two bums are sitting in the gutter discussing how to quell their hunger. they decide to go to the grocery store. one bum says, "i'll steal da cheese, 'chu steal da crackers. meet back here." and off they go.

the bum returns with the crackers and awaits his friend to return with the cheese. he returns after ten minutes out of breath and sweaty.

"what kind uh cheese 'chu get us?"

"nacho cheese"

"how'd 'chu know? the label's ripped off.

"well, the lady from the sto' wuz running after me screaming, 'THAT'S NOT 'CHO CHEESE; THAT'S NOT 'CHO CHEESE!"