Vanessa: So much for the ultimate college experience.Olivia: What? No. I have had the ultimate experience. With you guys. They say the friends you meet here last a lifetime. You guys want to get out of here?Dan: Absolutely.

Blair: I used to have a friend like Jenny. I made all these sacrifices and you know what I got back on that investment? Zero. Because girls like her run emotional Ponzi schemes. Serena will never like you the way you like her.Keira: You mean Jenny.Blair: Details. Now are you ready to be queen or do I need to find a new frog?