He’s Loco, Ese! Red Band Trailer for Machete

Can’t get enough of the crazy Mexican named Machete? No worries, homes, IGN‘s got you covered with a Red Band trailer featuring the world’s most pissed off Mexican as he slashes, guts, decapitates, and growls his way through a sea of gringo bad guys. By the by, I love the fact that Steven Seagal seems to be totally into his role, probably a first in what, 10 years? And if it’s not obvious by now, Jessica Alba is once again playing a “risque” role by being very safe. I mean, who the hell wears underwear in the shower? Of course, she did play a stripper who never stripped in “Sin City”, so there you go.

After a violent shakedown from a notorious drug lord nearly kills him, Machete, a renegade Mexican Federale and tough-as-nails vigilante for justice, roams the streets of Texas, working as a day laborer. When Machete is hired by a crooked US Senator to execute a covert hit, Machete is double-crossed and forced to run from the cops and an endless stream of assassins. But what they don’t know is that Machete is looking for them so he can settle the score.