Yesterday, our Twitter feed blew up when dozens of concerned Bernard Berrian fans pointed out that the veteran Vikings receiver had been cut. Because Berrian is a vested veteran, the Vikings will have to pay him the remainder of the $1.9 million they owe him on his contract unless another team claims him off waivers.

Bernard Berrian is the 99%.

Note to Berrian's lawyers: this is a Photoshop meant to display your client's inability to catch passes.

So if you’re the general manager of a team in need of a receiver, like say the Titans, would you rather have Butterfingers Berrian or 37 year old coming off major knee surgery Terrell Owens? Or would you rather headbutt a wall until you went unconscious?

Well, I wish I could say that I care about this as little as I did about any of dozens of other men who get fired from the NFL. I wish I could say that, but after the whole incident with Uff I am delighted like a child at Christmas. Fuck this asshole and everyone he knows. He’s a piece of shit who hired stupid, evil pieces of shit, and they can all go eat shit forever.