Cigarette magnets: can you think of a better way to let a child know just how crappy their art is? "Um, yeah -- just tell them till they start crying." Damn you're sick. "Or you could throw it in the trash right in front of them." ENOUGH ALREADY, YOU WIN OKAY? Anyway, Cigarette Magnets ($15 for 3) from Amron Experimental make it look like you put out a cigarette on whatever the hell you're sticking to the fridge. Clever, but it's gonna take at least a half-dozen cigar magnets to get a cat to stick.

Just a heads up: I ordered these last year and just now noticed that I never received them. Filled out a dispute via PayPal and got a refund the next day. Apparently they have been on backorder this whole time (according to this Scott dude). I dunno, sounds like it could be a scam.