I decided to dedicate this year’s Valentines Mixtape to greasy R&B music. To qualify, the songs here had to fit these criteria: The artist performing it had to actually appear quite greasy The lyrical content had to be horny on a cartoonish level. Like, Glen Quagmire’s iPod-level horny The track could strictly have either one […]

When I’m alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall, and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call…Oh! Hello internet! Did not realize you all were standing there. I was having a James Todd Smith moment while thinking about Valentines Day. I made a miniature mixtape this year, as I have […]

This is my first Valentine’s Day in awhile where I am not dating anyone. It’s been pretty refreshing to know that I am not expected to do anything for anyone else on Earth today. The only drawback to this freedom is that it has also “liberated” me from enjoying the sexual payoff that comes from […]

Once again, I have put together a Valentine’s Day Mixtape for your listening pleasure. This year, however, I decided to dial back the sex emphasis and paint an honest portrait of love from all angles, titled Love Beat My Ass. I did this mainly because I have been going through a little something lately in […]

For your Valentines Day listening pleasure, I present a collection of love-inspired music. That, and the most vulgar album title and cover art of all time to not include curse words or nudity. So go ahead: Get some stank on your hand! The track list is as follows: Tweet

One of the best things about being a certified internet geek is that you find out about a lot of great things which can be acquired for the price of $FREEnintey-nine, but are totally worth paying for. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, everybody and their mother seems to have made a mixtape for the occasion. Since […]

Click on the photo to see the full-sized version. To me, the first thing that comes to mind is “Jang-a-lang, JANGALANG!” I know I’m going to regret asking you all to leave captions, but that’s the sacrifice that I make in the name of entertainment! Tweet