KYLE, YOU PISS ME OFF

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A response to an image I stumbled upon on foundmagazine.com. A Canadian five dollar bill that reads:

Nov 15 05LOVE YOU KYLEBUT YOU PISSED ME OFF THIS WEEKDAD.

...Which only got me wondering, what kind of kind of thing could "Kyle" have done to piss off his dad but still warrant a five dollar allowance? I immediately pictured a scene of a spoiled teenage Kyle, basking in the aftermaths of what seemed to have been a very Canadian, raunchy, but nonetheless awesome party.

I made sure to make the scene appear as reasonably Canadian as possible, without necessarily drawing maple syrup bottles everywhere. *Note the Canadian flag and hockey paraphernalia.