"However, when I explain my job to outsiders (mainly my buddies who make 70 K + a year working for failing investment banks) they laugh at me. They call me a “coffee bitch.” The truth is, they are correct. I am a coffee bitch; but at least I work for a viable TV show. Thanks to the insolvency of the very companies that pay inexperienced frat bros 70 K + a year to play with Excel all day long, our economy is ruined. People are depressed. They need a distraction from their miserable lives. They need South Park."

well, give them some credit...they don't just play with Excel...they also play with E views...

Amen brother! I'm a shop boy at a tattoo and piercing studio. I get to hang out at a body mod shop with some awesome artists, do some bitch work, and get paid more than enough for a simple person to live off of. I love my job! Personal assistant type job people unite!