1 Terry: There they are.2 Steve: No, no! The best way to deal with stroppy ones...3 Steve: Oh, hi Terry!3 Terry: What are you doing?4 Steve: Tradin' tips. 'e's havin' a bit of trouble dealin' with all these science fiction and fantasy fans who want his autograph.

He's meant to be an unspeakable horror, mere sight of which is enough to drive strong men insane. Yet there is a distinct fan culture
devoted to Cthulhu. If Cthulhu really existed, and was precisely as described in Lovecraft's literature, there would be fans wanting to meet him.