Worst South Park Episodes

August 2, 2015 - Though South Park is a great show, it's has its share of bad episodes, more so in seasons 7, 9, 12 & 15. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

1Stanley's Cup

How the hell did THIS episode not get number one on this list! A Million Little Fibers is bad and all, but this episode is probably the worst dead episode I've ever seen, and I only saw the ending! Lucky me to see one of the worst moments in cartoon history. And you know what's funny? Not what's supposed to be funny but what's actually funny. The ending could've worked. That's right, I said it. You want to know how? Simple. Have the hockey team (God knows I can't remember their name for the life of me) arrested for beating up the little kids and have their team win by default. That way the cancer patient wouldn't have DIED from a broken heart, the hockey team that won would've met a cathartic punishment at the hand of the law, and Stan's team wouldn't have gotten mercilessly beaten down for nothing. And, why the Hell did the hockey team get cheered on for not only taking advantage of the fact that they were playing against little kids to win the Cup, but also needlessly maim, beat down, and injure said TODDLERS in the process? I love South Park as much as the next guy, but this episode went way too far with its offensive humor.

regularshowman

Did they seriously have to kill off the kid with cancer at the end. Without the ending, this episode would still be boring and mediocre, but the ending just made the entire thing extremely unpleasant and mean-spirited. Writers, I actually don't want to see a pee-wee hockey team get beaten to a bloody pulp by a professional hockey team. I also don't want to see Stan's dad break down in tears because his dreams were crushed. And, surprisingly enough, I don't want to see an innocent kid die of cancer and his last words being, "No hope." The first time I saw this, I was literally in awe over how cruel and horrible it was. By far my least favorite episode.

SafetyPickle

Oh God! What were they THINKING with this one?! This felt like a one of those new SpongeBob episodes where a character gets tortured then a South Park episode. I mean, seeing little kids getting beat is not funny! Seeing a little kid die of cancer is not funny! This episode is NOT FUNNY! AND IT WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, NOT SERIOUS! Other than that, the rest of the episode is boring. This episode is crap, but at least they got it together in the episode after this...

[Newest]This episode is pretty good. The only reason it's on here is cause it's not meant to be as funny. It's meant to be sad and it is sad

2A Million Little Fibbers

Ophera's vagina was talking to her butt 😁 The episode is just boring, though I love Towelie!

Terribly boring and doesn't even feature the main four boys! Towlie is the worst character ever! I do think Stanley's Cup is worse but not many people have commented about this episode on here.

I totally hate this episode and towlie bores me!

3ManBearPig

This is one of the best

Oh, Come on! ManBearPig was a good one! There's a number of good episodes that shouldn't be on this list, such as Casa Bonita, All about Mormons, and The Ring.

Al gore is annoying in this, and he even appeared again in imaginationland

[Newest]This is one of the best episodes, I'm super cereal

4The Return of Chef

Though I know that they had no choice with Isaac Hayes leaving due to the Scientology episode the episode was funny... Until the end but Trey Parker and Matt Stone's jobs are to mess with us as bad as possible eh hem Stanley's cup well though it find this to be the worst is still has hilarious parts I really just don't like the ending. This just proves that South Park is so good that even the worst episode is still funny

How is this episode even in the top 10? This episode was hilarious and genius that they spliced recorded parts of Issac Hayes and re-used them.

djc20

THEY RUINED CHEF! I liked that character until he joined a club full of child molesters (stupid idea). Now I feel nothing but hate for a once beloved character.

5HumancentiPad

Disgusting, disturbing, and very hard to watch episode. Why would south park put something that screwed up then take it way to far. Kyle is a little kid and they put in in that situation. That is what makes this episode worse than Stanley's cup or million little fibers. Watching toddlers get beat up by a team of grown men is bad put not as bad is watching Kyle and two other people get put on the thing. I had I harder time watching that than any other episode in south park. There was nothing good about that episode or nothing funny.

