After that, I'm going to cry in my milk over the fact my favorite professional dancer, Lacey Schwimmer, won't be coming back to "DWTS" this season. Then I'll be laughing at the fact Jay Leno thinks he has a chance to regain a late night audience.

All the money raised at five GR-area stores will go to the Helen DeVos Children's Hospital. Last year the stores raised $14,000. This year they hope to raise $20,000-$25,000. Stores are asking for donations in exchange for the free pancakes.

3. Leno's guests: Leno returns to late night on March 1, and the first guests have been announced. Sarah Palin is scheduled for March 2. Are we really going to watch? No. Sorry Jay. Hang it up.

4. Chasing the money Hollywood is rushing to capture in on the 3-D success of "Avatar."

5. Oprah and JessicaWill Oprah Winfrey ask Jessica Simpson about John Mayer's controversial comments the rock singer made in Playboy magazine? Simpson is scheduled to be on "Oprah" in March to promote her VH1 series "The Price of Beauty," which airs on March 15.