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>night shift…

>well, hello there. so, ive been working nights and i think night shift makes me insane. concentration is darn difficult. and i feel like i will never catch up on sleep. here are some exciting listed items for your reading pleasure:1. ramen noodle is not food. 2. nothing is open when i get off work at 5:303. when you get a day off and you go swimming in the ocean you should not do so with your cell phone, car keys, dramamine, and $15 in cash in your pocket.4. i can free dive pretty deeply for $15. 5. i do not have the self control to go to the animal shelter and leave without an animal. 6. if you visit me i will try to get you to go to the animal shelter and take an animal back home. 7. although i am generally considered crazy; there is always someone crazier. 8. i really like living alone; but i do get lonely. 9. right at this moment, i am hungry. 10. im apparenty allergic to orange juice; however i feel the need to test the theory, which is stupid, due to the difficulty breathing and the horriific itching and all….but if it isnt the orange juice then i officially let myself get so stressed out that my body basically said, “fuck it; im out” and tried to kill me. so for peace of mind; im blaming the juice.

Squished Together…

I write this blog to make myself laugh, and sometimes I even make other people laugh. Beware, there are probably spelling, syntax, grammar, and formatting mistakes all through this blog--but I try not to frak it up too much. I used to try to maintain two blogs, and since that was ridiculously difficult to do that as well as, you know, live--I decided to 'squish' the two of them together. Regardless of what my best friend thinks, the name of this blog has little to nothing to do with my boobs. *sigh* But, since I have family who could some day find this blog I have decided to put anything somewhat risque under a password. Anyone who would like that password needs only to send me a request. If you make the subject line something like "smut" or "password" it will help. :) Please send all requests to: squishedtogether@gmail.com
*kisses*