Tuesday, June 1, 2010

My 3-day weekend was a fucking blast. I was super busy and I had a ton of fun. Ton, being the operative word. The wagon ran over me and I almost lost sight of which direction I plan to steer my summer towards.

It came back to me when I read THIS post by some joker named Jack Sh*t. I may give him occasional hell for the asterisk, but the fact of the matter is that the dude is one hell of a motivator. So...thanks, Jack. For all your crazy bullshit and the other stuff too.

I now present to you my feeble attempt at imitation-as-flattery. We'll call it "Pulling a Jack."

That whole ending sequence will make a lot more sense to you if you were ever a fan of 80s-era Hulk Hogan. OH YEAH, BROTHER!

***No twinkies were harmed in the making of this post. Okay, well just that one.

I figure, think of how long it took you to GET to that weight. Of course, that is so much more fun and doesn't take as much thought as losing it. Trust me, I know. I was well into the 300's and then lost a bunch. Still have a ways to go. Not easy but "simple" once you just get the right mindset. Writing down and planning what you eat is essential.

Hahahahahaha! Jack said "Jack off!" rotfl! That's too funny and I LOVE your mask. Die twinkie die! Trust me, I understand the whole derailment thing. :( That's been my story here lately. I'm preparing to jump back on the horse very soon...I'm actually taking the steps. You'll be ok too. We'll both do good. And hey, we're about the same weight now too so you'll have a partner along the way that'll understand exactly what you're going through. :)

Tricia - I just found you through Jack Sh*t and had to say that your blog made my day! I never liked twinkies, but watching you say FU to them cracked me up!!! Congrats on your weight loss so far and keep on trucking!