"But you'll never get rid of all the mean people that way! You Are Not Required to set yourself on fire to keep yourself warm, as the old saying goes."

"Actually yes we are. It's right here on page 2 of the Town Charter."

"Oh. Okay then. I stand corrected.

No One was sent to Tahiti.

Night 10 begins now. Since we're close to the end and with the seers and the teacher eliminated meaning the only night action is the Wolf/Meanguys move, I'm going to start resolving nights shortly after I get that action, and days will end as soon as everyone votes, if everyone votes. In the (likely) event not everyone gets a vote in I'll hold things open until 7pm Pacific as I have been.

galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.

Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

omg I think it's very rude that big cat doesn't want any of our fellow villagers to go on vacation! I think she needs to go on one to understand what a valuable asset vacations are to your mental health!

"Mom! This town is boring," Melvin whined as he fiddled with the strings of his first hand-me-down guitar. "Can we go to Tahiti?"

"Quiet. It's nice, it's calm. It's a good place to grow up. Tahiti Sucks. Now lemme hear an A chord."

Melvin tries to shape his fingers into an A chord. The sound, however is anything but. Loud twangs as he mutes the wrong strings and misses half the strings on his downstroke. He misses, hurts himself, and the pic goes flying.

She sighs, trying to be patient, and shakes her head. "Keep trying."

No One was Sent to Tahiti on account of the 2-2 tie.

galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.

Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

The Citizens of Nicenicity awake to find free copies of Atlas Shrugged in all of their homes. Unable to refuse something so nice as a surprise gift, they all read it. They learn of the peril of compassion and the sin of kindness and in few short months the civic culture undergoes a tragic and sickening seismic shift. The people of Nicenicity build a marble statue in honor of Tai Lopez, outlaw sharing, and overwhelmingly vote to change the city name to Objectivton. Veruca and her dipshit kid are forced to flee in the night. Crime and corruption are rampant until Nicenicity is invaded and conquered by the Tahitian army, spearheaded by the exiled former citizens of Nicenicity who were voted off, mobilized as partisan guerillas. They simultaneously save and destroy the erstwhile nicest place on earth.

Ampersand has won. He was Ayn Rand/The Lone Wolf.

Big Cat has won. She was The Ok Person/Survivor.

Bunejug and Mellowgold don't lose, because they saw this slog through to the end. They were The 3rd Charity Worker/Mason and A Villager, Respectively.

Everyone come to ghost chat for cookies and ideas on how to make the next game more engaging.

galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.

Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god