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Stranger: hello ~~~~~~~~
You: Hello there, Mr Fluffy Doo. :D
Stranger: ha
You: Eggs are your friend, yes?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why you think that ?
You: OMG, WHY NOT?! I THOUGHT THAT YOU AND EGGS WERE TOGETHER?! WHY NOT?! DX
Stranger: together ?
You: Yeahh. Like, getting married next year? o_O
Stranger: wooooooooooo ?
Stranger: what are u taking about ? that's so difficult . LOL
You: Well, Big Bacon told me last month that you and Eggs were getting married next
year... WAS BACON LYING TO ME?!
Stranger: YES !!!
Stranger: BACON IS LYING
Stranger: he's a bad man !!!!
You: ...
Then Toast was right? o_e
Toast was all like: They'll NEVER get married. It's like a 1 night stand.
Bacon was all: NO. THEY WILL. IT'S LOVE.
Then Bacon told me you WERE getting married...
Stranger: just like Toast said !!!! 1 night stand LOL
You: ...Poor Eggs. He'll be so devastated. Wait, does Chip know that you were
cheating on her?! O_o
Stranger: HAHA MAYBE IT KNOWS
You: ...Chip doesn't know you were cheating on her? o_e
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LIE TO HER.
Stranger: I tell you something ~~~ actuality eggs loves bacon ~~~
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: THAT'S REALLY ~~~~
You: ...EGGS LOVES BACON?! REALLY?! HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE?!
Stranger: i don't know very well . that just Toast told me the day before yesterday
!
Stranger: LOL
You: ...OMG. I NEED TO GO TELL BUTTER. SHE'LL BE LIKE, SPEECHLESS.
Stranger: WOOOO . THAT'S RIGHT . SHE'LL BE SPEECHLESS
Stranger: lol
You: I Need to text her. *gets phone out*
Stranger: ok ~~~~
Stranger: i wait for u
You: OMG. SHE SAYS YOUR A TWAT FOR NOT TELLING CHIPS. AND THAT EGGS IS GONNA BE
APPAULED AT YOU AND SLAP YOU. BUT WHEN I SEE YOU AT HARREL'S HOUSE TOMORROW I'LL SLAP
YOU FOR HER. SO GET LOST YOU CHEATING MARMALADE!! (Oh, and tell Biscuit I said Hi.)
:3
You: You- You- You...
LOSER!!!!
Stranger: omg ~~~
You: GOOD BYE YOU CHEATER. D;<
I'm angry with you. Don't EVER talk to Me, Butter, Chip OR Egg EVER AGAIN. GOODBYE.
WE ARE OUT. *Storms off, slamming door*
Stranger: ok ~~~~
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You: MOM! CHARLIE STOLE THE REMOTE!!!!
Stranger: I fuck remote, i put my dick in them
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Stranger: hello
You: Dianna wants you to drop off Charlie in half an hour.
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You: Patrick?
Stranger: Yes?
You: It's Tedds.
Do you...like me?
Stranger: Of course I do.
You: So, what do you think of my hair?
Stranger: Yeah um... the hair has to go though.
You: What? ;^; You don't like my hair? What if...I died it a diff colour? Would you
like it then?
Stranger: Can you dye it in a leopard fur pattern?
You: ....Probably. Patrick, I really like you...
Stranger: Well really, who doesn't?
You: Patrick you were always so nice!
What happened to the old Patrick? ;^;
I WAS gonna ask you to the prom...BUT I GUESS YOUR JUST TOO GOOD FOR ME, AREN'T YOU?!
DX
Stranger: Don't be like that... if my first four choices for dates turned me down,
you can be sure I would settle for you.
You: Oh, so I'm just the leftover?
The chip that you may not eat, only if your not full?! WELL THINK AGAIN, MATEY, YOU
JUST CRUSHED MY HEART. SO F*** YOU. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO WITH ME, THEN GO WITH
YOUR OTHER 4 WHORES. I BET THEY'D LOVE TO GET INSIDE YOUR PANTS. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
YOU....PIG. *Runs off sobbing*
Stranger: OK then, will do! See you.
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Haa. This was fun. ^^

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