"What I do know is that there's actually a glimmer of something that could have been developed into something else that could have been made interesting in the hands of someone who actually had the faintest idea of how to write a plot."

The following is an example of what kind of wicked genius was at work here - a night-time scene, where a man runs off with a suitcase into a forest, followed by a scene shot in broad daylight, in some kind of desert, with the man still running... Must've been in great shape, that guy! (c: