IT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE, BUT IT IS TOO REAL TO LAUGH WITH...

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: "The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal"....

Hillary: "You mean the Mexican gun running?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean SEAL Team 6?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean voter fraud?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?" Trump: "No the other one." Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, e-mails and everything else?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?" Trump: "No, the other one" Hillary: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck US citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?" Trump: "THAT’S THE ONE!" And we'll still have people who would vote for her after knowing all this!