Illfalo Gazette

Skewed views and other news from Wizardry Online

22 FEB 2013, Issue 002

ADVENTURER FILLS CLOAKROOM WITH CASH
ASKS SELF ‘WHY THE HELL AM I DOING THIS?”Illfalo – Rituals and odd routines are part of a dungeon crawler’s daily life, but last week’s revelation left one adventurer more than a bit confused.

Native, an upstanding member of the Adventurer’s Guild, was going through his usual post-adventure routine of dumping sacks of gold into his closet when he realized that, well, he was dumping sacks of gold into his closet.

“I’ve rifled through the packs of dead adventurers I run across,” he said, while pondering his hoard-hiding habit, “and I never notice any way to steal gold off of a body.” Native then took his issue to the Guild Hall, asking if his gold was safe on his person. The locals informed Native that his gold should be safe and there was no need to hide it in his cloakroom, resulting in the exuberant but puzzling exclamation “Great, time to walk around with my pockets full of rocks. I don’t even HAVE gold.”

MANHUNT FOR MISSING MASON CONTINUESDiscovery Hall – Authorities continue the search for Bobby Brickman, the mason believed to be responsible for the misuse of city funds in last year’s failed dungeon renovation project.

Brickman had been contracted by Discovery Hall to repair the dilapidated walls and ceilings, receiving over 90,000 gold worth of stone to complete the repairs. Shortly after his disappearance, Hall inspectors visited the job sites to find that no renovation work had been completed. Instead, the stone requisitioned for the restoration was used to erect podiums at each location bearing a plaque stating “Warning – Falling Rocks.”

Adventurers with information on the whereabouts of Brickman are asked to report immediately to the nearest Ministry of the Arcanum official to aid in the search.

WEATHER

Sunny with high bloom all weekend with continuing bloom and more post effects throughout the week.

HDR Count: HIGH

DO YOU PICUTES? WE DO!Guild Hall – For years, picutes have flooded the internet, with over two million references to them across the web and tens of millions of actual picutes everywhere from MySpace to Pintrest. They’ve now made their way into the lives of the dungeon crawling populace with a library of them slowly building at the time of this writing.

Do you picutes? If so, head here and share them with your fellow adventurers.

SPOTLIGHT VIDEO

Solo Thief Farming by Koven Rune

NEW ARTICLES @ THE WIZARDRY WIKIA

The official Wizardry Online wiki at Wikia has been growing steadily, with over 300 pages of guides, stats and general game information to get you through the toughest of quests and dungeons.