[[Image:Whitepoodle.jpg|thumb|right|200px|You're new poodle.]]'''The fact that you don't want a [[poodle]]''' is truly irrelevant. You're getting a [[poodle]], whether you like it or not. I hope you learn to enjoy [[poodle]]s, because, just a few short minutes from now, you'll have one.

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[[Image:Whitepoodle.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Your new poodle.]]'''The fact that you don't want a [[poodle]]''' is truly irrelevant. You're getting a [[poodle]], whether you like it or not. I hope you learn to enjoy [[poodle]]s, because, just a few short minutes from now, you'll have one.

Enjoy your [[poodle]].

Enjoy your [[poodle]].

Latest revision as of 02:08, October 4, 2012

Your new poodle.

The fact that you don't want a poodle is truly irrelevant. You're getting a poodle, whether you like it or not. I hope you learn to enjoy poodles, because, just a few short minutes from now, you'll have one.

No. What I have for you is a poodle. She's a fine bitch. She has gastric dilatation volvulus, thyroid issues, epilepsy, sebaceous adenitis, and cancer. Unlike most dogs, which have double coats, she has a single layer of dense, mangy fur.