VisitorQuestion Of The Week Archive:#6Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!

12/15/96
Hey, Sparky I pushed that button on my computer that said TURBO and got a !@#@# ticket
for speeding on the information super highway. Should I pay it?-anonymous visitor-
Breaking the laws on the information superhighway, or the "IS" as we like to call it, can result in serious consequences.
I knew one guy that got his browser booted (or perhaps it was his computer booted, ahh who remembers these things)
anywho, I suggest you either pay-up or maybe just get another ISP. And remember, the laws are there for your own protection!
-Sparky-

What is the difference between an elephant?-Bill Nerd the Third-
Thanks Bill, thanks a lot.
-Sparky-

If you throw Holy Water in a wound, we are now told, it may get infected... If you threw Holy Water directly at Bill Gates, what would happen?-I don't know who I am, no name necessary, Mrs. William Gates-
He would get wet. Say, are you OK? Fine, we all know, he'd just melt wouldn't he?
-Sparky-

Have you sacrificed your vegetables today?-Rev. Guido S. DeLuxe, DD., LDD., OHS., MSU. High Priest -- The Church of Tina Chopp-
Why you sick, twisted individual. I am an acting member of the save the sprouts foundation.
-Sparky-

Who do you think I am...?-anonymous visitor-
You're Bill Gates, no wait, You're Rosie O'Donnell, hold it, you're Yoko Ono, Martin Scorsese, Elvis? uh... I GOT IT! you're that guy I still owe a buck to from grade school.
-Spanky-

Why do old men always wear their pants up to their armpits?-anonymous visitor-
Theybe stylin'.
-Spanky-