Wednesday, December 24, 2008

a love letter to the san jose sharks

dear bay-area ferocious sea predators:

sometimes people wonder who would win between you and an orca in a deep-water battle, and i would like to thank you for proving, tonight, that you're the real boss of the sea. i'm sure vancouverites will wake up tomorrow and insist that the score would have been a lot different "if mats was playing," but we all know the truth: they still would have been no match for your fierce ambush.

when you attacked my beloved flames six weeks ago, i was cursing your skill and speed. but tonight, from the surface, as you assaulted the helpless canucks, it was truly a sight to behold.

san jose, you are a seriously horrifying killing machine. thanks for letting us gain top spot in the NW.... for real. much appreciated.