Caption contest: Gulliver's iPhone makes it big in Hollywood

So apparently the hidden island of Lilliput has cellular coverage, but who cares -- it's still gonna be another crap movie. Way to ruin Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black.

Joe: "Finally, Angry Birds the way it was meant to be played."Darren: "That's a big iPhone."Josh T.: "The monolith taught the monkeys to kill, also, how to make conference calls."Paul: "Time-traveling Jack Black plants hidden iPhone reference in Jonathan Swift novel."Thomas: "It's holding you wrong."Tim: "Eighteen months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried forty feet below the lunar surface, near the crater Cupertino."Vlad: "It's just a jumbo iPhone, I don't see what all the fuss is about."Sam: "What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid."Sean H.: "And so did the tiny scholars toil for decades to unravel the mysteries of the blue block, and the significance of its question marks."Richard Lai: "Paul Miller makes a cameo appearance in this scene, tut-tuts at the low pixel density."Myriam: "I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!"