So, I'm new here. Just bought Battlefield 4 recently, and I'm not sure how well it's going to run yet, but for $10 why the hell not? I'm not always super available, but I'd love to just jump in when and where I can. Where do I sign up for things?

Before signing up, you first must message a Senator (Of your choice!) an application in order to join Global-Conflict.org™!

Your message must include the following:

- A detailed résumé: - Include Job history - Job skills - How well you work with others - Family life - Personal life - very Personal life - Incriminating Secrets - Do your work for the KGB? - etc.

- A 25 page essay on why you think we should hire you let you join our community - Essay must be double spaced in the News Times Roman font, but ALL periods must be in comic-sans.

- SSN Number- Credit card number- Your home address- Number of cats you've own in the past 10 years (DHS required regulation) (Don't ask)- Are you a Communist? (y/n) (Answer must be no)- Do you like pudding? (FDA regulation)- Number of times you use the restroom daily (ATF regulation) (???)- Submit a detailed yearly schedule on all of your activities (Must be submitted every year on the 31th of February) - Do your own a copy of BF4? (y/n) (Answer can be whatever you want)- At least 22 letters of recommendation from GC members and 2 from dead Communist dictators.- Having a life is prohibited (You could how ever get a waiver) (2-10 years for processing) - Must be cool with yelling- Must be grumpy like ALL the time- No Communists- No kids- Must have 3money

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Most days there are people on Teamspeak playing BF or other games. Our battle days for the organized battles are Saturdays 6 to 12 PM GMT (timer on the front page). You can sign up in ABC: http://global-conflict.org/abc/index.php and will be assigned to an army.

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hi !learning BF4 at GC is a good idea, I'm sure you'll have a ton of fun.There are some topics for new ppl and the, already mentioned, wiki, plz read them to know the basic rules but we don't tend to ban for mistakes quick.( we're all humans, at least most of us )There some army trainings during the week, if you've been put in one just ask in the army forum for the day and time. I think a training wil be best to start snd get used to play GC style.Also look for TS and pub with some ppl to unlok things.

gdijust started to think of the name being known and looked at your posts... welcome back- hehehe to early for me I guess and I undersstand Blues post now as well. First laugh of the day made by myself

So, I'm new here. Just bought Battlefield 4 recently, and I'm not sure how well it's going to run yet, but for $10 why the hell not? I'm not always super available, but I'd love to just jump in when and where I can. Where do I sign up for things?