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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephantAnonymous----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuineWinston Churchill, 1944----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.Me, all the time

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephantAnonymous----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuineWinston Churchill, 1944----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.Me, all the time

If you really want to have an exciting adventure and do extraordinary things...

You have to wait until your wife is dead.

Not necessarily.
All you need to do is pause for a fraction of a second before saying "NO" the the Dread Question: "Does my bum look big in this?"
For added excitement, answer "Yes" instead.

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephantAnonymous----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuineWinston Churchill, 1944----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.Me, all the time

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephantAnonymous----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuineWinston Churchill, 1944----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.Me, all the time

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephantAnonymous----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuineWinston Churchill, 1944----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.Me, all the time

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephantAnonymous----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuineWinston Churchill, 1944----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.Me, all the time

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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