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When was the sammich question ever MY thing. I thought that was Noah's thing? Where is that boy anyway? You know I have still never bumped into him even once in all these years. I find that sort of odd, actually. This city isn't that big.

See! That thing is way bigger than that cake.
Maybe there's some dumb rule about Twinkies and ice cream cones are just "snacks" and it has to be stuff like cakes or pies to be considered an actual "dessert."
I dunno.

Also, I hope you don't get discouraged that your thread got off on a tangent.
They often do. Sometimes I think it's a better way to get to know people other than just asking straight up questions about who they are, where they live.
We had a whole Theory of Threads at some point. Where the second post actually influences where the thread goes and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Anyways, it's quite an accomplishment if you start a thread that lasts long enough to go off topic.

I've been up to the Wright Pat Museum a few times and they sell that stuff.
I tried it a few times and I dunno. I guess it tastes like ice cream but I don't see what the big whoop is. We're on Earth. It's not that hard to get real ice cream. Why bother with this astronaut stuff? I'd be more interested to see Buzz Aldrin doing commercials for Breyers.

People get all put out about finding a package to buy that isn't feeling like it is broken up and crumbled inside and then the first thing they do is bust it up after opening because you can't bite that stuff. You can only suck on a hunk you broke off until it dissolves.

I can't help it if I remember most of the goofy stuff I see on here. That just how my memory works, it's not photographic or anything, but little bits and pieces stick in there.
I can still name every teacher and fellow student I went to school with.
that reminds me, I need to get back to that When You Were a Kid thread...

I'm pretty sure that lobster originated from big shrimpn, didn't it? But Phil kept it going for a while.

Maybe, but i'd guess he probably did it after Phil started it to help make it become a thing.
Whenever I try to pull up my brain files on bigshrimpn all I get was how he and Jill's Tit lived together and then him posting his hot girlfriends all the time.

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