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1. Women don’t understand why men don’t like to cuddle.

Ian: After sex, men return to the pre-aroused state, women return to a semi-aroused state. For guys it’s a total system shutdown. We just want to crash, whereas women want to connect, cuddle, converse, even have more sex. Women shouldn’t assume that a guy is insensitive if he’s more inclined to snore than snuggle. He’s probably just shattered. Think of it as a compliment to the sex you just had.

Fuck ya bitch! I shot my load into you and now it is time for me to go to sleep. If you were lucky I also let you have an orgasm.. Ok for me this is a MUST because I sure am not getting action from my looks alone. Got to give the ladies something to come back for. So anyway check this response out..

Tracey: I disagree with this. I think men do like to cuddle! They’re just worried their partner might see it as weak and them as vulnerable. I think a lot of the time a man suggests sex, what they’re really after is the physical closeness a cuddle would provide

What the fuck are you arguing about bitch? Like you know shit? Shut the fuck up! Let the guy with the PENIS talk. Jesus your a fucktard. I will tell you one thing. Guys do like to cuddle. However NOT just after we blew a load all over your face. No. We want to enjoy our triumphant moment with SLEEP. So get over to the wet spot and shut the fuck up about snuggling. If you want to put your arm over my sleeping body feel free. When I snore into your ear do not take it personally. It means you did a great job. I am satisfied. Talk about snuggling later when I want to get laid again.

Ian: Absolutely. Guys have many of the same issues as women when it comes to sex: feeling out of shape, unattractive, not wanting to be seen naked during sex. I worked with one guy who always had to rush to put on his boxers after sex and could never cuddle naked. His wife didn’t know what was going on. Turned out he felt very “smallish” after sex.

Tracey: Men aren’t robots. They’re humans and worry about the same stuff females do. Also there’s pressure on men to provide good sex to women. They expect a lot from men in bed these days, and often expect men to be mind readers, rather than tell them what they want. I’m not surprised men get anxious and their libido dips.

Ok. I think both of these fuckers were smoking crack on this one. I mean just because you found one fucking retard that is probably gay that wants to put his boxers on after sex does not mean we are all retarded. Shut the fuck up Ian. How the hell can I feel unattractive when I am doing the nasty with some chick in bed? This is my triumphant moment! I am KING! She is moaning and screaming and begging for more. If I feel anything it is GOD LIKE!!!!!

3. Women think that men are always ready and willing to have sex any time, any place.

Ian: No way. As relationships progress over time, women can’t assume that guys are Pavlovian dogs that want to have sex every time you ring the bell. The mental turn-on becomes more crucial than the physical turn-on, and sexual desire begins in the brain, not the groin.

Tracey: They do! And they get all upset if he doesn’t get an instant erection just by looking at her! It’s true that young men probably are ready, willing and able at any point, but once a guy moves into his 20s, the pressure mounts in other areas of his life, like career, and he’s as capable of getting distracted by life’s problems as she is!

Hello? In his 20s? What the fuck are you talking about bitch! Of course we want it all the time! Here is a clue: As soon as we do not want it all the time it is time to find a new bitch!!!! Jesus. I would thought you would have learned that by now. I am fucking almost Fourty years old and I want it all the time with the exception of just after I had it and then I just want to sleep.

I do agree that sex is all about the mental though. Ian is correct about that. So surf some freaky ass porn sites and figure out some freaky deaky things to do with your woman. It will keep the sex fresh and mentally stimulating. It will also help empower you by seeing all the shit you whore bag is willing to do. Trust me guys. You will not be disappointed.

Anyway.. as fun as this was.. I will let you read the rest of the article yourself. One thing I am not sure of from the article is who the hell are Ian and Tracy? I mean what makes these fuckers experts? Have they logged 10 million hours of porn? Do they even know what sex is? I have no idea where they get these people. Here is to hoping I play some poker tonight.

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