On Saturday, with a bright star shining in the east, Kim Kardashian delivered a son unto the world, leaving the earth’s citizens breathless with important questions.

What shade of lipstick was she wearing in the delivery room?

How many times was the baby shoved back in for “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” retakes?

How is the little boy going to lose all that unattractive baby fat in time for swimsuit season?

If you’re one of the few people who still care about and defend KK, at least this event proves that Kim is capable of doing something besides just taking selfies and cashing checks. “She pushed, you guys!”

One small detail that was late in resolving — besides the amount grandmother Kris can get for an authentic vial of afterbirth on eBay — was the newborn’s name.

This being the spawn of celebrities (Kanye West is the dad), something like “Tom” is no doubt out of the question. Kim and Kanye leave normal names to gross regular people.

The couple’s first child is named North West, and — according to what it says here on the Internet — she is a girl, despite being named “North.”

So what about the new boy? Online speculation was that he was going to end up as “Easton” after Kim mentioned liking the name earlier this year.

Everyone on Twitter like Kim and Kanye should name their kid "The Sun Rises In The East But Sets in the"

But on the plus side, it beats the other names the couple was considering. Like “Robert,” a name that was either a tribute to Kim’s late father, or to her brother, who’s dearly departed in a different way. He’s had the tragic misfortune of being MIA from the family’s reality show for years.

One thing Saint probably won’t have to worry about (besides a hair-and-makeup team) is self-confidence. This is a child who has a name that suggests a divine connection, and has a father who has compared himself to Picasso, Jesus and Michael Jordan.