Verse 2: If they were smart they wouldn’t do thatBefore they start to break their bones, you know?Cuz it is a factNoses sure to break when a ball’s thrownThey will cryThey’ll drive you right outta your mindBut in five secs they are fineBeware of climbin’, “Oh, please get off that Simon!”You’ll have to move fast, you need lightnin’ timin’Ooh!

Rap 1: Recess, deadly, movin’ so quickLookin’ at the wild child get real sickGettin’ mad fast, so better lay lowJust so my Fox40 whistle don’t blowThe dough’s so slow to be watchin’ these kids thoughSeein’ the kids playin’, huh, they playin’ meBut they know I’m the teacher (How do you know?)I’ll spank their ass with that meter

Rap 2: We got monkey bars, swings, things and hula-hoop ringsAll the time, hard balls they flingCheckin’ out the playgroundThe highs, the lowsKeepin’ both eyes open, still stayin’ on toesThere was one particular kid that was worse than the restStupid as can be, got one broken chestMr. Jones here and I’ll ready the carTo the E-R [Child crying]Now you knowRe-cess blows!

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(Ages 2) Nice of you to share your experience as a summer day camp counselor! As a kid you would enjoy recess, but being in charge of children during free time can be a real pain. I remember as a kid at day camp, most of the kids would pick on me and our counselors would throw major tempers and frustrations towards the kids and the bus aide and driver who took me and the kids to day camp would have a head ache and would yell "SHUT UP!! I DON'T WANT TO BE A MEAN AIDE!" because we'd be out of control and she'd have to take some Asprin because of us. From what I read from your parody, it looked like a reenactment of an Attica prison riot, especially with that kid's busted chest. Anyways, great job on that one and this one looks pretty hard to spoof, but you sure had the great effort to try it.

(Ages) Decent parody, irritating OS. Like Andria said, the pacing was bit off here and there and your wording was weird in places, but otherwise this was still good. Also: busted chest? How does that work exactly? I'm guessing that's either a nasty cut or some broken ribs or something. Maybe saying "broken leg" would've made a bit more sense (not to mention being something that could more easily happen during recess). Whatever. 5's for you!