Some time ago, we thought it’d be fun if we did Onion-style parody news pieces on Anime Diet, where we do ridiculous extrapolations from current anime news events. A number of readers seem to have confused these articles with real news, however. So this is the official disclaimer:

News marked under the category “Believe What You Hear” and credited to “Diet 3 Daily” are
fake. They are works of fiction, no matter how plausible they sound. Usually, they aren’t even plausible!

We post real news under the category “News and Commentary.” Please get that distinction straight. Believe What You Hear/Diet 3 Daily is fiction.

Future “Believe What You Hear” posts will contain a link to this disclaimer. We apologize for any confusion that may have occurred. Thank you.