That's so awful and funny all at once, they ought to have an adjective for it.

This morning I drove by all kinds of green grafitti sprayed on a sidewalk along Main street, around Pauline. Classy, classy, classy. I couldn't discern the spelling from my car, sadly. I'm sure there was something headsmack-worthy.

I don't know about you, but when I see OSU or MSU vandalism my first thoughts include an answer to the question "How can I change this product of below-average decision-making/creativity to make the perpetrator look as dumb as, or dumber than, my confirmation bias against him allows?"

If I ever saw "STATE" graffiti on a car, I'd quickly *do my best* to come up with something elegantly simple and comic--like adding two hyphen-like substances to the second 'T' to make the word seem misspelled to all passer-bys. As much as I love thinking of Spartan culture unovercomably submerging itself to elitely deep depths, I think it's more consistent with Michigan Manhood to, rather than want to push Sparty beneath us symbolically-yet-paranoidly, pursue the casual elevation above them of ourselves.

So yeah, I'd strongly consider picking up a can of spray paint. And I like to think that's what happened.

"I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe."

My neighbors had about every state fan at their house and they wouldn't stop breaking beer bottles and stuff on the side of the scUM (my) house so we called the cops and watched them scatter. It was awesome.

Obviously, that's a crazy day for AA police. And I have no idea about response times. But I'd have called, and called again, and walked down the street a block or so behind the people I saw do that, and call again and again and again. Until a cruiser came.

I feel bad for your friend, but that is awesome for my psyche. I know that quite a few individuals at State are thoughtful and articulate individuals, and the depressing fact here is not that they misspelled "State" (I chalk that up to drinking), but that someone (or a bunch of people) thought it would be a great idea to tag someone's car because their school's football team just vanquished a rival.

well that is certainly not classy at all, and downright unacceptable for that matter, the percentage of our fanbase that does these things is very low, and the percentage of their fan base that does these classless things is much higher.

My buddy has his car flags ripped off his truck. Not cool at all.

F STAEE!

damn, that is just too funny.

HAIL.

"You put your best against our best and let’s ride out. Let's go get it."

There were a decent number of Michigan fans outside the stadium that I though were pretty classless after a game where we lost the trash talking rights for the season. A good many of them had the Michigan version of the hats Brian was just ragging on in his main post, and I would be hard pressed to classify them as likely alumni from any of our campuses.

but some STAEE moron(s) also spray-painted the "MSU", "State", etc. all over the sidewalk outside the stadium, NW entrance off Main Street. Classless as hell. Maybe we need students to guard the staduim like they guard Sparty at MSU.

Also I've got a good (it happened to me so maybe not so good, but I'm over it) car vandalism story. I went down to Columbus in 2006 for the OSU-UM game ... my car actually had Ohio license plates but I forgot to take off my UM license plate frame and the night after the game I found a stab hole through the hood of my car.

Ah the classic ruse. I believe the Spartans used a variant of this in the Pelopennsian Wars. They would set fire to their enemies houses and establish the pattern. When they attacked agian, they found their enemies guarding their houses, so they burned their cattle.

So this is what an education from MSU gets you, huh? The stupid fucks couldn't even spell part of their own school's name correctly...sad. I think this pretty much sums it up in a nut shell the type of degenerates that god awful school is producing and it's scary! On a side note, to bad you didn't catch the little bastards, I'm sure it would of been fun putting a beatdown on some Sparty clowns, karmas a bitch!

My family told me that when they were walking among the sea of fans down Hoover after the game, a drunk Spartan fan ran up to one of the cars attempting to get out of the stadium and punched out one of their windows, and sprayed glass all over their kid in his/her carseat next to said window. It's so hard for them to celebrate a win with class.