Juicy's LLC set the record for most ginormous burger ever made on Saturday at the Alameda County Fair in California. Weighing in at 777 pounds, it whooped Canada's former record of 590 pounds. Please. This is America. We invented obesity.

Juicy's Outlaw Burger—an outlaw because it broke zoning laws for awesome—was 600 pounds, or a small cow's weight, of beef, 30 pounds of lettuce, 20 pounds of onions, and 12 pounds of pickles, all wrapped like a happy hulking family inside a 110-pound bun. If you're doing the math, you'll also note that that probably means about 5 pounds of condiments. Think about that for a second. Right? Delicious. Fair-goers even got to partake of this masterpiece for 99 cents a serving. Happy Independence Month. [Consumerist, TodayImage Credit: Doug Duran/AP]