Ex-prisoner, Piper Kerman explains the reality of Lindsay Lohan's jail sentence in relation to prison time. "[Lohan] may choose to “talk on the vents” to the other prisoners by whispering into the air ducts, a common practice in many facilities." That's a good way to promote her amazing new song. [Daily Beast]

MTV's Jersey Shore Season Two will air on July 29th but in the mean time you can enjoy a little piece of the Situation's family history. [Jezebel]