Laundry Package - Premium

Dear Dad,
I understand now about what you said about girls not liking me cause I smelled. I used the laundry care package that you sent and now I've got a date for Friday!
Thanks!
Your Formerly Stinky Son

Ah, those first college steps, moving in... first night there... first shower in a community bathroom... Help your kid out - send them a premium bath package - because they have no idea what they're in for!