At the Video Music Awards tonight, Taylor Swift will be responding by song to Kanye West for interrupting her VMA speech last year. E! says it's being "kept under tight wraps" OMG, will it be really mean and scandalous? Or will it be used to create drama for the awards beforehand, then end up just being a joke song. It will be a joke song, we think. [E!]

50 Cent vs. The Gays! Fiddy got a bit testy on Twitter with Perez Hilton. Which everyone would have been OK with, because Perez certainly deserved it—he always does. Unfortunately, 50 Cent had to do this by poking at his gayness. He tweeted that: "Perez Hilton called me a douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasn't his but still made me feel better," and included a picture of a couple guys in suits running away from a mob. Bad, 50 Cent. Now, GLAAD, the gay-rights organization dedicated to injecting itself into every dumb media controversy and generally being useless, has called out 50 Cent for making jokes that "promote violence against the gay community." GLAAD wants 50 Cent to tell all his followers that what he did was wrong.[P6]

A couple weeks ago, John Mayer posted an amusing rant on his blog after the Huffington Post reported that he and Jennifer Aniston were spotted together. (Calling them a "stripper wearing reading glasses.") So, get ready for his rant against Radar, who just reported that Aniston hung out backstage at Mayer's show in Atlanta on Wednesday. Then they went back to his place and had a party. (i.e. did it.) [Radar]

Lindsay Lohan will be appearing on the Video Music Awards tonight, her first official appearance since she went to jail. [E!]

Sex tape watch: Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon's sex tape with boyfriend Sam Jones III is apparently the 'most extreme' sex tape ever, according to the president of Vivid Entertainment. "There's everything you can imagine—whips, chains, handcuffs. It's absolutely crazy." OK, "everything you can imagine" is not a good way to sell a sex tape. For example, we can imagine a girl performing simulated oral sex on a rocky outcropping in Utah's Arches National Park. Is that in the tape? Gross. [TMZ]

Britney Spears went to Disneyland with her kids and had them shut down the Dumbo ride so they could have it all to themselves. Selfish; I used to love the Dumbo ride. [TMZ]

Step away from the cliff's edge, stow your revolver, wipe the gasoline from your body and lower the matches: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together! [Radar]

Kanye West gave a spontaneous 3 a.m. performance at the Top of the Standard during a Fashion Week kickoff party Thursday. Afterwards, he was swarmed by models. Pretty much what we did Thursday, too. [P6]