Of course, these white people needed black people to save themselves from themselves, again. Asking us, again, to transmute into bulletproof vests and dive into the path of their bullets while they played Russian roulette, again. Our vests weren’t strong enough to save them (and us) from Donald Trump, but apparently we found some reinforced Kevlar in Alabama.

So, please, everyone in America, thank the black people of Alabama (and Ohio, and Texas, and North Carolina, and Pennsylvania, and Florida, and Georgia, and Maryland, and Virginia, and ... ) for being so damn bulletproof. And then join me in asking white people why they so desperately want to die.