I'd rather see them kill themselves instead, the bloody pricks!
> >> Anything that slows people down is wrong.
> >
> > Why?
>
> What are you, 90 years old?

Are you?
> >> They don't slow me down, that's what suspension is for.
> >
> > They should suspend you from a rope.
>
> Why?

Because you are a prick.
> >> And if you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
> >
> > What?
>
> Have you never noticed a car lifts at the front during acceleration and lowers during braking?

So?
> >> >> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95 in a 70, and 85 in a 60.
> >> >
> >> > He's allowed to, isn't he?
> >>
> >> Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
> >
> > You could be colour blind.
>
> There were NO lights on.

How do you know if you're colour blind?
> >> >> It said on the back "Police Training Vehicle".
> >> >
> >> > So he's learning how to speed.
> >>
> >> ROFL!
> >
> > You should take lessons too, Rolf.
>
> I can speed without lessons.

Sounds like you've never actally driven a car. Are you 12? It would certainly explain the kalibur of your posts.
>> >> Anything that slows people down is wrong.
>> >
>> > Why?
>>
>> What are you, 90 years old?
>
> Are you?

Classic projection.
>> >> They don't slow me down, that's what suspension is for.
>> >
>> > They should suspend you from a rope.
>>
>> Why?
>
> Because you are a prick.

**** off.
>> >> And if you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
>> >
>> > What?
>>
>> Have you never noticed a car lifts at the front during acceleration and lowers during braking?
>
> So?

So you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
>> >> >> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95 in a 70, and 85 in a 60.
>> >> >
>> >> > He's allowed to, isn't he?
>> >>
>> >> Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
>> >
>> > You could be colour blind.
>>
>> There were NO lights on.
>
> How do you know if you're colour blind?

Do you know what colour blind means?
>> >> >> It said on the back "Police Training Vehicle".
>> >> >
>> >> > So he's learning how to speed.
>> >>
>> >> ROFL!
>> >
>> > You should take lessons too, Rolf.
>>
>> I can speed without lessons.
>
> Sure you can. All of 40 mph.

So you're not hung yet?
> >> >> And if you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
> >> >
> >> > What?
> >>
> >> Have you never noticed a car lifts at the front during acceleration and lowers during braking?
> >
> > So?
>
> So you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.

Sounds like bull**** to me.
> >> >> >> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95 in a 70, and 85 in a 60.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > He's allowed to, isn't he?
> >> >>
> >> >> Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
> >> >
> >> > You could be colour blind.
> >>
> >> There were NO lights on.
> >
> > How do you know if you're colour blind?
>
> Do you know what colour blind means?

Stop enquiring about my genitalia.
>> >> >> And if you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
>> >> >
>> >> > What?
>> >>
>> >> Have you never noticed a car lifts at the front during acceleration and lowers during braking?
>> >
>> > So?
>>
>> So you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
>
> Sounds like bull**** to me.

Basic physics.
>> >> >> >> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95 in a 70, and 85 in a 60.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > He's allowed to, isn't he?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
>> >> >
>> >> > You could be colour blind.
>> >>
>> >> There were NO lights on.
>> >
>> > How do you know if you're colour blind?
>>
>> Do you know what colour blind means?
>
> Yes.

Stop projecting.
> >> >> >> And if you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What?
> >> >>
> >> >> Have you never noticed a car lifts at the front during acceleration and lowers during braking?
> >> >
> >> > So?
> >>
> >> So you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
> >
> > Sounds like bull**** to me.
>
> Basic physics.

So it is bull****.
> >> >> >> >> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95 in a 70, and 85 in a 60.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > He's allowed to, isn't he?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You could be colour blind.
> >> >>
> >> >> There were NO lights on.
> >> >
> >> > How do you know if you're colour blind?
> >>
> >> Do you know what colour blind means?
> >
> > Yes.
>
> Colour blind people can tell if lights are on or off. DOUGH!

Why would I project something onto my genitalia?
>> >> >> >> And if you accelerate over them, you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > What?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Have you never noticed a car lifts at the front during acceleration and lowers during braking?
>> >> >
>> >> > So?
>> >>
>> >> So you can lift the front of the car over them anyway.
>> >
>> > Sounds like bull**** to me.
>>
>> Basic physics.
>
> So it is bull****.

You don't believe in physics?
>> >> >> >> >> I followed one home the other day - he was doing about 95in a 70, and 85 in a 60.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > He's allowed to, isn't he?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Only when the blue lights are on apparently.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You could be colour blind.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> There were NO lights on.
>> >> >
>> >> > How do you know if you're colour blind?
>> >>
>> >> Do you know what colour blind means?
>> >
>> > Yes.
>>
>> Colour blind people can tell if lights are on or off. DOUGH!
>
> So?

So when you said "How do you know if you're colour blind?" after I said "There were NO lights on.", you were being stupid.
>> >> >> >> >> It said on the back "Police Training Vehicle".
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > So he's learning how to speed.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> ROFL!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You should take lessons too, Rolf.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I can speed without lessons.
>> >> >
>> >> > Sure you can. All of 40 mph.
>> >>
>> >> 140 mph.
>> >
>> > Since when?
>>
>> 2003.
>
> A few posts back you said you could only do 40mph.

Depends which car and whether the bonnet is tied down with rope or not.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waitingfor fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, sowe always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer forthem tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"