dawn: No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie.vivian: How's the sex?bernard: How is the sex?dawn: The sex?brad: Come on, guys. -laughs- Come on. That's private.dawn: That's gross.vivian: Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.dawn: Surveillance? You've watched us?vivian: No, just listened.brad: So your surveillance is wrong! -laughs uncomfortably-dawn: Yeah. It's quantity not quality.brad: She meant quality not quantity.dawn: I know, I was only joking.bernard: Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality?dawn: We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!brad: It's longer than that, darling...

- i heart huckabees

hollywood: Albert left me, that bitch. He said my thighs are too fat. Do my thighs look too fat to you? jack: No.hollywood:You didn't look!jack: I don't know about men's thighs. They look fine to me. They really do.hollywood: Thank you. ... Albert called me "cellulite city." Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.jack: No! If you want to lose weight, just diet.hollywood: Diets are no use. It's those jelly doughnuts. They call to me in the middle of the night: "Hollywood. Come and get me." I can't stay away from them. It's like you and women's dressing rooms.

"Look I think we got off on the wrong foot here.""That's all you got lady, two wrong feet and f*cking ugly shoes."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Lover's Quarrel?""Oh bite my ass crispy creme."

~Erin Brockovich

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"What the f*ck have you done?""Excuse me?""They found some poor guy and they charged him with murder? What have you done Courtney? What have you done?""Just what I had to do dear.""What, destroy another life Courtney?"*shrug* "Life's a b*tch, then you die.""No honey, you're the b*tch."

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." -The Labyrinth

"Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know? " -Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

"Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.[Veronica turns and walks away]Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you." -The Anchorman

Just cause this movie is so bad..but so quotable thanks to Raul Julia....

Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons... [indicates her binds] Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you. [laughs] Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces. Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it. Chun Li: You don't remember? Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today? Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace. Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?

Victor Sagat: Is this a joke? This money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on! Bison: On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.

From: Princess BrideInigo Montoya: Who are you?Westley: No one of consequence.Inigo Montoya: I must know...Westley: Get used to disappointment.Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

Also from Princess BridePrince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.Westley: No. To the pain.Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.Prince Humperdinck: I think your bluffing.Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

"No, no....I'm not calling you the Napster.""Why not? You call him 'Left Ear'....and him 'Handsome Rob'.""But that's because he IS Handsome Rob!"-The Italian Job (2006)

(Seth Green, imitating voices)"'Ey, 'ow are ye?""Oh, good!""Nice to meet you, I'm Handsome Rob. And you are?""Oh, my name's Becky, but it's written on my shirt.""Listen, I'm gonna need your shirt, and your truck.""Perfect, I'll give them both to you, would you like my virginity as well?""If it's on the menu.""Hahaha, oh you're so witty, why don't you take advantage of me?""Yeah, you're not too bright are you?""No.""Perfect."-The Italian Job (2006)

Connor: Now you will receive us.Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.Il Duce: In nomine Patri.Connor: Et Fili.Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.[they execute Yakavetta]