There once was a man from Nantucket...
His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened.
A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants with oil. The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for the man wearing short pants.

So he decided to burn the pile, using the bucket's flamethrower. But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with Water (ironic, huh?) that alot of sharks and the still-beating heart of several million ducks that like to eat chease. Little did the ducks know the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank.

Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling "Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended. Then,another one rose from hell and then yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and, Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number. Then, the jell-o puddin' pops made a sandwich with TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that was pink and was apparently from Narnia (A land which doesn't exist.) this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was Transparent.