the premise of the joke is that you agree that oakleys are hideous monstrosities that only golf pros and cell phone salesmen wear. if you think these are some pretty sweet shades, this will not be funny to you at all.

I'm pretty indifferent toward Oakleys, so I guess that's why I don't get it. They're not exactly cool, but I don't give a shit if someone decides to wear them. They're not as truly hideous as some of the things people pictured on this site wear.

Not to say that these guys are worth emulating, the two men on the left are wearing costas. Costa del mar' and Maui Jim's are prevalent almost everywhere. You must live in a commune, or a pathetic commune of a welfare state, not to see men wearing sunglasses in business casual attire.(What kind of weddings do you attend to mistake this setting for a wedding?)The guy on the right might be wearing Oakley's, and traditional oakley's at worst. I assure you that even though Oakley's are the only sunglasses known to thirteen year olds/xtreme dbags with bleached hair, most men (without matching nautical star tattoos) wouldn't be caught dead with them unless skiing. The one in the middle is wearing croakies with his glasses. Weak post. I can tell that the people around you from throughout your life must truly blow.

Oakleys/Maui Woaw-wees/Big Jimbos/ WHO-GIVES-A-FUCK-HOW-MUCH-THEY-COST!!! They look fucken RETARDED and belong on retarded ass arrogant fucks who actually DO give a rats ass as to the true brand/designer. I hope you choke on that stupid rubber thing holding your sunglasses together.