We've been chasing Leprechauns around for years, and let us tell you, they're crazy hard to catch! They're short so they can dodge through bushes, dive into holes, and all around evade us through their legendary shortness. We keep fighting through to catch them though. The gold is worth it, you say? No! You've got us all wrong! We're not after the gold! Going after that end of the rainbow is for amateurs who don't know where the real leprechaun wealth is! We're going after a few precious snippets of their glorious hair!

That's right, you can't get a color of hair quite that orange anywhere but from a leprechaun. We work hard to collect it just so you can put it on your face for a lovely addition to your St. Patrick's day outfit. It's a difficult sacrifice, and a grueling job, but somebody has got to do it. Usually we have the interns take care of it.