Old Man Cthulhu answers your questions! Watch as a horrible creature from the dawn of time dredges up the most frequently asked questions to settle things once and for all! Want to know the secret of Dark Matter? Need Thanksgiving to be extra special? Out to protect your ideas? Cthulhu has your back.

While prepping for Botcon 2012, noted elocutionists Trent Troop and Greg Sepelak share some of their favorite convention stories in the first of this two-part series. Topics may include one or more of the following: Bruce Campbell, betrayal, Moontrap starring Walter Koenig, fangirl art commissions, terrible MLP cosplay, the wonderful existential dread of Disney and the Wu-Tang Clan.

Luminaries Trent Troop and Greg Sepelak take time out from puppet-based shenanigans to address the pressing topics of the day in “Under the Table” a behind-the-scenes vlog for the Isle of Rangoon. Today, we discuss Michael Bay’s Alien Ninja Turtles comments, what species Jeff Goldblum really belongs to, Snarf-Ra the Everliving and other mature, reasoned topics.