174. All the libertarians I know claim to be solidly on the right, not the left

Indeed, there is one I am thinking of who said that "totalitarian" and "socialist" are synonymous. Of course, that led him to claim that ante-bellum slave owners in the American South were socialists. He also said that the temperature in Minneapolis on one specific February morning being -2°F showed that global warming was a myth. He also said that the problem with the Hubble Telescope was that "NASA forgot to 'parabolize' the mirror." He is, of course, an idiot.