Special Features

3. Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki)

Paramount Pictures

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Poor Cobra. They don’t really have any token vixens on their side, and the one they do have ends up joining Lady Jaye with the Joes. I mean who wants to be on the Cobra team now? Nobody. It’s a total sausagefest in there and they always lose anyway because they’re bad and Hollywood insists that bad never triumphs. The worst thing is they’re getting their asses kicked by cleavage that is not regulation.