I would never go on tv, but I can totally see ABC using my in-laws for The Family. And if you think Aunt Donna and Uncle Mike are bad, boy would my extended family blow you away. The trustees would burn the money before giving it to anyone.

"Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

I would do TAR. No need to think about it. You get to travel around the world and do things you normally won't. Experience of a lifetime. No offense, but I definitely won't do Survivor. I don't like the idea of my fate being in other people's hands.

The Mole. You get a bed & pillow & get to eat real food, not bugs!
Although I would have sh*t myself if I'd been in the final 3 last go-round & got stuck in the dark with that snake or those cockroaches. &

I wouldn't have done the cockroaches, although I could easily. I've woken up with cockroaches on my face several times before, but I would sit there and look bored for the camera, and then officially quit and pretend to be scared for the other contestants. The room with the snake, no way in heck I would do that.

Big Brother is a nice strategy, manipulation, alliances game that doesn't have the starvation factor I would dislike. After all, peanut butter and jelly isn't that bad.