If you are desperately seeking a bigger booty like J Lo or Kim Kardashian or just want to help maintain that junk in your trunk and you have already tried the Wiccan Big Booty Spell with little to no results, never fear, just order yourself up The Big Booty in a Bottle on Ebay. How this works we have no idea so please consult a doctor before trying or better yet a psychiatrist.

We like big butts and we cannot lie! Ever wanted a plumper rear end? Want to look like Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian without any of the working out? Well, for just under $30, you, too, can have a witch cast a spell so you can have a whole lot of hoochie junk in the trunk.

Who doesn’t love a puppy? Sure, the owners aren’t painting the best picture of him with adjectives like “ugly.” But who can resist the bargain, after all he is marked down from $75 to just only $18.75! These really must be desperate times!!

This credit crunch thing is starting to breed a whole new breed of people looking to make a quick buck. Sure, all of the usual scammers and spammers are busy at work but now screenwriters are plying their ideas on Ebay. Yes, you read that right. No longer will they have to take the time to write a blockbuster or tearjerker. Nowadays, a mere idea is all you can get out of these dejected WGA members. This guy, like many aspiring Hollywood types, can’t face rejection with his own work so instead, you can buy one of his presumed brilliant ideas, write your own screenplay, submit it and get kicked to the curb all on your own for the low, low price of $1000.

Another perfect gift for that person who has everything – one unsealed mystery anqitue toothpick that is also touted as being one of the best ever made. Only hitch is you won’t know what color it is until you open it and god forbid, it clashes with your outfit.

Trolling around Ebay is always a treat. Just how many people are clambering to get their hands on an Empty Imitrex Carrying Case. The seller claims that this is not only collectible but also “too nifty to throw away” and can be used to store a myriad of things. So what are you waiting for, bidding starts at only $150!