Preston and Steve

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The Preston and Steve morning show, originating at Y100 Philadelphia, features DJ's Preston Elliot and Steve Morrison. After radio station Y100 was shut down, the show moved to 93.3 FM WMMR, a Philadelphia mainstream rock station. The show broadcasts live on the radio as well as streaming audio via the station website from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. EST, Monday through Friday.

History Preston had begun to discuss a story that had arisen about John F. Kennedy haven been given a watch by Marylin Monroe. Upon taking the story in, Steve reverted to his token Kennedy bit, and began to worry endlessly about the gift becoming known to his wife, and thus exposing his affair. The phrase "Gadzooks, where's the watch!" prompted this Preston-and-Steve-ism. The previous day, Steve had also used the term during a story about Robert Kennedy Jr. to less effect.

[in James Mason voice] Monkey throw feces! That's what monkey's do you know.

[James Mason voice]: I pick my ass for pleasure, not for defense. That's where the feces come in.

[in Anna Nicole voice]: Wanna benefit from the death of my son?

[in Anna Nicole voice]: What are ya gonna do with my body?

[in Anna Nicole voice]': How gay are you?

(As airplane pilot): Thank you for choosing Hooters Air today, if you take a look around you'll notice that the stewardesses are not actually hooters girls, we have replaced them with the usual pigs... This is Ester's 75th year with us, and you can see that she is so senile, she can't even use the seat belt. And that thing you see dragging behind her is her uterus, so please be careful as to avoid stepping on it and enjoy your flight.