I have a really pretty baby (will post pictures when i figure out how to post pictures from a mac) I spend all my time playing with and sleeping with and feeding him. and none of my time on the internet.

I've had my own issues with inconsistent site rules and hypocrisy. Consequently, I'm getting kind of bored with it now, except that I don't want to cancel my subscription because I do enjoy messaging with a few people. Is that worth $48/year, though? I'm not sure anymore.

1. Kindness
2. compassion, but not so much compassion that she won't eat meat, wear leather, etc. If called upon, she should be able to slaughter the animal as well as cook it.
3. someone who's actually ready when I come to pick her up for a date.
4. quietness. I don't like women who talk a lot. My ideal woman would be beautiful and mute --like Nova from "Planet of the Apes"
5. someone who doesn't fart, at least, not in my presence.

i think i would pay big money to watch you spin your peener like a pastie tassel. big monies.

you'll do great girlie...you will probably start feeling oober ready as it nears closer to that date.....you can read all you want but the labor is going to go how it goes. the doc will walk you through most everything....just remmeber when its all said and done you'll have a perfect little darling in your arms that you get to love EVERY day for the rest of your life

Did you guys know I grew a roommate? Her name is Connie, and if you are friends with me on the twitter I talk about her/to her all the time. She is going through a break up with this weiner of a dude, so mostly I get her blitzed. And we gossip.

I had an arch-nemesis! We worked together for a semester at a tutoring center...I didn't do a goddamn thing to her, and yet, she was so awful to me, we had to have non-overlapping schedules, and the very few times we did work together, it was AWFUL. I still hate her to this day, it was very satisfying to reject her facebook friend request.

I'm glad to hear pregnancy is going great, I hope it keeps treating you well!

I'm going to have to side with Azkadillia here and say Janice Dickinson. She came into the smoothie store I worked at and told me I was sweeping poorly and told my friend to get a manicure.

Also I once waitressed for like a month in an Indian food restaurant, but I quit because the boss kept blaming me for chipping the cheap plates he bought even though it was the customers' doing, and then he got mad at me for speaking French with a customer... He may also be my arch-nemesis.

Or wait, no, my arch-nemesis is my ex-roommate, who's poorly trained dog broke into my dog's food in a sealed bag in the cupboard, ate a ton of it, and then shit all over the house. My roommate's response was to threaten to sue me for damages two months later.

Let's just say that there is a whole team of super-villains out there waiting to be disposed of!

Your roommate, on the other hand, sounds wonderful. And I'm sure that the other tiny roommate, who you are expecting soon, will be even better! Just minus the boozing and with more boobie action.