8 Ways to Be Constantly Improving

I was scared. We got on the subway. I told the person videotaping it to forget it. No way!

“But,” I said, “Turn on the camera anyway”.

She did and I started doing the worst standup. And everyone hated me. Except a few. (“Is this the six-and-a-half train to Hogwarts?” and some little children laughed. Or when I tried to do pull-ups on the bar.)