My last name is pronounced shi-LAD-ee (roughly rhymes with beef patty). I love puns, cacti, eating out, and good punctuation in text messages. I'm a lifelong Latter-day Saint and I'm gay.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Coast to Coast: Vermont and Quebec City

After our visit to the birthplace of Mormonism Laura and I
drove to Montpelier, Vermont to visit her brother and sister-in-law. This was
my first time in Vermont and I couldn’t believe how rural it was. Seriously, I
saw nothing but trees, rolling hills, and small towns. The state capital only
has a population of 8,000 and it’s way small. It feels like the kind of perfect
little town that would suddenly get destroyed by a volcano in some cheesy
action movie (I mean you, Dante’s Peak).
We took a tour of the state capitol which was actually really cool. I learned
that two presidents have come from Vermont, but they both became president by
being vice-president to a president who died. So apparently Vermont is good at
electing vice presidents.

Vermont: Birthplace of vice presidents who outlive presidents

My friend Leigh drove an hour to visit with me and it was so
great to see her. We had three years of gossip to catch up on after all. She stayed for
dinner and Laura’s sister-in-law Sarah made an awesome meal from local produce. The
salad even had flowers in it which I had never seen before. If I were to write
a slogan for Vermont it would be, “Vermont: Pretty salads.”

Vermont: There are beavers here

Sarah also sketched our road trip so far(based on the stories we told her)

The next day Laura and I drove to Quebec City which is when
our car problems started. Unbeknownst to us Laura’s car was leaking oil. It was
the result of a really poorly done oil change before the trip even started.
During the drive there was no sign of any problem, but one block before we
pulled up to where we’d be staying that night three different warning lights suddenly
came on and the car did not sound healthy. We were super-lucky that the
problems started when we were at our destination instead of in the middle of
nowhere in a French speaking province. We put more oil in the car and it ran
just fine (for a while).

The living room of our awesome Airbnb in Quebec City.I should have taken a picture of Laura's gorgeous room.

My sister Lindsay and my mom flew in to Quebec City that
night to join Laura and me on our Canadian adventure. We spent the whole next
day exploring old town Quebec City and it is so cool. It feels like Europe with
old buildings, winding stone streets, and people speaking a language I don’t
understand. We took a bus tour of the city since we only had a day to see
things. While we were sitting on the upper deck we drove a little too close to
a tree and I ducked to avoid a branch. My sister was sitting right behind me
and didn’t see the branch because my big head was in the way. She had no time
to move when I ducked so she got unexpectedly tree slapped. She was totally
fine thanks to her sunglasses and a healthy amount of laughter cured any embarrassment.

See, it looks just like Europe

In ascending order: Laura, Lindsay, mom, and I

Laura had spent the previous evening learning French phrases
on Duolingo. I could hear her repeating phrases like “you’re a woman” and “there’s
a cat.” I can’t recall if it was out loud or just in my head, but I was
definitely making fun of her for learning such useless phrases. To show me just
how wrong I was Laura had not one but TWO opportunities to appropriately say, “There’s
a cat!” while we explored the city. The only things I can say in French are “My
name is Ben,” “I’m from Washington,” and “I love you, my friend.” According to
Duolingo Laura is 2% fluent in French. I won’t argue that.

I didn't tell my mom to jump. But she totallycould've. She's an athlete.

Quebec City: Too charming for its own good

There was an ice cream shop a block from our house with ridiculously long lines. We couldn't understand what the fuss was all about -- until we went there. The ice cream is a delicious soft serve that they dip in one of twelve coatings. It was awesome, just awesome. If you are ever in Canada and see a Chocolats Favoris you have to go. Lindsay loved it so much she's thinking about going to the one in Victoria for her birthday.