Tinta Si Isteri Mekanik: Friday Jokes :)

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28 September 2012

Friday Jokes :)

MUTHU AND THE INTERVIEWERInterviewer : 'What is your birth date?'Muthu : '13th October.'Interviewer : 'Which year?'Muthu : 'Every year.'MUTHU AND HIS MANAGER The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'MUTHU AND LONDON TRIPAfter returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'Wife: 'No! Why?'Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why.'Wife : ?????????MUTHU AND TOURISTA tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born inhis village .. and Muthu said ... 'No sir, only babies were born here.'MUTHU AND HIS EXPERIMENT Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.. First he cut off oneleg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.... The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'MUTHU AND DRIVERWhen Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, thedriver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in theback. I will drive...'MUTHU GOES TO HOTELMuthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the managerasked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard '* WASHBASIN*'MUTHU AND INTERVIEWER - FINAL PARTInterviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'Muthu: 'It's simple.... I will just stop my imagination.'Bye,