BATJAY: this is mactan island and we are at the actual site where magellan was killed.

FOREIGNER BISITA: really? all along i though magellan was the first person to circumnavigate the globe.

BATJAY: o, that is just a BS story. the truth is that in 1521, magellan was killed in this very spot by the warrior king lapu-lapu. it marked the first time foreigners were repulsed on philippine land.

FOREIGNER BISITA: so what happened to lapu-lapu?

BATJAY: he became a fish. you’ll see later on, i will order tinolang lapu-lapu. has beri-beri good taste, ay tell yu!