<div dir="ltr">Dear Noisebridge, <div><br></div><div style>The kittens need your help!</div><div><br></div><div style>At the Kansas City gigabit hackathon I have found some of the brightest minds and the most serious pitches. But its mostly sort of boring, and none of it involves kittens. As we all know, kittens make up the backbone of the internet. </div>

<div style><br></div><div style>To remedy this dire situation, I have teamed up with Josh from Cow Town Computer Congress Kansas City (CCCKC) and we're going to make a web page with so many kittens that it will crash any browser using a regular broadband connection. </div>

<div style><br></div><div style>This will be an effective demonstration of gigabit broadband because the web page simply will not work. Unless you have so much internet that no one knows what to do with it, in which case you can see all of the kittens. </div>

<div style><br></div><div style>If this works, we can expect public demand for gigabit connections to sweep the globe. If you have any experience with scraping images or building terribly inefficient HTML pages, please let us know. </div>