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Pigs actually don’t stink…they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sun screen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.

Pigs actually don’t stink… they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sunscreen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.
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Yes, pigs may be clean, but they do stink, unintentionally. If sunscreen was available in the wild, they would probably use that :3

I, however, think ham and bacon do smell good, but I will only eat crispy parts of bacon and no ham or chewy parts of bacon.