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Topic: In Defense of Juggalos. (Read 6333 times)

Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level? And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Objectively, they're not even that weird. If I was an alien sent to study human cultures, and I was supposed to outline the differences between Juggalos and any other group of deluded shitnecks on the planet, I would probably only be able to come up with "awful music."

Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level? And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......

Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”― Doktor Howl, 2014

Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level? And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......

Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?

People who recognize that even though we've outgrown it, we're all still slaves to our monkey brains?

I hadn't considered the evil benefits to running an open shop in my plans to world domination. I just always thought it was bad policy from an HR standpoint. I mean look at COBRA. They were an open shop, took just about anyone, and they couldn't even get extortion done correctly.

Ok, I will cop to having lurked here for quite a while. Ever since TGRR used a term of mine in his dictionary. But that's just good common sense, you don't jump into a community without getting an idea of what it's about.

Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level? And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......

Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?

People who recognize that even though we've outgrown it, we're all still slaves to our monkey brains?

Bingo.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”― Doktor Howl, 2014

So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context? I mean, I kinda dig mine, but I do have to remind myself that it generally fixates on bullshit. Other people's monkey brains, not so much.

So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context? I mean, I kinda dig mine, but I do have to remind myself that it generally fixates on bullshit. Other people's monkey brains, not so much.

Serious non-dickhead question.

The relationship of Juggalos?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”― Doktor Howl, 2014