Most interesting thing about me: I saved the universe by flying through open space and jumping on things. And then three years later I did it again. Oh, I also saved the same ungrateful bitch each time while I was at it.

Our first date: We can go to any world or zone you like … except the friendzone.

You should message me if: You think saving the world and your life would deserve more of a reward than a kiss on the cheek.