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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

WHY GOD MADE MOMSAnswers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.3.. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in theworld and one dab of mean. (you have to love this one!)2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, Ithink..

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?1. We're related.2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. (out of the mouths of babes)3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?1. His last name.2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk onbeer?3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?Why did your mom marry your dad?1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.2. She got too old to do anything else with him. (I'd die if this was my child!)3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.What's the difference between moms & dads?1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that'swho you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.What does your mom do in her spare time?1. Mothers don't do spare time.2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?1. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.2. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plasticsurgery.3. A giant diet pill.If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it andnot me.3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of herhead. All of these answers are classic!! You gotta love kids and their un-rehearsed answers!

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I enjoy all kinds of crafts including jewelry making, candle making, polymer clay work and beading. I have a great sense of humor and I love to laugh! I post jokes and stories here for others to enjoy. I will offer tips and hints and some awesome Top 10 lists.