The Witch Files
feels like a rejected CW teen series that was reworked into a low budget
independent film. And in case it isn’t clear, I don’t mean that as a
compliment. With a cast of flat teenage stereotypes played by attractive
mannequins standing in for actors, a nonsensical found-footage format, and
cheesy CGI effects, I was thankful for a run-time under 90-minutes. Even with
improved budget and cast, I don’t think I could have endured an entire season
of a Witch Files TV series.