I went outside to go play and found
myself in a face to face encounter. This putty tat was getting smart
with me! He gave me the look, and raised his paw like he was about to
knock me out. I puffed up my massive lion mane and told him to get back
before I knocked his socks off. He shot back, "I'm not wearing socks!"
Next thing I knew it all went black. When I woke up I thought what a
terrible dream...