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Ted Stevens dominates the Satellite of Love with his superior knowledge of the Internets.
"Internets (It's a series of tubes!)"
http://download330.mediafire.com/kjkmmzdolmwg/bdmxggxdo24/The+Internet+%28It%27s+a+series+of+tubes%21%29.mp3

FYI to those that don't know...if you go to rifftrax.com, you can download (for $3, plus tax) an MP3 of Mike Nelson and others making fun of popular movies. You sync the MP3 up to the DVD (you have to rent or buy it [or illegally download...shhh!]) following the instructions.

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature, and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. When men seek such perfection they find only death, fire, loss, disillusionment and the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to our misery but it can't be given, it has to be achieved."

It comes from "It Conquered the World", a stinker by Roger Corman, and was featured in episode 11 of season 3. The long-winded monologue comes from none other than Peter Graves! http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/di_311.html

Oh yeah! I think that played a small part in the making of internet culture and humor too. They started their show at the very early days of the internet and people made/gathered around the Mst3k bulletin boards. Who knows what came out Joels/Nelsons riffs that influenced people!