Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

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the city of Milano & England have the same flag. AC Milan, best club in history, was founded by a group of English&Italians. Milan was appointed as the 1.city of world fashion. Pretty Green started in Milan, 11 March 2009, launched for my birthday 9 June, winner of the Drapers award as best brand. Beady Eye (first gig in Milan in 2000) were later conceived when Liam was here for PG. Oasisblues is on the official Oasis site, and is visited by Liam too. Marco since 1994 biggest guide, born and always lived in Milan historic centre

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"He’s like an old woman with her soup, in a world of forks."— Liam Gallagher about his sister Noel Gallagher

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..... song of the summer 2013

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photo in California. The album went gold and received good reviews (unlike Noel - 23 negative ones from music magazines), they also had the best selling vinyls. The singles were published on vinyl only, Noel didn't understand. His totally American album had the Usa as target and he was 28th there. Clearly a fail, hidden by the media

wearing Milan RayBan sunglasses

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songs of the summer 2012 & 2011

..... Noel the leech, the looter, the parasite... the little bitch.

added: Ocean child, Golden brown, Damaged, Feel the pain, Hi-heel sneakers, Je so' pazzo, Summer in the city, etc. (should have added Stone Roses too and many more)..... as Tony said, the first 3 Oasis albums were made thanks to the Real People... (Columbia, Supersonic, Whatever, Rockin' Chair, All around the world, Don't go away, etc. were not written by Noel)...concidentially, the first 3 albums are considered the only good ones...﻿

..... Oasis without Noel, the Boys in the Bubble (wanna be free)

..... Oasis' Hung in a bad place, by Gem

."I love Noel, but I'm not blind and Marco is RIGHT. After 40+ years of walking to and fro upon the Earth (look THAT reference up, if you dare), Noel is a master manipulator of people, particularly Liam and apparently also the fans and the media. There's not a category for LIAR of the Year, or he'd win that. Of course he will win Hero of the Year and Liam Villain of the Year (when it's REALLY the other way around). Beady Eye could also win the Worst Band Award from the Noel Musical Express." (fortunately, it didn't happen but he won the hilarious extra award "Godlike Genius", without people could vote for it...)

.“Noel’s got a lot of stories, but how many of them are actually true is another matter. Few of them are rooted in truth.”

(his best friend, Paul Weller)

."That's the thing that makes me want to throw up. I just look at Noel now and think, 'You're a fucking fake'."

(Liam)

“Someone was playing a joke when they made me, you know, ‘Let’s make this guy a writer and a guitar player, but let’s make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let’s have him born in the middle of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let’s make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini.’ Cheers!”(Noel Gallagher)

media darling Noel Gallagher telling lies to promote his album:

- Oasis split because of Liam- Oasis failed in the Usa (so they didn't have 4 top5 albums, sold out gigs in record times for a British band, etc.)- Oasis failed in the Usa because of Liam... (then Noel admitted they were successful)- Oasis split because of Pretty Green- he's not playing songs that were sung by Liam (then played Supersonic, Wonderwall, Whatever, It's good to be free, etc.)- Oasis split because of lack of support from management (sounds like he's not sure about the reason... in fact he then admitted 2 times that he doesn't know why...)- he's playing only 3 Oasis songs (then played 10)- Oasis split because of lack of support from band members, Andy, Gem, Chris- he's publishing his 2nd album in 2012, immediately after the first album, before the tour- his new songs are new and all written by him (his imaginary friend Gem doesn't think so...)- his shoes are new- Noel is friends with Gem- Liam bullied the band- he's not going to speak during the gigs- he doesn't want people to speak to him (then he had whole conversations)- Oasis didn't split because it was years he wanted to go solo (he wanted since 2000 album failing)

- he won't leave Oasis- Sara encouraged the solo career after Oasis split (not before eh...)- repeated a thousand times: there will be no Oasis reunion- there will be no Oasis reunion, not even for starving children- Oasis split because Liam was drunk in August 2009 (Noel avoided the court thanks to his mummy)

- there will be the Oasis reunion- he was not going to text Liam for Christmas- the work was harder in Oasis- the work is harder now- nobody in Oasis cared about the fans- nobody was listening to Oasis in the last years- his album is back in the top 10- he hates having pictures of him taken (he's vain as fuck)

- @ Olympics they asked him to mime so he didn't sing (they wouldn't have PAID him, and they know he can't sing. Beady Eye didn't mime)

- repeated a thousand times: the High Flying Birds disband November 2012 (they're still annoying around)

- Liam did not put down a vocal for Record Machine and Stop the clocks... the band members don't think so

