Mask Master

The Year’s Biggest Costumes, Done Right

Every year, the world happens. An Austrian guy breaks the speed of sound with his body. A prince gets really
naked in public. A Korean person named Psy... happens. And every year, the entire universe dresses up like
those things for Halloween. But not you. Unless, of course, you do it like this...

GANGNAM STYLE

A Real-Deal Team of Backup Dancers

What They’ll Expect: A tux. A dance. Singing.What They’ll Get: An entire fleet of K-pop dancers led by professional choreographer
Aimee Lee Lucas. You can either hire them to flank you all night or just to teach you a few moves. Really,
this is a thing.

A Hyperrealistic Botched Jesus Mask

What They’ll Expect: A mask that looks like that botched Spanish fresco.What They’ll Get: A mask that looks like that botched Spanish fresco. But hey, at least
you won’t have to make your own. Because now there’s a guy in NYC who’ll do it for you. All
handcrafted and whatnot. Thanks, guy in NYC.

An Astronaut Suit from Hollywood

What They’ll Expect: A homemade astronaut suit stitched together in honor of Felix
Baumgartner.What They’ll Get: A legit space suit, rented from a company that’s been making
astronaut gear for the movies for the last three decades. So maybe don’t lose it.

An Olympic-Level Speedo

What They’ll Expect: You. In a Speedo.What They’ll Get: Pretty much exactly that. But about that Speedo... it’ll be an exact
replica of the ones worn by the 2012 Olympic swim team, right down to the chlorine-resistant fabric and
four-way stretch technology. In case you need that for some reason.

Unwavering Commitment

What They’ll Expect: At least someone to show up to the party as Naked Prince
Harry.What They’ll Get: An eyeful of you doing just that. Literally show up naked and walk
around like everything’s normal. If someone asks who you are, just sing “God Save the Queen,” eat a
Triscuit and walk away.