A - the thing that pissed me off too, that whole Lawon thing, like, thats when Dani, when she was doing the whole thing to BD Jeff, just told me, Im trying to save you, which in a round about way but but with the whole lawon thing, but it never came. it never came. but bygones....(I have no idea what they are talking about, this came after a commercial)

Shelly walks in and Adam says, werent we talking about her and P said, yes you told me to put her up this week. Im totally kidding. Shelly winks into the camera.

Adam cant wait to see the footage of Dani showing up and then jeff showing up right after

Shelly cant beleive P didnt get her room yet. P said no she has a lot of stuff. Adam says she has to put her makeup on and change her outfit again.

P wants a shower but will wait for HOH room, adam said, remember its more see thru. he realized it when we went there to take a shower. he looked in the mirror and was like OMG. so he kept his back to it the whole time.

P -I went from being a have not on the block to seeing my.... familySh - family, your bro'sP - im soo excitedSh - well you earned it, ALL of it

P (??))Sh - you knew that was your compP - i was thinking about making a funny and coming out in my bathing suit but i decded not tooSh - (laughing) out of the DRP - yeah, come see my HOH room...P i kinda still want to, not the bottom, just my top. ok you convinced meSh might as well have fun with itP im just thinking of all the stuff (??)) jury room. And Jeffs whole thing is, all she's good for is laying out in her bathing suit and tanning and eating the cookiesSh well they learned otherwise havent theyP giggling and dancing as she walks out of BR Oh, would you know, cuz they havent always done DE. have ppl won the Veto and then HOHSh I dont KNOOWWW . Probably but im not sureP yeah im not 100% and neither is AdamSh doesnt matter cuz you kicked butt what you did, so if it hasnt, your name can go in the books for the 1st. Adam doesnt know?P noSh (whispering) something about questions, and questions, again (maybe throwing a question??)P - i know (dancing and watching herself in the flipping mirror) Sh thats the thing that just blows me away, is everybodys like ohh (then grumbles something, cant hear cuz P is being a twit in the mirror, but Sh makes this "face")P - like um, i dint want to keep you in the house anymore, i wanted to win 1st place. sure (then goes into stall)Sh still primping in the mirror

P back in the mirrorsSh you already change that quickP noP - im gonna pass out tonightSh in a bug old round bedP whats funny is ive ha that bed before, from ikea(srry this happened 12 minutes ago just tried to catch it all)

Sh - funny how he's all buddy buddy and last week he was all OVER them! (Gee look in the mirror much?)P i knowSh wonder what changed is mind (?) dont think thats what she said, either that or we're gonna have to .. big difference i know lol)

Sh wants to wash her faceSh you cant you got a lot of camera time tonightP i already did like 50 min

(now shes out)

COmes out and said to adam, you know how you said i look good in gold, you're right (grabbing key)

Says shes not ever eating an egg again

P back in BR with Sh. says after R is gone, Jo will be back to normal, as normal as she can be, she's gonna want to leave thoSh she wants to goSh its no fun when its not their game play....

P its easier for us.Sh true dat gf, true datP now they're all like, oh we have the votes in jurySh yeah thats what they're saying, hey can pick whatever they want, which is fine, go aheadP which is also fine, yeahSh - go ahead they can say that,at this point it makes them feel better and thats fine. I dont CAREP i cant believesh I dont care,cuz guess what

Adam yells someting and P whispers something to Sh

P whispers she pissed cuz they won the (something)Sh - oh yeah, for sureP thats dumbSh A LOT more, by the wayP like double?Sh at least. maybe (and she turns and gestures to P but her back is to me a weekP RAELLY?Sh yeahP oh well then it was for sure worth it for them!Sh - yeahP i mena, who Makes that kinda money anymoreSh - I know! (really sheliar? REALY? pot much?)P is this like working as a BAGBOY? I dont get it. Cuz i was like, sit, thas all we're geting, cuz ive made that in like 1 night. its not worth it for me to go to jury becauseSh you aint going to jury babyP i know

