An ongoing saga of self-absorption and paranoia (which beats the heck out of the Real World.)

Saturday, May 13, 2006

HERE BE SPOOKS:

The Ballad of CacklinTard:

If Collin and Allen were to switch on the Mainswhich one would be Pinky and which one the Brainz?

This Toad guessed at somethingShe's not too sure whatSomething so big that its got to be hot...Reprisal was swift though the punishment draggedForever and Always the Toad is now slagged.

So if you speak loudly of Telkom and lightof the Power thats needed to make lamps burn brightof crooked officials and say 'its not right'.Watch out for the Super with eyes red as bloodwhat he says with a smile is pretty much crud.Beware of the crackers and trivia 'friends',the self-proclaimed christians who church it, weekends.

With noses foot-long and eyes that are shiftythey leaped up the lightpoles by moonlight and swiftlyembellished those poles with tech stuff so niftythat a fart from the Toad or a cough from her spousesounded clear as a bell in her DroneMaster's house.

This Toad guessed at somethingShe's not too sure whatBut somebody somewhere was sweating a lot.Enough to take notice and start the ball rollingTo silence the Toad and all of her lolling.

For the Toad is old and as thick as a plankand shallow as a puddleTwas ever such fun, her hackers thought, to watch her in a muddle.She caused a problem for a fungal friendand must be made to pay..come dawn or dark we'll harrass her to get her out the way.

and the Good sat quietly, saying not a word -'Dont get involved' was all that they heard.You have stuff to protect and things you hold dear,its just an old Toad who deserves it, you hear.

Hackings IllegalFor that you do Time.Ja rite, said the Toad as she fell about laughingthe hypocricy here will soon set me to barfing.

So if Collin and Allen were to switch on the Mainswhich one would be Pinky and which one the Brainz?For ones a spook and the others a nerdRevenge their forte, vendettas preferred.Qualifications not needed but that's okaywith an Electrics Diploma from the N.I.A.