HUNTSVILLE, Alabama -- Black parents of black Huntsville public school students have two more chances to be "early porch monkeys" and get their black children's free obama-issued laptops which are being paid for by hard working white taxpayers. Today and Monday will be the last of the "early yard ape" distribution days for the 37,200 free obama laptops being handed out for free to minority students. About 26,000 of the free obama laptops had been distributed to black students and their black parents as of Thursday, Superintendent Casey Wardstinky said.

Black parents wishing to pick up the “free at last” mlk/obama laptops early should report to the MLK free laptop distribution center, located in the Richad Showas loitering area in front of Mason Court. The district spent several months there this summer processing free obama laptops for black students in grades 3 through 12, along with about 15,060 iPads for black kindergarteners through second-graders. Black students will take home the free obama laptops and iPads. The black schools for which free laptops will be handed out today are Lakewood, Martin Luther King, Davis Hills, Ed White Middle, and Chapman Middle School.

Black students with last names beginning with letters A through F should pick up their free obama laptops between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. and black students with last names G through L should report between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. Distribution for last names M through R is from 4 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. and for last names S through Z is from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. White students will have to buy their own computers. Wait times at the distribution center have fluctuated, depending on how many black parents have shown up with KFC and purpal drank, Wardstinky said. Some have sat in line for more than an hour and others have had no wait at all. "I was out there today, and the longest wait time was about 45 minutes," Wardstinky said on Thursday. After Monday's "early porch monkey" distribution, the next opportunity for parents to pick up their black children's free obama computers will be at the “D” home. "Next Thursday, the free obama laptops go to the schools, where they will be kept away from white kids," Wardstinky said.

Black parents can pick up the free obama laptops at the black schools on Thursday and Friday of next week. School starts the following Monday, Aug. 20. If black parents have not signed a free obama laptop agreements by that time, black students will still be allowed to use their free obama computers, but will not be allowed to take them back to their black parents free obama provided government housing project. "Black students will sign them out in the morning and sign them back in that afternoon," said Wardstinky. Black students do not have to be present for black parents to pick up the free obama laptops during the early distribution times, according to the school district. Black parents must also provide a valid KFC extra crispy dinner coupon for their free chicken. Black parents must also pay a $2 user fee at pickup time, though black parents of black students eligible for free obama school lunchs will get it for free from obama, and paid for by hard working white taxpayers. After signing the user's contract, black parents at the distribution center must log into the school district's computer network to verify the free obama provided equipment. At that time, they can create their black child's password, Wardstinky said.--The Huntsville Times - going digital three days a week!“we fired our fat drunk & stupid employees and bought a laptop”

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama -- Black parents of black Huntsville public school students have two more chances to be "early porch monkeys" and get their black children's free obama-issued laptops which are being paid for by hard working white taxpayers. Today and Monday will be the last of the "early yard ape" distribution days for the 37,200 free obama laptops being handed out for free to minority students. About 26,000 of the free obama laptops had been distributed to black students and their black parents as of Thursday, Superintendent Casey Wardstinky said.Black parents wishing to pick up the “free at last” mlk/obama laptops early should report to the MLK free laptop distribution center, located in the Richad Showas loitering area in front of Mason Court. The district spent several months there this summer processing free obama laptops for black students in grades 3 through 12, along with about 15,060 iPads for black kindergarteners through second-graders. Black students will take home the free obama laptops and iPads. The black schools for which free laptops will be handed out today are Lakewood, Martin Luther King, Davis Hills, Ed White Middle, and Chapman Middle School.Black students with last names beginning with letters A through F should pick up their free obama laptops between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. and black students with last names G through L should report between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. Distribution for last names M through R is from 4 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. and for last names S through Z is from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. White students will have to buy their own computers. Wait times at the distribution center have fluctuated, depending on how many black parents have shown up with KFC and purpal drank, Wardstinky said. Some have sat in line for more than an hour and others have had no wait at all. "I was out there today, and the longest wait time was about 45 minutes," Wardstinky said on Thursday. After Monday's "early porch monkey" distribution, the next opportunity for parents to pick up their black children's free obama computers will be at the “D” home. "Next Thursday, the free obama laptops go to the schools, where they will be kept away from white kids," Wardstinky said.Black parents can pick up the free obama laptops at the black schools on Thursday and Friday of next week. School starts the following Monday, Aug. 20. If black parents have not signed a free obama laptop agreements by that time, black students will still be allowed to use their free obama computers, but will not be allowed to take them back to their black parents free obama provided government housing project. "Black students will sign them out in the morning and sign them back in that afternoon," said Wardstinky. Black students do not have to be present for black parents to pick up the free obama laptops during the early distribution times, according to the school district. Black parents must also provide a valid KFC extra crispy dinner coupon for their free chicken. Black parents must also pay a $2 user fee at pickup time, though black parents of black students eligible for free obama school lunchs will get it for free from obama, and paid for by hard working white taxpayers. After signing the user's contract, black parents at the distribution center must log into the school district's computer network to verify the free obama provided equipment. At that time, they can create their black child's password, Wardstinky said.--The Huntsville Times - going digital three days a week!“we fired our fat drunk & stupid employees and bought a laptop”

Are you frigging serious??? What is WRONG with you??? You need to take a long leap off a short pier!!!

