Dancing With the Stars – Second Elimination: Bye-bye, Buzz

I’m beginning to think the only things that can survive the nuclear holocaust are Twinkies, cockroaches and Kate Gosselin.

The “super bitch from hell” (again, Bruno’s words speaking for the rest of us, whee!) again scowled in the face of logic and again logic, well, logically flinched. So the fickle gods of “Dancing With the Stars,” be it out of fear or perhaps out of a greater sinister plan for all of us, instead pointed the big black finger at the next-worst celebrity dancer in line.

Yep. Bye-bye, Buzz Aldrin.

The living legend stood humble in defeat, focusing less on the exercises in slow motion that were his dance performances and more on his simply being there to show military and/or elder Americans that you, too, can cut a rug with so-so celebs and still keep your chin up because you gave it your all and, oh yeah, YOU WALKED ON THE FREAKIN’ MOON!

So fare thee well, Buzz. Any chance you could make one more moon trip and drop Kate off?