NC (V.O.): Cinema Snob, deemed the classiest person on Channel Awesome, despite the fact that he reviews porn, gives us an origin story on par with any fantastically great character, minus being fantastically great. It's the most goofy, exploitive, violent, in-your-face film since Shaq did a cross over with Deep Throat.

NC: So let's see if a Z-grade movie reviewer can make a decent Z-grade movie himself. This is The Cinema Snob Movie.