There might come a time, far from now, when I no longer write or teach. I could easily travel during my retirement but that would be surprisingly logical. No, my dream is to open a celebrity themed burger restaurant. I thought I might share the menu with you today:

The Taylor Swift Burger: There isn’t much meat on this lean turkey burger, but it tries really hard.

The BLT: The Bieber, Lettuce, and Tomato boasts a hardy helping of apple wood smoked bacon, iceberg lettuce, and roma tomatoes. Remember, it looks pretty, but don’t fall in love with it.

The Cher Roast Beef: This delightful serving of certified angus wears more cow than Cher.