Mel Gibson Slaps Ex With a Restraining Order

Mel Gibson has apparently filed a restraining order against Oksana Grigorieva, the Russian woman he dated for about five minutes yet somehow managed to knock up because rubbers make the baby Jesus cry. RadarOnline reports:

Grigorieva was served the documents at her home in Sherman Oaks around 5pm Wednesday, RadarOnline.com confirmed.
While the case is sealed — meaning the documents cannot be released to the public — RadarOnline.com has learned the complaint centers around three issues and Gibson’s access to daughter Lucia.
Gibson filed a temporary restraining order, a notice about a forthcoming court hearing and a notice of visitation rights and child custody.

Christ. How crazy could this woman be that the authorities actually feel a restraining order is need to protect Mel Fucking Gibson? The guy looks like he’s on the verge of starting a one-man Holocaust if you forget mayo on his sandwich.

JUDGE: Mr. Gibson, why do you feel this legal action is necessary?
MEL: She literally has knives for hand and shoots lasers out of her eyes.
JUDGE: Yeah, I dunno….