Say What?"I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe's destiny." -- Michael Lohan, who also says he won't look at topless pix of daughter Lindsay in New York magazine

"For decorations, we put up penis balloons all over the place -- blue and white." -- Christina Aguilera details decorations for her son Max's bris

Chat Day: Cancel that 2 p.m. meeting. Why? You'll be here, at your desk, chatting with me and the rest of the celeb-amused in this week's edition of Celebritology Live.

'Lost' Night: Fire up the laptop and the TV at 8:30 p.m. to join the weekly "Lost"-watching open forum chat fest (the link will magically appear here at the appointed time). Fellow "Lost" overanalyzer Jen Chaney and I will be on hand doing our best to make sense of this week's episode.

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