Chuck Norris: Pre-Modern Idiot And Flag Basher

There’s a good piece over at TPM about TV icon and faux martial artist Chuck Norris and his plans to deface American flags by spilling tea on them and selling them for $73.50 to the hatemongers in the tea party movement.

Read the comments too. There’re some gems.

Chuck Norris is the guy who a while back wanted the government to force atheists to have a red ‘A’ tattooed on their foreheads.

It should be obvious by now that Norris either got kicked in the head too many times by Bruce Lee and friends, or is suffering dementia. The only question is whether his insane ideas caused the dementia or the dementia is causing the ideas. Since he bills himself as a Conservative it’s probably the former.

It could be difficult. You’d have to select for right-wingers and left-wingers. OTOH his shows and movies could be marketed as tools for identifying right-wingers. The people falling asleep at the movie would be the lefties. The righties would be all excited, whooping it up, beating up the non-whites and non-All-American looking people.