Jane: My DM always said the grapple rules came in an extra sourcebook. And refused to purchase it. They've been core all this time?
Captain Obvious: Yep. He may have been justified in not using them, though.
Sign reads: Enervation is the magic spell I am casting, which is a magic spell and is magical.

Captain Obvious: Enervation is the magic spell I am casting, which is a magic spell and is magical! You can't counterspell since you're still in the prone position! I have a cape which is red and says CO on it!
Same sign.