This bike was stored for 3.5 years. It had fallen on its side for awhile. I claimed it about a year and a half ago. Thus the low miles and inexperienced owner.2008 Bullet Electra Classic 500Classic Frame and AVL motorElectric StartElectronic Ignition5 speedCV Carb

Along the same lines, my cousin told me that she traded her husband in on a new car.

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This bike was stored for 3.5 years. It had fallen on its side for awhile. I claimed it about a year and a half ago. Thus the low miles and inexperienced owner.2008 Bullet Electra Classic 500Classic Frame and AVL motorElectric StartElectronic Ignition5 speedCV Carb

A Eskimo, tired of freezing while he was paddling his kayak found the steel lid off of a garbage can. It gave him an idea so, putting the lid into the bottom of his kayak he tossed in some branches and built a fire in it.

Shoving off into the frigid waters he made it about 50 yards before the vessel burst into flames. He barely made it back to shore without freezing to death.

I just have to do this. A fella walks into a local Napa parts store, when the clerk asks if he could help him he Say's "how about a rear view mirror for my 82' Yugo". The clerk thinks for a second and replies "sounds like a fair deal to me". .Name witheld for fear of cheesy joke retribution.

A blond girl goes for a walk and comes to a river. She wants to cross over, but doesn't see any bridge. On the other bank she spies another blond girl, so she calls out; "Yoohoo! Yoohoo! How can I get to the other side of the river?"The other blond replies; "Honey, you're already on the other side."