This is the part where I'm supposed to put all the interesting facts about myself, right? Sadly, I don't think anything I'd say is interesting. I pretty much have a peculiar and different perception on everything around me; and that's my cool way of saying that I'm odd. I also like to pretend that I know what the hell I'm writing about, and that I am a well versed writer. I really am not, trust me. I'm also not that old, so forgive my immaturity. Oh, and I've actually been on this site since Dec. 20. 2010. but I forgot the email I used and never got it back. Darn.

My name is Cam, by the way. Thanks for asking.

If you're wondering, and you're probably not, my username came from a Skype conversation between my friends and I, when we were making a group project and discovered that we weren't supposed to make an actual website and my friend kept screaming, "this is online, right? This is supposed to be online, right?" And it sort of grew on me.

Not really a writer, and I'm not really a book lover, but I try to weasel in a book or two when I have the chance. I also love angst; mostly because of the emotion moves me, and nonal-canon ships that tortures me cause they're not canon. Yes, I'm odd, deal with it.

I no longer have a twitter account, and have no other accounts in the internet with my name, so if there is another thisisonlineright, it might not be me. But, if it is me, then I'll put the link here, so.

Currently obsessed with Barry and Caitlin of The Flash. Also, Game of Thrones is seriously my spirit animal. Well, Steve and Natasha are, and are constantly consuming my life. So, do Sheldon and Penny, but most of you know that. Same goes with Jon and Daenerys, Laxus and Mirajane, Ichigo and Rukia, Zuko and Katara, Natsu and Lucy, Gray and Erza, and Puck and Quinn. All of those fictional characters will be the death of me.

Note: due to my return to college, I have been ectraordinarily busy and will be on an indefinite leave. Sorry for disappointing all of you.

Ships I sail:

INFO: I'm a fan of those ships that are non-canon, because rules are meant to be broken.

Archive of Our OwnInactive; but when I'm active I upload at the same time and have some that aren't here. If you wanna download my fics (I doubt that anyone would) this website allows you to download it. Seriously, try it out.

What if the Avengers started when they were 17 and not older? What happens when Natasha joins the gang after being rescued from Red Room? Our characters fight evil, fight each other and develop relationships that will be put through the test as they grow together and apart. (Captain America/Black Widow, YES AS A SHIP!)

Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many obstacles, Zuko and Katara realize that whom their hearts truly burn for is one another. Can they love each other knowing they will hurt those that love them? What will become of them when a new enemy appears with a vengeful plot to destroy everything they had worked for to bring peace?

University! and No Superpower! AU - Steve is the king of campus. He's everything every guy in this university wanted to be but a new girl by the name of Natasha Romanoff suddenly came into his life and changed him forever. (Romanogers fic)

Elsa only wanted to protect the ones she loves from the powers she possesses. Little did she know that her worst nightmare would soon come true the moment she realizes she is carrying Jack Frost's child. And what happens when a certain Nightmare King comes back to haunt Elsa and the baby? It's up to Jack to protect his family against Pitch Black's unexpected return.

The time has come for the Dragon Queen's reign, to rule over Westeros. With a child on the way, Dany and Jon attempts to create a new realm in their vision, yet enemies old and new in Westeros threaten their claim to the throne.

"And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you." A collection of 100 different AUs featuring the (romantic/platonic/antagonistic) relationship between Steve and Natasha. Chapter titles will reveal the AU setting. Rating subject to change.

It's their ten year High School reunion and eight years since they last met. Or nine. If they can be civil to each other for seven days, they won't have to see each other in another eight years. Or nine. Or ever. However, many things can happen in one week.

It can begin slow. It can come out of no where. It can be silent. It can be loud. But in the end, they both will know exactly what it is. A series of interconnected one-shots. Laxus x Mira. Spoilers from the manga from chapter 358/359 and on. Rating increased for darker content.

[Barry/Caitlin] About a week ago, in a torrent of lies revealed, unprecedented betrayal and losing a man who had been as close to her as a father, a big chunk of her had gone missing. ONESHOT. COMPLETE. Uncharted 'Verse.

A small twist of fate can change quite a lot about a story. But, in the end, a brother still grieves. A story that looks to offer a different but familiar approach to the story if a certain something had happened differently. Big Hero 6 AU. Movie spoilers will be present as the story progresses. COMPLETED!

Or 5 Times Caitlin Had Sex with Barry & the 1 Time It Meant Something. "She didn't know what series of events culminated in Barry's mood that night, but she did know it began with him pulling the bottle out of her hand and taking a long swig for himself."

