After the jump, she demonstrates why you probably shouldn’t hire her if you take your golf really seriously. Or if you’re bringing your wife along. Of course, if Natasha isn’t your type you can also get former Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson (totally NSFW).

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I'm not making any allegations regarding Natasha, but in the wake of the Elliot Spitzer (former Gov. of NY) prostitution scandal, there is a great need for ways that I guy can legitimately make a payment of say $400 and not have it be for sex. As Mr. Spitzer found out, making payments to mysterious off shore accounts can lead the authorities to investigate.

Could this be such a way: the money was for a caddy. Again, nothing about Natasha, but she does not look like she could carry clubs around for the whole day. Nor does she look very knowledgeable about golf.

ktfo- September 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm

when she was my caddy she was handling my shaft all day long. best 400 dollars i ever spent.

Horror Fighter- September 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm

When Natasha was my caddy, I drove two balls into the sand trap.

google- September 9, 2009 at 1:13 pm

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Viva Hate- September 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm

I find it more interesting that Edith is also available to go parachuting with you, I guess she has a draw full of parachutes available at your choice for only $1000 per trip.

Titos Head- September 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Hole in One! One in Hole?

shitbag- September 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Holy shit, it says right on that site she'll "clean balls" I'm not kidding! Go look!

Bovice- September 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm

@Viva Hate

I laughed.

Frank Mur- September 9, 2009 at 12:12 pm

$400 means she gets ass raped behind the green at 16, punched out cold in the back of the head so you can reach in her pocket and take back $385, and finish your golf! The only thing that could rival the DouchBag type of idiot that would pay some over exagerated form of a woman to be his caddy is the idiot bitch that would take advantage of said DouchBag!

Contraband- September 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I'd pay $400 if I could try out my #9 driver, I mean 9" Driver on her.

Viva Hate- September 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Wonder what par for her 3 holes is, wocka wocka.

Jackal- September 9, 2009 at 12:01 pm

hahahahaha @ burrito

Durden- September 9, 2009 at 12:01 pm

For 400$? She's the 19th hole then, right?

Jackal- September 9, 2009 at 11:56 am

@ viva hate

lmao at wocka wocka

for $400 she better wear something more revealing than that boring ass outfit. she can wear the octagon wardrobe for all I care, or lingerie from agent provocateur which would make the $400 money in the bank wocka wocka hahahaa

Smitty- September 9, 2009 at 11:46 am

The same people that allowed you on here El Faggy Burrito.

google- September 9, 2009 at 11:42 am

@agentsmith,

Thats where your wrong. It 's not somebody wanting to say i had this girl as a caddy. I got a fair-weather friend that would hire her and pay the money just to be around her because the fucker is so insecure he could never talk to a girl like that on a normal basis. But, if she is paid, he knows no matter what, she will pretend she likes him and he can feel great. That shit has always been strange to me. You should see the motherfucker at a strip club. Every girl that ask him for a lap dance gets paid untill the motherfucker has cleaned out his bank account. Somewhere in his fucked up head he thinks that they are asking him becuase they like him.

Viva Hate- September 9, 2009 at 11:28 am

@Nate, just like going on the dinner date, left with the expensive bill and your right or left hand. Or both if you are gifted.

El Famous Burrito- September 9, 2009 at 11:27 am

Who let that colored fella on the links?

NateGetsIrate- September 9, 2009 at 11:22 am

So let me get this straight...

You pay her $400 and you're the one doing all the stroking?!

agentsmith- September 9, 2009 at 11:21 am

@ google:

It's for the same reason (and the same type of customer) as paying thousands and thousands of dollars to bang a former Playboy Playmate when there's just as hot escorts in any given city for a fraction of the price. In other words: so you can say you did.

Terminator- September 9, 2009 at 11:14 am

Preach on brother google

imakeutap- September 9, 2009 at 11:13 am

@MyFightWiffaCheeto

It rhymes is all that matters, i guess sticking would be putting something into a hole or opening while dicking would refer to evrything else you could do that does not involve sticking, use your imagination

google- September 9, 2009 at 11:11 am

It always baffles me what men will do to spend time with a women who is half way good looking. 400 dollars? give me a break. I can find better girls to fuck for less then that, and all she is going to do is ride in a cart and talk with you? Who wants to talk to a girl anyway? What good is that? The only reaason we listen to them is A) to avoid a fight,B) so we can fuck them.

Viva Hate- September 9, 2009 at 11:10 am

I believe the difference he meant would be this:

dick=penis
stick=golf club

If not, I have no idea. Who wouldn't like to do her with a good Callaway or Ping.

agentsmith- September 9, 2009 at 11:09 am

You'd think $400 per round would buy you a tighter shirt with a much lower neckline than that.