Hope there be no Welshmen here, as they may ask me of the sheep's whereabouts...

BAAAAAAA!!!!

I think the silliness of the membership here is a simple enough thing to determine....

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

Arrrrrrr...that be a good bit o speculashun matey...twood work no doubt...however there was that toim when we rubbed Fish Head Stew on the deck ta clean off the blood and gore...we had ta get a new deck!

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.