Victoria's Secret Model Adriana Lima Splits From Husband After 5 Years of Marriage

Guys, get ready. One of the most beautiful women in the world, Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima, is single again. I'm just kidding, guys. She wants nothing to do with you. Oh, but she is single again. Brazilian beauty Adriana and her husband, former NBA player Marko Jaric, have announced their separation after five years of marriage.

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The couple released a statement to People magazine saying:

After long and careful consideration, we have decided to separate after five years of marriage. We would greatly appreciate your respect for our family's privacy as we begin this delicate next chapter for all members of our family.

I guess it goes to show you, being ridiculously ridiculously good-looking does not necessarily give you stamina in the marriage department. It's always a little bit hard to believe that perfect-seeming couples like Adriana and Jaric or Miranda and Orlando would ever want to part. I mean, guys, you're married to Victoria's Secret models! You'd think that would make a guy do NOTHING all day except try to please his wife!

But I'm kidding, of course. They're just human like the rest of us. In fact, maybe being so eye-catching causes issues the rest of us ugly folk don't need to worry about.

Anyway, I'm sure Adriana won't have any problems finding guys who want to date her. Whether she wants to date them is another story! (I suspect only billionaires, athletes, and rock stars need apply.)

But still, this must be devastating for the two of them -- especially with young kids involved. Adriana once said she never saw herself getting married, but when she met Jaric, "everything changed."

The problem with everything changing is that it keeps changing!

Well, if these two are anything like Miranda and Orlando, they'll keep hanging out together so much, it'll be like they're still married anyway.