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Official Happy Blog of Kansas City, Powered by MazumaFri, 27 Mar 2015 14:30:31 +0000en-UShourly1http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.1How Ross from Friends is the same as a Roth IRAhttp://mazumafykc.com/how-ross-from-friends-is-the-same-as-a-roth-ira/
http://mazumafykc.com/how-ross-from-friends-is-the-same-as-a-roth-ira/#commentsFri, 27 Mar 2015 14:30:31 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5203Whaaat? Ross from Friends is like a Roth IRA? How is this possible? What’s a Roth? Slow down, we’ll explain everything.

First, let’s do a side by side visual comparison of both Ross and a Roth.

Sure, they don’t look much alike. One’s a fictional human character, the other’s a visual representation of a non-object. But really, that’s where their differences stop. Bear with us. It’s about to make a whole lot of cents (tee-hee).

Ross and Roths are both complicated

Ross: Everyone knows Ross is a difficult guy. He’s had an innumerable amount of crazy relationships. He and Rachel have serious issues, and he never seems completely comfortable in his own skin. Basically, he doesn’t know who he wants to be.

Roth: Roth IRAs have an identity crisis themselves. They’re commonly confused for a regular IRA, and it’s hard to nail down every type of investment that can be considered a Roth. They can be stocks or certificates of deposit, or they can even be a type of insurance.

Both need a lot of attention

Ross: He’s a “needy” guy. He’s sensitive, so you have to be careful how you treat him. He’s emotional, so you have to watch out for his reactions (like sleeping with a random woman when all Rachel said was that she wanted a break). And he’s insecure, so you have to spend a lot of time making him feel better about himself. #HighMaintenance

Roth: Since a Roth can be almost any investment, it’s a big deal picking which ones to make contributions to when you first set up the account. There are different plan options that include varied durations of investment and ranges of included investment types. And it’s important to keep an eye on how it’s performing, because with a lot of plans, you’re able to change things around.

But there’s only so much you can invest into them

Ross: How many episodes did you watch where you’re yelling at Ross on the screen? How many times did his friends yell at him? Let’s be honest, Ross can get annoying sometimes. Yes, he’s a lovable goof who in the end always comes through, but his smarty-pants manner can be a little grating.

Roth: Contributions to a Roth are limited each year, so you can only put so much money into the account. Plus, there’s a salary cap for who can contribute. If you make more than a certain amount each year as a single or married person, then you can’t contribute to a Roth.

Both believe in take-backs

Ross: He’s married. He’s divorced. He’s with Rachel, they’re broken up. Married again, divorced again. And again. Ross goes back on his promises many times. Yeah, ok, so it’s because he gets easily wrapped up in things, but takebacks are takebacks. And he’s full of ‘em.

Roth: The beauty of Roth IRAs is that you can make withdrawals from them and not be taxed. You know how making early withdrawals from your 401k results in you paying the government a third of it? Well, that’s not the case for Roths if you are withdrawing from your contributions. Don’t touch the earnings though. Big Brother will take a cut if you do.

Both are totally worth it

Ross: He’s frustrating, complicated and stubborn. But he’s thoughtful, kind, smart, funny and when it really comes down to it, you can rely on him. Ross is not only your best friend, but your partner in crime. And in the end, he tries so hard. If that’s something you can understand, he’s your man.

Roth: They’re frustrating, complicated and stubborn. But they’re flexible, come with lots of options, and for the most part are very secure. They are one of the only investment options that don’t tax your earnings — what you make is yours to keep, 100 percent (as long as you don’t withdraw the earnings before you’re supposed to). A little understanding going into creating a Roth will result in greater returns.

[Editor’s note: because this is a financial article, we have to include a whole slew of disclosures to make Big Brother (and my boss) happy, so here goes:
– Shameless plug: Mazuma offers Roth IRAs
– Mazuma is insured by NCUA up to $250K
– This is a blog. I mean, it’s a blog that’s run by a financial institution, but it’s still a blog, and therefore falls into the category of “places you shouldn’t go for actual financial or legal advice.” You should talk to professional people with training and knowledge for advice about your particular situation.

Now that that’s out of the way, please feel free to return to your regularly-scheduled entertainment.]

