Oh lawdy, there's ninjers in Oklahoma City

Hey everyone, I've lurked here for a while, but have never joined any discussions. I've enjoyed the investigations that you guys do, and always get a chuckle out of the ninjer bashing. Well, here's more fuel for the fire. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-- The Red Spider Ninja

Normally I'm opposed to this style of thread, but that was pretty great. Between the camera being sideways, the fat guy who really ought to be wearing a shirt, and the creative reinterpretation of "iron body training", there's a lot to be had in that short clip.

The fool thinks himself immortal,
If he hold back from battle;
But old age will grant him no truce,
Even if spears spare him.