During his radio show this week, Ryan Seacrest had Larry King duet with him on Lady Gaga's ubiquitous smash hit, "Poker Face." Neither one of them can sing, but King gets bonus points (or demerits?) for the lascivious way he scats. Shiver. If you could read my poker face right now, you'd notice a look of outright disgust. Seriously, this is more disturbing than the trailer for Hobo with a Shotgun, and that includes a woman and baby being lit on fire. Click ahead to witness the horror.