PRETENTIOUS: THE COMIC is quite a ballsy name. It's sort of like naming your metal band METALLICA or your funk band PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC AKA THE MOTHERSHIP CONNECTION AKA P-FUNK ALL-STARS AKA DA BOMB. You better have the cajones to back it up!

XKCD backs up their stick-figure comics with the kick-ass WHAT-IF blog. FORGIVEN.
I hate your squiggly grid and gutters.
Shouldn't it be "Alexander GRAHAM Bell" cracker?
Because the cracker does not RING, are we to assume the character is insane?