Women are always complaining they want a hopeless romantic as a partner and them when they get one that just dump the poor guy and break his heart. I can't understand how any women could ever break up with a man so committed to their relationship.

a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies

...Lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats ... Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether... One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

CapeFearCadaver:a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies.

Somehow the wording of the headline made me think of last night's "Impractical Jokers".

Story in short: Each guy had to sell an item at a flea market. Each person had to tell this story of the "item's history" fed to him by the other guys.

Joe, one of the 4 guys, has this item (blanking on it) he had to sell. This 20-something kid comes up and Joe starts to tell this tale about how he's in the mafia, etc. The kid starts looking like, "hey, this guy might be real". At the end, instead of saying "would you like to buy this?" he says "You want to buy this"...the kid stands there for about 3 seconds kind of stunned then hands over money like he's saving his own health.

CapeFearCadaver:a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

RedPhoenix122:CapeFearCadaver: a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

Cold_Sassy:DROxINxTHExWIND: Jesus. No peice of paper is going to keep this man from her. I'm not sure what can be done but I hope they do it before its too late.

There is nothing that is going to stop that guy ever, short of his demise.If I were her, I'd get the hell out of town -- move somewhere FAR away and never come back.

i'm with you. the whole nine yards: change of name, multiple moves, find out about getting a new SS#, learn self defense, build up the gun collection etcetera. i've always got the TV on in the background with these shows on. most people just leave themselves wide open to be the victim. fark that noise. either that or get a good friend to alibi you while you take him out first. turn-about is fair play.

KrispyKritter:Cold_Sassy: DROxINxTHExWIND: Jesus. No peice of paper is going to keep this man from her. I'm not sure what can be done but I hope they do it before its too late.

There is nothing that is going to stop that guy ever, short of his demise.If I were her, I'd get the hell out of town -- move somewhere FAR away and never come back.

i'm with you. the whole nine yards: change of name, multiple moves, find out about getting a new SS#, learn self defense, build up the gun collection etcetera. i've always got the TV on in the background with these shows on. most people just leave themselves wide open to be the victim. fark that noise. either that or get a good friend to alibi you while you take him out first. turn-about is fair play.

I'm the type who generally relocates spiders to the back yard instead of smashing them, but I'm all for the death penalty for people like this. He just flat out shouldn't be free to roam in our society. Kick him away or put him out of our misery.

CapeFearCadaver:a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.