8 MEN WHO HAVE BLUER BALLS THAN YOU DO

It’s the weekend and officially no-masturbation night, since it’s at least theoretically possible that I will go out and get laid. But I take some comfort in the fact that others have it rougher than I do.

Landon Conrad returned to Men On Edge for more exquisite torture this week — but he’s not the only one. So I present seven men with bluer balls than me right now. Look, but don’t touch, after the jump …