^ A breakpoint is the point of the game which, if the receiver wins the point, will result in the receiver winning the game...google never let's me down
< Is not a quitter, but needs a serious break.
v Is not an Olympic athlete..

^ should give the far less confusing explanation is that break point is a point where if the server loses the point, they lose the game (game, set, match remember). It's significant because the server usually wins the game (which is why they alternate) so breaking somebody's serve for a game give you a great chance to win the set.
< has watched about 15 minutes of the olympics only because beach volleyball was on in the lunch room
v wonders why I care about tennis and not the olympics. It's because tennis is a sport not a bunch of flag waving entitlement.

^ welcome back man, we were wondering where the hell you've been.
< almost a month
V is not ready for winter just yet
Vv will receive a package from me in the mail today unless your name is Paul, sorry man... FOL