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Alright, so here's what I think happened with this movie as it relates to Mark Hamill. He said in an interview that he signed on to make the new trilogy when Lucas still owned Star Wars. The second Disney bought George out it's not too difficult to see where someone with the pedigree of Mark Hamill and his likely connection to George Lucas would become disillusioned as fuck with all the Kathleen Kennedy corporate hackery. So I sympathize with Mark in that way, but then I see what Rian Johnson was attempting to do. The problem was that we needed to have the Luke's Jedi Temple Disaster: the movie in order to believe this bitter old man lol so yeah of course Mark Hamill didnt want to play a bitter old asshole Luke who drank cow tit milk and eye fucked Rey. Maybe Rian Johnson read Kaine's meme'd to death erotica fiction and got some interesting ideas, but I don't understand why he wrote an entire film of diversionary plots within diversionary plots until the end (which I actually enjoyed, but the set up was ?????)

It was still better than Force Awakens by a considerable amount, but the lack of Rey and Kylo twist was bullshit cause what do we have to look foward to when

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The entire resistance can now fit inside the millenium falcon? What kind of dumbass shit is this. What a joke

7/10 I guess

So far the only good movie out of these first 3 in terms of actual Star Wars has been Rogue One cause at least you get a phenomenal climax that rivals the original trilogy (irresponsible use of the force however by Disney cause they've given up on having some level of class with this franchise at this point cause Disney branded forced humor?)

You know nothing about film.

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Nintendo masks their lack of graphic quality with "quirky graphics and characters".

I can honestly say, if at 19, I was a pro baseball player, I would have exactly 100% fewer broken bats and thrown helmets.

I could have made a better TDKR

I feel sad for your inability to just enjoy an entertaining movie without you being critical over it's components.

The thing is, the Jedi Temple disaster is still too late to start with Luke's story. That doesn't explain what events led him to pull a lethal weapon on an innocent sleeping child that was also his nephew.

The thing is, the Jedi Temple disaster is still too late to start with Luke's story. That doesn't explain what events led him to pull a lethal weapon on an innocent sleeping child that was also his nephew.

exactly, I love that Luke channelled the dark side in real life and decided I’m just gonna fuck over this movie in the press

You know nothing about film.

Spoiler:

Nintendo masks their lack of graphic quality with "quirky graphics and characters".

I can honestly say, if at 19, I was a pro baseball player, I would have exactly 100% fewer broken bats and thrown helmets.

I could have made a better TDKR

I feel sad for your inability to just enjoy an entertaining movie without you being critical over it's components.