As previously reported by "The Bitchless Blog", scientists have known for some time that pussy fumes cause brain damage in men. The governments of the world elected to remain silent on this issue because: ( a ) it generally took 20 years or more of close daily exposure to pussy for serious brain damage to result; and, ( b ) no one wanted to cause public panic and violence against women. However, as a result of tainted douching products out of China, "The Pussy Fumes Problem" has escalated exponentially. That's right, Pussy Fumes Done Gone Toxic.