Which One of Them Gets to Keep Troy From West Virginia?

Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt, shown above with a couple of other fruity loons, are separating. Their press flunky issued a statement that this is "a private matter" but screw them. Frank owns a baseball team and promoted his wife to CEO. Their intimate life is ours now. As per the AP article:

During the Dodgers' division series sweep of St. Louis, the McCourts didn't sit together in the owner's box behind home plate. She sat in the first row and he was in the third, often next to former Dodgers manager Tom Lasorda.

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As part of her alimony agreement, every new Dodger contract will have a "shrew clause". Each player can choose* to donate a pre-selected amount to directly benefit any number of Jamie's residences. It's a way of giving back to the woman who did absolutely nothing for you.