Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

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A boy's thread: i am online on TAI during lecture :)
Post from his professor: ...

Okay guys...exams are on and hence here is one small piece of writing by me(prepared myself!!)

A lesson in finance management learnt engineering way...

"I have invested my capital in ENGINEERING books but I haven't invested any time in them".
Now:

Books = A depreciating asset whose return remains just 40% of the initial investment.(as per the data provided by used book market)!!

Time = An appreciating as well as depreciating asset depending of the stock or ETF(or wherever) it is invested in.

Hence proved....instead of investing your capital in books, one must invest their time for productive reasons. EH, I GUESS I SHOULD INVEST MY TIME ON THOSE BOOKS NOW(studying time)!!! If not, then let's move for some work...But one thing for sure- "Keeping the finance point of view in mind, books are never a smart investment!!"

Okay guys...exams are on and hence here is one small piece of writing by me(prepared myself!!)

A lesson in finance management learnt engineering way...

"I have invested my capital in ENGINEERING books but I haven't invested any time in them".
Now:

Books = A depreciating asset whose return remains just 40% of the initial investment.(as per the data provided by used book market)!!

Time = An appreciating as well as depreciating asset depending of the stock or ETF(or wherever) it is invested in.

Hence proved....instead of investing your capital in books, one must invest their time for productive reasons. EH, I GUESS I SHOULD INVEST MY TIME ON THOSE BOOKS NOW(studying time)!!! If not, then let's move for some work...But one thing for sure- "Keeping the finance point of view in mind, books are never a smart investment!!"

Okay guys...exams are on [LIST][*]Books = A depreciating asset whose return remains just 40% of the initial investment.(as per the data provided by used book market)!!
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It is 40% , only if they are sold in time i.e. before new edition is launched,otherwise depreciation is very high and returns depends on weight of books rather than mint condition.
So, wish you a success with flying colors in first go.

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Customer: “How do you know for sure?”
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Customer: [Faints]