Denise Richards Playboy Photos

I remember when I watched Wild Things for the first time I thought to myself “Hey, wouldn’t it be totally sweet if Denise Richards posed for Playboy?” But then she ended up having a three-way sex scene with Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell and I sort of forgot about the whole thing. But turns out that Denise Richards actually read my mind and has gone and posed for Playboy anyways. Unfortunately, the actual photos don’t live up to what every sex-crazed fan has been anticipating. She’s doesn’t have a bad body or anything, it’s just not as finely tuned as most people were probably expecting. That’s what happens when you wait six years to do what everybody wanted you to do six years ago. Wait, what? That sentence made no sense.