Things We Said

Describe the secret fantasy scene you would most like to be involved in at a Sagacity play party.
(note: the original question also asked "Who are the players and what are they doing". This was left out to protect the privacy of the guilty parties. You know who you are ...)

List two things you will never see at a Sagacity party. (Again, Sagacityites are having trouble with the concept of providing only the number of responses stated in the instruction. So, responses are listed in a simple list, not in pairs.)