'The Netherlands has recognised the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a religionThe Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally been recognised as a religion in The Netherlands.Two days ago, pastafarians were told by the country’s Chamber of Commerce that they would be granted official status. They had been trying for several years....Our services are especially devoted to socialising. So we eat pasta, we drink beer and discuss faith.’...Pastafarians believe heaven is a beer volcano with a stripper factory, while hell is the same but the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.'

'The Netherlands has recognised the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a religionThe Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally been recognised as a religion in The Netherlands.Two days ago, pastafarians were told by the country’s Chamber of Commerce that they would be granted official status. They had been trying for several years....Our services are especially devoted to socialising. So we eat pasta, we drink beer and discuss faith.’... c believe heaven is a beer volcano with a stripper factory, while hell is the same but the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.'