A little double down never hurt anyone
All that he was hoping for was another round of fun
Good time that they’d shared rumpling the sheets
Had been both exciting and still somehow oh so sweet

So he called her up and asked if he could come on over
Looking to make like Rover rolling in the clover
She hesitated not a moment to his randy booty call
Knew way to a man’s heart was passion to enthrall

Over quick he hurried for to lay his bet
Dreaming that this time would be a night they’d not forget
Beast with two backs they created in her bed
He was really hooked, thinking with his smaller head

It was lust they were feeling while they were making love
The passion and the glory was not writ by stars above
With her Delilah’s luscious bod she was hunting for his locks
Like oh so many in this world he was thinking with his cock

They were destined to be lovers but never mates
Dreams of happily ever after sealed their sorry fate
Headed up to Nashua to say their sacred vows
Pledged fidelity forever in Little Brown Church amongst the cows

Soon his wandering eye spied another lassie
This girl was city-slick, somehow mixed trash with classy
Little wedding ring somehow slipped off from his hand
They went at it ferociously made him feel like such a man

Came home to the woman that he’d made his wife
Still feeling mighty high, he was master of great fife
She knew something was fishy by the fish smell on his breath
It was at that very moment that she desired his death

“Listen to me, hubby, and listen to me good
Vowed to love only me, no more games of bachelorhood”
He shrugged off her suspicions, said he’d been working late
Shuffled over to the bathroom for ablutions to take

While he was in there washing, like Pontius Pilate did
She was dreaming ‘bout way they’d sworn they’d live
Vision of Pistorius shooting through bathroom wall
Kinda’ made her shutter and her broken heart to fall

She left lying in her drawer the Magnum in its case
Knew that taking this dog’s life poor decision could not erase
So she grabbed her coat and then she grabbed her bag
Fumbled for the car keys and through the streets did drag

She left all that behind her, silly bourgeois dream
Headed down to Dixie, town of New Orleans
Where she set up shop as modern art
For just two C notes, she’ll play any loving part

There was no happily ever after in this self-deception game
Things would have turned out so much better if he’d left after he came
Doubling down can lead to fortune but that’s not how it went
Seems two souls cashed in their honesty and now all their money’s spent

A little double down never hurt anyone
All that she was hoping for was another round of fun
Good time that they’d shared rumpling the sheets
Had been both exciting and still somehow oh so sweet