St Half-Assed DayHare(s): Anal Rose and Drug 'em & Plug 'em
Location: Robb Field, Ocean Beach
Directions: I-8 West to the end. Left of Sunset Cliffs. Right on W Point Loma Blvd. Right on Bacon St. First parking lot on your right, Look for Half-AssersRun Fee: FREE! Or just $2 (yes, really!)Trail type: (not specified)Dog friendly: (not specified)Notes:UPDATED DISCLAIMER! Your hares make no apologies for difficulties parking, staying dry, dickering with possible cover charges, or having an awesome time despite these possible obstacles!

Team Anal Plug is soooo half-assed that we couldn't find a real Pogue to run this trail for you! So cum celebrate the day when everyone is Irish except your Southern Kraut and Mid-Western Goombah-Dago hares! (Let's stay away from WOP, that's just offensive, ok?) Well, we're all at least 1/365th Irish, ain't we, now?

Wear something green. Or hell, wear something blue just to throw us all off. Just get yer asses to this trail and get yer drink on!

We haven't scouted yet (and in true Half-Assed Tradition, we probably won't), so the trail will be free unless we do something stupid like make green jello shots or something. You'll know, bring cash anyway! Bring your ID's and a sober driver, too!