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WELCOME to HAPPY TO BE...This is a blog about my love of Antiques, My family, humor, as humor keeps us laughing and my every Day life...I hope you enjoy your visit...Please leave me a comment to let me know you Came by so I can visit with you Thank You !!...Hugs and Smiles, Gl♥ria

April 23, 2012

My wife ' s
going to have her baby in the cab. 'I grabbed my stuff, rushed
out to the cab, lifted the lady ' s dress and began to take off her
underwear.Suddenly I noticed that
there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.Submitted by
Dr. Mark MacDonald ,San Francisco

3. One day I had to
be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a
massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five
minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had
died of a ' massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a
patient ' s two week follow-upappointment with his cardiologist, he informed
me, his doctor, that he was having trouble withOne of his
medications.'Which one? ' . .. . I
asked. ' The patch...The Nurse told me to put on
a new one every six hours and now I ' m running out of places to put it!
'I had him quickly undress
and discovered what I hoped I wouldn ' t see.Yes, the man had over fifty
patches on his body!Now, the
instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair , Norfolk ,
VA

5. While
acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,I asked, ' How long have you
been bedridden? 'After a look of complete
confusion she answered . . .' Why, not for about twenty
years - when my husband was alive. '

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Corvallis ,
OR

6. I was
performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I
asked . . . ' So how ' s your breakfast this morning? ' 'It's very good except
for the Kentucky Jelly. I can ' t seem to get used to the taste.' . Bob
replied.I then asked to see the
jelly and Bob producedA foil packet labeled ' KY Jelly. '

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf , Detroit
,

7. A nurse was on
duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
strange clothing, entered . . . It was quickly determined that the
patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery..
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo
that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. 'Once the surgery
was completed, the surgeonwrote a short note on the patient ' s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '

8. As a
new, young MD doing his residency in OB.I was quite embarrassed
when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.The
middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out
laughingand further embarrassing
me.I looked up from my work
and sheepishly said. . .' I ' m sorry. Was I tickling you? ' She
replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . .
.' No doctor
but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer
Wiener . ' Dr. wouldn ' t submit his name....

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Baby ' s First Doctor Visit

This
made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman
and a baby were in the doctor ' s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come
in for the baby ' s first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the
baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed, ' she replied..

'
Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.

She did. He
pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get
dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don ' t
have any milk. '

Thanks for the laughs dear Gloria, they were great!I chuckled and chuckled and chuckled some more!Miss you friend, so glad to see when you post too!How's that cute little grandbaby boy of your's doing these days?And his cute little grandma...meaning you!Big Hugs,Cindy

Hi Gloria....very funny...good for a great laugh. I see that GoldCountryCottage Judy is friends with you. Judy looks like she is moving along. We just found out we live rather close. I live in Auburn. I see you also live in Northern California. It's a small world. I am also an Ovarian cancer survivor. Cheers, Linda

Hi darling, these are all so funny. When Mr. P gets up I'll share with him. Hope you're feeling better and better. I'm sure you're anxious to get out and so some tiquing... I would love to head your way and hit all the wonderful sites and pick up tons of treasures. We know that's only a dream right now.. but a big one.. love you darling.. hugs ~lynne~