Looking for Lurrrrrrrrrv in all the wrong places! He probably joined a fight club and is not allowed to talk about it or is caring for 100 orphaned cats (which explains the scratches). A shift? I am too skilled behind a register, a customer once called me "Rain Man" because I could calculate final cost plus tax before scanning.

Wade: Penelope......i can fly! 'flies around for a few minutes, he is then assaulted by an army of ornery Elderly Cyborg Viking Pigeons, will Wade Win? will the Pigeon armada succeed? will Wade Go Super Saiyan? You will learn.......right now, in order no, no, and no. It's a sissy fight and both sides proceed to shame themselves, the plot then proceeds as usual.'