But back to air travel fashion faux paux. The most common offense: sweat suits. The airport is not a fitness club.

I promise that you will not be on a treadmill at any point during your flight.

Even worse: sweat suit in which the jacket is the only top to the ensemble. Are you seriously naked under that jacket? Have you no shame?

There is a lot of area that exists between “formal wear” and “should only be sold in the sleepwear section”.

Yeah, I said it.

You can in fact dress both comfortably AND presentably.

That way, fellow travelers don’t have to look away hurriedly to avoid embarrassment.

I even dress my children presentably to fly. I feel that it shows respect to those around us, plus if you dress like a hobo, you aren’t going to get to upgrade to business class.

Keys for airport casual dressing success:

Consider the ways you will be moving: sitting, bending to pick up luggage, walking to your gate. Choose a top and bottom that covers your muffin top and butt crack in all of these positions, at all times.

Men, you are not off the hook. Step away from the track pants. Get some trousers that fit properly. Is there enough fabric in the butt region to hold a sizeable load? Yeah. That means they are too big.

Footwear can meet all of these requirements without being crocs or uggs: (Seriously) Easy-on, easy-off, comfortable to walk in, and looks awesome. As an expat I missed the whole Ugg boots trend and am truly horrified to see them paired with…well, anything, except a dog sledding uniform.

Consider the climate change. And I don’t mean global warming. I’m talking about when the cabin is too hot to breathe before take off, and a frozen tundra two hours later. Solutions: a structured blazer, a cardigan sweater, a fashionable scarf. Not solutions: knitted afghan, nylon jacket, ski coat.

Accessories are important. Consider: is this going to set off the metal detector? Is this bag big enough for my travel documents and snacks, yet small enough to be my carry-on? Don’t forget sunglasses for when you are leaving the airport. I hate hailing a cab when I can’t see.

Guiding questions for selecting clothing to wear on an airplane:

-Would I normally wear this in daylight? Or is this outfit better for watching movies by myself on my futon?

-There will be people in the airport. Do I want people do see me while wearing this?

-When I wear this, does any part of my body hang out in an inappropriate way, in any position I might expect to have to maneuver?

-Might people assume that I am on my way to the gym or track meet?

-Will this look inspire airport and flight personnel to treat me with respect? Or disdain?

I totally wanted to address the full-sized bed pillow issue! I think I need a follow up “general ettiquite” post.
Seriously, where do you think you are going to put that California King pillow in your 18 inches of personal space?