"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of
justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free
liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common
sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bed wetters. We hold these truths
to be self-evident : that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a
Bill of No Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the unearned right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of
wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do
not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone-not just you!
You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably
always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye,
learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE
IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly
help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes
who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do
not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested
in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape,
intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE
VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other
citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right
to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want
you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities
of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right
to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness-which by the way, is a lot easier if you
learn the Country's language and are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused
by the Bill of Rights."

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