Hi, everyone, this is Doug, with this month's traffic report. Once a
month, during the first part of the month, I send the report to
the entire HUMOR list. Welcome to the month of
April, 2003.

Effective with the February 2002 Traffic Report, I am stopping the
Contributor's SpotLight. With only about 20 people contributing, I
have run out of Contributors willing to be featured in the SpotLight.
It is not worth keeping it for just new Contributors.

Since I was late last month, I'm going to be early this
month.

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year. Those of you at college might want to consider
sending
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Wrong number can prove costly.
ABILENE -- When two prostitutes attempted to return a call to a potential
customer,they got a wrong number that landed them in jail. Taylor County
deputies said the women mistakenly paged a narcotics agent last Wednesday
afternoon. "They were one digit off, and they got the policeman instead
of the john that they were looking to make some money from," sheriff's Sgt. Earl
Donnell told the Abilene Reporter-News.
When the agent, who didn't recognize the number on his pager, returned the
call he quickly realized the woman on the phone wanted to talk a little
"dirty business." He said she told him that he and a friend could have two
sexual acts performed for the bargain price of $40 apiece "The sky's the
limit is what they told me," the agent said. "It went a little further, and
I told her I'd call her back." The agent set up taping equipment. Then,
after picking up the women at a motel agents revealed their identity and
arrested them. Said Donnell, "Just the look on their faces was a sight to
behold when they realized they had paged a police officer."
Source: Houston Chronicle
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Doug Harter, Traffic Reporter and Archiver
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