Sunday, July 4, 2010

Bull's Performance

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. A couple weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won’t look at the cows. His friend suggests a veterinarian should have a look at the bull. The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks delighted, “The bull has not only taken care of all my cows, but also broke through the fence, and even serviced all my neighbor’s cows!” “Wow!” exclaims his friend, “What did the vet do to that bull?” The farmer replies, ”Just gave him some pills.” “What kind of pills?” asks his friend. “I don’t know, but they kinda taste like peppermint.”