Look what happens while we're sleeping. Once described by a British magazine as a "Golf in lingerie," this mentalist, run-out version of the TT eschews the ladies's underwear in favor of a radioactive, double-electric jockstrap made of Kevlar-infused Nomex. Packing a 360-horsepower turbocharged five-cylinder engine, all-wheel drive and a six-speed manual gearbox, the TT RS hits 60 mph in a hair over four seconds and will not let go in hard cornering. We take back all the nasty things we ever said about this model, and we'd take back all the harsh remarks we ever made about ladies's lingerie, except we never made any.