I hate writing about myself. I can never capture myself accurately.
I'm easily distracted, I don't really sleep, and I spend too much
time on the internet. I'm also extremely long-winded. So buckle up
and put on your reading glasses.

I am pan, poly, non-neurotypical, and more than happy to educate on
any of those.

I am looking more for women to be friends with than a relationship.
I'm not all that interested in men, especially not in casually
hooking up with them. Men, please do not attempt to solicit any
kind of sexual encounter. I'm not interested in forming any new
sexual relationships.

I'm a theatre kid and a musician. I'm currently double majoring in
voice performance and theatre and I love it. I'm hoping to become a
professional singer/actress in musical theatre and opera.

I am very straightforward. I like to get what needs to be said out
there and I don't enjoy vapid conversations. If you don't have
anything interesting to say, I won't bother trying to drag
something out of you.

The story behind the username: it was a nickname in middle school;
I made this profile when I was 17 and don't want to have to pay to
change it. I also honestly don't care enough about this stupid
website to.

Singing, acting, dancing, writing reviews of theatre, and being
pretentious.

And being completely adorable.

And maybe most importantly being a huge fucking dork. I love Harry
Potter, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones (yes I have read the
books for all of the above mentioned, thank you very much), and I
will talk about them all day if no one stops me.

Books: The Harry Potter series, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the
Abhorsen trilogy, Anna Karenina, Shadow of the Wind, The Angel's
Game, the Gemma Doyle series (trilogy?), the Books of Pellinor, The
Silmarillion, The Fingersmith, and so many more.

If I visit your profile and don't message you, it's a pretty good
bet I wanted to but had no idea what to say. I'm not very good at
starting conversations, but I'm pretty good at keeping them going
if they're interesting. Sometimes though I forget to reply for a
week and then feel too embarrassed to ever reply so it's not that
you're boring me, it's that I feel way too bad about forgetting to
respond that I hide in shame.

If you do message me, at least try to start a conversation. I love
meeting new people, but I want to get to know them a little, not
wonder whether or not they have a personality.