Tomorrow’s Celebrity Offspring Today: The Trump-Kushner Baby!

Illustration by Hamish Robertson.Real-estate scions Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are expecting their first child, according to a tweet written by the former. “I have been wanting to share some amazing news with you all some time ... I’m pregnant! Jared and I couldn’t be more excited,” she wrote today. So are we! So thrilled, in fact, that we could not wait another nine months to meet their forthcoming offspring. Thanks to the RoutanBabymaker3000, we were able to generate an image of tomorrow’s celebrity offspring today!

Unfortunately, there’s no way to preview little Moshe Sterling Kushner’s New York Observer pre-school gossip column.