Hate The Kardashians? Here’s How To Make Them Disappear, Forever

There are a few topics in the world that never fail to start heated debates. Abortion. Anything to do with politics. Juice Cleanses. And, of course, the Kardashians.

When it comes to the Kardashians, and whether or not you keep up with them, there is no “in-between.” You either completely love them, or you hate them with every fiber of your being. And if you fall in the second category, life must be pretty freaking miserable for you. Everywhere you look, the Kardashians are there. Facebook? Oh look, there’s a picture of Khloé with blonde hair. Scrolling news articles? Huh, Kylie’s lips are fake? Who knew? Kim made a “book?” Who cares? Seriously? Who. cares? You look around in panic because you don’t understand how the world came to this. And honestly? It can be tough, so a couple of Kardash-haters decided to make it stop.

Enter: KardBlock. An app that blocks the Kardashians from your life. Literally.

We’re tired of logging on to any site and seeing stories of the Kardashian family overshadow REAL news.

So… we’re creating an AdBlock version of the Kardashians, the #KardBlock.

We don’t care about how Kanye & Kim didn’t care when Amy Schumer ‘fell over’. We don’t care about who the Kardashians are or aren’t sleeping with. We don’t care that Kim dyed her hair blonde. We don’t care about the Kardashians.

We do however care about raising awareness of transexuality, the one benefit of the Kardashians. We do care about raising attention and money for the thousands that died in Nepal. We do care about the tens of thousands being slaughtered by ISIS.

We care that other people care more about, or know more about the Kardashians than these issues.

If there’s anything on your newsfeed, the website you’re on, whatever…we simply make it disappear. You won’t ever know the stories about the Kardashians are there, because you won’t ever see them.

El oh el. Even a Kardashian could figure out who created this. My bet is on a guy who was sick of hearing his girlfriend talk about the K’s. Smooth move, buddy. Real smooth. But now, finally, everyone wins! So, if you’re one of those folks who wishes that the Kardashians would just disappear (every guy ever), your dream is finally coming true. So long stories about butts and selfies, hello “real” news. As for the rest of us? We’ll just keep on keeping up..

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Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.