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"Far from trying to improve the situation as it claims, the government of Sudan continues to conduct large-scale military attacks against populated areas, to harass aid workers and to allow impunity for the worst crimes committed in Darfur," Human Rights Watch, the Save Darfur Coalition, and 13 other rights organizations said in a highly unusual joint report

_________________Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman

F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman

If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad

So, what chance of bumping into the Miracle network while he is in N'Djamena?
He could bring them along with him to Abeche to meet with the [email protected] reverend who is waiting for them (still)

Meeting Miracle might blow the second part of the safari, but :
a) it would be a fly-on-the-wall moment
b) see a)

You've done amazingly well so far, I had thoughts that you might have the original Dan from Port Harcourt, however, the fact that he has moved his lazy a**e proves that there is more than one Dan in the town. (although not now as your one has left for points west)

I quite like the "we had to leave the area urgently to (somewhere very close in Sudan), join us" followed by "we had to leave the area - your money is buried in a box beside the runway at (somewhere) - look for a dip in the ground and freshly dug earth/red dust. There's something even more painful about scrabbling round for buried treasure that gives us pirate flashbacks toboot.

It's struck me - as the border is walkable, by not mentioning (wherever) after Adre he may not even realise he's entering Sudan - that has to get you massive safari points, getting him to Sudan, and not having the mental hurdle of another border might make it easier for him.

This is art, by the way. Don't worry about huggers, "Music 2 My Ears" drew the fire on that one - you'd have to outperform (like getting him to Sudan, oh the beautiful irony) to get attention like that now

sir scam alotDoesn't share his goats

Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:11 pm

No word from him yet. I'll let you know once I confirm the mugu has landed and has emailed me.

I think this lad has more money than sense. He has a passport and apparently has no problem flying wherever he wants. That money will run out quickly, especially if soldiers find him.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

yournamehereMaster Baiter

Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:31 pm

Really hope you'll soon hear from him... As I remember he only can contact you from the one and ONLY internet-cafe at Hospital Road
If you give him a good reason why the Rev. isn't there to meet him, maybe you should try to make the story as believable as possible...
Maybe Jojo, the Prof or YW have some additional info on Abeche that will make the story more credible...

As long as he has money he can still leave, once he's out of that the real fun will start... If he really has a return-ticket you might want him to leave Abeche as soon as possible (away from the airport anyway) but keeping contact will be more difficult...and we don't want to miss any of those 'I'm stredded, dieteing and so on' -emails

Great job anyway

sir scam alotDoesn't share his goats

Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:54 pm

Flights are only on Monday and Friday from what we've managed to gather. That's not to say he couldn't bribe someone to drive him out but then again, the locals may not go for it after the last lads came through.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

He's my lad but it's a group/mass bait. Lot of fun and trophies for the safari virgins.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

sir scam alotDoesn't share his goats

Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:25 pm

Forgot to add: he is nearly past his deadline to meet with Timmy in Abeche and no contact since he wrote from near the border yesterday.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

Still no word from our lad. Of course, last one I sent off on safari never contacted me when he got to his new destination. He went missing for three weeks in Ghana before slinking home with his tail between his legs.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

dr stephen williamsBaiting Guru

Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 15235
Location: DSW's Tattoo Parlour

Posted:
Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:46 am

You know, I am beginning to get worried. What if he gets killed out there. Chad is dangerous. If he were killed before we heard from him... and we last heard from him in Nd'jema, right? So, if he gets killed now, do we still get pith helmets?

Yeah, we would just do it as "Missing Lad Safari". He did go well over 200 miles, IP confirms it so we're covered for the pith helmets. I'm still worried about our lad though. I'd hate to think something happened to him before he got to experience Abeche.

I've had lads go missing before, but much like herpes, they pop up again when you least expect them to.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

dr stephen williamsBaiting Guru

Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 15235
Location: DSW's Tattoo Parlour

Posted:
Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:55 am

SAA, I think he missed the connection and needs to catch up in Sudan. Tim will be back in a week, if he wants to wait... but he is waaaaaaay behind schedule!

Well Tim sent him a concerned message. I'm sure he'll reply if and when he gets near a keyboard. However, Tim will possibly be out in the field investigating new malnutrition cures and won't be able to get into town for a few days. Looks like Danny boy will just have to meet up with Tim in the new location. After all, he's come so far, what's another couple hundred miles?

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

Meanwhile, I have yet another lad who is up for a journey from Lome, Togo. If this lad goes MIA, I'll have another one to toss into the void.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

csudebateMaster Baiter

Joined: 15 Nov 2008
Posts: 207

Posted:
Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:32 am

I sent him a message telling him that he was in my prayers.

sir scam alotDoesn't share his goats

Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana

Posted:
Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:35 am

He'll probably show up fashionably late. I think he didn't realize how long it was going to take to get there and didn't take the plane.

ETA: I'm almost positive he didn't take the plane because he would have been there by now. Also, if he had been delayed, he would have sent Timmy a message.

So, he's either on a bus, riding with The Hand or streaded somewhere between Madiguri (last IP) and Abeche. Wherever he is, there's no internet.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

Opps I crapped my pantsMaster Baiter

Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104

Posted:
Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:25 am

I just got home from work anyone hear anything new?? I am dieing here I need my Dan fix!

PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE AND PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY SON TO CLEAR THE HOSPITAL BILL

SpudzElite Baiter

Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: --4--

Posted:
Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:28 pm

Where is he??!!

_________________Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER

YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about

sir scam alotDoesn't share his goats

Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana

Posted:
Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:59 pm

Nothing yet, nothing at all. Hasn't been checking his mail. I say give him a few more days before declaring him MIA.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

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