After you've been around Neowin for a while you start to pick up on things when it comes to spam. For example, the "Introduce Yourself" section normally has posts titled something like "Hey Neowin" or "Long time lurker, new member." "Time to Take a Journey Through My Mind's Eye" is certainly something different, but for a moment I thought, "intriguing title to lure the reader in, then point them in the direction of a Chinese knock-off shop."

Too true, the amount of (daily) spammers trying to pass themselves off as members is staggering lol. We still get just above 50 new registrations a day and unfortunately a good portion of them are spammers.