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/how-ross-from-friends-is-the-same-as-a-roth-ira/feed/07 Weird Foods You Should Try Slathering in Jack Stack BBQ Saucehttp://mazumafykc.com/7-weird-foods-you-should-try-slathering-in-jack-stack-bbq-sauce/
http://mazumafykc.com/7-weird-foods-you-should-try-slathering-in-jack-stack-bbq-sauce/#commentsTue, 24 Mar 2015 15:07:58 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5214If we’re sure about nothing else in life, we at least know that we love us some Jack Stack BBQ sauce. Who needs liquid gold when you have Jack Stack? No one, because it’s the gen-u-ine nectar of the gods.

It’s changed our outlook on life. When someone asks if we want to get jacked, we don’t bro it out at the gym. We pour Jack Stack on our fries. It’s even given new meaning to the phrase ‘getting sauced.’

But how far does our love for Jack Stack BBQ sauce actually go? Do we love it enough to put it on anything? Anything?

Spoiler: we do. Here’s the proof.

Does it taste good on ice cream?

We had Haagen Dazs vanilla ice cream, which is the bomb diggity, and slathered it with original Jack Stack BBQ sauce like it was chocolate syrup. Don’t judge.

The results: It’s debatable. If you don’t pour as much BBQ sauce on there as you would chocolate syrup, it’s really tasty. Like a smoky vanilla. Just… go light.

Can you dip your pickles in it?

We heated it up with spicy Jack Stack and poured it on our sliced dill pickles. We tried it with little sauce and then a lot.

The results: No. Just, no. Dill and Jack do not belong together in any way, shape, form, or amount. Still burping this one up.

Does it compliment a brownie?

Do you remember the delicious concoction of brownies and bacon? We’d like to shake that genius’s hand. We thought because of this, original Jack Stack and brownies would be a perfect combination.

The results: We were wrong. Very wrong. It’s good we didn’t get video because we accidentally spit it out and it was gross to look at. It’s also good we had an extra brownie because we then ate that.

Does it go well in a smoothie?

The idea is that you can put any combination of food into a smoothie and it’s delicious, right? They make smoothies out of grass these days, so it can’t be that bad.

The results: It totally can be that bad. Jack Stack does NOT go with bananas, strawberries and yogurt. Barf. Which is what it tasted like.

Can it take the place of jelly in a PB&J?

Original Jack Stack is a similar color as strawberry jelly, it spreads easy and it has a sweet taste. Perfect with peanut butter instead of jelly, right?

The results: Surprise! We were right. Absolutely freaking right. This was one of the best sandwiches of our lives. The peanut butter was transformed into a smoky, sweet sensation that we are so glad is currently in our bellies.

Can it take the place of peanut butter on apples?

We sliced up some Fuji apples and drizzled Jack Stack on it. Looks good, doesn’t it?

The results: That’s because it is good. Really good. The two combine perfectly together to give what tastes like an apple smoked BBQ sauce. Nom-nom-nom.

Is it better than tomato sauce in pasta?

Tomato sauce is similar to ketchup, which is just a stone’s throw away from BBQ sauce, right? So it makes logical sense that it would compliment linguini very well.

[Editor’s note: we here at Mazuma Credit Union don’t necessarily endorse trying any of these combinations, especially the bad ones. Try them at your own risk. And feel free to suggest your own combos in the comments – we might try them in round two.]

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/7-weird-foods-you-should-try-slathering-in-jack-stack-bbq-sauce/feed/0DIY: The Ultimate Kansas City Spring Breakhttp://mazumafykc.com/diy-the-ultimate-kansas-city-spring-break/
http://mazumafykc.com/diy-the-ultimate-kansas-city-spring-break/#commentsWed, 18 Mar 2015 18:44:04 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5185If your spring break is looking more like spring broke, we’ve got a solution for you. Little known fact: Kansas City is basically a hodgepodge of the most exotic destinations in the world — if you’re willing to suspend reality and let your imagination run a little wild.

Since you’ll be sticking around KC, we highly suggest that you experience these well-known hot spots with a fresh perspective. You might be surprised by how suddenly well-traveled you feel. Because after all, what else are you going to do?

1. Power and Light = Cabo San Lucas

Clubby, lots of black lights, dangerously low inhibitions — oh, and Shark Bar is full of (fake) palm trees and people in bathing suits bringing you drinks. It’s like Mexico in your backyard.

2. Westport = Montmarte, Paris

There’s a quaint little area in Paris that’s basically Westport … only it’s in Paris. Cute shops, delicious food and lots of great booze. But in Westport, everyone mostly speaks American, uh, English, so there’s that.

