On the fateful 5th of March an 18-year-old out of Florida tweeted at Ryan Reynolds saying if the actor liked the tweet, he'd permanently stigmatize himself with a tattoo of Reynolds' name. Fast forward, and the dumbed down, glaringly shortsighted deed has been completed. I guess we gotta toss Dustin a little respect for the fact that he pulled through as a man of his word and all. Eh, or not. If we're lucky we'll get a response from Deadpool himself regarding all this stupidity.

And that's how a dwarf planet's made, kiddos. Seriously though, solid little tale that din't fail to make me think, maybe romance isn't dead after all. If these two didn't take their run-in to be a sign of some sorts, then their loss.

Behold, the face of a man who has been solidly stonewalled by a hell of an irritable 'troll' prank. She certainly didn't fail to get a rise out of him, if that's what she was going for. Who knows. The minimal brain activity present here is inescapable. Here's a swell idea: don't 'permanently stigmatize' yourself for the sake of a shit-coated prank.

I wish I knew one of these sorry individuals that had to go stigmatize themselves with stupidity, before their presupposed championship teams actually, well you know, WON. For the meanwhile, these strangers and their well-documented, supremely obvious mistakes will suffice.