Title: Han Geng is now singleRating: PGGenre: Crack, humorA/N: First time attempting crack, don't hate too hard. Written for saranghate, hope you love it! It's a bit sloppily written and rushed, I finished around midnight and I had school the next morning so...

Han Geng is now in a relationship with Kim Heechul.Kim Ryeowook, Lee Sungmin, and Zhou Mi like this.Choi Siwon Are you sure about this?Kim Heechul Back off, bitch.Choi Siwon I'm just confirming if he's sure...

Kim Kibum and Lee Donghae commented on Lee Donghae's photo.Kim Ryeowook, Lee Sungmin, Zhou Mi and 10 others like this.Kim Kibum Take it off. Now.Lee Donghae BuT bUMMie! I GoT sO manY LikEs! :DDD ^_^Kim Kibum The way you're bending in that picture is illegal in so many countries.Lee Donghae <33 YoU wErE AwEsum 2.

Kim Ryeowook and Kim Heechul are no longer friends.Kim Jongwoon likes this.Cho Kyuhyun The heck? Ryeowook defriended someone?Han Geng Remember that incident between Ryeowook and Jongwoon? Jongwoon had left his Facebook account open while out for lunch.Cho Kyuhyun Oh. Would have done the same thing.Park Jungsu does not like the fact that her children are having all this drama.Kim Heechul Pussy.Park Jungsu Bitch.

Zhou Mi > HenryLau Come back from Canada already! We miss you in China~ <3Kim Heechul We don't in Korea.Zhou Mi ...I'll do the missing for you in Korea too!Kim Heechul Faggot.Henry Lau Says the guy that kissed me.Zhou Mi You... what...?Henry Lau Dw about it, I didn't even like it. Such inexperience.Kim Heechul posted a new picture.

In this photo: Henry Lau

Henry Lau When I get back to Korea...!Kim Heechul A 20-year-old threatening me. I'm so scared.Zhou Mi Why is there a feather sticking out of there Henry-di?Henry Lau Heechul told me no one would see this picture. >.>Zhou Mi And you never told me about this...? ;____;Henry Lau Well of course! Do you SEE what's coming out of my ass?Zhou Mi I see but.. I can't really tell what it is... Is that a hand or a tentacle?Henry Lau I thought it looked like more a bird claw...