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Don't get excited... I'm calling this review Flux Capacitor because you wish you had one that you could punch in 2 hours to get back from the life you just wasted watching this garbage. "O...more( Short Review: 82 words )

This is allegedly a comedy. What it really is a feminazi's wet dream. It is a tale about a man trapped in a miserable marriage to an abusive, domineering, mentally ill woman, who is a horr...more( Short Review: 195 words )

Great potential wasted. Project Almanac is an instant entry into my all-time bottom ten list. Let's start with the awful script, then the film school 101 directing. It's a time travel movie and the bi...more( Short Review: 112 words )

I live in Spain and bought this movie from Amazon UK for my eight year old. I watched about half of it with my daughter and had to turn it off because it was such rubbish. This is NOT Jurassic Park wh...more( Short Review: 116 words )

This is not a very well written Walt Disney Pictures and I am very disappointed. The visual affects really affected broke my nieces perspective the fair tale fantasy of show white and charming and of ...more( Short Review: 57 words )

This movie actually broke the record of getting so much dislikes on YouTube for the first teaser video, that's how bad this film is. The film follows five years later with Ralphie, Randy, ...more( Short Review: 257 words )

If I ever meet the prouder's or the people behind the making of this movie, I will Simpy grab them by their throats and say the last words their will hear when their still alive, "Now where is your Ch...more( Short Review: 164 words )

This is a joke right?, we just had a good horror movie called The Babadook, and now we got this mind finger of a movie. The story is about a group of friends must face their deepest fears...more( Short Review: 296 words )

Nicolas Cage why do you keep doing this? Your a good actor and when you're in the right role to show off you talent it works, but you keep picking crappy movie like this that hides your talent away an...more

I never got a real reason why is this movie made?, because truly this is god awful. Zombie Strippers is about a top-secret government agency has unleashed a highly contagious chemo virus w...more( Short Review: 187 words )

Damn what a waste of some pretty good talent with a cast that includes Jason Patric, John Cusack, Rain, Bruce Willis, and to a much lesser extent rapper 50 Cent. Jason Patric stars as the titled "The ...more

I remember walking into "Left Behind" with a fresh perspective, an unbiased few of the content, and hoping Nicolas Cage could carry a film like he once could do. After about ten minutes all of my low ...more

Horror movies like this one really drive me crazy, because it sounds good, the previews are great, and when you sit down to watch it you find that the characters are so unbelievably stupid, that the f...more( Short Review: 274 words )

What a crappy movie with no fresh ideas behind it. The Unborn is about a soul so evil it must wander the space between the living and dead, seeking out a body to possess and grow stronger. Casey Beldo...more( Short Review: 112 words )

I have seen some strange things, but Gummo really takes the cake. This is a film that has no plot, simply following the lives of redneck children, as they kill cats to sell to the butcher, use duct ta...more( Short Review: 285 words )