THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Sunday, March 4, 2012

HEADLINES 030412

HEADLINES 030412

Sunday is time again for Cranky’s weekly review of stupid headlines and my even stupider sophomoric and sometimes insensitive comments.This week a WHOOP-TEE-DOO will be awarded to the person who submits the best headline comment improvement as judged by….me.

Costa Cruises liner adrift after fire on board – Why would one lousy board being on fire set a great big liner adrift?

Mary Jo Buttafuoco remarries in Las Vegas– I’m guessing this was not a shotgun wedding. (GIYP)

Vermont woman asks judge to ban Town Meeting prayer – If this is a big problem in Vermont, I just gotta move there.We have real problems in New Jersey!

Second Birth Control Pill Recall in Month – Big deal, they sell millions and millions, and only 2 frickin pills are defective.Why is this news?

Medical Journal Advocates Killing Newborns – Journal states it is “simply preventative medicine.Once killed, these kids never get sick!”

Son won't evict 98-year-old mom from Connecticut home – When his lawyer advised eviction would take over six months the thoughtful son decided, “I can wait.”

Students protest valedictorian's deportation order– Immigration officials assert deportation of honor student who hoped to attend Harvard and become a heart surgeon is necessary in order to make room for drug dealers and murderers entering the country illegally every day.

Unnecessary cancer treatment in men on the rise – Study finds elimination of Viagra solves the problem more effectively than cancer treatment!

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I am 70 years old, I have 4 children 45,42,40 and 18;and 5 grandchildren 13-6
. Divorced twice, married three times. I worked on Wall Street for 40 years after graduating from Lafayette College in 1968. I have turned to writing as since retirement I needed something to tell people "What the F*** I do." Published one book "Maybe It's Just Me!" available at Amazon, soon to release my second, "I Used To Be Stupid."
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