michael phelps /

August 6, 2012

Well, here we go. It’s officially the second week in August and in order to start the week off right let’s take a look at some haute stories from last week. << This is the week that Ryan Lochte fell from America’s lustful gazes. In a flight path strangely similar to Icarus, homeboy slipped from the sexy pedestal in the sky and dropped out of our favor hard. We were all too busy being mesmerized by those ridiculous abs to realize that he may be dumber than a box of rocks. His catch word is ‘jeah!’ for crying out loud! And had no one heard him in an interview?? Whatever, bless his heart. He’s just being himself and I’m not going to knock that. He’s still an Olympian with gold medals,...