In honor of the 44th President of the United
States , Ice Cream has introduced
a new flavor: "
Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road
is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts
and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly
advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and
flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $82.84 per scoop....so out of a hundred dollar bill
you are at least promised some CHANGE..!

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful
cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and
given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet , no change, holding an empty
cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

Ever wonder what radio
station the bears and humans of BEARTOWN listen
to while on the internet? Why good old Country Music, of course,
on none other than: www.countrybear.com
Click here for
genuine real country.

MISSION

The purpose of
this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so
help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I
can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You
can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you
don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.