There is a new Halloween Haunt in Los Angeles this year. The arrival of the new Paranoia Haunted Attraction in the Santa Monica Place Mall fills an abysmal black void more terrifying than the Seven Gateways of Hell. But is Paranoia Haunted Attraction worth the ride out to Santa Monica? Read on to find out...if you dare!

Great news for fans of Halloween in Los Angeles: the deplorable vacuum that has existed on the Westside for years will finally be filled this fall by the Paranoia Haunted Attraction, a brand new Halloween event making its debut in 2012. Details are scarce, but there will be three mazes: “The Infirmary,” “Insomniac Clown Playhouse” and “Granny’s Manor of Mayhem.” Event producers Deep Lifestyle Group have put out a casting call. Currently, they are seeking: monsters and actors; attendants and hosts; hair and makeup artists; wardrobe managers; merchandising sales people; engineers, technicians, and laborers. You can apply by emailing jobs@paranoiahalloween.com.