Absorbent Daysis a spin-off series created by MrScience12 and is currently being produced by Sci Brands Productions and animated by Exhilaration Animation. This spin-off is about the life SpongeBob lives throughout the changes in Bikini Bottom. First, the Krusty Krab moves to metropolitan downtown Bikini Bottom, and now there is always no quiet and always someone at the restaurant. Then, new fish move into town, and other mischief that you just have to see to believe.

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Episodes

The list of episodes for Absorbent Days. Another, more simplified, list of season one episodes can be found here.

Season One

Season one is the first season of the Absorbent Days series. It contains the first episode of the series as well, "A New Town, A New Sponge". The season will contain 20 episodes, with the season finale being "Not Who They Seam". A more simplified list of episodes can be seen here.

After attempting to steal the secret formula, Plankton is bedridden with a broken leg. Yet he invents a cast that can eliminate anything in its path. However, the cast begins to eliminate a lot more than just what Plankton commands. Plankton fails in his first attempt to stop the cast - however Karen finds an old family invention that will stop the cast, yet Plankton sees he is in no condition to defeat the cast, so Karen decides to take up the job, yet can she defeat the cast?

When a friend of Patrick returns to catch up on missed days, SpongeBob becomes suspicious about him. Patrick claims SpongeBob is just acting jealous, yet SpongeBob knows something is wrong with Lewis. SpongeBob begins to spy on Lewis, only to see Lewis making a trade off with Plankton. SpongeBob tries to gather more clues on to get caught and placed in a cell. In an activity, Patrick learns a little more about the real Lewis. Lewis claims Patrick knows too much and locks him in the same cell as SpongeBob. Can the two escape? (TV-PG-LV)

After failing millions of boating exams, SpongeBob is desperate to past a test. In the store, Surplus R' Us, SpongeBob runs into racing legend Sheldon "Speedy" Salmon who tries to give SpongeBob pointers. But after he deems SpongeBob unteachable, SpongeBob gives Sheldon a makeover, making him look like him. Mrs. Puff invites the surrogate SpongeBob to dinner, but at dessert, she gets suspicious after a series of events. Will she find out during dessert? (TV-PG)

Everyone in Bikini Bottom receives a present from Bikini Bottom, yet it continues to turn into sea rock. Yet, SpongeBob is bursting with Christmas excitement. He receives presents every year from his mother and father, which he recalls in his scrapbook. He opens every present, including one from Gary. The final present was lying there, and it said it was sent from Santa Swordfish, the jolliest, happiest fish in the Pacific Northwest Pole who gives presents to all of the good fish in the sea. The present was not what SpongeBob expected, for it was a lump of sea rock. SpongeBob is saddened, for he thought he was being a good sea sponge. SpongeBob sees a mob begin to start in Bikini Bottom over them getting sea rock, yet he knows that this is not right. He later receives a letter from Santa himself, calling for help. SpongeBob must travel to the Pacific Northwest Pole to save Santa, yet can he save Santa and stop the mob?

The Pacific Ocean Racing Team (PORT) travel to Bikini Bottom, Patrick wants to be a volunteer for the pit stop. When the team is racing and makes a pit stop, Patrick accidently mixes up engine oil with nitrous and places it in the engine valves. The car engine explodes, forcing one of the team members to go to the Bikini Bottom Hospital. Patrick is forced to face serious jail time, yet SpongeBob will not let this slide easily and makes a court date. But who is guilty? Who is the culprit?

Pearl Krabs only wants to go to the local mall, yet Mr. Krabs claims that he does not have the money to let Pearl do that, though he has a basement full of clam dollars. Pearl, angered at Mr. Krabs, waits for her father to go to sleep, where she breaks open the lock to the basement and then sneaks out. She travels to the mall, where she places all of the money on a credit card. She buys out entire shoe stores and clothing stores. Just as she is about to leave the mall, she is one dollar short. Pearl ferociously tries to find a dollar, and in her rage, scares everyone from the mall asking them from a dollar. Pearl is forced to then get a job at “Castles and Dungeons”, a medieval-themed store that sells Viking-like accessories and ancient Euro-sea-en artifacts. Pearl is faced by nerds she can’t stand and her friends ridicule her. Will she put up with this new life for just one dollar...or will she change for the better?

Squidward is accused by Mr. Krabs of stealing the secret formula, causing Squidward to be fired, only for him to state that he quits. Now that Squidward has quit his job, he begins to take advantage of Mr. Krabs by becoming a customer. After several irritating and annoying schemes, Mr. Krabs decides for SpongeBob to go and spy on Squidward to see what he is plotting next. SpongeBob begins to spy on Squidward and finds him doing an unexpected task.

