Bagels, When Photographed, Look Like Asses

Tired of all the baseless opinion-throwing, the blog Fuckedin Park Slope decided to take the epic debate of "where's the best Park Slope bagel?" into its own hands and throw a bagel-off. Five Six Park Slope delis, five six everything bagels with scallion cream cheese, one clear winner.

The winner, as it turns out, was La Bagel Delight, at 252 7th St Bagel Hole, at 400 Seventh Avenue. But the real takeaway is that five sequential macro shots of bagels does a great job of revealing just how much they look like butts.