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If I could be King of the world for a day, I'd order that this poem be rendered into a song. Probably a loud Sousa march or an annoying polka or something accompanied by bagpipes. Then, any time someone used phrases like "make our Faith more relevant to the modern world" or "meet people where they are," I'd order this song be played. Loudly. And I'd order that everyone in the immediate vicinity turn their back on the person using the offending phrase.