There is so. freaking. much. repetition in this book of so many things but especially that freaking phrase. SHUT UP ALREADY. SHUT. UP.

And speaking of shutting things up, there has been so. freaking. much. sex in this book. I've completely lost count of how many sex scenes there has been at this point. And some of them are so goddamn tedious and interminable. There'd be about ten minutes of story between half-hour slogs of overly descriptive sex. . . . why?! STOP FUCKING AND FORGE A REAL RELATIONSHIP. JESUS CHRIST.

*Now waits to be mocked on Twitter by some ~edgy authors and bloogers, too*