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Monday, July 7, 2014

I don't like profanity. I can tolerate it in books (even enjoy it when it's well placed), but I personally--if ever--use it. When a 'choice word' does slip out, it's an event. Or I'm feeling awkward. Or lose my temper. Get cut off in traffic. Hmmm...

Anyway, when I began writing, this showed as a fatal flaw in my work. A memorable instance occurred when my main character, in a heated situation, called his mom a 'wicked witch.' This insult resoundingly fell flat with my writing group (none of them are heavy handed with artistic verbiage). Unanimously they said the proper word for this instance was, 'bitch.'

Was I wrong? Yeah, I kinda was.

You see, it all boils down to your audience. If your target is the middle-grade market, then little to no profanity is expected. A religious market? Probably the same. But the Young Adult market is going to expect a curse word or two. This doesn't mean the author has to use profanity, but it's permissible. My story was a gritty YA sci-fi/horror mash-up, so an arrogant little prick of a son, would be expected to call his mother a bitch. Not using that word made my character instantly unbelievable.

Chuck Wendig, an author known for cursing, once said that
he would get letters saying he had too many F-bombs while simultaneously
getting additional letters wanting more F-bombs. In the end, he wrote
what was comfortable for him, and let his audience choose whether they read the books or not. Chuck follows
the mantra of George Carlin, "My argument is that you don’t need paprika or oregano or a few
other things to make a stew, technically, either — but you make a better
stew. If you’re inclined to make a stew of that type, “seasoning”
helps."

Ranking Profanity
In my writing group, author Jordan Ricks suggested that curse words had a severity ranking from 1 to 10. Words higher on the list would be much more severe, and thus, used less frequently if at all. So there's a better chance that I'll use a 'hell' (ranking number 2), in my writing, than take the name of God in vain (a 10). This ranking system would naturally vary from person to person. And if you're feeling so inclined, socially offensive words could be added to the list as well. These words, however, could define a character more than a paragraph of purple prose, but should still be used cautiously.

Many years ago, I had the opportunity to serve as an LDS missionary. A few of the young men in my mission were--what I would call--less than apostolic. Nineteen year old boys can sometimes go awry, so consequently, my mission president was famous for uttering the words, "Damn it, Elder," when counseling wayward missionaries. One of these missionaries happened to ask him, if his swearing wasn't wrong as well. My mission president's reply? "Sometimes I have to say, 'Damn it, Elder,' just to get a missionaries attention."

And he was right.

Swearing is closely akin to an exclamation mark, and if you think about it, that's exactly what it is: an exclamation of intensity. Author David Morrell explained this principle best in, The Successful Novelist (If you haven't picked it up, I recommend you do).

"If the passage absolutely demands cursing, be moderate. A little of it goes a long way. I've seen beginning writers pepper curse words through sentence after sentence.

'If you don't -blanking- get your -blanking-blank-blank- in to this house this -blanking- minute, I'm going to -blank- your -blank- and nail it to the -blanking- door.'

"Two things happen when I read this junk: I get bored and I get angry. I didn't pick up your book to read garbage. If this is as clever as you can be, I don't want to read your prose. In life if you met someone who spoke like this, you'd want to flee. Then why put this stuff on the page?

"As near as I can determine, this abomination occurs because a writer is corrupted by the awful -blanking- dialog that movies inflict on us these days. It's also a sign of insecurity. The writer wonders if the dialog is strong enough and decides a lot of -blanking-blank- will do the trick.

"Someone might object that this kind of dialog is realistic in certain situations--intense scenes involving policemen or soldiers for example. I can only reply that in my research I spend considerable time with policemen and soldiers. Few of them curse any more than a normal person would. This garbage isn't realistic. It merely draws attention to itself and holds back the story. Use it sparingly."

The Final Word
Writing is--as always--an art. Every artist is different, which is fortunate because art is completely subjective. From King, to Heinlein, to you, each author paints with a variety of words, molding worlds for readers to explore. Just as one drop of paint can ruin a Matisse, one ill-used profanity can stagger a story. Readers are the final arbiters of what will be ultimately successful, but remember the words of Ricky Nelson, 'You can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself.'

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

My mom was in the hospital recently, and my daughter and I had the opportunity to camp out with her. We had a good time chatting and watching my mom hit on every guy that came by her room. Since she's 80+, this tended to be pretty hysterical.

Part of the reason she was in the hospital was because of problems with her medications, so before she was released the next day, the doctor talked with her about her medications. One of her pills is a sleeping pill meant to help her relax when going to bed. But my mom doesn't like the sleep medication because it screws up her day.

The doctor seemed a bit confused and after talking with my mom, she taught us a common sense term we all ignore: sleep hygiene.

What sleep hygiene is, is preparing yourself and your environment for sleep. It may sound simple, but as the doctor talked, I realized just how much I was sabotaging my own sleep. Take a look at these suggestions provided by our doctor. Almost all of them I break regularly.

Schedule enough time to get about 8 hours of sleep

Try not to nap during the day, or if you do, keep it under an hour

Avoid activating activities before bed - things that get your heart rate up

Signal your body that rest is coming by engaging in restful activities before bed like reading a book

Don't watch T.V. close to bed

Avoid caffeine and alcohol before bed

Go to bed and get up at the same times every day

Avoid eating before bed, or make it a light snack

Whether you're a writer or not, we all push ourselves pretty hard. Sleep loss is usually where we attempt to make up the difference. But science has proven that you can't 'catch up' on sleep. There is no 'sleep bank.' If you miss it, it's gone and your body has to struggle on without it. After enough time, our bodies can't maintain themselves with the level of abuse we're providing. Something will break.The Challenge
For two weeks, maintain better sleep hygiene. After two weeks, evaluate your progress. How do you feel? Do you notice a difference? Do you fall asleep quicker? Do you still tire during the day?

Current Inspiration

Alias Soundtrack

Posted: 3/13/2016

Comments:As I've been building towards the climax of my religious thriller, I happened across the motorcycle/car chase scene. This scene has a very James Bond flavor and takes place in the city of Jerusalem.

What's the best background noise for such writing? The Alias Soundtrack!

It's got a funky techno beat mixed in with a tempo on steroids. It made writing this scene a blast and carried over the action as the story crossed over into Iraq.