Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing
called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that's a mighty
long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else - the
afterworld. A world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the
sun, day or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills,
you know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-right, instead of asking him
how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, baby.
'Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld.
This life you're on your own. And if de-elevator tries to bring you
down, go crazy - punch a higher floor.