This week our president insulted a bunch of retards. (Get over it, America!) And, you know, some other stuff happened.

Alice Waters, the crazy food hippie, still has an extraordinarily unreasonable idea of the availability of natural, healthy foods—or even fresh produce!—in the inner cities, but, yes, are large number of Americans are just dumb and lazy and addicted to corn, so they should listen to her before they die from the PIG DEATH EPIDEMIC.