Fragrance Jokes

I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories...

If Elon Musk released a line of fragrances they would probably call it..

Tesla for Men or something like that

What is a millennial’s favourite fragrance?

Scents of entitlement.

A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and as...

I’ve just released my own fragrance.

But nobody on this bus seems to like it.

What is Tesla’s new fragrance called?

Elon Musk

When the carbon tax comes into effect, fragrance manufacturers will be upset..

..they will be paying per fume.

I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm going to call it "Eau de Humanity"

A man buys some cologne before a job interview...

A man quickly headed to Walmart before a job interview looking to buy some cologne. Not knowing which one to buy, he asked the employee which fragrances were purchased the most by other customers. The employee directed him to five standard fragrances, all of which the man then bought. However, not k...

If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?

Linsey Dawn's Double Gee's

Anyway I had this really bad dream that I was in a terrible car accident.

I awoke in the hospital and Linsey Dawn McKenzie was my Nurse, standing over me. OMG, those beautiful sexy eyes, her incredible GG+ rack spilling out of her bra, straining to come out of her crisp, white uniform, the br...

Now that Benedict XVI is out of work...

...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.