Lol, those are great, we have had a few of those over the years but we just laugh them off. A great one I heard before was the pastors fly on his pants where unzipped and everyone would laugh when he would walk back and forth so his son went to the back of the church and help up a giant poster board saying "dad, zip it up" and the pastor said "I know you all want me to zip it up but i'm not gunna do it", lol, he thought they ment shut up. :lol: