Who’s Matthew Dalrymple when he’s at home? I dunno, coming round here, sticking his ‘mentioned on twitter’ posts that make no sense to proper right-minded people like us. And what’s “More news at 11 RT” mean? Some sort of code used by terrorists and/or sexual-deviants no doubt. RT stand for Russell T (Davies) doesn’t it? See, I was right, coded messages for sexual deviant terrorists. I dread to think what he means by ‘news’

AND he doesn’t even have a proper name, like *Bulk Slash, Marimo, StuntCunt, Floppylobster, Carr, Phorenzik, Police Constable London, Bilal, or similar (although I’m not sure about Bilal if I’m honest with you)

Shit. Did you have to put up a link to the Sun, Zorg? Think I’m infected. I’ll be reading the Daily Mail website next…

Oh, and are these types of posts good or bad? (Matthew Dalrymple’s that is, I know mine are bloody useless already) I’m guessing for most readers they’re pretty much like spam but good for your stats? (If you care about such things?)

They’re kind of good, as if Matthew Dalrymple happens to be a bit of a famous TV writer with 100,000 followers, it might mean a few of them come here.

I tried leaving a comment on the Daily Mail today for the first time, pointing out something they did that was shit. It was held in administration, never appeared, then all the other comments on the “story” were deleted.

It made me imagine being the person whose job it is to oversee the Daily Mail comments section. And then everything seemed OK.

Hmmm…100,000 of someone else’s ‘followers’ all traipsing through here, just going “hmmmm” and looking round the place like a parent visiting their childs first bedsit/student digs. And most likely tutting. Under their breath at first but more pointedly when they find the link to Extra-last and the Emergency Teclast link.

That’s a good thing, then, yes?

As for the Daily mail, have you considered maybe sending whoever it is a message via the comments section? Send them secret ways of responding whilst still deleting your comment and see if they do? It’d be like living in a Nazi-occupied country during the war and sending mesages to a penpal, secretly stating your political or sexual leanings. Secret messages that could expose you and cause your death if discovered.

There you go, don’t say we never give you good blog ideas. Obviously, you’d need to also post whatever your message was that they deleted/secretly responded to but otherwise that’s pure (nazi) gold, that is. You could be this millennium’s Anne Frank