Title: Free writingSummary: In a class, Super Junior members are asked to write anything on the paper for two minutes. No stopping. What should they write?Pairings: KYUMIN. HAEHYUK. KANGTEUK. HANCHUL. SIHANCHUL if you squint. Maybe a mention of a YEWOOK or a HENWOOK either or, Wookie’s paired with someone.Genre: ???Rating: PG-13Warnings: LANGUAGEA/N: Like the free writing activity, some of them weren’t edited, maybe the spelling. But yeah, some of them aren’t edited just to keep the randomness flowing. And this is my first CRACK? Fic. =)) Please go easy on me.

Leeteuk

Crap. Crap. Two minutes to write anything and everything what’s on my mind. Shiz. This is over. I cannot even stop. STOP. DON’T STOP. DON’T STOP. DON’T DON… I’m an angel. An angel without wings. I wonder what Kangin’s writing? Is he writing about me? Hmmm… I should write something if he is writing about me. Kangin. Kim Youngwoon. Handsome. Racoon. DUI. Handsome. Super Handsome. Gah. TOP. What the fuck? SHIT. Thank God, we can write anything in this paper. Oops, I think I spelled raccoon wrong. Anyway, no editing. HMMM… What’s on their mind?? I miss Kangin. Why the hell do I miss him when he’s write oops right beside me. FUCK. KANGIN. DON’T LOOK ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PAPER. Not now. Please. I don’t know what else to write. I love DJ-ing. It’s fun. Although, it gets boring. I need… time up.

Heechul

I am very pretty. I am Kim Heechul. I don’t fail to be pretty. I hate my hair when I don’t want it. WILL I EVER GO TO MILITARY SERVICE? Seriously, Kim Heechul in battle won’t do. Seriously. Hair will mess up, I can’t be my AWESOME self there. It’s disciplined and I hate it. ACK. I need. HANGENG. Not just him. Also… and also… yes… I need them. GAH. THEM. I NEED THEM. Shit, why am I being horny again. HANGENG, I swear to NONEXISTENT PEOPLE UP THERE that I’m going to fuck you like there’s no tomorrow. I need you. DAMN. HORNINESS. Must change topic. NOW. Why the fuck is Sungmin looking at my paper and sniggering. Fuck you Sungmin, bother someone else like Kyuhyun. GEEZ. Fuck, time up.

Hangeng

I can’t believe I’m writing something like this. I mean, come on, it’s going to be so random I won’t remember why I wrote the damn thing. Heechul cried because I wasn’t there. AW. Fuck legal cases. I love ypou oops, you Chullie bear. Heehee. Don’t worry Chullie, Geng would make you feel all better tonight. Okay, stop being horny. BEIJING FRIED RICE. I miss cooking it. It makes me hungry just thinking of it. Fried rice. Yellow. Vegetables. What the hell??? Okay… seriously, I should write more. Hmmm… I don’t know really. My mind’s black. Blank I meant. Heechul…Chullie…Chullie. Heechul. KIM HEECHUL. Chullie. Chul Chul. I love you pretty thang. You are the pretties androgynous bitch I’ve ever seen in my entire life and if you were a girl I’d marry you right now. Chulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Okay. I’m done.

Yesung

I wonder how DDANGKOMA’S DOING. He’s at home. Alone. Not eating anyting. Why the fuck should we write this? Is someone going to read this aloud? Is someone going to make us read this? PHILTRUMS. PHILTRUMS. I must touch philtrums. But can’t stop. I can’t stop. NO I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU GIRL. Okay… girl? What I mean was WOOKIE. Wookie. I miss him so. But he’s right there, writing so adorably. WHAT IF… Hmmm… K.R.Y. I’m the leadja in terms of age. Seriosly. Oops, seriously. WHAT THE HELL AM I WRITING? This can’t be just random. Oh right, this is free writing. Write the fuck you want. Okay… must look at something. Sky. Tree. Blackboard. Chairs. Super junior. Ryeowook. Crap. TIME.

Kangin

Teukie. Teukie. I love you, I want you. Okay, it’s supposed to be sunny, but what the hell, it’s TEUKIE. I love you. Hihi. Are you writing about me? I hope you are. Hihi. I’m Korea’s number one handsome guy who got a DUI. OH YEAH, THAT RHYMED. Anyway, what should I write in here? Seriously. I can’t think of anything right now. There goes sungmin again with his pink shirt. And yesung with his philtrum touching and shindong thinking of food. God my bandmates are crazy, but I love them. Will I ever come back in Super Show 2? I hope so. I would love to come back and do something… Hihi. With teukie in particular:> CRAP. I’ve gained weight.

Shindong

PORK. PORK. PORK. FOOD. LUNCHTIME. WHAT TO EAT AT LUNCH TIME? Hmmm… I don’t know what else to write. FOOD. ALCOHOL. FOOD. ALCOHOL. Seriously, I’m craving for a big burger right now and I will eat it like there’s no tomorrow. ABS. WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK OF ABS? I HAVE ABS. I HAVE THE BEST ABS IN THE WORLD. NO ONE COULD BE SHIN DONG HEE IN ABS. YES! What else? I look like an ajumma in some of the shows I guest on and why do I notice it now? BARBEQUE. I NEED FOOD. LIKE RIGHT NOW. HUNGRY SHINDONG. RYEOWOOK-AH, COOK ME FOOD LATER. I NEED FOOD NOWWWWWWW. WHY MUST WE WRITE? THIS IS STUPID. I LOVE PORK. Pork. Pirk. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK.

