"The British [duh] courts have found that the developments at Dale Farm are in breach of [duh] planning law and [duh] Basildon District Council is within [duh] its rights to evict travellers from the site."

As the pictures of Col Gaddafi's son, arms outstretched as green flags flutter in the darkness behind him, play and replay across the television news networks, the actual truth of his [duh] detention, or [duh, duh] otherwise, remains [duh, duh, duh] unknown.