If you’ve just stumbled in your door, climbed into bed, and somehow managed to remember your Netflix password: two things. First, give yourself a pat on the back. Two, find something awesome to stream. We’ve put together a playlist of the best movies and shows to watch while you’re wasted so you don’t pass out in your bowl of macaroni and cheese while scrolling through titles. Here they are in order of your blood alcohol level, from tipsy to drooly.

'Gossip Girl'

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If you live in Bushwick, chances are you’ve seen Penn Badgley out at various neighborhood staples, so why not stick with the theme and stream some Gossip Girl after you’re in for the night? Watching beautiful people with lots of secrets is always entertaining while slowly sobering up. [Watch on Netflix]

'30 Rock'

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You’d think 30 Rock would be one of the last things you want to watch when you’re half in the bag. It’s satirical nature and goofy intelligence require its viewers to pay attention a bit more than your average sitcom. But time and again after I get home from the bar, after I’ve devoured a Hot Jumbo bagel and somehow managed to get into clothing appropriate for eventual slumber, Alec Baldwin’s soothing voice keeps me company until I can’t physically stay awake any longer. See why 30 Rock is perfect to stream while you’re hungover too. [Watch on Netflix]

'Wet Hot American Summer'

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It’s quite possible David Wain created this (now) star-studded shitshow just so people would have something awesome to watch while they’re drunk and looking for a solid throwback. “OH MY GOD LOOK HOW YOUNG AMY POEHLER IS!” Or, “WHAT’S THE GUY FROM FRASIER DOING THERE?! HE’S STOOOPID.” [GoWatchIt]

'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'

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The only thing that’s better than watching The Gang get wasted is watching The Gang get wasted while you’re wasted. Plus, it’s one of those shows that makes you feel better about your current drunken situation: “Well I only do this like two or three times a week and they get drunk every single day. How ’bout them apples?” [Watch on Netflix and Amazon Prime]

'Almost Famous'

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This movie is perfect for any occasion, but it’s especially enlightening when you’re hammered. As soon as you press play, you’re engulfed in a warm blanket of 1970s rock, Philip Seymour Hoffman’s wisdom, and Elton John sing-a-longs. [GoWatchIt]

'Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars'

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This is a bandwagon everyone can hop on, including your partner. Though they’ll most likely be skeptical of your suggestion at first; in no time at all, your drunken need to watch the most entertaining piece of reality television will be satisfied. C-list reality stars (the most “famous” couple being JWOWW and Roger) shack up for a few weeks to work on their relationships through various “exercises,” including obstacle courses, fighting in a ring of fire, and visiting fake-dead versions of their significant other at a fake morgue. Hilarity ensues. [Watch on WeTV.com]

'The League'

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First it will make you laugh uncontrollably, then it will lull you to sleep. The League has spurts of hilarity that slowly build, happen, and then slowly build again. When you’re sober, you’re all like, “This show is smart and funny. I like it a lot.” When you’re drunk, you find yourself saying, “I never thought Paul Scheer’s face and Nick Kroll’s whining about being forever unclean would be like a sweet lullaby. But I am happy.” [Watch on Netflix and Amazon Prime]

'Arrow'

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A perfectly mindless — and sexy! — late-night pick. Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell) is a billionaire playboy superhero who comes home to the fictional Starling City after being stranded on an island for five years. If that’s not enticing to your dwindling brain cells, I’m not sure what is. Also a great pick for when you’re hurting the next morning. [Watch on Netflix]

'Zoolander'

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When you’re wasted, the last thing you want to do is hunt around for something to watch on your streaming platforms because as you’re well aware, drunk people lose interest rather quickly. Cue: Zoolander. For some reason unknown to us mere consumers, Zoolander is front and center on nearly every streaming platform so there’s absolutely no search needed. This requires little-to-no effort on your end. Plus, it’s hysterical, so it’s a win-win all the way around. [GoWatchIt]

'Family Guy'

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It doesn’t matter if you like Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy is a phenomenal piece of television to watch after a long night out. Between Lois’s Bostonian pronunciation of “Petah’s” name, Stewie’s schemes, and healthy does of politically incorrectness, you’ll be giggling your way into a deep, drunken, drooling slumber. With episodes are around 20 minutes and 11 seasons available on Netflix, you won’t have to worry about turning off your TV or closing your laptop until you wake up around 3pm the next day. [Watch on Netflix]