This handsome devil is not a hazelnut bong. It's a nutcracker. Or rather, a nut-smashed-by-gravity's-pitiless-fury-er. Your wrists will thank you every bit as much as your legumes will fear you.

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Fortunately, you're still on your own against those leftover Brazil nuts at the bottom of the bowl; while designer Tan Jun Yuan has built a working prototype, but it's not for sale anywhere yet. And frankly, can you blame him? Once you've mastered a very small corner of the universe, it's hard to share.