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The good news this fiscal year is that the Farglik Brand Managers have been cranking out some of the finest marketing materials this side of the galaxy. Our efforts to "Grow the Blasting Market" have been extremely successful, while spot-on advertisements aimed at our core demographic ("People who shoot things") have earned industry acclaim. Look at this fine example:

During last year's report it was discussed how celebrity endorsements would be leveraged this year to boost sagging sales of our DLT20 rifle lineup. Attempts to bring aboard Han Solo or Princess Leia failed, and our marketing team described Lando as "2 hot 2 handle." However, we successfully landed a deal with Porkins, the fat X-Wing Pilot (pictured, right). We successfully filmed the first of many planned Holocron spots ("Farglik Rifles Always Fire True, Even When Your Hands Are Covered in Chicken Grease") before Porkins was lost in the same incident that destroyed our Death Star branch office.

Next year, we're moving forward with a series of aggressive campaigns. The first is aimed at a general audience, with the key message: "Forget the question. Violence is the answer!" The second is positioned to move our powerful carbine lineup: "Introducing the Sliced DH17 Carbine: Get Yours Before They're Nerfed!"