Saturday, February 28, 2015

Introducing the Insurgent Mood Ring™!

Outfit your favorite jihadist with the new
Insurgent Mood Ring™ from the “Caliphate
Collection” by Middle Ages Jewelry, LLC. This ring can be worn on any finger
and even comes with an attachment that allows it to be affixed to the nose!

Now
you, your friends and loved ones can tell how any jihadist sporting this ring
is feeling.

White
means: “I’m angry/kill the infidels.”

Black means: “I’m angry/kill the
infidels.”

Green means: “I am feeling spiritual/it’s time
for prayers.”

Gray means: “I’m angry/kill the infidels.”

Purple means: “that is a really good looking goat.”

Blue means: “I need a hug.”

Red means: “I’m really, really
angry/kill more infidels!”

A properly accessorized jihadist is a happy
jihadist! And, with his or her new Insurgent Mood Ring™, you’ll be able to tell
at a glance!

Daily Trivia Quiz Answer

Today's Answer: Andrew Jackson. ("Poll" got so worked up before the service he apparently had to be removed from the premises, as he was cussing long and loud).

Q) What words appear on the front of the penny, nickel, dime and quarter, alongside the likeness of presidents?

A) "Liberty" and "In God We Trust"

An Ode To Life

Appreciate all you have, as it- and you- will soon be gone. Leave no heartfelt words unspoken, no sweet gesture incomplete, no act of love undone. Love your spouse with passion and abandon, your kids with patience and understanding but also a firm guidance. Love also the truth, no matter how hard. If pursued by enough people with enough courage, it really will set us free.

And don't forget, we didn't ask to be born. We didn't create ourselves. We are not gods. There is a higher power.

Fireworks of the Mind

Write It Up

Whence Shall Come Another?

True Then, True Now

"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."- Winston Churchill

Time Well Wasted

The power lies within your hands To do with what you may But the hourglass is filled with sands Of endless yesterdays