I want to make this card work. I'm gonna use this in Wild Ranked first because there's more dude synergy there, then I'm gonna head to Standard when I'm done. I still believe this card has a lot of untapped potential.

We lost many men to get here, brothers, but here we stand. Now, on this precipice of experience, at this climax in our adventure thus far, comes the ultimate investment! We, as Silver Hand Recruits, servants of the light, report for duty!

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Wait, what? Only +2/+2 and Taunt?! Where's the Quartermaster?!? I want to file a complaint.