Swain
1.) A male admirer or lover. His goal is woo the socks off his lady love. 2.) A country lad or bumpkin. 3.) A country gallant who maybe a bit rustic or howdy-duty, if you know what I mean. 4.) A young male servant or knight's attendant.

Crumpet
A sexy, vivrant thing or knockout sweet to the taste like the savory British griddle cakes themselves. 2.) More often then not, sexy women are charged with being a slutty tease when they're unobtainable.

Rico Suave
That dude who is just to sexy and smooth for himself. Pretty boy, player status. Always in the mirror asking, "Does this shirt make my ass look too big"? He is sexy enough to have a legion of female followers, fanatics, fan girls and fan boys.