I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Build a scoop mountain, protect it with shields, and card down every time someone starts biting into it. Sit infront of your computer 24/7 carding down until end of dom round, at which point you will have 0 shields and 0 scoops.