Uh uh, no way! Where is dat cats dignity? We don't need beans to wash our paws and we sure as ech EE double el don't need to use a fork or a spork! We'z eated at da table afore, well, actually ON da table but dat is just to steal peepul foods.

That poor kitty!! Having to restrain herself during food time! At our house, food time is like the demolition derby!! ...Well at least it is for Simon & Jay. Mom has to chase me down & separate me so that I actually eat! (she says she has NEVER had more trouble feeding a cat than me! Hmph!) I'm just refined, but I would NEVER submit to eating with a *gasp* SPORK!!! That's just CRAZY!! HAHAHAHA!!