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Aliases: I love nicknames. I love them with an ungodly fervency. Therefore, if you end up talking to me, I was you to be the one to name me. Because that makes things so much more fun. ;D

Hobbies: Along with wasting my pathetic life away on Fanfiction.net, I enjoy drawing, tinkering with my computer, playing video games (read: only Pokemon), collecting photos of various anime characters, generally being a nuisance, and going on random internet tirades which mostly consist of researching on thing for hours because of an off-topic comment on a message board. I don't have what one would call a life, and I'm totally okay with that. Living in my own head's pretty cool.

About me: I'm short, and I love animal hats. I think bears are cool, and if I could hug one and not die, that would totally even cooler. I'm a crazy slash fangirl and I daydream a lot. I don't like silences, so I usually can't stop talking. My most played song is MSTRKRFT's Heartbreaker. I was deadmau5 for Halloween three years straight. I'm on Omegle a lot. I would eat a spider if I could have five minutes alone with Sherlock Holmes. I've been on FFN forever and a day, or at least it feels that way.

Location: I'm a Texan, which is unfortunate because Texas, ugh.

Age: I'm finally old enough to have an account on this site--I'm fourteen, yay, yes, awesome, cool, great, wonderful.

Fandoms: I love anime, but I'm not hardcore about it. Stuff like Death Note, Code Geass, Durarara!!, or Kuroshitsuji are my thing because omigod, yes, it's all so lovely and animated. I also love the stuff with real people in it, however daunting it may seem. Supernatural was what got me into, well, this, but BBC's Sherlock really was the hook. I love House MD because it was based off of Sherlock (don't believe me? look it up), and CRIMINAL MINDS YES OH GOD A THOUSAND TIMES YES. Because Spencer Reid is wonderful on so many levels. I'm obsessed, which is crazy because he's not real, but you know who is real? Matthew Gray Gubler, the actor behind the genius, who just happens to be the polar opposite of Spencer Reid in real life. Oddly enough, I'm okay with that. Want to get me to talk? Just mention his name and I can go on for hours, flooding you with so much unnecessary information it'll cause you to just explode. Because MGG is that good.

Just as a note, I ship anything and everything with anybody and everyone, and I can warm up to any character no matter how annoying, assuming it's written properly. For instance, remember Dudley Dursley from Harry Potter? The annoying pig that ate Harry's cake behind his back? Yeah, that one. After reading A Hero by Celebony, I can't say that I look at him the same way anymore.

Izaya has a secret: he suffers from Asperger's syndrome, a type of mild autism. It poses many challenges to his love for humanity but he is thrilled to overcome them. Until Kadota begins to realize that something is off and sets out to investigate.

Continuation of 'What Lies Behind the Mirror'. Some Nations are seeing strange versions of themselves in the mirrors. And someone decided that it's a good opportunity to start a game. But not everything is as it seems.

(Rewrite of Pokemon Gray!) White understands Pokemon, but an incident left her with a crippling fear of them. Now she's on a journey with her brother Black to overcome it. But how can she while clashing with Team Plasma and the odd N?

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.

Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time. Chaos ensues.

AU - Shizuo has his hands full with the seven children he looks after at KinderCare Daycare; even more so with an unexpected guest and the flirty little assistant who always insists on grabbing his behind. Rating may go up.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is working as an intern at a hospital. One day he stumbles upon what looks like a nearly forgotten patient. A poor comatose Canadian who has no loved ones and seemingly no hope for recovery. Gilbert decided to stay and chat. It becomes a repeated thing.

Brittany Mathers is the self-proclaimed number one Walking Dead Fan. She owns every comic, DVD, and game. She religiously tunes into every new episode on AMC. But she could never imagine what it would really be like to live in the world of the walking dead... until now. Eventual Daryl/OC...Slow Burn!

Shinra sighs. It's not a good thing when he does and also runs a hand (his fingers are trembling) through his hair. He looks worn out like someone kicked his puppy and set it on fire. Maybe not quite that. But the similarities are striking. Trigger warning.

The same old Sam/Dean love story, with a darkfic twist. Sam grows up in a concentration camp for monsters, and Dean is raised as an only child and a hunter. Together, they make each other human. / Written in collaboration with brosedshield on LJ; much thanks to whereupon, our beta.

In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!

Shingen's experiments tend to cause a bit of an uproar from time to time. Never like this though. Then again, the very idea of two Izayas is enough to throw Ikebukuro into chaos. Hachimenroppi!Izaya. Shizaya (Side Pairing: Shizuo x Roppi / Roppi x Izaya). Contains Yaoi scenes as of Chapter 17.

Shizuo hasn't had a good drink in years; he decides it's high time to do so - and maybe troll Izaya to hell and back while doing it. In which Shizuo pretends to be 'Kanra-chan's boyfriend' while a crossdressing Izaya is in the middle of a job. For the DRRR Kinkmeme.

When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse then any unsub they've come across with, badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.

Purpose: the reason for which something is created. In the shadow of tremendous loss, Reid tries to find the purpose to his life….with a little help (?) from his friends. Voted Best JJ/Reid in the 2014 Profilers Choice Awards.

Daryl Dixon: hunter, tracker, legal guardian? - When Merle is incarcerated for the duration of summer, Daryl is tasked with caring for eleven year old Lily, his recently-discovered niece. With help from kindly neighbor Carol and her daughter Sophia, Daryl and Lily learn how to function as a family. Daddy!Daryl. This will be a Caryl fic, AU, no walkers. Rated 'T' to be safe.

A group of scientists who have had a little to drink get the not–so–brilliant idea of attempting to create 'Pokémorphs' as described in so many book series, but when they succeed and the news gets out, they are forced to raise the morphs themselves.

Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.

Izaya convinces Namie to attend couples therapy with him. Hilarity follows as the therapist struggles to understand the trippy dynamic between the two. Stalker Izaya with an inflated ego and standoffish Namie with plenty of crack.

An at first silly, theoretical experiment by Rei goes wrong, and all of a sudden, Haru turns into a sleek, black cat. Who gets lost. Rin finds this strange cat who loves swimming in water, and intrigued, he takes Haru home. In turn, Haru slowly starts to realize that Rin too has secrets, attachments, thoughts, and feelings he doesn't want to share with anyone. RinHaru. Sharkbait.

After a World Meeting of both male and female representations of each country, Feli finds himself drawn to Monika. When others notice the potential relationship, they begin voicing their opinions, leaving him little room to sort out his feelings for himself. Ultimately, he will have to decide what he believes is best for the two of them, and not according to what anyone else says.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)

Feliciano has always wanted to see the world beyond his yard. Ludwig has never wanted more than what he has. And the strange cat next door who never comes outisde doesn't say much about anything. But when tragedy and hardship throw these felines into an unforgiving world, they will have to reley on themselves and eachother to survive, and find a new place to call home.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

The world obviously has something against Naomi; she is manipulated into hunting for the world's worst criminal Kira with the cupcake-addicted, creepy world's best detective L and his psychopath doppelgänger Beyond Birthday, the author of her story seems to hate her, and even innocuous pink cupcakes are potentially dangerous. But how does she solve the case?

Rudy. Rudy Cooper. She loves him and he loves her too.But from somewhere between frenzied but meaningful sex and air guitar lessons and making casts and fucking proposals she reach to the trunk of her car. She is bound and she is dead. And then she is not. Her brother is here. Rated T. Dex/Deb

When a girl confesses her feelings for Shizuo, he's forced to come to terms with what he wants, and what he needs. What is he supposed to do when what he wants and what he needs both happen to be Izaya Orihara? Highschool AU. NC-17.

Crafty. Curt. Dangerous. Genius. Ellie Jacobson is all of these things and more. Whether it's stealing all of Izaya Orihara's business, messing with kids in the Dollars' chatroom, or causing general trouble around the Ikebukuro area, she has her hands full. But for some reason, she leaves Shizuo Heiwajima alone. Why? Because he has done nothing wrong. Shizuo x OC. Slight Izaya x OC

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

Light is a politician. What could go wrong? It's very long (really 3 parts in one). Mention/content warnings: M/MA, alcohol, drugs, emotional/physical abuse, the list goes on. Every bad thing in the world is in it in a satirical way or to make a point of it, it's hugely offensive, and the rest is about men in suits.

You think your mother's extreme couponing is crazy? Think again! The countries have absurd (and hilarious) money making schemes when they're short on cash. They'll even go to extreme measures to do it. The golden rule of this story: If possible, don't spend money to make money. Ch 32-34: It's up to mall cops Romano and Germany to stop country shoplifters in a mall.

