Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Dinosaur Party Candidates: Mr. Cam Pane

Welcome, welcome. Is this thing on? Yes, it's true, I've decided step into the political arena. Or at the very least, stick a fin in the electoral kiddie pool.

[pauses for laughs, but none come]

Naturally, you might assume because of my habitat, that I would be concerned with issues relating to our oceans. Of course I am, but I'm also interested in preserving the environment as a whole. It saddens me to see once beautiful lands destroyed because they were not properly maintained. I can remember when people used to have respect for the earth. I am of course talking about the 70's. That weeping Native American, looking at all the trash, still brings tears to my eyes when I think about him. If I am elected I will work diligently with our law makers to ensure that moving forward, this country's polices will work to clean up our homeland.

Then maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to look that weeping Native American in the eyes and tell him, he doesn't have to cry anymore.