No matter how many penises you've interacted with before, when you get married, you're promising to engage with only one penis for the rest of your life. Yes, I know you love your groom's penis because it's attached to that great guy who adores you and whom you adore. But I'm guessing your groom's nether regions didn't have too much to do with why you fell for him. And that's why I'm also guessing that some of us might prefer to commit to a different pecker.

While I've promised that I wouldn't divulge any details on Paul's man parts, I have to say that I'm happy that that's the one penis I'll be associating with. I think I'd be a fan even if it weren't part of my favorite person in the world, though it's hard to tell because I'm obviously biased--and it's the only one I've ever known!

Are you glad to get married to your groom's groin? Or would you want a different wang? Or have you not seen your man's member yet?