Contributed by mattramone. Posted by john on Wednesday, February 8, 2012 at 4:00 PM (EST)

In what is sure to be the tour of the year, Escape the Fate and Attack Attack! are hitting the road together for their "The World is Ours" tour. The tour will also feature The Word Alive, Secrets, and Mest as "special guests."

In what is sure to be the tour of the year, Escape the Fate and Attack Attack! are hitting the road together for their "A Bunch of Probable Rapists Hit the road Together" tour. The tour will also feature The Word Alive, Secrets, and Mest as "special guests."

Some people just can't appreciate awful puns. I don't blame him/her, but now I am on a quest to make that poster laugh. I will need a whoopie cushion, a new way to say "What is the deal?" and a garden hose.

I went to one of those shows to see Circle Jerks. Some guy outside the show made fun of me for wearing a Green Day shirt. Then I went inside to find a bunch of people in GAP shirts and preppy clothes waiting to see Mest. Seriously, like 75% of the crowd poured out of the place after Mest played. It was a relief.

The only way for this to end well is for Tony Lovato to stab every single other person on this tour to death. Fuck everything about this. I hope at the biggest show of this tour, the venue burns to the ground with the audience still trapped inside. I assume hair product makes things burn faster.

Hi punknews, way to hedge your bets with a hugely sardonic phrase like "In what is sure to be the tour of the year" while at the same time clamoring that the comments section does not represent the readership of the site when criticized for posting LCD bubblegum

i'm not trying to pick a fight or anything, but i dont look for objectivity in the editors here. if they want to let their opinion/personality shine through, more power to them. (it encourages discussions, right? like this one?)

You forgot to put "punk" in quotes, too. The only way to have an aspect of this site not in quotes is to call it bitterelitistnerdscomplainaboutshittheycan'tcontrolwhiledebating themeritsofpunkinfluencedmusicandiloveit.org.

...even though there have been several stories in the past which included the words "At the risk of editorializing..." or "If you'll pardon our editorializing...". PunkNews needs to make up their minds.