I Like My Vodka Cold... And Haunted

Nothing beats vodka straight out of the freezer, especially when it’s made from the purest spring water in all of Canada. But that “made from the purest spring water” bit has been done to death in marketing, so the makers of Frozen Ghost Vodka decided to go a different route. Their story involves thieving farmers and vengeful ghosts, which explains their chilling bottle design. I mean, it’s gotta be marketing, right? It’s not like farmer Tobias really got murdered by his neighbor and has been haunting the lake ever since, right? I’m not sure, but after a few drinks the story is starting to sound more believable.