Monday, October 24, 2011

The Nerve of Her Boobs

Yes, this is about another chat with Piglet and Oogie. But this is legit- it's about the absolutely totally f*cking unacceptable sighting of Scarlett Johansson making out with my darling Joseph Gordon Levitt... I mean, MY Joseph! To wit:

GROWL.

Anyway, the following g-chat ensues:

Piglet: This is not even debatable (*provides link to atrocity). I will kill her. DONE

Oogie: I’m trying to be very composed and dignified. Obviously I am above fighting or being bitter that a man I hypothetically could have had but not so much in reality, chooses someone who isn’t even that pretty. I’m calm. And zen. No, I’m seeing red. I can barely see. kadjafvcvfd; Excluse m.e