Last night, "Twilight" star Taylor Lautner stole the show by picking up two of the blimp-shaped trophies at the 23rd annual Nickelodeon spectacle inside UCLA's Pauley Pavilion.

Lautner pu the bite on the favorite actor honor for his "New Moon" role as the werewolf hunk, Jacob Black as well as the inaugural "Cutest Couple Award" with his "Twilight" co-star Kristin Stewart.

That did not go over well with Kristen Stewart's former/current(?) supposedly best guy, Robert Pattinson.

"I have to admit I have always dreamed of winning one of these orange blimps thingamabobs!," laughed Lautner. "But "The Cutest Couple" was extra! I'm probably going to hear about that later."

Next, Katy Perry, wearing a glowing blue wig and skintight dress, was blasted with slime when presenting the favorite movie actress trophy to Miley Cyrus. The gooey "I Kissed a Girl" singer chased the young actress around the stage, but co-presenter Jonah Hill grabbed Katy before she could embrace the 17-year-old singer-actress with a slimy hug and kiss.

She was see once again chasing Cyrus later, running through the parking lot but that was after she cleaned up, but still looking for that kiss!

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