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I cannot help myself. Whenever it is in my sight, I must pursue it. I must know my estimated body fat, body water, and muscle mass. I must know how many calories I should take in based on my body composition and personal data. I must, I must, I must!

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Features

Get a more complete picture of your fitness level and gauge your progress with the Tony Little Body Express Body Fat Scale with Voice Assist by HoMedics.

This scale displays more than just your weight

When you stand on this multifunctional scale in bare feet it uses Bioelectrical Impedance Analysis to calculate estimates of your body fat, body water and muscle mass

Records data for up to 6 individual users, making it a great fitness tool for the entire family

Daily Calorie Predictor Function - estimates the number of calories needed based on your body composition and personal data; may be used as a guide when setting daily calorie goals during weight loss and exercise programs

Athletic mode - for active individuals ages 15 to 85 years

Normal mode - for individuals ages 10 to 85 years

Voice Assist Setup - guides you through entry of personal data in English or Spanish

Warning: Do not use this product if you have a pacemaker or other internal medical device. This product is not intended for use by children under 10 years of age or pregnant women. Always consult your physician to determine what is most ideal for you.

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