The CW became the first of the Big 5 Networks to announce their Fall 2011 premiere schedule yesterday. The schedule is so incredibly awful that we don’t really care about this at all but on the bright side, at least we get to get it out of the way early. If you wondering why it’s so awful, please refer to this and, of course, the rest of their absolute dog-crap programming as indicated below. There are two good shows on their entire schedule and one potentially good show. Your job: guess which ones we think they are, and please note, if Gossip Girl even entered your mind, you’ve already failed… and apparently so have we.