We go overseas for this week’s story, with The Sun speaking to sources who say Rob is totally over Kristen and doesn’t ever want to see her face again. Hopefully he got his handcuffs back before the split.

“[Kristen] flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight,” a very, very financially motivated reliable source told the paper.

So sad! What will Kristen do?

“Kristen’s upset but understand,” the source explains. “She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer. He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.”

We just hope these two kids can fix this soon so we can hear more totally false reports about their sex life.