• Best Cubs Highlight Ever: Did I say they were "getting antsy"? Because I meant "losing their minds." [Home Run Derby]

• Janitor!: High school kid shatters backboard. High school kid's future grandchildren shatter eardrums to avoid hearing the story again. [Sox and Dawgs]

• I said "sweep the leg": No. 1 high school girls team in the country faces horrible, under-(wo)manned opponent, yet chooses not to humiliate them by 100 points. Kreese would be so disappointed. [Examiner]