Billy Bob Thornton Feels Sorry For Ex-Wife Angelina Jolie

Billy Bob Thornton has said that he feels sorry for his ex-wife Angelina Jolie.

Buck-toothed, lisping Billy Bob Thornton has declared that he feels sorry for ex-wife Angelina Jolie and the amount of press attention she gets.

Though Jolie is one of the most beautiful (albeit mental) women in the world, it was the craggy-faced baldy who initiated divorce proceedings against her in 2002, citing 'irreconcilable differences'.
I don't know about you, but if I was married to Angelina I'd have given it another five or six years, just to see if we could have worked it out, and if not, I still wouldn't be able to smile wide
enough.

"I do feel sorry for Angie and Brad. The only time you hear about me is when I've got a movie coming out and I like it like that," he insisted, lonely tears spilling from his eyes as he realised what
he had thrown away. "They have to cope with it all the time." Yes, yes it must be tough. It must also be tough to have one of your best friends producing your next movie, especially when the man in
question is called Brad Pitt and is off home at the end of each day's shooting to ruffle what used to be your rhubarb.