"We don't feel he was the aggressor," Sale said. "What is he going through? He's a retired grandfather of six who's never been in trouble a day in his life. A decent man who's nonviolent. He's shattered by this."

I love how in these cases people always come out with the predictable "oh, he's really a nice person -- he's non-violent". Well, non-violent people don't go around punching out strangers over simple words and standing in line too long. This dickhead needs his salad tossed for a few.

i was standing in line to see "lord of the rings" and was behind this family whose dad and son got engaged in a long conversation about their teeth and toothbrushes, and how one electric toothbrush worked better than the other, and how one guy had an abcess, and he wound it up with, "maybe i should go see the dentist." we were all too busy laughing behind our backs to tell these yahoos to shut up.

also, mom dropped a car battery on her foot.

oh, the point? we were all too busy laughing behind our backs to tell these yahoos to shut up. they didn't deserve to die, though, since they had so much difficulty living.

Who said that? Who the fark said that? Who's the slimylittle communist shiat twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who justsigned his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy farkinggodmother said it! Out-farking- standing! I will P.T. you all untilyou farking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are suckingbuttermilk.

Old people are frail and stuff.Sending this dude to prison isn't going to do any good. He'd old, I seriously doubt he's a risk to anyone... so long as he's banned from movie theaters. I doubt he meant to kill the guy. The guy was old anyway. Sucks for everyone.

I think the guys head hitting the ground ultimately did him in, not so much the punch. (Although, he wouldn't have met the pavement elsewise)

Last year, a couple of friends and I walked down to a bar and played pool, got drunk. On the way home, we're drunk walking and I had something I wanted to say..so I start trotting backwards while talking. I fell and clocked my head. I don't remember anything after that, and spent the night in the hospital. I was apparently unconcious for over an hour.

I've heard of people dying cause of head trauma like that, and I wonder why I didn't die.

ZedTechnically it would be considered manslaughter, not murder. Murder implies intent to kill, manslaughter is roughly the same as accidental homicide. Besides, here in the south, "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.

Things people have done in a theatre that I would have LIKED to kill them for:

1)Cellphone ringing (and talking on it !)2)Kicking the back of your seat/ or your row of chairs3)Talking during a movie nonstop4)Throwing Skittles/any candy5)Laser pointers (This should be #1, too common)6)Crying/restless children7)People eating chips and non stop rustling of the chip bag8)People looking for 'dates' in a theatre (real creepy this one, but you never felt anger until some friendly guy is eyeballing you in the men's room)

Schuss looks very fit for his age. I bet the 74+ year old victim was not in such great shape.

"Witnesses told deputies that Schuss grabbed Rosenberg by the collar, shoved him and then punched him in the chin, sending him sprawling to the sidewalk in front of the theater. Rosenberg hit his head on the concrete."

That doesn't sound like just a simple punch. He set him up for a jaw breaker. May he rot in prison.

Shut up and drink your prune juice, and while your at it, change your Depends undergarments.

Oh Seymour, look at this line, we've been here for 15 mins and we had to walk 50 feet from our handicap parking spot. You know I can't have the popcorn with butter on it, and they always put to much ice in my soda. Seymour are we going to be back in time for bingo. Seymour make sure we get out Senior citizen discount. Can we go to IHOP after this. I have to get my blue hair done tomorrow with Gurtrude.

S.T.F.U. - *** WHAM **** ..."Oh my head, I've fallen and I can't get UP!...I've got a headache this big and its got excedrin written all over it!"