Gentleman, this is why you don’t buy porno on DVD anymore. Get it on your computer. It’s much easier to hide. Just name the folder something chicks won’t be interested in, like “Car Magazines and Math.” Anyway, the story is, a Brooklyn woman stabbed her husband to death after she found his porn DVD. In typical lazy journalist fashion, the NY Daily News includes in their report every detail except the name of the offending DVD. Between this and their Pulitzer-worthy coverage of Janet Jackson picking her nose, they’re really trying to softify my wang.

An enraged Brooklyn woman stabbed her husband to death after finding a porno flick in their apartment, police said Friday.
Shellyann Henry, 32, discovered the X-rated DVD in the family’s Bushwick home Thursday night and confronted her husband. They began to fight – in front of one of their children – and Henry grabbed a kitchen knife.
Police said she repeatedly plunged the knife into Rudolph Henry’s chest about 9:40 p.m., bringing a violent end to what neighbors say had long been tumultuous relationship.
“She’s a great mom, but she lost it,” said neighbor Dawn Springs, 26. “She was screaming to police that he [had] porn with their 4-year-old son.”
The accused killer dropped the bloody knife and called 911. Police and paramedics raced to the scene, but Rudolph Henry couldn’t be saved. His wife stayed in the third-floor apartment on Wilson Ave. where she was arrested.
She was charged with second-degree murder and criminal possession of a weapon.
Shellyann Henry has three children – 17, 4, and a newborn. Investigators believe the 4-year-old boy witnesses the murder. [NYDailyNews]

You guys have to touch now. Oh and video tape it and send it to the frotcast gmail account.

09.10.10 at 3:10 pm

Crapbasket

Normally in regards to porn, it’s the chick with big beewbs that gets stabbed in the chest.

09.10.10 at 3:11 pm

witty nickname

Well that seems rash.

So it was an HD porn?

09.10.10 at 3:12 pm

H.I. McDunnough

I wish she would’ve found his fleshlight, if only for the potential headline: “Woman beats husband with artificial vagina.”

09.10.10 at 3:13 pm

Donkey Hodey

If that bitch used her Billy Blanks DVD a little more often, he wouldn’t even own that one. I think the moral of the story is that every household needs a certain amount of large black men in their DVD collections.

09.10.10 at 3:14 pm

Jirish

See, this is what happens when you name your movie 4nal Destination. People get murdered over a misunderstanding about your shitty horror movie.

09.10.10 at 3:14 pm

The Jersey Devil

If that were Danny Trejo’s house, she wouldn’t have been able to find a kitchen knife, they’re all in Trejo’s coat.

09.10.10 at 3:18 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

The coroner said rigor mortis began in the penis.

09.10.10 at 3:18 pm

Fek'lhr

Two things:

1. Lince, he knows you didn’t put Michael Myers in that pic JUST for Him, but He will go to the grave believing otherwise, studmonkey.

2. Getting killed for an X-RATED DVD has to be the lamest, gayest, shittiest thing in the universe. If this fucking cunt hates porno so much it would drive her to kill, why haven’t we ever read about a Punisher-style vigilante that finds pedophiles, destroys all of their digital files, murders the motherfuckers, and nails their fucking dicks to the wall?

Oh waa! Your husband jerked it to Tiffany Towers paying the “cab driver” with a handy! I bet that kid down the street getting beaten, raped, and videotaped by a guy in a Pikachu costume can really empathize with your rage and discontent!

09.10.10 at 3:18 pm

Stone Soup

“Seriously Rudolph? Incest Porn?”

“But honey! Look on the box – Pete Hammond calls it a “Feel good romp for the whole family!” “

09.10.10 at 3:20 pm

Donkey Hodey

If that kitchen knife wasn’t at least 12 inches, I’m not really interested.

No, YOU’RE gay!

09.10.10 at 3:21 pm

Jirish

Pete Hammond doesn’t watch porn, he jerks it to Arby’s commercials.

09.10.10 at 3:22 pm

Donkey Hodey

The four-year old’s only complaint was that the whole thing was just one long close-up of the stab wound. Man, that angle gets old after a while.

09.10.10 at 3:23 pm

Fek'lhr

Oh, Ers, if you have the BTK van, can you stop by the dry cleaners and pick up the Pikachu costume?

09.10.10 at 3:24 pm

The Jersey Devil

I KNEW Pete Hammond and Brett Ratner had something in common!

09.10.10 at 3:25 pm

Erswi

The real lesson to be learned here? Don’t leave your porn in the goddamned DVD player after you’ve jacked it just because you’re feeling all relaxed and content. Get your ass up, wipe the jizz of of your stomach and stow the illicit material back under the third floorboard from the wall under the rug behind the triple dresser. WHERE IT BELONGS!

dumbass

09.10.10 at 3:25 pm

Ragnarok

You’d think that someone who was a mom at 15 wouldn’t be such a prude.

Actual quote from my wife: “There’s too much story. Can we get one that’s just sex scenes?”

Yes. That is not a problem.

09.10.10 at 3:25 pm

Jirish

The kid was going to learn that sex is a bunch of stabbing followed by the woman screaming “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU” eventually. Might as well get a head start on the world.

Almost as good as “great mom” is “accused killer.” Yes, she got all stabulous, but let’s wait for the coroner’s report–maybe his diet finally caught up with him.

09.10.10 at 3:34 pm

HoHosWeKnows

I’d like accounts from the point of view of the kid and the husband’s ghost, but that seems rashomon.

09.10.10 at 3:35 pm

HoHosWeKnows

“Great mom” = “Home Is Where The Heart Is Punctured” framed on the wall.

09.10.10 at 3:35 pm

Jirish

Ragnarok, my girlfriend is the same way.

Actual quote from my girlfriend: *makes the sound of one hand clapping*

09.10.10 at 3:40 pm

MenaceIISobriety

heh Bushwick.
/lazy

09.10.10 at 3:42 pm

ChinoMoreno

Murder as punishment sounds harsh, but really that was her only option as he enjoys a beating.

09.10.10 at 3:44 pm

Stone Soup

“You brought porn into the house?!?!”

“Um, yeah – that’s where the dvd player is…”

09.10.10 at 3:47 pm

Donkey Hodey

“how is my four-year old son ever going to learn to respect women?”

… I imagine her saying as she brutally slays her husband in front of the child.

09.10.10 at 3:53 pm

ChinoMoreno

Now the kid’s gonna be into snuff.

09.10.10 at 3:54 pm

Charlie Br0nze

Before he became a father, a friend of mine liked to play a game called Knock One Out to Internet Porn whilst the Unsuspecting Wife is in the Next Room. The game could be intensified by playing with the door open. Now throw in the added thrill of a potential stabbing as repercussion and he may just consider making a comeback.

09.10.10 at 3:58 pm

ChinoMoreno

So what? I play porn for my girls all the time. It teaches them how to fake an orgasm and gives me a chance to get some shit done around the house.

09.10.10 at 3:59 pm

ChinoMoreno

Shows them how to take a load while I fold a load, if you will.

09.10.10 at 4:00 pm

Jirish

They better be watching that while leaning against the counter in the kitchen.

09.10.10 at 4:16 pm

H.I. McDunnough

Fuck that. If they got time to lean, they got time to clean.

09.10.10 at 5:53 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

oh, and it’s shanked.

09.10.10 at 9:20 pm

Gimpy

“She was screaming to police that he [had] porn with their 4-year-old son.”

So was the porn of him banging the 4 year old because, at that point, she might be justified in killing him. And it also makes the lack of the title more deplorable for those of us that want to see it.