The Shortlist for Nov. 11

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian came out to the Chelsea Hotel this week in support of an event promoting Scott Disick's new "male performance enhancement drug," Amidren: High-T. Despite the sexy-sounding description, the pill is actually made to combat andropause, a menopause-like problem experienced by aging men. Signs of andropause apparently include dressing like James Spader's character in any John Hughes movie, calling your baby mama "fat" and having your name be regularly Googled alongside the "d" word when Internet users are not, in fact, researching your connection to Summer's Eve's products. (People)