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‘It’s Because He’s Been Thinking’

September 7, 2007 3:59 pmSeptember 7, 2007 3:59 pm

Aired Thursday night: In a new book, President Bush says that he still remembers what a hangover feels like — even though he hasn’t had a drink in 20 years. Bush says now if he gets a headache and feels queasy — it’s because he’s been thinking.

Supporters of Larry Craig are now calling for a boycott of the Minneapolis airport where he was arrested in a men’s room. Craig’s supporters say: “We can’t take a chance of that airport turning another Senator gay.”

Last night during the presidential debate, Rudy Giuliani said that when he was mayor, walking around New York was 60 times safer than walking the streets of Boston. Of course, he meant for Yankee fans.

Scientists say they have new evidence that the dinosaurs were killed off when two asteroids collided 160 million years ago. When he heard this, Larry King said, “So that’s what that racket was.”

Paris Hilton recently announced that she is going to appear in a play in London. Paris will be playing the lead in “Skank on a Hot Tin Roof.”

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