Two gentlemen met at the club after a long absence and talked.
"Did you hear about Chumley?", one asked.
"No, old man, what about him?"
"Last seen in Africa, you know."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes. Appalling. Ran off with a gorilla. Fallen in love."
"Queer."
"Not Chumley. Female gorilla."

There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game).
This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.