Da hosta jones

You know you got
da hosta jones, when you breeze by your bride, and ease by the dog, all
to go see how your hosta babies are. I'm here to report there is no known
cure,but it can be put into remission by ordering many hostas by mail or
some sort of hosta communications with similarly afflicted individuals.
It is a small price to pay for the pleasure recieved. (indeed).

Da part time yooper,
Daniel J.

P.S. Jones
is difined in Krockitts book of Slang,Utterances,and Quotes as a raging
addistion sometimes known to include plant matter.