There’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop, the Twilight Zone — otherwise known as liberal utopia.

Despite the surreal freakishness of what we read in the news, we are not in utopia quite yet. We are asked to bestow treasured victim status upon a woman posing as a man due to the alleged refusal of thought criminals to embrace the concept of pregnant men:

Wyley Simpson, 28, was surprised to discover he [sic] was pregnant in February 2018 while transitioning to becoming a man.

This subjected her to the horrors of transsexual oppression. Whimpers Wyley,

“It’s not every day that someone sees a pregnant man walking down the road so we received a fair amount of abuse. … I would be told that I’ll never be a man, ‘men don’t carry babies’ and everyone called me ‘it.’”

More from the new mom who thinks she’s a dad:

“I don’t see myself as any less of a man because of what happened [i.e., giving birth to a baby], but I just do not identify in such a feminine way as to be pregnant — so it won’t be happening again.”

Maybe that’s for the best. The morbidly curious are invited to have a look at Wyley.