Tuesday, July 15, 2008

To Know Me Is To Love Me! I'll Pay You Anything!

Two new post today. I'm feeling generous and it's suck-ass Tuesday,too. So enjoy both - if you can.

Here are some rare and unknown facts about me that you might like to know. Or not! My friend, Chuck, sent this to me in an email and I am including him on my return email list because he keeps sending me shit like this and I never respond. So let his email file fill up for a change. If you choose to fill this out for yourself let me know so I can read your stuff, too. If you choose to me more serious, that is good, too. But why?

1. What is your occupation? I occupy my easy-chair2. What color are your socks right now? White – I’m Southern ya know3. Where's the question? I think just before the answer4. What was the last thing that you ate? Bacon, cheese burger and hash browns5. Can you drive a stick shift? No, but I can drive a manual transmission vehicle. We haven’t used sticks in years.6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Carl.7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Well, I wouldn’t sleep with him, but yeah, I do.8. How old are you today? Same age as I was yesterday and tomorrow - 639. What is your favorite sport to watch? NASCAR and Nude Mud Wrestling10. What is your favorite drink? Sweet Iced Tea11. Have you ever dyed your hair? No! Didn’t have too! It dyed itself from dark brown to gray.12. Last time you hugged your child? Don’t know. Couple of weeks, maybe13. Favorite food? Cheeseburgers14. Last movie you watched? North by Northwest on TV last night15. Favorite day of the year? Any that I can enjoy16 How do you vent anger? I scream and yell and stomp my feet. Then I look around to make sure no one saw me.17 Your favorite toy as a child? My guns and gun belts! I would modify the scabbards for fast draw so I could get the drop on Jessie James and Bill the Kid – desperados all. Oh, yea! A few Indians, too!18. What is your favorite season? They all have their good points.19. Ocean or pool? Air-condition den!20. Cherries or Blueberries? Plums21. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? If I had any I would like to hear from them.22. Who is the most likely to respond? To what?23. Who is least likely to respond? Those who don’t24. Living arrangements? It is agreed that I can go on living as long as I obey Sweet Tea.26. What is on the floor of your closet? Carpet27. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this? I don’t send shit like this to friends. So if you are reading this, sorry.28. What did you do last night? Slept29. Where would you most like to go? To the bathroom without a since of urgency30. What inspires you? Our men and women in uniform – and I don’t mean Sonics servers31. What are you most afraid of? Obama being elected32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?33. Favorite dog breed? Any that doesn’t bark, shit and piss in the floor and eats Democrats34. Favorite day of the week? Payday35. How many states have you lived in? Three: Confusion, Denial and Depression

I agree with the men and women in uniform. More people should take pride in them. I could start a whole rant here about how people treat our military, but I will go for now. Not stir the shit pot to hard on your blog.