1.23.2006

Talk about scandalous! The reunion of all reunions is now being planned and I couldn't be more excited!!! For the first time ever, the infamous Amy "watch out or I'll put a bullet in your brain lady!" Fisher, Mary Jo and Joey "I didn't do it!" Buttafuoco have all agreed to have a face-to-face television reunion, more than 10 years after Amy shot Mary Jo in the face. For those of you who aren't familiar with this story, Amy Fisher (then 16) was having an affair with an older, married man, greeeazzy car mechanic Joey. Long story short, Amy was obsessed with Joey and wanted to knock his wife Mary Jo off so she could have the fat slob all to herself. She ended up shooting her in the head. Amazingly, Mary Jo survived, but I think she's still got a bullet lodged in her head somewhere. To this day, Amy claims that Joey knew about her plans to pop Mary Jo, but Joey denies, denies, denies, that he ever encouraged her to do such a thing (heh, yah, right.) Joey served 6 months in prison for statutory rape and Amy landed in prison for 7 years for attempted murder. Amy told the New York Post she is ready for the reunion and to put the past behind her, It's time to just put it behind us. We played this all out in a public eye. It'd be interesting to let the public see the healing process at the end. They saw everything else why not let them see the final product?" Joey, still a pig and an asshole, said he is going to ask Amy to explain her actions, "I've been asked about a million times by Mary Jo, `Why did Amy shoot me?' I was never able to get that answer. There's going to be a lot of shocking revelations, and that's why I'm excited to sit down to do this." Um, I think Joey is probably more excited about being able to jump off his ice cream truck and get back in front of the cameras more than getting "answers."Amy now has a child and is married to a man 24 years older than her (daddy complex, much?), Joey is remarried and Mary Jo is engaged. The reunion has yet to be sold to a network, but I have no doubt that it will be on TV soon enough. All I want to say is that Geraldo better be the moderator!!!