Another bad, bad Main Event. The Main problem with this one? Sid, and his backstage threats of kicking out of Hogan's legdrop. That's right, Sid did not want to go down to the Hogan "finish" and his manager Harvey Wimpleman knew it.

What followed was a typical "big man" Hogan match, with a blink or you miss it botch finish, that sees Harvey climb up on the apron because he knows Sid might "no sell" the legdrop!

And he does! Sid powers out of the pin attempt, but Hogan tries to cover it up by pretending that he himself broke the pin attempt to go and take care of Wimpleman, who was climbing through the ropes. As soon as Hogan went to pin Sid, Wimpleman knew he might have to do something. Watch him get right up on that apron! And so we got a DQ finish for a manager just stepping through the ropes.

The end to this was even stranger, because it saw Sid and Papa Shango(?) beat down Hogan – who would then be saved by The Ultimate Warrior, who was making his first return to the WWF after getting booted by McMahon for holding the previous summer's Summerslam hostage, by threatening to "no show" unless he was paid extra money. So here's Shango, who's in the Main Event spotlight as a top villain? Would he subsequently become a top villain? Nope. Would he and Sid form an alliance? Nope. He was just there…you know. Beating up Hogan. For kicks.

This one actually breaks my initial rule a bit too. This was a totally random match - that was just awful beyond words. It had the bad timing and awkwardness of, like, a school dance, a job interview and a hernia exam all rolled into one.

The WWE at the time had little to no precedent for working with famous Japanese stars. And then in comes, out of the wild blue yonder, the legendary Tenryu and his giant "no selling" partner Kitao. Kitao was a former sumo star that was doing a wrestling stint, and pretty much hated the entire sport. Look on the ol' YouTube for his infamous "no sell" match against Earthquake, where he just basically refused to wrestle a pro-wrestling match and then got on the mic and told the crowd, in Japanese, that pro-wrestling was fake and worthless.

This was just a bad, bad thing to behold. Be sure to watch the little video below to hear Heenan's call for the ages - "I smell Kikkoman." Wow. See, because they're Japanese. And they eat soy sau…nevermind.