I am off to a free public lecture about dark matter and cosmology later on

it looks interesting

I can't get my head round dark matter. I saw Professor Brian Cox on telly standing next to a giant waterfall, trying to explain it, and I sort of hoped it would suck him in. The only dark matter I like is black chocolate. Have a good time, missis.

Good afternoon folks, empty of pocket and one tooth less!
She has saved the one next to it though. The little beggar took 30 minutes to extract and I fear that my neck and jaw are dislocated, but I am being brave while the anaesthetic is still working...

Celeste will be at the vets until tomorrow evening and it feels really weird to be walking around the house without a kitten in attendance, wanting to know what I am doing and getting herself shut into cupboards....

Also, they now fry in vegetable oil rather than proper lard, on health grounds. I distrust vegetable oil, except olive oil (which isn't hydrogenated). I had large cod and medium chips on the front at Weymouth recently, and it was like I'd gone to heaven--everyone else had small, so I was mocked ... and, sure enough, couldn't finish it. Which was the moment I realised I'm slowly losing my manhood.

We're just as snide as women, but I think we're more likely to ignore, or walk away from, any bad fallout. Also, being a male involves being slagged off remorselessly from a young age, so we get used to it. I wouldn't tease Hicky so much if I didn't think he has the hide of a rhinoceros.

Our group used to slag off each other remorselessly all the time. Male p*ss taken is a given from school and beyond especially in close groups of males. When one of the lads brougha new GF into the pub they were amazed and a typical comment was "i expected the tables to be going over"

Of course we had respect if someone had bad news. Well for a while. When Dad Balders died, I was like right stop walking on eggshells you *****

wo betide if you had a slip of the tongue. The lad who said Tottenham Forest dreaded Final Score for years

One lad was called custard cos he fad severe acne as a teen. his greeting was the Rhubarb and Custard theme

I can't get my head round dark matter. I saw Professor Brian Cox on telly standing next to a giant waterfall, trying to explain it, and I sort of hoped it would suck him in. [bold]The only dark matter I like is black chocolate[/bold]. Have a good time, missis.

That's what I thought, but "large cod" in Weymouth is seriously large (they do medium and normal as well). I did actually finish the fish, but not all the chips. I've always asked for large of everything all my life, but I'm having to rethink that now that I'm not what I was.

Our group used to slag off each other remorselessly all the time. Male p*ss taken is a given from school and beyond especially in close groups of males. When one of the lads brougha new GF into the pub they were amazed and a typical comment was "i expected the tables to be going over"

Of course we had respect if someone had bad news. Well for a while. When Dad Balders died, I was like right stop walking on eggshells you *****

wo betide if you had a slip of the tongue. The lad who said Tottenham Forest dreaded Final Score for years

One lad was called custard cos he fad severe acne as a teen. his greeting was the Rhubarb and Custard theme

It makes men sound like appalling bullies, but there's also a sense of support. After an argument with a woman, it's almost a relief to go out and get insulted by the lads, because it's basically meaningless, even a form of acceptance.

Always look on the bright side why dont you?
Try not to think of it as something you have to understand every bit of. Even if it is too complicated for you i am sure you will learn something, if not everything.

A guess. He looks a maverick. I dont know if that is an advantage as i dont watch it.

Always look on the bright side why dont you?
Try not to think of it as something you have to understand every bit of. Even if it is too complicated for you i am sure you will learn something, if not everything.

Ah, i think it is usually used to mean something is too complicated or highbrow i think? Anyhow, i shouldn't think it will be expected for anyone to remember it all. If you needed to then perhaps you could record sections of the lecture on your blackberry so you can re-cap later.

Ah, i think it is usually used to mean something is too complicated or highbrow i think? Anyhow, i shouldn't think it will be expected for anyone to remember it all. If you needed to then perhaps you could record sections of the lecture on your blackberry so you can re-cap later.

I am sat here in elfin leaf face paint after a fun day doing a face painting workshop! I had to stop off at the supermarket on the way home though......it was remarkable how virtually noone batted an eyelid at my vista

I am sat here in elfin leaf face paint after a fun day doing a face painting workshop! I had to stop off at the supermarket on the way home though......it was remarkable how virtually noone batted an eyelid at my vista