L.A. Kings News

In the time of the Persian wars, the likes of Herodotus did not report from the conflict but rather wrote about the events thereafter. Since the advent of journalism in its modern form, brave men and women have been sent… Read More ›

I asked the wife what I should title this article. She responded, “woo hoo.” I considered it though I immediately got an image of Homer Simpson in my head and couldn’t get it out. Speaking of the Simpsons, the Kings… Read More ›

10. Their English sucks and their French is inferior. 9. If there was a great bear uprising, they would immediately surrender and side with the bears. 8. Their hottest women are American and European tourists. 7. They think that charging… Read More ›

Whatever. The Kings lost this rather boring game against Nashville tonight, 4-2, despite starting the scoring less than a minute in to the game. Alexander Frolov, who was the bright spot of this loss, played another strong game, pouncing on… Read More ›

Today, March 3rd, 2010, the trade deadline and my birthday, the Kings’ gave my fellow fans and I a great gift. They used the deadline to make two trades, clearly with the playoffs heavily in mind, without giving up any… Read More ›

For the first two periods, the Kings looked like they were playing the Latvian woman’s hockey team with their goaltender Okrap Deyskoragen. Doughty, Frolov, Smyth and Stoll had their way with the defenders. Simmonds ran a night train on their… Read More ›

Because I’m excited. Kings’ hockey is back baby! Just a shade over 3 hours to go until the pucks drops on the rest of this magical ride of a season. Mr. Hammond posted some line combos: Smyth-Kopitar-Brown Frolov-Handzus-Stoll Clune-Richardson-Simmonds Ivanans-Cliche-Moller… Read More ›

Before some of you have a heart attack, I have not written that Raffi Torres has been traded to the Kings. He hasn’t and perhaps he won’t but as I look at available players, I keep coming back to him… Read More ›

The following article was contributed by guest writer, Howard Roark. First of all, congratulations go to the nation of Canada. Not only did they earn an inspiring win in what was perhaps the most important, and greatest, hockey game ever… Read More ›

I received an interesting story from Jake, who was from Hudson, Wisconsin (the same hometown as our defenseman, Davis Drewiske, aka “Whiskey”) and was a year younger than him in high school. Jake tells the following story about Whiskey: After… Read More ›

This pie tastes like crap. One of the most exciting games I have ever seen. Heart-throbbing for 67 minutes. On the bright side, time for Kings’ hockey! And all our boys are coming home safe and sound. This picture is… Read More ›

Prior to the Olympic games, the International Ice Hockey Federation ranked the men’s top 3 Olympic hockey teams as Russia, Canada, and Sweden. But hockey is not played on paper and the IIHF’s experts cannot measure heart. Heart is why… Read More ›

Sunday shall be a glorious day, as the USA steps on the ice for the second consecutive day of unrest against host Canada to play for the Olympic gold medal. I know this script. Read it. Liked it. Saw the… Read More ›