Ole: "The hell if I know, some weirdo wants to know if the coast is clear."

This one from Jay Bryant, via email...

Ole and Lena were married in St Paul and took a bus up to Duluth for their honeymoon with a bunch of deer hunters who were heading north to catch the last day of deer hunting season.

They got about 2 hours north of St Paul when the bus broke down.

So everyone piled outside the bus for 2 hours while they waited for it to get fixed.

Ole was getting really horny and wanted to consummate the marriage out in the weeds. But Lena told him to wait.

They got back on the bus and made it within 30 minutes of Duluth when it broke down again.

So they piled off the bus and got outside.

Ole told Lena he couldn't wait any longer to have sex.

Lena asked why?

Ole responded.. Did you hear all those hunters on the bus saying:

"The fucking season is almost over!"

Last update: Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:44 AM Pacific.

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