Anyone still looking for a gift to give this Valentine’s Day is rapidly running out of time, and unless you feel like risking your prospects of getting laid on overnight shipping, you’ll probably want to get it out of the way.

Chocolate and sex are both Valentine’s Day staples, but if you really want to think outside of the heart-shaped box on Saturday, there’s really only one option: an Edible Anus:

For just $38.95 (plus the cost of expedited shipping), the company will ship you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate starfish that no reasonable person wouldn’t enjoy receiving as a gift.

The man behind the Edible Anus, Magnus Irvin, first started by casting his own anus. The process, however, wasn’t without setbacks.

“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”

Videos: Australian underwear brand Bonds have created some ads from the point of view of a pair of testicles, played by two actors in hanging wicker chairs...Here's the first one called Impact, followed by Swim...

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