These are pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping at Jeffries in New York City. And for further proof that Kanye banged Kim, he will begin appearing on Kim’s “reality” show next season.

via Radaronline:
“Kanye is head over heels in love with Kim, and he has told her he would love to appear on the reality show if she wants him to. Kim is a bit leery of having her man appear on camera because of the whole fiasco with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Kris Humphries, but watch for Kanye to make several appearances on the show towards the end of the season. Viewers won’t see him featured in the first part of the season, and it won’t be all about Kanye,” a show insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Isn’t this like handing the case to her ex, Kris Humphries? Kris wants Kim’s breast on a platter, and not for the same reasons that the rest of us do. But this just has to prove that Kim was banging him during their marriage and that he might just be entitled to more from Kim. Looks like she really set up Kris as some publicity stunt when you start looking at this. On the other hand, how can they possibly cut a deal with Kanye to not be the center of a show? Kim must have some powerful ….. because Kanye seems to be totally whipped. I personally prefer Kourtney. Just thought I’d throw that in there.

So Kim Kardashian really took her marriage with Kris Humphries even more serious than we all first thought. She was banging Kanye West the entire time. I am sure Kanye was like “Kris I know you wanna be married and all but I just gotta do this one thing first.” And that thing was banging Kim. This is a great revelation for Kris who, between ballin’ for the Nets, has been trying adamantly to obtain as much info, text, reality show scripts, what-have-you, to prove that Kim was a freaking liar and made money from the marriage and that she never really wanted his white penis. She wanted black rapper penis. And she was apparently getting it.

via Hollywood Life:
“And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim / Around the time she had fell in love with him / Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing / Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team”.
Kanye’s BFF Jay-Z is a part-owner of the New Jersey Nets, which Kris plays for. What a huge threat!
While we’re sure Kim is humbled that Kanye wrote a song about her, it comes at an inconvenient time: she’s about to be tangled in a legal battle with Kris over their divorce, and this kind of publicity is not good for her. Furthermore, it seems to confirm reports that she was allegedly having an affair with Kanye DURING her marriage.

This is great. Have “Jayzee drop him from the team.” That’s a power move. This is really hard rap. Even I am scared.

Kanye West has now ticked off Kelly Clarkson. In a public letter, Kelly ask if Kanye had been hugged enough as a kid. She blogged about it this morning. Here you go.

Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl! KC

Last year, Kanye West threw a diva fit over not winning a moon-man. This year he proved that he hadn’t fully realized his award show drama potential. Check out the video if you haven’t seen it yet. Kanye fully insults Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech.

Kanye West girlfriend, Amber Rose, struck a pose in Hollywood the other day. And when I say struck a pose, I mean she stuck her booty out while scantily dressed and smoking a cigarette on the patio of a nice, respectable restaurant. Apparently this is the new love of his life. He is a rock / hip-hop star. He can get any girl he wants. Lets review. He is a rock / hip-hop star. He can get any girl he wants. Ok, everyone got that? Its called a paradox. Let me know if there are any questions. And yeah, check out the array of super-classy pictures of Kanye West and Amber Rose below.

Kayne West takes being a douchebag to an entirely new level. Rumors have spread that Kanye is in to doing some bisexual porn. How does he respond to said allegations? In a way only he could come up with. This is from his Myspace blog.

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY’S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT… HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! …. IT’S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT … THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO… AND NOW THIS…. SIDEBAR… NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT’S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS… LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS… NUFF SAID!

I really feel that anyone who is a good friend to Kanye should go over to his place and unplug his internet connection. I mean, are you freaking kidding with this blog entry? Scary.