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Re: Flashen ain't easy.

signman wrote:

I found a great way to flash these old ladies. I wrote this on another thread but in case anyone missed it here is how I did it. I took some shots of me naked in various states from flaccid to erect where I appeared to be sleeping. Then I went to some ladies I had met at 2 senior housing complexes, all of which were between 60 and 90. When I was with one of them at a time and we were talking about the most embarrassing things to ever happen to us, they always bring up something from many years ago. Then they would ask me about my most embarrassing moment. I tell them that I was fixing my mother in law's cellphone the other day and decided to look at the photos she had on it. I tell them I was very surprised and even shocked to find anything but photos of her grandchildren.

They always ask what I found. I said she must have taken photos of me while I was sleeping one day. They always ask what was so embarrassing. I tell them I copied the photos to my phone and tell them they photos are quite risqué and they always say they are fine with it. They want to see the pictures. I show them all the photos and their eyes get wide and they say it's been a long time since they have seen a naked man. Most of them have been widows for over 10 years and some for over 20 years.

They look and look again and they take their time always stopping at the last few photos of my erection, one with precum at the tip. Hey, they asked to see the pictures and they knew they were risqué. I've done this now for 4 of the old ladies, all of them between 67 and 88. They loved every second. They asked me if I deleted the photos from my MILs phone and I tell them I did and just told my MIL that I accidently may have deleted some things when I was fixing her phone. They all bought the whole story and have even asked me to see the photos again when I stopped back a month later.

Yeah ok we get it. Unless you want me dumping all over your threads don't dump all over mine .

Re: Flashen ain't easy.

treboRtreboR wrote:

aktitman wrote:

Flash2Educate wrote:

aktitman you are one incredible piece of work! I've read most of your stuff. A lot of your views and commentary about people I don't agree with and I think some of your anger and pissedoffedness is mostly self-fulfilled because of the poor views you hold on your fellow human beings. But I do appreciate your writing and experiences and look forward to seeing new posts from you. You're way hard core compared to most on here and you've clearly had vast amounts of experience with your flashing "operations". Keep the stories coming. I'm sure there are many like myself who appreciate you taking the time to keep us updated on your extraordinary life!

So you are saying that somehow I psychically will people to barge in on me when I'm in bathrooms? And I do so in such a manner that they will actually rip a door off its hinges to get at me.

Do you think I could channel this superpower in other ways? Like bending steel or making it rain in the desert?

No, that's not what he's saying: He doesn't think that more than they, you fulfill people's actions. He does think that more than they, you fulfill your anger. In short, there's a self-fulfilled correlation between people's actions and your anger but the two are not synonymous.

Speaking of anger just how IS your time out going for you? Apparently you haven't learned ANYTHING about your own anger issues.

Re: Flashen ain't easy.

The best stories and pics I ever read and saw on Dickflash was from Sir Lancelot, lol! He would go to Catholic girls schools and strip for them in small & large groups while making a pic of his dick in the pic of their reactions.. Always with 2 or more girls including at their house playing basketball on camera, watching him stroke it!
I copied the stories and had a few pics, but lost the pics in a crash of my old computer. That was a decade ago! He still has the stories on here. Wonder how he is doing these days?

I am a retired guy who likes oral 3somes (mfm) with older women! Having women come and help me shower for cash is fun! Getting your cock and balls soaped up hard & jerking while they watch! They are now driving me, since I sold my car, as their part time job!

Re: Flashen ain't easy.

aktitman wrote:

"talking about how stupid the average person is and how it annoys the crap out of them to have to deal with dumb-as-fuck morons day in/day out end up have many more experiences of their fellow human beings"

And then he publishes some novel on my thread that no one is ever gonna read. A reply which singles him out as quite possibly one of the dumbest posters we have. And THAT is really saying something.

Damn dude you are about as dumb as a stick aren't you? I wish there was a nice way to put it. One that would resonate with your Earth vibrations but the fact of the matter is your parents totally wasted their money on you degree whatever it was in.

Your comments are honestly to stupid for me to be replying to on a regular basis. If in the future you feel the need to comment on one of my threads just don't.

Re: Flashen ain't easy.

Flash2Educate wrote:

treboRtreboR wrote:

aktitman wrote:

Flash2Educate wrote:

aktitman you are one incredible piece of work! I've read most of your stuff. A lot of your views and commentary about people I don't agree with and I think some of your anger and pissedoffedness is mostly self-fulfilled because of the poor views you hold on your fellow human beings. But I do appreciate your writing and experiences and look forward to seeing new posts from you. You're way hard core compared to most on here and you've clearly had vast amounts of experience with your flashing "operations". Keep the stories coming. I'm sure there are many like myself who appreciate you taking the time to keep us updated on your extraordinary life!

So you are saying that somehow I psychically will people to barge in on me when I'm in bathrooms? And I do so in such a manner that they will actually rip a door off its hinges to get at me.

Do you think I could channel this superpower in other ways? Like bending steel or making it rain in the desert?

