“The man ate bacon at every meal. You just can’t do that.”

Eat: Bottomless Bacon Baskets
Mondays at Whiskey Road; 1935 N Damen Ave, at W Homer St; Bucktown; 773.315.2540
$10 gets you all-you-can-eat, deep-fried bacon (served w/sriracha/hoisin/mayo sauce), plus a double feature on the dive bar’s 8ft projection screen. Next Monday it’s Supersize Me and Grease, or wait ’til April for Stuck On You and Twins, served up with Canadian bacon (the meat, because showing that movie would be gross).

Oh goodness. I’d be so there. Bottomless Bacon Baskets? It’s like dying and going to Heaven, if Heaven meant I could eat all the bacon I wanted and have someone continue to refill my basket.