Oh, I’m straight too, but if a person’s beautiful fantasy of being physically restored after decades of suffering and by extension, being made capable of joy again doesn’t move you in some way, you need to reevaluate your life.

This is actually a really brilliant concept. Like Simone says, Wonder Woman’s who you send in if you want to stop a war. This is a world where the war is already over. That’s a real smart way to put a new spin on an old character...

I get wanting to retain the original cast, but... well, let me put it this way. Ever watched Big Bad Beetleborgs? Remember Jo? Well, I don’t know what shenanigans caused her actress to leave the show, but they had whole two episodes to explain JO’S APPEARANCE COMPLETELY CHANGING and the entire world not noticing. It…

The fact that that show existed even for a season still blows my mind to this day. A gritty 70s style cop show, but set in a modern junior high? Like, it’s literally brilliant, and why it didn’t take over the world, I will never know! Give me more Fillmore, Disney! I’ll get Disney+! I’ll give you my social security…

... upon researching, the reason it hasn’t been mentioned is probably because it’s one of Aesop’s fables, not a Grimm fairy tale. Oops. My previous statement stands, though. That movie could be awesome... base it around lies and trust, maybe make the protagonist a secret werewolf himself who’s trying to manage his…

... I can’t believe no one’s mentioned this. I know it’s not obscure, but... the Boy Who Cried Wolf should grow up and hunt WEREWOLVES. Like, I’d be stunned if some Hollywood exec with a substance abuse problem hasn’t been shopping that around for two decades...

Honestly, that’s a valid interpretation, and I won’t say a word against it. My vision of her is literally that, but with fat, because fat just happens and that’s not a problem for a woman like that (or anyone, really. Stop fat shaming, America). Upon reflection, it kinda puts me in mind of the female version of a…

Okay, so, we’re putting original canon into a blender instead of in the hands of a fat-trimming butcher, I see... that’s... worrying. The diversity is refreshing (although having Carcer, an utterly irredeemable monster, be portrayed by a black man is... worrying as well). I... am cautious. But I am optimistic. I hope…