- Noel doesn't care about Liam (he taks about him every time)- much more

1. "not even if all the starving children in the world depended on it"2. wishing to "catch AIDS and die". Wishing Liam to have the shittiest time of his life. Liam never said things like those3. insulting his own fans (but he's right about this)4. telling lies, long list5. insulting everybody, long list (often without even knowing the people). Insulting Oasis fans who made him rich6. leaving Oasis 3 times +excuses for not reforming7. the man who is still paying the most money for copying songs8. bigger than the Beatles, John Lennon was an idiot9. losing his British identity10. the man without a style

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SAINT MARK'S CHURCH 1880, MAN CITY 1894

..... fancy some silverware? ;) When it seems to finish, it's not over yet :)

..... somewhere down the line, YOU are Italian too. Watch your jealous tongue before saying anything against Italy

..... live in Milan. He was singing great, he also said: have a nice holiday, you deserve it :). During the whole concert, Superman Liam was wearing the Italian flag, never seen this. He even came off the stage near the people to touch him. There were even girls telling me to give him their bra ^_^ and to stay on the front row they even wanted to pay me, lol. Some even wanted to take a photo with me :D

In this video: photographers as in the video of Four Letter Word :)

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..... 1966 year of the World Cup in England, won by England

..... without Noel, in Budapest, Hungary. Go let it out + Roll with it + Led Zeppelin's Whole lotta love

..... my first Oasis gig

English girl+Milano Lambretta

"Italian" is not a nationality but a compliment

meaningful contact: Man's creation by Michelangelo

oasisblues - English tabloid, Italian paparazzi ^_^

..... fake City fan Noel Gallagher the jinx:

- was born in 1967, since then England didn't win any cup anymore

- supported England 2018 -> Russia won

- the other year, Noel: "justice will be done with 'them fucking communists' West Ham relegated" -> West Ham relegated

- Liam went to the stadium and City won the first cup in 35 years, Noel wasn't there

- Noel was @ 3 City games @ stadium in 2011/12 -> 3 defeats

- City spoke about Noel with Balotelli for one week -> 2 other defeats, United +8 points

- but at the end Liam went to the stadium and City won the first league in 44 years (shirt that LIAM had presented)

- Noel song What a life for England @ Euro 2012 -> England lost (well, nothing new)

- said England will beat Italy on penalties -> Italy dominated and won on penalties

In the same days: new AC Milan shop in Milan
..... the centre of the world. You can find a high definition version on miamilan.com

Milan Expo 2015, the new zone where Oasis had to perform their last concert in history... before the "break" of 5 years... strange coincidence, 2015... we're all part of a Masterplan...
(the music is the anthem of North Italy, capital city: Milan, of course, titled "Va pensiero - sull'ali dorate", "Go, thought - on golden wings", by Verdi).

A new Milan part with strange skyscrapers is gonna be called 'City Life'.

In his 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere', Noel refers to Italy as the bands’ 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting that Oasis have chosen Milan to stage the final show...but Noel left the band again, for the 3rd time, 2 days before

Be here now: a Milano Lambretta (name from Milan river Lambro), owned by Noel, and a Rolls-Royce. Photo at Stocks House hotel in Hertfordshire

..... Balotelli ahahaha and City symbol on Noel's guitar :). This tune was my alarm clock to wake up in the morning from '97 to 2000. At a 1997 gig after the first chord of 'Be here now' I was literally flying, gone fuckin' mad fer it, continuously shouting and jumping embraced with all the people. Best fun of my life.

"Italy why always you?! what is it with you Italians? why do you seem to 'get it' more than anyone else? it's a constant source of fascination for me"(arse-licker Noel)

"I'm currently in Milan. Its been fucking wonderful...it always is. It's fair to say The Italians love me and long may that continue 'cause I love them right back...the beautiful bastards. The gig was amazing, the kind of gig you'd never want to end. Easily my favourite so far."

Italian boys are like me, very passionate.4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy, It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there.

Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people.

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"We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. The chef shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!"(Jacq)

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The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.

(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

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"I've got the pre-emption over anyone proud boastin' music royalties about you :). When you told me to be not so good, I thought you were just humble. Now, on the contrary, I think you're a famous incognito singer, determined to cheer up the world with your voice, for free".(Selene)

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"nice jacket"

(Liam Gallagher embracing me)

the blue point in the middle

..... "Slide away" piano music: we have a real piece of Moon next to my house, that is Manchester City symbol. The World Cup too, it was made here by a Milan artist. You can see Capello table @ the Football English pub here and also Jesi, the town of former Inter Milan now City manager Mancini, where my uncle was born

..... here you can see Noel the bastard keeping a low volume for Liam's microphone as always, and very high for the instruments.

