I’ll pick you up and keep you, little birdie. What you think? You cook for me, you clean up after me, you clean my ass after I take ‘da shitz. What you think, mo?
I’ll spoon your ass. I’ll lovingly fuck you and I’ll grudgingly fuck you. So what you think, Tug-On-Strings?
Man, you got me all wrapped, I’m gonna be coming to look for you cause you all sexin’ me up now, look at you.
My Girthin’ is a’jerkin’! Oh yeah!! I’m a sniffin’ you out right now with my big, flat, broad, darky nose. *Sniiiiiiif!!* *Sniiiiiiif!!*

I mostly just watch the videos and occasionally read the comments and that’s about it. But when I come across pinche pendejos such as yourself who disrespect people that I know personally and that you don’t know DickSquat about, then that’s when I need to speak up.
Keep your chapped & cracked lips tightly pressed shut, insect. Mind you, Mr. Shaw will give you the specifics as to what sort of insect you are, but for now insect will do. I swear, when I saw your response to Mr. Shaw I felt this warm rush of nervousness for your dumb-ass come over me. Yeah, you joked, but we all know that you’re a pretty hard-core racist–like I said, I read–so that doesn’t get you much air mileage.
Alright, that’s it, no more. Move on while you’re ahead — sssssssseriously!

@Zobrist You sound like the Flaming Fagot to me man, as the only Bird you’d be able to pick-up is probably your own, or your Dad’s just like the good old days! you are either too fucking cold, or just too scared to pick-up a Real Bird.

Well that depends on where im at and who is around. I would not run out into a catagory 5 storm to photograph a bird. Or some dumbass that just had to run out and see how hard the wind blows. Some poor kid yeah I’d go get and bring inside. Its all relative my family expects me ( as always) to behave in a rational responsible manner

@UFC 4 Me i agree 100% percent with you brother, as the two below are low-life scum.
@Zobrist You and Your lover @Ben Wha-Balls fagot, should fuck each others asses, after giving your Dads their daily Blowjobs first fuckhead!

Pick it up, and bring him home until the storm passes dumb-ass. Many of these Birds have injured, or very sore, and tired wings from fighting this storm, for hours, on end. As to not freak-it out and keep it calm, remove your shower curtains in one of your Bathrooms, run him a cool, or very (slightly warm bath), with about 4 inches of water. Then add a floating foam, or plank of wood with a patch of grass earth attached on it, so it can either perch on the curtain rod, of float on the board, in order to rest, and let those wings recover. As for food, earth worms, crickets, seeds, (non salted, of course) will do just fine. If you happen to find a very young bird, then fry up an egg, with no butter, margarine, or salt, (100% plain) and it will devour it. After 2 to 5 days, you should notice, or hear it begin to fly more as the storm has passed, and it’s little wings have fully recovered. Then, open your window about 6 inches wide, or high, remove the screen, and he will leave when it is safe for it to do so. 🙂

Hey GobbleNeck, notice how nobody gave a shit about your little instructions.
And what are you trying to prove? How constructive you are? How creative you are?
Nah, it only proves that you’re a fag that lives alone, because no real woman would put up with that garbage.

Hey graryan, lost all respect for your stupid ass. I only had respect because though you are an imbicilic racist like all racists, you were not an in-your-face racist type. But to say that Jews loot during and after disasters like the blacks? Dude, the Jews are the least culpable kind of people when it comes to drug-laden street crime or any crime for that matter and you probably know that, bait-meister. The type of crime you do see is white collar crimes and they are so individually isolated they make the papers … whether they are big or small. And I’ve read your other statements of idiocy, racist and non-racist, and it truly is official: you are an idiot. ? No offense, right? STFU

Hey “the dre man”- how old are you?! You gave yourself that name? What a fucking joke!
Speaking of birds, you have the neck of a turkey.
Now, everything above is NOT a joke unlike the other shit you read. I joke … I joke crudely. So fucking what? All over a bird? That’s your Achilles Heel? Then go suckle Mark’s teet, old one, if you can’t handle it. Got that, Canuck?!
FYI, I would have given shelter to that fucking bird. I don’t volunteer for the fucking ASPCA saving animals – and that includes alot of birds – on the streets where I live if I didn’t give a shit, gobble neck! GobbleNeck!
Now that’s a moniker that fits you – loosely, like a fucking turkey neck! ?
And besides, look at you, hypocrite. You’re a fucking self-hating, old racist (old-the worst kind, too, bwaaah! pathetic). And newsflash for gobbleneck: drumroll — I’m not Jewish. Awww! Does that crush you? In fact, does that crush the rest of the SS squad? Gorandorff? Awww, Smut? Awww, Graryan? Awww In fact, I’m probably whiter than some of you, idiots. BUT, it’s because I respect the Jewish people and their ability to have endured, survived and never gave up on their faith and their covenant w/the Lord and still stand today while their attackers — who tried in vain throughout the ages to wipe them from the face of the Earth — have come and gone is why I vehemently defend them!
And this is why I truly believe that the Jewish People are either the luckiest people to exist or that the Lord truly is on their side … or both.
And on that note: you can fuck off, old, idiot, racist w/gobbleneck who LIVES IN OTTOWA, ONTARIO, CANADA!!
I noticed sac came back earlier. Welcome back, sac. Good to see you defending the Honorable Mr.Shaw’s good name against Gorandorff, good to see, good to see. Anyways, sac, did you get that?! You might wanna drop by Mr. Shaw’s humble abode and give him personal word of this thug’s whereabouts so he can, if he chooses, make the proper arrangements with his SO many connections.
This gobblegook has no idea who he personally insulted … multiple times, I might add. Damn.

