The University of Loughborough's Ski Club.
Entry Requirements:
1) An inability to hold alcohol
2) The knowledge that "snow" is spelt with a dollar sign and without the "w" in an attempt to be "cool"
3) No creativity whatsoever when it comes to songs
4) Three E's

My old man said ski for Lufbra,
I said "F*ck Off B*llocks You're a C*nt".