No, that's not what he's saying: He doesn't think that more than they, you fulfill people's actions. He does think that more than they, you fulfill your anger. In short, there's a self-fulfilled correlation between people's actions and your anger but the two are not synonymous.

That's partially what I'm saying Robert.

In essence, without getting all new-agey and mystical, we definitely attract the experiences we have based on what we hold onto as core beliefs. I've seen this proven again and again too many times to know it's not how things work.

Ever met someone who's frightened and worried about being bitten by bugs and insects? What do you notice about them? When there's a group of people at a barbecue or picnic they're the one person that gets bitten by the bee or the wasp. They're the one that's being attacked by mosquitoes just on dusk when no one else has even noticed there's mosquitoes in the air. They're the one that has a terrible skin reaction to coming into contact with insects and their negative experiences with insects just reinforce their fears and "validate" their concerns.

Ever met someone that talks a lot about car accidents and will go over all the gory details? They're often people that then experience car accidents either directly themselves or with friends and family. The trauma and tragedy of car accidents looms large in their thinking so they're ripe for being involved in someway with a car accident. Down at the deepest level they've taken on the "life's so fragile, we're all just so vulnerable" mantra and they're "living it out" so the involvement in some way with an accident is simply the conduit for realization of their fears.

Ever met someone that's always talking about being sick or fearful of catching the latest flu going around? What do you notice most about them? They're often sick! They're predisposed to sickness because they think sickly thoughts the whole time. And even when they take all the precautions and do all the things to protect themselves, they're still sicker than the average person!

Likewise people that spend a lot of time talking about how stupid the average person is and how it annoys the crap out of them to have to deal with dumb-as-fuck morons day in/day out end up have many more experiences of their fellow human beings as (you guessed it) moronic and stupid. If there's going to be someone mindless and ignorant doing mindless and ignorant stuff today, then they're most likely to cross paths with someone who's really annoyed by it (the modern phenomenon of road rage is built on this principle; the road rager is basically just "looking for" an opportunity to get all worked up and pissed off with someone during their drive to work and consequently often easily finds it).

This is not just some vague hypothesis, this stuff is just the way life works.

It's why losers are naturally attracted to other losers and feel more comfortable being involved in a shitty crappy existence than lifting themselves out of it to something better. And it's why successful "winners" tend to gravitate towards other successful winners too.

Life and life's experience start with a thought first that creates belief that then creates what we experience. Life doesn't just happen to us....we happen to it, but the world and society we currently occupy knows almost nothing of this stuff which is why most people are driven by a 24x7 news cycle of carnage and calamity and just barrel along unaware that they have the power to transform their experience through conscious awareness of what beliefs and "truths" they hold deep within their thinking.

I would like to report that I have successfully tackled every "belief" and "half truth or no-truth" that affects me and my success at life but alas I'm far from achieving that. But at least I know what's the driving principle behind much of what I experience that I'm not happy about (and it's pretty much not "out there", it's "inside" and needs to be dealt with there first).

Enough philosophy and psychology....normal programming will now resume.

I enjoyed your reply, Flash2Educate. Thank you.

Flash2Educate; wrote:

...we definitely attract the experiences we have based on what we hold onto as core beliefs...

Choice: We definitely attract experiences by correlated choices/exclusions as influenced by our core beliefs. For example, a women may attract abusive boyfriends by exclusion of non-abusive men as being "weak and not apt to be a good protector/provider".

Habit: We may favor familiar experiences that tend to substantiate a particular world view? A women may be habituated to abusive boyfriends whereas a non-abusive man represents an unknown. This would substantiate a view that boyfriends are inherently abusive.

Focus: We may be more impressed by intemperate experiences that are used to formulate our core beliefs. Aggressiveness may be impressive and weigh heavily in a woman's beliefs about men. Passivity may be largely forgotten and weigh negligibly in her beliefs about men.

Ichabod: Then there is always the _SPECIAL_ person who finds negativity and overlooks positivity in most everything - Such a person would invariably formulate exclusively negative world views, and usually react negatively.

Re: Flashen ain't easy.

treboRtreboR wrote:

Choice: We definitely attract experiences by correlated choices/exclusions as influenced by our core beliefs. For example, a women may attract abusive boyfriends by exclusion of non-abusive men as being "weak and not apt to be a good protector/provider".

Habit: We may favor familiar experiences that tend to substantiate a particular world view? A women may be habituated to abusive boyfriends whereas a non-abusive man represents an unknown. This would substantiate a view that boyfriends are inherently abusive.

Focus: We may be more impressed by intemperate experiences that are used to formulate our core beliefs. Aggressiveness may be impressive and weigh heavily in a woman's beliefs about men. Passivity may be largely forgotten and weigh negligibly in her beliefs about men.

Ichabod: Then there is always the _SPECIAL_ person who finds negativity and overlooks positivity in most everything - Such a person would invariably formulate exclusively negative world views, and usually react negatively.

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