Thursday, October 31, 2013

American Horror Story Halloween episodes are always fun, but Fearful Pranks Ensue may just be my favorite episode from the entire show. It was deliciously creepy, delightfully surprising and charmingly amusing. It brought us many answers, many questions, plenty of gore, a jar of acid and a group of zombies.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Some of you may remember classic Tales from the Crypt series. Based on the eponymous comic books series, Tales from the Crypt is something that you simply don't see on TV anymore - thanks to our PG-13 media, whenever there are re-runs of the series now, it's heavily edited. Why? Because 20 something years ago you could show sex, boobs, gore and say 'fuck!' without people throwing a bible at you and TV executives taking sedatives.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The most memorable part of the film, more often than not, is the ending. It is the last thing you see before the end credits roll and the last thing you are left with. Sometimes the ending you see is truly shocking - because of the twist, because of how horrifying the events are, because it leaves things open ended. There are several endings out there that are so disturbing they are enough to cause nightmares. And who doesn't love scary stories with macabre twist just in time for Halloween?

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Another week, another trip to the fucked up world of American Horror Story. The latest episode pushed the boundaries and definitely took as further into just how sick the things can get. Incest, bestiality, jar with jizz, animal sacrifice. Fun!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

We all know the story of shy Carrie White. Living in the house with her religiously fanatical mother, bullied by her school mates and finally invited to the prom which goes horribly wrong. Because another thing about Carrie is - she has the power of telekinesis. And that's what makes her someone you really do not want to bully.

Friday, October 18, 2013

The hideous and unholy abomination aka Carrie remake was released today. Its RT score is dropping fast and I'm reading all the scathing reviews. Can Chloe Moretz just go away? I think everyone involved in Kick Ass should be ashamed of themselves for eternity but her asinine comments comparing Carrie remake to Black Swan crossed the line. Just...go away. Fortunately with three of her new movies bombing this year I may get my wish.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

This week's Coven is still spellbinding - despite lacking an ending to the episode that would really excite you and rehashing some old and been-there-done-that American Horror Story themes, the episode was fantastic. We got two people coming back from the dead, more excellent song choices and a terrific showdown scene between Fiona and Marie Laveau.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

If you told me that one day I'll be grateful Avatar existed, I wouldn't believe you. But I am now. Why? Because if it wasn't for Avatar and the advancement of technology it carried with it, we wouldn't have Gravity. And unlike the boring, empty and ridiculous spawn of James Cameron, Gravity is a beautiful, emotionally affecting cinematic masterpiece.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Welcome to the 100th installment of Whatever my deranged brain is thinking series. I'm amazed you guys made it with me this long. Just how many of you need therapy now?

It's only appropriate that gorgeous Mads is at the beginning of the post. That's all thanks to the first Charlie Countryman trailer being released. They actually made a movie where Evan Rachel Wood's character prefers Shia Labeouf over Mads. This is the most insane thing I've heard of in my entire life.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

It's finally here. The long awaited Coven has began with absolutely delightful season premiere entitled Bitchcraft. I'm already in love with this season - there was some concern about the tone being lighter, and it is - things are less messy, less depressing than in last season, Asylum. The characters are witty, the situations, while still terrifying, have so much energy to them.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

In case you forgotten, American Horror Story: Coven premieres tonight. Finally a show that really leaves you in agonizing pain of wanting more and wishing it was Wednesday just to see the new episode. Here is the list of movies that may keep you busy in the meantime. (inspired by this awesome list of 5 movies with witches by Jess)

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Everyone is losing their shit over Gravity. I'm definitely seeing it next weekend. Hell, I'd see it this weekend but I have high fever and I vomited 3 times today. I don't think Sandra Bullock spinning in space would help with that.