That raises a question, which causes the most heart attacks amongst conservatives? Some major shit (read: trumped up non-story) somehow hitting the fan every day on conservative news outlets like fox news and scaring them lifeless, or the reservoir of hate that many stockpile in droves just incase they met an Atheist/Muslim/Homosexual/Democrat/et cetera?

I raise your faux misogyny with this clear cut case of Misandry AND Speciesism. This man is looked down on as a dopey side kick, stereotypically fat man and unintelligent mutt all in one. Barf doesn’t deserve that rap.

I’m most offended by the high school level Photoshop hit job, It’s not really hard to airbrush in a new shadow and make the skin at the “half-cut” look like skin instead of an oval paint swatch with a shitty highlight.

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