I dont know how many of you are around where the old Scooterville building is but as I drove by today I noticed they started demo on the whole thing... I assume this is to add ever-more parking on the U campus.

+7 years: athletic director says the facility is too antiquated to retain a good coach and that's why the goophs are horrible.

+10 years: the university asks the legislature for a new stadium because they can't generate revenue with the ancient luxury boxes.

+15 years: The goophers plan to move to Witchita where a neo-nazi philanthropist from Reno, NV builds them a new stadium under the condition that they change the Shockers logo to a stylizes SS symbol. The offer is accepted.

+16 years: After success in the scooter business, Bob buys the Denny Hecker empire and buys the stadium to hold monster truck rallies in and to store scooters in the basement (though the Christians and Lions union sues for ownership of the basement by reasoning adverse possession).