Fox News Knows It's Capable of Ignoring Stuff, Right?

They have to know that's an option, but maybe they don't

Fox News' Megyn Kelly said some particularly incomprehensible stuff today about Santa Claus definitely being a white person since he couldn't be black because he couldn't, he just couldn't, and I cannot complete this sentence because what are we anymore? Are we just walking Jenga towers waiting for somebody to take out a middle piece so we can get angry at them? If so, let me adjust my top parts.

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But here's the truly unsettling thing: It sounds like Fox News has Megyn Kelly locked up in a walk-in freezer.

"For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white, but this person is just arguing that maybe we should also have a black Santa. But Santa is what he is, and we're just debating it because somebody wrote about it, kids."

Is Megyn Kelly being held against her will along with Shepard Smith, Ann Coulter and Alan Colmes in a walk-in freezer at Fox News HQ on 49th Street? That's the only explanation for this. Megyn Kelly is forced to read these stories so she can get a three-hour reprieve from her living hell, tied to the endangered animal beef rack while they tape Hannity, like at the end of The Shining.

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If that's not what's happening, then what is?

She understands that she's capable of ignoring this, right? Who is forcing her to read this? A producer? A producer on a show called "The Kelly File?" Unless her executive producer's name is "Kelly File," no one is forcing Megyn Kelly to read this news.

Hot tip: If someone shouts an opinion you find inflammatory off in the distance, far off in the woods, that doesn't mean you must buy a firehose and spew poison out of it until you can't hear the voices anymore. General life rule there, but it counts double when you have a TV show.