Educational Films in Junior High

I always looked forward to the times when a couple of nerdy kids would wheel in a movie projector and the teacher would turn off the lights. The film was usually something the PTA decided was better left to the pros. Somehow Pete Smith was responsible for cranking out a lot of these shorts. In this one for the Atlanta Public School System he has created a camp classic. Pete was prettttty twisted...

"[Johnny] has gonads or testes living right next door to Mr. Penis. [graphic of penis] Johnny has nothing to brag about in my opinion. Maybe he'll grow larger. Janie would like that. Despite his short penis, Johnny still has the capacity to produce sperm, or sex cells..."

"Teddy Ballgame is a star athlete. But that doesn't stop him from wanting to plug his teammates. He's probably imagining this particular teammate is his best friend's mother. The mind wanders in the heat of passion.

"Johnny drops plates of food on his tiny penis."

No we definitely didn't see this one.

by Anonymous

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10/12/2018

OP is Tom Servo

by Anonymous

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10/12/2018

The 60s and 70s versions are better.

by Anonymous

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10/12/2018

Is this for real? I love it.

by Anonymous

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10/12/2018

.....

by Anonymous

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10/12/2018

Yes, it is real. All of it. The Force. Everyting.

by Anonymous

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10/12/2018

[italic]The Last Prom,[/italic] a cautionary tale about drunk driving

by Anonymous

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10/12/2018

[italic]Dead Is Dead,[/italic] an anti-drug film produced and narrated by comic Godfrey Cambridge

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