the so called history of me

because my cousin jay did this and i’m bored as shit, i’m doing it too. please forgive and jay? it’s all your fault.

01. Raised in:
Devon, PA

02. Planned baby:
no. in fact, my parents lied and told everyone they eloped in may when they actually were pregnant with me but didn’t get married until july. i was born in february and they said i was full term, but i was only 5 lbs 3 oz, so i just don’t know. none of it makes sense and it’s all shrouded in lies. fine start, eh?