Chris Perez of the Indians Had Marijuana Delivered to His House, Police Say

Chris Perez, the ornery Cleveland Indians reliever who is currently on the disabled list, had marijuana delivered to his house, according police. Perez hasn’t been arrested, but police are investigating.

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What’s the deal with athletes in Ohio getting weed delivered to their home?

Maids day off? Yacht was in for repairs? Warlords?

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

What’s the deal with athletes in Ohio getting weed delivered to their home?

They learned from Spencer. The answer is Spencer.

http://twitter.com/Ryan_MQ somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

IS WEED A P.E.D.?

scripty

Strangely, less than two years ago, another professional athlete in Ohio also had marijuana delivered to his home

How you didn’t land at the CIA or the FBI is beyound me.

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

IS WEED A P.E.D.?

According to most MMA guys the answer is yes.

scripty

I think in MLB, you do a “treatment program” for a weed bust. Do the very minimum and then nothing happens to you, you get removed from the “treatment program” and you can go back to playing 36 and getting stoned to the bejeebus belt.

https://twitter.com/arkbadger arkbadger

fucking amateur. no wonder the Cardinals traded him.

http://twitter.com/#!/therealac21 TheRealAC

this was spencer…. he typed in his address incorrectly.

http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

They learned from Spencer.

i wouldnt say they learned from me…they ignored the last step.

much like a steak, kiddos, you gotta let your delivered weed sit in the unopened package with “return to sender” on it before you cut it open. much like the juices, if the po comes, you got some deniability. “oh, i was just too busy to take it to the post office and kept forgetting to leave it out.”

or, if they used fedex, they deserved it. fucking amateurs indeed.

Ty_Webb

so are you supposed to tip the weed delivery guy?

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

They learned from Spencer.

i wouldnt say they learned from me…they ignored the last step.

much like a steak, kiddos, you gotta let your delivered weed sit in the unopened package with “return to sender” on it before you cut it open. much like the juices, if the po comes, you got some deniability. “oh, i was just too busy to take it to the post office and kept forgetting to leave it out.”

or, if they used fedex, they deserved it. fucking amateurs indeed.

Alternatives include not having weed mailed to your home, sexual favors.

http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com Shining Base Path

when does ms come along and give out spencer’s address?

scripty

You must be an idiot or have the worst drug dealer to get pinched by the Rocky River police. Buncha rich assholes up in the River.

Career High

so are you supposed to tip the weed delivery guy?

I don’t know about a tip but they always tack on some bullshit delivery fee.

http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble Jim Harbaugh Scramble

sounds totally believable.

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

so are you supposed to tip the weed delivery guy?

I don’t know about a tip but they always tack on some bullshit delivery fee.

That’s not a tip, and most of it doesn’t go to the driver. That is corporate greed.

http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

Alternatives include not having weed mailed to your home

yea, but then you gotta like, LEAVE, man.

http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com Shining Base Path

I don’t know about a tip but they always tack on some bullshit delivery fee.

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/65? you done charged me 50 last week
//this is some of that west coast

http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble Jim Harbaugh Scramble

According to most MMA guys the answer is yes.

yeah, this is accurate. Daune Ludwig even talked about how he would watch tape when stoned and then not stoned and would see totally different things.

http://www.twitter.com/kcresident KC Resident

I don’t know about a tip but they always tack on some bullshit delivery fee.