i) If you can imagine a soothing blend of jojoba oils, vanilla, and WD40 being poured into both ear holes simultaneously, then you will have only been able to scratch the surface of the feast of pleasure that is Katie And Pete's "A Whole New World" Album. Similar in it's ambition to Wagner's "ring cycle" but less German, "A Whole New World" is one of the best sound combinations that has ever been recorded.

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ii) From the delicate strands, between two minds they weave their mesh: a blanket to warm the soul.

iii) I wonder if I will ever be able to gaze into another human's eyes and not feel cold disappointment when I realize that they, no matter who they be, are not Katie Price and Peter Andre's A Whole New World.

ii) I saw a Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz going for just $2,500 and had to order one! From the brightly colored plastic cap to the cheery label realistically depicting the Tuscan countryside, this milk screams quality.

iii) Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl. Oz. changed my whole perception of milk. Being a clever fellow, I bought this used and decided against expedited shipping - I mean, I already have milk, I can wait a week or so for some more. When I finally got it and started pounding straight from the jug, I was pleasantly surprised to find clumps of milk sticking in my throat! Inspired, I poured it into a bowl and ate the rest with a spoon. No cereal required! Now I save tons of cash not buying oatmeal, cereal, or chocolate chip cookies. Who needs them when the milk itself is a food?

i) THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL'S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?

ii) By avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln's unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God's own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul's third birthday card to the Corinthians.

iii) CAN I PURCHASE THIS BOOK FOR THE KINDLE? AND WILL IT BE ELIYZABETH SCREAMING THE BOOK TO ME?

4) Paul Ross canvas printNumber of reviews: 83Why it took off: Despite a lengthy TV and radio career, Paul will always be known as "the other Ross brother". With the released of a print of his face, fans saw the opportunity to give him the glory he deserves.Sample reviews:

i) If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.

ii) I purchased this wonderous print almost 2 years ago & it means more to me than you can ever imagine. In fact I recently had a horrific house fire & only had time to save 2 things - I chose this & one of the twins!

iii)Every morning before I leave for work, I pause for a moment of reflection - a thought for the day, if you will. I look at my 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross and the same thought occurs: "This. Is a man". With that, I am ready for anything.

5) Three wolf moon short-sleeve T-shirtNumber of reviews: 1,438Why it took off: Three wolves howling at the moon - this preposterously wonderful T-shirt was red meat to internet trolls.Sample reviews:

i) I have been wearing this shirt for 2,043 days straight and it smells like a fruit orchard. I have the retro version of this shirt, and I must tell you, I am not inclined to upgrade. Much like Samson in the Bible, the longer I wear this shirt, the more power I possess.

ii) I received this shirt as a gift for my 42nd birthday. I still remember coming up the stairs to see what mom had made for breakfast, and there it was, howling at me beside my Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich and my Jimmy Beam breakfast drink. I'd never seen such majesty before, beckoning at me and sending ripples across my stomach and into my nipples. I was home.

iii) I'm not saying the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt grants you eternal life. I'm just not saying it doesn't.

i) All my life I have been scratching away at paper for up to five seconds each time I wish to write anew. This unwanted delay in 'ink flow' has cost me roughly 26 minutes of my so far twenty one years on this planet. Increasingly disillusioned with the state of the Brtish pen industry I decided to 'Go French' and purchase a Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen. I could not be happier.

ii) "Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to 'try before you buy'."

iii) I wondered how long it would take for the rest of the world to discover this little beauty. My only concern is that now the secrets out of the bag, i might find it more difficult to find a replacement for the one i currently own. For this reason i will be ordering one or two as emergency back-up just in case.

7) Uranium oreNumber of reviews: 167Why it took off: Nuclear material doesn't usually come though the post.Sample reviews:

i) I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems. Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore.

ii) I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

iii) I ordered a can of Uranium Ore to use as a seductive body dust, as it's much cheaper than those glitter body powders you can buy at department stores, and in addition I prefer the gentle yellow glow it gives to the gaudy glitter of those powders. Not only does it stay in place and glow all night at the dance clubs, but the effects of the radiation have improved my life significantly.

8) JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/TankNumber of reviews: 226Why it took off: Amazon shoppers were attracted by the chance to own an armoured fighting machine, and even more impressed by its reasonable price. Sample reviews:

i) I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter. But not this baby, no way.

ii) When I first saw this tank for sale, I was skeptical. How can they pack all that "tank" goodness inside, for such an affordable price? I wasn't sure if this tank was for me, but I decided to give it a try, and boy am I glad I did!

iii) Have you ever wanted to be the dictator of an obscure country whose name you can't pronounce, only to realize you don't have the appropriate armaments in your suburban garage to give you that tactical advantage? Now, thanks to the good people at NAO Design, you have access to a device that can make your third-world conquests a reality.

9) Zubaz pantsNumber of reviews: 50Why it took off: Everyone has a view on zebra-striped trousers.Sample reviews:

i) As a long time Iowan, I do love these pants. I like to wear them for more formal occassions, like State Fairs and weddins. I couldn't give them five stars because they have no american flag on them.

ii) As an animal conservationist and body-building enthusiast there is no better way to say, "I love animals" and "My thighs are so huge and meaty I can't wear regular pants" than with these Zubaz pants. They are perfect for the gym, when regular shorts just won't cover your junk or your trunk. And they are perfect on safari when you want to befriend lady zebras.

iii) Ode on an Awesome Pantaloon

When old age shall this generation waste, Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st, "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

i) Previous explorations of Wagner's vast Ring piece have been unfulfilling, but Di Gaetani is unafraid to thrust deeply and energetically into this dark and forbidding cavern. A highly satisfying exploration leading the reader to a positively biblical understanding of Wagner's Ring.

ii) After so many years of tentative and superficial studies that barely begin to enter the deep and satisfying world of Wagner's Ring, it's fantastic to read a book that's unafraid to go straight to the bottom of it. Di Gaetani situates the Ring within its entire cultural context, even discussing the gross abuse meted out to it by Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd in the classic Looney Tunes cartoon.

iii) There will always be those who are opposed to musical analysis (just the same as there will always be those who resort to juvenile humour, regarding the title). They may suggest that Wagner's Ring is 'violated' with excessive force of scholarship. For this reviewer, however, Wagner's Ring remains quite intact and is indeed tightened by the exploration.