Big Pimpin’: 5 Possible Upgrades Jay-Z Could Give Kevin Durant

His Street Cred
The entertainment industry is like one big reality show. So why not get K.D. involved in some sort of barely over the top drama with a rapper who could also use some publicity? Bad things seem to happen to people who hang around Chris Brown, so Jay may benefit from setting the two up to become friends. It’s like a chess move. Justin Bieber’s on course to get arrested within the next year or so, so the same theory applies to him. It would only be a matter of time. As a sort of bonus, Kevin could also grow cornrows.