I heard about the snow hitting New Zealand, while the U. S. is seeing almost record heat, and it dawned on me that we’re not dealing with global warming at all, although blame can still be laid at the feet of evil western society’s addiction to big vehicles.

Clearly, that we’re seeing extreme heat, while the other hemisphere is experiencing extreme cold, there can be only one explanation – global torque. Because of the large cars and SUVs we drive, we’ve thrown the earth off its axis, leaving us closer to the sun, and the other side farther away.