All right, all the votes have been tallied, and we have our final eight.

The first round goes a lot faster under Daulerio's stewardship than it did under mine; seems like we went into April last year. Anyway, we're ready to start knocking these puppies out. Two old faves battling it out this happy Friday.

No. 7 Isiah ThomasWon 2007 SHOTY.Presided over the greatest possession in NBA history.Got fired, somehow.Earned $18 million for staying away from his team.Entered Deadspin Hall of Fame.Tried to kill himself with sleeping pills.Blamed it on his daughter.