Women

I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping crap about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.But most of all I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little snots made that way by our society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them screwing up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and bang him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly sluts, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless guys thinks the same thing. When you watch your roommate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.

Hahaha!I was sure this was some kind of joke like the church lady druing the floods. But after reading it a 2nd time it seems we have a real sad little boy that is one bad choice away from jail for rape.Get help.

Bravo sir,you made some excellent points...2 things in this town u need 1.Get a rich father 2.Have that father buy you a truck it sounds crazy but thats all u need in this town dumb rednecks get all the girls for some reason the same with blacks but intellectual,hard working,and all around good guys get crapped on by these prissy girls who never had to work for anything...i hate the amount of girls that dont work and dont have to worry about wrecking their 30k car...i have worked my whole life and too see some1 who the heaviest thing they lifted is some dudes junk live better than me repulsive!!!!!lay on ur back, shut up....and make babies

And girls want to bang alpha males. Let it tick you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you touch her beyond that?Yeah, I'm banging her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm banging her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

I'm an Alpha male folks.And girls want to bang alpha males. Let it tick you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you touch her beyond that?Yeah, I'm banging her.The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm banging her too, even harder.The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

Whats even funnier is, when these high school/college punks are away, I am there to satisfy their mom, even when dad is at work ;)

I'm an Alpha male folks.And girls want to bang alpha males. Let it tick you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you touch her beyond that?Yeah, I'm banging her.The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm banging her too, even harder.The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

To thine own self be true - vive l'Alpha. We do love them...even, or maybe especially, when they're talking like this.

As for the initial post in this thread...dude either hates women because he wants sooooooooooo badly to be one and isn't, or he's gay and doesn't want to be...hating on the women for not "making" him feel attracted to them like he thinks he should be. Either way, there are some serious issues going on there...

I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping crap about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.But most of all I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little snots made that way by our society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them screwing up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and bang him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly sluts, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless guys thinks the same thing. When you watch your roommate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.

You really need to talk to someone. A post like this is a cry for help. It makes you sound capable of violence against women!!! Life isn't so easy for all women. What about the average girl who isn't going to jump in bed with just anyone? The one looking to date, get serious, married, and have a family. Your post seems to imply you are mad because you want sex and can't get it. One word dude, hooker! Solves your problem, you get to be in charge, and she'll even listen to your problems afterward!

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