Emmett: you kow what let form a cullen circus!!!Jasper: Yes let's! I'll be the clownEdward: i'll be the lion tamer!Alice: ill be the fortune teller.Esme: ill sell ticketsRosalie: ill Be the Knife throwerEmmett: no ill throw knives you can be my assistant!Bella: ill be the tight rope walker.Carlsile: and ill be the ring leader.Everybody: We are the cullen Circus Freaks!!!!

Edward: My name is Edward Cullen. You must be Bella Swan.Bella: How did you know to call me Bella?Edward: Do you prefer Isabella?Bella: No...Edward: Do you prefer Bells?Bella: No...Edward: Do you prefer Belly-button?Bella: No...Edward: Do you prefer Belly-welly?Bella: *Sighs* Only for you.Edward: Great! You can call me Eddie-poo then! Bella: Really!?Edward: Only for you.Bella and Edward: *Look lovingly into each other's eyes.*

Alright, i wuz watching da Twilight movie and at the part where James is videotaping Bella, a thought occured to me. what would have happpened if there wuz no more momory for it? cuz in da book he didn't say he borrowed it. but in da movie he did. he would be all like:

James: Perfect. very visually dynamic- oh wait- the lens cap is on..Bella: James: alright here it goes, oh wait/ NO MEMORY!!?? well this is awkward...Bella: ya think?James: Stupid camera!! HUMILIATING ME!! * throws it to the ground where it shatters* aw dammit..

DoNotFeartheDark wrote:Alright, i wuz watching da Twilight movie and at the part where James is videotaping Bella, a thought occured to me. what would have happpened if there wuz no more momory for it? cuz in da book he didn't say he borrowed it. but in da movie he did. he would be all like:

James: Perfect. very visually dynamic- oh wait- the lens cap is on..Bella: James: alright here it goes, oh wait/ NO MEMORY!!?? well this is awkward...Bella: ya think?James: Stupid camera!! HUMILIATING ME!! * throws it to the ground where it shatters* aw dammit..

omg its so early here. now my family is all why are you hysterical... wow nice job.i do really hate itwhen the memeory goes out it totaly ruins the moment.

hmmm heres oneEdward: you know what bella. Jake's a better person for you. Take him instead.Bella: Are you sure i love you though...Jake: actualy edward i doj't love her you take her.Edward: huh i don't love her you don't love her lets run off to Barabados and ditch her.Bella: Fine i was just in it for the money anyays. really love Seth the best anyways

(Basically everything in Twilight Post It would never happen!)Emmett: *crawling around* Meow meow meow! *claws at Jasper's legs*Jasper *Kicks Emmett in the head* You're not a cat.Emmett: Hiss!Rosalie: Don't mess with my husband Jasper! *Judo-chops Jasper, he crumples to the ground.*Emmett: *rubs his head against Rose's legs*Rosalie: *goes down on all-fours and starts clawing at Emmett*

Esme: I LOVE DESTROYING HOUSES.Emmett: I love knitting!Jasper: I love skipping through meadows.Rose: I love helping others become beautiful and kissing Jacob.Carlisle: I love hurting people!Edward: I love punching Bella.Bella: I love using common sense!Alice: I love burning all my clothes.