Man Gets Penis Stuck Inside An Iron Nut!

Most people are well aware that sticking body parts into random places could end in disaster. If there is an angry dog on the other side of the fence, we know that putting a finger through will result in it being bitten. Most men also know that putting your penis into a hoover will result in more pain than pleasure.

We say most men because there are, unfortunately, still a very small number of men out there unaware of the fact that the different things they do to their dicks could actually land them in trouble, or at least cause them a lot of pain. Can you imagine having to call the emergency services because you were daft enough to put your cock somewhere it doesn’t belong?

Unfortunately that was the reality for one man who somehow found himself struggling to free his dick from an iron nut. We take a look at how this happened and just what you will go through if you need your penis freeing from some unusual circumstances like these.

It’s a mystery

The unfortunate 28-year-old man who, as of yet, has not been named is revealed to work in transportation. This might not seem like such a big deal, but it means that he has access to construction tools and materials… such as iron nuts.

Of course, the man has absolutely refused to tell those who rescued his poor penis from the nut exactly what happened… although I am sure we all have a pretty clear idea in our mind about what might have happened. It seems that curiosity nearly killed the man’s penis when it was trapped in the nut for ten hours before the emergency services were called. Ouch!

That said, the man has spoken out about what happened in a very vague way, explaining that it was a “very painful mistake”. This pretty much spells it out to us that he was doing something he definitely shouldn’t with it, doesn’t it?

If you were wondering, the man has also said that the mistake “would not be repeated”, so whatever circumstances led to his dick being trapped in an iron nut (whether it was through curiosity or “falling” onto it), hopefully we won’t hear anything in the news about anyone else trying it out.

10 hours of agony

You’d think that, if your penis was trapped in an iron nut, you’d want to seek help immediately. Okay, so you might be a bit embarrassed, but if you didn’t feel you could seek medical advice, you’d get help from a friend, right?

Well in this case, no. The man instead stayed home and tried to get his penis out on his own. We imagine that lots of lube, butter, and soap were used to try and loosen it, but it seems that these methods just didn’t work for him.

After a while it became clear that the only way to free his now swelling and bright red cock from the iron nut was to saw off the nut, but discovered that it was too painful for him to do alone. His only choice was to seek medical help.

So, a whopping ten hours after it first happened, the man finally went to the hospital and got help. At first he was embarrassed to explain to them what had happened, but the doctors at the hospital were eager to help. When they found their equipment wasn’t good enough, they had to call in the fire service. As the doctor in charge of the operation said in an interview, “this is an unusual operation. It involves the man’s physiological condition and quality of life,” and so they had to free him as quickly as possible.

Not over yet!

It would be great if we could say that the fire service turned up and were able to immediately free the man from his iron prison, but that isn’t the case. In fact, it took a long time before the fire brigade and the doctors were able to decide on sawing the bolt off as the best option.

Of course, having a saw near your penis is pretty scary stuff, and the man’s cock had to be secured to ensure there was no lasting damage done to it. Not only that, but the heat of the saw during the process meant that cold water was constantly poured onto it in order to prevent burning.

Sounds like a nightmare, doesn’t it? Well, after two and a half hours of working on it, the nut finally split, allowing them to free the man’s cock. The doctors believe that, if his dick had been trapped for much longer, he would have lost the use of it altogether. That’s a terrifying thought!

The lesson to be learnt

Newspapers are starting to speculate on a lot of things. They want to know what drove a man to put his penis into a nut, especially one that “is thought to be very small”, and they want to know more about him.

Of course, they are missing the obvious point: why do some people insist on putting their dicks into places that they clearly won’t go? Maybe it is for the thrill, but in a lot of cases you can end up well and truly screwed… pardon the pun.

What is the strangest place that you’ve heard about people putting their body parts? Is there a story out there that beats this man putting his cock in a nut, or do you simply have an overwhelming amount of nut-related puns to share?

The Escort Norway forum is the perfect place to go to join in the discussion, or you could simply use the comment box below to share your thoughts. Tell us what you think about this story, or tell us about others like it.

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.