First off, this bottle is way too big: the plastic is so flimsy that it just about collapses when you tip to pour it. And the drink is like old coffee sitting in a cup with undissolved sugar grains on the bottom. Bitter, earthy, with chocolate after tones.

It's really terrible tasting as a drink, but it has left a wonderful complex chocolate flavor in my mouth. Sort of an odd drink more than enjoyable, with strange flavors of a bad coffee or a bad tea. But I do give it credit for being interesting, at least!