Squirrels are sneaky little devils

Squirrels are sneaky little devils

Man i just had the wierdest thing happen to me... i was going from class to dorm and we have all these crazy squirrels on our campus. thing is, over the summer we had hawks that came and raped them all and almost whiped out the entire population. well we got rid of the hawks so the squirrels came back and the little bastards are so freakin annoying so i was walkin with my friends and we saw one and the little fag was beggin for some food. so i picked up a rock and threw it at him. he ran over to a tree and was just sitten there tauntin and givin us the eye of doom. so we were like man i aint takin this from some punk squirrel so we picked up like a whole bunch of rocks and started chucken them at him. my friends were tryin to kill them but i just wanted to mame him and piss him off. and i got pretty good aim so i picked up some smaller rocks and pelted him in the side a few times. but i barely tossed them. then my friend nailed the tree right beside him and...well i think he had a heart attack or somethin cause he just jumped off the tree, which was like 20 feet up, and landed on his back and started havin convulsions. well my one friend, who started it, thinks hes a tough guy but when the squirrel started havein convulsions he felt so bad and went over to it to try and help but it just rolled over and DIED! (so we thought) well then they were all mad at me and and blamed me since i was the only one that actually hit him. so we just left it there and came back to our dorm. 20 mins later my roomate comes in and is laughin and holdin his arm. so i asked him what happend and he said that he saw this squirrel on the ground and felt bad for it cause he thought it was dead, so he picked it up and started carrying it back to our dorm to see what he should do with it. well miraculously he got 30 yards from the dorm and the thing thing came to life and started to scrape the crap out of his arms and my roomy kinda was shocked so he just let it go before the squirrel bit him or somethin. and that little faggot was just playin dead the whole time while inwardly laughin at us. he had a master plan, which was ingenious by the way, and we all fell right into his trap. Well anyways needless to say we all had a pretty good laugh and i can honestly say i will never second guess the wisdom of the squirrel race ever again! THE END!