Space Gnomes will be returning to the 3:00 neighborhood at 3:00 and Foxglove! Come to our Red & White 'Welcome Gnome' Party on Tuesday night and stop by our bar Wednesday to Friday 2 - 5 for Happy Hour and daytime dance parties! psssst.... we have a slushie machine this year! Let us help you beat the heat with Space Slush!

It's official!Momento Mori Mausoleum and Life Lounge is placed at 2:30 & G!Stop by to contemplate mortality in our coffin, or just relax in our wonderfully appointed and shady camp.New this year we will be offering Burner Baptisms!You can nominate someone that you feel should be brought into the Burner culture (proxy baptism), or get yourself baptised all official like. No you don't have to be a virgin to get this treatment!First official proxy Burner Baptism will be... Mitt Romney.

Pee Funnel Camp - A + 3:15. Come by early for your Pee Funnel and save a trip to the potty! Or, visit just to hang out! Also, if'n you are looking for work we can always use help hanging signs in the potties.

With extreme jubuliation of masses, cheering of traktor women workdwide, drunken orgies in basement of Apokolubyanka Doomdome, Screams of Sunken Battleshots in Kantina, and Braying of Terrorized and Polled SparkleUnicorns in maw of meatgrinder of State, along with respektful salutes from Bmorgist and BRIBHist adversaries...

WE,the current secretary general and night shift second reserve accounant of the Peoples Free Democratic Liberated Institutional Socialist Dictatorial Condemned Cooperative Borderless Empire of Apokiliptika (and Subjugated States, Territories, Islands, and Continents) announce our Joyful and Glorious Return of the infamous KЯЕMLIИ ДРФКILIРТIКД to it's just, rightful and traditional dominating position Commanding, Commandeering, Compelling, and Persecuting (CCCP) all those who dare pass the

PORTAL OF 3:00.

WHEN, not IF, you find yourselves believing you are worthy of participation in your own doom... When you are lonely for that old time torture... When you feel the need to leave those fluffy bunny-banal art experiences far behind... When you have grown to appreciate, nay, desire, nay, demand your fair share of Intoxication, Implication, Interrogation, Indignation, and Immolation... When you realize you miss the good old days of UTTER SOVIET DOMINATION...

You are WELCOME to present yourself to the Politburo, and be thrown in GULAG with Proletariat of Preemptive and Persuasive Power... at ДРФКILIРТIКД

mesabear wrote:I have been with the Siberian Electric Company, on 3:00 for 3 years now, Planning on 2012, wondering who is coming from our hood? VW Bus camp? Voodoo Shooting? Walter? Moist? Flattery Camp? Creme Dementia? Who's in??????? Hoping the best for everyone and the pizza oven kids who ever they are.

I stopped by SEC on burn night with my costco soulmate. We are the two nerdy scientists on the left about to throw up on your wonderfully lit bar top (we didn't). I'll definitely be camping in that hood again!

APOKILIPTIKA is recruiting for new cannon fodder. All Birgins, Ex-Military, BDSMers, and hippies welcome to add their blood type to our waves of Playa storm troopers. Check us out at http://www.apokiliptika.com/

I have been with the Siberian Electric Company, on 3:00 for 3 years now, Planning on 2012, wondering who is coming from our hood? VW Bus camp? Voodoo Shooting? Walter? Moist? Flattery Camp? Creme Dementia? Who's in??????? Hoping the best for everyone and the pizza oven kids who ever they are.

Well, we are at 3 & D this year, as is DeMenthe. Camp Walter is ( I believe ) at 3 & E ? Campo Alegre and Cafe Negro are also at 3 & E !!!

