anthropomorphism: personifying or attributing human characteristics to an animal or other non-human being.
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Monday, February 23, 2009

The OSCARS

Oh hi. Um, Wally told me yesterday that THE OSCARS were going to be on and I was TOTALLY excited about being on teevee. But then I was watching and, like it was all a bunch of dudes in penguin suits and sparkly ladies. Where are THE OSCARS??? I know you are probably as disappointed as I was so, without further ado, THE OSCARS!

Eating my ma ape.Clean teeth, huh?

See my AWESOME feets?

Belly up!Oops. No, in spite of the dooface, this one is The Ethel.

And then I heard that Wall-y won an Oscar for Animated Feature which was confusing cuz he told me he had to take me, Oscar, because he LOST a poker game. Confusing.

And then I heard Some Dog won an Oscar? And they're some dog millionaires? Oh I want to live with THOSE dogs!

OscawIt suwe was confoosing..it should have been all about you..those teef, those toes, that face..stoopid mixed up hoomans.and Walle wasn't even the weal Wally.howwible planning on the comittees pawt..let's hope they wemedy it next yeaw and send you some of the wesidooals fwom the millionaiwe doggiessmoochie kissesASTA

Give me a bunch of Oscar Bean Super Teens any day over that show they had no right to call the Oscars! By the way, where did you get that last photo of Wally? It's hilarious! You teeth, feetsies, and juicy schnoz were much more fun to watch.