Forget partner Wynonna Judd. I don’t think anyone expected her to last long. Walking with purpose and steely faces can only take you so far on a dancing show.

But Tony has gotten the short end of the stick more that once. A quick look at some of his past “Dancing with the Stars” partners: Sara Evans, Leeza Gibbons, Jane Seymour, Kathy Ireland, Kate Gosselin (who lasted longer than Wynonna), Wendy Williams, Chynna Phillips and Martina Navratilova. OOF.

Sure, he won “All Stars” with Melissa Rycroft. But that’s little consolation. At least he won’t have to lug ol’ country gal and her lion’s mane around the floor for another week. I imagine it’s exhausting work, mostly because she looks so miserable every week. It’s impossible to tell if she’s about to cry or body slam someone

Also up for elimination this week were Lisa Vanderpump, likely getting the boot soon; and Andy Dick, who’s become unexpectedly endearing. D.L. Hughley continues to slide through for some inexplicable reason. Maybe the low scores and harsh words are inciting sympathy votes.

It’s the only explanation. Right?

Zendaya and Jacoby Jones are chosen “prom king and queen” by viewer tweets, adding two points to each of their final scores. As if they need it. “Bachelor” Sean Lowe lumbered through his “YMCA” cha-cha for the encore dance, chosen by drooling judge Bruno Tonioli. He joined Sean and Peta Murgatroyd onstage (UNNECESSARY VISUAL ALERT), gyrating bare-chested and in a leather jacket.

Huey Lewis & the News croaked through “The Heart of Rock & Roll;” and Demi Lovato, looking better than ever, debuted new single “Heart Attack.” (Why can’t she look this good on “X Factor?”) There was also a whole lot of pointless dancing and people we don’t care about and WHY IS THIS NOT 30 MINUTES.