googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('VN_PG_DTBT_ATF'); }); UFOs are seriously everywhere -- all you need to do to find them is open your eyes. For someone who's never seen a UFO, that might sound like a ridiculous statement.…

http://twitter.com/#!/kirstenpowers10/status/318768781914669056 You can’t make this stuff up! The NYT had to run a correction b/c they didn’t know what Easter was:nytimes.com/2013/04/01/wor…#cantmakethisup — kirsten powers (@kirstenpowers10) April 1, 2013 Easter is hard. NYT correction:An earlier version…

http://twitter.com/#!/MsUnderestimate/status/397224625244893184 Sub-par. You see, your “betters” will decide what kind of health insurance plan is good enough. Never mind that you liked your plan and paid for it willingly each and every month. No matter…