Derrytresk Unveil Hospitality Package For New Season

Corporate GAA has dripped its way down into grassroots level after it emerged that Derrytresk are to trial a new hospitality package for people wanting to watch their home games in this year’s intermediate league.

The 8-match deal, which will see teams such as Cookstown and Kildress visit the ground, will cost interested punters £400 or £60 per match which will include:

Free entry to the game

50% off crisps and mineral in the first half

30p off beer and spirits

a pre-match tour of the area including the chapel grotto and the River Blackwater

Prime seats on the rampart

free entry to cock-fights that weekend

find the guns in the moss and win a fiver

2 JCB rides before and after a game

Meet the captain for a drink after the game

A spokesman for the club added:

“We need to make it clear that this point that the package does not include a free ticket for the half time draw. That must be purchased separately.”

Meanwhile, Killyman GFC are looking into a similar package for their club as soon as they can find something to include in it.

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