What was RGIII thinking? His Top 10 thoughts on Letterman

Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III went on The David Letterman Show on Monday night.

Here are the “Top Ten Thoughts that Went Through Robert Griffin III’s Mind When He Won The Heisman:”

10. “Now if I don’t have I.D., all I have to do is this” (strikes Heisman pose)
9. “Wonder how much I could get for the trophy on ‘Pawn Stars?’”
8. “Time to focus on my next goal: A Latin Grammy.”
7. “This thing’s going to be a nightmare to get through airport security.”
6. “Thanks to Tim Tebow for putting in a word with the man upstairs.”
5. “And everyone laughed when I asked Santa for a Heisman.”
4. “Will my teammates mind if I shower with the trophy?”
3. “Indianapolis Colts, here I come.”
2. “Crap, now I have to appear on Letterman.”
1. “How long before Kim Kardashian calls?”