Is this real life, or is this just grown men using the word fantasy on a daily basis with their friends? The Mets’ talent for losing money. Rube Goldberg betting. ’Speriences, like being forced into your goddamn civic duties. ”Courthouse?”. Fake trial blue-balls. Fuck a parade, but bagpipers and fiddlers are acceptable (dwarves too). Opting-in for $5. The worst Chatty Cathy ever.