Do not let Karl Lagerfeld cat-sit. That's the message I'm taking from this new interview with the Chanel designer, in which he admits without even a hint of sheepishness that he flat-out stolehisnow-famous kitten, Choupette, from his male-model buddy (slash Katy Perry sexer, slash star of the most wonderful music…

She's a big fan of letting her boobs out for a breather and Rihanna explains it's because it's a great way to feel better about yourself. Battling negative body image problems while growing up in the public eye, she says that she found that the more flesh she bared the more confident she became. "The more I got naked…

You may have mistaken male model Baptiste Giabiconi for Karl Lagerfeld's hot piece back when the designer used to drag his "muse" around town like a rent boy, but Baptiste's penis is into ladies – specifically Katy Perry. Leaving a hotel in Paris with a group of friends, star stalkers say that Katy and the chiselled…

Here is Karl Lagerfeld's début directorial effort for the ice cream brand Magnum, which with this commercial hereby launches itself in the U.S. market. Starring Rachel Bilson as "A 5'2" model," to use her words, and Lagerfeld boy-toy Baptiste Giabiconi (of all-singing, all-dancing music video fame) as a capricious…

In concert with her MAC Viva Glam campaign, Lady Gaga is encouraging Little Monsters to contribute profile photos to be incorporated into "the most beautiful thing she's ever worn." The cause is great, but this sounds potentially ominous. [Viva Glam]

We're not entirely sure what this...is...but it looks like Karl had a fever dream after watching Mannequin (or maybe after watching the Amber Valletta horror vehicle Dead Silence), woke up, and thought, "What a tremendous concept for zee new video!"

Karl Lagerfeld's boy-toy Baptiste Giabiconi's first dance single — yes, he has a dance single — sounds a little like Ke$ha, if Ke$ha had DJ Pauly D hair and sang to really, exceptionally trashy house music. His video is amazing.

Karl Lagerfeld's Pirelli calendar is getting lots of press for his inclusion of Julianne Moore in the famous nude periodical, and for his introduction of naked men. But what's potentially more interesting is Lagerfeld's gender-bending depiction of Freja Beha Erichsen.

Crystal Renn is in an ad for Chanel's downtown New York store, which is reopening this fall. She poses alongside Lagerfeld boytoy Baptiste Giabiconi, whom she calls "the most gorgeous man I have ever seen, hands down."

Claire Danes and her spooky, enhanced spiderleg eyelashes will soon be staring down at you from ads for Latisse, the eyelash-growing goop that has this totally minor side effect where sometimes it permanently changes a user's eye color. [AOL]

As if trashgate and the news that it knowingly sold genetically-engineered cotton as "organic" weren't bad enough, now H&M is in trouble for the unsafe levels of lead in its handbags. The revelation comes courtesy of California's strict environmental laws:

Kate Moss has beauty advice: "Moisturise, sleep — and happiness: that's a beauty secret. I know I look different when I'm happy." Perhaps because you can't bottle feeling good, she'd like instead to expand into a line of cosmetics. [ToL]

September's Harper's Bazaar is 110 editorial pages of beautiful contradictions. Is fall about the 40s or the 80s? Do all black women roam the African savannah, or do some of them also sing in jazz clubs? Photoshop: Pro or con?