Did you know that the soup from the Cabbage Soup Diet is actually
quite tasty?
Not that I'm on that diet, of course. I just thought y'all should
know.

It gets even better if you cook some lean ground beef and add a lot
more tomato to it. And garlic. Until it actually resembles something
you'd eat voluntarily. Not that I'd know, or anything. (Looks upward,
whistles.)

I used a whole cabbage instead of a half, though, and hence more
water, doubtless contributing to the initial blandness.