Overclock your commando: anti-thermal grease

We know how many of our readers have real problems with getting caught on infrared cameras doing dirty deeds dirt
cheap, like say, political assassinations and covert ops. Look, we know it's not as easy as they make it look in
Splinter Cell, so for all our DIY commandos out there, give up the props for Greek firm Intermat and their anti-thermal
cream that can totally camo you against those thermal-camera arrays. Remember in Predator when Arnold smears himself
with mud? Like that. Just hit up the grease from Greece and flip out like a ninja, but remember: sit with a hot towel
prior to, really work it in deep, and exfoliate twice daily, mkay?