ok i gotta put this in here... jeffalaska... the wife wants to know how long it took you to train the deer to write your name in the snow, this was after she asked if you accually did it yourself, then she seen the deer prints.. i couldnt think of a smartas* comment to reply before she jumped into the showers for work, so....... also she wants to know when she should be expecting her pet fox from you to be sent? hey Dr. John.. what i wanna know from you is, you said your wife was a little person too, (5'2 i believe you said, this one is 5'3) is why is it the little ones are such a dang handfull??

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