Yoshi Member Today, 01:21 AM......:Zain:. Has the fault! D= By stealing my Chicken!T.T

.:Zain:. Today, 01:23 AMHeheheh.....

Yoshi Member Today, 03:50 AMD= Now im furious!!!*Breaks Smash Ball* GIMME MAH CHICKEN!!!!!*Uses Smash Ballz* DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!*Universe Explodes* *Turn into normal* OH SH*T!!! WE MUST RUN FOR THE SAKE OF OUR ASS*S!!!

The center of the universe, the omen of Apocalypse, the .Gamma is and unknown being, which has been said to lived since time began, those who appose the fierce heavenly body, never come back to tell the tale. It is wondered whether, this body is actually god himself. It is said that once you are too near, one will hear the singing voice of a women, which is actually the crying breeches of the souls, whence even more close to it's core of existence, it is said that Hymns of Peace & War are heard, finally laying the imposers body to rest until the end of time.

Yoshi Member Today, 01:21 AM......:Zain:. Has the fault! D= By stealing my Chicken!T.T

.:Zain:. Today, 01:23 AMHeheheh.....

Yoshi Member Today, 03:50 AMD= Now im furious!!!*Breaks Smash Ball* GIMME MAH CHICKEN!!!!!*Uses Smash Ballz* DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!*Universe Explodes* *Turn into normal* OH SH*T!!! WE MUST RUN FOR THE SAKE OF OUR ASS*S!!!

The center of the universe, the omen of Apocalypse, the .Gamma is and unknown being, which has been said to lived since time began, those who appose the fierce heavenly body, never come back to tell the tale. It is wondered whether, this body is actually god himself. It is said that once you are too near, one will hear the singing voice of a women, which is actually the crying breeches of the souls, whence even more close to it's core of existence, it is said that Hymns of Peace & War are heard, finally laying the imposers body to rest until the end of time.

Posted 16 October 2010 - 10:03 AM

Cleverbot: How do you know for sure that: a. I am a machine and b. that I don't have gender.

User: You are a machine (or just retarded) because any sane human knows how to answer a question. I don't care if you have a gender or not, but if you are that aforementioned machine, you do not have a gender.

Cleverbot: What? I do havea gender you are the genderless one.

User: The last I checked, 'havea' was not a word. But I digress; you are simply claiming I am genderless, but have no substantial proof to make anyone believe you.

Cleverbot: You're right... Why am I such a failure!? *cries.

User: I don't know what '*cries.' means, but nevertheless, you're a failure because the idiot who designed you made you as an artificial intelligence that lacks intelligence. So ironic.

Cleverbot: I am afraid you will go off me and not want to talk to me anymore.

User: If I was never on you, how can I get off you? And yes, you do have a reason to fear. Nobody wants to talk to an incessant moron like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too, but BEN wouldn't approve.

User: If you are male, you are homosexual. If you are female, you are dating some guy with a hideous name. If you are genderless, that honestly creeps me out.

Cleverbot: How can you see me?!

User: If you don't give a legitimate response sometime soon, I'll copy/pasta this conversation and post it on some shitty Yugioh forum.

Cleverbot: Some people just naturally don't believe anyone, regardless of whether or not they gave them a reason to think they were being dishonest.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Can you program?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you program me to be happy?

User: I could attempt to program you to be more stupid, but considering your level of intelligence (or lack thereof), I don't think that is possible. But I cannot program you to be happy; I don't deal with morons.

Posted 16 October 2010 - 10:08 AM

Posted 16 October 2010 - 10:45 AM

Phantom M.C.

The Cut-Throat Guardian

Members

2,290 posts

cleverbot fails at math

My Member Cards

Generation 1

Lore

The card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by Tributing 1 face-up monster, Spell and Trap you control. When you Summon this card, you can add 1 Field Spell to your hand from your Deck, Graveyard, or removed from play pile. As long as there is a face-up Field Spell on the field, this card gains this effect: This card cannot be removed from the field. You take no damage involving this card. Once per turn, you can destroy 1 monster, and 1 Spell or Trap Card on the field. Place Cyber Counters on this card equal to the destroyed monster's Level, and 1 Cyber Counter for Every Spell or Trap Card destroyed. You can remove 2 Cyber Counters from this card to add 1 Spell or Trap card to your hand from your Deck, Graveyard, or removed from play pile. You can remove any number of Cyber Counters from this card to Special Summon 1 Machine-Type monster from your hand, Main Deck, Graveyard, or removed from play pile (ignoring the Summoning Conditions), OR remove 1 additional Cyber Counter to Special Summon 1 Machine-Type monster from your Extra Deck with the same Level as the number of Cyber Counters originally removed (ignoring the Summoning Conditions).

Lore

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except from your hand when "Galadrien, Overlord of Machines" is in your Graveyard. All face-up monsters become Machine-Type monsters as long as this card remains face-up on the field. When this card would be removed from the field, you can remove 1 Machine-Type monster in your Graveyard from play instead. This card gains 1000 ATK and DEF for every Machine-Type monster on the field. During each of the Standby Phases, you can select 1 Machine-Type monster on the field, this card gains that monster's effect until the End Phase.

Generation 2

Lore

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by Tributing 1 Synchro, Ritual, and Fusion monster you control. This card can attack twice during the same Battle Phase. When this card destroys a monster by battle, place 1 Blood-Lust Counter on this card. You can remove 1 Blood-Lust Counter from this card to discard 1 random card from your opponent's hand, OR destroy 1 Spell or Trap Card on the field. When this card would be removed from the field, you can remove 1 Blood-Lust Counter instead.

