It’s a Black History Month miracle as conservative rocker Ted Nugent, who once compared President Obama to a “chimp” and “subhuman mongrel,” has declared himself a black man, specifically a “Motown black man.” And The Nooge’s first order of business as a “large, in charge” brotha with the “defiance of Rosa Parks”? Freeing all the modern-day slaves still trapped on the Democratic Party’s plantation, apparently.

It’s been over 50 years that the modern slave masters known as the Democratic Party created policies and programs designed to keep black folk down. Through their scamming so-called anti-poverty programs, the Democratic Party has enslaved far too many black Americans into a life of poverty.

Poverty runs rampant in our communities. Unemployment amongst my black brothers and sisters is double that of white Americans. And what does the Democratic Party propose doing? The same scams it has been pulling off for the past 50 years: enticing black folk to look to Uncle Sugar for the cure when it’s been Uncle Sugar who has put black folk on the poverty plantation.

Nugent argues that the Democratic Party’s influence on the black community and its actions are crimes against humanity. “They have essentially killed the dream of the promised land that brother Martin Luther King spoke about, yet the NAACP, the Congressional Black Caucus and others still support the Democratic Party. Simply amazing.”

Still speaking as a black man, Nugent calls the party wolves in sheep’s clothing for “conning us into voting for them for decades” and “our votes” being against “our own” economic self-interest. Nugent urges black voters to reject all Democratic candidates in 2016 unless they want more “poverty, hopelessness, crime, imprisonment and cultural devastation.”

You know damn well if the US were to bring slavery back, he’d be the first person at the auction with a paddle in hand.

Also, a lot more black people would be on board if there were more people like Rand Paul (and Trump, though I don’t like him) out there who actually tries to reach out to us instead of either completely ignoring us or treating reaching out to us like it’s a dare. We’re people too no matter how many times you love to throw crime statistics at us to show why we’re scary.

Sure the Democratic party may be on that bullshit, and we know this, but at least they act like they know we’re people.

Ted will do anything in an attempt to remain relevant but THIS is beyond belief!! He has NEVER spoken out to defend or assist African Americans and now he IS ONE!! This ploy to further his political attack on Democrats shows he will use anything or ANYONE to get what he wants!! His “God Bless America” image is all washed up…drowned out by grabbing on Trump coat tails and hanging on for dear life……