RICH EISEN WAS STILL PROBABLY HORNY

Fourdifferentpeople had sent this in by the time I started my day. It’s not even worth covering but there is dick-all happening aside from UFC 100 tomorrow and the All-Star break approaching. Football–even when it’s just the frontman of NFL Network getting his Twitter account hacked–trumps all.

It looks like a hack and smells like a hack, and Eisen thanked everyone “for their concern” this morning, which I found to be an odd choice of words. Sure, everyone was relieved that he finally regained control of his account, in three-hours time in the middle of the night, no less. Plus Eisen already has a reputation for using new media to get down, whether it’s deserved or otherwise. Either way, it’s a safe bet that Warren Sapp is not the cuddling type we all thought he’d be.

Rich, this would never be a problem for you if you only knew Pauly’s mother.

By: BiggieLaing

07.10.2009 @ 12:23 PM

Wow, Pauly’s mom’s been taking a pounding this week.

In CFL news, Edmonton Eskimos rookie RB Arkee Whitlock dropped two passes in the endzone, fumbled once and had a pass hit him in the back that was picked and returned for 6. I assume he’s offed himself by now.

By: Pauly

07.10.2009 @ 12:32 PM

Wow, Pauly’s mom’s been taking a pounding this week.

Just like the other 51 weeks of the year.

By: The Sports Machine

07.10.2009 @ 3:08 PM

So am I Rich. So am I.

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