You are dead now. Lol jk. You fell into a lake and somehow lived. What do you do now?

Cry

I think I deserve a chocolate.

Go tell EVERYONE!

Go home and dry off. Its not that big of a deal.

On the way home, that girl who always teases you (and you've been wanting to one-up her for a while) walks up to you and says "Why are you all wet? HA! Did you fall in the pool? In the middle of winter? Poor baby! How did you manage that?" And she laughs. What do you say?