The Truth About Area 51!

We can all rest easier today. Five Area 51 employees have sat down with the LA Times and revealed what went on at Nevada's super secret military base. Forget UFO's, the Gov't was testing super secret military planes. That's it. No Aliens! No Flying Saucers! Just planes (including the U-2, the A-12 OXCART and the F-117). There is no confirmation that a group of 'Men in Black' had visited the Los Angeles Times after this article was published