monster in law is the worst movie i have seen directed by Robert Luketic. i think the makings of one royally uninspired comedy and utterly generic Hollywood mess.

DeusEx
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Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:10 pm Post subject:

Breakfast of Champions. Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen.

Sir_Rideout
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Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject:

Seven Seconds is pretty close to the top of my list right now. Really odd, distracting, at times disgusting cinematography. Wesley Snipes comes off really disingenuous imho.

Having said that, Indiana Jones 4 is also not in my good books._________________---

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ArchitRen
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Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject:

ok. As much as it pains me to admit... Crank 2. I think they made a bet to see how much money they could fool idiots into paying to watch a pile of crap! And yes, I was one of those idiots. In my defense, it was what a couple of others wanted to watch, I had not seen the first, and I just went along with it._________________"This is just a bit of silliness, really"

maddy
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Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:45 pm Post subject:

Worst movie? How am I supposed to pick the absolute worst movie I've ever seen? There are too many to pick from!!

1 movie I hated was Saturn 3. It was so bad, my friends and I started talking to the screen saying what movies had been ripped off and making general comments loud enough for everyone to hear and no one told us to be quiet.

The next week, we saw a friend and he said he had been to see Saturn 3. He said he really hated it except for this group of 5 people down in front making comments about it. Said he didn't want to leave because he wanted to see what they'd say next. I was one of those 5.

You know the movie is really bad when you talk very loudly in the theater about it and no one tells you to be quiet, they're trying to watch it._________________It's hard to soar with dragons when you work with gargoyles!

There are so many. Topping my list are some that I regretably watched more than once. And they are:
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Rock and Rule (Yep, that animated thing)
Howard the Duck

I'd say Bloody Pit of Horror, but then i remembered that one movie, that really pissed me off. I have never heard one bad thing about this movie. Everyone said: "You have to see it, it's the best movie ever.". I didn't watched it. Unfortunately, I got the chance to see that pile of crap what they call a movie on our schooltrip to Italy. I have never seen a movie so bad, so boring, so disgustingly unispired like that one. I'm talking of course, about the horrors of "Zombieland".

I mean wow. There are movies that are so bad they are good, but this is so bad it's bad, and to top it all off: There is no one that share's my opinion. Everyone laughed at this abomination. I was just sitting there in disbelieve. The plot ist boring, the characters are just bad and uninspired, the jokes are embarrassing and everything in this movie feels wrong.

I have no idea how people could say that this is a good movie. It just left me with a bad feeling. It's the absolutely worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Bloody Pit of Horror was bad, but entertaining. Zombieland was just humiliating. Hands down, worst movie I ever had to sit through._________________You've gotta be kidding! Level 4000?!

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Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:37 am Post subject:

ARny wrote:

I'm talking of course, about the horrors of "Zombieland".

Oh yeah, Zombieland.

While I didn't hate ist as much as you seem to, I found it pretty disappointing... especially after practically everyone told me how wonderful the movie was supposed to be.

But I guess the problem is more the high expectations you have than the actual quality (or lack of) of the "highly recommended" movie in question._________________"Welcome to the paranoia club; cheapest fees in the universe and membership lasts forever."
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plus1
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Posted:
Tue May 05, 2015 1:58 am Post subject:

The worst film I have seen so far is Hot Tub Time Machine 2.
Shallow characters, a ridiculous plot and so much unnecessary foul language that even I got sick of it...