Who said it best: Conrad Black or Ron Burgundy?

Two narcissistic media titans, together at last: Lord Conrad
Black and Ron Burgundy may make an unlikely pairing but
have more in common than you think. In his new book A Matter Of
Principle (Biteback), Black not only takes aim at
the "fatuous, under-researched, puff-piece cover stories" of
the media but also indulges in some self-aggrandising statements
that wouldn't sound out of place on the Channel 5 News
team. GQ.com has compiled a list of Burgundy and Black quotes
below: can you tell the difference?

Black: "All about me was the reassuring
evidence of an active career and an eclectic range of interests.
Shelves of leather-bound first editions giving every side of the
French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars."Burgundy: "I'm very important. I
have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich
mahogany."

Black: "Because my case had been highly
publicised...I was something of a celebrity when I arrived."Burgundy: "People know me...I'm very
important."

Black: "We suffered from…his bouts of prolonged
and extreme flatulence."Burgundy:"It's quite pungent…It's a formidable
scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way."

Black: "The first of the three Vanity
Fair profiles I had had…"Burgundy: "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and
built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn."

Black: "Mine was the fate many people enjoy
seeing inflicted on apparently overconfident, powerful, even
glamorous people who seem to be too much enjoying
themselves."Burgundy: "Don't act like you're not
impressed."

Black: "Being able to endure a discussion like
this without getting up and smashing your face in."Burgundy: "Well if you were a man, I'd punch you.
Punch you right in the mouth."

Black: "Despite everything and against
all odds and disappointments, I win."Burgundy: "I immediately regret this
decision."

Conrad Black: A Matter Of Principle is out now (Biteback
Publishing, £14.99).