OUTRAGE! James Bond Can’t be a Woman or Gay, Says… James Bond Himself

John PorterSunday October 25 2015

Why and how James Bond became the latest front in the social justice culture war, I have no idea. It’s 2015, this is apparently the world we live in, and former Bond actor Roger Moore made shocking – SHOCKING – comments about James Bond.

James Bond legend Sir Roger Moore has courted controversy by insisting that 007 could never be portrayed as a gay man – or be played by a woman.

Sir Roger, who has previously come under fire for questioning whether the spy could be played by a black actor such as Idris Elba, risks a further backlash over his latest comments.

He said: ‘I have heard people talk about how there should be a lady Bond or a gay Bond. But they wouldn’t be Bond for the simple reason that wasn’t what Ian Fleming wrote.’

The 88-year-old star said ‘political correctness’ should not be pandered to, insisting: ‘It is not about being homophobic or, for that matter, racist – it is simply about being true to the character.’

It shouldn’t be shocking that a character known for being a ladies man can’t be a woman or gay. What is surprising? The fact Bond himself isn’t riddled with STDs. See, this is all make believe! Make believe; just like pretending you’re a woman when you have a big old tallywhacker hanging between your legs.

But that brings about a legitimate concern. Bond is so promiscuous and martini’d up, he’d do well to be careful these days when it comes to his escapades. This isn’t the 1970’s and that ‘lady’ at the bar…

She’s got a ‘Moonraker’!

If Hollywood wants to make Jane Bond or Caitlyn Bond in order to check off the social justice warrior box, then good for them. We just don’t think it will work…

Comments

mr ted October 25, 2015 at 1:47 pm

Most of the gay guys I know are not attracted to, dare I say, femy guys. Making bond gay would be pointless. His appeal is his over manliness. And a woman? Really? Thats just crazy. Although it would be a funny sketch on SNL. Maybe if they got back to there politically incorrect past, they could be funny again.

Doug October 25, 2015 at 1:48 pm

I’m glad Moore said it.

But if they did…. bye bye franchise.

Occam's Stubble October 25, 2015 at 2:17 pm

After Kevin Costner made that Robin Hood movie with Morgan Freeman, one of the famous black comedians (Prior? Murphy?) said “Don’t put black people in stories that don’t have them.”

Q Tran October 25, 2015 at 2:34 pm

How about having a bond girl, lesbian, looks like Beyonce? I’d watch that. But then again, that premise sounds alot like a plot to a porn spoof.

Allen October 25, 2015 at 5:23 pm

He’s right, you know.

Dawn October 25, 2015 at 5:35 pm

I would never see another James Bond movie again if they did

Thetawake October 25, 2015 at 7:35 pm

It’s bad enough we’ve got disney/marvel ruining iconic fictional heroes with the ‘diversity’ agenda instead diverse peoples’ creating their own original and legitimate iconic characters, but could you imagine hearing, ‘My name is Bond…JANE Bond’!? There would be laughter in the theater. It would be like the theater I was in that erupted in laughter when ‘Giant Black Guy Head’ popped up on the screen for the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. Followed by a twenty-something black guy three rows from me who said in a loud gameshow host-like voice, ‘SOCIAL JUSTICE FROM A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY’ which was of course met with even bigger laughter and applause. By the warped logic of these leftist idiots, I’d would’ve been perfectly fine for Idris Elba to be cast in the title role of the movie Steve Jobs. The internet age has got everyone thinking its appropriate to interact with everyone and every issue, all the time. We need to go back to the world where everybody gets along better because everybody just minds there own damn business.

Cobalt-Blue October 25, 2015 at 8:13 pm

One of the best fanfictions I ever read was about Bond being kidnapped and being rescued by over a dozen of his children- all of them always knew how to find father.

zaqzilla October 25, 2015 at 10:19 pm

Why do jerks always want to change established characters. If you want a female or gay character create one! Stop trying to feminize or gay up established characters!

Steve October 26, 2015 at 10:47 am

Because it’s not about making female or gay characters. It’s more about stomping out the overtly male ones. The same thing with demanding access to all male clubs or even male restrooms. They can make unisex restrooms and country clubs that don’t have gender requirements. But equal access isn’t the goal. The goal is wiping out anything that is exclusive, just to wipe it out.