Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus, who are basically
baseball's version of a buddy-cop duo at this point, put on another one of their comedy routines last night. After Andrus floated over to his right to field a pop fly in Beltre's territory, the two had a little tête-à-tête about who exactly needs to learn to stay the hell on their side of the infield, dammit.

If Beltre and Andrus ever end up on different teams, I am going to be very, very sad.