Well I had prejudged you and subsequently written you off as being highly pretentious “and not in a good way”, but I must admit your FAQ was not too bad. You may be a good self-depreciating Canadian after all, regardless, or rather in spite of the lack of knowledge you may have of your neighbours and fellow taxpayers to the West. Wait a minute, was that comma supposed to go inside the quotations!?

“Well I had prejudged you and subsequently written you off as being highly pretentious ”

Good lord no….. I’ve actually injured myself because I was trying to ride my cat around like a miniature horse, and smashed my face off the wall when she took a corner too fast.

I got into a Leggo arms race with several of my friends in the middle of cocktail party…and tried to bring down my friend Chris elaborately built genocide doomsday stations with a moneky ridden duo cycle I had drunkenly cobbled together.

Just goes to show you that it’s easy to prejudge someone based on seeing one thing, but then you may [if you’re lucky] discover that they were unlike your assumption after all. Just like Sandro DeAngelis. No wait, that guy’s still a dick. You seem all right though.