Have a happy, horny holiday

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Secrets to a frisky holiday season

Six weeks. That’s what the holiday season is for most of us. It’s those six weeks between Thanksgiving and New Year’s. So why not turn those six weeks into sex weeks? Here are five ways to have a happy, horny holiday.

Engage in naughty nutrition

There are too many articles that advise you to be mindful about your eating and drinking during the holidays. I say, eat, drink and enjoy! What are some sexy holiday foods to get you “in the mood?” My favorite is chocolate. The darker the better. Chocolate is a well-known aphrodisiac that stimulates desire. How? It contains two chemical compounds responsible for elevating moods and helping circulation to all parts of the body (including increased blood supply “down there”). The antioxidants in dark chocolate are great for promoting sexual vigor. So indulge in those holiday chocolate bars, cupcakes and brownies. You can always start that diet in the New Year…

And if you’re worried about fitting into that sexy dress after consuming such yummy chocolate? In keeping with the theme, then buy a Yummie Tummie!

Swallow some holiday cheer

Wine can be more than fine during the holidays. In fact, alcoholic beverages have been used to stimulate the libido since ancient times. Wine that is spiced can be a potent aphrodisiac. White port is a powerful aphrodisiac (much more so than red port), especially when paired with strawberries. And then, of course, there’s tequila. Or “tantric tequila” as I like to call it. I haven’t found any traditional research to confirm its aphrodisiac qualities, but I do have a number of girlfriends who will confirm it!

Play Strip Dreidel

Just like eating a bagel, you don’t have to be Jewish to enjoy a good game of Strip Dreidel. All you need is a dreidel, a partner (or two!) and a bottle of Manischewitz or tequila. Just spin to win! You’ll get tipsy and naked in no time at all. You can either make up your own rules, or read my special rules at: www.FiftyTwoShadesofBlueish.com.

Make some Mistletoe Madness

Nope. You don’t have to celebrate Christmas to enjoy some Mistletoe Madness! In fact, it can be quite fun to engage in this activity right after a hearty game of Strip Dreidel. Oh sure, anyone can stand under the mistletoe and get that requisite peck on the lips, but not you. During Mistletoe Madness, you get with a partner, get naked, grab your mistletoe and wave it over each part of your body that needs some kissing. Maybe then you can engage in some frisky reindeer games…

Have happy holiday sex

More sex means less stress, and because the holiday season can be filled with stress, I advise having lots of it. Sex, that is. Here’s what happens, though. The stress that comes from enduring those long lines at the mall, dealing with sugar-crazed kids or family members who take all the “fun” out of dysfunctional, does not necessarily put you “in the mood” (unless that mood involves killing someone…). My advice? Do it anyway. And by “it” I mean “sex.”

That’s right. The act of engaging in sex will actually get you in the mood, and after a sexy romp, your body will experience a hormone release that triggers the sense of relaxation and relief that you crave. Plus, there’s always the added benefit that sex burns calories — which works very well with your new naughty diet. So put on your sexy Santa hat or place some Hanukkah gelt in some strategic places and have yourself some happy holiday sex!