Real bittersweet moment. On the one hand I’m absolutely on the edge of my seat waiting to see if we’ve got Black Pope or Mafia Pope. On the other hand I’m absolutely devastated this only took 5 ballots. I was hoping for at least a week of Conclavemania. Oh well. Time to go back to boring old pedophilia

the fact that The Rock didn’t win every major Oscar back in ’96 is far more devastating than the rampant pedophilia going on within the catholic church. boo hoo a couple of kids got diddled. thats nothing compared to Ed Harris, Nic Cage and Sean Connery went home empty handed after producing the greatest action movie of our time

Which rapper will come out with the first “My Pope is Black” song. I’m sure Feit’s, Bigcat, and yourself all have a better chance then Mo due to the fact Mo wishes he was born white and is trying to out uncle tom every black reporter and politician combined.