How I got to be The BEAST Page 5 Freaky Sci-Fi Reality:
Nobody's sure really. No government agency has owned up to my existence, but
I've been spotted recently haunting the skies above peace protests in DC and
New York. The CIA started with dragonfly prototypes in the '70s, and since then,
I can neither confirm, nor deny the freaky-ass evolution of robotic insect surveillance.

Future plans: Well, the sky's the limit for
me, so to speak. I plan on a long career of automated snooping for the Department
of Homeland Security, both at home and abroad. After that I'll probably retire
to Boca, maybe do some consulting with the New England Patriots.

How I'd like to be remembered: As the proud
ancestor of a distant race of Christian cyborgs which enslave humanity, and
increase the global standard of living. That, and as one of freakiest things
you've ever seen.