WARNING: ADULT CONTENT Some of these are very dirty jokes. If you think you will be offended please leave now.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Barack Obama walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.

"Well it all started when Michele and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to look for it, I saw the ball stuck in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake."