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Golf Tournament Offers Prize for Largest Buck Taken in 18 Holes

The City of LaCucaracha will be hosting what promises to be the most exciting golf tournament in decades at the Municipal Course, Dec 15. Fifteen years ago, the city passed an ordinance deeming the golf course a “no hunting zone,” after several near fatal incidents between golfers and hunters that resulted in the destruction of Mayor Meyer’s gas powered EZ Go golf cart.

During this time, the deer have learned to stay within the safe zone while procreating and multiplying their numbers. Attendance numbers at the municipal course have plummeted with the large herds and the non-stop procreation on the fairways.

“Golf used to be a family sport,” said Abigail Hamilton. “It’s like an orgy out there now! I don’t want to explain why those deer are wrestling to my 8th grader at 8:00 am on a Saturday.”