9. Race is completely arbitrary! It is what you want it to be

If that "yellow" dude thinks he's white, more power to him.
Of course, down the road the rules may change and he could find himself on the outside looking in, but what the hay.
Irish- and Italian-Americans were considered "colored" at one point in America's storied racial history.
When you come down to it, "white" means people you agree with!! Nuff said!