Messages for George and MADD9/9/2007 12:05:22 PMFor a change, one has nothing to do with the other.George's approval rating is now down to 28%. He might be failing in his job performance, but you have to admit he's setting a record for an all new low in acceptable presidential performance. I wonder if we should contact the Guinness Book of World Records.

Plus I wonder who the 28% are. They're either people who don't read the news or those who don't care. "George is an honorable man," they shout with disdain for us traitors who can easily see through him. And to his supporters who didn't see the article, here's a breakdown: His rating as handling his job as president is at 30% where it was at 61% in April of '03. His handling of the situation in Iraq is at 28% whereas it was at 66% in April of '03. The third question in the pole involved the war in Iraq. Voters were asked if the war was worth the toll it has taken in American lives (3,760 to date) and other kinds of costs or isn't the war worth these costs? 28% agreed with George whereas in April of '03 51% of the voting population agreed. Someone please flush the toilet George is in.

As a side note: Cartoonist Darby Conley had a cartoon today where one of the character's claimed that "if it's spineless, blue, it's slow-moving, yet leaves a layer of slime on everything it touches, it's a Democrat." And he stopped there. Hell's Bells, one thing he can't say about the Dems is that they enjoy jumping on little boys in men's rooms. That seems reserved for Republicans who are having a helluva time with their love lives. The little boys don't even want them. I think it's something to do with their girth and the way they smell after those closed-room meetings with George.

Regarding MADD--Mothers' Against Drunken Driving: This is something they need to be aware of. In Waverly, Ohio, for drunken drivers facing jail time and lengthy license suspensions, a $1,000 donation to a police fund when you appear before a Mayor's Court will make your troubles disappear. There's no jail time, no suspension of licenses and most of all, no record on your driver's license. Hey, I couldn't make this up. For those who haven't the $1,000, they get hit with all of the above. No mercy for the poor.

So far the police have raised $91,000 and have spent it on a police dog, police pistols and radio equipment, which are worthy causes all. However, buying your way out of a DUI puts us all in danger since we have no way of knowing how many times so and so was caught before he killed someone while driving drunk. This has to be the most fraudulent case of abuse of justice I've ever heard of, and believe me, I've heard of plenty. These people do not appear in front of judges, rather they go to a Mayor's Court to fork over their donations and be set free with no consequences. I don't know who's investigating the matter, but when it happens I'll let you know.