June 15, 2005

Below, you will see moblogging posts of my day from 1:30 PM until about 7:37 PM. If this doesn't bore the shit out of you, and make you want to read something else (my new book perhaps?), nothing else will.

If I am not boring you sufficiently, you can always play the cow.It's not only boring, but addictive.

This is all the Moblogging I will be doing before I tour. But I think it will come in handy while on the road and today was a good test run.

It's also why I started this blog. I probably shoudn't, but I am going to clumsily document what it's like to be the guy behind the card table with a stack of books that he desperately needs to sell. You know the guy in the bookstore that everyone is ignoring while they slurp on their Frappucinos and browse through the DVD section.

Who even goes to booksignings these days? I do sometimes, but I can count those "sometimes" on one hand. And I am a huge reader. I mean, I have a costly book habit equivalent to some friends' drug habits. So if I have only gone a handful of times, what does that say about the less-addicted reading population?

Actually, typing this is making me so nervous that I justthrew up in my mouth a little. Be back later.