*The old professor visited his doctor for a routine check-up and everythingseemed fine. *

*The doctor proceeded to ask him about his sex life. *

*"Well, "the professor drawled, "not bad at all, to be honest. The wifeisn't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. **In the past week, I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, noneof whom were over thirty years old!"**"My goodness, and at your age too," the doctor commented. "I hope you atleast took some precautions." *

*"Yep. I may be old, but I'm not senile yet, Doc. I gave 'em all a phonyname and phone number."*

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I was once a legal secretary to a young legal clerk who passed thebar exam on his third try. This fledgling attorney worked hardon his initial pleading, which should have read "Attorney at Law"at the top of the first page.

After I submitted the finished document for his review andsignature, I was embarrassed when he pointed out a criticaltyping error. "Must you rub it in?" he asked.

I had typed: "Attorney at Last."

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A man was traveling by bus, minding his own business, when agorgeous woman, sitting next to him started to breast feed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all upor I'll give it to this nice man here"

5 mins later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Comeon, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here"

A few min later the anxious man blurted out,

"Come on, kid. Makeup your mind! I was supposed to get off fourstops ago:

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A clumsy file clerk dropped her birth control pills into theXerox machine.It wouldn't reproduce for a month..............

Bill slumped against the bar, nursing a drink. A man sitting nextto him asked, "If you could live your life over, would you changeanything?"

"Yes, I wouldn't gamble." Bill said.

"Did you lose a lot of money?" the stranger asked sympathetically.

"No, I made a lot of money," Bill muttered, staring at his drink.

"But, I used it to get married

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