Tinky Winky and Dipsy

Tinky Winky and Dipsy are members of The Barney Bunch. Tinky Winky is the g*yest one. He is purple, has a triangle over his head, and carries a purse everywhere he goes. He is the g*yest man in the entire omniverse, besides Drew Pickles and Barney. He loves Drew Pickles and other nerds, but only if they're male, and he thinks Laa-Laa and Po are "f*cking hideous because they have loose v*ginas". Dipsy is the s*xiest of all Teletubbies, apart from Tinky Winky. He is a n****r, and often uses his head as a d*ldo to shove up Drew Pickles' *ssh*le. Dipsy has a hat which makes a good d*ldo which sounds like hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha bag that was swell. Laa-Laa and Po where forced to join The Fergo Bunch.