Freaker USA

ESTABLISHED IN 2011 AND LOCATED IN WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA,

Freaker USA quickly grew to be the global leader of preventing moist handshakes and sweaty beverages. They aren’t just selling you their fit-everything product, they’re giving you an invitation to their party - a starter kit for a new lifestyle. The Freaker isn’t a strike-at-the-wind attempt to get rich, it’s the background music to a never-ending journey. Infusing life, style and functionality into a drink insulator.

the Freaker

is truly a one-size-fits all bottle insulator! Keeping your hands dry and your drinks cold is the new fashion-jam.

What's that? You have a baby but you also enjoy bum-wine? Is the Freaker for you? A match made in heaven, gumdrop. Your little one’s sippy cup can be just as freaked as your 40oz Colt. Also your mom’s wine and your kid sister’s Nalgene and your dad’s beer & the vase you sometimes regretably send flowers to your ex in.

Cuppow

For SPILL-FREE sipping on the move.Eco-Friendly, Made in America and BPA free, Cuppows transform your mason jar into a travel mug!

We are now selling specialty packs that include a Cuppow, a Freaker and a 16 oz. mason jar! All packaged up and ready to freak, it's the insta-gift that you'll end up hoarding. You'll never have to worry about your beverage's emotional-insecurity or temperature-variants ever again!

Made in the Freakin' USA

Freakers are designed & manufactured in North Carolina

(and most of us were too!)

Headquartered in Wilmington, we truck our little butts 3 hours west to a family-owned hosiery mill in Troy, North Carolina. Why are we so proud that Freakers are Made in the USA? So glad you asked!

1. We really love Classic American Heros and want our children (AKA “Freakers”) to be influenced by these brave pioneers. Like Vin Diesel.

2. We won’t go into the “American Jobs” spiel, but have you guys ever been inside of an American manufacturing hub? THEY ARE THE COOLEST! We are simply in love with all those little knobs you can turn.

the Boxtruck

NOT WILLING TO SETTLE FOR STANDARD MARKETING TECHNIQUES,

the Freaker team asked themselves, “What is the best way to spread the message of cold drinks and dry handshakes?” Their answer was to take to the streets in a modified house boxtruck. Obviously. With money raised from Kickstarter, the Freakerteam made their mobile-lounge dreams come true.

For four months the Freaks went around the United States armed with nothing but bread, cheese, body paint, and a whole mess of Freakers! Everywhere they went people came out to see what the buzz was about. The stylish versatility of the freaker, and the genuine hearts of those distributing them amazed everyone. With every stop, the Freaker Family grew just a little bigger.

They go from city to city to promote their product, they bring the party with them in their awesome box truck/house, the side of which folds out into a deck.

-Irina McGuire, Totally Memphis

the Freaker Team

is a ragtag group of wily neurotics who share a common goal: freaking you. Here are their faces, so that you can better decipher them when they visit your dreams & persuade you to slowdance to JockJamz:

Zach Crain

mr. ceo and ringleader

When Zach Crain was just a wee lad, he had dreams of becoming Robocop. Instead, he invented the Freaker. He consults his dog, Mister Pete, on all executive decisions.

Lauren Krakauskas

director of some stuff; internet explorer

Lauren has a special talent for delusional obsessions. She watches more Vin Diesel movies everyday than you knew existed. Her dog's name is Nelson Danzig Mandela. They like most things. A lot.

Dallas Thomas

Custom Order Management & Design; Harder Than Drake

Dallas is 6”8. Answers to the inevitable questions: YES, he likes basketball. YES, he use to be an art teacher. YES, he spends his time designing things like “party ferret.” NO, he does not “respect” “Drake.” He’s the Jim to Alisha’s Pam.