Celebrating 3000 years of Cat Mustaches

Photoblog of cat tail "mustaches"

Ever since the cities of Ancient Babylon first built their mud-brick granaries
and staffed them with cats against the marauding mouse, people have made fools of themselves
by making fake mustachios out of feline tails. Here we see many modern examples of the Cat Priestesses
and Temple Guardians, furtively and expertly grabbing tail to explore the many faces made possible by
general idiocy and disturbing indifference to the smell of cat ass.

Send your submissions to me and if they are deemed worthy, I will put them up to be
admired by all and sundry.
This is possibly the stupidest blog idea ever.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Milk and Cake has the right idea with this stunning finger mustache. The world can't all be cat tail mustaches as much as we would like it to be.

She shows remarkable ingenuity in grabbing the nearest marker at work, dashing off a swirly, curly and if I may say so, dastardly little mustache. and so discreet!

Imagine if she were to cart her cat with her to work and every time she wanted to subtly say "bite me!" to a client she had to whip out her cat and wrangle its tail to her face. I mean really, that would be impractical.