So, basically...Kermit the Frog is a whore — he'll sell himself to any automaker that will take his furry green froggie butt and plop it into the front seat of a car. But really, at least he's doing what other big celebs have done — commercialized himself overseas, as in this BMW 1-Series commercial for South Africa. And although we totally have no idea what the hell he's saying — the "making of" video after the jump is in english — and pretty damn funny. Especially when he asks if he can get the Beemer in green. For you Kermit, I think they'll do it — after all, you're a star now. A bright, shining star.