Well as far as I can see, Derwood's avatar is a hot cowgirl topless, and River's is some random old male fart, so..............................

see, the problem is, thats the only kinna girl derwud can get, one who's name ends in .jpg!

mine was custom made by a guy on my river forums. its an old indian dude, thats pissed off about the lake lice messin up his river!!! (it actually is an original old pic of the river, just above Topoc. Lake lice photochoped in of course) ;)