->''Kevin! Spencer!\\Something's wrong with that kid\\Kevin! Spencer!\\His head don't work, it never did\\Kevin! Spencer!\\You better not cross his path\\Kevin! Spencer!\\He's a chain-smoking, alcoholic sociopath\\Sociopath!''

''Kevin Spencer'' (1997-2005) was an animated series airing on Creator/TheComedyNetwork in Canada during the late 1990s. Kevin was a silent, sociopathic juvenile delinquent who was born without the ability to feel emotions, was addicted to cough syrup and cigarettes, and spoke to an imaginary friend, Alan the Magic Goose, who always gave him horrible advice. His parents were fat, abusive alcoholics, who spent most of their time swearing at each other and committing illegal acts. ''Very'' dark and cynical, the show made light of the Canadian justice system and the nation's disadvantaged.

With its simplistic art style (and in season one, narration), season one played out like someone narrating a very twisted children's book. The second season altered this to present-day storytelling with no narration (save for the narrator telling viewers what Kevin says), constant swearing (including an uncensored "fuck"), and full half-hour episodes. The stories were often vulgar and crass with low-brow humor, but would jump into philosophical, intelligent and surrealistic events.

----!!Tropes used in this series:* AbhorrentAdmirer: Subverted in that Anastasia is physically repulsive, but this doesn't seem to keep her from cheating on Percy with just about every guy she can lay her hands on. Occasionally {{Lampshaded}} in that some of the guys she hits on throw up in revulsion. * ArchEnemy: Slappy Bigelow was a prison inmate who only appeared in the first season and one episode of season two. He was Kevin's main rival for control of the contraband black market in prison. * ArtShift: Greg Lawrence apparently felt that the format of the first season was too chaotic, which was why he changed the format to full half-hour episodes from the second season onward. * AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: They routinely fight with and cheat on each other, but Percy and Anastasia still express love (or at least lust) for each other. They also get extremely jealous when the other cheats-Anastasia gets pissed off when Percy hires prostitutes, while Percy will cheerfully attempt to kill anyone who does his wife besides him. * AuthorAvatar: Rick Kaulbars is pretty much the only other writer the show ever had besides Greg Lawrence. Along with Lawrence (see HerCodenameWasMarySue, below), Kaulbars also inserted himself into one episode as a drugged-out writer who desperately needed to come up with a script for the season's final episode. Kaulbars also includes Lawrence in this episode-Greg mentions that he would have written the script himself, but he was tied up looking after all the teenage runaways at Camp Whosyourdaddy. * AWizardDidIt: On one occasion when Kevin died of a heart attack, Percy asked the wizard who lived in the Spencers' backyard to resurrect him. The wizard does so, and then Percy repays him by telling him to get off his property.* BerserkButton: Percy and Anastasia both get extremely pissed off whenever they find out that they've been cheated on by the other one. Anastasia also gets really hot under the collar whenever people are really rude to her and don't speak to her like a "fucking lady". * BilingualBonus: What with Canada being a bilingual country, the characters encounter a few signs in French. When the Spencers are riding on a train in Quebec, they see a sign on the wall that reads "Defense de fumer". Percy wonders what it means, and Anastasia thinks that it says "Fasten your seatbelt". What it actually means is "No Smoking". Of course, even if Kevin and his parents really knew what it meant, they obviously wouldn't obey it anyway. * BrotherChuck: Slappy Bigelow was never seen again after the first season, while characters like Charlie Plunt and Pete Wilcox all became regulars.** However in the end of the season 2 episode "Runaway", a inmate that may or may not be Slappy Bigelow does appear and plans to make Percy his bitch for lying to him about having no smokes after Percy is caught smoking. The inmate does look exactly like him but it's never revealed if it is him or not.* CloudCuckooLander: Kevin. He gets visits from an imaginary friend, never speaks, and is addicted to various substances.** And then there's Pete Wilcox, a towering mental patient who's so messed up he makes Kevin look normal. Pete has multiple personalities, [[{{Squick}} one of which is a teenage stripper named Brandy Love]], suffers periodic delusions of being everything from a sheepdog to a John Deere tractor, and believes that Kevin is Jesus. He's also the closest thing to a friend Kevin has, besides Allen and Bull the legless and armless junkie he met at Ward 9. * ContinuityPorn: Surpisingly enough - characters from other, earlier episodes (such as Pete from the first season) could show up at any time, being for a plot-point, or just a cameo.