Now granted he does actually work as a fitness model, so in sporting circles he may be looked up to for his impressive bulk.

But we're not sure a nice set of abs, a famous wife-to-be, fling with a reality star (Chanelle Hayes) and less than a fortnight on a TV programme make you a "role model" – but congratulations on those biceps.

Good job.

WTF? Bey's dad claims the divorce rumours were a ploy to sell more tickets [INSTAGRAM]

“You sometimes have to ignite that tour. It's called the Jedi mind trick. The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot.”

Matthew Knowles

For WTF quote No2 we take a leap over the pond to hear from the father of Beyoncé and Solange Knowles.

Matthew claimed the divorce rumours that have plagued Bootylicious Bey and her rapper husband Jay Z are all just a clever ruse to promote their On The Run tour.

The popstar-pushing pap claimed: "I know because we've done this before. You sometimes have to ignite that tour. It's called the Jedi mind trick. The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot."

Daddy Knowles even suggested the mind-boggling elevator scrap may have been staged.

Back in May shocking footage of Solange laying into her brother-in-law after the Met Gala was leaked online, but according to Matthew that's just his pesky daughters playing with The Force again – what would Yoda say?

"All I know is the Jedi mind trick. Everyone's talking about it, ticket sales went up. Solange's album sales went up 200%"

Would the wealthiest, most successful couple in the industry really have to make themselves look like a feuding family from The Jeremy Kyle Show to flog a few tickets? We doubt it.

And we'd also advise Mr Knowles to avoid getting in a lift with either of his children after those barbed comments.

THROWING SHAPES: Lily Allen's 19-month-old daughter can twerk [WENN]

WTF No3 comes from Lily Allen, fresh back in the UK after supporting Miley Cyrus for a few dates of her Bangerz tour.

It seems like the Sheezus singer's children may have been paying close attention to the ex-Hannah Montana actress, because now her toddler can TWERK.

The dance move was basically trademarked by Billy Ray's daughter during her outrageous performance at the MTV VMA awards in 2013, but now it's taking over the Allen-Cooper residence.

When quizzed by Jonathan Ross if her tots Ethel and Marnie had inherited her performer genes, Lily revealed: "Yes, actually. The eldest one loves singing in her cot for about an hour every night before she goes to bed.

"And the other one can actually twerk already."

Marnie is 19-months-old, we'll just leave you to mull that over.

OF COURSE: James Jordan reckons he's the Brad Pitt of dance [CHANNEL 5]

Coming in at No4 on our list of ridiculous statements made by famous faces is another Celebrity Big Brother contestant.

James Jordan – 'Who?' we hear you cry, well luckily enough the Strictly star has answered that himself.

With a straight face and no hint of irony, Ola's husband said: "In the dancing world I'm like Brad Pitt."

Cue a hysterical Louis Spence challenging him to a dance to the death.

MEOW: Kelly Brook lashed out at one of David McIntosh's former flames [INSTAGRAM]

Last but not least in at No5 is curvy model and presenter Kelly Brook, who isn't exactly known for her controversial outbursts.

The usually-nice-as-pie brunette showed her temper yesterday when one of her hubby-to-be's former flames labelled David McIntosh a cheapskate.

Ex-Big Brother hopeful Chanelle Hayes says her romance with the Gladiator was doomed from the start because of his stingy behaviour.

She claimed their first date was at Pizza Hut and he then refused to pay the bill.

Maybe a little sensitive because of the distance between her and her beau, Kelly took the bait.

Lashing out on Twitter she jibed: "Hang on… She slept with him even after he refused to buy her pizza? #Shame. I waited for Diamonds."

Not keen to be shamed Ms Hayes replied: "I definitely did NOT sleep with him. Good luck with the pre-nup."

Drawing a close to the very public spat, Kelly furiously wrote: "Feels like I just threw a dog a bone."