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Rosh Hashanah

That time again already? Blimey...L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem and all that. RabbiTechno 13:31, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

That's what good about living in Jewland, you get three days vacation as well! ~ 13:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

No such luck here - I don't even get Yom Kippur off most years, and as for Hanukkah...falling when it does, right at the time of year some new-fangled religion that's become popular recently and therefore the busiest time of year for those of us unfortunate enough to work in sales, I usually end up working more rather than having time off. Maybe I should relocate? Only I'd hate the weather in Israel...RabbiTechno 13:38, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Hate the weather?! You mean - sun, beaches and girls with minimal clothing? I can see how the never ending UK winter beat that :). Oh, rest assured regarding Hannukah - we don't get time off for that. Just schools holidays unfortunately....~ 16:00, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Yep, I hate the sun. And you have to admit, the vast majority of girls look better wrapped up under several layers of clothing. Beaches are OK though...RabbiTechno 18:58, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Did you ever visit? ~ 23:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

No, thought about it though, but was too worried I might meet Kakun :) RabbiTechno 18:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Olipro says Hi

You were drunk?! I didn't notice at all! You are a pro no doubt. Oh, btw, my computer crashed before I got the chance to write down the phone number. Could you send it to my email? Thanks! ~ 21:57, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

adopt me

please adopt me?

adude12333

Sure, only thing is, I'm leaving for a two weeks vacation tomorrow, so I won't be able to respond during that time. If you need help during then, you might want to talk with someone else. ~ 23:56, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Re: Islam: The True Story.

With the reformatting, will it be able to go back up? I noticed that someone added this to it:

This article is on a very sensitive issue, it can arise heated controversy and therfore should be deleted instantly.

Humor is good, as long as it does not harshly touch anyone, and Uncyclopedia is about amusing and making us laughing, not offending millions of people's earnest, and touchy belief.
I would just like to say that I obviously do not believe that Muhammad got high.
Would you like to be my mentor, instead of TheLedBalloon, who is a RL friend? He hasn't really explained much about here.
Masterof9puppets 18:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

mo9p, my dear lad, I have explained very little to you for a good reason. I just can't be bothered. Does that help you to understand? See this, Mordillo? The entirety of uncyclopedia will soon be overrun by friends of TheLedBalloon! And then... evil stuff, yeah! MWAHAHAHAHA! P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)20:00, Sep 20

Lightning May Strike at Any Second

Today, right in the middle of the day, I had a lavish lunch, consisting of a ham sandwich. Worst Jew Ever, HA! The Book of Life may be closing on me any second!!! --THINKER 22:55, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

I hate to tell you what I was doing...ermmm..oh yes, I was in Dublin drinking beer. Damn. We're both going to hell!!!! ~ 14:05, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

cool

You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for votingfor DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations.In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bombin this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

Didja...

...catch one of them leprechauns? If so, make sure you get it spayed/neutered. They get agressive if you don't. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 20:21, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Top of the mornin to ya (or whatever they say over there...). To tell the truth, all of that Irish ordeal is a bit vague now. I remember something to do with Guinness. And then some more. And after that it all becomes a bit fuzzy. I did meet, however, Severian and Codeine in London...How you been? ~ 09:37, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Severian and Codeine? Wow. Do they really look like gamorrean guards? I've been good. I had a sandwich. I'm easy to please. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 15:04, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Well, they're both cool and sexy. Especially Codeine, being an admin. I was hoping for Olipro to join as well, but the lazy bastard didn't bother to show. Lazy bastard. Wait till I catch him on IRC...~ 20:38, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

He never leaves his mum's basement. I visited, once. It smelled like d20's and old Star Trek episodes. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 20:45, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Admin

Those bloody Irish

Fantastic photos, they look original - did you take them yourself? Be a great shame if you have to lose them or shrink them to format the article. RabbiTechno 19:08, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Glad you like them! I did take them myself, just got back from a two weeks trip in Ireland. ~ 21:40, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

I thought they might be your own - I saw pictures of you, Codeine and Severian in London, so gathered you may have been over to Ireland too. Never been there myself, but it looks a lovely country. RabbiTechno 14:20, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Where did you see those photos? I never spotted them around here....Isn't Ireland sort of your back yard? Btw, what do you think about the article format? ~ 14:30, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

