By October 2007, Andrew Sullivan will have moved back to the UK, to express his disgust with the Christianist Bush administration. He converts to Islam and heterosexuality; writes books about both, neither of which sell particularly well. Sullivan will write eloquent, learned and utterly wrongheaded essays objecting to the routine quarantine of his dog pre-move, comparing it to the treatment of prisoners at Gitmo. Forced to choose between his dog and Islam, Sullivan picks the dog. And writes a book about that. Which nobody publishes. Oh, and he runs as a Labour candidate in Galloway’s old riding, with Galloway’s endorsement. And loses. No, wait — an even better book idea: Male Hysteria: A Defense