Jailbreak Joe has attempted to break out of the Westwood City State Penitentiary eight times over the past six years. Each attempt ended in failure. This ninth attempt was supposed to be different.

Instead, Joe inexplicably finds himself fleeing an posse composed of over thirty cops, Spider-Man, an FBI agent, a Mossad sniper, an armed knight (wielding the sword 'Excalabrick'), a freckled individual hitherto known only as 'Timmy', a ninja, two dogs, and Chris Webber.

FAIL.

Other random pictures featuring this vignette are as follows. This scene, in turn, features my 2009 magnum opus MOC, 'Westwood City', which has been badly overadvertised over the past year or so.

OH MY GOSH... IT'S SPIDER MAN! WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING HERE?! AND WHY IS THAT POLICEMAN RIDING A SKATEBOARD?! WHAT KIND OF A RETARDED ATTEMPT AT A VIGNETTE IS THIS, ANYWAYS?!

I wish I had answers, but I don't. I built this at about two in the morning, in a sleep deprived state. It remains as much a mystery to me as it does to you.

For a police operation, this whole thing seems to be pretty uncoordinated. My guess is that Spider-man and the ninja (see the top of the picture below) are the only two individuals here that have any idea as to what they're doing.

Enter the ninja. No, really.

More chaos. Note SigFig Kevin on the roof of City Hall laughing his head off at the scene below.

Cops from at least five different eras of Lego Town (1996, 1998, 2001, 2003, and 2006... all approximate) close in on our hapless antihero. Wow. Just... wow.