The Heimlich Manoeuvure explained:
please do not try this on your friends

"Heimlich" Manoeuvre explained

Please DON'T try this at home!

Two Ohio farmhands walk into a bar
to wash the combine harvester dust from
their parched throats. They stand at the bar, drinking beers, and talking
about organophosphate's. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough and choke.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the farmhands looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head.

The farmhand walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her panties and licks her butt cheeks with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the farmhand
strolls nonchalantly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, Enos, I'd heard of that thar 'Hind
Lick Manoeuvre',
but I ain't never seen nobody do it fur real."