Miley Cyrus Displays Her Body Karate Friday 06 April, 2012

By: Kaptain Kush

Last time we checked in with Miley Cyrus, she was leaving a medical marijuana dispensary. Now, she’s post-spliff op and getting her yoga or pilates on. Whatever she’s doing, though, it’s clearly working. The more I smoke, the wider my waist line tends to get. The more Miley burns, the tighter those abs get. And those abs are looking so tight you could park a beer on them without spilling a drop:

Who would you rather kick back on the beach and smoke a fatty with: Cyrus or Lohan?

I just realised that we’re talking about two beautiful young women who have already achieved more success, earned more money and lived more in thier relatively short lives than most will accomplish in thier entire lives!

They deserve, if not our total respect and admiration, at the VERY least, a measure of civility and politeness comensurate with the esteem and regard of a fan that recognises the effort and integrity both women show in thier personal and professional lives.

To that end, I would like to amend my previous outburst that was more indicative of my enthusiasm and desire than my admiration and respect to something more appropriate.