This is Not a Sensible Way to Hitch a Ride

If you need to get somewhere inaccessible, a ride aboard a Sea Hawk helicopter is probably a good bet — but you’re probably better off getting inside. Just kidding: this is Naval Aircrewman Nicholas Farris, and he’s actually inspecting the tail rotor of the helicopter aboard the amphibious assault ship USS Wasp, rather than trying to hitch a ride. [US Navy]