I see what you mean about the title. I don't have ny Ba**s, but if I did, I am sure they would be twitching.

Better over here, then over where Jodi is doing too much research for me this week. Now I am worried about lung cancer, and Hodgkins too. SO yes, please write some more Christmas twitching songs....we need a little Christmas right this very minute.

I will meet you in New York, especially since I live here too ! I am on Long Island, whereabouts are you ? I wonder how many people are close in proximity....maybe a luncheon sometime in January for all of the local twitchers. We can report back here??

I read an old post on here once about someones nightmare of peple comparing twitches and reflexes in a restaurant, very funny...I will see if I can find it again.

I wonder how many people are close in proximity....maybe a luncheon sometime in January for all of the local twitchers.

I feel left out.

SuziQ, you are a veritable fountain of BFS Twitchmas repertoire. If only I had known about you last year we could have spent the season getting politely drunk and singing all your new and inspired lyrics. I spent last Xmas in New Jersey with some absolutely appalling relatives, and could have definitely used the excuse to ESCAPE!!

I don't have ny Ba**s, but if I did, I am sure they would be twitching.

Twas the night before Twitchmas
And all through the place
Not a muscle was stirring
Except for my face

My meds were all piled on the night table with care
In hopes that these twitches would soon disappear
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While muscles and ligaments buzzed on my head

When down on my soles there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away for the flashlight I flew like a hawk
And on heels then toes away I did walk

Deep knee bends, and push-ups, bench presses did I
to see if this syndrome was more than benign
And what to my wondering eyes should appear
a new set of twitches attacking my rear!

Now thumpers, now buzzes, now ripples, now hot spots
Now tremors, now jolters, now jumping like jigawatts
From the bottoms of my feet to the top of my skull!
Now twitch away, twitch away, twitch away all!

And then, in a twinkling, I felt quiet and calm
As I remembered Saint BassoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s advice like a balm
And Jodi, Christina, Mark S and the rest
ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not going to kill me, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s just bfs!

So I sprang to my keyboard and typed up this rhyme
To thank all of you for giving your time
So hear what IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m saying, dear friends, as I write
Merry Ã¢â‚¬Å“TwitchmasÃ¢â‚¬Â to all, youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re the best, and good night.

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That was a truly beautiful, and heartfelt poem SuziQ. I should have mentioned that immediately before I launched into my Xmas eve story that was lewd, albeit a tad funny. I have deleted the story in favour of the sweetness of your poem pervading through the thread like it ought to.

sincerely,
Basso

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New York? what part never been there. I am from Ohio the Northwest
upper part by Michigan and Indiana not to far from Basso Land Canada.
It would be great to all get together. I was hoping for Florida where its warm cause it sure isnt here it feels like 40 below zero here I
cant hardly take it how awful. Is it warm in New York? Im guessing NO
Never been there but would like to check it out sometime. I hope to get
to meet some of you someday. Anyway you guys are doing great at
your poems and song writing keep up the good work.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all. I am going to try to have a good one but
I turn 34 on the 24th tomorrow I cant take getting old its
not good for me but I have no choice what a bummer.