His new girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, just gave birth today in Wasilla, Alaska. Even weirder still is what the young couple named their new daughter…Breeze Beretta Johnston.

Yep. Like a wine cooler, but also like a gun. I smell a career in stripping…

Sorry, maybe that was too mean? Though Levi and Sunny did NOT plan the pregnancy ,they’re both excited about their new family. Breeze was born at 5:28 AM at Matsu Regional Hospital and is 6 pounds 15 ounces. This is Levi’s second kid- of course, he had his first with Bristol Palin, a son named Tripp, back in 2008.

Tripp and Breeze Baretta? Sound like teenage parents named these kids, if you ask me. OH shoot! Crap! Too mean again? I’m sorry. It’s just so frustrating watching these young people have unplanned children!