Dick in a Box Adult Men's Costume

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Give her a very special present on Halloween when you dress in this hilarious adult men's Dick in a Box costume. We hate to spoil the surprise but when you open the gift-wrapped box it reveals a stuffed faux phallus so this is probably not the best choice for the office holiday party!

The adult men's Dick in a Box costume consists of a cheesy grey pinstripe suit - jacket
and pants, a purple gigolo vest and a silver gift
box with red ribbon. This 'A Very Special Present' opens to reveal a stuffed faux phallus
inside box

I bought this for a party where everyone was dressing up as SNL characters. Someone else was going as the same and we were going to be twins. He spent $20 at goodwill and his looked so much better. Although I was pressed for time, when I opened the package I realized I should have just paid someone the money to make it for me and then used the extra money I would have saved to THROW at people as I walked by. THAT would still have been better than this costume.

The box lid couldn't even stay on, was already warped/bent in a way that couldn't be fixed. The "jacket" is not even a jacket. It doesn't even LOOK like a jacket. After a day of hanging on a hanger it was already ripping at the seams (that cheaply made).

Seriously...make it yourself or if you want send me the money and I'll MAKE it for you!

The costume was cheaply made and very flimsy. The jacket lapels did not sit right. and the edges were not finished. The box kept folding up and the ribbon came up. I had to reinforce the lid with cardboard so it would stay on the box and I had to glue the ribbon and the bottom of the box so it wouldn't collapse.