ZIVA: That’s ARES? TONY: According to McGeek – Ziva, watch the road! (SFX: CAR HORN HONKS B.G.) ZIVA: I have great peripheral vision. TONY: My sphincter doesn’t. ZIVA: Well, at least we won’t have trouble finding it. TONY: Really? ZIVA: Tony, it’s the size of an ATM. TONY: Well this is the controller console, and this … ZIVA: Your mystery woman! TONY: Watch the road! ZIVA: Oh, yes it is, isn’t it?! TONY: No, this is no one! It’s McGee’s idea of a prank. This is the pirated part of ARES we have to find. ZIVA: Twenty million for that? TONY: Well, size doesn’t mat – forget I even stupidly started to say that.

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ZIVA: Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate’s copy of ARES? TONY: Pirated copy. ZIVA: That’s what I said. TONY: No, you said pirate’s copy. A pirate is a person like Captain Jack Sparrow. A pirated copy-- ZIVA: Who is Jack Sparrow? TONY: Johnny Depp. ZIVA: He’s a pirate? TONY: No, he’s an actor. ZIVA: Oh. TONY: How did we get here? ZIVA: I drove. (DOOR OPENS)

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(SFX: DOOR CREAKS OPEN) ZIVA: This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack. TONY: Needle in a haystack. ZIVA: I like my description better.