CWF RAW #11
RATING: TV-14 DVL
E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com
DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine
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ANNOUNCERS: Michael Cole
Jerry "The King" Lawler
BACKSTAGE: Kevin Kelly
Lucas
The New Guy
PLACE: Colliseum in Richmond, Virginia.
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The Raw is War intro starts and soon ends, as the Colliseum is jakked,
and ready to go for tonight, as Michael Cole soon starts to commentate.
COLE: WE ARE JUST SIX DAYS AWAY FROM WHAT COULD BE HISTORY IN THE
MAKING!! CWF NO MERCY, AND WHAT A NIGHT IT IS GONNA BE, BUT TONIGHT,
UNFINISHED BUSINESS IS GONNA BE RESOLVED, LIVE HERE IN RICHMOND
VIRGINIA, THE COLLISEUM!!
The Undertaker's theme starts, and he starts to make his way into the
arena.
COLE: Hold on a minute, King, what is the phenom doing here coming down
to the ring now?!
KING: He's in that Six-Pack match this Sunday, and one of his arch
rivals, Prince Diamond, is also in there.
COLE: Welcome to Raw is War, everyone, I am Michael Cole alongside
Jerry "The King" Lawler, and six days away from what could be one of
the best Pay Per Views yet, all hell may break lose here tonight, as
the Undertaker gets into the ring, and also tonight, we expect
Darkpower to straighten up this contreversy on his love toward the CWF
Champion, Queen Beryl, and how it afects the Six-Pack match at No
Mercy.
KING: He doesn't need to straighten up ANYTHING!! Darkpower will do
anything in his power to make sure that his love, the one person that
he can't live without, comes out on top of that match.
COLE: If that happens, I'm sure that the Undertaker will be one of the
five others that will have something to say about it.
The Undertaker's music stops, as he grabs the mike.
COLE: The real question is, why is he out here NOW?!
UNDERTAKER: Darkpower, do you really think that you loving that bitch,
Queen Beryl, will help her at No Mercy? Do you think that the strength
in numbers will help her this Sunday? Well, you have another thing
coming. Armegetton will be upon her at No Mercy, as well as the four
others, and that brings me to why I am out here, PRINCE DIAMOND!!
COLE: UH OH!!
KING: What did I tell you, Michael?!
UNDERTAKER: This Sunday, you will face that same fate, that will be
coming to the four other contenders that will be in that ring. However,
right here tonight, I know that one of your friends is in the building
here tonight. Tuxedo Mask, come out here right now, we have some
unfinished business to take care of!!
COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!!
KING: DID HE JUST...?!
COLE: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW TUXEDO MASK IN ACTION IN THE CWF?!
KING: THE LAST TIME, I BELIEVE, WAS WRESTLEMANIA!! BUT WHY IS THE
UNDERTAKER CALLING HIM OUT HERE TONIGHT?!!
UNDERTAKER: COME ON OUT!!
COLE: HE'S NOT GONNA MOVE UNTIL HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS!!
Sure enough, Tuxedo Mask's music starts up, and he comes out to the
stage, mike in hand.
COLE: AND HERE HE COMES!!
MASK: OKAY, I'M HERE, UNDERTAKER, WHAT DO YOU...
BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!!
COLE: WHAT IS TRIPLE H....OH, WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S CHYNA!! WHAT IS SHE
OUT HERE FOR?!
KING: WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME THESE THINGS?! I DON'T KNOW!!
CHYNA: DEAD MAN, YOU'LL GET YOUR CAHNCE IN A MOMENT, I'M NOT OUT HERE
FOR YOU, ALTHOUGH I DO THINKTHAT TRIPLE H WILL KICK YOUR DEAD ASS ALL
OVER THE CHARLOTTE ARENA THIS SUNDAY!!
COLE: WOW!!
CHYNA: BUT I'M OUT HERE FOR YOU TUXEDO MASK!!
COLE: UH OH!! KING: UH OH!!
COLE: THIS MAY BE INTERESTING!!
CHYNA: IT'S NO SECRET THAT YOU ARE SERENA'S BOYFRIEND, MAYBE EVEN
MORE!! AND IT'S NO SECRET THAT YOU SAW WHAT JEFF JARRETT DID TO HER
DURING THE PAST FEW WEEKS!! SO MY QUESTION IS TO YOU IS THIS!! WHEN SHE
GOT THE FIGURE FOUR PUT ON HER, WHEN SHE HAD HER LEG BROKEN!! WHEN SHE
WAS ASSULTED MANY TIMES BY THAT SOB, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!
COLE: UH OH!!! GOOD QUESTION!!
KING: COLE, I DIDN'T THINK TO ASK THAT QUESTION!!
COLE: I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT!! WHERE WAS HE?!
MASK: I DON'T...
BG: G-TV!!! G-TV!!! G-TV!!! G-TV!!!
COLE: WHAT'S THIS?!
G-TV shows mask in his locker room, where it is obvious it was from a
few weeks ago on Smack Down.
MASK: What was he talking about my girlfriend in the ring?!
He turns it on to see Sernena getting the hell beat out of her by Jeff
Jarrett.
MASK: OH MY GOD, I NEED TO...
All of a sudden, it shows him getting attacked by none other than...THE
BRITISH BULLDOG!!
COLE: WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S....
KING: IT'S THE BRITISH BULLDOG!! WHAT THE...?!
COLE: THE BULLDOG LEFT TM IN A BLOODY MESS THERE!! [G-TV ends]
CHYNA: Well, well, I guess that the Bulldog wanted to put a little bite
onto the Mask guy!!
MASK: That's why, right there. I wanted to, but the British Bulldog
attacked me!!
CHYNA: Yeah, a pretty good excuse!!
UNDERTAKER: Chyna, I have my business with him tonight, you stay out of
this!!
COLE: UH OH!!
CHYNA: Tuxedo Mask, I'm watching you tonight, and as far as you go,
dead ass, we'll see who gets the title at No Mercy!! [she exits]
COLE: WOW!!
UNDERTAKER: NOW THAT THAT SLEAZE IS OUT OF THE WAY...!!
COLE: UH OH!!
TAKER: MASK, TONIGHT, LET'S GET IT ON IN THIS VERY RING!! YOU AND ME,
ONE ON ONE!!
