These pictures of Kelly Brook and her huge rack leaving the Ivy in London really have nothing to do with anything other than the fact that when we get married, I think I might go with a top hat as well. And maybe a cane and a monocle. A top hat tells the world that you are a man of exquisite and exacting tastes, a man who demands and enjoys only the finest peanuts.

Kelly Brook last night:

Why gratuitous Kelly Brook in every Kelly Brook post? Please don’t tell me you just asked that out loud.: