Is Trinity in charge? Of course not, it's the irrepressible Skeeter Kerkove, whose love for ass is insatiable. This time his abilities to maneuver it may have exceeded his passions. Much like another maxed-out hardcore director, who keeps repeating the same old mascara-running/heel-grabbing whore routine, these gals get throat fucked and cornholed with plenty of vigor but little imagination. The first two scenes are virtually identical - despite the fact that four different partners occupy the same space.

Of course, these kind of criticisms might be entirely beside the point to viewers who like their nastiness served in exactly the same manner each time, like dependable ol' Mickey Dees. Trinity receives her fair share of quarter pounders with runny cheese, but for our money, the best snacking occurs with Vanilla Shake (whoops: Skye) and Mark (Hambungler) Wood. Once between her buns, Wood turns up the heat and douses both girls with special sauce that they share via a sticky kiss.