Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Once again reality has proven that it exists and I am not in a padded cell somewhere dreaming it all up. As proud as I would be to possess an imagination capable of producing a concept like "Amish Vampires In Space", I am just not that creative. Kudos reality for once again destroying solipsism.

It may be kind of interesting because it has vampires in it but funny because of Amish vampires in the title and then in space to boot. How did they get their horse drawn carriage in Space of all places.

Amish in space--it could happen if they were being persecuted severely enough on Earth. Any use of technology would be limited to what was strictly necessary to safeguard and uphold their faith and their way of life.