Ladies : If Your Man Can’t Do These Things In Bed. He Should Get Lost

1. Eat you out. I don’t care how he feels about the smell or the taste. If he expects you to shove his member down your throat, then he can eat you out as well. It’s not that big of a deal..

2. Wear a rubber. Unless you want an itchy va jay jay or a baby in your belly, then don’t waste your time with any guy who refuses to wear a rubber.

3. Keep himself groomed. If you go through the trouble of shaving off all the hair from your armpits to your va jay jay, then the least he can do is keep his own clean. You don’t need to get stray hairs stuck in your teeth, either.

4. Be patient. It takes women a while to org_asm, so he better be willing to touch you for more than five minutes. If he doesn’t care about making satisfying you, then you shouldn’t care about dumping him.

5. Look you in the eyes. Unless you’ve agreed to keep things casual, then he should stare into your gorgeous eyes between kis_ses. Good se_x is about more than the way he touches you. It’s about forming a spiritual connection, as well.

6. Touch your cee. If he refuses to rub your cli_t, because it doesn’t do anything for him, then he’s a total dou_che. Most women don’t get satisfied from penetration alone. They need those cl_it touches.

7. Get your consent. It doesn’t matter if he’s your boyfriend or your husband. He can’t just have you whenever he wants. He needs permission to enter you. Consent is a privilege, not a right.

8. Kis_s you on the lips. If he only pays attention to your boo_bs and everything below them, he can get lost. After all, kis_ses on the lips can be just as sexy as kisses on the cli_t.

9. Engage in fore play. Patience is the sign of an excellent lover. Women need tons of fore play, so if he genuinely wants you to enjoy him, he needs to get you wet beforehand.

10. Communicate. Se_x shouldn’t be filled with silence. He should listen when you tell him what you want, and he should give you feedback of his own. You’re not mind readers, so speak your mind.

11. Get on top. Even if you’re in better shape than he is, you shouldn’t be stuck doing all of the work. He needs to put in his fair share. He can throw you in some fancy new position. It doesn’t matter, as long as he’s the one exerting energy.

12. Set the mood. Does he expect you to sleep with him, even though his room is covered in ants and the lock on his door is broken? Then forget him. You don’t need candles and wine, but you shouldn’t settle for having se_x in a pigsty, either.

13. Cuddle. What happens after se_x is just as important as what happens during se_x. That’s why he better be willing (and eager) to slip a hand around you and pull you onto his chest for a nap.