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Pudsey – My Drunken Shame

Shocking news from the BBC where it has been revealed that 37 of it usless middle managers earn more than the useless prime minister and that Pudsey Bear’s eye injury was treated in a private hospital at the license payers expense. Publication of BBC figures also reveals that the wool-stuffed charity icon claimed £16,537 for s psrty in the spesrmint rhino to mark the end of children in need., during which he made “inappropriate and unwelcome advances”to the presenter Konnie Huq and end up brawling in he toilets with an allegedly “well lubricated” Igglepiggle from In The Night Garden. “Pudsey willnot be paying any more of the money back,” his agent said yesterday, “He could earn much more in the private sector, when he gets out of rehab. This has been blown up out of all proportion”