I’ve been looking for a new Kippah, my classic brown velvet one ripped and I needed something new. So I bought a red suede one and now people can’t stop starring at me in the office. I know it says Make Judaism Great Again but what is wrong with that? RustyBrick makes plenty of Jewish

A friend in synagogue this Saturday told me that they cannot friend me on Facebook because I have too many friends. I thought they were joking, so they sent me this screen shot showing the error they got when they tried. It reads, “Unable to Send Friend Request.” This person has reached the friend request

Ryan Jones hooked me up with his make SEO great again hat today. So I wore it around the office a bit and everyone seemed a bit shocked. So this hat gave me some new ideas, which I will present to you all in a few weeks. I think many of you will like it.