[It will be almost impossible for tomorrow's Saturday Night Live to avoid the Duck Dynasty controversy. In addition, Pajama Boy came to the fore this week and is ripe for parody. So why not combine the two? Well, here is my script for "Pajama Boy Meets Duck Dynasty.]

(Pajama Boy,wearing his onesie pajamas, opens his car door and just as he is getting in, he receives a call on his phone. The picture on the cell phone shows a woman. Pajama Boy answers the phone.)

PAJAMA BOY: Hi mom!

MOTHER: Hi sweetie! You almost here?

PAJAMA BOY: Yeah, I'll be there in a few.

(We see Phil Robertson sitting next to the mother.)

PHIL ROBERTSON: Good, because we have something really important to talk to you about.

PAJAMA BOY: Okay, that's weird. Any hints?

MOTHER: Don't worry about it.

PHIL ROBERTSON: Drive safely.

MOTHER: Bye!

PAJAMA BOY (still in car): What the heck do they want to talk to me about? Perhaps I should get ready by practicing my smugly annoying ironic smirk?

(Pajama Boy pictures himself at the dinner table.)

PAJAMA BOY (at dinner table in his imagination): So what's so important?

MOTHER: Your dad and I decided to market those obnoxious one piece pajamas.

PHIL ROBERTSON: Peejays!

PAJAMA BOY (back in car): No, no, no, no!

PAJAMA BOY (back at dinner table): So what's so important?

MOTHER: We joined the Obama cult.

PHIL ROBERTSON: It's not a cult! It's cultish. Like Barabara Walters, we worship Obama as the new messiah.

(Scene switches back to Pajama Boy driving and then back to dinner table.)

MOTHER: We know what you did in Fire Island.

PHIL ROBERTSON: We know what you did at the Santa Monica Boulevard Halloween Parade.

MOTHER: We know what you did last summer.

(Scene back to a befuddled Pajama Boy in the car and then back to the dinner table.)

MOTHER: We became ObamaCare navigators.

(Mother and Phil Robertson make silly circus sounds.)

(Scene back to Pajama Boy in car who pulls up to a house. We hear the sound of a door bell and then we see Pajama Boy spooning a plate of food at the dinner table and then cuddling a cup of cocoa.)

PAJAMA BOY: So what did you want to talk to me about?

MOTHER: We know you don't know how to make a duck call.

PHIL ROBERTSON: We love you no matter what but it's time you learn how to use a duck call.

PAJAMA BOY: That's it. Duck call?

MOTHER: It's important.

(Phil Robertson pulls out a very elongated duck call and hands it to Pajama Boy who beams with his trademark ironic smirk.)

PHIL ROBERTSON: Just wrap your lips around this and blow.

PAJAMA BOY: I know. I'll do it and I just, uh... Never mind.

(Scene closes with Pajama Boy smirking at the long duck call in his hand.)

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