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Thousands of years after the jewelry's destroyed, the sword
reforged, the dragon ridden, and the indecipherable prophecy translated
into a recipe for sugared biscuits, the dwarves turned to that final
frontier: space. And along came the elves, orcs, gnomes, trolls, ogres,
and those vermin-like upstarts, humans.Dwarves in Space is Tolkien merged with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in a horrific transporter accident.

The Elation-Cru
is not the flashiest ship, nor the newest, or even has all of its bolts
attached; but she can fly. Well, sort of wade through space, and that's
when all the parts are working. She supports a sugar addicted dwarven
pilot, an elven engineer, an orcish doctor, a silent djinn, and the lone
human trying to hold the entire thing together with duct tape. Variel,
the captain, has been hiding from a secret for the past five years and
time's finally run out.

When she goes against her common
sense and fights to save her onboard assassin/renter from a job gone
sour, she finds herself before an ex-colleague that knew her in her
previous life as the Knight of the realm. The entire ship is sent on a
mad dash across the universe -- from a decaying space station, home to
the wackiest species the galaxy has to offer, down to the Orc homeworld,
which wouldn't be so bad if Variel hadn't spent most of her previous
life fighting in the war against them. Chances of survival are nil and
slipping fast.

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Magic is coming back. Or so say the old prophesies cobbled together
from wandering soothsayers, women huffing broken gas lines, and the back
of comic tomes. The Evil Empire™ of Avar and its perfectly sane, in no
way crazy Emperor risks others' life and limb to stop it from coming to
pass.

The only obstinate chunk of gravel in their shoes is a small kingdom
warring against the over confident reach of the growing Empire. The
fight was going well for them, all things considered, right until their
King went and let his head slip right off his shoulders.

Now Ciara, a black servant into her sixteenth year, finds herself on
a mad quest across the countryside trying to get the second son and
possibly only hope of the severed Ostero line back onto his throne.
Along the way, she and Aldrin — the rather simple and OH GODS KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM ANYTHING SHARP prince — find themselves at the mercy of
assassins, witches, traveling historians, a sect of killer doctors, and
the unblinkers.

Can two teens survive an entire Empire crashing down upon them while
a shambling army of corpses waits patiently in the shadows? Will the
religious fight for and against magic rip apart the world they all
became rather fond of? And just how can a fifteen year old take over a
throne dangling precariously over the edge of war?

It's
a microcosm tale incorporating the never ending play of age against
youth, how past and historical significance wanes with time, and the
challenges of fighting for your place in it all.

Or an excuse to rag on elves for 400 or so pages.

Take your pick.
Life
was going pretty well for Cas, goblins tended to stay dead after
getting run through with a sword and her partner in crime - Hum, the
Giant of whatever place he chose for that week - was still vertical.

But
that all changed one day in an inn (because by narrative law your life
can never change while enjoying a picnic by the lake or searching for
pebbles) when a cowled figure entered her life and bonked it good.

Now
she's stuck leading a pack of elves, and one ass, through a maze of
forest determined to keep them from their goal; which she'd happily tell
you about as soon as she figures it out herself.

Tin Hero

Authored by Sabrina Zbasnik

In the tales of adventurers and heroes everyone knows the farm boy, on his quest to slay the Ogre/Dragon/Nosy neighbor who really shouldn't be poking around in the azaleas with his camera must enlist the tutelage of a wise benevolent master.

But sometimes the old narrative gets a bit crossed and the farm boy is actually the misbegotten son of a blacksmith and the benevolent master is a retired woman who'd rather face down a rather peckish horde of brain eaters than teach an idiot how to properly wave a sword before heroically soiling his drawers. Funny how they never mentioned that part in the tales.

Somewhere between the stuff of legends and the legends of stuff lies the actual muddy, humorous and gory truth.
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Dwarves in Space

Thousands of years after the jewelry's destroyed, the sword reforged, the dragon ridden, and the indecipherable prophecy translated into a recipe for sugared biscuits, the dwarves turned to that final frontier: space. And along came the elves, orcs, gnomes, trolls, ogres, and those vermin-like upstarts, humans.

The King's Blood

Ciara, a black servant into her sixteenth year, finds herself on a mad quest across the countryside trying to get the second son and possibly only hope of the severed Ostero line back onto his throne. Along the way, she and Aldrin...