"Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy." -Guillaume Apollinaire - found that on a box of green tea.

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for--in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." –Ellen DeGeneres