I wish I had a navigator who could give me great directions and good suggestions. Unfortunately, the iPhone 5 maps don't work so well (I kid, of course. They fixed it.) and I ended up in the Mariana Trench the last time I listened to it .

Kaimanawa: Okay Frolic, here's the coordinates for the pickup. Once you've uplifted the items make your way straight back to Tangmare. Don't hang around or the heat will be on you and the items will become compromised. It's imperative you fly the course I've set you to the minute.

Got it?

Frolic: Right. And what happens if I fail?

Kai: You have to explain to Corporal Colgate why her blueberry cheesecake was warm and has the texture of soft curd.

Frolic: And if I complete the mission?

Kai: I'll take you to dinner at the officers mess like I promised.

Frolic: You promise? I get to drink alcohol right?

Kai: Within reason Leading Air Mare, within reason. Alright you're all set. Got your wallet?