Vox

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RELIGIOUS MATTERS

“The minister who predicted the end of the world on Saturday, May 21, was obviously wrong. However, his prediction may not be as off-base as we think. In the past, we had a catastrophic tsunami and in the recent past we witnessed devastating earthquakes. Now we have seen major floods and more killer tornadoes in one (sorry, background noise overtook this word – ed.) in our country’s history. Maybe someone above has had enough, because let’s face it folks; we continue to slaughter defenseless babies, the sanctity of marriage is constantly under attack, pornography and sexual abuse of children is rampant and our government has removed God from all public schools, including the children’s right to pray. Perhaps separation of church and state was never meant to mean separation of God and state. Perhaps the minister was on to something and his date was just a little off.”

LEST WE FORGET

“I’m not sure if this Vox could make it in the paper in time, but on this Memorial Day weekend, if you get a chance to get over to the military cemetery in Beaufort on Boundary Street, it’s quite a beautiful and moving place to spend a little time. Do yourself a favor and if you have any children, take a walk through there.”

A DIFFERENT

TRAFFIC CIRCLE

“Hey, did anybody see that traffic circle on Beach City Road after the church? That thing is gonna cause more accidents. I have no idea why they put that there.”

BT COLUMNISTS

“Finally, I have found a good use of Bill Roe’s column. It makes a good liner for the bottom of my birdcage.”

“Hey, Bill Roe, you may refer to our president as Mr. President or President Obama. He’s your president and mine, and the rest of the nation’s and he will be for another six years, so get used to it. Yes, he’s black and he’s smart. Two reasons why you really hate him. The president continues to repair the total disaster that was your bed buddy George Bush. You should stop drinking the Kool-Aid with those rose colored glasses, Bill. Would you support and respect President Obama more if he had tried to get a female head of state a neckrub like Georgie did? Bill Roe, get back on your meds. You do not count and you are irrelevant. You need a lot of help. Good luck.”

“I’m curious where some of your Vox callers get their information as well as where does Barbara Kelly come up with the nonsense that she writes. Barack Obama was not even heard of when George Bush sent people to get Osama bin Laden. And Hurricane Katrina, the greatest natural disaster in the history of the country? Come on.”

THE PRESIDENT AND THE QUEEN

“Yes. I’m calling in regards to today’s Bluffton Today, today is the 26th of May and it’s the Vox Say What? How about the smart aleck to toast during the national anthem for the Royal Family. I can’t believe your editor’s note, ‘We replayed this eight times. If you know what it means, call the Vox.’ That’s why I’m calling. You know, you gotta stop watching the lame-stream media. If you would have watched FOX News or even the Internet showed the President toasting the Queen of England during her national anthem, which is God Save the Queen and he decided to toast the Queen and as he began to toast the Queen, then the Anthem started to play, God Save the Queen, and no one is supposed to talk or do anything during the anthem, but he’s toasting the Queen. It was a very awkward moment, so why don’t you check, uh, you know, Drudge or watch something other than a left-wing rag?”

Editor’s note: Our Enigma machine was broken and our decoder ring could not decipher the jumbled message that came into the original Vox. That was all we were trying to say.

However, even with your follow-up call, we now understand your opinion on the subject. Many other earlier callers were much clearer.