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Ok so I heard about a new website saying they were offering VIP phone sex. I don’t know what that is but I’m skeptical as to weather it’s something people need.

Ok, I’ll admit I don’t understand the inner workings of men, so maybe they might feel some sort of power trip, going for the VIP service, or maybe the service really is better and more satisfying that others, but in my experience, men want the following:

To know about my body in detail.

To know about my clothes, and how I’m removing them.

To know what I’m doing to my self.

To know what I want to do to them.

Sometimes, they don’t even want that much, but always they want to cum, enjoying the pleasure of our mutual moaning and heavy breathing.

The one good thing about the new VIP Phone sex site is that they say they’ve cut the intro down to the bare minimum. This is the main complaint I get when I talk to my clients, that it’s taken so long to wade through the recordings to get to me. But some of that is a legal requirement so can’t be helped.

Whilst I’m unsure of the need, it’s nice that someone is trying to build a classier phone sex service. I’ve always said that marketing for our numbers needn’t be so sleazy. I do cringe when I see a phone number, the same as the one I could be taking calls from, advertised alongside some porn model spreading her stuff apart and having something inserted. After all, the fun in phone sex is the fact it forces us to use our imaginations. You need no imagination with some of the images you see on phone sex websites.

Actually, I hope to see more classier, less sexually explicit…. well lets say less sexually explicit for the sake of it websites so I wish www.vipphonesex.com all the best. Hope it works out, and give me a call if you want some real class on your line

It’s the interaction and the one on one intensity of it, at least from a female point of view, porn is hot and it certainly turns me on, but there’s something missing. If I slowly slip my clothes off, rub moisturising lotion into my breasts and over my stomach, then start running my fingers up and down my thighs until my pussy starts to tingle no one cares.

That’s the problem I think, and thats what leaves me feeling a little empty when I have fun on my own. I’m sure it must be the same for men, I mean, you’re all basically show offs aren’t you? Who can piss the furthest, who can bench the most weight, who can fuck the best girls? So you’d think that men would want some attention when they get that cock hard. They want to share it don’t they?

I’ve been wondering about this you see. Phone sex is still a multi million pound industry in the UK alone, even with all the free porn you could ever want available at the click of a button. Why do people still love phone sex?

It has to be the attention and the human interaction. Phone sex is, after all a real sexual experience with a real person. It’s just you and them, they are not broadcasting to 100s of guys, its just the two of you. When I start to turn myself on, I can hear that the guy who’s called me is breathing heavier as I describe what I’m doing to myself. What I’m doing is having a direct effect on him, and the fact that he’s getting turned on by me is turning me on even more. See, you don’t get that with porn.

Of course, a phone sex wank can be crap I’m sure – but so can a porno wank. If you are watching a film and getting yourself off, what do you do if it’s not doing it for you? Fast forward or flick to another film. Most commercial phone sex lines let you flick back to the menu and choose another girl if the one you’re with is not doing it for you. And there’s still the benefit of the real person interaction.

So that’s why I think phone sex is still popular. It’s on demand like internet porn, which people want these days, but its still a real sexual experience with a real person, just you two, one on one. There’s something about that which is not replaceable I think.

And if you’re watching internet porn every day and it’s starting to feel a bit empty and not so satisfying, try ringing a phone sex line. You can even watch porn and ring a phone sex line. That’s like watching porn with someone hot!!!! And we all enjoy that don’t we?

How is it fair? It’s a hot day, we all have to walk to where we need to be, and the men get to wander round town, or an event, or whatever with no shirt on. It seems perfectly acceptable. At least a man can just wave his shirt around and the air will get in, unencumbered by bra and breasts.

The problem is, if women decided that, if men are allowed to go topless in public, then why the hell shouldn’t women, then most men would automatically think that we were asking for sex. Just like most men think that if a woman is waring a low cut top, thats a sure sign she’ll fuck anyone, even if that anyone is 50 something, wedding ring on finger, and loosing hair.

I know it’s never going to work, but why the hell can’t we just go topless without being arrested, stared at, wanked over, attacked – whatever the hell would happen, it wouldn’t be pleasant. People just accept it when guys are wandering round or working with no shirts. But alas, it will never be so for us girls.

I guess that on the flip side, if we all went around topless all the time, men might get bored with boobs…. Ha! Who am I kidding…. Well, if that actually happened a lot of websites and TV channels, not to mention magazines would probably go out of business… and most marketing companies would have to actually think creatively when it came to selling to the male demographic. Now that world would be weird.

I suppose if women with their ta-ta’s out was a normal thing, I wouldn’t be able to exchange a sneaky flash for a drink when I’m a little short. Yes yes… don’t judge me, a girl’s got to use the resources at her disposal to survive.

I can, of course be topless in my own home, and I usually am, especially when it’s this hot as it is in the UK right now.

I don’t know if you’ve tried this, but just do it if you haven’t. Just get naked at home. Do everyday things (don’t spill any hot coffee on yourself). Does it feel sexy? or is that just me?

I’ll spend an hour naked, and before I know it I’ll just be working myself up into a sexual frenzy… at some point I will be on the bed, on the sofa, or in the shower with my fingers helping myself to some pleasure. I can’t be naked without feeling sexy, and I can’t feel sexy without having an orgasm! Is that just me? Oh well.

