Bjorn is back! Hobbling on one leg, and having only a 0-3 result to cheer him up as he and Patrick discuss this past weekend's debacle in Wolfsburg.

No reason to sugar-coat it - this game was depressing - and Patrick and Bjorn do their best to find something positive - anything positive.

Topics discussed:

- If you're Barcelona, you don't need strikers - Werder Bremen need strikers.- Negative tactics, negative players - even Naldo said so.- Thomas Eichin is tired of his team's $%!&- Can Werder bounce back against Hannover? Clue: it would require scoring goals.- Other action around the league this week.

Don't listen to this podcast around sharp objects - at least not until next week.