Justin Bieber is still No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e December 24th 2015, with Love Yourself, but this is NOT yet the Christmas No.1. That will come on Christmas Day, itself, between 10am-1pm, so expect the announcement to come towards the end, but… X-Factor winner Louisa Johnson only manages a No.9 […]

Justin Bieber climbs from No.2 back up to No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e November 26th 2015, with Sorry, and he breaks the record for the most number of songs in the Top 40 in any one week with eight. Oh joy… But don’t apologise, Bieber, since you’ve caused Adele to […]

Adele stays at No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e November 19th 2015, yet again, with the overhyped and godawful Hello. To that song, I say “Goodbye”. There are two other new entries in the Top 10 – one at No.3 for X-Factor’s Fleur East with Sax, and it really sounds like […]

Adele goes straight in at No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e November 5th 2015, with the overhyped and godawful Hello. To that song, I say “Goodbye”. As such, KDA Feat. Tinie Tempah & Katy B drop to No.6 1 with Turn The Music Louder, and it sounds like someone farting into […]

KDA Feat. Tinie Tempah & Katy B go straight in at No.1 with Turn The Music Louder, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e October 29th 2015, and it sounds like someone farting into a tuba. As such, Justin Bieber drops to No.5 with What Do You Mean?, and dear, oh dear, what […]

Justin Bieber stays at No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e October 1st 2015, with What Do You Mean?, and dear, oh dear, what the hell is this autotuned toss and who has bought it? Elsewhere in the Top 10, there’s a chart entry at No.7, climbing from No.165, for Ellie Goulding […]

Charlie Puth Feat. Meghan Trainor climb from No.90 to No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e August 20th 2015, with Marvin Gaye, but god knows why. This alleged song makes me want to scream. Who keeps buying Meghan Trainor songs and why do we have to hear them? As such, One Direction […]

One Direction go straight in at No.1, in the UK Top 100 Music chart summary w/e August 13th 2015, with Drag Me Down, and I wish someone would. Under a large section of water. As such, Little Mix drop to No.3 with Black Magic, and it’s a so-so song, but they’re quite cute. And my […]