OK ALL THE FILMS THAT ARE ON THE WORLD FAMOUS PROTEUS UBER-FANITY PAGE HERE ARE ALL FUCKING PERFECT.. HARDCORE PERFECT PROTEUS FILMS .. IF PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE VIDEOS I WOULD DIRECT THEM TO THAT PAGE... IF NEW PRODUCERS WHO ARE TOO HYPER OR STONED TO READ ALL THAT MASSIVE CRAZY BULLSHIT ON THE ATTENTION ELECTRONIC MUSICIANS PAGE I WOULD DIRECT THEM TO THAT PAGE AS WELL BECAUSE ALL MY FAVORITE TRACKS, ALBUMS AND MUSIC VIDEOS COMBINED WITH THE IMAGES FROM THOSE FILMS SHOULD MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE ME JUMP AROUND MY APARTMENT LIKE I AM IN THAT HOBO HUMPIN SLOBO BABE VIDEO OR SOMETHING ... THIS PAGE AND MAYBE PAGES (THATS WHY I CALLED IT FILMS1 ) ARE GOING TO BE MOVIES THAT ARE NOT FULL ON PROTEUS ROCK OUT FILMS BUT I LIKE THEM A LOT FOR LIKE MAYBE A FEW REASONS OR I LIKE SOME SCENES IN THEM .... SO THIS PAGE WOULD BE FOR UMMM BORED GEEKS??? UMM GUYS WHO THINK THEY ARE SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY BE KNOWING LOTS ABOUT WEIRD COOL LIVE ACTION ANIME STYLE FILMS .... AS WELL IF I EVER DO MAKE AND DIRECT FILMS I GUESS I WOULD PROBABLY RIP OFF A LOT OF THESE SCENES.. BUT IN A COOL ORIGINAL WAY AND I WOULD ( cough cough AHEM AHEM .. ADMIT IT ) ... YEAH SO BECAUSE THESE FILMS HERE ARE NOT 100 PERCENT PROTEUS ROCK OUT MOVIES THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A RANT AND EXPLANATION AS TO WHY THE FILM IS HERE

WELL HERE WE GO .. LET THE ANIME HOES AND GUNS FLY ALL OVER THE PLACE .. BREAKCORE WILL SAVE THIS PLANET FROM EXPLODING BRAIN FUCK ALL THIS BULLSHIT SYNDROME

I TRY TO GET THE IMAGES DOWN TO A SMALL DATA SIZE AS POSSIBLE TO NOT MURDER PEOPLE WITH SHITTY PC'S .. ALSO I JUST SQUISH THE IMAGES INTO THE PAGE AND THEY ALMOST ALWAYS LOOK OK... BUT SOMETIMES THE LOOK A LITTLE BLURRY OR LIKE PIXILATED ODD ..IF SOMEONE COULD TELL ME HOW TO FIX THAT .....THAT WOULD BE COOL... I WILL NEVER BUG MY TECH-STAFF FOR SHIT THAT INVOLVES ME JUST DOING WANKER SHIT LIKE THIS

TWLIGHT OF THE DARK MASTER

THIS SHIT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FREAK BUT THIS IS PRETTY ILL SHIT... YOU GOT THIS HOT BITCH WITH A CYBERNETIC ARM.. SOME DARK ASS TRIP-HOP PLAYING WHILE SHE IS WANDERING AROUND THE STREETS MUTTERING "MusstTTT KilllLlll The Demon" AND THIS BROTHER/SISTER MUTANT COUPLE THAT ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND KILL PEOPLE IN A MANNER THAT MAKES THE MARAUDERS FROM THE MUTANT MASSACRE IN X-MEN SEEM POLITE AND HOSPITABLE ... AND THE BEST PART IS THERE IS A GREAT SCENE WHERE THESE TWO HOT BITCHES GET DEVOURED BY SOME HORRIFIC ROCK DEMON THING ... WHICH IS A GREAT COOL STYLISH USE OF HENTAI STYLE SHIT... I MEAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT .. I HAVE TO LEVEL WITH YOU GUYS. MY CAREER GOAL IN LIFE WAS TO TRY AND MAKE THE MOST ENTERTAINING BIZARRE UNDERGROUND MUSIC HUMANLY POSSIBLE. SO I PRETTY MUCH HAVE EVERY HENTAI ON THE PLANET .. I MEAN COME ON.... NECRO MAKES A TRACK AND SAYS SOME "FUCKED UP" SHIT AND THEN USES A HENTAI IMAGE FOR THE 12" .... WELL I SAY FUCK THAT I WILL WATCH EVERY HENTAI THERE IS AND MAKE A 8 MIN SONG ABOUT RIPPING APART 40 GIRLS OVER BREAKCORE ...... SO IT WAS KIND LIKE RESEARCH YA KNOW ... I MEAN THAT ANGEL OF DARKNESS SHIT IS ... COOL AS HELL .. STYLISH SLICK ART .. SEXY UPTIGHT ANIME HOES LOOKING ALL NICE .. ECT ECT .... BUT HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD... THEY GOT THAT NEW HENTAI NOW ... HOLY SHIT .. SO FUCKING HORRIFIC AND DISGUSTING AS HELL... NAHHH MEAN????? LIKE THAT NEW NEW NEW SHIT THAT HAS LIKE YELLOW CHECKERS ON IT AND SHIT ??? SO MY POINT IS .. IF I DID RESEARCH AND GOT LIKE ALL THAT SHIT AND I AM GROSSED OUT BY THIS NEW STUFF... THEN ....................OMG .. WHO IS PAYING MONEY FOR THIS AND REALLY LIKENING IT???? I MEAN WHAT ACTUAL REAL LIFE PEDOPHILE .. CHILD KILLER DOG RAPIST IS LIKE AT THE EDGE OF HIS SEAT DOING THAT ARSENIO HALL THING TO THIS NuHENTAI ?????

OK LIKE I SAID ... I AM KIND OF SICK OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY NEW FILMS THAT I LIKE.. IT IS PISSING ME OFF BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN FOREVER SINCE I HAVE SEEN SOMETHING THAT I LIKE. I AM THINKING MAYBE THERE IS A CHANCE THEY WILL NEVER MAKE ANY MORE FILMS I LIKE. I WILL NOT MAKE A MOVIE UNLESS I HAVE EVERYONE KISSING MY ASS HARDCORE BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE ... OK OK OK .. THIS FUCKING MOVIE HERE MALICE DOLL.. I HAVE NEVER REALLY WATCHED .. I JUST PUT IT ON WHEN I AM FUCKING AROUND ON THE COMPUTER ... I MAY NEVER TRY AND WATCH THIS WHOLE THING .. IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND I THINK... I HATE ARTSY WANKERS WHO LIE AND BULLSHIT .... THIS MOVIE IS COOL TO LOOK AT BUT IT IS ABOUT 100 MILES AWAY FROM BULLET BALLET AND AVALON IN MY BOOKS. I THINK THE REASON I AM PUTTING THIS HERE IS JUST BECAUSE .. HOLY FREAKING SHIT.. THIS IS WEIRD, CREEPY AND ORIGINAL AS FUCK ... THIS IS IN THE FUTURE AND MANKIND HAS WIPED ITSELF OUT BUT THE ROBOTS ARE STILL WORKING. MALICE IS A SEX ROBOT AND SHE GOES LOOKING FOR CLIENTS EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE NONE... SHE GETS FUCKED BY SOME HIDEOUS ALIEN OCTOPUS THING AND THEN BECOMES HUMAN .. THEN ... AWWW FUCK IT NEVERMIND .. POINT IS THIS THING IS HOLY FREAKING COOL ASS WEIRD BIZZARO FUCK ME BACKWARDS AND DANCE WITH THE GIANT SQUID OUT THERE. HOWEVER .. HERE IS THE BIG HOWEVER.. THIS IS NOT LIKE ONE OF MY FILMS THAT ARE ABSTRACT BUT I LOVE THEM AND THEY MAKE ME CRAZY .... BUT ... MAN .... I GUESS THIS MOVIE TO ME FEELS LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION .. IF I EVER WANT TO GO THERE.. THERE IS THIS ONE PART WHERE SHE GO'S

" no no no.......I AM ME ..... I AM ME ...... I AM MALICE DOLL"

SOMETIMES I FIND MYSELF MUTTERING THAT UNDER MY BREATH WHEN I AM OUT PLACES. WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT. MAYBE YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THEN ME AND YOU CAN "GET" THIS ..... TO ME I JUST THROW THIS ON WHEN I AM FUCKING WITH THE COMPUTER .......

"I AM ME ..... I AM ME .................. I AM MALICE DOLL"

MAN IF YOU GREW UP WATCHING TV IN NORTH AMERICA AND SHITTY HOLLYWOOD MOVIES AND YOU FEEL LIKE THEY RAPED YOUR SOUL AND YOU WANT SOME REVENGE WATCH THIS SHIT

OK HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HAVING MASSIVE SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER IN A MAJOR CITY AND BEEN ON THE VERGE OF A PANIC ATTACK? AND THEN MAYBE YOU THINK YOU WANT SOME CULTURE OR SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? AND THEN YOU THINK ABOUT HOW ALL MOVIES SUCK ASS AND ARE SHIT? AND THEN YOU GET REALLY DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU REALIZE THAT THE TWO FAGGOTS IN THIS CONTINENT WHO ARE SUPPOSE TO BE COOL AND " GET IT " IS THAT DORK KEVIN SMITH AND THAT RETARD TARANTINO? OK OK OK ENOUGH OF ME BEING A JERK ..... OK THIS MOVIE BLUE SPRING IS VERY HIP AND STYLISH AND UBER-COOL... BUT TO ME JUST IN A ESTHETIC WAY.... WHATEVER I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE STORY ... IT'S A BUNCH OF SLICK LOOKING JAPANESE SCHOOL BOYS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER.... BLAH BLAH .... THE REASON I AM PUTTING THIS MOVIE ON THIS PAGE IS BECAUSE ... HOLY FUCKING SHIT ...THIS HAS ONE OF THE MOST INTENSE AND FUCKED UP ENDINGS EVER ......AND THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT MAN !!!! LIKE THE REAL DEAL ....... LIKE EYES BUGGING OUT LUNGS HEAVING REAL SHIT ...... SO LIKE I SAID .. TRUST ME ... IF YOU ARE EVER HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OUTSIDE JUST COME HOME AND WATCH THIS ENDING AND THAT'S LIKE SOME ART THAT YOU CAN SEE .. TOUCH AND HEAR ... THAT'S JUST SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT... MAYBE I SOUND LIKE I AM FREAKING 10 YEARS OLD BUT I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ... THIS IS ONE OF THE SICKEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN .... THE REST OF THE MOVIE DID NOT DO MUCH FOR ME.. EXCEPT WHEN THAT GUY PULLS OUT THAT HUGE KNIFE .. THAT WAS THE MOST EVIL SHIT EVER ....... "oWWWWWWHhhhHhhhhHHhhh yOUuuuuuuuuuUUuuuuu aREeeee my nummmmmberrrrr one guy nowwwwww"

ON THE FUCKING REAL MAN I AM NOT GOING TO BULLSHIT AND SAY I LOVED THE WHOLE MOVIE ... SURE AVALON AND BULLET BALLET ARE ABSTRACT FILMS BUT THEY " DID SOMETHING" TO MY BRAIN HARDCORE .... SO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND BLUE SPRING.... I JUST DID NOT REALLY CARE WHAT WAS GOING ON FOR WHATEVER REASON ......... BUT BUT MAN I SWEAR IF YOU ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY ON THIS MOVIE / MUSIC PAGE THING HERE .... I SWEAR THE ENDING FOR BLUE SPRING IS ONE OF THE ILLEST THINGS CURRENTLY AVALIBLE ON PLANET EARTH I SWEAR ON GODZILLA'S JEEP CHEROKEE

OK FUCK THE BULLSHIT. SERIOUSLY FUCK THE BULLSHIT. MY PLAN WAS TO TRAIN MYSELF TO RAP LIKE A CRAZY CYBORG AND HAVE THE COOLEST IDM KIDS ON THE PLANET FUCK WITH MY SHIT FOR THE END OF ALL ETERNITY. SO I HAVE COLLECTED PRETTY MUCH EVER OTHER FORM OF ART ON THE PLANET THAT IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IN TERMS OF BEATS AND VIDEOS OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I MEAN THAT WAS A GOOD PLAN .. BUT LETS GET REAL ..I AM A FUCKING MORON OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE OF CYBER BITCHES AND SPACE-HOP. SO OK THIS MOVIE IS TOO FUCKING SMART FOR ME. I CAN'T FOLLOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN ..... LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T CARE. I AM NOT PUTTING THIS HERE BECAUSE IT'S MORE UNKNOWN THEN FANTASTIC PLANET.. FANTASTIC PLANET DOES NOT GIVE ME THAT `PROTEUS' VIBE. THE REASON I AM PUTTING THIS MOVIE HERE IS BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL THERE IS SOME WEIRD LOVE THAT WENT INTO THIS SHIT. ALL THE VOICE ACTORS ARE REALLY INTO IT... IT'S KINDA CREEPY. ALSO THE SCORE FOR THIS IS REALLY GOOD AND KIND OF EMOTIONALLY ..... SHIFTING .. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THIS MOVIE KINDA GIVES YOU THE SAME KIND OF FEELING FROM WATCHING SECRET OF NIMH OR THE LAST UNICORN ONLY YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE A FAGGOT FOR WATCHING A KIDS MOVIE. MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL AND LISTENED TO THOSE ASSHOLES YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT.. TO ME IT'S JUST LIKE PLANET PROTEUS WITH THE SCORE IMAGERY AND OVERALL UMMMM WHATEVER...... SMOKE A JOINT AND WATCH THIS SHIT IF YOU EVER HAD A ROUGH DAY AT WORK AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T REALLY GET WHAT'S GOING ON ...........THE WHOLE COOL TIME AND SPACE FLUTE NOISE WILL CHILL YOU THE FUCK OUT ....... TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND SPARK A JOINT HALF WAY THOUGH THIS SHIT AND WHEN NO ONES LOOKING JUST BOB YOUR HEAD LIKE YOU GET WHAT'S GOING ON AND WITH THE HERB STILL IN YOUR LUNGS GO

OK HERE IS THE DEAL. DO NOT BOTHER TRYING TO WATCH THIS WHOLE MOVIE. BECAUSE IT SUCKS ... I THINK THAT THE FILM SHIRI WAS A HUGE HIT... SO SOUTH KOREA WENT A LITTLE CRAZY WITH PRIDE AND EXCITEMENT AND THEY DUMPED A FUCK LOAD OF MONEY ONTO THIS THING HOPING IT WOULD BE THE SOUTH KOREAN PULP FICTION OR SOMETHING. THIS THING SCREAMS ALTERED BEATS / PROTEUS IF YOU WERE TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT ... BUT IT JUST DOES NOT WORK... ANOTHER POST - MATRIX FAILED CYBER - ESCAPIST GAMER-HEAD FILM THAT NEVER DID IT ........BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT ..... FUCKING HELL ........ OK CHECK THIS. THEY GOT THIS GIRL IN THIS FILM WHO I VENTURE TO SAY ACTUALLY LOOKS EVEN BETTER THEN LAIN FROM SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN. YES... BETTER.... PURE HOT YOUNG ANIME BABE WHO KICKS LAIN'S ASS IN ANIMATED WORLD......OK AT ONE POINT IN THIS MOVIE SHE WAKES UP AND STARTS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY LOOKING LIKE AN ANIME~GIRL~POSSESSED~ZOMBIE OR SOMETHING STRAIGHT UP PLUGGING INNOCENT PEOPLE WITH A MACHINE GUN ... AND IT LOOKS REAL AS FUCK .....LIKE MAD REAL ....... LISTEN ... IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE HARDCORE JADED TECH-HEAD ANTI-SOCIAL DIGI-PUNKS WHO GREW UP ON THE INTERNET AND YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IS SO SHOT YOU ALMOST NEVER WATCH OR LISTEN TO ANYTHING AND THE ONLY MUSIC YOU LIKE IS ENDUSER, KNIFEHANDCHOP AND ROTATOR ...................TRUST ME PULL DOWN THE .VOB'S OR THE AVI ... OR GO RENT IT AND WATCH THIS SCENE HERE. IT WILL MAKE YOU GO ALL QUITE AND GET KINDA SPELLBOUND AND EMOTIONAL ...SIT CROSS LEGGED ON YOUR SOFA AND GRIP YOUR HANDS TOGETHER ...............RIGHT AFTER THAT CAMERA EFFECT SLO-MO FAST THING IN THE SUBWAY... TILT YOUR HEAD SLIGHTLY TO THE RIGHT AND FEEL THAT TEAR CREEP SLOWLY DOWN YOUR CHEEK

SOMETHING ELSE THAT IS REALLY FUCKED UP IS THAT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS LIVE ACTION ANIME CHICK RAMPAGE KILLING THERE IS THIS REALLY WEIRD SALUTE TO LUC BESSON'S LEON ...HERE CHECK IT OUT ....... WTF .. MAN I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO ANALYZE THAT FOR A MIN .....

ANYWAYS JUST LIKE THAT SHIT WITH THE LIVE ACTION VERSION OF CRYING FREEMAN WHEN I SAID THAT WHEN THE RAZOR KILLER BUM RUSHED THE SOY FACTORY THAT IT WAS THE BEST RUTHLESS ANIME VILLAIN INNOCENT PERSON SLAUGHTER.. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THIS MIGHT BE UP THERE AS THE NUMBER ONE ANIME BABE RAMPAGE KILLING.. I SHOULD MAYBE NOT CALL HER A BABE .. THIS CHICK COULD BE LIKE 11 OR 29.... ANYWAYS THIS PART HERE IS VERY SKILLFULLY DIRECTED AND A LOT OF LOVE WENT INTO THIS PART OF THE MOVIE ..... MAN I GUESS A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL AND GUNS CAN BRING OUT THE BEST IN A DIRECTOR ..... ( Aaron puts hand on head and stares at wall )

MAN SOME OF THESE SCREEN GRABS ARE SICK AS FUCK .. THE LAST COUPLE OF ONES... HEY WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE GUY WHO DOES THAT LABEL ADDNOISEDEM .. UMMM AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT? ADDNOISEM ....SOMETHING LIKE THAT??? HEY MAN YOU SHOULD USE SOME OF THIS SHIT IS SOME FUTURE PROMO .. IT LOOKS LIKE STUFF YOU WOULD LIKE.. HEY MAN DIGITAL ANARCHY DIGITAL ANARCHY ..... IT'S THE FUTURE ... HEY THIS SHIT IS LIKE OBSCURE.. KID 606 MADE THAT TURD LABEL IN SOME PART OF THE WORLD WHERE THERE IS NO COPYRIGHT AND STRAIGHT UP MADE A REAL CD FOR SALE IN STORES WITH MAJOR POP MUSIC RIPPED OFF...... MAN YOU CAN'T EVEN MEASURE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS SHIT HERE......

HEY WHAT WAS THAT RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS VIDEO THAT HAD ALL THE GUYS LIKE WITH THEIR HANDS TO THE SKY GOING

HEY .......................ALL THE BREAKCORE GUYS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP HATING ME ONE DAY BECAUSE I WILL BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO IS NOT DEPRESSED

KITE

I DO NOT REALLY GET INTO THIS OR LIKE THIS WHOLE MOVIE. THE REASONS I AM PUTTING THIS HERE IS NUMBER ONE BECAUSE THAT BATHROOM SCENE WHEN SHE TAKES OUT THE TWINS AND THEIR BODYGUARDS IS BASICALLY THE BREAKCORE OF ANIME. I DO NOT CARE HOW MUCH SHIT YOU HAVE TO DO OR HOW MUCH IN A HURRY YOU ARE. IF YOU SEE THAT SHIT GOING DOWN ON ANY SCREEN YOU CANNOT HELP BUT WATCH THAT SHIT UNTIL THE CARNAGE IS OVER. THAT GUY SHOULD GET A MEDAL FOR THAT SCENE. ALSO OK LETS GET REAL. SAWA IS FUCKING HOT AS ALL HELL. I THINK THIS GUY HANDS DOWN WINS AND MADE THE HOTTEST MOST ( THAT GUY FROM ALIEN RESURRECTIONS VOICE ) "Severely fuckable" ANIME HOE OF ALL TIME. THAT BATHROOM ASSASSINATION SCENE IS THE SHIT BUT THERE ARE NOT MANY SCREEN GRABS THAT I WANT TO TAKE OF THAT. SO THE FOLLOWING SCREEN SHOTS EITHER LOOK REALLY FUCKING COOL OR ARE A FEW SHOTS FROM THE BATHROOM MASSACRE OR THE ONES I COULD FIND WHEN SHE JUST LOOKS AS SEXY AS POSSIBLE BUT YOU DO NOT WANT TO PUKE FROM HAVING TO SEE HER GET GRAPHICALLY HOSED BY A BUNCH OF DEGENERATES OR WHEN THEY PUT HER BACK TO 8 YEAR OLD MODE AND THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG. BUT WHEN SHE IS JUST NORMAL SEMI-DISTURBINGLY YOUNG IN THOSE DAMN OUTFITS. CHRIST IF I COULD TURN MYSELF INTO ANIMATED MODE MAN I WOULD STRAP HER ON LIKE A FEEDBAG........

I ADDED THIS DVD COVER SHOT THAT I PULLED DOWN FROM eMule BECAUSE I THINK THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ANIME DVD / VHS COVER EVER. THAT IS JUST PLAIN COOL AS FUCK ...VERY FUCKING NICE. ALSO ....MAN OH MAN .... I WAS LOOKING FOR A SECOND LINK FOR KITE BESIDES THE IMDB ONE......AND I CAME ACROSS SOME CRAZY SITE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FULL ON RESEARCH PROJECT ABOUT ALL THE VERSIONS OF KITE AND WHAT WAS CUT ECT ECT ...HOLY FREAKING SHIT. I MEAN THE BITCH LOOKS ILL ...... TO ME THAT'S IT. I WANT TO RAP ABOUT ANIME OVER IDM AND CUTTING EDGE UNDERGROUND ELECTRONIC MUSIC FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. ... THAT'S WHY I AM HERE. I MEAN ....SAWA IS HOT ..END OF STORY ON THIS END ....HERE DO YOU WANT TO READ IT SCARY KITE SITE I MEAN I LIKE THE BITCH BUT I MEAN I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO. I AM GOING TO MAKE A SONG WITH BABYLON DISCO TOMORROW. I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO WATCH THAT NO DOUBT VIDEO THAT APPARENTLY THEY RIPPED OFF KITE FROM ... YOU CAN GO AHEAD .... I AM A TECHNO RAPPER.. NOT A INTERNET ADDICTED ANIME PERVERT ...... UMMMM YEAH "HEY NAHHH NAHHHHH HEYY NAHHHHH NAHHHH HEY NAHHH NANNNN HEYYY" DOES BONG RA HAVE ANY NEW SONGS OUT?

MEZZO FORTE

OK I HAD A WHOLE BUNCH OF WEIRD AND FUNNY RANTS FOR THIS OVA OR MOVIE OR WHATEVER. ONE THAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT WAS THIS ONE KIDS IN THE HALL SKIT. IT'S THE ONE WHERE THE TWO GUYS ARE IN THIS RUN DOWN SHITTY APARTMENT AND THEY ARE BOTH PLAYING UNBELIEVABLY RETARDED GAMES. LIKE THROWING A SUPERBALL AROUND AND UMM SOMETHING ELSE THAT INVOLVED A CEILING FAN AND THEN THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS ALL ....THIS ONE GAME WHERE THEY ARE THROWING A BEER BOTTLE INTO A EMPTY BATHTUB TRYING TO GET THE NECK TO LAND IN THE DRAIN HOLE. THEN AT ONE POINT THEY ACTUALLY FINALLY GET THE BEER BOTTLE TO STICK AND THEN THEY BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER FROZEN IN A MOMENT OF AMAZEMENT OF SOMEKIND AND THEN START SCREAMING DIRECTLY AT EACH OTHER. I WAS THINKING THAT IF THESE FIGHT SCENES BETWEEN THESE TWO BITCHES LOOKS AWESOME TO USE BREAKCORE IDM DIGI-PUNK TYPES ... CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TWO JAPANESE SUPER NERDS THAT HAVE NEVER EVEN HAD THERE HAND ON A TIT SITTING TOGETHER ON A SOFA WATCHING THIS SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME??? I AM THINKING RIGHT AFTER THAT BOWLING~ALLEY~UNDERWEAR FLYING~NUBILE~ANIME HOE BLOODBATH .... THEY WOULD BE LIKE

"..................................aRRGRGGGG

ggghHHHH

gggggGGGGhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhHHHH!!!!"

