A female who has the following combination of qualities: unnatractiveness, portlyness, sexually depraved, yet in constant desire of sexual attention despite these qualities. It is also important to note that these are the type of females no one cares about, in general.

"Dude, there are so many smail at this party, we are like sex icons." "Hey, did you end up hooking up with that smail last night?" "Yeah, I ejaculated all over her smaily face and body, just to piss her off." "You SHUTUP and take it like a SMAIL!"

a girl who doesn't matter, almost always overweight and usually ugly

I'm so tired of my Amy, I'm just going to get drunk and hook up with some smail.

Abbreviation of Snail Mail, referring to postal mail delivered by angry men in blue shorts.

Wiki information Smail:

Smail

Smail-3 is a mail transfer agent used on Unix-like operating systems. It is Free Software and is licensed under the GNU GPL but it is not a part of the GNU Project and it is not owned by the Free Software Foundation. It aims to be a general and...

Smail Morabit

Professional Association Football Player, Football player, Person, Measured person, Athlete

Smail Morabit is a French-Moroccan football player, who currently plays for 1. FC Heidenheim.