Faithfully constructive in her epistemology, KJ Hannah Greenberg channels gelatinous monsters and two-headed wildebeests. Hannah's been nominated three times for the Pushcart Prize in Literature, once for the Million Writers Award, and once for The Best of the Net. She flies the galaxy in search of assistant bank managers, runs with a hibernaculum of rabid (imaginary) hedgehogs, and attempts to matchmake words like “balderdash” and “xylophone.”