Almost like a cross between social networking sites (eg: MySpace) and public email, The twitter was invented with Attention whores in mind so they could input information they imagine someone would be interested in.

An example of a "tweet" from Robert Byrd.

Each individual entry posted on one's twitter page is called a tweet. Twittering in the past tense is twatting as in I have twatted.

Dr. Colbert has decreed that the name "twitters" can apply to Indians employed by explorers of the Amazon rainforest who carried messages back to civilizationEpisode #529.

Despite corporate sponsorship and using corporate-owned internets tubes, in June, 2009 Iranian revolutionaries subverted The Twitter from innocent descriptions of one's daily life to one that allows hippies to get information past government laws.

God did not design The Twitter to be used in this manner and Americans everywhere are calling for the criminals to stop bypassing the reasonable laws set forth by Iran's ruling council and go back inside their home and watch Iranian Idol or Iranian puppets making crank calls. But, most importantly for the women to keep their clothes on.