nickthegun wrote:
I would know if my mrs was in my bed or not. If she had got up to go to the toilet there would be no one lying there, rotating like a rotisserie chicken and generally thrashing about like a mental.

This post was brought to you by the 'tut, women, eh?' school of forum humour.

I asked my wife where she'd like to go for our anniversary and she said "take me somewhere I've never been" - so I showed her into the kitchen!