I'm picturing the detective assigned to the case. He probably has lots of other cases he's working on but every 15 minutes he gets a popup on his computer screen saying "It's time to update the McAfee case again."

This guy is coocoo for cocoa puffs. I mean, McAfee sucks donkey balls for lots of reasons since his departure from the company. I can't imagine that having a lunatic run the company at any time made it an outstanding product.