Parade Hurray: The Fiesta D.C. festival runs all day Sunday on Pennsylvania Avenue. Myriad Metro delays will hold up revelers, but that's expected by now. +1

Boards, Cut: The District considering eliminating 38 boards and commissions, many of which no longer have members or a clear reason to exist. +1

Man Deliberately Obtuse: Why would you think hanging a chair from a tree is supposed to be about hanging Barack Obama, wonders a Centreville resident who did exactly that. It's about Clint Eastwood's speech, which used a chair to represent the president. Oh. -2

SLIM YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT OR GO THE FUCK BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!

YOU ARE HANGING AROUND SEWERMAN TOO MUCH. THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS MADE THE PLAYOFFS AND NOT EVEN A BLURB????
YOUR BAMMA ASS SHOULD GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE DCQofL.
SHANI HILTON OR MAD MIKE DID A MUCH BETTER JOB. STEP YOUR GAME UP.