But you suck one cock joke

Open the torrent once it's on your computer by just clicking it, and the computer will ask you something like "how would you like to open this file". A man walks into a bar in a strange town and he sits down, orders a drink and takes in the surroundings. When I was a kid… I was about 10… we had a really long hot summer and there was a hosepipe ban. I got so paranoid about terrorist attack that I started taking private jets and helicopters everywhere, just because I was so rich. And every time it happens, all the other readers immediately picture those people covered in bees. Just one species on the ark at the moment:

Quotes by comics

Did you blow your horn or anything? Check out which end of the broomstick she's riding. And why are you so worried about blue balls? You turn into a real beautiful woman. I wanted to be accepted and included because collegiality was praised above all else, and collegiality meant being asked to work on new projects. Apologize and wipe it off.

Doug Stanhope quotes and jokes

Do you know what I mean? Do not fly unless you absolutely had to. All comedians Top comedians Topics. And things like this come on the telly. He catches me looking and he does this.

What's five bad things about being a penis? Sometimes, people do it because they didn't realize the original joke was actually making the same point without coming right out and saying it point blank. Oh look at that fucking head. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I think this one is a bit more concerned than this one. Can you imagine the laborer trying that? What's the definition of eternity?