WTF Do I Get My Parents? [Gift Guide]

Emerald Pellot

Shopping for your parents is hard. You get all bratty, they’re supposed to be buying me stuff. You get all confused, but they already have everything. You’re broke, they paid for my college and here I am at K-Mart again. Fortunately, there are many different ways to troll your parents this holiday season with a range of gifts that vary from, “I’m your favorite, right, mom?” to “I totally ran out of ideas.” Either way, your parents will surely appreciate that you spent whatever change you found between the couch cushions that day on them, while you were out spending your actual paycheck on you. Here are some simple gift ideas for the offspring who doesn’t have a clue.