Well, it's that time of year again. The upside is that you (hopefully) get a gloriously long weekend. So much time off. The downside? Nightmarish travel ordeals, awful relatives, failed recipes and totally terrible TV.

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Have you had — or are you already having — a truly horrific Thanksgiving? We want to hear about it. Maybe you endured a racist, politically incorrect diatribe from a drunk uncle. Perhaps there were stitches required after some fancy knifework in the kitchen went awry. It's possible nothing really terrible happened and you were just deeply depressed and wallowed in your own ennui by ingesting a cubic yard of pie and ice cream. Whatever it is, feel free to spill. We'll get through this together.

If you can't get enough of this kind of stuff, pour yourself a glass of gravy and check out last year's horror stories.