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The Donald supporters were pissed
But Dorian Gray they have kissed!
Measured in fathoms
Their brains’ empty chasms
All hail the chief narcissist
Author's Note: Sunshine Smile's recent post, "Showtime," inspired me to write thisHer poem really speaks to me
"The Picture of Dorian Gray" is a philosophical novel by Oscar Wilde, first published complete in the July 1890 issue of Lippincott's Monthly Magazine as described in WikipediaI urge those who are unfamiliar with the story to check out the plot
I do understand people's anger It's unfortunate the rest of us didn't do more to retrain and help the folks between the coasts--like the former coal minersI really liked Bernie SandersHillary was more a representation of the status quoI think she lost the election when she called Donald supporters, "deplorables." She didn't get it
"Make America Great Again," is doublespeak for, "Take advantage of the downtrodden and poor." We all share the same planet and its resourcesThere will be blowback from what we are doing in this countryNo wall or immigration ban will keep us safe from ourselves and what we representWe have not yet embraced sustainability, and I sincerely doubt the richest cabinet in history will have an intent to help minersMine owners are the ones they want to helpStay tuned worldIt is "showtime."

Mike Browns Body
There was a young man named Brown
Who walked to the store downtown.
He never made it home,
Now an outline in a chalk zone
Where his body for hours was lain
This created scene, by a cop so mean
Caused an outright global uproar.
While his hands were raised up;
he mowed a human down-
Which caused America's rage.
The masses were now crazed.
The crowd rebelled,People maced and jailed
But The world chanted Ferguson Down.!
"Burn baby burn America must learn" !
There will be no liberty, til lives rule over property.

Campaigning must be very laborious
For democrat Hilary Clintorious
Folks say she’ll oust Donald Trump
Enthroned when taking a dump
These nasty rumours are so darn spurious!
May God Bless America - she sure needs all the help she can get!
Thanks to Duke Beaufort for letting me use his line 'Hillary Clintorious'
1st August 2016

Perfect Excuse
We finally found a perfect excuse
50th anniversary and going on a cruise
On Holland America well known
For being a place we call our own
No longer ourselves will we abuse.
Leaving this morning for two weeks
See lovely beaches and tall peaks
Best views that we ever had
And going on we are very glad
Seagulls sang songs through their beaks.
Jim Horn

Times and Protests
Times and protests are troubling
All of our problems started doubling
In minds Trumps seeds are planted
With him as President are disenchanter
White House water has stopped bubbling.
For hours at poles we waited
Can this election be invalidated
Due to Trump and trumped up lies
To every voter was a total surprise
With much doubt had been satiated.
Move To Another State
So maybe me and my mate
Will be moving to another state
Who Hillary did support
Never selling her short
Foolishness will be final fate.
From voting booths we were escorted
Even some of us were deported
Thanks to Trump's growing demands
A President who has small hands
Rhetorical questions from Russia were imported.
We will have to hail to the king
Which will be a new thing
Who is a worthless impostor
Won't find name on a memorial roster
God Bless America never knew how to sing.
She was an item made for a collector
And so sad that we did not select her
Some sat in silence and never voted
For Trump who only himself promoted
About to become our new director.
All of the polls sure were all swayed
Towards Hillary whose plans were well laid
People to polls no longer came
Hillary lost which was a shame
With our minds polls have played.
Has been a high note and a road
But why would we want a fat toad
About to explode sounding like a third grader
Bragging about being a world trader
God, from my mind take off a load.
What we want is harmony and continuity
Not Trump and all of his pure stupidity
Now what we stated seeing clearly
Was Hillary almost won nearly
Trump will increase moral morbidity.
(This will be sudden death to all morals.)
Where in the world will we begin
Do we always have to hear it again
Same old song they sang and were playing
And In front of TV had been laying
As irritated skin started to become thin.
We would have absolutely died
If Trump with great wisdom tried
In each plan describe what he meant
Regarding all of the money to be spent
About how much of story had he lied.
Was it somewhat transparent or superficial
About each impact starting out initial
When we turned and looked around
His appearance made us spellbound
Trump being President is official.
Here they all are hot off the press.
Now if they will put any of them
in their newspapersIt only takes
a little intelligence to understand
what my poems are saying and proving.
My poems belong in the minds of
each beholder even if younger or older
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Proud Poet
Who likes doing poetic justice
to everythingSo you should set
up a poetry page in your erudite
newspaper.

