10 Things to do before you die?

1. Be heard on the radio at least once - I,e reading the news, traffic updates, just the part-timers. I came close in March aswell.

2. Visit every continent - So far, Ive done Europe... and thats it. Im Planning Canada, South Africa, Brazil, Hong-Kong, and Australia in the next 50 years

3. Score at the City Ground - If I can worm my way onto the pitch, I will nick a ball, boot it in at the trent end, and get my goal that way. Not during a game, I mean like if there's a big pitch invasion or something daft, or if im ever pitch side

4. Do the London Marathon - Weak, I know, but for me to run 26 miles would be a phenomenon.

5. Have *** - Im still waiting on it, and I dont want to die a virgin.

6. Go To Rochdale FC on a tuesday night - Seen your team in the European cup final? Followed them from Newcastle to Newquay? Bah, youre not a real fan. You can only be a real fan once you have seen your team, or a different team, play against Rochdale on a tuesday night, at Rochdale.

7. Get in the Guiness Book of World Records - Dunno how I will do this one,

8. Spend a night in the graveyard - the ultimate test of character, do that, and i could die a happy man.

9. Road Trip - I reckon me and a few buds will just get in a car, surf around Europ,e and be back in 3 weeks. Christ, Im gonna have to start working.

10.

My 10th rule is unfinished, I dont know what it could be. what would your list look like?

1. Vsit all seven wonders of the Ancient world
* The Great Pyramid of Giza
* The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
* The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
* The Statue of Zeus at Olympia
* The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
* The Colossus of Rhodes
* The Pharos of Alexandria

1. Vsit all seven wonders of the Ancient world
* The Great Pyramid of Giza
* The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
* The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
* The Statue of Zeus at Olympia
* The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
* The Colossus of Rhodes
* The Pharos of Alexandria

You'll need a plane ticket for one, a diving suit for another, and a time machine for the rest

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