As I stood in line behind William, debating on how to approach him, I felt a push from behind. Unable to stop myself (dang gravity still works on vampires...), I ended up falling on him right as he turned around with an armful of pretzels. We both fell over and the pretzels went flying in the air. WHen they came back down, we stuck our hands out and caught every single one. William started frowning at me as we got up and I handed him back his preztels, so I started apologizing profusely, "Sorry sorry sorry Bill! I didn't mean to land on you, I got pushed from behind. i'm so soory, I hope I didn't squish your pretzels!" I babbled. If it were possible for me to blush, I'd be doing so. Mentally, I started cursing Maria, Unicorn freaking turds! What was that for? Who kiled gravity and put you in charge of it instead? I almost sat on William Beckett's head, and if I had, he would have died, and then I would have the wrath of a million screaming fangirls upon my soul! I yelled at her.

Lidia started mentally yelling at me, to which I rolled my eyes. Lidia, calm down. I just nudged you; you're the one that went all flying. Plus, have you not looked in the mirror? Just smile apologetically, and he'll fall at your feet.

No more than half a second passed and I made my way to the pretzel stand, ordered one, and glanced pointedly at Lidia.

I rolled my eyes right back at her. I blame my talent missing the ground for that flying episode. And I refuse to ask a married man out to dinner. I have more than enough rectitude (Points for using vocab words?) to resist him. That was going too far out of my boundaries for my conscience to handle, so I'd suffice with... well, with almost squishing him. I'd just need to remember to look completely different next time I went to a TAI concert, just in case. Besides, I have my own, I don't really need William too. I mentioned, then froze. Ignore that.

William half-smirked, "No, no, its okay. I understand, gravity and I don't get along either." He looked at his pretzels, "And the food is fine too. No blood, no foul." He shrugged.

"Well, that's good then." I smiled apologetically, and he blinked rapidly for a few minutes. I pressed some feelings of sympathy onto him as we moved out of the way of the pretzel line. "And, erm, if you're not busy..." I hesitated, then took a breath. "Can get I your picture!?" I asked. He nodded and Maria pulled out her phone. We took pictures, I hugged him, apologized again, and was happy (mostly because I discreetly touched his hair and realized it felt almost exactly the same as mine.) Then we parted ways.

I glared at Maria, "Even if that worked, that wasn't cool. Be warned, there will be revenge. Eventually. Maybe. If I remember."

(:O You just took away my every response! Now Lid has nothing to say!Wait, never mind. The new music I found on Rhapsody has inspired me.)

I just rolled my eyes and gave a great big sigh.

From a nearby hidden speaker came a very familiar tune. Within two notes, I was busy fingering out the saxaphone part to Raiders March and humming along. I looked at Maria, and Demitri, who had rejoined us. "I. Need. A Fedora." I said, with all seriousness. "So does Demitri." I waved my hand at him, attempting a real life Jedi mind trick.

Demitri wrinkled his nose, "Ummm...."

I stopped him. "You will get a fedora, because Maria will love it." I waited. He agreed. "To Adventure Land!" I cried and took off running.

(My Classical Sundays have just gotten 1o bazillion times better with the finding of the Harry Potter, Narnia, and Indianna Jones soundtracks. )