Glabbit wrote:Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial, first sending them to a physical Wolfire base in Honolulu, where the newbie would be strapped in a chair equipped with various little custom gadgets that I will touch upon later, and grilled with life-changing questions by Grayswandir, Turner, and Devilsclub if we can get a hold of him, whilst the rest of us have our hands on the controls of the chair's gadgetry, giving the subject appropriate stimuli as we wish, in a kind of Twitch-Plays-JudgeJuryExecutioner kind of way, giving the guy light discouraging electric shocks when he's being a dick, and gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.

I apologize if this is too big of a necro post but, golly XDD
I approve and am ready to volunteer for this. Let us begin :3

If I had mod powers I could wave around the botbanhammer once every blue moon I showed up too.
Alas, local authorities are wise enough to give me the detriment of the doubt. Guess I'll go find a post to disapprove instead.