I am holding off on the creds until this tones down a bit. Suspension of disbelief and all that. But yeah, this is Feedrosie's writing, his BG sound engineering, and his suggestion that I actually rap the last part.

I saw the ending, I didn't want to, but it was like a magnet drawing me in. The ending was... anticlimactic. When it was over I was the same damn person with the same damn life. I'll never get to move to Bel Air.

42 years old and all you came up with was a bel-air? Nuke, you need to work on your voice. I didn't even want to hear all of it because your voice annoys me. Feed did a good job on the effects, but no sound engineering can cure that voice of yours.

I love this site, just cause I spent the whole time being pissed that you weren't pronouncing the misspellings like all the other dramatic readings, then suddenly epic kicks me in the face, and impregnates my nose, so next think I know 2 snot fetuses are shooting out of me in the form of truely epic lulz