Went to a strip club and one of the girls sprayed bubble bath all over the stage before heading off. Bubbles everywhere. Sesame Streets' Rubber Ducky song came on, and someone dressed up as Bert started humping all the patrons. We're all, "WTF" until they get on stage and reveal a stripper underneath, who then proceeded to slip and slide all over the stage with her big wet boobies. By the end we were all singing along "Rubber Ducky, you're the one, you make bath time so much fun." Best Show Evar.

"Memories""Her Ghost in the Fog" (Cradle of Filth)"I Killed a Stripper and Am About to Kill You, Too, Destiny, You Giant Slut" (Okay, that one wasn't a song request as much as it was something I wrote on the napkin.)

so I used to be friends with a strip-club's DJ and he would tell me how during slow times, the girls would actually play this game that we're playing right now. this was back when all of his music was on cd's, so if he had it, he'd play it for them.

he also worked weddings, so he had the usual catalog of religious songs, slow songs, daddy-daughter songs.

TV theme-compilations were always fun for the girls... short songs/tv themes worked well for these slow-time antics.

Enough beers, and that would be the officially funniest moment to see in my lifetime... If some chick can strip AND keep up with The Chicken Dance song, she should get automatic $100 tips from every customer AND $20 from every employee in the building. Fark it, now that I think about it, I don't even need the beers...

oh and I've also seen stripping to REM- Everybody Hurts... it started out with one performer and then she was joined by a friend... it was actually really well done and their routine matched the song extremely well.