Charlize Theron Needs To Snap Out Of It

A new report in US Weekly says that Charlize Theron and Sean Peen are planning to marry this summer and adopt a child. Slow down there Charlize. You really should think this one through. You want to marry a guy who has already been divorced twice and loves hookers as much as Charlie Sheen? This is the same guy that took a hooker with him on a vacation with his wife. That is the guy you want to marry and adopt a child with? Yeah, yeah, I get the whole helping Haiti thing and you can deal with the chain smoking and never showering, but this is who you want to be linked with forever when you adopt a child together? Sean is directing Charlize in a new movie they are filming in South Africa so, since they will be in Charlize's home country this would be the perfect time. I think what it will be is Sean going all Sean while directing Charlize and she will realize that maybe the two of them are not a good fit. At all. If they do get married it won't last long so hopefully they wait before they adopt.

WAITAMINUTE they are for realz?!?!??!I thought this relationship was some publicity stunt. Wow then I take back all the great things I thought about CT if she saw/heard all the abuse Robin went through and decided to go through with this she IS an idiot.

Penn is her retirement plan. She got an Oscar for a movie that made 47 cents. She never been big enough to have points in any block busters. She's pushing 40. If she wants to live the life she gotta lock down a money mark.

Charlize is a grown-ass woman. Who she falls in love with is nobody's freaking bizness. I'm sick of all these opinions from people who don't know anything about these people. And to actually quote a tabloid?? STFU!!

WHAT is going on with Charlize??? A midlife crisis? Or maybe she's simply gotten tired of being alone? Just like Lainey (of LaineyGossip.com), I simply cannot get over that these 2 are together!!! And that he smiles so much. It's like someone else is now occupying Sean Penn's body.

I would think that if you are going the normal route to adoption that the length of a couple's relationship and marriage is a factor.

Now Charlize has presumably already passed scrutiny.

However do you think people like Charlize and Sean Penn adopt like the rest of the world does not at all. Rich people go through private channels where money talks and no one is that concerned about things like stable relationships.

Some broads get the crazy when they see 40 staring at em a short distance away. Maybe she likes playing Guess The Hooker's Color By The Flavor Of His Dick? Maybe she enjoys the aroma of stale Jim Beam and Bruises?

What I do know is she knows EXACTLY what she is getting herself into. So when TMZ has pics of her trying to hide a shiner at a lunch meeting w/ her manager/agent, nobody better be up in arms when I LOL.

@Seven – I was JUST going to mention her parents and how she was clearly not exposed to how a healthy relationship works, to say the least. That's sad, but she has more than enough money and resources for appropriate help should she realize that she could probably use it. :-/

Actually I haven't been able to read or comment in a long time due to having too much life (none of it bitter…just a good and busy job, and plenty of fresh air, thanks) but now I see readers are nasty to each other for simply commenting.

Tina- i dont think they are spending thousands and going thru private channels for an african american baby. Many prople just want to adopt in their own race, and i read there are lots more black babies. They will prob adopt haitain baby.

@Freya, they probably did, but I do remember a TV interview she did when her & Stuwart were still together, that she stateed she wouldn't get married until all people had that right. I think it may of been promo for "Battle in Seatle" that she was in & Stuart directed.

It was Brad and Angie Jo that said that. @Jessica, I think you're thinking of her Piers Morgan interview where she said a ceremony wasn't important to her, and she also said she supports the gay marriage rights. The video isn't there anymore, but there are clips from the interview:

I don't know if the rumours are true that they are getting married, though. Here's the "source" – US Weekly, that bastion of journalistic credibility.

"They want to get married very soon," a source tells Us Weekly of the couple's wedding plans. Theron, 38, "always intended to have another child," a Penn confidant adds of the actress, already mom to adopted son Jackson, 2.

@selena, don't let it get to you, you and your flying monkeys should stay! LOL, I have a t-shirt that says, "It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack!"

I think no one knows what goes on behind closed doors, and robin wright was with him for a very long time, they had two children together. So he might screw around with whores, he probably did beat the crap out of madonna, but the two of them could very well be totally infatuated, and when you are infatuated, you are infatuated. The old saying " love is blind" is an old saying for a reason. Personally, I wish them both the best of luck and hope it's not one of these tempestuous crazy relationships.

Bad choice Charlize. You really want a woman beater? Ain't no way you'll be wearing the pants. You had your chance with Renner back in day — but he don't like his women to be THAT strong minded – just hooker like.

She was so stable and non-pap hungry with Stuart, she seemed like a nice chick. Now she is constantly on gossip sites, trying to be funny in videos, running around with Sean fucking Peen etc. What's going on girl?

I think all this rush and US weekly, People and Eonline articles citing "sources close to Penn or the couple" (aka his publicist), are just because Robin Wright is happy and getting married to a hotter, talented and younger guy, Ben Foster that is. Penn was never so showy and all smiles and attending fashion shows and the Met Ball…c'mon, the guy is still hurting over the divorce. One of the sources even said they "he never wanted to be divorced" when speaking how "he's changed" with Charlize. All this Charlize story started when came out that Robin Wright was getting serious with Ben Foster.

Maybe Sean's talent is a huge turn-on. He's arguably the most gifted actor of his generation. And possibly poised to become a major directing talent. He really blew critics away with his last effort, "Into the Wild." It was only a few years ago that he dated Scarlet Johansson for a while, so I guess he's got something going for him.

I kinda agree with you that different people bring out different sides of you. BUT that has to be in you anyway. He tied Madonna up to a chair and beat her …I think with a bat. The dude has issues other than infatuation.

FingerBanger's right about one thing – I DO believe everything I read here about the Kartrashian's being whores. And I've learned all about what a "yacht girl" is. CDAN is giving me a better understanding of today's society structure than the daily paper. I'm a PROUD CDANer! So, fuck pretentious idiots like FingerBanger (is that "Finger" or "Banger" to his friends, I wonder?).

Robin's fiance is not "smoking hot." He's a creepy looking little guy who is a just a younger version of Sean Penn. How is Robin any better? This will be her third marriage too. Like I said before you people believe everything you read on here. You even believe the comments of other posters. Good grief.

Maybe they deserve each other? I think she has been very good at flying under the radar and is no where near what her public persona is. He on the other hand hasn't even tried to hide his real personality, loves his bad boy, tortured artist persona or just doesn't give a shit. This will not end well. Might as well sit back and get the popcorn ready.

I've always been a big CT fan, but I've been told, and read a lot, that she's not only flaky as hell, huge pot head, not just a casual user, but to the point of all day every day, and also a bit of a cunt. Sad.

Charlize knows exactly what she is going to get from that low life scum Penn. She can't ask for sympathy later. She is trading her ass for the big bucks and as much as I despise Penn I hope he wears her ass out.

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