It's clear who the bully here is. If not, let Courtney spell it out for you. But the whole kerfluffle opened up another argument about how we're not allowed to criticize the Parkland Tweens about anything ever. While every ignorant comment that comes out of their mouths has CNN chiming in, "Your farts smell like feelings."

But I did want to share these Ben Shapiro tweets. Ben took a break from poisoning the youth of America one chemtrail infused tumbler at a time. And got all Don Henley on us but getting down to the heart of the matter.

Here's where leftists chime in, "YOU WERE A TEENAGE POLITICAL CELEBRITY TOO! DERPITY DEERPY DERP DERP DERP!" The line to kiss Ben's hindquarters forms to the right on that one.

So yeah. Making fun of kids for not getting into college probably isn't the smartest thing to do. Especially when Hoggy and Marchingcats leave so much to criticize from a policy standpoint. Also, from a stop being a douche standpoint.