Bootyful AND Beautiful! This must be heaven! Read below the pictures for details about our BOOTYFUL exercise videos!

Bootyful AND Beautiful!

These are the words that come to mind as you view these pretty ladies doing exercises. There are 10 different exercise types and 5 different DVDs that feature NO nagging during exercise, NO telling you to diet or change or get rid of fat. These DVDs see you as perfect just as you are, and there's even a separate motivational section where you can learn various self-esteem boosters in case all those oppressive dieting ads on TV have managed to convince you you're somehow unacceptable!

You KNOW you love it! We know what you're thinking:IT'S ABOUT TIME that someone got comedy and booty together!Check it out!

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How does two jam-packed DVDs with over 8.5 gigabytes of AVIs and JPEGs sound? And for under $3! You also get a 17-page tutorial (PDF and Word) that has everything you'll need to know about how to use these photos and these AVI videos as backgrounds, including tools you will need, how to edit them, and even info on using optional tools like Ulead Media Studio Pro 7 or 8, Serious Magic's Ultra 2, and green screens. There's an abundance of good, clear examples even a novice could follow. Special Price: $2.99 with free shipping.

Here are a couple of sample walking clips. I imagine one step per 0.7 seconds or 1.5 steps per second may be optimal for many ladies, but it depends on the body type and size and what looks liveliest and yummiest. Clip1 has no glitch, but there's a vertical jump in Clip2. Clip2 shows two good walking speeds in one clip—a faster and slower pace. I'd guess that better yet would be Clip2 with a fixed vertical jump, and the addition of a third clip segment that is halfway between the speed of the other 2 segments. And a variety of outfits would be wise as well. -----Wacko

Fanny: Clip1

Fanny: Clip2

Send us your clips! We'll pay $$$ for those we like! Act now while we're hot for clips!

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Send us video clips on CDs or DVDs or post video clips on Dailymotion or Photobucket or MySpace and make them public and tell us how to find them. Then fill out the permission form (below) and that is that. If we use clips, we pay $20 EACH. If we don't use them we will not display them anywhere, we promise. The button above links to a site where you can see lots of poetry in motion! GET ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WALKERS AND DANCERS YOU KNOW TO SEND US THEIR CLIPS!

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We do not want nude clips, so please wear a minimum of a thong and bra, or lingerie, or a bikini, or other brief outfit, so we’re not “R-rated.” Walk, dance, or both as yummy as you can so everyone is hot to see your clips!

PLEASE DO NOT DO WALKING OR BOOTY DANCING IN FRONT OF ANYTHING YOU DON’T HAVE SOLE RIGHTS TO, SUCH AS background posters/pictures/photos, logos or art or designs on clothing or in the background or on storefronts. (Suggested background: plain wall, wallpaper, brick wall, fence, grass, sidewalk or street without signs or billboards.) We cannot use clips that infringe on anyone’s rights or copyrights. Any music or sounds are fine, since we don’t use sounds in submitted clips, or we supply our own. If we like your clips enough, we may wish to offer you a deal, like we did with Fanny and Tassy, who got their own DVDs.

If you send us clips, send them to:Pin the Tail on the CultureBooty ClipsPO Box 23333Eugene, OR 97402

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