10 REASONS TO HATE THE STUPOR BOWL

About the only thing more crass than pre-Christmas hype is pre-Super Bowl Mania. To prolong the idiotic and tiresome drama, the National Football League maintains a two-week lag between its semi-final games and the Super Bowl Championship game.

Make it stop already!

THE PSEUDO PATRIOTISM

Before the Super Bowl actually begins, viewers must sit through not only the National Anthem, but also “America the Beautiful”, usually sung by some no-talent, America-hating degenerate. That America the Ugly has deviated so far from the vision of its founders that it is now unrecognizable, is lost upon the brain dead masses who get all choked up over the empty rituals.

Right: Ugly American self worship: a flags as big as the football field itself!

THE MINDLESS MILITARISM

As helicopter gunships, bombers, proxy armies and Predator Drones murder children in faraway lands, idiot America is dazzled by pre-game fighter jet flyovers and marching Marines. No one even questions how such a vulgar display of miltary power fits in with a football game.

“USA! USA! USA!”……Proud of yourselves? Damn morons.

THE PSYCHOTIC NARCISSISM OF THE PLAYERS

In the old days, a player would score a touchdown and then hand the ball to the referee. An exuberant one might “spike” the ball or high-five a fellow player and that was the end of it. Today however, the self-aggrandizing clowns of the NFL feel the need to strut and dance before the game even starts, and again after every minor play. They save their most “creative” antics for the Super Bowl. It is annoying as it is childish.