You know how Pink does insane acrobatics during her shows? She was injured during her concert in Germany. Click to watch.

She Tweeted an apology to fans from the ambulance: "I'm so so so sorry to end the show that way… Didn't get clipped in2 harness correctly, drug me off stage, fell in2 barricade…I hope it at least looked cool!!!" After being checked out, Pink announced: "Nothing's broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore." [People]

Coming to a TV channel in the UK: A reality show starring Elizabeth Hurley, documenting life on her farm in the English countryside. Hopefully it will be something like Green Acres: Diamonds and dungarees! Prada and pitchforks! Manolos and manure! [Contact Music]

Angelina Jolie really wants to meet Russian spy Anna Chapman, and has invited her to the Moscow premiere of Salt. Will Angie make a movie about Anna? [Janet Charlton]

Who would be better for the Elizabeth Taylor biopic? Angelina Jolie or Catherine Zeta-Jones? [Contact Music]

Oksansa's dentist says when her veneer was chipped, "it was an emergency situation." [Contact Music]

Danny Glover is too old for this shit. God. Leave him alone. [Daily Express]

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have been swapping spit all over the beach in Italy. [Just Jared]

The couple trying to extort money from John Stamos by threatening to sell photos of him with strippers and coke have been convicted of conspiracy; prosecutors say they didn't actually have any pictures. [Access Hollywood]

ESPN reporter Erin Andrews has filed a lawsuit against Mariott hotels, following a series of incidents in which a man videotaped her naked through peepholes. [Reuters]

Again with the secret son of Michael Jackson? The man is dead, let's drop it. Besides, "sources" say the one with a secret child is Janet. And by "sources" I mean my one conspiracy-theory-obsessed friend. [The Sun, Contact Music]

Joe Perry's motorcycle was hit by a car in Massachusetts. Perry was taken to the hospital by ambulance but has now been released. [Daily Express]

Boo: John Corbett says of Bo Derek: "We're not getting married in the near future." [Daily Express]

Kylie Minogue will play a "heavily tattooed lesbian' in a flick called Jack And Diane. [Page Six]

"I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps because that idiot Oliver Stone didn't think the character should play the alto sax." — Michael Cera. [Playboy]

"To be honest I don't remember too much about it. All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures." — Michael Cera on losing his virginity. [Playboy]

"The album will be [ready in] six months at the most. It's going to be very much the same as my second album, where there's a lot of jukebox stuff… I just can't wait to have some new songs [to perform] on stage." — Amy Winehouse. [Perez]

"Our love scenes actually work really well. Since the crew knows we do have chemistry and are together in real life, I feel like it takes away from the nerve-racking tension that can occur when people have to watch two actors who are just getting to know each other engage in an intimate scene." — Stephen Moyer on working with Anna Paquin on True Blood. [Contact Music]