Couple of guys (not actually Mark Smeaton and George Boleyn)
My name is George Boleyn,
And I'd like to set things straight;
That I'm really not a monster,
And in fact I'm rather great.
I'm witty, bright a...

I had a very normal life;
Your typical Tudor teen.
But then one day I woke up,
And discovered I was Queen.
Well as you can imagine
That came as quite a shock.
One day I was quite lowly,
The next I was on...

I'm such a devout Catholic;
I do what's right and good.
I married my sweet Catherine,
When Pope Julius said I could.
Kate previously wed my brother,
But to me she did belong,
Until she failed to give...

I was brought up in a Palace
In a sunny part of Spain.
But now I live in London
Underneath the pouring rain.
I was sent to marry Arthur,
Ensuring State to State reflection.
Pity Arthur's sexual skill...

I come from west of England;
That peninsula called Wales.
I'm stronger than a bunch of leeks;
In truth as hard as nails.
So I started up an army
To defeat that mad King Dickie,
As I heard he'd killed his ...

Why won't you remember me?
I really cannot think.
I was the sixth of Henry's wives,
But I'm the missing link.
Anne Boleyn died headless.
Catherine was the first,
And the only reason Jane in known,
Is f...

My life was ended on the block,
For which I'm reconciled,
Because if that weren't bad enough,
I'm now being vilified.
Those Gregorys, Weirs and Mantels,
For what I know not why,
Are fabricating sourc...

I'm Anne and George's sister,
And I'm Thomas Boleyn's daughter.
I consider myself lucky
To have survived the family slaughter.
I'm Henry's sexual reject,
And I have two kids, no less.
But who's the c...

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