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Corporations and Monkeys

OK, so I'm probably the last person on Earth to encounter these words of
wisdom. But it certainly rings true.

Life
within a large corporation is like a tree full of monkeys. All are on
different limbs, at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some
down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The
monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Posted on 5 November, 2002

Why This Man Is Smiling

Microsoft shares increased by about 6% yesterday.
According to
reports:

Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates' personal wealth has jumped by $1.9 billion
since Friday afternoon, when a federal judge approved a settlement in the
Justice Department's antitrust case against the software company.