King Fuckhead of Trumpfuckistan was up early Monday morning, continuing his very presidential war against the terrorists the devastation in Puerto Rico mean football players taking a knee to protest racial inequality, which, according to the First Amendment, they very much have the right to do. This, you see, has hurted his thin-skinned feelings very bigly:

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