Come What May is a pro-life debate-team movie starring the Christian Rachel Bilson and Tooly McDouchenstein, set at Patrick Henry College, a real-life school and “the first college in the United States founded specifically for Christian home-schooled students” (accredited in 2007!). It’s a school that doesn’t appear to admit minorities, though this guy with the Hitler mustache does look suspiciously swarthy.

The plot deals with two debate teammates who fall in love while planning a huge debate over the issue of parental notification. The best exchange comes at the 0:24 mark, between Tooly’s mom and C. Rachel Bilson:

TOOLY’S MOM: “This is about a girl not having to tell her parents. It has nothing to do with killing babies.”
C.RACHEL BILSON: “You’re wrong. The baby died.”

Is it wrong that I get totally turned on when she says that? Anyway, movie looks good, but the title is vague and sorta boring. I would’ve gone with Where Dreams May Come*.

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To prepare for her role as a home-schooled Christian student, Rachel Bilson had a self-imposed vapour-huffing-lobotomy.

05.08.09 at 11:22 am

RoboPanda

Can we build a moat around this college? You know, to, um, keep the gays out. Yeah. That’s what the moat’s for.

05.08.09 at 11:23 am

Fek'lhr

Can we nuke this college and just tell them, “It’s the Rapture! Embrace it!”

05.08.09 at 11:23 am

Stone Soup

Alternate title: No More Wire Hangers!

05.08.09 at 11:24 am

giantcowofdoom

I’m waiting with bated breath for this comment section to devolve into a list of dead baby jokes.

05.08.09 at 11:24 am

JHC

Not to be confused with the Neil Patrick Harris School for Proctology.

05.08.09 at 11:24 am

Burnsy

This girl is nothing like Rachel Bilson. At least until I BTK her.

05.08.09 at 11:25 am

FistfulOAwesome

I’d totally BTK CRB.

05.08.09 at 11:27 am

RoboPanda

Seriously though, I went to a born-again christian high school, and this is pretty much how every argument goes. Whoever pulls the dead baby card first “wins”. In a pinch a won’t-somebody-think-of-the-children card will do, especially if you simultaneously can equate gay consenting adults having sex with child rape and animal rape.

the first college in the United States founded specifically for Christian home-schooled students

Freshman year must be a bitch, especially the breast milk withdrawal.

05.08.09 at 11:31 am

RoboPanda

This trailer makes me want to stab babies.

05.08.09 at 11:32 am

JHC

If chicks were more open to anal, none of this would be an issue. Prudes.

05.08.09 at 11:35 am

JHC

Most born again Christians I know can drink me under the table and swear like a drunken sailor. It’s okay though. So long as they keep putting money in the offering, it’s all good in the eyes of Jesus.

05.08.09 at 11:37 am

Fek'lhr

Sometimes He is glad He cannot view these vids at work.

05.08.09 at 11:37 am

Actionjohnny

The winner gets to be the master debater and the loser gets master debated while screaming, “oh god…oh god”!!

05.08.09 at 11:41 am

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

Roe vs Whoa…dude thats not cool.

05.08.09 at 11:46 am

Fek'lhr

Dor sho gha! Here ar ethe transcripts from the mock debate help in preparation of the real one!

Why is it that you can tell just by looking at the pictures that Bilson is spouting off emotionally biased, ignorant arguments?

05.08.09 at 11:58 am

Donkey Hodey

Hazing at the home-schooled fraternity involves being forced to hang out in social settings with normal people.

05.08.09 at 11:59 am

Juan

Not only did the baby die, then a dingo ate it! A DEMONIC dingo!

05.08.09 at 12:03 pm

TengoDooter

Personally I would much rather die at the hands of a qualified physician after enjoying even a brief life in utero than to never grow beyond a single cell and die a slow painful death by dehydration on an old sock.