Sorry about it being a day late, got kinda busy there for a few days.
1.) Has anyone ever told you that you slightly resemble a woman who might enjoy the flavor of vagina?
Yes on several occasions. Mostly from EatDirt.

2.) How high up on the Microsoft ladder are you? Do you have any of their secrets that you can tell us about without having your hand and/or balls removed?
I'm just above custodian. Its not a secret but at the MS Campus there is an area where you can see into offices. 4 story office buildings. Well, we could see a guy working all day. Never getting up. So we went to lunch and I was gonna wave at the dude to get him to take a break. We get around the corner, its Master Chief sitting in a cubicle. Next to him...Homer Simpson.

3.) Why Florida? There are other places that don't get snow too, you know.
90% of my family, closest family reside in North Florida. Just never reached out to live elsewhere other than my grandpa on my mom's side asked me to live with him. He never went through with it.

4.) What do you see yourself being like when you get old? Any hereditary stuff that might come to bite you in the ass?
I'm wiser by the day with people in general and how to deal with them in a work setting while maintaining my sanity through their insane pleas for free shit.
I see me making it big in one or two companies. I really want to be a Microsoft Trainer or VP of Retail Sales. I could do something similar with At&t.
High blood pressure is inherent.

5.) If drugs and alcohol weren't addictive or bad for you in any way, would you at least try them?
If they didn't smell or taste like shit, 0 negative effects and were legal, no. Then again, probably because it'd be like soda or a camp fire.

6.) What ever became of that whore who dumped you and ran off to Korea or wherever the fuck it was? Can you look at her life and laugh at how much better than her you are now?
She came back, has my dog and is engaged as of today with said Korean. She's doing her own thing. We speak very seldom.
She has my dog because she helped save her a long time ago and I really don't have room or yard or time for a dog. As much as I love her, just would be better with her for space and attention sake.

8.) Is living with EatDirt awesome, mediocre, or does it flat out suck, and why?
Awesome. I've known him for nearly 12 years and we see each other maybe 3 times in the week between my jobs and him being off Friday-Sunday.
Microsoft's Plans to rule the world?
One PC at a time, then one phone at a time, then one console at a time, and one tablet at a time. All with the Windows Ecosystem.

What was your job before you started working for M$?
I've had several. I started at Publix for 6 months, then Tilt as an arcade attendant training to be a mechanic on arcades. That lasted 2 months, then GameStop for 4 years all the way to Manager, then Store Manager in Training for MovieGallery. That lasted 6 months...Then it was Piercing Pagoda for a month. And General Dynamics Land Systems for a year and a half. Then Microsoft. Now since Microsoft, I worked for TMobile last year for a few months until I landed the job with at&t.

If you didn't work for M$, would you still be a XBOX fanboy?
Yeah, I was around for the 360 launch. I'm currently between 360s, sold 3 of the ones I've had and I'm getting the Gears one soon.

What's your favorite game that isn't an XBOX or a computer game?
Chess
How old are you? Got any brothers or sisters?
I'm the oldest of a shit ton, 26. I have (in order):
Stepsister that's 25, full sister that's 25, 22 year old stepsister, 15 year old stepsister, 12 year old halfsister, 10 year old halfbrother, 4 year old stepbrother, 3 yeaeold stepsister. 23 year old stepmom and mother to be. My dad may have kids that we don't know about either.
My full sister has 4 boys.
The GF has a 2yr old and he might as well be mine. I don't know about having one of my own. I'm fine without it, but women gonna women.
Would you happen to have a picture of your grandfather or grandmother that you could show us?
Posting via phone but yes I have pix of both from both sides.
I've met two of my greatgrand fathers before they died and my great grandma is a spring chicken.

What was the wildest sexual experience that you've had?
Having sex standing in the middle of the road at night. I was 16.

Being straightedge, have you ever tried drugs? What was the best/worst experience have you had with it?
Never tried. Never drank. I've been around it. Worst experience was my sister and her shit head bf trying to fight me for snitching... We lived near a cop, so I wasn't having any of that.
What was the hardest drug you've done?
Liquid Nyquil. Shit will make me hallucinate. So I can't take it.

