Summary

Canon Divergence AU of "A Thousand Natural Shocks" in which Stan doesn't manage to hold it together during Weirdmageddon and another horror beyond human comprehension joins the fray. Good thing they're on the side of humanity.

((Features: all - read: most - of the Stan and "characters who aren't Ford" interactions I couldn't have in the original fic, overprotective eldritch abominations, undignified monster brawls, and a much wilder Ford rescue sequence. And more!))