Cowntess

A life-sized, talking cow that spoke in an elegant accent. One time she told Pee-Wee she was going to see a National Geographic special about India, as cows are revered there. Another time she offered to be Cowboy Curtis' date, rehearsing before his real date with Miss Yvonne, as Cowboy Curtis was intimidated by the fairer sex.

Another episode revealed that she was attending a tea party with several other elegant farm animals.