The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

The fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "You're all wrong".

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

Sent in by David Baron

The Health Protection Agency monkeys. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

Created: 02 apr 2006

By Henrik Eiriksson

Hey dude! Have a cellphone! There is nothing to worry about.

Created: 02 apr 2006

By Henrik Eiriksson

Mast-Victims.org - A international community website for people suffering adverse health effects from mobile phone masts in the vicinity of their homes. top