Three or more males living in a rented house, apartment, or trailer. Brotels are often recognized by the copious amounts of empty beer cans which replace the need for books on almost any shelf. Brotels are often known to also have unkempt pools, broken ping-pong or foosball tables, punching bags and/or boxing gloves, Sublime posters, and possibly one of the following dog breeds: Rottweiler, Pit Bull, or Bullmastiff.

I don't mind getting shit-faced and passing out at the brotel every one in a while, but I could never fucking live there.