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David: This is the top 10 list. The category tonight, top 10 highlights of Sarah Palin’s trip to New York City. I didn’t even know she was coming; we would have tried to have her on the show. That would have been great. Next time she comes, let’s see if we can get her on the show. She was here she was up at Yankee Stadium. Top 10 highlights now of Sarah Palin’s trip to New York.
Number 10: Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska.
Number 9: Laughed at all the crazy looking foreigners entering the U.N.
Number 8: Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray.
Number 7: Keyed Tina Fey’s car.
Number 6: After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack.
Number 5: Made coat out of New York City rat pelts.
Number 4: Sat in for Kelly Ripa, Regis couldn’t tell the difference.
Number 3: Finally met one of those Jewish people Mel Gibson’s always talking about.
Number 2: Bought makeup at Bloomingdale’s to update her ‘slutty flight attendant’ look.
Number 1 highlight of Sarah Palin’s trip to New York: Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman.

David Letterman calls Sarah Palin a slut during his Top 10 skit about her visiting New York City.