There are two theories worth considered on an all-powerful deity above. One is that he allows idiocy and hypocrisy to thrive in the human population as a matter of live and let live Darwinism. The alternative, and far more depressing theory, is that God is watching The View and “go-girling” Joy Behar who he finds hilarious and insightful. If you happen to feel strongly it’s the latter, I wouldn’t blame you for jumping off this planet.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we discuss the possibility of starting our own sex cult because young actresses will fall for anything, delve into why Amy Schumer is the wrong kind of chubby for movies, explain why nobody in the media will cover the Hart lesbian mothers murder of their six adopted black children, expose the fact that the Time’s Up movement is largely a shallow Hollywood A-list actress clique, rip on Canada for being Canada, and so much more. Honestly, we talk for forever, or until they cut off our free drinks.