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NEW YORK (AP) — The Associated Press has revamped the roster for its All-Pro team, beginning this season.
In an effort to more accurately reflect the way teams deploy their players, the AP and its panel of 50 sports writers and broadcasters who regularly cover the NFL have made adjustments on offense, defense and special teams.
On offense, linemen will now be voted for by specific position: left tackle, left guard, etc. There will be only one running back on the All-Pro team, but we are adding a flex player (running back, fullback, tight end or wide receiver, voter's choice). The flex player is designed to recognize the frequency of three receiver sets or the use of two tight ends.
On defense, the AP is adding a defensive back (DB) designation for the secondary. This is to recognize the importance of the slot cornerback in today's defenses. The DB can be a safety or a cornerback; the idea is to reward defensive backs who cover slot receivers.
We also are changing the listing of positions on the front seven to two edge rushers (basically 4-3 defensive ends and 3-4 outside linebackers), two interior defensive linemen (basically 3-4 DEs, nose tackles and 4-3 defensive tackles), and three linebackers.
On special teams, a punt returner and a special teams player (non-returners) have been added to kickoff returner, placekicker and punter.

Last week's pick record: 3-1
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Pick record to date: 13-17
Welcome back for another week of hot #MACtion! Along with this week’s silent partner Desmond Mason, I’m Bruce Baguen. We’re really looking forward to this week’s slate of games as quite a few teams still harbor bowl aspirations. But before we dive into that, let’s have a moment of silence as we observe our sacred opening ceremony. #MACtion Jenny?
Ball State (1-9 overall, 1-4 conf.) at Eastern Michigan (3-6, 2-3)
Last Week:
Did You Know? Eastern Michigan’s student body is larger than the population of Ypsilanti. Did You Know? Ball State, um, Ball State, uh… is still in Muncie, Indiana. (Both teams on BYE)
On offense, Eastern Michigan is who they are; a ball control team that throws bowling balls at a defense to force the safeties and LBs to creep up, then toss a play-action pass. Sometimes it works (see: NIU), sometimes it doesn't (see: CMU). QB Giovanni Shaw flashes the ability to take over a game but he won't likely put it together for another year, so ball control and play-action it is. Ball State will be relying heavily on their stud defensive tackles Isamaeli Afamasaga and Rashaad Malcolm to control FB-turned-RB/bowling ball Mohammed Lackey and keeping reads simple for their linebacker corps.
HOT RUMOR: After their win over Bowling Green, Austin Laws told their bench, "I JUST WHUPPED YOUR ASS."
(No, he really didn't.)
But no one could have faulted him for doing so after he got that 800-lb gorilla off of Ball State's back in a most emphatic way (26 carries for 170 yards, 2 TD). He's been excellent all year for the Cardinals and deserves more recognition than what he's gotten. Now if only Marquis Causey could get the ball to Chan Pease more often, Ball State would really have a stew going. FS Zachary Dumas is looking to spoil said stew and keep the Cardinal offense one-dimensional, even if it is a very good dimension.
Prediction: 20-13 Ball State
Ball State is better than their record and has many close-fought battles on their resume this year. This may be little more than a hunch, but we get the feeling that coach lrickar is finally getting his team in shape. A Ball State squad playing to potential can take down a middling Eagles squad that hasn’t figured out how to get back to the form they displayed when beating NIU.
Northern Illinois (3-7, 1-5) at Colorado State (3-6) : non-conference
Last Week: Northern Illinois misplaced their offensive prowess, failing to score a touchdown against Western Michigan (L 6-19), while the Conroy Convoy was badly upstaged by Tom Stacy and the New Mexico Lobos. (L 23-27)
The Huskies’ back seven will have to be on point for this game – they will be seriously tested this week. RS Jr Devin Conroy has thrown for over 3000 yards and 24 TDs this season and is easily the best QB they will face this year. Unfortunately for the Rams Conroy is the entire offense, their running game is virtually an afterthought. A one-dimensional offense is relatively easy to gameplan for, but planning does not always guarantee execution.
