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A "dumb Southerner"? That sounds like it could be a Freudian slip by "Mr. High IQ Big City". Everyone else he refers as: "low IQ"....attach name here ________. But Trump gets more specific with Sessions. Just a little glimpse into the true psyche of the biggest opportunistic manipulator in our history. He only cares about what others can do for him, while secretly calling them "dumb" with the specific noun of "Southerner" (if he says it out loud then what are we to make of his non verbalized thoughts?) There's nothing new under the sun for those who know how this narcissist thinks, not just when he yells out his standard prepubescent putdowns or the phony "tough guy/smarter than everyone" shtick, but things like "dumb Southerner" in a weak moment of raw honesty. "I could commit murder and they (those who he considers "dumb") will still vote for me". Unspoken translation: "I got these dumb a$$e$ around my finger and can do anything I want". He will use anyone except Putin to further his highest priority.....HIM.

Whitaker is being sued and investigated on a $26 million fraud case. So, this crook and politically biased 'attorney' is going to be attorney general...hmmmm. Just another lame meathead who enjoy juicing up and power lifting. Macho man! He's giving all weight lifters a bad rep. Can his lips be any browner from kissing Trump's ass on TV?

I don't think cutting the investigation's budget will work. Muller will finish the investigation regardless of whether he gets a pay check. That's what good normal people do. When I worked for the VA Hospital and all the many many times the republicans shut down the government, we still showed up for work. That's what non sociopaths do, but Trump wouldn't know that. Lots of lawyers and investigators would work pro bono.

It just gets more nuts and more nuts. This guy is doing what Brett did. The was the only one in the whole Judicial system whose selling point was that he pretended that a President was above the law. And since Bush they've kept him around! And Trump needed him so the corrupt Republicans forced him in. And to keep the jobs they paid for in the Cabinet the deal is that they back Trump up no matter what he does illegally or immorally to our nation. This guy made noises because he like Brett, Mike Pence, Joe McCarthy too found his nitch and knew Trump was going to fire Jeff so he had layed the ground work for becoming a very important person. To him anyway. Like Brett, I've never heard of this guy in my life! And I'm in my sixties. This is how people are getting jobs now. Men mostly. They know Trump prefers men so they see an opportunity and figure a way to get Trump's attention. Trump would have never sought this guy out. He doesn't care about the government. He just cares about his addiction of making up rallies. No rallies to go to now so instead of Sarah handling the press conference, he does. Attention is what he's addicted to. Boy, did he goof up. But think about it. How close to Trump is that girl that she would have the guts to try to take that microphone away from that man!! What kind of relationship does she have with Trump that SHE is protecting him?? Who is she anyway?? Let me guess. Another intern???? Oh boy. What is Trump doing with an intern that she feels brave enough to do something like this in front of a room full of professionals? And why didn't Trump try to stop her? I remember another intern in Clinton administration. He was a womanizer too who had sex in the Oval Office. hummm Guess I have a dirty mind. I do know that he now takes staffers WE are paying for to go with him to rallies to cheer and clap for him. He's that insecure and that desperate to get attention he can't get any where else. And he's drinking again. He looks like he's got a headache. And all the while the grown ups are doing what a President should be doing while Trump does his own thing. This is beyond pathetic. And of course he'll never admit it because he killed his conscience long ago. And he still making up stats as he goes. They say he averages ten lies a day. He's like Sarah. . incapable of telling the truth. A minister's daughter. Evil. Pure evil and I don't take that word lightly. :( Songs

Did I get this straight?...Peter Strzok, Deputy Assistant Director of Counterespionage responds to a private text which is critical of trump. He in turn is grilled by republican congressmen for hours, accused of being biased and summarily FIRED despite two decades of exemplary service. Yet, Whitaker, who has openly criticized Mueller's investigation and has suggested cutting its funds is HIRED without so much as a hearing?

Trump in decompensation? He sure sounds like it. "the failure to generate effective psychological coping mechanisms in response to stress, resulting in personality disturbance or disintegration..." "Golly, how the truth will out" PS Should have used one with vanilla filling

+Carolyn Grinberg carolyn people are being stupefied, the failure of the young ,i.e millennial''s to stop asses and address the information they are spoon fed by the corrupt media barons,will eventually lead to a point of no return,America has a momentous responsibility to call time on the constant barrage of propaganda that will eventually lead to the type of relationships internally that can only lead to the death of a once great ideal,i am of course speaking of democracy as it should be,free thinking people ,making great decisions,for the advancement of human kind,i currently see a few hundred billionaires trying to coerce the people of the united states into total turmoil,the old adage divide and conquer comes to mind,right now it is a non stop barrage,and these billionaires have their soldiers waging war on all fronts,until the average person calls time on them the division and carnage will not stop.there call is hate thy neighbour,yell and scream and hit and kick them until they submit,to the will of the few to the detriment of the many.

+job lot I concede that point. People would rather commit "ad populum" than work their brains. I still maintain it is a typical human response to complexity to over-simplify - an outgrowth of the logical process of induction.

+Carolyn Grinberg Na it's americans,truthfully i dont fear russia china or any other enemy as much as i fear the complete lack of critical thinking in american society,if they can lie and cheat there own people no one else is safe,from your politicians i find there rhetoric,very disconcerting,both sides of your political landscape is mired in collusion,the billionaires in your country have way too much sway,the dems are particularly violent in their approach,bipartisan thought is not in their vocabulary

americans wouldn't know the truth if it were loaded into a howitzer and shot up your arses with prior knowledge,in fact americans are so dumb,they believe any thing their chosen shepherd says without so much as a sideways glance,to see if their being F%^%$ hilary a dem she is so honest,she wouldnt lie cheat and fraud,there is not one honest politician on gods green earth,you dimwit

Farewell to AG Jeff Sessions. I will gladly smoke a freshly rolled fatty in honor of your departure. Maybe now you can have the time to read a book about the benefits of marijuana? Former Speaker of the House John Boehner is waiting on your call.

...and man thinking he would rather hear his hemeroids had become cancer...Man who knows this is the collapsing point of history and Dick Nixon all over, again except Tricky Dick was allowed to keep going until his massive War Crimes had led to the death's of many millions of people... but Trump will be stopped....right, Suh?

Too many House members are pre-occupied with promoting their own conspiracy theories instead of investigating a real conspiracy by a foreign enemy working to defraud the United States. Unless the elected leaders provide consistent direction and resources to officials working to defend democracy, we will not stop Putin's assault.

He jokes, and Stephen is in a league of his own when it comes to skewering the political news right now, no question. But above, behind it and underneath it all, the overall 'joke' is not laughing matter. Trump is lining up his controllable ultra-loyal puppets in key positions, his henchmen in essence, each one extremely beholding and indebted to him. Meanwhile he's flooding the airwaves and social media with lie after lie, misguided comment after misguided comment, diverting attention away from anything and everything he doesn't want people thinking about, things that matter, things otherwise known as "real issues". He idolizes dictators, despises anyone who questions him too pointedly, and sets out to crush or ruin anyone who speaks out too loudly against him.

I wonder, who in history does this behavior remind you of? I can think of several, none of them an example of being anything good for America.

Don't get me wrong, I love the laughs, Stephen is invaluable no question. But it's getting harder and harder to laugh these days.