First Chapter First Paragraph Tuesday Intros ~ The Royal Wedding Crashers

Big fluffy spider make better pets than puppies: they’ve got more eyes, and they’re better at knitting. Like most puppies, they enjoy nibbling at people just for fun; however, unlike most puppies, their bites are generally venomous.
This is why Prince Pepino, who had just received a big fluffy tarantula as a present from his godfather the Tsar of Marok, was now covered in greenish poisonous spider bites from the tip of his nose to his big toe.