Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Ohhhhhh hometowns. What a great week for BachelorNation. Im’ma go back to an old format because I have SO many things to say…

Hometown: Orange County, CA (Amanda)Observations:

- Let’s call it like it is: Ben is WASTED during this opening monologue, right now.

POUR ME ANOTHER

- Amanda could have worn ANY shirt… and she chose this one. This strapless-but-not-strapless, off-the-shoulders-but-not-really little black number, and I’m so overwhelmed by what a bad choice this was. The running and hugging while she's wearing it, the holding her kids, the hanger straps, WHATTA MESS.

- Amanda waiting to see her kids for the first time AND introduce them to Ben at the same time is the WORST idea that’s ever happened. No wonder Little Charlie was a Meltdown Machine. Also quick reminder that no introduction to kids that tops when DeAnna meeting Jason’s son Ty. (Elisa Goodrich, can I get an amen?)

- Ben has apparently never seen a child in his life. He offered the two year Charlie a handshake. Keep it up, Dad Lyfe.

- I’m not doubting that Ben is a geat guy and great with kids. But anyone - ANYONE can pretend to be nice to kids on the beach for two hours. WHY DID AMANDA CHOOSE TO WEAR THAT SHIRT I’M SO STRESSED OUT ABOUT IT lack of punctuation intentional.

- I love that Amanda’s dad thinks Ben is "young"… BEN IS OLDER THAN AMANDA.

Seriously get me a grave plot.

- Of course the two of them putting Charlie down for a nap is going to be a DISASTER. I'm sure Amanda is a great mom, but she is exhibiting NO authority over these girls and it's stressing me out...

- THE LIGHTS ARE SO HARSH AT AMANDA’S HOUSE. If we can see their shadows, you're doing something wrong, Bachelor Gaffer....

- I can't believe this didn't occur to me until this episode. I've been watching this show for years - all the years - and I didn't think of it 'til now: I bet they rent houses for half these people. I feel like JoJo's house was a rental (the one where the producer boyfriend left the roses and the one where her family was) because did anyone else notice how not personalized these homes are? Like, the random beds that they all go sit on to talk? HOW HAVE I NOT CONSIDERED THIS UNTIL NOW?! I bet they rent houses cause they need space for all the lighting and equipment... My brain is doing one of those flip-book flash-backs, circa How to Get Away With Murder right now, as I consider all the blandly decorated homes we've ever seen on this show...

- We all know Ben isn’t going to end up with Amanda. He has got to feel like a DOG right now, trying to peddle himself as a potential father to her family… Memorable Quotes:

- Amanda asks her mom what she thinks about Ben… her response is “he’s sweet.”

- Amanda: “It is hard because my feelings have grown so much today and I’d be heartbroken if I were sent home…”

Can I just take a second to remark that with guys, I sometimes have that notion: “ok Grace, your feelings have grown a lot today, things are going so well, this is kind of crazy.” But then I remind myself: :Grace, shut up. You need to sit down, calm down and SLOW DOWN.”

Works every time.

Hometown: Portland, Oregon (Lauren B) Memorable quotes:

- Ben: “When I saw her for the first time, the world stopped.” I’m SORRY to keep making comparisons, but you know who WOULDN’T be impressed by that line? You guessed it.

"Tell me about your retirement plans, son."

Observations:

LAUREN B: We are in Portland, Oregon. GRACE: And your bra is out, gf.

- The most I’ve liked Lauren B is when she discusses her love of butter – SHOUT OUT TO KIMBERLY IRION, GIRL, I SEE YOU.

- Why is this the longest that Lauren's family has gone without seeing her? I thought she lived in MdR? Oh, sorry, that's what we call Marina del Rey. V trendy, over here.

*Fact: "Of Kings and Prophets" is ABC trying to have a "Game of Thrones." Keep it up, ABC. Keep it up.

Hometown: Somewhere, Ohio (Caila) Observations:

- High school shaped Caila into the woman that she is today. Because she’s had no other experiences in life since she’s 24.

- I need to admit… even though aside from group projects, I wouldn’t really seek Caila out and force her to be my friend (like I did with most people, see: Carolyn Murdock) I can’t help but smile at this home building date. Although I still don’t understand why Caila moved so much as a kid if her dad wasn’t in the army?

