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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Now we are going to explore a new aspect of the Life Chart. We are going to ask a seemingly simple and innocuous question :- "If we just have a twelve year cycle to describe all lives, then what is it that makes it a true cycle?" I mean if we were to take the Cadel Evans 'Life Chart', featuring the mountain biking/BMX era ushered at 12 and then the road racing era ushered in at 24, why do I contend he's simply repeating the same cycle and not simply entering a brand new 12 year cycle? Surely it's enough that I can supply highly statistically significant data for the two Life Cycles 'Years of Revolution'. However I go further. I radically contend that if you analyse on the symbolic level, then you would see the same themes being repeated. Not the same actions-but the same themes. If you think about it closely enough you will see it gives you a brand new perspective on life.

Anyway, now to this month's, I'm sure, somewhat reluctant participant- Rebekah Brooks. The former News Of The World editor, whose dubious ethics have resulted in the paper being shut down and her being charged with illegal phone tapping. Although she resigned and is now still on bail, she has just received a hefty multi-million pound payout from Rupert Murdoch. Is she in a Life Cycles 'significant year'when this is happening? Yes she is 43, when all this and potentially much more is unfolding. Like a modern-day Napoleon, she can feel the Russian Campaign ever tightening it's grip. (the Emperor was 43 in 1812, if you remember). This is a textbook 'Year of Broken Pathways', including the monumental challenge and the slow sinking in of the reality of the new world she will inhabit. She even refused to resign at first (much like when Napoleon expected a Russian surrender), until News Corporation's second largest shareholder called for it in a BBC interview. Now let's turn the clock back 12 years. She's now 31, not 43. Where is she now?

It is well recorded that she became one of the youngest-ever Fleet Street editors when, at 31, she took the top job at News Of The World in May, 2000. It was not long before controversy surrounded her. She was vilified for publishing the names and photographs of known sex offenders following the murder of schoolgirl Sarah Payne. Police accused her of "grossly irresponsible journalism", that was wrecking investigations, driving paedophiles underground and causing mobs to riot in Portsmouth. In one instance a paediatrician had her house vandalised, because of confusion with this word and the word paedophile. Yet the paper sold an extra 95,000 copies a week. Critics accused her of trying to cash in on Sarah's death, but she defended the paper's actions in a David Frost interview. Then in early 2002, she became embroiled in the Milly Dowler murder, which has led directly to where she is today. Millie was a 13 year old schoolgirl and News reporters had hacked into her voicemail when she was reported missing.

Of course, since then many celebrities have come forward with complaints of a similar nature. This material is not pretty, but it does tell a consistent story. In the overly-ambitious quest for power, she has broken all ethical standards and these tactics have been brought into the open, beginning at both her age 31 'Year of Broken Pathways' and again in a more dramatic fashion in her age 43 'Year of Broken Pathways'. This is a linked theme of her life. Could I demonstrate it in her only other 'Broken Pathways' year at 19? Perhaps, but it would be difficult to access, as this part of her life in Paris seems a closed book. However one thing we do know is that she has doctored her academic data to imply she had a degree from the Sorbonne, which of course she did not and that she was an exceptionally ambitious young person even then. Prepared, no doubt, to do 'whatever it took'. Next month I'll return with a more uplifting case and until then:- "may the cycles always bring you good fortune".

Andrew Ellicott

L'Enfant's Undoing

ANDREW ELLICOTT'S LETTER

Philadelphia, Feby 23, 1792

Gentlemen,

On my arrival at this City, I found that no preparation was made for an engraving of the plan of the City of Washington. Upon this representation being made to the President and Secretary of State, I was directed to furnish one for an engraver, which with the aid of my Brother, was completed last Monday and handed to the President.

In this business we met with difficulties of a very serious nature. Major L'Enfant refused us the use of theoriginal! What his motives were, God knows. - The plan which we have furnished, I believe will be found to answer the ground better than the large one in the Major's hands. - I have engaged two good artists (both americans) to execute the engraving, and who will begin the work as soon as the president comes to a determination respecting some small alterations, In several conversations which I have had with the President and Secretary of State on the subject of the City of Washington, I have constantly mentioned the necessity of system in the execution of the business without which, there can be neither economy, certainty, nor decision. The Major has both a lively fancy and decision, but unfortunately no system, which render the other qualifications much less valuable, or in some cases useless. I suspect that measures are now taken, which will either reduce the Major to the necessity of submitting to the legal arrangements, or deserting the City....

