<sp><speaker>FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER:</speaker><p> Herr Schultz! Can I believe what I see? <stage>(HERR SCHULTZ nods proudly)</stage> But this is — too much to accept. So rare — so costly — so luxurious. </p></sp><stage>(She sings)</stage><spGrp n="4"><sp><l>If you bought me diamonds, If you bought me pearls,</l><l>If you bought me roses like some other gents</l><l>Might bring to other girls,</l><l>It couldn't please me more</l><l>Than the gift I see -</l><stage>(She takes a large pineapple out of the bag)</stage><l>A pineapple for me!</l></sp><sp><speaker>SCHULTZ:</speaker><stage>(Singing) </stage><l>If, in your emotion, </l><l>You began to sway, </l><l>Went to get some air, </l><l>Or grabbed a chair </l><l>To keep from fainting dead away, </l><l>It couldn't please me more </l><l>Than to see you cling </l><l>To the pineapple I bring.</l></sp><sp><speaker>BOTH:</speaker><l>Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah</l></sp><!-- ... --><stage>(They dance)</stage></spGrp><sp><speaker>FRAULEIN SCHNEIDER: </speaker><p>But you must not bring me any more pineapples! Do you hear? It is not proper. It is a gift a young man would present to his lady love. It makes me blush!</p></sp>