Throughout today’s show, Gavin continuously called this episode the worst episode of the show ever. Michael Malice joined the show along with a Skype call from Men’s Rights activist and Tranny, Theryn Meyer.

The show started with Gavin going over Corey Feldman’s bizarre appearance on the Today Show. He appeared to have a realization that he is in competition with his boss, Anthony Cumia. Malice and Gavin had a pushup contest in the middle of the episode and then went into a lengthy argument about “pawns.”

Better to be a lawn jockey in America than King of the Zulu’s.
These ungrateful bastard descendants of slaves deserve to trade places with their unlucky descendants of the Kangz that sold their ancestors. The Middle Passage was the NIGGER RAPTURE. The losers were left behind in the Mudderland.

Once Waz Kangz: I want you to take a deep, dark look in the mirror and shout this, “I HAVE NOONE TO BLAME BUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!” That’s right, my knuckle dragging com padre. Next time you and the Doc are working on the Flux capacitor, set a stardate for “Just before my grand grandfather boned his first slave” and regale your toothless/soul-less/dickless Pappy with tales of the future he is about to unleash with his chickenshit seed. If you guys catch him before he nuts, maybe I’ll be watching the next NBA game and suddenly the players will begin to evaporate into the ether of time and space. #BUILDYOUROWNSHIT&FUCKYOUROWNWOMENNEXTTIME,CAVEBITCH.