An Italian man was in court trying to get a divorce. The judge asks him, "Mr. Maroni, what are your grounds?" Maroni replies,"I-a no understand." "Do you have any grounds?" "Yes I have-a grounds. I have-a ten acres of a grounds." "No, you misunderstand. What I mean is, what are your reasons for wanting a divorce? Does your wife run around?" "Yes. She run around the ten acres of a-grounds." The judge sighs and thinks of another question then he asks, "Mr. Maroni, is your wife a nagger?" "No, my wife is no a-nagger but the baby is which is-a why I want-a this divorce."