Friday, July 14, 2006

Today is Bastille Day, also known as the French Fourth of July (for all the US-centrics). July 14th is not just the day that the French Revolution began, it is also the 10th anniversary of Stargate SG-1, the longest running sci-fi series in television history. And while few Americans actually celebrate Bastille Day, I had some consumerist thoughts on taking advantage of yet another retailer opportunity.

The Home Store: "It's a Bas-STEAL of a Deal!"

Lance Bass: Bastille Day Album " A Very Lance BASStille Day"

Les Miserables: "Still Miserables and Free After All These Years"

V is for Vendetta: Movie re-release in theaters "V is for Very loosely based on the French Revolution"

About Me

On the evolutionary scale, I am quite advanced from the skull down: little to no hair on arms and legs, fantastically long toes, and virtually indestructible exoskeleton. However, my skull retains it's australopithecine sagittal crest. I have worn my molars down from years of grinding on mammoth bones. My keen wolf-like sense of smell can lead me to food within a 10 mile radius.