Saturday, September 17, 2005

Rockson going USA

I only got time to type a few word. I is going USA! No time to talk so much lan cheow words, I have to pack, I haven't even pack cheebye!!!

Maybe I will get chance to see the MP for Califonia, Arnold Swagganigger. USA damn solid, even actor also can become MP and President. Cowboy who is blur fuck as Bush also can be President. If Bush is our President, and Singapore kena flood like New Orlian, Singapore will be sink until underwater liao.

I like Arnold movie, he damn action. Now nobody dare to fuck around with Califonia because Arnold will put one bomb into the fucker backside and say I will come back. This kind of MP, who don't want? You see? Even his neh neh got muscles one!

I am quite excited, I long time never go to US for work liao. I will write more blog when I reach there. Sure can get internet one, because America invent internet one.

At least go USA I feel safer, this few days Singapore got so many fucked up disease like dengue and also blogger kena charge as traitor. Only scared go US kena rob only. But rob only lose wallet, never mind. In Singapore kena dengue can die and kena charge can go jail for blog.

Have a good trip and I love your blog, but I do feel obliged to inform you that AMERICANS DID NOT INVENT INT ERNET!!!! The swiss did, at CERN in geneva. We give the Americans too much credit for both things they did and didnt do, inflat their egos eh?

Oh...and one more thing. I live in Philadelphia -- the wonderful City of Brotherly Love & Sisterly Affection! This place does not only rock the lgbt community's socks off but it's a wonderful place brimming with the arts, music, and theatre....if you're at all interested. ;)

Ever since I read your NKF issue I have been steadily keeping up with your mails. Your mails are down to earth to the point of everyday issues in S'pore. Wish u hv a enjoyable trip and pls do report your trip when u're back.KNNBCCB ROCK ROCK ROCK AH!!!

Hey rockson,have a nice trip ok? YOu gotta tell us about it when u come back.Eh,of course he didn't go there to fuck one lah,and even if he did,those angmoh's too damn hard to fuck one.Either they think their cheebye is made of precious jewels or they're racist.Either that or too dumb to make out properly.hehe,but i liked the comment about auditioning as a pornstar...lol...

Maybe we can meet for makan if you are visiting Silicon Valley. BTW, Arnold is running for re-election. You can go and charge up his election campaign with your "powder-ful" *&^$#$^&*. Not many people will understand though, but they can definitely feel the power. Have a nice and safe trip.

Hey lockson, California got many earthquake one, not scared ah? If u bump into Liu Wen Zheng who lives there, ask him to sing again leh...u old cock, u should know who is he.Terminator oso can become MP, u can consider to run oso as a blogger who got a Doctorate in Profanities. When u want to run ah, there will be another earthquake because everyone in California can't stopped laughing and cause the earth to shake so much.

FUCKING CHEEBY ROCKSON. DAMN 'HOW-LIAN' STILL WANNA ACT HUMBLE-PIE, KNN! GO USA TO LET THE BLACK PEOPLE FUCK YOUR ASS-HOLE AH? FUCK YOU DEEP DEEP UNDERSTAND?CHEEBY YOU CHINESE STILL GET A JAPANESE NAME, SHAME ON YOU!MAYBE YOU ARE A JAP AS YOUR MOTHER KENA FUCKED BY A TINY-DICKED JAP!HONG-KANG!

haha rockson we will miss you loads... tell us when ur birthday leh... can make it national holiday or sth... or can celebrate... rock on dude... and if u see the terrorist ask them to go fuck their mother backside k...

i know so many people have commented on your blog before. but honestly i think it rocks! you are obviously better educated than the expletive-spewing persona you sport on this blog. but who cares..it makes the reading more fun! rock on rockson..

Best town for strip joints in the west is in san francisco. If you're there, go visit Crazy Horse on Market St, or New Century Theatre (good mileage). And of course, O'Farrel Theatre, chicks there are nasty (in the good sense)

Better be careful of what you say in your blog even if you are in the US. Gahmen can always catch you and bring you back, behind the bars. There has freedom of speech, if the blacks don't like you they can always call you a chink and get away with it. But if you call them niggas or something like black monkey, a whole group of them will swarm on you and you know what happen next.

Congrats for being able to go overseas. It is great to go there. I'm a big fan of your blog. Am in Europe, but still must visit your blog. You are like a voice for most of us, who have a beng in our hearts.

Have fun there and write an article on what you see in US. So that people cannot say the Singapore beng only limited to coffeshop one.

Hope you didn't take Jacob George literally when he said if you want free speech, go to America. The asshole is just jealous because, hor, with his Osama beard, the USA immigration will wrap him in orange overalls and lock him up with his dog hater friends!

Looks like alot of ASS are jealous about Rockson going to US. Please lah, if u r useless or cant afford to go oversea. Just go sentosa loh. Also oversean mah. Dun have to be jealous loh and write those childish comments. I pity you leh.

I don't think that Singlish makes Singaporean look stupid. You look stupid if you ARE stupid or behave stupidly. The language itself is not stupid. A single syllabus word eg. "lah" can convey a rainbow of emotions with different intonations and in different context. That's highly compricated you know?

And if one is stupid, speaking good American/British English is not going to make one look more intelligent. What's important is knowing when to use the language. Eg when I'm around the American friends, I speak in an accent that is understandable to them. But when I'm with my close friends (from Asia) I can switch to my Singlish just as easily.

If Rockson isn't using Singlish here, this blog would lose all its taste. To those Singaporeans who feel ashamed of Singlish - hey, it's your culture, treasure it! You may think it sounds so uneducated. Well, that's what your government and those people who pretend to be so cultured and high-class tell you. It's part of your local culture - you should be proud of it! Cantonese is also considered crude compared to "proper" Mandarin Chinese; Osaka dialect considered coarse compared to standard Japanese - yet they are pretty much kept alive by the corresponding people. I say, don't let your Singlish die away - keep it alive. And Rockson you have the funniest blog I've ever read, yet so many things are just so true!!

Rockson, you cheeby kia!you are a bastard of a bastard. Your bastard father was killed by a gang of blacks fucking his asshole until he got disease, cancer and AIDS together. Then he stand up fuck your mother get all his disease then you are born from your bastard mother's asshole. which means you stinks when u were born. You must be handicapped cuz cancer people stick their cancerous hands into your asshole. I think u better off dead lah!