Fantastic news, lazy-ass men everywhere: a semi-believable new survey says that many women are physically unable to resist jumping into bed with you if you know how to press the magic button. The one that says "Send."

Well. Here's what it actually says, from the NY Post: "Nearly 40 percent of women say that social-networking media, such as text-messaging and Facebook, are causing them to jump into the sack faster with partners than they would have in the past, according to a poll by Men's Fitness and Shape magazines."

This is because sexting texting "gives the false impression that you've actually been together for a longer amount of time." I guess particularly if it's one of those "Hey remember I met you at a party like a year ago?" texts. Impersonal technology wins again! Between sexting and Facebook sexting and IM sexting and video sexting, we will soon be able to eliminate "dating" altogether and simply hop from impersonal sexual encounter to impersonal sexual encounter, with no pretense or wasted verbiage whatsoever.