~ Random stories

Meme

✓I don’t watch much TV these days.(Download the stuff I’m recomended to watch series in blocks but almost nothing week-on-week)

✓I own lots of books.(“A lot” is very relative)

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.

✓I love to play video games.(Ones that capture my interest – hasn’t happened in a very long time)

✓I’ve tried marijuana.(But not found in interesting enough to try again)

✓I’ve watched porn movies.(Who hasn’t (males especially)?)

✓I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.(Probably)

✓I believe honesty is usually the best policy.(Usually, not always)

✓I curse sometimes.

× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Not over the last year)

× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone’s bones.

✓I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

× I hate the rain.

× I’m paranoid at times.

✓I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.(Think about it very occasionally)

× I need/want money right now.

✓I love sushi.

✓I talk really, really fast.

✓I have fresh breath in the morning.(No-one has ever complained)

✓I have long hair.

× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Not many people go to Las Vegas and don’t gamble – I did)

✓I have at least one sibling.

✓I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

× I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.

✓I like the way that I look.(Mostly)

✓I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.(Can’t think of an occasion but seems likely)

× I am usually pessimistic.

× I have a lot of mood swings.

✓I think prostitution should be legalized.

× I slept with a roommate.

× I have a hidden talent.

× I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

✓I have a lot of friends.

× I have pecked someone of the same sex.

× I enjoy talking on the phone.

× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

× I love to shop and/or window shop.

× I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.

✓I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

✓I have a mobile phone.

× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Not for many years now)

× I’ve rejected someone before.

✓I currently like/love someone.

× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

✓I want to have children in the future.

× I have changed a diaper before.

× I’ve called the cops on a friend before.

× I’m not allergic to anything.

✓I have a lot to learn.(Everyone always does – until they day they die)

× I am shy around the opposite sex.

× I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.

× I have at least 5 away messages saved.

✓I have tried alcohol or drugs before.(Alcohol is a drug, d’uh)

× I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.

✓I own the “South Park” movie.

× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.

× I enjoy some country music.

✓I would die for my best friends.(Maybe – I’d like to think so)

× I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.

× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

✓I have dated a close friend’s ex.

✓I am happy at this moment.

× I’m obsessed with guys.

✓Democrat.

×Republican.

×I don’t even know what I am.

✓I am punk rockish.(Not really, but I’d like to think I am)

× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.

× I study for tests most of the time.

× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.

× I can work on a car.

× I love my job(s).

✓I am comfortable with who I am right now.(Good description)

× I have more than just my ears pierced.

× I walk barefoot wherever I can.

× I have jumped off a bridge. (But I’d like to)

× I love sea turtles.

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.

× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I used to be)

× I hate office jobs.

✓I went to college out of state.

× I am adopted.

× I am a pyro.

× I have thrown up from crying too much.

× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (But one or two have tried)

× I fall for the worst people.

✓I adore bright colours.

× I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.

✓I can pick up things with my toes.

× I can’t whistle.

× I have ridden/owned a horse.

× I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.

✓I talk in my sleep.

✓I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.(Next centuary please)

✓I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.(My major failing)

× I wear a toe ring.

× I have a tattoo.

× I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.

✓I am a caffeine junkie.

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all.

× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.

× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.

× I’m an artist.

× I am ambidextrous.

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.

× If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony.

× I have terrible teeth.

× I hate my toes.

✓I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me.

× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

✓I have lived in either three different states or countries.

× I am extremely flexible.

✓I love hugs more than kisses.

× I want to own my own business.

× I smoke.

✓I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.

× Nobody has ever said I’m normal.

✓Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.(Frequently annoys)

× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.

× I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits.

✓I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.(But unpleased isn’t a word)

× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

× I have played strip poker with someone else before.

× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.

× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.

× I can’t stand being alone. (I got used to it – now I’m happy either way)

× I have at least one obsession at any given time.

× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.

× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.

× I’m a judgmental asshole. (But I used to be)

× I’m a HUGE drama-queen.

✓I have travelled on more than one continent.(Several actually)

× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Maybe my mother)

× I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am.

× I am a Libertarian.

× I can speak more than one language.

× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.

× I would rather read than watch TV.

✓I like reading fact more than fiction.(These days it’s getting that way)

× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.

× I have no piercings.

× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.

× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.

× There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it.

× I like most animals better than most people.

× I own a collection of retro games consoles.

× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.

× I have hit someone with a dead fish.

× I am compulsively honest.

× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.

× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (These are getting to specific / weird…)

× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.

× I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.

✓I dislike milk.

× I obsessively wash my hands.

× I always carry something significant around with me.

× Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.

× I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Actively the oposite)

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.

✓I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.

✓I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.

× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.

× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.

× I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts.

✓I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.(Sometimes you have to do what you can to get by)

✓I don’t like to chew gum.(I don’t like gum at all!)

× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.

✓I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.

× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.

× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.

✓I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.(A different game but often weekly, yes)

✓I love to sing.

× I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up.

✓I have a custom-built computer.

✓I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.

× I’ve gone skinny-dipping. (I’ve been stupid and missed out twice)

✓I’ve performed in three plays.

✓I enjoy burritos.

× I’m Irish and loving it.

✓I have a thing for redheads.

× I am a twin!

× Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. (I like both)

× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.

× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.

× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.

✓I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough.(Good question)

× I need more time to myself.

× I wish I was more open-minded.

× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.

✓I download songs from the internet.

× I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.

× I say random things to freak people out.

× I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.

× I love playing Truth or Dare.

× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.

× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.

× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.

✓I think this survey is particularly long.(With a lot of stupid questions)

× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.

× I can only hate someone that I love.

× I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.