PLS judging

A while back, you requested an early position as judge in the 5th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise in the Best Mainspace (Best Article) category. I have included your name on the list of judges here. If you are unable to judge for PLS (which won't be for another three months) or no longer have a desire to, just let me know ahead of time. --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 13:27, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Award

AWARD OF THE COMFORTING WORD

This user has helped someone and has been rewarded with this comforting word

Ah, I dunno. The first reviewer was M4M, who really didn't get the article, and the second was done by a guy who's turning out to be my best friend on here so obviously I can't trust him. I need someone who dislikes me just enough to not hate everything I do but who likes me not enough to just give me a good grade on everything. You dislike me, right? I thought so. Just checkin', just checkin'. -- Le Cejak•<-> 21:21, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Howdy

Sorry, Im not good at this, just took that square from the WW2 article. give me time, and I can do WONDERS.--Heinzy 21:06, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Sorry about that:P And by the way, The WW2 square doesnt work very well. Do you know how to get another? Thanks --Heinzy 11:01, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Pic for Road Atlas (if you're interested)

Found this on the Internets whilst looking for something else. Maybe you can use it; maybe it is not anything you want. Cheers -- ----OEJ 15:35, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey Jack, Thanks for that! The thing is, the atlas is based on pictures I actually took, so I think I'll keep it this way. Even though this is a great picture...~ 10:12, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

I did a little touching up to the article, but I have two queries for you (you probably can guess what they are already)... I have no idea how Adobe Potatochop works, and, second, what categories should I add? Thank you for reviewing this piece, I'm kinda proud of the idea... -- Le Cejak•<-> 14:53, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Try to request a pic here. You usually get good results. As for categories, just browse around the list of categories around. Perhaps science related ones? ~ 14:56, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Hello :-)

I'm to Jewish, and i know he was. The idea is to laugh on the fact that Anti-Semites curse Jeews, in the name of Jesus, who himself was Jewish. Thats the point, and thats the formula idea. Dont chew, use your lips. It's not a rubber duck 21:00, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Revert of hate

Re your recent revert on Talk:Jews, I understand why you did it but wouldn't it have been more in keeping with Uncyclopedia if instead of removing the comment you'd reposted it somewhere appropriate? I was going to put it on Talk:BNP with the comment "I think this is one of yours". SmackBot 14:56, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

A matter of taste really. That specific remark was just, well, obnoxious, and I don't think it would have any satirical value in any context. ~ 15:06, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Ooh, we could argue about taste on some of the main articles. Never mind, I won't. Thanks for the reply. SmackBot 15:09, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Education

Thank you very much for explaining about unsigned votes from unregistered users counting as half votes. I must say, though, it surprised me: it seems to mean that we can each cast multiple votes without even taking the trouble of setting up sock puppets. SmackBot 10:59, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

It just means that IP have some rights as well. You have a tendency to walk on the dark side of the force. They do have cookies though. ~ 13:18, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

You'd be hiding in the shadows if you'd bumped into Eugene Kay during your first week here. Cheers! SmackBot 16:31, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Of course I don't :), I'm in constant search for words of wisdom, and Blakie here deliver the goods! I do wonder why do people think that being called Zionist is a bad thing? ~ 17:26, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

In Israel it's really like saying - you're a patriot! more or less....looky here. ~ 17:32, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Dictionary.com says: "a worldwide Jewish movement that resulted in the establishment and development of the state of Israel." Yeah, learning is cool, yeah! <aside>Yes, my knowledge grows with each passing day, and soon, very soon, I shall crush the world with my intellect... Muahahahahaha!</aside> - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)17:34, Oct 28

You sound like pinky and the brain :) ~ 17:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I sound more and more like pinky and the brain each day, and soon, very soon, I shall crush the world with my likeness to pinky and the brain! Muahahahahaha! - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)17:38, Oct 28

