Help! Incapable of thinking or decision making.

Help me! What should I do? Should I eat? Where and what? Should I buy that new kitchen implement? What should I name my food blog? Can I eat moldy bread? What about the venison that's been in Grandma's freezer for 17 years? Should I eat at a Mom and Pop or a chain? I can't make a decision at all. Please answer every mundane question you can, for me - I'm incapable of thinking. Thanks!