OTTAWA, IL – In what can only be described as a miracle from heaven above, a local father has found some $99 in spare change to pay for the Mayweather vs Mcgregor boxing fight despite his six kids being on the free school lunch program.

“I know what this looks like, but I really just did find the $99 in my couch last night. I’m a responsible adult. I am good at adulting.” He told The Cob privately early Saturday morning.

“Listen Brandy-Jo down the road is ordering the fight too, and she has seven kids on the free lunch program. Go bother him.” The irritated father continued.

“If y’all could just leave I have to place a few bets on this fight and time is wasting away.” The man concluded.

Before leaving, The Cob was able to hear the man scream at his children, “Don’t bother me for dinner, I bought a bag of Doritos for you to eat, oh and some twinkies!”