In addition to the whole "Doctor Bright is a raging pervert hahahaha", which was already cliche by the time I joined four years ago or, so, if you have to, absolutely have to, use one of the author avatar characters (you don't- you never do) to be funny, at least try to spell their name right for Pete's sake.
In addition, there's no joke here beyond "here's a bottomless pit, here's some silly things thrown in it" which… well, that won't have them rolling in the aisles at the Apollo, let's say.
e: And yes, Kalinin's right. You need to vastly improve your English to such an extent that the site is currently unable to help you. I would recommend additional English education before you try to write for here.

Much like your previous attempt at a -J (i.e. the skip about child abuse), this piece resorts to cheap sexual humor that only an 11 year old would find even remotely amusing, relying on previously existing jokes to even work as a complete article.