You may address me as "Reverend" now...
I was ordained this evening in a touching internet service. On hand to witness this solemn occassion was my roommate and her three cats. In a powerful proof that my ordination was, in fact, the will of the Almighty, the low ink in my printer cartridges held out long enough to print my Certificate of Ordination. I began my ministry this evening by lounging with three beautiful young women and another guy in a gay man's hot tub...