Humour

It is said that Laughter is the best medicine. A good humor or laughter helps you to cope with daily stress and reduce the tensions. It gives a refreshing perspective to look towards life. A good laughter increases the blood flow in the body, relaxes the mind, and even improves physical and mental health. In this section you will find some good humorous information that will help you lead an enjoyable life. It will give you a refreshing break before you get back to work.

Lalit was a photographer for the Deccan Chronicle, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Hit it,” said Lalit climbing into the first plane he saw on the runway. The pilot took off, and was soon in the air. “OK,” said Lalit, “fly low over... »

10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 9. When was the last time you tuned in to a site and got a “Not Found 404” message? 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV — even on MTV. 7. The family never argues over which Web... »

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s... »

A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and... »

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man... »

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. “I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. “But there is a catch.” “What catch?” the man asked. The genie replied, “Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world... »

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, “Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe... »

The office printer stopped working, so the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly employee informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged Rs 300 for such cleanings, the employee asked the office manager to read the printer’s manual and get the printer cleaned... »

A man joined a big company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me some coffee, quick!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?” “No,” replied the trainee. “It’s the... »

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I... »