Talking urinal cakes remind drunk customers to call a cab

There’s nothing worse than a drunk driver. They put not only there lives in danger, but everyone else’s. Luckily, after a hard night if drinking, they have to pee. And when they do, these urinal cakes can remind them not to drive. These talking urinal cakes were sent out by the Michigan State Police to 200 bars and restaurants. When they are activated by your stream, the cake will make some comments like this:

“Hey there big guy! Having a few drinks? Then listen up! Think you’ve had one too many? Then it’s time to call a cab or a sober friend for a ride home. It sure is safer and a hell of a lot cheaper than a DWI. Make the smart choice tonight, don’t drink and drive. Remember, your future is in your hand.”

The only problem I see is that A: Drunk people don’t listen to urinal cakes and B: half of these things will end up smashed in pieces.