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ALAN COX

Alan Cox is one of the most highly-motivated crosscut saw enthusiasts in broadcasting. A product of the early 90's Chicago comedy & Blockbuster Video employee scenes, he fell into radio as an intern for WLUP/Chicago. He later hosted local shows in Michigan, Pittsburgh, St. Louis, and Q101 Chicago (R.I.P.), as well as national programs from New York, Boston, Salt Lake City, and Los Angeles.

As columnist for Maniac magazine, he spent six years as a commentator for PBS, and was arena host for the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Chicago Sky. He has hosted live events for Discovery.com, narrated documentaries on the Big Ten Network, and voiced a few national commercials. His comedy albums Alan Cox Sells Out, Ribbed, and Shadyside Bathroom Wall Blues continue to populate east coast cutout bins while also managing to sully eBay's otherwise sterling reputation.

Alan lives in the western suburbs, where he subsists primarily on tequila, peanuts, and apples. He remains unable to swim.

Erika Lauren, a Chicago native, graduated from Columbia College with a degree in Music Business. After graduating, Erika nabbed a spot on MTV's long standing reality show The Real World in Washington, DC. She asks you kindly to not hold that against her, or the fact that she got this job via Twitter message. Erika can verify that, in fact, it does go down in the DM's.

Erika joined The Alan Cox Show on WMMS in 2010 and now serves as on-air talent for 99X and 106.5 The Lake. When she's not unwittingly making suggestive remarks that are later used against her, Erika enjoys hanging out with her squad (#goals), attending local concerts, checking out new hot spots, and cheering on Cleveland sports teams. Erika aspires to entertain people everyday and become Kyrie Irving's best friend, although she swears that's already a thing!

Erika loves Ohio and feels like Cleveland's adopted child. Erika is the self-proclaimed ambassador of the East Bank of the Flats, so you know where to find her on a Saturday night. Well, either there or at home with her husband and two cats because she's basic like that.

In 2004 Bill Squire was just your regular old excommunicated Mormon Missionary trying to find his way through life. He stumbled into a stand-up comedy open mic and years later he has made almost as much money as a middle school science teacher.

Bill has been seen on Comedy Central... but not for a long time. He won a contest that led to a clip of his stand up playing for about a minute during a commercial break. He was a regular cast member on the cult favorite YouTube series Man in the Box, starring opposite Cleveland Comedy Legend and Red Lobster regular Mike Polk Jr. Bill has worked with such famous comedians like Daniel Tosh, Dave Coulier, George Wallace, and doubts any of them remember his name.

In 2008 Bill recorded and released his debut album Sarcasm Bus independently and has sold thousands of copies. In 2011 Bill teamed up with Slow Mutant Productions and filmed his one hour comedy special Just Say Your Jokes which has over 37,000 views on YouTube. In 2013, Bill released Crowded, which reached number eight on the iTunes comedy charts.

Bill was named one of Cleveland Magazine's "Most Interesting People" in January of 2013 but would gladly give up his spot to that RTA bus driver that punched that loud chick.

What's up guys?! The name is Cody Brown, also known by my nickname, Poundcake. I'm the newest addition to The Alan Cox Show, and probably the loudest. I was an intern turned call-screener after Alan snatched me off the mic of my old college radio station, WZIP. As a child being born and raised in northeast Ohio, I had big dreams. I got into radio originally as a backup plan to marrying a wealthy white man twice my age, but now that I'm in it, I actually love it (still waiting on that wealthy white man though).

Hobbies include: watching trash TV, excessive social media use, creating alter-egos for myself, and drinking overly sweetened drinks to get drunk. Phobias: Bugs of any kind, pooping at work, and being ugly. You can catch me at any hotspot around the Rubber City or the CLE, because I'm always down for a few good friends and a good time. Watch out world, this millennial is about to take the broadcasting biz by storm! I'M A BRAND BITCH, I'M A BRAND!!!!

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Email us a photo of you holding an Alan Cox Show sign in front of your face and sporting your best cleavage to alan@alancoxshow.com (no nips please) & we’ll post it in our CLE-vage gallery. [EXAMPLE PHOTO]