Knowing how much you guys love going ass to mouth, I dug up this new clip from The Human Centipede (The First Sequence). You remember, it’s that evil-scientist-creates-an-ass-to-mouth-human-centipede movie. The one that’s supposedly “100% medically accurate.” The new clip shows the two girls, played by Ashley Williams and Ashlynn Yennie (Ashley and Ashlynn, the names I plan to someday give my twin daughters in the hopes that they’ll follow in their mom’s footsteps at the Jacksonville Hooters) who wander into evil doctor Dieter Laser’s house. The girls, whose car has broken down, get a little creeped out by Dieter’s giant painting of siamese-twin blobs (foreshadowing!) on the mantel, but other than that he seems totally legit. In fact, I think I met this dude once on a vannin tour with Rooster and Trish. He was president of the New England Van Council, German delegation.

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The Mighty Feklahr personally wishes the truck driver would have made the cut. The look on them party girls’ faces when that day-old canned chili came through would be priceless!

04.14.10 at 5:32 pm

ChinoMoreno

Is it just me or is there no clip?

04.14.10 at 5:41 pm

Jacktion!

Is “mouth” such a dirty word that you can’t use it in the headline?

04.14.10 at 5:43 pm

Jacktion!

“Dieter Laser” is what I want to fire at Mike Myers.

04.14.10 at 5:45 pm

spazmodic

‘Ashley’. Such a pretty name.

04.14.10 at 5:51 pm

HoHosWeKnows

“you guys love going ass to mouth”

Pretty sure that’s the *definition* of love.

04.14.10 at 5:53 pm

ChinoMoreno

So, is this about the scat porn video 2girls1kraut?

04.14.10 at 5:53 pm

HoHosWeKnows

Brrrrrr–I accidentally clicked on the earlier post about this movie, replete with nightmare-fuel still pictures. Looks like I won’t be waiting for the Dancing With the Stars finale to jab icepicks into my eyes.

/jabs icepicks into eyes.

04.14.10 at 5:53 pm

spazmodic

Rooster and Trish are thinking of emigrating to Tasmania.

They heard it used to be called Van Demon’s Land.

04.14.10 at 5:56 pm

HoHosWeKnows

Ze German wants to go kristallnachtmund.

(That would be night of broken glass to mouth. Learn your history!)

04.14.10 at 5:56 pm

HoHosWeKnows

@azmo–you might have out-obscured me on puns. Nice.

04.14.10 at 5:58 pm

HoHosWeKnows

My car broke down outside Werner Herzog’s house. He filmed me for hours in 3D then screened the footage on Nic Cage’s forehead.

04.14.10 at 6:09 pm

Michelle07

Sounds to me like someone has Munchassen disease.

04.14.10 at 6:10 pm

Al

Can’t say I’m disappointed there is no vid for us canucks.

04.14.10 at 6:13 pm

spazmodic

Why did the invertebrate basketball team keep slipping on the court?

Because the centipede.

BONGGGG!

04.14.10 at 6:21 pm

Crapbasket

I wasn’t bothered by this until I learned that the middle one has a bleeding ‘roid. Eeeewwww!!

04.14.10 at 6:23 pm

Eibmoz

I so wish for a Glen “medically accurate” post on this. I miss him. There, I said it.

04.14.10 at 6:30 pm

Crapbasket

He’s from Oregon ya know.

04.14.10 at 6:31 pm

Crapbasket

In California this is known as a Mancinipede.

04.14.10 at 11:59 pm

superking

So is he gonna… Fuck it? Fuck the centipede? If so the dude part better be in the middle or he’s totally gay.