What a bunch of cheese curd crunching whiny Wisconsinites we've got 100 miles to the north of Chicago! A pre-sale for Wisconsin addresses only? Puhhll-Fuckin'-EEEZE!

And look at Craig Counsell...Arms crossed, trying to look bad assed. He looks like my high school math teacher telling me he's disappointed in my lack of effort recently. Looks like the worst thing he could possible do to you is bag your groceries and crack an egg. Nerd!!!!

What?! Our Chicago money not green enough to sit in your shitty stadium that looks like a cross between the Emerald City and a furniture warehouse to watch the Cubs whoop yo ass on the regs? If it wasn't for Cubs fans dough, you'd be down to 3 employed sausages for your stupid ass wiener race. Who's on the bubble Brewers? Chorizo? Fucking racists...

The Brewers Trumpian Ticket Wall will never stand in Cubs country. A Call To Arms!! Wisconsin Cubs fans!! Buy up the pre-sale and sell tickets to us down here in Chicago! No!! Not just Cubs fans from Chicago!! From all over the world!!