Hi - Thank God you arrived - Perhaps your mate will stop pestering me now with his all his sweet talk.
I must admit I am quite irresistible - I guess being an Alien has it's own special allure but I keep telling him I am androgynous and 20 foot tall
and He is just not my type - You may think I am joking and you would be right.
Have fun

>> Welcome to the Internet. It needs to come with a warning label!

The good news is, the denizens here are mostly harmless, and if your BF is flirting, it's most likely with a large bearded man who adopted the handle
"Hot Blonde Thing" so he could get more mod points on his comments.

>> FYI (For Your Information) "Mod points" or "Karma" is when people vote that your comment was a good one. For some reason, people like to have
more Mod points, so they can feel like the blogging wasn't a complete waste of time. But we are just here to avoid real life. Or IRL (In Real Life).
It's a lot like paying to go to Art College.

Welcome STGF, but I have to say that if my mate decided to follow me on the internet I'd have to shoot her. Wait, I'm just kidding! I meant I'd
have to shoot her again (don't EVER mess with my golf channel!).

a smarter way to mess with your bf would have been to not state your his gf and then flirted with him on here to watch his reaction. Sorry thunder lol
this will be interesting to say the lest. I bet many fights will get stated over who's right and who wrong on different threads. I happen to be more
like your bf in that I'm more right wing well anyway welcome

If he doesn't behave or doesn't take out the trash you know you have a community here with several thousands that can mind control him with only a
handful of posts. So you shouldn't worry about him going " old school on ya in here "

Secondly

If he does go old school on ya, then take a snap shot of him in his most awkward moment and upload it...

.... No No..scratch that one.. Look lets
leave it to the mind control altering threads.

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Sit back and relax.

Quck Heads Up - and umm...yeah keep this mind for when ever you need to use it.

A male resident of Kazakhstan decided to impress his wife with an apology for a family fight that the couple had had before. The man ordered a bouquet
of one million red roses to apologize and surprise his wife.

all ok don't worry the more knowledge the better now matter how risky, do we have anything to lose
beside our personal freedom and the same for our children, nieces and nephews- take that to the
gov/t I would say the bank but give me a break

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