The wizarding world is an unpredictable place, and its resident poltergeists make sure it stays that way. Ageless, timeless, with an indelible love of schadenfreude, these wheeling forces of chaos are here to hex, enrage, and troll your characters. Why? It's all for the lulz.

HOW THIS WORKS:

In this shop, you will use either Peeves or Trollface McGee to threadbomb other people's ongoing threads.

Roll or choose one of the prompts from the list below and use it to write up a description for your threadbomb. The prompts are only meant as inspiration. You may adjust their details as needed (ex: have it affect both participants instead of one, have it affect everyone, change around different body parts, elaborate or subtract from it).

Threadbombs should typically last 1 post so that the other players aren't waiting around for the bomber to post again. However, you may post more if you can keep up with the pace of the thread.

All locations and times, including past threads, are open. However, if a thread is part of a plot/event and being actively GMed, please ask the GM first. Otherwise, there is no need to ask. Just bomb away! Remember, this site has an open thread policy as stated in the rules, so everything is fair game.

Roleplaying Notes:

Use the name Peeves for Hogwarts threadbombs and Trollface McGee for all other locations.

Trollface McGee and Peeves are capable of flight, passing through solid objects, invisibility, apparating anywhere inside its home much like a house elf, and can telekinetically affect objects.

Trollface McGee and Peeves have a semi-physical form, and spells have limited efficacy against it.

Trollface McGee and Peeves are more likely to feel respect for other troublemakers, though that won't stop it from pranking them.

THREADBOMB PROMPTS:

Your head (or another random body part) has been turned into a giant, talking tentacle.

Your bodies have been switched

Your heads have been switched

One character has suddenly turned into an exact copy of the other one

You've got that rumbling feeling of explosive diahrrea. Quick! Run to the bathroom!

You have been mushed together into Siamese twins

You are being pelted by an avalanche of ????????? items.

Your whole body has started to vibrate very pleasantly as if under the effects of an inViber potion.

Your clothes have been turned invisible.

You've been tied or somehow stuck to the other person.

Your clothes have been switched with the other person in the thread.

You've been slimed with some kind of substance.

You're literally on fire.

You've been drugged by a billywig sting. Or maybe some other drug.

Pop! You've been transfigured into an adorable baby seal or other animal.

You now wearing a giant pedobear (or other embarassing) costume and you can't seem to get it off.

Your wand is suddenly shaped like a giant dildo

A small collection of sex toys suddenly fall out of your clothes, making you look like a pervert. These are geminio'd toys and will disappear within an hour.

You and your thread partner are suddenly trapped in an ebublio jinx.

You've fallen and you can't get up! Literally! A jelly legs jinx has hit you.

You have been hit by stickfast hexes, and anything you're touching is now stuck to you.

You have been hit by a banana-vomiting hex. Every time you open your mouth, a firm, delicious banana falls out of it.

You have suddenly turned into an anthro-form of some kind of animal, possibly your animagus form.

Something near you explodes!

Trollface McGee has guessed the inner monologue written in the past few posts and has decided to repeat the gist of it in a loud, mocking voice for everyone to hear.