How The Hell Did This Happen?

Because reality TV has become the moron feedbox of the future, Kate Gosselin was invited to the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards last night where she apparently performed a sketch with host Jimmy Fallon (Eh?) that I can only assume was some sort of Illuminati plot to discredit the entire ceremony. Or steal your Medicare, I go back and forth. Anyway, I heard after the show Jon Hamm threw his statue into the Pacific Ocean in disgust only to hit a Gosselin child trying to ride a sea turtle to freedom. “Don’t make me go back home to mother, mister. I’ll drive your car using blocks on my feet and even burn you with a torch if crazy witch-doctors hypnotize you in the Temple of Doom. Honest, I will!”

Who the FUCK invited this loose-twatted whore to the fucking EMMY’S? I mean talk about discrediting your entire show……Kate Gosselin?!?! She’s got embryos falling out of her vagina like gumballs from a machine?