Nuclear energy saves us all

Tonight at 9 p.m. CNBC will air a special called “The Nuclear Option,” which promises “to go inside the energy crisis.”

The energy crisis? Holy crap, the financial crisis is on the back burner! CNBC is returning to our previously scheduled programming—this is great news. We don’t have to wait up all night waiting to see who bails out what. No late-night press release from Treasury, no round-the-clock take-over negotiations.

Let’s just hope there’s not a meltdown. (Please direct all elbow jabs at Justin, from whom I adapted that line.)