Cthulhu In Love Perfume

Valentine’s Day is coming up, don’t spend it alone! Truth be told, there is a foolproof (albeit dangerous) way to attract a mate—Cthulhu In Love Perfume.

Working with the brilliant scent-ologists at the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab (you know ‘em; you love ‘em), we are ever so proud to present this unique and totally ThinkGeek Exclusive perfume. The scent is intoxicating, described by its creators as “an amorphous mix of oppressive, piceous ritual incense, macerated kelp, sea salt, sticky dark ocean plants, and . . . mixed chocolates.” That means this is what Cthulhu smells like when he wants to get it on. Seriously, you’re going to adore the magic, ancient, sensual, and (dare we say) arousing scent of Cthulhu in Love Perfume.

Keep in mind that Cthulhu’s pheromones are extremely powerful and wearing this perfume could have deadly consequences that include, but are not limited to, being chased by violent, sex-crazed mobs and violent sex-crazed sea monsters.