There are millions of people who would trade in their most prized possession — Mercedes, iPad, mother — to have David Beckham spice up their life. So a new report that Victoria Beckham is demanding sex from her husband up to five times a day led one of my co-workers to retort, “That’s all?”

Apparently Victoria’s got golden balls working overtime because she’s desperate for a fourth child — the couple’s first daughter. “From what David’s said it basically means he must produce the goods whenever it’s possible and be on continuous standby,” a friends tells The Sun.

Eesh, there has to be a better expression than “produce the goods” in this instance, right?