Top 10 Most Unlikely Wars

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This is a list of the top ten two countries that will most likely never be I'm a war against each other...

The Top Ten

1Lebanon - Venezuela

2Jamaica - Mexico

The weed heads in Jamaica are approached by the cartels. It could go one of two ways, the cartels get everyone addicted to heroin, or the Jamaicans stop the invasion by playing reggae and smoking weed.

The US has a reputation for taking months to respond to a crisis and then attacking the country next to the culprit. If said crisis was somehow linked to the Eurozone Crisis, they might knock out the Euro office in Belgium. Imagine that... - PositronWildhawk

The Netherlands is suspected by the U.S. government to have oil and terrorists - SirSkeletorThe3rd

8The Netherlands - Canada

9Canada - Finland

10Angola - Chile

Angola was formally a Communist country, but if they did become Communist again, the US would attack them first. - Turkeyasylum