The Anal Master Butt Plug by Meo

Review: The best butt plug ever.

This has to be just about the best butt plug ever. Your ass will be quivering and your anus tentative about receiving this arterial red gunmetal effect 5.5 inch torpedo. It’s large and wide enough (1.5 inches) to present a challenge to all but the most piggy. Once inside it fills you up and your master has full control over depth and entry due to the eminently flippable wings at the base.

But there’s so much more to come. By pushing, hard, on the big shiny button, the torpedo opens up like something out of a Terminator movie. It doesn’t open a little. It opens a lot. Your already well filled anal cavity is going to be remodeled, expanded, reshaped and adjusted. Master can vary the opening smoothly, from slow to fast just by pressing the button.

It will push the limits of your g-spot or anal male love button ecstasy

And here’s the clever part. The industrial strength rubber loop causes the device to lock when the button is pushed in all the way. Some of you won’t ever manage that, and some of you will. Once fully pressed in, the device mimics a medieval pear or anguish, only this fruit will push the limits of your g-spot or anal male love button ecstasy.

For men in particular, this object is one of desire for your prostate. One does not simply massage the prostate with the Anal Master, it doesn’t squeeze, stroke, press or pressure; this device will control your prostate, dominate it, interrogate it, make demands of it, crush it into submission and own it.

Used at the right moment you will cum on demand, whether your cock wants to or not. Your prostate will not be able to resist. It’s like having the Borg up your bum.

As if it couldn’t get more erotically depraved, it does. Once the button is fully depressed, your master can insert a key, turn the mechanism and lock the device. Yes, the metal pear will be fully flared inside your arse with no prospect of escape. Not even supple-handed Melvin down at the ER will be able to remove it without the key. It’s 3.5 inches when expanded. It isn’t coming out. Do you possess that level of trust?!

There’s only one place we’ve found this weighty piece of metal and rubber so far – in deepest Germany – which almost seems fitting. Here’s a link if you’re brave enough.

About Master John

I love kink. I particularly enjoy large anal plugs, expanding inflatables, deep insertions and prostate massages. I've recently branched out into estim for prostate massage and exotic programmable fucking machines. There's nothing like trying it all out on an unsuspecting sub first, male, female or transgender...