File this under Plastic Surgery Procedures That Scare The Shit Out Of Us: The "boob jab" (no, not a boob job) involves having one's breasts injected with a hyaluronic acid-based filler. Patients are said to go up a cup size, will most likely emerge bruised, and if they want to keep their faux-boobs, they'll have to have the procedure repeated annually, for $4,000 a pop — no pun intended — because after 12-months, the hyaluronic acid is absorbed by the body, causing deflation. Verdict: Do. Not. Want. [BellaSugar]