Not only does Alien: Covenant have a strong female protagonist in Katherine Waterston’s Daniels, it also has a new poster that looks like a hellish co-production between Hieronymus Bosch and original Alien designer, H.R. Giger.

Callum Lynch wakes up the morning after his execution to discover he’s the essential part of a plan to travel back in through – through an ancestor’s memories – to locate the Apple of Eden for the contemporary Templars. In doing so, he learns that that ancestor was an assassin, tasked with keeping the Apple out of the Templars’ hands at all costs.

Assassin’s Creed is a jumbled mess of a movie that ties to achieve a mystical conclusion via a quasi-scientific means – and fails spectacularly.