Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

==/cow/Catch-up== (What you missed in the last thread)

>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.

>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.

how can this nigga ever win when he aint never had a job and he 31 like hahaha how the fuck can this nigga win when he cant even get out his parents how the fuck can a nigga win when most teenagers have accomplished more than him

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of trolls, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the troll pillars of the internet.

He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.

He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the troll slayer.

He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.

The troll slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.

The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the troll slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the troll slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of grèmlins, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the grèmlin pillars of the internet.

He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.

He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the grèmlin slayer.

He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.

The Grèmlin slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.

The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the grèmlin slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the grèmlin slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.

reminder that jammku broke all of his teeth because he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a second story window but landed teeth first and now how has a mouth full of cheap caps that look like marshmallows and hippo toe nails

He got in trouble with the government because he was stockpiling his autismbucks. Since he was living at home and mommy and daddy paying for all his food he just banked his tugboat and when they found out they took it away.

It occurred to me today when I looked at his Steam group, which is only half rebranded by the way. That he changed his name to "MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD" a meme so outdated and stale and only repeated by him that the admins of this board had to create a word filter for it TWO years ago.

Also apparently Mixer rejected his partnership application again and he got extremely angry that they didn't know his username was MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.

>a meme so outdated and stale and only repeated by him that the admins of this board had to create a word filter for it TWO years ago

I initially filtered it because I already thought it was stale. Who knew that he'd cling desperately to it and other 4chan memes to ride the world's shortest coattails?

Forty threads in, I've yet to see him trolling. Not even once. All he does is bitch about people who fuck with him, riling up his suitors in Discord, thereby turning even his most pathetic enemies into more successful trolls.

Just let a trusted flagger know and that'll be the end of it. He's really dumb for posting his twitter name and admitting it's him too. All you'd need to do is report it and show proof that it's him and he's gone again.

The Mr Bee Tee Fee O rebrand is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen from this moron. He's even going out of his way to delete all his old reddit/social media posts. How the fuck would anyone buy this persona?

Ay yo fan of Manlettears here to say everyone in this thread who's been tracking the guy for years (including Kopy and Boyd) are the real lolcows and I enjoy reading through these threads because of how much you guys lack self-awareness and orbit the lad.

None of you sad cunts could average 200 viewers if you tried. I'd give you a year.

>In b4 paid viewbots.

I honestly don't know why people watch the single player garbage games, or why anyone would watch a streamer they can't interact with. The whole fun / point is to find like minded people to play games with.

Though it can get frustrating watching any streamer that is playing improperly / not efficiently IMO. MrB╥FO is the only one who doesn't tolerate normies / thots fagging up the place.

Even in his "glory" days… How many years ago? He was averaging not a whole lot but a lot more which lasted about what was it? A month? Who cares, we are talking about now and it's funny, all just the same tards now who are easily entertained like you are.

Are you saying babysizedbong made FO76? That would explain why it's such a massive failur, just like literally everything else he's done. Like getting out of his mom's house, losing his virginity, or just generally not being an omega.

Don't understand why you hate on britbong. Can you explain it with logical arguments or is it just personal vendetta because you hold some grudge against him ? Plus lmao at people pretending that Boyd and kopy left, parktown progress is still going and every single post about britbong being a manlet is kopy signature. For all I know the people who make this thread are 5 samefaging who have been personally PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD once by Brit.

I have watched a lot of streams since years and I can say he's got the most banter out there. Even the moments where he gets extremely salty from losing at a game are kinda funny. Tbh that's probably from all the irn bru he drinks, he must have ADHD by now. Woulndt want him to become alcoholic though

Anyway my point is, he's talented but he doesn't realise streaming views and popularity depends more on important friends and networking and advertising more than pure entertainment skill. When I watch a stream of tyler1 or imaqtpie or drdisrespect it's mostly boring. Like, they don't even talk most of the time or they're just plain unfunny

because its funny you faggot, watching this little man baby cry about the detractors is great. Why do you faggots act as if you need some grand purpose to fuck with these spergs. Whats even funnier is you retards asking these dumb questions but you watch a guy who "trolls" people online for the same reason, god you are dumb

he's also a rat who literally cries about being banned and de-platformed but tries to de-platform the competition, literally DMCA a bad guys second life video while claiming he invented SL trolling so he deserved the revenue.

