Was just sent the link to your post about the Byrnes photo. You’ll have to forgive me; I took the photo from this site —two weeks ago and credited him then. I did not know that he had taken it from you. My apologies. I’ve updated it in the original post.

Best,
Will

I think we have to agree this a stand-up act from a man who earns a living sitting down. And in the spirit of greater harmony, not only shall I refrain from further attempts to bribe those less fortunate into a vulgar act involving an innocent person’s likeness, but said funds will instead be re-directed towards a charitable donation to Avert.org, in honor of St. Louis’ noble efforts to reduce the spread of gonorrhea.

I was refering to Will in the above comment. And I apologize for misidentifying him as a guy.

Your efforts to rectify the situation are deeply appreciated. But if I don’t start getting some proper credit for the invention of the internet, discovery of gravity and pioneering use of the word “discombobulate”, who knows what kind of crazy threats I’ll start making.

Joel, rarely a Screech-related post goes by without you saying essentially the same thing. And if we’re on the subject of hard-ons and disturbing content, I respectfully request that you cease sending me these strange self-portraits of yourself, or I will be forced to contact your ISP. Thank you.

They try to act like they are better than everyone. When we all know they have accounts at americansingles.com,like besibolct. Besibolct wanna flirt with me you sexy whiteboy. You can join the viva la raza movement and be my bitch.

Did deadspin not give you guys commenter privileges or what? It’s a fucking photo of Eric Byrnes off of your shitty television. It’s not like you were in the Baseball Tonight studio, ass face. Give us all a break and at least get HD if you’re gonna take pictures of your tv screen.