‘Mayer then Bloom?’ Corden had asked in trying to work out who came out on top, to which Katy shook her head subtly. Corden then corrected himself: ‘Bloom then Mayer?’ To which Katy nodded. And there we have it, gold went to Orlando.

Don’t feel too bad, Dip. You got Katy Perry’s top three at least. Some of her other exes, who are well known for their bedroom antics, didn’t even get a mention.