Angel Complaint Dept. About all these unanswered complaints, sir...Which ones? Well, Mozart doesn't like the way his harp is tuned...That figures. After all, he was a master musician! And the Wright Brothers are complaining about all these clouds...It figures, after all they were aviators! Colonel Sanders isn't satisfied with his wings...That figures, after all it's only two to customer up here! Okay, but the point I'm trying to make is that these complaints go way back ...50 to 100 years! That figures, too...After all, I was a cable repairman!