Ripping the piss since 1888

I gained carnal knowledge of a woman – whose marital status had been annulled by due process of law – in New York City
I had to extricate myself from a form of physical confrontation
The female concerned then proceeded to bedeck me with perennial flowering blooms from the Rosacea family
She evacuated my nasal passages and then she induced in me a state of utter incredulity by virtue of her sexual dexterity..

Chorus

It’s the honky etc…

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The Whitechapel Whelk

We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief