"I got a phone because somebody decided they wanted to marry Kris Humphries," Kanye explains to host Khloé Kardashian and fellow guests Kim, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. "I wasn't up to anything, and I looked on the Internet, and there was Kim Kardashian with some extremely tall person, and I was like, 'I need to call her or something.'"

He continues, "I started sending her pictures of certain basketball players that used to be cool, that now wear their pants all the way up to here. Like, 'this is your future!'"

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We can totally get on board with this type of Kanye rants!

Kim and Kris separated in 2011 after 72 days of marriage. She started dating Yeezus shortly after. Kim and Kayne later wed in 2014 and are now parents to a two-year-old daughter, North, and a four-month-old son, Saint.

Catch Kocktails With Khloé on Wednesday at 10 p.m. on FYI and watch the preview below: