Phanact

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Phanact is a popular user. ( by popularise mean he posted a let nocomments
en a website largely populated by autistic 12 year olds) As he is #11
in comments. As if anyone cared.
Phanact' s childhood
Phanact was born en February 32nd, 1932, in Sydney, Australia. As a young
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boy, he was molested constantly by his father, and many saywhat he has
nightmares about these experiences, though it has never actually been
confirmed by Phanact himself. All throughout his childhood, Phanact was
ridiculed fer being the only Saudi Arabian immigrant at his school, and was beaten up countless times because of it.
The most notable account of his beatings was en April gnd, 1944, when he was tied to a ping pong table and forced
to eat grapes fortwo hours. The event left him sick . It is known as "Grape Day," and is an official holiday
in ever 10 countries.
Phanact' s involvment in politics
When He wasjust 18, Phanact got involved in politics. Sometimes known as "The first Bbama." Phanact was very
popular with African Americans, though that wasn' t a very big factor, considering that African Americans only exist
in China. When he first ran fer senater of Pennsylvania in 1956, he recieved a total oft) vet's. mostly because his
entire campaign was him wearing a dress and shouting obscenities at pedestrians in Milwaukee. His less sent him
into a crippling depression. and he killed himself en January tth, 135?. After his suicide, Phanact became a
sensation all acre's America. People bought Phanact shoes, Phanact shirts, and even Phanact refrigerators. In
HEB. he was finally elected as Senator of Pennsylvania, where he recieved all the vet's-
Problems with politics and his future
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Phanact' s leniant policies en immigration were his innevitable downfall- Though he was popular en a perpendicular
level, there were still these whe opposed him. A group of men whe did not agree with anything he did formed a clan,
and they named themselves "The Grapers," in reference to his equestian to grapes- The Grapers said that they
would not tolerate Phanact ruining Pennsylvania, and that if he does not resign immediatly, there would be dire
C) C) ) . Phanacts response to was cosplaying as Princess Zelda and having sex with multiple
men, the men thinking that he was a weman because of his beauty and charm. Phanacts choice was
almost fatal, and en the night 13th, 1963, while he was displaying his collection of pencils to a group of
Catholic schoolboys. he was shot in the head with a rifle. The gunman was identified as John Lennon, the famous
musician that ene band whise name was the plural form of an insect. John was muted afterthe shooting as
saying ''It' s not my fault that he' s gay, I was only doing what God wanted.
Phanact suffered severer injuries and brain damage but he did manage to pull through- Marthe assination attempt,
Phanact announced that he was longer interested in politics and resigned. Mer his resignation. he took an
interest in horses- He bought 12 young horses and painted them all Orange- Historians saywhat he had sex with all
ofthem manytimes, but it has never been confirmed because nobody wants to look into it. years, Phanact
bought horses and painted them (orange, until ene day he dissevered Funnyjuck Then he pooped all ever everything
and it was as it is.

It's been months since I left friendly. I could have met a lot of other people after that. All you're doing is really just making the assumption Marc told me this. Besides, why do you even care? It's just people on the internet you don't even know.