The Most Popular Dallas T-Shirts from Black Ice, for the Depressed Sports Fan in You

Sure, the Rangers took your heart and smashed it into a million pieces, but that doesn't mean you can't still love local sports. Or funny T-shirts commemorating.

Black Ice Tees, a snappy new Dallas upstart, knows that Jerry Jones quotes and T-shirts go together like Josh and Some Overpaying Team in the National League. In honor of this low moment in local sports fandom, here are their five best-sellers to help cheer you up:

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5. Glory Hole
If anyone asks for an explanation or the genesis of the phrase, there's a handy one printed on the back.