“It would seem as though nobody wants to be my girl. How can I make them—oh, I’ve got it. Save the orphans…? Any takers now? All I want is some head with some vagina on the side…maybe I should let them know so they’re aware of my motivation here. But do I want vagina as the main dish, or as the side? It’s a bit more expensive as the main dish, and would any girl be willing to serve me TWO main dishes? That’s just insane! I guess I’ll start with it as the side dish and go from there.”

I wud todally be wid u Jillz! U readdy fo a gurl that ain’t shit? Well here i is baby! I tell you y i want u, you is readdy fo sumthin mo serius, u gots yoself a blackburry, and you is readdy to commits to da orphins. I gots 3 kids dat needs a daddy, ain’t got no phone, and i would love me to git married!
Calllll me babbeeeeeee!!!!!

Due to my mother’s penchant for booze and LSD, I was born with 8 huge penises. Very few people have been accepting of my affliction. But based on your triple wangular philosophy, I think we might just have a future together. Please contact me on AFF. My name is Ochocock.