GLAMBERT: “Adam Lambert may be too controversial for live television, but the L.A. freaks couldn’t be more thrilled to have the American Idol runner up pushing the envelope at the Gridlock 2009 New Year’s Eve bash at Paramount Studios. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to see the singer on television and his performance won’t be streaming live on the web.”

“[Adriana] never thought about being a lesbian but then when she finds out she has feelings for her, she really starts to think about it. Gia knew her whole life, but for Adrianna, she’s questioning her sexuality. She likes the closeness she feels with Gia and it doesn’t matter what gender that person is – Gia makes her feel good.”

THREE MEN & A BABY:Twenty-two years after the smash hit Three Men and a Baby, Disney has plans for another sequel. Um … didn’t they already do that and wasn’t it called Three Men and a Little Lady? Are we going to forget about that? In any event it’ll be called Three Men and a Bride, which is lovely. (@ew)

LADY GAGA: A never-before seen video with The Midway State Featuring Lady GaGa, “Don’t Give Up”:

GAY SEX ON DAYTIME TV: Yesterday, television history was made as One Life to Live aired the first ever gay sex scene on daytime TV. Interesting that this aired on ABC, the same network that flipped their shit with the Adam Lambert debacle in November.

Also Adam Lambert’s New Year’s Resolution is “To keep being positive and try to live in the moment and enjoy this.” You too, kids!

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It refers to suffocating stupid assholes.. like … i don’t know.. you for example. One might straddle your windpipe with such force as to asphyxiate the stupidity right out of you. (wearing full body armor and administering a circle circle dot dot in order to protect against your cooties of course.)