THE OTHER THING I WAS THINKING ABOUT WAS THAT MAYBE TO HARDCORE ANIME HEADS WHO JUST LIKE GIRLS AND GUNS AFTER WATCHING THIS THEY GET THE SAME KIND OF FEELING THAT BEER GUZZLING "WIGGERS IN THE KNOW" GET AT THE END OF CAGE'S CD `MOVIES FOR THE BLIND' WHERE IT SAMPLES MORTAL KOMBAT AND GOES "CAGE WINS"

ALSO I WAS THINKING THAT THERE MUST BE A LOT OF `ONE ONE-UPMANSHIP' AMONG MALE ANIME DIRECTORS AS THERE IS IN THE IDM / BREAKCORE SCENE .. MIND YOU ANIME DIRECTORS ARE PROBABLY 100 TIMES LESS IDIOTIC THEN THOSE GUYS. ANYWAYS MAN OH MAN EVEN IF THIS YASUOMI UMETSU GUY IS THE SMARTEST MOST CALM COLLECTED GUY IN THE WORLD .. MAN AFTER THIS SHIT CAME OUT.... I MEAN COME ON.... HE MUST HAVE LIKE BEAT HIS CHEST AND ROARED BUCK NAKED IN HIS KITCHEN THAT NIGHT .. OR LIKE RAN OUT INTO THE STREET FROM THE THEATER AFTER THE FIRST SCREENING AND LIKE STARTED FLEXING AND GROANING LIKE OUR CRAZY SHIRTLESS SANTA CLAUS HAT WEARING GUY OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY JUST LIKE NINJA SCROLL IS SO GOOD EVEN IF YOU SAY YOU HATE ANIME NO ONE CAN NOT LIKE THAT FILM. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT IF YOU ARE MALE AND YOU EVEN HAVE A SHRED OF HETEROSEXUALITY IN YOU TRUST ME ... DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT OR RENT IT AND WATCH THESE TWO GIRLS GO AT EACH OTHER... AS YOU ARE WATCHING THE BOWLING ALLEY MADNESS PUT YOUR HAND ON YOUR DICK OVER YOUR JEANS AND LET YOUR EYES GET ALL EMOTIONAL AND SERIOUS AND SORT OF THROW YOUR RIGHT HAND OUT IN A KIND OF HIP-HOP MANNER. MAKE SURE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS NOT AROUND FIRST THOUGH.

ALSO

SERIOUS WARNING !!!!

I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY CALL THE HENTAI SCENES IN THIS ... "GRIZZLY" ..... I DO NOT THINK I HAVE EVER USED THAT WORD IN A MORE LITERAL WAY. WATCHING THESE HENTAI SCENES IN THIS ACTUALLY MAKES MY BODY ALMOST `LOCK UP' LIKE I AM ABOUT TO VOMIT. AND LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE. THESE HOES KICK EVERYTHING'S ASS AND THE FIGHT SCENES ARE GOOD IN ANIME WORLD TO AN ALMOST RELIGIOUS DEGREE ... BUT BE CAREFUL AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO FAST FORWARD THROUGH THAT SHIT ......

"YALLLLLL KNOW THE WORDS.....

....... YALLL KNOW

THE MUTHFUCKING

WORDS!!!!!!!!!

..............DREAMS

.........OF

FUCKING ......

...

OK OK OK OK FINE......YES THE HENTAI SCENES IN THIS I DO SERIOUSLY FIND MIND-BLOWING DISGUSTING BUT THEN AGAIN I AM NEW TO BEING A HARD TECHY INTERNET HEAD... ONLY TWO YEARS FOR ME.. SOME OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE PROBABLY BEEN ONLINE SINCE YOU WERE 11 AND HAVE SEEN SHIT THAT WOULD GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK .... BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THOSE SCENES ARE WAY TO MUCH FOR ME ... BUT I WILL CONFESS ON THE REAL. REMEMBER THAT CHRIS ROCK SKIT WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT DYING KID AND THE MAKE A WISH THING? REMEMBER THAT? "HEY BILLY YOUR GETTING READY TO DIE WANT TO SEE JIM CARRY? ....NAWWW I WANT TO SEE SOME BIG TITTES IN MY FACE..." WELL ................DAMN IF SOME WEIRD COSMIC DIGITAL FAIRY POPPED UP AND SAID I COULD HAVE ANYTHING I WANT .... MAN I WOULD ASK TO HAVE 24 HOURS WITH THESE TWO IN A NICE FANCY HOTEL ROOM WITH BIG CARPETS LEATHER BEANBAGS AND A HOTTUB AND I WOULD DO THINGS TO THESE TWO THAT FARM ANIMALS DON'T EVEN DO TO EACH OTHER ......

OK IT'S TIME FOR SOME CONFESSIONS I GUESS. ONE OF THE OTHER MILLION REASONS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIP-HOP WAS IT'S OVERWHELMING ACCEPTANCE OF DYSFUNCTIONAL EGO TO AN ALMOST LITERALLY MENTALLY RETARDED DEGREE. I THOUGH THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER... SO A LONG TIME AGO I DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF JUST PAINTING ONE CINEMATIC LANDSCAPE FOR A SONG OR SONGS OR A CD.... I WOULD DO IT TOTALLY... LIKE CREATE ANOTHER WORLD AND JUST RAP IN IT FOREVER IN A WAY. SO I HAVE WATCHED AND COLLECTED EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET THAT EVEN COMES CLOSE TO THAT OVERALL GIANT PICTURE OR PLACE THAT I WANT TO LIVE IN ..... SO I HAVE WATCHED EVERY ANIME AND EVERY `ASIAN MODERN ACTION FILM' WHICH IN MY OPINION IS A WAY TO DESCRIBE FILMS THAT WERE MADE IN ASIAN THAT WERE LIKE THE MATRIX BEFORE THE MATRIX CAME OUT AND FILMS THAT CAME OUT IN ASIAN AFTER THE MATRIX CAME OUT. OR ANYTHING WITH GIRLS AND GUNS AND SCI-FI ECT ECT ... LIVE ANIME .. BLAH BLAH YOU GET THE POINT ....... SO THERE ARE THINGS THAT I WILL PUT ON THIS WEBSITE THAT JUST HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. I DO NOT THINK THAT THERE WILL BE ENOUGH FILMS OR SCENES THAT WILL REQUIRE ME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO PAGES I DO NOT THINK .... WE WILL SEE. ANYWAYS HERE I WILL JUST SPIT THIS OUT. OK THERE IS THIS SERIES CALLED NOIR ... ANIME SERIES AND OK .. AHEM ,,,,, YOU GOT THESE .. ARRGHHHH OK WATCHING NOIR IS USELESS .. WHY??? WELL YOU GOT THESE TWO HOT CUTE WOMEN / GIRLS WHO ARE ASSASSINS / CONTRACT KILLERS AND THEY ARE DRESSED TO KILL AND THEY ARE SUPER HOT .... THEY ARE VERY CLOSE TO EACH OTHER. AND THEY ARE ALWAYS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER .. AND TALKING ALL NICE TO EACH OTHER .. AND THEY ARE LAYING AROUND ON THE BED .. ECT ECT .. AND YOU SWEAR THEY ARE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT .. BUT THEY NEVER DO!!!! NOT EVEN SOME PLAYFUL PILLOW FIGHTS OR ANYTHING .... BY THE TIME YOU GET HALF WAY THROUGH THE SECOND DVD .. YOU ARE LIKE "SCREW THIS" ...... THE BITCHES SEEM LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO GO AT IT .. BUT THEY NEVER DO...... ANYWAYS ... THIS MOVIE SO CLOSE KIND OF SUCKS ... THE PHOTOGRAPHY AND DIRECTION IS CHEESY AND POP MUSIC BULLSHIT .. PLASTIC KINDA.. IF YOU ARE A REAL STYLE JUNKIE THIS MOVIE WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU MAKE A FACE WITH DISGUST THAT WOULD BE SIMILAR TO THE LOOK THAT MICHAEL BOLTON AND THE PAKI GUY GAVE THAT FAT CHICK IN OFFICE SPACE AFTER SHE SAID "SOMEONE'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS ....." HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER... I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THIS. THERE IS THIS SCENE WHERE THE TWO GIRLS IN THIS MOVIE ARE PLAY FIGHTING OVER A CAMERA OR SOMETHING IN THEIR TOWELS AND SHIT. THIS ONE SCENE PRETTY MUCH KILLS IN MY OPINION THE WHOLE DVD SERIES NOIR. BUT THEN AGAIN LIKE I SAID I AM JUST LOOKING FOR MORE PAINT FOR MY BIG ANIME SCI-FI SEX-BOT VIRTUAL RAP DREAM THING ..... I NEVER WANTED TO MAKE A MOVIE BUT IF THERE IS ANYONE WITH ANY POWER READING THIS RIGHT NOW HERE IS THE DEAL. ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS RAP ABOUT ANIME AND ALIENS OVER IDM AND AGGRESSIVE EXPERIMENTAL ELECTRONIC MUSIC ... HOWEVER I WOULD CONSIDER MAKING A FILM IF I WAS GIVEN A EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL CREW. LIKE THE BEST OF THE BEST. I WOULD RANT OUT A MOVIE ON A WORD DOC AND DRAW SOME SHITTY STORY BOARDS AND TAKE SCREEN GRABS OF ALL THE SHIT I WANTED TO RIP OFF. DON'T WORRY I WOULD RIP SO MANY THINGS OFF AND IN SUCH A BIZARRE WAY THAT IT WOULD BE FULLY ORIGINAL KINDA. I WOULD NOT JUST FULL ON RIP SHIT OFF LIKE ... AHEM ... AHEM .......... I WOULD JUST WANT TO RANT AND SHOW THE STORY BOARDS TO THE DP AND HE WOULD HAVE TO BE REALLY GOOD AND I WOULD WANT A TOP OF THE LINE CREW AND A HUGE BUDGET AND LOADS OF TIME TO DO IT .... IT WOULD BE RETARDED AS ALL FUCK .... IT WOULD BLOW YOUR FUCKING TEETH THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL AND IMBED THEM IN THE BACK WALL OF THE THEATER .. BUT BEFORE THE TEETH HIT THE WALL YOU WOULD BE TRYING TO GIVE ANOTHER $13 TO THE CASHIER IN THE LOBBY BECAUSE YOU WOULD FEEL YOU NEED TO PAY MORE FOR THIS FILM THAT MADE YOU JIZZ ALL OVER YOURSELF ......

ANYWAYS HERE ARE THESE TWO CUTE KILLERS FOR HIRE BOUNCING AROUND IN SHORTS AND TOWELS AND SHIT. LIVE ACTION ANIME GIRLS SOFT-CORE TUB ROMP IN THE MUTHAFUKING HOUSE YO ......

OK SO LIKE THEY DON'T ACTUALLY `GO AT IT' BUT THIS SCENE JUST MURDERS ALL OF NOIR ... MAN WHAT A HUGE CONTRACT KILLER HOT ANIME GIRL FREAKY MESSED UP BABE NO FOOLING AROUND RIP OFF .......

OK FUCK ALL THE BULLSHIT AND FUCK ALL THIS TALK. OK I FIGURED OUT MY EXACT MISSION ON THIS PAGE HERE. OK I HAVE WATCHED SHIT LOADS OF FILMS .. LIVE ACTION AND ANIME... I HAVE TONS OF SHIT IN MY HEAD AND IF I EVER MAKE A MOVIE OR MOVIES I GOT ALL KINDS OF SHIT UP MY SLEEVE FOR THAT...... SOMETIMES I JUST COME ACROSS SOME LIVE ACTION STYLE ANIME THAT IS JUST SO FUCKING DIRTY ...... MAN THERE IS NO WAY I CAN'T SHARE AND EXPRESS THIS SHIT..... I GUESS IT'S KINDA OF SILLY BUT WHATEVER... ...... OK THIS FUCKING MOVIE HERE IS CALLED BULLETS OF LOVE AND LOOK I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS SHIT. THERE IS THIS OTHER SCENE WHERE SHE HAS THIS HUGE RIFLE AND SHE TAKES OUT SOME WOMEN ON SOME REALLY TALL BUILDING SOMEWHERE.. AND THAT SHIT IS PRETTY COOL ... BUT IT IS NOT SICK ENOUGH FOR ME TO UPLOAD THE IMAGES AND RANT ABOUT IT HERE.... OK THIS IS THE SHIT. SHE IS LIKE DRESSED TO KILL ... IN THIS ALL LEATHER BATTLE ANGEL ALITA MEETS SOME KIND OF BIKER HOE ASSASSIN SHIT. SHE IS BASICALLY A COMBINATION OF BOTH OF THE GUNSMITH CATS MIXED WITH FAYE VALENTINE ONLY TWICE AS HARDCORE AS ALL THREE OF THEM COMBINED. SHE IS STANDING THERE AS THESE GANGSTERS ALL PULL UP AND SHE DOES NOT EVEN BREAK A SWEAT. THE MAIN GUY GETS UP IN HER SHIT AND TRIES TO FEEL HER UP AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT SHE PULLS OUT A GLOCK AND SHOVES IT IN HIS GRILL AND LOOKS AT HIM LIKE A STUCK UP BITCH WHO THINKS THAT HER SHIT DON'T STINK WOULD LOOK AT MILDEW ON HER SHOWER CURTAIN. ANYWAYS HERE IS A SERIOUS HATS OFF TO THIS DIRTY ASS SCENE WITH A PISSED OFF LIVE ACTION ANIME HOE WIT A GAT SHOVING THE WEAPON INTO THE GRILL OF OBNOXIOUS COKE HEAD YAKUZA GUY HERE ......

