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Type: Animation

Languages: English

Status: Running

Runtime: 15 minutes

Premier: 2005-10-16

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This is a list of characters on the Adult Swim animated television
series, Squidbillies.

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Boyd (Pete Smith) - The elderly, bearded clerk of the town convenience
store. Early has robbed and shot him on numerous occasions, with Boyd
aware the entire time who he is, but is too compliant to stop him.
Despite being robbed constanting by Early, Boyd is friendly towards him.
In “Crystal, Light” he even suggests Early take all his scratch-off
tickets instead of picking only a few tickets to steal. In “Pile M for
Murder”, he is shown to be a member of the Dougal County zoning board
along with Early and The Sheriff. In the “Velvet Messiah”, it is
revealed Boyd has a wife who he is apparently unable to satisfy anymore.
His left hand being shot off is one of the series' running gags. Glenn
(Dave Willis) - An employee at Dan Halen Industries. He is often
assaulted by Early at work or at home. He is very protective of his wife
whom Early often stalks and tries to seduce. In “Pile M for Murder” it
is shown that he gets along with his boss Dan Halen, even tolerating and
supportive of his boss murderous tendencies. In the Adultswim.com
exclusive episode “Glenn's Revenge”, his character is expanded upon
considerably. It's revealed Glenn harbors a rivalry against Early, he's
not well-known around the office (with another employee saying he's met
him a dozen times and still doesn't know what his name is), he has a
penchant for playing video games and smarting off at ten-year-olds, he
watches TV and eats ice cream when he's rejected by his wife (also
providing the first front-direct shot of him in the series), he can bore
even the amicable Sheriff (providing also the first time the Sheriff has
had major interaction with him), he's 41 years old, he had a Space Ghost
lunchbox (that his mother said grew legs and ran away). In “Government
Brain Voodoo Trouble”, Glenn portrays a “Therapist” to smooth out
problems between Early and the Sheriff. But Glenn later reveals that
he's not a “Therapist” at all. The sign on the door actually says, “The
Rapist”. Glenn states he uses the office as a location where he can
pursue BDSM fantasies and other sexual pursuits as well as being a tax
write-off. However given “The Rapist” has a different voice actor
(Jonathan Katz in an uncredited role) it is possible that they are
separate characters who share the same character design and/or are
relatives. Glenn's Wife (Dana Swanson) - Glenn's blonde-haired wife. She
has been repeatedly stalked by Early (and even Rusty on one occasion).
Though she tells Glenn she isn't interested in Early, at one point as
Early and Rusty were leaving her and Glenn's house after having rung
their doorbell till it broke, she is heard saying “Call Me.” from her
window to Early and Rusty (hinting at the possibility she is unfaithful
or secretly likes the idea of being stalked). In the episode “Asbestos I
Can”, Glenn's wife actually gives Early “oral sex” by sucking two of his
tentacles, one which may be an unused second penis (see episode
“Frivolacious Squidigation”), after Early convinces everyone he is
terminally ill. However, in “Greener Pastor”, Glenn's wife denies Glenn
a “handjob” during a prayer at church service. Glenn's wife has an exact
lookalike who is married to a regular background character, first seen
in “Take This Job and Love It,” and they have been routinely spotted
together in multiple episodes, and every season, since. Whether this is
yet another example of a Dougal County clone, or a twin sister, or
Glenn's-Wife herself living a double life, has never been clarified.
Early refers to one of these women as “Donna” in the episode, “Office
Politics Trouble.” Yet again, whether this character is actually Glenn's
Wife, was not clarified. Snakeman - A giant snake like creature with a
Mullet. He is often depicted devouring townsfolk. He is also one of
Krystal's lovers and the two are often seen together in the outhouse
next to her mattress. He never talks. He was involved in the three-way
with Early and Crystal which lead to Rusty's conception (interestingly
Rusty's hair and skin coloration match that of Snakeman's). Ellis (Dave
Willis) - A bartender at The Jiggle Hut, a strip club Early frequently
goes to. He wears a mesh wife-beater, and has the duty of escorting
Early out of The Jiggle Hut on many of Early's appearances there. Ellis
on occasion will pole dance in place of the girls during extreme weather
events when the girls cannot make it to work (See episode “Snow Daddy”).
Ellis is shown to be very aggressive and is one of the few townspeople
