The DNC's Favorite Moments from the Orlando Debate

The DNC lost no time in stringing together their favorite tidbits from Thursday night's Fox News/Google GOP debate, showcasing what they thought were the most incriminating moments for the candidates.

Well, they really caught us red-handed, didn't they? Apparently, the idea of ending the Department of Education, which would stop the federal government from laundering taxpayer dollars through an ineffective, wasteful bureaucracy that plays into unions' hands to prevent free-market incentives and competition and foists one-size-fits-all solutions onto the entire country instead of letting federalism work its magic (whew, inhale), is undermining the middle class. Or something.