Read Odd Future’s Top-Secret List of Demands for Record Labels

Them Odd Future punks never make it easy for the squares, do they? After rebuffing the advances of record executives hoping to sign the hip-hop collective, OFWGKTA have concluded that they can’t avoid big business forever, and they’ve agreed to meet with their suitors at the Supreme skate shop in Fairfax, California. But first, label representatives must meet a list of demands, according to SRC Records founder Steve Rifkind. “If you are serious about the meeting,” Odd Future agitator Tyler, The Creator told him, “I want Randy’s Donuts, swivel chairs and a megaphone.”

Tyler no doubt drives a hard bargain, but still, Rifkind should take comfort in the fact that it could have been worse—some of Tyler’s earlier requirements were much less reasonable. Popdust has exclusively obtained Tyler’s original list of demands, complete with in-no-way-scrawled-at-the-Popdust-offices crossouts and cuss words. See for yourself: