One half of the Tag champs, is tight with Hogan. What more do you need? I mean, it's not like there's really a bar. He's also part of a pretty famous flub that will live in infamy. Decent guy, too, from what I've heard.

One of the rumours floating about is that Rene Goulet is being considered for the HOF this year, as one of the earliest wrestling stars who is still alive and thus can do the ceremony this makes perfect sense to me.

He was a midcarder for a couple of years, he didn't have any big single feuds, He had a run as half of a middling tag team, that held the belts for a while. He then flopped massively as a singles guy after that.

I don't doubt he's a nice guy, but he hasn't done anything to me to warrant being in the HOF.

So...horror movies are now fixated on "creepy dolls". Thanks, Conjuring. Because we needed more quick-cuts, jump scares and slow pans over doll faces. That, and found-footage movies can go fuck right off. Wyrmwood, however....more like that, please.

So the #BlackLivesMatters folks who plan on shutting down BART on Market St are bringing metal spoons. No idea what they're for but if they chuck them on the tracks and shut it down long past they're gone, commuters are gonna be FUCKED. Hopefully that's not the case and it's over and done with in a matter of hours like last time so I can get to work in the afternoon

"Rape Zombie" #'s 1,2, and 3 are now on Netflix (Under the title "Lust of the Dead"). I love me some Tokyo Shock, but rape is one of those things that really...I don't know...it's one of those things that adds gravitas and a serious nature to a film. It's not really supposed to be featured in splatstick films like these. I loved Machine Girl, I really liked Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl...but these...NO.

These movies...I don't know if it's just because I've been reading about it happening so much in the news, or because I'm more aware that it happens so often, but the idea of women being gang-raped as a central plot device in a z-level horror movie is just too much. It's over the line, man.

Very over part of the Hulkamania era, well know in the mainstream and one of the few black guys to get over during that period. Despite the jokes Koko B Ware may not be a first ballot HOFer but he still deserves to get in to the HOF.

Yeah, and the remake (and TWO...I think...sequels) are that much WORSE because they cheapen it, whereas the original at least was done in a gritty, vile, grotesque way. The remake took that and turned it into freakin' HOSTEL: Rape Edition.

>Hello I'm Rene Goulet Da da de da da do. I know one thing we all can agree on, when a professional gets his boots in the ring that's when it really takes off. That's why I've gone out and done the wrestling world a frickin' service, and cut this promo. It's called The Patterson Bangers Ball. Ha Ha Ha A little inside I know. Anyway what you get is one full hour of rip roarin' wrassling action. Not by some dubious ruffians without the chops, but by a professionally trained grappling man.

In today's Daily Update, Parallax responded to a Danimal post with a picture of one of those little Troll dolls. He also responded to a different post with a remark about Danimal collecting tolls at bridges.

most wrestling fans don't plan to put together a party full of their friends wearing nothing but different versions of the same fancy dress costumes.I'm not sure what kind of person does that but their designation is far more specific than Wrestling Fan.