Two more reasons to hate Gwyneth Paltrow are tucked inside a WWD piece about her "work" as the face of Hugo Boss's latest sent, Jour Pour Femme. (For those of you how are counting, we're up to reasons 3,587 and 3,588. This here was 3,586.)

First, the most tone-deaf celebrity in the world tells WWD that being the face of a fragrance is "really is such a perfect job when you have kids." She can only do one film a year because of her family, she says, "so it’s so nice for me to be able to work for a great company and, you know, I’m going to Spain next week for two days so I still get to travel and meet really interesting people and have a work interaction. But it’s not like I am out of the house for three months." God, no.

Second, Paltrow takes us through a sample day: "I wake up at 7 a.m., I get [the kids] fed, and I get them dressed in their uniforms, any bits of homework are finished. I take them to school. She [Apple, now 9] gets dropped off at 8:25 a.m., and he [Moses, now 7] gets dropped off at 8:45 a.m., so we have a croissant together in his school dining room and we do reading together.

"Then I go home and I work for one hour on all the e-mails that come in overnight from L.A. Then I exercise from about 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Then I work on Goop [the digital media and e-commerce company she founded] pretty much the rest of the day until I pick up my kids and then they have various activities."

Must be nice to be able to squeeze in those two hours a day to exercise. Granted, part of her job is looking like this, but still. And the croissant? We're temped to make that 3,589.