His (personal) view on 'Deep Throat'

Boredom can always be dispelled as they say. Doesn’t matter how. Most importantly, the activity should be interesting and idle, such as a blow job for instance. The joy of inserting a penis into a female’s mouth is hard to overestimate, and if the woman herself is more than willing, then even more so!

I had such joy the other day. A friend of mine called and in a scary voice and said: "What are you doing tonight?" I'm a man not particularly burdened by anything, so I honestly replied: "Not a fucking thing!"

What is 'deep throat'? I kind of knew, I wasn’t born yesterday. I watch porn, I read stuff on the internet and all my friends told me that deep throat is great. According to them, each blow job in their lives, as I understand it, is always 'deep throat' naturally 'with balls' and 'her eyes getting stuck to the stomach'. Personally, I never experienced deep throat, so when they were boasting I usually lowered my eyes and filled up with envy. Of course I had my share of experiences but not like my friends described. Well, except for one girl that could reach my stomach with the tip of her nose. The spectacle promised to be awesome.

I got beer, chips and cigarettes, washed my dick with scented soap and smeared it with cream so it wouldn’t hurt her throat and waited for her arrival. An hour later she came. Breathless and wide eyed she began to tell me that she had "learned how to do it" that "it's cool" and that "she needs to practice". Like slightly less than a gentleman, I got out the beer the chips settled comfortably in an armchair and exposing my dick said to her generously: "Practice deep throat as much as you like". I think she wanted to say something when she saw that I was drinking beer and eating chips, but sensibly decided 'the hell with it', shook her head and before starting added, "just don’t cum too quickly".

I nodded my head in agreement, not too quickly, no problem. But the next moment I realized that I was absolutely clueless about everything. About 'deep throat', about not cumming too quickly and indeed about life. At that moment, as I was washing down the next chip with beer, my friend literally pulled her face onto my dick. Where it (the dick) fitted in her face I do not know, but really it all fitted in. Completely. Utterly shocked I froze. My friend, too, did not show any signs of life. She didn’t even breathe. I thought to myself 'fuck', she pierced her brain with my dick and died. So I’m sitting there looking at her head getting more scared by the second. What the fuck should I do? She’s not breathing at all! I reach for her hand to check her pulse and then all of a sudden!

She pulls her face from my dick and starts BREATHING! Because of moments like this I don’t watch horror films, afraid that I will shit myself and here it is happening to me in real life! All I could do was take a sip of beer to try to calm myself. Meanwhile she is still BREATHING! Just as I pull the bottle from my mouth - once again – she pulls her face over my dick. It’s like she’s fucking diving underwater. Once again it shocks the hell out of me and the beer has gone up my nose. I cough and choke. Whilst coughing I almost cum, after all my dick is still stuck down the lady’s throat. So, I sit there trying to stifle my coughing, tears rolling from my eyes, snot and beer from my nose, teeth clenched, my face as red as a monkey’s ass. In the meantime, the woman once again rears up from my dick and is breathing. Then she looks at me, rolls her eyes and I, stifling another cough, cum. When I came back from the bathroom she told me that she was fucking amazed at what deep throat turns a man into.

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Posted July 8, 2014

It seems to me that this woman practiced deep throat on the wrong guy. Don't give up practicing deep throat. Just pick different men and different sizes of cocks to go down on. You will find one that fits your mouth and feels good too. You can try mine if you still want to practice. I'm always horny and willing to help a lady in need.