Free Coffee. You'll need it.

Man, what a bitch of a weather system rolling through, eh? Must be Fall in Portland. Am I right? But you know what they say about Portland weather... "You don't like the weather in Portland? Then go back to wherever the hell it is you came from!"

If you're sticking around, Black Cat Cafe [1203 NE Alberta] would like to give you a free cup of joe untill noon today, and AGAIN tomorrow from 8 AM - Noon. Get on your fixie and fix, little sister.