Now that you mention it, he's not a real actor at all, is he? He's a one-dimensional ham.

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I happen to quite like Johnny Depp's films, especially when teamed up with Tim Burton, which appears to be most of the time. One-dimensional or not, nobody can deny that he's acted in some very good films. Let's just ignore his great "Cockney" accent.

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Roland Deschain wrote:I happen to quite like Johnny Depp's films, especially when teamed up with Tim Burton, which appears to be most of the time. One-dimensional or not, nobody can deny that he's acted in some very good films. Let's just ignore his great "Cockney" accent.

It's got to be better than Dick Van Dyke's 'Mairy Pawpins' accent

My favourite 'Merkin doing a cockney accent is this one which, while still quite a bad accent, is very funny

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I liked his explanation about what brought him to chemistry as much as the video itself - pieces o'nine

Capt'n Jack Sparra is a pirate role model fer me. His tales o' great conquest and cunnin' escape has made its way into me sea weather heart. No other pirate that comes to mind has made 4 (sooner or later 5) talkin' pictures. Also I've recently started braidin' me goatee like the good capt'n