Thursday, August 11, 2005

Born to be wild

If you woke up this morning with a nagging sense that there was more to this day than meets the eye, you would be correct. Today is, in fact, the birthday of one uber-blogger Jessica Rabbit. I have it on the best of authority that she's nearly old enough to drink alcohol!

So, to my friend who publicly accused me of having assless chaps before I actually had them, who let me talk to her children without calling the police, who was nice enough to help me up and not leave me crumpled in the Chicago quicksand, who has recently made me laugh so hard a carbonated beverage squirted like a goddamn fountain out my nose, I say:

Happy Birthday, Bazonga Queen! You bring wisdom, merriment, and a fair amount of smut to Blogsylvania. May your plate always be plentiful with sushi and your ears perpetually full of Maynard.

And may you never be afflicted with cat food pussy; cats would be happy, Hermione would be happy, Nick...not so much.

Please stop by Jess' place and wish her the most kick-ass of birthdays today!

Oh lady thank ya! Im having a good day so far. I got a gift card for Victorias Secret, one for the Bath and Body store, Nick brought me home the nicest card, and he put out! And a back rub! And now this, thank you so much lady.

And hey, when did the soda come out your nose? You didnt tell me that!

Jess the Birthday Girl - Nick put out? It IS a great birthday for you! Nothin' like the gift of Wood on your special day...And you have made Dr. Pepper shoot out my nose on more than one occasion. All I got to say is...cat food pussy.Now go pee, you'll feel better.

Great! I'll stop by and wish that cutie a great day. She must be quite young if they're still great. I stopped having them about five yrs. ago as I started getting the sensation of racing toward death...