"People say to me, 'Why would they teach such awful things to our children?' If you go deep down and you connect those dots, you see that when children are desensitized to sexual things, that affects their ability at a later date to bond with a spouse. And so if you have somebody who can't bond, they're not going to have a stable marriage. When you have unstable, broken households, how do they vote? Democrat. So this has a very evil underlying intent."

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Oh! OK.

In 2012, Holsten told The Daily Show's Jessica Williams that kids should be learning about sex the old-fashioned way, like Mom used to do: "[By] watching animals do it on the street." She said that she taught her own kids with "a boy and a girl guinea pig that clearly liked each other," adding, "You really couldn't see anything because they're big, furry little fuzz ball things. I mean, that's why there isn't guinea pig porn movies."