CANADA: Mitch

The mighty Province which has more people, grows more food and
manufactures more products than any other in Canada is fabulous
Ontariochiefly famed abroad for the Dionne Quintuplets. It is exactly
1,000 miles long by 1,050 miles wideso big that the five States of
New York, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota string the length of
its southern border. Three years ago strapping, vigorous Ontario
started taking the orders of a chubby, double-chinned, deep-dimpled,
dynamic man she calls "Mitch." Two years ago he left her suddenly for
Florida, announcing "I...