To Help You Feel Better . . . I'd fluff up your pillow, straighten your sheets Bring you some soup, or bake you some treats . . . I'd water your plants, turn on the TV Tidy your room or fix you some tea . . . I'd give you a backrub and tuck you in snug But, till I see you again . . . Here's a long-distance HUG! Hope That Helps

What Is Marriage? It's vacuuming carpets and hammering nails. It's saving a dollar by shopping at sales . . . It's balancing checkbooks and paying off bills it's cleaning the windows and mopping up spills. It's doing the laundry and matching up socks. It's a washer that dies when the car needs new shocks . . . It's two busy schedules, but one happy life, With each moment you share as husband and wife! Happy Anniversary

How Dogs Celebrate Easter 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. (You know...pretty much like every day!) Hope your Easter is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)

Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!

Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the background. Our trick-or-treater has lost his bag of treats. Maybe he left it behind the pumpkin... click on it. The treats might be over by the old tree behind the fence... click on it. Let's take a look by the haunted house... click on it. The bag of treats could be behind the tombstone... click on it. Happy Halloween