Charles I Salad/Dessert Plate

Announcing Charles I. Charles holds a Ph.D. in Lepidopterology from Cambridge, and is awed by life from the majestic to the profane; he currently lectures at Puss and Boots Preparatory. Note–Party spoiler: Charles is a gracious host, yet a snob to those west of the Mississippi. When at his dinner table, be sure to avoid language like "you betcha" or starting sentences with "So..."