Well, that didn’t take long: Jill Duggar is pregnant with her first child

Colour me not at all surprised: Only two months after getting married, 23-year-old Jill Duggar is pregnant with her first child. The fourth oldest of the 19 Kids and Counting Clan got hitched to 25-year-old Derick Dillard back in June and obviously she couldn’t wait to get screwin’ (she was saving herself for marriage, obvs) and now there’s going to be another baby.

The married couple announced their exciting news on Wednesday, Aug. 20. TLC confirmed Jill’s pregnancy in a release, with a representative adding that the network is “thrilled” for the newlyweds. The mother-to-be, 23, is the fourth oldest of the expansive Duggar clan, with two older brothers, an older sister, and 15 younger siblings.

Ay carumba. She’s the second Duggar kid to start her own family – her older brother Josh and his wife apparently have three kids of their own.

I’m not really familiar with this family – all I know is that they’re super conservatively Christian and have WAY too many fucking kids. I’m sorry, but it really grosses me out. A big family is one thing, but 19 kids? Jesus. No pun intended.

Side note: Look how thrilled Jill and Derick are in the above photo. Their faces just scream, “We finally had sex!”