The "Real And True" singer looks totally lost in a glorious ivory-tickling trance, and her heartfelt caption certainly seems to support that: "I think we would all die without music. Like when someone passes away & their lover goes soon after..." So, is this an excerpt from a forthcoming Deep Thoughts With Miley book? (JK! But seriously, we'd obviously read that.)

The almost-winner of Time's "Person Of The Year" poll is probably also all smiles because, well, who else can WERQUE what look to be supertight, basically vacuum-sealed PVC pants like it's NBD? How does anyone fit into those things less than a week after Thanksgiving?! HOWWWWW??????