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White people burn their shoes, this one guy fends off many chews, an anonymous columnist leaves few clues, a book curiously called Lincoln and the Jews, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
?September 1

Who the fuck picks a fight with Canada? Canada is like the fun couple that lives on the top floor loft of your building & always is super friendly when you see them in the elevator. trump is the one old white, angry dick in the building that is mean to everyone for no reason.

A man in the subway tried to hit on me by coming up behind me very close & saying in my ear, "You think the trains going to be late?" but I'd just had dental work done so I turned around & slurred, "No idea" while blood poured out of my mouth. I wish I could do this all the time