Shadow hide u dude. They always say that and so loud. Wouldnt someone figure it out? Hey theres all these people going around about shadows, isnt that the sign of the sneak or something? Hey a bunch of people trading words about theives, shadows, a band of theives? THere is a thieves guild! Call Hermonyies Lex or whatever his name is!

Kyo-Fang chapter 2 . 1/18/2008

OMG! Dude dont get nude! Of course i did that too (by accident, all my stuff go put in a barrel), but no one minded, probably cause i'm a chick. Y'know when i killed a guy, three guys actually, and no one minded b/c they were theives there bodies just lay there. I mean pick them up and toss im in the water already. 60 days later - still there. So i stripped of all there stuff, including clothes. Yeah some people stare as they walk by but no one bothers. There freakin blocking the stairs, dont these gaurds do anything! Great stuff, keep it up.

Kyo-Fang chapter 1 . 1/18/2008

Lol! that's freaking funny. I love rants on games and crap pionting out all there flaws. When i got out of the sewer i was kinda lost too. But dude, why go to jail when u can just save before u commit a crime and then go back before u did it if ur caught? I live the whole game that way, i'm a cheater. Still pretty funny. Jeffrey is a horrid name but so is Urgz-glok-murgscon or whatever all those freakin orcs are called.

Lmao! Love it, so funny. This is the first Oblivion parody I've seen around but loving it. Funny bloke this Jeffrey :D Maybe I'll start a random new character to screw around with everyone too! Hope you update soon hehe

Again some absolutely brilliant one liners in this, had to stop reading several times due to extreme laughing. The random stuff that made up about half of the chapter length at the end is quite off-putting though, but I shall continue to read and review as long as you make more quality chapters