COLE: WOAH!!
KING: NOW UNDERTAKER!!
MASK: ME AND YOU TONIGHT?! YOU WANT ME TONIGHT?! WELL, YOU GOT ME
TONIGHT, AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!! I ACCEPT YOUR PITIFUL
CHALLENGE, UNDERTAKER!! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE RING TONIGHT!! [his music
plays]
COLE: And that's going to be TONIGHT!! Tuxedo Mask vs. The Undertaker,
what a hell of a match it will be, King!!
KING: Well, it may be a match worth seeing, but listen to this match.
Chyna and our own CWF commentator, Serena Sommers, will be up against
Jeff Jarrett and the partner of his choosing here tonight.
COLE: And also here tonight, Gohan and Jericho are here tonight, and
Jericho is with Reenie, and that may become ugly in a hurry.
KING: Plus, Beryl and Darkpower is here tonight, and we know that there
is now a conspericy going around that Darkpower is gonna try to clear
up here tonight.
COLE: Also, besides Beryl and the Undertaker, the rest of the
participants of that Six-Pack match at No Mercy are here tonight on
RAW, and anything could explode at any moment, and...
Switch to the back, where Gohan is going into his locker room.
COLE: Gohan is here tonight, ladies and...
REENIE: Hey, sexy!!
COLE: WOAH!! REENIE!!
KING: What did she call him?!
GOHAN: Reenie, what the hell...?!
REENIE: Dont' fight it, Gohan, you know you like me!! As a matter of
fact, I want to meet you in someplace more private. Here!!
COLE: What the hell is that?!
KING: A note of some sorts. What is Gohan doing with that thing!!
Reenie strokes a finger down Gohan's chest.
REENIE: Meet me there at the time. Don't be late, sexy!! [she exits]
COLE: WOAH!!!
KING: Do you think she might want to give Gohan...?!
COLE: Oh will you STOP that?!
KING: What?!
Switch to another part in the back, where Beryl and Darkpower have
entered the arena.
DARKPOWER: This is gonna be a good night, Michelle!! We'll do this
first, then we'll get to our hotel rooms, and then make this night the
best night for both of us!!
COLE: What?!
BERYL: I guess the belt brings it's rewards, doesn't it [laughing]?!
KING: Are they saying that later tonight, they're...!!
COLE: We'll be right back!!
[start CWF commercial]
ANN.: SIX SUPERSTARS!!
HHH: I'm after that title!! GOKU: I deserve it!! AUSTIN: I'm walikng
out of No Mercy the champ
BERYL: This belt is mine!! UNDERTAKER: Armegetton is upon us!!
DIAMOND: I should be the champion.
ANN.: Three heated rivalries.
GOKU: Austin, we've got something to settle!!
UNDERTAKER: Diamond, I ain't through with you yet!!
HHH: QUEEN BITCH, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!
ANN.: ONE TITLE THAT HANGS IN THE BALANCE!! CWF NO MERCY, LIVE FROM
CHARLOTTE, NC, OCTOBER 31ST, PRESENTED BY SQUARESOFT'S FINAL FANTASY
VIII, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!
[end CWF commercial]
They then go to a break, then come back.
[start CWF commercial]
ANN.: Coming soon........CWF in Cyberspace.....stayed tuned for later
developments.....as CWF takes over your computer like never before!!!
[end CWF commercial]
COLE: Yes, guys, stayed tuned for that, as...!!
King Kai's music starts, and he strts to come to the ringside area.
KING: Speaking of taking over, Michael Cole, here comes the guy with
the major speech impediment!!
COLE: Well, last week on Smack Down, Kai joined us for ringside
commentary, and I guess he's coming back out here to do duties AGAIN
this week. And tonight, RAW IS WAR is brought to you by Western Union,
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KING: Take a seat, King Kai!! You know it takes a king to know a king,
Michael!!
COLE: I don't doubt that one bit, King!!
KAI: How are we doing here tonight, guysh?!
COLE: I'm doing pretty good, KK!!
BG: OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW.......YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMBODYYYYYYYYY
COLE: Well, in the meantime, here comes the New Age Outlaws!!
KING: Oh geeze!! They actually praised those phoney team Rocket guys
last week on RAW, and Kai, I know you had to be sickened, too!!
KAI: Well, I don't know if that'sh true or not, but bwelieve me,
shomeone'sh gonna come out on top at No Mercy!!
ROAD DOGG: WELCOME TO THE DOG HOUSE!!! WHERE YOU KNOW THAT THOSE NEW
AGE OUTLAWS ALWAYS LIKE TO KICK THAT SHIZNIT DOGGY STYLE!! NOW THEN,
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN MAKE A LITTLE NOICE, UP IN THIS
BBIIIIAAAACCCHHHHH!!! [crowd cheers]
KING: OH NO!!!
ROAD DOGG: LLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL
AGES, D-GENERATION X AND TEAM ROCKET!!
KING: NOT AGAIN!!
ROAD DOGG: PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU THE SOON TO BE CWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
OF THE WWWOOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDD, THE ROAD DOGG, JESSIE JAMES, THE BAD ASS
BILLY GUNN, THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS!!!
GUNN: NOW, IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH US...AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THOSE
FAKERS, BUTCH AND CASSIDY, GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED BY THOSE
HOMEBOYS, JESSIE AND JAMES THIS SUNDAY...!!
COLE: WOW!!
KING: OH NO!!
GUNN:...THEN WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA...!!
CROWD: SUCK IT!!!!
KING: OH PLEEZE!! I KNOW THAT THOSE FAKERS, JESSIE AND JAMES WILL BE
TAKEN CARE OF THIS SUNDAY!!
KAI: I wouldn't agree to that yet, King!!!
KING: What...!!
??: Hey, you two!!
The voice belongs to Butch and Cassidy!!
BUTCH: I mean, come on, what is it with you two that keeps wanting us
to kick your stuipd asses from pillar to post, yet you keep wanting us
toi by making your demands for this Sunday at No Mercy!! To me, the
reason you refer to this as the dog house, and you refer to yourself as
Mr. ASS, is that YOU are a dog, all right, SNIFFING HIS ASS!!
COLE: UH OH!!
KAI: That WASHN'T what he wanted to be shaying there!!
KING: I agree there!!
