Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Treatment for a lacerated scrotum is no big deal. You just put a couple of shots of novacaine down there and then stitch it up! I usually follow up the treatment with a tetanus shot which I had to get a few days ago after slicing my hand open on a mini blind I was working on. Here is a good piece of advice. If a slat breaks in your mini blind don't try to fix it. Just throw it away. After the ER trip, stitches, and tetanus shot I now own a four hundred dollar mini blind. All because I thought I could fix it with a steak knife. Bad idea. Especially since a new one only costs around four dollars.

Is anyone else bothered by movies where the bad guy is chasing a young woman, invariably wearing high heels, and she just falls? Why doesn't she ever grab him with one hand, hit her wrist downwards with the other, and ask him if he wants those back?