i'm tess. i write smut

And a Not-Drabble

Um, a not-drabble, because, well, eventually it was all going to get too much trouble, especially when I could just be lazy but unstructured and only write something short…

Philosophy

“Hey,” Katie said. “You know how people say the most important erogenous zone is your mind?”

“Which people?”

“I don’t know. The people who say things.”

Tabitha shrugged. “Um, sure, okay.”

“Well it’s kind of bullshit, when you think about it. About what’s most important, I mean. Mine isn’t my mind, it my clit.”

Tabitha looked at her.

“And I have a really filthy mind,” Katie said.

“I think they just mean for fantasising…”

“Yeah, but sometimes I fuck and I’m not fantasising. I’m not doing anything with my mind at all. I’m just lying there feeling stuff. No mind needed.”

Tabitha didn’t say anything.

“Or is that weird or something?” Katie said. “Not thinking at all?”

“I don’t think it’s weird, no.”

“Good,” Katie said. “Because also, it isn’t like I need to stick my finger in my ear to get off or something. Like no-one ever says, oh that feels really good but could you just rub my brain a bit more.”

Tabitha started to smile. She was used to how Katie thought by now. “No,” she said. “They don’t ever say that.”

“So that’s crap, is all I mean. I mean, your mind’s useful, but it’s not the most important thing. Like, it’s one of the second-most-important things for me, about equal with my ears or neck or ass.”

Tabitha sighed.

“It’s true,” Katie said.

“Your ears?”

“Sure. For hearing dirty stuff. And for having them licked.”

Tabitha nodded. “I suppose so.”

“I’m just saying,” Katie said.

“And now you have just said, can we fuck? Can I say dirty things in your erogenous ears, and maybe lick them too?”

But ALL the new things are on Wattpad, and I far-too-often forget to update here, so go there first!

So anyway, this has turned more into a collection of stories than an actual blog, but there's some blog-ish stuff too. Like a little bit about me or my home life, um, sort of. That kind of tends to the vague. And there's weirdly personalized confessional smut too, which is sort-of about me.

There's some stuff about my writing too, like random thoughts about a story I just finished, and existential philosophy about what smut really is, and things like that. There's some stuff about the business of writing, which might be useful for other authors.

There's also a whole copy of the blog with the smut removed, basically. I'm pretty careful about this one, so I think it should work and you won't get offended. If you're likely to be. But, um, this is only with the smut references removed, there's still a fuck of a lot of swearing and shit.

You can talk to me here and here, if you really want to. But I'm weird and shy and don't usually answer. Seriously.

Find My Books

So basically, I write novels and sell them, and short stories that turn up a lot of places, which I then put into books.

The stories are usually free, and on Wattpad, on this page here on the website, and also at Smashwords, ARe, and Kobo. And other places too, probably. The novels are free if you don't mind reading them on Wattpad, chapter by chapter.

So this page, this page , and Wattpad are where the newer stuff goes first, as chapters or as single stories. Then, once a book is finished, or there's enough stories for a collection, that goes onto Amazon. In due course. Eventually.

Which means that unless you're completely bloody-minded, read here or on Wattpad! Everything in those places is kind of vaguely like shareware-ish, or something, so you can read a bit and decide if you want to pay. Yes, this is a plan to make you feel guilty. Then, once you're guilty, you can get anthology books at Amazon.

I hope that all makes sense!

As well as all that, there is also another website with some other bits on that aren't anywhere else because it's a bit weird and an experiment.

But if you look at Wattpad, then at this page, then here, you'll have seen everything there is! Done!

Followy Stuff! Get this by email

So you know how this works. Put in your email if you want to get new stuff that way. But, um, please just be aware I do see what you put, if privacy is a thing. Because it so would be for me, with a smutty blog like this! So if you'd rather, there's social media stuff right down the bottom instead.

Stalk Me! Social Media-y Stuff

So these are really only for reposting blog posts and not much else at the moment, except Pintrest which is mostly going ooh pretties. And I mostly don't Goodreads that much, although there is now a Facebook because I got over myself. But anyways, if you are interested, here you go!

Privacy Stuff

Basically I count how many people come here, and use a cookie to do it, and if you send me an email I have your email address. And there's more about this here, and its kind of silly, except serious I guess too!