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Re: Random, Scattered Disturbed Thoughts

WIBC just reported a touchdown of a tornado near Needham in Johnson County. Johnson Co is under flash flood warning.

Edinberg may wash away yet.

Yeah - compared to folks down your way we're in great shape up here. Heard about that through a person who e-mailed me after a VOAD call - he said it was in Franklin but he might have been off. Or maybe there were two.

Re: Random, Scattered Disturbed Thoughts

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing