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Sunday, May 29, 2016

A Definitive Ranking Of Every Superhero Villain Since Iron Man

Zack Stentz, one of the co-writers of the Marvel film Thor, recently teamed up with ScreenJunkies, the guys behind the great YouTube channel Honest Trailers, to watch and react to the Honest Trailers version of Thor.
It’s worth a watch for any semi-interested comic book movie fan, as Stentz
offers insight for what it’s like to work for the Marvel machine that heavily
scrutinizes everything you do as they have 10 other films that they need to
worry about and protect. Knowing full well that Loki, Thor’s brother and the
antagonist of the film, was going to return as the villain for their epic Avengers film, it was important for
Marvel that Thor was able to create
an excellent bad guy. What I found most astonishing was that Stentz admitted
that he was told that he needed to “give [them] a villain as good as Magneto”
from the (original) X-Men movies.

It initially struck me as odd that Marvel chose to go with a
character that’s seemingly bland like Magneto. There are so many incredible and
transcendent comic book villains (hell, we were blessed to see Heath Ledger’s
The Joker only a few years prior) that I felt like it was a dumb decision to
settle on Magneto. However, I recently brought this up to a huge comic book
friend of mine (she actually reads comic books and goes to comic book conventions) who
scoffed at the idea of villains that need to be as good as The Joker. That
off-handed comment got me thinking; it’s rare that movie adaptions of superhero
villains are anywhere close to what Ledger gave us in 2008. In my humble
opinion, Heath Ledger gave the greatest acting performance in the history of
cinema. He won a posthumous Oscar for his performance. With that being the
case, why should I have expectations that other superhero villains should be
the same? It’s unrealistic. With that in mind, it is much more realistic (and
better for the mass audience that Marvel caters to) that a villain be “only” be
on par with the great Sir Ian McKellen’s performance of Magneto.

Magneto really was good villain and foil in the Marvel
universe and its inspiration Loki really is one of the best superhero villains
we’ve had. So where does Loki match up in the MCU? Where does he match up among
the explosions of villains we’ve seen since the rise and popularity of these
films? Let’s take a look:

A look at Michael Shannon’s filmography including Take Shelter and Boardwalk Empire will reveal what an amazingly creepy actor Shannon
can play and his role in the underrated Premium
Rush shows you that Shannon can pop off of the screen as the film’s
villain. So why in the hell Shannon’s performance as a major bad guy in a
superhero film never reached Ledger-esque status is beyond me. God Zach Snyder
really does ruin everything, huh?

14) Jacques (Kevin Bacon) Super (2010)

James Gunn, Kevin Bacon, and the stories of real life people
trying to become superheroes will all show up on this list later, but needless
to say, Kevin Bacon is just a National Treasure. He’s so great in everything he
does.

PLOT DEVICE VILLAIN
ELEVATED BY THE FILM’S STORY

13) The Lizard (Rhys Ifans) The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

For all of the re-treads The
Amazing Spider-Man gave us, the main point of originality the film had was
its villain. We very easily could have had another Dr. Oc or Green Goblin (especially
considering we got yet ANOTHER friggin’ origin story), but instead the film
gave us a new villain that Sam Raimi’s trilogy never gave us before. I enjoyed
how well Ifans Dr. Connors fit within the mythology of Peter Parker and how
well Marc Webb was able to have some sort of grounded realism about a man who
becomes a giant lizard.

12) Ronan (Lee Pace) Guardians
of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the
Galaxy is one of those rare comic book movies where the heroes are more
interesting than the villain. That being said, Lee Pace did a good job as Ronan
and the film accurately portrays him as being so powerful that five heroes and
an army were necessary to defeat him.

THE LONE FEMALE

11) Selina Kyle (Anne Hathaway) The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

As great of a director as Christopher Nolan is, his one main
blind spot is writing for females. Yet Oscar-winner Anne Hathaway does a damn
fine job bringing humanity to this character. Selina Kyle is probably not a
villain in the truest sense of the word or the story’s antagonist, but within
the Batman mythology and the context of her role in TDKR, I feel confident putting Hathaway’s performance on this list
and as high as it is.

While the true villain of Kick Ass is probably Mark Strong’s Frank D’Amico, it’s his son
Chris, played by Mintz-Plasse, that is the star bad guy of these features. Kick Ass is from big budget master Matthew Vaughn who gave us X-Men: First Class and Kingsman: The Secret Service. It's a film that helped restart the X-Men franchise and proof of how fun and violent and edgy these films can be. It's like a Marvel film, but better. Like all good superhero stories, it needs to have a memorable bad guy, and Vaughn gave us one thanks to Superbad's break out star.

I haven’t drunk the Winter
Soldier Kool-Aid like the rest of America has, so I’m not terribly sold on
Redford’s performance, but if you’re going to make a political thriller
disguised as a Marvel movie, there’s no better actor you’d rather have your Big
Bad be than King Redford himself.

8) Ultron (James Spader) Avengers:
Age of Ultron (2015)

Marvel has had done some incredible casting over the years,
but having Spader voice Ultron might be the best job it has done so far.

