Because what would it be without a bit part from a semi-coherent comeback kid? One job requirement: actual semi-coherent dialogue.

Much to our chagrin (or is that relief we're feeling?), Mel Gibson's cameo as a tattoo artist has been cut from The Hangover 2 (it's probably relief — definitely relief). Director Todd Phillips isn't exactly naming names, confirming only that Gibson was out because the idea "did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew." A month ago, Zach Galifianakis did tell Esquire.com "that guy is insane," but if Mike Tyson is your standard-bearer then, hey, this casting call is wide open.

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Option No. 1: Jean-Claude Van Damme

Potential role: Marcel, the French bodyguard Bradley Cooper's character hires to protect his friends.