"House At Pooh Corner"

"House of Wayne Manor"

The Lyrics

Don't feel too sorry for Alfred

Batman and Robin and I work here longIn the Batcave under his estateThey go crime fighting while I mop the floorAnd believe me that odor is strongAnd I've clean up this rat hole and that's why I'm paidAnd you'd think he could hire a cute Swedish maid

So help me please BatmanIt's breakin' my backThis big house of Wayne Manor- I'm oneYou'd be surprisedThere's so much to be doneClean all the bathrooms, there's fiveAll full of guano, no lie!Need holidays from Batman and Robin, I do!

Hiring a crew isn't what I should doFor the secret just might be exposedAll up to me, with no help from the miceAnd those guys never pick up their clothesSo I take the Batcopter and go into townAnd those girls that I hire turn my frown upside-down

It's hard to explain what I do for the bossAll this butlering has it's down sideI'm as old as the hills but I still get my thrillsSleeping there with a chick by my sideSo I call them in, I kiss them and soon they are leavingI swear that old whore looks like Julie Newmar

Believe me, I'm a manI get me some "back"In the house of Wayne Manor, it's funNo one can knowThere's more girls to be doneOnce the Bat's off on a driveTake off the old suit and tieBack to the cave of Batman and RobinFeel like a slave to Batman and RobinBut I have days of poon

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