Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.

What's that?
My six song album entitled "Bo Fo Sho" is currently available on iTunes
With three songs that have never been heard on the internet?
Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get aids?
I would have guessed scurvy.
Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
Wanna hear a rap?
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin
I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya.
You're a first time veagan and it's nice to meat ya
I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
What the hell's a g spot?
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham
First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
And you can spell and smell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Cause I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
You got two eyes, only got one shot. yeahh.
Yo,
'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
'Cause I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
YO, My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
Common you asian child labor show me what your workin with
OOO large machinery

'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sex like a Mormon sex that says you can't have sex with members of different sex but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sex can't be different the sex can't be same the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you Can write my name

'Cause I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think your better or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
And if I can't think of another rhyme then I ought,
To think of one.

Yeah write this down man.
Yo, yo

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
Yeah.

Feel it ready.

Man, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude beach people
Think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Oh,
Come on
Haters call me gay, but that ain't hatin'
'Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are blow me
Takin' the be-a-t out of basement, homey
Yeah.

Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.