Fukn isreali doomsday cultists here… Dude I’ve commented on ALL races and religions, indiscriminately!… But YOU, Ben and SAC must be fukn MOSSAD because as soon as someone mentions you something bout Jews, a great roaring flame in your panties gets u going about how great the Jews are and how you love sucking their desert dicks!… Well fuk em! Them and all the other bloody fuktup religions that spawned from their bullshit ideals! And again Jews are NOT a RACE!.. THEY’RE A FUKN RELIGION!

Hey dude, I’ve never seen any criticism of Christians or Muslims. But if you STFU about criticizing the Jews and only the Jews and spread legit criticism around all of religion, then so be it. Just admit you’re a raging neo-nazi.
And then you say, “Again Jews are not a race”
I’ve never discussed that subject with you, fool.
Alcohol is a powerful drug.

Hello Mr. Zobrist,
Much obliged for your efforts, Sir. I swung by Mr. Shaw’s place and showed him what he needed to see.
By the way, he sends his kind regards, Ben.
So, as it turns out he knows Canada quite well. Has many associates up there. As it also turns out, when it comes to the provinces, he knows Ontario the best. And would you believe, he knows Ottawa very well, second only to Montreal. According to Mr. Shaw, he has a solid, dedicated posse in the Lowtown/Sandy Hill areas or some shit like that.
So, he might be Andre and that may be his pic, but what will be the true sure thing, if the word is given, is through the tech world.
By the way, that guy does have a gobbler for a neck ?. So, nice talking to you, Mr. Z and thanks again.

Hey Grannyfister, if you’re reading this, I read what you wrote below and just for the record, you’re wrong – the Jews are actually an ethno-religious people. A friend of mine took a DNA test with AncestryDNA.com and he was 80% Jewish. And you know this is true about Jews also being a race because I once remember reading some shit you wrote about arabs considering Sephardic Jews as their cousins.
SO YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT, PEDOPHILE!??
I WILL DROWN YOU IN THIS ??

Fukn zionist bitches!… I don’t even give a shit, as I said it before I’ll say it again.. FUK ALL ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS!… FUK THEM ALL IN THEIR MOUTHS AND ASSES!.. I hope u all kill each other and leave the rest of us in peace?

For someone who wants to be left in peace, you’re pretty violent. Why so hostile, Zen Master? Just relax. Do what Chong does – ? “ooohhhmmm”
If you’re so against all the religions, then why do call whomever they are Zionists? Anyways, are you an athiest or agnostic?

Goff. You either have no idea what you’re saying or reading!… Or your just another one of Zobees minions! They have made more violent and threatening comments than I… As far as your two stupid questions.

If you are against religions, then why do you call whomever Zionists?…. Well that question answers itself… Think about it!

Are you atheist or agnostic?… I started out in life as a Catholic, but after realizing all the bullshit dogma involved in all these stupid asstic religions, that have the same story. I decided to go AGNOSTIC. it helps me accept reality better than others, like YOU and ZOBREAST and his MOSSAD buddies!

U idiot!.. That just makes your friend Middle Eastern… U mean to tell me that Jews are a whole other human being!.. Separate from the other four?.. You and your boys are saying that the five races on this planet is. Caucasian, Negroid, Asian, Latin, then Jewish!? … Holy shit(literally)!…. U zionists do your damndest to separate yourselves from the rest of humanity!… U muthafckrs are the aggressors!… That’s probably why they’ve been treated the way they have. Jews are just human beings like the rest! Only difference is religion!…. The crazy thing is…. If you’ve read ALL my post then you’d clearly see that I spread the luv evenly. U fuckrs exclusively payed attention to just the Jewish comments?…. Using jewdar?…. Relax muthafckrs! You’ll get your Isreal!…. So….. Fukn…. What?

Excuse me, Grandpa, but you are acting like a spewing, ignorant drunk. Why don’t you call ancestry.com and ask if they can conclude if someone is Jewish through their DNA. I personally know for a fact that it is possible, because unlike you, dude, I know that through DNA you will find out that there is more to it than just the typical few races you think there are in the world. You see, races can be cut down into categories. Like, for instance, you can get a DNA test and find out that you’re 35% English, 35% Spanish, 10% German and 20% European Jewish. This is a true possible answer that can be given to someone who took a DNA test. Like I said, call Ancestry.com and they will explain. And please don’t respond with, “I don’t give a fuck to call ancestry.coFuckyoybf fkxldmfn!!!vjdm!!?”, because you’ll just look really, fucking stupid. And you don’t want that.

@Smurf – That is not me. Someone is doing to me what I did to G-fist yesterday, when his name and email was already filled in the comment section. The site is either malfunctioning or have been compromised.

I just mess around on here for fun. I have better things to do than have multiple profiles, and have conversations with myself. If you have a problem with something I say, then just look the other way. I don’t see why it concerns you.