Tuesday, June 17, 2008

How Soon Will Jonas Brothers Fall From Grace?

Following Miley Cyrus' supposed photoshoot debacle (I will never understand what that ridiculously idiotic scandal was about), Disney has turned to squeaky-clean pro-Jesus teenage pop idols Jonas Brothers to make them some benjamins. But is it all fake? Those prize-winning journalists from Faux News want to know.

With songs like "Dear God" and "Christmas Prayer" the band's right up America's conservative alley. Then again it could all be a marketing ploy.

The controversial news station's regular contributor and former president of the conservative organization Concerned Women for America Sandy Rios doesn't share the opinion of dirty pop-loving former MTV VJ Kennedy. Although a Republican herself, Kennedy supports many liberal issues, including same-sex marriage.