I drew open the doors to find a shirt and El Chupacabras jumped out at me!!!

APRIL FOOL!

Okay, I’m a few months early for the day of fools, but here in Mexico it is observed on December 28th and it is called DIA DE LOS INOCENTES. Day of the Innocent. Someone planted the mythical monster in my wardrobe and I have strong suspicions. This is the day for all sorts of pranks and when someone falls victim to your gag you say, “inocente blanca palomita.” A white dove is the epitome of innocence.