- SHE HAD TO GET HER MOTHER TO TELL HER THAT BEN WAS IN LOVE WITH HER?!?! I AM SO STRESSED OUT BY EVERYTHING ABOUT THE QUINN FAMILY. Caila has for SURE fallen the hardest and the fastest, of these four girls. (Yes, "girls.") She full on, Olivia-grade thinks that Ben is her HUSBAND.

For those of you who just joined us, this is Genie doing his
"MAAAAYDAYYY" in Aladdin.

Questions I Have:

- Why has Caila seen a lot of couples on this bench on campus? At this high school? OH. Wait. I totally just figured it out. It’s because it was a co-ed school. DANGIT.

- Why is Caila’s brother sitting at the head of the table?

- WHY DOES SHE CALL HER MOM “MOMMY” Lack of question mark indicative of anxiety about it.

Memorable Quotes:
- Caila’s Dad: “The fact that Caila was emotional all night long means that it is real.”

- Hopefully this is the last thing I say about my Dad, but it would very legitimately go something like this: “Grace has been emotional all night. Which means she must be really tired. Or hungry.”

- JoJo’s ex has learned what love is and has completely matured in 39 days.

I'LL BET.

- JoJo's family is the winningest, so far. Her mother is a lot. But I love her brothers. And how much they love her, AND BEN PATTON'S RETURN TO TELEVISION IS SO GREAT. (Call me!)

- Did anyone else have the same thought that I did, when JoJo's brother Matt greeted her? Am I alone?

- Nothing that Ben (H) is saying to the brothers is making any sense. Granted, he's probably scared spitless right now, but he still has NO real words coming out of his mouth

- I don't know whether or not to applaud the mustache on JoJo's dad, or be appalled by it. Be Appreciative or Appalled. Can't decide.

Memorable Quotes:

- "You've got him up on a pedestal and he's all these great things... YOU ARE THOSE THINGS, TOO, JOELLE." This is how I feel about Ben Patton:

Also just a really quick shout out to my own brother (who, very truly, would say the same things). He very recently started watching this show and reading this blog, so now is obviously a GREAT time to dig up a classic photo:

Sorry not sorry.

Memorable quotes:

- JoJo's mom: "You're not going to get hurt, you are beautiful!"

Let's also see something else from JoJo's mom:

HEY TINA VARGAS, I SEE YOU, GIRL

Questions I have:

- Where was JoJo during this kitchen interrogation? Seriously where was she? How did they get her out of the (fake) family kitchen long enough to grill him?

Rose ceremony:

"It seems silly to say 'I want a rose this week,' cause it's so much more than that..." JUST might be the most profound thing that Lauren B has said.

EACH OF THE GIRLS HAVE HAD THEIR ROOTS DONE AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

Amanda's exit was graceful... And as much as I love tears, I can certainly applaud a graceful exit from the show...

Fantasy Suite Dates next week! Can I get a shout out for the time that Jesse Csincsak told DeAnna Pappas that he'd have to ask her Dad if he could take her to the fantasy suite? Anyone? Bueller?

Monday, February 15, 2016

Again, honestly I didn't take too many notes this week. This was probably due to the immense heat, indoor and out. Yes, you read that right: our thermostat said 80 degrees today. I'm mostly the saddest that Twin Emily - Twemily, if you will, got sent home. She was on my fantasy team. Now I've only got Lauren B left. To be fair, Twemily needed to go home, Ben's mom legitimately burst into tears at the prospect of Twem bearing her grandchildren...

Ben is waving to strangers, driving through Warsaw right now, at the beginning of this episode. He seriously knows no one there. I don't know why he told Lauren B they were at "his place." The guy lives in Denver. And no 26 year old software salesman has a place in Denver AND owns a place in Warsaw.

This post is dedicated to a one Mark Norman. I went to church with Mark when I lived in Miami, and he's just the greatest guy. And he laughs at my jokes, That's always an immense plus. AND HE'S FROM WARSAW, INDIANA. He definitely knows more people in this town than Ben does.

Apparently the only thing for the girls to do there is throw leaves at each other. There aren’t even hotels here, they just have to stay with family friends. Becca is shocked that they are staying so close to his hometown, as opposed to 200 miles away, like they had to do in Iowa with Farmer Chris.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you... LIES THAT WERE TOLD ON THIS EPISODE:

1) The kids TOTALLY remember Ben from when he used to work at the youth center.

2) Lauren B knows who the Indiana Pacers are.

3) Lauren B knows what basketball is.

4) Lauren B hasn't had cheek fillers.

5) Twemily has a connection with Ben.

6) JoJo knows how to use pronouns

7) Ben is a die-hard Cubs fan.

8) Ben has even heard of the Cubs.

9) Becca was NOT coached by the producers to draw answers out of the ladies in this group discussion.

10) JoJo is NOT scared right now. Or ever.

11) The cobwebs on these dying flowers on the group date are romantic.

12) All the bachelorettes hate each other. They are crying tears of hatred for one another, right now.

13) Warsaw, Indiana is NOT the orthopedic capital of the world.

14) I was NOT in the fetal position when Amanda and Ben went back behind the counter at McDonalds.

Did you want fries with that?

15) Twemily got a one on one because she’s special, not because Ben wants to send her home.

16) Twemily is WAAAAY younger than than Caila, who is talking about her like she’s a “bright eyed puppy.” (Truth: she is one year younger. If that)

ADRIENNE: I’m not sure I like Caila.

CAROLYN: I think I’d be friends with her.

GRACE: Yeah I’d want her to be in my group for a group project.

CAROLYN: Yeah. Cause she’s definitely intelligent.

GRACE: Oh she’d for sure read all the directions. Like, towards the end of the project I’d say, “Ok guys, we checked everything off the list!” And Caila would say “Well actually, page 3 of the directions say that we need to do this…” and I’d say, “That’s why I keep her around. She reads all the directions, people! I only read through the third paragraph.”

And THEN Caila said… “I picture myself as moss. I’m just looking for a tree to grow with…”

YIKES.

As I said... Sad to see Twemily go, just like I was sad to see Olivia go. You guys know I love the crazies.

And Becca... We saw tears from Becca tonight, for the first time ever! I think that was the first time she's maybe ever cried in her life! She should definitely get some therapy. And cry some more tears. I will now show an image that I created for Clint, on Kaitlyn's season, but I was so ahead of my time that I'm pretty sure no one got the joke:

She'll be ready for Bachelor in Paradise in no time!

Other news: WHO IS STOKED to see JoJo's step brother Ben Patton on the hometown dates next week? (If you DIDN'T watch the short-lived run of "Ready For Love" (by executive producer Eva Longoria) on NBC (featuring hosts Bill and Giuliana Rancic, as well as love guru Matthew Hussey, Amber Kelleher-Andrews and Tracy McMillian, to name a few) IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THIS SHOW THEN DON'T TALK TO ME.

(But seriously. It was so good. It got pulled from the air about three episodes into the season, and they released each episode online every Tuesday night... You better BELIEVE Carolyn and I were in front of the computer every Tuesday night...)

Final word about next week: the clip of what appears to be Ben saying "I can't do this" as he gets in the car... I think they're stringing us along. I don't think that line was actually said there. Remember how Tiera fell down the stairs on Sean Lowe's season and in the previews they showed her being carried out on a stretcher, while they played the audio (from weeks later) where she was saying, "I can't believe they did this to me!" I think the Bachelor Editors are pulling one of those on us, here...

Monday, February 8, 2016

Straight up, this post is dedicated to Katie McClellan. Allow me to remark that Katie wasn't even at Miami for my first semester of college (she was gone filming a movie. Seriously so legit you don't even know) but my mentor Tim basically told me, "This girl is God. She is everything. We worship her."

Tim was right. If e'er there was a worthy idol, it is found in K. McClellan. She's a phenomenal actress, FIRST OF ALL. I asked if I could stage manage a studio show my freshman year so I could watch her work. (Nobody worry: I am 100% aware of sounding like a NUT JOB, but in case you haven't noticed: I'm REAL GOOD at choosing idols and then unapologetically sitting at their feet until they accept me) But not only is Katie brilliant onstage, she's brilliant in life: one night after rehearsal for that show, she just TOOK ME TO WHIP N DIP TO GET ICE CREAM AND TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE. (Reminder: she was a senior. I was a freshman. I DIDN'T EVEN DESERVE TO LOOK HER IN THE EYE.) Per usual, I could seriously go on for ten more episodes about this girl (including a live after show) But THE POINT IS Katie is just the greatest thing there ever was, AND she's in a movie on the Hallmark Channel and I haven't even had a chance to watch it yet but I'm just so excited about it that I had to talk about it. It's called The Ultimate Legacy and she's LITERALLY (so. literally) a star of the stage and screen:

