Aside from educating us on Congressional underwear preferences and further perpetuating our cultural obsession with trotting out the word "gate" at the first sign of scandal, the Anthony Weiner debacle has also made an unwitting celebrity out of 21-year-old college student and alleged dick pic recipient Gennette Cordova. But according to Cordova's high school newspaper, this newfound notoriety was a long time coming. The Shorecrest High School Piper printed this eerily prophetical senior superlative way back in 2007. Just think: four years later, she would be making that exact same face at her computer screen. (Via MyNorthwest)