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"No weapons or alien tech beyond this pointOur opinions of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are mixed at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. There are those who are not enamored. For instance, this Facebook status update from one of our biggest Marvel fanboys, preceded more...

Wash Your Hands of This ChoreWe've taken some of our most popular shirts and bundled them together to provide you with an entire extra week of laundry-avoidance for your torso. You're going to have to deal with the pants and underwear situation on your ow more...

And Justice (League) for all.A lot of people think Superman is the most American of all superheroes, but that's just not true. Think about it: Batcopter, Batmobile, Batarang, etc. Batman is the most American because he knows how to merchandize! Show your more...

"Schooled by a six-year oldAs adult (or almost adult) geeks, we consider it part of our duty to educate the younger masses who tend that way in The Ways of The Geek. Guide them. Nurture them. So this past weekend, t-shirt girl was visiting with her colleg more...

We're sorry, Heisenberg, but your methylamine is in another labIn Super Mario Bros. 2 , magic potions allow the player to go to go through a door to Subspace to find gold coins and mushrooms. Yep. That's pretty much how they work in Breaking Bad , too. Mi more...

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"We're gonna need a bigger cookie jarDid you realize Cookie Monster has opposable thumbs? Opposable thumbs are important for getting into challenging store-bought dessert packaging and for opening the cartons of milk needed to wash down said cookies. They more...

"What more could you want, people?You know, the entire fifth season could have been 80s movies redone Archer-style, and we would have been okay with that. At least based on the awesomeness that was the Top Gun trailer for season five. Sterling Archer in h more...

Wakka wakka doctaIn a lot of ways, an episode of Doctor Who is like a game of Pac-Man. The Doctor follows a seemingly orderly progression of data collection while avoiding the bad guys and then suddenly warps sideways through some tunnel of space or time more...

"Let's Party 4EVA!If you saw The LEGO Movie , we probably just got this song stuck in your head again. Sorry about that. Except we're not, of course, because it's AWESOME. And infectious. And airborne. So... good luck with that. LEGO minifig Emmet stands more...

Wicket!Ewoks. Either you love them or you hate them. Since you're on this page, we're gonna assume you're in the former camp. But since not everybody is, you might want to carry a spear with you while you're wearing this, in case you have to defend the ho more...

"Message from the home planetSometimes we wonder if Penny from The Big Bang Theory would benefit from a translator when talking with Sheldon. Or vice versa. Of course, that's sort of what Leonard is. So never mind. There's one already built-in. Sheldon's more...

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"We few, we happy fewWhose idea was it to make smart "uncool?" Some dimwit, we'll wager. Somebody who reads books only because they're assigned. Somebody who has higher bowling scores than SATs. Somebody who thinks "rooting" has something to do with the g more...

Goonies never say die!It's rumored that a hidden treasure map exists in Astoria, OR. It's told that it leads through dangers untold, through hardships unnumbered, through the caverns underneath a discarded seafood restaurant, and eventually to One-Eyed Wi more...

"Were You There?Of course, the three Doctors this shirt refers to are the three stars of the 50th anniversary episode, "The Day of the Doctor," the War Doctor, the Tenth Doctor, and the Eleventh Doctor. Were you part of the audience that earned Doctor Who more...

"Spoiler alert?"Hail, Hydra! Immortal Hydra! We shall never be destroyed! Cut off a limb, and two more shall take its place! We serve none but the Master - as the world shall soon serve us! Hail Hydra!" - The Hydra Oath from Strange Tales #135 (Aug. 1965) more...

"You wouldn't like me when I'm sweatyHulk's shorts are awesome. Or, rather, Bruce Banner's pants are awesome. They manage to stay in place and mostly intact despite his body growing several sizes. Heck, if we eat a piece of cheesecake we have to loosen ou more...

"Wear the shirt, and you don't need a signLeonard: Yes! For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a "sarcasm" sign every time I open my mouth? Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign? Leonard: No, I do not have a sarcasm sign. - "The Big Bran Hypothesis" The more...

Geek Maxim #1As seen on MythBusters!Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a re more...

"It's all good in the hood.When we launched our Ladies' Hooded Pullover with Thumb Cuffs , the gents in the audience said, "Hey! What about us?" This is the dudes' version of that same shirt. Well, there are a some differences: this is straight cut (with more...

"Did someone say "chimichanga"?Enhanced healing factor is one of the lamer superpowers if you ask us. Basically, your super power kicks in once all the rest of the folks have used theirs against you. So, yeah, maybe you can live through the unsurvivable, more...

"This is who I am.Everyone's brain is wired in a unique way. It's what makes you YOU. And your mind is our favorite part of you. It's what makes you our smart masses. So here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we're all about embracing the differences in n more...

"A shadow of what it once wasNight gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the more...

"Genesis does what Nintendon'tIn the Sega forums, they posted a poll to find out what everyone's favorite SEGA controller was. Almost half the votes went to the Dreamcast's controller, but the original Genesis controller took a respectable 24% of the vote more...

