This is the first of two comics I wrote for my performance at the Slow Canoe Readings Writer’s Picnic, part of the Emerging Writers’ Festival.

So there’s no real systematic way of determining which fruits and veggies get to wear pants and have legs. Mostly it’s the working class and noveau riche? I don’t know. This goes in order from working class on to aristocracy.

I’d like to give a big thank you to the Slow Canoe team, both for the chance to see people laugh at my comics in person and for that really good ham sandwich. I think it had smoked cheese in it or something- it was something else.

Here’s a couple of comics that I’ve been sitting on for a while for some reason. They are my way of saying come see my performance at the Emerging Writers Festival. If you live in Melbourne, that is. I’m performing a few short comics (which is to say I’ll be reading the dialogue and making self-deprecating remarks about my drawing ability) as part of the Slow Canoe Readings’ Writer’s Picnic. It’ll be at the Abbotsford Convent on the 2nd of June at 1 PM. If you’re in town and free that day, come see some free performances!