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8 reviews

by PJ Jones

***WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses***

So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful.

You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out ...

by Svingen and Pedersen

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4 reviews

by Paul Mathews

London, 2044. Britain is a Republic. President Jan Polak has vanished overnight from Buckingham Palace, just weeks before an election. Has he been kidnapped? Killed? Or just overdone it with the vodka? One man is determined to find out - as soon as he's eaten his breakfast. His name is Pond. Howie Pond – the President’s official spokesperson and wannabe secret agent.With only a love of James Bond films and London pubs to guide him, Howie sets out on a mission to solve the missing-President mystery, while consuming at least three meals a day. But with his journalist girlfriend, Britt, soon onto the story, the race is on to see who gets to the truth first..!Amazon #1 Best Seller in British Humor & Satire, Comedy, Dark Comedy and Political HumorThis debut comedy-thriller novel from Englis...

by RICHARD SKEET

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1 review

by David Belisle

The Liberal red tidal wave of support had receded, revealing a new prime minister on the Hill. It’s the daring, debonair Justin Prudhomme … and his delicious dark locks. Issues pile up quickly. The stuffed shirts and stiff collars need to be ironed out. A hungry media awaits their daily dish and there’s simply no end to the dirty laundry. But that’s all on the Hill. Justin’s wife Josie is busy producing a CBC documentary on saving lemmings. Somebody must tend to the home fires.Enter Marie Bellehumeur. The 52-year-old, chain-smoking native of St. Louis-du-Ha-Ha! has been around the block. Of unemployment. Dumb luck and dumber clerical staff allow her in the door at 24 Sussex.Today’s hot potatoes – immigration, terrorism and U.S. President Ronald Stump – are mashed onto the ...

33 reviews

by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, unaffectionate, and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little president down for the night.With illustrations by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci, Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad--a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president....

4 reviews

by Paul Bellow

So Much Can Change in Seven Short Years…
President Trump and Vice President Facebook scramble in 2023 to hang onto power. Both the man and the corporation have different ideas on how to cling onto control.

Meanwhile, in Chinese Detroit, Buckeye Jones, one of the last remaining human journalists, learns the deal President Trump made with China is not a good one.

As the world reels from the chaos caused by seven years of lunacy, the survival of humankind depends on an unlikely cast of characters and corporations....

by Ryan Redmond

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be a conservative Republican with no backbone, no morals and no principles of any kind? This book gives 8 easy rules to follow in order to become a conservative Republican that lacks an ounce of humanity in their body. Follow these rules, and you'll fit right in with the party....

2 reviews

by Oliver Markus Malloy

Dear Republican, if all the lies Fox News tells you about liberals were actually true, I'd hate liberals too. Who wouldn't?But that's the thing: virtually nothing you are being told about liberals is actually true. It's propaganda, designed to demonize liberals.Bill Maher keeps asking the guests on his show: "Why is the D for Democrat so toxic in red states?" Most liberals honestly have no idea why you Trump voters hate liberals so much.This is why:You're being lied to, to make you hate liberals.Be honest: you can barely tolerate me even using the word liberal so many times in a few sentences, because to you it's such a toxic word. Liberals repulse you. They are barely even human, and definitely un-American, right? You think liberals are everything that is wrong with Amer...

5 reviews

by Anthony Suzan

It really did happen. We've got 4 years ahead of us with The Donald in the Oval Office. But hang in there—it'll be over before you know it!Since the election, many have started counting the days until the end of the presidency of the man who said, "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." Truer words have never been spoken. Now you can count down each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments. Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days....

Are you ready to kill off your lesbian characters for Shock Value?

Are you tired of having to kill them in the same old boring ways?

Well look no further!

This quick, easy to read manual is sure to get your creative juices flowing. This book provides 101, (yes, 101!) different, never-before-seen ways to kill off your gay characters and achieve the shocking deaths you’re looking for! Let these instances inspire you or steal them straight from the book!

Perpetuating the lesbian death trope has never been so easy.

(Yes, this is a satire, and, yes, you should have picked up on that by now.)

by Mad Comedy

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by Michael Jones

I hope you like Part 2 of these chapters from 6 of my 12 books? A lot of people loved Part 1 so I decided to do another. Pick your favorites which are easy to purchase as paperback or e-books on my website link to Amazon. You can download them to any device. I assure you, you will enjoy the endings. www.excursionthemovie.com...

by DJ Lamp Rotund

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5 reviews

by Adephus Exasalian

There is no other element found in nature that has given so much, been so venerated and yet at the same time, so distrusted as that of the Cannabis plant. And like its species cousin, hemp, cannabis is a plant that has been at the center of civilization for thousands of years and only since the past century, given way to crime, corruption, corporate greed and unjust state law. Yet from this plant there are those of us that have seen the light and how we, as a civilization, can break free from the confines of a subjugated existence and truly awaken into a new dawn. Cannabis isn't about getting high, nor is this natural gift a gateway for abuse, but abuse of power; cannabis has had an effect on the human condition and it's long since been denied from us, the inborn traits we have once lost....

by Russell Corey

Whether you voted for Trump or Hillary, you'll enjoy this comedic tale of what happens when a red state conservative family falls for a vacation rental home Internet scam and turns up at the Malibu beach house door of a left coast liberal elite couple, who have no idea who the family is. Through a series of events, the political polar opposites end up staying under the same roof and trying to find a way survive the weekend....

13 reviews

by John Marquane

"If you really want to hear about me running for president, the first thing you'll probably want to know is what country I was born in, and what my experience holding political office is like, and what my tax returns say, and all that Mitt Romney kind of crap, but I don't feel like talking about any of that, if you want to know the truth. And if I'm being honest -- I'm the best at the truth. I really am.” -The Candidate in the Rye One day not too long ago, John Marquane, a one-time writer for the Harvard Lampoon, noticed that The Catcher in the Rye was in fact written in the voice of Donald J. Trump. With just weeks before the November 2016 election, Marquane got to work. The Candidate in the Rye parodies J. D. Salinger's controversial and often-banned masterpiece, reimagining it through...

by Remso Martinez

Why do people hate libertarians? One part of America calls them soulless robber barons who want to stick children back in factories and the other part thinks they are drugged up anarchists. Who are they? And why have regular Americans been told to avoid libertarians and their ideas? Remso W. Martinez debunks the myths, misconceptions, and outright lies thrown at libertarians ranging from the idea that votes can be stolen to the radical notion that you own yourself. From personal stories to ignored history, Remso lays out the facts and asks the reader if these dastardly libertarians are as much of a threat as the mainstream media and establishment politicians make them seem....

7 reviews

by Robert S. Mueller

The wait for The Mueller Report is over. This strikingly designed edition has been prepared by expert typographers – allowing for an optimised, immersive reading experience."From the moment [the report] was published, two separate news universes took shape. In one, the special counsel's report was presented as a smoking-gun chronicle of high crimes and misdemeanours. In the other, it was heralded as a credibility-shredding blow to the president's opponents."—The AtlanticMake up your own mind. The Mueller Report is a must read political blockbuster....

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