Ten With A Two
Written by Jack Mack, Bill Nosworthy, Bo Roberts & Mack Vickery
Recorded by Kenny Chesney
(Capo on 3)
(Verse 1)
Last (G)night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in awhile
A-(C)long about 1 I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw, (G)she was believing every line I was laying
Lord I was just too cool
Well I (D)thought I died and gone to heaven
But lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a (G)two
(Chorus)
Last (C)night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
I've got (G)twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinking
But lord when I do I lose
I ain't (D)never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a (G)two
(Verse 2)
Well I (G)made up my mind
I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same barstool
And just look at the shape I'm in
I done (C)spotted me another queen
Sitting at a table alone
So I (G)strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if I can take her home
When she (D)said yes, I thought I'd been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a (G)two
(Chorus)
Last (C)night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
I've got (G)twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinkin'
But lord when I do I lose
I ain't (D)never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a (G)two
Now (D)you may laugh
But if you've got the cash
I'll bet you ten to one you have (G)too