I felt comical and humorous for this Speedy Quote Sunday so here are a couple quotes that have made me chuckle and shake my head. We’ve all come across a few that do that for us and it feels good to get a laugh, a relief.

“It’s a real pisser when you don’t know whether to thank a guy or spit in his eye, isn’t it?” (Zom-B: Gladiator, Darren Shan)

“Thou smellest like a baby prostitute, preparing for a night of many trysts.” (Much Ado About Mean Girls, Ian Doescher)

Let’s be honest, fan of Mean Girls, you know that second one is HILARIOUS. That book made me laugh so much I felt as if I busted a gut.

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Bacon lover. Glazed donut eater. Book reader. Part-time praying mantis. Pretty sure, I'm an alien adopted by humans, but who knows? Overall, I'm currently a small town human that's just working towards that breaking moment and then it's just the rest of my life.
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