You need a black light. They mark the pee spot every time. You might get a little overwhelmed though, finding pee spots you didn’t know existed! One time the Woman thought I peed on the couch, and she was trying to find the spot, and it turned out I had peed on the shirt she was wearing! Hahahahahaha! She was Sooooooooooooooo mad!

Winston’s tail is crazy curly! It’s always been like that. Zelda’s is pretty curly too, but it curls differently, so it looks kind of like an “S” shape when you look at her from above!

I think a curler would work, haha! I like Winston’s tail a lot because it looks like a cinnamon bun, and cinnamon buns are delicious.

Winston’s butt, not so much.

Also, Ultra, that is so gross! Why would you put poop in the fridge next to your food?!?!?!AAAAAHHHH! Although Steve didn’t actually do this, he once sent a message to one of our upstairs roomates that said, “I pooped in your apartment, but not in the bathroom…