“This is my friend Laura’s family. Her dad – Bob – has been known to call her cell phone with the greeting, “Laura, Bob here..”, even though he’s calling his own daughter. Here’s the caption that’s on her Facebook: “Our Christmas gift from Uncle Bruce…I am soooo upset that I didn’t have room in my suitcase to bring it back with me :(”

The shirts have the following printed on them:

Dad: “BOB – The Man, The Myth, The Legend”
Mom: “It’s lonely at the top, but you get to be with BOB”
Daughter (Laura): “BOB’s Daughter”
Son: “BOB’s Son”