Harambe Shaped Cheeto Sells For $10,000

Imagine you’re an eccentric billionaire. And your time and money is completely worthless because you have so much of it. And sure, just like everyone else, you loved a good Harambe joke ten months ago. Well, if you’re that awful, I have some very good news and some very bad news. There is a Harambe shaped Cheeto that was up for a bid on Ebay. Bidding was quick, it was tense but, unfortunately for you Mr. Boring Billionaire, it has already sold for $10,000.

Harambe may have died, but he lives forever in the form of weird irony with too high a price. My only wish? I hope this Cheeto gets crushed on the way to this money wasting fool. I hope every penny goes to charity, and I, like the Twitter user above, will be going through my bag of flaming hots, looking for one that look like a Dancing Winnie the Pooh to support my children’s college fund.