Due to the nature of this article, I’d prefer to remain anonymous (plus many people can be judgmental, especially you LIB sharks that have nothing better to do but sit there sharpening your knives ready to cut anyone up because you’re bored. Get a life!). Although, I do believe this is a serious matter that needs to be addressed.

In a perfect world, all the performers of the adult industry would be making money doing what they love to do. But since free websites and pirated porn flicks have affected our industry, we do what we can to make ends meet. I would honestly say a good 80-90% of the ladies of our industry escort. I’ve seen all the websites, I know. So please read this!!

Just like everyone else, I was struggling in this economy.

Sometimes I would shoot like crazy, sometimes I’d have a dry spell. It’s just the nature of the business. So a company contacted me last fall about escorting possibilities.

They would pay for my airfare and hotel, advertise for me, and I would just show up and wait for the business to start rolling in. Things were going really well for awhile. I started making mad money and finally getting myself out of a financial hole. I started paying off credit cards left and right, and I had money to do whatever I wanted. It was great.

This went on for months. I’d go on tour, come back home and have a nice cushion of cash in case work was slow. Some girls prefer to escort because the money was good. I like shooting scenes, it’s where my true heart is. When I escorted, I found myself spending time with someone I REALLY didn’t want to spend time with. There were times during appointments, I’d let my mind wander as I thought about all the things I’d do with the money.

Recently, I talked another porn girl to start working because she was complaining about how broke she was. I was on tour, and she was in the same town as myself for a few days. She and I had entered the business together, but then quit to move back home and go to school. I told her that if she came out and worked for a bit, she’d have a nice cushion of cash to live on while she went to school.

The term for escorts is "providers" and for customers is "hobbyists". There’s a whole society of social networking sites that deal with this kind of work. It’s usually paid by the hour, and the amount of money you pay, or get paid depends on the amount of time you spend. Many people indulge in this kind of "hobby", from housewives just looking to make ends meet, to ladies who are employed and looking to make extra money on the side, to porn girls who like to use their celebrity status to really rake it in. The men are just your average guy looking for a little fun, something their wives are not providing for them. But also I’ve had couples hire me to enhance their own sexual relationship. Those were my favorite. So here my friend and I were, reuniting after not seeing each other for a few years, and a man booked us together. The appointment was made through my agency which supposedly had an intense screening process.

The man who booked the appointment frequented one of the networking websites and had a Platinum status, which meant he spent money into the networking website. He made a special request for schoolgirl outfits, which my friend and I purchased before the appointment. We raced downtown, walked around frantically trying to find the room number, and I knocked on the door. Little did I know, that knock was going to change my life.

A man answered the door, handsome, stocky, shaved head, named "Chuck". We talked about traffic, parking, and that he was going to the meet and greet party later that was sponsored by the networking website. So my friend and I changed into our outfits, then I clapped my hands and said, "Great, let’s get this party started." Before we did anything, he took pictures of us with my camera, then excused himself to go to the bathroom. All of a sudden, about 10 people burst out of the other room, flashed a badge in my face, and told us to place our hands on our heads while they read us our rights. It was like something out of a movie. My friend and I just sat there while they went thru all our personal possessions. After confiscating my cell phone, notepad, calendar, condoms (what few I did have in my purse), lube, and about $1000 cash, they sent us downstairs, we got in a car, and was taken to the station.

It all happened so fast, and we never thought we’d be in custody as long as we were. They strip you of everything except the clothes off your back. As soon as someone is arrested, you fall off the face of the earth with no way to get ahold of anyone. Imagine if you had kids waiting for you at home, or a pet you can’t get to feed. After they took down information, they locked us in a jail cell with bars and everything. I kept apologizing to her for getting her into this mess. At this point she was surprisingly calm and still smiling. I was scared, but didn’t cry and tried to remain calm. I tried to teach my friend how to pray. I also sang and did yoga to pass the time. We had long talks as we tried to replay the incident in our heads. The next day, Wednesday, things seemed to progress. We were brought in by the detective that arrested us in the first place. They made it seem like if we cooperated, we would be given a break. That was a lie. I tried to be as honest as I could within reason. I look back now, I should’ve asked for a lawyer. I even tried to be charming and making jokes to appeal to his good side…still didn’t work.

