Summary

Nobody had even invited Deadpool in the first place. He always showed up like a bad penny, or an evil fairy godmother. The original team had been Bucky Barnes, Matt Murdock, and Peter Parker, with Darcy Lewis as the obligatory civilian, the token female, and the alliterative C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

But then there had been a green and purple dude with a fishbowl on his head and freaky illusion traps, and now two superheros were missing in action with the anti-heros and fandom dark horse favorite left to save the day and win a scavenger hunt.

(aka Bucky, Wade, and Darcy save the day in micro ficlet form. Rating has changed for violence and smut)