The BastardCast, a podcast (how original). A program barely alive (that’s harsh). Gentlemen (and woman named Karen. Hi Karen), we can rebuild it. We have the technology (microphone, headset, glass of Scotch, and a growing collection of robot sidekicks) we have the capability to build the world’s first bionic podcast (more or less). The BastardCast will be that podcast (tada). Better than it was before (is that really a challenge?). Better, stronger, faster (Kanye?). On the show this time, Jeremy, Jason, and the ghost of the American dream (TOPICAL!) plunder forth to discuss… [read more>>]

This time on The BastardCast, Jason and Jeremy discuss sexy Stan Lee‘s sexy views on sexy sex, a Batman-less Batman TV show, the future of the X-Men movie-verse, and the possibility of a Pac Rim sequel that asks…

Is Ron Perlman pregnant with a Kaiju baby?

Also on the show, the boys wring out the Star Wars‘ schmatta rag to get a few drips of mango flavored rumor juice in their hairy, insidious mouths.

Do you want more? Fine! Cats are forging an alliance and taking over the streets and the guys are pretty sure that it’s all a part of a secret evil pussy plan.

Hey, wanna hear Jason yell about reality TV? We can do that for you.

Hey, wanna hear the boys discuss the future of meat? We got that too.

We have all of these things and also, Jason and Jeremy debunk the sticky and unfortunate fruit rollups as condoms urban myth ON The BastardCast.

The BastardCast: We just put the notion of raspberry ejaculate into your head.