India Prove Time Travel Possible After Banning Homosexuality

The international scientific community has just witnessed one of the greatest discoveries of all time, after India proved that travelling back in time is actually possible.

Authorities in Indian made the mind-blowing discovery after they successfully transported an entire nation back 153 years.

This staggering achievement was only thought to be the stuff of science fiction, but confirmed reports do in fact show that India successfully travelled back in time after banning homosexuality yesterday in the Supreme Court.

Theory

Time travel to this extend has only ever been theorised, with no nation on the planet thought to have the intellectual or technological capacity to do it effectively.

What is even more outstanding and unbelievable is the sheer scale of the experiment. It was not done with a single molecule, or small inorganic object, but an entire nation’s population.

Over 1.2 billion people were successfully transported back to the middle of the 18th century and are now expected to be back living under harsh colonial rule.

CERN

Particle physicists at CERN, the European Centre for Nuclear Research, have confirmed India’s results and said that the “significant levels of homophobia and inequality demonstrated by the country have brought it back in time more than 150 years.”

They claim that this breakthrough will more than likely be the greatest discovery in the history of human civilisation.

They are getting to work on replicating the country’s phenomenal success and have already fired all the homosexuals who worked with the scientific organisation.