Where in Hell are you ?

ok so if we know that some of us are going to hell for being such splendid human beings it's probably good to know exactly where we will end up...

For me...Ohh Dear....

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

It would have to be Helen me thinks.... I mean Cleopatra is as likely to cut you up !! having said that though....... There is a time and a place for everything and if you cant enjoy a bit of SM on the 2nd level of Hell then where can you ??? lol

Gaurded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and
encircled within the river Phlegethon , filled with
boiling blood , is the Seventh Level of Hell . The
violent , the assasins , the tyrants , and the war-
mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the
river , while centaurs armed with bows and
arrows shoot those who try to escape their
punishment . The stench here is overpowering .
This level is also home to the wood of the
suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting
branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final
judgement, their bodies will hang from their
branches. In those branches the Harpies , foul
birdlike creatures with human faces , make their
nests . Beyond the wood is scorching sand where
those who committed violence against God and
nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain
down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers
and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues
more loosed to lamentation, and out of their
eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers , who
followed neither nature nor art , also share
company in the Seventh Level.