Steven makes a pirate joke, then Mario follows it up with a joke about women and irons. Don’t worry, you didn’t miss much. Chuckled at the iPatch one, but I heard it delivered in pirate-speak in my head.

For everyone asking about the second one, he said he was drowning in overages (Cell phone charges for going over you calling or texting limits) and his friend changed it to “over – ages” old ladies(or old guys?) get it? Exactly. It wasn’t funny to me either.

@eenerbl: HAHAHAA I have to say i’m wating (real) old episodes of buffy the vampire slayer right now, but of course i’m thinking about buffay the vampire layer….still doesn’t stop me from thinking about ‘charlie’s anals/Lord of the g-strings/romancing the bone’ OH THEY’RE TOO BAD TO EVEN JOKE!!!!!

I’m gong to have to look into those HOOPS! Romancing the Bone huh? Now that sounds promising!

I’ve mentioned this on here before but I’m in search of that one great porn: A white dude, a black dude, a small person (they don’t like to be called midgets) and an Asian; I want a “member” comparison. A all in one film so we (I) can concur the great debate!

On a side note, I’m a firm believer that 99.99% of books are better than their movie counterpart. Clockwork is an exception. That’s not to take anything away from the book, just that it’s a brilliant film.

Also, in the book, Alex is 15, which makes his raping and sadistic ways slightly more disturbing. On the upside of the book, it gives a little more depth to things.

– Oh, and that consentual threesome he has in the film with the two hot girls? In the book, they’re 12 years old, and he lures them into his house, and gets them drunk.

I don’t know about anyone else, but the iPad sounds more like a sanitary product, than the latest must-have gadget, and having seen it up close the other day, I reckon if you strapped on a couple of wings, it’d be good to go on those heavy days.

#8 comment made me laugh, thanks ee! I just saw that movie recently and it was brilliant. Nothing like sippin’ on some milk laced with drugs to “sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.” If you can get past that, then you can appreciate the artistic side of the movie.
Now, as far as the porno version is concerned, i’d imagine it’s one of those films found in discreet warehouses where kink is the norm, and not the usual kind either.