1. Grammys reward R&B, but shun Hip-Hop, again.
2. State of the Union: "Eat Shit and Die, MF"
3. Why Wheaties Declined to Sponsor the Moose Turd Cafe.
4. The Resisters are Running for Office!
5. Guv InJustice has a vision of his Death.
6. "You can't get there from here."