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In SCP-1505 ("Paradoxical Avian Propagation"), by LurkD, Hitchcock is one-upped by a raven in a time loop…

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It's the tenth anniversary of the one that started it all - that's right, SCP-173 turns ten this year! To celebrate, Dexanote is hosting the 10 Years Birthday SCParty! Check it out!

Kate McTiriss has returned from inactivity and has reclaimed her position on Operational Staff. Welcome back, Kate!

Missing out on articles? Enjoy a recap on the articles from the past month. This month's blurbs were created by Shaggydredlocks and tretter. Great work, you two!

Week of May 1st:

160 articles this month! Who is sleep?

SCPs

SCP-3715 ("Not So Subtlє Teα") - Some ghosts wanna spook ya, some wanna kill ya; this one just wants to share a lovely cup of tea! Served by Noktigo.

SCP-3099 ("High Impact Sexual Violence") - Proving once again that vintage porn isn't the best educational tool. Directed by minmin.

SCP-3233 ("Smells Like Tenrec Spirit") - She's one bad spine day away from sparking the tenrec sexual revolution. Written by Weryllium.

SCP-3215 ("Delicious Anemone") - The thousands of stinging nematocysts is what gives it that extra kick! Served by Haydenhead.

SCP-3011 ("Loose Lips Skink Ships") - Bale out me skinks ye so hearty and free/le's bare down the storm or be lost to the sea! Captained by Blaroth.

SCP-3294 ("A Severe Case of Soulnesia") - "Forged by the dwarves of Norse mythology, Tyrfing was a sword enchanted to never miss, never age, and cut through anything with ease. But it was given a terrible curse; whenever unsheathed, it would always, always, kill someone." Unsheathed by Jack Ike

SCP-3429 ("Just The Way It Is Now") - "In a postmodern world, is change still possible? Or are we doomed to repeat the actions of ourselves and others?" Written by Jack Ike

SCP-3463 ("Flawless Objective Perception") - Of course it's an antique cigar box, what did Jones say it was? A tennis ball? I already knew it was a tennis ball, you didn't have to tell me that. Conceived by SpookyPizza.

SCP-3555 ("Attempted Suicide") - "Photographs corrected for this distortion show SCP-3555, apparently normal and alert, with an expression personnel have characterized as "relieved."" Written by atomicthumbs.

SCP-3232 ("Bug Pillow") - A pillow full of bugs? Or is it a bug-pillow? A pillow for bugs? Infested by MrMcKonz.

SCP-3500 ("Instructions Unclear, Got Dick Stuck In Roget") - Authorial wankery collapsing the narrative fabric of reality? That's what you get for writing so damn much! The Pataphysics Department has their work cut out for them. Coauthored by DrBleep and Rimple.

SCP-3600 ("Documenting Doomsday") - I know how this all ends - over 847 ways, in fact. Believe me when I say this is the easy way out. Prophesied by Mortos.

SCP-3052 ("Disturbed") - What you did cannot be forgiven, and I'll never let you forget that. Tormented by Witryso.

SCP-2672 ("Baby Monitor") - And if it was your own child? Would you care then? Designed by gishface.

Tales

Dreams of the Dead Sea - I've had dreams of the Dead Sea, of waking up, adrift, on a raft of rot and filth. I pray it is not prophecy. Authored by Smapti.

Bazyliszek - "The Uprising is not going well, and there is something lurking under what the Home Army calls Basilisk Street. The Occult War has brought something back from the past in a city that is crumbling." Written by Ihp.

Dai-tō-a - How else do you communicate with your family in another dimension? Spit up by MrWrong.

SCP-660 ("Earthen Womb") - Approximate gestation time: 6,600 years. Originally by MelWong and rewritten by Communism will win.

SCP-3015 ("A Story Concerning Self-Doubt, Slight Disillusionment, and Frustration, As Told By the Lucky Member of a Group Whose Relatable Works Are Loved Internationally") - <— What she said. Merrily made by Decibelles

SCP-3061 ("Fear Contacts") - Don't blink. They use that time to creep closer. Written by TheToxic8.

SCP-2576 ("Cryonic Tea Party [CLEANUP NEEDED]") - The SCPF and the GOC are in the middle of a war over an anomaly. An EDIT WAR! That doesn't sound Boeing at all! Written byAuthored byCreated by Screw it. Jekeled did it.

SCP-2654 ("1001 Arabian Snacks") - He'll tell you the secrets of the universe - right after he gets his grub on. How is this any different from your typical pothead, again? Whatever. He can crash at tretter's place.

Author's Pages

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SCPs

SCP-3480 ("Olympus Mons") - Every myth has a grain of truth. Every legend started somewhere. It's possible that the mythology of an entire culture started here. Sacrificed to the gods by Modern_Erasmus.

SCP-3072 ("They're Trading Away Our Lives Out There") - Making sure your company makes the most out of its money is an important part of any business. Kate McTiriss found this while buying stock in Envelope Logistics.

SCP-3027 ("Strong Language") - Speaking another language can change the entire way you view the world around you. This language wants you to see it a specific way. Spoken clearly by CannedBread.

SCP-2759 ("Reality Bent") - If a person can bend reality to their will, doesn't it stand to reason that reality can bend a person to its will? Believed into existence by tretter.

SCP-3973 ("Would you like to re-roll?") - It's not uncommon for tabletop gamers to accuse their dice of trying to kill them, but maybe it's not the dice they should be yelling at. A natural crit, rolled by Sly161.

