There’s a new post up on Cracked today, and instead of writing a misleadingly enticing synopsis of it for you, I’m just going to list the entries and let you decide if it’s worth reading: Hawk Pimp, Para-Hawker, Bear Robbery, Shark Santa, Mammoth Sword, Ogre Parking Enforcement, Samurai Cyclist, The Cycle-Sheik. That is either the best article ever written, or the deadliest superhero team ever assembled. I think you know what you must do.