The guy in this pic clearly wants to live under the sea, but lacks the gills needed to breathe underwater, so he has decided to wear a fishbowl, complete with live fish, over his head and breathe through a tube for the rest of his life.

Perhaps these fish are his only friends, and they've encouraged him to get out and meet people from his own species, but if that's his game he's going about it all wrong.

I give him credit for having a lot of nerve though, and for the fact that he had the foresight to wear goggles under his fishbowl, so he can still check out the ladies while he's making a scene at the music festival.