Boulder man suspected of crawling naked into wrong bed

A 20-year-old Boulder man was arrested early Sunday after police said he crawled naked into a woman’s bed, then refused to cooperate with officers who arrived at the apartment.

Boulder police were called to a woman’s apartment in the 1000 block of 12th Street about 4:30 a.m. Sunday on a report that an unknown man — later identified as Stuart Wilkinson — had crawled into bed with the woman while she slept, according to police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley. The woman told officers she hurried out of bed and went into her roommate’s room to call police, Huntley said.

Officers eventually determined that another roommate had come back from a party with Wilkinson, who wandered into the wrong room by mistake, Huntley said. Wilkinson, who officers said was drunk, refused to cooperate with police when they knocked on the bedroom door and ordered him to come out, Huntley said.

When they opened the door, a naked Wilkinson sat on the be and then covered himself with a comforter, Huntley said. Wilkinson only complied with officers when they threatened to use a Taser on him, she said.

He was arrested on suspicion of minor in possession of alcohol and obstructing a peace officer. The woman who he crawled into bed with didn’t want to press charges, Huntley said.

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