AU In which Uta, a lonely ghoul living in the midst of an endless forest, finds himself at a loss when a young boy, seemingly abandoned, stumbles to his doorstep. Somehow, the ghoul and the lost child become a family, against all odds.

"As they walked to the bullpen, the pair began to draw stares from the other agents. Derek had told them he was bringing his adopted brother to visit for the week. He had told him his brother had special needs, but not much else, because truth be told Spencer could be almost normal one second and out of his mind the next."

Where Shingen is caught red-handed with a body in his suitcase, Roppi and Tsuki wander Ikebukuro unsupervised, and it takes Shizuo a little too long to realize he's not looking at a mirror. This story is a series of side stories, removed scenes, or "bloopers" I wrote à la writer's block based off of the motherfic 'Being Human'.

Multi-verse travel, a creation by no other than 2P!America, 2P!England's source of pure hatred and unrequited love doomed for demise, two poles he would go to either end of the world for – or another world entirely, where he holds no deceptive smile and America is no longer seeking his end. A plot for kidnap, deceit and control – will it end in tears, blood, or a love never sought?

When a disgraced soldier strikes an unlikely friendship with a thief, he realizes that there's something strange about his acquaintance. However, as Gilbert begins unraveling the mystery locked within Lovino's lost memories, he uncovers a sinister plot to put an end to the world as they know it...and Lovino is the key. Steampunk AU (Steamtalia), Prumano.

House finds Chase in a dangerous situation. It'll take a whole lot to save him from that. Spoilers loose ones for "Help Me". Please R/R. I deleted this story by mistake and along with it all of my lovely reviews. I'm sorry, if you are still reading.

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

Iceland is cursed by an elven queen and now turns into his evil other self every full moon. But things are not that simple and soon it's a race against time that could affect Iceland's life forever - and trigger the end of the world. Dark!Iceland, Human!Puffin, Nordic Eight (!) and an unorthodox portrayal of normal-Iceland from the eyes of an actual Icelander. More info inside.

Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.

A bitter man, twice rejected from the BAU decides it's time to get his revenge. The team goes into hiding, but even that is no match for this unsub. When they are abducted and put through tests that will push them to their limits, the only way for them to stand a chance is to band together and try to desperately to do the one thing that they had always taken for granted: Survive.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

Alfred finds himself in an awkward situation. After fighting and making up with his fiancé, he somehow wakes up in a life that is not his own. Many obstacles and events leave him confused and scared. Soon he figures out that things really do happen for a reason. AU/yaoi/Romerica/USUK/Spamano

Leonard asks Penny to take care of Sheldon for the summer while he's gone, and after spending so much time together, Sheldon and Penny's friendship is tested, questioned, and strengthened. But something surprising is happening and they can't ignore it forever.

Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.

One sleepy Haru plus one devilish Rin minus anyone watching equals a Simply Touching story! Haru X Rin - Where Rin learns about keeping his hands to himself, and Haru learns that there's more to life than water. Maybe...

England has been having strange and terrifying dreams lately, dreams that vanish like smoke with the dawn. What he doesn't realize are these nightmares are far more then they seem. These dreams not only threaten him but the other countries as well. Will the nations realize the threat before it's too late?

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

A Muggle stops into a bar for a drink. He soon finds out it was the WRONG bar to walk into. Now the Aurors are after him (whatever THOSE are) and Draco Malfoy has an extremely comfortable couch. But he really wants to know- Why on earth can't HE have a wand? It's just not fair.

[College/University AU] They're screwing around and both aren't sorry, Leonardo too stubborn to accept this thing between them, because they're not a couple, definitely not. It's just sex and golden boys like Riario are as disposable as the cigarettes he burns through daily. Leonardo can't be dependent on this, on someone, on him.

After Mary dies, John is left with the boys. Unable to care for them, he abandons them at a hospital in Chicago and goes off to Hunt alone. Death watches the Winchester brothers through the milestones and counts the souls that could have been saved. COMPLETE. Please review :) All comments are welcome.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.

Feliciano was always one to fall in love with the wrong people. After dating so many, he finally gave up and decided to take a break. Then one day someone comes into his life unexpectedly who is charming, sweet, and handsome. Only there's just one problem… N. Italy/Spain Romano/Spain Yaoi warning.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

Reid is offered to go undercover in a maximum security prison to gain insight to a human trafficking ring. Joined only by Morgan, his life spins into the typical routine of any other convict. Warnings: RxM Slash, violence, and feels.

"48 Hours Mystery" has decided to devote an episode to the Hankel case. Under FBI orders to participate, how will Spencer Reid and the team cope with reliving the harrowing ordeal in Georgia for millions of TV viewers? Winner, Best Characterization of Spencer Reid, Profilers Choice Awards 2014. Familiarity with "Revelations" (Episode 2.15) advised.

Pre-Series. Dean is breaking apart inside, drowning in depression. Something evil decides to take advantage of his struggle to push him closer to the edge for their own purposes. It will take the two other Winchesters to pull him back, but will they notice in time? Dean 18/Sam 14.

Reid is kidnapped by an unsub and changed. Now, even though the team is literally touching him, it's up to Reid to help himself and catch the unsub. NO SLASH OR ROMANCE! *Now COMPLETE yeah man!* Sequel now up.

Matt was perfectly fine living in Mello's shadow, comfortably ensconced in third place, but L just had to shove his ugly letter where it wasn't wanted and undertake the impossible task of getting Matt to give a damn.

These are going to be a collection of one shot's which will look at secrets that Shawn and the gang might be hiding. Some will contain slash and other adult themes. Each chapter will have its own warning and Story Notes. So please read these just in case the chapter has something you don't like to read in it.

"Who'd have guessed that the NFL's most recent MVP would become a dancing queen? No one, I'll tell you that. I don't understand it. He works so hard in a respectable sport to… what, frolic around like a fairy with that flowery excuse of a man that he's probably having an affair with? I mean, it's a mess. It's a trashy mess," said the reporter. This is the story of that trashy mess.

So you know Silence of the Lambs, right? This is not a crossover but a similar story with the CM characters. Reid is sent to interview serial killer Aaron Hotchner in prison because he will not be interviewed by anyone else. They form a bond and eventually he will escape. Warnings: Slight AU, Hotch as UnSub, dark, might be slash later on.

WIP SLASH AU set in fourth year. The Boy Who Lived finds out he's not quite himself anymore and Draco Malfoy suddenly finds he has rather large shoes to fill…a body switch tale where an unlikely pair themselves abruptly thrown into each other's company with unexpected results

Wilson is away on a holiday, and Chase gets chosen to fill in the oncologist's role of House best friend. Is he up for it? Set during the first seasons, could be pre-slash. Next chapters will be longer.

The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance

This is what Suzaku wakes up to: a white ceiling, a dead princess, and no memories whatsoever. At rock bottom, he's trying to piece his life back together. And then there is this Lelouch guy who claims to be his boyfriend.

Hetalia is filled with truck-loads of adorkable, silly characters who represent o0ur countries in the real world. However, since Himaruya gave quite a few of them human names, was there some meaning behind that? What are these characters REALLY like?

A Halloween story. The team is called to Danvers Mass, the modern day village of Salem. Young women are missing and dying horrible deaths, but no one seems to know how or why. Is it a vicious killer with an affinity for fire, or the work of a supernatural foe? Takes place after season eight. Told with particular emphasis on the POV of Reid no pairings no romance

Self-help in the post-apocalypse. Alternatively, "Everyone is Damaged: How to Persuade People Not to Shoot You In The Head." Eventually Daryl/Glenn, with side helpings of fluff, angst, gore and squirrels.

For the better part of his life Alfred has had the knowledge that his big brother was watching over him and his twin Matthew. But when tragedy strikes, Alfred is left to question how good he really knew his big brother. Brotherly USUK Hints of FRUK

He always seemed indestructible, invincible. A monster with an inexplicable strength... Not one human sent after him managed to take him down for good. Nature had other plans... What kind of surprise was that?

Keolah, the high elf mage, apparently took a wrong turn in Cyrodiil and wandered into Skyrim somehow. She doesn't think she did anything deserving of execution. Maybe she accidentally ate somebody's sweetroll?

