Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/theinfosphere/extensions/Poem/Poem.php on line 56Transcript:Future Stock - The Infosphere, the Futurama Wiki

[Cut to: Lodgatorium Comfort Dome Inn: Ballroom A. Hermes hosts the meeting of stockholders. Present are the Planet Express staff and Hattie. Amy, Hermes, Leela, Bender and Hattie sit in the front row on the right with Fry and Zoidberg a few rows back and Scruffy sits with his feet up on the left.]

Farnsworth: Oh, God, I'm dead! Well, no matter. [He takes some cards out of his coat and walks under the spotlight to the lectern.][reading] Thank you all for coming. I don't recognise any of you, nor can I recall why I am here. Now, without further ado, a film highlighting Planet Express Inc.'s latest fiscal year.

[The stockholders applaud and a film comes on showing the Planet Express ship flying over water with a sunset behind.]

Narrator: [voice-over; in movie] Planet Express is on the move. For this hip, young delivery company, tomorrow is today and today is yesterday. You heard me. [The ship zooms off and the scene cuts to Fry handing a package to Kug.] It was a year of soaring profits and significant one-time losses.

[The ship takes off from Amazonia and immediately crashes.]

Fry: [whispering] Psst! Watching myself work is making me hungry. Help me find some food somewhere.

Zoidberg: I'll not only help you find it, I'll help you do more to it!

Hermes: Was a substantial loss for the company. [A pie chart appears on the screen showing a large green slice and a small blue slice.] The blue slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages, while the green slice represents an $8 bank error in our favour.

Leela: This toads the wet sprocket. What about out thousands of shares of stock?

Joe: When I was frozen, giant carrots ruled the Earth, but now they don't. It takes some getting used to.

[He sits down and the group applauds. Fry has sat down with a plate of food. Another man stands up.]

Steve Castle: Back in the 1980's, I was the toast of Wall Street. I was having whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken. But then, I was diagnosed with terminal boneitis.

Fry: Boneitis? Pft! That's a funny name for a horrible disease.

Steve Castle: There was no cure at the time. One drug company was close but I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mil. [He laughs and coughs. The group applauds.] Naturally I froze myself until a cure was found. Now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top, 80's style!

[He sits down next to Fry.]

Caveman: As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I face different challenges. [crying] The hardest thing was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum.

[The group murmurs.]

Fry: [whispering] Hey, buddy, I'm from the same time as you. Remember that song, Safety Dance?

Steve Castle: Sure do! We can dance!

[He hums Safety Dance and they both laugh.]

Fry: Y'know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

Steve Castle: I tell you: Two go-go 80's Reagan-auts like us, we could rule this world!

Fry: No question!

Steve Castle: If only someone would give us a shot.

Fry: They're scared of our raw power. Oh, but if you want a job, I could beg everyone at the company where I work.

Hattie: I move that we vote on a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep. And also that make cat smells good and is pretty.

Scruffy: Second.

Hermes: Very well. I nominate the Professor.

Amy: Second.

Leela: Second.

Bender: Second.

Farnsworth: I'm your man.

Leela: I vote my 10,000 shares for the Professor.

Hermes: Yeah, the Professor!

Farnsworth: Me!

[Hermes writes 50,000 on a chart for Farnsworth.]

Fry: I nominate That Guy. Not just because he has a suit but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie. [Everyone mutters. Fry pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his jacket.] My shares still count if they went through the washing machine, right?

[Hermes starts a new chart for That Guy next to Farnsworth's and write 10,000 under his name.]

Hermes: Well, if I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number, I'd say that--

Scruffy: Now hold on there. Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares for the mysterious stranger.

Leela: 40,000? How come you have four-times as much stock as the rest of us?

Scruffy: Scruffy believes in this company.

[He sniffs and wipes away a tear. Hermes changes That Guy's total to 50,000.]

Hermes: Then we have a tie. And in the event of a tie, the Professor, as the current CEO remains--

Hattie: I demand the floor. I may only have one share but I get to vote same as anyone. And I'm voting against the cat-hater. [She pulls a cat out of her handbag.] Isn't that right, kitty? [The cat meows.] Hey! You ate my change!

[She shakes the cat and the money inside it jingles. Hermes changes That Guy's total to 50,001.]

Hermes: Then it's settled. The new chief executive officer of Planet Express corporation is That Guy.

[Steve Castle hums Safety Dance.]

[Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room.]

Hermes: Please welcome our new chief executive officer, That Guy.

[Fry applauds and hoots. The rest of the crew glare at him.]

Steve Castle: Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: Sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?

Zoidberg: Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug?

Steve Castle: Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep. [Everyone sinks down and covers their necks.] I am proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks and I am gonna lead you to the top in this industry of ... of--

Fry: [whispering] Package delivery.

Steve Castle: Package delivery? Oh, God! [He covers his face.] Fantastic! Now, the first order of business is to blame everything on the guy before me. Professor?

Farnsworth: I'll ruin you like I ruined this company.

Steve Castle: Terrific. Question number one: What was your overall business plan?

Farnsworth: Um, business plan, uh, yes. I keep it here, right next to my heart.

[He opens a drawer and pulls out a file next to a jar with a heart in it. He hands the file to Steve Castle.]

Steve Castle: This isn't a business plan, it's an escape plan.

Farnsworth: So long, suckers!

[He climbs down a ladder and runs across the hangar floor laughing madly.]

Steve Castle: Fry, as a fellow 80's dollar-jockey, I'm making you my new vice chairman.

[Fry cheers.]

Fry: I'm rollin' up the corporate ramp.

