Why Everyone's Favorite Video Game is Idiotic - Escort Mission

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to be fair after ac3 you actually don't need a relative bloodline. they already created something that doesn't need that. they explained it in some audio in ac3.btw guys do you even read the additional content of the game. they are their for a reason.

So accurate. I felt the franchise would go this way after the first one, and didn't want to be strung along with Da Vinci Code nonsense, which would ruin the historical experiences for me, which I really enjoyed.

There are only two ways that will happen:If you take the historical approach and play as a Templar who goes to Japan when Christianity was popular to a degree there and try to stop the killings of worshipers at the hands of the Japanese government with reclusive agents of spies(ninjas) who assist in training you to help protect the people who prayORYou plays as the descendant of a Japanese spy who was sent out to Europe to learn foreign knowledge and later bring it back to Japan as an agent of the government with learned and gained ties to the Assassin's Creed itself to betray the Shogunate in an attempt to try to save the provinces of the poor from the rich who were being taken advantage of in seiges that leads to Nobunaga in a very inaccurate historical representation that may kill the series.Either way, I think the purpose of the series is to show non Japanese ninjas.

If you're like me, you wouldn't even care if they completely removed the animus from the game and just let the series be what we love: a historic stabbing simulator that lets us climb up on top of really cool architecture and meet dead people.

I honestly hate that aspect of the story. I don't know why they couldn't stop at "political/government conspiracy" with one item of far-fetched technology. Instead, they have to involve aliens, and possibly magic, and even higher levels of bullshit technology. Not only that, they inject that crazy stuff hundreds of years into the past making it even harder to believe.I prefer what I thought the story was looking at the box art of the first game so many years ago

the reason they have to make each game a different time and setting is because all the gameplay is the fucking same. if it was in the same place it would be the same exact game because they don't do anything different. ok they do different stuff in the games but seriously the missions are the same shit all the time. chase this guy.. escort this guy.. I liked the detective missions. those were pretty cool.

2 was seriously the only one with a point. remember 2? the clues you would find and it made a picture or something? ey yo, FUCK crafting... just give me the damn weapons and utilities.. FUCK management systems.. quit making me use menus and selecting options for upgrades. just do the upgrades automatically.. games are getting so fucking complicated to play. they take too much time to do all the little bs.. and the cities are too damn big. i don't even know how they make them so big. i don't even finish playing the games anymore and i will never see the whole city. there's too many treasure chests and little secret things to find. i try to do that stuff and its just exhausting. all the stuff to buy like costumes and weapons are too expensive. it should just unlock when you get to a tier or you find the item as part of a quest or whatever. just randomly buying it in a menu is weird.

Hey, at least you have an idea about how it ends. My game spans into multiple platforms in a convoluted storyline that promises to end, but it doesn't and you have no idea what is coming next, only to stretch it out in another chapter where you battle your way just to get that additional piece of relevant story. At least Assassin's Creed isn't Kingdom Hearts. Be thankful.