New Hemp Fleece Jackets & Free Holiday Voodoo Dolls

Gifts for those you love — and hate! Plus, a shout-out to Betabrand’s favorite bagman.

When we set out to create this new zippered jacket, there were a couple of important things to consider.

Hemp fiber can be used to create a wonderfully soft and durable fleece.

Clothing made from hemp fabric always invites snickers.

Rather than fighting the inevitable, we asked our fashion engineers to create a Hemp Fleece Jacket that combined unparalleled quality with the most drug innuendo
possible. Consider the exquisite details listed below.

Made with a strain of hemp so potent, it had to be cut with cotton.

Can now be worn legally in Colorado and Washington State.

Has a street value at least 10 times the listed price.

Increases Domino’s-dialing dexterity and hand-pie coordination.

Totally made by elves and delivered by a magical bearded man in a sleigh — swear to God!

Bonus! The first 20 people who order will receive a complementary clean urine
sample.

Rest assured that our little San Francisco sew shop made this limited-edition batch of Hemp Fleece Jackets with with plenty of TLC — and also THC. Order yours today, only
at Betabrand.com.

Today Only: Free Holiday Voodoo Dolls

These horrifying holiday delights come complete with genuine voodoo-enriched pins, ensuring that all your
foes can be dealt with discreetly and painfully. Plus, they come in a variety of signature Betabrand
styles. Order yours for just $15 each, or get one free by doing this:

Watch as the price of that doll magically disappears at checkout! (One free doll per
order.)

Indulge your sadistic urge to skewer that special someone! (Note: These dolls really do come with pins — small,
very sharp pins. Please be careful!)

The Face That’ll Grace 1,000 Bags

Congratulations to mighty Joe Yung of San Francisco, winner of our B The Bag Contest. This B-Glassed photo of a
younger Yung and his brother will be the main image on 1,000 Betabrand mailer bags, beginning next year.

Remember, you can always snag instant 10% savings when you create a B-Glasses image on our site using the Model Citizen app. Save 20% if you already own some Betabrand stuff!

Other Recent Breakthroughs

Our hardworking fashion scientists unveil thrilling new inventions every week! In case you missed some of
’em: