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Friday, December 25, 2009

From Us to You. Happy Holidays

Oh Hai, bitches.

We decided that we were going to do one great big "happy family" photo shoot to wish all of you the merriest of merry. As usual, it turned into a giant debacle but...

Thank you. All of you. We are amazed, shocked and waaaaaay beyond fucking pleased about everything that has happened this year. Seriously. We can't even begin to tell you how honored we are to be a part of this. I'd cry but it would totally ruin my mascara.

We figured you guys would enjoy the outtakes more than the actual finished product (which was lame and sucked and one of us may have been a little too drunk to continue) so hopefully this will make you snicker a little until we get a chance to chew the shit with y'all again.

So from us Twitarded bitches - we wish you and your loved ones the bestest, happiest festive season ever. Cheers, whore-flaps. We love you more than you may realize.

Hubster woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn this morning. as I sleepily stumble my way towards the bathroom I ran right into FStwilightE! I lit'rally almost peed my pants from fright then laughter...good times.

Also, finally got to listen to the latest twigasm podcast and LOOOOVED IT! you girls did awesome!! and it was super fun getting to hear you both, and your adorable accents! truth.

OK- First I thought That's STY's hand getting cozy with RPATZZ - then I thought oh it must be Mr. SNARKY cause he's a keeper - but NOOOO..it's OPATZZ.. STY is such a xmas whore. but we knew that - now we have the evidence. Love the outtakes! Merry Merry girlz!

Merry Christmas you guys, you crack me up! I look forward to another year of Robfuckery, or Tomfoolery or what ever the hell we do her besides curse and lust...And to Rob, I hope you are out there having a great day somewhere. My pathetic self sure wishes I knew where because I am becaming a little bit of a harmless stalker when it comes to knowing your whereabouts.....

Merry Christmas to all my fellow Twitards, esp JJ and STY. I've had so much fun and giggle-snorts reading your crazy adventures and snarky remarks this year. Here's to another year of trailer poops, Rpattz, OPattz, FSE, Mini-E, and twiporn! I cannot wait!

Fucking awesome, ladies (and OPattz)! Great photos all - good to see mini-E holding the sign up. Good job, mini-E! I am coveting your boots, JJ. Looks like y'all had a good time - thanks for all the great work you do!!!

It was a long wonderful day and I was blessed with a family that didn't roll their eyes (much) when I squealed loudly opening my 2 Twilight soundtracks. Also, 'Santa' got me the vampire tribute magazine featuring The Precious. (My kid might be connecting the dots about Santa this year...) Someone was also paying attention and got me a flask after I couldn't find one anywhere for New Moon.

Yes, I'm a happy Twitard this year and it's also thanks to you two funny, smart, lushy, cute, irreverent, porn-addicted bitches. *sniff* Thanks for letting me in the club and here's wishing you 1000 stalkers by New Year's Eve.

@WhyistheRumAlwaysGone - I was just now half-ass watching Pirates with my kid and I heard 'that' line and immediately thought "hey, I know her!" Then opened up this post and saw you! It's eerie how it's ALL related to Twilight:-)

Just getting home from a wonderful Christmas day spent with my side of the family. Couldn't wait to check out my blog roll and had a HUGE smile on my face when I saw that you had actually posted today!

Love the outtakes, love JJ's outfit, and love OPattz for taking time out of his busy schedule to participate :)

If I was ever forced to choose just one blog to spend the rest of my Robsanity-filled days with, it would be yours. It's always been yours. You were the part of my life that I never knew was missing but now know I could never live without.

Thanks for all that you do, and here's to more Robsanity in 2010!

@Cat - That doesn't make you a bitch. It makes you dedicated ;)

@Living with Edward - LMFAO! You are that awesome. You have to tell us what, exactly, Twilight FSE did in the church play!

Mwah! I'm actually surprised we even got comments on this one!! You guys are total slackers, lol. Just like me. Mommy (not a)Jerkface confiscated my crackberry upon arrival.

So, this morning when I was doing the family thang (after my aunt mortified the fuck out of me by informing ML that he was the first guy who "stuck around" for an extended period...) my dad sidled over to me and asked me where OPattz learned his dance moves. Not sure if it's funny or if I should horrified.

@17foreverlisa - Totally agree that this is the one must-have Twilight blog! I didn't know there was a name for the "special" kind of love I had for Twilight until I stumbled upon Twitarded. You twats love Twilight the way I do - unconditionally and irrevocably; with a HUGE heaping helping of sarcasm and irreverence LOL

Happy Holidays!!Just wanted to tell you that i think this blog is amazing!you two are really funny!BTW, you should check this out: http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/ . It's a funny review of the twilight books.

@17foreverlisa: FSE had a very important role. He played the father of the family in the play. We didn't have any ballsy men to actaually do it so I thought who is a better actor than FSE? A lot of people, I know, but he was available. He wore a Bill Cosby mask for the part but it looked hilarious with his pale white arms and hot little body. I will post a pic on my blog soon.

Merry Christmas and what a wonderful year it’s been. Thanking you both for making me laugh on a daily basis! When things getting shitty in RL or even if I just sulk over not having any twifriends, I always know I can count on you guys to cheer me up. I’m so thankful that I found this blog.

@suszpetals - hey it's great you recognized the funny line from Pirates I use for my namesake - I used to be a little bit Pirates-addicted and I had a kind of crush on Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow. But that was before Twilight and Rob... bye, Jack, sorry... how things change!

Alas, I had no cardboard cutouts to molest for Christmas like you guys but I did get a few things from that made up for it....First, I got to read your funny blogs. Second, I received and responded to the TwiBite challenge and did pretty well, if I do say so my self. And lastly, I saw this little golden nugget today on things we learned from Twilight…which gave me a chuckle and restored my broken down playground just a little (if you need an explanation, age about 20 yrs, get married and give birth) Here's the funny...."So if a vampire sparkles in the sunlight...it brings a whole new meaning to the lyric "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

Merry Christmas, Twitards and twat waffles! Spent two looong days in Twi-withdrawal but I'm recovering now thanks to some Twitarded tomfuckery. Or should that be Robfuckery, as some clever bitch mentioned earlier?

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