My inner 7 year old self is highly-conflicted about this; I was in the TMNT fan club, I had all the toys, I watched every episode of the original cartoon, so I’m supposed to want to see this…

But having Michael Bay’s stupid name right in the front makes the $12 I might spend on a ticket say “Let’s buy you a couple pints instead; you could call it the ooze!” Well that, and the movie looking like another CGI shitshow of creatures ludicrously flipping around and buildings getting demolished every few seconds (fuck you, new Spider Man films).

I’m a guy and I like watching Megan fox for many reason non of witch include acting. The turtles new faces are retarded even my kid who didn’t grow up watching the old turtles thinks the original version look better.