Alright, first let's set things off with understanding that the sappers are NOT your personal building buddies; If I find out you've wasted my time, or the time of anyone else within this glorious unit with requests for custom gear, I will personally weld your ass to the deck. If you need something done, you fill out the proper forms, and run them through the NCO in charge, and no that does not mean tell your CO that the big bad sappers didn't make you a new toy to shove up your ass... I'll tell the CO to piss off too.

Alright, now, below here I'll set up a proper format for you to send in your requests. This doesn't mean you freely get to send in requests for the stupidest shit imaginable. I'm tired of getting in three line requests for engraved cup-holders bolted to chestplates. If you need something rigged, follow a simple procedure of FIRST, asking your NCO or CO. Second, compile an exact list of items and components you need, repairs you need, or a proper formulated thought process on what you need crafted. Note, this doesn't mean that you ask for some sort of superheated throwing axe, any forms put in that way will result in a quick lesson in spacing. Third, give me a good reason why I should spend time and resource providing you this wonderful service, and I need more than a two line reply, put some effort into it you. Points for making it look good, though deductions for stupid requests.