Alec Baldwin’s Nipples Were Last Seen In The Late Eighties

And everyone wonders why Alec Baldwin’s always blowing up at people—he’s got a fucking washcloth growing on his chest. Look at that monster. That’s like one of the creatures from Alien. That’s like some Kal-El Kryptonian hair, the kind you can’t cut with our weak Earthly blades. It probably grows eight times faster than the rest of his hair.

Alec, my brother: from now on you get a pass. I can see the pain on your face, the sheer torture. I hope in your next life you come back as an albino swimmer.

Who Am JG2?

BRAVE PUNK WORLD

My second book is called Brave Punk World: The Internat’l Rock Underground From Alerta Roja to Z-Off and it is now available for purchase. It’s about the development of punk rock in other countries. All the info you want / need about it is right here (click here!).

Star Wars Ruined My Life: A Failure By JG2

Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!

The Misfits Book

The soft cover of This Music Leaves Stains is available here. Get that sucker and learn all about New Jersey's greatest punk band! Click here to look at the corresponding photo tumblr and click here for the official F.A.Q.