The Hippie and The Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop.

When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, â€œIf you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you.â€

The hippie, of course, says that heâ€™d love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord.

â€œIf you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder,â€ says the bus driver, â€œYou could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you.â€

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While sheâ€™s in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. â€œI am God, I have heard your prayers and