America's economy is suffering, but the new President may be able to fix it. It certainly seems so at first, but as time goes on, the new President starts picking wars across the globe, causing tensions to strain among new enemies and old friends. Can America cope with enemies left and right? Or will his power crazed President run him into the ground? T (Being Rewritten) 3/18

England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.

Glenn and Daryl are captured during a scouting trip and things quickly go from bad to horrific. For the kinkmeme prompt "Glenn gets raped and Daryl picks up the pieces, hurt/comfort" Warnings: *NON-CON*

Lassiter has had a reoccurring "nightmare" about a homoerotic scene since he was in his twenties. Twenty years later, he's experienced temporary relief but for some reason the dream arises without any trigger. Things worsen as Shawn shows an increasing curiosity in the detective and a desire to "bond".

Beauty and the Beast: A Tale of a Trouble-Making Beauty and a Beast in need of Anger Management. Considered a danger to the city, the government recruits Celty to help stop Shizuo. In a magic spell gone wrong, Shizuo now has five years to find true love.

They are like two halves of a whole, separate entities that slot together, brain synapses firing through the air, passing through skin and glances, half formed thoughts and smiles until Mycroft knows Sherlock better than he knows himself, knows him inside out, every gesture, every movement, can read him like a book, his own story slotting into the corresponding pages.

Penelope can't sleep. She's bored. It's late at night. She needs something to amuse herself. But when she decides to browse through the bowels of the internet, she finds something that completely horrifies her. WARNING: OC, dub-con and explicit sexual content.

Daryl/Glenn, AU in which Daryl and Glenn were together before the ZA.After Atlanta fell, they each assumed the other died and ended up with different survivor groups. The two groups are about to run across each other.

No one else needed to know all the ways Shizuo could break. When Shizuo fell apart, he needed to know Izaya was the only reason for it. And a broken, afraid Shizuo was of no use to him whatsoever. Kinkmeme fill. Shizaya/Izuo.

Dean has a confession to make. Boys are 11 and 15 respectively in the beginning.*DISCLAIMER there is NO I repeat NO sex between them at this age. It's purely for backstory. Rated M for eventual slash, underage sex, and various other adult themes. Enjoy!

I'm not jealous. She's my little sister. How can I be jealous of the fact that she has a boyfriend? It's just that...she's my baby sister, and I can't stand the thought of having to share her with any other boy. I don't want her to get hurt. Because she's my sister. Jealous? No, I don't know what you're talking about. Of course I'm not jealous. MikuoXMiku, incest alert.

Reid, like all of the Hunter Moon Killer's previous victims, had been brutalized. Unlike the HMK's other victims, he had also survived. Or so Morgan hopes. / MORGAN-REID friendship piece/ Graphic content in parts. T/M/ ON HOLD indefinitely. This one may not be updated for awhile. Please don't read if stories - without a promise of a frequent update - irk you :)

Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire, can't work out why brutal, bloody Cato seems to hate her more than the other tributes. Is it because she recieved a higher training score than him? Or is it something else?

A collection of one-shots and short-stories, some AU, some not, mostly centered around Ciel and Sebastian and how they interact. Angels and demons, childishness, love and hate, truth and lies and everything in between... it's all here. Enjoy.

Disappearances in Alaska during the thick of their winter darkness draws the BAU to investigate. When they become the next victims of a severely psychotic cannibal, it'll come down to teamwork and quick wit to work out the puzzle and release them from a frozen hellhole. graphic. (Being re-written!)

Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts, but this time Voldemort is back in full. While England simply wants to escape his life as a nation as much as possible, and to help protect the Boy Who Lived. Fail summary is fail. Rated T just in case.

Dexter has always felt like Pinocchio. A little wooden toy wanting to be a real boy. But he never could. He has these moments when he wins and everything is golden and glorious. But then it crashes and he's left to pick up the pieces on his own. He is strangled in the strings of fate. It's all Pinocchio dreams. But maybe he just hasn't realised that it has already come true.

AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.

All hell breaks loose stateside when an ambitious demon takes one Alfred F. Jones as a host. To save him, the nations must join forces with the Winchester brothers, who don't quite realize just how high the stakes are in this hunt.

Harry and Beyond become fast friends. Beyond doesn't want to share Harry and he will destroy anyone who tries to comes in between their bond, just like a fly Harry is trapped in the spider's web, will he ever get out? Better Summary inside. For BOM/Catzi!

After he realized the BAU wouldn't find him, Reid decided to do his best to survive and make the most of it. After all, the unsub was right-there was a little girl that needed taking care of, and he could either live and do it for her, or die and leave her alone again. Unfortunately for the unsub, Spencer Reid's love is a lot more powerful than he ever gave it credit for.

Like always, it is the split-second decisions we make under pressure that have the greatest of consequences. Given a choice between seeing his beloved sister die and saving her at cost of himself, Lelouch vi Britannia made the obvious decision.

20 years ago angels fell to Earth. Most are bonded to human companions, but some are sold as slaves. Lonely, down-and-out Dean wins a blind, broken angel named Castiel in a poker game. Will they learn to trust one another and is falling in love a possibility between two broken people?

INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.

When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?

(Pokemon Special / Adventures) If you can't enjoy the world, then what was the point in helping to save it? Wally struggles with the limitations placed on him by his medical condition as the solutions to his problems put him at odds with his friends in the past and present.

Suzaku has a single, desperate wish: to be loved. When he receives a geass from a mysterious immortal named R2, he believes he's found the answer to his prayers. However, Suzaku's geass has its own set of problems... Semi-AU, Suzalulu/Luluzaku.

Reid's secretly struggling with the horrors of the job. But he isn't going to tell you or Hotch or Morgan or JJ or anyone okay? He can handle this himself. He's a grown adult for goodness sake. But the darkness keeps growing stronger...

When Gilbert starts an internship at a mental institution he gets pulled into the story of Matthew Williams, the guy with DID. More commonly know as multiple personality disorder or the guy with way more people than he can handle.

After a mishap with a female time-traveller, Light Yagami finds himself in the world of Code Geass. Lelouch and Light clash as Zero and Kira battle for dominance and secrecy, yet only time will tell who comes out on top. Rating may go up in the future.

Daryl helps a girl find her voice again after a traumatic experience in a way that only he can. Warning that this is a sick story and rather twisted. Rate M for intense violence, sexual situations and general Daryl like language. Daryl/ OC. Expanded from Oneshot "The Silence".

Years after Ciel Phantomhives death a boy appears in a modern setting, and he knows more than he should.. due to these occasional pesky nightmares.He believes them to be memories. His name is Ciel. Seb/Ciel spoilers for some Kuroshitsuji anime UPDATED

He turned around, never letting go of the human he was carrying like a not particularly heavy grocery bag, and walked away like a predator that had caught its prey and was going to devour it in peace. - Shizaya

Sherlock is in a deep coma. John's counsellor suggests that he takes up volunteering and he visits regularly. He speaks to him, knowing it's only for his benefit, but has no idea that Sherlock can hear him- and that it's keeping him sane. Meme fill. AU.

America and Canada make a teenie, tiny little bet...Come on, what could go wrong? No romance, charming crack fiction qualities. Please enjoy! T for language. UPDATE: I am still writing and I will finish. Thank you for your patience.

AU! When Reid quits the BAU shortly after Elle resigns, Hotch struggles to keep his marriage and new team together. The only things that get Hotch through the day are letters from Reid as the former agent travels the US. With two cold cases haunting the team and the murder of Gideon's longtime friend, Hotch reaches his breaking point and contacts Reid. PLEASE READ WARNINGS

Takes place in season 1 - Daryl, Glenn, Rick, and T-Dog return from Atlanta and their search for Merle to find the camp is being over-run with walkers. The group cannot fight them all off and end up fleeing the camp site to save their own lives. Glenn and Daryl are separated from the group and must try to find their companions while also looking out for themselves and each other.

Sam and Dean Winchester get a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry asking them to become the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professors, and they are introduced to a whole new world of the supernatural. But how can Muggles possibly teach at a wizarding school, especially with OWLs coming and Voldemort rising? Harry's Fifth Year & Season 4 Supernatural. Read!

Don't you wish for Blue Exorcist to be funnier? What are you shaking your heads no for? Of course you do! Get ready to see every episode taken from the popular Anime series and given a comedic face-lift for your amusement! Enjoy! Read and review, please!

