Britney: Hey, what’s up?This is Brit and I’m not in right now,So do your thang, beep?Ha, ha, ha…I’m just kidding

(Tone beeps)

Guy: (Scuffs)Yo Brit, you’re a nerd!You really need to change that message.But I was thinking about that movie we saw the other night.You know how she had all that fame and all that money,But she still wasn’t happy!Wouldn’t that make a cool song?