Tjostolv: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.

Joshua: Tjostolv, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he’s wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?

Tjostolv: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

Joshua: I got a threshold, Tjostolv. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I’m a fuckin’ race car, right, and you got me the red. And I’m just sayin’, I’m just sayin’ that it’s fuckin’ dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin’ red. That’s all. I could blow.

Tjostolv: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?

Joshua: Yeah, I’m ready to blow.

Tjostolv: Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the fuck am I doin’ in the back?! You’re the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We’re fuckin’ switchin’! I’m washin’ the windows, and you’re pickin’ up this nigger’s skull!