You all wanted it. And now it is here. He is like a humble rockstar, spreading across the internet like the f*cking lolcats. And now here we are. How did we get to this? Why did I succumb? The pressure was too much and I gave in. I GIVE UP. YOU WIN. Please make all checks payable to The Topato Corporation. You did this.

Shirt Info: Screenprinted on Mens Gildan 100% cotton in BLACK and Ladies Bella Crew-Neck Jersey Tees or American Apparel 2102 ALSO IN BLACK!

Ladies, if you have a preference in shirt styles, please let us know and we will do our best to comply!

Print is about 10" wide. See sizing information if you are curious about how big things are in real life.