Tuesday, November 16, 2010

"Listen, lady, all I'm asking is that you give me back my cousin. His mother has been worried sick."

And there is this month's winning caption, submitted by Gwen of Everything I Like Causes Cancer. Luckily for Gwen, being named Firecrotch of the Month does not cause cancer. Crotch rot is an entirely different matter though.I also have to give an honorable mention to Cora for quoting that '80s classic, "Let's Go All the Way." And $10 says the lead singer of Sly Fox is now the guy inside that Sly Fox costume. $50 says he's unemployed and living in his mother's basement.

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