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This guy might be a keeper after all. I think I'm going to start calling him Mr. Banana. (btw special thanks to whoever posted the video up in the general chat... had me laughing for a good 30 minutes).

mamiMaster of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex

Posted:
Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:53 pm

Tip: start his name changing slowly. First call him Paul Nana, then mr P. Nana, than Panana, then Banana

Ps: it's night for me here

EDIT: it might be that he didn't watch the YouTube vid because time is money in his internet cafe/brandwidth is not high.

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GeneralAbacha419Eater is my life

Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 301
Location: Canada

Posted:
Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:20 am

^^^^ yeah yeah I love doing that to lads. Sometimes they get angry, sometimes they pretend not to notice, but its great fun.

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AriElite Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269

Posted:
Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:31 am

Yep, many lads never read the first email you send them. 2 years ago, I sent rather rude Igbo insults to a few thousand lads. Quite a few of them wrote back: "pls, send the Westin Union monies today, blah blah blah"

Dupes419Eater is my life

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States

Posted:
Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:14 am

I once proposed marriage to one of my lads in my first response to him. He accepted my proposal (knowing full well that I was a man) but unfortunately we got into a fight over a consignment payment and the engagement was cancelled.

Usually the name change thing needs to be gradual Like mami said. However sometimes you can get away with calling them whatever you want like the General said.

I have a pet named Sansan Laafi. In my first response I called him "Samson Laffy". Second response was "Sampson Laffy Taffy". Third was "Mr. Laffy Taffy". and it just went on and on. My last response to him I called him "Mombo Banana patch" and I am running out of ideas to make it any goofier. He doesn't seem to care as long as I promise MONEY.

FiveForcesElite Baiter

Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)

Posted:
Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:20 am

That video! I missed it in general chat, so thanks for posting. I hope Mr Banana enjoyed it

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