Walky Performs A Sex

If you want to see 17 full-color pages of Walky and Dorothy legit going at it naked wham-bam sexy-style, you totally can over on Slipshine. Also, it’s canon! Here’s a possibly Non-Work-Safe four-page preview.

And you’re welcome.

WPAS FAQ:

1) Can you buy it separately? Nope!2) Will it be available outside of Slipshine? Nope!3) Will it be in the Dumbing of Age book collections? Nope!4) Since it’s canon, do I need to read it to understand the regular comic? Nope!5) Will it be around long enough for me to save up money? Yep!6) Will there be more? Yep!

Like for seriously — this stuff ONLY EXISTS because Slipshine commissioned it from me. They bought it. They own it. It is not mine to give. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please stop asking me if I can make it available to you outside of Slipshine.

Oops, silly me, The 208 new subscribers were for sunday only, and that’s without counting some of the existing Slipshine subscribers who could be visiting DoA now, so never mind, the 238 296 consumptions may be true.

Yeah, that’s fairly common practice on large archive pay porn site. A lot of people just jump in for that initial month, binge and save a copy to their PC of everything they want, and then cancel at the end of the month.
Also, this was my issue with it as well. I woulda been good with some method to just see Walky and Dorothy have their fun (say a $2-$5 one day trial, such as other similar large archive sites offer) but no amount of sexual content is worth $25 to me (that’s about two games on a Steam sale, or my next five movies at the theater, or several books, or a cheaper board game, or…)

Dang, I was hoping that some newcomer would express its surprise and disgust at the idea of doing pornographic work of your own characters, who have a design that would be too cute for that.
Spreading a post thread that would reach the heavens.

They’re his own characters. He can depict them in whatever way he likes. I can understand getting upset when someone makes porno of other people’s characters, especially if the original artist/author might not be okay with it. But that’s not what’s going on here. If you find it distasteful, don’t look at it.

Another one of those “So, Willis, what’s it like to do porn?” questions:

You did some full frontal nudity pinups of IW! characters way back when, and you’ve done canon sex scenes in both IW! and SP! (without visible genitals, but still). You’re also not afraid to talk about sex and sexuality in your comics. So, what was new about WPAS that made you nervous enough to throw up?

This is from someone who hasn’t read WPAS yet. I’m definitely going to. I mean, you barfed for our sins, the least I can do is commit them.

So, since you’ve said you plan on doing more of these…is this just going to be Walky and Dorothy? Or are we going to see other members of the cast in similar situations? There are some that would be hot, and there are some that would actually be extremely moving, due to the fact it would be showing one of the first (If not THE first) times they’ve done this.

Wow. They’re not doing anything I haven’t seen hundreds of times before, but somehow, I felt flustered like I haven’t done since the first few times I watched porn, in my early teens (we’re talking VHS era here). Like a wide eyed mix of revulsion and arousal and “OMG people can do that?!”

I assume it’s because I feel like I know them so well in other settings, and with their clothes on. When I see them in a private and intimate situation like this, it’s like I’m watching my own friends go at it and hoping like hell they won’t find me hidden behind the curtain.

I didn’t expect Dorothy to do that and finish it off like that, but now that she did, I’m a little disappointed that Walky didn’t even ask if she wanted him to return the favor.

Best part: horny faces. Not faces that make the reader horny, faces that are horny. If you watch them from two inches away while squinting, as the people involved tend to do, they look really sexy. If you watch them from the other side of the fourth wall, as we do, they look mostly stupid. And that’s the way it should be; Dorothy and Walky are there to please themselves, not me.

The answer to question 2 was partially contradicted after last Kickstarter (some backers got WPAS). However, that was probably a one-time concession by Slipshine, so I wouldn’t expect it to happen again.

Slipshine is great if you enjoy the other artists on the site. They update stuff regularly and it’s actually worth the first payment. And then the monthly subscription isn’t that bad. I personally really enjoy it, it’s got some great stuff.