"Today we will be brewing ammortiena! Partner up with the student with a matching number!" Slughorn cheered, handing out slips of paper with numbers written on them. Merlin, he loves his job too much. Says everything ending with an exclamation point.

"Who has 12?" I called out in unision to...

Potter.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screeched dramatically. I threw myself onto the cold dungeon floor and refused to move.

later, when the potion was done, I found myself smelling lightning bugs,

DONT HATE. I HAPPEN TO LOVE THE SMELL OF LIGHTNING BUGS.

anyways, lightning bugs, brownies baking in the oven...

Oh Merlin. That was when my family was together, My mom would grin, stirring the ooey batter, me begging to lick the beaters like a puppy. She would set them in the oven with the "I love you mom" oven mitts I got her for mother's day. I would attack the beaters ferociously, her laughing, her eyes shining, then my dad would swoop her down and kiss her, me squealing childishly, turning my eyes away.

I choked, tears blurring my vision.

"Errr.... are you ok?" Potter mumbled.

"Fine" I sniffed, blinking them back. I caught another scent, a woodsy scent. No idea where that came from, but oh well.

"Couldn't handle my looks? Can't blame you, staring last class."

My face turned absolutely red, but I caught myself (hallelugiah).

"Didn't you notice there was a window behind you? I would never be caught dead looking at your big head" I snapped.

Apparently, he didn't have a comeback.

Instead, he pulled out a sack of Bubotuber Pus (EWWWWWWWW) and dropped it in.

"Oops" he smirked.

Naturally, the potion exploded on my face.

"POTTER!" I roared, flying at him.

I broke his nose with a solid punch.

Ok, that felt good.

"DRAMATIC EXIT!" I cried, turning on my heel and booking it out of the place, like a psycho.

Naturally, both Potter and I got the same detention: polishing the trophies for a week.

Honestly, they need to come up with more detentions, because when we got there at midnight with Filch, the trophies were squeaky clean.

So, we spent the whole time having a major water fight (I know, what type of polish is that?).

So, by the end of our detention, we had identical grins plastered on our faces and we were sopping wet.

"Admit it, I TOTALLY got you" Potter boasted when we were strolling out.

"Are you kidding? Look how wet you are!"

"loserrrrrrr"

"But you are a sore loser"

"I'm huuuungry" he whined.

"Can't really help with that, mate"

"Come on! To the kitchens!" He cheered, grabbing my wrist and dragging me down to "the kitchens"

"MERLIN'S PANTIES!" I shrieked as soon as we got down there. House elves bustled around.

"what can I get master and lady friend?" A little house elf squeaked.

"Er... what do you want Avery? I'm thinking...."

" A nutella sandwich with a butterbeer with a sprig of chocolate sauce, that's my favorite" Me and Potter said in exact unision.

We blinked at each other.

"Excuse Girby for intruding, but you married? It is young, no?" he squeaked to my disgust.

"No, child. We're not even dating, silly. As if" I laughed.

"A waste" he sighed, before going into the kitchens and coming back with two orders of our favorites within minutes.

"Thanks, Girby! My name's Avery!" I said.

"pleasure serving mistress Avery" he bowed. I giggled.

I completely sucked in my meal.

"Aaah" I sighed, very content. But something felt funny.

"Well, we best be going. Get your lazy buttocks off that couch" I ordered, quickly turning into Mother Avery (not that I'm a mum!).

"You have something right there" he laughed, pointing at my butterbeer mustache.

"MOTHER MERLIN! HOW COULD I HAVE NOT GUESSED! OH WAIT, I DID GUESS! BUT OH WELL!" Word vomit spewed out of my mouth before I clapped my hand over it.

They flew apart.

"I'm so stupid!" I cried, banging my head against the wall. Both of them looked frightened.

A/N: OH MY CHOCOLATE, I HAVENT WRITTEN THIS IN FFFFFOOOREEEEVVVVEEEERRRR! FORGIVE ME, CHILDREN! James bond isn't mine, no matter how much I hope, he and all other quotes go to Iam Flemming. I'm thinking about a new title... LOOK OUT Y"ALL!!!!!