Janeane Garofalo: I lived in Tierra del Fuego and then Zimbabwe before coming back to the States to earn my nursing degree, which was fulfilling, but very emotional draining. So I decided to bartend for a while.

Greg Grunberg: Okay.

Janeane Garofalo: You know, they’re very similar; caring for the weak, right?

Greg Grunberg: Ha ha.

Janeane Garofalo: So, Publilius Syrus says…

Greg Grunberg has stopped listening and, instead, is staring toward the door. AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long is playing loudly.

Janeane Garofalo: Oh fuck.

Janeane Garofalo: Dude, will you turn that shit down!

Bruce Walrath: Sorry.

Janeane Garofalo: I can’t believe those two idiots are back.

Greg Grunberg: Why is that when women are threatened by beautiful women, they go right to insulting their intelligence?

Janeane Garofalo: Whoa! This has nothing to do with being threatened. They have the mental capacity of two year olds.

Zoe Saldana (in a child’s voice): What’s your favorite movie?

Kate Bosworth (also in a child’s voice): My favorite movie is Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Do you like my drum?

Zoe Saldana: I want to play with it.

Zoe Saldana: It’s my turn.

Kate Bosworth: Hey, give me my drum back.

Janeane Garofalo: What do you want?

Kate Bosworth: Dirt. A dog. Beer. A water. A water!

Janeane Garofalo: And you?

Zoe Saldana: Gimme orange juice.

Kate Bosworth: I got Buzz Lightyear underwear.

Kate Bosworth: I have to go poo-poo and then I have to go pee-pee. Stinky pee-pee.