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May 24, 2010

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #242

al in la

Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
For last week's winners go here
WINNER
Short and pale and old and balding, the guy from KPMG goes walking And when he passes, each one he passes goes -- ugh.--Tim H

SECOND PLACE
"It's right behind you."-- Rob

THIRD PLACE
"I'm sorry sir, this beach is closed to people visibly haunted by their absurd and ultimately meaningless choices."-- Jared S

"I haven't been the best father in the world; I know that. And I'll probably never understand the life you lead, and a lot of the choices you make. But, if the beach is this important to you, then - well - I want to be as much a part of your world as I can. So, how do I bang ten?"

As they entered into the second minute of their staring contest, Bill noticed the careless wisps of hair escaping Tyler's sun visor, bringing back memories of when he was that age, conquering the world as an up and coming hotshot real estate lawyer, when he would sometimes wear a sun visor to mow the lawn.

Said the chair man, bored:
"You're a Chairman of the Board."
"And bored", said the Chairman, "of the board."
So, the Chairman swapped the board
for the chair of the man, bored.
(And both were happy no black people saw this...oard.)

"admit that the waters Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
Youll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin
Then you better start swimmin or youll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin"

Well, theyll stone you when you walk all alone
"Theyll stone you when you are walking home
Theyll stone you and then say you are brave
Theyll stone you when you are set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned"