Humiliation Review: When You Dick Doesn’t Have a Shaft.

Oh! I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now. I have no words for this… your cock is so damn small! There is really nothing to it at all. LOL! I hardly see any length to it so that makes it definitely BELOW the average sized cock. I looks just little a little pathetic nub. All you can really see is the head of the cock. Your cock definitely doesn’t get me wet at all just by looking at it! Hahaha! Your little cock is just too depressing for me. Thanks for the good laugh though! Definitely not a turn on for me at all honestly. And if you are relying on your looks to save you from this micro-dong? You poor thing… 😉

ash

Alyssa’s Cock Review:

How do you have the balls to actually send this to be rated? What is there to rate? All I see is a puny, teeny tiny penis. As soon as I saw the photo , my pussy literally cringed. I nearly threw up looking at your penis. HA HA! I don’t think I have ever seen one that tiny. I don’t even see how any girl is supposed to be aroused by something of that size. Where is the fun in that?! Ha Ha! Put that thing away, I can’t seem to get turned on by it at all. It just doesn’t do it for me. There is no length, below average girth, and the head is too big for the dick. Gross. Your looks…. not good either.

‘lyssa

Olivia’s Cock Review:

I hope you are ready for your rate. I don’t really even know where to begin with yours seeing as you have such a small package. I can hardly even make out what it really is. It looks like a mushroom with no stem. I am hoping that isn’t on hard. Lol! If so then, I’m definitely finding it beyond humorous! The tip is just way too big and the shaft, as you know, is super small. You are way, way below the average. And I can’t really say much about the girth too, being as it is just as small as the rest of it. Haha. Poor you. How pathetic.

Liv

Katie’s Cock Review:

I was hoping to get pretty aroused but instead I got super disappointed and disgusted actually. I’m already ready for this rate to be over with. The girth of your cock is so hard to determine being that it is covered by the enormous gross looking mushroom that you have there. I find that so unattractive. The shaft looks to be only an inch so it is definitely below average without a doubt. Just saying but if you want to get me all hot and horny, you need to have a long thick hard cock. Yours is just too lame and ugly! Ew. Nice try but see ya later!!

kate

Kayla’s Cock Review:

I hope you are just as excited about this rate as I am! I’m going to be completely honest with you when I tell you that all I find sexy about your dick is the head of it and that is only because it is so meaty and bigger than the rest. Lol! I can’t stop giggling at the rest of your so called “manhood”. Your package basically sucks! Too pathetic and small to my standards. Your shaft is mega-short and the girth is just as small. By far, a horrible disaster that was created. I just don’t know how any girl would find it even the least bit arousing. I think your dick and face are so ugly and these panties are definitely staying on!