All of my Chelsea mates are sending me messages saying shit like “Can’t wait to see Sanchez in blue next season!!!” and “How much do you think you’ll end up taking for Sanchez when we come in for him?”.

Chavksi are like the antisocial scumbag neighbour that wins 100m on a lottery. May be rich but at the same time doesnt make them any less than scum and nasty, just a shitbag asshole with money, fuck chelski!