Good evening Mr BQ. I hope it has been a good week for you. 1. Who’d pick all our Jersey potatoes if our population was capped? Grant will love this one.

2. Can Cameron say anything new tomorrow? …. a list of demands while Holland jumps on the bandwagon stating “only if is for all of us!” and Hollande shrieks “Never”.

Vince: “Well, it needs reforming ….but we mustn’t negotiate.”

I think Cameron is playing his hand well, but we’ll never get the referendum.

3. Osborne’s hand is a poor one, but he is useless at cross ruffing. Cut the tape. The debt is now going up and no jobs were created. Has he played it too safe? Closure of HMV (at last) and not to be forgotten by the buyers, Blockbuster.

4. Should you negotiate with terrorists or your spouse? I suggest not, as it makes sex and murder a form of currency. Best stick to pleasure. The French, eh? “Avons nous un UN resolution? Mais non!” Best we do not criticise the French; they have the aircraft carrier.

5. Something whacky. Who the hell understand these pensions? Just avoid cranes. Go on, tell it like it is, Nigel. Red swirls.

or What new herd of laws should the government bring in to stop horses getting in our (well not mine, maybe your) "beef" burgers.

2) New Blockbuster released! Comet caught on camera by nipper, Jes' up and get on with it Said Jay Jay the Bee.

or Retail demises, Where are the new jobs coming from?

3) Cameron Speech and Europe [Sing] "don't give up on us Davey![Stop Singing]

Precis: Dave: "It's just not cricket chaps, we need to save a bit, 'Cash-flow problem', you understand, what, what?" EU: "Stuff it Dave, no cheap seats at the top table here, what do you want to do? Let riff-raff have a go[Waves vaguely east and south]?" Dave: "Oh, OK, I see, yes, Bugger, Well you win then, Good game boys, It's not the winning it's the taking part. Sorry for the fuss and all that. Here's my Personal cheque to settle"[HA hA]

4) [Sing christmassy like] "Snow is falling, all around us, Trains are stalling, Roads are 'fun'. "[stop now]Is the country ready for the Snow?

Questions:1. Bankers' bonuses - why is the government not taxing them away?2. Flat rate state pension, what about those that don't qualify?3. Mali/Algeria: should we get involved, given what a bang-up job the Frogs are doing?4. Is the PCS justified in striking given the cutz-n-all?5. Would you eat a horseburger?

1. Is Dave a captive of the lEUny right?2. Should we be sending help to Algeria / Mali etc - or something a bit stronger, even? (and what does this say about security of energy supply ??)3. Would the panel eat horse-flesh? (we know the answer - yes! unless strict veggies)4. to squeeze in a helicopter ... surely it's indefensible to be cutting numbers of fireman / fire stations / coppers / [fill in favourite sacred cow here]

Question 1. Lincoln has seen JJB, Blockbuster, Jessops and now HMV fall victim. Is the Internet killing the high street?

CF says we need a better way to sort retail and manages to make some good points. Good twitter too -"Nobody takes pleasure from the depletion of the high street but i don't miss paying £15+ for a CD"

Q2: Can public services cope with yet another influx of migrants when we open our doors to Bulgaria and Romania next year?

Over to you Nigel..

Mary Beard is utterly misguided on immigration. She says it has only been a benefit. That is not the case. She ignores many facts. An agricultural worker's tax paid, including VAT and everything else, will never pay for a UK citizen to sit at home. That is not the fault of the Pole. But it is still a fact.

All high scores. An obvious one this week. Harry Cole was the BBC extra guest, the cheeky chappie.

Winners for 8Botogol, GSD and Timbo

Between you please discover why Mary Beard, who is a serious intellectual and knows more than the rest of the QT panel put together, could only argue from a very comfortable, snug wooly liberal comfort zone.

It was quite sad. She could have been anyone of a dozen Indy/guardian/BBC writers. She was much better last time she was on.

She is my MP. Sound on a small number things, an absolute idiot on others. I saw the question she'd asked at PMQs and nearly sent her an email asking whether by the same logic she would be pressing for cars to be banned inside the M25. Given that she proudly drives a Mini around London...

I din't see QT but sadly Mary Beard is stuck in a 70s time warp having been closeted away in acadaemia. She is a hippy at heart (evidenced by her long hair) all peace and love and liberalism. It's a shame but the real world isn't like that.