When did you ever watch a game you old queen, you're always glued to the Yahoo forums and posting shyte, even when you're supposed to be travelling all over the world - Captain Bullshyte strikes again!!!

"Sweet is a mate, has been for years, you'd know nothing about that because low-lifes like you have no mates."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Altree claims to have 'mates' indeed!

Yeah, online mates perhaps but no mates in reality, that's why the stupid old codger has been on all these Yahoo forums for the best part of a decade 24/7 spouting a load of cack from his backside for most of it!

"The sight of an old man frantically leaving his seat and nearly pushing a colleague over to get to the touchline to do a windmill impression - priceless for all other occasions"

Haha too right mate!

It's just a shame that all these Man U loving, Fergie idolising douchebags can't see the funny side of what everybody else plainly sees, that's because they're all too busy trying to get their tongue inbetween the dithering old guy's buttocks!