Ed Decker (an anti-Masonic Christian) writes this: "The satanic pentagram under which the White House sits is an open door through which Satan has access to our president."......

NOW THE DEBUNK

The claims about the D.C. street layout are easily refuted just by looking at an actual map of the city. Conspiracy literature will show Rhode Island Ave., Vermont Ave., Massachusetts Ave., Connecticut Ave., and K Street making up five lines of a pentagram. A look at the actual street mapshows that Vermont and Connecticut Avenues do not extend south of K street so there is no point below that, and ergo, no bottom point of any pentagram pointing at the White House. Further, Rhode Island Ave. does not extend west of Connecticut Ave. so not only does this alleged "pentagram" not have five points, it doesn't even have four. It is purely the product of someone's overactive imagination.

As to whether Masonic symbols such as the square and compass can be found in the street layout, this would seem to be conceivably possible given that many of the Founding Fathers were Freemasons. In actuality, the city's street layout was designed by Pierre Charles L'Enfant, a French-born architect appointed by George Washington and Thomas Jefferson to design the city. L'Enfant's design somewhat resembled that of Karlsruhe, Germany. But even if Freemasonry was an influence on the street layout, so what? Most street intersections everywhere resemble a Christian cross - is this evidence of a Christian conspiracy to control the world?

DID YOU KNOW?

10 Unusual Facts About the National Mall in Washington DC

If you visit Washington DC, you are almost certain to visit the National Mall in the capital of the United States. The most familiar portion of the Mall stretches from the Capital Building, past the Washington Monument and ends at the Lincoln Memorial. The length of this portion of the National Mall from point to point is nearly 2 miles.

Here are 10 unusual facts about the National Mall

1) Some claim that the back of Abraham Lincoln’s head of the statue at the Lincoln Memorial is actually is a face of Confederate General Robert E. Lee.

2) Also on the statue of Lincoln, many suggested that the positioning of Lincoln’s hands were such as it formed the American Sign Language (ASL) letters “A” and “L”. However the sculptor Daniel Chester French maintained that the rumors concerning the back of the head and the hands were false.

3) The Washington Monument sways about .125th of an inch in winds of 30 miles per hour.

4) The Capitol Building is the 4th tallest masonry dome in the world, surpassed by only St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome, St. Paul’s Cathedral in London and St. Issac’s Cathedral in St. Petersburg.

5) The United States Capitol has its own underground subway line that connects the Capitol to the House and Senate office buildings.

6) The Korean Memorial is the first stainless steel memorial erected in Washington DC.

7) A rock from the Moon is on display for visitors to touch at the National Air and Space Museum.

8) The largest protest rally at the Great Mall took place on October 15, 1969 in protest of the Viet Nam War.

9) The Beach Boys and other Rock and Roll bands were banned from performing Independence Day concerts because Ronald Regan’s Secretary of the Interior, James G. Watt suggested that these bands encouraged drug and alcohol use and attracted the “wrong element” to the Mall.

10) The Washington Monument was cracked in four places from a rare earthquake on Tuesday, August 23, 2011.

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT FORDS

Ford has had a significant impact on the automotive industry since they first started rolling out cars110 years ago. As one of the oldest car manufacturers, Ford has a rich history, filled with interesting facts that you may not know.

Check out these interesting Ford facts to learn more about what makes your Ford part of a brand treasured by car owners for decades.

1. Ford is the second largest family owned company in the world. Henry Ford’s great grandson, William Clay Ford, Jr. currently resides as the company’s executive chairman.

2. The very first Ford sold was to Dr. Pfennig in 1903, for a grand total of $850. The “Model A” had a 2-cylinder engine, and could reach a max speed of 30 mph

3. Ford’s current CEO, William Clay Ford, Jr., or Bill Ford, currently owns the first Ford vehicle ever sold in 1903.

4. Henry Ford and Thomas Edison were lifelong friends. As requested by Ford, Thomas Edison’s son captured Edison’s last exhale in a test tube and sealed it with a cork. Ford kept the tube as a memorial to Edison’s “life and breath.”

5. Ford’s signature blue, oval logo was not introduced until 4 years after the company had already been in production.

6. In 1914 Ford offered its employees double the current market average, creating Henry Ford’s “$5-a-day.” The new salary, accompanied by a shorter working day and company profit sharing, minimized employee turnover, and was significant in growing the middle class and fair wages movement. Henry Ford was quoted saying he wanted to help his workers to a “life” not just a “living.”

