"Come, comrade space worker! Help crush the imperialist American pigdogs wearing their blue jeans and listening to their rock and roll while we strive to increase production on our vaguely Giger-esque bubble living quarters!"

A Ukranian friend says it reads "Happy New Year." The Santa-ish fellow is Grandfather Frost. The woodland animals are visiting from an episode of "South Park," and have terrible plans for the little cosmonaut.