The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.585 billion Unavailableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unavailablean economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion unknowns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,152 unknowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unavailable's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Unrest.