Archive for February 12, 2018

Lavar Ball says Lonzo won’t re-sign w/ Lakers but “will go to any team that will take all 3 of my boys.” Wonder how long before even teams in Lithuania will decide NONE of his boys are worth dealing with dad.

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Former MLB pitcher Esteban Loaiza, who made over $43 million in his career, arrested w/ over 20KG of heroin & cocaine in San Diego. Guess $43 million doesn’t go as far as it used to.

Four of the sweetest words in the English language -“Pitchers and catchers report.”

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London City Airport closed Monday after 500kg WWII bomb was found nearby in the River Thames. Waiting for Trump tweet blaming Islamic terrorism

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A the body of suspected poacher was found mauled and nearly completely eaten by lions in South Africa. Wonder what mean bitch Karma ordered for dessert.

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Now @PressSec is saying @realDonaldTrump isn’t “taking a side one way or the other” on Porter accusations. Many fine people on both sides?

Scott Pruitt charged taxpayers for $1,641.43 1st class flight from DC to NY. One-way fare leaving with 24 hours notice on Delta in 1st class is $544. How can Pruitt run EPA when he can’t even find decent travel agent?

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Trying to figure out why Scott Pruitt would use a fare that is so much higher than the expected last minute first class fare on a Delta Shuttle from New York to DC. Because it’s a no-brainer to get the cheapest fare on any route in any class – getting a higher fare requires an override. But airlines these days give miles based on dollars spent .Can only assume that not only did Pruitt want to fly first class, he wanted to get maximum miles for his future personal travel.

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So to celebrate #DarwinDay wonder how many people shot guns into the air?