People often make two mistakes when the come to this forum. OK, let's be honest, they make a hell of a lot more than two mistakes, but we'll concentrate on those two for the sake of argument and brevity.
The first mistake new visitors make when coming here is thinking that a person's Karma score

Give me ONE good reason you don't suck.
Come on, I dare you.
Name one benefit, one good poster, prove to me that for every one of you that spells &quot;you're&quot; correctly, there aren't 50 more of you that spell it &quot;ur&quot; or &quot;your&quot;.
Your all morons.
Die.
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I wan't going to post this here as it's, well, sort of embarassing.
But I thought it might be cathartic to splooge this forum with my problem and see if the Arsylumites (or as Moebius calls them, &quot;we&quot;) can offer their usual supportive and well thought-out suggestions.
See, I've accid

I went to work this morning with the thought in the back of my mind. It had been lying there all week, occasionally rising close to the surface and then finding itself roughly bludgeoned back to the murky depths as my secondary creature needs often are when I have a goal in sight. But it was a pat

Since Skeet is making all the newbies introduce themselves, all you forum trolls should say hey to the newbies. It's only fair. Same stuff applies here as the newbie thread. Just a little about yourself, your interests, and if you are a lady, naked picture links.

By reading the assorted works of literary brilliance I have plastered about the board-- like a child's crayon portaits
proudly attached to her mother's refrigerator-- you'd probably assume that I, Thundra, am the world's first ultra-sentient artificial intelligence, an expansive array of unfathoma

Tacosid made a quick name for himself here on Alla’s boards as a pompous arrogant prick. Lets look into the origins of such a man, shall we?
Taco’s arrogance comes from needing to be the center of attention. Many have suggested that this stems from his traumatic past. As a young boy he was repeat

New orders from the front:
Anyone who posts needs to suck less, you are driving away the decent posters with your crappy one line spam.
1. Henceforth anyone with less than 500 posts must post more than a 50 word count submission. With so few posts we assume you are a 14 year old who found m

Ok, listen up. Here's the bitter truth about the Asylum.
The Asylum used to be the Out of Topic forum. Prior to that, it was the OoT forum on the uBB boards. It was populated by a subgroup of EQ posters who became rather insular and xenophobic. When we moved to the new boards, we continued to

I've always been fairly prudish in the sack. By 'prudish' I don't mean 'I fu[i][/i]ck like a dead Catholic nun', I just mean that if I compiled a list of my sexual exploits (i.e. positions and techniques and whatnot) and input the data into Kaolian's Freak-o-meter it would probably guess I was a 19

Everything in life is governed by a few simple rules. The rules vary, depending on what it is that needs governing, but everything you do has to meet some criteria to be considered successful, has to follow some guidelines to be valid.
Take posting on the interwebs. Now, some of you will bristl

Alright, I occasionally find links on various posts to online comics. I read www.wtfcomics.com through, and that was great (former EQ junkie), and one other. Problem is, I forgot it's name, and regularly clear my History, so I have no idea where it was, and I was enjoying reading it.
The specif