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Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:14:49 +0000ED20918048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>David Cameron was described as 'delighted' after receiving first place in a rough wife-off with Nicolas Sarkozy, after Samantha Cameron was deemed by a panel of judges to be 'substantially less attractive' than Carla Bruni. The judges were reported to be particularly impressed by her 'slightly miserable face' and 'somewhat bossy voice'.</p>
<p>Samanatha Cameron has recently fallen behind in the world leader's 'rough wife' ranking tables, recently losing narrowly to the 'statuesque, but thoroughly scary' Michelle Obama.</p>
<p>A spokesman for the Camerons said the couple were 'delighted' at finally being able to restore adherence to the tradition of British leaders having thoroughly unattractive partners.</p>
<p>In Prime-Minister's questions, Mr. Cameron said that 'a sustained programme of investment over the course of this government will see Mrs. Cameron fitted with love handles, wrinkles and eye bags', and promised that a second ConDem term would see 'substantial increases in grey hair'.
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