Hilarious Facebook Superlatives
Saturday, Nov 3 2007

Though I think that Facebook applications have gotten out of hand, there are a few that I enjoy immensely. One of them is Superlatives. They have a list of superlatives that you can give to your friends, or you can make up new ones.

Stephen Colbert is Most Likely To:–Be President of the United States (42 people)–Take over the World (20 people)–Kick it With Jesus Someday (12 people)–Make me Laugh (11 people)–Host their own Talk Show (7 people)–Turn to Wikipedia for All of Life’s Questions (6 people)–Be a Badass for Life (6 people)

Hillary Clinton is Most Likely To:–Burn in Hell (133 people) –Be President of the United States (109 people) –Corrupt the Minds of Young Children (75 people) –Be Mistaken for the Geico Caveman (24 people) –Get B#@!? Slapped (16 people)–Die a Virgin (9 people) –Have Man Hands (6 people)

George Bush is Most Likely To:–Burn in Hell (213 people) –Embarrass Themself in Public (60 people) –Forget What They Were Saying Mid Sentence (48 people) –Stare at a Box of O.J. Because it Said Concentrate (41 people) –Push on a Door that Says Pull (34 people) –Have Imaginary Friends (31 people) –Be Distracted by Shiny Objects (28 people)

Bill Clinton is Most Likely To:–Date 3 People At The Same Time (22 people) –Giggity Giggity Giggity! (21 people) –Get Caught Without Underwear On (9 people) –Be Featured on the Cover of High Times (8 people) –Get Out of Trouble by Smiling (8 people) –Be Aroused by Inanimate Objects (6 people) –Require Embarassing Hospital Visits (4 people)