Archive for the 'Jessica Alba' Category

Here’s Jessica Alba grabbing some lunch and prancing around NYC yesterday afternoon, and looking like one of the hottest babes on the planet while doing so. As usual. And with her whole body practically covered in clothing. Then again she is busting out quite a bit and that’s good enough for me. As usual. Enjoy!

Here’s Jessica Alba on a shopping spree with some friends in NYC yesterday afternoon, and looking like a ridiculously hot mama while doing so. Even if she’s dressed like her old pseudo hippie self. I guess now we know why she’s shopping for new clothes. Having said that, she’s showing off some sexy chest action and giving us a peek at her flimsy bra. And her sexy shoulder. She has the sexiest shoulders ever. Alright, enjoy the photos and check out the rest after the jump!

Here’s a photo that Jessica Alba just posted on her Instagram featuring her sexy little self busting out her bodacious bosom in a sports bra… while clearly enjoying seeing me get out of the shower. Yeah, I’m in the building across from hers. And yeah, I keep my hotel room curtains open. For moments just like this one. And if you really want to know… yes, I like to air dry. Enjoy! You too Alba!

Here’s Jessica Alba prancing around West Hollywood this past weekend with her husband (booooo!) and showing off her sexy cleavage that we unfortunately don’t get to see very often these days (yay!). Oh, and she’s looking like a ridiculously hot minx as well. As always. Not if we could only do something about the doorknob husband… kidding! Kidding! But I wouldn’t mind if he cheated on Alba and got his ass divorced. But who’s brain-dead enough to do something like that? Alright, enjoy!

Here’s Jessica Alba leaving a restaurant with her doofus looking husband the other night in West Hollywood, and looking like a doll from head to toe and showing off some sexy leg action. And looking like she had a really good time. And not because of her loser husband. And if she were to go on a date with me she’d be smiling even more. And only because of me. Alright, alright, enjoy!

Last week we slammed you guys with a bunch of exclusive hi-res photos of Jessica Alba busting out her sizzling sexiness and her lovely lady lumps in all sorts of skimpy bikini and swimsuits for Shape magazine that left you all drooling zombies. Well, get ready to continue drooling because today we have the video from the photoshoot and a ton of drop dead sexy screen caps… sweet baby Jesus! Oh yeah, definitely Alba’s sexiest shoot in years. Enjoy, and check out the rest of the photos and the bodacious video after the jump!

Here’s Jessica Alba leaving a pharmacy in full “mom mode” the other day in Beverly Hills, and still looking ridiculously hot thanks to her snug little sweater that’s doing a pretty damn good job of showing off her bodacious bosom. And also thanks to her, you know, being Jessica Alba. But seriously, that’s a pretty damn impressive show of lovely lady lumps considering she’s wearing a sweater. Alright, my work here is done. Enjoy!

Here’s Jessica Alba proving once again that she is hands down one of the sexiest celebrity babes on the entire freaking planet by busting out her bodacious hotness, plentiful cleavage, sexy legs and groovy thighs, and her awesome curves in a whole bunch of sexy little swimsuits and bikini for the newest issue of Shape magazine… sweet Christmas! Yeah, I think it’s safe to say that this is Alba’s sexiest photoshoot in years. And that’s saying something. Enjoy the exclusive hi-res photos, and make sure to head over to Shape’s website for more Jessica Alba Hotness!

Here’s Jessica Alba looking absolutely stunning and sultry as all hell, and more shwingtastically, ultra leggy and cleavagy in the newest issue of More magazine… hoochie mama! Hands down one of Alba’s hottest photoshoots in a long, long time, eh? Damn right! Enjoy the exclusive hi-res photos, and make sure to head over to More’s website for more Jessica Alba Hotness!

Here’s Jessica Alba heading to her Honest Company office the other day and showing off her sexy thighs in skin-tight jeans and looking pretty damn busty to boot… nice! Hot babe, actress, yummy mummy, on-screen stripper, and a drop dead sexy entrepreneur. She’s got it all. Well, almost. All that’s missing is me as her assistant… that she decides to have an affair with. Hey, it’s happened to me before. Alright, alright… enjoy!