McLeish: Oh, Mother, that's the most loving thing you've ever said to me. And I assure you, I'm just as important as these buildings look.

[All of the fake buildings fell down, revealing the pound.]

Agatha: [gasps after seeing the dog pound sign on the main building. She turns to face her son.]

You are a dog catcher?!

McLeish: [whimpers] Maybe.

[Rebound has caught up with Niblet.]

Rebound: Found you! Oh, Niblet, that was great! We should do this all the time! Don't you think? Don'tcha?! Huh?! We should always be together, just you and me, me and you, you, you, you, me, me, me, brother and sister, together forever and ever --

Niblet: Stop! I can't take it no more!

Rebound: What do you mean?

Niblet: [groans] All you do is follow me around and jump all over me and lick me! You're the most annoyingest little sister who ever got born, and I don't want to see you ever, ever, ever again!

Rebound: Okay. If that's what you want. [sniffles]

[McLeish is talking with his mother, Agatha, about finding Rebound.]

Agatha: When I got home, I found that adorable little puppy you put in my car.

Fang: Cookie? What kind of name is that? Sounds like something a human would think of.

Cookie: As a matter of fact, it is, and --

Fang: Look, Cookie, how about you take your adorable human name, turn around, and go bother someone else? We have nothing to discuss.

Cookie: Oh, really? Well, listen, tough guy. I'm sure the "alpha male" routine works on some dogs, but I've got an operation to run and --

Fang: That's just fascinating. Meanwhile, I've got --

Cookie: You did not just interrupt the Cookie! Honey, right now I don't know who you are or where you come from. What I do know is that you're filthy, and you smell like a dog park dumpster on a hot day in August.

Fang: Uh...

Cookie: Did I ask a question to which the answer is "uh"? Now hush up and listen. You will come out of that kennel and you will take a bath. And once you're clean, you will drop the attitude, you will smile, and you will help us help you out!

Fang: (smiles) Okay.

Cookie: Really?

Fang: No one's ever talked to me like that. I kinda like it. Name's Fang.

Squirt: Bad luck is bad luck. You can't just wash it off with soap and water.

Lucky: You know, I get why Niblet believes in all this hocus-pocus stuff. I mean, he refuses to eat out of the left side of his dish ever Tuesday, Friday, and third Monday.

Niblet: That's so the magic flea angels won't get me.

Lucky: But, you, Squirt -- I don't understand.

[Everyone has just been sprayed with water in the headquarters.]

Squirt: See? Everything the kid touches turns to wet kibble.

Taboo: It's true, Mr. Lucky. I'm a jinx.

Lucky: No, you're not. It was just a coincidence.

[Lucky and Taboo walk off.]

Dolly: A coincidence that ruined my perm.

[Mr. Geekman is telling Olaf that he wants to adopt Taboo.]

Mr. Geekman: He's more perfect than Pi. Oh, I can't wait to show him to all of the kids in my algebra class. For once, they'll see that their old math teacher's search for perfection has come to fruition. All I have to do now is ride home, tell the wife, and bring her back here to see her new pet.

[Mr. Geekman gets back on his bike and prepares to ride away. Olaf walks over to him.]

Lucky: (to Taboo) See? I told you it's not bad luck.

Mr. Geekman: Be sure to leave a little sign on the gate, Olaf! I don't want anybody to take that dog before I --

[Mr. Geekman suddenly rides straight into a brick wall by the gate and falls down.]

Olaf: Mr. Geekman!

[Olaf runs over to help him.]

Squirt: (sarcastically) Oh no, no. He's not bad luck at all.

[Taboo is describing his history of bad luck.]

Taboo: Ever since the day I was born. Hmm, I remember it like it was months ago.

[Strudel and Lucky are getting ready to take Ginger to her perfect person.]

Strudel: Time to go, Lucky.

Lucky: Okay. Say goodbye, Ginger.

Ginger: (smiling) Goodbye Ginger.

[Lucky is by himself in the telecom room attempting to contact Dolly at the Pound Puppy headquarters for permission to allow Slick and Chip to stay at Shelter 17. He turns on the device, checks to see if anyone is watching, and then quickly shuts it off. Lucky then pretends he's having a conversation on the telecom.]

Mailman: (To Mr. Grupo) It's the first time a dog, let alone three dogs didn't bark like crazy at me. Not a peep. And look at this, they brought me my slippers [holds up slippers]...Wait a minute, how'd they get my slippers? Ah well, it sure was cute.

[Rebound, Cupcake, Patches, and Boots are outside Chuckie's school, and Rebound is running around them talking about a crime investigation show she watched.]

Rebound: I saw this show once where this guy looked like he was guilty of robbing something even though he wasn't guilty, and then some detective people proved he wasn't guilty, and then they got the real guy, and then the first guy went free and kissed his wife, and that's what happened!

[Rebound is running in circles hyperactively and Teensy, a kitten, seems a little taken by her.]

Teensy: [Refering to Rebound] Are all you dogs like this? Because it's very overwhelming.

Patches: Naw, She just does this when she gets excited...or happy...or confused...or bored. Okay. Yeah, she's always like this. But that's just her.

[Spoons is telling the pup club about her old friend, a puppy named Bumper.]

Spoons: When I was just a little kitten, I didn't have anywhere to stay. Then I bumped into Bumper. He was a puppy, and didn't have anyone either. So we became each other's family. I loved him and he loved me!

[Rebound is trying to convince Spoons to disobey the Kennel Kittens' orders and go live with Suzanne and Bumper.]

Rebound: And besides, how can it be wrong for you to be with Suzanne and Bumper if you know in your heart that it's so right? You should never give up on your dream.

Patches: Alright, so what's your deal? How come you were so determined to keep Spoons from being with a dog?

Ace: Believe it or not, when I was a kitten, my best friend was a puppy. But then he left me to be with his perfect person. Just like that. It broke my heart. And I guess it left me wary of dogs. But now, I don't know. Maybe I should try and find that pup so I can hear his side of the story. After all, you dogs-well, some of you, anyway--you're not half bad.

Strudel: But she can't be in there. I didn't calculate her weight, and I don't think the vent will... (vent breaks) ...hold her. (Sparky turns the lights back on)

Mr. Henderson: Dot?!

Dot: (nervously) Uh... Hi, daddy.

Mr. Stinkman: Your daughter? Henderson, what is the meaning of this?! Were you using a child to pull off one your absurd presentations?! You've embarrassed the company and made a mess of this account! You can forget about that promotion! In fact, YOU'RE FIRED!

Mr. Henderson: But, Mr. Stinkman--

Mr. Stinkman: I'm so sorry, gentlemen. Please, forget about all this. Mr. Henderson is no longer representing this company.