NY Fug.com: We Miss Posh’s Lady Lumps

In what is clearly the most sensitive, intellectual, and serious soul-searching piece we’ve ever written:

“Being Victoria Beckham became a career of its own — it takes a lot of
work to find sunglasses whose lenses are larger than one’s fake boobs –
and she made it look fun. On Posh’s list of commandments, etched into
stone tablets by a press-on nail, we’re pretty sure “Thou Shalt Not Be
Ordinary” was at the top of the list, perhaps right under “Thou Shalt
Not Smile, for Thy Face Might Look Fat.””