7. In 1964, after Ford debuted the Mustang, 94,000 pedal-powered toy mustangs were bought for children the following Christmas season.

8. In 1965, a Ford Mustang was transported in 4 separate pieces to the observation deck of the Empire State Building, using resident elevators, where it was reassembled and photographed by helicopter. The car was later reassembled inside the building, until it was eventually taken apart and removed from the building 5 months later.

10. Chevrolet actually used a Ford SuperDuty to set up their Chevy Truck display at the Texas State Fair in 2012.

11. When former President Gerald Ford was describing his no-nonsense, style of governing, he was quoted as saying, “I’m a Ford, not a Lincoln,” comparing President Lincoln’s eloquence with Lincoln, the luxury car company owned by Ford Motor Company.

12. Ford F-Series has been consistently ranked as the #1 selling car in America so far in 2013.

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT HENRY

If Henry Ford were still around for his 150th birthday (July 30), he'd probably be exhausted of people talking about the Model T or his development of the assembly line. So, in honor of the inventor hitting the century-and-a-half mark, here are some lesser-known facts about one of the most recognizable names in the automobile industry.

1. When he a young man, Ford repaired watches for his friends and family—and he made his own tools to do it. He used a filed shingle nail as a screwdriver and a corset stay as tweezers.

2. Ford became Chief Engineer of the Edision Illuminating Company's main plant in 1893, and was on-call 24 hours a day to keep Detroit's electricity running. He left the position 6 years later—with Edison's encouragement to work on his plans for a gasoline automobile.

3. In 1918, President Woodrow Wilson convinced Ford to run for a seat on the Senate as a Democrat. Ford obliged, sending a letter to the President saying, “If they want to elect me let them do so, but I won't make a penny's investment." He didn’t spend a cent campaigning and still only lost by 4500 votes.

4. Long before Colonial Williamsburg, Ford tried to turn Sudbury, Massachusetts' Wayside Inn—where Longfellow penned Tales of a Wayside Inn—into a living museum of American history. He purchased the Inn, and 3000 surrounding acres, in 1923, and built eight buildings on it including a working grist mill.

5. In 1926, Henry Ford bought the Redstone School House in Sterling, Massachusetts. Ford claimed the school house was the one mentioned in nursery rhyme “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” and moved the building to his property in Sudbury.

6. Ford backed up his claims that the school house was the real deal by publishing a book:The Story of Mary and Her Little Lamb and Ford Ideals. Ford converted the building, which was being used for storage, back into a proper school: Classes were taught at the Redstone School House until 1951.

7. During a 1928 interview with the Detroit Times’ George Sylvester Viereck, Ford expanded on his religious thoughts, owing his strokes of brilliance to a “Master Mind”: “Somewhere is a Master Mind sending brain wave messages to us. There is a Great Spirit. I never did anything by my own volition. I was pushed by invisible forces within and without me.”

8 Using wood scraps from his plants, Ford found he could make charcoal briquettes. When Ford’s brother-in-law E.G. Kingsford brokered the site selection for Ford’s charcoal manufacturing plant, Ford named the company Kingsford Charcoal in his honor.

9. During World War I, Ford tried his hand in the aviation business and started the Ford Airplane Company. The U.S. Centennial of Flight Commission recognized Ford as a pioneer of aviation in 2002, but the Ford Airplane Division shut down in 1933 due to lackluster sales.

10. In Aldous Huxley's dystopian society of Brave New World, the world dates its years asAnnum Fordum, or "Year of Our Ford." Huxley's characters also use Henry's name as "Our Ford" instead of "Our Lord."

IMAGINE THEY JUST INVENTED A BOOK TODAY!!

BOOKAnnouncing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device (BOOK). It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on.

It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk.

Here's how it works: Each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Most come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.

An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers. Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (referred to by the acronym PENCILS to those in the trade).

How Smart Are You?

SOME INTERESTING FACTS

The technology behind the Internet began back in the 1960’s at MIT. The first message ever to be transmitted was LOG.. why? The user had attempted to type LOGIN, but the network crashed after the enormous load of data of the letter G. It was to be a while before Facebook would be developed…

The Internet began as a single page at the URLhttp://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html, which contained information about this new-fangled “WorldWideWeb” project, and how you too could make a hypertext page full of wonderful hyperlinks. Sadly, the original page was never saved, but you can view it after 2 years of revisions here.

