"I Lost on Jeopardy"

"Ken Lost on Jeopardy"

The Lyrics

As we all know by now, Ken Jennings has been defeated on "Jeopardy!" after amassing over 2½ million dollars over 74 games. He was beaten by a real-estate agent named Nancy Zerg after he screwed up on Final Jeopardy!. The other opponent on that show was a Minnesota college student named David who was a self-confessed "Trebekkie" and proved it by revealing his T-shirt during the interview. He did not play Final Jeopardy!, however, since his total was in the red. However, Nancy's reign as champion on "Jeopardy!" was to be short-lived as she lost the next night...

He was there to match his intellectOn national TVAgainst a realtor and a college studentA self-styled "Trebekkie"He was tenseHe was nervousI guess it just wasn't his nightAlex Trebek gave the answerBut he couldn't get that question ri-i-ight

Well, we knew he was in trouble nowHis winnings sorta shrank'Cause he got the Daily Double nowAnd then his mind went blankHe took Funny Hats for 1600The Daily Double againWell, he gave up.Johnny GilbertJust tell us now what he didn't win, yeah, yeah

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(Voice of Johnny Gilbert)Well, folks, Ken lost! And let me tell you what he didn't win! A 20-volume set of the Encyclopaedia Britannica! A case of Turtle Wax and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat! But that's not all! You'll be glad to know that he did win over 2½ million bucks and that people will remember him for what he did here! But he doesn't get to come back tomorrow! He doesn't ever get a lousy copy of the computer game! But he was a humongous winner!

Don't know what he was thinking ofI guess he just wasn't that brightBut I sure hope he don't show upNext weekend on The Price Is Ri-i-ight

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