I haven't given up my bikini yet. I keep thinking it will make me work out. But shockingly it doesn't. I just still keep reaching for the next Oreo. I guess that's why I'm what "Eat Pray Love" would call "fake thin".

girlfriend...i have hair EVERWHERE. i keep trying to convince my husband that sex could be down right dirty - if he'd spring for FULL BODY LASER HAIR REMOVAL for me.

it could be a win-win i'm thinking. i never have to spend 2 hours in the tub with my legs behind my head trying to catch ass hairs before they begin to creep out my pants leg and he - could get real-live porno!

I can understand the scar, the hair, the paleness...but 50 pounds? On YOU!? You barely weighed 50 pounds to beign with! You are one slender mama, and that you cannot deny. You look awesome. I think you stole my beach look from 1986....

oh...i forgot to mention that the show baby borrowers premieres tonight june 25th at 9pm on nbc for those of you who want to watch it...it's a great show for moms like us...i highly recommend it...to learn about parenting...:)

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