I haven’t had a case in a while, so hiiiiiiire me pleeeeeaaaaase.
What’s that, Gus? We have tons of cases? Scrap them. I don’t like them. I want REAL cases, not something about missing dolls.
…. It’s about a murder? WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY THAT EARLIER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, pst, people, Gus don’t know this yet, but Jules is added to the Psychopatix Pineapples site. Pretty cool, huh?
Like some of you probably know, Jules and I are in love. She dumped “Declan” (still a horrible name) and choose me as her boyfriend.
I will add a special page for us, so you can see how our relationship is going.