Sox Acquire Dustin Pedroia’s Stunt Double

How does the blockbuster acquisition of a guy named “Tug” go unnoticed in Red Sox Nation? The addition of Timothy “Tug” Hulett solidifies the Red Sox position in their attempt to fill the roster with “Seven Dwarfs” nickname cast-offs. Boof and Marco declined comment.

Baseball Reference lists Tug as 5’10” but it’s clear in the above photo that he’s more Dustin-sized.