There once was a miner from Nantucket, whose blockchain was so long [he could...]

There once was a miner from NantucketWhen mining got hard he said fuck itThe gear's power bill and the heat made him illSo he jumped on to (fee)Bay to chuck it.

Companies claiming they got hacked and lost your coins sounds like fraud so perfect it could be called fashionable. I never believe them. If I ever experience the misfortune of a real intrusion, I declare I have been honest about the way I have managed the keys in Casascius Coins. I maintain no ability to recover or reproduce the keys, not even under limitless duress or total intrusion. Remember that trusting strangers with your coins without any recourse is, as a matter of principle, not a best practice. Don't keep coins online. Use paper or hardware wallets instead.