spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE BY HOW MY BALLS ARE PUSHING INTO YOUR FACE IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE PARTY
spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME AND MY NUTS AND DICK COULD HANG OUT FOR A WHILE
spigot: YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT'S ONLY 9 PM
spigot: FINE YOU'RE FAT ANYWAY
spigot: GO HOME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT