Alex Smith and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Super Bowl Media Day

It sucks to be Alex Smith right now. Just a couple months ago, he was the starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers. And, now? Well, now he's wandering around at Super Bowl media day like a lost puppy (can someone get this guy a podium? PLEASE?!) and trying to find someone (anyone!) who will ask him something other than, "Soooo….what does it feel like to be the biggest loser in the world? No, really..." Just look at that face!

We were actually starting to feel bad for the guy. But then, we saw this picture, and—what can we say?—the jokes started flying. Check them out in the thumbs gallery above. It doesn't get any sadder than this.