Missive From ‘Merica: Y’all Ready For This?

Apols, Dear Reader but eyes elsewhere, head stuck a in story for The Underdog Anthology Vol. 2. Story numero uno has been written, submitted and accepted for inclusion by The Underdog *…/Whoops loudly…*

…But the deadline has been shortened for story number two. That is where I’m at. To cover my embarrassment at not posting for a whole week, Cade the Okie Devil has graciously stepped in and provided The LoL with another stimulating missive to keep us all enthralled…

… Hold on to your hats, chaps… It’s a doozy… *Hit it, Clicky!*

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D_ERF. WEAR_DAT_AT_B_AT?

TRANSLATION: The Earth. Where Is It/Where Is It At/Where is that at, at?

The easy answer is “here.”
But you are there, and I am here.
So yeah, it can be, and is, here and there at the same time.
Here and here…even.

^Alex Gaudino & Shena – Watch Out HD^

So…there was a little girl walking home from school one day, when a boy stopped her, and told her…

“I’ll pay you a nickle to climb that telephone pole.”

She agreed, climbed the telephone pole, he paid her the nickle, and she went home. Upon arriving home, she told her mother…

“MOM! A boy from school paid me a nickle to climb a telephone pole!”

Here mother told her sternly…

“Don’t you know that he only did that so he could see your panties?!?!?”

So the next day, the little girl is walking home from school again, the little boy stops her again, and again…offers her a nickle to climb the telephone pole. When the little girl arrives home, she tells her mother, that the little boy paid her another nickle to climb the telephone pole.

Her mother shouts at her angrily…

“DIDN’T I TELL YOU YESTERDAY THAT HE ONLY DOES THAT TO SEE YOUR PANTIES?!?!?!”

The long would be…or might be…maybe a question from The Whatever However Hotline.

Q: Cade, What is your fascination with Nitrogen?

A: Welp…”The Bends” would be the short of that, with maybe a note and a nod to pressure(s) and bone(s)….and maybe even a question of my own. So yeah…Leukemia. And Cancer(s).

Q: Why is Nitrogen so “stable?”

A: ?¿?

So let’s think about that a bit, and make an assumption that Nitrogen, is anything but stable. Why and how? Easy…

TEMPO_RARE-E_STATES_UV_MATTER.

As I was writing that little play on words, I debated on using “OF” or “UV” there, as I have previously used both. But thinking about Nitrogen under pressure in aircraft tires, and thinking about energy/energies and spin(s) with respect to temperature(s) and light, and the direction and directions of aircraft tire rotation(s) as they are retracted into and/or extended out of an aircraft…welp…there’s a lot to think about there when you start to factor in the outside and inside air/airs and gasses. Because we have a lot of shit in motion…and I ain’t just talking about the status of the lavs on the aircraft. So let’s cut to the chase…and get right to “the answer(s).”

A: Negligible.

When, where, for how long, and why. And let’s go ahead and introduce that peskiest of interrogatives…”if.”

X: Did you just shush me?Cade: No. But I will if you don’t be quiet.X: …

I’m actually laughing like a hyena at that one. I try to weave humor into my writing when and where I can. But the problem with me writing at all…is that I don’t want to be writing at all. Why? Because I doubt myself. As the character “Al Swearengen” from the HBO series “Deadwood” would say…

“I work better closer in.”

Except when dealing with…erm…I honestly do not know how to say this without sounding like a fucking egotistical asshole…so I’ll just say it…

“Except dealing with those things, which most people that I have encountered in my life, have no interest in whatsoever.”

The kinds of things that, when you try and talk to others about? They look at you like you are a fucking alien, and then tend to follow that up with “What in the FUCK planet are you from?”

There is no answer to that. And only because the conversation stops there.

^CAMPFIRE COOKING IN THE WILD – ALASKA^

So looking at the image above, and thinking about velocity and acceleration...

Q: What is the opposite of Acceleration?

A: ??? I dunno either. ???

Q: What is the opposite of Velocity?

A: Philosoraptor?

Alright…so lets think of Velocity and Acceleration together as VA/AV and AV/VA instead of their individual components.

Q 01: What is balance?Q 02: When is balance?Q 03: What is balance and when?Q 04: When is balance and what?

If you’ve already answered this/these questions in previous findings, then why are they no longer relevant? When are they no longer relevant? Why are they, suddenly…relevant?

