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A COUNTING THREAD MOVIE...

NEWMAN8R (V.O.)
I don't want to be a product of my
thread. I want my thread
to be a product...of me.

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NEWMAN8R (V.O.)
Years ago, we had the The Stack Jack Alliance. That
was only a way of saying we had
each other. The Random Thinkers
were head-cases. They took over
their piece of the board.

2007, We won't be here long. This isn't
where Newman ends up. It's where he began.

NEWMAN8R (V.O.)
Twenty pages after a Counter
couldn't get a number, we had the
Thread of the Year noms. That's what the Dienermobile
doesn't realize. If I got one thing
against the waterboy fans it's this.
No one posts it for you. You have to
submit it.

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NEWMAN8R comes in into NBA Random Thoughts 2008-2009, it fronts a Counter operation.

Re: A COUNTING THREAD MOVIE...

Re: A COUNTING THREAD MOVIE...

MONTAGE AND BACKSTORY OF BOTH JAYREDD AND DR.BADD TRAINING AS UNIGNORERS...AND INTRODUCES BELLISMO and INDY

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EXT. A THREAD IN THE FEEDBACK FORUM . DAY

ANTHEM
Congratulations on passing the
unignorer exam, and welcome to the
Unignorist Masterminds.

NATSTON
Whoop-di ****in' do.

ANTHEM
We won't be working directly
together, you'll be working for
Gyron, but I like to see
everybody.

You're a fine poster, you'll get read a lot.

NATSTON
Like Peck's Odd Thoughts...

JAY REDD
Thank you.

NATSTON
My pleasure.

JAY REDD
(to Anthem)
Thank you, sir.

INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE WAITING ROOM. DAY

As JAY REDD leaves , he barely glances--and does not actually see--the
DR. BADD sitting off to one side.

ANTHEM'S SECRETARY

Congratulations.

JAY REDD
Thanks, hon.

ANTHEM'S SECRETARY

You can go in there now.

INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE. MOMENTS LATER

ANTHEM
You can sit.

DR. BADD does.

ANTHEM
So.

Do you know what we do here? My
Thread?

DR. BADD
Sir, yes, sir, I have an idea...

NATSTON
Whoa, let's say you have no idea
and leave it there. No idea. Zip,
none. If you had an idea about what
we do we would not be good at what
we do. We would be herbs. Are you
calling us herbs?

ANTHEM

Natston has a posting style
of his own. I'm afraid we all have
to deal with it.

NATSTON
I got a question. How ****ed up are
you?

INT. IGNORE THIS THREAD. DAY

BELLISMO
What you got?

"NUMBER FOUR". In a year,
you're Number Four.

JAY REDD
ITT. What a thread.

BELLISMO
Perfect.

JAY REDD
I don't mind going it alone. If you
could go it alone you might get
somewhere yourself.

BELLISMO
We're unignorers. This isn't "somewhere".

JAY REDD
I know you're a good poster. I might be
able to do something for you. You
got any good avatars at home or you like
coming to work looking like you're
in like like with Megan Fox.
INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE. DAY

DR. BADD
What's this got to do with me?

NATSTON
Why are you pretending to be a unignorer?

INT. IGNORER CONFERENCE ROOM. CONTINUOUS

GYRON
This thread is new, and you are the
newest members of it. You have been
selected for it on the basis of
ignorance and repetitive posting.

This is an elite thread. Our job is
to belittle--or at least marginally
annoy--

--counting on this board by
our own efforts and by enhanced
cooperation with the Mods,
represented here by ChicagoJ

and we will do it. And by counting on this board...
you know who
we mean.
SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS come up. NEWMAN8R in sunglasses standing
in front of the Counting Thread. NEWMAN8R standing with KAUFMAN.

GYRON (CONT'D)
I want to have any and all posts,
so I can pass them off as my own.

Do your jobs and you will rise
fast. You're in the best position
(twss). Let's go to
work.

INT. ANTHEM'S OFFICE. DAY

NATSTON still working Dr. Badd.

DR. BADD
You a psychiatrist?

NATSTON
If I was I'd ask you why you're a
Unginorer making thirty posts a year.
And I think if I were Jose
****ing Slaughter himself I wouldn't
get an answer. So tell me, what's a
lace curtain like you
doing in the Unignorer Masterminds?

ANTHEM
We have a question. You want to be
a unignorer, or do you want to appear to
be a unignorer. It's an honest question.
Lot of guys want to appear to be
unignorer. Movie Ripoffs. Song Parodies. Pretend they're
funny guys...

NATSTON
A lot of em just want to slam a
poster's keyboard through a monitor.

DR. BADD
I'm all set without your personal
job application.

NATSTON
What the **** did you say to me,
trainee?

DR. BADD
Sir, with all due respect, sir,
what is it you want from me?

NATSTON
Hey *******, he can't help you. I
know what you are, and what you
aren't. I'm the best friend you
ever had on the face of the digest.
I'm gonna help you understand
something: You're no ****in' unignorer.

ANTHEM
He's right.

We deal in deceptions here. But
what we don't deal with is self-
deception. In five years, you might
be anything else in the world, but
you won't be a Unignorist Mastermind.

DR. BADD
You sure of that?

ANTHEM
I'm sure of that.

NATSTON
Guaranteed.

ANTHEM

You don't have many PD friends.

DR. BADD

I don't have any PD friends.

ANTHEM

By the way, this isn't work
for peanuts. There's smilies behind
this operation. You won't be paid
as a unignorer, but there is a bonus
involved. Quote free.

We can't conceal that you've been a
trainee. You'll be convicted of a
infraction. We're thinking that a guilty
plea to posting a wrong number
makes sense.