If I were an OxBlog permalink, would I be working? Not at the moment. (Perhaps when I get back from my vacation I will apply for a part-time job as an OxBlog permalink. (Would it qualify as a customer-service position?)) Anyway, the point of this post is that you should visit OxBlog and scroll down manually to the post titled "Hate Mail"--it's funny. And be sure to read through to the final punch line.