Is it a revelation? He’s just now realizing he’s an eel? He seems pretty calm about it. Perhaps this is the moment he comes to terms with his eelness. That’s kind of beautiful, really.

Or is he making an apology? Maybe he feels he led us astray that time he wowed us with his knowledge of planets and black holes and the general bigness of the cosmos and he needs to set the record straight. He’s just an eel. An eel with knowledge, but a humble eel.

A confession? An affirmation? What do you think?

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Please notice how I didn’t make a really bad pun up there about Eel deGrasse Tyson. I didn’t.

But now that I’ve told you what they are, you’re thinking, “Oh, yeah, those are totally dinosaurs.” right? You see their dinosaurishness, right? I mean, you believe me when I say they’re dinosaurs, don’t you?