Michael: My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you. Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind the couch. [and he does just that] Michael: Guy's a pro.

Lucille: You idiots! If your father sees me here with Wayne... Michael: ...we'll be stuck with Barry! Wayne Jarvis: I shall duck behind that little garbage car. [and does just that] Michael: Guy's a pro.

Michael: There's a big bowl of candy in my office, why don't you go eat it? [Lucille enters and while the door is closing] Wayne Jarvis: Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is *no* candy in this office.

Lucille: You idiots. If he sees me with Wayne... Michael: ...we'll be stuck with Barry. Wayne Jarvis: I shall duck behind that little garbage car. [Wayne goes to hide] Michael: Guy's a pro.

Michael: Why haven't you talked to my brother, the new President of the company? Wayne Jarvis: We did earlier. He claims to know nothing. Michael: Well, that's not an act. He twice tried to heat up a Ding-Dong in a microwave while it was still in its tinfoil. Wayne Jarvis: Twice? Michael: Two times.