Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

"Yeah, I was trying to think of a really stupid prank to pull on my obnoxious next door neighbor and your site gave me some ideas, thanks to Mr. Prank 1, 2 & 3. Only I'll use 1,000 bats instead of ladybugs, that should get her going. Nyuk nyuk."

Read the product description for the nematodes. It says 'Thousands of strains exist with different lifestyles'. What exactly do they mean by 'different lifestyles'? Will there be a constitutional ammendment concerning nematode gay marriages in the future?

Could someone please explain WHY they are in the Kitchen & Housewares section? Perhaps my family is rather backwards, but I was raised to think bugs do not belong in the kitchen. And they certainly cannot be classified as houseware. "Oooh your house is beautiful. I LOVE what you've done with those nematodes!"

I saw that about the cockroaches to purchase on that page. Aren't we supposed to kill cockroaches, not purchase them? Especially 3 adulth ones that could possibly breed(depending on sex). Hmmmm...why three adults? Is this company being naughty?

THEY R RELLY COOL AND I LET THEM LOOSE IN MY MOMS HOWSE AND SHE IS MAD REALLY NOW SO I AM HAPPY YAY
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isn't this a run-on sentence because I was taught in publik skool that run-ons are sentences that just keep on going with like a kajillion words all strung together without any punctuation whatsoever and then people really get tired of reading that long run-on sentence because they must run out of breath or something and then pass out from a lack of oxygen to their brain which results in a trip to the emergency room via helicopter which costs alot of dinero that most people don't have and then the insurance companies don't want to pay and........huh?......oh, sorry.

schoolhouse rock .. I'm confused. Would you be able to give me an example of what you mean by run-on?

Also ... most insurance companies will pay for life-star helicopter transport if you are near death even if they give you a hard time at first they will eventually cave in and pay the hospital bill because it is written in their plan benefits and they can't go changing the rules whenever they see fit. Capice?

Now that I followed this link, amazon.com thinks that I am intersted in buying insects online. Now every page I look at there comes with offers for such things as Fly Parasites: 10000 Eggs and Praying Mantids: 6 Egg Cases.

On the bright side this does yeild some ideas of how individualized marketing online can be put to use for office pranks. Just use your coworkers computer to look at some bizarre items on amazon, and suddenly the internet will be a much more interesting place for them to browse on...