Two Things Not On My Bucket List: Pee-pee Cupcakes and Llama Banging

November 30, 2012

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One of my coworkers brought homemade cookies into work this week. After I had one I overheard her warning another coworker that they might not be very good because she used an ingredient she wasn't totally comfortable with. As it turns out, that ingredient was just a different kind of flour. Earlier this month in Connecticut, a couple of high school girls used regular flour to make cupcakes for their classmates, but also added their urine.

The two girls attend Fermi High School in Enfield, Conn. They allegedly peed into the cupcake batter before baking them and then handed them out to people they didn't like at school, which got me thinking... When you see two girls you don't get along with handing you a cupcake but not giving any to their friends, DON'T EAT IT!

That's another reason I felt okay eating the office cookies. The girl who brought them in let her "work husband" have one and not just those of us she isn't as fond of. And here we are a couple of days later and I feel fine - as opposed to a bunch of the people who ate the pee-pee cupcakes and got really sick.

From piss cupcakes to sex with animals, did you know that since 1969 it has been legal to fuck animals in Germany and was only punishable if the animal was severely injured?

The recent rise of erotic zoos where, The Daily Mail reports, "people can visit to abuse animals ranging from Llamas to goats," has brought the law, or lack thereof, back into the limelight.

And if Agriculture minister Ilse Aigner has her way, things are going to change. She has agreed to support a law that would make it illegal for people to "use (animals) for their own sexual activities or sexual acts of third parties." The law would also ban the "pimping" of animals to others.

An animal pimp? Am I the only one picturing a farmer in flashy overalls, wearing a fedora with a feather in it, walking down the street with a couple of goats in fishnet stockings and knee-high boots?

This law isn't going to pass without a fight, though. Particularly from the group Zoophiles for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (ZETA) who plan to take legal action against the amendment.

From what I could deduce, ZETA is a small group made up of Dr. Doolittle and Kevin James's character from the movie "Zookeeper." Their website says that zoophiles only have sex with animals if they are sure it is consensual, which I figure you can only be sure of if you can talk to the animals, right?

Speaking of talking to animals, check out this video from the funny and beautiful Jenna Marbles: