Teen girl #1: Oh my gosh, Brad Pitt is such an idiot.
Teen girl #2: I know, he never should’ve left Jen.
Teen girl #1: No, I mean, can’t he see that the baby is clearly not his?
–Penn Station newsstand

Man: I’ll give you 10 bucks if you can tell me what baseball team is popular in Philly. Woman: Duh, it’s the Red Sox! …What? Boston is in Philly. Man: Sweetie, Boston isn’t in Philly. Woman: Don’t lie to me, you know how easy I fall for things! Man: But Boston is in Massachusetts. Woman: That’s what I said!
–E 23rd St & Lex
Overheard by: Lisa

Cashier #1: … And then she told me she got high on ecstasy by accident last night. Cashier #2: By accident? Cashier #1: Yeah. She was at his house and saw a little white thing on the coffee table, and that bitch thought it was a mint.
–Todaro Bros. Grocery, 2nd Ave
Overheard by: A

Club boy #1: So you must tell me: how was posh last night? Club boy #2: Oh, I don't know. I'm not really sure what happened, but at some point someone, um, bit my nipple and ever since, it just, um, hasn't been the same.
–53rd & 9th
Overheard by: Andrew L