7. Steve Buscemi

6. Ned Flanders

Ned Flanders in The Simpsons

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Hey-diddly-ho, 'stacherino! By the time The Simpsons ruled the airwaves, mustaches had mostly disappeared from the facial-hair menu; Flanders's 'stache marked him as harmlessly passé as his oversized sweaters.

5. Jeff Foxworthy

4. Yanni

Yanni, 1991

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Sensual. Spiritual. Earthy. If new-age musician Yanni hadn't grown a mustache, we would have had to Photoshop one on him.

3. Got Milk?

Whoopi Goldberg, 1999

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The most buzz-worthy mustaches of the 1990s weren't made out of hair. As part of a push to get Americans to drink more milk, the National Milk Processor Education Program launched an ad campaign that attempted to turn the milk mustache from embarrassing faux pas to trendy style symbol. Soon milk mustaches were even more popular than the real ones: even women and children were sporting the iconic white splash on their upper lips.

2. Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson, 1998

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In a sport that can sand down its players into anonymity, Randy Johnson stood out. The pitching ace's lanky frame helped, as did his party-hardy mullet. But the look was capped off by an intimidating mustache – sometimes, as seen here, accompanied by soul patch – that made the Big Unit a force of terror on the mound.