Bread Suit is perhaps the most failed skit of the lot, but was seemingly kept in the show for humour. Johnny Knoxville is covered in double-sided tape and has slices of white bread stuck all over his body, with the intention of attracting flocks of birds to feed on him.

Despite a massive flock of birds following Johnny around (who is also carrying a bag of bread and throwing pieces out), they are all too cautious to actually jump on him. Even when Johnny is lying down completely motionless, the birds still won't go near him. A complete waste of time.[1]