Today we celebrate the joy of pointing out everyone that doesn't have a love interest. Yay!
This really is one of the crummiest holidays. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse, you're expected to by them something. If not, you may feel bad about being alone and by ten on-sale heart-shaped-boxes of chocolate. Either way, you're spending money and getting little out of the ordinary in return (well, most of us).

Ah! That's a wonderful holiday!
I wore black on Vday. Just because. Someone gave me a valentine anyway. It was annoying, but they were my friend, and it was a friendship one.
Have you ever noticed that? There's a holiday for lovers, but where, may I ask, is the holiday for friends? I'm quite dissapointed.

My grandma thinks that Valentine's Day is a sacred holiday. I have no clue why, though.
And by the way, V-Day means nothing to me. I never had a boyfriend. Heck, I've never even been kissed. I shall spend my life alone forever. T_T

[q]One, weird run-on.[/q]
It was a weird story. Why would I make a sane run-on for a weird story?
[q]Two, what does his lack of intelligence have to do with anything?[/q]
It doesn't have anything to do with anything. Don't worry, one day you'll get over my insanity. Or not.

[q]It was in kindergarten. Me and some other kid wanted to impress the other kids, then he kissed me. It was really nasty and slobbery and wet and he's stupid anyway.[/q]
Awww . . . and it wasn't even with someone you liked. Poor Saki-fen. :`(
Ahh, I remember I had a 'boyfriend' in kinderguarden, or somewhere around that age. I don't think he actually realized he was supposed to be that, so it was very awkward. I'm kinda oblivious, so I went around telling everyone we were going to be married. And then I think I forced him to dress up in a wedding dress. We have pictures. It was entertaining. I think he's blocked it from his memory, tho'. I did too, for a while.

[q]It was in kindergarten. Me and some other kid wanted to impress the other kids, then he kissed me.[/q]
Hah at least he kissed you. In Kindergarten I liked this one boy named Nicky. We'd hold hands and shit like that, share crayons, and finger paint together... all that romantic kindergarten shit. Then one day I jumped on him and kissed him. I don't think that counts though so yeah... the end.

[q]Hah at least he kissed you. In Kindergarten I liked this one boy named Nicky. We'd hold hands and shit like that, share crayons, and finger paint together... all that romantic kindergarten shit. Then one day I jumped on him and kissed him. I don't think that counts though so yeah... the end.[/q]
What kind of kiss? *no shame in intruding*
I used to get kissed a lot. That's because I was pretty when I was little. -_-