Tick... tick. That was the sound my uterus made. Once a day or so, a loud tick would sound from my belly. "What is it?" I demanded of my midwives, who actually heard it
once, but they couldn't offer a clue. If only

Dianne Cooke

Tick... tick. That was the sound my uterus made. Once a day or so, a loud tick would sound from my belly. "What is it?" I demanded of my midwives, who actually heard it
once, but they couldn't offer a clue. If only I'd just asked about swollen ankles, or
nausea, or fatigue -- everyone knows what to do about those. But what made me tick?From mild to wild
Soon, I discovered that other pregnant women's bodies also lived weird, secret lives.
Shelley in Ontario had what she calls hot feet. "I had to soak my feet in cold water
a few times a day, and slept with a fan on them at night, even in winter. They felt
like they were on fire!" No one could offer her a medical explanation.

Judi in Pennsylvania reports that she wasn't nicely rounded like the picture-book pregnant
women: "It looked like I had a hill on my left side. Even at the end -- and, to be
honest, even three years after." Alas, no photos of Mt Judi survived.

Vilma's belly was the envy of all sun-worshippers throughout her first three
pregnancies. "My belly would get real dark as though I had sunbathed. Unlike the mask
of pregnancy, the color was even all through the front of my belly." A few months
after the birth, "The darkness would go away... peeling off -- like a sunburn." Her
doctor teased her about wearing a bikini. "He really thought it was funny."

The itchies Sue's belly was more maddening than amusing. Her wild itching intensified when cloth
touched it, "so I walked around for those last two weeks with my maternity pants
rolled down to my hips and my t-shirt rolled up under my breasts!" Her mother's
husband may have been permanently scarred by the sight. "Here I was, nine months
pregnant, with my bare belly hanging out, covered with a red rash. Every so often,
I'd give in to the horrible urge to itch. I'd scratch all over my belly with a sort
of wild-eyed relief. Of course, moments later, it would be even more itchy and
painful than before."

Steroid creams didn't help -- nothing did -- and the doctor was
concerned about performing a c-section on that ravaged skin. Mother and baby,
however, came through nicely.

Miseries and mysteries
What makes the "bump" do what it does? Anne in North Carolina wondered when, during a
vacation in her seventh month, she began to feel "huge, like I was going to explode.
Shortly after this feeling started, I had dinner, and promptly threw it up. For three
days, anything solid I ate came back."

Back at home three days later, she was eating
normally again. Her doctor's best explanation was that the baby "had been breech up
'til that point and was now head down -- so he thought she must have gotten stuck in an
odd transverse position while turning, and stayed that way for several days, cutting off part of my stomach or small intestine."

The fun doesn't restrict itself to the belly, however, as Tracy in Washington learned when she developed a pelvic bone infection early in pregnancy. It felt like she was being "kicked with steel-toed boots" in her most sensitive region, forcing her to go
on disability until her son was born. "It was so nice to give birth," she adds.

Joyce in California just hated to sit down, because her entire genital area would go to sleep
as soon as she sat, and the pins-and-needles sensation when it "woke up" was
excruciating. "My midwife was extremely skeptical; for an otherwise competent person,
she was amazingly unsympathetic about that."

Left to decipher it on her own, Joyce
figures, "Probably the edema shifted everything around and sitting upright pushed
everything down, resulting in nerves getting pressed against pelvic bones."

What's that voice?
Ruth in Illinois found that pregnancy changed her lovely soprano voice. "When I was pregnant with William, my voice got very dark and mezzo-soprano-ish -- think Wagnerian opera diva with horned helmet. My voice teacher and I were convinced it was a boy, because of whatever extra testosterone was coursing through my veins." Testosterone thickens the vocal cords, which can produce the darker sound.

Her second pregnancy offered something different. "When I was pregnant with Ellen, my high notes became lovely and ringing, with none of the darkness from the previous pregnancy. My voice teacher and I were sure it was a girl. I remember telling my OB about our prediction just after Ellen was born, and it was the first she'd ever heard of such a theory."

Baby, I see you
Most women can feel and see the baby kick, punch, and even jump or roll, but Ruth felt something else altogether: "I could feel both babies breathing near the end of the pregnancy, when they were positioned just so and I was very still. My OBs both pooh-poohed this, but it was quite clear to me what was going on. I'm thin, and there wasn't anywhere for these babies to hide, so any of their movements were quite obvious."

Unsolved mysteries
Sometimes, it's not the mom whose body goes haywire, but someone close by. A friend of Shelley's was more sympathetic than most: "The day I went home feeling nauseated, she threw up in the parking lot. If I was awake all night with leg cramps, so was she. Back aches, heartburn, she even had pains the night I went in to the hospital in false labor!" she says. "The night before I gave birth, all of this mysteriously stopped. She had the best night's sleep she'd had in months, while I had five hours of labor."

Like most weird pregnancy symptoms, my ticking disappeared the day my son was born. My quest for the source of that rare sound, however, may never end.

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samanthaFebruary 03, 2015

Ok I had a miss carriage 3 weeks ago but no I have the pregneat sighns again I've been taking test but show up negative but I have the symtomes and my bf has sickness as well so what is precentege that I am pregneat again

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