Cinema Beef

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Gary and the gang dissect some of cinema’s greatest crimes and revel in the glory of movie madness!

Latest Episodes

Cinema Beef Podcast #161 : Hell On Wheels

EThe Beef crew is back to discuss two movies about vehicles that have murderous intentions under the hood. Jamie, Iris and Gary go full throttle and talk about a crazy semi chasing a motorist in Duel and a devilish whip in The Car! Also, Suzanne joins Cort and Gary to talk about the fifth installment of the Hellraiser series on the Sloppy Seconds segment.

97 MIN3 w ago

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Burning For Springfield #8 : School Daze and Cabin Fever

EWe’re still stuck in the boiler room but we have guests this time around. We are joined by Scott Crawford and Heather Powell of the Friday Nightmares podcast to discuss two pretty decent ones. In School Daze, the SATs are two boys living nightmare and it may be the death of them. In Cabin Fever, the son of dead airline tycoon is haunted by his fathers past transgressions with hilarious results that lead to a mediocre story about a flight attendance hot one night stand that goes wrong.

44 MINAPR 16

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Cinema Beef Podcast #160 : Even Villains Can Sell Cheese

EPeople of Eternia! And Shadaloo respectively. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott, Filip O’Nell and Ryan Lewis to talk about two cheesy flicks that have amazing actors to play their villains. We got Frank Langella in Masters Of The Universe owning as Skeletor and the late great Raul Julia ruling as ruthless dictator M. Bison in Street Fighter.

135 MINAPR 15

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Cinema Beef Podcast #159 : Doing The Dragon Justice

EThe beefers are back are into some familiar territory. Or is it. Iris and Gary are joined by special guest Darlene Abilay to talk two films that are inspired by the Bruce Lee classic Enter The Dragon. We do that with the 1995 video game adaptation that will make you test your might with Mortal Kombat and the hilarious ping pong epic Balls of Fury from 2007. Also, Cort, Gary and Suzanne drink sad girl’s tears as we discuss Hellraiser 3 : Hell On Earth on the Sloppy Seconds segment.

79 MINAPR 10

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Cinema Beef Podcast #158 : The Killer Is The Copay

EThere are a lot to things to hate about hospitals. Bitchy nurses, doctors who poke and prod you all night and even bad food. Mama never said that sociopaths were a possibility. The beefers are joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss two films where a killer is loose in a hospital. We do that with the Cannon Films jam X-Ray aka Hospital Massacre and the grisly Canadian thriller Visiting Hours from 1982. Buy Jon’s Music https://miscplumbingfixtures.bandcamp.com/ Check out all the Diner’s tasty goodies. https://aftermoviediner.com/

153 MINAPR 1

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Cinema Beef Podcast Quarantine Reviews #2 Deadtime Stories (1986)

EAnother quarantine show this time with a campy anthology film. I am joined by Suzanne and Cameron to discuss this hidden gem filled with shitty kids, perverts, over confident men and so much more. Check it out on Amazon Prime.

36 MINMAR 27

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Cinema Beef Podcast Quarantine Reviews #1 : Fritz The Cat

EHello from Cinema Beef. We hope you’re not in the sick. Here’s some nasty soup for what ails you courtesy of me, Cameron Scott and one Ralph Bakshi with the 1972 X rated cartoon Fritz The Cat. We talk about 60s culture, racism and of course animals doing bad things. Look for more quarantine shows as the bs continues throughout the world. The Beefers love ya!

22 MINMAR 27

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Cinema Beef Podcast #157 : The Price Was Right For Possession

EThe Beefers are back with a full crew and some extras as well. We are joined by filmmaker Cameron Scott and NFW’s Neil Lemoi to talk about the housing market and the suckers who get into some real problem houses. We cover two classics and do it with some great discussions. We do Burnt Offerings and the og The Amityville Horror. Stay tuned in or GET OUT!!!!

141 MINMAR 26

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Cinema Beef Podcast #156 : Satan’s Collectors

EThe Beefers are in quarantine but not without hope. Wait. We have escaped from our dark holes and are being pursued by some top baddies. We are covering two films that take two hell escapees and the beings that are hot on their trails to bring them back down to Satan’s cage. In Drive Angry, Nicolas Cage escapes from hell in a muscle car to save the life of his granddaughter from cultists only to have an “accountant” chasing him the whole way. Hellraiser speaks for itself but Frank escsapes and is reborn through his sinister sister in law only to be pulled back by the deadly cenobites. Have a listen. We’re burning until you do!

99 MINMAR 18

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Burning For Springwood #7 : Deadline and Black Tickets

EMike, Suzanne and Gary are back on Elm Street once again to have ago at two more episodes in this stinking but sometimes surprising series. In Deadline, a lonely obituary writer and later his lady friend have premonitions of death with hilarious but mediocre results. In Black Tickets, Brad Pitt stars a reluctant boyfriend who has ditched Springwood with his lady only to lead to a trip to a hideaway for these newlyweds. This leads to a surprisingly strange but satisfying second half. Burn with us!!!!!

