Song of Songs 6th Movement-- Da Rap dat Wraps, When Solomon Got Some Head

{NOTE for Club Conspiracy: For purposes of continuity, since I began last year posting my translations of Song of Solomon I thought I would upload my latest installment for you edification. Thank you}

ENCHANTMENT OF ENCHANTMENT

[or, DA RAP DAT WRAPS][

[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: As Fra N. assembled his collection of ancient hebrew texts together for translation purposes he has mainly made use of the MT found in the most current version of SACRA BIBLIA and noted the various texual variants found in the MASSORA.

In our previous movements of the Canticle of Solomon, we have noted Solomon speaking to us in a very definate Elizabethan dialect. Why both he and the Shulamite would switch to a Hip Hop Remix dialect within this chapter eludes us. Fra N. feels however that while translating various factors were in play that may have made the difference. For example, the fact that the translator was listening to 103.1 JAMZ midnight Hip Hop Remix may have influenced Solomon's voice somewhat, and after having a second glass of Chianti, the translator may have been feeling what he has styled the 'Shulamite Vibe'.

On a theological note for study within the greater church community, it is important to point out that Solomon is in fact engaging in what is known as 'Gettin' some Head'. Frater feels that this may be neglected among the husbands and wives of our brotherhood in Christ, and hopes and desires that all husbands and wives would never neglect to be givin' the head.

Givin' the Head is as important as gettin' the head. And we will explore this more deeply in our next movement of Song of Solomon where we discover that the Shulamite indeed forces the great King and Lover to 'give the head' to her as well. We will learn that she is trying to teach him how to both till, fertalize, prime, and water, her Garden as she is doing to the King in this chapter.

While we find that the dialect has shifted, the translator is certain that he has been faithful to the spirit of the sacred writ and sends this chapter forth to the brethren at large in hopes that it may be a blessing to all.]