Rated 5 / 5 stars2008-10-07 19:40:08

Whoah!

Omg! Awesome game! Reminded me of the early platformers. loved how it was so addictive. and let's not forget, people, that the main character is made out of MEAT!!!!!!!!!! How hilarious is that? lololol
Anyways, now for sum constructive criticism...

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The game overall was awesome 10/10. . .5/5. The only thing i didn't like was how the last bandaid was so friggen hard to get! , and also u could've made the meat guy die in more different ways, not just get split in half, wether sliced, burned, or asalted

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( get it, a-SALT-ed, as in the Salt levels) ;-) ROFLMAOMFG 69
One thing i wonder. . . . . . is the guy made of beef, pork or chicken meat?

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars2008-10-07 19:19:33

Pretty good for a pound of ground chuck.

This was a pretty fun platform game.. the controls and levels were simple and it was basically all about timing and controlling yourself in the air, which got pretty tough the tighter the spaces you had to squeeze through. Momentum became the single hardest thing to manage in the later levels. Cute nod in the intro to Ghosts N Goblins. And the front page description is right, the ending was worth it, if a little disgusting. There is a clear lesson to kids: if you're going to taunt someone in front of their girlfriend and get the urge to doo-doo, for God's sake hold it in!

Only a few band-aids gave me problems, but most of the ones I missed I just didn't even notice the first time through. So going back and hunting for them level-by-level became a little annoying. To save someone else this trouble if they're just trying to unlock the last secrets like I did, here is where all the band-aids are located... there are 6 per chapter:

BTW, to make things a little easier I recommend playing as Dr. Fetus once you unlock him. He's the only character who isn't made of meat, and therefore does not slide when he walks. Not to mention he doesn't leave a nasty trail of himself everywhere he goes. -_-