SCP-2684 ("Sid Meier and Cleopatra") - Civilization is a great series. A great series for losing friends that is, provided you have the blood, sweat, tears, and heart to put into it. Moenennbys found this in the dust of a city razed by Raging Barbarians.

SCP-027-J ("Schrödinger's Remote") - A couple's argument spills into official documentation. Written by DrMagnus as he was looking for the remote to his TV.

SCP-2683 ("Proboscidea Pilgrimage") - Elephants have a very long memory. Sometimes their memories last for so long, they transcend death itself. Sterbai found a water hole and was inspired.

SCP-3199 ("Humans, Refuted") - Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Either way, it's terrifying. Hatched by bittermixin.

SCP-3018 ("France & the Tale of the Well-Intentioned Understudies") - "Honor the fallen." A simple message, and one that these insects have taken to well. Caught from a bug net by DarkStuff, while they were wandering a forest.

SCP-3150 ("The Caravanserai at the End of the World") - "Come, weary traveller, and take a drink of coffee or a swig of wine at the inn on the roadside of time. Rub shoulders with the poets, warriors and fallen kings who litter these shifting sands. And find a greater truth in this oasis of wit and wisdom." Written by Tufto.

SCP-3055 ("Yes, And") - People say the world is a stage and life is a play, but that can be a nightmare if it's always that way. Improvised by CannedBread.

SCP-3665 ("Instant Demon, Just Add Blood!") - "Asmodeus Labs is a company hell-bent on making the powers of darkness easy for the whole family to access." And they do just that. Summoned by RecursiveRecursion.

SCP-3616 ("Writer's Block") - Everyone has a muse or inspiration, something that motivates them to write. Those muses don't always have the best intentions. Written with inspiration by kemoT01.

SCP-3275 ("Excuse me, this is the wrong pizza.") - 'No, seriously, I'm allergic to pineapple and the delivery boy's lack of personal hygiene was haunting!' Coauthored by Scented_Shadow and Zyn.

SCP-3021 ("Q=") - Changing a person's fundamental view of humanity is difficult. But what if that change could be completed artificially? Written by Communism will win.

SCP-2651 ("Gazers") -"If you're going to do a ritual, make sure everyone is aiming for the same goal. Chanted into existence by 9Volt.

SCP-3038 ("A Starseer") - You ever have that feeling like there's something in your eye, but no matter what you do you can't get it out? Written by MarcusJuniusBrutus.

Week of May 29th:

How do you even fit this many SCPs into three days???

SCPs

SCP-3212 ("Non-Euclidean Euclid") - An SCP about a mass of tentacles that can mold the internal dimensions and space of a room, provided no one watches it. Maybe its just nervous. Written by Tanzanite423.

SCP-2753 ("Psychic Residue") - Sometimes those thoughts you lock away see the light, sometimes only when you're dead. Written by Moenennbys.

SCP-3058 ("Concavity") - A small jar of black ink. Those who use it are visited by a strange apparition and strange dreams. Written by Bentu.

SCP-3076 ("Avidity") - Artistic skills, like anything else, can be improved through constant practice. This little bird will help you with that, giving the encouragement to constantly get better and better. It may encourage you to get too good though… Written by Bentu.

SCP-3066 ("Absurdity") - An SCP about a cabin in the woods that's definitely not your typical cabin in the woods. After all normal cabins don't have boreholes in the cellar that spew propaganda telling people to visit the place. Written by Bentu.

SCP-3803 ("Order Now, Before Supplies Perish!") - A satellite in orbit that occasionally sends advertisements to earth. "Order now, and increase your chance of spawning offspring tenfold!". Written as advertised by Pedantique.

SCP-3334 ("Literally a Billion Memes") - What if you could teach a machine to recognize and contain memetic hazards? This concept is explored in this very well thought out article. Machine taught by PandoraNuker.

SCP-3028 ("The Nightmares We Love") - Good dreams are the ones you hang on to and that's a sentiment this small stuffed pig tries to invoke. It might not be the best idea to dwell on the past however. Dreamed up by Qwags.

SCP-3569 ("Buuny Butler") - A friendly wooden rabbit statue that loves to help kids learn about, and maybe replace, their possessions. Found at a thrift shop by TheDigiZoo.

SCP-3330 ("Etudes for the Universe") - There is a beauty to nature, isn't there? So many see it as the ultimate beauty, and John Milton Cage Jr. allowed that beauty to transcend into music, with a nice dose of fifthism at least. Conducted by TheBillith

SCP-3037 ("A Model City") - "Cities have arms and legs, a whole body. And they fit inside rooms. That is simply what cities do." Written by CannedBread.

SCP-3042 ("Dog Is Love") - Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Ok, could you stop being such a good boy? Please? People are dying. Psyshade loves dogs, and this one loves people.

SCP-3023 ("And then it decided to be an angry spider") - You probably don't have arachnophobia going into this, but you will coming out. The most unexpected objects turn into arachnoid monsters, and they don't like you. Communism will win while hanging upside down from a spiderweb.

SCP-3847 ("If only I could talk with birds") - The birds have a kind message for those patient enough to listen. The serpents do not. Transcribed from birdsongs by SunnyClockwork .

SCP-3110 ("One Man's Trash…") - A very charitable dumpster who loves to spread the wealth to the less fortunate. It may be a bit too generous though. Written by Ba55.

SCP-3910 ("A Comedy") - Nine pieces of chalk, nine symbols, nine doors, and nine dimensions. How are they all connected? Written by Sly161.

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