Me and Your Mom

We shared drinks during Karaoke at the alibi one afternoon. She kept knocking knees with me and all I could think about was the steam blowing out your ears once you found out. We(you and I ) were good friends years ago but you dropped out, and most of our mutual friend sort of faded from my life.

So, here's me and your mom. We've become fuckbuddies. I'm fucking her and it is great and it's totally weird.

She still smokes cigs and wishes you'd call her more often. She can get me off in about 7 minutes. We're both addicted to homeland series and I'm sure once you figure it all out, you will probably kick my ass, badly.

But in the meantime, I'm grabbing the biggest boob in my bucket list and I can't let go...