metaphor: the use of a word or phrase to refer to something that it isn’t, invoking a direct similarity between the word or phrase used and the thing described, but in the case of English without the words like or as, which would imply a simile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

metaphARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about metaphors.