Thursday, March 25, 2010

New Banner: We said Spank Us, not Kill Us!

Utterly gorgeous Sirenes with a craving for human flesh. But this time, they didn't want to eat, merely to have a taste. If we hadn't been greeted by a loathsome Hag and her Scrags, we might have just let the sailors have their way.

Instead carnage ensued.

The situation is not particularly good though. We have swum through a water tunnel to find ourselves in a water filled cavern faced by said Hag and Scrags. Rapidly running out of breath, I think this may go badly!

By the way, some of the funniest parts of the adventure were earlier when we got a rather annoyed Elder Air Elemental to "blow" us. Classic.

7 comments:

=) I love how their kneeling/submissive position directs their chests at us, and we're STILL running toward them with our usual bloodlust! Maybe if you'd had these "gregarious, playful folk" try to communicate with us before shipwrecking and then mindlessly enchanting us...?

Well, why shouldn't he? What can boobs and sex give you when you found the one true god? What are these trivial material cravings compared to everlasting salvation and happiness? ......Did I really just write this?? I need fresh air.......