A 64-year-old Toronto man was charged with importing a controlled substance after a CSBA detector dog at Pearson Airport located two kilograms of coccaine in a cake that he had brought back from Trinidad and Tobago. In his luggage. I can see a couple of flaws in this plan already.

Isn’t sixty-four way too old to start being a drug mule? You’ve only got a year to rise through the ranks of organised crime and attract some blue-haired moll before you have to retire.