Often Irreverent, Mostly Rational Blog for Fans of the Toronto Blue Jays. One Day, We'll Be Perfect.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Michael Friscolanti has shitty-looking facial hair

Also, he writes unfunny blog posts (for Rogers Media, no less) using rote arguments about the Jays winning "when the pressure if off".

Ooooh, Mikey: You're so much smarter than the rest of us cattle who are too stupid to get the fact that this season is over and who blindly root against all hope for our team to succeed. Thank you so much for tipping us off to your hip cynicism, and for letting us know how the Jays aren't the Rockies, and that they clearly suck. Our worldview is so much clearer now that you've opened our eyes.

I never knew this dude existed until today...and it's all because of you that I've been exposed to him...it's like not washing your hands after using a public urinal. If you don't stop the cycle, everyone's gonna get infected.

is he getting paid for that shit? Cause there are plenty of better, funnier bloggers working for nothing. Hey Rogers...bail one of them out and give them the job. But he does blog for Macleans...which went from a relevant mag to a right-wing shit rag when they changed editors.

Just read Damien Cox's blog post. We commented, but it didn't seem to take. Maybe the Star has a vendetta against us. BRING IT ON BITCHES!

We usually don't mind Cox, but that's possibly because a) we read him about twice per year, b) we like to read people who are dumping on the Leafs and c) our exposure to him is usually in the context of watching the TSN Sunday Gasbag Jamboree, and anyone would look good compared to Steve Simmons.

It also would have been nice if Professional Journalist Damien Cox would have spelled Travis Snider's name correctly.

Joanna, if standing up against theocratic fascists who would reduce you to a slave, or have you stoned to death in the street for resisting, is being a right wing shit rag, then let's have more right wing shit rags. (Not to mention, to distort Tom Hanks' great line, "There's no baseball under Sharia Law.")