Give me The Dude, Mickey Rourke, Busey, an Algerian arms shipment, a case of So Co and a blender and I’ll make what I like to call a Hunter S. Thompson.

02.23.10 at 4:38 pm

Donkey Hodey

Hey, dude:

Watch out for them killer cacti.

02.23.10 at 4:39 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

And just like the saguaro, no one wants to put their hands anywhere near Jeff Bridges’ old-ass cock.

02.23.10 at 4:41 pm

bane of trebeks existence

jay leno show… fuck this

02.23.10 at 4:42 pm

Donkey Hodey

Singin’ Yippee-kay-ay-aye…

02.23.10 at 4:43 pm

Crapbasket

Saguaros dude. Say what you will about the tenets of Beaver Tail, at least it’s an entendre. Saguaros, they believe cacti should have arms.

02.23.10 at 4:47 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

The Dude is gonna have to keep one eye open for woodpeckers.

02.23.10 at 4:49 pm

Fek'lhr

Lince, He is a little surprised you didn’t cover Rob Zombie directing CSI at all. Even though tv is the Uff’s thing, it does feature a prominent movie director AND the episode has FD favourite, Michael Madsen.

02.23.10 at 4:53 pm

Donkey Hodey

You should see what he can do with a sea cucumber.

02.23.10 at 4:53 pm

Crapbasket

Yucca Dude. Does the word bother you? Many men are threatened by it. Yucca.

02.23.10 at 4:54 pm

Jacktion!

Donk, you’re acting a little wild and a little strange.

02.23.10 at 4:55 pm

Donkey Hodey

More like “COCK-tus”!

Whatever, I like it in the corner. Fuck off.

02.23.10 at 4:58 pm

Donkey Hodey

Sorry Jack, but I made my home out on the range.

02.23.10 at 4:59 pm

Erswi

His cock ties the whlole f’ing desert together, man!

02.23.10 at 4:59 pm

Ja acktion

Why do you guys quote The Big Lebowski all the time?

It’s just a movie.

02.23.10 at 5:00 pm

Crapbasket

That’s how he removes crabs. Intimidate them and they will flee.

02.23.10 at 5:01 pm

Donkey Hodey

His cactus is bigger than that black guy’s cactus from the picture last week, but he swings it around a lot less.

02.23.10 at 5:01 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Jay Leno?

More like Gay Men-blow.

*hits “Submit Comment” kicks feet up on desk and relaxes in his chair with a content smurk on his face, nodding in approval*

02.23.10 at 5:02 pm

Crapbasket

Because it’s an easy meme based in a group commonality utilized for a cheep laugh.

02.23.10 at 5:04 pm

Fek'lhr

Why do you guys quote The Big Lebowski all the time?

It’s just a movie.

ffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….

02.23.10 at 5:06 pm

Ja acktion

How many times have you watched it?

I bet it’s over 9000.

02.23.10 at 5:16 pm

Electric Mayhem

You know, every day that goes by without one of Spacetraveler’s little sermons about how terrible we are, I die a little inside. It’s like I’m nourished by his bitter tears of outrage and concealed self-loathing….

02.23.10 at 5:21 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Hopefully, Spacetravler hung himself with a make-shift queue while choke ‘bating.

02.23.10 at 5:22 pm

Crapbasket

Oh hell no! I’m not one of those people. But in the near twenty years… maybe twenty times. Half too drunk to get past the Jackie Treehorn part.

02.23.10 at 5:24 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

You know, the saguaro blossom is the state flower of Arizona, and it looks like Jeff Bridges is a late bloomer.