There he goes again.”
“Who?”
“You know. Mr. Chief Sinner.”
“Do you mean, Mr. Emotional?”
“Yes, Mr. Emotional.”
“Why are you surprised?”
“I don’t know, should I be?”
“He goes up there every week.”
“Doesn’t he ever get it right?”
‘You know how the “weak” always are?”
“How are they?’
“Just like you!”
“You mean, just like you!”
“No, I am right with GOD!”
“What is your proof?”
“…Let’s both go up.”
“Are you crazy?’
“No. But we are the only ones left in the pews.”
“So what, who’s looking at us?”
“Are all their eyes closed?”
“Not the Pastor’s!”
“Hey, move over brother that’s MY spot to pray!”