As Michael noted in the comments of a post yesterday, it’s possible to see a drawing of a penis on the page below the one I wanted to show you. So, I suppose it’s only fair to show you the penis. (Mum, turn off your computer now, and go and watch “Emmerdale” will you?)

A little explanation: my friend Juliana and I had been to see the most recent Gus Van Sant film “Paranoid Park,” and had been discussing how his films seem to have one defining characteristic. So, in my notebook, we combined to write the script to his next film. This is it: