Bill Murray and Emma Stone are currently in Hawaii, filming either Zombieland 2: Gone Surfin’ or Ghostbusters 3: Also Gone Surfin’. But they recently took time out of their surfin’ schedule to attend the annual Tower Lighting celebration on Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam, Hawaii. Meaning, they wore Santa hats, Bill Murray got to say “Hawaii,” an unexpected delight, and they acted like the sister and father I never had.

Though, to be fair, my dad did try to make an all-dog version of The Razor’s Edge called The Ruffzor’s Edge. It drove him to madness. On quiet nights, I can still hear him giving commands to Bill Muttay.