Gintama
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01)?: Huh? This...?: Something's different about the way it springs up...it's unnatural...??: Man, whatever happened to the old days when I used to run and you'd stay just as thick and soft as ever??: Have I really abused you with too many products after all this time??: Ahhh...since I was young, I bleached my topknot, got a perm, really did a lot of stupid crap...SFX: Kapan?: Looks like it's time to put some more glue on...C: BOOOOOSS!!C: Y-Y-Y-YOU IDIOT!! AT LEAST KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER!!?: I'm sorry, sir! Eh? But where would I knock?C: I'm talking about a knock from the heart, stupid!!

03)B: What the hell do you think you're doing?!B: How many times have I told you, violence doesn't solve EVERYTHING!! What is this, a shonen manga?!B: What the fuck is this?! Did something happen?!?: Boss...um, boss...did something happen to your head too?B: Taking out the strongest, fastest team in Edo, the Bulldogs, with only four men...B: What the hell are you people?!G: An? We're that, uh, you know...G: Special Strike Squad...eh....what was it again, dammit!S: Special Strike Squad.....Po...Pomeranian....wasn't it, dammit?G: Ahhh, oh yeah, that, that, let's go with that, dammit!!S: The least they can do is remember the name of their own team...G: Ah! That's right, maltese! It's "MALTESE," dammit!! Don't look down on us!!B: ...OK, but even if you tell us not to look down on Malteses....

04)B: I've never heard of a gang called "Maltese" before!! What do you want?G: Umm...G: What did we come for, again? Shit! I don't know!!B: That's what I'm asking YOU!!S: We've come to pull out Takachin!!S: I won't let my friend become a shoplifter!B: Takachinko? There's no one named that in our team!!?: Err, it's that one guy who joined us recently, Takaya...B: Are you sure? THAT Takaya??: Yes...THAT one.S: HEEEEEY!! What are you doing?!K: Eh? This is Takachinko? You got it wrong, don't fuck around, man!S: What do you mean, I got it wrong?! Just what did you come here to do in the first place?!K: But everyone's head looks like french bread, so it's hard to tell them apart!!B: Glasses...so you're Takaya's ally, huh?B: I get it. Friends...so you're trying to help him return to how he used to be, huh?B: Despite your glasses, seems like you've really got some guts.B: You interest me...if that's all you came to get, then take him and leave!?: But, Boss!

05)B: But before that there's something I want you to do for me.B: Before anyone from our team can leave, there's a certain condition they need to meet.?: But, the way Takaya is now, there's no way he can do it.B: So you guys'll go in his place!B: The rules are simple.B: Speed over to that terminal on your bike.B: If you can make it there before us, then I give you permission to take him out!

06)B: Using weapons or whatever you want to damage the other team is totally OK.B: In that respect, it's a good idea to have one person be the driver and another the attacker.B: Finally, I want all of you guys to participate, since we'll have four from our side as well.G: Sorry, but all we have from our side is a single motor scooter, so could you let us borrow anything?B: Are you guys really a bike gang?G: Of course we are, bastard! A bike gang that's considerate of the environment, that is!S: Wait, sister, do you even have a driver's license?S: Samurai don't worry about small details like that, dammit!S: But sis, if you're really a samurai, you shouldn't just run over everything in your path, dammit. K: Gin-chan, I think I might have to go pee.G: An? Just hop off and find a place to go then.K: Is that really something you should say to a lady?!B: Fufu...this is gonna be interesting...B: Alright, on your mark, get set...SFX: Uon uon uon

11)B: Wha...what the?!B: They just ran over the head of their partner to get ahead!!S: Sister, what the heck are you doing?! You could've killed Gin-san with that, you know!!S: I cannot allow anyone to get in my way, even if they be my own allies...S: I am wind! I have become the wind! KYAHAAAA!S: Huh? Sister?! Did you open the door to another world or something?!S: Ahh, this feels good! In about 3 more km we're going to slip through time!S: Sister, please slip through time without me! More importantly, did you just rip the handle off?!?: Uorraah! We're not letting you get any farther than this!!SFX: Gah goh bakih?: Feel the wrath of the Bulldogs!!S: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF MY 3KM TO SLIPPING THROUGH TIME!!S: Ahh, the handle!!SFX: Zuruh

12)S: Uwabababa, the handle!!S: Sister!! Get ahold of yourself!S: You're mistaken, it wasn't the real thing! That was just a wig!!B: U...uwaaah...now look what you did!! You pulled the hais right off the tip of my head...look at me now!!?: Why are you trying to explain it?B: Matsutarou, is there anything you want??: Boss....I don't think you need to worry...the "secret" of your head is already pretty well-known...

13)S: Ugugu....I can't drive like this!! This is bad...K: Shinpachiii!K: Just try to endure it a little longer, I know you caaaan!!S: Kagura-chan!K: Ooooooo!!?: What the hell is with this kid...does she have a rocket booster attached to her ass or something?!K: Muhahahaha! K: True bike gangs drive fast and wildly no matter what they're driving! We blaze down the path of life altogether!!SFX: GosohK: Show them how different we are, gin-chan!SFX: Bah

14)S: WHO IS THAT?!?!K: Ahhhh, look at Gin-chan! That's why I told you to throw out the sake!!S: How is that the sake's fault?! There's something personally wrong there!!B: Fuhahaha, you guys seem more like a comedy troupe than a bike gang to me!!G: Thaaat's right.G: You seem pretty similar to that too, though! The way you did that flying wig trick!!

15)S: Gin-san!B: ...bastard.B: So that woman was just a decoy...G: I'd be worried about something else if I were you...G: See, I could give you my special Samurai German Suplex right now and send you straight to hell...G: ...but that'd be like throwing water all over Shinpachi's spirit.G: I'm going to do the right thing here and hand the reigns over to the my leader.G: Shinpachi...G: ...let's finish this.

16)?: ...well, I'll be damned.?: To think that there were actually guys that nice out there!!?: I would've never believed that there'd be people that'd go and pick a fight fo rthe sake of someone like Takaya!!?: Who knows what's going through their head...?: Hey, you listenin'? We're saying that it's a complete waste of time to save someone as useless as you!!?: Those poor suckers are probably caught up in our traps by now!!?: After all, there's never been anyone who's survived our ritual....?: Nn??: Hey, what's that?

17)?: You gotta be kiddin' me!?: Why are they running here??: What happened to the bikes?!?: They ran here all the way....?!?: Forget the bike, the Boss isn't even wearing his wig!!T: Why is he so desperate?S: --Takachin.S: I'm the same as you, Takachin.S: I hate my own weakness...S: And I've always...S: wanted to become strong!

18)T: ...well, you sure overdid it this time!T: Do you know how much I suffered to try and get into that team?T: Now you went and made it all for nothing!!T: And don't think I forgive you about the pooping incident, either!S: Yes, yes, I understand.T: If you think I have any intention of atonement, you're far too late!T: You hear me? No matter what you do, I'll never forgive you...T: So don't do that anymore...it's a pain in the ass.T: Back there...the boss was inspired by your guts...T: If they let you into the team, that'd be such a mess.T: Even if you refused, you'd have a hard time.