I went to Ukranian Soccer Camp, its gotta be at least the 3rd least dapper camp there is. Regimen:Wait outside your house for an old russian man to drive over to you in his white vanGet in the vanPunch each other in the arm in the van for ~2hrs, alt. play Gameboy Advance games while having the people sitting to your sides, behind, and in front of you staring at your screenBreakfast in the mess hallGymnasticsSoccer (the kind of soccer where slide tackles are the *only* acceptable move )Swimming in the ocean, punching fish, attempting to drown friendsLunch outdoors around the BBQSoccerClimb back into the vanHave your Gameboy stolen in the white van, punch the kid who stole it and take it backBuy a Gatorade from the driver of the white van for 50 centsExit the van, enjoy your sweet, blue-flavored victory in the August afternoon sun.