MAN OH MAN!!!

DUDES I just got my brand new Sennheiser HD-280 headphones in the mail and OH MY GOSH they're so nice! I'm listening to True Stories by Talking Heads and everything is so crisp and crystal-clear and rockin' and close and loud and super-insulated so everything else is drowned out! As I said to Ron's Away Message:

"Some dipshit could be jackhammering right outside my building or having sex in my bed or yelling in the bathroom or slaying pigs in my lap and I wouldn't hear them!!!"

I went on to talk about how Sennheiser should print that as a quote on every box of headphones they sell, or at least put it on their website in the "praise" section, or something!