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Information About Miss Lucy had a Steam Boat

The origins of "Miss Lucy Had a Steam Boat" started in the 1950's in Michigan. It can be sung as a song or even as a popular clapping, hand game played by children.

The song provides a rhyming effect that replacing taboo words with a new lyrics such as "and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you in your?. behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass".

There are many versions of this song that can be sung. Usually Miss Lucy's name will change depending on the version to Miss Susie, Miss Mary, When Maxie, and so on. Thee song is commonly known as "Miss Susey had a Rowboat" as well.

This song has been used in a number of movies and TV shows such as in Rocko's Modern Life and The Simpson's.

For further information about the song "Miss Lucy Had a Steam Boat", check Wikipedia.

Alternative Lyrics & Related Songs

This version has some different words to it

Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to. .

Hello operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the. .

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And broke her little. .

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their. .

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark.

A version sent by Bussongs. com fan

Miss SUZY who had the steamboat
behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it and she broke her little.

ASK me no more questions
and I'll tell you no more lies
and if you do I'll take my shoe
and beat you black and blue
WOO.

OR. .

. .Miss Suzy fell upon it
and after that she.

Died her hair in purple
she died her hair in pink
she died her hair in lavender
and boy did it stink stink stink.

A pretty good version to sing to

Mrs. Suzie had a steam boat,
The steamboat went ring ring
When Mrs Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to. .

Hello operator connect me number 9
And when you disconnect me I will push you from behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
And when Mrs. Suzie fell upon it
She'll brake her little. .

Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies
Are in the meadow bees
Are in the meadow Mrs Suzie
And her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark darker
than the lipstick my mommy puts on me.

My daddy is a robber my mommy is a spy
and I'm the little brat that told the f. b. i.
My mom gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend
His name is frankinstien
He made me do the dishes
He made do the floor and made me wash his dirty underwear
so i kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii to do the hoola dance dance dance.

1 more silly version

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Lucy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to. .

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop of your. .

Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And it went right up her. .

Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling up and down their. .

Flies are the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the. .

Dark is like a movie
A movie is like a show
A show is like a T. V. set
And that is all I. .

Know my dad is a robber
I know my mom is a spy
I know that I'm the little brat that
Told the F. B. I.
My mom gave me a nickel
My dad gave me a dime
My sis' gave me a boyfriend
And I know he's Frankinstien.

He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floor
He made me wash underwear
So I kicked him out the door.

I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
Where he did the Hoola Dance!

Quick version of the song

Miss susie had a sailboat
the sailboat had a bell
Miss susie went to heaven
the sailboat went to hell. .o
operator, dial me number nine, if you
disconnect me I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator laid a piece of glass
Miss susie sat upon it.

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228 Comments

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Jocelyn, United States

10 March 2015 at 10:42pm

This is the version I know Miss Suzie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Suzie went to heaven And the steamboat went to Hello operator Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I will chop of your Behind the 'frigerator There is a piece of glass Miss Suzie sat upon it And cut her big fat Ask me no more questions I'll tell no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Pulling up their Flies are the meadow The bees are in the park Miss Suzie and her boyfriend Are kissing in D-A-R-K D- A -R -K D- A - R- K Dark is like a movie Dark is like a show Dark is like a T. V. set And that is all I know

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Kiane and Kendall, Burnaby Canada

19 February 2015 at 4:57am

i learned it... Miss molly had a steamboat, the steamboat had a horn miss molly went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator plz dial #9 if u disconnect me i'll kick you from behind the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss molly sat upon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boyz r in the bathroom zipping upp their flies r in the city bees r in the park miss molly & her boyfriend r kissing in the dark is like a movie movie's like a show show is like a comedy & that is all i know i know my ma i know i kno my pa i kno i kno my older sis w/ the 40 acre bra my ma gave me a nickel my pa gave me a dime my sis gave me a lover boy who kissed me all the time my ma took back tthe nickel my pa took back the dime my sis took back the lover boy then gave me frankenstein he made me wash the dishes, he made me wash the floor when he made me wash his underpants i kicked him out the door i isay he go to england i say he go to france i say he go to india and lose his underpants my auntie had a steamboat the steamboat had a horn my auntie went to heaven the steamboat whent to hello operator plz dial #10 if u disconnect me i'll sing tthis song again!

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Leigh, Missouri

13 January 2015 at 2:46am

The version we sang as kids didn't have anything about kissing in the dark. It ended with Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, Ms. Lucy in the bathtub, with 400 naked guys!

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Kora, United States

21 September 2014 at 2:29am

Lol

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elle, Wisconsin

15 September 2014 at 5:18am

I heard...Ms Susie Had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell. Miss Susie went to heaven the stream boat went to, hello operator give me number 9. If you disconnect me I'll chop off your behind the frigerator was a piece of glass, miss Susie fell upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow. Bees are in the park miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r -k d-a-r-k dark, darker than the ocean. Darker than the sea. Darker than the underpants my mom's made for me. Do you know my momma do you know my pa? Do you know my sister with the giant ugly bra.

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kyra, doctor appointment

11 September 2014 at 3:30pm

Why is she that funny
I love your smile and work

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My Name, United States

12 July 2014 at 6:05am

To those people who are saying people are being mean because they are posting their own versions, they are NOT being mean or rude or anything. :(

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maggie f., United States

2 July 2014 at 9:30pm

nice. I also know mrs.suzie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell. mr.suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operater, im calling #9 and if u disconnect me I will kick u from behind the fridgerater there lay a piece of glass mrs suzie fell upon it and cut her little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping down their flies r in the meadow the bees r in the park, mrs suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the dark!

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Lonely, Canada

25 June 2014 at 6:26am

The version that I know is...
Miss Molly had a steam boat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Molly went to heaven, her steamboat went to hello operator, please give me #9 and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass, and when Miss Molly sat upon it, she cut her bug fat ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, doing up their flies are in the city, the bees are in the park, Miss Molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the dark!!!

Pharmk568, United States

andipandi, new england

16 January 2014 at 2:41am

I can't remember if it was Lucy or Suzie, but:
ms lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
the steamboat went to heaven, miss lucy went to
hello operator, ring me 4-0-9,
if you disconnect me, I'll kick your sweet
behind the iron curtain, there lies a piece of glass
Miss lucy sat upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, and tell me no more lies,
boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow,
bees are in the park,
boys and girls are kissing, in the d-a-r-k dark!

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y67yg, 4

6 November 2013 at 5:38pm

566

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5555678k, French Southern Territories

6 November 2013 at 5:36pm

ggyytyy

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Jess, Canada

19 May 2013 at 10:02pm

Hello operator please give me #9 if u disconnect me ill kick you right behind the yellow curtain where there's a piece of glass where marry sat apon it she broke her little ask me no more questions ill tell u no more lies the boys are in the bathroom pulling down their flies in the meadow the bees are in the park the boys and girls are kissing on the D-A-R-K dark!

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Some1, Afghanistan

17 April 2013 at 3:40am

It doesn't matter if you have a different way some people. Are rude so stop

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Sarah, United States

13 April 2013 at 4:31pm

hi

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Nicole, United States

9 March 2013 at 7:17pm

I heard decent people laugh jokey people joke the pits are in the apple to make the people choke