Silk Men's Pouch Thong

Paco slipped down a muddy embankment while clearing off the
hillside. I gave him the blue silk Men's Pouch Thong to
wear while I tossed his clothes into the washing machine (the
extra-clean double-rinse cycle, to ensure a lengthy wash
time). The pouch thong unleashed the dancer within, and
before long Paco hopped atop the coffee table and started
shaking his money maker to Madonna and The Backstreet Boys,
playing on the music channel. The soft, durable
construction of the scanty, 100 percent silk,
machine-washable garment still offered many places to secure
paper money as I helped train Paco for a moonlighting job as
a go-go dancer. The Men's Pouch Thong is just what my
gardener needed to get over his financial slump.