Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Leicestershire Partnership NHS Trust has introduced a ban on smoking, and enforces it so rigorously that even those in the Bradgate Mental Health Unit are being taken on "smoking walks" near to the A50 in order to have a fag.

Thursday, December 08, 2016

In a move that will piss off the "won't someone think of the children?" brigade, the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (Nice) have decreed that speed
bumps should be removed from roads in order to cut thousands of deaths from air pollution each
year.

Seemingly measures which help motorists stay at a constant speed,
rather than accelerating and decelerating, are preferable to humps; in other words never ever slow down!

Other schemes proposed by Nice include separating cyclists and cars
using foliage; moving living rooms to the rear of houses away from busy
roads and banning ‘car idling’ outside schools and retirement homes.

How the fark does Nice intend to force people to move their living rooms?

Will Nanny send Living Room Inspectors around to check?

Sigh!

The cause of air pollution is cars, trucks, buses and planes. Nanny has no intention of removing those, as she knows there would be a riot. Hence her obsession with fags!

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Dave Clark, Rob Jefford and Alex Steven have been sacked from the bin collecting jobs in Chatham for helping an elderly man clear bags of rubble from him garden.
They were fired for gross misconduct after trying to go above and beyond the call of duty for residents.

They were in fact fired on the same day (7 November) that their employer Veolia published a newsletter containing a note from a resident praising their work.

How did this come to pass?

One resident (clearly with nothing better to do with his/her life) complained after the guys helped clear the rubble. Veolia reviewed footage taken from a dust cart camera, which is fitted on all vehicles, showing the crew, who operated in Chatham, Kent, collecting extra items of waste including bags of rubble.

A spokesman for Veolia told the Mirror they could not comment because the matter is part of an ongoing internal investigation.

Thursday, December 01, 2016

"Tallow is rendered cow or mutton fat, but for the sake of argument let's go with cows here.

How much do cows weigh? Between 1,100kg for a male (bull) and 720kg for a female. So, on average, a cow weighs 910kg.

The body fat content of an average cow is 25 percent. Therefore, the amount of fat in an average cow's body is 227.5kg.

How
many kilograms of this fat is contained in offcuts you could use to
make tallow? About 40kg, according to a man at the James Elliott butcher
in Islington.

How much tallow is used in one note, according to
the Bank of England? "A trace", which chemically means less than 100
parts per million, or 0.01 percent. A polymer consultant I called
confirmed that the tallow present in a given polymer would be a fraction
of a single percentage.

New £5 notes weigh 0.7g, therefore there is roughly 0.00007 g of tallow present in one £5 note.

How
many fivers are in circulation now, and therefore will be around by May
of 2017, when all the old paper ones have been phased out? 329 million notes.

To
work out how much tallow will be used in total in all of these fivers,
we need to multiply 0.00007g by 329 million, which gives us 23,030g, or
23kg.

And if you get about 40kg of tallow-worthy fat from the
average cow, how many cows would you need to make every single £5 note
in circulation?JUST OVER HALF OF ONE COW"

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