QuoteReplyTopic: How LOW Can Your Libido Go?? Posted: May 02 2009 at 12:15am

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

If people keep paying to see crap, we're going to get crap. As much as I can empathize with Frank seeing all that merde that he does in the theater, as I used to, it's still best to chose your battles wisely.

The more the years go on, the more I begin to recognize the sheer necessity of the Razzies... The movies seem to have so much more crap then there is quality...

Well, as I like to point to - if you look at RT and the top 10 movies, RARELY are there more than 2 with favorable ratings. Right now, Monsters v Aliens, State of Play, Earth, and the future Oscar favorite Crank: High Voltage are in the top 10, and are all positive, but I have the feeling that we'll lose at least 2 this weekend. Wolverine isn't gonna make it back out the green. Ghosts of Girlfriend's past looks about as bad as it gets (the positive reviews I've seen say, "Garner is charming." And that's really the extent of the praise). Battle for Terra will undoubtedly get Delgo-like numbers. I doubt that breaks the top 5.
It makes me pine for the days of Miss March.

Just saw the "un-rated" version of this on DVD. All I can say is OMG DOES IT SUCK! Every character was stupid, obnoxious, sex-obsessed...or all three. The plot was retarded, the look of the film was garrish and I honestly don't remember laughing even ONCE.

I did, however, cringe repeatedly at how bone-headed and criminally UN-funny it was...

I should've known 2009's first full-fledged sex comedy would hold out as the worst! If Hannah Montana: The Movie or Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience can't get nominations for worst picture, I'll have to settle for this. Most of all, I believe this deserves Worst Director for Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore.

Even though crap like "Trannies 2" and "GI Joe" are more than worthy to get Razzed, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Miss March" pulls a "Love Guru" and ends up the big "winner" this year, considering how everyone who sees this movie rips it apart.

Even though crap like "Trannies 2" and "GI Joe" are more than worthy to get Razzed, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Miss March" pulls a "Love Guru" and ends up the big "winner" this year, considering how everyone who sees this movie rips it apart.

Crap as Love Guru was, I feel its Razzing was more crap. Razz something that made a bunch of money that it didn't deserve, or something with a huge budget that failed miserably. Not a corny sex comedy who's biggest expense was likely keeping a defibrillator on hand at all times in case Hef died again.

Crap as Love Guru was, I feel its Razzing was more crap. Razz something that made a bunch of money that it didn't deserve, or something with a huge budget that failed miserably. Not a corny sex comedy who's biggest expense was likely keeping a defibrillator on hand at all times in case Hef died again.

You know, I wouldn't mind old Hef winning Worst Supporting Actor. Sure, the guy created the first success, mainstream porn magazine, but does he really need to appear in movies or TV series. It's mainstream porn, the s*** sells itself without it's 80 something year old creator whoring himself out in that stupid bath robe of his. Does he even wash that thing?!

The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.

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