I just wanted to gather some of the good, valid reasons to re-elect President Obama all in one place. No particular order.

•Because someone said ‘Etch-a-Sketch’ in some context.
•Because Mitt Romney used to work for a private equity firm, which is not ok.
•Because that guy killed Trayvon Martin.
•Because Mitt Romney paid the amount of taxes he was legally required to pay, and not more.
•Because ‘under’ President Obama, we have come out of a recession, bottomed out, and (perhaps?) begun an economic turnaround in a mind-bogglingly quick 3 years or so. (I think prior recessions have all lasted several centuries, at least, so mad props to Obama for this stellar achievement.)
•Because Georgetown University doesn’t necessarily want to buy birth control pills for one particular well-coiffed, upper-class white woman who will probably be making $150k+ pretty soon.
•Because Rush Limbaugh called that woman a bad name.
•Because the preceding two things means there’s a ‘war on women’.
•Because of all the Romney flip-flops, as tantalizingly hinted at in a hilarious youtube video premised on a 10-year-old Eminem song that doesn’t actually really show any flip-flops per se.
•Because of the Osama bin Laden assassination (i.e. because President Obama didn’t prevent it from occurring).
•Because various Hollywood celebrities really want him to be and think those who don’t are stupid idiots.