"He can climb in the ring with anybody, it's just a matter of staying." - Heenan on Outback Jack

"Koko B. Ware stated to me how excited he was to be a part of this event at Wrestlemania 3." - Gorilla | "What does he want you to co-sign for him on a used car or something?" - Heenan | "He's lucky I don't get my hands on that bird. He'd be in a bag of Shake N Bake." - Heenan

Koko B. Ware vs Sika

"He made some mistakes. He should be given a second chance. We all mistakes. Well, some do, but I don't." - Heenan on Danny Davis' suspension

Sika actually got on the house mic and yelled "Heyyyyy" and something with Samoa in it.

"See, Piper's smart. He's announcing he'll retire, his final match. He's probably gonna be hurt so bad he'll have to retire. He took the back door way out." - Heenan | "Here's a bald headed guy in a skirt. That's gonna be pretty." - Heenan on Piper possibly losing the WM 3 hair match.

Koko got the win with a dropkick to the back and a roll-up after hiding underneath the ring. This wasn't much of a match. Koko just took some bad offense until the finish and Heenan was the only highlight here. This was a waste of time. Sika got a little revenge on Koko after.

"I'm the kind of guy that would see a man's mistake and say, "Pal, let bygones be bygones." - Heenan | "Oh yeah, you're the big forgiving type." - Gorilla | "Then I'd take an oily 2x4 that's guaranteed not to chip, splinter or bend and part his hair with it." - Heenan

"Adonis, you fat slimy slob, how dare you touch a hair on Beefcake's head." - Beefcake | "A mistake? I hope Piper makes a cueball outta you at Wrestlemania 3." - Beefcake | "That haircut, you know what it looks like? It looks like Runway 9 at O'Haire." - Heenan

Gorilla said he saw some issues in Andre but wouldn't tell Heenan until WM 3 ended.

Gorilla claimed to have found Weasel dolls at Andre's camp.

"The Natural" Butch Reed vs Tito Santana

"You never interfere in matches do you?" - Gorilla | "Sometimes I'm provoked but I never intentionally do it." - Heenan

"Look at that sneaky...I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him across the street." - Gorilla | "I've done business with him, he's a very honest man." - Heenan

"That's a nice name for a bottle of wine. A big bottle of Bellomo." - Heenan

Paul Roma got the win with a powerslam. This was pretty boring and Roma was very green here. The crowd mostly heckled the wrestlers the whole match and we got some boring chants. Even the announcers were bored here.

Monsoon talked about basically stealing a video from Heenan's training area and said Andre will have some issues.

The Honky Tonk Man vs Pedro Morales

"Something's gonna have to be done about these wrestlers putting their hands on me. I'm talking about Koko and Santana." - Slick

"Some people call him an Elivs impersonator but I don't see how. Elvis never looked as good as The Honky Tonk Man." - Slick

"Bobby The Brain Heenan, Jimmy Hart and myself are all comrades at arms." - Slick | "More like thieves in the night." - Gorilla

Tons of stalling in the first 5 minutes. I'd call it the calm before the storm but it's more like the calm before the light sprinkle, because there's no way this is going to be good.

Honky won with his feet on the ropes after a Hart distraction. Bad match here. Pedro really wasn't any good at this point in time. He was a slow dude who threw bad punches and had little energy or anything. Add into the Honky stalling and this stunk.

Bob Uecker said he likes Heenan and he's a good man. He talked about his dad stealing cars. No, really. He talked about some guy called "The Great Zucchini" who was shot out of cannon's. Really odd interview.King Kong Bundy vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts

"Whenever you're out here there's a snake at ringside, a two legged snake." - Gorilla

Jake won by countout here after putting his snake in the ring and threatening Bundy with it. So what I took from this is that wild animals are allowed be used as weapons legally in the WWF. Stupid finish to a match that didn't get much focus. Instead, the focus was on Damien and Hart/Heenan.

Gorilla and Heenan talked more about Gorilla bringing a camera to Camp Andre and Heenan didn't like it to end the show.

Overall thoughts: Heenan was funny but this show sucked otherwise. The finish to the main was bad, Outback Jack was bad and honestly, I think Heenan was the only good thing here. Skip this.