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Satirical & Poetic Musings Of A Self-Proclaimed Nobel Prize Winner

Famous Historical Mother Fuckers

Here are a few pics of some historical mother fuckers who really bother the shit outta me. I thought I’d share them with my readers, being the nice fella I am.

1.) Ever wonder why child abuse is so rampant in our society? The fella pictured below, and his made up deity, are two of the main reasons.

Abraham, Father Of Modern Day Child Abuse & True Mother Fucker

2.) This next fella, I really hated when he was alive. And ya know what? Now that he’s been dead for a few years, I STILL hate him.

Ronald Reagan, Conservative Republican & Mother Fucker

3.) Next up is a guy you can’t help but despise. I know I do. He was the Nazis head of media propaganda and a class “A” mother fucking waste of DNA.

Joseph Goebbels, Mother Fucker Extraordinaire

4.) And to complete today’s list of truly rotten, stinkin’ mother fuckers, I offer you the 5 MEN who recently made Hobby Lobby and Christianity more important than women’s sexual health here in the good ole U.S. of A. I hate these pricks most of all. They should know better this. Really, they should.

The Supreme Court Mother Fuckers Who Made Christian Morality More Important Than Women’s Sexual Health

Yeah. I think if your god tells you to whack your kid in his honor, even if he’s just fucking with you, you need a different god. And if you do attempt to go through with it, you’re a mother fucking piece of shit.

Fascist mother fuckers. I can’t wait til a Christian Scientist business owner denies coverage for anti-biotics to his employees because it’s so against his fucking religion. God damn, my country is a backward den of neanderthalish idiots. Wait. That’s an insult to neanderthals. I’d apologize if any where still here.