Person #1: Then she pulled out her tiggle bitties
Person #2: On the first date? Nice!
*epic five*
Person #1: I sucked on 'em for at least.... 17 minutes. Yeah, like 17, maybe 16. I don't know for sure though because my phone had died, and I lost my watch like... last weekend. But it felt like 16-17 minutes. 20 minutes tops. But either way, I'm talking some SERIOUS TLA!!!