JOKE OF THE DAY

5-finger discount

Slashes prices

Published: 05/23/2014 at 6:22 PM

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

The policeman was interviewing the man whose store had just been robbed.

“It’s bad,” said the owner, “but it’s not as bad as it would have been if he’d robbed me yesterday.”