A romance, set after the war has been won. Seven years have passed and, along with everyone else, Arya, Daenerys and Sansa must build a new future. Marriage will be part of that, whether they want it or not. This is a story about how they each find love and sisterhood after the war. Arya is first as 'The Reluctant Bride', but their stories are intertwined.

Their world is coming apart all around them. Steve and Natasha struggle to hold onto themselves and each other as everything they thought they knew turns out to be a lie and everyone they thought they could trust betrays them. And as devastating as that is, it's nothing compared to the past coming back to shatter their future. Part three of "Heart of the Storm".

Penny was just looking for a fun night teasing her favorite Whack- a- doodle. Penny was about to get a whole other level of fun. This is my first story on FanFiction. It is a Sheldon/OC story. I plan on adding another chapter to this story. I want to thank my friend and beta QueenSpicy for her support and guidance! On to the show.

Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.

"It's like he's trying to convince himself that she's really there, and she knows that as much as he needs this moment, she needs it too." / Five times Barry hugged Caitlin, and one time they kissed. Snowbarry. One-shot.

Sheldon and Penny's prank war from the Panty Piñata Polarization takes a decidedly interesting turn. This one shot is AR/AU/OOC so if you do not like to deviate from canon pairings, do us all a favor and stick to your ship.

COMPLETED! Elsa Summers and her sister Anna go to Arendelle University in Corona, New York. Elsa, the shy wallflower, is introduced to Jack Frost, the charming, yet overprotective white-haired boy, through her roommate, Rapunzel.(This summery is bad but please read!) (ElsaXJackFrost) (AnnaXKristoff later on) (RapunzleXFlynn) (many other Disney Ships)(rated T just in case)

"A kiss is the result of having found each other." - Anonymous Natasha and Steve start to make out casually, she is teaching him how people kiss in the 21st century. It started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

[Barry/Caitlin] It's been plain for everyone to see since Felicity's first visit. Barry likes Felicity. It's obvious in the way he turns mouthy and incoherent, a trait he actually shares with Felicity, and his usual lack of filter becomes an all-out catastrophe. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

Natasha can hardly stand her new job at the coffee shop, and even less the annoyingly upbeat, big-muscled, and sexy blond man who's apparently a regular. Every morning he comes with the same old order, the same earnest blue eyes… Remind her again why she let Clint talk her into this job? Romanogers AU.

Fairy Tail is the most famous boy band in all of Fiore consisting of four extremely gorgeous and young males. But after their recent 'slacking off', their manager, Hilda, decides to send them to the most strict private school in the country for them to mend their ways for their biggest record deal yet. What awaits these young lads here at Magnolia High? AU [GrayZa, NaLu, LyVia]

he tastes like fire and steel and ash, like a thousand fractured yesterdays. she kisses him harder, long and deep, desperate and damaged, like a promise of tomorrow. - steve/natasha. 5 consecutive one-shots, some longer than others. timeline: post-avengers through post-winter soldier. [edit: the final one-shot has become a multi-chapter concluding arc.] COMPLETE.

There are three months before the Grand Magic Games. The Strauss' group has gone up to the mountains to train, and apparently so have Laxus and the Thunder God Tribe. The two groups decide to train together with the intent of teasing Elfman and Evergreen, only to discover that two more members of their respective quartets may see each other as more than just guildmates. Miraxus

A mission into Crimea leads Natasha back somewhere she never wanted to go again: her past. With Steve at her side, she must battle demons best left to darkness and resist answering the call of those who made her who she was. The only way to protect everything and everyone she loves is to stay the person she has become, no matter the sacrifice. Part two of "Heart of the Storm".

The birth of Daenerys came the moment Jaime Lannister's hand brought forth the death of the Mad King Aerys Targaryen and a decision made by Lord Eddard Stark changed fate of the Targaryen dynasty forever. Hope you'll enjoy it. If you don't recognize the character they're either mine or references of other characters. Disclaimer: I don't own Game of Thrones or it's characters

Natsu and Lisanna have a bad break up, and Natsu can't stop thinking about it. He doesn't eat, sleep or move at all. So, Gray decides it's time for a back-up plan, and places an add in the newspaper: "Babysitting, reward: 20,000J" and Lucy decides to take on the job! -NaLu, GrayZa, maybe something else. Rated T for bad language. [COMPLETE]

{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)

Natasha is like a cat; she takes what she wants from whoever she wants OR Five times Natasha commandeered Steve's bed for her own purposes and one time she made him sleep in hers. Part of the Muscle Mass series

Too busy is the excuse that Steve Rogers gave Natasha as to why he isn't dating. The real answer is that he has no idea how to approach the dating game. Who can he tell about his lack of experience and who can help him? Natasha has a lot of free time and is a modern woman. Who better to teach him the game of love? But will it stay games and lessons or become something more?

