Ianto Jones: [about Jack's WristComm] Woah, that never beeps. Captain Jack Harkness: That's what I was thinking. [presses button] Captain John Hart: [via Hologram] I can't believe I got the answering machine. What can you be doing that's more important than me? Anyway, you've probably traced the energy shift, found the body - all me. Sorry about the mess, bill me for the clean up. Now, Drinks! Retrolog the transmission coordinates, that's where I am. And hurry up, work to do. [American accent] Captain John Hart: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

Gwen Cooper: [dragging John towards the crack in the rift] We have to go! Captain John Hart: Woah! What about a last minute rescue? What's the point of being on a team if you don't get a last minute rescue?

Captain Jack Harkness: [about John] Three rules. One, don't believe anything he say. Two, always keep him in front of you. And three, under no circumstances let him kiss you. Gwen Cooper: As if I would! Captain John Hart: Has he got to the "no kissing" rule yet? He only invented that one because he wants me all to himself.