Apple Parody Video Takes on The DAOsaster, Fake Bitcoin Apps

Suspicions become aroused when Apple’s App Store claims to have an “approved digital currency” list — one which includes defunct DAO tokens and an ever-growing list of thieving Bitcoin wallets — which also, somehow, continues to stonewall Dash. A Dash wallet has twice been rejected by Apple over the past year, and the corporate behemoth went so far as to demand that Jaxx Wallet remove their popular support for Dash last week.

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The App Store: Picking the Bad Apples of Cryptocurrency

In response to this incoherence, I’ve just published this Apple parody video. Say hello to Millicent Beauregard, digital currency expert at the Apple App Store!

A Dash core team member first submitted a wallet to the Apple App Store in December 2015. It was rejected, the sole reason given being that Dash was not an “approved currency.”