Darth Vader Back Buddy

Are you getting tired of the rebel scum always getting a hold of your stuff and running off with it? Don't you wish that you had someone that would protect that stuff so you could just follow the empire in peace, something this chaotic bunch of ruffians just don't understand? Have you had enough of those darn Wookies bullying you into giving them your lunch money? (Man can those guys eat though.)

Well now you can feel much more at ease with your stuff. When Palpatine's right hand man has got your back, you know that your stuff isn't going to get man-handled by some miscreant Wookiee. Old Darthy is enough to keep anyone from a galaxy far, far away from touching your stuff. He's pretty good at carrying a bunch of stuff too since he is always carrying the burning guilt of destroying the Jedi and causing the death of his countless younglings. (He's still pretty cool though.) You might have to keep your eye on nerds though, because this backpack makes most nerds go "oooh" and "ahhh."