Most of the time that invokes painful memories, but not today. Today it'll provoke some different, much stranger emotions.

Witness Golden's Super Mario Bros. The Movie: Coloring Book. It's a book that's supposed to recreate the action of the film with simplified, black & white imagery, but either the bottom-drawer artists hired for the job hadn't actually seen it, or they were cocky enough to try and make some visual (and narrative) changes.

Those are the only two explanations I can think of for what you're about to see. Because, correct me if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure Samantha Mathis doesn't date Yoshi in the flick.