Jo - my last one, I guess I didnt know it (yawn)R - if i would ahve gone out on Dom's question, i would hae seriously gotten that last questionJo what was the last one, i dont rememberR it was, did the HN get the beef jerky jelly beans before or after they ran across the balance beam and chew gum. you put after and not before cuz the food comp was before the POVR- i got out on stupid Dom's twice. and why is everything about fing Dom, will he just go away, God! if i ever have to hear his name again, I swear.Jo - Im so just like drainedR and than that stupid snake thing, i was shacking and my stomach hurt so badJo i started crying in the beginningR <sigh>Jo with her head in her handsJo jsut think when we go to jury tho,jeff will be like Hey, you.R hey its mr quakersJ - they're gonna be in the pool ad stuff and having fun and dani's gonna be <insert pouty face>R - laughingR - thats true, they'll be having funR hey, what r u doing hereR you know, the whole evictionJo i just dont want them to have that satisfaction ofR jeff, i knowJo something about the checkR you spent your entire summer writing jeff and jordan a paycheck. she's so stupid <laugh> (mocking D) I am the only one in this house that really respects and cares about this game. REALLY D, i didnt realize that we didnt come back tooJ - my God I cant stand when ppl are so obsessedR - she obsessedJo well its stupidR what about .. she thinks that every in production loves her i wanna be like D its a game, like seriously. and she thinks that like people would quit. she's so stupid. or that she just cared about the game so much more than anyone else. why did they call her 2 days before. they called us like way before

Jo - is that why were you so upsetr yeah, we're alone but then also because i woulda seen bre and i wouldnt really care. but yeah im uspet cuz now we're F'ed. we're all alone. and it sucks <yawn> its like

Yeah theres no way of doing a comebackR yeah no. YAY, R and J comebackJo YAY!R YAYR yeah, theres no way, R - I know, and i miss Br so much and theres so much in my mind and about getting confused and its so bad that Je went home cuz i feel like its my fault.Jo - NO its NOT! listen i shoulda got that question and i shoulda wonR and i feel likeJo i feel like i didnt even get to say good byeR i knowJo - and embarrassingR - i miss B so much if he was here he'd be so much better than i am, he'd never lose any of these compsJo yeah, hes good. thats why D wanted him out so badR i wish it would been me. if B and J were in here, they'd a killed itJo is the Jury house luxury, is it really niceR yeah Jo is it boringR no cuz you get movies and stuff to read. D is gonna, wth, Jo jeff is gonna kill herR B tooJo, B is copressed now but Je is gonna kill her, he's gonna make her life hellR goodJo and i left her a nice goodbye message too. i was like, im sorry i just coulnt trust youR i was like, you're a bitch, youre arrogant and i cant stand you andyou wanted to make a big move now your ass s (Jo was making a lot of scraping noise)R i was like, you're arrogant and...Jo you think ppl hate us you, out there. you think we look like, cuz you know it looks like us vs D and u think ppl think of us as the bad ppl?R i dont think so, I dont knowR they were shocked went J went home, i heard everyone gaspJo - well even like when me and K were doing the before and after, i heard the audience, didnt you?R - when K wonJo well i heard them gasp and clap, and i didnt know if its because she won or i didnt get it. he did get a loud, um when he walked outR i think they love JeJo i think this year that we look <laugh> cuz we've been i dunno, backs against the wall. and i cant beleive.r wonder when were gonna do the goodbye mesages to jeffjo when tomorrowR maybe tonight?

(laughing heard)

Jo they're so happyR they're so weird, like did you see Kalia before that HOH she kissed Dani's picture?Jo WhAAAAT?R she went like.. <kissed hand and touched D's pic> to Dani's picture. they're so weird!Jo yeah!R - like Im sorry. thats my fiance and that's Jo's boyfriend

Jo - its hard to be positve when its like this...Jo - and, if me and you get kicked out, Im voting for <whisper> Adam.R - would you?Jo I would, out of.... R my God what if K won. What if P wonJo.. NO we're the votesR - i know but what if its like P and KR or Sh and AdamR - or Shelly and KaliaJo I still cant beleive itr - you know they're gonna try and get me out. its not gonna be youJo I hope I go out before youR i dont im gonna be selfishJo - so i can go in a hotel room ad eat good food and watch movie cuz then we'd only have what, 2 weeks til finallyR - id rather spend 2 w in the jury house than hereJo yeah i know, thats what im sayingR i wish i woulda just gone todayJo im sure jeff was like, upset. and when he finds out we didnt win HOH again he's gonna be like OMG.him and Br. they're gonna be what is WRONG with ya'll.

R upst cuz she didnt listen to Dom's speach.

Jo did i look psycho today?R noJo a littleR well not psycho, madjo crazy? R no not crazy, like livid,Jo I wasR - (whispering) ill tell you who looks psycho, Shelly. I cant imagine them... like... she acts (??).. she's a bitch, she's f'ing and she said to Adam, <hands in face and big sigh> they didnt do any of it they have not done any of it...

R - they havent done any of it

R - and even better they f'ing she came in and yelled at you and got in your faceJo whats tomorrow? have/have not? yeah then nom's and im not even to go up there and talk. r theres no pointjo - no, we already know the answer to it.R - Porcha, why dont you put up 2 people that havent done shit in the game but take credit? No? ok, you're right,cuz you're wonder woman, sorry.

