Ker-aaazy drama on The Hills tonight peeps! The gang returns from their vay-cay with a whole lotta luggage after Audrina and the Brodester took getting lei-ed in Hawaii literally! It seems like everyone is put on blast in this episode! Justin calls Audrina out for hooking up with Brody. Jayde starts downing Jaiger and dropping f-bombs like a drunken sailor ready for a brawl, before sending Brody off to get rid of Audrina before she “punches her in the BLEEPING face!” Yow! But that’s not all! When Heidi intercepts a text message to Spencer from skankarella bartender Stacie, she decides to take her blonde posse down to the bar to take care of business herself! Call 911, cause The Hills are on fire tonight!

Plus we get a super cool ep of Gossip Girl tonight as we flashback to the 80s, and watch 17-year-old Snow getting kicked out of boarding school and running away to Los Angeles! Back in present day, Blair and Nate attend prom together, but the evening doesn’t turn out exactly as planned courtesy of sneaky Chuck! And Serena and Lily don’t see eye-to-eye over Serena’s recent run-in with the law. And BONUS! We also get a very hot performance by No Doubt who portray an 80’s band called “Snowed Out.”

BTW… in case you missed it, last week on AmericanIdol, Gwen Stefani revealed that after taking a few years off to be a mommy, she was antsy to get back on tour but didn’t feel like writing and recording a new album, so get ready for a No Doubt “Best Of” tour coming to a city near you! Woo hoo!

Monday Night Hot List

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