Tuesday, January 17, 2017

From Ye Good Olde Days Of Decorous Politycks

From the June 25 broadcast of Salem Radio Network's The Hugh Hewitt Show:

HEWITT: By the way, I -- I'm still trying to find two tickets to the Ohio State-USC game. And none of the USC people will give up their tickets to me. I'd pay fair price. They -- they know Ohio State's gonna slaughter the Trojans. They know that they're gonna slaughter the Trojans, and therefore they do not want me there at the bloodbath, since it's probably the last football game we'll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama. I -- I would like to see Ohio State slaughter USC. This is what I'm living for right now. I'm keeping -- all the bad news, I just focus on the Ohio State upcoming slaughter of USC. So if you are a USC fan willing to sell me two or perhaps even three USC tickets to the Ohio State game, hugh@hughhewitt.com, or if you're a Buckeye fan with those tickets back in Ohio, I'll trade you some Browns tickets. New York Giants, Monday night game? Think about it. Hugh Hewitt Show.

A helpful reminder that before he was suddenly double-jump promoted to Valued MSNBC Contributor and regular "Meet the Press" panelist, Hugh Hewitt enjoyed a long and profitable career as a hateful wingnut crank, And, of course, he has never stopped being a cyborg sent from the future to destroy America.

Like everything else the mystical Trump-servative Hew cyborg was brought to MSNBC to Tell you. Because you wouldn't tune in to his radio show and it is so important you hear the toilet overflow. Because Freedom and republican brotherhood, patriotism, the U.S. Constipation, and The blessed Koch Brothers have found repetitious listening provides a positive percentile of converts.

Hew possesses little distinguished talents or knowledge that elevates his misguided ideology over the others of his ilk.he can never attain the "Conservative Typhoid Mary Title" Which Rush-bot himself could not. For there were original carriers of the disease before them.