This roughly 3,000 calorie pizza features ten mini burgers topped with mozzarella embedded around the crust. It is then topped with all the toppings in the world and served with fat-filled dipping sauce (ketchup?). Thankfully, it's only available in the Middle East and UK, but it's rumored to be heading west. Pizza the Hut would be proud!

One question: Who came up with this? My bet is either a focus group of wasted and/or stoned teenagers or a computer completely divorced from human logic that is like "based on my computations, the combination of cheeseburger and pizza will result in a thirty percent uptick in profits."