I wrote these limericks after last
nights Hillary and Trump debate.
Democracy will determine where we go
And more about it you start to know
More certain and sure are bound to feel
When of approval give it a great seal
Carry with wherever you decide to go.
Trump had gone on an exotic excursion
Of Hillary's mind and its dispersion
As usual again he became belligerent
About things that are insignificant
And accept results voters are urging.
Women in front of Trump did parade
None ever received a passing grade
And Hillary was great with generosity
He was full of lies having animosity
Run for President should have forbade.
Support for Hillary was over whelming
She was successful after storm calming
Again at peace to America she brought
After Trump and very terrible onslaught
His body should experience embalming.
Now come onThis should have reaised
a few eyebrows and created chuckles.
Jim Horn
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Betrayal
While sending out this email
Surely felt a sense of betrayal
From those in America who live
And find them hard to forgive
What will the future entail.
Jim Horn
As a retired veteran Trump is a slap in the face.
Wonder how Captain Khan's parents are accepting
all of this
May Be Resented
If by no one was I consented
Catch disease, may be prevented
To ballot box had proceeded
By Hillary was badly needed
Gave up and Trump relented.
Jim Horn

There once was a president called Donald.
Who had more money than Ronald McDonald
An old perv with the lasses
who hoodwinked the masses
I cant believe america swallowed his waffle.
Inspired by the queen of the limericks Jan
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Among Crowds Mingle
Among crowds always like to mingle
Which does make my soul tingle
Seeing how happy people are
In America in bright new car
An RBI can be caused by a single.
Jim Horn
Here is another word you can think about
without any doubt.
mollify
verb | MAH-luh-fye
Definition
1 :
to soothe in temper or disposition : appease
2 :
to reduce the rigidity of : soften
3 :
to reduce in intensity : assuage, temper
Which is what we need to do with everyone's campaigns.

Met With Deep Regret
Remember when Trump and I first met;
After I did it had been with deep regret;
Dam badly broken;
Coal miners choking;
And only much worse would things get.
All of this confirms my opinionDemocrats
wanted Trump to be electedThey knew
Trump would screw things up including
a poor foreign diplomacy and ruining of
an Only America attitudeNo one wants
him at their church which is why he has
not selected oneThey don't want tainted
money in their collection plateAlso, the
new health care bill will passIt will worsen
health coverage and eliminate many from
having itLocal constituents will be made
and not vote for the incumbent Republicans.
Jim Horn
Ca

Thumping Hilary
Hillary had thought trash of Donald Trump
And prayed him, that America should dump
She spent time on the jabber
That he was a ‘Pee’ grabber
The election came; Trump gave her a thump!
July 4, 2017

Expert and Import
Some have said that I am an expert
And can tell by way I wear my shirt
When to America things they import
Either they are small or too short;
So be on look at and also alert.
For my wife Jill whose European
shoes were way too short she
just received FedEx the other day.
Am going to try to include an
explanation for each one of my
poemsThink that is a great
idea Andrea had like all the
others she has been know to
have along with her poems.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

