Threesomes are FUN – Pros and cons of a threesome

Pros and cons of a threesome

Advantages

It can get really weird Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings There’s always a hand or mouth free when you need one Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13 You get to watch your best friends making love You get to get watched making love Simultaneously enjoying intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed You get strange looks when you all go out dancing You get really strange looks when you all go out comparison shopping for condoms Enough people to play gin rummy if things don’t work out You can safely check yourself for any homosexual tendencies without actually doing anything about it Calling out the wrong name during climax isn’t as much of a problem, the “wrong name” is probably the one on your left Three-person showers are fantastic Three-person naked belly laughs are even better Three-person kisses are best

Disadvantages

It can get really weird Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to pull off You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you’re in the bathroom; the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt Trying to find safe places to put your elbows You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember them Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when drawing on your notebooks Morning breath multiplied by 3 You might discover homosexual tendencies you didn’t suspect or want You might discover homosexual tendencies in one of your friends you didn’t suspect or want You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number of relationships The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking in on you triple Sorting clothes quickly when the significant other walks in assumes comical proportions Now there are two wet spots to avoid.