This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]

Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]

Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]

Who Wins This Round?

Tinselkitty has gone bicoastal. Let it be decreed throughout all the land that, should Tinselkitty find herself on the west coast, partying shall be done with one Lisa Vanderpump, Extraordinaire. When on the east coast, Tinselkitty shall commence getting the groove on with Sonja Morgan. So sayeth the pasta, so sayeth the sauce.

Sonja hosted the most fabulous party I’ve seen in Housewives history. Kelly should totally take notes! Radar Online has some of the details but the pictures are the best part and we’ve got those right here. They do note that the guest list was uber-fabulous, so we must give credit to Jill for managing to keep her drool hidden from the cameras. That must be why she wore a turtleneck to a burlesque party. Absorption factor. Interesting take on pinning her spit cup on her head.

The guest list at the exclusive bash read like a who’s who of New York’s social register, with names like Anna Rothschild, Dr. Brent Ridge, Robert Wynne Parry, Tina Hillstrom, Brian Farrell, Lady Lilliana Cavendish, Anthony Haden Guest, Mark Dean, Paola and Arnold Rosenshien, and Jane and Joseph Ponterelli.

So who do we like on this one, peeps? All the wives were there but an A game was not had by all. Mario looks like that guy in the old cartoons that was always tying women to the train tracks. Simon, well, I have to say, Simon, you let me down a bit. I was expecting all kinds of crazy from you. I suppose, though, when the party is this over the top you have to do something different than your everyday flair. I mean, it’s great and all, but on you it’s way too normal. Tell us the truth. You got all kinds of distracted by Alex getting dressed and couldn’t focus on your own outfit, didn’t you?

Alex needs to be latched up to a coach and used to pull the damn thing with Simon sitting in the driver’s seat cracking that bridle to get that mare to move faster. cant you see her trotting along central park pulling an open carriage?

Rosiesaid

Rosiesaid

Lulu must be distracted… She put no effort into her outfit.
Jill needs her bangs back, she looks older without them.
Sonja’s costume is the best, she looks like she has lost some weight, too.
Mario does look like Monopoly Man, Bryan.
Alex and Simon look like a regular day, for them.