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As the media is pouring over the pages of the book, TIME Magazine wonders what you and I might call our book. If you are not certain what the title to your memoir would be, TIME can help you.

The magazine has posted a political memoir title generator on their site. All you need to do is visit the page, pop in your name (or any name) and the machine works its magic, delivering a mock-up of your memoir.

How well does it work? See the results below. I started with my own name.

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“The Courage To Drive” was the title I received. I was initially taken aback by this suggestion, until I recalled what is required to navigate the streets in and around NYC.

What kind of memoir title would the machine assign to Glenn Beck’s name? Of course I tried it.

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“The Dictum to Agitate” — perhaps this machine knows more about all of us than we expected.

How about Doc Thompson, host of “The Morning Blaze?” What should Doc’s memoir be called?