The entire point of fast food restaurants' drive-through experience, we'd all agree, is the incredible convenience. Even if there's a glitch with the intercom system or we have to root around in the cupholder for exact change, it's low-stakes, low-hassle, and likely to produce delicious results.

All of this makes the late-night McDonald's saga of a man named Josh Raby all the more stunning. It started, innocently enough, with a milkshake craving—but it spiraled out of control from there.

It's 1AM and I decided I wanted a milkshake. So there's a McDonald's near my house. I'm greeted at the drive thru by the following sentence:

If you enjoy eating pork patties shaped into something they're not or attempting to gorge yourself on 100 hamburgers in one sitting, McDonald's might be your favorite restaurant. And if that's the case, there are a couple of things you should know.