According to the New York Post when Michael Jordan entered into Cafe` Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort in Anguilla, a British island territory in the Caribbean, a woman fainted. The following day MJ called the Cafe` and asked if the lady who passed out upon his entrance was ok? MJ don’t flatter yourself too much homie, even if you were there to meet with Jeter and Minka Kelly. BALLINNN.

According to the New York Post, the lady did not pass out because of MJ’s BALLIN entrance,

But passed out upon hearing news from a doctor about her son’s condition in regards to a broken nose. DAMN this kid’s nose must be pretty messed up if his mom passed out from information about it. Maybe it looked like he got in the face with a shovel. He might now look like Little Nicky.