The Popes recent 45 year old restatement has one of my grandfather’s rolling one way in his grave, the other the other….?”(anyway) Although my family suggests it is I who causes the rolling…Which brings up an interesting question. Has anyone ever exhumed a grave and said,”..wow someone in this poor guys family is causing trouble…”?

Had the Pope not just had the words published in his book, I could have thought, “Ha, ChristChurch scared him!”

Of course all good Christians know it was the change in Titus 1:10 45 years ago which got the Jewish people off the hook, but the Vatican at the time didn’t inform the Protest-ants to change the wording in the Protestors Bible to jive with the Universal Bible. Originally the Latin-Vulgate was used in both but when they changed it 45 years ago, you read at Vatican.va in Titus 1:10 “…Jewish Christians..” which is me and very few like me. While the uncorrected and direct Latin Vulgate translation in all Protester Bibles says, “..Those of the Circumcision..” which is also me and about 15 million or so more. Go figure! What a trail wreck.

Speaking of high-speed trails though. I can understand why John Kasich and Rick Scott don’t want high speed trails running through the wilderness. It will disrupt the un-natural flow of things. If you can follow this it actually makes Glenn Beck sense. See, if they do have a no-flies zone between Libya and Venezuela, then those guys won’t be able to take swats at this great land, and to keep it great, we need to have low speed trails, not high speed ones. Why the hell would I want to zoom down a trail like a bullet? I recall that happened when me and Effie first met, and it wasn’t because her Dad didn’t like half-Jews, he didn’t like boys sniffing round the farm, is why! Course, being an Appalachian Jew, I had to chase her behind the chicken coop and not the pig-pen.

“Effie, old girl, get up them stairs and makes me a cheeseburger with bacon!” Effie, “@#%@#4″ “What?…. no honey…bacon isn’t pork…is it? Everyone knows Jewish men bring home the bacon”! “Hey!… honey is that an earthquake or just…holy rolling sounds…”