Bruh... that calm, cool, and collected steez you got going while our country's up sh$ts creek - put that on pause. What you need to be is outraged!

Barack Obama

The political strategist extraordinaire who coined the phrase "it's the economy stupid!" urged Obama to "get mad about something":

"Voters want to see a sense of urgency and outrage in their president: Outrage over our dependence on foreign oil; outrage over our increased cost of living, health care and education; outrage over declining incomes; outrage over an endless war and an idiotic foreign policy; and outrage over our country's loss of prestige over the last 7½ years."

Hell to the YEAH! Straight up outrage!

"You can't simply seek change for change's sake. ...(t)his is an election with two choices: the change-seeking good guys or the status quo-clinging bad guys. (Obama's) campaign needs to brand every negative attack by the Republicans as just another desperate attempt of the status quo clinging to power."

WORD!

Carville said Obama's team needs to call out the "McSame" that McCain leadership promises: more of the same failed Iraq policy, more of the same tax breaks for oil and drug companies, more of the same Swift-boat-style tactics, more of the same on education and healthcare."

Egad! Perish the thought!!

I know I for one am coooool on the Mc'SAME'!

Then he whips out a book for Obama called "Unequal Democracy" written by some by Princeton whosit named Larry Bartels who did a non-partisan economic study of Democratic and Republican presidents. Bartels shows that an overwhelming number of Democratic presidents not only built better economies and a more just society than Republican leaders, but since 1900 they straight dominated on every front: GDP growth, employment, deficit, income equality, and a good performing stock market.

Wow - really?! Now I could get with ALL that. Cause this underperforming, republican-led life is for the birds!

Be smart OB and listen up to what the victory-maker is trying to tell you. You need to lose that 'Survivor' style VP-choice showdown shtick and come out the corner swinging mad, ready to fight for our love - and our country.

John McCain

Worst case scenario, McCain tries to step to you and his blood pressure rises up and knocks him out first!