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Piccolo48

American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)

Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)

Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized

A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes

then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"