Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

Science has taught us that, because we have a talent for deceiving ourselves, subjectivity may not freely reign. - Carl Sagan

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

Untrue.You live in the state of insanity, that makes three.

now you're just flaming.

No sweety I'm responding kind with kind.

It's so cute when the children create silly forum topics, isn't it? I just want to pinch their chubby widdle cheeks before their mums send them off to bed with a glass of milk.

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Except that primatologists don't tax you, vilify you, legislate against you, persecute you, or tell you how to run your life.

If they did, you'd want to see the damn monkey they said told them to.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Does any atheist or person actually believe the whole "I have to see it to believe it" thing? We've calculated Pluto's orbit without ever actually seeing it. We've discovered subatomic particles without ever seeing those either. The difference is we have evidence of them, and there is no evidence for god that is compelling or stands up to scrutiny. My disbelief in god isn't because I've never seen him, it's because nobody has ever seen him, detected him, or proved that he is there.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

No, atheists do not believe in a god. The difference between gods and monkeys is that there is empirical evidence of the existence of monkeys.

"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out."
-Richard Dawkins
"The onus is on you to say why; the onus is not on the rest of us to say why not."
-Richard Dawkins

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

They must be low on IQ on California and Nevada then. I'll write Obama to improve school milk.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Then, how do you explain Donald Trump who was the result of a union twixt human and orangutan?

Marrying a 6 year old and waiting until she reaches puberty and maturity before having consensual sex is better than walking up to
a stranger in a bar and proceeding to have relations with no valid proof of the intent of the person. Muhammad wins. ~ Fatihah
If they don't want to be killed then they have to subdue to the Islamic laws. - Uncung
There would be peace if you obeyed us.~Uncung
Without God, you are lower than sh!t. ~ SpiritandTruth

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

They must be low on IQ on California and Nevada then. I'll write Obama to improve school milk.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Flamebait post.

Quite poorly written, very poorly argued, I say, surely this post is a reflection of its author, not of any atheist I know.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Does any atheist or person actually believe the whole "I have to see it to believe it" thing? We've calculated Pluto's orbit without ever actually seeing it. We've discovered subatomic particles without ever seeing those either. The difference is we have evidence of them, and there is no evidence for god that is compelling or stands up to scrutiny. My disbelief in god isn't because I've never seen him, it's because nobody has ever seen him, detected him, or proved that he is there.

Nah, Yahey, that is just a strawman by the OP.

Science has taught us that, because we have a talent for deceiving ourselves, subjectivity may not freely reign. - Carl Sagan

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

They must be low on IQ on California and Nevada then. I'll write Obama to improve school milk.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

I had to put a helmet on after reading this.

I had to roll up my pantlegs to avoid the s**t that just kept getting deeper.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Except that primatologists don't tax you, vilify you, legislate against you, persecute you, or tell you how to run your life.

If they did, you'd want to see the damn monkey they said told them to.

History, if you were talking about the Roman Catholic church, yes, I'm talking about Jesus and the apostles, what did they have to gain by lying? We're they getting any tax cuts?

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

No, atheists do not believe in a god. The difference between gods and monkeys is that there is empirical evidence of the existence of monkeys.

Did you ever see a monkey?Seams to be enough "evidence" for atheists to say God doesn't exist, how are monkeys differen?

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Now that you've mentioned it, I realize I don't believe in monkeys - mind blown. You must be psycho..ahem...psychic!

all of planet earth is California and Nevada, because Ive only been to those two states

They must be low on IQ on California and Nevada then. I'll write Obama to improve school milk.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

No, atheists do not believe in a god. The difference between gods and monkeys is that there is empirical evidence of the existence of monkeys.

Did you ever see a monkey?Seams to be enough "evidence" for atheists to say God doesn't exist, how are monkeys differen?

Most atheists don't say there is enough "evidence" to say gods don't exist. They usually say, correctly, that NO evidence exists to prove gods do exist.Yes I have seen several monkeys and apes at various zoos around the world.

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

Except that primatologists don't tax you, vilify you, legislate against you, persecute you, or tell you how to run your life.

If they did, you'd want to see the damn monkey they said told them to.

History, if you were talking about the Roman Catholic church, yes, I'm talking about Jesus and the apostles, what did they have to gain by lying? We're they getting any tax cuts?

What do you know of how ancient peoples wrote chronicles and hagiographies, Harry? What methods did they use to uphold fairness, accuracy, accountability, and transparency? How did they learn those methods? From whom? And how were those qualities assured when each chronicle was written?

At 9/24/2015 5:14:11 AM, harrytruman wrote:Atheists don"t believe that monkeys exist because they never saw one, they also think that any pictures of monkeys are hoaxes, and that anyone who says they seen a monkey has been smelling air freshener, and that any monkeys you see at the zoo are animatronics, and that thousands of people have dedicated their lives to tricking you into thinking monkeys exist even though they don"t get any form of return out of it.

No, atheists do not believe in a god. The difference between gods and monkeys is that there is empirical evidence of the existence of monkeys.

Did you ever see a monkey?Seams to be enough "evidence" for atheists to say God doesn't exist, how are monkeys differen?

Most atheists don't say there is enough "evidence" to say gods don't exist. They usually say, correctly, that NO evidence exists to prove gods do exist.Yes I have seen several monkeys and apes at various zoos around the world.