Fox News Mail Call - 2/23/14 Edition

Yes, we still get mail for Fox News. Here's a look at some of our latest from people who can't tell us apart. Proof positive, in case you needed any, that Fox News viewers are not well informed!

As always, names and other identifying information has been redacted to protect the ignorant. Spelling, grammar and punctuation have been left intact. Also, as always, if a legitimate Fox representative contacts us, we will forward any and all emails to them.

Subject: Shep Little League Story

I was hoping to get this to Shep's producer. My name is (redacted), my son (redacted) is being sued for a half a million dollars in NJ for a little league incident when he was 11. We were in the news last year when case broke, but the difference in the 2 cases, our accusers will not give up.

If Shep does a follow up and would like a different perspective we would love the publicity. Either way, he did a great job yesterday and we are very happy for the California family.

Subject: (none)

Get rid of red eye

Subject: Fast food healthy options!

Hello Fox News,

I'm writing to let you know there are more healthier options than you give fast food restaurants credit for. I would like for you to do a study on my eating habits and see how I have maintained a healthy life style while eating mcdonalds everyday. I weighted 160 pounds at age 18 when I was in the best shape of my life. I am now 47 years old and have worked at mcdonalds and eat there everyday and have maintained a healthy physique. I am now only 170 pounds and in excellent shape.

Subject: attention getter - maybe ???If you like

To Megan Kelly's staff:

If you like our Senatos you can keep our Senators --- BUT IT WILL COST YOU MORE !!!!

Subject: ACA (Obamacare) signup revelations/'greased' enrollee

process/cash incentives/new 'buzzword' among illegals/ what REALLY happens to enrollee appeal applications/ ETC. Attn: Megan Kelly, Sean Hannity, Judge Jeane, PLEASE. (This comes straight from hours of dinner conversation with a contract worker for ACA here in Roswell, NM, a 'hotbed' of enrollment). I was born before WW II and am a very concerned American. Captain 'M'

That's it for now. We've still got a few more to share with you next time. Also, if history - and Fox News' steady diet of misinformation - is any guide, we'll surely keep receiving new ones.