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Hey guys! So I was going through an old journal, and found the most interesting addition to it. I decided to share this with you word for glorious word!

Slim Jim Madness

I’m sitting on my bed high out of my fucking mind leme tell you. Laying In front of me I had a sprite, king size kit kat, a bag of ranch doritos, and a monster size original slim Jim. As I was deciding on what to eat first, I instinctively went to the slim Jim. Do not ask me “why not the chocolate?!” I don’t fucking know bitch! I was feeling the slim Jim! Anyways, off topic! So yeah, I slowly unwrapped the slim Jim, sort of like a movie scene started in my head. The slim Jim’s were ALIVE! Yeas ALIVE! But they weren’t Sold anywhere but the U.S. Everyone said they should sell in other countries, but the slim jims said “NO! FUCK YOU! USA! USA!” Then everyone got angrier (including Americans) then all out civil war irrupted! Thousands of humans and slim jims alike DEAD! Then one day, the great-great-great-great-great grandfathers grandson was king of the slim jims and said “WE WILL GO INTERNATIONAL!” And the world then ended all wars, and they all held hands by the fire singing Kumbya! Boom! World peace!

Alright guys! My solution to world peace…slim Jim civil war.

I haven’t written a weed related post In a while…it’s like amazing reminiscing on old times 🙂

Ughh so all stoners have these certain little things they hate when smoking. Kind of like OCD. Me personally, I am extremely clean. I always have to clean the bong, I make sure all my supplies are put in a specific order, and my cabinet is in a specific way. I know I’m gonna be a lifer, its just my personality, who I am, and I’m a okay with that. Soooo……I decided to share with you all of the stupid little annoying pet peeves I have encountered while smoking,.

A) The Joint/Blunt/Bong/Pipe/Ect. should ALWAYS be passed to the left. I absolutely hate it when people try to pass to the right!

B) Joints and Blunts are puff puff pass. Don’t be a little bitch, and don’t be a fucking hog.

C) When smoking from a bong, EMPTY THE CHAMBER. Seriously…I don’t want to smoke your toke.

D) People who say I smoke too much. I’m a Stoner. In case you didn’t know.

E) I enjoy being there when a friend takes their first toke. If I’m not there, then we can’t be friends anymore…

F) If I tell you not to smoke all of my weed, don’t smoke it….unless you can buy more…

G) People who are extremely greedy. If you buy weed for everyone to smoke, don’t get pissed when we roll and smoke all that shit. Trust me when I say…”I got you next time”

H) If you’re gonna smoke with me, go hard, or go home….There’s only a few people who can get away with this.

I) Lastly, DON’T KILL MY FUCKING HIGH! I like to chill, relax, eat, and sleep. If you happen to by chance kill that, we will never smoke together again.

Hey guys! I’m back!! Ill fill you in with all of the annoying details of me life later, to share with you some very important information…..my favorite strands of that great Ganja, that sweet aroma of the green bud, the beautiful strains of Marijuana c:

-Lemon Haze

THC: 18.74% with a CBD of 0.38%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Citrusy, lemon

Best for: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted

Neg: Dry Eyes, Dry Mouth

-Sour Diesel

THC: 18.55% with a CBD of 0.25%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Sour, Strong

Best For: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

-Blueberry Kush

THC: 15.04% with a CBD of 0.22%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Blueberry, Pepper

Best For: Insomnia, Nausea, Stress

Efffects: Creative, Happy, Sleepy

Neg: Dizzy, Dry Mouth

———–Strains I haven’t tried, but want to————

-Pineapple Express

THC: 15.68% With a CBD of 0.50%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Pineapple, Sweet

Best For: Depression, Fatiuge, Insomnia

Effects: Happy, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Headache, Parinoid

-Maui Waui

THC: 10.64% with a CBD of 0.91%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Depression, Fatigue, Insomnia

Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

-White Widow

THC: 15.67% with a CBD of 0.13%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Nausea, Depression, Pain

Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic

Neg: Dizzy, Paranoid

-Mr. Nice

THC: 14.38% with a CBD of 0.57%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Chestnut

Best For: Pain, Stress, Depression

Effects: Creative, Happy, Relaxed

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

-Jay c:

P.S. All pictures and information was taken from Leafly.com & BudGenius.com! So let me know what your favorite strains are and what strains you want to try in the near future!

So currently I decided to sit and watch a documentary about the facts of marijuana, so I decided to share those with you.

1. Marijuana has absolutely no known cases of death from just marijuana on its own.

2. In order to die from cannabis, you have to smoke 20,000 joints in 20 minutes, that’s 1,000 joints a minute, and 1 joint a second, which is physically impossible. You wouldn’t even technically die rom the marijuana, but you would suffocate and develop carbon monoxide poisoning.

3. Marijuana does NOT kill your brain cells, it actually stimulates brain cells enabling you to become smarter rather than dumber contrary to popular belief. This belief was established when researchers tested the effects of marijuana on monkeys. After a span of 3 months, researchers concluded that marijuana lead to death by killing your brain cells and causing your brain to shut down. Well since then, we have concluded that the research was unsustainable because the monkeys were not inhaling the marijuana like we do, like say with a joint, over a span of a year, but through gas masks for 5 minutes everyday for a span of 3 months causing the monkeys to slowly suffocate which caused the loss of brain cells.

4. Marijuana was farmed back in the 19th and early 20th century for textiles, medications, and 250,000 other products round the country under the name hemp.

5. Marijuana was made illegal because of the stereotype that African-Americans smoked cannabis and listened to “devil” music. It was deemed bad and made illegal in 1937 under the Marijuana Tax Act.

6. The estimated amount of people who smoked marijuana in the united states in the early 20th century was 60,000 people. Today, that number jumped to 38 million users nation wide admitting to marijuana usage.

7. Legalizing marijuana would generate tons of profit nation wide, but government would lose revenue in the pharmaceutical companies.

8. Marijuana has less death rates than Tobacco, which is the number one killer in the country, and alcohol, which follows close behind.

9. Marijuana is the most useful plant in the world.

10. Marijuana has no physically addctive chemicals, but it can have mental addictions.

-Jay c:

P.S. I hope this helped you with all your questions! The documentary I watched was inspiring and full of knowledge. Its found on Netflix and is called: The Union: Business Behind Getting High.