That night, my friend and I were separated and I went to another holding cell close to the courtroom. I was in there with 2 strangers named Dawn and Jasmine. The room was almost completely enclosed except for a small window looking into the hallway. It was the first time in my life I felt claustrophobic. It was cold, and the last couple days we couldn’t see the light of day so we had no concept of time. Most inmates sleep nonstop to help the time pass. This is when I looked up and thought, "God, why have you forsaken me?" It was one of the lowest moments of my life.

The next day, Thursday, was our court day. I woke up freezing in a cold sweat. Jasmine was freezing, so I put my hoodie over her cold shoulders until she warmed up. They took us out and lined us up to go into the courtroom. One by one, each of us went up, stated the case, then a bond was set. If you pay 10% of the bond, you get out. Easy, right? Hell no!!! My heart was beating out of my chest. My bond was set very high because we were from out of town and a flight risk. I requested a personal bond (which means you pay nothing) but was denied. The exactly same thing happened to my friend. We briefly went back to the holding cell, and was almost immediately lined up again and put into a police wagon and shipped off to a place they called, "the workhouse". By now everyone was wondering what my friend and I were doing there. At the workhouse, we each had to be processed again, put all our clothes into a box, and changed into blue scrubs. We were given a wool blanket, sheet, towel, washcloth, and orange socks. We each were handed a ziplock bag filled with a toothbrush, crappy toothpaste, a small bar of soap, a small black comb, and a crappy small deodorant. We all were assigned our bunks and walked in together. From the second we walked in, all eyes were on us. We didn’t fit in with everyone else. I could hear someone say, "She looks scared." I climbed to my top bunk, fidgeted with the sheet, and a black lady named Valerie came over and helped me make my bed.

Right from the start, people were eyeing us. As soon as info leaked out on us, the whole place knew. We seemed to be the 2 people everyone seemed to watch. What was also interesting was everyone seemed to want to help us out. It was such a catch 22. There are payphones there and the first minute is free, but when I call nobody answers because when they answer they hear a recorded voice so people think it’s a telemarketing call and hang up. Then after you call that same number, it becomes a collect call but no cell phones accept collect calls. Also as soon as they strip you of everything, that includes your phone and all your numbers so anyone you call has to be a number you know by memory. The one call they give you in the first jail cell is only local calls, and of course we really didn’t know anyone in this town. We also tried calling a bail bondsman, but he can’t do anything unless you have someone wire him some money. But of course we couldn’t get ahold of anyone.

This went on for days. Every day is was another plan to try to get out. Everyone seemed in on it, and after awhile it just seemed impossible. Other women tried to "help" us, but then other people were telling us they were just trying to get our possessions and make off with our money. That’s when I realized, I can’t really trust anybody. A women’s jail can be like one big Jerry Springer episode sometimes. They start trouble because they’re bored and have nothing else to do.

On Friday, Saturday and Sunday, I went to their church sessions. I’m not Baptist or hardcore Christian, but beggars can’t be choosers. It was nice. I prayed hard for an answer. But at this point, I was feeling like God was giving me a time out and it was up to me to figure out why. I was in jail because God wanted me to learn something and when he feels I learned what I needed to learn, then I would be set free. When I came to this realization, I stopped trying to get out. My friend kept trying and trying. I kept trying to tell her all our sources have been exhausted. God wants us to be there until it was time. I went to one church service on Friday night, 3 on Saturday, and one Sunday morning. Some people go because they have nothing better to do. I’m a praying girl and needed all the help I can get. Very surprisingly, my friend went to the last one on Saturday night. I was surprised to see her in line to go. She was raised Buddhist and was agnostic when it came to God. The last service was so "Hallelujah!!! Amen!!!" I looked over to her and she was crying.

