Name: Not actually Ramona, or Flours, or Flowers, or any other variation of the name

Age: Don't worry about it

Occupation: Student/Singer/Writer/Badass

Location: New York - the greatest city in the world!

Fandoms: (Not in order of preference - I love all my babies equally)

One Piece

Supernatural

Sherlock

Harry Potter

Invader Zim

Merlin

Ouran High School Host Club

ironically enough not really Scott Pilgrim

Why is your profile picture a cow? I felt it most accurately described me. A stuffed cow on Manhattan beach, watching the sunset, just before it fell onto the rocky shore below where my dad had to climb over the fence to rescue it. Take from that what you will.

Why are you writing this when you haven't posted anything yet? Because I WILL post something, okay? Gosh. So nosy.UPDATE: I've actually posted one story. Go me. UPPERDATE: I'm working on a whole bunch of stuff, I promise. My next fic will likely be another One Piece or Merlin.

Feel free to PM me directly for anything! About any fic that I have or haven't posted (I will most GLADLY accept a prompt if I think I can pull it off), any personal questions you're curious about, or even if you just need someone to talk to :)

Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.

ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.

Draco has a new life goal and no one and nothing shall hinder him in his valiant pursuit to join the Eaters of Death. Except possibly that pesky Captain Potter. (Fic heavily inspired by Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog.) Epistolary fic. Cracky. Read with no expectations.

It's just another one of those days when everyone's bored out of their minds, yet doing anything constructive seems like too much of an effort... Fluffy one-shot, LuZoLu, possible spoilers for post-time skip. Pending title.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

AU ONESHOT. The fangirls were driving Raito insane, and his only salvation was to pretend to go out with his sort-of-friend, Ryuuzaki Hideki. Unfortunately, Raito discovered that he was just trading one Hell for another. LxRaito.

Finding One Piece, the Straw Hats leave the Grand Line and return to the the East Blue. But history seems determined to repeat itself, and for the second time in twenty five years Loguetown finds itself hosting the trial of Pirate King. Now Complete!

COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE