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Thursday, August 10, 2017

Tihar travels to Earth to find and claim a Jones female. He knows they are
fearless, psychic warriors, and talented in bed sport. Ten minutes
after meeting Sarah, Tihar knows the feisty little human is the one
he has been searching for. Now he must convince Sarah that she's
meant to be his. He thinks Earth girls are easy. he’s about to
learn that messing with a Jones female is nevera
good idea.

The first time Sarah sees Tihar, she's a wee bit freaked out. The Askole
warrior has tentacles, snakelike features, and black, armored-plated
skin. Even weirder, she finds him strangely attractive. Tihar's torso
is sculpted perfection and his black scales are actually kind of
sexy. Who knew challenging Tihar to combat would start the Askole
mating dance?

As the two grow closer, their romance comes to a screeching halt when

Askole rebels attack Tihar's home world. He tells Sarah she is his

heart's destiny and that he will love her to the end of time, then he

abruptly severs their mental bond and disappears. Sarah's left

reeling from shock, but she's a Jones and isn't about to let a

galactic war stop her from hunting down her mate. Can the two of them

find their way back into each other’s arms?

Publisher's Note: The first half of Game On Askoleis a prequel to Vexing Voss, and the second part moves forward three years.

“Nope.”
I eyed the knight. “That armor looks
pretty heavy. We should be able to out run him.”

“My
thoughts too.” Sam got to her feet.

A deep growly voice asked in my
head, “Do you belong to the Jones clan?”

I said out loud, “Oh my God, it’s
talking to me Sam.”

“Me, too, and psychically.”

“The vibes I’m getting from it are
definitely male.” Goose bumps skittered over my skin. It was like my entire
body was being stroked with a feather. “And he’s horny,” I added.

“You think he’s looking for Kaylee?”

I shrugged. “Who knows?”

The knight pushed an emblem on his
gauntlet. The helmet shrank away, revealing an alien nightmare. Tentacles
squirmed about his snakelike features. His black skin had armor-plated scales.
He cocked his head to one side and bared some evil-looking fangs.

“I will fight you for Sarah.” Tihar’s
gaze was full of deadly resolve.

Sam rolled her eyes. “Should have known. Testosterone is universal.”

Seizing
handfuls of Tihar’s tentacles, I jerked them as hard as I could. “Hey! I’m a warrior. I have killed over
eight hundred Tai-Koks in battle. You will treat me with the respect I
deserve.”I gave him my best batshit
crazy stare. “Got it?”

“Your world is now part of the Coletti empire. The Battle
Commander knows our customs and failed to properly protect you. As a warrior,
you can challenge me to combat.” Tihar’s rather toothy grin was alarming. “Do you dare duel with me?”

I opened my
mouth to respond.

Tihar bellowed a terrifying war cry.

“Mwah-hah-hah.” I bellowed back and gave
myself a mental head whack. I had watched that minion movie with my
five-year-old cousin way too many times.

Voss and
Tihar stared at me in utter disbelief.

“What was that?” Voss’s mouth twitched
as if he was struggling not to laugh.

Putting on
my best poker face, I replied, “My battle
cry. Why?”

“The purpose of a war cry is to frighten
your enemies. Not reduce them to laughter,” Voss answered.

“I’m a fighter pilot. I seldom engaged in hand-to-hand
combat.”

“As
my mate, you will need a proper war cry,” Tihar announced.

“Thanks, but I’ve got one. Now prepare to
get your ass kicked. Mwah-hah-hah.”

My eyes bugged
as I stared at Tihar’s super-duper hard-on. Holy cow! Askoles had humanlike
penises, humongous balls and no pubic hair. Huh? Would you look at that? Even
his man parts had scales. I linked with Sarah. “Get a load of this.”

“Kinda busy. Talk later.”

“Okay, but Tihar is hung like a bull elephant.”

Voss threw
his hands up in disgust. “Quit staring at
his body. You are only encouraging him, Sarah.”

“He is an eyeful.”

“I am also a master of the thousand delights,” Tihar
proclaimed.

Voss crossed his arms and declared, “The only way to become a master is to have
had sex with that many females.”

“You’re a man whore?”

“No, a teacher. I have taught many females in the
pleasure houses these techniques.” Tihar held out his hand. “Surrender and I will begin your lessons.”

