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Kanye West has accused Walmart of "disrespecting shelf stacking" by handing Dave Goddard of Fort Lauderdale an employee of the month award instead of Beyonce, after interrupting the awards ceremony, held in the break room of the superstore located so...

While the character in The Nightcrawler, portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal, sets out to create his own news stories, NBC's Brian Williams, though confessing to a history of embellishing his off camera activities, has no similarity to the Gyllenhaal fellow...

Hollywood, CA - Being snubbed by Hollywood for American Sniper was "to be expected," said center-right director Clint Eastwood, "but I expected the minds of the Rodger voters would be more open to a patriotic theme."
Last night's Rodger's, the Po...

Los Angeles - A bunch of crazy asteroids is wreaking havoc with Material Girl's birth chart according to her astrologer.
Last week a tricky brush-past of her 12th House of Natal Tragedies by mini-planetoid Melopomene was detected by Bunty Aurora,...

New York - Barack Obama has been outed as Kanye West's birth father in a DNA test published today.
Findings from New York's Seedy Sign Eye Mammorial Hospital's paternity division reveal Kanye's actual father is the President.
And the rapper's...

Los Angeles - Decades of suspected hush-hush Hollywood string-pulling have been exposed in a new book exploring Victoria Principal's awesome acting talents.
Including studio machinations that secured her the plum role of Pammy.
Biographer Arlen...

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program.
In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget.
Myron...

In a rare blending of prime time reality television and traditional samurai philosophy, ABC announced this season of "The Bachelor" will have a special surprise at the end of each episode.
While the show's traditional send off to ladies not chose...