there's so many!
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman

Jack sparrow~ No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
elizabith~ Yes, the rum is gone.
jack sparrow~ Why is the rum gone?
elizabith~ One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
jack sparrow~ But why is the rum gone?!
pirates of the caribean dead mans chest when jack and elizabith get stuck on the island and she burns everything to make a smoke signal.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Hey, I love rum! In my opinion he should have used that last bullet on Liz.

From 1/ Will: Where;s Elizabeth
Jack: She's Safe, Just like I promised, She's all set to marry Norrington, Just like she promised, and Your about to die for her just as you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact...a woman.
From 2/Jack:Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack :Deeply flattered, boy, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack: Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack: Hide the rum.
From 3/ Jack: Everybody stop!! I've dropped my brain.
Theres Hundreds of good ones in 1....not so many in 2 and three. Most are the actions though :)

Well the one I saw most recently is the third one so here's a quote from that:
It's from when Jack figured out how to escape from the brig, and he'd been talking to like the three other versions of himself, including the one who was a part of the ship:
Jack Duplicate 1 (as the real Jack is walking out of the brig): I miss him already!
Jack dupe 2: Yes, he's such a charming fellow.
Jack part of the ship: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped my brain!

Barbossa: Why thank you Jack!
Jack: You're welcome!
Barbossa: Oh, not you, we named the monkey Jack!
also...
Jack Sparrow: Where is my jar of dirt?
also...
Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone.

good day ELIZIBATH!!!
you woobly legged, rum sucking pirate!
You look familiar, have I threatened you before?
Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
Jack Sparrow: I'll tell ya mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted. [Sees woman.] Scarlett!
[Scarlett slaps Jack's face and walks away.]
Jack Sparrow: Not sure I deserved that. [Another woman walks over.] Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[Giselle slaps Jack's face and walks away.]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.
[Later in the film, Jack removes someone's hat to reveal a woman underneath.]
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria!
[Anamaria slaps Jack's face.]
Will Turner: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either.
Jack Sparrow: No. That one I deserved.

- What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
- Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
- I said no lies.
- I think he's telling the truth.
- If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody well is now.
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.

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