Cassy in Omega-7? Interesting… sometimes I wonder, why do anyone sane think of putting a highly-dangerous, highly-aggressive and uncontrollable being to work. It's a ticking time bomb waiting to happen.

SCPs applied on the field would more logically be things like Cassy, much more manageable and with less fallout.

Believes herself to be the crime-fighting medical practitioner Nurse Cosmic from Timeline B-075; is actually a sentient panel from a comic book about Nurse Cosmic.

Reading this again, this is the funniest line in the article, but it's got some pretty stiff competition.

Highly useful but difficult to come by because the Foundation here has banned anything even resembling 80s pop and this universe only has Betamax players.

I won't record most of the information he relayed because it was mostly aimless rambling that ended in "…and that's why it's prohibited to draw Muhammad."

Who has a catalog for Fred? I need that for something I have going on with a patron.

Indeed… this "Zulu" sounds useful. I shall find her. I shall place upon her The Cloak Of The Crimson Constrictor, and she shall be my Black Mamba Knight, and together we will shred Omega 7 like last year's insurance forms! Ahahaha!