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Your wife says she's afraid of you. I'm here for the dog.
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Ari Frankel: Your wife says she's afraid of you. I'm here for the dog. Frank: Oh. That woman is amazing! She is amazing! You just met her; she's already got you running errands for her. She's good. She is good! Ari Frankel: Just go get the dog. Frank: I don't have the dog. Ari Frankel: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor? Frank: ....Yes.

Barbara: While you were out making money, who do you think was at home, cooking and cleaning and raising your children? Frank: A series of Mexican women. Charlie: "A series..." Unbelievable, dude! [They high-five] You're on fire.

Ari Frankel: Your wife says she's afraid of you. I'm here for the dog. Frank: Oh. That woman is amazing! She is amazing! You just met her; she's already got you running errands for her. She's good. She is good! Ari Frankel: Just go get the dog. Frank: I don't have the dog. Ari Frankel: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor? Frank: ....Yes.