One Size Fits All

Title: A Call To Inaction

00.01.05

By now, most people are saying to themselves, "That
sounds great - but what is my place is this grand
enterprise... I mean, what can I do?" The answer is
immediate, powerful, and ultimately very simple.
Nothing.

At Useless Industries we are doing
everything that needs to be done. There's no effort required
on your part. We've done the thinking so you don't have to.
Best of all - clean up is a snap! Take a leisurely stroll
around the luxurious environs of our Corporate web site. Learn
a little about UI, view some of our
flagship products, discover the labyrinthine
world of Useless corporate finance,
join in the Useless community, get support,
or perhaps find out how you can be a part of the Useless
team.

Above all, simply sit back, enjoy, and let the
ideas and opinions flow over you. You'll come to recognize
these thoughts as intimately as your own - you might even
think they originated from somewhere inside you. As you
should, because they are designed to fit you perfectly in
every way; like a comfortable old sweater, a tailor-made suit,
or that favorite pair of jeans. Are you ready? We think you are. And
you know what? You've earned it. Enjoy!