Producer Nathan Folks is feeling pretty confident that Lindsay Lohan won’t go to jail, and is hoping to cast her in a new movie about overnight celebrities who can’t handle the pressure of fame and fake their own deaths. LiLo would play a investigator who is hired to get to the bottom of the disappearances. We’re pretty sure there’s another role there that she could play much more confidently. (Perez Hilton)

Here’s one wedding I’d prefer to watch over Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s: Paris Hilton and Cy Waits, who have reportedly been shopping for engagement rings. (CNN)

Celebrities: they’re just like us (well, maybe not all of us). Here are 10 cleaning-obsessed celebrities. (The Frisky)

Charlie Sheen is in the market for two houses for his two ex-wives, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller, in hopes that by living near him, his kids will grow closer to him. Uh… thanks? (TMZ)

Will you watch Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Rainn Wilson in the Sundance featured film, Hesher? (Just Jared)