The things that come out of an improv comedienne's mind when she's not hooked up to an audience.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Game is Afoot

Holmes: What do you see here, Watson?Watson: Hmm, a sewing machine and gardening gloves. What can this possibly mean?Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watson. A woman with small hands has clearly been using the quilting function on her sewing machine. The gloves provide the purchase needed to manipulate slippery fabric.Watson: Brilliant, Holmes. You never cease to amaze me.