Britney Spears writes poetry

Britney Spears posted a poem on her official site Saturday which she later took down and put back up. Sources are reporting that it’s directed towards Kevin Federline because it sounds angry and their marriage is supposedly on the rocks, but a note at the bottom of the poem says: “This is for everyone who thinks they know me…” and includes a shot of her and some girls giving the finger. Which I can only interpret to mean she hates her fans and wants them to leave her alone. And fuck off. And die. I guess I’d be pretty angry too if I was married to Joe Dirt and my plans to kill my baby were thwarted by that meddlesome paparazzi. I hear at the end they pull off her face and it was really just Old Man Jenkins all along.

We do know you Britney. You are of the species Whiteus Trashus. Your kind have an ingrained fondness for tractor pulls, NASCAR, WWE Wrestling, Cheetos, marijuana and incest. You generally make terrible parents, often successfully raising juvenile delinquents. The females tend toward either straight crackers or wiggers when seeking a mate. You practice poor hygiene and collect STDs like some people collect coins. Were it not for your substantial income (culled by the exploitation of America’s impressionable youth and the selling of your ass), you would be fat(ter), dumb(er), and happy in a double-wide. I won’t even address the artistic merit of the poetry (or lack thereof), but will address the hand gesture offered by you and your bought friends – fuck you, Britney, enjoy the downward spiral.

Okay… that’s a good way of being mean! She’s washed up, but most importantly… SHES A TERRABLE MOTHER!! She is by far the worst mother everywhere. Okay, I don’t “think I know her”, but I know the proof of photos.

There’s a picture of her giving the finger to her fans… but at the bottom it says…

Buy Britney’s fragerange, Curious.

The only thing I’m curious about is what kind of person would buy a product from her when she disrespects everyone who liked her at one point… Hmmm… maybe a bad carreer move? Pssibly… maybe a pub. stunt? Mosy likely.