Woman offers blow jobs in exchange for chicken nugets

31 year old homeless lady offers a BJ for nuggets:

Tuesday's news that a homeless woman had been arrested for "offering BJs" in exchange for Chicken McNuggets at an L.A.-area McDonald's sunk the whole fast food-crime genre to a new low. For years, there have been an increasing number of weird and silly fast food-related crimes, but this latest one was just sad."Khadijah Baseer, 31, was reportedly going car to car, asking drive-thru customers if they'd buy her some McNuggets in exchange for a blowjob," said the LA Weekly in its write-up of the incident.

"She used to go out there in the past asking for money, but this time..." said LAPD Lieutenant John Dilibert of Baseer's activities. The poor woman was starving. All that she had to offer the world was oral sex, and all that the world had to offer her at that moment was a 10-piece box of pre-fabbed chicken nuggets. Like I said, it's a genuinely sad story.

In her defense, Mcdonalds nuggets are awesome. If was the attorney I'd give 1 to the the jury and then ask if anyone would be willing to offer some oral sex for the rest. Not guilty:

Sticky...this is a conspiracy. That chick is really a BB member giving blow j in the micky D line for rep points so she can win the Vargas turbos...not for nuggets. Way to cover it up man but I see through the lies.

Sticky...this is a conspiracy. That chick is really a BB member giving blow j in the micky D line for rep points so she can win the Vargas turbos...not for nuggets. Way to cover it up man but I see through the lies.