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Friday, May 05, 2017

"Alexa, open Arsenal."

We've become the first Premier League club to launch an Amazon Alexa skill that allows fans to stream live matches.DescriptionGet the most out of every match day with Arsenal FC’s official skill. With full support for pre-match build-up, live commentary and post-match analysis you can keep up to date with all the action. To get started, simply say "Alexa, open Arsenal."Options include: Pre Match:“Alexa, ask Arsenal for the match preview.” - receive an overview of the upcoming match.“Alexa, ask Arsenal who’s injured?” - find out who is injured.“Alexa, ask Arsenal for the team lineup.” - available approximately one hour before kick-off.“Alexa, ask Arsenal for the pre-match build up.” - listen to the official pre-match commentary, available around 30 minutes before kick-off.During Match:“Alexa, ask Arsenal for the live commentary.” - listen to the official match commentary, available during a game.“Alexa, ask Arsenal for the match summary.” - find out the score, bookings, injuries and substitutions.“Alexa, ask Arsenal for the score.” - learn how we’re getting on in-play.Post Match:“Alexa, ask Arsenal for the post match analysis.” - listen to the official post-match commentary, available for around 30 minutes after the final whistle. “Alexa, ask Arsenal for the match report.” - hear the official Arsenal opinion of the game.
Surely Wenger's job must be safe now for next season.