Both Nadal and Federer have very tough lives.

Does it hurt to be this cute all the time? Is that what’s wrong with Rafa’s knees? Can any of you wait until they’re both old and show up to tournaments and make fun of how the new kids are all wimps and bad at tennis? Because I can’t. It’s going to be fantastic. It’ll be like Ian McKellen and Peter O’Toole, only with fewer cigarettes, and slightly more daring clothes.