Friday, January 18, 2013

FAIRY-TALES FOR MY NIECE

I’ve
been thinking about fairy-tales a lot lately.
While shopping I noticed a selection of classic fairy-tales on sale, and
in the spur of the moment I grabbed a handful for my lovely niece. She’s only thirteen months old, but she
already loves books and I know she’s going to be a huge bookworm just like her
mom and me. After I bought it, though, I
started to wonder: is this really the kind of books a little girl should read?

Let’s
take a look at our main contenders, shall we?

Snow
White and the Seven Dwarfs.

A
young girl must flee to escape the life-threatening jealousy of her
step-mother. She moves into a house with
seven strange men, and whiles away her time cooking and cleaning for them (Of
course! What else could a woman possibly do with her free time?).

Excuse me while I clean up after these strangers. I'll feel better

She is also stupid enough to,
not only talk to strangers, but accept food from an obviously quite creepy old
lady. She chokes on a poisonous apple,
and it is the kiss of a prince that finally wakes her.

Kissed by a stranger. While unconscious

Sleeping
Beauty

Aurora
is cursed by a vengeful woman who was upset that she hadn’t been invited to a
party. Petty much? Years later Aurora wanders the castle and
comes across a spinning wheel. She cannot
help but prick her finger on the spindle (because, let’s face it – what woman
can possibly resist needlework?).

Oooh! A spinning wheel! Must. Touch. It

Aurora collapses,
remains lifeless for a number of years, and is ultimately woken by a prince’s
kiss. I see a disturbing recurring theme
here. Never mind romantic, in what
universe is it ever okay to kiss an unconscious woman?

Kissed by a stranger. While unconscious

Cinderella

Okay,
Cinderella is not that bad. She is
repressed and emotionally abused by her jealous evil stepmother (another
recurring theme seems to be suffering at the hands of jealous women), but she
doesn’t let it affect her personality. She
seems to remain happy and cheerful (why wouldn’t you, getting to do all the
cooking and cleaning all by yourself?), and ultimately wins the heart of a
prince. Whom she marries after one date dance.

Let me sing while I clean up after my evil step-family... it's so much fun

The
Little Mermaid

Granted,
Ariel is adventurous, brave and headstrong – but she disobeys her father every
chance she gets, and places her life in danger in order to collect shiny
objects. Then she goes and makes what is
possibly the worst deal in history, and trades the voice her prince fell in
love with for a pair of legs. She can
now be close to the prince she has fallen in love with because he’s pretty, but
she can’t communicate with him. She is
forced to watch him fall in love with the evil Ursula who now possesses her
voice. Why would she do this to
herself? It kind of reminds me of the girls on The Bachelor.

Hiding amidst the collection my father forbid me to have

Beauty
and the Beast

Granted,
Belle is quite a bad-ass as far as fairy-tale princesses go. She is loyal, honest, trustworthy, smart and
brave. But then she goes and ruins it
all by developing Stockholm Syndrome.

Excuse me while I stare lovingly into the eyes of my captor

And this
is just the watered down versions we have come to know - Don’t even get me
started on the disturbing original versions of fairy-tales!

Snow
White

In the original 1812 Grimm version, the evil Queen who
wants to eat Snow White’s liver and lungs for dinner (literally) is her biological
mother, not her stepmother. Nice. When the prince finds Snow White after she has
collapsed from eating the poisonous apple she is for all intents and purposes,
quite dead. The
apple is dislodged from Snow White’s throat when she is jostled by the prince’s
horse as he carries her back to his castle – what the prince wanted to do with
a dead girl’s body I will leave to your imagination. When the Queen shows up at
Snow White’s wedding (heavens please tell me she's not marrying the necrophiliac!),
she’s forced to step into iron shoes that had been cooking in the fire, and dance until she falls down dead.

Sleeping
Beauty

In Giambattista Basile’s Sun, Moon, and Talia, one of the earliest
versions of this story (published in 1634), the princess gets a sliver of flax
stuck under her fingernail and falls down, apparently dead. Her father, who cannot face the idea of
losing her, lays her body on a bed in one of his estates where a king hunting
in the woods finds her. Since he cannot
wake her up, he rapes her while she’s unconscious(!) and then goes on his merry
way. A few months later, still unconscious, she gives birth to two children. One of them accidentally sucks the splinter
out of her finger and she wakes up. Imagine waking up, finding yourself violated,
now the mother of two children – the products of rape. The “fun” does not end here - The king who
raped her is already married, but he burns his wife alive so that he can be
with Talia – but not before the discarded wife tries to kill and eat their babies. Yes, you read that right.

Cinderella:

In the Grimm version the stepsisters cut off parts of
their feet in order to fit into the glass slippers, hoping to fool the prince,
but he is alerted to the trickery by two pigeons who
peck out the step sisters' eyes (did the blood pooling in the shoes not
give them away?).

The
little mermaid

in Hans Christian Andersen’s very first
version the little mermaid trades
tongue for legs, and part of the deal is that every step she takes will be agony.
Hoping to win the prince’s heart she
dances for him, even though it means excruciating pain. Despite her best
efforts, she sees the prince marry someone else and
she despairs. Her sisters bring her a knife with which to kill the prince,
figuring his blood falling on her feet will turn her into a mermaid again. She can’t bring herself to go through with it,
dies and turns into sea foam. Andersen later
modified the ending slightly, having her become a “daughter of the air”
waiting to go to heaven – after she has performed good deeds for 300 years.

The
version of Beauty and the Beast which we have come to know today does not differ much from the original. Instead, let’s take a look at the original
Red Riding Hood – much more interesting.

Red
Riding Hood

In Charles Perrault’s 1697 version, there is no
intrepid huntsman to save the day. Little
Red Riding Hood simply strips naked(!), gets in bed, and is eaten up by the big
bad wolf. The sexual undertones are not
lost on us; after all, the contemporary French idiom for a girl having lost her
virginity is elle avoit vû le loup — she has seen the wolf.

But I
digress. My point is, am I making too
much of this? Am I overthinking it? Because while these are clearly not the best
role-models for girls, I myself read these fairy-tales as a little girl (not the original versions, obviously), and I don’t
think it made any lasting negative impressions on me. I don't know... but we've got a few more years to think about it.