"Dirty Pop"

"Lazy Cops"

Parody Written by:

FadingSilver21

The Lyrics

Lazy cops, yo

Sit and recline in their carTheir favorite thing to doWatching all of these drug dealsWhile twelve guys are raping youThey sure do need some exerciseA stairmaster couldn't hurtTheir clothes are riding up so muchLooks like they have a belly shirt(Let's eat now)

They're getting fatterAll the food they eat andThe trips to the grocery storeSo much fatterThey have to turn sidewaysSo they can fit through the doorThe ground it shattersWhen they walk down the streetAnd they cruise down the roadDamn it shattersConcrete under their feetIt just can't seem to bare the load(My treat now)

Did you ever wonder whyThey just can't catch that guyCholesterol's too highThey just start their pantingAnd collapse(Panting and collapse)Go into relapse(Into relapse)Gonna have a heart attackNeed help nowThey're on their, back

On their backHarlem loves their crackI know theyNeed to pick up slackThey must be

Now, how you gonna liveYou can't forgive the guys they don'tArrest'Cause it's real sadWhen you cannot sleepWithout a bulletproof vestCan't even step outsideOf my house when I want toThe streets are overrunWith freaks and crooksWho have a negative IQ

The bodies splatterAll over the ground fromAbout two stories upBig ass splatterOn the hood of their carWhile they eat their coffee cupThey sure do scatterWhen the villains come outAnd are packing some gunsDamn they scatter'Cause they just have nightsticksAnd a bullet gives them the "runs"(Oh shit)

Did you ever notice how (How?)These cops fight like the cow(Cops fight like the cow)The one that's in Kung PowThey always wearFunky pulled up socks(Wear funky pulled up socks)No guns, they use rocks(They use rocks)Equipped with doughnut time clocksLet's eat nowWe are the, cops

Did you ever wonder why(Ever wonder why)They just can't catch that guy(Just can't catch that guy)Cholesterol's too high(Oh it's way too high)They just start their pantingAnd collapse(Panting and collapse)Go into relapse(Into relapse)Gonna have a heart attackNeed help nowThey're on their, back

Did you ever notice how (Ever notice)These cops fight like the cow(Cops fight like the cow)The one that's in Kung PowThey always wearFunky pulled up socks(Wear funky pulled up socks)No guns, they use rocks(They use rocks)Equipped with doughnut time clocksLet's eat nowWe are the, cops

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