Player Hater's Ball - August Edition

Now as you can see, I have written about Keith Law in the past. And it's fair to say they were less than glowing reports. Generally, I listen to what he says then look at it from the exact opposite perspective:

Fuck Klaw. If he doesn't like it, then i like it even more..... RT @drunkjaysfans: @GloBlair Yeah, he thinks Jays got hosed. #jays #bluejays

Pussy RT @keithlaw: I hate home plate collisions. If I wanted to see one grown man try to knock another over, I'd watch football.

I was completely fine with leaving it at that. I really was, until last night I wrote this in response to one of his tweets to a fellow Jays fan:

DICK RT @keithlaw: I'm sorry, did I hurt your widdle feewings? RT @ChrisArnold33 would it kill you to tweet something nice about the #jays?

That seemed to anger Klaw. As you can see, I have called him worst things in the past.

On the turn of a
moment, Gemini can become cynical, biting, moody and quickly angered.
Inseparable as two sides of a coin, those born in this sign can be dazzling and
irresistible or inconstant and irrational.

His titles when he was with your Toronto Blue Jays included:

Consultant to Baseball Operations

Head of Scouting

Kinesiologist

Coach

Special Assistant to the General Manager

There are a lot of other people that have a "dislike" for Keith. The highlights:

Considering Klaw has a vote on who wins the major awards in baseball every year I think we can all take these honors a little less seriously in the future. The Baseball Writers Association of America denied him into the club once, only to admit him a year later. Think they regret that decision at all?

Conclusion:

After determining that Klaw is a Gemini, his behavior makes a little more sense. He actually has a split personality and cannot control himself. On one hand you have the extremely smart stat junkie that talked his way into the baseball industry and on the other you have the little bitch that sends silly e-mails and tweets.

I'll send it over to Silky Johnson for his insightful take on Klaw. Hit it Silk.

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