Vincent Kartheiser Doesn’t Want To Have Your Babies

“I’ve been a vegetarian for four years and I have chosen not to have children, which are both green choices in my life. I also xeriscaped my lawn.”

—Mega minimalistVincent Kartheiser, aka Pete Campbell on “Mad Men,” says he won’t be breeding anytime soon, lest his spawn further wreck the planet. Oh, and in case you’re wondering what “xeriscaping” is, it’s gardening to reduce the amount of water needed. That seems like an easier save-the-world strategy than his first two examples. [Huffington Post]