Unexpected One-Liners

♥ [priorities, priorities:] Want that damn trenchcoat from Old Navy. Also want boyfriend but can live without one. Can’t live without trenchcoat.

december ’03

♥ 77. WHAT’S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: “When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.” – F.A.
♥ 89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: Late?

march ’07

♥ Does anybody else think poor Jarndyce was admitting that he couldn’t get it up?
♥ Am 45 minutes from officially being able to buy Tim martinis.
♥ “The war can still be won.” If my drugs were that good, I’d be cured.
♥ Nearly 1am in the weed-choked lawn of bad and worse.
♥ This Midsomer place has a higher murder rate than Rochester.
♥ [on moving to Ireland] Dad says, “It’s like this: They’ll ask me, ‘Why does your wife have a different accent than yourself and your daughter?’ and I’ll say ‘She comes from a different county.’ And when they ask ‘What county would that be?’, why, I’ll tell ’em ‘Bavaria’.”