The first emoticon is commonly credited to Kevin Mackenzie in 1979, but was a rather simple -) and didn’t really look like a face. 3 years later,

The first webcam was deployed at Cambridge University computer lab – its sole purpose to monitor a particular coffee makerand hence avoid wasted trips to an empty pot.

Google estimates that the Internet today contains about 5 million terabytes of data (1TB = 1,000GB), and claims it has only indexed a paltry 0.04% of it all! You could fit the whole Internet on just 200 million Blu-Ray disks.

Speaking of search – One THIRD of all Internet searches are specifically for pornography. It is estimated that 80% of all images on the Internet are of naked women.

According to legend, Amazon became the number one shopping site because in the days before the invention of the search giant Google, Yahoo would list the sites in their directory alphabetically!

The first ever banner ad invaded the Internet in 1994, and it was just as bad as today. The ad was part of AT&Ts “you will” campaign, and was placed on the HotWired homepage.

Of the 247 BILLION email messages sent every day, 81% are pure spam.

Twenty hours of video from around the world are uploaded to YouTube every minute. The first ever YouTube video was uploaded on April 23rd 2005,by Jawed Karim (one of the founders of the site) and was 18 seconds long, entitled “Me at the zoo”. It was quite boring, as is 99% of the content on YouTube today.

Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism This shit happened before.

Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism Send more shit.

Atheism No shit.

Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism What is shit anyway?

Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

LET'S ADD A COUPLE.....

'Life Cycles' You keep getting the same shit every twelve years.

James Bond I have a licence to kill this shit.

Bill Gates Let's make this shit digital.

Warren Buffet This shit makes a 16% per annum return.

Erin Brockovich Let's sue this shit.

Robin Williams Holy shit I'm not here.

Clive Palmer I could get this shit elected.

James Gandolfini I don't give a shit!

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Ian Fleming/James Bond

Notes From A London Exhibition On Ian Fleming

The man who created James Bond was an obsessive womanizer, drinker and smoker whose excesses shortened his life.Ian Fleming was also a brilliant journalist and wartime intelligence expert whose private memorandums during his years at the British Admiralty helped pave the way for the creation of the Central Intelligence Agency in the United States.

The venerable museum is in unusual territory: by necessity, fiction and fact are constantly brushing against each other in For Your Eyes Only, a remarkable exhibition celebrating the centenary of the birth of the man who launched an international phenomenon in 1953 with the publication of his first Bond novel in 1953.

That novel was Casino Royale. “You can’t publish this!” a scandalized former girlfriend warned him after reading Fleming’s potent mixture of sadism and sex. “If you must publish it, for heaven’s sake, do it under another name.”

But Fleming did publish it — under his own name — and Agent 007 was born.

We can see the original manuscript of Casino Royale, the fading typescript covered with Fleming’s own meticulous pen-and-ink corrections, and the simple desk and chair at which he wrote all 14 books. Both items of furniture were located in the master bedroom at Goldeneye, his beloved Jamaican retreat. We even see the painting, by friend and neighbour Noel Coward, of Goldeneye’s spectacular beach.

The exhibition, which is devoted to the life and work of the man who created the world’s most famous secret agent, is full of such personal touches. For example, we learn he was forced to write in the bedroom because he and Ann Fleming were constantly entertaining house guests who were too much of a distraction for an author committed to delivering a new novel every year.

Forty-four years after Fleming’s death, his physical presence lingers wraithlike over the exhibition — in the photos and flickering black-and-white television images of that cruel sardonic face, in the old recordings of that plummy voice, even in the glass display case containing his favourite dinner jacket, cufflinks, bow tie and cigarette holder.

The curators don’t gloss over the man’s flaws — particularly when it comes to a sex life that was as lively as that given his fictional alter ego.

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Leave Your Answer In The Comments Section And I'll Tell You How You Went.

