[Intro]
Cause some things just, don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world, knows your name
So on a, bigger stage they came to see you spit your game
Whoa-ooo so it shouldn't be difficult, to explain
Just why you come back again
You hate the fame, love the game
Cold as ice, you remain
Fuck 'em all, tell 'em all eat shit here we go again

[Eminem - Verse 1]
You can get the dick, just call me the ball sac I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, fall back you mutts
Fuck your worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy
Fuck it a sick duck, I want my duck-sicked mommy
And my nuts licked, gobble 'em up trick, yummy
Bitch you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck dick, dummy?
You'll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit honey
Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny
Shorty dance while I diss you to the beat, fuck the words
You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah struck a nerve
Sucka, motherfucka' might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean cock-sucker
This shit is on cause you went and pissed me off, now I'm shittin' and pissin' on
Everybody give a fuck, if it's right or wrong
So fuck the Buddah light a bong
But take a look at Mariah, next time I inspire you to write a song
C'mon

[Eminem - Verse 2]
Fuck it I'ma loose cannon
Bruce Banner's back in the booth, ya'll are sittin' ducks, I'm the only goose standin'
I'll set the world on fire, piss on it put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fuckin' a-round
Mo'fucker I'll show you pussy footin'
I'll kick a bitch in the cunt, 'til it makes a queef and sounds like a fuckin' whoopee cushion
Who the fuck is you pushin', you must have mistook me for some
Sissy soft punk lookin' for some nookie or bosom
Go ahead fuckin' hater, push me I told you ain't no way to fuckin' shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up sissy G's, up all your gardeners freeze up
Put your hoes down "Shady ease up
Man chill" naw, I can't goddamn it rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes that you can't fill
Shit the day taht happens the world will stop spinnin' Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still
Durin' a earthquake, urine in your face 'cause yer fake
Ow! What the fuck that hurt wait
Ow! What the fuck I just got struck
By lightnin', alright then I quit. God I give up
Call it evil that men do, Lord forgive me for what my pen do
"This is for your sin's, I cleanse you
You can repent but I warn you- if you continue
To hell I'll send you," and just then the wind blew
And I said...

[Eminem - Verse 3]
How long will I be this way?
Shady until my dyin' day, 'til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say
So long 'til then I'll drop the fuckin' bombs
Like I missed the pass when I went long
It you don't like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong, now sing-along
Slut this slut that, learn the words to the song
Oh, bitches don't like that homie, I'll be nicer to women
When Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimmin'
Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo so don't compare
Me to these other bums over there
It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah
I'm bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair
But I swear you try to diss me I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with Auto-Tune
The last thing you wanna do
Is have me spit out a rhyme, and say I was writin' this and I thought of you

[Chorus]
I don't know, I don't know, what caused
I don't know what caused me to be this way
I don't know, I don't know but I'll, probably be this way 'til my dyin' day
I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold mean thangs I don't mean to say
I guess this is how you made me.