When their fearless, but narcoleptic leader, Baliekah Pearl nods off during a penultimate battle, Jemiyah Jones and her legion of Faries must race to find a sleep wizard who can awaken Beliekah before Nir is destroyed by killer moths. I kid, of course. Kooky title.

Someone once said great revolutions in thought come on doves feet. Is your muse avian? If not, give her a Tommy Burger with chile fries, six gallons of water, that aughtta kick start her. If not, put a nickel in her poison purse a pray for rain.

Mike I shit you not but a little bird just knocked itself silly flying into my balcony window. I watched it twitch for a few minutes unsure how to help. Finally tapped on glass. It hopped up and took flight. Muse back in business. Who says near death experiences have to be your own?

If a magician entertains everyone in his audience that isn’t a magician... and said magicians say the show sucked... did it REALLY suck? Or did the magicians’ overawareness of how the tricks are done cloud their ability to sit back and enjoy the show?

Watching the herring run on Cape Cod. Poor bastards have to fight the current, swim UP waterfalls, all while avoiding poaching seagulls. But the reward is sweet: when they make it to the top they get their spawn on like its nobody's business.

So I'm trying out the online dating thing right now and your description is pretty apt for that... (although, I can't complain, I've had it much less rough than many of the stories I hear of rejection and psychopaths).

Lol. Yeah. Life of a herring is MUCH easier than online dating. I always wanted to see a Match.com commercial with all the horror stories I've heard. "My first date tried to chloroform and make a skin suit out of me... it was love at first sight".

Wouldn't that be the best? An ACTUAL room you could enter where everything just flows onto the page? The words have never poored out as easily as they are right now for me. It's the the absolute tits =)

He wishes he was, but it's true. I got dragged to it but enjoyed it. There WERE a lot of cringe worthy moments but the bizarre love quadrangle worked for me, stirring up feelings of love lost. My heart took over for my mind for 2 hours. Maybe I'm just a sucker for love stories and need to stop avoiding them.