Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins

I’ve always been curious to know just how accurate the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine fails a drug test due to eating some a poppy seeds was. Turns out, it’s pretty accurate. So, fair warning, if you got a trip to Africa scheduled, don’t even think about eating these muffins. You’ll be missing the experience of a lifetime. And no muffin is worth that—even if they’re as light and fluffy of these little gems turned it to be.

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