My crime today is that I have an alternative lifestyle where all people are robots,

Paula Hamilton

The ex-model, who had been drinking, ranted that she would not have been punished “if I was Miss Bridget Jones, lying on the sofa drinking wine”.

Hamilton punched the male officer in the garden at her cottage in Farnham Common, Bucks, after a worried friend rang 999 to say the star was threatening to kill herself.

She had downed a bottle of wine to drown her sorrows after splitting from a lover when she ran outside wearing just a coat.

She had bizarrely claimed she was just trying to give the police a sunflower to say sorry for them having been called out.

Speaking to reporters outside Aylesbury Magistrates’ Court, Hamilton, 52, said: “Because I’m an eccentric and I have a different lifestyle I’m treated like this.

Drunk

“My crime today is that I have an alternative lifestyle where all people are robots, everyone is bullied at school and everyone has their tiny bit of expertise.

“I’m pro-police but I’m now beginning to wonder how many days has the court wasted on me giving a flower to a policeman.”

She was found guilty of assault. Magistrate Ken Birkby said Hamilton was “highly emotional, swearing and drinking heavily” at the time of the spat on September 29.

Her lawyer said she decided to get drunk after the collapse of a relationship with a man she was “very much in love with”. He added the broke star had not received all of her pay from Celebrity Big Brother.

Hamilton said: “I’m off for the next two months not working due to my doctor, with no future work or contracts.”

Hamilton was the first housemate evicted from the latest series of CBB last month. She later went back to the house to pick the two “worst-dressed celebrities” for a makeover.