“When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.”

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Lisbie moves on

After ten years at The Valley, Charlton striker Kevin Lisbie is finally moving on......and into the arms of pop star Madonna. "He was clearly unwanted and desperately in need," argued the disco diva, "...how could I just stand back and watch him suffer on the treatment table?" The bestselling artist is thought to have won a hard-fought battle with Angelina Jolie for the affections of the striker. "I know I've been accused of breaking the transfer window rules," she opined, "...but he would have gone for a free in January anyway."