We're just not that into this movie. Fun Fact: The moment we
finished recording, I actually did throw up. The only good thing
about 2009's evil demonic egg that is He's Just Not That
Into You is that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Aniston are good
in tit. Everyone else is terrible.

This week we watched 2015's Playing It Cool aka
The Marvel Off-Time Hangout Movie. Captain America has to write a
romcom script for The Falcon. Cap is in love with a woman, but
she's engaged to Mr. Fantastic. Caps best friend in this universe
is Venom for some reason (along with Peter Parker's teacher and
Legion's bud...

Just in time for the most upsetting holiday of the year, Bronwyn
and Jourdain decided to tackle their most-requested film: 2011's
Something Borrowed. It's a romcom that hinges on
the idea that blonde women oppress brunette women and that it's
justifiable to steal a blonde woman's fiancé as reparations! Yes!
Seriously!...

This week we yelled about 2016's Whiskey Tango
Foxtrot. Joined again by Kyle Kallgren,
we looked into Tina Fey's most misbegotten starring vehicle to
date. A film all about how war is hot and sexy and fun and everyone
is white. It's all about getting your groove back while people are
dying all around you! Doesn't that...