SPACE Cadet

DR. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, AN ASTROPHYSICIST READS THE NEWSPAPER

We wear our hearts for Dr. Tyson on our sleeves (and written in algorithms across our telescopes). It’s not just that he’s smart and good-looking, it is his willingness to speak empirical truths to power–even if those powers are committed to a systemic destruction of the whole entire world. But we digress; all things being equal, we’d pay to hear this bastion of sense and sensibility read a toilet repair kit manual; instead, he reads the newspaper.____________________