But I haven't. I've just sat and watched all of this foolishness with a quiet sadness.

My heart can't take anymore flop singles, flop albums, postponed albums, and albums with songs that were leaked back in 1993.

But you kids never learn.

Each time you get your hopes up.

And each time the Beyonceitis bug bites you right in the ass.

Maybe we should petition the RIAA to change the rules. Maybe it is time to lower the certifications. Maybe 50,000 will be gold, and 100,000 will be platinum. That way it won't hurt as bad next time.

It seems that brighter days are coming for stans of Beyonceitis victims. Beyonce told Marie Claire magazine she is planning to take a 2-year break. Yep, 2 whole years. I'm not sure what she will do to occupy her time.

I guess she can spend more time with Jay.

I can see it now:

Jay-Z: Can you cook me a steak?

Beyonce: No.

Jay-Z: Can you cook me some chicken?

Beyonce: No.

Jay-Z: Can you go stick a Pop Tart in the toaster?

Beyonce: I could...but no.

Jay-Z: If you don't learn how to cook a simple meal I'm going to go out and get me a fat bitch.

Beyonce: Well when she gets here, tell her to come help me wash your shitty-ass, skidmarked boxers. Now shut the hell up, I'm trying to watch Judge Mathis.

With Beyonce out of the picture I guess you think there will be a new hottest chick in the game. I bet you think your artist can just slide in and take Beyonce's spot.

If only it were that simple.

In my effort to create an understanding between fans I want to explain something to you late, out-of-touch queens misguided youth. And I want you to put your hands up and receive this message. I'm going to tell you something that perhaps you haven't heard before. It may be a radical concept, but I want you to receive it with an open heart and an open mind. I'm going to send this out 3 times. One for the father. One for the son. And one for the Holy Spirit. Put your hands up and receive this message.

You ready?

Here it is:

YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST IS WACK AND WILL NEVER BEAT BEYONCE.

YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST IS WACK AND WILL NEVER BEAT BEYONCE.

YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST IS WACK AND WILL NEVER BEAT BEYONCE.

And let me say it one more time for the kids in the recession seats.

YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST IS WACK AND WILL NEVER BEAT BEYONCE.

See Beyonce may have been the hottest chick in the game in 2004, but somewhere in between the multiplatinum albums, and the tours, and the movies, and the endorsements, and the praise from legends, and performing at the Oscars 5 times in 4 years, and the Super Bowl, and the Inauguration, and the Barbra Streisand, and the Tina Turner, and the "we fall down but we get up", and the Grammys, and all the other awards, she stopped being the hottest chick in the game, and started destroying the game. She has destroyed "the game". and destroyed our concept of what "the game" is supposed to be. And there is nothing I have seen in one of you chicks that comes close to beating Beyonce.

I guess this is the part of the show where you say "Well, I still don't like Beyonce."

Well, let me tell you something about your "like".

Your "like" of Beyonce is of minimal relevance to anything right now. If your "like" had any kind of influence on the music world then your favorite artist wouldn't be flopping, or pushed back, or opening for Britney Spears, or broken up by Diddy, or sucking Diddy, or grilling Whoppers at Burger King with Keri Hilson and Teairra Mari.

And we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

And if you would spend less time trolling Beyonce YouTube videos, or posted up at BeyonceWorld worrying about what Sasha Fierce is doing and spending more time trying to recruit people to help support these failing artists then we wouldn't have to go through this.

But in case you don't understand what I'm trying to say let me try it again.

Beyonce is no longer the hottest chick in the game.

She owns the game.

Beyonce makes money off half of you R&B chicken nuggets.

Beyonce owns all of you.

You are just here for her general amusement.

She can buy and sell ALL of your careers for a pack of Malaysian hair and a bag of Cheetos.

Your album wasn't released because your record company said it was OK. Your album was released because Beyonce let it come out. If she were truly the evil bitch you think she is (and the evil bitch I hope she becomes) she would have released the "Ego" video on the same day your album came out, and it would've been a wrap.

Then she would come to 106 and Park on the same day you were there and just sit beside you on the couch staring at you. And as soon as you would fix your mouth to lie about your "creative inspiration" she would punch you in the back of the head.

