Recap

(Barney and Ted are considering dumping their dates to get in to a club)Ted: Excuse me, are the girls in there hotter than our dates?Bouncer: I don't know if they're hotter, but they're drunker.Ted: Rock and Roll! (Barney and Ted enter)

(About Marshall and Lily's apartment being crooked)Robin: How could she not notice this, it's like the last twenty minutes of Titanic in here!

Marshall: Robin and I saw a ghostLily: What?? He's kidding, right?Robin: No, we really saw a ghost.Lily: What did it look like?Robin: Uhm, a sheet with two holes in it.