Stan Lee, MARVEL comic legend, debuts cologne called ‘Stan Lee’

Marvel legend and comic book godfather Stan Lee has introduced a new cologne called simply “Stan Lee.”

OK. Let’s get all the Furr’s, hard-peppermint candy and ointment jokes out of the way now. Finished? Sweet. Moving on.

This new product may be a little much, but, you would smell like success. Plus, if you have seen Mallrats — and of course you have if you are reading this blog — you know Mr. Lee has done just fine with ladies through the years. In a sense, Lee is the actual “Most Interesting Man in the World.”

“I don’t always wear cologne, but when I do, it smells like me.”

The fragrance is described as “a fresh and sophisticated fragrance for the adventurous with blends of bergamot, ginger, white pepper, basil, and violet and features layers of cedar, vetiver and musk accords.” Wouldn’t it be awesome if that ended with “finally blasted with radiation for exactly five minutes”?

It’s a fun idea that will make the man even richer, so why not? Will spraying it on my pillow make me any less bummed I was unable to interview Lee at this year’s Denver Comic Con because he had to cancel…? You’ll never know.

Joe Nguyen is the online prep sports editor for The Denver Post. He had prior worked with the Post's YourHub section, covering Adams County and Aurora. His obsessions have ranged from comics books and...

A nerd who is intrigued by all things extraordinary and otherworldly. When he’s not working, he can be found in a small room, playing D&D, pretending to be a three-foot gnome who charges dragons while mounted on a fox.