Once Again, Trumpie Tries To Compensate For His Tiny D*ck By Blowing Sh*t Up

On Thursday, the United States dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb in the American arsenal, known as the MOAB, which stands for Massive Ordnance Air Blast but is often referred to as “The Mother of All Bombs.” Catchy, huh?

The bomb was dropped on what the military assures us were ISIS tunnel locations in Afghanistan, but let’s be perfectly clear why the bomb was actually used: To compensate for the fact that Donald Trump has a microdick and is under investigation for colluding with Russia.

A few minutes after the news broke of the MOAB being used, Twitter lit up with plenty of fear and loathing:

kind of scary to think that donald trump has confirmed he can distract the media by blowing stuff up