We Are So Confused By Fergie’s Felix The Cat Dress

Holy Hell, Fergie. Here’s the singer/actress/designer arriving at an event hosted by The Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle a few days ago in LA. You may notice her dress. That’s because it’s unbelievably ugly.

We can think of a lot of things wrong with her supertight cocktail frock by Lady Gaga favorite Jean-Charles de Castelbajac, but let’s start with the Felix the Cat print, which looks a little bit like what would happen if Mary Katrantzou collaborated with Warner Bros. …Only instead of Warner Bros. characters, there’d be Felix the Cat, peeking wild-eyed out of your vagina.

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So, yeah, there’s also a giant tit bow and either the zipper is supposed to look stupid or she got the dress a little too small and was like, “Fuck it. They’ll never know.”