Thanks for heads up. I have been looking for good dolphins audio since the Finsiders went off the air. Great analysis and I like the format; delivered like friends talking S&#@ about the game. You have a new fan for sure. Keep up the good work!

Thanks for heads up. I have been looking for good dolphins audio since the Finsiders went off the air. Great analysis and I like the format; delivered like friends talking S&#@ about the game. You have a new fan for sure. Keep up the good work!

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Thanks guys! Chris and I have a blast doing this every week. We have also partnered up with another podcast called "The Phinalysis" which is much more of a hardcore X's and O's type of podcast, whereas ours is more irreverent. But together we like to think we cover most types of fans that are out there. We all met each other on this website, WAAAAAAAY back in the day.

Speaking of which...

Another week, another Miami Dolphins win. Five in a row now for the boys from South Beach, and this one was an ugly, wet mess until about five minutes left in the fourth quarter. Ryan Tannehill, Jarvis Landry and DeVante Parker stepped up (finally!) and sent the West Coast Dol-Fans who braved the Los Angeles rain (yes RAIN) to flood the stadium in a sea of aqua and coral, home happy.

Our very own Host, Sam Marcoux, was in attendance at the Memorial Coliseum and gives his thoughts on what wasn’t showed on the television production, as Chris offers his insight from the comforts of his Dolphins Man Cave (where it wasn’t raining) on what he saw, as well. Which players stepped up on defense? What could Ryan Tannehill have done more of? And has DeVante Parker forced defenses to take him seriously as a threat, alongside Jarvis Landry? Or is this two game stretch of dominance from him just fool’s gold?

Plus, the boys give out their Dallas Thomas Awards for the Worst Players Ever, we spend a second talking about the AFC East and much, much more. Check it out and FINS UP!

After feasting on Thanksgiving dinner, the boys are back and hoping that The Dolphins are ready to feast on the San Francisco 49ers at home this weekend. Will Miami win? What challenge can the 1-9ers possibly give Miami? Who is playing and who is hurt? And just how ridiculous can the predictions get? Plus, in overtime, we discuss who you should root for, this weekend, in the other games.

Plus a new poll asking what Thanksgiving Day game is the best in Dolphin's history. Vote now!

The Miami Dolphins won their sixth straight game and are now the sixth seed in the AFC Playoff standings! It wasn’t easy, however, as Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers put up a valiant effort before succumbing to defeat, two yards short of the game tying touchdown by Kaepernick.

Who stepped up to thwart San Fran’s last drive? What player on offense emerged to make a splash into the end zone? And do we have ourselves a controversy at the kick returner spot?

Plus, the Dallas Thomas Award for Worst Player Ever returns and a Second On The AFC East takes a look at an injury prone player.

The playoffs start NOW, as Miami steamrolls into Baltimore to take on the third seeded, and AFC North Division leading, Ravens. Can Miami take out a playoff contender while in a hostile environment? Will Ryan Tannehill or Jay Ajayi be able to crack the seemingly, unsolvable code, that is The Ravens defense? And who, among the unicorns, is most likely to play this week?

Plus, Ridiculous Predictions, a Second on the AFC East and we tell you who to root for in Overtime.

Miami went into Baltimore seeking their seventh win a row, and left there still having only seven wins total, as the Ravens flocked the Dolphins up, 38-6. Defensively, Miami was terrible. Offensively, Miami was terrible. Special teams, however…was terrible.

So what went wrong? Did anything go right? And does DeVante Parker have a second career as a magician since he made a touchdown disappear, and then reappear in the form of an interception? What players earned the Dallas Thomas Award (DTA) and which play calling coach had a worse game, Adam Gase, or Vance Joseph?

The boys clock in a record performance as they go close to 60 minutes on this episode. Hopefully Miami can go the foll hour when they play the Arizona Cardinals this Sunday, in Miami. Coming off of an embarrassing beat down at the hands of fellow bird team, Miami looks to rebound and return to their winning ways against a beaten, but not broken, Cardinals team that rolls out an outstanding defense, a Hall Of Fame wide receiver, and one of the best all-around running backs in the game today.

