Place palm over open can. turn up can till chips slide to touch your palm, turn can sideways. Enjoy. repeat as needed.

another annoying thing. why can't yahoo let you add the addresses of the stuff in your spam folder to the block list? they give you no easy way to do it. the only way is to manually add every address to the list. you would think, even in the inbox, there would be an option to "block user", but nope. has to be added personally.

"The reason an author needs to know the rules of grammar isn't so he or she never breaks them, but so the author knows how to break them."

Not my best day. Really cranky, broke a nail and caught Thing 2 in a bold-faced lie. Her response? "I am NOT fibbing, but I will tell you I am if it makes you feel better." Had to resist the urge to lock her out of the house all day.

“It is the peculiar nature of the world to go on spinning no matter what sort of heartbreak is happening.”― Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees: