I’m so not a hipster…

…because hipsters never would admit to being hipsters because “hipster” is just a label that society placed on this particular group of people who are essentially “evolved” emo kids (who are “evolved” gothic kids. gosh, being alternative is cool.) and hipsters don’t believe in labels because labels group people together, which would prove that this “group” is conforming to something. and hipsters are nonconformists.