via Jimmy Kimmel Live
Yesterday on The 700 Club, Pat Robertson wanted to know “What is it about Jewish People that make them prosper financially?” Then he explained, “Well you almost never find Jews tinkering with their cars on the weekend or mowing the lawns.”
This is a question that has plagued Hollywood for the ages, and even though they have not been able to figure it The Christian Broadcast Network found the one Rabbi who could explain why that is the case.
I wish this was an April Fool’s Day joke, but sadly it is real. There is just something not Kosher about a Rabbi selling his people out on competing network. But according to him, selling is the only thing he is good at. Oy!