You know those fake trailers that played along with Tropic Thunder? This feels like one of those. Really, Spielberg? A movie about a HORSE? Are you effing effing with me? If this was April, I would be certain that this was an April Fool’s Joke. It’s based on a play apparently, and I’ll probably eat my words as far as the actual film is concerned, but dammit, this trailer is all sorts of awful.

It does have Tom Hiddleston (Loki, from the THOR film) and Emily Watson. So…that’s positive.