This is simply, and amazingly, awesome. Magnificent. Amazed I found this on the Recently Created YTMNDs, but not suprised by the acclaim it's getting.
OTHER POSSIBLE COMMENT: All I can say is DAMN DAMN DAMN!

A priest walks into a fish market and he asks a clerk. "What kind of fish do you have." The clerk says,"We have dam fish." Then the priest gasps. Then the clerk says "You know, the kind you get from a dam". So he goes home and sits down at the table to eat his dinner and he asks his son,"Hey son can you pass the dam fish?"-Pretty cool dad pass the f-ing potatoes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was really expecting a lot more "+" votes next to people's names. This is a pretty good ytmnd yet there are at least 78 people who fail in general cutting it down.
This is awesome and if you don' like it DAMN DAMN DAM

I've been finding myself coming to YTMND less and less, because they are just lacking the stupid humor i require....
But This.....THIS! This is something else. F*CKING, AMAZING. Kudos for chronstar on the find, and kudos to whatever the hell it is you are smoking in that crack pipe that influence such nonsensical brilliance