Friday, July 13, 2007

The Phantom Menace

I, The Most Regal, Serene, Imperial, Royal, Majestic Highness have discovered a new menace to the world of kitties. This insidious intruder has made it's presence known in my home this very night, and I have squelched this attempted invasion, but feel it nessecary to warn all others about it, as it may be in your own home right now!

What you ask is this danger? The Humans call it "bubble wrap", but I know it is far more than some simple product used to protect things! This threat lurks in homes, and I believe it is storing data about all humanity in the innocuous looking "bubbles". I caught a piece of it drifting through my living room tonight, thus proving it's sneakiness! I subdued it with a strong pounce, a rapid fire series of bunny kicks and a BITE. Take note, and remember these moves in case the "bubble wrap" invades your home!

this does sound like a problem. i too have seen this "bubble wrap" invading my home but had not idea how big a threat it is. I will be very vigilant in destroying it whereever found. Thanks for the warning!

Your Majesty (is this your real name?), if one as high and exhaulted as yourself had to attack this menace alone it must be truly formidible? Don't you have 5 other cat minions and unknown number of bean serfs who are there to protect you? Couldn' t they be trusted? I am truly worried because I just am getting used to the idea of those cute deer actually being vishus. Bubble wrap?? Now the version that has been in my home resently has very very big bubbles. Momma takes her Swiss Army knife and stabs it hard in each of the bubbles, I'm talking about bubbles bigger than the size of my big handsome head. Is this sufficient enough an execution or must I use my very sharp teeth and claws to be rid of it.

:::whispering::::To tell you the truth I am not the violent type. I would rather leave that type of work to the women cats and beans. Some have been rude enough to say I am afraid of my own shadow. To this I say, "So what?" At least I'M alive.Curiously yours, Tyler

Tyler, yes, I do have 5 minions that do much of my bidding, the incident last night was both a teaching moment (They weren't familiar with the menace this "bubble wrap" can be!), along with self defense, I had just jumped to my favorite perch for an evening nap and it was there and came at me! I acted fast and subdued it, and then gave the younger cats a lesson about it. I have been aware of this menace for many years, I've seen my humans destroy the bubbles, but apparently the evil force is growing stronger and this piece evaded their notice! It has become stealthy, and can strike swiftly, we must always be on our guard and ready to destroy this enemy!Her Majesty

PS- in regards to your question about my name, no, Her Majesty is not my given name, but my formal title as the eldest member of The Feline Sextet, and my humans have called me that for a long long time,in fact, they rarely use the name they gave me, and of course, I have my Cat name that must never be divulged, but we all know about those, don't we!H.M.

About Me

We're a furever family of now 5 kitties after da loss of Her Majesty at not quite 14. The five of us lefts are age 8 (Girl, Miss M, she's shy and prim), 8 (Boy, Mr E, Miss M's littermate Brofur, he's a laid back, easy going guy), 8 (boy, Mr H, a Tuxie with a mind of his own!), 2 (Boy,Little B,a sweet,somewhat shy little guy) , and 2 (Little M, Little B's littermate Brofur, and a sassy, opinionated kitty!). We lives wif our Hooman Mommy and GranMeowmy, dey luvs us very much, and tells us so every day. We's 100% indoor kitties, and we's got a good life, efen if da hoomans don't spoils us as much as we fink deys should, (dey says we's furry furry spoiled,but we can always be more spoileds,right?)