I Wonder How Refunds Would Work…

So many questions! Are they itemized? Hand-printed or computerized? Can they be used as leverage when haggling with other prostitutes over pricing? Do you need to keep them for your expense reimbursements if you’re travelling on business?

Well, I’m all for it. It’s about damn time those lazy whores have to file taxes like the rest of us.

“OK, so that’s one blow job with extra ass-slaps, and a side of shameful weeping. Cash or charge?”