Monday, July 18, 2005

Sunday morning running for IPPT

Sunday I wake up early go and running to get ready for my reservist IPPT. Scared fail already have to kena burn Saturday and Wednesday do RT. Damn sian one, do the fucking Remedal Training. Worse is the Saturday one, have to go at 4 o'clock, by the time you doing their cheebye exercise, you at night also no strength to go and chiong already.

I was a bit tired in the morning, because Saturday night we go and drink at a few bar, make a few new girlfriend (got one friendly one call Amber, she damn chio with small round teh-tehs and she never wear the bra and the aircon was very cold, nabei I almost nose bleed, man) and get their number. Amber and her friends drink a lot, those girls, and after a while start to talk nonsense and kiss each other for fun also. I almost did not want to leave. But we go to a few not so clean bars because that fucker Raymond like to squeeze the neh neh of those waitress there, then I go his house to play a bit of mahjong, not enough still buy the 7-11 Tiger beer and drink somemore, drink until 5 oclock.

So Sunday morning wake up was very difficult, KNNBCCB the head damn pain.

But I have to run, cannot don't exercise. Nowadays the army got so many incident the nsman just suddenly die like that, and the MO so fucked up, many of them don't know whether the soldier is really sick or just bluff one. So I don't want to get any medical problem have to see army doctor, better try to be fit.

I wear my running short (the short kind because it is more windy not so hot) and my army tank top and wear the army New balance shoe and rush out of my house. Then I go and run near my place.

I run and run and run for 5 minutes like that, morning quite nice. The weather just rain, so sibei cooling. I thinking maybe if I train more, maybe can even get the SAF money, then can buy a few new things for my baobei car. Suddenly I saw this sibei sexy tan chio bu in front of me, waiting near a bus stop for a taxi.

Her hair was long, her eyes was very big, and her there also very big. She was wearing those top look like a big hankerchief fold into a triangle then tie at the back type and the top like going to burst liao. Her neck there can see her skin got bikini line. And her mini jeans shorts also the low low kind, can see the shiny kind of g-string peep on top, and her long tan legs come out below. She look like she going to the beach, because she also carrying a big beach bag and have sunglass on her head.

I see her already actually want to run faster, show her I very fit, but then I thought, maybe can beoh a bit a longer. So I stop and run on the spot near her, try to look like I have to do some more warm up.

I stretch here stretch there, turn here turn there, bend here bend there. I can see the girl very impress, because she smile at me a lot. I stretch some more, then her eyes suddenly become very big, and then she start to giggle.

I thought, hosei liao, I can ask her for her number because she look like she like me, so I smile back, and get ready to go and talk to her. When I jog to her, she giggle some more and her eyes look like looking at my legs.

I stop to look at why she look at me there, then fuck! I know why!!! My horse is sticking out of my running short left leg, he also want to look at her. No wonder feel a bit cold there! Must be in the morning I rushing and blur like fuck, forgot to wear the underwear! Hahahahahaha!!!!

I try to push my horse back inside because I don't want her to be scared (very hard to do this when the horse is hard), but when I look up she already get into her taxi and still smiling at me. Too bad, but if she live around here, I still got chance.

Lucky I never do pushup in front of her, or else will really look I am trying to fuck the floor.

regardless the blog is describing a real incident or not, I have to give salute the blogger for this entertaining blog. Either he has experienced this "wonderful" incident or he has alot of "creativity juice" in his brain.

Wah lau you is can leh. Everytime I read yr story I laugh until peng san hor. Those ang mo said laughter is the best medicine and if you carry on making people laugh you sure to cure many sick (seow lan) people hor. You sibey tok kong one. Got free must come out and lim kopi hor. Keep up the good work.

