As Smart As a Blonde

A ventriloquist is on stage with his dummy telling numerous blonde jokes. A rather sophisticated looking blonde in the audience interrupts the act and says "Excuse me sir, but I find it personally offensive in that you keep berating blonde women. I happen to be a college graduate and quite successful in my career, do you think you could find another stereotype to poke fun at? "The ventriloquist replies "Im certainly sorry you take offense miss, it is only an act and not really my personal opinion" The blonde replies "Im not talking to you,I'm talking to that little fella on your lap."