The term "spammer" is often used in a derogatory manner to denounce people that are in general, smarter than everyone else. Or confused with spam, the processed meat product. Spammers, are quite simply, the baddest mother fuckers out there, so watch your backs...

Loser at McDonalds : "I made 65 bucks today!!!"
Spammer : "Oh, I only made $2,500."

The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.

Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.

1. Someone who post needless amounts of crap on a forum.
2. Someone who sends too many e-mails to the same person.
3. Someone who will up a chat window with the same thing repeatedly, or something that means nothing at all.