Michael Gove ate my Javelin.

Athletes gathering at the Olympic village were shocked and surprised to hear allegations from the Manager of the Cameroon team ,that Michael Gove had eaten a star athletes javelin. When asked to comment an anonymous source said Gove had not grabbed a cheap headline in a few days and this was an attempt for him to show he was relevant and in touch with the demands of an ever changing multicultural world. Somewhat more sombrely an on duty police officer who wishes to remain in the pay of the Rupert Murdoch felt “Mr Gove was clearly worse for wear when he put the Javelin in his mouth”. It is believed that David Cameron is not unduly worried by these high jinks and and sees this sort of horseplay as proof of the big society in action.