MAGA Game Challenge Field Report

A few posts ago you bad asses suggested a man go out wearing a MAGA hat and tell ya’ll what happened. So here ya go.

I live in Baltimore and usually hang out in the artsy, SJW area known as [REDACTED]. I will tell you where I went, but ask that you don’t make that public knowledge beyond saying an artsy neighborhood in Baltimore.

First I went to the [REDACTED] which is on the first floor of the [REDACTED]. I sat at the bar next to two SJW chicks. It didn’t take long for them to open me. They were challenging. “How can you wear that hat in Baltimore?” I went with an answer I stole from Wild at Heart.

“‘Cause it’s a symbol of my individuality and it represents my belief in personal freedom.”

They started trying to argue and that’s when I remembered the teachings of the Chateau. I just grinned and tried to have amused mastery. I don’t remember any of what I said, but I just remember my attitude and soon enough they were laughing with me and calmed down.

Unfortunately I ran out of steam. After a lull in conversation I asked for the number of the one closest to me and she refused. I stole a line from Sam Kinison. I said, “Good luck with your compromise,” and I left.

Next bar was the [REDACTED], another SJW haven. I got many looks of hate/ disgust, but no one really fucked with me. One Indian girl started chatting me up enthusiastically, but all of a sudden about three minutes in she just up and left.

The last bar I went to was the [REDACTED]. This bar I would consider the SJW belly of the beast. I sat and waited and sure enough the two girls next to me opened me with disgust and curiosity. But just as it was about to get good the Bouncer rushed over and shouted, “Do not talk to them!”

I tried to argue that they were talking to me, not realizing that I wasn’t gonna be able to logic my way out of this. At the time I thought the smartest option was just to open some other girls rather than get thrown out of the bar. So I moved.

It’s a good strategy to make friendos with bouncerbros at establishments you frequent, for exactly this reason.

Ordering a drink the cute bartender asked me about the hat. For the second time the Bouncer rushed over and this time said, “This guy’s a troll don’t feed the trolls.”

Then again, some bouncers are dicksucking phaggot white knights who voted for thecunt.

I left soon after and went to [REDACTED] where reactions were much warmer. In the end I got drunk and my game fell apart, but it was a fun experiment all in all.

Next day I walked around Georgetown wearing it. So many girls did double takes. A lot of them gave me looks of disgust.

Remember, in women disgust is one emo-oscillation away from a full blown vagina tingle. It’s true, SCIENCE! says so in this study which used plethysmograph measurements to discover that women are involuntarily turned on by a lot of weird and disgusting stuff:

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The genitals of the volunteers were connected to plethysmographs — for the men, an apparatus that fits over the penis and gauges its swelling; for the women, a little plastic probe that sits in the vagina and, by bouncing light off the vaginal walls, measures genital blood flow. An engorgement of blood spurs a lubricating process called vaginal transudation: the seeping of moisture through the walls. The participants were also given a keypad so that they could rate how aroused they felt.

The men, on average, responded genitally in what Chivers terms “category specific” ways. Males who identified themselves as straight swelled while gazing at heterosexual or lesbian sex and while watching the masturbating and exercising women. They were mostly unmoved when the screen displayed only men. Gay males were aroused in the opposite categorical pattern. Any expectation that the animal sex would speak to something primitive within the men seemed to be mistaken; neither straights nor gays were stirred by the bonobos. And for the male participants, the subjective ratings on the keypad matched the readings of the plethysmograph. The men’s minds and genitals were in agreement.

All was different with the women. No matter what their self-proclaimed sexual orientation, they showed, on the whole, strong and swift genital arousal when the screen offered men with men, women with women and women with men. They responded objectively much more to the exercising woman than to the strolling man, and their blood flow rose quickly — and markedly, though to a lesser degree than during all the human scenes except the footage of the ambling, strapping man — as they watched the apes. And with the women, especially the straight women, mind and genitals seemed scarcely to belong to the same person. The readings from the plethysmograph and the keypad weren’t in much accord. During shots of lesbian coupling, heterosexual women reported less excitement than their vaginas indicated; watching gay men, they reported a great deal less; and viewing heterosexual intercourse, they reported much more. Among the lesbian volunteers, the two readings converged when women appeared on the screen. But when the films featured only men, the lesbians reported less engagement than the plethysmograph recorded. Whether straight or gay, the women claimed almost no arousal whatsoever while staring at the bonobos.

