There's so much awesomeness in this new video from Jeorg Sprave's "Slingshot Channel" on YouTube I can barely stand it, but here's the rundown:

• Jeorg's shirt.
• The fact that the slingshot has an earguard so it doesn't tear off people's ears when they fire it.
• And, of course, the fact that IT'S A FUCKING SLINGSHOT THAT FIRES CHAINSAWS. The magic begins at 1:50 in the video above.

The only problem, of course, is that Jeorg is German. You know what that means, don't you? A CHAINSAW SLINGSHOT GAP.