My Girlfriend Is Cheating….Help Me To Hack Her Email! [..Please..]

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Since then we’ve grown from a tiny start-up with zero traffic and zero revenue to a daily average of 5K visitors/ day with growing sales and products and services that we sell. Essentially we offer three services within Information Security:

Our traffic is split between n00bs (‘skiddies’) through to seasoned C-Level Cyber Professionals. One of the many spin-off’s of our growth (and I suspect one that is the same for any web-based company) is the increase of weird inquiries that come via the site’s ‘contact us’ page.

This post is dedicated to the absurd, odd, and perhaps even scary inquiries that we have received over the years. We get a ton of these, here are some examples with my thoughts below. Let me know what you think! Add your comments below – perhaps copy and paste the question (from the ‘hacker’) and paste it in the comments below with how you would have replied!

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“…I want hack my near wifi plz help me how can hack them…”
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Yes – let me explain how to crack into your neighbors WiFi to help you download Game of Thrones. Of course – all totally legal!
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“…I need to know the latest hacks across the world and its counter measures…”
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Me too! Glad to have found someone else with a similar interest!
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“…I want to hack Clash of Kings on my mobile Tablet. What tool should i use? Please reply me. Thanks…”
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OK, at least you’ve been specific here. If I was into Clash of Kings I’d probably be slightly more interested…but – on a serious note, if anyone does know the question to this please, especially with regards to the type of hacker tool this person needs – do get in touch with us!
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“…hi i’m doris, i had my friend help me hack my ex’s email cause i suspected he was cheating. all he asked for was a his phone number. he’s email is [email redacted]. If u need help tell him doris clerck referred you to him and he’ll help. good luck…”
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Cool! I’m on it! (side note: we get a ton of these pissed off emails from spurned lovers seeking to hack into their lover’s email…)
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“…just help me one time a one account i want password if you real then help me i will bless you and your help can make my life special yes you are best better thanks…”
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Thanks for the offer but I think I’ll decline.
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“I am an experienced ethical hacker. My team & I can hack any account id WHATSAPP HACK (yahoo, gmx, gmail, hotmail, rocketmail, sina.com, facebook, twitter, instagram, AOL hack etc), irrespective of the reason, ie monitoring cheating spouses, protecting a family member, get ur compromised account back, delete an mail you dont want the target to get, payback or whatever personal or non-personal reason you may have for a reasonable fee. The victim will not realize that he/she has been hacked. Send me a mail [email redacted]. We try to reply every client ASAP & execute the project in the quickest time-frame possible. Cheers…”
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This is probably a bit more serious. These guys likely can do what they say – but, like all the other messages within this post, I never replied.
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“…Hello, can you send me a video tutorial on how to get into someone else’s computer? Global network. For example, I have two computers and both are different from the Internet. And how, to get into the other computer?…”
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That’s actually not a bad question at all….but – of course, for educational reasons! Although I never replied perhaps I could have pointed this person to YouTube or SecurityTube.
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“…My goal in life is to help others.What i’m good at is social engineering.I want to fight 419 scammers.Can you help me to set up a private program to skill me up to the fight?I have no money.Read here what i’m up against [website redacted] My goal is to spend my time instead of waste it. I need a network with good guys to fight crime…”
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Not such a bad email after all – there seems to be a good undertone to this person’s intentions, yet sadly we never joined them on their quest.
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“Pls…pls…pls help me sir…I have my friend whatsapp number….I want to know his last 30 days chat history…..sir pls help me….u can do it…pls…”
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Amazingly this one was posted in the comments for this blog!
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In Summary!
We will add to this post as we receive more amusing ‘hacking’ requests. We don’t mean any harm – it’s just a bit of humor and leg-pulling.

Typically we get one or two of these a day and I’ll continue to paste the gems here.

I hope that this post is popular and that y’all post your comments and thoughts below. Let me know what you think and for those of you out there that have any normal requests, please get in touch with us!