In "normal" people, your eyes are almost exactly halfway down your face, measured vertically from the top of your head to your chin. Your eyes, in this picture, are considerably lower than this. Not that this makes you weird or anything. (It does.)

I have a coat that looks very similar to that sofa. While is lined, so it isn't scratchy on the inside, it is very scratchy wool on the outside. If I were to buy that sofa today at GoodWill, it would cost maybe $10. Why then did my coat cost $300?