40 Things You Should Never Say To A New Zealander

By Martha Brooke - 15 Feb 2017

Us Kiwis are notorious for being one of the most relaxed groups of people on the planet. With such a blasé attitude and ‘whatever dude’ can-do way of thinking, you’d think it would be pretty damn hard to piss use off. However, everyone has their gripes and that certainly doesn’t exclude us New Zealand folk.

If you would like to make friends with us and avoid alienating yourself in Kiwi territory, you might just wanna hold your tongue on a few things.

Aside from the obvious obscene remarks and insults, here are 40 things you should never say to a New Zealander.

‘Well, New Zealand is part of the Commonwealth so Britain technically owns you.’

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