CASSIDY: And then, after you sniff his ass, you howl into the moonlit
sky...
COLE: WOW!!
CASSIDY: Because you definitly disliked the smell and the texture,
because of some baby rash!!
COLE: UH OH!!
KING: OH BOY!!
KAI: Shomething had to tell me that thish WASHN'T what they are wanting
to do here!!
ROAD DOGG: Hey bitches, and yes, I do mean BOTH of you!!
COLE: WOW!!!
ROAD DOGG: I am a Dogg, all right, but I'm not ever gonna try to sniff
anyones ass, because you know, I could be instead KICKING YOUR ass!!
COLE: WOAH!!
KAI: A challenge here tonight?
COLE: There not schedualed to compete here tonight!!
GUNN: Hey, looking at you two, I say that you shoudl look who's
talking!! You know, Cassidy, the only place you know where to make
money is on the corner of 52nd and 53rd street.
COLE: OH BOY!!
GUNN: And Butch, with his thirty-three throat operations...!!!
KAI: HA HA HA!!! I wash wondering when shomeone wash gonna bwring THAT
one up!!
GUNN: If you think that I have baby rash, then you are sadly mistaken,
and you should look who's taking, because you have diaper rash, if you
know what I mean!!
COLE: WOW!!!
GUNN: So if you two idiots want to come out here and bother us here
tonight, then we have no problem getting involved with you two idiots
here tonight, but there is a little incentive if you lose, and that is
that we take those #1 contender spots away from you at No Mercy
COLE: WOAH!!!
KAI: THE CARD MAY CHANGE FOR THISH SHUNDAY RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IF THEY
ARE NOT CAREFUL!!
BUTCH: YOU WANT TO SAY THAT I HAVE DIAPER RASH, AND TALK ABOTU CASSIDY
LIKE THAT!! YOU'RE ON!!
COLE: OH YEAH!!
CASSIDY: AND NOT ONLY WILL WE TAKE YOU OUT TONIGHT, BUT WE VERY WELL,
GET YOU OUT OF THE CWF FOREVER!! [they exit]
COLE: Tonight, Team Rocket's shot at the titles are on the line
tonight.
KING: That's not a good call there!!
KAI; They shhould've thought abwout that BWEFORE they went and did it!!
COLE: Well, also tonight, it'll be Jarrett and a choice partner vs.
Serena and Chyna, and we understand that Jarrett has picked his
partner, and don't forget that we also have Tuxedo mask against the
Phenom, the Undertaker, and Gohan is going to God knows where tongiht
to meet Reenie for some reason!!
KAI: Bwut coming up NEXT, Darkpower and Qureen Bweryl!! What'sh up with
THIS relationshhip?!
KING: IT makes me SICK to actually PICTURE what Darkpower was talking
abotu earlier, about what he was gonna do later tonight!!
COLE: That's when we come back!!
They go to a break, then come back. Darkpower's music starts up, and he
comes to the ring with Beryl.
COLE: Welcome back to Raw, everyone, and Beryl and DP are coming out
here, and you have to believe, guys, that the entire locker room willbe
hanging on his words tonight, as he is ready to say what he's been
trying to say for the longest time.
KING: Well, Cole, it's obvious that DP will be backing his lover in
their minds, and I don't blame them for thinking that.
COLE: Well, Kai, what do you think?!
KAI: I think that thish love ish bweutiful.
KING: PLEASE!!
KAI: And alsho, Bweryl is no longer alone!! Do you realize how lonely
it ish in that Negaverse?! In my mind, Darkpower helped Bweryl get away
from that lonieneshsh, and shhe doeshn't want to bwe alone again.
That'sh all it realy ish!!
DARKPOWER: Well, first...
BERYL: Hold on a minute, Justin!!
COLE: Oh my!!
KING: JUSTIN?!
BERYL: I want to tell these fans something. During the past few weeks,
I have been subject to some new feelings!! Some new ways of living.
Somethings that I like to feel!! Those are haapiness, love, and being
warm!!
KING: Let me barf for a second!!
COLE: SHE'S TOUCHED!!
BERYL: And the reason why I'm feeling these things is because I have
Justin by my side!! He's been here since the day he first spotted me in
that lonely Negaverse, which I now hate how that was so gloomy and
lonley!! I don't want to go back to the way it was!! The first time I
have loved someone is right here right now!! So, I just want to say,
that when No Mercy is over, we can really start our relationship!!
Justin, I want to say that if you ever left me or someone tried to hurt
you, I would feel like the weakest woman anywhere!! I need you with
me!!
KING: She's controlling him, Cole!!
COLE: SHE IS NOT!!
DARKPOWER: Well, Michelle, before I go any further...
KAI: MICHELLE?!
DP: I want to say that when I started this company, when I first
started...
BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!! YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!!
COLE: OH NO, WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW?!
HHH: Darkpower, Queen BITCH!!
KAI: UH OH!!
HHH: I was listinig in the back, and the way you two were talking first
of all, made me absolutly SICK!!
KING: THANK YOU!!
HHH: I MEAN, TO THIS SICKINING AUDIENCE, IT MAY HAVE BROUGHT THEM TO
TEARS, BUT TO ME, I HAVE A BARF BAG THAT'S OVERFLOWING BECAUSE OF THE
WAY YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS WERE TALKING!! BUT THEN I NOTICED WHAT YOU WERE
DOING, WHICH WAS STALLING FROM HAVING TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION, WHICH
WAS HOW DOES THIS AFFECT NO MERCY!!
COLE: HERE WE GO!! WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING!!
KAI: AND THE QUESHTION HITSH HIM LIKE A TON OF BWICKSH!!
DARKPOWER: WELL, TRIPLE H, SEEING THAT YOU'RE THE EINSTIEN THAT CAME
OUT HERE AND STARTED TO RUN YOUR FAT MOUTH ABOUT IT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
THIS DOES TO NO MERCY, ABSOULUTLY NOTHING!! YOU SEE, TRIPLE H, IF YOU
WOULD'VE BEEN PATIENT FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES, THE PEOPLE WOULD'VE HEARD
THAT I PROMISE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY DEEP HEART, THAT I WILL HAVE NO
SAY OR AND DOING, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, OF WHO WILL BE THE WINNER OF
SIX-PACK MATCH FOR NO MERCY!! OF COURSE, I WILL BE THERE, BUT I WON'T
HAVE ANY WRONG DOING IN THAT MATCH!!
