I need a "Dear Reality" icon

Why is it only the scary greasy guys ever hit on me at the library? Why not any of the nice, hot-looking guys? Cause we get plenty of them too! Like the bald IT guy who always shares a new techie tidbit with me. Or the sweet and buff firefighter who comes in every few days to check his email. Or the scruffy Irishman with the sexy accent. Why not any of them? Why world? WHY? ::sigh::