Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following
conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next
weekend."

Second Guy: "Thats nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a
new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they ask him. "You havent said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come golfing this weekend. Whats the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "Thats easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it goes off,
I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, Golf Course or Intercourse?