We suppose we should be outraged about our Boy King Narcissus Odumbass’ recent attempts to threaten and intimidate the Supreme Court into upholding his wrecking ball of an un-Constitutional mess, OgabeCare, but we really can’t quite get to that point because, really… Let’s face it: The guy’s an imbecile. Also, we have a feeling that trying to threaten the Supreme Court justices is going to end badly for him. It certainly isn’t going to help. We quote, from among the mountains of ignorance that was his speech:

I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress.

Let’s start at the end here: What is this “strong majority of a democratically elected Congress” that you speak of? As we recall, the Mangled Miscarriage of a Marxist Muttfuck that is OgabeCare passed the House by less than a dozen votes, and that “strong majority” was only due to one Republican Congressman having to take a leak or something. The Senate it barely squeaked through with 51 votes, and that only after massive bribes, kickbacks, arm-twisting and a Constitutionally dubious “reconciliation” parlor trick. Oh, and did we forget that this “democratically elected strong majority” voted in direct opposition to 2/3 of the population that had democratically elected them?

Not that it matters one little bit as a matter of law. Even if OgabeCare had had popular support in percentages that would look like a pre-war Iraqi election result, was passed by a unanimous Congress and the jubilant masses were throwing ticker tape parades to celebrate its passing, the Court would still be able to and, indeed, required to overturn it if it were deemed un-Constitutional.

We would think that a “Constitutional Scholar and Perfesser” would know those things but once again we’re shown the reason why your college transcripts are a more closely guarded secret than our nuclear launch codes. If it weren’t for Affirmative Action, you would still be struggling to graduate out of middle school.

And “unprecedented?” To use your vernacular: Bitch… PLEASE! Two words for you: “Marbury” and “Madison.” Put a “vs.” in between the two. Google it, motherfucker. Of course, that was a mere 209 years ago, so who could possibly criticize you for having missed that one (and all of the ones that followed)? We certainly know that the Enemy Media aren’t going to, Mr. Constitutional Scholar Superior Intellect.

We would like to say that you’re the most ignorant, uneducated, imbecilic waste of organic tissue in the universe, but unfortunately we know of a life-form on one of the worse planets of the Outer Rim that has you beat there. But not by much.

If only we had a single conservative politician in this country with a pair of balls the size of a mosquito’s, the RNC would be playing endless loops of the above quote until election day, but we don’t. All we have is Mittens McObamney who only knows how to slam, criticize and attack when his target is an actual conservative. If Mittens Arnold had half the hatred for you that he harbors for conservatives, you’d be a nuclear fallout zone by now.

But he doesn’t, which makes us think that you could actually make this work in your favor, O Retarded One. Through careful analysis of you and Mittens’ positions, in the latter’s case only the ones where he’s managed to have the same one for more than twenty minutes, we find that we agree with absolutely none of his, whereas we actually agree with one of yours: You don’t like him much either. But, on the other hand, we’re as a matter of principle unable to vote for something with an IQ lower than something that our Imperial Dog just left in the back yard. It even looked strikingly similar to your own sub-retarded self. But we digress.

Continuing in the vein of “Stupid Shit that Ogabe Said”, we found this over at Stacy McCain’s. Apparently, Barack Hussein Soetoro was talking about Jesus at a prayer breakfast (we’ll leave the rest of y’all to ponder the gazillion layers of irony in that alone) and found it in himself to lecture us ig’nant Christians on the True Nature of Jesus Christ™. Over to you, Cardinal Ogabe:

“Like us, Jesus knew doubt. Like us, Jesus knew fear,”

Really, O Enlightened Biblical Scholar and Supreme Intellect Ogabe?

We seem to have utterly missed the references to the fearful, doubting Jesus in Bible class but, we suppose, if you can spend 20 years in “reverend” Jeremiah “G-d Damn America” Wright’s church without noticing a single word he ever shrieked, which is what you and the Enemy Media (and Peggy Noonan and the rest of the “pragmatic conservatives”) would have us believe, then we suppose it’s possible.

