South Korea has proposed USA as Natural Enemy and now it needs their Congress approval.

And so it begins...

The Objective: Wipe Taiwan. Liberate South Korea and Japan. Get everyone a cute Asian girlfriend.

The Plan: It goes a little something like this-

We will go through South Korea to start dismantling Taiwan, piece by piece, until they have been completely scrubbed from the history books. Any fragments of their society that remain will seem so mysterious and out of place that the Ancient Alien guys will make a 3 part special about it. Taiwanese Take Out. Then we return those regions to their rightful owners, negotiate for cute Asian girlfriends, then move on to our next target.