Presenter: No! No, I was saying that you, Miss Anne Elk,
were an , A-N not A-N-N-E, expert...

Anne Elk: Oh!

Presenter: ...on elks - I'm sorry, on dinosaurs. I'm ...

Anne Elk: Yes, I certainly am, Chris. How very true. My
word yes.

Presenter: Now, Miss Elk - Anne - you have a new theory
about the brontosaurus.

Anne Elk: Can I just say here, Chris for one moment, that
I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?

Presenter: Uh... Exactly... What is it?

Anne Elk: Where?

Presenter: No! No, what is your theory?

Anne Elk: What is my theory?

Presenter: Yes!

Anne Elk: What is my theory that it is? Yes. Well, you may
well ask what is my theory.

Presenter: I am asking.

Anne Elk: And well you may. Yes, my word, you may well ask
what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory, that I have,
that is to say, which is mine,... is mine.

Presenter: I know it's yours! What is it?

Anne Elk: ... Where? ... Oh! Oh! What is my theory?

Presenter: Yes!

Anne Elk: Ahh! My theory, that I have, follows the lines
that I am about to relate. (starts prolonged throat clearing)

Presenter:(under breath) Oh, God! (Anne still
clearing throat)

Anne Elk: The Theory, by A. Elk (that's "A" for Anne",
it's not by a elk.)

Presenter: Right...

Anne Elk:(clears throat) This theory, which
belongs to me, is as follows... (more throat clearing) This
is how it goes... (clears throat) The next thing that I am
about to say is my theory. (clears throat) Ready?

Presenter:(whimpers)

Anne Elk: The Theory, by A. Elk (Miss). My theory
is along the following lines...

Presenter:(under breath) God!

Anne Elk: ...All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much,
much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That
is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.

Presenter: That's it, is it?

Anne Elk: Right, Chris!

Presenter: Well, Anne, this theory of yours seems to have
hit the nail right on the head.

Anne Elk: ... and it's mine.

Presenter: Thank you for coming along to the studio.

Anne Elk: My pleasure, Chris.

Presenter: Britain's newest wasp farm...

Anne Elk: It's been a lot of fun...

Presenter: ...opened last week...

Anne Elk: ...saying what my theory is...

Presenter: ... Yes, thank you.

Anne Elk: ...and whose it is.

Presenter: Yes.... opened last week...

Anne Elk: I have another theory.

Presenter: Not today, thank you.

Anne Elk: My theory #2, which is the second theory that I
have. (clears throat). This theory...

Presenter: Look! Shut up!

Anne Elk: ...is what I am about to say.

Presenter: Please shut up!

Anne Elk: which, with what I have said, are the two
theories that are mine and which belong to me.

Presenter: If you don't shut up, I shall have to shoot
you!

Anne Elk:(clears throat) My theory, which I posses
the ownership of, which belongs to... (Sound of a single gun
shot)