Others may claim to have the state's best burger, but anyone who has visited Schindler's Tavern in the hamlet of New Hamburg,
southwest of Cape Girardeau, knows they are all full of baloney. Well,
that's not entirely accurate, since bologna is what makes Schindler's
burger the best. These handmade patties are topped with a slice of
fried bologna and smothered with grilled onions.

I'll admit: I've never heard of this place. Readers, have any of you tried this burger?

I don't know whether the burger uses Oscar Mayer bologna, but the mere mention of the lunch meat is an excuse to post this: