Sorry I wasn't online boy, I went to the er last night because my feet ballooned up and looked like two little loaves of bread with toes. After being there for several hours they finally said I could go home and nothing was wrong, just elevate my feet when it happens and I'll be fine. Than I proceeded to walk several miles around that area trying my best not to cry as I walked the darkened streets of new york for several hours, unattended, in my pajamas. I go hit on cat called twice by two men I walked by and I was smart about it, I ran like hell and proceeded to walk in groups of people every time I got the chance. I sang songs to try and keep my spirits up as I went to dead end after dead end after dead end, traveling near familiar areas that weren't so familiar. But in the end I stopped for directs and asked or help at a gas station, I was pointed in the right direction and literally had to walk a few miles to find my way home. I was released at like .. maybe 4-5 in the morning only to get home at like 7 or or so ... I do not know my way around new york.

Good god, this must be confusing for you. It makes it seem like I'm more unstable than I really am. If you look at the dates on the comments I sent you you can see I wrote that first comment a long time ago. I was mad at you ... hell I was mad at everyone.
I'm sorry for taking out my frustration on you babe, I'm sorry.

For the last time you're NOT an a*****e Austen you just have a really bad temper, it's just something you have to work on. Your a pretty decent man but when your angry it's like you're a completely different person.

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take the punishment you dish out, which frequently involves rope and alchohol. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. Now you can get pins or t-shirts of your results here.