ANY hoomin servant who does this to their bun should immediately face the firing squad.

The firing squad shall be made to lie on their stomachs and be blindfolded.

The firing squad shall be pointed in the general direction of the offendant who will remain standing.

Salt will be made available for the offendant should they not be killed immediately (which would be a tragedy)as we all know that the body is made up of a saline solution so the salt would actually help 'heal' the wounds if it's poured directly into the openings thereby increasing the sport for unlimited hours of bun pleasure.

Carly, your goose is cooked. When the Bunvolution comes, you will be first up against the wall to face the firing squad, as Stacy suggests. Sean will freely give testimony at your trial, using this very picture as evidence to condemn you. No hoomin will dare defend you, in order to save their own skins. Just pray for a quick and painless execution, as your crime is SO grave....

ok, I have to know, where do I get a banana costume for my buns? I am willing to risk my personal safety and stick all three of them in costumes. Can you imagine, three little bunanas running around??? This is gonna make my year!