Portman Loves Puppies

With the once mighty USofA being flushed further down the crapper with each passing day, most Americans have been forced to simply sit by the wayside and watch their country burn. Celebrities however, have turned to the almighty PSA to try and help turn things around. The latest to chime in are Natalie "I-have-a-crush-on-the-guy-writing-this-story" Portman, and Rashida "I'm-not-as-pretty-as-Natalie-Portman" Jones. They did their part, now go do yours.

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"The once mighty US of A being flushed down the crapper...", "sit by the wayside and watch their country burn"...really? I'm sorry, maybe the humor in that got lost in translation. Go fuck yourself Barna you jerkoff. It's funny because even in our trying times I'd bet it's pretty safe to say that almost any countryman in the world wishes they had the notoriety that we Americans have. I always liked your brother or whatever relation he is to you much better anyways. I hope your run on this site

"The once mighty US of A being flushed down the crapper...", "sit by the wayside and watch their country burn"...really? I'm sorry, maybe the humor in that got lost in translation. Go fuck yourself Barna you jerkoff. It's funny because even in our trying times I'd bet it's pretty safe to say that almost any countryman in the world wishes they had the notoriety that we Americans have. I always liked your brother or whatever relation he is to you much better anyways. I hope your run on this site ends soon and Ben comes back. Dick.

Prettier the portman?!?!?!

Ahhhh. That was nice. It's impossible for me to not like anything that Portman does.
And this was the first of these 'Funny or Die' shorts that I actually laughed at. Get rid of that 'Heroes' girl. More Portman!

Ahhhh. That was nice. It's impossible for me to not like anything that Portman does.
And this was the first of these 'Funny or Die' shorts that I actually laughed at. Get rid of that 'Heroes' girl. More Portman!