Xmas dinner, no time to cook!

So, being the moron that I am had set up for people to come over this Sunday to celebrate Christmas. There will be 7 adults and 4 kids. I will have roughly two hours before the show up to get ready / make food. I totally forgot I had plans to go to the ballet the same day. I'm a freaking moron, I know.

What can I make in just an hour or two? Everyone is bringing an app to share, but I was originally going to make a ham. I don't have time for that. I don't want to order a bunch of shit, like pizza or crappy sandwiches. Any ideas on what I can make in such a short time frame?

And no, I can't change the day everyone is coming it has been set for over a month now. I obviously am not going to miss the ballet either, I've wanted to see it for over 15 years.

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There's somebody in my town that smokes a ton of butts, whole turkeys and a few other cuts of meats then delivers them on Christmas. Can you ask around and see if anybody does that in your area? If not Honey Baked Ham has great ones. In my area Popeyes also does fried turkeys. Oh, some of the churches also do turkeys and sell them. You just pick them up the night before and warm them the next day.