It’s Hobo Wolverine

Because homeless superheroes are all the rage right now, all the rage, here’s Hugh Jackman on the set of The Wolverine this morning where apparently Logan will find himself wandering the streets because clearly liberal Hollywood’s trying to glamorize welfare queens. I bet he doesn’t even eat at Chick-fil-A, commie bastard. Oh well, at least he’s not an illegal alien stealing fishing jobs from decent Americans like that new Superman. How hard is it to build a wall around the Earth, Washington? Goddamn.

Whatever you do, don’t grab the back of his head while he’s giving you a beej for 3 bucks in a back alley.
It pisses him off, the adamantium claws come out, and
***snik! snik! ***
you’ll be sorry you did…