Revel in George Takei’s steady voice as he reads some dirty Star Trek fanfiction to Andy Cohen. We’ve heard Takei read erotica before, but never erotica that directly involved a character he used to play on television. Thankfully, there’s so much Trekkie fanfic floating around the internet that a nightly, fireside Takei reading isn’t outside the realm of television possibility. It’d be a good way for a station to sign off for the evening (if that were still a thing).