Yesterday, a day rivaling the 1928 moment that Harry Burnett Reese figured out that peanut butter within a chocolate cup was culinary perfection, Bleacher Report presented a 12-frame slideshow titled, "Ranking the Redskins Draft Classes in the Dan Snyder Era." Introduced with literary flair befitting a king of Snyder-esque stature — "Buckle your seat belts, because this ride is bumpy. Also, leave your wallets at the door." — it includes the sentence:

"Unfortunately, Sean Taylor was killed in his home in 2007 and never got the chance to show everyone that his career could have ended in Canton."

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