I have rights you know, you lack-tose-intolerant pygmy toad fisherman who has never taken a bath! If you look in the idctionary for a description of yourself, look down 'i', for idiot! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

You're so ugly you have a part-time job turning milk into butter with your face!!! When you were having your passport photo done, the camera grew legs and ran off! Warthogs send you valentines cards! You never used a weedkiller, as they just shrivelled up when you walked past them! If brains could be recycled, you would only need a frozen pea!!!!!!!!! BOOO!!!!!!

You sir/lady/whatever are a very Ugly person with a capital "U" since when people look at you they like turn into little babies and cry. And your smell reminds me of expired butter toast. What's the matter, can't you talk? Oh, wait! PLEASE don't talk, you'd have to open your mouth for that and your breath simply STINKS, what tooth paste are you using? NO WAY! That's expired motor oil you're using not tooth paste, and close your mouth!