08/11/2011

Ten reasons it's awesome to be a Metal Chick

1. We will never buy you socks for your birthday.

2. We are, like every other girl, easily flattered by male attention, perhaps even more so, because we’ve probably had popular, “normal” people telling us our entinre lives how ugly we are. So random drunk German men who brought me drinks and attempted to kidnap me (on three seperate occasions) at Wacken, you totally made my day.

3. Liking metal means we like other cool things as well. Every metal chick I know would prefer a good horror flick or erotic film to a romantic comedy.

4. Very rarely do we have to buy our own drinks.

5. Wearing a giant black t-shirt with a picture of satan is considered the ultimate in sexy.

6. We are surrounded by hot barbarian metal men. All the time. It is bliss.

7. We don’t care if you look at other hot chicks. We spend a large portion of every metal show staring at beautiful men (or other hot metal chicks). It’s only fair.

8. We think tickets to a Slayer concert are the best Valentine’s Day gift ever.

9. Even the roughest, angriest men in the pit will watch out for you.

10. Death metal is the only music that accurately portrays the pain or PMS and Childbirth.