Wednesday Worst! MTV Awards Edition

Morning folks. Happy Wednesday! Or as so many people like to cooly call it, “Hump Day.” Happy whatever, it’s the middle of the week. Womp, womp. So this past Sunday was the MTV movie awards. And while we all know that this particular awards show isn’t exactly ranking high on the glamourous meter, there are still some fashion disasters that seem highly unnecessary. Let’s take a look shall we?

I’m going to be completely honest here, I don’t even know who this girl is. I have no idea what she starred in, or not in, but this look as a whole is a miss for me. If we take her from the neck down, it’s not so bad for me, but we need to chop off the excess neon tail she seems to have going on here. I like the idea of the dress, and the clutch that grabs the attention of her shoes, but it’s not enough. From the neck up, this is frightening. She clearly has small eyes so the over-doing of the eye makeup makes her look like she doesn’t even have eye sockets. And the Snooki bump? Yowza. So Jillian Rose Reed… I apologize, because I really don’t know you, but this is awful for me.

Aw, Susan Sarandon… what in the hell were you thinking with this outfit? Don’t even try to play the age card here little lady, because we’ve all seen Meryl Streep light up a room more times than we can count. She looks like she went shopping with Beetlejuice before the awards show. I wish the shoes offered some salvation, but no. Not at all. They’re just an extension of her horribly printed pant suit. I just can’t even look at this much longer, it gives me vertigo.

There we have it. I’m going to add two more down here as (not so honorable) mentions. They’re bad, but not terrible. Well, one is terrible, the other is bad.

This is a totally typical outfit for Brooke Hogan, isn’t it? Doesn’t change the fact that it’s horrendous. Even if it is only for the MTV Movie Awards. And Mila… poor Mila! I love the print of the dress but the fit is all wrong and for some reason her hair makes her look chubby? Or is she chubby here? I’m not sure what’s going on, but neither of these work for me either.

These are my worsts for the week. Whatcha think? I didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards because a friend of mine was in the Miss USA pageant this past Sunday (Michelle, Miss NJ, top 10! woot woot, so proud of her!) so I chose to watch that over this lamely dressed awards show. BUT on the other hand, it did offer me some good ones for Friday Favorites. One of which just happens to be a guy! So I’m excited for that, hah. Stay tuned friends! See you tomorrow. Kisses.