THE NEW YORKER TH[ CURB IN THE=- SKY W HEN Charlie Deshler an- nounced that he was going to marry Dorothy, someone said he would lose his mind posthaste. "No," said a wit who knew them both, "post hoc." Dorothy had begun, when she was quite young, to finish sentences for people. Sometimes she finished them wrongly, which annoyed the per- son who was speaking, and sometimes she finished them correctly, which an- noyed the speaker even more. "When William Howard Taft was-" some guest in Dorothy's fam- ily's home would begin. "President!" Dorothy would pipe up. The speaker may have meant to say "President" or he may have meant to say "young," or "Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States." In any case, he would shortly put on his hat and go home. Like most parents, Dorothy's parents did not seem to be conscious that her man- nerism was a n uisance. Very likely they thought that it was cute, or even bright. It is even probable that when Dorothy's mother first said "Come, Dorothy, eat your-" and Dorothy said "Spinach, dear," the former tele- phoned Dorothy's father at the office and told him about it, and he told everybody he met that day about it- and the next day and the day after. When Dorothy grew up she became quite pretty and so even more of a menace. Gentlemen became attracted to her and then attached to her. Emo- tionally she stirred them, but mentally she soon began to wear them down. Even in her late teens she began cor- . h . E 1 . h " N ' , rectlng t elr ng IS . ot was, Arthur," she would say, "'were.' 'Were prepared.' See?" Most of her admirers tolerated this habit because of their interest in her lovely person, but as time went on and her interest in them remained more instructive than sentimental, they slowly drifted away to less captious, if dumber, girls. Charlie Deshler, however, was an impetuous man, of the sweep-them-off- their-feet persuasion, and he became engaged to Dorothy so quickly and married her in so short a time that, being deaf to the warnings of friends, whose concern he re arded as mere jealousy, he really didn't know any- thing about Dorothy except that she was pretty and bright-eyed and ( to him) desirable. Dorothy as a wife came, of course, into her great flowering: she took to correcting Charlie's stories. He had travelled widely and experienced great- ly and was a truly excellent raconteur. Dorothy was, during their courtship, genuinely interested in him and in his stories, and since she hai never shared any of the adventures he told about, she could not know when he made mistakes in time or in place or in iden- tities. Beyond suggesting a change here and there in the number of a verb, she more or less let him alone. Charlie spoke rather good English, anyway-he knew when to say "were" and when to say "was" after "if" -and this was another reason he didn't find Dorothy out. I DIDN'T call on them for quite a while after they were married, be- cause I liked Charlie and I knew I would feel low if I saw him coming out of the anesthetic of her charms and beginning to feel the first pains of real- ity. When I did finally call, condj- tions were, of course, all that I had feared. Charlie began to tell, at din- ner, about a motor trip the two had made to this town and that-I never found out for sure what towns, because Dorothy denied ?lmost everything that Charlie said. "The next day," he would say, "we got an early start and drove two hundred miles to F air- view-" "Well," Dorothy would say, "I wouldn't call it early. It wasn't as early as the first day we set out, when we got up about seven. And we only drove a hundred and eighty miles, be- cause I remember looking at that mile- age thing when we started." "Anyway, when we got to Fair- view-" Charlie would go on. But Dorothy would stop him. "Was it F airview that day, darling?" she would ask. Dorothy often interrupted Char- lie by asking him if he were right, instead of telling him that he was wrong, but it amounted to the same thing, for if he would reply: " y I ' es, m sure it was Fairview," she would say: "But it wasn't, darl- ing," and then go on with the story herself. (She called everybody that she differed from "darling.") Once or twice, when I called on them or they called on me, Dorothy would let Charlie get almost to the 17 climax of some interesting account of a happening and then, like a tackler from behind, throw him just as he was about to cross the goal-line. There is nothing in life more shocking to the nerves and to the mind than this. Some husbands will sit back amiably-almost, it seems, proudly-when their wives interrupt, and let them go on with the story, but these are beaten husbands. Charlie did not become beaten. But his wife's tackles knocked the wind out of him, and he began to realize that he would have to do something. What he did was rather ingenious. At the end of the second year of their mar- riage, when you visited the Deshlers, Charlie would begin some outlandish story about a dream he had had, know- ing that Dorothy could not correct him on his own dreams. They became the only life he had that was his own. "I thought I was running an air- plane," he would say, "made out of telephone wires and pieces of old leather. I was trying to make it fly to the moon, taking off from my bed- room. About halfway up to the moon, however, a man who looked like Santa Claus, only he was dressed in the uni- form of a customs officer, waved at me to stop-he was in a plane made of telephone wires, too. So I pulled over to a cloud. 'Here,' he said to me, , , h . f you can t go to t e moon, I you are the man who invented these wedding cookies.' Then he showed me a cookie made in the shape of a man and wo- man being married-little images of a man and a woman and a minister, made of dough and fastened firmly to a round, crisp cookie base." So he would go on. j-\.ny psychiatrist will tell you that at the end of the way Charlie was going lies madness in the form of monomania. You can't live in a fantastic dream world, night in and night out and then day in and day out, and remain sane. The sub- stance began to die s low 1 Y out of Charlie's life, and he began to live en tirely in shadow. And since mono- mania of this sort is likely to lead in the end to the reiter- ation of one particular story, Charlie's invention began to grow thin and he eventually took to telling, over and over again, the first dream he had ever described-the story of his curious flight toward the moon in an airplane