Girl asks Sam to come around her house, to chillax.
Girl phones 20 of her girl mates, and also invites them around to her house.
Sam arrives, to be met by 21 girls, they circle him, and then start a chant of 'Sam has a Mangina, Sam has a Mangina!' for a hour.
Sam returns home, a broken man, and finds comfort in playing fifa with his mates, who also all, coincidently, have manginas.

AT the moment, in my current save (with Arsenal), it'sWalcott for me. Not played that much to be honest (I have Llorente and Podolski, along with Giroud, Huntelaar and Walcott on the bench. He has had 19 starts and 12 subs in 2/3rds of the season, but has scored 28 times (and got 9 assists!)! (As a poacher!)

Only reason he doesn't play as much is because his stats are actually pretty awful (13 finishing, dribbling and first touch! ) and because I am determined to get the Llorente-Podolski/Huntelaar partnership working (Llorente is only finally scoring in january, and Podolski got injured so I bought Huntelaar on January deadline day! )

Just because you cant get that many goals dont accuse others of cheating. Iv had a few players score 60+ league goals a season. Sanogo, Paloschi, Torres, Carlos Fierro etc among regens too.

Im not saying it because i cant get that many cos tbh i dont need that many to win my league or to show off!! I never used the word cheat mate. No need to put words in my mouth!! im merely saying over 100 goals a season isnt real!! Im not the only one on here that has said it!! Fair play if you guys can get ur players to score over 100 goals in a season without exploits but i see it as very unlikely!! Just my opinion!!

agustin Torassa been awesome in every club i signed him,
also Omar Koroma in a few lower league clubs such as southport or crewe
Han Jin Ho brilliant in Busan, Korea
everyone of them had more goals then appearances

My quadruple of French strikers for Montpellier. Giroud, N'gog, Sanago and Niang remind me of the Man Utd 1999 strikeforce. Giroud top scorer 1st and 2nd season. N'gog 3rd season and Sanago top assist marksman. In the 4th and 5th season Sanago has been banging in the goals. And I just signed Niang whos already got 15 goals by December.