"Look sheep-dude, I only want enough for a couple of sculpins, I'll be real gentle and you probably won't even notice it's gone, it's not like I want to make woolly hat or even a jumper or anything like that"
*pause*
"Look fish-dude, if you were meant to tie flies with sheep fur you'd have your own, now piss off."
"Ron, don't be a moron-dude, how do you think they invented the woolly bugger?"
"I *know* who invented the woolly bugger, Six-pound Seanie, and it's not what you think, it was something beautiful between two consenting sheep"
"Look you bastard, gimme some fluff"
"Use your own"
"Goddam it, I don't have any, that's why I need yours"
"Well I don't have any to spare"