January Jones Is A Witch!

Here’s January Jones outside Chateau Marmont Sunday night, and there’s only two explanations for what the hell’s happening with the lower half of her body: She’s pregnant with another married man’s baby or she’s been one of those those messed up vampire chicks from Bram Stoker’s Dracula who can twist their torsos completely around this whole time. Which actually makes the most sense because that’s not something you leave your wife for. Cheat on with, but never leave for. “And now to do this from behind so I don’t have to make eye con- JESUS! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ eh, who am I kidding? This is still happening.”