United Airlines is out here snatching people off planes. Who knew slave ships had wings? There is nothing funny about being physically removed from an aircraft, but let’s be honest, that man had no fight in his heart. One little snag and he had given up, allowing himself to be dragged. An overbooked plane is…

Sallie Mae has to be the thirstiest woman alive. She takes our virginity the second we step into the dorm room and keep calling us years after we’ve graduated. She only gives us 6 months to get our shit together before she slaps us in the face with monthly child support bills. It took former…

Many women assume that having a bigger butt is the best way to achieve success, although it is one of them, it is not the only way. What ever happened to God made you perfect in his own way? Now individuals are creating payment plans to give themselves a little more plumpness, to tilt their…

Let’s be honest, although Drake and other artists glorify strippers, they really aren’t all that. Strippers are beautiful women, with build a bear bodies, and a personality that warms your heart. But everybody fails to mention the fact that they’re crazy as hell. I’m not saying all strippers are crazy but the three I’ve dealt…

Who knew dropping the F bomb could say a life? Science has proven that those random outbursts, repeating the vulguar language located in today’s music, and those who constantly stub their toe on a bed that hasn’t moved in years, can now curse in peace. Keele University, located in Staffordshire, England, did a study where…

At 30 years old, is it safe to say Drake is the most influential artist of all time? Of course Tupac had bars, of course Biggie was fluent with rhyme schemes, but if we all sit back and look at the craft, who has released a body of work similar to Drakes’? Quentin Miller wasn’t…

There were two shows I use to watch growing up, Cheaters and Cops. If I didn’t see one person I knew on one, I saw somebody on the other. The show Catfish has been out for some time now but I’m pretty sure we all agree that Catfish is an off brand version of Cheaters….

Watching Josh Brown whole heartedly admit that he has and does abuse his wife is one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen. The New York Giants has James Eagan Holmes as their starting kicker, and I’m glad he’s been placed on mandatory leave. The NFL has always been an organization that has swept domestic…

On Wednesday, Tesla Motors announced that their selection of cars will be the first chosen to have acquired a new hardware that allows their cars to drive themselves. You are no longer operating the vehicle your children are riding in, Siri is. This new hardware has been tested and apparently operates better than your average…

The time to vote for your favorite candidate is getting closer and I can’t pack my bags fast enough. Lord knows other countries are watching these presidential debates laughing, as if they’re sitting in on a Katt Williams comedy special. As the clocks ticks, as Donald Trump flaunts this so called “locker room talk”; who…

High speed chases are bound to skyrocket due to the behavior of these officers that are sworn to protect. There is no longer this thing called a normal traffic stop. A busted headlight can end your life. A gesture to reach for your registration, gives an officer confidence to release five warning shots in your…

There happens to be human beings who deal with trials and tribulations with no sort of meditation. Those individuals are not human, aliens are alive and well, and they are among us. If life continues to throw you curveballs, and you continue to use the same form of meditation, you are obsessed. Being a writer,…