We have been stricken with a curse from the Lord Almighty-ah! plays organ riff

We have been afflicted by a pasta-loving heathen-ah! A danger to us! To lead us-ah away from Heaven!His name-ah. Is Anonym! dramatic pause. Organ music starts up again

And it is in these dire times-ah! Where we cannot turn to our moderators to he-elp! The admins are only virtual creations. The true power comes with recieving Cheesus-ah! gospel singing begins in background.

So I ask you all! Will you throw away your life in sin and burn for eternity like Anonym! Or will you accept Cheesus as your Lord and Flavor-ah!? gospel choir holds on high note