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Potato Recipes

When the English writer of comic and satirical verse, Sir William Schwenck Gilbert, talked of...

An attachment à la Plato
For a bashful young potato

...he single-handedly grabbed this starchy tuber from the ground and hoiked it up in to the lofty heights of poetry and philosophy. And it is here we feel that this magnificent tuber rightfully belongs, such is its history and versatility. From chips to vodka, latkes to gratin, the influence of the potato is felt everywhere. They are such a joy to eat and there are so many different ways to eat them, that we felt it was high time to compile an entry made up entirely of the Community's own particular favourite potato recipes.

Ottik's Fine Spiced Potatoes

This is a great recipe for potatoes if you love spicy dishes. Anyone who has read the Dragonlance Chronicles by Margaret Weis and others should know this one.

Ingredients

As many potatoes as you'd like to eat

2 teaspoons red cayene pepper. or more if you like it hot

Enough butter to fry with

Method

Slice the potatoes thinly. Heat the butter in a frying pan until it sizzles. Put the potatoes into the frying pan and fry until crispy.

Sprinkle with cayenne pepper. Serve as a light snack or as an alternative to chips.

Potato Flake Potato Cakes

The mainstay of cheap 'scoop 'n' save' shops, potato flakes have many and varied uses, apart from the obvious instant mash and potato soup base - they can be used to make potato pancakes.

Ingredients

Method

In a mixing jug, beat the eggs into 1/4 pint of milk, adding salt, pepper and whatever herbs/garlic/spices you like. Stir in potato flakes until you get a thick gooey consistency which is barely runny.

Prepare a hot, oiled frying pan, then dollop large spoonfuls of the mix onto it. Press them flat and as soon as they start to bubble from the bottom of the pan, flip them over. Keep flipping until both sides are dark brown.

Serve as a side dish with fry-ups or on their own as a good stodgy snack. They're nice with onion in them too - either shredded fresh onion or with dried onion from the same place you got the potato flakes. If you use the dried onion, put that in with the milk and microwave it for a couple of minutes at the start, then let it cool before adding the egg.

Roast Potatoes

Ingredients

Potatoes

Chicken fat

Method

One of the best ways to roast a potato is to cut it into chunks, then make thin parallel cuts on the top.

To make them taste absolutely gorgeous you need to use chicken oil. This is oil that has already been used to cook chicken portions in, or if you are doing a whole roast chicken cook the potatoes in the same dish.

Heat the oil until it's very hot in a dish (preferably in an oven) and put the potatoes in it. Baste the potatoes every 10 minutes and in about an hour you'll have the best roasties ever.

Dauphinoise Potatoes

Ingredients

Potatoes

A small onion

1/4 or 1/2 pint milk

1 egg

Salt, pepper, nutmeg

Method

Peel and thinly slice your potatoes, use a mandolin to get even, thin slices, if you have one.

Layer the spuds in a large ovenproof dish - you can add a few slices of onion every third layer, for extra flavour.

Combine a quarter to half a pint of milk (dependant on the amount of potato) with one egg. Carefully pour this over the layered potatoes. The liquid should almost (but not quite) cover the spuds.

Season well - salt, pepper, and a little nutmeg.

Bake in a hot oven - 180°C for 45 minutes, or until the potatoes are cooked. If the top browns too much before the potatoes are cooked, cover with a sheet of aluminium foil.

Haggety

Ingredients

500g potatoes, briefly boiled, then sliced

1 onion, chopped

Lots of Chedder cheese, grated

Method

In an ovenproof dish, create a layer of the sliced potato, followed by a layer of onion and a good sprinkling of cheese. Season with salt and pepper. Repeat the layering until all the potato and onion has been used.

Place the dish in a preheated oven gas mark 6 for 45 minutes or until it is well cooked through.

Variations of this recipe include having a top layer of crushed crisps (cheese and onion work very well for obvious resons) and chopped bacon.

Stovies

Ingredients

Several old potatoes

An onion

A couple of tomatoes

Method

Peel and thinly slice several old potatoes. Leave to soak in cold water for about half an hour.

Put layers of potato, thinly sliced onion, and tomato in an ovenproof dish, seasoning as you go.

Pour a cup of milk over the top and put in a moderately hot oven (about 180°C) for an hour or more. This is one of those dishes which is usually better for being cooked for longer.

You can also add bacon, cheese, or whatever you have to hand.

Potatoes Done on an Open Fire

Anything barbecued or done on an open fire is guarenteed to taste better that anything cooked in a kitchen.

Ingredients

Potatoes

Method

Take a potato in its skin.

