See Miguel's "Shitty Emo Cover" of "Make America Great Again" by Pussy Riot

Try to keep your composure.

Honestly I feel like I should not be within 40 feet of a story that involves Miguel and the word "pussy" but here we go. Basically everyone's zaddy has started doing a cute thing where he'll film himself doing a cover version of a song occasionally (see: him breaking horny hearts with his best SZA the other week), and the most recent choice is Pussy Riot's "Make America Great Again." Jesus take the wheel.

Okay just like: how fucking dare Miguel? This is incredibly rude? Firstly: how dare you wear this outfit ('jazzy dad on holiday') and still look like the tastiest snack on the buffet? Also just like, not only is he PURPOSELY doing the growl thing that makes me need to fan myself with a tissue like I'm going through the menopause, but he also has the CHEEK to call it "emo" KNOWING FULL WELL that it will make an entire generation of women need to have a lie down immediately? I am furious and I am going to watch this video for the rest of the day about it. Look what you have made me do, Miguel.

Also, to add insult to injury (the injury being this criminally handsome man singing a song about love and equality with his devastatingly beautiful voice), Pussy Riot have endorsed the cover too, just in case you were in any doubt that Miguel is an angel. Honestly I can no longer deal with this man.