What's most concerning about this story is the long list of players who apparently aren't staying with the Indians. Guys like Nick Swisher, Justin Masterson, Michael Bourn, Jason Giambi, Carlos Santana and Mark Reynolds don't appear on the guest list.

The Indians appear to have found replacements for these guys, though.

It looks like Jake Taylor isn't content to simply play catcher for the Indians in the movie Major League and will try his hand at playing in the MLB for real. Who would have thought Tar Zann would leave the jungle to play ball? And I'm sure nobody is complaining that Carmen Electra and J. Lo are apparently traveling with the team.

Also making the trip with the Indians, according to the list, are DenzelWashington, Mr. Romeo, Dick Tracy, Shania Twain and Jed Clampett.

The hotel couldn't have accidentally released a better guest list, as the Indians clearly had a bit of fun with the names they used.

The fact that I stumbled across the entire Indians hotel room roster for this stint with the Twins is scary, yet hilarious.