Its not trolling it's just childish name-calling, I saw the debate against kopy on youtube and all that guy could say was "what happened to apraxi" and call him a midget, there was no actual argument just shit flinging

The way you write and the fact you use webm makes me think you are the same person, too. And you seem to hold a very personal grudge against him, so it's it's exactly as I was saying, it's a bunch of vendetta samefags, not even real "lolcow". Why don't you guys just admit it instead of pretending other stuff? If you hate him so much, why don't you have the balls to fly over to his house and hurt him? That's what I don't understand my dear kopy

Also nice to see my original post was modified, so I'm guessing there's a wordfilter for b t f o? For that you'd have to be an admin right? Does it means you're an admin on this board? Not familiar with it yet.

["BT FO","PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD"],["Tranny","Tranny"],["transitioning","transitioning"]

So I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the current owner of lolcow is nobody else but kopyboat? Holy shit, you're the mouthbreather that owns the board that shits on wizardchan and britbong, 2 things I really like, now that's epic

Is homor, jews and kopy the same person? I lurked a bit in the archives and they seem to have the same writing style, same time of the day for posting, using same curses (manlet, tranny) at britbong. They're usually in a britbong thread at the same time too. Either butt buddies or samefags but probably second choice

Let me reformulate, why the fuck would Jews care about kopy's obsession? Does kopy give such godly blowjobs that he managed to convince Jews to be angry at britbong as well? Cause clearly what I read in the archive was downright inflammatory and personal accusations, not simply laughing at an autist.

Nah, the truth is that kopyboat is Jews and thus kopy runs /cow/, the sockpupetting is way too obvious. Jews even said some dumb shit like "I got a call from kopy" to justify giving new infos or "stickied, as promised" to justify stickying a britbong thread :)))))) way too fucking obvious.

I just explained he finds him an annoying faggot that used to spam the boards and he added shit because of him spamming the same words over and over and he wanted to improve the simpletons vocabulary a bit.

1) Why do people that "troll" have to do IRL trolling? Remember when the internet was just a bunch of faceless randoms before social media rolled out? Those were the days. Trolling people's IRL situations is the same as being a jerk IRL. It's not funny / cool / not profitable for anyone. At least troll in the game via in-game means. Gank a low level zone as an undead rogue. Blow open Keemstar's doors on Rust and raid his base while drawing dicks all over the walls. If you're mad at Keemstar, just fukken get the boglins and RAID his Rust base. Why not utilize a small militia whom one of is a former professional gamer? How many streamer communities have an ex pro-gamer they can sick on anyone in any game at any time (4am raids anyone? Protip it's 4am right now as I post this.) That makes you incredibly powerful.

2) I can see that not having sex on the regular is really getting to him. I can redpill people day and night but until they swallow said pill there's not much we can do from the sidelines. The stream would be far more enjoyable if he was getting his cock sucked every other day. Also a healthier body would show on the stream.

3) The choice of games. I understand that games currently suck 100% cocks, and these days most devs program out any kind of griefability, but playing single player / trash un-trollable games really hurts the viewership. Also, when actually playing said multiplayer games, call upon the boglins to tie up admins and steamroll clanfags / kids. I understand not wanting to be a clanfag yourself but instead of a tryhard group of ex-military d-bags it's a robust group of expert trolls all spreading a sickening autism through the server. The last stream, you were tazing some rando kid in GTA 5 RP. Remember when we all did Gary's mod and there was like 8 of us tazing ONE kid? That's far more hilarious.

4) Boglins need to grow, and their growth will help you. Imagine if a boglin hit 1m+ subs, they could insta-unban you with the snap of a finger, spread social media, influence the meta on new games, etc. 99.9% of streamers do not utilize their fanbase to zerg/swarm games but you could be the absolute first to really show how cancerous vidya streamers can actually be by using the full force of their fanbase to fuck over servers / AAA titles. Remember that one game where it was medieval and you could be a king and stuff? Remember having us all around to lynch grill gaymo's and madmins? Good times.

