Who or what is a sandoz?

The Girl Named Sandoz named herself after a song that was covered by the Smashing Pumpkins. She grew up in the Appalachias and is Your Favorite Internet Redneck. Seriously, have you seen the crap she spouts off? It's enough to offend one mightily or crack you up. At any rate, she is serious about multimedia and design, and the world of Telamon she's created and peopled with Elves, Vampires and Werewolves. Her Metalocalypse fan art was featured on an episode of the Adultswim show Metalocalypse, and is featured on the Season 3 DVD (she squealed when she saw her name in the credits, I can assure you). She also designed the logos used for the Dethkon 2011 Metalocalypse fan con held in Nashville, TN, and it was featured on the Sweet Relief musician's charity website.

She can be reached at shanaoquinn@hotmail.com, or by messaging her Facebook or Deviantart profile. You can inquire about commissioning artwork or designs, or band logos or flyers. Prices vary depending on the project and will be agreed upon before project is begun. Paypal is accepted, and is what will be used to generate your invoice and collect payment. Payment in full is due upon completion of the project unless other prior arrangements were made.

Note: I love hearing from people and making new contacts, but if you send a friend request, send me a message letting me know how you found my Facebook profile. And please, please don't be creepy. I have no time for pervs. Thanks.