Alaskan Wildlife Holocaust's jarring title sequence follows. Set to Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor", the 30 second lead-in depicts Palin killing upwards of one hundred animals, including wolves machine-gunned from helicopters and caged brown bears detonated with high explosives.

"How can you shoot baby wolves?" inquires a presumably concerned witness of the airborne slaughter at the conclusion of the opening credits.

"Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much," Palin says with a wink and a cluck of her tongue.

A spokesperson for the Discovery Company reported that Alaskan Wildlife Holocaust's debut generated more than 10,000 calls of complaint from viewers upset over several scenes ranging from segments that featured Palin setting landmines along migratory routes used by caribou to one in which she inserts a dead marmot's penis into its own mouth as, "A message to all the other son of a bitch marmots out there."

"The show had some really beautiful imagery of Alaska, but I could have done without all the killing," griped one viewer, "The part of the show with all the seals sunning themselves and frolicking on the beach, for instance. Was it really necessary to call in an artillery strike? They couldn't just film the seals and move along?"