With the dominance of the Nintendo Wii, I must say it’s surprising to find that people still play with yo-yos. And by people, I still mean the 1% percentile of nerdboys who believe they can land a model babe by wooing her with complicated loop tricks.

For post’s sake, we’ll pretend like the next three minutes and some change is the stuff legends are made of. And not for nothing, Jensen Kimmitt, the 2010 World Contest 1A Champion is pretty skillful with his trusty Northstar (which you can purchase your own at www.yoyofactory.com). If your little sister has a thing for society rebels who refuse to part with their 6th grade toys, you might want to keep her away from Jen Kimm.