Stew for Stu - 1\5\11

There once was a girl named Sue, who was known for her fabulous stew Single as they come, her work was her fun, and that’s all she wanted to doSuitors lined up to see her, through the front door they would greet herIn they would go, they’d smile for show, and hope that their actions would please herA smile would play on her lips, and a tremble would shake through her hips,Seeing them try, to catch her eye, and off she’d send them for slipsDown the basement they would stumble, darkness surround them as they’d bumbleHearing her laugh, they’d continue their path, holding back their vulgar mumbleBut alas, it was a trap, locked in an oven with a slapYelling til they’re hoarse, ‘cause they’re the main course, feeling as if they’re a sapAnd the stew to be quite frank, was delicious despite the stankNo foul no game, this girl was a shame, and laughed her way to the bank.