Rerated San Andreas ready for release

Hooray?

Will this be the last news to report in this bullspit parade? I doubt it. It seems Rockstar is rereleasing San Andreas on the consoles to retail outlets with all the coffee products safely removed. This new version is again rated M instead of the restickered AO rated titles available now, which means that many of the retail chains that don't carry AO rated games will now give the game shelf space again. I guess the world is safe again from pixelated boobies.

In other news, you can download a patch to remove the offending content from the PC version, as if people go out and add patches to remove nudity from their games. I guess parents can do it to feel safe that little Billy is only looking at M rated sex, not AO rated sex. I called two popular retail chains to see if they had pulled San Andreas for PC off of their shelves to which they responded, "We give PC games shelf space?"