You buy a wine glass that can hold an entire bottle of wine. I’m not real sure why they even try to market this thing. Couldn’t the ad just say, “Hey, it’s better than drinking straight from the bottle,” or, “Classier than a milkshake straw.” Instead, whoever made this ridiculous goblet went about the marketing like so:

Yeah, I bet that lady can just casually balance a full bottle of wine in one hand while she reads. If anything, this glass will make you drink faster just so you don’t pull a muscle in your arm.