– ERIN HEATHERTON NOT MODELING LINGERIE OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– 5 Shows After Dark: A Meatier Version of Your Standard Alcoholic Lawman[Pajiba]
– Kaley Cuoco In A Thong Photo [Celeb Jihad]
– This 84 Year-Old Grandpa Is Quite Baffled, Excited About the Video Game Playing Machine [BroBible]

We don’t particularly understand why, but Irina Shayk consistently tries to hide from the papz even though she’s one of the most famous bikini models on the planet. It’s possible that she always wants to be on her A-game when in front of cameras, so she might be a little insecure even though on her worst day, she’s probably 10x better looking than your average woman. Anyway, these latest photos were snapped earlier this afternoon in NYC as the Sports Illustrated cover girl was seen running errands around NYC carrying her Louis Vuitton scarf & wearing thigh-high, zipped leather F-Me boots.

Meant to get this up over the weekend, but the pic got lost in the flood. Say hello to Sonni Pacheco, Jeremy Renner’s baby-momma. The lucky sugar baby was happily showing off her Lottery Baby Bump as the pregnant 22-year-old Canadian model was seen out & about L.A. running various errands (which probably involves hitting up luxury stores in Beverly Hills). The news first broken when Jeremy Renner was overheard telling actress Eva Longoria that he was going to be a dad when the two met at the Golden Globes, so ever since then this Pacheco chick has been getting a lot of love in the press.

As an immediate benefit of getting her name out there, she reportedly moved into Jeremy’s L.A. home last week even though they broke up a while back. Sounds like somebody’s feeling a little guilty! What the fuck is up with these extremely rich dudes having unprotected sex with hot, young chicks? Aren’t they aware that chicks are extremely fertile in their early 20s?! We hope he’s ready to write some fat monthly checks after they breakup again in a few months. Poor guy, but major props to Sonni for $coring big!!

As some of you know, Rick Ross’s Rolls Royce was shot up earlier today in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, so let’s hope he quickly gets a hit on whoever wants him dead before they have a chance to strike again. The shots weren’t exactly fired at him, but the dude apparently heard gunshots when he was cruising in his pimp-mobile & then proceeded to drive off the road. It seems he needs to invest in bulletproofing his Double-R, hire a driver & a security detail that follows him around 24/7.

These photos were the last pics of Rick Ross & his woman Shateria Morgane-el snapped recently as they left their NYC hotel.

Here’s more from Fox News (since they’re the #1 source for rapper shootings):

Police in South Florida say rapper Rick Ross crashed his Rolls Royce into a building after hearing shots fired nearby.

Fort Lauderdale police say Ross and his companion, fashion designer Shateria L. Moragne-el, reported hearing multiple shots fired in their direction at around 5:00 a.m. Monday. Police say Ross lost control of the silver Rolls and crashed into an apartment building.

Neither Ross nor his passenger was injured and police say it did not appear that any bullets struck the Rolls.

As much as a I tired, I could not get myself to watch the Pro Bowl. I watched a few snaps just to get a look at the Cowboys players but it was obvious that no one was trying from the start. Adrian Peterson, the best running back in the league, had a fumble from the first snap. So I spent most of my sports watching focused on the NBA and it was a good weekend, depending on what team you were supporting. The biggest news around the league was clearly the injury news of Rajon Rondo. The Celtics PG suffered a torn ACL and unfortunately for fans in the New England area, Rondo will be out for the remainder of the season. A lot of NBA fans around the country were taken back by the news because Rondo is a fun player to watch, plays a unique style and still manages to put up triple doubles like a well seasoned veteran.

Despite the devastating news about Rondo, the Celtics were able to rally around each other and defeat the Miami Heat in double OT. It was a game that had some pretty intense moments from the start. Social media was buzzing from information that had leaked about the Rondo injury but it wasn’t confirmed until after halftime and maybe the Celtics players that knew used it as fuel. Even though the Celtics beat the Heat because of tough team defense and clutch shooting, it felt a little like winning the battle and losing the war. How does a team overcome their best player having a season ending injury at the very apex of his career? And because of the age of the Celtics and it’s stars, the rumors will continue to mount about blowing up the team and starting a new era.

The other showcase game for the NBA was between the Thunder (best record in the league before the game) and Lakers, who were in desperation mode. The Lakers played well, at times looking like the team that everyone thought they would be. Kobe was once again 1 rebound away from a triple-double and once again had 14 assists; while unorthodox for time, it seems to be working for well for the Lakers. The Lakers have won two straight and are looking like a new team but watch out, they have a long road trip coming up that could very well define the entire season.

Other news around the Association: Melo dropped 42 points on the Hawks (making nine 3-pointers) as the Knicks continue to try and keep pace with the Heat atop the eastern conference. Blake Griffin lead the Clippers over the Blazers as they keep playing well without the star PG Paul. Oh yeah, my Mavs won last night as they continue to slowly but surely look better.

I wanted to give “Fruitvale” a shout-out b/c it really looks like it’s gonna be special. The film, which is named after the Fruitvale BART Station where the incident took place, tells the story of 22-year-old S.F. Bay Area resident Oscar Grant & his various experiences on his last day day of life before he was fatally shot by BART police officer Johannes Mehserle. The film isn’t a documentary, but rather a drama written & directed by Richmond, CA-based Ryan Coogler. Even though this is his debut project, the guy scored big dogs like Forest Whitaker to help produce & Oscar-winning actress Octavia Spencer to star in the film. She plays the role of Oscar Grant’s mother, Wanda Grant.

Ryan Coogler had a wildly successful film festival since his film was reportedly purchased by Harvey Weinstein’s distribution company for a cool $2 million, following a bidding war among other distribution houses. Many congrats to him for entering the Up & Coming Sugar Daddy Community.

Selena Gomez was spotted filling up her Ford Escape Limited looking good with her knee high stockings but apparently wasn’t paying attention because after filling up her tank she forgot to release the handle and spilled some gasoline onto the ground. Our impression is that she was deeply thinking of ways she’d kill both Justin Bieber and Barbara Palvin. Selena might be single and has Spring Breakers being released in March but she’s still a crazy young starlet who wouldn’t surprise us if she had a shrine dedicated to the death of Justin and Barbara in her house. Either that or she’s just that stupid that she doesn’t know how to fill her gas tank propoerly.

Here we have winner from the 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards, okay with the exception of Lea Michele sneaking her way into this post. Anyways, to recap: Silver Linings Playbook, Lincoln, Les Miserables, and Modern Family lead the way with 4 nominations each. Jennifer Lawrence added to her trophy case taking home the Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role for Silver Linings Playbook while Claire Danes won Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series for Homeland. Sofia Vergara and Sarah Hyland were apart of the group that won Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series for Modern Family while Michelle Dockey was apart of the group that won Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series for Downtown Abbey. Check out a full list of winners and for more information, visit the SAG Awards website.

Since it was a really busy weekend on the site (Saturday & Sunday), I figured we’d take a second to highlight a few of our juiciest posts. Just click on each photo below to hit the original post for those of you who had better things to this past weekend than staying on top of celebrity gossip…