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The CH ür-Maxim: Watch what women do, don’t listen to what women say.

I yadstopped one girl and she was all butthurt about the hat, but she stayed in set. Turns out she’s engaged so it didn’t go anywhere.

“Engaged” but “stayed in set”. Just when you think you’ve got marriage material on your hands.

Best part of the day:

A homeless veteran stopped me and said, “America was already great. He just made it greater.”

He showed me a picture of him and his infant son. He was wearing a MAGA hat in the pic.

God Bless Trump, America, and the Chateau.

Cobrantula

Good stuff. I would say the reactions were what I’d expect in a deepest blue shitcity like Baltimore, but despite that there were women willing to indulge their curiosity with MAGA MAN. The bigger obstacle appears to be pissed off Trump-hating males like the bouncer in this sociological experiment. If you can neutralize the bitterbitch males, the women’s objections should be easier to surMOUNT. (White knights are like mobile border walls “protecting” women from sexy interloper womanizers.)

Bouncers have always been some the biggest loser white knights you’ll ever run into in life. They grovel at the feet of female cocktail waitresses and bar skanks that would never bang them in a million years.

The only place I’ve found that has hats my size is Big Head Caps. Looks like I’ll have to go the bandanna route. I was hoping for it to be an official Trump one to support the cause, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers.

funny, but only if they have the opposite effect of encouraging NSA sex, such as if they immediately dissolve on contact with body fluids. otherwise it’s like saying “more white children for thee but not for me”. which is awfully similar to ykw’s split-tongued prescription for a whitey-free world.

lol Sentient intentionally gives pua newbs misleading and shitty advice, can’t take criticism when people point out his bullshit, and never posts an LR or barely even an FR even though he touts himself as being a pua badass DPA alpha.

“@Sentient
Oh god where to start with THIS shit lol

“the actions are beta when they are done by the perceived BY THE ARBITER betas.”

Are you saying a DPA guy can never turn a girl off or get rejected or lose attraction? No matter how much he authentically, dynamically, and passionately begs for sex and fails all her shit-tests? This is why your DPA thing is dumb lol You keep trying to push your “system” that’s just an oversimplification of a bunch of internal stuff with a mystical woo-woo spin added to it.”
— YaReally, Rational Male, SMV and Aging Process

He also doesn’t know his head from his ass when it comes to Putin. Just another old retarded boomer who doesn’t care about the consequences of his bad advice lol.

I wore a MAGA hat during the election season in a small, mostly white Wisconsin city. Most people ignored it. A few stares from women, one librarian openly sneering at me. Two guys in camo with 2A stickers on their truck gave the thumbs up.

The weirdest reaction is a female google working at the local grocery store, the only black there as far as I know. Since then, though I no longer wear it, she acts like I’m wearing a full Klan outfit when I come in. Won’t make eye contact, won’t say anything to me, moves away if I walk into the area where she’s working. Weird stuff.

Got a Trump shirt in November of 2015, a hat & window sticker in January of 2016.
(Ivanka & Kushner merch coming soon to an Amazon near you)
Reactions in this heavily Hispanic, heavily boomer-lib, heavily Lesb0 city much better than expected, mostly neutral or positive, the odd stinkeye from the usual suspects.
Strangest reaction came from a tiny mid-20s headscarfette who gave me the flirty-eye big time, pretty sure she’s not supposed to do that, especially not to an unclean kuffar infidel dogswine such as myself.
Maybe she couldn’t read – they’re not real big on wimminz education in the MENA.
Maybe she forgot her glasses and could only make out the US flag, but not the ‘Trump 2016’.

I’d like to contrast that with a “guy” I saw at a coffee shop the other night, shyly sporting a Hillary shirt. He looked basically like what you’d expect, and he kept sweeping the area, a big, hopeful grin on his face, trying to make eye contact with someone, anyone. Obviously, he was alone. I was embarrassed for him, but mostly disgusted.

He left after ten minutes of wandering around, failing to attract anyone into starting a conversation with him. Probably went back to his mom’s house. Which, I doubt that’s an assumption someone would make about a gutsy male proudly wearing a MAGA hat. Keep it up, fellas.

