In the opening minutes of Kansas' Sweet 16 tilt against Michigan, senior guard Elijiah Johnson got a little punchy in the place no man appreciates punchiness.

Instead of shuffling past the screen of Michigan freshman Mitch McGary, Johnson firmly planted his hand straight into his … well, you know.

McGary went down in pain, as a stunned Tim Hardaway Jr. and a lip-licking Bill Self looked on. Johnson kept going as if nothing happened, forgetting perhaps the dozens of cameras locked in on every part of the action.