* CrapsackWorld: Virtually every character is poor white trash, alcoholic, criminal and insane.** Except for the rich people. No, they are racist, uptight snobs who are not above trying to ''kill off'' people they don't like.* [[DumbMuscle Crazy Muscle]]: Pete Wilcox is completely insane, built like a Sherman tank, and completely obedient to Kevin. He's served as Kevin's bodyguard in prison, dug escape tunnels for Kevin to escape from jail, and [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow given Percy a visit from "Mistress Esmerelda" whenever Kevin wants to see his father suffer.]] * DeadpanSnarker: The narrator describes things like "Kevin told him to go fuck himself" without the slightest hint of inflection.* DeconstructiveParody and {{Deconstruction}}: Often zigzagging between episodes, or even scenes. Kevin's upbringing and behavior is presented as a deconstruction of a tragic life, to most people. To his parents, it's normal or funny.* DomesticAbuse: Percy and Anastasia get into fistfights all the time. {{Hilarity Ensues}}. * DoubleStandard: Averted, as both Anastasia and Percy physically hit each other on a regular basis. ** Percy also attempts to shove one of Kevin's video games up her ass.[[spoiler: He shoves it up Marty the bartender's ass. Then Anastasia finds out what he wanted to do and throws a toilet seat at him.]]** Marty actually ''punches'' her in the face in one episode.* EvenEvilHasStandards: Percy Spencer may be an alcoholic, chain-smoking, drug-abusing repeat offender, but even he recognized that UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler was an asshole.** In "The Cruise" Kevin is clearly afraid of the Widow Coulson because he believes she is much crazier than him, even Allen agrees with Kevin and can be seen by her as well.** There are times when Kevin thinks that Pete Wilcox is even crazier than him.** One time Kevin ran away from home, a man gives him money when he finds out Kevin was a runaway. Due to being a Sociopath, Kevin's response to this is to violently attacks the man and steals the money anyway. Allen the Magic Goose is actually shocked by this and mused that the kindness of others could put his faith back in humanity.** There are times Kevin gets turned off by the sociopathic behavior of his love interest Shauna, he even displays shock over the fact that Shauna has murdered her own mother as he never took a life before.* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: One of Kevin's goals is to just fit in and have people like him. Unfortunately, a combination of bad luck and his sociopathic nature conspire to make him a hateful MisanthropeSupreme and CloudCuckoolander who despises everyone around him as much as they despise him. * FanDisservice: Anastasia usually goes around in a tube top and spandex pants. It gets worse whenever she takes off her top. * GainaxEnding: One episode about a film maker making a movie about Kevin's life story) ends with Kevin somehow placing a studio audience in each room in this house, and recording everything his parents do to put the video up on the internet. He keeps his parents in the house with lasers.* GeniusDitz: Kevin's generally pretty stupid, but he's a remarkably skilled singer and chess player. He also builds a robot spider in one episode. * {{Gonk}}: Anastasia more or less defines this trope. * HandsOffParenting: Percy and Anastasia pretty much define this trope. The main reason they keep Kevin around is because the childcare support checks they get for him are a major source of booze and smokes. They're also extremely neglectful, not worrying at all when Kevin disappears for months at a time. They explain that the boy always comes home eventually...and oddly enough, they're actually right. * HatesBeingTouched: Kevin doesn't like being touched, especially on the head. Displaying his shiv is the only warning most people need. * HerCodenameWasMarySue: One season 6 episode features Greg Lawrence as a wealthy and buff sex god who considers himself the King Of Comedy, to the point that he has the title tattooed across his back. The trope is subverted as the animated version of Greg threatens, abuses and murders his staff. They eventually get back at him by causing him to overdose on insulin at the office Christmas party. * HeterosexualLifePartners: Porn Man and Afro Man are a pair of adult film entertainers who not only co-star in their films, but also co-own their own swinging bachelor pad. * HiddenDepths: Anastasia at least attempts to provide a good life for Kevin, and tries to get close to Percy. Also, in the episode "Dogfight" when a frat boy tricks her into attending a party so he can enter her unknowingly in an "ugly date" competition, she gives a surprisingly good breakdown of how cruel a prank it is and makes a mature and dignified exit. (she drives a bus into the frat house five minutes later, but it's hard to think the fratboys didn't earn it)** Kevin himself may be a drunken sociopath, but one of his most sincere wants is to be popular...and to have a hat with a weapon on it.* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Percy and Anastasia are extremely neglectful and verbally abusive of their son. They don't actually physically beat him, though, partly because they're too lazy to even get off the couch to answer the phone, partly because they don't want to offend a potential kidney donor, and partly because they're freaking scared of him. Occasionally {{Lampshaded}} as Kevin feels rage and hatred for his parents and his miserable life, but doesn't seem inclined to do anything about it. * HookerWithAHeartOfGold: Parodied. Anastasia is picked up by a rich man who attempts to pull a 'PrettyWoman' on her, but it fails miserably.* HopeSpot: One episode has Kevin successfully woo a girl. He manages to fix his house and trick her into thinking he's a chef in order to impress her. In the last few minutes, Kevin's parents return home, expose his charade, and ruin the relationship. The episode ends with Kevin, sad, running upstairs.* HypocriticalHumor: There are times when Kevin admits that Pete Wilcox is crazy.* IAmTheNoun: When Percy and Kevin are out and about during the Christmas holidays: -->'''Charity Santa''': Would you like to donate to the poor? -->'''Percy''': Hey, I ''am'' the poor, so eff off! * IJustWantToHaveFriends: Kevin has often expressed this. Unfortunately, both bad luck and his sociopathic nature prevent it from ever happening. * ImAManICantHelpIt: A RareFemaleExample occurs with Anastasia, who justifies her cheating on Percy by saying that she has "needs" that she can't satisfy just by sleeping with Percy. Surprisingly enough, Percy occasionally ''agrees'' with this. * ImaginaryFriend: Allan the Magic Goose. That said, they constantly argue and fight, and Kevin's psychiatrist sees it as less a friendship and more a master/slave relationship. Allan occasionally threatens to let the "Axe Monkey" off its leash if Kevin doesn't do what he says. ** [[spoiler: Everybody ''but'' Allen: the characters are all part of Allen's mind, according to the series finale.]]* InsultToRocks: The blind, inbred mountain hicks asked the Spencers to stop showing up at the family reunions because they were embarrassing them.* LaserGuidedKarma: A teenage boy is playing pinball and is on the verge of setting a new world record for the highest score, while he's surrounded by admirers. Kevin then comes up and whacks the pinball machine, causing it to "tilt" and making the boy lose the game. The boy breaks down sobbing, and his admirers all glare at Kevin, who merely flips them off. The admirers all swarm Kevin and give him a mass NoHoldsBarredBeatdown that puts him in a temporary coma. * LikeFatherLikeSon: Percy and Kevin are both chain-smoking, drug-abusing, alcoholic repeat offenders. Kevin has also inherited his father's bald spot, a trait which Porn Man and Charlie Plunt share for some reason. * LongRunner: Eight seasons might not be ''that'' long by American standards, but in Canada, it's everything, as this show is the longest-running animated series that's not an import.* [[BeardOfEvil Moustache Of Evil]]: Subverted by Kevin's Uncle Lester, who has a moustache that looks like UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler's but is actually sober and respectable, unlike the rest of the Spencer family. It's {{Lampshaded}} when Percy points out that Hitler was an asshole, and Lester replies that he pretty much ruined that type of moustache for everybody else. * NiceHat: Kevin wears a black baseball cap everywhere he goes. * NotSoImaginaryFriend: A couple of episodes imply that Allan is some sort of spirit/demon entity that simply lives in Kevin's head. When Kevin temporarily dies from a heart attack, Allan returns to the "Imaginary Friends Galactic Headquarters" to be reassigned, while in another he becomes fed up with Kevin and tries to find another head to live in, interacting with several other characters.* NostalgiaFilter: One psychologist tells Kevin that helping the kid was "what [his] wife would have wanted," and starts to tear up. Subverted when Kevin tells the man that his wife was a cruddy old skank, and the man agrees, adding that his wife also farted in her sleep.