In a bizarre twist, the masks are one size fits all, which we just can’t quite comprehend since as we all know, each pair of knockers are unique (and one’s always bigger than the other!).

So what exactly do these masks do? Well, LA-based beauty brand Beautibi claim their boob masks, “keep breasts firm and elastic in overall breast skin texture.” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Over in Korea the ‘Volume Up Breast Pack’ Masks claim to actually make your boobs bigger. Apparently the mask, ‘grasps the essence that evaporates to air by body temperature and surrounding temperature, and helps to be absorbed deeply into the skin.” We no compute.