Wait a minute, these Reese's hearts look like Reese's trees

Conspiracy!
Caroline Moss/Molly Mulshine Tech Insider
In December we wrote about how the promised arboreal shape of Reese's Peanut Butter Trees were actually just shapeless lumps. People, sensing they were being victimized, complained about it on Twitter until Reese's put out a formal acknowledgment of crimes against chocolate-tree-consumers everywhere.

And now we're going to need another explanation.

The seasonal Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts — now on shelves everywhere for Valentine's Day — don't look like hearts. They look like Reese's trees. Which look like lumps.