With her new dance single climbing the charts in nations preparing terrorist attacks at the Winter Olympics, Carmen Electra is riding high and showing off in a designer dress clearly designed by some dude who loves tits. Some called it wardrobe malfunction, I call it a sign that Carmen’s ready to share her full range of artistry with the world. Namely, those tits. Carry on, Carmen.

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Mud Nugget 01/22/2014 15:49

Dennis Rodman’s used cum rag…

MacDaddy 01/22/2014 16:01

Carmen Electra is Gorgeous!

She’s beautiful, down to Earth, funny and very friendly. If I have to say anything negative about her it’s that she is too friendly, and it can be easily perceived as if she is hitting on you and wants you to f*ck her harder than any man ever could.

Unfortunately, this is not the case and when you make your move and go in for the full-on make-out session, she backs away and looks at you like “WTF is wrong with you fool!!”

Then you spend the rest of the night drunkenly apologizing to her, and then do your best to avoid contact with her whenever she comes by your place of work!

Or so I’ve heard!

Beylerbey 01/22/2014 16:19

Muddy nailed it. I consider it a minor tragedy when a woman takes great care of herself into old age, but also maintains laughably bad taste in men.