Sunday, January 4, 2015

Week One

Congratulations! Your pregnant!!! That sperm just ate a hole in your egg and a bunch of magical chromosomal stuff happened, and life has begun. You probably don't even know your pregnant in fact, which means, you might feel like going shopping for a new pair of jeans that won't fit you in a few weeks, or, you might feel like having an extra glass of wine this evening when your out with your friends that you'll feel guilty about as soon as you find out you were growing a human when you intoxicated yourself, or, you might feel like In n' Out, and if you do, carry on because hamburgers are delicious and are scientifically proven to grow cuter babies than those who don't them while pregnant.