Christmas to where I came from…
New Year’s Eve with my new friend
Christmas to where I came from…
New Year’s Eve with my new friend

It was fun livin’ on a dream…
A big white dream
But I woke to see…
To see for real…
I want to go back to the people I love

Sleeping in your world…
Sleeping in this scene…
Has bought a change in me…
A change for real…

I want to go back to the people I love
I want to go back to the people I love
I want to go back to the people I love
I want to go back to the people I love
Christmas to where I came from
New Year’s Eve with my new friend
Christmas to where I came from
New Year’s Eve with my new friend

Mother your children have grown
Far away…
You talk to them on the phone
Once a week…

I want to go back to the people I love
I want to go back to the people I love
I want to go back to the people I love
I want to go back to the people I love
I want to go back
I want to go back
I want to go back
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I want to go back
La la la la
Christmas to where I came from
New Year’s Eve with my new friend
I want to go back

Hi, I’m Ray Martin
Christmas as always, is a special time of year
A time for sharing special moments with your family and friends
On this special night, join me please ladies and gentlemen in a song of Christmas joy

I want all the gentlemen to sing “It’s Christmas time already!”
I’d like all the ladies in the house to sing “It’s jolly old Christmas time!”
And hopefully they’ll be enough people to prompt you

Oh, I can’t get a cab with money or threats!
It’s Christmas time already!
This is as bad as it fucking gets!
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
The pubs are shut and the shops are too!
It’s Christmas time already!
It’s pissing down rain and it’s 32!
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
A howling host of host of girls and boys!
It’s Christmas time already!
Survey the wreckage of the toys!
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
And I’m eating nuts and nectarines
It’s Christmas time already!
With poseable action figurines!
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
I’m shitfaced on sherry, and passionfruit flavoured wine!
Let us all be merry, it’s very nearly old Christmas time!
I stagger from the kitchen to the comfy chair!
It’s Christmas time already!
Watching a show about a magical bear!
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
I’m personally sick of this Christmas farce!
It’s Christmas time already!
Happiest time of the year my arse!
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
What time is it?
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
Once more for Clanger!
It’s jolly old Christmas time!
Chonk on! Goodnight!