Tits

I know, we’re getting all geared up for having a baby. But… we have 4 months to go. Is it REALLY necessary to add this much breast THIS early? These are the tits of porn. Isn’t this overkill? And let’s not forget what happens when the milk comes in. It’s just ONE baby!

You know you’re in trouble when your husband sees you naked and points and stares in fascinated confusion, and is only able to stammer out the words, “Baby! Your boobs!”