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. But whether it by snow or ash, while they fall, we rise. Hearts will be broken, blood shall be split and loyalties divided, but by the blood in our veins, we will take back what is ours. PLEASE REVIEW!

After discovering her brother's plan to marry her off to Khal Drogo, Daenerys flees with her dragon eggs and finds herself prisoner in Winterfell. As time passes she bonds with the Stark children, eventually gaining their trust and finding love with Jon Snow. As the war begins, they find themselves struggling to overcome their greatest adversaries. Discontinued.

A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.

When Jorah Mormont receives word of his fathers dying wish to forgive him of his crimes, Daenerys takes a great risk in traveling across the Narrow Sea, to the Wall where Jorah intends to take the Black. Quietly seeking Northern allies, she may find much more in the brooding Jon Snow. Will fire and ice ignite? Or will she find love in the arms of a traitor?

In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2

Ch. 38 updated. When Inuyasha uses the jewel to become a full demon, it has a tragic outcome. This story touches painful subjects of love betrayed, survival, and redemption. This is a dark, sometimes bitter story for emotionally adult readers who understand that even the best people sometimes lose themselves and the pain of returning to those feelings. In short, it's a love story.

In a world without Leonard and Amy, Sheldon and Penny keep crossing paths in the laundry room. Penny has a sexy plan, and it's up to Sheldon (and the universe) whether it's successful or not. Spoilers for 7x11.

Sheldon cut everyone out of his life after everything he had worked for, dreamed of or stood for was destroyed by his friends two years ago. When he learns that Penny has been hospitalized, he drops everything to return to Pasadena and help her. There's just one problem. Penny hates him.

Someone (I cannot remember who) asked me once what I thought Penny would be like as a mom. As any mom can tell you, it completely changes your world around. So, welcome to a 'verse where Penny has a daughter, and Sheldon doesn't have a chance.

Penny notices something strange is going on with her boys. She had no idea what she was dealing with and what she would learn about Sheldon's unmentionable past. Who knew Sheldon was so diverse? P/S sails here.

Sheldon grows concerned when he notices some changes in Penny's behavior. She's lost that sparkle in her eyes. She's hanging around Howard way too much. And worst of all, she's avoiding him. Major character death. (Sorry I forgot to warn at first!)

Quinn had him and then she lost him, in a minute, in a flash. A year later they travel back to Lima together to celebrate Beth's birthday. Just like they always do, like they have always done. The only difference that his is not hers anymore.

"There are two kinds of people, Mirajane. People like me, and people like you. People like me take what they want without asking. We ruin things with our carelessness, and try to forget our regrets. People like you, well, you never ask because you never take, and never have anything to regret at all." Pure fluff that ends up turning into shameless smut. No regrets.

Rukia is sold by force to a horny orange-haired billionaire, but has no money to repay him and he's not interested in money. Little does she know he's someone from her past who wants to win her over. But the two will find themselves in a much grander game than what they bargained for. Warning: Very Explicit Lemons and some violence. OOC

Franziska von Karma is cold, arrogant, competitive, and sometimes just lost. Without resorting to her father's tactics, she is forced to find herself, but not on her own. A number of people soon fall for her well-known intimidating nature as well as her rarely shown affectionate features. Find out how and who will win the heart of this bold prosecutor and if he or she can keep it.

ZKWeek13 - AU Modern: After being dumped on her birthday, Katara tags along on her brother's job to Ember Island. Things start off badly when Sokka's boss, the abdicated Fire Lord Iroh's over-worked nephew thinks he isn't good enough for the job, causing Katara to defend Sokka, leading into an argument in the middle of their very first meeting on that special, little island.

Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.

A Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen Love Story set in the future after the wars.The new Queen and King of Westeros will finally lead and rule the Seven Kingdoms into a time of peace and stability. Spoilers & Deviations from the book and show.

My thoughts on the scenarios if Puck and Quinn had decided to keep Beth. It will mainly focus on Puck and Quinn's relationship, their struggles and triumphs with Beth, and how they learn to be a family. Chapter ideas and plot suggestions are welcomed.

