Thursday, October 13, 2011

Just to be clear - YES, I do want this as a gift and it wouldn't turn into a situation where you got it for me for Christmas or just because and then realised almost immediately that it's the kind of thing I joke about wanting but I am actually offended that you think I'm that immature that I'd want this for reals. I do want it.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

I put off watching this, expecting a forced rendition of a tired meme, but Hitler really delivers on the Great iPhone 5 Disappointment. Extra credit for seamless integration of Lemon Party into a completely unrelated scenario. Also, Android sux.

PS Extra credit to Boing Boing for their most appropriate and fitting RIP Steve Jobs re-skin.

Catholics appear to have changed their tune since last time I checked. Like, they have finally embraced science. Check out this guy, who is able to reference* studies (yes, plural) which prove that TV brainwashes us.

Anyway, new Catholicism rawks. Let me share with you some of its other ideas, with which I cannot but agree, including but not limited to:

Feminists got it right! Men are super crappy.

Time to shape up guys. That means no more sport or video games. (Pretty much a given without the telly, anyway)

Also, what the Nazi Pope Benedict are you wearing? Studies and/or the Bible teach that shorts are Satan's bloomers, you sloppy bastards. Pictures from the 1950s show that Dads used to keep their suits and ties on ALL NIGHT after they got home from work - more incontrovertible evidence that we're doing it all wrong today.