Caption Contest 113: Aerial Super-Dickery

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

1. That counts as sexual harassment!
2. Yeah, yeah! Throw the rocket scientist out of the rocket!
3. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s a MOTHE-
4. I keep telling you, I am not your kryptonian cousin!
5. And all the girls say I’m pretty fly (for a white guy).

“I swear didn’t know it was your friends Batplane.”
“So this is how you play catch?”
“I swear I didn’t fart.”
“You said grab the joy stick.”
“Last time I ask you how it feels to go faster than a speeding bullet.”

1. All right, the underwear-over-tights look doesn’t look stupid on you!
2. I said I wanted to fly, not plummet to my death!
3. So that’s why you never tug on Superman’s cape!
4. Hey, you’re Clark Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee……..

1) But I didn’t want to be the first contestant for SUPER-bungee jumping!!!!!!
2) WAIT A MINUTE!!!! The fastball special is a Marvel thing!!!
3) I knew i should have added a chinstrap to my flying hat!!!

1. I swear she said she was 21!
2. But I don’t WANNA learn to fly by myself!
3. I swear I never TOUCHED Lois!
4. Oh my God! Is that Stan Lee?!
5. Now, why’d you have to go and pull the webbing outta my ass?!

1)I promise i won’t star in the superman movie!
2)when did since superman had webbed armpit hair!
3)I think i saw something similar like this in marvel comics!
4)Please don’t tell me this happens to me in the comic!
5) Just because my name is peter pan it doesn’t mean i can fly!

SpeedyJester: Hookers!, here I come.
Skybandito: Wait! The PARACHUTE!
Nick Hentschel: Well, that’s the end of THESE undies!
Hammerknight: I swear I didn’t fart.
William A. Peterson: But I haven’t learned how to MISS the ground, yet!

1. Hwaaa…!! Don’t teach me to fly without a parachute!!
2. To infinity and beyo… Oh no! I’m not Buzz Lightyear!
3. I wanna see my family, but not so fast like this!
4. Don’t practice Angry Birds in real life!!
5. I dunno if superman had webbing skill, but thanks for saving me!

Ian(75) and others:
I used to live outside Detroit, myself, a long time ago (West Bloomfield), so you have my sympathies.
I was inspired, more than anything else. but the Zucker Bros.’s continual use of the joke, particularly in “A Fistful of Yen.”