On the news earlier, coastguards were called out at 1am after a drunken swimmer got into difficulties at exactly the same spot that the other two went missing from. Just what is the matter with these people? Is it a Jesus complex? They think they can walk on water or what? Doesn’t the fact two people lost their lives from the same spot just days ago mean anything? I honestly despair at the stupidity of the human race, and the fact others risk their lives rescuing them. They should be charged the full cost of the mission, when it’s a case like this, rather than pure accident. Maybe a bill for a couple thousand pounds might get through to these retards.
…and breathe.