The remaining wenches leap to their feet and chop Buffgar cleanly in half, thus proving the clear ethical superiority of progressive feminist values. Broomhilda sweeps his testicles into the burning building just because.

Muscle Squad Eliminated

Hot & Spicy Legion:

The archers and legionnaires all attack Emela, but thanks to a lot of poor rolling and her fantastic armor, she survives unhurt. Her last remaining knight, however, fares less well.

The Fallen Angel uses her feat to summon an enormous fireball

She hurtles it at Lady Emela, knocking off one of her HP (she has 1 remaining). The fire demons are, of course, unaffected by the explosion.

The monster eats the shit out of this guy

Townsfolk:

No longer paying any attention to the battle, drunk townsman strolls off, while the highlander makes it safely to the castle.

Robbigator attacks a legionnaire but gets a mouthful of spear instead.

Archer dude, who spent his last turn taking aim, now executes an epic lean-out-the-window shot and strikes the Fallen Angel, leaving her with 1 HP

this guy has hit the beer motherload

Then the tavern explodes. At least he died happy

A second explosion of green magic overwhelms Robbigator!

And he is returned to his natural form as the potion wears off. He still feels kinda hungry, tho...

Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)

Alone but undaunted amidst a horde of enemies, Lady Emela disembowels a legionnaire

The remaining halberdier, distraught by the death of his brother, misses wildly on his counterattack.

Reinforcements emerge from the castle, responding to Emela's call.

That's all for this turn! Get your next set of orders in by Thursday at midnight!