Evidence of the End of Mankind

Chirantan Patnaik and I have one thing in common. Patnaik really enjoys Grand Theft Auto 4 and so do I. What separates him from me is that he currently holds the Guinness World Record for longest nonstop video gaming after playing GTA 4 for 40 straight hours. Of course, he was permitted to take periodic ten-minute breaks every hour but being a devoted gamer, he only chose to take four breaks during the marathon run. Citing his rigorous pre-marathon training of yoga, running, and running, he stated that it “wasn’t as exhaustive as one might feel.” How did he maintain his focus during the time? “Eating dates.” So what are his plans for the future now? “I plan to attempt to break my own record in order to reach 48 hours.”

Well, there you have it. The end of the world and all that is innocent in life. No wonder we’re in a global. recession. Source