A debut piece for the excellent Sabotage Times website in which I set out three not entirely serious suggestions for how they might sort out their widely reported though fervently denied tiff, as well as breaking the extraordinary story as to who will become England's Test player #666...Read more here...

"Oh my, what a debacle it has been! They might
has well have been playing in chinos, so relentlessly village has it been. However,
as the sage Mr Kipling counseled: 'Would you like a slice of Bakewell tart to
take the pain away?' He also said (and I paraphrase), there’s no good reaching
for the happy juice just cos you’ve won a game of cricket."