Teenage crim poos his pants, waves it at cops

AFTER a wild night of partying, a teen defecated on himself, covered his hand and police in faeces and then tried to stash drugs up his anus in front of officers.

The Maroochydore Magistrates Court heard that on October 1, Brock Robert Bailey, 18, was stopped by police on Cartwright Drive, Buddina as he was leaving a party and searched as he smelt of marijuana.

Once police found a clip-sealed bag down the front of Bailey's pants he began to yell, push the officers, attempted to run away and screamed at them to "f--- off”.

He then yelled, "I've just s--- myself, you made me s--- myself”, before putting his hand down his pants, covering it in faeces and brandishing it at officers.

After he was taken to the watchhouse to change his clothes, the baggie - containing eight capsules of a brown crystal substance he claimed was MDMA - fell from his pants.

Officers told him to leave the drugs, but he picked it up and began pushing it towards his anus before raising a faeces-covered fist at the officers.

Then, 13 days later in Mooloolaba police found him in possession of another six MDMA capsules and 1g of marijuana.

Bailey pleaded guilty today to three counts of drug possession and two counts of obstructing police.

In court, Bailey's lawyer said his client was very drunk the night of his first arrest and at the time believed police didn't have a right to search him.

Magistrate Haydn Stjernqvist called Bailey's conduct "disgusting”, especially considering he'd received two good behaviour bonds in the past two months - which he was subject to during these offences.

Bailey was ordered to pay $800 for the broken bonds, given another $800, eight-month good behaviour bond and must pay $150 restitution so his arresting officers could "incinerate” their uniforms and buy new ones.