Just a few for this worstoff, as I need to get my artwork together for the live Worst of Perth show on Thursday. It’s Perth Comedy Lounge Charles Hotel North Perth Call John 9309 1139 for booking or details. $15. Doors open at 7pm, and the show starts at 8. You can just show up, but if you want a specific table, ring John. You can also book tickets at BOCS 9484 1133

nobody wears shirts with collars any more, let alone french cuffs. Join the twenty first century FFS. Give away something the kids might appreciate, such as a City of Perth ipod cover, or a temporary tattoo

since these are the types that She-Ra cares about most, she should probably stick to the cufflinks. Some people are clearly impressed by such trinkets, like jungle tribesmen being given glass beads and syphilis in exchange for their ancestoral homelands.

I used to work on the Terrace next to that awful Smiths sculpture ‘Perth through the ages’, consisting of a man striding into the building who changes from a VOC trader to a stovepipe hat and then a bowler hat.

The final ‘modern’ interpretation is a man in a shirt and tie and suit carrying a briefcase.

I always though they needed a further statue of a bloke in a skivvy with a one-shoulder laptop bag and a micro-scooter carrying a mega-latte and scribbling in a Moleskine notebook