Stupid Client Quote #6021

Client decides they want a training based on the safety manual. The manual was written by their legal department, and includes instructions like the following: If you have an encounter a suspicious substance or item that is too large to place in a trashbag, place a piece of clothing or newspaper over it. Ummm...yeah, because the protective properties of newspaper are well documented.

Anyway, upon reviewing the storyboard one person commented that it seems very similar to the training manual in content. Yeah, because that's the content THEY provided.