Howdy~name: Amygender: Femaleage: 18birthday: January 8 same as Elvis and David Bowie~nationality: American, Texan specifically

Okee... Let\'s see if I can\'t do this without messing it up somehow...

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME

- I am an insomniac. And I\'m really good at it.
- I have an evil cat that knows how to act cute when all she wants to do is bite your entire arm off. Her name is Shadow, and she\'s a paranoid motherfucker.
- I\'ve lived in Asia for two fantastic years of my life.
- I want to go back to Asia one day.
- My dad is super old compared to everyone else\'s dad, lol...
- I am more spiritual than religious.
- I have an undying love for Big Bang, Beast and SHINee, as well as SNSD and 2NE1.
- I am a rabid tea drinker. I\'m addicted to it. I haven\'t found a tea I don\'t like.
- I collect tea sets, postes and buttons.
- I have about 30 different tea sets. I love tea sets.
- I am a pervert on the surface, but a romantic at heart.
- When I curse I put sailors to shame.

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A REGULAR CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY BROTHER OVER FB CHAT because we don\'t talk to each other in person, lol

Him: hey. make me a sandwich.

Me: Make it yourself.

Him: NO YOU

Me: NOOOO YOUUUU

Him: You\'re on my list now. Better watch your back.

Pause.

Me: hay guess what.

Him: wat

Me: i just made myself a sandwich

Him: NO YOU DID\'T

Me: yes i did.

Him: DO NOT LIE

Me: it was really tasty

Him: NO >:1

Me: yessir it was yummy

Him: im going to punch you in your sleep

Me: just try it. shadow will rip your face off

Him: No she won\'t. she and i have recently made peace

Me: yeah right. she just threw up on your floor, how is that making peace?

Him: YOU MADE HER SICK. she was in my room for comfort because you kick her out of yours

Me: because she scratches my stuff and shits in my bathtub

Him: cause you kick her out :p

Me: you know, one time i just picked up the poop in the tub and didn\'t clean it properly and then let you use it.

Little Dingy ApartmentHere, there was a safety that allowed him to be free. Here, you could shower him with all the love he deserved.Final Fantasy VII
Reader x Reno

Ah-celebratin\'How does one celebrate the victory of their favorite football team? The American Way, that\'s how~Axis Powers Hetalia
Reader x America/Alfred Jones

Flames of DesireIt was impossible to contain your desire for each other. But then again, why would you ever try?Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Rin Okumura

Asi Se Baila El TangoThere are no words for the way he feels about you. And he’d be surprised if there were words for the things he wanted to do to you.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x 6YL!Hayato Gokudera

Proper GreetingsHopefully, you would welcome him home like this next time~Naruto
Reader x Naruto Uzumaki

Better Late...It was his turn to snort. \"Were you taking any of this seriously?\"
\"Of course I was! I am insulted, Ryuji...\"Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Ryuji \"Bon\" Suguro

WantWanting is not needing. However, it is just as strong.Final Fantasy VII
Reader x Reno

Dangerous SituationsOkay, so this wasn’t all that bad.Harry Potter
Reader x Charlie Weasley

NervesEverybody gets nervous, even those you least expect. But it’s those that overcome their fears for their desires that surprise us the most.Ookiku Furikabutte
Reader x Ren Mihashi

SpandexIn that get up, it was practically staring at you. And you couldn\'t possibly be expected to keep your hands to yourself.The Amazing Spiderman
Slight!Reader x Spiderman (Peter Parker)

Unintentionally IntentionalWhen Fran seems uninterested, what can a woman like you do to salvage your relationship before it crumbles completely?
Your best bet is to take Lussuria’s advice and just read the damn book.
Little did you know, you were actually doing everything right for once.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Fran

ConstantThis one constant was all he needed to go on.Supernatural
Reader x Sam Winchester

Melancholy of the HeirNo one knew what to expect from the dreambubbles but a harsh reminder of their pasts and regrets.Homestuck
Slight!Reader x John Egbert

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THE WORKS

Restart, With LoveHe left his world behind because he had nothing left. He had been damaged permanently and he could never fix himself now. That is, until you came along.Post-Deathly Hallows
Reader x George Weasley

Songs Of Your LifeSongs give us a glimpse into emotion, life and reality. This is a little glimpse into yours.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Various

Montague\'s JulietFinally, he may have found the one he\'s been looking for.Harry Potter
Reader x OC

Walls of GlassYour life was too far out of your control. The walls you had so carefully built to sustain yourself were shattering like glass around you. No matter how hard you tried, you couldn\'t piece them back together. And of course, he wasn\'t helping any either!Kingdom Hearts
Reader x Riku

The Seven Years It TookImagine I’m falling in love with you. Can you picture it? Now picture that backwards.Harry Potter
Reader x Seamus Finnigan

Adventures of Skunk Boy and the Sleepy GeniusUnrequited love is for chumps.Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Ryuji \"Bon\" Suguro

MamihlapinatapaiThe wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x TYL!Ryohei Sasagawa

Guitar HeroYou had to say that getting wrapped up in this apocalyptic journey with the young and cute Dave Strider had been completely unexpected.
But a rocker always expected the unexpected!
*ENTER PANTY-DROPPIN\' GUITAR RIFF HERE*Homestuck
Reader x Dave Strider | Past!Reader x Bro

CancerThis love was a disease. It was dangerous, it was unwanted and neither of you were ready for it.Homestuck
Reader x Karkat Vantas

A Better Love StoryThan Twilight.Adventure Time
Reader x Marshall Lee

SpinningMeeting someone like you in a place such as this was something that hadn\'t been planned for the eighteenth birthday of the Vongola Decimo. It left his mind whirling when he was gone, like the way a body twisted on a pole.
In the end, he didn\'t regret getting to know you. But he did plan on saving you from the life you were forced to live.
He could only hope that you would come with him when he did.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x 4YL!Tsuna Sawada

Batter Up!He couldn\'t score a home run in a baseball game, but maybe he could with you.Ookiku Furikabutte
Reader x Yuuichirou Tajima

Honey Badgers and Cobras\"The Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in all the Animal Kingdom.
It really doesn’t give a shit.\"
--RandallHarry Potter
Reader x Draco Malfoy

Dark ImproprietyIt is wrong, a relationship between a lady and her servant. But you knew differently. He is no servant. He is no man.
He is the being that encompasses all of your darkest desires, and shamelessly uses them against you to swallow you up and capture your heart.
He is pure sin, and you love the way he tastes.Kuroshitsuji
Reader x Sebastian Michaelis

Love Thy Neighbor“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Your office was next to his. That kind of made him your neighbor, right?Ao no Exorcist
Reader x Mephisto Pheles

I Present To You...\"There is a need of variety in sex, but not in love.\"Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reader x Various

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5/4/2013: Life is screwing with me right now. I don\'t know when I\'ll be updating again.

Summary: Your purpose was to follow him, your oldest friend and King, in a journey with twelve other Dwarves, a Wizard, and a Hobbit to reclaim Erebor, the rightful home of Thorin Oakinshield and your people. The Maker, however, had other plans for you on the way; love. And with a young and reckless Dwarf with royal blood.

Summary: Your life was too far out of your control. The walls you had so carefully built to sustain yourself were shattering like glass around you. No matter how hard you tried, you couldn't piece them back together.