victoria: we left some candy in the candy box for you when you come back, xander.xander: orly? 8D what type of candy??? sugus??? i loooove sugus. ^^~victoria: durian candy!!!! ^^xander: omg sis i hate you.xander: almost as much as i hate durian candy. DD:<

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kibum: get off my show hyung, omg.hyungjoon: oh kibummieeee, you know that i'm the one that brings all your ratings up.kibum: you are not dongho.hyungjoon: but i'm the one that made you famous! :Dkibum: that is not true >: |||hyungjoon: i googled "kim kibum" and it came up with shinee's key and super junior's kibum.kibum: who the hell is super junior's kibum.hyungjoon: then i yahoo'ed "u-kiss kibum" and it came up with hyungjoon's brother.kibum: wtf is yahoo you freak.kibum: and i still don't know super junior had someone called kim kibum. did he die a few years ago or something?hyungjoon: why are you related to me again.hyungjoon: if you can memorise all the members of super junior's names in a week, i will buy you something from louis vuitton.kibum: 8DDDDDD OMG FOR REAL!!!!hyungjoon: no.

kevin: kibum-hyung~ did you hear? super junior's going to taiwan! can we watch them? :Dkevin: oh but kibum's not going to be there :( i like himkibum: what.kevin: you know, super junior's kim kibum? he's so coooool~kibum: CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT SUPER JUNIOR'S KIM KIBUM OKAY PLEASE.kevin: soooo... kevin: can we go see them? :)kibum: kevin if you ask that one more time, you cannot lay a finger on me for a whole month.kevin: :(((( but you know you can't resist me.

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eli: dongho, get here.eli: you left a plate of spaghetti on my bed.dongho: oh, could you bring it out to me here?eli: hdu, i'm your hyung!dongho: but i'm more mature than you.eli: fffff, as if.dongho: yes.eli: why are you such a brat, omg.dongho: i saw you on pops in seoul. i had no idea what you were saying but you were hella aaaawkwaaaard.eli: gtfo.dongho: :D

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eli: dongho's bullying me!kibum: orly? :Deli: ...who are you and what have you done to kibum?kibum: i'm kevin~ ^^eli: bye.

kibum: hey man i have a plan.xander: RHYMEkibum: for real.xander: about what?kibum: to change u-kan't-iscape-scary-siblings to u-kould-irritate-said-siblingsxander: omg lolololol you are amazing!!!~

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xander: ga jeeehhhh! i bought you a scarf~ ^^~victoria: omg xander! <3 thank youuuuuu!xander: but only if you buy me lor bak go and candy and icecream. and you have to treat me to yum cha!victoria: ...i can feel my wallet shrivelling in terror.xander: thanks sis! :DDD

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kibum: hey hyung.kibum: i have a fanclub.hyungjoon: nothing compared to mine though! :Pkibum: oh really? how many members in yours?hyungjoon: 24534634.kibum: yeah, well, i have 24534635.hyungjoon: ...!!!!!! WHAT!!!! :OOOOOhyungjoon: impossible.kibum: nah, screencap right here.

kibum is sending the file "i have more fans than hyung.jpg" to hyungjoon.hyungjoon received the file "i have more fans than hyung.jpg"

hyungjoon: photoshopped.kibum: nah, here's the link: http://u-kiss_kibum_fanclub.comhyungjoon: impossible- hyungjoon: what-hyungjoon: hyungjoon, you got owned.hyungjoon: this is hyunjoong by the way.kibum: even your leader agrees with me :Dhyungjoon: i hate you all!!!!1 :(

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kibum: hey mate thanks for getting nichkhun to tell all his fanclub members to join my fanclub!soohyun: no problemmmmmmmm;alskdjdfkibum: ...what's going on there?

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dongho: hyung there are suspicious noises coming from soohyun-hyung and kiseop-hyung's room.kibum: oh is that what he's doing. D:kibum: ...he should thank me for setting them updongho: you should thank him for getting your fanclub set up.

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dongho: hyung there are suspicious noises coming from soohyun-hyung and kiseop-hyung's room.kevin: DDDD: kevin: wait omg for real it's about time :DDDD

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dongho: hyung there are suspicious noises coming from soohyun-hyung and kiseop-hyung's room.xander: O___________________________Oxander: WHAT IS THIS WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHY DID THEY NOT TELL MEEEE~~~ >_<