Blowjobs: Spit or Swallow?

Ah, The Almighty Blowjob. To swallow or not to swallow—is that the question? No. Swallowing isn’t the point. Most men don’t really care about whether or not women swallow. What really matters is whether or not women take the cumshot in their mouths. That’s the ticket.

As is often the case with guys, it’s a porn thing. We want to see you open wide for it. Feel free to hold your tongue out for it (although the tongue isn’t quite as effective as opening wide because the cum has a tendency to spill—which is totally considered cheating). Whichever way you prefer to catch is fine by us. But to simply hold a cock inside your mouth during the orgasm (even if you do swallow) ranks pretty dang low on the intensity scale.

It’s also been posed thus: “spit or swallow?”. If those are your only options, always, always spit. First, spitting cum is dirty. Second, where you choose to spit adds a whole other dimension of sexiness, because you can spit the cum back onto his cock. Very porno, indeed-ee-o.

We wanna see it. We wanna see what you’re working with. We wanna see what a woman does with the cum. We wanna watch you play with it. You’ve got lips—tongue—teeth—fingers—chin. If it spills onto your nipples we wanna see you scoop it back up. For the least hypocritical guys you should go so far as to snowball it. Always remember this: what you’re dealing with is The Money Shot.

Do. Not. Nickel. And. Dime. The. Money. Shot.

Sure, we’d love it if you did swallow once all the play is done; we’d love it if you licked our cocks clean, too. But showing how you take it in the mouth is plenty. Or it’s a decent start, anyway. Although not all boyfriends will be so honest about telling you so.

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