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Amy Lee/Foghorn Leghorn

I made this picture of Amy Lee from Evanescence my computer wallpaper here at work. She’s kind of pretty in a spooky looking, goth sort of way. I keep minimizing my work to look at her picture and she’s looking at me as if to say, “Look at me Mexigogue, I’m a spooky goth chick with white girl angst!” It’s rather unnerving.

If you look at some of her older pictures she’s actually kind of ugly. So I guess they decided spooky was an improvement. If you wanted to get spookier, you’d have to be, like, a British kid in a haunted house (“The Others”) or Foghorn Leghorn in a commercial advertising chicken.

What kind of sick bastard makes a commercial to SELL OUT IS OWN KIND?????? How much bloodmoney did they PAY THIS MOTHERFUCKER!???? This kind of shit burns me up. I’m SO MAD I COULD. . . I COULD. . . .I have to go people, this is just too much! OUT!