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Conservative masturbatorium the Heritage Foundation has a shouty new report with “estimates” and “projections” and “racist stereotypes” and linguistically satisfying turns of phrase such as “also probably” that prove immigration will maybe by their esimate cost a trajillion dollars. Let us give you an example of their math: If a train leaves Chicago at 5:15pm going 55 miles an hour and runs over six llamas by the time half of its passengers have gotten off in Omaha, the leaky faucet in our tub will waste the equivalent of lake Michigan at some point in the coming centuries, ergo STOP IMMIGRATION REFORM NOW. Read more on Heritage Foundation: Immigration Reform Will Bankrupt Entire Solar System…

Did you know that ‘Merica is the most bestest country that ever lived? It’s true! We are No. 1!!!!!!1! at everything: bankrupting our peoples what don’t have health care; losing lots of monies doing war to other countries; and making single-parent families suffer extra hard because something about bootstraps and also we hate socialism. Here’s some chick ‘splaining just how much that sucks at the Motherlode (get it? Mother? hahahah) blog in the Style section of the New York Times, because that’s where the Times puts all of its most important lady coverage:
It’s difficult to raise children in a society that assumes there’s a parent at home, and one in which the guiding philosophy for supporting families is “every man for himself.” That struggle is magnified for single parents.
Turns out, according to research and science and stuff, single-parent families in these United States are way worse off — the “worst off,” in fact — than single-parent families in other countries because of that “every man for himself” thing. Hooray for us! Read more on What Kind Of Flibbertigibbet Single Lady Hasn’t Already Started Saving For Her ‘Baby Nurse’ Fund?…

The hundreds of hardcore Occupy Wall Street protesters are getting a whole bunch of new moral and physical support support starting today, as all kinds of big unions and professional liberal groups finally start showing up. The AP reports:
Read more on Whole Lot of Unions Joining NYC Wall Street Occupation…