... there were a huge rumble amidships. Arrrr, sorry lads, must have been them there noodles said the capn. An it were, but not the noodles a festering in Hossenfefer's stomich, it were the dried noodles in the number 2 hold, a swelling and a cracking the bulkheads where the sea was a washin in through a cannon (not canon) ball hole. The capn heard the cracking noise, and was greatly afeared, and he said "O ...

...shiver me Timbers lads. Yarrr...man the life boats quick, were goin' down noodles an all. And the lads that hadn't drowned from this episode - for this be the second mass drownin - manned the life boats and rowed for land, which was 50 nautical miles away. But Captain Hossenfeffer was...

... a-pacing up and down the longboat, muttering about his no-claims, and consulting a strange stained piece of parchment he had pulled out from his tunic. ARRR he said, "This be a fine opportunity to go and ...."

... a crew wot knows some seamanship. Arrr, half of you row on the other side or we'll be goin around in this circle for ever. Row harder an all, I'll be a sittin in the stern a-thinking about strategy and forwd planning. Soon an island hove into view. I recognise that....

... - it be the Noodley appendage o' our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster", said Cap'n what's 'is name. "An' it be pointing at that island that be 'aving a mountain and some trees on it. Oi wonder what we'll be finding on it. Maybe a...

Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air

..gigantic pie." while Captian Hossenfefer was having this wonderous monologue, the ship was still sinking. half the pirates were dead, and the other half were putting on floaties, as the water had already risen to...

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... which was indeed a curious name for a parrot. But a name synoymous in the halls of parrotdom fame.

For Sinhoffrenchman (or SFM for short) was the mightiest parrot in the lands of Noodle Earth. And with a squark and flap of his wings SFM did destroy the pristine sands and coral reef in search of the buried treasure. 'YARR keep diggin ya scrawny bird screamed Hossenfeffer.