Daddy! I haven’t seen you in soooooooooo long! When General Motors called and told us you were getting transferred to that Exxon station over in the next county, I never thought I’d ever see you again! But now you’re home! Yaaaaay!

This is so exciting! You can get your job back at the old Shell station and we can work together as a team again! Oh, wait, what? You only got to come back because the guys at Shell are giving you MY job? … I think I just remembered how much I sincerely dislike you.