Pinot Pimp

One of my subjects, Mark Wells, has accused me in the
past of being a Pinot pimp. I was just yanking him
around recently because he hadn’t drank up all the
Koste Browne Pinot in his cellar. I said, “What are you
drinking, Zin?” I think I rankled his manhood when he
replied: “As far as what I am drinking, it’s Pinot you
bastard, and it’s your damn fault. Now I empty my
bank account at wineries nobody has ever heard of, on
wines nobody has ever drank except you, you pr**k.
You have ruined me….and I love it.”