The sweetest way to do hard time is with a pair of Chocolate Handcuffs. Sure, edible handcuffs might not be the most secure thing in the world but you’re supposed to be a prisoner of love not a prisoner of the county. Wait, you’re not a prisoner of the county, …

It’s the latest in a seemingly never-ending line of novelty potholders. The Slice of Pizza Potholder looks just like a (really bad) slice of pizza. That cheese looks old and possibly mixed with cheddar or something a bit yellowish, the toppings look horrible and I’d fully expect to there to be significant tip …

Move over gummy bears, in the world of bizarre candy shaped like animal parts, there’s a new kid in town. Presenting Narwhal Horns Candy, an Arctic mint flavored whale horn shaped candy with “the same crunchy texture and minty flavor as real narwhal horns”. And the Oscar for best cartoon imagery on the …