Imagined uses for these Emjoi

Clearly, use the lion devil face for general mischief and the Cyrano devil face for mischief in the name of love.

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🤡

Only send this to the person you are about to murder.

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👥

Use when there are two people whose identities you don't wish to reveal.

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💂‍♀️vs 💂

Sometimes the only way to describe how you feel is with a surprised Queen's guard. Sometimes a more stoic Queen's guard is apropos.

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🕴

Only use when you find yourself in the Buffy episode Hush and you need to communicate that the gentlemen are coming by.

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👡

When you need to explain that the ideal shoe for this garden party would be an open toe with a modest heal in a neutral tone.

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🐡

At the core of your soul, you are a puffer fish. If he doesn't get that, you should dump him right now.

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🎍

The perfect response to your friend who complains about being desperately lonely but does not want to get a pet. It says "there's always potted plants and I've heard bamboo is a particularly good listener. "

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🏚

Another good one for murders. How else will you give your victims accurate directions to your murder sanctuary?

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🗜

Use to let people know you'll be late because you're using a drop forged g-clamp to set the wood glue on your bird house.

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📼📽📠📺📻📟

Any of these will definitely get the point across that you are about to time travel to the past and to wish you luck.

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⚒

To use when you need to let your friends and family know you are the Forged in Fire champion.

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📜

When you unearth a lost scroll explaining that humans are an ongoing alien experiment.

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🆙

When you need to enthusiastically answer which Pixar movie is your favorite.