This is the best game I have ever played and will ever have played in my entire life.
It has more content than Skyrim.
It has better music than all the Final Fantasies combined with Shadow of the Colossus.
It's gameplay features are more addicting than Steam's best selling games combined with those stupid saturated idle games.

My only complaint is that it didn't have Nyan cat in it.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS. OIHAEOGIHEOAI KILL ME