Sit DOWN Bobby Brown

Bobby Brown is writing a book. Or he’s babbling into a tape recorder while someone else writes his book for him. Needless to say, a dude who’s hard up for cash and crack will say anything.

In his tome, Bobby alleges that it was Whitney who led him astray and not vice versa. "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine." He said that Whitney was always the bad ass, that she used him to change her image – to clean it up. Say what the f&ck what?

Yes. Whitney used BOBBY to clean up her image.

Because Donny Osmond was unavailable???

Junkie… please!

How is that even remotely believable? No doubt, Whitney wasn’t the church girl. No doubt, Whitney was Britney before Britney. But their relationship was based on equal parts destruction, not for publicity in the good sense but because she intended to do away with the good girl in every sense.

As for his allegation that she wanted to rid her scandal sheet of the lesbian rumours with Robin Crawford, suffice to say, she could have easily achieved that with someone who at the very least boasted straight teeth and a face that isn’t busted. If anything, hooking up with Bobby probably only increased the Sapphic speculation.

Drugs will f&ck you up, y’all. Look at this man and tell me that’s not the truth.