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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dr.NES' Retrospective!

Alright, here we have our very first installment in Dr.NES' Retrospective. A bunch of reviews tucked away into the corners of our video game sections basement. Along with the obsolete broken controllers. Onwards!

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In our first installment of Dr.Nes Retrospective, we will examine the popular NES RPG game Dragon Warrior, or as most people are familiar with its other name of: Dragon Quest. I will break it down so my critique will be easier to understand and allow you to get a grasp on the game and its plot:

1) Princess is Kidnapped ...and Evil Dragon Lord is hiding in the basement of his evil castle not really doing much but sitting there waiting for you.

2) A Slime appears! Command?

3) A Drakee appears! Command?

4) This continues for several hours.

5) Princess is rescued.

6) Generic storyline continues.

7) A Slime appears! Command?

8) You continue to fight monsters while gathering the three important items in the game so you can make a bridge and go meet the dragonlord.