My new plan for resolving Israel/Palestinin fight

Powerful aliens kidnap Bibi Netanyahu and whoever is the highest ranked survivor of Hamas and teleoprts them to a barren planet that looks a lot like the Yam HaMelech and surrounding area. Charcoal from fires lies on the beaches. Salt peter is visible in the mouths of nearby caves.

Deperately, the two figure fight until the head of Hamas has used crude ingredients to invent a primitive cannon for launching diamond missiles. Unfortunately, he launches one missile -- thus revealing his location, and discovers that Bibi has invented a wooden frame drone that detects the canon launch and smashes into the Hamas leader. Bibi closes for the kill, only to annonce he will spare the Palestinian because he has compassion -- and because he needs a construction crew to show up tomorrow at 8 a.m. to do his driveway.