Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

This brings to mind how to test if someone needs to be in a mental hospital. You have a bathtub full of water. You also have a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket. How would you drain the water from the tub? Most will say they would use the bucket. The tester says, a sane person would reach in the tub and pull the plug. Would you like a room with a window?