Anakin and Padme could have only been worse if they’d been written by Nicholas Sparks.

Luke: Good thing you don’t taste very good. R2: Hey now, there’s no need to throw insults. I just nearly died.

Why is Yoda eating poop?

Yoda went from being one of the most dignified Jedi masters in the universe to eating poop and saying, “LOOK! A flashlight there is! HAHAHA! Looking for Yoda, you are? HAHAHA! Of course I know him. I AM him you idiot!” That’s what 20 years in a swamp does to you. ‪