Some inane thoughts, disjointed ideas, half truths, misbegotten–musing for you, if you want to continue reading this, they maybe of some help, or maybe they'll just be amusing, maybe not, but anyway.......
...OF ALL THE BLOG JOINTS IN ALL THE TOWNS IN ALL THE WORLD, YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MINE………..

Something to ponder on as you wander on

Some liars are born that way, some are self-made; but the really great ones are elected to Congress…--------------------------------------------------------------

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

ITS RECOMMENDED...............

I normally don’t do this,, but I feel that I have to make anexception for this…I’m going to recommend a blog siteto you,, all my adoring Prozac fueled readers...Itshttp://www.amyoops.com/,, I was there yesterday whileskipping thru the woods looking for Grandma’s house…But be warned,, you will be there awhile,, its very funny,,(well it was to me) and in times like these its good to beable to laugh,, and not just at my photo…And Drowsey,,it has lots and lots of ‘stupid men’ jokes….

According to the online translator, this is what you said, very nice broken english you have there sir. I hear it with a French accent ...

"Good morning Drowsey miss, you are in research amend, today as always. I not of Yahoo, me Google... I hope that the sun shines on you and you do not accept a sun to burn. had you sure and happy one holiday of Canada?. Very to the left on the pie for me?."

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND AWARDS:

#1…Hefner certified boob inspector:(All boobs inspected before entering this site)#2…Kaytel Laureate#3…Winner of the Golden Push-Pin Book Award for; “How I learned to hate you,, while pissing in my boot”#4…Certified trainer of flyin pink elephants#5…Circumnavigated the globe in a leaky diaper when I was 3#6…Able to eat peanut butter and whistle ‘Dixie’ at the same time#7…Able to bend steel with a hydraulic press#8…Original signer of the Magna Farta#9…First person to recognize that Rosie O’Donnell is an idiot#10..Able to light up a room by using a light switch

go away come no further

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your sillyEnglish K-nnnnnnnniggits!I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!