Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…

Santa was traveling with his wife in a cab, he saw the driver adjust the mirror.
Santa shouted: You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Santa at an interview in an IT Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Santa: ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Santa: Because it is Black and White.

Banta without a licence was going in the two wheeler. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG DOES not know me.

Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, ‘Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?’ To this the man replies,
‘Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,’Wash Basin’.

Santa and Banta opened a restaurant and placed a sign outside the restaurant – Closed 4 hours a day.
Simply because they knew numbering up to 3 only.

Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him.
What happened to you Santaji?”
“There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today.”
“Oh really, what happened?”
“I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive!He almost got me!”
“So, how’d you get away?”
“Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over.”
“That”s scary Santaji. If it’d been me, I would probably have shit all over the place.”
“Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?”Contributed by: Ankur, U.S.A.