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Wolowitz: This is the thing from the pizza box that keeps the lid from touching the cheese.Raj: Is that what this is for? In India, the lid just touches the cheese. Of course, we also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of chlorea so a little cardboard on our cheese is no biggie

Sheldon: You have to check your messages, Leonard! Leaving a message is one-half of a social contract, which is completed by the checking of the message. If that contract breaks down, then all social contracts break down and we descend into anarchy.Leonard: It must be hell inside your head.Sheldon: At times.

Stuart: Here Sheldon. I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing.Sheldon: Excuse me! Spoiler alert!Stuart: What? I didn't spoil anything.Sheldon: You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown. Once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.Stuart: I'm sorry.Sheldon: Said the Grinch to Christmas.

Stuart: Here Sheldon. I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing.Sheldon: Excuse me! Spoiler alert!Stuart: What? I didn't spoil anything.Sheldon: You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown. Once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.Stuart: I'm sorry.Sheldon: Said the Grinch to Christmas.