Is there a way to install Optifine with Forge for versions 1.8.1 and above?Do NOT tell me Google is my friend. I have tried her many times and she doesn't spit out too much good info.

OptiFine isn't really compatible with 1.8 versions of Forge. I'm not really sure what you mean by 'If only Optifine made a thing for Forge', because it's completely up to whether or not the mod was made to work with Forge or work independently.