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Monday, February 11, 2013

"Invasion of the Body Snatchers" director Don Siegel and blacklisted
Hollywood scenarist Albert Maltz appropriated an unproduced Budd Boetticher
script and turned it into a lively little western shoot'em up
called "Two Mules for Sister Sara." Earlier, Eastwood and Siegel had
collaborated as star and director on "Coogan's Bluff," and this Universal Studios film release,
set against the French Revolution in Mexico, marked their second collaboration.
Later, the two would make the iconic "Dirty Harry" and conclude their work together on the Paramount Pictures' release of "Escape from Alcatraz." "Two Mules for Sister Sara" (*** out of ****) isn't their best outing together, but it has several wonderful scenes. Wearing a stylist leather hat, Clint appears as tough and unshaven as he did in his Sergio Leone Spaghetti oaters. Now, however, he plays a
swift-shooting, soldier-of-fortune named Hogan. This blood-splattered
but amusing western comedy/drama teams Eastwood's gimlet-eyed
adventurer up with an impious Catholic nun, Sister Sara (Shirley
MacLaine of "Sweet Charity"), in Mexico during the late 1860s when the
Mexicans were ridding themselves of the yoke of French oppression. In the
original Boetticher script, the setting was the Mexican Revolution
rather than the French Revolution, Boetticher's nun character was
entirely different. Incidentally, sources say Boetticher hated the "Two Mules." Indeed, "Two Mules" contains a surprise ending, and the constant
bickering between Hogan and Sara makes for many hilarious moments.
Eastwood and MacLaine are charismatic throughout. The film is visually
splendid to gaze at thanks to Oscar nominee Gabriel Figueroa's
gorgeous cinematography. Consider the way he skewers his set-ups sometimes for a
cool effect. The encounter with the Indians boasts some interesting
camera angles, especially when Clint topples from the saddle.

"Two Mules for Sister Sara" unfolds with Hogan (Clint Eastwood of "Hang'em High") is riding one horse and leading another
loaded with supplies though the dangerous Mexican wilderness. The leisurely title sequence features a variety of critters starting with a hoot owl, followed by a fish gliding through a stream, a cougar poised and panting on a rock ledge, a snake slithering across the sand, and concludes with Hogan's horse crushing a tarantula under its shod horn. Our protagonist
is minding his own business when he stumbles accidentally onto three drunken guys and a naked woman
in the middle of nowhere. The gunmen offer to share the lady, but then treacherously try to kill our hero over her. Hogan guns two of them down with relative ease, while the third seizes the woman
and uses her as a shield. Hogan ignites a stick of TNT and slings it
at them. The third man fires at Hogan and flees in desperation to avoid getting blown to bites. Hogan drops him with
three shots in the back. He descends the slope, snuffs out the burning fuse on the stick of dynamite, and suggests that the naked lady put on her clothes unless she wants to be sunburnt to hell and gone. Afterward, Hogan discovers the naked lady is in reality a
Catholic nun! He helps her bury them and then blows his cool when he
sees Sara sprinkling his canteen on their graves. He snatches his
canteen and suggests that she bless them without water since they are
in the middle of an arid region. Things turn even weirder when a column
of French cavalry show up and Sara goes berserk. She cannot let the
French capture her, she explains rapidly to Hogan, because she is
working in league with the revolutionaries. Hogan unearths the dead
killers and sends them off at a gallop on the backs of their ponies for
the French to pursue. Hogan and Sara slip away.

Hogan has come to Mexico to help destroy a French prison on Bastille
Day, and he winds up escorting Sara to the prison town. Before he
reaches the prison, Hogan gets really drunk after the Yaquis shoot an
arrow into his shoulder. Sister Sara uses the reflection off her cross
to drive the superstitious Indians away. The scene where she has to
remove the arrow from Hogan's shoulder is pretty gritty stuff. Hogan
gets himself lickered up to tolerate the pain while Sara digs around
the shaft of the arrow and carves a groove in it so he can put
gunpowder on it, fire it up, and push it out the back of his shoulder.
This scene can be rough on the squeamish. Anyway, since he is tanked
enough up to withstand the pain of the arrow removal, Hogan has a
difficult time with a train that he is supposed to destroy. He cannot
climb the trestle to lash sticks of TNT to the pylons so he convinces
Sara--who has a fear of heights--to climb up it and attach the
explosives. It is ironic that a nun would hate to ascend and this plays
into the big revelation at fade-out. Here comes the train and Hogan
misses every shot until Sara hauls off and decks him. He recovers and
nails one stick of dynamite and the entire structure collapses under
the train.

The big finale finds Hogan and Sara along with some revolutionaries
staging an attack on a French fortress. Siegel turns this scene into a
massive combat sequence with Hogan demonstrating that he is an
excellent shot with either hand. There are a couple of bloody shots in
this battle sequence. A guy gets a machete in the head is an example. As usual, Clint is a cool as a cucumber. The big
surprise--which I won't reveal--concerns the way that Hogan's
relationship with Sara concludes. "Two Mules for Sister Sara" is part
shoot'em western and part romance and together a very amusing adventure
opus.