Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

144-145. Grafenberg and Borodin

Two names which are about as obscure as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (at least in most small hamlets.)

Found slightly below a gal's pee spot
But inside, on the top, is her G-spot
If a man ever rubs it
The woman then dubs it
Her favorite multiple WHEE spot!

You need to read the last three syllables in lines 1,2,5 as triplets...A Russian composer named Borodin
Like Jack Spratt eschewed fatty meat for the lean.