*Modification: I have been started on a christmas scarf and hat for Roger. I'm hoping to figure out a way to give him gloves. Any suggestions?

If you knit, and know how to increase and decrease stitches, I figure it wouldn't be too tough to knit up a circle the size of his "hands", and a strip long enough to wrap around his arm, then stitch the ends of the strip together into a cylinder and stitch the circle over one opening. (And then do it again for the other mitten, of course.)