America In A Quandary

America is in quite the quandary! Based on the recent terrorist attacks in Norway, America should now seriously consider racial profiling.

To be safe, America may need to racially profile all white, right wing, Christian conservative extremists! Let’s face it, they all look alike and may all be members of a secret Norwegian terrorist sect.

Tea Party members would be wise to have their birth certificates and citizenship papers ready for review. Can dark-skinned Muslims breathe a sigh of relief now that white Christians will be under scrutiny?