069 - School ExcusesThese are school excuses from the Hartford School System. The teachers
in one of the schools got together and made up the list of actual excuses from
their students.

Dear School: please accuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30,
31, 32, 33, and also 34.

Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

I had to keep Willie home because she had to go Christmas shopping, because I
didn't know what size she were.

Please execute John for being. It was his father's fault.

Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by ver close veins.

Chris could not come to school cus' he had an acre in his side.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Execute Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

My sone is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please
execute.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt
on the growing part.

My daugher was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend
with the Marines.

Please execute Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree
and misplaced her hip.

Please excuse Ray Friday from schook, he hav very loose vowels.

Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and soar
throat. Her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the
best either, sore throat, had a low grade fever and ached all over. There
must be a flu going around. Her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse Blanche from Jim today. She is administrating.

Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday, he had the fuel.

Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.