Quotes from the Movie A Knights Tale

It is strange to think, I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to. I next compete in the city of Paris, I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there. Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.

William Thatcher

Love has given me wings so I must fly.

William Thatcher

If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.

William Thatcher

Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ugh. Pain, lots of pain.

Wat Falhurst

I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct it's light to the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.

Wat Falhurst

All right, I'm about this fonging close mate! I swear to God, Quaisimodo! I oughta...

Wat Falhurst

We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true.

Wat Falhurst

We're English, Jeff! We know who he is!

Wat Falhurst

"Lilium inter spenius" The lily among the thorns.

Geoffrey Chaucer

You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! Today... today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Geoffrey Chaucer

Yes, master Falhurst, I'm well aware a good fonging is on the way.

Geoffrey Chaucer

Now I got their attention, you go and win their hearts.

Geoffrey Chaucer

It's a small target Will, but aim for his heart.

Geoffrey Chaucer

I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.