1. The role eventually went to Sean Connery, but who was James Bond creator Ian Fleming’s first choice to play Bond in Dr. No? (1962)

2. Which film marked the first appearance of Bond’s Aston Martin DB5?

3. What was the only Bond theme to top the Billboard Hot 100?

4. What writer (most famous for his children’s books) wrote the screenplay for You Only Live Twice (1967)?

5. What famous line does Daniel Craig not utter in Quantum of Solace (2008)?

6. Who performed the theme song for Live and Let Die (1973)?

7. What Bond film was the last film seen by U.S. president John F. Kennedy?

8. Israel’s 1976 operation to rescue hostages at Entebbe airport in Uganda was named after which Bond movie?

9. What is the only movie in the Bond series to feature a woman’s name as the title of the film?

10. Which Bond actress married a future Bond while filming For Your Eyes Only? (1981)

11. Roger Moore’s daughter, Deborah, appears as a British Airways hostess in which movie?

12. The role went to Timothy Dalton, but who was the first choice to play Bond in The Living Daylights? (1987)

13. What actress briefly played Bond’s wife in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service(featuring George Lazenby in his one and only performance as James Bond)?

14. In Diamonds are Forever (1971), this red-headed actress was the first Bond girl to be portrayed by an American.

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because

No one but their creator understands their internal logic

The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine "le computer") because:

In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves

They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem

As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.

THOSE LAWYERS CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO GIVE BACK, DON'T THEY!

In the summer of 1997 — while some of the residents of Hinkley were still fuming over what they regarded as paltry checks — Girardi and Lack, flush from their winnings and wanting to “give something back” to the California legal community, organized a weeklong Mediterranean cruise for 90 people, including 11 public and private judges. The three PG&E arbitrators were among those invited.

One judge called it “absolutely incredible.” A luxury yacht floated on azure waters; tuxedoed butlers balanced silver trays of free champagne; young bikini-clad ladies frolicked on the sun-splashed deck, according to retired Judge Schoettler, who was a guest. As another bare-chested judge remarked at the time: “This gives decadence a bad name.”

The cruise was organized under the banner of Girardi and Lack’s Foundation for the Enrichment of the Law. Girardi told the Los Angeles Times that the cruise included “an extensive professional program.” The cost was about $3,000 per person, about half the normal rate; Girardi told the Times he and Lack had received a discount for chartering the entire Cunard cruise ship. After some confusion, all of the judges on the trip paid their way, save two unrelated to the PG&E case who were invited to lecture.

The public judges claimed the cruise had been an educational seminar, allowable under both state and federal judicial rules. But Schoettler said no one he knew attended a lecture. The fact that the three PG&E judges accepted the discounted cruise from the attorneys whom they had just enriched is one reason Chief Justice George instigated a study into the business of arbitration.

The study, completed in September 1999, recommended that arbitrators disclose their relationships with parties before them, and refrain from accepting gifts from those who come before them.

Hexavalent Chromium. Chromium6

AND THE FIRES OF CONTROVERSY RAGE ON!

Apart from the EPA ongoing study of the effects of orally ingested Chromium 6, you'd think the whole Hinkley/movie/early Brockovich thing would have been relegated to the archives. Indeed, much of my background reading went back to 2000/1. As for as I knew it wasn't current news. ....But what did I know?

Erin Brockovich's own website proudly directed readers' attention to a two-part program aired on PBS Newshour that tried to decisively put fear into people by saying Chromium6, which is present in drinking water across the country is carcinogenic, just like the Hinkley case proves. You know, we're right back at the 2000 when the movie came out. It's obvious she wants a high-profile "let's debunk my debunkers".

However, almost as soon as this hit the screens, there were articles by science-related blogs, which were highly critical of the program. I should point out as a former high school chemistry nut (I had my own extensive lab and actually studied for a year at uni. before switching to psychology), I want to know the facts. I was surprised to learn that Chromium occurs naturally. If you oxidate it to the hexavalent state (ie. Chromium6) it gets into groundwater and shows up in wells everywhere. I'll just quote a bit more and leave it at that. Bottom line :- I can now see exactly why the EPA are still looking into it.

"While it can sound scary to hear that a potentially hazardous compound was detected in your water, it’s the concentration that determines the risk. The NewsHour story focused on a study of hexavalent chromium in water around a chromium ore mining operation in China. The 1987 study found a statistically significant increase in certain cancer rates for the villages with higher concentrations of hexavalent chromium in their water. Ergo, the story implies, the hexavalent chromium in your water may be giving you cancer, too.

But the concentrations in those Chinese villages were astronomical—as high as 20,000 parts per billion. A summary in the journal Epidemiology describes it as “perhaps the highest exposure to hexavalent chromium in water that will ever be experienced by a population large enough to estimate risks of cancer.” A pair of studies on populations in the US with low-level exposures failed to find much of a correlation—although one did find a slight link to lung cancer. (Again, the risk from inhalation is better understood.) Laboratory studies with rats have indeed shown hexavalent chromium in water to be carcinogenic, but extrapolating this sort of result down to small doses is often tough."

C'MON, THIS WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A COUPLE OF LAWYER JOKES. NOW WOULD IT?

OK, you go first.

The pleasure is all mine!

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets."

Try this one.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

No it's too nice! Here.

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do."

That's better. I finish with this.

How many lawyer jokes are in existence? Only three. All the rest are true stories.

From A Lofty Perch!

They tell me God has Robin Williams doing two shows a day. They can't get enough of him.

They reckon he's the funniest guy ever from the planet Ork.

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" They tell me he's still performing after having to pay for his last divorce."

" That's no laughing matter."

" No, it was all a case of Fawlty planning on his pre-nup!"

" Get it faulty, like Fawlty Towers."

" He's the only person in showbiz actually older than us!"

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For some God-forsaken reason this idea popped into my head as I was writing this post. You know, what if notorious criminal, turned media personality and author, Mark "Chopper" Read was to describe the character of Lord Darnley? Why "Chopper"? Well I've called upon him several times in my second blog to be a guest interviewer. Now "Chopper" isn't one to mince words. He'll shoot from the hip, if you know what I mean.

Good old 'ocker' Aussie slang is a colourful (I wish that Goddamned spell prompter would let me write colour with a 'u' in it!) . It is also dying out under a welter of cosmopolitanism. Pretty good 'make up' word hey?

Also, I'm sure you'll be sad to hear that "Chopper" has been chopped down by liver cancer and is now yarning (talking) from over yonder. So let's pay him a visit shall we?

Lord F'in Darnley

G'Day Chopper how's tricks?

Well I'll be blowed. What in $%^&'s name are you doin' here? I'm sorta 'over here' now, not there, if ya get my drift.

Well yes, but you were such a great guest interviewer on my second blog I thought I'd dig you up - sorry about that - call on you once more, to help explain how you'd describe this Lord Darnley character.

Eh, do what? Well alright gimme a squiz at what you wrote.......What a prize dickhead 'e was. Describe 'im eh? Why not, it's a quiet day here anyway.

OK, well for starters, looks like 'e 'batted for both teams' (was a bisexual) and 'got a dose of the clap'(picked up and STD) at 'is local 'knocking shop' (brothel). 'e was 'not the sharpest tool in the shed' (was simple-minded) and 'couldn't lie straight in bed' (a constant liar). The missus gave 'im 'the elbow' (became unfriendly) and then then 'e gets 'in cahoots' (in league) with these Scottish dudes, who tell him this little 'Itie' (Italian) 'pillow biter' (homosexual) is 'shaggin' 'er' (having sex with her).

So they slip a 'shiv' (knife) to the Itie and then he 'gets cold feet' (has recriminations) , 'duds 'is Proddo mates' (betrays the Scottish Protestant Lords) and disappears up 'is wife's backside (crawls back to the Queen).

Say, that's about it. Whaddya reckon eh?

You're a legend "Chopper". That was gold.

Always like a good yarn mate, you know me.

Thanks mate. I couldn't have said it better myself!

Stadler And Waldorf At The 19th.

On Mary's Golf

I hear she played the back nine at Edinburgh links the next day. Did she get par I wonder?

She would have, but she got stuck in the rough on the 3rd. hole and bogeyed it!

Stadler and Waldorf Return

Stadler :- " By Jove that chap Killion's bitten off more than he can chew, taking on the planet Jupiter!

Waldorf :- "Sounds like a lot of hot amonium to me!!"

The Don Holds Court

Well, you've got me. Whaddya wanna know?

Look John, I wanted to ask you; if you had been on the side of law enforcement, I mean would you have given so many breaks to yourself?

What sorta dumb-ass question is that?? I'm me, not some scumbag cop! Just a minute, are there Press around? Did you bring the Press with you? (turns aside and grabs comb from coat pocket and starts preening). Now look, ah, what's your name again? Oh yeah. I remember. It's Neil. Like my good friend Neil Dellacroce. Good name. I mean it's got style.

