A situation in which an individual feels matter move extremely fast through his or her lower intestines with a loud gurgling sound. The signal implies that the individual has less than 2 minutes to find a toilet or else he or she will shit their paints in an explosive manner.

I just felt the hammer drop. If I don’t shred some porcelain now, I’m going to mess my pants!

Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!

Similar to a gaggle of retards, a DUNCH consists of two or more individuals grouped together in an intoxicated state that can be observed making loud noises, making poor decisions, and suffering from decreased motorskills.

Jimmy, how are we not going to get kicked out of the club with this DUNCH? One of the members already passed out, one tore an MCL, one sprained an ankle, and one is throwing ice into the crowd and doing the robot!