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sounds like me
i can't have wheat, i can't have apples, i can't have onions, garlic, or any kind of cabbage, or anything related to cabbage
i also can't have oranges...
none of this of my own choice
all of this because of allergies.

if i eat any of the items listed above, i go through this process:
1. excessive farting, gradually smelling worse and worse, untill it's unbearable for anyone to be in the same room as me
2. stomach pains, starts about mid-way through the farting, starts as uncomfortable, becoming worse and worse, eventually feeling like being repeatedly hit in the gut with a hammer, from the inside.
3. ********... now, this should be the relief.. it's not.
though it is the only way to end the pain, i always postphone this as long as possible, because the pain is unbearable.
imagine ******** rusty nails dipped in acid.
all the while the little midget with the hammer inside me, hammers more and more furiously every time i try to push some out.
the worst part is that step 3 often has to be repeated 2-4 times before i'm done.

the whole process usually takes from 2-3 hours, and is so exhausting, that i'm done for for the rest of the day, and the next day.
it literally drains me so much, that i'm incapable of doing much more than getting up, eating, ********, and breathing.

i'm often too exhausted to even play videogames.

i'm a pain in the ass to anyone that has to deal with me on a daily basis, because of how i can barely eat anything
but if they took half the pain and exhaustion, i'd gladly let them choose what to eat.

I'm glad that my allergies don't consist of anything edible.
Worst I get is dermatitis. In my case, it's like having eczema on your eyelids. To the point of your eyes looking like black eyes and if it gets bad enough, your eyelids will start bleeding.