Miley Cyrus Wore Bondage Gear During The ‘Christmas Creampies’ Concert. These Are Facts.

I’m going to start by setting aside the fact that there exists such a thing as a ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert that somehow doesn’t star Kim Kardashian and an entire NFL offensive line *snaps off latex gloves*. That said, here’s Miley Cyrus still committing to that atrocity of a haircut and wearing something like an Aeon Flux crossed with Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman outfit if those two lived in a nightmare scenario where Billy Ray Cyrus got to inseminate them both then force the offspring to fight to the death over a Doritos locos taco. In Hell. Everything I just described really happened in Hell.