Some of the weird and wonderful e-mails I receive . . .

Fix the Economy

This was an article (so I’m told) from the St. Petersburg Times newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for their ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this reader nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic Retirement:

There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million dollars apiece Severance Pay with these stipulations.