I don’t think any of us here can honestly say they’ve never woken with an orifice just filled with mystery syringes. It’s just one of those things that happens to everyone and connects us as a species.

After shooting himself in the back of the head, he wrapped himself in sheets and put himself in the trunk. He was going to throw himself in the river, but he realized too late that he was stuck in the trunk and couldn't drive there.

Gravey: "Feels weird to do it with something other than a finger."
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