First class cruise the hallAfter school we hit the mallFinding out what's up with ratAlways cool, sometimes stonedWho am I, well I'm DamoneSell my tickets, make some cash

I'm Mike Damone, master of the five point planYou wanna score, well I'm the manMove my tickets, make some breadIt's all about the five point spreadI ain't got it, it's not my fault

I'm Mr. Mike Damone

Get up late for schoolSunshine, air is coolSunshades, piano tieAnother day at Ridgemont HighSo I slept with Rattner's chickKnocked her up and vanished quickHer friends call me a prick, I don't careI'm Damone