Ahman got a hundred yards I believe, but now I'm getting bitter, so he only gets one.

Defense

Horrible. Fire the defense coordinator!

Special Teams

Missed field goal? Come on!

Coach

You're fired!

Ted Thompson

You're fired!

Jets fans

Who cares? They are the Mets of the NFL.

Rookie of the Year

A.J. Hawk. This guy shows up to play.

Good game guys! You made a bad team look the the 1995 Dallas Cowboys! You have showed resilience in learning this year, and just to prove everyone wrong that you're not rebuilding you refuse to grow as a team. Way to go! At least we're not the Vikings or Bears. Talk about a sad sack game. Even we could have beat those two.