Why riding a wrecking ball is so dumb

Firstly: riding a wrecking ball is dumb because that Miley Cyrus song came out more than two years ago, so any pop-culture tributes are now waaaaay behind schedule.

Secondly: riding a wrecking ball is dumb because it's a wrecking ball, you dummy.

This man discovered the folly of riding a heavy hunk of steel capable of demolishing buildings almost immediately after he hooked himself up to it — quickly begging his cackling friends to let him down.

Hopefully he'll learn from his mistake... although the kind of person who'd ride a wrecking ball in the first place probably isn't so big on the whole "learning" thing.