Quirky gift ideas for delivery to boyfriend?

I'm wracking my brains (yes...that's what the loud clattering is) to think of something I can have delivered to my boyfriend for his birthday but other than the usual muffins/cookies/champagne I haven't come up with anything. He's quite a blokey bloke, but isn't into football, likes running and is quite senior where he works so it can't be anything too naughty! lol

I'm seeing him at the weekend but can't see him on his birthday on the monday because I have to be at work and live too far away :-( so wanted to send him something a little bit different. If anyone has any ideas I'd be soooo grateful.

Wrap up a dog turd and post it to him..... :-Derm...do you like him or … Wrap up a dog turd and post it to him..... :-Derm...do you like him or are you mad at him? shoulda asked that first i suppose lol

pmsl...love it!! Maybe not for his birthday - perhaps last week - but sure there'll be plenty of other ocassions for this one!!

1st Aug 2009

barky;5908421

If he likes running how about the nike+ kit for ipod? chip goes in your … If he likes running how about the nike+ kit for ipod? chip goes in your shoe and syncs with the ipod,selects suitable music for your run pace and gives you a data readout on your exercise regime.

Brill idea, he only wears Salomon because it's hill running though...will it still work or do you need the compartment in the bottom cut out? :-S

1st Aug 2009

RUDOLF;5908463

IF he lives near the sea a tide clock made from recycled click coffee … IF he lives near the sea a tide clock made from recycled click coffee cups :thumbsup::):santa::gift:

aaah fantastic....gift ideas from the lead sleigh dude!! love it! :-D

1st Aug 2009

how about you send him a key? its not rude but you can answer his question of "whats it for?" with something like "whatever you want it to be.................*wink*"

1st Aug 2009

fleshlight

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1st Aug 2009

grex9101;5909416

fleshlight:)

I can just imagine them opening it in the postroom! lol

1st Aug 2009

grex9101;5909416

fleshlight:)

:w00t:

can't go wrong wi 1 of those

1st Aug 2009

whiterabbit;5909445

I can just imagine them opening it in the postroom! lol

Kudos for knowing what one is

although with your username I shouldn't be too surprised :-D

1st Aug 2009

markhodges1975;5909269

how about you send him a key? its not rude but you can answer his … how about you send him a key? its not rude but you can answer his question of "whats it for?" with something like "whatever you want it to be.................*wink*"

I like it...I might give him that gift when I'm there though! :thumbsup:

1st Aug 2009

grex9101;5909467

Kudos for knowing what one isalthough with your username I shouldn't be … Kudos for knowing what one isalthough with your username I shouldn't be too surprised :-D

pmsl...can't believe I fell into that trap! I have no idea what it is...honestly! :whistling:

1st Aug 2009

but other than the usual muffins/cookies/champagne

i'm glad im not your boyfriend, surely your just buying for yourself

1st Aug 2009

fleshlight as mentioned....

or....

a really good petrol powered or high speed electric remote car!! theyre awesome and ur man will love you for it and probably ignore you for a long time until its either broke or he is broke cos he cant pay for the petrol anymore

1st Aug 2009

solarforce;5909658

i'm glad im not your boyfriend, surely your just buying for yourself

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

buy him a track day

1st Aug 2009

solarforce;5909658

i'm glad im not your boyfriend, surely your just buying for yourself

lol...I'll not be there - just thought he could share them with people in the office!

kapows;5909683

fleshlight as mentioned....or....a really good petrol powered or high … fleshlight as mentioned....or....a really good petrol powered or high speed electric remote car!! theyre awesome and ur man will love you for it and probably ignore you for a long time until its either broke or he is broke cos he cant pay for the petrol anymore

I got him an amphibious one for Chrimbo, but everyone seems to agree with the fleshlight so I think it's got to be a winner! What if they open it in the postroom or he opens it when someone's there?? OMG...he'd KILL me! :shock:

1st Aug 2009

bykergrove;5909813

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLbuy him a track day

Thing is he'd think the track day was for me too! He got me a tank day for christmas...fantastic! :w00t:

1st Aug 2009

dont tell him youve sent him something! instead let him tell you that someone sent him a fleshlight..then you can ask him where he opened it and who saw it etc and then say yes it was me darlin now lets get busyyyyyyyy

1st Aug 2009

kapows;5909842

dont tell him youve sent him something! instead let him tell you that … dont tell him youve sent him something! instead let him tell you that someone sent him a fleshlight..then you can ask him where he opened it and who saw it etc and then say yes it was me darlin now lets get busyyyyyyyy

:giggle:

1st Aug 2009

whiterabbit;5909254

Brill idea, he only wears Salomon because it's hill running though...will … Brill idea, he only wears Salomon because it's hill running though...will it still work or do you need the compartment in the bottom cut out? :-S

yep-if you dont wear nike shoes you can get a little holder that attaches them to any shoe.