We took down the Christmas tree yesterday. I had to lop off a bunch of dead branches...by the time I was done it looked like a Festivus pole.
Second point of note: the Who's Eminence Front is stuck in my head, but the only part of the song I know is them going "It's an Eminence Front...it's an Emince Front, it's a put on!" over and over. Great. Oh yeah, after looking up the lyrics I just remembered that it takes them three minutes to sing "come and join the party, dress to kill"