Monday, 21 September 2015

Mahmoud Abbas’s UN speech - Pigs might fly.

Mahmoud Abbas, the man who was
elected to a 4 year term as president of the Palestinian Authority in 2005
liked it so much he decided to stay on unelected for another six years,
thereby displaying Palestinian-style democracy.

Recently, this ancient occupier
of the presidential seat in Ramallah announced he was going to the United
Nations on September 29 to “deliver a bombshell” at the end of his
speech.

As the co-founder of the Netanya
Terror Victims Organization, I can tell you that when a Palestinian tells you
he’s going to deliver a bombshell you are strongly recommended to get out of
the building as fast as possible. Don’t say you haven’t been warned, UN delegates
and workers.

Assuming he’s not going on a suicide
mission - most terrorist leaders tend to send somebody else to do the messy
stuff - what can he be possibly want to explode?

We know he’s desperate to grab
the headlines. He and his failed cause is not even getting a yawn from a media
obsessed with a massive crisis in which migrants want to turn Europe into the
new Middle East, or an Obama feverishly trying to provide the messianic
ayatollahs in Tehran with the ultimate weapon to drop onto the United Nations
building sometime down the road, as part of his ‘best deal’ legacy.

So who’s got time to listen to
Abbas who claims that Palestinians are really Canaanites?

Assuming he wants to surprise us
with some headlight-grabbing shock and awe, what could possibly get us to sit
up and take notice? Well let’s consider
his options;.

He could offer to resign from the
Palestinian Authority, as he does every other week. But we know he’ll have forgotten
about it by the time he gets home and find the chair’s still warm.

He could declare that the Oslo
Accords are null and void, but he’s treated them that way for decades, so what’s
new?

Or he could declare that he
recognizes Israel’s right to exist in peace and security as the Jewish state
alongside the State of Palestine.

Pause.

No. I’m joking. He knows he’ll be dead before he leaves the
building.

Sorry about the aberration. It
was just me thinking out loud what might be with Abbas.

As we say in the kosher Jewish
state, and with due respect to my Muslim friends – pigs might fly!