Die Hard is not a Christmas movie

16 July 2018

Demi, who was first married to Freddy Moore, then later Ashton Kutcher wasn't harsh throughout the whole roast though and conceded some of the best times of her life were with Bruce before adding he was "easily one of my top three husbands".

The show recorded earlier this month, and some very lucky people got to attend the roast, and while the entire line-up was pretty much announced beforehand, one person did arrive out of the blue to the shock of the audience and proceeded to torch the place down with her epic burns. "I hope this roast doesn't end with you realizing your career was dead the entire time".

"People wondered why our marriage came to an end". One of her best lines.

Ho ho ho, it's the opposite of a Christmas miracle - Bruce Willis has gone full Grinch on us and decided once and for all that Die Hard is not, in fact, a Christmas movie.

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt played a younger me in Looper". Even so, he felt the love and recognized the fun in the evening after the roast he said, "I thought I dislocated my jaw because I was laughing so hard".