We notice that your birthday missive does not include the godless wastrel from the Antipodes. We assume that his faithless ways have finally been too much for even this louche, haphazardly-run, sluttish forum.

ScourgeoftheFaithless wrote:We notice that your birthday missive does not include the godless wastrel from the Antipodes. We assume that his faithless ways have finally been too much for even this louche, haphazardly-run, sluttish forum.

Possibly smiting has befallen him?

Yours in the True FaithAF Sebben, D.o.R.K. (itTF)

AK-47

Smitten maybe, smote no, just trying in vain to ignore the inexorable advance of aging.

For the record, it's 1 Sept. '35 and yes ... I know that makes me "Older than Dirt".