[Poster] Looking to get Murdered?

*These posters are hung up around Storm's landing and Mockingbay, clearly written by an insane lunatic, all the words are hastily written and scribbled almost as a child had written it*

Have you ever felt the urge to get murdered? Are you tired living? Well I'm your man! I give out services from slicing to dicing to whatever you want HAHAHA, if you are interested come to The Kraken's Culling in Storm's Landing and look for the blonde haired man sitting at the bar, I'd rather not give my name for... reasons but I hope you find me well HAHAHA *Below the writing is a picture of what looks to be a black spider upon a myriad of color.

"....People must be too lazy to fall on their own swords these days....or maybe we just don't have enough swords to fall on. In that case, should they not seek blacksmiths rather than have someone simply stab them? In fact, does not the maxim, "If you want something done, do it yourself" fit this situation perfectly? The lack of inertia some people have these days is sickening."

"According to the second article of the Ground Laws, the Queen of Azerwind would like to take you to trial, since there has been a necessary amount of belief that this is out of the law. Shall you not show up, there will be put a bounty on your head and deemed lawless in the lands of Azerwind. If you decide to meet up, there will be a fair trial, where a warning or punishment worthy of this threat will be given"​

"According to the second article of the Ground Laws, the Queen of Azerwind would like to take you to trial, since there has been a necessary amount of belief that this is out of the law. Shall you not show up, there will be put a bounty on your head and deemed lawless in the lands of Azerwind. If you decide to meet up, there will be a fair trial, where a warning or punishment worthy of this threat will be given"​

"According to the second article of the Ground Laws, the Queen of Azerwind would like to take you to trial, since there has been a necessary amount of belief that this is out of the law. Shall you not show up, there will be put a bounty on your head and deemed lawless in the lands of Azerwind. If you decide to meet up, there will be a fair trial, where a warning or punishment worthy of this threat will be given"​

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Ooc: I technically haven't had any clients yet and the one that was requested was never fufillied and the conversation was ooc so that would be metagaming