Note: If you haven't noticed from my lack of posting, I'm sick today and took everything in my medicine cabinet so I should either be better or dead by tomorrow.

This is BurritoBox, a vending machine just rolled out in West Hollywood that dispenses hot burritos in 60-seconds. You can choose from five different burritos: shredded beef and cheese, roasted potato egg and cheese, chicken and rice, chorizo egg and cheese, and bacon egg and cheese. You do not get to choose the severity of your diarrhea afterwards.

Each costs $3, excluding tax and additional toppings. A side of sour cream costs an extra 50 cents, while Tabasco sauce is 65 cents and a guacamole is available for 75 cents.

Weird, I swear this already existed. Oh right -- the microwave at 7-11. Plus that one doesn't just dispense burritos, you can put anything in there! Granted sometimes the man behind the counter will yell at you, but if you're quick you really can put anything in there. One time I nuked a Slurpee, it's true!

Keep going for a video of the machine while you wonder if LA really needs a burrito machine when there's already a taco truck on ever corner.

Thanks to Thaylor H, who agrees a vending machine you have to drive to loses a significant portion of its convenience factor. Redbox, okay.

would you like to try our EXTRA BIG-ASS TACO... now with more MOLECULES!

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"I'm sick today and took everything in my medicine cabinet so I should either be better or dead by tomorrow."Or get superpowers! Like the power to summon dinosaurs for an orgy anywhere! Except that you will be the only one seeing them...

The Magnificent Newtboy

Well the sight of GW making passionate love to multiple invisible dinosaurs in the middle of time square would be enough to put any potential super villain off a life of crime!

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Or shock them enough to start one.

STUDENT IN AWE

TACO MACHINE NEXT!!!!!????!!!!!

Andrew Newton

$.65 for tabasco?!?!??! You can buy an entire bottle for less than a $1.50!

Well offering additional packets of stuff to add to a premade burrito isn't exactly revolutionary. They've had hot lunch vending machines for years. If you selected the ingredients and they MADE the burrito to order, THAT would be RAD.

dingusthemonique

That seems awesome and very economical for the hobo with pockets full of Wendy's sour cream packets and Taco Bell's sauce packets.