Ron Burgundy Comes Clean On His Dodge Durango Ads

TranscriptCONAN: I HAVE TO ASK YOU, YOU HAVE DONE
A LOT OF ADS FOR DODGE DURANGO.
SINCE YOU HAVE DONE THEM SALES
ARE UP 69%.
RON: PRETTY AMAZING.
WHAT IS SO AMAZING IS THAT IT IS
A TERRIBLE CAR.
[APPLAUSE]
CONAN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
RON: THEY GAVE ME ONE FOR FREE AND
I DROVE IT FOUR FEET AND IT
CRACKED IN HALF.
HORRIBLE CRAFTSMANSHIP.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
THEY ARE GREAT CARS.
CONAN: YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: DO YOU REALIZE PEOPLE
BOUGHT THESE CARS BECAUSE OF
YOU.
RON: YES, WELL I GOT PAID.
I WAS NOT IN THERE TINKERING
AROUND WITH THE LUGNUTS.