But once you swing open the door—with its signed brass faceplate, analog control knobs, and iconic black fret cloth adorned with the familiar white piped Marshall logo—they'll see past the musical facade to see what's really going on...and then be quickly placated once you offer them a cold, frosty brewski.

This stylin' (not to mention highly functional) mini fridge is available in their standard edition ($400), and in the past they've offered special limited editions like a Motley Crue version (which is no longer on their site but you can still find them online)—with Final Tour logos and actual band autographs, if you're into that sort of thing.

Of course, it's up to you how you stock it, but in a deliciously befitting double entendre, Amp seems like the most appropriate way to go.