The Most Accurate Inkblot Test Will Reveal The TRUTH About Your Personality

Hi, my name is Amber and I’m a very determined, stubborn, independent person. I’m never fully happy with my achievements because they always fall short of my expectations, and I think I should start taking more emotional risks before my life comes to a grinding halt.

At least that’s what Psychobook said about me — and honestly, it’s not wrong. The recently-released coffee table book is filled with psychological games, tests, and questionnaires that reveal your deepest and darkest thoughts — to yourself.

Okay, “deepest and darkest” might be pushing it, but the book’s got a bunch of different tests — 19 of them, to be exact. I took each one because journalism (and I’ve got way too much time on my hands), but you can take this inkblot test from the book* right now. Look at each image and take stock of what you see, then scroll down to find out what it means.

*Explanations adapted from Will Hobson and Psychobook, and shortened for space.

A strong man flexing: You’re highly capable and competitive. The bar is set high for you, but you’re always up for a challenge.

A pair of rams butting heads: You’re self-disciplined and reliable. You know what you’re doing, which inspires clients and colleagues, but you’re also a very nervous, stressed person. Don’t worry — only those close to you can tell.

A scorpion: You’re very in tune with yourself, but you can be thrown off by small changes in diet or sleep because you’re physically very sensitive.

A lobster or shrimp: You’re romantic, but guarded. You’re not sure if you want to sacrifice your peace of mind for the unpredictability of a relationship.

Fallopian tubes: You’re at a standstill right now — privately or professionally. Reality often falls short of your expectations and your achievements don’t seem like enough.

If you see…

Two figures leaning forward, possibly in prayer: You’re a patient and cerebral person. If you care about something, you don’t settle for anything less than the best.

A racing car or two furry cubs, babies, or devils: You’ve got a great imagination. You’re instinctively metaphorical and can easily see things from other people’s points of view.

A dentist’s or barber’s chair: You’re sensitive and generous, and you take things painfully to heart. Your transparent with your feelings, and prefer simple, laid-back environments.

A woman lying down with her legs open: You’re easily distracted. You crave balance in your life and you pay special attention to physical sensations.

Two dark forces about to invade a figure: You’re constantly starting something and leaving it unfinished. Everything’s a “work in progress.”

A pair of emus facing each other while wearing feather boas: You love glamour and the high life. You know all the hottest spots in town, but you’ve got a few inner struggles going on.

Two pairs of hummingbirds, wings beating: You love beautiful things and you’re constantly on the move, searching for them.

Sunglasses, a bra, or a beard: You’re a bit materialistic. You like to dress up, but you often seek external solutions (a new car or some new clothes) to internal problems.

A skeleton or bones: You feel like you’re on a merry-go-round; like life is always repeating itself. You’re worried that it’ll all come to a grinding halt and you think you need to take more emotional risks.

A flying figure, an alien with stubby feet, or a bikini-wearing woman: You’re highly dependable in a crunch, but you can also be flighty on a day-to-day basis. You like getting in touch with friends you haven’t talked to for a while.

If you see…

Springtime pansies or a bird of paradise: You’re charming and thoughtful, but modest. You love discussions and generally like people and what you can learn from them.

Pressed flowers: You were the object of a lot of attention as a child, and you may have overly high expectations of yourself.

A moth, butterfly, or dragonfly: You’re a very independent person. You’re drawn to the limelight, but you know it comes at a cost. You can’t stand being told what to do.

Eyes in darkness with blinkers on: You live inside your own head and think things over exhaustively.