There you go from the
link above. Maybe if you'd left the settings on 'auto' rather than manually
adjusting the flash to 'high radiation' level then it would've turned
out better and I wouldn't have been temporarily blinded?

Sorry, have only just
been recommended to this site so missed all the previous reports. Chip
does seem to be a sad sort of chap if he puts up with this behaviour !
If you need a different project to work, how about one for me and my friend
Gillette ..... find Bats and Gillette 2 hunky rich men project ? Not that
we're shallow or anything but the richer the better ok !! Cheers ears.
Up the Gills. Bats

Cheers Timco, if the
official site connection is pushed through (they've already put a link
up on our official site www.htafc.com to 'alternative match report') then
I might be able to get hold of a video for each game which would provide
me with enough footage.

I'll have to get an away report done soon!

Bats - thanks but unfortunately the 'Save Chip' subject has been done
already (covered in the Birmingham report from the last game of 00/01).
We discussed it on the messageboard and decided Chip should either find
himself a new girlfriend or stand up for himself ;-)

I know where you are
coming from with the no pictures rule that NT$ have instigated.

I get away with it for now as I supply the club with pictures for the
official programme so can get a press pass and I state on the application
that this is the use I wish to put them too.

still good luck and you could always give Matin Perry (CE at Brighton)
an email and see if he will OK permission for you and get you press accreditation
(Press accreditation gets you pitchside access, free programme, free cup
of something brown, liquid and warm at HT and free sarnies in the press
box at Ht if you can get in before the scribes have gobbled them all.

Cheered me up no end
on a miserable Tuesday morning. Fanbloodytastic site people .... we shall
singing your praises to the good folk of Gillingham. Any chance of incorporating
a Save Chip here and there for Soccer AM ? Come on you Gills. Bats.

Unfortunately there won't be a report from our game this weekend (although
there should be a new report appearing on the site next week). The reasons
being -
* I'm not going as it's my birthday and I've got other things on
* Footage for away games is not as easy to come by this season as it was
last
* Stewards now seem to be under strict instruction to stop people with
digital cameras (not a problem for home games as I have permission)

Fantastic site! DC
United seems to share many of the problems you ascribe Huddersfield, though
our worst seems to be that we *believe* we're the best club in the league.
So we'll go out and lose 2-0, getting outshot about 15-5, and come away
thinking that we "played wonderfully", were "the better side", but were
"desperately unlucky".

[Then again, this is from a country that until recently believed the best
formation to play against Germany was a 1-6-3. Yes, I said 1-6-3.]

Anyway, good luck on promotion and I'll keep coming back here - good to
be able to follow some football during the many months MLS isn't playing
and the reports are fantastic. If you're coming to the US anytime soon
and want to do a report...

From one taff to another.
Absolutely superb. Totally unique. Can't wait for your irreverent take
on the Cardiff/Terriers game. I'm sure the crowd will feature somewhere
! I'm working on an English version of Welsh Friction. Watch this space.

J: Yeah, its legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk
into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They wan't you to
sh*g sheep in your home or certain designated places.

S: And those are valleys?

J: Ok, it breaks down like this: its legal to buy a sheep, its legal to
own a sheep and if you're a farmer its legal to sell or loan sheep, its
ILLEGAL to f*ck sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't matter 'cos,
getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've
got
a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's the intellect the police
in
Wales DON'T have.

S: Arrr man. I'm not goin', that's all there is too it, I'm never f*ckin'goin'.

J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing
about Wales is?

S: What?

J: Its the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over
there as we got here, but there they're a little different.

S: Example.

J: Ok. You can walk into a Movie theatre in Swansea and order a lump of
coal, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a LUMP
of coal. And in Cardiff you can buy coal in MacDonalds. Do you know what
they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in Wales?

S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?

J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the f*ck
a 1/4 pounder is.

S: So whadda they call it?

J: A (assumes welsh accent) "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch".

S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch?

J: That's right.

S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?

J: A Big Macs a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent again).

S: (imitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?

J: Ha ha ha

S: Whadda they call a Whopper?

J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French
Fries in Cardiff instead of ketch-up?

I coudnt beleive yesterdays
peformance after the way we played aganst wycome i really thoght we were
going to batter them when we scored first. but ive got to admit that omarod
is a realy good player, allmost as good as thorinton. anyway i still think
well get in the playofs.

Excellent Bury report
Danny. Zog reminded me of a planet that I often visit, Tralfamadore. They
too have a device which imparts complete stupidity into the minds of anyone
who gets caught in its beam. Although they have a more apt name for it,
they call it the Bradford Ray.

I've walked the Premiership
5 years in succession with Town so it's possible to build a good team.
Gavin Holligan was my star striker, hence the winning 10/1 bet on him
scoring the first goal on Sunday (despite the fact I'd never actually
seen him play before)

I recorded the highlights
last night for that very reason. However, if I do ever get round to it,
it won't be in the near future as I'm on holiday this week and I'll then
have to catch up on Town reports.

Brilliant stuff Taff...
It,s good to see rival fans agree unanimously on "Joan" Collins our lumbering
goal giver... and apart from "Bully" and Chris Billy that "w**ker Warnock"
sold us down the river with horrendous signings... With your set up it
won't be long before Div 1 beckons.... IF the Shakers takeover goes through
then we might not be far behind you ...(in our dreams)...All the best
.

Just as my hatred for
you lot starts to weaken, and i start to feel sorry for you after what
Rubbery has done to the club, you go and write that article on City don't
you. I started to think " Maybe they're not all that bad" but no, you
slag us off something rotten. Well let me tell you something you're all
a set of sad sorry f**kers.

Hope Huddersfield get
promoted this year and next year so I can see your match reports for more
Bradford matches when we are both in the Premier League. I've seen the
other reports and they are wicked.

Much as I'd like to
take credit for their creation, these are, unfortunately, real Bradford
City fans. Well, not as many of them as they'd have you believe ... fortunately
IP addresses and computer names don't tend to lie.

Frustrated City fan posts tiresome message
Frustrated City fan is ridiculed
Now even more frustrated City fan reposts as a Town fan named Andy
City fan is applauded for use of brain
Kool Bantam arrives on scene to survey his work

DOWNTOWN! what a c**ppy
site, and what a bunch of imbred muppets you lot are! especially Andy
who can't spell to save his life! that just sums the lot of you up. Sh*t
ground, no fans, sh*t ground no fans!!! you'll never get back out of the
2nd division ha ha ha ha ha ha

i wish theese bradferd
fans woud stop riting on this site, they think they are so good just becouse
theve been in the premear leage, i woudnt mind but there ground is rubish.
just watch there buble will bust soon.

This site is immense.
The stuff here is absolute genius.
Two questions though, how much spare time to you have on your hands to
make all this stuff? I have no life and my site is still very lame and
hasn't got much stuff on it.
Also, how does this board know I'm a Taffy?

I have just read your piece on bradford, and although you say you admire
us in a kind of way, it's obvious that you're totally jealous of us. OK,
you're ground might be better than ours but who cares, you'll never get
to the premier league, we've been there and we're going back.

Top of the pile in
the Yorkie website 100, hardly surprising, the t-shirt fits like a glove
but i get some funny looks down in Slough where im exiled for the time
being, get me back to yorkshire right now!! all the pubs serve shandy
- its true!!!!! arggghh nightmare :), keep up the good work mate, the
cd is top of the buy list when im back up there this weekend, hmmm playing
bury - i remember them :))))), oh and if your reading this by some miracle
Mr Rubery erm i (we) dont like you much, erm do the world a favour and
die horribly, ttfn Paul

Fantastic site, I think
it will be the only bright spot in what is already turning out to be a
disastrous season. Can't wait to see what humour you can extract out of
last night's shambolic match. Rubery out! Macari out! Holland out! Keep
up your brilliant standard.

Cheers Tom but I must
say I quite enjoy postings like BCFC Fans - not only does it make me think
'Phew, thank God I'm not him' but he also shows himself up as an idiot
in front of fans not just of Huddersfield Town but the entire league (as
your posting shows).