The trials of the Hogwarts IT director, Plucked from the personal archives of the late Albus Dumbled

This is too funny! Being a self-admitted Harry Potter enthusiast and networking guy, this tickled my funny bone so hard that I almost sought medical assistance! It's that humerus! <groan> I just about wet myself when I read this.

Follow the trials of fictional character, Coxrid, IT director, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as he submits his letter of resignation to Hogwarts Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore: