SURVEY SAYS: Egg-tray Or Extra?

August 2, 2001 - As we noted yesterday, our
"acronymically challenged" legislators have given us a tax
bill with a less than scintillating --or pronounceable
--name. Various commentators, consultants and others have
already adopted what THEY think the proper pronunciation
--but we wanted to know what YOU think.

Roughly a third (34%) opted for what seems to be the
most commonly used, EGG-TRAH, but nearly 30% opted for
“other” (more on that in a minute). More than 18% preferred
EGG-TERRA, while 14% had “better things to do.” Roughly 4%
opted for “egg salad, by the way.

Now, as for those other choices, EGG-TRAY was the most
popular, drawing roughly half of the “other” category.
EXTRA and/or EGSTRA was a close second, with the ubiquitous
“egstra ,egstra read all about it”?comments. Also suggested
were EGSTRACT, ECTRA 2001, DEFTRA, TaRRA 2001, EE-GOTT-TRA,
GIBIOM, E-GAHT-TRA, EE-GREET-TA and EG-CETERA. One reader
even suggested we call it : Portman/Cardin!

VERBATIMS:

I am not sure if you heard or not but the technical
corrections are supposedly going to be called ERATA. So:
if we call it the EGG-TERRA ERATA it sounds kind of kinky
or like a foreign language!

Editor’s Note: or something out of Jurassic Park III

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I prefer (a) EGG-TRAY….because like a carton of
eggs, this thing (currently) has an expiration date.

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EE-GOTT-TRA: Because:

1. That’s what the acronym actually spells – why
complicate things.

2. It sounds like something from a bad 1950s movie,
as in: Godzilla vs. EGATRRA.

Editor’s Note: Hey, we LIKED Godzilla –at least the old
ones!

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I prefer to call it the Obfuscation and Confusion
Enhancement, Government Enlargement and Tax PAyer-Hostile
Act to Eliminate Growth bill.

OCEGETPHAEG — pronounceable, if you speak Kyrgystani
[I think] The results may not be too far off from my new
name.

Editor’s Note: Or, as we like to call it, business as
usual

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In keeping with the pronunciation of ‘YOO’ SERRA’
with the accent on the first syllable, it should be ‘EGG’
TERRA, also with the accent on the first syllable. These
things have to be carefully thought out, like:
“tefra-defra-rea”; which, if you put them all together,
sounds like a disease. Clearly, we don’t have enough work
to do. I wish this market would turn around.

Editor’s Note: speaking from the perspective of a former
life, TEFRA, DEFRA, REA put together WAS a “disease”?

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Seems to me it’s a jumble should be reformed to
GRREAT…especially since it will probably help ensure my
employment for a few more years!

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The Economic Growth And Tax Relief Reconciliation Act
of 2001should be referred to as: E-Gaht’-Trah

This is the only acceptable pronunciation in my view,
and I will not rest until the term “Egg-Tra” is dead and
buried!

Editor’s Note: Everyone should have a goal?

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Oh, and this week’s editor’s choice?

“In response to today’s survey, I can say only one
thing- Is your survey writer on vacation this week?”