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One mustn't forget that roles which require talking are off the list for pokemon if they want to work for humans. In a Mysterious Dungeon world, this is a different story, but if people are still around, pokemon can't take any jobs which require them to speak the same language.

But on that note, meowth of Team Rocket, could start his own "Talk Like a Man" program.

Actually, I could see Team Rocket and Team Twerp starting their own prank show-esque production in which they help unskilled pokemon by staging a capture by Team Rocket, which the pokemon would have to overcome their weaknesses in order to rescue themselves or their trainer. I mean, that's pretty much how any of Ash's pokemon and multiple others have found their strength.

But on to pokemon themselves, I'm sure gastly could work at a gas chamber. And lotad and lombre could be butlers, with their own dish. Loudred'd be a buglar, lol. Everyone'd hate him.

Olympic competitors, however, I don't see happening. Pokemon's superior strengths compared to humans would give them unfair advantage. If being required to have mechanical legs because you don't have real ones counts as cheap, then so does being a genetically superior element-controlling animal.

No.No.No...Gira gets the Underworld, Shaymin is tricked into being his queen, Houndoom equals gaurd dog, and Rotom's On the Boat. *shot*

You guys already took all of the good ones.
Castform could be a Meteorologist.
Heatran could be a blacksmith.
Smeargle could be a painter.
Rotom could be a serial killer.
And Cresselia is a deranged Twilight fangirl.

No.No.No...Gira gets the Underworld, Shaymin is tricked into being his queen, Houndoom equals gaurd dog, and Rotom's On the Boat. *shot*

You guys already took all of the good ones.
Castform could be a Meteorologist.
Heatran could be a blacksmith.
Smeargle could be a painter.
Rotom could be a serial killer.
And Cresselia is a deranged Twilight fangirl.

No, Giratina is in his OWN world. Where millions of hot Girlatinas live.

I see loppuny as a top-model or the other thing. you know what I´m referring to.
Darkrai fits in the grim reaper work or either the boogeyman:
Kid: I hate carrots!
Mom: Eat them or darkrai will come for you!!! *inserts evil scientist laugh*

Originally Posted by Treeconator11

This just sent weird images through my brain.

Slalamences, Skarmory, and Ho-oh all lifting a nuke, and a Pikachu's like "Set them up the bomb, and they drop it, and BOOM goes Hoenn.

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Sigh ... you guys to check ALL of the pokemon's dex entries if you could please I beg you guys . You missed a ton. I may as well help all of you out. Unless are you guys just region locked to one due to ignorance of other generations.