Thieving gypsy baby thieves thieving babies have been in the news a lot lately, even when they didn’t really steal a baby. As a public service, we’ll provide these signs to let you know gypsies are stealing babies from you, in case you weren’t sure…

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I’ve been saying this for a long time now: Babies. That’s where it’s at. If you want to have a good time, hang out with a group of babies. Not only do that attract the chicks, but they know how to party.

This is a video of an extremely badass 3 year-old kid operating heavy construction machinery to the most badass "kid operating construction equipment" music ever created. Keep an eye out for what looks like a vampire woman filming …