Hilary Duff really likes scorpions, I mean really

Hilary Duff plays Yonica Babyyeah in the new movie War, Inc.. In this clip, Yonica apparently likes sticking scorpions down her pants and having Middle Eastern dudes retrieve it while John Cusack watches. Neat. All that aside, even with a venomous insect in her crotch, Hilary Duff’s vagina is still safer than Paris Hilton’s. Like 100 times safer. In fact, I’m surprised someone hasn’t built a playground there for children yet.

Great, now we’ll see her on all the talk shows yapping about how much she has in common with the character, how great it was to work with John Cusack, and that it really isn’t a real scorpion (no, really, it’s not, giggle-giggle tee hee)!