You cover your face in embarrassment and wait for her to finally climb onto the jet ski.

And make no mistake…. For those of us who are too broke to take a trip to Africa, being that up close and personal with Serena’s cheeks is the best alternative. Cause that booty is straight from the motherland.

This poor girl looked like she wanted to be anywhere else in the world at that particular moment. (but she very well could have been laughing, who knows).

Fresh off her win against older sister Venus in the Billie Jean King tournament, Serena stopped by Jimmy Fallon’s new show last night. They engaged in a mini game of beer pong (i guess that was the only thing left since Conan faced her in a game of Wii Tennis last year), and Serena came out the victor.

That was funny and all… but jesus christ do you see Serena’s ass??? I’d strike that down with the wrath of Thor.

Serena Williams has the key of life locked in her booty, and I cannot be convinced otherwise. If you traveled to Africa and studied heiroglyphics etched on pyramid walls, you would see the prophecy of this woman’s hind quarters.

Don’t understand our government’s economic bailout? The answer is in her booty.
Wanna know who’s winning the election? The answer is in her booty.
When will America leave Iraq? … Check the cheeks homie.

Serena’s ass knew who shot J.R.

… Oh yeah, and shout out to Serena for being the only black celebrity willing to get her hair wet in full view of paparazzi.

One of the more interesting sub-stories of this year’s Wimbledon was the “faceless couple” who popped up in the crowd. Many speculated throughout the course of the week as to who was behind the faceless phenomenon. Were they activists? pranksters? terrorists?

Nah son…. thats Michael Jackson. Look in the picture below, he even has Tito driving. Space aliens wouldn’t have a negro driver… thats a learned American trait.

I know y’all remember a few months ago, MJ showed up at a different sporting event and tried to blend in. He attended a UFC event in Las Vegas with a scarf, sunglasses, and a crappy fisherman’s hat. That disguise obviously didn’t work, so Michael had to dig in his pockets to come up with something a little more high tech.

I always assumed Roger Federer would be married to some Swedish supermodel since he’s been the #1 ranked men’s tennis player for ages now…..buuuuut apparently thats untrue.

A few of you may have heard Rafael Nadal demolished Federer earlier this week at the French Open, cruising to an easy victory. The Mirror decided to add insult to injury and take a few shots at his fiancee, who seemingly likes to get her yum-yum on.

Roger Federer was highly embarrassed at Roland Garros on Sunday afternoon. And he’s only himself to blame for letting his tubby fiancee Mirka sit in the stands.

Poor old Fed – he offered as much resistance to Rafael Nadal during the French Open as Mirka does when the dessert trolley appears.

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