Space Girl Blues

by Bruce Pavalon

A young man with a troubled past falls in love with a young woman who believes she’s been abducted by aliens and that one of her alien abductors has fallen in love with her.

Chapter 12: Dream #3

The Green Giant billboard stands in front of the igloo. Inside the igloo, Aaron sleeps. A light shines through the entrance of the igloo, and the Geico Gecko, Chef Boyardee, the Michelin Man, the Morton Salt Umbrella Girl, Cap’n Crunch and the Green Giant walk into the igloo and surround Aaron.

Aaron opens his eyes and starts to scream, but the Green Giant covers his mouth before he can make a peep.

“Ho, ho, ho,” says the Green Giant, while the other mascots laugh insanely.