Packie Fantasy Football League – Week 1 Match Ups and the Draft

Well this is the 2nd year of the Packie Fantasy Football League, bringing together old friends and family ranging from coast to coast. With a $30 buy in to spice things up, the league may get a little wild. We have the same line up of teams as last year except with the addition of the Packie First Lady, Suzi, who is taking over a vacant space. Well all remember Arch Dingo, aka Joey P, take it all last year.

We conducted out 2016 draft on Monday night (8/29) and those can be viewed at the bottom of this page.

Week 1 Match ups

Game 1: My Nickname in High School (6-7) vs Team Padolsky (6-7)

This is a battle between my old friend Joey P’s wife and myself . We both finishes with the same records last year, but the Packie Pres got hot in the playoffs and I ended up finishing 3rd overall. Big Ben vs Cam Newton, two hot QB’s from the year before. This will be a good test on how the rest of the season will go. Last year I was told to take a dive not to upset the pregnant woman, I guess I like making pregno chicks mad.

Game 2: Team Rudolph (5-8) vs Arch Dingo (9-4)

This is a match up between last place and first place of the 2015 season. Rudolph got screwed with a shitty Payton last year and this year Arch Dingo decided he is going to draft my bf Tommy Brady. Until Tommy can come back week 5, Dingo is stuck with Stafford while Rudy has Russel Wilson. This is a tight league last year where the first and second place team was only separated by 4 games. A lot of tie breakers went into effect last year and this could be another year where that is true. If team Rudy losses again this year, stocks in Jameson go up. If Arch Dingo looses, he might sue you.

Game 3: Team Monaco (5-8) vs Supersonic Swifty Sloths (7-8)

The battle of the Monaco brothers. Last years team name, Juan Fernandez Fire-crowns, now the Supersonic Swifty Sloths, ended up finishing in 4th place last year. Monaco, the younger brother finish 10th. a difference of 2 wins was the difference of 4th and 10th in 2015. Monaco got a nice reliable QB this year with Luck, but the SSS decided they were going to be a hero and draft the back up to Dallas. I might as well be the back up to Dallas. unless you live in Dallas, you probably didn’t see anyone draft Prescott in your draft and if you did then a special man you are. Joey or SSS is always down for some bold moves, like the time he accused pineapple of being lazy (which soon after, Matty, Team Monaco, ate the pineapple)

Game 4: Team Chadwell (9-4) vs It’s Brittany Bitch (3-10)

Well when a cop plays a girl who didn’t even know she drafted a team, things get interested. Last year It’s Brittany Bitch ended up with a 3-10 record but then ended up getting 9th after the playoffs. This bridezilla decided she was going to go halfies with her husband to be, perhaps she should of told him about the draft. I only sent up 50 text messages. Despite her not knowing what they hell was going on, she did grab Bortles and a half decent team. Chadwell got himself Eli. Yuck a giants player, rather route for Axis powers during Saving Private Ryan. Unlike last year, Brittany bitch can’t use the pregno girl excuses. Chadwell might just PC you if he looses.

Game 5: Team Polk High (5-8) vs Green River Killers (10-3)

Team Polk High was Team Donelly last year and avoided the basement at 11th place. 2nd pick overall this year, perhaps a better record will be in Al Bundy’s future. Green River Killers, who no longer has Phil Rivers, for the 2nd year in a row, had the first pick. Last year he went Gronk first, this year he goes Brown. Now Green River Killers did finish with the best record last year, but lost in the Superbowl. Maybe he was thrown off by the timezone change, being in the west coast. Polk High got Rogers this year and Green River got Palmer, lets see how this season goes.

Game 6: Hammer Slammers (9-4) vs Team Tesneary (0-0)

Well Adam big PeePee Mallet, old third mic of the Arty & Eric Radio Show and the Hammer Slammers went 9-4 last year, making the playoffs but were asked to leave after the 1st round. Team Tesneary, aka First Lady of the Packie, is making her League debut this year. With a strong first pick of Gronk and her boy Drew Brees as QB, she may be able to put up a fight this year. Unlike Brittany, The First Lady actually picked her team, on her 30th birthday no less. Can the first lady take down the Pres and his crew? We will find out

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