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If men ruled the world

- Nodding and looking at your watch would be the new way to say, "I love you"
- When your wife needed to talk to during a game she would appear in a little box in the corner of your TV screen during a time out.
- Tanks from the army would be far easier to rent
- Instead of beer belly, you would get beer biceps
- Instead of an expensive ring, you could give your wife a giant foam hand that says ur #1
- Valentines day would be on February 30th so it never happened or maybe the 29th, so it only happened every 4 years.
- Telephones would automatically turn off after 30 seconds of conversation.