im replying to the first comment because i have something to say that goes along WITH the first comment. oh wait, im replying to the first comment because i also have a tiny c*ck and need more in my life

The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen, caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife. He almost bled to death and gangrene had set in. I didn't give him much of a chance. There were other complications. The man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy, and a touch of the grippe. I decided to operate.