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Well, mostly I am. But here’s an exchange between myself and our biz dev guy this week:

Biz Dev Guy: “Paul (a potential client) seems to have a little crush on you.”
Me: “Seems that way. It’s frankly disgusting. I think he has a sandwich lost in there somewhere.”
Biz Dev Guy: “So…you’d never go out with him?”
Me: “What? Fuck off.”
Biz Dev Guy: “Seriously. Take one for the team. It would just be one date.”
Me: “You’re being serious, aren’t you?”
Biz Dev Guy: “I’m just sayin’. Take it how you want.”