After watching Tim Sylvia’s overwhelmingly unimpressive “berserker” workout today from his unlikely (read, hopeless) guerilla campaign to get back in the UFC, we were reminded of the fact that some guys (and girls), no matter how passionate they are about the sport of mixed martial arts, just aren’t cut out to be fighters. Before you shoot the messengers, Tim admits himself that he was never the best athlete or fighter, but in today’s climate, he may not even be able to be more than an undercard heavyweight in the UFC.

Whether it be physical limitations or a deficiency in the skill set department, unfortunately for even the most passionate fighters sometimes heart and size aren’t enough to carry a career.

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KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- March 12, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I swear, you walk into most traditional martial arts places, you'll find delusional dudes like this that think they are the shit....some of them can handle themselves, but most of them would get absolutely smashed by even a decent MMA fighter

2Dogs- March 11, 2012 at 6:53 am

If I had that many guys running towards me with knives in a (fuckin chinese prison riot...) Id just take make death right there...Kii is a powerful weopon but wow...just wow.

The12ozCurls- March 9, 2012 at 12:01 pm

I was waiting for the DIM MAK guy to take a couple steps to his right and reveal the blind-folded and gagged hostage he was about to decapitate.

I've tried several of these techniques and the crapping the pants usually works under most circumstances. Had the guy with the magazine crapped his pants he would have not needed the makeshift weapon. Trust me it works.

Motivated Penn- March 8, 2012 at 5:48 pm

I LOVE the rolled up magazine video. I re-watch it from time to time. Guy's totally legit.

NomadRip- March 8, 2012 at 5:08 pm

It's easy to find the magazine guy's wallet. It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

Cheeseburger Eddie- March 8, 2012 at 5:08 pm

So what do I do if I don't have enough time to roll up my copy of Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nuts? Can I just papercup his taint?

Ricardo Guitardo- March 8, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I think I could knock someone out if they stand still like that.

SWORDSfor400- March 8, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Seriously, is that Cecil Peoples reffing in the last one?

raizor- March 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I'm having a hard time deciding which is funniest. The rolled up paper one was mental.