Wulf and the Bounty Hunter

Coletti Warlords Book #6

Wulf knows Yakira is his soulmate. Now he just needs to convince her. But
with intergalactic terrorists on Yakira’s trail, there’s little
time for romance. What’s a hot-blooded Coletti warlord to
do?

Yakira feels safe and cherished with Wulf, but he is a Coletti--the ultimatepredator with a taste for blood, a passion for battle, and the needto control everything in his life. The big question is: how does shemake Wulf understand she’s a powerful psychic with kick-ass bioniclimbs and quite capable of taking care of herself?

Kaylee knew being a Coletti Warlord's mate wasn't going to be easy. Not only
was Talree downright scary, he had a bossy streak a mile long and
collected enemies like most men collected lovers. But while Kaylee's
life might not be perfect, Talree truly loved her.

Flash forward nine months to a very pregnant, insanely hormonal and crankyas hell Kaylee. If the pregnancy wasn't enough to drive her crazy,Talree's enemies are tap dancing on her last nerve. The Shani QueenMother, a psychotic alien with a bone to grind against Talree,decided she wanted the planet Tartum--a barren piece of crap loadedwith Ditrum crystals, and part of the Coletti Empire. Her masterplan? Kidnap Kaylee and hold her for ransom. If the Overlord refusedto give Tartum to the Queen Mother, she would feed Kaylee and her sonto the Tai-Kok.

She thinks Kaylee will beg for mercy. Boy, is the alien bitch in for asurprise. She's about to meet a woman suffering from hormone overloadand a serious lack of chocolate. The only one begging for mercy willbe the Queen Mother.

Bree never thought her dimwit act, military grade mace, cattle prod, or
dumping a ton of stinky manure on Jaylan's head would encourage his
pursuit. Who knew a Coletti warlord would think being zapped with a
cattle prod as foreplay? Or that a clever opponent only heightened
his enjoyment of the chase?

The chase comes to an abrupt halt when the Tai-Kok attack Tucson, forcingBree to team up with the Coletti warlord to stop them. Suddenlyplucked from Earth by a crazed Tai-Kok commander, Jaylan and Breefind themselves stranded on a hostile alien world, and being trackedby a deadly Askole assassin. Neither of them expected to find love.

For Voss, a Coletti Warlord, conquering the universe is a piece of cake.
After all, he's a master of psychic seduction; no one can resist him
when he sets his mind to it.

Zoey Jones is determined to find her mother's killer. Surrendering to afierce Coletti warrior is the last thing on her mind. When Voss isdetermined to make Zoey his mate, she unleashes her own brand ofwhoop-ass to discourage his pursuit. When her clever disguises, skunkperfume, stun gun, and smoke bombs fail to stop the ruthless warlord,she's forced to negotiate her surrender: she would mate with him ifhe would help her find her mother's killer.

To Zoey's surprise, Voss agrees, and the hunt is on. Their quest tobring the villain to justice leads to unlikely alliances in aninterplanetary war, and more surprisingly, to love.

***Note- the first two books are not available for purchase at this time! The
publisher went out of business and the author is fighting to get her
rights back to sell the books!

Just My Luck

Coletti Warlords #1

Kaylee Jones is a trouble magnet. Chaos and disaster are her faithful
companions. She belongs to the thin blue line protecting Earth from
the Tai-Kok, alien predators who consider our world an
all-you-can-eat banquet.

Her crappy luck puts her on the alien freaks- most wanted list and lands
her in one of their prison cells. Her roommate? A very hungry
vampire. Okay, Talree's really a Coletti Warlord who decides to make
her his mate. Kaylee's definitely not willing but isn't strong enough
to fight him off and now he owns her mind, body and soul.

She'll admit the sex is hot and the bossy jerk has agreed to save Earth from

Stealing from a warlord and giving him the one finger salute as I made my
getaway was not the brightest thing I’d ever done. Okay, it was an
incredibly stupid stunt.

Did I mention that this particular Coletti warlord is the most feared in
the entire galaxy? That Zarek’s the ultimate predator and even the
other warlords are scared spitless of him? That he never ever stops
until he either captures or kills his prey?

Yeah, I have the big, bad after me and all because of one little finger.

I was a 9-1-1 dispatcher and to keep insanity at bay, I took up
writing. Not to worry. The insanity isn't catching - much. Other than
the addiction to chocolate and the twitch in my left eye, I'm
good.