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Where normal people are overshadowed by those way-more awesome than they... live a group of beings known as Awesomes... who are not total dicks about it. They fight against evil Awesomes and even those so-called 'do-gooding' Awesomes who just like to Lord it over the rest of us and get free gift cards at over 1,700 local retailers!

Wait--No. I mean, yes. No! No, I was the right the first time.

No.

This team embodies all that is kick-ass and worthy of having wikis (NOT KIWI's) decidicated to them. They are: revengeristas?revengineers?revengerati?

This Consortium is similar to the Consortium of the Revengerists themselves. Dedicated to providing the most dedicated and thorough information we can about the written stories of the Revengerists at any cost, most of which were published as a series of comic books. Many exist only as legends and myths of half-remembered stories from earlier time, now long-lost to the Great Comics Purge of 1980, but since substituted with reasonable facsimiles of fin faction. Still yet thers claim that the Revengerists have existed all along, their outlandish (outlandish? open your eyes, Norm!) conspiracy theories explaining how such overpowered hyper-science-fictional supernatural beings could have existed in our world without detection in history books (written by Norms of course) comprises a good 1/3 to 1/2 of Revengerists canon. This Consortium is a place for reasoned and logical debate between these different factions, from the hard-core Trueists (also known as Butt-touchers bastions of morality) to the craziest(truth-seeking) Realists, the occasional nefarious (genius and handsome) supervillain, and even those (idiots) (morons) (FOOLS) who write their own stories.

For after all, if the slaughtering pigwhores can share the Revengerists stable with the spitting gryffonviper, so too can we?

You are on this wiki because you are a.) AWESOME or b.) lucky enough to have glimpzed upon AWESOME &nd have revelated the mysteries of the OMNIVERSE PRIME.

Does this sound like you?:

Your friends (if you have any) probably don't understand things about you, like "why you don't seem to be living in the same world as them, what's with all those weird drawings and odd jumbling of frightening words, why do you use so many aliases, why can't we ever see real pictures of you, why do you tell us ridiculous 'lies' all the time?" And you answer:

"MULTI-DIMENSIONAL SHIT! POWPOW! BAMF! KERFUFFLE!"

Then this universe is yours.. and its spanse is many. Its characters cross over every realm: fictional, metafictional, subfictional, & nonfictional. Their AWESOMES are the people around us who make shit go down on a regular basis; our finest natural resource. Their VILLAINS are the shadowy maniacal players across every alternate dimension and space. Their HEROES are all of us, butofcourseyouaren'teveninityetsofuckyou.

If you don't know how to use a wiki, then you should go to hell and learn there. Just like most things created by the Devil, it's fairly easy. Just jump right in.

Primarily three (3) types of people write for this kiwi.

Trueists : these are the original g comics aficionados. they will chortle at you if you attempt to know more than they.

Fin Factions : people who make up their own shit and include it in Revengerist Canon.

Realists : wtf. they have 'Expanded the Omniverse' so much that it now includes your dry cleaner down the street. And you.

"I played some episodes during Wasteland Weekend one morning while cooking some breakfast. One of my campmates was really hungover and told me to turn it off because it was making his headache worse. On the upside, it seemed to act as an excellent insect and bear repellant."

"You may not know how powerful you are, Revengerists, but you are incredibly powerful. You are powerful enough to convince a rampaging renegade meat-golem to change its mind about matters as important as international bloodlust and global destruction. You are powerful enough that some of the wealthiest sorcerers in the world are prepared to spend billions of dollars to have you assassinated. You are powerful enough to win 16 of the first 34 "Capcom vs Marvel" matches against the most smug opponent in modern arcade history. Our power comes from a simple, timeless truth: when people come together to punch upwards at the dicks and assholes of the world, there is nothing we cannot accomplish."

"I listened to an episode of The Revengerists Podcast of Stuff while lazing about the living room and I had nothing else to do. It was raining outside and I was wonting for a bourbon or scotch or malt of some kind and lunch time was approaching. There were children running around in the rain and their clothes were wet; their whooping and screaming was irritating. The episode ended after the Southside Santa endorsed a thing I don't recall right now and I boiled a pack of hotdogs."

- Ermest Hemingway

"So hie thee hence to The Book of MormonRevengerists Wiki and feast upon its sweetness. Hey! What are you doing with my typewriter?! Get back here!!"