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Psyche and Izaya are very close twins. But lately, Izaya has been a little jealous because his crush is in love with his twin. Can their relationship stay as close as it was? Or will the cracks in the wall overwhelm them? Shizaya TsuPsy

AU Two childhood friends that now hate each other. Two dreamers who share the same dream. Two sex friends who can't admit their true feelings. Two pen pals that will meet for the first time. And two boys who will have to fight everyone to be together. These are the stories of ten men who came to realize a little thing called love.

WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.

Major Spoilers for Season Six & earlier. So what in the heck was Doctor Ross thinking? The dialogue is verbatim from the therapy sessions. I just filled in the blanks to try to make sense of what, to me, seems an incomprehensible direction for the plot to go, and an odd tack for a doctor to take. Warning to Deb lovers: I'm not a fan of hers, but I try to be true to the moments.

Sherlock is up against Moriarty, but Sherlock is just a man. So in come another consulting detective unbeknown to Sherlock Holmes who prefers to play the game from the shadow. An attempt to bring 'Black Butler' into the 21st century. Written as OCs.

He always came through for her, even if what he came through with was always really weird. Masuka keeps his "big mouth shut" to Quinn about Rita cheating on Dexter, and this time it's Masuka, not Quinn, who shows up to help Deb with the house after Rita's death.

Harry's first rule has always been: Don't get caught. But he never told him what he shouldn't get caught for. Because "Don't get caught" can also mean "Don't get caught being you". And he never stopped and asked for explanations. Rated T. Dex/Deb. Spoilers for Season 6.

A cgkinkmeme prompt gone wild. Starts with a pushy Suzaku at 10 through 16, and a reluctant Lelouch at 17 through 22, exploring their relationship through dream-linked universes and politics, as child and teens and adult. AU, one-shots/mini-arcs, M/M, explicit

Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.

At a request from Professor Dumbledore, England and the other nations agree to attend Hogwarts to learn magic and teach a thing or two about their countries' magical history. Harry and the others are in for one hell of a fifth year.

Lelouch dies and the world starts to move towards peace and unification after his funeral. The wounds left by his death are still far from healing when Lelouch wakes up in his own grave and returns to life, but with something foreign growing within him.

The BAU receives a case from the Milwaukee Police Dept; people are being killed in their homes and receive a single letter carved into each of their palms. Could it be a message from the UnSub, or are the letters picked at random? Gets Reid-centric. R/R?

What if Spencer Reid was the unit chief of the BAU and Aaron Hotchner joined the team after the Boston bombings that lead to Gideon's leave of absence? - AU! Hotch/Reid slash. Books 1 & 2 plus interlude chapters. Includes retelling of several S1 episodes & Book 2 is the retelling of "The Fisher King". COMPLETE.

It started with a late night visit to the kitchens. If Harry didn't know better, he'd say that the House Elves were playing matchmaker. But, he came to realize that true Slytherins always get what they want. Blaise/Harry. HPBZ. SLASH.

After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?

Sam's not psyched for the Winchesters' annual pilgrimage to Vegas. Having an angel along doesn't change anything - or does it? Dean, Sam, and Castiel take Sin City, looking for liquor, loose women, and love or something like it. Sam and Cas centric; friendship or light slash. Lots of drunk Dean.

The team receives a desperate call from the Las Vegas PD. Over the course of 6 months,5 kids ranging from 7-14 have gone missing only to turn up Euthanized 3 days later, More info inside rated T for language. Takes place during season 1. Chap. 28 up

Dexter Moser; 29. Son, sibling, best friend, and the world's most charming serial killer. His entire life, built on lies, threatens to crumble as his unburied past and uncertain future shifts over his present. AU if Laura Moser never died. On temporary hiatus.

Spencer Reid is attacked mysteriously during a case. Soon he discovers that there's something bizarre growing inside him. And it's growing fast. What is it? And what will it do to him? MPREG with a HUGE twist A POTENTIAL NINE SHOT

AU. Derek is a transporter, who moves cargo and asks no questions. It's hard not to have questions, however, when the cargo starts thrashing around in the trunk of your car. Adult concepts and themes, including sexual slavery.

Lelouch suffered defeat, despair, and ultimately betrayal, but when he faces the Emperor, he wakes up before Zero was created. Suddenly in the past, he has the power to remake the future. Time travel. Probably Lelouch Kallen pairing.

Erika receives a mysterious CD one fateful day. Upon playing, she chooses Shizuo as her avatar and realizes that whatever she does, affects him in real life. Perhaps she can use this to make her Shizaya dreams reality...lemons in later chapters

Prequel to 50 Shades of Absorbency. Pure Crack fic of a crack of a crack. I own nothing. My brain is crying and my eyes need to be stabbed. Read at your own risk. Rated M for weirdness. Kirk Cameron does not approve.

There is something horribly wrong with Shizuo, but no one can seem to figure out what. The mystery is aggravating Izaya, who tries to figure it out. Once he does, he makes it his mission to fix the broken ex-bartender.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

After leaving school, Darrell has no clue what he wants to do with his life. Professor Oak entrusts him with a Charmander, and he travels around a troubled Kanto, discovering friends, enemies, and the dude inside he never knew existed. It won't be easy.

Lelouch had sacrificed his family, his friends, and his happiness for the world. In death, Lelouch had created a world of peace, now it is his turn to enjoy it.Timetravel/AlternateUniverse LelouchxHarem!Featuring a special Nunnally!Mature Content!

The UnSub was told since childhood that Bad Things happened to Good People. He made sure that Bad Things happened to Bad People, too. It how he explained it to Agent Hotchner. Gen, future!fic, surprise!UnSub. PLEASE READ WARNINGS

Usually if something magically weird is going on, we blame our favorite thick-browed country. But not this time. After Norway's attempt to stop Denmark from drinking too much, it sent the countries to a magic school for a whole year instead. What to do!

Castiel had hesitated. Angels did not hesitate. Tag to 4x19, Jump the Shark; Castiel comes to help Sam and Dean following Sam's capture by the ghouls. Sam and Castiel centric, friendship or light slash.

Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles

You ever wonder why Sam can't die like a normal person? Every time he's strangled he stands right back up again, clears his throat and shouts for Dean. What if Sam has an unexpected friend on his side? What if all his life Sam has been Dancing with death?

At the Reaping for the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Primrose Everdeen's name was not called. But Gale Hawthorne's was. This is a story of ends, not means. A story of cunning, not brute force. A story of betrayal, not love. This is Gale Hawthorne.

In his repeating year at Hogwarts, Draco undergoes a transformation he never expected. A victim of a gender-bending spell, Draco must solve a mystery to change himself back- aided without request by Harry Potter and friends. Fair amount of Fem!Draco,DM/HP

10 years ago Sherlock made a deal with a young man in an alleyway in London, and now the Hounds of Hell have come for him to pay what he owes: his soul. But what could the great Sherlock Holmes ever need so badly he had to sell his soul to a demon? THoB

Angel school was not as easy as it seemed. In which Castiel and Balthazar take the same flying class, Michael receives apples and Gabriel plays pranks on his own students. Drabble-like. Barely canon-compliant, AU.

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

This is the tale of the quiet unknown soldier who protects against the raging war of our lady bits. They have gone unnoticed and unappreciated until today. Crackfic for your viewing pleasure. Rated M for weirdness and Character death.

There are people in this world who do terrible things, depraved things. There are some cases that even Sherlock Holmes doesn't want to solve. He is human after all, he does have a heart: one he's hidden away, and with good reason. Even from John.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Teenage-Sam gets mauled by a succubus. Dean is the older brother hell-bent on getting revenge. He runs into trouble, and then runs into S6 Castiel who's time-travelling and also happens to be doing shady deals with succubi. DEAN/CAS, SLASH, TIME-TRAVEL.

After the fall of the Morning Star, darkness and dread have consumed Heaven and all angels within it, especially Michael and Gabriel. Fledgling Castiel thinks that maybe a flower will make them feel better. Baby!Castiel and Big Brother!Gabriel. Angst.

Sherlock and John. They meet earlier on in their lives and complement each other beautifully. No one could dispute this. After graduation, things turn to the sinister. They're ripped apart at the seams. What will it take for them to be together again?

Brian's not the ice truck killer, and he's not dead - but he still shares certain similarities with Dexter. When Dexter realizes that his sister's new boyfriend is his older brother, things start to change.

If Peter had been just a little smarter about using the abilities available to him in The Wall, things could have gone in a very different direction. Plus an advertisement for LiveJournal's Heroes communities.

