Come on, smarter-than-me USB drive maker peoples! A Voltron jump drive?! All I'm gonna want to do is play with this thing and have it fight the evil, mindless Stapler and Smartphone Robeasts inhabiting my desk! Not, ya know, actually use it to save files...

Is it a fully-functioning USB drive, or is it Ravage, the panther from Transformers? It's both! Unlike the original Ravage, who used to turn into a cassette tape and jump into the torso of a transformer who turned into a boom box, this Ravage transforms into a memory storage device that can hol…