5) I don't know why you're mad at my Jammku persona. I told you about the swat situation and I mass deleted everything to start over without the threat of that happening again. It's happened once before under the Jammno name, so this time I'm making sure my face is never shown with my new internet handle. Also a long, long time ago there was a guy I fucked over at a Dota tournament. I played Tiny and would grief him by tossing him into the enemy team since he tried to steal a grill from me, and now he's a big head honcho over at Youtube and has tons of admins for twitch, so if he finds my identity I'm eff'd. Also with the #metoo shit the 4chan sluts could try to cause scandals if I ever became a big name again. Mainly Nyanners or Erio-Chan, since they were basically "paid for" so to speak.

6) Currently unemployed cause a trashy fuckboi tried to run out with two gallons of Sweet Tea and I slapped that shit out of his hands. So I'm currently NEET'ing around. I've got 8 years worth of pro-gamer monies (Actually just wagecuck + F.I.R.E. lifestyle minimalism.) of rent + food until I become homeless so there's more free time now to shit on our enemies.

7) I know you want a long term gf but for now just fuck bitches till you find one you can tolerate on a day-to-day basis then long-term her.

The reason he trolls less is that he has autistic mouthbreathers going after him for personal vendetta and camouflaging it as "lolcow" cocks, i.e kopy aka Jew in this thread spamming webm or Boyd

Obviously there's no actual cow besides kopy who is a much bigger autist, spending his lifetime obsessing over people online and samefaging in a poor and obvious manner in his personal board, even going to the extend of making threads about himself because he's so starved of attention. Its obvious britbong has assburgers, but it's even more obvious that kopy has full blown mental illness. Stalking someome for 2years+ because he "stole" your 3/10 gf (let's not blame it on her, no, she's not responsible for her own actions, poor baby) is a very obvious sign your brain has gone mental

What I find even funnier is that, now I've proved Jews is kopy, you realise he's the very same person who makes threads to laugh at incels and wizards, while being the biggest autist of them all who obsess over a girl for years. Isn't it quite ironic?

Anyways, those people seem to know other people who can deplatform him easily (which shows how youtube/twitter is cucked, infiltrated and impartial btw) so he's trying to be a good boy I guess.

I don't really care about incels and r9fags that I find equally worthless but it's quite hilarious that the person making the threads to make fun of them is a massive sperglord who has done much cringiest shit than complain about tfw no gf and doesn't even have the balls to uncover himself as his true self and has to hide behind a sockpuppet persona

Saying samefag was related the the pics I posted, not you. Kopy is mentally ill, has a lot of time on his hands and is a massive attentionwhore. I woulndt be surprised in the slightest if he was just animating a little sockpuppet theater with different tripcodes. Again, explain why would Jews specifically hate one lolcow amongst thousands to the point of posting his dox and talking in the same manner as kopy and stickying Brit threads. If you don't find it fishy I don't know what to tell you

See, you're salty as fuck. Its not even a real lolcow subject, it's just a bunch of samefags wishing death and cursing on some guys they don't like because he hurt their feefees. Quite pathetic tbh. I thought we were supposed to laugh at cows, don't see any laughs here, just salt, tons of it

Just the same mental illness fueled rage that is making you boil in front of your keyboard, that make you easy to spot

Care how to explain how Brit make anybody laugh at his behaviour? What's so funny about him that warrant stickied threads, let alone cow threads at all? He just outrights mutes trolls like kopy or Boyd in his streams and carries on like nothing happened

Don't see anything funny about Brit's reactions toward trolls so don't really see why you even call him a cow. Even if he did get salty about getting deplatformed on twitter I don't see how that's nearly enough cocks to be called a cow

Kopy however is a endless source of cringe but I find his behaviour more pathetic than laughable, clearly a broken human being. Indeed Jews/kopy was right about nothing being funny about him, he's just downright pathetic

None of the threads have been stickied since he stopped replying to every thread hundreds of times.

