Three priests were in a train station on their way home to
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely,
well endowed woman wearing a very tight sweater. She made
the three priests very nervous so they drew straws to determine
who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window..
"Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely
lost his composure and fled.

The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like
three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples
and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.

The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like
three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels
and dimes. And, I must say, if you insist on dressing like that, when
you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you.

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