As some of you already noticed, our new gallery setup went live last night and speaking in the most technical of terms, it’s fast as fuck. So no more reloading the page with every pic, just a smooth, smooth ride through celebrity schadenfreude and random Argentinian bikini models just like Baby Jesus asked for on the day of his birth, but no one had Internet back then so he killed all the dinosaurs in a murderous rage. I saw the whole thing.

On that note, there are still a few bugs to work out, including finding out if the Zoom feature didn’t survive the transition. And if that is the case, let us join together in a moment of silence to remember all those times we used it to look for nipples and/or Lady GaGa’s hermaphroditic wiener.