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CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES – Caesar, son of the talking apes from the future, finds out about the humans’ slave trade in ape servants, and he’s not having any of it. Caesar apparently convinces these non-talking apes to rebel merely by looking at them, and they rise up and say “NO!” This […]

BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES – Astronaut Brent shows up on this surprisingly Earth-like planet, on a rescue mission to find Taylor. Enter the insane nuclear missile worshiping remnants of the human race, hiding underground, and it’s time to destroy the Earth again. This film feels like a rehash of the first film, as […]

FRIGHT NIGHT (1985) (Netflix) – Hardly even a horror film by even the most relaxed PG 80s standards… It’s a bit like REAR WINDOW was made as a 1980s, PG vampire flick. Also a bit bizarre to see Married With Children’s Marcy Darcy as a teenager. I thought I should remind myself of the baseline […]

PLANET OF THE APES (Netflix) – This original holds up nicely; I’d forgotten how much intro there is as the astronauts land and explore. The only thing I could think when they landed though; 4 member crew, one woman (dead on arrival) and three guys to repopulate a world “3000 years’ travel away from Earth”… […]