11. The Red Wings didn't even get the chance to disappoint us this year.

12. Someone royally famous got knocked up but unfortunately it wasn't Pippa being knocked up by me.

13. I found out that my family was basically passed down in a will. #blackproblems

14. I missed a lot during these last few months. Well, at least I can say that I have grown as a person in ways that don't include getting fatter. I enrolled for spring classes and I'm finally able to grow decent facial hair.