Now I was going to keep this one to myself.But on a return back from my Hols the countless festivals and cornmeal and dumplings had er...quite an effect on my figure. Now where some girls may run from this weight gain, I greet it with open arms and now hoping for some more(greedy bugger) Buffy standards I was originally thinking, but really a 45 inch ass would mean chucking out most of my wardrobe. Which is not an option...