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Fantasy Hotties

Since we’ve all been talking about our fantasy teams, I thought I’d take this opportunity to highlight a hottie from each of my teams. So I am here to show off my Top 5 Hotties of Fantasy Football. Because yes… I AM playing in five fantasy football leagues. Yeah.

Reggie Bush, RB, DUAN League

I'd let him run my back. Or something.

Aaron Rodgers, QB, Anthony’s League

What? I think he's dorky-cute.

Ladainian Tomlinson, RB, Monday Morning Punter’s Lazyball

Just... wow.

Nate Kaeding, K, Ladies… League

Yes, I know it's weird. He's just so adorable!

Tony Romo, QB, Notre Dame Law School Class of ’08 League

Now if he'd only ditch that no-talent ass clown tramp that follows him around...

Here are a few quick fantasy tips after week 1:

1. Tom Brady is D-O-N-E, done. Everybody except his fantasy owners and Bostonites rejoice and laugh. So you might want to look into picking up Matt Cassel. Is this his year to go all 2000 Kurt Warner on us? You never know.

3. Maybe take a peek at some Atlanta Falcons. We all thought they were going to be a complete joke. And yeah, they were playing the Detroit Lions. But still… some undrafted talent lurking in free agency?

And why do I think Aaron Rodgers is so cute? He’s a like a dirty hippie guy. Maybe in my head he’s like Hyde from That 70s Show, and we could hang out in a van and smoke pot and climb the water tower and stuff.

Do you realize that all 5 of those guys you showed off have some sort of San Diego connection?
Reggie – grew up there
Aaron – owns a house near the beach now
LT – Chargers
Kaeding – Chargers
Romo – born in San Diego