Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

After sufficient wine and properly cooked in garlic butter, it's ....delicious, until you remember you are
eating snails...

eeewww!

We are unable to substatiate that Curly (Jerry) Howard's french cousin, Bubba LaCroix, was bathing with garlic butter (because it smelled better than he did and his wife gave him an ultimatum) when
he ate a slug on the window sill. And escargot was
"created", meaning "I ate what???"

On a related topic, while swimming off Sanibel Island, I picked up a conch shell that turned out to have the original occupant in it. It came out and crawled across my hand. It wasn't slimy or disgusting at all.
My wife liked the shell but I won't kill a living creature for a cheap (free) souvenir. It looked a lot like the snails but didn't have the same "ick" factor.