Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO PAUL TOLLETT 2010

Every time I see Paul's last name I hear Eddie Murphy pretending to be Richard Pryor saying "toilet"

"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO PAUL TOLLETT 2010

“You ever, sometime, right, you get on that tahhlet and when you shit, that water splash up on your ass? Don’t that make you mad, right? You know what really make me mad? It’s when shit come halfway out your ass, then go back up in that motherfucker. Right? Why do shit be teasing your ass, right? Just get the fuck out, right? You know what really bother me is when you be straining for a long time, right? And one little pebble shit come out. Right? Be some shit this big, right? Push your head up your asshole, say: That’s all the shit I’m gonna get, motherfucker? You know what really make me mad, when your ass don’t cooperate with you and clench up and break the shit in half. You be mad as a motherfucker too, because you know you got to wipe your ass for, like, five hours and shit, right? Use 10 rolls of tahhlet paper on that motherfucker. You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right? You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right? You finish shitting and you flush the tahhlet and wait a second and one chunk come back. What does that chunk want?”

"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough