Somewhere in Moscow there is a white Subaru STi weaving and sliding through traffic like a drunk madman. If you're watching this, Subaru driver, we want to tell you that you're a reckless asshole.

This video was uploaded yesterday, so presumably this guy is still drifting sideways around the city's needlessly-massive communist-era throughways. If you're in Moscow, keep an ear out for a boxer warble blaring dubstep and you'll find him.