Movie Quote of the Week – 12/25/14

Buddy: Santa! it’s me, Buddy! It’s me! Santa: Hey buddy, how ya doin’? Buddy: Who the heck are you? Santa: What are you talking about? I’m Santa. Buddy: No you’re not. Santa: Why of course I am! Ho ho ho. Buddy: If you’re Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? Santa: “Happy Birthday,” of course. Ho ho ho. So how old are you, son? Paul: Four. Santa: You’re a big boy, what’s your name? Paul: Paul. Santa: And what can I get you for Christmas? Buddy: Paul, don’t tell him what you want. He’s a liar. Santa: Let the kid talk. Buddy: You disgust me. How can you live with yourself? Santa: Just cool it, zippy. Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies. Santa: Look, I’m not kidding here. Buddy: You’re a fake. Santa: I’m a fake? How would you like to be dead? Paul: Fake? Santa: Ho ho, he’s kidding. Buddy: [Sniffs] You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.