I don't know how to respond to your message now, because my next actions will have been mediated to be done in person. I no longer want to stay friends or whatever you assumed of me. I kept it honest, and all you did was make an ass out of you and me. I am not mad, I am relieved to say we will no longer be conversing at the speed of which friends share things together - we're done.

If you're mad. Go ahead, be mad. Have you friends say what they want to say. You've been watching too many Nicholas Sparks movies and to tell you the truth - me and reality are pretty much more real in comparison.

I have my standards, but I don't insert my ideals upon people who aren't really that. You have done that to me in the worse way.

Stay butthurt. You should mean all your words because you suck at sarcasm.

I have told you a thousand times already, but when you open the tap for water you are supposed to close it again when you are done! You know the one thing that makes my face go twitchy with pain is when water is used inappropriately, so please remember water is a precious thing and remember to close the tap when you are done.

Dear Misguided Female, Why did you have to leave? Is it because I gave you herpes? Is it because I threw up on you durin missionary? I'm so sorry.. please find it in your heart to forgive me and see me one last time. I have yet to bloody my knife in your herpes infected vagoo.