Happy domestic violence day to every redneck and sports dolt out there. Don't forget to tip your pizza delivery dudes. Be sure to get the wife some extra make up to cover up the black eyes and abrasions, and be sure she wears long sleeves to work this week so people don't see any marks on her wrists. Oh, and take away the cell phone too so she doesn't call her friends.

Bah. Super Bowl. What a fucking clear sign of the end of civilization.