Osomatic:Triscuits? Really? REALLY? Are we absolutely certain this is a real Islamic group and not an elaborate Matt and Trey joke?

There are several news reports that mention they have the ability to commit crimes without getting arrested or even investigated. The leader is a NY native named Joseph Cohen. It is not too tough to figure out who they are.

Pretty cool, after work today I stopped by Safeway for some snacks. Got home, turned on the computer, mosied over to Fark, and the Triscuits were at the top of the page just as I started shoveling in Triscuits (Rye with caraway seeds) topped with peppered salami slices served with a big plate of Klaussen pickles.

You joke, but when the flap about the Mohammed cartoons originally hit, Danish products were pulled from shelves all over the Middle East. Every Danish product, in all the stores. Sounds trivial perhaps, but far from it. Companies that didn't write, publish, or have anything at all to do with the cartoons lost billions. To this day, I still can't get a Danish chicken.

Welfare Xmas:Hey, Muslims....STOP taking yourselves so farking seriously.//had to be said

These guys aren't Muslims. They *are* whackos who seem to be mad at everyone. I suspect any radical cause would suffice. According to one article I read online (yeah, I know, great source), the three major players in this band of stooges are New York Jews who converted to Islamofascism.

Real Muslims are staying as far away as they can from these nutters. Just because these nuts claim to be acting in the name of Islam, doesn't mean they have any more support from the average Muslim than Fred Phelps and his band of crazy's have from the Unitarians in the center of your town.

//also had to be said//not Muslim, just think they deserve a break from this crap