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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Well, no one bothered to tag me in this fun little game of "10 thingsabout me". You are all a bunch of haters. Except for Humpy- he trulyunderstands me. Here's my list anyway...

1. Did you know that I know where Osama is? Yep, I've known all along- Ijust looked at the return address on his campaign contributions!2. Did you know that I own a car company? (Yea! We all own a carcompany!)3. Did you know that my genitals have permanently shrunk? Extremely lowtestosterone is why I won't confront Hugo Chavez. Ahhh, Hugo. Nowthere's a guy a pair THIS BIG!4. Did you know that Humpy is my best friend?5. Did you know that Britt Hume once spit on me?6. Did you know that I buy my suits second hand, from a funeral home?7. Did you know that Katie Couric once grabbed my buttocks after aninterview?8. Did you know that I wish I had picked Sarah Palin as my running mate?9. Did you know I discovered Joe Biden after he had dug through mytrash, and he was licking an old Taco Bell wrapper?10. Did you know I once had sexual intercourse?