Mr. Green: Who would want to kill the cook?Miss Scarlett: Dinner wasn't THAT bad.Col. Mustard: How can you make jokes at a time like this?Scarlett: It's my defense mechanism.Mustard: Some defense. If I was to kill her, I would kill you next. (audible gasps) I said if, IF. Hey, come on there is only one admitted killer here, and it is certainly not me, it is her!Mrs. White: I've admitted nothing.Mustard: Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands have you had?White: Mine or other women's?Mustard: Yours.White: Five.Mustard: Five?White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex- soft, strong, and disposable.Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

Originally posted by The ThrillTorchslasher, you still da man. Clue 4 Life!

If you like that one, you will love this one (actually, these two have nothing to do with each other...I can't actually accurately assess whether you will love this).

Joe Wilson (looking at Interocitor manual)- Hey, here's something my wife could use in the house...Crow T. Robot- A man?Joe Wilson- An interocitor incorporating an electron sorter.Cal Meechum- Oh, she'd probably gain 20 pounds while it did all the work for her.Tom Servo- Cal, you bitch!