Theaetetus:Police were forced to use a stun gun on the suspect twice because he kept pulling out the wires, said Holmes. The suspect was able to get back up and then ran into his house and into a bedroom.

Lolz.

Police said the man is facing multiple charges. The officer the man allegedly punched suffered a broken right hand and swelling around his eye, but is expected to be OK, according to police.

Let me guess, some of the charges will include the assault on the officer's fist with the suspect's face?

Yes, but they'll call it felony cruel and premeditated assaulting an officer in the line of duty while the officer was being patriotic and crying a single tear over injustice. Or something to that effect.

untaken_name:Theaetetus: Police were forced to use a stun gun on the suspect twice because he kept pulling out the wires, said Holmes. The suspect was able to get back up and then ran into his house and into a bedroom.

Lolz.

Police said the man is facing multiple charges. The officer the man allegedly punched suffered a broken right hand and swelling around his eye, but is expected to be OK, according to police.

Let me guess, some of the charges will include the assault on the officer's fist with the suspect's face?

Yes, but they'll call it felony cruel and premeditated assaulting an officer in the line of duty while the officer was being patriotic and crying a single tear over injustice. Or something to that effect.

You know, as much as Fark hates cops, if you run up to a cop screaming that you need help and then punch said cop in the face, you deserve to get tasered for your idiocy. So, I'm siding with the po-po on this one.

LAUGHTER OL why did he not just do the posting on the Fark.com website because that is something which is the good thing for doing after the psychedelic fungus tea as I can be the Old Testament and New Testament to.

meow said the dog:LAUGHTER OL why did he not just do the posting on the Fark.com website because that is something which is the good thing for doing after the psychedelic fungus tea as I can be the Old Testament and New Testament to.

meow said the dog:LAUGHTER OL why did he not just do the posting on the Fark.com website because that is something which is the good thing for doing after the psychedelic fungus tea as I can be the Old Testament and New Testament to.

Richard C Stanford:You know, as much as Fark hates cops, if you run up to a cop screaming that you need help and then punch said cop in the face, you deserve to get tasered for your idiocy. So, I'm siding with the po-po on this one.

If just once, a cop who deserved it got tasered, I'd be happier when they tasered a non-cop who deserved it. Yeah, the guy was an idiot, but why is the cop's hand broken? I expect people who are high on mushrooms to act like idiots. Sadly, I also expect the same out of those with badges.

untaken_name:Richard C Stanford: You know, as much as Fark hates cops, if you run up to a cop screaming that you need help and then punch said cop in the face, you deserve to get tasered for your idiocy. So, I'm siding with the po-po on this one.

If just once, a cop who deserved it got tasered, I'd be happier when they tasered a non-cop who deserved it. Yeah, the guy was an idiot, but why is the cop's hand broken? I expect people who are high on mushrooms to act like idiots. Sadly, I also expect the same out of those with badges.

I heard they actually institute a maximum IQ for cops. That's just retarded. Flat out saying that the people who should be protecting us have to be under a set IQ limit is not a good idea.I'm pretty sure cops have a lousy job though. I mean, think of the craziest looking mofo you've seen at a Walmart, and then imagining responding to a domestic dispute involving him at 2:00AM. Every night. That doesn't excuse police brutality (there's way too much of that), but it does help explain why cops have gotten crazier and twitcher.

Richard C Stanford:untaken_name: Theaetetus: Police were forced to use a stun gun on the suspect twice because he kept pulling out the wires, said Holmes. The suspect was able to get back up and then ran into his house and into a bedroom.

Lolz.

Police said the man is facing multiple charges. The officer the man allegedly punched suffered a broken right hand and swelling around his eye, but is expected to be OK, according to police.

Let me guess, some of the charges will include the assault on the officer's fist with the suspect's face?

Yes, but they'll call it felony cruel and premeditated assaulting an officer in the line of duty while the officer was being patriotic and crying a single tear over injustice. Or something to that effect.

You know, as much as Fark hates cops, if you run up to a cop screaming that you need help and then punch said cop in the face, you deserve to get tasered for your idiocy. So, I'm siding with the po-po on this one.

Tasered, sure... But where exactly did that "broken right hand" on the cop come from? I don't think he was clutching his taser too tightly and his fingers shattered.

