Sunday, August 23, 2009

It is official, I shall never wear another shirt except the one my buddy Flip is wearing. Until I own this shirt, I shall go through life topless. Dang, I am going to get so dark, too! I am going to look like a n....ative!

The weather in The 'Sip is SICK, folks! We are experiencing a record setting COLD wave. Wait, it is heat wave, right? So, cold SNAP. I am guessing that there might not be too much to this Anthropomorphic Global Warming. Oddly, Greenpeace agrees with me.

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Paul, I have known for years that we are heading into new "mini ice age," if not the full-blown deal.

That's one reason I moved back south from way up there...

I have never been on a flight where folks got nekkid. But I have been on that colicky-baby convention flight. Those airsick bags work real good when used like a face maks on them little wigglers.

Amazingly, Sarah Palin would not have sex with me. I think it had something to do with the shooting poor, defenseless animals from the helicopter question. Or maybe the thing about "cuddling." Not sure. Regardless...it's okay. I wouldn't have sex with that skag anyway!

She is a married woman, and I am much too honorable to take advantage of her swooning "warm for my form-ness."

Michelle does have 6 toes.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY. COLLEGE GAMEDAY.

Finally, your buddy Flip can do the entire world of central Mississippi a favor by just giving you his shirt. I'm sure you're fond of it...but puleez reconsider the shirtless deal. Or not.

I took the TheSarah test, and yeah, she's all hot fer me and stuff. She even sent me an obviously-not-photoshopped (HA) sexi photo when I finished the quiz! WIN-WIN!

Kentucky is FREEZING right now, haven't had to have the air on in in days. This time last year? Heat index of over 100 daily. Going by the facts and stuff, I can plan on seeing an increase in the number of icestorms like we had here last winter. This does NOT make me happy.