After being convinced to see the town's local dentist, Rainbow Dash finds herself experiencing some forgotten emotions. And when the town's dentist reveals her true feelings for her, what does Rainbow do?

Soarin recalls for his comrades the story of a Hearth's warming charity gig where he met a MILF named Derpy Hooves and a tasty piece of flank named Colgate. It's a wild tale involving tinsel, a hat, forgetting to lock doors and of course, PIE