You'll find great names like Bears "legend" Jim McMahon, Jets defensive lineman John Abraham and Lions not-gay quarterback Jeff Garcia. The all-time winner? Frostberg State field hockey player Carly Cross, who was nailed at the end of last year (underage, no less) and clocked a .365. How bad is that? According to the Blood Alcohol Content Calculator, a 100-pound person could have eight doubles on the rocks in an hour and only be at .36. Pretty amazing.