I feel vaguely concerned about replying to this video, having seen the first five replies being suspended for theirs, two of which I feel are entirely legitimate. I am not sure if the mods felt they were too punctual, or too short on words... anyway. >.>

That aside, I liked this review much as I have enjoyed all of Yahtzee's other reviews. There is something warmingly familiar about knowing that he will be heaving steaming chunks of stomach acid all over something, as to slowly watch its face burn for having the indignance of failing to meet his expectations.

This is to be qualified, perhaps, with Yahtzee having high expectations of games, and low expectations of people (which I might add is somewhat contradictory.) However, if he didn't, and he was just another calm voice, gently explaining his viewpoint, I doubt we would all love him, or that he would have a show on the escapist.

I'm not sure exactly when this game was released, but I've got to play the bitch. An indie game called "Cortex Command" has you order little men with jetpacks to fight, as far as I know, CC has been out for some time before Dark Void, so jetpacks have been done.

Okay, good. Was starting to think I was in some alternate universe or something where only /I/ couldn't see that review vid. Everyone else I asked elsewhere were like "Uh no, the video plays just fine for me, weird!" =/

I'm looking forward to the ME2 review, as Yatzeeh seems to be one of the few stout critics who don't blindly find it awesome. Apart from the visual aspect I don't see anything impressive about ME2, the dialogues and story don't interest me one bit. Evil robots? Oh no! Evil insects? Oh no! Really...

don't need Yatzee to tell me this game isn't worth getting, you could see it all over the gameplay videos on Youtube before the game was even released... but it's still fun to hear him crap on an already crappy game

I had several bouts of Vertigo while attempting the jetpack dogfight sequences.Fuck me, those sudden 180-degree turns only disorient me more and fighting in full 360 is a right bitch, especially when the enemy has a near-constant lock-on on me and I'm struggling to find out from which direction the painful pointy things are coming from.

Hahaha, that was great.Definitely going down as one of your best reviews as of late, hoping to see more disappointments to inspire such wondrous pieces of comedic venom in the future.

"Crispy fried puke down to the fucking bone barrow..."Now that's gotta be the fucking metaphor of the entire history of the English language.

Loved how you could relate the game to one particularly gruesome death scene in Dead Space where you're forced to cheer for his unlikely, heroic effort to escape doom despite all the signs pointing to his tragic, imminent failure :(

dietpeachsnapple:I feel vaguely concerned about replying to this video, having seen the first five replies being suspended for theirs, two of which I feel are entirely legitimate. I am not sure if the mods felt they were too punctual, or too short on words... anyway. >.>

It's because they replied before having seen the actual video. The rules are clear: bans and suspensions if you do it. It's an attention-grabbing thing that you'd think would have sorted itself out quickly. 60 Zero Punctuations later and it's still going on

dietpeachsnapple:I feel vaguely concerned about replying to this video, having seen the first five replies being suspended for theirs, two of which I feel are entirely legitimate. I am not sure if the mods felt they were too punctual, or too short on words... anyway. >.>

It's because they replied before having seen the actual video. The rules are clear: bans and suspensions if you do it. It's an attention-grabbing thing that you'd think would have sorted itself out quickly. 60 Zero Punctuations later and it's still going on

My confusion concerns that notion. Two of the comments referred to content FROM the video, implying that they had viewed it. However, if their times indicated that they replied so quickly that it was chronologically impossible for them to have seen the content AND posted, then I would concede entirely.

Jhil:I'm looking forward to the ME2 review, as Yatzeeh seems to be one of the few stout critics who don't blindly find it awesome. Apart from the visual aspect I don't see anything impressive about ME2, the dialogues and story don't interest me one bit. Evil robots? Oh no! Evil insects? Oh no! Really...

yeah, me too. got the first and the whole story doesn“t hook me. also, no matter how hard i try, my sheperd is an asshole.

This is the first Zero Punctuation video in a long time where I've actually watched it immediately a second time after the credits rolled. Not due to any noisy roommates or irritating house-cats, mind you, just because it was that damn awesome. I'm seriously thinking about turning the image of Will rocketing through the movie theater screen into a desktop wallpaper. This might even be my favorite ZP, with Valkyria Chronicles and Wet tied for a close second.

I am a little surprised there was no mention Dark Void Zero for DSiWare, but maybe that's being saved for Extra Punctuation.

Perfect comic timing, wonderfully tortured metaphors, and a noticeable jump in energy from the last few videos, this feels like a real return to form for Yahtzee.

As I do not intend to go through this intere thread to see if my question has already been answered, I will simply ask now: At 1:33, when he mentions Julia Roberts, I noticed that there is a female torso hanging in top part of the video; what is that about? A simple mistake, which was made, when he created the video? Again maybe this has already been mentioned, but far too long to go through all the post, so please answer.

I still kind of want to get this game, but it just looks like another shooter, only with flying involved. Maybe if it sells well, a nice sequel will get made. Oh, and I think I like the ending joke almost as much as the "last male panda" joke :D