Thanks to the antics of nine-month-old Luca Cruz, new mom Hilary Duff now prefers to get her fuck on in the morning with husband, retired Canadian ice hockey player (well, I think he's still Canadian) Mike Comrie. "[Sex after having a baby is] definitely different," she tells Us Weekly. I'm so exhausted at the end of each day, so I'm like, 'Can this not happen at night when I'm exhausted?' You find different times to do it."

I'm actually not sure if anyone cares about at what point in the lunisolar cycle that Lizzie McGuire gets taken down to pound town, but that's my motto: All The Postpartum Intercourse Gossip About Former Disney Channel Stars You Don't Necessarily Need!™ [Us Weekly]

Another day, another hideously offensive comment by sack of ultra-right-wing crazy Victoria Jackson
, who wrote on her Facebook
: "My friend Jim Riley posted: ‘Wasn't the Connecticut killer just doing what abortionists do every day? It's a wonder we don't have more 20-year-old 'dads' doing what women and doctors have been an accomplice to for years in America. When you forget the TEN COMMANDMENTS, people, THIS is what you get." Her and
her friend can go jump in a hobo fire. [Radar Online
]

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Hours after seeing Taylor Swift off to Germany on Saturday, Harry Styles—who almost feels way too young for me to say he's "up to his old tricks" like a Russell Brand or a John Mayer or an Al Roker—cavorted at a house party with a bunch of girls. The girls were excited. One of them Tweeted about her friend: "[Styles] told her she was very attractive and to take off her Minnie Mouse suit lol." Wait, why was she even... oh, forget it.

+1000 for the face of the girl on the far left in the first picture. [Daily Mail]

Rumors of a split have been plaguing Jason Trawick and Britney Spears for awhile now, but it might actually happen soon, a source has told Hollyscoop: "Jason has told Britney's entire family that he's planning to leave her, so that Britney will have a support system when he breaks the bad news." He's reportedly waiting for The X-Factor to end to deliver the bad news. [Jezebel inbox]

Kanye West fears that his legitimate star power is fading due to his much-publicized relationship with Kim Kardashian and appearances on her family's show. If you jump in the water, you're gonna get wet, is all I'm saying. [NYDN]

Katie Holmes spent almost $50,000 on Suri's Christmas presents. What are they?! An American Girl doll, some stocks and bonds, and the indentured servitude of One Direction to fan her with palm fronds and hand-feed her individual gummi bears on a chaise lounge until she goes to college? [Entertainmentwise]

Once upon a time, Charlie Sheen got drunk and gave a baseball worth a million dollars and change to Zac Efron. Le fin. [The Mirror UK]