"It's not always about winning, Waffle. It's about beating the other losers!" - Mr. Blick

"Well, Waffle, I hope you've learned something from all this." - Mr. Blick
"I have, Mr. Blick. I guess I should just be myself and not who others want me to be." - Waffle
"But, laddie, no one wanted you to be a dog." - Gordon
"Oh, well I guess I didn't learn anything then. Splee!" - Waffle