My Thoughts On Canada Losing to America in Hockey, As Told By Hitler

Once again, we turn to Hitler’s speech in Downfall to express our anger and dismay. This time it’s my own bitter pain about last night’s embarrassing Olympic hockey loss, which saw a favored Canadian squad outplay but lose to a younger American team. (Also, it’s apparently now ok for smarty-pants New York blogging media elites to talk about hockey all the time.) So, yeah, sorry you’ve seen this parody so much, but this one will help you to understand how upset I am that America has to win everything, all the time, ever (except wars of choice and quality of life surveys):