Good GOD man. The only comment that I've ever seen that got more thumbs was someone posted the lyrics to a whole song that they wrote about oranges. The comment was on a post that talked about how nothing rhymes with the word "orange".

This is you, Funnyjunk. A guy spends his entire funnyjunk lifetime posting rolls, getting thumbs for the successful ones, and deleting the fail ones, and he has more than double the thumbs than some actual clever commenters.

I am completely incapable of processing this information. My brain actually started hurting like hell by trying to work out the odds of getting this. It just...I can't....I need to go sleep.... preferably permanently...

I see what you're saying. But the odds do not change. The possibilities of what he might get will not change. He can get 113 twice or even three times. Just because he got it once does not mean he will not get it again.

Not quite. This is pure random so the previous chances does not affect the outcome of the one after. Like a coin toss. it's a 1:2 chance. Always. Because you get Heads the first time does not guarantee you getting tails the second.

Wow.....just......WOW. Normally I find myself rolling my eyes (no pun intended) at a lot of the roll comments that make the front page, but this is just plain majestic. I think it's got the potential to set a new comment-thumb record, and I'm honored to have helped it along that path.