ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Just imagine...If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!