“Ass Man” 100% Won Indiana University’s Little 500 [VIDEO + PHOTOS]

The whole week revolves around an actual bike race called the “Little 500,” that probably only about 10 percent of the student population goes to. The week is really about partying as hard as you can from 10 AM Monday morning until Sunday afternoon, when you decide you should probably take at least a week off from ever drinking again…

Every student at IU is partying, but the yellow jersey should absolutely be awarded to some guy known on campus as “Ass Man.” We don’t know where or why he’s earned the moniker but homeboy absolutely knows how to do a slip ‘n’ slide.

When hundereds of people are chanting your name, you know you’ve made it. Keep on doing you, Ass Man. Keep on doing you.

This happened at an IU party called “Trail of Beers,” which is actually a d*mn good name for a party. Sure, it references historical ethnic cleansing and physical relocation of our nation’s original inhabitants but I think the title is quite catchy. College parties have really never been PC.

Let’s see some more scenes from one of the craziest college weeks ever…the legendary, the always amazing Little 500.