You disgrace Singaporeans with your pathetic english and the abnormal quantities of vulgarites you have.Please, Singapore is trying to turn into a more gracious society and yet here you are, blogging about your stupid "paikia" life and other explicit content.Do you think you are very cool this way? I seriously hope not. Do you know some of your readers could be as young as 12? What are you exposing them to? A blog is for you to write on your life, not throw vulgarities like "knn" and "cb" and "horse" into it. Please, get a life. I know that some of the readers thinkyour blog is "funny" but have you have considered the faces of other singaporeans? People might think every singaporean is as uncivilized and as boorish as you.3 words. Get a life.

To singaporeanMy friend you so great meh and you talk like you represent all Singaporean leh. Say it for yrself man and don’t put us into yr boat mah and olso what so gracious abt our society har - see what happened to NKF recently har, highly talented and educated ah Neh doing very gracious deeds meh? Please lah if you don’t believe in free expression or opinions, then fuck off mah. Remember no one ask you to come to his blog and if you are easily offended or outraged by his paikai language than please go and surf another site mah. Wake up lah - live and let live hor.

FYI, there are many *R-rated* things on the web. Movies on couple making love, pictures of nude women, etc.

It is easy to prevent your loved ones from viewing these stuffs, you can set up a parental control software and block access to these taboo URLs.

We cannot prevent people from posting things that we do not want to see. But we can protected ourselves and loved ones from getting access to these stuffs.

PS: I do not think that Rockson should use foul language in his blog too.

P-PS: We should not visit rockson.blogspot.com if we are uncomfortable with the language used. For the rest of the people who find Rockson's blog entertaining. I think that it is harmless to read and have a good laugh. Just like what I just did :-)

i'm not one who curse but still find this unrestrained blog very entertaining.

eh... singaporean... loosen up! you sound like a gahmen's lackey... must follow rules, must be prim and proper, must excel, must perform, must live up to societal's expectation blah blah blah... in all true honesty i wouldnt want ppl to think singaporeans are like you... boring to the core!

It's interesting to read your article. However it's also hard to understand the dilect words. Is it possible for you to compile a "dictionary" of them on your blog? Like a "blog for blog". So that readers like me coluld be able understand them better?

nicenice..funny entry..made me luf until peng oso..hahs..n to singaporean..get a life larr..wad do ya expect frm a 12 yr old dese daes? innocent looking lil kids wif pure uncorrupted minds? u sure is our of date mann..go out to da world n see wad it has turned to alrd..a 12 yr old cn noe more than u do..dun like this blog..dun read..

hi rockson, i enjoy reading ur articles. the way u describe things is very funny, perhaps that is the way u talk. anyway i am yw and i have a lot of fun reading ur stuff, though many of them are nonsense, but some of them really express the unhappiness of singapoream abt gahmen.

That poor fucker singaporean got no sense of humor and trying to be a holy angle but ended up kanna fuck until one big hole Hehehehe. Luckily he didn’t kanna the Geyland Ah Beng from TalkingCock.com otherwise he sure kanna hoot by him.

Eh Rockson,Funny lah u! you're straight talker and doesnt mind a single bit about 'tio hoot' remarks! although the story a bit far-fetched but the content is funnY~ definitely the talk in blogtown manz!

Haha...your blog is real funny, but i have to give you some advice. Next time rem to wear your undies, otherwise your balls may just drop. Not suaning you, just something that happened when one of my buddies didn't wear his and ended up in the hospi. Gee... Jia you!

hey, pulling a fast one like ala SPG and Kenny Sia? why didnt u go the Blog Conference, can see nehneh.. could be your tit against SPG's! I think you probably more macho than that fatso. u can also show everyone how big your horse is... lol... nobody would dare dispute abt it hor? all these poser dont think u measure up.....

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Ya la. Talk cock only. Your lap cheong sticking out long long oso dono. You say you bend here, bend there to impress the sexy jia boh, how can? When you bend an twist, your 'little pony' oso swing like Ah Meng from left to rite and back and front. How come dono? No more feeling? Y. U fark too much ah?

The jia boh smile and giggle becos she din see a 'horse'. More likely small like 'sea horse'. Oso shape like one. Beng kock lah. Hehe!