We always thought of Jesus as the Original, Fearless and Certain Badass™. We mean, he was pretty unequivocal about the whole being the Son of G-d thing even when it was an extremely unpopular and dangerous view to hold, which is not the hallmark of a doubter if you ask us, and as to fear? What exactly does the Son of G-d Almighty have to fear from anybody or anything?

We must have been asleep when we were taught about when the Romans came to arrest him and he hid behind a bush, crying out “hey, guys! Can we TALK about this? I mean, seriously. OK, so maybe I went a bit overboard with that whole Son of G-d thing, it’s possible I may have laid it on a bit thick, so let’s just all calm down and talk it out, please. And don’t point those pointy, sharp things at me, PLEASE! They scare the Lucifer out of me!”

Just between the two of us, resident Dumb as a Post: Cease and desist. You’re giving honest retards a bad name.

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FrankOK

Every day of listening to our darling SCOAMF and his collection of utter bullshit is amazing – it is difficult to believe people can be stupid enough to believe the scumbag motherfucker/POS and still have enough brainpower left over to keep themselves breathing. I cannot fathom why our supposed “representation” (house and senate) hasn’t lifted a finger to remove the… Read more »

it is difficult to believe people can be stupid enough to believe the scumbag motherfucker/POS and still have enough brainpower left over to keep themselves breathing.

It is impossible to underestimate the stupidity of a liberal.

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April 5, 2012 06:09

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

There wouldn’t be such a flurry of executive orders if they were not more important than the campaign.
The one that allows martial law to be declared without an emergency is the shrieking alarm.
My money says that when he hits that button, others will hit the re-set button.

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April 5, 2012 06:16

Lady H

The Son of G-d did, and does NOT, doubt. That is the antithesis of ” G-d.”

Perhaps he should ponder this:

John 11:42: And I knew that thou hearest me always; but because of the people who stand about have I said it, that they may believe that thou hast sent me.

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April 5, 2012 07:31

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

‘Bout scared out of my mind with the type of hype they use to marshal his minions.. deeeeevoid of ANYTHING that would betray the real-life results of the conclusions BS requires his sukkers to believe.
I’m fired up alrighty. Not in the happy clappy way.

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April 5, 2012 08:45

Azygos

Ogabelini is busy trying to force my Sheriff to accept the Racial Czar to oversee him in our County. Fuck You Ogabelini and the horse you rode in on. We elected our Sheriff and did not elect some unconstitutional Racial Czar to run our County law enforcement. We will not accept Martial Law by executive fiat you fucking piece of… Read more »

IMO, Zero’s administration attacking Sheriff Joe are motivated by two things:
1) Revenge, for Joe having the audacity to actually investigate the facts behind Zero’s eligibility to hold office; and
2) a test case for overriding and taking control of local LEOs.

Ogabelini is busy trying to force my Sheriff to accept the Racial Czar to oversee him in our County.

If Holder’s injustice dept, goes through with this, then the sheriff should seek an indictment against Holder for accessory to murder. (Brian Terry)

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April 5, 2012 10:51

LC Jackboot IC/A

Things are getting entirely out of control. A friend posited something along the lines of the purple shirts starting a riot outside the SC building when the ruling comes down. Between this and Ogabe’s fanning the flames of the Martin case in Florida, we just might be heading for that Perfect Storm that we all don’t want to think about,… Read more »

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April 5, 2012 10:53

Mark12A

FrankOK says: I cannot fathom why our supposed “representation” (house and senate) hasn’t lifted a finger to remove the bastard from office – sure, with the present balance of power said attempt would undoubtedly fail but at least it’d be an old fashioned try… And then Il Douche would whine to all his minions and obots about how the eeeevilll… Read more »

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April 5, 2012 11:01

FrankOK

Mark12A says: FrankOK says: I cannot fathom why our supposed “representation” (house and senate) hasn’t lifted a finger to remove the bastard from office – sure, with the present balance of power said attempt would undoubtedly fail but at least it’d be an old fashioned try… And then Il Douche would whine to all his minions and obots about how… Read more »

