Top Reasons To Drive An Isuzu Automobile

You are not preoccupied with such underwhelming concerns as "clear
corner lights".

11.

You never have trouble finding your Isuzu in the middle of a
parking lot that is a field of generic cars.

10.

Most of the aftermarket parts for generic cars are
standard features on Isuzu automobiles.

9.

You enjoy explaining to people people who are confused that my
car is not a Porsche, Lotus, or Maserati, but is in fact an Isuzu.

8.

Style, Comfort, and Elegance.

7.

You are a leader, not a blind follower. If you were a lemming, you'd
drive a bland, generic automobile.

6.

Every time the police pull you over for speeding, the officer
has to ask you, with an embarassed look on his face, what kind of car you're
driving, because he doesn't know.

5.

You love the look on my co-workers' faces when they see your
beautiful Isuzu and try to figure out how you can afford such a nice
automobile and they conclude that you must be getting paid more than
they are.

4.

Blowing past generic cars on the interstate is so much fun.

3.

You like to drive a car that is a decade ahead of everything else
on the road in both design and engineering and watch the rest of the
world catch up.