Forget stocking up on canned goods and water before a snowstorm! Why not head to Taco Bell and buy as many gorditas, chalupas, and double decker tacos that your arms can carry!

Unfortunately for one Baltimore man, his TB craving came AFTER the snow of winter storm Janus had started! But he was determined to live más!

He actually posted a plea on Craigslist, asking anyone with a 4-wheel drive vehicle to take him to Taco Bell!

He admitted to having a little too much to drink so he couldn't drive himself, not to mention his hybrid car would have never made it in the weather.

Ch-ch-check out his full request:

"Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely."

Aww! He just wants a new fast food friend to eat tacos with!

Unfortunately, his knight in shining SUV never came. But he admitted later to sobering up and braving the elements on his own. He confessed:

"I ended up taking myself after a bit of sobering up. I am currently nursing my taco baby."

Young Jeezy was recently arrested again, less than a month after he was put into cuffs for allegedly throwing his son through a glass shower door and threatening his life!

Apparently cops showed up to his girlfriend's house in response to a triggered alarm, and when asked for name and identification, he was allegedly extremely uncooperative and started cursing them out with this lovely phrase:

"F*ck you, I ain't telling you"

Although he reportedly attempted to pull away, the handcuffs were placed on him...again!

So now, in addition to being charged with battery, false imprisonment, and terroristic threats for his alleged glass tossin' sesh with his offspring, he's now been booked for obstructing police officers at Fulton County Jail.

Oh, Young Jeezy...and you just shelled out $45,000 to pay your bail for your last arrest too! Well, looks like he has some extra time to think about his actions.

After Fifty Shades of Grey producer Michel De Luca told us that the chemistry between co-stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson is super hot, we're now learning that the film's leading man is very protective over his Anastasia!

Oh la la!

Jamie's getting all Christian with us...ROAR!

A set source is revealing that Mr. Grey believes his co-star isn't remaining focused, constantly having to keep her in check:

"Jamie Dorman is really protective over Dakota. She is very friendly and talks to everyone [crew, security, etc.] Jamie stays to himself and does not talk much. Jamie thinks Dakota gets really distracted, because she is so nice to people and so he will walk over to who she is talking to and try and end the conversation. He is nice about it, but he does ask them to leave her alone. Dakota is nailing her role."

"Sam is getting annoyed about the way the script is being handled. E.L. James wants the movie to match the book exactly, but Sam has a different perspective. Sam is reminding E.L. she writes books and she makes movies. This has caused some tension between the two of them."

We hope they can find a seksi middle ground that satisfies both the readers and naughty movie buffs!

We feel like they're breaking up with us in an "it's not you, it's us" style!

It looks like fans will have to say goodbye to Siva Kaneswaran, Max George, Nathan Sykes, Jay McGuiness, and Tom Parker as a group, for now!

The Wanted has officially announced that they'll be taking a break "for a while" to pursue personal projects after their U.S. Word of Mouth Tour wraps!

Hey, at least they didn't cancel it all together like the European leg!

The boys sugar-coated the important announcement by saying they'll be debuting their new single and music video for Glow In The Dark off of the group's latest album - but that barely cushions the blow.

In a statement on the site, a rep for the band explained:

"The band wants to stress to their fans that they will continue on as The Wanted and look forward to many successful projects together in the future. They thank their fans for their continued love and support and look forward to seeing them on tour."

This is fine and dandy - but we have a feeling it's just foreshadowing an inevitable breakup!

And now, less than two years after their split, the Deppster is already moving on and marrying actress Amber Heard!

So how does Vanessa feel about Johnny's recent engagement??

Believe it or not, she's fine with it!

A source close to the 41-year-old, multi-talented model/actress says the French beauty isn't upset over her ex's plan to wed at all!

In fact, Johnny even called Vanessa to share the news with her, and she wished him well!

OMG! Talk about a class act!

Johnny and Amber have been dating for about a year-and-a-half, having met while filming their 2011 movie The Rum Diary. Their romance came quickly on the heels of Johnny and Vanessa's breakup, so it wouldn't be so unHEARD of for Miz Paradis to feel a bit of jealousy!

But it sounds like 'Nessa is just as nice as we always suspected! Good for you, gurl!

Ch-ch-check out some pics of Johnny and Vanessa while they were together (below)!

"I actually talked to Katy Perry about guys who are intimidated by strong girls. I haven't found someone yet who could understand my lifestyle, support it, love me through it, and not be threatened by it. It's hard. I do think I might scare some guys, because I'm like, 'I want to change the world! I have dreams! What do you want to do?' But I only know how to be me."

Oh Selenita, you have so much time to find an AH-Mazing life partner who will support you in all your endeavors!

But right now, maybe it's best if you focus on yourself and keep all your loved ones close!