HEY HEY HEY: just in case someone didn't notice, this is a joke. A joke that compiles to JavaScript, but a joke after all. 28th of December is the day when we celebrate "the Feast of the Holy Innocents" in Spain and it's basically our excuse to come up with pranks and jokes. Think April's Fools.

Major browser vendors have already been working with our massively distributed team (of just one person) to ensure perriscript mode is ON by default when you run a browser localised to Spanish. You don't even need to include a perrictive, as in

'use perri';

as you would need to when willing to enter Strict or asm.js mode---your Spanish localised browser already breaths perriscript from the very instant you launch it.

All other browser versions will just run perriscript code at 1% of speed, to account for the confusion the JavaScript engine will incur on when confronted with .PJS code ("did they mean Pyjama Script or what? do I JIT it or throw an exception?").

Some early testers have reported intermittent happenings of an Easter egg whenever they barked "GUAU GUAU GUAU" at their webcams ferociously enough while also focusing on projecting the mental image of a doge in the triangle formed by their eyebrows and the space about their noses, but no one has been able to confirm the truth of, or categorically deny, these statements.

Please file a bug if you are able to reproduce such incident, as chocolate eggs are not suitable for doges and even less for perris.