http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |• Didn't Think It Through: (1) Eric King, 21, was leaving a store in
Eagan, Minn., in February when a police officer in the parking lot
noticed his pronounced waddle. King was arrested when the officer
found a shoplifted 19-inch television set down his pants.

(2) In
March, a 34-year-old Lithuanian-born man led police in Wiltshire,
England, in a nighttime foot chase after he had aroused their
suspicion. Thermal imaging equipment was used, from a
helicopter, to spot the man in the darkness. He was arrested,
"hiding" face-down in a manure pit.

(Though he originally fled,
there was little evidence against him, and he was released.) [KSTP-
TV (St. Paul), 2-24-2012] [BBC News, 3-30-2012]