Once a week or so, for the edification of those who need not wade in the muck and slime of the Bloggernacle, we will pick a suitable Bloggernacle post that may be of some limited value and Correlate it with the principles of the Gospel (plus, I'll comment on other stuff when I feel like it).
"Correlating your apostate posts so that all may be edified since 2008."

Saturday, July 18, 2009

5 days, 0 posts.

It's been over five years since they started. They've been moonshiners for many a year, apparently.

They promised many more posts this month. I'm not holding my breath (that is, if I had a body and could breathe, I wouldn't hold my breath).

UPDATE: Six days later, they finally add a post. Whoa, baby! Slow down, you're going too fast for me to keep up! Man, at this rate, they'll - well they'll still have very little content posted at infrequent intervals. Sorry, first commentator below, but you'll have to try a little harder than that.

3 comments:

Shouldn't our lack of activity be cause for celebration rather than scorn? Blogging about Mormon stuff is bad, right?

Or maybe I'm confused about the principles governing your disembodied existence. Will you cease to exist when the Bloggernacle ceases to exist? If so, that would explain your seeing our lack of activity as a bad thing. Unless you don't want to exist, which I think I vaguely recall you having said once before. It's all too complicated.

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Your first mistake is believing I mean everything I write on this blog. Your second one is assuming I don't mean any of it. Your third mistake is trying to find humor. Your fourth is taking it all seriously.

But your real mistake was coming here in the first place (either that, or it's the smartest thing you've ever done).

I mean everything on this site, except when I don't. None of should be taken seriously, except when it is meant that way. It's all supposed to be funny, except when it isn't. I make no claims about being clever or witty, except when I am.

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Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming.

Vice and virtue are to the artist materials for an art.

All art is at once surface and symbol.

Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.

Those who read the symbol do so at their peril.

It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.

Diversity of opinion about a work of art shows that the work is new, complex, and vital.

When critics disagree, the artist is in accord with himself.

We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.

All art is quite useless. -----

Those who have eyes to see and ears to hear should follow the examples of Oedipus and Van Gogh. The rest shall keep as they are.

Those who get it will get it. Those who don't, won't. I'm a poet and I know it.