Can't WAIT For Your Baby Girl To Grow Long Hair? Why Not Get Her a Baby Toupee? (Yes, This Exists)

I know plenty of moms who are impatiently waiting for their little girl's hair to grow out—but I don't think any of them would resort to THIS.

In case the photo isn't clear, yes, that's a baby wearing a tiny toupee. Granted, the faux hair is attached to the headband, not the baby's scalp. But still, this is ridiculous, right? (Right?)

I know people are idiots and will call a bald baby dressed in head-to-toe pink "a little man." (And as I've mentioned, I field plenty of questions about my shaggy-haired "daughter.") But I feel like this toupee'd baby on the right looks a billion times more ridiculous than the one on the left—and I feel like stupid people would still call the baby on the right a boy. It's an awfully short toupee, after all!

Would you ever subject your baby to a tiny toupee? Does anyone think this is cute?

About The Author

Kimberly Fusaro

Born and raised in Rhode Island, Kimberly Fusaro should be a sensible New Englanderbut she isnt. Her hobbies include navigating New York City streets in four-inch heels, stalking the vintage shops on Etsy, and searching for fashion gold at Forever 21. A diehard fan of cherry ChapStick and the Boston Red Sox, she lives in Brooklyn, New York, with her husband and son, who are both awesome.

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