James Earl Jones: Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Con with me?Sheldon: Really?James Earl Jones: Of course. And San Diego is right across the border from my favorite city on Earth, Tijuana.... where I'm taking you every night!Sheldon: Ay-yi-yi.James Earl Jones: Ay-yi-yi. Bang. Bang.

James Earl Jones: Let me guess. You like Star Wars.Sheldon: [nods yes]James Earl Jones: You know, I've been in other movies. Sheldon: [nods yes]James Earl Jones: But you don't care about you, do you?Sheldon: [shakes head no]James Earl Jones: I have one thing to say to people like you. I like Star Wars too.

Penny: I can't believe Leonard is spending hundred of dollars on scalped tickets.Amy: Last week, you spent that on a little dress.Penny: Yeah, but those tickets only get him into Comic-Con. That dress gets me into anywhere I want.