If you could change something about your testicles/sack(if you have them) what would it be?

FDS

03-07-2007, 01:43 AM

thicker skin?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

kcxiv

03-07-2007, 01:43 AM

11:43 here!

FDS

03-07-2007, 02:07 AM

Random thread link

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12588

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

SPchief

03-07-2007, 02:08 AM

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12588

It's becoming very obvious who you are.

FDS

03-07-2007, 02:09 AM

blueberry

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Braincase

03-07-2007, 06:47 AM

thicker skin?

Parker Sucks

Side Impact Curtains?

stumppy

03-07-2007, 06:51 AM

Mine would be made out of steel. And they would lay around all day on their own personal pillow. Oh yea, 24/7 womb service.

FDS

03-08-2007, 02:05 AM

blueberry

Parker Sucks

MOD ABUSE!

SPchief

03-08-2007, 02:08 AM

cough Gochiefs cough

Guru

03-08-2007, 02:10 AM

cough Gochiefs cough
You want to trade with Gochiefs?

FDS

03-08-2007, 02:13 AM

cough Gochiefs cough

You named your testicles Gochiefs?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

boogblaster

03-08-2007, 07:45 AM

Only change needed is hangin from more females chin ....

Okie_Apparition

11-22-2011, 09:30 PM

THE STEEL MEN ARE COMING

Claremonster

11-22-2011, 09:32 PM

A Cheese Spreader.

FAX

11-22-2011, 09:43 PM

Hmmm.

I've never before seen this thread, but it reminds me of that famous short story, "The Man With The Florescent Nuts". Darn scary story, that was. I was scared of the dark for months.

FAX

BeaverEater

11-22-2011, 09:47 PM

It's becoming very obvious who you are.
And 4 1/2 years later, he's still the board's biggest dumbass.

RJ

11-22-2011, 10:00 PM

So this guy I work with had to have emergency surgery last wek due to a torqued testicle. As casey Stengel said, you could look it up. I can't imagine the pain he went through and is still dealing with. He missed a week of work, just came back today and he is walking like a penguin. Of course all the other guys at work have been very sympathetic to his plight and no one has given him any grief at all. For instance, I would never have taped this coaster from a local bar to his computer. Nah, we're much more considerate than that.

http://i43.tinypic.com/5wfmkn.png

dmahurin

11-22-2011, 10:06 PM

I wish my nuts dangled less. I've sat on them a few times. Not fun at all.

Claremonster

11-22-2011, 10:07 PM

Tomorrow, someone should not leave two walnuts on his desk, with one of them cracked open with a nutcracker, because that would be mean.

Buck

11-22-2011, 10:10 PM

Mine would slap against the ass of a chick a lot more often, if you know what I'm saying.

A guy I work with just had an ultrasound on his boys today. One of them is swollen up to the point it's bigger than a jumbo egg. Cracked my shit up when he told me. How could he wait so long that it's bigger than a jumbo egg before he got it checked out?

Trevo_410

11-22-2011, 10:51 PM

haha i went to school with that guy that just flipped the birdie to the camera

Trevo_410

11-22-2011, 10:52 PM

ahh fuck wrong thread

Holladay

11-23-2011, 01:43 PM

Nut joke

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

I like a chick to pull on my scrotum and by pull on my scrotum I mean dig in and lean back like she's water skiing.

The worse thing is when your sack gets pinched by your jeans/shorts.

bevischief

11-23-2011, 06:43 PM

I like a chick to pull on my scrotum and by pull on my scrotum I mean dig in and lean back like she's water skiing.

The worse thing is when your sack gets pinched by your jeans/shorts.

You are doing it wrong.

Holladay

11-23-2011, 08:15 PM

Ingrown hair = sucks. Or from the military marching in the heat stationed in AL during the summer = crotch rot.

bevischief

11-23-2011, 08:17 PM

Ingrown hair = sucks. Or from the military marching in the heat stationed in AL during the summer = crotch rot.

Are you female?

Holladay

11-23-2011, 08:18 PM

dont think a vag swings next to your thighs. unless you have elephant ears:)

Okie_Apparition

11-23-2011, 08:20 PM

Is that black cat in your avatar giving the first down signal

The Iron Chief

11-23-2011, 09:41 PM

If you could change something about your testicles/sack(if you have them) what would it be?

If at all possible I'd like to give up some of my sacks size/skin to add an inch on to my pole so I could pass the mark and become a true 12 inches.
If this happened I could probably survive thru the next 5 yr plan that appears to be beginning soon coming to a podium near you...but would my wife survive.. thats the question

Thig Lyfe

11-23-2011, 09:47 PM

I'd fill me sack with butterscotch pudding!

Sofa King

11-24-2011, 02:14 AM

I feel now is the time to talk about my balls.

They aren't perfect. The left has a freckle. Neither has produced offspring.

I guess that's a good thing for now.

FAX

11-24-2011, 02:42 AM

I just had a great business idea.

FAX

threebag02

11-24-2011, 06:10 AM

I'm talking white knuckle the motherfucker and try to rip it to my ankles.