McLOVIN, APATOW, VINNIE JONES GET BIBLICAL

I’m pretty sure Judd Apatow knows he can do anything he wants now and just announces crazy shit to f with people.

Christopher Mintz-Plasse [Ed Note: Gayest. Name. Ever.], best known as McLovin in the summer hit Superbad, will reunite with producer Judd Apatow for Year One, a comedy set in biblical times. Year One marks Mintz-Plasse’s second movie role. He would play a platform-shoe-wearing high priest, and [Vinnie] Jones a head palace guard named Sargon. [Hollywood Reporter]

Jack Black and Michael Cera are in it as well. No one knows much about the plot, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that it’s gonna involve Seth Rogen playing video games with Jesus and having a hilarious “Know how I know you’re not Christ?” conversation. (‘Cause he’s Jewish, get it? Shut up.)

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DOR SHO GHA! Have you ever seen a guy hung like that stallion on the left????

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:11 AM

You know how I know your not Christ? Cuz I am.PWND AND WOOT!!!Fuck I’m retarded.

By: bryce

12.06.2007 @ 11:12 AM

Nice J-Man… How is my heaven application? You said you’d fast track that sucker…

By: Nominus

12.06.2007 @ 11:13 AM

JHC: The things you pwn end up pwning you.

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:13 AM

The Mighty Fek’lhr just cannot comprehend how a male could have such a massive member? How big do they grow those kotals on your planet? He just can’t get over it, that is HUGE!

By: Vince

12.06.2007 @ 11:14 AM

JHC: The things you pwn end up pwning you.K, that made me chuckle to myself. Not quite an LOL, but certainly a CTM.

By: OnorableMention

12.06.2007 @ 11:14 AM

I wonder if he’ll get McCrucified?

By: Nominus

12.06.2007 @ 11:15 AM

whats a CTM? Cry Touching Myself?

By: Lalala I can't hear you!

12.06.2007 @ 11:15 AM

I think it would be cooler if Vinnie was the priest. He could kick soccer balls at sinner’s heads. No one would skip mass fearing his vengeance. That, and there’s already pictures of him grabbing a guy’s balls, so the necessary touching boys scene wouldn’t be too much of a stretch.

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:15 AM

Don’t look too much into this bryce, but I just approved your app. yesterday. See ya later buddy.

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:16 AM

True story: Byron from the Subway story once said to me, "I read somewhere that about 4-5 inches was average for a guy, right?" NEEDLEDICK!

By: bryce

12.06.2007 @ 11:16 AM

How did people in the olden days ever make babies? The dudes are hung like mice and the chicks are all fat fucks…

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:17 AM

BTW, Nom is nommed.

By: Nominus

12.06.2007 @ 11:17 AM

Oh, chuckle to myself. Jesus, it was right there in the sentence, Nom, you fucking douche.

By: Lalala I can't hear you!

12.06.2007 @ 11:17 AM

It’s because there was no tv and no videogames, so what else was there to do?

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:17 AM

bryce:roll ’em in flour and fuck the wet spot

By: Nominus

12.06.2007 @ 11:18 AM

Tanks fek. You always were big on charity work.

By: Nominus

12.06.2007 @ 11:19 AM

I think the size of his penis is just splendid! Splendid I tell you!

By: bryce

12.06.2007 @ 11:19 AM

Yeah, but then you’d blast your load at the small exhaust port and it’d just impact on the surface…. then you’d have to poke your jizz in with your finger…

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:20 AM

Maybe if my cock was a big as that dude’s, my wife wouldn’t have insisted on us buying a great dane.

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:21 AM

then you’d have to poke your jizz in with your finger…The Mighty Fek’lhr does not understand the negative connotation here….

Seriously, though, those fucking guys I hung out with in college (Byron the Subway fucker, Ricky the pig fucker, Ted the Catholic, and Ted’s roommate) were a bunch of fucking douches. One time we got drunked up these girls and they wanted us to measure our dicks. When I said mine was 7", Byron and Ricky looked at me like I was some sort of freak. WTF?

By: Stone Soup

12.06.2007 @ 11:25 AM

True story, the guy on the left drives a Ford F350 with that stupid plastic nut sack hanging from the bumper.

