Tag Archives: shark

My dental appointment has evidently gone horrifically wrong. I have been bleeding for 8 hours now. It’s taken the Benjamin and both our mommies to help me through this mess I’ve become. I’m so sorry you guys – I was … Continue reading →

Three years!! Best three years EVER. Our anniversary is actually on the 6th – but we had to wait until we had some money to go out for our anniversary dinner. Such is life. Every year we go to the … Continue reading →

Click this -> Wildlife Adoption and Gift Center: Adopt a Shark. They’ll give you a SHARK!! What the shit!?! Just when I think life can’t get any more awesome, I get an offer to adopt a shark!! YES PLEASE!! I’ll … Continue reading →

In case you’re not familiar, I LOVE my spam. It is ridiculous, poorly written, and 99.9999% of the time the comment is completely unrelated to the post it’s attached to. I get so sad when a whole day goes by … Continue reading →

Scene: Saturday morning. Background: I’ve been stuck in the house for 2 weeks because of heart surgery (and now a sinus infection) and it’s turning me into a crazy lady. I slept way late, and by the time I got … Continue reading →

GUESS WHERE I GET TO GO!?! EEEEE-HEE-HEE-YAAAAY!!! Date night is gonna be AWESOME!! Thank you Dallas Museum of Nature & Science for making this little lady super happy. Oooh Kelly Clarkson, I am gonna make soooo many Jaws jokes and heavily … Continue reading →

OooOooOOOOoooOOOOO!! I have wanted one of these FOREVER!! (Translate – since I was about 6 years old). I love dinosaurs, and fossils, and SHARKS. Specifically sharks. I have been a devout viewer of Shark Week since 1991. And I still … Continue reading →