9. White Lithium Grease is the best lubricant on Earth. If you need something unstuck just use WLG. Can also be used to deter squirrels for your bird feeder. Is there anything that WLG CAN’T DO?

10. No job is ever complete in the eyes of a Bernholdt until you have injured yourself in some way. A few choice words after said injury will make the injury heal much faster. Rubbing some dirt on it and walking it off is always better than adhesive bandages.

11. TV sports announcers are terrible so whenever possible, turn the sound off and position the radio as close to your head as possible while watching. This will enhance your viewing pleasure and you will know two seconds beforehand what really happens.

12. Yelling at the TV when your sports teams are playing is always going to help you win.

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About Chris Bernholdt

Philly Dads Group co-founder Chris Bernholdt, a former public school art teacher, has been a stay-at-home dad since 2008. A father of three, Chris writes about his adventures as a stay-at-home dad at DadNCharge and is also on Twitter as @DadNCharge. His writing has been featured on CNN iReport, The Good Men Project and he is a contributor to the website, Life of Dad. He is also the blog editor for the National At-Home Dad Network. He lives with his wife Susie and their children in a suburb of Philadelphia.