Look, I don’t have kids, and I generally don’t give a damn about kids. But even I know that parading around sluts who shot and released sex tapes (notice the plural) just for the express purpose of stirring up preteen deification in little girls, all so Nickelodeon can sell more commercial time, will earn you your own circle in hell. May all of your daughters, wives and mothers release their own sex tapes, you human slime.