She may look vaguely South Park-ian, but does that detract from the overall charm of this soft, felty version of a lady who lurves her lipstick? ‘Course not! Small and cuddly enough to cup in the palm of your hand! And so uniquely chic.

Perfect for keeping your skinny jeans from falling down at one of those Rock Shows!
Flower Power, though: wasn’t that a slogan those dirty hippies used in
the 60s when they weren’t protesting the Vietnam War, bumping uglies
in peace-emblazoned sex vans, or writing songs about drugs on their guitars?

Sometimes, a speech isn’t just a speech. It’s a lifestyle, for gosh sakes. Which is
why this girly pink Sarah Palin “Community Organizers Suck” T-shirt will send all
the right social signifiers out to all the right people. Its been decorated lovingly for you with a rainbow array of fabric markers. And, as the
seller notes, it’s perfect for layering–“not too thin, not
too beefy.” Dress it up or down.

Order in bulk now, just in case someone in your household accidentally gets knocked up tomorrow. “No more ugly burp cloths over your shoulder. Fun fashion burp cloths are now here.” Whoever said fashion and politics didn’t mix was on Cruizeazy pills!

Women are supposed to vote for McCain-Palin: the buttons are pink, see? That new, fitted H&M fall blazer you just bought is practically begging to have the lot of these stuck on its lapel. They’d work equally well on a black messenger bag, of course.

This was hand-made in Palmer, Alaska, which is “right next to Sarahs hometown of Wasilla!” OMG, so basically, you can totally say you stole this festive ornament from Sarah Palin’s kitchen when she had you over for that End-of-Summer Moose-Burger BBQ! Double scene points for thieving!