[[folder:In General]]* Early in the Horde game, you get the quest of the Blackmaw Doublecross. It doesn't really matter what you say to sabotage the negotiations... but it's all funny. * Some of the StopPokingMe the [=NPCs=] will give you. One of the best is one from the male draenei. "You require medication?" The accent sells it.** One of the wolf-mounted patrols that wander Durotar: "What's that smell? Ohhh! Bad dog!"** Pandaren are the funniest in this regard. Pandaren really go the extra mile with the StopPokingMe. It takes more pokes than you'd think (inner peace and all that), but when they get angry, they get ''ANGRY!''*** Another has female Pandaren spending a couple minutes (far longer than any other StopPokingMe quote) describing all the wonderous sights in Pandaria before saying:---->'''Pandaren:''' "''What I am trying to say is''... please, ''just go bother someone else''!"** Li Li has some pretty good ones..."So I'm like 'What's up?' and you're like "I'm gonna poke you!" and I'm like 'Ok,' and you're like "I'm gonna poke you some more!"** The [[BeePeople Klaxxi]] also have some amusing ones. At first they get angry at you and make the expected threats to your safety. Keep doing it, and they start ''begging'' you to stop. Some even claim the equivalent of SandInMyEyes!** Some of the [=NPCs=] in Pandaria instead give you an anecdote when clicked on enough. One in particular from Xuen:--->"Strength is more than how hard you hit; your strikes must have control and purpose. You can also just [[GroinAttack go for the groin]]."** Starting from ''Warlords of Draenor'', some [=NPCs=] flat-out [[HatesBeingTouched Hate Being Touched]], so their StopPokingMe lines are the default for you clicking on them, bordering on AmbiguousDisorder.** Reshad's StopPokingMe quotes go from a long suffering "Whaaat?" to sounding seconds from a psychotic breakdown, "Whatisitwhatisitwhatisitwhatisitwhatisit [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. Is. It. That. You. WANT?!]]"** The other Arakkoa Outcasts have three lines, two of which are just croaking, but the third is them telling you that you're making them molt.** The Highmountain Tauren (who have antlers instead of horns) have a couple that all flow together hilariously.-->'''Female Highmountain Tauren''': Are you staring at my [[{{Pun}} rack]]? Do you want a closer look? [[UseYourHead Headbutt]]!* The various /flirts can be quite hilarious as well.** Male Draenei's MoodWhiplash really sells theirs: "You know, I had a girlfriend, but I lost her in the crash. That is the bad news. The good news is, I'm available!" ** Female Draenei have: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Good. Bring ample supply of butter and goblin jumper cables."*** There there is one that didn't make it to the final game: "Okay, for mating ritual, we will need four... No, five sheep, one gnome, and Staff of Domination. Put gnome in bag, beat bag with staff, and meet me after gnome is tenderized."** Male Orcs: "You have six different [[SlasherSmile smiles]]. One for when you're angry. One for when you tear flesh. One for when you chew flesh. One for when you loot bodies. One for when you skin game. And one for when you want to kill something."** Female Dwarves: "I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs!"** Male Dwarves: "I like my beer like I like my women: stout and bitter."** Female Tauren: "I'm tired of the same old bull." *** The little foot-fidget, when it's made by a seven-foot tauren female with hooves, is pretty funny too.** Male Pandaren have the best:*** "I will sing for you, the love song, of my people... *rings dinner bell* [[BigEater COME AND GET IT]]!!!"*** "Sweet thing, imma romance all three of your kingdoms... Meditate on that."*** "Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style."*** "Nice pants. What's their drop rate?"** Female [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent worgen]] have a number of them too. *** "You know, worgen women have ''six'' nipples."*** "The fur's just something to hold on to."*** "Can you make my leg shake?"** Female Gnomes have some amusing SesquipedalianLoquaciousness:*** "At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport." *** "I don't feel the 1 to 10 scale is fine enough to capture subtle details of compatibility. I'd prefer a 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for mechanical aptitude and torque." ** Female Undead:*** "One good thing about being dead: the biological clock seems to have stopped."