“Love is the end of happiness! The end! Because one day all a guy’s got to do to be happy is to watch the Mets. The next day you gotta have [your girlfriend] in the room watching the Mets with you. You don’t know why. They’re the same Mets, it’s the same room…but you gotta have [her] there.”

“I always say that the essence of my work relies fundamentally on two basic principles: objectivity and observation, or “the two obs” as I call them. My work relies on my ability to remain absolutely, purely objective, detached. I have mastered the fine art of detachment. And while it comes at some cost, this supreme objectivity is what makes me, I dare say, the greatest observer the world has ever known.”

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