Oooh -- I have a funny/embarrassing story. I was plodding along with my hubby around the block once and kept tooting as I walked. You know, the little squeakers. I didn't say anything but saw him peek at me a couple times. I finally said "I think I need new shoes, these aren't working well anymore." He humored me. When we got back to the house he looked at my shoes and said "I don't think you need new shoes but you should probably check your underwear"

O.M.G.

I love those comics Angela -- keep em coming.

Oooh -- I have a funny/embarrassing story. I was plodding along with my hubby around the block once and kept tooting as I walked. You know, the little squeakers. I didn't say anything but saw him peek at me a couple times. I finally said "I think I need new shoes, these aren't working well anymore." He humored me. When we got back to the house he looked at my shoes and said "I don't think you need new shoes but you should probably check your underwear"

LMAO....well if it helps you feel any better....my nickname is Cricket....for the same reason..lol...but I was 5...and running during soccer practice...my coach laughed so hard he said it was like a cricket chirping with every step I took....and well...even 25+ years later it still sticks..lol

LMAO....well if it helps you feel any better....my nickname is Cricket....for the same reason..lol...but I was 5...and running during soccer practice...my coach laughed so hard he said it was like a cricket chirping with every step I took....and well...even 25+ years later it still sticks..lol

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks."Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"

DIET PILLS"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time...."

tThis one I got in an email enjoy {sorry its a little long}A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day,there's a knock on the door. He opens it and there stands before him a voluptuous,athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a signaround her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. Thesign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes offafter her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifthday, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day, there's aknock at the door and when he opens it, there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexywoman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and asign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." Well, he's out the doorafter her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before hecan continue.

For the next four days, the same routine happens, with him gradually getting in betterand better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself only to discoverthat he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorousprogram."

"Absolutely," the man replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day, there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it, he finds Richard Simmonsstanding there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck thatreads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

Hope you enjoy these like I did

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks."Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"

DIET PILLS"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time...."

tThis one I got in an email enjoy {sorry its a little long}A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day,there's a knock on the door. He opens it and there stands before him a voluptuous,athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a signaround her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. Thesign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes offafter her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifthday, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day, there's aknock at the door and when he opens it, there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexywoman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and asign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." Well, he's out the doorafter her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before hecan continue.

For the next four days, the same routine happens, with him gradually getting in betterand better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself only to discoverthat he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorousprogram."

"Absolutely," the man replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day, there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it, he finds Richard Simmonsstanding there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck thatreads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

THE GARLIC DIET: You don't lose weight; you just look thinner from a distance.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HEALTH BENEFITS OF BEING OVERWEIGHTA new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits.

Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease, research indicates. Those carrying 15 to 25 extra pounds are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections, states the report.

Thirty to forty pounds of flab could help fend off breast, kidney, pancreatic, prostate, and colon cancer. And an extra fifty pounds on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness, cure the common cold, and reduce global warming.

In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter, and friendlier.

The study was funded by a research grant from McDonald's, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Domino's Pizza, Starbucks, Haagen Dazs, Sara Lee, and Krispy Kreme------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

THE GARLIC DIET: You don't lose weight; you just look thinner from a distance.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HEALTH BENEFITS OF BEING OVERWEIGHTA new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits.

Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease, research indicates. Those carrying 15 to 25 extra pounds are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections, states the report.

Thirty to forty pounds of flab could help fend off breast, kidney, pancreatic, prostate, and colon cancer. And an extra fifty pounds on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness, cure the common cold, and reduce global warming.

In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter, and friendlier.

The study was funded by a research grant from McDonald's, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Domino's Pizza, Starbucks, Haagen Dazs, Sara Lee, and Krispy Kreme------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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