I loved how her last words before the jump were, “I’m feeling the rush too.” Homegirl was fired up and confident that she was going to stick the landing and become a neighborhood legend. Women would want to be her, and men would want to be with her. But then this happened…

The only thing she’s feeling now is excruciating pain. What a disastrous fall. She looked like a damn wishbone upon impact with the ground. I’m no mind reader, but I’m pretty sure her wish would have been to not jump off a fucking roof. Oh well, you live and you learn. At least her jean game was on point. Everyone knows the latest fashion trend is to have both your knee ligaments and jeans shredded.