Anatomy of the Gremlin Print

Behold! Another new addition to the my ongoing series of anatomical guides to American monsters! Much like the guide to the Mogwai, this print was created to help you care for your Gremlin. I’m not sure if it’s possible to domesticate a Gremlin, but if you were going to try, this heavily researched manual would be a good place to […]

Anatomy of the Mogwai Print

Behold! The newest addition to the my ongoing series of anatomical guides to American monsters! I think the Mogwai might be my favorite of the anatomy collection so far. This print is a guide to the care and treatment of your pet Mogwai, complete with explanations of his inner workings in terrible Mandarin, and the three rules that you MUST […]

BONUS PRINT REVEALED! or The Anatomy Of The Xenomorph And Predator Print Set!

I’ve been keeping this bonus print a secret since January, so now I’m letting the cat out of the bag!

An Anatomical Guide To The Predator Print

Nothing says “single and loving it” quite like a gross drawing of the Predator on your wall.

KONG!

Behold the mighty KONG! Bring this big monkey home for a small price today!

Even after the Soviet-backed Glorp Greeting Card Co. was dissolved by the US government, the original Glorp Gum Co.’s reputation remained in ruins. Gone was the goodwill of so many kickcaine-jonseing WWII vets– the Glorp name was now inextricably tied to communism and the Red Scare in the public consciousness. By 1964, Glorp Gum’s sales had been stagnant for close […]

Summer is here, people! You need to get your gum locked down, before all the good stuff is gone. You don’t want to miss out on all this top notch gum chewing weather, do ya’? Not to worry, cause ol’ GLORP gotcha’ covered! GLORP BEYOND! (with FREE Glorpenstein T-Shirt!) Horror comics from the 50’s were the best! Take your love […]

NEW HOLIDAY CARDS! Is it really time for Christmas crap? I still have my Halloween pumpkins out! Ugh. Well, it’s November, that magical time of year when you pull your hands out of the Halloween candy and get to work mailing out disturbing holiday cards to all your friends and family. Lucky for you I have three great new cards […]

Behold, the gory beauty that is victory! I created these 4 prints for HeroesCon back in June and finally got around to adding them to the store. They are available individually (He-Man, Mario, Venkman, and Wolverine) or as a set. * Signed and numbered edition of 75 * 8×8″ * Printed on thick Fluid brand Cold Press Acid Free 140lb./300gsm […]

Hey Glorpophiles! Someone recently sent me a copy of Tim’s Fightin’ Air Force from April 1965 with a reprint of the “Glorps Will Getcha” story inside! This story was originally printed in an almost impossible to find issue of “Front Line Fists” from 1954, so I feel incredibly lucky to have gotten my filthy mitts on ANY copy of this […]

Bootleg toys are the best toys. Everyone knows that. I found a few of these action figures in the back of a local dollar store, and was pretty impressed by the beautiful train wreck that is… Stars Warsiors! I have no idea when these toys were made, but I was pretty inspired to flesh out the line, and thought a […]

Spring has Sprung! And that means GLORP gum is rolling out three brand new flavors and three brand new FREE t-shirts to go with them! Nothing says nice weather like chewing gum in a new shirt. But that’s not all! GLORP also has new hats, patches, and die cut sticker sets that will be sure to put the spring in […]

I’m a little Late on this post, but I thought It would be worth Mentioning still. I was lucky enough to have a story in Both Adventure time 22 and Regular Show number 6 in November. The Adventure time story was the 2nd part of the story Grocery Time, by Zack Smith and myself. Here’s a page from the mind-blowing […]

Hey gang! My Kaiju Santa and Munny Mouse shirts arrived a week or so ago, and I thought I’d post some pics of the shirts and some of the watercolors I painted for the Preorder Party. First off, here is Kaiju Santa shirt in all it’s glory! This 3-color shirt is based on the Kaiju Santa holiday cards that were […]

Although World War II was a trying time for the United States and the rest of the world, it was a boom time for the GLORP Gum Company. As you may recall from previous missives, GLORP Gum was sent into the skies with our brave pilots to ward off airsickness. The great taste of GLORP Gum soon became the flavor […]