Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Jingle Bell Meme

Yes, I know this is only Tuesday, but ... Page 7, Paragraph 4, Sub-section (iii) of The Rules According toSerena says she can do a rare non-Wednesday Meme if she takes a notion to, and so it shall be (because she's not sure where she's gonna be Wednesday).

If you were a Christmas gift:

1. What would you be?2. For whom would you be intended?3. How much would you cost?4. How would you be wrapped?5. What color ribbon would you be tied with?6. Can you be opened before Christmas?7. Will your recipient return you?

1. What would you be? a Christmas gift, duh.2. For whom would you be intended? The recipient.3. How much would you cost? Remind me again the meaning of "gift."4. How would you be wrapped? Like the other presents around me.5. What color ribbon would you be tied with? Would I care? I'm wrapped up.6. Can you be opened before Christmas? Anything that can be done, can be undone, and even re-done, can't it?7. Will your recipient return you? That would be ungracious, now wouldn't it?

poltergists - a noisy, disorderly idea.majoe - GI Mom.hoakey - Unlocking for money.incourage - how old the incour is.recdivating - Dunno, but it sounds like it involves a sphincter.genious - having a quality like a magical wish granting being.sencitive & convieant - I'll leave to those who understand more than I do.

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About Me

You can call me "Serena" or SJ or you can just call me Sherry. If you call me anything else, I'll hear about it. Believe it. I write every now and then and I ... read. I love a good mystery/thriller. If it has me up late, double-checking the locks on the doors, it's hit the mark. I want... Well, I'll let you know when I know.
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