This Exists: Toy Story 3 “Fumbling in the Toybox”

Kinda romantic until you notice Woody is untying Bo Peep’s blouse. These poor soulless beings are going to be so disappointed in a few minutes when they realize their being controlled by primal urges to use genitals they don’t have.

Shenanigans in the non-anthropomorphicable* toy chest! Let’s assume they left their hats outside the chest so the other toys know not to come a-knockin’. My first PG-13 Toy Story piece. Oh, you knew it was gonna happen. Surely it won’t be the last outta me.

I liked that Bo Peep was no shy violet. Peep gets what Peep wants, so you better kick them boots off, Woody, and get to the makin’ out. Yeees, I know she’s unlatching his belt, but I hope it doesn’t need to be said that they’re not getting past second base. All that’s under there is cotton stuffing.