Wow people are really going to town abusing the smilies and substituting them for words. All I can read is "I would kick off but definitely not ".

I actually said Coach Z. In the earlier toons I felt like he was a sane, fairly integral part of the Homestar Runner universe, but in the more recent toons they've been completely capitalizing on his creepiness, and he's almost as much in his own world as Homsar is. Like the bit with insisting he was playing women's lacrosse and the g-string at the pool...eurgh.

_________________"No, no, no. You gotta get those rings... INSIDE the bottle!"I'm just an old timer who lurks on occasion. Even in 2018, at least.