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Friday, February 14, 2014

This A list celebrity/singer who is out of the country today is telling friends she once almost hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who is an A list celebrity deserving of C list status. Apparently the reason they didn't completely hook up she says is because he couldn't stand to attention. She says that he tried to blame it on her.

Rhianna has only herself to blame, maybe she should get a little business wise, and pay attention to her brand. Instead partied the past few years away, no tears for Riri.Maybe she'll do a sex tape / porn, makin'it rain with her residuals ala Farrah Ab's style.

Lots of blinds the last year or so about Lil Dickhead's limp dick. When I was 19 I was toking and drinking a fair amount, mostly on the weekends though so probably not near as much as Droopy Pants, but still, I can't remember not having a boner. At 19 a guy has a boner nonstop. It's just there. Jerk off all you want and 2 minutes later it's back. Get with your girlfriend or one of the fuck rats until you don't have the energy to stand up but lo and behold the boner still comes back. That's what it is to be a 19 year old guy. But no boner for Egg Boy. I'm starting to think the little shit is gay.

@Harry: Opiate addiction in the form of sizzurp, cocaine use, and possibly steroids are probably whats keeping him from standing at attention.

He should invest in Caverject. Beiber shooting up his dick to get hard would be a good thing for the world. First, it would create an open wound for him to get an infection through. Second, he would get comfortable with needles, hopefully bringing him closer to ODing.

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