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Keb wrote:See, I would've (possibly) been aroused by that picture in the library if they showed what books she was sitting by. Yes, I'm weird like that.This is fantastic!(she's reading Joyce)

I've been distracted by food, so feel fine.

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols.""Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?""Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?Well that explains a lot :lol:

Keb wrote:I'm not ashamed of my love for books. I'm also not ashamed of my love of women. Nor am I ashamed of my love for women in bathing suits reading good books.

I'll just say I like women a lot and I love food. Combine them with bringing me food ............... I'm happy!

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols.""Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?""Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?Well that explains a lot :lol:

Keb wrote:You must smile a lot when you get a hot waitress at a restaurant?

And I thank for having a big wood table hiding the hard on I sometimes get.
There are some amazing women working as waitresses. The banking core here in Toronto is filled with flirtatious ones, makes it more difficult to think pure thoughts...

BUT...

I've a buddy who couldn't suppress his lust for one little cutie waitress. She was perky beyond words. He just just growled in a piss poor stage whisper, unintended, that he wanted to have her on his plate for both meal and desert.

I wonder if I should mention that story to his wife?

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols.""Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?""Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?Well that explains a lot :lol:

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols.""Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?""Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?Well that explains a lot :lol:

I will late this weekend or next Friday. Gotta be choosie, since there are standards of conduct.

Think JAG..............................

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols.""Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?""Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?Well that explains a lot :lol:

Just a reminder to all posting pix here, no nudies, no nipples or what could be thought of as (so watch those lacy bra/tops guys) and no bare bottoms nor "gates of heaven". Please, this is to keep it respectful and not cause problems. The owners are being kind to us here.

"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols.""Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?""Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

IvCNuB4 wrote:The Old Doctor is Cat-Scratch ?Well that explains a lot :lol: