I think that I would rather stay here in Purgatory (AKA America). Do what we want, take what we want, F everyone else. Oh, and when you start hating on this comment, we like your pathetic attempts to justify your own inadequacies by trying to bash your betters. That is where we like you and all the countries mentioned in the post. Let it rain.

To sate your desire of replacing a lot of the listings with American stereotypes I hope this message will clarify some things. I got this from an American Bakery in Northern California. I would assume they didn’t want to offend any locals since this is a popular bakery in CA. So, America could’ve replaced many of those descriptions but you know how a lot of us can get offended very easily and I’m guessing the bakery doesn’t want any complaints. Also, the bakery has been around since 1938. I think they’re allowed to make some outdated jokes.