Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which
will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They sent faxes.

They sent e-mail.

They sent out e-mail with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did some genealogy reports.

They made cards.

They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the
electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically screaming,

"It's gone!

It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files
from the past two hours.

Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He
cheated! How did he do it??!!"