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A parodic archetype of the worldview, values, and mannerisms of a "country-club WASP", he is very rich and seems to lack morals. Whitey is preoccupied with money and wealth, but does not know what a bank is until his caddy's chauffeur informs him that "a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested". Judge Whitey is also the reason that the Institute for Criminally Insane Humans is full, and is reminded this by a baliff, who says "that facility has been full ever since you declared that being poor was a mental illness".

Ron Whitey: The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money. [3ACV11]

Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. [3ACV11]Ron Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.

Ron Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity? [3ACV11]Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.[Judge Whitey bangs his gavel.]Ron Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.

Ron Whitey: So I said to Kitty, "The only way to keep the butler from running away is to cut off, his foot!"[Bender laughs quietly and lights his cigar.]Ron Whitey: Yes, it reminds me of a joke I heard about upper-middle-class people. [4ACV16]