Monday, August 30, 2004

Republican Convention DAY 1

MSNBC - Chris Matthews asks a rather young looking delegate, "Why are you a Republican." His answer, "Because I'm smart."

Jerry Glanvile on being at the Bush girls invitation only party, "I was the oldest guy there, but I had a great time."

CNN - Ben Stein, "Kerry not a man of faith."

Thank God all the channels are in a row.

7:50

CNN - Bo Derek, she looks good, "Hollwood has a silent majority of Bush backers, that donate alot of money to the campagin." and "The speakers represent the whole Republican party."
CNN - Clip of the Kerry girls getting booed at the MTV video music awards.

I don't know what channel CSPAN is on.

7:55

Olivia something or another singing the nation anthem, I have to say the stage looks good, like a cross between a Metallica concert and A Jimmy Swaggert pulpit.

MSNBC is still outside, can't hear Chris Matthews over the sirens.

CSPAN - channel 65, whoo hoo..

Song and dance of Broadway show tunes, during break. Bernard Kerick first speaker scheduled for 8:10

Spoof of the Saturday Night Live opening.. complete with the "Live From New York" line.
Highlights.
Rudy
Arnold
Dick Cheney

Chairman Ed Gillespie speaks, roll call of the states.
Hey the convention is in NYC why the fuck do we have such shitty seats.
Its our fucking place.

I was in Nam' Knee deep in rice patties and gooks, If it runs it's VC if it stands still it's well disciplined VC.

September 11th sucked, we were attacked, not for what we did wrong, but for who we are. For one moment in time we were all Americans.. oh and Bush had a 89 percent approval rate.

Got friends that are democrats... want's to say they are pussies... but doesn't

War is an awful business, but who's buying - wait that Iron Maiden... Who the hell wrote this?
Crowd - 4 more years.

It was either war or a graver threat from Sadam don't believe our opponents or a disengenious film maker who would have us believe...crowd boooooooossss... that Sadam's Iraq was a place of peace, and not that of a mass murdering tyrant.

Crowd is hopped up.... like a pre-teen on 'x' and the chemical brothers playing in the background.

McCain wants us to know that love is better than hate, you know cause I didn't learn that in Kindergarden.

McCain leaves. Crowd Claps.

Denna Burnett, Husband died on UA flight 93... was she the, "Let's Roll" lady?
I am not sure.

More Chicks from 9/11... where is playboy magazine with this spread.
Piolts fought, passengers fought, fireman fought all hero's

The bad guys heard from us... in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya... And as long as G.W is our president they will continue hearing from us.

This is the most Republicans he has ever seen in New York, He feels at home.
New York Is stronger than ever under Bush.

Bush is a war time consigleri, a leader.

YEAH.. Kerry is a pussy, A pussy.

And he said the same thing I did after 9/11, "Thank God George Bush is our president"

Either you are with us, or you're with the terrorist.
Now a Rock chant from the WWE.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER" - What Michael Moore thinks
"IT DOESN'T MATTER" - What the fucked up Democrats think.
Rudy is going to lay the smackdown.

John Kerry has no vision, no leadership, Bush sticks with the tough decisions, Kerry Waffles. Kerry voted against the Persian Gulf war in 1990
- Crowd boos -
Rudy makes a funny - He must have heard you booing, cause he changed his mind.
Kerry is running as an anti-war candidate, but can change his mind, he has 67 more days.
Rudy makes another funny - Kerry voted for the 87 million dollars for the troops before he voted against it.
- Crowd roars. -

I fucking love Rudy!

His story of when G.W met with the workers of 9/11 and one construction worker comments regarding how the terrorist should be delt with, and his grasp on the President, after George agrees with him.

"That's why I like Bush. He doesn't over-think it. He wakes up every morning, jumps out of bed, lands on his two feet, scratches his balls, and says, "Let's kill some fucking terrorists!" - Dennis Miller