Wow, I did not realize that PCad's awesome powers enabled him to control urine output temp. Now that is cool, or hot, and only PCad knows which one before the first drop falls.

The first drop matters not. It's the last drop that matters. As a rule of thumb for urinal etiquette is to not utter one syllable from the second when the stream starts, until the moment the last drop falls. The exact moment this happens is a contentious issue among contemporary scholars. Some believe the last drop that lands in the bowl is the end of the event, while others believe that no matter how much you shake it and bang it against the stall, the last drop won't fall until you put it in your pants.

Originally Posted by jsharr

A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.