The best I got to answer that?

Yep.

You guessed it…time.

^Grimes – Oblivion^

DUDE! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE….TIME, tIME, tiME, timE, time?!?!?!?

Because I think it important to consider the fact that time was a consideration upon creation.

I include it.

It’s included.

Why do you leave it out?

When something is created, if time is not a consideration, from…to…and through…I’m betting you are gonna see some gaps there.

If you assume, that an Oxygen atom on Earth/Terra is always going to be identical, to an Oxygen atom on Mars or some other planet or solar body…you just negated the entirety of existence.

Exist-Tense.

Time is important.

Friction, is also important.

So maybe if you think about creation and destruction as ongoing? It’ll be easier to understand why “The Big Bang” is still happening, and the role of “The Big Swirl” within “The Big Bang” and vice versa.

Life…might help out there as to how destruction works within the construct of creation, and how the two are separate, and yet the same, at different places, at different times.

I mean…if you are destroying…for the sake of creation…didn’t you just find what you were looking for?

Meaning: The conditions that existed right after “The Big Bang?”

Two Words:Red Shift/Blue Shift

^Why Are We Here? – Episode 1 – Red vs. Blue Season 1^

Are you crazy? Just a suggestion…but if you are completely nuts in a sane world, and want to be sane yourself?

Surround yourself with crazy shit.

Not that it’ll make you sane or anything according to “the sane people” who keep telling you that you are insane…but it may help you.

And what is…”crazy stuff”…you might ask.

Welp…think of it like this.

Yer feeling crazy right?

You’re wanting to feel sane right?

Sane <> Pain.Pain <> Sane.

It’s a good place to start anyway.

I mean…you are hurting already right?

And others are telling you that you are hurting them by not being normal and/or sane?

Welp…I’m not in the habit of dictating morals. There are enough motherfuckers on this planet that already have a monopoly on that shit, and then some.

However…taking a moment or two, to discern for yourself, what you consider “sane” and “insane” might just help.

See how crazy that can get all of sudden?

You would be surrounding yourself, with the same shit you are prolly already surrounded by.

So yeah…maybe not trying to be “the bigger person” or “the better person”…and maybe just be yourself. It ain’t easy, I’m aware of that…but what I don’t know is you and your personal situation. And more than that, I never can if you are no longer with us.

Take that for what it’s worth, because I’m not on some quest to get to know every single motherfucker on this planet.

But I do have a desire to reach out as best I can, and meet the need and needs that are unmet, even if that is just to say “Howdy! I’m listening.”

❤

^Ohgr – Lusid^

Yeah…I’m not much to look at…so…listening…I’m good at it. Or at least, I strive to be. I guess one of the problems that I face, is when someone asks me a question that can be answered with a pretty succinct, generally accepted type of answer. My goal is to know how to custom tailor that answer specifically for you and your needs. That’s a toughie. Prolly why cliches are so popular. Time is important anyway, and we never have enough of it. So the cliches tell us anyway. But I guess it’s kinda like being given a single seed to start a new life. When we are thinking in terms of “BUT…I Want A Garden!!!” …taking the time to explain things like…”But I just gave you one”…and then taking the time to explain the hows and whys. How that plant will grow, how it will mature, and how it itself will produce even more seeds. You can then take those seeds, and begin your garden.

Funny…”can’t see the forest for the trees?”

“Can’t see the garden for the seeds?”

Or something…???

I dunno…I guess my point is, that when someone sees something in their mind, and have a desire to pursue that dream, I guess I get lost trying to understand how someone does not work with that dream even tho it may not be our dream. I guess I’m thinking of my role as “a child then” and “a parent now” in that, I only want to do the best that I can to help my children understand how important it is to me that they always be themselves. That they belong to themselves, and always have.

So yeah…if anyone is wondering what the point of me writing all of this nonsense is? Welp, when you are told time again that “you prolly ain’t gonna make it this time”…and then at some point you are like…”wow…shit just got real…I better prepare”…and that’s what I am trying to do. Leaving something for my children, and even whatshername, and anyone else who might find any of this shit helpful…a trail. Yes…it’s my trail. But I have figured out a thing or two in my life, that others found helpful for them, that I custom tailored to work in my life, all from that original seed, that grew and produced much more than I ever would have imagined.

