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from June 8, 2005

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June 8, 2005: Fatherly Advice
In which Ken and Andy solicit fatherly advice from listeners to share with a sad orphan boy; nine listeners are hung up on and two microphones are dropped; four women call in a row; and the most tender moment of SSD history - Andy adopts Reed and introduces the Fatherly Advice Sermon. Zinger Playlist by Listener Patrick.

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What would you do if body parts fell on you?
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I don't like this foreplay.
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Shock humor
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Never let the mind linger while meditating.
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Let Bygones Be Bygones.
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Sleep is the best medicine.
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Never Let Bygones Be Bygones.
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Conquering a country is the easy part. Occupying it is generally impossible.
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Always treat a gun as if it's loaded.
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A rolling ball is always followed by a running child.
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Don't tempt a trigger happy Ken with a full phone bank.
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Never bounce tennis balls on the sidewalk, you'll be hit by oncoming traffic.
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Don't be a schmuck.
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Always have a good handshake like McArthur.
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Andy's on the scoreboard.
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Never mow the grass with bare feet.
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Revenge of the Sis.
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Be honorable.
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The more you do what you did, the more you get what you got.
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Your troubles can be blessings in disguise.
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Never marry a girl from Ohio.
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Andy commits audio suicide
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The harder you try, the worse it is when you fail.
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Don't go to bed with a wet head or you will wake up sick.
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Measure twice, cut once.
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The audio sucker punch.
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An idle mind is the devil's work shop / Don't BS an old BSer.
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Always do the ethical thing because you have to look at yourself in the morning.
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Do what's right for you and F everybody else.
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The member of your subversive group who advocates violence is probably the FBI.
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