Tiger Woods’ Mugshot Was Absolutely Roasted Because Why The Hell Not?

Remember when Tiger Woods was known for golf? Me either.

In case you weren’t anywhere near social media yesterday, you probably didn’t hear that legendary golfer Tiger Woods was arrested for drinking and driving. Woods was found asleep at the wheel, and according to the police report Woods had “slow, sluggish and very slurred speech” and was “unable to walk alone.”

Here’s what Woods had to say:

“I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions. I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn’t realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.”