Crazy Sporting Contests

Dwarf Throwing

This competition had a short though popular history in the north of Australia. As far as we know, it was stopped following complaints from some sections of society. Apparently the dwarfs did not mind at all. The competition required the dwarf to be placed in a harness for ease of throwing, and a soft landing place was erected. The winner was based on distance thrown. Please note, we do not encourage the throwing of dwarfs without their full consent.