I’m too lazy to write a real “about” section, so just google my nickname and you’ll find plenty of other junk to keep you occupied. Foreeever. I hope you’re not bored enough to slodge through it all.

(I don’t know what “slodge” means, but it seemed to be the appropriate word in this case.)

I make websites and I like getting paid for it, but I’m too lazy to do any more now because I already have a job and am currently working on a few websites. If you really want me—a webmaster of the highest degree of non-professionalism—to help you with a website, you’ll have to pay me lots of money, like enough so that I can take a vacation to Oslo.