I did on the way home from work, and soiled myself in rush hour traffic.had to wallow in my own filth until I could pull in to a 7-11 and throw my shit stained pants and boxers in the trash. I haven’t figured out how I’m going to get in the house without my wife and kids seeing me with no pants.

I had fistula surgery and to get deep enough in me the Doc had to cut my sphincter muscle, he went in past his and his assistants elbows, so now I can only hold it for so long. I always have skid marks.

Roy Rogers was a mistake Wrote:
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> I did on the way home from work, and soiled myself
> in rush hour traffic.had to wallow in my own filth
> until I could pull in to a 7-11 and throw my shit
> stained pants and boxers in the trash. I haven’t
> figured out how I’m going to get in the house
> without my wife and kids seeing me with no pants.

In libtarded Nancy Pelosi's district your supposed to shit on the sidewalk.

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Roy Rogers was a mistake Wrote:
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> -----
> > I did on the way home from work, and soiled
> myself
> > in rush hour traffic.had to wallow in my own
> filth
> > until I could pull in to a 7-11 and throw my
> shit
> > stained pants and boxers in the trash. I
> haven’t
> > figured out how I’m going to get in the house
> > without my wife and kids seeing me with no
> pants.
>
> In libtarded Nancy Pelosi's district your supposed
> to shit on the sidewalk.

everything political? Really? Even shitting your pants? What a cunt you are.

Twice, both while on a run. Horrible - massive shits when I was about a mile away from home. Walking a mile with a full load in your pants and shit running down your leg - awful. Then you have to get in the show with your clothes on, take them off, then clean the shit out of them. It is a fairly common occurrence among runners - all the bouncing can get things moving, and often you hydrate before the run, which also loosens things up. Then are many pictures on the internet of marathoners with shit running down their legs. But I've learned my lesson; next time, I'm just going to squat and shit on the sidewalk - walking with swamp ass is a lot less uncomfortable than carrying two pounds of shit in your shorts.

If I get stoned and eat late nite at Taco Bell, I will have to take a massive shit that comes on rapidly.
I am heavy set guy so I eat the 10pack of bean burritos with “fire” hot sauce.
I’m so used to it(I’m 53) that I skim off the solids in the toilet and use the detachable shower wand, on pressure massage setting, to rinse off the remainder.
I then have to conceal the somewhat cleansed pants and undies from my wife.
She already thinks I am a sociopath.

Twice - runners know what I mean Wrote:
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> Twice, both while on a run. Horrible - massive
> shits when I was about a mile away from home.
> Walking a mile with a full load in your pants and
> shit running down your leg - awful. Then you have
> to get in the show with your clothes on, take them
> off, then clean the shit out of them. It is a
> fairly common occurrence among runners - all the
> bouncing can get things moving, and often you
> hydrate before the run, which also loosens things
> up. Then are many pictures on the internet of
> marathoners with shit running down their legs.
> But I've learned my lesson; next time, I'm just
> going to squat and shit on the sidewalk - walking
> with swamp ass is a lot less uncomfortable than
> carrying two pounds of shit in your shorts.

Twice - runners know what I mean Wrote:
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> Twice, both while on a run. Horrible - massive
> shits when I was about a mile away from home.
> Walking a mile with a full load in your pants and
> shit running down your leg - awful. Then you have
> to get in the show with your clothes on, take them
> off, then clean the shit out of them. It is a
> fairly common occurrence among runners - all the
> bouncing can get things moving, and often you
> hydrate before the run, which also loosens things
> up. Then are many pictures on the internet of
> marathoners with shit running down their legs.
> But I've learned my lesson; next time, I'm just
> going to squat and shit on the sidewalk - walking
> with swamp ass is a lot less uncomfortable than
> carrying two pounds of shit in your shorts.

Sounds like you are a scat fetishist - the one that posts the shit gifs here. I have been a runner for decades, I have logged over 30,000 miles and I have never shit my pants. Ive had to stop 3 or 4 times to take an emergency shit but never shit in my pants. Not ever. I have seen pictures of competitive long distance runners with shit running down their legs but I suspect they didnt want to lose time. Disgusting for sure but not a common running experience.