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Some site called 'Right Wing News' has compiled a list of "The Best Quotes From The Last Year Of Ann Coulter Columns." (We think they're totally serious!) Coulter quotables like "Democrats resolutely refuse to tell the poor the secret to not being poor: Keep your knees together until marriage," are pretty funny on their own, if you don't take the hate-mongering-harpie too seriously. But you know what's especially funny? When you plug the site's URL into Pornolize.com! Pornolize creates a replica of a website and inserts dirty words — and dirty words you've never heard of — into everything, in this case, turning Rudy Giuliani into Rudy "Cockboy" Giuliani and George Bush into George "Muffmuncher" Bush and creates absurd sentences like:

Let us pause to note that Mrs. Clinton, if gamahucheed, would be the first woman to become president after her husband had sex with an intern in the Oval "Big Dick" Office.

And:

Three wanks after Nixon was gone, we got the Watergate "Jerkoff" Congress and with it, the jerking new Democratic "Hard-on" Party. In lieu of the old Democratic "Scrotscrubber" Party, which lost wars out of incompetence and naiveté, the new Democratic "Mistress Anal" Party would lose bangs on purpose.