This blog describes my journey as a Foreign Service officer, wife of another FSO and a mom to a boisterous, loving boy.We began our careers with the State Department in 2010/2011 and first served in amazing Bangladesh, followed by fabulous Rio de Janeiro. We are currently serving in Washington, DC. Our lives are a pleasant circus and we cannot believe just how lucky we are to live our dreams.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

About Sydney

I am happy to report that we are currently on our second
Rest and Recuperation trip, richly deserved by both the Diplomat and me since in the past one month we have both worked our little governmental tails off. As I have previously writtent, Rest and Recuperation, or R&R as it is lovingly known throughout the Foreign Service, is a wonderful perk given by the State Department to foreign service officers serving in more challenging posts. In short, State will pay for the plane tickets for your family to go either to the U.S. or to a designated R&R spot for your post (that spot varies - for most of South and East Asia, the spot is Sydney; for most of South America- Maimi; for Africa- London or Paris; you get the idea). If you serve in Afhganistan, you get 3 R&Rs in one year. In Bangladesh, we get 1 per year. In Paris you get zilch because guess what - you already ARE on a freaking R&R!

We chose to go
to Sydney and from there to New Zealand where we are currently ruining our
health by eating stupid quantities of lamb, mussels and helping those down with
generous quantities of fantastic local wine. I really liked Sydney – to be
perfectly honest, I always thought that the city had 3 skyscrapers and the rest
was bush around it. People would wear fleece and Birkenstocks, carry fannie
packs, drink beer and be jolly all the time. Turns out - not to so much. At all.

Sydney is a VERY modern city. Like, VERY. Downtown has
plenty of shiny skyscrapers, luxury brands’ boutiques, a fast and efficient
transportation system, gazillion restaurants, coffeeshops, cafes, bistros, and
American fast food chains! All businessmen wear blue shirts. In fact, I am
pretty much convinced that there must be an Australian law about appropriate male
business attire in the city, (although I DID see one guy who was wearing a pale
pink shirt, but he clearly looked very uncomfortable and ostracized – it must
have been laundry day in his house). All women are VERY fit, and dressed
particularly well, along with a steady stream of solid high heels. I felt my
old New Yorker again!

Sydey is also wonderful for kids. They have amazing parks for children. Son spent a morning in the Darling Harbor in an amazing park filled with climbing and sliding contraptions, as well as a hundren water-based toys like mini dams, fountains, and other impossible to describe physics projects that was delighting the screaming, wet kids in the heat. We were not prepared for this, so Son was reduced to running around the playground in his Thomas underwear to preserve his pants and shirt from soaking. He insisted on taking his underwear off as well. As proud as I was of his free spirit, I had enough brains to insist on keeping the undies on. As a result, once we managed to extricate him from there, we had to take the wet undies off, put on his shorts on a naked butt, and hang the undies to dry on the camera bag. As a result, they delightfully flapped in the warm Sydney air as we walked around exploring the city. So, I really liked Sydney.

Sydney is also obscenely expensive. We couldn't comprehend
it – a cup of coffee was an incredible $5 (US and Australian dollars are
roughly the same value), a glass of beer $9. I know I have lived in Bangladesh
for the past 18 months and that has thrown off my pricing guide somewhat, but
even in New York’s little pretentious Soho coffeehouses coffee wouldn't be that
pricey. A normal dinner for 2.5 people, including a bottle of wine, in a
normal, non-fancy place would amount to a solid $120-50. Since the Diplomat was
sporting an especially unforgiving and homely South Indian afro, I sent him to get
himself a haircut – I figured modern Sydney would be a good place to give him a
nice refreshing look. There were two barbershops below our hotel, which
advertised $10 cuts. Sadly, they only offered 2 styles – the Pensioner and the Crew
cut. So, the Diplomat walked around and found himself a nice simple salon. $55
later (???) and he came back with very little hair, combed in an entirely wrong
direction, with a wad of hair on top, arranged in some semi-confused pouf a
la Gangnam style. We were definitely taken aback by the cost of living in
Australia until our local friends explained to us that salaries in Ozzie-land
were commensurately high. Eh, more power to them.

Sydney officials are also exceptionally rude. So much for my
delusion that everyone there was happy and friendly, and “G’day mate”-ing
everyone else. On day 2, exhausted from the spectacular walking regime I had
imposed on my troops, we decided to take a local bus to see the Opera House. We
tried to buy bus tickets before getting on the bus, and for a solid 30 minutes
were sent on a wild goose chase into the train terminal, where an elderly
gentleman with hearing issues offered us a $44 bus ticket each. Horrified, we
ran away. Fed up with the search for the elusive bus tickets, I suggested that
we get on the bus, hope we can buy them on board and pretend that we are stupid
tourists if we couldn’t. The opera was literally 3 stops away anyway. Not so
fast. We climbed stealthily (or so we thought) through the back door of the bus
and sat down, beaming. Immediately, all heads turned to us like we had tails
coming from our pants or something. No one said a word and then the driver
slowly looked back and yelled in incomprehensible Ozzie accent something about
the back door and that I should go to him immediately. I surmised that I
should, and walked to the front like a school girl called into the principal’s
office. Once there, he gave us a rude tongue-lashing on the subject of the
impropriety of getting on the bus from the back door (“NEVER get in from the back door, NEVER, you hear me?? Never!!”) and yelled at us to get out of the bus immediately
and go buy ourselves some tickets from a convenience store. I have rarely felt
so humiliated in my adult life.

Similarly, on our last day there, we happily went to the
Qantas counter at Sydney airport to check-in for our flight to New Zealand.
Giddy with excitement, despite the 6 am hour, I approached the counter and
prepared to hand in our passports to the clerk. Suddenly, he barked at me, “Where
are your boarding passes????”” Huh?? I thought we get boarding passes AT
check-in, NOT before that. WTF? I meekly responded that I did not have them. He
demanded an itinerary. I did not have that either, I was a real transgressor.
Forgive me, but nowadays airlines elsewhere in the world (well, except for India)
never ask for printed materials as they can retrieve your info at the touch of
a button. Not Mr. Ticket Police here. He began hissing at me that I MUST have a
printed ticket or itinerary and demanded that I tell him when we were coming
back from New Zealand. He became even more agitated since we were flying into
Christchurch and then coming back from Queenstown. I began fearing he might go
into apoplectic shock soon – he began typing furiously something on his
computer and within 2.3 seconds naturally found us and our entire itinerary. He
announced that fact to us loudly, and then scowled that he was under NO
obligation to do that for us and that he cannot be expected to have time to do
that for everyone since he is very busy with other passengers. There wasn’t a
soul behind us…What cracked me up the most, I think, is his serious concern
that since we have no printed itinerary, we clearly were plotting to abscond
and probably work illegally on mussels’ fishing ships or something like that.
Nevermind our American diplomatic passports or anything. Always be vigilant for
those potential illegal immigrants to New Zealand. Eventually, he did issue us
the boarding passes but he did look like he was undergoing an enema in the
process.

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I am a corporate lawyer turned mommy, diplomat and, at times, stay at home wife. I used to live in NYC with the Diplomat and Son (born in September 2008), and then in 2010 we moved to Washington, DC so that my husband and I can begin our tandem career with the State Department. I love martinis, single-malt scotch, high-heeled shoes, little black dresses, good cigars, exotic travel and the general good life. Being a mommy, while awesome, is tough but I fight the good fight to preserve my “cool NYer” every day, one martini at a time. Am I a good mom? Abso-freaking-lutely!