The all-female event is the first of it’s kind for the WWE and employees are doing all they can to keep Mr. McMahon from causing problems. Distractions, business trips, and feeding him Nyquil have proved fruitless.

“We really need to spice things up at Evolution,” said McMahon during a booking meeting. “Title matches are nice, but we need something really special. Something that will grab people’s attention!”

“What did you have in mind?” asked McMahon’s son, Shane.

“I’ve been jotting down some ideas that I think you’ll love,” said McMahon, plunking down a large notebook. “Let’s see…Evening Gown match? Bra and Panties match? Lingerie Pillow Fight? Mud wrestling match? Over The Top, Off With The Top? We haven’t done that one in a while!”

“Dad, it’s 2018. We don’t do that anymore,” said his daughter Stephanie.

“You’re right. It’s almost Thanksgiving. We should have a Gravy Bowl match!” said McMahon excitedly.

“No, I mean we are treating women’s matches the same as the men’s matches,” said Stephanie. “You wouldn’t want to see Hunter take on John Cena in a Whipped Cream In A Pool match?”

McMahon paused for a second. “Hmmm. Well, what kind of whipped cream?”

Meanwhile, Hervina & Santina Marella are anxiously awaiting by the ol’ tin can and string for a call from Kevin Dunn about appearing in the battle royal. Santina giggling nervously keeps polishing her crown and wistfully looking at the telephone willing it to ring.