Jefferies to play Mrs. Slowcum in remake of Are You being Served?

A BBC spokesperson said: "We've been quite taken with public sympathy for Mr. Jefferies, and his charismatic persona, including of course his uncanny resemblance to Mrs. Slocombe. Even if he is found guilty, we're willing to set the new series in prison and change the title to 'Are You Being Porridged?'.