--Previous Message-- ::: We'll probably have ::: Hawkeye play ninja, the Beyonder retconned ::: as an Inhuman, a lesbian Protector of the ::: Universe, and a red Hulk running around ::: before that'll ever happen. :: :: YOUR POST IS FUNNY BECAUSE ALL THOSE THINGS :: HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED : : You gotta be kidding me..

NO, NO, THEY ALL REALLY HAPPENED. THAT'S WHY YOUR POST IS SO IRONIC AND HUMOROUS.