Gov. Rauner gets even one of his "turnaround agenda" bills passed: 2%. Even his own party will abandon him at some point.

Michael Madigan is the worse for wear: 1%. Nobody likes him, but now everybody needs him.

Rauner induces a strike by government workers: 50 percent. If not, won't be for lack of trying.

Kwame Raoul is asked to re-seat his pension committee: 50 percent. Back to the drawing board, though Rauner likely to form his own committee - and give them a week to come up with a plan.

Rod Blagojevich has his sentence reduced: 1%. And that would be a gift.

The CTU will strike: 50 percent. Rahm will push them into it - again - if it suits his political needs. Rauner will look on in envy.

Rahm will raise property taxes: 100%. How many resorts are left until we get to the last one? Just get on with it.

Rahm will cast raising property taxes as a "tough choice:" 100%. He's tough when he doesn't raise 'em, tough when he does. Everything he does is tough. Even his love is tough. He's that selfless. But the choice is easy.

Rahm pursues his proposed broadening of the sales tax: 0%. He proposed it four years ago too. And he will four years from now.

Rahm reneges on his "plan" to dedicate all casino revenues to pensions: 100%. It'll be a "tough choice."