He was also the very first teacher seen on the show. He was in the Season 1 theme song. Combover[ edit ] Mr. Combover Steve Bannos is the choir and music appreciation teacher. He also runs the school plays. He's known for liking the arts and classical music artists like Mozart and Beethoven, as well as having unusual facial hair that runs round the side of his face.

He is also a High School music teacher in the mornings. Lowe[ edit ] Dr. Lowe Fred Stoller is a quirky character that does two jobs at Polk. He is seen as a study hall adviser and sometimes seen as the school's psychiatrist.

He also seems to be the school bus driver in the episode "The Late Bus". Kwest[ edit ] Mr.

Kwest Dave "Gruber" Allen runs the computer lab, though he knows nothing about computers. He also runs a fantasy war game club and drives the bus. His girlfriend apparently broke up with him in "The Bus. Her predictions always come true but not in the expected ways. She can at times be very obnoxious. In "Electives" she taught a cooking class.

The Weasel[ edit ] The Weasel — A weasel that runs around the school since the series began due to an untidy student's locker. Gordy wants to capture this weasel and has used numerous traps in the series and failed. In one episode, Gordy successfully captures the weasel, but after finding a robot that was heading straight towards it, Gordy shows remorse and releases the weasel and ends up being harmed by the robot.

In the series finale, it is shown that the weasel is actually a female when she has given birth of new weasel babies. In "Elections," the weasel was elected Class President. In the episode "Recycling," the weasel won the school's recycling contest after she stole the reusable materials collected by everyone else to use for a nest, including Ned's Guide.

The weasel and Gordy end up having a liking to each other at the end of the series. They always dress in yellow and black, and tend to quickly spell-out insults at people. Their only appearances were "Spelling Bees" and "Best Friends". They always seemed to have an aversion towards Cookie because he was also good at spelling. Later on in the series, they ask Cookie to be part of their group, but this was only so they could have their math grades changed.

Gross[ edit ] Mr. Gross Steve Bannos is a teacher with bad hygienic habits, which makes him smell bad. He was seen only two times in the first season. Mike Grudzielanek[ edit ] Mike Grudzielanek Joseph Ruzer is a student who is a jock and in the choir who is first seen in season 2. In "Upperclassmen" he and his friends except Jock Goldman beat up Ned throughout most of the episode for falsely spraying soda in their faces, taking away their pants and stepping on the wolf logo.

It is implied that he might play basketball and football, and he is best friends with Seth and Paul. It is also implied that he got left back a year because he is seen with Jock Goldman and when Ned, Moze and Cookie reach the eighth grade, he is still seen in middle school.

Doug Secksay[ edit ] Doug Secksay is a seemingly popular male student, who always goes surrounded by girls who like him. His face is unseen, since the girls cover him completely. When the girls abandon him for Cookie, he is only seen from the back. He seems to be of Latino origins. His last name is a pun on the word "sexy". He is commonly known as the "kid who takes pants. He created the popularity list for Polk in Season 3. He was part of an organization squad to help Ned get organized.

He taught him how to empty out clutter in his locker and use a calendar. He was in love with a new kid named Bernice, because she also had the same round glasses, enjoyed math and picking her nose, and talked to herself. His nickname is "The Worminator. He is shown to wear glasses, have a bad habit of biting his finger nails, and somewhat be a little geeky like Albert. She doesn't appear in Season 3 because she split up with Cookie and went to high school.

Cookie brought Lisa Zemo to a dance along with Vanessa. Lance Widget[ edit ] Lance Widget name pronounced as wid-jay is a heavyset nerdy bully who is also smarter than Ned, Cookie and Moze.

He tends to be very loud and overbearing, shouting at people, calling nearly everyone a "moron," and constantly reminding people that his last name is pronounced "wid-jay". He was part of the organization squad to help Ned in the episode "Getting Organized", with his organization specialty being school gear.

He also carries around a fanny pack everywhere. After they broke up again, he begins to like Moze in Season 2. In the episode, "Double-Dating," he asks Moze to a dance. To see if he truly likes her, Ned, Cookie and Gordy put Jock through a lie-detector test. Jock truthfully states he no longer has feelings for Amy Cassidy and likes Moze, prompting Moze to agree to go out with him. However, at the dance, Jock sees Ned accidentally kiss Moze he believed she was Suzie and leaves her so Ned and Moze can be together.

In the aforementioned lie-detector test, Jock also reluctantly admitted to Ned, Moze, Cookie and Gordy that he once got the runs after eating bad roast beef.

They are both extremely shy; they would never talk to anyone but each other, and were afraid to be apart. In the episode "'Shyness," Ned and Moze tried to help the twins overcome their shyness, though Tracy did so by copying another person almost exactly and putting "tr" before the vowel i. Psycho Jones[ edit ] Psycho Jones — A menacing student who looks like a psycho.

