Smooth Transaction At DMV Exaggerated Into Story Anyway

ALBANY, NY—Though he spent no more than 20 minutes at the Department of Motor Vehicles Tuesday getting his driver's license renewed, Dan Nesbitt, 27, decided to embellish his experience anyway, saying he was mistakenly given the wrong form to fill out, the guy in front of him took "forever," and the person behind the counter wasn't exactly helpful, either. "That place is unbelievable," said Nesbitt, who didn't have to wait more than five minutes for his number to be called and successfully left the DMV with the one thing he came in for. "And God help you if you don't walk in there with nine different forms of identification." As of press time, Nesbitt could not be reached for comment due to the "fucking typical" lack of tellers available at the bank.