7 Dec 2017 19:07 - +35 Trainer: So what are your goals?
Me: To pet all the dogs.
Trainer: No your fitness goals.
Me: To be fast enough to pet all the dogs.

7 Dec 2017 16:28 - +22 That looks like a s o f t b o y e

7 Dec 2017 18:55 - +12 WTF is the ad for on the billboard?
*"Your one-stop shop for kitchen cabinets and alloy wheels"*?

7 Dec 2017 19:49 - +7 https://i.imgur.com/eGssQ9c.jpg

7 Dec 2017 20:46 - +6 My naym is doge
an wen I see
That hand com out
To scritch at me
I hav no fear
He seem jus grand
I hop on up
I lik the hand

7 Dec 2017 17:39 - +6 Worth it

7 Dec 2017 16:38 - +6 Awww, I miss my Aussie

7 Dec 2017 17:13 - +5 He is like a kid that just has to pet the dog... it is sweet.

7 Dec 2017 18:19 - +5 the creation of doggo

7 Dec 2017 18:24 - +4 Aww this is totaly me

7 Dec 2017 19:39 - +3 My parents had an old english sheep dog when I was born, one day when I was about 4 years old I was riding in the back seat with Cassy (the dog) on our way to my grandparents house when we stopped at a red light and an old biker pulled up next to us. Cassy just stuck his head out the window and the biker reached over and scratched his head until the light changed.
I don't remember much from when I was 4 but that memory has always stuck with me.

7 Dec 2017 19:22 - +3 Im glad im not the only one who will risk life a limb to pet a dog.

7 Dec 2017 19:03 - +3 Have Bernese.... so timid.. v v scared of strangers. This is like a magic moment for most of that breed!

7 Dec 2017 19:27 - +2 Honestly thought the hmmm was in relation to the GIANT ALLOY WHEEL on top of the apartment block. WTF

7 Dec 2017 20:06 - +2 me_irl

7 Dec 2017 21:15 - +1 Reach for your dreams

7 Dec 2017 21:51 - +1 I missed my exit on the interstate once because I was petting a dog from my motorcycle.

7 Dec 2017 21:25 - +1 so several years ago, I was driving south on I-5 just north of San Diego. Two of my buddies were with me and we had stopped at Taco Bell slightly before, and my buddy still had a plain Taco left over. There was an SUV with a dog sticking his head out the rear window, so I decided we had to give this dog a Taco. I pulled up next to them and my buddy reached out with the Taco and the dog grabbed it and took it. the driver and passenger didn't seem to have noticed as we passed.
I still wonder to this day what their reactions were when they heard crunching and looked back to discover their dog had acquired a Taco.

7 Dec 2017 20:30 - +1 Hai doggie!

7 Dec 2017 21:33 - +1 I’d do it too I think.

7 Dec 2017 20:54 - +1 There must be a beautiful girl beside the dog.

7 Dec 2017 21:48 - +1 What if he just gave up his dog for some reason and this was the last time he'll get to pet his dog. That be some cray shit yo

7 Dec 2017 19:25 - +1 What hmmm? This isn't confusing. Anyone can and should do this.