She likes Star Wars,I like Friday the 13th.She likes Obi-Wan Kenobi,I like Jason Voorhees.She likes science fiction,I like horror.Lightsabers and machetes never went so good together.

She’s married to Obi-Wan,And I think she has a son.His name is Obi-Wan Hans Vader Anakin Kenobi.Who cares, It’s a cute idea.

She gets creeped out when I mention “Crystal Lake”And she thinks Jason looks scary.She finds me scary at times,But I still love her.

She likes the galaxy.I like the lake.Her ‘husband’s’ a proud warrior,My ‘husband’s’ a proud killer.She doesn’t know much about Friday the 13th,I don’t know much about Star Wars.Lightsabers and machetes never went so good together.

If she ever left TamaTalk, I’d be upset.She brings so much joy to TamaChat and TamaTalk.Her geeky nature would be missed,And the noobs would be so annoying.

She can use the force,I can use brute strength.Her husband’s enemy is Vader.Mine’s enemy is Krueger.She has six movies to her ‘name’,I have thirteen to my ‘name’.Lightsabers and machetes never went so good together.