One Direction’s “This Is Us” Trailer Released — Featuring a New Song!

One Direction is like a five-headed dream machine. Like, we would wear days of the week underwear if they had the five guys printed on them (Sorry, we have to go to Hot Topic now). We think the 7 dwarves should be renamed with One Direction as their namesakes (you know, with three of them named “Harry Styles”). Basically, we love them so much, we have their creepy collector dolls on our desks and don’t mind if people see that.

So, when we heard that they had a feature film coming out — This Is Us — we were already making our own 3D glasses out of our old 1D ticket stubs. The documentary follows, Harry, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson around in their day-to-day lives, and who could ask for more than that?

Um, us. So, it also features brand new song “Best Song Ever” and documents their craze-filled rise to fame post X Factor UK, with a focus on the working class worlds they come from, their fans’ Beatles-esque love for them, and a performance at London’s O2 Arena. According to IMDb, the Morgan Spurlock-directed movie comes out in the United States on August 30, 2013 in RealD and 3D.

Check out the trailer below and be jealous of the old boss who used to pinch one of the lad’s bums when he was younger...