10 Types of People You Will See In a Club in Nigeria

1. The female advertisers:

These girls have “products” to sell and they make sure it is right in your face. You need to channel your inner meanness to get these ones out of your way.

2. Oga Boss:

They chill in a corner of the sofa/at the VIP section.Popping champagne, spending. And there’s always something annoying about the way they sip their expensive drinks. Maybe its the side eye your babe casts them as she grudgingly sips the glass of Chapman you bought her three hours ago.

3.The Male buyers/Admirers

They are the customers of the aforementioned female advertiser. The lewder the club is , the more excited they are.

4..The “Gra gra” dancers:

This category of people stand by the corner and watch people dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body. You assume they are killer dancers .But when the Dj provokes them with their best music and they display their dance step you’d wonder “” so nah the dance be this ”

5. Team homo

6. . Gate Crashers

They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see them at the gate trying their luck..

7 . Spectators

Looku looku. Self-assigned judges.They never participate in anything.Mostly girls because they have free entrance.