The hint here is the "Wii" logo on the screen, implying that this is a video game peripheral. Which, you know, I have a couple of plastic guitars, so why not a plastic horse butt?

I wonder if there are Windows drivers... I want to map other games to manipulating plastic horse innards. It'd make Call Of Duty: Black Ops a LOT more interesting if in order to shoot a dude you had to poke a horse in the kidneys.

When one of my high-school English teachers was explaining mixed metaphors, the example that he gave was, "A dog barking up a dead horse's asparagus." This is probably the closest visual to his example that I'll ever see (at least, I hope that this is the closest visual that I'll see. . . )

_________________"Some of my best friends hate Oreos. I once let one use my bathroom." -Shy Mox