Take a break

Just need to have some lunch and give my beagle some love. He went to the forest yesterday and like a dumbass decided to lick some poo. Kept us up all night with the sh-ts, poor guy. Now he’s feeling sorry for himself under the covers.

Be back in a flash…but in the meantime, just in case this was lost in the Globes drama, Neil Patrick Harrison on SNL. His monologue killed.

Don’t tell my main ‘mo Darren but I wouldn’t remember Darren if NPH wanted me for his hag. Besides, Darren lately has been entertaining gay fantasies about Mario Lopez. He says you have to be a homo to understand.