I am a small brown bear
.... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy,
football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?

WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Daddy's back updayte: it waz so bad on Friday he cuddent go to werk. In fakt, he cuddent sit, stand, or moov left or rite. He jus lent agenst a stool an calld Mummy for help.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Daddy's bak is bad agen (see note, abuv.)

Arfter Mummy had carfterd him all day on Friday, he sed he waz sorry for not bein abol to go owt an get her enything for Valentine's Day. She waz ok abowt this, until I poyntid owt that it waz a bit like sayin "Sorry I cuddent get yu enything for Crissmoss but I waz ill on Crissmoss Eev." Since then, Mummy haz bin in a bit ov a mood. But it wassent MY falt. I don't kno wy Daddy keeps giving me that look.

Valentine's Day is for gerls reelly, so we boy Bears hav bin keepin low an avoydin it all. I think I better keep a low profile at the moment enyway, arfter wat I sed. It dident seem to go down too well wiv IVER ov them.

So we Bears got sum nappin dun, then sum TV, then sum groop scratchin, then sum nappin. Mummy woke us up for this foto. Cheek! We had to do sum mor nappin to mayke up for it.

Dilly an Chuck went all sissyfied wiv Valentine's stuff an nonsense. Pah!

Mummy haz been sharing sum choklits that Chuck got Dilly. I don't understand Mummy. She sed she dident want eny choklits for Valentine's cos she is on a diet. But becos nowun got her eny, this haz mayde her depresst, wich she sez haz mayde her eet choklit, wich is Daddy's falt for not gettin her eny, eevn tho she told him not to.

11 comments:

BobWhat a cunundwum..it's hawd to figoowe giwls out I know being one..sometimes we give mixed messages, heheheNEVEW listen to a giwl who says she doesn't want chocklits, ow jewelwy ow flowews..in that case No aways means you should have thought of it fiwst and of couwse I want some, but if I have to ask fow it it's no good..unnewstand??hope you had a gweat napsmoochie kissesASTA

I know we ladies over romanticize but that's how we are. Mummy I understand I sent many many cards and received only one and a male rejection slip three weeks ago. i fought hard not to go under on that special romance day,.Going fo r ice cream now !!!

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A note on "Bear English"

Some people have written to me to say that they can't read my blogs cos ov my Bear English. We do spell some things differently, mostly phonetically. Sorry. We also say 'der' for 'the' and 'dat' for 'that'. To try to make it easier for you, I am now trying to remember to use "th" insted. But my oldest posts will stay mostly in the original Bear English.... Please "BEAR" wiv me. If you can't read me, please come back wiv a good strong cup ov tea an a choklit biskit, an try den! I mean THen!
(It's the polar bear influence, you see, because in Icelandic the 'th' sound is spelt with a 'd'.)