SHAMPOO... alright, gotta clean your hair.
CONDITIONER... gotta make it shine, I getcha.
OLIVE OIL... of course, since it's good for the hair and skin.
PEANUT BUTTER... um... what? Protein? I... what?
MUSTARD... okay, just what the **** girl.
KETCHUP... god damn it, I thought you were a sexy girl, not a hot dog.
CHIPOTLE SAUCE... okay, you're a spicy hot dog.
MILK... sweet monkey Jesus and gorilla Mary, you need help!
CORN FLAKES... er... random useless fact about how they were once marketed to help chronic masturbation?
CHEESE... okay, I understand the concept of cereal and milk, but cheese and corn flakes?
SPAGHETTI SAUCE... I kind of want to eat you now.
SPAGHETTI-Os... my god, I'm starving.
POPCORN... I'd totally hit that.
MAYONNAISE... Still would hit that.
SPAGHETTI... Boners everywhere.
GROUND BEEF... Good god, I would band you harder than a screen door in a hurricane.
RED FANTA... Not my favourite flavour of fanta, but I would still totally do that food-covered minx without mercy.
CHERRY PIE... SHE'S NOW MY CHERRY PIE.