I Never Met the Dead Man

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Episode Summary

Peter tries to help Meg learn how to drive but he accidently runs into a satellite and knocks out Quahog's cable. Peter can't live without cable but Lois seizes the opportunity to get Peter to interact with the family. Peter ends up annoying the rest of the family.

Lois gives Stewie a vegetable and Stewie hates it very much. He decides to create a machine that will destroy all vegetables.

Quotes

Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?