On defense the Rams have a good collection of pieces led by their imposing safeties Damani Crump-Jackson and Mohamed Latham, but for some reason they haven’t really been clicking on this side of the ball. Maybe it’s due to scheme (their CBs specialize in zone but the safeties are best in man?), and maybe it’s that their front seven still use the old playstyle tags on the depth chart. NIU will need the Charlie Sanford they got against CMU (16 of 25 for 200 yards, 2/0 TD/INT) and not the one they got against WMU (15 of 23 for 150 yards, 0/3 TD/INT), because the cornerbacks can be had.
Prediction: 35-21 Colorado State
We suspect that the Rams stout front four can hold the point of attack against the Husky run game and leave the linebackers to collect the tackles against Daniel Hutchins, allowing the safeties to sit back and roam centerfield. Sanford will likely have a day closer to the Western game than Central and that won’t get it done against the Conroy Convoy.
Akron (3-6, 2-3) at Miami (OH) (2-8, 2-3)
Last Week: Plans for a friendly get-together of tea and crumpets were sadly scuttled when both teams realized they’d have to drive through Columbus to meet. (Both teams on BYE)
The FLAMETHROWER ZACK CERA keeps chucking, but the lack of balance is really starting to show. Despite good numbers over his last three games (combined 77 of 131 for 835 yards, 7/4 TD/INT) the Redhawks have gone 0-3. A big part of that is the failure to get Damien Mays on track; his highest amount of rushing yards during this span is 80. Heck, he hasn't rushed for over 90 yards in a game this season! For all his talent, Cera is still learning to read defenses and learning not to believe his arm can get any pass anywhere. Against a strong Akron defensive line featuring DT Marlon Bailey and DE Gabriel Beauchamp, he will be looking to his hot reads often.
T.J. Zamora has quietly improved his game over the last two weeks, but when Nathaniel Ruff is shut down Zamora is limited in what he can accomplish. (Welcome to the plight of the common MAC QB) A pedestrian WR corps doesn't help, but Miami's defense isn't very imposing - they've given up 32.0 ppg over their last three games. This isn't a weakness to a specific gameplan either - during that stretch they gave up 34 to both the passing attack of Southern Miss and MAMADOU SMASH of Buffalo.
Prediction: 28-24 Akron
We expect Nathaniel Ruff will break the century mark again and unlock Zamora to be an effective dual threat. The FLAMETHROWER ZACK CERA will get his but the Redhawks defense doesn't seem like it can hold up their end of the bargain.
Iowa (4-6) at Central Michigan (5-5, 4-2) : non-conference
Last Week: Iowa put up a huge fight vs. #5 Wisconsin, losing the game on a pick-six with less than five minutes to go (L 17-24), while Central SHOCKED THE (MAC) WORLD by beating #20 Toledo on a last-second field goal. (W 24-21)
“To this very day, they say if you listen carefully, that you can still hear ImposterCauster singing love ballads to Walt Sutherland.”
The uneven legend of Walt Sutherland and the Chips rolls on, but Justin Brunson continues to be an unsung hero for Central Michigan with another clutch 120-yard performance. Can they do it again? They come up against a solid Hawkeye defense that boasts 4-stars virtually across the board, the outside linebackers being the only exceptions. The Chips offense may consider targeting them with the option game and intermediate crossing routes but RS Fr CB Benjamin Parris (23 tackles, 3 INT) will be looking for any errant passes.
Iowa’s offense is imposing. Led by potential top 10 draft pick LT Taylor Randolph no one on the Hawkeyes O-line has a rating under 4, and they have potential everywhere at the skill positions. A’Shawn Ellison and Graham Lankford can hold their own against Iowa, but coach llamas will have to gameplan the absolute crap out of this one to compensate for a decided talent disadvantage.
Prediction: 27-21 Iowa
If Iowa isn’t the best 4-win team in the nation, they’re really close to it. Their record is result of 1) playing in the B1G, and 2) going coachless for several weeks. We don’t know if Iowa’s new coach has placed his stamp on the team yet (i.e. Is he on the interface yet?), but it’s going to take a Coach of the Year effort for Central Michigan to pull off another upset and reach a bowl game.
