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Friday, August 28, 2009

WARNING: only guys should read following or Ladies with good sense of humor can read ahead...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.- David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.- Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.- Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"- Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.- Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'- Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'- Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'- James Holt McGavra

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the NationalLibrary last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?"Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total isRs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges onyour housing loan, Sir.."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw somecash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on therecords,you' ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. Howlong is it gonna take anyway?"Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you canalways come and collect it on your Nano Car..."

Customer: " What!"Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nanocar,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107. ."

Customer: " ????"Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3free bottles of cola as advertised?"Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're alsodiabetic.... ...