"Zombey the Bear says...We live in dangerous times. There are all sorts of dangers - biological, chemical, social. If one stupid human makes one stupid mistake, we could have the apocalypse on our hands in mere days. If you miss the signs, if you have you more...

"Zombies are not second-class citizens!At the most basic, zombie rights advocates believe that the living-challenged deserve the same treatment as we afford to living beings. Just because their desires are more focused now doesn't mean that they shouldn't more...

For all your Punishing workouts The Punisher is a lot like some people we meet when we're working out. He's got one goal. Getting to it is going to be painful, and that's the way he likes it. He's dedicated. Focused. He doesn't care what other people thin more...

Vengeance is sweetTimmy, our spokesmonkey, had a harsh meeting with reality when this Punisher shirt came in to our warehouse. That skull emblem seems... familiar somehow. The contours... the round little cheekbones. OMG. That's a monkey skull! Hey, Frank more...

Holy shirt, Batman. Bruce Wayne is ripped. When he wears t-shirts (always black, because it looks cool), he tends to get them ripped, too. And what does it look like when his shirts get ripped? Probably something like this shirt. Wear it, and you'll spend more...

"You see a large wooden door. You open it.You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light above you more...

Work out Star Wars styleThis shirt reminds us of a perfect summer day circa mid-1980s. A cloudless blue sky is above us and we just made our own rainbow using the garden hose. Back then we'd chase each other around the backyard, pretending that we were Re more...

Congratulations on your purchase of a YT-1300!The Corellian Engineering Corporation - what they're best known for is a tiny forgotten light-stock freighter - the YT-1300. You might not know the model number, but perhaps you've heard of the Millennium Falc more...

The Way of the Metal WarriorWould it be easier or harder to live the way of the samurai if you were a robot? Would you be practicing bushido if duty, honor, and loyalty were programmed into you or is free will required for the lifestyle to be meaningful? more...

From ThinqueGeek MercantileMaybe you're into the whole DIY bit of the Steampunk movement but you're not quite ready to replace your ribs with copper tubing and your lungs with bellows. That's where we come in. We've made a Steampunk cosplay t-shirt that l more...

"Dis Particle Has a Flavor. Is Toona.You know how your cat pounces on something for absolutely no apparent reason? Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, and then out of the blue you see your cat flying off the turnbuckle (sofa) delivering one little furry elbow d more...

Faster than a speeding bulletIn cartoons, sometimes the characters move so fast leaving a room, that all that's left is a smoky version of their form. That's what this shirt made us think of: Superman leaving a room so fast (because he can) that all that more...

Wings of FreedomWhen you join the Survey Corps / Scout Regiment, you know you might not come home. You'll get to see the world outside, but you might get to see a little too much of it a little too close for comfort. And if you don't make it we can't guar more...

"Dangling MattifierThe BBC was very tight-lipped about the 50th anniversary episode beforehand. Some of our few sneak peeks at "The Day of the Doctor" were provided by the location shot in Trafalgar Square. It's hard to miss Matt Smith dangling in the air more...

"Everybody's going to want your brainsAfter four long years of shambling to class barely alive, you've done it! There were moments where survival wasn't guaranteed. Cramming at the last minute. Late night parties at Zeta Zeta Zeta. All night study session more...

"Whose side are you on?It ain't all fun and games being Captain America. You gotta figure out what this "disco" thing is. Also thai food. And sometimes you gotta make hard decisions about your friends who may not be your friends any more. Captain America' more...

"Also, don't look in a mirrorYou know, occasionally we think the Weeping Angel's form of time travel wouldn't be so bad - sending people to the past. Sure, we'd miss all you guys, but there are a lot of periods in throughout history where we think we just more...

Better than the Triwizard TrophySince the Triwizard Tournament is far from a regular occurrence - at this rate occurring every 200 years or so - it is unlikely that the average witch or wizard will ever get to compete in it as champion. If you were unable more...

"Unicorn Parties are Epic!There are some times when our Bounty Program makes us really, really happy. This is one such instance: Last night my eldest child said to me "There are no unicorns, Mom; only ponies in party hats." I need a "Unicorns are ponies i more...

I am your... trainerUnless you're a Stormtrooper, if you live in the Star Wars universe you probably spend a lot of your time in flowy things easily caught in mechanical devices like paper shredders or rogue droids. Time to pick up something a little more more...

We are Venom When choosing a symbiote you find in space, you have a couple choices. If you have Trill blood, you could be joined with a symbiont that will give you the memories of multiple lifetimes. Or you could don Venom's black suit, which will make yo more...

Building Better WorldsPlanets formerly inhospitable to man -- now safe places for families to live. Through our advanced terraforming technologies, Weyland-Yutani Corporation has opened up the universe to humanity. Do you love researching the unknown? Are more...

"The more you know...In case of zombie apocalypse, the most important thing is to know what you're working with. Identify your tools and figure out what type of undead you're up against. You might be prepared to tear a zombie in half with a machine gun. E more...