I could never give her up for that

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