My Kids

Things I've Learned From My Children

Things I've Learned From My Children
For those who already have children past this age,
this is hilarious.
For those who have children nearing this age,
this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children,
this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous mother
in Austin, Texas.

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house
4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of
a 20 by 20 foot room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before
you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.