Monday, October 17, 2005

Trouble Ahead for Evil Bob Dole

Evil Bob Dole has so far been able to maintain his hold over the denizens of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere... but rumors have been floating around. A people's movement to restore the much-despised Gyrobo to power is gaining steam. Quick, Evil Bob Dole! Destroy the world while you still have the chance! I say this not only as your top lieutenant, but as your biographer and dentist!