Simon Day performs as his most popular characters Brian Pern, Billy Bleach, Geoffrey Allerton and Tony Beckton.

Brian Pern

Prog rocker and humanitarian Brian will perform a piece involving music and some modern dance.

Billy Beach

The Fast Show pub bore and star of the Grass witness protection programme. Billy a clever, long time unemployed know it all, who lives with his mum in Bermondsey South East London, will be speaking to the public for the first time since being in rehab for gambling and constant overt sexist remarks in the pub.

Geoffrey Allerton

Confirmed bachelor and unpublished Yorkshire poet Geoffrey will be reading from his poetry collection ‘marking time’.

Tony Beckton

One of Britain’s most dangerous men and habitual criminal who has served over 27 years in various prisons, Tony will be reading from his memoirs ‘BEYOND REASON’ and discussing the problems he faces trying to go straight and not headbutt any traffic wardens.