To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my crack investigative skills to determine that everyone is getting fucked up and having a good time. At one point, Ri-Ri personally served cognac. One of the writers, Julieanne Smolinski, has a quick Q&A posted already about the in-flight bacchanal, and many of the journalists are diligently tweeting.

Oh, I saw this movie, this is the one where a coked-up Denzel Washington lands the plane safely, but then they find out he was on drugs and he gets in trouble.

Like your least favorite aunt and her second husband, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have apparently been sleeping in separate beds for "a very long time" and it's catching up with them: the two may have cancelled their winter wedding. "Britney doesn't think Jason is any fun and resents him because he acts more like a second father than a romantic partner, or equal... Jason feels like he is Britney's babysitter." The two are telling their friends that the wedding was postponed, but their friends kind of think it won't ever happen. RIP, Britwick. [Radar Online]

24-year-old beauty pageant contestant Allyn Rose, who will represent Washington D.C. in January's Miss America pageant, is undergoing a preventative double mastectomy. Having lost her mother to breast cancer when she was sixteen, Rose plans to have the surgery after her local duties as Miss Washington DC are over next June (or, should she win the title of Miss America, when her national duties are over next January). [People]