Hmmm.. I am looking for the one named UKDefender. Any and every information about the aforementioned poster is most welcome. Clues as to his next wearabouts are encouraged as well. He never stays in one place long enough for anyone to catch him...

cue in "Where is Carmen Sandiego" music

Ah, Indiannapolis? Drats, that's half the world away!

Races back out, slipping and nearly falling due to a piece of pudding left on the floor. Mumbles are heard in the distance "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"