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DIY Green Coffee

Roasting your own coffee is a satisfying experience. Why not get in on the hype by tragically sourcing some beans today?

DIY Green Coffee beans are 100% certified to be collected from the corpses of dead aliens. These intergalactic interlopers had their hearts and tentacles set on stealing our beloved beans, until our heroes suplexed them into oblivion. Now you can enjoy the spoils of war in a steaming cup of homemade coffee!

Home-roasting coffee is easy to do. You can do it right on your stove top or in your oven, and it gives you complete control over the coffee's color, flavor, and aroma!

Ethically sourcing coffee is difficult, but worth it. Show your support for mother Earth by knocking the beans out of the alien menace with DIY Green Coffee today!

Get even more authentic by tragically sourcing your own alien beans in Coffee Crisis!

Available as a package with a steam code to download our epic Coffee Crisis PC game.