2014 was a watershed year for hunky dreamboats getting locked down by marriage and family. We’re sure they’re probably happy being husbands, fiances, and fathers, and we know we probably didn’t have a chance anyway, but saying goodbye hurts just the same. Sure, you can still dream about them, but know that your chances at running away with [insert hot guy here] to watch reality TV and eat cheesesteaks forever and ever have seriously dwindled. It’s time to pour one out for the handsome bachelors we lost in 2014.

If you’re up for it, take a look at how George Clooney said goodbye to bachelordom, with a classy wedding weekend in Venice.