I've been watching Yellowstone National Park (or rather, the supervolcano under it) for some
time now. It's scary. It's overdue for an eruption, and when (not "if") it erupts, it
will wipe out half of North America and bury the rest of it under ash. So this is probably an
academic venture of mine, but I have to stay busy. Somehow. While I wait for the end. So here
is where I'm gathering info about the place. Seismic data, in particular. The way the ground
moves is going to be our only clue as to when the end is nigh, so why not watch for that clue?
And speaking of clues...

Every time there's a swarm of quakes, half the world starts worrying and the other half tells
them to shut up about it already. Every time so far, the worrying has led nowhere, because
nothing bad ended up happening. However, when it finally does blow (and it will), the
symptoms leading up to it will look exactly like these swarm incidents that worry everyone
so much, but perhaps a bit larger and stronger, and we'll warn everyone that time too, but
they still won't listen. What does it matter if the skeptics are right 999,999 times out of
a million? That one time that they're wrong will be the worst day of everyone's life. We're
right to worry. We're right to keep a close eye on it, and on the Long Valley caldera, which
too many people simply ignore because Yellowstone's got more star recognition. It's very
likely, since they're connected way down deep somewhere, that when one of them goes, they both
will. Imagine two supervolcanoes erupting at once so close together. Even one such eruption
would change everything on earth. Damn right we worry, and maybe us doing it will save a few
skeptics' lives someday because of the warning we'll provide. So stop trying to keep us from
saving you, because the experts won't. Their role, it seems, will be to prevent panic,
and no warnings will be forthcoming from them even when it actually happens. (It's not their
fault, of course; they can only do as they're told by the Interior Department.) Your best hope
is to watch this space and spaces like it for the only warning you're likely to get, and try to
enjoy life in the meantime. There won't be much enjoyment afterwards.

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