Here are 6 PROVEN techniques provided by the creative experts in TESCO’s famously imaginative ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT to help you put more innovation, creativity and inventiveness into your daily accounting:

1) Let your imagination run riot – when it comes to facts and figures

2) Think outside the box – especially the one marked earnings!

3) Be inventive – when asked to explain your accounts

4) Try seeing things from another perspective – preferably a made up one

Looks like you have a career change ahead Tom: sorting Tescos out!
Trouble is with Tescos: They thought that nothing short of “kryptonite” would effect them & they carried on regardless:
Whilst people voted with their feet to cheaper stores.
The most galling thing they did was the abuse of the jobless on workfare. Little did they realise the jobless that they abused on workfare had to shop & so did their families & they went elsewhere in protest, that & the fact Lidl & Aldi are a lot cheaper. (I boycotted Poundland because my daughter was forced to work for them).
Channel 4 news called them one of Capitalism’s greatest sucess stories: Someone needs to tell the former & latter that Neoliberalism doesn’t work & unless Tesco’s do a massive u-turn they are going to become another “has been” just like Woolworth’s et al.