Brooklyn College Exiles NYPD Cops To The Only Broken-Down Bathrooms On Campus

Sometimes finding a good shitter on campus is next to impossible. Sure, you’ve got your decent go-to spots; the ones that are centrally located, not totally rundown and the toilet paper is a slight upgrade over ripping out a piece of notebook paper to run across your ass. On the Brooklyn College campus, however, those who protect and serve are likely going to be shit out of luck after the school’s director of public safety asked the NYPD officers to use the farthest, most broken down bathrooms on campus.

While Wenz said all of the school’s restrooms were technically open to cops, the college prefers they stick to those in the isolated West End Building, “rather than walking across either quad to use the bathroom.”

A visit by The Post to the first-floor men’s room in the WEB — located past the school’s tennis courts and next to its athletic field — revealed a broken toilet with a hideously stained seat and an “OUT OF ORDER” sign taped to the door of its stall.

There was also a total lack of soap and paper towels.

A junior who’s majoring in psychology and who gave his name as Abe said it was far and away the worst place to go on the campus, which is part of the City University of New York system.

“The bathroom is horrendous,” Abe said. “You can only wash your hands in one of the sinks because the other two are broken.”

Abe knows his shit. He’s clearly seen some shit. Abe obviously knows where to shit (and won’t even shit in WEB). I’d even venture to say that Abe IS the shit. Go Abe!

I enjoy Donald Wenz’s, the school’s director of public safety, use of technically. I mean, “technically” this is a dry campus. And “technically” this is a non-hazing fraternity. And “technically” you didn’t have to shove that beer can up your ass sideways, but what makes for the better story, honestly? Exactly.

This kind of hostility towards cops and where they drop their deuces is a bit surprising. It appears some of the students are still a little pissed off after the department went all “21 Jump Street” on the school’s Muslim community. The same female officer who did that is credited with nabbing two women allegedly plotting an ISIS-inspired attack in New York. But yeah, fuck the cops.

Did I even mention that another student is drafting up a petition to ban cops from campus entirely? Cause that’s a thing, and it’s got some support. Seriously.

Object of the day has an ass that begs for anal and I will help myself. Object of the day has a chest that would look better with a load on it and I will provide the load. 10/10 would use the same bowling ball grip that I used on sigmanus mom. Any questions, peasants?

You call yourselves “educated” college students? I don’t think so.
How stupid can you be? With all these mass shootings, rapists and muggers running around, and let’s not forget terrorist attacks going on, you’d think police presence would be welcomed on your campus.
Also, for all you students that are here (from other countries), getting a FREE education …. Go back home if you don’t want our FREE protection!
DON’T DIAL 911 when something goes horribly wrong.