In one of Plankton’s schemes to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, Karen is called to help him when his invention needs repair. Instead of repairing it, Karen accidently ruins it. Plankton blames Karen for the failure. In fact, every failure that occurs he blames on her. Karen decides to leave Plankton and goes to work at the Krusty Krab. Plankton decides to move on as well and makes a new robot, which he names “Replacement Borg”. Replacement Borg helps Plankton with his scheme, only for her to evolve into something unexpected. Will Karen be able to fix this...alone?

Patrick begins to become tired of all of the hustle and bustle of life. So, in order to take care of all of duties, he begins to use his regeneration powers to form two of him. Therefore, he has two Patricks to handle his jellyfishing meeting and house duties. Then, Patrick needs to fill in at the local shopping mart. Patrick then continues to split into more Patricks the more duties he receives. Now, the cloned Patricks, despite being genetically identical to Patrick, become influenced by environmental factors. Now this Patrick has become smart. Another one became a superstar. And now, Patrick must find a way to fix this all. But can he find that he is the real Patrick after all?

While blowing bubbles, SpongeBob’s blow stick falls into a toxic waste dump. After what he believes to be a thorough cleaning, SpongeBob tries to blow again, only for the toxicity of the chemicals to intervene with the bubble solution, giving birth to the Dirty Bubble. SpongeBob and Patrick fail in the first attempt to stop the Dirty Bubble. Due to the collection of harmful cells and bubble solution, the Dirty Bubble grows to an enormous size. Can SpongeBob and Patrick save the town?

After SpongeBob enrages Squidward with another one his stunts and tricks, Squidward decides to travel somewhere, yet he doesn’t care where. On his trek, he encounters many different people, things, and environments. He then comes across a hotel named “Cephalopod Castle”, a hotel specifically for squid. Will Squidward learn the secret behind this so-called hotel…and learn an important lesson at the same time?

A mailman accidently drops all of the Valentine’s Day cards into a nearby manhole, including his own, which an extremely important one. When SpongeBob is washing his hands at the Krusty Krab, the cards appear, launching SpongeBob into wall, only for the important card to catch SpongeBob’s eye. The card, though obviously not for him and lost in translation, claims he and a friend must go on a quest to deliver the other cards. After accidently delivering the cards to the wrong people, a full-scale riot against the now infamous “Matrimony Mailmen” begins. The only one they believe to fix this is “The Heart King” who possesses all wisdom on love, especially on Valentine’s Day. Can he fix this with the help of SpongeBob and Patrick?

The streets of Bikini Bottom are frantic from witnessing a building sink to the bottom of the sea. Mr. Krabs tries to take advantage of this building and turns it into a Krabby Patty memorial to celebrate 50 years of the Krabby Patty. Yet Mr. Krabs is not the only one trying to take advantage of the building. Will Plankton and Mr. Krabs join together when their restaurants are both closed due to no management?

A new business arises in Bikini Bottom called “The Sizzling Burger”. At first, Squidward convinces Mr. Krabs that this new restaurant is nothing to be worried about. This theory stands until more “The Sizzling Burger”s run ramped in town. One of these restaurants demolishes the Chum Bucket, forcing Mr. Krabs and Plankton to try and take a stand. They both travel to the headquarters for “The Sizzling Burger” in Ruffe-sia to confront the CEO, only to be captured. SpongeBob is then forced to travel to this country to save Mr. Krabs and Plankton, but they can only be released under one condition.

A full moon causes the tides of the ocean to bring in an unknown substance from land. This substance comes in contact with fish, causing them to lose their memory. SpongeBob is immune, for his holes slide this substance right out of his body. Yet, everyone else is town has become infected, except for Plankton. Can Plankton and SpongeBob cure everybody?

After attempting to play his clarinet, Squidward becomes frustrated after numerous attempts to play a simple piece of music. He records his clarinet playing on a record, yet it slips out of the window, plummeting to the ground. SpongeBob’s record also slips out of the window, due to Patrick, plummeting to the ground. SpongeBob sends out to fetch the right record, accidently taking Squidward’s record instead, while Squidward accidently takes SpongeBob’s record. Now Squidward thinks he is a virtuoso, for he picked up SpongeBob’s record of Kelpy G. while SpongeBob picked up Squidward’s record, hearing loads of sour notes. Now, Squidward has gotten himself into a larger mess than he could have ever imagined. Can he get himself out of this? Will SpongeBob see the truth behind Kelpy G. Productions?

