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And if I'm being honest, it's really about that video. But that's not thread worthy anymore since we have the WHAT DID YOU FIND ON THE INTERNET thread. I forgot what it feels like to make a thread though and I wanted to do it so here we are.

Girls who can sing, even just decently.
Girls who own a guinea pig, a rabbit, and/or a loris.
Girls who're into Rise Against (they're not my favorite band, but girls that listen to them are generally way more fun than girls who prefer to listen to System of a Down or The Strokes, which I consider to be my favorites). Also, girls that sing along to Blink 182 and Sum 41 with me. Hell, even the Grease soundtrack.
Girls that run the Spartan race just for fun.

They can get it.

Girls who consider getting black out drunk at bars a good time.
Girls who're too polite.
Girls who like smoking out all the time.
Girls who are uninterested in analyzing movies/shows/books.

Is he hot? Does he have an amazing smile, drink whiskey, and like to eat fancy?

The last time I saw him was years ago and he had long hair, drank tons of whiskey, and ummm, yeah that's about all I remember (college). I just looked him up and he looks so much different... SPAM!
I'm gonna take that link down after you look because I'd feel bad leaving it up for too long.

Guys who can get it-
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.

Thoughtful gifts are like manna.
You have a bad day and he shows up with your favorite cheap wine, some pizza and sits down to enjoy a movie, while cuddling.
And this dude, Max Minghella CAN GET IT, if anything ever happens to my husband (god forbid).
or this guy, Jay Baruchel
I have a type. My husband knows. On a good day, he looks like the older version.
Although he is actually approximately the same age as those guys. Oddly enough my family is more weirded out than his family, about the age difference.

Guys who can get it-
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.

Guys who can get it-
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.

Hello...

(Not even kidding. Aside from about 2 of those, that IS me)

Right on!
Which 2?
Please, don't say - corny jokes. A corny joke goes a long way, with a lady. She may roll her eyes, but it breaks the ice.

Guys who can get it-
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.

Hello...

(Not even kidding. Aside from about 2 of those, that IS me)

Right on!
Which 2?
Please, don't say - corny jokes. A corny joke goes a long way, with a lady. She may roll her eyes, but it breaks the ice.

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