The 10 Things We Hope to See at the Seahawks Parade

We'll settle for seeing Marshawn dance.

For all you members of the 12th Man who didn’t have enough fun celebrating the Seahawks monster 43-8 Super Bowl victory last night (like maybe my neighbors, who set off 4th-of-July-size fireworks well into the night, which was cool, but after an hour, it’s like, really?) you’ll have one more chance to party with the team this Wednesday. Within minutes of the final gun last night (the metaphorical one in the game, not any of the ones that were going off in my neighborhood), the team had announced a parade that will kick off on Wednesday at 11am on Fourth Avenue, south of Denny Way, and continue to CenturyLink Field.

I’m kind of meh on parades (too many bad memories of small town Independence Day events where the biggest attraction was the Shriners and their tiny motorcycles), but this one has the potential to be pretty great, provided any of the following happens.

• San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh crashes the party to show off his new pair of khakis and his latest dance moves.