Five Ways to Think About Our Trumpian Moment

1. Well we finally went and did it: we nominated Archie Bunker for president after all.

2. Trump is the advance guard for the Borg. All those Trump towers around the world are just Transformer-like Borg cubes ready to spring into action on January 20, 2017. You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!

3. This is just a clever GOP plot to make liberals like this guy after all:

4. Will set off a new college building boom for all the “safe spaces” that will need to be built for every time someone says “President Trump.”

5. At least we’ll have Melania. Who gets to tell Chris Matthews that that’s not a tingle running up his leg this time?