Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Doris Budgie says if I'm not going to go on a diet, at the very least I should have a new haircut instead of my boring old feathercut. But which to choose? Some of these look rather girly for a criminal mastermind...

Monday, February 19, 2007

Well, I made my way down to the chippy OK, but as Menaceman so astutely pointed out, the problem came when I finished scoffing my chippy tea and wanted to go back to my nest and sleep it off.I was stuck at the bottom of the hill!A passing farmer took pity on me and tried to give me a tow back up with his tractor. Unfortunately the tow rope broke and I hurtled back into the row of shops -which included my beloved takeaway - and I demolished half of Ducktown!The moral of the story is, see if your chippy will deliver to your door!I tried to put a link to a video of this historic event, but it didn't work, so you'll just have to use your imagination...

Monday, February 05, 2007

It suddenly dawned on me that THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO POINT in dieting until after Pancake Tuesday. So to solve the immediate problem, i.e. getting down to the chippy, I had a Brainwave. The chippy is at the bottom of a big hill, so all I have to do is borrow a couple of skateboards, strap one to each foot and zoom all the way down! What could possibly go wrong?