Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

For most of his career, Greenwald appears to have been little more than a legal gadfly and rhetorically unhinged opponent of the war on terror and the Bush administration. In between, however, he did find the time to defend white supremacist Matt Hale, ostensibly, as it always is in such cases, on first amendment grounds, gain the rare distinction of writing a book so brilliant it had to be published by a phone company, and write in praise of himself under a series of assumed names.

For future reference, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that pounding this harshly on Greenwald is the fastest way onto my blogroll.