The Soy Bomb Manifesto

Attention people of Amerikkka!Burn the Cheese!

We are the Soy Bomb Nation, a global grassroots movement dedicated
to reclaiming the media from the corporate cheesemongers, and disrupting
their mindless cheese products with explosions of artistic
expression and individuality, which we call Soy Bombs.

WHAT IS CHEESE? - No, we're not on a crusade against dairy products.
I think you all know what Cheese we're talking about. The real
Cheese is the bland, flavorless material being passed off as Art by the
Corporate Media Machine. All of us sit at home grumbling about how this
show “sucks,” and that song “sucks.” But the Soy Bomb Nation is not
content to sit there and watch it suck. We believe it's time to FIGHT
BACK! To BURN THE CHEESE!

WHAT IS A SOY BOMB - A Soy Bomb is a spontaneous act of
individuality that disrupts the flow of Corporate Cheese. Soy in Spanish
means “I Am,” and a “Soy Bomb” is an Explosion of SELF amidst a sea of
cheese. Right now the mass media is a tool used to manipulate and pacify
the public. But that night at the Grammys our comrade Michael
Portnoy proved WE THE PEOPLE can reclaim the media, and make a
mockery of the Cheesemonger Conspiracy.

HOW CAN WE HELP THE CAUSE? - First you all must learn to think
critically and develop cheese-blocking mechanisms, because if they
succeed in filling our brains with cheese we will find ourselves unable to
digest anything but cheese, unable to open our minds to authentic
artistry. Here at the S.B.N. website we will provide satirical and
subversive media analysis, regular doses of twisted humor to help keep you
immune to the cheese.

Secondly, we must be ever vigilant, ready to drop a Soy Bomb when the
opportunity arises. Whenever you see chance to get on camera or onto a
microphone, you must SEIZE THE MOMENT and drop a big wet one on the
Cheesemongers. Don't just stand there passively watching them throw cheese
at you! Force them to look at you, to listen to
you for a change! Tell them to BURN THE CHEESE!!! And then let
us know what you did so we can tell the world! Anyone can be a Soy
Bomb Soldier, all it takes is creativity and the courage to seize the
moment. The media BELONGS TO US, and it's time to take it back.

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On This Day in Snigglery

December 19, 1998: Radically non-violent undercover anarchist Monica Lewinsky successfully throws the U.S. government into chaos as U.S. president Bill Clinton is impeached. (See Guerrilla Hacks for more indirect action)