Adoption

Oh hey, thanks for the feedback! Help me with the page directly, if you would: I like your idea. I didn't actually think of actually merging the two movies into one except when I was making that picture (you like?). Do a few edits to it, Mordillo, so I can see where it would go... w00t! -- Le Cejak•<-> 13:58, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I didn't hate it at all, I think it's pretty cool - just no something really suitable for front page, it would appeal only to those really familiar with the wiki platform. ~ 13:59, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I knew you were weird, but this, frankly, is ridiculous

That's a Bar Mitsva for the dogs, of course, all Jewish dogs have to undergo the ceremony. It is often nicknamed "Dog Mitzva". Very bizarre. Also, apparently it didn't rain in Singapore today because of me. ~ 14:57, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Ah. It all makes sense now. Too bad about Singapore. Did you know that your Hebrew powers were this strong? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 17:39, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

I had an inkling sensation when the drought in Somalia started.~ 17:54, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

That was you too? Wow. Perhaps you should try using your powers for good, now. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 09:43, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

I WISH FOR YOU TO BECOME WOTM! ~ 14:14, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

All you have to do is write something so good...so great...so fantastic...that no one can resist...????...profit! Simple, no? Don't forget to click your heels together three times. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 16:19, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Singapore didn't rain today

It's all your fault. Because you are a Jew. New Kiew 14:53, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps it is because..

..I am an attention seeker that I'm an admin on ?pedia? Just kidding... yeah I'm just wasting my time really. I do write proper articles too though, just a note. <3 .talk.work.?pedia. <- lookie it's proof I am an admin on ?pedia

Just a quick point... it did get your attention. :P

You made the right choice...

Thank you, thank you.

You know, we're all winners here at the NotM nominations, but I feel so especially honored that you chose me. I will donate the award money to charity, doing my part to stop world hunger by giving an African child one quarter of a full course meal. Thank you, thank you. You know...

Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. I'm all out of juice from all the other personal messages, so I guess you'll be having to get the cheapest of them all. L'cchiam, schmuck, Hanukkah, etc. Shalom. --T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:57, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

WTF? You ban people for what?

You just left me a message saying "That thing you did with Kazakhstan Is a sure recipe for ban".

Huh? How the hell can I get banned for that? All I did was delete a bunch of stupid BORAT, BORAT, BORAT, BORAT comments!? I didn't find them funny so I got rid of them. It seems other people agree with me as they've deleted them again.Distortedice 05:47, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Then I have nothing left to do but to pout. /me pouts ~ 13:12, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps if you ask Spang very nicely in private (ie private IRC msg I guess) he might tell you :P I just don't really want to post my real name on a public page/chatroom ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talkDUNVoNSEarc2.008:58, 07 November 2007

Shalom

Thanks for your concerns, buddy :)
I'm OK, just a brief moment of annoyance at all the drama, quickly outweighed by my deep love for the site and my desire to make it the best it can be. But thanks again. -- Sir CodeineK·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:32, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

It has been sticky lately, but still, we have seen those waves before...:) ~ 10:29, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille isn't awake yet...

Hey dude this jackass huffed my Boethius article that I just started on yesterday! Clearly he doesn't know who I am. Can you restore it? I was going through the sysop user contributions and it seems most of them are not even working here anymore..!--Sir ClaudiusCUNVFH (carpe diem) 14:43, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

That dude is actually a lady :). Sorry I can't restore it, I'm not admin. Drop her a line, she's very nice and she wouldn't have any problems restoring it! ~ 14:48, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

"Dude, that dude looks like a lady." Who is awake around this place?? I'm up everybody else should be up. Any other admins we know around?--Sir ClaudiusCUNVFH (carpe diem) 14:50, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

You're in the US right? which time zone? Try Codeine, or Zombiebaron. Mhaille should be up and running as well. ~ 15:51, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey Mordillo thanks. Your review was really short, but I really wanted some ideas on how to make this better. I know it's bad, I'm just a noob needin help. -- Le Cejak•<-> 01:42, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Keep talking like that and I'll smack you! You're a noob seeking help?! You're nominated for WOTM! Sorry for the shortness, it was quite late, and I didn't want to leave the review hanging for such a long time. ~ 06:47, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome... GRAMPS! :D (btw, do people like being bothered with this sort of thing for voting on VFH?)-- Le Cejak•<-> 21:29, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Don't know about people. I do! ~ 22:06, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Bandcruft

I get your point. I'm editing it as we speak to improve it, and have gotten rid of the rewrite categories. However, what I'm doing will still stand: there are very, very little good band articles and the rest are utter utter shit. Basically it's a campaign of sorts to improve band articles, and band articles only. Maybe it could have a little admin endorsement? (just e.g., "this page will be deleted on (date)" OR "after (amount of time)" if it's not fixed?)

