Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Safety Issues for Suburban Bike Riding Monkeys

Watch it. I guarantee you will be creeped out. On so many levels. Don't know what's scarier -- the thought of the dead children, or the live ones.

And who knows, maybe you'll be scared into riding more safely. Because, what if you wake up in the ER, only to discover that the hospital staff are ... apes! And then you'd fall on your knees, look to the heavens, shake your fists, and cry out "God damn you, God damn you to hell!"