Dogs Getting On My Last Nerve Today

It started with the dogs waking me up early on the first day I've had off for two weeks. All day long, they've been managing to block doorways and paths, trip me repeatedly, wanting out and in and out and in at the most inconvenient times, while George sometimes just stands in the middle of the floor and barks for no apparent reason. Arrrrrrrrrgh. And for some reason, the birds have been especially needy, too. I need a babysitter and a night on the town!