The assmites are the Web equivalent of vandals, They are intellectually incapable of creating, so they therefore try to destroy what others create. The BB in question is an Internet slum. The lowest forms of life congregate, like cockroaches in a greasy-spoon kitchen, and amuse themselves and each other with their infantile "humor". They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, "POOPOO CACA DOODOO!" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are.

The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board.

>>The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board<<

For those who don't know, this site gets 850 unique visitors everyday, 4300+ page views a day. Its not that bad for a tiny site like this, and in fact its the most popular website of its kind on the internet. I expect that number to grow since the addition of the new FSTDT Board on this site.

\"The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board.\"

Yea Doc, that statement would mean something if you kept it too yourself. Putting any kind of bitching about FSTDT to words just legitimizes our grand purpose here; to show the world what fucking nutcases you all are.

And thus did Doctor Doom pass bad internet argument milestone number IV: Call your enemies doo doo heads behind their backs. Five bucks says he'll show up here in a week telling us how much he doesn't care what we think...

You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth. Enjoy wallowing in your pond of pus, you maggots.

Doctor Doom you seem:a.) Incredibly obsessed with us considering how much you supposedly hate usb.) Somewhat obsessed with the idea of us all giving you a rim job andc.)Quite obviously masturbating furiously as you post these things onto our comment boards.Am I the only one getting the feeling that the good Doctor here has some misplaced sexual tension towards us?

\"You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth.\"

I know you fundy types fear the fruits of progress but, seriously two words for you;

Toilet paper.It isn't that bad and should help towards clearing up that malignant worm infestation probably thriving on your foul condition.Those of us in the 21st century don't need to be caked in our own excrement.

>>You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth. Enjoy wallowing in your pond of pus, you maggots.<<

Impressive vocabulary employed in a manner which at once entertains and disturbs -- check.

Hints at anal acts that never quite get put into tangible terms -- a bit too explicit.

Insults -- a bit heavy-handed even for Doom, to the point of losing entertainment value.

This just doesn't have the usual ring to it -- don't think it's really him.