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In -3 BJ, Elvis came upon it before he reached Nirvana. Roswell was a dud, duh! It was an ascenscion to Heaven. Which et cetera knows. Et cetera, however, killed Elvis, and made Elvis one of the only victims to die by the hands of et cetera. For those of you idiots, the people who died in Roswell by the hands of God were Tupac, Nietzche, Hamlet, Hitler, and Frankenstein. Not surprisingly, the lord of the Sheep also died, but since God was pissed, God struck et cetera with a lightning bolt. Not surprisingly, Robot Guy (shown above) ate the lightning bolt. In return, et cetera threw Jebus at God, which shattered God's bank of noodles and killed God. Alas, not even the Almighty can find et cetera. Much less kill it.

since 70 AJ, but who can believe scientists? They're kind of like weathermen. Everyone believes them because they got tons of degrees from college, but they're really wrong. A lot.

Anyway, you saw James Bond hunting the Robot Guy. You told me when I was killing pigs in North Africa to make fried bacon. I quickly responded to the scene and ran like mad, because I cannot beat the Robot Guy.
Anyway, during James Bond's attempts, Robot Guy was wounded by electric taser seven times, but quickly responded via peas cannons set up in the castle where they had met. In North Africa.

If you really want to avoid the Robot Guy, do nothing ever. Because Robot Guy is everything when he wants to be. And you are certainly not James Bond. So don't try it. But....

Once Jimmy Bo-Shizzle got seriously peas-pwned, Robot Guy captured him and brought him to Etc. After months and months of slave work on the plantation as sentenced by the Grand Oblivion Court, Christmas finally came around, with Danny Craig sliding down the chimney that night, as Santa was buying out whore-houses for entertainment purposes. However, Etc captured Craig as well, but Craig, too genius to fall completely to the hands of Etc, merged with James Bond, expelling Pierce Brosnan. Since Etc has no eyes, however, he couldn't really tell the difference, so Piggy Brother died at the stake.

Suddenly, however, James Bond was called out of Etc by Casino Royale, and et cetera was crippled. It had never lost a subject before on such short timing. To this day, et cetera is planning to draw James Bond back into its lair.

You can barely see it. Because it would exist if everything else didn't exist. But it doesn't exist. Or so you think.