The father tells the girls that they’ll be ready to leave the house “when the dogtooth falls out,” so they swim blindfolded.

Implied lesbianism.

The father barks at his family like a dog. They bark back.

Pentacostal dance party starts going all Reefer Madness.

Sister cuts brother’s arm with kitchen knife.

Other sister screams at her knitting needles.

Dance party becomes puke party.

Mother beats daughter about the head.

Father beats daughter with video tape.

Father knocks out mother with VCR.

Aaaaand scene.

Bottom line, I’m sick of these foreign movies trying to be all slick and Hollywood. When I watch foreign films, I want to see something different, not some cheap rip off of The Blind Side. Ho hum, Greece, ho hum.