An idiot trying and attempting to use way too many buzzwords out of his or her range, demographic, and or lifestyle;
Complete useless poser; An over inflated and vane attempt at
being clever, transparent and contrived.

The hypocrite squid bag started talking to me like he was actually there and he had some kind of a priori knowledge as to the cathartic events that took place, all the while cross referencing his own lies and the latest media watch words.