Damien Martin is universally recognized as the GOAT NBL defender, having won the defensive player of the year award 6 times. How many Defensive Player of the Year awards would Martin have won if he was reffed like Mitch McCarron was reffed in games 1 and 3 of the 2019 grand final?

A: 0

B: 6

C: Somewhere between 1 and 5

D: Shut up LV, stop bashing the refs just because one of United's key players is continually getting monumentally screwed over

If you averaged out the amount of contact that Mitch McCarron has made with his opponent over the 9 instances where he has been whistled for a foul across Games 1 and 3 in Perth, the average amount of contact would be equivalent to roughly:

A. A mouse running across your leg as you take a nap at halftime at Perth Arena

B. A fruit fly landing on your shoulder as you bite into a Granny Smith apple

C. The amount of contact Vickerman makes as he slams his notebook into the overhead locker while boarding the flight home to Melbourne

D. Damien Martin's toddler trying to playfully hit you with a budgie's feather, but completely missing and getting a fresh airey instead

A Perth fan complaining about fouls, excessive contact or home cooking is exactly as ironic as:1. a black fly in your chardonnay2. a free ride when you've already paid3. rain on your wedding day4. the contents of your average Trevor Gleeson press conference

You've claimed over and over that you don't ref bash then you post this crap.You are embarrassing yourself, move on to crying over St Kilda winning the AFL spoon because the vast majority of us are over your United whining.

[the refs are paid to perceive events *correctly* and without drawing attention to themselves.

That is the entire and the only purpose of their existence on the basketball court. ]

Actually, it's not their only purpose. Just the major one.

There's also a people mgmt role to play. But here the refs are inconsistent- why is Gleeson and other coaches allowed to carry on like pork chops without penalty, but players barely remonstrate for fear of consequence?