Twitter sobs over Gosling/Mendes baby news

In a parallel universe, a Gosling infant would be received with great joy and celebration. In our world, however, the news that Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling’s on-and-off girlfriend of three years, is seven months pregnant with his child, was met with…virtual sobs. Hearts were broken. Dreams of Ryan rekindling the flame with Rachel McAdams — dashed. Visions of you, marrying the former Mouseketeer after a chance run-in — gone.