Latest Auto
Technology

submitted 8/4/06

Clearly,
a new frontier is upon our
Technology
Center
miniaturization laboratory.

By
applying the combinatorial properties of our recently discovered new element
– Govermentium – in the metal alloy mix required to manufacture
automobiles of extreme performance characteristics, the
IOOK
Technology
Center
is reaching the cusp of manufacturing and miniaturization technology.

This
prototype automobile, combining the alloy materials resulting from injecting
Govermentium in all material resources needed to manufacture a car, was then
irradiated in the IOOK VGBS chamber.

Once
in the chamber, a monocochal programming effort led to the asymmetric planned
decomposition sequence that allows the object to morph to the pre-programmed
state for storage.

The
seminal procedure required to accomplish the miniaturization of the object
requires tremendous amounts of power (approaching the googleplexwatt level).
Fortunately, earlier research that produced the Retroincabulator allowed the
technology center to find the precise magnitude of the Pudenda Vector Function
(PVF) needed to successfully reach the miniaturization factor.

When
the prototype was unveiled at the recent San Diego Comi-Con, the largest
gathering of futuristic thinkers in the business of documenting important
events, the leader of the exhibit accurately described the experiment – in
true IOOK Technology Capability factors – as Nobi Novis Sulis Soli.

The
Technology
Center
marketing coordinator expects to introduce the vehicle during the worldwide
miniaturization sales convention to be held at the Dayton Hara Arena on
2/31/07. This event is NOT associated with the 2007 HamVention.