3. The Crossroads = Amsterdam

Bicycles, hipsters and hippies, hurray! Both places even have a wealth of art to consume. The main difference is that Amsterdam features a few activities that aren’t quite legal here in Kansas City. So we’ve heard.

4. Chateau Avalon = Swiss Chateau

Spend one night at this luxury KC hotel, and you’ll feel like royalty at an elegant Swiss Chateau. Enjoy beautiful scenery, fine wine and relaxing massages that’ll leave you floating like a marshmallow in a cup of Swiss Miss.

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/diy-the-ultimate-kansas-city-spring-break/feed/0We’ve Changed!http://mazumafykc.com/weve-changed/
http://mazumafykc.com/weve-changed/#commentsMon, 16 Mar 2015 20:54:38 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5317It’s hard to believe, but Mazumafy is almost a year old. For those who’ve been around tiny baby people, you know that a lot can happen in Year One.

There’s a lot of growing, a lot of learning and a lot of vomit. Well, in our case word vomit. Throughout the first year we’ve seen a ton of positives. Heck, we even went viral. But we at Mazumafy are always challenging ourselves to be better. So we recently took a hard look at ourselves and asked, “What are we?”

After much discussion, arm wrestling and Red Bull, we realized the answer was right in front of our eyes — er, office windows. We are Kansas City.

We live in Kansas City. We work in Kansas City. Mazuma, which powers this dang thing, is a credit union located in Kansas City.

It made sense.

“All right, all right. We get it,” you’re saying to yourself. “But what does this mean?”

Well, first off, it means we’ve got a new domain name. We’ve officially gone from mazumafy.com to mazumafyKC.com. It’s a small change that we believe makes a big difference.

From this point on, everything we produce will somehow tie back to our Kansas City roots. And we promise to make it different from other publications. There are only so many “which BBQ restaurant is the best?” articles worth bothering with, ya know? Besides, everyone already has a favorite BBQ place, and seeing a “best of” list on the internet isn’t going to change anyone’s opinion. We’d rather figure out if BBQ sauce tastes good on ice cream (true fact: it actually does if you don’t use too much).

We want to generate conversations, so even if you don’t always agree with us (and you won’t) we want to hear your thoughts – tell us what we missed and where we were wrong.

Above all else, we want to continue to be a place where you come to smile.

We feel like we’ve made a lot of great strides, but we know there’s still room to grow.

We’re almost toddlers, after all.

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/weve-changed/feed/45 Reasons You Should Be Excited About the New Sporting KC Seasonhttp://mazumafykc.com/5-reasons-you-should-be-excited-about-the-new-sporting-kc-season/
http://mazumafykc.com/5-reasons-you-should-be-excited-about-the-new-sporting-kc-season/#commentsTue, 10 Mar 2015 15:36:10 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5291For a moment, there was a scare that the 2015 MLS season would be postponed. The thought of a work stoppage sent a collective shiver down the spine of Sporting KC fans. Sure, our Sporting scarves could be re-purposed as fashion statements at the office, but chanting for 90 minutes during a concerto at the Kauffman Center just wouldn’t be the same.

Fortunately that didn’t happen. The season started as scheduled last weekend, bringing a cheer to all the local futbol aficionados. On Sunday, a packed house filled Sporting Park to see our hometown club draw with the New York Red Bulls, 1-1, and everything seemed right in the world (except for Matt Besler’s ejection. Seriously, refs?!).

Anyway, here are the top 5 reasons we’re doing bicycle kicks of joy now that Sporting KC is back:

New kits

Source: Sporting KC Facebook page.

Sporting KC recently unveiled their new primary kits, and they are sweet. Featuring henley collars and a window pane pattern that vaguely resembles graph paper, these duds are sure to steal the hearts of both Sporting fans and mathletes alike.

New place to do laundry

Source: @Ddwyer14

Washing machine broke? We’ve got a good idea of where you can get your threads cleaned. #washboardabs #notimpressed #maybealittle

New broadcast host

Source: Sporting KC Facebook Page

In addition to signing 13 new players, the club also changed up its hosting lineup, adding NBC 41 Action News reporter Kacie McDonnell as the new host of SKCTV’s pre- and postgame shows. Joining the SKCTV crew with NFL reporting experience (she was the sideline host for the Eagles in 2013) and calling this gig a “dream job,” we know she’ll bring it every game.

