It’s going to be a very happy holidays for someone with at least three grand burning a hole in their pockets, which is fine, because they can trade their old, burned, sad little pockets for Danielle Radcliffe’s.

Specifically, the pockets stitched into the blue jeans he wore in Peter Shaffer’s Equus, currently being auctioned off on Ebay by Broadway Cares. In addition to receiving a pair of his pre-loved pantalones, the winner will get a VIP pair of seats to a performance, a backstage tour (points if you wear the item in question while meeting him, and ask him to autograph them for you; we won’t presume to say WHERE, although there really are only two obvious places for whoever actually bids on this thing), a cast-signed playbill, and for good high-culture measure, a tour of the Museum of Natural History’s “The Horse” exhibit.

And if Harry Potter’s dungarees aren’t your poison, there’s some other Broadway diva stuff for sale.