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CNN reports that James Caneron announced there will be four more Avatar sequels… Apparently because three won’t quite tell the story. We’ve got some suggestions for titles for the sequels: 1. Another Box Office Record = Unobtanium 2. Dumb stuff… Read More ›

Ted Cruz is like Milwaukee’s beer, Miller. He’s the Champagne of beers, or in other words, the best of the worst leading Republican candidates. Donald Trump is like Milwaukee’s motor cycle manufacturer, Harley-Davidson… a noisy HOG of television time. Bernie Sanders… Read More ›

The Globe and Mail reports that Microsoft created a “chatbot” named Tay that learns language from Twitter users. The project didn’t work so well… From the article: “Another user asked, ‘Do you support genocide?’ Tay responded to @Baron_von_derp: ‘i do indeed.’”… Read More ›

The British National Research Council asked the public online for names for its new research boat that will travel to Antarctica. The current leader: “Boaty McBoatface.” The National Research Council has said that they will choose the final name, regardless… Read More ›

1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›

The LA Times reports that in addition to returning the X-Files, Fox plans on reviving 24 and Prison Break. As some of you might recall in Prison Break, the characters broke out of prison and got thrown back in a… Read More ›

CNN reports that a female Walking Dead fan has bit show star Norman Reedus at a “Walker Stalker” convention. Reportedly he won’t be pressing charges, but asks fans to not bite him. Ms. Bitey has been banned from future conventions…. Read More ›

Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the year. So to make it clear, Super Saturday is better than Black Friday and Cyber… Read More ›

Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year.” Three Better Headlines For This Story “Obsolete Dictionary Maker Does Something Lame That Hopefully Goes… Read More ›

CNN reports that Donald Trump commented on Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo, calling it massive. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Donald Trump Campaign Making America Great Again, By Insulting Everyone. Making America Great Again By Not Returning To Decades When… Read More ›