The Kingdom of Alunya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Guglielmo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.727 billion crazy cat people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ronronne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alunyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion kibbles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,422 kibbles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,331 per year while the poor average 17,722, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Homophobia is off the menu, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Alunya's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.