When I first met Miriam back in May last year I was often asked by friends of mine that hadn't met her (many, as we were kind of pre-occupied with each other) what she was like. Now words like "pretty", "funny" and such come to mind but they don't really describe her.. usually I replyied with a smile and said "Disarming".

Which is why I was amused by this exchange in Closer:

Jude(who is an obituary writer): Sometimes we put in some euphemisms for fun.Natalie: Like what?Jude: Hmm.. "He had a convivial personality."Natalie: What's that?Jude: He was an alchohilic.Natalie: Ohhh. What others?Jude: "Cherished their privacy", was secretly gay. "Enjoyed his privacy." Raging Queen!Natalie: What's my euphemism?Jude: *looks at her, a second too long* Disarming.Natalie: That's not a euphemism.Jude: Oh yes it is.