Welcome one and all to the grand showing of the amazing circus of doom! Watch the amazing monstrosities of the Elephant pantomime (And real elephants too!) Eat the many cabbages of Mocs that fill the air with the scent of creativity as the extravagant trapeze artists jump through the rings of fire while they juggle chainsaws and puppies and don an ear piece that goes "YOU SUCK! YOUR GONNA DROP EVERYTHING!"

I really just made this page to enter a contest but I'll probably post other stuff here!