If cilantro were a historical malevolent dictator, who would it be? Why?

Hilter. It wants to take over the world. So many recipes now call for it!

My cilantro story, first experience, recent anecdote, rant, etc...

I first discovered it at a local eatery. I ordered a BBQ chicken pizza, something about wasn't right. It had a soap taste. I figured out it was the green leafy things on the pizza that were the problem. I asked the waitress what they where, "Cilantro" she replied. I looked up cilantro on Google and found this website, and found I wasn't alone. The next time I went back to that eatery I ordered the same pizza, w/o the devil herb. No soap! My only problem in life now is making sure the devil herb doesn't get into my Indian food(my fav type of food).