Yesterday, enough Apple products were released or refreshed that even the most hungry Mac cultist has probably gobbled enough news to see his navel dribble alarmingly.

It is the news cycle equivalent of Terry Jones’ explosive fate in the famous waiter sketch of Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: you all are probably set to burst. But look at this mint! Surely monsieur can eat it. It is just one, teensy, wafer thin mint of Apple news. Well, actually, three, but I’m sure you can handle it.

Along with the new remote, Time Capsules, iMacs and MacBook, Apple also quietly updated three of its other offerings… all peripherals this time.

The first is the Apple Wireless Keyboard. It was the subject of several rumors, but ultimately, Apple barely updated it. The sole improvement is that it now only requires 2 AA batteries, down from three in the previous model. That’ll afford you a savings of 60 whole cents a year.

The Apple 60W MagSafe Power Adapter was also updated. The only thing that has changed is the MagSafe connector is now aluminum, similar to the 45 Watt adapter on the MacBook Air, which should make it more durable and less prone to melting (as I myself can sadly attest) than the old model.

Finally, Apple’s VESA Mount Adapter Kit was updated to support the new 27 inch iMac, in addition to its previous function acting as a mount for the 24 Inch LCD Cinema Display and 24 Inch Imac.

Oh, and the Mighty Mouse? It’s still around, but due to patent disputes, now only called the Apple Mouse.

How is monsieur feeling? You are looking flushed. Monsieur? Monsieur? Boom!