My sainted Grandmother only had sex twice. Once for my mom and once for my uncle. Both times were on clean sheets with the lights off and only for the amount of time it took Gramps to provide the seed.

Spanky3woods:My sainted Grandmother only had sex twice. Once for my mom and once for my uncle. Both times were on clean sheets with the lights off and only for the amount of time it took Gramps to provide the seed.

My mom got that unfortunate honor. My Grams remarried after my grandpa passed away after 42 years together... so yeah... my mom found physical proof that they were getting frisky and she's super scarred by it. I still laugh at the fact that my mom literally tries to shrink and disappear if it comes up again.