“Fetch” is still a thing, but so is “Schquillz.”

And last but not least, Regina actually imparts some important wisdom.

Regina: Don't apologize for things that aren't your fault. And never apologize for being a boss.

Mean Girls on Broadway

In conclusion: the musical version of Mean Girls is truly fetch, and it’s officially open on Broadway now. You can buy tickets here, enter the digital lottery here, and pre-order the cast recording here.