LOL. You see $2 blow job and you think politics??? Awww I feel so sorry for you.

FLBP?

It's Tuesday, we could use some FLBP's.

qwert

my thoughts exactly, as soon as i opened thechive today…

Dray

#2. So Donald Trump has always had issues with his hair?

whyme1973

I'd follow #18 for miles like that, just hope when I catch up, she as flexible as #19, if not, she can just lean up against something like #32 and I'll be happy.

MariJane03

Nicely Put…nicely put

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

#8 The people who proliferate this should be hunted and killed for sport.

AyatollahTrolla

My god you've just stumbled upon the next game sensation: Duckface Hunting! Instead of the dog picking up the ducks in his mouth, it'll just be some douchebag picking up the pieces…

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

While the duckface is a crime against humanity, I am talking about this whole toddler beauty queen bullshit. The kids should be placed in foster homes and the parents put in a sack and drowned.

Dazilla

BANG!!!!!

(insert duck hunt dog holding ducks here)

Carbine

#6. *shudders* Exactly how ugly is a $2 hooker?

Black Bart

Grab an old photo album and take a look at your mom. That's how ugly. Boom! I'm sorry, I'm sure your mom is a nice lady.

stun

^^ dammit beat me to the punch

Carbine

My mom WAS a nice lady. She spoilt that by dying when i was 5. Miserable thoughtless bitch eh?

The Dude

Doesn't matter B.J.

ebo

#30

Carbine

MOMMMMM!!!!!!

Commando00

beauty is only a light switch away……..

Oddie Monsta

I needed this Monday

Adam

#18 does anyone know if this is from a photo set or anything? I would love to see some more pics!

DoomsDayDub

Don't mind me, just leaving a comment so I get updated if someone posts said link.

Dray

Face like a stuntman's knee

PianoFingers

Sorry, we're out of FLBPs and Mind The Gaps.
Here's some Fluffy Socks.
– Is that Chiveworthy?

Dray

I'm guessing your cock sees more socks than tits so its fair

Falthor

said footjob from said fluffy socks… yes definitely chive worthy

Bodhi

#18 What smile?

smeyes

the vertical one

stun

look in the side mirror

Underbaker

I thought they was talking about the one on my face from looking at this.

The Ugly

Oh sir, you are hilarious…you see it's funny because the girl actually is smiling, you can see it in the mirror, but you are joking because her butt is also pretty nice and you jest by pretending that her butt is so nice that you didn't even see her smile. Oh boy I'm still holding my sides that was so funny.

Seriously though, people who post shit like this sound like a bunch of past, present, or future sex offenders. I love the chive, but sometimes it seems like it's full of a bunch of frat boys who only dream about getting laid.

Dray

aannd relaxxx

dukofohio

#1 and amke a 100% awesome FJ

Falthor

you beat me to it but i one upped you 🙂

Rusty

#18…that made me smile, well before I knew there was a subliminal smile back at me.

shaunvw

#4 Wrong….If those pizza boxes were recycled then where is the grease stain?

Engage

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