WATCH: Mario Batali and Anthony Bourdain Play an Epic Round of ‘Would You Rather’

If Mario Batali and Anthony Bourdain ever want to give up their culinary careers, they have a real shot as a comic duo.
The chefs and real-life friends appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon together this week, and filmed some bonus extras while at the studio—including a rousing game of “Would You Rather.”

Posed with wacky this-or-that scenarios from viewers, the chefs answered everything from whether they’d choose to eat salty cupcakes or sweetened omelets for a year to whether they’d eat SpaghettiO’s every day or never drink alcohol again (“Can I use the can to cut my throat,” joked Bourdain).

The final would-you-rather question posed to the chefs: Whether they prefer to have fingers always covered in barbecue sauce or Doritos nacho cheese flavoring?

“Oh my God, this guy [asking the question], should work at Guantanamo Bay,” said the Parts Unknown star who was struggling to decide. Batali, on the other hand, choose both. “I’m going with two hands. I want Doritos in one and BBQ sauce in the other, and that way I can mix them with each bite.”