LOCATION

Preston, Lancashire, UK

BIO

“Heavy Fluid Addicts were, then they weren’t. Five years later, they were again. Now, some six years on they’ve honed their quirky noise to a rusty tip. Name checked as Russell Crowe’s favourite band and featured regularly in OK Magazine, HFA are the regional equivalent of a Vuvuzela…”

Once upon a time in a music scene far, far away a band of minstrels known only as Heavy Fluid Addicts wandered the Northwest. Six years later, they were gone leaving only a memory and the faint odour of scotch eggs.

The years rolled by and the tale of HFA slipped into myth and legend. A new generation of brave minstrels came of age and lo, Preston once again chimed with the delicate melodies of unknown balladeers. One young minstrel, his head filled with magical tales of awesome tunes and distortedly melodic riffs resolved upon a quest to track down and capture the fabled monsters of Preston Rock past.

His travels took him through the wastelands of chavvery, over the sea of learning and beyond, until finally he arrived at a place so far removed that it was itself the stuff of legend. The Temple Of The Gods Of Music.

In a corner, barely visible to anyone not paying close attention, a pair of aging rock warriors hunched over their flat, tasteless ales. The minstrel recognised them immediately and throwing himself to his knees he implored them to resurrect the mighty beast. There was a drink in it for them. The warriors agreed.

And so once again Heavy Fluid Addicts rose from the ashes of history to baffle audiences from Lancaster to Oldham and leave fresh memories to sire new myths.

NEWS

For the more adventurous, Heavy Fluid Addicts can regularly be found playing a venue in Preston and surrounding areas. Recently, they just brought it to the Dog & Partridge, which is a rare live in Preston.