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Somewhere... a turkey works on her bucket list.
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Thanksgiving--Family Dysfunction at it...

Somewhere... a turkey works on her bucket list.
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Thanksgiving--Family Dysfunction at it...

If men believed in reincarnation they'd ask to come back as a spider, so they could hear a woman scream OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT!
roes are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, be...

If men believed in reincarnation they'd ask to come back as a spider, so they could hear a woman scream OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT!
roes are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, be...

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but to catch them, you must first become a Master Baiter.
fun size chocolate bars! what's that all about?. since when was anything 3inches, fun size?
If the o...

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but to catch them, you must first become a Master Baiter.
fun size chocolate bars! what's that all about?. since when was anything 3inches, fun size?
If the o...

It's too bad wisdom can't be bought or sold. I know some people that are definitely in need of a shopping spree!
Is requesting to be sent to a beautiful faraway island that DOESN'T contain: 1. Stupid...

It's too bad wisdom can't be bought or sold. I know some people that are definitely in need of a shopping spree!
Is requesting to be sent to a beautiful faraway island that DOESN'T contain: 1. Stupid...

If I were you, I'd shut up. The little voices in my head are telling me to high five you in the face with a frying pan.
If you are going to unfriend me on face book, don't use your husband's/wife's F...

If I were you, I'd shut up. The little voices in my head are telling me to high five you in the face with a frying pan.
If you are going to unfriend me on face book, don't use your husband's/wife's F...