Funny Caption Contest: Donald Sterling’s Girlfriend Edition

While V. Stiviano disputes her relationship with embattled Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling, the fact of the matter is that he publicly stated that he loves her and wanted to be in seen in her company. Once the scandal broke regarding Sterling’s inappropriate comments on race, V. Stiviano began to don this strange looking visor disguise that either looks like something from a welding shop or a Roger Corman budgeted low rent sci fi movie. So have at it Wizbang Pop fans. Write your most outrageous and funny captions for the strangest disguise this side of witness protection.