An I HATE FRANCE! Post

This day sucked! Another experience, otherwise known as, SHUT THE FUCK UP!Here I am again fresh from another incident at happened at the grocery store. It's always the grocery store, I believe I will start ordering online from now on, it will cause me to have less homicide experiences with these stupid people.

Here is what happened: My phone was lost/stolen. I went back to the store to see if some good Samaritan turned it in, but no. I searched and asked if anyone turned in a phone at the same spot I checked out, again nothing. Then I deciced to go to the information desk to see if they had a 'lost and found' box. I waited in line, then asked my question. This dumb lady's response was, "Go to the check out." She didn't even listen to what I was saying, granted French is not my first language and my accent borders on horrible, but COME THE FUCK ON! I'm already frantic, that stupid piece of shit plastic phone that had my life on it was still MIA and I had to repeat because that dumbass couldn't be bothered to listen. So, I said, "NO!" and like a dumbass started miming what I was saying. After making a fool of myself, she turns around, pulls out a drawer with lost and found items on it and then says, "No." So, I turn left and proceed to walk into the store to look for it. I went the wrong way, so this chicken lady was pecking at me, "Madame, Madame, Madame, Madame, Madame, Madame, Madame, Madame..." I turned around and told her to SHUT UP! She said she was going to call security, I said, you can call President Hollande, I'll do what I please.

No luck finding the phone, I searched in all the rows I was in, but nothing. Defeated and deflated, I exited. The security guard was there and said something, but I just walked out and told him to SHUT UP. And that was it.

My expensive piece of shit plastic phone is lost and it sucks.

You were just being a bitch

27/6/2017 05:04:01 am

J

12/7/2017 08:25:34 am

Dear ???!!!
Thank you for reading my website, I greatly appreciate it. To respond to your comment.... ALWAYS!!
But, NEVER a basic bitch, that's reserved for people like You - those who leave their shitty opinions, without so much as having the guts to sign their own shitty name. Way to be basic, bitch. And fuck. you. Go cross-eyed and get fatter, you internet reptile.
BYE!

Mme Jennifer, the writer, creator, and webmistress of Frenchified for Life.

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