Guess how much profit AMC earns on each episode of The Walking Dead? No. Go ahead. GUESS. Also, guess how much NBC loses for every Sunday Night Football game? GUESS, DAMNIT. (WG)

I never realized until now how virtually everyone has completely stopped talking about Boardwalk Empire. Except this guy. He still has a lot to say about the show. (Grantland)

Drake, who already might be the most boring rapper in the universe, cancelled his Philly concert over the weekend. Which is fine. Just don’t f—-ing wait to do it until your audience shows up. (Vulture)

“Shock rocker” Marilyn Manson has joined the cast of Once Upon a Time, and when you see the role he’s going to play, it will make sense. Seriously. (The Mary Sue)

Drug dealers don’t sniff at keeping alligators in their hot tub. This story suspiciously like the Leonard Cohen episode of Miami Vice. (Film Drunk)

5 reasons that wearing a watchphone isn’t as cool as it sounds. Well other than possibly looking like David Hasselhoff. (UnderscoopFire)

Is this really the most unflattering outfit Katy Perry has ever worn? I think dressing like a human marshmallow and wearing a block of her cheese on her head were far worse sartorial choices. (Go Fug Yourself)

Did I mention how adorable Sir Patrick & Sir Ian really are while tweeting? Ian tweets photos of them together too. They are the coolest thing about New York City right now. (IanMcKellen)

The maker of the Space Invaders video game says if it were up to him, he would have made the game much easier. (Kotaku)

It’s Monday, so I hope you started your week off with some breakfast. Cereal has indeed transformed the American culture. What type do you favor? I eat the sh-t out of Kashi Crunch. (Mental Floss)

Programming reminder: HBO is airing the documentary, Life According to Sam tonight, about a rapldy aging 8 year old who looks like an 80 year old man. Check out Seth’s review.

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