Skirt motorcycle ride and spiderman lizard toys

Then there's Grizzlor, also known as the moment when Mattel started fearing for the sanity of its employees. To be fair, a lot of the toys in this line came with removable clothes.

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Barbie Fairytale Fairy Doll - Skirt Colours

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Spider-Man 31 inch Action Figure

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They can take or leave the teenage ninja part!

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But this franchise posed 10 times the problem for toy makers as Indiana Jones -- it doesn't even have villains, per se, or cool changes in costume.

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They started to drift a little from the He-Man concept with this one, since you can't actually see his pecs or crotch, but presumably they're still somewhere in there unless you shave it and it's just one big gonad. That led to stuff like this, a toy of the nameless, shirtless German mechanic who fights Indy near a plane.