Cracked Round-Up: Horse-Fight Edition

In this shitty economy, we all do whatever it takes to get by. When dick jokes on the Internet can't quite cover the bills, we at Cracked are forced to seek alternative revenue streams. One of our most successful has been a series of brutal horse-fights, staged in the office parking garage after work hours. Before you get into a tizzy, the horses aren't fighting each other, they're going up against unarmed, drunken hobos and any street urchins we manage to coerce into our van. So far the horses are 32-0, but we've got a good feeling about Tiny Tim's title match this Sunday.

Notable Comment: Apparently, half of our commenters have no issue with wood pulp being added to their cereal. Your poop may not know the difference, but we kind of hoped our food would contain a lot more...food, than it does.