Today, you are a member of… Trick or Abyss

This Halloween, Members, dress up like your favorite body of water. Don an azure unitard and beehive your hair, repping the Pacific and its typhoon nuttiness. Or channel the Atlantic’s shipwrecked past by gluing a scad of toy pirate ships to a sharkskinned suit. Perchance go local – dress up several of your friends as zombie merman mob hits and walk around under a green tarp to ape Brooklyn’s Gowanus Canal. Another option: get ancient as Panthalassa by going full body paint with Pangea pasties. Whatever drink rings your bell, it matters not; just subscribe to the philosophy that it’s better to plumb the vast blue yonder in costume, than let the tidal surge get you down.