The Schatzi Chronicles...Life according to Schatzi

I am 9 years old today. I tried to run away this morning. When my Mom took Hedwig out, I waited patiently at the door and when she came back for me, I decided to just run out the door and take off which was not good since it was right before school and we live across from the school and there was a lot of traffic. My Mom chased me and grabbed me and I yelped like I was being abused like the drama queen that I am. The rest of the day was boring. Hedwig says HI.