I’ve twice tried to post a transcript of the scene from Seinfeld where George argues with the parking lot attendant who is running a prostitution ring out of the Jiffy Park, but I can’t get it through. I’m trying, man!

]]>By: ilaughatitallhttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015612
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:46:02 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015612I just want to say that I am disappointed in the PFT commentors here. I enjoy reading the comments section (who could forget the post on Ed Reed’s brother), but the attempts on this article are weak. Bring the comedy back please.
]]>By: 1historianhttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015536
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:06:14 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015536“Elvis has left the building.”
]]>By: cup1981http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015512
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:36:50 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015512Accusations + Dropped Charges > Accusations + No Charges. By that calculation, Dumerville should be suspended for all of next year…
]]>By: hankthekinghttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015499
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 05:18:38 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015499Parking Attendant: Hey, arent you Elvis Dumervil, the guy who just signed a 65 million dollar deal?

ED: Yup

Attendant: I’m gonna need to see some credentials.

]]>By: frankvzappahttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015432
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:53:15 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015432nothing is worse than a loser on a power trip trying to use the only thing in their lives they control to be a douche to others
]]>By: broncos44http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015402
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:15:02 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015402Raiders Suck
]]>By: snaponruleshttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015398
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:09:57 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015398Trial April 5
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Charges dropped March 31
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The check cleared March 30
]]>By: Debhttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015392
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:01:02 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015392I could care less about Elvis Dumervil, but Steinberg is right: He shouldn’t have been charged in the first place. Ridiculous waste of time and money. Case should have been dropped long before this, and the attendant should have been fired … but instead he probably got a nice, big check :roll:
]]>By: sterlingrodgershttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/31/charges-dismissed-against-elvis-dumervil/#comment-1015384
Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:52:26 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=120737#comment-1015384“said Harvey Steinberg, who has represented virtually every member of the organization who ever has gotten into trouble, including Dumervil.”