“…we’ve lost 400,000 jobs out here and the last guy I worry about is LeBron James. You know I mean, we all hope he’ll stay in Cleveland. We think we’ve got a great guy there that can turn everything around, but we got some serious problems,”

— JOHN KASICH, Ohio Republican gubernatorial candidate, on a music video where Gov. Ted Strickland and other celebrities urge James to stay in Cleveland with the Cavaliers (Via the Cleveland Plain Dealer)