No, Seriously, I’m a Mad Dog

Oh, don’t believe me? Well, you won’t be making those goo-goo eyes once I rip your lungs out, sweetie! Don’t you get it? I’m outta control, a powder keg, a wild card, a loose cannon, insane in the membrane! Look, will you please stop giggling — I’m telling you, I could snap at any minute!

I have no clue how this picture got here, but this is my pug Molly when she was about 12 weeks old. The substance in question that is coating her face is cream cheese! She just slammed her little puggy puppy face into it when we weren’t paying attention. My Molly is famous! And I’m feeling a little bit stalked, but that’s ok.