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October 22, 1996
The Point News Features 5
Tuesday Saturday
There will be a time manage­ment
workshop from 8-9:30 P.M.
in Library 321. If you have trouble
juggling all of the stimulating ac­tivities
here at this school, you
should probably attend.
Wednesday
Be on your best behavior, Saturday is an open house
sponsored by Admissions.
There will be a Halloween Cage from 9:00 p.m.- 1:00
a.m. Prizes will be awarded to the best costumes and
BACCUS will be serving mocktails.
The Hunchback o f Notre Dame will be playing again at
3:00 p.m. in Library 321.
Monday
The fabulous musician Brian Ganz will
be giving a piano concert at noon in St.
Mary's Hall.
Tuesday
Anybody know where a moose head is? That
knowledge may come in handy for the scaven­ger
hunt being sponsored by Student Develop­ment.
Call x4209 for more information.
The. Hunchback o f Notre Dame will be play­ing
at 6:00 p.m. in Library room 321.
Sunday
Thursday
\ f ■— r 1, V_A , ^ A weekly guide for students; 'Sjv'Oi 1 S < yes> there really are things to do
St. Mary’s hopes to be first daughter’s first college choice
Chelsea Clinton signing autographs for adoring fans.
ADRIAN DEAL
staff writer
I f all goes well for the admis­sions
office, St. Mary’s might
be full of political talk next
fall. Will we be discussing the
ethics of abortion? Gun control?
Protecting the environment? Or
maybe our foreign policy?
No, dear students. We will all
be talking about the new student
on campus... the one surrounded
by security
guards... theone
whose dad
battles daily
with Congress...
the one who la­ments
that the
study rooms are
not quite as nice as the Oval Of­fice...
the one named Chelsea
Clinton.
While Chelsea has not actually
applied to attend St. Mary's (yet,)
we feel that we must remind her
about our tiny college and ex­plain
to her why we are the best
thing this side of 1600 Pennsyl­vania
Avenue.
The admissions office has her
name on file and has already sent
her information about the col­lege.
Plus, she is expected to
receive a special video about us
as soon as next week.
But just what are her chances
of getting in if she applies? Con­sidering
that she is a National
Merit Semi-Finalist, “she’s per­fect
for us,” Rich Edgar, the Di­rector
of Admissions proclaims.
“If she wants to come down,
tell her to come down. I’d love to
interview her... I even like her
dad,” he adds.
It appears
that Chelsea is
also a big sail­ing
fan, which
should make St.
Mary’s all the
more appealing
to her. SMC
currently ranks 4th among coed
sailing teams, nationally, and sec­ond
in women’s sailing. None of
the Ivy-League schools Chelsea
has looked into are ranked above
us, says Adam Werblow, St.
Mary’s sailing coach.
But if our sailing team is not
enough of a reason to come here,
maybe we can appeal to Chelsea
using her political beliefs: It is a
liberal arts college.
Plus, according to Dr. Nancy
Paige Smith, a professor of politi­cal
science, there are many regis­tered
Democrats at St. Mary’s, so
she will surely feel more at home
here than in the Ivy-League
schools to which she is applying
Unfortunately for Chelsea,
there is no official Young Demo­crats
club on campus. And we
guarantee that no children of Bob
Dole or Newt Gingrich go to this
college, so she will not have to
worry about walking near their
dorms at night.
If Chelsea does decide to come
here, Smith strongly recommends
that she major in politics and she
would be “happy to advise her.”
President Clinton has been criti­cized
because Chelsea now at­tends
a private school, instead of
one of the public ones that he
often defends. So, we must point
out to Chelsea and her parents
that St. Mary’s is a public col­lege.
In fact, it is a public honors
college, which makes it all the
more special.
The Office of Public Safety say
that they would not mind Chelsea
coming here either, but they note
that she must bring her own Se­cret
Service agents... the Night-hawks
can only do so much.
"I'd love to interview
her... I even like her
dad," -Rich Edgar,
Director of Admissions
Javabar will feature live music in addition to the fairly liberal blend of games.
Don't even bother going upstairs at the time of Javabar, there is nothing going on up
there.
A lecture will be given by Dr. Pamela Brubaker, a professor of ethics and gender
studies at Lutheran University, wittily etitled "Common Threads: Garment Workers
and Global Gender Justice." This event is sponsored by the Department of Philoso­phy
and Religious studies and will be held in Daugherty-Palmer Commons at 8:00
p.m.
On October 29, Dr. John Splaine, who is on the faculty of the
University of Maryland at College Park, will give a presentation
entitled "The 1996 Presidential Election: Is a Televised Democ­racy
an Oxymoron?" At 8:00 p.m. Dr. Splaine will use video
tions of various congressional hearings, presiden­tial
debates and speeches to show how camera
work can frame candidates. This will be held in
St. Mary's Hall. Don't attend for yourself,
attend for your country.
The women's soccer team will
play Bowie at 3:30 p.m. on the
athletic field.
SEAC is sponsoring a third party
forum in Upper Montgomery Hall
at 8:00 p.m. The state head of the
Green Pary Bob Auerbach will be
speaking, and refreshments will be
served.
(
The Hunchback o f Notre
Dame, film will be playing at
3:00 p.m.
The Gospel choir will be giv­ing
a concert at Zion United
Methodist Church at 11:00 a.m.

