YOU BUNCH OF DIRTY WANKERS, PACK UP AND LET'S GO!
-GRAB A BOTTLE OF MOXIE, WE'RE HEADING TO A SHOW
BETTER MAKE SURE YOU BRING ENOUGH, FINDING THIS PLACE WILL BE TOUGH
-I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE LATE, WE'RE HEADING SOUTH ON THE INTERSTATE
PULL OVER HERE, I WANT TO SEE THE GREAT ZAMBIBI!!
-YOU WASTED 15 MINUTES IAN, GET BACK IN THE CAR YOU WEENIE!

PINKO MOXIE ARMY!!!!!
A BOTTLE IN EACH HAND! (HEY, HEY, HEY!)
PINKO MOXIE ARMY!!!!!
WE EVEN DRINK IT ON THE CAN! (HEY, HEY, HEY!)
PINKO MOXIE ARMY!!!!!
WE BUY IT BY THE CASE! (HEY, HEY, HEY!)
PINKO MOXIE ARMY!!!!!
THE DRUMMER CAN'T STAND THE TASTE!

ON YOUR WAY TO THE STORE, WE'RE OUT AND I WANT MORE!
-IAN AND BILL GOT THE LAST, JOSH IS GONNA KICK OUR ASS!
GUESS WHAT GUYS WE'RE LATE, BUT THE SHOW HASN'T STARTED YET
-WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR P.A., AND THEN WE'RE GONNA PLAY
WE SET UP ALL OUR GEAR AND TURN TO FACE THE CROWD
-WE'RE GONNA PLAY REAL FAST, AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY REAL LOUD
FOR THE PRICE OF GAS, WE SET THE PLACE ON FIRE
-AND WE DO IT FOR LESS, ACTION BOYS FOR HIRE!