Do you remember Mia Khalifa? The last time we checked in with her, she was serving as the “unofficial mascot” of the Florida State Seminoles. I say “unofficial” because she’s a porn actress, and most colleges don’t want to put sex workers on the official payroll. Nope, not even Florida State.

Well, Mia Khalifa is still doing her thing, and now she’s recruiting Braxton Miller, an Ohio State QB, to drop everything in Columbus and come play for the Noles.

I guess it’s a noble pursuit. I guess.

I don’t think “was recruited by a porn star” is one of the transferring methods that will let you avoid a redshirt year after a transfer, so Braxton Miller better be taking into account more than just the ample bosom of Mia Khalifa if he’s considering this at all.