Microwave it until the middle is cooked.

Wrap it in several layers of foil.

Throw it on a barbecue or put in the glowing ashes of a bonfire.

Leave it there until you think it might be cooked.

Take it out and eat it.

Quark Baked Potatoes

No, nothing to do with physics or Star Trek... Serves four.

Ingredients

One large potato per person - already baked, or boiled but still in its jacket

Method

Once potatoes are done (ie no longer 'crunchy' in the middle), slice an 'X' into the top and put in the butter or oil, tuna, capers and onion.

Pour over tomato sauce, then add cream to taste.

Crisps - Recipe One

Ingredients

Thoroughly washed potato peelings

Oil for frying

Method

Method one makes use of the skins that you would otherwise waste when preparing another potato dish. Simply wash and scrub the potatoes before peeling, and make sure the peelings are nice and long. Then simply deep fry them in really hot oil.

Crisps - Recipe Two

Ingredients

Potatoes

Oil for frying

Method

Wash and scrub the spuds. If you don't want the skins on your crisp, peel the potatoes. Then slice thinly (a mandolin is excellent for this) and deep fry in really hot oil.

Fries

It doesn't get any easier than this.

Ingredients

Potatoes

Oil for frying

Method

Peel potatoes. You might want to put the potatoes/fries in water after you peeled/cut them to clean them...

Cut potatoes in whatever size, shape and thickness you prefer

Fry them

Janssons Frestelse

Janssons Frestelse is a traditional Swedish Christmas dish. The name translates as 'Jansson's temptation'.

Ingredients

5 - 6 medium potatoes

2 large yellow onions

15 - 20 anchovy fillets

2 tablespoons butter

3/4 cup heavy cream

Breadcrumbs

Freshly ground black pepper

Method

Serve with bread and preferrably a beer.

Peel and grate the potatoes, then place them in cold water (to help wash out the starch).

Slice the onions thinly.

Grease a casserole dish measuring about 20 x 30cm, then layer the potatoes, onions and anchovies in the dish. starting with potatoes.

Pour cream over and dot the butter on top. Add breadcrumbs and pepper evenly. Do not add any salt.

Bake at 200°C for approximately 45 mins (until the top has turned golden brown).

For a veggie alternative, replace the anchovies with whatever root vegetables you prefer. Without the addition of salty anchovy fillets you can add salt according to taste.

Rosti

Ingredients

Potatoes

Oil for frying

Method

To make a rosti, peel and grate your potato(s). Some people recommend placing the gratings in a teatowel, and squeezing the excess water out...

Get your frying pan nice and hot, and add a couple of tablespoons of oil. Place the potato in - you can do one big rosti, which fills the whole pan, or smaller ones. For the smaller rosti, you can just place small mounds of potato in, or use a ring mould to help shape them.

Let it cook for a few minutes, and flip it over. The starch in the potato should hold it together. It is done when both sides are as brown as you like them.

For variations, you can add small amounts of other vegetables to the potato before frying: eg onion, carrot, turnip, swede... any root vegetable will certainly work.

Raspeballer

Raspeballer is traditional Norwegian dish that you usually find as the day's special on Thursdays. Serves four.

Ingredients

1.2kg uncooked, peeled potatoes

0.4kg boiled potatoes

2 teaspoons salt

3 - 4 teaspoons barley flour

Method

Grate the potatoes in a mouli grater. Mix in the salt and flour. The amount of flour used depends on how much liquid the potatoes contain.

Shape into tennis ball size balls. The balls should be firm but not dense. Some like to put a piece of bacon or fat or suet in the middle, that makes them juicer.

Raspeballer can be served with bacon with bacon fat, mashed swedes, cooked lightly salted mutton. Cook the raspeballs in the stock from the mutton to get the best result.

You might find this dish under other names, depending witch part of Norway you are in: Komle, Potetball, Raspekaker.

Potato and Leek Soup

Simple, hearty, tasty, can be served hot or cold. The only drawback is that it shouldn't be frozen - not that there's ever had any left over...

Don't worry about cutting up the veggies finely, blending at the end makes for a velvety texture and if you aren't a purist, you can leave the skins on the taters and use the green leaves of the leeks.

Using bacon to wilt the leeks in makes for a better flavour, but olive oil is more healthly.

Ingredients

4 strips bacon or 2 tablespoons olive oil

4 cups cubed russet potatoes

4 cups chopped leeks

4 cups chicken stock (approximately)

Cracked black pepper

Salt

Sour cream

Method

In a large soup pot, cook bacon over medium heat until crisp. Remove the bacon, turn up the heat to medium high and add the leeks. Cook the leeks for approximately five minutes, stirring constantly so they do not burn.

