The plump frump gets pumped in his lumpy rump by a schlumpy mugwump, so his snumps don't really make the chump grumpy.

On Mondays, he and the schlumpy mugwump go mumping at the cemetery, and on Fridays, the schlumpy mugwump and the plump frump with the lumpy rump spend all day flumping, then cumping over their clumped dumps after
the plump frump blumpkins the schlumpy mugwump.