Bit'O'Gristle:Sighs...ah youth. Many a time i went out with friends to a bar, and ended up balls deep in some gigantic fatty, stirring her innards with my meaty baton of love. Not bad, kinda like sticking it in a rubber boot filled with warm mayo.

Bit'O'Gristle:Sighs...ah youth. Many a time i went out with friends to a bar, and ended up balls deep in some gigantic fatty, stirring her innards with my meaty baton of love. Not bad, kinda like sticking it in a rubber boot filled with warm mayo.

WTFDYW:Bit'O'Gristle: Sighs...ah youth. Many a time i went out with friends to a bar, and ended up balls deep in some gigantic fatty, stirring her innards with my meaty baton of love. Not bad, kinda like sticking it in a rubber boot filled with warm mayo.

The convention floor was silent as the delegates waited for the announcement. Who would win the GOP nomination and carry the standard of freedom? Who would be charged with winning the country back from Kenyan Marxist Islamofascists?

The campaign had been long, hard, and sweaty. In the end, only two contenders remained. Sarah Palin, riding the popularity of her new memoir, "Lots of Dogs", and Michele Bachmann, whose crazy-eyed stare had so famously silenced all competitors at the Republican debates. Both women waited breathlessly, their lips parted ever so slightly as they nervously unbuttoned and rebuttoned their blouses. Which of them would come out on top?

After what felt like an eternity, a figure emerged. The decrepit, flabby Grand Marshal shuffled across the stage, his liver spots and flapping jowls shining in the hot floodlights of the stage. Picking the person who would make the announcement based on his resemblance to Strom Thurmond seemed like a good idea at the time, but the delegates soon regretted their decision as the Marshal paused once again to adjust his Depends.

Finally, the old man reached the microphone. Palin fanned herself with a copy of The Fountainhead, while Bachmann loosened her hair, her brow shining with sweat. The announcement was here.

The two women gasped, their chests heaving and knees buckling at the surprise announcement. The old man continued.

"As you all know, we have not had a tie in the nomination since Rutherford B. Hayes and Roscoe Conkling in 1876. In keeping with our historical values, we will settle the nomination exactly as they did."

The delegates, unflappable in their ignorance of history, waited with bated breath to hear how the deadlock would be resolved.

"As the nomination was decided in 1876, so shall it be decided today," the Grand Marshall intoned gravely. "In accordance with party bylaws, Governor Palin and Representative Bachmann will decide the outcome with a bikini tickle fight."

Palin and Bachmann turned on each other immediately, advancing warily, removing coats, skirts, nylons, and all other superfluous items to their dreams of conquest. As their campaign staff helped strip them down to thongs and barely concealing tops and oiled them up in preparation, Palin and Bachmann regarded each other. Though each knew the stakes, the dreams that would be fulfilled or crushed that day, both couldn't help but feel a certain pride at knowing the part they would play in writing history that day.

As the ceremonial tub of jello was brought out onto the convention floor, the two women locked in a close embrace before the proceedings began. It was time to heal America.

Delay:Mentat: Rand let out a gasp as a six inch stiletto heel planted itself firmly in his privately-owned baby factory. "There's no more time for tea at this party, only S-" Rand Paul's vision went white as the rising crop smacked against his face, "-and M."

Brilliant. All your posts are favorited already, but this post was insane. What drugs were taken?

What is the most admirable creature on God's green earth?Why it's the bee!Have you ever seen a bee on vacation?Have you ever seen a bee take a sick day?Well my friends the answer is no!So I say "Be the bee! BE the bee!"

CSBOn my second visit to this thread, I am reminded of the first anime I ever watched. No idea what the plot was, but at some point causing a fairy, or perhaps pixie, to have an orgasm was important. This was accomplished by using a thin mushroom to mastrbate her into a frenzy, during which time she screamed, "Bee! Bee! Bee!" piercingly loud.This was my impression of anime for many years, causing me to avoid it like the plague, which is a damn shame.

/ willing to bet someonehere instantly could instantly name whatever the hell it was I watched.

Old Man Winter:CSBOn my second visit to this thread, I am reminded of the first anime I ever watched. No idea what the plot was, but at some point causing a fairy, or perhaps pixie, to have an orgasm was important. This was accomplished by using a thin mushroom to mastrbate her into a frenzy, during which time she screamed, "Bee! Bee! Bee!" piercingly loud.This was my impression of anime for many years, causing me to avoid it like the plague, which is a damn shame.

/ willing to bet someonehere instantly could instantly name whatever the hell it was I watched.

Well, I still don't know what you watched, but I googled it using the search terms "anime fairy mushroom orgasm." Found the clip you're talking about. Probably. It's hentai. All further Googling has led to toon porn. So no more of that.

Wow. I think my first anime was technically Noozles. Yours had to be porn.

Canton:Old Man Winter: CSBOn my second visit to this thread, I am reminded of the first anime I ever watched. No idea what the plot was, but at some point causing a fairy, or perhaps pixie, to have an orgasm was important. This was accomplished by using a thin mushroom to mastrbate her into a frenzy, during which time she screamed, "Bee! Bee! Bee!" piercingly loud.This was my impression of anime for many years, causing me to avoid it like the plague, which is a damn shame.

/ willing to bet someonehere instantly could instantly name whatever the hell it was I watched.

Well, I still don't know what you watched, but I googled it using the search terms "anime fairy mushroom orgasm." Found the clip you're talking about. Probably. It's hentai. All further Googling has led to toon porn. So no more of that.

Wow. I think my first anime was technically Noozles. Yours had to be porn.

Old Man Winter:CSBOn my second visit to this thread, I am reminded of the first anime I ever watched. No idea what the plot was, but at some point causing a fairy, or perhaps pixie, to have an orgasm was important. This was accomplished by using a thin mushroom to mastrbate her into a frenzy, during which time she screamed, "Bee! Bee! Bee!" piercingly loud.This was my impression of anime for many years, causing me to avoid it like the plague, which is a damn shame.

/ willing to bet someonehere instantly could instantly name whatever the hell it was I watched.