About Us

Data.... The final legacy. These are the pioneers of Offworldbackup.com. Their continuing
mission, to establish new secure datacenters on new worlds, to seek out faster transmission
speeds; new encryption protocols; and impossible uptimes. To boldy save what no
one thought could be saved.

Armed with nothing more than Sonic Screwdrivers, ARC Reactors and the power of their
will, mind and sense of humor thay have given humanity one last gift and hope in
these dark days. There are too many people to thank, and not enough time to thank
them. The teams they led have worked tirelessly and so, they leave unto us ....
immortality (sorta).

Self taught for his entire life, Ben began his training at the age of 7 upon reading
Einstein's "Ist die Trägheit eines Körpers von seinem Energieinhalt abhängig?" and
the Theory of Relativity. Ben began integrating his own theories on space time in
his thesis entitled "Light Speed: Whatever!" to public acclaim. At the age of 17,
he launched his first FTL satellite, which was unfortunately destroyed when a rogue
graviton pulse from a solar flare collapsed its flux capacitor. At the age of 19,
he invented Magneto Plasmic Repulsar Field technology on a dare. On the cutting
edge of FTL(Faster than Light) communication and travel, Ben has been integral in
making sure our data centers and Schroedinger Satelite network have an up time of
103.14%

Tony MoyDirector of Public and Extraterrestrial
Relations

After getting his PhD. in Xenobiology from Miskatonic University, Tony went on to
get an MBA in Public Relations from Harvard. With his experience as NASA's frontman
in Martian territorial negotiations, he has made an excellent addition to the Off World
Backup Team. In his spare time, Tony dabbles into Xenolinguistics and speak fluently
in over 18 languages (42 if you count interplanetary dialects), including Klingon,
Kree, and Navi. He recently published a book of Klingon love poetry called "SoH
'oH wIj Targh". As a side note, Tony once bit a radioactive spider, giving it the
proportionate powers of a human.

Malerie KaplanDirector of Interstellar
Networks

Malerie's love of encryption began at a young age when she realized that she and
her twin could make their plans to sneak out of the house in front of their parents
with no repurcussions -- no small feat when both your parents have double PhDs in
Math and Encryption. As the inventor of the Quantum Bilateral Encryption scheme
used at Off World Backup, she is the only person who can claim to have created an
encryption scheme that has survived an extraterrestrial cracking attempt.