I think your mind kena fucked and conditioned by army sadist during your NS. They always say. "see that tree. Go fug it. RUN!" to punish and laugh at green horn recruits.

stupid singaporean. u know how nkf tried to sue the newspaper rite? what happen? now all their shit come to light. look what's happened to u? come act like u noe everything and kenna piah by everyone.go fuck urself lah idiot. outside all these 12 year olds already know more vulgarities than they read here hor.

if this story were really real-- word of advice for the brudders who wanna emulate rockson and run briefless, watch out for hernias. though no one should ever have to listen to the SAF doc or medic like me ...

You sure feel like peng you the way you write. I am in a ang moh place now (US). Very Fxxk up place acutally. Buay tahan. I can only return home next year. Sxxk up deep down inside of me when I start behaving like them and lose my Ah Beng IDentity.

Believe it or not, you have now became the a daily topic, or should I say a star in our SIA corporate office, and shockingly, even our Chairman knows about your big name and mentioned in in out monthly management meeting today for ice-breaking.

Just a suggestion, our corporate team would love you read your comments on Mrs. Goh comments on the "Peanuts" issue. With the term "PeeeeeeNUTs", I am confident that you can some out with another humorous article. Looking fwd to it.

Is e part abt ur horse kanna exposed true? It sounds so fake...R u serious ur horse so big....? U went for plastic surgery har?anyway if the lady really saw "it" and giggles...it means that ur horse is very small because that's what we gals r taught---dat if someone expose in front of u den laugh at the fellow and say,"eee...so small still dare to show..."haha...jus joking la, don angry hor...

rockson, you're the coolest. my mum and i read ur blog until cannot tahan. i even let my ang moh husband read....he dont understand half of it so i kenna explain..then he laugh. anyway, can i link ur site to my blog??can send me ur pic or not?? u sound cute so i wanna see lah.

Hello Rock Son, that type of girl is really no good type. I think she saw already many many horse like that type, that's why she smile. If good type, really for sure promise U she scream and run already like mad and tell her mother, father and sister.

But, i think she ever saw bigger than your horse, no wonder she only smile.

You one day try lah... show your horse if the girl run and scream, than U can catch become your wife, gerenty very good one, 100%.

If police catch U, then U keep your horse for 5 yrs.close your blog. Then can start riding again after that.

your blog is the most entertaining one i have read so far and I LOVE IT!!! those people who bother to insult and belittle you about your use of language and vivid descriptions should know that they are being very rude as this is your personal space and not theirs. they should just go and get their own blog and whine away to their heart's content. one more thing, little "innocent" 12 year olds are non-existant my dear "singaporean".

All the haters need to shut the fuck up. Jealous losers who can't get responses. But of course.. sitting at home with a thesaurus and projecting the image of something you're not.

I'm glad Rockson Rocks On.

The only thing is I don't see the novelty of this very funny approach lasting much longer. In the end only the sincere bloggers who either bring true content or at least show their core will remain heavily traffic-ed.

Your blog is hilarious! It has become one of my daily ritual to read your blog in California. Never mind what others say but I think Singaporean should learn how to loosen up and enjoy a little laughter.

yoz...rockson.....realli or nt ah???ur horse realli that long mehx???i dun believe....u wanna know how to make me believe???u can do it on the bed...hahaha....juz kidding lah...but entertaining....and the girl ah...maybe in the taxi cry liao...maybe in the taxi die also...laugh until cry thn die of dydration...hehehe...juz kidding lah...keep up the gd work man!!!

hey rockson...mi friend had post a comment on this site and she said that she want u to show her ur horse on the bed rite???i also want!!!maybe ur horse can help me expand mi cheebye...hehehe...and from the way u write ur blog ah...i think ur singlish damn tok gong leh...teach me how to write lyk that leh...maybe on the bed also...nacked...hehehe...while i am fucking wif ur horse and u are fucking wif mi cheebye,u can suck mi neh neh also...hehehe juz kidding lah...and keep up the gd work ;>

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