Monthly Archives: March 2008

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Jessica Alba took a young girl with a life-threatening illness on a 90-minute shopping spree in Beverly Hills.

The ‘Fantastic Four’ actress – who is expecting her first child with fiancé Cash Warren – took her young fan on the trip and helped her pick out a pink Juicy Couture tracksuit as part of the Kids Wish Network charity.
A shop insider said: “Jessica got a chance to practise her parenting skills, and the young girl looked as though she was having a brilliant time. After Jessica helped her choose a tracksuit and raincoat, they went to our VIP room for a private chat.

“On the way out, the little girl gave both Jessica and one of our store managers a little coin that said, ‘You’re an official guardian angel.’ “

Audrina Patridge Playboy Photos Possible: Now Mag Wants to Talk to Her

Despite it all, Audrina is still saying she is concerned about the picture’s impact. “I don’t want my young fans to think they have to do what I did,” she said on her blog. “It’s been almost five years since I posed for that shoot, and during that time, I have learned many lessons about the business.” Source

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?Zascha Moktan, shes perfect, and HOT.

Do you like your boobs?Sometimes… I wish they were a lil bigger, like a C.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?For $3,000,000? Bring them on!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?Once, some guy said that I looked like Lindsay Lohan but that one didn’t work.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?Shanon from like 3/21/08 was weird. But Kimia was hot!

What makes you Bastardly?Well because technically I am a Bastard.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Mariah Carey is on track to collect her 18th No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart next week.

“Touch My Body,” the first single from her upcoming album, dipped one place to No. 15 on the latest survey, issued Thursday. But the fresh availability of a digital download should send the song hurtling to the top next week.

That will push Carey to second place among artists with the most No. 1s in the rock era. The record is held by the Beatles with 20. She is currently tied with Elvis Presley.

Carey’s album, “E=MC2,” the follow-up to her 2005 Grammy-winning smash “The Emancipation of Mimi,” is due in U.S. [Reuters]

It seems that almost every week there’s a new celebrity, another story of substance abuse, or one more humiliating mug shot pulling back the curtain on a member of America’s royalty. Substance abuse itself knows no borders of wealth or fame. From Camden, N.J., to Beverly Hills, Calif.; it reaches all races and classes. Yet the hot pops of the paparazzi cameras leave no celebrity embarrassment uncovered. Flipping through the tabloids, Hollywood looks like a town that revolves around clubbing, drinking and, when the celebrities are caught, drugs. [ABC News]

The couple have allegedly been making “sexy noises” as they frolic in the outdoor swimming pool of their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion in Los Angeles.

One neighbour fumed to a magazine, “They don’t just splash around – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”

However, the neighbour added that Aguilera and Bratman are an improvement on the mansion’s previous owners – Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his family – who would blast “horrific, ear-splitting rock music” out of their house at all times of the day and night. [Times of India]

– Kim Kardashian has dated just as many white dudes as black dudes. Big news for white dudes trying to get into her oversized panties
– Khloe Kardashian is the family slut @ the moment, so if you’re into big girls and want to sleep with a Kardashian sister, Khloe’s the one.
– And of course, tons & tons of babbling!!
– Kim Kardashian won’t live with another dude unless she’s married or engaged. Aaaaw, how cute!