Oh boy, I hope for you that you don't have crohn's disease... it usually starts between the age of 10 to 25. Did you faint recently? Have you lived through stressful times lately? I'm just saying, my overseas GF has that, and your symptoms sound an awful lot like the ones she had when it started. You should ask your doctor about testing you for that.

Overseas GF?
That sounds cool?
So how many hoes in how many area codes?