"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

The Ringmaster is now the Wrinklemaster. I don't get the celebrity death hoaxes; why would you go around posting something so easy to disprove? Also, TMZ is a reputable site? Since when? Everything about this article is weird.

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