Beyonce has about 42 thrown away songs that are better then any of the 17 1st singles you chicks release.

It doesn't matter if Beyonce takes 2 years, 3 years, 8 years off. Even if she retires and spends the remainder of her days growing tomatoes and popping out 9 of Jay's water-headed, smart-mouthed babies, you will NEVER EVER beat her. She has destroyed the game. Smashed it. So let's take Beyonce out of the conversation, That thought that you have that you can beat her, just erase it from your memory, cause it's not going to happen. She's not your competition, and damn sure ain't your equal, so find a new chick to compare yourselves to, somebody more realistic, someone who doesn't expose how truly wack you really are.

Maybe it's time that record labels started developing talent instead of packaging personalities. How about we find a chick that can carry a tune for more than 15 seconds? Maybe it's time to spend less money on stylists and more money on vocal coaches. For some of you chicks I don't know if you want to release an album or rip the damn runway.

You can call Lil' Wayne, you can call Justin Timberlake, you can call Tyrone, but the fact is if you want to knock Sasha Fierce down it's going to take way more then any of the low-budget, half-assed, pushed-back bullshit that I have seen over the last 6 years.

all I can say is YEEES!Amen! I can't even tell you how happy I become when I see a new post! but this one is special! this is gotta be one of your best! that's the TRUTH! the painful truth that people refuse to believe...LMFAO @ you using somebody's getting fired hey hey!

"Beyonce OWNS the game" truer words have never been spoken. It is a shame that the industry revolves around her personal schedule. Their marketing strategy is basically, bey is taking a break for a month , so let’s release everything we got.

this post is on point.I was just saying the other day how Beyonce ISN'T the hottest chick in the game anymore. she passed that about 6 years ago. now its just sad how badly she shows up everyone all the time. and OMG @ the third photo. Aretha ordered the entire McDonald's menu LMAO!

'If she were truly the evil bitch you think she is (and the evil bitch I hope she becomes)'

You know the haters always call her fake,I look at her everyday and pray that she is as fake as she appears.

Beyonce is a smart lady ,If she spoke well,dressed like a model and actually told the truth which is She can cook ,Imagine the level of envy and hate she would be getting.

So let the haters feel that their artist is above B because they can do all the things that beyonce claims she cant but at the end of the day Beyonce is a singer all the wack RnB Chicks know they are not touching her on vocals

Its not her fault that she is pretty.I love that woman even if i dont know her.

She is pretty much killing everything that moves at this point. I do not really understand why that is so, but bishes need to step their game up or go back to school for that degree and get an office job, because for some it just ain't gonna happen.

That says it all right there. They just need to step their game up or go home. I mean wahats the fun in wishing somebody faillure instead of working hard and getting at the top by yourself.

"Maybe it's time that record labels started developing talent instead of packaging personalities. How about we find a chick that can carry a tune for more than 15 seconds? Maybe it's time to spend less money on stylists and more money on vocal coaches."

Once upon a time there was a girl who barely used computers. She barely even knew what computers were, her name was Beyonce. Then one day she popped up in an american express ad with a laptop. Or I think that was the one. People were like what Beyonce uses computers? That chic say she never on the computer. So one day the Beyonce girl saw a video on youtube titled "Fosse Walk It Out" which was set to Walk It Out by some Atlanta recording artist. Beyonce was like hmm let me check up on this. She had a new lead single coming out and it needed a video. Being the creole wonder child she is she dreamed of a black and white video in which only her and 2 dancers would be featured. And it would be shot with a single camera. The video is released. The internet is never the same. The world goes MAD for beyonce. Gay, Straight, Black, White, Jew, Gentile. Everyone wants to be a single lady.

That is an example of destroying the game. Not being the hottest chick in the game.

I effing DIED with those damn gifs. My cardiologist's billing office will be calling you!

