Behold the noble and heroic socialist battle for The Children(TM) continues!Santa Clara County in the Democratic People's Socialist Republic of California has voted to ban the inclusion of toys or other promotions tied in to the sale of kid's meals. We can thank our noble, forward thinking comrades in California for standing on the front lines of the corporate war on our children, and taking a stand.

A county Commissar described the action "This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's' love of toys" to sell high-calorie, unhealthful food, said Supervisor Ken Yeager, who sponsored the measure. "This ordinance breaks the link between unhealthy food and prizes."

One might even argue now, that The Children(TM) of Santa Clara County will soon be eating Unhappy Meals(TM) and learning from a very early age the loving and caring hand of The Party(TM). Ahh the joys of socialist thought!

Of course! The Current Truth(TM) is that Happy Meals, are really Unhappy Meals(TM) by virtue of the evil non food contained therein. Therefore along with banning toys, we must mandate they be called "Oppressive Meals of Artery Clogging Death" or some such like that.

, we must mandate they be called "Oppressive Meals of Artery Clogging Death" or some such like that.

No, that is far too long for acceptable propaganda.If you really didn't want kids to buy them, you could just tell them that if they eat too many Happy Meals(or Unhappy Meals or Oppressive Meals of Artery Clogging Death), they'll end up like Michael Moore.

-Comrade Goose, Minister of Moving Visual Agitation, Kommissar of General Distraction, Chairman of the Politburo Committee on Shiny Things , Order of the Shovel, 38th Degree

Truly glorious, is it not! Temping tiny toots tots with unsavory tiny toys to eat tiny salty, fatty burgers, must be banned! Does McD's think these wee ones have parental units to make such intelligent decisions?! No, no, no. Only benevolent government should make decisions, right? Bo and Mo know mo more than these wicked people sending wee ones to such eatery's.Go government Food Nazi's!

WIDDLE KID: DAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYY! I wanna Kid's meal!FRAZZLED PARENT: Uhhh, they don't make (aw crap, how do I tell her?)....uhhhhh, you can't have them anymore! In fact, for every Kid's meal you eat, they have to murder a polar bear!WIDDLE KID: NONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Yes! They'll be singing praise to Father Obama all around the county in the People's Orphanages™.

Just like that wonderful scene in Hannibal Rising where all the boys are singing praise to Father Stalin.Indeed, and instead of the vicious kkkapitalist happy meals, they will be joyfully eating The People's Party Meals(TM), made with 100 percent organic, vegan and non GMO food. Inside each 100% post consumer content and recyclable container will also be one of a series of pictures of our Dear Leader Obama. If one collects all 3,000 of them, you can mail them in to receive a larger picture of Dear Leader.

Colonel 7.62 I am of mind that it to be perhaps lost opportunity for Santa Clara and they have had the crisis and missing the great opportunity (as the great fingerer Rahm to say).

Do they not have compassion for Progressive parents in county? Should they not instead of stop the giving of toys force suggest to evil corporatist McDoodoo's to offer the appropriate little learning books so parents could be the good supporters of the progressive teachers when those teachers not to be doing the teaching at the bedtime hour?

Suggest good titles like:

Click Clack Moo - Cows that Type - This book to teach childrens the power of the collective and why organizing and labor unions are of such importance for equalization. The cows are joining together to strike until they get the better working conditions they are so much deserving.

Just Pretend - in this book they get the childrens to stop believing in all that silly things like Santa Claus and Easter Bunny (Spit! Spit!) Why should the childrens come to learn of such thing to begin with? It to encourage the childrens to use reason to any idea , myth, fairy tale and even the evil capitalist Christian religions. The Winter Solstice Book - who to need religion when every year one day so short to compare to rest? This book to give the facts and folklore about shortest day of year, a day that has to be magic filled since the ancient times.

The Table Where Rich People Sit - This book to teach the childrens about victimhood so they can to eventually get all the monies from the evil while capitalist pigs by equlaizing redistribution. Mountain Girl is to be made aware that family is poor and does good rallying call to parents to demand social justice. She make her parents to sit around scratched-up table to discuss why they not to have so many entitlements. Mountain Girl to know her family not to have the filthy capitalist white money because she not white. Her parents try to do the convincing that they are rich because they to be humanists but little girl start to recite good Progressive slogans and teach parents that watching catus plants making the flowers and the sleeping out under the stars is not making for richness but richness comes only when the government does equally redistribution from evil rich peoples.