Will Miami do it? Or will their playoff dreams effectively end on Sunday afternoon? Sam and Chris discuss the keys to the game, give their actual predictions, as well as Ridiculous Predictions, Chris breaks the rules about spending a Second On The AFC East, and we tell you who to root for, other than Miami, when we go into Overtime.

Plus, we are just two shows away from 50 episodes on the year, and you know what that means…GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR EVERYONE!

The boys are back to talk about Ryan Tannehill’s knee injury, the abysmal refereeing from the Arizona Cardinals game, and of course, shifting our focus towards the hated Jets and their garbage fire of a team, this season. Matt Moore takes the reigns at QB this week and Miami STILL has the 2nd best QB in the AFC East. And he will have to play like it, in order to keep Miami’s playoff hopes alive, and make Adam Gase’s first season as Head Coach, a winning one.

Can he do it? Or will New York play the role of The December Spoiler again? Plus, Ridiculous Predictions, A Second On The AFC East, The Phinjury Report and the Dallas Thomas Award winners for week 14!

Miami is flying high after a severe BEATDOWN of their division rivals, The New York Jets, this past Saturday night. In sweeping New York, Miami ensured itself a winning season for the first time since 2008 and has propelled themselves back into the sixth and final seed for the playoffs, in the AFC East.

They did so by playing an active and hard hitting game on defense, combined with an inexplicably high octane game on offense behind backup Quarterback, Matt Moore, who threw four touchdown passes on the day. The win made Adam Gase’s squad a winning one for the ninth time this season, and combined with The Denver Broncos loss to The New England Patriots, leaves Miami in complete control of their playoff destiny.

Plus, a Second On The AFC East, and The Dallas Thomas Award Winners for Week 15 are announced.

Just in time for the holidays, Sam and Chris preview the big AFC East match-up against the Buffalo Bills on Christmas Eve. If Miami wins, and Denver loses, The ‘Phins are in the playoffs. Buffalo, however, is fighting to save their coach, Rex Ryan. They also have extra motivation to shut down Jarvis Landry after his controversial hit against Aaron Williams in the first game between these two teams this season. Will Jarvis get his receipt? Will Rex Ryan save his job by beating Miami? Or will Miami continue to change the culture of failure within this franchise and propel themselves to a double digit win total on the season?

Plus, Ridiculous Predictions, The Phinjury Report and of course, A Second On The AFC East.

Looking forward to listening to this later when I'm absolutely hammered :brewskis:
Please never change the name of the DT award. His departure was the turning point for us. I don't know why we kept him for so long...

The Miami Dolphins, AKA “The One Percenters” swim into Pittsburgh on Sunday to take on the AFC North Champion Steelers. A team they pulverized in week 6, 30-15, which included an injury to their star QB, Ben Roethlisberger, the Steelers have since righted the ship and rattled off an impressive win streak of their own.

So impressive, in fact, that Miami is close to a double digit underdog in this game, and major sports outlets are giving them 1% to make it to The Super Bowl. Does the disrespect form the national media work in Miami’s favor? Or will this young team play undisciplined, thinking they have something to prove and become erratic? And now that we know that Ryan Tannehill has been ruled OUT, does this change our game plan with Matt Moore under center?

Sam and Chris discuss how the teams stack up against each other, and where Miami has a decided advantage, as well as what needs to improve on defense, in order to slow down the Three B’s (hint: it rhymes with TACKLING). The boys make their actual predictions for Miami’s first playoff game in eight years, before going completely off the rails for their Ridiculous Predictions.

Plus, The Phinjury Report is out for this game, and as always, we spend A Second On The AFC East.

