I wish when we dug out Akshak in 7 million years before anybody else saw him/her i would put a crown on him/her,a gun,a dildo up his/her bum and 2 cats in bikinis next to him/her just so when it comes on the news you get a giant "WTF" caption.

Granted, you have the most skill and knowledge of every single class, raid, PVP sequence, pet battles, EVERY aspect of the game. But your desktop breaks and you're forced to play WoW from an old overheated labtop with no mouse that lags like a bitch, so your skill is lost because your hardware sucks.

And if that doesn't work you get into a tragic accident where a small car that fit 24 clowns into it has a high density and runs over and crushes your hands s you can't play.

I wish you could threaten and plot against people and they couldn't arrest you (in USA).

I wish you could threaten and plot against people and they couldn't arrest you (in USA).

Granted, I am plotting against you as we speak..... Soon Blueobelisk, very soon....... Soon, you will know what it is like to be truly raped and dominated =) (Sarcasm if anyone doesn't notice it)

I wish I could control the minds and bodies of anyone I wished to any degree I wished. That I could force them to do, think or feel what I wanted them to do, even against their will, even if it violated the normal functions of the body. It would really help me out with Blueobelisk and make his submission that much more complete.

Poof. Granted. You start with yourself. But you're caught in a huge net before you can turn anyone into a fish. They throw you on their sail boat and cut you up and then sell you red lobster. There is blood everywhere! but you are only a young fish. If it makes you feel better. A woman has you with butter and shrimp before eating you.

Poof. Granted. You start with yourself. But you're caught in a huge net before you can turn anyone into a fish. They throw you on their sail boat and cut you up and then sell you red lobster. There is blood everywhere! but you are only a young fish. If it makes you feel better. A woman has you with butter and shrimp before eating you.

I wish I had a pet dino who'd eat people I didn't like.

Granted, but you turn emo and hate yourself, so the dino eats you too.

I wish I had a psycho serum that turned me into a monster like The Incredible Hulk!

Granted but the CIA picks you up and decides to kill you so they can perofrm tests on you. When yo die you're magic fails and they realize wha a horrible mistake they made.

I wish. I could have the power of

THOR

Granted, you have Thor's power but your body lacks the capacity to handle it so the moment you try and use it, the lightning electrocutes you to death.

I wish full time hours were reduced to 12 hours a week and minimum wage was set to 15% above the actual cost of living in the area you in given the new full time and companies could not outsource or anything to get around these rules as they were globally enforced. Also, that the cost of living was equalized for every area so there would be no point in outsourcing anywhere anyways.

Granted, all wages are set at 15% above the cost of living as of right now, but due to inflation prices on everything rise and you soon have to work atleast 10 hours per day 5 days per week to be able to affort living.