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Tuesday, 10 January 2017

Mental

As a rational, middle aged, heterosexual cis-male white
man, there are many issues about which I am actually not allowed to have an
opinion. Mental illness is one of them, so here it is; it’s mostly bollocks. If
you were offended at this point you may be a bit doo-lally yourself; I didn’t
say it was all bollocks, just mostly. Mostly because if you treat every bit of instability
every bout of sadness, every losing-it moment as a condition warranting medical
attention, then you must be insane. But hey, in a world where everybody requires
their own individual, highly personalised, bespoke bit of disadvantage in order
to ‘compete’ it is little wonder that eventually the madness would filter up to
government level.

Theresa May is putting the crazy back into constituency,
the wacky back in ward and the barmy in the ballot box by a token financial gesture
towards mental well-being that has already produced demands for even more.
Because, of course, that’s the way with the welfare state; once you open up
another box of bonkers, there’s no telling where it will lead. Actually, that’s
a bare-faced lie; we already know exactly where it will lead. Case after nutcase
will grab the population’s imagination as the scope of Project Mental Britain
creeps until no lunacy goes unrewarded. It’s your human rights, innit?

Mad axe murderers, gibbering psychotics and howlers at
the moon are clearly a danger to themselves and others. It’s not them we’re
worried about. Oh, except maybe for the axe jobbies, because insanity has long
been a basis for criminal defence. Indeed, many recent unfortunate incidents of
the jihadi Joe variety have been excused on the grounds of poor mental health, or
as it is more widely known, islam.

But I digress. The point is that, like learning
difficulties, the sort of mental health that May is inexpertly pontificating
about exists in a continuum; there isn’t one position on the scale at which
shyness becomes pathological; there isn’t a dividing line between anxiety and
clinical depression. And while awareness is all well and good, bringing it into
the classroom as has been suggested is akin to what has happened with education;
nowadays if you don’t have a special educational need you have to struggle
along all by yourself.

So watch the list of mental maladies grow with each
passing year, each providing fodder for a burgeoning industry. Think I’m making
too much of this? Then consider the growth of counsellors, life coaches and
desperate chancers, all cashing in on the insecurities and snowflakery of the
upcoming generations. If neuroses are going to be the basis for the new age
cuckoo community then almost by definition the following are mentally ill: toddlers,
teenagers, fatties, goths, lefties, the socially awkward, serial fad-followers,
cat ladies, loners, hypers, ghost-hunters, god-botherers and anybody who leans
on the crutches of difference.

The low self-esteem machine has been steadily churning
out inadequates ever since some people realised there was money to be made in
identifying and labelling the normal fears we all have as treatable... for a
price. According to recent reports, seventeen million man-hours a year are lost
through mental ill health – or is that actually immeasurable bollocks? And how
come those who study aberrations of the unbalanced variety are invariably needy,
unstable nutters themselves?

But, if we are going to formalise hysteria at a national level
and classify it so as to allocate funding we need a more accurate metric. I
propose The Streep; a unit of self-harming self-delusion at which fantasy and
reality become sufficiently indistinguishable as to be capable of affecting everybody
in the room. After all, if going bananas is going to be taken seriously we need
to consider the very real probability that it is contagious; it could affect
the whole bunch. So line up for your sick note, form a disorderly queue, get
your diagnosis here and pick up your cash from the chemist; you’d be mad not
to.

4 comments:

What your article and others say about current human behaviour is that our society and others in the West are changing in a way that is not an improvement like other changes in the past have been. In fact what they are saying is that we have reached the limits that our society can achieve.

Not that we do not have the ability to achieve more and to do so endlessly but forces have intervened to rob us of those abilities. Our ability for technological progress has not been muted(although those same forces are working on that) it is our intellectual abilities to reason logically and objectively at the social level that have been compromised.

It is probably our not yet diminished technological abilities are to blame for the decline in our social abilities. They have made us too wealthy and secure which has made us lazy, decadent and only too prepared to off load our responsibilities and thinking onto any bodies that are prepared to accept them. So we have given the state and other self serving groups the power to act on our behalf and make our decisions for us. Those bodies to keep their position come up with ever more seemingly impressive means to improve our indolent lives and we lap them up oblivious to the fact that they will ultimately impoverish us.

There is only one form of mental teaching and support that should be given to children and adults alike.It is mindfulness of the self supporting self sustaining accepting type promoted by Eckhart Tolle . All else is insanity .