Why TV Is Bad For You

The 5 Ways TV Is Making You Fat

Have you ever noticed that movie titles with a colon in them really suck?I’m referring to the grammatical colon, not the anatomical one, so stop thinking about Indy Anal Jones and the Temple of Poon and instead imagine Not Without My Cats: A Moment of Truth Movie.That inspirational chick stuff will melt your brain and testicles in equal measure.Sure, you wouldn’t be caught dead watching it, but perhaps you’re still wasting too much time in front of the tube, and it’s expanding your waistline. Perhaps you go to Netflix and say, “Hey, here’s a 2.5 star movie that isn’t completely lame.” Or maybe it was TiVo to the rescue because you just had to see how bad the new season of Two and a Half Men was going to suck.You need to stop watching that crap. Some TV is worth spending time on, but if you like to watch every mediocre thing that’s on, you should read on about how too much tube time makes you fat.