Kitesurfing is basically what would happen if that really cool surfer dude and that super smart physics major from college had a child. It combines the physical prowess of extreme watersports with the logic and quick thinking of flying a kite 30 feet up in the air. As in: you are literally manipulating a kite in such a way that it leads you where you want to go without killing you (definitely a possibility, at least according to the waivers).

It’s unruly. It’s dangerous (especially for novices). And Great Odin’s Raven, is it fun. See below, in footage of our aforementioned attempts to learn:

But don’t be stubborn and think you can teach yourself without incident. You can’t. So take some lessons before you buy all the gear. Here’s where we recommend:

Next Level Water Sports| MassachusettsBased in Nantucket and started by a CPA that loved kiting so much that he literally quit his day job to teach full time. Stay in the Harborview Nantucket, which is not too shabby a place to rest your head after a long day on the water.

Goodwinds Dorado | Puerto RicoOn the north coast, about 30 minutes from San Juan, you’ll find some of the best instructors around and beautiful, lush scenery. Stay at the Ritz.

Wind Voyager | British Virgin IslandsYou’ll be staying on a 58 foot catamaran in the BVIs, meaning you can sail around the archipelago to wherever the surf/wind are best that day. You can also hit beach bars. It’s up to you. Good for up to eight guests, so make a party out of it. Also one of the best crews around.