Omnium Gatherum is excited to announce the release of Bonsai Babies by Mary Turzillo.

In Bonsai Babies:• a man screws his wife after she has turned into a carnivorous dinosaur.• a knight becomes a dragon's sex slave.• the bandit-queen Phoolan Devi is reincarnated in a vindaloo.• a child prodigy is trapped in the Mandelbrot set.• a woman spurned after a mastectomy is revenged by a ghost with an electric drill.• a baseball-playing squid two-times his human girlfriend. • a women bioengineered to be a regenerating crudité board enjoys the kielbassa of a man bioengineered to be an antipasto.