Tao of Theo

Kim and I were walking in a farmer’s field in Biggin Hill today, and as usual were talking about Theo, and his view of the world. This soon evolved into a possible set of rules and thinking that resonates with the ginger dog we know and love. Kim thought this may be best described as “The Tao of Theo” (better said with an Irish accent).

“From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog“. ~Mabel Louise Robinson

Rule 1# If Theo can sniff it, Theo will wee on it.

Rule 2# Theo goes in front.

Rule 3# If it runs, it’s worth chasing.

Rule 4# Even if you put cheese around a worming tablet, it’s still a worming tablet.