We all know how it goes: You open up a present come Christmas morning and you have to plaster on that frozen smile that says "Wow, you really shouldn't have. Like seriously, why did you do this to me ohmygod."

If you're tired of seeing your back-of-the-closet mountain grow, it's time to become more blunt with what you want...but not actually being obvious about it. It's a craft to be mastered, and I've laid out tips on just how to achieve it.

Click ahead to find out how to subtly drop hints for your Christmas wishlist without being obvious. This is going to be your year, baby.