Daily Dish: Madonna and Guy Divorce Settlement

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Friday Morning Update:

The hatchet clearly hasn’t been buried between Rosie O’Donnell and Barbara Walters … Wednesday O’Donnell made comments about the feigned camaraderie on The View, and today Babs took to the air to lash out at “some people who have done the show and then for years feel they have to dump on it.” Click here for Rosie’s Response.

Thursday’s Dish:

1. Guy doesn’t want the Material Girl’s money – he just wants to share custody of their children. Well. Ok then. We applaud. No snarky jokes here. But what’s even more amazing … Madonna’s preternaturally youthful face at a charity gala the other night. Is this possibly real? What is her secret? Is she a vampire? No, really … what’s the deal? (Daily Mail)

3. Not to be outdone by the bevy of hot celebrity moms, we hear Scarlett Johansson wants to be a hot MILF herself. Ok, she didn’t actually say that. Hollywood Rag did. But it’s kinda funny. (Hollywood Rag)

4. Speaking of MILFs … not only is Seal’s wife Heidi Klum incredibly gorgeous and prone to appearing in sexy undies and angel wings, she tucks sweet little love notes into his luggage when he goes on trips. Say it with us now: BARF. (PEOPLE)

5. In unbelievably shocking news … Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Benji Madden have BROKEN UP. I know … try to keep yourself composed. The lovebirds were together for ten whole months, so news of their split has just rocked the global community. Paris may be devastatedsad single, but she managed to perform her public duties and appear scantily clad at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel grand opening party in Florida on Friday. (Daily Mail)