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Find your pants.

Your buddy working for mountain rescue sure knows how to abuse work equipment. While you were sleeping in your tent, he snagged your pants and tied them to a tree with Marmot's Zodiac Recco Belt. He left you with his team's Recco detector so you could look for them in your underwear, alone in the woods, looking like a madman. You bought this Recco belt as a last resort for rescue teams to help find you during terrible outdoors emergencies, not so rescue teams can "help" you find your stolen pants.