The Porsche fanatic was sitting on a bench having coffee with a friend, maybe getting some off-set practice for his web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, when he spotted a BMW driver preparing to park in front of his rare 1973 Porsche Carrera RSR.

Before he could pull a Superman, he heard the awful sound, saw the awful sight and had a freak out, Jalopnik reports via the New York Post.

Seinfeld confronted the BMW driver who instead of apologizing offered this bit of yada yada, “Well, I couldn’t see it.”

The Post reports the 1973 Porsche 911 RSR, of which only 49 were built, can go for more than $1 million at auction.

Seinfeld, of course, can afford it, not that there’s anything wrong with it, but re-restoring a car like that may not sit well with the obsessive compulsive neat freak.

Seinfeld admitted to refusing the woman’s contact info and instead going home and putting his head under the covers.