Anonymous6: Aeris sez: "Ok guys, this is it! I just had a long, hard talk with my psychologist. I do mean talk though, not fuck. Anyway, he told me if I'm ever gonna have a nice, healthy relationship, I need to learn how to "engage in non-sexually oriented activites with my partner". The deal is, I don't really have a partner since all the guys I've ever been with always end up dumping me or running away in fear after our first fuck. But then I remembered you guys. I mean, we're like the bestest of pals and you'd do anything for me. So who wants to...uhh, you know, maybe get together tomorrow and play some monopoly or something gay like that? I'll let you be the hat, even though I fucking love that hat. I mean, last time Leo and I played I ended up clawing his eyes out because he nudged the fucking hat and I don't like it when someone touches my fucking hat because then I get nasty and when I get nasty, people get hurt."

Anonymous8(6): Aeris sez: "That's cool. My psychologist says I gotta like warn you or something, because I might get alittle freaked out about not having any semen inside me and I might try to kinda rip your balls off and drink whatever's inside. Though, he gave me these semen shots, they're awesome. Like, once every 10 minutes, I gotta inject some semen into my bloodstream. It's bullsemen, but it'll do I think. They call it that because they got it from the balls of a bull.

Anonymous10(6): Aeris sez: "No, no. I'd rather play monopoly. Well, no. I really, really want you to fuck me in the ass but I can't because my psychologist told me not to. Did I mention I ran out of those shots like 20 minutes ago and I'm still kinda waiting for Leo to get back from the store with some more semen for me but he still hasn't come the fuck back and I'm really starting to get this like shaky thing with my body and crap and it's really starting to annoy me and my head hurts and I can't see straight and I can taste like blood or something but I'm sure it's nothing serious just kinda something natural for a girl my age when she starts to grow up and become a rea-"
*thud*

Anonymous19: I'm gonna be one of the weird ones and suggest it's chocolate breast milk, as opposed to shit....someone mind helping me into my white coat? It's hard to tie it in the back like the doctors want me to....