You forgot the part about: “Since having discovered that the Rabbit is coming, it is with great regrets that I must now retreat to my subterranian paradise by the shed. Your mind control beams will never again influence my choice of salad dressings or the orientation of my underwear. Do not forget that you have been warned.”

blair

I will be ending my employment with you. Working with you was tolerable. But, then again I am also a part time firewalker and glasseater, and will be continuing those avocations.

Should we meet at any time afterwards, I will smile, and extend my left hand. If you shake my left hand, I will pull your arm up and straight and stab you in the armpit, peircing you black, shrivelled heart. I will pass up free ice cream and cross streets to shake your hand .

Mike

You wait until you have your new job (done), and then you wait until a really important thing is happening that absolutely requires your help. Then you duck out on a lunch, and don’t come back. When they call, you say “I have quit”, and when they say something like “so you are just going to leave me hanging” you say “Yes”. And then say “Goodbye”.

It works better if you have an audience in the background laughing and cheering loud enough to be heard when you do it.