Wottribution - it's a punishing experience, & Dame Wotta Tripp is certain that you won't enjoy
it under any circumstances. Indeed, if you were so foolish as to feel even a modicum of happiness while undergoing
your punishment the consequences would be most severe, perhaps even crushing.

Once Wottribution has begun
there is little that can be done to stop the juggernaut of retributional force that will begin to stalk
you more closely than your own shadow.

Take heart, it won't last for ever, and will be immaculately
measured out to suit your very own holographic soul resonance ID. Foolproof, you cannot receive punishment for what
you haven't done, so have no fear, the Wottribution will be tailor-made to suit your
crimes.

I Have Been Scheduled For
Wottribution - What Can I Expect?

You can expect a run of minor
misfortunes excaberated by phenomena that will keep you nervous and off-balance until your punishment has run its
course. Phantom noises and odors are a very common side-effect, and you should be prepared for
them.

Pools of water will appear
on floors and other hard surfaces, so be careful not to slip and make sure no live
wires or sensitive electrical equipment are left lying around for the duration of your
Wottribution.

Apparitions will appear daily
with messages and riddles for you to solve. This may seem frightening, but these occurences are part of your
soul's educational experience and will help set you upon a better life path.

Possible Physical
Side-Effects

Although you can expect some minor physical discomfort, you can rest assured that you will
experience nothing life-threatening.

Itchy rashes, painful boils and other skin irritations may erupt. A general cleansing might
occur, leading to tummy upsets, gaseous emissions, headaches, and dizziness.

You may find yourself twitching and jerking, with bouts of compulsive cursing and swearing on
your part not being uncommon, even if you usually don't use bad language. You may also find explosive noises
issuing forth from your throat several times a day.

Most people are plagued by nightmares of spiders, snakes and scorpions for the duration, but
within them will be contained kernels of knowledge that will help you to be a better person if you apply yourself
properly.

This is because if you let fear get the better of you in the nightmare, you are likely to find
what you were dreaming about on the pillow next to you when you awake, be it arachnid, serpent or the venom-tailed
one of the djinn-ridden desert sands.

After It's
Over...

Remember to be kind to all creatures, great and small. It would be better in the long run if you
also showed respect for items that you consider to be inanimate, for there are many things you don't yet
know.

But first, claim your
punishment by clicking on the banner below. Do it now, please, for you are being
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