1. A person's less dominant foot which comes to light in sporting activities such as soccer where a right footed player takes a shot with his left foot and misses wildly

2. A gathering place for cyclists who have lacked adequate male attention in their formative years and subsequently strive for male acceptance by making feeble jokes jokes about anal sex and homosexual experiences

1. Beckham hit the ball with his chocolate foot and it ended up in the carpark

2. I was going to make a post on Chocolatefoot about the crack in my Demo frame but the latent homosexual behaviour on there is more than Elton John could cope with