Oh yeah? Bustling with commotion over there at UHM land is it? Listen mate, if there's one thing that Aussie poppets have taught me over the years then it's that you've got to swing your hips yeah, and sometimes you've got to do the locommotion with me!

I shagged Kylie last night - right up her fucking bilabong hole, she screamed and screamed "bum me harder Mogs ya brumby pasher ya"!
So I did. Then her ugly sister Danni joined in so I flicked me cock out of Kylies Arse and cummed in her daggy sisters eyeball.

That's just how I treat the Sheila's mate, I'm fucking hardcore like that mate!

Shut it you muppet! Made up the navi's managed to run the paper cups and string from your outback shack to the Sydney Opera House which is just one massive data centre heheh! How's UHM these days? DM still a fucking nob I take it!?
Yeah - thought so!
Now, cumere & gimme a kiss darling!!!

I never in a month of Sundays thought I'd say this but I fucking miss you taking the piss out of me you upside down Matilda hugger drongo spacka cobba cunt.

How fucking long does it take to switch from BBC Down Under to Ramsay Street Central Oz dial up connection city? You should move to NSW - they're right snobby cunts over there like us lot in the first world.

I hope you're alright, has a croc eaten your face as you drank from your bilabong or has a dunny spider chewed your brown eye?

How the fuck have you just replied Splat? Did you have to go through the high court and request your Prime Minister to send that message?
Still, it's not like he's got anything more important to do ay mate?!