[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ Heh. As if the simple fact that something doesn't exist has ever slowed anyone here down very much ... :lol:
[quoteost_uid0]That one was just meant to sound like it was a very early Rd_-___ model [/quoteost_uid0]Okay. I was trying to make it follow the same pronuciation logic as for the droids' names, and wasn't coming up with anything obvious. [/colorost_uid0]

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Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind.

'Yes, but I think some people should be offended.'
-- John Cleese (on whether he thought some might be offended by Monty Python)

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're all very silly. But in a really entertaining way.[/colorost_uid0]

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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images.
Sergeant: You can? That's amazing!
Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'.
- Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!)

[quoteost_uid2="Katy Jane"][color=#000000ost_uid2]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. [/colorost_uid2][/quoteost_uid2]
[color=#000000ost_uid2]Indeed. [/colorost_uid2]

“There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs

[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. [/quoteost_uid0]
Indeed. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Gang up on me, why don't you. :O

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~Bachelor of Science Marijke

I'm not the devil, I just work for her.

What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix

"Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike

Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.

I did a BaW fiver this afternoon. 'Tis on my LJ if ya wanna see it. It's for I-Robot, which I saw last night, so it really didn't take much longer than 5 mins to write! Anyone want me to post it here too?

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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD
Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER.

If you haven't seen te film and don't want to know what happens look away...NOW :mrgreen: Actually, there is so little plot you could probably read it anyway :wink:

Five Minute I-Robot

Water: *Glug*
Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free!
Narrator: *To girl* We’re right at the start of the movie sweetheart. Exactly what are the chances of that particular scenario?

Spooner: Hot damn, I had that dream about the little girl again. No wonder I’m divorced.
Audience: Ehum *coughs* Were we not promised Will Smith naked in the first scene?
Spooner: Nothing a nice hot shower won’t fix though.
Will’s Butt: *Waves*
Audience: Muuuuuuuuch better!

Spooner: Why did you kill yourself?
Holo-Scientist: That is the right question.
Spooner: I know, dummy. You just told me to ask it.
Holo-Scientist: Indeed. I am here to help you find out what really happened to me. Ask me anything you need to know.
Spooner: What’s with that hair?
Holo-Scientist: I’m sorry, responses are limited.

Spooner: ‘Twas the b*stard robots. Arrr ‘twas.
Chief Cop: It’s “International Talk like a Pirate day” already?
Robot: Hi, how can I help you? Can I serve you in any way?
Spooner: SEE? EVIL!

Sonny: I am a good robot. I feel emotions and stuff.
Spooner: Feel this, robot scum.
Sonny: That hurt only on the inside. If I could cry, I would.
Spooner: Prove it.
Sonny: I can’t.
Spooner: SEE? EVIL!
Sonny: No, just no tear glands…or tears.

Attractive female scientist: I’m falling here…
Sonny: Yeah, we Robots don’t have the best track record for saving the girl.
Attractive female scientist: Well, I’d have thought the “Attractive” prefix would have helped my case. Remember the first law?
Sonny: They say beauty is in the eye of the beholde…
Spooner: SAVE HER MORON! Honestly, you give these robots ONE task…

Sonny: We did it. What now?
Spooner: Do I need to turf out my “Insert moral *here*” T-Shirt?

Narrator: THE END!
Spooner: WHAT? I didn’t even get to kiss the girl?
Narrator: No. Ha ha!
Spooner: Nuts.

Spooner eats sweet potato pie at ludicrous speed.

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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD
Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER.

“There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs

Heh. That's not half bad either. Of course, I've yet to actually see I, Robot, but 'll get round to it one of these years.

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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images.
Sergeant: You can? That's amazing!
Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'.
- Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!)

*On board the 5-Minute Voyager*
Zeke: Captain's Log, stardate 656449030259430953.1: We will be arriving at Madetheplaceuppa IV "soon".
Crew: Yay!
Nan: You keep believing him every time he says that O_o
Zeke: Hey! This time I mean it!
Nan: Pfft.
Zeke: I said --
Nan: And I said Pfft.
Zeke: Shouldn't Kira be doing this?
Me: Meh.

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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images.
Sergeant: You can? That's amazing!
Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'.
- Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!)