I Think I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little Bit

HotAir has an audio tape of Cindy Sheehan saying that, following her hysterectomy, she planted her uterus in Crawford, Texas.

Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”

Comments

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I'm against abortions, but in her case, I thinkCindy Sheehan's mother should have done us all a favor and had one. Instead we're left with MamaMoonbat. Bluto, the only thing that will grow where she planted her uterus is 'evil'. And that kind of 'evil' will grow and grow and grow.

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I dunno, Casey came from there... likely her best parts. Her brain is of no use...

Posted by: whatsinna at October 16, 2006 02:59 PM

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Well now - won't that certainly help MamaMoonie get that Nobel Peace Prize! Gag

Posted by: Kim at October 16, 2006 03:10 PM

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Oh, there's nothing to worry about. The fire ants down here eat anything and everything, as long as it is some type of life form. They eat everything but bone, so no one need worry, Cindy's remains are nothing more than ant farts. Long gone into the Texas night.

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 16, 2006 03:15 PM

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I think we can safely say that the entire incident falls under the category of "TMI".. way T.M.I.!

All the world could have gone on without missing a beat if knowing what anyone does with their uterus was kept quiet. W.T.H.

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This is either a sick joke, or just another case of Lefty self-parody.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at October 16, 2006 03:31 PM

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Personally, I think a lovely tree will spring forth from the dry, cracked earth. And from this tree will bloom flowers, full of life and hope for the future. And from these flowers will grow a special fruit ...

... which will unfortunately resemble bunches of dead uteruses with Cindy's face on 'em and fuck the whole thing up.

Posted by: Gleep! at October 16, 2006 04:15 PM

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I don't know what will grow there, but I give it 10 seconds before it tries to lead a march to the Bush ranch.

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You know, improper disposal of pathological waste is a violation of the biohazardous waste disposal laws in Texas. Has someone let the Texas Department of Health know that this psychotic bitch is burying body parts in Crawford?

Posted by: HelloNurse at October 16, 2006 04:36 PM

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Maybe the ants have eaten it already JJ, but it may still be a good idea to grab a camera and head over to Crawford - I don't think science has ever captured ants simultaneously convulsing and vomiting on film.

Posted by: Graeme at October 16, 2006 04:51 PM

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Well, the Unabomber put his feces in his garden to help his bushes and vegetables grow, too, Cindy.

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Yuck!
The ground is contaminated!
Too bad she didn't bury her head!

Posted by: Melissa In Texas at October 16, 2006 07:32 PM

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No, no, no ! The woman is lying. What hospital did she go to, what dr did her surgery, WHO gave her back her uterus? Hospitals don't allow that sort of thing. Dr would never do it either. Once removed, most 'ectomies' make their way to the path lab, just to be sure, or else they head down the hallway towards the incinerator.. I had a b-word of a time getting my 7 yr old's tooth back from the dentist so he could put it under his pillow. I did not get my calcified heart valve. I did not get my gall bladder and the only thing I took home after hours in labor was a child. Seven children and noteven onetired placentadid they allow me to keep. My husband has only a scar to remind him of his knee surgeries, my brother was not allowed to keep his cancerous kidney in a jar by his bed.Why should anyone believe she got her 'part' back? Just because she said it, doesn't mean it happened. And one more thing - "It's so funny cause me and my children..." No, it isn't funny.
I smell a very foul odor and since her mouth is open, it must be Cindy.

Posted by: middleagedhousewife at October 16, 2006 08:12 PM

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A thousand pardons. Maybe I spoke too hastily. Perhaps Cindy went to her local auto repair shop with a nasty water pump infection. It was old and corroded and kept causing her to overheat and run off at the mouth. While she was there, she decided upon the special-o-the-day and had her 'ectomy at the same time. She requested her waterpump be returned and, since both 'parts'; were equally old and rusted and, therefore, indistinguishable from one another, the mechanic simply tossed them both in a bag and handed over.
Yeah, I can see that happening. Guess I was wrong in my earlier post. Sorry, yall.

Posted by: middleagedhousewife at October 16, 2006 08:19 PM

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I am going to go to Crawford, find that bush, dig up her uterus and feed it to a stray dog. Then I will shoot that dog and run over it with my Ford pick up. Then I will piss on the corpse and then bury it under that same bush.