Pont Tits SyndromeHare(s): My Little Pony Keg, Tiki Tits, Goes Down Syndrome
Location: Pioneer Park
Directions: 1521 Washington Pl, San Diego, 92103Run Fee: $7Trail type: (not specified)Dog friendly: (not specified)Notes:Come enjoy a short jaunt through Mission Hills. My Little Pony Keg and Tiki Tits are helping Goes Down Syndrome step out of her comfort zone to hare a trail that has shiggy and hills! It will be awesome! Also in unusual GDS fashion, there will be some live haring - can we say "hare snare?"

I can't promise any beer checks, but there will be at least 2 drink checks involving GDS's favorite booze (if you have to ask...)

Run fee includes some prelube beer, drink checks, and snacks and beer at the end.

The Half Assed Hash is also trying to raise some money to help pay for that pesky little thing called insurance and to start a fund so that hash cash can provide snacks and down down beers so hares will no longer have to worry about that aspect. We will be selling Jell-O shots for a $1- so bring your dolla, dolla bills ya'll.