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Thursday, January 21, 2010

The other day we were leaving a church activity and it was a bit late at night considering we had 9am church (or 6:30am meetings in M's case) the next morning. We were trying to herd the kids out the door, but Scott insisted that he needed to stop for a drink at the drinking fountain.

G: "Fine, Scott. Get a drink real quick."

Parents turn away distracted by one of the other kids, then turn back to Scott.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Has anyone else seen that you can buy postage stamps at Costco? Not only can you buy a roll of 100 stamps at Costco, but you can buy them at a DISCOUNT! Albeit a slight discount, but a discount nonetheless. I've always thought a postage stamp was like a little adhesive chunk of money. You know, like a dollar bill with double sided tape on it. It weirds me out a little.

How did Costco negotiate this arrangement? Did it threaten to withhold the toilet paper supply for all of the country's post offices? Is the Postmaster General addicted to Kirkland Signature hot wings? Did Coscto threaten to sell prepaid FedEx envelopes instead?

Hey Costco, if I'm willing to buy in bulk, what kind of deal can you get me on rolls of quarters???

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Sometimes it's just hard to hear the "laugh track." You know what I mean?

I had a few of those months before the holidays, but we had a great Christmas and lately things seem to be getting better (knock on wood). We've progressed from "I'm going to go wallow in self-pity" to "I'm pretty sure I will look back on this and laugh... eventually... someday... right?..."