Magically Remove Ink Stains from Carpet

This is, quite simply, the easiest and most effective way of removing ink from your carpet, ever. Takes less than 10 minutes; uses common household supplies. The day your fountain pen splurts all over your carpet, you won't be panicking while the dye sets in to the fiber, you'll know exactly what to do: and fast.

We imagine you'll be quite pleased to find that it works, although perhaps not quite as pleased as the young man in the video rubbing his face all over the rug. Hopefully. But if that's what you're into, that's cool too. Sort of.