TAKEN 2 Domestic Trailer!

I can't see this where I'm at - the computer I'm working off of right now is a piece of crap. But I still know how to embed, so here goes - this, courtesy of Yahoo, is the new TAKEN 2 trailer, which opens this October. We'll all see it because Liam Neeson is awesome. Here it is:

It needs the Dragster Wave as the background music. That music is instantly recognizable with the first film because that trailer was one of the best trailers made in years. This is like making a Superman trailer without Williams' Superman Theme in the background.

This could be a retread of the first one. Seems like a similar premise.
Will still give it a shot. Liam has proved his worth as the thinking-man's action hero with, "Unknown", "The Grey", and "The A-Team".

I get tired of seeing this same guy from snatch cast as the Russian general or whatever the fuck he plays. Can't we get a villain closer to Liam's age? How about raph fiennes as villain? Someone with menace! Or the lizard guy from spiderman?(Rhys) This guy is a bearded and shabby mess! I demand a reshoot!

Yep that bearded Rasputin looking fucker is hopefully going to die horribly.
Personally id like to see him swilling vodka and then Neeson flicks a lit match at his face and his beard lights up like a bonfire.

Tagline for the film: 'We blow shit up and give AICN Talkbackers endless opportunities to recycle Taken 2...Whatever jokes' <p>
'Voiceover' - just wait till we release the inevitable 3rd to pad out a trilogy boxset. YOU'LL GET TO HEAR THEM ALL AGAIN!!!

Once Neeson offs the boss, He'll just straight up go after the SONS! I'm down because I freaking loved Taken & I can't wait to see Neeson kick some more ass in this one.
Even though the line of "You're Mother's going to be Taken" cracks me up. In the 3rd one who's going to be Taken then. Point is I'm pumped to see this.

'Listen carefully, Famke Janssens bra is about to be Taken' <p>
Neeson from minute one just kills everyone he sees? His doctor. His wife. His daughter. Then the second half could be some meta critique where he kills the cameraman, director, key grip and runs out of the studio and it becomes a shakey cam cop drama where the police have to track down a disturbed rambling Liam Neeson.

The bad guys would find themselves in far less trouble with Neeson if they explained that he could have Maggie Grace back after they'd worn out all her holes.
I like how Neeson doesn't seem to recognise her at the beginning of the trailer, as if he doesn't quite know who she is until he sees her running.

After X-Men: First Class where he is making out with an imaginary Emma Frost. Still this trailer is pretty cool. It's going to be a silly action film that I will see. Liam Neeson action star makes me really happy.

sadly this is where Take3 might go, him talking people through his rescue. You can have the whole phone monologue go on for the whole movie. But please, no shia, ffs. Still wondering why he isnt in expendables........he is getting close to norris country......as far as badassness........if they ever did a team up movie, the bad guys would be like "really, those two together? alright lets pack this up early, we are done here......"

This flim, yes, flim, needs a rewrite. When Qui Gon Ghul alerts his daughter that they are indeed in a sequel, he should say, "Your mother's about to be taken... again." And as he says this, he should slowly turn to face the audience, breaking the 4th wall, then all the guys in the scene should move into frame and start staring at the audience and smiling, then the camera crew, sound, craft services, random passers guy, and a cgi Jar Jar Binks. All of them staring and grinning at the audience dumb enough to actually see it.

Cause Liam's goin' kill that whole GOD DAMN FAMILY AND SHIT ON THEIR GRAVES!!! FUCK! Even the mothers and the daughters in that family are goin' to GET THEIR FUCKIN' THROATS SLIT!!! AND THE DOG--THE DOG IS GOIN' GET SET ON FIRE AND USED AS IMPLEMENT OF TORTURE!!! HOO RAH!!!!

...not too far, but just enough to make it worth a look...
1. Famke. Still one of the most gorgeous women in cinema.
2. Written by Luc Besson.
3. Rade. Rade is awesome in everything and makes a perfect antagonist.
I'm kinda stoked for this now.