New toy

Already boasting one of the best game experiences in the country, Sporting Park just added a new toy to its arsenal: the Mazuma Animation Station. Located at the east corner of the stadium, this interactive booth will turn a series of pictures into a .gif file to let you show off your sweet moves like never before. Best part? You can share your new animated GIF on social media for all your friends to LOL at.

**NOTE: Oversized hipster glasses not required for Animation Station use.**

New Card

With the Sporting Blue Visa Credit Card, Sporting fans can be a part of the team like never before.* Don’t believe us? Just ask Mazuma Mike.

*Why is there an asterix? Some federal regulation says that because we mentioned a credit card, we need to tell you that Mazuma (powering the Sporting Blue Visa Credit Card!) is federally insured by the NCUA. So there you go. It wouldn’t be a proper mention of a credit card without some fine print somewhere, right? – Editor

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/5-reasons-you-should-be-excited-about-the-new-sporting-kc-season/feed/0Where Are They Now: KC Reality Starshttp://mazumafykc.com/where-are-they-now-kc-reality-stars/
http://mazumafykc.com/where-are-they-now-kc-reality-stars/#commentsWed, 04 Mar 2015 15:26:35 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5138Most major cities are home to at least one big-time celebrity, and Kansas City is no exception. Maybe we’re a little too quick to scream PAUL RUDD, but hey, he’s a looker, a funny guy, and whenever we say he’s from KC people don’t ask who we’re talking about. Because they know. Because PAUL. RUDD.

Being the curious folks that we are, we got to thinkin’ about all the other slightly less famous KC people that made it big over the years. You know, all those reality stars who had us so excited to see “Kansas City” listed as their hometown underneath their names on the screen.

And it’s pretty cool to note that most of these people ended up winning their respective reality show — as embarrassing or triumphant as that actually was depends on your level of fandom for the particular show.

So, are they still winners? Are they alive? What are they doing now? Let’s find out!

David Cook

Winner of American Idol

Oh, David. How we heart your voice. You were the clear winner of the 7th season of American Idol from the very beginning, and we were so excited to welcome you home during the show. We loved what you did to the Kansas City song, we were thrilled with your first couple albums back in 2008 and 2011, and we confidently speak for all when we say that if only everyone could live by “Come Back to Me,” this world would be a much happier place.

But we haven’t seen you in a while, Dave. It’s been years since you toured in KC, and so far your tour dates for 2015 don’t mention us. But we’ll hold out hope, because we know you haven’t forgotten where you came from. And all the while, we’ll patiently wait for that rumored album to be coming out in 2015.

Nikki Ferrell

Winner of The Bachelor

The pediatric nurse. The Midwest bombshell. Despite these typically awwww-inducing characteristics, she was considered to be the “villain” of Season 18 of the Bachelor. But it worked because she won the show, and the heart, of the bachelor (who also happened to be hated by fans).

Shockingly, their relationship didn’t work out, even after a stint in celebrity couple’s counseling on VH1. Despite making headlines for a messy public break-up, Nikki is still doing her thing as a pediatric nurse in Kansas City while trying to stay in the limelight.

Shine on, Nikki. We happen to think you look good in any lighting — even hospital fluorescent.

Danni Boatwright

Winner of Survivor

A native of Tonganoxie, Kan., Danni competed and won the 11th season of Survivor in Guatemala in 2005. Danni is a super competitor – before Survivor, she was Miss Kansas Teen USA *and* Miss Kansas USA, finishing as first runner up in the Miss USA pageant. Apparently bored with pageants, she then signed up for Survivor, using her athleticism and negotiating abilities to win the million dollar prize.

These days, Boatwright still lives in Tonganoxie and has been married to former Chiefs center Casey Wiegmann since 2007. Now she has her own sports clothing line repping KC called Sideline Chic, hosts Sideline Sports Talk every Monday night with KCTV 5’s Michael Coleman and Former Kansas City Chiefs Wide Receiver Eddie Kennison, and is a mom to two young boys. Now that’s surviving.

Tate Stevens

Winner of X-Factor

After living and working in the city of Belton, Mo., “Tater” decided to test his luck at the band thing. He did some tours, released an album, and then got an itch to try out on season 2 of X-Factor in 2012. He ended up winning the whole shebang, and that’s when it got real for “the teddy bear.”

