Performing "Love Lockdown" (and we use the term loosely) on Saturday Night Live, West wasn't just mediocre, he was reach-for-the-mute-button terrible. Seriously, we thought this guy was supposed to be at least semi-talented live ...

Yeah. Pretty tone-deaf there, Kanye. We've tortured our readers enough, but should any of you self-haters wish to continue making your ears bleed, here's his not-much-better performance of "Heartless" from later in the broadcast ...