14 Thoughts Running Through Woman’s Head While She Delivered a 14-Pound Baby

You may have heard the story of an Iowa who recently gave birth to a 14-pound baby boy without any drugs to help. The woman in question, Kendall Stewardson, had welcomed a 12-pound boy last year, so she knows a thing or two about big babies.

What must Stewardson have been thinking while in the delivery room awaiting this second bundle of joy? We have 14 guesses — one for each pound:

1. Oh my goodness, I’m giving birth to Jonah Hill.

2. Nothing this big should come without a side of cranberry sauce and sweet potatoes.

3. The next baby we adopt.

4. Someone tell my husband to run to the supermarket to buy circus tent-sized Pampers.