Miami’s dreams of a Cinderella run at the Super Bowl struck midnight in chilly Pittsburgh, as the whole world watched them turn into a fat pumpkin on national television. The Dolphins were handed their receipt from the Steelers, in the form of a 30-12 drubbing that saw Le’Veon Bell run wild, Antonio Brown catching everything but an STD and Matt Moore dropping the ball, and his chin, on the frozen turf of Heinz Field.

Despite the depressing end to the season, Dol-fans everywhere have reason to celebrate their favorite football squad on a successful and surprising playoff run by rookie Head Coach, Adam Gase and his merry band of One-Percenters. Overcoming injuries to their starting quarterback, Pro Bowl safety, linebackers, and All-Pro center (and more), the marine mammals of Miami managed to post double digits wins and extend their games into the postseason.

And due to that success, some members of the staff are already finding new homes of their own as Defensive Coordinator Vance Joseph has accepted the job as Head Coach for the Denver Broncos. What does his departure mean for the players? Will Adam Gase promote form within? Or will he recruit a bigger name to run that side of the ball while he continues to focus on the offense?

Plus, what did Vance Joseph due to “rustle Chris’s jimmies” before the playoff game in Pittsburgh? And when will we know what is actually going on with Ryan Tannehill’s knee?!?!?! Additionally, we give out the last Dallas Thomas Awards EVER, and as always, we spend A Second On The AFC East.

It is the off season. Which means it is time to figure out how to Make Miami Great Again. And we start by examining the ENTIRE Dolphins roster and making snap judgments on whether we should keep them or cut them for the 2017 campaign. This does not take into account their salaries, free agency status or anything else, other than their merits from the season that just ended, mind you.

We also announce the official dates for our award show, The Phinzees, and how you, the listeners, can participate. Plus, in Overtime, we discuss the NFC/AFC Championship games and who we want to win, and why.

As the world turns, so does the Wheel Of Whatever. Sam and Chris take turns spinning the wheel to find out what to talk about on this week’s episode of Perfectville. Topics are chosen at random and we never know what we might get! Could we talk about Ryan Tannehill’s updated status about his knee? Or will will be forced to discuss the proper ways to pronounce Patrick Surtain? Or perhaps the wheel will dictate that we review The Pro Bowl despite neither one of us watching it. Or maybe we Wheel Of Whatever asks that we have a conversation about Dan Marino’s Super Bowl predictions.

The point is, you never know until you step up, lean down and spin the wheel. So join us and enjoy!

After Travis Wingfield’s amazing article, Making A Franchise Quarterback, Ryan Tannehill is once again, the hot topic for Miami Dolfans everywhere. Going in to his sixth year as the starter, what are realistic expectations for Ryan? Is he a “Franchise” quarterback in the eyes of Chris and Sam? Or is he a super game manager, or possibly an effective system QB ala Joe Montana?

Additionally, Sam and Chris give their thoughts on the recent extensions of Kiko Alonso and Koa Misi, where Miami might go in the NFL Draft and The Wheel Of Whatever, returns!
Plus, our first contest is here! Listen to find out how you can win free swag from Perfectville!

Sam and Chris say goodbye to Travis Wingfield and Kevin Dern, as both depart www.WelcomeToPerfectville.com for what they believe to be “greener pastures”. But even as Write Travis Write, Ronin’s Rambling’s and The Phinalysis Podcast are now officially CANCELED, The flagship show of “Perfectville” remains., as do the founding fathers, Sam and Chris.

The Tag Team Champions explain the recent shakeup at the website, and why Travis and Kevin decided to leave. discuss Zach Brown’s decision to sign with someone other than Miami, the T.J. McDonald signing and why adding a player who is suspended for half a season is actually quite brilliant, and of course, we show love to Tom Garfinkel, the unsung hero of the Miami Dolphins.

Plus, the Wheel Of Whatever spins us to Wrestlemania 33 and which Dolphins legends have pro wrestling counterparts, and who?

Sam and Chris travel back to Perfectville and discuss the recently released, preseason schedule and what it might indicate for the regular season, Miami’s new quarterback, Dion Jordan’s new team and more.

