Once upon a time, there was a Hamster named Bob. He was the eldest of 144 siblings, all of whom were also named Bob (yes, even his sisters). He grew up a happy hamster child, starred in a few obscure computer games, started a revolution and founded his own country, saved the world from unspeakable evil once or twice, and finally decided to settle down and get a real job. Sound mundane? Well, nothing stays simple long in Bob's life.

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