Mom said the French loved the coat. She said she thought it was a bold fashion choice when you come to Paris. I didn't want to get her started on the 'Why can't Americans dress and when they do it size 14's and involves sweat pants' rant. She yells at my sister for her jean's addiction and calls me and says, Can't you at least help her learn to dress and I reply "I'm kinda crippled right now, remember?"

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Traci Skene is a veteran professional comedian and author and an accomplished humor writer and blogger. She was a featured performer on Episode 3, Season 7 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing." She's a regular contributor to US Weekly's "Fashion Police." With her husband, comedian Brian McKim, she is the author of "The Comedy Bible: The Complete Resource for Aspiring Comedians." Her most recent book, "Sometimes Ask A Man," is available for download on Amazon.com! in 1999, she established the influential online standup comedy website SHECKYmagazine.com.