The People's Library has an extensive collection of books with no pages, any of which can be easily read on your two-minute break from the beet fields or community shovelling.
These are also suitable for those who learned the skill of reading at one of our excellent union-staffed public schools. Please feel free to browse a sample of our titles below and come by if something is of interest to you.
Remember, these books have no pages, so they will be of no use whatsoever during the next toilet paper shortage.
Enjoy!

I would agree that there's a lot of lefties right now that ought to be sent to the loonie bin, but they still seem a lot less insane than their opponents..._________________"Confident, lazy, cocky, dead." -- Felix Jongleur, Otherland

I wasn't asking you, I was asking aCOSwt.. And what you did was a personal attack. So should I report you for being a complete pussy troll with no brain and a 1 cm penis?_________________People Of Love