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WWE Career Horoscopes

Time to ask for a raise? Or is it better to fly under the radar? Anyone who's ever punched a clock knows these questions can be tougher to deal with than boss with bad breath. Before you tell anyone to "take this job and shove it," though, be sure to read your WWE career horoscope to find out whether to dust off that resume or start picking out furniture for that corner office.

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)

You’re a creature of habit, and in many aspects of life, that offers tremendous advantage. But the world around you is constantly changing, which requires you to change with it – or find yourself left behind. As long as you continue to adjust to an ever-evolving environment, like adaptive Taurus The Rock, you’ll remain an invaluable member of the team. Fail to adapt, however, and you’ll witness co-workers lapping you in the corporate race to the checkered flag. Put the pedal down!

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)

Confrontation can be healthy – just ask combative Gemini Daniel Bryan. After all, confrontation clears the air and leaves little room for ambiguity. To that end, don’t be shy about calling out a colleague. It’s best to address any issue you have with this person straight away rather than let resentment fester. The longer tension remains, the more gossip continues to swirl around the water cooler. Be warned, if you let hostilities spiral out of control, the unpleasant conversation you have may be with your supervisor instead.

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

“Too many people spend money they earned … to buy things they don’t want … to impress people they don’t like.” – Will Rogers

The man had a point. Although job security looks as solid as fellow Cancer Brock Lesnar, there may be bumps in the road ahead. Rather than pick up the tab or splash out on that new car, be sure to squirrel away some take-home pay for an uncertain future. Now is the time to be wise with your wallet.

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)

Adios. Au revoir. Ciao. So long, suckers. No matter how you say it, it’s time to move on. Your pleas for new challenges and responsibilities at work have fallen on deaf ears for too long. You deserve to opt for happiness in your career and to put frustration in the past. Being a miserable sod, like temperamental Leo Wade Barrett, was not in the job description. So pack up your talents, pick up stakes and follow through with a move you’ve been wanting to make for years. You’ll be glad you did.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)

Simmer down, teapot. Although asserting yourself at work is admirable, there’s a time and a place for everything. Remember, a hierarchy exists at your job for a reason. And while your boss respects the extra effort you’re putting in, it’s not altogether clear you know your boundaries. Next time a pivotal decision needs to be made, rather than taking it upon yourself like Teddy Long, also a Virgo, consult your supervisor. Not only will the move build trust, but it could also end up saving your bacon.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Tread carefully. Temptation to leave your job hangs heavy in the air, but use caution in the coming months. Although an offer from another firm looks appealing, not everything is as it seems. Don’t trade the promise of a few extra zeros on your paycheck for the most precious of commodities: time. Like another industrious Libra, The Miz, you’ll regret it the first warm weekend your friends invite you to a barbecue, and you tell them you have a date under the fluorescent lights of your office. As the saying goes, work to live and not the other way around.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Aw, look at you, being all productive and tenacious to impress the boss. Unfortunately for you, a co-worker has been undermining your efforts and taking credit for your work. Got your attention yet? As anyone close to you knows, to betray you, or fellow Scorpions Brie & Nikki Bella, is to feel the scorpion’s sting. Open your eyes to find out who’s taking you out at the knees. Once you confirm your suspicions, inform your boss. And trust that the backstabber will get a heavy dose of comeuppance.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Success breeds jealousy. Whether in social circles or in your career, people gravitate to you and are motivated by your example, like influential Sagittarius Dean Ambrose. Such abilities are invaluable, especially when managing a project or a group of co-workers. Despite the whispers of resentment among certain colleagues, remain confident that you’re impressing the right people, and that the cynics will likely be mired in their negativity – and current positions – long after you’ve landed that reserved parking spot.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Coworkers perceive you as overbearing and bossy. That is, until they get to know you. You’re methodical, hard-working and, like obsessive Capricorn Antonio Cesaro, you strive for perfection in all your workplace endeavors. For those who know you, they realize your actions are not an effort to vie for that corner office. Instead, they’re a manifestation of the high standards you constantly set for yourself. Don’t be concerned with the bristling of people new to your orbit. Your impeccable work will win them over in the end.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Innovative. Independent. Indefatigable. These qualities define you both inside the office and out. As a result, you’re constantly restless, which isn’t necessarily a negative quality. It simply means that, like free-spirited Aquarius Sheamus, you’re not satisfied with the status quo and need to be unshackled both physically and creatively. If you find yourself languishing in a typical 9-to-5, work up an exit strategy. The sooner you bail on the boring, the happier and more productive you’ll be.

PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Get your head in the clouds. Like fellow Pisces and idealist Santino Marella, you have a vision of how you want your life to be, but certain people around you have made it their mission to bring you back down to earth. Basta! You’re never going to know how high you can fly if you allow critics to clip your wings. The drive to help others is what motivates you. Don’t think it goes unnoticed or unappreciated. The more you shine your positive light on others, the brighter you will continue to glow.

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)

The only constant in your life is change. Truer words were never spoken and, like mercurial Aries Jack Swagger, those words ring especially true when it comes to your career. In the coming months, you’ll find yourself in meaningful transition. Whether landing a new job or taking on additional responsibilities at your current position, your wealth of novel ideas will pay off handsomely. Prior to tackling any new challenges, though, wrap up existing personal projects you have on your plate.