Well, look here guys and gals, the beef jerky comes in a snazzy pint glass. While the name of the glass may be referring to some archaic system the rest of the world uses because they are too simple in other parts of the world to get with the times, the point is, this glass is made to hold beer.

So now not only are you showing your love, how much you love their love of smoked meat but after you are done chowing down, you can wash that salty, smoky beef flavor down, with a nice cold American beer. America, F$%# Yeah!

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