Tuesday, September 19, 2006

OTLA UPDATE

Weight - 187

Ass - bigger than ever

Scale - squished flat

You may now rub it in that I gained weight. I blame this entirely upon Stinky. I have had bar-b-que ribs that fell from the bone in tenderness, chicken and dumplings, home made mac and cheese, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, green beans cooked in the traditional southern way with bacon in them, and ice cream - all in the past week.

Like I said...it's all Stinky's fault...if it didn't taste so damn good, I wouldn't eat it.

I think you all put him up to this. You are all partners in crime. You're in cahoots, I just know it.

Ah, I also thought you'd had all that in one day, and since I've just had dinner myself, I was about to puke. But, spread over the course of a week, it all sounds rather delicious. perhaps worth gaining weight over?

What, what? ribs, where? was I invited? Did I miss my ride with Jessica?Was Christina supposed to call everyone???it wasn't my fault Nikki, I would have eaten my fair share... I would have taken seconds of the mash, the green beans three helpings...Honest!!!DAMN, now I am drooling...

My daughter in law works at Michael's (the craft store) and I went in last Saturday, finding her stocking candles. She pulled the lid off one of them and I began drooling immediately. It was a Chocolate Truffle candle. I kid you not. I am not a chocoholic but this thing required a mop to follow me around until I got over it.

Ha! The barbecue is visiting you this week! It got me two weeks in a row (damn Dad, anyway). I shall have to guard agains it this weekend - my brother is coming to visit and there will be yet another southern feast at the folks house. Sigh.

Hang in there, Nikki! I just ate more Krispy Kremes in a fit of rage than I did the entire time I worked on Little O's cake...emotional eating, never fun....at least you ate during a BBQ--maybe a little liquor to help it all slide down? I was straight out mad... sigh.