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April 5, 2012 11:33

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain

His Majesty’s point about the timidity of the Republican Party really concerns me. Because it’s true. Reagan was the quintessential anti-establishment Republican when he ran against another very weak Democrat candidate, Jimmy Carter. He essentially blistered his failed record over and over again. In the debates, he had Carter equivocating and blathering in ways that the American people interpreted as… Read more »

I was particulary proud of his backpedal, citing another case that he said was from the 30’s (Lockner). First, the case was 1905, and it was Lockner v. New York…not even a federal case (HT to Rush). This stoopid mother fucker claims to have been a Constitutional Law scholar and professor??? All he’s doing is throwing shit out there to… Read more »

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April 5, 2012 13:01

FrankOK

Cactus Jack says: … snip This stoopid mother fucker claims to have been a Constitutional Law scholar and professor??? All he’s doing is throwing shit out there to sound good, hoping that nobody in the entire fucking free world has ever actually studied Constitutional Law so he won’t be “outed” on his bullshit. … snip What would one expect with… Read more »

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April 5, 2012 13:28

FrankOK

Der Fubar

I love it!!

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April 5, 2012 13:29

lc purple raider

Cactus Jack says: This stoopid mother fucker claims to have been a Constitutional Law scholar and professor??? I understand you can get Harvard Law Degrees out of Cracker Jack Boxes.FrankOK says: What I’d like to know is why this particular pile of shit (presently in office) was singled out or if he was simply one of God knows how many… Read more »

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April 5, 2012 13:48

LC SecondMouse

Pleased to be of service, my Liege.

Sir IC, funny stuff. This president must hold the record for pejorative nicknames accumulated in a single term, and may have lapped the field. Can we get that into Guinness?

Indeed. I used to say he has the Reverse Midas touch, in that what he touches turns to sh*t .. but even that seems tame for him.

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April 5, 2012 14:44

LC SmokeyBehr

He claims that the Congress were all “democratically elected”, but 5 of the Senators that voted for ZeroCare were appointed by Dhimmicrat governors.

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April 5, 2012 14:54

bruce

if mittens does not tear bongo a new ass hole for his failed role as leader of the free world and his purposly trying to bankrupt us with the purchase of unicorn farts we might end up with bongo for 4 more years.should bongo steal another 4yrs he will start a civil war over the second amendment.

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April 5, 2012 17:41

Cannon Fodder

It still gets me that everyone in the conservative blogosphere isn’t screaming about the fact that he has already been outed as constitutionally unqualified to even BE IN THAT OFFICE! That motherfucker isn’t even a NATURAL BORN citizen! He is a citizen at best, but the constitution requires natural born status! After that was brought out in the Georgia courts… Read more »

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April 5, 2012 17:51

LC Gladiator

It’s going to get worse folks. Much worse. The most crime-ridden element in our society has now been informed by the president and his attorney general that they no longer have to abide by the laws governing the rest of us. Unmitigated hell is about to descend upon our nation.

.should bongo steal another 4yrs he will start a civil war over the second amendment.

ENFORCED BY THE MILITARY ??? !!!???

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April 5, 2012 22:21

Draven32

I think I figured it out.

The SCOAMF and hi s cronies all consider the Consitution to be like the Pirate’s Code from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies… not actual rules, but more like guidelines to be worked around and ignored when they see fit.

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April 6, 2012 20:20

LC Xystus

Ein Volk, einReich, ein Fubar! LC Cheapshot911: There wouldn’t be such a flurry of executive orders if they were not more important than the campaign. The one that allows martial law to be declared without an emergency is the shrieking alarm. My money says that when he hits that button, others will hit the re-set button. Deus Vult! LC Gladiator:… Read more »

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April 7, 2012 16:50

LC Xystus

And another thing: how many of of the opposition are, like us, willing to die for their respective cause (if they have one)?