There are some clever concepts in this episode, and it's SO satisfying to see Cartman get what he DESERVES, but most of it is just an excuse to abuse Kyle. You thought Toilet Paper didn't pay good homage to Silence of the Lambs, and that it was bland and unfunny, well, Human CentiPad does this even WORSE. Plus, I'm pretty sure it's pretty embarrassing to make Steve Jobs look like a sadistic madman in the one episode he appears in, and then have him die shortly afterwards. Gross, unfunny, with some of the WORST gross-out humor in South Park history (and that's saying a lot), it has a few decent qualities, but is still overall just stupid.

It is the most disgusting episode of south park by longshot and I had a very hard time watching it I wanted to throw up. much worse than any other episode in south park

61%

All of you who didn't like this are probably fat. This is just making fun of fat people in the U.S. schools system, (which is a serious issue that isn't being solved) and to whoever said they felt bad for Eric is completely ignorant. Cartman wanted to kill all the Jews, and WAY MORE crazy stuff than just burning a teddy bear and making fun of fat people. You people are so soft.

It sucks ass. Seriously. Cartman is my favourite character and they had to do this. I really felt bad for him.

I FLIPPING HATE THIS EPISODE. Poor little Eric, I just wanted to hug him and torch the 99%. SCREW U, 99%!

7Pip

The most boring and skip-able episode.

egnomac

Well, it was good to see that there are episodes that focus on some more minor characters, and while this one did have its share of laughs, it wasn't too interesting.

I was trying to watch all the episodes of South Park! Then I came to this one... I knew I had to watch it and get it over with... But it felt like HOURS... IT WAS TOO BORING!

8Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Pretty boring, it didn't have such a good story. It was boring and had a really dumb ending. It started ok but it ended bad.

The ending was just what we already knew

Such a stupid concept.

ZZDOORAL

9201

This episode is great it's hilarious and very very bold! Just cause it almost got terrorist attacked doesn't make it bad

I for one loved this one

We almost got terrisot attacked of this

10The China Problem

This episode was actually ok, it's just that Free Hat was an amazing episode, so it makes this one look terrible. Also, they should have made Cartman care when Speilburg & Lucas were aressted.

The Contenders

There is no reason why this episode is even on this list (all songs were funny)?

Ok its official. everyone here has no taste in humor

12Breast Cancer Show Ever

Was so ' funny, but then ruined by a terrible ending.

I really hated the ending made me pissed 😡

Cartman is funny, but there is nothing funny about breast canser

13Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Worst name for a south park episode.

ZZDOORAL

14Smug Alert!

It pretty much turned every character into a dickhead and the episode is just boring and not funny. Stanley's cup is still the worst, but I needed to comment on this one.

15Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

The beginning is so gross first they slice balls

The opening scene, that's all I'm saying

16Best Friends Forever

Kenny and Cartman are supposed to be best friends. This episode just poops on that whole concept, which really pisses me off 😡

I actually never thought them as that. I never really thought Cartman had any REAL friends. Cartman has taken advantage or ripped on nearly every kid in the school, including Kenny. Cartman may consider him his best friend, but Kenny doesn't actually want any part of him from what I can tell.

Because its the best thing to do

portugal12346

17I should have never gone zip line

It was good, it was just the live action part that ruined it. What was the point? Did they run out of time to animate?

It was ruined by the live action part. Up until that it was good.

I liked it until the real life part, that sucked ass

18Coon v.s. Coon & Friends

This is the best not episode but its the coon the coolest episode Evers follow up so ha now what do you think about that episode of the show boom!

The first Coon from season 13 was much better

Average episode (a bit boring)

19The Death Camp of Tolerance

20The Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka

I voted this one to get humancentipad further away from the top. Something was just utterly hilarious to me about cartmans rape allegations towards his mother. People are too easily grossed out the the humancentpede spoof so that they don't fully value the cartman moments, I mean it's one of the great cartman moments when he actually accuses his mother of raping him on doctor phil just because he didn't get an Ipad.