‘Anderson’ Canceled. Now Who Will Condescend Famewhores?

This is terrible news: An anonymous executive at Warner Brothers studio, Telepictures has announced that Anderson Cooper’s daytime talk show, Anderson, will not be picked up for a third season. Clearly, the announcement was strategic in nature, timed during the Hurricane Sandy to avoid the outrage from the TENS of people who will be upset that there will be one less daytime talk show polluting the airwaves next year.

That is to say, I’m not sad that there’s one less daytime talk show, but I am sad that it means less Anderson Cooper in our lives. However, as long as CNN remains the NBC of 24-hour newschannels, we’ll always have the low-rated Anderson Cooper 360, where Cooper giggles every week night.