Drunk Man Charged For Calling 911 Because His Mom Stole His Beer

A 32-year old Florida resident named Charles Dennison was charged after calling 911 because his mom stole his beer. Not surprisingly, beer was the source of the problem in more ways than one.

Described as “very intoxicated”, Dennison threatened to continue calling 911 until his mother was charged. Instead, he was jailed on a $150 bond (or about a dozen 12-packs of new beer if you want to put things in perspective).