On the surface, Magic’s “Rude” is about guy who wants to marry a girl. At its heart though, lies pure selfishness. The guys asks his girlfriend’s father for permission to marry his daughter. Dad says hell no, but because that…

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This article first appeared on the Taco back in 2008. It’s still one of the most hilarious things ever. If the dude had an accent, I’d assume he was Julian Assange. Dmitri, if yo…

It’s day 2 of the douchebag tournament when the real competition begins. We started with a stunning 64 douchebags and we’ve slashed that number in half to bring you some prime douche competition today. But first, let’s check out the results from …

Facebook is a great tool for reconnecting with people that you haven’t seen or heard from in years. Sometimes this reconnection is a good thing – the person has matured, they have stayed pretty much the same, and what’s different …

Perez Hilton is a pretty loathsome character. Using toilet humor and crudely drawn pictures, he spends his days mocking celebrities and acting like an all-around douche. In a way, he’s a lot like Holy Taco, except that he’s made million…

Jennifer and Scott Petkov
For those of you who don’t know, Jennifer and Scott Petkov are a lovely young couple from Trenton, Michigan, who spend their time mocking a 7-year-old girl with a terminal brain disease. Apparently, Jennifer has a ru…

Dear, Guy That Rides His Motorcycle Down My Street At 3 A.M.
I can only assume that your crotch rocket is a source of great pride for you, and you feel the only way to make the world fully aware of your pride for a bicycle that can go fast is ridin…

This is a guest article by Shane Clarke. He will not tolerate feedback from anyone named Todd.
In our ultra modern age of dot-matrix printers, fast women, and hippity-hop music, you can easily find yourself confusedly wallowing in the mire of…

The final round of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament has come to a close. It was a close competition, but we’ve got a winner:
That’s right: the winner of Holy Taco’s 2010 Douchebag Tournament is: KANYE WEST!
Befor…

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We’ve finally made it to the Championship match-up of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament! It’s going to be a vicious, no-holds-barred grudge match between two of the biggest douchebags the world has ever…