EXCUSE ME SINGLE TITLE CARD, NO BIG DEAL

I did and still do listen to every word that my mentor Tim tells me. Very little has changed since college. And to give you an illustration of things, just the other day, this was our conversation:

Ok so we open back up with the BIG CLIFF HANGER: IS OLIVIA GONNA GET A ROSE (of course she's getting a rose, I'm not even dignifying that "question" with a question mark)

Womp womp, Jennifer goes home, Jennifer’s biggest fear in this show was leaving without Ben
knowing who she was… And he didn’t… Because she NEVER. SPOKE. Except for that first night, and it was her chest doing most of the talking. I'm sure she's a great girl, but why didn't she try and sneak into his bungalow once or twice, huh?

My roommate Adrienne and I were getting VERY tired of Emily and I relayed the sentiments that had been so acutely conveyed to me about Emily by my friend Christian: “Emily has that one half of her hair constantly pulled back and half of the costume jewelry section of Walgreens poked through her ear on that side.”

This one's for you, Christian.

Blah blah blah, the Bahamas... ok here’s the thing about “romantic destinations:” call me an irretrievably hopeless romantic, but… isn’t it not supposed to matter where you are? I understand that candles and oceans make things romantic, but give me the Kacie B that just wants to be at the grocery store with Ben Flajnik…

After Chris Harrison’s opening spiel, I threw up my hands and said “YAAAAAS TWO ON ONE, YAAAAS!” Adrienne asked what was going on. (God bless Adrienne, she hasn’t been watching for too long) and I only replied: “Two women. One rose. One stays. One goes.”

One on One date: Caila

Shoutout to the rando PA that was on the bow of the boat as they were pulling out of the harbor. Hope he got that hoodie over his head.

We haven’t even seen a single actual second of this date, we’ve only seen Leah crying about it. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be crying too, but it also does VERY little to back up the sentiment that Ben was inviting Caila on the date because he “needed more time” and “had unfinished business.”

Ben's not here to make friends.

Ben wants to get to know Caila. So he asks her, “So like, hard times, right? Do you
feel like you’d smile through it, or you’d actually feel it?”

Ten points for Gryffindor and ten points for CANDOR!

Ugh. This is excruciating. It's like watching a simultaneous aggressive half-proposal and breakup. He went to Jared's, and she's not ready to love again.

Group Date: Hog Wild

Lauren B, Becca, Amanda, Lauren H, & JoJo

Welp… Lauren B is REALLY excited about feeding some ocean
pigs.

They feed the pigs and squeal a LOT, and then they try and disperse to have one on one time, but it's kind of hard when you're... literally surrounded by pigs. And we all know that if you're stranded on a desert island, you at least need some rum, and there seemed to be NONE of that...

Ten points for JoJo, on this date. I adore the way that she handles
herself. Leah, on the other hand…. She's spiraling out of control quickly... Meanwhile Ben seems genuinely shocked that no one thinks swimming with feral pigs is romantic...

I think the group date was awkward because a) all the
girls on this date are actual friends, and they don’t want to start macking on
him in front of their friends and b) well… it’s not like there were many places
to sneak off to, on that island of… trees and pigs.... (and really bad eggs, DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES, YO HO!)

I like Becca Tilley more after her honest conversation with Ben than I have
in an entire one and a half seasons. Ten more points for Candor.

Ok, is it just me, or are Leah’s eyebrows SUPA dark and SUPA
defined? Allison Norris, can you help me out, here? Am I wrong?

Other note: Laruen B’s eyelashes… Too much. They’re too
much right now. I don't know if her tears make the adhesive react like gorilla glue and swell to ten times the normal size, but SOMETHING is going on and it's a mess.

