In a small fishing village in Newfoundland, a local was walking up the wharf carrying two three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season had closed.

Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Federal Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says, “Well, me laddie I got you this time – with two live lobsters three weeks after the season has closed!” Read the punchline!