ou've also increased our national debt another $326 billion in just 44 days (3.07%, or annual rate of 25.47%! — over three times President Bush's yearly average of 8.08%). It took 98 days for the debt to increase this much to the level it was when you said "Hussein" at the West Front of the Capitol (an annual rate of 11.43%).

No wonder you confessed in your autobiography, "I got high [on hard drugs to] push questions of who I was out of my mind [sic]."

Looks like you permanently did so, making it clearly the only thing in your adult life at which you ever, on your own, honestly succeeded.

For the sake of our children's inheritance — namely, a free and secure nation whose people each inviolably possess, in full from the first heartbeat to the last, those most sacred liberties bestowed on him entirely by Almighty God — your maladministration doesn't need to just fail.

It must be drawn and quartered, disemboweled and its entrails burned, then all remains of that putridness utterly destroyed.

With my sincerest hope for change we need most assuredly and as soon as possible, completely and forever away from the insufferable extremism of your fascist regime, I fondly remain disloyalest-oppositionly yours,