Since seeing Go Daddy’s traumatizing Super Bowl ad—in which divine supermodel specimen Bar Rafaeli makes out at length with a splotchy nerd in extreme, sloppy-kiss, SFX-enhanced close-up—you’ve been forcing your eyes open Clockwork Orange–style deep into the night, watching videos of anything so horrifying that it could obliterate the image in your subconscious. You’ve sought out therapy, wondering if you are to blame for being disgusted by this genetically diverse pairing, or if Go Daddy is to blame for purposefully constructing this nightmarish visual in the first place.

Somewhat admirably, Jay Leno—a talk-show host constructed entirely from denim and tired punch lines—has provided his own, less P.T.S.D.-triggering adaptation of said ad. During Wednesday's Tonight Show, Leno attempted to re-enact the commercial with Rafaeli himself. Only when Leno closed his eyes for the dreamy kiss, Rafaeli’s Go Daddy makeout partner—a game actor named Jesse Heiman—leaned in for the lip lock. Below, let us know whether you think kissing Leno was part of the Faustian bargain Heiman made to secure the Super Bowl commercial role. And on a semi-related note: Can we please recruit CBS to devise a comically graphic humor code, banning all supermodel makeout bits, for next year’s Super Bowl commercials?