Why should you join TEAM: Brian? You shouldn't! TEAM: Brian has an impressive 5 total members that span more than thirty projects. After more than three years of inactivity, I have finally updated the team website, which still sucks almost as much as it before the update. We have no goals and no drive. If you join TEAM: Brian you can expect nothing and TEAM: Brian expects nothing from you.

So, in short, if apathy were a category for teams, TEAM: Brian wold be number one, but also wouldn't really care.