blakestyger

Better than Cheesy Whotsits, fruit corners or those ghastly little processed cheese snacks - pop some of these into Gideon's and Jocasta's lunchbox. They'll be the envy of all their mates who have to make shift with brown bread sandwiches and carrot sticks. [xx(]

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.

But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.

The lack of teeth is not as critical as it is in your case - don't judge others by your standards. And the store-bought teeth work just fine. As for hair, I don't swim in filthy, scummy pond water all day so what does it matter? That is why clothes, including hats, caps, etc., were invented.

Being civilized is so much better. To get your Doctorate, all you had to do was prove you could fell a tree exactly on the line marked by your instructor. For humans it takes much more.

And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side --

lol..I've spent a lot of time in Israel and you'd be surprised how much ' white meat ' is eaten there......

I love Pork Scratchings too...and I luff scratching Pork also ...although, the piggys think I am interfering with them.. (dread the thought..I'm a multi-ewe sheepy...swines are not my bag !!)....All I wanna do is learn to forage truffles !!.....though, I think we should all call for 'Scratch a Pig day'....pigs don't mind...they have lots of itches !!

Hmmmm...I'm surprised jamie Oliver doesn't get on the bandwagon...hailing the health benefits of porky scratchies !!

I was out walking the other day and saw a lonely pig in a fenched off corner of a field. I went over to the fence and gave its back a good old scritch. The piggy wig enjoyed it so much it lay down and let me scritch its tummy. I must admit it put me off eating pork for about 3 days.

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