Jake

Me in a nutshell? Let’s start off with the fact I don’t believe in consequences. If there’s something I want to do, I do it – damn the torpedoes. I’m low key, but the life of the party. I’m apathetic, yet insanely passionate. I’m intelligent and still do ridiculously stupid things. Basically, I’m a walking contradiction. I’m a social drinker who knows his limits…at least that’s what I like to tell myself. Want to know more? Let’s go get a drink and make some bad decisions.

Can't Make this Stuff Up

I really wish I was clever enough to make a joke about Farrah Abraham recording a song called, "Blowin'." But, alas, this is a real thing. I have two words for you: DON"T WATCH. This isn't even comically bad. It's just...just bad.