Bedazzled Undertaker invades Dancing With the Stars

Coming out to the Undertaker’s music mashed with an incredibly confusing techno beat, Warren Sapp pays homage to Blade and performs a dramatic twist that somehow manages to make him look like he weighs 175lbs.

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Doing his best impersonation of Hungry Hippo, a deceitful Sapp proudly carries on with his Bushwackers dance, only to punch his partner Kym directly in the face just seconds later.

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Still flattened from the unexpected blow to the face, an eager Sapp takes full advantage of his partner opponent and goes airborne for a perfectly executed King Kong Bundy splash, sending the packed house into an understandable raging frenzy.

This is nice. It’s like a fantasy DWTS league. When’s your draft? Also DWTS: Smackdown Edition is probably the best concept pitch of the last 25 years. If a TV exec finds this blog, they will steal this idea. Shhhhhhhhhhhh….