This is jessica, its the one with the straight blonde hair, its a little fuzzy.

Wow, dude. If she'd come up from the trough once or twice a day, she'd look exactly like that little Spears whore. You should find out if she'll take it in the rear without a laxative. Have you actually seen this girl or did you meet her on hotornot.com?

Wow, dude. If she'd come up from the trough once or twice a day, she'd look exactly like that little Spears whore. You should find out if she'll take it in the rear without a laxative. Have you actually seen this girl or did you meet her on hotornot.com?

I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

The one from paducah has a car? And she's gonna come pick YOU up for a date? Dude, you need to hit that one a couple times for practice and then move in on the fat spears lookalike. If you can wrestle the spoon out of that chick's fingers, you could both make a living traveling the country as a lookalike.

I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

So let's see...she gives you the most common last name known to people who speak English, a pretty common first name, and looks younger in the picture by about 4 or 5 years than what she tells you...it's a guy.