This reminds me of the famous Dolly Parton line: "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde".
I can only wonder who at MetArt thought that Shayla was "blonde"?

Shayla appears to be new here and she looks like the cute girl-next-door type to me.
The kind that asks if she can use your pool and then while swimming in it has her top
"accidentally" fall down just as you happen to be looking her way.
You know the type ...

Shayla or is that Shag ya looks too young to be imbibing , but I trust that she is sufficiently experienced to handle both a glass of wine and the royal sceptre. She is smooth and sleek and has those bedroom eyes which promise a night of ecstasy where there is a plethora of thrashing about and wriggling around.