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Cops in Dayton, Ohio, arrested a suspected barbecue-grill thief after following a trail of ash that had apparently spilled from the grill as it was being wheeled away.

A 42-year-old Florida (Altamonte Springs) man was released from jail and ordered not to drink alcohol after he was accused of walking around his apartment complex drunk while naked below the waist. Several people saw him, including a woman who said he was jogging down the sidewalk.

Authorities in Minnesota are investigating after the teacher at a Department of Natural Resources firearms safety class accidentally discharged his weapon. A police report said the 76-year-old man, a volunteer instructor, was “very apologetic … for the foolish mistake.”

Police in Spain arrested a burglary suspect accused of breaking into a bar. He was easy to catch because he fell asleep on a couch in the bar.