Do you honestly and
fervently believe that one day the trumpets
will sound and you will rise into Heaven to
meet Christ and bask forever in Paradise?

Then give me all your money. Really. You won't
need it. Besides, who knows? Your Christian
charity may even make me see the error of my
evil, atheistic ways (hint-hint) as I join
you on your Path to Glory.

Think about it. We could even be
on the same Heavenly softball club
or visit the same Heavenly titty bars together,
quaffing Heavenly ale and stuffing our face
with shrimp at the Heavenly all-you-can-eat
buffet. We could work on our Heavenly SUV's
in the shade of smoke from Heavenly oil refineries,
listening to Heavenly football games on our
Heavenly
stereos. We could cheat on our Heavenly
wives and and shoot Heavenly heroin into our
Heavenly veins.

So please, don't think of it as a bribe. Just
think of it as a way to keep your life savings
out of the hands of those who might waste
it on themselves. I take Paypal though you
can also make the check out to "cash". He's
a good friend of mine.

=Lefty=

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February
10, 2011: "We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." -
John Boehner.