(This should be taken as the only thing I care to mention at the moment.)
Funniest thing I picked up and watched was Tha Eastsidaz DVD. Dvd was all Spanish dubbed except for the music videos (subtitles were in spanish too... funny!... how things translate that is...).

a bunch of crabs running away from this dude who had just caught them-- he was dragging the trap up the side of the waterfront thinggie and i guess it opened as the box came up over the side, and all these scrabbly crabbies came scrabbling out and took off across the paved walkway (this is in downtown jersey city).
all i saw at first were all these galloping crabs in all sizes heading towards me, and then this big guy in big boots yelling very small 4-letter words stomping after them.

a bunch of crabs running away from this dude who had just caught them-- he was dragging the trap up the side of the waterfront thinggie and i guess it opened as the box came up over the side, and all these scrabbly crabbies came scrabbling out and took off across the paved walkway (this is in downtown jersey city).
all i saw at first were all these galloping crabs in all sizes heading towards me, and then this big guy in big boots yelling very small 4-letter words stomping after them.

I saw a blue toilet seat on top of a white hooded Toyota Camry. In New York, this isn't weird though.
The other day, I saw a motorist slowing down to a stop at a yellow light because I was crossing the road.....Now that is weird!
A vibrator!