A documentation and review of limited time, special edition, or otherwise hard-to-find noms.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Mega Stuf Oreo

Oreo's foray into decadence and hedonism is becoming a caricature of itself.

Deciding that Double Stuf or Triple Double is not enough, Oreo has decided to indulge the truly unbalanced of its fans and has issued Mega Stuf, which is otherwise a "Triple Stuf", from what I can tell.

This is getting ridiculous. Whereas I thought Double Stuf was disharmonious, this is simply cacophonous. Each bite has within it a sugary crunch as your teeth slog through the glacier of creme, which people like to exalt, but is, in morbid reality, simple sucrose crystals with a dash of vanilla flavoring, all suspended in some sort of fat that is solid at room temperature(which I believe used to be lard years ago).

I'm not sure how to rate these. I find these mostly inedible and in the 1-NOM range, but I owe the public success of Double Stuf the benefit of the doubt here. I'm letting Oreo off with a warning. Satire is dead.