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I have a Motorola Droid X2, and usually I keep my phone vertical when taking pictures just because that's how the home screen is. Also, if I turn my phone, for some reason the accelerometer tends to combine with my camera app to cause my phone to freak the fuck out and restart every other time I do it.

I'm just genuinely tired or Reddit upvoting shit content. First, this is r/funny and its just a pic of some dude's girlfriend. Second, reddit is enabling attention whores by upvoting this shit. Third, the girl is cute, in an average way...it's a good thing, hell I'm average, there's nothing wrong with that and OP should feel happy about that, but she's not "oh so super hot", let's knock off the forever alone bullshit already. Fourth, OP says he's proud because his girlfriend did a shitty impression of a shitty meme...that's sorta sad. This attention whore, public masturbation is seeping into a lot of sub-reddits lately, and it's turning the site into some shameless, superficial, vapid, douche gallery.

I know it's hard to believe, but I'm not jealous over this guy having a girlfriend while I currently don't. I'm a bitter and angry person because someone on the internet used a cheap tactic to get internet points.

The post is just as mundane as half of the other stuff that gets upvotes. The only difference between this and a stupid cat/meme/cat-meme pic is that it's his girlfriend and heaven forbid any people on Reddit have girlfriends.

Yeah... almost. Honestly I hate all the stuff in this subreddit. It's all so shitty. Just memes and cats.

This, though, is especially bad. If you hadn't seen OAG, this picture would look insanely stupid and pointless. It doesn't even have enough substance to hold on its own. That, added to its obvious karma-whorage, makes it worse.

I was wondering how the whole situation played out. She spontaneously had this idea and he happened to have his camera on and right at her. Or did they repeat it just to take a photo? It's a little embarrassing really.

Oh man. Sometimes redditors give me pause. For instance, I'm on reddit a lot, but in my real life I never think of/do things/think about reddit. And if I do, it's because 'hello yes this is Dog' is a sort of running joke with my friends.

Edit: Also, the Karma whoring/bashing weirds me out. Who are you people?

An acquaintance of mine tried to discuss reddit and his novelty accounts to me over lunch one day. It was awkward so I deftly steered the conversation away to real life and then stabbed him in the jugular with my salad fork.

I love this. An unattractive girl will go do this exact same thing, overwhelmingly positive responses. An attractive girl will do this, and suddenly everyone's accusing them of milking karma with her or some other insecure backlash. I'm happy to see an attractive face pop up on the front page every now and then

No, the ones with unattractive girlfriends (hey, everybody needs somebody to love) just sit there and have the worst time of it. They can't sympathize with the foreveralones, but neither can they post pictures of their hideous girlfriends to reap in the karma.