Well,.... India is an amazing country,
and besides the most obvious nuisances and annoyances such as "human-worshipping, yessmanship, ( vyakti-pooja ) Godfather-ships, Pollution, Population and Corruption at every walk of life,. it has never failed to cease to annoy us in tons of other various ways, and if you had seen recent taunting movie like PK and Oh MY God, they had even tried to cover few points in terms of an alien's vision, and/or suing the GOD legally in our courts, in front of the judge !

Perhaps that's what we call India Shining !

Here are few collected from here and there and in a satirical sense, but still they all are true to the core and right on the money !

What are some interesting one liners on India?

Where liking a facebook post gets you arrested, while raping does not.

"India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday."

India: Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life.

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

1) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.
2) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe
3) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.
One year later same person demands a dowry of 1 crore, because he is an IAS officer.
4) Indians are very shy and still are 121 Crore.
5) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.
6) Indian Society teaches
'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !
7) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve people...!
8) The worst movies earn the most
9) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity, but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human being.
10) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us
11) Everyone is in a hurry, but no one reaches on time
11) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.
12) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one
13) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them
14)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath..