“Gotta bring the Christmas spirit to everyone around the world,” the group sings. “So many people thirsty, we’ve got to find the way to give the gift of egg nog and make their Christmas day. Let’s send egg nog around the world and teach the world what Christmas is about.”

In the mid-song breakdown, however, Oswalt admits that the liquid tastes “like swallowing something that you halfway coughed up,” but that doesn’t stop him from dipping his bare hands into a vat of the creamy drink before the song closes out.

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee airs Wednesdays at 10:30 p.m. ET on TBS. Watch the “Give the Gift of Egg Nog” music video above.