Kittyboymuffin wrote:Reminds me of someone who decided to go to a Halloween party wearing only a pair of sweatpants. He said he was going as a premature ejaculation. "A what?" "I just came in my pants."

I was going to a straight nightclub with my boyfriend to dance and this one bouncer would keep kicking me out for dress code violations. The first night I was told boys can't wear tank tops with vest. So I went and bought a girl's T-shirt with really short sleeves so I was technically not violating the no-sleeves rule. The next night he told me my sleeves were too short for a boy and wouldn't let me in the club. So I went and bought a girl's shirt with sleeves so long they needed holes in them for my thumbs to stick out. Then I decided to really mess with his head by showing up in a sports bra and open shirt. He didn't kick me out for any dress code violations that night. I think given how I retaliated against them when they didn't like how I was dressed they didn't want to see what I would show up in if they kicked me out for wearing that outfit.

So after showing up three times rocking the open shirt and sports bra look without being tossed for violating dress code I now officially declare sports bras as boy wear.