but this baby is my favorite
http://www.biopsych.net/psyhumor/latin_ ... asions.htmI particularly like this phrase....
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. = Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.
Or this nifty one:
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? = Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Or for his noodley greatness this one
Magister Mundi sum! = I am the Master of the Universe!
or
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. = I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear
check out the sites and lets start voting on one.

Everyone has some one in their family who is crazy, if you dont know who it is , It's you!

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.