The San Francisco Opera is doing a production of Mozart’s The Magic Flute starting tomorrow, and the costumes are this astonishing late-1980s fantasia that just makes me want to watch classic MTV for the next 10 hours.

Here are a few more of our favorite images from the show. As my friend Liz put it, “it was like the 80s barfed all over the Illuminati.” With a side order of Orientalism and Freemasonry. What else do you need?