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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

So I'm going through my Gmail, (which is usually a 50/50 split of new Twitter followers and tragic Nigerian millionaire heiresses who need my help), and there's an offer from the PR girl for Sanita Clogs saying she wants to send me a FREE pair of clogs, no strings attached.

"We're not asking for a review or even a mention, we just want you to be happy." was her direct quote.

And then the skies parted and some bluebirds alighted on my computer because THIS is my clog collection:

I know. I'm like travel-team level clog wearer.

So I power-surf over to their site and pick out THESE

because honestly they are so adorable I could just go blind looking at them.

and then the girl emails me "OK I just need your home address." and I'm all: "Please tell me you're not a psychotic killer who's going to show up at my door and use my skin for a coat." and she's all "No- I just had a baby." and I'm thinking well she could leave the baby with a sitter while she's on her clog-deception murder spree....but I'm willing to take the chance because LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE.

Plus I have mad kickboxing skillz and anyway she's probably wicked sleep-deprived from having a new baby and everyone knows sleep-deprived mass murderers can be taken down with one roundhouse to the head.

way back about 7 years ago i got a stress fracture in my foot and the doc said where clogs and it will help you recover.....best purcahse ever...clogs, comfy, go with boot like pants perfectly and good for my feet, got them in black .....

Do you dance in those clogs? Are you some sort of professional? And if I'm ever trying to reassure someone I'm not going to murder them, it's good to know the line, "No, I just had a baby" will throw them off my tracks.