Monthly Archives: February 2010

I received an email recently from Lauren Hoyt-Williams, PR Big Shot for SeaWorld, Busch Gardens and Discovery Cove. It went something like this: “So, um, I just wanted to follow up and see if you might actually be interested in … Continue reading →

We call ourselves The Orlando Mafia. And every time we do, one of us invariably rolls rolls our eyes and laughs, “man we are douches.” And then another one of us laughs too and agrees, “I know! I can’t imagine … Continue reading →

I used to update my blog regularly so that my mom wouldn’t freak out over whether I was dead or depressed or something. But now she just calls me most of the time if she’s worried about me and she’s … Continue reading →

Let me attempt to set the mood here. Because I am a sucker for futility. What you are about to read is a simple explanation of my beliefs. It’s not a defense against or an attack on any beliefs that … Continue reading →

Before Twitter, blogs used to be where the exhibitionists among us shared the daily events of our lives with a world of strangers on the Internet. Sure, we wrote beautiful prose about our startling insights and observations of human behavior. … Continue reading →