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when a person's ass is actually a replica of their face.. all waste is also excreted from the mouth on the replicated face.

all of the seats they sit on are much like toilet seats so that they dont smash their faceass. also their jeans and pants are wider around the faceass so that when they move it doesnt constantly rub against the faceass and cause redness and irritation

normally offensive when pointed out..

can be used as a noun for either the person or the actual replicated face on the ass....