"If the world's worst designers got together to make a showhouse, it might look something like this four-bedroom, five-bathroom house
in Indianapolis. There seem to be so many rooms that the listing's
mention of 1,540 square feet seems highly suspect, and no single word
can describe its aesthetic. But the bedrooms with multiple beds, the
overabundance of stonework, and the Holiday Inn-style balconies almost
make sense considering that the home's owner was Jerry A. Hostetler, who
the local newspaper describes as an "almost-famous
pimp-turned-construction mini-magnate."