Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband
was at work. One day, she
was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car
pull in the
driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out
the window, my
husband is home early!"

Ralph looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window!
It's raining like hell
out there."

Mary cried, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of
us!"

So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he landed
outside he
found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he started running
along side the
others, only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his
arm.

One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"

Ralph answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free having
the air blow over
your skin while you are running."

Then another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying your clothes
on your arm?"

Ralph answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at
the end of the run
and get in my car to go home."

Then another runner asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"