Christmas

Wow, so um, the lesson learned here is if you walk around the city asking people to kiss you… you’re creepy. BUT, if you attach a mistletoe contraption to yourself, and go out during the holiday season, you’re gonna get some ACTION! ~Mike Adam

Usually when you see red and blue lights flickering behind you, it’s pretty much game over. Pieces of your life flashes in your head and you start to panic inside but try to keep it cool on the outside.

Anybody can cover a classic Christmas song…now, MAKING one? That’s a different story. Mariah Carey managed to create a holiday hit 20 years ago, that STILL generates a boat-load of $$$ for her every year. “All I Want For Christmas Is You” re-enters Billboard’s Holiday 100 Chart annually, and has become MC’s best selling download of all time.

On the latest holiday episode of ‘South Park,’ they went for broke, poking fun at bloated holiday specials, smug celebrities and especially holograms, including those of Kurt Cobain, Tupac, Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson.