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The top House Republican signaled Wednesday that he hopes the ethics committee will continue its investigation into harassment charges against Eric Massa even though he has resigned from Congress.

“There are an awful lot of questions surrounding the Eric Massa case and his resignation,” House Minority Leader John Boehner told reporters after a meeting of the body's Republican Conference. “And at this point there are a lot more questions than answers, and I would hope that we would get to the bottom with some of these questions.”

Massa, a New York Democrat, appeared Tuesday on Glenn Beck's Fox News show and with Larry King on CNN, where he admitted to a nonsexual tickling session with male staff members.

JOHN BOEHNER HOW SOON YOU FORGOT ABOUT ONE OF THE GOP SEX SCANDALS SO LET ME REFRESH THIS MEMORABLY MOMENT BACK IN TIME!

Republican Sen. Larry Craig was arrested in June for soliciting sex in an airport bathroom, Roll Call reported Monday. According to the police, Craig had "tapped his right foot … as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct." After pleading guilty to a charge of misdemeanor disorderly conduct, the senator paid $575 in fines and fees and was sentenced to a year of probation. But since then, he has said he regrets his guilty plea and that his actions were "misconstrued"—he merely has a "wide stance" when using the toilet.

This incident raises all sorts of questions about cruising signals, congressional privilege, and the logistics of bathroom sex. Here's a roundup of our favorites.

It would not be shocking if Massa also was groping females. There is a rare disorder called: Gropophillia. Its symptoms are an obsession to grope. It is a disease that can be cured by behavior modification. An electric shock sent to the perpetrators private parts has cured the obsession. The disorder is equally shared by heterosexual and gay males,

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Libertarian views represent a generalized opposition to most government control of individual behavior, except for that which involves the use of force or fraud. Libertarians generally believe individuals acting voluntarily alone or with others should decide how to run their lives. Libertarians state that their platform follows from the consistent application of their guiding principle: "mutual respect for rights." The Libertarian political platform is deeply supportive of the concept of individual liberty as a precondition for moral and stable societies. In their "Statement of Principles," they declare: "We hold that all individuals have the right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives, and have the right to live in whatever manner they choose, so long as they do not forcibly interfere with the equal right of others to live in whatever manner they choose."To this end, Libertarians want to reduce the of government (eliminating many of its current functions entirely).

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