I don't really want to admit to this one. The TV is on. I AM NOT watching it. There's a film called 13 Going On 30. Don't ask.

Anyway, there was a scene at a birthday party for 13 year-olds and Burning Down The House was being played. A solitary, totally un-kool boy (who I suspect will turn out to be the hero) was dancing to it. The kool cowd ejected the tape and replaced it with Madonna...

Two tonight- Psycho killer playing in a trailer for some new programme, and a question on Celebrity Mastermind. Terry Christian knew who produced a Happy Mondays record in the Bahamas, but he still came last.