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Flappy Bird, ponified. No one cares.
by
Weatherman Dimitri

The thing
you weren’t waiting for at all, made by the Vietnamese developer Dong Nguyen, Flappy
Bird, one of the most shittiest, pointless games that is actually worse than
Angry Birds and it might make you an addict to it like ur mum is for dicks; has
been ponified and made into different versions.

One of the versions of this game is “FlappyShy”,
starring Yellow Quiet, made by Futzi01, creator of Most Epic Pony Game Ever…
yeah, remember that? Holy shit, it was sure awesome. Man, I’m never going to
forget that game, it was so epic! Remember when Pinkie- oh right, flappy pones.

Thanks for making my job easier, brah.

Also, the
instructions are very clear.

Yo, really. Thanks.

Well, you
know how it is. It’s pretty much the same, but instead of using a retarded
fuck-ugly bird copy-pasted from one of the hundred games of Mario that flies
between copy-pasted tubes from said franchise, you use that shy yellow equine
that pretty much does nothing except for blowing Discord’s cock in her shed and
using his cum as dressing for her salad. Anyway, when you lose the game, you
get this, along with 2 options: “Replay” and “I’m sorry!”

Piss off, I ain’t doin’ more
than one point for this article.

For
you pussies who want to know what the option “I’m sorry!” leads to… fucking
canucks

Fuck off, Fluttershit.

Alrighty
then, that’s one version covered. Now we have this other version made by the
user called Urimas, which is pretty much the same, but this guy made an effort
to make the game slightly different. The maker of this version made a
difficulty system for you n00bs0rz, changed the background and changed the
pipes for clouds.
The difficulties are set to 3 different pastel-colored miniature equines.

Banana Hush
for Easy, Twinkle Butt for Medium and Cunt for Hard.

Welp,
that’s pretty much it. Please enjoy these games and please, if you are feeling
euphoric, try out Flappy Fedora. Avoid the MTN Dew cans by tipping your flying
fedora and avoid getting friendzoned!

Comments (5)

That poll was an example of twisted psychology. It was worded so that people thought it said "Vote for your favourite pony". In actuality it said "Vote for the pony you most want to die in the Season 4 finale".Best of all, it fooled everyone. So Fluttershy was chosen as the sacrific-- Winner.