Yeah, being rescued by the clueless white guy is something that can get you permanently stricken from the rolls of Funk…I’d suggest zapping the dragon with radiation again: either it turns into something less dangerous she can handle without honky help, or it turns into something rather worse, which will make a rescue out of the question.

Now watch, after having used mojo and funky to get here, Chris uses his knowledge of irradiation (honed by years of practice) and creating new lifeforms (also honed by years of practice) to defeat the dragon in one of the nerdiest ways imaginable, thereby both winning and losing the contest simultaneously.