Pattaya Blow Job Bar

A Guide to some of the horniest bars in Town

This Sexy Thai Lady says it all

A Pattaya Blow Job Bar Guide

Some guys have all the luck. That might well have been the consensus of Rod Stewart when he released his 1984 hit song of the same name. If you are one of those lucky guysthen I'd imagine, you have nothing to be skittish about. While some of you have all the luck, some guys dream of it. Others simply never get to experience it. So which one of these guys are you?

I'm not talking about being a millionaire, living in a big house or driving a fancy car, (though that would make things easier) What I am talking about here is what every man really wants - and that is a blow job. Not any old blowjob, but a great blowjob.

If your stroke of good fortune should follow you wherever you go, then you need not read any further. But for those of you who have yet to experience a little luck in the blowjob department, that help is now on hand - if you get my drift.

However, you may have to travel a little further to get it, but once you get it, you'll be hooked for life. Even if your stroke of luck cums from a sexy hooker on a piece of paradise in Pattaya.

Full Moon Bar on Soi 6 Pattaya

Blow Job Bars have become extremely popular in Pattaya and for good reason too. There may be hundreds of go-go bars around town, and while you might get a similar service there, you inevitably end up paying the price. Higher price for drinks and also that all too common bar fine. Go there if you must.

I'm not saying you shouldn't go to a go-go bar - What the heck! When you're in Pattaya, I insist you go to a go-go bar. I've been to so many, I've forgotten which ones they were or even where they are. I'm just kidding - I know exactly where they are.

But a Pattaya blowjob bar, you have to experience, even if it's only once. For starters, what other bars can you go where you get a free blowjob with your first drink - And reasonably priced too. Now I'm not saying all these types of bars offer free blowjobs with the first drink, but if they say they do - they should.

It is, however, advisable to read the small print while you are about it. The fine print can't get any clearer than on the sign board the young Thai girl is holding for customers to see in the photo at the top of this page. What's that on her T-Shirt?

While you're here, you might like to take a look at what went down at a Massage Shop in Pattaya when all hell broke loose.

Liza Bar on Soi 6 Pattaya

What you need to know about Pattaya Blow Job Bars

Prices for beers start at around 75 Baht. That is for a small draft beer while bottled beer start at around the 100 Baht mark.

Prices for blowjobs start at around 700 Baht at some venues and at other places, can be around the 1000 Baht mark. So where is the - buy a beer and get a free blowjob! First of all - nothing is for free. You still have to pay for F.R.E.E. The girls outside the bars with the catchy sign board are just there to grab your attention and other goodies. It works every time. Like I said before, you need to pay more attention to the small print.

Prices for lady drinks start at around 125 Baht at some venues and at other places, can be around the 150 Baht mark. Now you may well ask why the lady drink prices are higher than customer prices - Well, Let's just say that's how things are in Thailand.

Pattaya Blow Job Bars are usually open from 11:00 am until 2:00 am. You'll find most of them on Soi 6, also known as Soi Yodsak. It runs from Beach Road up to Second Road and well away from Walking Street, Pattaya's central nightlife area. Soi 6 might only be a few hundred metres long, but it's home to a number of beer bars as well as the ones I'm describing here.

My Friend You Bar on Soi 6 Pattaya

Where to get a BJ and Beer in Pattaya

There are several Blow Job Bars in Pattaya. Besides the most popular ones on Soi 6, there are also a few on Soi 2, all of which are just a short walk from the Beach Road in Central Pattaya.

Quicky Bar Pattaya

What to Expect at a Pattaya Blow Job Bar

Step right up and step right in - You've come to the right place. The ladies working at these BJ Bars are by all accounts experts at what they do. They are the best of the best when it comes to hand, tongue and lip service. The girls here are highly trained in the delicate art of fellatio. Now that's not to say that you might not always get what you pay for - Every now and again you might get a bummer, but if you play the right cards, you can bet your bottom dollar, you'll be more than self-satisfied.

If it's a little extra you want as in a full service, you only need to ask, because let's face it, you may not want to get blown away in the bar itself with a hundred other customers eyeballing your every vocal sound. If you're not the shy type - I say go for it. But if that's not quite your calling, you can always take your lady upstairs for a more personal and private touch. Of course, the more courses you want from the menu, the more it will cost.

But that goes without saying.

My Friend You Bar on Soi 6 Pattaya

How good are these Pattaya Blow Job Bars

How good are the blow job bars in Pattaya? That's a good question. You could also ask yourself if there's a downside. Well, I'd like to say that would all depend on your intuition and observation. Some may think these type of bars suck while others look forward to the sucking.

And if you think you'd be doing a lot of slipping and sliding around here - don't panic - the housekeeping ladies are right on cue purifying the place as customers cum and go. So to answer your question - Yes, it's safe to say that the majority of these places are clean and tidy.

What's on the Menu at Pattaya Blow Job Bars

Just like any restaurant, going to a Pattaya Blow Job Bar, is no different. As can be expected, you'll be handed a menu. And if not, you'll be politely shown one that's plastered on the wall.

Now this is where things get very interesting. You may not have a vast selection of items on the menu like a typical restaurant, but if you don't see anything to your liking, all you have to do is whisper your request to one of the staff members on hand and "Bob's your Uncle" - or should I rather say "Fanny's your Aunt". And your prayers will be answered. What the heck. Who cares.

But before you go leather for a thong, go and check the menu. You don't want to end up with a rotten egg or a plain Jane.

No, you'd want the cream of the crop, now wouldn't you.

Get creative - You might want to take two - ladies, that is. What could be more fun? Take your time - You don't want to come too early either. There's no need to rush and the girls won't hurry you along. As long as the beers are flowing, the girls will be showing you a good time. Isn't that what you'd expect.

Stick around a while because if you don't immediately see something you like, a sexy number might be coming through the door any minute from now. And since the doors are open from 11:00 am until late, there's plenty of time. The best time to go to one of these Pattaya Blow Job Bars is probably from around 2:00 pm onwards. That's when there'll be more girls available.

The Girls at the Full Moon

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