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Beck Bennett popped up on “Saturday Night Live” to play a libidinous version of White House doctor Ronny Jackson to take another crack at persuading us how “not fat the president is.”

Lampooning Jackson’s recent press conference and his stellar review of a healthy chairwoman, Bennett gushed that Donald Trump weighs in at a “very svelte 239 pounds” with a “gorgeous 44 -inch Coke-bottle waist” and “legs that … seem to go on forever.”

“It’s my expert medical opinion that the president’s got a rockin’ bod with the perfect amount of cushion for the pushin’ — and if I could, I would.”

“Reporter” Cecily Strong noted that people are skeptical about Trump’s perfect health report because they’ve “taken one look” at the president. Kate McKinnon asked: “How transgressed that brain? ” Bennett assured her that Trump passed his cognitive quiz with “flying colors, virtually no hints”( and he “crushed the Tide Pod Challenge.”) The doc confessed, however, that the test isn’t given to judge intelligence, but to “make sure someone’s not severely brain damaged.”

Colin Jost noted later in “Weekend Update” that the cognitive exam included describing a clock. The “last president to fail this test, ” said Jost, was “Lincoln after the play.”