Honestly, if I was the owner of that Dominos, I'd just give him back the money. It's like $10.

But I'd also make a huge showing of the refund (e.g lots of people, giant novelty check, video cameras, balloons, etc) -- basically turn it into a publisher's clearing house ceremony, except the guy is getting $10 with "refund for our pizza burning your genitals after you tried to make love to it" in the Memo line.

balki1867:Honestly, if I was the owner of that Dominos, I'd just give him back the money. It's like $10.

But I'd also make a huge showing of the refund (e.g lots of people, giant novelty check, video cameras, balloons, etc) -- basically turn it into a publisher's clearing house ceremony, except the guy is getting $10 with "refund for our pizza burning your genitals after you tried to make love to it" in the Memo line.

Post the video on YouTube for everyone to enjoy as well. And make sure the Memo line is written in non-erasable ink.

balki1867:Honestly, if I was the owner of that Dominos, I'd just give him back the money. It's like $10.

But I'd also make a huge showing of the refund (e.g lots of people, giant novelty check, video cameras, balloons, etc) -- basically turn it into a publisher's clearing house ceremony, except the guy is getting $10 with "refund for our pizza burning your genitals after you tried to make love to it" in the Memo line.

sdd2000:balki1867: Honestly, if I was the owner of that Dominos, I'd just give him back the money. It's like $10.

But I'd also make a huge showing of the refund (e.g lots of people, giant novelty check, video cameras, balloons, etc) -- basically turn it into a publisher's clearing house ceremony, except the guy is getting $10 with "refund for our pizza burning your genitals after you tried to make love to it" in the Memo line.

Better yet do an ad campaign of "our customers love our pizza"

Now that the dairy industry is giving up the milk mustache ad campaign, Domino's missed their chance to do a crossover promotion. Some guys has sex with a pizza, then the camera pans up to his face all covered in white. Creepy smile included.