Senior Citizen Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were living in Florida, and got very excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation? ”Pharmacist: “All kinds”Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”Pharmacist: “Definitely. ”Jacob: “How about suppositories? ”Pharmacist: “You bet!”Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s? ”Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works”Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”Pharmacist: “Absolutely. ”Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion? ”Pharmacist: “We sure do.”Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”Jacob: “Adult diapers?”Pharmacist: “Sure..”Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”