"Hit by a truck, 5 broken ribs, punctured lung, as the guy drives away! As I lay in the road minus 32 degrees I hear wolves in the dark forest I think to myself can this be the end. As I watch my whole life flash thru my mind I say to myself you better get a bigger truck if you think your going to kill me!"

So obviously Jeff is joking around again. But being hit by a truck is no fun at all. Get well soon Jeff!