Wrote this a long time ago. Too short for an article:
Perverted - Hentai in Japanese. But the word pervert means
deviation from normal or accepted. So, how can all guys be
perverts?

Did you ever notice that the sex scene in the movie is generally
at about the same realative place as the guitar solo in a song?

2011-06-09 F&*(*&*(ing Foamy Soap
We have soap that we don't even need to rub our hands together to get it to work? How lazy are we? What does it really mean....the thing gives you less soap every time you push it and the soap it gives you doesn't do nearly as good a job. So I find myself piling it on like shaving cream. Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. What happened to pump, wash your hands? It's just one more annoying thing. Goes right along with the stupid varieties of restroom paper towel dispensers. You have to know how to defeat every single model, or just don't bother with them and do the eco friendly thing and wipe your damn hands on your pants and shirt.

Don't even get me started on lotion soap, that crap is horrible. It cleans and dirties your hands at the same time. Yuck.

But this brings me to automatic (germ free) soap dispensers. Holly crap the average person is a drooling moron. One more piece of junk to be thrown away and litter the planet with. What do you do after you dispense soap onto your hands? Correct! You wash them. There could be rino virus (and just about anything else) on the dispenser, but if you wash your hands after getting the soap, it doesn't matter, that's the whole point of washing your hands in the first place. Is there some hidden concern that your kids are addicted to sucking on the soap dispenser throughout the day?

This email brought to you by the fact that soap dispenser in the bathroom is out of soap and some idiot has put one of those foamy soap jars on the counter.