My 4 year old spends most of her day with my conservative husband. This may be obvious. Last night I peeled a dozen apples to make Levee High Apple Pie. My 4yo said, "Let's play a trick on Barack Obama. Let's bake the table scraps in a pie and send it to him." Then she laughed and rubbed her h...

I'd like to thank Lady-Like Pervert for this post. She's an amazing blogger who also prefers to remain anonymous. I can respect that. --- I don't know how to seduce a man. I'm married. Thursday nights my daughters attend one hour of gymnastics at a club that is minutes from our home. Last nig...

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast. Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of ...

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast. Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of ...

I'm slowly but surely clawing my way back into the land of the living with the relentless determination and singular sense of purpose that can only be found in a recently reanimated corpse on a quest for brains. It's appropriate, because I feel very much like I'd imagine the recently-deceased wo...

I'm slowly but surely clawing my way back into the land of the living with the relentless determination and singular sense of purpose that can only be found in a recently reanimated corpse on a quest for brains. It's appropriate, because I feel very much like I'd imagine the recently-deceased wo...

This was the ultimate highlight of my #PAX 2009, and watching it again just now brought tears to my eyes again. I'm not worthy of something this awesome. Thank you Jonathan, and Paul, and Storm, and Molly for making me feel cool. I <3 you guys.