R - its gonna be really fun watching people sleep and eat and get fat all summerJo - i know 1 personR - ONE?Jo - her ass is getting fatR - TWO

wondering when HOH and luxury s gonna be. if they get prizes they're taking the prize over veto. cuz last year B took the veto and got knocked out and they ended up with nothing.

Jo - he wanted to come back here so bad cuz he wanted to like really try. and thats the only reason i cae back too cuz it was something he wants to do. theres no chance. R thats how Band I flt. we shouldnt have ever done this. we shoulda gotten knocked out before jury and had the rest of our summer cu you ant be a competitor and come ito this game in the beginning you have to be a floater to make it to the end or janelle who will never won shit

talking about comp

Jo - i wanna know what dani said to make everyone turn against us. i dont know what we didR she said that you and J were gonna win and you were gonna win all the money and everyone got gready and people dont want you guys to win thats what she said about Bre. she said there is no way can beat Br.Jo i think she just wanted B and J outR she wanted B out cuz Jo why wouldnt she just work with usR cuz she's gready, she thinks cant beat usJo well shes walking away with nothing tooR yeah. i dont understand why she got any applause from the audienceJo was Jeffs louderR i dunno i didnt pay attention. ill prob get 1 applause and a cricket. Jo - noR - they'll be like, good job rach and least you can go home and see B you dont have to ruin the game

R - Adam would vote to evict shelly before KaliaJo its worth a try. never know thats a possibility ...

(there was a commercial so i missed the beginning of this convo)

R who do you think she's gonna put up? i mena obviouslyJ - you and me. or if i won it, take you off, no thats if im not on. if i win id give you the vetoR - i wouldnt let you do thatJo listen, rachel, i <whispers but i think she says that then she could vote.>R but we dont know who she's put up. she could put Adam up.r dont be stupid

R thinks they can be flipped, jo says no, keep our mouths shut, dont even say anything, so they cant use it against them

Jo is glad Daniel is gone so she doesnt ahve to hear SHOCKER. R says they'll still say it.

R you think P would put up just 1 of of us and someone else?J - not now

Rachel must have read Jos mind cuz she made a mouth gesture and wiggled her hands and R said, I know! (alrighty then! lol)

Jo thinks she would have done better if she did have wine. but didnt cuz Jeff wanted to save it for the night before he got evicted.

K - when they were arguing. when she first went in there and talk to her, i think they were getting a word that something happened and she stayed.S - ohh but she was the 3rd vote. she already had committed you heard her tell, did you hear her? she was trying to make a whole deal, she'll vote with you guys to put whoever up with this next, and i was like, kiss it.K - i was saying that when she went in the HN room to talk to dani she didnt try to iron things out she also tried to make a deal with her.S- exacltyK - she's like, if i vote to keep you.. because i think she realized that , the same thing we've been saying forever, does anyone realize that they're never gonna come between jeff and jordan number 1. number 2, that 3some of alliance, its like yeah, we;re never gonna break from each other, im sure she realized....S - do you know how long ive been saying that fact there!K - hm mmm, ive been saying it since <throws arms in the air> foreverK and thats why i was like, for R to goooo, first of all offer deal with everybody <these ppl are delusional!> and probably in production too. its not surprising that she'd say, in the event that you staaaay... thats what she does. she like.. <more arm movements> which is just as much a part of the game I guess but its like.. No one would want...

S - but i guess thats acceptable the way... that because WE were gonna make it move, its not acceptableK - yeha but to take a deal with someone they dont trust.... and if you spent the whole game LIEING to people, every time you came to them with a deal, you'd be like ... girl, we dont like sleeping in the same HOH, (something about Dani's HOH), im not stupid. Im not dumb! thats fine too but Im not doing it. thats why the whole game ive always been nice to her.Im not sure if they are talking about jordan or Rachel. Thought Rachel but also don't remember K being nice to R the whole game. Then again, she's delusional! and half of that doesnt make sense to me with rachel. so i dunno...

Sh - i heard the first door (talking about Po)Sh she wants to wear it up thereK she's such a maniacK she coming?Sh - well shes proved to a lot of ppl she's not a dumb girlK she's not dumb but she's a maniacSh - she's me.

K talking about how you have to love por if you know her but have to get past that first part and then you'll love her

ok wow, I really wish I had this on computer so I could grab a pic.... During the HOH room reveal, Shelies gazes at Porscha Lovingly, as if though she were floating on clouds, holding her hands and getting sweet nothings in her ear!