I Don't Want to Go to Heaven. None of My Friends are There T-Shirt

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I really don't want to go to heaven at all. Yeah eternal bliss is pretty good I guess but judging by all my friend, they aren't going to heaven. They are going to HELL so I am pretty sure that's where the party is at. So why would I want to abandon all those closest to me.