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Arango—who once campaigned for George W. Bush and opposed gay adoption rights and sexual harassment laws—is a pioneer in the field of lame political sexcuses: Confronted with digital self-portraits of his naked torso and splayed buttocks, Arango explained, "You know I've been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I've been taking pictures." Now that his political career is shot, Arango is thought to be considering a career in anal aerobics. [WaPo, images via Guanabee and AP]