For day six, I combed through Colfax in Capitol Hill to see what kind of hair I’d come across. Enter D: a 26 year old Denver resident. D’s hair styling process is every woman’s dream: he wakes up everyday and does nothing to his ‘do – literally, nothing – and it looks perfect.

He doesn’t comb it. He doesn’t brush it. Doesn’t use mousse, wax, gel or spray. He cuts it himself, sometimes. And yeah, he’ll wash it when he needs to. His Afro is a low maintenance masterpiece.

You know, some people – like young women with short, blonde, thin hair, who need to put it in a Betty Cooper ponytail all the time – spend at least twenty minutes in the bathroom everyday with hairspray and a teasing comb. And it still doesn’t come out right. But D just gets to wake up to that beautiful, natural head of hair every morning that requires zero effort.

Sigh. He’s a lucky guy.

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