Rabbit: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee. All: Hail to thee! Rabbit: Hail to thee!

Rabbit: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name. Farva: See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school? Captain O'Hagan: Shut up, Farva. [to Rabbit] Captain O'Hagan: Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker? Rabbit: Uummm... [secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket] Rabbit: I don't believe it did.

Thorny: [points to his lips, referring to the lipstick Rabbit has on his lips and cheeks] Hey Rabbit. Rabbit: Yeah, I know. You've got beautiful, big brown lips.

Captain O'Hagan: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella? Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no. Rabbit: It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation! Captain O'Hagan: The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? Thorny: How the hell should I know?