Over the past couple of years Queenzone has become something of a magnet for trolls. In an attempt to rid this once wonderful site from their vile stench I would urge each and every one of you to follow my lead in ignoring them. It really is as simple as that. Just pretend that they don't exist.

But if we are to ignore the trolls we have to stick together. We all have to make sure that the trolls are being ignored so we should start as many threads devoted to the trolls as possible to make sure that everyone gets the message.

Perhaps someone could start up a new website tht could be linked to Queenzone which has a "hall of shame" page complete with photos, profiles and quotes.

There might even be enough material for a book or maybe even a six part documentary to be shown on television over the Christmas period.

Perhaps we could even get a few celebrities on board to pretend that they too are outraged by the number of trolls on Queenzone.

There could be a massive free concert at Wembley Stadium with bands like Queen, Elton John, George Michael, U2 and Ricky Gervais doing his funny dance to create awareness for the need to ignore internet trolls

The campaign would culminate in a full scale protest march to Downing Street where we could demand that Gordon Brown introduce new laws regarding the ignoring of internet trolls.

Yes it's time to show these attention seeking arseholes that we simply wont stand for it anymore

Can I say how impressed I am with the fact that you openly make fun your weight predicament. Most fat people seemed to be so obsessed with their extra inches and take great offence when it is drawn to their attention.

Take the other day. I just so happened to comment that Mrs No Mates had put on a few inches around the mid riff and ended up wearing my dinner.

And in future I will never again assume a lady is pregnant until I actually see the baby appear from between her legs. No sir, I've been on the receiving end of far too many handbags and stilletoes to fall for that one again.

I'm with you on the trolls thing by the way. However, why stop at trolls, why not add cunts, twats and arseholes to the list as well.

We could also mark all troll threads by posting "troll alert" to make sure they are always on top of each forum and nobody misses the fact that QZ is full of them...

Another possibilty would be posting messages like: "you f***ing troll, f**k off of QZ" or something like that. That would not only keep the trolls on top of the forums but would surely confuse the trolls because they would not see the difference between themselves and the good QZ troll hunters anymore...

Over the past couple of years Queenzone has become something of a magnet for trolls. In an attempt to rid this once wonderful site from their vile stench I would urge each and every one of you to follow my lead in ignoring them. It really is as simple as that. Just pretend that they don't exist.

But if we are to ignore the trolls we have to stick together. We all have to make sure that the trolls are being ignored so we should start as many threads devoted to the trolls as possible to make sure that everyone gets the message.

Perhaps someone could start up a new website tht could be linked to Queenzone which has a "hall of shame" page complete with photos, profiles and quotes.

There might even be enough material for a book or maybe even a six part documentary to be shown on television over the Christmas period.

Perhaps we could even get a few celebrities on board to pretend that they too are outraged by the number of trolls on Queenzone.

There could be a massive free concert at Wembley Stadium with bands like Queen, Elton John, George Michael, U2 and Ricky Gervais doing his funny dance to create awareness for the need to ignore internet trolls

The campaign would culminate in a full scale protest march to Downing Street where we could demand that Gordon Brown introduce new laws regarding the ignoring of internet trolls.

Yes it's time to show these attention seeking arseholes that we simply wont stand for it anymore

Are you with me?

fatty.

No need to march on Downing Street when we can start a demo right here instead: