OK, this is kinda like Glottis' sword-fighting game. Someone says something and I reply. Nothing connected with gerbils, purple, orange(s), backpacks or anything that isn't rhymable. I will ignore these. I will answer with a swashbuckling bucaneer reply. OK, start
(PS, if you think I am posting crappy topics, tell me to stop.)

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

Guybrush112

10-21-2000, 07:03 PM

i'm sorry..all out of ryhmes

steppin_time

11-13-2000, 02:44 PM

Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

steppin_time

11-13-2000, 02:44 PM

Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

steppin_time

11-13-2000, 02:44 PM

Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

murta

11-13-2000, 10:21 PM

Try to fight us, you'll surely fail!

brief

11-15-2000, 09:34 PM

If you try to run I'll make your pretzels stale!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

stop reaching for the stars, they are REALLY REALLY far away and made of FIRE!

Guybrush112

11-21-2000, 11:57 PM

um...how apropriate, you fight like a cow,
I can fight like a daory farmer and fight like a whale but how would you fight aiganst a three headed monkey and fail!?
Hey, I deserved to be impailed!
(Not to mention covered with snow and hail)

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"Mortal fool! Release me from this retched tomb! I will hide your keysin your upholstered furniture! And never more will you be able to find socks that match!"

steppin_time

11-27-2000, 12:15 PM

Shut off your computers and go to sleep!!!

Spasmodean

11-27-2000, 02:38 PM

not before we defeat Ozzie Mandrill; he's a real creep!

Guybrush UK

11-27-2000, 03:43 PM

kick his *** & watch him leap

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LUA Bar... Whats a LUA?

sammie

11-27-2000, 04:58 PM

id rather do that than go to sleep!!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stephen.fisher1/0097.gif

[This message has been edited by sammie (edited January 05, 2001).]

Guybrush UK

11-27-2000, 08:10 PM

kick him in the nads & watch him weap

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LUA Bar... Whats a LUA?

Guybrush112

11-28-2000, 12:18 AM

which smells worse? Limburger or a big pile of rotting, scurvey induced, vegetable matter? Frankly, eating the vegetable matter would get you fatter, but eating the limburger is not worse than a frankfurter, but still I'd perfer to have neither,
I have a 204 fever,
hey, what happens when I pull this lever?
Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm sorry for leaving I really have to pee,
(grog'll do that)
Say that's a nice hat!!

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

bum

12-02-2000, 08:56 AM

Stan knows how to make a sale

bum

12-02-2000, 09:00 AM

My name is Von-Trap-Avich-Chemkovski-Bon-Tie

bum

12-02-2000, 09:05 AM

I know a girl called Maggie McFly who knows a guy called Benny McBly

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Totally zoned out, maaan.

maxiwoo

12-02-2000, 01:03 PM

Only good jokes are from Murr...i.

Some of the others are OK,
None of them curse beaters,
Except murray.

Guybrush112

12-02-2000, 05:25 PM

hey! My dog is all furry
I like Murray
I better hurry: there's a flurry

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

Liam Kincaid

12-02-2000, 08:38 PM

to play EMI i'd better hurry
in cmi, i really liked murray
the mi5 will be called "the monkey's fury"
OH NO i've been called for the $#&& duty jury
idea of mi5 is quite alluring
in red alert 2, there's a unit called yuri
since it was so buggy,my ra2's buried

i bin on this ship for eight long years,
i got lil critters livvin in me ears,
look at em, nasty lil things,
christ their **** really stings.
ah well im off to go play shenmue,
cos i jus completed MI4, its true.
i dont mean t' say this boastful-ly,
but dont you think this 1z eazia than 3?

