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Hey guys, great article! I'm a Romanian myself (check out our article too), so I probably don't understand half of the jokes on your article (but then again, I have my revenge, you won't get half of ours, har, har) -- but it was a very entertaining read anyway. Keep up the good work! :-) Cheers, Gutza 21:30, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Really good artickle!

LT

))) that's great :) at least look at our article "lithuania" but some people, oh...not some I mean many people doesn't understand JOKES :DDDDD

Probably assholes terrorising this article are stupid assholes with insufficient ability to understand english. You are not patriots of Estonian republic but jerks sitting on those lower steps of evolution concerning intelligence and sense of humour.

I Luv Ham

To Hmmm

rape.ee

As Estonians have grown older, Rape.ee has eventually been taken over by the Russian underground resistance movement orkut.com. Estonia has the highest amount of orkut users in the world pro capital. It is believed that each Estonian has at least 114 profiles including 18% (käibemaks) tax. Most commonly they have a profile for their pet cow and their dead uncle. Orkut has become the Russian minority’s main tool for secretly speaking the Russian language among Estonians, after the famous 1989 gag order was introduced – (§2992.1122. act 152. sub §212/19), where all Russian speakers were ordered to wear a hardcore red-ball masochistic strap-on in their mouth. Consequently, many Estonians have also been executed for accidentally uttering Russian expressions such as: Vodka, Putin, Borsch, and Michael Jackson. Some native Estonians were mistakenly jailed and sent to Võru (Estonian Gulag camp), after saying the word interNET, believed by the secret Estonian Kohuke Grupp Boys (formerly KGB ) to be an acronym for KomIntern (International communist movement) and the Russian word NET (“no” or fishing net). The Estonians set so much pride in their Russian-free Orkut zone, that when a Danish billionaire, real-estate oligarch/ male stripper, became the undisputed owner of the Estonian Orkut community (with nearly 6 million legitimate Estonian users), and allowed Russian users of the community to write the words: Vaz, Gaz, and Lada, he was immediately attacked by Estonian nationalist kohukeboys and boycotted. He is now serving time in the Gulag camp in Nizhny-Põltsamaa and forced to listen to Uno Loop, singing Estonian versions of Kirkorov. He is to be set free, if he will agree to ban all Russians from Orkut, and admit, under oath that Tatu is originally an Estonian band from Tartu. Estonians further claim that Pushkin was originally Estonian and his works were translated into Russian by a Finnish mumitroll.

(maybe this should be under language...)

A new name

I just thought that it would be funny if someone added Asstonia as one of the names of Estonia. Sounds nice. No offence. Though I'm not registered.

Eesti blogosfäär

am sure this talk page would be much funnier

...if i could read whatever European language most of this is written in lo--Dan van 08:34, 5 October 2006 (ETC)

made in estonia.

this article is 100% estonian. why? first, for one small country it's waaay 2 long... second, it's not funny in rood way, there is no umbrageous jokes: there is joke in pic about mountain in hungary. highest mountain in hungary is almost 1000m but highest peak of estonia is only 300m! it's not all... it article about lithuania there is "funny joke" that there is only 12% lithuanians in lithuania, and majority is russians! but here, nooo...

so fuck u! not funny at all, i can see that this is written by some fat estonian who has 2 much free time... and after he did it, he blocked any possibility to change original not-funny text

Nome !

Trieste's name !

Estonia v. Georgia

I am sure that the recent case where the fascist Estonia's former SS-officers bombed Georgia should be mentioned:

On August 7, 2007, a missile fell down in the Georgian-controlled metropolis of Tsitelubani. Georgian officials said that two Russian fighter jets violated its airspace and fired a missile. However, this claim was soon overthrown - obviously, the fascist Estonia was behind this.

The official version is that two Fascist Estonian Air Force fighter AN-2 fired the missile, which fell on the edge of a village but did not explode. The pilots have been identified as the former SS officers Bill Gates and Vladimir Putin, and they have been identified as members of the Erna Society.

twelve months

Well, to be honest, the words twelve months sound more like "cocks taste good" instead of "cock stays good", could anyone change that...

I wish I could add this

Demographics

Because Estonians love to travel and mingle with other cultures, Estland is now facing a shortage in births.
Attempts have been made to transfer Estonians to research labs around the world and try to breed them in captivity. But since their alphabet lacks the letter F, they have no F-word to start with (see *seks* http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Estonia#Language).
Laws are already being adapted to allow human cloning and prevent the number of total Estonians from going under 76. unsigned comment by User:Wasntme.

Don't be fooled Wasntme, you can add. The "all" users thing is just a little trick on the template. Add away, it's a worthy addition. <3 .talk.work.?pedia.

grrr

i already wrote something about this, but i didnt notice any change, so i will write it again.
this is very long article, but IM SURE that is't funny for estonians only... i am from slovenia, and there are so many naughy jokes and article (about my country) is too short. but this article is not mean at all (it is if u are not estonian) and for such small and inhabited country, waaaay to long. it would be funny if there is joke about "beautiful" estonian natrue (lots of mountains and beautiful beachs - right!) but nooooo... and demografics... wtf?! in article for lithuania there are only 10% lithuanians (funny, yes)--- but here... u see what am i talking about? it is very unfair to write that every slovenian is gay but nothing about this small, cold country. and u locked this, just like slovenian one.

Viva la democracia (on estonian way)!!!

did u know?

that estonia is most non-religious country in EU?

that there is one russian on every 3 estonians?

that estonia is ugly?

that it has only 1 300 000 ppl and lose 10 000 every year?

that highest peak of estonia is 300 m?

that i can write many more estonia fatcs that aren't very pleasant?

that im a retard?

WRITE JOKES ABOUT THIS, NOT ABOUT SOME RATE.EE SITE... POOOOOOR!

what is unpleasant about being non-religious? most people i know are really proud about it. 2. yes, that makes us also really sad. but luckily russian population is decreasing with rocket-speed whereas birth rate among estonians is positive! 3. ugly? think again. you probably haven't even seen our cities and definitely you know nothing about estonian nature. 4. no, estonian birth rate got positive. one of the few countries in europe to achieve that. the only ex-soviet coutnry with positive birth rate. 5. huh? and still estonia has been one the most desired crown jewels for all the kingdoms and empires around us... 6. if you intend to continue like that, go ahead

=== and that picture should change something? i stil think estonia is ugly. that pic is only some field with wood in behing, and it looks nice because of effect of Sun. if we go that way, any country in world is beautiful. bye

ps. this is beauty. ===

Proposal

May be somebody should put that Wikipedia template or whatever it's called, maybe it would keep it from being vandalized. Martin Raiste is trying to get laid. He has small dick but big heart.

Too long

This article is a jumbled mess - too long and generally unfunny. Also, sections are repetitive and/or contradict each other. I'm Estonian, and although I "get" the jokes, most of them are not very good. I can't even imagine any non-Estonian reading through this article, much less understanding what the fuck it's talking about. A complete rewrite is probably needed, with some internal consistency, better grammar and moar lulz. Elanorea 08:30, 13 February 2009 (UTC)