Spider-man

Who would win in a "fight"? You can twist the situation any way you want for your "favorite" superhero to win.
Please do your best to say how the winning super hero would win and do not forget to use creativity.
Remember do not break the rules while answering.

Example...

Superman VS. Spider-man

You wish Spider-man to win however every time he uses his web on Superman he breaks free so Spider-man laces his webbing with Krptonyte to make Superman weak.

Alright, keep in mind I'm a bigger Marvel fan than I am DC, and I'm a bigger Spidey fan than Batman. Also, I hate Superman.

With that in mind: Superman would beat Spider-Man. At the end of the day, unless Spidey found a way to find and use Kryptonite (and since he doesn't know it exists, he wouldn't) there's very little chance he could beat Superman. Based on strength, speed and stamina alone Superman could win that fight in one hit.

For the next two, and for all future questions Batman would beat both of them. Batman beats everyone. He may not be as strong as the competition, but he always deduces and uses his opponents weaknesses to his advantage. There's more than a few DC stories where Batman has taken down the entire Justice League (Superman included) single-handedly because of the very thing I mentioned above. At the end of the day his mind has ALWAYS triumphed over his opponents brawn.

Guys, supermanis invincible! but if Bruce was forewarned, he could buy himself a big chunk of kryptonite, or he could just pull something hilariously convenient from his bat utility belt, to defeat him like he did in those old TV shows