Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Ferrari (And a hot rich man who loves me to go with it).

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card details. Since you take credit for the gifts you should start paying for them.

Dear Santa, I've been good but I don't want anything for myself, can you just use your magic dust and make Miley disappear.

Dear Santa, I don't want gifts, I just want a ride in your sleigh tonight.

Dear Santa, you are sending me broke!

Dear Santa, Please don't bring me chocolates as they are very fattening. Just leave cash.

Dear Santa, I've been REALLY good! So go on and spoil me!

Dear Santa, what is your secret to staying old?

Dear Santa, socks are not on my Christmas list.

Dear Santa, I believe in you again. Honest... Bring me presents!

Dear Santa, Where's my bike?!

Dear Santa, I really tried to be good this year, but there were so many other options.

Dear Santa, if I leave you milk and cookies this year will you leave me better presents?

I'm writing a letter to dear Santa, be Claus it's worth it!

Dear Santa, if I leave more beer and carrots will you come and visit more often?

Dear Santa, you look totally different to the man I had my photo with last year. Did you get a makeover?

Dear Santa, I noticed you have Target brand in the North Pole, and even the same wrapping paper as my parents! Wow!

Dear Santa, you go dashing through snow sitting in your velvet lined sleigh, and here I am dashing around every shopping center and wrapping gifts until midnight after working my behind off all year to pay for it. Seem fair?

Dear Santa, why did you use my mother's wrapping paper?

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is enough hours in the day to visit every one.

Dear Santa, Thank you for coming only once a year. It gives me time to save up.

Dear Santa, let me know when you're ready to trade in for a younger model, because I'm really partial to well travelled and cuddly men!

Dear Santa, when I whisper what I want for Christmas in your ear, don't be alarmed, most big kids could do with a credit card with unlimited credit these days.

Dear Santa, this year could be lonely for me, please just bring me a wealthy eligible bachelor!

Dear Santa, Last year I was bad, I know, but this year I'm no "Ho! Ho! Ho!"