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Which Princess Bride Character Are You?

Jody Mabry

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About This Quiz

"The Princess Bride" is one of the most popular, and also one of the best movies of all time. If you haven't seen this movie, then go see it now and come back to do this quiz when you know what I am talking about when I say, "Anybody want a peanut?" There are many things that made this movie amazing, from the writing to the acting, to the setting. It truly is a fairy tale come to life, but there is no doubt that one of the best things about "The Princess Bride" is the amazing characters.

First, there is Buttercup, a beautiful farm girl who was taken away from her true love, Westley, also known as the Dread Pirate Roberts. Then there is Inigo Montoya, author of the quote, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." And his friend Fezzik, who was unforgettably played by Andre the Giant. There were also unforgettable bad guys, such as the despicable Count Rugen, as well as the conceited and ridiculous Vizzini. And don't forget the grandfather telling the story or the grandson that was drawn into it.

There were so many amazing characters. Take this quiz to find out which you would be.

How would you describe your current work position?

A stepping stool

A little demeaning

My company couldn't function without me

Ultimately, I'm a "yes" man

How quickly do you make decision?

Impulsively fast

I take my time

I don't make decisions anymore

I can make a quick decision, I just let others think it was their decision.

How well do you implement your decisions?

Sometimes they work out, sometimes they don't. The important thing is I made a decision.

I told you, I don't make decisions anymore!

I am very good at implementation

Honestly. Not very well.

When confronted with an obstacle what do you do?

I face it full charge!

I am usually the obstacle

I am not the type of person who comes across obstacles

I'll measure my options, then make a quick decision on the best route to take.

Who do you love most?

My one true love, and I will do anything for them

My parents

Myself

Someone I lost

What kind of personality would your horse have?

Brave and honorable

Calm and strolling

He bites

Unpredictable, but brave

What kind of house did you grow up in?

Shack

A quaint cottage

A country estate

A carny train

What kind of home will you retire in?

A cabin on a lake

A jail cell.

A mansion

A nice home in the suburbs

What plant best describes you?

Rose plant

Daisy

Poison Ivy

Thron bush

What is your favorite travel destination?

A nice cruise anywhere

A castle bed and breakfast

Deep deep in the woods

A sports tournament

What is your favorite pet?

Shrieking Eels

Horse

Falcon

A big bumbling giant

In a fight, how well do you do?

I slap and struggle

I'm quick with my fists

I only throw thought out punches, and am more defensive

I bull-rush the other person

What's your best attribute?

Ability to get things done

Quick wit and honor

Charm and grace

Perseverance

How often do you shower?

Rarely, but I have a naturally attractive scent

Daily, sometime twice a day

At least once a week, when I'm not busy

Not until I can smell my B.O.

What kind of environment do you feel the most comfortable?

Bright and cloudless

Overcast and warm

Cool

Stormy

Is it okay to lie?

I tell white lies to protect those I love

Ah, yes, part of the job.

Only to the masses, to protect your true identity

Never! I am too honest

What is your favorite form of arts?

Ballet

Water color

Dark photography

Ceramics

What do you eat for breakfast?

I'm too busy for breakfsat

Yogurt, cheese, and fruit.

Steak and eggs

Something that comes in red or white

How many loves have you had in your life?

One true love

Only one, but I've had practice

I've never loved

Many along the way, but none that last

What's your weapon of choice?

Wit

My significant other

A six-fingered slap

My sword

How do you work out?

Equestrian

Mountain climbing

Lots of cardio

Single person sport like tennis or fencing

What time of the year were you born?

Summer

Spring

Winter

Fall

What is your favorite dessert?

Crumpets with strawberry jam

Steak

Buttermilk pie

Anything I can find

What is your worst injury?

I've had them all

A broken heart

Broken bone

Stabbing

What is your diet plan like?

I eat three small meals a day

Seafood only

I snack throughout the day as time allows

I eat what I can find

What would your ancient profession be?

Crusader

Princess

Warrior for hire

Pirate

Who is your best friend?

I am a loner

An elderly senile aquaintance

My Subordinates

A big oaf

What kind of road do you prefer to travel?

A highway

I stick to the waterways

hidden paths

Roads less travelled

How well do you sleep?

In very short naps

Like a tired baby

A few hours at night with a nap in the afternoon

I pass out for a day after drinking

What's your favorite holiday?

Valentine's Day

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Labor Day

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