Yesterday’s Most Uncomfortable Conversation, Overheard at Work (the Abridged Version)

“Would you buy used underwear?”

“No… unless it was from a young, Asian girl.”

Not the words I want to hear coming from my boss’ mouth. Ever. Please keep your pedestrian fetishes between you and your wife.

Unless you’re talking about autoerotic asphyxiation involving automobiles, I don’t want to hear about it. At home or at work. If it is, on the other hand, about autoerotic asphyxiation, then I have books about it and thus would have something to add.