Quick detour: Someone is stroking Emily’s arm, as she lays in bed and
whines about how great Lauren B is… Update: It’s Amanda. And what’s even
weirder is that I have the notion that Emily is still a 13 year old, and did what 13 year olds do: stuck out
her arm and said to Amanda, “Oh I like, LOVE it when someone is stroking my arm. It helps
me fall asleep. Will you do that?”

If you DON’T know what I’m talking about, you’ve never
been to camp, or to a girls’ school. Or met Ethan Kasnett.

The problem with Leah is that she decided to get on the
Lauren B Train to SabotageTown, and now there’s no turning back. She could have SO easily gone
to Ben’s room and talked about… her job, about game night, about WHATEVER... but
she spoke about Lauren B.

Aaaaand here’s how Leah’s time with Ben went:

BUH-BYE!!

Two on One: Emily & Olivia

I’m so torn about the two on one. Both girls are on my team! I NEED THEM BOTH TO STAY!

So great that Olivia talked about how young she thinks Emily is… They are both 23. TWENTY THREE!

My sentiments exactly, Buster.

OLIVIA IS 100% NOT LIVING ON PLANET EARTH AND I AM SHAMELESSLY LOVING EVERY SECOND OF HER DELUSION.

Clearly this little island doesn't have cell reception, otherwise Emily would have Haley on speakerphone so she could whine about Olivia...

As young as she is, Olivia HAS caught onto the fact that you don’t get the guy by talking smack about the other girls. I think she’s absolutely delusional, but I DO still think she’s getting a terrible edit. And this dramatic drone shot around her as she's LITERALLY stranded on a desert island is SO MUCH.

And as young as she is, Emily has caught onto the fact that if a man is forced to choose between two mediocre women, neither of whom he is going to marry, you should use your... assets.

Monday, February 1, 2016

I mean, honestly, I really didn’t take too many notes, this
evening. I was so wrapped up in the drama. You GUYS, this was such a good episode.
Good for television, and good for my fantasy team, if I’m gonna be totally
honest.

OLIVIA IS GOING TO CRASH AND BURN SO HARD, BUT I NEED HER TO
EARN ME MORE POINTS THIS SEASON.

God bless this show, and God bless these United States of America...

She is so obviously spiraling out of control
so quickly. The romance that’s built up in her head is so far from real life
and it’s going to explode in her face. She tells the camera, “It keeps getting
better. There’s a bidet. I love Ben. Our love language is reserved for the two
of us.” (if you don't know what a bidet is, your life is going well.)

Let me just be real about it: this post is dedicated to Jamie Fraser. You GUYS. I am so deeply entrenched in the Outlander series right now, it's unreal. I have been SO. ROYALLY swept away by these books and I don't even know how to talk about it. Per usual: I'll still be single the next time you see me. I'm halfway to my full-on status as a crazy old cat lady, but there is no frigate like a book and I'M OK WITH THAT.

AMIRITE?

One on One: Amanda

BEN: The girls aren’t up yet. But I am. I’ve showered and
everything. Let's go see the girls!

JOHNNY: I hope one of them has mace.

Ok but that LED light that Ben has is SUPA bright. Big Daddy used to wake me up by flipping on the light in my bedroom, but there wasn't an LED light involved.

Let's all take a moment to acknowledge that Amanda is wearing lip gloss right now. There is 100% gloss on her lips, as she's sitting up in bed. DON'T TELL ME YOU WOKE UP LIKE THIS.

As their balloon went up over Teotitlan, I said, “Dude, did you guys
see the story about the German kid that climbed to the top of one of the Great
Pyramids?"

JOHNNY: No… Cool… Is that allowed?

GRACE: Absolutely not. But apparently he took pictures.

CAROLYN: Guys, remember when Amber was on this show?

Meanwhile: the banner at the bottom of the screen reads, “Trump
Thumped in Caucus…”

GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Guys, we need to talk about Amanda’s hair for a minute. I understand that
it’s vogue right now to have dark roots and light tips, but let me tell you about
a kid in fourth grade named Benjamin Hutto. (Stay with me, I promise I'll bring it back home) A set of cubbies, or something of the like, fell
onto his head and he had to get staples. Because it was the year 2000, they
poured hydrogen peroxide on his head while he was bleeding. (A nurse’s office
doesn’t even HAVE hydrogen peroxide, now, if you really want to know. When I was teaching kindergarten, I
asked for hydrogen peroxide to get a stain out of a sweater. The nurse looked
at me like I was NUTS. "We don't use hydrogen peroxide, anymore," she asserted) But ANYWAY, it dyed the top of Ben's hair light yellow.
He had naturally dark hair. So he had what appeared to be frosted tips, for a
while. And they continued to grow out, and after a while, it just looked like
he’d dipped the last inch of his hair into yellow highlighter liquid. I think
he finally got a buzz ‘cause it looked so weird.

