Quotes

Otto: Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.Wendy: My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are "debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house."

Otto: [puts a bag over Archie's head] Hello, Mr. Burglar! Going somewhere? Thought you could rob Mr. Leach, eh? Well, I'm going to teach you a lesson![kicks him in the stomach]Otto: He just happens to be a very good friend of mine!Archie: Otto! Otto! Otto!Otto: [comes back with a long-handled pan] And he's going to be very pleased with me to find you here, all tied up and ready for the police![knocks Archie out with a pan]Otto: And don't call me "Otto." To you, I am "Mr...â€[stops, lifts bag, sees it's Archie, screams]Otto: Oh, my God... Oh... Oh my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.[pats Archie's face]Otto: Please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck were you doing *robbing* your *own house?*[kicks Archie in the stomach]Otto: You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English...![screams and recoils]Otto: I'm sorry! I'm sorry. Uh... uh... yeah.[runs]