*** "Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?"*** "Yes they're real. They're not mine, but they're real."** Female Blood Elf: *** "Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"*** "Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk."*** "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?" *** "No. No, I won't do that.... but my sister will."** Male Blood Elf:*** "Your eyes are like the Sunwell... Before the explosion that doomed us all, of course." *** "You know what I love about your eyes, when I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection." ** Female Goblin:*** "Is that your wallet? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope!" *** "Does this turn you on?" (jingles bag of gold)** Male Goblin:*** "Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge."*** "Let me buy you a drink. No, wait you buy me a drink. Ah, you know what, just give me the money."*** "Honey, I've got all kinds of toys in my utility belt."** Female Blood Elf Demon Hunter:*** "I take on the powers of demons I've killed. Did I tell you I've slain a whole army of [[HornyDevils Succubi]]?"** Female Night Elf Demon Hunter*** "I have tattoos in other places, you know." [[note]]A CallBack to a generic female Night Elf quote that she has exotic piercings.[[/note]]* There are a number of non-combat pets with silly and/or hilarious animations. For example, the Plump Turkey, obtained as a reward for completing the Pilgrim's Bounty holiday achievements. When near a cooking fire, the poor brainwashed bird takes a running jump into the fire and ''cooks itself''.** The Rocket Chicken, which is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, a robot chicken with huge rocket boosters strapped to its back. After warming itself up for a few minutes, the chicken will spontaneously launch itself skyward... and explode in a loud squawk and puff of feathers.** Summoning a Father Winter's Helper or Winter's Little Helper out-of-season gets you [[WhatTheHellPlayer an indignant response and (generally) a request to wait until the Feast of Winter's Veil]]. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential It's possible to try the summon many times in a row]].[[note]]The response does not occur if you are using the Helper in a pet battle.[[/note]]* The Paladin's "Judgment" spell's animation consists of a holy hammer of light coming out of nowhere... and bonking on the other guy's head. For the first few times you use it, it's worth a few chuckles.* For Hunters only, but:** Step 1 - Get someone to shoot you with a Turkey Shooter.** Step 2 - Find an empty plate on one of the feast tables.** Step 3 - Feign Death.** Upon doing all of the following, you will become a roasted turkey sitting on a plate.* If you need to use an item while in animal form:--> '''That requires opposable thumbs.'''* During Children's Week, you get to shepard around some orphans. Along the way, they make some random commentary, some of which is delightfully adorable and hilarious:** Dorna, the Draenei:--->"Is the Twisting Nether shaped like a pretzel? And just what is a Nether? The orphan matron says I shouldn't ask people about their nethers..."\\"If a horse gets horseshoes, will I get draenei shoes?"\\"If the Burning Legion is such a problem why not just throw water on them? Then they'll just be a legion."\\"If I hold my breath, what color would I turn?"** Shalindria, the Blood Elf--->"I bet ice cream would taste better if it were socketed!"\\"If the demons fell, where did they fall from?"\\"Would a tauren paladin be a holy cow?"\\"Boys have cooties and girls have beauty!"** The Orc--->"What does 'zug zug' mean?"\\"When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?"\\"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"\\"I have a rock in my nose."** The Human--->If you [[SpringtimeForHitler try to fail and succeed]], what did you just do?\\Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.\\If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?* [[FunWithAcronyms Belbi's Eyesight Enhancing Romance]] Goggles, an Alliance head item obtainable during Brewfest which when equipped causes players and most humanoid [=NPCs=] to appear as male gnomes. The Horde equivalent, Blix's Eyesight Enhancing Romance Goggles, is even more hilarious since it causes them to appear as female orcs, basically outing Blix (a male goblin) as an AmazonChaser, or at least [[HasAType having a type]].** Perhaps due to a bug, the goggles affect ''your garrison's command table!''* Among the many items with amusing descriptions in the game there's Queen Azshara's Dressing Gown, a garish cloth robe the description of which reads "The rumors of the Highborne's poor fashion sense seem to be true."** It's funnier if you were a mage during ''Wrath of the Lich King'', as the robe is the same model as the one they got from 25-man Naxxramas and Vault of Archavon.* The Steamy Romance Novels. [[http://www.wowpedia.org/A_Steamy_Romance_Novel Here's the first in the series]].* During Hallow's End:-->'''Human Commoner:''' For the Horde!\\'''Human Commoner:''' You know... why ''do'' we celebrate this holiday?** One of the new masks introduced in 2011 is a murloc. Each race has two masks, one male and one female, but murlocs have no apparent gender so the male mask and female mask look the same, but are respectively green and orange.** The female ogre mask has [[TertiarySexualCharacteristics long eyelashes and lipstick]], because nobody has ever seen a female ogre and Blizzard has no idea what they would look like (this is a bit of [[DevelopmentGag an in-joke]]; ogres were considered to be the new Horde race for ''Cataclysm'', but Blizzard hit a brick wall designing the females and gave up).** During the fight against the HeadlessHorseman, there's his cry of "Get over here, you idiot!" when his head and body are separated.* More than a few quest names are funny moments all by themselves. Just a couple of examples include:** The Forsaken Blight and You: How Not to Die** Bros Before Hozen* Some of the /silly emotes are just funny. Examples include...** Female Tauren:--> '''Tauren:''' You know how hard it is to get your groove on with the spirit of your Great Grandmother looking over you?\\'''Tauren:''' I once laughed so hard I milked all over the floor!\\'''Tauren:''' In my native tongue my name means "Dances with tassels!"** Male Worgen:--> '''Worgen''': So then she says to me "[[Literature/LittleRedRidingHood What big teeth you have!]]"... I mean.... What do you ''say'' to that!?\\'''Worgen''': Are you into... ''[[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furries?]]''** Male Pandaren [[RuleOfThree once again]] have the funniest lines in this regard.--> '''Pandaren''': It is said... To fear is human. *Laughs* [[HumansAreMorons stupid humans.]]\\'''Pandaren''': Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. ... ... He's... [[CannotTellAJoke He's fed.]] I messed that up. But we make that stuff up anyway.\\'''Pandaren''': Hey! You look like you've lost some weight! ...[[AndThatsTerrible That's terrible.]] Have a dumpling.\\'''Pandaren''': How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges? ...[[FridgeHorror Meditate on this.]]** Female Pandaren have several hilarious lines as well.-->'''Pandaren''': If you reach for the stars and hit the moon, do not be ashamed for you have aspired to greatness. And the moon had it coming.\\'''Pandaren''': I was talking to Tauren the other day, no Worgen. Which one's a cow and which one's a dog? [[HypocriticalHumor All these talking animals are stupid]]!\\'''Pandaren''': All these new cultures are so confusing. Yesterday, someone complimented me on my badonk-a-donk. What is that, elvish?** Even ''demons'' can get into the action!-->'''Voidwalker''': I... am... void... [[OfferVoidInNebraska where prohibited.]]** A great one comes from Male Draenei.-->'''Draenei''': When we crashed I lost some jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my [[DoubleEntendre family jewels]], I would be deeply appreciative.** The Demon Hunters have unique jokes that are pretty great.-->'''Female Night Elf Demon Hunter:''' [[EmoTeen No mom, this is]] ''[[EmoTeen not]]'' [[EmoTeen just a phase!]]-->'''Male Blood Elf Demon Hunter:''' I eat demons for breakfast and vengeance for lunch... But I usually skip dinner because vengeance has a lot of calories.* In true Blizzard fashion, Dataminers found information for a "Karazhan Restoration". The name gets DenserAndWackier every time it's changed, first into Medivh's Big Birthday Bash, then [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo Karazhan 2: Eclectic Boogaloo]] and finally Medivh Presents Chessmaster: Illustrious Edition.