you read these "you may be addicted " lines,identify with almost all of them and then think "I gotta go hit the course - NOW !"
the only other one I would add is - you wait all day while it is pouring down rain and wait for the slightest break in the weather and then even though the skies are still dark and cloudy as long as its not thundering and lighting you hit the course and are glad the tees are concrete (as opposed to mud)

1.own the license plate "DISC GOLF" in your state
2.inherited tons of land in 1980 from your parents and make it into a personal 24 hole course
3. install elongated cement tee pads on said course
4. spend 14 hours a week mowing said course, maintaining it alone
5. live on the course
6. let other disc golfers CAMP on the course
7. make the course public, accepting, but not requiring, donations
8. create and give away custom scorecards and map
9. try and greet EVERY player that plays
10. Is named Bill McKenzie who owns Flip City Disc Golf in Shelby,MI

...just had to get this one in cause I don't think any of us will come close to his personal addiction. Thank you Bill.

the only other one I would add is - you wait all day while it is pouring down rain and wait for the slightest break in the weather (as opposed to mud)

Correction, you know you're addicted to Disc Golf when...
anytime it starts pouring rain, you immediately throw on an underarmor shirt and a swimsuit, and head out to your local course, hoping it keeps raining because you know then you won't have to wait to tee off. (then proceed to shoot your best round ever for that course)