That, and the fact that
there’s way more food in your house than you realize.

Got Potatoes?

Seriously, everyone has some potatoes and onions knocking around their pantry. Grate and fry some up in oil, or butter, or whatever you can find. Plenty of salt and Mad Dog are all you need to make that into a dish that’ll go on your rotation. (That said, some cheese or sour cream will make it even better.)

Tin of Tuna?

You’ve probably also got some mayo. Whip those together with, you guessed it, some Mad Dog and you’ll be slurping it off the spoon. Bonus if you chop up some pickles and onions to round it out – or you find some relish.

Frozen Chicken Breasts?

Defrost ‘em, then toss
with your favorite Mad Dog hot sauce, sprinkle over some Parmesan cheese and
pop them in the microwave for 5 minutes á
la Mad Dog’s Chicken Parm and your taste buds will be singing.
It’s even better if you slice these babies on top of some salad greens and
ranch dressing.

The truth is that, if you’ve got your Mad Dog, you can feast on damn near anything you can find in your kitchen.

The only problem is the
kids. But, if they’re playing Fortnite, you can pretend that you offered them
food and they didn’t respond when you called.

Nah, just kidding. Just
make them a virgin version of whatever you’re eating. No matter how messy your
meal looks or what you threw into it, they’ll gobble it down and go back to
their game.

Whether or not you go back
to work or you pretend that your internet crashed is totally up to you.

Need to stock up for snow days?

It’s
not possible to have too many bottles of hot sauces, is it? Didn’t think so.
And perhaps you need a new flavor to get you through the rest of winter. If so,
you’ve definitely come to the right place.