There's miles and miles of strip mall smiles
Waiting to check you out
And all the conversations
Not so subtle invitations
But isn't that what this is all about

Oops...there's a hole in the shrink wrap
You didn't notice that
Lucky you, they'll take it back
The warranty is in the sack
Besides there's always something more
Something better...a bigger store
To go... [Chorus][Repeat]

Try me on
Take me home
The tags are on
It's still a loan
The warranty is in the sack
You can always take me back