Why reviews really, REALLY matter to authors! Indie authors especially. It boils down to analytics! The mysterious Algorithms that control out online shopping, track our preferences, and tell us what to buy. A book with zero reviews floats beneath the…

Door to door snackies. Your choice of foot wear WILL be the death of you. Old Man- dispensing wisdom and breakfast since 1945. Nothing good will come of the title card “Poland 1944”. “It’s just the sniffles! I swear my…

Autopsy of the damned. Or, deep, deep, deep throat. Or holy shit! Samwise- unlikely voice of reason. Take the kids, but leave the dog in case I get hungry. Did she bury the dog with her FACE?!?! WTF? Samwise! NO!…

Intensive mourning make-up routine much? Lady, your husband is going to eat your face! Samwise! NOOOOOOO! You can’t handle the truth! I pout like little boy because my son has the good sense not to want me as a parent.…