No Mr. Powers, I expect you to die!

…was Dr. Evil’s answer to the question posed by Austin Powers: “Do you really expect them to pay?” I can’t remember which one of the Powers series this was from. I think that anyone will pay, and die (eventually, but just a little sooner than most) if they feast regularly on this new KFC sandwich (a.k.a.: the Double Down). Scaa-ry!

It actually looks good. But scary at the same time. I think if no one was watching, and I could have someone order it for me, and deliver it to me, I might eat it. Just once. And half for now, half for later. But buying that sandwich and eating in the KFC is like saying, “Look at me! I’m a friggin’ animal! I don’t want to live a long life!” So maybe I have a double standard. I just don’t know anymore.

I’m not even certain why KFC would want to market this evil thang. I do know that there’s some humor in gawking at how monstrous this sandwich is. Tee hee.