It’s a bad day when your client wants you to enforce a noncompete agreement against a $10/hour Russian immigrant with “a very limited command of English,” who sends most of her earnings back to her son and elderly parents in Russia, and who, after a year of at-will employment and with no further payment of consideration, was told that unless she signed the noncompete agreement she’d be fired the next day.

Quote Of The Day

Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the east He says: ‘Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that’s where they expect it least’ And some new-mown chaperone was standin’ in the corner all alone watchin’ the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin’ with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance”