O.K. gang! It’s time to play Guess What’s Worse than Slavery! You know the rules: I’ll read a quote and you’ll have 60 seconds to guess what the speaker is talking about. This week’s prize is a life time-supply of Grifter Grits, the breakfast of quitters everywhere.

O.K., everybody ready? Here’s the quote:

“It’s just like the old South, and it’s long past time that we prohibited it.”

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Yes! What’s your guess?

No, it’s not an pack of teabaggers screaming racist epithets at black members of Congress!

[Tick Tock Tick – Bzzzz!]

Great, another contestant! What’s your guess?

Ooo, I’m sorry! It isn’t a gaggle of “Birthers” claiming that President Obama is really a citizen of Keny- [Bzzt!]

Horne made the comment today when Governor Jan Brewer signed a bill that prohibits classes that advocate ethnic solidarity, that are designed primarily for students of a particular race or that promote resentment toward a certain ethnic group. According to Horne, who has battled to get the bill passed for years, the program teaches Latino students that they’re oppressed by white people. What a crazy idea!

That’s all for now. Tune in next time for Guess What’s Worse than Slavery!