"Pet Horoscopes"

Now I know you've probably heard of horoscopes, but have you ever heard of pet horoscopes? To be truthfully honest when I found out about them I didn't even know horoscopes existed for pets.

Well, if you haven't even heard of Pet horoscopes let me first explain that too you. Horoscopes are an astrological forecast, of a person's future, based on a diagram of the aspect of the planets and stars at a given moment ...or in easier words your future or present told by astrology.

But not only humans can have horoscopes, pets can too!

Now how do you figure that out? Simple for the month your pets was born under this easy guide below. Once you find it read the description for your pet horoscopes and there will be your pets personality traits.

ARIESMar 21 - Apr 19

Mars, your ruler, is retrograde. Big decisions are best delayed, more time needed to nap. Mars resumes direct motion on September 27th.

It is a good time to relax, or just be a bit moody and pensive, remember mice are coming indoors go get them.

During this cycle, your relationships with family will be redefined. Release grudges, let the dog walk by you without taking a swing.

TAURUSApr 20 - May 20

Your ruler, Venus is in Virgo and complements your sign! Brothers, sisters and furry friends get closer now. Embrace the growth of those around you!

You prefer to view the world in black and white, and there are many shades of gray just now. Ambition is deserted for romance! Enjoy the passion! Check to make sure you have been neutered.

GEMINIMay 21 - June 21

At Full Moon, your ruler, Mercury, is retrograde in Virgo!!! Horrors! You cannot run or fetch. Expect the shut off valve for your mind to be temporarily disconnected which means you act more like a dog.

Expect bizarre confrontations if you are a cat you will win.

CANCERJune 22 - July 22

At Full Moon, your mental competence and your legendary intuition merge, you will sense where they hide the catnip. This can be an insightful time as you process more emotionally than through dialogue, which is good because you can't talk.

At New Moon, you feel as an alien visitor to this planet. Your humans will need reminding that you are the supreme ruler of the universe.

LEOJuly 23 - Aug 22

Last month was your month. You will need to step down from your throne and deal with practical matters where did you put the kitty litter. Your kingdom may seem a bit disheveled at first.

Focus first on those who benefit from your magnanimous spirit. At New Moon, you met the challenge of confidence within your organization.

Many young kittens will challenge your authority.

VIRGOAug 23 - Sep 22

Happy Solar Return, Virgo! This is your month! Radical adjustments at home new beds and pillows. Pretend to be grateful. Mercury is retrograde in your sign - a double whammy!

At New Moon, seek the solace of your nest and get a new fluffy toy.

LIBRASep 23 - Oct 22

This is a month where you must show your dedication cuddle up with your humans. If you are close to these souls you may find yourself traveling unexpectedly. The outcome might be enjoyable.

At New Moon, you are back in your element again! Just remember water is BAD.

SCORPIOOct 23 - Nov 21

The Full Moon reveals a time of pride and cooperation in your current lifestyle - humans will be shocked. Love is more a sustaining force they will stop moving if you dig in your claws.

If you are a Breeder cat, productivity in the workplace is awesome! Loads of little kittens coming.

SAGITTARIUSNov 22 - Dec 21

At Full Moon, the rough ride is still in progress, you still need people to feed you. Expect that you cannot please everyone.

Those you encounter seem to lack common graces, do the feline thing and ignore them. Try not to burn your bridges - Think much. Say little because...you can't really talk.

CAPRICORNDec 22 - Jan 19

Consider your dreams that keep you motivated at this time. Know how much of the past need NOT be a part of your present and future.

If you are looking for a new family NOW is a good time. Much peace comes from loving strength. Regret NOT the tough decisions that got you here! Rejoice!

You ball is your ball darn it.

AQUARIUSJan 20 - Feb 18

Rekindle your loving nature. Your ruler, Uranus, is retrograde and on the cusp of Pisces/Aquarius. Lay off heavy cream this month and ask to go out a little more.

At New Moon, you feel the very heartbeat of loyal friends and family members. Security purrs.

PISCESFeb 19 - Mar 20

Try harder to understand than to be understood this month! Your identity is changing within yourself and to those who surround you.

Seek perspective.

See the flock in your life that benefits from your sighs and smiles. This is an enriching time. Discover the bliss of knowing who would be there when the rest of the world walks out, chances are that they are the ones with the can opener..

Well, I hope you found your pets horoscope with ease. Oh ya... I almost forgot, I know I’m no astronomer but, I will attempt to predict what your Pet might do in the near future.

Hmmmm? Let see, maybe... just maybe, he/she might soil your carpets, and maybe you might want to have the most powerful Pet Odor & Stain remover in your arsenal to get quick results.