Can We Please Just Say 'Vagina' Instead of These 50 Other Slang Words?

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Let us know if we missed any slang terms for vagina on our all-encompassing list

Say it with us now: "Penis, penis, penis. Vagina, vagina, vagina." We'd bet the farm that it was way easier for you to blurt out the correct term for male anatomy than it was to say vagina. Why the hell is that? When it comes to our own human body parts, for some reason it feels weird just uttering the syllables. Even more infuriating is the fact that modern society is totally cool with throwing around slang terms for vagina that are infinitely creepier and way more offensive than the medical term.

Need proof? We rounded up every single word for the female anatomy we could think of. From the tame to the say-whaaat? to the just plain juvenile, there's apparently nothing we won't do to avoid saying vagina.