The Morgan Taylor

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Missing since the day after Thanksgiving in 2000, Morgan Taylor
has not been seen around 1027 Winding Way in White House, Tennessee
to this day.

"What befunckles me," says
Billy-Bo-Bob Brain (the White House assistant to the deputy
maintenance engineer in charge of podiatric surface protection
at the White House police substation #6 , "is that when
we'all tried to locate the next of kin(?), they wasn't there
neither!"

Billy-Bo-Bob Brain goes on to say,
"It's like they'all just got in their cars and driveded
em away! When I looks inside, there was that black umbrella,
the one he used to so lovingly beat his little pet black bear
with, standing up in the corner next his favorite chair."

"An another thing," said Mr. Brain, "They
had just changed out all their furnishins 'cause they was
all this new stuff there!

Part III

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