In “weird, I never really thought about that” news, it turns out that folks tattooed from head to toe like to tan too! Or at least that the case with Jesse James’ infamous mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee who spent Saturday afternoon poolside at her West Palm Beach, Florida hotel catching some rays.

The 25-year-old walking graffiti gallery was in Florida to participate in the Damon Feldman Pillow Fight Championship at the Ocean Manor Resort in Ft Lauderdale Saturday night, during which Michelle donned some over-sized boxing gloves and beat the crap out of what little dignity she had left as well as another woman who appeared to be over-matched in the boxing ring:

Those peepers are what I call Viagra killers!

But hold on haters, there’s no need for you to rush scrolling down to the bottom of this post to spout out your vitriolic comments because ol’ Bombshell McGee is way ahead of you!

Ummmmm… I think that’s supposed to be edgy and ironic, but it comes across as just sad and pathetic to me. But what do I know? The maker of these shirts is probably making millions of dollars right now.

Now I just want to see Sandra Bullock in a cut off tank top with the words “What Was I Thinking?” on it.

Gossip and drama aside, she would actually be pretty if she didn’t have those face and neck tattoos.

Katie

I knooow!! The tattoo on the forehead is just beyond stupid looking to me.

Ugh

Don’t you think referring to a person with lots of tattoos as a “walking graffiti gallery” is a bit distasteful? Sure, she is a tramp, but not all women, or men, covered with tattoos are.

jessica

never trust a woman with ‘evil c**t’ tattooed on her hands

ohmygeez

Face tattoos are tacky, no matter who you are or what you look like. At least she doesn’t look like a transient though, as does Kat Von D.

http://www.facebook.com/sergiomichelmusic The Serge

I had the privilege of calling this fight and the entire event as The Celebrity Guest Announcer / Host. Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee is one of the sweetest people I ever met. She is a very beautiful woman and even more so in person. We all had a great time and Damon Feldman puts on an A-1 production. The girls of the South Florida Pillow Fighting Circuits are all sweeties too. It’s all showbiz, don’t take it all too seriously. 😉 Michelle, you freaking rock!!!

-The Serge
@smichelmusic

amy

no, it’s not disrespectful to call it a walking graffitti gallery- that’s what it is! art?? and i was totally going to say how lame the huge forhead tattoo is! as a person with tattoos it’s strange that there would be the remark “i never thought of them tanning”- why not?? there’s still skin there, and the only thing is to sunscreen the tats so they don’t fade.

ugh

you’re an idiot.

That’s trashy

That’s just trashy, yea tats are hot but not all over ur face. Also why would u advertise that ur a wh0re have some respect for ur self

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