...Never trust a man who when left in a room on his own with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on...

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Billy Connelly innit? Not sure which film.

What about "First the head moves forward and the enemy naturally moves in to meet it - but it's only a feint. The warriors in the head then disperse to form the encircling horns, and the enemy is drawn in on the loins, and the horns close in on the back and sides".