Hello! How are you today?

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do (Me: Wow, just wow, only Thor fans would get this.)

Hello.

'sup

*sighs* All of these answers are absurd.

Hi, my name is Batman. (Me: WHAT?)

Your Color?

Deep, blood red.

OTHER

Black, black BLACK!

Red/Blue/White

Red/Yellow

Blue/Silver

Gold

What is your catchphrase? Or... not....

Tell me where the trigger is. Then... you have my permission to die!

YOU THINK YOU CAN THREATEN MY MOTHER?

Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.

(You): Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it.

He told me you were insane.... (Me: WHO DID?!)

I have no plans to die today!

*runs in the room panting* Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries. *hands me cranberries*

Me: God, I hate waiting for people to answer...You: But you love talking. Shut up.

Let's try this--

AWAY WITH YOU, MORTAL!!!

*silence* You can keep talking, ya know..

*laughs* This and that, where's my money?

*silence* Oh no... is this Earth's way of.... nevermind

Keep talking, you got miles to go...

Nope... just NOPE..

Yea, yea, catchphrase this, catchphrase that, when's the fighting?

Well, since the majority of you won't cooperate.. Sorry it's kinda stupid.