Saturday, September 1, 2018

That's Why You Yell 'Fore!'

Oh, great. Now Brutus is going to have his second concussion for the year. Maybe this is what really happened. Brutus snuck out to play a round of golf during work, and the ball hit him on the top of his head. Needing medical care but not wanting to reveal that he snuck out of work, Brutus drives back, fakes falling down and says he's "dazed and confused" and probably has a "concussion" in order to get the company to pay for his medical expenses. This kind of thing happens all the time.