This is a picture of Link's semi spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot by Redditor teslas_notepad. No word what he hauls, but my guess is ass. ZOOM ZOOM, Link amirite? *doing the 'pull horn' motion* Toot it, bro -- for me!

Thanks to freddy, who heard Link was fired from his train conductor job on the Spirit Tracks for always shooting his cannon off like a crazy person.

On a side note I sometimes really envy truckers, they basically get paid 50 dollars an hour to drive around in their own little cabin. They eat whatever they want on the road and at night they get to pull over somewhere new everynight, climb into the back of their cab (which is basically a small bedroom) and fire up their consoles or laptop or whatever.

When I used to play WoW there was some guy up in the oil fields of Canada driving a semi who would do raids with his laptop and an aircard, he was constantly losing his connection but I'll be damned if he wasn't livin the life.