Saturday, April 4, 2015

From 4/6/12 - Springtime Renewal

Okay...a lot of you have read this one before... twice...maybe three times, now.

You've probably even read this disclaimer more than once, as well.

Anyway, I like to dust this story off around this time of year and spin it out there because I don't have many better ways to turn this message.

So if you've read it before, I hope you enjoy it, again, and for those of you who are new, I hope you enjoy it for the first time...and then again next year and the year after that...and so on and so on....

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About Me

My passion these days is writing silly stories for “The
Freelance Retort”, the humor website I began in May of 2011 when the world was
supposed to come to an end. It didn’t and now I’m stuck writing these things 2
or 3 times a week.My passion before that was chocolate ice cream.

When I’m not doing this, I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m just goofing off. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….