It's Oktoberfest in Germany and I'm stuck at home writing all kinds of crap about it instead actually getting to enjoy some giant beers, roasted pork and drunk German chicks in pigtails with scary accents. Here's Hayden Panettiere and her friendly giant having a good time getting drunk in their silly outfits. I appreciate that Hayden tried her best to show off what little cleavage she had, but I've seen some sexy Lederhosen on chicks on the internet before and this homely outfit just isn't doing it for me. Maybe next year.