Stop deleting my edits and heed what I have said plz. <3 .talk.work.?pedia.

And before any other poorly thought-through deletions

Now I get it, I didn't see that it was just band related. There was some campaigns in the past (colonization of the week), that I don't think really worked, in the sense of improving specific issue related articles. Still, it might work better if you get some endorsement. Try Codeine, Spang or Mhaille, I'd say they are the most suitable for that cause...~ 11:41, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Sunny bacon needs help

Hi. Again, thanks for the sig. Since Zana Dark's gone, could you help me "pimp up" my user page? At the moment, it's a load of crappy bollocks (or bollocky crap, depending on if your vegetarian). 15:43, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry...

Sorry, I wasn't logged in, but that previous message was me. 15:44, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure, just give me some direction? What do you want to do with it? ~ 15:47, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I want to make it something like User:Goldfishrock's page - have sections that show what pages and templates I've created. I also want funny templates down the side, like his page. 18:05, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I stole his layout and changed it to fit your concept. Change the userboxes to your taste. Like it? ~ 18:42, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I love it. Thank you sooooooooo much! Don't you ever get bored of doing this kind of stuff for us newbies? 18:44, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Not at all, I have many people helping me when I first came in, so why not help out when I can? Glad you like it! ~ 18:45, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Another thing...

Don't worry about it.
Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of templates, we have dozens of them. The first one in nice, I don't really get the drift of the other one, plus it's a bit too big. What is its purpose? ~ 09:29, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

My user page

Now why do I start feeling you operate not one but two sockpuppets? ~ 21:11, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Woops Supern00b

Hi, just noticed that you welcomed me back when I first got here... Sorry I did not notice, I removed your banner thinking that it was automatically added. Guess I was soo n00by that I did not even know about the welcoming! Anyway, thanks for saying hello. :) MrNFork you! 21:21, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

No worries! The person you stole the sig from, was the one who welcomed me back in May 2006 :). How are you managing? OK? ~ 21:40, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Getting on fine thanks! I'm enjoying the experience of messing about with a wiki, which is new to me, and have written 3 articles which have managed to survive the initial huffing! Yep, I stole it from the mighty one... Your not the first person to notice either! I have been able to get hold of a script which makes it easier to send things to QVFD and have finally bothered to install firefox... What a difference that has made. Apparently I'm nominated for an award now! Now who could have been daft enough to do that... Getting the hang of fixing up pages is kinda tricky, you have to be careful not to revert something worthwhile which has been done just because someone else has been a vandal later and they did not notice, but it's cool. It's interesting to learn the limitations of the wiki, and also it's benefits... It was actually kinda odd to see what happened after I deleted your banner... Two people ended up fighting over "who's n00b" I would be, and one of them ended up getting banned. But that's another story... Have fun. MrNFork you! 22:02, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

OH! I saw that one! Was that with Zana Dark? I think she was banned for general misconducted...~ 22:06, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I think that was the case. Was un-fortunate that it happened when it did, because I think that (on this possibly rare occasion) she was actually kind right in that she did talk to me before the the other chap (who has been very helpful since), and that was what pissed her off and caused her to take the actions which got her banned. But as I understand it now she did some things which are not considered acceptable around here (and had a history of causing trouble) so I support the decision to ban her although she did attempt to welcome me... MrNFork you! 22:22, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh well. Maybe they'll unban her some day, even though Zombiebaron is a tough bastard, second chair only to Famine himself :). Leddy - that milk was way pass its expiration date. ~ 22:25, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Response to Hya and then there is this...

...I responded to your Hya on my talk page. When I put the article on that I put the other one had been red linked, so I removed it. If the article was renamed and/or moved, the the proper link should have been corrected in. Simple, eh?

