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Miami, Florida- Five prominent Chinese healers were released from jail earlier this morning, almost a week after a New Year's Eve gone wild.
The herbalists had begun bringing 2012 into their lives in a very traditional and spiritual way. They...

MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...

MIAMI, FLORIDA-(ROUTERS)The body of famed actress named "Queen of Science-Fiction", Jessica Alba, was found floating in a Miami Beach Hotel pool last night. Police officers converged on the grounds of posh Florida...

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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

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