Dominique Ansel is a Badass, Sword-Wielding Pastry Warrior

Apparently, Dominique Ansel had to handle a dude today who got a little agro while waiting in line to get his Cronut fix. Ansel tweeted, “Today someone actually threatened our staff physically…”

Then followed up with…

To which Eater National editor Raphael Brion replied…

Ansel was modest, and said he was too skinny to ward off angry customer, and that he should enlist Johnny Iuzzini instead.

But this is pure fallacy! Ansel is, in fact, the ultimate karate master/badass warrior of our time. We uncovered photos of Ansel training with Mister Miyagi, one which proves he was Scorpion’s stunt double in Mortal Kombat, and another pic which shows that he is, in fact, the real Ultimate Warrior (too bad you always thought it was Lex Luther). Clearly, Ansel is a badass, sword-wielding black belt with the ability to ward off any Cronut seeking zombies that come his way. So lay off, or the pastry chef will most likely take you down—and there won’t even be evidence that you got served.