Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Conversations with My Sister (I)

Y: "I fainted in the video store."Z: "Which section were you in?"Y: {pause} I wasn't behind the saloon doors if that's what you're getting at."Z: "Well, were you in New Releases or...?"Y: "What difference does it make?? I fainted. In public. I've never done that before!"

Eat! Drink copious amounts of water! Get your blood pressure checked! Stick your head between your legs! Do NOT drive!Hope your fainting spells are long gone...although it could be very romantic especially if you had a nice white hankerchief to drop. :)