The Classics

In order to properly appreciate modern works, you need to have a solid basis in the classics. After all, can you truly appreciate Strange Brew if you haven't read Hamlet? Can you enjoy the Garfield: the Movie if you haven't read Garfield the comic strip? (Trick question; no one appreciates Garfield: the Movie. No one at all)

So then, to properly educate you budding flowchart creators and you tenacious followers of diagram pathways, here is a classic flowchart. It asks, and answers, one of mankind's enduring questions:

This, of course, is the work of Drew, creator of the web comic Toothpaste for Dinner. If you feel the overwhelming urge to wear this simple-yet-intensely-true message on your chest, there is a t-shirt for that.