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These candidates will no longer need pompous hairdos, parties, $5000. suits and will save the taxpayers from being ripped off from their perks.

Training will begin ASAP and last 7 yrs which will give every unwilling participant plenty of time to adjust because their participation is mandatory.

Balance is no problem as they are ideal for the task at hand already being mentally imbalanced.

Since there will be no showers for months they can seize the opportunity of smelling their own stench of which the American People no longer will have to endure.

Food is served in varieties of tasty mush but that’s no problem because they’re masters at hallucinating their self serving agendas which is a never ending plate full.

Once they launch on this long trip to Mars, they will have plenty of time to bicker, out manipulate one another, fight for their selfish rights and tolerate the hot air they will be blowing off.

Recreation will be easy for them as a good time would be keeping an eye on that oxygen mask, even that body suit, just in case any opposing party decided to disagree and it’s SPACE WALK TIME !!!

Arrival and landing has got to be the mostest to be looking forward to. Once outside not a peep out of anyone, for just one outspoken breath of political jargon without a spacesuit and that politician is BYE BYE !!!

Survival will be the most fun as both parties will have to scratch and dig to find a way to live together. When they build their huts, just think how their different territories will look hanging on shingles: Republican……Democrat……Independents…etc!

WHOOPS! Guess folks back on EARTH know the rest of the story, “They’re gonna start that same scenario all over again. BUT the best part is they are up there and we are down here!!!