This same brother who is replaceable by a spider monkey, once was going through a huge list of cold calls on the phone. By the end of the day, he was so frazzled that he dialed a number on the list, and then asked for himself, then recovered by saying: "Wait a minute. I am David.".

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once. Lately it hasn't been working."Anonymous

I HAVE done #2. Other people's reactions were funny---some asked straight faced if I had heard the page. Others asked (timidly) if I had done that myself. ("Nope. Skinem did." They then back away slowly and avoid me now. Good. Voices? What voices?)

As for number #19, our children weren't told they'd be let go...we told them we were going to sell them for medical experiments.

I'd like to try #14, but I don't think I could convince Uncle Sam that the gin-and-tonic was for medicinal purposes ... the tonic for the usual mid-Atlantic tropical heat and the gin for mental health reasons. Although, I could play my Junkanoo Cru CD and put on the lei I keep on hand in case anyone wants to get lei'd.

Regards//Larry

"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them." -- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee