Going “berserk”

7:35 a.m. A local man rounded up some horses in his neighbor’s driveway. He requested help getting the animals back home.

8:42 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that his trailer was stolen two years ago.

9:15 a.m. A “well-mannered” dog was standing on a Kalispell porch.

954 a.m. A Whitefish man complained about a car parked on his road for over a week.

10:06 a.m. Candy was stolen in Bigfork.

10:07 a.m. A pregnancy test was also stolen in Bigfork.

11:16 a.m. Tools were stolen in Kalispell.

12:34 p.m. A man in a blue sports car was causing traffic problems in Kalispell.

1:49 p.m. A Bigfork woman was concerned about her elderly sister-in-law. The woman had not heard from her relative for a while and her phone appeared to be disconnected. Law enforcement tracked down the elderly woman, who had gotten a new phone number and failed to tell anyone.

2:45 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because his wife and kids were missing. Making matters worse, his house had been ransacked and “there was oatmeal all over the place.” Eventually the man found his family. What caused the oatmeal mess remains a mystery.

3:14 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that he got his stolen vehicle back. Unfortunately, the alleged thief didn’t know how to drive a stick because the transmission is destroyed.