Warrior Games

Submitted by Jon C.

Remember when you were 5 years old and would get together with your friends and pretend to shoot each other with toy guns or have sword fights or whatever and there was always "that kid" who, when "shot" or "stabbed", would be like "NUH UH YOU DIDN'T HIT ME YOU MISSED" and would then shoot or stab you and eventually no one wanted to play with him anymore?

That kid grew up to be the pony-tailed dorklord in this video. The best revenge truly is living well.

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The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.

Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!

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