A classic. Except it's only acceptable in two different scenarios. 1) It's your girlfriend's favorite over-sized sweater and you forgot a shirt so you had to borrow it. 2) You plan on being alone for the rest of forever.

No, not the purse. We are talking about the fantastic florescent buttons on the jacket. Yup. Work it.

The pop of color

No, not the purse. We are talking about the fantastic florescent buttons on the jacket. Yup. Work it.

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The jump suit

It's about time they start selling these to men. They are so convenient. There is no effort involved. Throw it on and go.

The jump suit

It's about time they start selling these to men. They are so convenient. There is no effort involved. Throw it on and go.

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The cool beach

Sometimes when you go swimming in the summer it gets cold. Better bring a matching jacket just in case.

The cool beach

Sometimes when you go swimming in the summer it gets cold. Better bring a matching jacket just in case.

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The century hopper

You will look so advanced and sharp it'll be like you're from a different planet.

The century hopper

You will look so advanced and sharp it'll be like you're from a different planet.

Photo: Catwalking, Getty

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The mesh shirt

For the modest man in you. This is the option if you don't want to show all your goodies.

The mesh shirt

For the modest man in you. This is the option if you don't want to show all your goodies.

Photo: Venturelli, Getty

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The nerd in disguise

It's fine if you're a nerd. You no longer have to hide from bullies because now designers are making neon camo. They'll never find you now.

The nerd in disguise

It's fine if you're a nerd. You no longer have to hide from bullies because now designers are making neon camo. They'll never find you now.

Photo: Victor Boyko, Getty

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The incognito

No one, and we mean no one, will ever find you covered in all those colors. You will blend in perfectly to the natural environment.

The incognito

No one, and we mean no one, will ever find you covered in all those colors. You will blend in perfectly to the natural environment.

Photo: Victor Boyko, Getty

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The sassy pants

Don't waste your breath on people not worth your time. Just wear pants that speak for you. For instance these scream "I was crazy enough to put these on so don't think I'm not crazy enough to mess you up."