All Hail the Mighty Vagina!

So says Summer's Eve. Of course, they want to sell you stuff. But this is still fun.

So what do you think of your vagina? Could it rule countries? Is it worth Samurais fighting over? What about a joust? Do you think knights would fight for your honor? Hail to the V!

Don't worry. There's no wrong answer. These are just some of the things Summer's Eve thinks you'd want to have a clean vajayjay for. Though they're not saying you don't have a clean vagina! (And of course, we aren't either.) They just think it's better to be safe than sorry if Zorro comes crashing through your door to protect your innocence from the wretched landlord demanding some form of payment to cover the overdue rent.

Okay, so they didn't do Zorro. But they totally should have.

Your vagina would like you to “Treat me like the BFF I am.” because “You know, a little vertical smile love goes a long way,” says Summer's Eve's YouTube channel. And, “I'm important so treat me like it.” Come on and “hit me with some Cleansing Wash!” But you know that your pussy is powerful no matter what you do, right?