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January Update Details Unveiled

343 Industries has promised us that every month, we’ll receive a hefty, hard drive devouring title update for Halo 5: Guardians. Ever since ‘The Cartographer’s Gift’ (December’s update), fans have been speculating over what we’ll be downloading later this January.

That speculation ends now. The following content will be added in Halo 5‘s next title update:

Replacement of all launch maps with remixed variants created from Forge.

Reworked playlists, including the removal of Slayer, Big Team Battle, Breakout, FFA, and Team Arena in favor of a single, ultra-competitive eSports playlist