Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard

Contemporary Masculine

If you often find yourself taking notes in a warzone, or if you need an extra piece of personal defense against stray bullets, you might want to consider investing in the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard ($44.99). Weighing in at a whopping 3 lbs, it’s made from Level II body armor, which means that it can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet. (While it does stop bullets, we recommend that you not intentionally jump in front of one.)