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On The Block Episode 19

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: Hey Master Sword, next time you interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody-
Tom: Did you hear what I said?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No.
Tom: I told you not to interrupt me without a warning. Also, don't try to steal my job. Today's crossover parody, Little Red Robin Hood.
Audience: HA! *Laughing*
Master Sword: Little Red Riding Hood gets a bow & arrow, and robs everyone she sees.
Audience: *Laughing*

One day in the forests of Trottingham, Little Red Riding Hood was going to her grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood: *Walking through the forest of Trottingham with a basket*
Wolf Of Trottingham: *Walking through the forest* I am the best sheriff in Trottingham.. Well, actually, I'm the only sheriff in Trottingham, because everyone else that works for the law is a constable.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Passes the sheriff*
Wolf of Trottingham: Stop right there!
Little Red Riding Hood: Ah!!
Wolf Of Trottingham: By order of Prince John, you must give me everything in that basket.
Little Red Riding Hood: Why don't you just take the basket away from me? Why do you have to tell me that something is getting stolen?
Audience: *Laughing*
Wolf Of Trottingham: Good question. I'll make sure to ask-
Little Red Riding Hood: *Runs away*
Wolf Of Trottingham: She did not just do that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wolf Of Trottingham: Oh well. I'll just get there first by breaking the 4th wall, which is something that goes on a lot in this show.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*

At Little Red Riding Hood's house

Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma? I got you something.
Wolf Of Trottingham: *Disguised as grandma* What is it dear?
Little Red Riding Hood: Wait a second. You ain't grandma.
Wolf Of Trottingham: Damnit! *Gets out of disguise* How did you know it was me?
Little Red Riding Hood: Because there's only one pony who can make great disguises

Robin Hood was disgused as Little Red Riding Hood throughout this entire story.

Audience: *Cheering*
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
Wolf Of Trottingham: With the love of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Little John: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin Hood: Little John.
Wolf Of Trottingham: Uh oh. *Runs away*
Little John: That was great. He won't screw with us anymore.
Robin Hood: You two were terrific. *Hugs Maiden Marianne* Especially you. *Kisses her*
Audience: *Clapping*

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 19: Perhaps This Wasn't A Good Idea

Sean was walking with Tom, and Master Sword through town.

Sean: So I start to ignore him, but he keeps asking me, what does the fox say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That must be very annoying.
Sean: You don't know the half of it. Anyway, the bus driver hears him, and after he says what does the fox say for his twentieth time, the bus driver tells him, the fox says shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Laughs* What did he do after that?
Sean: He explained to the bus driver that he was asking me a question. The driver then says, that hedgehog is ignoring you, and I don't blame him.
Master Sword: And then?
Sean: Shortly after that, I tell the fox obsessed bastard that he's so loud, everyone in Manehattan can hear him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I feel sorry for those ponies in Manehattan.

Mortomis arrived, looking very pleased with himself.

Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: You murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: You stole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I stole a Buick.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Is that what you wanted to tell us?
Mortomis: No. What I did was get a job as a cashier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Really?
Sean: That's the worst job imaginable!
Mortomis: You say that now, but when I become a billionaire, you'll be sorry.
Tom: How the hell are you going to make that amount of money?
Mortomis: Are you idiots, or what? I can take the money out of the cash register when nopony is looking.
Audience: Oooh!
Sean: Your manager will count the money, and know it's missing.
Mortomis: You worry too much. I'm gonna get a lot of money, and no one will know about it. *Checks his watch* Speaking of which, I better get going. *Runs away*
Sean: Is he always a nutcase?
Tom: Only on Thursdays.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.

Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, you don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay you $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: You ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years or so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when you first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then you barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*

While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.

Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up by their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the pony inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* You said that you had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy more land for our fort from a group of Indians.

Just then, the two soldiers returned.

Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good report for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

The year is 1927. Louis has been starring in films for MGM for two years.

Director Nick: Alright Louis, I want you to follow the Rolls Royce. Tobias is going to coast down the hill, and you have to stop him.
Louis: *Dressed as a police pony* What's my line?
Director Nick: You have no lines.
Louis: I gotta have one. I know there won't be any sound, but a cop has to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Don't say anything, and stop Tobias in the car.
Louis: I can do that.
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!

Tobias: *Goes down the hill in his car*
Louis: *Running down the hill as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once you get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down*
Audience: Oh!
Director Nick: Cut.
Tobias: *Stops*
Band: *Stops playing their music*
Louis: *Gets up*
Director Nick: Louis, are you okay?
Louis: I think so.
Director Nick: Alright. You need to keep your balance when standing on the car.
Louis: I'm not good at multi tasking.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Director Nick: Alright, let's take this scene from the top.
Leah: *Arrives* Telegram sir.
Director Nick: *Reads the telegram* Oh shit.
Leah: Everything okay?
Director Nick: Movies are starting to be filmed with sound.
Leah: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it!
Audience: *Light laughter*
Louis: *Arrives* What's the problem Nick?
Director Nick: We need to get cameras that can record sound while filming.
Louis: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Arrives* Are we ready for the next scene yet?
Louis: Not yet Connor. We just got some big news.
Director Nick: It is now possible to record movies with sound.
Connor: How is that possible?
Louis: Don't ask Nick, he just found out about it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: I was asking you.
Louis: I just found out about it as well.
Director Nick: Alright, we need to get new cameras, brand new ones.

The next day.

Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday I told you you had no lines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Tobias has a line.
Director Nick: No he doesn't.
Louis: Yeah he does. He has a railway line. To drive on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Let's move on.

Tobias: *Goes down the hill in his car*
Louis: *Running down the hill as fast as he can*
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door*
Director Nick: We're making progress now.
Tobias: *Gets a flat tire, and gets the car stuck on the train tracks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Cut!

Everyone stopped what they were doing.

Director Nick: Okay, how did that happen?
Tobias: I don't know, but it could be worse.
Train Driver: *Blows the whistle of his train*
Louis: It's worse.
Audience: *Laughing*

They ran away from the car, and saw it get hit by a train.

Tobias: Aw man! There goes a luxurious automobile, wasted.

Up next, Mortomis continues stealing money from cash registers.

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did you get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: You know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy more shit you don't need, and get poor you dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that you know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* Or not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*

They went into the manager's office.

Manager: I heard rumors that you have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay you two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are you two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped you before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him join us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of you during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: You stole money from our cash registers. You are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's the bloopers.

Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the month is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
Wolf Of Trottingham: With the love of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!

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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: You murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: You murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: You stole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I stole a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!

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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay you $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: You ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years or so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when you first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then you barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* Jesus christ!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!

Tobias: *Goes down the hill in his car*
Louis: *Running down the hill as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once you get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!

Everyone started to laugh.

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Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.

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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!

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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that you know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your cookies will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*