Whan that drad maladye of rickrollyng, delivered to us by Our Lord and Savior as portente of His Hooly Judgment, strykes with terrible corage, leaping from flyckereng Devilbox to Devilbox across the miasma in the cweer disgyse of Richard of Astley, Galen adviseth couching a deed polcat upon the cheste of the rickrolld ful swithe to balance the overly sangwyn humors caused by daemonic, forbidden styles of dance.

Most were willing, though he had to bribe Captain Jenna Demitrijian of the U.S.S. Sugihara with a recording of Sinnravian drad music, which he obtained from Carol Abramowitz for an as-yet-undetermined price Cold Fusion.