Starting Dec. 5, you can kiss the 26-Valencia goodbye. As well as the 20-Columbus (though I'm pretty sure that bus was already a figment of the imagination). The 4-Sutter, 7-Haight, 53-Southern Height and 89-Laguna Honda will all go the way of the dodo.

But don't worry, nobody has the political chutzpah to charge more for parking, which is the SFMTA's friendly way of saying "Get off the bus and into that gas-guzzling car and burn fuel for hours while you look for parking!"

Have any of these moves actually solved the SFMTA's budget mess? Bwahahahahaha!