'Jersey Shore' Angelina Thinks 'The Situation' Is Gay

EXCLUSIVE: Angelina Pivarnick isn't even on 'Jersey Shore' anymore, but that hasn't stopped the feisty Staten Islander from lobbing bombs at her former castmates. Her target this fine Monday is Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who she believes is -- mamma mia -- gay.

"I think Mike is gay," Angelina tells me, bluntly. "I think he's gay because of the way he talks and the way he abuses girls. He talks down to women."

Reached for comment, Mike's rep calls Angie's comments "ridiculous," telling me that "obviously the only way she can get press is to slander my client. She's become a circus sideshow. Kinda sad to see."

This isn't the first time gay rumors have been dismissed by Mike. After he was caught off guard appearing on the cover of the Village Voice's Queer Issue in 2010, Mike said he was happy to pose for his gay fan base, although he made it clear he was straight.

Angelina, who hooked up with Sitch, compared him to a dead fish, saying, "I didn't have sex with him but to be honest with you, to get a girl riled up to the point where you want to have sex, he doesn't even know how to do that. I honestly feel like he's in the closet right now; he doesn't want to come out."

Honey, just because a guy doesn't want to go all the way with you doesn't make him gay, that makes him smart -- a word I never thought I would use in the same sentence as "The Situation"!

She wasn't, stuball, so f**k you. As for you, Mark-O, I'd say there's plenty wrong with just being human given my experiences with the dregs of this laughable world over the years, so yeah, in that sense gays are generally no worse than anyone else. With that said, mindlessly referring to people as "tools" is gay in case you hadn't heard so you should endeavor to improve on your attempted slanders in future.

Angelina, this is the funniest article I have read all day. Thanks for making my day. I've been laughing all day. I believe you are right, but in the odd event you aren't, I still think its funny as hell. Keep up the good work!!!