400+ R-Rated Most Dirty Pick Up Lines Ever for Tinder

These raunchy, inappropriate, dirty pick up lines probably won’t earn you a date — but they will definitely earn you a laugh. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. We also have a great collection of Geeky & Nerdy Pick Up Lines.

I categorize these Dirty Pick Up Lines into six types.

FUNNY & DIRTY PICK UP LINES

CHEESY & DIRTY PICK UP LINES

DIRTY LINES TO TEASE HER

RAUNCHY & VULGAR PICK UP LINES

DIRTY LINES TO USE ON GUYS

DIRTY NERDY PICK UP LINES

R-RATED MOST DIRTY PICK UP LINES

FUNNY & DIRTY PICK UP LINES

1. “I’m Asian, so I’ll eat your cat.”

2. “I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.”

3. “Smile, if you want to have sex with me.”

4. “What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.”

5. “You’re like Pringles; once I pop you, I can’t stop you.”

6. “Will you marry me for just one night?”

7. “Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”

8. “Oh, you like sleeping?… Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

9. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.”

10. “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!”

11. “You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.”

12. “Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties.”

13. “Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, just – Fuck it.”

14. “You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 5.”

15. “My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.”

16. “You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.”

17. “What’s the speed limit of sex? [Girl: What?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!”

18. “I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.”

19. “Do you want to have good sex? [Girl: No!] Well then come to my place!”

20. “You remind me of my cousin. [Girl: How?] I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.”

21. [Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl.] “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” [Watch her smile!]

22. “What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.”

23. “Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.”

24. “That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”

25. “I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex. Wanna help?”

26. “I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.”

40. “Are you cold? Would you like a jacket? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place.”

41. “Hey, do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!”

42. “Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!”

43. “Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.”

44. “Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.”

45. “Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?”

46. “I’m peanut butter, and you’re jelly. Let’s have sex.”

47. “Let’s play strip poker. You strip, and I’ll poke you.”

48. “Do you, by any chance, have any Italian in you? Would you like some?” [use any ethnicity you want]

49. “I’m just like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

50. “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached or fertilized?”

51. “If you jingle my bells, I can promise you a white Christmas.”

DIRTY LINES TO TEASE HER

1. “My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties… oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast…”

2. “You’re like my little toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.”

35. “My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?”

36. “Baby, you make me harder than the traveling salesman problem.”

37. “Can I measure your foot with my foot long retraceable stick!”

38. “Your so fine you make the Weierstrass function and Brownian motion differentiable.”

39. “Your body is so curved; I quickly reach Nash equilibrium.”

40. “You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!”

41. “Do you like differential geometry? Because I know someone with a well defined normal vector, who admits all sorts of smooth embeddings and exotic structures.”

42. “Hey baby, I must be in your eigenspace, because you make me grow.”

43. “My legs are separable if you’re doing the splitting.”

44. “Girl, we go together so well. My injective function is onto you.”

45. “I´d like to put my ring of unity around you.”

46. “Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.”

47. “How kinky are you? I’ve got some countable chains to make those legs separable.”

48. “You are either a sphere or a donut, decide!”

49. “Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.”

50. “You must be a conjugate prior, cause that posterior is tractible!”

51. “No, I’d rather be your squeeze theorem – that way I could take it to the limit and hit it from both ends. Actually, if I could be a clopen set in your standard topology, then I could be inside of you, outside of you, and on you all at the same time. But what would be optimal is if I could be the Nash embedding of a Lorentzian manifold in your subset Euclidean space such that your kernel with respect to Rn is a linear transform of mine – that way I could smoothly place myself on your flat areas and extend myself into you.”

52. “Want to come back to my place and do the Box-Cox transformation?”