Laugh Attack:
:fire: If your opponent is a Water, Fire, Lightning, Grass, Metal, Dark, Fighting, Psychic or Colorless type Pokemon. You take 6 Prize Cards. If it is a Basic, you win the game, if it is an evolution or Level-Up, you take all Prize Cards.

Fire Vapor
:fire::fire: If the defending Pokemon is Water type or has the use of any Water (Energy for Attacking, Weakness or Resistance) You automatically win the next 50 games you play against anyone. (including OP Tournaments)

powr: I choose you!
Choose 1 of your opponents Benched Pokemon, switch it with the Defending Pokemon, search your deck for anything that deals 10 damage to the new Defending Pokemon and Knock Out the Defending Pokemon.

powr: Does it matter?
Your opponent switches the Defending Pokemon, then you search your deck and discard pile for PokeTurn, Super Scoop Up and Mr Briney's Compassion and put those in your hand. The Defending Pokemon get's 100 damage but is KO'd regardless of remaining HP.

Pokebody - Lulling Juice: If Shuckle is your Active Pokemon at the beginning of the game, you go first regardless of the coin flip or other bodies on the Defending Pokemon. If the Defending Pokemon also has a Lulling Juice Pokebody, you both win anyway so who cares who goes first?

[0] Shuckle is Win
Draw up to 6 Prize Cards. If the Defending Pokemon is a Shuckle, your opponent may draw up to 6 Prize Cards.

Uber Card Basic 55HP
Pokenote
You can have as many of this card in your deck as you like!
PokePower BeatUp Teh nOObs
As often as you like during your turn, you may beat the crap out of your opponent!
PokeBody You can't Win
As long as this pokemon is in play, your opponent can not win, ever, not with any trainer supporters, stadiums, pokemon powers, attacks or anything else.
# Beat Up Teh Judge!
Find the head judge of the tournament and beat the crap out of him

All right, I am finally finished laughing over all the cards in this thread especially Arceus.

Garchomp A
Colorless
100 HP
Basic

Poke-Body: Extremespeed
If this card is your active Pokemon at the start of the game, you go first. If your opponent's active Pokemon at the start of the game is Sableye, say "No way buddy" or something similar. Your opponent must then search his or her deck for another basic Pokemon and switch it with Sableye. If your opponent refuses, draw prize cards until you have 0 prize cards left. Before doing these actions, prevent all Poke-bodies on your opponent's Pokemon before they begin to take effect.

(.) AARON POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does 700 damage to 3 of your opponent's Pokemon. Put 57 damage counters on 3 of your opponent's Pokemon. Draw 89 prize cards. Discard 47 cards off the top of your opponent's deck. Discard 34 cards from their hand without looking. If you knocked out any Gengars, you may stick your nose in the air, tell your opponent that he can't flip for fainting spell because Garchomp is too awesome, and call a judge over and tell him to give your opponent a game loss. If you can't perform all of these actions, who cares? You've already won.

FlareonMaster Says:
If you play this card, you win, your opponent loses, you keep their cards, if you choose not to keep their cards then you win every game after this, even if you lose normally. If you choose to take their cards, then you win every game after that, even if you lose normally, but this time, you get to keep their cards. If you sell their cards, you earn money, if you keep them, you earn cards.

You can use as many Goods Cards as you want per turn. This particular card though can only be used by FlareonMaster and when being used by FlareonMaster, you can have 60 of this card in your deck and this is OP Tournament legal for only FlareonMaster.

you win rule
you can have as many copies of this card in you deck as you want.

you win rule
once you draw this card you play it from your hand even during setup and you dont have any pokemon

effect
when you play this card draw 6 prize cards. then proceed to mock them and take all there pokemon cards. if your opponent and you play this card at the same time you must ufc fight where ever you are and the winner is declared the winner of the match although the true winners are the witnesses.