Floriduh. The place where constant news stories come from that make California look like Utah. A place whose climate and waterways regularly welcome all flesh-eating bacterias and red tides. Humidity so thick you could cut it with a knife. Daily thunderstorms in the middle of summer. Rednecks everywhere. A place where if you see a puddle, you gotta assume there's an alligator near by. A state so flat that if you build a three story house, chances are you're the highest elevation in your town. Insects so bad that people have to not only screen their porches, they have to screen their entire back yards! Try going to a resort area and most of what you see are thuggish, gold-chain-wearing, Jersey Shore-type D-bag wops. No wonder it's so cheap to live there.

Florida... Just look at a map and you'll see why they call it the Dick of America.

Floriduh.
Florida... Just look at a map and you'll see why they call it the Dick of America.

Thanks for ruining another thread, penis on the mind Mark, why do you think Shack built his multi-million dollar house on another lake I ride on, lake Butler? Doesn't sound like you have ever even been in Florida, One thing is true in that it rains everyday, usually in the afternoon, went for a wakeboard run this morning and going surfing now, Florida is awesome!

Thanks for ruining another thread, penis on the mind Mark, why do you think Shack built his multi-million dollar house on another lake I ride on, lake Butler? Doesn't sound like you have ever even been in Florida, One thing is true in that it rains everyday, usually in the afternoon, went for a wakeboard run this morning and going surfing now, Florida is awesome!

I’ve been to Florida twice in the last year and a half. Our best friends live there. I’ve been to Vero Beach, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Palm Beach, Orlando, Winter Park, Naples, Tampa Bay, Clearwater Beach and other places as well. I even considered moving there until I visited there. I didn’t say one untrue thing about Florida. Ever heard of a no-see-um? Is that a gator I see in the pic under the dock in front of that trailer park? Why would you brag about boarding and surfing in the summer? You also forgot to mention the fact that you gotta get out of the water every day when those thunder and lighting storms show up between noon and 2:00 every day. I can’t speak for Shack other than say, “you can take the boy out of the ghetto”.....

You wanna know the worst thing about Florida that I didn’t even mention? It’s turning purple.

I didn’t say one untrue thing about Florida. Ever heard of a no-see-um? Is that a gator I see in the pic under the dock in front of that trailer park? Why would you brag about boarding and surfing in the summer? You also forgot to mention the fact that you gotta get out of the water every day when those thunder and lighting storms show up between noon and 2:00 every day. I can’t speak for Shack other than say, “you can take the boy out of the ghetto”.....
You wanna know the worst thing about Florida that I didn’t even mention? It’s turning purple.

Not true! The rain does not start until 3 o'clock in Orlando, it might be earlier on the coasts, but there are very few days out of the entire year when I cannot wakeboard or surf! That gives me about 8 hours to be on the lake before the rain starts. I am bragging because the thunderstorms do Not stop us from riding in Florida. Heck, one day on Butler chain of lakes, a storm came in so we just boated north to the northern most lake in the chain and we were fine. Also, you have been to quite a few beaches in Florida, didn't you notice there are No bugs on the beach? Any day I am on the water, I don't even notice the humidity. You didn't see my wakesetter VLX at the dock, but you see a faux alligator? Alligators are in all the lakes down here, they don't bother me, but they might go after you! Stay away! Also, I don't live in a trailer park, it is a resort RV community and I own my land, cost me 10 bucks a day to pay for Everything, taxes, utilities, storage, upkeep, everything! Think about that next time you look at your mortgage payment, you are paying More money on interest on your mortgage, than I pay to live in a nice house, with a Big deck, on the water that's only five minutes from DisneyWorld. And I know you want to see my big Deck!

I'm confused on the link to the Mansion and the trailer park. Is that your house for sell? Or do you boat on the same lake as that house and you have a trailer in a trailer community. I have a trailer in a golf cart community on the lake and it's great!!!!

joeshmoe, I'm confused on the link to the Mansion and the trailer park. Is that your house for sell? Or do you boat on the same lake as that house and you have a trailer in a trailer community. I have a trailer in a golf cart community on the lake and it's great!!!!

No, the house is not mine that is for sale, the house is on the same lake I ride on. My boat is on the north side of the lake, where it's more protected, the Mansion is in the middle of the lake and not protected very well, I have never seen a boat docked there.

Just looked at your neighbor's property and that place IS CRAZY. Did he have a boat stored in his boat house? I don't think my neighbor is going to sell for 1.65M unless you add a couple 100k for being five minutes from Disney.

Hey so are you taking your friend, Dorian for a pull soon? I hear she can do 1080’s in about .03 seconds. Let us know if Dorian gives your RV trailer a free parasail ride. Kidding aside, I hope you and yours stay safe.

That's a lot of money for a house that would be more of a pain than anything and surprisingly no garage. Building a proper shop from scratch on waterfront property isn't cheap. Also for that much I'd expect my own boat ramp. Lake is a bit small, short runs between turnarounds. Personally I'd rather be on a public river for a fraction of the price.

That's a lot of money for a house that would be more of a pain than anything and surprisingly no garage. Building a proper shop from scratch on waterfront property isn't cheap. Also for that much I'd expect my own boat ramp. Lake is a bit small, short runs between turnarounds. Personally I'd rather be on a public river for a fraction of the price.

Why do you say the lake is small? Its a mile long and runs north and south, so it's always flat! There is(was?) a wakeboarding camp in Orlando that is(was?) half its size. Not bad for a private lake, the only reason I say it's private is because Nobody knows how to get to the Public boat ramp!