Do You Pass The Human Test, Round 1?

Have you ever purposefully lowercased the first letter of a text in order to appear disappointed? When speaking to someone, do you sometimes wonder what would happen if you just slapped them? Do you make small, involuntary sounds when you remember something embarrassing?

All of these questions and more comprise Volume 1 of Ze Frank's Human Test. According to the creator, "if you got less than 5 the results are indeterminate. more tests are needed." How did you fare?