Oliver FWD: Go back to the day you met me. wats the first thing that came to ur mind and dont lie.Me: Sweet, but a pain in the a..Oliver: Wow thats really nice. thats the first things u thought? u didn't even know me how wuz I a pain.Me: You always called me names!Oliver: Oh.. haha! Nuetron. Nutso. Curly Fry. Short Stuff. I thought u were SKINNY. What happened to u, u fell off. JK. love uuuuuMe: I hate you. wut i thought of you was nicer. r u here to day.Oliver: My fault. I'll leave you alone FOR NOW. Mwahaha!Me: You're so wierd. Good, I won't have to see your face.Oliver: N yes, for you fyi i am here 2dayMe: Aw man

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Subject: Re: Text Messages (SMS) Sat Jan 19 2008, 15:15

Here's an annoying one:

Friend: Heya Shady, what'cha doin'?Me: Meditating, shut up.Friend: Why ya meditating?Me: So I don't smash your face in the next time I see you. Now SHUT UP.Friend: Ok, I'll shut up.Me: Thank youFriend: I'm shutting up now.Me: Then can you stop texting me?Friend: I'm going to shut up nowFriend: Shutting upFriend: My mouth is now sealedFriend: As is my keypadMe: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(silence)

Or another one from the same person:

Friend: Heya Shady, what'cha up 2?Me: Don't text any more, I'm at around horses at the riding stable.Friend: OKFriend: SorryFriend: I won't text any moreMe: The noise is freaking the horses out!(Silence)

Or one my brother got from one of his friends:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bearFuzzy Wuzzy had no hairSo Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

"I killed a little girl once. It haunts me everyday of my life. But when I say I dont want any girl scout cookies, dang it, I mean I dont want any girl scout cookies!"

then there is this one:Court order! You are accused of breaking into my heart and hijacking all my smiles with your cuteness. How do you plead? Guilty? You are sentenced to be my friend for life! No bail!

Friend:Im getting my hair a different color todayMe: whatFriend: blonde and pinkMe: why not purpleFriend: I dont want to get purple all of the time. I want to change it upMe: well you should get pink all over with purple highlightsFriend: yes and then you can call me cotton candyMe: Heck im gonna call ya cotton candy anyways. Hello cotton candyFriend:lolzMe: I want a cool nickname too Firend: I shall call you pickles

Hahhahahahah OMG i remember that LucyThat was hilarious.It would be funnier if we were allowed to swear on HE lol

and this happened recently:

Jenn: Im bored, whats going on in Hannahland?Me: Ehhh ... nothin' really, just outta school, on my way home now though. Hows Jennland?Jenn: Jennland is sitting in stew hall until five thirty.Me: WTF???? WHAT IS STEW HALL???*few minutes later*Jenn: I meant to type 'study' - lol. Me: *thinks* Thank god.....

AND THEN:

Jenn: (about tidying her room) Put it this way, I've got clothes, homework, folders, bits of riding equipment all over it ... and thats just the start!Me: Hahahha, have fun tidying the JUNGLE! I am soooo funny....Jenn: Ha ... ha ... not funny!Me: Then why'd you smile and snort lightly?Jenn: .... You cant prove that I did and i deny it!Me: Yeah, whateva minga...Jenn: I'll deal with you later....

^^ More or less the conversations ... i deleted my sent box the other day so I cant be positive .. lol