Guys, if he's a GM, he can do that kind of shit. Just a simple change of code. Assign a stat to a variable, such as "Number of times KO'd" as "ko_count," then have it print something like Number of times KO'd: *ko_count*, duh. Even if he had died a thousand times, it would say

Hey.. would it be possible to like.. get murdered by you? or Jormy? I'd be honored.. even if i dlvl a lot.. i've always wanted to get murdered by a GM but i sorta like FFXI.. and Mordion Gaol, {Can i have it?}.. uh.. how would i contact you to have this done? ^^

yeah you see.. i just read the rest of them.. i just discovered the genious that is [GM]Dave and feel like an extreme retard right now :p.. Thank you, Dave. Before reading this i didnt really think GM's cared about the RMT problem. Nice to know that some of you do. :).. Now i understand lol. Now if you could just get rid of Brawlking and his cronies in castle oz so i could get Okote....

Your blog was funny the first time I read it, now it's just stupid. It's like you recycle the same bullshit everyday. Yeah you hate morons, gilsellers, etc...feed them to dragons. Rinse, repeat, try to be funny/witty. It doesn't work anymore!You might want to work on being "creative".

Hehe. Incredibly funny, as always, even though it almost certainly issn't true. (Note. I'm not saying you're not a GM, just that if you are you don't do this.)

Image was probably photoshopped. I very much doubt he made changes to the game code to do it. It's very hard to pull off. I've tried. Running around at incredible speeds is easy compared to modifying npc conversations.

What's likely is that he talked to the moogle, and took a screenshot, and just copied in the numbers and letters he needed from other parts of the game.

Want to contest this [GM]Dave lol? Well here I am. I'm waiting for you (or a dragon).

Nah - keep up the good work. I just hate to see people being so stupid...

I dont really care if he is real or not. Either way he is a prince amongst men.

[GM]Dave > [GM]Dave. See he is infinetly better. You do the maths.

I remember this one time that me and Dave went on a picnic and he made me eat a swan but I would do it again. I would gladly sell my house and all my things for Dave.Thats if he gave me his banstick ^^