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The Whole President Thing

To be completely honest, I’m a little worried about ALL of the presidential candidates. Bernie has good ideas, but have you ever seen the before and after pictures of a president on their first day in office compared to their last day? Every one of them look like they aged 30 years in just 4 years. He just doesn’t have any spare youth to go throwing around like that. Hillary is kind of a robot and talks exactly like Rhapsody in White’s handler in the movie Best in Show. Trump is clearly an angry, unnecessarily loud, racist potato. Ted Cruz’s slogan is “Choose Cruz.” When I was in the 5th grade, literally everyone who was running in our pretend class election had a better slogan than that. It’s not looking good.