For rappers, their like-minded affiliates, and unfortunately thirsty people who want to be cool, conspicuously physically cherishing cash is a way of telegraphing that you've finally made enough to say "fuck up some commas" and mean it. And over the past few years, rappers have been saving on their data plans by using money phones.

The hilarious visual—using a stack of cash as a phone—has become popular on Instagram, Vine, and in music videos. Money phone MVPs include Soulja Boy and Floyd Mayweather (who isn't a rapper but is the founder of The Money Team), with honorable mentions going to French Montana, 50 Cent, and Chief Keef. I asked some of my knowledgable peers where they thought the concept and term came from. Lots of them pointed to Detroit, which is probably true (I'm from Detroit)—plus there's this song by Detroit rapper Icewear Vezzo. Case closed.

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But let's get to the IMPORTANT part: How can you, too, use a money phone? Here's a guide:

Why should I use a money phone?

I know, I know. You haven't seen multi-millionaire rappers like Kanye, Jay Z or Diddy doing this—how has Diddy NOT been seen doing this? He's lavish, he's friends with French Montana, he wears fur and he's hilarious—but that doesn't mean it's not cool. Money phones seem to be a popular with rappers who are showy and over-the-top, don't take themselves to seriously, have cellphones (Kanye doesn't), frequently use the internet, and, in some cases, probably don't actually make that much money. In other words, rappers you can still relate to. If that's not convincing enough, watch Young Thug's "Check"; he makes a very strong case.

Who should I call on my money phone?

Haters and exes: Tell them, "I tried to call you on my money phone, but I couldn't reach you," implying that they're broke without even having to say it. If you want to take it a step further, send a photo of yourself trying to call on your money phone, with the text: "Is your voicemail full?" This meme is also acceptable:

Your mom: Thank her for bringing you into the world, because without her you wouldn't have even been able to read this post, guiding you to a more fulfilled and lavish life. Be sure to tag her in your money phone Instagram posts, using a cliché hashtag (#thankmymomma, #mommaimadeit) to prove you're still humble and haven't changed.

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Your best friend: Real friends make money calls together (look at 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather or Amber Rose and Blac Chyna).

The bank: Let the teller know that you're on the way—because seriously, unless you're about to sign a lease, go to the strip club or flee the country, WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS MUCH CASH?