Category: Politics

The global market for batshit took a massive hit Monday as numerous large internet platforms banned content from batshit tycoon Alex Jones and his infamous show InfoWars. A YouTube spokesman commented on the decision, “We […]

President Trump once again made waves Friday night when he referred to Don Lemon as the “dumbest man on television” and implied the same of NBA star LeBron James. The backlash from the Twitter community […]

In an ironic turn of the tables, Former President Barack Obama has broken his relative silence on giving any opinion about Donald Trump. It seems after releasing a public statement this morning, Obama has reason […]

On the morning of August 1st, 2018, President Trump announced to the country that a dangerous new weapon has hit the streets — The Smocking Gun. This announcement took everyone by surprise, including the Bureau […]

The Oxford University Press released an official statement today to reaffirm the definitions of the words “stable” and “genius.” This reaffirmation, as it was explained by Oxford, had become increasingly necessary due to confusion created […]

Melania Trump gave a brief, but very candid interview to reports this morning after new allegations of Donald Trump’s infidelity surfaced. Michael Avenatti announced earlier that Trump allegedly paid “hush money” to three other women […]

At approximately 3:30AM PDT on July 25th, 2018, Hollywood police responded to a reported “magical disturbance” at the Walk of Fame. A young boy in a black wizard’s gown was taken for questioning after Donald […]

Last night, much to the amazement of the world, Donald Trump executed a hasty yet effective strategic strike on Tehran using a weapon-system never deployed by any other world leader in history. The attack was […]

President Trump announced this morning that he intends to issue an Executive Order directing the Department of Interior to build a full body statue of Vladimir Putin to be permanently displayed in Washington D.C. In […]

President Trump announced this morning that he has appointed embattled former sitcom actress Roseanne Barr as his new “diversity advisor.” In an impromptu announcement to the press this morning, President Trump explained his pick. “Well, […]