I work for a company where we build and maintain various web sites and services, one of which is a dating site. There is a set of part-questions in the communication system that lets you finish the question with your own ending. The one I want to focus on is like this:

“What would you do if…”

And you just add an ending. Well, just for fun, Dennis thought he would query the database and see how many people used the word “fart” in their finished question. The following are the actual results:

What would you do if your date farted? HAHAHA!!!!!
What would you do if your date farted really really loud, and juicy?
How would you react if your mom farted in the car and you couldn’t get out?
How would you react if your date farted while you were out, and it was really loud and stinky?
How would you react if You farted on a first date
What would you do if your date farted in front of you on accident?
How would you react if Your date farted on accident, but said excuse me?
What would you do if your date had a booger in his noise or farted?…lol
What would you do if your date farted?
What would you do if your date Farted.
What would you do if your date accidentally farted on your first date?
What would you do if your date farted?
How would you react if your date farted?
What would you do if your date Farted in front of you at dinner
What would you do if your date farted or burped?
What would you do if your date farted or birped?
What would you do if your date farted?…..I am sorry….yeah you know how you say you joke around….ditto. Never farted on a date……YET!
What would you do if your date accidently farted…hehe.
What would you do if your date accidently farted? hehe.
What would you do if your date farted hehe?
How would you react if your date farted?
What would you do if your date Farted?
What would you do if your date farted or belched?
What would you do if your date burped or farted?
What would you do if your date farted?
What would you do if your date farted on you?
What would you do if your date farted lol?
What would you do if your date burped or farted on accident on the first date? Heehee
What would you do if your date farted?….ha, ha, ha

And just for fun, the results for the word poop:

What would you do if your date got pooped on by a bird?
How would you react if a seagull pooped on your shirt in the middle of a date? (we’re supposed to be having fun right? *wink*)
What would you do if your date got pooped on by a bird?
How would you react if a bird pooped on your shoulder?
How would you react if your date got pooped on by a bird at the beginning of your date?
How would you react if your plans went down the pooper?

So there you go. The Fart / Poop world is better for it. We have no idea who the people are, I should mention.