Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Who Goes Home Tonight — June 10, 2013?

It’s like Michael Bolton said in his life-changing, classic song, How am I supposed to live without you / How am I supposed to carry on / When all that I’ve been livin’ for is gone? And we feel you, Bolts. We feel you hard. Because tonight, on The Bachelorette, Desiree Hartsock will be sending home three hunnies. And that seminal classic yacht rock hit says it all: we can hardly believe it.

So, whose hearts will be swept away with an industrial strength broom tonight? Oh man, it’s gonna be rough. First of all, there’s a man in the house whose reasons are the wrongest of all, or so we’ve heard. Homeskillz has a girlfriend back home and she is pissed that her man is looking for love in someone else’s hopeless place, so she shows up on the scene to tell Des what’s up and tell him how it’s gonna be. That man? Maryland boy Brian Jarosinski. And man, we would not want to be in his shoes. Yikes. Needless to say, he doesn’t make it to the Rose Ceremony. Nice knowing you, Sinks!

Also on the outs with their main girl Des are hottie Vegas beverage distributor Dan Cox and emotional butterfly lover Brandon Andreen, who — rumor has it — gets a major case of the sads, all over national television. Yikes squared. In fact, according to ABC, he is “completely devastated” when he doesn’t get Desiree’s final rose of the evening. And although he’s only known Des for, like, five minutes, we feel his pain. It’s not everyday a man comes roaring in on a motorcycle, shows his soft underbelly, and then gets dismissed before his time. It’s like a Michael Bolton song waiting to happen.

Are you sad to see these boys go? Stop crying, it’s only gonna get worse from here.