Quotes from the Movie Nacho Libre

I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.

Nacho

Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Nacho

Do you remember the time when everyone was screaming my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.

Nacho

Get that corn outta my face!

Nacho

Don't you want a little taste of the glory!

Nacho

You are crazy!

Nacho

When the fantasy has ended, And all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, Helps me to carry on. I ate somes bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, To wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow. No, no, no, no, no, no, way jose. Unless you want to then, We break our vows together! Encarnacion! Encarnacion! Encarnacion! Encarnacion!

Nacho

I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.

Nacho

Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.

Nacho

Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!

Nacho

Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.

Nacho

Well to tell you the truth.

Nacho

Take it easy

Nacho

At night I play my games, I go to sleep,I think of Rameses!The people in the strees.They throw him treats. They throw him candies! Will he ever lose? We'll never know. He'll never find these![Nacho puts his hands up] NO!! Rameses is the best, even though he rhymes with "Painses"!!! RAMESES!!!!