@ wit’s end

There are numerous Twitter accounts highlighting the accomplishments of Long Islanders, but we’ve found only one focused on the downside of life here: @LongIslandProbs.

Dishing the dirt on “the place you love to hate,” Long Island Problems has become the go-to account for real-time traffic alerts, general griping – “Why is it taking so long for Wawa to come to Long Island?” @deannawolf29 wondered – and spot-on humor from followers like @rd_aloe.

“Nothing like a day of swimming in the Long Island Sound to make sure your immune system is paying attention,” he quipped recently.

And this one from @robkiley24, posted in February as historic Winter Storm Nemo was bearing down on us: “Everyone relax. LIPA crews are en route to New Orleans.”

The anonymous account holder also tips his 24,000 followers on bone-marrow drives, business openings and other community-type events, plus the latest developments in Lindsay Lohan’s doom spiral.