Dayamn! I’m not even that gay but I would definitely ride Mario’s mustache. And, shit, Luigi’s muttonchops or whatever he’s got going on there. What exactly would you call those things anyway? Oh, right, sexy as hell. But seriously guys, are you two gonna save the princess or what? *look lovingly into each other’s eyes, begin laughing* HA, I hear ya! So what do you say — I fetch Toad and we make this thing a foursome?