"Rudeness is part of driving well on the freeway," says Bill Shatner, educating his daughter Lisabeth on the art of driving Shatneresque. Don't miss the "Hans" joke regarding the building of his Volkswagen. All this, as if we needed another reason to join the Bill Shatner Fan Club and Stratego Players' Association of Greater Milwaukee. [Thanks to Mick for the tip.] – Mike Spinelli