There are a handful of things in this world that I have always and will always love. Unicorns are one. Colorful leggings are another. Apple juice, tales of romance, the color purple (the actual color, not the book), swings, Neil Patrick Harris: these are all things that I can't remember ever not loving, and that I never want to imagine living without. And while it's true that this little story doesn't have all those things it's still completely magical in that it has a couple.
In the new issue of Out magazine, Neil Patrick Harris gives us an...

Personally, I would love to learn more about Ralph Fiennes. I enjoy so many of his movies - Red Dragon, Chumscrubber, The Prince of Egypt, and of course all the Harry Potter movies - and he does seem like a super interesting dude. Not necessarily a great dude, but an interesting one nonetheless.
If you're with me in your intrigue, today is our lucky day, because Ralph just did the Proust questionnaire! Are you as excited as I am? Then let's get started!
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Swimming naked in the sea.
What is your greatest fear?
Being eaten by ...

Jeffrey Dean Morgan---the handsome actor who looks either like Javier Bardem or like Robert Downey, Jr., depending on the angle---is a dad. I keep forgetting he's a dad!
The dashing Jeffrey Downey Bardem recently learned the hard way that, uh, it isn't a good idea to curse around tots, least of all your own progeny:
Jeffrey Dean Morgan might want to choose his words more carefully: his potty-mouth is rubbing off on his 22-month-old son, Gus!
"I took him to dinner the other night and he said, 'Bulls-...

Jeff Newburg is one to watch. He is one of the most audaciously talented individuals I've yet had the privilege of encountering. And I'll be honest with you: it's easy to write him off because, at least in person, he's a little too good-looking to take seriously. (Ladies!)
As an actor, Jeff Newburg is subtle and careful. Which is interesting, because Everyday Newburg is emotive and animated and very loose. The interview format actually shortchanges him, and this is very much my fault: it'...

According to sources (and I'm wondering if it's the same "sources" and "insiders" and "friends" that are calling out Johnny Depp out on his split with Vanessa Paradis) they are, and it's allegedly been happening for over a year now.
From Us Magazine:
The edgy, platinum-selling "We Found Love" singer and Brown "meet up very casually," a Brown confidante says. "She comes to see him anytime she's in L.A." Explains a music industry source: "They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well. Rihanna loves to live dangerously...

And here's the post where I unceremoniously mock a child for doing child things. OK? I'm just forewarning you right now of what's to come. Some of you hate this kind of shit, while others live for it, and right now I'm pandering to the latter group, if, indeed, there's any "meanies" left here in the Evil Beet crowd. OK. Deep breath. Here goes:
Dakota Fanning? BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! What's up with the hair, girlfriend? Pink streaks that match the pink rings around your eyes? That what's going on here? ...