Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML

Yeah for me too... my reaction was taking the biggest kitchen knife, locking the door and looking for that bastard... for the moment i thought i was capable of killing someone... it scares me.. didn't know i was capable of even thinking like this :0

Very true, but unfortunately not everything is replaceable.
OP, maybe it's time to check if the doors and windows are locked, regardless if you are or aren't in the house, could have been worse. FYL but YDI.