Support the Beagle Project…OR ELSE

Don’t you want to see the HMS Beagle retrace Darwin’s voyage? You should. Because that is what mighty Cthulhu wants. Support the Beagle Project and you will know power beyond that mortal kind. (Just look at the evil emanating from my glowy red eyes.)

If you do not support the Beagle Project, Cthulhu will EAT YOUR SOUL. Look at the poor souless kitty with no Beagle t-shirt. Don’t be like the pour souless kitty.