Happy Birthday!
I have a great song and you get to use your imagination as well

It's your birthday (slam hand on the table with feeling!)
Happy birthday (slam hand on the table with feeling!)
Gloom and sadness fill the air, people dying everywhere
but it's your birthday (slam hand on the table, don't hurt yourself now)
Happy birthday! (slam hand on the table, last time with feeling)

We learned this from the Franciscans we've been working with over the years...