The greatest rock festival lineup of all time

Keep your Ozzfest and your Lollapalooza and your Bonnaroo and your SXSW, you crazy hippie kids. One look at this year’s incredible Coachella lineup proves why this astonishing rock fest is fast becoming the Woodstock of this generation. Eternal, profound, soul altering, so powerful you want to rip out your eardrums with a backhoe. Just look at those names, would you? I mean, oh my GOD.