My goal is to pass that on.

DIY->PIO

Do It Yourself…Pass It On

^ohGr – Pissage^

I’ve had some comments to the effect of “your stuff is difficult to read.”

I’ve thought about that quite a bit.

I guess maybe because most who read this shit, may not think that I am actually this hard on myself. But I am. Internally? It’s brutal. A bloodbath.

But that keeps me straight. It reminds me of what I want to be…and what I do not want to be…all at the same time.

And I’m not saying that all of my bullshit is anything particularly extraordinary. But we seem to live in a world that is failure based, based on, failure at the end.

I flipped that.

I assume that everything that I do will be judged as a failure, and on occasion, I am pleasantly surprised.

Plan For The Worst…Hope For The Best.

We’ll know when and if we know…ya know?

^Benny Benassi – Satisfaction^

Once something is eliminated…now what are you planning on doing? I mean, have you really considered what you have waded through to isolate a certain something, just to eliminate that certain something that you are certain is the cause of all of your woes? What is that certain something connected to, and what is connected to it?

I’ve proposed some ideas about “hugging your fear” instead of trying to isolate and eliminate it. I mean, if it’s afraid, why not try and console it? Threaten to drive it to McDonalds and drown it with a chocolate shake. Take it on vacation and threaten to feed it to the sharks. Take it to the local amusement park and scare the shit out of it on some rides that you would never have previously even considered riding. You know you better than anyone…why wouldn’t you know your fear as well as anything else? Just temper that with “a trip to Fantasy Island always ends with a return to reality.” BUT!!! Aren’t we always glad to be home after being away? We tend to sink into our favorite chair or couch or bed and tell ourselves that the only thing better than being home?

I can’t wait to do that again.

What you do from there? Meh…maybe it’ll all work out.

^Die Antwoord Fatty Boom Boom Official Video1080p H 264 AAC^

So yeah…orbital dynamics/orbital mechanics, I’ve been meaning to think about them a little bit more, but…I keep swirling around this Nitrogen business, and I cannot figure out why. So thinking about things that cause fear, and the things that are connected to that fear, ever thought that maybe…just maybe…you were able to find that whatever it is kind of path of things connected to that fear which allowed you to isolate that thing that is causing your fear? And that maybe…just maybe…it was like a fuckton of signs pointing to “HERE!!!”…but not in the way that you might think? I mean…if you show up loaded for bear…how do you think that fear is gonna respond? Just keep “the rule of corners and cornered” in mind, and you might wanna “get a bigger boat”…if for no other reason…than to get your ass outta there double-quick. Maybe offer that fear a ride while you are at it.

^Tove Lo – Habits (Stay High) – Hippie Sabotage Remix^

I guess that I’ve tried a great deal to think about “aliens” and “alien visitation” a little bit differently than such encounters tend to be/have been postulated…whether those are defined as “good” or “bad.” Because, what about “Encounters of the 0th Kind?” No fireworks, no mass landings, no warfare, no big production, no covert undercover bullshit, no conspiracy(s)…because it’s completely unnecessary. We didn’t come here to steal your kidneys and sell them on E-Bay so we can afford gas for the trip home. We didn’t come here to suck your brain juices. We came here, because you were on the way to where we were going. We had no idea you were here.

Even if they were on their way to kick the fuck out of some other planet/civilization, they encountered us on the way, because they were “taking the short path by going the long way around”*…and whadda ya know…

“look down there Zorbap17!!! There’s life on that planet!”

Let’s stop in and see whazzup! I mean really…how would that go down? Even for a species that was well versed in The Universe, and Universal travels and traveling. It seems to me that “out of the way backwaters like Earth/Terra” would be a “WOAH FUCK MAN!!! WE GOTTA STOP!!! UNCHARTED TERRITORIES!!! UNKNOWNS ABOUND!!!”

To me, that would make the story of “The Annunaki…traveling The Universe…in search of Monoatomic Gold” story make a little more sense. That “The Gold” that they were/are looking for? Welp…I cannot speak for them because I do not know them, their purpose(s), nor even if they exist. But I would think that “their purpose” would be better stated as “their purpose = their purposes.” I mean…doesn’t that resonate with a species of life that we are just getting to know?

Yeah…us.

