It’s the last show before Elimination Chamber and we might have a new World Heavyweight Champion. It wasn’t really clear on Raw as to what was going on with that but we’ll find out tonight. Also, Vickie says that she has proof that Edge was the one that attacked Teddy Long. Finally we have the six faces in the Chamber matches vs. the six heels in the Chamber matches. Let’s get to it.

We see clips of Smackdown over the years as this is the 600th episode. We talk about the 12 man tag which is a bit much don’t you think?

Theme song hits. Since Cena is here tonight I can tell you to get your reinforcements.

Great pops for all the faces with Rey as the hometown boy or Orton getting the best. No rapping for Truth here. This crowd is white hot. Booker takes offense to Cole calling Sheamus the best king of all time. Quite the lineup here. Kane competed in the first Friday Night Smackdown. Are we really just not acknowledging the Thursday show anymore? Is there a reason that Ziggler’s initials on his trunks are backwards?

Edge and Sheamus start but Drew wants a tag immediately so more or less he and Edge start us off. I’ll try to keep up with the tags but I make no promises. Edge beats the heck out of him, pounding him down in the corner and getting a big boot for good measure. Truth comes in and Booker gets all excited. Cole says Truth actually knows what city he’s in here.

Off to Ziggler who gets taken down immediately. Orton comes in to a ROAR. Loud Randy chant as we hear about Ziggler winning the title by DQ. Big kneedrop by Orton gets two on Dolph. Off to Cena who gets a nice reaction of his own. Ziggler hammers away at Cena which doesn’t last long at all. Now we get to the interesting part of the show as we talk about Rock ripping into Cena on Monday. And that’s the end of that as we simply say Rock ripped into Cena.

Morrison in now but Starship Pain is avoided and Ziggler gets a reverse slam off the top as we take a break. Back with Sheamus beating on Morrison and getting two. MAD heat on Punk as he comes in. Booker and Cole argue over the toughness of names as Rey comes in to a big pop. 619 is blocked into a backbreaker for two and it’s off to Kane. Bearhug by the Big Fried Freak. Rey is up in the air for this and it looks like Kane is cuddling him.

Rey gets thrown into the corner but fights his way out of it and manages to avoid a chokeslam. Kane sends him to the floor into the waiting knee of Punk as we take our second break of the match. Back with Barrett beating on Rey and tagging in Sheamus. Rey can’t get a tag and the beating continues. Booker doesn’t seem to be incredibly familiar with Sheamus.

Mysterio almost gets a tag but Sheamus keeps pulling him back and gets the Irish Curse to stop it one more time. That only gets two though and it’s back off to Barrett. Miz is in action later tonight. Rey avoids a charge but goes up top for a moonsault instead of tagging. It’s enough for a tag (which the referee clearly didn’t see but allows anyway) to bring in Edge.

Edgecution sets up the spear but Sheamus intercepts it with the Brogue Kick. We get the expected sequence of finishers as everyone runs in to hit something. I’m not even going to try to keep track of them all. Rey winds up getting a double 619 on Ziggler and Barrett to allow Edge to hit a good spear on Ziggler for the pin at 11:57 shown of 18:57 total. That spear was more like a Gore as Ziggler bounced off and Edge didn’t just stop as it hit. Good shot.

Rating: B-. This was only going to be so good as with that many people in it they couldn’t get an incredibly match out of it. It wasn’t supposed to be a great match though as it was only there to be an all star match for the most part which is exactly what it was. Fun stuff and a good little treat for the crowd.

Post match Vickie comes out to say it’s time for Edge to hand over the title. We get a clip from last week with Clay Matthews running in to count the pin after the illegal spar. This is a relief as the ending would have made no sense at all otherwise. Also Vickie knows that Edge attacked Teddy Long. Without showing the evidence, Vickie fires Edge and we take a break.

The announcers argue about Vickie for a bit.

We see the video of Cody having his face broken by Rey and his knee brace. Todd talks to Dashing Cody Rhodes who is ready to address the world. He’s in a mask ala Hannibal Lecter. While the surgery was a success his journey has stalled over a masked something (he didn’t finish what he was saying after masked). He’s cleared for travel and will be making an announcement on Smackdown next week.

Eve Torres/Beth Phoenix vs. Layla/Maryse

After the faces enter we take a break and get a clip of the first regular episode of Smackdown (remember that there was a pilot about four months earlier) from August of 99. Michelle has a bad foot so is out for awhile. Beth vs. Maryse to start. Michelle is on commentary and wants to know why Eve is the Divas Champion when Michelle got a pin also.

Off to Layla vs. Eve with the champion dominating. Michelle seems a bit irritated by Layla here as we continue to push the split. Eve fires away with kicks and Michelle gets off commentary. She limps up the steps and gets in the face of Layla. Beth hits her in the foot to bring her down. In the confusion, Layla and Maryse hit what I think was supposed to be a double superkick so that Layla can pin Eve at 2:27. No rating as this was mainly Layla vs. Eve but this was no worse than your usual Divas match.

It’s time to talk about the Rock. Booker says this show should have been named the Book Show instead of Smackdown. Yes, we should have named a show after a guy that wouldn’t be in the company for over two years. We see the same ten minute or so video from NXT which is still awesome. I finally got the electricity part: he’s electrifying after all right?

Another Smackdown moment is the 9/11 show. That is indeed awesome and the #1 moment in Smackdown history.

Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz

This should be good. I’m in the minority here but I absolutely love hearing Cole talk about Miz. Basic back and forth style to start with Kofi grabbing an armbar. Booker praises Miz, saying he worked his way up from the bottom and that he has charisma. He does have a big mouth however but Cole doesn’t care as he has Booker’s endorsement of the Miz.

Miz is sent into the corner and Kofi tries what looks like either a Stinger Splash or a jumping Superman punch. Either way he misses and lands on the middle rope. Miz kicks the foot out though and takes over as we take a break. Back with Miz in control with a kick to the gut and a suplex for two.

Kofi fights back with kicks but can’t get the SOS. Miz is sent into the middle buckle and Kofi gets a shot for two. Kofi kind of misses the pendulum kick in the corner and gets the cross body for two. Backbreaker/neckbreaker combination (that needs a name) by Miz gets two. They’re going back and forth here but neither is seeming to go for the kill yet. Kofi does that thing where it looks like he bounces his head off the top rope to spring backwards.

Superman punch sets up the Boom Drop which sets up the Trouble in Paradise. Here’s Alberto though, doing what can almost be called Slick’s walk down the aisle. The distraction lets Miz get a rollup for two in a nice false finish. Kofi puts Miz down for a second but Alberto snaps his scarf at him which is enough of a distraction to allow Miz to hit the Skull Crushing Finale to end it at 6:46 shown of 10:16.

Rating: C+. These are the kind of wins Miz needs and the kind of matches I’d love to see more often on WWE TV. In one week he’s beaten Bryan clean and Kofi not quite clean. Kofi and Bryan aren’t on Miz’s level so it’s not like they’re being dropped down or anything. Miz looks good and gets credible wins, no one is lowered in value and we get decent matches. What’s wrong with that?

Alberto looks down at Kofi without saying anything. They have a match at the PPV which was announced on WWE.com.

We run down how awesome WWE is by showing the list of the top ten shows that have been on the air for the most amount of episodes. Raw is at 925 at #1 and Smackdown is at #3 with Gunsmoke is second. I shudder to think of the day when Raw hits 1000 episodes.

Eddie’s celebration for winning the title is another Smackdown moment.

How many matches can these two teams have? No backup for the challengers here and no Tamina either. Vlad vs. Gabriel to start us off here. Gabriel is sent to the floor and here come Barrett/Jackson. Kozlov looks at Barrett and takes a chop block from Gabriel. Off to Slater now who stomps away. Santino comes in to fight Gabriel and it’s a strike off. Saluting headbutt gets two. Cobra to Gabriel but Barrett and Jackson run in for the DQ at 2:00.

Big Show runs down for the save and for once Jackson doesn’t kill him. They have a staredown though. Jackson teases getting in but smiles and leaves instead.

Another Smackdown moment is Booker vs. Austin in the grocery store. That’s one of my all time favorites.

It’s time for the coronation. Ziggler and Vickie are in the ring and the title is between them. Dolph is officially the new World Heavyweight Champion. Yes, a member of the Spirit Squad is a World Heavyweight Champion. He holds up the title and it’s the Mack Militant. He says Vickie and Dolph look like they’re seeing a ghost.

Teddy says Vickie never investigated anything and that it was odd that it was Ziggler and Vickie there first. Vickie starts talking and Teddy says SHUT UP to a big pop. Vickie sells Dolph out, saying that it was all his idea to attack Teddy. He says to clear the ring because we’re going to have a world title match RIGHT NOW. Vickie had the power to fire people but he has the power to rehire people, and he has rehired Dolph’s opponent right now.

Smackdown World Title: Edge vs. Dolph Ziggler

After a break the bell rings and we’re off. Edge starts like a house of fire, taking everyone down almost immediately. The now legal spear misses as Edge hits the post. Even Cole can’t defend Vickie here which is saying a lot. Back in the ring and Ziggler locks on a chinlock. Edge fights out of it but the champion hits a Fameasser. Ziggler tries a Zig Zag but the spear gives Edge world title #11 I think at 3:02. Yep that’s it.

Rating: D+. It probably shouldn’t be graded but it’s just long enough. Was there a point in having Ziggler get beaten in three minutes like this? You can’t just give him the title until Sunday so that he has like a three day reign or something? I don’t get this but they tries at least. I suppose it’s so they could have a big moment on the 600th show or something.

Dolph Ziggler is fired post match, meaning there’s an open spot in the Chamber. Edge says excuse me but tonight has been a long party. Seeing Dolph get fired makes Edge feel like singing. I think you all know the words. Hey and there’s confetti! This ends the show.

Overall Rating: B-. Much better show this week than last week and it’s still not that great. There was a much better focus on wrestling here with far fewer squashes and more of an overall theme to the show. You had two title matches and two title changes along with angles being advanced and a mystery going into the Chamber PPV. Not bad at all although it could have been a bit better with some more wrestling. Good show though.

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I liked Smackdown 600 tonight with the Edge/Dolph/Vickie stuff. Teddy Long coming back was icing on the cake and him outing Vickie & Dolph for attacking him was awesome. Also enjoyed the 12-Man Tag and Miz/Kofi Matches. I hope we get a Big Show/Zeke Match for the PPV or even a 6-Man Tag would be nice maybe with Show/Santino/Kozlov vs The Corre along with Kofi/Alberto.

I really hated what they did with Ziggler. He has been one of my favorite rising stars in a good while and was hoping his feud with Edge would establish him as a new top heel. Then in one night, he becomes Heavyweight Champion, loses it and gets stabbed in the back by his personal heat magnet. Thus killing all of his heat. Not a fan of it. At all.