Does that look like a guy who can’t chug beer to you? Didn’t think so. That mustache is proof he can drink beer with the best of them, right?

Certainly, that’s not the face of a guy who got embarrassed in front of the whole country when it came to chugging beer.

There’s just no way that guy does anything other than crush beers.

Are you all catching my sarcasm? I’m pouring it on. It should be dripping through your computer screen. To paraphrase legendary hockey coach Herb Brooks, if he thinks that mustache is going to make us all forget, he’s got another thing coming.

Rodgers can try to be comedic and look like a bro all he wants, but he’s not fooling a single person. I’ll dedicate my life to reminding the world he can’t drink beer if that’s what it takes.

To quote Brooks once again, don’t think I won’t do it.

I can’t wait to watch the Packers fall into chaos again this season. It’s going to be glorious.