Pop. Politics. Sex. So On.

March 24, 2004

In our book, they'll always be sexier than her PVC catsuit

He could have just said, "no," but here's how Pierce Brosnan shot down the rumor that Britney Spears would be the next Bond Girl: "I don't involve myself in the rumors of Bond and I try and stay occupied with other films when I'm not doing it, but Britney, no. Bless her cotton socks and good luck to her. Keira Knightley maybe!"

Yes, as if the thought of either Britney or Keira in Pussy Galore bikinis wasn't enough, he goes and conjures up an image of Britney's cotton socks. Somehow those last two sentences strike us a perfectly crafted to make Uncle Grambo's nipples explode with delight.