Earlier this week on May 29th, the folks at BuzzFeed partnered with Starbucks for a paid post entitled 10 Frappuccino® Hacks From The Secret Menu [Warning: GIFs throughout post may cause epilepsy]. So as to avoid confusion, the feature is even bylined with the name “Starbucks Frappuccino®” – we are to understand that the global coffee chain’s signature milkshake has gained sentience, learned English, and went to Cornell or something with someone who writes for Buzzfeed.