And in more news from the Alternate Universe, the FleetCenter will be re-named the Derek Jeter Center on Tuesday.
Big Apple attorney Kerry Conrad shelled out $2,325 on eBay for the one-day naming rights to sock it to his Sox-lovin' buds in Boston. But the crew on Causeway Street think they may have to invoke their right to refuse the name.
``I told him that in this town, that name may not be as bad as A-Rod, but it's still considered obscene,'' said arena spokesguy Jim Delaney. ``But he told me, `It's not like I picked the Aaron Boone Center or the Bucky Dent Center.' ''
Ooooh, whatta shiv in the back!

There's more, but I am not going to post all of it...just the gist of it.