Now Stalk me on Instagram!

Check Out The Size Of My Altar

It suddenly occurs to me that I would never want to be the guy who has to clean up after a bunch of vampires. Have you ever tried to get blood out of anything? That stuff stains, and mopping it up is such a pain in the butt. Plus the screaming gets really tiresome as well. At least till it slowly stops anyway.

As a gamer, I have a character who would love to use that altar as his thrown. Think 40th level Barbarian turned into a vampire. Worst move our DM ever made. It only made matters worse for everyone in his path.

My Barbarian Vampire would be happy to tank for you. Think of the original Conan the Barbarian, on a bad day in a bad mood, then make him a vampire. If it makes you feel any better, think what he would do to those sissy vampires in the Twilight Saga.