This could be Washington's View
Only slightly tongue in cheek
By Franklin Price
6/10/2017
This could be Washington's view
They've nothing better to do
Get Trump quickly out
They stamp and they shout
He's not here for me or for you
He's here for the country we bleed
For sure not the money we need
He has billions and more
Needs no riches to score
Doesn't need our political creed
The creed is not written this way
But is how it is practiced today
If in congress I sit
I am a half wit
If I don't leave richer I say
Trump's here a lesson to teach
What he promised does not plan to breach
He has stepped on our toes
And our out of joint nose
We're finding a way to impeach
You're a fool if you don't see he lies
To the congress you seem to despise
We care so much for you
All America too
That thought crossed our fingers not eyes
Can't you see he's an egotist man
Foolishly doing all that he can
Makes his own self look bad
We're exceedingly glad
His own fires continues to fan
Can't wait 'til he burns himself down
And on a rail he rides out of town
When we help him along
We seem to do it all wrong
And you laugh at the bumbling clowns
None of us knows what to do
Not Trump, not Congress, not you
Who caused all this mess?
All of us I would guess
Can't resist as we tighten the screw
If we don't quickly come to our senses
Work together to raise our defenses
Russia won't be the big threat
If we fall further yet
Haiti could conquer our fences

For Eve Roper,
Poets with a brain remain in Spain
Left America not standing the strain
Started writing each poem in Spanish;
Now no poet from Spain will they banish.
Sounds like great idea and not outlandish.
Guess you could call this a
Horn style limerick which
I hope won't make you sick.
Jim Horn

In To Bottom of Barrell
They may be sterile and at same time feral;
Seemed to have put all of America in peril;
Bride and groom,
Both had broom;
Swept people away in to bottom of barrel.
James Srious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC

While In Waiting
While in waiting she was expecting
To hospital husband started directing
So there a birth would give
In America we love to live
Only the best were we selecting.
James Horn
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Sociology and Psychology
What I had majored in college was sociology,
And followed up with a minor in psychology;
Wife went ballistics;
Also took statistics;
Now am extremely interested in epidemiology.
Public health appears to be a central issue
and tendency nowWhat causes chaos and
terrorism is also astoundingTerrorism is
not a religious but a cult movementWhat
other cults exist in America that you can
think of?
Jim Horn
Over 10 again.
Arm Bilateral Amputation
What he did was result of premeditation;
Several killed and others need sedation;
Major surgery,
With urgency;
One experienced arm bilateral amputation.
Trump has been naughty and not very nice,
And now the rest of us must pay the price;
Orange hair,
That at stare;
When you are looking will find much lice.
Jim Horn
Still over 10Shooting for 4,600 mow
and on to 5,000 and number 3You
must set goals.

How Can America
How can America I ever forgive
Here In land where I now live
Loved forever and then one day
Trump new President they did say
Their votes to him they did gave.
This is so hard to take.
James Serious Mysterious Horn

Response To Question About Trump
Whole place up I sure hate to stink,
But about Trump what do you think?
Approach holistic;
We went ballistic;
So flush him down hole in kitchen sink.
Trump Said Great
Trump did try to make America great,
And he has come back again oh great;
When he did drop by,
We never knew why,
Remove from office would be so great.
Jim Horn
Explored and found Trump excoriable;
Supporters were distinctly deplorable;
After drawing cards,
We had low regards;
Always did end up being incorrigable.
Jim Horn
A Big Barrage
What they saw was a beligerent barrage,
Of pictures contained in a cruddy collage;
Some good or bad;
Others glad or sad,
And all the ugly ones did want to dodge.
Jim Horn
Annihiliated and Devistated
Not only had we been already annihiliated,
And by belligerence did become devistated;
Alternate fact,
Was a wise crack;
Men saying they have periods is prevaricated.
Jim Horn
Trump Again Wants To
Trump has wanted to make America great;
He returned and came back again oh great;
He started spewing;
Something brewing;
He burned his butt while sitting on a grate.
Jim Horn
Comparing Checking Account
Comparing checking account with the last,
All of the accumulated bills had surpassed;
Picked up my pin,
And broke again;
Huge debts deliberately ended up very vast.
Jim Horn
Wife Business At Christmas
Again has become another costly Christmas;
Will take care of some more woman business;
And me amazes,
So many places;
We went on cruise to Panama including Ismus.
Jim Horn

Worst of Things
Worst of things some will start to tell;
While they are trying to caste a spell;
Once was placid;
Now is rancid;
Oh earth, America had become a hell.
Sad to say so I did anyway.
Jim Horn

