Bella’s Guide to the Top 5 Funniest Twitter Accounts

“We are all baked in our mothers’ wombs. Curl naked into the warm tray at Greggs between the steak bakes. It is a return to Eden. A rebirth.

So says @YokoOnoGlasgow the first of our Funniest Twitter Accounts of the Week.

Expect mysterious wisdom as the Eastern 70s Avant-Garde meets East End vanguard.

Meanwhile @EdinCreative offers more elusive slating of the “creative scene”:

“Are you black? Mixed race? From a minority group or in a wheelchair? As a monoethnic organisation #EdinCreative relies on the illusion of diversity to receive our Creative Scotland subsidy. If you would like to feature on our visual marketing, then please get in touch! #diversity

@EdinCreative is a newby on the scene – may well be worth comparing the @CreativeEdin content and logos to check just exactly where you are.

The @NewTownFlaneur basically stalks red-trousered wearing toffs of the New Town.

Over at Gabe @GML1320 there’s “Drop the DUP” by Jonesborough Lewie (LAD Brexit themed parody of Stop the Cavalry) – surely the best synched comedy satire this year (present company excepted):

Back to surreal comedy we have the brilliant Paul_Ed‏ @eddo75 who asks:

“Ederson threw milk at Jose Mourinho?

How dairy.”

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