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HUNTSVILLE, Alabama -- Black parents of black Huntsville public school students have two more chances to be "early porch monkeys" and get their black children's free obama-issued laptops which are being paid for by hard working white taxpayers. Today and Monday will be the last of the "early yard ape" distribution days for the 37,200 free obama laptops being handed out for free to minority students. About 26,000 of the free obama laptops had been distributed to black students and their black parents as of Thursday, Superintendent Casey Wardstinky said.Black parents wishing to pick up the “free at last” mlk/obama laptops early should report to the MLK free laptop distribution center, located in the Richad Showas loitering area in front of Mason Court. The district spent several months there this summer processing free obama laptops for black students in grades 3 through 12, along with about 15,060 iPads for black kindergarteners through second-graders. Black students will take home the free obama laptops and iPads. The black schools for which free laptops will be handed out today are Lakewood, Martin Luther King, Davis Hills, Ed White Middle, and Chapman Middle School.Black students with last names beginning with letters A through F should pick up their free obama laptops between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. and black students with last names G through L should report between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. Distribution for last names M through R is from 4 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. and for last names S through Z is from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. White students will have to buy their own computers. Wait times at the distribution center have fluctuated, depending on how many black parents have shown up with KFC and purpal drank, Wardstinky said. Some have sat in line for more than an hour and others have had no wait at all. "I was out there today, and the longest wait time was about 45 minutes," Wardstinky said on Thursday. After Monday's "early porch monkey" distribution, the next opportunity for parents to pick up their black children's free obama computers will be at the “D” home. "Next Thursday, the free obama laptops go to the schools, where they will be kept away from white kids," Wardstinky said.Black parents can pick up the free obama laptops at the black schools on Thursday and Friday of next week. School starts the following Monday, Aug. 20. If black parents have not signed a free obama laptop agreements by that time, black students will still be allowed to use their free obama computers, but will not be allowed to take them back to their black parents free obama provided government housing project. "Black students will sign them out in the morning and sign them back in that afternoon," said Wardstinky. Black students do not have to be present for black parents to pick up the free obama laptops during the early distribution times, according to the school district. Black parents must also provide a valid KFC extra crispy dinner coupon for their free chicken. Black parents must also pay a $2 user fee at pickup time, though black parents of black students eligible for free obama school lunchs will get it for free from obama, and paid for by hard working white taxpayers. After signing the user's contract, black parents at the distribution center must log into the school district's computer network to verify the free obama provided equipment. At that time, they can create their black child's password, Wardstinky said.--The Huntsville Times - going digital three days a week!“we fired our fat drunk & stupid employees and bought a laptop”

I too believe this is disgusting!Shame on Superintendent Wardstinky and the Huntsville city school system for leaving out the illegal mexicans and poor white trash on this free obama / mlk laptop computer giveaway program. I saw this same news story on WHNT-19 online. I believe it was done by Grady Reeves. He's such a nice man, and his level of honesty and accuracy is unsurpassed.

My husband and I are amazed by this.Why are nyg gurhs getting free laptop computers?Look what's happening to them... being sold for dope.I bet the end user dope dealers are using them to download kiddie porn!

So instead of being happy that all kids have access to the internet, you turn this into a racial issue again? You will all face God one day. Be prepared to tell him that he made subpar races. I would love to see you all learn your place.

I cannot believe u just tried to correct my spelling incorrectly. It is "PIER!!!" People Soooo busy being racist, u don't even know how ignorant u r. And for the record, EVERY student in Huntsville gets a computer/ipad, whether black, white, purple, or red...

I am a millionaire african american and my child attends private school, but I am so disgusted. Whites are not the only working class. Blacks do work. I have never been poor, but I'm so disgusted with those comments.

I cannot believe u just tried to correct my spelling incorrectly. It is "PIER!!!" People Soooo busy being racist, u don't even know how ignorant u r. And for the record, EVERY student in Huntsville gets a computer/ipad, whether black, white, purple, or red...<quoted text>

I cannot believe some white people are so ignorant. Why is race always an issue with whites?

The same reason it's an issue with blacks, because certain people and many politicians would be out of a job if they didn't continue to stir up racial division in america.

I personally was looking forward to the first black president to prove once and for all that racism was history, but unfortunately we got the wrong black president so now I have idiots calling me a racist.

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