December 16th 1998
No. 86

spigot: JULIE ANDREWS MAY NEVER SING AGAIN!?????????!
deuce: SELF IMMOLATION I PRESUME
pants: TOILETS
spigot: SHE CAN STAR WITH CHRISTOPHER REEVE IN "THE WOMAN WHO CHOKED DOWN THE DICK OF A GUY WHO PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT"
deuce: MY MOUTH IS TOILET COMPLIANT