3. What the FUCK is up with the guy on the left?

5. False start, thus two QUICK shots of the starter's pistol.

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His neurons misfired and he was right on the cusp. His brain was
telling him "STOP" and "GO" at the exact same time.
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(edit to add: ) I used to be a competition swimmer. Can't tell you how many false starts
there were where I managed to stop myself at the last SPLIT-second and stand up in
the blocks, only to be unable to stop myself from teetering on into the pool anyways.
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I definitely feel his pain. And his (and my) recognition of our inner doofuses.
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