No one comes close to Zachary Quinto

Stand down other men. You can’t compete with Zachary Quinto. Even though the Emmys tried to disappear him. Please appreciate the satin piping on this jacket that goes all the way around. And the way he didn’t try to exactly match his tie to his handkerchief. It’s OK. You don’t have to. I love that he knows he doesn’t have to.

It’s unfair for men, sometimes, you know? There’s not a lot of variety. But guys like Quinto, and Eddie Redmayne, they manage to make it different and new every time. They take pleasure in making it different and new every time. They give me a reason to give the bitch a break. And now that she’s rested, we resume.