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Saturday, 19 January 2013

THE TOON v THE BISCUITMEN ***THIS AFTERNOOON!

"THE MATCH IZ ON!"
﻿﻿﻿﻿In five hours time we are due to play yet anotha 'must f*****' win' game against 'The Biscuitmen of Readin' @ St James' Park @ '3 bells'!

"COMIN' SOON TO ST JAMES'!"

The match iz set to get the 'go ahead' and a pitch inspection iz gannin on az I write this!Hailstones are faallin' @ the minute az aa look oot mee window across the Tyne, but aall shud be well and we will bring yoo the news of the pitch inspection az soon az wee get it!------Just hord!---IT'S ON!Wor visitors (just like us!) are 'winless' on the road this season and have lost NINE of their eleven away games so far! (lets make sure it's TEN on Saturday!)

With ne new signin's apart from full back Debuchy, the failure to persuade Remy to sign for us for a mere £40,000 a week! and the departure of Demba Ba <(thanx to 'appy 'arry!---see below!) we are a club in crisis---ne doubt aboot that!Steve Taylor iz expected to make a welcome come back afta missin' the last nine games and Shola iz available after servin' a one mach suspension.

Colocicini's imminent departure hazzent happened yet of course, but we were telt last week by wor 'secret undercover club sauce' that hiz appearence in the game at Norwich would be hiz last!?

In mid-week Sooothampton got an unexpected point at Chelski and move a little bit fortha away from us up the table!---and then they sack their manager! (this disruption cud be good news for us and will hopefully unsettle their players and fans!) Premya Leegue table (bottom!)11 The Jellied Eels Mob***21 played 26 points12 The Canary Custards***22 played 26 points13 The Wacko Jacko Jivers*22 played 25 points14 The SMBs-----------------22 played 25 points15 Sooothampton********22 played 22 points16 THE TOON**********22 played 21 points17 The Blue Wigs********22 played 19 pointsThe ABYSS!18 The Hazbeens &Villians*22 played 19 points19 The Biscuitmen********22 played 16 points20 Rednoseknapp Rangers*22 played 14 points