Because size does matter?

Have you been listening to those ads lately about how thicker and wider is what a girl really wants?

There used to be a time that all you would hear on the radio would be pop songs and the occasional ad for some beer that would suddenly make you more manly or some handbag that would make you know more girly. Well now it seems the airwaves are getting a little more risqué…

What amazes this Scallywag is how serious everyone sounds in the ad, ecstatic that they just figured something out (that size somehow sorry all you small dick guys out there does matter),and rubbing some cream or taking some pill (I can never listen to the entire ad without throwing up) will make all the difference or your money back.