Jake's Corner

Khloe Kardashian wants to finalize her divorce from Lamar Odom, but her estranged husband is nowhere to be found. According to TMZ, Khloe has been unable to meet up with Lamar to hash out the details of the divorce despite several attempts. Sources close to the family say he hasn't been responding to calls from Khloe or her attorney. It's been reported that if she can't get Lamar to meet her and settle the case, she'll have to file a default judgment without him.

Believe it or not, Christina Aguilera might be a drama queen. XTina spent her birthday at the "Happiest Place on Earth" and ended up in a heated argument with...none other than...Mickey Mouse. TMZ reports that Christina and her crew tried to get a picture with Mickey as he was going on break, but she was told by employees that she would have to wait. That's when she had a diva meltdown. She reportedly called Mickey a nasty name, and then dropped the horrific, "Do you know who I am?" line. That's when she and her people started making threats to Mickey, so the poor Mouse had to be ushered away to safety.

Chris Rock has officially filed for divorce from his wife, Malaak, of nearly 20 years. Malaak Compton-Rock released a statement Sunday to People saying, "After much contemplation and 19 years of marriage, Chris and I have decided to go our separate ways." The 49-year-old comedian and his wife got married in 1996. They have two daughters -- 12-year-old Lola Simone and 10-year-old Zahra Savannah.

It doesn't matter if you're naughty when you're worth an estimated $200,000,000. And Justin Bieber is. Justin posted a photo of himself in a private plane along with the caption, "New jet for Christmas, and she's beautiful." TMZ explained that it may not be what it seems because a G6 goes for around $60M, give or take a few million. This one seems particularly tricked out, with at least 8 white leather seats, a large couch and a lounge. Lots of celebrities purchase part ownership in these jets, which may be what Justin did in this case.

Dustin Diamond, better known as Screech from Saved by the Bell, was arrested on Friday for allegedly stabbing a man with a switchblade. The trouble began when Dustin and his girlfriend Amanda got into a fight with patrons at a bar in Wisconsin. Amanda allegedly punched an unidentified women, and at some point Dustin, who was defending his girlfriend, pulled a switchblade and stabbed a male patron. The man's injuries were said to be minor. Dustin was charged with a felony and several misdemeanor counts.

Bill Cosby is looking to dig up dirt on his accusers, according to the New York Post. Cosby is reportedly paying "six-figure fees to private investigators for information that might discredit" the more than 20 woman who have accused him of rape and sexual abuse.

Adam Sandler is the most overpaid actor in Hollywood for a second straight year, according to Forbes magazine. Though Grown Ups 2 was a hit, the magazine says, "it didn't do well enough to compensate for the losses from Jack and Jill and That's My Boy." Forbes -- who looked at the last three movies of the biggest stars in Hollywood -- estimates that for every $1 Sandler was paid, he returned an average of only $3.20. Johnny Depp, Ben Stiller, Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hanks rounded out the Top 5.

TMZ is reporting that Amanda Bynes is OUT of her manic state and acting quote, "completely normal". Amanda's family thinks her new state of well being is nothing short of a miracle. In fact, sources says Amanda is off all medications, including Adderall, and she is completely lucid. Apparently, things are going so well that her parents are giving her limited control of her bank accounts. They say Amanda spends her time, "reading, doing yoga, meditation and pilates." Unfortunately, Doctors have told Amanda's family, people with such mental illnesses sometimes rebound and they can be ok for months, only to relapse again.

Gwyneth Paltrow lost out on a job because she doesn't have a college diploma. Gwyneth was up for a job as a Yahoo Food contributing editor, but the company's CEO Marissa Meyer reportedly “balked” at hiring Gwyn because she "disapproved of the fact that Paltrow did not graduate college." Gwyn briefly studied anthropology at the University of California at Santa Barbara before dropping out, as Gawker notes, "to win an Academy Award and make millions as an actress."

Nothing says Christmas like a 59-year-old grandmother in lingerie dancing with her leggy teen daughter. Well, at least it does in Kardashian-land. Obviously needing attention, Kris Jenner joined her 19-year-old daughter Kendall in a strange video shoot for Love magazine's advent calendar, where they creepily dance around in cheeky lingerie.

Kris and Bruce Jenner each kept their own assets as part of their divorce. But RadarOnline says that there’s one thing Kris got from her marriage that Bruce's kids want her to give back. Her last name! A source says, quote, “Even though Kris is claiming that she is going to keep her last name, the Jenners want her to change it back to Kardashian." In fact, Bruce’s own mother, Esther, has also spoken out, saying, “I hope she changes her last name back to Kardashian.”

After almost 10 years together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally became husband and wife this past August, but Angie says in a new interview that life as a married couple is not always easy and bright. Quote, "Maintaining a marriage and raising kids is hard work. Brad and I work really hard at nurturing our family to make sure that everybody is alright and everyone stays connected."

Casey Kasem has finally been laid to rest. But this hardly means the end of the controversy over the care that Kasem received in the final months of his life. TMZ reports that Casey was buried last Tuesday in one of Norway's largest cemeteries. Not only weren't the children of his first marriage there -- there's no word that his widow Jean was, either. This comes amidst a Los Angeles police investigation into elder abuse charges against Jean Kasem. The older Kasem children contend that Jean let Casey's body deteriorate, which would make it harder to prove she abused her husband. There is also suspicion that with remains buried in Norway, U.S. officials will have a tougher time exhuming his body and obtaining physical evidence needed if charges again Jean are to be prosecuted.

I guess no one on Keeping Up With the Kardashians claims to be a genius...because they wouldn't get by with it very long. On Friday, Kris Jenner shared an email that she got from her not-quite-valedictorian daughter, Kim Kardashian about terrible fashion choices her momager was trying to pull off. So RadarOnline decided to plug the email into a Readability analyzer, which calculated that Kim may be all woman on the outside, but on the inside has the brain of a fourth-grade elementary school student.