This is hands down my favorite song so far...I've been patiently waiting for a Hobbo song, the fact that it's a camp song makes it all the better.
Don't ask me why, but the first time I read the lyrics, for some odd reason that makes no sense to me, I sung it in my head to the music of the South Park Russel Crowe song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvu0Bm2kQFc

@Bloodbeard: Thank you! Half the work was already done by Blizzard, though. I only had to make up suitable rhymes and lower the grammar.

@Fuggit Khan: Thank you! Haha, I can see why that melody should work. How about jumping on the bandwagon and deliver a Hobgobbo song of your own? The more authors of porridge poetry, the more styles, the merrier!