Furiously Pissed

I am furious. My eyeliner was loaned to a friend, and she broke
it. I just bought that makeup for 20$ and now I am going to cut
her. She broke it and now I do not know if I should cry or
scream. I will kill. This is a threat. Cut me in the simplest
way, I will slit your throat with a sinple slash. Die mother
fucking BITCH.