Category Archives: Britney Spears

Well damn britney! You’re looking pretty tittacular at the monent. Normally I would criticize everything else but damn. Why bother when your tits are looking so fucking spectacular. †Whats the point of saying anything else when I need to run and grab some more photos of these tittays!

Not really sure why she would post this? We’ve already seen way more than this. I mean, sure she looks pretty good. But it kinda looks like she’s sucking in a little gut? Perhaps I’m just being overcritical and she’s actually not. But, umm.. yeah. Thanks Britney?

No clue what look she was going for, but Britney Spears kind of looks like a drag queen in this photo gallery. Plus she isn’t wearing her engagement ring yet again. I wonder if there is trouble in paradise? Well, actually… I could give zero shits what Britney does at this point. Just glad to see she isn’t attacking cars with golf clubs anymore.

Well, its good to see Britney Spears looking better these days. At least she’s not running around attacking camera men and beating car windows with golf clubs, or shaving off all of her hair. Now she actually looks like she’s over her celebrity mid-life crisis. Which is always good, for a while there I thought she was going to end up like some of the other celebs they found dead from ODing.

Getting out of trucks with huge shoes on is apparently pretty hard. But she reacted with the speed of a cheetah and†stabilized†herself before falling to the ground. Had she fallen, celebrity news sites would automatically jump on to the bandwagon claiming she was wasted, or under the influence of some thing, who knows perhaps even use it as an example on how her life is now tumbling down. Similar to what they did to her before, even when she wasn’t doing anything.

I know the media will jump in line and be like ‘oh she has fat cellulite legs now’ but who gives a shit, its better then that bald head swinging golf clubs. Or getting out of cars showing off her twat like she was for a while there. At least this new guy has helped her get her shit together. Props to that dude who ever the hell he is. Girl needed help, she got some, and she seems to be on the right path.

Well, its actually a†pleasant†surprise to see Britney Spears looking much better and staying clothed fully when she goes outside. Prior to her hooking up with this new guy she was a hot mess. Right after K-Fed left, who now looks like a cloud. Either way its great to see her doing good. Just give it a few months before the media starts attacking her, to cause her to lose it again. That sells papers.

I’m probably exaggerating a little bit about Britney Spears looking Photoshopped but she looks really great! This reminds me of the Britney i use to fap to when i was a horny little teenager. Remember that video Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know? Man i totally scabbed up watching that video back in 2000.