The Orgasm Chronicles, Part 2

Winter is coming, which means for a lot of people on campus, it’s cuffing season!

As the original Orgasm Chronicles post said, “With so many orgasms on the horizon, let’s take a look back through the sexual histories of a few brave Wes students by asking just two simple questions: What is the story of the first time you came? And what is the story of the most recent time you came?”

Under an alias, these orgasm adventurers recounted their stories for our reading pleasure.

E, 2018

Tell us about your first orgasm.

My first orgasm was in the bath with my first vibrator. I’d been masturbating for years but had never successfully orgasmed, so I bought a vibrator on my eighteenth birthday and one day took a super long bath and finally came. It was great.

Tell us about your most recent orgasm.

I got home an hour ago and thought about doing work but I was lying naked in bed and my two-room-double mate wasn’t home, so instead I watched porn and used my vibrator. It was great.

3Salty5You, 2017

Tell us about your first orgasm.

I’ve got a pretty sensitive clitoris, so even though I’d been masturbating for years, I’d never managed to come on my own. Fall of sophomore year, I’d been dating my boyfriend for a few months and suggested that we go down on each other. It was awesome.

Tell us about your most recent orgasm.

Same boyfriend and I had just come in from a fun night out on Saturday and were planning on just going to sleep. We were lying in bed and touching each other, not really sure if sex was on the table or if we were both too tired. We decided to go for it. I’d recently read an article about the different ways that women can orgasm (shout out to the coregasm for making planking so much more enjoyable), so I asked “hey, can you try to make me orgasm just from nipple stimulation?” So we tried. When I was most of the way there, I was so turned on that I said fuck it (literally) and asked if we could have sex. Jury’s still out on the nipples (oh well), but the orgasm was A+

The Jane Austen of Sex, 2019

Tell us about your first orgasm.

When I was in 5th grade we were packing up my brother’s room for him to go to college and I found a book called “Growing Up” or something like that. My mom told me I wasn’t allowed to read it yet, so naturally I grabbed it while she wasn’t looking and kept it in my sock drawer. I read a particular chapter about masturbation that explained it wasn’t harmful, shameful, and described in good detail how it was done. I never actually thought girls could have orgasms before that so I was really giddy. I acted just like when you open up a present and run upstairs right after, yelling “I HAVE TO USE IT RIGHT NOW!” I put on a song that had gotten me in the mood before (thank god this is anonymous because the song was Jason Derulo’s Whatcha Say…ugh) and then I followed the book’s stellar suggestions. I had an orgasm after a while and just laid there for probably an hour, motionless, thinking “What on earth just happened to me?”

Tell us about your most recent orgasm.

My most recent orgasm was like an hour ago in my dorm room by myself, so here is another, way cooler (still recent) example. My summer boyfriend and I just clicked on every level and had aMaZiNg sex. I have a really hard cumming if I’m not the one doing it and had never been able to with another person. We had been having sex for about a month and I had pretty much given up, since this sex was truly fantasy level stuff and he was really gifted and I still wasn’t able to cum. But this one day, everything aligned perfectly. Without getting too graphic, I was really in the mood, he was really in the mood, positioning was perfect, and there may have been some light bondage. Finally, finally, finally, I came with another person! Best part is that he seemed more excited than I was. It was a major bonding moment, I’d liken it to winning a really intense game of Risk with your partner.

XYZ, 2016

Tell us about your first orgasm.

My parents had one of those vibrating back massage pads that you could put in a chair to transform a normal chair into a fancy massage chair, and one day for whatever reason we had it laid out on the guest bed, so I was messing around with it while lying on my stomach and noticed that the vibrations felt really good if I lay directly on top of them, and even better if I turned up the vibration power…it wasn’t until much later that I realized what had actually happened.

Tell us about your most recent orgasm.

I knew I had to talk to an ex who I’m still super attracted to, but we make a terrible couple, so I preemptively tried to get out my horniness–this time with my very own privately owned vibrator not made for chairs.

Stargirl, 2019

Tell us about your first orgasm.

I think it was probably in like 7th grade… they didn’t teach us actual female anatomy in sex-ed, so I was looking up stuff, and I ended up on a website about female masturbation one night, and I was like, I wonder… I don’t think I figured it out that first night, but it definitely didn’t take long before I caught up to the learning curve.

Tell us about your most recent orgasm.

I had surprisingly good sex this weekend! It was my first time hooking up since I got to Wes, so I was thirsty enough that I honestly would have been happy with anything at that point, but I ended up having (and giving) a few good orgasms!

2Chainz ‘16

Tell us about your first orgasm.

There are so many different types of orgasms, but my personal fav is clitoral orgasm from being eaten out. My first time was my 16th birthday. My boyfriend came over early in the morning and he just got on top of me, undressed me completely, and kisses me from my ear to my clit. I fucking love that he was fully dressed cause it was as if he just could not wait to put his lips on me. Feeling my legs shake and fall wide, as my moans got deeper and prolonged is so damn good. My back arched and he grabbed my ass holding me against his mouth. Being eaten out is one of my favorite things, and definitely one of Mary Poppin’s too. Fuck.

Tell us about your most recent orgasm.

One of my best friends slept over this weekend. I was super horny and just needed to touch myself the way I love. I wanted an effective, efficient orgasm. I wanted it the way I like it. So I told him that I was gonna touch myself because I was not in the mood for him to discover what I like and me courtesy encouraging him. So I laid next to him with his arm behind my head and I rubbed my clit until I come. Needless to say, he felt the urge to touch himself too. And, as I predicted, he came first..

dvlkdvlk ‘18

Tell us about your first orgasm.

It was on family vacation. I woke up one night from a dream (which included a line of guys humping each other) to this burning sensation that felt too good. I had no idea what it was, so I ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet until it went away. Then I went back to bed. A few weeks later I actually started jacking off.

Tell us about your most recent orgasm.

I was in my bed last night and I was like, hey, I should jack off. So I started fantasizing about this straight fuckboi in the same class as me who I’d really like to have angry, non-committal sex with. I saw him today and we joked about hooking up if he broke up with his girlfriend. I think he would be a little weirded out if he knew that I jacked off to the image of him last night. That was my last orgasm.

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