And there is more — if you are a new season seat holder or an existing one who did not lock down by the early deadline, your ticket prices are about to go up. And the entire top of the building (the 400 seats) will have variable ticket prices (meaning you pay more to see top teams like the Celtics or Lakers).

So, suddenly the Heat are the Packers and Bears — if you want season seats get on the waiting list, them hope someone with seats croaks and doesn’t pass them on to their kids.

This is just the first price of the new team coming to the fans. There will be more. Trust us.

The city of cleveland in its entirety should be placed on suicide watch. Rumor has it there is already a mass shortage of tissues and odd streams of “water” running down the streets. Wahhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…sniff……wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!