10/01/2014

Riding through Alabama at night, there was some good country music on "Bama Country" till a commercial came on.

Whooee, the CDC is sure treating good ole boys like they're total jackasses.

They got some actress to play like she's southern and a mother and she's asking the guys listening to be "real men" and go get injected with the flu vaccine and the TDaP vaccine, to protect their family from getting sick. Then there's little girl's voice agreeing. You know, the "let's protect the women folk and little 'uns" ploy.

Remember back when whooping cough used to be spread by kids? Well no more, the CDC is trying to offload its stock, so now whooping cough is spread by grownups, too. Next it'll be the elderly spreads it. Roll up your sleeve, Grandpa, CDC wants to stick you with their bill.

What they ain't saying is it's their own damn shot that spreads it. That little bit of news would make it hard to sell the damn things.

And the flu don't do squat to people. Come to find out it it was only 18 people who died of flu, not 36,000. To sell that worthless shot, CDC went and multiplied the truth by 2000 times and made a big fat lie

CDC, how come you don't have that little southern-acting little actress tell folks a little something about that good for nothing shot for a flu that is joke? How bout you tell the country folk you're talking down to with them ads, that the flu shot has 25,000 times more mercury in it that the government allows in drinking water? Hmmm?

So, yeah, be a real man and get a shot that's like slamming yourself on head 25,000 with sledge hammer.

And the TDap or DTaP - the guy in charge of safety of 'em said they were the filthiest substance ever injected in human body. Not runner up to the filthiest. The winner of filthy. Yeah, does the CDC think that's just the sort of things good ole boys would gravitate toward? That's like a real man rushing right out and drinking shit water from the toilet.

Now, don't leave off that there's a sterilizing agent in both shots. Yeah, no joke. So taking 2 shots, not just one, would be like a good ole boy like cutting off 2 balls, not just 1, to make himself a real man.

Yeah, like real men listen to vaccine commercials and immediately get an urge to run right out and act like trained seals for the CDC. "Here, take not one but now 2 vaccines you don't need that'll spread disease and sterilize you. Now, there's a real man!"

Does the CDC expect Alabama good ole boys and all the other good ole boys to keel over on demand, too?

Why scarier? Because people ain't buying it anymore. 88% of smart parents in LA are somehow passing up on smashing their kids brains in with all that mercury or putting toilet bowl slop into their babies with a needle. We good ole boys can't beat that figure. None of us need your "shit in a shot." Or as the Brits would say, "shaite in shot."

Boy, the CDC is some big building full of dopes if they think all they gotta do is put a cheap commercial on a country channel in Alabama where some southern-sounding actress says "real men take TWO shots," and country guys are just going to put down their beer or their barbeque tongs or their hammer or their rifle and rush right out and get crap shot into them. Yeah, right.

Hard as it might be for the CDC to get it, Alabama country boys and country boys around the country in general actually know the difference between being real men and being mind controlled.

For Alabama good ole boys, being real men means stuff like telling the truth. Like the CDC telling the country how it hid the truth about the MMR shot that wrecks little black boy's' brains or the CDC fessing up that they ran the Tuskegee (Alabama) experiment, and how they watched black men die of syphilis on purpose.

Do you CDC folks think white good ole boys don't care about what you did to black farmers near Tuskegee for all those years? You think we don't care you got a racist vaccine that's wrecking little black boys for life and their folks? If so, maybe you missed that white trucker who filled his semi with water bottles he paid for him and on his own dime drove down to New Orleans after Katrina to help black people in trouble, and how the only racists were the government that wouldn't let him deliver it. And maybe you missed all those white fundamentalists churches that went down, too. to help out black people they never met but still cared about.

Try doing a little looking around. You see those white construction workers having lunch with those black construction workers? Can you figure that out? Or maybe you have your heads too far up those test tubes of lab-made ebola.

You may be racist asses selling racist shots over at the CDC, but you know what? You're all alone. Americans, including good ole boys, grew up a long time ago. We give a damn about other people.

So, let's be real clear. Real men ain't afraid of a couple of little pricks, we just don't listen to all the big ones over at CDC.