8 Million Instagram Followers May Cause Your Phone to Explode

Demy de Zeeuw, who plays for the Dutch national soccer team, recently shared a video of what his phone looks like when it gets push notifications for his Instagram, which has eight million followers.

Yeah, we're dizzy, too. Not even the speediest of all speed readers can keep up with this madness. Either the battery on the phone is going to die a quick death because of this or the phone itself should look into going on strike because it is definitely working overtime and then some.

Then again, maybe de Zeeuw ought to consider turning off the notifications.That'd solve the problem, right?