Schumer appeared on Glaser’s SiriusXM show, You Up with Nikki Glaser, to give listeners an inside look at what went down at her low-key Malibu ceremony, including their NSFW vows.

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The Trainwreck actress said she spent about 20 minutes penning her vows, which she said “sucked.”

“In my vows, I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even through everyone tells me I won’t,'” she recalled, but luckily, her cookbook author husband returned the awkward sentiment.

“He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f—ing loser,’” Schumer said. “It was all like, awful s—.”

Since her Feb. 13 wedding, Schumer said she’s been “wife as hell.”

“Somebody went to sit next to [Chris] and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting here,’ and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that. I just have been really overusing it to a degree that’s insane. Like, when it’s completely uncalled for,” the newlywed gushed.

“Part of the thing that’s good about us getting married so quickly is that we’re so in love,” she said. “Every girl I know, if they get proposed to they’re like, ‘Oh, now? Now that I can’t have kids!’”

“I got a text from Amy Schumer about three nights before the wedding that said, ‘Will you officiate my wedding as Vicky? Adele backed out,’” Early told Vulture of their plans. “I was paralyzed for probably 20 minutes and I considered saying no, because it just seemed too overwhelming, and then I realized that I would never forgive myself if I said no. It just made for such a good story, I just had to do it.”

Playing off Schumer’s wild vows, Early shared his opening line with Vulture: “Dearly beloved — and Seth Meyers — we are gathered here today for what I’ve just been told is a Jewish wedding.”

Photos confirmed that the ceremony kept up with at least some Jewish tradition as Fischer appeared to smash a glass at the conclusion of the ceremony. It isn’t clear is Fischer identifies as Jewish, but Schumer was raised in the religion.