Sungmin

PINK. I LOVE PINK. PINK. PINK. I LOVE PINK. I LOVE KYUHYUN. KYUHYUNNIE. BOYFRIEND. I LOVE YOU. I HOPE YOU LOVE ME TOO. DO YOU? I MISS YOU A LOT EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE JUST A SEAT APART. AWWW… I WANT A BUNNY AND NAME IT KYUNNIE. HIHI. I LOVE PINK SO MUCH. I HOPE I COULD GET MORE LOLLIPOPS. AND DON’T THINK OF ANYTHING GREEN. I WUV SWEET THINGS. EEEEEE… I HATE MY HAIR, I LOOK LIKE A TOTAL AJUMMA. I HATE MY WEIGHT NOW. I’M FAT. FAT. I TELL YOU.FATTT… BUT KYUHYUNNIE SAYS IT’S BETTER LIKE THAT. F YOU KYUHYUN I WOULD KILL TO BE SKINNY AS YOU. I LOVE YOU KYUHYUNNIE OOPS. THAT WAS RANDOM. HIHI. PINK BUNNIES! I WOULD LIKE TO GET EEEEEE… PINK. PINK. PINK. PINK. PINK. KYUHYUN. BUNNIES. HONG GIL DONG. WHAT THE HECK. ACK. ANOTHER REASON AS TO WHY KYUHYUN AND I WON’T BE GETTING ANYTHING… OOPS.

Eunhyuk

I am the dance king. I AM THE KING. THE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING. And please ELF’s and SONE stop pairing me with Kim Hyoyeon, sure she’s nice and all that but I don’t like her, you know who I really love right? DONGHAE. Love you hae, always. Hae. Hae. Hae. I’M ONLY FOR YOU HAE. Only for you! O-o-ohnly for you baby Hae. Hae, why do you believe in aliens? Hae, why do you look so handsome? Hae, do you love me as much as I love you? Hae, hae hae. The sound of your name makes me want to smile all day. I hope you’re writing something about me because HAE THIS PAPER IS FOR YOU BABE. I LOVE YOU. SO MUCH. FUCK TIME’S UP.

Donghae

HYUK. HYUK. LOVE YOU SO MUCH. ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT ME BABE? HIHI. If you don’t I’m going to punish you. :> HAHA. Hyukkie, why don’t you believe in aliens? SERIOUSLY. THERE ARE. I BELIEVE I was abducted once when I was five and I saw their planet. It was cool. Cooler than the planet earth. I wish there were more fishes in that planet though, and then we would be so happy. Seriosuly, oops, seriously, do I look like that ZAC Efron person? I do not! I’m handsome! I’m LEE DONGHAE. Okay, stop this. I’m a nice boy. I don’t bash. ALIENS. FISH. EUNHYUK. MONKEYS. Okay… what the heck. I hate this, my wrist is hurting again. Oh no. PAJAMA PARTY. Okay, I’m singing an H song. SUPER GIRL. OH MY SUPER GIRL. YEAH!

Siwon

I can’t understand as to why I can’t convert or convince Heechul to a Protestant? Seriously. I love being God’s messenger to my bandmates and they stop at their tracks and leave whenever I talk about anything religious related. They can’t understand my upbringing. Oh well. I have awesome abs. Okayyy… that was so random. ABS. My abs. I have been working out. I love it. Donghae’s so jealous. What’s with all the umma and appa thing with me and Hangeng. Seriously. HEECHUL and HANGENG are like the ultimate lovers. Maybe there was once a time… never mind. Must not talk anymore. It gives me the creeps and chills that I’ve sinned. I truly thank God that we’re all complete in this classroom. But why are were here when we could be in our dorms?

Ryeowook

I love cooking. Hihi. I can’t believe it. Am I the only one they can depend on in their cooking? Seriously. Especially Shindong hyung. He loves it when I cook but then he leaves nothing for the others. Poor them. I miss Henry. Aww… That boy is really cute. Okay, I sound like a pedophile and I have got to stop. But Yesung hyung. Ack. I’m torn. I don’t know, could I ask him and him to have a threesome? Because seriously. Okay. Stop being like this. Breathe in, breathe out. Cooking. Eternal magnae. YES! I’m the eternal magnae and happy about it. Sorry Kyu. I look cuter than you. Oops I wonder if Sungmin hyung would read this. If he did, he’d kick my ass now.

Kibum

I’m cool for this. I don’t write. I act. I only do that. Acting.it’s my passion. I hate it when I get sidetracked most of the time. Oops. Okay that was random. Anyway. Acting. Sure. I have done singing but it doesn’t suit me. Okay stop this, I’m going to act like I don’t care again. I’m Kibum. Mr. killer smile. I wonder what my fans would think about Jumunjin. I miss being with Super Junior again. I love my bandmates. I wonder what they’re thinking about me and my non participation. This has got to stop. I am cooler than this. Stopping… now.

Kyuhyun

Starcraft. Starcraft. Sungmin. Starcraft. Crap. NO. SUNGMIN FIRST STARCRAFT LATER. Okay. I have a boyfriend now. Cute, pink lover, cute, sexy, cute. Did I say cute? AEGYO. Damn that man is so beautiful and cute and pretty. I have the best boyfriend ever. He’s such… okay.stop it now. Wonder what he’s writing. Maybe it’s pink again. Okay… I hate it when they write fics about me and Zhou Mi cause seriously I really am friends with him. I laugh at his embarrassing stuff. Sungmin would get pissed if I mentioned anything related to that person. Okay. Stop it. I love you Sungmin. I know you love me. :> It’s obvious. The way we make love during the night. Okay, that was super random. Stop it. Starcraft. Starcraft. SUNGMIN. SUNGMIN. SUNGMIN.