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Sttttuuuuuttttteeeerrrrrrrr....

A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he cant. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "Ive found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that its pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "Whats he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."

The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since hes had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.

There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didnt you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-u-c-k y-y-y-y-ou!