When the C2C production team suggested Jorch should at least mention the Michael disaster, Jorch sheepishly replied;

"that stain on the sheets could have been anything, the goat was asking for it, all of the hobo midgets consented, I was lonely, I was away from home, I was affected by cleaning fluid, it was either that or buy some of those dumb Boy Scout's biscuits, I reckon that.... um.... object will come out with surgery.... and anyway, I like to keep my private life, private <squirt squirt>"

When the C2C production team suggested Jorch should at least mention the Michael disaster, Jorch sheepishly replied;

"that stain on the sheets could have been anything, the goat was asking for it, all of the hobo midgets consented, I was lonely, I was away from home, I was affected by cleaning fluid, it was either that or buy some of those dumb Boy Scout's biscuits, I reckon that.... um.... object will come out with surgery.... and anyway, I like to keep my private life, private <squirt squirt>"