Dr Bob for Surgeon General

Mar 9, 2009

Hi, I would be so happy if Obama picked you for surgeon general. As you know all too well we need an STD specialist who isn't afraid of sex, and giving people access to clean needles, to help undo the damage caused by Bush's sex ed policies.
You or Dr. Joel Gallant would be my top choices if it were up to me, but its not : (

Response from Dr. Frascino

Hi,

Even though Sanjay Gupta recently turned down the Surgeon General job, I doubt Barack will tap either Joel or me for the post. Besides, if he did, who would answer the gazillions of questions about cross-dressing transsexual lesbian Mormon midgets having sex on the down-low with closeted gay rightwing wingnut GOPers?

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