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Why Alexa Bliss should dump Buddy Murphy for me?

Alexa Bliss should dump Buddy Murphy for me and here’s a few reasons why:

Buddy Murphy was an NXT tag team champ. That’s cool, but I have a podcast with at least 5 listeners. Easy win for me.

Buddy Murphy has a good body, ok good for him, but i have a mid-sized suv AND it’s a Mazda.

So he’s got a charming Australian accent. I have a more charming Boston accent, I’m the clear winner again.

Buddy Murphy does a running brain buster as a finishing move… hmm I can’t compete with that, that’s fucking awesome. Although I’ve never seen him win so I’m taking the win on this one too.

Alexa loves dogs and even has two. Guess who else has two, yup that’s right, I do. We’re both huge dog-lovers. Who can resist this face?

Buddy is a dog’s name. Jesus, is that why she likes him?? That’s weird to even think about so I’m taking the win once again.

She dresses like Harley Quinn. I am willing to wear Joker makeup if thats what she’s into. Would Buddy?? Doubtful.

Alexa loves Disney. According to Alexa’s Instagram, Buddy just recently took his first photo with a Disney character. I did that shit when I was 4. I freaking love disney and you better believe I’ll take her to Space Mountain … it’s my favorite coaster.

And finally, when she’s in the ring cutting a promo and she looks directly into the camera, I see the way she looks at me. Why you got to be so coy Alexa?