Check out some of their brilliant, pithy reasons why they support Hillary:

…50 Cent spoke surprisingly warmly of Hillary to the Daily Beast, before explaining that he mainly admired her for tolerating Bill’s infidelity. “The lust factor out of convenience,” he said. “Things happen at points, and her seeing past that made her human to me.” Uh-huh.

Or here’s Pharrell explaining to GQ why he supports Hillary, and why she’s sure to win: “Everywhere you go in this country, you have red and blue. You got the Democrats; you got the Republicans … You know what else is red and blue? Blood. Blood is blue in your body until air hits it, and then it turns red. That means there’s unity.” There’s quite a bit more along these lines, but to sum up Pharrell’s position: the two main parties are represented by two colours that are the same as the two colours of blood (which is actually never blue), which means that, even though half of America hates Hillary, it is destined for a woman president.

After that, even Hillary wants them to shut up and sing.

Even more disturbing, (I know, right?) is Hillary’s response to Kanye:

…However, perhaps most worrying for some would be Hillary’s relationship with Kanye – which apparently includes taking his political ambitions so seriously that she would consider him as a possible running mate in 2016. “I’ve told Kanye that I think he might want to wait. Cause I’ll be running for re-election,” she has said. “I might want to give him some additional experience so he’s got, on all the other things he’s done on his resumé, he’s got some kind of envoy role or something he could point to … I would not rule out anybody for vice president.”
Read more: The Guardian

There is only one response to that.

Where are the conservative musicians out there? (Other than Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.)

Guys, you’ve gotta up your game! Larry Gatlin and The Gatlin Brothers are making you look totally pussified.

PUSS-I-FI-CA-TION*: The act, or process, of a man being shamed, taught, led, pastored, drugged or otherwise coerced or cajoled into throwing out his brain, handing over his balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired him to dwell in, and instead become a weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up little pussy.

* From The Doug Giles 2016 Dictionary of Grow the Hell Up, You Pussy!

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.