"Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites batteryJacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "

deadsanta:"Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites batteryJacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "

"About 7:40 a.m., Kenneth Wayne Martin, 57, opened the door and shot Sloopy with a 12-gauge shotgun, killing the dog as the owner watched, according to the report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

When the owner approached him, Martin said, "Don't call the law, I have a bad heart," according to the report.

He did anyway. "

That last line is pure comedy gold!!!!!! Hell, all three reports are more entertainment than I could handle in one sitting,

deadsanta:"Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites batteryJacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "

dryknife:"Lowery, chief engineer at WJXT TV-4, had no explanation as to what he was doing in the yard..."

Just in time fir sweeps month....

"Channel 4 Investigative team finds peeping tom. He was our chief engineer Station buildings and facilities are being checked for hidden cameras and microphones." (Could this be the reason the CE was always present when the female news staff and interns were on duty?.

Police say Rawls wedged his way into three different homes in the Oak Hill area and pawned the stolen items on the same days they were stolen, according to a report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

At least some of the stolen property was recovered from nearby pawn shops by police.

It is unknown if the Hamburglar was connected to these crimes in any way.

Obama4Life:deadsanta: "Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites batteryJacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "

Apparently he got those cuts from falling into thebarbed wire fence. And that discoloration & swellingof his eye is obviously caused by a chemical reactionto the Weed & Feed applied to the lawn earlier in theday. Happens all the time.

If I am the the dog-owner in story 2, I give that dude the treatment that was suggested for Michael Vick in so many threads.

How could you live next to that guy. I mean, you know he's going to serve all of 12 minutes. My guess is suspended sentence and anger management sessions. I disappear the guy before sentencing just to be sure.

SevenizGud:If I am the the dog-owner in story 2, I give that dude the treatment that was suggested for Michael Vick in so many threads.

How could you live next to that guy. I mean, you know he's going to serve all of 12 minutes. My guess is suspended sentence and anger management sessions. I disappear the guy before sentencing just to be sure.

It wouldn't take that much effort. The guy's got a bad heart. All you have to do is scare him a few times.

From another web site, the suspect is quoted as saying "I came from miles away, ain't got no place to stay. I would have been glad to help her plow her fields. Figured I'd might stay just a couple of days, clean up, rest, and then be on my way."