The Most Interesting Cop in the World

He doesn't use a straw when drinking. He demands glass glasses, no styrofoam food containers requiring at least china plates. He has not been seen at any fast food restaurant. He chooses to prepare his own meals for his on-duty lunch break. He always makes enough that his beat partners will have food, too.

He has 3.5% body fat. It possibly has to do with one hour of cardio a day, a thoughtful balance of nutrition and the genetic ability to sleep deeply during daylight hours when he's worked graveyard. He isn't normally assigned 'the boneyard' but he regularly volunteers to trade with younger partners who need to attend functions for their kids.

The Obama camp and the Romney camp have made discreet calls to him regarding endorsements. He felt like his influence may be too strong and opted to not publically endorse either party. His closest friends already knows who he will vote for.