Adoption

Adopt me? --LOLDONGSLOL 04:23, 22 November 2007 (UTC)LOLDONGSLOL
Also, How do I join that Army? The page is...closed.

I'm back from the dead

Hi Mordillo. It is I, sunny bacon. I've created a template which lets you link to templates easily. It's called {{Tl}} (I just used it to link to it). 20:17, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

A new way of signing signatures

Hi. I've just created a revolutionary new template called {{Sig}}. Instead of typing the usual {{User:Mordillo/sig}}, you can now type {{Sig|Mordillo}}. Saves a bit of time, I suppose. 20:21, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

What???

Pinky101 and Osama bin dipesh aren't me. We're good friends at school. I told them about you helping me, and I've been helping them too. {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sunny bacon/sig}} 11:56, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Cool beans then, it just seemed that it's operated by the same person. ~ 16:22, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Signature trouble

I've taken your advice and changed my nickname to {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sunny_bacon/sig}}...but when I use it by typing 4 tildes I get this: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sunny_bacon/sig}} 12:52, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry. I've sorted it out - I just hadn't checked the raw signatures box. 15:54, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

It won't effin transclude!

OK. So the way to view a list of my subpages is go to Special:Prefixindex&from=Sunny+bacon&namespace=2. But I want to be able to transclude this onto User:Sunny bacon/list, so I can just go there instead. But when I type the pagename in curly braces, it comes up with this:

Welcome to the club

Yeah, I know, right? Thank god we admins are finally gettin' some help, since we admins are always so busy, with all the things we admins do. Yeah, admins. - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)21:52, Dec 2

Thank you all! :) I shall now go forth and look for a poor shmoe to ban, all in the name of the glory of the Jewclypedia. Did I say that out loud?

Oh and Leddy, special thanks for the nom! ~ 21:57, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, good sir!

I have something to say...MISTER WINKLER IS GAY!!! ~ 02:03, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

It's that time of year

Rabbi Techno presents you withOne Imperial Gallon of Lamp Oil!

Should see you through the next week or so without having to resort to any supernatural shenanigans.Happy Hanukkah!

HAPPY HANUKA!!!
I'm actually out of Israel at the moment, so I won't be enjoying the Suganiot this year. Damn. ~ 14:35, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, Mordillo

/chuckles disproportionately at the terrible pun, which he is surely the first to make.

Hello. Congratulations on the ultimate power thing, highly deserved, as mentioned elsewhere. Also, happy Hanukkah, as also mentioned elsewhere. (Actually, as an aside - I went to what was, despite my having a Jewish-sounding surname (no, not "user"), my first Hanukkah party at the weekend. Spent far too much time getting acquainted with the chocolate fountain. But I digress).

I actually came here to apologise for the most pifflingly minor thing. I voted against your Jewish holidays article when it was up on VFH. I re-read it again today, and for the life of me can't see why. It's excellent. I must have been in an absolute git of a mood that day.

Now, I know that it got featured anyway, and I know that you won't remember every name who voted against you and hold it against them forevermore, building temples of hate to their undying souls, or anything like that... But I wanted, nonetheless, to let you know that I have finally enjoyed it as you intended. Although why I had to do so at such length is a mystery. A one liner would have sufficed. Ah well. Thanks for a (belated) good laugh on a monday. --SirUnderUser(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 21:26, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Believe it or not, I appreciate it very much! The first and initial reason I'm here is to write and make people laugh, and as soon as I get used to this adminhood thing, I hope to get back to it. So thanks for that - it always cheers me up to know that people actually like what I contribute. And...HAPPY HANUKA! ~ 23:14, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

PS, there's nothing whatsoever regarding Hanukka that involved a chocolate fountain, I think someone made a private interpretation of the holiday...~ 23:14, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, well, you see, they have to put oil in the chocolate they use in chocolate fountains to keep it the right texture. Or at least that was the excuse I think they used! The other food was more traditional... Actually, all traditions should have room for chocolate fountains. Except fasting ones, obviously. --SirUnderUser(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 11:26, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, you can always say you get the chocolate AFTER you finish fasting! ~ 11:56, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

I need help in destoying ISREAL

I thing I spelled it wrong. But anyways how do you create your own template--User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 01:39, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Templates. I believe that one should always have 80 templates relating to Hitler on any page including this one (luckily I'm too busy doingimportantthings to bother right now).

