Many roadies are convinced that Abe Labourel junior is not keeping up the strict vegan diet listed in the drummer's strict contract with McCartney. Many of the roadies have seen double bags of Burger King, KFC, and MCDonald's coming into and out of the 250 pound drummer's dressing room. A roadie confidentially told Macca's club sandwhich "Abe is a big guy with a big appettie - he is like Chris Farley only without the strippers and crack- he just can't control himself".

McCartney was said to have nearly cancelled one of the gigs of the tour in Washington when he saw several whopper and Quarter pounder wrappings in the trash near the drummer's kit. Macca was said to have been nearly in tears when he exploded "The poor cows in South America that are killed...."....He then threatened to walk off the tour until somebody from the tour fessed up. It was only when Paul Wix Wixens told McCartney that J-Lo and Rapper Eve was scheduled to be in the audience that night and wanting to meet the former Fab idol that Macca cheered up and ligthened his mood.

Many roadies are convinced that Abe Labourel junior is not keeping up the strict vegan diet listed in the drummer's strict contract with McCartney. Many of the roadies have seen double bags of Burger King, KFC, and MCDonald's coming into and out of the 250 pound drummer's dressing room. A roadie confidentially told Macca's club sandwhich "Abe is a big guy with a big appettie - he is like Chris Farley only without the strippers and crack- he just can't control himself".

McCartney was said to have nearly cancelled one of the gigs of the tour in Washington when he saw several whopper and Quarter pounder wrappings in the trash near the drummer's kit. Macca was said to have been nearly in tears when he exploded "The poor cows in South America that are killed...."....He then threatened to walk off the tour until somebody from the tour fessed up. It was only when Paul Wix Wixens told McCartney that J-Lo and Rapper Eve was scheduled to be in the audience that night and wanting to meet the former Fab idol that Macca cheered up and ligthened his mood.

Amen - It's Abe's obesity that makes him a rockin' drummer. I say give Abe a second bag of KFC and BK if he's going to drum like he did on our tour. Abe is a loveable, fat guy who like the Pillsbury Dough Boy coos with delight whenever Mary or one of the mcCartney daugthers touches his tummy.