Fugitive Finally Turns Himself In…And Delivers Donuts

The guy challenged the cops last week and had to pay up. This is 'Crappy News' for Friday, October 20th.

Pittsburgh, PA- A teacher a seriously injured after being attacked by the mother of a student.

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46-year-old Janice Watkins confiscated the cell phone of a female fourth-grade student. who then bit Watkins. The student’s parents came to the school, with the mother allegedly telling Watkins she was “going to get even.”

Later that day, an employee found Kramer tampering with the company van. The employee threatened to call 911 and Kramer attacked him with a garden hoe. Kramer later jammed the whip into the breaker box of the store...but it was a DIFFERENT store.

You know, if you're going to buy an EROTIC WHIP, don't use it for regular, non-erotic whipping purposes. What are you, some kind of amateur?

Redford Twp., MI- The guy who taunted police on social media finally gave himself up.

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Last week, I told you about Michael Zaydel--a.k.a Champagne Torino--a wanted man who boasted that he'd turn himself in if the police department's next Facebook post was shared 1,000 times. The cops took a screenshot of Zaydel's message--which also promised a dozen donuts--and it received nearly 4,000 shares.