"Beyonce has about 42 thrown away songs that are better then any of the 17 1st singles you chicks release."All my brown bones get on the floor! You must have lost your mind! I'm telling you...She's got a hit album right there for her "break".

i don't get other singers' stans. they want the impossible. just how every single Beyonce stan wants to be best friends and hang out with Beyonce, Solange, Tina, Matthew, Tenitra, Juelz, Ty, and Angie, that is how they want their non-talented "singer" to outshine Beyonce. its just never gonna happen. They might as well not book anymore female singers for the 2009 BET awards. They're just gonna end up embarrassing themselves.

and LOL @ the ciara coupon. i feel like an "evil bitch" for laughing at these photos but its too funny. God bless his heart.

the best post you have EVER posted in two years of Beyonce stanology, could you imagine how much ciara would have sold in november with just Go Girl as the lead single, if she can only sell 81,000 in a week with a song as popular as Love Sex Magic, i can only think of what would have happened if she released it at the same time as Sasha's.

so how long do we think it will be before Ciara joins Michelle and Mya at The Wigcrypt?

I do think it is possible for there to be a legion of Rihanna-esque pop stars to all come out and enjoy chart success in the near future and when we hear who all of them rate as inspiration we will then truly know the global impact Beyonce' has had on pop culture.

LMAO this always have me dying laughing and as anyone knows me I love CIARA!!! Gutted she did so poorly but dayum this shit always gets me going... no hard feelings from Bey stans I know its all just OPINIONS and just for fun nothing of the truth.. Bey is a legend and so will my faves Ciara Alicia Keys will be too and the already legends Janet Mary Mariah Whitney God I love them but TO HELL WITH Rihanna my success is a FLUKE! URgh she gets under my skin when she opens her damn mouth... but Ciara Akeys Beyonce are the fukin future fuk others who thinks otherwise dueces holla at yo girl!!!!!

BEYONCE is NOT the hottest chick in the game! the only way beyonce is the QUEEN is if you only compare her to BLACK pop divas in their twenties. so if you are going by those standards then YES i agree she is the QUEEN. but if not then here are females hotter than bee.

i LOVE how whenever bee is in a movie that flops its not her fault. but when she is in a movie that does well she gets all the credit for it. you stans are crazy.and what the hell does performing at the oscars have to do with anything??? the truth is mariah has sold way more albums than bee and sells out STADIUMS not just ARENAS.

how old are you?MC had more albums,is older.Bitch please,when the Toyota records flops YOU WERE ON BEY.You were everywhere to claim that Rihanna has the more Hit singles of the decade(GGGB outsells Bday),Circus outsells IASF the first week,Beyoncé make Sony loose her money for CR(12 million againt 8 millions) and now WE ARE THE CRAZY STANS ???????????

Beyoncé cant be good everytime,i/we cant expect her to have everything immediatly but now you can see that she is shitting on YOUR HOES.....

To those on here claiming Beyonce' isnt the shit- what did you have to type on your Windows 91 computer to access this page, you're not on BritneyClit.com or MariahCougarCrypt.com- you are on wigcrypt.blogspot.com, a blogspot dedicated to the promotion and satirical evaluation of Beyonce's influence on pop culture (if you didnt understand that- then you might as well stop reading now)

perhaps when the artists you mentioned learn to sing and dance and promote records, and have box office hits and win grammys and sing for Obama and do a lot of other shit that im too tired to list right now, thats when you can compare them to Beyonce'.

and as for Cadillac Records- commercial success or not, it is Beyonce's best performance as an actress.

Can you say:Glitter or:CrossRoads or:wait, what was pinks movie called again? or mary's or Kelly Clarksons?

this is to RihannaSucks- do you realise how stupid you are to say that Rihanna sucks when Rihanna proves how influential Beyonce' is all around the world- Rihanna cannot sing, or dance, or write or talk any good sense but at least she has her own tour which is more than can be said for 99.9% of the irrelevants and she respects Beyonce' which is more than can be said for 100% of those ungrateful irrelevant A&R dicksucking r'n'b hoes.

Beyonce gets blame,Upstage U's songs(jhud),accolade BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS THE CENTER OF EVERY PROMOTION FOR THE MOVIES SHE MADE.Always,Always......where were j.hud,anika,idris,ali larter,adrien Brody during the promotion?