HHH: YOU ARE A LIAR, DARKPOWER, AND YOU KNOW IT!! AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE OF A LIAR IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY
PLEASE YOUR BITCH THERE!!
COLE: UH OH!!
KAI: DON'T GO THERE!!
HHH: I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW HER AT THE HOTEL, HUH?! YOU AND
YOUR MUNCHKIN-SIZE MANHOOD!!
COLE: UH OH!! KING: UH OH!!
KAI: I DON'T THINK TRIPLE H WANTSH TO GO THISH ROAD NOW!!
HHH: AND YOU WOULD NEED THE TWEEZERS JUST TO FIND IT, BECAUSE BELIEVE
YOU ME, I THINK IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN ONE NIGHT TO EVEN GET STARTED.
WELL, THAT AND A MAGNIFYING GLASS!!
KING: WOW!!
KAI: THAT DIDN'T PLEASHE BWERYL ANY!!
BERYL: HEY, TRIPLE H, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND THAT WAY!!
KING: AHH!! SHE CALLED HIM BOYFRIEND!!
BERYL: YOU WANT TO INSULT HIM THAT WAY!! YOU GOT A LOT OF BALLS TO SAY
THAT, BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO INSULT HIM TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GO THOUGH ME!!
DARKPOWER: MICHELLE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM, BECAUSE I HAVE A LITTLE
PUNISHMENT FOR HIM!! TRIPLE H, IF YOU WANT TO GO AFTER ME, THEN MAYBE
YOU DON'T WANT THAT NUMBER 1 CONTENDER SPOT AFTER ALL!!
COLE: UH OH!!
DARKPOWER: SO TONIGHT, I AM ORDERING YOU TO DEFEND YOUR SPOT IN THE
SIX-PACK MATCH THIS SUNDAY TONIGHT ON RAW, AND IT'LL BE AGAINST NONE
OTHER THAN.....THE ROCK!!!
COLE: OH MY!! TRIPLE H IS ANGRY, HE'S IRATE!! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! HOW
DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW, TRIPLE H!!
KING: THAT'S NOT RIGHT, COLE!! HE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT!!
KAI: TRIPLE H GETSH EXACTLY WHAT HE SHHOULD'VE GOTTEN A LONG TIME AGO!!
HHH: ALRIGHT, YOU WISE ASS!! YOU THINK THAT I CAN'T BEST THAT NO-GOOD
COMEDY WRITER?! I'LL TAKE HIS ASS TO THE MAT 1, 2, 3!!
KAI: HE'SH THINKING THAT HE WILL BWE READY FOR THE ROCK TONIGHT!!
DP: WELL, TRIPLE H, YOU SHOULD LISTEN REAL CLOSELY TO THIS ONE!! THE
REFEREE WILL BE NONE OTHER THAN....STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!
COLE: YEAH!!! AUSTIN IS THE REFEREE!!
DP: IF YOU SMELL WHAT DARKPOWER IS COOKIN!! [his music plays]
COLE: TRIPLE H IS BESIDE HIMSELF, AS WELL HE SHOULD BE, BECAUSE HE
NEVER THOUGHT THAT THAT WOUD HAPPEN TO HIM TONIGHT!!
KAI: TRIPLE H SHHOULDN'T OF SHAID WHAT HE DID!!
KING: THIS IS NOT FAIR!! IT'S ONLY TRIPLE H THAT DARKPOWER IS AGAINST!!
COLE: WELL, STILL TO COME, WE HAVE THAT MATCH WITH JARRETT AND WHAT
COULD BE THE TWO FEMALE PIONEERS OF THE CWF WOMEN, CHYNA AND OUR VERY
OWN SERENA SOMMERS HERE TONIGHT!!
KING: DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE FACT THAT JEFF JARRETT...
Switch to the back, where Team Rocket is headed towards the ring.
COLE: Wait a minute, now!! We've seen one version of Team Rocket here
tonight, and now the other side of it is coming to the ring, and I
think that this is gonna have to do with the match this Sunday, and
what has just happened here tonight with them and the New Age Outlaws,
when we come back.
They go to a break, then come back. Jessie and James's music starts up,
and then they come out to their music.
COLE: Welcome back to CWF Raw, Michael Cole and Jerry the King Lawler
with you...
KAI: Don't forget ME, Michael!!
COLE: Yep, and now it seems that Jessie and James, and Daniel is in the
back, looking on out here!! Meowth is also here, but what is their
purpose here!!
JESSIE: Okay, let's get right down to business!! New Age Outlaws, Butch
and Cassidy, whoever it is, they better....PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!
COLE: Team Rocket, with possibly one of the best mottos in kid tv!!
KING: PLEASE!!
JAMES: MAKE IT DOUBLE!!
JESSIE: TO PROTECT THE CWF FROM DEVISTATION!!
JAMES: TO UNITE ALL RICHMOND WITHIN OUR F'N NATION!!
JESSIE: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!!
JAMES: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE!!!
JESSIE: JESSIE!!!
JAMES: JAMES!!
JESSIE: TEAM ROCKET, BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!
JAMES: SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO...!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!!!!
COLE: OH NO!!!
BOOOOM!!!!
BG: You know I got ya (Yeah, one), Break the wall down! (Ahhh) For
those about to rock, What ya want? And you know you're Judas And I'm
your priest Baby what I got is not from the least Bring it to the stage
in the rage of the beast Step in the arena and break the wall down
Step in the arena and break the wall down!!
JERICHO: Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO!!!
COLE: I guess that Jericho is not too pleased with Team Rocket being
out here.
KING: Oh, I can see that.
Jericho's music stops.
JERICHO; I was listining in the back at the most boring, unenertaining,
speech from you two idiots!! [crowd boos]
KAI: BORING?!
COLE: I don't think their boring!!
JERICHO: And I had came to thinking that maybe you two should split up,
because you two don't beling together!!
COLE: What the...?!
JERICHO: Let me explain WHY, now!! The guy with the retarded-ass blue
hair!!
KAI: UH OH!!
COLE: I think the name is James, Jericho!!
JERICHO: If you haden't noticed, the people can hear the way that you
talk!!
