You are a fucking moron. All your posts are fucking stupid and everybody knows it. Sometimes you post something funny but most of the time your posts are a really sad attempt at humor. You are not funny. Just stop.

OP, I have nothing to offer aside from my sincere condolences. It is your birthday, though. Go to, like, Applebee's or something, tell them it's your birthday, and get a free cake or meal or whatever it is they do.

You are a fucking moron. All your posts are fucking stupid and everybody knows it. Sometimes you post something funny but most of the time your posts are a really sad attempt at humor. You are not funny. Just stop.

Yeah, I would love to help you out, but I was not expecting that at all. The only advice I can give is to spend time with your family and friends. And try to go out and eat, like White said. That's really rough though. I'm sorry for your loss

I don't mind/am amused by your posts usually, but that really was tasteless and cruel.

OP, I'm truly sorry for your loss. That's tough any day of the year, and though I've always been pretty pessimistic on my birthday, it must be rough to see a friend go on that day. I would try to get your mind off of it... continue living knowing that you're succeeding your friend, and that the only thing you can really do is start to move on. I recommend (with friends/family) dining out, playing video games, watching a movie, etc.

My best friend overdosed a week ago and they pulled the plug today. It's my fucking birthday and my everything is gone. I'm so confused. I don't know how to cope.

I had a friend OD when I was younger- its definitely hard to watch happen. Stay with your friends and family and talk about/remember the good times you had with your friend. I know that sounds cliché, but it will honestly help.

OP, I have nothing to offer aside from my sincere condolences. It is your birthday, though. Go to, like, Applebee's or something, tell them it's your birthday, and get a free cake or meal or whatever it is they do.

Lol at Apple Bees. If my people took me there for my birthday id think I was poor.