5. How did peeps get angry without Twitter? Today’s internet butthurt candidates are raging at PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi, for revealing she wants Doritos to make a “women-friendly” chip that’s less crunchy. Women, she said, “don’t like to crunch too loudly in public” and “don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavour into their mouth”. But apparently, they do.

8. Remember Uma Thurman’s drive scene in “Kill Bill”? She’s spent years trying to get the footage of the production of it, because director Quentin Tarantino made her do it in a car she felt wasn’t safe. Result: