·Esquire contributer Tom Junod and Vanity Fair scribe Michael Wolff read from their National Magazine Award-winning piece tonight at Half King, though we'd be damned if we actually knew what the name of said piece was.· David Byrne, Frank Gehry, and Richard Meier, among others, analyze the design of actual Floridian voting booths from the 2000 election. Must have been a pretty difficult task. Their findings are on display at Parsons.· Del Tha Funkee Homosapien and fellow Cali rapper Aceyalone take their blunted ramblings to BB King tonight, much to the enjoyment of the white collegiate set.