Colors. WEEEEEEE COLORS!!!!

I hope you found that informative, Mordillo. See you on another random talk page probably. Le Cejak•<->(Dec 5 @ 14:52)

This is getting very creepy....~ 15:11, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

I hate js (in real life too)

Hello again! Nice to see you and stuff. Er yeah, embarrassing question: I tried to set up a bunch of extra js to help me do helpful stuff (can you believe I was QVFDing without it until a couple of short weeks ago?)

Anywhat, I buggered it up a bit, and instead of adding the welcome tab with the message I wanted (like the default one, but with "(but don't ask me to adopt you)" in the edit summary), I lost my shiny QVFD button and other bits. I'm not comfortable crawling around in the wiki's js, and I must have pasted or edited it a bit wonky. I've reverted back to a working version now so at least I have my QVFD button back, but can you spare a minute from huffin' and bannin' stuff to have a tinker in my js page and add useful stuff properly? Or just explain to me in nice, short words that an idiot could understand, exactly what I did wrong and what I should do to correct it (surgery and lobotomies are not viable options).

Hey, I just noticed this and, after deciding to steal all of U.U.'s js(sorry, I'll give it back, I swear!), I noticed that I had to edit the autowelcome script, so that I could display my own, personalized, extra shiny welcome message. My question to either you, Mordillo, or you, under user (I know you're out there!) is why isn't the bit of code I whipped up(As in "stole from UU again") welcoming users with my version of the welcome template(which I stole from HerrDoktor)? - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)04:11, Dec 6

I think that 30 people should be employed full-time just to write other people's code. That way maybe I could a big, confusing js and CSS like everyone else. I feel left out. (BTW, I think Dr. Skullthumper and Villaj Ideeut are also big on programming. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:32, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

That's bizarre, what does it actually do? ~ 09:17, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

No I mean, what does it ACTUALLY do? You're supposed to see the link of the talk pages of the new users painted green, and when you punch those it auto generates a welcome message. ~ 11:45, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it turns the talk link green, and then generates the page with {{subst:Welcome}}. Basically, I just need it to make it go to {{subst:User:TheLedBalloon/Welcome}}, which I for some reason can't do.(Maybe it's hear where my lack of knowledge of any js is becoming a problem....) - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)11:49, Dec 6

Haven't a clue myself, I nicked it from someone else. However, I need to be more careful with it, and not go welcoming users Mordillo infibanned about 2 minutes earlier. /me waits for ban. --SirUnderUser(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 16:54, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

That was a bit funny....:) Anyway Leddy, I can't find what's wrong with it, your parent JS seems fine as well. Try taking it to Spang or Mitch, they're very good with JS. Sorry....~ 17:01, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Darn it, done it again! Must remember not to click the bold TALK link if checking a new page. Damn js, I really didn't mean to do that. Right, I'm taking my gf's advice and stopping now: I'm ill. Feel free to ban me in punishment for being stoopid and editing while ill! --SirUnderUser(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 17:13, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Someone is UnAngry.

I'm angry because my page got huffed.

I'm angry because I don't use MySpace after getting told to use MySpace.

I'm angry.

I'm angry because I cant seem to be re-directed to the source of my now deleted page on Rs2underground.

Hello I is be IP address and I write you concerning Jamesfotheringham. Me want that artickle back post-haste and also I want Josh Tattersal to suck it plzkthxbai!!! 68.189.67.167 13:34, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Good day sir

Hope your having fun with the huffing. Well I'm really just here to brag about getting my feature on the front page (obviously), but wondered if you could have a look at how it's been done? There does not seem to be a link to the main article from there. You know the (more...) bit which takes you to the full thing. I'm not sure if this was what User:Thekillerfroggy intended or not, but he's not around right now to ask. If you could have a look I would be grateful. Thanks MrNFork you!14:18, Dec 6

