The first decade of the 21st century, best known for being exactly like the 1970s, 1980s, and the 1990s at the same time.

Nothing much happens really, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. As the decade progressed, the Baby Boomers (a.k.a. the Hippies and the Beatniks, the largest age demographic in the U.S.A.) began retiring and starting to bitch about the Man, President Bush. Let's stick it to the Man!!! As they sucked Social Security out of young peoples' pockets, gas prices continued to rise and George Is A Douche's approval rating continued to plummet because they were stickin' it to the man. These factors combined with Paris Hilton's alleged existence, prompted riots all across the country[citation needed: what country?]. Unable to control these, George Bush Jr. and the rest of his administration were forcibly evicted by the People, which are generally the brainwashed hippies that don't know anything about the laws of common sense. Madonna is still dominating the world. Nations across the world cheered on the people of the United States. An election was held on November 4, 2008, and President Barack Kim Jun Mentally Joesph Mao Stalin Adolf Hitler Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden Ill was voted in as the 44th President of these United States of America. Yeah, it rocks...during campaigning times.

Oh yeah, and emos and penguins, while Antarctica was melting well growing, make up your mind, took over the world in 2006, making the 2000s the worst decade since the 30s.