SPRIGGIAN IS A PRETTY GOOD ANIME I THINK I MEAN THE ART IS PRETTY SICK AND YOU GOT SOME FAST PACED 17 YEAR OLD ANIME VERSION OF JASON BORNE TIMES 600 ELITE SKILLS UP IN THIS SHIT. ALSO I HAVE TO SAY THE OPENING DVD MENU IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPRESSIVE I HAVE EVER SEEN MAYBE. WHEN A GUY WHO HAS LISTENING TO ALL THE DRUM AND BASS AND BREAKCORE ON THE PLANET AND RAPS AT 1000 MILES AN HOUR SAYS YOUR DVD MENU IS WICKED I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT MEANS SOMETHING. BUT ALIAS ... I MEAN .. SO WHAT .. I DON'T GET THAT PROTEUS DROOL AT THE SCREEN WITH MY HAND ON MY HEART SHIT FROM THIS ANIME. WHY WOULD I ... IT'S JUST LIKE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK MEETS A YOUNG MALE TOMB RAIDER MEETS .. UMMM WHATEVER WESTERN MOVIES SUCK FUCKING ASS AND WERE JUST MADE FOR MONEY FUCK THOSE FUCKERS DON'T COPY US .. PLEASE..... FAYE VALENTINES OUTFIT ALONE SHOULD BE A HUGE HINT NOT TO RIP OFF US SOULLESS WHITE DEVILS OVER HERE. THE REASON I AM PUTTING SPRIGGIAN HERE IS FOR THIS ONE SCENE HERE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS WICKED. THE GUY GETS OFF A PLANE AND IS BEING DRIVEN BY THIS GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO MET HIM BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT THE GUY IS ACTUALLY THE ENEMY AND PULLS A GUN ON HIM. BUT THE THING IS .... THE SPRIGGIAN IS SO CALM YOU ALMOST CAN'T TELL IF HE KNEW THE GUY WAS THE ENEMY IN THE FIRST PLACE OR IF HE KNOWS HIS KILLING ABILITY IS SO GOOD THAT HE COULD WASTE HIM IN A HEARTBEAT ANYWAY SO HE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK. TWO SECONDS LATER .. BOOM .. DUDE GRABS THE GAT AND USES IT TO BUST OUT THE WINDSHIELD AND STRAIGHT UP LAUNCHES THE DUDE OUT THE SIDE DOOR DOING LIKE 120 KILOMETERS AN HOUR AND IS BEHIND THE WHEEL RIGHT ABOUT THE SAME TIME BUDDY IS GETTING BOUNCED OFF THE CAR BEHIND HIM .......THIS PAGE CANNOT GO ON FOREVER. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK I AM NOT THAT BORED AND I COULD BE MAKING MUSIC IF I WANT. BUT FUCKING HELL ..... IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE INSANELY COCKY GUYS WHO THINKS YOU HAVE SUPERIOR INTELLECT AND REFLEXES OR SOMETHING .. THIS IS SOME COOL SHIT TO WATCH .... MAKES YA KINDA LOOK AT THE SCREEN IN THE SAME MANNER AS THAT SIMPSON'S EPISODE WHEN HOMER IS WATCHING THE DAVID LYNCH TWIN PEAKS THING. WHEN HIS FACE IS ILLUMINATED BY THE TV IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT AND HE MUTTERS FIXATED ON THE SCREEN "BRILLIANT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON ..." BUT INSTEAD YOU GO .........

OK THIS MOVIE HAS TWO SCENE'S IN IT THAT JUST FUCKING ROCK. THIS FIRST ONE IS FUCKING GREAT. OK LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKERS. THIS IS THE FUCKING FUTURE. MAN LOOK CLOSE AT THESE SHOTS. THEY ARE ABOUT TO BUST INTO THIS DUDES CRIB.. OK MAYBE I AM WRONG I JUST SKIMMED THOUGH THIS SHIT LIKE 1000 OTHER FILMS BUT ... THEY GOT COPS WITH THEM .... BUT IT LOOKS LIKE OFFICE EXECS WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF THIS WHOLE BUM-RUSH HERE... MAN THIS IS A FUCKING `OFFICE' THAT'S RUSHING THIS GUY I SWEAR.... 20 - 30 YEARS FROM NOW THIS WILL BE A REALITY. THIS IS WHAT WILL SERIOUSLY HAPPEN IF YOU WORK FOR A COMPANY AND THEY BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT THINK THAT YOU ARE STEALING THEIR INFORMATION OR WHATEVER. IT'S GOING TO BE A TOUGH WORLD AND I AM WILLING TO WORK HARD TO MAKE THE GREATEST BREAKCORE PARTIES ON THE PLANET AND DEAL WITH THE PAPERWORK AND THE AUTHORITIES AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT MUSIC IS AMAZING AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET MORE AND MORE OVER STIMULATED ...ANYWAYS THAT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE. POINT IS THIS IS FUCKING GREAT SHIT .... MAN THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. TRUST ME .... IN THE FUTURE IF YOU WORK FOR A MAJOR CORPORATION AND YOU FUCK AROUND THEY ARE GOING TO 100 PERCENT LEGALLY BE ABLE RUSH YOUR FUCKING PAD LIKE THIS ....... ALL HYPER-NEAT UNDERGROUND MUSIC INTERNET BULLSHIT ASIDE I AM BEING VERY SERIOUS ..... DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR TV.... TRUST ME GET READY FOR WAR.... I WILL STAY STRAIGHT EDGE AND WORK HARD TO MAKE GOOD PARTIES FOR YOU FREAKS JUST STAY OUT OF MY HAIR AND THE STAGE MANGER IS THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO HAND YOU THE ENVELOPE FILLED WITH THE PRE-DISCUSSED AMOUNT IN CASH AFTER YOUR 30 MIN WITH YOUR `LIVE PA' LAPTOP WHATEVER.....

MAN WHEN THEY USE THE JOHN WOO-ISH SLOW-MO AS THAT CHICK IS BLASTING OUT THE HINGES OF THE DOOR WITH THAT GIANT `ALMOST~TOO~BIG~TO~BE~REAL' SHOT GUN.... CHRIST THAT IS ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU AN INSTANT ERECTION AND SLAM YOUR LEFT HAND THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN FROM DOING THAT JUNGLE BO BO BO THING ......

OK THIS IS JUST FUCKING NUTS. OK THIS GORDON CHAN GUY.. CALL ME CRAZY BUT MAN HE MUST HAVE WATCHED ROBOCOP AND TOTAL RECALL FOR THE 140TH TIME AND JUMPED UP IN FRONT OF HIS TV AND SAID ............... ( HUGE BREATH .......... HEAVY ASIAN ACCENT ......... FAWWWUUUUUUCCCKKKKK YOU ) YOU KNOW HOW IN TOTAL RECALL THE BULLETS HOLES WERE SO HUGE IN THE PEOPLE? IT WAS LIKE EVERYTIME SOMEONE GOT SHOT A HUGE CHUNK OF A THANKSGIVING TURKEY FLEW OUT OF THEM? .....OK FUCKIN NEVERMIND. THIS SCENE HERE EATS JAMIE PRESLEY'S ASS ON A THURSDAY MORNING .... IT'S STARTS OFF WITH SOME KIND OF NONE~FLASH / FIRE~CONCUSSION BOMB GOING OFF AND LAUNCHING A CAR OFF THE STREET AND THROWING IT RIGHT AT ANOTHER CAR KILLING THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT SEAT I THINK. THEN AFTER THAT HOLY FUCKING FROG DEMONS ROCKING OUT TO THE WIND CHIMES OF DOOM.... SOME FUCKER LOOKING ABOUT 60 TIMES COLDER THEN ..WHATEVER DUDE LOOKS COLD AS FUCK ... STARTS BLASTING UP THE POOR PEOPLE IN THE CAR WITH A GUN THAT'S THE FATHER OF THE GUN IN ROBOCOP THAT FUCKED THE MOTHER GUN AND MADE THAT GUN .. IN ROBOCOP ... HE STARTS BLASTING THE SHIT OUT OF THE CAR. NOW THIS IS WERE IT GETS WEIRD .. THE ACTING AND THE IMAGERY LOOKS SO REAL WHEN THE PEOPLE ARE DYING FROM THE GUN BLASTS IN THE CAR I ACTUALLY FIND IT HARD TO WATCH .. THE WOMAN REALLY LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GETTING KILLED AND I FIND IT HARD TO DIGEST. THEN AFTER ALL THAT THE DUDE USES A KEROSENE BOMB OR SOMETHING TO GET ALL THE FINGERPRINTS AND FIBERS OFF THAT WEAPON MAKING THE WHOLE THING EVEN MORE REAL... ANYWAY THIS SCENE HERE I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THIS SHIT HERE SLAPS PAUL VERHOEVEN ACROSS THE FACE WITH SOME CHINESE DICK AND THEN URINATES ON HIS CHILDREN .. IF HE HAS CHILDREN ...

ST, JOHN'S WART

OK THIS MOVIE MIGHT BE GOOD .. BUT I AM AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO BOTHER WATCHING IT. OR IT MIGHT SUCK .. AND THEY KNEW THAT IT SUCKED. SO THEY DECIDED TO GO HYPER-STYLE... AND I MEAN HYPER -STYLE. HOLY SHIT. NORMALLY I DRAG THE WHEEL SLIDER ON POWER DVD LOOKING FOR COOL SCREEN GRABS.. BUT FOR THIS ONE.. FUCKING HELL.... I WAS SCARED I WOULD MISS SOMETHING COOL. THERE ARE A MILLION COOL SHOTS IN THIS .. LIKE A MILLION. THIS WHOLE THING LOOKS LIKE THE DIRTY GRAINY STYLE OF THE BEASTIE BOYS SO-WHAT-CHA-WANT VIDEO .. ONLY IN A JAPANESE INDIE MUCH MORE STREET CRED BLAIR WITCH PROJECT KIND OF THING .... THIS WHOLE SHIT IS DIRTY AS HELL .... IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE ART THAT THIS WOMEN ERIN DOES THAT I THINK IS REALLY GOOD AND I ADMIRE A LOT. SHE USE TO BE ON MY `AARON' MYSPACE ACCOUNT BUT SHE TOOK HERSELF OFF. MAYBE BECAUSE OF THE COSPLAY HOES AND ME TALKING ABOUT ASS RAPING THE WORLD AND SHIT.. ANYWAYS OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT !!!!! OK ANOTHER GREAT PART IS THEY GOT THIS COOL ASS CYBER-PUNK NEO-PUNK GLAMMY J-ROCK HACKER BITCH IN THIS WHO FULL ON RULES ... LISTEN .. I WANT MUSIC VIDEOS WITH ME RAPPING OVER MUSIC THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIVE'S TRACK BEHOLD A PALE HORSE B-BOY 3000 MIX IN SOME KIND OF BIZARRE FUTURE LIVE ANIME UNDERGROUND RAVE LIKE THAT CYBERIA CRAP FROM SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN AND THE WHOLE PLACE IS FILLED WITH BITCHES THAT LOOK AS FLY AS HER. AHHH SHIT .... ALSO YO !! THERE IS THIS OTHER SCENE WHERE THIS CHICK WHO WAS HANGING OUT WITH THIS GUY FOR LIKE EVER .. WOAHHH OUT OF KNOW WHERE SHE STRAIGHT UP PULLS OUT A CROSSBOW AND TAKES THE GUY OUT IN MAJOR SLOW MO ACTION .... SHE IS LOOKING LIKE SOME POSSESSED ZOMBIE ANIME VIRGIN ALL DRESSED IN WHITE WHILE SHE IS DOING IT AS WELL... LIKE SHE IS SOME LIVE ACTION HENTAI GIRL ABOUT TO GET SACRIFICED AT THE ALTER OR SOME SHIT. AND AT THE END THIS OTHER LIVE ANIME STYLE HOE TAKES A KNIFE AND CARVES OUT HER OWN EYES AND THE WHOLE SCENE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF FEMALE LIVE ACTION GALERIANS RION OR SOMETHING...... ALSO HERE IS SOME STRANGE ADVICE.. I WOULD GO FAR AS TO SAY THAT THE IMAGERY IN THIS FILM IS SO COOL AND STYLISH .. AND IT IS SO COOL AND STYLISH THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE ALMOST EVERY MINUTE... THAT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO IS REALLY INTO BREAKCORE AND IDM... BUT BEING BRUTALLY HONEST YOU ARE JUST INTO IT BECAUSE YOU DID SO MANY DRUGS YOU ARE REALLY MENTALLY RETARDED KINDA.. BUT YOU DO NOT WANT TO ADMIT THAT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SCARY... WELL ... JUST GET HIGH AND DRUNK AND LISTEN TO BREAKCORE AND IDM AND WATCH THIS SHIT AT THE SAME TIME. SERIOUSLY THIS SHIT IS LIKE 10000 TIMES BETTER THEN ANY MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE. ITS LIKE GOING INSIDE ARKHAM ASYLUM LIVE ANIME STYLE WITH GRAINY DIRTY BEASTIE BOYS SO WHAT CHA WANT STYLE PHOTOGRAPHY OR SOMETHING .... LISTEN TO DOORMOUSE AND WATCH THIS WITH POWER DVD AND BOB YOUR HEAD AND MAKE A JUNGLE BO BO BO MANNERISMS ... BUT MORE LIKE A BLIND MONKEY ON E ...KIND OF .........

