I’m assuming that you’ve never had the urge to listen to all of Motörhead’s songs at the same time. It’s not something that would cross most people’s minds.

That’s one of the many joys of the internet, it allows you to fulfill far-flung dreams that you never dreamt.

The following masterpiece was stitched together by the delicate mouse and keyboard of Soundcloud user Motörphonics. I don’t know why he or she decided to play each and every Motörhead track at once, but ours is not to reason why — it has happened, and we need to embrace it, gently.

So here it is; all 265 Motörhead songs lying, spreadeagled on top of each other. I predict that you will be pleasantly surprised, initially, and then not at all surprised when the bedlam descends as the seconds pass:

Well, if you got even half way through, you’re a more resilient person than I am: well played.

If you’re still in the mood for unusual and annoying sound projects, why not listen to the last few seconds of every AC/DC song ever recorded: