Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

She must have been using a wimpy toy. As a kid, I had a 6' long Peruvian blowgun that could put a dart through a National Geographic magazine from 20'away. Unfortunately, I didn't have any curare-tipped darts or some of the other accessories.