Alma wants me to take a paternity test. She fianlly noticed her fiend child's blue flame face is awfuly similar to mine. I don't think I should be held accountable though. I mean, she's the fiend realm's bycicle; everybody gets a ride. Even Yotunfrau hit that....She should know better, I may have turned her into a fiend, but nobody told her to walk around naked.

Dear Diary,

Alma keeps bvtch about the kid. She doesn't seem to notice the extra eyes on the body. Oh well, time to smack some sense into her. I'm not the lord of Greater Fiends for nothing.

Dear diary,

Alma whooped my ass, seriously, this starts looking like my relationship with Ihstaros, with the difference that being owned by a little bvtch with a whip is a lot hornier than just getting smashed by random objects from the vincinity.

Dear Diary,

Alma and I settled our differences. She admits the kid is not mine. Those extra eyes where noticed by her when she saw that the belly winked three times in a row. She also admits that she was so far in extacy that she doesn't clearly remember who pulled the strings. One burden off of my shoulders. But I have to teach Hydracubus a lesson or two about reproduction.

Dear diary.

Alma is on her period, and I'm feeling more pain than she is, but managed to convince her to go and torture some humans, but then she got bored and whooped my ass again. so I decided to go and revive Ishtaros, who is now accusing me of cheating on her. And worse than that is that she turned out to be pregnant when she died, and this time I *know* the child is mine. tsssk women._________________

Ishtaros demands I take fathership of the little brat she'll deliver. Great, another Fiend to take care of. Still, this COULD mean I can raise it as a Greater Fiend. A worthy successor. The possibilities are endless now._________________

Marbus thought my son was a growing fire and he poured a bucket of water on him. I'm not to stressed, I just have to avoid Ishataros for the rest of my life._________________"I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death."

Well, it seems Alma and Rachels great great Grandma is visiting. hopefulkly she can take care of the conflict. I oh so hope she does. Wonder if she is naked...

Dear Diary 2-31-o3

Well, Marbus took my little Ishy and Alma's GG grandma too. Something about stopping some ninja once and for all. Only ninja I know about is that "REE-HOO" guy. Hope it sint him, he makes me pee ectoplasm just thinking about him!_________________

I was at work today. You know, smiting the innocent. In fact, I had just cornered some innocents, and was about to smite them, when I realized I'd left Kitetsu at home on the dining room table.

By Vigoor, that was embarassing! I had to stop the whole process to apologize to the innocent I was about to smite. He said it was perfectly understandable, and remarked what I should really be embarassed about was the fact that I'd forgotten to wear pants.

Heh, he was a great guy. Of course, that's when I picked him up and snapped him in two, like a twig, rabbit or old lady._________________

Dear diary,
The Alma and Ishy fight was at its climax. It looked like an orgasm. Oh it was so sexy. But unfortunately, Nicchae suddenly jumped out of nowhere and joined the fight. looks lke another orgasm. this is getting so friggin interesting._________________

Dear diary,
The Alma and Ishy fight was at its climax. It looked like an orgasm. Oh it was so sexy. But unfortunately, Nicchae suddenly jumped out of nowhere and joined the fight. looks lke another orgasm. this is getting so friggin interesting.

looks like an orgasm???

You need to reassess your meaning of that word...

I think the word you were looking for was "orgy"._________________"I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death."

Dear diary,
The Alma and Ishy fight was at its climax. It looked like an orgasm. Oh it was so sexy. But unfortunately, Nicchae suddenly jumped out of nowhere and joined the fight. looks lke another orgasm. this is getting so friggin interesting.