Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) and Peter Paparazzo (Jon Daly) are the Ed Hardy Boyz. They're equally sick at getting girls as they are at solving mysteries. With the help of Christian Audigier, King of the Ed Hardy fashion empire, they're working super hard to make our world a more dope place, one vodka event at a time. « less

The video opens with a shot of Nick Kroll and Jon Daly posturing for the camera. Hard rock music plays in the background. There is a short montage of images of Nick Kroll and Jon Daly. The shot cuts to a stylized background and the following text – The Ed Hardy Boyz. The shot cuts back to Nick Kroll and Jon Daly with text – solving mysteries – over them. The shot then cuts to a miniature Jon Daly dancing between the words – good at business. The shot then cuts to Nick Kroll posing behind the words – Super good at girls. Jon Daly appears by himself and the name - Peter Paparazzo – appears. The shot then cuts to Nick Kroll and the name Bobby Bottleservice appears. The words – The Ed Hardy Boyz – appears again. This cuts to the words – The Ed Hardy Boyz in the case of “The Missing Sick Belt Buckle.” The shot then cuts to Jon Daly and Nick Kroll out on the sidewalk talking to a woman.

Nick Kroll: Oh, I would love for you to come to an event that we are throwing. Are you interested in coming out?

Jon Daly takes pictures of the woman while Nick Kroll talks to her.

Nick Kroll: You have very beautiful nails and that phone is very cool. Thank you so much.

Jon Daly (to woman): Usually I'm very shy, but you've turned me into an introvert.

Nick Kroll (to two attractive women walking by): Oh, are you on an Anaheim baseball team, cause you both angels.

Jon Daly's phone rings.

Jon Daly: Oh, snap.

The phone's caller Id reads - Christian Audigier founder of Ed Hardy.

“Christian Audigier”: Hello boys. It's me Christian Audigier.

Jon Daly: What's up Christian?

“Christian Audigier”: I have a case for you. Yesterday, A totally sick belt buckle was stolen from my flagship store.

Jon Daly: No!

“Christian Audigier” (in car): The buckle was going to be a personal gift from me to my best friend Jon Gosselin. Your mission. Find the belt buckle. Return it to me and I will let you touch Michael Jackson's corpse.

Jon Daly: Tight.

Nick Kroll: Let's do this ASAP.

The shot cuts to Jon Daly and Nick Kroll at the Ed Hardy flagship store. The following text appears – OBJECTIVE SNIFF OUT CLUES. Nick Kroll is questioning Alison Becker.

Nick Kroll: OK, so what was it that occurred for you?

Alison Becker: I was in here folding clothes and this really sketchy guy came in and he was wearing an Affliction T-shirt.

The shot cuts to Jon Daly randomly taking photographs of the store's interior. The shot cuts back to Alison Becker and Nick Kroll.

Alison Becker: Oh, and then I went out for a little bit and when I came back, like, the sickest Ed Hardy belt was missing.

Nick Kroll: I would like to ask you now, as another follow up question, why is is that you look familiar? Do you work out at that gym that I have a financial stake in?

Alison Becker: No.

Nick Kroll: But you have a beautiful body. Third and thirdmostly, I would like to ask you, do you date me? No, not yet, but maybe someday, God willing.

Alison Becker: Oh, I don't know if this will help you, but he did mention that he never misses a free vodka event. Oh, that would be very much for me to tell you that we are doing an Ed Hardy vodka for children event tonight.

Jon Daly: He will be drawn to our vodka event like a moth to a flame.

Nick Kroll: Thank you for you help with this situation. It would be very much my honor that you would meet my mother.