Grannies in the Cellar

Submitted by Sean Smith from Camp Acahela

Grannies in the cellar
oh lordy cant ya smell her
cooking biscuits on that darn old greasy stove
in her eye there is some matter that keeps drippin in the batter
and she whistles whale the (sniff) goes down her nose

Chorus:
Down her nose, down her nose,
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose
in her eye there is some matter that keeps drippin in the batter
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose

Grannies in the cellar
oh lordy cant ya smell her
cooking grits on that darn old greasy stove
on her belly there's some zits that keeps poppin in the grits
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose

Chorus:
Down her nose, down her nose,
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose
on her belly there's some zits that keeps poppin in the grits
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose

Grannies in the cellar
oh lordy cant ya smell her
cooking crabs on that darn old greasy stove
on her elbow there's some scabs that keeps fallin in the crabs
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose

Chorus (same pattern as before):

Grannies in the cellar
oh lordy cant ya smell her
cooking cobler on that darn old greasy stove
her glass eye is a wabler and keeps fallin in the cabler
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose

Chorus (same pattern as before):

Grannies in the cellar
oh lordy cant ya smell her
cooking rice on that darn old greasy stove
in her hair there is some lice that keep jumpin in the rice
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose

Chorus (same pattern as before):

Grannies in the cellar
oh lordy cant ya smell her
cooking fries on that darn old greasy stove
in her belly there's a boil that keep oozin in the oil
and she whistles while the (sniff) goes down her nose