December 26, 2010

While she was studying psychology at San Diego State University, she started modelling and was noticed by Playboy. She met Hefner on Halloween in 2008 and started dating him in January 2009 while he was also dating identical twin glamour models Kristina and Karissa Shannon. But he ended his relationship with the twins in January this year and has remained monogamous to Crystal since. Crystal once said that she believes she and Hefner were able to bond because she lost a long-time boyfriend in Iraq and he was going through a break up with Holly Madison, whom he dated for 8 years.

He's old enough to be her great-grandfather. This badly violates the "1/2 +7" rule. Hef shouldn't be involved with any woman younger than 49. Any woman involved with a man that much older than her is obviously a gold-digger. Hope he gets a good pre-nup.

Who will be Hef's wife when he kicks? Holly Madison must feel like a loser at Musical Chairs, but there's really no telling who will be the overall winner.

Remember Jeanne Calment, the Frenchwoman born in 1875, who died in 1997? Lawyer André-François Raffray bought essentially a remainder interest in her Arles apartment, in 1965 when Calment was 90 years old, leaving her the life estate.

Raffray died in 1995 at the age of 77, with Calment still going strong. His widow continued to pay Calment, and finally won the apartment.

GOPer moralists usually change into just GOPers when discussing one of their obscenely wealthy, amoral heroes such as Hefner.

Hefner's hardly different than a Caponay--but much shrewder and with a phalanx of hired guns, aka attorneys and well-oiled cronies in both Demos and GOP. Most humans out in sodbuster-land have no clue about the clout--and the tactics-- of the CA/NV porn lobby.

He's probably got himself as insulated as a man can be. They have an understanding. And you know ladies, it beats getting taken by an age-peer and finding out 20 years too late. She might be smarter than us all.

Any woman involved with a man that much older than her is obviously a gold-digger. Hope he gets a good pre-nup.

So what else is an 84-year-old man going to do with a few million bucks? Take it with him?

He's getting what he wants. She's getting what she wants. They're both adults.

For he's gone and married Yum-Yum — (Yum-Yum!)Your anger pray bury,For all will be merry,I think you had better succumb — (Cumb! Cumb!)And join our expressions of glee!

On this subject I pray you be dumb — (Dumb! Dumb!)Your notions, though many,Are not worth a penny,The word for your guidance is "mum" — (Mum! Mum!)You've a very good bargain in me.

On this subject we pray you be dumb — (Dumb! Dumb!)We think you had better succumb — (Cumb! Cumb!)You'll find there are manyWho'll wed for a penny,Who'll wed for a penny,There are lots of good fish in the sea!

he was also dating identical twin glamour models Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

So that would be adult incest, plus the ol' grandpa-child sublimation. Hot!

And what is up with the bathrobe? When he goes to the DMV, is he in the bathrobe? Does he never leave his house at all? What kind of moron makes a bathrobe his trademark? It's like bathrobe jail. "I'm not allowed to leave the bathrobe, ever."

When does he start peeing in milk bottles and growing his fingernails to freaky length?

I think Pfizer gave Hef the waiver against the 4+ hour penis hard-on thingy. Hot girl really though and she is much better breeding stock than Holly Madison. Plus, she looks a lot like his last wife, but considering the ugly children he produces, he might be giving this his last, best shot at some beauty.

Oh, don't you know? Every playboy playmates parents are nothing but uber supportive of their daughters choice to show their 'talents' to the rest of the world. It's a huge cliche in Playboy land and the guys who read it. So this will be no different. I'm sure Mom thinks she hit the money train and dad is secretly making a noose... for himself.