Not sure Sheen’s the person you really want speaking for you in a time of need, even if he is really cool at Taco Bell after a bender, but Chuck is there anyway. Like hardcore there. As in he wrote a lengthy letter to Brian Williams on Twitter that The Daily Dot calls a poem.

Now I’m sure if Charlie’s message really is a poem per se, but his tweets always seem to look like they’ve been typed by someone who is addicted to the RETURN button and it does kind of appear like a poem when that happens.

Here’s the full tweet from TwitLonger, which is just dripping with Tiger Blood, in it’s original poetic format…

Dear Mr. Williams,
Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust
and mercurial moment in
your awesome life.

First off,
THANK YOU,
for 24 years of inimitable
professionalism and top
shelf brilliance,
as a stone cold
passion driven and
(PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.

Secondly,
Thank you “squared”
for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis,
(PERFECTLY)
to myself and my family.
But for every other person alive,
(with a TV)
who relied
and still do,
on your poetic, insightful
and NOBLE sacrifices,
that made our longest nights
shorter,
and our shortest nights
safer.
You good sir,
are a hero in my
“Entire Library”

Lastly;
you are clearly the victim of
a transparent and vile
witch hunt!
Erroneously
“staged” by hooligans,
non coms, cowards and
oligarchs,
who’s only
desperate and
hideous goal is to discredit
the genius that they relied
on for almost 3 decades!

Now and forever you
are a true Patriot and a Hero
of mine
until the day i leave this
star crossed imperfect
Rock we call Earth…

The topper to me though is that “the MaSheen” offers Brian Williams refuge in his home. Now there is a reality show I would watch over and over again and would probably look a little something like this…

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Every dude who has every gone fishing has embellished and made it a fish tale. Every dude who has ever been in a war zone has embellished on his stories, unless they have seen so much horror that they refuse to talk about it. People love to tell stories about wild nights, events, etc, and most add details to make them more interesting. Williams was probably trying to play-up his street cred and went too far. Thankfully he’s only suspended. Every little thing these days seems to get people fired. World full of hypocrites. If you fly into a zone where helicopters are being shot at, and yours doesn’t get shot at, you are still flying into dangerous territory. Takes guts.

That is such bullshit. I’ve been in a war zone and NEVER embellished anything. “Every dude” is such a blanket statement that without reading the rest of the garbage you typed, it would still be inherently wrong. You have done nothing in your life worth talking about, so that means no one has and everyone makes up shit just like you do? Fuck you pussy. You know your wrong, but you’re probably just going to lie about lying.

Every dude who has every gone fishing has embellished and made it a fish tale. Every dude who has ever been in a war zone has embellished on his stories, unless they have seen so much horror that they refuse to talk about it. People love to tell stories about wild nights, events, etc, and most add details to make them more interesting. Williams was probably trying to play-up his street cred and went too far. Thankfully he’s only suspended. Every little thing these days seems to get people fired. World full of hypocrites. If you fly into a zone where helicopters are being shot at, and yours doesn’t get shot at, you are still flying into dangerous territory. Takes guts.

That is such bullshit. I’ve been in a war zone and NEVER embellished anything. “Every dude” is such a blanket statement that without reading the rest of the garbage you typed, it would still be inherently wrong. You have done nothing in your life worth talking about, so that means no one has and everyone makes up shit just like you do? Fuck you pussy. You know your wrong, but you’re probably just going to lie about lying.