What was the craziest experience you've had with a customer?
One made accusations that I was racist. I'm far from it. I only use racial terms here or with eatdirt and they're always in jest.

The Unofficial GTK thread has more than this because JDS... (like Adam Sandler in Billy Madison..) YOU BLEW IT!

Family Pics:
My granny has the fro on the left, my grandpa is in the back right. He died in 2005, so far that's the hardest I've been hit with close family death. But I also have an Aunt that has cancer, she just turned 40.

My grandma

Can't find one of Grandpa

My mom and dad when they turned 26...and I was 10...weird, I'm 26 now...

This is the only know photo of EatDirt...Peep that movie in his hand (This was my graduation night as well)

(10-05-2011, 02:04 PM)That Guy Wrote: If someone gave you a million dollars with the stipulation that you couldn't do anything with it to better yourself, what would you do with it?

If I were given a million that wasn't for me, I'd better everyone else in my family with it. Like Brewster's millions..except not throwing a big party, giving it away...

I'd give some to the GF to put away for her Son's school. Pay her car off, give her some to pick out a house for us, (doesn't directly benefit me, cause she'll pick everything out...)

Some to my sister to pay for her kids' school.

Some to EatDirt so he can buy a woman, preferably from Russia and a Deaf mute...

Some to my dad for my littlest brothers and sisters school.

I'd give some to charity..I'd find a legit company.

The rest I'd try to find some semi-famous local football players to open up a football camp, maybe become a booster for FSU and get someone to come for a free Football camp. I'd buy all the gear. Of course it wouldn't be tackle football at first. But then move to have a city league..maybe a partner ship with some of the schools to use their fields for football, something like that.

Dangish Wrote:What was the craziest experience you've had with a customer?
One made accusations that I was racist. I'm far from it. I only use racial terms here or with eatdirt and they're always in jest.

That happened to me, some cunt said I was racist because I put her change on the counter rather than putting it in her hand. Then another black dude said I was racist because I wouldn't go crank the A/C in a lounge at the truck stop I used to work at for him.

Also, You should give me the link to see if there are any m$ openings here in the Boston area. KTHNX.

(10-05-2011, 02:04 PM)That Guy Wrote: If someone gave you a million dollars with the stipulation that you couldn't do anything with it to better yourself, what would you do with it?

If I were given a million that wasn't for me, I'd better everyone else in my family with it. Like Brewster's millions..except not throwing a big party, giving it away...

I'd give some to the GF to put away for her Son's school. Pay her car off, give her some to pick out a house for us, (doesn't directly benefit me, cause she'll pick everything out...)

Some to my sister to pay for her kids' school.

Some to EatDirt so he can buy a woman, preferably from Russia and a Deaf mute...

Some to my dad for my littlest brothers and sisters school.

I'd give some to charity..I'd find a legit company.

The rest I'd try to find some semi-famous local football players to open up a football camp, maybe become a booster for FSU and get someone to come for a free Football camp. I'd buy all the gear. Of course it wouldn't be tackle football at first. But then move to have a city league..maybe a partner ship with some of the schools to use their fields for football, something like that.

Alright, now if another person gave you a million dollars to spend only on ideas you've had but not had the money to do, what would you do with it? Doesn't have to be anything smart either, you could buy a lot of cottage cheese-filled football helmets with a million dollars.

(09-30-2018, 12:03 PM)Nebraska Wrote: I would 100% bet that guy is a beanophile

Yes.
I only do it in retaliation though. I let you slide or act as if I'm not bothered until you infringe on me. If what you're doing can directly impact my way of things in any way, you get a warning.
Next step is to someone who can take care of if.

Like in class...if you're cheating..I could give a fuck. The second you look at my paper I'm gonna troll ya wrong answers. You keep doing it is when I get the teacher involved. Cause you know...two people same exact answers near each other, teacher will call em both out.