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Attacked by animals

Swinger

Have you ever been attacked by a wild or tame animal and got the scars to prove it? I got chomped by a dog years ago which has left me with some unusual indentations on my leg. Standing by for "does the wife count?"

Clanker

My dad used to have chickens on an allotment which I had to feed when he went on holiday, he had a rooster that attacked me once when I went into the pen, it took two chunks out of my leg and one out of my arm before I managed to get out. I've still got the marks.

About a month later it did the same thing to my dad, he rung its neck and threw it on the fire.

LE

Have you ever been attacked by a wild or tame animal and got the scars to prove it? I got chomped by a dog years ago which has left me with some unusual indentations on my leg. Standing by for "does the wife count?"

LE

Have you ever been attacked by a wild or tame animal and got the scars to prove it? I got chomped by a dog years ago which has left me with some unusual indentations on my leg. Standing by for "does the wife count?"

LE

I got savaged by a badger while on Ex on Salisbury Plain. Little bastard got me in the middle of a CTR, ripped my combats and half-tore the sole off my boot. Went back and stuffed a smoke grenade down its set, just to teach it a lesson.

MIA

7 inch gash, but enough about her, my hand got put back together and works pretty well apart from the little finger sticking out, oh and by shark i mean a glass wall and 11 hours of drink. Does that still count?

Clanker

7 inch gash, but enough about her, my hand got put back together and works pretty well apart from the little finger sticking out, oh and by shark i mean a glass wall and 11 hours of drink. Does that still count?

MIA

7 inch gash, but enough about her, my hand got put back together and works pretty well apart from the little finger sticking out, oh and by shark i mean a glass wall and 11 hours of drink. Does that still count?

It is true that dispite my massive gut and terrible facial features that only woman believe my shark bite story, I sometimes add that I was surfing off the coast of SA doing some adventure training, and they still go, "really wow that must have been horible etc etc"