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HEY

We're Tess and Min and we have a room in our house we need to fill pretty damn soon so if the following appeals to you, sell yourself.

House:
Fully furnished! We have a lot of books, many of them are extremely pretentious (they're Tess'), there is a lovely balcony out the back from which you can spy on the filthy rich neighbours, the kitchen is clean and has a great stove, and the bath is a mini swimming pool with jets.

Location:
It's right next to Hollis Park which will satisfy all your yuppie and puppie watching needs. Oh and you can be on a bus in 2 minutes or a train in ~6 minutes with a brisk walk and pre-topped up Opal card. King Street is 40 metres away and Newtown Synagogue is directly opposite your bedroom.

Your room:
Bright and airy! Big windows looking out over leafy Georgina Street (the nicest street in Newtown), big enough to fit a double or queen bed, has a lovely decorative fireplace and comes with a desk so large you'll be swimming in desk, but if you don't want that we can put it in storage. Sorry but you'll have to bring your own bed and wardrobe. Well, we have a spare clothes horse but he's pretty old and tired.

Us:
We are simply great to live with. Min ALWAYS remembers to take the bins out when you forget (please don't forget) and Tess occasionally bakes fresh bagels. And the cat is....fat and lazy. We're pretty chill, we work pretty hard and on our weekends we drink with mates, go to bourgie farmers markets and read the pretentious books. Tess is vegan and Min is vegetarian and if you eat meat that's not a deal breaker but we'll make you say the rosary before each animal sacrifice you perform in our kitchen. You will be subjected to a lot of Beyoncé, ABC News 24 and Tess' ~unique~ laugh. We want someone who is also chill, treats the place like a home not a hostel, and is keen for the occasional housemate wine and dine but doesn't need us to fill their social calendar or take them on a tour of the city.

TY and we hope to hear from you soon.

Flatmates

See above! We are both young professionals who split our time between full time work and part time study. We are pretty quiet during the week and spend most of the weekend socialising or chilling out at home. The cat keeps to himself but is pretty keen for a cuddle if you sit still long enough.