Bedbugs Take Manhattan, Then They'll Take Berlin!

The plague of bedbugs have overran New York City, being attacked by pest control from the Statue of Liberty to Carnegie Hall.

Now they're at the United Nations!

Yesterday the United Nations found evidence of bedbugs in most of the furniture on the 19th and 20th floors of the Secretariat Building in the 1B area of the Library Building, according to a note sent to United Nations correspondents from the press office this week .

The furniture was promptly moved to an unoccupied part of the building for fumigation. But fumigation does not get rid of them, only 90%. At the rate the bugs breed, they will have replaced their lost loved ones in less than two weeks.

Now they are trying bedbug sniffing dogs to hunt the bugs down and get them before they begin spreading.

"It's a steady business for us", a pest control worker told us. "We start at one place and by the time we finish the whole area, it's time to go back to the original place and start again."

Thus far, all the pest control people are doing is to limit the total number, but what will happen if these build up an immunity?

Also, what is in the fumigation and how does it affect people.

This afternoon there have been reports of cockroaches in missile silos both here and in Russia.

Is there a plan to set the nukes off so that only the cockroaches and bedbugs will survive to rule the world?

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

More fake news stories

Minneapolis - A potential ISIS recruit's mother says she regrets urging her son to seek work after hearing Secretary of State John Kerry's advice that the world forestall Islamic radicalization by giving "jobs" to the kind of young men most vulnerab...

Somalia Based Islamist terror group Al Shabaab has posted a chilling video message calling on jihadist cells in America to strike fear in the hearts of shoppers in America's malls.
Though terror experts consider the video mostly bluster, The Al...

Boise, Idaho - A 72 year old Nampa, Idaho man visiting relatives he "doesn't like" in Boise says he was "just screwing around" looking through an old box of "pornos" at some "meth head's" garage sale, when he came across a literary bombshell that cou...

New York - As if his reputation was not tarnished enough, doubts are now surfacing about a piece of reporting Brian Williams did decades ago for his high school newspaper in upstate New York.
As a budding assistant sports editor, Williams reporte...

BILLINGSGATE POST: Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters that the only way that the Keystone Pipeline would be passed is if it first goes through President Obama.
One intrepid reporter asked if the President's bunghole was big enough to a...

In what could easily have descended into a free for all, name calling, I'm right, you're wrong thread in the comment section of a Fox News story about evolution, user dEEzNutZ1979 stopped everyone dead in their tracks by responding to user GodGunzAnd...

Philadelphia, PA-- A South Philadelphia man is dead tonight after attempting to cook dinner for his wife. Police sources say it was the first time Mr. Spaghetti tried to cook anything.
Mrs. Spaghetti had a heart attack after she learned that he...