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Really, America? Really? She’s sneaked her way back into the news? This is NEWS? We really are in more trouble than I thought, aren’t we?

I let out a big sigh of frustration when I read this. Here’s the rundown. The, now infamous, Octomom, Nadya Suleman, posed baring nearly everything on the cover of some U.K. magazine. She claims she’s “proud” of her body after shooting out fourteen kids like one of those t-shirt cannons at the halftime of a college football game.

She's not trying at all. Really.

Now, for those of you who live under a rock and DON’T know yet, Octomom first hit the news when she popped out a fully healthy set of octuplets. This was only the second recorded case of octo-birth confirmed to actually survive in the U.S. A miracle, right? Right. BUT Nadya Suleman came under intense scrutiny when it was revealed, at the time of birthing the eight rugrats, she was unemployed and living off of government assistance. If that wasn’t bad enough, it turned out she already had SIX kids PRIOR to popping out an incomplete baseball team. Oh, don’t worry. It gets worse. All of her pregnancies were due to in vitro fertilization. That’s right, folks. Not one of these unfortunately conceived babies was an accident.

Aside from the questionable ethics of the doctor who performed the treatments, we should be asking ourselves about why this woman, who obviously was nowhere near equipped to take care of even ONE child responsibly, thought it was a good idea to bring in FOURTEEN of them. I saw the interview, people. She was practically gloating. Apparently, popping out kids like Pez is an accomplishment in our country that should be celebrated. Can I get a giant “SCOOOFFFFFFF?!”

Octomom's "Proud" Pose

So, yes, now she’s attempting to hop back into the spotlight by appearing nearly nude on the front of a magazine, boasting about her so-called “figure” after pushing out fourteen kids. Aside from the obvious, I have a few problems with this. First off, I saw the picture. They could have at least used some makeup. She was never really that attractive in the first place. Secondly, why are we treating her situation like it’s some kind of victorious triumph? People like her are a major part of the over-population of this country and many others. I’m surprised she wasn’t put down like the bitch in heat she is, or, at the very least, hysterectamized. Finally. And this is truly laughable. In the interview, she claims she gets offers from men all of the time and has to “disguise” herself to fend off advances. Lady, all you have to do is tattoo who you are on your forehead, and there won’t be a man within miles of you. We all know who you are and what you’ve done.

Simply put, this is not news, people. Don’t let this woman hop back into the spotlight. She’s a disgrace to our country and to humanity. Period.