14 Responses to Tea Party Jesus

I think I remember Jesus helping the poor, not making and demanding that other people do it. Jesus never forcibly made another human being do anything. Why do so many people seem to think that if you don’t believe government should be allowed to make somebody take care of somebody else that means you are some hypocritical christian? I don’t want to give money to the government to give out to people. I give money to my church who then takes care of the needy and poor. If you want to help the poor, give them some of your own money. Go on, nobody is stopping you.

Render unto Ceaser? Anyone? BTW in my experience people that say they give money at church are usually the ones that drop a 5 in the plate and then eat all the coffee cake after the service and never stay to clean up.

Its none of your business what I do at church. But I don’t recall the last time we built any roads or bridges.

Really jeff, do you know so little about you’re Christian history? The Holy Roman Empire was well for their roads, as was Constantinople.

As to rendering unto Ceaser, if you can cite for me the line in the Constitution of the United States of America that gives Congress the authority to take food from my family to give to another, I’ll buy you a cookie.

I believe the preamble says something about “promote the general welfare and insure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our prosperity”
Note that it says “GENERAL welfare” not just “the welfare of the rich and well connected”

The Preamble is just a header; What we must remember is that the main argument against the bill of rights was that it was not needed because the Federal Government did not have the authority to do anything other then what was clearly spelled out.

So again. Cite me the line in the Constitution where a lazy piece of shit druggy gets a check.

Jesus made his own bread and wine, he didn’t tax everyone else to pay for it. BTW, Americas give more to charity than any other nation. Key word there is “give.” Not taxed.

LOL yeah. Jesus only ate food that he miracled for himself. Yes, this is the central message of the Bible. I forgot that Jesus was a free-market capitalist now. The loaves and fishes was just trickle-down economics, too. And that bit about the rich man and the camel and the eye of the needle was advocating for smaller camels and bigger needles. I forget what he was trying to say when he flipped out at the temple and overturned the tables of the moneychangers, tho, what is the newspeak version of that now?

Leftist nutcases in America are the rest of the world’s entertainment. You really are funny to watch. Like retarded circus monkeys.

yawn.

I spend a lot of time in South America and my GF is from the EU – trust me, when The world laughs about America it’s not the leftists they are laughing about.

Calling the seriously poor “lazy and stupid” is exactly the sort of thing they laugh about. As if someone who’s starving to death in the street does so because they just can’t be bothered to feed themselves.

My wife and I inherited this truck from her dad. The transmission was slipping, the brakes wobbled, there was an ever present burning oil smell. We were not enthusiastic about keeping it. Then it got pancaked in a 6-car pileup just outside of Seattle, WA. After some work with a crowbar and hammer we made it to our destination 80 miles away, after which we decided to just take the insurance money to total it and drive it as far as it would go til it died.

That was 2 years ago. Since then it has made the round trip between the SF Bay Area and La Conner WA three times, as well as hauling many tons of gravel, wood chips and masonry for our various landscaping projects around here, not to mention towing around a 1 ton ball made out of bras (long story).

Now the registration is waaay expired, and there’s no way it would pass the WA inspection, not to mention getting a salvage title. We’re going to have to get rid of it sooner or later, and I’m really going to miss it.

That green tin lid jammed in the grill is the mechanism by which I aim the headlight. I guess its about time for another tape-job, too.

Issues. You have them.

A lower UID equates a bigger e-penis.
I thought you’d have figured this out by now.

Not the WHOLE community. There are several of you that post good stuff fairly consistently. You know who you are. I don’t know what my UID has to do with it except that I’ve been here from the beginning. Hell I even turned adblock off just to support the site. Most of the stuff I’ve posted is stuff I generate myself, to some small degree, and this is the only place I post to. Sorry if I don’t spend enough time on the forums or post a bunch of copypasta, but I have a life, I just come here to lurk and talk shit.

The forum is shit, don’t worry.

Hey, I post there!

What is this, a pity post? God forbid you find something else to read or even try to set the bar by posting something good and encouraging others to do the same.
Take off your pouty pants, make some contributions and -then- maybe you can bitch about others.

I’m documenting the escalating hostilities in my back yard. I wish I got a shot of the squirrel’s face the first time it saw her do this. I now know that there is a universal expression for “holy shiiiiiiiiiii”

Repost Fail.

It took me a minute. I was afraid I was the only one who couldn’t read Polish or something.

Repost is not my fault, I sub’d this hella long ago. I didn’t think the submission even went thru due to the hamsters that power MCS being tired or whatever reason the site takes a shit 5 times a day. What up with yo webserver lately, Tiki? Do you forget to complete your survey for your free web hosting or what?

You Dawg… I herd you like pics of yo truck on yo truck, so check it, We put a pic o yo truck, with a pic o yo truck with a pic o yo truck on yo truck…

I do think it’s cool still, to an extent.

This would get more of the chicks I am sexually attracted to and looks cooler.

But recently I’ve found that if you raise a truck and DON’T get front and rear independent suspension with 4 wheel drive, you can pretty much drive over anything, and that’s a feature you just don’t have with cars or lowered trucks.

I would much rather have my 1989 GMC s-15 extended cab and lower that with a body kit, rims and a nice 2,000 watt system than this because this is mexicanized and not really appropriate.

That is, to me, the whole point of having a 4×4…

I would never slam a 4×4, however I would most certainly lift one. Though my lift MO is bigger tires, less lift. You get more axle clearance with larger wheels, than you do with smaller wheels and a huge lift.

So if it were me, I’d have no problems putting 35″ boggers on a truck, and only lifting it just enough to provide turning and suspension clearance for the tires. That, IMHO, is how it’s supposed to be done.

4 Responses to RPB

Best “RPB” post yet.

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