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I’m sure Pengpeng is not the first non-baby to try breast milk. It’s still weird. And when I first started reading Colton’s post, I thought he wanted to have a baby with someone named Luke. Didn’t seem possible to me.

I think Colton seems kind of awesome. And I’ve never heard that breast milk tastes good at all. One of my friends was about to feed her baby & accidently squirted herself in the face. She said it tasted like watered down, 2% milk.

Human Milk is made by different people with different diets and exercise habits, and stress factors etc. Therefore not everybody’s milk is going to taste the same. I have tried someone’s milk before and I didn’t like it. It was warm savoury and sour.

@SarahBear33: I do agree that alordslums comment ‘me FTW!!!’ was a little egocentric (and kudos for the ‘fuck the wanker’ joke, it was a good LOL). But the ‘retart’ comment is a long running Lamebook joke that many do appreciate.

Having engaged in sexual activity with a woman shortly after she gave birth (my wife, to be specific), I can say that breast milk is very sweet, thinner than cows’ milk, and generally unpleasant to my palette. So, for those of you who haven’t partaken, there you go.

Also, can we please avoid this idiotic breast milk vs. formula debate this time? I refuse to contemplate whether or not I suckled my mother’s breast when I was a baby, and I’m not going to talk about how my own kids survived their first couple of years.

Thirdly, one should never mention another man’s semen while saying you love them. There is no good way for that to end.

Why does it seem that every time we get a noob there’s always people calling others names and the like? People need to calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke.

The whole retarted/retarded thing is a long running joke that the noobs just won’t understand. This isn’t a reason to start a fight guys, you just need to calmly state that it is just that.

As for you Sarahbear33, Spamspam did catch the fact that in your retort about the ‘FTW’ comment you did capitalize the D in retarded, therefore showing that you did NOT get the whole joke. The fact that alordslums made the FTW towards himself only was implying that he wasn’t actually stupid but indeed making a joke.

So, in conclusion, I would like to just tell everyone to calm the fuck down, ease up on the noobs that don’t get the whole ‘retarted’ thing and to the noobs, don’t come into this post thinking you know everything and that you’re so above everyone else! (that’s not actually directed at sarahbear33 specifically, just a generalisation)

Boy I missed you guys… @ Kaoss – thank you so much for holding fort whilst I was gone… I am back and good lord, at the rate the trolls are marching through here with their asses in the air, they are just making paTROLLING seem like work.

Hi guys…I’ve never posted on here before but I just had to register and say that Insane, Kaoss, Sensible Madness, Svetlana, and Seabee…you people keep me laughing throughout my entire day at work. I scroll through all of the comments looking for just yours!