I couldn't stop myself LOling and that's pretty hard to make me do when i'm alone and not being polite.

Here's a story you might have heard before.
There were three pilots that crashed their plane on an island because they were busy posting on the forum on their laptops.
The native cannibals caught them and said through a translator machine their scientists from the land of Uh-Merca had made them: "We'll set you free if you can get 10 of a fruit which we'll stuff down your butt. If you make a noise, youre dead, otherwise, youre free but don't ask us for an aeroplane." because cannibals like a good joke as much as anyone else.
The first pilot could only find apples. He squaked on the 3rd apple and had his head chopped off.
The second pilot could only find strawberries(lucky devil!). He was fine up till the last strawberry when he burst out laughing and had his head chopped off.
In heaven, the first pilot asked the second pilot, "why are you here. You had strawberries you lucky devil." The second pilot said: "I saw the third pilot and he was carrying durians.

Smilies are friends, not food. ..............Now You See It, Now You Don't..............Proud Copper Widow

Wikipedia wrote:WahoonieA fruit that grows in Howondaland. It is highly prized by connoisseurs as they rarely prize something common; the colour (earwax) and smell (like a sick anteater) make most people feel ill. It is also covered in spikes.

Its name may be based on the poisonous wahoo fruit, although the description is similar to the durian.

Ankh-Morpork is known as the Big Wahoonie, although the fruit does not smell that bad.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.