Since that is about all the spin a bitch can tolerate, let us journey onward to the list of needed things!

ABB’s Presidential Address List of Needed Things…Beverages…VodkaCranUmmm.Water?Pause.Yeah, a bitch had best drink some water…it is a school night!

Materials…Remote controlNotepad for note takingMs. Sister Girl Mac BookCalculator for calculating costs and double checking Scooter B.’s math.Loyal pet to soothe frayed nerves…Betsey the sorta-beagle – to be positioned on couch within easy reach.Dawg snacks for Bestey the sorta-beagle to keep her on the couch within easy reach (wink).

Pause.

Well, I suppose that will do. Shit, it’s not as if Scooter B.’s speeches last more than 30 minutes!

Admission that more troops should have been sent earlier = 6 points followed by one shot for a bitch and one for my homiesNew course = 2 points and 1 healthy gulp of vodka cranPolitical reconciliation = 2 points and 1 healthy gulp vodka cran followed by a cuddle with soothing sorta-beagleSectarian violence = 4 points and 1 shot vodkaWar on terror = 4 points and 1 shot vodka (Lawd, how the hell do you fight a war against an emotion?)Evil doers = 6 points A bitch isn’t expecting this one, but if he drops it we’ll have to give that 2 shots vodka followed by another cuddle with Betsey the soothing sorta-beagle

Buckle up chil’ren, Scooter B. wants to chat with us at 8 o’clock bitch standard time…

I don't think I can play this game. I fall asleep midway through the second beer; I'd be afraid I was going to die of alcohol poisoning if I played. I do agree, though, that drunk may be the only way to stand this shit.