Yes, they say Twitter is easy even the internet in general but when someone like me who doesn’t really use neither of them that much it’s quite complicated.

“Okay so I signed in. Now what the fuck does following and lists mean?! I just wanna tweet!” I screamed to myself.

There’s only one person I can think of that will help me but if I call him it will be a life mistake. Something that he’ll bring up every time I see him I’d rather go insane in front of this computer but I’ve been receiving some threats in the mail and in my email so I need to tell them I’m still alive and my solo album will be coming out soon. (I hope.) So I grabbed my blackberry out of my pocket and dialed him.

“Hello?”

“Hey man.” I said as I rubbed my temples.

“Ohh so he’s alive!” Pete said sarcastically.

“Yeah apparently.” I said as I gave him a fake laugh.

“How you doing my sexy better half?”

“Good but I’ve come across a dilemma.”

“Oh?”

“Why don’t you come over and I’ll tell you.”

“Okay I wouldn’t want to annoy you over the phone it’s not as fun.”

“But of course.” I said before I hung up.

Not much longer after I called Pete was knocking at my door.

“Okay no longer fear Pete is here!!” He said through the door.

I laughed. “Good to see you too.” I said as I opened the door.

Pete walked around my house checking it out. I’ve done some redecorating since the last time he was here. He came back to the kitchen where I was at and stopped in his tracks in front of me.

“What?”

“Nothing it’s just you’re so goddamn sexy.” He said as he chuckled and sat down.