Comments on IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?TypePad2014-01-29T16:22:38ZMiamiHeraldhttp://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/tag:typepad.com,2003:http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2014/01/is/comments/atom.xml/Marquis de Sade commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a5115f0aea970c2014-01-30T13:22:42Z2014-01-30T13:22:42ZMarquis de SadeI have friends who call that foreplay.<p>I have friends who call that foreplay.</p>Meanie the Blue commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a5115eae40970c2014-01-30T00:46:43Z2014-01-30T00:46:43ZMeanie the BlueYou want cuffs with that?<p>You want cuffs with that?</p>funny man commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a3fcaf250f970b2014-01-30T00:12:59Z2014-01-30T00:12:59Zfunny manOfficer: Come here often? Male operator: Yes.<p>Officer: Come here often?</p>
<p>Male operator: Yes.</p>HogsAteMySister commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a73d6a2bf9970d2014-01-29T23:25:18Z2014-01-29T23:25:18ZHogsAteMySister http://hogsatemysister.comDifferent people react differently to the State of the Union speech.<p>Different people react differently to the State of the Union speech.</p>Annie Where-but-here commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a73d6a104a970d2014-01-29T21:03:44Z2014-01-29T21:19:09ZAnnie Where-but-hereDon't do it in traffic, Steve. Remember what happened the last time.<p>Don&#39;t do it in traffic, Steve. Remember what happened the last time.</p>Steve commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a3fcaeffaf970b2014-01-29T20:56:38Z2014-01-29T21:19:09ZSteveOh, god. You made me click on a Breitbart link. Now I have to go scrub down with a Brillo.<p>Oh, god. You made me click on a Breitbart link.</p>
<p>Now I have to go scrub down with a Brillo.</p>PirateBoy commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a3fcaefe32970b2014-01-29T20:49:50Z2014-01-29T21:19:09ZPirateBoy"Tonight's special is jerked chicken." No thanks, I'll have the fish.<p>&quot;Tonight&#39;s special is jerked chicken.&quot;</p>
<p>No thanks, I&#39;ll have the fish.<br />
</p>Head_Smashed_In commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a5115e719d970c2014-01-29T19:33:32Z2014-01-29T19:33:32ZHead_Smashed_In"...but in terms of any public lewdness charge, he got off." Uhhhh-HUH!<p>&quot;...but in terms of any public lewdness charge, he got off.&quot;</p>
<p>Uhhhh-HUH!</p>wiredog commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a5115e6389970c2014-01-29T18:30:14Z2014-01-29T18:30:14ZwiredogApparently substances were involved.<p>Apparently substances were involved.</p>EyeGore commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a3fcaedd42970b2014-01-29T18:26:07Z2014-01-29T18:26:07ZEyeGoreI suppose he was chokin' the chicken...so to speak.<p>I suppose he was chokin&#39; the chicken...so to speak.</p>Annie Where-but-here commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a3fcaedc5f970b2014-01-29T18:23:11Z2014-01-29T18:23:11ZAnnie Where-but-hereWhy did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being choked.<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?</p>
<p>To avoid being choked.</p>Gargoyle Socks commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a5115e5906970c2014-01-29T17:47:16Z2014-01-29T17:50:14ZGargoyle SocksFried chicken, sudden and violent vibrations. Who, among us, hasn't reacted similarly at some point?<p>Fried chicken, sudden and violent vibrations. Who, among us, hasn&#39;t reacted similarly at some point?</p>Cheesewiz commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a73d69d83e970d2014-01-29T17:07:23Z2014-01-29T17:07:28ZCheesewizhttp://profile.typepad.com/6p010536f48914970bRight out of the Eagles fan manual or man fanual if you prefer.<p>Right out of the Eagles fan manual or man fanual if you prefer. </p>Ms. Flukey commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a73d69d777970d2014-01-29T17:03:29Z2014-01-29T17:28:36ZMs. FlukeyThat's a hell of a way to signal a turn.<p>That&#39;s a hell of a way to signal a turn.</p>Annie Where-but-here commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a73d69d43b970d2014-01-29T16:50:32Z2014-01-29T17:28:36ZAnnie Where-but-hereSome people get more done before noon than I'm going to do all day.<p>Some people get more done before noon than I&#39;m going to do all day. </p>Omniskeptic commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a3fcaec4a1970b2014-01-29T16:45:27Z2014-01-29T16:45:30ZOmniskeptichttp://profile.typepad.com/josephmcconnellCome on up here and try that, Pal. It's 12°.<p>Come on up here and try that, Pal. It&#39;s 12°.</p>manual tomato commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a5115e4880970c2014-01-29T16:33:49Z2014-01-29T16:33:49Zmanual tomatocrash car into fried chicken restaurant strip naked masturbate strip naked masturbate crash car into fried chicken restaurant Getting his...<p>crash car into fried chicken restaurant<br />
strip naked<br />
masturbate</p>
<p>strip naked<br />
masturbate<br />
crash car into fried chicken restaurant</p>
<p>Getting his priorities straight should be at the top of his court ordered rehab to do list. </p>Todd commented on 'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e201a73d69cdd6970d2014-01-29T16:24:44Z2014-01-29T16:24:44ZToddLooks like Toronto's getting a new mayor!<p>Looks like Toronto&#39;s getting a new mayor!</p>