Lady Gaga Outfits

You would think that Lady Gaga would cover up for John Lennon? Nope… ’cause Lady Gaga don’t cover up for anyone. Cue Gaga on stage with Yoko Ono in a tribute concert to the fallen Beatle. It would’ve been Lennon’s 70th birthday on October 9, so celebrations in LA and Iceland are kicking off.

Gaga clearly put on her Sunday best for yesterday’s musical marathon, which consisted of a spiked headband and a lacy, bedazzled bodysuit with sheer panels that exposed one part of her body (something her previous shaggy cape-onsie hybrid didn’t). We’re ass-king you to spot what body part she chose to get behind this time. Those shoes crack us up too, and it’s amazing she didn’t fall flat on her rear.

Multiple tries are welcome, butt of course you won’t need them. Looks like a full moon was out in L.A.

What was Lady Gaga thinking about while getting dressed to hang out at The Oak Room last night in New York? How does her mind work? We want to take a peek in her head, for reals. We’re guessing it’s all one very airy stream of consciousness in there.

I wanna be naked. But it’s kinda cold outside. GLAM. Oh I know, shag. FABULOUS. I’ll get my assistant to raid carpets from an Austin Powers set. FIERCE. I could be Bigfoot. I could be Cousin It. They both got haircuts and turned hipster. AMAZ-O. I sparkle way more than those Twilight vampires. My body is the best. People will drink in the sight of my strips. Sideboob. Flank. Ribcage. I AM GAGA.

We love when Lady Gaga gets teary-eyed and emotional when winning awards. We love when she shouts out her fans over and over again. But mostly we just love when she robs a butcher shop and wears her loot.

Clearly the woman is campaigning for the lead in “That’s Our Gaga!,” the new sitcom where she does the wacky things we’ve all come to expect – and love. Obviously she was going to rock Alexander McQueen hoof heels. Of course she’d wear a steak on her head. Obviously she’d take ten minutes to walk up four steps because her black rubber dresses weighs more than all the grenades The Situation has boned on Jersey Shore, combined.

But which VMA outfit was your favorite? We’re voting for meat dress because, well, duh, it’s a f*cking dress made of meat. But the black mohawk headdress could sway our vote. What say you?

As though her other rumored Vogue Hommes Japan cover shot, wherein Gaga appears in drag as “Jo Calderone,” wasn’t shocking enough, today a steak-laden Lady found its way to the blogosphere. Shot by the always-risque photographer Terry Richardson, the second maybe-cover of Japan’s September issue features a nude Gaga, covering her naughty bits with beef. Sure, her body looks fab, but the plethora of raw meat gives us the voms, and we’re hardly vegetarian. What do you think? Gaga-fab or just gross? [Source: ONTD]

Last winter we gave you all the candy your eyes could take with Lady Gaga‘s Top 100 Hottest Outfits. Today, we take a minute to reflect upon her outrageous-ness; basking in the after shock she has bestowed amongst us mere normals. Our Lady of Crazy has made our favorite artists’ bootylicious hips a little more disproportionate, our shoulders a bit more dramatic, and our eyes a little wider (not to mention the damage she’s caused to our retinas). But don’t be fooled, all of the fashion statements Lady Gaga has made haven’t just perpetuated more ogling, they’ve created a ripple effect amongst our favorite stars.

So, in order to celebrate the authenticity that is Gaga, we’ve assembled a collection of those who have dared to emulate her edgy, abnormal, and borderline supernatural sense of style. Katy Perry and Rihanna are smooth sailing on the waves of their own styles with the help of Gaga’s sophisticated and edgy influence. But Christina Aguilera‘s valiant effort to infuse Gaga’s twisted sexual fantasies and avant-garde tones into her closet falls flat, and it’s safe to say that we liked her more when she held her own style down. And Ke$ha? What the f$ck?

Sit back and feast your eyes on the triumphs and tribulations of those who have been hit by the Gaga train!

Now who on earth could that be? You can’t see her poker face, so it’s hard to tell. But we’ll give you a hint; she’s the first subject of VH1’s The Short List, which premiered last Friday! Join our hilarious experts each week as they sound off on topics ranging from the cutest celebrity babies to the best celebrity beach bods. Friday night they blasted into orbit with a look back at this “Lady’s” other-worldly attire that could only have come from the planet Glam. Give up? It’s Lady Gaga! Oh, you knew? What gave it away?

Follow along as we count down five of the choices that would’ve made our list…

Our friends at PopEater are suggesting that this is another moment for Lady Gaga to toy with the hermaphrodite rumors. Indeed it’s convincing, this photo of Lady Gaga dressed as a man…here’s why she did it and how her stylist is trying to cover it up.

While we appreciate her attempt at New Yorker normalcy by attending a baseball game – and even drinking a Bud! – we’re having a hard time sympathizing with her paparazzi frustration. If Gaga wanted to sit back with what appears to be an “Alejandro” dancer and watch the game undisturbed, you’d think she’d set aside the studded lingerie and fishnets for a day. In a sea of replica jerseys and denim, she hardly blends in. Did we mention she was sitting in Jerry Seinfeld‘s suite?

What do you think? Were the paparazzi out of hand? Or was Lady Gaga asking for it? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Update:Gaga tweeted about the heat she’s getting for flipping the bird: “A middle finger is more New York than a corporate ambush. I bleed for my hometown, and I’d die for my fans.”

It was awfully nice of Lady Gaga to tone it down yesterday at her sister Natali‘s high school graduation—after all, it was the 18-year-old’s day in the limelight. The singer walked unnoticed through the crowds in a tasteful black veil, scarf and cone hat, draped in sheer white fabric and sporting those heelless platform shoes everyone’s wearing these days. You’d think she’d feel the need to show off returning to the Convent Of The Heart, where she spent her own adolescence, but Gaga (or rather, Stefani Germanotta) knew, for once, this event wasn’t about her. See more photos of big sis in the gallery below.

We hate to keep criticizing Christina Aguilera‘s new look, but the Lady Gaga mimicry is getting out of control. We aren’t bothered by X-Tina’s dippity-do retro hairstyle or predictably-flawless makeup, but her getup is another, very complicated, story. The hemline is identical to Gaga’s galactic Grammys dress, the “avant garde” chain straps must be painful, and the material of the skirt looks like a shredded Hefty garbage bag. Is hot mama Christina trying too hard? Or do you adore her new edgy look? [Photos: Getty Images]