After finally owning up to what he did, Robert 'Joe' Halderman, the man who attempted to slander the good name that is David Letterman, stood outside a New York courthouse yesterday to apologize to David and his family for what he had done.

He then announced that he would not be doing any interviews or taking any questions and abruptly turned to leave.

Who do you think you are? Tiger Woods?! Get your fat ass back here and answer our questions, tool!