I’m currently involved in a docudrama featuring Mr. Robert Pogson who is a huge Linux supporter. Anyways, the show involves Mr. Pogson trying out various Linux distros while his wife – in the background – takes on the likes of such celebrity cocks such as Mandingo, Jack Napier, and Shane Diesel. We may be able to deliver quality programming for your network.

Most of the rest of it looks usable and intuitive but without a game plan, this will go nowhere. For example, who will manufacture devices for this OS? Who will provide the content programming (e.g. Netflix)? With programming, there will be a HUGE amount of work to tie in with various streaming APIs.

Without a hardware manufacturer and a content programmer, all Canonical has is another UI on top of the Linux platform. Anyone can come up with a mockup.

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