What if Disney made a zany, kid-friendly version of Looper back in 1994? And what if they had managed to cast Bruce Willis and a very young Joseph Gordon-Levitt in their same roles of old and young Joe?

Screen Junkies "unearthed" this trailer of 1994's Looper, by which I mean they spliced together bits of Angels in the Outfield with The Kid and a few other Bruce Willis movies. It's a clever bit of silliness, but it would have been great if they figured out a way to get really young Joe to try to kill not-so-old Joe just once.