Here at Oxfraud University, we defer to nobody in the physical and mental care of those in our charge. All students on the Authorship Question course must therefore take the following test before the commencement of Vavasour Term, no later than 20th September.

Under the Oxfraud University Honour Code, you are allowed to speak your answer into your computer. Respond in a loud clear voice (we'll hear) and then click "next" for the next frame.