COLE: WOAH!!!
KING: I think I know what road Jericho is going!!
JERICHO: And it's no secret!! I mean, the Pokemon Fanfict.....oh, I'm
sorry, the CHRIS JERICHO Fanfiction Mailing List!!
COLE: PUH-LEEZE!!
JERICHO: They all know about it!! The guys on the internet know about
it!! These Jerichoholics know about it!! Hell, you and I BOTH know that
you talk like a damn PANZY!!
COLE: WOW!!!
JERICHO: You act like some guy from the gay bar!!
COLE: UH OH!!!
JERICHO: You walk and talk like you have no interest in women, but in
MEN!!
COLE: OH MY!!
KAI: I think I know where he'sh goin' ash well!!
JERICHO: And the worst evidence of all, your constant approvial of
wearing female disguises!!
KING: WOAH!!
COLE: I don't think that made James anymore pleased about Y2J!!
JERICHO: You are obviously a little "comm ce, comm ca"!!
COLE: UH OH!!
JERICHO: Now to the girl who had her hair cut by a weedwacker!!
COLE: OH NO!! He's going towards Jessie now!!
KING: A WEEDWACKER!!
KAI: YEAH, LOOK WHO'SH TALKING!!
JERICHO: You know, with all of the crap going on in the CWF, it seems
obvious to me that that Tag Team Belt cannot hold up those breast
enhancements!!
COLE: UH OH!!
JERICHO: Now, I would never, eeeeeeeeeever go so low to hit a woman,
that is, if there was a woman in that ring TO hit!!
KING: WOW!!
JERICHO: And besides, I would think that you would have that boney cat
come after me!! Well, let's TALK about that cat, shall we!!
COLE: Meowth is looking dead AT Y2J!!
JERICHO: Now, seeing that you didn't get that girl on that one episode,
called "West Cowboy" or something,...
COLE: Go West, Young Meowth!!
KING: How would you know THAT?!
COLE: Who DOESN'T?!
JERICHO: Which was the worst made, worse scripted, worst excuse for a
story that I have ever seen...!!
KAI: WHAT THE...?! I liked the epishode!!
JERICHO: Later that night, when you were in that house, you wern't
learning to talk, but you were looking at that picture of the girl,
and...well, let's just say that you were all by yourself!!
KING: AH HA HA HA!!
KAI: I think I know what he wash referring to!!
COLE: I don't think I WANT to!!
KING: I didn't know he could refer to that on national TV!!
JERICHO: So, Team Rocket, go ahead and split up, and let James get a
manicure and go out into the "comme ci comme ca" manhouse, Jessie go
onto the corner of 5th and Main..!!
KING: WOW!!
JERICHO: And let that scrawny cat fantisize about that female cat all
he wants, and never....eeeeeever, be in the path of me or all of these
Jerichoholics, AGAIEN!!
COLE: We apologize, ladies and gentlemen!!
KING: FOR WHAT!!
COLE: Well, normally we do when someone says that kind of stuff!!
COLE: UH OH, I think someone ELSE has taken offense to Y2J's
comments...
JAMES: I'll handle this one!! Jericho, the first mistake that you made
was the fact that you interupted the infamous Team Rocket speech, for
the SECOND time!!
COLE; I don't think they were too happy about that!!
JAMES: Then the second mistake that you made was addressing the fact
that I like to have a little bit of fun while kicking asses like
yourself!!
KAI: That I think would make them all too happy!!
JAMES: And then you come out here, and you think that you actually will
have fans after what you just called us!! Well, I think that you should
look at YOURSELF, and find out that your the only one I see who is
BORING, and is a lot of comme ci comme ca!!
COLE: OH MAN!!
JESSIE: Hey, Jericho, I'm not hanging out their every night, because I
wouldn't want to be picked up by you, paying whoever come out there
every night!!
COLE: WOAH!!!
KING: Insults left and right tonight!!
MEOWTH: And you say that I'm fantasising about that girl, and we won't
even GET into what ELSE you said about me!!
COLE: Rightfully SO!!
MEOWTH: Well, you wouldn't even know how that feels, since you can't,
haven't, and will never have a girl in YOUR lifetime, so you probably
do that each and every NIGHT!!
COLE: JERICHO GAVE IT, BUT NOW HE'S TAKING IT A LOT MORE!!
JAMES: Now, since I took the most offense, I think, otu of the rest
HERE, I think that I should let Jessie and Meowth prepare for our match
this Sunday, and me and you get it on TONIGHT!!
COLE: OH YEAH!! Jericho and James tonight on RAW!!
JAMES: Now, I only got one thing to..., NO, we only have TWO WORDS FOR
YA!!!
CROWD: SUCK IT!!
Their music plays.
COLE: Tonight, it'll be James and Chris Jericho!! Let's see if Y2J can
put his money where his mouth is TONIGHT!!
They go to a break, then come back.
BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLL.......WHAT THE ROCK......IS COOKIN'!!!!
COLE: Welcome back to CWF Raw, everyone, and we are gonna get ready for
the Rock and Triple H with Stone Cold Steve Austin as the referee, and
this match was signed by Darkpower earlier tonight, after Triple H went
sraight after Darkpower and Queen Beryl, and totaly insulted the CEO of
this copany, but then DP said 'hey, let's see if you can put your money
where your mouth is tonight'!!
KAI: And Beryl wash gonna shtand up for her boyfriend, there!! Can you
imagine how much thoshe two care for each other?!
KING: Enough to go to a hotel tonight!!
COLE: And we understand that they are there right now, and they do NOT
have RAW on tonight over there!!
KING: Do you think what I think they are doing over there?!
COLE: Well, I wouldn't barge into their PRIVATE lives, but I would
suspect that whatever it is, they would love each other even MORE once
it's over!!
KAI: Oh, I would bwelieve THAT in a heartbweat!!
COLE: Well, we are ready for...oh, wait a minute!!
ROCK: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO RICHMOND!! GIOVANNI, THE ROCK
IS GONNA TRY TO GET THIS SHOT AT THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE HERE
TONIGHT!!! BUT NO MATTER WHAT, THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE IS GONNA LAY THE
SMACKETH DOWN ALL OVER YOUR CANDY ASS [crowd cheers]!!
KING: HA HA!!
