Lisa Lampanelli

Show Summary

Adam opens the show talking with Bryan and Alison about red light etiquette, and what he usually does when approaching a signal. Alison then starts up the news, and mentions her new podcast, debuting on Monday. The guys then discuss the latest in the Republican primaries, and a guy who adopted his girlfriend to protect his trust. Adam rants about drunk drivers fleeing, and the guys hear about the Miramonte sex scandal, the Russell Brand/Katy Perry divorce, and a weird place to get the morning after pill.

Next up, the guys take your calls for a round of Tales From The Cheap. After the break, Lisa Lampanelli joins the podcast, and she and Adam exchange stories from the set of Celebrity Apprentice. She also hints at her new one-woman show next year, and talks with Adam about all the friends they made in NY.

Returning to the news, model Kate Upton is the new face of Carl’s Jr. Adam rants about the invasion of Mexican food into American cuisine, and also hears about the new Bacon Shake at Jack in the Box. Lisa then tells a couple stories about Padma Lakshmi and Steve Martin, and the guys joke about celebrities with dumb hobbies. As the show wraps up, the guys discuss overweight pets, and the difference between dwarves and midgets.

Santorum never had a chance. Bachmann never had a chance. Perry never had a chance. Gingrich never had a chance. Cain never had a chance.
It’s all media-hyped b.s. designed to make the race EXCITING– OooooOOOOooooOOOOoooOHHH!!!
It was always going to be Romney.

As far as “in the eyes of the world,” it’s a good thing we didn’t already shit all over ourselves just 8 years ago by re-electing a retarded chimp to the presidency.
Oh, wait…

Actually swingset. since I am not an American but a member of the rest of “the world” I can tell you that yes the rest of the World does respect President Obama. In fact we respect him WAY MORE than the last guy or the guys running against him now.

Which is why Americans should quit worrying about wtf any of the rest of the socialist libtards think of us and just make sure our stuff is taken care of. Like the border, our LOYAL allies, and our good citizens.

I’m with you, brother. How often have you been having a breakfast milkshake with your bacon and thought, “Why do I have to stop slurping my milkshake to eat my bacon? When will they combine the two? I’ve had enough…goodbye, cruel world!”
Now, with the bacon milkshake, I will know peace.

totally agree w/ his science behind driving…the average person races to the red stop light only to have to slam on the brakes…they know it’s red, they know they have to stop…let off the gas, coast a little…the amount of gas saved is pretty incredible…

This “fucking idiot” and “asshole” is done with Carolla. I’m goint to “shut the fuck up,” and shut off this podcast for good. Fitzdog, Doug Loves Movies, WTF, Nerdist, and Earwolf are equal or better in quality, and I don’t find myself composing angry posts in their comments sections.

I really like Adam and the group, but I can’t see why Adam doesn’t want to take any responsibility for the Kevin Smith thing. Yes, Kevin made mistakes and jump to conclusions which gave him reasons (wrongly) to distance himself from Adam. But Adam had none. Up until the point when Adam learned the deal fell apart Adam thought everything was cool with him and Kevin. So when the deal fell apart there is no reason for Adam not to contact Kevin, email or phone. If I think things are cool with someone and find out that person is pissed, I call them to find out whats up. That’s what normal people do. Because of what happened on Kevin’s side Kevin was completely clouded into think Adam hated him and couldn’t see that this was a misunderstanding. Adam had no reason to believe Kevin hated him and had every reason to believe this was just a misunderstanding. So Adam should have been the one to say “hey wait a minute I think there might have been some miscommunication, let’s talk about it.” It’s obvious now that Adam just let this thing fall apart because he didn’t want to work with Telapictures. Adam keeps mentioning that he heard bad thing about the way they do business, but never said what that is or where he heard it. So when it fell apart he said “Good, hate those guys anyway” and never tired to contact Kevin to prevent a falling out with him.

About the Kevin Smith thing, I felt it was handled well in the sense that both guys were in the same room and each allowed to say their piece. Based on that, I assumed it went without saying that Kevin would compensate Adam.

Artie! Artie! Artie! Hope to hear tomorrow about Artie’s failed suicide attempt, how he’s doing now, also; his side on Howard’s apparent lack of interest of having Artie back on the show to talk about it… Lisa rocked today, that was one of those they could have kept talking for 2 more hours and I was in, fer sure!

Rolling On The Mother Fucking Floor Laughing!!!!! someone printed out an image of a blanket as a gift for someone’s birthday???….and said here I thought your woman would like to make this one day???
FUCKING LAME!!!…Kick that bitch in the balls!

Ace, Powdered milk is mostly used in baking. Not so much for mixing up a glass of milk for your kid.
I use it often in my bread machine. Good shows, keep it coming, I always click through to Amazon.
– Jason in Iowa

You do know Steve Martin was obsessed with banjo YEARS before he was a comic right ? Steven Segal ? … not getting invited to guest with Flat and Scruggs. And since Steve Martin hasn’t been a comic in years…

I have a “Tales From The Cheap”. Besides having to drink the powered milk from my Mom and step-dad, they required us kids to use 3 squares of single ply toilet paper per swipe. Forgot how they verified. Cheap bastards!

I’m white and and suffered the wrathful constipation of government cheese. Even more, my mom would cut—er “slice” the cheese using sewing thread wraped around her fingers instead of an actual slicer.
We would get the whole gamut of cheese, honey, rice, butter, and yes, powder milk.

I’m glad to hear a good podcast today. Lisa and Adam were very good together, as usual. I’m starting to get worried about Alison though. The news seems to be going back to the “Teresa style” of news….child abuse, birth control, social issues leaning towards the women’s issue point of view. I understand that it is important to be progressive, but does it really work for a comedy podcast? Those issues tend to bring the show down. Adam probably plays a part in that….wanting to go Stern style. Alison made the numbers jump when she took over the news…..now it’s going old school. I hope the news can get back to the potential to be funny. Just my viewpoint.

You could not be more wrong. I am a single white straight man and I buy dehydrated skim milk for the convenience of not running out of skim milk before the next time I go shopping and not having to recycle the plastic milk container.

Adam’s line that Lisa’s husband (Mr. Big Balls) should’ve told Steve Martin that he played the jug was priceless. Adam at his best – lightning fast, sharp as a tack. Lisa nearly pissed herself and so did I.

Good stuff, it’s cool to hear that SOMEBODY in that room had the balls to just be realistic and honest with Mr. Trump. Even Trump must get tired of people kissing his ass and acting useless as hell. He may have not agreed with some of Adams comments, but frank and honest discussion has to be respected. I’ve never watched the apprentice shows but I might now.

When I was a young kid we not only had powdered milk, but had to make it ourselves, by the cup, with warm tap water. Add that to the bowl of puffed wheat or puffed rice, and you have breakfast fit for no one!

When Lisa the kunt called that chef girl a sp*c, I really think Adam was uncomfortable and couldn’t wait to get her out of the show. Just going out on a limb here but I think Aceman’s exposure to guests of different cultures and background in close quarters is def rubbing him off to find new appreciation in diversity. Except for Mexicans of course. He is set in his ways. 😉