tag:www.schneier.com,2016:/blog//2/tag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-2016-09-03T04:54:47ZComments for NSA-O-MaticA blog covering security and security technology.Movable Typetag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:4571090Comment from Tony on 2014-02-18Tony
I had a tooth filling fall out the other day.
When I looked closely it was actually a microchip with a tiny stamp: "NSA".

DANG it!

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2014-02-19T03:28:16Z2014-02-19T03:28:16Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3820611Comment from Scared on 2014-01-21Scaredhttp://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/aria140120.gif
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2014-01-21T18:19:33Z2014-01-21T18:19:33Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3752528Comment from Miguel Farah on 2014-01-19Miguel Farahhttp://www.farah.cl/
I initially found this funny. I ran generator several times, and came across this:

«Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of EVILTRUMPET, a cluster of computers that deanonymizes identities of TOR users. Senator Dianne Feinstein assured the public that the program is only used to combat terrorism.»

It's not funny anymore. :-(

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2014-01-19T16:38:33Z2014-01-19T16:38:33Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3746676Comment from Czerno on 2014-01-19Czerno
@AndyF :
" Maybe NSA is a complete fake and all their systems don't really exist with all the announcements being made by a random text generator and all the money going into the pocket of a few people."

Correct. It's all part of
project Schneiersquid ;=)

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2014-01-19T12:08:12Z2014-01-19T12:08:12Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3730671Comment from Stonecutter on 2014-01-18Stonecutter
> Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of the Options menu, a feature of your browser that lets you enable JavaScript. The developer of this page assured the public that the program needs JavaScript to run.

Well, I'll be damned.

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2014-01-18T23:12:25Z2014-01-18T23:12:25Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3694246Comment from on 2014-01-17
The message you see when you arrive with JavaScript disabled is cute.]]>
2014-01-17T23:02:17Z2014-01-17T23:02:17Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3694069Comment from IgorI on 2014-01-17IgorI
Excellent, this might give the NSA some fresh ideas!]]>
2014-01-17T22:54:49Z2014-01-17T22:54:49Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3690856Comment from AndyF on 2014-01-17AndyF
The really disturbing thing is all the program names and descriptions are completely believable.

Maybe NSA is a complete fake and all their systems don't really exist with all the announcements being made by a random text generator and all the money going into the pocket of a few people.

That would make a real conspiracy theory :)

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2014-01-17T20:48:41Z2014-01-17T20:48:41Ztag:www.schneier.com,2014:/blog//2.5173-comment:3689096Comment from Glenn Beeson on 2014-01-17Glenn Beeson
Thanks for this post - very amusing and I will now be assigning all mundane ops that I run with shifty sounding code words. I appreciate it.]]>
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