LGF is full of anti-Israel posters like ProTardLiberal, James Firecat, Jimmah, Iceweasel, Dr. Lizardo and Curious Lurker. that is why I found it audacious of Charles to accuse LTC. Allen West of being an anti-Semite. Charles makes this accusation because West called a PJ Media staffer a Jewish American Princess.

The term Jewish American Princess specifically refers to a female snob who is of Jewish origins. It’s an insult used by many Jews themselves. Allen West is staunch of supporter of the state of Israel and is nowhere near a Jew hater.

If Charles wants to find anti-Semitism, he just needs to read comments on his own blog.

Charles is nothing but a shit-stirring asshole — an ignorant, petulant creep who throws feces like a monkey, just to see how it will irritate, annoy, aggravate and move the dull masses. As a man who was raised in a Judaic household with two JAPs [lovingly referred to as such] I say this:
Charles, you are not only stupid, but you are malignant. Fuck you.

I do marvel at people who think Colbert is hilarious. They inhabit a different plane of existence than the one upon which I live. To me, his act is so “One-Note Johnny,” and so painfully unfunny, I just cringe to watch him perform it again.

Such a way with words, this one. Hey Chunky when you’re trying to sound cool and hip you may want to avoid the words “ass” and “wind” side by side unless you’re going for parody. Because otherwise, you just said there’s a giant fart blowing through the streets of LA. Care to explain?

Quick little story: Out to eat with some family tonight, including a sis-in-law’s sister, a nice woman of about 45 years who has been married thrice, and is currently in-between hubbies. Seems she went for a colonoscopy recently, and she warned the doc that she had a high tolerance for sedatives due to her history of alcohol abuse (in remission), and a tendency to sleepwalk. He assured her everything would be fine.

She was in the middle of the exam, on the table with the probe fully inserted, nearly naked as I guess you would have to be, when she got up off the table and started for the door, declaring “I’m sick and tired of people fucking me up the ass!” I forgot to mention, she is a nurse, and one of the nurses in the room was a friend of hers, who made sure to tell her all about it later. The story has also gotten around the hospital where she works, which is kind of embarrassing, but she doesn’t really care. She’s a character, and she enjoys a good joke, even if it’s on her.

Chunk’s a Shao-Lin master in the Art Of Race War. The main tactic is to call everyone you disagree with a racist. That puts them on the defensive. Then you can go take a marathon shit or watch cable TV shows.

That whole game-plan of attacking every dissenter from the Obama Religion as a racist was cooked up by the Journolist asswipes, in conjunction with the Race Brothers™. It’s incredible how successful this vapid ploy has been, in shutting people up. The Race Card is a powerful trump card in America, especially for people in sensitive positions subject to popular opinion.

In the West thread there are several Lizards looking for work (Lidane, Kragar, Internet Tough Guy and maybe one other). Every one of them are blaming the “Job Creators” for being stingy, greedy or condescending in not recognizing their stellar resumes. Kragar is feeling betrayed by the IT industry’s original promises of job oppurtunity. Those lying IT bastards!

Hey Lizards. Obama already took credit for an economic recovery back in ’09.

Obama acknowledged that the positive economic signs do not include job growth; unemployment has increased to 9.8 percent, a 26-year high. But he said his stimulus plan has helped start a turnaround.

“Based on reports coming in from across America – as shovels break ground, as needed public servants are rehired, and as factories whir to life,” he said, “it is clear that the Recovery Act has now created and saved more than one million jobs.”

In the West thread there are several Lizards looking for work (Lidane, Kragar, Internet Tough Guy and maybe one other).

I’ve got some yardwork that needs doing, I can’t seem to find the time for. I’ll pay these folks handsomely for a day’s work, pruning, raking, re-seeding and cleaning up. How about $50 apiece? I’ll supply them with hot or cold beverages and a modest, Arizona-prison-style lunch at my own expense. Is Saturday okay, Lizturds?

Perhaps Kragar would be interested to know that Oblahblah pal Bill Gates is importing so many IT people from India on H1-B Visas that there’s practically a conveyor belt from Sea-Tac Airport to Redmond.

I do marvel at people who think Colbert is hilarious. They inhabit a different plane of existence than the one upon which I live. To me, his act is so “One-Note Johnny,” and so painfully unfunny, I just cringe to watch him perform it again.

Even someone in LGF comments noticed he doesn’t really stay in character even. He’s supposed to be parodying a Bill O’Reilly type pundit. But he ends up just tag teaming with Stewart on anti-GOP snark that just seems negative. I think he has to be just bored by now but knows if this show goes off he’ll likely never see this kind of steady good money again.

Those sad gifs are hilarious! Another one which applies to Chunky’s everyday subsistence is titled, “When your Twitter feed is full of people having fun at an event that you couldn’t attend:”

They’re having parties at PJM, Atlas Shrugs, Hot Air and a host of other successful internet ventures, Chunky. No, you cannot come. You are also not welcome at Daily Kos, Huffpo, Al-Guardian, and Media Matters. The latter will continue to send you your daily Waddling Orders, but you are not to contact them. Soros does not send his personal regards. 😦

How pathetic is this. Years ago climate scientists predicted the poles would have melted by now, summers would be longer, winters first mild and then non-existent. Then comes the plagues and die outs and mass starvation and the like. If you recall, initially there was no talk of extreme weather. But after a bad hurricane year or tornado they started adding those in as symptoms of dramatic anthro driven climate change. IOW confusing climate and weather is allowed as long as it supports the PC narrative. Because remember, when people would say “Gosh it doesn’t feel any warmer” they would chastised for confusing localized weather with climate.

