I am crushed, CRUSHED I tell you. The Troll does not love me no more. He is just a cranky old fart who uses perlmonk to get over the sheep issues (BTW, it's spelled baaah), but he was my most bestest monk for a little time. Has he gotten a life?

Most sad! I am crying real tears! Please, Troll, come back. Be cranky! Show us that you have only perlmonk in your life! Everyone here wants to insult you, but you should stay hard and puneish them for it. You make more friends with every insult you write!