As hard as it may be to refrain from child/sex jokes in this article, I’m going to try my best.

Someone is selling items left in R Kelly‘s old house in Chicago, and one of them is a Looney Tunes-themed bar, complete with all characters from the cartoon franchise. No word on whether or not the bar will be sent pre-disinfected (urine is acidic, you know), so it’s probably best to disinfect it yourself, should you decide to purchase.

To check out the Craigslist listing of R Kelly’s bar and basketball hoop/backboard, click here.