Beyoncé was the one on Ellen,Larry King,Lettermann promoting those shits.so NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

As for rihanna..NO boo,Beyoncé's rihanna greatest Idiol(google it) and also HER MANAGER'S WIFE (THIS EXPLAIN THAT)but she was with Kayne west/or PCD for every tours she did.NEXTTTTTTTTTT

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL OF THE FLOPS AND HAS BEENS WHO TRY AND FAIL TO COMPETE AGAINST THE LEGND, BEYSUS, QUEEN CREOLE, DANCER, SINGER, ACTRESS, MODEL, AND KICKBOXER KNOWN AS BEYONCE GISELE KNOWLES.

"Your "like" of Beyonce is of minimal relevance to anything right now. If your "like" had any kind of influence on the music world then your favorite artist wouldn't be flopping, or pushed back, or opening for Britney Spears, or broken up by Diddy, or sucking Diddy, or grilling Whoppers at Burger King with Keri Hilson and Teairra Mari.

And we wouldn't even be having this conversation."

sooo true. except keri hilson's not working the grill....she's moppin the floors and checkin the bathroom stalls.

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL OF THE FLOPS AND HAS BEENS WHO TRY AND FAIL TO COMPETE AGAINST THE LEGND, BEYSUS, QUEEN CREOLE, DANCER, SINGER, ACTRESS, MODEL, AND KICKBOXER KNOWN AS BEYONCE GISELE KNOWLES.

I was super happy when I came to the site and saw a new post...I LOVE IT!!! And yall are all wrong...Beyonce IS THE DAMN GAME...And the best part of being the game is not letting anybody else play...And I know she getting a kick out of that...Its like playing Monopoly and Beyonce owns EVERYTHING...Shoot-If you even think about putting out an album you have to pay her! Don't get it twisted,She can take a break all she wants but she will still be the focus of your attention. Everything she does makes headline news around the world...All these other R&B chicks only make BET headlines...Please Believe...BEYONCE IS THE GAME...all u other chicks are just pawns!!!Now back to your regularly scheduled programs!

LOL! I didn't even hear about the flop before I read this...but as soon as I got to "And look where it got you" I thought, "Aww damn. Ciara's album came out('cuz I forgot) and something sad must've happened on the charts..."

Beyonceitis,i want to know why Sony/mathew or bey,or jay are releasing an DELUXE EDITION TOO SOON.I mean the album is :-08 worldwide-20 in the US-01 in uk RNB chartI dont understand and Halo is climbing like a monkey on the charts(n1 in 3 coutries already)WHY? WHY? WHY?Maybe,jay is doing this to let rihanna release her fuckin shitty album on summer? :(I want to see her beat that bitch like she did with ciara (n4 vs n8 worldwide position charts) even with a deluxe.

what delux edition?!! the delux edition came out the same time as the regular one & that was months ago!! & flash news: Jay-Z is no longer Rihanna's boss so he has nothing to do with her career! & I highly doubt he spends his time managing Beyonce's career, & he betta not, he has a damn album to release, we've been waiting for too damn long, soon his hair is gonna touch the sky & he hasn't released the damn album yet! wtf!

Beyonceitis- thankyou and thankyou some fucking more- when will these bitches learn that if you want to get on side with B, just compliment her at every chance you get a la Rihanna (who may i see is really turing me on with her I'm a dumb Slut and I dont Care swag that shes got going on now.)

Before you shoot me-i must admit that i am stanning for another, new kinda hot, kinda sexy artist and i must admit that i spent the entire day gyrating to her song, here's the link lol

omg looooooooool, ive actually heard that song, a friend of mine played it for me, its not bad at all and homegirl even has an I AM Sasha Fierce tour video on her favourite videos and any friend of Sasha is a friend of mine. she's british right?

thats a fact- know that- yes indeedy, these mofos might as well record a record and then throw dust all over it because thats exactly whats going to happen the second they release them.btw- i f-ing love that song, im suprised so many people have heard it, yeah she is british

[Jay] has a damn album to release, we've been waiting for too damn long, soon his hair is gonna touch the sky & he hasn't released the damn album yet! wtf!

--------------------Jay-Z ins't a victim but he IS affected by Beyonceitis just like everyone else.(and he has admitted that Sasha is "better than everyone- including me" before.thats why its taking so long. And hes been busy out traveling with Beyonce while shes on her grind. ive seen him in the audience on yt at her concerts.