ROCK: AND THEN, ONCE HE IS DONE DOING THAT, HE WILL CALL OUT BUTCH AND
CASSIDY, MAKE THEM SMILE!!! AND THEN YOU WILL BEND OVER, AND HE WILL
TAKE THE ENTIRE BUTCH AND CASSIDY, ROLL THEM UP INTO A BALL, TURN THEM
SUMBITCHES SIDEWAYS, AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!
KING: OH MAN!!
COLE: I THINK THAT DEFY'S GRAVITY, KING!!
ROCK: BUT IN THE MEANTIME, TRIPLE H, YOU WANNA RUN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT HOW
TONIGHT, DARKPOWER IS GONNA GET A PIECE OF QUEEN BERYL'S PUH-TANG PIE?!
KING: AH HA HA HA!!
COLE: WOW!!
KAI: BASHICALLY WHAT HE'SH GETTIN' TONIGHT!!
KING: HA HA HA, WHA HA HA HA!!
CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY...!!
ROCK: WELL, TRIPLE H, THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE DOESN'T GIVE TWO DROPS OF
MONKEY PISS WHAT THEY DO!! BUT YOU TALKED ABOUT A PAIR OF TWEEZERS!!
COLE: UH OH!!
KAI: THESHE FANSH KNOW WHAT'SH COMING NOW!!
ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE WILL TAKE THOSE PAIR OF TWEEZERS......SHINE
THEM UP REAL NICE!!!
COLE: YEP!!
KING: IT'S GONNA FIT, TOO!!
ROCK: TURN THEM SUMBITCHES SIDEWAYS, AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR
CANDY ASS!!
COLE: YEP, AND IT'LL FIT PERFICTLY!!
ROCK: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL......WHAT THE
ROCK....!!
CROWD: IS COOKIN'!!!
ROCK: [giving the people's
eyebrow]......................................IS COOKIN'!!
COLE: Do you think that the Rock is ready?!
KAI: Without a doubt!!
BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!! YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!!
COLE: And here we go now, it's Triple H and the Rock for the spot in
the six-apck match at No Mercy, and now....
GLASS SHATTERS!!
COLE: AND HERE COMES AUSTIN, AND THIS THING IS GONNA GET UGLY IN A
HURRY, AND NOTW TRIPLE H AND THE ROCK, AND AUSTIN NOW, INTO THE RING,
AND THE ROCK IS HAMMERING AWAY AT TRIPLE H!!
KAI: THESHE TWO ARE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER BWEFORE THE NIGHT ISH
THROUGH!!
COLE: AND NOW TRIPLE H.....GOING AFTER AUSTIN, AND NOW AUSTIN AND
TRIPLE H!! REMEMBER, NOT ONLY ARE THESE TWO GONNA BE IN THE SAME RING
TOGETHIER THIS SUNDAY, BUT ALSO AT THE WWF SURVIVOR SERIES, WITH THE
ROCK, AND NOW ALL THREE MEN GOING AFTER EACH OTHER, AND THERE ARE NOW A
BUNCH OF REFEREES COMING OUT HERE TO SEPERATE THESE THREE, AND THIS
THING DIDN'T WORK OUT AT ALL!! WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT MUCH!! I DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT DARKPOWER MIXED UP EXPLOSIVE ELEMENTS IN THE SAME RING
TOGETHER!!
KAI: YOU JUSHT SHHOULDN'T DO THAT TO ANYONE!!
KING: THE REFS ARE STILL TRYING TO SEPERATE THE THREE!!
COLE: WE NEVER EXPECTED THIS, SURPRISINGLY, BUT WE SHOULD'VE EXPECTED
THIS, AND I GUESS TRIPLE H IS STILL IN THE LINEUP FOR NO MERCY!!
KAI: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THISH WILL FIT WITH DARKPOWER!!
Switch to the back, where Chyna and Serena are walking out into the
ringside area.
SERENA: Okay [takes a deep breath], I think I'm ready!!
CHYNA: Okay, remember everything that I said to you!!
SERENA: Yeah, I got it!!
CHYNA: Just remember what Jeff Jarrett has done to you in the past few
weeks, and you'll be fine!!
COLE: Serena and Chyna are next!!
They go off the air.
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CWF WAR ZONE #11
RATING: TV-14 DVL
E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com
DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine
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ANNOUNCERS: Michael Cole
Jerry "The King" Lawler
BACKSTAGE: Kevin Kelly
Lucas
The New Guy
PLACE: Colliseum in Richmond, Virginia.
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They come back from break. Chyna's music starts, and her and Serena
comes out to it.
COLE: Welcome back to the War Xone, everybody, and right now, it'll be
Chyna and...SERENA, against Jeff Jarrett here!!
KAI: I shtill cannot bwelieve that Sherena would actually take thish
offer from Chyna!!
KING: Serena does have guts to go into the main stage which is that
ring!!
COLE: And now Jeff Jarrett make his way to the ring, and now he's gonna
bring...
He brings out none other than...THE BRITISH BULLDOG!!
COLE: THE BRITISH BULLDOG!! OH MY, THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS ONE
BIT!!
KING: OH MY GOSH, COLE, JARRETT HAS GOTTEN A RABID DOG, AND I DON'T
THINK THAT THESE TWO CAN HANDLE IT!!
KAI: WE WILL SHEE, WON'T WE?!
COLE; WE SURE WILL, AND NOW THEY HEAD TOWARDS THE RING, AND CHYNA SAYS
THAT SHE'LL START OFF THE MATCH!! THE BULLDOG WILL START HERE!! CHYNA
NOW, TO THE ROPES, AND A DDT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BY CHYNA, AND
NOW AN IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR SIDE BY CHYNA, MISSING WITH THE CLOSELINE,
AND A GREAT SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM CHYNA!!
KAI: SHO FAR, SHO GOOD!!
