Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Mighty shoddy reporting by Wired, even considering it's wired.co.uk. "Defense Advanced Research Laboratory" working with bees? No. It's the US "Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency". Wired even linked to its own article referencing "Darpa [sic] in the US".