Turk: What really freaks me out, though, is the thought of being that open with another guy - any guy. I don't know what it is, I mean that's just the way I been my whole life. Maybe... maybe it's because I'm scared, you know?Mr. Quinn: Dude... that's a little gay.

Janitor: Nurse Espinosa, I feel bad about what happened before; and so I went and searched through like forty bags of garbage... And I found the torn off urine label. Also found half a tooth.Laverne: Over here, jumpsuit!Carla: Mr. Thomasberg, let's get you to the lab!Dr. Cox: Hey, studly! Now, when you were out rooting through the dumpster, you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did'ja?Janitor: Hey, you know that long line of trembling peons that are so afraid of you? Well I'm not in that line.Dr. Cox: Oh, you're not?Janitor: No. I'm not in anybody's line.Laverne: This is a Chicklet!Janitor: I gotta go.