The Locked Bathroom

It's a funny thing about a blog that no one knows about yet. It's like a locked bathroom, a magic sanctuary, a junior high school journal. You can just sit in it, rummaging around in the old bellybutton for wayward lint, maybe sing off-key a little bit or stare off into space, and nobody's the wiser, the more grossed out, or irritated. Even after I hit the "Publish" button, I think I'm going to pretend I didn't.

One of the nicest things some friends and family have been doing for me and The Ninja Librarians is giving the books as birthday presents for kids not forward-thinking enough to make clear requests for ponies.

​Thank you!

Birthday party bound folks have often asked me to sign the books, or attempted to render-vouz with me in order to get the deed done. Sometimes we’ve succeeded in meeting up in time, sometimes not. Such exciting gambles have not been an option for more distant book-buyers.

Enter….the signed book plate! I’ve now got some adhesive plates printed up that I can dedicate to any kid who is about to get a Ninja Librarians book as a gift. Just e-mail me the poor pony-less child’s name, and an address to which the plate should be sent. (It can be yours if you’re giving the book in person, or the child’s if you ordered the book from Amazon or like, and it’s going straight to the child)

Just stick the plate onto the inside front cover, and voila….signed book….

Thank you again for supporting me as an author, and for helping the Ninja Librarians and their intellectual freedom message get around.​