"My old friend
Richard Pryor is here," Joan continued. "Richard, you could never
keep it in your pants. I don't want to say Richard fooled around,
but the longest relationship he ever had was with multiple
sclerosis."

"Speaking of bi, I see you Freddy Mercury! When Freddy died,
people were surprised he was gay. Are you kidding me?! You're so
gay even your teeth aren't straight!" (Freddy Mercury was played
by "SNL" musical guest, Maroon 5's Adam Levine.)

"Listen
people, comedy is to make people laugh and deal with things. So
open the gates and let me in here and let's start this show!"
Watch the full sketch below:

Comedy Central did a roast of
Joan Rivers in 2009. Everyone from Don Rickles and Tom Arnold
to Kathy Griffin and Gilbert Gottfried showed up to roast the
comedy vet.

Rivers said after the show: “With the roast, what I
was worried about is what I was gonna say back to them. So I
worked very hard. And I won. For every comedian, if you’re not
insecure you’re not funny. If you’re happy, you’re not funny."