If you’ve got kids in the room, it’s officially earmuffs time. This 1981 song by the band best known for their love of sugary sweets (“I Want Candy”) is all about a woman who can only reach climax by hurling her body off the Eiffel Tower. We always knew that suicide is painless, but who knew it could be so downright erotic, too?!?

Adult film star Marilyn Chambers‘s 1976 song was inspired by the disco hit “More More More.” You wouldn’t think that a trip to the local Benihana would result in a 5 star orgasm, but then again, Marilyn is a pro (and we can only assume she loved the way that the chef flipped shrimp tails into his hat).