You see, this is exactly why I need a small child as part of my household staff. From the moment I saw this magnificent turkey, I have been dying to have one on my Thanksgiving table… and I'm not even hosting Thanksgiving! But I will if I can somehow acquire such a fine bird. I actually put in a request with my favorite LEGO wunderkind for a living, cross-sectioned turducken. Stay tuned for updates...

At the opposite end of the LEGO turkey spectrum, you have Brickfrenzy's "Revenge of the Lego Turkey Mecha", featured by Gizmodo. I am neither warlike nor fond of weaponry, but that would be awesome on a Thanksgiving table. Besides, the turkeys should be able to fight back.

The last thing I have to show you is not a centerpiece, but rather a treat for your resident LEGOmaster: A Golden Afternoon not only made homemade cranberry sauce in a classic can mold, but made cranberry sauce LEGOS! Fantastic.