Sadly Jacob Rees-Mogg is not taking part, his cat wasn’t feline up to it. The big pussy. Who will be found in-fur-ior? The challengers have a meowntain to climb tabby crowned the winner. They’ll be having kittens the night before. It’s going to be pawsome. Guido is going to stop with the puns now. He wouldn’t want to milk it… No cheetahs.