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Over at Deadspin, Barry Petchesky says it’s time to sound the depths of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits.

Today we’re looking at the strangest, most awkwardly shaped, and least pleasant objects that Americans have shoved into holes in their bodies. God bless us, everyone. As always, objects are sorted by orifice, working south: