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I made it one of my life’s biggest goals to never swallow a bug and even went as far to map out my life to assure it would never happen but 1 day about 7 years ago mistakes were made mostly by me and at a picnic while eating corn on the cob a Bee entered my mouth without consent I could have pressed charges.
He was Big.
He was Fuzzy.
I was Sad.

That was the fear but I’m naturally a grain rich entity who’s extremely fertile so there was really no way of knowing.My mouth hasn’t bore any bees since it was violated so I think I’m okay but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t living in fear all day every day because I am.