Monday, Mar. 6

6 p.m. “”History of the Chopper”

“American Chopper” personality Jesse James explains the history of the bad-boy motorcycles, pointing to such important technological advances as ape-drape handlebars, active suspension, carbon molding and the Gillette Sideburn Trimmer 3000. Discovery Channel

6 p.m. “Fashion Police”

If you’re this concerned about who was wearing what at the Oscars, you’re either a professional in the fashion industry or a fictional gay stereotype in a bad sitcom. E! Entertainment

7 p.m. “Wife Swap”

Tonight, a traditional mom changes places with a Wiccan priestess. The Wiccan mother espouses a earth-based belief system tied to natural cycles and the rhythm of the seasons. The other mom has a great recipe for green bean casserole. ABC

8 p.m. “Pros vs. Joes”

In this new reality show, regular people get to try their moves against professional athletes. Tonight, three men find out if they can cover Hall of Famer Jerry Rice. Next week, contestants see if they can alienate the press corps as completely as Barry Bonds. Spike TV

8 p.m. I Love Toys”

This five episode series examines the top 100 toys of all time. The first segment examines the bottom 20, likely populated by such disappointing gifts as the chemistry set, Play-Doh and the David Hasselhoff action figure. VH1

8 p.m. “Supernanny”

The nanny helps out a single mother of five who is attempting to get a college degree. We don’t know what her major is, but we’d suggest a semester abroad; maybe five semesters abroad. ABC

8 p.m. “The Apprentice”

The contestants try to convince New Yorkers to try text messaging, disappointed that their “Like Calling But Tedious” tag line is not winning over customers. NBC

9 p.m. “Sideways”

A pair of middle-aged men embark on a viniculture excursion in central California wine country, discovering essential truths about life, secret dreams and why the difference between an alcoholic and a a “wine enthusiast” is about $20 a bottle. (2004) HBO