11/18/05

Hello? 911?

For your enjoyment, I present a typical phone conversation with my buddy Yort.

Me (answering phone): "Johnny Virgil."Yort: "Yeah, is this 911?"Me: "No. No, it's not."Yort: "411?"Me: "No."Yort: "711?"Me: "OK, yes. This is actually 711."Yort: "So...you're like half-way between Information and Emergency Services?"Me: "Right. I can only give you information about where to get help."Yort: "Or help me find information."Me: "Exactly."Yort: "So...where do I get help?"Me: "Yeah, I gotta go."