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November 05, 2012

The Liberal Media

Just one day before the election, Liberal mouthpieces NPR, The Washington Post, and many others, published an article from the Obama propaganda machine's Associated Press titled "Obama Favored In His Ancestral Kenyan Village."

KOGELO, Kenya (AP) — Here in President Barack Obama's ancestral village in Kenya, witch doctor John Dimo tossed some shells, bones and other items to determine who will win Tuesday's election.

After throwing the objects like so many dice outside his hut in Kogelo village, Dimo, who says he is 105 years old, points to a white shell and declares: "Obama is very far ahead and is definitely going to win."

Most Kenyans consider Obama, the son of a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, as one of their own. Barack Obama has five Kenyan half-brothers and a half-sister.

There you have it. Obama is from Kenya, better vote for the white guy just to be safe. The case is finally solved, and just one day before the election. You can call off Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Cold Case Posse now.

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Calling the media you cite as Liberal mouthpieces is of course spurious since NPR is headed by a Republican and the Washington post is about as far from liberal as the Wall Street Journal. Funny, nonetheless.\

The 105 y.o. villager throwing shells hasn't heard about hackable electronic voting machines, hanging chads and lawyers. Remember - in case of a tie (choke, cough, sputter . . . sorry) it will be decided by the Supreme (kangaroo) court and we all know how THAT will turn out.