Expand Your Cards - Unofficial Cards Against Humanity Cards

This blog is dedicated to those of you who are addicted to the game Cards Against Humanity and wish to expand their card sets. Some of these I culled from the interwebs and others I made up from popular movies and other sources. I used the CAH card generator which there is a link to in the sidebar if you would like an easy way to create your own cards. Feel free to download and print these PDF files.

Monday, April 7, 2014

“Flo” from the Progressive Insurance commercials presents White Card Set 49 for those of you with Mental illness or narcotic addiction.CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD or click the image below.

*********TEXT VERSION(For copy & paste)*********

Banana Slug penis
A drunken threesome with a teacher from your high-school years
Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
late night Bargoyles
a stampede of Black Friday shoppers
Penis sock puppets
“Flo” from the Progressive Insurance commercials
koalas with chlamydia
Mental illness or narcotic addiction
an automatic penis maintenance function
lumberjack orgies
O.J. Simpson’s prison romance
Siberian work camps
a pissed off version of the Ludacris song "sex room"
gay for pay
offensive comments about gays, rape, and abortion
HIV and AIDS spread by bed sheets and mosquitos
a rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom
fart fetishes
a porn farting series produced by Lucas Entertainment

Michigan police are investigating a gruesome discovery made on a highway just outside of Detroit yesterday: five bags containing________________
Envelopes with white powder turned up at several hotels near MetLife stadium and at other sites, but the powder appears to be_______________
A 13-year-old girl suffered first- and second-degree burns when ____________ caught fire in her pants
People should obviously use caution when placing ______________ in their back pockets so as not to crush them and cause an electrical short
Bieber "reeked of______________" when he was pulled over.
The president is meeting with _____________ today at the White House
The White House wants to make sure companies don't write off job applicants simply because they have__________________
Obama plans to announce a $150 million grant project through the Labor Department designed to help ________________
changing drinking patterns to combat _____________ would require a major cultural adjustment
House GOP Leaders Back ___________ for Immigrants
__________ Is Obama's Pick for Next NSA Director
The Savvy New Yorker’s Guide to _________.
Wall Street Journal: Okay, Obama Isn’t Hitler, But He’s______________
_______________, best job ever!
Obviously___________ have the ability to teleport over long distances
Warning: Popping ____________ can be dangerous. So snort it instead
____________ are a little different in Russia
There is actually a law in Michigan called __________ Law.
________ is the most dangerous thing you can let your children enjoy
Rand Paul fights the good fight to allow ____________ in post offices, which could not possibly cause anything to go wrong

Sunday, March 30, 2014

This set of white cards for the game Cards Against Humanity has been designed with pregnant women, overweight people, and sweaty people in mind. Enjoy!CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD or click the image below.

Text Version for copy & paste:

pregnant women, overweight people, and sweaty people
the findings of human experiments by the Nazis
over 200 corpses
a ‘one-in-a-million’ tumour
feeding Christians to the lions
your sad little naked body
Being Covered in Dicks
Poo shaped gummies
a Mayonnaise Restaurant
randomly sodomizing people on the streets
a mouthful of soup or whatever
Ebola Virus Outbreak
Goat-Skin Thongs
Dog Crucifixition
Penis Pendants
the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals
a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
the only woman in a bar full of Turks
pick of the litter of the sex slaves
20 used syringes in a plastic cup

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Here it is, A fresh set of black cards for your Cards Against Humanity game.CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD or click the image below.

Here is the white version of the black set for all you racists or people who just want to save printer inkCLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD or click the image below.

And last but not least, the text versions to copy and paste your own damn cards:

___________ was invented in Nazi Germany
A man won a $3.1 million lottery. He spent it all on __________ and was charged with murder!
Vermont abolished ____________ in 1777 while it was still an independent nation
Only Asian people have ___________.
Authorities are unsure whether the man died from the gunshots, excited delirium, or _____________.
___________, Don't try this at home.
Women get turned on by ______.
Presidential elections put people in the mood for _________.
close to 70% of room service revenue comes from _______.
Utah has the largest consumption of _________ per capita in the US.
10% of adults admit to having an addiction to ___________.
___________, the latest Facebook craze.
The best way to find Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 may be with ___________.
The Romans used __________ as toothpaste.
According to the US Food and Drug Administration, the average person consumes 1 lb of __________ per year, mostly mixed into other foods.
Most of what we know about ___________ comes from the findings of human experiments by the Nazis.
The average shelf-life of ________ is about two years.
Trust me; I’m ____________.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than ___________
_____________ burns 360 calories per hour.