so i finished washing my car. i'm proud to report that no one shouted anything my direction this time!

there was one awkward moment though. so, i'm very friendly with my neighbor across the street one house to the right. they are from mexico but they are super nice and friendly. so we always wave and small talk and what not. but the neighbor directly across from me is a total b*tch despite being a MILF. she never acknowledges any of her neighbors despite the fact that she's been living here for over a year now (i also suspect that she might be a pornstar). so anyway, the cool neightbor waved and said hello and I had to wave and say hello back to her, but what made it awkward was that the snobby neighbor directly across from me was outside doing yard work and the fact that i only acknowledged the other neighbor made it seem weird, especially because she glanced over to me when i said it. but whatever i'm over it.

i'm pretty sure she's a **** star on the side though, or a insta-thot escourt or something. she's always wearing heels, always. and she always leaves the house at random times thru the night, like 3, 4 ,5AM. and she's always in a decked out Audi, i don't know which model it is but it's expensive AF. she had a brand new 2015 one and just last night she has a new 2017 one in her driveway (same model). i don't know how she makes that much money. she's a single mom too, i never seen dudes over there except for her 2 sons. she has a fat ass booty too. i think i might buy some binoculars from amazon to do some digging....

also, i never really noticed how many cute girls walk around in my neighborhood. i mean i do live near a park but still, these chicks were mostly alone too. walking dogs or just jogging or whatever. if only i was an OG player/alpha pickup artist. i'd be smashing new chicks every night.

You ****in kill me man, I love it. I do the same ****. I boost the ego of chicks that are not in my league all the time. It really is a beautiful gesture because women are so ****in insecure. So showing them love is like a philanthropic move.

You ****in kill me man, I love it. I do the same ****. I boost the ego of chicks that are not in my league all the time. It really is a beautiful gesture because women are so ****in insecure. So showing them love is like a philanthropic move.

I was buying a Dr Pepper in the grocery store cause I'm a G and this tiny ancient lady behind me gave me this little metal cross that says God loves you. She handed it to me and I said thank you but in my head I was thinking "I'm a bad person get this god stuff away from me. Everything I like to do is against the rules in that book you all read"