“This woulda been like if they ran a regatta through New Orleans after Katrina.”

If anything is going to get the marathon canceled it’s this rant right here. How’s your dick feel right now Bloomberg? Because it just got stomped. Complete KO.

Watch out for dipshit runners and have a great weekend motherfuckers!

UPDATE:

Look I’m not gonna say it was definitely the combination of Francesa and Barstool Sports that got the NYC Marathon canceled, but mere minutes after Mike’s epic rant against Bloomberg was posted on the Stool, the race was canceled. You do the math.

i was driving around in my car listening to this today and almost ran out of gas, absolutely worth it. loved the "what are you THUMBIN YA NOSE AT MOTHA NATURE?" part. think he ran with that for about half hour.

Just when you think NY couldn't become any softer, they cancel the marathon. What a fucking pussy city. Disasters happen all over the US, but nobody cries about it and pussies out more than NY. Weak, NY, very weak. And you wonder why all of the USA laughs at you guys.

^ I have friends who have lost houses you big mouthed shit stain. I swear to god I hope karma rapes you and everyone you care about you fucking assclown. Hope your house burns down so we can see how soft YOU are.