Netanyahu: planned new construction in e. J'lem "overblown shitstorm"

(New Orleans, Louisiana) - Employing the Much-Ado-About-Nothing defense -- a move previously banned by the United Nations along with the Paradinha and the flying wedge -- Israel's Prime Minister did not help the peace process earlier this week.

Referencing planned construction in East Jerusalem -- he added, "You know, the place really does smell of shit. I can't understand what everyone is getting so worked up about."

Miles' Law aptly states:Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Evidently this is true, as interrupting protesters from a left-wing group known as Jewish Voices for Peace confronted Netanyahu directly at a meeting of the Jewish Federations of North America's General Assembly in New Orleans on Tuesday calling him a "shithead".

Those hecklers were then heckled by pro-Netanyahu hecklers.

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