Guess it's good old typewritten notes signed with Kaala Bichchhu as the sender... Asking to meet alone, behind Kali pahadi ,with good old canvas holdall full of non-demonetised, random small currency but not Andaz apna apna- level chillar.

With you on this ma'am. Never understood why the pervs can't find happiness in other's दिल खोलके हँसी.. Esp That of a young full of life couple looking to a bright future... twitter.com/moonsez/status…

Reminds me of pranks we played on our younger siblings... We would touch his or her ear, move as if we're throwing it in the air, and say : तेरा कान कौवा ले गया. kids would either start crying or running, looking for that Crow...
Can we not touch our ears first to verify?