There’s a tranny at the local McD’s most mornings. While there to meet some old men (what is it with old men & McD’s?) I overheard it lecturing an old woman about Obamacare. First time I’d heard it speak: very gay voice on a very tranny body. Sad creature rides the bus weekdays.

funny, I was at whole foods yesterday and there were four old men sitting behind me discussing the outrageous price of $2.50 for a cup of joe, and comparing stories about the evil eyes they’ve gotten over the years from the cashiers at McDs due to their milking the bottomless coffee. now it all makes sense.

Notice this more and more..i really don’t care anymore. I’m expecting a boy this Fall and the mother is great so my ZFG is at its highest ever. I’m completely outcome independent and now just basically smirk.. look in their eyes and talk low and slow like the way Sheen asks Hannah out in Wall Street.
I also just started saying “I’d love to fuck you” and have had 2 bangs so far.
One HB7 stayed silent…finished up her drink and we left the bar.

Be interesting to speculate about Manhattan MAGA sex challenge results.

During the primaries, Kucinich eked out a win over the Trumpening, a few percentage points in the forties. Manhattan is both prime financial territory and central Democratic territory. It’s in conflict with its own nature.

I’d guess that a Manhattan dating romp would lead to good things among the hedge funds and risktakers on the stock market (chicks who push papers for that sort of thing), but do poorly on the safer bond markets, where conservatism rules the day.

I think there’s a correlation between a woman’s alpha status and her willingness to take risks. For Manhattan, that should be as true as anywhere else.

it’s funny, baltimore is blue because it’s a black city. I don’t know about the new crackers that live in the murder zones but old cracker ass crackers like dundalk seem like prime blue dog trump voterz.

Actually, yes markpower, BUT I have done a spreadsheet by precinct that underscores PA’s observation, there are precincts that trend from 20% to 50% Trump, and that’s amazing in a city that only went 12% Trump overall.

Most reactions I got were positive, despite the fact that the town I live in tilts shitlib. The hottest cocktail waitress in town at the time liked it a lot. And the chick who bitched most loudly about it turned out to be having a fling with the only other guy I’ve seen with one.

I live in a SWPL suburb. I go around with a big TRUMP sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet.

I had one woman during the election ask me to pull over so she could try to convince me not to vote Trump.

I went to whole foods the other day (they have good fish – don’t judge me!), you could feel the shocked stares of people in the parking lot. It feels especially good to walk by liberal women with their Prius-driving vegetarian boyfriends.

I felt my balls swelling up with pride riding out of there. At the light a woman in an SUV pulled up and gave me a big thumbs up and wide grin.

I drive a pickup with the sticker. I’m honestly surprised my bumper sticker’s intact. My dad, who lives in rural East Texas, lost his to a local shitlib while he was buying groceries in town. I could tell it disappointed him to know such people shared the county with him.

neighbor and I both had out Trump signs stolen from the front yard. neighbor put up another one and caught the guy stealing it; got into a fist fight, got his ass kicked, called the cops, they got the thief. life is good. i miss my Trump sign.

Mentioning the IRA attacks in Manchester and gie the Muslims the usual free pass.
The Guardian of course even had a piece today about some witness who lived through the IRA attacks.
They were quick getting that up.

Hitler tried to invade Poland the old fashioned way.
He should have used the modern technique of using Polish liberals against the Polish state and also send in German refugees.

I remember the 1970s fairly well, and not a week would go by without hearing something about Belfast, Derry, Strabane, Armagh or other such hotspots.
However, those news paled in comparison to the PLO/Isr@3l/Libya angle.
One might ask the staff of The Guardian if they are aware of any Irish attempts to k1ll all non-Irish, turn their women and ch1ldr3n into s3x sl@v3s and convert the entire world to Celto-Roman Cuckstinaity.

Don’t have a MAGA hat, but do have a BIKERS FOR TRUMP t-shirt with big bold letters and a motorcycle icon across a red, white, and blue shield.

Awesome to wear. Most comments are positive and enthusiastic – and from guys. I live in a very pro-Trump Florida county so I haven’t heard any negatives yet.

We gotta remember that we live in candy-ass nation. A nation of God-damn pussies. Clint Eastwood bangs on this constantly. He just said the other day that DIRTY HARRY would not be made as a movie today. Too offensive for the snowflakes.

Men aren’t men anymore – they’re too damn afraid to stand up for Trump OPENLY. That’s why I get the quiet thanks from so many guys. I tell them to join up and get their own shirt.

Jesus, fuck this guy earth. American guys have become neo-gays. No wonder women are more insane than ever.

