Ooh, it tingles…

I cannot imagine anyone rolling a Boomkin could possibly fail to be intrigued by the notion of tanking in beasty-bird form. The name sells itself: Panzerkin.

It was a roller-coaster of emotions for me the day I stumbled upon ancient chatter about this now extinct hybrid monstrosity. An idle shuffling through wowwiki and there it was in all its glory, the most splendidly absurd concept: A Tanking Moonkin. Then I scrolled down the page. There was nowhere to scroll. There was nearly no information, and the few existing links were old or useless. Okay, roller-coaster is a weak amusement park analogy; it was more of a Drop Tower. I shot up, and I was dropped off a cliff. Panzerkin was not going to be my new way to do it wrong.

They always take my loot. Especially the agility weapons that I use to build my super secret hybrid tanking spec (thank Elune no one can see it). I need a few points of dodge from the agility, and I build threat with Moonfire. It’s fresh.