Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

The first thing that came to mind reading this was: owned. OP, YDI for stalking your co-worker. If you like him that much, just talk to him or ask him out. You just blew any chance you might have had...