Louis Farrakhan Is Nuttier Than A Peanut Factory

It’s no secret that Louis Farrakhan is a moonbat, a kook, and about as loopy as a truckload of Cheerios. But, did you know that he’s actually crazy? Not crazy as in, “I think Karl blew up the levies in New Orleans as a distraction,” crazy, but, “I think the FBI and the Unions have built a machine to try to control my thoughts,” type crazy.

Need evidence? I think this excerpt from Louis Farrakhan should do the trick:

“FARRAKHAN: Well, I was in a tiny village in Mexico on the 17th of September, 1985. And I had a vision-like experience climbing a mountain there, on the top of which is a temple to the Mexo-American Christ figure, Ketso Quato. And one of these little UFOs came over that mountain and I was signaled from a group of persons to come. And I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle, where I heard the voice of my leader and teacher, the Honorable Elijah Mohamed (search), saying these words to me, in early September, the president met with his joint chiefs of staff to plan a war. He didn’t tell me who the war was against or what not. But early in the next year, it came to me while I was in Ghana that this war was against Libya and Libya’s leader Muammar Qaddafi. So I went there and warned him of what was about to take place. And it did take place. And the following year, sir, I was sitting on an airplane, I happened to pick up the The New York Times magazine section, and it said America planned war against Libya, and down in the writing it said …

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ASMAN: But let me just ask if I could, you mentioned the Honorable Elijah Mohammed, who founded the Nation of Islam. He also claimed that white men were created by an evil scientist many centuries ago. Do you agree with that?

FARRAKHAN: Well, I tell you, white people have done a lot of good, but they have also done a lot of evil. And all of us have done good and evil, so I would like to discuss the birth of the white race, as you know, anthropologists say all life began in Africa. The origin of man began in Africa, so the red, the brown, the yellow and the white are really children of the original …

ASMAN: But 6,000 years ago, an evil scientist named Yacob, a black scientist, created the white man, is that what you believe?

FARRAKHAN: I believe, sir, that all of us come from the originator of the heavens and the earth, that white people are the newest people on our planet. And have been created by God to rule for a certain period of time. And you have ruled and you have done great things and awful things in the time of your rule, but a new world is coming in and white supremacy and black inferiority will have no place in that new world. We have to relate as human beings.”

Let me tell you something: if you think you’ve being having prophetic “visions” of UFOs taking you up to see Elijah Mohammed, it’s time to go see a psychiatrist. Maybe Farrakhan can get together with some of the other people in his wacko, racist, UFO cult and they can all go together to get help. It’s never too late to become sane, you nutjobs!