2009. I was at 3 Oasis gigs in 1 month, even climbing the Italian Alps, highest European mountains, and arriving first in Switzerland, my last Oasis gig, seen it on the front row in front of Noel winking an eye at me ;) (and Glasvegas did the same) playing as in room for me and two Swiss birds lol, the "veline" :))

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. And in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'".(Jack Kerouac)

mad fer it !!!

"The one who's got right ideas among confused people, he's like one with a working clock in a city where all the clocks are wrong. He's the only one knowing the right time, but what's the use? Everybody's following the others one, even those who know the right time..."

(Schopenhauer)That was the meaning of the word "Oasis" (given by Liam), an isolated place in a desert."As a remedy to life in society I would suggest the big city. Nowadays, it is the only desert within our means".

Liam John Paul Gallagher

Pretty Green Italy website

..... Rockin' chair , my favourite song ever (written with the Real People).Video with a final surprise at the end...........I played this song till my fingers bled.The shape of England is not so different from Italy one.Notice the images and the turtle as my turtle Alberta in "I'm older than I wish to be" :) (and the turtle then is also on Noel plectrum, he played with it, I played with it).And yes, that pier in Weston-super-Mare was burnt. And Oasis are over now (definitely maybe).For going around we were still using a tour bus, and as it was our first time there, we had a big surprise when a bus full of British people overtook us, all of them smiling and waving their hands but suddenly they turned and showed us their arses ahahaha

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..... The meaning of soul (live in Milan @ Alcatraz) - This one's not for Marco :) but I dedicate it to Melissa, a girl with heart problems I took out from gig mayhem. Escape from Alcatraz ghghgh It used to be the song on English tv, for Premier League Sky Sports ad.
"...I'm a different breed, I'm outta your league, I'm 10 outta 10 alright... All rise, I see the love in your eyes, if it's alright then I'll be your light"
..... me parka, me scarf, me sideburns, me fucking everything. Everytime you put one, you just feel like you're fucking going to a war... And obviously buy it you fuckers! ahahaha
Me English blue navy Pretty Green scarf, a must-have: a soft, lightweight polka dot scarf made from 100% cotton and expertly hand-printed by Italy’s leading scarf producer

=Music never moved anything, not even in the '60s, at Vietnam times. Rock influences look, attitudes, but not politics. Maybe knowing him Lennon was an idiot, I wouldn't got on well with him and would have hated him. People speak too much of his life, pacifism, and so on, I'm interested only in his songs.

And if anybody organizes a march against war, I prefer going to the park with my daughter.

..... vote for Noel Prime Minister: 1) a good politician is a rich one, 2) more police on the streets

as all the greatest music albums covers, almost all Oasis albums covers have summat mysterious, it seems a curse. The last one had an atomic bomb... then they split. In '95 they put the pier of Weston-super-Mare on "Roll with it" cover, then it was burnt

in the little picture: Rodney Marsh, 1972-75 City player (and next to the tv: George Best). A poster of a young Burt Bacharach (from whom Noel copied Half the world away). They were watching The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, spaghetti western movie by the Italian director Sergio Leone, music by the great maestro Ennio Morricone. The room was at Bonehead's house. On the floor, a glass of wine, but it was bilberry juice

Heathen chemistry - the title came from a t-shirt Noel bought in Ibiza which featured a logo reading, "The Society of Heathen Chemists" - the photo was taken down the Paris tube

..... video with Milano Lambretta. Song written with the Real People, as also All around the world, Columbia (by Liam and the Griffiths), Rockin' chair, Whatever, Supersonic, etc.

2000, Twin Towers down there... before September 11... on the single "Sunday morning call" there was New York with a fallen glass... New York City skyline from the rooftop of the Rockefeller Center. The album's title was taken from the words made famous by Sir Isaac Newton: "If I can see further than anyone else, it is only because I am standing on the shoulders of giants". Noel saw the quote on the side of a £2 coin while in a pub and liked it so much he thought it would be a suitable name for the new album. He then wrote the name on the side of a cigarette packet while drunk. When he awoke in the morning, he realised he had written "Standing on the Shoulder of Giants", not "shoulders"

What's the story morning glory - the most famous Oasis album - London at dawn, Soho, Berwick Street, known for its independent record shops. On the left it's Sister Ray records shop, then it went into administration...

"A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphisics of books".
(Walt Whitman)
..... "What's the story morning glory?", American expression (something like "what's up?"), but also spicy thai vegetable :), and girls say that is also a morning male erection...
knowing Noel, it was taken from a song by Pink Floyd ...