On March 14, 2016, I published book of puns in Smashwords entitled Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind. In this book you'll find 24 more. As with the last batch, these puns are originals. The last batch treated you nice; they were intended to be funny. The ones in this book are mean; they're intended to make you groan. If you didn't read the ones in the last collection, please do it now!

Just as the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table is Sir Cumference, Passion for Puns is udderly the most punfull book this year. Continue the tradition of age old wit with this collection of ten short stories and one hundred puns!
“Puns are the highest form of literature.”~ Alfred Hitchock

Jokes about liberals? Puns about progressives? How can you make fun of socialists, feminists, tree huggers and other politically correct folks like that? It's just not right (it might be a little right-of-center, though). I’ll tell you how: With this little red book of little-read humor. Be warned, however: This work is chock-full of painful puns, woeful wordplay and geriatric joke formats.

Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help — and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's been thoroughly brainwashed. Can there be a happily ever after? And for whom?

Short Circuits & Brain Farts is a book of one-liners, original cartoons, subconscious musings & poetry. We all experience odd mental quirks at times - senior moments, blips, brain farts, whatever - in which our brain seems to short out and we forget what we're saying, or blurt out something stupid. This temporary craziness of a totally sane person can be lots of fun. Turn on your giggle machine!

During an attack from magical foes, one brave mage volunteers to retrieve a lost book of antidotes that the kingdom desperately needs. Lazelan's party must face ancient booby-traps that no adventurer has ever conquered, or lose their only lead to the tome's whereabouts. In Endalwynndale, a boy’s mind is ensnared and he is forced to commit dangerous deeds for a new villain that is trying to arise.

A Collection Of The Punniest Puns and One Liners!! Is there anything more cringe worthy then an awfully unfunny pun? Not really, but let’s face us, never has anything so bad, been so so good!!! So get ready to bust out the funniest one line puns you’ll be able to find.