Granted. But the genie thought you said "I wish my next fish is exempt from fish corruption." a bit deef in one ear... so sorry. Now your fish will never die.

Is it too late to wish my famous and popular patron to be the estate of Arthur C. Clarke?

Granted. Your most famous and popular patron is now Arthur G. Clark of Birmingham, Alabama. He still moves his lips when he reads silently, but he likes your work anyway. He prefers very short stories with no big words to be sounded out, and he insists that you put more illustrations in future books.

Granted. Your most famous and popular patron is now Arthur G. Clark of Birmingham, Alabama. He still moves his lips when he reads silently, but he likes your work anyway. He prefers very short stories with no big words to be sounded out, and he insists that you put more illustrations in future books.

I wish that my diet Mt Dew bottle was full again with icy cold soda.

Granted, your bottle is filled with a solid lump of soda in frozen form, and by some fluke of nature, it will never melt.

I wish, since this is my un-corruptible reverse wish, meaning I think, that what I actually wish for is what I'll get, is for every event to happen post-wish exactly as it would have if I had never made this wish, with the sole exception that the weather, wherever I am, is perfect, according to my own criteria.

I still wish that the weather for this weekend would be the same as today.

Granted. You are now living the film Groundhog Day.

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I wish, since this is my un-corruptible reverse wish, meaning I think, that what I actually wish for is what I'll get, is for every event to happen post-wish exactly as it would have if I had never made this wish, with the sole exception that the weather, wherever I am, is perfect, according to my own criteria.

Is that iron-clad enough?

Granted. Sadly you still wear the clothes and do the things you would have if the weather was not perfect, and so are unable to enjoy the weather.

But if the weather is perfect according to my own criteria doesn't that give me a loophole?

Okay, okay, Granted. All your wishes have come true exactly as you wanted them to. However, as you are a robot, and you have just run out of juice, you are not in much of a position to enjoy any of it.

I wish I had just defeated the killer robot sent from the future (probably from Switzerland) to destroy me before I make the world Heaven On Earth.

Your wish comes true, but your definition of "the most wonderful thing" doesn't match-up with the next poster's, who is wondering why he is sitting in a bath full of custard with Albert Einstein and a giraffe.

Your wish comes true, but your definition of "the most wonderful thing" doesn't match-up with the next poster's, who is wondering why he is sitting in a bath full of custard with Albert Einstein and a giraffe.

I wish I wasn't playing host to the black dog.

Granted, instead you will play host to 13 gerbils in tutu's, a red squirrel with insomnia problems and a bunny rabbit with paranoia.

I wish that I didn't have to go on call for a week starting Friday night.

I wish I had a big chunk of cheesecake and a cup of coffee from the Starbucks in the lobby that is tooo convenient and I pass it every time I leave my office and it tempts me with its delicious siren call of cheesecake. (Note to self: Stop wishing for cheesecake for breakfast.)