I hate poetry!Poetry looks like a demon rising.I don’t want to do this.Poetry sounds like nails on a chalkboard.I still don’t want to do this.Poetry smells like skunk spray times ∞I still will not don’t want to do this.Poetry tastes like rotten eggs with human brains.I will never do this again.Poetry feels like being frozen by a freeze ray.Doesn’t everybody hate poetry?

Hey, Panajotis, poems are like everything else. There’s some very good poetry, and then there’s a lot of very bad poetry. I think he is well on his way to telling the difference. -via The Daily Dot