DMX arrested for identity theft

DMX must love getting arrested. He was picked up Saturday at a Phoenix mall on suspicion that he gave a hospital a fake name and social to duck paying for his visit, according to the AP:

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, went to Scottsdale’s Mayo Clinic in April, he used the name “Troy Jones” and failed to pay a $7,500 bill.

DMX finally cashes in the “Ha ha, nobody knows my real name” and wins a pot full of FAIL. And the worst part is, he wasted it on a seven grand hospital bill. Way to shoot for the stars, big guy. You could’ve at least hustled yourself a helicopter. Or, if you’re the practical type, a swimming pool shaped like a robot: “BEEP BOO BOP I’m full of water.”

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club “R I C H L O V I N G.C O M” for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I’ve been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol

Come on, people, let’s show a little more sophistication here. Blaming this guy for what he did is like hitting your cat when you come home and find the rug clawed up. It might make you feel better, but the animal in question doesn’t have the mental capacity to understand cause-and-effect and is merely following its instincts. I mean, look at him. It’s amazing we’re considered the same species.

#3,
what planet are u from? it’s quite possible he doesn’t have the money..
as you should all know by now, the more the poor men brag about $, bling, ho’s, etcc in rap videos (which are made for other poor poeple), the less of it they have in real life. or if they actually ever make the money, they blow it all in an instant trying to show off