“So the first time I met Gene Simmons, I was like ‘Whoa, that’s Gene Simmons. He’s like right here.’ So I went over and introduced myself. He grabs me by the shoulders, and he says, ‘You are a powerful and talented young man.’ He’s staring at me in my eyes and says, ‘If we were in prison, I would make love to you.’ I was like, ‘Oh.’” - Chester Bennington

From a conversation I just had with my significant other while playing Dead Island.

Me: These people are awesome (upon discovering a group of humans standing around and not trying to shoot me in the face.)

SO: Why?

Me: They aren't trying to shoot me in the face. It's a nice change of pace.

SO: So? I bet they're stupid or something.

Me: (After talking to the humans.) Yea... they got locked out of their own house by a zombie and want me to help them get back in...

Of course the zombie was damn thug (think zombie on steroids) wearing a helmet AND body armor so it's not only a DPS sponge but it takes reduced damage AND increases my weapons deterioration which I bitched about loudly while killing the damn thing.

SO: (After it was finally dead.) You should take all their stuff and eat all their food before you let them back in.