Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Alex Dovgalevsky:‎"Communist Manifesto 25:17: the path of the righteous man is to give all his resources to the State, to allow no inequity above the lowest common denominator. Blessed is he who at the barrel of a gun surrenders himself to the will of the Party, for he is truly his master's keeper and the enabler of lazy children. And I will strike down upon you with aaaall the furry of regulatory agencies and paramilitary organizations, those who attempt to live as free people in a free society. And you will know my name is the Lo… errr... OBAMA when I use my unions against you!"

Empty your wallets. NOW!Who asked about my birth certificate?!Bitterly clinging to guns and religion (Islam)We're going to take these away from you because we're the only ones qualified enough to handle them. Just like health care and the TSA.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand