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2010-07-22 13:59:02: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten picks her way through the piles of garbage and scrap that seems to constantly litter Squat Hole, cringing as the seemingly perpetual scum that coats everything, dirties her shoes.

2010-07-22 14:04:50: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten folds her arms over chest and looks down at the midget, causing her mask to slide down over her face. "Girly..?" She shoves the mask back up with a frustrated noise.

2010-07-22 14:06:22: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten watches through narrowed eyes as the midget shrugs and leans against the wall, "Shorely y' been here long enough ta be used ta the scum. Ye're weapon says assuch."

2010-07-22 14:08:31: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten looks down at the Plasma gun at her hip, "What's your point?" She shrugs again, "Jes that ye shald be use' to et - nat cringin' like sam prissy high born lady"

2010-07-22 14:14:04: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten sticks out her jaw and looks at the midget
stubbornly, "I like to take care of my things.." The midget snorts, "Haney, ye're in the wrong place for thet"

2010-07-22 14:17:51: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten eyes the midget shrewdly, "You're one of Julia's wh- er, employees, aren't you?" The small woman grins, showing off a yellow and not altogether attractive smile, "Thass right haney"

2010-07-22 14:28:36: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten tries to be as inconspicuous as possible in showing her distaste, "Aren't you supposed to act all alluring or something? Try to draw me in to your establishment?"

2010-07-22 14:31:26: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten frowns as the woman snorts, "What?" The midget laughs, "Haney, ah've seen arrows wif more a curve than yer pref'rence"

2010-07-22 14:36:49: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten stops right in front of the woman and very purposely bends down so that they are at eye level. The woman's eyes narrow at the obvious slight. "What's you're name anyways?"

2010-07-22 14:38:51: The Survivalist Ukon: trudges into Squat Hole, covering his nose to prevent him from gagging. He stops just inside the gate at the sight of the Joker and the Midget. Clearly, he best not move..for his own safety.

2010-07-22 14:40:26: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten's face is slightly pale but she tries her best to smile alluringly - more than likely failing, "Well Miss Sapphire, I am willing to prove you wrong."

2010-07-22 14:42:04: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten digs two ciggies out and offers it to the woman, who snatches them up greedily and juts her thumb toward the brothel door, "In thar haney."

2010-07-22 14:43:55: The Survivalist Ukon: raises an eyebrow, gagging lightly. Surely she isn't going to go in there with that..!? I mean, the teeth..they look more like candy corn than he'd like..

2010-07-22 14:44:00: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten stands back up, the wrinkle in the bridge of her nose proclaiming her distaste and her obvious second thoughts. She smiles weakly and steps into the brothel, Sapphire following behind.

2010-07-22 14:46:27: The Survivalist Ukon: jaw drops. He's almost willing to jump in and keep Miss Joker from doing something..stupid..but the stench from the Brothel is just a bit too overwhelming. He shakes his head, gagging agian.

2010-07-22 14:47:55: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten disappears into the Brothel, a small choking sound coming from within. The door shuts behind her and things are quiet for a moment.

2010-07-22 14:51:45: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten comes running back out a couple minutes later, her pale face having taken a green tinge, her appearance slightly rumpled. She pauses in the street and takes several deep, gulping breaths of air.

2010-07-22 14:53:41: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten puts her hand on her knees and looks back at the entrance fearfully. Sapphire, who followed her, leans against the doorjamb, a smoke in her mouth and a smirk on her lips, "Tol' ya so"

2010-07-22 14:56:12: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten stands back up, giving the young man a grateful, if haunted look before looking back at Sapphire. She protests weakly, "I was not ready.." Sapphire shrugs and flicks the cigarette butt away.

2010-07-22 14:59:07: The Survivalist Ukon: feels a tingle going down his back, causing him to take another step back. Something's not right - despite the whole of Squat Hole not being right, whatever he's feeling is less right than that.

2010-07-22 15:02:33: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten watches, barely able to restrain her relief as Sapphire turns and looks at Ukon, "How 'bout ye, haney. Up fer a li'l fun?"

2010-07-22 15:04:44: The Survivalist Ukon: raises his hands, backing away slowely. "Ah, um, no, sorry..I don't have any money for one..and um..yea..I have to go get drunk now..and um.." He thinks for another moment.

2010-07-22 15:05:49: The Survivalist Ukon: finaly stammers, inspiration hitting him, "..and..and I have no penis! Alright! There, I said it! Now, I'm going to go dunk my head in the Skronky Pot."

2010-07-22 15:08:22: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten looks up at the stammering young man as Sapphire grins, "Don' matter that you ain' got nothin' danglin' 'tween yer legs. I service 'em all"

2010-07-22 15:09:39: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten rushes to the man's rescue, "Oh Darling, I didn't see you there!" She moves toward him and wraps an arm around his waist, "It's okay Sapphire, I think I can take care of hi- her"

2010-07-22 15:10:10: The Survivalist Ukon: laughs in exasperation. "Well, I mean..I ain't got nothin', what can I say? It was a horrible smelting accident..now..that Skrony Pot ain't gonna be dunked by itself!?" He runs for the pot.

2010-07-22 15:10:43: The Survivalist Ukon: is tackled by the Joker unkowingly

2010-07-22 15:12:08: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten watches as Sapphire shrugs and walks back into the brothel before disentangling herself from Ukon, "Sorry, I hope you don't mind. She just seemed rather persistent"

2010-07-22 15:13:25: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten laughs at his words, "I think your safe now.. Though not entirely certain that smelling like skronky would have been a turn off for her"

2010-07-22 15:13:34: The Survivalist Ukon: chuckles. "I'd much rather you touch me than her. And I was seriously about to jump into that damn Pot to get her off my case."

2010-07-22 15:38:28: The Survivalist UkonNothing, really. I was on a mission for Dan...and forgot where I was supposed to go. I know the first thing I killed was in these Jungles around here, so..I reasoned maybe I should be here again.

2010-07-22 15:40:58: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten glances back to Joseph again before nodding to Ukon, "Makes sense. I thought I had beaten my quest monster but when I went to see Dan, he told me it was someone else's monster."

2010-07-22 15:42:41: The Survivalist UkonExactly. And it's been a while since I've talked to him..so I thought maybe I should just come back? I'm pretty tired right now..gotta wait a while.

2010-07-22 15:46:15: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten smiles, "Yeah, until midnight.." She glances to the jungle, "It is frustrating how elusive this damn monster is though."

2010-07-22 15:47:22: The Survivalist UkonI know. I mean, we could be hunting in the wrong Jungle..but still, I doubt we'd be both wrong.

2010-07-22 15:48:28: Decorated Joseph Kemys: tosses a small pouch at Ukon's feet, before wandering off back to Dan.

2010-07-22 16:25:51: The Survivalist Ukon: laughs. "For now." He mock pouts. "And what shall I do when my only company here has left me?"

2010-07-22 16:27:54: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten chuckles, "Then I suppose I'll need to come visit." She winks and smiles cheekily, "Need to come protect you from Sapphire after all"

2010-07-22 16:30:58: The Survivalist UkonHa! Please. I don't intend on staying here myself..mostly because I'd rather not see a certain unshaven, corn-on-tha-cob teethed wench. But I rather like NewHome more anyway. Less stink.

2010-07-22 16:34:18: The Effervescent Cherriki Ten tosses her head back and laughs at his description of Sapphire, "Ah, probably for the best." Her laughter peters into chuckles, "I am a fan of Ace High myself. Though its rather quiet"