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MLP more popular than anal in Russia, according to PornHub
by
Liki Weaks

Many of you may remember that in July, the adult video website known as Pornhub released a set of data about searches relating to My Little Pony themed pornography. It was made immediately clear that Russia was the largest consumer of cartoon-horse smut on the planet, even outpacing the degenerate habits of the United States. What we DIDN'T know then, that we know now, is that not only is Russia the largest consumer of clop, but pony porn actually outranks most other categories of sex-videos.

Searches for My Little Pony grew 438% in 2015, placing it within the top-10 searches on Pornhub coming from Russia. The search topic moved up 133 ranks in the last 12 months, to the #7 most-searched topic on the porn site. Officially, My Little Pony is searched-for more often than Anal Sex by the Russian people. It is only searched for slightly less than "gangbang" and "russian mature" which means that by the end of 2016 it may be a top-5 search item.

So feel free to congratulate your clopping comrades on the Russian equivalent of /mlp/ for this great accomplishment. http://2ch.hk/mlp/

On the one hand i'm proud for my fellow compatriots for having such a good taste in pornografy, on the other hand i am absolutely ashamed for them being such dumbasses to use pornhub for it. And what's really priceless here is all that taking place during a massive anti-lgbt, anti-"degenerate" (and anti-western in general) company by the government and church.

horse news should do an update about how purple tinker is trying to sell seabronies plushies without concept art or even prototypes. any other artist trying to do this would get reamed but when the tranny does it everyone just ignores him

the height of his jewry is booking all of his trips on the cheapest cruise lines, trying to trick autistic bronies into attending while not mentioning the sudden spike in illness and death aboard cut-rate cruise ships.