I swear, when somebody complains about the prices, you should say "Yes, we cashiers raised the prices on stuff you like, because we know you like those items, we talk about you all the time after work."

>once upon a time
>working front register
>late at night, barely any customers
>priest comes up, orders medium fries
>i ask him if he would like to wait 2 and a half minutes for the fresh ones to come out
>(people usually bitch a lot about cold fries)
>he agrees
>fries are done
>"I should get a large instead of medium without an upcharge now since i had to wait"
>me internally: "no you shouldn't"