Hey Potato Nation, how’s it going? This greasing scandal got you down? Yeah, it just keeps going, getting bigger and meaner every day. Like that chick on “The View.” We thought maybe we could cheer you up. Here, look at this teddy bear, The 15” Ultimate Lover. We’ll wait for your immature giggles to stop…

He thinks you’re a knockout, and he even comes in a variety of different colors (we’re partial to the amethyst). He’s made by the Vermont Teddy Bear Company, which, oddly enough, sponsors UFC Fight Night 17 participants Matt Grice and Josh Neer. You remember Neer and his recent DUI, hit-and-run arrest. Cuddly, no? And this little guy is just $69.95.

Now that we think about it, maybe these people can even help put an end to LubeGate if only GSP would shell out for one of these…

Awwww. Who could stay mad with this adorable little son of a bitch staring them in the face? Whaddaya say, B.J. Friends again?

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CP I think we all deserve free T-shirts for subjecting us to this garbage article.

BuckWild- February 5, 2009 at 6:58 am

Vasgate ?

GreaseGate?

WhineGate

BJisaBitchbecauseTappinIsforBitchesGate ?

Cap'n- February 5, 2009 at 6:52 am

amethyst is the stone of February. I feel like such a loser for knowing that.

biohazardone- February 5, 2009 at 6:27 am

BJ should be given this bear as a gift, grease himself up and put a triangle choke on the cuddly son of a bitch.....then he could call things even with GSP. Oh and he could also tell GSP trainer to "go fuck himself" as an added bonus to make himself feel better. ;)

lilpo0ts- February 5, 2009 at 6:25 am

those arent legal open finger gloves, the shorts are too long and i dont think 4oz is a weight class. im filing a formal complaint

CS- February 4, 2009 at 9:49 pm

i'm going to get one of those bears and fight it, fight it to the death. i'm not kidding about this. we're going to the death, bear.

schnetzler- February 4, 2009 at 8:10 pm

For the teddy bears...

Matt "Cheese N' Rice" Grice
Josh "I Fear No Beer" Neer

soorma- February 4, 2009 at 8:09 pm

lube is also used for sex!
or so im told.
i mean i've read it on the internet

Sneaky Pete- February 4, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Petroleum jelli-gate? No?

Anonymous- February 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm

lubrigate sounds bad and you should feel bad.

baby_eddie- February 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm

wow these ads are really getting rediculous, first versaclimber now teddybears?

browntown- February 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm

This article is unacceptable.

FEDORA- February 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm

i've officially signed the petition to change the handel to "lubrigate"....fucking excellent!!!

El_GUAPO- February 4, 2009 at 6:49 pm

I'm available if you need any new research journalists...

Seriously

Nippage@msn.com

Poo Flinger- February 4, 2009 at 6:28 pm

@ Aenarion
...Nice.

Aenarion- February 4, 2009 at 6:20 pm

If you max out the configuration of these bears they can cost $170 bucks. That's almost as much as the UFC pays its undercard fighters!

chukey z- February 4, 2009 at 6:17 pm

hey gsp get one of the bears for bj penn your a ko lol

TUF Guy- February 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm

i'll buy one of those bears if it comes with a jar of vaseline. or steroids.

Jay Smith- February 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm

This story is just taking up space on this site. Let's move on please.

large weiner- February 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm

George St. Pierre didnt use vaseline it was just extra anal lube from when he was having sex with his boyfriend

Sodak- February 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm

a fifteen inch utimate lover? that'll look nice on the check sounds like that scheme from lock stock n two smokin barrels.

CWR- February 4, 2009 at 5:17 pm

@andrewm

HAHA nice.

Toad- February 4, 2009 at 5:09 pm

putting a pair of boxing trunks and gloves on a $10 bear does not make it worth $69.9

LukeTheDuke- February 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm

why?

Treebs- February 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm

If you're stupid it does

CoconutSkin- February 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Can we please stop calling it LubeGate, it just doesn't roll off the tongue.
I have found the solution (to more than just this problem) is LubriGate

andrewm- February 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm

I wish Vermont Teddy Bear Company would start promoting, just so i can hear Dana say, "those fuckin teddy bear guys."