Friday, March 03, 2006

'Bout Time

"The White House has been taking it on the chin lately, and the reverberations are being felt throughout the GOP," Republican blogger Bobby Eberle wrote this week. "From the Harriet Miers nomination to the Dubai Ports and more, the folks in charge of message strategy appear to be asleep at the wheel."

Nope, they are just doing the same old same old, the folks in charge of the MSM and the Republicans are just waking up. 'bout time.

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I don't know, Via. These bastards seem to be untouchable. It's like some kind of nightmare that won't that doesn't end. Unless we can figure out a way to keep them from stealing our votes, we're f%#ked.

Eberle is of Talon News, the rag-ass fake paper that employed male prostitute, White House press reporter, Jimmy Dale Guckert Jeff Gannon. Eberle needs to send Jeff back to press some flesh and get some answers.

Oh, no, jolly roger. Runaway Brides and meth-head Jesus freaks are small potatoes. What we need is another Terry Schiavo. That would distract everybody. Republican lawmakers would be too afraid to stick their necks in this ethical mess again, and the religious right would have a fit.

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White smoke billowed from the house yesterday at dusk, joyfully announced Sister Tigris Torti and Brother Jeff Tabby, signaling the election of John Roland I. as Bishop of the Church of the Front Porch (or was that dinner burning?)
The special evening session, held when Brother Johnny finally got home from work, was attended by only the Tulsa Brethren and Cistern. Your absence has been duly noted.
A special toast was given at the Chapel of the Back Porch while the sprinklers were being set up. The Airedales romped. Poop was scooped. Goodness and Mercy abounded.
The traditional post-election hymn was sung: Praise the Lager and Pass the Peanuts!
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