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10 2009

Some people are like chocolate bagelstoo sweet to befriendWhile others act like garlic bagelsbitter to the endThose jalapeño cheddar typesthink substance equals styleWhile yawn-inducing plain ol’ folksaren’t even worth your whileThat’s why the people I love mostachieve a noble balanceThey’re more fun than some slice of toastbut don’t brag on their talentsThey’re real and true like doughy ringssprung from the onion seedThey don’t try to be everythingbut they’re everything I need

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07 2009

hey Dudewhat’s shakinand why is there a Band-Aidon your neck?odd place for a Band-Aidif you ask meseein as i’venever needed one there beforedid Somebodywith a bread knifemistake your neck for a bagelor somethin?i’m just glad that bagelsdon’t haveJugular Veinsblood and onion don’t mix

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04 2009

Humpty Hump sang about biscuitsJunkyard Dog grabbed all them cakesJuvenile was crass(he just said dat ass)and Wreckx-n-Effect liked rump shakesSisqo was partial to dump trucksSir Mix-a-Lot needed backbut what you display girlis an onion bagelthose other guys’ rhymes are all wack

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02 2009

my mind is like an onionso many layers to peelmy body’s mostly waterso it shouldn’t really feelmy soul is just like flouralways something to sift throughbut my heart is like a bagelwith a hole in it for you