Most sandwiches are playfully named for real people, although several monikers are the result of his gift for inventing the truth. But the best parts of the menu are the parenthetical clues that hint at the thought process (read: inside joke) behind the naming process. For example, "The Nameless Club" ("Two hours after eating you call us names"), "Mother's Ruin" ("Three sausages and a spot of gin"), "Father's Defeat" ("Three mothers and a lot of gin"), "The Judy, Judy, Judy!!!" ("Is it true your name is Alice?"), and "The Noche d'Amour" ("At my age, Noche de Amour should be a day of rest"). 2 E. Diamond AvenueGaithersburg, Maryland 20877Phone: (301) 948-5548