Outrageous On-Line Uncle Al

These are works of fiction.There is no attempt made nor
desire extant to libel or otherwise cause malicious damage, loss,
public contempt, defamation, blasphemy, treason, sedition, or ridicule
to persons, cabals, governments, institutions, corporations, or assemblies
of inanimate objects; alien lifeforms, microorganisms, clergy, vegetables,
animals, or observed spatio-temporal reality.

If it is found that any extant entity or collection of entities
maintains an uncomfortable congruence to the caricatures and ridiculous
comedic exaggerations contained herein, the author offers his apologies
and condolences...

...and if you are still pissed off, you are invited to go pound
sand up your ass. Conciliation has its limits.

MeatsongUncle Al is possessed of unusual wants and desires. Something warmly redolent of decaying flesh this way comes. Yes!

When swine vote, the man
with the slop bucket is always elected swineherd no matter how much
slaughtering
he does. (Do not overlook porking the squealing Village
Idiot.)
Uncle Al's view of Enviro-whinerism.
Uncle Al's view of Homeland Severity.Shooting fish in a Muslim barrel.Semper fidelis, raghead bastards.This is what feeding
the Third World buys you.OBAMANATION!
Uncle Al exposed himself in public! A pair of simple experiments
using existing
apparatus and commercial materials can falsify the whole of
physics without contradicting any prior observation in any venue
at any scale. Contemporary physical theory is a disaster - quantized
gravitation and SUSY. Only new observation can transcend Official
cluelessness, the geometric parity Eötvös experiment!
Somebody should look.
The worst it can do is succeed. Physics is a coward for not looking.

Mazepath is administered
by JW Hooper, prestigious alpha geek code poet. His three kids
aced Michigan Gifted children evaluation tests despite (because
of!) not going to school. They were each and all told to go to
Hell because slum bunnies need Diversity scholarships.

WARNING! TOXIC!

Not recommended for children or mammals in general:

Just and Proper DeathsAny home not in compliance would be dynamically entered (speed, surprise, violence of action)... and then fined numbers higher than a Remedial Non-Carry Addition PhD diversity student can count.

Ask Dr. SchundWe do not wish our people to slavishly capitulate to our whims, We wish them to be neuroanatomically incapable of doing otherwise. Dr. Schund will save you from yourself.

Migrant Pharm WorkerUncle Al was once lead scientist at a number of biomedical manufacturers. Now he is but a migrant pharm worker.