UPCOMING EVENTS

I apologize in advance if I've completely poisoned your image of either the Terminator or Bayonetta, but this picture is worth it.

I mean, canonical incongruity aside, the implications are pretty amusing. Could the AI army of Skynet stand up to Bayonetta's lethal weave of hair? Could Sega's long-legged witch resist Arnold's rock-hard abs and foreign accent?

While the answers are unclear, one thing is certain: This failed genetic experiment is nowhere near as ugly as Bayonic.