Happy Birthday to G4 heroine Olivia Munn, who turned 26 this week! We think the event should be an honorary holiday for your legions of adoring followers–gamers, tech-geeks, and hipsters alike! And we would have sent an e-card to tell you so, but we’re sure your inbox is FULL.

It’s no secret that Attack of the Show‘s quirky, brash host Olivia Munn is really purty, and purty cool. She’s got a firm bod, golden skin, nose-sprinkling of freckles, and gold-speckled eyes–she’s hot. But she also happens to be a nerd’s heroine and strangely normal for a television personality. Who knew that was even possible?

Jen and I found the new pictures so embarrassing and irrelevant that they almost made DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK (though, as is often the case with us, Lohan’s importance was trumped by real news). So we were delighted to find that Munn hit the nail on the head:

“She looks haggard. You actually get distracted by all of her body freckles.”