Anyway, you’ve probably heard enough of my thoughts for today, so I’ll stop, only if you strip off now. Go on, I dare you. Get naked!

Had some interesting conversations last night. Had a call from a sweet sounding guy, we were chatting and started to get into what he wanted to get out of his time with me. We talked about fetishes, and eventually he asked me if I’d eat some food for him while he pleasured himself.

Basically – he wanted me to grill fish fingers, make a sandwich with them and eat them next to the phone for him. I’ve not had fish finger sarnies since I was a student, and lucky for him the mention of them got me really fancying one, so I got a box of fish fingers out of the freezer compartment of the fridge, popped 3 under the grill, buttered 2 slices of white bread and laid them out on a plate.

The fingers were golden and crispy in no time, I placed them on the bread, added ketchup (yum) and ate the fish finger sandwich.

Even as I was grilling fish fingers, this guy was loving it. I could hear that he was excited and he got even more so when I was eating with the phone next to my mouth.

The whole thing was a little strange, but the fact I was turning him on still did it for me, I think its an ego thing, however weird it is, if I have the power to get a guy hard it makes me feel good.

As I was finishing off my last mouthful he shot his load. And… weirdly I was very turned on.

Some of my friends know that, among other things I have phone sex for money. Some understand, some don’t, but the question that keeps coming up is, ‘What sort of person would actually ring a line like that’. How little they know that their boyfriend or husband is probably exactly the sort of person who has, and will ring a phone sex line.

The answer, of course is the same as that to the question, what sort of woman works on a phone sex line. There is no type. If you have a sex drive and you live in the 21st century, you’ll have masturbated to porn and had phone sex. Of course there are those who swear ignorance of anything that could be considered remotely seedy, they are not only liars but they have issues. No, phone sex for those who enjoy it is nothing more that a healthy release.

Contrary to what some people think, the men who use our phone sex services are eloquent, usually successful in their careers, and genuinely nice people, and yes, most of them are getting regular sex. Phone sex is a way to anonymously explore fantasies and sexual ideas with another consenting adult in a guilt free way. Its a fantastic way to get off and its available on tap 24/7. Nothing seedy about being horny and needing a little human sexual interaction once in a while.

Anyway, I digress. What sort of people call phone sex lines? The perception is that our callers would be sad, lonely, sexual deviants, virgins, not getting any etc… Simply not true, and anyway who cares. If people want to continue believing in their ill informed misinformation then who are we to stop them. You won’t win an argument with an idiot, they bring you down to their level then beat you with experience! Ha! Couldn’t resist.

Seriously though, we get some lovely, kind, intelligent and sexy callers. Don’t ask me how I know about the sexy bit, I just do. The one thing they have in common is a high sex drive and a confidence and security in their sexuality.

So, if you have a dick to stroke then you are the sort of man who will love phone sex, and if you have a clitorous and enjoy masturbating as a woman, then you too will enjoy it because adding sexual interaction with another human to the equation when pleasuring oneself simply makes the pleasure better, and who doesn’t want that?

I’ve worked for the last 5 years in the phone sex industry and I wanted to start this page off as an outlet for my musings, stories and thoughts. Also, I’m told I’m interesting so I’m sure we’ll soon see if thats true once I start posting on here.

I’ve lived in a few places but I’m English, grew up near London, went to a private school but I wouldn’t consider myself posh really. Recently spent just over a year in the US as I have family there. Stayed near them for 6 months and helped out with their new business, sorting out the accounts and admin and everything else. Then I spent some time traveling.

Always wanted to do the American road trip thing and I have to tell you, I recommend it. Did all the standard tourist things, went to Memphis – one of the highlights there was the Mud Island Monorail, of course the other was visiting Graceland. Went on a ghost town tour and took in 4 towns in a week! That was like being in a movie I can tell you.

Also spent some time in Nevada and did the obligatory Las Vegas week. That was EXPENSIVE and I needed a week of sleep after but it was a lot of fun, plenty of giggles had that week! I should tell you at this point that I am very bisexual so I had that extra bit of fun in Vegas.

Now, I’ll pause at Vegas because I’m sure, if you are a man reading this blog, you’ll want to know more about what kind of fun I had there, especially since I’ve already mentioned my liking of women as well as men. Well lets just say, it was alarmingly easy for me to get into a situation which reminded me of some of my favourite porn films. AND… unlike the men who want to play out this kind of scenario, I wasn’t expected to pay, in fact, during my time in Vegas I did get offered all kinds of money for doing all kinds of things. No one had any shame. The questions were matter of fact… do you want to do such and such for this much, no thanks…. no problems … smile….

Anyway, I’m sure you want to know what kind of porn like scenario I found myself in and weather I enjoyed it. To address the latter question, I’ve not thought of anything else for WEEKS…. and the former, we’ll see… I may go into some details on that story in another post. It’s a story that defiantly deserves it’s own post anyway. Who knows… it may be that no one bothers to come read this blog. We’ll see.

Anyway, thats my intro, sorry if it is missing anything you might have wanted. I’m sure I’ll start getting into all sorts of detail on all kinds of things very soon.