Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

Haha, I work in a supermarket, so my joke isn't really something most people would understand at first. The selfscan machine usually announces: "Move your...bananas....to the belt!" after they're weighed. Since she was trying to be discreet about her purchase and everyone gathered around to help instead, it was as if the machine blurted out her product to the world. ;p