rabbit and coyote

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Registered: 10/02/2007

Coyote's Wonderful Household Staff

I am now hiring household staff! You may apply for any position you can think of: maid, cook, gardener, zombie dance teacher, ninja, dragon tamer, official keeper of keys, etc. You can be my bodyguard, but you can't call me Al. (I'll give you a bonus if you get the reference in that last sentence and can correctly identify the artist and title.)

Anyways. I will pay you 100g1,000g 10,000g (yay inflation!) when you are hired and will sporadically give random items and gifts depending upon my whim. (This usually occurs around the winter solstice.) I'm also far more willing to donate to employees or help them quest for items.

Please note that these positions do not actually involve any real work. You don't even have to talk to me if you don't want to. I am an avid supporter of laziness.

Rules: 1) Send me a PM stating what position you would like and why you are qualified to hold that position. Please make it as literate as possible - Rabbit abhors bad grammar.

2) Add me as a friend!

3) Please note that you must have a trading pass to participate, as I can't pay you if you don't have one.

4) I will probably never fire you, even if you don't do any work, because I am just that lazy. You can quit if you really want to, however.

that as concerns us

Don't mind him, he's the more serious-minded of the two of us. Also, don't believe everything I say. The truth is flexible. I am...what do you call it, Rabbit?

Morally suspect.

Ah, yes. I do so love being morally suspect. It is, after all, one of the best parts of being a mythological trickster.

Which reminds me...whatever Coyote says, we are mythological beings, not "real people" in the strictest sense of either word. We aren't going to tell you our real ages or locations. Neither of us will be your e-boyfriend (or e-girlfriend), although we will certainly do our best to be good e-friends.

I my e-friends, and also my e-employees!

Things about me:
-I hate shoes. -I love food!
-I am a patron of the arts! No, really...I love art! Especially art of myself and Rabbit...but also other art as well. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

About myself:
I'm from the moon. In my spare time, I enjoy reading, learning, and correcting grammar. I also approve of art.

(In case this wasn't obvious to anyone, Rabbit and Coyote are both characters. There is a "real" person behind this account. If you need to talk to me for some reason, Rabbit and Coyote know where to find me.)

More about us and Coyote's House

Are you still reading this? Hardcore! Spiffy! Excellent! Very well then, a little more about myself. I'm the Coyote that pops up quite frequently in some Native American tales. Although not all of the stories that humans tell about me are true. Really.

I've been around since the Beginning. I am a Chronic Meddler. I like sticking my nose in other people's business. I like playing tricks. I usually have good intentions (like the time I stole fire). However, I pulled a few too many pranks, and some other Powerful Beings decided that I needed to be Watched At All Times. Hence my being stuck with Rabbit.

I volunteered for the job, believe it or not. I can be very compassionate. But I wasn't always Coyote's warden. I am from the Moon, and I count many of the moon deities as my close friends. At one point in my youth I fell to Earth and had quite an adventure returning home to the Moon. I would like to think of myself as an intelligent being, and I am also quite adept at various magics.

Coyote's House:

My house is on a lovely island in the middle of the sea. (Don't ask me which sea - geography's not my specialty. Also the island likes to move around of its own accord.) It was built by a variety of craftsman gods such as Hephaestus and Kothar-wa-Khasis, so it's quite a smorgasbord of architectural styles. Even though I've lived there quite a long time, I wouldn't claim to know half of what's inside it. My favorite room is the kitchen.

As mine is the library.

Portraits of Rabbit & Coyote <3

Please click on the image to see the full-sized version (with the exception of the pixels and the avatars)!

Notice Board! ^_^

Special announcement! My Bump Thread, which I began on October 16, 2007, achieved the status of Popular on January 19, 2014! PARTY TIME!

...it took six and a quarter years, Coyote. Granted, I do not recall exactly when they implemented the "like vs. dislike" system. Also, now you have the song "Popular" from the musical Wicked stuck in my head. Thanks for that.

If anyone has an announcement to make or a link to a thread, please let me know and I shall post it here!

Wishlist: back by popular demand!

Concerning Questing and Our Wishlist

We've finally updated our wishlist, though we aren't seeking gifts or donations. (Coyote would like to add that if someone insists on giving him something, he'd also love to receive tokens to fuel his gambling addiction.)

We greatly prefer art to items, however, and will buy art so long as it is somewhat decent and not over-priced; either send us a link to your shop or PM us with prices and samples. As to our preferences, I prefer to be drawn as a small white rabbit with golden eyes (my ears and tail are white as well despite my appearance on Gaia). Coyote insists on being depicted with coyote ears (he doesn't have human ears!), unruly silver hair, yellow eyes, a cheeky grin, and his indigo coat and torn blue jeans (the red scarf is optional).

As we don't often quest for items for ourselves, we have been known to undertake quests on behalf of others. However, we normally don't give expensive items to random strangers. If you are our friend and/or employee and can manage to have a grammatically correct conversation with us that does not entirely consist of begging, we might consider questing something for you!