A while ago I started making a Magic: The Gathering fanset based on politics and media and crap like that. It was pretty cool, and I got most of the unique mechanics worked out, but I got bored after a while and put it aside. While working on it, I also made a few unrelated joke cards just for my own amusement.

"See, God created us so that we could worship him. If we don't do what we were created for, God puts us in a puddle of hot melted rock forever. If you don't get what I'm telling you, you DESERVE to go to hell for being so stupid."

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Which is the lesser of two evils? A Communist State favoring the rationality of evolution while censoring public free speech. Or a Democratic Christian Nation ruled by the deluded majority? As a world citizen of both homes, I am torn

My discussions are a search for truth, and for that search to be honest, all parties involved must be open to the prospect of being wrong.What is there to gain in guessing about that which cannot be known?

If the Bible had verses like "Lord God halted the lands and it was set in place" and "the generations are a slight change, and these changes can make animals never seen before", would you reject plate tectonics instead of evolution?

@blinddesign: "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rasoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold moloko-plus... This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."