Some genius out there determined this stock photo couple's a recurring theme on Shutterstock. Naturally, they went ahead and told their whole 'story' on Twitter. What follows can only rightfully be called, human creativity at it's very finest. This is the ridiculous meme-fueled, unnecessarily dramatic, surprisingly dark and dank little soap opera we damn well deserve.

It's high time for us to pool our resources and create a statue dedicated to Ken M. The dude is a true guru in the art of trolling. With an unforgiving whiplike wit and an uncanny knack for picking apart the vulnerabilities of a damn comment...the dude just gets it. I guess the point being in this whole little riff for Ken M to NEVER change.