Everything I’ve heard about Sarah Silverman’s I Smile Back is that it’s fine, but she’s phenomenal. I’m so stoked to see her nominated for a SAG award alongside Helen Mirren, Cate Blanchett, Saoirse Ronan, and Brie Larson. She’s the essence of cool. (Lainey)

Burt Reynolds went on the British talk show Loose Women and decided to let the world know that as he sees it, Charlie Sheen deserved to get HIV, on account of all his “misbehaving.” As he puts it, “If you’re going to misbehave like that, they’re going to get you.” I don’t know who the “they” is here, but in related news, Burt Reynolds is an ignorant old asshole. (People)

Who is more adorable here? The Rock or The Rock’s teeny, tiny, very patient fans? (Instagram)

Eddie Redmayne’s suit is definitely made out of pajama flannel, right? (GFY)

Fox & Friends would like to teach your small children how to rush and attack an active shooter. This begs the question: does Fox & Friends just straight up hate children? (Gawker)

This teaser for season four of The Americans is literally nothing but Keri Russell, a gun, and a month, but that’s all I need because YAYYYYYY! AMERICANS!

Dustin has 5 recommendations for you Walking Dead fans during the show’s hiatus. I’ve been thinking it’s about time for a Six Feet Under rewatch. (Uproxx)

This is horrifying: an interactive map showing how many shootings have taken place near you. (The Trace)

I’m always fascinated by the heights of actors. Also, I just want Ansel Elgort to carry Josh Hutcherson around in his pocket. (Vulture)

It turns out there are tons of Earthlings who speak the alien languages of Star Wars, and spoke them first. (Inverse)

On the 19th Century Divorce Colony that changed the way the country thought about marriage. (Atavist)

This poor cat got a Christmas present in the mail, but the post office won’t give it to him without a valid ID. Damn feline bureaucracy! (Daily Dot)

Even though Cannonballer Sophia found Kevin Roose’s book about his semester at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University in Virginia not completely perfect, she was definitely impressed by his creativity, drive, and dedication. Who wouldn’t be? The then 19-year-old even managed to get [one of?] the last interviews with Falwell. (Cannonball Read 7)