I made excuses to avoid last year’s Halloween-themed wide game from Fire Hazard Games, Shadow Over Shoreditch, on the grounds that I am a raging pussy at the best of times, and being chased by monsters in the dark holds as much terror for me now, aged 27, as it did 20 years ago.

It’s been five months since Boris moved out of the Giant Glass Collapsed Wang building and Sadiq Khan moved in. So far, so good; he’s already brought in a new nifty bus-hopping policy and thrown Donald Trump some serious shade, but, if you’re reading, Mr Mayor, I have some more suggestions to help make London […]