Look, boys and girls! We have four pictures of Michael Jackson dangling his baby over the balcony! Or do we??? You know, something isn't quite right about these pictures. Is one of them different? Hmm...

(singing)

One of these things is not like the other,One of these things doesn't belong,Can you tell which thing is not like the other,Before I finish this song?

One of these "things" is not like the other,One of these disgusting things doesn't belong,Can you tell which ridiculous, pitiful thing is not like the other,Before the end of this song?

One of these weirdo pop stars is not like the other stuck-up rap star,One of these touched-in-the-head performers isn't the one,I bet you can't tell which nose isn't plastic,Before this ditty is done.

Which of these deluded, surgery-scarred Wacko Jackos is not like the other arrogant, self-promoting foulmouth with identity issues,One of these rock stars who owe their life to the comedy stylings of Weird Al Yankovic shouldn't be there,Can you tell which rap star who has so little esteem that he fears for the artistic integrity of his song if Weird Al does a video is not like the other,Before his child walks on air?

Answer: The Wacko Jacko in the first three photos have whiter skin than the Wacko Jacko in the fourth photo.

Next: Nancy Boy

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"Regime change, like charity, begins at home." - Ira Glass, This American Life