You know what, Heather? I think I’ll just watch my ‘Heathers’ DVD instead. Forever. Yep! That’s what I’m going to do. Go ahead and make a Heathers TV show. Yeah! Great. I’ll believe it when I DON’T see it. In the meantime, I’m just going to pull up a sofa and eat some BBQ Corn Nuts and watch Christian Slater and Winona Ryder murder some teenagers. THE OLD WAY. It’ll be Big Fun. Seriously, Hollywood, why are you pulling my d—?