Genius Invention Will Cure Your Need To Have Your Phone In Your Hand At All Times

If you can’t master the will to unclench your fingers from around your smartphone, you have a problem. The NoPhone is here to help.

Creators of the NoPhone, currently accepting donations through a Kickstarter page, have proposed a 3D, tech-free phone surrogate.

The shiny black rectangle is reminiscent of a sleek Android or iPhone, but has all the value of a paperweight.

If you compulsively need to feel your phone in your hand, the NoPhone can be a substitute. It’s an appropriately heavy weight in your pocket or purse, letting you feel a phone without actually enabling you to use one.