The Onion had a hilarious bit about "Black Man Gets Worst Job in Country" that included phrases like "the chance of success is so low that only one other person bothered to apply".

I'm not a supporter of ObamaNation, but there's a certain spin you can put on things like:

"Well, the country is going to Hell in a handbasket. Nutcases from Iran to North Korea are building nukes. Radical Islam is on the move. We've got a WOT in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the worst economic melt down since the Great Depression. Let's put the black guy in charge."