Samsung doesn't count: they could release anything and Samsung fanboys would buy it. A cranial implant that requires 13/14 staples to attach it to the skull would fly off the shelves.

There fixed it for you.

seriously, there are just s many (if not more) fandroids out there than fanboi's. To them the great god Samsung can do no wrong. If Samsung had retail stores, I'm sure they would become the same places of homage and worship as the Apple ones.