Patrick becomes desperate to do something with his life, yet when he decides to think, he gets “robbed”, in a sense. Now, he strives to both get a job and find the thief in question. He finds an agency named “In Between the Lines” that helps bring these criminals to justice. Not only did he get the right officers to find the thief, they accept him as a fellow member. SpongeBob thinks this offer is too good to be true, and decides to do some researching. He finds something he both shouldn’t have seen and was not expecting.

Grandma SquarePants has been nominated for the Sewing and Knitting Competition of Bikini Bottom, for they believe she is the best knitter in Bikini Bottom. While competing in the competition, she meets her life long foe: Julia Knitbest, the best knitter of the early '70's. Can Grandma SquarePants win against such a foe?

NOTE: This is the season one finale of Absorbent Days.

Season Two

Season two is the second season of the Absorbent Days series. It contains the first episode of season two, "Eye on the Krab". The season will contain 20 episodes as well, with the season finale being "Edge of a Resolution". A simplified version of this list can be seen here.

Mr. Krabs is caught committing a monetary-related crime in his restaurant. The Federal Restaurant Agency of Underwater Diners states that Plankton must now watch over Mr. Krabs, acting as a parole officer. Several attempts to steal the formula have left Plankton desperate, and he may become very close to stealing the formula with the backup of the FRAUD agents. Will Plankton steal the formula, or end up with an empty package?

After Squilliam visits Squidward’s house during cleaning day, Squidward engages in another gloating contest. This contest inadvertently includes his college transcript, which Squidward claims is flawless. Yet, after carefully scoping the transcript, Squilliam points out that Squidward in fact got an “F” in samba. This sends Squidward into a mild depression, and SpongeBob must get him out of it. But how will SpongeBob do it?

After littering, Squidward is sentenced to become the caretaker of a local daycare named the Exact Antonym of Standard Youth, or EASY. The children, proving to be more eccentric than expected. Squidward, frustrated, attempts to play the children at their own game, yet this plan nearly gets the children sent to military school. Now, Squidward has until ten o'clock that night to get the children to become behaved. Will this all pay off or turn out disastrous?

Squidward is pet-sitting Gary. Squidward, in order to enrich Gary's mind, turns the television to the Kelpy G Network. This network inspires Gary to play the clarinet, only to Squidward's unconfidence. Squidward plays his clarinet to show Gary what true mastery sounds like, only to play horribly. After Squidward leaves his house, the police arrive to arrest the creator of such a horrible sound. Gary is assumed to be the culprit, forcing him to attempt to play the clarinet, which he does beautifully, soothing the police. Gary finds out that he is a virtuoso, and uses this opportunity to launch his career.

Mr. Krabs travels to the local laundromat to wash his clothes. After finding out that it costs something to wash and dry the clothes, Mr. Krabs puts up a fuss. The security guards throw Mr. Krabs out and take his wallet and coins. Will Mr. Krabs be able to wash his clothes? Will he be able to get his money back?

Sandy's cousin visits Bikini Bottom. In an attempt for him to leave, she hides herself underground with SpongeBob, yet fails. Sadly, Amus's cousin is conman, and in several attempts, all of which succeed, to convince be to do his bidding. Will Sandy find a way to put his conman ways to a close, or will she fall victim to his cons?

Pearl fails her driving test much to her sadness and sobbing. Mr. Krabs does not enjoy the sadness, and offers to tutor her to drive. Pearl turns out to be a terrible driver, and nearly sends Mr. Krabs to the hospital. To prevent from paying for a tutor, not mention medical bills, Mr. Krabs hires SpongeBob, who is cheap and free from injury. SpongeBob helps Pearl learn to drive professionally and she even passes her driving test. But will the effects last?

SpongeBob and Patrick are excited for the newest Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic book supposed to come out that afternoon, yet only find impromptu comic books. SpongeBob and Patrick are left to read the most boring books in the sea in the bookstore. Patrick begins complaining of how he could improve these books, which he does with a marker. An author comes across the book and deems it worthy of being published ocean-wide. With this career, Patrick becomes the best author in the sea. Yet, the authors of the original book are angered over Patrick taking credit for their work. Will SpongeBob and Patrick be able to stop the riot...and save themselves?

Pearl is failing her math class, not to mention have failed the latest test. After being scolded by Mr. Krabs, Pearl stomps to her room, where she falls through the floor and is knocked into a dream. In this dream, she appears in front of a town known as The Interquartile Range. Pearl is encountered by many characters that attempt to help her learn math, specifically statistics. Will they succeed in their attempt? Will Pearl pass the test?

