So my first question was "so how's your day going?" she responds with "oh pretty bad I've been trying not to shit my pants all day, I've spent most of the day in the bathroom" I dont really remember what the reason was because I stopped listening. Anyway it just got worse after that, luckily it only lasted about 45 more minutes

Boohoo. Someone got 1 downvote on reddit. Get over it pussy. The kind of retard that would not just put that question into the Google search bar doesn't need to be smoking anyway, they don't have many brain cells to waste.