Month: February 2014

Him: You’re being extremely unfair! Me: I’m sorry about that. Did you see August Osage County? What did you think? Him: Seriously, are you Bisexual? Me: I keep thinking if I hadn’t seen the Broadway play, I might have really liked the movie. I liked it quite a bit, actually, but I might have been […]

Him: Hello, are you Michael? Me: Yes. You’re Sam? Him: Yes. Hi. Nice to meet you. Me: You too, Sam, I like your shirt. Him: It’s Hollister. Me: I like it anyway. Wanna take a walk? Him: A walk? That sounds so weird and creepy, in the middle of the night. Me: Is it? I […]

The way I see it, Kansas owes me several water fountains. In fact, consider this essay a public request for a separate LGBTQ water fountains outside every single government building in Kansas. Are you listening, governor Sam Brownback? You owe me a water fountain, at the very least. I don’t feel qualified to comment on […]