Amazing truth about intellectual superiority

Because I am one of all the people who are intellectually superior to everyone else, I wish to make the case for my own superiority.

Long ago in high school, I learned that there were some so superior to all of us that when they said anything, we all listened and followed because it was so apparent that they were chosen to lead the more common and numerous variety of ordinary people. Behind their backs, we used to whisper derisively, "They believe their waste don't stink."

I have lived a long and happy life and I have found that the reasoning mind serves the imagination that can make reasonable anything I choose to make true and reasonable to less gifted people.

The upshot of all this is now that I have become a recognized intellectual I can reveal that, trust me in this, since becoming an intellectual, the truth is that I have never detected the slightest odor in my own elimination process.