Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Been a bit of a boring day to day. Sam had the day off to go and polish his cloud - so I had to stay in and work on my next spoof.

The day took a turn for the worse this afternoon. I was practising how to look like I was having a seizure so that I could make out I had been possessed on the next program. However, I slipped in the Kitchen and ended up in casualty.

All was not lost though, I got some attention in the waiting room by pretending to speak to an old Lady's poodle who had popped it's clogs the week before! They'll believe anything.

Sam came back early, I think ......... Sam is that you Sam, Sam, are you there Sam. Sam?? Sam??

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