Tour De France reject douche bags who insist on being in traffic and expect to be treated like a vehicle, but the proceed to go right through a red light whenever they want.

Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. It's not easy, most of the time it's just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself.