The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules  If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees

A) Cal PolySubmitted by Jeremy

Professor was explaining the correlation between front porches and housing values.

Professor: One study suggests that front porches actually decrease the property values of the entire block.

Rhodes Scholar: Wait, how could they build a porch that big though?

B) Rollins CollegeSubmitted by Kristen

We were discussing test subjects.

Professor: Okay, the control group gets the placebo.

The Brilliance: isn't that what comes out after the woman gives birth?

C) SociologySubmitted by Kyle

Professor: So in essence he was talking about theories still being used today, he was very ahead of his time.

Golden Oldie: So would you say he was ahead of his time as a scholar?

Professor: That's literally what I just said

D) BSUSubmitted by Capt.

Talking about the different impact of the bailout on provinces in eastern and western Canada

Lady Einstein: Is the District of Columbia in western or eastern Canada?

Professor: It's in the eastern part. Of the United States. Where the President lives.

E) University of Houston College of PharmacySubmitted by Jason

Professor: And this drug was discovered in 1000 B.C., but many scholars believed it could have been as early as the year 3500.