Democracy No Longer
We were America growing stronger,
But now are a democracy no longer;
Over sea's shipped,
And power Stripped;
Voting interfered with by warmonger.
Russia is interfering with voting
of other countries.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Said About McCain Is Shocking
Only a moron would McCain be mocking;
Over and over us shocking and shocking,
Disfigured;
Beleaguered;
Efforts to be a beloved American blocking.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC
And War Orphan whose
father was killed on active
duty
Macking a mockery out of McCain
is pathetic, terrible, sick, misleading
and a total embarrassment to all of
America.
Fools Feeding Trump Fire
We all have been fools for feeding Trump fire,
As his horrible flames grow higher and higher,
Building up heat;
Repeat and repeat,
And he has totally ruined America in its entire.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC
What we all want Trump to do is unify,
Us against things he starts and will try;
Create a wall,
Which will fall;
While we know he still tells lie after lie.
Jim Horn

Remain Alive and Still Survive
Stock market was stable not taking a dive;
While here in America would remain alive;
Always nurture,
Favorable future;
With hope and dignity continue to survive.
Jim Horn
Sure sounds pretty promising to me.
Now I do hope it is likely to happen.
Jim Horn
I am relieving my anxiety by trying to
maintain a positive attitude while also
encouraging you at the same timeYou
can always break in to my poetry at
any timeI have never been a lawyer
at anytime during my lifeI will also
put this in my Facebook account.

Anywhere On Earth Or in Perth
Even if in America or Australia in Perth,
No matter where when we are on earth;
Incredible fact chilling,
God is always willing;
He knows exactly what we are worth.
Jim Horn

My Mother Gave Birth To Me
On this day to me my mother gave birth,
Here in America a truly wonderful earth;
Where we go,
Shall love so;
Will thank God who is beyond all worth.
Jim Horn
I am 77 on June 26th and wife will be
73 on June 30thThat is a total of 150
years.

When America First We Are Cursed
What happens when America is first,
We will all eventually become cursed;
Wrong way go;
Evil will grow;
For God should always have a thirst.
Jim Horn
Bishop Michael of Episcopal Church was
AM Joy this morningHe had given the
sermon at the Royal Wedding.

Trump A Bed Wetter
Trump said he would make America better;
Likes Golden Showers and is a bed wetter;
Here parents went,
And are migrant;
He does have much difficuly writing a letter.
Jim Horn
Trump Destroyed Drinking Ghord
Knew that it was away and very far;
Saw drinking ghord with North Star;
Sought relief,
From grief;
Of law does not believe in the letter.
Jim Horn

Precedence and Presidents
When you are at top of order in precedence,
In America have been one of the Presidents;
And oh, good grief;
Commander-in-Chief,
So present President has no common sense.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC

Sneak In To Take A Peak
Part of the river was just a creek,
And into America we would sneak;
Pennsylvania Pike,
Where we did like;
We ended up living on Pike's Peak.
Had taken a hike on a pike;
Someone ran over my bike.
Jim Horn

Love America Great New Nation
We love America, our great new nation,
And cuntryside went on an exploration;
Looked here than there,
As we would compare;
Found best place for our each vacation.
Jim Horn

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With Trump Are Stuck
As usual again, America ran out of luck;
With Trump as President now are stuck,
While in rain,
Going insane,
And he is disturbing and a dumb cluck.
Jim Horn

Forget Going To America or Trying To See
Forget going to America or want to see,
Where such a bad boy Trump tries to be;
To child weren't nice,
And his Body had lice;
Wants to charge so can't live here for free.
Jim Horn
They are taking away the children and when
they do are not taking proper care of them.
Places that they are being kept are not State
CertifiedI know people who were once friends
but due to politics their friendships have been
destroyedPutin is destroying America through
TrumpHe doesn't have to put one foor ever in
America and can watch us dieHorrible.

Ban pre-shredded cheese, “MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN”
That's more like how the prez would write it if penned
Not the brightest of bulbs
The one with the mid-term bulge
Ill winds are blowing Prez Orange Hair, two years to the end