The testicle that hangs the highest or has the least elasticity; directly contrasts the tambasticle, which hangs the lowest. In a group of two or three testicles, the cuntambasticle may often be neglected in the shifting and scratching process, which is potentially hazardous and can lead to disappearance. The cuntambasticle is the last to enter the mouth during a teabag.

While one cuntambasticle is normal, the highly unorthodox phenomenon of two may cause shrinkage or effeminate behavior as a result of retreating up into the body cavity.

For the last time, I don't care if your cuntambasticle smells like oranges.

Fuck me, Arf is acting like such a pansy. I bet he has two cuntambasticles.