Former child star Macaulay Culkin—who is forever cursed to have every news story ever written about him until his death start with the phrase “Former child star Macaulay Culkin” …

Former child star Macaulay Culkin—who is forever cursed to have every news story ever written about him until his death start with the phrase “Former child star Macaulay Culkin”—spent much of his youth bobbing up and down on the lap of former child star Michael Jackson. Now at appears as if he’s spent most of his adulthood losing weight.

Da Culk was spotted walking the streets of Manhattan on Wednesday by an alert member of the paparazzi, who snapped the shocking snapshot you see above.

Obviously this isn’t strictly the result of diet. So why does he look this way? Is it AIDS? Heroin? Meth? A combo of all three? If so, in what percentages?

Whoever give most creative answer will receive, postage-paid and wrapped in a discreet envelope, a FREE Street Carnage sticker!

That’s what happens when you sleep your way to the top. Still no parents to be seen anywhere. Check out the Cory Feldman, Dianne Sayer interview. You will then bow to me for being the most ruthless motherfucker ever. Besides the week old condom that posted this. Keep the change jerk offs. The Postage costs more than the sticker. I’ll take the e-version sticker on tape. That way no vinyl trees will get cut down. Joe Strummer Channeled from ya boi. I’m psychic.

nobody cares what happens to any of you as you age and become hideous in appearance, there were no redeeming qualities in any of you as children to endear you to the public, and there are no redeeming qualities in any of you now. So you want a sticker to show for it all. Guess it’s better than nothing at all, as if you never existed in the first place.

There is a snake living in his hair and every time he tries to eat the snake slithers into his mouth and takes the food. He either thinks that the snake’s poop is conditioning his hair or it is the mother of Micheal Jackson’s children and he promised Micheal he would look after it.

I’m not trying to contribute a “creative” post, just a comment: dude’s on smack. I know it when I see it. If the gaunt look wasn’t already a dead giveaway, the sleeves-to-the-knuckles thing sure is. junkies don’t get to looking like that overnight; by the time they do, they’ve moved from shooting inside the upper forearm to the back of the hand, the tops of the feet, anywhere that veins are visible. Once those veins are useless, it gets a bit harder to find viable injection sites. By that time, though, there’s usually very little time left anyway.

I guarantee dude’s got less than a year. No one turns it around once they’ve hit this stage, unless they get incarcerated. Mark the date.

I dunno… I worked AIDS hospice as a nurse in NYC n he kinda looks like my last patient did about a week before he died, absolutely NO pun intended. Wow, sad and scary at the same time. Whatever it is, I hope he gets good medical care. Not so sure it’s junk tho, doesn’t quite fit.
A lot of people when they get AIDS(or other terminal disease)wasting syndrome look like this and wear the sleeves-to-the-knuckles because they are just trying to hide how bad they really are. If he has Kaposi’s Sarcoma(or KS), he may have lesions on his hands he wants to cover. Remember Calista FLockhart when she was trying to cover up her anorexia issues with all the over sized baggy clothes? Same kind of thing.

There is a thin line between a genius and a maniac, Mccaulay culkin was a born genius , so was albert einstein, albert hoffman,michael jackson , gandhiji , etc . They are not mentally challenged, They are differently abled or differently talented , They are not god , They have super natural powers, which i believe is the result of their moms blessing and gods grace and fathers support. Mccaulay culkin needs emotional support , dont kill the poor man !!god bless him , , he will be in a safer place , heaven

[…] I actually think the news media has done a decent job sympathetically reporting on this salacious story. Eva had a drug problem, which led to her death, and Hans has a drug problem, which led to his crazed problem solving skills. I wonder what will be said when this happens to my boy. […]

Americans should not murder him with their mouth,he is lonely I guess that was why he found cocaine as his best friend,which was a bad option,I pray God helps him and heal him,and that’s if he is willing to repent,money can’t provide all,but God can,because he created us in his own image and likeness.