FLORES NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS COMIC TIMING

Note to self: don’t ever crack Playboy jokes in front of Chris McKendry, who, to be honest, could probably do pretty well for herself if she’d get out of those drabby clothes. I don’t think Playboy’s degrading to women as much as it’s harmful to the environment, especially with those vaccuum-sealed bags. I thought the pages of the magazine were supposed to stick together after I flip through it.