Taylor Swift’s Testimony Proves That She Will Take You to Shade Court and You Will Lose

Yesterday marked day four of Taylor Swift’s sexual assault trial against David Mueller, and the pop star took to the stand to give her testimony. In case you were unaware, let us catch you up: At a meet-and-greet for Swift’s Red Tour in 2013, Swift accused Mueller of reaching under her skirt and grabbing her ass. After Mueller lost his job, he blamed Swift and insists that she damaged his reputation by wrongfully accusing him. He then filed a lawsuit alleging that Swift, her mother Andrea Swift, and her promotions director, Frank Bell, pressured his employers to fire him. He’s seeking $3 million in damages. Swift counter-sued for only $1–This isn’t about money for Swift. She’s hoping to “serve as an example to other women who may resist publicly reliving similar outrageous and humiliating acts.”

This is the photo that serves as the primary source of evidence for this case:

Clearly Mueller’s attorney didn’t do his research, because if he had, he would have known that Taylor is the queen of shade–Hasn’t he listened to any of her albums? Didn’t he watch her release her entire discography to Spotify that day that Katy Perry’s album dropped? In all seriousness, Taylor Swift’s testimony shows that she is not dealing with any nonsense. As if her decision to sue for literally a single dollar does not prove that she is there to set an example for women, her no bullsh-t approach to the trial thus far has been example enough.

#TBT to when Taylor Swift invited T.I. to perform at her concert, but T.I. was worried that performing with America’s sweetheart would ruin his image.