Sunday, April 24, 2016

Bob and Cathie Need Each Other

Recently Bob and Cathie flew to Washington DC. The capital of the United States of God Bless America.

They had a layover in Denver. And for reasons unknown to their offspring, they felt it imperative to text all of us the step-by-step details of their every move. That's when we got the below text from Bob.

My sister pointed out the obvious. We had simultaneously been assaulted with a completely different account, as told by our mother.

The variation of accounts supposedly representing the same event was not surprising to us. Bob and Cathie are exact opposites from one another when it comes to storytelling.

There are a lot of ifs in this next sentence so try to stay with me.

If Bob and Cathie were on the Titanic and if they knew what Twitter was and if they actually tweeted and if they had wifi on the ship and if they weren't busy drawing each other like one of your French girls, their Tweets would have probably looked like this: