A close inspection of Perez and his left arm reveals a 1920’s style punter kicking air. Honestly, we’d ask for our money back.Â Or we’d ask to have so muscles added to look like Todd Sauerbrun.

We can’t make out what the hell is on his right arm but it can’t be goodÂ

It’s not as if this guy is some idiot kicker. Perez is ranked as one of the best in college football.

From UCLA’s pimping machine (SID Dept.):

Aaron has developed into a very productive and consistent punter … He enters his senior year as one of the top punters in the West, if not the nation … Possesses a very strong leg and has improved his technique tremendously … He is an effective weapon in the field position battle.

See, ladies, one of you could have a future NFL punter with a horrible tattoo.