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13 Animals Who Got Owned Like Rousey

Ronda Rousey is an apex predator at the top of her game. A fearsome creature not to be trifled with. On countless TV appearances, she was singing her own praises (along with everyone else). As an all American winning machine, how could she not? But even the baddest beasts evetually learn that pride comes before a fall. Or in this case, a kick to the face heard around the world.

Yup. Bursting with the assuredness of nature's gifts, animals are always 110% sure they got this. But sometimes they don't. They don't got this. Which leaves us basking in the uneasy glow of Schadenfreude. We sometimes like watching other sentient life forms fail. Oddly, that's especially true of cats falling off tables and men taking a shot to the gnards. But not only is failure and pain inevitable, it's useful! And as stated, can be kind of fun to watch if it's an animal having not-too-rough a tumble. Well good news, humans, because here are 13 animals getting beaten in the pride hole so bad it's like they're fighting Holly Holm. You're not alone, Ronda.

Giraffe vs. Lion

Do I have this!? Are you really asking!? This is my desert! I dominate and hunt sh*t all day out here! Yes, EVEN GIRAFFES. CHECK IT AND SEE CUZ I... HOLY F*CKING NOPES. I DO NOT HAVE THIS. SO MANY HURTS AT ONCE.

Bulldog vs. Football

I'm a bulldog. When I want something, I don't sit around and think about about it like a sloth. I TAKE IT. Especially, if it's in my backyard!! Like that puffy football. I RUN OVER LIKE THE CHAMP I AM AND I TAKE IT WITH MY DOG MOUTH!! WHY AM I UPSIDE DOWN?!

Dog vs. Physics

Kangaroo vs. Ground

Jumping at a quick pace across a sparsely wooded area is my jam! I'M A KANGAROO. I INVENTED THAT SH*T. To which I will add, NOPE! I'm down. Goodnight everyone. Probs gonna sleep here tonight. I did not have this.

Horse vs. Stable

A metal divider in a stable!? Ya. That's pretty worrisome. IF I WERE A COW. GET OUT OF MY WAY. I GOT THIS. Ah sh*t. WHY!? MY HORSE LEGS DON'T WORK IN THE AIR! Stop laughing, Carl. Everyone knows about you and the stable boy.

Turtle vs. Turtle

Are you legit asking me whether or not I got this? I AM 400 YEARS OLD. I GOT THE SH*T OUT OF THIS! I'm barely a turtle. I'm practically a forest bear. Watch me rear up and roar like it ain't... NOPE. Somebody. Get the zookeeper. Cornelius, seriously, quit messing around and just get the zookeeper and I'll be quiet until snack time.

Gerbil vs. Medieval Spinning Bowl

Don't you get it!? I'm a f*cking gerbil. I run this sh*t. Spinning bowls. Spinning wheels. You name it. It's all me. If you want to outrun me, you gotta get up pretty darn earl... NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. If anyone needs me I'm gonna puking into this tiny bag that says "I don't got this".

Moose vs. Winter

You don't survive Canadian winters by being a weak-ass punk. Forest life. City life. It doesn't even matter. If I want to cut through the city, I cut through the city. I don't wait for spring. Do I look like I f*cking hibernate? I got th...MY LEGS DON'T WORK! WHAT IS THIS SH*T?

Dog vs. Nothing

ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN, NO MATTER WHAT! I GOT COOKIES ON MY MIND I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH AND WHEN I STEP INTO THE BUILDING, EVERYBODY'S HANDS GO NOPE. And I'll stay here. I'll just stay here. This, uh, this did not go well for me.

Bullfrog vs. Hard AF Bullfrog

BONUS: Chameleon vs. Love

I know you still have feelings for me, Laura. And you know I love you. I just can't always express those feelings because of my insecurities. But I'm willing to try again if you are. Take my... NOOOOOPPESSSSS

Because ass-kickings come in all shapes and sizes. For everyone. And that is both OK and hilarious.