HowTo:Use IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY to Help You Figure out What Other Abbreviations Mean

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IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY is a carefully thought out abbreviation used by many people whom don't know what abbreviations such as LOL, GTFO, and STFU mean. This, of course, means that it is used by 100% of all the old people in the world. However, teenagers are sometimes seen using this abbreviation for reference. These certain types of teenagers can be described with one of three words; lame, virgin, or smart. If you are frequently described at school, at home, or deep within the confines of the lowest dungeon in WoW with one of these words, maybe you should see the below section to use as a reference for this referential abbreviation. On the other, if you think you're some hot shit, maybe you should just go away.

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Well, you've come to the right place! Er... the right person. Well...the right person in this place. I hold all the answers that you seek! Possibly even some answers that you don't seek! But before we dive into all that complicated mumbo jumbo, we'll take the carefully planned out journey of the answers that you do seek! Though, keep an eye out for that sneaky extra information, it will try to get you when you're not looking.

edit1. Why Don't We Start Out With What This Monstrosity Actually Means?

IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY is the abbreviation for "if you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means yadda, yadda, yadda".[1]

edit2. Now That I Know what the Abbreviation Means, How About Telling me How To Use it?

Well, while I'm sure that those big, scary people would disapprove of me telling you how to do something in an article not of the HowTo breed, I simply lack the ability to think like other people do! So, I'll probably end up telling you anyway! Go inabilities! Way to allow me to continue this article without any guilt![2]

Using "IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY" requires you to replace "yadda, yadda, yadda", with the actual meaning of the abbreviation in question. EXAMPLE:IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMTMGCKYGA = If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that my God can kick your God's ass.

See? Now wasn't that easy? So easy, a Caveman could do it? [3] Just in case it's not, we'll go through a short exercise:

First, stand up and stretch to your right! Alright! Now stretch to your left! Okay, good! Now down to the floor! What's that? You say you can't reach the floor? Nonsense! Now touch that floor! Come on! That's it; the red in your face tells you that you're doing it right! Oh, a vein burst. Nice touch. It almost seems that you are hurt. Gee, I'm so glad that isn't the case. I would probably be sent to-Oh? You've finally reached the floor? Good job! Now that you're warmed up, answer this question:

"IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMTYAD" means...

*A. If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that you are dumb.

*B. If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that you ate Doritos.

*C. If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that you acquired darts!

*D. A, B, C, and E.

*E. All of the above.

If you answered A, B, C, D, or E, you are correct! Congratulations! However, if you answered F or some other letter, you should probably reread the beginning of the article.

Joe: Wow, this day is such a good day. The birds are singing and that hick over there is playing some sort of instrument. Hmm...the birds are flying away. They must not like the loud sound of that thing.

Karry: OMG!

There's the abbreviation...

Joe: Erm...Karry, didn't we talk about this before?

Hold up on the IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY. This moment just isn't perfect enough...