A guy catches a frog. She speaks to him:
"Let me go and I will grant you 3 wishes"
The guys just kicks the frog and while she was flying through the air he wishes for a Bently. When he came home, there was a Bentley in front of his house, with his name on the registration plates. Suddenly he realized what he has done, so he ran back to find the frog. After some searching he managed to find it, but she told him that he now needs to fuck her in order to get his other 2 wishes.
"What, forget it, I'm not fucking a frog" - he said
"Well then, you won't get you other 2 wishes then" - the frog replied
So the poor man agreed to fuck her and as he was fucking her, she turns into a beautiful 16 year old girl...
"And that's the truth, Your Honor, I swear it happened just like that..."

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.-Hunter S. Thompson