* OhCrap: Charlie Plunt, Marty the bartender, and all the other guys that Anastasia cheats on Percy with get very scared whenever Percy finds out, and with good reason. * PrisonRape: Percy has been sodomized in prison several times, and it's played for laughs.** One example was when Percy revealed that Kevin had ratted him out to the cops. All the other convicts are mad at Kevin, and it looks like they're going to sodomize him as a punishment, but Kevin manages to get released by spiking everybody's urine tests with drugs, with his own urine being the only "clean" sample. All the other inmates were pretty pissed off at having a few extra months tacked onto their sentences, and looking for someone to take it out on. Then they realize that Percy was the one who ratted out Kevin...*** In the End of "Runaway", a inmate who may or may not be Slappy Bigelow threatens to make Percy his bitch for lying about having no smokes after he is caught smoking.*** In the episode "In Like Plunt", Anastasia teases Kevin about having to go into a truckstop washroom, saying that they're full of perverts who'll make Kevin their "love doll", like Percy was for a Filipino gang in prison.*** One early episode has Kevin ordering Pete Wilcox to give Percy a "visit" from one of his multiple personalities, a cross-dressing dominatrix named "Mistress Esmerelda". *** After Percy rats out Charlie Plunt and some of his other friends, they give him a "non-consensual prostate exam" the next time he's in jail. * ReallyGetsAround: Anastasia is pretty much the town slut.* SelfMadeOrphan: Subverted with Kevin. He fantasizes about killing his parents and occasionally holds pretend funerals for them, even when they're standing ten feet away. Anastasia is creeped out by this, but Percy points out that if Kevin was going to kill them, he'd have done it a long time ago. * ShellShockedVeteran: All the stuff Pete Wilcox saw while serving in UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar pretty much drove him insane. All the LSD, cocaine and marijuana he did certainly didn't help things. * SilentBob: Kevin "speaks", and the other characters react to what he "says", but the audience never hears it. Instead, the narrator tells us what Kevin "said". The only times Kevin actually verbally speaks are either in hallucinations or dreams, and in one episode where he told someone else to "fuck off". * SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Most evident in Percy and Anastasia's prank war.* StylisticSuck: The entire series, but the first season has stiffer, cruder animation than ''South Park'' in its early days.* TheSociopath: The opening theme song specifically describes Kevin as this trope, but let's examine the checklist: ** Persistent lying to mess with other peoples' heads? Check. ** Lack of remorse or empathy for others by laughing at their suffering? Check. ** Cruelty to animals by killing his dog when he was seven years old? Check. ** Poor behavioral controls through a tendency to commit robberies and beatings on people who piss him off? Check. ** A history of childhood conduct disorder by smoking and drinking? Check. ** Recurring difficulties with the law by going to juvenile hall and adult prison? Check. ** A tendency to violate the rights and boundaries of others by robbing and beating them? Check. ** Substance abuse from alcohol, tobacco and any number of drugs? Check. ** Aggressive and violent behavior by punching or hitting people who make him angry? Check. ** Inability to tolerate boredom and committing crimes as a way of relieving boredom? Check. ** Disregard for safety with reckless behavior? Check and mate. * WhoWritesThisCrap: Series creator Greg Lawrence does this occasionally, mocking his own abilities as a writer. One notable episode had Allan know how to work a time machine, causing Kevin to think how his life is like a TV show, with the plot moving forward though contrived and convenient coincidences, rather than through solid storytelling. This results in a rabid wolverine suddenly materializing and mauling Kevin's foot, which makes Kevin not want to think about such things again.* [[WordSaladLyrics Word Salad Script]]: The second-season episode ''Dreamland'' meanders all over the place and concludes without even resolving the plotline of what the social worker was going to do with Kevin. On the ''Straightening Things Out'' DVD, Greg Lawrence explains that he'd forgotten to write a script to meet a production deadline, so he pretty much threw one together at the very last minute. ''Dreamland'' was the result. * YouFailBiologyForever: Percy and Kevin constantly suffer what the narrator describe as "strokes". What they actually suffer are heart attacks.----