If you open the pic, you can see that the two on the left are pretty nice looking, especially the second one. The two in the middle would do in a pinch. The two on the right - uh, pitch black and a six-pack

I remember them from high school. Looks to me like most of them have put on a little weight. My father always told me that they gain 100 pounds upon reaching adulthood. Some of these must be divorced. Dad also told me that women always lose weight when they divorce. You know, they have to drop that lure out there.

Blondie - Trying to disguise the small boobs with the lingerie dress. Not working, but is still cute. A good solid 8.

Wino - Black dress, brown hair, tan, long dangly earrings, and a glass of wine. And that big grin says "Do you like to drink?!" We have a winner... score of 9.75

Wino #2 - Hmmm... She kinda looks like whe will drink all that wine and then tell you all about her 5 year old for the next two hours. Cute hair. Score of 8.0, (+1 for the wine.

Aunt Sally - Yeah, you may have had that cool Aunt... you know, she hung out and partied with ya. And when she was 50, you said, "Umm, no thanks." Score of 6.0 mainly for the fake grin.

The Mrs. - A very good solid pick. Cute, average build, nicely acoutred, with a look that says, I am sensible... let's go! I.e. the wife we all have/want. Score of 10.0 [just in case Mrs. Mike Honcho reads!]

And last but not least, sleepy head - Its the eyes... not the red eye from the camera... but the raccoon eyes from her sunglasses. They either say, you must tan a lot by the pool at the club. Or, they say, you must tan a lot at Wise County Park. I vote the latter. Score of 6.0

Well, that was easy, now back to my fat-a$$ pants and a dinner of cheetohs.

Get your motor runnin'Head on out to Frilly'sLookin' for some cougarsAnd whatever comes our wayHarp's beer will make it happenTake the ladies in a love embraceDrink all the beer at onceAnd puke all over the place

Like a true nature's childWe were born, born to be wildWe can climb so highI never wanna die