4. Picard: You're on, Number One. Whoever can squirt
the most jalapeno sauce up his nose gets treated to dessert.

3. Riker: What do you mean you don't serve tokelau here?
What kind of Mexican restaurant is this?

2. Data, re-joining Geordi after bugging Picard with a boring
monologue on the history of the enchilada: I do not believe it is
physically possible for me to place an enchilada in the area suggested
by the Captain.

1. Picard: When we get back on the ship and you have
the conn, Number One, you'd better not queef on my chair!

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