Excuse-me Deniz, it was only a joke, but it was late when I wrote that message, my mind was not very clear and it was not funny. Sorry.
Let's try something else, with boring quotations:

- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer

- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job

- I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.

- Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.

People who are neat and organized are just too lazy to search for things when they need them.

1. Carpenters often make housecalls.
2. Never let your aunt work on your house.
(Carpenter Aunts are supposed to be a bad thing.)

The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the living room.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are it's a Wildebeast.

December 16th, 2005, 06:53 AM

Tom Frohman

Re: The Boring Thread

I'm bored. Bring on Christmas vacation.

December 18th, 2005, 07:51 PM

Max Payne

Re: The Boring Thread

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

December 18th, 2005, 09:02 PM

mrRee

Re: The Boring Thread

uuu...uuu...let me...let me answer...

2 man...7 women...343 cats...2401 kittens...undefined crowds...

December 18th, 2005, 09:27 PM

Sarevok

Re: The Boring Thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Payne

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?