Thirsty? Just Type.

Innovative Morskoiboy invented a typewriter-style bartending machine that mixes drinks via keystrokes. Every word typed creates a different cocktail. Just take this in for a minute and ruminate on the possible implications of installing these in the workplace. Perhaps employees would be more inclined to work late hours? I’ve heard of drinking in someone’s every word, but this takes the idea to a new level. All joking aside, I do see an invention like this doing well in a bar setting, giving patrons the chance to whip up their own drinks for a price per keystroke. Cheers to cocktail innovation, kids. [techtags:COCKTAIL TYPEWRITER, DRINK TYPEWRITER, COCKTAIL INVENTION]