HBO Won’t Let Kit Harington Cut His Beautiful Jon Snow Mane As Long As He’s Still On ‘Game Of Thrones’

Kit Harington appeared on Live! With Kelly and Michael yesterday to promote both the Game of Thrones finale and How to Train Your Dragon 2. The topic of conversation quickly turned to Jon Snow’s hair what with Kelly Ripa being a normal red-blooded woman and all, and as it turns out Kit Harington learned the hard way that when he signed on for Game of Thrones, he signed onto having long hair until either his character meets his fate or the series ends — whichever comes first — because his contract clearly states that he’s not allowed to cut it.

So on behalf of all female Game of Thrones fans, I would just like to say: Thank you, HBO. Some things just should not be tampered with, and Jon Snow’s hair is one of those things.

I feel like I also have to mention, when asked about what to expect from his character in the Game of Thrones finale, Kit Harington had the most amazingly perfect British response:

Fellas, fellas… what many people are unaware of is that we are powerful, and control our lives through our thoughts. Every second of your day is being created from the way you think, that’s why many people who are negative tend to have a cycle of bad luck.

We are manifesters, and you can make what you want to happen real if you believe in it. Some people find it hard to truly believe that something will happen, which is why you need to practice on it.

That is why I’ve continually commented about Sophie Turner getting implants – I am willing it to happen. Now, you can either join me in this new world of gigantic fake Sansa tits… or die in the old flat chested one.

This has nothing to do with a false rumor about an actress getting implants. I really can’t stand you BurnsyFan. You’re utterly annoying. I normally wouldn’t bother making that known about someone who regularly comments but you comment on EVERYTHING and you suck.

Hear, hear, lubz102! BurnsyFan could be the most annoying commenter on UPROXX. I’ve been here quite a while, and I’m quite positive he’s worse even than the conservative dick holes that show up every now and then. I think it’s the fact that he writes every post like he thinks he’s the funniest goddamn person since Richard Pryor; when in fact, he’s never contributed something of substance to the UPROXX community.