the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Cougars Inc.’

Sam has been kicked out of every school across the country. When he learns that his mother can no longer afford to keep him in school, he and his friends start their own escort service, Cougars, Inc., to help pay for his tuition. Through this hilarious new job, Sam and his friends explore the generation of “Cougars” who are desperately trying to stay young, and love every lesson they are taught.

And you’ll really love the twist: Apparently what’s “hilarious” about this is that the “cougars” pay the teenaged boys for sex. Because hot sex women on the prowl have no choice but to pay for sex with randy young men. It’s just the way of the world.

If all that doesn’t make you want to vomit, get a gander at the trailer: