Stumbled across this and it made me laugh. Who's on First anyone?
[url:1tqhjvwg]http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2011/03/identifying_photocopy_machine.html[/url:1tqhjvwg]

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- What is a photocopier?
That seems like such a simple question.
But last year, a lawyer in a public-records case being heard by the Ohio Supreme Court had a hard time getting a $64,000-a-year Cuyahoga County worker to say whether the county recorder's office had a photocopier.
The effort consumes nearly 10 pages of a court transcript.
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