How do I describe this blog?
A line from "Old School" with a minor tweak.
"My friends, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my blog as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."

Monday, March 13, 2006

Greeting Cards Gone Wild

Here are a few greeting cards that you probably won't be reading in the stores anytime soon. And sorry about the delay between posts but I was out of town for a wedding and I am nursing a world-class hangover. I just love getting older.

My tire was thumping.I thought it was flatWhen I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat.Sorry!

Violets are blueRoses are redI can’t believe your sonLikes to give head

I don't mean to be mean,But yo mama needs Listerine,Not a sip,Not a swallow,But the whole damn bottle.

Looking back over the years that we've been together,I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"Congratulations on your wedding day!Too bad no one likes your husband.

The second one is so funny.. It reminds me of my friends brother. When he finally decided to come out to his brother (my friend) he called and told him "Yeah, I like big fat cock in my mouth!" My friend just about died! It was hilarious...

I've always hated having to tell people they have a cute baby, when clearly the child is, for lack of a better word, a brown bagger. I have a friend that has the ugliest kid I have ever seen. Everytime she shows me pictures I just cringe. What really shocks me is how attractive the two of them are. Hopefully the poor kid will grow out of this "chew toy" look.