College geek: You see, this whole area seems to be encased in a temporal field that fluctuates as circumstances dictate. It is not unlike being trapped in a stasis envelope that prevents the outside world from influencing those of us trapped in here.

<Long pause>

College stoner: Whoa, wait. You mean we're like my weed when I seal it up in a Ziploc?

College geek: <Sighs> Yes, Boner. Human dope in a cosmic baggie. In a nutshell.

"These bite marks... they don't match any known animal of that size. Considering the particular pattern of the incisions, not to mention the burns, which appear to be some form of acid or venom, I can only conclude that these people were killed by some gigantic insect."

"I don't like that answer, doc. What else you got?"

"Sigh. It was a really big bear. A bear that either spits acid or has the worst breath imaginable."

"We'll go with that."

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

*After putting down a group of cyborg nazi coke mules with a infinite ammo assault rifle; the studly, feathered mullet-ed, camouflaged ex-soldier of fortune puts on his aviators and squints through at his ex-best friend turned godless terrorist*

ACTUAL DIALOGUE FROM BAD MOVIE!(SCENE OPENS in beach cottage, night. Door to cottage is smashed open, wet seaweed festooning the wreckage. Wet, webbed footprints cross the living room, to two mangled corpses, the newlyweds who rented the cottage. Their flesh is torn, necks broken, and each has a look of abject terror on their faces .)

(DETECTIVE LT. SMITH SPEAKS)

Round up all the hoboes and vagrants in the area.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.