SB Nation’s Brett Kollmann joins us on our new segment Outside/In, to discuss his thoughts on The Dolphins franchise as a whole, as well as provide his expert insight into the 2017 NFL Draft an who Miami should pick at #22 overall, and why Jabrill Peppers may not be the right fit in South Beach.

Miami Dolphins legend and Ring Of Honor member, Richmond Webb, joins Perfectville this week. During the Outside/In segment, Richmond discusses the differences in today’s game versus when he played and why it might be harder for today’s players to play the game, than his generation. He also gives us his thoughts on current Dolphins players Laremy Tunsil and Ryan Tannehill, as well as Head Coach Adam Gase. Plus, he reveals how to take criticism from Dan Marino, Don Shula and Jimmy Johnson.

Richmond also reveals who his favorite team as a kid was, and who was the toughest defensive linemen to block in the pros, and why no trash talk was needed when the two locked horns. In addition, the seven time Pro Bowler speaks about what he saw in a young Jason Taylor while at practice, and what he does to unwind now, as well as during his playing days.

In other news, voluntary workouts starting for Miami players and a certain wide receiver showed up, despite wanting a new contract. And the Wheel Of Whatever spins us into Jacksonville where another former Dolphins Left Tackle is holding out.

AFC East Bros. Host, Kyle Smith joins us on Outside/In to discuss his thoughts on the Miami Dolphins as a Jets fan, as well as who he would take from Miami right now, to help the Jets. Kyle also discusses when the rivalry between The Jets and Dolphins really took off for him, and who would concern him the most, if Miami were to draft them in the first round of the 2017 draft.
Plus, the regular season schedule is now out! Miami asked for some specific things of the league this year, and while they got what they requested, they may end up having buyer’s remorse. We will tell you why and break down which games we are most looking forward to.

Also, the Wheel Of Whatever take Sam and Chris to the retirement home as we say “Goodbye From Perfectville” to a former first round pick.

The 2017 NFL Draft is in full swing and the first round is in the books. The Miami Dolphins stood pat at #22 and took the player they have been targeting since the Scouting Combine, Defensive End Charles Harris from The University of Missouri. The pass rushing specialist has already gotten mixed reactions from the fan base. Some love the youth and depth he brings to the defensive line, while others are annoyed that Miami seemingly overlooked more talented (albeit troubled) players like Reuben Foster.

Sam and Chris break down the pick and what it means for Miami’s defense going forward, as well as what they would like to see happen with the rest of the draft this weekend.

Sam and Chris welcome fellow podcaster and football fan, Adam Emmert to the show. Despite being a Seahawks fan, Adam HATES The Miami Dolphins and is asked to explain himself to the citizens of Perfectville. Find out why he hates South Beach’s favorite team, and what it would take in order to get Richard Sherman to The Dolphins in a trade, in his opinion.

Plus, Sam and Chris respond to a listener who sent the greatest e-mail OF ALL TIME, discuss Damien Williams’ future with the club and if there is any merit to the “odd year curse” for Cameron Wake or not. And finally, the Wheel Of Whatever is tampered with in order for us to talk about Antonio Cromartie and his bajillion kids.

Former Miami Dolphin Wide Receiver Greg Camarillo (AKA Rich Camarillo) joins Perfectville to talk about that dreaded 2007 season, the remarkable 2008 season, and what the vibe was during both.

Plus, Greg reveals who has the TD ball from the Baltimore Ravens OT victory in 2007, as well as finally meeting Rich Camarillo all of these years later. Greg also tells a funny story about vacationing with Ricky Williams and why he chose Stanford over Harvard.

In addition, Sam and Chris discuss the Top 100 List of NFL players and the placement of some of the Miami players, as well as the latest reports out of OTAs regarding Ryan Tannehill’s knee, as well as the Wheel Of Whatever, which reverses the No Fun League mantra with the recent ruling on touchdown celebrations.