After Howard and Bernadette's wedding, Penny must face some hard truths and do some growing up of her own. Easier said than done. A series of unfortunate events can lead to the most fortunate of outcomes. S/P, L/A, H/B canon compliant.

I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

With graduation & everybody heading to college, Puck thinks he'll end up a Lima Loser...Til he decides to change that by joining the Army. What will he and Quinn do when the stakes are raised, in turn threatening their future?

Captain America isn't afraid of anyone. Except Natasha, with reason. All the Avengers have a respect for her out of fear. What happens when Steve stumbles upon something he wasn't supposed too? StevexNatasha Stesha

It's 1962 and Quinn is supposed to marry the son of doctor. She's supposed to swoon over the big diamond ring and about the thought of having tons of babies. Instead she meets the eye of someone else, someone she's not supposed to feel anything about.

AU. Santana and her Partner in Crime Sebastian lead a life of deception. When one 'assignment' goes desperately wrong, they are forced to question everything they have believed in, including each other.

**ANOTHER UPDATE** Follow Sheldon and Penny's relationship as it grows and evolves. Some are funny, some are serious, some are sad. These drabbles are in no particular order. We all know they belong together.

The line between good and bad had always been rather vague to Santana and when it came to behaving and making good decisions, she wasn't the best. But after a wild night, what happens when you're given a decision you're not ready to make?

A/U based off a prompt given to me on tumblr. Daenerys was born merely days before the rebellion and when she is about to be killed by the Kingslayer's hand Catelyn Stark cuts in and takes the child to be her ward. As she grew up in Winterfell, she formed a strong bond with Ned's bastard son Jon that could mean more than just friendship.

This is the story between two star-crossed lovers whose tragic pasts brings them together. Both were known to terrorize and destroy, but will they find peace in each other or will they kill each other first. I don't own Fairy Tail.Rated M for future lem

A young man struggling to raise his young daughter without her mother. A glamorous starlet confined to a world of complete self absorbency. Over time, both have come to learn a hard lesson, that all that glitters isn't gold. Troypay.

After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?

Sheldon Cooper believes in a multiple dimension and multiple universe theorem. That one change can alert everything. This is the story about what would happen if the books of Mr.Sade and Mr. Sacher-Masoch were accepted. Shenny.

Natasha takes Steve out on a 'practice date' and they end up getting to know each other over lots of vodka! A spin-off from the series SPEED OF LIFE, helps to have read that first. Rated T for mild angst and heavy drinking! Please R&R.

Santana's a lesbian since she's in love with Britney, and Sebastian has a messed up past but he's stil gay. So why is it when they meet, being gay is the farthest thing from their minds? Rating it T, but it's close to M sometimes. Sebtana.

Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.

What Santana least expected in that moment, was to be stood on the streets of New York, with coffee in her bra and Sebastian Smythe smirking down at her after so many years. And in every moment after that, the unexpected kept happening. FF. S/S. T/M.

Sheldon & Penny share WAY MORE than friendship in this sexy adventure that takes them through parallel universes they both encompass, through a machine Sheldon's created-but what happens to them when the machine is messed with before they return?

After being caught in countless match-making attempts courtesy of Mirajane, Lucy wonders why the barmaid flat-out rejects all the guys who try to court her. Miraxus, and hints of other pairings; emphasis on Jerza, and some NaLu/GaLe in the future.

Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.

*COMPLETE* In a world where Ozai wins, the Avatar is dead, their families are gone, all Katara and Zuko have is each other. Living in the South Pole they create a life together until they are forced back to the Fire Nation. M for dialogue, situations.

AU. Penny is an actress and after landing her first movie role she dies in an accident. She's denied into Heaven and must work for St. Peter for four years. Now a guardian angel, her last task is Sheldon Cooper before she can have another chance at life.

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.

Sheldon let Penny walk out of his life, with his unborn child. Now seven years later, Penny returns to Pasadena but she's not alone and Sheldon sees what could have been his, is there still a chance that it could be? I own none of the BBT characters!

The guys participate in a Holiday Fundraiser Bachelor Auction for the university and Sheldon is less than interested. What happens when he's actually got a winning bidder? Just a sweet, one shot fluff for the holidays. R&R and ENJOY IT! Very Shenny!

It's an unusual quiet night at Fairy Tail, Mirajane is lonely by herself so she accepts an invitation from Laxus. However, sparks fly as the night passed on. My first fanfic. LaxusxMirajane, LEMON ALERT.

After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.

