What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you make this ytmnd? Did you think people would find it funny? Did you think people would find it original? Because it is NOT funny and it is OLD AS F*CK. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

freakin hilarious, even though I had to come to the comment page to just barely understand what was being said
Hermione: I think Rupert and I both are gonna find it a bit awkward
British douche: I heard Rupert was quite up for it
Hermione: No, you're making that up