This morning @NSRoadsPolicing are escorting an abnormal load from Wroxham to Wherstead. Please we patient and follow our instructions, we will keep you moving as best we can #abloadpippa #1350 pic.twitter.com/QgXRCxcBEh Reference: 459331

Driver stopped & reported in Wroxham for using their phone, they failed to see us coming in the opposite direction in a marked BMW. #NotWorthTheRisk #ItCanWait #Fatal4 1360/7007 @BroadlandPolice pic.twitter.com/leWI9et7tD

Mick Whitton is clearly not impressed with my knotcraft. As I attempt to tether our 44ft motor cruiser “Royale Light” to the dock for the first time, he watches disparagingly and then mutters in his thick Norfolk burr: “If you tie your mooring rope lik…