Maybe their strategy is to hope that the ten new clubs in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane get bought out by foreign clubs and we have Melbourne Hotspur, Real Sydney, Bayern Brisbane, Melbourne United, Sydney Saint Germain...

Our dog used to sit on the back porch and howl when nobody was home. Once, my parents left early in the morning while I was in bed. Dog thought house was empty, started howling. Looked embarrassed when I caught him.