B Bennett was a Quiller who wanted to be left alone in quiet R/H-ness. But the hobbit Elanor Gamgee came along with the rest of the Sugar Quill Professors. Soon B Bennet was suxed into the ONE Adventure, facing evil off-canonness, savage moody werewolves, giant talking spiders, and worse, H/H! This story was written prior to the release of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."

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Most frequenters of the Sugar Quill that are familiar with the professors know them as a mild-mannered bunch...here's the real story. This story was written prior to the release of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."