Easter terrorist bunnies

Submitted by happycamper on Thu, 2007-04-19 00:00

Iran are reportedly poised to develop a world threatening nuclear arsenal 'within two years', I know we're usually a bit slow and rubbish compared to other parts of the world but why is it going to take us seventeen years? Is AWE with all their apprentice awards and graduate schemes actually eight and a half times more slow and rubbish than the equivalent Iranian 'centre of excellence'? Ministry of Defence Police have an odd habit of demanding the particulars of anyone they don't know because, after all, "they could be terrorists". I'm a bit puzzled about how knowing my name and other particulars prevents me from being a terrorist. I could easily be a terrorist. But if I was I would probably have issues with the nonviolence aspect of AWPC. In fact, if they're looking for terrorists, they might do better to focus their attentions inside AWE where among the stolen body parts of their valued workforce there are people making nuclear weapons to target indiscriminately at civilians. April camp saw an influx of people the MDP don't know and who are probably terrorists. They foiled one sinister plot involving people taking photographs, possibly for terrorist purposes (terrorists obviously don't have google earth or access to the widely available and fantastically detailed maps of AWE). There was also an incident involving an Easter egg hunt which might have been reconnaissance for blowing up the...empty grass field. We found about two thirds of the Easter eggs so there are still about a dozen small chocolate eggs concealed around the 'natural' airborne uranium infested environs which may not be advisable to eat, but with the crack anti-terrorist trained MDP patrolling diligently I'm sure they will have removed any suspicious packages.