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Remember when this site was hopping with crazy people and the people had a good time? Then do you remember when people got the ban because they had opinions and thoughts and because the Internet? How did that work out? Tell me, how did it work out for you peeps?

That ought to teach you to have an opinion! How dare you comment! This is the house that Rich built and no llama will ever destroy it!

AP, Washington D.C - Much like Stephen Colbert played the character of Stephen Colbert for years before resigning, the reality television character Barack Obama, played by Barack Obama, will make his final scheduled appearance today. His role will be filled by fellow reality television star Donald Trump until his contract is up for renewal.

Obama delighted us for years as the speech-ready President whose pet arrogance was only matched by his ability to troll an unwitting Republican-led Congress. Much like The Colbert Report, the audience was not let in on the joke, having to determine in a fit of laughter that the prank was on them.

Donald Trump is expected to be an even bigger hit whose satire will be increasingly less subtle, set in ...(continues)

1. “Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have.” Power is derived from 2 main sources – money and people. “Have-Nots” must build power from flesh and blood.2. “Never go outside the expertise of your people.” It results in confusion, fear and retreat. Feeling secure adds to the backbone of anyone.3. “Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy.” Look for ways to increase insecurity, anxiety and uncertainty.4. “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.” If the rule is that every letter gets a reply, send 30,000 letters. You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules.5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense...(continues)