Disclaimer: Haley and Missy belong to Jessica Bendinger and others.Dedication: Written very, very quickly for nikitangelAuthor's Note: Quick flashfic with very bad puns.

"Did you see what those archeology students found in Britain?"

Haley stretched her arms over her head, maneuvering them in between the slats of her headboard, and yawned. What was her roommate talking about? The tv was on some news station, but Haley never paid attention.

"Well, did you?"

"No, Missy, I did not, because I was asleep. What did they find?"

"They found an ancient door," Missy said, and started to laugh. Oh, crap. She was always like that, giving away the punchline. "It had a stone hinge on it."

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