- Gil could could use a new argument that was not generated by the Dogdenator 3000 - Corny could write a blog post that didn't link back to one of his other blogs - Denyse could write something that didn't cause English teachers everywhere to start calling suicide hotlines - Davetard could sell his houseboat and travel to Tibet to seek personal enlightenment - KF could admit, in a post of less than 500 words, that "quasi-latching" and "implicit latching" are just bullshit concepts that he made up to avoid admitting defeat - StephenB could apologize--and actually mean it - Dr. Dr. D could be invited on a reality TV show to get a wardrobe makeover - All of us could vow to never make socks at UD again because, really, getting your laughs from watching a bunch of moderately crazy strangers act like idiots is kind of immature