Gay Activists Attempt To Create A Guilt Free Chick-Fil-A Experience?

byBrittany PoundersonAugust 8, 2012

For those of you who haven’t fulfilled your “Give me a break!” quota for the day and want to finish it off with an enormous eyeroll, this story is just for you! We’ve just come across a website put together by entrepreneur, er… I mean gay marriage supporter, Ted Frank, who found a way to cash in on the Chick-Fil-A controversy. This website is meant for those who just can’t stand the thought of supporting a Christian-based company who believes in traditional marriage- but just can’t do without their chicken sandwiches and waffle fries- albeit filled with the hate that they are.

Hi! I’m Ted Frank and I love the chicken sandwiches at Chick-fil-A. But I also like my gay-married friends and don’t like the guilt of indirectly supporting Chick-fil-A’s stance on gay rights. And I know there are lots of other people in the same boat. So I’ve started ChickenOffset.com. Every time you buy a chicken-sandwich meal at Chick-fil-A, you can buy an “offset” here. You can print out the receipt and demonstrate to your friends that the money you gave for LGBT youth more than compensates for the profits you put in Chick-fil-A’s coffers. $1 gets you 1 chicken-meal offset; $6 for ten offsets. We promise to send at least 90% of the proceeds (and will almost certainly send more than that) after our minimal expenses to It Gets Better and the Williams Institute. We promise your offsets will provide far more money to non-profits that support gays than buying a sandwich at Chick-fil-A ends up putting in the pockets of anti-gay-rights organizations. We promise to update this site with data about how much money has been donated.

Not likely to work well, as libs are awesome at taking other people’s money but not so great at putting their own money where their mouths are. That’s what the conservatives are for. It’s nice to see that he promises to “send at least 90% of the proceeds” in. And, he assures us in his FAQ section that this amount is so little that he’ll not be quitting his day job over it. I’m betting he’s right.

About The Author: Brittany Pounders is a conservative political commentator, blogger, and freelancer. She is a frequent guest columnist for The Toronto Sun, and can be heard through many different radio and media outlets such as The Blaze Radio Network, The Chris Salcedo Show, The Ed Dean Radio Show, has appeared on The Glenn Beck Show and regularly on cable news channels, including NewsmaxTv, One America News Network, America Trends, and the Fox News with Neil Cavuto. She resides in Texas with her husband and is raising three of the finest little people in the world.
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