Suddenly some cat pops up above the battleground and announces that if you are to participate in this battle fairly you need to have the same powers. You reluctantly accept his offer, but unfortunately, as he begins transforming you into a witch (not witcher™) you realize that he's also switched your gender. You have become a 15 year old anime girl with mystical powers that can do who knows what. You're ugly as fuck though and like any teenage bitch you feel depressed and just want to kys and stop this story from continuing.

Being ugly as you are shitty you decide that it would be more fitting to join the other hideous witches and destroy the other weeb. The cat conveniently disappears and a swarm of vultures begin circling the field. Meanwhile some citizens watch the scene from their houses.

You're so pissed at your current state that you can't even
You thrust your magic wand into the sky and mutter some wizardly words. The magic powers fill the area with cool visual effects, and you feel your new mammary glands bursting and disappearing, followed by tightening in your pants. You also feel your eyes returning to a more or less normal size and you look overall less like a faggot.
Your magic witch hat is consumed in the process.Lost item: Witch hat

At last, the shitty essence that you were made of trickles down your legs and collects into a fetid pool. All that's left of your previous biexistential form is a strongly tanned skin color.Status updated: Humanoid (Jack)
Your transformation did not come without a price, however. As you are now human again, you feel overcome with primitive urges and desires for violence as you are not accustomed to this existence yet. After briefly browsing your surroundings with your bloodshot eyes, you leap into the air with inconceivable might, howling like a rabid dog. Realizing they are about to be flattened by your powerful slam, the witches teleport away from this world.
While falling, your cowboy hat falls off and is carried away by the wind.Lost item: Cowboy hat

The shockwaves from your bodyslam have severely damaged some of the buildings in Los Vagos and the townsfolk are coming out with pitchforks and torches to put you down like the beast you are.
For reasons unknown, you take out your phone and google "niggaflip". You are not impressed with the results.

You start flailing your arms and legs around trying to kick down an invisible door but you achieve nothing except confusing the townsfolk.
Your insane convulsions have helped you gain some time and now the torches have gone out.

Your autismal moves give you the element of surprise you need to waltz inbetween the protesters and sneakily snatch 4 pitchforks (not the sharpest ones, though) which you either fit onto yourself or wield with your hands. Meanwhile one of the villagers burns a rainbow flag, probably thinking that your unmanly type of dancing is a weapon of the gay agenda.

Got item: Pitchfork (x4)

You now stand battle-ready and the townsfolk snap out of their confusion, bent on punishing you for tricking them and ruining their town.