Dead

All possible test results

Yep... You're dead. REALY dead. Most likely vaporized instantly actually. Who knows, with that score you might even have started the wole mess.
Sorry about your luck really. But hey, it wouldn't be A... Read more

Well here you are. Alive and kickin'. Not sure how it happened. My guess is luck. All of the skin has sucked around your boney little body and you're living off radioactive moss, but hey... It's bette... Read more

You're alive!
You made it by the skin of your teeth. Or is that the skin of your lips?
Regardless you're a survivor. You would do just about anything to stay that way.. and you probably have. Read more

Well, you didn't make it... but at least you'll be remembered as a swell person by the survivors. If they have time to remember you.. what with all the surviving going on. Oh well, rest assured, if th... Read more

You've managed to survive with your integrity intact. You're not incredibly strong or intelligent, but your strong moral base will be an inspiration for future generations. Go forth and spread the wor... Read more

Like the mighty vulture and the noble hyena you have learned to survive on the scraps of others. You may be at the bottom of the food chain, but at least you're holding on. You take what you need to s... Read more

Well here you are. Alive and kickin'. Wait.. was that you kickin' or did that come from your stomache? Nevermind. What's important is that you made it... right? All those other survivors are just catt... Read more

You're intelligent and you care about the well-being of your fellow man. Maybe to a fault. You're just bearly keeping yourself together. Regardless, everyone is glad to have you around. Just make sure... Read more

Take what you want and smash the rest. You are the Warrior! Who needs brains when you have a big hunk of rebar. You don't really think to much about.. much really and you don't care what anyone else t... Read more

The strongest survivor of them all. You don't care how you do it. You just get it done. You're opportunist and omnivore and hard ass hell to kill. Just stay away from the motels and you should be fine... Read more

You're alive.. Not too smart, but strong and moral. Thats great! We need someone to pick radioactive corn on the family farm. Maybe we can teach you to read aswell. Nah.. better just stick to the corn... Read more

Well, you're not that bright.. but man are you strong. Both in body and morality. We need people like you to grow new strains of radioactive food to keep us going. Strap that yolk around your neck and... Read more

You didn't make it. But man oh man are you a good zombie! You know where to go for all the best brains. You can even say brains! You may not have survied, but with you around nobody else will either.
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You're strong and smart. Traits that the other thugs respect. Your survival skills are a bit low, but it doesn't matter because you can get someone else to do all the work for you. Just come up with a... Read more

You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can thro... Read more

You're alive! Kind of... It's a bummer about the whole forced labour thing, but at least you're surviving. You might not be able to make it on your own anyway. If only you learned how to live on your ... Read more

Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it wh... Read more