Something must be done , cause some people (including me) can't live with it! I am having lots of fun being premium member on this site, but hey, i can not accept some things like having bullshit dice for a long period.Why the hell they cant make a dice program close to the real dices...?

I don't think the dice have been doing that lately. At one point we had a problem with them trying to reproduce, but we removed all of their fluids. No fluids, no dice babies.Now if they are trying this with humans then fill out an e-ticket and we will talk to the dice.

I know what the "dice" really are. They are foreign sweatshop workers who are paid sweet feck all per hour by cc to randomly type numbers in all day. The periods of bad dice are when they are in an extra bad mood about the pay conditions. Probably typing "2323232323232"

kentington wrote:I don't think the dice have been doing that lately. At one point we had a problem with them trying to reproduce, but we removed all of their fluids. No fluids, no dice babies.Now if they are trying this with humans then fill out an e-ticket and we will talk to the dice.

The best way to guarantee good dice, in my experience anyway, is the consumption of HEAVY amounts of bleach before each turn. Then, when your opponent is motionless, you can pretty much do whatever you want.

*NOTE: Do NOT drink the bleach yourself, no matter how much your marriage resembles a Stalin Era Siberian gulag. Actually...scratch that. It may be the best option.

Maybe the ONLY option.

1 YEAR

++I'm not accepting any game invites for a little while. Going to let my current slate of games run down, then take about a month off.++