He has his bat-crazy beliefs, his failed marriages and his weird quirks, but he’s not out every second night getting fall-down drunk, punching people in the head or lording it up in front of the press.

He has a lot more self -control and common sense than most of the other fvck-heads in Hollywood.

Bulgingsnake

Did you see the porno I made?

UilickMcGee

Just caught it now. Love it, just watch your ballsack on that unicorn spike.

Tom Cruise is proof that even if you’re an elf you can still get into Top Gun, drive a race car, or make fun of your retarded brother. A true inspiration.

PQG 1991

Erm… So that’s why there were so many posters about scientology on the subway stations a few years back! Because of this gathering

PQG 1991

That being said his spanish is not as bad as I thought it would be

Bulgingsnake

My mom is going to Barcarrota in September

PQG 1991

That’s in Extremadura, the whole autonomous community is rather rural but really nice I hope she has fun.

PQG 1991

Tell her that if she moves around the autonomous community she’ll be able to visit some really nice historic palaces belonging to noble houses of spain and historic sites from the roman and visigothic eras also if she likes that kind of stuff

Bulgingsnake

She’s going over with friends who visit all the time, she’s in good hands.