While you are out in public and you have to take a poop AKA a shit you must first find the nearest public restroom and go into a empty stall and make sure the restooom is fairly empty, go as if you were going to take a normal poop, but instead of sitting down you straddle the toilet and shit everywhere thus making a total mess out of the bathroom. After there is shit all over the place wipe yourself and just leave, but make sure the coast is clear!

Alex- Steven are you going to let that person talk to you like that?
Steven- Bro what should I do?
Alex- Ask to use his bathroom and do an OMP

One Man Party also known as OMP is a term coined by visionary/creative genius Nick R. Walker. A graphic designer/writer/illustrator/musician/puppeteer/horticulturist,and also a huge fucking loner based out of Pittsburgh, PA. verb. When one "omps" they proceed to participate in "events" that are executed in a singular peerless fashion. To omp-omping-omped-omped out. ®

Dude, I OMPed like a fucking rockstar last night!! I don't remember anything other than building a fire in my front yard at 3am, talking to some ghosts, and running around making meerkate noises.

An omp is 1/2 glomp. What exactly is 1/2 a glomp. Its the glomp without the back shattering collision with the floor. It's an overly aggressive hug in which the victim's feet may or may not leave the ground. The person performing the omp is the omper while the person being targeted is deemed the ompee.