I live on that stuff during allergy and cold season. Your legislators need to get real. Last time I was visiting my wife's hometown in SD and caught a sniffle, I had to submit to a DNA swab before the pharmacy would hand over the goods. Now I suspect corporate pharma has Sudyclones in development, and that's just not good news for anyone.

We should have approved the name change in principal, and then made an open vote on what said name would be (a la Boaty McBoatFace).

Due to the high volume of name change requests, the Penny Arcade forum mods would only have short windows of time where such requests were allowed. To further discourage people from making requests, their policy was to flip a coin for each request: heads you get the new name you asked for; tails the mod gets to make up whatever they want and you're stuck with it.

Well, if you want me to change your name everywhere, I'll probably need the sites you want to change, your e-mail accounts, and your passwords. It'll take a while while I figure out whether I can change the name on my own or if I need to petition the admins of the site to change it.

If you just want me to just change your name here, I'd need your new desired name and a carton of Marlboro reds.

And there would be absolutely no confusion. Because ferrets piss all over.

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