"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"
"first rule of f!ght club is...you do not talk about f!ght club...if this is your first night at f!ght club, you have to f!ght."
- Obviously, from f!ght club.

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fu*king walrus-looking piece of sh*t. Get the fu*k off of my obstacle. Get the fu*k down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-d*cks every cannibal on the Congo." - Full Metal Jacket

"Who said that? Who the fu*k said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh*t, twinkle-toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fu*king godmother said it. Out-fu*king-standing. I will PT you all until you fu*king die. I'll PT you until your a**holes are sucking buttermilk." - Full Metal Jacket

"Listen, Alex, I make you special deal, huh, i give you 5 minutes to pack all your sh*t you dont want thrown away, and if you take 1 extra minute, I have my two friends, they take your testicles and remove them through your anus"-Rob Schneider as the Landlord (Grandma's Boy)

Alex-"Your bed is a car" Jeff "Yeah but its a fu*kin sweet, car, my roommates said they're gonna get me rims for christmas, or a cv radio so i can talk to other car beds, that'll be hot, i might get a stereo too. My sister said i should get an alarm"-Jeff (Grandma's Boy)

"O yeah, come on Lara, my c*ck is lost in the jungle and it's up to you to find it. O Lara you dirty dirty adventurer. Come on lets go explorin. Why dont you explore my underwear baby"-Alex masturbating to Lara Croft doll (Grandma's Boy)