Peter Andre Upsetting The Locals In Malta

I didn t know he had done an interview about Katies new husband or pancake day pics, I thought it was a source [made up story] I did wonder why her new husband [or Katie, did look as though she had taken the pic] felt the need to send the pic and twitter to Pete though about said family pancake day.

Cant see the difference in a photo of Kates husband making pancakes with the kids and a photo of Emily checking Junior's throat (in his column).

He frankly has a nerve to moan at her antics, whilst ignoring his own.

We don t know if Pete did an interview but we know Katies new husband sent the twitter and pics to direct to Pete.

No he didn't. He posted the pics on his twitter saying it was his family but he didn't tweet that directly to Pete. The only thing he did tweet to him was that Junior will be a heartbreaker when he grows up after someone said that he's the image of his father.

NOW mag are soooo OTT with their KP hysteria....look at this link...the journalist is "angry" because KP annouced her pregnancy....erm...in the same month Peter Andre has a birthday! Sniggeringly tenuous.I know their paycheque depends on a keeping alive a war between the two but purlease....praps anger management Jess, huh?

I read Heat todays...apparently Pete's been confiding in his brother that Emily isn't read to settle down. It's all KP's fault of course. Is Emily's contract nearly up then? Countdown on to 'KP broke up me and Emily' stories I reckon. *sets watch*. Looks again at NOW mag...oh it's already happening!

NOW mag are soooo OTT with their KP hysteria....look at this link...the journalist is "angry" because KP annouced her pregnancy....erm...in the same month Peter Andre has a birthday! Sniggeringly tenuous.I know their paycheque depends on a keeping alive a war between the two but purlease....praps anger management Jess, huh?

I read Heat todays...apparently Pete's been confiding in his brother that Emily isn't read to settle down. It's all KP's fault of course. Is Emily's contract nearly up then? Countdown on to 'KP broke up me and Emily' stories I reckon. *sets watch*. Looks again at NOW mag...oh it's already happening!

Firstly,you have my unending admiration for having the balls to admit that you read Heat magazine.For shame.
Whilst there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that PA himself actually complained about her announcement coming in his birthday month (and WHO has a birthday MONTH ffs-most of us just have to settle for one day) it does sound like the PA pa machine is winding itself up for something.
I think you're right that it could only be the forerunner for one of two things.
PA and St Emily will announce their engagement.
PA and St Emily will split,leading to 5,247 magazine articles blaming it on KP accompanied by a set of photos of PA looking wistfully into the distance clutching a stethoscope to his manly chest.

]Firstly,you have my unending admiration for having the balls to admit that you read Heat magazine.For shame.[/b]
Whilst there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that PA himself actually complained about her announcement coming in his birthday month (and WHO has a birthday MONTH ffs-most of us just have to settle for one day) it does sound like the PA pa machine is winding itself up for something.
I think you're right that it could only be the forerunner for one of two things.
PA and St Emily will announce their engagement.PA and St Emily will split,leading to 5,247 magazine articles blaming it on KP accompanied by a set of photos of PA looking wistfully into the distance clutching a stethoscope to his manly chest.

LMAO!!

(p.s Oh Az, I assure you I never buy these mags, I am nominated donut run person on a Tuesday and I flick though the mags in Tesco while balancing a box of Krispy Kreme)

NOW mag are soooo OTT with their KP hysteria....look at this link...the journalist is "angry" because KP annouced her pregnancy....erm...in the same month Peter Andre has a birthday! Sniggeringly tenuous.I know their paycheque depends on a keeping alive a war between the two but purlease....praps anger management Jess, huh?

I read Heat todays...apparently Pete's been confiding in his brother that Emily isn't read to settle down. It's all KP's fault of course. Is Emily's contract nearly up then? Countdown on to 'KP broke up me and Emily' stories I reckon. *sets watch*. Looks again at NOW mag...oh it's already happening!

"Am I the only one who thought her ex-hubby Peter Andre might have appreciated celebrating his 40th birthday on Wednesday in peace, rather than having the whole world's attention on him? Maybe could Katie have waited just another week to share this news?"

The whole world?

They really do live in another world, these desperate zelebs and their equally desperate mouthpieces.

Rumbled Fresh air, donuts, 20 minutes of skiving and an opportunity to snigger at the panto that is z-listville and their management/gossip mag cronies concocting cringy twaddle to keep us interested and them in paid employment - makes my Tuesday!

The only reason these posts aren't as near the bone is because PA hasn't given good reason to crucify him... I wonder what the comments would be like if he was chewing his face off in a gay bar telling everyone he's into anal. You's wish... Or slagging off men like Beckham, or Gavin Henson over his body. People are on here slating him for getting an award, or having a steady girlfriend who the kids have gotten to know, but not having much to say about KP's new stripper step-daddy she's knocked up to as soon as the door slams after Leo. I've read a lot of vile posts about PA.

The only reason these posts aren't as near the bone is because PA hasn't given good reason to crucify him... I wonder what the comments would be like if he was chewing his face off in a gay bar telling everyone he's into anal. You's wish... Or slagging off men like Beckham, or Gavin Henson over his body. People are on here slating him for getting an award, or having a steady girlfriend who the kids have gotten to know, but not having much to say about KP's new stripper step-daddy she's knocked up to as soon as the door slams after Leo. I've read a lot of vile posts about PA.

I'm slightly curious as to how one chews one's own face off - in a bar or anywhere else? Did you mean chewing someone else's face off?

And no, can only speak for myself here but can't think of anything I'd less like to see or hear about than Pete discussing more of his sexual needs and preferences.

Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?

aha, so that explains why amy childs was warming up the other day going for a tanning record...no doubt it will be a CAN production.

Lizzie Cundy will do a running commentary for OK.
Claire's boyfriend sorting out security and transport (does Malta have a large number of people carriers?)
Gemma Collins...hmmm...well she will turn up just to get her pic in Dan Woottons column.