My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode

Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm

That's not Lisa!!!

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garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm

Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm

Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!

Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm

Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!

WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm

search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.

WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm

One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.

Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am

"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin

CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am

I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.

WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am

Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.

WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am

Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.

CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm

We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm

Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.

LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:22 pm

BLASPHEMY!!! The Church of Douche is VERY serious bizness! 5L!

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mizzdizz - December 19, 2014, 11:16 pm

Why Miss Priss, I was jus' thinkin she might be good at enjoyin herself a little ole lollypop! LOL!

MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 9:53 pm

OMG...my gutter mind had a reply regarding what she still has to be in the biz & it has nothing to do with talent. No way it would of passed censor. But thanks for an image in my head that will haunt me for the rest of the weekend...teehee.