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Perhaps he owns a FrankenCell phone. I saw some plans for taking an old black bakelite rotary phone and adding generic cell phone components to create a FrankenCell phone. Most difficult part was converting the rotary pulse dial to touchtone and having relays and batteries hooked inside to kick the original bell ringer when your cell phone rang. Cool but kinda heavy, and definetely wouldn’t fit in your pocket…

… Oh. And now heres a mystery that goes unsolved: What’s with the anatomy of humans in this?! Okay, no nose, understandable. Three fingers? Why not. No pupils? Sure, okay… But the biggest one of ’em all…

AH! He is using that fake “douchbag laptop stance” in all commercials!
If you don’t know what I am talking about google “That one-handed, one-knee laptop bullshit is the preferred way to get real work done.”