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He appeared in "Shyness" and "Nicknames. Nurse Hunsucker[ edit ] Nurse Hunsucker — The disgruntled school nurse who grudgingly helps the sick students. She often has a sour attitude. In "Sick Days," her suspicions of Cookie having the flu had her trying to hunt him down and send him home, to no avail; she also prevented Ned from meeting Mat Hoffman after mistaking him for having a high fever.

Polk middle school who is notorious for his dangerously powerful and frequent farts, preceded by him saying "Toot toot!

He also became angered and felt that Ned was trying to compete with him when Ned accidentally farted in class in the episode "Embarrassment. Dren[ edit ] Mr.

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At first, he is treated very poorly by the students, besides Moze, and decides with Moze's help to scare the other students into listening to him. His name is Nerd backwards. He is very good friends with Moze.

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He only appeared in "Nicknames". Cookie gave him the nickname "Quack". Later, Cookie gave him the nickname "Mr. He is usually seen in most of Ned's classes. His only spoken line in the series is an excited "Yeah! Adam[ edit ] Mr. Adam Adam Conway is a familiar face around the school.

He is a teacher who occurs frequently throughout the series. He frequently serves as a study hall teacher, although he appears as a substitute teacher on the episode "Substitute Teachers. He appears to be more laid back, if not the most laid back faculty member at Polk. He is usually always seen along with a big group of other faculty members. Ned had started cowering in preparation for his beating, with his fists up by his face.

People see Loomer on the ground and Ned's fists in the air and assume Ned beat him up again. Suzie is disappointed with him. Cookie sees the other guys literally throwing themselves at Lisa. Gordy wants Cookie to hack into the school system to help him download movies on the Internet and slack off more this year.

Cookie says no, as he's dealing with his feelings for Lisa, and Crubbs changed the passwords. Gordy makes him help anyway. Crubbs hears about Ned beating Loomer up and gives him a warning. Ned, in his frustration, accidentally beats a few more kids up. Moze is off to meet her new English teacher and is determined to like her. Her teacher is a woman on a computer screen who is broadcasting from her house. She assigns her class a 5-page essay on why they hate summer.

Moze raises her hand and tries to get her to start off a little lighter. Gordy stages a plan, where he'll wheel Cookie, in a garbage can, into Crubbs' office so Cookie can connect to Crubbs' laptop and get the new passwords. Then, Crubbs pops out of the garbage can, having overheard the plan, and decides to keep his laptop with him at all time. At lunch, Moze says she doesn't like iTeacher. Martin, Coconut Head, and Lisa are about to sit at their table, but they're also afraid of Ned and run off.

Moze tells Ned he needs to stop beating people up, and she has to survive "that freak" for a year. She asks to be rolled forward to get in Moze's face, but Moze unplugs the computer. Ned decides to stop being tough and be super nice. He tries just saying "hi" to people in the courtyard but swats at a bee and "beats up" a few more people. Suzie's now scared of him, and Crubbs hauls him to the school shrink.

Ned tries to convince Mr. Lowe that he's a nice person, but he doesn't believe him. Gordy tries to connect Cookie's laptop to Crubbs' by attaching the Ethernet cable to an arrow and shooting it into the port.

Cookie sees Lisa walking by and bumps into Gordy, causing him to shoot Crubbs in the butt. He and Cookie run for it. Moze talks with Mr. Wright in the office and says she doesn't like iTeacher. Wright reminds her she didn't like him at the beginning of last year, and bonding with teachers takes time.

He says iTeacher is probably nervous about the new year. Ned bumps into Loomer in the hallway. Loomer hates that he's now afraid of Ned and Ned hates that everyone's afraid of him.

The two of them plan to fix this. Moze is working in study hall when she's approached by iTeacher, who apologizes. She says she made a "new grade" resolution to not be scared of her students but wound up scaring them instead. She knew how tough Moze was and wasn't going to take it. Cookie finds iTeacher and looks for her Ethernet cable but doesn't find one. He asks how she can be online, and she says she has access through the school's wireless chat server.

Cookie gets an idea. Gordy makes a cardboard cutout of the superintendent and webchats with Crubbs to get the password through him directly. They successfully get the password from Crubbs: But Loomer bonks his head on the metal table and falls just as Moze walks by. Ned tells her he's sick of being tough, and pulls Loomer to his feet. He tells Loomer to beat him up right now before everyone gets out of class. Loomer is afraid to do it, so Moze punches Ned and arranges Loomer's face and hands to make it look like he did it.

Loomer is hauled to the school shrink by Crubbs. Ned gets his former reputation back and Suzie likes him again. Gordy downloads a few movies and Cookie and Lisa, and several other guys, watch with him in his closet. Moze shows iTeacher around the school to be nicer. Ned, Moze and Cookie aren't scared of the 8th grade anymore, at least until they learn the Mr. Sweeney is going to be their science teacher for the third year in a row.