(We have a self checkout section. Sometimes one of the units won’t take money and will only accept cards. When it happens we put up a bright lime neon green sign stating that. A customer comes up to one of these units, then rips the sign off because it was blocking the slot to put his money in.)

Me: “Sir, the unit doesn’t take money.”

Customer: “Where does it say that?”

Me: “On the sign you just ripped down.”

Customer: “I didn’t read it.”

Me: “Clearly.”

(I have to take the cash and use the register at the podium because the customer has no other way of paying. I put the bright lime neon green sign back up and then put another over the main screen saying ‘Beep Boop Beep Beep Is Robot For “Does Not Take Cash.”’)