DJ Khaled n Friendz recently released their single, “I Feel Like Pac / I Feel Like Biggie,” from Khaled’s upcoming album, Suffering from Success. This is a banger so big, Diddy nope, Puff Daddy, could not avoid it.

[Sidenote: Diddy going by “Puff Daddy” for this track is like a guy emphasizing his last name at a job interview because his father knows the CEO. We know you were BFFLs with Biggie, Diddy. We get it. We didn’t forget.]

What if I made a remix of this song for bloggers? The chorus would go, “I Feel Like Perez Hilton / I Feel Like Arianna Huffington” oh, fuck it, that sounds awful. Nevermind.