The Much Serene Commonwealth of Endrovia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Lenard Bartholomew Endrovy with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 941 million Endrovians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barthelmia. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Endrovian economy, worth 115 trillion ENTS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,516 ENTS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Endrovia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.