Joined: 9/27/2007Posts: 5,978Location: Never, Never Land, United States

Why, Why, Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money???

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And? A FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. ♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

:( i think i'm simply too logical to get them...i laughed, but i also know a lot of the answers...presuming you enjoy having questions, so unless you want me to, i shant answer them.*~*xX/ ;) i'm not joking/Xx*~*

Joined: 9/27/2007Posts: 5,978Location: Never, Never Land, United States

I have a friend that sends me all this crazy stuff! LOL I actually have a really funny "story" type joke, but it has pictures and I am not sure if they would post on here the right way. If you think they would work, let me know!♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

I have a friend that sends me all this crazy stuff! LOL I actually have a really funny "story" type joke, but it has pictures and I am not sure if they would post on here the right way. If you think they would work, let me know!

Give it a try Pixie, I can help out - if the pics can't be hotlinked from a site, you should upload them to imageshack.us first, and then include them in your post that way

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

I can answer two of these, from my recent studies.

People did not evolve from apes, humans and apes share a common ancestor. So, we're evolving and apes are evolving together. Our common ancestor is a monkey that lived millions of years ago.

Bubbles are only white for a split second, they then absorb and emit electromagnetic radiation at different wavelengths of visible light, until all the different colours cancel each other out, until the bubble turns black and bursts. I think that's right. We did it at college last year when I did my course in physics.

Why did that woman stand in line with her 35 children looking at the menu for juice and then when she is front of the line look more. 5 items. CHOOSE. Why did she call over friends? 12 people behind you don't matter. Had to ask about every item. Why?

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