Nick, Rhonda, Reese, Finn, Charlie, Rio and Sally Jenkins

I Like ‘Finn,’ But ‘Jabari Jenkins’ Has a Nice Ring to It

Today was another beautiful summer day in the Emerald City, so naturally I spent its best hours planted firmly in front of my PC. The occasion was my fantasy football draft. We have roughly fifteen minutes between picks, long enough to grab a bowl of cereal but not much else. I ended up spending a fair bit of time perusing through the NFL’s players looking for draft picks and it donned on me — some of these guys have some pretty interesting names.

BenJarvus Green-Ellis heads my NFL Fantasy Football First Name Team.

So interesting, in fact, that I decided to put together my first-ever NFL Fantasy Football First Name Team: