It was a cold night in fat camp, when Eugene spent 8 hours, duct taped to the girls’ toilet. He promised himself he won’t allow others to treat him like scum anymore. He went on a low-carb diet, hired a personal trainer, had his myopia lasered and decided to become a rock star. Then internet happened to him and he went back to being extremely obese, moved back to his mom’s basement and got addicted to MMORPGs. One day he got kidnapped by a religious nutjob and force fed to death. When investigating the crime scene, the police found a mysterious USB stick with a couple of tracks on it…read more

Bob was born and raised in Albuquerque. After a very unfavorable review in Billboard ended his career as a mouth harmonica star, he TP’d their headquarters and sent the harmonica down the Potomac river. He returned home where he now has a ranch with 12 Shetland ponies and an albino cow named Sugar. Since country music brings back such sad memories, his music course has shifted completely. Now, Bob is one happy 1605er. And he’s the one who knocks!read more

Sebastien is a huge fan of video games. Playing them keeps him entertained during long flights and while waiting in airport lounges. His favorite are the arcade ones, that’s why he has an entire game room of arcade machines set up at his home.read more

Good friends and neighbors Guille Placencia and George Privatti have been working together for ages. They always try to find new sounds, new synths and melodies to improve their greatest passion – music.

With the Spring in the full swing and the Summer on the doorstep, Sixteenofive Platform series is celebrating a bi-decennial! We’re throwing a birthday bash with five hammering party starters, so put on your party hat and join the celebration!read more

Next to music, Heartik has a great passion for tattoos. Only in the last couple of months, he had four new ones done on his arms, and rumor has it, he won’t stop until the full sleeves are finished.read more