A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and this conversation ensued:
“Have you any grounds?”
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
“No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
It’s made of concrete.
“I don’ think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
No, we have carport, and not need one.
“I mean what are your relations like?”
All my relations still in Poland .
” Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
“Does your wife beat you up?”
No, I’m always up before her each morning.
“Is your wife a nagger?”
No, she white.
“Why do you want this divorce?”
She going to kill me.
“What makes you think that?”
I got proof.
“What kind of proof?”
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and this conversation ensued:

“Have you any grounds?”

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

“No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

It’s made of concrete.

“I don’ think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”

No, we have carport, and not need one.

“I mean what are your relations like?”

All my relations still in Poland .

” Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

“Does your wife beat you up?”

No, I’m always up before her each morning.

“Is your wife a nagger?”

No, she white.

“Why do you want this divorce?”

She going to kill me.

“What makes you think that?”

I got proof.

“What kind of proof?”

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. She got fat, cheated on him, declared that she wanted to divorce because she had to go find herself. She takes his kids and his money and moves in with yet another dude, then another, then another.

Meanwhile he works hundreds of hours of overtime just to keep up with the alimony and child support payments that won’t end for another decade.