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Today is a beautiful spring day and really, I should not be here cooped up inside, hunched over my computer writing this post. Yet here I am.

The excuses I have for not exercising are pathetic. The opportunities for exercise are plenty.
I have an expired gym membership, neglected then abandoned.
A beautiful bush walkway, beside a gurgling stream conveniently at the end of my street.
I even have a Wii-Fit game complete with heart rate monitor and stretchy band, still in its packaging.
Waiting. Hoping that one day I will get up off my lazy ass, switch off the computer and do something about my fitness.

The lengths to which my lazy ass will go to avoid shrinkage are endless.
And here are some of them, for your reading pleasure...

20. I have wasted time on FaceBook. Commenting on status updates. Tagging photos. You know.
21. I made a fluffy bunny out of dust balls from my hallway. Nah not really. But I could have.
22. I have spent the morning writing this post and finding photos to match.

Ahhhhhh love it, your realness is always refreshing! and i didnt know about this birthday invite website love love love it! you are a women of so many hidden talents!!!! far to many talents to waste time on excersize!!!!

Cracks me up! That is classic! I can relate to many of those excuses...while I haven't posted as much I have certainly read a lot (bit of an election addict). Have also been looking at You Tube clips of piano covers...but perhaps polishing the new piano counts as exercise??

I say flag it until the new year....if the world is going to end then wouldn't it be better to spend your time eating, drinking, blogging & playing?! :)