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As he stepped onto the podiumTo make what he thought would beA path-breaking and welcome speechOn political reform in the country,He faced a barrage of salty questionsWhich he fielded with his usual panacheBut no one seemed to trust him at allAnger replaced any genuine interestIn the announcements he was to make andBefore he realised what was happeningAn over-ripe tomato hit his plump faceFollowed by some eggs on his bald headAll this took place in a matter of secondsClearly indicating his sharp fall from graceHe was then literally escorted off the stageTo avoid any more food items being aimedAt his more than his ample anatomy, but notBefore he swore to pass stringent laws againstWhat he called the use of edible weaponsTo destroy a VIP's dignity and clothing......