I love this new design from Go Ape, it’s called “while the kids are on standby”. Couple of funny things about this, it looks like a little robot porn, but it also looks like the female version of the plug is a little surprised about something, kind of a “penis goes where?” expression, or maybe it’s just me

Karl: The best thing to do for insomnia at 4:30am is just to fix a pot of espresso and let it cool, then dump some coffee ice cubes in it. Once it’s nice and iced up, then knock it back as quickly as you can. The cold and the caffeine will work together to shock your system back into full wakefulness.

Unless…wait, you didn’t mean to help *end* the insomnia, did you? Why on earth would you do that…?