Who's Wee Dug wrote:When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about.

But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?

I know this has nothing to do with films, but made me remember an episode of QI when they talked about fear: what are your phobias? height? spider?or whatever, I don't remember, and Jo Brand says "psycopaths with axes coming into my bedroom at night and killing me". [Fry=you're weird!]

If staying in one place will let you survive someone ALWAYS has to go outside for some reason.

a film can only be considered artistic if all the characters die at the end.

(to follow the NY apartment thread earlier) If a family lives in the suburbs, no matter how strapped for cash they are they always live in a multi-story mini-mansion with 5 bedrooms and a garage and two or more bathrooms.

The good dog always survive, unless there is a T-Rex around.

Kids always survive unless giant bugs or Thomas Jane are around.

Nice guys never loose.

Evil Sharks always roar.

Spaceships always bank when turning.

every dark alley contains a cat.

"The reason an author needs to know the rules of grammar isn't so he or she never breaks them, but so the author knows how to break them."

Ventilated patients that are left on their own. Makes me laugh. You never see anyone wash their bloody hands Monitors not matching Pt conditions.Doctors talking to patient's relatives during a medical emergency There aren't any nurses on House cause they've all grabbed their registrations and run for the hills.