1T) Ed Oliver 6’2 287 DL Houston- “If you're calm, that wonderous big cat will be calm too. But if you're scared, that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do, namely eat you with a smile on its face.” I think this Cougar is the best player in the draft. If he slides out of the top 10, I trade this years 2nd and maybe more next year to go up and get him. Big Balls move. Do it Colbert.

3T) Taylor Rapp 6’0 208 S Washington- “I’m all jacked up on Mt Dew!” Somebody should’ve given Rapp some Dew before he ran a 4.74 40 at his Pro Day. Daniel Jeremiah said on Path to the Draft tonight it would hurt Rapp's stock. Let’s call this a Grand Larceny type selection should his stock fall this far.

3.) MeCole Hardman 5’10 183 WR Georgia- Runs like he’s carrying a load of Columbian Bam-Bam under his arm. Been awhile since I’ve mocked one of my Dawgs. Just so frustrated with former OC Jim Chaney and Kirby Smart. Those two jackwagons had the keys to a Ferrari and drove it like a Pinto.

4.) David Long 5’11 227 LB WVU- “I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence... I'm just a just a big, hairy, American winning machine." Fantastic measurables, heat seeking missile, and outstanding leadership traits. Coach Combover called this kid the “heart and soul” of the team. Steelers desperately need more kids like this on their roster.

Thanks as always for reading. I’m usually all in favor of trading down but I am willing to trade up if the right player starts to fall. I don’t know if that player will be Oliver, but man he’d look good causing chaos all over the front 7.

I can't figure out that 40 time by Rapp. At the combine he did a 6.82 3 cone time and had a 3.99 short shuttle, those are elite numbers for a safety. How can he be so quick and agile and then run a 4.74?? Doesn't make sense.

On film he looks to be much faster, I would guess that he was closer to a 4.55-4.60 40. I hope teams pass him over, would be nice to snatch him up in the 3rd round.