I don't know about german boobies. That link from a while back that talked about Helga the worlds greatest human toilet really scared me. I'd certainly hit it, but no way in hell would I touch it with anything other than Mr Happy.

I rescind my earlier statements. I was tired and grumpy and doped up on Benadryl, and had to listen to my girlfriend feel bad about herself again because she's not as beautiful as she thinks she should be.