Eva Mendes hates fur with her nudeness

Eva Mendes is the new face of PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. What an awesome coincidence. I, too, would rather see Eva Mendes go naked than wear fur. To prove how much I hate fur, I hunted down a bunch of forest creatures and put them in a wood chipper. Yeah, let’s see someone make a coat out of them now. I should be the president of PETA. I get shit done.

I wonder if she even had to show up for that “picture?” PETA’s campaign would probably get more attention if they used pictures that weren’t photoshopped so much. I bet she looks way better in the original.

Also, look at that ass. Now, imagine it spraying diarrhea after eating too many chorizo burritos for breakfast. Is she hot now??? ‘Cause I can guarantee that’s happened at some point in this bitch’s life.