Mr. Krabs hears of the vacant spot for a representative ice hockey, and decides to recruit a team. SpongeBob is sent to convince his friends, which he does through reasoning. With Mr. Krabs as their manager, the team are hired to play their first game at the Bikini Bottom Ice Hockey Stadium. Their confidence is diminished by Mr. Krabs, who admits that their game is being broadcasted oceanwide, not to mention who the opposing team is.

Mr. Krabs is going on vacation, and has to close down the Krusty Krab for a few days. A saddened SpongeBob goes to Patrick for help finding employment, and finds a job just for sponges named "Sponges United". Patrick becomes envious, however, of the friends that SpongeBob acquires from his job. What measures will Patrick take to regain SpongeBob's friendship?

After Mr. Krabs comes down with a case of the flu, SpongeBob and Squidward are in a loss of who is going to watch over the Krusty Krab. The answer is soon answered when Mr. Krabs elects Sandy as the temporary owner. Changes and adjustments are made to the Krusty Krab under Sandy's reign, and Squidward and SpongeBob are a little skeptical toward the new management. What lengths will they go to in order to get the original cheap crab back in charge?

After a decrease in the amount of customers, Mr. Krabs creates an advertisement. Yet, the advertisement attracts to much clinetele, and therefore the work production is increasingly slowed. To decrease work load, Mr. Krabs decides to hire two workers. Plankton sees this ad, and constructs two robots. Unknowingly, Mr. Krabs accepts the robots. Yet, will this action backfire on him?

SpongeBob and Patrick cannot seem to get their hands on the new issue of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic book series. In an attempt to find the comic book, they go to the local Barg 'N Mart, where they find that the comic books are scattered all across Bikini Bottom. The comic book company decide to hold a contest to see which fish can find the comic books first. Much to SpongeBob and Patrick's chagrin, a male nerd find the book before they do. What lengths will the duo take to retrieve the comic book?

SpongeBob receives a letter stating that his SPA (Sponge Point Average) in high school was too low and that he must repeat high school for one week at Deep Blue High. Finding his old high school as not changed much, he thinks that the one week will be a breeze. However, he will find bullies, peer pressure, and multiple pranks to deter his thoughts. Will he conquer the entirety of the week?

The gang are having a "Fish-dependance Day" hangout. However, Squidward makes an observation of how there are no fireworks in the night sky to keep things exciting. SpongeBob finds that he does not have any, and he volunteers, along with Patrick to buy some from the Barg N' Mart. However, they are all sold out. Will SpongeBob and Patrick find a way to get fireworks to save the party?

The winter in Bikini Bottom is becoming ever more harsh and increasingly colder. In an attempt to stay warm, SpongeBob and Gary attempt to go around town to find warmth, but to no avail. Finally, he comes across Sandy, who has invented something to help with this dilemma. Will this pay off for the gang or will this come to freeze them over?

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are met by the hauntings of the recurring ghost, Phillip Nolastname. In order to end the hauntings, Mr. Krabs must hand over his formula, which he refuses to do. More hauntings ensue, and SpongeBob is left to find a way to defeat the apparation. Can the two find a way to defeat Phillip? Does this ghost have a secret?

Mrs. Puff and her class are trapped in a ravaging snowstorm known as "The Snowing". Trapped in the classroom, the only way to signal help is through the use of the lighthouse. However, SpongeBob is only one able to drive there without freezing. Will he be able to finally successfully drive a boat, or will the class be deserted?

Patrick cannot decide what he wants to change about his lifestyle for the new year. SpongeBob suggests that he try and think of New Year's resolutions, yet this does not aid Patrick at all. Patrick decides that if he wants to make changes, he must adopt a life of delinquency. However, SpongeBob finds out about this lifestyle, and asks Sandy for help. However, Patrick has a trick up his sleeve to make sure that this plan doesn't work. Will SpongeBob turn to delinquency? Will Patrick become himself again?

Season Three

Season three is the third season of the Absorbent Days spin-off. The season will consist of the traditional 20 episodes, beginning with the season premiere, Blind Appétit, and concluding with the season finale, TBA.

Patrick has become blinded after wearing a plan for new sunglasses. Hungry and unable to see, he stumbles across the Bikini Bottom Festival of Dining and the Krusty Krab food truck, where Plankton's plan is imminently taking place. Can the gang thwart Plankton's plan?

