I talked to Martin Freeman for about 15 minutes in a queue in the dry cleaners because i recognised him and thought he played hockey with my brother. He chatted the whole time and never once let on who he was. https://t.co/ViLzKSJo5a

In NYC getting on the subway, doors open and I’m face-to-face with Robert Pattinson. Had places to go, so he stepped off and I got on. My little sis (16 at the time) standing behind me, double-takes like, “Really?” He just shrugs, “Yeah” and the doors close. https://t.co/aIkkgEIft6

When I was working at the Mobil station in Woodstock, NY, Ethan Hawke came in and bought a pack of Juicy Fruit. “.75 cents” i said. He gave me a 5 dollar bill. I gave him four dollars and 25 cents. He said “Thanks.” https://t.co/LIgbNPrfI1

I happened to be sitting next to Evan Rachel Wood at a karaoke bar in NYC and I turned to her and said “has anyone ever told you you look like Evan Rachel Wood?” She laughed and said, “that is what people call me…” and then her song came up and I died. https://t.co/8ceFrHxP76

One time Mika Kunis tried to play with a dog I was walking when we were in line at a cafe, and I (not recognizing her at firs) said, “I’m actually trying to get her to calm down.” She was very apologetic.

I unintentionally followed Robert Pattinson into the bathroom once. He held the door for me. We peed quietly yet in sync with each other. No words were exchanged. I still think about it to this day. https://t.co/zVj8rxE8iR

my friend and I were in line at an empty Starbucks when Tim Allen walked in. He went to the front of the line instead of the back and awkwardly inched past us to get in back. My order was a little complicated. I could see Tim’s foot tapping impatiently. It was very quiet & weird https://t.co/a2kfR3Q8G2

I was trying to take a picture of the piranhas at the Central Park Zoo and right before I clicked, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles stepped next to me and ruined my picture with a reflection of their legs. https://t.co/Ynkf4u6ZoG