Carole Middleton: the family are 'disappointed'

After visiting her new Royal grandson Carole Middleton made a statement to the press saying 'despite the hype our first grandson is an ugly little thing and the family is really disappointed. The Middleton side of the family have prided themselves on being attractive but the Windsors have just not delivered the goods this time. We are hoping it might change as it grows up but frankly we are not holding our breath.'