Subbette here. My friends and I have a history of pranking each others yards, so it seems fitting that we should do something for this. My friend is turning 40 next week and he just took his Amerian citizenship test and swore in a day ago. He's a nice, nerdy engineering-type guy who probably scored one of the highest marks on the test.

I have an idea for a cake that I'm bringing to a party tomorrow, but I'm drawing a blank on any clever yard signs, so any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!