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The Sexy Pedestrian likes to spend money on creams that promise to transform her bottom, she likes pop culture, media gossip, Marlboro Lights and tacos.
She likes to save on the boring crap in order to splurge on the fabulous.
She has too many shoes.
The Sexy Pedestrian lives in Cork with a man called Johnny and a cat called Jobe. She earns clams as a journalist.
If you visit Cork you cannot stay on her couch.