And when Bukhari says SMELLS LIKE ISRAEL what could he possibly mean?!?!

His cunning olfactory sense even gives him the ability to SMELL ISRAEL!!!!

DAS SCHMEKS GUT!! JA! JA!!!SMELLS LIKE DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!!!!EAU DA JOOOOOZ?!??!
But have no fear, I have already been in touch with Ambassador Lenk and we agreed (AND DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS OK, JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES!!) that we need to convene an urgent, super, ultimate Top Seeeeekrit ZOG Mossad Israel-Jew Smell Committee Meeting, DEFCON LEVEL BAGEL, I REPEAT: DEFCON LEVEL BAGEL in Jerusalem, you know in the secret nuclear-war proof anti-Chambers under the Wailing Wall!!!!!

GET YOUR FINE ZOG TUCHUSES (TUCHI??) OVER TO JERUSALEM STAT!!!!!

***** LEVEL ELEVENTY GAZILLION OY VEY ALERT ALERT ******

SCRAMBLE DA JOOOOOZ!!!!

And hey, maybe while we are there at the meeting we can figure out where to get some fresh, young gentile blood (SCHLURRRRP) for Passover matzot because times are REALLY tough and Passover is fast approaching.

Now, print out this post and chew it up and swallow it or burn it, so there's no trace of it.