This beautiful estate home, located on Jones Creek in Richmond, TX can be yours for a reasonable price of $1.275 million. But you’re getting more than just a home. You’re getting a place to murder your enemies and loved ones! Guests have ample room to park around the circle drive before entering the home, WHERE THEY WILL DIE.

The moment you enter, a sensation will pass through you. Those are the ghosts of all those who have died here.

Let’s take a tour!

Check out this beautiful bedroom with a ceiling fan, tile floors, and … what are those two people? Strange.

Huh. The homeowner clearly has a lot of stuff.

Why is there a headless mannequin in the library?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MANNEQUINS?

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

“True story: inside each of those mannequins is a live human who’s been paralyzed and trapped there.” — TK

Is ‘Be Nice or Leave” a warning or a threat? Because if you’ve made it this far into the home, and you haven’t already been murder-raped, there’s no way you’re making it out of this room.