'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.' - Infantry Journal-

'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.' - Sign over SR71 Wing Ops-

'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.' -Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot) -

'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.' - Unknown Author-

'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.' - Fixed Wing Pilot-

'When one engine fails on a twin-engine plane,you still have enough power to get you to the scene of the crash.' -Multi-Engine Training Manual-

'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.' -Unknown Author-

'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos.' If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot.'-Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot-

'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up the pilot dies.' -Sign over Control Tower Door-

'Never trade luck for skill.' -Author Unknown-

The three most common expressions in military aviation are: Did you feel that?', 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh S...!' -Authors Unknown-

'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.' -Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ-

'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.' - Lead-in Fighter Training Manual -

The test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, wings and tail torn off; the crash truck arrives.The driver notes the bloodied pilot and asks, What happened?' The pilot replies: 'I don't know, I just got here!'