SUPER.: "That guacamole was fire holmes... But yo, that fool on the box was talking about how stupid they are on the canadian border. The dogs cant smell nothing, and that...... the cheese is bad... But yo, we could be up and out of Texas in no time. Its like what, a 5 hour walk from here to Canada right?"

CRAZYJOEGUNZ: *opens door, still shitting* "Damn I can hardly breath... Yeah, I think theres a bus on 10th that takes you to Canada. These vatos at the liquer store were talking about it last night"

SUPER.: *eyes wide* "We NEED to find that bus"

CRAZYJOEGUNZ: "Are you thinking what im thinking??"

SUPER. & JOEGUNZ TOGETHER: "EL RODEO TRIP!"

*FADE TO OPENING CREDITS - CUE THEME MUSIC*

JOEGUNZ, SUPER, RODEO!!! ITS A TRIP, CMON HERE WE GO!

*JOEGUNZ SALSA'S ACROSS SCREEN*

JUST HOP UP IN MY EL CAMINO!! WE CAN MEET SOME FRIENDLY PEOPLE!!

*Grand Dragon Waves*

JOEGUNZ, SUPER, RODEO!!!
*END INTRO CREDITS*

~Episode 1; The Bus Terminal~

NATIVE TONGUE: "Okay, now the idea is to make them think we cant see em. Thats how blind people do. They feel around like this." *touches som's nose* "You just kinda gota pat around like that and they'll think your blind, and thats when the money comes rolling in"

SOMNIO: "Where they gona put the change yo we aint got no cups?"

NATIVE TONGUE: "Son peoples will just be like throwin they wallets at us you know how white people do."

SOMNIO: "But if were blind, wont they wonder how we find the money they throw?"

NATIVE TONGUE: "Son what do you think this walking stick is for? Its like a metal detector for the blind, accept its better, cuz it detects like, whatever you set your mind to. Watch, Imma find a fag... lets see... hmmm..." *points stick at somnio* "See, found a fag. Flawless son, flawless"

SOMNIO: "Oh word, tree branches are handy as fuck yo, didnt know they could do all that."