[Bender groans.]

Zoidberg: It's the end of the line!

Hermes: We're ruined!

Scruffy: What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?

[Scene: New New York City Street. The Planet Express ship passes 2nd Avenue, 3rd Avenue and Pi-th Avenue and stops at a transport tube-crossing.]

[Cut to: Ships Cockpit. Leela, Bender and Fry sit at their stations and Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes sit on the couch. Steve Castle stands at the front. There are Venetian blinds on the windows.]

Steve Castle: This company's gonna shoot straight to the top and stay there, like Cindy Lauper! I ask you: Who is the number one delivery service on Earth?

Zoidberg: Is it Planet Express, master?

[Steve Castle laughs.]

Steve Castle: Is this guy a shark, or what? Seriously though, we stink out loud. Here's the big enchirito. [He opens the blind revealing Mom's building. The sign on the top of the building shows Mom bottle-feeding a parcel like a baby.] Mom's Friendly Delivery Company.

Hermes: We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil. Ours is small and neutral.

Steve Castle: Switzerland is small and neutral. We're more like Germany; ambitious and misunderstood.

Amy: Look, everyone wants to be like Germany but do we really have the pure strength of will?

Steve Castle: I say we do! Now are we gonna let ourselves get beaten by an old lady?

[Zoidberg bows.]

Zoidberg: Yes, my liege!

Fry: No, we're not. And as vice chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board when I issue this challenge to Mom. [He pulls his trousers down and moons Mom.] Look at my butt!

Steve Castle: Listen, big guy, now that you're my protégé, it's time I cut you in on the secret to success. Any guesses?

Fry: Uh, work really, really hard?

Steve Castle: No.

Fry: Oh, thank God!

Steve Castle: It's all about appearances. That's why it's time to update our company's stodgy image and give it the sleek, dazzling veneer of the 1980's!

[Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry and Steve Castle fly in on rocket-powered chairs. The rest of the staff are asleep at the table. Fry claps and they wake up.]

Fry: This company's on the fast track to the "It" list. Blast back kudos all around!

Leela: Uh, hello? We haven't made one delivery since you two took over.

Steve Castle: Delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business. Image, people, image! Scope out this new ad!

[He presses a button on the remote and an advert spoofing Apple's 1984 ad comes on the big screen. A woman runs into a building with a Planet Express package. Mom is on a huge screen.]

Mom: [on screen; in movie] We are all one, with one mind, one purpose and one act. Our enemies shall be eaten by squirrels. [The delivery woman starts spinning around.] We shall bow down and worship to ourselves. [The woman hurls the package at the screen.] We shall prevail!

[The package hits the screen and it explodes. A man in the audience stands up.]

Man: [in movie] Hey! We were watching that!

[The scene freezes and a "PlanEx" logo appears on the screen à la the FedEx logo.]

Leela: That was terrible! People won't even know what we do.

Bender: I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kidding! What are, like, a bus or something?

Leela: Did you approve that awful ad, Fry?

Fry: Yes I did, Leels. And I'll tell you why. Because it grows the brand.

[Steve Castle pats his shoulder.]

Leela: Oh, Lord!

[Zoidberg growls.]

Zoidberg: This company's circling the drain, I tell you. I'd sell my stock right now for a sandwich!

Steve Castle: Sold!

[He takes a sandwich out of a Miami Vice lunchbox and hands it to Zoidberg.]

Zoidberg: A complete sangwich? [He laughs.] You got fleeced! I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside!

[Scene: Mom's Office. She runs on a running machine while looking at Mentor magazine and Protégé magazine. Steve Castle and Fry are on each cover.]

Mom: What is this moose drip? [She opens the magazines and holograms of Fry and Steve Castle wearing crowns appear under the headline "The New Delivery Kings?".][reading] The new delivery kings? [talking] I'm sick of hearing about those turtle squirts!

Leela: They are? Oh, my God! I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about that capital gains tax!

Bender: Yeah! Alright!

Amy: I'm even richer!

Zoidberg: Oh! I have no shares! [He cries.] Wait! My sangwich! Has it also appreciated in value? [His sandwich has turned green.] Please, oh, please!

Hermes: You didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster!

Zoidberg: You had to drag spines into this!

[He cries. Fry appears on the overhead monitors. He clears his throat.]

Fry: [on screen] As vice chairman of Planet Express, I'd like to say a few words. There comes a time for every man who becomes rich and deserts his friends, when he goes back how it was. For me, that time is now.

Steve Castle: Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as-- [His fingers and jaw suddenly twist. He screams. He falls to the floor and his bones crack and twist.] My bones!

[The crowd gasps.]

Fry: Oh, my God! His boneitis!

Steve Castle: I was so busy being an 80's guy, I forgot to cure it. [He twists some more.] My only regret is ... that I have ... boneitis!

Mom: Pry out his fillings, feed him to the jackals and let's get on with the sale.

Fry: I don't think so. 'Cause, as vice chairman of the company, I gain voting control of his shares.

Mom: Don't be a fool, you idiot!

Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do! That Guy was the greatest businessman that ever lived. And before his mysterious death, he taught me everything he knew. [The stock price changes to 114.] But some things I had to learn myself. [It changes to 99.] I learned that money is fine but in the end what counts is people ... [57.] ... people you love. [46.] You can't put a price on that. [28.] So I'm giving up control of the company ... [107.] ... to a man of enormous experience ... [115.] ... Professor ... [150.] ... Hubert Farnsworth.

[Farnsworth is still asleep but is now wearing a sleeping cap and bunny slippers. He wakes up.]