_________________"Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you."

~George R.R. Martin

“Sometimes I drink coffee at 3:57 a.m., only I call it beer, and it's really purple wine, disguised as clear distilled water, taken from my invisible car's radiator. She used to like radiator water too, so this also serves as a self-reminder to never share a glass with someone who has had hepatitis.”

"Target 1 face-up monster on the field; until the end of this turn, that target loses 800 ATK, but is unaffected by the effects of other Spell/Trap Cards."

MADA’s Card of the Week

"Neither player can add cards from their Deck to their hand except by drawing them. During either player's turn, when your opponent would Special Summon exactly 1 monster: You can send this face-up card to the Graveyard; negate the Special Summon, and if you do, destroy it."