Posts tagged "boobs"

Comedian Nick Stevens gives us his take on the Cami Secret, which is basically a device you clip on to your bra to make it look like you're wearing a camisole. His message? Women, let the world admire your lady prizes—don't use the boob apron. It's a boner-killing titkerchief. And ... I can't stop laughing.

Jessica Simpson really fails at this setting-a-good-example thing. I know "The Price of Beauty," her VH1 reality show, tries to impart the idea that beauty comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. She's even referred to the show as being like "missionary work" for her. But Jessica certainly doesn't further her ow…

Breasts are good for lots of things, like feeding newborns and painting exquisite abstract artwork. A Russian artist named Victoria excels at the latter, dipping her jugglies on a palette of Dick Blick paint and smearing her paint-covered nipples on a canvas. Um, doesn't breast-painting hurt? Maybe she believes she has to suffer for…

As if these butt and boobs motorcycle helmets weren't icky enough on their own, the boob helmet comes complete with a nipple piercing. Before seeing this particular piercing, we didn't even know that nipple piercings could be particularly gaudy, we'd always though it was a standard ring sort of situation. Now we know better. One…

We know Mel Gibson likes beavers. But the star has a terribly sexist attitude towards other ladyparts — breasts, to be exact. A week ago we were all shocked and appalled by an audiotape in which Mel allegedly screamed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, "You look like a f**king pig in heat…

If there's one thing I like more than a boobs story, it's a deadly boobs story. Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey, 30, of Houston, Texas, is in possession of the world's biggest breasts, measuring in at a whopping 38KKK. Last year she told the Houston station KRIV, "I want to look better each…

Uh oh, mommy-blogger kerfluffle! The deputy editor of the UK's Mother and Baby magazine, Kathryn Blundell, has ruffled some feathers after describing breastfeeding as "creepy." In a recent article in Mother and Baby, Blundell wrote that she bottle-fed her baby because "seeing your teeny, tiny innocent baby latching on to where your lover…

Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy's website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the "Evolution of the Boob"! Playboy dipped into their old photos to show us breasts from the past six decades because, apparently, "boob shape" is as cyclical as fashion. Now, I looked…

It probably hurt, but Russian model Iren Ferrari learned a valuable life lesson about plastic surgery: Ferrari is suing a Swiss airline after she says turbulence burst her size 44J breast implants. But I will take take her word for it that they are as fragile as big, sexy water balloons. Ferrari claim…

Welcome to womanhood, ladies! A group of transgender women sunbathing topless at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend drew the finger-wag of a lifeguard when they refused to cover their "surgically enhanced breasts." Police were called over these tatas! The police chief says these women were not committing a crime, however,…

This is all kinds of creepy: fans of 18-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep petitioned the player (on Facebook and elsewhere) against getting a breast reduction when she announced her big boobs hurt her and hindered her game. Why make such an announcement in the first place? Who knows.

"I'm not a gold digger, I'm a boob digger. I like boobs."— Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a "butt digger," because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK]…

Rejoice, nerds everywhere, you will finally get to grope a breast. And not just any boob, this one is pretty dang powerful. Rest your hand on the soft rubber top for that real feel. Tweak the nipple to make the arrow squirm. I can't say what messages the iTit will send to your penis, but…

Behold the Cami Secret! A handkerchief that hooks on to your bra so when you wear a low-cut top, your lecherous male co-workers won't spontaneously motorboard you. (Ohmigosh, you have that problem too?!) It won't ruin your clothes with safety pins, and it eliminates the need for those annoying camisoles you have to wear…

Why do men like boobs? The answer is a lot simpler than you think. [Your Tango] Do you want to win $500 to spend at Bluefly? Of course, you do. Simply tell them about the "fly-est thing" in your closet and you'll be entered to win the prize. [Bluefly] Vice President…

Remember how the other day that charming Iranian prayer leader theorized that women cause earthquakes? Well, Blag Hag blogger Jen McCreight wants to test-drive that theory by proposing a “boobquake.” On Monday, April 26, she is encouraging women of the world to join her while she experiments with the natural power of…

I can only imagine the back pain that would be caused by having 40 LL boobs. But, oh, there are other hazards, too. The woman in this video tells a story about almost suffocating her boyfriend with her chest while she was on top. Seriously, the dude passed out. Are you sure you want them…

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Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…