The Most Expensive Items You Can Buy on Amazon

I love Amazon. And I give Amazon a LOT, LOT, LOT of money! In fact, in 2014 I personally ordered $36,119.70 in the form of 257 orders, and we referred over $300,000 worth of sales tracked from product recommendations or sharing what I bought, etc.

But those numbers PALE in comparison to some of the most expensive products available on Amazon! Some of them may be worth it, but some are just crazy! A $26,000 motorcycle helmet?!? REALLY? Anyway, here they are!

This item just goes to prove that you really only need to save $1 in order to have your great, great, great, great, great, great, grandchildren get rich! Just bury that thing somewhere for a few hundred years and make sure its in perfect condition! They claim this is the second best specimen of this rare coin – so just imagine what the FIRST best would cost!

Why would you mess around with a wimpy 80″ or 90″ curved TV, when you could have a 105″ 4K 3D TV for a cool $120 Grand? This bad boy will look fantastic on your living room wall. Of course, I put one in my bathroom…

If you happen to be an NFL football player, a rock star, or Tiger Woods trying to apologize to your wife for like 28 affairs, you might want to pick up this $115k necklace with 23 carats of both sapphires and diamonds!

If you’re shopping on this list, you probably have like a 10,000 square foot home, and you’re going to need some full sized arcade style video game machines to put in there! So start the collection with the Deadstorm Pirate 2 player enclosed booth game!

If you happen to have an unlimited expense account from a local municipality, why not pick up a few a few radar trailers to scatter around and hand out tickets. At $22k a pop these baby’s will pay for themselves in no time with all the tickets you’ll rack up.

I don’t know about you, but $985,000 sounds a little steep for bad porn. You could surf the internet and get it for free all day long. Or you could hand over about a Million bucks for a dead French dude’s painting.

Lets say you have a really big, straight pole (not a dirty joke), and you want that pole bent. Big time. That’s where the $160k Baileigh bender comes into play! Pick one of these bad boys up and you can do a LOT of damage to pretty much anything you have laying around the house. Or the junkyard.

And I quote, “…the Rexcan CS+ line is available at half the price of other structured-light 3D scanning solutions.” Wow, that’s a good thing, considering this bad boy costs $50k! And that doesn’t even include the $2,500 shipping cost! What are they going to do, hop on a plane and deliver it in person?

Ok, that’s it for now! if you come across any other uber expensive stuff on Amazon do me a favor and drop a link in the comments below! I’m fascinated by the high dollar value of some of the stuff you can find on Amazon! :-)

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