My name is Mikki Sixx...but you can just refer to me as your "Ultimate Demise." I specialize in fucking you mentally, and once I've succeeded there, I'll fuck you financially.

One look at My sweet, innocent face, and you'll trust that I could NEVER do anything to hurt you. Gaze over My huge tits and your dick will swell. And once that happens, that's where I've got you.

Blue balls equate to a fuzzy mind, so easy to manipulate and control. What are you waiting for? Just buy a clip or two...after all, what could it hurt?

Fuck Allah, You Worship Me

Allah isn't real. But if this fictional creature were real, I would equate it to being nothing more than a useless t u rd. I would have it surrendering to Me in no time. And now it's time for you to do the same. Forget all your stupid muslim ideals because they're now irrelevant. I'm perfection and your life now belongs to Me.