As you might know, I was born in Canada and still have citizenship. As consistent with my heritage, I have the power and knowledge to take any celebrity and let you know who is Canadian and who is not. In fact, I'll point it out whether you like it or not. So I ask you, Crosstalk, the Canada of subforums*, who is the greatest Canadian? I'll nominate the most obvious candidate.

A licky boom boom down.

Don't say I have never driven a joke into the ground.

* we should also speculate who is the United States of subforums. We're Canada because we're both snarky and pleasant. We also like gravy on our fries. You might not realize that fact about yourself but try it. You know you like it.