iElvis, Counter-Revolutionary Cat

I came across this thing on Amazon. It is described as a "Wireless Mini Waterproof Bluetooth Suction Shower Car Handsfree Mic Speaker." There are words there, and they appear to be in English, but I can make little sense of them. I am assuming this is some kind of speaker, but only because speaker is the last word in the string. As you can see here, the photo depicts an amorphous pink blob. The description asserts that it will allow you take phone calls while showering, which is not something human beings should be doing, IMO.