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Look, my polo-playing friend, the Racers are coming! Let us welcome them to Argentina. Again. Um...

How did you all like my green shirt? Can't see my oobies in that one at. all.

Well, well, well...Romber's first again. I swear the prizes are random. We're not out to get Lynn and Alex or anything.

Patrick, good job comforting your Mom at the pitstop there. Also good job in the post-elimination interview. You're way more sympathetic when you explain how your Mom's optimistic outlook pisses you off. Good going.

Good-bye Phil! I really did enjoy your sears pose with the pointing finger and the "look there" look. It adds such suspense to the race!

My sweet little booboo got the blues. Don't understand why? When I was feeling a little blue in leg 1 when we were racing with Debbianca for first place, Patrick cheered me right up. Oh well, I'm an optimist, perhaps by being eliminated we are being saved from a horrible collision with Brian and Greg while driving in the dessert. Or perhaps, Romber has some strange disease that we will be spared by not seeing them anymore. Cheer up Patrick, maybe you'll finally get laid!

I don't get it though. How the hell did I get stuck back here with these useless bottom-feeders, a woman and her gay son, and a couple of geezers! It makes me feel so ashamed that I, a huge, hulk of a man, in great shape (I work out 100 hours a week you know - can't you tell? Just look at my huge chest and my huge arms. I'm the best speciman of man this show has ever seen!), is stuck at the bottom of the pack. I should be at the front with contestants like Rawb and the former POW - now that's worthy of me! Lynn and Alex should be with the bottom-feeders. The oldsters should not be allowed to be in this race! They should be in a nursing home where they belong! If they would have beat us, I would have just killed myself. And Meredith, what kind of a name is Meredith for a man? Maybe, I would have more respect for him if he bulked up - a lot. I could snap his twiggy body in half and I'll do it... I mean it. I'll take any opportunity to screw the oldsters over. Ha! They were dumb enough to follow us away from the clue. But understand this, I do NOT feel threatened by a couple of 70-year olds!

I don't mean to be so negative, because I am naturally such an optimist....but don't you think you should lay of the "I work out a 100 hours" stuff. I saw what Uchenna did to you in the paddling competition. Weak!

I'll see you at loser lodge next week. Don't forget to bring Wendy Whiner with you...I'll teach a little self-help class on 'Positive Outlook for Bottom Feeders'.

Hey. The only other team that's going to make it to loser lodge next week is the other bottom-feeder team - Team Geezer. I have a feeling that granny is going to fall down and hurt herself next week (heh heh heh). All bottom-feeders are GOING DOWN! After I get Team Geriatric out of the way, I'm gunning for the 2 gay guys.

Number two again? Never again! I refuse to be associated with... Ahem. Excuse me. I was channeling Ray.

But I learned something. Who needs a map? We just wandered around and found an island we weren't even looking for! That's our strategy from now on. We're going to go with our guts, and smoke out the... Sorry. Now I was channeling Lex.

Uchenna, honey, my eggs are in a tizzy after that horse-riding experience. Care to give the baby thing a try before that next leg?

Hun, you so kicked it on this race! And you looked so great on that horse! I can't wait until next week and the Coattails roadblock! I'll show everyone I can ride, too!

Oh and it was so awesome beating those other people who don't like us. I mean, jeez, they need to get a life....hating us and obsessing over us...I mean, how dare they...we'll show them...in fact we did and we will again next time, too, and the time after that...They should just run the race like we do, you know... minding our own business of undermining and playing with the other's psyches...see, we're not obsessed with the other players and how they feel about us.

We're in Buenos Aires, right? Oh well,doesn't matter. It was wonderful to see their faces when we came on the plane!

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