Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special, 8 p.m., ABC Po's got to keep the franchise going, so we get this holiday special to bridge the gap between the inevitable, never-ending sequels.

SERIES PREMIERE Who's Still Standing?, 8 p.m., NBC The guy from Cash Cab gets out of the car and asks people standing on trap doors a bunch of trivia questions. If they get 'em wrong, down they go. That's worth watching, right there.

A Chipmunk Christmas, 8:30 p.m., ABC The 1981 special for everyone who isn't mollified by endless playing of Christmastime is Here on the radio.

SEASON PREMIERE Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Ted Allen returns to host another season of this show, which is a combination of Top Chef andIron Chef, leading us to believe they should have just called it Top Iron Chef.

WEDNESDAY

A Home for the Holidays With Martina McBride, 8 p.m., CBS With Denise Richards on the bill, you'd think this was on the lower end of the country music-themed holiday specials, but no, because Martina commands the likes of Justin Bieber, Mary J. Blige and Gavin DeGraw, too.

SEASON FINALE Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, 9 p.m., Bravo It's time to pick a big winner. That's anyone who realizes compromising their artistic principles to churn out commodified imagery and deigning to consider it true creative output keeps them from being a true artist and quits the show.

Gaga by Gaultier, 9 p.m., CW Gaga chats with Jean Paul Gaultier about how cool she is. It's done in the true spirit of Christmas, natch.

SEASON FINALE American Horror Story, 10 p.m., FX It's the end of the road for the astonishing first season of this mind-bending series, which would really be able to help out The Walking Dead in the whole "having something happen every episode" department. Remember, no matter what happens, there are at least two more seasons coming.

SEASON PREMIERE The Real World, 10 p.m., MTV Apparently there are no more cities in the U.S., because this 26th season finds MTV headed back to San Diego. Well, La Jolla, actually. What, was West Palm Beach not willing to take anyone?

A Game of Honor, 10 p.m., Showtime A behind-the-scenes look at the Dec. 10 Army-Navy football game. Like it's some big tradition or something.

THURSDAY

SEASON FINALE The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox Find out which singer we'll all be forgetting about by Valentine's Day.

SEASON FINALE Project Accessory, 10 p.m., Lifetime Find out who made the best scrunchies, handbags and hats all season.

FRIDAY

Wait, Wait … Don't Tell Me!, 8 p.m., BBC America In case you missed the taping of the NPR show in Tampa a couple weeks back, here's a taped version featuring author Neil Gaiman, who is better than that comedian we got.

Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, 8 p.m., Comedy The bright spot of having a ventriloquist do a Christmas show is the knowledge his guests will never cancel on him.

Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation, 8:30 p.m., ABC The boys battle Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who covers Danville in a cloud of naughtiness. It's not as dirty as it sounds.

Holiday Heart, 10 p.m., BET Ving Rhames is a drag queen who saves Alfre Woodard and her daughter from an abusive boyfriend, only to have her turn to another abusive boyfriend, forcing him to all but adopt the kid. You had us at "Ving Rhames is a drag queen." It may be a tad on the dramatic side, however.