Monday, December 7, 2009

Sponge Missing in Action!

The Sponge, after being invited to the "Snowball" dance, failed to return after its weekend adventure. Strangely, in fact, sources confirm that the Sponge made no appearance at the dance. As of Tuesday morning, there has been no reliable news. What are we to think? Is it too early to suspect foul play? Was the Sponge simply (tragically) misplaced, lost, left behind to fend for itself? The horror! Whatever the reason, whatever the Sponge might (or might not) have done, whoever has it, know this: We just want our little brainless, appendageless, and harmless pet back! Sponge come home!