to physically stand up to Early in his rages, but still is often greatly
injured in fighting back. Doctor (Brendon Small) - A doctor who appears
to be completely incompetent as such, since he frequently cannot conjure
up the correct medical terminology to describe his patients' illnesses
or the necessary treatment, and may suffer from a type of mental illness
(he acts bizarrely and often says irrelevant things). He also often
behaves irrationally, such as dousing himself with gasoline and setting
himself aflame for no apparent reason (he was trying to have some common
ground with a burned Granny after she chose to get planet-size breast
implants), and can be cruel, intentionally or otherwise, to his injured
patients (he pokes and tears at Granny's burned flesh while in I.C.U.,
which gives him much pleasure). He has even once hinted that he may not
even a licensed doctor (which is likely given his lack of medical
knowledge and questionable practices). In “Crystal, Light”, he is even
shown to be willing to perform surgical procedures which would easily
result in his patient's death, like drilling a hole in the back of
Crystal's head so she would lose weight (knowing full well she would die
in two weeks from massive organ failure) or gleefully separating Crystal
and her Siamese twin Amber Jean with a Katana (which more than likely
killed Crystal's twin sister). On a bump before the 7th-season premiere
“Rusty and Tammi, Sittin' in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D”, He was officially
credited and named as Dr. Donald Cock. Like most citizens of Dougal
County he occasionally works for Dan Halen, such as in “Wing Nut”, when
he is employed by Dan Halen Industries to genetically engineers a
chicken entirely made of buffalo wings by splicing it with squid DNA
from the Cuylers. Despite his behavior and questionable credentials, the
Doctor is shown to question Dan Halen's method, ethics, and logic of his
plan to genetically engineer such a creature, though ends up going along
with it, though draws the line when Dan Halen makes the their creation
be able to defecate its own to-go-box due to it being scientifically
impossible and impractical. Sheriff's Father - The Sheriff's biological
father and former Sheriff of Dougal County. Unlike his son, he is shown
to be well-built and competent law enforcement officer. In “A Walk to
Dignity”, Sheriff's Father attempt to challenge social barriers and end
segregation between humans and critters (like the such as the Cuylers)
by getting a young Early into school so he might receive an education,
only to for Early to quit as soon as he entered the building. In “The
Peep”, The Sheriff encounters his deceased father in what appears to be
heaven after accidentally kills himself using his gun as a microphone
while performing his stand-up comedy act. He tries to dissuade his son
from becoming a stand-up comedian due to his son "not being funny'. It
is revealed that when was alive he had previous managed to convince his
son to go into law enforcement, instead of stand-up comedy due to
realizing his son's lack of talent. The Sheriff however fails to heed
his father's advice when he returns to life after surviving his gunshot,
and ends up trying to borrow material from another comedian who he
happens to be a fan of, though he ends up shooting himself again with
his gun when he uses it as a microphone. He meets his father again and
reveals his father was right and believes he will get another chance,
but his father implies that this time he is dead for good. The Sheriff
asks if they will meet God, though his claims there is no God, which
Sheriff at first believes is a joke, though his demeanor implied he was
serious. Kyle Nubbins - The town's new reverend after The Reverend
transferred to a different church in another county who appears in
“Greener Pastor”. Unlike the Reverend, Pastor Nubbins is a positive and
good natured pastor who tries to help Early become a better person even
in the face of stiff resistance of Early. He is also shown to be more
tolerant and plays the guitar. However even Nubbins' patience reaches
its limits after Early steals Nubbins' guitar, following a failed
attempt to convince Early to return stolen donation money. Like Ellis,
he is one of the few people in town willing to physically stand up to
Early, as shown when he attacked Early after he stole his guitar.
However he was willing to make a wager after Early suggested it and
challenged Early to a faux-Sumo wrestling contest (wearing padded suits)
which effectively Early lost. As per their wager, Nubbins got back his
guitar and Early was forced to leave town after being dragged away by a
medium-size dog. However, when Early promised to return, Nubbins reveals
he knows and tells Early he will see him in church, showing that he
accepts that dealing with Early is just a fact of life in Dougal County.