tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post9064597370940948926..comments2014-10-22T19:02:53.648-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #315DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger109125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-4851207003391582902008-11-24T11:34:00.000-05:002008-11-24T11:34:00.000-05:00"There were some inconsistencies on his resume, li..."There were some inconsistencies on his resume, like the period of employment at a Vandalay Industries, and a personal reference from a former traveling secretary named Costanza, but otherwise I think Hal will run the Yankees just fine. Now, let's get back to me and how else I can continue to ruin the game of baseball..."Files from The Crief Casehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13022646183706484192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-50112430840131079382008-11-24T08:17:00.000-05:002008-11-24T08:17:00.000-05:00NEWMAN!NEWMAN!Mezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02253464688111882284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-50399932955681779582008-11-23T21:19:00.000-05:002008-11-23T21:19:00.000-05:00o hes the new owner of the yankees, whoopie doop, ...o hes the new owner of the yankees, whoopie doop, i created a whole new round in the play-offs!spoilernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-12994474240480345432008-11-23T19:11:00.000-05:002008-11-23T19:11:00.000-05:00ichiro told me to eat the head while I had dinner ...ichiro told me to eat the head while I had dinner with B.J. Upton...Evanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10543530804068001542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88441578516626519952008-11-23T14:29:00.000-05:002008-11-23T14:29:00.000-05:00The NFL has ties? At least that never happens in ...The NFL has ties? At least that never happens in baseball!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-33556040849746923902008-11-23T00:19:00.000-05:002008-11-23T00:19:00.000-05:00MMM.What is that?Taste like croutons.Lemme put my ...MMM.What is that?Taste like croutons.Lemme put my tongue up there and scrape it out so i can re-eat it.Fidelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04887715709150944868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-59429230512872478762008-11-22T23:52:00.000-05:002008-11-22T23:52:00.000-05:00Dealing with another Steinbrenner...It hurts...Oh ...Dealing with another Steinbrenner...It hurts...Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!stevemorrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00876484157062721782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-57840270634626841462008-11-22T21:33:00.000-05:002008-11-22T21:33:00.000-05:00Hal: "Madonna gets her own private box at New Yank...Hal: "Madonna gets her own private box at New Yankee Stadium and three parking passes. She's also promised to leave A-Rod and any other Major League executives front row tickets to any of her shows worldwide."<BR/>Selig (thinking): "There better be a Milwaukee show coming up. She's my favorite.<BR/>'Like a virgin. (Oooh!) Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin...'"Rick James Bible Ownerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36434709697261133182008-11-22T20:12:00.000-05:002008-11-22T20:12:00.000-05:00Guy in the blue shirt and tie: "Hal, you're beaut...Guy in the blue shirt and tie: "Hal, you're beautiful!"JFeinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-46321814749473598482008-11-22T19:49:00.000-05:002008-11-22T19:49:00.000-05:00Bud: "Hmm.....I really should build the MLB Networ...Bud: "Hmm.....I really should build the MLB Network around Pam Ward. She is always prepared to the max, knows her balls and strikes inside and out and sets up her analyst partners beautifully."Master Steinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02874984527559002233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-31995963052107039372008-11-22T18:05:00.000-05:002008-11-22T18:05:00.000-05:00Bud's brain: "Ties... I like pants...Can I still s...Bud's brain: "Ties... I like pants...Can I still spell Milwaukee?.. Ties... Lord, that Fran Drescher's a hot number... Tied... Rain... Where am I?"<BR/><BR/>Hal: "... and boom goes the dynamite."Mr. Deeterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09520864537440060586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-48438202804405653052008-11-22T17:26:00.000-05:002008-11-22T17:26:00.000-05:00Bud thinking: "I thought I was done with this f*!#...Bud thinking: "I thought I was done with this f*!