Friday funies

A few Bushisms to tickle everyone’s funny bones today.

“I’ve coined new words, like ‘misunderstanding’ and ‘Hispanically.'”

“I think war is a dangerous place.”

“Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we’re by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I’m proud to report that. This isn’t a contest of who’s the most generous. I’m just telling you as an aside. We’re generous. We shouldn’t be bragging about it. But we are. We’re very generous.”