Lucidz:DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

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She might as well be a shoggoth.

Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop//who knows what she really even looks like...

You want nipples? I can photoshop you nipples, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe meHell, I can photoshop you nipples by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with piercings. These f*cking amateurs...