When this Zennie62.com blogger first saw the listing at the top of Google Trends for “The blaze,” the thinking was there was a fire or something, somewhere in the World. Well, actually, there were two of them.

In fact, the results for “The Blaze” were so scattered it was hard to tell that Glenn Beck or The Blaze as a blog site had anything to do with what was presented at Google Trends. Only five of the seven results concerned The Blaze as in Glenn Beck’s blogsite, or news website, or whatever the heck its supposed to be.

Plus, when I Google The Blaze, I get information about, well, fires. You know?

So, using Zennie62.com, this blogger, Zennie Abraham, decided to have some fun with Glenn Beck.

An aside: Glenn Beck’s not mentioned much at all here. In fact, I figured Glen was one of those White Nationalists that President Jimmy Carter said was trying to take over the GOP. I talked about that…

…I’m pretty sure Carter’s still right about that.

Here’s why Zennie62.com is better than The Blaze, and by that, Glen Beck’s blog.

Glenn Beck’s The Blaze Is About Glenn Beck

When visiting The Blaze, the first graphic that hit this blogger said for me to invest in Gold. No kidding. That was the first sign that the blog was 1), Conservative, because some of those guys are convinced that the World’s going to hell, so Gold’s the best investment, and 2) awful, because a good blog has normal, mainstream advertisements, as is true for Zennie62.com. No silly ads telling you to invest in Gold at Zennie62.com.

Well, but Zennie62 is Gold, you know.

The problem with Glen Beck’s site is that it’s a giant PR time-waster about who-said-what about Glen Beck. Hell, you don’t have to go to The Blaze to learn that; you can do a search for him at Zennie62.com and find out what silly thing he was up to.

The other problem is it’s not clear who else is writing or blogging on The Blaze other than Glen Beck himself, and I can’t tell if he’s around either. Zennie62.com has bloggers like Nikki Raney and Suzannah Troy, La Dona King, and Tom Hayes. Maybe you haven’t heard of them, but you have now.

Plus, we’re adding new bloggers and under a revolutionarily simple way for bloggers to be paid. No one’s gotten rich. (Yet. Hey stuff happens!) But it’s not The Huffington Post, where unpaid bloggers beg and toil for recognition.

Not at Zennie62.com. We’ll make you a star; no begging required. That’s something Glen Beck will not do for you at The Blaze. So, if there are no bloggers on fire, why call it The Blaze? It’s not blazing?

Zennie Abraham’s blog is the blaze. We’ve got commentary, news, and videos. It’s not all about me or my take, and we have different views on the issues of the day or week. Plus, we love pop culture, sports, music, and the movies. We’ve got Megan Fox and Megan Avalon. Sylvester Stallone’s not far from Miley Cyrus. If you want to see the trailer for The Prince of Broadway or learn about Hatchet 2, visit Zennie62.com.

And, as of this writing, when you Google The Blaze, you learn about Zennie62.com (and SFGate.com and SeattlePI.com). And that’s all Glenn Beck’s fault. That’s what he gets for walking into the Internet space without knowing what he’s doing.