Big, boomy breasts are the stars of this parody as one tit sings to the other. "Droopy boobs, droopy boobs, gravity grabbed on too soon, we could use a little lifting up," she says. What happened? We used to be perky and bouncing, but "if we don't get some support real soon, folks will think we're nuts."

Hugs! All I really want are hugs. In the morning I like hugs. And in the evening I like hugs. So let me say, hugs were meant to give away. A hug means more than words can say. Give me one hug, you'll make my day. Hugging the Beastie Boys won't make you gay.

“When we get older, we start getting heavy,” this fat cat with the banjo sings. “One day we find we weigh as much as your average Chevy.” This chubby kitty says that no matter how much you diet and exercise, the fat comes back the very next day.