Sex Toys for Tots (gesturing to Where’s My D?): I’m the one who changes her diaper.

Some random little kid: Wait for me, I’m the fastest!

Just Mego: We used to do the Rock Paper Scissors league.Just Emilio: It’s a lot of mind games.

Baa Ram Him: We disappointed the children. Not my first time.

Random Kid 1: How far do you want to go with them?Random Kid 2: Clemente.Random Kid 1, gesturing to building we are next to: That’s Clemente.Random Kid 2: Okay, well a little further.

Goose: 60K9, Dixalot [sic: he meant International Dicklomat] sounds like someone from NPR in the morning.60K9: Dave Davies.Goose: No. I listen in the morning and the afternoon.SideShow Bobjob: YES! He does sound like someone!60K9, to Dicklomat: Say something.International Dicklomat: {some political sounding stuff in impressive radio voice}All parties: {name more public radio personalities than I knew existed, but the identity of Dicklomat’s vocal doppelgänger eludes them}

AssAssInNation: See! There *is* a penis involved!

Just Sahar: I moved to America when I was young and impressionable and got corrupted and now my parents hate me.

Tits: I’m going to do it slowly by myself.

Just Alex: By witchcraft, I mean crouching in the bush with binoculars two blocks back.

May I Cum on Ya?: I got sick last weekend. We were at a flea market that had a place that sold wigs next to a place that cut hair next to a place that served food.

Scarface: The trick is the feet. Anyone can do the hands. It’s all about the feet.

60K9: You ate 7.Bitchshots: I ATE AT LEAST 25.60K9: 7.Bitchshots: 25.Slothy: Did you guys have a nugget contest?60K9: We were trying to eat 50.Slothy, disapprovingly: And you ate 7?Bitchshots: I ate like 20.60K9: Okay, maybe 20.

Emo Kid: Oh, so many balls.

Other People’s Pussy: Tatertot? Popper?Desperately Seeking Pussy: I thought you were calling her “tatertot.”

Just Elvis: I have some chafing problems, I don’t blame her.

Goats: *wraps a tater tot in a piece of lettuce*

Pounded in the Can: The cops where really nice to me while I was doing it. They were like, “you got a whole bunch more people.”

Thud Muffin: It’s goin’ bitchin’.

Fort Dixalot: It stays in your mouth.

Just Sean: It was going really slow and nothing was happening and then suddenly it was happening.

UrineLuck: This is the first time I’m eating a jalapeño popper.

Orgy Porgy Puddin’ Pie: They call me PPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Pink and Puffy Rides the Huffy: *mumbles hash name incoherently*Slothy: I’m sorry, what was that?PaPRtH: *mumbles hash name incoherently again*Slothy: One more time.PaPRtH: P{incoherent}Slothy: Oh****later****Slothy: I really want to get this right. What is your hash name, syllable by syllable?PaPRtH: PinkSlothy: PinkPaPRtH: AndSlothy: AndPaPRtH: PuffySlothy: PuffyPaPRtH: RidesSlothy: RidesPaPRtH: theSlothy: thePaPRtH: {incoherent}Slothy: wtfPaPRtH: Huffy. Slothy: Huffy?PaPRtH: It’s a bike.Slothy: Ok. I finally got it, thanks!PaPRtH: I had a different name in my home hash.Goats: Where are you from?PaPRtH: Albania.Goats: What was your name?Slothy: *prepares for even more incomprehensible babble of syllables*PaPRtH: Lazy Lover.

Glitoris: Hi, how are you [Sorry, she autohashed so that is the only thing I heard her say L]