And Now a Gamer Alignment Chart

What’s that you say? You want more D&D alignment charts? Well you’re in luck, because after yesterday’s The Wire entry, I have one based around not characters, but gamers themselves, and I think it’s pretty damn accurate.

I would say most of the time I’m True Neutral, as I only bother putting a headset on to party chat with my friends. But I will say I veer into chaotic good sometimes when I’ve been killed by the same camper, noob tuber or armor locker five straight times. A switch flips and all of a sudden I do nothing else until I hunt him down and end his madness. I still would never teabag in any situation though. If I ever start doing that, please shoot me. In real life.

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Paul

I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.

Metallimetal

I find myself identifying with nearly all of them, it just depends on who I’m playing with, and what game…

…I would say that I’m more of a “True Neutral”, though.

Th3st0rmk1ng

usually im a neutral alhough i have been all of the evils a couple times and also a chaotic good including the teabagging

Limitus

the golden middle^^

http://nerdaverse.com theButterFly

Depends on the game, but typically Neutral Good.

thegreatfatsby

The guy in the picture looks almost identical to a guy I know. So close it’s uncanny. He’s an angry gamer as well.

I’d say most of the time I don’t care too much unless there is the aforementioned camper or constant grenade launcher guy in the game. Then I will not care how many times anyone else kills me so long as I hunt him down and mercilessly kill him.

Favourite way of doing so is to get behind them and go right up to them until I can pull a pistol out and execute them. So many times in Black Ops I’ve caught guys out using the motion sensor when they don’t know I’m using hacker pro.