Thanks to the rise of many modern sports that can barely be counted as sports such as "Pie-eating" "Underwater-rugby" "Golf" and "Chess", the International Comma Game has found it's feet in the World of word-athletics and is now a standard competition at the Olimpicks. The aim of the game is to find the hidden full-stop within the multitude of commas.

The following is an excerpt from round 4 of a comma game played between English Grand-Master Geoffrey Biddle and Welsh Grand-Master David Jones:

After eighteen minutes Welsh Grand Master David Jones succesfully found the elusive full-stop in the passage winning him the Title of British Champion. He went to on to win this consecutively thus producing a list of dates next to his name which are seperated by commas.

Commanism is the over-use of commas in order to gain influential political power and control of the media. It was widely practiced in places such as France and the USA during the 20th Century. The war against Commanism was spearheaded by the capitalists who in the end won over leading to a Capitalist society which we live in today.

Despite this demise in the comma, English teachers still insist on its usage along with paragraphs and any students found to be lacking these two things will be forced to write out the teacher's shopping list 100 times to get used to dealing with commas.

As a footnote, all of the commas in the world have been used up and may not be used any more. Most comma factories that exist were in Africa and have been evaporated within Africa's seemingly endless civil wars. This alone should teach people something.