Mishanthrope: someone who has an irrational hatred or fear of Koreans. Not being the bold sort, this type usually restricts his or her mishanthropic activities to posting vicious or just plain silly messages on the internet. Often can be found using terms like "the Koreans" and starting sentences that go "Koreans always..." or "Koreans never..." Is fond of labeling all others who challenge the accuracy of such statements as apologists. Mishanthropes are perfectly happy to take the money of Koreans, but are rarely found saying anything positive or pleasant about them. Statistical data-collecting is in its early phases, but evidence leads researchers to believe that most mishanthropes will die at the age of around 36.

I suggest, since people are starting to draw blanks, that we pick names of popular posters (as I believe Corporal has already done) and just go insurgent on them. Totally screw with people.

Already did...

Ryst Helmut wrote:

Andize - To post of the end-of-the-world

Sperlization - Wearing very masculine berets.

How about defining "O-girl"?

But on to answer your question....

JongnoGuru wrote:

For instance, when I just a few months on Dave's, I recall people saying 'You got Derreked again!' ... What did that mean exactly?

It's like defining love....you can't do it...but when it happens to you, you'll know it.

Or, consider it the board's version of Murphy's Law for whities in Korea. What could or remotely possibly happen to one person - will - and on a frequent basis....to the point of absurdity and near (statistical) improbability.

Joined: 01 Sep 2003Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:19 am Post subject:

Chickenmania. A condition that is limited to high class well educated people with great taste. This condition makes them believe (and rightly so) that no other animal on Earth can compare to the beauty, intelligence, and kindness of a chicken.