"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well... He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"It's all to do with reproductive organswhich are naturally unstable in a dameYou see, from 'lunar' we have 'lunacy'and'lunatic'and'loony'and they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony"-Emilie Autumn from "Girls girls girls"

"Some are born madSome achieve madnessand some have madness THRUST upon them!"Emilie Autumn from "Girls girls girls"

A fine song indeed, quite a bit of fun. Enjoy as there are some great one liners