OK NOW I AM NOT GOING TO BULLSHIT YOU AND ACT ALL COOL AND MAKE VAGUE SMUG COMMENTS ABOUT THIS FILM LIKE I AM SO COOL BECAUSE I KNOW OBSCURE HIP JAPANESE CULT CINEMA.. I WILL LEAVE THAT TO THE BURN OUTS WHO MOVED FROM SMALL TOWNS TO BIG CITIES AND GOT JOBS AT INDEPENDENT VIDEO SHOPS. SOME IDIOTS MIGHT THINK YOU ARE COOL BUT GIRLS WITH EVEN HALF A BRAIN THINK YOU ARE STUPID FOR WORKING FOR $7 AN HOUR BUT GETTING `COOL POINTS' ANYWAYS ............ HERE IS MY FUCKING POINT!!!! LISTEN TO ME !!!!!!! IF YOU ARE A BREAKCORE ARTIST / IDM PERSON .. IF YOU ARE MAKING THE SICKEST BEATS KNOWN TO MAN AND YOU JUST GOT SIGNED TO PLANET MU AND YOU ARE SMOKING SHIT LOADS OF DRUGS AND YOU ARE HYPER AS HELL JUMPING AROUND LIKE A FREAK TO YOUR MASHCORE / SWAMPCORE --- HYPER - RAVE WHATEVER............LISTEN I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK HOW AWESOME YOUR BRAIN IS OR HOW BUSY YOU ARE MAKING COOL BEATS....TRUST ME !!!!!!!! DOWNLOAD OR GET YOUR HANDS ON THIS MOVIE AND CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING ROOM AND THIS CRAZY FUCKING BASTARD CAPTAIN BANANA ... HOLY FREAKING SHIT .... JUST LOOKING AT THAT ROOM AND THAT BANANA GUY AND THAT HUGE CRAZY TEDDY BEAR SHOULD SPARK ENOUGH INSPIRATION FOR 5 ALBUMS IN A ROW. MAN OVER HERE ON THIS SIDE OF THE PLANET THEY PAY UPTIGHT WHITE MORONS TO COME UP WITH COOL IDEAS FOR SHITTY MOVIES ... OVER THERE .. MAN SOMEGUY WOKE UP IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT WITH THOSE IDEAS IN HIS HEAD AND IT WAS SO COOL HIS MOUTH STARTED TO DRY UP AND HIS HEART STARTED BEATING TO FAST ... HE WAS WALKING SLOWLY DOWN TO HIS KITCHEN TO GET A GLASS OF WATER TO HELP CALM HIM DOWN.. AND THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS WALKING THESE IDEAS WHERE SO INTENSE IT MADE HIM WALK IN SLOW MOTION LIKE HE WAS WALKING THOUGH JELL-O ......THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT WHEN YOU FIRST SEE THIS CAPTAIN BANANA GUY ......MAN THE ONLY REASON THE JAPANESE MAY NOT CARE TO MUCH THAT WE ALWAYS RIP OFF THERE FILMS IS BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR BEING SUCH USELESS SOULLESS GREEDY BASTARDS ...

YEAH SO ON THE REAL TRUST ME .. CRAZY SUPER STONED BEAT MAKERS .. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE SHRED OF ATTENTION SPAN IN YOU .. TRUST ME THIS FREAKING ROOM AND THIS FUCKER CAPTAIN BANANA IS SOME SHIT YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE ...... ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GOING TO HAVE A HUGE PARTY AND THE WHOLE PLACE WILL LOOK LIKE THAT FREAKING ROOM .... AND I WILL DRESS LIKE ... NO ACTUALLY NO I WILL NOT DRESS LIKE CAPTIAN BANANA ..

THIS BITCH IN THIS ALSO I THINK HAS THE GREATEST GUNT IN THE HISTORY OF ASIAN CINEMA ... SHE SHOWS IT OFF THOUGH THIS WHOLE MOVIE LIKE IT'S HER CAREER.. MAN I FUCKED THE HELL OUT OF A WOMEN LAST NIGHT AND EVEN WITH POWER DVD ON A CRT SCREEN I AM FINDING LOOKING AT THAT STOMACH STRESSFUL.. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR THE ACTORS AND CREW... CHRIST I AM SURE A FEW GUYS HAD TO GO JERK OFF IN THE CAN DURING THIS SHIT ........ UGHHHH MAN I AM STARTING TO PISS MYSELF OFF.

MAN .. AT ONE POINT THIS GIANT SUPER HERO DEMONIC TEDDY BEAR JUST GOES APE SHIT...JESSSHHHHHHHH

OK THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THIS SHORT FILM MIGHT MAKE IT'S WAY OVER TO THE MAIN PROTEUS PAGE .. IT MIGHT EVEN BE CLOSE TO THE TOP NEAR LEON AND ROBOT CARNIVAL ACTUALLY. BUT I DO NOT WANT TO PUT IT OVER THERE AT THIS POINT BECAUSE TO BE HONEST I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO PROPERLY WATCH THIS THING RIGHT NOW.... SO I WOULD KIND OF BE LYING TO MYSELF SORT OF ... THIS IS POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN MAYBE. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT DOES NOT GLUE ME TO MY SOFA AND LOCK MY MIND ONTO THE SCREEN LIKE ALL THE FILMS ON THE PROTEUS PAGE. BUT A HUGE PART OF ME REALLY WANTS TO PUT THIS THERE... BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE IMAGINATION .. ROOM THING ..... I DO NOT WANT TO RUIN THIS ART WITH MY WORDS ANYMORE. THIS PART OF THE SITE IS MOSTLY FOR OVER THE TOP LIVE ANIME GIRLS AND GUNS FOR PLANET MU C8 CROWD HEADS TO CHECK OUT WHEN THEY ARE STONED OUT OF THEIR MIND. THIS IS JUST AMAZING......... A GREEDY DEMONIC IDM RAPPER LIKE ME SHOULD NOT EVEN SEE THINGS THIS NICE IN MY LIFE. I MIGHT PUT IT OVER ON THE MAIN PAGE BUT ONLY IF I SIT DOWN AND PROPERLY WATCH IT. I AM NOT TRYING TO FOOL ANYONE. I KNOW THERE IS AN ACTUAL SOUNDTRACK FOR JUST CLEAN ROOM. IT IS NOT ON THE eD2K NETWORK RIGHT NOW AND TORRENTSPY, ISOHUNT AND MININOVA TO NOT HAVE IT. I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH SCREWED AT THAT POINT I GUESS. I MEAN IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT ON HOT TORRENT SITES AND eMule YOU ARE JUST PLAIN OUT OF LUCK I THINK .. I MEAN SHARAZZA AND SLSK?? I DOUBT IT. IF THERE ARE ANY PRIVATE TORRENT SITES THAT MIGHT HAVE THIS OST SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW OK ... OR IF SOMEONE HAS THE OST CAN YOU PLEASE .RAR IT AND E-MAIL IT TO ME USING DROPLOAD.COM OR WHATEVER.... I DO NOT HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE I AM NOT A NORMAL PERSON .. I AM TRYING TO BUILD ANOTHER DIMENSION DIGITALLY ... GIVE ME A BREAK

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL .... THERE SHOULD BE RULES TO NOT EVEN ALLOW ART LIKE THIS INTO NORTH AMERICA ... WE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO SEE SUCH GREAT THINGS WHEN WE SHIT ON THE WORLD

.... I REALLY WANT TO PUT THIS ON THE PROTEUS PAGE BUT I DO NOT FEEL THAT I SHOULD BECAUSE I DO NOT TRULY GET INTO IT AND FEEL IT FULLY AT THIS POINT ....

MAN I HAVE WATCHED SO MANY AMAZING FILMS THAT I DO NOT EVEN TURN MY TV ON ANYMORE. JUST BECAUSE I HAD THIS FILM IN MY HEAD I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE TONIGHT AND CSI WAS ON THE TV AND I LOOKED AT IT THE SAME WAY THAT A PERSON MIGHT LOOK AT SOMEONE IF THEY OUT OF NOWHERE TOOK A CRAP ON THE FLOOR IN ISLE 5 AT THE GROCERY STORE

COOL DEVICES

OPERATION 4 :

KIREI

OK SO WHEN I MOVED TO TORONTO THE PLAN WAS PRETTY SIMPLE I GUESS. I JUST WANTED TO RAP ABOUT ANIME OVER MUSIC THAT WAS COOLER AND WEIRDER THEN DR. OCTAGON AND NEW KINGDOM ECT ECT.. ONE OF THE FIRST JOBS I GOT IN TORONTO WAS AT SAM THE RECORD MAN. SO TO SORT OF START MY DIRECTION I SET UP AN ANIME SECTION THERE. ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I GOT WAS A LARGE CATALOG. THE FIRST FEW PAGES OF THIS CATALOG WERE THE FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS. ONE OF THE QUESTIONS WAS "WHAT IS MOST OFFENSIVE GRAPHIC DISGUSTING THING YOU HAVE?" THE ANSWER WAS HANDS DOWN COOL DEVICES. NOW I WANTED TO SEE ALL THE ANIME THERE WAS PERIOD. I KNEW THAT IT WOULD BE A FUN THING TO RAP ABOUT AND IT WAS A SMART IDEA. I REMEMBER THAT QUEEN VIDEO HAD THE BOX SET FOR COOL DEVICES ON VHS FOR RENT. I REMEMBER ONE DAY FINALLY RENTING IT. NOW SEEING AS I WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO WATCH EVEN RESTRICTED MOVIES AS A KID AND I NEVER HAD THE INTERNET I WAS NOT USE TO ANYTHING REALLY FUCKED UP. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT WATCHING THIS BOX SET MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS IN THAT RIDE AT THE EXHIBITION CALLED THE `GRAVITRON' THAT GIANT HUMAN SALAD SPINNER THING THAT YOU GET IN AND THE G-FORCES SLID YOU UP TO THE CEILING. IT KIND OF FELT LIKE THAT WATCHING THIS WHOLE THING. OR LIKE I WAS STRAPPED IN A CHAIR AND WAS BEING FORCED TO STARE INTO A PORTAL TO HELL SORT OF. HOWEVER I HAVE TO FUCKING SAY THAT THE ONE EPISODE OF THAT WHOLE THING THAT STUCK WITH ME AND DISTURBED THE SHIT OUT OF ME THE MOST WAS THE ONE CALLED.... KIREI ...OH FOR GODS SAKE ... THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE. THESE TWO EXTRA-WIDE EYED ANIME BIMBOS ARE HAVING A NICE TIME ON THE BEACH WHEN THIS GANG OF NEANDERTHAL THUGS IN SURF SHORTS LEAD BY THIS CRAZY FUCKED UP ANIME VERSION OF ANTHONEY KIEDIS FROM THE CHIL-PEPPERS ONLY IN FRANKENSTEIN INSANE BEACH BIMBO RAPIST FORM ... LURE THEM INTO THERE HUT AND DRUG THEM... NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY ARE RAPING THE SHIT OUT OF THESE GIRLS OR WATCHING THEM DYKE OUT .... AND THENNNN....OHHHH MAN !!!! WHEN THEY ARE DONE WITH THE GIRLS THEY THROW THEM DOWN SOME HUGE DARK SHAFT THING .... AND THEY ARE STILL ALIVE... IT'S LIKE SOME GIANT EMPTY WELL OR A CAVE OR WHATEVER. AND THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL IN TERMS OF THE HORROR IN THEIR EYES IS SO GOOD .... MAN THERE IS SOME SERIOUS METAL ILLNESS AND REAL VIOLENCE TOWARDS WOMEN MENTALITY BEHIND THIS. REALLY REALLY FUCKING DISTURBING ..... I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS YEARS AGO.. I THINK MY EYES LOOKED A LOT LIKE BEAKERS EYES FROM THE MUPPET SHOW AND I WAS ALMOST IN TEARS AND I WAS SLOWLY MOVING MY HEAD BACK AND FORTH GOING OUT LOUD ALMOST ON THE VERGE OF SOBBING WAY

"THIIIISSSSSSS ---------- ISSSSSS - WRONGGGGGGGGGG"

AT ONE POINT THAT CRAZY LEADER TARZAN LORD OF THE RAPING HOES GUY STARTS LAUGHING IN A WAY THAT WOULD MAKE .... MAN WHATEVER DUDE BELTS OUT THE CREEPIEST LAUGH IN THE HISTORY OF ANIMATION ...... I WOULD SAY ..

LISTEN IF YOU WANT A RUSH OR YOU ARE FEELING SELF DESTRUCTIVE. BUT YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO ANY HARD DRUGS LIKE CRACK OR HEROIN AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A STRANGER FOR NO REASON OR DO ANYTHING REALLY ILLEGAL FOR THAT MATTER BUT YOU WANT TO .. LIKE FEEL REALLY MESSED UP.... I WOULD SAY WAIT TILL LIKE 11 PM ON A SUNDAY NIGHT... AND GET A HAMMER AND TRY AND BASH THE HAMMER ON YOUR PINKY FINGERTIP .. JUST SO YOU DO NOT BREAK ANYTHING .. JUST FEEL AWFUL PAIN.. THEN SMOKE A JOINT AND WATCH THIS SHIT HERE BY YOURSELF WITH THE LIGHTS OFF....... MAN THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE ... AFTER YOU WILL JUST STARE OFF INTO SPACE OR YOU WILL MAKE A HAND MANNERISM LIKE THE GRIM REAPER FROM THE MONTY PYTHON FILM THE MEANING OF LIFE I THINK WHEN HE GOES "NONE OF YOU HAVE GOT ANY BALLS!!" ONLY YOU WILL GO

OK YOU ARE PROBABLY THINKING THAT THIS IS A COOL KICK ASS GIRL WITH A GUN FLICK SO I AM ALL OVER IT LIKE A FAT KID ON A SMARTIE RIGHT? NAWWWW FUCK THAT ...WHATEVER... I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT ROCKS MY SHIT THAT MUCH. I GUESS WHEN SHE PLUGS THAT DUDE ON THE PATIO THAT WAS KINDA COOL BECAUSE THAT WAS KIND OF A LIVE ACTION KITE STYLE MAYBE..............BUT YOU KNOW WHY THIS MOVIE IS ON THIS PAGE RIGHT????? ( WU-TANG ENTER THE 36 CHAMBERS --- " YOU KNOW WHY I CALLED RIGHT???" ................WHY?? " CUZZZZZZZZZ "

MAN COME ON WHEN THIS CRAZY KOREAN LA FEME NIKITA BITCH BLOWS HE SELF UP WITH HER EXPLOSIVE PENDANT THING OFF HER NECKLACE IN FRONT OF THE SWAT TEAM ..... AWWWW WMANNNNNNNN ..............WHO DOES NOT WANT TO SEE A KOREAN HOE EXPLODE??????

OH COOL !!! LOOK IT'S LIKE A HORROR MOVIE FROM JAPAN.. BUT IT LOOKS ALL NEW AND COOL AND IT'S OHHHHHH LOOK LOOK... IT'S LIKE VERSES... HONEY THAT COOL MOVIE VERSUS REMEMBER THAT???? LOOK IT'S A HORROR MOVIE WITH ZOMBIES BUT IT WILL BE ALL COOL LIKE VERSES ... HONEY LETS RENT THIS TONIGHT ...... BUZZZZGGGGGGGG WRONG!!!!! THIS THING SUCKS THE SWEAT OFF A DEAD MANS BALLS ..... THE ONLY PART THAT IS ANY GOOD IS WHEN SHE GETS ALL 'FUCK IT I DO NOT CARE IF I DIE I AM TAKING THESE FUCKERS OUT' LOOK IN HER EYE GRABS HER GLOCK AND THEN GRABS THE DUDE'S GLOCK NEXT TO HER FROM HIS WAISTLINE AND RUSHES THESE FUCKERS. MAN YOU KNOW THEY TRIED TO MAKE THESE GIRLS LOOK ALL SUPER COOL.. LIKE SOMEKIND OF JAPANESE ZOMBIE WITCHBLADE VAMPIRE SHIT.....BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE... IF MAMORU OSHII EVER WATCHED THIS HE WOULD PROBABLY LOOK AT IT THE SAME WAY TONY HAWK WOULD LOOK AT A KID FROM A DISTANCE ON A SKATEBOARD TRYING TO DO AN OLLIE FOR THE 10TH TIME UNSUCCESSFULLY..... UGGHHHHHH SOMEONE ONE GIVE ME A CREW AND LOTS OF MONEY... UMM WELL I GUESS I SHOULD WRITE A SCRIPT FIRST ... I GUESS THIS GUY HAD TO SEE A HOT CHICK WITH TWO GUNS IN HER HANDS BEFORE HE STOPED MAKING A FILM THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. MAN MAMORU OSHII IS SO FUCKING OUT OF HIS GODDAMN MIND HE DID NOT EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT...SEE OR TALK TO THAT WOMEN UNLESS SHE WAS DRESSED AS ASH AND IN CHARACTER ON THE SET... AND THIS GUY PROBABLY MADE THIS MOVIE JUST SO HE COULD GET LAID .... UGHHHHHH

OK I DO NOT WANT TO GET TOO OFF TOPIC WITH THIS RANT...UMM OK SO I COULD HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF FREAKING ROCKET SCIENTIST OR SOME SHIT BUT INSTEAD I DECIDED TO DO HANDFULS OF DRUGS FOR THREE YEARS AND HANG OUT WITH DEGENERATES. THEN WHEN THAT WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS OVER I DRANK BEER AND FREESTYLED FOR 5 HOURS A DAY FOR 10 YEARS...UMMMM OK ...... LOOK ALL FUCKING `TORTURED ARTSY HONKY LIVING IN THE ANNEX' BULLSHIT ASIDE ..... I AM FUCKING WEIRD. IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO LOOK AT CHARACTERS IN A FILM THAT REALLY MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM ..... THAT IS POINT ONE. POINT TWO ... MY PLAN WAS DO NOTHING BUT BECOME A TECHNO RAPPER THAT'S IT..NOTHING ELSE .. DO NOT READ ANYTHING .. DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING... JUST BECOME A TECHNO RAPPER. THE ONLY BOOKS I READ WAS WHEN MY MOM GAVE ME A JOHN GRISHAM BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS AND I READ THAT BECAUSE I SORT OF HAD TO .. TO BE NICE .... PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING I EVER READ WAS THE COMIC BOOK LENORE... THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT LENORE I REALLY LIKED. SOME OF THESE COMICS WHERE JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS. THERE IS THIS ONE WHERE SHE IS PLAYING LEAP FROG WITH A CHICK AND LAUNCHES HER RIGHT INTO A TREE SHREDDER.. ANOTHER ONE SHE TAKES A RUNNING TACKLE AND MURDERS ALL OF THE DANCING CONDIMENTS IN THAT `LETS GO OUT TO THE LOBBY' THING... ANOTHER ONE SHE TAKES THE KEY AWAY FROM THIS HOUDINI ESCAPIST GUY GOING INTO A TANK... OK YOU GET THE POINT I REALLY LIKE THE LITTLE DEAD HOE..... WELL I WOULD SAY THAT JUST LIKE MICHAEL TURNER SORT OF TAKES ALL THE THINGS US COMIC BOOK PERVERTS LIKE ABOUT ANIME AND MAKES THEM ...HMMMM NO NOT HOTTER..UMM OK HE MAKES A WESTERN VERSION OF ANIME HOES ..LIKE TAKING ANIME GIRLS AND MIXING THEM WITH THE SAME VIBE FROM WHEN SOMEGUY DREW STORM AND PSYLOCKE REALLY WELL OR SOMETHING... WELL TO ME THIS IS LIKE A LIVE REAL LIFE LENORE.... ALSO SORT OF LIKE A LIVE ANIME GIRL AS WELL .... AND COME ON WE ALL WANTED TO FUCK THAT CHICK BACK IN THE DAY WITH THE SCHOOL TEACHER GLASSES THAT SANG THAT SONG ... "STAY" OR SOME SHIT ... ANYWAYS ASSHOLES LIKE ME AND PROBABLY TODD MACFARLANE AND GUYS WHO MAKE GRAPHIC NOVELS AND SHIT PROBABLY SHIT ON THE WHOLE WORLD AND HATE EVERYTHING BUT ALMOST GET WEEPY AND START SHAKING WHEN WE LOOK AT MAY HERE. I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO KNOW THE ACTRESSES NAME I MIGHT START STALKING HER OR SOMETHING .... EVER HEARD OF A OLD UNDERGROUND NOW BROKEN UP RAP GROUP FROM LIKE THE JANE AND WESTON AREA OF TORONTO CALLED THE THEIGHMASTAS??

"I STALK HER WITH MY BINOCULARS PEAK APART YOUR BRAINS LIKE A FLOCK OF BIRDS....."

OHHHHH YO LISTEN I WISH SOMEONE DID THIS FOR ME .... DO NOT WATCH THE END OF THIS MOVIE BECAUSE THE ENDING SUCKS ... IT RUINS EVERYTHING... JUST WATCH IT AND THEN KILL IT 20 MIN BEFORE THE END

MAN THIS MOVIE HITS ME SO HARD AND DEEP AND THEN AT THE FUCKING END IT JUST TURNS INTO SOME KIND OF NEW WAVE GOTH GIRL AD FOR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING WITH L7 OR THE BREEDERS IN THE BACKGROUND ... FUCK SOMEONE MAKE A REMAKE OF THIS AND MAKE A WHOLE NEW ENDING ... FUCKING HELL.. KILL THE FLICK RIGHT WHEN SHIT STARTS LIKE THAT.. IT DESTROYS THE MOOD SO BAD.. IT'S LIKE WHEN GUYS ARE WITH GIRLS AND THINGS ARE GOING PERFECT AND YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF HEAVY PETTING AND SUDDENLY THE GUY STARTS THINKING ABOUT SOME SHIT HE SAW IN A PORNO SO HE STARTS SAYING WEIRD SHIT OR HE TRIES TO MOVE THE GIRL IS SOME POSITION OR SOMETHING AND ..THE GIRL WENT FROM BEING ALL `CLOSED~EYED~FOREPLAY DREAMLAND' INTO .........

"OHH I AM NAKED IN FRONT OF A GROSS DISGUSTING MAN ... I WANT TO GO HOME NOW... WHERE ARE MY JEANS ..CELL PHONE AND PURSE?"

RIGHT CLICK AND GO `VIEW IMAGE' ON THE ABOVE J-PEG AND FIVE SECONDS AFTER YOU DO THAT THINK HARD ABOUT CYNTHIA THE MANAGER OF SUSPECT VIDEOS MARKHAM LOCATION

THE ABOVE PICTURE MADE ME ACTUALLY GO TO IMDB JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS WAS NOT ACTUALLY CYNTHIA FROM SUSPECT VIDEO ... I KNOW IT WAS SILLY IT OBVIOUSLY IS NOT HER BUT WHATEVER I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE

MAN THIS FUCKING THING HERE EH?

YOU KNOW CALL ME CRAZY BUT I FEEL THERE IS A DEEP SERIOUS MESSAGE IN THIS FILM... MAY IS THE REAL DEAL YOU KNOW .. THIS GUY THOUGHT HE WAS ..FROM THAT SIDE YOU KNOW.. LIKE HE GOT IT....BUT .. HE WAS NOT THERE AT ALL .. MAY WAS THE REAL DEAL AND THAT WAS LIKE SCARY TO HIM.. THE GOTH SCENE IN MAJOR CITIES IS LIKE THAT.. THERE IS NOTHING SNOBBY OR ELITIST ABOUT IT... IT'S JUST THAT TO MOST PEOPLE THEY ARE LIKE THAT GUY... NOTHING BETTER TO DO ... IT'S A NEAT THING TO DO ..... BUT THERE ARE THAT 3 PERCENT OF THE ROOM THAT ARE ACTUAL REAL DARK WEIRD MOTHERFUCKERS... THERE IS NOTHING SOCIAL OR REVENGEFUL OR NEEDFUL ABOUT THIS .. ITS JUST A FACT... PEOPLE LIKE THAT CAN FEEL EACH OTHER ACROSS THE ROOM WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING IN THAT DIRECTION ...IT'S LIKE AN ENERGY THING..

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE THINKS SHE IS BETTER OR COOLER THEN YOU.. IT'S JUST YOU FLAT OUT DON'T GET IT.....THAT POINT GETS HAMMERED HOME AND IMORTIALLIZED BEST IN THIS SCENE HERE BELOW.. I DO NOT THINK REAL GOTH GIRLS GET TO SEE SOME REAL SHIT IN FILMS REALLY.. ALMOST NEVER... THIS IS THE ONLY FILM I CAN THINK OF

AND THIS OTHER BITCH IN THIS MOVIE...OK I KNOW HER TYPE REAL WELL...SUPER SUPER HOT BUT.. MAN ... SHE HAS GOT REAL ISSUES YOU CAN TELL... ON SET AND IN REAL LIFE....I KNOW THAT TYPE SERIOUSLY .. I HAVE MET A FEW GIRLS BEFORE JUST LIKE HER.. SUPER SUPER SUPER HOT.. BUT AFTER HANGING OUT WITH THEM FOR LIKE OVER AN HOUR THERE IS THIS LITTLE VOICE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD THAT SOUNDS LIKE BILL COSBY'S VOICE WHEN HE WAS DOING THAT OLD STAND UP SKIT PLAYING THE REFEREE FOR THAT FOOTBALL GAME THAT SAYS

( MUFFELED BILL COSBY CLOSE TO MICROPHONE VOICE )

"............I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD FUCK THIS GIRL......."

