In which, during the recent Serie D match between Ischia and Delta Porto Tolle, Ischia’s ‘keeper attempts to lump one up-field to alleviate the pressure only to see his own punted clearance loop backwards, bounce awkwardly and finish up in the back of his own net…

Bloody typical striker there, running off celebrating like he’d just raked it into the top corner from 30 yards despite not coming within a 10-metre radius of the whole sorry affair!