Ken Sanders' "Do Not Pass Go, Go Directly to Jail"

Craig Childs: Thanks, Ken. What
makes this so unbelievable is that it is utterly believable. The man is
a hero, would have been anyway, even without a two-year sentence.

Anonymous: A hero? “Hero” is so
overused and improperly so (here, for instance) that it no longer has
any meaning. This guy didn’t charge into a burning building to save
children; he didn’t jump into a freezing river, drowning himself to save
another. He did not expect to pay the price he did for doing what he
did. What he did is commendable, but he is no hero.

Correction: Cheers to You in downtown Salt Lake City has 11 TVs. The Coldest Beers issue [July 21, City Weekly] listed an incorrect number.