Minecraft Creeper Bracelet May Make Crime Pay

Do you frequently get caught with your hand in the cookie jar? The not-so-cruel and quite-usual punishment for such a misdemeanor is a slap on the wrist. But perhaps you want to have your cookie and eat it, too, without answering for your crime? The Minecraft Creeper Bracelet may make parents and constables think twice before giving you what you deserve for your unjust desserts! It doesn’t actually explode on contact, but it might just be enough to make the authorities think that it does.

Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.

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