RETURNER

OK LET ME JUST BELT THIS OUT. RETURNDER IS NOT A GOOD JAPANESE FILM. IT'S NOT ..IT WAS SORT OF MADE JUST FOR MONEY. IT WAS A WAY TO TAKE MONEY FROM WHITE MALES WHO LIVE IN THE USA AND CANADA. THAT'S ALL IT WAS. YOU SEE THE PROBLEM WITH JAPANESE AND CHINESE `COOL' MOVIES IS THAT THEY ARE TOO MYSTERIOUS TO THE AVERAGE GUY OVER HERE. THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM WITH COOL COVERS BUT THEY ARE SHIT MOVIES. BUT WHEN YOU ARE A WHITE MALE ON THIS CONTINENT YOU ARE BASICALLY THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE COOL... SO THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS WHO THINK THEY KNOW THIS SHIT OR TRY AND KNOW THIS SHIT ... IN A WAY... NOW SOME SMART GUYS SAID "HEY LETS MAKE A MOVIE THAT THOSE STUPID WHITE GUYS WILL ALL RENT AND BUY AND THINK THEY ARE COOL" ..yeah yeah ... WE WILL MAKE THEM THINK THAT IT'S LIKE THE MATRIX ONLY MORE DIRTY AND FROM THE SOURCE OR SOME SHIT. AND THIS GETS BETTER BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID THIS WORK ON THE AVERAGE PERSON BUT IT WOULD EVEN WORK ON SOME GUYS WHO EVEN WORK IN FILM. LIKE THE ALCOHOLIC HACK WHO LUGS AROUND GEAR WHO EVERYONE HATES ... THAT MORNING WHEN HE GOT EVERYONE THE COFFEES AND WAS LIKE "HEY HAVE YOU GUYS SEE RETURNER... ??" AND THEN HE DID THAT THING WHERE YOU THROW OUT YOUR HAND AND IT MAKES THAT FINGER SNAPPING NOISE THING .. THINK ABOUT THIS SERIOUSLY.. THIS MOVIE WAS MADE FOR GUYS TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THE MATRIX SORT OF... YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS WHO WATCHED BATTLE ROYALE AND SHIT.. MEANWHILE ... MAMORU OSHII WAS NOT IMPRESSED IN THE SLIGHTEST THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS RIPPED HIM OFF AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY HE WAS NOT IN THE ANIMATRIX AND THAT IS ALSO THE REASON WHY GHOST IN THE SHELL II HAD NO ENGLISH DUB OR ANY REAL PROMOTIONAL RUN OVER HERE. AND WHY IT WAS COMPLICATED AS HELL. LOOK HE DOES NOT WANT ANYONE OVER HERE TO WATCH IT ... THE REAL ROBOT CARNIVAL DVD IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE SOLD IN NORTH AMERICA .. THERE IS LIKE A RULE THAT COMES WITH THAT DVD NOT TO SELL IT TO ANYONE IN NORTH AMERICA... ITS TRUE YOU CAN LOOK INTO IT IF YOU WANT.... LOOK THEY HATE US ...AND THEY SHOULD ... WE SUCK .......RETURNER AS JUST A WAY TO MAKE MONEY OFF DRUNK WHITE MALE `I THINK I AM COOL BECAUSE I KNOW MOVIES GUYS OVER HERE'...... WHEN THEY GOT ALL THE MONEY FROM THAT `MOVIE' THEY PROBABLY USED IT TO HELP 16 CRAZY YOUNG DIRECTORS MAKE REAL FILMS ....

I WAS AT MY BEST FRIENDS APARTMENT LIKE A YEAR AGO AND THIS GUY CALLED DAN WAS THERE WHO EVERYONE HATES ... HE WAS DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND AND THE TOPIC OF FILMS CAME UP AND HE BELTED OUT ......

"HAVE YOU SEEN RETURNER..?...THAT'S FaaWWWUUUCCKKINNNGGG AWESOME !!"

...........I HAD MY ELBOW ON THE SOFA ARM REST WITH MY THUMB ON MY CHIN AND POINTER FINGER CENTER KNUCKLE ON MY LIP ....I SORT OF WENT TO OPEN MY MOUTH FOR A SECOND... THEN ... IT ... WAS .. LIKE ...........NO.... I SAID NOTHING........

MY LEFT EYEBROW WENT UP AND I WAITED UNTIL HIS EYES WHERE AVERTED FROM ME.. THEN I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT AND MADE THAT SAME STARE ..UNIMPRESSED ~FROWN~HEAD~SHAKING MOTION EXPRESSION AS THE BALD EAGLE FROM THE MUPPETS .....

SO WHY IS IT ON THIS PAGE YOU ASK??????? COME ON !!!! THAT FUCKING NAIL BOMB?????? DUDE ... THE FUCKING NAIL BOMB THING???? DO " WEAPONS" LIKE THAT REALLY ACTUALLY EXIST??? MAN I WANT TO GET ONE OF THOSE AND MAKE IT KNOWN THAT I HAVE IT... WOULD YOU EVEN GET A CHARGE FOR POSSESSING.. UMMM "FIREARMS" IF YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE????? FUCK IT .. I AM SERIOUS .... I AM GOING TO TRY AND GET ONE OF THOSE THINGS... I MEAN NO ONE FUCKS WITH ME AS IT IS... IF IT GETS KNOW IN CERTAIN CIRCLES THAT I HAVE A FREAKING..... ANYWAYS HERE IS THE SCENE DRUNK WHITE MALES WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL IN NORTH AMERICA ALL DIE AND GO TO HELL ..WATCH THIS AND TALK ABOUT IT ON YOUR DATE WITH THE CHICK FROM MYSPACE AT THE FRIK IN THE FIRKIN ......

MAYBE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO MENTION THAT I AM JUST YELLING SHIT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD HERE...I HAVE NOT EVEN THOUGHT FOR A MIN IF I AM RIGHT OR NOT .. PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND

I AM SUPPOSE TO LOVE IT RIGHT? WOOHHHHHHHHHHH HOOOO .....NAHHHHH TO MUCH EFFORT ... TO FORCED ... NOT FEELING IT... NEVER EVEN BOTHERED TO WATCH THE NEW MTV DUB... IT IS ON THIS PAGE FOR A FEW REASONS . THE FIRST REASON... OK I WAS DOING THIS REAL HOT CHINESE WOMEN FOR A WHILE ... AHHH MAN I MISS HER ...ANYWAYS SHE WAS A HARD WORKER ... LIKE REALLY HARD SHE DID SHIFTS AT HOSPITALS THAT LASTED LIKE 36 HOURS... SO THE POINT WAS THAT WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR HER TO ENJOY ANY ASPECT OF LIFE MONEY WAS NOT REALLY AN ISSUE AT ALL ... I MEAN WHEN YOU WORK LIKE THAT DUHHH... SO ANYWAYS SHE WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE AND SHE HAD LONG HAIR...ONE MORNING SHE WAS GOING TO GET HER HAIR CUT AND SHE DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT .. SHE WOULD DUMP $300 ON HER HAIR IF IT WAS WHAT SHE WANTED ....SHE ASKED ME IF I HAD ANY SUGGESTIONS ... I LOVED THIS GIRLS HAIR HERE SO I LUCKILY HAD COLOR INK IN MY PRINTER AT THE TIME AND I PRINTED OUT SOME SCREEN GRABS AND TOLD HER TO GO TO COUP BIZARRE AND ASK THEM TO TRY AND PULL THIS OFF.... I KNEW THIS ACTRESS HAD A REALLY REALLY COOL HAIRCUT.. BUT I WAS SURPRISED THAT NIGHT WHEN SHE CAME HOME AND SAID THEY TOLD HER THAT THEY DID NOT KNOW HOW TO DO IT.......

ANYWAYS GREAT HAIR ON THIS HOE HERE......

OK I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE NOW OTHERWISE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF ....

ALSO THERE IS THIS SCENE HERE WHERE THIS HOT LIVE ACTION ANIME GIRL KINDA.. BUTTONS START FLYING OFF... VERY WEIRD... IT'S LIKE LIVE SOFT-CORE HENTAI ...ONLY IN A COMEDY WAY...... MAN ANY HENTAI THAT IS ANYTHING LIKE COMEDY SHOULD BE AVOIDED HARDCORE.. I HAVE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT WATCHING ANY OF THAT STUFF. I THINK YOU NEED TO WEAR GLASSES A CENTIMETER THICK AND SIT ALONE AND MASTURBATE IN YOUR OWN FECES IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THAT SHIT....

ahh man ... this is like a Korean version of this women Charlotte I dance with every thurs at Velvet Underground .. at least almost every thurs.. when she does not show up it depresses the shit out of me ... I look forward to seeing her all week

ALSO MAN I LOVE THIS PURE NEO SHOT HERE... THIS FUCKER OBVIOUSLY WORE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS MATRIX DVD

OK

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT...

MAMORU OSHII MAKES AN ANIME AND THEN THOSE GUYS MAKE THE MATRIX AND NOW OVER THERE LIVE ACTION AND ANIME COPY THAT ......BUT MAMORU OSHII DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT AND IS MAD THEY DID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE... SO HE MAKES HIS NEXT ONE TAKING STEPS TO KEEP IT OUT OF NORTH AMERICA..... MAN ... THINK ABOUT THAT ON ACID...... FUCK YOU THINK YOU BREAKCORE IDM KIDS HAVE AN ILL BRAIN.. THINK ABOUT THAT ..THAT PRETTY MUCH MAKES HIM ......GOD...... SERIOUSLY .... MAN HOW DOES THAT GUY ...OK LOOK I KNOW HE IS PROBABLY SUPER SMART AND A GROWN MAN .. AND PROBABLY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT STYLE OR HIS APPEARANCE.. BUT HOW DOES THAT GUY NOT JUST START ROCKING OUT LIKE HE IS FREAKING JONATHAN DAVIS WHEN HE IS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET OUT OF NOWHERE..? MAN I HAVE TO TELL YOU .. LISTEN SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO ME... DO YOU THINK THAT WHOLE GROOVE METAL PHENOMENON RAPE / ROCK SHIT... IS IT JUST ME OR IS THAT JUST LIKE AN EXCUSE? IF YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING WHITE 6 FOOT TWO MALE AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING .. AND YOU ARE LIKE A RICH KID AND YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED... AND YOU DRESS REALLY COOL...BUT BUT BUT .. YOU ARE JUST REALLY PISSED OFF AND ANGRY BUT YOU DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY....IS ALL THAT MUSIC JUST AN EXCUSE TO SORT OF DO LIKE THIS KIND OF ARMS FLYING LITTLE KID FIT SEPULTURA PANTREA SOULFLY KINDA ROCK OUT TO YOURSELF THING??? I MEAN DOES JONATHAN DAVIS REALLY EVEN CARE WHAT HE IS SAYING...... LOOK AT HIM IN LIKE THAT HERE TO STAY VIDEO... MAN THAT'S NOT MUSIC THAT JUST LIKE

"HOLY FUCK I ROCK .. I HATE EVERYTHING .. HOLY FUCK I AM GOOD LOOKING .. I HATE EVERYTHING .. HOLY SHIT DO I EVER GET LAID..... RAWWWW RAWW BAHHHHHH BAHHHH OGGHHHHHHHHH....THIS HATE .. IS BLAH BLAH ...WHO THE FUCK CARES WHATEVER I KICK ALL KICKS OF ASS MY BAND SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF GIANT ICE-CUBE RAP SONG DUNGON SHIT..THIS..HATE IS..HOLY ..SHIT I GOT 4 GIRLS IN MY BED RIGHT NOW AND MY WIFE IS COOL WITH IT ...BLGHGHGHGHGHGH HEAVY RIFT ..BANG HEAD ROCK OUT ...AJDFHASLJDFHASL "

.... I MEAN... I LIKE THOSE VIDEOS JUST BECAUSE ITS LIKE

"MUUHHAHHAHHAH BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROCK HOOWWWWW"

BUT THE THING IS... MAN THAT SHIT IS SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY KRYPTONITE TO ANY REAL INDIE ROCKER .. SERIOUSLY IF YOU EVEN MENTION THAT SHIT TO ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN 7 PERCEPT INDIE-CRED IN THEIR BLOOD ITS LIKE PULLING OUT THAT ANTI-VAMPIRE CANDLE IN VAMPIRE HUNTER D

........ " kORR-------- "

"AGGHHHHHHHHGHHHHHh"

MAN I WILL KNOW IF ANYONE I DANCE WITH AT EAT YOUR GREENS READ THIS BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WILL BE LOOKING AT ME ACROSS THE ROOM IN THE SAME WAY MY EX LAUREN DID WHEN SHE CAUGHT ME WATCHING BRITNEY SPEARS DOING THAT LUCKY SONG LIVE ON VHS THAT NIGHT .......

OK WELL IT'S THURS NIGHT ..ALMOST 8 PM .. MY WORK WEEK IS OVER..OFF TO VELVET UNDERGROUND NOW .... SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING........

