The House of Cheese Guarantee

We guarantee that all products bought from The House of Cheese are manufactured to a standard - it's just not a very high standard. The metal bits of the badges do actually seem to be quite well made but this was an accident. We can absolutely guarantee that the subject of the badges is as obscure as f**k, that the graphics are shoddy and, in many cases, miss-aligned and that the component parts may explode if exposed to a nitrogen based atmosphere. You'ld have to be mental to waste your money on this s**t. Happy shopping!