Has anyone read an impartial account of the Richard Spencer gym thing? I can’t find one news source that isn’t calling him a “Nazi” or obviously siding with the woman, who seems to be indisputably at fault.

Not DailyStormer – I’m trying to make normies realize how absurd this was.

You can probably use the MSM accounts to show the normies both that Spencer was obviously in the right as all he wanted to do was lift quietly, and how the MSM can’t even fairly report on something as straightforward as this so how can you trust them on anything else.
The technical term of art for this is “killing two birds with one stone rape!”
On the Nazi charge, I just tell em that the men who stormed the beaches and defeated the evil nahzees believed the things Spencer does so how can he be one himself?

Sorry, the only impartial accounts are on sites like this. Normie news media are all “Nazi booted from gym”. In case you haven’t noticed MSM spin exactly the same lockstep ideological line on any issue or event.

If the Russians influenced the election, did they do so just on November 9th? Because, if I recall correctly, all the media and pollsters were giving Hillary anywhere from 78% to 99% chance of winning. If the Russians had influenced all these people, how were the polls so off?

Therefore, either the MSM and pollsters were lying about Hillary’s chances (which in my book counts as “trying to influence the election”) or there was no Russian interference or both.

Finally, if by “Russian collusion” is meant the releasing of the DNC dirt for public viewing, isn’t it “MSM collusion” when all the media released a video about Trump saying the famous “grab her by the p***” quote? I mean , wasn’t this an attempt to sway people away from Trump? And in a sense isn’t it much worse when your own countrymen are trying to influence your opinion? Isn’t treason from within worse than war from without?

Even if Trump gets shot or impeached tomorrow or even chsnges his name to Yehuda Goldstein…his winning on November 8 was still the greatest moment in my life and the worst slap in the face for shitlibs and career politicians every where.

Wolfie is a fairly common online personality. Not a liberal, often insightful, but also someone who spends hours each day nay-saying something, anything positive someone has to say, and never with a constructive alternative.

Lead, follow, get out of the way (that third one has value too in terms of passive support). But leaking one’s own defeatist fluids all over the agentic spirit of others is a born loser’s trait.

The Manchester bomber…he was no Omar Sharif. Doubt he got much attention from white poon so he blew them up.
That Adriana Grande shaking her ass…all that untouchable white poon taunting him…too much to bare.

Well, given that the concert was in England, he could have “forced” himself on the untouchable poon and nothing would have happened to him. He’d get the old slap on the wrist, followed by a “hey, don’t do that.”

I take it they found one of his teeth intact to make the ID ?
The whole muzzie culture is built on Omega rage.
Count on the BBC to produce at least 16 made-for-TV movies and dozens of (additional) series with Arab/Brownie male/White female ‘ships.
Gotta pushdeagenda.

I watched that clip and it looked to me like she merely didn’t see the offered hand and then Trump pulled it back when she didn’t grab it… I’m not sure he noticed that she had turned and missed seeing it at the moment he put it down.

That said, I saw the other clip on the Israel red carpet and she definitely dissed him there.

yeah, she didn’t see his hand and she was using her left hand to brush the hair out of her eyes so she could see where she was stepping and not fall.

notice that afterwards he gives her ass a little smack.

she ‘dissed’ him on the red carpet because she understands proper decorum. in that part of the world, pda’s are frowned upon and it’s still normal for a woman to walk behind her man – especially when that man is ostensibly the single most powerful man on the planet. she is not his equal – not even remotely close – so she should not be walking next to him.

she did the right thing. the worst thing she could have done was taken his hand and walked next to him, middle easterners would view that as weakness on his part.

trump should have known better. at least he just lets it go and continues walking.

We idolize Bond, but Moore himself was not known to be a master lothario…first wife, 6 years older than him, and nagged him constantly..,2nd wife, 12 years older than him…divorce from 3rd cost him £10 million…his later fame obviously improved his prospects, but he was no Jack Nicholson and he was content it seems to be a family man.

Most actors are emo headcases, seeking love they never got in real life. They are acting after all. Very, very few real RP actors. The Nicholsons, Mitchums etc. Usually guys who stumbled into acting after doing a variety of random jobs and drifting and grifting… It is an easy paycheck after all. Beats hot tar roofing and watermelon picking for sure…

lol i love how in Live and Let Die, the black bitch gets shot in the back by a negro voodoo security bot, then Moore fights off other negros and rides off with the white woman in the end. Basic good vs evil plot line. Never gets old.

And for the record, the director of Rebel Without A Cause bedded Dean and Mineo. Who knows what else in (((Hollyvood))) may have casting couched him, but until recently it was one of the more closely guarded secrets, in order to capitalize on the mystique of Dean and his early death.

Had news of his (ahem) dabbling gotten spilled earlier, his iconic status surely would have gone by the wayside during times of straighter mores.

they can’t because they cannot bed a lot of hot women because their dicks wouldn’t get hard. Homosexuals cannot be turned on by a woman – i.e. no boner. James Dean was a bi-sexual. Severely fucked in the head. Weird and his acting sucked. An Icon of American degeneracy. If your a man whose fucked a woman prior to marriage, that makes you a degenerate too, no better than Dean.

nah they can’t because they cannot fuck a lot of hot women since their dicks wouldn’t get hard. If they get aroused by a woman and get a hard dick then they aren’t homos. James Dean was a bi-sexual. Severely fucked in the head. An Icon of American degeneracy. If your a man whose fucked a woman before m@rriage, that makes you a degenerate too, no different than Dean.

lol quit being retarded. Prisoners suck each others dicks all the time; doesn’t make them gay. If a man made you suck his dick at gun point, wouldn’t make you guy either. You are a homosexual if you are exclusively sexually attracted to a member of your own sex. Very straight forward stuff.

If a guy in Palo Alto wore a MAGA hat I’d seriously want to blow him on the spot. (I mean, I wouldn’t, because I’m a mid-20s girl with n=0, Christian, I’d like to stay n~=1, but seriously, it’d be hot. Just wanted to say.) (Also, where are the guys like this in the SF bay area? Do family-oriented chad-types exist here? Looking… Again, sigh. I know this isn’t the place for want ads. I’m just saying.)

I love the idea of the MAGA Challenge, but my enthusiasm has diminished since Trump has completely reversed almost all his campaign positions. So I don’t know if I’d have the confidence in my convictions needed to carry it off. A few months ago, no question. But now, I’m not so sure.

These muslim kids are pretty red pilled.
I use work with one and we shared similar opinions of the West….hoe stupid the West has become with a culture obsessed by celebrities and entertainment…how Western women have become trashy sluts etc.
This Manchester bomber was Libyan…so probably not happy Obama and Clinton blew up his country. I would have a more favorable opinion of Isis if they target those responsible.

Turkey used to be the seat of power of the Ottoman Empire and they want it back.
Created by Turkic tribes from central Asia – distant relatives of the Mongols, very, VERY distant relatives of the Hungarians and Finns – they swept like a scythe through the lazy & corrupt Middle East and established a warrior culture, which almost managed to bring Europe to its knees in the Middle Ages and Renaissance.
However, mixing with native Middle Easterners made them – guess what – lazy & corrupt, which is one of the reasons why by the 19th century, the Ottoman Empire was basically a walking corpse, much like the Habsburg Empire.
Today, Turkey is among the most populous countries in the world, has HUGE expat communities all over Europe and the supposedly 4th largest @rmy in the world.
They want the worldwide Caliphate REAL BAD and they want to be the leaders.
If Saudi money and (((West-Palestinian))) intel & money can help accomplish that goal, so much the better.
Once accomplished, there will be (nucular) muzzie infighting to finish the job (= the world)

I’m in Turkey right now for a spell on business and have traveled extensively acrosst the country. Here’re my reflections.

It’s an impressive country. It has a thriving economy, manufactures tons of goods, has a huge agricultural output, the fields are green, mountains, beautiful coast on the Aegean and Mediterranean, and lots of classic Roman, Byzantine, Armenian and Ottoman architecture. The Christian legacy is apparent in all the old churches and monasteries. They are no one’s client state. They are a prepersnickety people who go their own way on forreign affairs. They have a strong military. Roads are in good shape, infrastructure is modern, the housing stock is up to European standards. It’s clean, unlike the garbage-strewn Middle East and Indian subcontinent.

