Dave, who is in awe of the pitcher’s 95 mph fastball, asked him about the Sox re-signing World Series MVP Mike Lowell and, of course, the A-Rod thing.

“Yeah, well, you know, personally, I would love to have (A-Rod) come on just so I don’t have to pitch to him,” Jonathan told Dave. “But, you know, I think the fans in Boston might think otherwise. Um, but, you know, obviously we’d like to have Mikey back, that’s for sure, but we’ve got to wait and see what happens.”

The closer, who admitted there’s been “not much sleep, a lot of partying, a lot of drinking” since clinching the championship on Sunday, used his “Late Show” appearance to seek revenge on teammate David Ortiz. You may remember that on Tuesday, Big Papi announced on NESN that Pap puked on the plane all the way home from Colorado. Ew.

Besides doing a hilarous imitation of Papi giving his now-famous rally speech (including the f-bomb), Pap let the audience in on a little secret.

“Not very many people know this, but David Ortiz happens to be a huge Bedazzler,” No. 58 said. “So, yeah, yeah, see like this jacket right here? He couldn’t wear this jacket normally, he’d have to put, like, Bedazzle a Lamborghini in the back, or something like that.”

Ortiz will get to retaliate tomorrow night on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” which will air after Manny Ramirez and his dreds call on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.”

While in the Green Roomin the Ed Sullivan Theatre, the Lord of the Dance, according to WBZ sports guy Dan Roche, met actor David Spade, who he thought was “a cool guy.”

And after Pap Bedazzled Letterman & Company, he made his way to the QVC studios in West Chester, Penn., to hawk autographed World Series baseballs and photographs to noctural TV shoppers.

The crazy closer’s live appearance on QVC’s “Baseball Chronicles” show was between 11 p.m. and midnight. Relief catcher Doug Mirabelli pulled the “Baseball Chronicles” short straw. His slot peddling Soxobilia on QVC was 2 to 3 a.m.