Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I feel sorry for Katherine Harris. It took years of hard work and concerted effort to become the biggest joke in Florida politics, but a couple of IM's leaked to the press and Foley wiped her right off the late night map.

I feel sorry for George Smoot. Sure, he's achieved immortality as a Nobel Prize laureate, but his name is still Smoot. Third grade must have been one tough year.

Finally, I feel sorry for the New York Yankees and their fans...actually, no I don't.