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7 thoughts on “You Take ‘Em Too”

Now this idea probably only works well if there are lots of customers. Get the customer on the phone to say to them that they have to find the customer who is the mystery shopper, get them to go around asking silly questions like are you the mystery shopper. Well something along those lines might work well.

Get the customer to do a mission in the shop, something silly like writing down all the prices of all the juice on the top shelf. Jiad could spy on that person as they are doing the mission.

Get one of the customers to do 5 laps around the store, no running please but you have to walk around the store five times, each time you finish a lap you have to shout out the number very loud, (what lap you are on)

Using only as many different swear words/swear word combinations as they know, swear continuously as quickly as possible while walking backwards around the store as slowly as possible. They longer they go, the bigger their prize. Or using only tame swear words like “damn”, “heck”, “ass”, etc. and if they use some word you deem too strong, they lose.

Tell them to find five products that have a president’s first or last name (movie title, or whatever silly thing) on the packaging. Any product they find after that five is free.

Mock up an official looking certificate with a corporate logo and such stating the customer is the millionth customer( or whatever); put it in something that could be planted inside the store for them to search for; and send them off. If the certificate looks good enough and the prize is reasonable, maybe you could fool the clerk(s).