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1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

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An account used by someone unfairly banned by a biased, abusive or just plain asshole moderator to defy the ban and return to the forums.

After the mods on SJG let Paladin and Koltar flame democrats and liberals, then banned me for speaking against republicans and conservatives, I went through a proxy to sockpuppet back in since it was bullshit to ban someone for attacking conservatives but not for attacking liberals.

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They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.