By: Lalala I can't hear you!

12.06.2007 @ 11:25 AM

God’s a parapalegic. He’s being propped up by a whole bunch of cherubs. Heal thyself, I say.

By: Nominus

12.06.2007 @ 11:26 AM

True story, the guy on the left drives a Ford F350 with that stupid plastic nut sack hanging from the bumper.He also has a sticker in the window of Calvin pissing on his own balls.

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:27 AM

I don’t think that look was meant to appear as freakish Fek’lhr, but as "Oh for fucks sake, we gotta get us some of that".Fuckin’ mayonnaise using fags.

By: bryce

12.06.2007 @ 11:29 AM

Fek: Dick measuring is second only to Cock-meat sandwich eating contests on the good ship Grethor. Headbuting and slaying your enemies were 4th and 5th respecively after Arts and Crafts…

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:31 AM

The great thing about Ricky was that he was hearing impaired so he talked funny!

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:32 AM

yoo evah si a bebbe peek schuck a guise deek bafo?

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:33 AM

Deaf is the preferred nomenclature Fek. Like midget instead of little person.

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:34 AM

LOL @ FEK!!!

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:36 AM

Fek, I don’t think everyone’s heard that story before. You HAVE to tell it. Then everyone else can cry from the laughter as well.

My truck has a sticker on it that says "GAS, ASS, OR GRASS I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR ANY OF THESE"

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:41 AM

Sigh, fine J…I was in college, and we (my friends and I) were getting all drunked up and high on a Friday night. We knew this freshman Ricky who was trying to get into a frat. Anyway, we are all messed up and the movie "Babe" comes on. At some point Ricky says, "Did you guys know that baby pigs don’t have teeth?", (or, "Deed yu guise no dat bebbe peeks doan haf teef?") then he just sort of shut up about it, and we didn’t pay him no mind.Well, then Saturday night, we were getting all drunked up and high, and Rich walks in the dorm room looking like he is about to pass out. He sits down, drunker than a skunk, and says, "Have you guys ever seen a pig suck a guy’s dick?" (see above)We said "No.", and he passed out. Later that night he and his roommate were caught…"dual wielding". Fucked up.And since it has come up, "dual wielding" means watching each other whack it and pretending it never happened cuz you were drunk.

By: Patent Pending

12.06.2007 @ 11:41 AM

Now I know where I’ve seen you before JHC

By: Fek'lhr

12.06.2007 @ 11:42 AM

Oh, and since Ricky could hear with aids in he technically wasn’t deaf, but hearing impaired.

By: bryce

12.06.2007 @ 11:46 AM

So what’s it called when two (or more) dudes have a sword-fight in a baby pig’s mouth?

By: bryce

12.06.2007 @ 11:48 AM

Also, question for the dudes: Would any of you have your dick sucked by a chick at the same time as she’s sucking you off? I see it in porn all the time and think if I were there I’d be like, "Dude, I don’t want my dick to rub against your dick!"Am I wrong?!

By: JHC

12.06.2007 @ 11:49 AM

Addendum to Fek’s story. Pigs are in fact born with teeth that are so sharp, you have to use wire cutters to clip the tips off. Otherwise, they will actually try to kill each other to get at the teet that produces the most milk on the sow. Hence, Rich’s obvious look of discomfort upon returning.So endeth the porcine lecture. Carry on dickwads.

By: RoboPanda

12.06.2007 @ 11:49 AM

JHC:My truck has a sticker on it that says "GAS, ASS, OR GRASS I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR ANY OF THESE"That’s been printed on my family crest for generations. Copyright infringement lawsuit papers are on their way. Pop it. Lock it. Prepare to be served.

Would any of you have your dick sucked by a chick at the same time as she’s sucking you off?Um…yes?

By: The Luchador

12.06.2007 @ 11:51 AM

Also, question for the dudes: Would any of you have your dick sucked by a chick at the same time as she’s sucking you off? I see it in porn all the time and think if I were there I’d be like, "Dude, I don’t want my dick to rub against your dick!"Am I wrong?! So wait. In this story I have two dicks?