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sleeping on the couch...

So last night the lady and I were talking before going to sleep and she asked me the question that no guy really wants to answer: "is there anything about me that you would change?".

First thing that went through my mind was that it was a trap, because no girl wants to hear "Well, WHERE do I start" and hear a list of the things that annoy me about her... so I just kept saying "nothing, you're perfect" which is a complete BS response as everyone knows.

SHe kept hounding me for some reason and said that I needed to come up with one thing that I would change about her... so, because I wanted her to shut the **** up so I could go to sleep, I said "I wish you were more generous with foreplay"... I said that a bit more directly, but I had to clean it up for message board purposes... anyways, she flipped out on me and "couldnt believe that I would say something like that" even though it was pretty clear that my comment was dripping with sarcasm.

She got so mad that I was sent to the couch for the night. It was especially horrible because it really isnt a couch, it's a 4 foot long love seat. What did the woman expect when she asked a question like that? if I answered honestly she would have likely broken up with me...

So last night got me thinking, what are some of the things that have gotten you sent to the couch for the night? I'm sure there are some pretty good stories out there...

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