You know, it's a sad day when ESPN analyst Michael Irvin is arrested for something, and nobody even notices or cares.

All right, fine: So maybe Irvin's "crime" wasn't so heinous. On July 3, Irvin was pulled over in Carrollton, Tex., for speeding. The cop ran Irvin's info through his computer and discovered that the former Cowboys star had a probation violation warrant for speeding, and he was then arrested and taken downtown. He posted $500 bond and was released, and all appears to be well.