#$ing family!"alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09522572251667964667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77743091754410931032008-11-22T15:29:00.000-05:002008-11-22T15:29:00.000-05:00"I can't believe I skipped my lunch with Canseco f..."I can't believe I skipped my lunch with Canseco for this s$%*!"Richardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16730829320739066268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-49753344491123899812008-11-22T14:28:00.000-05:002008-11-22T14:28:00.000-05:00I'm getting sick of this. I'd like to get a job wo...I'm getting sick of this. I'd like to get a job working with people that are more honest, less self-serving and agenda-driven, and know when to shut their mouths - you know, a job like selling cars or something.biff_tannenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08838203004161470081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-16706121436430378222008-11-22T14:03:00.000-05:002008-11-22T14:03:00.000-05:00Come on Donovan McNabb, shut up already! Ties are...Come on Donovan McNabb, shut up already! Ties are fantastic!Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08373877390243501153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-12060995758773060352008-11-22T10:55:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:55:00.000-05:00So you say that guy over there is our commissioner...So you say that guy over there is our commissioner? Damn, I don't think he's qualified to be the commissioner of the More Taste League.walnutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09568280095214991589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-14322330174956570292008-11-22T10:10:00.000-05:002008-11-22T10:10:00.000-05:00Selig wonders if making the losing team give him a...Selig wonders if making the losing team give him a foot massage would further spice up the All-Star game.Wade Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04280166609560786414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-77336390669621455842008-11-22T08:26:00.000-05:002008-11-22T08:26:00.000-05:00"The dingleberry never falls far from the ass." Oh..."The dingleberry never falls far from the ass." Oh--but a revenue sharing ass it is!<BR/><BR/>Richard-Myrtle Beach, SCRichard &amp; Sarah Jenkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08962254984265756495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5519438433159625912008-11-22T07:03:00.000-05:002008-11-22T07:03:00.000-05:00You see what I did there? That was underwear. I...You see what I did there? That was underwear. I'll show you the bathing suit one next. You see the difference?coolnameherehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13748969552618225627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-20993239948648753692008-11-22T03:12:00.000-05:002008-11-22T03:12:00.000-05:00"must......avoid.....eye contact.......with.........."must......avoid.....eye contact.......with........Suzyn."Jimmy in Singaporenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-34443228118909679042008-11-22T01:20:00.000-05:002008-11-22T01:20:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Rick James Bible Ownerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-5651230368500050022008-11-22T01:08:00.000-05:002008-11-22T01:08:00.000-05:00Selig (thinking): "I've dealt with a lot of bullsh...Selig (thinking): "I've dealt with a lot of bullshit, but nothing was worse than fighting The Giant Chicken. It was supposed to be dead now--<BR/>Ho. Ly. SHIT!"<BR/>(window breaks)Rick James Bible Ownerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782900718404244564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-66292568334257585162008-11-21T23:28:00.001-05:002008-11-21T23:28:00.001-05:00Selig: George Steinbrenner? Bud Selig here. I want...Selig: George Steinbrenner? Bud Selig here. I want to talk about Hal Steinbrenner. I understand he's been dividing his time between The MLB and The Yankees. I cannot have that.<BR/><BR/>George Steinbrenner: Well I don't know who he is but if you want him that bad I'm not giving him up that easily.<BR/><BR/>Selig: Oh is that so. Playing a little hardball huh Jonnyboy?<BR/><BR/>George Steinbrenner:Jeff Collierhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03806883964910116562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88229349508070155242008-11-21T23:28:00.000-05:002008-11-21T23:28:00.000-05:00NEWMAN!NEWMAN!Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00035415522450543305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-11961267788985819272008-11-21T23:19:00.000-05:002008-11-21T23:19:00.000-05:00Reporter: What do you think of the job that Selig...Reporter: What do you think of the job that Selig has done as Commissioner of baseball?<BR/><BR/>Steinbrenner: I think that douchebag has done an awful job. He has made it more and more harder for the Greatest Team Ever to win the World Series. Interleague play? We don't have time to be bothered with The League No One Cares About. The Wildcard? That has no purpose other than to let some JFeinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03812894545867319859noreply@blogger.com