349. Top 11 Shakespearean badasses: number 8

Let me see, where to begin? Well, he fought in a pretty serious war for, like, multiple decades, and survived, which is a good start. He cut off his own hand, which, though it turned out to be a totally raw deal, was still a pretty sick move. The guy from Saw would have been crying, but Titus is like, “Meh. I’ll be fine”. And then he laughs about it. And then bakes the guys who raped and mutilated his daughter into a pie…then feeds the pie to their mother. Oh. My. God. I never want to make this guy angry.