Walker:He has now been given £1,000 as part of an out-of-court settlement.

See this is the difference between the UK and the US. People in the US would laugh at that pitiful amount. People in the UK are like "Good show ol chap! You showed them! Pip pip etc" The minimum someone in the US would have gotten was $300,000.

The Third Man:I would be very, very careful about using anything called "Dettol" near the family jewels. I am only familiar with that product's use as the world's most disgusting cold remedy. It's one of those medicines that you have to be sick to use because if you aren't already violently ill, you will be after using it.

JesusJuice:When I was in the military my buddies and I used to compete to see who could smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls. I just thought you might like to know.

I have the utmost respect for military personnel, and I have absolutely no problem with homosexuals. But that is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever heard, and I'm using "gay" in its strictly perjorative sense. That story is only made gayer by the fact that all of you would probably claim that it wasn't gay at all, and that engaging in balls-exposed fun-time with a roomful of other men just means that all of you are extremely confident in your hetrosexuality. Uh huh... as confident in your heterosexuality as the two or three guys in my college fraternity who always came up with suggestions like "Hey! Let's see who can smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls!" when the rest of us just wanted to smoke dope.

Am I the only one who read "Carpet cleaner left screaming in agony after his testicles were burned..." and wondered why the carpet cleaner was washing his balls at someone's home where he was cleaning carpets? What other reason is there for naming his occupation?

Walker:He has now been given £1,000 as part of an out-of-court settlement.

See this is the difference between the UK and the US. People in the US would laugh at that pitiful amount. People in the UK are like "Good show ol chap! You showed them! Pip pip etc" The minimum someone in the US would have gotten was $300,000.

That's assuming this story is in any way true, considering the source.