Not twelve hours after its announcement and serious, damaging questions are already being raised about the campaign of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney. Specifically: Did Romney steal Aquafresh's nurdle?

America is a nation in need of healing. But no healing shall be had. Because two of our most…
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Colgate learned this the hard way last year, when they were slapped with a multimillion-dollar nurdle suit by Aquafresh. Indeed, the question in this case is not if Aquafresh will sue Romney over his blatant nurdle-theft, but when, and for how much money. Our guess: Tomorrow, and a million billion dollars. Romney needs solve this nurdle problem fast—or his campaign will be over before it even begins.