Actually, I'd forgotten about this genius media campaignNanFucker could be in trouble. I'll go with NanFucker and Rylan. Who is sick <poor lamb> Could a cynical person say so he cannot sing off? Who? Who would say that? <innocent face>

I love the description of the 'attack' btw: 'his eyes glowed red'. And we've all seen that, twenty feet high.

I agree - Rylan and Nanfucker bottom two but could well be Nanfucker that survives. There is a chance that Chow Mein could end up in the bottom two but if he were pitched against either Rylan or NFucker I think he'd be safe. I have a bag of fun sized maltesers on standby. Am not going to be chocolate-less yet again.

Yes! I'm early enough to join the thread this week! <waves and offers mojitos around for good will>I think it'll be rigged so that NFucker will win, as they're all too scared he'll go on a rampage if he's vote off. Something about him makes me scared he'll crawl out of the tv a la The Ring I think a campaign should be started to get Rylan to win, getting Rage Against the Machine to number one didn't sink the X Factor ship, but Rylan winning it might

Did you really not understand Nicole's point? To me it was very obvious.

Reminds me of Eric Cantona's quote about the seagulls that no one got that was obvious too.

I think Rylan will be in the bottom two as he wasn't that good this week (all relative of course) but not sure who he'll be with, maybe Christopher after his bad press in the paper today. I think the judges have forgotten he was voted in by the public for the extra place so of course he is going to have lots of people voting for him each week as they wanted him there.

Is now bad to say I voted for Rylan this week ( and James and union J) to be fair in so annoyed with how they are about Rylan, no one wanted him in and they did it for t. So now hope he makes the final and he seems like a nice guy.

So how naked/pissed/high do we think Rhianna will be? Last year she wore shoes with Fuck you written on the front, and the year before she stripped to a bikini.It'd be more shocking if she wore a birkin these days.

And how cringingly arse lickey will Shitz be about her "shamazing gal"? Whilst giving her internal death stares?