Are you certain that you actually escaped The Village, Number 6? I heard that Number 2 had some questions for you. Wait... do you hear something? It sounds like a giant bubble-thing coming up out of the Platte River....

Well, I wasn't going to tell you, but we were actually forced to stay in the Village hotel (and I use that term very, very loosely) with our tour group. Thank heavens we'd rented a car for frequent escapes.