In this clip from next Tuesday’s Halloween episode, Chanel sends gifts to her “fans” in celebration of her favorite day. “I own Halloween. It’s my jam. Halloween is the most important day of the year,” says Chanel. “It’s the one day on the gregorian calendar where you’re allowed to go around terrifying children and not be branded a psychopath.” Agreed.

Watch below as Chanel’s enamored fans open boxes that include gifts like a severed head, rotting Jack-o-Lantern and razor Apple. E! describes her as a “demented Taylor Swift,” which, yes, the resemblance is uncanny. A message from Chanel: “You are so devastatingly mediocre and adorable.”