If this had happened a few weeks earlier, it might have made our Best Street Fight Videos list – even if it wasn’t much of a fight. Recently, former “Desperate Housewives” actor Jesse Metcalf demonstrated how to pretend you’re a bad ass, when you’re really just shitting your pants and trying not to cry because you got jacked with a monster right.

Were those four or five ounce gloves the small dude was wearing? I must admit I get great pleasure in seeing this priss get taken to the ground. And his reaction after the punch makes it even funnier. He waits just long enough so his posse of secret service dudes shuttle the offender away, then pretends like he wants to brawl. “What the fuck?”, apparently being the key phrase that makes you look tough. I’ll tell you WTF: you got punished for what you did in the video below.

What the fuck indeed. Now I want to punch you, Jesse Metcalf. I hope Joe Rogan meets him at a Hollywood party and chokes him out.

lmao at the dude hatin u fools. his hands were held by the secuirty guards, he wasn't even expecting a punch and couldn't even defend himself

Olie- February 25, 2008 at 10:09 pm

Mr. Anonymous; your jealousy of a superior human being (Jesse Metcalf), quite clearly tampers with your ability to make any logicial judgement out of what appears to be quite a simple scenario.

Now get off that high horse of yours and stop typing shit over the internet. Moron.

Olie , Dude, and Abe are gay- February 25, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Olie dude and ABE ARE FUCKIN STUPID. The preety boy was looking straight at him. How s that a sucker punch. That must have stirred up some shit from you Puss's past. And Olie you are fckd in the head if you think that little skinny boy was gona whoop anything. Well he could probably beat the 3 of ya'lls ass, that wouldn't be hard.

Olie- February 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm

The thing is, Jesse gets straight back up after taking a punch clean on the chin. If security wasn’t there Jesse would have nailed the other bloke. Look at the guy in the white. He is actually shitting himself when Jesse gets up.