Urinating (or defecating) in public will cost you $126; removing (or planting) a tree is a bargain at $76; and driving through a parade, well, that depends if you're on a bike or in a car.

Before you plan a night of mayhem and reckless abandon, you might want to check your wallet. Because lawlessness has a price in this city. And according to the bail schedule of the Municipal Court of San Francisco, it ranges from $27 for walking your dog without a leash to $1,351 for driving without insurance.

Below are some infractions that might be of particular interest. Unabridged copies of the Bail Schedule are available at the city's law library (401 Van Ness) or Municipal Court (850 Bryant, Room 101).