PBsndJ: I fucked my ex, her 15 year old sister and her mom all in a 2 day period and videotaped each one sucking my dick. The sister died in a car crash 4 days later and I fucked her mom again after the sisters funeral. Her dad is now my boss and friend.

Anonymous: What is this garbage? What kind of idiot would come up with such crap? I suppose this is the result of today's idiotic generation. Yup, you're all in your correct era. This is the Idiot Age.

Anonymous: that is an incorrect analogy. saying a girl is like a lock implies that they're supposed to protect their chastity or something. also, that penises are like keys simply cause they protrude outwards is what i expect from a simple mind to come up with. also, what will you do with your legend key, if you come across a codepad? what a useless key lol

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Anonymous: ^ ROFL , aye, technology is evolving yo, soon all locks will be codepads and all keys will be useless x)

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Anonymous: ^ NOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY KEY WILL NEVER BE USELESS!!!!!

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Anonymous: ..but when all locks are codepads, all keys will become codes. and so master codes will also come forth! any comebacks, shitty locks?

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slikwilly: someone should get this man a beer and a cigar.... He has the right idea

Anonymous: locks dont have hymen like cunts do, else the virginity on humanoid females thing wouldnt matter this much. some keys in some systems just fit some doors, other keys fit all doors in a building.

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Anonymous: of course only long and wide dicks fit into some vaginas, else it would be an economical problem not a biophysical one.

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Anonymous: or social one if it werent for good anonymously (work/rent payments at another place) paid sexual services without bodybased reproductional desires besides getting a good fuck.

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Anonymous2: HHAAHAH!! lol. But we all know every lock needs a few spare keys :D just in case ya know. lololol!

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83478: @Anonymous2: EPIC WIIIIINNNNNNN!!! just in case the key gets "lost" or u need to "open" soething but u can;t find the "key".

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Anonymous: Just because the key's small enough to fit doesn't mean the lock'll open.

Anonymous: you american faggots are only jelaous.. Italian ruels, and if u think about us only with your fuckin' stereotypes you are only faggots.. Quindi prendetevelo dritto nel culo, coglioni che non siete altro, LOL