Howard K. Stern is so greedy...
--{Audience: "How greedy is he?"...}
--Howard is so greedy that he ___________.

1. wants to be Paris Hilton's "lawyer" next.
2. Has been "Chatting" up Heather Mills-McCartney.
3. plans on going after himself, once he pockets Anna's fortune.
4. has a secret plan to impersonate the other Howard Stern and run off with his fortune...
5. plans to sell Anna-Nicole's body parts on Ebay to pay for baby Danni's diapers
6. asked Britney Spears if he & Dannielynn could move in with her.
7. is offering cruises to the Bahamas on "Cracker".( Cracker is the boat he and ANS bought.)
8. has pupils shaped like dollar signs...
9. has asked $Oprah$ to endorse him as the father and call him part of the Angel network.
10. His blood runs green.

Brittney is so far gone this morning she __________.

1. Hit up the Hair Club for Men to sponser her next tour.

02-19-2007, 09:19 PM

Krom

Love this one. Good timing!

Britney is so far gone this morning she __________.

1. Hit up the Hair Club for Men to sponsor her next tour.
2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when "Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".

02-19-2007, 10:19 PM

lopevian

Britney is so far gone this morning, she___________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".

02-21-2007, 10:12 AM

Krom

Britney is so far gone this morning, she___________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V. like he was in the same room with her.

02-21-2007, 10:39 AM

FireWoman

Britney is so far gone this morning, she___________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V. like he was in the same room with her.
5. Saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King

02-22-2007, 01:02 PM

lopevian

Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
like he was in the same room with her.
5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.

~sooooo sorry to Krom, for goofying up their sentence #2! It was a
complete goof...jeez...of all the words to omit, I omit one that could
imply I was censoring someone! Sooooooo sorry...in the future, fellow
posters, please feel free to correct me, I won't mind, I'll appreciate it.
Sorry to Krom~

02-23-2007, 02:07 AM

nikkidancer

Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
like he was in the same room with her.
5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
performer on AI (after J Lo.)

02-24-2007, 04:13 PM

redjdv

Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
like he was in the same room with her.
5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
performer on AI (after J Lo.)
8. she ACTUALLY posed for a tabloid.

02-24-2007, 11:48 PM

Bubba-Jo-Lyn

Brittany is so far gone this morning, she____________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. Is wandering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
4. saw K-Fed on that Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
like he was in the same room with her.
5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
performer on AI (after J Lo.)
8. she ACTUALLY posed for a tabloid.
9. couldn't get up the energy to leave rehab again.

03-01-2007, 11:04 PM

lopevian

Brittany is so far gone this morning, she______________.

1. Hit up the hair club for men to sponsor her next tour.
2. Is wnadering around aimlessly, eyes vacant, muttering about when
"Howard" is going to "leave that bitch and come take care of me".
3. had her name legally changed to "little buddahette".
4. saw K-Fed on the Nationwide commercial and started talking to the T.V.
like he was in the same room with her.
5. saw K-Fed on TV and thought he really was working for Burger King
6. demanded an audition from Randy, Paula & Simon.
7. asked Randy, Paula and Simon if she could be the next guest
performer on AI (after J Lo.)
8. she ACTUALLY posed for a tabloid.
9. couldn't get up the energy to leave rehab again.
10. made her own breakfast.