How To Keep A Guy

You can’t. You can keep pets and rocks, but not people. However, there are things you can do to avoid pushing him away. The word “keep” applies to objects or animals. You keep a grasshopper, a cat, not a guy. (Or a woman for that matter, but I have yet to figure that one out…) So rather than focusing on, keeping, let’s focus on, not losing. Besides, a guy will wander and stray if that’s what he wants to do.

You can’t keep him by buying sexy clothes, losing weight, boob jobs… lifts, tucks, nothing can keep him if he wants to stray. So what you need to focus on is, not pushing him away. But unfortunately, that’s what we all tend to do whether we want to or not.

“He won’t go out for hamburgers if you make steak at home”. Basically, a good way not to loose him, is to cook for him. Guys will eat sandwiches every night if we have to, it makes no difference, but suddenly if you make him a nice meal a few times a week, he’ll really begin to appreciate you.

Don’t nag him, don’t bitch or whine. These three traits seem a common sore spot with most men. Their girlfriend’s seem to always bitch or nag about something. So, try not to nag us. Yes we’re hard headed and forgetful and you may think nagging us is justified, but in our minds, it NEVER is.

Don’t be possessive or jealous. He’s gonna look at other women, let him. The worst thing you can do is try to stop his male intuition. Of course, don’t let him insult you or disrespect you, but allow him to sniff around. We’re dogs, we need our space.

Take one for the team. Of course you don’t feel like putting out all the time, but now and again, you gotta just roll over and let him have his way for a few minutes.

Remember, he’s not yours to keep. Yes, everything I say, sucks, but that’s the way it goes. Men need women to take care of them yet at the same time, we don’t want to feel possessed. Being a woman is an ungrateful job, but if you play it right, being a woman can be a lot of fun.