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The pixel model armor didn’t sell very well, mostly because those who once enjoyed being smooth with round edges suddenly became total squares when they donned the pixel suit, and they could no longer get anyone to dance with them.

The designers were trying to create a stylish suit of armor that also gave a nod to classic video games, but when even the doctor started laughing at the look of their pixel armor they knew it was time to exterminate those square suits!