Britney Spears is facing allegations that she abused her two young sons.

A former bodyguard claims that she beat one kid with a belt and fed both boys food they were allergic to, making them violently ill. This is the same guy who claims Britney sexually harassed him by walking around naked, and he says was forced to quit his job due to Britney's erratic behavior. Grain of salt? [The Sun]

Oh lord, the tabloids are gonna love this one: "Jennifer Aniston has been visiting a life coach to make her baby dream come true." [News.com.au]

Breaking: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have a new dog, Jackie Lambchops. [This Is London]

Would you like to see Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' divorce papers? [Radar Online]

This columnist alleges that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green superfast because she has "lost all her self-confidence" and Brian is her life support and is "willing to take care of her." [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]

Wait, in that 2007 DUI case, cops thought Lindsay Lohan's coke was a breath mint? And so there was evidence contamination? Amazing. She is so lucky. [TMZ]

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner went bowling together in NYC! Team Jacob! [People]

Witnesses say Jason Bateman lied about the iPhone incident in which he was pulled out of line and escorted inside. Jason claimed: "There wasn't one boo. Not one hiss. The Apple guy brought me in away from the paparazzi. Period. I was content in line. I wish I'd stayed." But a witness says: "There was a chorus of boos and then people shouting, 'What?' and 'We've been here for hours!'" [Us]

Jason Bateman now says: "If there were boos, I didn't hear them. If some were mad, I didn't see them. I wish I had. If you're out there, I'm sorry." [Us]

Coming to the radio airwaves in the US: Russell Brand. [This Is London]

Elizabeth Vargas did a Good Morning America segment about Michael Douglas's financial battle with ex-wife Diandra Douglas, but neglected to mention that she dated Michael before his divorce with Diandra was finalized. Whoops! [Page Six]

When paparazzi tried to snap a shot of Andy Roddick and his wife, Brooklyn Decker, at a World Cup festival in London, Andy hid behind Brooklyn. Used her as cover. [Gatecrasher]

Angela Kinsey — who plays Angela on The Office — has filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years, Warren Lieberstein, who works as a writer and producer on the show. [People]

Ooh! Scandal on Broadway! A chorus girl had to leave Rock Of Ages because she's knocked up — and she's pregnant by the show's star, former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis. [Page Six]

Get your starfish and coffee ready; Prince is releasing new music. [The Life Files]