Monday, 4 June 2012

Did you ever think about the things you never thought you would have to say to a child.......................... like DON"T write on the Grandma, don't lick the garbage can and don't put rubber ducks in the sugar bin.

The Mistress of Mayhem has been here every day for at least 2 weeks while her Mother packs, and moves and cleans. Hopefully this will be the last full day I have her as are you ready for this ........................................................................you had better sit down ......................................................................I AM TOO OLDE FOR THIS !!!!!!!!!!

There is definitely a reason why 60+ year olde women don't have babies.I know there are scientists out there who have proven that a 62 year olde woman can have a baby BUT they are definitely MALE ................. I mean what woman in her right mind would want to have a baby at age 60+................ never mind researching the possibility?

I haven't been doing any knitting or quilting because I have been chasing a small child. DH tells me he can watch her but our definition of "Watching" is not the same. I look every few minutes and get up if she is out of sight or I don't recognize a noise she makes. The other day he was "WATCHING" her and she went down the hall with a blue elephant and a car.............. came back with a cook book and a pen. The problem here is that he was actually sitting in the kitchen looking down the hall "WATCHING" her.

The other day someone left the bathroom door open and she went in, climbed on to the stool I use, up on to the toilet and filled her little stool with rubber ducks from the shelf.

About Me

I have been retired since June 30, 2006. The house isn't any tidier but I am knitting, quilting and spinning. I am not the tidiest person because I would rather do anything than clean house. I do dust twice a year whether the house needs it or not. Cobwebs get swept away on a more frequent basis. Flat spots are something very rare in our house, in fact if I find one I take a photo of it. Otherwise no one believes it ever appeared. I like to get together with friends to quilt, spin , etc. Since I have retired I get to spend more time with my Dear Husband which was one of the goals of my early retirement.