The picture you see on the front of this flyer is L. Ron Hubbard, the
founder of Scientology*, giving spiritual counseling to a tomato plant.
The process is called "auditing" in which he regresses the tomato
plant back to its past lives. By doing this he claimed the tomato plants
grew better and yielded more fruit.

FREIGHT LOCOMOTIVES ON VENUS

L. Ron Hubbard claimed that through this process called "auditing",
people could regain supernatural abilities. He himself claimed to have
such abilities. He once boasted that he had transported himself to the
planet Venus -- where he was nearly run over by a freight locomotive.
You don't believe anyone would say such a stupid thing? Well if you have
a connection to the internet and your PC has a soundcard then you can
download the free RealPlayer from
http://www.real.com and then hear him saying it using the following link:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Venusloc.ram

ESKIMOS ON JUPITER

L. Ron Hubbard described Scientology as the science of "knowing how to
know". The idea is that "auditing" can raise your abilities
to the point where you "know" something directly rather than
having to discover it or learn it. He spoke authoritatively about life in
the solar system. He claimed that Jupiter was inhabited by people who looked
like Eskimos. You can hear him say it at:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Jupiter.ram

DC-8 SPACE PLANES, 75 MILLION YEARS AGO

L. Ron Hubbard, in his secret teachings, claimed that 75 million years
ago, an evil galactic ruler named Xenu cured overpopulation in this part
of the galaxy by calling trillions of people in for income tax
inspections where they were instead paralysed by injections of alcohol
and glycol. They were then supposedly frozen and stacked onto space
planes that were the exact copies of DC-8s and then flown across space
to Earth.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/DC8s.ram

WE ARE INFESTED BY DEAD SPACE-ALIENS

The above story doesn't end there. After the aliens were flown to Earth
they were supposedly stacked around volcanoes and then nuked. Their
souls were then caught in electronic beams and they were packed into
boxes and taken to see 3D special motion pictures that lasted several
days. He claimed that the first two days of these 3D motion pictures
were of a helicopter crashing
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Helicopt.ram.

After these souls of dead space aliens had seen these motion pictures
they supposedly clustered together and now inhabit our bodies as
"body thetans". People in Scientology pay about $50,000 to
find this out and then they pay further tens of thousands of dollars
to have these "body thetans" exorcised.

They hope that they will receive special powers like L. Ron Hubbard and
will maybe fly to Venus like he did. Hubbard described how he would talk
to these body thetans to make them go away. He would tell them about
"Incident 1" which was a time 4 quadrillion years ago when these
souls were startled by having a cherub rush towards them and blow a trumpet
and a chariot charging at them before blackness was dumped on them. Once
they are told this he described how these body thetans would wake up and
zoom away.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/BTs.ram

EARTH AS A PRISON PLANET

L. Ron Hubbard claimed we are kept here on Earth by aliens that live on
Mars and Venus. When we die we supposedly automatically report to a Mars
or Venus "between-lives area" where we are hypnotised and told
to return to Earth. Then we are frozen into ice-cubes and transported to
Earth where we are dumped into the sea. He claimed that Earth has been used
as a dumping ground for souls from the nearby galaxy as well.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Dumping.ram

NOT SMOKING ENOUGH CAUSES LUNG CANCER

L. Ron Hubbard not only taught his followers his religion. He taught
them how to live healthier lives as well. His recommended protection
against getting lung cancer was to smoke more cigarettes. He said that
the nicotine in cigarettes would turn into nicotinic acid, a component
of Vitamin B, which would drive out radiation from the body, including
forms of cancer. He recommended smoking cigarettes as a way for people
to recover their health in the event of nuclear war.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Smoking.ram

$360,000 - THE PRICE OF SPIRITUAL FREEDOM

Scientology courses and "auditing" is extremely expensive. To
do the full range of courses and all the "auditing" required
to reach the highest level in Scientology could cost something like
$360,000. That is roughly £250,000. They call it the "Bridge to
Total Freedom." Scientology counts among its members even stars such
as John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman but you
would have to ask yourself this: Who is more insane? L. Ron Hubbard, for
inventing Scientology, or the people who pay this sort of money for it?

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document is not connected with that organisation in any way.

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