The Salahis have a party at a gay bar! Bob Barker is scared of pregnant women. Teresa Giudice is selling her suit of armor. Taylor Momsen screwed a priest (just kidding). Sunday's Gossip Roundup is toad-ally frog-some.

Real Housewives of DC has only just begun, but Michaele and Tareq Salahi are acting like they're on the second season of Jersey Shore or something. They hosted a party at a D.C. gay bar for the premiere, charging $25 for admission and $150 for a special "Housewives Circle" which would entitle the holder to lick the proto-fame juices from the Salahis. D.C. gays: Don't fall for it! [P6]

Swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker says she is "proud of her body" even though it is "curvy." No shit, you're swimsuit model. [P6

Is Price is Right host/mummy Bob Barker scared of pregnant women? One of Barker's Beauties sued him a while ago, claiming he fired her because she was pregnant. Now a second woman is claiming that when Bob found out that she was pregnant he told her to "go home and take care of your baby." Now she's suing Bob Barker for either $25,000 or $5,000, depending on what hole he putts a golf ball into. No, actually, $25,000. [TMZ]

Lindsay Lohan: Sober, but lonely. Lohan is only allowed guests who are related to her by blood for the first 30 days of her 90-day rehab stint. Luckily she has such a supportive, awesome family. [TMZ]

Real HousewifeTeresa Giudice is $11 million in debt. Now she's selling all of her stuff, including: a snow plow, a 6-foot-tall suit of armor a "jet boat" and a "faux marble chess set." At what point during your fall to $11 million in the red to you buy a suit of armor: The beginning, or the very end? [NYDN]

Your sex tape scandal of the week: American Idol star Fantasia Barrino apparently made a sex tape with her boyfriend while he was still married. [Radar]

The cast of Jersey Shore has been poured into Los Angeles. Snooki looked "perfectly groomed, despite the six-hour flight from New Jersey to Los Angeles. (They had a gym, tanning booth and laundry machine on the plane.) [DailyMail]

17-year-old Gossip Girl star and aspiring musician Taylor Momsen says: "I was raised Catholic. I fucked a priest once—I'm just kidding." Also, totally disses Justin Bieber! "I don't know who Justin Bieber is. I only know his name because it keeps being brought up to me. I listen to Led Zeppelin and The Beatles, so I have no idea who he is." [People]