Potential Name of Band Memoir:We Helped You Make Out and All We Got For It Was This Lousy T-Shirt.

Playing at:Red Feather Lounge on Saturday, Oct. 9, 8 p.m.

Get all the nitty-gritty—including a full calendar and info on tickets and volunteering—on the first-ever Promenade Music Festival.

No band members were harmed in the making of these posts—nor were they asked for their input. Except for the bits about their names, their hometowns and when and where they're playing during PMF, we made everything up.