Ohio (5-4, 3-1) at Kent State (4-6, 3-2)
Last Week: Ohio overcame an ugly game from Stephen Peters to shake off Bowling Green (W 21-13), while Kent State couldn’t keep the winning streak alive and was MAMADOU SMASH’D by Buffalo. (L 7-17)
Raise your hand if you had this pegged as a crucial game for control of the MAC East a month ago. Now put it down because clearly you are a delusional and obvious liar, yet here we are. The Bobcats currently have the longest winning streak in the conference, taking four in a row, and are currently in the division lead - but that’s because the Golden Flashes fell a half game behind due to last week’s loss. Kent State has the added motivation of needing to win out to attain bowl eligibility, while Ohio’s magic number to clinch the division falls to one with a win.
Kent State’s offense never got going last week. Once Buffalo’s Patrick Garber completed the trifecta of a strip-sack, fumble recovery, and touchdown on the same play it somehow felt like a hole the Flashes could not climb out of, even when Harrison Mullin scored in the 4th to make it a one possession game. Their recent win streak was propelled by an efficient passing game; John Garland did enough to make defenses honest and not have them focus solely on Mullin. But the early deficit against the Bulls forced Kent State to have Garland to throw more; he instead became a target his O-line (4.3 rating) couldn’t protect. The Bobcats hope they can replicate the effort, or at least tie up enough blockers to let Calvin Blue do his work.
The Kent State defense will look to contain Owen. Freaking. WALTON and have Stephen Peters prove last week was an aberration. The problem is that Kent State doesn’t have the players that Bowling Green did, and Peters should be more comfortable in the pocket this week. We don’t expect 250 yards and 2 TDs, but nothing close to that ugliness that is 13 of 26 for 120 yards, 0/3 TD/INT.
Prediction: 24-14 Ohio
The Bobcats have the deadlier player in Owen. Freaking. WALTON and they have an active coach. Coach beeznik moves one step closer to capturing a division title in his first year.
BYES: Bowling Green, Buffalo, Toledo, Western Michigan
For Desmond Mason and #MACtion Jenny, this is Bruce Baguen. On behalf of the MAC Network (“If it’s not MAC, it’s Wack!”), see you next time!

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Seattle Seahawks Owner TuscanSota takes the podium to make an announcement,
I am here to make a few announcements. First, is that we will not be making the post season. While we've suffered a few losses during the tenure of the season, we were not able to correct the mistakes we made and finish through with a playoff spot. We'll be working rigorously to be able to make a run next season and return to the playoffs.
Second, is that I would like to discuss the organization's current situation regarding our current head coach, Sophos. I've learned recently that there are a few issues regarding his behavior within the community, mainly in the shoutbox. Unfortunately, I was not present on that specific day to witness these events, so I can't say myself what exactly entailed. I only received this information secondhand either through PMs or through the shoutbox. To state now, the Seattle Seahawks doesn't tolerate this behavior and it disappoints me that Sophos would act in such a manner. While he is a long-time member in this community, it is known that he can get out of hand and leave a negative impact on others. I'll acknowledge that I enjoy working with Sophos and that he indeed contributed positively within our organization. I understand there are others with much different experiences from my own, and that I must take this into account as well. While Sophos a contributed greatly as a member of the Seattle Seahawks, he was also expected to positively represent our organization in the community.
While I normally would wait until the two-week mark before announcing the opening of a position, I've received differing statements that Sophos is either muted or banned. Because I don't know the exact details regarding his punishment, I'll be making the following announcement: I will be assuming Sophos' current position as the Seattle Seahawks Head Coach as interim, and moving Sophos to an assistant coaching position for the time being. Since Sophos was last active on December 5th, 2016, I'm going to give him until December 19th to reach out to the rest of the organization so we may discuss this incident internally.
Thirdly, I'd also like to announce that I will be relieving my duties as manager of Paris St. Germain and as manager of the Costa Rica National Futbol Team in SHC. I've neglected these duties and remained relatively inactive in managing these teams. If anyone is interested in taking the mantle for either team, please send me (or Soluna?) a PM.
I will now open the press conference to any questions.