Leave Rob alone, he's doing his best
well, obviously not his best. But he is stopping short of total neglect. I mean, if total neglect was Edgware, he'd be getting off at Colindale. Maybe even Hendon on a good week.
(cumquat mayBring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:57,
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qotw
(of a person) at the point of death."on examination she was qotw and dehydrated"(of a thing) in terminal decline; lacking vitality or vigour."the qotw commercial property market"
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 7:49,
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FragglemeisterStudent, rich of parent, who dresses up as a traveller and goes to festivals, and then suffers from diarrhoea. Will eventually evolve into a y’ban’o!wawa (qv)

FrehealTo reveal gums amorously

FutudridDescriptive of the early morning breath of the being you wake up next to

GazooxedSkint, from buying too many National Lottery tickets or scratchcards

GhuviugUnidentified thing dwelling in pipe or drain

GogzongleIn a science fiction or horror film, a gogzongle is a special effect or monster which just does not work on screen. See the film “Species”, and its sequels, for a perfect example of a major gogzongle

GoitlebloomLarge, angry zit, which probably started life as a bimmtle (qv) and will end its life as a bloody mess on a tissue

GranbyDoddery old person in shopping centre likely to change direction, turn around or stop in front of you without warning, thus causing collision

HabbaflarkissSlightly uncomfortable walk of one forced, by some circumstance or other, to forgo underpants

HaspikMedical implement for the removal of pubic hairs

HeaAbortive cup of tea

HigfuffyExpression on the face of a granby (qv) who has just been involved in a collision with a wegfaroon (qv)

HoghiufwanfFrantic flapping movement made by person with hands or newspaper in a vain attemtpt to disperse noxious fart. Also appiles to dog’s fart dispelled into general area by frantic flapping of the beast’s tail

Kidderminstered - to be in a state that is difficult to describe
Sally pulled down her pants revealing a pubic mound of neatly cropped black hair, shaven into the shape of a swastika"Well?", she said. "What are you waiting for?""It's not like a don't want to, Sally", I said hesitating. "It's just I'm feeling a bit kidderminstered. Give me a minute and I'll be ready to go"
(cumquat mayBring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 6:57,
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Having a Hitler
A mate once told me about some army guy he knew, there was something called 'having a Hitler'. Wanking in the shower while leaning up against the wall with an outstretched arm.
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