The Second Sino-Japanese War, known in China as the 8-year war or, in humorous style, the Badass Anti-Japanese War that killed So Many People, was a deadly 8-year conflict started by Japan on 1937 by invading Northeast China, killing all the people, and well, the Chinese government tried to counterattack but were pwned by the Japanese at the Incident at Mukden. The war continued with backward attacks and forward retreats, which wasn't really what it SHOULD happen at the time. Many brave Chinese sacrificed themselves, as well as a few Japanese (One was pwned in a public toilet in Shanxi Province), and all happened because of World War II. If Japan didn't make alliance with the Nazi n00bs, the war would NOT happen.

Flag of Manchuko, Menjiang, and other Japanese sockpuppets other than Nanking Collaborative Republic, which used the flag above

However the Chinese government easily declared war on Japan and the Battle of Pingxingguan resulted in Chinese victory as well as the Assault on a Japanese Public Toilet in Shanxi which killed the commander-in-chief of the Mengjiang Army. The Japanese, however, delivered powerful counterattack by conquering the city of Xuzhou even through they were pwned at the Battle of Tai'erzhuang. Well anyway the Chinese were forced to flee to the city of Chongqing and established the Chongqing Badass Republic of China there.

Battle of Tai'erzhuang

1940: Peak of the War

With the Battle of Wuhan, Battle of Wanjialing, and the Battle of the Great Wall, the war became more bigger. Japanese kamikaze bombed Chongqing for several months and well, the Collaborative Republic of China, which was loyal to Japan, expanded to its greatest badass height and was shortly pwned later in the Winter Campaign. Operation Ichi-Go went on soon, and Japanese forces failed to block Chinese routes to other countries.

1943-1945: Japan is Pwned

With destroyed in the south, the Japanese were quickly driven out of Guangdong province. Badass Japanese were pwned in Mengjiang after several Chinese and Russian poop bombings and stupid assaults on the Japanese Kwantung Army and the Rebel Nationalist Army. Soon Ichi-Go resulted in unsuccess and the Emperor was angry that he pwned the leader of the Kwantung Army in the nuts. Soon Central-eastern China was liberated in a several-month campaign with poop assaults and people were kicking Japanese troops in the nuts. Soon the Japanese only had a small in Guangxi Province and Jilin Province. Those remnant sockpuppets were pwned by poop assaults and bombings in August 1945, and the Chinese scored a decisive resistance victory for the entire war. Hooray!!!!!