We can all be part of the Monkey Toe Web Ring. I'm glad I'm not alone!

Tink, not sure if it's normal, but maybe it's the sort of genetic mutation that makes one less joint to break when you're stumbling around drunk in your house late at night. Not that I've ever, uh, done that or anything.

My sister used to have a foot fetishist crank call her. She was such a softie that she would *talk to him.* She's a better woman than I.

I must confess, it's not a "real" pedicure, complete with foot scrub, leg massage, pumice stone et al. I haven't had one of those since the week before my wedding, sadly. This is just a little toenail painting in "Rusty Rose," or whatever color it is from the bargain bin at Sally Beauty Supply.

pretty toes. Feet are funny. And not in the haha way. I have flinstone feet--toes all the same length. They're pretty weird. Also huge, so I won't be posting a picture of them any time soon. But really, there are few things that a pedicure in a lovely shade of deep red/burgundy can't fix.