"I want a guy who takes charge, but lets me have my say once in a while," Taylor Swift says. Only once in a while, though! Could this explain why she's been dating older men?

Maybe. Or maybe she just gets into relationships so she'll have material for her songs. At least she warns the guys beforehand: "It's easy for guys to forget that I write about everything because it's my job and they're in a relationship with me." [Digital Spy]

Lady Gaga bit off her Barbie's head, played a burning piano, and wore a PVC bikini during her show in Belfast. Stars: you know it. [The Sun]

Rachel Zoe's styling assistant Brad Goreski turned himself into professional style rookie Tavi Gevinson for Halloween, though he didn't get the height right. [Huffington Post]

Behold a gallery of "zombie celebs," brought to you by Photoshop and the power of the human imagination. [NYDN]

Ron Howard isn't going to scrap a joke about "gay" electric cars that Vince Vaughn tells in the upcoming movie, The Dilemma, no matter what Anderson Cooper says. [US]

Rihanna is reinvented, cheekier, and "on top of the world." [Daily Telegraph]

When Lil Wayne gets out of jail—which will happen very soon!—he'll go straight to the studio. [ONTD]

Demi Lovato has asthma, which inspired a #prayfordemi community on Twitter. [Twitter]

But Lovato can't pray for herself via hashtag along with everyone else, because her Twitter's been deleted amidst rumors that she hooked up with—OMG—Justin Bieber. [Trending Daily]

Bieber reportedly stole the show at the Megamind premiere in Hollywood. He also tweeted about Will Ferrell's "pure spunk," which is only slightly less octogenarian-sounding than "pure pep." [Radar]

Jon Stewart's sanity-restoration rally attracted a "shit-ton" of people. "Shit-ton" is the scientific term for "an estimated crowd of 215,000." [CBS]

If Lindsay Lohan tried to pull even half the crazy crap that Charlie Sheen does, we'd "burn that poor girl at the stake," says producer Richard O'Sullivan. Yeah, but we'd also say nice things about her outfit, as long as she looked hot in it. [Radar]

Before she became famous as Sheen's "naked friend cowering in the bathroom," Capri Anderson starred in a Girls Gone Wild video. [TMZ]

Mark Wahlberg's kids can decorate pumpkins all they want, but they can't have Halloween candy. This is child abuse, pretty much. [NY Post]

"Incredibly loved" banshee-man Mel Gibson gave almost $10 million to his private church fund, because he is broke and that's all he had on hand at the time. [Radar]

Speaking of Gibson, it turns out that maybe he and Oksana Grigorieva aren't fighting about child custody after all, but "trust issues." [TMZ

The Indian resort that hosted last weekend's Katy Perry-Russell Brand wedding is now being charged with noise violations stemming from the party. But our honeymooning heroes escaped without trouble, and that's all that matters. [E Online]

Perry says Simon Cowell is turned on by her, because she stood up to him and he liked it. [Metrowny]

Perry will arouse all of America next month when she makes her first-ever (historic) appearance on the American Music Awards, along with peppy Justin Bieber and Ke$ha. [AP]

Germs gave Kim Kardashian a sore throat for Halloween, but she's a trooper and went partying anyway. [Kim Kardashian]

Ethan Hawke went to a gala and told the audience to pay their child support, because he thought they might have forgotten. "Everyone has to pay their child support, and no matter if you're a Hollywood actor or anyone else, it's always a little bit more than you want to pay." Dumb, expensive kids. [NY Post]

Snooki's proud to be on a billboard in Vegas. Is Vegas proud of Snooki? [Snooki]

Zach Galifianakis toked up during his appearance on Bill Maher's show, because marijuana was the only thing he got trick-or-treating. [Radar]