Thursday, August 7, 2014

SAN JOSE (CBS SF) — A burglar was caught on camera smashing his way
into a San Jose home, but the homeowners say police are forcing them to
take justice into their own hands.

San Jose police say the couple’s case isn’t a priority, according to
the homeowners, despite surveillance footage of the home showed a
crystal clear image of the suspect throwing a rock through a door to
Ryan Leiby’s home before going on to steal a watch collection.

Leiby, who thought he had done everything right by installing the
cameras after a neighbor’s home was burglarized, was left feeling
violated by the break-in.

Armed with the video, Leiby went to San Jose police. But, police
told Leiby the cash-strapped department can’t afford to investigate
property crimes, even with a clear surveillance image of the suspect. More here:

"Cash strapped." Really? Are they "cash strapped" enough they can't pull over DUI's and fine them into oblivion? What about pulling people over for speeding so they can fine them into oblivion too? What about patrolling the parking meters or ticketing jay-walkers? Too cash strapped for that?

Is it just me or are the cops merely the hand of the pickpocket? Are they protecting your liberty and property? Or are they taking your cash ... you know ... since they are cash-strapped.

Ever notice? No matter how much the government takes, it's always cash strapped.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani lashed out at Israel in vitriolic
terms on Wednesday, referring to Israel as a “festering Zionist tumor.”

Rouhani, who has been championed by Western media as a moderate
reformer who could change Iran’s extremist ways, appears to be adopting a
violent tone similar to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, who has advocated
for the complete destruction of Israel in recent days.

“Today, this festering Zionist tumor has opened once again and has
turned the land of olives into destruction and blood and littered the
land with the body parts of Palestinian children,” Rouhani was quoted as saying in a statement that was translated by the Brookings Institution. More here:

Yes, they fire rockets into Israel for weeks and then they're shocked the Israel takes action to fight back.The equivalent of libs ... in a constant state of surprise and wonder.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Saturday, July 26, 2014

A burglary suspect who police say was shot dead while attempting to
flee a Long Beach home this week was not pregnant, coroner’s officials
said Friday.

The home’s owner, who identified himself as Tom Greer
in an interview with KNBC-TV Channel 4, said he shot Andrea Miller,
28, even after she begged him not to open fire, claiming she was
pregnant. She was shot twice in the back. Her suspected accomplice,
26-year-old Gus Adams, got away but was later arrested.

Police say Adams and Miller attacked Greer, 80, after he walked in on
them burglarizing his home Tuesday night in the 3900 block of Country
Club Drive in the upscale Bixby Knolls neighborhood.

But when Greer produced a .22-caliber handgun, they fled. Greer
told KNBC he chased the pair and shot Miller twice in the back in the
alley, then pulled her body back onto his lot.

In his taped interview with the station, he said the woman shouted, "Don't shoot me! I'm pregnant -- I'm going to have a baby."

“I
shot her anyway,” Greer said. “The lady didn’t run as fast as the man
so I shot her in the back twice --she’s dead … but he got away.”

Greer told KNBC that he acted in self-defense and that the pair had burglarized his home twice before.

Police confirmed that the intruders beat Greer with their fists, body
slammed him to the ground and tried to break into his safe.

But in a news conference Thursday, Long Beach Police Chief Jim McDonnell
said the investigation is not over, and detectives will present their
report to county prosecutors to determine if Greer was justified in
slaying the woman. More here:

Yes, because a couple of shitstains get to repeatedly rob you and then
beat you and attempt to kill you ... until you pull out a gun ... and
then if they start begging and running, you aren't allowed to shoot
them. Put me on the jury please.

Friday, July 25, 2014

You had such good intentions for when you got home from work: go to the gym, call a friend and sort out that paperwork. But after a hard day in the office you ended up slumped on the sofa in front of the television instead. If
you feel bad about it you’re not alone - scientists have discovered
that watching television at the end of a long day can make you feel
guilty and like a failure. More here:

That's
right. Everyone else feels guilty ... like a failure, if they watch TV
after work ... and you should too ... you know, if you're a brainless,
cud-chewing sheep.

This kind of crap cracks me up. One commenter summed up my feelings:

Oh, great! A "study" by a communications major, appearing in a Journal of Communications!

Yeah, sure: people watch TV every night just so they can feel guilty and bad about themselves!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Israel did garner initial global empathy at the beginning of the latest
conflict, after three Israeli teenagers in the West Bank were killed,
but that changed quickly as the Israel Defense Forces moved into densely
populated Gaza in an effort to stop rocket fire from Hamas onto Israeli
cities and settlements. More here:

Right. Because Israel isn't supposed to do anything about the "Palestinians" firing rockets into their cities. Can't you see the logic? No? Turns out you aren't alone. Many people can't see the logic. For those people the media come to the rescue. Just refer to the cartoon above.

Friday, March 21, 2014

MARCH 20-- Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina.

The suspect, approached the 35-year-old victim Monday morning inside a store in Lincolnton, a city about 40 miles northwest of Charlotte.
Claiming to be a podiatry student, the man struck up a conversation with the victim and “talks [her] into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department," according to police.

“At one point the suspect took the victim’s foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim’s toes,” cops added.

