CommentsIf Anne Hathaway were to win, I would hope that her speech with be as awkward and embarrassing as her “Rachel Getting Married” toast. And that Robyn Hitchcock, TV on the Radio, Jimmy Carter, The Feelies, and some belly-dancers would be there to show their support.

If you could wish for one thing to happen the night of the Oscars, what would it be?“Slumdog” is defeated in every category it’s nominated in except for Best Song, so that it could be remembered primarily for its awful closing Bollywood-inspired dance number, which even “Slumdog” supporters must admit is pretty shoddy filmmaking.