A London-based translation firm is offering up their services to soon-to-be parents so they can find out every possible meaning of their obscure baby name in different languages. And it only costs 1,000 pounds—roughly $1,600. They claim they will most likely appeal to celebrities (no kidding).

According to the story, Suri means "pickpocket" in Japanese, "turned sour" in French, and "horse mackerels" in Italian...very interesting. I bet Tom and Katie had no idea. I still like the name Suri, though. These weird translations haven't turned me against it!

Would you ever fork over that much cash to find out what a name meant in every language, or do you think it's a waste of time and money?