October 22, 1996
The Point News Features 5
Tuesday Saturday
There will be a time manage­ment
workshop from 8-9:30 P.M.
in Library 321. If you have trouble
juggling all of the stimulating ac­tivities
here at this school, you
should probably attend.
Wednesday
Be on your best behavior, Saturday is an open house
sponsored by Admissions.
There will be a Halloween Cage from 9:00 p.m.- 1:00
a.m. Prizes will be awarded to the best costumes and
BACCUS will be serving mocktails.
The Hunchback o f Notre Dame will be playing again at
3:00 p.m. in Library 321.
Monday
The fabulous musician Brian Ganz will
be giving a piano concert at noon in St.
Mary's Hall.
Tuesday
Anybody know where a moose head is? That
knowledge may come in handy for the scaven­ger
hunt being sponsored by Student Develop­ment.
Call x4209 for more information.
The. Hunchback o f Notre Dame will be play­ing
at 6:00 p.m. in Library room 321.
Sunday
Thursday
\ f ■— r 1, V_A , ^ A weekly guide for students; 'Sjv'Oi 1 S < yes> there really are things to do
St. Mary’s hopes to be first daughter’s first college choice
Chelsea Clinton signing autographs for adoring fans.
ADRIAN DEAL
staff writer
I f all goes well for the admis­sions
office, St. Mary’s might
be full of political talk next
fall. Will we be discussing the
ethics of abortion? Gun control?
Protecting the environment? Or
maybe our foreign policy?
No, dear students. We will all
be talking about the new student
on campus... the one surrounded
by security
guards... theone
whose dad
battles daily
with Congress...
the one who la­ments
that the
study rooms are
not quite as nice as the Oval Of­fice...
the one named Chelsea
Clinton.
While Chelsea has not actually
applied to attend St. Mary's (yet,)
we feel that we must remind her
about our tiny college and ex­plain
to her why we are the best
thing this side of 1600 Pennsyl­vania
Avenue.
The admissions office has her
name on file and has already sent
her information about the col­lege.
Plus, she is expected to
receive a special video about us
as soon as next week.
But just what are her chances
of getting in if she applies? Con­sidering
that she is a National
Merit Semi-Finalist, “she’s per­fect
for us,” Rich Edgar, the Di­rector
of Admissions proclaims.
“If she wants to come down,
tell her to come down. I’d love to
interview her... I even like her
dad,” he adds.
It appears
that Chelsea is
also a big sail­ing
fan, which
should make St.
Mary’s all the
more appealing
to her. SMC
currently ranks 4th among coed
sailing teams, nationally, and sec­ond
in women’s sailing. None of
the Ivy-League schools Chelsea
has looked into are ranked above
us, says Adam Werblow, St.
Mary’s sailing coach.
But if our sailing team is not
enough of a reason to come here,
maybe we can appeal to Chelsea
using her political beliefs: It is a
liberal arts college.
Plus, according to Dr. Nancy
Paige Smith, a professor of politi­cal
science, there are many regis­tered
Democrats at St. Mary’s, so
she will surely feel more at home
here than in the Ivy-League
schools to which she is applying
Unfortunately for Chelsea,
there is no official Young Demo­crats
club on campus. And we
guarantee that no children of Bob
Dole or Newt Gingrich go to this
college, so she will not have to
worry about walking near their
dorms at night.
If Chelsea does decide to come
here, Smith strongly recommends
that she major in politics and she
would be “happy to advise her.”
President Clinton has been criti­cized
because Chelsea now at­tends
a private school, instead of
one of the public ones that he
often defends. So, we must point
out to Chelsea and her parents
that St. Mary’s is a public col­lege.
In fact, it is a public honors
college, which makes it all the
more special.
The Office of Public Safety say
that they would not mind Chelsea
coming here either, but they note
that she must bring her own Se­cret
Service agents... the Night-hawks
can only do so much.
"I'd love to interview
her... I even like her
dad," -Rich Edgar,
Director of Admissions
Javabar will feature live music in addition to the fairly liberal blend of games.
Don't even bother going upstairs at the time of Javabar, there is nothing going on up
there.
A lecture will be given by Dr. Pamela Brubaker, a professor of ethics and gender
studies at Lutheran University, wittily etitled "Common Threads: Garment Workers
and Global Gender Justice." This event is sponsored by the Department of Philoso­phy
and Religious studies and will be held in Daugherty-Palmer Commons at 8:00
p.m.
On October 29, Dr. John Splaine, who is on the faculty of the
University of Maryland at College Park, will give a presentation
entitled "The 1996 Presidential Election: Is a Televised Democ­racy
an Oxymoron?" At 8:00 p.m. Dr. Splaine will use video
tions of various congressional hearings, presiden­tial
debates and speeches to show how camera
work can frame candidates. This will be held in
St. Mary's Hall. Don't attend for yourself,
attend for your country.
The women's soccer team will
play Bowie at 3:30 p.m. on the
athletic field.
SEAC is sponsoring a third party
forum in Upper Montgomery Hall
at 8:00 p.m. The state head of the
Green Pary Bob Auerbach will be
speaking, and refreshments will be
served.
(
The Hunchback o f Notre
Dame, film will be playing at
3:00 p.m.
The Gospel choir will be giv­ing
a concert at Zion United
Methodist Church at 11:00 a.m.