I was saying to Effie, “Effie Honey, them damn Yahoo Cowboys that was running this country into the ground before this bunch took over; they blew a hole in the good ole USS AMERICA so big my lumbago is still actin up! If terrorism is doing damage, didn’t they and them un-jailed bankers do it!? Then this bunch with that there Obama fella, well they say things, but we are still sinking, and no jailed bankers?”

“Rights, Privacy! What Rights, What Privacy? Patriot Act! I’ll give you a Patriot Act, Liberate This! (a finger in the air)…” “Well what you think Honey, you know I value your opinion.”….

Effie, “Jeb, you want a hamburger for lunch or not…I got to watch my soaps!”