I looked up and read the title of this topic and thought to myself, the only reason the originator of this thread is being disrepectful and calling his wife a b|tch is because he doesn't respect her, or probably women in general. And she's probably a b|tch because she doesn't repect HIM anymore either!

There really is a Texas dictionary. Some comic wrote one years ago, and one or two more later. There probably wasn't one word in the dictionary spelled correctly. Think of the "if you want to be a redneck" comedian and the 'cable man' if you want to get the idea.

I most certainly did not. You have to get you a Texas dictionary to understand how much I complemented you. Cow? Well I never would say such a thing about a cute little heffer like you!!! Why I even brought you a flower today. Maybe filly would be a better word for you canadians.
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Well, katie, you really let the cat out of the bag that time. I am not even that old, and you must be 20 years older. But, I do remember that the old desk I had in the first grade had that inkwell hole in it. The girl in front of me pigtail wasn't long enough to reach it or I probably would have found some way to tie her to my desk. lol