The Unbreakables

Holding my tongue and smiling into the phone, I have my doubts. Shannon’s excitement grows as she shares yet another dripping wet detail about a friend whose marriage is breaking apart piece by piece.

“He’s been hiring call girls when he travels. This has been going on for four years! And to think how indignant he acted when she admitted to her extramarital affairs.”

“What a little shit,” I agree. “It figures, though.” A towering 5’ 4” and pudgy, Grant doesn’t really strike me as the kind of guy who can get random pussy without paying for it. This is dramatically contrasted with his soon-to-be-ex-wife who has transformed herself into a stunner. I’m not really sure which came first—fucking the stay at home dad or her newfound beauty—but this has all happened over the last year as Averill’s gorgeousness and her husband’s putziness have become more and more mismatched.

So, while I’m not terribly surprised to hear Grant has filed for a divorce, I am disappointed. It wasn’t all that long ago that Grant and Averill used to be a fun loving, super happy couple. Or, at least they appeared that way.