Pregnant girl fight at McDonald’s is what the Internet was made for

Are there any words so simultaneously exciting yet damning of society as “PREGNANT CHICK FIGHT IN MCDONALDS” as this YouTube clip is titled? You’ll watch it and feel bad about everything…now.

I’m not Dr. Spock but I’m pretty sure that “go to fast food restaurant and get in fight with two other women” is not prominently featured in his book of tips for parenting. But maybe it should be. The baby is learning a lot of important lessons. Mainly about how people will stomp on your hopes and dreams with no regard for anything but themselves. And the plentiful availability of french fries. Both are equally important, for sure.