Saturday, September 19, 2009

"Yeah, man, better WATCH YO' FACE 'cause I'm a run you down with my Huffy Sea Princess: ten pounds of PURE ENERGY, fueled by Mountain Dew and the power of my mullet. I just got this beauty at the hardware store, fools, and I'm gonna ride all the way to mothereffin' COBURN on ONE SPEED - AND THAT'S ALICE SPEED!"