Jimmy Fallon Trimmed Jared Leto's 'Bush' Last Night

Celebrity-whisperer Jimmy Fallon offered Jared Leto some unsolicited advice when the actor/singer/owner of flawless, flaxen locks was a guest on The Tonight Show last night: "Take the beard down a notch." We're sure anti-beard folks everywhere applauded furiously, but even us pro-scruffers could get on board with a little trim, especially after he admitted that he had been growing it since the Oscars. But rather than leave Jared to his own devices after the show, Jimmy decided to take matters into his own hands right then and there:

"You trimmed my bush," said the Oscar-winner, visibly impressed. (Ha.) And we have to applaud the late night host for a subtle and respectable cut. Jared looked slightly more pulled together for their staring contest later, without losing any of his Jared Leto-ness. But mainly we're just relieved that he didn't whip out some scissors and touch that perfectly ombré-ed hair, because that would be a real tragedy.