Taking Eternal Vigilance Too Far...

13 days

I got a phone call today that someone had found my dog. Apparently, she jumped out of my kitchen window – saw a nice family and immediately jumped into their car. Basically she was on the streets for all of two seconds – the girl knows how to hustle.

It took two weeks, but their neighbor saw my signs and now my dog is back.

This is the last time I blog about my personal life. I’ll stick to making fun of politicians.