Knock knock! Who’s there? Wand! Wand who? I’ve totally got another vibrating wand to review! Okay, so maybe I’m not all that great at jokes, but I will tell you what I am great at… reviewing vibrating wands. I love these things. I have enough vibrating wands that I could dive in and swim around...

The Iroha Mini is a teeny tiny palm of your hand sized vibrator. At just 2.5 inches tall and 2.25 inches wide the Iroha Mini is an itty bitty treat. It’s two-toned colorful tear drop shape sort of reminds me of a piece of candy. Under that candy coated shell I kind of expect to...

I’m having a hard time believing that we are already a week into February! I had totally meant this giveaway to be a celebration of it being the first day of February… now it is a celebration of it being the sixth day of February! Just roll with it, okay? February’s awesome giveaway has been...

Whether Valentine’s Day is your thing or not, you can’t deny that it is a great time to snag an awesome deal on sex toys! I have collected some of the greatest Valentine’s Day sex toy sales and deals from some of my favorite manufacturers and retailers! As we get closer to February 14th more sales...

Are you ready to spice things up? The folks at Emojibator are at it again, this time taking the Chili Pepper straight from your text messages and into your hands (or into your vag?). Actually, I didn’t even realize the chili pepper was an emoji until I did a quick scroll through all the emojis...

The Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo review was written as a guest review for The Brunette Reviews, what follows is an excerpt from that review! Doesn’t it feel like most of the toys that are currently available for penis masturbation are all pretty much the same? Sure, you have some stand-out products/manufacturers (like Tenga, for...

Okay, so I like butt plugs. I’m not ashamed to say it. I like the way it feels to have something all up in my butthole while I’m having sex. But, I am also kind of picky. It has to feel just right, my anus is the Goldilocks of anal toys. At this point in...

Oh look, I managed to make exactly one post before I just had to review another wand, this seems pretty good for me! Let’s just call today Wand Wednesday and get right down to it, shall we? Wand Wednesday… I like that. I also like Wand Thursday, Wand Friday, Wand Saturday… Everyday is a good day...

I’m almost positive that every sex toy review you read for the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is going to begin with “It looks like Birdo, from the Mario Brothers’ franchise.” Because, you know, it does. It really does look like you are masturbating with Birdo, which gives the old school gamer in me some very sick...

Okay, I know the number of wands I’ve reviewed in the last few weeks is bordering on ridiculous, but I can’t help myself. If you were to tell me I was going to be trapped on a deserted island for the rest of my life and I could only take one sex toy, I would choose Chris...