Also, as I discovered this morning, ends up in the digestive system of my cat, which causes him to scooch his butt across the carpet because it's dangling out like an ornament. I had to carefully pull the hair out; thankfully it was just a couple inches longer 😫

It's sentient and seeking out a warm place to hide and birth a new generation.

(For real, though, long hair is prone to breaking off or shedding and clinging to absolutely everything. If you share a shower it can happen that way, or washing laundry together if she's got a few stray hairs stuck to something.)

It happens in the shower. You have a stray hair of hers on you, probably caught in your own hair, and when you shower it gets washed into the centre of your spine and down into your butt crack. Women get a bunches of hair in their butt crack when they wash their hair.

Laundry. Someone pulled a 16 inch long hair out of the French silk pie at Christmas. I know it didn’t fall out my head. But it might have come from the dish cloths I use. Now i carefully pick my hair out of the microfiber towels which are hair traps before I put them away and use paper towels if I’m cooking for groups.

its part of a highly secret and ancient womanly witchcraft ceremony. No man has ever seen it performed and the purpose is still entirely unknown to us. But the result is certainly extremely successful.

It just does. You would think I have a sheddy pet, and if you get to know me, if you so much as stare at me from 2 meters away, my hair will find its way into everything you've ever loved. Including your buttcrack, your girlfriend and your exes. No exceptions. Everything must be claimed as my territory.

My best friend and I lived together for two years and one day he reached down with a pained look on his face and pulls out one of my hairs from his butt crack and goes “mind telling me what this is doing here?” We lost it

Yes it's over $200 but it will last a lifetime if kept well. I've had mine for about 10 years now and it looks just as good as the one I got my husband a year ago. My mother's is almost 40 years old and still looks good, just a little faded.

Daily brushing (not just styling)with a very good hairbrush will catch all of those strays and remove them without damaging the hair. It used to be much more common to do 100 strokes with the hairbrush before going to bed; it stimulates the scalp as well as removing the hair you're shedding naturally. If you're a shedder, get a proper brush.

Could be worse. Years back, my (female) gay (male) best friend spent one night at my house ON THE COUCH and woke up with a 14" strand of my hair wrapped around his balls, painfully strangling them. This was about 20 years ago and he still talks about it. Not sure what freaked him out more, the pain or the lady hair. He is admittedly a weirdo (though I love him hes my weirdo.)

Do you wash your laundry in the same load? Actually it doesn’t matter too much. If any of her hairs are still in the washer when you do your laundry, they get stuck in your clothes, more so the breathable clothes catch the most hairs. Undies are made to be breathable. That’s how the hairs are stuck in your butt crack.

Could be in the shower. Hair that is attached to your body after laying in the bed, then getting in the shower. The water drags the hair down your body until is has a somewhere to stop and cling onto. Of course before being discovered.

Probably from doing your laundry together. All the hair on her clothes gets mixed and distributed through all the laundry, including towels and underwear.

When my husband and I first started hooking up his ex would still hang out at his house, uninvited, under the guise of still being a friend. Once she saw one of my vibrant pink hairs caught in one of the buttons on the couch though she got pissed and never showed up again.

You shower. You walk across carpet/tile that has her hair on it. Her hair that is on the floor sticks to your foot. You put on briefs, it falls into briefs. I kept finding hair on my twig/berries when I went to the restroom later in the day. I was so bamboozled. Then one day I confronted her lol. We talked about it and realized how it was happening.

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