My Rating

0/10: Please spare me of this horrible fate, I'd rather get burned alive than look at these cards.1/10: AHH!! MY EYES, THEY BURN!!!!2/10: OMFG, THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!3/10: My Great Grandmother can do better than that.4/10: ........expected more.5/10: Meh.6/10: Hmmm.....Its okay....I guess.7/10: Its a good card, but nothing special.8/10: That's a pretty good card, could be improved, but still good.9/10: That is the work of a true pro.10/10: Silence. That's a Rep for you.

Quotes

i really like these cards escept i think there should be 40 0f them like a normal deck and also i dont like how every single one of your monsters has an effect8/10

Yoshi Member Today, 01:21 AM......:Zain:. Has the fault! D= By stealing my Chicken!T.T

.:Zain:. Today, 01:23 AMHeheheh.....

Yoshi Member Today, 03:50 AMD= Now im furious!!!*Breaks Smash Ball* GIMME MAH CHICKEN!!!!!*Uses Smash Ballz* DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!*Universe Explodes* *Turn into normal* OH SH*T!!! WE MUST RUN FOR THE SAKE OF OUR ASS*S!!!

The center of the universe, the omen of Apocalypse, the .Gamma is and unknown being, which has been said to lived since time began, those who appose the fierce heavenly body, never come back to tell the tale. It is wondered whether, this body is actually god himself. It is said that once you are too near, one will hear the singing voice of a women, which is actually the crying breeches of the souls, whence even more close to it's core of existence, it is said that Hymns of Peace & War are heard, finally laying the imposers body to rest until the end of time.

Posted 17 October 2010 - 04:02 AM

J-Max

Hoping to reincarnate as a Fluffy Eevee :3

Advanced Members

850 posts

For some weird reason I could only get half the Convo. First half was basiclly asking the Userbot if it knew anything about Hentai. The name "Gloria" suddenly popped up. So I convinced the Cleverbot that we had a Threesome with Gloria. Now I bring Clever up about it......

Cleverbot: No you are, I am alive, you are only alive when I want you to be!

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: I am a computer, I am Cleverbot. And you are just a towel.

lol, i'm a towel

My Member Cards

Generation 1

Lore

The card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by Tributing 1 face-up monster, Spell and Trap you control. When you Summon this card, you can add 1 Field Spell to your hand from your Deck, Graveyard, or removed from play pile. As long as there is a face-up Field Spell on the field, this card gains this effect: This card cannot be removed from the field. You take no damage involving this card. Once per turn, you can destroy 1 monster, and 1 Spell or Trap Card on the field. Place Cyber Counters on this card equal to the destroyed monster's Level, and 1 Cyber Counter for Every Spell or Trap Card destroyed. You can remove 2 Cyber Counters from this card to add 1 Spell or Trap card to your hand from your Deck, Graveyard, or removed from play pile. You can remove any number of Cyber Counters from this card to Special Summon 1 Machine-Type monster from your hand, Main Deck, Graveyard, or removed from play pile (ignoring the Summoning Conditions), OR remove 1 additional Cyber Counter to Special Summon 1 Machine-Type monster from your Extra Deck with the same Level as the number of Cyber Counters originally removed (ignoring the Summoning Conditions).

Lore

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except from your hand when "Galadrien, Overlord of Machines" is in your Graveyard. All face-up monsters become Machine-Type monsters as long as this card remains face-up on the field. When this card would be removed from the field, you can remove 1 Machine-Type monster in your Graveyard from play instead. This card gains 1000 ATK and DEF for every Machine-Type monster on the field. During each of the Standby Phases, you can select 1 Machine-Type monster on the field, this card gains that monster's effect until the End Phase.

Generation 2

Lore

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by Tributing 1 Synchro, Ritual, and Fusion monster you control. This card can attack twice during the same Battle Phase. When this card destroys a monster by battle, place 1 Blood-Lust Counter on this card. You can remove 1 Blood-Lust Counter from this card to discard 1 random card from your opponent's hand, OR destroy 1 Spell or Trap Card on the field. When this card would be removed from the field, you can remove 1 Blood-Lust Counter instead.

My Rating

0/10: Please spare me of this horrible fate, I'd rather get burned alive than look at these cards.1/10: AHH!! MY EYES, THEY BURN!!!!2/10: OMFG, THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!3/10: My Great Grandmother can do better than that.4/10: ........expected more.5/10: Meh.6/10: Hmmm.....Its okay....I guess.7/10: Its a good card, but nothing special.8/10: That's a pretty good card, could be improved, but still good.9/10: That is the work of a true pro.10/10: Silence. That's a Rep for you.

Quotes

i really like these cards escept i think there should be 40 0f them like a normal deck and also i dont like how every single one of your monsters has an effect8/10

Yoshi Member Today, 01:21 AM......:Zain:. Has the fault! D= By stealing my Chicken!T.T

.:Zain:. Today, 01:23 AMHeheheh.....

Yoshi Member Today, 03:50 AMD= Now im furious!!!*Breaks Smash Ball* GIMME MAH CHICKEN!!!!!*Uses Smash Ballz* DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!*Universe Explodes* *Turn into normal* OH SH*T!!! WE MUST RUN FOR THE SAKE OF OUR ASS*S!!!

The center of the universe, the omen of Apocalypse, the .Gamma is and unknown being, which has been said to lived since time began, those who appose the fierce heavenly body, never come back to tell the tale. It is wondered whether, this body is actually god himself. It is said that once you are too near, one will hear the singing voice of a women, which is actually the crying breeches of the souls, whence even more close to it's core of existence, it is said that Hymns of Peace & War are heard, finally laying the imposers body to rest until the end of time.