That's cool, I met a new girl too
Have you? Yeah
One of those girls you met on the net?
No, we really met

Well, that's great news, what's she like? What does she do?
All I know dawg, is that she's careless with her dog
I'm not sure what she does 'cept she makes me want her
She makes me wanna get on top of her

Oh, that sounds great, man, that sounds great hey, wait
What? Maybe I'm crazy but when did you meet this lady?
Just then, when? Then
Right then? Right then, where? Here

Over there? Over there
Over there, there?
Over there, there, there
Just now? Just now
How'd you meet your lady?

I was going for a jog and she'd lost a dog
I was running in the area and she'd lost a terrier
Was this about 20 seconds ago?
No, 'bout 23 seconds ago

Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
Yeah, like strawberry wild? Yeah, yeah
Blueberry track suit pants? White chocolate skin
And socks? That sounds like her

Hang on a minute, stop the track
Eugene, stop the track
Do you mean the girl who came up to us
When we were running in the park just now
And she was looking for her epileptic dog?
Yeah, that's the girl

Was her name Brahbrah?
No, I think it was Barbara
Her name was Brahbrah
It's was Barbara, there's no such name as Brahbrah

Bret, she was looking at me, no, she was looking at me
Bret, she was looking at me, she had her eye on my knee
Dawg, I'm sorry she had her eye on my guns
Oh you loco, she was checking out my buns

No bro, she had an eye on me, she had an eye on me
Well, how could she have a eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talking about a girl with a lazy eye?
I think she might had a slightly lazy eye

We're both in love with a sexy lady with a eye that's lazy
The girl goes fly with the wonky eye
She's smokin' with the another's broken, I think is hot
The way she looks left a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're both in love with a sexy lady with a eye that's lazy