The funny part in a joke is the element of truth. As we all know, the truth hurts.

As far as Mexico is concerned, why would anyone stay there? On one side of the river you can live in a third world mud hut with no windows or doors, on the other side you can live in America. I know which side I'd be shooting for.

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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
— Groucho Marx

Albania has Muslims and Catholics. I feel there are more Muslims, but the most well known Albanian was Mother Theresa. The next two are the brothers Belushi. I also have a sneaky feeling most Albanians are atheist because of the semi-Communist government they once had.