Hope this is not too modern and pc for you but a chinky queues up at the foreign exchange desk when arriving at the airport. 'Harro I wanna change my chinky money into dorrars prease.''Certainly, here you are, that's two hundred and eighty dollars at the current exchange rate' 'Wha you say? Why only two eighty? The screen said I get flea fifty an hour ago. Wah happen eh?'The cashier replies 'Fluctuations.''And fluck you Amelicans' shouts the chinky, crossly.

Hope this is not too modern and pc for you but a chinky queues up at the foreign exchange desk when arriving at the airport. 'Harro I wanna change my chinky money into dorrars prease.''Certainly, here you are, that's two hundred and eighty dollars at the current exchange rate' 'Wha you say? Why only two eighty? The screen said I get flea fifty an hour ago. Wah happen eh?'The cashier replies 'Fluctuations.''And fluck you Amelicans' shouts the chinky, crossly.

Hope this is not too modern and pc for you but a chinky queues up at the foreign exchange desk when arriving at the airport. 'Harro I wanna change my chinky money into dorrars prease.''Certainly, here you are, that's two hundred and eighty dollars at the current exchange rate' 'Wha you say? Why only two eighty? The screen said I get flea fifty an hour ago. Wah happen eh?'The cashier replies 'Fluctuations.''And fluck you Amelicans' shouts the chinky, crossly.