JOEY RAPES LITTLE CHILDREN IN HIS SPARE TIME HE CLAIMS TO DO IT EVERYDAY Edit

People claim that Joey isn't a kid-banger, but they're lying. I was a victim of Joey's sexual lust, and it was very real. If you see him on the streets and his gelatinous, enormous body approaches you, run. This is not fictional, it's true as hell! He threatened me with a rancid, stinky bottle of Kardashian Poop "Nutella", saying that he'd slather some of it on my footlong before slurping it (footlong and all) down his pus-filled, land-whale throat! The thiccer the kids the better. Hide your butts before he attacks you with his sweet succulent gyro. This isnt a joke, no one is safe! Save yourselves before you get a succulant gyro in your b ut t.

People are saying this, "Joey I want your sweet succulent gyro with extra muchacho sauce in my mouth right now OWOWOWO" Do NOT SAY THAT. He WILL show up in your room at 3:00 am and rape you as he did to all those poor little children. THIS IS A WARNING PLEASE LISTEN! YOU DONT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU. Edit

This is a picture of what Joey may have worn during his attacks along with his weapon. Edit