Chris recently suffered a gruesome ankle injury, that Sam mocks to infinity. The boys re-call times where they pooped and peed themselves during athletic contests, and find time to discuss the actual football team a little bit, as well.

What unit on offense is stacked to the brim with talent? Which position scares the hell out of Chris and Sam on defense? And how come everyone likes when teams dress up like “Storm Troopers” even though those guys ALWAYS lost in the movies? We explore that and more with the Wheel Of Whatever.

The boys return home to Perfectville and are bringing a slice of VEGAS with them this week. That is because the sports books have The Miami Dolphins as an Over/Under of 7.5 wins in 2017, which Sam and Chris feel is way too low.

So, in an effort to help Las Vegas out, Chris and Sam set NEW lines for Dolphins wins, Tannehill TD’s and many, many more. Feel free to play along while you listen and let us know if we are right, wrong or just being a couple of dicks…

Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with a monster edition of the podcast! On this episode, the boys discuss the brand new PERFECTVILLE SIP SACS, and give the details on how you, the listeners, can win your very own Oronde Bagsden koozies.

They also go game by game through the regular season and give their official predictions on the outcomes of each contest. Will Chris continue to be a homer for the Dolphins? Will Sam’s pessimistic view on life seep into his thoughts on Miami in 2017?

And of course, The Wheel Of Whatever spins us to Charlotte, North Carolina, where The Panthers are making celebrated, yet controversial moves inside of their front office.

It is August, which means FOOTBALL! YAY! Sam and Chris discuss the first week of Training Camp:

Jay Ajayi’s apparent head injury. Does Miami really need Jay to show anything in training camp? Will they seek out a veteran to add for depth? Or will Kenyan Drake and Damien Williams be enough if the J-Train goes down?

Reshad Jones being held out for a calf issue. After missing most of last season and signing a large extension in the offseason, the captain of the defensive backfield is still not practicing. How important it is for Reshad and the team to see him participate fully? Does Adam Gase giving preferential treatment to star players hurt the team in anyway

The emergence of Raekwon McMillan and DeVante Parker have been the highlights of camp so far. But criticism is already starting to rain down on Julius Thomas and others for not impressing. Is this anything to worry about? Or simply fans and media looking for something to talk about?

Plus, the Wheel Of Whatever is fixed! Your show reviews are read on the air (with EXTRA Omar Kelly bashing) and don’t miss your chance to win your very own Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie!

Jay Cutler is now the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. The cigarette smoking, posing naked for pictures, gunslinger is no longer retired and is dropping his television mic and picking up his aqua and coral helmet to reunite with his former Offensive Coordinator, Adam Gase, in South Beach.

How does Jay’s signing impact the team? Will the players accept an “outsider” coming in?

Will Matt Moore be okay with his head coach essentially telling the world that he has no faith in him?

Did The Dolphins front office make a mistake in not making Ryan Tannehill get surgery last year?

And the most important question of all, will Sam and Chris allow a Seahawks fan to be eligible to win a Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie?!?!?!

All of these questions and more (but not Matt Moore) are featured on this EMERGENCY PODCAST SYSTEM version of Perfectville.

The contest is finally done! Find out if you are the lucky recipient of a Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie. Will you know longer suffer from the devastating disease of Frosty Hands? Or will your drink be free of Oronde Bagsden’s baggy goodness?

Plus, The Dolphins have injuries out the wazoo, showed flashes of brilliance against the STUPID ATLANTA FALCONS and Jay Cutler is poised to debut against the Baltimore Ravens. What are Sam and Chris look for out of his performance? And which players on defense need to step up?

Plus, the Wheel Of Whatever is spun TWICE, and the Perfectville Poll takes a look at Raekwon McMillan this week.

After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and what, if any, has changed their minds about the team, heading into the regular season.

Plus, more Sip Sac Koozie reviews, new show sponsors and the Wheel Of Whatever takes us to New England!