Laurie Strode was a pill. At least PJ got to snap gum and flirt with a psychopath before her demise.

3. PAUL LYNDE LEARNED TO BE PAUL LYNDE AT NORTHWESTERN U.

Yeah, we know him from Bewitched, but as long as Bye Bye Birdie is still a real thing, I get to call Paul Lynde a movie star. Plus, this pic at Northwestern was too sweet to pass up. He graduated with Patricia Neal and Cloris Leachman, mortals.