John Watson is 37 years, 12 weeks, 3 days and 8 hours old. He is an army doctor, but not just any army doctor. John can touch dead things and bring them back to life. First touch, life. Second touch, dead… forever. S/J

Takes place after season 7, episode 1 of Supernatural and season 7, just after episode 13 of Smallville. AU. Castiel wakes up in the middle of a massive city in a world with seemingly no angels or demons and a mission from god.

At a young age, Nate was misdiagnosed. Mihael wants nothing to do with the boy who screams and bangs his head on the wall. But slowly, through a poetry journal Roger forces him to keep, Mello begins to see that Near may need more help than he lets on...

When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.

While in Miami searching for Irene, Sherlock becomes involved in a murder case where he meets Dexter Morgan. What will happen when the Great Detective discovers Dexter's Dark Secret? Rated T for language and gore. Sherlock S2E2, Dexter S1. No slash. UPDATED 8-7-12.

You could say I'm Wammy's oldest ward. Before L himself, though I'm not really alive. It had been a long time since a child played with me, but that changed. Just a stuffed toy to some. But to six talented children I was a friend.

It's 1940 and France has surrendered to Germany. As German soldiers move into his town, Francis Bonnefoy only wishes to avoid them. He didn't expect to fall in love with one or be forced to choose between his new found happiness and doing what's right.

When Lovino asked his brother to switch places with him, he wasn't expecting to have to deal with a perverted frog, an idiot Spaniard, and an unstable albino. For Feliciano, however, his blond roommate is just an added perk.

AU brotherly relationship- A collection of stories about Alfred, Arthur, and Matthew as they learn to live together as a family. Point of view changes throughout the chapters, and the stories themselves are not in order.

Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?

In CG, Suzaku's path took him further and further away from Lelouch, but what if it wasn't so? What if, in the Shinjuku Ghetto, Suzaku steped away from the army and the Lancelot and walked towards Lelouch, and towards Zero? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! ON HIATUS

Arthur Kirkland was one of their finest. Alfred Jones was an unknown nobody. One was attracted to the law, while the other was testing how far he could go without getting caught. Started as Police/Criminal AU. Changes halfway in.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Although Romano never thought of this, now he has. It's too late, though; Prussia has changed from his usual egotistical and goofy self, into his younger possibly even more annoying child self! Now, it's up to Romano to change him back, somehow...

A Death Note AU and it's got usual stuff in it...including violence and language and mentions of rape and other stuff. Anyways, L is trying to find a babysitter for his three children, Near, Mello, & Matt, and Light is looking for a job.

Sequel to "Magic Mirror" - Gangs are always looking for power and recognition. What better way to get it than to take down the strongest man in Ikebukuro by using his new boyfriend as a hostage? Established relationship Shizaya.

.:C:. America, France, and Japan have been transported back in time. But while trying to get home, they find themselves witnessing a certain bitter ally's history. Maybe this will teach them why the sky always seems to mourn over dear London, England... DISCONTINUED

Mello and Matt are two victims of fate who get lost in the woods. The shreiff forgot to mention deadly cannibals have been roaming a certain area of the woods. Will Matt and Mello survive? And will they be able to save one of the cannibals who like them?

When Glenn and Daryl take a trip into the city for supplies they encounter an unexpected hoard of walkers. In an attempt to avoid being devoured, they end up locking themselves in a storage closet where they must wait for the undead to forget about them.

Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.

With every fringe religious group Zachariah recruits in his search for Dean, the odds of 'enlightening' the wrong person escalates. Ready to say Yes to Michael, Dean sees his plans come to an unscheduled stop at the hands of a foe he did not expected.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Izaya and Shizuo have two major things in common: they both hate one another, and end up falling for an anonymous student they met over Raira's dating site. What'll happen when they find out who their anonymous really is? Slightly longer summary inside !

Germany is stressed and can't sleep. He wants to ask Prussia if he'd mind sharing his bed, but he's afraid Prussia will mock him. Perhaps Prussia cares more about his little brother's well-being than he lets on, though.

How can a dead woman kill her husband? And why is his body lying on a picture of Dean Winchester? Set Season 5 of SPN, between Swap Meat and The Song remains the same. No specific time for Castle prior to end of S3 .

"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.

Sam pressures Dean into going to a NA meeting due to his recent downward spiral, but when he runs into a certain member of the BAU, he gains valuable advice. Full Summary inside. Oneshot. No pairing/slash. Rated K for mentions of drug use.

Originally written for the T&B AnonMeme. Post-ep25. When Kaede realizes that Barnaby is going to be alone for Christmas, she invites him back to Oriental Town to share the holiday with the Kaburagi family, hoping to heal more than one heart.

Ikebukuro is a big city - a lonely city. And for Shizuo and Mikado, that's just all the more reason for them to be together, even when everything - the city, their lives, each other - are falling apart

Finally convinced that Sam and Dean will never say yes and accept their destinies, Heaven and Hell come up with a new plan, one that will redraw the Apocalypse. All they need is Dean Winchester's soul. Dean/Castiel, time travel AU.

Facing a surprise pregnancy is a challenge Lelouch feels he might be able to handle. The real problem is trying to figure out how the hell a male got pregnant in the first place. Crack m-preg! Beware of SPOILERS! (See profile for status - And fan art!)

Harry/Draco. Slash. EDITING. Draco had no wish, not one he knew of. Until he was seven years back did he find that the wish that shouldn't be spoken of deep inside could come true and he was willing to take the risk. Part I complete. Part II incomplete.

In which Erika explains yaoi, places a bet, and gets a nosebleed. Izaya and Shizuo have…fun and are spied upon while doing so. Mikado is thoroughly embarrassed, Masaomi gets ideas, and Walker laughs his ass off.

"Nations are losing brothers… and here I am pining for one… what a world… what a world…" As Nations disappear, America's thoughts turn to opportunities he never had, but may gain sooner than he thinks.

of How Gabriel Saved Everyone's Asses & Stopped the Apocalypse; This is the story of how the archangel Gabriel saved all of humanity with some help from the most ragtag group of creatures in the universe.

A short one-shot set after Changing Channels. Gabriel thought he was done with the whole apocalypse deal. That is until Castiel finds him. The ensuing confrontation is not what the Archangel was expecting. Some spoilers.

Neither Prussia nor Romano is looking for a new relationship, especially not with each other, but somehow they end up growing closer than they ever expected or wanted. Prumano with other pairings as a side dish. Rated for language.

As Barnaby struggles with his feelings for Kotetsu, Kotetsu struggles with... eating his vegetables? A story about the woes of grocery shopping, famous popstars, blossoming romance and- of course- vegetable juice! :Barnaby/Kotetsu, sugary sweet fluff XD:

For T&B Anon meme-For Kotetsu, falling in love with his new partner wasn't going to be easy. Especially not when the gang he belonged to when he was younger is the same one that killed his family. TAIBANI. Going to contain spoilers.

AU. In the wake of his mother's murder, Prince Lelouch's siblings convince him not to rise against the Emperor. Years later, he finds the opportunity to further his hidden agenda and take his revenge as Sub-Viceroy of Area 11 and Zero. ON HIATUS. Info on my profile.

When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.

NPA's Light Yagami grows obsessed with catching L, a hacker. To justify L's remarkable skill, Light imagines L is an AI and falls in love with the idea. Too bad L actually turns out to be an AI with some feelings for Light of his own. Cyberpunk LightxL AU

"My name is Orihara Izaya, and there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with me." Oh what, you think I'm crazy too? Screw you. And I could care less what Shizu-chan thinks, butting in or not. Will rise to M for slice of lemon in later chapters

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

Amaimon has theories about Rin's life and decides to spill his inner thoughts shortly after kidnapping him for his own amusement. Things take a terrible turn and Amaimon is the cause. Rated M for future chapters probably.

Russia is hiding the sad secret that he is slowly dying, and with only so much time left, tries to make it mean something for him and everyone else. Implied pairings of Russia/Liet and past RoChu. Originally named "Do Sunflowers Weep for Cold Children?"

L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!

Shizuo and Izaya are both experiencing depression, both trying to cope with it without letting any one else know. Whilst dealing with said emotion, Izaya receives an odd bruise on his wrist Full Summary inside

"Do not yell. It becomes quite bothersome. The more you struggle, the more unnecessary pain you will have to endure." Ciel struggled weakly as the puppet strings worked to immobilize him. "I shall make you a beautiful doll; one like no other."

