Clearance Items: Fast Food Crime Watch!

Man knifed in back , court told [EADT]SHOCKED shoppers saw a man plunge a knife into another man’s back in Bury St Edmunds’ town centre, a court has heard. Nicholas Reed was walking to McDonalds when he was approached by two men before one punched him in the face

Terror and death inside the KFC kidnap siege [Shanghai Daily News]Other witnesses recalled that the mother was crying. She had taken out her wallet and pleaded with the man to release her little girl. The man was yelling out that “I want to eat KFC,” witnesses said.

On the way to the fast food joint you get robbed/mugged/wounded/killed because only bad element eat such cheap food….bums..lowerclass…etc….

And if you actually make it to joint, and eat the stuff, you face artery disease, heart attack, obesity, and when you come out to go home, you face being mugged,carjacked, wounded/killed again….so whats the point of getting fast food….
and if you order out, you also might get robbed, killed…etc..

So do fast food crimes get tried in food court?
Sorry, sorry.. yes I know.
Also am I the only one that thinks that the KFC guy sounds like a total crackhead? I just remember watching supersize me and how he drew paralels between drugs and fast food.