Read an anecdote of Burdett's the other day. Said he was on tour once and nipped out to buy some dinner. Couldn't be bothered with much else so he bought a Pot Noodle. Got it back, realised the room didn't have a kettle. So he took the radiator off and cooked it with the hot water drained out of that. All went down alright apparently. Except the fact he used nail scissors to get the valve open and he punctured it when screwing it back in. Had to stay up all night draining the overflow out into the sink when he had a match the following morning.

for a minute at lunchtime. See all of these people in the audience (who are admittedly a bit boring compared to the raucous lot from sunday night). have they all taken annual leave on the first week back at work, so they can go and sit on those long tables at this lakeside place and half heartedly cheer on this frankly crap display?
(I do accept it's still better than being back at work- but I still find it baffling unless it's someone in your family competing.)