This next books are like the same but of difference because many of the childrens not to any more have parentage like in old un-Progressive days when always the parents were of a mans and a womens. And they to be very important books - Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat. They to teach principles of fairness, tolerance, peace and concern for others, bringing to life the core Progressive values of the Democratic Party in ways that young children will to easily understand and to enjoy. It to make great bedtime book for little Democrats!

But most favorite book should to be Mama Voted for Obama as it Progressive book full of the rhythm and the rhyme and will to get the Party slogan learned to childrens much much more fast. We all to know how quick the childrens are to learn those terrible capitalist television advertisments, well now the childrens can to learn why our Dear Leader is the wonder he to be in easy rhyming words they can do like singing so all their friends to even learn.

Perhaps it is needed for such thing to be suggested to Santa Clara coucil.

Comrade Mrs. Al, I have a tear! This is most glorious conception of thoughtedness since great leader was just a thought in parental unit mind (or lustedness). This would less the burden of unified teachers of AFT (Amerikan Federation of Teacherhoodlum). Go direct of source and teach through their tummy's, great progressive thought! Since glorious Comrade Pinkie is not here to give most glorious Beet of Week Award, I bestow excellence concept award of propaganda thought! (it's not beet, but hey, we got what we gots)

Here are some evil conservative versions of the same books. They have similar titles to trick and confuse parental units into buying them for the kids. Shameful!

Click Clack Moo - Cows make good food - This book teaches children how cows are turned into tasty steaks and burgers. Take a tour of a modern meat packing plant where the Union workers went on strike and were replaced by illegal immigrants.

Just Pretend Uncle Gary doesn't touch me there - in this book they get the children to stop tattling about all the silly things their creepy Uncle makes them do when mom's not around.

The Little Table Where Naughty Children Sit - This book teaches children not to whine, complain and annoy adults.

Why Mommy is a DemocratandWhy Daddy Isn't Around Anymore - They teach children why mommy had to divorce daddy so mommy could go back to college and get her degree in Women's Studies and sleep around with strange men.

Mama Voted for ObamaBecause Oprah Told Her To - Explains to children that sometimes mommy's are lazy airheads who can't think for themselves so they need rich, fat gasbag celebrities on TV to tell them who to vote for. Because there are so many people like that, now America is doomed because there's a Communist living in the White House.

Oh Fraulein! I am of much humbling to receive such prestigious award. I to feel the blushing of the cheeks to happening. I to hang it on wall of cave right below foto of robust image of Karl Marx.

Comrade Whoopie, that is of most distressing report that evil capitalist conservatives should to try to fool the Progressive parentages. But of most certain Santa Clara Commissars to be of most awaredness and would to only have as distributed the korrekt Progressive books if they to implement Progressive Book Meal program for McDooDoos.

I thought the new Progressive Meals™ were to be made of bio Gaia friendly Soylent Green?

Wait, I just had a glorious Idea of the People™!!!

Out:Evil capitalist fatty fat fat Happy Meals with evil fun toys!

In:New glorious People's Meals™ made with 100% recycled old people Soylent Green!And in each People's Meal™ you get either a shovel, or a People's Cube!Both of course designed to instill in the future progressive the proper ideology of the State before the self!

Of course some propaganda marketing comrades need to work it up and make it look pretty, I think we have a winner.O'Brien

I thought the new Progressive Meals™ were to be made of bio Gaia friendly Soylent Green?

Wait, I just had a glorious Idea of the People™!!!

Out:Evil capitalist fatty fat fat Happy Meals with evil fun toys!

In:New glorious People's Meals™ made with 100% recycled old people Soylent Green!And in each People's Meal™ you get either a shovel, or a People's Cube!Both of course designed to instill in the future progressive the proper ideology of the State before the self!

Glorious ideas, here, comrades! Soylent Green would be ideal for feeding the wee ones of the Collective, would it not? Recycling at it's finest.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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