Money to burn

So in the building where I work here in privileged Encino, where unless you’re worth more than the GDP of New Zealand, you simply MAY NOT live, we have, of course, a personal car wash service in attendance. I mean, doesn’t everyone?

Guess what the bargain rates are?

SPECIAL FOR TODAY

WASH $40

WASH W/WAX $60

40 fuckin bucks just to wash your car. And I’ll tell you, when I was just out here at lunch there were no less than 7 royal Encinian carriages waiting for their baths. Gleaming, spotless Saabs, Mercedes, and Jags. oh…and 2 Hummers.