China Instructional Videos: Episode 2

How to Properly Cross the Street: A Lesson In Efficiency

Follow these 5 easy steps:
1. Walk slowly, never fully stopping, for if you interrupt your flow the way will be lost.
2. Look neither left nor right.
3. Ignore all vehicles, especially large ones. The acknowledgment of their existence means acknowledging their superiority.
4. Proceed without caution.
5. When you have reached the other side do not look back. All that is past has passed.