Jersey 'Bag Hoagie

This isn’t just the classic ‘bag tri-tip hover sandwich. It’s a ‘bag hoagie. A Jersey extra long sub of douchebaggery and cheese. With extra olive oil.

She may not have a face that would inspire Petrarchian sonnets, but those bosoms deserve whistles of admiration and a celebratory twinkie.

It’s Sunday, and the DB1 is wildly hungover. But there’s a truly oily Monthly HCwDB smackdown setting up for Monday. Yes, one lucky hottie/douchey combo will survive a ‘Baggle Royale between the last four HCwDB weekly winners.

Who will triumph in the smorgasboard of choad? The pu-pu platter of poo? Only your votes will tell.