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Keep Calm

Revelation

The downside of being ahead of your time is that your ruins might end up a playground for cavorting druids.(cont.)

The downside of being ahead of your time is that your ruins might end up a playground for cavorting druids.

Adventure

Keep living life like there's no tomorrow and you'll be right sooner than you think.(cont.)

Keep living life like there's no tomorrow and you'll be right sooner than you think.

Pain

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.(cont.)

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.

Distinction

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.(cont.)

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.(cont.)

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.(cont.)

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.(cont.)

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.(cont.)

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.(cont.)

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.(cont.)

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.(cont.)

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.(cont.)

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.(cont.)

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.(cont.)

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.(cont.)

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Priorities

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.(cont.)

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

Mercy

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.(cont.)

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

Challenges

I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.(cont.)

I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Underachievement (Penguin)

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.(cont.)

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

Collaboration

When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.(cont.)

When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.(cont.)

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

Demotivation

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.(cont.)

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

Legacy

It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.(cont.)

It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.

Procrastination

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.(cont.)

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Whining

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.(cont.)

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.

Committees

Just like teamwork. Only without the work.(cont.)

Just like teamwork. Only without the work.

Obstacles

Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.(cont.)

Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.

Consulting

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.(cont.)

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Economics

The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.(cont.)

The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

Marketing

Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.(cont.)

Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

Hope

May not be warranted at this point.(cont.)

May not be warranted at this point.

Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.(cont.)

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

Synergy

A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.(cont.)

A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.

Perseverance

The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.(cont.)

The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.(cont.)

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

Idiocy

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.(cont.)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Bravery

Every man dies. But not every man truly lives only to die of sheer stupidity.(cont.)

Every man dies. But not every man truly lives only to die of sheer stupidity.

Liberty

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.(cont.)

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

Teamwork

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.(cont.)

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.(cont.)

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.(cont.)

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Diversity

Because every person deserves an equal chance to prove their incompetence.(cont.)

Because every person deserves an equal chance to prove their incompetence.

Incompetence

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.(cont.)

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

Inflation

Because the easiest way to steal your wealth is by cheapening your money.(cont.)

Because the easiest way to steal your wealth is by cheapening your money.

Individuality

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.(cont.)

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

Curiosity

Some places remain unknown because no one has ventured forth. Others remain so because no one has ever come back.(cont.)

Some places remain unknown because no one has ventured forth. Others remain so because no one has ever come back.

Maturity

If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up.(cont.)

If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up.

Wisdom

Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.(cont.)

Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.

Discovery

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.(cont.)

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Perspective

Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.(cont.)

Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.

Compromise

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.(cont.)

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.(cont.)

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

Mediocrity

It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.(cont.)

It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Sacrifice (Temple)

All we ask here is that you give us your heart.(cont.)

All we ask here is that you give us your heart.

Despair

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.(cont.)

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.(cont.)

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Fear

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.(cont.)

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

Change

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.(cont.)

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.(cont.)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.

Loneliness

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.(cont.)

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

Risks

If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.(cont.)

If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

Blogging

Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.(cont.)

Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

Indifference

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.(cont.)

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Irresponsibility

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.(cont.)

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

Persistence

It's over, man. Let her go.(cont.)

It's over, man. Let her go.

Madness

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"(cont.)

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

Excuses

If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.(cont.)

If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.

Winners

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.(cont.)

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.(cont.)

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

Sanity

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.(cont.)

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

Tranquility

As long as there are children in the world, there will never be any real peace.(cont.)

As long as there are children in the world, there will never be any real peace.

Wealth

All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.(cont.)

All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.

Regret

It hurts to admit when you make mistakes- but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.(cont.)

It hurts to admit when you make mistakes- but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.

Destiny

You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.(cont.)

You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

Pressure

It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.(cont.)

It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

Quality

The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.(cont.)

The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.(cont.)

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Innovation

If it can make your job easier, it can probably make it irrelevant.(cont.)

If it can make your job easier, it can probably make it irrelevant.

Self-Esteem

Just because you think you're a star doesn't mean you're going anywhere.(cont.)

Just because you think you're a star doesn't mean you're going anywhere.

Service

View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.(cont.)

View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.

Freedom

I may not agree with what you say, but I respect your right to be punished for it.(cont.)

I may not agree with what you say, but I respect your right to be punished for it.

Underachievement

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.(cont.)

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Blame

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.(cont.)

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Insight

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.(cont.)

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.

Opportunity

I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos- and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...(cont.)

I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos- and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...

Apathy

If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.(cont.)

If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Stupidity

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.(cont.)

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

Adversity

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.(cont.)

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Burnout

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.(cont.)

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Failure

When your best just isn't good enough.(cont.)

When your best just isn't good enough.

Pessimism

Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.(cont.)

Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.