this man was looking through all of his stuff that his ex-wife didn't want. they just got through a terrible divore. he hates his wife so much. as he was sorting through it he found a lamp. he rubbed the dust off the side of it and a jeanie appeared. the jeanie told him that he has received 3 wishes, but his ex-wife got double of what he wished for. the man said " for my first wish i want a million dollars. the jeanie said done deal. here is amillion dollars, but your wife gets 2 million. then the man said " for my 2nd wish i want a red porche" the jeanie said done deal, but your wife gets 2 of them. the man said that it is all to good for his wife. the jeanie told him that he only had one more wish remaining and that it better be a good one. the man said " for my 3rd wish " he pauses for a minute. "i wish to be beaten half to death"

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