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Marry, Date, or Dump: Alice in Wonderland

The Alice in Wonderland books have some of my favorite characters from literature. They are such a delightful mix of silly and magical … and of course mad. Let me know in the comments who you would marry date and dump, out of the Mad Hatter, the White Rabbit, and the Caterpillar.

Dump the caterpillar — you can never get a straight answer, and he does drugs. The March Hare might be fun to date, but only in May. Bill the Lizard is marriage material. Always willing to do all the hard work!

I’d marry the White Rabbit. I like promptness in a guy. (You’re late! You’re late!) I’d date the Mad Hatter. That could be fun, in a dangerous sort of way. The caterpillar intimidates me. I don’t think we’d get along very well, so he’d have to go. -RB Austin

I would dump all of them. The White Rabbit kept running off–a sure sign that he’s cheating. The Mad Hatter was a little too crazy and the Caterpillar a little too stoned. And don’t get me started on the walrus and the carpenter, though you didn’t mention them. Serial killers!