Skeptical Investigation

Scotch in a Can

We’re lovers. You know that. But every now and again, something comes across our
desks that just seems... suspicious. Because of the tremendous material upside to all our lives if these
claims pan out, we at times put ourselves in harm’s way to investigate. Albeit skeptically.

We call it: Skeptical Investigation. (Copyright pending.)

THE CLAIMThat Scottish Spirits has done the impossible: put scotch in a can.
They don’t claim to have put good scotch in a can, but we figured we’d investigate that,
too.

THE INVESTIGATIONThe stuff’s not legally available for human consumption yet, but
we obtained a test sample through a privately funded research grant.

Our intrepid team then put on their lab coats (silk robes), retired to the lab (a library with leather-bound
books) and prepared the beakers (snifters). Then, they cracked open a can, unleashing a savage mist from the
mouth. After taking a whiff of the aroma (top notes of Pennzoil), our researchers poured the elixir into the
beakers/snifters and bravely downed a few fingers...

THE VERDICTWell, it’s better than wine from a box. But it’s not as good as scotch
from a bottle. Use only in emergencies.