Dr. Cox and his sister butt heads over her religious faith. Turk and Carla continue trying to make a baby and Turk takes an unusual approach. When Janitor asks J.D. to help him move, J.D. decides to make an attempt to be friends.

Elliot: You can talk to me if you want.Turk: Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex. I don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. Penises shwing something.Elliot: Shwing shwung, peepers or peep.Turk: Right and vagina is?Elliot: Disgusting, but also bajingo or hoohoo.