Sanford Memoir Reveals Governor to be Biggest A**hole on Planet

Columbia – theDiscust has received an advance copy of South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford’s new book “Staying True,” which relates the experience of how she dealt with the governor’s affair with an Argentinian woman.

Sanford’s memoir is basically 240 pages of ranting about what a complete and utter a**hole Mark Sanford is.

“I mean, he had the nerve to proudly tell the whole world that this little Argentine slut of his was his ‘soul mate’ for God’s sake,” seethes Sanford, in one of her chapters entitled, “Whore of Babylon.”

“Sure most high-profile politicians have a mistress that they love more than their wife, that’s the nature of the game, but at least they have the decency to keep their infatuation to themselves once they are caught red handed.”

“But Mr. Emperor of A**holes here not only publicly admits to having a passionate affair, he shouts his love from the mountaintops like a smitten schoolboy. Then he makes some pathetic, half-baked promise about trying to fall in love with me again. Really, am I so repulsive to you now that it will require the maximum effort on your part? Are you serious?”

2 comments on “Sanford Memoir Reveals Governor to be Biggest A**hole on Planet”

JENNY MAY END UP BEING THE BIGGEST “A-HOLE” IN SC. HOW ARROGANT IS SHE TO WRITE A BOOK LIKE THAT. SHE MUST HOLD HERSELF UP TO BE THE BIGGEST SAINT IN THE WORLD – I DOUBT THAT THOUGH. WHAT MR. SANFORD DID WAS WRONG BUT MAYBE WE CAN UNDERSTAND WHY HE WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM HIS WITCH FOR SOME PEACE. HOW HATEFUL AND REALLY DISRESPECTFUL OF HER CHILDREN – I THOUGHT SHE WAS MOST INTERESTED IN THE WELL BEING OF HER CHILDREN – SHE JUST FELL OFF THE WAGON. MAYBE THE CHILDREN WOULD BE BETTER TO STAY WITH THEIR DAD, HUH?