You know, I have 3 kids and am happily married. Having sex 2-3 times a day with wifey right now. Just last night we went at it from 1am to 2am. Yeah sure we had our "dry" spells going almost a month at times but no complaints here. Our secret is that we really love each other.

Sorry, Subtard, article is pretty spot-on. Prioritize sex over other things (e.g. planning birthday parties your kids won't even remember), prioritize your spouse's needs over your kids' whiny wants or social pressures. Sorry you're in an unhealthy marriage and/or obsessive relationship with your non-dominant hand instead of with a mature adult woman but those of us who have both kids and successful marriages are perfectly happy taking the attitudes the article suggests.

/if you make lots of noise while your newborn sleeps, she will sleep through crazy screaming orgasms later in life just fine

eltejon:skullkrusher: willicus: My wife is 35 weeks pregnant with our first, so I'm looking forward to our sex lives going back to normal in a few weeks.

/What? Why is everybody laughing?

my wife's sex drive went into overtime when she was preggo. Now, not so much. Little Life Ruiners

/congrats and good luck!

Had that happy time with our first kid too. It contributed to my go ahead for number two. Sadly, that lightning didn't strike twice and insomnia put a big damper on the fun (1 1/2 times in 40 weeks). But with both kids, she has been very ok and willing to let me fulfill my lactation fetish.

You know how some folks have outside dogs? Well, I'm thinking about having a yard kid. I'll build him a treehouse or something, leave food at the back door, and get him one of those large water coolers run from an extension cord out of the garage. No way that little bastard gets in the house.