According to Wikipedia, the average daily high temperature on Mars during January is 19 degrees F. We have daily high temperatures lower than that in January all the time. It's the average daily LOW temperature on Mars that's the killer (-116 degree F). I hope CNN isn't predicting that.

There must be some cranky Del Boca Vista residents. When I worked in a supermarket as a teenager, we had the A/C set to 70 in the summertime. The old folks were constantly complaining about how "cold" it was.