I saw this new trailer for Knight & Day a few nights ago, and I was kind of blown away by how craptastic it looks. Like, did you ever watch The Bourne Identity and wish it had more Cameron Diaz pratfalls? No? Well, too bad. This film seems to borrow heavily from Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the Bourne series, plus a dash of Cameron Diaz acting wacky in just about every comedy she’s made:

The digital effects are truly terrible, right? But I did enjoy Tom Cruise’s “SQUEEE!!” jump face. Agent Bedhead points out that “the movie really emphasizes the ‘Crazy Cruise’ vibe and completely runs with it. This is a rather clever (i.e., predictable yet still amusingly tongue-in-cheek) approach of capitalizing upon Cruise’s couch-jumping reputation, but I still think the man himself really is an unhinged, lift-wearing midget.” I think that’s how we should refer to Tom from now on. We should just say, “Oh, Tom? The unhinged, lift-wearing midget. Him. Did you see his face when he jumped?”

She is tall and I got heavy Mr and Mrs Smith vibe from it to. I thought that was just me. Just some parts seem to resemble it, like when she is only wearing a shirt, a men’s shirt. I think I am ready to see Tom in some more serious roles again. Its so sad to see him lose that movie star sparkle he once had. Its so sad.

I’m just so over Tom Cruise. He overshadows his films now, but in a good dramatic role I can maybe get past that. In a goofy action thriller, not so much. I didn’t really care for Mr. & Mrs. Smith, so if this is similar, I’ll probably pass.

They are an odd pairing. He must have needed mega-lifts to stand next to her!

That actually looks pretty fun and I’m not a Cruise fan. My only hesitation is that I have no desire to see them make out and I’m sure there is some of that in the film. It would at least be fun to see all the ways they come up with to make him seem taller than her. He’s probably standing on a box a lot of the time.

LOL!!! How bad does that look. Please TC, go AWAY! Or maybe stick around a wee bit longer because you do actually crack me up and there arent enough cheap laughs in the world. How many apple boxes must they have carted around the set so that he could stand next to CD without his testicles retracting into his body?? What a douche.

Tropic Thunder was his best role in years. I agree that he overshadows his roles . We saw Valkyre and it wasn’t bad but TommyBoy was the elephant in the film. Every other actor became their role and Tommy was just crazy Xenu loving Tommy.

The worst case of closeted Littlemantis ever. Love that pic of him flying down like he just saw bare mancheeks. What an idiot.
I resent that he constantly tries to force himself on the public that he’s a hero.
Now with this latest news of upper ranked Scientology beat-downs (and Katie’s unexplained bruises), I think there’s a great probability that he’s far darker than just annoying.
He just seems saturated with delusions and facade, sick.

well where do i start… because tom cruse got the second aireing of the south park episode “why wont tom cruse come out of the closet” pulled i cant really respect him. this new movie is just another attempt for people to forget that he’s just another actor. He needs to really convince me to be a fan again… Sorry Tom…