Squadron upon squadron of Chinese Airmen take off from fields near Beijing in a demonstration of complete air supremacy.

BEIJING, China -- Military professionals across the globe have been thrown into a panic, since the Chinese unveiled their "ultra-soldiers" to the public this morning at a hastily convened press conference. Bred from birth as killing machines, these fearsome men possess powers beyond the ken of most human beings.

A government source close to PresidentHu Jintao told UnNews of, "the enormous dedication of these selfless soldiers. That they have advanced the martial traditions of Shaolin and Taoist secrets of alchemy into such a powerful weapon, is truly remarkable."

Our source in the Pentagon said, "the Joint Chiefs are in a panic. This stuff is miles ahead of any black programs we've got in the fire. I think we're all fucked!"