Loonatics Unleashed

Loonatics Unleashed (2005–2007) was a cartoon television series about a group of superheroes descended from the Looney Tunes. It was set in the year 2772 in "Acmetropolis", and depicted the Loonatics fighting crime and trying to save their city.

Tech E. Coyote: [Rev got a pizza for Tech and the pizza is frozen solid.] ...now that's cold. [Tech takes a bite out of the pizza] Where'd ya get it? Iceland?

Rev Runner: Actually, no. I just picked it up at the pizza joint downtown which I must say is abnormally cold for this time of year. But if you really wanted some pizza from Iceland, I could go get some and be back in 4.2 seconds, but of course that's just an estimation because you really can't be too sure about the traffic...

[Tech pushes a piece of pizza in Rev's beak]

Tech E. Coyote: That would be one of those questions that didn't require an answer. [Ace enters] Hey, Ace?

Ace Bunny: On it, Tech.

[Ace zaps the frozen pizza with his laser vision]

Tech E. Coyote: Extra crispy. Pizza, Duck?

Danger Duck: Are you kidding? I've already had my protein shake. It's vitally important to maintain a superhero physique, because you can't be flabby when you're "The Duckinator"!

Ace Bunny: Yesterday you were calling yourself "Super Duper Duck".

Danger Duck: Yeah well, the name wasn't quite rolling off the tongue. Besides; I need a name that'll fit on the costume.

Ace Bunny: How about, uh... Duck?

Danger Duck: Very funny.

[The door opens and Lexi enters, listening to a music player and dancing.]

Lexi Bunny: [Removing earphones] Tech, did you order more than one pie?

Ace Bunny: You frosted flakes might as well go back where ya came from, because this is a "No invasion" zone!

Gunnar the Conqueror: We will conquer your world by any means neccesary!

Ace Bunny: No, you won't!

Gunnar the Conqueror: Yes, we will!

Ace Bunny: No, you won't!

Gunnar the Conqueror: Yes, we will!

Ace Bunny: Yes, you will!

Gunnar the Conqueror: No, we will not conquer your world!

Ace Bunny: Have it your way.

Gunnar the Conqueror: Ooh, I will enjoy crushing you, rabbit!

Ace Bunny: Oh yeah, like that's ever going to happen.

Ace Bunny: You've outdone yourself, Tech.

Tech E. Coyote: You can say it. I'm a genius.

Gunnar the Conqueror: Let's put this city on ice!

Danger Duck: DareDevil Duck thanks you.

Lexi Bunny: Pick a name already!

Rev Runner: Would you look at that thing? It's gotta be the biggest iceberg I've ever seen! And believe me, I've seen some doozies before! Do you think we should've put more juice in the blasters? Not that I'm doubting your expertise, Tech. But that is one gigantic -

Lexi: You don't hit it; you love it! I'll telepathically make you think of any way it can be a weapon; a glove, a choker, a cuddlewalker.

Duck: Hold it right there, Lexi!

Ace: Of course, you realise that this means war!

Lexi: Uh, there's a party going on in your backpack, Duck.

Lexi: Professor Zhane? You may not be aware of this, but your life might be in danger! It's about your bio-pets; we have reason to believe that they're very- [Lexi gets cut off by the appearance of three mutated Fuz-Zs]

Duck: Sounds like someone's mommy didn't give them enough chockies when they were little!

Professor Zhane: It's feeding time!

Duck: I salute you, Wonderfluff! You've been a brave soldier. I also fear you; but let's not go into that right now.

Duck: How can I hear anything with this racket?! You'd have to have superhearing to - Oh, right.

Ace: Eh, what's up, rock?

Lexi: So, what were those things?

Duck: Reminds me of some of the guys who keep calling you - except the rocks have more personality! Haha!

Tech: [while he tries to start the digging machine again] Come on! Ugh, fine. [he then gets fried, turns to dust and then revives himself with his healing powers] There has got to be an easier way to be a hero.

Duck: Oh yeah, making toys for rugrats. What are you, a crime fighter or one of Santa's elves?

Rev: I Know its taking Up my Time But Helping The Family Business Is So Important to Pa And im a Little too Tall to Be an Elf But I promise I'll Be with You Guys Ready to fight evildoers Anywhere Anytime Anyhow!

Ace: Hey! Don't Sweat It Rev.

Slam: Yeah No Biggie.

Rev: I'll Never Forget For Being So Understanding. Even Though I Cannot Promise I'll forgive You Cause You'll Never Know When get Whack On the Head and Forget Everything Even Forgetting about forgetting.

Ace: Yeah That's a Great Story. But We Oughta Get Handsome Here In The Cell.

[Tech walks into his lab, dragging Rev in, who is attached to his leg]

Tech: Yeah, I can work on some of my side projects. And, it will be the first time I'll be totally in charge.

Rev: [appears on screen] What are you talking about being totally in charge? I'm thinking this is the first time I'd be totally in charge and you could be second in charge, which has no real purpose except to attend mall openings, check the locks at closing time... Ah!

[Tech tackles Rev and they start fighting]

Ace: Eh, sounds great. Your first job is to figure out who's in charge.