Harsh Comments On Leicester From Roberto Martinez

Everton manager, Roberto Martinez, is the latest in a long line of unimaginative people involved in football to trot out the usual cliches regarding Leicester City’s title hopes?Therefore, the Toffees gaffer will be getting the ‘This is what I really meant’ treatment – Laurent Koscielny had it yesterday.

“At the moment it’s impossible to tell [who’s going to win the league], it’s the most open league I’ve been involved in,”

Translation: “I’m not fucking mystic meg. Why do you ask me this inane questions all the time?”

“For me, if you were going to guarantee a starting XI, I think it is for Leicester to lose it. But you can’t guarantee everyone will be fully fit or not suspended.

Translation: “It would be a shame if Vardy fell down the stairs, wouldn’t it…”

“But I feel now the title is for Leicester to lose, it would be an incredible achievement.”

Translation: “Why does no one talk about the time I kept Wigan Athletic up anymore?”