Go to Sleep in Style in These Kitschy Star Trek Onesie Pajamas

Anybody can go to bed at night, but throw on a Star Trek onesie and you can boldly go to sleep instead.

The Star Trek onesies from jumpinjammerz.com come in adult sizes, which is strange considering there's no child sizes available. These are definitely for the young at heart. Customers have a choice between the captain's yellow, Spock's blue number and the guaranteed death color, red. There's a whole Internet meme based around how red shirts always get killed, so purchase your death wish Star Trek onesie with caution. No word on The Next Generation or other Star Trek series onesies, so the original 1960s versions will have to do for now.