For an experienced shooter like BO, there is no doubt in my mind that he could squeeze in both a golf game and a skeeter shoot at the same time. If you still don’t believe me, here’s an un-retouched photo as evidence:

Fore! Score! I started a war!

And if you still need evidence that gay guys can shoot straight, here’s an archival photo of JFK at Camp David with world famous gay writers Gore Vidal (dark glasses) and Tennessee Williams:

Here they are shooting skeet:

I rest my case.

I close today’s episode of The Skeet Shooter with an homage to Mason Williams most famous poem, Them Moose Goosers: (with apologies to real skeet shooters)

Hope everyone enjoys today’s exciting (butt violent) Super Bowl. Here’s a little known factoid for halftime bets: Did you know that more NFL Super Bowl players have been killed by shots to the head than by headshots? Or is that the other way around?