Tuesday, March 4, 2008

10. Still has Michigan and Florida in her back pocket, Puerto Rico doesn’t caucus until June 7.9. Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter can’t both be wrong.8. Doesn’t want to wake Barack for a 3am concession call.7. Calculating whether she can best pull a Putin as VP or Senate Majority Leader.6. Trial of Chicago fixer Tony Rezko will tantalize the media until Pennsylvania primary April 22.5. Wants to put Barack and Canada on trial for Nafta-gate.4. Jack Nicholson thinks she’s sexy.3. Have you seen Bill Richardson’s beard?2. His middle name is Hussein.1. She might actually win. In the words of SNL’s Tina Fey, “Bitches get stuff done!”