Whenever I see someone walk up to a strangers child and start touching them I want to slap them. I will smile at young children or give them a funny look if I think it will make them laugh but I am not about to go grab some persons child.

Our local morning radio show, Mojo in the Morning, does a thing called "War of the Roses." Basically if you think your spouse is cheating, they call them up as "survey takers" for a new floral company that is opening up online, offering you free roses for the time it takes you to answer 2 quick questions about floral purchases.
- Have you purchased flowers in the last 6 months?
- Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next 6 months?

After you answer the questions they say, Great and who would you like us to send the flowers to?

People are so stupid, they fall for it every time. They send the flowers to the person they are cheating with.

And your post reminds me of the things people will say.

Today this guy's wife sent flowers to another man. The other man? The detective that the guy hired to follow his wife because he was suspicious of her being a whore.
Her excuse - I sent the flowers to him because he's been there for me through some difficult times.
The husband said - what difficult times?
And she was like - see, you don't even pay attention and he was there for me. He's just a friend!

She signed the card - "I look forward to the times we spend together. Can't wait to see you again. xoxo"

Cuz it's manly as fuck. Also, I'm pretty sure half the men here have (had) a journal/diary/whateverthefuck. I wish I did. But I'm... I'm afraid of being honest with myself... I'm just... not manly enough.

No, I hate people touching my phone because it grosses me out, like I hate touching other people's phones. Since touch screens I'm quite sensitive about greasy finger prints or people who put the phone to their face and leave grease and makeup all over the screen. It makes me feel sick. I don't want to put it against my face again if someone else has had their mucky hands on it.

That's why I hope phones with buttons will never disappear. I hate everything touchscreen and I don't own any such thing. I'm already obsessed with cleaning the screen of my phone a million times a day and it just stays there in its case all day long.

No, I hate people touching my phone because it grosses me out, like I hate touching other people's phones. Since touch screens I'm quite sensitive about greasy finger prints or people who put the phone to their face and leave grease and makeup all over the screen. It makes me feel sick. I don't want to put it against my face again if someone else has had their mucky hands on it.

This, and I just can't stand people who snoop in every fucking thing like they own the thing. Personally I have nothing to hide but just the fact that some people are looking for something without permission really bugs me. There are only a few people I have actually let touch my phone.

And boobs and ass are always up for grabs. I even had a lunch box that said that on it.

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