Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Jon Voight Photo Funnies

Oh, sure, I enjoyed Jon Voight's totally restrained speech at last night's GOP wingding, but I hated the pictures of him giving it. What to do? I know, let's reproduce part of the speech verbatim and use prettier, older photos of Voight instead:

In his defense, he was really cute when he was young, and Angelina took advantage of the really cute genes from both parents.

Before she became the resplendent angel of orphans, most of the Angelina stories focused on her being kind of crazy, so she obviously picked up some crazy genes from Dad as well. She just had enough money and enough common sense to hire a really top notch publicist and pay some attention.

I was looking at his list of wonderful truth tellers who haven't given up, which of course he makes complete by adding "and so many others" at the end. But honestly, if he didn't mention you, you kind of suck.