Why is Gaga making out with a vanilla sheet cake, you ask? Well, it probably has something to do with her forthcoming “Cake” project video, shot and directed by Gaga’s BFF, Terry Richardson. (If you recall, Terry and Gaga did a book together and he’s also the man reponsible for inspiring her to shave the back of her head.) In case the message wasn’t clear enough, Gaga sent along some clarifying words along with this photo of her slathered in dessert! She elaborated, “The real CAKE isn’t HAVING what you want; it’s DOING what you want.” You said it, guuuurl! But are you sure the real cake isn’t having what you want? Because we’re pretty sure we want those Louboutins you’re wearing, and we’re also pretty sure that if we got them, we wouldn’t slather them in cake. But then again, you probably wanted 12 pairs, got 12 pairs, and used one of them for art! OK now we want 12 pairs too.