Shirtless Gwyneth

I say it all the time – I love the look of a woman without a shirt on underneath a suit. I LOVE IT. And I can’t do it. You know why?

We did a segment yesterday on The Social with Secrets From Your Sister, the bra specialists. They measured us for new bras because apparently no one actually knows their proper bra size. I thought I was a 32C. No.

It turns out I’m a 32DD. That’s TWO Ds. Two Ds on top of my stubby ass legs and my short waist. I am short and titty and this is why I’ll never be able to go shirtless and braless in a suit. G has always been able to go shirtless and braless. Before she had kids and after she had kids, because her alleged breast lift/enhancement wasn’t excessive.