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The Minister's Erection in The Little Mermaid (1989)

Image via Disney

As little kids, we were on the edge of our seat for this scene. Ursula, the sea witch, has not only given herself a hot human bod and hypnotized Prince Eric into loving her, but she's also stolen Ariel's voice. And to make it all legit, she's getting married to Eric by a bishop.

Wait, hold up. Somebody is more excited about this union of holy matrimony than Ursula. What's going on with the bishop's, uh, downtown area? Is that a bobbing erection?

Certainly it does look like one. However, if you don't look at this scene from the profile shot, you'll see that it's a bone of a different type: his bony knees.