[8:02:34 PM] Satchmo Catlin: but justin bieber's dick is a big deal to a lot of people
[8:02:52 PM] Satchmo Catlin: especially since everyone expected him to have a little baby dick but he actually doesn't
[8:03:03 PM] Satchmo Catlin: that itself is newsworthy
[8:03:17 PM] Satchmo Catlin: JB doesn't have a little baby dick, what a time to be alive

[8:07:49 PM] Mike: But we're having a conversation about Justin Beibers dick
[8:08:25 PM] Satchmo Catlin: I mean if I were a celebrity, I'd want anonymous people talking about my dick in skype chats too
[8:08:52 PM] Mike: If you're reading this it's too late

[11:44:32 PM] Earl David Ratliff: I don't even get why satch thinks I'm destroying this guy
[11:44:40 PM] Earl David Ratliff: but if it makes him giggle like the schoolgirl he is
[11:44:41 PM] Earl David Ratliff: so be it

[3:57:56 PM] Denko: hey calm down
[3:57:59 PM | Edited 3:58:01 PM] Denko: that amv was good
[3:58:28 PM] Arvin: i haven't degenerated to the point of enjoying amv's yet
[3:58:33 PM] Arvin: im gonna drag myself out of this hole
[3:58:36 PM] Arvin: belike i used to be
[3:58:40 PM] Arvin: anime was a mistake
[3:58:42 PM] Arvin: just like me

[11:28:58 PM] Arvin: idk if ill be ever leaving the house again until college
[11:29:03 PM] Arvin: mom came home today
[11:29:08 PM] Arvin: and she started yelling at me for no reason
[11:29:23 PM] Arvin: and then she started trying to hit me
[11:29:29 PM] Arvin: so I told her she should strongly consider suicide
[11:29:52 PM] Arvin: my dad started laughing really hard after I said that
[11:30:10 PM] Arvin: and the only thing going through my mind was literally 'what the actual fuck did I just do'

[11:52:15 PM] Satchmo Catlin: Despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal; by purchasing one of equal or lesser value
[11:53:43 PM] Mike: I have no clue what that means
[11:54:01 PM] Arvin: you wouldnt
[11:54:03 PM] Arvin: filthy brit
[11:54:11 PM] Arvin: b u r g e r k i n g b o y z
[11:54:33 PM] Mike: We have Burger King here you fucking faggot
[11:54:37 PM] Arvin: oh
[11:54:41 PM] Arvin: i thought you guys
[11:54:43 PM] Mike: I just don't eat trash food
[11:54:44 PM] Arvin: were a 3rd world country
[11:54:45 PM] Arvin: forgot
[11:55:01 PM] Mike: Lmao have a nice life with that cardiovascular disease
[11:55:03 PM] Arvin: everything except America is 3rd world in the eyes of a real american