I once met a man with a sense of adventure.He was dressed to thrill wherever he went.He said, "Let's make love on a mountaintop,under the stars on a big hard rock."

I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?"I said, "Honey, let's do it here."

So we're sittin' at a bar in Guadalajara,in walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes.He says, "I've got a powerful horse outside.Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride.I know a little place we can get before the break of day."