1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry

The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.