Squidward is unable to pay for his meal at Fancy!, and is threatened to be arrested by the manager. Striking a deal with the manager, Squidward has until the following afternoon to paint a mural to pay off his debt. However, his inspiration has failed him and he is unable to concoct any ideas. Will he be able to complete the canvas or will he be dining on the sidewalk?

SpongeBob and Patrick encounter a duo of heroes after a confrontation from Man Ray, revealed to be the sons-in-training of Barnacle Boy. Threatening to send the two off to real school rather than superhero school, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to take the duo under their wing. Can they turn the duo into a super pair and save the town?

Plankton devises a plan to finally steal the Krabby Patty formula, yet finds that the Chum Bucket has become a success without his prescence. Unbeknownst to him, Karen has undertaken the Chum Bucket, and is making it a success without her husband. Can Plankton reclaim his evil position, and abscond with the formula in the process?

Squidward is fired from the Krusty Krab after a secret inspection from the Board of Timid Treasurers, or BUTT, much to his happiness. However, after losing his house due to insufficient funds, he finds he needs a career to pay for his daily life. Will he eventually find a career or be out of a job forever?

Bikini Bottom has become infested by ghosts, goblins, and haunting creatures due to the newest menu item of the Krusty Krab: the Ghastly Patty. Unless all the sauce is removed from the town before midnight on Halloween, the fish will remain immortal apparations. Can SpongeBob and Patrick reverse the fate of their city, or will the town become spooky forever?

The gang are throwing a tailgate party for the SuperClam football game over the weekend. However, the Manta Rays are put out of action due to an accident prior to the game. Can the gang save the game and continue their tailgate?

Shorts

Season One

As SpongeBob begins to see the joys in the New Year, he begins to make a list of things he wants to do for the New Year. For one of those things, he claims he wants to give Plankton the Krabby Patty formula. Mr. Krabs sees this and confronts SpongeBob with this. Can Mr. Krabs has to steal the formula back before Plankton ruins his business for the New Year, or does he have to?

Patrick finds that he is becoming a loner, so SpongeBob tries to find Patrick a woman. After finding what SpongeBob thinks is the right starfish, he introduces her to Patrick. Yet, her attitude might get in the way of a few things.

All of Bikini Bottom is celebrating the holiday of King Patrick's Day. This holiday celebrates King Patrick II successfully led Bikini Bottom against the Trenchbillies in the War of the Trenchbillies. After Patrick inadvertently saves a child from a fire, he is rumored to be in the bloodline of King Patrick II for his heroism. This rumor is then thought of as truth, and Patrick becomes the King of Bikini Bottom...but will it last?

Season Two

Plankton, distraught about how no one is buying chum, attempts to seek comfort from the amount of chum in the storage in the back. Yet, the only thing he finds is a bunch of emptiness. His chum has been stolen! Yet, who could have done this?

The Bikini Bottom News claims that Bikini Bottom is the cleanest it has been in thirty years, ever since the last oil spill, which gave rise to Ocean Day. To celebrate, SpongeBob comes over to Patrick's house, only to find that Patrick's house is covered with trash. Patrick decides to throw it all away, in spirit of Ocean Day, into Goo Lagoon, only causing the trash to, not only pollute the ocean, but the fumes place an abundance of carbon dioxide into the air. What will happen to the ocean?

SpongeBob and Gary take a trip to the fanciest restaurant in the Bikini Bottom, "Fancy!", for their Friday night. The bill's total does not bother SpongeBob, however the tip is not of the same meadow. Can Gary and SpongeBob find a way to pay off the tip?

Mr. Krabs decides to close the Krusty Krab for the "Easter" holiday. However, he is doing this to steal the goodies from the "Eastern" Bunny, who skips him every year. While he's at it, however, he decides to steal from the Western, Southern, and Northern Bunnies. Can he steal the goodies that each of the bunnies possesses?

This is an Absorbent Days short for the Easter holiday, and is the first Absorbent Days Easter short.

Season Three

Mr. Krabs finds business at the Krusty Krab is slow due to his number one customer, Patrick, being absent from the dining area. He sends SpongeBob and Squidward out to find Patrick, yet no signs point to his whereabouts, except for some incriminating clues.

SpongeBob and Patrick decide to purchase more snacks for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy marathon occurring later that afternoon. However, faced with the price of their haul, will they be able to enjoy the marathon after all?

Blog Series

On May 25, 2013, after the announced hiatus of this spin-off, in order to keep the show active, the creator decided to make a blog series, along with one for his other spin-off, to keep both shows with continuous activity.

The blog series was restarted once more on November 11, 2015 for a Veteran's Day blog episode, An Absorbent Veteran.