Evelyn did produce three offspring, one girl and 2 boys. The eldest girl writes Stephen's jokes in pictograph form, which saves him the embarrassing trouble of learning to read. The elder boy is a bald eagle called Stephen Jr., the youngest is a child, or more accurately an octoroon. Stephen named him "Sweetness" after the gun he used to convince Evelyn to accept his marriage "proposal."

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