Ladies and gentlemen, there was some seriously stiff competition for Comment of the Day today, which is why it's all the more impressive that Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark has pulled off a rare double COTD victory. First up, we have this version of Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" which has been updated to reflect her love of peeing in public:

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Apparently non-natural pregnancies are only allowed once per messiah, ladies.

Job well done, Ari Schwartz!

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