UPDATE: "Duct Tape Bandit" Pleads Guilty

The improbably named "Kasey G. Kazee," better known to history as the "Duct Tape Bandit," pleaded guilty on April 29 to robbing a Kentucky liquor store. The robbery failed despite the fact that Kazee had carefully prepared for the robbery by wrapping his head in duct tape. Kazee, who was unarmed, was quickly subdued by store employees.

The penalty for second-degree robbery can be as much as 10 years, but if I were the judge I would say that Kazee paid his debt to society when they yanked off his disguise.