Umbrella with the hilt of a samurai sword

This fantastic umbrella features a hilt the very simulacrum of that of a samurai sword, but regrettably does not actually turn into one under rain-smattered yakuza attack… not too surprising, since it’s hard to find either a samurai sword or an umbrella of decent quality for $29.95, let alone two-in-one.

Damn it. I really want one but I can’t because umbrellas are evil. They’re a sign of extreme wussiness (it’s just H2O folks…) and they constantly threaten to poke me in the eye. I believe all umbrella users should be forced to go on all fours when they use them so they’re no longer at eye level. Silly things.