You hit the lottery and retire near your favorite Disney Park (obviously) and decide to work there. Which job would you prefer?
Greeter at the fanciest resort/hotel
CM at a kiosk (e.g. face painting, hair wraps)
Being in a meet & greet as your favorite character

We've actually talked about this (it makes for good conversation fodder when driving the 600+ miles from Nashville to Orlando and back ... the back trip being one of the hardest comedowns ... but I digress)

Fastpass: Greeter at the fanciest resort
Standby: Meet & Greet with Fav Character
Skip: CM at a kiosk

By the way, as a side, I'd love to drive the Minnie Vans ... they get to listen to Disney park BGM in the car!

If you could control Magic Kingdom's budget, which attractions need some TLC (Tomorrowland Edition):
Carousel of Progress, Space Mountain, Tomorrowland Transit