Thinking what no one is thinking under the assumption that they’re thinking what you’re thinking when in reality, they’re not thinking about what you’re thinking, they’re thinking about something else. It’s definitely a “TFM”

This is NF. Yelling racial slurs to the help at my parents country club while I slowly get wasted on my daddy’s country club account to the point where people think I have Tourette’s Syndrome, but I really don’t. TFTC

Commenting on this post from my $50,000 dollar phone while I’m getting my fratrocket sucked by 2 dimes in my Tuesday car the Lambo in nothing but a Bowtie and a visor (I didn’t talk to my dad bc that cheapskate got me the 2011 model instead of the 2012, cheap fucker) and being too rich to care about people calling me a troll all at the same time. TFTC. Fuck the haterz

Y’all think your hot shit until you come to my frat castle and try me and my boys. We’re so rich we can get the US army to try your ass or my friends and I can only bench over 350 lbs so I dare any of you to call me a troll to my face you NF pussy GDIs. If you keep talking shit, I’m gonna have to work my rich daddy Bowtie frat technique on your slam pieces and moms. Fuck you if you don’t like me