Schmuck Lap The X

The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)

Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!

I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.

Imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad

"if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?" me: "hell ya if if i had skis and some snow"

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

"the hardest shit would be understanding what the name of the tricks are they are about to throw, "sw in butter 180 back foot back 2 out" or "stalefish tindy right wobble 9" etc if ya know what i mean" -Wesley.P

"they use different woods for lighter cores in womens skis. so if you have a womanly body (hah ya pussy) then go for it"

If you pizza when you are supposed to french fry, youre going to have a bad time.
"whenever i read your comments they're alway in ders's voice. is that weird?" -JBanden
"I hate it when I accidentally take off switch..." -*CUMMINGS*$

HWWOk well here are your options then, you have to complete a forfeit now.
1) Followcam e.heath hitting the course
2) Slide down the whole course on a borrowed sled (someone WILL have one)
3) Do your next behind the scenes wearing only underpants and a hat & goggles

these are all reasonable alternatives. I can back this cause... (although I'll admit I was initially skeptical and wouldn't even look at this thread after you tried to solicit my signature through a copy pasta-d private message.) I gave in though and I now fully support this petition thingy.

HWWOk well here are your options then, you have to complete a forfeit now.
1) Followcam e.heath hitting the course
2) Slide down the whole course on a borrowed sled (someone WILL have one)
3) Do your next behind the scenes wearing only underpants and a hat & goggles

You're completely leaving out the option of a naked streak bootski down the course.

"Is this another song about penises? I don't like all these songs about penises."
-my friend's dad
"when it comes down to it you just need to sack up and see some tits every once and a while."
-fanger
SKI THE EAST

Put together a quick video showcasing our heli lap in Silverton. We’ve got 5 more laps on our Freeskier tab, so we’ll be heading back sometime in the next few months to get some better snow?can’t f’ing wait.