Goop’s 2015 gift guide included $956 worth of ultra-chic toilet paper and a $244 toothpaste squeezer. Just the essentials really.

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She thinks water has feelings

Taking to her blog to share her thoughts in a post entitled “The Scary Power of Negative Words” La Paltrow cited the work Japanese scientist Masaru Emoto whose experiments have ‘proved’ that yelling at water can change it’s structure.

When on interview asked her why she started Goop, the Mortdecai actress (oh yes, we have not forgotten that baby yet) explained: “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?” C’mon, we’ve all been there.

In between all the organic seaweed colonics and Dead Sea mud wraps, Goop’s guide to the best L.A. spas recommends a treatment we reckon you won’t forget fast. “The Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels. If you're in LA, you have to do it.” Riiiiiight…You do it first GP.