Weed Smokin’ Quotes #1

Man, you guys sure like quotes about weed! I was looking through some common searches and such… Ya’ll stoners out there never cease to amaze me 🙂

These aren’t necessarily rap quotes, but they are quotes about weed and blazin’, so I’m sure you can find something to use here. My favorite’s below, the rest are after the jump (hit ‘continue reading’). Enjoy!

They say weed is like pussy, you never know how good it is until you hit it
-The Game

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend…
-Ben Harper

But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned!
-Bob Dylan

I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more…
-Sublime

You wanna smoke with us you better bring an ounce,
Cuz we get down with a southern bounce,
P-Town led the fair where I move the pounds,
Now I’m coming and runnin’ your city unannounced,
So don’t get clowned when we come around,
We so down to earth that we underground,
I’m puffin’ on the green while you’re smokin’ shit brown,
Cuffin’ to the team compound lock down,
I’m aside my krown throwin’ strike for the mound,
Keep it tight wound like two blood hounds,
I’m gettin’ so profound we make the haters frown,
Got your girl beggin’ me to be gagged and bound,
Make the world spin round so turn it loud,
That danced out, thumped out, mo thug crowd,
Started in ’96 with the O.C. sound,
Now we comin’ So Cal,
Now we world renowned,
-Kottonmouth Kings

Mucha gente me decia que yo no pudia fumar marijuana por la policia. Me vale madre.”
-B-Real in the Spanish version of I Wanna Get High

Old school new school need to learn though
I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno
Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo
Peel more skins than Idaho potato
-Biggie

Let’s get to the point
Let’s roll another joint
-Tom Petty

Smoooooking my inspah – raaaayytion!
-Green Day

When I need relief, I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know well vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
-Primus

And when I need to free my mind I can find
Satisfaction in a bag of weed
Everything I need leave it to trees
It can make you feel better
-Bone Thugs-n-Harmony

…I’m too drunk to light the bong, I’m too stoned to write this song
-Sublime

I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket
Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate
-Lloyd Banks