Trick-or-treating and dressing up used to make Halloween one of the best Holidays. You finally got to stay up late, dress like anything in the entire world, and go on a sugar-fueled rampage. It was heaven. But now I’m lucky to get candy that I didn’t pay for myself and schoolwork is usually the spookiest part of my night. I imagine it’s similar for most of you. It’s just as majestic when you get to the age and height where adults only give you candy because they’re afraid your hormones will act up and cause you to mug them. The solution is to find your own way to have fun.

One of those ways is to create your own “otakuween” and indulge in horror anime. It’s the perfect way to cap off the creepiest night of the year without leaving your house or even spending money (oh you dirty pirate, you). If you plan on such festivities then let me help you. Whether you’re throwing a horror marathon party or just huddling under the blankets by yourself, I’ve got the 5 most blood-chilling, spine-tingling, scream-inducing shows to make you look twice before settling into bed. I claim no responsibility for any emotional scarring experienced while watching these. Only those who can stomach true horror should proceed…

The name that strikes fear into the hearts of all! Like a good vampire movie or zombie movie, everyone loves to be scared by a moeblob movie. They are lesser known monsters, but have proven to be fearsome in their ability to single-handedly kill the anime industry. The few survivors of contact with moeblobs note that they are potentially the most powerful force on Earth. Moe is harder than diamonds. Moe is infinite. Moe is all of us. Looking into the void that is K-ON! will cause the void to stare back at you. The more you watch, the more you see how K-ON! secretly controls all of anime from the past, present, and future. K-ON!’s extensive reach is so distressing that you will look under your bed every night to see if a chipmunk-cheeked girl is staring back at your with sparkling eyes. You will keep all the lights on out of fear a black-haired girl with appear out the shadows and call you “senpai” while looking flustered. But no matter what they do…they will find you. And they will have their way with you until you are never the same. You know one is lurking near, knife glistening in hand, when you hear these menacing words: moe moe kyun.

Now even a child could see the true horror of Inferno Cop. An infant, even! Yes, you should show Inferno Cop to infants and tell me exactly what happens. If they cry, then I was right. If not, then their soul has been forever stolen and replaced with a doppelganger baby and they will only love you half as much as the original. I am sorry.

Back to Inferno Cop, it is obviously super scary because the main character is a skeleton. Say no more, am I right? Okay, now it’s going to get even scarier…his head is on fire. I hope you haven’t wet your pants yet. Inferno Cop manages to scare even those with nerves of steel with its hyperrealistic animation. The quality of the monsters is so stunning that just looking at them makes you feel disgusted. The rotting flesh of the zombies is particularly gruesome, in a way no other zombie flick (even live action) has managed to accomplish. You can almost smell the decay. Inferno Cop goes to hell and back, and you’ll be dragged in too when you watch it. Remember..I WARNED YOU THERE WAS A SCARY SKELETON.

Need examples? Senran Kagura, Samurai Girls, and Queen’s Blade come to mind. Looking at MetaFap will give you an idea of what I’m talking about. It’s amazing how widely spread this genre of horror it is. Everyone loves a classic “possessed boobs” horror flick! The nostalgia factor puts this fan favourite at number 3 on the list. It’s one of the oldest genres in the book but it always gives me goosebumps.

A classic “possessed boobs” movie or anime consists of a girl getting possessed by weaker level ghosts or spirits. Unable to take over the entire body, they reside in the boobs instead. Note that usually one ghost inhabits each boob (let’s be serious, there’s plenty of room for rent, so why not?). This causes all kinds of scary things to happen to the host. Much like poltergeists moving around furniture, these ghosts cause mischief by moving things around. Without even the slightest provocation, boobs will move all by themselves. The case of haunted boobs is terrifying and often is so serious that it isn’t even solved by the end of the series. As such, the female is subjected to her breasts trying to break free from her chest, moving in all different directions, vibrating at the speed of light and moving in all kinds of disturbing ways. Sometimes they even try to kill the male lead by suffocating him in a gruesome, murder scene. Much like watching that kid twist his neck around in the Exorcist, watching these disembodied boobs is just too much for most viewers. Beware of oppai, my friends. Squeeze them, and some may squeeze back.

AUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!! Ahh….ahh…sorry readers, I simply could not contain myself. This movie is so frightening that it brings back traumatic memories that even my meds won’t suppress at this point. It pains me to write about it, but I feel I must for the greater good. I must warn you all that no matter what – do not watch this movie! Not even with the lights on! Hayao Miyazaki is like satan himself, creating the most hellish stories of despair, death, and torment.

In this movie, a ferocious grey monster haunts a family moving into a haunted house. He sends smaller minions to scout around the house, constantly tormenting them. Eventually, he lures them into the forest where he snatches them up in a hidden passage that only he can open. Once trapped, he opens his endless maw and in it you will see your greatest fear. He then devours both sisters and rides back to hell on a bus with millions of legs that cause death to whatever they touch.

To be honest, I’m a little fuzzy about the latter details of the plot, but I’m COMPLETELY CERTAIN that is what probably maybe happened. Please heed my warnings and never watch this movie!

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Now, I know none of you expected those choices. I can guarantee these aren’t on any horror list anywhere else. I guarantee it! So even if you don’t like horror anime, at least you have learned to find the Halloween spirit in just about anything now. Have a Happy Halloween, folks, and try not to get too many cavities.

I knew something wasn’t right about moeblobs. Just couldn’t put my finger on it!! Now I’m chilled to the bone. I still have a chance at sanity against Ecchi/Hentai. I’ve already steeled myself against such profound horrors.

UAU that was great! Cool you realy should write a comedy book because your humor is awesome!!!! About the ecchi stuf a i AWAYS KNEW those evil jumping squezing boobs could only be work of the devil, oh my god the horror!

Now really keep those kind of stuff up cause i ashure you that everyone loves it, however you forgot one of the most threatning, scary, spoky stuff On the anime industry BISHIE SPARKLES LOL

Yay, Halloween! Best Holiday of the year <3 Even though I never went trick or treating, because we actually don't celebrate Halloween. BUT In the last few years, crazy people like me decided that an opportunity like this shouldn't be wasted, so a few places actually celebrate it now. YAY~ <3 And every year it gets bigger and bigger *happy,teary eyes*

Great idea, OC 😀 Just… amazing 😀 Especially about K-ON. It actually freaked me out a little. ME
I really wanted to watch a couple of my favorite horror movies, or even re-watch Corpse Party on Halloween night but at the end of the day I was too lazy and tired to do it TT^TT

At least that’s nice. Though here, we don’t do trick or treating stuff. Several clubs make big parties for Halloween, and that’s how we celebrate it here. With candy that we bought for ourselves, loud music and alcohol 😀

No, I don’t think I’m tough enough for that 😀 You should definitely watch corpse party. It’s definitely not the best horror I’ve seen, not even close. But it’s so violent! The nice thing about it was that you don’t know if someone will live or die. I enjoyed it a lot. And lastly – it may be even more violent than Higurashi. Srsly o-o