Alana AKA “Honey Boo Boo” can best be described as Shirley Temple on crack. The child pageant contestant was featured on the TLC reality TV program Toddlers & Tiaras, where it was revealed that she was hopped-up on a mixture on a Mountain Dew and Red Bull known as “go-go juice.” Alana’s mother gives her the sugary concoction because pixie sticks weren’t giving enough pep in her step.