After church, I was braiding someone’s hair (that’s what people do there when they’re bored), I walked over to my friend who was talking to another girl and she was talking about when she was pregnant. This was the FIRST time she didn’t talk about how we were getting out of there. Saturday night was "Open Mike" night. We’d use a pencil or toothbrush as the "mike" and a large black woman named Fairfax would be the emcee of the night. I sang , some people told jokes (they were VERY funny!), other people sang, I danced around while everyone was chanting "Whoomp! There it is!!!!!!", and we even had an authentic Soul Train dance line. So many people said that was the most fun they’d ever had in jail. Most of that came from me just being silly. All of us had enough to worry about. I wanted to make everyone laugh. Sometimes it can be the best medicine.

That night, I told my friend that it sucks that we’re in jail but we got in touch with God, met some amazing people, and made the absolute best of the situation. It was almost more like a Christian retreat….even though it was a forced one.

The evening ended with a group of people standing in a circle holding hands and saying the Our Father prayer. Then people went around to say something if they wanted to. I thanked everyone for welcoming 2 scared girls from out of town. I told them that God wanted me to be there until it was time and I promised to always be high on life and to make people smile. I’ll never forget that night as long as I live.

The next morning (Sunday), I went to the early church service (they had someone different for every service), then sat around the room. Suddenly, they called my friend’s and my name to come bring our bedding and towels. We were being bonded out!!!!! I was in shock. Who did this? We knew nobody in town!! This was nothing short of a miracle. After getting dressed, and going to the waiting area, there sat our agent. He spent the last of his money bonding us out. He tried to get us out sooner, but it wasn’t until Friday night that he even realized where we were, then it was a huge process to try to get us out. Since they took our phones, we stopped to get a temporary phone. I had no idea what happened to everything. I abandoned to car at the valet parking in downtown, my friend and I abandoned our hotel rooms, and I had no idea if ANY of this stuff would be there by now. I’d figure it out somehow. I was just so happy to be free.

Miraculously, the car was still in the valet and they only charged me $12 per day that it was there. Our hotels put our stuff in garbage bags, and any cash I had was locked in my suitcase. It was all there when we got our stuff. My friend had some cash too, and that too was not stolen. We checked into yet another hotel, and went to get some food. We were celebrating our freedom.

The next day, Monday, was Memorial Day. We needed to rest and collect our thoughts for the court date the next day. We laid by the pool, went shopping for appropriate court attire, had dinner, and saw a movie just to take our mind off of things. Tuesday, the big day came. It was just a hearing to see when we’re coming back to court. We were SO nervous!!! The outcome was the same and they’re combining our case together as a companion case. There are some serious prosecutors that are out to get us!!! After the hearing, my friend and I went to talk to a lawyer about our case. He took it on, and I charged $3000 on my credit card since he had to be paid upfront. This whole fiasco cost a buttload of money. Since my friend wanted to make money and didn’t make any, I had to pay for all meals, hotels, the rental car and the lawyer. I’ve been paying down my bills and saving up for a rainy day. Well this was a fucking monsoon!

Sure I was about $5000 in a hole, but I’d rather spend that than be in jail. So here’s my final advice to you porn stars/escorts:

1. Know all your important numbers by heart. And if you’re out of town know at least one friend’s number who is in town that will have at least $500 cash handy in order to bail you out. And if you don’t have any friends in that town, MAKE ONE!! Also, know the number of a local lawyer by heart that specializes in criminal defense.

2. If you continue to escort, ONLY see people you know and are familiar with. Don’t see anyone new and don’t advertise!!!

At first, I was very hesitant to write this article, but I believe it’s something the people of our industry need to know and be careful especially when you tour out of town, and sometimes out of the country. I’m now facing a plethora of legal battles. I just have to pray and hope for the best.

