Boards

i was in some sort of Chinese torture garden, naked. A skinny man jizzed in my hair and styled it into some sort of ceremonial mohican, then an extremely fat Oriental man sprayed my back and hands with a spectacularly large amount of man muck. Wandering off to find somewhere to wash myself off i inadvertantly found myself onstage at a Saturday night lite entertainment show hosted by Steven Gerrard and Peter Crouch