Battle Axe And Her Republican Trumpeting Waze

long festering within my noggin grew a germinal whim to broadcast (albeit electronically) the constant harrangues
from the surviving zison clan of the cave bairs and lamb basted regularly soon after we set foot within the premises
of a family property (since sold). yet those dozen years remain fraught with non positive memories.

Upon bitterly cold dawning hours of one January 2000 daythe Harns family desperately sought a place to live – “haythere” Nelson Swartley (an independent realtor)politely responded bringing unwelcome news viz our sos re layinforming us (myself the missus, and two young toddlers –daughters begotten as thee wife hoop fully did pray)our rental lease would not be renewable, we could not stay

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Though tipping the scales at less than ten pounds of flesh oye vay(this bundle of sugar, spice and every nice,especial favorite tomb paternal grand pop re: Zay-da (adorned in pink bows), she warranted to eyes a betrayhull to human species, and closely resembled everyother alien look alike new born, and gnome hatter how graysh us aye tried (to pass said offspring as smart pet) a blue jaywould be a stretch, but artful persuasion faux nada okay

cuz no animals except bipedal hominids could overrideunlawful occupancy capacity subsequently exceedingby one measly pip squeaking infant, we needed to parlayinsight to relocate from flatlocated in Schwenksville, pencil vane knee yay.* I * S * I * N * G * Thus, we reckoned to live temporarily at premises spouseoccupied since the age of eighteen enthusiasm did not rousefor less than fond memories on par with demiseof quite bloody story book sans one mousefrom three, who crossed paths with a carvers knife that louseof farmer’s wife akin to me mother in law from hellsince the then recent death of her husband, whose housesituated at 1148 Tree green Lanea domicile – which provided shortcomings to grouse(unlike being settled in outer limits of Willoghby -totally fictitious town in the twilight zone of Clausand Sanity, an edenic hamlet tucked into foothillsof Penn Valley), a quaint nook plum tree perfect,where imaginary Stratford Upon avon convergedlikened to a well sewed blouse.* I * S * I * N * G * Tangential to our lives, re: a final decision whereSylvia would live unanimously decreed veerhull lee by the two elder sisters of thine wife theirfinal decision to relocate widow closer with miles to spareto the middle sibling (who resided in Paradise) prayerhome companion land, said authoritarianism decreedoverruled and over rode desperate pleas, they would not hearZion widow in mourning whose sentimental bric a brac dearmemories and paraphernalia filled every cranny quite clearthe matriarch scion a pack rat hoarding akin to hibernating bearcramped quarters nada so brief tenancy partly this poem I air.* I * S * I * N * G * No sooner than we set foot within said domicileattestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guileinitially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Islenever forget (nor will spouse forgive) with rancor and rileceaselessly besieging, bruiting bare-knuckle skirmishesfor us to remove ourselves and personal belonging with vilelent vitriolic wrath from the day we decampedwithin hoity -toity Mainline –our matted unwelcome would endure for quite a white.* I * S * I * N * G * With hindsight and accumulative less cloudy fifty shades of gray,an irrevocable clear er voyance viz summoning forth would layan irreconcilable rift (rivaling the Mariana), and constant naysaying presaged an emotional price to paywhereat we deterred sale of vintage crystal balls – our staypurported prevented sale of precious heirlooms – oye vayin tandem to estate sale divvied up, cuz we whar in the way.

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Analogous to Little Red Riding Hood, we could not seeblitzkrieg, cannonading, incessant strafe carpet bombing re:bloody onslaught from the generation of elder vipers queendured feeling trapped by memorabilia meant nothing to me* I * S * I * N * G * Warfare found us hunkering down within said tract housing unit,a fusillade fired off re: porting volleys of character assassinationbombarded this unfortunate civilian clearly implicated to whitfor being a non jewish schlemiel inducing endless economic denigrating calumniations – fulminating against this “twit”we decried wicked, vicious, unwarranted abuse would not quitwith no defense against slings and arrows, a plague roundof ceaseless, ferocious, and insidious pilloried that pitpendulous injustices for each of our arse (emphatic brandingper diem me own scrawny gluteus maximus to gitthe hell out – eventually hiring a lawyer with eviction edict!