Bad Ass Red Band Trailer for Horror Indie Donkey Punch

Magnet has unveiled the first red band trailer for Donkey Punch over on IGN. If you've got a nasty grin on your face because you know what that term actually means, then you deserve a round of applause (and it'll come in handy while watching the trailer), but if not, then I don't encourage you to find out. Donkey Punch here though is actually an indie horror film about a group of partiers who start dying on a boat off the shore of Spain. It's described as sexy, violent, and many other things, so I think you'll want to check it out, though it's a red band trailer which means there's at least something inappropriate!

I don't exactly know what the "Unrated Bare Knuckle Cut" is, but it sounds pretty damn cool, especially as something to see in theaters. Unfortunately I kept missing screenings of this at numerous film festivals, so I haven't seen it myself, but Ryan Rotten gave it a fairly solid review. Look good?

Doesn't really look that good. Cool end to the trailer though with the chick approaching with that electric blade-cutter, thing...
But a donkey punch, I've heard of that before...Isn't that when the guy is fucking the girl from behind and he punches her in the back of head to knock her out or something?

Are you f***ing kidding me? This was actually released? Thats the dumbest plot I have ever heard of for a "horror" film. And I thought Black Christmas was bad...

Johnny Crow on Dec 3, 2008

12

it would be better if they used the "Tony Danza" it is similar but before you punch the girl you're supposed to ask "Who's the boss?" whatever she replies you scream "Tony Danza!!" and donkey punch her. Seriously though this is one of the last phrases we need introduced in our lexicon.

Yeah I have to agree besides the title theres nothing good about this movie...slow and dull, the actors for the majority of the film were awful...

Christopher Marc on Dec 3, 2008

15

I am a bit intrigued by a 4-star review from Empire.
I guess that so many of you are offended by this is a good sign for our society?

McChunlisonberg on Dec 3, 2008

16

Looks Okay. Nothing special. The part at the end where the chick has the outboard motor at the end was pretty cool.

Da Man on Dec 3, 2008

17

Looks more like a thriller than a horror movie. But why split hairs? 🙂
Looks semi-good. Watchable at least. The only thing I saw/heard warranting a red banding could have easily been cut, leading me to believe that snippet of nudity was left in just to get the red band and perhaps get more notice. It worked. I usually don't like unnecessary manipulation, but damn that chick is hot. Err, I mean that young lady is rather attractive.

#18 I think that was a boat motor
Are you kidding me with this? This is a hilarious comedy about some cheeky Brits with fabulous accents that kill a girl with something people always joke about.
The sequel will be called the Dirty Sanchez where a chick dies of a tape worm off the coast of Cancun.
How do people get funding for this stuff?

L on Dec 3, 2008

20

I guess the filmmakers are lacking fresh and innovative ideas! Just another way of stirring buzz by way of controversy. This reminds me of when "Teeth" was released!

Blue Silver on Dec 3, 2008

21

#20 i was thinking the same thing,u take something like vaginal dentata and pair it with an otherwise boring,silly drag of a film and you've got people talking before the film,and thinking man what a disappointing trap that was,after.

twispious on Dec 3, 2008

22

#15 - have you not yet realised that the Empire star rating is a load of crappola? They give out stars like they're primary school teachers! This turd of a film is simply further proof of the decline of the movie industry.

mrbobbyboy on Dec 4, 2008

23

Laaaaame. And Teeth was lame too.

Kaycee Williams on Dec 4, 2008

24

Teeth is a good movie to watch if everyone watching is drunk, or getting there. This one might be the same.

Derek on Dec 5, 2008

25

f*&$...you have GOT to be kidding me....the desperation of todays "film makers" is appaling...how pathetic....

cornholio_by_the_sea on Dec 6, 2008

26

Not seein the horror.?.?.?

jrat on Dec 10, 2008

27

Just watched this last night on DVD.....almost no tension and pretty lame acting. Great Tits though! lol

vegasdanny on Dec 11, 2008

28

holy shit was that a chainsaw at the end...on a boat? man oh man.

wm on Dec 12, 2008

29

laughing my fucking ass of...... seems like a good waste off time thought any excuse to hang with friends will do but then again with all the actually good movies coming out why this one

neonblue on Dec 14, 2008

30

he killed her.....still lauging my ass of
with a friggin donkey punch i might just see this
i don't know