Hey all,
I haven't been on this site in over three months due to a certain embarrasment i feel.
AGES ago I agreed to send a book via snail mail to someone from this site and she was going to send me one in return!
I procrastenated for about two weeks in wich time this person sent me her book as promised....
Then a death in the family brought me to N.Z for a month or so.
Upon my return to Canada we closed on our first home and moved!
We then started renovations and are still working on that.
Amongst all this the books remain with me! And my poor friend is still out there waiting...
Here's the thing-I LOST THE ADDRESSED ENVELOPE in the move! And I DELETED THE EMAILS! So now I have three books that i want to send to this person with my apologies but I can't remember who it was to send her a request...if she still even wants me dumb book.
Are you out there? Who are you? Can anyone help me?
XOXXOOX
The Jerk with the books (playing around with this as my new user name).

You all are being really great...I didn't expect such nice comments Jan the trade was discussed in the chat room! And then we went into PM's but I deleted them by accident (still not really sure how I managed it) I'm a compu-tard. I hope whoever it is sees this thread. I was afraid she would have posted a thread by now about my bad behaviour but I guess not!
I wouldn't have blamed her tho.
Where are you girl!? I got some books for ya!

ALSO! Something else in my defense, the little dog you see in my profile pic was hit by a car and had her leg broken and her pelvis (in three places).
I forgot about that.
Thanks again for the kind words, I KNOW i'll find her here.

dhorsh over at Raverly posted this story and when I got up off the floor I had to pass it along.

"Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for my dogs, Cricket and Sugarfoot. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Did she think that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I said, “No, I don’t have a dog, but I am starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I’d lost 50 pounds before I woke up in the Commerce hospital with tubes coming out of every orifice in my body and intravenous tubes in both arms."

I went on with my story saying, “Purina Dog Chow is essentially a perfect diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. It’s nutritionally complete so I am going to try it again.”

I must mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now."

Horrified, the woman asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I said, “No, I stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt, and a car hit me.”
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!"