60th Birthday Jokes

Funny 60th birthday jokes and one liners to help bring some laughter to this momentous (and perhaps *slightly* depressing) occasion! Turning 60 is a milestone worth celebrating, and a good excuse for a laugh too.

A lot of these 60th birthday one liners are short enough for a card message or to include in a 60th birthday speech.

Other ways to use these jokes is to include as part of the birthday invitation wording, or print and frame one of the one-liners and use as a part of the party decor. You could also display a joke next to a photo of the person as a centerpiece near the birthday cake or as you enter the venue of the party. Or just text them a joke on their birthday as a funny way to say congratulations.

60th Birthday Jokes about Aging

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

You know you're getting older when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

60th Birthday "Year Born" Poster

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