Meg R. was signing up for the University of North Carolina, Wilmington health plan and noticed something interesting about the men’s and women’s health section of the benefits plan. I’ll let you peruse and put my snarky comments afterwards:

Um, so apparently women do not have hearts or kidneys. They only have targets for sexually transmitted infections and fetuses. While men apparently need care for cancer and diabetes, women get only pap smears and urinary tract infections. Oh, and FYI, if you’re a lady, “There are additional charges over and above the health fee.” It’s amazing that we can even call the same number, given that our bodies are so fundamentally different from one another.