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When my oldest was 5yrs old I took him and his baby brother to the beach. When we were walking back to the car we saw a man and a lady sunbathing. (The man was wearing a thong.) My then 5 yr old pointed and hollered at the top of his lungs, "Mommy that man needs to put some clothes on!"

I of course turned beet red, the girl that was with the man started laughing uncontrollably and I quickly got us to the car as fast as we could. Oh the things our children say!

My 3 yr old daughter an I were at walmart the other day staning in line to check out. there was a couple in front of us well they apparently didnt know we were there an the guy farted an my daughter said momm he farted an said ewww u need to go potty. OLO i was lke OMG an he an his wife started laughing

We have been talking about Christmas and Santa a lot at our house. Last night at the dinner table, my 2 year old daughter announced that she was planning to grow a white beard for Christmas! I almost fell out of my chair laughing! Can you just picture that?!

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