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Hilliary Clinton will withdraw from the presidential race after the Iowa caucuses, the New Hampshire primary and the South Carolina primary, claiming some mysterious illness. Why? Obama has made a secret deal with Bill: if the Trailer Trash Queen (crowned by the dollar that she snatched from James Carville’s famous trolling across Arkansas) leaves the race, then she will not go to prison for eTreason.

What’s in the deal for Obama?

Obama gets to schlong Hilliary again while appearing to help her avoid prison. This is technically a hate crime since Obama hates Hillary and would not, in reality, actually schlong her, even with somebody else’s schlong.

What’s in the deal for Bill?

Bill gets to schlong Hilliary, even though he hasn’t actually taken his deformed schlong anywhere near her since 1978. Bill does not want Hilliary to become president for two reasons: he wants to hold his superiority as President over her forever and he wants his cash cow, the Clinton foundation, to be exempt from federal prosecution.

The fix is in, the deal is done and Hillary is toast. She will go quietly because she knows that if she were in prison, Bill would cavort openly, with no restraint. She will play the medical card (remember the head injury about which she has been less than candid) and the grandmother card. She will ardently declare to keep fighting the good fight from the sidelines. Then she will sheepishly withdraw.

What’s in the deal for America? Nothing. The dynamics of this sordid arrangement are simply the mechanics of a vendetta. But, it is amusing that the tired, old, nagging, elastic-waistband-pants-suit-clad warrior in the army of the Democrat War on Women, a self-proclaimed and self-justified feminist, will get the hook from two men who have previously given her a devastating schlong.