I don’t know. I just don’t understand. It’s not working. I mean, it should, right? It should work! But why? Why isn’t it working? I mean, the country spent millions on it, my taxpayer money, so… why? Why? She’s so beautiful, I just have to know: Why doesn’t Bar Refaeli make me save more water?!

If anything, the whole face-cracking-up thing gives me the shivers. Like nails on a chalkboard.