"I know we're in the middle of a game, but if we don't practice our barbershop quartet act, we're never going to win the big talent show and save the orphanage from those greedy bankers. Ok, Kris... maybe a bit less French sounding... Good good. Ok, other Chris... You're supposed to be a baritone but you're giving me a tenor. Go lower... James, nothing to add.you nailed it. Ok, guys... From the top. And a 1-2-3-4...I Dream of Jeannie with the light Brown hair..."

"Chris, I know you're upset that Simmonds said you look fat in that jersey, but I disagree. Look at the cut of the jersey here in the midsection, the monotone color, the triangular shape of the logo. These are all slimming effects".