This Blog Isn't Porn. Yet.

1.08.2012

So I'm pretty new to twitter and still figuring out how it works and stuff. I don't really have followers yet EXCEPT today one of my personal heroes followed me, inexplicably, and I ran all over the house yelling HOLYSHITBALLS for a few minutes before recovering and drinking a gallon of coffee to calm down, which resulted in me having to take a xanax because all the caffeine triggered a panic attack, which then resulted in me gazing out the window in glazed calmness as my heart skittered around like a cracked out hummingbird.

I apologize. I may still be pumped on caffeine and joy, based on the structure of the previous paragraph.

Anyway since I don't really know what I'm doing on twitter and I am just now figuring out how to shorten urls, I went to bitly.com and apparently this blog is either porn and I don't know it or bitly wants me to fuck off, smear black eyeliner all over my face and go smoke behind the port-a-potties with the other loner outcasts:

I'm not taking it personally. In fact, this was a link for my Mason Jar Terrariums, which people really seem to dig. So I'm going with sexy. Mmmm, mason jars.

Find me @jamiescissors. Please follow me. I promise I won't drink a gallon of excessively strong coffee, have a panic attack, then blog about it. Maybe. Depends on how well the xanax works.

Here, have a couple hipstamatic pics from my trip on Friday to Asheville, NC:

Don't know how I found your url er blog but glad I did! To use an over-used acronym LMAO! My Husband came in the room and thinks I am on crack or had too much coffee. Your are hilarious! Coming back for more.

I'm not always great at replying to comments but I DO read every single one of them and I always reply in my head. So in my mind we've had this deep conversation about the meaning of life or whatever, and we're best friends, and we craft together on Sunday afternoons while drinking Mojitos and watching old Indiana Jones movies. So thank you for your comments. And now I want a mojito.