Post subject: Re: Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen (Maybe Offensive To Some)

Posted: January 2nd, 2009, 2:37 am

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Acmurphy wrote:

Look at that hair! And the stash to match...

Druids should be right up your alley Gojira, you love watching these unfortunate looking b-movies. Maybe it'll be a "so bad it's good," like troll 2

Well, it's tough for Druids to be like Troll 2, but we shall see.

Acmurphy wrote:

And yes, the Sci-fi channel does have the greatest original movies

Well... Sci-Fi Originals are a completely different story. Most of them just plain suck and there's only a few, a few titles that are categorized as "so bad it's good". The hayday of those kind of movies were in the 80s and 90s, but any b-movies made in 2000 and so, just lack that kind of charm and end up sucking so much ass.

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Post subject: Re: Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen (Maybe Offensive To Some)

Posted: July 8th, 2009, 7:11 pm

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Repo! The Genetic Opera - Paris Hilton must REALLY be desperate. A musical with goth music might please the emos but not with this kid. And the whole musical bit kinda makes it less of a horror movie despite there being the elements that make a scary movie scary. I'll just stick with Grease in terms of my musical preferences.

Post subject: Re: Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen (Maybe Offensive To Some)

Posted: July 8th, 2009, 7:43 pm

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Hmm I never posted here?

Pistol Opera-read the guys comment there...and you will understand...lzay to remember and describe but seeing what he wrote I would have said the same...

Experiments in Torture-wow...how can a movie suck so much?...but soooooo much!!! This movie is just plain awful....in fact so bad the Sci-Fi channel would reject it The plot is just confusing..if they even tried to make a plot....it feels more like they just started to shoot the movie to see where it goes...Which is nowhere...Actors?...horrible...Unless the experiment in torture was making the audience watch this crap..if that was the case...I have been tortured!!!

Post subject: Re: Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen (Maybe Offensive To Some)

Posted: July 12th, 2009, 2:38 pm

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Jaws The Revenge - A movie that indeed does deserve all the negative smack it has earned. The fakest looking shark with the always open mouth, only 2 deaths (even Jaws 3 which was also a crapfest had a higher bodycount), the shark actually traveling thousands of miles from Amity to the Bahamas just to keep stalking the Brodys is impossible just by the scientific standpoint alone, and Ellen Brody now is some sort of psychic who can sense when the shark is nearby and even "saw" Sean's death as well as Martin Brody's last stand against the original shark when she was nowhere present in those two moments...i'm sorry, i can't keep going.

Post subject: Re: Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen (Maybe Offensive To Some)

Posted: July 12th, 2009, 8:24 pm

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G-Core wrote:

Jaws The Revenge - A movie that indeed does deserve all the negative smack it has earned. The fakest looking shark with the always open mouth, only 2 deaths (even Jaws 3 which was also a crapfest had a higher bodycount), the shark actually traveling thousands of miles from Amity to the Bahamas just to keep stalking the Brodys is impossible just by the scientific standpoint alone, and Ellen Brody now is some sort of psychic who can sense when the shark is nearby and even "saw" Sean's death as well as Martin Brody's last stand against the original shark when she was nowhere present in those two moments...i'm sorry, i can't keep going.

Also, Bruce (yes, the shark in Jaws was named after Stephen Spielberg's lawyer) the shark roared and exploded after it go impaled by the boat in the end. It was not only impossible, but riduculous as well. Hell, Jaws the Revenge can be a great unintentional comedy just like Troll 2.

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Post subject: Re: Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen (Maybe Offensive To Some)

Posted: July 24th, 2009, 11:28 am

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City of the Living Dead - I do give credit to Mr. Lucio Fulci for making one of the greatest Italian zombie movies ever which was the masterpiece Zombi 2; that one i consider to be on par with the epic works of George Romero; but unless you're a fan of sicker stuff, you'll probably also deeply consider getting this one out of your sight and even still, your memory. It's supposed to be a zombie movie but the very different approach of the zombies hardly ever eating their victims; instead appearing out of nowhere and pressing hard on the victim's head with the hand with super strength that the brains are showing; a bad music score, and i'm sure those who saw it will agree that the infamous girl vomiting out all her body parts is an image that makes it hard to keep an appetite, much less wipe it out of mind.

Zombi Holocaust - Why did they even call it a zombie movie? Sure, there's a few zombies, but there's more cannibals that look exactly alike, as if they're all a huge collection of twins or quadruplets that came out of the same mother. The mad scientist angle was nice, but you know a film like this is so screwed up that the ending solves the situation but some things involved are so confusing, as in "WTF is going on?" type of confusing.

Post subject: Re: Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen (Maybe Offensive To Some)

Posted: September 25th, 2011, 7:07 pm

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Since I've been gone for a while, might as well bring this topic back to life. Why? Cuz you know me! I'm a masochist when it comes to shitty movies!

OK, the worst movie I've seen at a theater was The Last Airbender(2010) and my god, was it bad. Aside from having laughable special effects, non-existent 3D and being M. Night Shyamalan's worst movie to date, but it had some of the most lifeless performances by child actors I've ever scene in my life. There is no emotion felt nor did they put any effort in bringing life to the characters from the otherwise great animated series. While it did follow Book One: Water to an extent, but everything was rushed and made it more confusing than it really is. It's a wonder why I was able to survive this travesty...

Then again I still say Strange Wilderness(2008) is the worst movie of all time.

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