Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Hey, Check Out These Clowns

Vicious rumors that Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury and top decision maker in the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion (WANC), has been spotted in Detroit hustling for spare change are presently unconfirmed. But we do know this. The Episcopal Church's Diocese of Central New York has a new bishop figure!

Some Clowns, Goofing Off in Church

That's right, De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, was made Bishop of Central New York on December 3. No kidding.De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, is the first ever womyn bishop figure of the 13,000 member, and shrinking fast, diocese.

Hey, Good Lookin'!

Here's what De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, had to say about the state of the nation:

“I am overwhelmed with joy and gratitude today as I join the people of Central New York in ministry. Especially because I believe we have a crucial role to play right now. The Episcopal Church’s radical welcome, and our commitment to reconciling dialogue, make our communities a beacon of hope in an increasingly divided society.”

Or, roughly translated, "I'm a pathetic whining lib on the wrong side of history."

Just Clownin' Around

Sorry, De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, your crew lost and lost hard, but maybe your famous radical welcome will fill all those empty pews.

Anyway, I wish WANC all of the luck that they deserve. However, a gender-reassigned person would have been more progressive than an old woman. Then again, maybe she's in tight with Podesta - in which case it would be tough to be more progressive.

I hear that Slow Joe Biden is looking for a job. What about Bishop in WANC? He's a Roman Catholic, but the crew could sway him to cross over. We know that he attends tranny conventions and freak shows regularly. He might convince them to come on board with WANC and would fill those empty seats with the wretched refuse of American society. Since Podesta is on his team as well, he could become a high priest in WANC - he'd fit in. Hillary could bring a lesbian liturgical dance troop to the game. It would complete the clown show.

The theatre meme is strong. The TEC bishops do look like an amateur dramatic society's version of a chorus line of bishops. "TEC - the musical" has real potential and could be very, very funny. Got this years panto booked yet?