Why can't we be friends

Source: Imgur

my mom ordered two different pizzas
from two different places cause she
had coupons and they both got here
at the same time so we had a pizza
hut delivery guy and a dominos
delivery guy both standing by our
front door and the mornings guy
looks at the pizza hut guy and
proceeds to sing Why Can' t We Be
Friends? while the pizza hut guy just
glares at him
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Hello everyone, I'd like to reach the -400 mark but don't want to be a try hard douchebag that nobody likes. If you would all be so kind of to thumb me down and help me out I would really appreciate it. Thank you.

Or maybe this is just a ploy of reverse psychology, you actually want god status and are telling people to thumb you down knowing that they will thumb you up thinking that isn't what you want and so you get the whole site voting you up to top comment, everyone thinking they're so clever while you just snicker quietly behind your computer.
WELL YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME!

Actually I just really ******* wanted a pink name, and seeing as how everyone is getting pissed at the try hard troll fags I thought I'd go about getting my red thumbs in a mor courteous way. Unfortunately it's having the exact opposite effect I wanted. Seriously I don't want these green thumbs .-.