The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me, for you.

- What I create will be just for you.- It'll be done this year. No guarantees when, it will be a total surprise!- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!- I reserve the right to do something extremely mediocre, particularly if it gets to most of the way through December before anyone reminds me I put this post up, as I have the world's worst memory for anything.

This should be fun, if only because I'm the least artistic person in London if not the world.