Abby Lee Miller has really been upping the maturity ante on Season 2 of Dance Moms, hasn’t she? So far, we’ve seen the girls dance with guns, dress as 7-year-old brides, and in next week’s episode (Dance Moms Season 2, Episode 9), Abby is throwing subtlety out the window and calling the number Showgirls.

Nevermind that Showgirls is the name of the Elizabeth Berkeley stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold classic. As Mom Christi has already said, 12-year-old girls can acceptably dress up as Prostitots.

What we find objectionable is the fact that Abby will use this theme as an excuse to vamp up her now-patented Come Hither Look. And thanks to a surprise bachelorette party for Melissa, Abby will use it on a male stripper.

No amount of rainbow confetti can erase these images from our mind! Check it out for yourself.