Increase Mather told her dad, yeah"I roundly disagree with youYou're vocal style's to preachyAll the yokels mock your teaching. "But Cotton, he was just so obliviousTo all their cutting pleas

Soon the townfolk took to it,In every pew they looked to himFor guidance just like eyeless lambsAwaiting that ol' kabob standThe skeptics formedThe nation's bornThey want to have it, Cotton's dreamBut Increase had them mountedAnd they burned on open firesSo the word spread just like small poxIn the Sudan

The gentry cried:"Give it a day!" x6

Years and years have passedSince the puritans invaded our soulJust like those arab terroristsYou'll never knowBut today the gods can't make us quake,We see our lives as situationsEyes are eyes and teeth are teeth,Well mine are rotten underneathI got two ways we can separate from the clan

If I could fly... I... Could... Fry

I hope you profited from this bulletinAnd it stabilized your landYou're drenched, you're fired,Your Alzheim clan, butYour father is another one of themI don't wanna mention him again, causeI talked to him last night,He hates my gutsWe had a fightAnd he called you a s*** girl,Why's that?What did you do to him to make him think...?