10:57 p.m. — On Lafayette Street, a lady guest outstays her welcome. Dispatch can hear her bawling and swearing in the background. The entire company has been on the sauce.

Thursday, Dec. 12

5:59 a.m. — On North Main Street, multiple tires have been slashed.

9:13 a.m. — Broadview Animal Hospital has been given two dud checks totaling over $1,000 by a woman who refuses to pick up her 14-day certified letter from the Post Office.

9:41 a.m. — A driver runs over a gentleman’s foot on the crosswalk outside the courthouse.

11:00 a.m. — A lady whose license is suspended because of her sister’s traffic stop, tries to report the fraud a third time at the station, but again, she cannot wait around long enough to see an officer.

12:17 p.m. — Three bags of cement from a fencing truck fall and break open where Highland meets Main, the driver it seems, didn’t notice at all, but retrieves them before there is rain.

12:50 p.m. — Walmart has a shoplifting case, involving two women, for police to pick up.