Would-be bounty hunters take note: There is now an active arrest warrant in India for Porsche CEO…
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Having watched many hours of Bollywood, I know that this is just a romantic interest, three karate fight scenes, and ten musical numbers away from turning Porsche CEO Mattias Müller into the devil-may-care star of a bad boy hit movie, but Spiegel Kerrigan, Queen of Blades has a way to make this something bigger than that.

Would-be bounty hunters take note: There is now an active arrest warrant in India for Porsche CEO…
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Picture this. Mumbai, 3 a.m. Müller and his execs aka Müller's Eight just entered the Indian border through the docks. They're all holding suitcases, looking badass. Suddenly Indian special forces bust through and start shooting everyone. "TO ZE CARS" yells Müller and they all open up their suitcases and unravel Uzis. They make their way to the containers and open them up. Indian special forces are wondering where they went, radio chatter is going insane and then they all hear the sound of engines revving up. Everyone converges on the containers just as nine Porsche 911 turbos in different colors fly out of the docks and into Mumbai streets.

Indian Special Forces all jump into their Tata Nanos (ISF's official vehicles) and chase them. But just before ISF gets out of the docks, the entrance is blown up. On the other side of the street, on top of a building stands Danny Trejo with a detonator. "Now we're even." says Trejo over Müller's comm and disappears.