.......................THE 19 WAYS TO BE A WOMAN

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>;1. ****
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>;2. When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "no"
>;then get pissed off when you are believed.
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>;3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing
>;and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect
>;him to stop this behavior.
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>;4. Always take an hour [Catherine McKenzie] (or 3) longer than
promised
to prepare
>;for the evening.
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>;5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant
>;terms so you can have something to be pissed about when
>;your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, ie You
>;say "It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to
>;visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend." when you
>;mean "It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me
this
>;weekend whether or not it is possible!"
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>;6. Whine
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>;7. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from
>;your almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is
>;trying to sleep it's because he is lazy.
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>;8. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well
>;as a past boyfriend.
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>;9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
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>;10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
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>;11. Complain
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>;12. Hate any bar he likes.
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>;13. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when
>;paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc.
>;these are required gifts proving his love.
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>;14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about
>;your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress of your
>;life (also, see number 7).
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>;15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at
>;your boyfriend must be labeled a **** and your network of
>;friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as
>;possible.
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>;16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing
>;anything other than catering to your needs.
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>;17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2.
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>;18. Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is
>;given.
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>;19. Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group of
>;friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at
>;every gathering for the next month just to rub it in.

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a friend emailed me something like this bot it was about men I just couldn't open my frickin' account right now (f*cked up password) so I can't post it in this thread but I will in the future to amuse you guys