VIDEO: Mr. Plinkett attacks ‘Attack of the Clones’

Mr. Plinkett, our favorite socially awkward movie reviewer/serial kidnapper, is back with a brutal but brilliant dismembering of perhaps the most visually constipated film ever made: “Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones.”

Plinkett jabs his rusty hacksaws into the prequel and proves without a doubt the second episode in the franchise George Lucas built and then blasphemed really is “the worst thing ever made by a human — except for the bagpipes.”

Above is the first of nine parts Plinkett devotes to his attack on “Attack of the Clones.” (Warning: contains adult language.) The videos total around 90 minutes, so set some time aside and make sure the basement door is locked.