Describe your perfect first date: Christian Grey minus the creepy factor picks me up in a limo. He presents me with a dozen roses and a hand-knit scarf. We dine in an exclusive restaurant and Instagram ourselves so all my friends can see. #firstdate #magical. My hair is flawless. Afterwards, we sip daqueris in an even more exclusive bar. I win an award for my mad mixologist-photography skills, and am featured in a social media ad campaign with my handsome date beside me. #surprise. He takes me home and drops me off at the door with a passionate kiss while his driver snaps photos of us and uploads them to Twitter. #goodnight #hesmine.