Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

They need to change the Paul Bunyan statue to make it look like he's hiding the axe, or else add some red paint to the blade. 'Cuz right now, the only conclusion to a passerby seeing this is that Paul is the culprit.

Yes, El, I know it's circumstantial evidence, but any jury would convict.

And Al, if the water has been leaking down to the other end too, we might soon see another fallen head news item.