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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

He has Rizind is a line from the reworked version of the song "What'd I Miss" which is to be featured in Lin-Manuel Miranda's next show, "Jesus, the Musical." Now excuse me while I go enter the lottery for Hamilton tickets.

What's sad is that as a recovering Lutheran, I saw rizind and immediately thought, "He has rizin indeed, alleluia!" So maybe the baker was trying to shorten risen indeed into one smooth word? No? okay...

"...and so, even though the only reason for his surgical 'male enhancement' had been to improve his social life, Thumper could never approach a lady bunny again, because they all fled in terror the instant they saw him coming (pardon the expression) around the corner. The End."

I was going to leave some witty comment about the rabbit but Colin M.'s comment made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink, which ended up all over my keyboard, so now I'll be spending the evening with a damp washcloth and grumbling dirty words under my breath while I try to clean it but it's probably hopeless because this is not the first time I've had this happen while reading Cake Wrecks and hoo boy this sentence just won't quit.

My hubby nearly choked on the hot dog he was eating when he saw the rabbit holding that "carrot" lol. He said they could have at least colored that thing orange but somehow that made me laugh even harder lol.

@ JMixx, I was already laughing when I got to your post, but you took it over the top into crying...in a good way. Thanks, I needed that!

Sorry, gotta talk about the "He Is RizInd" cake. What in heck kind of tip does that baker used to make those weird spherical roses? And what's with the silly string outside of the otherwise somewhat normal border?