Best Funny Toasts For A Night Of Drinking

Before any night of drinking, it is customary for someone to offer a toast. But what should you celebrate? “To good friends and good times.” Generic. “To working hard and partying harder.” Lame. “To World Peace.” Impossible pipe dream.

For anyone looking for a good toast, we’ve compiled a list of some of our favorites. Now you can spend more time and energy on what’s really important: Getting plastered.