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Friday, 7 December 2012

A Christmas Compendium

I have come to realise that I have
been stupid by not realising how stupid you are. Stupid me.

What can I do to remedy this? Well
nothing, you’ll be stupid forever, we all will.

appee birfdee (or close enough)

BUT!!!

(I like big buts. Har har har de
har)

I can help you a little by giving
you a handy compendium to all the nonsense and advice I have been giving you to
help you to cope with the dreadful thing that is heading our way, no, not Sarah
Palin, not the mayan apocalypse, tis the celebration of Horus’ birthday, sorry
I mean Apollo, no erm …. Jesus, that’s the one. He’s the current favourite here
isn’t he?