No, this isn't the answer, it's the question. How do you do it? How do you do it when you're a normal workin man with a family? What's worth watching? Where are the worthy summaries?

Or there's plan B:
Come down with 7-day "flu". Plant oneself at Sam's Club TV section the moment it opens. Unplug DVD player rolling Wall-E 2, switch to network showing combine. Take rolling office chair on display so you can change locations. Occasionally wheel over to get a $2 hotdog and soda. Day 3 you might splurge on bag of peanut-butter filled pretzels. Store in fridge section for maximum freshness.