Review! Anonymous Juice on The Real Vagina Monologues "Vagina monologues?” he said. “What does that mean? I’ve had a few monologues to vaginas in my day, you know what I’m saying? Get right down there. Get talking to them, delivering the speech. Vagina monologues? People are paying for that? That’s London, man. What else is there to do in this rain but talk to a vagina? ‘How are you? I’m fine. How are you? I’m a vagina.’"