My Brother Used to Say I Made Too Much Noise When I Ate

Desmond Morris is all like people have been eating together since the stone age and its a very social event. Look at how people today eat alone in restaurants. They seem awkward, dont they? Well although I respect his work, nuts to him. I prefer to eat by myself, or only with very close friends. I dont want anyone talking to me during lunch. But then, I am an antisocial goon.