You should Boycott Target. Why? Because they’re supporting transgendered people with their bathroom policies. Thus, women are now at risk of harassment in the restrooms. One woman is calling for a boycott of Target because she thinks it’s insane to allow this; men dressed as women could come in and take pictures, make comments, and just generally make them feel uncomfortable. Well, most of us already feel that way around them in public places, so why not the bathroom as well? I suppose perverts and upskirt snappers could be a risk, so I propose a different solution: we all shit in one giant bathroom where every toilet is out in the open. No stalls. Good luck sneaking an upskirt now, jackass. Your ding-a-ling is showing.

Getting followers on social media is hard… but less so if you live-stream your friend getting raped. It turns out that people will tune in for that. One nice young lady live-streamed her friend getting raped, and got caught up in all the followers and likes and didn’t stop live-streaming it. When you sell your soul, you should at least demand a good chunk of change. Selling it for more followers makes it seem like you’re not a very good negotiator. You’re worth more than that; the ability to completely sell your friend out to a lifetime of therapy and fear of men is a gift that is rare indeed. Know your worth.

Is the entire Ebola epidemic just a coincidence of flare ups, company products, media exaggeration and simple minds? Or is there a deeper plot here to drive profits of those who hold stake in the drug companies through careful manipulation of media outlets and Ebola communicability while solidifying power of the elite? Seems farfetched, but that’s basically what happened in V for Vendetta, and that movie was a documentary probably.

Josh lays out his entire theory on how this is all going to unfold, and while it is farfetched, it is not impossible and the logic is there. Ben dismisses the entire argument with a crickets sound effect, as a joke, which sets off Josh on an unexpected meltdown leading to yet another on-air fight. The two battle it out, with Ben mostly backpeddling since he encouraged this topic in the first place, and like all of our arguments, it fizzles out in a sigh of apathy where no one cares anymore. Kind of like our listeners.

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