Spiders the size of dinner plates
fish that swim up your urethra
bugs that lay eggs under your skin
diseases bringing blood from your butthole
Welcome to the jungle
we have neither fun
nor any games
Welcome to the jungle
I'll feel better
once it's been paved
cannibals who want to eat your brains
lizards thought lost since the Cambrian
centipedes that crawl into your ear (your rear)
there's still blood coming out of your butthole
Welcome to the jungle
we have neither fun
nor any games
Welcome to the jungle
I'll feel better
once it's been paved