It's that crazy time of the year. One day you spend three hours pinned to the couch in a turkey-induced coma then wake up the next day and it's the holidays. Yup, the clock is ticking. Can you get it together this year? We hope so. We're making it so easy you could actually slip back into that turkey coma for a bit longer if you want to. We've got a Gift List that's like a remote control for shopping. So just lay there, man. We got you. Every gift on our holiday hit list is under fifty bucks.

This compact, three-volume book set chronicles the rise of pin-up girly magazines from 1900-1969 covering their tame beginnings in France through their post-WWII heyday to the launch of Playboy and fetish mags in the 60s. There are even some words to read in these books if you want to do that.

This magnetic wall mount organizer will get clutter like your keys, iPhone, and earbuds up off your workspace and keep them easily within reach. And speaking of reach, another use for the device is the convenience of “hands-free” video calls, popular with couples in long distance relationships.

Bruce Willis was already a cue ball when he starred in Die Hard exactly 25 years ago. Many, many sequels later, Willis is still one of—if not the baldest—action-adventure icon in Hollywood. This 5-disc set includes all 4 Die Hard films plus a bonus DVD called Decoding Die Hard and an infomercial on natural hair replacement. Kidding, no infomercial.

You used to mock the joggers with the water bottle belts & now you wear one. If you’re absolutely convinced you need more gear for your twice-a-week 20-minute jog, these “runner’s gloves” from Salomon, which are really more like straps that each hold a 8.5 oz. water bottle to your wrist, could be better than the bottle belt. Definitely less bulky.

Normally we wouldn’t advocate putting your balls in somebody’s drink, but these balls are different. They’re stainless steel and made to cool your cocktail without diluting it. And jokes aside, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of Balls Of Steel goes to testicular cancer research.

Even if your city hasn’t yet begun a recycled water or “toilet-to-tap” program, there are plenty of reasons to avoid drinking unfiltered water. The Soma system is a glass carafe that features totally compostable, coconut shell carbon filters that come delivered to your door by subscription. You’ll never have to remember when to change filters & your drinking water will always be fresh.

After dousing your dinner with Sriracha Rooster Sauce, your lips will be sizzling for a good half-hour. If you don’t want that prickly sensation to go away, either hit the sauce straight from the green tip or apply some of this Rooster lip balm and let it burn.

The only foreseeable problem with this waterproof, key-shaped compact USB drive—which comes in 8, 16, & 32GB capacity—is the fact that you’ll want to put it on your key chain. Which means that chances are pretty good you’ll be searching in the couch cushions for important documents at some point.

Regardless of how you blow the button off the front of your shirt, your intention to fix said blowout is rarely, if ever, realized. But unlike the needle & thread you’re never going to use, Tic provides a permanent, automatic fix to your busted buttons that requires no sewing and will help resurrect those shirts you’ve been meaning to mend.

For many of us wine is the elixir of life; a vacation in a bottle. And it’s been this way for over 8000 years. If you’re interested in the history of wine, this book by prolific wine writer Paul Lukacs is a great place to start, covering the spirit’s progression in production and appreciation through the ages.