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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Tom Brady has decided to skip the White House Super Bowl winner ceremony. It’s not a big deal. Brady has won five Super Bowls. He’s been to the White House more than Melania Trump.

“Fox News” fired Bill O’Reilly over the sexual harassment charges. When it comes to sexual harassment, “Fox News” has a zero plus $15 mil. tolerance policy. During the White House Super Bowl ceremony for the New England Patriots, Donald Trump did not mention the absent Tom Brady once. It was as if Brady was listed as a dependent in Trump’s tax returns. The Kardashians are furious over Caitlyn Jenner’s tell-all memoir, “The Secrets of My Life.” Mostly because now they have to read a book.

Tennis legend, 35-year-old Serena Williams, announced she is pregnant. Guess that makes the score - wait for it - 35-Love.

Las Vegas casinos no longer give away free drinks to all gamblers. “We may have to rethink our move,” said the Oakland Raiders.