BSOD, a point in time (almost hourly) where windows finds an error in a patch of memory. "reference error at x0fffffx0ff112" the number jibberish is in hex, like you could find that specific memory point anyway.

I was sitting enjoying my kiddie porn, when suddenly my web page wouldnt load! i clicked furiously on the link, but to my dismay a blue screen popped up and...

(he said no more the awe of the BSOD had him switch to linux immediatly)

a dumb ass girl/guy who thinks she/he is the shit will talk shit about you when you didnt do shit to them they think you are trying to hit on them or be friends to them when in reality you dont really give a damn about them your just conversating and they must make it a point that they feel better then you or thinks your conversation is stupid and has to make it a point to let you know she feels more mature then you. and seem to have a hatred towards the opposite race at the same time.