I recently bumped into a friend I hadn't seen in an age and noticed that he had lost his right leg. He explained that he had been having a pain in the right leg for years but always put off going to the Docs until one day his wife forced him to go.The Doc did various tests and when he came up with no answers sent him to the specialists. After several months of tests they could not find the problem and suggested the only solution was to amputate. He gave it a lot of thought and eventually had it removed. A false leg was put on but the fastenings at the top of the leg could always been seen bulging his jeans/trousers etc and this got him depressed. His wife in her wisdom suggested that he have them made to fit and so booked an appointment with a tailor. As he was being measured the tailor said "What side do you dress on sir?"My friend didn't understand what he meant so asked.The tailor said "Well sir, to be blunt, when you go for a leak and put yourself back in your pants what side to you put your **** on?"Taken aback my friend said "What's that got to do with trousers?""Well sir", said the tailor, "if you put it on the wrong side you get an awfull pain running down your right leg".