Britney Joins Hallowed Hollywood Ranks, Refuses To Shower

Britney Spears’ former manager and current boyfriend Jason Trawick has accused the star of having a serious case Styleitis — the kind that involves not showering, not washing her clothes, and according to earlier photos, not washing her hair.

“Britney isn’t the type to cover herself in pretty smelling lotions. She hates washing her hair, so sometimes it can smell downright sour. She’ll sometimes grab an outfit and wear it two or three times in a week. Thankfully she’s trying more now because even she knows you couldn’t think of a more embarrassing reason for a relationship to break down.”

All we can say is “ew.” You would think being a celebrity and having multiple wardrobes at your disposal would help you avoid becoming a lazy slob. But alas, this isn’t the first un-showered celebrity we’ve seen around.