Via WJFK in Washington comes this photo of Bryce Harper, carrying Girl Scout cookies in his newly enormous arms. He said all winter he was lifting, and he wasn't joking.

Harper has always been cut (here's a photo from last summer, when those pythons were still just garter snakes), but this is something else altogether. He's still just 21, young enough that he hasn't fully filled out. But we're old enough to remember that we can't go nuts over giant baseball muscles without running the risk that we're all going to look silly one day.