Kickass weather forecast

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the thick fog that has been plaguing Wis and the rest of the Midwest for some time is not a meteorological event but has been identified as political. Therefore new forecasting will be inaugurated:

“An intense high pressure/big money front continues to grip most of the Midwest in a stifling dumbing-down estimated to last for several years. Thick cloud cover will move out of Washington and Madison, and heavy downpours of mixed prefabrication are expected. A wind advisory will be in place from here on out, and the possibility of intense storms exists around areas where women have congregated with umbrellas to ward off the anticipated and inevitable deluge of outrageous sexist bullshit. Temperature tomorrow will be higher than usual, and may never drop back to normal, considering that the fog has taken on an ominous orange tint.”