12/11/2007 @ 3:00PM

#8 Wayne, Bruce

Wayne Industry profits up significantly due to sale of “Brother Eye” spy-satellite technology to U.S. government. Meanwhile, Wayne himself subject of ongoing FBI investigation after top-secret military prototypes are “lost” from company storage. Renowned playboy, fixture of the Gotham social scene, Wayne recently spotted canoodling with Silver St. Cloud, Drew Barrymore, Lindsay Lohan. Professional life occasionally intrudes on personal; annual all-black-attire party at Hamptons estate disrupted by swarm of razor-beaked robot penguins. Tongues continue to wag concerning Wayne’s longtime habit of keeping teenage boys as “wards,” rumored rubber suit fetish. Member since 1939.