First day of school's coming up, isn't it? You've picked out that new JanSport, some Keds, and a nice binder. You just want to fit in. We all do.

August 27 is the first day of fall classes at Texas A&M. The Aggies join the mean, swaggering SEC after years in the Big 12. They wanted this, yes, but they're not sure if their new compatriots will like them.

They were eager. Now, not so much. The A&M students in the video all act as though someone's pointing a 12-gauge at them from behind the camera. Each student is more upset about his task than the last. The girl who's forced to say "Go, Cocks!" oozes regretful resignation usually seen only in cheap web pornography. But I suppose this video too fits that category. And then there's the president, who, I'm pretty sure, says he's president of "Tex and M university." They're already scared, Pawwwwl.