I just cannot understand why someone like that has to resort to abducting young boys. Serious question for all the women of Fark -- would you really turn down such a flawless specimen of manhood if you were lucky enough to have him hit on you? I mean, I'm a straight, happily married man, and I'm a little turned on by his picture. And I can only imagine how good the rest of him looks.

Eirik:bighairyguy: You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.

bighairyguy:You can be charged with child annoying? If only the opposite were a crime.

There was a drama teacher back in my high school days that was accused of that. He hadn't done enough to call it molestation, but he was charged with basically being creepy with a group of his female students. We were all pretty sure it was B.S., coming from a couple of students that were failing drama(!) and were looking to get back at him.

At least, until it came out that the two year gap in his resume was because he neglected to mention a previous teaching position where he had been fired after being caught, naked, in the closet of one of his female students. After that, we were more likely to believe there was something to the charges.