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Just before the service, I took advantage of the dictionary in our bedroom to do a little bit of last minute work on my speech. I decided to look up the word ‘bride’. The definition of which is the first person to put her foot down after being carried over the threshold by her husband.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am about to deliver a groom speech that you’ll remember for the rest of your life. If you have a phenomenal memory … and have absolutely nothing else to think about … and you meet with a fatal accident on your way home.