The Swear Word Usage Test

Dumbass Fucker

You scored 19 relevance and 14 creativity!

OK, so you like to swear. And you do so in all kinds of situations, which is goddamn fine. But you tend to use the same old phrases that every fucking idiot spews out of their mouth. Mix it up a little. Throw in an "assbag" or a "fuckwad" here and there just for the hell of it. You'll thank my ass later.

All possible test results

Shit, man...live a little and throw an explitive around once and a while. Life's too fucking short not to use some colorful language here and there. Say it with me, "I will swear today, dammit." Read more

OK, so you don't swear much, but when you do you're very colorful. You probably keep it bottled up, but once you unleash the explitives, you go all out. Much like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story". Op... Read more

OK, so you like to swear. And you do so in all kinds of situations, which is goddamn fine. But you tend to use the same old phrases that every fucking idiot spews out of their mouth. Mix it up a li... Read more

You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out t... Read more