According to street people in San Francisco, I bear a significant resemblance to Kenny G, Tiny Tim, Howard Stern, or John Lennon. Yeah, really, Tiny Tim—for some reason, black guys say this all the time.

Okay, now I think their system is just random. How can I simultaneously match Candice Bergen, Brendan Fraser, Cary Grant, Robert Redford, Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Denver and Ringo Starr? WTF?