Michael Irvin's NFL Network segment was an attempt to inspire Jason Campbell and the Browns to beat the Chiefs in a "scalping." OK. (If Irvin really wants to go with violent imagery, how about he stay closer to home and call for the Browns to stab the Chiefs in the neck with a pair of scissors?)

Also, it's ridiculous that Irvin's trying to sell the idea that Jason Campbell—of all quarterbacks—can find a way to beat the Chiefs defense.