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diet

I love lattes. I love cheese. I love ice cream. I love melted cheese on ice cream. Well, maybe not, but I might, if I tried it. Sadly, that dream may be coming to an end. I am now starting a lactose-free diet — the first and only diet I have ever voluntarily been on (i.e. that wasn’t for a procedure). I don’t know what I’m going to do. “Soy milk and cookies” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. “Pepperoni cheese pizza….. but hold the cheese” sounds depressing, and slightly doofus-y.

Oh, tummy. The things I do to make you comfortable. I hope you remember this when I’m old and gray and really, really want cheesecake.