Well, we also have the 'It might actually be December 23rd' prediction left. Fortunately, the universe requires an observer. Otherwise, gamma ray blasts would have probably knocked us out a long time ago.

I am thinking to myself .... Hmmm.... what would be the best way to celebrate
this close brush the world had with death and also cheer things up for christmas?
I knew it would have to be something real special. So from parts unknown, I give you
the uncomparable artistic stylings of the great Tonetta. :)

Dear Lincoln,
congratulations,you have sunk to a new low even by your sick standards.
I managed to endure about twenty seconds of the offending footage before violently
vomiting on our new kitten.Neither the kitten or myself will ever truly get over this
horrifying experience.
Thank you for the nightmares.
Jaxerback.

That was actually proof I found that garys six fingered san diego aliens do exist. Hes hiding his
hands so you can't see the sixth digit but gary will tell you its there.

If you can't expect the most depraved things out of lincoln then wheres the fun.
Glad you enjoyed it. After first coming across the thing today I have been spontaineously laughing
every time I think about it.

2 things... A. That was one of the greatest things I've seen in awhile. And B I now know your secret lincoln and no we don't want to hire you. You can hide your face but we know its you. P.s. you need to get some sun.

Wereparadox I wish I came up with something
That disturbingly funny. I would claim ownership if I
Did. :) Omg could you imagine hiring that
Guy secretly to host a black tie dinner. Holy
Shit the looks on peoples faces would have
Me laughing for a month.

why do you keep calling LADY GA GA =tonetta
anyway =6 fingered aliens are real ,not saying they are around ,but the came from a line of maya elders.
namely "lord pacal votan" -writer of the calender
wiki/ g mother (Yohl ik'nal)(mother- IX sak k'ku') (pacal votan) son (kinich janaab pacal)
they where 14 feet tall and had 24 fingers and toes = " 6 fingers (there noses start high on for-head)
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bible from torah - 1st chronicals "starts out the sons of noah" = no time to grunt or groan names of the lord.
after 12 talks about the gadites "mighty men" says david sent the mighty men to destroy the 2 warriors with 24
fingers/and toes =then to fight the loin like men from moab =another alien race also rev 4-7 like a lion/eagle/ox
and like a man (ac-kan)=24 fingers & toes
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antichrist - will come with 6 fingers -a square fore-head and a high nose -called mahdi