Weekend Spirit Message, 17-19 Mar 2017

Kelly is a natural-born Spirit channel, psychic medium and lightworker based in Singapore. A gifted oracle, she offers face-to-face and online readings with Angel & Tarot cards, as well as animal communication sessions and energy healing services.

If you haven’t booked your spot at the pub for TGIF drinks yet, you might want to do so now. Watch out for a collision of personalities, wills and egos on Friday 17 March: the confident, life-giving Sun clashes with sober taskmaster Saturn – and so our chances of having our dreams challenged, our plans questioned, and our hopes wet-blanketed have risen a little.

While this might sound daunting at first, let’s also be grateful for the stern blessings Saturn brings. With Saturn in the picture, checks and balances are mandatory. Delusions of grandeur come crashing down: Saturn’s reality checks can be intimidating. You don’t cut corners under Saturn’s auspices. You face up to the hard questions – and you will answer them.

Saturn’s reality checks can be intimidating.

With the double-edged blessings of Saturn, you’ll toughen up. You’ll be forced to re-look your choices in life and decide if you’re really going to walk down the path you’ve chosen – or if you’ve been lying to yourself all this while and you really want to be somewhere else, doing something else, being someone else.

How to deal with all things Saturn: remember how to spell it.

Saturn starts with the letter ASS.

Review + critique your ASSumptions about the choices and plans you’re making; be prepared to make the necessary changes.

Be open-minded: ASSimilate whatever new, diverse ideas that could be useful to your agenda. This means you’ll have to hear out opinions, even if they sound critical of your plans.

Saturn also tends to bring about change by sending agents who will challenge the path you have chosen, often rudely or aggressively: yep, the ASSholes will start asking questions. Get ready, be firm and clear about where you stand, and don’t accept any form of bullying.

Saturn deserves honour for its no-bullshit taskmaster approach to helping us on our life paths – so yes, even the assholes have a part to play in making us stronger, wiser, better versions of ourselves, as we go on to live our best lives.

Thankfully, you don’t have to tolerate the assholes for too long. Once you’ve learnt the lessons you needed in order to move forward, leave them behind. Let the assholes learn their own lessons if they, too, wish to move ahead and live their best lives. It is their path to choose, and we must respect their choices – even if they don’t respect ours.

Learn, then leave them behind. that’s where assholes belong – behind.

(Ironically, you’ll find that many assholes love giving unsolicited advice and mocking your dreams, but never seem to work on their own lives. That’s why they’re so miserable. Let their lives and self-inflicted ‘suffering’ be a cautionary tale to you, wish them well – and steer clear of them.)

So go ahead and make your booking for TGIF celebrations. Not to drown your sorrows, but to celebrate the Sun-Saturn clash, the challenges it will bring, and how you will be so much stronger after you overcome them.