After being rushed into service, Kotetsu & Barnaby are forced to wait on the sidelines until they get the order to move in and make an arrest. The HeroTV control room hears the hilarious exchange between the two as they try to kill the time. -One shot-

The BAU's out of coffee, which means poor Spencer Reid is going to have to bear through the caffeine withdrawal. Or is it his team that will suffer? Somewhat OOC, as Reid gets weird without his daily dose of mild stimulants. Reid and review!

When Prussia responded to a flyer advertizing free computer repair, he never thought he'd befriend the geek. He also didn't expect to fall for him, considering what happened the last time he'd loved a human. Prussia/Matt, partial AU. Death Note X-over.

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.

While browsing through the latest fad in Japan, known as Dollars, L comes across a very odd individual that perks his curiosity and leads him to pay a visit to Ikebukuro. It is the battle between detective and informant, that you don't want to miss.

A mysterious stalker has garnered world attention for stealing kisses from famous victims in embarrassing, public settings, and has announced that celebrity Arthur Kirkland is next! Can assistant Alfred Jones save his boss? Full summary inside.

AU, Shizaya. Both well-known stars in the porn industry, Shizuo and Izaya's agents decide to bring the two together for possibly their biggest production yet. What they didn't count on, was the roller-coaster of trying to get the two to cooperate.

As a crow, he only watched humans from afar. Despite his origins, Izaya loved humans oh so very much. Then things changed. Well, his becoming one just made things easier. A story on growing up, with a twist. AU, but as close to canon as possible.

Rin Okumura is pulled into the world of Pokemon and is turned into a Cyndaquil with blue fire. He must work with his new friend, Denkou the Pikachu, to get back to his own world! Rated T for some swearing and a bit of blood. R&R please! Cheers! :D ON HIATUS. DON'T WORRY! I'LL GET BACK TO IT SOON! :'D

N can remember only bits of the ceremony. Bree can't remember anything from before her sixth birthday. Bree White, Cheren Shiro, and Bianca Noir are in no way prepared for what lies buried. Memory's a funny thing, isn't it? Slight Cheren/Bianca, White/N.

Harry and Ed think there's something strange about the new 'couple' down the block and decide to investigate. They just don't know how strange. Implied Gabriel x Crowley hence the rating, though that's more for safety than anything else.

Future!Edward/Harry. Rosalie finds a human baby in the ruins of an old house in England. She takes him and raises him as her own, but strange things happen as the baby grows. Lily and James live. Will they ever meet again? And will Harry want to leave?

During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"

Human beings like Beyond Birthday were never meant to be born with shinigami eyes. When he meets genius NPA detective Yagami Light, he tells him he can change his destructive nature - one he never had a choice in. AU, violent themes. Complete.

Matt wasn't entirely sure how he and Mello ended up stripping, getting deported to Mexico, and landing themselves in Mexican prison, but he was pretty sure that it still counted as FINALLY getting Mello to take him on an actual date. MxM oneshot.

Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters

1200 years after the end of Britannia's Golden Age, history and archeology student Phoenix Zero studies abroad in Eastern America, exploring the long-lost Royal Britannian Cemetery. What he uncovers is only the beginning of the adventure.

What does C.C. talk about with Marianne throughout Code Geass? What would have happened if the Knights of the Round were sent in early? A twist on Code Geass with polls for YOU to decide what should happen next! Rated M for language and sexual content.

USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.

Upon his death, Francis is left at a crossroads. Too kind for hell, too promiscuous for heaven, there is but one way to decide his fate: a cosmic wager that he can win his love again and prove it true, even in the body of Arthur's much reviled ex.

Antonio, heir to a wealthy food corporation, is forced to run an old restaurant or be disowned. Lovino, in desperate need of money, convinces Antonio to hire him. Soon, feelings spark, but will Lovino and Antonio's family accept this homosexuality?Spamano

Zack loves flirting with girls, though he always gets rejected. But when one date goes better than expected, Zack gets cold feet and flees. Luckily, Cody is there to pick up the pieces. Soon Cody has an identity crisis, but Zack is a man with a plan. Z/C

From cgkinkmemeii. PREMISE: Suzaku just transferred to Lelouch's new school. The catch? He only speaks Japanese and Lelouch, hardly fluent, is assigned to guide him. The result? Sexytimes with a language barrier. AU, Explicit, M/M, dub-con with SemeSuzaku

The feelings for Izaya Shizuo has been trying to suppress finally erupt one night, in a violent way. When Shizuo finally comes to terms with his feelings, will Izaya except them after what Shizuo has done? ShizuoXIzaya

Part of JJ's old job with the BAU was delivering notifications, sometimes even coaching the locals on how to do it. So when a young Statie delivers devastating news to her home, all she can think of is: he's doing it wrong. - PLEASE READ WARNINGS!

Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK

Sequel to CTD. It's been over a year since Felicita and her friends discovered their parents' identity as nations. But due to a mishap, they get transported back in time to 1960, 15 years after the end of WWII. Warnings: mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.

John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson

It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH

Shizuo finds himself in Forks, and beats up some Vampires. A fill for Durarara kink meme. Possible character death, but not really specified. Written by a Twilight hater, so you know. Edward/Bella and onesided Jacob/Bella. Feedback is loved :D

HP/Twilight. It was an offer Jasper couldn't refuse. Either wander around or help this other world fight off an evil wizard. Since he's there, why not ameliorate his vampire existence and befriend that nice runt Harry?

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.

AU. SuzaLulu. Lelouch had an odd habit of taking strays… especially unwanted ones. Suzaku, the Japanese biker who waltzes into his home without permission, comes with more baggage than he can handle... like the Black Knights, like Zero.

It was wrong. It was disgusting. He was his brother, his dearest baby brother, and he could still remember how he'd first found that small, frightened child, shaking behind the tall, cold grass. Warning for incest. De-anon from the Kink Meme.

What if Mello kidnapped Sayu and Light? And what if Soichiro wasn't very cooperative and needed to be pressured by a horrifying video? Mello and Light try to manipulate and torment each other sexually, using Mello's cheesy scripts. MelloxLight pairing.

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

A special relationship slowly develops and this new-found and denied love was opened by Kanra. Now that they're in love, an unsuspected event happens to one of the boys, leaving them to go back to normal.

As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.

When a serial murderer goes on the loose leaving his victims with only two puncture marks on the neck and significent blood loss, Sherlock goes to investigate. Little does he know that the monster is far closer to home than he thinks.. Rated for violence.

When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!

"We are gods among mortals. But even gods must be tested." Sherlock loses his sight temporarily and must rely on his other senses and John in order to solve the case at hand.But as the killer draws in, could they be in more danger than they first thought?

When neither Heaven or Hell knows where to place Raito where is he to go? Back in time for a second chance! This time there is no death note yet he still has to deal with meddling shinigami, former friends and enemies and a new killer to boot. Raito/L.

Izaya spies on Shizuo to find whether there is any weakness he can exploit. He finds out that Shizuo has a huge crush on him and keeping the information to himself decides to troll him by acting in the most friendly way. Shizuo/Izaya

After his abandonment by C.C., Mao must struggle to find a way to survive in the harsh world around him, determined to find her again. But this would prove no easy task, as he would soon come to learn, and the price just might be too much to bear.

What happens to your Pokemon when you press New Game? If you don't transfer them to another game, they might well resent you for it. A sobering look at that New Game button we all take for granted. One-shot.

The night before L's death, Light Yagami is visited by a ghost. Soon, the spirits of Past, Present and Future lead him through time and space. For the first time, Light's views and prejudices are challenged and the full devastating consequences of his actions are revealed to him. What is it Light witnesses? Is it enough to save the life of L?

The people around Izaya have been shunning him out of late. Dejected by the fact that he is lonely, he finally approaches Shizuo to confess that he is in love in him. Shizuo treats him very cruelly though and after sex Izaya sinks into deep depression

AU // In 1977 L.L. traded his Geass for immortality at the age of 18. Forty years later he would meet a young Japanese soldier whose lofty dream was to change an Empire from within. "Together, you and I can accomplish *anything*." // slash, LuluSuzu

Zazie, unsure of his feelings, wants to be with Lag, but also doesn't want to cause him pain. Lag though continues to innocently ask not so innocent questions. Sequel to 'Giving The Talk'; rated M for smut in later chapters; yaoi/shonen-ai

No one ever expected such a reaction from Sherlock Holmes. Not even the consulting detective himself. This was the one time his deductions worked against him. Mycroft/Lestrade, very light Sherlock/John

It wasn't a war, otherwise there would have been two sides. Smoldering cities dot the once great continent of Europe and nations are wiped off the face of the earth by a single affirmation. And contrary to popular belief, not all is fair in love and war.

