Kunsabagay, I can’t blame her for the young actor she’s presently having an intimate relationship which happens to be a veritable looker while the young man she keeps on the sly happens to be well-connected but not half as handsome as the diminutive actor.

Hahahahahahaha! HE’S not a super famous male model but his looks and gorgeous physique would make the hottest male models of today green with envy. For Papa Jack is certainly appetizing to look at with his long legs, well-sculpted body and long dick.

Long dick daw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!

Watch out for his looming endorsements soon!

As always, bawal magtikol! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Gov. Vi is thankful that Batangas is not prone to floods and typhoons

ACCORDING to Ate Aida Fandialan, Governor Vilma Santos Recto’s most trusted employee and confidant, her boss is thankful that Batangas had not been severely hit by the past calamities except for some occasional rain and showers.

And speaking of The Healing, I don’t want to put the Noranians down but some of them are not fair and just and can’t accept the fact that the Star Cinema suspense/horror flick (The Healing) has turned out to be a verita- ble blockbuster.

Lagi na, they keep on harping about their idol’s Thy Womb which, inasmuch as it’s megged by an award-winning director, does not have the promise of a blockbuster movie.

Patawarin ako ng mga Noranians, huh? But I do believe that it’s going to be lacklusterly accepted at the box-
office.

Nora Aunor, beyond reasonable doubt, is a remarkable actress but her box-office prowess is no longer the same, intensity-wise, these days as it was before.

Her flagging box-office appeal can largely be attributed to her indifference to her fans and her being more focused with John Rendez.

Anyway, I don’t want to be a prophet of doom but I can see a bleak future in as far as Nora’s life is concern.

I don’t have to explain why.

Knows n’yo na ‘yun.

‘Yun lang!

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Direk Jeffrey Jeturrian perseveres!

IF I’m not mistaken, I was able to meet top-caliber movie and television director Jeffrey Jeturian during his salad days with Regal films doing sensible films like Pila Balde with the still svelte Ana Capri on the lead.

After a decade or two, I’m glad that Direk Jeffrey is still very much around, albeit he has now diversified into the boob-tube and is now co-directing the Jodi Sta. Maria and Richard Yap-starrer blockbuster soap Be Careful with my Heart with Direk Mervyn Brondial.

How would he compare the actors of the 90s with the new millennium ones?

“I would say na pareho naman silang magagaling,” he avers. “The only difference lies with the kind of mate- rials that the actors of today are being given.

“Mas demanding siyempre dahil it’s the year 2012 and so many things have changed already.”

“The success of the show can be attributed to a lot of things. First, the soap is effective as a romance come- dy. There’s chemistry between Jodi as Maya and Richard as Richard. Jodi is effective as the naive and pure-hearted nanny to the deaf kid of the stern and stone-hearted widower played by Richard. The followers of the soap is looking forward to the day when Maya will be able to melt Richard’s heart.”

Well, it’s nice to know that good directors are back on mainstream television.

The fact na nephew raw siya ni Piolo Pascual makes him all the more interesting in the eyes of the ever nosy press. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kapag nagsasalita na siya, may traces talaga ng way of talking ni Papa P although he sounds a lot younger and vulnerable unlike his uncle who’s already confident and unruffled even when asked some impertinent questions by the working press. Hahahahahahaha!

You know what this author sucks as in! Cant you write like Boy Abunda’s style? I know that we all have our own style in writing and forte pero yung sau bulok as in. Why can’t you just be positive? You know it’s so nice to be free of grudges. Try mo kaya para at least hindi mo siya dala dala sa pagtulog mo ang pain at inggit sa kapwa. Masarap maging maligaya.