A guy named Ryan loved his bike. When he sold it, he poured all that love into this very entertaining Craigslist ad.

Fights sadness? This bike could single-handedly bring down the pharmaceutical industry!

it's already been taken down from Craigslist because, naturally, it probably sold within seconds of being put up. Described as looking "like Iron Man if Iron Man were a bike," and occasionally getting wistful about the love-hate relationship his taint had with the leather seat, a man named Ryan added a wonderful contribution to the ever-growing genre of Craigslist Literature. Click the image below to enjoy all the highs and lows of one man's love affair with his soon-to-be-departed bicycle.