Logia foods specializes in, if you can't read the logo at the top, "Foods of the Bible". This encompasses a much broader range than you might think, but we'll be covering more of those in later posts.

This one was the March special, and was definitely crazy enough for Kinda Kitschy. I really can't say it better than Logia Foods did. Here is this product's blurb, verbatim:

Grape Skin & Seed Combo Grapes are one of the Bible�s best healing fruits and are considered one of nature�s most medicinal fruits. Grape skins and grape seeds are used in several therapies having excellent results especially in cancerous tumor reduction. Grape skin and grape seeds will help purify the blood, invigorate the immune system, and help strengthen those people who have been weakened by cancer. Grapes are a powerful tonic that can mineralize and renovate the tissues. They help promote the action of the bowel, clean the liver and aid in kidney function. Each Grape Duet vegetarian capsule contains 100 mgs. of grape skin extract and 50 mgs. of grape seed extract.

What therapies are they talking about? And what tissues? It can renovate "the tissues". It sounds like a seedy nightclub downtown. Get it? Seedy? Because we're talking about...

...nevermind.

That whole schlock reminds me of Powdermilk Biscuits.

Made from whole wheat raised in the rich bottomlands of the Lake Wobegon river valley by Norwegian bachelor farmers; so you know they're not only good for you, but pure ... mostly. Buy them ready-made in the big blue box with the picture of the biscuit on the cover, or in the brown bag with the dark stains that indicate freshness. Whole wheat that gives shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. Heavens they're tasty, and expeditious!

If you don't know what that is, shame on you.

A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the guy behind the counter, "Got any Humor-Blogs.com?"

Who Is This Guy?

Kitsch

A derogatory term used to describe works created specifically in order to pander to public demand. In this case, Christian demand for cutesy knick-knacks and other pseudo-spiritual items. I feel like the word 'kitschy' could describe a lot of the contemporary Christian church. We're converting the world, one t-shirt at a time.