Kate Upton Naked in Body Paint

Here’s video of Kate Upton doing a Sports Illustrated shoot wearing nothing but body paint. If you’re brain isn’t fully comprehending what that means, Kate Upton is basically nude. The only thing separating her bare breasts from our grubby little hands is a thin layer of paint. And our computer monitor. And 3,000 miles. And a team of security guards. But other than that, so close.

Says Kate, “I definitely feel naked. Because I am.” I bet it took at least a gallon of paint to do her breasts. Seriously, those things must have their own gravitational pull.

In other news, Kate Upton definitely couldn’t hear me screaming “jump up and down” through my monitor because she didn’t even flinch.