The Oscars Are Happening Right Now, So Here's a Liveblog

So, in case you missed it, the Oscars are happening tonight. A lot of ridiculous stuff will be going on during the red carpet and the following show, and you can be sure we'll be pointing it all out right here.

Ready...set...Oscars!

Update #1: 6:38 PMLet's kick things off right: And by right, I mean, let's all look at E!'s weird replacement for the 360º glam cam. Apparently, they've decided that filming from an above angle would be a good idea.

It's not.

Update #2: 6:42 PM ...except when it involves June Squibb. Then it's an amazing and adorable idea.

Update #4: 7:18 PMLet's all take a moment to "aww" at a few aww-worthy moments happening on the red carpet right now...first: Jason Sudeikis taking an iPhone picture of fiancée Olivia Wilde as she poses for photographers on the red carpet.

Aww.

Second: Jared Leto and June Squibb walking arm-in-arm on the red carpet, like the adorable little duo they are.

Aww.

Update #5: 7:29 PMSteve Coogan feels the same way we do about E!'s Glam Cam.

Update #6: 7:31 PMAlso, Jennifer Lawrence has already tripped.

Update #7: 7:38 PMAnd now, with video!

Update #8: 7:58 PMAt least she was back in full form a few minutes later.

Update #9: 8:09 PMJimmy Kimmel rips all of us sitting at home tweeting snark. We aren't eating Cheetos, but we would if we had some. We can't help it Jimmy, we're hopeless and awkward and desperate for love, just like Chandler Bing.

Update #11 8:45 PMJared Leto wins best supporting actor and gives a touching speech about a teen mom who just so happens to be his mother, whom he also brought as a date. Adorable! He also shouts out the protesters in Ukraine and Venezuela.

Update #18: 10:17 PMLupita Nyong'o wins Best Supporting Actress for her role in 12 Years a Slave, and gives a tearful, genuinely thankful speech, dedicating her award to the real-life Patsy. "Thank you so much for putting me in this position," she says to director Steve McQueen. "It has been the joy of my life."

Update #19: 10:51 PMTo get us all through these commercials right now...how about this?