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Note: I found this in the wilds of the internet and don’t know the original source. I didn’t write it, but I liked the story. -cg
Two friends were walking through the desert.
During some point of the journey they had an argument,
and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt,
but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME...