I thought Val Kilmer did an alright job as Batman, and I actually liked the bits with Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones. They had a neat kind of comedy duo chemistry going on. You know, if you forget what characters they were supposed to be playing or who Batman is. Plus it’s not nearly as bad as Batman and Robin. Poor George Clooney had to win me over after seeing that piece of trash, which was no small feat. O Brother, Where Art Thou? is what made me like him, in the end.

If you like Clooney now, DO NOT watch “The American”. That is a critically-acclaimed movie where absolutely nothing – including dialogue – happens for the first 15 minutes or so. And then there’s some boobs. And then some people get shot. The end.