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... What I just wrote will be called "Exhibit 149C". From the new novel I'm working on:

Snakes and worms spilled out of the fat man’s skull. He cried, looking up at the wound. The spider ate it all up. Then he and the banana kept walking, leaving the fat man and his empty head lying face down in the desert.

More likely it'll be before the House Subcommittee on Terrorism, Nonproliferation and Trade. And the "Trade" part will be largely decorative. E-mail me if you need a lawyer, I'll Google some of the best ones.