While the folks at TMZ are interviewing "multiple people in the bayonet industry" — a crowd into which we just realized we don't run very often at the bar — there are, of course, actual bayonets out there we find cool. In a vintage men's-wear way. In a Style Blog, found objects, eBay addiction-sating way — and not in a politically on-topic way at all. Because when it comes down to it, a bayonet is a better piece of military wear than a pair of designer camo cargo pants could ever be.