America’s Funniest Home Videos – or “AFV” to those who are as cool as I am. I know it’s stupid, the host’s jokes are the epitome of lame (and he’s no Bob Saget, let me tell ya), and why would I want to watch a bunch of rednecks get whacked in the crotchal region?? My reptilian brain thinks it is hilarity incarnate.

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