This is What Sheffield Wankers Search For on Pornhub

If there was an award for the city with the most disturbing porn search preferences in the UK, it’d go to Sheffield. There’s no weird steel-themed smut on the menu, but we sort of wish it was, so as to push ‘growth’, ‘giantess’, ‘vore’ (short for Vorarephilia, a fetish, where people essentially get their jollies off at the thought of eating another person, being eaten, or simply watching) and ‘caught’ off the leaderboard.

Let that last one sink in for a little while.

Sheffield’s hordes of Pornhub wankers spend an average of 9 minutes and 28 seconds discharging their heat-seeking moisture missiles, with the average user 34 years of age, and pro fox-hunting. Made that last bit up.

A frankly rubbish 19 per cent are female, with the rubbish UK average standing at 22 per cent, and 54 per cent tickle their trouser trout with a smartphone in one hand. 17 per cent of users prefer larger-screened tablets, while 29 per cent are rather taken with the stability of a desktop. [Pornhub]