On the few times we've been out in Oxford preaching the word of the FSM (there are local evangelicals who stand in Cornmarket St denouncing evolution and saying it doesn't exist - so we go and stand opposite them and agree that evolution is "only a theory" and that REAL creationism i.e. the FSM's noodly appendages are the truth), we get the crowd to hold their arms up and wiggle their fingers whilst we lead them in the FSM version of the Lord's Prayer. It looked wicked!

The evangelicals don't like it though... especially as we get bigger crowds!

Cardinal Fang wrote:On the few times we've been out in Oxford preaching the word of the FSM (there are local evangelicals who stand in Cornmarket St denouncing evolution and saying it doesn't exist - so we go and stand opposite them and agree that evolution is "only a theory" and that REAL creationism i.e. the FSM's noodly appendages are the truth), we get the crowd to hold their arms up and wiggle their fingers whilst we lead them in the FSM version of the Lord's Prayer. It looked wicked!

The evangelicals don't like it though... especially as we get bigger crowds!

CF

That's totally amazing! XD

I'm going to pray like that from now on.

NaHmAlA

Christianity - The belief that a cosmic JewishZombie who was his own father can makeyoulive forever if you symbolicallyeat his fleshand telepathicallytell himyou accept himas your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talkingsnake to eat from amagical tree…Yeah, makes perfect sense...