THE LEGEND OF LYON FLARE I & II

OK THIS MIGHT BE MY MOST FUCKED UP REVIEW YET MAYBE. OK HERE IS THE DEAL.. WHEN I HUNG OUT WITH THOSE DELINQUENTS IN MY HOME TOWN FOR THREE YEARS IT WAS KIND OF AWESOME .. BECAUSE I KNEW I WAS GOING TO ..MAKE IT .. I KNEW I WOULD FIND A WAY TO RAP ABOUT WHATEVER I WANT AS MUCH AS I WANT ..FOREVER.. SO AS SOON AS I GOT TO TORONTO I STARTED LOOKING FOR FILMS THAT PAINTED THE PLACE THAT I WANTED TO BE. THIS SHIT HERE FUCKING ROCKS. THIS WHOLE 2 PART HENTAI THING LOOKS JUST LIKE FREAKING LV46 AND THE ALIEN HIVE.. AND THIS CAME OUT IN 1986 .. WHAT THE FUCK ... DID JAMES CAMERON RIP THIS OFF???? OH WELL WHO CARES. FUCK!!!!!!!! EVEN BETTER THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE END PLACES IN NINJA GADIEN .. ONLY MEETS ALIENS IN ANIME FORM ..EVIL AS FUCK. THIS IS THE PLACE I WANTED TO LIVE IN WHEN I WAS ON ACID, HASH AND WEED IN THE CORNER HANGING OUT WITH WIGGERS AND VANDALS AND SHIT ... AND THE HENTAI SCENES ARE COOL BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU STARE AT THE SCREEN THE SAME WAY THAT BITCH FROM PULP FICTION LOOKED BEFORE THEY STABBED UMA FROM THE PLANET THURMAN IN THE HEART WITH THAT SHIT...AND AS YOU LOOK LIKE THAT YOUR JAW KINDA PROPS OPEN AND YOU ARE ALL LIKE ..

"WHATTTTTTT THE FAWWWHHOAAAAAA"

NOT LIKE THAT NEW SHIT THAT MAKES YOU GO .....

"OHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD .. WELL I AM NEVER EATING AGAIN"

ALSO ARE YOU A REALLY FUCKED UP LAPTOP MUSICIAN? YOU WOULD LOVE THIS SHIT.. REALLY UNDERGROUND MUSIC MAKERS.. SPEEDCORE, DOOMCORE, ALIEN GABBER, SPEEDBASS, NOISE, IDM ..WHATEVER... THIS SHIT IS WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS ..... LIVE HERE MAN AND NEVER LEAVE. FUCKING HELL.. IF YOU MADE A FULL ON LIVE ACTION VERSION OF THIS SHIT .. HOLY GOD .... KIDS WOULD BE STABBING THEMSELVES IN SOME KIND OF

"I AM NOT WORTHY!!! THE MOVIE IS OVER I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR !!!!!"........CRAZY ASS RITUAL AT THE END OF THAT.

ALSO IF YOU ARE A REAL REAL ARTIST MEANING THAT YOU ALWAYS SHAKE A LITTLE.. AND YOU DO NOT BREATH PROPERLY. AND YOU JUST FINISHED FUCKING A WOMAN AND YOU ARE LEAVING HER HOUSE AT LIKE 2 AM AND YOU ARE WALKING HOME ON A TUESDAY NIGHT FROM PARKDALE... AND AS YOU ARE WALKING .. YOU START TO FEEL REALLY INSANE.. AND YOUR HEAD THEN DISAPPEARS. AND THEN YOU WANT TO EXPLORE THE BACK DEPTHS OF YOUR MIND .. AND YOU START TO THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WANDER OFF INTO LIKE SOME HUGE VACANT LOT SOMEWHERE AND DO SOMETHING CRAZY. OR YOU THINK YOU SHOULD FIND A HOCKEY RINK BUILDING AND THEN FIND THOSE GIANT FANS THOSE THINGS ALWAYS HAVE AND YOU SHOULD LIKE STARE INTO IT WHILE MOVING YOUR JAW UP AND DOWN AND MAKING FISTS ..... WELL INSTEAD OF DOING THAT YOU COULD WATCH THIS SHIT HERE.....

MAN THESE ALIENS ARE EVIL AS FUCK AND THEY LOOK FUCKING WICKED. THEIR SHIPS LOOK WICKED AND THEIR HIVE THING IS DOPE!!! YOU CAN NOT GET MORE EVIL THEN THESE KATS ... THIS WAS A NICE HAPPY PLANET AND EVERYONE WAS HAVING FUN AND IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF A NICE PARTY AND .. BAMMMM THESE FUCKERS JUST COME DOWN AND START BURING EVERYTHING AND KILLING ALL THE MEN AND STARTED STRAIGHT UP PLOWING ALL THE WOMEN BEFORE THEY ARE EVEN DONE WRECKING THE PLACE.. IN FACT THAT WAS EVEN A LINE IN THE THING ACTUALLY. I THINK IT GOES " BURN DESTROY BURN .. FOR EVERY MAN YOU KILL THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WOMEN IN YOUR BED ..." ...... SOMETHING LIKE THAT .. FUCKING HELL .. THIS SHIT IS BASICLLY THE SONG THROW YOUR GUNS BY ONYX TIMES 1000 IN ANIME ALIEN DEMON RIP THE BITCH IN HALF WITH YOUR COCK FORM .... UGHHHHHHHH MAN .......

2LDK

OK TIME FOR SOME MORE HARDCORE HONESTY. THIS BREAKCORE IDM STUFF. IT IS NOT REALLY COOL. IT'S JUST GEEKS IN THEIR BEDROOMS REALLY. MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT AND OR LIKE IT ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE PERMANENTLY STUCK IN A FEELING THAT THEY COULD NOT EXPRESS IN HIGH SCHOOL SORT OF. IN A LOT OF WAYS ITS KIND OF A SAD EXISTENCE. HOWEVER .. THERE IS A BIG HOWEVER... THERE IS SOMETHING JUST AMAZING HOW THIS BREAKCORE STUFF CAN EXPLORE THE FAR REGIONS OF THE HUMAN BRAIN. THIS SHIT IS JUST WILD. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT ALTERED BEATS WILL ACT AS A PORTAL TO THE WORLD AS TO WHAT IS THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THAT REALM OF EXISTENCE. I WILL GET YOU THE MOST STYLISH, SEXY AND ROCKED OUT OF ALL THE WORLDS UNDERGROUND MUSIC. OK RIGHT I BETTER GET TO MY POINT. OK WHEN YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD LOOKING GUY...... CHRIST WELL... THANKS TO THE FUCKING MEDIA OVER HERE ON THIS CONTINENT THEY KIND OF BRAINWASH YOU THAT PUSSY IS THE END ALL BE ALL OF HUMAN EXISTENCE. THEY MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A HOT CHICK THEN YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF. SO I THINK A HUGE MAJORITY OF REALLY GOOD LOOKING GUYS .. WELL THEY JUST CAN'T HELP IT. ONCE YOU `GOT' A SUPER SUPER SUPER HOT GIRL... WELL YOU JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER. HEY MAYBE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TRUE LOVE .. WHATEVER.. THAT'S COOL... BUT ANYWAYS I HAVE TRIED TO STAY WITH SUPER HOT WOMEN ... BUT MAN .. I JUST CAN'T DO IT ...I AM TOO IMMATURE AND TO GREEDY .... SO FUCK IT .. UNLESS TRUE LOVE COMES AND SLAPS ME IN THE FACE .... I AM GOING TO JUST BE IN LOVE WITH MYSELF AND MY LITTLE WORLD I HAVE CREATED FOR MYSELF...... SO MY POINT IS .... MAN BREAKCORE IS AMAZING FOR ALONE TIME .... YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME??????? OK CHECK THIS OUT............... OK THIS FILM IS CALLED 2LDK AND IT IS ABOUT THESE TWO ACTRESSES WHO ARE TRYING OUT FOR THE SAME ROLE AND ALSO LIVING TOGETHER IN AN APARTMENT... THEN THEY START BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER. OK....NOW ALTERED BEATS GETS A LOT OF TRAFFIC .. SO IF YOU ARE NEW TO UNDERGROUND MUSIC..OK OK OK I WILL GET ON WITH IT. OK DOWNLOAD OR RENT THIS MOVIE AND ALSO DOWNLOAD A LOAD OF MP3'S FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ..USE P2P APPLICATIONS LIKE SLSK, EMule, Limewire, Sharazza, Ares lite,.... whatever.. DOWNLOAD SHIT FROM ENDUSER, SHITMATT, DURAN DURAN DURAN, LFO DEMON AND ROTATOR . OK OK OK NOW PUT ON THIS FILM AND AND FAST FORWARD IT TO THE PART WHEN THE ONE BITCH STARTS SCREAMING INTO A HAIRBRUSH OR SOMETHING AND THEN STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON HER BED.. THAT IS WHEN ALL THE MADNESS STARTS AND THESE TWO HOES START GOING AT EACH OTHER LIKE RABID DOGS. TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY ON THE MOVIE AND JUST CRANK ALL THAT BREAKCORE I MENTIONED ABOVE. .............................TRUST ME YOU WILL BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN BY YOURSELF THAT YOU MIGHT EVEN WANT TO START DOING THIS WEIRD KIND OF FREAK OUT VIBRATE AND DANCE IN YOUR CHAIR THING.. THAT'S SORT OF LIKE THAT `GRETZKY .. RETARD ARM MOVEMENT TRAGICALLY HIP DANCE...MEETS JASON FORESTS STAGE PRESENCE MEETS THAT SHIT THAT WENT DOWN IN BARAKKA WITH THE FUNNY HANDS SHAKING AND THE FEATHER CHICKEN DUDE.......AND YO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROVE ME WRONG ??? IF YOU GOT A HOT WIFE OR A GIRLFRIEND ... IF SHE IS IN BED AND ASLEEP YOU WILL BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN ACTING LIKE A RETARDED BLIND MONKEY IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU WILL SWEAR YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE IF SHE FOUND OUT ... LIKE A MAN IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THAT MUCH FUN BY HIMSELF. ..LIKE YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO MAKE HER HAPPY AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU ARE STANDING IN LINE AT IGA AND SHE IS MAKING JOKES ABOUT THE FOOD SHE BOUGHT AND YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT YOU WANT TO DIE... SO YEAH FULL ON BREAKCORE IS FOR GEEKS BUT TRUST ME THERE IS SOME AMAZING POTENTIAL FOR THIS ART FORM IT JUST NEEDS TO BE SOLD TO THE WORLD CORRECTLY... AT ONE POINT THIS CHICK COME AT THE OTHER ONE WITH A CHAINSAW, ELECTROCUTES HER IN THE TUB AND THEN ANOTHER GREAT ONE IS WHEN SHE FLY'S OUT OF THE BATHTUB WITH THE TOP PART OF A TOILET SEAT AND STRAIGHT UP BASHED THE CHICK OVER THE HEAD.... FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE.. I THINK THIS HAS SOME SHIT TO DO WITH JAM FILMS BUT WHATEVER... LET THE INSECURE FILM ASSHOLES TALK ABOUT THAT .. JUST LISTEN TO BREAKCORE AND WATCH THIS BITCH FREAK OUT ON THE BED..YOU WILL BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN YOU MIGHT QUIT YOUR JOB AND TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO FUCK OFF.......

OK THESE RANTS AND REVIEWS ARE GETTING TOO LONG .. SO FUCK THIS SHIT LETS JUST ROCK OK.. ARE YOU A IDM PERSON .. BREAKCORE ARTIST ... OR OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU ACTUALLY REALLY ORIGINAL LIKE GIRL TALK , KNIFEHANDCHOP OR THAT CRAZY CAN3ER GUY AND YOU CAN'T SLAP A LABEL ON YOUR SHIT???? ANYWAYS IF YOU ARE EVER DEPRESSED AND BUMMED OUT .. BUT YOU SORT OF WANT TO MAKE MUSIC ... BUT YOU ARE JUST SAD OR SOME SHIT ... THEN WATCH THE FUCKING END OF DEAD OR ALIVE : FINAL ... LET ME JUST BREAK IT DOWN .. THESE TWO LIVE ACTION ANIME LOOKING GUYS ARE GOING AT EACH OTHER AKIRA ~ ENERGY BLAST STYLE... THEN BOOM THEY BOTH DISAPPEARS AND THEN OUT OF A PILE OF DEBRIS IN THIS WAREHOUSE JUMPS A GIANT REAL LIVE CGI NEON GENESIS EVANGELION STYLE MECHA THING .. THAT'S MORE BIO-MECH GIGER THEN ANYTHING ELSE... THESE TWO GUYS HAVE THEIR HEADS STUCK ON THIS THING .. AND THEN BAMM THE THING SQUATS DOWN LIKE IT IS ABOUT TO TAKE A SHIT .. AND OUT OF ITS ASS THESE TWO ROCKETS BLAST IT THROUGH THE FLOOR MORTAL KOMBAT 3 SMOKE STYLE ... THEN AFTER THAT A GIANT PENIS COME OUT OF ITS HEAD AND THEN BANG .. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU SEE SOME GUY FUCKING ANOTHER GUY IN THE ASS..... THEN .. THAT'S THE END OF THE MOVIE.....

OK NOW EVERYTIME I HIT THE SPACEBAR TO MAKE SOME SPACE EVERY HIT OF THE KEY TAKES A FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF FOR DREAMWEAVER....SO I GUESS THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR A NEW WEBPAGE .. CLICK HERE TO GO TO FILMS 2 ... MORE WICKED ASS FUCKED UP MOVIES FROM THE LSD SOAKED UNDERGROUND META RAPPER