the most obnoxious person I've ever met is in the front room of my house at the moment... she'd better not start a fight that ends up with the police being called by the neighbors like last time I saw her

“71-hour Ahmed was not superstitious. He was substitious, which put him in a minority among humans. He didn't believe in the things everyone believed in but which nevertheless weren't true. He believed instead in the things that were true in which no one else believed.” -Terry Pratchett