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The Death of Me

Before you start making accusations, NO—he is still most assuredly NOT my favorite child. Not in the least. Not at all. Nope. Not one bit. After all, I don’t even HAVE a favorite child; I’m an equal opportunity mother. I carried each of my children in my womb for an equal amount of time (well, except for the last one) and I love them all equally and without preference. And even if I DID have a favorite, there’s no way this numskull would be it.

He’s such a dud, after all. So dull…so lacking in expression and animation.

Nope. If I were ever to have a favorite, he definitely wouldn’t be it.