George Michael hospitalized last week

George Michael was hospitalized last week after he reportedly collapsed in his London mansion.

A spokesperson for the ambulance service that responded to Michael's situation reportedly told the UK Mirror, "We were called just before 8 a.m., sent two ambulance crews, and staff treated a man, who was taken to (the) hospital."

A man? Well, how could that not mean George Michael?

Radar Online reported paramedics worked on the singer for four hours before taking him to a medical facility.

Four hours? Andrew Ridgeley's solo career didn't last that long.

Michael's people reportedly said he was taken to the "hospital for routine tests."

Reports speculated, without evidence, that the incident may have had something to do with Michael's long battle with drugs and alcohol.