Turn the heat up to high and add the potatoes, pepper and just enough stock to cover the vegetables. (The potatoes and leeks will release water as well.)

When the stock boils, put on the lid and simmer for 40 minutes to an hour (or until any dark green leaves are soft. If you are only using the white part of the leeks, you will only have to cook it for approximately 25 minutes). When done, remove lid and allow to cool slightly.

In batches, purée the soup in blender. If it's too thick, add a little more stock (but not so much that the soup becomes watery).

Add salt to taste and a dollop of sour cream. and if you're really not watching your waistline, you can crumble the bacon on top.

Potato Soup with Caraway

Ingredients

An onion

Several potatoes

Milk and/or stock

Caraway seeds

Salt and pepper

Method

Chop the onion and sauté until soft.

Chop the potatoes into little cubes, add to pan and stir around for five minutes or so.

Potato Soup with Herbs

While it might take the bluest of moods to make you sit down to a plate of plain mashed potatoes for dinner, a bowl of potato soup tells a more cheerful story. You still have the comforting mellow earthiness and finely grained texture of mashed potatoes, but the flavour grows in depth and complexity with the addition of simple winter ingredients such as onions, garlic, bayleaf, cream, kale, celery or smoked fish.

Choose one of the same potato varieties you would use for mashed potato. If retailers are doing their job properly, these will be labelled floury or all-purpose potatoes.

You don't need to use stock when you make potato soup, particularly if you include plenty of onions and garlic but it does deepen the flavour. Use enough liquid to barely cover the potatoes and thin the soup down after it has been puréed. This is easier than trying to thicken up soup that is too thin. Milk or cream will enrich the flavour and smooth out the texture.

A mouli is still the best tool for producing a smooth soup without lumps, but a hand-held processor wand is irresistibly convenient for most occasions. Use the wand in short bursts while moving it around the pot, so that the potato is puréed in as short a time as possible. This minimises the risk of the potato turning to glue. Using this basic recipe and its variations as a guide, you can build up a repertoire to last all winter long. You need to use one medium potato for each serving.

Method

Melt the butter in a heavy pot and add the onion and garlic. Cook very gently, stirring occasionally, for several minutes until the onion is pale gold.

Add the sliced potatoes and continue to cook until they start to stick to the bottom of the pot, but have not started to colour.

Season with salt, pepper, cayenne and the bayleaf and add enough water or stock to cover the potatoes. Cover the pot and simmer until the potatoes are very tender and starting to break up.

Remove the bayleaf and purée the potatoes in the pot with a wand processor, or put the contents of the pot in a bowl processor, or use a mouli or ricer.

To thin down the soup to the right consistency, add extra water, stock, milk or cream. Reheat, taste and adjust the seasoning. Just before serving, stir in finely chopped soft green herbs. Ladle into heated bowls and serve with toast or croutons. Serves 3.

Potato Soup with Roasted Garlic

Method

Put the garlic on to roast before you start the soup. Preheat the oven to 190 degree C. Take two whole heads of good-quality garlic, put them on a chopping board and slice across the tips to expose the inside of each clove. This will make it easier to squeeze out the cooked garlic after it has been roasted.

Put the heads of garlic on a double thickness piece of aluminium foil, pull up the edges of the foil and sprinkle with a little olive oil and water. Seal the package and put in the oven for about 30 minutes, when the aroma of roasted garlic will start to escape from the oven.

Take the package out, unwrap and check that the garlic cloves are very tender when tested with a skewer. Set aside to cool a little. Make the soup as shown in the method above, then when the potatoes are ready to be puréed, use your hand to squeeze the roasted garlic into the pot, and purée. Adjust the consistency and seasoning, ladle the soup into bowls and trickle a little fine olive oil over the top of the soup.

Potato Soup - with Garlic and Winter Greens

Method

Roast garlic heads (as described above) and add to the soup (as described above).

When the soup is almost ready, take a bunch of winter greens, such as kale, savoy cabbage, watercress or tender silverbeet. Blanch the leaves in boiling salted water, then drain, refresh with cold water, squeeze dry with your hands, and chop.

Add to the soup after it has been puréed. Trickle each bowl with olive oil or add a knob of butter.

Potato Soup with Smoked Fish and Parsley

Method

Steam a 300g fillet of a smoked white-fleshed fish and pull off the skin. Add the flakes of fish to the soup after it has been puréed.

Season the soup with a little curry powder and lots of finely chopped parsley.

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