But there were some questions we sadly didn’t manage to fit in. Big, important questions that we’ve all asked a thousand times before, like “Has Elle Mills ever fallen in a hole?”, and “What’s her favourite building?”.

ELLE: “I feel like I maybe fell in, like, a ditch, probably? I can’t remember a specific one, but I know I have, 100%.”

Do you want to make up an anecdote about falling in a hole, and we’ll use that?

ELLE: “Yeah, I was rescuing a dog from a burning building and I fell into a hole with the dog. I broke the fall for the dog, because I’m so heroic.”

If you were a scented candle, what would you smell like?

ELLE: “I would smell like clean, washed clothes – like, fresh out of the dryer – because I often get told I smell like clean laundry.”

Tell us about a weird belief you had as a child.

ELLE: “How sex works. Like, how babies are made. I thought humping made babies. Humping with clothes on. Is that weird? Sorry, I should make it more PG – Santa Claus, that’s a weird concept. But I stopped believing in Santa Claus really early – like, at five – because I was smart.”

How did you work it out?

ELLE: “The handwriting was the same as my mom’s. And also, I was like, ‘How the hell does this guy go to everyone’s house all in one night?’ For four years, I lived in Hong Kong, so I was like, ‘How did he get in the apartment building?’ My parents kept it going, but they knew I knew. And I spoiled it for my brother, which sucked because he was, like, three.”

If the human race ran out of conventional food, but discovered a way of transforming YouTube content into edible pellets and had to eat them in order to survive, what would your channel taste like and how nutritious would it be?

ELLE: “Ooh, I think I have a ‘teen movie’ vibe to my channel, so when I think of teen food, I think of burgers, fries… I’m thinking of something like that. Also I love burgers and fries. What was the other question – how nutritious is it? Not nutritious at all, not nutritious at all. But it tastes really good.”

What did your teachers say about you at parent-teacher interviews?

ELLE: “‘Good kid. A bit of a teacher’s pet. Funny.’ I actually did really well in school. Like, I was the president and I did all the clubs and stuff, so all good things. My brother not so much, but I was a good kid.”

What’s your least favourite episode of your most favourite TV show?

ELLE: “I love Glee. My least favourite episode was just, like, all of the last season. It went downhill. So I’m going to say the whole last season.”

What’s a piece of merch you wish you could sell but think might be too strange?

ELLE: “I always want to put my face on one, but I think [that’s] a bit obnoxious. But I do love my face, you know? Or maybe even like— Oh! The worst, ugliest photo of my brother. He has this photo, and I just want to put it on things and sell them. I feel like a lot of people on my channel like it when I make fun of my brother, because he’s just an absolute douchebag. But I wouldn’t be able to do that – my mom would say, ‘You can’t do that, Elle’.”

What’s your favourite building?

ELLE: “I mean, the CN Tower is pretty cool, I don’t know. Do you know what the CN Tower is?”

We’ll google it.

ELLE: “It’s in Toronto. It’s the best thing. I’m naming a Canadian building just to be patriotic!”

Finally, if you were trapped in a restroom with no means of escape, who would you call for help?

ELLE: “Would I have to call a friend, or can I call 911? I would call 911. Is it 999 here? I would call them, because I could rely on them. My family, not so much – they’ll probably be like, ‘I don’t know how the fuck to get you out!’”

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