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Weeve0wns: how did you microwave a pillow?=)Nuttnin: roflNuttnin: hehNuttnin: I was grogy on nyquilNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: little?Nuttnin: andWeeve0wns: LOLNuttnin: I started reading the pilow tagNuttnin: it was all "for fluffiness" tumble dry for 5 minutesWeeve0wns: LMAONuttnin: and I thought that the they ment the microwaveNuttnin: roflNuttnin: so I jammed that fucker in theirWeeve0wns: bet you were like 5 minutes fuck that.....try 30 seconds lolNuttnin: (polyester pillow btw)Nuttnin: and in like 15 secondsNuttnin: BOOOMNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: ROFLNuttnin: the fucking thing had turn to like liquid and was on fireNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: lolNuttnin: so I janked the door openNuttnin: and put it on the sounterNuttnin: (bad mistake)Nuttnin: lolNuttnin: because it was so fucking hotWeeve0wns: lolNuttnin: I couldnt carry it to the sinkNuttnin: lolNuttnin: so thenWeeve0wns: ROFLNuttnin: my dad walks in the roomNuttnin: and he was all "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED"Nuttnin: lolNuttnin: the wall was like on fire and shitNuttnin: hahahaWeeve0wns: dood....post that on UGNNuttnin: then we threw the pillow outsideNuttnin: lol...Weeve0wns: say Neo and weeve's pillow talk lolNuttnin: (all cement and shit so that was safe)Nuttnin: lol kNuttnin: then we looked at the counterWeeve0wns: omg use a shovel?Nuttnin: and it was like meltedNuttnin: roflNuttnin: no it had stopped burningNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: a spork works in most conditions but DAYum lolNuttnin: yah heh..Nuttnin: it was one of those beach house get-awaysNuttnin: lolNuttnin: the cleaning lady walked in the next daNuttnin: yWeeve0wns: lolNuttnin: and shit she didnt even notice the god damn burnsNuttnin: untilNuttnin: she opened the microwaveNuttnin: roflWeeve0wns: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHANuttnin: the god damn disc that spins on the groundNuttnin: was like litterally fucking stuckNuttnin: lolNuttnin: because it had turned to liquidNuttnin: lolNuttnin: and then hardenedNuttnin: (it was glass)Nuttnin: lolNuttnin: the damage easily racked up like 173 bucksNuttnin: hehWeeve0wns: nm name that don't tumble dry a pillow in the microwave for 15seconds use the dryerNuttnin: :-XNuttnin: lol... Fucking nyquilNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: was your dad pissed?Nuttnin: lol hell yaNuttnin: he fuckin made me take a walk with him down to the cliffNuttnin: lolNuttnin: i thought he was gonna toss me overNuttnin: :-XNuttnin: lol but then to get him off my backWeeve0wns: ROFLNuttnin: i was all... "Let me handle this one dad, I can take the responsibility"Nuttnin: roflNuttnin: so thats how i took care of the pillow incidentNuttnin: lolNuttnin: stole 173 bucks from terry and boomNuttnin: lolNuttnin: fixedWeeve0wns: yea lol....better then a cliff dive ROFLNuttnin: lol yah'Weeve0wns: lol better name it topic The Pillow Incident

lar lar, neo you are such a dumb jew. why the fuck would your Dad give you Nyquil for a headache? Every heard of Tylenol, Advil, Ibuprofen, etc. ? Is he hooked on the Nyquil too? lol, How do you steal money from your neighbor? That bitch must be heavy on the homemade "pro-zakk" or some shit. BTW, your a dumbass.

uh.. nyquil doesn't fuck someone up to the point where they would think putting a pillow in a microwave is a good idea. all it does is make you fall asleep. i've seen the effects when someone downs a bottle or two of nyquil. believe me, they were still smart enough to not go microwaving things that shouldn't be mircrowaved. all he did was sleep.... for a long time. yep. so, being messed up on nyquil is no excuse. but that's just my opinion.

"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"

haha.. i hear that one curse. i've seen some very fucked up shit done by people on DXM. oh.. it also turned every one of them into a total fucking asshole.. except for marty. he stayed cool the whole time. tony went crazy and claimed to be god. oh, he also became a homo. andy took his computer out to the train tracks and smashed it because it was telling him to do things. and aaron got really huge pupils and thought he was in love with me. jonathon just turned into a fucking dick. and on the 6 mile walk, logan licked a dead fox. yep... dxm made everyone i know that did it, utterly stupid. again, except for marty.

"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"