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As a member of the petite bourgeoisie, I feel obligated to commemorate the numerological significance of both my life and my work because this year marks the release of my fifth album.

Please purchase Plak: The Very Best of Sinister Toothbrush - Volume 1 for the low, low price of five dollars and fifty-five cents, or any track you like for the even lower price of fifty-five cents. Not only will you (probably) have buyer's remorse, my labor is worth much more than a price based on a tribute to my favorite number.

So I urge you to pay even more than the asking price, because spending money feels good, and there's naught disputing that! PayPal deserves it's share too. What could we possibly do without them?

Don't forget to remember that all $inister Toothbrush albums are released for zero dollars via Bandcamp, and torrent if you can find a seed. You could also just hit me up for a download code. Apparently I'm a big hit in the Russian underground avant-garde scene so that's pretty cool.

Anywho, buy my compilation for more dollars or 5.55 or tediously download each of my 5 albums for free. Or just forget the whole thing and listen to something else. May the destruction of capitalism be rapid and without pity. Happy listening!