In order to achieve these goals, Uncyclomedia steals computing and network resources from eastern terrorist organizations like the bandwidth infidels we are.

History

Psychohistory records the creation of a massive project, in which a pair of Foundations were established to gather hundreds of thousands of scientists and experts in all fields in advance of the imminent fall of a mighty Galactic Empire.

Thirty millennia from the launch of Wikipedia until the ignorance and barbarism thus spread could be repaired so that a second great empire could arise.

Thirty millennia.

To shorten this period of barbarism, the Uncyclomedians created two Foundations, small secluded havens of art and science, on opposite ends of the galaxy. Their task, nominally, is to create the all-encompassing Encyclopedia which is to preserve knowledge of the physical sciences after the collapse.

Promotion

Embassy

The truly magnificent, Uncyclomedia Embassy.

The Uncyclomedia Embassy is truly one of a kind. Featuring hundreds upon thousands... upon millions of dollars worth of internet script, the Embassy is heralded by all critics as the best embassy of all time.

Budget

Uncyclomedia is completely funded by the charitable donation of mat£rial p¤$$£$$i¤n$ from of you, the idiot public, and us, the idiot users. What the hell?