So here we are now years later. All of we “deniers” and “sceptics” who said “I’ll believe it when I see it” were right. The climate scientists so sure of their modelling of a planet sized chaotic system with inputs ranging from cosmic rays, to solar activity, to cloud formation, to human pollution, to gathered local data of varying quality….completely wrong. Why? Because it’s too fricking huge and chaotic to effectively model and new pertinent data is still being discovered (such as how much heat escapes into space) And because people fucked it up anyway by juicing the CO2 effects due to their preconceived notions of human caused planet destruction.

The True Believer eco-hysterics in the comments are pretty funny, in that Carlin piece. You know, he focuses on earthquakes and volcanoes as the destructive forces on the planet, but the real extinction mechanism is the asteroid-strike. A decent-sized one of those, like this one here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxulub_impact ), is the kind of reset-button that should humble the most arrogant anthropocentrist.

“The Big Space Fuck”
KURT VONNEGUT / “AGAIN, DANGEROUS VISIONS,” HARLAN ELLISON, ED., 1972
“What was the dirtiest story I ever wrote?” wrote Kurt Vonnegut in “Palm Sunday,” his 1981 “autobiographical collage.” “Surely ‘The Big Space Fuck,’ the first story of literature to have ‘fuck’ in its title. It was probably the last short story I will ever write. I did it for my friend Harlan Ellison, who printed it in his anthology ‘Again, Dangerous Visions.’” It’s a terrific, and terrifically relevant, story. I found only a fragment of it on the Web. Here’s the story in full as it appeared in “Palm Sunday,” courtesy of the Notebooks’ head clerk, O.C.R.

Notice how he’s really ramping up the references to his “illustrious past,” as his lousy little blog sinks further and further into obscurity? That begging for money yesterday was most uncomfortable, for the Eleven. I mean, they’d love to help, but they are unemployed, thanks to Bush… 😆

This is not the first time they’ve cried “Wolf!” This isn’t even the first time this week. It’s always about teh Doom with these guys, and then, come to find out, they don’t know have the vaguest clue what the f they’re talking about. They’re just making it up as they go, desperately trying to keep the gravy train rolling in a horrible economy. Moving the goalposts again, too. Just keep saying it’s all coming down in decades, because hey, the children. The magical, mystical Indigo Children!

I feel the IPCC “jumped the shark” years ago, but they really have doubled down on the stupid with this attempt at spinning the utter failure of their models into some kind of affirmation of their work. Maybe they’re humping the shark, now. That’s probably kind of dangerous…

“After graduating from Princeton, Cruz attended Harvard Law School, graduating magna cum laude in 1995 with a Juris Doctor.[30][1] While at Harvard Law, Cruz was a primary editor of the Harvard Law Review, and executive editor of the Harvard Journal of Law and Public Policy, and a founding editor of the Harvard Latino Law Review.[4] Referring to Cruz’s time as a student at Harvard Law, Professor Alan Dershowitz said, “Cruz was off-the-charts brilliant.”[21][31][32][33][34][35] At Harvard Law, Cruz was a John M. Olin Fellow in Law and Economics.[36]”

McCarthy was completely right about there being Communist operatives in the American government and Hollywood, as well as all over academia, particularly on the East Coast. Has Cruz uncovered a similar web of treasonous intrigue? Did he find out what Huma Abedin’s really been up to? 😉

Proving once again that he is quite literally the dumbest asshat on the Interwebz. Here’s a bulletin for you, you smarmy piece of perambulating ignorance: McCarthy wasn’t wrong. The Venona Papers proved it.

Serious question, Charwuz: are there any conservatives who are not “far right nutjobs”? I’ve yet to see you describe a single conservative as simply “to the right”. There’s always a string of qualifiers attached. Do you not think this tendency of yours is a bit extreme?

That continuous accusation of insanity, along with the racist crap, is his Blind Projection in full flower. Sane people don’t change their opinions on every social and political issue overnight, the way he did in early 2009. A 60-year-old man is not “misled” by strangers on the internet for 8 years, only to be brought joltingly into line by the election of a Unicorn with messianic qualities of rainbow-colored poop. Only crazy people do that, and I have a Degree In Psychology backing me up on that. 😉

Based on Obomber and Dims’ bizzaro behavior, it seems that the Washington Republicans’ biggest disadvantage is that they aren’t actually terrorists, because if they were Obomber and the Dims would be tripping over themselves to negotiate with them.

He’s a “take the high road/turn the other cheek” and “compassionate conservative” kinda guy which translates in real politics as “bend over and let the Democrats/Leftists f**k you up the ass”.

He and the loser Establishment GOP loathe Ted Cruz and those like him because they aren’t afraid to use the democrats’ own tactics against them and that runs contrary to the usual GOP “If we don’t play along, the democrats won’t use Vaseline when they f**k us up the ass.” routine.

Yeah, I think Rove’s time has come and gone, as a strategist who can do anything constructive with the GOP. I have no idea if Cruz is the future, but I know what hasn’t worked in the past, since 2004 anyway.

Tomorrow is a bye-week for Michigan and Michigan State, but it is definitely not a bye-week for Saturday morning yoga. There will be Lululemon pants you can practically see through, some crazy poses, and maybe even a little stubble. Of course, there will be a little somethin-somethin for the ladiez…somethin’ special this week. 🙂