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Delaware County is a middle class county situated next to Philadelphia County. It is home to a generally Irish Roman Catholics, whose economic and educational status gradually declines as a person moves from North to South in the county. In the Radnor and Ardmore sections of "Delco" the incomes, educational levels are high. But if one moves south, he encounters a decline in civilized behavior. Central locations like Drexel Hill and Havertown are home to many professionals, and Philadelphia businessmen. However, districts closer to Baltimore Pike and Route 476 have become well known for their high levels of trailer trash hookers, wiggers, degenerates, and uneducated white people (e.g. Ridley, Interboro, Aldan, and Eddystone)And while Delaware County is dominantly Caucasian, the state of mind is often considered "decidedly hood rat". To complicate matters, the absolute most southern point in Delaware County is Chester, a community composed of African Americans. This portion of the county, compromised of citizens of a different skin color, has never set well with the toothless inbreeds of Eddystone and Briar Cliff, who are abundantly racist, uneducated, tattooed, and addicted to marijuana and other illegal substances, and wear Timberland Boots (purchased at 69th Street Terminal), Beater (purchased at TJ Maxx in Springfield, Kohls on Baltimore Pike, Modells Baltimore Pike, or any local Ross Dress for Less TM), and a pair of excessively long and baggy shorts of the Jordan Brand

"Yo homie, lets go ride majestically into Springfield with the rest of our gangster friends from Briar Cliff and show all those pussies how hood rat south Delaware County is."

Duke is a private college located in Durham, NC.The school is prominent in the areas of medicine, and finance, with a respected liberal arts program.Most students at the school hail from well to do families in southern Virginia, Long Island, North Jersey, and the suburbs of Washington DC (VA and MD).Duke is also well known for enrolling a large amount of international students with exotic last names. In particular India and China have become a minor league for future Duke students, as Paragashian or Xiang Huang are the most prevalent last names on campus. The most common first names for males on campus are Skyler, Schmidt, Lance, Bruer, and Graham. Most Caucasian students on campus are descendants of the Hohenzollern and Habsburg monarchs of Germany. Few Catholics are welcome at Duke, but Jews of great wealth are generally encouraged. Graduating students historically have great success finding jobs, with Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan hiring 65% of all undergrads. Dukes location in Durham has never worked well. Since Durham is dominantly black, the wealthy Duke undergraduates often amuse themselves by demeaning the "inferior negroes." The best known example of a Duke student is Andrew Guliani, son of "911 hero/douchebag" Rudy Guliani. Andrew is well known for his expulsion from the men's golf team for: "a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer."

"Holy shit look at Lance and Bruer wrestle in their boxers on the ground with Schmidty! When these guys are drunk off Samuel Adams Winter Ale, they can make dorm parties at Duke University so much fun.