“I can’t believe we are having this ——- conversation again,” an aide to the DPM emoted in a tirade worthy of Malcolm Tucker in the television series The Thick of It. “The —— fact is he can’t ——- be everywhere, but I know you are going to go off and write that the DPM has ——- snubbed the Queen once a ——- gain.”

The Telegraph still runs with the headline: Nick Clegg ‘snubs’ the Queen for a fourth time.

This proves that the papers make up news and distort what really is happening for their own benefit. Instead of the fact Clegg just couldn’t make it they had to put in the word snub to make out it’s some kind of bad thing.