She sounds like my best friends ex. Couldn't get in the house so she poured motor oil all over the front of his house and ripped up all the flowers the new girlfriend had planted. Had all once took a running leap and jumped on the back of new girlfriend out and about somewheres.

Ended up in jail and is now enjoying a nice stay at a mental hospital.

CapeFearCadaver:She sounds like my best friends ex. Couldn't get in the house so she poured motor oil all over the front of his house and ripped up all the flowers the new girlfriend had planted. Had all once took a running leap and jumped on the back of new girlfriend out and about somewheres.

Ended up in jail and is now enjoying a nice stay at a mental hospital.

I once locked a girlfriend out of my bedroom for headbutting me while we were playfully wrestling. After I told her I wasn't going to let her in and for her to sleep on the couch, she mumbled something about wanting to kill herself. I emerged and found her in the bathroom sitting on the floor and I collected everything I thought she could use to harm herself and retreated back to the bedroom. I hadn't thought about the safety razors she had brought over to shave her legs. So she proceeded to break them and managed to cut her finger. Not bad enough to do any damage, but enough to bleed. Not knowing any of this, I heard her rubbing something on my door, and fearing she might be damaging the door/paint, I opened it to tell her to stop.She was rubbing her bloody finger all over the door.

/ I used to tell people that I seemed to always find the crazy girls. As I get older it's harder to tell if they were crazy before they met me.// I know, I should have manned up, but I don't like getting hit in the face - makes me go Hulk