Well since you asked,,, I sprung for a Sea Monkey kit about 2 months ago that I really regret buying now. You see @Blackanese, my vision just isn't what it used to be HA HA.

They come with a tank, food and food scooping spoon, and a little syringe and keychain thing in case someone wanted to suck Sea Monkeys out of the tank and carry them around for some reason HA HA.

I now have to get rid of these wonderful Sea Monkeys,,, I just don't have the time and energy to keep up with them any longer. My wife wants them gone too, she hates them! Ya hear? SHEESH HA HA

There we were last weekend, in the living room, the ice was clinking in our drinks, her lips glistening in the dim candlelight, a soft scent of the finest perfume, a silent thunderstorm of desire HA HA!

Then she did the unimaginable. Guess what she did,,,She poured the rest of her vodka & 7 in to the small plastic aquarium where my Sea Monkeys live. I panicked but tried to plsy it cool.

Then, she slid down the zipper of her slinky black dress to distract me from the Sea Monkeys, but I had one eye on the Sea Monkey village as the vodka infused their magical little world.

Fine satin underwear, she was tossing back her long silky hair, but I couldn't turn away from the turmoil they were experiencing SHEESH.

Stumbling around through their little Sea Monkey village, singing loud and offkey, yelling "I love you Porkchop, la la la la la, I love you Porkchop" down the streets of Sea Monkey Village.

I was distracted, I couldn't focus on what we were doing. I know it wasn't good. So I asked her "Can I get a do over next weekend hunny?" HA HA

So Would any loving person like to buy a small drunken Sea Monkey village? Holla at ya boy...Ya hear? HA HA