SDRR:publikenemy: This happens sorta quite often unfortunately according to my wife who works in pathology. A couple weeks ago a guy, father of 3, was found in his room on the floor with the porn still playing on the computer. There was a toilet brush handle protruding from his ass...DRT...dead right there.

Autopsy showed he had taken most of the brush end off and put a condom over that end and was furiously trying to come to a conclusion. When he hemmoraged he must have fallen on his ass. The brush end ram forced its way in farther. The condom came off and was unbelievably found in his lung./stories I have//always a man

Dude, please refrain from sharing any more stories of this nature.

kthanxbi

Once a month on average, she'll get a container labeled "foreign body, rectum"

Sometimes the container is still vibrating.

Sometimes it's just an IED

No, not explosive device..exploratory device..though I guess IMD would work too..improvised masturbatory device..

..because its usually something cone shaped to aid in exploring, so to speak, but one time it was a pair of salad tongs. Since the guys excuse for the tongs was that he was constipated, I think IED works best

publikenemy:SDRR: publikenemy: This happens sorta quite often unfortunately according to my wife who works in pathology. A couple weeks ago a guy, father of 3, was found in his room on the floor with the porn still playing on the computer. There was a toilet brush handle protruding from his ass...DRT...dead right there.

Autopsy showed he had taken most of the brush end off and put a condom over that end and was furiously trying to come to a conclusion. When he hemmoraged he must have fallen on his ass. The brush end ram forced its way in farther. The condom came off and was unbelievably found in his lung./stories I have//always a man

Dude, please refrain from sharing any more stories of this nature.

kthanxbi

Once a month on average, she'll get a container labeled "foreign body, rectum"

Sometimes the container is still vibrating.

Sometimes it's just an IED

No, not explosive device..exploratory device..though I guess IMD would work too..improvised masturbatory device..

..because its usually something cone shaped to aid in exploring, so to speak, but one time it was a pair of salad tongs. Since the guys excuse for the tongs was that he was constipated, I think IED works best

i think that you can decide how good of a person you are by how long you waited until after september 11th before you masturbated. for me, it was between the two buildings going down. i had to do it, i was thinking that if i don't, then the terrorists win. it was a strange time for all of us. and i know that the rest of you probably waited a whole week or something, because you're better than me, but i just couldn't wait that long.

Gyrfalcon:But what, an orgasm inflicted by someone else is free of danger?

If you're at risk for aneurism, ANY orgasm is risky, so I'm just going to take my chances and go out happy. Better my vibrator be the culprit than some guy have to deal with f*cking me to death, you know?

TFA says sex, period, whether solo or with a partner or seven, as well as childbirth and pooping can cause it to happen.

Among other worthies who died during intercourse was the smiling Governor Nelson Rockefeller. At the time the story was that he had experienced a coronary thrombosis, though I suspect it could have been a stroke as well.

publikenemy:This happens sorta quite often unfortunately according to my wife who works in pathology. A couple weeks ago a guy, father of 3, was found in his room on the floor with the porn still playing on the computer. There was a toilet brush handle protruding from his ass...DRT...dead right there.

Autopsy showed he had taken most of the brush end off and put a condom over that end and was furiously trying to come to a conclusion. When he hemmoraged he must have fallen on his ass. The brush end ram forced its way in farther. The condom came off and was unbelievably found in his lung./stories I have//always a man

juvandy:I felt a pop in the back of my head one time under *similar* circumstances.... had a bit of a headache for an hour or so afterward but that was all. Never worried about it

Anyone else ever experience something similar?

Yes. I was in buenos aires for work for a couple of months and had problems with post fap headaches. Back of head just above the neck on one side. Had them for awhile after each session. I do suffer from migraines but they are from a different spot in my head. My migraine medicine didn't help. Doctor gave me prednisone Rx but I haven't needed it. Of course he didn't necessarily know the trigger.

Mutt Farkinov:publikenemy: This happens sorta quite often unfortunately according to my wife who works in pathology. A couple weeks ago a guy, father of 3, was found in his room on the floor with the porn still playing on the computer. There was a toilet brush handle protruding from his ass...DRT...dead right there.

Autopsy showed he had taken most of the brush end off and put a condom over that end and was furiously trying to come to a conclusion. When he hemmoraged he must have fallen on his ass. The brush end ram forced its way in farther. The condom came off and was unbelievably found in his lung./stories I have//always a man

RollingThunder:Having spent most of a day in the ER two weeks ago after suffering a brutal attack of coital headache, I'm really not getting a kick out of this.

Luckily mine wasn't a hemorrhage (that they can see), but god damn does it suck. Worried as hell now every time the wife and I start to get busy, and I've had to say "No, stop NOW" twice when I felt a headache starting to build.

Yeah, I've had the occasional post-coital headache in the past. They're no fun. I've never had a migraine, but I'm pretty sure the feeling is pretty similar. Rapid fire jackhammer to the back of the skull, headache for a day straight and no sex for a week or two since arousal will make your head foggy and unfocused. Similar to the halo effect that migraine and epileptic sufferers feel.

/but the thought in the back of your mind that you can get rubbed out for rubbing one out... yeah... no fun//have respect for women who say "not tonight, I have a headache" - I can relate

Gyrfalcon:But what, an orgasm inflicted by someone else is free of danger?

If you're at risk for aneurism, ANY orgasm is risky, so I'm just going to take my chances and go out happy. Better my vibrator be the culprit than some guy have to deal with f*cking me to death, you know?

That might be involuntary (wo)manslaughter ... he'd beat the rap , then go fap ... only to die from a brain aneurism. Vicious Cycle.

If you got caught in the act ? - could this be considered attempted suicide ?Now the doctors have you on suicide watch !How many people would call the authorities ... or ...just WATCH while you were on suicide watch ?I'll need a new circle of friends - SOON.

RollingThunder:Having spent most of a day in the ER two weeks ago after suffering a brutal attack of coital headache, I'm really not getting a kick out of this.

Luckily mine wasn't a hemorrhage (that they can see), but god damn does it suck. Worried as hell now every time the wife and I start to get busy, and I've had to say "No, stop NOW" twice when I felt a headache starting to build.

...I am so, so glad I don't get those. Like, there are no words.

/Chronic migraines//I think I have actually found a condition I can safely say I would rather not have instead of this.

Gyrfalcon:belhade: Gyrfalcon: But what, an orgasm inflicted by someone else is free of danger?

If you're at risk for aneurism, ANY orgasm is risky, so I'm just going to take my chances and go out happy. Better my vibrator be the culprit than some guy have to deal with f*cking me to death, you know?

My uncle died of this at the age of 46. He dropped dead while washing his car. My Aunt also died of this at the age of 43. She complained of the worst headache she had ever experienced - so bad she was in tears from the pain. She died in hospital. Their grandmother also died from this at the age of 42.

TV's Vinnie:I not only call shenanigans on this story, but I want to call in a napalm air strike on the the author's house as well as the offices of Salon.com for daring to put forth some bullsh*t story that over-frightened soccer moms will no doubt use to turn their little Chads and Billy's into involuntary eunuchs.

You're eitherA)TrollingB)Talking out your poopchute because you didn't RTFAorC)Incredibly farktarded