Simon Cowell said that Tate would become the next Garth Brooks, which means he totally will because Simon is an emotionless robot from the future. Three years later and Tate has an album on his belt and a new single he just released. He’s also on tour and unlike some people (cough cough, David, cough), he makes KC a regular destination. Not only that, but apparently he still shops at Price Chopper. What a guy.

Wes Bergmann

The Real World: Austin

The self-proclaimed, “sexiest ginger in the world” started out almost a decade ago on The Real World: Austin in 2005. Yes, 2005 was a decade ago. He became the guy “everyone loved to hate” according to Wikipedia, and made the list of the top most annoying Real World cast members. Despite the notorious label, Wes was on, like, 10 reality shows after Real World (such as Road Rules and all their accompanying reunions), so something was clearly working for him.

Where is he now? Among a few other things, he’s part owner of a company called BetaBlox. It gives start-ups a free space to work and meet with other smart people in exchange for 5% of their company.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep being you Wes, because no matter what, we’re glad you put Kansas City on the map for tough guy entrepreneurs and hot-shot redheads.

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/where-are-they-now-kc-reality-stars/feed/19 Terrible Things To Do that are Still Better Than Seeing Nickelback at Sprint Centerhttp://mazumafykc.com/9-terrible-things-to-do-that-are-still-better-than-seeing-nickelback-at-sprint-center/
http://mazumafykc.com/9-terrible-things-to-do-that-are-still-better-than-seeing-nickelback-at-sprint-center/#commentsWed, 25 Feb 2015 17:04:35 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5108There exists, for a lot of reasons, a strong universal dislike for the band Nickelback. But somehow — despite all human logic — thousands of people (masochists?) still turn out for their concerts. On March 2, Nickelback will be here in Kansas City, performing at Sprint Center.

But just in case you haven’t bought your tickets yet — or have buyer’s remorse — we put together a list of terrible things you can do that are still better than going to the Nickelback concert.

1. Watch reruns of the Royals World Series Game 7 loss. #toosoon

2. Get back to back root canals … on the same day.

3. Watch a Caillou marathon with your child.

4. Spend a day traversing from one end of Metcalf to the other while trying to hit as many red lights as possible.

5. Go on a first date immediately after eating this.

6. Spend the day at the wonderful DMV.

7. Listen to Gangham style. On repeat. Forever.

8. Fly on a plane full of these crying monsters.

9. Watch this guy ’til your eyes bleed.

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/9-terrible-things-to-do-that-are-still-better-than-seeing-nickelback-at-sprint-center/feed/0Light Up Your Love with These KC-Themed Valentine’s Day Cardshttp://mazumafykc.com/light-up-your-love-with-these-kc-themed-valentines-day-cards/
http://mazumafykc.com/light-up-your-love-with-these-kc-themed-valentines-day-cards/#commentsTue, 10 Feb 2015 22:40:24 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=5097Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and we started noticing that while there’s a ton of mushy, lovey-dovey V-Day cards, there’s hardly any that rep Kansas City.

And that breaks our chocolate-filled heart. We love our city, so we rectified this oversight with custom-made KC Valentine’s Day cards for any situation. Whether you’re single, married or somewhere in or out of that range, we’ve got you covered.

Feel free to share the love!

For all the single ladies.

For the new couples who are still hot for each other.

Maybe you’ve been together for a while, but you haven’t yet tied the knot.

For the newlyweds who are still super sappy (and who happened to meet in the Crossroads or somewhere around there).

For those who have been married for a long time, and just don’t get it anymore.

And for those who just broke up and are NEVER, EVER, EVER — GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/light-up-your-love-with-these-kc-themed-valentines-day-cards/feed/04 Chocolate & Beer Pairings In Case You Missed Out on Boulevard Chocolate Alehttp://mazumafykc.com/4-chocolate-beer-pairings-in-case-you-missed-out-on-boulevard-chocolate-ale/
http://mazumafykc.com/4-chocolate-beer-pairings-in-case-you-missed-out-on-boulevard-chocolate-ale/#commentsThu, 05 Feb 2015 16:06:07 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=4985Remember last week when we promised you a must-read follow up to our blog about how to get your hands on some Boulevard Chocolate Ale? Well, we’re about to deliver. Like, now.

Because people flock to stores like moths to flame when Chocolate Ale comes out, you may not have been able to get any and find yourself looking for a substitute. Or, as blasphemous as it may be, you just don’t like Boulevard’s brew. It’s OK, we don’t judge.

