Omega Man Zombie Says

“Sure, you can use that regular puff, but pound for pound, you prob’ly wanna go with that Mopar. Better oil, better piston firing striations through the long run, means you’ll be in here less and driving more. I mean, tit for tat, you’d rather save money, right chief? You gotta consider how it affects the exhaust pubefier as well, I mean, okay. Lemme start over. It’s all a question of the tri-labial extensions that the starter motor’s gonna wear through. Once you lose that tri-labial, you’ll wish you had gotten this Mopar. Heck. Look at these double nip ratings that this other guy gets. Briggs and . . . power . . . reports . . . says, well, you want it, I’ll mail it to ya.”

“Sure, you can use that regular puff, but pound for pound, you prob’ly wanna go with that Mopar. Better oil, better piston firing striations through the long run, means you’ll be in here less and driving more. I mean, tit for tat, you’d rather save money, right chief? You gotta consider how it affects the exhaust pubefier as well, I mean, okay. Lemme start over. It’s all a question of the tri-labial extensions that the starter motor’s gonna wear through. Once you lose that tri-labial, you’ll wish you had gotten this Mopar. Heck. Look at these double nip ratings that this other guy gets. Briggs and . . . power . . . reports . . . says, well, you want it, I’ll mail it to ya.”

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