Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 22-29, 2013

Taurus (April 20-May 20): This week, shit or get off the pot, as it’s all about release now, as in letting go of dreams or taking responsibility for them. Urgency will appear, forcing you up against a wall, as more info about an emotional situation adds extra layers of fuel and dizziness. Yes, your life will turn straight up Telenovela en uno momento.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Only you know how loudly your demons speak when they can’t take no for an answer and only you know how to shut them up too. If this means taking a personal journey, then so be it. You’re not a child anymore and the choices you make now do not require anyone else’s approval, so don’t sabotage yourself by seeking one out.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Love is a good enough answer for anything you do, even if it messes up someone else’s idea of what they want for you. The world you live in forces you to have to be at the center, so don’t slack off on doing your part by putting good energy out into this world. Start with being honest with yourself and you can’t lose.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Even you need security, so don’t get down on yourself if you need to retreat from an emotional entanglement that you’re uneasy about. Not to say it’s all bad, but for you to deal with who you are, you’ll need your sanity and sometimes the way you go about getting it isn’t be pretty. Oh well, at the very least, it will be romantic (in the dark sense).

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Take your commitment deeper by adding more needs to your list. This is no time to skimp on the care you want, despite trying to pretend like you’re always so easy going and low maintenance. Sure, you may not need tons of attention when it gets down to it, but for this week, demand it, as you are entitled to know you have more than you will ever need.

Libra (September 23-October 22): You will need to make a choice between two people you love, as one will need priority over the other. Sacrifice sucks, but it is do or die time and where you place your energy now will matter. However, that doesn’t mean you have to give up anyone; just think of it as prioritizing. But don’t be shortsighted, as fate will pay out accordingly from here.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): If only a big sinkhole would open up from under you and whisk you away to an alternate reality. Well, your wish is about to come true in a metaphorical way, as something surreal is going to happen out of nowhere. So, if you ever thought you were an alien, this week will confirm your suspicions, as unworldly forces will shift you towards a very bizarre place.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Although you don’t like fighting, you’re good at it. Once you get on a roll, you know you can’t stop. However, don’t let yourself get carried away, as buried anger will surface now and cause a tsunami of emotions and nostalgia that may have you feeling like you can’t tell up from down. Yes, this week, double up on the meds.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Birds of a feather do find their way to each other, so be on the lookout for whoever is circling your periphery. There are connections that are just in arm’s reach, but they won’t appear to be looking out for your best interests at first. However, know they are just protecting themselves too, as you don’t come across as soft as you would like to think you do.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You love teamwork, as you are the sign of humanity and all. However, when you’re busy doing so much, you might be unaware of the parasite hanging from your coattails. This week, save the compassion for another day, and don’t pick up anyone’s slack. Time to let your talents shine and enjoy in their glory. If anyone else is going to be close to you now, it should only be to applaud you.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): A spiritual experience could rock your love life this week, opening you up to a new way of expressing yourself. However, don’t be hasty and jump into it without editing yourself. While it’s great to feel free and want to share, not all that you want to unload is actually necessary. So, while you will be feeling an intense bond, do understand the rules of good timing still apply.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your impulses are strong this week, but don’t go without protecting yourself — in the literal and metaphorical sense. Sure, have as much fun as you want to, but be forewarned that a momentary lapse of reason can have consequences. Do your research and know what you’re get into, as it will only take a second to be safe over sorry.