Thursday, June 27, 2013

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Ah! So THIS is Darwin, the initiator of The Darwin Awards - the annual lists of the well-deserved demise of the stoopidest hoomins of them all: The one who were SO stoopid that they removed themselves from the gene pool by making themselves unable to reproduce in the future - usually by themselves be dead.

That's right: Darwin has witnessed SO MUCH hoomin stoopidity that he is a BunWorld expert on it.

Darwin doesn't approve of hoomin stoopidity. It's just his life's work to document it.

Now that he has come across US, you can tell from his face that he is not pleased.

"Oh no! Look at the state of THIS LOT of hoomins!", he is thinking. "They're gonna keep me busy for YEARS! I want a holiday. I Disapprove Of this lot!"

Darwin is a terrifying dwarf rabbit. I keep saying that those mini bunns are terrifying!I would love to adopt Darwin so he could disapprove of me all day every day. I could do such and so little crap to deserve his kickass disapproval.

FDR in his famous inaugural address wrote "There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Oh yeah, that and bunnies, don't forget bunnies." Then his handlers made him take out the last part for fear of him appearing wussy.

I want them all. Jane in Austin and I are starting a Summer Gypsy Caravan to escape the Texas/Oklahoma triple digit heat index. We are headed north. We will stop at your front door. DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR TO US! Fair WARNING!!!! We will abduct your bunnies. We plan on stopping at all locations with rabbits.It's not because we feel we can better provide for them, it's more of a hoarding situation. We are just addicted to rabbits. That is why all rabbit parents/shelters/rescues should beware of us.SUMMER GYPSY CARAVAN 2013!!! WOOO!KIDNAP ALL THE BUNNIES!!!!!

PS - For those who need to know. The Washington State legislature is failing to approve a budget and so all non-essential services will be stopped. This means, for example, that no gypsy caravans will be allowed into the state. Stay in Oregon - I hear it is very friendly to gypsy caravans there..

Furbeast: You've MET Darwin??? And lived to tell the tale??? You must have been wearing a Bun-o Hazard suit; otherwise a highly concentrated blast of disapproval from Darwin at point blank range would have melted your eyelashes clean off. I assume you still have your eyelashes?

Fleetie: Darwin believes the buns that came before him must have been too lenient. Judging by our stoopidity, the hoomin race should be extinct by now. We should all be winners (losers?) of The Darwin Award.

Fleetie, Darwin believes in the old adage:If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.So he probably does fancy that job, 'cause no one else can do it right. And I say that this ole crankeh curmudgeonleh bunneh needs smooches and snorgles. He doesn't know it, and he certainly would not approve, but that is for us to know and him to find out!!!