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Hmm well that long weekend of personal injury and strange contrasts, which ended well.Things
got off to an inauspicious start when in a bid to rid myself of the
green gunge, I nipped down to Tescos for some emergency decongestants,
putt my hand in my pocket and removed a chunk of skin from my index
finger which persisted in bleeding everywhere and hurting like a demon.Matters
hardly improved as I…