This isn't what I planned, you're more demanding that I thought
And I am flakier than dandruff
I want to hold your hand and look outlandish together
And perpetuate propaganda

But what now?
What then?
I'll blubber to my friends and let them say
FUCK MEN!
By that they mean you
How rude
FUCK THEM, right?
But what should I expect?

What then?
I'll blubber to my friends and let them say
FUCK MEN!
By that they mean you
How rude
FUCK THEM, right?
But what should I expect?

I know the stalker thing's a pretty bad plan
But I'm just a little girl and I'm your number one fan
And everybody tells me you're a grown ass man but
I know how to handle you

The stalker thing was a pretty bad plan
But I'm just a little girl and I'm your number one fan
And I know that you're a grown ass man but
I know how to handle you

My fans enable me and kissing your butt
And then everybody little kiss is a publicity stunt
And you say, "Kitty is you trickin', or what?"
I'm a flinch and I'm a stick in the mud

All I talk about is rhymes, though
Cause what is there to say when we're sleeping in different time zones?
Fucking tour from California, VermontAnd like ooh ooh ooh, you’re the one that I want
We talk a little, then eventually stop so
You’re the one that I want
Why the fuck are you the one that I want?