Pussy-Eating Freaks

I tell him to fuck off, then we both laugh.
He’s married and I’m divorced, so I can be with different women (whenever I manage to find one who’ll have me which isn’t too very often I’ll admit).

When we talk on the phone he always wants to hear the details if I’ve been with a woman. I tell him he’s a freak because he just wants to beat off while I tell him about something he’s not free to do. He tells me to fuck off then we both laugh.

He says I have an unhealthy appetite, or an obsession with eating pussy, therefore I MUST be some kind of freak.
I tell him he wouldn’t think it was unhealthy if his wife let him do it more often and would wiggle her ass a little when he did, therefore he MUST be undersexed.