Nancy Pelosi Facelift

Nancy Pelosi Facelift, Nancy Pelosi has just filed a $787,000,000 lawsuit against Dr. Ricardo Ochos-Banos of the Happy Gringo Plastic Surgery Center in town of Ensenada, Mexico located just south of beautiful Tijuana and right next to the “Uno, Dos, Tres… ” gentlemen’s club.

“I went in to have a simple face lift and they pulled too hard and too much… now I have a pubic goatee,” cried Mrs. Pelosi. “I mean I love, respect and admire Fidel Castro, but not enough to look like him and I certainly hope this doesn’t re-start rumors about our love child,” added Pelosi.

We at Finance Editor still believe that Nancy Pelosi will always be the sexiest block of ice in America.