Either end of it, you need something else to try. And we’ve got some pretty sweet suggestions for pairings of Christopher Elbow Chocolates and readily available Boulevard Smokestack Series beers that will totally rock your socks (and help you out if you were planning on Chocolate Ale as part of your Valentine’s Day).

This is a running list, which means we need you beer snobs to help make it complete. Add your suggestions in the comments below!

Chocolate: Bananas Foster

Boulevard Beer: Long Strange Tripel

Long Strange Tripel has subtle banana tones from the yeast, and the Bananas Foster will make that even yummier. It’ll also work awesomely with the beer’s smooth mouthfeel.

Tank 7 is kinda bright and grassy, while the Champagne chocolate has the bright and wine-y undertones to play off of it. They’ll work well together — trust us.

Chocolate: Whiskey-Aged Maple

Boulevard Beer: Dark Truth

The whiskey-aged maple has all of the boozy sweetness to play off of the molasses and malty flavors of the beer.

Note: Don’t try all of these in one night unless you’re splitting both beers and chocolates with several friends, because your stomach and liver will hate you. Not to mention the whole not drinking and driving and being a responsible, moral human being thing. Just be responsible, that sort of thing. And don’t drink before you’re legal, kids.

]]>http://mazumafykc.com/4-chocolate-beer-pairings-in-case-you-missed-out-on-boulevard-chocolate-ale/feed/07 Things To Do Inside When It’s Frickin’ Freezing Outsidehttp://mazumafykc.com/7-things-to-do-inside-when-its-frickin-freezing-outside/
http://mazumafykc.com/7-things-to-do-inside-when-its-frickin-freezing-outside/#commentsTue, 03 Feb 2015 17:33:36 +0000http://mazumafykc.com/?p=4793OK, so no one’s claiming that this winter compares to the winter of 2014, when 0 degrees was a welcome reprieve and we all started to lose our minds when it snowed in April. With that said, the groundhog officially saw his shadow, so it looks like we’ve got 6 more week of winter to avoid.

Despite the unseasonably fair weather, this week we’ve been rudely reminded exactly what avoiding winter means. We’re all about happy here, however, so we’ve made this list of seven fun things you can do inside that are sure to keep you entertained while your toes thaw out from shoveling the driveway.

If all else fails, binge watch seasons of Bones because there is no other show that will simultaneously make you feel horribly unaccomplished and blissfully content with your stupidity in a single episode. Oh, and you’re going to cry — a lot.

1. Make a fort

c/o tumblr.com

Forts aren’t just for kids. In fact, adult forts are better than any a child could make. Show up your S.O. — or heck, even your kids — with a fort that includes all the comforts, like television, laptops, snacks and your phone. Make rules for who’s allowed to enter, like they must bring a gift, or at least a sandwich.

2. Actually make a concentrated effort at creating those things you’ve been Pinning

Who doesn’t want to spend some time failing at DIY ideas? We do! A long day inside is the perfect excuse to try out that bunny bread you’ve been meaning to make. This one works with or without kids, but probably easier without kids.

3. Take a nap

c/o glee.wikia.com

For all those who don’t have kids in your home, this one should be a gimme. If you do have kids, make a game out of it. Whoever sleeps the longest gets a brownie! Warning, though, those afternoon nap dreams can be wicked crazy and you’re definitely going to be disoriented.

4. Fashion show with your pet

c/o mindfullivingnetwork.com

As long as you’re careful not to hurt them, a few hours of humiliation won’t scar them but will totally give you some sweet Instagram pics. Again, this works with kids or without them — just make sure you do the dressing. Nothing like a three-year-old trying to fit a large cat into Elsa’s doll-sized dress.

5. Get nostalgic

c/o gifmambo.com

You know that old box of photos, notes and keepsakes you have stuffed in a closet or attic? Get that thing out, bust it open and take a stroll back to the horrible haircuts and even more horrible outfits. No, those Oshkosh B’Gosh overalls were NOT edgy or cool.

6. Attempt to cook your kryptonite dish

c/o joyreactor.com

We all have that one meal or dish we screw up. Every. Single. Time. Now’s a perfect chance to really show those macaroons who’s the creme de la creme. Plus side — when you destroy it again, you earn the right to order pizza.

7. Create the ultimate playlist

This one should be done with an adult drink in hand because everyone knows our taste in music drastically improves when we set the mood. Make your playlist on YouTube, Spotify or even Hypster. If you do this one in conjunction with #5, you will literally open the 4th dimension and travel back in time.