Wow, here's a job for ya!

"We're looking for a part-time LIVE-IN MEDIA ASSISTANT for an internationally renowned media sexologist ... Obviously, you need to be comfortable with sexual themes, but you don't have to be a "sexpert" by any means--though you'll probably become one if you work here!"
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My favorite line: "If you are an open-minded, imaginative individual, you will also have the opportunity to earn lucrative commissions doing telephone sex therapy and/or webcam sex therapy with our company."
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