"The government is handing out money," Francis tells E! News. "They're moving toward a nationalized economy, and Larry and I felt we might as well be a part of it."

The boob-fueled empire builder seems to be referring to the recent $700 billion bailout package, including about $17 billion for General Motors and Chrysler, authorized late last year by President George W. Bush to get the nation's economy back on its feet.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt added in a statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

GGW isn't in "dire need" of a bailout, Francis says, although he admits that his company has suffered over the past three years thanks to the proliferation of skin-related entertainment readily available online for free.

Wow. Just, wow. That's completely retarded. Sad thing is though, there probably is going to be serious discussion about it. Lol @ the "Americans can't do without sex" quote. From where I'm sitting, people aren't hurting for sex. In fact, I was talking to a kid the other day who was saying he thinks he has too much sex.