Great. The first big sneeze of spring just hit - the kind that alerts me to the burgeoning pollen count. I need to work outdoors today, so I'll be up to my eyeballs in antihistamines. Unlike MOM, I don't like to work in the garden wearing a bee-keeper's helmet to filter particulates.

People are saying that a thing called "Tiangong-1" will fall out of the sky on April 1, more or less anyway. Please be aware that this is NOT what it purports to be! It is actually the "mother ship" of yet another force, sent by the Galactic Overlord, to crush the courage and determination of Terrans, the rightful owners of what we call "Earth."

TO ARMS!! TO ARMS!! For they are coming to enslave you and turn you into hamburger-on-the-hoof! It's not too late to grab your blaster and FOLLOW ME!!!!!

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in southeastern New England, one consequence of snowstorm after snowstorm, with ice, freezing, downed trees, and power failures, is that electronic communications are tangled and snarled up even after the streets have been plowed and the motor traffic is rolling along as usual.

Having no computer at home of my own, I rely on public computer workstations. And these have not been the same since all the storms hit. The internet providers hereabouts are all overburdened and slow. Don't even ask about telephones and voice-mail; here at a local branch of FedEx Office [formerly known as Kinko's] the staff is cheerfully working jobs at their copiers and printers, with electricity on, but their telephones are snarled up and they can't call out without hitting voice-mail hold-message recordings.

Because of its geography, rain DOES fall "up" (as does everything else) in places in the Southern Hemisphere (like Australia and New Zealand). This is not embarrassing for ladies in skirts or men in kilts, because the gravity there is also reversed. Newton's classic "FG = Gm1m2/r2 uses both negative and imaginary numbers below the Equator. That is why Tuvalu has already established colonies on the Moon, Mars, and several asteroids, as the escape velocity there is negative ("falling upwards").

To answer DtG's original question, we in the North are "under the weather" of the South.

I never knew there were so many, many kinds of sandwiches as there are there: poi, poi and cheese, big poi, whopper poi, quarter poi, double poi, poi with bacon, poi with horseradish sauce, poi tacos, bigger poi, poi and swiss on rye...more Sandwiches in those Islands than you can imagine.

"That leaves Gnu totally blameless and above the fray. Gnu you are the new paragon of virtue by default!"

Ahhh, we have Just-In to be ashamed of. Lyin', two-faced little rich kid POS. Did you see him in India? What a fuckin' joke.

Okay, I gotta run up the genie. Make sure she's up for anything. Shouldn't be bad according to ECanada but I got seagulls up the ass here. Seagulls can see way out to sea, see? And when seagulls see what they see coming in from the sea, the get away from the sea. Of course, it was garbage day today so... we'll know how much snow we're gonna get after it stops snowing.

I think A had his last chemo in the series. Now to get to feeling better again!

I've lugged rocks and pieces of concrete around the yard for the past couple of days. This is nothing like the planetary play Rap suggests, and before someone else suggests it, this is not a way to get one's rocks off. I did smash a toe, though, and had to get that rock out of the way quickly.

This is the kind of stuff called high risk-high reward. I first saw this concept presented in a Scientific American magazine almost 10 years ago. It looked promising. It predicts up to 8 different Higgs 'God particles' but 4 is a good start.

Rap that is just salacious word play with celestial mechanics. tsk tsk play is good

It is true that I have played with suppositions about the cosmos for 50 years. With the more I have playfully learned from the serious measurements of dedicated scientists the more I can back up my claims. For example; (roll eyes or not)

Uniting quantum gravity with relativity is a dead end. To best unfold the New Physics it is far more important to unite Field Physics with Relativity in which quantum behavior is the fundamental vibrating music of the cosmos.

The new field force carrier is not just one Higgs boson, it is as many as 4-8 variants of the Higgs. These other variants are called technicolor versions that simply have their quarks in different configurations. (we do not yet know which variant we may have detected in the HADRON collider)

My serious explanations of the mysteries of Expansion*, Dark matter* and dark energy* are as follows:

In the begining when space time was born and all the universe's spinning fundamental particles and forces were forged and began their journey through time, the great mass of the expansion phase of the early tiny universe was slowed to a crawl by the effect of mass on spacetime . To us it would appear as if very little time passed and only seemed faster than light. Eventually the universe appears to expand at a phenomenal rate.

Measurements show that after 4 billion years the expansion appears to slow down. Gradually the slowing expansion stopped after 7 billion years and up until now an acceleration of the universe is in full sway. My theory is that black holes forge many of the variants of higg bosons, some of which expand space instead of only giving mass to matter. These different kinds of higg bosons may number from 4 to eight different kinds and produce all the forces and forms of matter including dark matter and space time. Just as the big bang produced different kinds of bosons, so do black holes which have effected the expansion of the universe. These exotic forms of technicolor bosons forged in black holes like the forging of fundamental forces in the big bang, have now significantly increased more technicolor bosons and tipped the balance that are now causing the accelerated expansion of the universe.

Usually I only say that black holes are respondsible for the acceleration of our universe hoping someone might ask why, but no one ever has.

Who'da ever thought a dyslexic savant could come up with a more simple Occam Razor explanation of the mysteries of the cosmos?

Amos, this is the way my 'tendril' feels the Cosmos and all its attractions and repulsions.

Mom, I'm sorry I haven't been around lately, but I am trying very, very hard to cope with the weather. I mean, 77F during the day and 65F at night, for days and days on end. Maybe a little rain, but maybe not.

Anyway, I went to a Doc In A Box today for a cough that's pretty ugly. Just a cough, but I guess if I go to Hawai'i or Norway I get sick. I shan't say what I think of that.

Amos, stick it! You can do it! Stay the course! Tie yourself to the wheel if you must!

Just went out to the parking lot to scrape off the parked car. The falling snow covered the car as fast as I could scrape off the snow that had fallen last night. Visibility? Well, you CAN see across the parking lot. Just. It will be after dark before long. Not going out again until after sunrise.

A friend in NYC tells me the snow flakes are smaller today, unlike the big sloppy non-stick ones last week. He also thinks New England (his people are in Massachusetts) will get clobbered. Stay warm, all of you (if any MOABites are up there).

Amos, a number of us have been there - that hole from which parts of your personal chakra are removed does heal, and you learn to compensate for the parts that you lost. You're joining a large and welcoming club of survivors.

I saw a picture of sea=salt that claimed to be hundreds of year old, and it had a best-by date of next year on it, Go figger. I have slowly rebounded thus far but tomorrow--oh, tomorrow!--I re-enter the biochemical Maw of Medicament as predicamentary prey, or a subject of the predicate, as you whist.

I will struggle to play that night but the next day will be riddled with slugs of lassitude and spasms of the upper GI and great indolence of brain. This is called Going Through Hell to get to the Other Side, which is called Getting Better.

Then, the voodoo cannibals tie me up again and cut me open in order to Remove Important Parts. Assuming none of the foregoing kills me, I will then be declared a Cancer Survivor and will be sent home to nurse my resentments and crawl out of the hole I did not, myself , dig. This is the Modern Miracvle of American Health Care post Nixon, also known as Shit Creek Sans Paddle. But if it does not kill me, it will surely make me more calloused one way or the other.