Wednesday, August 30, 2006

i need to know what kind of dog it was

"A woman ... crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson ... [authorities] did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved ..."

and this is why some people should just NEVER drive. sometimes i think there should be a second written test issued. you know how the current written test has questions that test your knowledge of the laws of the road and recognition of signs - there should be a test that has questions like:

"do you think it's a good idea for your dog to drive?""if you're eating an egg mcmuffin and putting on your lipstick while driving, is it a good idea to make a cell phone call?" "if all four of your tires are completely bald (aka have no tread left), is it a good idea to drive in excess of the speed limit on a snowy day while passing dangerously close to mmat's new Toyota Yaris?"

i think that getting the right responses to questions like that would GREATLY reduce the number of retard accidents - not just in the GTA, but in the entire world.

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through years of research, i have manged to pick up the language most people have been studying unsuccesfully their whole lives - cat. many believe that they hold the secrets to the universe in their bizarre form of communication, but mostly they just talk about the same things that humans do - like the dump they just took, how tired they are or how much time they have to spend licking their own butts.