Update: After many hours of patching and subsequent server outages, Blizzard's claiming everything's good to go. If, however, you kick open a rotten stump only to discover an outpouring of bugs instead of loot, you can take your complaints here.

Original article:Hey everyone, I just played Diablo III without a single hiccup! Ow, argh, oof, ugh, whyyyy. Oh, I get it: you're all beating me because my experience is atypical, and instead of feeling happy for me and perhaps throwing some form of party, you're booting my ribs from my body (henceforth known as 'Error 37-ing') out of rage at what you've encountered. Oh you guys. Fortunately, Blizzard claims a round of 'emergencymaintenance' should have things functioning far, far better than new.