I don't know what god I've upset be he/she/it certainly took revenge on me today.

Six bloody 3-putts for a 39 putt total. That means just three 1-putts.

Nett 76. Stableford score 30.

I somehow managed a ntp but, of course, I missed the putt.
I watched FC's putts take a curve but mine would go straight.
I watched theirs go straight but mine curved.
3 or 4 I left a couple of inches short.