The suspect, a black male wearing a sweater and tan pants, departed the Walmart after the woman extricated her toes from his clutch. Suspect pic and article here:

Ok, I have just one question.How long did she let him suck her toes before she figured it crossed the
line?One minute? Two minutes? Until someone she knew saw her? How long was
it?Cuz I'm only of average intelligence but when someone's mouth gets close to
my feet, I'm aware of it. It's not as if "Oopsie daisy, someone is sucking my
toes ... ALL OF A SUDDINK."

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

A grim new milestone at one of the world's most popular suicide spots: Some 46 people jumped to their deaths from the Golden Gate Bridge last year, it was announced yesterday.

That's the most recorded since the San Francisco landmark opened in 1937, per the Chronicle. Campaigners say those lives could have been saved by the safety net that the Golden Gate Bridge Highway and Transportation District approved years ago, but the project is still at least $45 million short on funding. More here:

$45 million "short." Gee, if they're "short" $45 million, how much is the total bill?

I love how the jackasses use the word "funding" in place of "Go take some of Klown's money."

Awww, maybe I should chip in. After all, a human life is worth all the money I have, right? And let's face the truth, these suicides are our fault for not "chipping in." Everyone knows if there were a net underneath the bridge these suicides wouldn't happen. It's common knowledge ... there's no other way to commit suicide other than jumping off the gd Golden Gate bridge. Idiots.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Jamie Coots, one of the stars of National Geographic‘s reality show Snake Salvation, died Saturday of a venomous snake bite. According to reports he refused medical attention after being bitten in his Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name in Middlesboro, Kentucky and died shortly thereafter in his home. The show debuted last Fall centered on two Pentecostal preachers who handle deadly snakes as part of a century-old Appalachian practice originating from a Bible passage that suggests those anointed by God will not be harmed by a poisonous snake bite.

Well, I've been waiting to use this one (and I didn't have to wait long) ... "In the biggest plot twist since the Grizzly Man got eaten ... "

I saw that one on the Jon Stewart show the other night when he was describing how the rebels in Syria became violent.

Coots had previously been bitten nine times and lost a finger to a rattlesnake bite.
The pair have come under fire from authorities for hunting and collecting deadly snakes for their church services. Last year Coots pled guilty to illegally possessing and transporting three rattlesnakes and two copperheads in Tennessee after the state seized them in a traffic stop as he was driving them from Alabama to Kentucky. More here:

Imagine the odds on that ... there you are ... driving home with some poisonous SCHNAKES when the blue lights go on behind you. Now that there is a mystery. Perhaps the NSA had clued the cops in on his whereabouts and shananagins. Nah, prolly just a coinkydink, right? No reason to get paranoid.

Monday, February 3, 2014

"Local officials who abuse zoning authority powers to cower citizens into submission and deprive land owners of Constitutional rights in the enjoyment of their land must be subject to fines and actual damages they cause including attorney fees," Delegate Bob Marshall noted in support of his HB 1219 recently introduced in the Virginia General Assembly.

Marshall introduced his bill in direct response to incidents precipitated by county officials who threatened Virginia citizen farmer Martha Boneta. Boneta gained national attention after she was cited and threatened with $5,000 per-day fines for hosting such 'menacing activities' as a birthday party for eight 10-year old girls without a permit and advertising pumpkin carvings. Virginians rallied at two "pitchfork protests" in support of Boneta.

Marshall said, "I am convinced this harassment will continue until local officials realize they can be held liable in the form of fines and other costs." H.B. 1219 provides that local governments violating constitutional rights through zoning shall pay their victims (1) the amount of the fines they sought to impose, and (2) actual damages including attorney fees. Local government officials who intentionally violate this law would also be liable. More here:

That's great ... now be sure to write into the law that the government won't pay their fines for them.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

VATICAN CITY (AP) — Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds.

As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter's Square on Sunday, a seagull and a large black crow swept down on the doves right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Palace.

One dove lost some feathers as it broke free from the gull. But the crow pecked repeatedly at the other dove. More (with pics) here:

Yes, the doves were "released." But first they were "captured" ... right? Why do they ALWAYS leave that part out? Quite a mystery, no?

And after the "release" they were pecked unmercifully. Another "mystery" to libs. You see, idiot-libs insist that mother nature's creatures want to commune with us and be "friends."

I think we ought to capture these idiots and then "release" them amongst some hungry bears and let them commune to their heart's content. Same goes for ALL the jackasses who want to "release doves" as part of a wedding or some other gathering of morons. What say you?

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The victim is a street sweeper who stutters ... so naturally the kids make fun of him. It is thought the street sweeper smacks one of the kids who then gets his older brother (the tough guy) to punish the street sweeper for retaliating. It is then, justice is dispensed.

One of your intellectual betters sharing part of his vast depository of knowledge.

Oh yes ... ever notice? They (idiot-liberals) are never slow with the dispersal of their great genius. Just watch some TV "news" for two minutes and you'll see what I mean. They can't go that long without lecturing you. All of them sitting there ... wanting to be first to tell you "It's not about ______, it's about _______.

Luckily for them, facts are unimportant. The important thing is for you to agree with them and share their views. And this is the ever present conundrum of the lib ... they don't understand why they can't just force their views on others ... the universe seems unfair to them with regard to this.

But they seem to have found a way around the constitution possible way to do it. All they need to do is vote your rights away. That's right, a majority means they can do what they want. Just like when the "majority" in the south wanted to keep slavery ... see what I mean?

After all, everyone would be so much better off if we just followed their orders. And it's not like they would be mean slave drivers ... nossir .... they'd be very benevolent masters ... you know ... if they could just FORCE you to obey.