Well, Go Ahead and Give Kobe the MVP

Before last night….I was all about Chris Paul for the NBA’s Most Valuable Player award. And if I had to vote right here, right now, it would still be CP3. (by the way, I wrote this on November 13th 2007).

Actually, I’d rather not…..what I’d rather do is stop hearing all the bitching and moaning from those in the ‘Kobe for MVP’ court.SIDE BAR: Advisors/Handlers/Latin Mami Wife of the Kobster:

Kob, to get back on track….you need to get the public loving you again, you gotta get gangsta with it (excuse me, I mean ‘wit’ it). Yea papi…….you gotta get on the net and blog it out…..get ‘viral’ with it…..make a video of you jumping over a car-ra. (I don’t know Kobe’s wife, but imagine Rosie Perez’s accent in White Men Can’t Jump.)

But the way, what’s the deal with this “viral marketing” term? I get it, spreads like a virus, right? Last time I checked, viruses were killing fools and Kobe is killing me with his fugazi video. He might as well get a triple threat match going with Kenyon Martin and Tim Thomas.

The most disappointing aspect: People on that internet thing are actually contemplating the authenticity of the ‘Kobe over car’ video. Really? I bet these so-called believers are among those who frequent TMZ.

At times, many times, we live in a sad world….but there’s a lot of good. Kobe’s douche-duffel-baggery is actually more towards the middle ground (on the sad side).

So go ahead, give him the M.V.P. and get it out of the way. He’s a damn good player and I suppose he deserves the award sooner or later.

Athletes of today in the NBA, make me proud But there’s somethin’ they don’t say Keep gettin’ accused for abusin’ White pussay From OJ to Kobe, uh let’s call him Tobe First he played his life cool just like Michael Now he rock ice too just like I do Yo, you can’t do better than that? The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat? Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake nigga you You turn around then you shit on Shaq Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes He love a little butt crack, got enough cash Little kids with they bus pass who look up to you To do something for the youth, stupid spoof.

Kyle founded TAI in 2007 and has been weaving in and out the world of Wizards ever since, ducking WittmanFaces, jumping over G-Wiz, and avoiding stints on the DNP-Conditioning list. He has covered the Washington pro basketball team as a member of the media since 2009. Kyle lives in D.C. with his wife, loves basketball, and has no pets.

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