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Butt Slaps

The only thing in sports more universal than the crotch grab is the butt slap. It shows camaraderie in good and bad times and, well, it allows older people to safely touch on young hard bottoms without being considered creepy. And at least in video game form it makes nobody feel awkward. And if it does, the virtual team psychologist could be added to games as well.