Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm in a blizzard? Sit by the fire and read Squigly's winter jokes! Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about Winter. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these winter jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?A. By icicle!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?A. The snowball.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A. A puddle!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?A. Chill-dren.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?A. Snowflakes!

Q. What's a good winter tip?A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?A. Cold cream!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?A. OWLgebra.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?A. A little shaken!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. What's white and goes up?A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?A. In a snow bank.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?A. A cold!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?A. Snow.

Q. How does a penguin build a house?A. Igloos it together!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?A. A frosted One!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?A. A meltdown!