When I started in the police and learning the Theft Act, there were the 4 F's that you could not steal if you picked them growing wild. They were Flowers, Fruit, Foliage and F***ing mushrooms. That is how it was taught to us. I bet they do not do that nowadays. TBH they probably don't even teach them the Theft Act.

When I started in the police and learning the Theft Act, there were the 4 F's that you could not steal if you picked them growing wild. They were Flowers, Fruit, Foliage and F***ing mushrooms. That is how it was taught to us. I bet they do not do that nowadays. TBH they probably don't even teach them the Theft Act.

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Do you know the correct order for listing the animals which you have to report if you hit whilst driving a motor vehicle? No cheating now!

I used to work for an engineering contractor who supplied the navy with maintenance training materials. I got used to Naval Acronyms fairly quickly but eventually came across one I'd not seen before and could not fathom. There seemed to be various versions of it too. BFOB. BFOS. BFOLH. BFOF. I had to ask. BFOB = Big F***-Off Boat. BFOB = Big F***-Off Ship. BFOLH = Big F***-Off Light House. BFOF = Big F***-Off Fanny. Or Officer.