Venu Sethumadhavan Nair

This is who I am....

36 years in my infancy (or is it adultery!!!), there is nothing spectacular to talk about me. Working for the worlds largest consulting firm for about 11 years now, my interests vary from collecting dead bugs & feeding them to my neighbours cat to hunting down squirells and stealing their nuts. Squashing centipedes in my backyard is another extreme sport I fancy. Badminton is the name of the game and my favorite shot is between my legs.. seriously. I hear a thunderous applause when I get the shot right, and an "ouch" when I get it wrong. Anyway, this site is dedicated to all my travelling endeavours, with brief notes of my encounters with the 4th kind (i have met the 3rd kind already among my friends). Motorcycling is the way of life for me as it gives me immense...... backpain :-D On a serious note, wise men say, if you need happiness for a few minutes, have sex, for a year, get married, for a lifetime, motorcycle!!! Having said that, here is my quick bio...

Year of Birth : 1977 ADYear of Death : As per the life line on my palm, my personal palmist says I will kick the bucket only in 2075. That fu*&^% better be true to his words, I have made some amazing master plans for my life ahead.Sex : Preferably all round the year. Oh wait, wrong answer. I am male. Sorry.Qualification : Qualified enough to fill any application. What more do you want. Every thing else on earth runs purely on common sense, logic and gravity.Music : If I am listening to rap at 6.30 AM, it is raaga at 8, hiphop at 10, punk at 12, jazz at 1, hindustani at 5, rock at 8 and I roll at 10.Family : A wife and a kid is all I can afford at this time.

And this is what I think of....

Religion: My take on religion....well, it is like a penis. It's nice to have, and it's okay to be proud of, but please: don't go parading it in public, don't fight over it, and don't﻿ go shoving it down people's throats, especially children.

Food :The village idiot who could not hunt, ride, fish or trap were called Vegetarians. I didn't meet him as I went hunting :-) PETA for me is People who Eat Tasty Animals :-D I do not harm animals to satiate my appetite, I just pick them off the freezer. I dig on Indian and continental, but when it comes to starvation.... I think about the good old proverb... Hunger finds no fault with cookery.

Drink :Coffee, Tea, a pint of Beer, 2 pints of Bacardi, insane amount of coke. This is my form of alcoholism. Drinking.. is vice, drinking and driving... is a mother fucking crime.

And it is me all the way from here.....

Now that is my 350 CC 2004 Royal Enfield Bullet, with the old iron cast engine, single cyclinder, 4 stroke, OHV, 18 BHP with a torque of 3.26 KM fitted with a Micarb VM 24 Carburetor. She is however now loaded with K&N performance filters. And for the silencer, it is the Goldie, too loud for the thump, wonder why they call it a 'Silencer'. Though the front wheel shocks has hydraulic damping, i have had my share of trouble. I have touched 120 KM, but had to leave her to the mechanic to rebore her. She has gone through more overhaul than any bollywood chick. Hmmmm, thats the RE for you. She is 5 years old at the moment, ageing gracefully. I call her Zeppelin177. Why Zeppelin... Who knows, it just sounds too cool.

And it is a Canon EOS 400 D - 18-55 MM lens

I am still wondering why the aperture value is important to take steady shots, and the shutter speed is a key element to capture good images. But without losing any more hope, I continue to learn the art of photograpahy and hope to exhibit my works soon.

I now know how many people visited my site. Its a shame I wont know who :-(