In any event, the whole idea of pizza in a bowl is pretty unappetizing to me to begin with. Adding toppings doesn't seem to really work, and once you subract apostrophes, it gets all fouled up. I don't think I'll be watching this game. But I am indeed hungry now.

You sponsor a college bowl game but have the crummiest commercial concept - "Hi, we're on a farm and have vintage trucks and a nice red barn. Here is where we grow all the ingredients that eventually go into your pizza." Lame. I don't think many people modernly even understand where food actually comes from in the first place. Fail.