Posts tagged "sex tip"

We've all been there: You meet someone where the chemistry is so on point that you can't seem to resist getting into the tangled web that is friends with benefits. You know s/he's wrong for you and you both know that a relationship is not going to be your happy ending. In fact, you may…

There are many reasons why men don’t necessarily know what women really like in bed. The most important: a lack of access to real information. Movies oversimplify sex by not really showing what happens in the sack, pornography is just, well, pornography, and "Talk Sex With Sue Johanson" is off the air. Aside from that,…

As a professional dominatrix, and an all-around kinky lady, I love anal play. Your bum can play a delightful role in all sorts of fun, from a casual roll in the hay to the darkest, kinkiest scene ever. Sadly, homophobia and traditional sexual values mean that relatively few straight men consider asking to receive anal.

Oh yeah, there's more where that came from! Last week, I showed you five selections from my bountiful collection of sex toys, including the amazing G-Vibe and the less impressive OhMiBod, but I was only just getting started. In part two…

I’m so sick of men saying that all you need to get laid is “to be a woman.” If that were truly the case, would all women, everywhere, be getting laid at all times whenever and however they want? Yes. Does that actually happen in the real world? No. When it comes to this particular…

A guide to watching porn? I know what you're thinking. Amelia, I'm pretty sure that all I need to watch porn are my eyes and a finger to press play. Sure, if you're an amateur. There's a wrong way to do things, a right way to do things, and then a better way to do…

Breasts, boobs, tits, tatas, jugs, melons, knockers, rack — there are about as many nicknames as there are ways to show your appreciation for our golden globes. In the immortal words of Simple Minds: “Don’t you forget about me...” Seriously, fellas, you can go down on me for hours, but if you don’t…

There’s nothing worse than being on a date, one that’s not too exciting, and just wishing it could end in sex. It’s as though you’re counting down the minutes, maybe even weighing the social graces of when it’s actually OK to mention that it’s time to head out and get it on somewhere. It kinda…

Last week on Funny Girl Sex Guide, I discussed four different dick-sucking techniques you maybe haven't heard of, but should consider giving a shot. And there's more where that came from! In Part 2, I discuss (and occasionally demonstrate)…

Remember how last week I said that I suck dick like it's the last Talenti Salted Caramel Ice Cream Bar on Earth? It's true. I just hate to live up to some ridiculous male fantasy of the woman who loves giving blowjobs ... humble hair toss ... but I am who I am. But while…

I may not care about the results of the 2014 FIFA World Cup, but I do care about sex with hot soccer players. (Or, as they are called in most of the world, "football players.") Fortunately, Quartz has researched a handy-dandy list of all the countries' team sex policies for the 2014 games. The long…

I’m a pretty open-minded chick and the last few months have involved quite a bit of open-legged-ness as well. This sort of slutty period in my life has been both fun and educational, not to mention reintroduced me to some sex acts that I’d never really given a fair shake before. In no particular order,…

Wouldn't it be nice if we could ascertain whether someone will suck in the sack before, you know, having sex with them? That's where I come in! Hindsight is 20/20, which means I can look back on some of the bad sex I've had and recognize that there were glaring warning signs well before the…

Dudes, who do you think you're foolin'? I know when I’ve unwittingly been cast in your personal porno fantasy, in which you’re Manuel Ferrara and I’m that chick who won’t be able to stop coming because you’re just that amazing.

I love dirty talk. I LOVE IT. All of it, even bad dirty talk because bad dirty talk, while awkward in the moment, is funny as hell later. And good dirty talk -- whatever you consider that to mean -- can make a world of difference when it comes to getting down. Discovering if and how…

Disclaimer: I'm no prude. Anyone who knows me will spit out a thousand creative insults about me before landing on "prude," and even then they're just probably misspelling something more interesting. Yet sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of Sexy…

I'm sure this will come as a shock, but I've been around the block a few times. I've had a handful of serious relationships, a few regular fuck buddies over the years, and, well, enough one-night stands that I…

If there are a million ways to do something wrong, there should be at least a few ways to do a thing right. In this series, Janet and Emily tackle your questions from two different perspectives. The result, we hope, is two right answers. Janet is a stone-cold rationalist, baker, and monotreme from Australia. Her boo…

Perfectly good sex can be ruined by really bad manners. There is an unwritten code of sex conduct, follow it, and your partner will likely be a repeat customer, break it, and you may screw the likelihood of boning again. In this episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I'll review just a few…

Simply Irresistible

Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…