Skarsgard and THOR-HAMM were at the Hollywood premiere of The Avengers last night, so below is an appropriate musical montage that I feel captures the handsome pageantry of their respective sexual thundery attempting to occupy the same space.

Ladies? Tarp ‘em.

Skarsgard Cooper Draper DAMME!

[Ed. Note: Yes, we know that Jon Hamm/Chris Hemsworth pic is goddamn creepy and has no business existing, so now to make it even creepier. Try and tell me that's not Jason Isaac. Your mind: FUCKED. - SW]

I’ve had a crush on Jason Issacs for YEARS, ever since I saw Divorcing Jack (not a romantic comedy, awesome flick, watch it immediately), and I love Jon Hamm about equally. New Thor guy definitely gets my vote as well. So why am I so upset over a photo of Thor-Hamm that looks like my beloved Jason Isaacs? Only one posisble answer: women are crazy.

For the love of Skarsgard…. What in the white man’s overbite hell??? Mind: fucked and scrambled. Didn’t think it was possible to top yesterday’s post. *goes back to watch* Again. Un, deux, trois, quatre….Tarped! Zou bisou, bisou, bisou….VAN DAMME!