Fast and Furious 5 is Most Definitely Happening

“And then I said ‘Yeah I’ll make a fifth movie, but you have to kill off Michelle Rodriguez in this one.’ ”

Sure everyone thought the abysmally performing third movie in the Fast and Furious series would be the last. Then when Diesel and Walker came back, the fourth film HAD to be the final go-round, right?

Welllll, funny thing happened. THAT movie is going to make at least $200 million, so you know that what that means…keep that money train rolling! Here’s what Walker had to say about the fifth film, which has apparently skipped the rumor stage entirely and is a flat out fact at this point:

“Vin and I will be coming back, we’re making a fifth one, and we’re going to Brazil, that’s it.”

Damn, I guess they must have cut them both a check right after opening weekend to get a turnaround time that quick. Michelle Rodriguez has to be pissed. It’s alright Michelle, a few hundred hot Brazilian women could never replace you. Oh wait, yeah, actually they can.

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10 Comments

KaseyApril 13, 2009

hell no they cant keep Letty out they have to bring her back somhow. the next movie is going to flop without her!
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