Omegle - fresh internet nonsense to eat into your day

Say hello to our latest favourite waste of internet time – Omegle. It’s a real-time chat site that hooks you up with a random stranger who you know absolutely nothing about. No user profiles, no avatars, just you, them and some chat.

With no censorship either, you might get a raving maniac, a sexual pervert or someone who is just taking the piss. We’ve had a few goes on it and we’re finding ourselves falling into the latter category. Here’s one we did earlier…

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Helloooo

You: Hi!

Stranger: wow are u

Stranger: :)

You: These birds are attacking me. Do you have a number I could call?

Stranger: 0445057711

Stranger: :D

You: Great! My hands are bleeding from the pecking but I'll try dialling it with the tip of my nose.

You: If I survive there could be a cash reward in it for you!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That went well didn’t it readers! Keeping some conversations going is almost like playing keepy-uppie with a ball – you know it’s going to end any minute but you're willing it to carry on. The site has grown from a handful of users to a few thousand over the past week and is sure to get bigger and weirder over the coming weeks. Love it.

Have a go and copy and paste your findings below. Keep it relatively clean though please. If you can.

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gav989

had a quick go...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you Alex?
You: i am alex
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what country
You: you must be dragonfly
You: that matters not
Stranger: I am not
Stranger: sorry
You: bugger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you seen my car keys? I put them down somewhere but can't remember where.
Stranger: look in the fridge.
You: The fridge, eh? Will do. Hang on.
Stranger: alright.
You: Nope, not there. Have you got them? Eh?
Stranger: yeah, sorry.
You: Well that's no good. How the fuck am I going to drive my car to work now?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine thx and u?
You: I'm great! Bit of a grim morning, but it can only get better!
You: Any ideas where I can buy some bin liners, a mop and a hacksaw?
Stranger: wait 2 seconds
You: OK, please don't be too long, I don't want it to stain.
You: I'm running out of bleach. Where the hell have you gone?
Stranger: i think you need to go to a big supermarket and yyouou should find everything you want
You: Really? Great, thank you!
Stranger: it's my pleasure
You: Do you like steak? Give me your address. I should have some chops I can send you in a bit.
You: I'll deliver them myself.
Stranger: i like it but you need to keep cold the meat ^^
You: It's ok. I'll pack them in ice. I'll deliver them myself. I've got a van. Tell me where you live now.
Stranger: In france
You: God, what a mess.
You: France? Right. The address?
Stranger: 8 rue de la Houille Blanche
Stranger: 38100 GRENOBLE
You: Really? Don't shit me about, I'm really not in the mood today.
Stranger: it's a real road you can check on gmap
You: Are you alone?
Stranger: of course
You: Excellent. If you could disconnect the phone too, it'll save me the bother. See you soon!

Stranger: hhishfkashgggggggggggggggggggg
You: have you seen my pet giraffe?
Stranger: OMG YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm currently sitting with le girrafe
You: i've lost him
Stranger: i find it.... quite intriguing
You: he is quite chatty
Stranger: have you seen my pet dinosaur sir
Stranger: yesyes, chatting away
You: let me check under my desk
You: yes your dinosaur is here
Stranger: tell him
Stranger: he is big big trouble
Stranger: and he is bad boy
Stranger: for stepping on your giraffe upon his exit
You: could you tell my giraffe that too? giraffe didn't make his bed before he left
Stranger: ohh tut tut
Stranger: i gave him a big talking to
You: but your dinosaur has said he will make it instead
Stranger: brbbbbbbbbb, stay here ill be back in two secs, im taking your giraffe for a walk
You: okie dokie
You: your dinosaur wants some toast anyway
Stranger: give him some with crushed acorns and pinapple splice ice cream, its his favourite
You: agh, i have the ice cream, but ive just eaten the last crushed acorn
Stranger: damn
Stranger: he may throw a bit of a tantrum
You: gerry, the giraffe, loves specks of dust covered in mango juice if you have any?
Stranger: sorry on his behalf
Stranger: one left! its gerrys lucky dayyy indeed
You: i might pop out to the acorn shop
Stranger: you are a giant winner i'd have to say
You: right i must go - your dinosaur is getting grumpy! i will pop him in the post.....
Stranger: okay
Stranger: your giraffe will be ready for collectin at 06:00am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi there, i am a moderator on this site, do u mind if i ask you a few questions?
Stranger: go on
You: during your time on this site, have u experienced A.N.A.L
You: TO CLARIFY
You: A.N.A.L stands for
You: anonymous nasty aggressive language
Stranger: not really
Stranger: why?
You: so no A.N.AL experienced?#
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: wanna hear asong?
Stranger: yes
You: To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:
South-east England born and raised
On reality tvs where I spent most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, destroying the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little cancer and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!
Stranger: love it
You: might send it to dr dre
You: what u think
Stranger: yeah totally
You: thanks!
Stranger: so I have some intresting news, wanna hear?
You: yeh go on
Stranger: you just lost the game
You: oh no what will i do!
You: thanks!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: pervert?
Stranger: weird question
Stranger: but no
You: I have been here for 5 mins
You: and everyone is vulgar as hell
Stranger: im guessing you had your fair share of perverts the past fee chats ?
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: well i chanced upon this website
Stranger: just checking it out
You: want to knowmy age and where i am from,
You: yeah
Stranger: but with somethin random like this youre bound to encounter weird people i guess
You: I think its a bit of fun
Stranger: ive just started trying it out today actually
You: just not very friendly when you are school and you are 8 like me
Stranger: and made a friend
Stranger: 8 years old eh
You: yup
Stranger: when i was 8 i didnt even know wat a computer is
Stranger: lol
Stranger: think i was playing marbles whole day long
You: yeah well
You: I have 2
Stranger: 2 what ?
You: marbles?
You: I have 2 xcomputers
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: i have 4
You: my dad got me like a small 1
Stranger: ahh those eepc
Stranger: i use one for work
You: you know them laptops
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i have one
Stranger: use it for work
You: is this wat they call grooming?
Stranger: grooming ?
You: yeah when adults try to friends with children
Stranger: well nope, it is a random chat
Stranger: as long as im not chatting with a jerk im fine with it
You: ever hear of 'to catch a predator'
Stranger: yeah so ?
You: this is part of the pilot for the UK show
Stranger: yeah rite
Stranger: my guess is either youre really 8 and totally clueless
Stranger: or a really damn bored teenager
Stranger: so which one is it
Stranger: my guess is the second one
You: well yeah
You: what you gonna do
You: so how comes you are not working?

Stranger: true thing
Stranger: is your name really 'stranger'?
Stranger: quite an obvious name
You: i know, and nobody ever talks to me, they all just run away, and tell their mothers...
Stranger: no way....
You: some days i really dislike my parents
Stranger: cause of?
You: Calling me stranger
Stranger: well
Stranger: lucky bastard
You: Stranger Joe McCarthy
You: that's my name
Stranger: my mom wanted to call me"Hello, I'll cut your head of with my", but our last name is Penis, so she thought that would sound very weird...

just spent half hour trying to find a fellow BitterWallet follower.
25 convos, no result unfortunately.
See all the convos here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/
or as a slideshow:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/sets/72157616341705859/show/
If I get some more time I might keep trying

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: looking for a dirty chat
Stranger: i'm 17/f
You: no
Stranger: ok
You: well good for you
Stranger: ^_^
LOL, What a actual skankkk!

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