Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

wiredog: Nile Monitors are semi-aquatic; they just stay in the warmer water during cold spells.

I had one as a pet; it grew from 1' to 4' in less than 2 years. Mine was very docile; it roamed around the house looking for sunny spots to bask in, and only hissed at me when I herded it back in its cage at night.

Unfortunately, I lost it in a house fire, so I'll have to visit Florida for another. Then I have to figure out how to make it look like a dog so I can get it on a plane.