^ Is angry for no good reason.
< Burned his dinner once again.
v Most definitely is not Xanjori.

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

^ Is wrong about my back... my front however...
< Needs to shave
v Borrows my razor and walks into the bathroom. Comes back out 10 minutes later, says "Thanks" and hands the razor back. His face is just as hairy as when he went in... O.O