Sunday, November 29, 2015

Why are people still using IE? I’ve said this before. I’ve said it for years… Quit using IE!

If you’re using IE stop now! If you do not have another Browser - that’s the thing your using now to view this page (I feel have to say that because I’m finding that too many people do not know basic terminology as to what they are doing today).

I’d also tell you what to do and where to go to download and install another browser but there again if you’re using IE you’re not likely to understand what I’m talking about. Fear not. I will provide you some links (the orange colored text below) that you can click on and will take you to where you can download a safe and usable browser.

Safe - because IE is known to be to porthole for viruses and many nasty things off the Internets.

Usable - because any (real) web designer knows that IE (Internet Explorer) is THE browser that does not render pages correctly and your code has to be ’tweaked’ to make it look somewhat like you intended it to, and what every other browser shows correctly.

You design in FireFox or Chrome, then you check it in IE to see how much work you have to do to fix it, or just care less because no sane web surfer would be using IE anyway. When you find sites that only look correct in IE it is because the web designer does not know what they are doing and was using IE. Go sit in the corner!

Sunday, November 15, 2015

There is too much data moving across the ether toady. So much that it is overloading the entire system. Bottle necking. You’ve seen it. You know you have. Things are loading slower. You know it’s true but you do not want to admit it. Else all your pet sites could be out of your reach. Ahhhh!

Working with an ISP we have clients that will tell us that something is wrong with “our” Internet because they cannot load some file, "It's been stuck at 15% for an hour." Meanwhile they are streaming videos or playing games online. Logic, which I have come to the conclusion is nonexistent today, never enters their picture. They are using megabytes of data over this ‘Internet connection’ but because they cannot get a simple 115kb file then something is wrong with their connection. I don't even know how to respond to them anymore. If your logic cannot sort that, what can I possibly say that can make them understand.

How did we get here? Was it texting that took away our ability to hold real conversations with real people? Was it reality TV that dumbed us down to believe that is reality and that we are not as dumb as those people? (Yet we are the ones still watching them)

The Internet Isn’t Broke — We Are

No don’t fix the Internet, just walk away from it. It has broke us. We are paying the price everyday — mentally and physically. The added stress and consumed hours that we spend online doing things that we do not need to do. Things that 15 years ago were unheard of. Are we any better of today? Personally, computers have stolen more time and productivity from me in the last 15 years then I care to think about. I was far more productive when there were fewer options.

"Then why don't you go back to that" I hear you saying. I'm working on it. Unfortunately, like many of you, what we have employed ourselves in has demanded that we are 'connected', and thus chained to our masters that promised us more time to do what we want, more productivity, and on. Now that they have us in their grasp we find that they lied to us. We power them, we give them energy — not just electrically but physically and mentally. Yet we do not turn them on, the power switch is no longer ours — they turn us on. They are our masters now, and we bow down to them. After all, here we are. Both you and I, on the Internet, on some computing device. Sacrificing the time of our lives.

I suppose I should ramble tonight about the Flavor Wave Oven.

After
burning almost everything I put my hands to, *keep that fire alarm
plugged in*. I’ve got too many things to do, so I’m always
multi-tasking, and when I cook I run off to do other things … but then I
forget I was cooking … and … opps, toast again.

Today I found
hiding in a closet, like are many thing that Mom bought and never got
around to using, or bought for backups, (she had enough Christmas gifts
stashed away for years to come), *ahem*, I found a “Flavor Wave Oven”.
It’s a convection oven, the first model no doubt (#20007). This oven
has a TIMER on it, *joy*, that’s what I need. Something to stop the
burning process that I begun and forgot about.

But I found no
manual for it, and wasn’t sure if I was operating it correctly.
Naturally I can push enough buttons to figure anything out, but how they
though it would be operated and how I’m deciphering it, might be
separate realities. So I looks for a manual in the great ether of
knowledge, and Shazzam, I find Thane who now markets it. Mine was made
by Hearthware (TM) Home Products, but remember mine is the original
*lightning, thunder, echo* “Flavor Wave Oven”. (Oven, not Onion, I keep
wanting to say onion. I must still be hungry)

So
now I’ve found a great Oven to do my burning for me :-) I can set it
and if I forget, it shuts down, unlike my stove and oven. I really like
convection ovens anyway. I hate microwaves, I don’t use them! Microwaves are for radio communications, not for mounting in your kitchen. Dangerous on your health, and on your food. Try watering a plant from microwaved water (cooled back down) and see if it lives.

Perhaps I’ll let you know how this all works out. Cheers.
Let the flames begin.