RoxtarRyan:The_Cisco_Kid: Those images are almost as painfui to see as Twilight....at least the opening credits. The only way you can realistically watch more than that portion of the film is with some serious help that makes it damn entertaining.

Couldn't even do it with Rifftrax. The only way I'd do it is if Mike, Bill and Kevin were there next to me.

It helps if you are drunk enough to make an usher shush you. Personal experience.

Last year, I got in a huge argument about Twilight at work, where a MALE coworker proceeded to give me shiat for not liking the franchise. My standby answer is that I am Team Nosferatu. if they push, I say I like Nosferatu, Dracula 2000, hell I'm even down for Blade sometimes, and I play Vampire the Masquerade (children of Malkav represent). And he just stared at me in confusion.

Then vandalized all my frigging flip notebooks when I wasn't looking. Wrote "Twilight Rules" in sharpie all over my stuff. My work gloves too!

/spent the rest of that job wondering who took his man card//I have some set still photography of Vincent Price///Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

CavalierEternal:Have you seen their fans? They don't look like they do a lot of moving.

I chanced across one of her youtube videos last week. I thought I'd take a minute to check it out and ended watching the whole 10 minutes. By the end of it I realized that my mouth was agape and my face was all scrunched up in utter disbelief. I know it's a cliche to say, "It's a train wreck that you can't avert your eyes from as it happens" but damn! DAMN!