Weekends off. That's a morale booster. Free food. Ditto. Health care...okay, now that's just crazy talk, but it would be one hell of a morale booster.

We have "theme Fridays" now at work. Last week, we could wear jeans. Because denim in June in North Carolina is so FREEING! (Well, it does absorb butt sweat better than khakis, so we have that going for us). This week was "stars and stripes."

Yeah. On Canada Day. Go, us.

I have a red work shirt and a blue bracelet I always wear. I'm covered, right?

Not when You have a boss who lives a block from Dollar Tree.

At least she brought donuts and I got to have a pink frosted with sprinkles before she brought out the big bag o' flair.