(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a pi...

(Washington, D.C.) Has Ann Coulter lost it? In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, "When I read some of the things I've written, I cringe. A principled, right wing, committed person of good conscious, not to mention modest, such as m...

It's all change at Walthamstow Bus Garage for driver Harry Dawkins, as any day now he's going to park the No. 45 for the last time. Septuagenarian Harry (81) has worked for the bus company since leaving school in 1940 and during that time he&...

The Christian world was shocked to its religious roots, today, when the Catholic Church announced that Pope Benedict XVI had been sacked for wearing a cross at work. The Pope had apparently been warned before that the likely consequence of his blatan...

NEW YORK (AP) - After Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. abandoned plans on Monday to publish a book and air a two-part interview with OJ Simpson, it is rumored that Simpson will instead host a 20-part Fox TV series examining the careers of "some o...

Constellation of Sagittarius, Southern Hemisphere/Milky Way - (ReuterUs): They came at the dawn of time from the arsehole end of the universe, the Constellation of Ophiuchus - also known as Serpentarius - which gave them their adopted name of the Cul...

TEL AVIV (Reuters)-- Widespread criticism of Israel in the Arab and Islamic world eased dramatically on Tuesday when Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Olmert declared that Israel "was now an Islamic nation."...

OXFORD, England - Editors at the Oxford Dictionary of English worked late into the night all weekend to determine definitively what "N" word former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards said during a performance last Friday.

An astonishing claim is being made this morning by Aberdeen butcher, Bill Banger. He tells the Spoof that he believes the sawdust that's sprinkled on his shop floor is possessed by the spirit of Lawrence of Arabia.

Reporters have learned that Columbia University has been stonewalling efforts to learn more about the Sawdust Head phenomenon due to pressure from government agencies including the Department of Justice.

Jerry Seinfield, on-screen neighbor of Kramer (Micheal Richards) told Seinfeld fans after Richards (Kramer) 'went plum looney' in a comedy club and all but donned a KKK robe and burned a cross in the middle of the comedy club singing KUNTE KI...