Stuff The Intern Forgot: Pimp Sues Nike for $100 Mill & More [Links]

A 26-year-old pimp named Sirgioriro Clandy is claiming it was Nike’s fault that he curb stomped a john outside of a Portland hotel after not receiving a payment. According to our friends over at Extra Mustard, Clardy is suing his shoes’ manufacturer for $100 million because they failed to include a label inside of his shoes warning consumers that they could potentially be used as a dangerous weapon. Even if Clandy somehow manages to pull off this lawsuit, he still has a nice little 100-year prison sentence to deal with.

And check out this other awesome stuff our brilliant intern forgot to link to…