Now imagine infinite eyelashes appearing on you. They'd eventually spread to your whole body, then your whole house, then the world, then eventually the whole universe will be filled with eyelashes. Then the bread sticks come in and stuff the universe with bread sticks too. Before you know it, you've killed off everything in existence aside from eyelashes and bread sticks. All because you were hungry and wanted more wishes.

You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).