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Sure. I've always dreamt of a life that resembled Cats the musical, except without the cats and the singing. If Cats was about dogs who don't sing I think it would've been better and perhaps even more famous and beloved. But that's just my opinion.

This one time I was taking I taking a dump right. Well, this cat was hiding inside of the shower curtain (I had no idea since I've never seen a cat hide in a bathtub -_-). Now while I'm in the process of dropping a log in the toilet the cat just POPPED OUT OF THE DAMN BATHTUB WITH A LOUD MEOW!!! -_-

Which caused me to get scared shitless literally since I splattered pop all over the toilet + a little bit of the wall and the floor ALL THANKS TO THAT CAT (I had diarrhea so you know the struggle was real trying to clean that crap up)

This is what pissed me off + made me want to throw that cat in that toilet full of poop (I should have)

The cat just looked at me + scratched the door and meowed without a care in the world. Ya know so she could leave -_- LIKE WTF!!! WHERE YOU DOING THERE INT HE FIRST PLACE ____?

Regardless of the title I'm still not interested in seeing an underage, board body Asian girl in her skivvies but hopefully someone in your age group will be impressed by your red, frilly underwear that you buy yourself with the gift card I stole.