Finally, a wedding dress for Taylor Swift

Since Mariah Moomi Carey already had her ideal wedding dress (above) made up, Taylor Swift couldn’t go for butterfly princess as inspiration. However, Alfred Angelo sensed a teardrop on a guitar and in a quick minute was making sure that Taylor didn’t cut herself in an enchanted forest using her blood to write an uptempo HOT 40 country-pop song titled ”Goodbye Cruel World”

Now a thousand million musical theater chicks can stop going bankrupt and abusing their sewing kits figuring out how they can transform Glinda’s dress into their own desperate drabs for the gay dude they went to university with, and instead focus on DISNEY!

Taylor is practically blind because she’s squinting with joy so much at this.