Live Nude Dogs, Free Lap Dances — Shelter’s Pitch

“Live Nude Dogs, Free Lap Dances” reads the sign outside an animal shelter in Hancock County, Maine. The SPCA staff is, as always, trying to attract attention and win homes for its cuddly residents. So the clever animal lovers went with the oldest trick in the book, tapping the libido side of love. Hey it does grab your attention as you drive by.

That book also contains a chapter called Necessity Is The Mother of Invention. And if you’re trying to find homes for seven dogs and 62 cats, as Maine’s WMTW reports, you try until you find something that works. It’s an honest campaign, too — not one of these animals is wearing a stitch; they’re nude as can be.

“Live Nude Dogs, Free Lap Dances” reads the sign outside an animal shelter in Hancock County, Maine. The SPCA staff is, as always, trying to attract attention and win homes for its cuddly residents. So the clever animal lovers went with the oldest trick in the book, tapping the libido side of love. Hey it does grab your...