How often do you think about the relationship between you and your smartphone?

And we mean really think. After all, the average user spends more time with it than loved ones.

If it turns out you've been hiding the extent of your passion for your inanimate, hand-sized heap of tech, you may want to follow the same route as Aaron Chervenak.

After spending some time mulling over his relationships and wondering which was the deepest and most enduring, he decided to marry his smartphone in Las Vegas - no, we're not joking.

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"If we're going to be honest with ourselves, we connect with our phones on so many emotional levels. We look to it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds," Chervenak says in his wedding video.

When the LA-based director called Little Las Vegas Chapel and expressed his intention to marry his apparently female-aligned phone, the chapel owner was understandably shocked.

In true Vegas spirit, though, he told KTNV-TV: "At first it was like, 'What?' And then I was like... 'Alright, let's do it'."

Chervenak says he just wanted to show "how precious our phones are becoming", and what better way to illustrate this than by forcing a marriage that's not even legally binding?

While we have no news on how the marriage was consummated, or if protection (a phone case?) was utilised, we imagine the pair will break up when the next iPhone drops anyway.