Forget paperbacks or even Kindles - the future of reading, as this eBay
listing shows, is in toilet paper! From the_heppcat's auction listing:

MOBY DICK TYPED ON TOILET PAPER

My friend and I once joked that toilet paper should have instructions
printed on them for certain people.

One day, the conversation grew from there and turned into a wager
that i couldn't (or wouldn't) be able to type out a novel on toilet
paper.

Yes, we did have some time on our hands but, as you can see from
the photos, I won the bet.

There are four full rolls, one roll (epilogue) is about 1/5 of
a roll and one half-roll
All of the rolls of TP came out of a brand new -- clean -- package of
2-ply Cottonelle.
They've been handled very gingerly and infrequently.

As you'll see in the following photos, one or two rolls have a
tear at the beginning.
This is where i was trying to pull the paper through the typewriter.

I've kept this mod oddity in a box in a cool, dry place for the
last 10 years
and have only broken it out to prove to doubters that I actually did
it.

I assume by the starting price that he's not actually trying to sell it. Anyway, kudos to him for the perseverance, smack up the back of the head for wasting all that perseverance on something so silly. :)