27 MINMAR 16

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Latest Episodes

Cinema Beef Podcast #161 : Hell On Wheels

EThe Beef crew is back to discuss two movies about vehicles that have murderous intentions under the hood. Jamie, Iris and Gary go full throttle and talk about a crazy semi chasing a motorist in Duel and a devilish whip in The Car! Also, Suzanne joins Cort and Gary to talk about the fifth installment of the Hellraiser series on the Sloppy Seconds segment.

97 MIN3 w ago

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Burning For Springfield #8 : School Daze and Cabin Fever

EWe’re still stuck in the boiler room but we have guests this time around. We are joined by Scott Crawford and Heather Powell of the Friday Nightmares podcast to discuss two pretty decent ones. In School Daze, the SATs are two boys living nightmare and it may be the death of them. In Cabin Fever, the son of dead airline tycoon is haunted by his fathers past transgressions with hilarious results that lead to a mediocre story about a flight attendance hot one night stand that goes wrong.

44 MINAPR 16

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Cinema Beef Podcast #160 : Even Villains Can Sell Cheese

EPeople of Eternia! And Shadaloo respectively. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott, Filip O’Nell and Ryan Lewis to talk about two cheesy flicks that have amazing actors to play their villains. We got Frank Langella in Masters Of The Universe owning as Skeletor and the late great Raul Julia ruling as ruthless dictator M. Bison in Street Fighter.

135 MINAPR 15

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Cinema Beef Podcast #159 : Doing The Dragon Justice

EThe beefers are back are into some familiar territory. Or is it. Iris and Gary are joined by special guest Darlene Abilay to talk two films that are inspired by the Bruce Lee classic Enter The Dragon. We do that with the 1995 video game adaptation that will make you test your might with Mortal Kombat and the hilarious ping pong epic Balls of Fury from 2007. Also, Cort, Gary and Suzanne drink sad girl’s tears as we discuss Hellraiser 3 : Hell On Earth on the Sloppy Seconds segment.

79 MINAPR 10

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Cinema Beef Podcast #158 : The Killer Is The Copay

EThere are a lot to things to hate about hospitals. Bitchy nurses, doctors who poke and prod you all night and even bad food. Mama never said that sociopaths were a possibility. The beefers are joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss two films where a killer is loose in a hospital. We do that with the Cannon Films jam X-Ray aka Hospital Massacre and the grisly Canadian thriller Visiting Hours from 1982. Buy Jon’s Music https://miscplumbingfixtures.bandcamp.com/ Check out all the Diner’s tasty goodies. https://aftermoviediner.com/

153 MINAPR 1

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Cinema Beef Podcast Quarantine Reviews #2 Deadtime Stories (1986)

EAnother quarantine show this time with a campy anthology film. I am joined by Suzanne and Cameron to discuss this hidden gem filled with shitty kids, perverts, over confident men and so much more. Check it out on Amazon Prime.

36 MINMAR 27

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Cinema Beef Podcast Quarantine Reviews #1 : Fritz The Cat

EHello from Cinema Beef. We hope you’re not in the sick. Here’s some nasty soup for what ails you courtesy of me, Cameron Scott and one Ralph Bakshi with the 1972 X rated cartoon Fritz The Cat. We talk about 60s culture, racism and of course animals doing bad things. Look for more quarantine shows as the bs continues throughout the world. The Beefers love ya!

22 MINMAR 27

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Cinema Beef Podcast #157 : The Price Was Right For Possession

EThe Beefers are back with a full crew and some extras as well. We are joined by filmmaker Cameron Scott and NFW’s Neil Lemoi to talk about the housing market and the suckers who get into some real problem houses. We cover two classics and do it with some great discussions. We do Burnt Offerings and the og The Amityville Horror. Stay tuned in or GET OUT!!!!

141 MINMAR 26

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Cinema Beef Podcast #156 : Satan’s Collectors

EThe Beefers are in quarantine but not without hope. Wait. We have escaped from our dark holes and are being pursued by some top baddies. We are covering two films that take two hell escapees and the beings that are hot on their trails to bring them back down to Satan’s cage. In Drive Angry, Nicolas Cage escapes from hell in a muscle car to save the life of his granddaughter from cultists only to have an “accountant” chasing him the whole way. Hellraiser speaks for itself but Frank escsapes and is reborn through his sinister sister in law only to be pulled back by the deadly cenobites. Have a listen. We’re burning until you do!

99 MINMAR 18

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Burning For Springwood #7 : Deadline and Black Tickets

EMike, Suzanne and Gary are back on Elm Street once again to have ago at two more episodes in this stinking but sometimes surprising series. In Deadline, a lonely obituary writer and later his lady friend have premonitions of death with hilarious but mediocre results. In Black Tickets, Brad Pitt stars a reluctant boyfriend who has ditched Springwood with his lady only to lead to a trip to a hideaway for these newlyweds. This leads to a surprisingly strange but satisfying second half. Burn with us!!!!!