Remember Goldilocks?

Well, she's back, still the same old not-too-hot, not-too-cold economy -- maybe. A reminder from Mr. Rumsfeld.

By

Alan Abelson

Updated May 30, 2005 11:59 p.m. ET

By

Alan Abelson

Updated May 30, 2005 11:59 p.m. ET

PLEASE, DON'T TELL ANYONE -- but there's a war on!

Much as we'd like to, we just can't lay claim to that startling discovery. All due credit goes to Donald Rumsfeld, our doughty secretary of defense.

Mr. Rumsfeld shared that extraordinary revelation last week with the World Affairs Council of Philadelphia, unquestionably an estimable group, although one, we must confess, we had been blissfully ignorant of (we don't get to...