Each week, we look at the biggest celebrity news—and amuse ourselves by imagining how those celebrities might have reacted. Join us as we blow bubbles with Drew Barrymore, tweet with Will and Kate’s dog, and giggle with Mary-Kate Olsen.

Rumors swirl that ‘N Sync may be reuniting at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night.

Chris Kirkpatrick’s mom opens his bedroom door. Chris is combing his hair in the mirror. She looks to the bed and sees a glitzy outfit laid out on the mattress. There's a twerking tutorial video playing on his laptop; she notes a pair of grillz resting on his desk.

“Chris, what is going—?”

“Mom, get out of my room, geez!”

Drew Barrymore joins Twitter.

Drew takes a break from blowing bubbles on her deck to text Cameron Diaz: “cammy, i'm on twitter now! do u know if there's any way for me to tweet a SMELL!??!? i have this great idea. . .

Bradley Cooper set to play Lance Armstrong in an upcoming biopic.

Sheryl Crow finishes spooning a tofu stir-fry into a Tupperware. She lets out a deep sigh. She opens a cabinet and shakes her head. She hasn't had to do this in a long time. She takes out a box of Live Strong bracelets and a jar of hydrochloric acid. She removes one bracelet with a pair of tongs and dips it gently into the acid. She watches as the yellow color fades and the entire bracelet quickly disintegrates. She lets herself bask in that momentary high before returning the jar and box to the cabinet. She flits out of the kitchen, a bounce returned to her step.

On the same day as Lupo, Will and Kate's dog, appears prominently in the hotly-anticipated Royal Family portraits, Sunny Obama is introduced to the world.

Lupo sits under an oak tree crafting a tweet: “Some dogs think they deserve the cover of goddamn vogue after just one tongue wag pic, smh.”

One of the royal squirrels, Percy VI, scurries up to Lupo. “Scram, Percy,” Lupo barks. “I'm trying to subtweet Sunny Obama, for god's sake. I need to focus!”

Ben Affleck is cast as the new Batman in the upcoming Man of Steel sequel.

Matt Damon tiptoes into his house and carefully closes the front door.

His wife Luciana is waiting on the couch with a glass of red wine. “Nice, Matt. Just great! Now I have to hear the two of them talk about Batman this and superhero that for the next decade??! I can’t do it!”

Matt sits down. “There’s nothing I could have done. I didn’t think they’d give it to him! You think I want to sit across from his smug jaw as he goes on and on about his costume and his paycheck and the royalties?”

“No more double dates, Matt. I can't do it. Only if George comes."

Jobs bombs at the box office.

Mila Kunis slinks into the living room as Ashton finishes a beer.

“It's okay, babe.” She rubs his shoulders. “Why don't you cash in on an animated film as a rebound? Or—”