You’re thinking: Where the heck have you been, Voz? You said you’d post a doodle a day, but there were no doodles for the past two days. Two days! Not a doodle in sight! Do you know how we suffered? What gives lady? *

I’d like to tell you something really dramatic and interesting happened, like I was made queen of Massachusetts and was busy making decrees such as “White chocolate will now be known as White not-even-close-to-tasting-like-chocolate-so-let’s-not-lie-and-call-it chocolate.” or trying on tiaras. But, alas nothing that interesting was happening. I was just cleaning the studio.

I’m back on the monster-doodling bandwagon now.

*Actually I have no idea what you’re thinking.

Do you even think in full sentences? I know I don’t. I think in fragments and caveman grunts. Like: doodle, good. where pen? Although more often than not, I’m just thinking: coffeecoffeecoffeeteacoffeenap.