Pets

Well it would seem that despite our very best efforts, we are going to be stuck with 2-foots as pets at least for now. I really thought that Merry had found a real alternative when she mentioned Chip-Monks, but it seems that they are not tall enough to reach the treats off the shelves of the Sainsbury's allotment. So anyway, the bottom line is we need to concentrate on training our pet 2-foots better than ever.

Pry-Minister Millie has just announced her cabby-net re-shuffle. One appointment she hasn't made yet is Minister for training. Would anybun like to volunteer for the job? It would involve formulating a plan and a training schedule that we could make all of our 2-foots follow.