I would like to see if we can collectively come up with the best quotes ever made by professional athletes. Please give the quote along with the author and the situation (if necessary). I'll get this party started.

1) "I feel like I'm fading into bolivian". --Mike Tyson explaining his status in life.

2) "I am going to turn this team around 360 degrees." --Jason Kidd describing the impact he was going to have on the NJ Nets.

I every time I think/hear/read about these quotes I chuckle like a mutha#%$^&@.[/i]

The funniest quotes I ever hear usually come from baseball. Basketball is pobably second but they get a big bonus because Shaq does interviews all the time. Either way the funniest quote I ever heard was Tommy Lasorda "Mike Scoscia is so slow that if he raced his pregnant wife around the bases he would finish third."