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Monday, November 6, 2017

Oaur-Ooung

From an age before demons—from before even proteans—a
Colossal fungal jellyfish undulates in the deepest oceans of the Abyss.She is a being of evil fecundity who births inhuman
monsters from blisterwomb pustules in her bell…half of which she devours on the
spot, but the rest of whom escape to torment all creatures born of souls and
sin…

You’re probably expecting me to invoke Lovecraft here.But nope.Oaur-Ooung isn’t a being out of Lovecraft—she’s a being out of Justice League Unlimited.(The DC Animated Universe was very, very good
at creating undulating blob monsters that birthed horror after horror.
Tentacles, pseudopods, and flying jellies were all in the DCAU wheelhouse.Lovecraftian it wasn’t, but Lovecrafty?Sure.)

There are lots of stat block reasons for a wicked GM to love
Oaur-Ooung, including mythic ranks, near-immortality, tentacle attacks that
reach 600 ft. (hope you brought a big enough battlemat), skin that spews swarms
when wounded, blisterwombs that can birth a CR 20’s worth of qlippoth each day…oh,
and any creature she kills with her slam attack rises as a qlippoth too. Good
times!

But the best reason to use her is that she is a truly
terrifying mother of monsters.Everyone gets that.If you’ve spent too much brainpower trying to
parse the subtle gradations of lawful evil separating asuras, devils, kytons,
and rakshasas, or if you’ve faced a table of blank-faced players as you attempted
to make effable the ineffable horrors of the Outer Gods vs. the Dominion of the
Black, there’s something wonderfully simple about Oaur-Ooung.“Before demons existed in the Abyss, there
were these horrible bug-crab-dog-proto-demons called qlippoth.This one is their queen.In fact, she might also be their mom.She’s a jellyfish who flies.She gives birth to monsters, and she looks
like she’s about to disgorge something the size of Godzilla any day now. Roll
for initiative.”It turns out horror can
be cosmic and from the-time-before-time and yet not make your brain hurt. Who knew?

PS: For those parties not up for tangling with a mythic CR
23 qlippoth lord, she has cults too!Dedicated to surgical alteration, fleshwarping, and consuming one’s
enemies.So that’s always fun.Even if your PCs never actually face
Oaur-Ooung at the table, she can still inspire plenty of lower-level evil.

One final note: In D&D 3.5, the tanar’ri (roughly equivalent
to Pathfinder’s demons) once overthrew the obyriths (Pathfinder’s qlippoth)…but
a new race known as loumaras was growing in strength.Pathfinder doesn’t have a loumara equivalent…but
maybe that’s what Mama Oaur-Ooung is cooking…

To their horror, adventurers
discover that their entire career has been guided—and even, at times, aided and
abetted—by the dread hand of the demon lord Pazuzu.Yet even the party’s holiest allies can
detect no sign of the demon lord’s corruption upon them.The reason for Pazuzu’s machinations
eventually becomes clear: He fears the child swelling in Oaur-Ooung’s greatest blisterwomb,
and he needed to hold a few pawns untouched by the Abyss in reserve to end the
threat the qlippoth lord and her child pose to existence.

The good news: Adventurers
don’t always have to fight Oaur-Ooung.They bad news: They may have to act as bait.Adventurers tasked with returning a long-lost
race of sylphs to the Elemental Plane of Air must first ferry them through the waters
of the Abyss.Such a foul baptism is the
only way to remove the ancestral curse the sylphs have labored under for so
long…but it will put them dangerously close to the qlippoth lord’s domain
unless she is distracted elsewhere…

After repelling an
invasion of fleshwarped corsairsaboard skinwing cutters, a party of
do-gooders has taken the fight against demonkind to the stars.Their adventures have seen them hopping from
planet to plane and back, introducing them to water-tainted dwarf summoners, girtablilu temple ships, dream-farming
dragons, angelic anarchs and a moon lost to oni corruption.But always the adventurers have sought ways
to drive the skinwing fleet from their solar system…which will eventually lead them
to a dead star, an ark made of chitin, and a qlippoth queen who long ago traded
the waters of the Abyss for the vacuum of Birthspace…

—Pathfinder Bestiary 6
236–237

If you’re at all curious about D&D 3.5’s demons, I once
again invite you to check out my series on the best D&D 3.0/3.5 books for
Pathfinder GMs, especially this entry (which covers Hordes of the Abyss) and this entry (Book of Vile Darkness).

Tumblr readers got a preview of this on one of my radio show
posts, but for my Blogger readers and those who missed it, I’ll paraphrase: After
a promising start, October became the perfect storm of bad health (mine this
time), caregiver demands, and unexpected surprises. Please bear with me for a little
while as I (hopefully) start to right the ship. I’m starting to have more
breathing room, but it’s a ways off yet.Thanks.

If you didn’t get enough Halloween fun last week, there are
just a few more hours left to snag my Halloween radio show.No “Monster Mash” here, but plenty of songs
about ghosts, devils, hauntings, and other things that go bump in the night.You’ve got till midnight tonight (Monday,
11/06/17, U.S. Eastern) to stream/download it, so click here!

(Also, while a few October radio shows never got posted, I
think on the whole you only missed one or two, since my recent scheduling woes
also hammered my radio show attendance.)

By the way, please forgive the occasional typos. I am aware of them, but disagreements between MS Word and the Blogger template make my entries nearly impossible to edit once posted. I blame gremlins. You can find a more polished version of this blog over on Tumblr.