'Tother day I pulled up the dead weeds and began to fork over the strip of erstwhile weedy ground prior to salting it properly for the rest of the summer and autumn.Began to fork, met a couple of neighbours and that was that.Finished the job toady and salted one third of the strip, ran out of salt and play began at 11 am . End of.Note to Self: Buy more salt, go early because this looks like it could be a 5-dayer. Forgo breakfast, you don't need it.

Placido wrote:'Tother day I pulled up the dead weeds and began to fork over the strip of erstwhile weedy ground prior to salting it properly for the rest of the summer and autumn.Began to fork, met a couple of neighbours and that was that.Finished the job toady and salted one third of the strip, ran out of salt and play began at 11 am . End of.Note to Self: Buy more salt, go early because this looks like it could be a 5-dayer. Forgo breakfast, you don't need it.

Eh! Can this be right? Surely a wee heeland lassie such as yourself has to have to a humongous bowl of porage every day come what may.

I do see your dilemma but "Keep Fit" seems to me an overuse of limited resources especially as I had you down as being as fit as a butcher's Whippet what with all the time you spend tending the Placido Hanging Gardens and consuming the fruits thereof