Popularity contests in life are like a sheep hearding contest. They always try to separate the black sheep from the bunch only to realize the black sheep really don't care. Now JiI will have wild vivid dreams of sheep.

If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship, he coulda snatched up two unicorns, and left behind the muthafuckin pigs... I hear unicorns are scrumptualescent. (Yes, I made that word up)

love Aesop, but give credit when you quote people, that way it doesn't appear as though you are trying to lay claim to what THEY wrote..

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"I never trust a fighting man who doesn't smoke or drink or at least cause a little trouble." -Admiral William Frederick Halsey Jr.
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Feel free to stare and admire,
but kindly tell me if it's on fire!

this one got me in trouble on the USS Peleliu... I asked it during a briefing about classified material and the proper disposal of it (someone kept throwing it in the trash instead of the burn bags..)

"If I eat a classified document, do I have to shit in a burn bag until it passes through my system?"

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"I never trust a fighting man who doesn't smoke or drink or at least cause a little trouble." -Admiral William Frederick Halsey Jr.
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Feel free to stare and admire,
but kindly tell me if it's on fire!

Let's go lick up that orange goo that is surrounded by those stinging striped bugs....
The glass is half empty/ half full...the glass is too damn big!
Beer? (Or anything alcoholic) Why? It tastes terrible and you get drunk.
Jeff

Damn, for the last 20 minutes I have been reviewing what I knew about Aesop.

Specifically the Aesop that I was taught, the old Greek guy that wrote all the fables.

It confused the shit outta me until I figured out I'm just old and outdated and Aesop is no longer the fable guy but now is a band.

haha, no i love Aesop's fables, as well as Aesop and Son, but yes, Aesop Rock is a hip hop artist. :P

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"I never trust a fighting man who doesn't smoke or drink or at least cause a little trouble." -Admiral William Frederick Halsey Jr.
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Feel free to stare and admire,
but kindly tell me if it's on fire!

The egg thing has always given me a laugh, before anyone ever decided to eat one, yet watched them crack open from the inside only to reveal a baby chicken, then one day a bunch just sat there & never turned into a baby chicken, then decided to open it & thought, "Hmmmm, I wonder what that tastes like"

Another thing, I think the movie was "Black Sheep" with Chris Farley & David Spade when they were high from the nitrous tank that leaked & David Spades character started talking about the pronunciation of the word "road" has always made me wonder who got to put names with things, just imagine if the word "shit" meant good, MMM MM, that tastes so shitty I think I'll have some more
That brings up another WTF thought I have had since first hearing about Nostradamus, his description of tanks & planes used in WW II, all that makes me think WTF, but I suppose his visions were nothing like what I'd have come up with if I were to ever try & predict things 400 to 500 years into the future

Ron

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"Can't" is a word that means your to lazy to even try.

Why does society and men encourage and think its cool for their sons to engage in sexual encounters when they are teenagers?

"Hell yeah son, get that slut to ride your #@&! or put it in her mouth"

Why do you NOT encourage your daughter to be the one getting bent over the hood or to be putting things in her mouth?

My WTF comes from being a single Dad raising four kids - three of them girls. Every time a young man is encouraged to go do these things - you should keep in mind that you are encouraging him to take advantage of someone's daughter.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Unkl Ian

Don't be Fucking stupid.

The bolt is Fucked, it won't fix it's self,
the Bolt Fairy won't fix it, and you can't fix it.