21 T-Shirts for Alcohol Brands We’d Get Drunk On

Alcohol! The cause and solution to all our problems! If you’re a Proud Drunk, you probably have your favorite type of drink: whiskey, rum, vodka. And from there you probably have your favorite brand: Jack Daniel’s, Captain Morgan, Absolute.

Odds are pretty good you also have an empty bottle of your favorite alcohol hanging around. Maybe you think it makes a great candle holder, or maybe you just like the label.

Many alcohol labels are beautifully designed. But there’s only one thing that could make them better. What if they were named after some of our favorite pop culture characters and TV shows. You know you’d buy them in crate loads!

Some of these would be no-brainers. Of course Hannibal Lecter’s face would adorn a fine Chianti. And Red Rum would have Jack Nicholson’s Jack Torrance staring monadically back at us! And these are just the tip of the ice cube in your glass of straight scotch. I’ve dug up some very fine alcohol brands we wish really existed.