My friend went to a bookstore where BJ Novak was going to be reading excerpts from his book. We both loved him in The Office, but we had loved him even more in Inglorious Basterds. After it was over, we got to meet him, take pictures, and chat with him for awhile. He even signed our Inglorious Basterds DVDs as himself and his character, Smithson Utivich.
We had to go, so we were heading to the bottom floor of the bookstore. I proceeded to fall down the stairs right in front of BJ Novak.

When my dog had surgery for a growth on her back, we put a doggie shirt over her scar so she wouldn’t mess with it. Now whenever I bring home a doggie shirt or a funny costume, she gets so excited and “sits pretty” until I put it on her.

I love Signs, but it’s the only movie that scares me to the point of sleeping with the lights on. I blame it on the fact that during the news scene with the Alien at the party, my sister grabbed my shoulders and screamed in my ear.
I was shaking for the rest of the night.

I didn’t have to go to the hospital, but after I watched Indiana Jones for the first time, I tied a jump rope to an arch that went over the sidewalk and tried to swing on it like it was a whip. Barefoot. I took almost the whole nail off my big toe.

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