Men usually don’t like fighting [with women], nor do they take the initiative to fight, but they’re experts at making women fight with them.

One day on the bus, I heard two girls in front of me talking. One girl said, “When my husband makes mistakes in the future, I’m going to make him kneel on a CPU!” The other girl replied, “My husband doesn’t kneel on a CPU (has many needles), I make him kneel on the remote control…each change of the channel is a beating!”

“Daddy, did you kneel down when you proposed to mommy?” “No.” “Why?” “Your mom said, ‘There will be plenty of opportunities for you to kneel down, so you are exempted this time.’”