This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]

Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]

Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]

On NBC, The Voicenotched 3.9 adults 18-49 rating, which is down eight tenths from yesterday’s 4.7 premiere rating but down only a single tenth from last fall’s 4.0 Tuesday premiere rating. Go Onearned a 2.1, up a point and a tenth after last week’s series low 1.0 adults 18-49. Your predictions were too pessimistic. The last time Go On aired behind The Voice it earned a 2.4 adults 18-49 rating. The New Normalscored a 1.4, up seven tenths from last week’s 0.7. Smashearned a 1.0, up three tenths after last week’s series low 0.7 adults 18-49 rating.

On ABC, Splash garnered a 1.6, down a full ratings point from last week’s 2.6 adults 18-49.. Dancing with the Starsearned a 2.3, up two tenths from the 2.1 adults 18-49 rating last week’s DWTS special earned in the same time period. Body Of Proof scored a season high 1.7, up two tenths from last week’s season high 1.5 adults 18-49 rating.

On FOX, Hell’s Kitchen scored a 1.9, down a tenth from last week’s 2.0 adults 18-49 rating. New Girl scored a 2.2, down a tenth from last week’s 2.3 among adults 18-49 The Mindy Projectgarnered a 1.5, down two tenths from last week’s 1.7 adults 18-49 rating.

CBS was the number one network in adults 18-49 and with total viewers.

On CBS, NCIS earned a 3.1 adults 18-49 rating down 9 percent from a 3.4 for its most recent new episode on March 5. NCIS: Los Angeles garnered a 2.8 among adults 18-49 even with its performance on March 5. Golden Boy earned a 1.7 adults 18-49 rating up 13 percent from last week’s 1.5.

On ABC, the series premiere of Splashgarnered a 2.6 adults 18-49 rating up 13 percent from a 2.3 for the seeries premiere of Celebrity Wife Swap on January 3, 2012. Your predictions were way too pessimistic. It was ABC’s biggest unscripted debut in more than two years and the network’s best performance in the time period since October 18, 2011. Dancing with the Stars: Exclusive First Look earned a 2.1 adults 18-49 rating, up 5 percent from a 2.0 for last spring’s DWTS: the Story So Far on March 27, 2012. Body Of Proof scored a season high 1.5 adults 18-49 rating up 25 percent from last week’s 1.2.

On FOX, Hell’s Kitchen scored a 2.0 adults 18-49 rating down 5 percent from a 2.1 for last week’s premiere. New Girl scored a 2.2 among adults 18-49 down 4 percent from a 2.3 for its last original episode on February 26. The Mindy Projectgarnered a 1.7 adults 18-49 rating even with its last original episode on February 26.

On FOX, the 2-hour premiere of Hell’s Kitchen earned a 2.2 adults 18-49 rating, down from last year’s 2.4. Your predictions were about right.

On ABC, Celebrity Wife Swap earned a 1.6, up a tenth from last week’s series low 1.5 adults 18-49 rating. The Taste finale notched a series low 1.1, down a tenth from last week’s series low 1.2 adults 18-49 rating. Body Of Proof earned an 1.2, down a tenth after last week’s 1.3 adults 18-49 rating.

On FOX, the first live episode of American Idol, and one that aired on a Tuesday (rather than the normal Wednesday/Thursday pattern) scored a 3.4 adults 18-49 rating down 13 percent from last Wednesday’s 3.9. Your predictions were too optimistic.

On ABC, Celebrity Wife Swap earned a series low 1.5 adults 18-49 rating, down 38 percent from a 2.4 for last week’s premiere. The Taste notched a series low 1.2 down 14 percent from last week’s 1.4 adults 18-49 rating. Body Of Proof garnered tied last week’s series low with a 1.2 adults 18-49 rating.