Dora Really Sucks at Riding Jack-a-lopes

ME: Dora, look at that pack of cute foreign dudes over thereDora: I hope we see some lizards today.Me: You would want to see something so stupid.

Just then, our Jack-a-Lope tried bucking us off.

And Dora fell.

Little Girl: Mommy, why is Dora with that lady?Mom: Because that lady probably wants to be a Mommy like me, but can’t find a husband because she’s a tomboy. That’s why little girls should play with the dolls their Mommies buy them and not their brother’s dumptrucks, right Mackenzie?Little Girl: Right, Mommy.

Me (to Dora): Why do you have to embarass me everywhere we go? I mean, even a kid could ride a jack-a-lope