So, lemme get this straight you had this very in-ter-est-ing question didn't you? You said, kinda imagine you're a cop. Yeah, I believe I can do that. (turns as if to face an imaginary camera and stares down an imaginary lens).

Now if I was this cop, you know would I have given myself the sorta breaks I got. I mean back in the 70's I whacked a coupla guys. You know, just business. Say, what's your last name again?

Killion

Killion eh. Is that some sorta mick name or something? Say, you aint affiliated with McBratney's gang were ya?

No where was we? Oh yeah, I remember. Would I have let me out on parole after whacking McBratney and ahem, some others, after two years, for example?

Yes, that's my question.

Hell no!! I mean that's a capital crime. You get life for murder. I woulda' hired the best prosecuting attorney I could find and I woulda' made sure I stayed right where I belonged! I woulda' manufactured some indicting evidence. You know, you can do this.

That's what I wanted to hear. Thanks John.

Say, where are the Press. I want to make sure they got good footage. Wait, I can't see seem to see them..........

Followers

The Moolah

We all want the Moolah.

The Scripps Script

Look, this is a fictional account and I'm sure Michael Scripps would deny there was any truth in this........So, here we go.

Scene 1. Richard and College buddy Richard 'Duke' Gleeson.

"Say Duke this spaced-out mother of mine keeps spending it like it was water, you know. She'll spend the whole goddam lot if I don't stop her."

"Geez Mikey like you're a hardship case with your trust fund and allowance. Try my hardship on for size. I'm a financial adviser with no clients. Man if I don't get some business soon I'll be waiting tables!"

" Yeah well, I was talking with the missus (first wife and part-time stripper Anna) and she says that at the club she worked at, they actually set up this rich dude, by taking his photo and threatening to send it to his wife. Reckoned they made a killing on it."

"Yeah buddy, I'm beginning to like this idea a whole lot. You know, just get one embarrassing photo and say to keep it quiet you'll get me to manage the trust fund. Then you can do whatever you want. Whaddya reckon?"

Scene 2. Michael with mother Melissa.

"Say mom, I was talking with Anna the other night and she said how strip joints are really great places to hang out these days. It's not just the 'men only' scene it once was. You've always said you wondered what she actually did, so why don't we both take you to a really good club?"

" Oh I don't know. If anyone from the golf club or the charity association saw me there it would be sooo embarrassing."

" Yeah but Anna said that if you use the back entrance and wear a scarf, no-one'll know. And I hear this place's real upmarket with only the best Vintage French Champagne."

Scene 3. You know the rest. That's how it goes. Not the how your lawyer says it will go, but who's thinking any downside just now. Not Mikey, this could be his ticket to salvation. Not Duke, this could be his way of being in business. Not Melissa, who's forgotten her doubts at the mention of Vintage Bollinger. Not even Anna, who's totally unaware that Michael is seeing this porn star, Kiki Daire behind her back.

But now it's 2013 and we have the cold light of day and Michael about to do 9 years in the big house.......

Uncle Ronnie

Well I'll be blowed! I'm back and this time I'm on his blog. Look when my boy got my own website kicked off, I suddenly realised that you have to get with it. No-one likes a whinging old geezer and I do like seeing myself on the web. Well leastways, I did when I looked like this. Now my former wife Charmain, Char....the love of my life.......went ahead with the Mrs. Biggs nonsense on the telly, I just 'ad to come out and correct a few inaccuracies........silly old moo!

You get the good oil from my own site and my new book. Funny when you think about it, but when the robbery was on I didn't exactly tell Char what I was doin', if you know what I mean. Nah, I just told 'er I was cutting some trees down for a geezer in Wiltshire. That was the day before the big job. You know, a cover story an' all. Well what do think Char does when I don't show up that night? Only goes and calls the Old Bill and says I'm missing?

Well that was me cover gone right then and there. Didn't take 'em long to get onto us and then.........well I get banged up for 30 years with no parole. Anyway, that was just the start, but my real life didn't begin till they got me out of the nick and over to France to have that painful bleedin' facejob, like the guv'ner here says.

No, crime didn't pay for me. Funny that, but I'd never have gone to Rio. and kinda become a celebrity. That's what really does it for me. I just love attention and boy did I get my share. Look, I could rabbit on like this all day, but I'm told I'd run out of space if I did. Thanks for listening. Yer Uncle Ronnie love's ya!

Meredith Kercher

The Real Victim Who Should Not Be Forgotten

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