Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

According to Agence France-Presse, support for leaving the English monarchy and becoming an independent Republic is at the lowest level in 15 years. However, there is one condition that Australians apparently feel would justify it:

SYDNEY (AFP) - The number of Australians who want to replace the monarchy with a republic has fallen to its lowest level in almost 15 years, according to a poll published Thursday.

Only 45 percent of Australians favoured scrapping the monarchy for a republic, although the figure rose sharply when respondents considered the prospect of Prince Charles taking the throne, according to the poll from Morgan Research.

It would seem that your average Australian is as concerned about England's first Islamic king as we are.