Good lord, stop the “because Internet” BS. Quit being lazy and write a headline.

By: RoboPanda

03.07.2014 @ 9:05 AM

I just did a quick search of the ~5,000 posts I’ve written for Uproxx, and this is the first time I’ve used the phrase “because internet” in a headline. So go fuck yourself, you irrationally combative douche.

Lets be honest, if house cats were the size of Jurassic Park raptors they wouldn’t hesitate to eat you. Despite what the internet would have you believe many house cats are vicious monsters, just ask mice and small birds. Tho I’d make sure there were no other people around before you begin interviewing small animals.

i had a talk with my brother about how horrible the world would be if all cats were the sizes of dogs…could u imagine cougar sized pack of stray cats out in the cities? or a feral cat the size of a pitbull?