Xander: I got one for ya!
Felipe: Do tell!
Xander: Yeah man! This is the best! So you know how John's girlfriend got a puppy, right? Well it turns out that they almost broke up because John though she was spending too much time with the dog!
Felipe: Damn! He needs his priorities straightened out, eh?

1) verb: For a woman to use access to her yummy bits to obtain compliance; to degrade the victim's sense of self-respect and resistance until he complies easily with her demands. To wipe the floor with him.
2) noun: The delicious aroma of fresh clean young pussy.