Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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Saturday, 29 September 2012

Slog It Blog, I Been Sicky Icky!

I have had the Sicky Ickies and we went to the dawgtor.

First we had ‘The Barf Puddle Incident’ and then last week I did aPuddlesand became very ill. To quote
Puddles I would say, “I was
POISONED! Sorry, mum says I is bein' a drama queen...whatevers!” In fact I felt
like, well not myself. First we had the icky sicky and then we had sicky icky
with blood for extra dramatic effect. We rushed over to the dawgtor and then I
was dragged howling and kicking into the evil torture chamber. There the nasty
Dr.Frankenstein shoved the sticky thing up my butt and I was none too pleased I
can tell you. Oh the shame of it. Then if that wasn’t bad enough they stuck me
with a needle which as Frankie would say was a 87 gazillion inches long. Just
because I was brave and didn’t yelp the cruel man did it again and then once
more. Three times he jabbed me I will have you know. Not once, not twice but
THREE TIMES. Then he turns to my peeps and starts talking all kinds of mumbo
jumbo. By now I am really vexed and giving him the evil eye. I have only one
evil eye on him as the other is looking at the treat jar. The cheek of it after
spending monies which amounts to the GDP of a small nation did I get a treat I
hear you ask? Not on your Nelly. Well by now I am just about to have a mammoth
Diva Hissy Fit when I heard the words ‘Chicken N Rice’. Yep from now on it was
‘Chicken N Rice’ three times a day. That
made my day I can tell you. So last week comprised of lots of naps, lots of
spitting out of tablets and ‘Chicken N Rice’. As for the poison an
investigation is underway as I write. I told you the park can be a dangerous
place. Have you ever felt not like yourself? I am well now but the problem of the
poison grass is still a mystery.

With Halloween coming up we have opened the
Spooky Gallery (last tab on the right). To join just pop over to Mollie & Alfieleave a comment asking to be Spookified and they will
showcase the Phantom Booth each day. We will then post them on our Spooky
Gallery which will be updated daily with the newest entries first. Let’s get in
the mood for Halloween pups and kits!

Thank goodness you have made a full recovery from that poopy episode! Whew.A few years ago, I had a similar episode (and with my long white fur, you can just imagine the amount of washing Mommy had to do) and was given THREE awful jabs too! The first two, I could still tolerate but the third one really made me (and Mommy) very upset. Mommy thinks it was probably from the freshly opened food which she eventually returned to the supplier.

I JUST WENT OVER TO THE GALLERY OF GHOSTS and I saw him......MY DREAM BOY BALZIBUB! woooooooo....eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!

Well my dear Miz Molly, you have undergone QUITE a FRIGHT chez le medecin...what an evil mind, poking you with that long and cold instrument! But you did get something good out of this....CHICK-N-RICE! Be well my beautiful little Molly girl...and I suspect you have your sources at Molly Media on the trail, the PARK TRAIL to investigate the mystery of the grass! Get that Sherlock Holmes on the case, would ya?

OK, CHICKEN & RICE, you could have stopped there, and left out all the NEEDLE stuf, I almost faited, from now on stick to the grass at home and the Treet rats. Hope you get well by Monday and can resume your normal activities.

Oh no, Molly, not the ickie sickies. We are so sorry to hear this. Phantom has the ickie sickies all the time now, or so it seems. No fun with those needle pokes and the yucky pills. But chicken and rice isn't so bad, is it?

Did you say the PHANTOM booth - how cool - our Phantom is thrilled. We hope to make an appearance too.

Sorry to hear you've been SO sick and even sorrier to hear they got you with the thermometer!! Yikes!! They tried that with me the other week but my dodging techniques are second to none and I body swerved it every time - if you need some tips for the future let me know!!

I hope you're all good again buddy - I'm trying not to look at the pics with both eyes cos they're really scary!! :)

Sorry to read that you have been so ill and you had to go to the Doggy Doctor!..do hope you are feeling much better now. (incidentally, mum was told by a friend that recently some kids have been putting Anti-Freeze into dog water bowls outside of shops in the local town!!...they make sure I never drink from them now, although I have to say I am pretty fussy when it comes to water purification!).

Oh honey! Sorry to hear you were under the weather. Humphrey had got into a whole bag of treats one day while we were out, and that night his tummy was a rumblin' That's no fun!! Hope you're feeling much better now. Brando, Humphrey, Ziggy and CoCo are sending you some healing nuzzles, and puppy kisses.

First of all, get well soon. Your post is soooo funny, I kept laughing and forgot I ought to be sympathetic to your icky sicky, as you put it. I love this spookified idea but have been having trouble viewing Mollie and Alfie's blog, it just wont load properly. Will trybagain later. I like how your one evil eye was on the treat jar, very smart!!!! And i am fully updated with the gnome storyline now, yippie!!!!

So sorry that you were sick too; so glad you're feeling better!The Dude (puppycat) had 3 vet visits, 3 shots & 3 X-rays in the last 2 days. He also spits out pills & liquid medicine. He looked like he was getting ready for Halloween early, the right side of his face was so swollen. Luckily he looks & feels much better today.

Howdy Molly, sorry you have been sickie. Three needles and no treats!!!! Lucky your Vet gave the chicken and rice suggestion otherwise you would have had to give him the flick. Hope you're better now sweetie pie. Oooh that last picture gave us the heebie jeebies. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Molly, I am so sorry you've been sick and even sorrier that you had to have three jabs! I hope all that chicken and rice has helped you forget the indignities you suffered at the evil torture chamber. Is it my imagination, or are there way too many sick pups in the blog world right now? Get well soon!

Molly I am so sorry that you had the sickies! Did you see any suspicious squirrels around that might have slipped something into your food?? I hope you are all better and I love chicken and rice, so that part is ok. I have one of those Frankenweenie things that Mommy did on Facebook for me. She made me look all scary, like that could ever happen. It is fun to look scary sometimes though.

Molly I am sorry I am late with this post so i do hope you are feeling better. Chicken and rice sounds very good for the tummy! Its hard for our moms to hide pills in chicken soup isn't it! My mom said she should buy stock in the vets office and she wuld be rich by now and could quit her job whatever that means...stay well stella rose