The Terminator terminated him back with, "Hey Donald, I have a great idea. Why don't we switch jobs. You take over TV, because you're such an expert in ratings, and I take over your job, so people can finally sleep comfortable again."

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Alas, putting Arnold Schwarzenegger in charge would be against the Constitution, because he wasn't born in the States. But Trump and co. have already pooped on the document so much, breaking this rule wouldn't even set off an alarm.