New Kool-Aid Man can say things other than ‘Oh, Yeah!’

On the eve of his sixtieth birthday, The Kool-Aid man is learning to talk.

According to a Kool-Aid press release, the giant pitcher of punch will be able to say things other than “Oh, Yeah!” while bursting through walls and the like. Apparently that bit was getting stale.

“…The new lifelike Kool-Aid Man is technologically advanced, CGI-generated and more interactive and colorful than ever. In addition to his iconic tagline “Oh Yeah!” he will now have his own characteristic sound, expanded vocabulary and developed personality,” says the company.

Congratulations Kool-Aid Man, it has taken you 59 years to surpass the vocabulary of an 18-month-old baby.