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Craptions Classics December 16, 2007

"Hey Lenny," Ted Danson said out of the side of his mouth, "You look a little... crabby." Everybody laughed! Except for Lenny, who had just discovered that cramped lobster suits still have enough room for revolvers.

"Ha-ha.You're right, Mr. Danson, I'm sure my mother wouldn't be too proud to know I dress up as a red fish for a living. But was your mother proud of you when you used to be dick deep inside Whoopi Goldberg?...No response? That's right. Shut the hell

An overlooked clause of the Warsaw Treaty Organization allows the worship of non-Lenin/Stalin deities if they are Lovecraftian. Seizing upon this opportunity, the Organization of Marine-worship for Children unveiled a Dagon idol more Japanese than Lo

A previously overlooked clause of the Warsaw Treaty Organization allows the worship of non-Lenin/Stalin deities as long as they are Lovecraftian. Seizing upon this opportunity, the Organization of Marine-worship for Children unveiled a Dagon idol mor