the pothead may exhibit none, one or all of a variety of symptoms including but not limited to poor short-term memory, cliche laughing patterns or random, prolonged giggling, apathy, delusions, lethargy, compulsive eating of large amounts of food, watching of movies over and over again, playing of video games over and over again, sleeping on sofas in a sitting position, wearing of moccasins or flip flops, attending reggae concerts or laser shows, losing things, misplacing of the stash, breaking of glassware, laziness of eyelids, poor or extreme eye contact, going to junior college, studying of sociology, psychology or anthropology in college, ownership of 1 or more Pink Floyd albums, working at a music store or a camping store for more than 2 years, ownership of a beanie or knit cap, environmental advocacy, support of third party political campaigns, interest in conspiracy theories, etc.