§ ALTHOUGH, Rich Johnston says if you register you get exclusive content from the Morrison site. Rich also has a preview of a new Britcom about superheroes called NO HEROICS. A sample:

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Claire Keelan (“Nathan Barley,” “A Cock And Bull Story”) plays a second generation hero with parental issues and powers straight out of “Ex Machina,” who is much happier to know where her next cigarette and bottle of vodka is coming from than saving the day. Willing to let grudges and apathy get in the way of her superheroing. Tells the cigarette vending machine “give me fags” for free smokes. Excellent.

That is the greatest name for a superhero ever. We expect this to be heavily downloaded.