Friday, May 26, 2006

Folks, sometimes a tip is sent our way that is so good, a simple "Thank you" seems inadequate. Such is the case of this post, for which the tip was passed to us by Orson over at the always-funny EDSBS.

Now, Orson had mentioned something about this yesterday but oh-so-rightfully felt that we here at the MZone also just might be interested in a story about, as he says, "the most embarrassing bit of fanwear on public display since the alleged pedophile priest wearing a Notre Dame hat trotted out of a courtroom wearing an Irish cap."

The video is a news segment from WKYC, a television station in Ohio. It's one of those "undercover" investigative stories every news station does for sweeps month. This one deals with the dangers of going to public libraries in Ohio.

Watch it all the way through. We promise you won't be disappointed...unless you're a Tosu fan. Pay particular attention to the "gentleman" in the red Ohio State sweatshirt starting at about the 1:40 mark of the piece and "coming" back throughout the rest of the story, the capper being outside his parents's house at the end.

As Orson points out, this story has it all: "Assaulting reporters. Mustaches. Masturbating in public libraries. Living with parents." And might we add: your typical Buckeye fan.

41 comments:

why does this guy bother to go all the way to the Library, errr Libary for UM fans, to get off when everyone knows it's perfectly acceptable to just do it on the front porch of some random chick in the neighborhood????

Clearly the "ohio state" on his allegedly "red" sweatshirt was photoshopped. Man that guys mustache was even fake or not real. You guys can't find anything original so you have to resort to making up stuff...and stuff. There aren't even any libraries in that part of Ohio so the jokes on you. HA. Nice try guys!

EDSBS finally got it up as a YouTube that is easier to view. That has to be one of the funniest clips I've ever seen. I wonder how much he paid for that awesome Ohio State sweatshirt. The advertising for tOSU is simply priceless.

Actually, I believe it was a library in Berea, OH. I'd hardly call that PA. Anyway, this guy could have been jerkin his chain in NYC and it would still qualify as tOSU ammo. Kinda like Vito Spatafore and his fucking Irish hat. Greatgoogilymoogily that made me cringe.

Most kindergarteners know that when you are caught with your hands in your pants, shut up; and if you do talk, deny it to the end of the earth. This guy is dumb on so many levels it hurts the brain to consider it. My only hope is that he exclusively roots for synchronized swimming.

I felt like I was watching a sick and twisted version of Napoleon Dynamite. "I used to be able to shoot my wad a quarter mile." The unemployed part and the mustache was hilarious. He obviously didn't go to college.... anywhere.

Anyways good smackdown to M-Zone from a buckeye fan in Georgia. "you see them mountains over there.. I bet I could shoot it over those." Fucking sickos.

As a Michigan fan and a librarian it was my duty to bring the content of this video up to another fellow librarian, who is a Longhorn fan, at work today. After some thought we agreed that public libraries should have an area that is separated from the rest of the library by curtains and a sign that reads "Perverts Only". Since I also live in Texas the thought of this kind of Ohio filth slithering to Austin for the showdown with the Longhorns this fall is something that all Texas librarians should be prepared to deal with. I will post this video on the Texas Library Association website that way we will be on full alert for these families that spawn this kind of degenerates. The only thing that gives me solace is the fact that if they are caught in Texas they stand a good chance at getting the death penalty.

For everyone who sees this, whenever you're feeling down, just remember that at least your not an unemployed loser with a molester mustache who has to go to the library to masturbate, gets caught multiple times, is interviewed for the news about, makes a mess of denying it, hasn't the good sense to say "no comment" and walk away, still lives at home with his violent, troglodyte parents, and gets all of it displayed on the internet for world to see.

I'll never feel bad about anything that happens to me again because at least I'm not that guy.

dear michigan fans..... i understand your anger and resentment towards ohio due to the recent ass beatings in basketball and football you have recieved from our teams. your school may be seen as smarter, but i have been to michigan and there are some dumb ass people there. also, there are some dumb michigan fans everywhere such as on to catch a predator when a michigan fan sporting his true colors was caught (turns out his true colors were meeting young boys for sex). thankyou and goodnight

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