Lucy: Ya, and he's so mean to you. Doesn't he always tell you you look like you've slept on your face?

Kristy: Yeah.. but he's just really honest.

Missy: Well, what about when you reminded him that he owes you $600, and he punched you in the neck?

Kristy: Well, he's just really sensitive - he's a Cancer.

Lucy: [ weepy-wyed ] Kristy, listen to yourself! I hate to see this happen to you! You're my best friend!

[ everyone tries not to laugh ]

Boss: Really, Kristy. Give him the keys to the street, and do it tonight!

[ Four Days Later ]

[ Tammy and re-enter the Food Court to almost identical positions ]

Tammy: So, Kristy, still going out with that a-hole Paul?

Kristy: I can't believe we're all wearing the same thing we did four days ago!

Lucy: No, we aren't!

Kristy: Trust me - we are. Anyway, I told Paul to haul ass!

Missy: More like he told you!

Kristy: Not even. He came over, and I went to get the mail, and when I came back, and I was all, "Did you use my phone to call a girl?" And he was all, "No!" So I picked it up, and I hit redial, and, lo and behold.. [ imiiates dialing noise ] "Hello?" I'm all, "You're busted, sweetie.. and so are you, Paul! GET OUT!!

Lucy: Wow! you are the queen of phone trickery!

Missy: So, how are those fries Kristy? Trying to put a little chunk in your trunk?

Kristy: Me? You're the one looking a little loose in the caboose - you Donut Hut slut!

[ everyone oohs ]

Boss: Yeah, Missy! You're so dumb.. when they were passing out brains, you thought they said "Trains".. and then, you got on it.. on a train, then went for a ride!