Dr. Spencer Reid finds himself in a Sanitarium, and sitting across from him is a doctor who tells him that none of it was real. His real name is Jason Masters, a paranoid schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder. But she's wrong, isn't she?

An amateur journalist's search for a story to finally legitimize her leads her tumbling into the heart of a monstrous war of minds upon seeing things she shouldn't have, starting with a strange photo and an even stranger young man. L x OC. COMPLETED! Cover art by Timekeeper101.

It was intended as a joke, but results in a madman focusing his attentions on Reid. Reid-centric team story. Dark. Violence, future chapters may be M. Reid whumpage. No Pairings. Will usually be updated on weekends.

It's Valentine's Day in Academy City! How will Kamijou Touma handle the pressure as every female in his unwanted harem struggles to give him his Valentine present? A short story, probably a five-shot. Touma x ?

And if some person hurt him? Destroyed him? Or, really, if that person even just distracted him for a few moments from his unrelenting, impartial, and cold pursuit of absolute justice, then what was he? Light POV, LxL oneshot

Shinra tries to make Shizuo and Izaya make amends over a nice plate of toast made using his fancy new toaster. DRRR/Kuroshitsuji crossover. Total and complete crack. Lolsuckysummary. Ch. 4 is now untz-ing minds everywhere.

Rai was thrown into the Code Geass universe by his friend when a spell went horribly wrong. Now he must figure out a way to stay alive until he can get home. Yaoi. Sucky summary I guess. Not Rai from game.

The problem with having two dads who had three doctorates, four Masters, a JD, and at least six Bachelor's degrees between them was that they didn't know how not to help with Jack's science fair project -SLASH, established relationship, geekiness ahoy!

Falkner centric / G to R / A drabble submission log that focuses on every named Falkner pairing in the fandom. Straight, gay, pokemon, there are no limits. Honorshipping, Flyingshipping, Fathershipping, Glidershipping, it will all eventually be there.

The Black Rebellion has succeeded and now Zero controls the fate of the nation within the palm of his hand. But he will not stop there. A whole world awaits him and this was but a taste of what was to come. Lelouch Harem.

It was Juliet who discovered his secret. Of course it was. Now, he's lost his job and his friends. And when he is kidnapped by someone looking for revenge against the SBPD, Shawn might just lose his life, too...

27-year old single parent and successful lawyer Arthur Kirkland doesn't wish for another son. However, he takes in a broken home teenager named Alfred. Things become difficult when Alfred comes to love him, especially when it's nothing paternal. USUK AU

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

A Spongebob Squarepants parody: Mello vs Near, television vs imagination. Dare I say more...? "We do not really need television, not as long as we have our imagination..." Rated for language and implied heavy violence.

Since its foundation, Stanford has had a steady history of disappearing women; not according to the law it hasn't. The students beg to differ, it has caught the attention of Sam and Dean. A certain blonde student is appearing at parties, and in old photos

I am Mello. I will be your friendly neighborhood narrator-slash-basher-slash-bastard during your little trip into the realms of writing Death Note fanfictions and such. Learn about grammar, OOC-ness, Mary-Sues, the dark recesses of shipping, and more.

Morty is called to Violet City when a problem in Sprout Tower causes the Gastly to become out of control. With Falkner's help, will he get to the bottom of this mystery, or fall to the unknown force threatening the peace of the tower? Morty/Falkner

Sadie and Anubis are left alone bored one day. With the Feather of Truth, they start a game of Truth or Dare. Needless to say, Sadie ends up regretting it, while Anubis is, to her mind, as infuriating as ever. One-shot.

Roger made a poor decision, and put Matt, Mello, and Near in a normal school. Mello decides to react by acting out in class. If you are disturbed by the idea of Mello acting like a perverted drama queen, then don't read this.

Welcome to the Zoo! Do you want to see subjects flourish in finely detailed enclosures? Do you want to see L Lawliet's and Light Yagami's without having to brave Death? Visit the Zoo and see how wonderous these strange and unique creatures really are.

After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE

"Good Lord..." he breathed, seeing Alfred's hat lying discarded in the snow next to a rather large rock – spotted with blood - Alfred just wants to find a Valentine's present for the one he loves the most in the world... US & UK, father-son fic.

Suzaku is initiated into the Knights of the Round. With a game. That involves blindfolding, tying him to the bed, and 'getting physical.' And anything else would make this summary M-rated. KoR/Suzaku. Approximately 10% LOL, 20% hot, and 70% wtf.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

Maybe it had been best that world looked upon the Kira Case and saw only triumph, the death of the greatest mass murderer in history, the years when Justice had been tested and prevailed. Maybe it's best they didn't know a family died for it to happen.

Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.

Various one-shots I've done that can be put together as chapters of a single story. Featuring Stoner!Morty, assorted Gym Leaders and friends, complete nonsense and gratuitous license taken with characterisation. Also, drug use. Obviously.

Fate laughs at probabilities. L's a man of probabilities and Harry is fate's fool. Savior meets Sleuth in the pursuit of Kira but is justice all they'll find? Does fate have other plans? Has the probability of finding love in a murder case just gone up?

WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.

While on a delivery, Lag exhausts his heart and passes out. Zazie takes care of him, but finds himself in an embarrassing situation, where he seems to have to give Lag 'the talk'. But rather than just telling him, Zazie prefers to show him. One Shot; Yaoi

It's Canada's birthday and America still manages to upstage him. But when Canada wishes America was never born, a miracle happens - his wish comes true. But will Canada find himself wishing he never wished his brother away?

Season 5 Spoilers, rated for language. "Did Dexter love his brother, even though he tried to kill me? But who am I to say that he shouldn't? I mean, look at me. I love Dex and he's... well. I don't really have a clue what he is."

Tired of their constant failures, Giovanni gives Team Rocket a Pokémon caught off the coast of Cinnabar that supposedly harnesses the power of "Corruption" to take on Ash and Pikachu. But are they prepared for what this Pokémon can do? Missingno fic.

As the only Wizard left, in the world, Harry joins Ouran High School hoping for a peaceful year where he can fade into the background...too bad Harry never learned how to not draw attention to himself! It's a Harry/Hunny fic so be warned will be slash!

This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story

Let Me In: 21 - Arturo Coronado has returned. And he has one goal; take back Spencer Reid and make him Cachorro. Now the clock is ticking. The team must find Reid and get him back while there is still something to save. If they're too late, there will only be Cachorro...

Light wasn't pretty until tenth grade. BEFORE that, he kind of looked like the lovechild of a cactus and a hamster... a particularly pointy cactus and an unusually fat and greasy hamster. Light POV, LxL Oneshot

Post Den of Thieves. "Esposito's fine- but for a few terrible moments, Ryan didn't know that." Ch.12 Up! New tensions arise as the dynamic between them shifts; a brutal killing in a public park complicates matters. Ryan/Esposito, though starting slow.

A series of letters from Lag to Gauche after they complete their delivery. The story from Lag's perspective as written from him to Gauche, even when Gauche's letters stop coming. "Keep writing, Lag. Letters are the things that connect our HEARTS."

Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.

"And once you've seen that same nightmare over and over again, you suddenly start to experience a new kind of feeling you never thought you'd do; that feeling is pure hate." Rated T do to suggested oc-character death.

The remaining countries started talking among themselves again, not really expecting Austria to actually send them to therapy, because that would be ridiculous. No pairings. T for language and general stupidity.

"My name is Claire Bennet, and this is attempt number… I guess I've kinda lost count." What exactly did Claire think would happen when she told the world about specials? A peaceful co-existence? Peter isn't sure, but he can see it's not working out as ...

What can a missing puppy bring to two certain people? Mello quickly learns the answer as he goes through a whole lot of trouble, plus the relationship he has with Matt...He just wanted his puppy, damn it.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

drabble And maybe America shivers from the cold or the heat or any number of reasons, but certainly not from England as he leans over and presses a firm kiss to his lips. "It will be okay. I'll make you all better." xXx UKUS, EnglandxAmerica

Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.

Something is plaguing Patrick Jane. At first, he simply thinks he's having vivid nightmares, but when the nightmares follow him when he's awake, the currently detained Winchester brothers thing it may be something far more sinister.

