Tonight, The Ninja Pirates starred in our very own candid-camera style porn.

We were moving some ships and POS modules to Akora using our pal Travis’ shiny new Charon. As he jumped through the Reisen gate into Akora and began the excrutiatingly long align, three sparkling reds warped up to say hello. Hoping against hope, I watched Travis inch toward top speed but alas–and unsurprisingly–it was not to be. The Megathron, Navy Issue Megathron, and Phobos scrammed, webbed, and fired. In short order, the Exxon Valdez was rubble (damned stylish rubble, though!) and we retreated to Reisen to comfort ourselves.

We were all in pretty rotten moods as the Charon was expensive and so was the dropped cargo and it just rankled that those rat-bastards were going to get all that loot and possibly a salvage. Travis did try a suicide run in a cheapy Badger to see if he could grab any of the drops, but it was no use. However, in our hour of need, our prayers were answered. A mischevious Eagle pilot zoomed in from the proverbial nowhere and POPPED THE WRECK.