There’s a Tantrum, a Scream…a CHAOS leading to CARNAGE! It’s a full on festive meltdown…Pearl’s beating herself, anger, fieriness, destruction…writhing around on the stage, chocolate, clothing, everything everywhere…

BUT!

Sound clip: “I need a hero!”

A box of Heroes has appeared…

The Heroes have saved Pearl Grey!

Brave, heroic chocolates.

They’ve saved the day!

CHERRY BOMB: “I would strip, but I’m wearing spanx and it takes ages to get out of. Do you know why I wear Spanx?…So I don’t have to have sex with my husband…”

Blimey.

“Are there any men with beards in the audience?”

There’s a few…

“Any hairy men?”

Some.

“Are there any bald men?”

Me!

“Can we have some hairy men on stage…”

Cherry Bomb picks two…Dickie Dalliance and the Man from Gimcrack…it seems that these men are going to be glittered senseless! Ornamental beard men, festive style!

And they’re off…tons of spray on glue, a little glitter here, a santa ornament there…

Ta da! (okay, the picture below is just a hint)

Christmas Faces (Rob Brazier)

Done! Festively basted and very ornamental! Dickie Dalliance has a face like a Christmas tree…(looks pretty marvellous actually)