I googled, and apparently, there was a piece last month at Hot Air asking "Is the GEICO Camel racist?" My gag reflex is not sufficiently atrophied to make it worth my while reading the resultant vowel movement.

Re June 4: So apparently what we have here is another instance of Bruce basing a strip on some obscure article he read and expecting everyone to know what he's talking about without so much as a perfunctory vague footnote.

I have to wonder again if it's possible to feel a sense of pride or accomplishment knowing that you'll keep getting paid and never get fired no matter how badly you do your job.

6/5: Doubling down on the camel. Meanwhile, commenters at MF are presently tense over the outrage of freeing Bergdahl (who goes instantly from being the poster boy of Our Brave Lads Abandoned by Obummer to Exhibit A for Obumberghazi Losing the Next Three Wars by Trading Five Osama McKhomeinis for a Traitor We Never Wanted to See Again).

6/7: Good Grief, more camels. Well, I guess it was his chance to suggest the word CRAP in his comic — I mean, suggest it outright. Obviously, he suggests it every day, tacitly. I'm sure he's getting a round of backslaps at the National Organization Insinuating Delightfully Egregious Acronyms Saucily.

Re June 10: While hallucinating that he's doing an episode of his TV show (he's actually sitting in his darkened kitchen talking to an empty cereal box, in case you didn't know), Mallard suffers an absence seizure.

6/14 - Wow, Brews cares incredibly deeply about health care for our veterans now that the president he hates is getting blamed for its shortcomings.

I mean, VA hospitals were known to be shitty in the '80s. I doubt the Tinsh was prepared to get so worked up about it then. He was pretty quiet when the previous occupant of the White House was creating a whole lot of new combat veterans.

Apparently, someone called Bruce a "hater" three weeks ago and it so grievously injured his widdle fee-fees that he decided to use it as a platform from which to launch a campaign of I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I???

Re June 18: Ohhhh, now I see what this is all about: "It's not fair that the n****rs get to call each other n****rs but I can't call them n****rs!!"

And if you had a microgram of self-awareness, Mallard/Bruce, you'd realize that shouting slurs as "a substitute for rational debate" is a conservative sacrament -- and moreover, it's what you and your media heroes do for a living.

No, those are terms conservatives use for people they have perfectly legitimate grounds for disagreeing with (said grounds being that the person disagreed with a conservative). Conservatives, by mathematical definition, cannot be idiots. Only liberals can be idiots, and only idiots can be liberals. Don't be a liberal idiot who is an idiot liberal. Switch to DirecTV.

(And yet, that argument, despite being a deliberately stupid parody of modern conservative "thought", is still more coherent than actual conservative "thought".)

June 23: It's obvious that Fartbongo isn't doing anything because Tahmooressi isn't a Sikrit Muslin Double Agent. I mean, it's not like it took years of negotiations to get Bergdahl back and Obama can free whomever he wants with a snap of his Nigerian fingers!

6/23: Obama is all-powerful and impotent, and if he frees a POW in one country, he should free a common criminal in another. Once he does, of course, they'll try and bite his head off for it. Because he's a… well, because he's from… uh… CHICAGO.

All I got was Mallard asking a Stereotypical Gen Xer how it feels to know that her generation is the most narcissistic in the history of history itself, and her asking him to let her take a selfie of herself answering that. I didn't know how lucky I was.

Re June 23: When I Googled "Tahmooressi", the first two items were from Fox News, so that explains why Mallard/Bruce knows who this guy is. Even so, it must have taken hours of his valuable "research" time for him to find someone who seemed to be a parallel to Bowe Bergdahl so that he could use that person as a club against Obama.

And what you owe your readers an apology for, Mallard, is being a hypocritical, opportunistic, pathologically dishonest sack of shit.

The Herald-Mail reran the "Before Paleo..." strip from May 24. The strip I mentioned yesterday must've been from May 23. It doesn't sound like I'm missing anything except the opportunity to kill some perfectly good brain cells, which later evacuate via the urethra.

Then again, to the people in Arizona who keep re-electing Good Ole' Sheriff Joe, those poor starving Mexican kids who barely make it here alive are pretty much the same thing as wild dogs that need to be sterilized and euthanized.

I admit that I am way behind, but the last time I tried to read this comic regularly, I woke up with half my brain lying in the street, covered in my urine and someone else's blood.

June 1: This is an actual joke and sort of funny. Maybe Tinsley will not be so bad this month.

June 4: Fucking Hell, I was so horribly wrong. Camels are mindless animals, they do not care if you hate them as long as you feed them. Foreigners are humans with abstract thought and emotions, thus your transcendent racism offends even though you think they are worse than camels.

June 5: Tinsley: Taking false equivalency, dehumanization, White supremacy, and the desire to keep all foreigners out of the country and somehow making them even more racism.

June 6: Tinsley is thanking the Nazis. No one who wrote the last comic, or was planning the comics that would from the 13th through today could possibly be anti-Nazi. Tinsley has only enjoyed two days after D-Day: August 6 and 9, 1945.

June 7: Tinsley thinks liberals and culturally-sensitive guys are the real hypocrites and racists. What more do I need to say? Bear in mind that this cartoon is going to get much worse within a couple of weeks.

June 8: Most of the presidents took office when more than 50 years old, and lifespans and quality of life have increased significantly since that time.

June 13: Tinsley thinks of Black guys as gangsters and idiots, but he would never use racial slurs against them, right?

June 14: I thought Tinsley hated the Veterans' Administration, but a literal reading of this comic would suggest he thinks veterans had much longer lives thanks to that organization.

June 16: Tinsley has hated the smart and educated ever since he failed out of Kindergarten.

June 17: Tinsley, you write literally the most hateful work; you never produce anything of substance; and you never consider the other side; therefore, you have no right to complainabout anyonemaking bigoted statements. Thanks for learning how to spell bigot, though.

June 18: This is Tinsley making excuses for using the word "nigger" constantly, that is the only logical explanation. Now that I look at it again, I realize he is mocking anyoe who complains.

June 19: Oh dear God, I thought the last comic was racist and horribly-written, but this is a thousand time worse. This is like a chapter from Mein Kampf rewritten by Chris Muir.

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