I'm out taking a walk and talking to my friend on the phone when I start to feel like I might need the toilet. It's no biggie, I just tell my friend that I have to go pee and start looking around for a public restroom.

I keep walking through the streets, trying to find a public toilet or a restaurant that might let me use their bathroom, but it's so early that nothing is open yet.

The feeling is starting to get pretty intense and I keep having to stop and cross my legs to relieve the pressure. People are starting to stare, this is so embarrassing!

Finally, when I realise I'm not going to be able to hold on, I run into an alley to pee, but before I can get my pants down, little dribbles of piss are already running down my legs! Before I know it, the dribbles turn into a torrent and my bluejeans are completely soaked!

Oh my god, how embarrassing, how am I going to get home with totally piss-drenched pants?