Job Seeker: I am just calling to inquire about my application status for job number JC24 that I applied for two weeks ago.

Employer: Oh yes! We are still reviewing all the applications, but your application is in the final stages of review with three others for this position. We will be notifying everyone this week with our final choice.*hangs up*

*looks at the person they hired for that position last week and laughs*

Letter from - Tantasqua School DistrictSubmitted by - ChristopherLast updated on 10/21/2014

And the letter reads:

Hi Christopher,

I was going to follow up with a phone call, but I will respond by email.
After careful consideration, I felt that you were not the best fit for the job.
Good luck in your job search.