I'm an actor. Here's the part where I welcome you the website which is a gesture that doesn't so much as make the reader feel good, but rather establishes that they aren't in the wrong place. Which, you're not.

The 2nd paragragh goes into a bit more detail about stuff I've done, which you may have already seen or you wouldn't be here. But just in case, hosting HGTV shows and touring Canada in Broadway's solo 'Defending the Caveman' is a nice start.

If you're still with us, next comes some sort of cordial invitation to contact me while making a humourous -yet subtle- remark in regards to how awesome I am. Which, in order to include the subtle angle, only might be true.