Saturday, February 5, 2011

My Ads 2.0

Ok, I'm kind of biting the hand that feeds me here, but what the fuck is up with my advertisements? This morning, I got up to check the blog and found it plastered with ads for Justin Bieber! Since this discovery was combined with a wicked case of morning wood, that goddamn Google AdSense had me questioning my sexuality! Alright, I admit it, the Biebs does kind of have it going on, but...no! NOOOOO! Damn you AdSense, you are not going to turn me into a pole-smoker! I am not going to start playing the skin flute just to get a few extra bucks out of a fucking blog!

Damn you and your adorable little bowl-cut!

So yeah, I'm a little pissed off at Justin Bieber right now. I mean, I don't think he's the fucking anti-Christ like most people, but his fans do creep me out. Check out one of his concert videos, when they cut to the audience, it looks like footage from the movie Jesus Camp. Seriously, the mindless devotion in these girls' tear-filled eyes is pretty disturbing. I'm sure if Justin Bieber told them to start stuffing Jews into ovens, they would obey without a second's hesitation.

Ah, the childhood memories...

Oh yeah, and did you know Justin Bieber was nominated for a BET award? What the fuck was that for, his shoes?

Sweet Tims, yo.

SO YEAH, I'm gonna go watch about four hours of lesbian porn and forget this ever happened.

Ohman. Everything about Justin Bieber kinda eludes my mind. I have no idea what he's doing where he is, how he got there, or how anyone thought he would be a good idea. Somehow it worked, and I don't get that.