Impossible. Bill stayed the night at my house after losing at poker and getting tanked on good tequila. His phone is dead today and he can't call out. I won't let him use my phones until he pays up the $100 he owes me from the poker game.

Clinton is a sloppy drunk I can tell you.... This place is a mess. And his secret service entourage is a pack of good-ol'-boys, but try to get them to make a beer run and 'Oh No, we can't leave Billy alone, what if something happens?'

Clinton was a popular president, but Gingrich is a much better card player...