Memes are about all I can handle right now. This one comes from madame_urushiol.

1. Cigarettes: I've never smoked one.2. Sex: For females, it's being redefined as yet another chore with impossibly high standards to meet, but I'm determined not to buy into that. 3. Relationships: When they're good, they're really good.4. Your last ex: It depends what you count as an ex.5. Power Rangers: Oh, puh-leez.6. Marijuana: Is not as dangerous as they make it out to be.7. Crack: ...is not just addictive, evil, etc. but also kind of grosses me out on a gut level.8. Food: Fuel.9. This President: A pustule on the ass of American history. 10. War: Destruction.11. Cars: Have done as much harm as good.12. Gas Prices: Is anybody really surprised that they are so high?13. Halloween: A holiday I hardly even notice.14. Bon Jovi: Sure was cute in this one video from the 80's.15. Religion: Isn't always a force for evil.16. MySpace: Not something I have time for.17. Worst Fear: Blah.18. Marriage: Is a beautiful ideal.19. Fashion: Not the evil it's cracked up to be, but hardly as important as some people think either.20. Brunettes: Look much nicer with their natural hair color.21. Redheads: True ones are rare.22. Work: I should do more of it.23. Pass the time: Reading.24. One night stands: just puzzle me.25. Cell phones: A necessary evil.26. Pet Peeves: People who say "home" when they mean "house".27. Pixie Stix: What's the point?28. Vanilla ice cream: Breyers is best.29. Porta Potties: Are really not that bad. 30. High School: Is far behind me, and that's a good thing.31. Pajamas: Not a part of my wardrobe.32. Wood: I wish they would actually put it on the sides of cars where the fake wood-grain panels go.33. Surfers: Have more fun, I'm almost certain.34. Pictures: of what?35. First true love: was always older than his age, and by this point is probably pushing 80, bless him. What was I thinking?