If you need a convenient way to carry a slice of pizza, and you’re tired of boring square pockets, then the Pizza Pocket Shirt is here to help.

The handy pocket could help free up your hands until you’re ready to tackle that slice, or you can simply make a fashion statement with your giant, triangular, grease-stained pocket.

Now, we’re not sure if the pizza shirt actually exists, or this is the work of someone using Photoshop for evil. Either way, you can always make your own. Get sewing… that slice ain’t gonna carry itself.

The ugly Christmas sweater trend may be getting a bit boring. So, perhaps it’s time to kick it up a notch, and start making them edible.

Baker and food stylist, Juliet Sear, feels the same way, and has created an edible ugly Christmas sweater. The garish holiday attire consists of 22 pounds of icing, 11 pounds of marzipan, and over 2 pounds of chocolate. I see a new trend forming here.

Don’t worry, people. It’s almost November 1st… and our national pumpkin spice nightmare will soon be over. Until then, woman will not only be sipping their PSLs, whilst wearing knit sweaters and UGGs, but might also be dyeing their hair appropriately. Ugh, again.

Dyeing hair “Pumpkin Spice” is now a thing, and is offered by salons such as Kennaland Salon in Brooklyn, New York. And, before you express your obvious concerns that this is simply, “going redhead,” colorist Laura Estroff explains, “pumpkin spice hair has more copper undertones whereas gingersnap tends to fall under the category of brunette with red undertones.”