Here's the next script for WEBCAMS. The title and the premise is borrowed from the unused script for episode 12, but I think this one is much better. Follow along with the directorial video after the break!

WEBCAMS -- Acts of Tod

Characters: A - male B - male, furious C - male or female

TITLES

A This is not my fault!

B This is ALL your fault!

A It's not my fault!

B Everything was fine until you got involved!

A You ASKED me to get involved!

B Well I didn't ask you to completely ruin this for me! I was THIS close to landing the perfect job and I lost it because of YOU.

A This is not my FAULT!

B Oh, this is ALL YOUR FAULT.

C Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Guys. What's going on?

B He's out to get me. He's trying to ruin my life and it's WORKING.

A I have done no such thing and frankly I resent those words.

B Oh, did I hurt your feelings? GOOD. You lost me my perfect job! How does it feel to get stabbed in the back?!

A You're being unreasonable. (to C) He's being completely unreasonable.

C What kind of recommendation letter did you write for him?

A What kind--a damn good recommendation letter, that's what kind.

C Well how did he lose the job?

B Because the damn good recommendation letter WASN'T THAT DAMN GOOD!

A No-no-no! No, it was good. I put a lot of work into that letter.

B Well, sweet mother of irony! You put a lot of work in the letter and yet SOMEHOW managed to miss the one typo that COMPLETELY RUINED THIS FOR ME!

C (amused) Wait a minute, you lost the job because of a TYPO in the recommendation letter??

A I wrote that his work ethic was such that it would take an act of god for him to miss a day.

C Well, that doesn't sound so bad.

A I know! It was a damn good recommendation letter!

C So what was the typo?

B Yeah, BUDDY. Tell him about the TYPO.

A It was just a small thing.

C A small thing?

A Tiny, really.

B It was NOT tiny!

C What the hell was it?

A It wasn't a big deal!

B I LOST THE JOB!

C For crying out loud!

A I accidentally typed Tod!

C .... what?

A When I wrote "acts of god" I accidentally wrote "acts of tod".

C What, that's it?

B That's IT?!

A (shrugs) That's it. Almost insignificant.

B HOW CAN IT BE INSIGNIFICANT?!

C How could he lose the job over a typo?

A (shakes head) I have no idea.

B This is your fault!

A This is SO not my fault!

B This is ALL your fault!

A Hey, maybe if you weren't trying to land a job with a company so deeply-rooted in right-wing pseudo-christian values, they wouldn't have freaked out over a goddamned typo!

B Wait a minute ... did you do that on purpose?! Did you purposely misspell god so I wouldn't get the job?!

A Oh, come on! I did no such thing!

C And the plot thickens ...

B Do you have any idea what that job PAYED?

A What it payed? What it PAYED? Well, obviously it was enough if you were willing to ignore your moral and ethical values to be part of a company that actively condones ignorance, intolerance, and hate-mongering, all in the name of God!

B So you admit it! You intentionally sabotaged this job for me!

A It was an honest mistake!

B But you're pretty damn happy about it!

A Happy that MAYBE you see these people for what they are? Damn straight! That you didn't get a job that pays that much money? Of course not!