Turtle totem

This hand-carved wooden totem carries the ancient power of the Turtle Spirits within it, allowing its bearer to summon turtles to do their bidding, so long as that bidding is to bite something. It won't let you summon turtles because you need, say, your taxes prepared.

Uses

Messages

You bang the totem against the ground and call out to the Elder Turtle Spirits. A giant, ancient turtle bone erupts from the ground beneath your opponent and clobbers him for X damage. BONK! KAPOW! BARF!

You bang the totem against the ground and call out to the Earth Turtle Spirits. A fist-sized stone rises from the ground and decks your opponent, dealing X damage. WHAM! POW! BIFF!

You bang the totem against the ground and murmur an incantation to whatever Turtle Spirits are listening. A small turtle materializes next to your opponent, and bites him for X damage before scurrying (slowly) into a nearby sewer grating. SMACK! ZAP! BONK!

You bang the totem against the ground and call upon the power of Leviatuga, Great Turtle of the Deeps. A wave of seawater materializes and knocks your opponent on his ass, dealing X damage. SOCKO! SOCKO! WHAMMO!