Masonic secret handshake upgraded - extra digit required

Following a spate of security breaches, the Freemasons have upped the security of their secret handshake by adding an extra digit. "Previously, there were only 120 combinations, now that's been increased to 720." When asked how members were going to add an extra finger, a spokesman explainded; "The thing to focus on is the improved security. I'm sure bionics, genetic engineering and natural freakage will solve any minor teething problems."