Alright, who has Tom Cruise’s Blackberry?

Tom Cruise lost his BlackBerry sometime during a full-hour interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada. National Post columnist Shinan Govani reports that Tom’s people called the studio asking if anyone found the phone. “A search was done, but, nada,” Govani said. “So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun’s crackberry.” Ruh-roh.

In response, Tom has politely asked the citizens of Toronto to return his BlackBerry if found. Also, Tom says not to open the calendar event that says, “When Katie is away, Tom will play,” and definitely don’t open the other one that goes, “Secret Santa dildo gift exchange.”