Stuff Essay

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It Could Only Happen to Us
Episode 1
“Pregnant, Up the duff, Knocked up”
By
Michael Branch
Credits: Recover by the Automatic
INT: BEDROOM: CHRIS AND ANDY ARE SITTING IN CHRIS’S ROOM. THE TV IS ON BUT WE CAN’T HEAR IT. IT FLICKERS THROUGHOUT THE SCENE. THE PAIR ARE TALKING WITH THEY’RE EYES GLUED TO THE TV
CHRIS
So what do you think of Lisa
ANDY
Lisa?
CHRIS
Yeah. What do think of her?
ANDY
Well. She’s not bad. But I prefer Nicole.
CHRIS
Yeah. I never really liked Lisa. She always looked down at me like I was some sort puss filled maggot. I mean come on
ANDY
She does that
CHRIS
She did that with James when she went out with him. He got so pissed off he nutted her Dad
ANDY
(Look of surprise) Did he? Why
CHRIS
Apparently he called James a scum sucking no good prick. Then he got a broken nose. He needed 10 stitches in his nose.
ANDY
Did you hear about Gary?
CHRIS
Why? What’s happened?
ANDY
According to James, Gary got his girlfriend
Knocked up
CHRIS SHARPLY TURNS TO HIS HEAD TOWARDS ANDY.
ANDY LOOKS BACK AND NODS AT CHRIS. CHRIS LOOKS SHOCKED
CHRIS
Knocked up. You kidding?
ANDY
No. Although if you believe James there is a 99% chance it is complete and total bollocks
CHRIS THEN TURNS HIS HEAD AWAY FROM ANDY AND BACK TO THE TV, ANDY DOES THE SAME A MOMENT LATER
CHRIS
Ah yeah
ANDY
Anyway if it’s true he’s the one who’s made the foreseeable future a living hell
CHRIS
Yeah you would think he’d know better
ANDY
It’s Gary. If he was confronted with a choice between saving his family or £1000000 he would go for the money
CHRIS
Surprise, Surprise
JAMES BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR. HE SEEMS OBVIOUSLY SEEMS LIKE HE HAS BEEN RUNNING
JAMES (Panting) I… have… to… tell youse… something important.
CHRIS
What is it man?
ANDY
Spit it out obviously it was important that you had to

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Stuff
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
| Look up stuff in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. |
Stuff, a slang term may refer to: items, things, or matter. Stuff may also refer to:
* Stuff (cloth), woven cloth or fabric, usually woolen (mainly United Kingdom and New Zealand)
* Stuffing, a substance which is often placed in cavities of food items
* Stuffed animal, a child's soft toy.
* Stuffed or preserved animals, created through

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