It’s not that I was expecting that Amazon would name my debut YA novel a “Hot New Release in Teen and Young Adult Books,” since today marks ONE WEEK until its official pub date. (Hoping, but not expecting). But it’s that Rush Limbaugh made the list with Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims today.

This email from Amazon just totally ruined my morning. Because… literary merit, people! It got mortally wounded by Snooki and today it has officially died.