dletter:"I just look at it as another chapter in the book of my life," Simpson said. "The first 400 times the cafeteria guy looked at me during breakfast and asked 'Does the Juice want any juice?' was tough. Thankfully for all of us, the knives in here are plastic."

Wow, not even really trying to hide it anymore.

Keep reading. I'm thinking satire. But it certainly didn't start out that way. Kind of sneaks up on you.

"I just look at it as another chapter in the book of my life," Simpson said. "The first 400 times the cafeteria guy looked at me during breakfast and asked 'Does the Juice want any juice?' was tough. Thankfully for all of us, the knives in here are plastic."