Sunday, February 13, 2005

Pete Nanos limerick competition

From Anonymous:

Over beer this weekend, my friends and I decided thatthe tale of Pete Nanos and his war on the laboratorydeserved a poetic treatment. Given the obscenelyludicrous nature of the situation, the limerick seemsthe most appropriate form for this. So we came upwith the idea of a Pete Nanos limerick competition.

After a few false starts (hmmm, what rhymes withCREM?), we came up with a few to get the ball rolling:

Director Pete Nanos has said,if you do science you are a butt-head.So he stopped all work,that moronic jerk!Now science at LANL is dead.

Under LANL's new management plan,if you try to do science you're canned.Shall we instill a revolt?Or just give up and bolt?Either way, it's "game over," man.