Maybe, just maybe, the officer fell awkwardly after being punched in the head and broke his hand. Another possibility is that the officer tried to hit back, missed, and hit a wall. The cop's always at fault with some people.

If you hit me on duty, you're getting hit back, arm barred, tased, or any combination of the three; if I'm getting my ass handed to me, I might shoot you. I know an officer with minor brain damage from a drugged out monster who pulled out the taser prongs and kissed them while they were live who then proceeded to pound on the officer until he was shot.

I gotta say that trip would suck a donkey dong. Getting bit by a dog and beanbags and tasers.... I know one thing- whatever it was that he though was happening it was a helluva night for that guy./miss those days

Dog Man:Maybe, just maybe, the officer fell awkwardly after being punched in the head and broke his hand. Another possibility is that the officer tried to hit back, missed, and hit a wall. The cop's always at fault with some people.

If you hit me on duty, you're getting hit back, arm barred, tased, or any combination of the three; if I'm getting my ass handed to me, I might shoot you. I know an officer with minor brain damage from a drugged out monster who pulled out the taser prongs and kissed them while they were live who then proceeded to pound on the officer until he was shot.

meow said the dog:LAUGHTER OL why did he not just do the posting on the Fark.com website because that is something which is the good thing for doing after the psychedelic fungus tea as I can be the Old Testament and New Testament to.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam:meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL why did he not just do the posting on the Fark.com website because that is something which is the good thing for doing after the psychedelic fungus tea as I can be the Old Testament and New Testament to.

meow said the dog:LAUGHTER OL why did he not just do the posting on the Fark.com website because that is something which is the good thing for doing after the psychedelic fungus tea as I can be the Old Testament and New Testament to.

There's two types of people in this world. Those with the balls to punch a cop in the face, and those that post in fark cop hate threads.

Richard C Stanford:untaken_name: Theaetetus: Police were forced to use a stun gun on the suspect twice because he kept pulling out the wires, said Holmes. The suspect was able to get back up and then ran into his house and into a bedroom.

Lolz.

Police said the man is facing multiple charges. The officer the man allegedly punched suffered a broken right hand and swelling around his eye, but is expected to be OK, according to police.

Let me guess, some of the charges will include the assault on the officer's fist with the suspect's face?

Yes, but they'll call it felony cruel and premeditated assaulting an officer in the line of duty while the officer was being patriotic and crying a single tear over injustice. Or something to that effect.

You know, as much as Fark hates cops, if you run up to a cop screaming that you need help and then punch said cop in the face, you deserve to get tasered for your idiocy. So, I'm siding with the po-po on this one.

Richard C Stanford:You know, as much as Fark hates cops, if you run up to a cop screaming that you need help and then punch said cop in the face, you deserve to get tasered for your idiocy. So, I'm siding with the po-po on this one.

Theaetetus:Tasered, sure... But where exactly did that "broken right hand" on the cop come from? I don't think he was clutching his taser too tightly and his fingers shattered.

Somebody might have started a scuffle with him. Those sometimes happen in scuffles. They aren't all neat and tidy like the ones Hollywood portrays, where one gentleman strikes another, and the stricken one proclaims, "Sir, I was not expecting an exertion of force on your part to be of such sound magnitude. You have truly bested me. I shall now defer to your whim as to what action you would allow me next."

Gyrfalcon:Richard C Stanford: untaken_name: Theaetetus: Police were forced to use a stun gun on the suspect twice because he kept pulling out the wires, said Holmes. The suspect was able to get back up and then ran into his house and into a bedroom.

Lolz.

Police said the man is facing multiple charges. The officer the man allegedly punched suffered a broken right hand and swelling around his eye, but is expected to be OK, according to police.

Let me guess, some of the charges will include the assault on the officer's fist with the suspect's face?

Yes, but they'll call it felony cruel and premeditated assaulting an officer in the line of duty while the officer was being patriotic and crying a single tear over injustice. Or something to that effect.

You know, as much as Fark hates cops, if you run up to a cop screaming that you need help and then punch said cop in the face, you deserve to get tasered for your idiocy. So, I'm siding with the po-po on this one.