VICE media empire, still mourning the demise of DFA1979, is getting into the travel business! Well, the Guide To Travel business. The magazine has begun dispatching correspondents around the world to “visit the planet’s most dangerous and weird destinations.”

So if you always wanted to go to the Congo, Chernobyl, or Beirut, you can now do so vicariously through VICE writers and their friends Johnny Knoxville and David Cross (“I just ate a fucking dog!”).