Rod Stewart was hilariously pissed on live television over the weekend

Sir Rod Stewart, not content with looking more and more like everyone's mum from the eighties, has taken to two-footing the sherry before going on live telly.

Last night, while drawing the Scottish Cup fifth round, Rod appeared properly smashed and it makes for a pretty spectacular watch.

Just look at him go! His little face beaming, over-arm ball-drawing technique operating at an expert level. Grabbing the backside (allegedly) of the fella next to him. WAKE UP, MAGGIE, I THINK I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU!

Stewart's yelling of each number - "NUMBER SIXTEEN!" - is exactly how things should go down, not meekly whispering each number like they're trying to relay their pizza order at 12pm to a clearly judgmental Dominoes guy.