Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Excerpts from the Life of Kid

She clung desperately to his leg with one hand, while the other hand wiped furiously. The toy ball dangled ever closer to danger, as he swung his hand wildly in all directions. She kept wiping, unflinchingly, as the rush of the inevitable swept his leg from her grasp, like a rogue wave in a vast ocean of disgust.

"It's not the worst diaper change we've had," she thought consolingly as she watched the crap-covered bottom crawl off the changing pad and onto the rug.