Red Sox fan = fleet of foot

Your garden-variety baseball fan hooligan who runs onto the field at Fenway Park typically doesn't make it very far. In fact, as this video shows, the consequences for trying to play hero on the Fenway Park grass can be quite painful -- unless you happen to be this cat on Tuesday night:

You know what really cheeses me off? After reading that a fan had jumped the wall on Extra Bases last night, I scoured YouTube until after 2 a.m. trying to find footage of the thing. Something, anything! But nooooo.