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

A series of unrelated one-shots following Brian during his institutional days, not necessarily in chronological order. Spoilers for season/book one. Series based unless otherwise specified. Rating may go up as needed.

Mello knew the effects of Valium. So when the doctor told him that Matt had been given some to dull his senses, Mello fully expected loopy, sluggish behavior. But he didn't expect Matt to act like a pregnant woman.

What would have happened if it hadn't been C.C. that was in the container? My first try at Code Geass, please tell me what you think. Will have a few changes in the story, or some things wouldn't make sense. No Yaoi

The heart has its reasons, when reason itself knows nothing. Zack and Cody both learn this when Cody is hospitalized after having a mental crisis and begins to question sanity itself, and Zack has to come to terms with how his life has changed.

"I know two things for sure, One: Bert and Ernie are gay, and two: you are not going to die a virgin, not on my watch". Who could have known that such a simple statement could have such dire consequences.

In your lifetime, there are millions of little moments that make up the story of your life. This is the story of Morty and Falkner. 50 sentence challenge, honorshipping, slash, and rated T just to be safe

Chuck and Casey have a new mission: Infiltrate a cruise ship and make contact with a C.I.A. asset who has information regarding Fulcrum and the Intersect - as a couple. Chuck has one week to learn how to sell his cover as Casey's boyfriend.

In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"

APH/HP x-over, kind of. England is sick and tired of America always making fun of him for believing in magic! Luckily, he happens to have a magical castle that should show that git who's right once and for all...

AU: The shadows could watch. The shadows could squirm and follow and feel. He knew it. They could possess a heart and turn it black. And he was their master, their lord, their savior. Too bad he was in love with the enemy. SuzaLulu

The fairies claim it wasn't their fault. England's inclined to disagree. Either way, two of his former colonies have been sent back in time and both are in for one hell of a ride. 'DON'T LET THIS BE A DREAM WHERE I WAKE UP IN A DRESS OH GOD I CANT LOOK.'

Cody discovers an ancient pirate map. He has a theory that no one believes, and so sets off to find answers on his own. On the way he gets stranded on a remote island in Polynesia... but not before taking Zack with him! What will it take to survive? Z/C

26 of 100; so much for doing them in order! "This day's kinda sad to me too, ya know…? It-It's when you stopped seeing me as a son or a little brother…and you started calling me 'idiot' all the time." he blurted.

A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.

Richilieu is a brilliant youth adept at observing his peers from afar, however when O.O., a self-proclaimed "Immortal", approaches him with a tempting offer, he is thrust into a hidden world where a more hands on approach is necessary, even for survival.

Young Alfred gets into a fight with Arthur, and is troubled by guilt. However, when Arthur falls gravely ill, will he be given the chance to apologize...? One-shot, Arthur and Alfred, father-son relationship

Is there something wrong with love? This is a tale of finding love in all kinds of ways and places, be it considered normal or taboo. Be sure to read the warning at the beginning of the chapter. Pairing: LxMello, LightxMisa, LightxMikami, and others...

After determining that Lelouch needs to change his ways, Suzaku and Milly take it upon themselves to make him a better person. What sort of chaos will ensue? 10 weeks, 10 chapters, 100 life-changing moments.

Years after the war, Arthur finds an abandoned child in a hotel lobby with nothing but a bear and a letter from his 'papa'. Now, 14 years later, Matthew and his brother head off to Paris in hopes of finding the one he'd called 'papa' all those years ago.

As Britannia marches over the world the Nation's souls are captured one by one and embranded as the 'Areas' of the Empire. As Britannia defeats the EU however he captures someone from his past that helped make him who he is.

America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...

100 Themes Challenge with Death Note Oneshots. Some of them may be extremely random. Mostly MattxMello and LxLight with some other crap drabbled in. LOTS OF YAOI-NESS SO.... don't complain if you don't like that kind of stuff. ;D Rating May Change

The brothers spend an afternoon with a game of ZapBots III, which quickly devolves into playful bickering. But when one insult strikes a nerve, their relationship takes several bizarre turns before disembarking somewhere completely unexpected. Z/C

Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.

He knew, now, that there had never been any possibility of forgoing him. The moment he'd first laid eyes on him, he'd been undone. Largely UnSub POV, where Reid finds himself, yet again, in the clutches of a very bad man. Slash; no pairing.

Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it's Garcia's dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! H/R Fluff

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

AU. Mihael is the man with three faces--the blonde was locked in an asylum at age 10, diagnosed with three separate personalities. Will he be able to get a grip on his sanity with the help of a doctor named Near? Mello/Near, Near/Mello, Matt/Mello.

Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death

The full story of what life was like for Peter and Sylar while they were imprisoned behind The Wall-their struggle to keep their sanity and humanity as they realize the only way out is penitence and forgiveness. The Wall tag. NO SLASH COMPLETE!

Casey didn't expect Ellie to see him take a bullet to protect Chuck, nor did he expect her to see him beat the living hell out of the gunman. He certainly didn't expect her to assume he was in love with her brother. Damn Bartowskis. Implied Chuck/Casey.

After the Trickster turns Sam into a dog, the brothers become separated. Can Sam make it safely back to Dean? Crack!Fic that kind of turned serious on me. T for swearing and one scene of very non-explicit sex -I will warn ahead of time, I promise.

Wanna-be champions Kari and her Dragonite get their hands on a mysterious TM containing the move Curse, which they had previously only seen used by Morty's Ghost Pokémon. Why does it work so differently now?

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.

Castiel is hearing a voice in his head, and when he finds a certain Winchester beaten, bloodied and surrounded by demons things are definately about to get complicated. Features Limp!Winchesters and Hurt!Castiel. NO SLASH! Complete.

What if Jeremy Downs didn’t die horribly at the end of Circle of Friends? What if Dexter decided to take him on as a student in the art of killing? What the rest of season 1 might have been like based on this concept.

When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Chapter 27 has arrived!

Flint, what did you do!" Roark yelled at the wall. "Flint's over there, Roark," Volkner told the glasses-less gym leader. Roark nodded, and turned to a plant. "What did you do, Flint!" Humor, somewhat-crack fic.

During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

It was hard to say at exactly what point the new case became an issue, but Chuck was willing to bet it was when someone mentioned necrophilia and Ned’s eye began to twitch. Now they've got a vampire on the loose. Nothing can stop secrets from emerging.

In Hex, instead of just looking at Lois longingly, Chloe verbalizes her wish to Zatanna, who is at a loss as to why Chloe would want to be Lois. Her attempts to get to the bottom of it lead Chloe to realize maybe she doesn't want to be Lois after all...

Kind of AU story. Light's future grandson travels to his time in an attempt to stop him from his miserable downfall, but things are not as easy as it seems. Will Light's fate change, or will it remain hopeless? OC...some profanity. CH 4 is up!

Near may be number one, and Mello may be one hell of a runner up, but Matt has a secret that he will carry to his early grave. A secret such as, in the dawn of childhood and confusion, seeing an exhausted and panic-stricken L finally snap.

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

When Reid is taken hostage in a bank by a group the team has been profiling, he must work to keep the hostages safe by making sacrifices of his own and creating a bond with his captor. Team and Reid fic. No pairing, no other warnings. Just some whump

Near and Mello have been enemies since forever, and Matt never really cared before. What will he do now that he's practically thrown into the middle when he gets to know Near a little bit? NearXMatt. Bits of MattXMello and NearXMello. Slight AU.

The freak storms and such, have left America wounded, and Greece figures its time the young nation be filled in one who and what he's harboring in his lands. Percy Jackson is just happy every things over. Rate K . Please read.

“Is that it, Dean? Do you think you’re better than Skittles?” A bullet wound, a car wreck, and some one on one time with the trunk of the Impala- how much abuse will Sam have to take before Dean learns his lesson? Well... a lot.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

Right after he bombs his hide-out, Mello calls Matt to help him out. Apparently, Matt doesn't like it. Based after and using some lyrics to the song "No Booty Calls". Funny, angsty, slightly sad... MxM All dialogue

Chuck, Morgan, Jeff, and Lester start debating what they would do when the zombies come. Casey overhears and, despite knowing better, gets drawn into the debate. Full of stupid humor, rampant nerdery, and Top Secret government plans.

The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.

Chuck, a bottle of gin, and a quiet night at Casa Bartowski. "Honestly, Casey? I kind of thought it would be the Master Sergeant I hallucinated when I completely lost it." "Well, the Master Sergeant's dialogue skills are a bit stunted." T for language.