WISE COUNTY, Texas - Deputies in Wise County finally have an unusual suspect in custody - a primate who startled homeowners,Oh who the fark ca-bit a deputylol, too bad they got the little gu-and terrorized kittens.WE DEMAND JUSTICE

A kinkajou? Vicious? Really?The previous owner must have been kind of a jerk to the poor critter, kinks are generally very amiable and snuggly. Just keep them away from your ears, because those four-inch tongues can really leave a slobber trail when the lil' dickens decides your ear remarkably resembles a spot where a tasty treat might be hiding.