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Friday, October 11, 2013

ByeBye Kris & Bruce Jenner!

So Kris and Bruce Jenner are splitting up. How's anyone surprised? Many people couldn't believe it came after 22 years. Really? I can't believe it lasted that long. Can you imagine being married to that fame obsessed, controlling, emasculating, family whorring, embarrasing bitch. She did manage to make millions for her fat, hairy daughters so I'll give her credit there.

Kris is making the best of the situation of course and is currently in talks with E! developing her new pilot "Kris the Cougar".

Kris has always wanted to be one of the sister's and not a Mom...no way she'd let Khloe get all the attention with her split.

Bruce kept a straight face all these years and never showed unhappiness...he actually hasn't shown any facial expressions since his botched face lift.