7.25.2006

News of the pending nuptuals for Kid Rock and Pam Anderson have reached even my densely resistant brain. And I see some folks are surfing through Intellectual Poison looking for some meat to chew on about these news.

Sorry kids, no new news, except a prediction that this too shall pass and Pam will become single again and wank fodder for a generation that grew up on Baywatch. Though I guess she's still wank fodder if she's married. I mean, look at what happened to her level of celebrity after the sex video was leakedstolen.

I don't know, I can't really generate enough give a damn to give a damn. In news that i can generate some give a damn about, Ryan's announced his own pending nuptuals. To which I say, Melissa, run away, run away really really fast. Oh shit, that's right, Ryan's a runner. Maybe you should take a cab. (Side note, everytime I type nuptuals it looks wrong, why is that? Aaaah, because it is wrong, that makes me feel better even if it sounds right my way.)