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Met Gala 2018: Basic Bitches and Crucifixes

“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honoredtradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!

TOM BRADY and GISELE BÜNDCHENtuxedo and gown by Versace

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These two are basic defined. And as a friend of mine said, Tom looks like he’s in Vegas filling in for Siegfried and fucking Roy.

ALEXA CHUNGdress and purse by Alexa Chung, necklace by Buccellati

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I’m actually very much digging the necklace and the lipstick, but this hipster LWD is just tired.

KERI RUSSELL jumpsuit by Chanel

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I’m sorry, but a rope for a belt does not a Heavenly Body make.

LAURA DERN gown by Proenza Schouler

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The necklace gives the slightest of nods to the theme, but it doesn’t work with this dress at all.