Given that, here are a few insider “tips and tricks” to keep in mind when cabbing in Vegas:

Wear a fanny pack containing a desktop computer, a printer, envelopes, stamps, a fax machine, a notary, and food pellets for your notary.

While in the cab, note the driver’s full name, permit number, cab company name, cab number, license plate number, and physical appearance. If you don’t have this information memorized for some reason, just ask the driver while you’re locked in the car with him. If he wants to know why you need it, explain that you’re trying to have him fired and ask for a selfie to fulfill the physical description requirement.

Remember to bring $10 to pay the notary to witness you sign your complaint that you were overcharged by $10.