Neko Cathy

Buster Machine No. 1358

Joined: 12 years ago on 02/19/04Last Visit: 5 years agoType: Founding Member Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Um... hi... I am a catgirl. Feed me.”

What do you do for fun?

“drag race, go on jet ski trips around the bay, hit the DDR machines, hang out at Japanese sushi bars and go clubbing”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Work at a country club, waiting tables part time. Full-time college student ”

What's your dream job?

“Marine Biologist working at Sea World. Possibly in the Shamu show or Dolphin Cove!”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Too many to tell”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“someone... ambitious and interesting... A NERD!! =D”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Depends on the couple and how far (I don't do wesside relationships... sorry)”

DOSSIER: Role is to supply furious offense intended to disable the Kaiju by murdering their brains. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Eruption, a plan to use a fucked-up, new atomic missile to ensure erectile dysfunction. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Existence was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were kidnapped by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. As time progressed, she mastered the art of martial arts. Each erotic day was a step toward the triumph that her heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed by the school of life where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with frankly unnecessary sensuality, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite impregnating her copilot. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

Haters have described her robot piloting style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Godzilla sexually dominated your mom."

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