A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

The female equivalent of a douche bag. A woman with an overinflated sense of self worth, usually accompanied by a deficiency of intelligence. May also be compounded by excessive negligence towards or ill treatment of others. A douche hag does not typically realize there are others close by of equal or indeed superior intelligence and culture. She often lacks a sense of irony, particularly in the sense that her negative comments about others could be apt descriptors of herself.

Tommy: "Look at that girl dominating the conversation and trying to act cool. She has been talking for nearly 30 minutes, and seems incapable of inquiring what others think. She keeps talking about what she likes, what she thinks, acting as if she were the arbiter of taste or culture."

Bobby: "Ugh, does she think she is the first to discover NPR or continental philosophy? Who even thinks those things are cool?"

The female equivalent of douchebag. A female who has exceeded the status of hoe-bag and whore, but just barely. A female who is attracted to male douchebags. A female who can normally be found mindlessly wandering around malls talking to nobody on a cell phone someone else is paying for, and over using the words "like" and "whatever", while wearing rediculous outfits and equally rediculous hairstyles.

Dean: " Man, that girl over there is really hitting on that guy with the tight-ass jeans and v-cut tshirt."

Jason: "Doesn't she know that guys is more likely into dudes? She's such a stupid douchehag"