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Policewoman Follies

I decided to blog about life on the streets as a means to let people enjoy my encounters through a looking glass. Although my profession is often plagued with sorrow and tragedy, it is also full of laughter and pure entertainment.

Seatbelts

Do seatbelts save lives? Yes they do. They also save people from senseless injuries. I see it everyday. Wear them!

My Favorite Movies of All Times

Gran Torino and Forrest Gump will never be bumped off the top list. I don't think you can beat Clint Eastwood these days.

Jake, Police Service Dog, Retired

2000-2010

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Cruisin' Music

Training the new officers is challenging and fun at the same time. I am training officers that are young enough to be my children...YIKES! They laugh at my humor and the kind of music I play in the car. I like several different kinds of music and it depends on my mood what I listen to. However, when I'm in my patrol car I only listen to rap, hip hop, and R & B. Imagine the 20 something officer's reaction when I throw a little 50 Cent or Bone Thugs into the CD player. LOL. They're like, "You listen to this? You like this? That is so cool!" Yep, I'm cool. When I take someone to jail I ask them what kind of music they like and play what they want to hear. If they are a butthead, I play talk radio.

What Music Is Playing In My Cruiser Now

Ray J...All I Feel

50 Cent...All

Snoop Dogg...Malice in Wonderland

Bone Thugs...All

Pretty Ricky...All

Flo Rida...R.O.O.T.S.

Jay Z

Eminem...All

Top 30 pop songs

Oh yeah...Jailhouse Rock..by the GREAT Elvis!

My Views on Women Cops

We are our own worst enemy...women. Yep, we are less accepting, supporting, and encouraging to our women coworkers than the men. Probably because as a woman, you have to prove yourself worthy of the job...to us first. Woman cops don't like sissy cops...male or female. We don't like what we call holster sniffers either...(woman who want to date or marry a uniform). However, once the women cops think a female is worthy, then the support system is there in full swing. Pretty harsh. It's the truth. There are some of us that will start out being supportive, until something proves to us that you are an idiot. And that doesn't mean we are not ladies. Sometimes, ladies, all we have is our brains...don't be a stupid bimbo.

Why Our Moral Society Has Declined

Anyone who works in law enforcement knows that the reason society has become dysfunctional is because of the deterioration of the family structure. Few sit down to a family meal anymore or communicate with their children. People are too busy or too self involved. This is evident from the poverty stricken to the very rich. It takes a community to raise a child, but family comes first.

Why I Like Madea and Tyler Perry

Madea is one of my heroes because everything she (Tyler Perry) does makes me laugh. Tyler Perry movies have a meaning to each one that reminds us all what is good. He should be commended for his work. And...I love Madea...Hell to the Yeah!

Why Cops Like the Pretty Lights

I am sure many people wonder why cops like to drive fast, eat donuts, and turn on their lights. Shiny things...just kidding. Donuts are just good, nothing to discuss there. The lights are pretty (it's the only spotlight we will get) and driving fast is fun. Pretty simple.

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Momma Fargo's Short Lessons of Encouragement

Life is wonderful...all you have to do is show up.Your kids only have one childhood.

Life is always measured backwards, but only lived forward.

Don't talk about it, be about it.

Live byTHE GOLDEN RULE. Treat those as you would want to be treated.

Walk the walk, don't just talk the talk.

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