Can you dodge the police drones long enough to see gay magic be legalized?
Arrow keys move your witch. The drones will appear from off screen and try to crash into you. You have to try to draw them into hitting each other instead. For every 50 pts you get an extra heart. For every 100 pts you get an extra life. The police can only send so many drones at a time, so eventually they will run out and you can move onto the next level.

Z/X have no function other than continuing through the intro, level up, victory, and game over screens.

I've never heard of "Robots." Can you tell me more about it? It's really hard to Google with that name.

Sorry it's too easy. All my friends who tested the game for me reported that it's too hard. I just got finished making an update to make it even easier lol. It's hard to get the difficulty right when some people are playing it on a PC with a gamepad and others are playing in browser on their smartphone. Maybe my next update should be a difficulty picker on the title screen.