09 March 2007

Jocelyn's mental wanderings about her childrens' career potentials friggin killed me. She is brilliant in that can-pee-outside-in-her-snow-pants-and-snow-shoes-but-somehow-miraculously-not-pee-on-either.I know. I'm skeptical too. No chance she didn't wee on the snow shoes.

06 February 2007

He is scathing. He is hilarious. In short, he is scathingly hilarious.

Or maybe that's hilariously scathing.

Either way, our (meaning mine and his) deep commitment to the downfall of the distendedly hemorrhoidal, oozingly infectious Tom Cruise binds us together in only the way that superficial, anonymous blogging can.

His post today requires some mental gymnastics as Hey There Skippy leads us from The Classics to the Afflicted with Venereal Disease.

05 February 2007

According to Wikipedia, Mist "can also be created artificially with aerosol canisters if the humidity conditions are right."

Who knew?

She amuses me daily with her special brand of semi-slutty humor. Through her, I can voyeuristically leave my panties on the front lawn. I was especially delighted by Mist1's Family Outing to the local gay bar.