04:28 pm - News from LaptopiaI think my 'puter is dead, dead, dead. At least, the hard drive makes some unfortunate noises, and it won't boot into either Windows or Linux. Something about missing operating system kernels. Finicky bastard.

In my day, we didn't HAVE operating system kernels, and we were damn glad to CARVE our emails on STONE TABLETS!!!

So, now, as I type this on my laptop, I have but one thing to say:

Oh God, oh God, oh dear GOD IN HEAVEN, if you have EVER loved me at all, PLEASE for the sake of all that is HOLY, give me a USB MOUSE!!!! I can't take this fricking touchpad anymore!!! And while you're at it, please, PLEASE, disable that fricking CAPS LOCK kEY THAT KEEPS GETTING stuck!!!