The ex who was "immortalized" in Prince Jefri Bolkia's freaky sex statue collection testified in the Prince's trial against two real estate brokers yesterday, proving that the statues are not merely creepy, but bear no resemblance to their subjects.

You know how genders? They're different? And thus in society? Their roles: traditionally different? Do you accept this? Have you outgrown it, sorta? And like, we're all adults here? (Well, you know.) So when Hillary calls herself your "girl," and her husband refers to her opponents as "those boys," and then McCain…