Latest Conspiracy Lie From Teabagistan

For the last 36 hours or so, wingnut sites such as World Net Daily, Fox News, Breitbart, Glenn Beck's The Blaze, and Pam Geller's Atlas Shrugs have claimed that President Obama has struck a super secret deal with Saudi Arabia to spirit that 20 year-old Saudi kid out of the nation under the guise of deportation in order not to embarrass "Obama's Arab buddies" when the kid's membership in Al Qaeda is revealed. Top federal officials have repeatedlydebunked the story, but the facts have never mattered in Teabagistan, where this latest bit of batshittery continues to draw thousands of outraged comments.