Meta: chill, we have a deadline. Subverting it will be a dick move from the GMs, and there's no reason to think there will be one. So, while his condition will get worse, we shouldn't ... I dunno. Shouldn't what?Never mind.

I have attempted to suppress my inner hyperspace future gardener crying out against all the injustice I am committing.

So, uh, I just randomly fabricated an alibi for Quixote? Because of their INSANE and RIDICULOUS way of spending the morning?I don't even...I call Noodle Incident. No matter how many details they give, it's just not forming a full picture. Just making the imagination reach greater and more horrifying heights.

Why are we even arguing about a dead fictional dude and hypothetical ninjas?

1. Don has chosen Tara's grave site as the place where he will be when Brad reads him the refictionalization story. My heart melted a little.

2. Brad would like to know the date the refictionalization can happen. I've asked Mr. A on Twitter, but if he doesn't give us a specific date, I'm thinking the 17th might be good, because that way we're not bumping scarily against the deadline on the 18th but we still give Don time to explore this world and have adventures with Brad as they've been doing.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after.

They're crossing the "less feasible" stuff off the bucket list.(and anyone wondering about the "be retweeted" one-- the idea of it being a challenge was jossed. The GMs' way of telling us not to bug the guy, I guess)

Why are we even arguing about a dead fictional dude and hypothetical ninjas?

By the way, if it is still possible with his condition, I would appreciate it if someone linked Quixote to this. The movie is both awesome and examines what exactly heroism is. He needs to watch it.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."

Welp, we now know that the place they're sitting down to breakfast is the Narcisi B&B and Brad has just given a whole bunch of should-be-irrelevant details about their companions, so OH GOD SOMETHING TERRIBLE'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

Why are we even arguing about a dead fictional dude and hypothetical ninjas?