Country Stars You Want On Your Side In A Bar Fight

Zac Brown may sound smooth and act reserved, but someone who wears a tossle cap no matter what the temperature... has a screw loose somewhere.

Tim McGraw

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Sure, he seems like a down-home country boy that wouldn't hurt a fly, but I'm bettin' there's a side to him that you don't want to mess with. The black hat is a subtle warning.

Taylor Swift

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Shocked? Don't be. At the very least you want her on your side because she is bound to write a hit song about the person she fought. Plus she's got reach! You can't fight someone you can't get close to!

William Lee Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys

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Just look at him. The intimidation factor is enough to want him on your side in a bar fight.

Dierks Bentley

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Dierks would be great in a bar fight. He strikes me as the one who would add the comic relief to any situation. Plus, chances are he'd be drunk enough to take on the big guys for ya!

Blake Shelton

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Have you read some of his tweets? Blake speaks his mind and I don't think he'd hold back if you pushed him enough to get him to fight. He is also huge.

Jo Dee Messina

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Her 'Give A Damn' was busted a couple of years ago and I think if you crossed her, something else might end up busted too.

Tanya Tucker

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She simply looks like she'd kick your butt, so why not turn that energy away from you.

Eddie Montgomery

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Eddie is a big guy. And if he can't put a hurtin' on someone, all he has to do is throw that giant black hat like a frisbee and anyone in it's path is down for the count. It would be like fighting an amish grizzly bear.

Eric Church

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He would probably drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke then punch a little in your face.

Travis TrittIf you dressed like this you would probably get in a lot of fights. Something tells me Travis has some experience.

Charlie Daniels

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Charlie could open up a can of southern-fried whoop-ass on someone.

Gretchen Wilson

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This is one tough redneck woman - who wouldn't want her on their side. She is more of a man than you.

Hank Williams Jr.

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A legendary bad-a$$ of country music who does things the way he wants. Plus, he has a bunch of rowdy friends - he's got back up.

Merle Haggard

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One of country music's original Outlaws'. That should be enough reason in itself to want Merle to be fighin' with you and not against you.

Reba

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She seems as sweet as apple pie - and according to the stories I've heard about her - she is! But this fiery red head doesn't look like she'd take any crap from anyone. She'd kick your ass then ask, "You alright Darlin'?".

Waylon Jennings

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If we're going with all-time country stars, how can you not include Waylon? If there's a bar fight in heaven, he's one you want to have your back.

Johnny Cash

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'The Man In Black'. Another country music legend who I'm sure could toss a few back and throw a few punches when needed in his day.

Little Jimmy Dickens

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Surprised? Ha! Don't be. Knee caps and shins hurt when kicked. Little Jimmy covers your enemy from a level you may not have thought of.

Trace Adkins

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Do a wikipedia search on Trace and take a look at the injuries this 6' 6" cowboy has survived. Fighting Trace would be like fighting an SUV... or even an RV... better yet, a tank.

Miranda Lambert

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Really - you need to ask why? One word: Kerosene.

Jamey Johnson

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Doesn't Jamey just look like someone you don't want to mess with? Imagine getting on his bad side at a bar? Take it a step further - what if he had his dog with him? Yep, Jamey is definitely someone you want on your side in a bar fight.

Toby Keith

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If there were a modern day "outlaw" movement in country music, I think Toby would be right in the middle of it. Besides, he loves his bar - spill his beer and chances are you'll end up with a nice big boot stuck in an uncomfortable place.