Paroles de Adam vs eve

(verse 1: eve)This battle's gonna end like every argument doesWith you kissing my ass and begging me for a rubI made a map motherfucker and im reading it tooGives me specific directions how to fuck with youI know that you like to think you're so machoBut you smell like ballsacks and nachosI work. while you and your boyfriend steveDrink and play sports in a fantasy leagueYou're as sharp as a stick, that i rub on my lipsSo go ahead take a shot, i'm sure that you'll missLike the laundry, the toilet, the grocery listIf you'd stop fucking up i wouldn't have to get pissed

(verse 2: adam)My life was fine 'till you had to come along and wreck itCould you please just shut your face for ten seconds?You cry about everything, but can't decide what you want"i'm hungry", "i'm fat", "i'm cold", "i'm hot"You call it complex, but yo i'd call you a messYou take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed!You got a lotion for this? got a cream for that?Got any perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back?When things are good they're great, and it's like i'm dreamin'Until your junk starts bleedin' and you turn to a demonIt ain't summer eve, don't try to play me like a doucheYou wanna bite on my fruit well you can swallow the truth!

(verse 3: eve)Don't. even. bring up swallowThe first man on earth ain't a tough act to followOne pump chump and you're hung like a weaselDitch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needleYou want alone time? have it! in factSuck your own dick, and shave your own backThat apple's the best thing i bit so farNow i see how much of a dick you are

(verse 4: adam)I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips?I was just thinking, yo did i give up a rib for this?Woman, i just don't know what your problem isAll i know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!