It's those fleeting moments in life that make an impression, a glimpse of something that makes us laugh, or makes us think. That's what this blog is about, nothing more, nothing less. This is life as I see it - I always try to see the funny side rather than the dark.
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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Sex at 82

My mother is getting pretty tech savvy and has come a long way since that first lesson on the internet at the local library. Gone are the days of the tearful phone calls when her screen disappeared after a little venture into 'Control Panel.' Nowadays its only the odd toolbar that has decided to migrate to the side of the screen that I have to fix.

She has a Facebook account, a Twitter account and uses Skype. She is getting a bit of a following on Twitter - I am a bit jealous that HotNHairy and FlexMyMuscles don't follow me. Her new found fame however has a side effect. Her emails.

She always sends me those cute emails of puppies and kittens in various poses and clean, funny jokes that make you groan. I don't know what changed but there it was in my inbox. Three Little Ducks. A risque tale of three ducks and one called Puddles. I wont go into details.....

Fw:Fwd: FW: How Many Mice? followed shortly after. It had done the rounds of every bowling club in the state before it reached me. In a nutshell, the tagline was a moving graphic of two mice doing unspeakable things in a lightbulb.

The grand finale was Sex at 82. Here it is:

I think next time I'm down in Melbourne it's time to put the child safe internet restriction on the computer. I wonder if she sent this one to HotNHairy?

2 comments:

OMG Finally! Finally I have found someone with a Mum as demented as mine. So glad I am not alone. Today was talk of her sex life with the optometrist!Good stuff and Devil Cats are AWESOME!-Livhttp://livunleashed.wordpress.com/