Catty Fashion Commentary Monday

“What could distract people from my Independent Woman Making a Really Bad Permanent Choice Tattoo” asked Diablo Cody, scribe of “Juno” (which for the longest time I thought was a documentary about the Canadian version of the Grammy Awards)? “Ah yes…I could wear my very best Hanna-Barbara dress! And then I can make people uncomfortable by crying like Trader Joe’s just ran out of granola suppositories! Maybe that would distract people from noticing my movie was really just “Ghost World” with a fertilized egg! I even have Thora Birch’s haircut. Honest to blog!”

“The Bourne Dependency” won a bunch of awards no one really cares about. I know I’m not the only one who saw “Good Will Hunting” and thought, “Gee, I sure hope that geeky Matt Damon guy goes on to become the next Pierce Brosnan action hero.”