Third and final Kink MEME request: Penny has been Sheldon's co-worker for 2 years, and she's secretly in love with him. They're good friends, despite their differences - Sheldon's idiosyncrasies vs. Penny's carefree lifestyle.

Response to a request at the Sheldon/Penny Kink MEME at Livejournal. The original request: Backseat of a car. Any car. Sheldon missed out on a lot of teenage rituals, so Penny wants him to experience some of them now. This is one of them. :

The events at Hazakura Temple set change in motion for the lives of Phoenix and Maya. Change, however, has a hard time knowing when to stop with so much moving it forward. Can they stop it? Do they even want to? Spoilers for pretty much everything.

Quinn and Puck had been trying to have another baby, but what happens when the one they already have announces she's having her own and following in the footsteps of her mother? Sequal to, "A Sorta Fairytale."

Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.

Zuko and Katara are forced to go on a date together. Epic confessions, drunkenness, sneaking around, and attempted dirty talk ensue. Who knew defying Uncle Iroh and his stupid matchmaker friend could be so much fun?

Quinn falls down a rabbit hole and stumbles upon an enchanted world full of strange tea, spiteful queens, and curious creatures. What she doesn't know is that she's the key to keeping this world from falling apart.

Penny can't just leave Sheldon to fend for himself when a Grad Student gets fresh. Shenny. Eventual M Rating. Please note: Spoilers Through Season 4, not 2-just to be on the safe side. I had intended this to be longer,but it just didn't work out that way.

EPISODE 21: A tale in three parts. Franny is becoming violent and out of line and Helga believes only Miles can solve the problem. Will the couple destroy one another? Tales of romance in Germany for an unlikely perfect couple. Rated M, T some explicit

Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!

Angst-ridden hobo Nick visits Maya and forms a pact to see her secretly. Spans the years between T&T and Apollo Justice as well as after AJ. Learn what Nick/Maya were really up to. MAJOR SPOILERS: T&T, AJ

Zutara. A shopping excursion, a pornographic scroll, and channelling the Blue Spirit long enough to break into an inn: all in a day's work for Zuko and Katara. Gaining knowledge and understanding of a former enemy was just an added bonus.

What Derek wants, Derek gets, right? So what happens when what he wants the most is Casey, his stepsister? He does what he always does; he goes after her... But what's this? Is Casey wanting Derek? Guess he wasn't kidding when he said he was irresistible.

It’s been seven years since we last saw each other face-to-face. Don’t you think a little visit is overdue?" It wasn't just a visit that was overdue. . . A Maya x Phoenix fic, taking place soon after Apollo Justice. Spoilers. ::COMPLETE.::

It’s only time that pulls the stars apart, it’s only time that brings your orbit ‘round. --AU Challenge: What if Sheldon and Penny had grown up in the same neighborhood? ...Angst before cheese, always.

Will Troy and Sharpay learn to get along and maybe more when they are stranded alone on a tropical island? Could no longer control the UST and TroyPay forced me to change the rating to M. Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis

When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-

He felt obliged to get involved; he stayed on a promise to the one girl he didn't want to let down. But accepting the situation as nothing more than a bump in the road... well, that one was all up to him. -Dasey-

When Detective Rukia Kuchiki finds her brothers body in the slums she vows to find his killer, but when the murders continue she is forced to work with a Detective who can push all of her buttons. Will they find the killer or end up killing one other? IR

Kagome and a bunch of her friends, including her worst enemy Inuyasha, were all playing I Dare You. If Kagome declines Inuyasha's dare, she has to sleep with him. But when Inuyasha dares Kagome to marry him... hell erupts. InuKag [COMPLETED]

Rebuilding a nation requires sacrifices. Knowing that the Fire Nation would never accept a Waterbender as it's Lord's wife, Katara removes herself from her fledgling romance with Zuko and encourages him to find greatness with Fire Nation noble Mai. Zutara

[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.

[ZK] The Prince of the Fire Nation will do anything to find the legendary Avatar, but what if the bait he captures to lure the Avatar decides to fight back and gains his attention in more ways than one? My take on an overused plotline. [COMPLETED]

Dr. Sheldon Cooper was one of the greatest minds of his time; had two doctorates, an IQ of 187, a long list of accomplishments, and was at the top of his career. So, why was he stuck babysitting children he didn't even know?

Sheldon Cooper is the arrogant, cocky, condescending, selfish, short tempered, rude, genius new boss. Penny is the spoiled daughter of the owner that always gets what she wants. Blackmail can go a long way. Rated M for Penny's foul mouth and her uncontrollable libido. AU OOC