People are sending penis-shaped candy to the militiamen in Oregon, New York gets a masturbation booth, and the Playboy Mansion is up for sale, (Hef included). Special Guest: Our Friend, Patrick. Interstitial music: "Leslie's Strut" by John Deley & The 41 Players and "Granite" by Riot. Produced by Josh Lopez (@GameRushmore, gamerushmore.onsouthernroad.com)