Domino's Jumps the Shark

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I don't understand why Subway makes pizza, and I'll never get why Domino's makes sandwiches. Can you imagine a situation where a pizza at Subway sounds like a good idea? Didn't think so. Anyone else remember those KFC commercials from back in the day, when the Colonel asked, "You still buyin' chicken from those burger boys?" The old man had a point. Why were we buying spicy-chicken sandwiches from the same place we got our square burgers? Instead of sticking it to Subway for trying to get into the pizza racket, Domino's decided to play their game. All I'm saying is that the colonel doesn't server burgers. And I trust he never will.