My brother is funny

He and I keep having the same debate.

He says, “badword the Caribou in Alaska, I need my gas prices to come down below $1/gallon.”
I say, “The Caribou can’t just pack up their belongings and move to a different, currently undisturbed place just be cause we want to drill for oil in the living room.”

And then it just continues and escalates from there. I decided yesterday not to get into this argument with him anymore because it is pointless. He isn’t thinking clearly about the issue.