Aaaah, but S&W sells snubbies with rails now. Clint Smith calls ’em “shield guns.” I pointed out to Mrs. Drang (when she was buying me my XMas 625JM) that, in addition to door-kickers, it might also be of use to a person using the door frame as cover, as he or she would not have to be concerned about the frame interfering with the action of a semi-auto.

Granted, S&W does not include a bayonet with their snubbies. You have to provide your own. As a Light Fighter, I suppose I’m supposed to get right on with that, but none of my pistols has a rail.

What, no optic? Surely it needs a 4-14 x 20 mm scope with rangefinding reticle and BDC, with a bubble level and a backup reflex sight on top, all on a QD mount. Oh, and a bipod, and a single point sling, and a six position, collapsible, detachable shoulderstock with spare battery compartment, a compass, and a space for MREs, and of course a digital or Realtree cammo treatment overall, and a flash suppressor that doubles as a QD sound suppressor attachment…

Come on, Man, you’re barely getting started. ‘Course it could be chambered for something with more manageable recoil, say, .22 Short, if you want to able to hit anything smaller than the broadside of a barn, from the inside, etc., yadda yadda…