you bastard. YOU BASTARD!!!
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NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!! NOOOOOOO

silent bob doesn't die.
dante gets his boss pregnant, cancels his original engagement with his fiance, proposes to his boss via the drivethru, and he and randal borrow money from j&sb t buy the quickstop and renovate it back to working capacity after it had burnt down.
GG.