Formed in 1996 after Art Model moved the Browns to Baltimore (all Browns statistics remain with the new Cleveland franchise), it took them several years to build a decent football team. In 2000, behind an amazing defence and streaky quarterback Trent Dilfer, they won Super Bowl XXXV as a wild car team. They've made the playoff 2 more times since, most recently in 2003. However, in generaly, Baltimore teams have seen great defenses, but have been plagued by bad offenses.

"The Baltimore Ravens have done what the old Cleveland Browns could not. They have won the Super Bowl, dominating the Giants."

A game in which a man takes a shit on his girlfriends hand while she falls asleep on the couch in a Ray Lewis jersey, then using a feather he tickles her nose so she smashes the shit in her face, making her resemble and smell like the actual Ray Lewis.

I watched the Baltimore Raven game last night and I swear Ray Lewis was blacker and more shit-smelling than ever.