MMMMM. Pizza tastes good. Cold. My teeth are all funny. Mastication is good. There is that really solid connection where the teeth meet up again, like long lost friends.

Wait. HAHAHA, is this a twist off? Baby, will you twist me off? Long lost friends. Yeah. Like my ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend. Wonder what he is up to? With his bad self. Why did I dump him? Oh, look. I’ve got his number right here. Dare me to call him? Dare me? What do you mean “that isn’t a good idea?” Party-pooper.