Slicing food is hard. Regardless of how sharp your knives are, there’s pressure to be applied, and then there’s the strenuous back and forth motion. Thankfully, the Damasu 950 is here to help.

The omnidirectional and gas-powered kitchen tool is brought to us by infomercial ‘Cooking With Bill.’ Watch as ‘Bill’ demonstrates, and massacres, a block of cheese and an unfortunate turkey. Just watch your fingers… unlike Bill did.

Cooking with Bill, and the Damasu 950, are brought to us by Oats Studios.

There was once a time when a cookbook was measured by the quality of recipes, the food styling, and the celebrity’s mug on the cover.

Now, with the recent development that is The Bible of Barbecue — every other cookbook is now inferior and should stop. Although it’s far from a traditional cookbook, containing no actual recipes, the BBQ bible will help produce a meal better than any celebrity-laden pile of pages.

Specific to preparing a grilled meal, the Bible comes apart at each stage of the cooking process. Beginning with a page that’s literally made from charcoal, it can be broken up to get the fire started. Page two is a fire starter, followed by a flame-fanner.

Progressing to chapter-two reveals an apron, foil, chopping board, and a page to sharpen your knives on. So, how does it end? With a page that’s a placemat, another that’s a serving tray, and a kitchen cloth.

The Biblia Definitiva Do Churrasco was created by Tramontina and JWT Brazil. It’s been made in limited quantities and offered to only a few “master barbecue chefs.” A simplified version will be available for the average backyard BBQer soon.