Quit your whining, jackarses. When Lamebook doesn’t have funny stuff to post, they gotta make do with what they’ve got. Don’t like it. Do your bit and befriend some stupid people, then screengrab their lameness and keep the site going with fresh injections of lameness.

These aren’t puns. Puns depend upon similar-sounding words. This depends upon analogous concepts. According to Schopenhauer, that makes it higher humour than puns.
I did find it to be amusing. Perhaps the cranky misogynist was onto something.

This is worse than fucking sandpaper. 600 grit. At first you think, erotic electronics? This can’t be so bad, sounds clever. Then you wrap the sandpaper around unknowingly and begin grinding away as you begin to read until you realise too late what you’ve done…. A million times before. Some people never learn.

This may be un PC of me but personally i’d like to sneak as quietly as a MOUSE into their lab whilst they’re distracted and then BOOT them up the fucking ringer with my size 10′s before CRASHing a keyboard about their stupid geeky bastard heads.