Sunday, February 23, 2014

Iski toh Condition Serious Hai

A
session of cricket with friends is usually my weekend plan. We are all
passionate about cricket, but one of us is a bit too serious about the game,
especially his own game. Fighting on Facebook fan pages and making memes on
cricket are a couple of his pass times along with seeing videos and matches in
order to improve his game. His will to win in the game is very high, and he
always wishes to top in everything. So to speak, uski #ConditionSeriousHai in
cricket at least (at other times, he’s funny and always joking and he’s my best
friend so can’t abuse him on a public place, can I?). I’m going to get a
beating with or without the disclaimer, but still I’ll put it (in good faith,
you know).

Disclaimer:
This post is not meant to hurt any sentiments, nor is meant to be taken in a
serious way, especially by Krishna and Chaitanya. For best understanding of the
post, please read and imagine a scene of 3 guys playing cricket in the hot sun
on a Saturday morning, and they are all Mumbaikars, thus is the language. :P

Krishna:
Niche aa be. Khelte hai.

Me:
Haa ruk jaa, aata hun.

Krishna:
Ball leke jaldi aa. Chintu (Chaitanya) bhi utar raha hai.

Me:
Haa re, aata hun.

In
the building after playing for some time, Krishna hits a drive which goes and hits
a car.

Krishna:
Beauty beauty! Shot dekha kya? Kya mast gap mein tha.

Chaitanya:
Sidha mid-on ke haath mein tha re.

Me
(in the mind): Yeh toh four tha pakka!

Krishna:
Aree nahi re, mid-on toh side pe rehta hai. This was a boundary the moment it
hit the bat.

Seriousness
must not be allowed to exist in any person as it is very contagious. Krishna is
not concerned about being on time, nor is he annoying like many people are; but
his seriousness about the game of cricket goes a bit overboard, and this post
here is a censored exaggerated version of an episode of our cricket.

5
Star says the same that seriousness is a disease which passes from one person
to another very fast. For more ways to learn how to treat someone of this
disease and to get the degree of being a seriousness doctor, then check out
this short video, and also visit the Cadbury 5 Star Facebook Page.