The Bachelorette: All the Texas Things (Week 5)

False: San Antonio is in the heart of TX. “Deep in the heart of Texas” is more of a construct than an actual destination. Home is where the heart is, therefore home is the heart of Texas. UGH FOREIGNERS DON’T GET IT.

False: Gruene Hall is in San Antonio. Nah. It’s like 40 minutes away. Kaitlyn did not drive 40 minutes in that old fashioned truck, right? Where’s the footage for that ride…

Fact: A producer made that guy say this: “We might be in Texas, but this ain’t Nick’s first rodeo.”