We’re finally meeting ourselves coming and going, in a world that is getting bigger and bigger all the time, even tho the planet itself it staying the same size. Or thereabouts…let’s not nitpick here. There’s plenty of time for that.

Hopefully.

^Kiesza – Hideaway (Official Video)^

**taking the short path by going the long way around

As mentioned in the previous paragraph, “the long way around” is still going to be an “A to B” type of journey. We’re just gonna skip most of that by going around. These paths and pathways make sense in my head, because I can see them by using my special blend of a curved space model. It uses what is there, instead of trying to manipulate what is there in any type of folds or folding. I mean, isn’t the best part of a journey getting there? All the way. There and back, and all points in-between. Helps make the ending of the movie “Contact” make more sense to me. Especially…”The Chair.” Almost as if, the entirety of the design of this system was, and is, to isolate uniqueness, so that those needs can be met in the most…erm…gentle ways possible…without even asking.

Meaning: How secure are these entities that are coming? How paranoid are they? Any additions or modifications to the original design might be indicative. I mean…the were able to figure out the designs, they were able to build the machine, they put someone in it and sent it through…”what changes did they make?” 😉

Maybe that’s why “modifications” weren’t addressed at all.

The need unmet…met.

Nice to meet you.

❤

^Desire – Under Your Spell^

So yeah…maybe if we add some things together, monitor those dynamics, while also monitoring the individual dynamics…it’ll give us a better idea of what we are looking for and why. Because projecting, analysis and probability are only gonna get us as far as they do. Gotta keep it real. So…don’t forget time and times yeah? Many more lifeforms here than just humans.

If they are in our care…why are they in our care?

If they aren’t in our care…why aren’t they in our care?

I dunno. Do you?

^Yelle – A Cause Des Garcons^

The above image got me to thinking.

Q: If all of your simulations run in one direction (the existing one)…why are you not including the inverse? The reverse? What about the inverse of reverse, and the reverse of inverse?

A: SAY FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?

Perspective. That means scope within a particular frame of reference. Directions and/or directional. If we aren’t running these “projections” from at least, the four cardinal points, in all directions? How close are we really? I mean, if some of the biggies that you are chasing are polar flip, weather patterns, and orbital dynamics of all kinds of solar bodies…what are you omitting and why? I’m sorry, but within the scope of concepts such as “The Big Bang?” Remove one single particle from that…whatever…and all of a sudden…everything changes.

So…using your own models and modeling of “If so-and-so wasn’t here, we wouldn’t be here either”…um…I gotta question what you are chasing and why? Simply because if you are chasing “the all”…yeah…that’s prolly the 98+% of The Universe that science qualifies as “missing.” Are you really gonna be happy with a model that “describes everything”…based on 2%? Because 2%? That’s some skim fucking milk.

^Crystal Castles ‘BAPTISM’ //official video^

I guess that what I am thinking, is that you can come to me with Jesus’s cellphone number, and tell me that it was detected on a printout after running a certain test at Fermi Labs, then rerun at the LHC, and that you are certain that your results are certain because of this.

Q: What about my children? What about yours? What about everyone else’s children?

A/Q/A/Q: ???

Don’t you think that they are gonna have questions down the road? Are we prepared to help them in the here and now, by trying to ask some “negligible” types of questions and trying to get some answers for them? Our “negligible” may be paramount to them.

Just askin. Just sayin.

Whatevz.

/me shrugs

^M83 ‘Midnight City’ Official video^

I’m just saying, that even tho over the last few days, two of my children have complemented me on my teaching methods, and I have no idea what prompted these “revelations.” They were/are startling. And I feel that tho I have done the best that I can, that there is more to be done.

Time.

That’s it. It’s that simple to me.

As long as we have time, we have everything.

As long as we have time, we can have anything.

Up to, and including, time.

X: Speaking of time…what happened?Cade: You mean…”The Flying Spaghetti Monster?”X: Yeah! I used to be all buff and stuff like that.Cade: Talk to Leo da Vinci. Maybe he set the bar a little too high.X: He didn’t smoke grass.Cade: Coulda fooled me.X: How would you know?Cade; rofl…I don’t fucking know. It sounded good at the time.X: Flying Spaghetti Monster…Cade: No comment. I think it’s funny. Kinda…indicative of the confusion level/levels.X: Join the club.Cade: Thanks…but…no thanks.X: …