Monday, June 26, 2006

On Monday, I Slept. (And Totally Dreamt Sweetly about Totally Awesome New Boy.)

On Tuesday, I got A Bikini Wax and A Pedicure. (In Total Honor of Totally Awesome New Boy.)

On Wednesday, I Worked a bit. (But, Totally, not much because I was Totally Daydreaming about Totally Awesome New Boy.)

On Thursday, I ate Twizzlers and Watched Really Scary Movies (While Totally Cuddled Up with Totally Awesome New Boy.)

On Friday, I accidentally broke one of Totally Awesome New Boy's Favorite Scotch Glasses after he left for work and I decided to Do His Dishes, lending Further Proof that I Should Totally Be Kept Far Away From All One’s Barware. (And that Totally Awesome New Boy could Totally use A Dishwasher. Other than Me, of course.)