Just as the whole topless photo scandal and subsequent privacy lawsuits were beginning to fade into the ether, rumors surfaced this morning that a Danish tabloid called Se og Hør had published new bottomless shots of K8 Middleton during that same stint she and Prince William had sunning on the balcony of a secluded French chateau (click through for the NSFW photos). However, the Danish outlet replied that there were no new, "fresh" images in the spread released on their September 20th issue (but omitted their printed promise, naturally, of more never-before-seen images of Middleton to be released in the future). Urggggh. [NYDN, CNN]

Also, a source says that Camilla acted like an asshole when the photos first broke: ("[She] screeched at Kate and how Prince William rushed to comfort his distraught wife." Gah. [Showbiz Spy]

The palace has dropped their charges against the Sun for running the naked bear-hug pictures of Prince Harry. "[He] is currently focused entirely on his deployment in Afghanistan, so to pursue a complaint relating to his private life would not be appropriate at this time and would prove to be a distraction." [Detroit Free Press]

Lest we forget, Kate Middleton DOES wear clothes occasionally, and designs some of them herself. [DNA]

Bam Margera's not gonna press charges against the crazed masturbating intruder who broke into his house. [Toronto Sun]

Here's a shot of Rooney Mara and Ryan Gosling chilling in Austin on the set of Terrence Malick's new movie. [NYDN]

And for 2 seconds it was rumored that Ryan Gosling was the frontrunner to play Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey, but that turned out to be a local paper's mix-up (more importantly, this article divulges that the inspiration for Christian Grey was E.L. James' own fucking HUSBAND, which is so bone-crushingly dull.) [People]

Holy shit, Ryan Murphy married David Miller secretly in Provincetown! Ah, and all of the fresh-faced teens sang in perfect harmony. [Rumor Fix]

Beyonce may be considering IVF if she doesn't get pregnant again by Christmas. [Bossip]

Between the ages of 10 and 12, Emma Watson had a thing for Tom Felton, but he didn't like her back, "that way." :( [MTV UK]

Selena Gomez told Jimmy Kimmel that her boyfriend Justin B33b0 refuses to leave the house in disguise because it wouldn't look "cool," and then added this direct quote: "No defeating the swag." Novelty t-shirts, commence. [Entertainmentwise]

Sherri Shepherd is looking for a surrogate for her second baby. [Us Weekly]