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Create-a-Caption: Roy Halladay’s classic hot rod

Pitchers and catchers were reporting all over Florida and Arizona over the weekend, but it's hard to imagine anyone making a cooler arrival than Roy Halladay. The Philadelphia Phillies ace sped into Clearwater on Saturday in a classic hot rod and, according to Matt Gelb of the Philadelphia Inquirer, the throwback pitcher enjoys restoring throwback cars about as much as he enjoys dominating the National League. (Check out the grin on his face, because it's possible it's the last time you'll see one from him all year.)

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from our last C-a-C, featuring new Brewer, Barack Obama:

1st — BaseballFuries. "So Mr. President, we have a 50 game tryout, just for you ..."

2nd — Tyler. "Don't worry about the cost of this custom embroidered jersey, Mister President. I saved a lot of money over the past year after taking away collective bargaining rights of Wisconsin's public employees."