The younger guy to the older guy: I believe my wife could use some discipline. What do you recommend?The older guy to the younger: I strongly suggest that you get a cane and a tawse and use them strongly on your wife to show her who is boss.

Hey George…I’ll let you in on a little secret…I’m wearing my wife’s underwear.Frederick, I guess I should let you know a little secret as well. Your wife was hiding behind my living room couch when you arrived and guess what, she didn’t need her underwear!

George…I want to discuss that merger with Arlington Iron Works. I’m not sure it’s a good move.Fred…I want to find a Port-A-John ASAP. That foot long chili dog I had for lunch is fighting back.

Let’s go light a bag of dog crap and throw it on Franklin’s porch. We can tease him at the next Board Meeting.

What do you mean you have no idea where you parked?

I am going to puke…Can I borrow your hat?

Get your hand out of your pocket man. We are in public. If you want to play “pocket pool,” at least wait until we are back at the office, that’s disgusting you perv