Howard: I'm not signing a prenup.Penny: All right, Howard Wolowitz, listen up! You sign anything she puts in front of you, because you are the luckiest man alive. If you let her go, there is no way you can find anyone else. Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not going to happen, we had a meeting.

Dan: Well one thing I've been meaning to tell you, is that the company's gonna stop paying for our coffee.Bernadette: No problem. When does that start?Dan: Five months ago.Bernadette: What? Who's been paying for my coffee.Dan: All of us.Penny: Yep, it comes from the swear jar we put money in when you curse.

Penny: So you have a song stuck in your head. It happens to everybody.Sheldon: Well, I'm not everybody. I have an eidetic memory. I should be able to remember what song this is, but I can't. Something's wrong with me.Penny: I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.