Hello sweeties! The ladies are full of scholastic nonsense this week. Enjoy! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

03.09.18 playlist:

Kansas Joe & Memphis Minnie - When the Levee Breaks

Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Ukulele Loki's Gadabout Orchestra - Prague: 1998

Rickie Lee Jones - Sympathy for the Devil

Peter Gabriel - Biko

Nouvelle Vague - Pride - In The Name Of Love

Katzenjammer - Land of Confusion

The Damned - The History Of The World (Part 1)

The Clash - The Guns Of Brixton

Nena - 99 Luftballons

Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost)

Shakespear's Sister - You're History

Curtis Eller's American Circus - Battlefield Amputation

Bakht Arif - Zombie

"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Hamilton Polka

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Hello sweeties! When people are finding meaning in things -- beware. Especially, if you're listening to this show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

02.23.18 playtlist:

Jill Tracy - Pulling Your Insides Out

Feeding Fingers - She Hides Disease

the Deadfly Ensemble - Hammer, Anvil and Stirrups

Tiger Lillies & Kronos Quartet - QRV

Mother Ukers - Love Cats

The Smiths - Frankly Mr Shankly

Lonesome Wyatt & The Holy Spooks - Going Crazy

The Slow Poisoner - T.B. Blues

Not Waving But Drowning - Sick

Professor Gall - Whiskey Was the Medicine

Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - quarantine quarINtine

Tom Waits - Big Black Mariah

April Smith and the Great Picture Show - Bright White Jackets

Fiona Apple - Tymps (The Sick In The Head Song)

XTC Senses - Working Overtime

Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere

Madness - Cardiac Arrest

The Cure - Six Different Ways

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Hello, sweeties. We have a very special treat for you. For those who like Valentine's Day & Science, we give you a musical re-imagenactment of the very uplifting story of Thomas Edison and Topsy the elephant... and by uplifting, I mean, absolutely terrible. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

02.16.18 playlist:

A.C. Newman - Take On Me

Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher Mountain

The Divine Comedy - Funny Peculiar

Adam Ant - Stand And Deliver

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing - This House Is Not Haunted

The World/Inferno Friendship Society - Let's Steal Everything

Elvis Costello & The Attractions - High Fidelity

The English Beat - Tears Of A Clown

Oingo Boingo - Weird Science

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Electricity

Joy Division - Transmission

Florence + The Machine - I'm Not Calling You A Liar

They Might Be Giants - The Edison Museum

Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - I Invented Hip Hop

Thomas Dolby - I Scare Myself

A Band Called Horse - The Haunted Phonogram

Stephin Merritt, Kenny Mellman & Bob's Burgers - Electric Love

The Smiths - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

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Hello sweeties! Once again, I have only one thing to say about this week's episode... I'm sorry. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

01.19.18 playlist:

Jolie Holland - Crazy Dreams

Tori Amos - Real Men

Neko Case - Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth

April Smith and the Great Picture Show - Bright White Jackets

Miss Mamie Lavona the Exotic Mulatta and her White Boy Band - The Sun Can't Keep a Secret

Harlequin Jones - Truth Be Told

Tally Hall - Hidden In the Sand

Queen - Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon

Electric Guest - This Head I Hold

Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - Youth, Truth, Gin, Vermouth

Nouvelle Vague & Martin L. Gore - Master and Servant

Tiny Little Bigband - Insane In the Brain

The Slow Poisoners - Snakes In Her Hair

Blair Crimmins and The Hookers - The Lonesome Truth

Jello Biafra & Mojo Nixon - Buy My Snake Oil

Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - Conspiracy TV

Professor Elemental - Hat Full of Sunshine (feat. Sadie Jemmett)

The Magnetic Fields - (Crazy For You But) Not That Crazy

Bob's Burgers & Max Greenfield - I Wanna Hear Your Secrets

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Hello sweeties! The ladies were separated this week due to a surprise snowstorm, which means the episode is the right length and they stayed o task for the whole thing... Maybe, I should separate them every week? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

Greetings friends and family! We apologize for the slight delay in this week's episode. For those playing the home game... This year we, here, aboard the Calpurnia have endured deaths, illness, unscrupulous landlords, sick pets, a terrible new Commander-in-Chief (Curse you, Severed head of Nixon!), and we still managed to carry on. But, sadly we were brought low by none other than hardware issues. We will return to our regular schedule, next week! Thank you for listening! - Emmett

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Hello sweeties! The ladies are off on some sort of retreat to help Emmett find her personality or something. I wasn't really paying attention. I'm sure they'll be just fine. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

12.01.17 playlist:

Primus - Oompa Veruca

PJ Harvey - Down By The Water

Norma Tanega - You're Dead

The Peculiar Pretzelmen - These Hands Are Clean

Reverend Glasseye - God Help You Dumb Boy

16 Horsepower - Red Neck Reel

The Scarring Party - Monsters

The Cog is Dead (feat. Professor Elemental) - The Gumbo Song

A Halo Called Fred - Barry the Steampunk Monster

Puerto Muerto - Blood Red Wine

Elle King - Ain't Gonna Drown

Heavy Young Heathens - Being Evil Has A Price

Th' Legendary Shack*Shakers - SwampBlood

North Mississippi Allstars - Drinkin' Muddy Water

Blues Saraceno - Evil Ways

Shovels & Rope - Evil

Brown Bird - Bilgewater

Tin Hat Trio - Fear of the South

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Hello sweeties! It may be small comfort, but I am convinced the ladies have done what they honestly believes is best for you... not sure I would agree. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

11.17.17 playlist:

Rufus Wainwright - I Wonder What Became of Me

Rasputina - The Donner Party

Jimmy Workman - Eat Us

Cab Calloway - Everybody Eats When They Come to My House

Biscuithead & The Biscuit Badgers - The Meat In The Sandwich

Caravan Of Thieves - Eat You

Man Man - Easy Eats Or Dirty Doctor Galapagos

The Gourds - Flavor On The Tongue

Aurelio Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet

The Fun Boy Three Feat. Bananarama - It Ain't What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It)

the Deadfly Ensemble - Meaty Bones and Porridge

Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - We Could Be Eaten If We Miss the Bus

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Cannibal's Hymn

Greenskeepers - Lotion

The Buoys - Timothy

Howler - Too Much Blood

Radiohead - Knives Out

Jen Titus - O Death

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