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Have you ever thought “I wish my safely fenced dog could terrorize passers-by all the while maintaining a nautical flair”? If so, today’s WTF Wednesday is for you. It appears to be a puppy porthole, though they totally missed that weird dog/sailor market by calling it a Pet Peek. You know those dogs, the ones that rush the fence when you walk your dogs by, sounding like Cerebrus come to life? Wouldn’t it be great if you could see the three slavering heads screaming at you to go the fuck away?

Also,from the FAQ, we can clearly see the kind of asshole that buys this product:

“You should NOT install into a fence that is shared with a neighbor, without WRITTEN PERMISSION. Place Peeks on any side of your fence that is NOT SHARED, unless you receive WRITTEN PERMISSION from that neighbor.”

Yeah…most people put up privacy fences for a reason (we assume they are all nudists), so making a dog-sized peep-hole into your neighbor’s yard is just bad form. The fact that this is explicitly mentioned and warned against on the website probably means that some genius actually installed one on a shared fence and the company caught flak. Pro Tip: If they have a privacy fence, they don’t want to look at you. Good Fences Make Good Neigbours and fences with portholes result in flaming dog poop thrown over the fence.

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