If you’re dying to go to Hard and you’re a viral video fiend with a few ounces of creativity, here’s your chance to score two free tickets and get backstage. They’re not going to leave your ass in a corner or something, you actually get to meet-and-greet the talent. All ya gotta do is make your own teaser video promoting the party. You can submit any number of videos, but you’ve gotta do it before July 20th at 10 pm, Pacific Standard Time. Pretty genius. The rules are simple: make the video, upload it to YouTube, email your legal name and link (URL) and sit back with your fingers crossed. Winner is announced on July 23rd. They even put up some free video editing tools to help you get started.

Beware of Aisle 9. Lost In a Supermarket are trained amateurs — do not try this at home.
"Borrowing" images on the Interweb is so easy, but we do not recommend you do this for commercial gain. We don't.