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JAMIE said “It’s a shame we never saw any of the gods’ early funtimes,” and KIERON said “Yeah,” and then they looked at each other, and then called all their talented friends to do a Christmas album of (mostly) fan service! Inanna and Baal getting it on! Lucifer and Sakhmet getting it on! Dionysus giving Baphomet a lift in a crappy car! And more! This one has it all.[1]

Cameron hitches a ride to London with Umar and his friends, as they all make their way to a gig by the Morrigan. Cameron confesses he used to date her and reveals himself to be an unrepentant punner. Dionysus reveals himself to be willing to do anything to help others.

Tara works on her songwriting and plays her music for Ananke, asking for advice. Ananke persuades her to perform it publicly, despite anticipating a negative reaction from her fans. When Tara leaves, she berates herself for her cruelty.

Eleanor and Hazel chat about Ragnarock and the upcoming Recurrence as they game together. Two months later, Eleanor has become Lucifer, and pushes Hazel away when she attempts to give her some fanart in front of reporters. Later, when Hazel becomes Amaterasu, she apologises.

Laura and Baal sleep together after Dionysus' party. Baal asks her not to tell Inanna, explaining that he doesn't want him to think he did it to get back at him. Laura realises how complicated things are.