Superman: I tried to resist...but Disney is just too powerful, even for me.

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Superman: You've got the wrong Superman. Routh was peeping on Lois, not me!
I'M NOT A CRAZY PERVERT, I'M SUPERMAN!!!

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I tried telling them that too buddy. But don't worry, I have a plan for us to escape.

What plan?
I'm going to blast us out of here and we'll get safely to -

Did you just transform into Han Solo?!!!

No...

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I'm sorry Boy, but Christopher Nolan just won't accept you. NOW GET LOST!

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Superman: Just because I don't have underwear, it shouldn't mean I should be arrested for indecent exposure!

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Oh? What was that? Still complaining about my hair/height/build/chin/costume/age/nationality or some other miniscule detail that no one who has ever gotten laid would give a sh** about? Well then, perhaps you would have preferred something like this:

Yeah. That's what I f**king thought. Be happy with what you got, b**ch.

Oh? What was that? Still complaining about my hair/height/build/chin/costume/age/nationality or some other miniscule detail that no one who has ever gotten laid would give a sh** about? Well then, perhaps you would have preferred something like this:

Yeah. That's what I f**king thought. Be happy with what you got, b**ch.

Oh? What was that? Still complaining about my hair/height/build/chin/costume/age/nationality or some other miniscule detail that no one who has ever gotten laid would give a sh** about? Well then, perhaps you would have preferred something like this:

Yeah. That's what I f**king thought. Be happy with what you got, b**ch.