Kim Kardashian is a Tease

What you’re looking at is Kim Kardashian participating in the Keep a Child Alive campaign for World AIDS Day. Apparently on Wednesday she’ll sign off of both Facebook and Twitter, or “die” in this topsy-turvy Internet world, until $1 million is raised by texting “KIM” to 90999. Does anyone else find that to be the shittiest motivator ever? Make a donation or Kim Kardashian won’t tweet pre-approved messages about her reality show and/or ads for diet pills anymore? C’mon. If this campaign was really serious, she’d literally be forced to die after $1 million was raised. Of course, incredible fund-raising ideas aside, she could just quietly donate the money herself, but that wouldn’t involve a very public campaign where she gets to see how people react to her death, the ultimate form of vanity. Which is what charity is all about isn’t? “MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”