The Foods Report - well it started out to be a really suky foods weekened. just eggs and cereal. i will eat eggs but they're better coating a lovely piece of bred and being fried in butter. and then it happened -while the mom was making her dinner i sawed a small piece of bred being cut and the carton of liquid eggs come out and some milk and then the butter and then a little while after that i gotted mine own piece of french toast!!!! wif SYRUP. oh, and i hadded HAMMMMMMMMMM too!!!

The Billy report: not much to report he's been good lately. that will change soon i's shur

The Nicky report: yep, still a spazzmo.

The Whackjob report - here's squashbrain Sammy well, a few nights ago our doorbell ringed and it was someone from the humane society coming around to see if we hadded any aliens, 'acuase our awful child and animal hating naybor across the street called them to report that there were "dozens" of aliens running around hollering all day an night. And there's NOT. They're all on leashes and none of them is allowed to run loose. He's a mean mean man and wants all the aliens hauled off to the shelter. And it's not a no-kill shelter - so you can guess what he wants to happen to them all. I tried to send out mind signals to the 'ho alien on the other side of the wall to tell her to tell all the other aliens to catch him and eat him. I hopes it werks.........

back to you fluffbutt.

::SIGH:: but i hope it does werk Sammy. The mom is about ready to do very bad things to him.

Did yoor mom inform da aminal police dat da naybor is an idjit? Maybe he needs a flaming bag of dog...er, alien poop on his porch. No don't do dat, dat would just make him effun dumber. We wish dey could arrest beans just fur being dumb and mean.

Stopping in to make sure that you made it home safely from my birthday party. And I see that you are home and in full force to find things to get into. Thank you so much for coming it was so nice to spend the day with you. I hope you had a good time.

miles, we gots bacons this weekend--we knew it was a shoe-in when we saw her watchin' a program on resterants that only make stuff wif bacons!! she HADDA get up an' go make some ;-)

sammy, if your the mom is gonna do naughty things to that twerp, we wanna chance to help!!! beans like yer so-called nayber needs a good whuppin'. an' poopin'. an' whuteverin'.

good mancat, billy! giffin' yer mom-lady-person a rest is a GOOD thing! ::nuzzle::

nicky, we fink you an' igmu haff been teleportin' somewhere an' teachin' each ofur spazzmo stuff--he has been on a tear lately an' is beatin' the tar outta nitro an' me efurry time we turn around! i will sumo you if you don't quit it!!

Dear Mr. Mileswe are sorry you have a bad neighbor.Perhaps you can send a gift --- a small bag of "chocolate" chip cookies??Us two guys here at our house, we do not have any bad guys around, but mom has been kind of lazy and bizzie...