Well I for one am looking at the business opportunity this represents.

Get these little f*ckers breeding, and hand 'em out to kids in the playground. Set up gladiatorial fights and sell miniature head dobbers with spikes on so the kiddies can "pimp their mong". Manufacture miniature ice cream cones and red balloons to initiate the Mouse Mong Wars (TM). The possibilities are endless!

It doesn't stop at mice either... If these scientists get their fingers out I'm sure they could create other animal mongs. Imagine the spectacle of two mong shire-horses with seven foot sharpened head dobbers and balloons tied to their tails charging at each other, with speshully trained humongs riding them?

It doesn't stop at mice either... If these scientists get their fingers out I'm sure they could create other animal mongs. Imagine the spectacle of two mong shire-horses with seven foot sharpened head dobbers and balloons tied to their tails charging at each other, with speshully trained humongs riding them?

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This is also a way of encouraging kiddies to get involved in the sciences at school. Get 'em hooked on physics by working out the stresses on a head dobber being rammed into the gullet of Joey Deacon; chemistry can be made entertaining by calculating the exact amount of sugar needing to be added to icecream to turn a mongfluffy bunny-kins into a veritable facsimile of the ravening beast of Aargh.