If she is kayaking someone is putting it in tge water for her and paddling. Or jetski towing her when she gets stuck because of the current or tides that she is probably as oblivious to as facts in a news story she is reading.

No. I stated this in the listening thread right after I heard it because it was so fucking ridiculous. Robin literally said she "kayaks all the time."

I don't "kayak all the time" but have kayaked a lot and there is no chance a kayak can fit her large ass much less support all that weight. I've seen overweight people kayak, for sure. You know, guys who are probably carrying 20 or so too much weight, but lardasses? Never. I've never seen a lardass in a kayak.

They can't fucking fit. You have to kind of be somewhat nimble to get into the damn things.

And then the fact that she can't swim makes it stunningly insane to kayak. There is actually a chance you can sink and need to get out. Yeah, you have a life preserver, but still.

She's full of shit. Kind of like how she'd claim to run 30 miles in a weekend. Again, that was complete horseshit, too.