Martina Hingis

Martina Hingis keeps getting vandalised, each time by a different IP (thanks for banning the most recent one, by the way). I'm starting to wonder whether Hingis fans have discovered the article and decided they must defend her honour (wouldn't that be great?). Anyway, I'm not sure how one goes about doing this, but would it be possible to get the article semi-protected? --15Mickey20(talk to Mickey) 23:52, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

It is a bit of a weird target.I've semi protected it till next month, let's see how it goes. Let me know if you see anymore "fans" in the future...~ 00:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

You people sure have an odd way of celebrating Christmas

Chanukah? Is that Hebrewish for "baby Jesus"? Oh, and just so we're clear, by "you people" I mean Jews. Lastly, a merry Lol and a hearty Chanukah to you and yours in this happy holiday season. I, for one, plan on getting a little drunk and punching out an uncle or two. That's what the holidays are about: family. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 05:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

God, a latke flavored soda...that's just evil. EVIL I tell you. Actually, Hannukah is the one you slaughter decent catholics and make pastries out of them. Or was that Passover? I can never remember. I'll just go out and slaughter one just in case. Happy holidays! ~ 08:35, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks

Hello Mordillo, I believe i owe you belated thanks for helping to straighten me out during my "learning" time here, where I managed to make many people unhappy in VFD, QVFD, and by moving and Nofuing stuff. Apparently I learned how to be subtle behave on most accounts. I even got nominated for NoTM, so someone likes the work I now do around here. Anyway, I am still a terrible master and commander of the Power of Nofu. I will never change that, but at least I don't mark articles "Nofu" very often. Here is yet another example of my Nofu Obsession, as well as a gift to you:

This Official 25,000 Dollar Certificate is registered at the Bank of Nofu. If you have 50,000 Nofu Dollars or more, you may be entitled to a membership in the Order of Nofu. Ask Le Marquis de Nofu for details.

No problem. Although one of these days, if I'm drunk enough I might delete everything that has the work NOFU on it from this site. ~ 14:29, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, but you gotta feel sorry for him. Poor guy: Chanakah, which is a misspelled version of the real holiday, has just started and now he has to hang out with his annoying relatives. Le Cejak•<->(Dec 10 / 15:07)

Well, first of all, I don't have to because I'm working in Amsterdam at the moment, so I put 5500KM between me and the relatives. Second, if you EVER misspell Hanukkah again I'll have to do something very nasty to you. In fact, let's use the proper Hebrew spelling from now on - חנוכה. (read from right to left right?). Third, Ggarfield, it's worse than that, you gave money to an armed drunk. And last one Cajek - looky here. Sannse gave me an administrative spanking. ~ 15:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Here, let me respond to how awesome that is in Hebrew: נההכווח. I think you get the idea, and sorry for the swearing!! Le Cejak•<->(Dec 10 / 15:31)

Any Good Reason?

You have a template like this and you don't expect people to use it? Or you just don't expect people to use it as a flimsy excuse to get pictures of tits on Uncyclopedia? I thought the self-referential bit there was rather humorous, and isn't that the whole point here? I thought that was a good reason, but of course YMMV.

Anyway, it wasn't necessary to block me. You could have just asked me about them, or at the most just removed them if they so offended you. It's not like I'm some newb who was flooding the place with uploads and you had to act quickly to prevent the end of civilization as we know it (of which UNC is, of course, the Platonic form). It was only eight pics, the last of which was at least half an hour before you blocked me; and I'm hardly a newb: I've been around a lot longer than most people here, including yourself. In fact, the first post on Chronarion's Talk page is from me.

I appreciate that you're an admin and you've contributed quite a lot here and have to wade through a lot of shit with little thanks (thank you!), but perhaps be a little less jumpy?

By the way, on the "Yer Ass is Blocked" page, where it says, "...you may contact [YourNameHere] or one (1) of the other administrators...." you might want to provide some means of doing that, since the person is, you know, blocked.

Oh, and if you're going to block people for "Uploading excessive NSFW images for no good reason," you might want to include that somewhere in the documents you encourage blocked people to read. --Darguz Parsilvan 18:21, 11 Dec 2007 (UTC) (Oops!)