Jerkuliscious

jeremysteele11

Jesus Jade, I appreciate you apologizing and admitting that I was only nice to you, that you lied to the cops, attacked me, were in love with me, filed a false police report, told the industry I beat you and killed your cat, and then later admitted it was all bullshit, that you were high on drugs and booze. I can never forgive you for what you did but admitting you were wrong and lied, etc, went a long way, at least… that’s more than my current ex can do.

So what’s with with the I’m famous bullshit, or famoose, as you used to say? I’ve never said that, you keep saying it again and again. You claimed after the evil shit you pulled that I supposed bragged to the cops that I’m a “world famoose porn star”, when I only told them our profession.

You have certain things in common with other numb nuts I’ve dealt with, repeating the same thing over and over even though I’ve already pointed out that it’s false and how.

I see you have a bit of my ex in you, insanely jealous of others your significant other fucks, thus deciding for that reason alone that they’re your enemy.

This is the porn business, the business of pleasure. It’s ok to get pleasure from those you work with, but it’s here, it’s gone, it’s meaningless compared to a relationship. Who gives a fuck who fucks who? If they enjoy it good for both them and the audience.

Unlike my ex, I never had feelings for you, Jade.
My ex gave me a lot of love in a lot of ways, while after 4 months of living with me a couple of days per week you got psychotic and evil.

You told me you were a swinger when we met. So we fucked a few times. How did that make me your boyfriend? I kept telling you I wasn’t, but as usual, you don’t listen. It takes two to come to that conclusion, not one! Everytime you tried to hold my hand I pulled mine away.

When my ex is at her worst she’s a bit like you, but when you’re at your worst you’re light years worse than she could ever be.

I’m sorry my ex had to attack me relentlessly and that I blew up when I only wanted to be there for her in her hellish time, but if the circumstances repeated themselves, I’d behave the same because I didnt merit the psycho abuse from one who refuses to listen to reason, scapegoating me for her madness and misery. I’m sorry I insulted her but she yet again called me the “m” word, when until very recently, and after the fact, I never insulted her for her looks.

I did love her because she was a good person and over time we cultivated a very loving and special relationship that I will always remember, but what you did to me Jade was pure evil. I don’t even want to reiterate all the things you said and done. It took me a while to gain back years I lost/aged in months living with the ordeal that was you, when all I ever fucking was (as you finally admitted) was nice to you. Remember when you commented how old I looked in a photo, once? That was because of you! You should have great fear that justice will one day come for all the shit you pulled!

Karmafan

jeremysteele11

Instead of escorting, maybe you women should try eliteconnections dot CON where rich men are looking for dates, etc. All this is legal of course, even though it’s essentially the same fucking thing as escorting.

Third Axis

Jeremy, with all respect, you’re a nice and well-meaning guy, and you have some good stuff going on professionally now. But seriously, you’re constant reiteration of these relationship grievances is, in a word, b-o-o-o-r-r-r-r-i-n-g. Get over this shit already. It makes you look a bit pathetic, and nobody apart from you and these needy, self-absorbed lunatics (and I don’t mean you in this regard… yet) directly involved (Sophia, Nick, Monica, et al) really cares or wants to keep reading it. It’s just so much poor-me victimization and immaturity, and it’s not interesting in any way. Except maybe to those who regularly consume idiotic daytime TV and cretinous reality shows. So please, be a professional and take the high road, buddy.

Larry Horse

I wasted two mynuts on Geriatric Gene’s card reading on this, what bullshit. As for my off topic thought here, I wonder how bad Seth Dickens would be ripping off broads here if C3X was still in country taking work from him? It looks like Dirty Harry is getting a little more chunky work, but who is picking up the C3X void in the tranny world? I got a solution to all this, lets make a movie, Not so Lucky XXX, with all proceeds going to legal costs. Jeremy can borrow one of those cop uniforms and be a prison guard. Barfabag can be the john, since it will be a non-sex role.

Larry Horse

C3X has been back for month or two, and back to banging trannys. At least he does that with concern for others as he is a health freak and tests. Seth, well he may have to rip off more broads. What a disgrace to the Corps.

