TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES: Cowboys Vs. Saints

Jake ODonnell 10:02 am, October 02nd, 2015

Unfortunately, Tony Romo and Dez Bryant aren't playing in Sunday night's Saints-Cowboys game on NBC, so as a gesture of sympathy, Fallon left them out of his Tonight Show Superlatives -- which is something we totally would not have done.

Oh right, like it's soooo easy to come up with a creative description of two fairly normal-looking people at nine in the morning. Tweet at us if you think you can do better, otherwise, check out our favorite Tonight Show Superlatives below, which we've painstakingly ranked because, ya know, the internet.