45 Drinking Slogans For Your Koozie

We put together this list of our 45 favorite drinking phrases that will be a hit at your next event. These witty and funny phrases will have all your friends or guests laughing with each sip! Custom koozies make great giveaways at your next tailgate or barbeque, everyone will appreciate their cold drink along with a good laugh!

I Went to [Bride’s First Name] and [Groom’s First Name] on [Date] And All I Got Was This Damn Koozie!

Celebrate a Serious Love Of Beer

The wedding is here, time for beer

College Students

Drinks well with others

Kiss my glass

I swear to drunk, I’m not God

Shut up and drink

Sip happens

Beer: Helping homely people get laid since 2050 BC

This girls needs a beer

Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

less thinking more drinking

DEA: Drunk every afternoon

Here’s to what I won’t remember

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

I’m gonna drink you pretty

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time

Have your own design or love one of the listed phrases? Check out Blue Soda Promo for your next koozie order and we will custom imprint the phrase right onto any koozie of your choice. Koozies are great for your next guys night, college party, wedding or wherever the cold drinks are being served.

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