Moral of the story: THIS IS WHAT AMANDA’S HAIR LOOKS LIKE. I
want to pat her on the back and say, “I’m sorry a bottle of hydrogen peroxide fell
on your head, but you’re doing a great job letting those roots grow out, girl!
Keep it up!”

PASS THE H2O2

And I don’t mean to be ripping on Amanda, but her voice
makes me want to mute this television. And it’s getting higher and higher as her
story gets more and more traumatic.

Group Date: Cook Things In Spanish

Jubilee, Becca, JoJo, Caila, Emily, Lauren B,
Jennifer, Leah, Olivia

So they sat in a classroom and learned some Spanish phrase and Jubilee was super shut down.

Quickly: have I talked about this before? I can’t roll my R’s. It’s
legitimately impossible for me. I would’ve failed this class. Failed this "class," rather.

During the cooking portion, JoJo and Becca are just drinking
in the corner. Great. Keep it up, girls.

Apparently if you know how to cook, you’re ready to get
married. Emily made a tortilla that was the consistency of a brick. I guess she
isn’t ready for marriage.

Jubilee is going down in FLAMES. She is spiraling out of control
so quickly.

When he pulled her aside, I was nearly in the fetal
position.

GRACE: Why is she sitting like that?

BRYAN: Because she is a child.

JOHNNY: She is the next Bachelorette, thank you.

BRYAN: I can’t take one more second of her.

JOHNNY: Shut up, you racist.

BRYAN: I’m not a rac-

JOHNNY: ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LOVE JUBILEE FOR ALL THAT SHE IS
AND ALL THAT SHE WILL BECOME IS A RACIST.

GRACE: Johnny, if you don’t lower your voice, I will turn on
the closed captions. YOU KNOW THAT ISN’T AN EMPTY THREAT.

JOHNNY: Ben isn't cool, Grace. He’s just not cool.

GRACE: *through gritted teeth* HE HAS A BIBLE VERSE TATTOOED
ON HIS RIB CAGE.

JOHNNY: It’s not even a cool Bible verse!

GRACE: Ugh. Well it’s certainly not an original one. BUT IT’S A BIBLE
VERSE.

One on One: Lauren H.

Johnny wisely pointed out that Lauren H was obviously chosen for this date because of her dimensions.

...that is all I wrote about this date.

Oh, but that WINK, YOU GUYS! When Ben winked at her on the runway? Am I the only one that caught that? I hit the rewind button at least ten times. Other honorable mentions of runway affection include, but are not limited to:

This one's for you, Katie Bocksel...

Is Lauren H our dark horse? Her story about the boyfriend and how she wakes up and chooses to be happy everyday.....

The door is THAT way....

BEN: JoJo, I promise you will never be blindsided.

CAROLYN: That’s the worst promise, EVER.

LAUREN B: I could see a LIFE with you.

CAROLYN: They are totally in lust right now. That’s it. They know NOTHING about each other.

Ugh. The TeenMom thing DELIVERED. I mean, WOW to that whole scene. I was so appalled and horrified and entranced. I will say this, once more: Olivia is getting ANNIHILATED by the editors. They are relentlessly shredding her to pieces. Does this mean we're only getting about 10% of reality? Probably. Am I upset about it? ABSOLUTELY not.

Emily crying to Ben about how much she hates Olivia... GO HOME, EMILY, YOU'RE DRUNK. She's seriously a baby. No, not in the insulting kind of way, but in the literal kind of way.

The girls freak out about whether or not a rose can
technically be taken away from someone. Wasn't it taken away from Rozlyn, on Jake Pavelka's season when they found out that she was sleeping with a producer? She'd been given the rose on a group date before Harrison had to pull her aside and let her go?

UGHHHH CLIFFHANGER WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK TO SEE OLIVIA'S FATE UGHHHHHHHHHHH