I turned them down because I’m just too big of a comedic genius for them to truly appreciate my talents. Let all bask in the glow of my brilliance, let the light of my awe reach the heavens. Let God himself look upon me and cry. From laughter.

i had this christmas doll when i was a kid that went ho ho ho merry christmas and i pushed the bumon so much that it started messing up and it went slow at the beginning and sometimes didn’t finish so i threw it out the window