Humanity is going down in a burst of flames, so let's have a few laughs before our deterioration into a Mad Max-esque dystopian bin fire. Watch some funn videos and try put that panic attack off for a few hours. Enjoy!

Summer is rapidly approaching in Australia and you know what that means: a hell we cannot escape for three solid months. Here’s a few tips for getting through the tough, long, sweaty, smelly days of a Aussie summer. The Sunburnt Country, indeed.

Pick-up artists are all the rage now, since gelled-up sociopaths and sleazy meatheads have realised they could make a mint off the insecurity and/or misogyny of their fellow man. Here’s a quick little guide so you can spot any potential PUAs before they spot- and harass, and annoy- you.

Speeches, talks, pompous gasbaggery and wholly foolish tripe come to you once again this 2017! The Festivale returns with a whole host of speakers and media personalities with Big Opinions and Very Important Brain-Words.

The World Bonerkilling Company, in conjunction with the Hollywood Man-Hating Association, have joined forces recently to undertake a sweeping 'ruining' expedition of the favourite films of young men. Male film nerds were surveyed about their favourite films, with a special emphasis on movies for which they held childhood nostalgia and affection, and the results were taken to Bonerkiller HQ, where production started immediately. 'Operation Manbaby' is currently in motion. Here are some of its upcoming projects.

It's okay to take a break sometimes. You can't spend all day, every day, refreshing News Twitter or reading take after take after take on the world's latest Horrible Thing. It's, of course, important to be well-informed and in touch with the news of the world, but self-care is essential also. Feel free to take a break from the world's nastiness and allow yourself a few moments of joy, some small pleasures.

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Hey friend! We all get down sometimes, don’t we? Yeah, life is hard, hey? Not for me, really, but I imagine it is for some people! It sure does suck to get the blues, so here’s a few things I’ve learned from both my marketing degree and my time heading up iSelect’s national office (not bad for a man of twenty-six, hey?) that might help!

90s nostalgia is all over the place. You can’t move for reboots, reactivated series and the fond sentimentality of a generation of kids who grew up watching freakish anime, frustrating puzzle shows and bizarre cartoons. The Goosebumps books were a huge part of any young nerd’s life in the 1990s, and it seems strange that author RL Stine hasn’t decidedly to greedily capitalize on this new 90s longing and reboot the series to gear towards former Goosebumps tragics...

Mae West was brassy, bold and bawdy face of 1930s Hollywood. Her catchphrases and one-liners have become infamous; her sass has gone down in history. But, did you know, not all of her wisecracks and dirty zingers have made it to Well-Known Quote Guides and the annals of history...

In the face of an ongoing global health crisis, instances of heart attacks and associated disorders have sky-rocketed. Health experts and organizations are launching new, hard-hitting campaigns to raise awareness and target dangerous habits. One frightening new epidemic in particular has shocked the world.

As well as being a writer of searing wit and a boss dancer, did you know I am also Melbourne's inner-north's premier horoscope reader? It's true, ask my dog. Plus I also do seances, but only for your dead hopes and dreams (tish-boom). Here's your spiritual forecast for today, and may it lead you down the path of righteousness, or at least spare you some sort of crippling genital injury.

Imagine if Ricky Gervais had disappeared in 2008. Not that I wish harm on the guy, but we would have far greater memories to attach to him if he had gone out leaving us with The Office and Extras as his lasting legacy. Instead, Gervais is alive and well, rimming the Hollywood butthole and desperately trying to maintain a status of “cheeky rabble-rouser”.

Host: Welcome back to News Things. Cats have always been a friend of the human, with their occasional affection and internet fame. But the idea of the “Cat Lady” has long been a derogatory slur towards those women for whom one or two or twelve cats is never enough. But in 2016, that’s all about to change. Trixie Letterhead has this report.

Look, we’re all just trying to find some love in this world. It can be a daunting effort, putting yourself out there in the hopes of snagging a catch. Whether you’re in it to find someone you can share your life and Netflix password with, or just a casual rutting mate, it’s tough to cut through the dense jungle brush of online dating. But fear not! A former serial swiper am I, and help you I shall.

The Southern Hemisphere’s biggest open access festival takes over every nook and cranny in Adelaide with comedy, theatre, dance, circus, improv and more! It will be around again before we know it Read More

It takes the men seen in the photo close to four months to clean the 24,348 windows of the world’s tallest building, the 830-metre high Burj Khalifa in Dubai, and when they finish they start all over again. Read More

The nominees for the 2017 Grammy Awards are in! Not a huge amount of surprises, but a stellar list nonetheless. They will be announced on February 12th, 2017, hosted by The Late Show’s James Corden. Read More