Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Camper Van Beethoven fan Otaku-sempai for picking me as the fifty-ninth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.

According to the Sacred Rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the sixtieth screenshot for all of you to caption:

The original screencap is here.******************************************

Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower, When I finish building my tower, When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top! Watch that Eye and see how it glowers, Ain't no contest between the Two Towers, Nosy folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop! The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron, A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron! See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin', Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin', You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap, For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Roads go ever ever on Under cloud and under star Yet feet that wandering have gone Turn at last to home afar. Eyes that fire and sword have seen And horror in the halls of stone Look at last on meadows green And trees and hills they long have known.

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.-Leviticus 19:33-34

And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.-Leviticus 19:33-34