As regards the people, the original inhabitants of Anatolia were a White-ish group of people who were unfortunately overrun by Islam after the fall of Byzantia. Many Turks could be mistaken for Whites; girls with natural blonde hair, pink skin, and blue or green eyes. I love Turkish girlz by the way, they’re quite sexy and there are very few overweight ones here. It’s a great place to pick up girlz. To be sure, there are greasers here like the ones that infest Germany and European resort areas, but just like Emperor Trump says, they’re not sending they’re best. Walk around Ankara and you’ll see respectable businessmen, stylish women, and well-heeled civil servants out for strolls in the park.

Society: the far-reaching reforms launched by Ataturk (hisself “white”) after WW1 pushed Islam to the fringes of society. He banned the headscarf and now it is a rare sight. Minarets are still ubiquitous, and unfortunately screech Allahu Ekbar 5 times a day but that’s about the extent of it. In fact, some of the mosques are interesting historical sites. It’s not a free country in the Anglo-Saxon sense, but it’s far better off than its Arab neighbours.

Culture: the food is good quality, beer and liquor is flowing, dining out is cheap. Istanbul is a first rate city, restaurants galore, old bookstores and antiques, high shopping, historic sites, you name it. Stores are overflowing with goods, both luxury and cultural.

Overall, I strongly recommend Turkey as an interesting place to visit.

I live in Australia.
Bought a dishwasher from the lower end of the Bosch range a couple of years ago.
Made in Turkey
The German made ones were significantly more expensive and I could not justify the cost at the time.

I’ve been on a retro kick as of late and was watching golden era WWF. My big time first crush was on Miss Elizabeth. Nice, big hair; tiny waist; spankable ass; lovely brown eyes. While not as smitten as I was back then, she easily dwarfs 90% of the “passable” ladies of today.

Amazing that throughout the years, as she became a boozer, she still kept her trim figure. RIP Miss Elizabeth!

“During shots of lesbian coupling, heterosexual women reported less excitement than their vaginas indicated; watching gay men, they reported a great deal less; and viewing heterosexual intercourse, they reported much more.”

I’m not going to argue with the basic premise that what a woman says and what a woman feels can be two entirely different things, but there is such an obvious design flaw in this experiment I don’t understand why it gets so much mention in the intertubes, and the design flaw is revealed by the margin of difference between the readings and what they were saying.

If their poons are reacting to the instrument inserted in them rather than the images, then of course there is a great difference between their reported arousal on seeing lesbians, an even greater difference for gay men, and of course the two stats flipped for the heterosexual sex.

I think it far more likely that the instrument was getting similar readings from the twat, but they were likely reporting somewhat honestly on how aroused they felt. While most women are coy about revealing their sexual desire, the type of woman who will let you stick a moisture measuring device up her twat while she looks at sexual imagery is probably a gogrrrl eat/pray/slut who prides herself on how open she is about sex.

The women in this case were likely telling the truth.

[CH: a fair complaint. another objection to how the researchers interpreted the results is that women evolved to lubricate if threatened with or enticed by sexual intercourse with someone they might otherwise not consider a mating partner, as a preventative against vaginal damage. this could explain the disconnect between women’s lubing responses and their limbic responses.]

I live in the Bay Area. Lefty women are more open to MAGA men than people realize. In fact, women crave that friction and that challenge to their sensibilities. They love confrontation with a desirable man and they love the tension and energy it creates. The emotional roller coaster is almost too much to resist. I also find that politics and social topics make for great deep emotional conversations that actually help in the seduction process. Sounds counter intuitive I know, but I can honestly say it works; clearly though a cautious and calculated approach is necessary.

I went to a black tie dinner event here in DC and afterwards me and some buddies went out drinking, still in our tuxes (side note, if you want to get approached by women instead of having to be the approacher, wear a tux to a bar, never give a straight answer when girls ask why you’re wearing one). Was talking to an HB7 who had opened me after I sidled next to her at the bar to order a drink, deflecting her repeated entreaties to know why I was wearing a tuxedo with escalatingly imaginitive bullshit, when she leaned in close to me.

With a twinkle in her eye and a conspiratorial stage whisper she suggested, “Was it because you just went to a *Trump* event?”

I pretended to have been caught, gave a look of mock horror and told her to “Shh, someone might hear you!”

It was like catnip. This girl at a DC bar with her gay black friend and her roommate wearing a #shepersisted shirt spent the entire rest of the evening following me around, grinding her ass into me on the dance floor, and butting into my conversations with other girls with exaggerated winks about my little “secret.”

Haven’t tried the MAGA hat yet but can confirm TrumpGame is weapons-grade here in the belly of the beast.