The Dupa plan to rescue the post office & make the world a better place...Charge 4 cents for every e-mail & text sent.One penny would go to the NSA, and one to the FBI, to help cover the expense of reviewing your mail. For national security purposes, of course. You want security, right?A penny for the children. Because it's for the childrenAnd, of course, one penny to the Post Office, so they can keep delivering buggy whips.