"Vy hyu bring knife to gun fight, stoopid Scav?" *shoots the Scav who threw a knife at him then reloads the shotgun (two shots = reload, last I checked with a shotgun - let's put something flammable in it this time, unless you think random chance is more fun?). He will try and fend off any Zombies that come near him with the halberd if he has to - Zombies aren't worth eating and they tend to have boring hats, although that one that is made from the wheel bits is kind of neat...

Also, seeing as none of my teammates won't help me (thanks guys) I use my amazing political skills to influence a scav to either heal me, or get me a healer. After he completes his task, or the healer heals me, politely thank him(or them) and then shoot his(or their) head(or heads) off.

Run the hell away from the zombies. Now. Try to keep Lt. Wolffe between me and the zombies. (Also don't trip over any landmines)

Turn that dead tissue sample into a peach/zombie vaccine and keep it to sell for piles of money to Lt. Wolffe/the Prussians. If the feat fails and I make something horrible keep it as a weapon of last resort to be used upon my death.

Tell Zachary to fuck off and then fling the tasty morsel at our wounded comrade and tell him to eat it (it hopefully will heal him). Then, if any enemies get close, attack them with the Frying Pan of Goodliness.

I didn't want that to happen. I wanted to go for the dynamite and take an enemy's cc weapon on the way (not an allies). Anyways, keep going for the dynamite and kill scavs on the way. If Kalvinator wants the axe back I can chuck it to him.

BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."

I didn't want that to happen. I wanted to go for the dynamite and take an enemy's cc weapon on the way (not an allies). Anyways, keep going for the dynamite and kill scavs on the way. If Kalvinator wants the axe back I can chuck it to him.

Why do I have the feeling this is preluding another 'I didn't want that to happen'?

I didn't want that to happen. I wanted to go for the dynamite and take an enemy's cc weapon on the way (not an allies). Anyways, keep going for the dynamite and kill scavs on the way. If Kalvinator wants the axe back I can chuck it to him.

Why do I have the feeling this is preluding another 'I didn't want that to happen'?

What?

BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."