Be honest. You miss the walks.

But to be fair, at least this latest home run came from a guy who's actually, you know, a home run hitter.

That's right. I'm straight dissing Blake DeWitt's home run power. I looked him up. I see he whacked 57 of 'em in four minor-league seasons. And I admit that's impressive -- particularly the 12 he socked in 70 games as an 18-year-old playing for the Ogden Raptors in the Pioneer League. First time with a wood bat, nothing wrong with that. But I'm still going to say that, even if Ollie the Bunny can't actually get Blake DeWitt out, he's got to be able to keep the kid in the park.

Matt Kemp, that's another story. That guy can mash. Ollie's mistake was, of course, walking the guy in front of him, who stinks.