Judas Queen

Freddy Mercury and Rob Halford totally fucking rock. They also are (were, in Mercury's case) totally fucking gay. In fact, no two motherfuckers have done fucking more to tear a fucking hole in the stereotype that all gay musicians sound like George Fucking Michael or a Glee cast album. Tonight, several musicians will play the music of Queen and Judas Priest—the bands Mercury and Halford front(ed), respectively—at a benefit for 826 Seattle. It's all part of the annual Attack of the March Babies showcase, but this year is special, because it's organizer Sean Bates' fortieth birthday. Fuckin' ring it in with him. Fuck yeah. Featuring HalloQueen, Kurt Bloch, The Chasers, Ton 80. MIKE SEELY