Just watched that Fat Frank link. That man is a tit. I'd punch him if i seen him only I'm a coward and he's a professional athlete. so even if I did clock him one and run, his pre season fitness work would kick in and he'd hunt me down before I got far and set one of his animal mates on me, I'm thinking Jodie Morris. Be worth it though, I'd film it and send it to Orange.

"The magic of chelsea is not about one thing..." cue HUGE commentary screaming "It's Lamparrrrrrrd!!!!". I think Frank might think the magic of Chelsea comes from somewhere fairly close to home actually. The tit.

So no one is allowed to see those dogs eh? Well like the time he tried to shove a bottle of bud up some pissed girl in greece, he once again lets the camera into his 'quiet time'. The tit.