Summary: An inebriated twenty-seven year old Hermione gets it into her head after a little too much spiked punch left over from a Valentine's Day Ball she helped chaperone at Hogwarts, that Professor Snape is in dire need of a valentine of his own. Does he now? A short holiday pwp.

Summary: Determined not to feel sorry for herself on a lonely Valentine’s Day, Hermione decides to indulge in a little reckless behaviour, catering to herself instead of others for once. So how did she get stuck ‘babysitting' Lucius Malfoy? One would think he enjoyed the tortures she made him endure, but when he takes his revenge, it’s sweet for both of them.