The time she dressed like you. Here, actress Lindsay Lohan (centre) stands with her mom Dina Lohan (left) and attorney Shawn Chapman Holley as she waits to go through the metal detector at the Beverly Hills Municipal Courthouse July 20, 2010.

The time she called the Peruvian government to report you missing when in reality you were having the time of your life, biking through South America with your girlfriend. (Okay, that’s just Garrett Hand’s mom, dubbed the “World’s most embarrassing mom” by Gawker last year for doing that and igniting a nationwide search for her 25-year-old son who, it turns out, was having so much fun in Peru that he forgot to respond to his mom’s messages on Facebook. Big mistake.)

The time she hit the dance floor. (Although, anyone who witnessed the first lady dance-off with Jimmy Fallon in their viral YouTube clip, the Evolution of Mom Dancing, knows Michelle Obama is the coolest.) Here, she performs the Interlude dance during an event highlighting her Let's Move initiative attended by over 10,000 youths at the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines February 9, 2012.