Spiders are effing scary—obviously—because they look super creepy, and some of their bites can even kill you. Not cool, spiders. Not. Cool.

But these web-making mofos also pretty crazy when it comes to sex (as are many other creepy-crawlies, like those freaky ass cicadas).

We all know about how the black widow dines upon her mate after getting it on but researchers have found that another species, the fishing spider, has an even more outrageous sex life. After the male and the female do their thing, and the dude spider releases his sperm, he just kind of spontaneously, well, dies.

Then, of course, the chick spider eats him. (Nom nom nom nom.)

Not gonna lie, we're pretty glad this doesn't happen in humans. Sure, it would be nice to have a post-sex snack, but we kinda like to be held afterward, too…and not by a dead guy.