You can't shame the Republicans about their heroes buying $300 sunglasses, because it's already a clear part of their creed that they don't give a fuck about the poor.

See? Hypocrisy gone!!!

But if you want to upset the wingnuts, point out that you have to select the sizes of the eye, bridge and temple in metric! And that Bill O'Reilly has technically never rescinded his boycott of France! That Condi is such a loose cannon! Grr!