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They are also underexposed to these games, and haven't built up a resistance to the addictive qualities of these kinds of games. They want to play with me every single day that they can.

I may finance an all-Chinese-girl squad of Magic: the Gathering players to take the pro tour sometime if this keeps up.

They also haven't got that conditioned revulsion that comes from being exposed to people who play these games regularly.

Man though now I'm just missing Game Nights at my friend's family store... It's really awesome and weird to play the beta version of a board game. Especially when a giant angry man is occasionally delivering sermons on the sorry state of the industry at the same time.

Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!

Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!

What the hell am I supposed to think of students who take down, word for word, everything the professor says on day one, when he's describing what a number line is.

It's the first 20 minutes of class, and this guy only just now as I type this has introduced the idea of what the Y axis is. Before this he was talking about what a number "means." And yet this girl already has over a half page of notes.

I mean, this guy has really said nothing. But, then again... she'll probably get better grades than me.

What the hell am I supposed to think of students who take down, word for word, everything the professor says on day one, when he's describing what a number line is.

It's the first 20 minutes of class, and this guy only just now as I type this has introduced the idea of what the Y axis is. Before this he was talking about what a number "means." And yet this girl already has over a half page of notes.

I mean, this guy has really said nothing. But, then again... she'll probably get better grades than me.

What the hell am I supposed to think of students who take down, word for word, everything the professor says on day one, when he's describing what a number line is.

It's the first 20 minutes of class, and this guy only just now as I type this has introduced the idea of what the Y axis is. Before this he was talking about what a number "means." And yet this girl already has over a half page of notes.

I mean, this guy has really said nothing. But, then again... she'll probably get better grades than me.

What the hell am I supposed to think of students who take down, word for word, everything the professor says on day one, when he's describing what a number line is.

It's the first 20 minutes of class, and this guy only just now as I type this has introduced the idea of what the Y axis is. Before this he was talking about what a number "means." And yet this girl already has over a half page of notes.

I mean, this guy has really said nothing. But, then again... she'll probably get better grades than me.