Laugh a Little or Maybe A Lot: It’s Good Therapy

May 4, 2018admin

-A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful women sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “Two hundred dollars? What do you mean $200?”

-A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

“I went to get a haircut”

“But, said the pastor,“Why didn’t you do that before the service?”

“Because,” the gentleman said, “I didn’t need one then.”

Source: jokes4all.net

-Sign at a flea market: All kinds of nuts available. Two mental health therapists standing nearby begin soliciting for new patient

Source: Gary R’nel

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