Naturally the former fighter went right to his Twitter account to gloat about the beatdown he gave to the unsuspecting party-goers. That Tweet joins a long list of other pathetic nuggets about him killing himself and being an Alpha Male, etc.

War Machine is currently wanted by the Las Vegas police for his involvement in last Saturday's melee. If you're unfortunate enough to know where this reject is hiding, you can inform the authorities by calling 702-385-5555.

Hopefully this clown can be detained before he ends up killing someone. At this point it seems like it's only a matter of time.