LBJ’s security checks bathrooms before ‘King’s’ arrival

Before he makes any public outing, be assured that LeBron James feels safe that his security detail has scoped out any potential problems that could arise.

Carson Thompson, founder of Protection 4 the Stars, handles James’ security among his other accounts. Thompson told Newsweek about the extraordinary lengths his company will take to protect its clients.

For example, every bathroom is checked out before James makes any kind of appearance.

“Simple things,” Thompson told Newsweek. “If LeBron [James] wants to go to a restaurant, I find out where the bathroom is ahead of time. I also locate how many exits there are in case we get bombarded.”

The reason for checking bathrooms is obvious, Thompson said.

“Some bathrooms have nooks and crannies. We make sure it doesn’t have any cupboards where a body can hide. You don’t know how crazy people are. You have to go inside their crazy minds.”

Maybe being rich and famous isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be, is it?

Tim Griffin

One Response

I for one get tired of how “miserable” Lechoke makes his life out to be. OK so he gets racist tweets, I have actually had racist yell at me to “go back to Mexico” (even though my family has been in Texas for generations). Now it’s security checks in bathrooms, OH F’N WELL. I mean the guy is making millions upon millions for playing a child’s game and he wants us to feel bad for him because life isn’t a bed of roses?! I mean c’mon! Regular people have to deal with bosses that they don’t like or don’t like them, how they are going to make ends meet, providing for their children, etc. all the while going to jobs that make this world spin.

So excuse me if I couldn’t care less that his majesty can’t take a dump without worrying if someone is going to hound him for an autograph or if he is so hurt over some racist jackass making dumb remarks on a stupid social network. I would love to have personal security that scanned every place I went to for jerks but in the real world, where people have real problems, that just isn’t realistic.