However, it is ‘redeemed’ by the fact it must be the only UK club with a hot dog stand inside, because 'if you’ve never had a hot dog fight at the end of a night', says the writer, 'you’ve never lived'.

Similarly, Cruise was criticised for having Bazzalads and Cheeky Vimtos on their drinks menu, but earned brownie points for at least serving ‘free toast’.

The article could be seen as being slightly unfair since Chester only has two nightclubs, both of them certainly popular with the city’s students, but it does appear to be satirical as they describe all the 31 clubs on the list as ‘awful yet brilliant’.

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