Wednesday, November 7, 2012

4 More Years Of Tears

Thank you America for the decision that you made yesterday. Yes the American people have spoken and have re-elected Barack Hussein Obama. By a small majority of just over two million voters the American people have to live with the ramifications of this mans decisions. Those decisions will affect generations of Americans and some day in the future a small child will say to his grandfather “Is it true that you ate meet every day when you were my age, can we afford to have some meet for dinner this week?” Yes the American people have voted and by doing so sold out the country for a bail out, a welfare check, the promise of free healthcare and a cell phone. The win was possible in part by labor unions that take your money in the form of dues so they can line the pockets of politicians that promise a socialist utopia for the underclass.The day after the Americans showed their wisdom the stock market fell like a brick of the roof of a skyscraper with the energy sector taking the biggest hit. The smart money is as they say still on the sidelines and will not come back into the game anytime soon. Companies looking to expand will continue to bank their cash and weight it out because they know that tax increases and government spending cuts are inevitable. And the business owners and corporate CEOs will be compensating with layoffs and downsizing. The ramifications of the current government expansion and regulations will force corporations to exit the nation for friendlier shores that are willing to except their money and jobs. The American people should be proud to know that they had a major hand in their own demise, just like the government that bites the hand that feeds it, we have seen the enemy and he is us. American women should be delighted with the fact that their right to an elective abortion and birth control pills is now going to be provided to them by way of a government mandate. That is such an important and pivotal issue that the country would have been destroyed without President Obama standing guard at the doors of Planned Parenthood clinics. After All with a nation in decline caused by failed government policy the future generation of Americans will only grow up with fewer prospects and higher tuition costs. So what's the point in having a child anyway when it is so much easier and cheaper to kill it, and your mandated government health insurance will pay for it. So now that the war on women has been won and the evil republican has been defeated, American women can now breathe easier when they're applying for their free Obama phone and a gift basket of public assistance programs.

The 51% of Americans who voted democrat must know that President Obama will be spending tax dollars and borrowed Chinese money on the best interest of the nation. The auto bailout and the clean energy programs have been so successful that we Americans will be reaping the benefits of those programs for the next 100 years. Just think we will not have any asthma causing coal fired power plants producing the electricity that powers your Ipodpads. And all those dirty coal miners will now have the opportunity to sit at home and collect unemployment till it runs out, then maybe they could hire an attorney to get them declared disabled so they can permanently collect government money. The bailout of GM and Chrysler was such a stroke of genius on the part of the president, it has saved and produced more auto workers jobs in Mexico and China than ever before. And Detroit has never been in a better situation to be chosen as the nations largest ghost town. Yes those 51 percenters sure knew what they were doing when they voted for the savior. The foresight of the Obama administration was just uncanny in the fact that they invested $2.6 billion tax dollars and borrowed Chinese money on 19 innovators in the green energy sector. These companies actually pioneered the technique of hoodwinking the public into products that were so useless that they promptly went out of business shortly after receiving their corporate welfare.Yes we are all grateful for the president’s generosity, he is so generous with our money that the treasury has run short of cash again. On Aug. 2, 2011, President Obama signed a deal that he had negotiated with congressional leaders to increase the debt limit by $ 2.4 trillion. And 15 months later the balance is $171.765 billion that's enough for about 42 days at the current spending rate. That means there's not enough money for December of this year. The initial agreement was for the $2.4 Trillion to last till 2013 but the president and his proletariat are so generous that the Treasury Department is forced to auction bonds to help cover the shortfall. Even though congress is not in session, according to Treasury there are some “extraordinary measures” that may be taken to allow for plenty of “headroom” under the debt ceiling and to give congress more time to react, whatever the hell that means. The president is such a great guy by being so generous his political machine decided to do a massive assault weapons giveaway to needy Mexicans. And yes those pesky Mexicans put them to good use by killing hundreds of people on both sides of the border. The killing spree included 16 teenagers that were attending a birthday party in Juarez. The weapons were also used in attacks against US federal law enforcement officials. By re-electing President Obama the voters recognize how caring and compassionate the Obama Proletariat is, this was demonstrated recently when the State Department decided that an excessive security presence in Libya may offend the Muslim jihadist population. So as an extension of good will and with the direction of the president, American security was cut back to nothing more than a skeleton crew of personnel. Unfortunately for the ambassador and his contingent this resulted in them being a soft target and they were attacked and four people including the ambassador were killed. However it is important to remember that by keeping our security presence at such a low level we did not offend the al-Qaeda linked attackers. Gee the president thinks of everything, no wonder why he is referred to as the smartest person in the room. Yes we are lucky to have a man like Barack Hussein Obama it will be interesting to see what he chooses to do now that he has been given four more years. Just think the president has the opportunity to solve the Syrian crisis, the nuclear weapons race in Iran, the Mexican drug cartel wars, soaring energy costs, illegal immigration, Muslim extremists in the Middle East and their associated “man caused disasters” the list of opportunities is just endless for him, after all he has such a high opinion of himself at this point, he can do anything he wants.