FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."

It was 1985, in the middle of the night during my medicine internship. I was working about 110 hours a week. Every third night I was on call and felt lucky if I got a couple of hours of sleep. That night, I was taking care of this patient for another intern. On my endless "to do" list was the task of placing an intravenous line. When I got to her room it was dark. I didn't know what her medical condition was. I was focused on starting her IV and then moving on to my next task. I turned on the soft light over her hospital bed and gently woke her. She seemed calm. I loosened her restrained arm to look for a good vein. That was when she grabbed me.

TomD9938:FTA :Lest you think this propensity is a peculiarly human obsession, it turns out that male rhesus monkeys also watch pornography

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"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."

But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness:"The drug... It's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know. And then they make them jack-off. And then they take the cum and they boil it or something. And that's what the drug is made of."

But it makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head... all the time.

/nice reference//fistbump

I bet they show them this animal pornography. Really kinky stuff like 2 dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig.

This article is written by a startlingly illiterate scientist who obviously has never looked at pictures of death or religious art, and is therefore completely ignorant of what sex means to people. In other words, the comment about death and ecstasy betrays that he literally does not know what sex actually is. He seems to only know about penis-vagina-neurochemistry, which is definitely not, and historically has not been been, equated with sex.

Although he should get some credit for noticing that sex does not happen in laboratories and therefore anything that happens in brains during sex is connected to lots of cool shiat, like paintings, sculpture, music, poetry, novels, essay-writing processes, the inflection of words, the contemporary cultural anxieties about plague and famine, to name just a few things that affect the mind and body, the position of limbs, the power dynamics, during sex.

This article would have been relevant to discussions of sex if it did not take such an ignorantly snarky tone about the actual context for actual sex. Instead it was like trying to define what a jack-o-lantern is by talking about the seeds that get scooped out of it, and only the seeds.

You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.

Quantum Apostrophe:You guys all know about that tongue biter thing that eats a fish's tongue and then takes its place? My only chance to get sex is if I were a penis biter and I crawled up Russell Brand's pants. Sure, I'd have to eat his penis first but once I'm attached the fun starts.