Steve Tilley, QMI Agency

Hey, I like pop culture -- and sometimes even trashy TV. Those real housewives? They slay me.

But having just watched the premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, which premieres Sunday night on E!, I just want to draw the blinds and lie down.

I'm told by Wikipedia this is the fourth series to spin off from Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a reality show about the one who made the sex tape, her sisters, the old lady who looks like Bruce Jenner and the other lady who was married to O.J.'s lawyer.

I'm also told by Wikipedia that this is the third season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, except the show used to be called Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. But now Khloe is busy, so Kim has stepped in. Like when Becky on Roseanne was replaced by Other Becky.