More Sms Messages:

Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie

Have a nice day. . . somewhere else

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

whassuupppppp..

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..