Ever paid way too much for really really fakey phone sex?? Now you can have the same thing CHEAP!!! Every phone sex stereotype you've ever dreamed of can be YOURS by calling NOW!! I'm cheap cheap cheap because I'm the phoniest fakiest phoneslut you've EVER called!!

Leave me a really shitty rating and HORRIBLE feedback!!!!It's FUN!!But don't be surprised if you end the call wanting to sing my praises with 5 stars!

I DARE you to call and not get just a little bit horny hearing me ham it up for you. I'll moan! I'll cry out! I'll cum OVER and OVER again with my legs straight up in the air while you pound me DEEP!! I'll be faking it but you might just blow your load anyway!!!

Call for a good laugh or a quick cum! OR if you manage to get past my facade of fakiness you could be genuinely surprised to find out that I'm a fun girl with a good sense of humour! Who knows?? Once we get to know each other better I might get turned on FOR REAL!!!