WATCH: Crazy Cat Adores Getting Sprayed by Water Bottle

In this bizarrely adorable video, things are not what they seem. The scene opens on a kitty owner taking out the dreaded spray bottle – often used for discipline – and shaking the container. But the clip's star feline doesn't cower in the face of H2O; instead he comes running to meet the spray bottle head-on, strangling it in a tight-pawed love embrace.

According to YouTube user Hilary D, her cat Joey has always adored getting drinks straight from the nozzle. All you have to do is give the bottle a quick shake, and this kitty will come dashing. Hilary D assures viewers that Joey has a full water bowl and a clean bill of health.

Joey is just an unquenchable cat who knows what he wants. No matter how weird it is.