Monday, March 15, 2010

Boner of the Day

Jeremy Sisto. I have been carrying a Boner Torch for this guy for fifteen years, ever since he rolled with his homie Tai and got rapey with Cher back in in "Clueless". I mean, I wasn't butt-crazy in love with him like I was with Paul Rudd in that movie, but both 13 year old Jenny and 28 year old Jenny would Hiiiiiiiiiiiit IT. Now he swings it around on "Law & Order," making it the only reason that show is worth watching, since otherwise it bores me to tears.

I know, I know, the hair makes me feel like I got punched in the babymaker too. But if you cover it up with your thumb a bit, then all you see is a bangin' dude wearing do-me sweats, surrounded by mountains of pancakes. I just spent the past ten minutes trying to come up with something hotter to me than that last sentence I typed. Nope.