I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.

May 16, 2014

Hunter: The peasants here are hyper evolved so they reach sexual maturity by age 5. It's the only way they can continue to exist.

Tom: That'd still only give them a couple generations before the family horse died and they'd starve.