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Well im not sure if there is a similar thread or if it is even allowed (seems you cant post unimportant things in this subforum -.-) but i thought it might be fun to see funny quotes from tv series or movies.

Im currently watching Boston Legal and the quemistry between Alan Shore and Denny Crane is simply too perfect... Not only it is funny as hell but there is always a bit of truth and reality in their dialogues...

Some that i can remember atm... and these quotes heard directly from them is definitly much better:

Episode 24 season 2

Denny Crane: Are we setting a bad example? I shoot people.
Alan Shore: I bribe them.
Denny: We drink...
Alan: We smoke...
Denny: Im unfaithfull...
Alan: Not to me.
Denny: Never to you.
Alan: We are not setting examples Denny, we are just being truthful to who we are..
Denny: Who are we?
Alan Shore: Denny Crane
Denny: Alan Shore
Alan: Leader of men.
Denny: With bulleyes on our asses.

For the ppl that didnt watch this series or dont remember... They are both very famous lawyers of one of the most important firms in Boston and in that episode Alan Shore just got a not guilty sentence after suggesting a falsly accused criminal to flee the country.

Another part of the same episode... between another associate of the firm and a client with diabetes. The lawyer (one of the founders of the firm that just got out from a mental hospital cause of stress) trying to find a case...

Lawyer: You're diabetic?
Client: Yeah...
Lawyer: .... So you are a victim ! We can sue !
Client: .....
Lawyer: Congratulations! You have a real disease.... We will file in the morning.. this is wonderful. Phil, im going to make you a very rich man.

Again all this will make much more sense if you've seen it.... it seems everyone in that firm are simply nuts and what makes it intersting is that no matter how absurd and nuts are them, they seem to win the cases xD

Denny: I cant fly !
Alan: You are just discovering this...?
Denny: Bella and i were just heading to Hawaii and i got detained at the airport... they woudnt let me abord!
Alan: Why?
Denny: Acording to their records im a terrorist...
Alan: What...?
Denny: It was what they said.. that im a terrorist... now Bella is in Hawaii and im not.. Alan, you've got to help me.
Alan: Ok..
Denny: No one gets aways with calling Denny Crane a terrorist.
Alan: What would you like me to do?
Denny: In a perfect world? We blow them up..
Alan: Short of that...
Denny: Sleep with their wifes.
Alan: You can do better.
Denny: .. Daughters?
Alan: Denny you are an american... what does any true red white and blue do when he is wronged or even slightly put out for that matter?
Denny: .......(enlightned) We sue !

Remember those 2 are pretigious lawyers of a important law firm... Bella is the mother of the previous girlfriend of Denny and Denny has a history of shooting ppl he doest like xD