Two Lanterns is on 3 o'clock portal this year, come and see us for an Unoffical Playa Civil Union, Black Rock Temporary Divorce, or whatever. Note to Robotic camp: we perform cyborg weddings ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZduWJM8yGg )

Hi! I'm A.J., founder of this year's Virgin Hooper Camp somewhere around 2:45 & F. Last year I had Stretchy Camp at 4:20 & E (we hung you upside down on an inversion table) and the year before that it was We're Pediculous (reflexology foot rubs). This year I'm keepin it simple - teaching all the virgins to hula hoop so they can look like they fit in when they get to Spin Cycle LOL. I have a pretty small camp going this year and I hope you'll all drop by to say hi.

Mystique's Sky Lounge will be returning for our third incarnation at the Circle K Oasis....AKA 3:00 Public Plaza. We will be at 3:00 & K serving up a host of delicious late night martini's and chill ambient grrrrroves 25 feet in the air. Come fly with us! Looking forward to seeing all our lovely peeps from Singer's Sandbox and the fruit and Vegi lovers Katie & Mark.

Hi Neighbors! Camp Tough Love is back for a 2nd year (we were the Tough Love Lounge last year, but we updated the name because the old one seemed too laid back), and this is our FIRST year as a placed camp. Yay! We'll be at 2:30 & G. I'm looking forward to wandering around and meeting our neighbors and welcoming any and all of you into our camp for a healthy dose of tough love... and dancing.

Dark Nebula is at 3:45 and Esplanade. We show documentaries and fun films at night, have a 32ft dome for events and nightly dance parties, and lots of yummy vegan food giftaways during the day. Check us out and cant wait to meet you on the playa. We also have a few camping spots open if you are interested send me a message.SmoochesDJ Veganinblack

RedRubberTattoo reappears on the 3:00 plaza yet again, bigger and better than ever, ready to embellish your personal topography with any number of incredible rubber stamp images. Check out the Who What Where for events during the week. We look forward to making a more beautiful you.

White trash superstars are placed at 3 and H and I. On a corner. Stop by for some white trash lemonade, pimp cups, sterilty bar, music and shade! Just tO name a few events! More to come:) see you soon )'(

Dear neighbors! Wild Oasis camp was officially but approximately placed at Foxglove & 2:45 (same as "dust & stars"). We have comfy hammocks for you to chill out 24x7. These are huge Oaxacan wedding hammocks perfect for couples, placed in delicate shade, carrying some magic playa dust from 2011 Burn (opens up magical Passages with a rite of choice). We're a neat bunch of Canadians / Russians / Romanians, friendly and cute (no exceptions). Please come and hang-out with us

I am writing to assure you that dust will be even less of a problem this year after we take possession of the playa. Lockdown will commence at 2:00 PM on Thursday at 3 O'Clock and Esplanade. Thanks to our allies at CERN, our dusters are equipped with special particle control enhancements that will allow us to target every dust particle by isolating its bosons. (This may pose a threat to the Black Rock Rangers since they are often confused for giant particles of dust, but at least the rest of the citizens of Black Rock will be able to breath more freely.) Indeed, some are so intimidated by the overwhelming task of dealing with dust that they have even made our theme for 2012 Futility 2.0, but the French Maids remain undaunted. We are coming to dust your asses!

Recruitment can happen anytime anywhere, or swing by our camp at 3:15 and B. We expect to see you in uniform.

Got a couple of great parties going on.. For those of you who know - we have the salsa party, the afternoon party and the Motel is back plus the Zombie apocalypse Events are listed on Campo Alegre facebook page --> https://www.facebook.com/CampoAlegreBurningman

I will be happy to come to happy hour and some classic disco:) Our camp is between Esplanade and A along the 3 O'Clock Portal. APOKILIPTIKA -

On your way to the Man/Playa/etc... come down 3 and stop in. Kantina booze flows... BDSM/Interrogations... Body Painting... Pro Photography studio for you in your fab playa gear... and WTF Radio 99.9... what's not to love?

The 1 true religion is the Napkin religion because it says so right here on this Napkin. (insert visual of a napkin that someone has written "The Napkin religion is the 1 true religion because it says so on this napkin")