Crush Links: Celebrity Wedding Weekend

While the rest of the world was busy watching fireworks and eating hotdogs, a few celebs decided to quietly tie the knot this Fourth of July weekend. That guy from That Thing You Do, Johnathon Schaech, wed One Tree Hill‘s Jana Kramer in Michigan while Jenna Fischer from The Office married screenwriter Lee Kirk while co-star Rainn Wilson looked on. (PopEater, PopEater)

Does Lindsay Lohan have a new love interest? The tabs say she’s been spending a lot of time with a beauty named Eilat Anschel in the past month. Eliat is a non-famous girl who’s most fascinating descriptor may be the fact that she recently completed a mandatory stint in the Israeli army. (TMZ)

Now that The Hills is on its last legs, striving reality star Stephanie Pratt is looking for a new gig. Will she be joining ex-bestie Roxy Olin in New York on The City? What ridiculous story will the MTV producers cook up to get here out here? (Page Six)

And speaking of The Hills, its original star Lauren Conrad will be making an appearance on the show’s season finale later this month. Shocker. (PopCrunch)

Was Khloe Kardashian photoshopped to be shorter in this bikini ad or did they make Kourtney and Kim stand on a box? (PopCrunch)

Kate Hudson and new beau Matt Bellamy are still going strong and he’s even planning to meet her mom, Goldie Hawn. Eat your heart out A-Rod! (People)

Katy Perry is harnessing the power of Facebook to campaign for a guest spot on Glee. Well, it worked for Betty White! (PopCrunch)

John Stamos is involved in some weird extortion plot. Guess that news got buried over the holiday weekend! (Perez Hilton)