I woke up this morning w/a headache and I couldn't figure out why.Now I know it's because I was going to read this madness later.That is my own personal paradox ... how did the effect preclude the cause?

1. Pinocchio wasn't originally referring to his nose growing. 2. If the Crocodile decides to Eat the child, and the mother predicted the child would be eaten then the outcome is A PARADOX.If the Crocodile decides to Eat the child, and the Mother predicted the child would be RETURNED then the outcome is THE CHILD IS Eaten.If the Crocodile decides to Return the child, and the Mother predicted the child would be Returned then the outcome is THE CHILD IS RETURNED.If the Crocodile decides to Return the child, and the Mother predicted the child would be Eaten then the outcome is A PARADOX.Solution- The only hope the boy has is to Answer return.3. Let's worry about this when the time comes4. Notice that the YES and NO are on Buttons...you Dont have to say anything to answer the question honestly.5.The next statement is true The previous statement is false. A everlasting battle of he said she said...Don't waste your time on this one.