Larry Horse

Probably not Steele. I would get kicked out or stoned when I made a crack about Italians not being good soldiers. If they were the best army in the world at the time the other armies must have been pretty crummy or filled with non-Romans.

jeremysteele11

I think you’re inferring the Roman armies were not as strong as they could’ve/should’ve been because they were too busy butt fucking each other. They had semper bi, semper tri and little babie sempers, too (ages 12 and up). They also had gay weddings back then.

I’d bet you would’ve been walking around Rome crying “What the fuck is wrong with these people?!”

“Roman men were free to enjoy sex with other males without a perceived loss of masculinity or social status, as long as they took the dominant or penetrative role…”

origen

goatlord

This person had platinum status? Does this mean they had been with other escorts on the site? If so, those escorts should have been contacted to confirm this guy was for real. Plus, there are several other ways to get info on someone.

This is really fucked up for Lucky, I couldn’t image going through that shit and having your freedom taken away from you

What really pisses me off is animals went hungry because of this

Bottom line is the clown who booked the girls didn’t do his job. I think he got greedy and sloppy. He should pay for all the jail, court, and airline costs for the ladies.

but he won’t cause he’s a selfish greedy tard stick

If he does pay he will make them fuck and suck cock for free for the next 40 sessions

jeremysteele11

well, my survey of pimps, closet or otherwise, is that they could give not much of a fuck less about the very people that they send out there and set up, which in my case lead to it be taken out on me, even though i am not nor was not a pimp, not even a suitcase pimp… maybe because she had talked about it on her journal, lib and elsewhere had something to do with the set up? i’m not sure, either way it shouldn’t matter what goes on between consenting adults. these sharks are pure scum.

goatlord

At the very least, the agency should have told the girls that if you do get busted, say nothing and ask for a lawyer. Do not cooperate and fall for their bullshit

Empower yourself ladies and quit being led around on a leash by stupid men. Theres no reason a hot looking woman like Lucky can’t have an executive sugar daddy boyfriend.

A couple years ago they did some busts in Van Nuys, California on johns. Female police undercover as prosties walked the streets. Men were arrested, shown on tv (several were married) and fined. The worst part was their vehicles were confiscated. The only way to get it back was pay the blue book value of it. How fuck up is that?

@Jerkuliscious….can you fuck on coke? Ive heard so many people say it gives them limp dick. Then I hear Randy Spears and another guy say they loved to fuck while there on it. Ive never tried that shit, not even once (Len Bias and Don Rogers deaths scared me to never do it).

Jerkuliscious

I don’t know, as I’ve never done coke. Seen too many good people go bad with it. I have heard that their is a right amount, not very much, that makes sex better. I have also heard, from a couple chicks, that 2 nice sized lines of it can make a woman’s panties damp, almost instantly.

Jerkuliscious

Cut a fat lord at the begining of the night, half in each nostril, head out to the bar, then a lil “get home safe” line while leaving and I have only had floppy cock problems while using rubbers, especially while using a broad’s corn hole. And that is on the second pop.

First pop goes normal, get it out of the way in her pie hole. Proceed to eating her box and starfish for the next 40 minutes to an hour, maybe mix in some massage, to warm her up. Then Round 2 is the marathon, fucking like an animal trying to get that second pop. Could be 1 hour, 2 hours, 5 hours.

My record was 5 hours, before I gave up. Poor girl had 3 worn out holes and 2 sore arms. I had one sore arm and a butthole slightly stretched by a tongue and 2 dainty fingers. Woke up after a couple hours of kinda sleeping and got it outta me on like the 6th pump, alone in the shower.

Some other time, we can discuss the wonders of how a head full of shrooms enhances the massage parlor experience.

Anyone here ever fuck on acid? I never had access to LSD and pussy at the same time.

jeremysteele11

I confessed to a psycho ex once years ago, who supplied me with a nice pure glass bump through her biker buddies, in order to drive straight non stop (except for gas) from Denver to Duluth, how much I truly loved her… but it was just the drugs talking.