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Three Cheers For Uncle Samurai

The date: June 15, 1752. The place: an alternate universe where the
Japanese colonized North America. As storm clouds gather over the city
of Fukudelphia, an inquisitive samurai runs outside with his sword to
test his theories about electricity. The results are shocking,
electrifying, and any other cornball pun you can think of. Commemorate
that ahistorical non-event with this delightfully whimsical,
whimsically delightful design. History! Science! Topknots!

This shirt was designed by: Jimmy009, a freelance illustrator working in the Seattle area. If 007 is a license to kill, 009 must be a license to rock you stupid with awesome shirt designs.

Wear this shirt to: confuse the other kids in history class.

Don’t wear this shirt to: 16th-century Japan. Samurai were not noted for their light-hearted, self-deprecating sense of humor.

This shirt tells the world: “Even our Founding Fathers could be TOTALLY EXXXTREME!”

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)

Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton

Manufactured In: Honduras

Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

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