Friday, 25 January 2013

LITTLE LOL: PROSTITUTION

Brothers. Sisters. 'Not sure how I feel about prostitution.'Not sure if this one 'gets' it.Why would I pay a sister to make it feel good (re: touching the willy)?'Same with the lapdance.The strip club.'Not sure if it's my 'scene'.It's not my scene.Why? Am I missing something?Sort of feel liek a bro.Sort of feel like our attraction should be mutual (re: a poem shared between lovers). If not - then, sister - what's your situation?Who's paying who?#confused.I think this one would rather not pay 'for sex'.My usual MO goes like this:"Do you like kittens?" I say."Yes. (re: Thai for yes ((in this situation.))""Okay. Kewl," I say. "Well this one has a kitten.""Okay. 500 Bhat.""Sister," I reply. "Maybe something got lost in translation." (re: the major motion picture, Lost in Translation).'Not sure if I 'get' it.The prostitution, I means.Maybe we could bond over music."What's your favourite band?"Maybe we could bond over films and multimedia."What's your favourite film? Wes Anderson? Kewl."Maybe a video game.But - shit - any penis and vagina combination can enjoy sex. What about feelings and stuff?I've seen the major motion picture Show Girls. Being a whore in that seemed pretty lulzy. ('Not seen Striptease, but I think it had pretty much the same message.)IRL, not so much.'Not sure if I 'get' it.The prostitution, I means.