Cuddle Cats

Bink: Or use reverse psychology on us when we curtain chomp.
Lisa approaches Mike, who is sitting on the couch with an Xbox controller and Chloe and Bink on his lap. There is a picture of a cupcake on the wall behind them.
Lisa (happily): Couch cuddle time!
Lisa sits on couch and looks expectantly at Chloe and Bink, who are being lovingly petted by Mike. He has put down his Xbox controller.
Lisa (hurt): How come you guys always cuddle on Mike's lap, but not mine?
Chloe: Mike doesn't make us level his alts.

Discussion (15) ¬

Aww, poor Lisa, getting no kitty cuddles. 🙁 My husband and I each have one cat who has attached themselves to us – Dragonheart is constantly sitting on my lap, and Merlin (when not getting in trouble or causing destruction) is curled up with my husband.

Also can you really blame Lisa for using all her resources, I mean come on! She’s just trying to be efficient with her characters! As well as trying to salvage the curtains! *sniffle sniffle* poor curtains…

Also (again), Lisa hasn’t MADE the cats do ANYTHING! She offers a labor and rewards system! The cats don’t have to work, but they do! So really, the cats don’t want to cuddle Lisa because she’s their employer! Jerk cats…
(Please note that I am an avid cat enthusiast just trying to see both sides of the argument, no cats were harmed in the making of this post, however a Perky Pug was murdered in a lava swimming spree inside Blackrock Mountain, but that was an accident…probably….)

Panel one is dead on with them only having one eye open when she comes into the room, my cats do the same, but I notice it with my girl cat the most. My boy cat is more inclined to move his whole head and use both eyes.
Girl cat is Neko-chan
Boy cat is Mayonaka

Chloe and Bink must be small cats — both of them in the same lap?? Just one of our cats will overflow the laps of skinny guys like me and Mike. (Our cats range from 10 to 13 pounds currently, although we used to have one who weighed 19 pounds.)