Saturday, 14 January 2017

Today’s song is called Eyes of a Stranger by Queensrÿche and is taken from one of my favourite concept
albums, Operation Mindcrime.

Operation Mindcrime tells the story of a naïve political
idealist who is manipulated into joining a secret revolutionary society,
ultimately being brainwashed into becoming a political assassin with the help
of heroin and forced to kill whenever triggered by the word “mindcrime”. When
he realises what is happening, he tries to fight back and escape with
disastrous consequences.

The album was
such a success for the band that they released a follow up called Operation
Mindcrime 2.

The music on the album is excellent but I really love the
story and I think that it would make a great film, with a few tweaks to improve
the plot.

I often think this, to be honest. When reading a book or
watching a movie, my mind tries to retell the story, filling in plot holes or
trying to make weird plot twists more credible. I’ve read a lot of great books
and in the majority of cases, I have been completely satisfied with what I have
read.

Some books, however, have made me rant like a madman. I’m
sure that these books have been hailed as masterpieces by some people but to me
they are nothing but a disappointment. In some cases, I think the author has
simply over-thought the plot to such an extent that he simply cannot finish it
properly.

This is particularly true of science fiction, horror and
fantasy, three genres that I love. Don’t get me wrong, most of the books I have
read are wonderful; it’s just that some of the authors cannot think of a
logical ending to the story and just make something up that is unbelievable,
even within the context of the incredible storyline.

For example, let me talk about a prolific author whose books
I love, on the whole. Stephen King has a fantastic imagination and has written
some classic stories, such as Christine, The Stand, It, ‘Salem’s Lot, The Dead
Zone, The Running Man, Misery, Needful Things, The Green Mile, Under The Dome
and 11/22/63 to name but a few.

However, when he wrote The Dark Tower series, I was filled
with anticipation and excitement because ultimately, I hoped, this would be his
masterpiece. I decided that I was going to wait until he had finished the
series before starting it so that I could read it all in one long sitting
without having forgotten what happened in the first books by the time I reached
the end.

I was hoping for Lord of The Rings on acid.

What I actually got was a disappointing mess.

I don’t know what he was thinking and I don’t really think
that he planned the epic storyline at all. Instead I think it became the bane
of his life, and instead of thinking it through, he rushed through it to get it
all over with. The first couple of novels were vaguely enjoyable but by the
time we ended up with novel number seven, an epic in the number of pages (over
1000) but, to me at least, rushed and disappointing.

The sixth book is bizarre and goes down as one of the worst
books of his that I have read.

Yet I had to complete it. Once I have started a novel or
series of novels, I have to finish them no matter how awful they are.

And this
is what happened with The Dark Tower.

I remember when I finally finished book 7. I was on holiday
sitting by a swimming pool. I closed the book and I was so disappointed that I
almost threw the volume into the pool. After suffering books 6 and 7, I had
hoped that Stephen King would redeem himself and at least give me a good
ending.

He didn’t.

It was awful.

I threw the book on the floor and moaned like buggery to Mrs
PM who was not interested at all.

I won’t add any spoilers because I know that there are a lot
of people out there who disagree with me and call The Dark Tower series,
Stephen King’s magnum opus.

How can that be? Did they read the bloody thing?

Anyway, rumour has it that they are making a movie (or
presumably an entire set of movies). All I can say is that I hope the
filmmakers concentrate on the first couple of books and ultimately rewrite the
rest.

Unless there is a massive improvement this is one set of
movies I won’t be going to see.

2 comments:

Aside from "Carrie" I have never been a Stephen King fan, and as you get older, and time gets shorter, you will learn that it's perfectly okay to NOT finish a book...'Dazzle me quickly and succinctly" (quoting myself). I've been writing a few blog posts about my need for quickly and succinctly..