How y'all doin there folks?My name is Aberdeen WashingtonAnd I'm a proud AmericanAnd a terrorist fighterThat's rightHey gimme another beer bitch!Now when the day Bin Laden comes to townIma drop a dueceWipe it up with his towelMow my lawnSit on the couchIma watch some footballI pray to the lord the Cowboys winAnd beat the hell outta them damn redskinsCall up the boysGet drunk as shitGod damn right I'm an AmericanThat's rightI'm American

Got a picture of Regan above my fireNext to the deer I shot with my rifleNra hell yeah I support 'emNo pro choiceNo abortionMexicans, send em back over the boarderRide on home to SamoaOr wherever they come fromTakin' our jobsEatin our hamburgersTakin our jobsThey takin our jobsI see them in the fieldI'm takin their head offI hate my jobAnd I hate my bossBut I love my countryAnd I pray to godThat the cowboys winFuck yeah Romo!And the Cowboys winThat's right that's right that's rightC'monEverybodyJust clap your handsIf you love our countryIf you love our landThat's rightAnd if you're not clapping your handsYou're a terroristAnd you eat sand... SandwichesThe day Bin Laden comes to townImma drop a deuceWipe my poop with his towelMow my lawnSit on the couchAnd Imma watch some footballAnd I pray to the lord the Cowboys winAnd beat the hell outta them damn redskinsCall up the boysGet drunk as shitGod damn right I'm AmericanI'm Ameri-fuckin-canAnd john Mccain and Sarah PalinI know you lost out thereIt was a tough oneBut you're still 2 mavericks in my bookDon't worry about itAnd listen PalinI heard you like beerMe tooI don't have a 6 packBut I got a beer bong in my pantsWhat do ya say we go get shit facedIn a helicopter and kill a mooseAmericaThe chosenGunsExplosionsMcdonaldsBowlingYou don't like itWe exploit youPop a pillGet a boner!Hell yeahTony RomoMan that guy is so damn cuteI wanna sack his bonerAnd ride him broke backAll the way to WyomingNo homo... SikeHey I said no homoFuck terrorists!I mean like, I don't wanna fuck terroristsGuys I'm kidding!I like RomoI don't "like" RomoI said fuck terroristsNot I wanna fuck a terroristYou wouldIf you woulda caught bin ladenYou wouldn't give him one in the butt?For America?If you said "no homo" right after you did it?It doesn't count if it's terroristsHey little AberdeenCome in hereYeah?Hey come sing the national family anthemCome onUsaUsaUsaUsaUsaUsaUsaHey heyUsaUsaUsaUsaUsaUsaUsaHey heyThat's rightI'm an American citizenAberdeen WashingtonThis is my countryAnd just because Barrack ObamaWon the presidential electionDoes not mean that half the countryDoesn't feel the same way I doMan I came to America yeahAnd I live in America c'monAnd I live in AmericaI do too dadLemme get emAnd I live in AmericaDad And I live in AmericaShut upLittle Aberdeen shut the fuck upMy badLemme tell emThat's rightI'm American