Move over, Selena Gomez — it's actually Orlando Bloom who can't keep his hands to himself... or his pants on, for that matter.

Just days after super NSFW, uncensored photos of a bare-bottom Bloom paddle-boarding while on vacation with girlfriend Katy Perry surfaced online, the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales actor dropped his swimming trunks once more to reveal his pirate's booty.