OH GOD WHAT DO WE PUT HERE: THE ROUND-UP

The regular guy is out and none of us have any idea how to do this round-up. We're pretty sure we need a quote from that shitty Lewis Carroll poem and some slanderous references towards commenters. How the hell do we finish this paragraph out? Babba-booi?
Babba-booi.

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