do something with ariel or stephanie. or Dr-L337 cos hes all about getting laid by the hot sisters. not f*cking tony though. pacard is also known to have gained the nickname "cool runnings" from his epic antics with the wives of lesser men

You brace yourself the whole time..waiting for the NEDM at the end. For minutes the sweat just trickles down your forehead, and after a while you start to break down. You keep telling yourself that it's coming and you'll be ready, but it never comes....epic.