THIRD: Find the colour of the underwear you're wearing RIGHT NOW as you read this

Red-- .....when suddenly, Kool Aide Man came crashing through the wall, because he felt so very, very lonely (Oh YEAAAH!)

Black--- when suddenly, the Fashion Police broke through the door and hauled everyone away in designer fuzzy pink handcuffs to get makeovers.

Blue--- When suddenly, a gaggle of ridiculously large breasted Bikini clad women and Spuds MacKenzie parachuted down through the ceiling...to get the party started.

White--- When suddenly, Alf tweeked out on crystal meth, broke in through the window and demanded to eat ALL of the cottage cheese, since he was convinced that he ALONE could save us all from the diabolically evil plans of cottage cheese.

Green-- when suddenly our Solar System passed through the "dark rift" at the center of the galaxy, which caused us all to reemerge in a parallel dimension where everybody's Kung-Fu fighting!

Brown--- .... when suddenly, a massive herd of wild, untamed Jack Russel terriers came in through the doors and windows and then peed on everyone's legs.

But, I'm going Commando---- when suddenly, a swarm of Muppets dressed like Navy SEALS stormed through the door, and Kermit snapped what he THOUGHT was a "guard's" neck before anyone could stop him.

The underwear of the opposite sex---- when suddenly a roller derby team of transvestites (complete with their own flying disco ball) skated in and then repeatedly circled the around room to the tune of ABBA's "Dancing Queen"

Other--- When suddenly a Sandworm came down through the ceiling and everyone in sight, including John Mayer.

The decaying remains of Steven Tyler's lips was about to play Twister was several well built muscular fratboys and a can of Crisco, When suddenly a Sandworm came down through the ceiling and everyone in sight, including John Mayer.