They remind me of those pink ruffled feather Christian Louboutins Carrie Bradshaw wore on the episode of Sex And The City when Miranda went into labour. That was, like, 10 years ago, wasn’t it? What is my G thinking???

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in London last night at the Gambit after-party to support her BFF Cameron Diaz even though there are no pictures of them together. Interestingly enough however, there is a picture of Cam with Elle Macpherson -- two crazy heart bitches with crazy bodies. I’ve seen men run AWAY from Elle Macpherson she’s so, um, forward is probably the most diplomatic way of saying it. And you already know about Cam’s romantic style. So can you imagine if these two double-teamed? I wonder if G would bother discouraging it. Some battles you can’t win. Best to conserve energy, for when she comes home later having made a fool of herself once again. Cam, I mean. Obviously.

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