Ah! But the food was in the shape of something lewd,
but then we told the canteen we thought it was stewed,
then Guybrush came and said 'We're all screwed',
And I thought well, what if we all went nude!!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwww...

timmy_da_monkey

12-08-2000, 09:28 AM

why dose this butt cheek of a post get so many replies

timmy_da_monkey

12-08-2000, 09:34 AM

a loser i know has one friend called kale
{no seriously if you dont believe me ill get him to send you an email

timmy_da_monkey

12-08-2000, 09:39 AM

sorry i stuffed up the whole god damned ryme but i guess its not seen as a crime

timmy_da_monkey

12-08-2000, 09:41 AM

eeeewww my fanta taists like lime :O

brief

12-08-2000, 05:47 PM

Hmm.. I'm stuck and can't come up with a rhyme...
Maybe we'll see what Ozzie has, that slime!

dam i fuked up the ryme once again oh yeah and in texas i have a pet hen

Blondbeard

12-10-2000, 02:04 PM

I have one to and his name is Ben...

Blondbeard

12-10-2000, 02:06 PM

...sorry his real name is Ken

Blondbeard

12-10-2000, 02:07 PM

he is really,really clever coz he can write with a pen...

Blondbeard

12-10-2000, 02:08 PM

...but I think he might be GAY coz he acts strangly around men

BobMonkey

12-10-2000, 10:01 PM

Possessions never meant anything to me.
im not crazy...
well thats not true, ive got a bed and a guitar
and a dog named dog who ****es on my floor.
thats right, i got a floor,
so what, so what, so what?

Rufio

12-11-2000, 12:48 AM

again with the nofx lyrics bob??
being a punk is sucha good job,
thats why they are all rich slobs!

well not really most are poor,
no houses with no door
but thats right they have a floor!

America was founded on three basic principles, Liberty, Equality and FRATERNITY PARTIES!!

The Feral Chicken

12-16-2000, 10:52 AM

I can't believe she said Biserable Mastard!
Hey, remember Captain Dread and the Jolly Rasta?

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif

The Feral Chicken

12-24-2000, 11:41 AM

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

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Buckbuckbuck BWAAAK!!

http://www.milegend.com/chickena2.gif

Rufio

12-24-2000, 06:58 PM

how apropriate u fight like a cow???

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While in the shower i came up with a really good signatue, but i can't remember it anymore.

The Feral Chicken

12-28-2000, 09:23 PM

Could you please explain to me how?
I'm a chicken! (But let's not row!)

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Buckbuckbuck BWAAAK!!

http://www.milegend.com/chickena2.gif

Rufio

12-29-2000, 01:38 AM

uhhhhh, LOOK BEHIND YOU a three headed monkey,
sitting atop a spotted donkey.

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While in the shower i came up with a really good signatue, but i can't remember it anymore.

The Feral Chicken

01-01-2001, 08:58 PM

Aaah, but is the donkey wonkey?
(You see, it's only got 3 legs, so it isn't balanced, so it's a wonkey donkey!)

Before everyone stops this conundrum,
Let's get us up to 200!

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That's the second chicken I've ever seen! What with me being a pirate and all. I don't see many chickens in my line of work.
What? Stop looking at me like that!

I'm the second biggest monkey you have ever seen,
I eat bananas and I am crazier than you have ever been

I like hacking computers, I like speaking trash,
for I am the MegaMonkey, doing anything for cash

How aproppriate, I fight like a Monkey
and if you try to disagree then you are stupid as a donkey
for monkey I am growing two extra heads, and that isn't scam!

The Feral Chicken

01-28-2001, 10:55 AM

Well, OK, as long as you don't Spam

MtBlanc

01-29-2001, 05:06 AM

Don't tell anyone, but I'm kinda on the lam.

MagnusB

01-30-2001, 06:06 PM

I don`t like ham.

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Guybrush: Do you know anything about lifting curses?
Murray: Oh Yeah, I know a lot about lifting curses.
That is why I am a disembodied talking skull, sitting on top of a pike, in the middle a swamp.
Guybrush: You seem bitter.
Murray: I'm sorry it's been a rough day.

MagnusB

01-30-2001, 06:06 PM

I don`t like ham.

The Feral Chicken

01-30-2001, 06:35 PM

You don't like ham? What's wrong with you?
It is something to do with your p-hm,hmmm- I mean, going to the loo?