The newly arrived Brooklyn resident says he signed up for satellite television — after receiving appalling service from Time Warner Cable.

“Thank you @dish for rescuing us from the Faustian @TWCable_NYC with your prompt and professional service,” Stewart, 72, who played Capt. Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation,” posted yesterday on his Twitter account.

On Sept. 13, the new Park Slope resident complained:

“All I wanted to do was set up a new account with @TWCable_NYC but 36hrs later I’ve lost the will to live.” he posted on Sept. 13.