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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Tuesday tidbits...

Well Sir....I first heard this here joke over 40 years ago...but at that time, the two main folks in the Joke were a Navy Seabee and a Marine...and naturally, the Seabee got the After-Shave and the Marine didn't...

But...I like it this way as well.....

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. Asthey sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a wordwas spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it wouldturn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who hadClinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary willsmell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

"I am not available right now, but Thank You for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes. "**************************Aspire to inspire before you expire.**************************My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.*************************Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.***********************Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.***********************The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.*************************God made man before woman so he would have time to think of an answer for her first question.*************************I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.**************************Every morning is the dawn of a new error.**************************The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"_________________________

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up in the air, the windCatches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband,'You need a piece of tail.'

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'________________________________

American Medical Association researchers have made aremarkable discovery.

It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions maybenefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

Just thought you'd like to know._______________________________

A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas .A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIALLobster Tail and Beer

'Lord almighty' he says to himself, 'my three favorite things!!'----------------------------------

The new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest says, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'"

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

....have a GREAT Day!!!Life is short!Break the rules!Forgive quickly!Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..And never regret anything that made you smile.

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...a little NUDITY ahead...

When a man comes home from work after a really difficult day at the office, factory or jobsite, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves and an ice cold beer in her hand.

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....and finally...here be a little "Gun Porn" fer those of you (like "fits") who get a kick outta this stuff....sorta like this guy got a kick...

About Me

I'm just an old Vietnam era Disabled Veteran Seabee, (and an old "Diesel-Boat" Sub-Sailer ) who's just a killin time...till time kills me. After retiring from many years in Law Enforcement as a Detective Sergeant, I now spends most a m'time a cookin fer feller sportsmen(and m' Wife) & writin a cook'n column fer a Fish & Game Magazine. I Hunt & Fish and don't care much fer liberals or ACLUers. I live in a small northern NY town on Oneida Lake, and like it that way. I can be as cantankerous as a Grizzly Bear with a tooth ache, or as cuddly as a Teddy Bear...mostly the former...