Heaton: We get them all the time. I used to open all of them, then I realized that it maybe wasn’t the best idea. Now there’s always dicks in our DMs. I’ve never seen an impressive-enough dick pic [to the point] where I actually decided to pursue it. Either I’m disgusted, or I feel really bad for them.

Speaking of blonde musicians, this week Iggy Azalea sauntered her sexy caboose down the Nickelodeon red carpet only to be caught off-guard by a 10-year-old boy who wanted to talk about her boobs. Specifically, her new boob job. The Aussie rapper was gracious since he had a mic and the interview was live. (Way to ask the tough questions, kid. You’ve got a bright future as a journalist.)

Aside from Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose, which female celeb would you say has the best booty? Interestingly, neither of those bubble butt beauties made this list. Guess who was number one! We’ll give you a hint … she’s from the block.

Apparently, Diosa Canales suffered a tragic exotic-dancing accident. She burst a fake tit when she fell off the pole and landed on her boobs. Don’t worry, she had the fake breast replaced, and her new chest is healing just fine.

Here’s an analogy you rarely hear: dicks are just like computers. (Geeks are already nodding their heads.) But it’s true. Often, the software is more important than the hardware. It’s not the dick but what you can do with it. And we all know it’s super sexy when a woman enjoys the feelings of power that come from really knowing what to do with a dick. This week Bridget Phetasy explained why she likes to give blowjobs:

I enjoy every minute of his extended torture. I like to drag it out. Lick his inner thigh. Kiss his hip. Tickle his balls. Lick his shaft. Breathe on his head. Make him squirm. Plead. Writhe in agony until I finally take his entire penis in my mouth.

Picture it: you’re in bed with a beautiful woman, you’re both naked and thrusting. You hear the doorknob twist. You both freeze mid-fuck. She says, “Shit! It’s probably my husband.” You panic… the door opens… it is her husband… and he’s Mike Tyson! The heavyweight champion of the world! But here’s the kicker, you’re Brad Pitt. (This really happened!) Read all about it, along with many other TMI moments from the sex life of Mike Tyson.

Speaking of sexy surprises, Game of Thrones is back on this Sunday night. We have no idea WTF is happening here.