I've been accused of being a WASP and a pedant, but both are only
partially true. I'm a bit of a cynic, but I'm mostly pragmatic. I
also go to bed way too late at night. I crave conversations that
flow without effort. I'm frigid, but still appreciate warmth.

I'm always in need of a nap (and hopefully you are too.)

I've always been enchanted with a lack of breeding and I'm far less
photogenic than most people (I blame flash.)

I'm a shrewish harpy with a spinster's mindset.
I am a practical joke.
Soft butch.

Account Management.
Consumption of media.
Consumption of wine.
Being accused of witchcraft.
Playing video games when I get the chance.
Contemplating whether i have the energy to apply for a graduate
program.

Glamorama, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, and Imperial
Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis
Bright Lights, Big City & Story of My Life by Jay
McInerney
Colors Insulting to Nature by Cintra Wilson
The City and the Pillar by Gore Vidal
The Secret History by Donna Tartt

You don't mind that I'm a bit plain (I prefer to be called homely,
but no one else does.) You are tall. You want to hear about farm
life. You're proud of your work. You think flakiness is a cardinal
sin. You would never dare use "renaissance man" to describe
yourself. You want a response. You have fond feelings for
Northwestern.

If we get one of those match emails from OKCupid, I'm probably
giving you the go ahead. I won't be mean, I promise.
Seriously.