Megan Fox compared Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview with Wonderland Magazine back in 2009. It was part of a series of weird back-and-forth between those two. Then Megan Fox was written out of the third Transformers amid speculation about the real reason behind the firing. Michael Bay told GQ, “I’m sorry, Megan. I’m sorry I made you work twelve hours. I’m sorry that I’m making you show up on time. Movies are not always warm and fuzzy.” He also said it was producer Steven Spielberg’s suggestion to fire her. And yet they kept Shia LaBeouf. Thanks a lot, Spielberg.

Now Michael Bay returns to dispense more chill pills about Ninja Turtles. He posts at his official site, “TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!”

He doesn’t add anything to that, but Variety reports Megan Fox will be playing April O’Neil. She beat out Jane Levy, Anna Kendrick, and Elizabeth Olsen for the role. She must have washed his Ferrari really well. (Not a euphemism.)

Can we stop pretending that the Ninja Turtles was some sacred piece of art? I loved them as much as the next guy growing up, but most 90’s kids grew up on the TV show and not the comic book. And the TV show was just an excuse to sell my parents 35 different action figures.

Besides, there’s nothing Bay can do that would be worse than the 3rd Turtles movie anyway.