The best one I ever heard for computer folks was "I want to interface with you!" LOL

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Interesting - occupation hardly ever comes up in conversations we have with swingers. Maybe because we spend most of the time dancing or playing...

Anyway, I do know we've met a truck driver, a husband/wife accountant (self-employed) team, and another software engineer (my trade) and a business-level software trainer. But most of the people we've met I have no idea (and never thought to ask).

Let's see, a motto for a software engineer... how about "Byte me!"

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Our list of occupations we've met in swinging include THREE pharmacists, two nurses, one teacher, one lawyer, a phlebotomist, an engineer, several military officers, including a West Point graduate. Add a hospital administrator, a couple of business executives, and a couple of government employees, an explosives expert, a hairdresser, a fitness trainer, several computer techies, two university administrators, a financial planner and a couple of accountants. NO police, and only one teacher.

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Professors do it with class!

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How about "Biologists know human anatomy!"

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I'm sure you've all heard "Cowboys stay in the saddle a little longer"

Can we all come up with one for our own occupations? Could be fun

Masons make it stronger!

Have to think awhile on Jackies, she makes traffic lights, lol.

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I've only known a couple of teachers, 2-3 policemen, and 6+ lawyers. Medical fields, everything from dental>cardiology. I'm in healthcare, also.

Regarding the hand cuffs, Always make sure you have the key IN HAND, before putting them on. Folks know my proclivities. At one party, the hosts produced a pair. A guy was about to put them on, I stopped him, asking where the key was. They couldn't find it. (smile).

I attach the key directly to the cuffs using a small chain. You would be extremely hard put to remove the "bracelets" I carry.

Jim, of course things are quiet. Many of us were up late. I was up to 3AM, reacquainting myself with a well known woman. We must be getting older. We used to stay up til 6am.

Regarding the thread. I also build houses. I rehab old ones. One guy from APG (poor site) tried to impress me with his job credentials. He dug a hole, regaling me with stories of his job "status." Finally, I snapped the trap shut. Interrupting his love fest, I declared I "like teaching senior Dr. of (health field) students."

Being a true idiot, He sincerely asked, "What would YOU have to teach them?!?" I exclaimed, I'm a Dr. of (health field), too. Oh, I thought you were "just a builder." This asshole has NO idea what it takes to rehab/build structures that work and look good doing it.

He solidified his asshole status. I always "sleep" with women from APG, on the first date. Ooops, You streak is broken. Yes, I have been that drunk, but not for a long, long, time. yucky poo.

What you do doesn't matter. Who you are, does.

Mischief<---thinking I would want the "sanitary engineer" smelling like bleach.

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Neither of us is a nurse or a teacher or a policemen, but we DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express recently! LOL