If you went to college in Texas, who could your mascot beat?

Maybe best chart ever: Mascots of Texas colleges are paired up in death matches, e.g. the horned frog vs. the cougar. Some of the “outcomes” of the matches seem a bit capricious — why would the SMU pony beat the UH cougar? I think it would get eaten first. (I’m guessing somebody involved with the chart went to SMU, because that’s the only way the pony would take the whole shootin’ match.)

I’m rather glad my school wasn’t in Texas, because its mascot was a cardinal, and I don’t think the cardinal would beat anybody, not even the Rice owl. But then, we don’t beat that many teams in football, either. Not even the Lord Jeffs, which is a team name that really wouldn’t fly in Texas.

So the St. Mary’s University RATTLER doesn’t make the box? So we haven’t had a football team in a while (Yeaah) but when we did Dwight Eisenhower was an assistant coach. And we do have most other sports. Besides a RATTLER will snuff any of the other wimps on the list and do it over an agony filled time period. Bunch of 4 legged wusses.