COLE: CHYNA NOW, TRYING TO END THE BULLDOG'S CHANCES EARLY IN THE MATCH
HERE, AND THE BULLDOG NOW, NEEDS TO MAKE A TAG, AND BACK TO THE ROPES,
AND A HURRICURANA THERE, AND NOW A SNAPMARE TAKEOVER BY CHYND, AND INTO
AN ARM BAR BY THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD, CHYNA, AND NOW, THE
BULLDOG IS GETTING BACK UP, AND NOW AN ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION OF
CHYNA, AND NOW TO THE ROPES, AND A SHOLDER BLOCK BY THE BULLDOG, AN NOW
A TAG TO JEFF JARR...UH OH, ARE WE GONNA....YES, A TAG BY CHYNA, AND WE
ARE GONNA SEE SERENA GET BACK AT JEFF JAREETT!! AND A TACKLE BY THE
COMMENTATOR, AND NOW PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF JARRETT, AND NOW...OH NO,
THE BRITISH BULLDOG COMES IN, AND NOW THE REF IS DISTRACTED BY THE
BULLDOG...BUT WAIT A MINUTE, CHYNA HAS THAT GUITAR, AND HAS HANDED IT
TO SERENA!! I GUESS THIS IS WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, AND NOW
JARRETT, BACK UP, AND...OH MY GOD, JARRETT WAS BSHED OVER THE HEAD WITH
THAT GUITAR BY SERENA, AND 1.......2.......3!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!
SERENA HAS WON THE THING, GIVE THE ASSIST TO THAT GUITAR, AND HER AND
CHYNA ARE CELEBRATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND NOW THE BULLDOG IS
BESIDE HIMSELF THAT HE LOST THE MATCH TO A COMMENTATOR!!
KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
KAI: NEITHER CAN I!!
COLE: WELL, WE ARE GONNA...
BG: G-TV!!!! G-TV!!! G-TV!!! G-TV!!!
COLE: What's this now?!
It shows Gohan and Reenie meeting in the Richmond Colliseum.
GOHAN: Well, Reenie, you wanted to meet me?!
REENIE: Yeah, I did!! I just wanted to tell you that I'm not real fond
of the way Jericho acts!! I think he's too immature to be a part of the
CWF!!
GOHAN: What does this have to do with me?!
REENIE: This Sunday, at No Mercy, don't tell anyone, but I really want
you to kick his ass there in the Charlotte Arena!!
GOHAN: Thanks, Reenie!!
REENIE: Oh, and Gohan, just so you know, you might not like me that
much,but I certainly like you!! [she kisses him] Good luck!!
COLE: WOW!!!
They then go to a break, then come back.
BG:....OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW......YOUR ASS BETTER CALL
SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
COLE: Welcome back to the War Zone, everyone. As the New Age Outlaws
come out here to try to get that number one contenders spot for the Tag
Team Titles this Sunday from Butch and Cassidy, we need to talk about
what we saw out of G-TV, guys!!
KAI; Well, I mentioned lasht week that love wash in the air when Reenie
tried to make Gohan amit that he liked her, but now it might jusht
sheem obwvioush that shhe might like HIm ash much, maybwe even MORE!!
GUNN: Well, we already gotten thourgh the regular earlier tonight, so I
just want to make one thing clear!! IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THE NEW AGE
OUTLAWS, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!
CROWD: SUCK IT!!!
COLE: Well, we will now see Butch and Cassidy coming out, in which here
they come, and now...wait a minute, where is Butch?!
KING: I saw him earlier, but he's nowhere...WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S COMING
OUT OF THE CROWD!!
KAI: AND LOOK WHO HE MET ALONG THE WAY!!
COLE: THAT'S EDGE AND CRISTIAN!! I DON'T THINK THEY LIKED BUTCH THERE
IN THEIR TERRITORY!! THEY ARE NOW IN THE RING, AND NOW ALL FOUR MEN IN
THE RING, AS EDGE AND CRISTIAN DISAPPEARED AS FAST AS THEY CAME OUT
HERE, AND NOW ROAD DOGG AND CASSIDY ARE FINALLY ALONE IN THE RING, AS
ROAD DOGG NOW, WITH A SNAPMARE TAKEOVER ON CASSIDY, and now to a rear
chinlock!!
KING: Reenie kissed Gohan!! What other romances are we gonna see in the
CWF?!
COLE: I don't know!!
KAI: Talk abwout getting everything you want from a wrestling
federation!!
COLE: Road Dogg now, back up, and now Cassidy is taking Road Dogg to
the ropes, and now...WAIT A MINUTE, BUTCH JUST KICKED THE ROAD DOGG IN
THE BACK, AND NOW CASSIDY WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX THAT TOOK ROAD DOGG'S
BACK RIGHT OUT!! A CHEAP SHOT BY BUTCH MIGHT TURN THE TIDE OF THIS
MATCH!! Cassidy now, with shots to the back of the Road Dogg, and now
a...BOW AND ARROW BY CASSIDY TO THE ROAD DOGG, AND HE NEEDS TO GET OUT
OF THIS IN A HURRY!!
KAI: That lower bwack ish right on thoshe kneesh of Cashshidy!!
COLE: And now Bad Ass is coming into the ring, and so is Butch, and now
they are going at it, and now...WAIT A MINUTE, EDGE AND CHRISTIAN ARE
COMING BACK OUT HERE, AND WE KNEW THIS WASN'T GONNA KEEP CLEAN, BUT
NTHE REF ISN'T CALING FOR THE BELL!! WHAT THE HELL?!
KAI: I AGREE, THAT SHHOULD'VE BWEEN A DQ THERE!!
COLE: AND LOOK AT THIS, BUTCH HAS A CHAIR, AND HE'S NAILING EDGE,
CHRISTIAN, AND BAD ASS WITH IT, AND THE REFEREE'S BUSY WITH THE PEOPLE
OUTSIDE THE RING, AND NOW BUTCH HAS...OH MY LORD, WHAT A CHAIR SHOT
INTO THE BACK, AND NOW INTO THE HEAD, AND THE REF DIDN'T SEE IT, AND
WAIT A MINUTE!!! BUTCH IS PINNING ROAD DOGG!! 1.....2.....3!!! MY LORD,
HE WASN'T EVEN THE LEGAL MAN, BUT THE REF DIDN'T REALIZE IT, AND THE
WINNERS ARE BUTCH AND CASSIDY!!
KING: BUTCH WAS THE LEGAL MAN, AND IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, JESSIE,
JAMES, YOU WILL BE IN THE WAY THAT THE OUTLAWS IN RIGHT NOW!!
KAI: OH PUH-LEEZE!!
Switch to the back, where Jericho is coming out, but he can't find
Reenie.
