The Ultimate Guide to Dating Brazilian Women

Any mention of Brazil brings up images of bikini tan lines on bubble butts at the beach. Brazilian women have reached near mythical status among single men with an interest in travel and women.

I don’t want to shatter that image but the reality of Brazil is different from the one presented by the media. Images of half naked girls dancing the streets during the Rio Carnival gives the impression of carefree and sexual cultures.

The truth about Brazilian women is a little more complicated and I’ll explain why in this article.

I’ll start with a breakdown of what Brazilian girls are like, then explain what type of game and look you need to be successful followed by how to put that game into practice.

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THE GUIDE TO BRAZILIAN WOMEN

PHYSICAL ASPECTS OF BRAZILIAN GIRLS

In a supposedly “post-racial” society, there is no typical Brazilian. You’ll see every type of girl for your tastes: African, Asian, White, Amerindian, and everything in-between.

Brazilian women have a well deserved reputation for having amazing bodies and skin tones but the faces can be lacking sometimes. Typically, girls will have big butts and small boobs and compared to Colombian women (who have prettier faces) there is a greater variety of looks in Brazil.

If you are from the US, you’ll be shocked by the amount of effort Brazilian women put into their appearance; they take it to another level. Of course there are a few frumpy, poorly dressed Brazilian women but far fewer than you’ll find the US.

CHARACTER

If you are just looking at images of Brazilian girls online, you are only getting half of the story. What makes them sexy is what you can only see in person: their attitude, body language, sensuality, etc. You have to go to Brazil and interact with these girls to fully comprehend. It’s the personality of Brazilian women that is so intoxicating and what sucks men in and makes them return year after year.

While girls in the West who are below a 7 have given up on life and being attractive, every Brazilian girl (even a 5 or a 6) will ooze sexuality. Knowing how to have sex in Brazil is as natural as skiing is to a Scandinavian.

If a Brazilian girls likes you, they will be open about showing it. Public display of affection are very common and mind games are unnecessary with the women of Brazil.

WHERE TO GO IN BRAZIL

Now that we’ve covered the fundamentals regarding Brazilian women, you’ll need to know what areas of Brazil you should target for maximum results.

The South of Brazil is generally whiter and wealthier but this comes with a downside which is higher obesity levels. If you like white girls, focus your efforts on the South.

Girls in the North of the country are darker and you will have more exotic value as a white guy but you will need solid Portuguese to communicate.

Sao Paolo
Girls often work and study all the time so you will have a hard time organizing meet ups. Plus the city is so huge that travel and logistics are compromised.

Rio De Janeiro
Rio is a much more laid back city than Sao Paolo and there is less of a focus on work. It is also one of the most mixed cities in the world: you’ll find any shade or look that takes your fancy.

GAME IN BRAZIL

“Game in Brazil” is somewhat of an oxymoron because of the direct and sexually liberal culture. You’ll learn a lot watching Brazilian naturals; those guys are aggressive so you won’t win any points for pussy footing around with the local women.

I once had a “game off” with a Brazilian guy in Bogota over a Colombian girl. I gamed the girl for a while, then left to work the room and talk to more girls. The Brazilian guy stuck to her like glue all night.

I got more numbers, he got the one girl he wanted.

As I’ve mentioned in other articles on how to game Latinas: cocky-style game backfires in Latin America and especially in Brazil. In the US, when a girl asks you a question, you’ll make her jump through some hoops to get the answer. For example:

Basic Bitch: How old are you?

El Conquistador: Too old to answer that question/Why? Are you looking for a sugar daddy?

Basic Bitch: What do you do?

El Conquistador: Circus Clown

Cut that out in Brazil and don’t overgame. Give Latina women a straight answer otherwise you will come across as a dick.

One more thing: don’t make the mistake of going to Brazil expecting being white or being a gringo to be enough. Be prepared to dress well, dance well, approach a lot, and most importantly…

LEARN PORTUGUESE

Corollary to the above: if she wants to move away and live in the US or Europe with you, she won’t give two hoots about your Portuguese level.

Now I know that many guys will have neither the time nor the inclination to learn Portuguese, so here are my tips for monolinguals:

Target the English groupies: girls who have studied abroad in the US/Canada/UK and/or work as English teachers. However these girls might not be the best girlfriends.

Stick to Rio and Sao Paolo

At least sign up for a basic account of Rocket Portuguese. Knowing a dozen phrases is better than nothing.

DAY GAME

Brazil is an outward-looking culture and welcoming to visitors so the locals will be friendly enough to talk to you during the day (in comparison to people in large western cities) but they will be on their guard because street muggings are a common occurrence.

I recommend opening in Portuguese (even if it’s basic) because opening in English comes across as pompous. Ask her early in the interaction if she speaks English as this directs the conversation towards your objectives:

ONLINE GAME

(You can get an idea of the quality of girls online by signing up for a free account at Brazil Cupid.)

NIGHT GAME

You’ll need stamina (or copious amounts of Red Bull) because the party starts late and you’ll still be going till 5-6am.

Here are a few points to keep in mind when gaming in Brazilian clubs:

Girls who like you will make strong eye contact so you owe it to yourself to go over and talk to her

Makeouts are very common in the clubs but same night lays happen less so

If you do manage to pull from a club or a date, you’ll want to know all about…

BRAZILIAN WOMEN IN BED

Adriana Lima, probably the most famous Brazilian girl of them all.

Having sex with a Brazilian girl is an experience that every red-blooded male should experience at least once.

Firstly, there are rarely any hot-cold head games to deal with and LMR is hardly an issue.

Secondly, Brazilian girls are great dancers and have a natural rhythm in their bodies that makes them great both on the dance floor and in the bed. Brazilian men themselves would enjoy these fruits more but they mess it up by pushing too hard for sex—“be sexual but not horny” is your mantra.

Also, for those of you who are fans of entering by the back door, anal sex is more popular in Brazil than in other Latin country. If you need convincing, Brazilian people are some of the cleanest on the planet and usually shower three times per day.

However, remember that Brazilian women are often unwilling to jump into bed quickly so you might have to do some dating to get her invested.

In that case, here is some advice on:

DATING BRAZILIAN WOMEN

Do Brazilian girls make good girlfriends? The answer is, as always: “It depends”.

PROS

Very affectionate and have warm personalities that only come out during the dating phase

CONS

Can be superficial

You will have to get to know her family and make an effort to spend time with them

Often have crazy tempers (often means crazy sex)

Often crazy jealous (often means crazy sex)

CONCLUSION

Don’t believe the hype about Brazil being a pussy paradise where you can pull a group of 8’s and above with no status. This is only true if you are paying for it.

Having said that, it’s still awesome place with amazing women and I’m itching to get back.

This has been a guest post by my pal El Conquistador, the master of Latin America.

PS: If you’re ready to book your plane ticket, make sure you hop on Brazilian Cupid so you can have girls ready to meet when you arrive.