Sunday, May 18, 2014

I’m sure there are literally zeroes of people who wonder what my artistic process is like.Well, if you’re numbered among that non-existent group of people, this post is for you!Really, there are two processes: when I know what I want to draw, and when I don’t know what I want to draw.Eventually, however, the two processes converge, and are mostly identical. Here, we’ll examine the latter process, which is the less common process. When I say it’s less common, I don’t mean that I engage in it less often than the other, it’s just that it’s less common for it to result in a final product that anyone sees.*Let’s begin.

1. Launch Manga Studio2. Open a new document3. Stare at blank document for several minutes4. Smoke break5. Stare at blank document for several minutes6. Begin drawing random strokes7. Erase random strokes8. Smoke break9. Return with a vague idea of what I should draw10. Begin sketching11. Begin erasing12. Shoulder begins to hurt13. Neck begins to hurt14. Lose some amount of sensation in drawing hand15. Reconsider vague idea of what I should draw16. Close document; click Do Not Save17. Repeat Steps 2-1018. Begin sketching something that looks halfway-decent19. Irretrievably fuck things up20. Swearing break21. Clear the document22. Begin sketching something that looks halfway-decent23. Consider halfway-decent sketch and decide to not scrap it24. Begin inking**25. Retrievably fuck things up26. Fix the fuck-ups27. Begin coloring with flat colors28. Create approximately a gajillion layers for shading, highlights, and midtones, which I will completely lose track of, resulting in drawing on layers that I hadn’t intended to draw on to an extent that goes beyond Manga Studio’s ability to Undo29. Try to get a different look to the colors, even though I’m not entirely certain what look I’m going for30. Revert to standard look; swear31. Shoulder and neck are now in agony; swearing has increased exponentially32. Curse the day I was born33. Vow to never attempt to draw again34. Sigh…then get back to work35. Vision in left eye is now blurry, and will remain so for several hours36. Smoke break37. Say, “Fuck it,” and decide to just draw yet another damned picture of Scarlett Johansson*** and give up any hope of ever doing anything new or different, or managing to bring to life the vague images – or rather, vague impressions of images – swirling around in my brain38. Close document; click Save, never look at it again39. Draw yet another damned picture of Scarlett Johansson40. Wonder why I even bother41. Do the whole goddamn thing over again

*Which is actually incredibly common; I would say that 80-90% of the time I spend drawing does not result in a finished product that anyone sees.

**Throughout this step, in addition to constantly erasing and hitting Undo, I will swear at my hand and/or the brush tool, and ask, “Why are you doing this???” as my hand and/or the brush produce lines that look nothing at all like what I’d intended them to look like.

***Or Kelly Brook, or Eve Angel, or some other random woman; the point is that it will just end up being the same old bullshit