JERICHO: Hey, Reenie, it's time to serve all of these Jerichoholics
with Y2J!! REENIE!! Man, where the hell is she?!
COLE: We'll be right back!!
[start CWF commercial]
ANN.: SIX SUPERSTARS!!
HHH: I'm after that title!! GOKU: I deserve it!! AUSTIN: I'm walikng
out of No Mercy the champ
BERYL: This belt is mine!! UNDERTAKER: Armegetton is upon us!!
DIAMOND: I should be the champion.
ANN.: Three heated rivalries.
GOKU: Austin, we've got something to settle!!
UNDERTAKER: Diamond, I ain't through with you yet!!
HHH: QUEEN BITCH, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!
ANN.: ONE TITLE THAT HANGS IN THE BALANCE!! CWF NO MERCY, LIVE FROM
CHARLOTTE, NC, OCTOBER 31ST, PRESENTED BY SQUARESOFT'S FINAL FANTASY
VIII, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!
[end CWF commercial]
They then go to a break, then come back. James is already in the ring.
COLE: Welcome back to Raw, everyone, and we are awaiting Jericho's
arrivial, but he isn't coming out here yet!!!
KAI: Where ISH he?!!
KING: You're asking ME!!
COLE: He was looking for Reenie when we went to the break!! I guess
he's still...!!
The camera goes to the back, where Jericho has spotted Reenie....WITH
GOHAN STILL!!
JERICHO: WHAT THE...!! YOU STUPID..!!
He starts to attack Gohan.
COLE: OH MY LORD!!! JERICHO HAS SPOTTED GOHAN AND REENIE, AND HE
DOESN'T KNOW THAT GOHAN CAME AGAINST HIS WILL!!
KAI: I DON'T THINK JERICHO CARESH, COLE!!
COLE: AND JERICHO IS TAKING OFF WITH REENIE IN THE CAR, AND I DON'T
THINK HE REMEMBERED THAT HE HAS A MATCH TO GO TO!!
KING: HE'S GONE, COLE!!
GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH HAS BEEN THROWN OUT, AND THE
WINNER, AS A RESULT OF A FOREFIT, JAMES!!
COLE: Well, I guess that was the only thing the ref COULD do!!
Switch to the back, where a split screen of the Undertaker and Tuxedo
Mask coming to the ring is shown!!
COLE; AND HERE WE GO, WE ARE READY, TUXEDO MASK VS. THE UNDERTAKER IS
NEXT!!
They go to a break, then come back. Tuxedo Mask is already in the ring,
as the Undertaker starts to come out to his music.
COLE: Welcome back to CWF RAW, and we are back from our final
commercial break, and now the Undertaker is coming out, and Squaresoft,
the makers of Final Fantasy VIII, presents CWF No Mercy, this Sunday
from the Charlotte Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina, and only on pAy-
Per-View, and...
Switch quickly to the back, where it is shown of Jeff Jarrett and the
Bulldog dismantled Chyna.
COLE: Wait just a minute!!
JARRETT: Bulldog, get that other bitch!! We have something to show that
masked retard!!
KING: Does he mean...?!
KAI: OH MY GOD!!
COLE; Well, we come back to this ring, and now the Undertaker is
getting into...
The Bulldog's music starts up, and Jarrett and the Bulldog comes
out...WITH SERENA!!
KING: WHAT THE...?!
COLE: COME ON!!!
KAI: I AGREE, COLE!! THISH MAY BWE GOIN' A LITTLE OVER THE EDGE HERE!!
BULLDOG: HEY, MASKEE!! WE HAVE YOUR DOG!! AND I SWEAR TO GOD, THAT IF
YOU DO ANYTHING TO PISS US OFF, JARRETT WILL BREAK MORE THAN YOUR
BITCH'S ARM!! YOU SAW AND FELT WHAT I DID TO YOU!! THIS THURSDAY ON
SMACK DOWN, YOU AND ME, IN THAT RING!!
COLE: A CHALLENGE TONIGHT!!
MASK: YOU'LL GET IT, IF YOU LET HER GO!!
BULLDOG: YOU GIVE ME THE MATCH, AND SHE'LL BE LET GO UNHARMED!!
MASK: YOU GOT IT!! NOW LET HER GO YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
BULLDOG: NEVER TRUST A RABID DOG!! DO IT!!
Jarrett puts a knee to Serena's arm, and then shoves it with the knee
to the steel grating. She flops it sickeingly around!!
COLE: MY GOD, KING, HER ARM HAS TO BE BROKEN!! AND NOW...MY GOD, NO!!
JARRETT AND THE BULLDOG ARE NOW....MY GOD, SHE'S...OFF OF THAT STAGE
AND INTO THETABLE, AND NOW!! WHAT THE HELL, JARETT WITH A DAMN
DUMPSTER!! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO!! HE'S ASKING FOR BULLDOG TO KEEP MASK
BUSY!! COME ON, STOP THIS!! SHE'S A DAMN COMMENTATOR, FOR GOD SAKES!!
KING: I AGREE, THIS IS ENOUGH!! SOMEONE GETR IN THERE AND STOP THIS!!
KAI: OH MY GOD!! JARRETT HASH SHERENA, AND SHHE'SH IN THAT DUMPSHTER,
AND THE LID ISH SHHUT AND LOCKED!!
COLE: AND NOW, JARRETT!!
He gets ready to shove the thing....OFF THE STEEL STAGE'S SIDE!!
COLE: OH MY GOD, NO!! NO, NO!! JARRETT, DON'T DO THIS!!
He then starts pushing. The copyright logo starts to show onscreen.
KAI: HE'SH GONNA DO IT, COLE!!
KING: MY GOD, COLE!!
COLE: MY GOD, JARRETT, THERE'S A HUMAN BEING IN THERE!!
The most frightining scene then is seen. Jarrett drops that dumpster
off the side of the stage.
COLE: MY GOD, MY GOD, MY GOD!! GOD DAMN IT, THERE'S A HUMAN BEING IN
THERE!! MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT!! SOMEONE GET HER
THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!
KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!
COLE: JARRETT MAKES ME SICK!! SERENA NEEDS HELP, AND NOW!!
KING: It doesn't look good at all!!
They go off the air. Remember that No Mercy is this Sunday. See you
later.