Brazil, you never learn

Last summer at the World Cup, the Dutch took out Brazil, and for Brazilians, losing at the World Cup is tantamount to disaster. Instead of dousing it with a corrosive substance, Brazil fans decided to fraternise with Ebola Paris Hilton. The eventual result? Victory to Spain. Click here for a refresher.

So did they learn from their mistake?

No.

Ebola Hilton was invited to attend Sao Paolo Fashion Week. It arrived today with its boyfriend, welcomed at the airport by a crowd of hundreds. You people are just asking for trouble.

Also please note how the boyfriend is wearing his hoodie. A dealbreaker. Any dude who decides to strategically stop his zipper in between his ‘roid ragey pecs is a dealbreaker. I suppose however that this kind of style move goes along with his rapist-murderer face. Right? You see this face approach at the club, girl you need to run like hell. Because it will not end well.

Now I know we cannot control the faces we were born with, but given that this piece of sh-t bombs coke into his nose while driving, and willingly inserts his penis into Ebola’s black hole vagina, it’s really the only conclusion. Besides, as previously noted by a very clever reader, the similarities between his face and Scott Peterson’s are really undeniable. I’ve attached.