I cried

This ****** tried to say that i stay on the interwebz for days at time. So i cried

Stranger: hi
You: i smell bacon
Stranger: i fucking talked to your creepy ass last night
Stranger: dont you have anything better to do'?
Stranger: how many hours a day do you spend an the internet?
You: sorry sir
Stranger: are you at work right naw'?
You: but you have mistaken me tar someone else
You:. imjust an innocent child