Friday, December 3, 2010

peer-reviewed deduction

I like to google questions in the form of complete sentences, like: "Why does my pee smell weird? or "How can I make the colors on my computer screen less colorful?"

Anyway, my question was rewarded with this amazing answer:

"No, he had 2 wives and an awful lot of mistresses.
Thus he suppressed his homoerotic desires, but was still overly fascinated with the Russian tsar."

Well?

Well, it cracked me up, that's for sure! Only on the internets, guys! Only on them internets! And it was even on Answers.com, which I tend to resort to now and then for credible information. Heck, in my time, I think I may have even cited anwers.com on an academic paper or two! But I guess that just says more about me, really.

By the way, just to be on the safe side, can I once again remind you that I think gay people are lovely and that I want them in the military and the millinery? Cos I do. I want gay people everywhere, in fact! So here's a rainbow!

2 comments:

No! Napoleon was in love with Josephine.. If I remember it correct there exist some adorable love letters.. Well anyway, I rather believe he was gay in this period of my life, when I have little believe in love and earnest guys..

About Me

I'm the 29-year-old love child of a Swedish airhostess and a Danish ad man. After five years in New York, I’ve recently returned to my native Copenhagen where I continue to live above my means. I love dogs, children and the elderly, and like defying my lactose intolerance by eating foods with lots of cheese. I don't care terribly for pizza, but I like the look of melted mozzarella suspended mid-air, and the expression on a person's face when it finally looses its elasticity and boomerangs shwuph onto their chin. Apart from recreational substance abuse, I relax by splitting hair - something that has lately gone way out of hand.