I am an evil giraffe. But I'm trying, Nick. I'm trying REAL HARD to be the wizard.

If the video doesn’t load, it shows one homeless person / Occupy Wall Street protester screaming rambling obscenities, up until another homeless person / Occupy Wall Street protester gets tired of it and assaults the first homeless person / Occupy Wall Street protester. Note that I am not particularly distinguishing between a homeless person and an Occupy Wall Street protester at this point; and, frankly? Neither should you.

No word yet whether two fifths of Thunderbird were involved in the making of this video, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.