Didn't you know clowns have moved into organ harvesting? They are also responsible for keeping the metric system down, funding Michael Bay films, and are now the leading cause of divorce in America. Those fake smiles and dead eyes are just the tip of the iceberg.

I may have posted this before, but a very good friend of mine was going out with a bloke who one day announced that he was going to Clown School as it was his ambition to become a clown. She told him she had never heard anything so pathetic and dumped him.