Bin Laden: More Than Just Porn and Mass Murder

Recently, the U.S. government released information regarding items (mainly, lots of porn) found in Osama bin Laden’s Pakistani compound. Our sources in Washington can now confirm that the following list of items was also found on hard drives, flash drives or DVDs in bin Laden’s possession. Our source has also confirmed that, with this finding, Mother Theresa remains the only person in history that did not have a porn stash discovered in her personal belongings after she had died.