Tom Cruise stepped out of the Scientology closet for a rare public appearance. He received the Legend of our Lifetime award, and his bangs are epic. (Lainey)

Duchess Kate & Prince Williams’ stock just went up thanks to this family photo of the couple posing with Prince George & dog Lupo. (GFY)

Shailene Woodley shows off the red carpet results of a lifestyle filled with clay eating & sunshine vagina time. The dress is Stella McCartney, so of course it looks cheap. (Us)

How many of you secretly loved Season 3 of MTV’s The Real World? Let’s have a show of hands. Don’t make me talk you into it like Bill Murray talking about Old Yeller in Stripes. (Unreality)

The world does not need a Taken-style thriller starring Mel Gibson. (Slashfilm)

Cameron Diaz believes that “all women have been sexually attracted to another woman.” Yes, she really said “all women.” Does Cami really carry such a narrow perspective, or is she simply appealing to the male fantasy of all girls wanting to rip each other’s shirts off? (Celebitchy)

Frozen officially scored the highest box-office record of an animated film. (TMS)

This examination of why original dialogue is so important in film is worth it. (FSR)

A very brave soul (a.k.a., a “crazy Italian man”) gives the Coke-And-Mentos trick an update with the aid of Nutella and a condom. (Kotaku)

Dave Chappelle is back. Again. Let’s see how long it lasts this time. (Gawker)

The official Captain America: The Winter Soldier tie-in game has arrived. $2.99 is the price, and it’s got style. (Kotaku)

While Omegajjj is waiting for the next installment in A Song of Ice and Fire, he’s checking out some fantasy trilogies so you don’t have to. This time he recommends The Thousand Names by Django Wexler with a 4-star review. (Cannonball Read 6)

Because I can’t resist, here’s a video of a two-legged Boxer on his first trip to the beach: