COLUMBIA, South Carolina (CNN) -- The South Carolina Democratic Party voted Thursday to keep funnyman Stephen Colbert's name off the Democratic Primary ballot, according to the party's executive director.

Carol Fowler, chairwoman of the state Democratic Party and a member of the executive council, suggested Wednesday that Colbert did not meet the standard of national viability.

Erin wrote:

I need to get a Colbert '08 bumper sticker.

I believe those will be freely available now. I bet if you send $1 to his show with a stamped envelope, you'd get one back.

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (CNN) -- The South Carolina Democratic Party voted Thursday to keep funnyman Stephen Colbert's name off the Democratic Primary ballot, according to the party's executive director.

Cocksuckers. His presence in a campaign would be no more farcical than the guy that won the last two times.

Well, technically he didn't "win" the first time. I hate the damn electoral vote. It makes it completely pointless for me to bother voting non-Republican in a presidental election. The 8 S.C. votes will ALWAYS go to a Republican.

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Well, technically he didn't "win" the first time. I hate the damn electoral vote.

That's how we elect in the U.S.

So, technically, he did win. Sorry. People keep jabbing that at Bush. This isn't the first president to do that. If we would have had no electoral college, then Aaron Burr (aka Buckshot Burr) would have been the third president. A murderer. Nice.

I am a republican, but I freely admit its time somebody took this job a little more seriously.

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Awesome.

"The tri-tone is the Devil's interval, and he demands resolution." - Richard Lloyd

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Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh) They're fucking up the environment (say what?) They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?) And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)

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