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Jokes have a strange way of becoming funny when you are in a group of people in the mood to laugh. Add a beer or two, and the most stupid remark becomes a joke where people laugh with tears running down their cheeks.

Jokes have a strange way of becoming funny when you are in a group of people in the mood to laugh. Add a beer or two, and the most stupid remark becomes a joke where people laugh with tears running down their cheeks.

Moments like this are wonderful

change the beer with booze and add a guitar or three and it gets amazing

I have done this many times back in my old country, here a little bit on the beach until they clamped down on being on the beach with drink and fire (GRRRRRRR). It is such a deep thing in us humans to sit by the fire and being in a groupů

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

WARNING
Due to the rising frequency of human to lion encounters, the Ministry of Wildlife & Fisheries in the Republic of South Africa is advising all hikers, hunters, fisherman and tourists that use the out-of-doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the bush.

We advise all outdoors men and women to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as to give advanced warning to any lions that might be close by so that you don’t take them by surprise.
We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with them in case of an encounter with a lion.

Outdoors men and women should also be on the watch for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between lion cub s*it and big lion sh*t. Lion cub *hit is smaller and contains lots of berries and dassie fur. Big lion shi* has bells in it and smells like pepper spray.