She's a nasty piece of work. After they broke up the last time, she called the media to "defend" herself, and said a bunch of shiat to try to redeem her trashy ass after she dumped him five days before the wedding. Then she hocked his ring while the paps were taking pictures, and said some more unflattering things about him. Then when her reality show dreams crashed and burned and she wasn't "famous" anymore, guess where she shows up again? At the house of the man she just got done trashing.

It must be some kind of business transaction, because I don't care how old Hef is, he doesn't strike me as being that stupid.

Only slight? Eh, she's just a bucket of parts to Mr. Hefner. As long as she meets the checklist, she could be Wanda the Ugly (White) Girl and still hop on his dead dick. Sides, he's a big ol' closet homo anyway. Just another business transaction. She's getting in, Anna Nicole Smith style, while he's on the downward leg of his intellect and decision making prowess. Should be easy-peasy to rip the old man off for everything that's left to him and isn't controlled by a board.