[as he’s going for a walk with Katie]Max: Ah, I got to admit, this is nice.[Max walks by another dog with his owner]Dog: I don’t want to go the vet!Max: Uh, the vet! [he stops walking]Max: No! No, no, no!Katie: Come on, buddy.Max: You tricked me![Katie pulls on Max’s leash into the vet]

[sitting in the waiting room at the vet]Cat: First time here?Max: Uh, yeah.Cat: Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You’re going to love him. He specializes in behavioral disorder.Max: But I don’t have a behavioral disorder. I, I…Cat: Yeah, I’m fine too. It’s my human that’s nuts. I mean, you know, I, I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out. I bring her dead mouse, right in the garbage! [the cat starts getting hysterical at his owner]Cat: Is nothing I do good enough for you, mother?!Max: Okay.

[Max looks over at the guinea pig in its cage at the vet, running around in its cage wheel]Guinea Pig: I run, I can run, and I run, and I run, and I get out, and I’ve gone nowhere. Nowhere!

[Max sees a nervous looking dog waiting at the vet]Nervous Dog: My owner always says, “You’re such a good dog,” and I feel like a good dog. But what if deep down I’m a bad dog? What if I’m a bad dog?!