During Bills term in office when Somalia was a particularly troublesome topic,
one evening before bed, he and Hillary were discussing the situation there.

Bill says "Yakno Hillary, we need someone really strong to go to Somalia
and sort all this stuff out. I'd like to have you go over there and work some
of your diplomatic magic on the situation and get things worked out."

Bill says "But honey, I think you could really help in getting this all
sorted out. Would you try it for the sake of all those poor Somalians over
there?".

She says "Bill, I'm scared of what might happen there, they're killing
people in Somalia and I really don't want to go to over there! I tell you what
though, if you don't make me go to Somalia I'll give you a blow job, how about
that for a compromise ?" .

Bill says "Well, Ok hon.", drops his pants and sits down on the side
of the bed. Hillary gets down on her knees and goes at it, then suddenly jerks
her head back and exclaims "Bill! Your dick tastes like shit !!"