Thursday, February 14, 2019

Happy Valentine's Day! What better way to celebrate than to spread love and affection? Last Halloween, we reviewed the indie horror-comedy effort CAMP DEATH III IN 2D (2018) and were shocked by how much we enjoyed it. Hell, some might say we even loved it, but romance and marriage between man and film is still outlawed in the United States. Director Matt Frame led his dedicated cast and crew on wild journey to create the craziest damn spoof of FRIDAY THE 13TH films known to man. As the film's trailer boldly declared, "This film is about as subtle as a rock to the face." So as the film prepares for its February 15th launch on streaming services, that trademarked subtlety is back with a new promotion. Frame has created what have to be the world's fastest and longest trailers for a film, running 500 milliseconds and 7 hours, 20 minutes, 1 second, respectively. The production company has submitted them to Guinness World Records, not doubt creating one very happy record checker and one very angry record checker. Both are below if you choose to tempt your fate.