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When pregnant with dd, we were discussing our plans to move out of state with friends. They wanted us to wait til the baby was born so they could see her, and when I explained that we needed to be moved before she came, and that you can't nurse in a moving vehicle, his best friend responded with," can't you just throw your tit over the backseat?" Really idiot? I tried to shoot him with a bb gun lol

I just don't get the "was it planned?" question. Why are they even curious about that? In my case, we've been married 14 years and I'm 37 years old. If we weren't using birth control, we'd have popped out 9 or 10 rugrats by now. Do they think we just started having sex? Just find it puzzling.

I also get the so who's the dad....really? Are you kidding me? I lost my V Card to SO and apparently I just have sex with who ever no i'm not a whore thank you and I sure as hell hope that if it wasn't SO that it wouldn't be some gross man whore you know just saying....d-bags lol

The rudest comment I got was from a fifty something year old acquaintance-he asked if it was planned and since I have already been asked this a million times (not sure why, I'm in my 30s, happily married, with a home, and a 6 year old) I just gave my simple reply of, "yes it was." He came back with, "Oh, so you planned it to trap the poor guy!" I was like WTF??? I just walked away. Little does he know my husband was on board for another child before I was!!

I keep getting questions about what's going to happen when I give birth. What's my birth plan? Are you gonna get an epidural? Are you gonna breastfeed? Well, I've never done this before so I guess we'll just see what happens when she gets here. Ill do what the doctors say and figure it out. There ate no guarantees with delivery!

Also, since I'm due 7/2 I get "oh, you'll have a 4thlittle of July baby!" Again, no guarantees! I was 3w2d late so I'm not banking on having a baby while watching the fireworks!

Weird strangers at work have been making comments lately. I wear scrubs at work (ugly ones, issued by the hospital, they fit no one and are universally unflattering) and think they hide my belly for the most part. The other day in the elevator a lady told me I was big. I said, "Hm". She took that as an invite for further commenting and said, "Are you sure it's not twins?" And I said, "Well, 3 ultrasounds say 'no', but I guess another one just might be hiding in there." Then while waiting in line at the cafeteria a random stranger asked if this was my first pregnancy. I said "No, it's my fourth." So she said, "Well, you just pop them right out, don't you?" And I replied with my standard "Hm", while thinking, "Fuck off, whore, who asked you?"

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Bigs 2006, B-Bug 2007-2011, Beebo 2009, Babygirl 2012

"It doesn't matter anyway" is the mantra of those who don't care enough to do the right thing.

Upon telling people that I've lost over 10lbs since I got pregnant..."omg is the baby ok... It's not good to lose weight while pregnant" eff off ok... No you can lose weight specially when your high risk for gd and that scares you... My doctor even said as long as I feel fine she's not going to worry about me losing weight because the baby is right on track!

Today at dinner for my moms birthday, her gay guy friend asked me what I was my naming my girl and I said Camryn, and he was like I bet you are going to spell it c-a-m-r-y-n aren't you and I said yes. And he was like oh I was just joking, but ok. he's like I guess that's better than spelling it Cameron. I just looked at him.