At that moment I realized that Netscape has gotten into the smartphone accessories market! It's a selfie stick with a built in web/calendar/directory server!

So of course I had to go look up the current status of the brand. Unsurprisingly, Oracle has it right now. They are even using it a tiny bit. It's anyone's guess whether "web servers" and "selfie sticks" are in different enough market sectors to avoid a trademark infringement lawsuit. Of course, as I mentioned above, this is Cheap Chinese Crap sold at a boardwalk shop, so they could put the Oracle logo on it and still move a million units before anyone caught up with them.

So ... selfie sticks. Is anyone other than teenage girls using them? Are there any applications for "real" photography?

Yeah, wind chill is a bit of a fiction. I've skied on some nasty days that
turned my nose into a crusty, scabby mess when I neglected to cover it up...
but, if you're going to cover up exposed skin, you'll probably be just fine.