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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Larry Thompson Jokes

What time did the Japanese guy go to the dentist?"Tooth-hurty."

Did yall hear about the new cordouroy pillow cases?They're makin headlines across the world.

So our friend goes to college and meets with the advisor at orientation. The man asks our friend, "To start off, how many days of the week start with the letter 't?'"Our friend waits a second, and finally says, "Today and tomorrow." The man shakes off the stupid answer and says, "Ok, let's try another. How many seconds are there in a year?" Our friend takes about 30 minutes and finally says, "12." The man looks perplexed and asks, "How did you get that?" He responded, "January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, Apri-" The man cuts him off. "Ok, ok. If God had a regular name, what would it be?" Our friend waits an hour and a half and finally says, "Howard!" The man takes off his glasses and asks, "Now how and the hell did you get that?" Our friend responds, "Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson on the beach? Get out of my son.