"American Bad Ass"

"American Fat-ass"

Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"

The Lyrics

Kids: as i lay me down to sleepi pray that toy is mine to keepand make sure it never leaves this roomor it will be sent to a fiery doom

Guy: then we burn it?Kids: hell yeah

I'm an american fat-asswatch me eatyou can order root beer or you can Woman: radio editi'm a eating machine, i like to say gracebefore i go ahead to stuff my facesuper sized, i'm a double wideeating butterball now gimme piesfull sack of food, i gotta poodon't touch my coke i gotta go to the looi'm the leaning side on a 65 chevellei can't wait to gointo taco bellwhen i felli broke the groundbecause i weighabout a thousand pounds

Woah i'm a big boyfat-ass i'm fatthrow some food in the air, i prefer i big macsayin' hey heyi'm like a cow eatin' hishay hay hay hayi'm that big fat blob on the map sayin'hey hey hey heygo to google earth and see where i'm at

"Now if you're the first son of a b*tch that opens this door, you're gonna regret it!" - The Undertaker

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