7) Sebastian Shaw (Kevin Bacon) X-Men: First Class (2011)

For some reason, history has largely forgotten X-Men: First Class and its villain
played by Kevin Bacon. My guess is that it’s because it was directed by Matthew
Vaughn as opposed to Bryan Singer, but that’s an odd reason because the reason
that First Class is arguably the best
film in the franchise is precisely BECAUSE it was directed by the great Matthew
Vaughn and not Bryan Singer. Nevertheless, re-watch this film and you’ll notice
in the midst of a litany of great performances like that by Michael Fassbender,
Jennifer Lawrence, and Nicholas Hoult is this now underrated performance by
Kevin Bacon.

THE CONTROVERSIAL
CHOICE

6) Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell) Iron Man 2(2010)

There is not a whole lot to like about the sequel to the
smash hit Iron Man, but its lone
bright spot is Rockwell’s performance of Justin Hammer as the evil version of
Tony Stark. On paper, Hammer is solely a plot device and a way to bring
Whiplash closer to Iron Man, but Sam Rockwell is such an amazing performer that
he makes a bland character pop off of the screen. As an actor, Rockwell has the
incredible ability to bring charisma and joy to what’s not written on the page.
It’s what makes him a great actor and it is why Justin Hammer is this high on the list.

CHARISMATIC ACTING
LEGENDS (PART I)

5) The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) Iron Man 3 (2013)

Even without the great reveal at the end of the film
regarding Kingsley’s character, the Oscar-winner would have forced his way into
the Top 10 no matter what. How Kingsley plays The Mandarin should be the gold
standard for these Marvel films.

4) Obadiah Stane (Jeff Bridges) Iron Man (2008)

This has now become the minority opinion for some reason,
but the greatest non-Batman superhero film ever made is Jon Favreau’s Iron Man. I remember being dragged to
the movie theater by my college roommate to see Iron Man and leaving the theater in pure awe.
After multiple re-viewings, the film still holds up. Part of the reason of the
film’s creative success is the performance of one of the greatest
living American actors- Jeff Bridges. His performance is really good throughout,
and even better upon re-watching now that you know he’s the mastermind behind
everything.

THE OBVIOUS ICONS

3) Loki (Tom Hiddleston) Thor
/ The Avengers (2011/2012)

If the goal was to create a villain as good as Ian McKellen’s
Magneto, then mission accomplished. Partially for being the bad guy in the now
influential Avengers film and
partially because Hiddleston brings nuance, charisma, and humanity to this
role, Loki has now become one of film’s most iconic villains.

2) Bane (Tom Hardy) The
Dark Knight Rises (2012)

There are a lot of flaws in Nolan’s third film of The Dark
Knight trilogy, and a lot of them do revolve around the film’s antagonist, but
it’s hard to deny just how iconic Hardy’s performance was and how it still resonates
within the zeitgeist. Everyone dresses up as Bane for Halloween and comic
conventions; far less people dress up as Loki. Between the look, the power, and
of course the voice, Bane easily is one of the best villains in this MCU
superhero age.

THE NUMBER ONE BAD
GUY WHO YOU WOULDN’T HAVE SUSPECTED FROM A FILM YOU DIDN’T EXPECT

1) Andrew Detmer (Dane DeHaan) Chronicle (2012)

Sam Rockwell’s Justin Hammer is sure to cause some schisms
and outrage, but I’m sure that far more people are going to have a problem with
Chronicle being #1. Andrew Detmer
certainly is not the most iconic villain on this list, far from it, but Dane
DeHaan’s performance is the only one that could be considered Ledger-esque.

Josh Trank’s Chronicle
is told through Andrew Detmer’s point-of-view, and it tells the story of the
rise of a super-villain that’s disguised as a found-footage movie. It is not
your traditional glossy, summer blockbuster superhero film, but it still is one
of the best superhero films made within the past 15 years. DeHaan’s Detmer,
Michael B. Jordan’s Steve, and Alex Russell’s Matt are high schoolers who gain
superpowers when they discover an asteroid that crash landed near them at a
party one night. Unlike films like Kick
Ass and Super that use the story
point “what if normal people became superheroes?” as an excuse to tell a fairly
normal superhero tale, Chronicle
treats the trope seriously to delve deeply into the psyche of its three main
characters. Chronicle is a character
study first and a superhero film second, which in turns gives us an incredible
performance by DeHaan. Similar to how Buffy
the Vampire Slayer used monsters and the supernatural as an allegory for
high school, Chronicle does something
similar. It uses these character’s newfound superpowers as a way to shine a
light on the caste system in high school.

Dane DeHaan’s Andrew Detmer may not be a flashy or an iconic
choice, but it’s a choice I am going to stick with nonetheless. In an era where
superhero movies blend together, which in turn causes their villains to blend
together, Andrew Detmer stands up from a non-traditional superhero film that
stands out.

NOTE: There are a few superhero films I have not seen yet, most notably Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and X-Men: Apocalypse, but for the most part, this is a very comprehensive list.

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