A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly.
"I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do
you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said the father. "So, Son what does the Bible mean.
"That's easy, Daddy.......It stands for:
"Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth."

A LITTLE girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always
gives you a headache next morning."

BILLY's maternal grandmother had just come for a visit, and
he was ecstatic. "Now Daddy can do his trick!" yelled Billy with glee.
"What trick is that?" Grandma asked. "Well," answered Billy,
"Daddy said that if you stayed for a whole week, he'd climb the walls. I never saw
anyone do that before."

I had a daycare several years ago. One of the funniest things I remember was when I
decided to take about 6 children to see some new baby kittens. We were all looking at them
and holding and petting them. One little boy was holding each up and telling us all which were boys and which were girls.
Well this made me curious, because I always found it difficult to tell the difference
in kittens. The boy told me "well the boys have more hair under their arms than the girl kittens do."

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
——— Chelsey, Age 7 ———

Stay away from prunes.
———
Randy, Age 9 ———

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
———
Phillip, Age 13 ———

Kids on - "WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE??"

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and
her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
- Allan,
AGE 10

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody
sees you. . . .If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but
just for a few hours."
- Kally, AGE 9