From the world’s new largest prime number to the key to BlackBerry 10’s success in Canada to one group not happy with all the bugs Microsoft is squishing, we make fun of some of the this week’s top tech stories

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So, last weekend Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early spring and now the whole northeastern United States is about to get buried in 12 feet of snow. Lesson learned: never trust an oversized rodent to predict the weather.

For those of you socked in because of Nemo, or for those of you just looking to kill a few minutes, here now are some topical tech-related jokes. Enjoy and happy Friday everyone!