Britbong didn't just get "deplatformed" he got cucked so badly he "rebranded" chaning his entire name and stream style to try and stop breaking the rules on sites he was already perma banned from. He even bans people from chat for deadnaming him if you say "britbong"

He also creates boring cringe cocks every, single day. When he's not playing with plushies and jumping on his bed he's crying on Twitter about not having a girlfriend.

Kopy is great to make fun of, I do it every day. I've actually personally blown him out of several discord servers just by questioning his Mexican DNA. Nobody here is preventing anyone from making a threat on Kopy, the problem in the past (since you took screenshots of posts from over a year and a half ago) was that Britbong would make a thread which the OP was only a picture of kopys head increased in size with the text "Caroline doesnt love you"

You really need to lurk more. You're not interesting, you're uninformed and nobody really cares that you're mad that daddy britbong is getting laughed at. You act just like him claiming people responding are "salty" and "mad" when they just calmly explain whats happening since you're admittedly young and dumb.

Carries on like nothing happened, posts in Boyds blog, made a fake stawlker blog, tries to contact people accusing them of stuff, rants on and on about Boyd on stream and even dressed up like a clown for halloween in dedication to him. He blocks every fucking person critical because he doesn't want the few kids left to see what he is really up to and how he really is oh and he goes on transpassing in his free time, dating sites, hits on every girl who comes in the server.

No cocks here for us and he sure doesn't login Second Life being salty after his streams while everyone mostly ignores him because they find him retarded either.

your cry baby reaction everytime is funny, what dont you get shorty? god you're dumb. if you stopped reacting and posting in these threads they would have stopped ages ago. then again this is what you want now since no one is paying attention to you, SAD

fairly certain its shortstack himself, given the dead air during his stream time and using the same shitty "le epic" meme images as he use to. poor guys just lonely since he got beeteeeffood from streaming and no body watches him anymore, aw poor midget, nobody wants to watch your boring streams

How goes the girlfriend search, hopefully have not been searching for months and failing even on dating sites, I bet they can't wait to meet your parents if the girl who gave up on life to end up with you came over.

Don't forget he's online in that picture, why is he changing his age and linking a private instagram with pics taken by his mom or pretending his streaming career is going well since he "hates thots" but hope this one will gold dig to find out he has no money.

>hard to take the theory that brit is a cow seriously when his ennemies do cringy obsessive shit

that's a copy of a trick MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD used on total biscuit and angry joe back in the day. pretty much the only thing a troll has done to britbong that britbong didn't do to a bunch of others before was the legend who sent britbong a potato soaked in urine for 3 weeks and packaged with a glitter bomb

He blamed people and said they were sending different things, he always changed it, I think one time he mentioned his nephew again because he has some obsession with his own nephew then said someone sent him CP on stream.

He lies so much who knows the real reason but someone made fun of him.

Playing second life at 60yo is infinitely more autistic and cringeworthy than living at your parents house at 30, especially considering Britbong has aspergers and that rent in western countries has exploded

Plus I don't really see what's funny about it. I thought the board was created to laugh at people's autistic behaviour. Saying he lives at his parent house at 30 sounds more like anger driven name-calling than fun making. You should try a little bit harder than simply calling him a shorty. Like having him banned from youtube during his stream and seeing his meltdown, that'd be hilarious, but it's all shitty low energy name-calling here

Reread my precious post and you'll understand, bud. It might be sad, but it certainly isn't hilarious. Spamming the same insults (short, live at parents house) for years on sounds like obsessive butthurt.

Nah bro that would be semi-incel wagecucks and some ironic neets. Trannies and furries and pedos are denizens of SL, you can't deny it. It's your level of hypocrisy that's hilarious. I get you play SL too.

"Rent free in your head" was funny the first few times it was said about Trump, but now it's become so lame and predictable even Matt "HE'S FAT" Jarbo shits it out.

You and Matt should really be bros, Britbong. He's so fat he can eclipse the sun. You could ride on his head like Remy the Rat and pilot him by the few stray strands of hair left on his head like a mech.