"Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan" -JFK
"You all stink like poo poo" - Rich Davis
"That idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!" -Squidward Tentacles
"My heart is always breaking for the ghosts that haunt this room." -Nate Ruess

The serious sections are actually funnier than this section. Someone should include this in the presidential platform.

I'll do it

"Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan" -JFK
"You all stink like poo poo" - Rich Davis
"That idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!" -Squidward Tentacles
"My heart is always breaking for the ghosts that haunt this room." -Nate Ruess

Mrs. Mary for running a red light on the court. Staring at her, a judge asked: Mrs. Mary? B: yes. When you were in the west end elementary school teacher? Yes, how do you know? judge smiled, I used to be your student. Mrs. Mary smiled, easily. The judge then said, waiting for this day more than 20 years, and now sent you copy of one thousand times "I ran a red light is wrong". http://butyairmax1.com...

At 12/4/2013 8:43:14 AM, jkfgk wrote:Mrs. Mary for running a red light on the court. Staring at her, a judge asked: Mrs. Mary? B: yes. When you were in the west end elementary school teacher? Yes, how do you know? judge smiled, I used to be your student. Mrs. Mary smiled, easily. The judge then said, waiting for this day more than 20 years, and now sent you copy of one thousand times "I ran a red light is wrong". http://butyairmax1.com...