** And then they went and ''made'' Medivh's Big Birthday Bash........in Hearthstone.* If a druid player has bad lag, their visual transformations will be delayed. Only the visuals, mind you, so it's entirely possible to change into Flight Form and ''swim'' through the air for a few seconds before the game catches up. Similar fun can be had with any race who manages to use a flying mount and gets the relevant buff, but the graphical changes are lagging behind.* Some of the flavor text on archaeological projects can be quite entertaining, such as an Ogre pictogram depicting "a particularly distressing culinary experience."[[/folder]]

[[folder:Classic Old World]]* The conversation with [[http://www.wowpedia.org/Azuregos Azuregos]] in the epic Scepter of Ahn'Qiraj questline. It's just a "[[BlatantLies tiny minnow]]".** Azuregos's saga of sillyness continues post-Shattering, where he falls in love with [[CrackPairing a Spirit Healer of all things]].* [[http://www.wowwiki.com/Quest:Items_of_Some_Consequence A now defunct quest for the Alliance]] has you gather a few supplies to help a gnome disguise his Spybot. The supplies are three silk cloth and... [[http://www.wowhead.com/item=8683#comments two very specific apples]] that are apparently "perfect sized" for the disguise for some reason. It becomes apparent in the next part of the quest chain that the disguise makes Spybot looks like a woman. If you haven't figured it out yet, [[GagBoobs the apples were used for fake breasts]].* The Defias Messenger in Westfall's aggro.--> Here's a singing telegram for [you]! Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll kill any [race] I see, including you!* Way way way way ''waaaaaaay'' back in Classic, someone took out a pet with the "Living Bomb" debuff and didn't know that it paused the timer on it. So imagine everyone's shock when all of a sudden, every single person in the auction house had a mysterious "Click to resurrect" message wondering what on earth happened. It's hard to say where this first happened; but this happened to Horde ''and'' Alliance at around the same time.* One quest in the Redridge Mountains once rewarded you with a Dwarven Fishing Pole. [[NonIndicativeName It was]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill a gun]], and its description read "Dwarves aren't known for their subtlety".** On a similar note, another quest awarded a [[StuffBlowingUp Goblin Fishing Pole]].* In Zul'Farrak, after defeating the trolls and saving Sergeant Bly and his men, he will [[UngratefulBastard refuse to even thank you for what you did]], and you can call him out on it. He then will accuse you of threatening him (which is all the funnier considering that your fellow party members can't see your exchange with him), and then [[TooDumbToLive try to kill you]], which will likely end in his and his men's deaths.* In the Eastern Plaguelands, it's possible to see a Plague Dog piddle on a tree.* The quest "Blackhand's Command" that was originally required for entrance into Blackwing Lair before 6.0.2, where the letter you got from the NPC you just killed shows how little Rend expected him to carry out his mission.-->Imbecile,\\\\I hold very little faith in your ability to prevent outsiders from accessing the master's lair. In the very likely event of your death, this orb has its own failsafe built in to prevent outsiders from teleporting directly into Blackwing.\\\\Only those with the Mark of Drakkisath branded upon their hand may make use of this orb. Thankfully, Drakkisath is not nearly as incompetent as you, Quartermaster. He guards the brand himself!\\\\-Warchief Rend Blackhand\\\\P.S. Destroy this letter, idiot.** The fact that the quartermaster still had the letter despite it telling him to destroy it makes his stupidity apparent. The game itself also comments that he was pretty stupid at the beginning of the quest description.* The "DESTROY BROODQUEEN" quest introduction.-->"\\\\[[LargeHam SPIDERS IN NORTH CAVE BAD. POISON OGRES. OGRES GET SICK. BAD!]]\\\\[[LargeHam BIG BIG SPIDER IN CAVE MAKE MORE SPIDERS. MORE SPIDERS BAD!]]\\\\[[{{Hulkspeak}} KILL BIG SPIDER, STOP MORE SPIDERS. KILL BIG SPIDER, GET BIG PRIZE! GOOD!]]\\\\[[StylisticSuck ]]"\\[[/folder]]