Pocoyo is you! But you aren't as "childish" as Pocoyo. Pocoyo is a little kid that loves doing things. You know, "things". YES! THINGS! Execpt going to the internet and typing gibberish on the comments of a Facebook post about Po. He also has a Nintendo DS game, but he didn't care about that, so he sued Nintendo and killed Satoru Iwata with his Laa-Laa toy. He has super powers, like taking off his hat, and revealing a knife under it, and using shotguns. His zipper is actually a pacifer, but when the Border Cross Patrol finds him, he takes it off. Pocoyo is Mexican, so he is banned from visiting the United States of UnAmerica, but he's popular on the United Arab Emirates, so no.