Student: "I'm just terrified by Donald Trump."
Counsellor: "That's because you are a pussy."
Student: "Really? That's it?"
Counsellor: "Yes. What you need to do is grow up."
Student: "But, I'm 19 years old."
Counsellor: "And still behaving like a 6 year old."
Student: "Makes complete sense. Thank you."