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If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

Back when I was a young buck I was a Hard rock miner and when I said jump the other miners jumped. But it wasn't because they were afraid of me it was because they knew that I had poor math skills and probably made another mistake measuring the fuses so they better jump into the Drift for cover. Cheers!

That was the shrinkage episode it was pretty funny. I used that joke on a cop once. I was walking home from the bar late one night and made a pit stop in an ally. I was just about done when I heard - R.C.M.P turn around with your hands out. I didn't want to make any sudden moves and get shot so I didn't pack myself away or zip up. When I turned around one of the cops smirked so I said - it's shrinkage because it's cold out (it was the middle of July so it wasn't cold at all). I'm pretty sure the cop must of seen the episode because he laughed and eventually let me go home with out charging me. Cheers!