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wow it really sounds like you guys know how to party! let me allow you to climb inside my drunken mindstate when im chillin with my cwew! herer is some of the drunken ambient rhetoric you will hear us kick in order to sound artsty fartsy and impress the ladies...

"the shadows of a troubled figure on a dark night"

"a troubled man stalked by criminals"

"a dark and steamy night"

"the melancholy reflection of a troubled mans stare in a shadowy mirror"

My roomate, after we were in a friends room and a few of us started smoking a bowl, but the guy who lived there took the bowl and said he was putting water in it: "Does the water make it burn faster or something?"

"If I take a shot will you take a shot?"
"No."
"If I take two shots, will you take a shot?"
"No."
"Dammit, I can't deal with all this debating, give me a shot."

"hey shorty.. what's popping" me to a girl. now, you have to realize that i am neither a fan of rap music or speak in slang that often, so it's sorta funny.

it's not a quote, but one time i was over at a friends house and about four people including myself were drinking. after about 4-5 hours of straight drinking (rum....) everybody started to get shitty. one of the kids started to pass out and looked/acted like he was going to throw up. so we decided to drag him out to the front lawn and just let me throw up there. if anything, it's was funny then. maybe not now. but then, sure thing.

one night the hip hop guy (me)was hanging with the ultra metal guys i have been friends with for years and years... so we get shitty.. i puke out the front window of their tour van... then on the way into one of their houses i am walking up the stoop i stop to puke on the left and another guy on the right and we puked syncronized... that shit was sweet.. more quotes...

i fuckin hate beer.. is there any lickher left?? fuck wheres the keg..

margrietas kinda taste like peanuts in the aftertaste (maskoner looks at me funny)

am i doing this right?? (good friend smoking his first cigarette) drunk and after doing the backstroke in a pool with a drink in his hand racing maskoner...

if you want to make out with me tapp me on the sholder (me to my current girlfriend we were not together then)