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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Skip the doctor, go to Yahoo! Answers!

Tonight I tried to find my kidneys because I noticed some pain in my back, but not really like any other back pain I have (which I have a lot). So, I Google'd where my kidneys were and after getting sexually harassed (a website told me to put my hands on my hips and feel up my body... which I did), I found Yahoo! Answers.

I'd like to find Answerer 1. I wonder if they answer every question they find on that site and answer it whether they know it or not.

"Do you think my boyfriend is cheating on me? He says he's not, but I'm not sure." "Don't know"

"What is the origin of the American flag?""Don't know"

"Who played Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars?" "Don't know"

Also, why do people go to Yahoo! Answers and not, say, a doctor? \

But then again, here I am, diagnosing myself with a kidney problem and finding out the truth via the internet. We're all dumb idiots.