UPDATE: Thanks to a tipster to QuietEarth, we now have a synopsis: "it’s about a wrestler named Tyrannosaurus Rex who is on the run from a biker gang from hell. The idea for the film is loosely based on the comic book Zombie did with Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) entitled THE NAIL." Here’s the synopsis for the comic: Hunted in one of the most desolate regions of America, preyed upon by an evil that does not sleep, Rex Hauser is The Nail – and it’s time he took a stand. A semi-pro wrestler, Hauser has been touring the country performing at small-time arenas until the fateful night he and his family run afoul of a bloodthirsty gang of Satanic bikers stalking the North Dakota Badlands. Now he’s a lone man fighting for the survival of his loved ones in a no-holds-barred standoff against the forces of Hell itself! The Nail is a relentless, unflinching portrait of the heart of darkness, and what one man will sacrifice to hold it at bay. -Thanks to Robo for the tip

I hate/love it when the dinosaurs cut up my shirt to be more primal. They want to de-accentuate my arms. So pushy theese dinosaurs.

06.24.08 at 10:04 am

jokerswild

It’s times like these that I really miss Lala/AGB. Certainly she would appreciate my classical greek literary knowledge.

06.24.08 at 10:07 am

Donkey Hodey

Antigone was not so much a sequel, Erswi. Good story though, those old timey Greeks sure knew how to write some fucked up stuff.

06.24.08 at 10:08 am

Donkey Hodey

BTK, I love Rob Zombie, but I think the tagline should be 51% mothefucker, 49% Son of a Bitch, 100% chance this movie curves the bullet.

06.24.08 at 10:10 am

jokerswild

mothefucker? what’s a mothe?

06.24.08 at 10:10 am

Stinky Peet

Michelle, you should start going to the Hulk’s tailor.

06.24.08 at 10:11 am

Stone Soup

It’s nice to see motherfuckers are still good negotiators.

06.24.08 at 10:13 am

Casablanca Bourguignon: Renaissance squirrel

Fucking Greeks. Can you use "Motherfucker" on a poster? It’s about fucking time.

06.24.08 at 10:14 am

Burnsy

Rob Zombie’s MySpace name is Robert Bartleh Cummings, Esq. *** Please message before friend requesting as common courtesy, thank you ***

06.24.08 at 10:17 am

Burnsy

My MySpace name is Thunder Durst ’65.

06.24.08 at 10:21 am

affleckwasthebomb

I can’t take you seriously as a filmmaker if you comunicate via Myspace.

06.24.08 at 10:23 am

Burnsy

What if you spy on adult men little girls via MySpace?

06.24.08 at 10:24 am

Pauly Dangerously

If I was a dinosaur, I would be a Lickalottapus.

06.24.08 at 10:24 am

Donkey Hodey

BTK Erswi, where the fuck were you the last two times I made a Jocasta joke in here?

06.24.08 at 10:25 am

Darth T

Awesome film I will go see this, with my 6 year old son.

06.24.08 at 10:26 am

affleckwasthebomb

that’s up to you burnsy, I don’t judge, that’s what a judge or Chris hanson is for

06.24.08 at 10:28 am

jokerswild

Sorry bro. I guess I was antiGONE.

06.24.08 at 10:31 am

jokerswild

Yeah so it looks like you’re technically correct Donkey. Antigone is not considered a true sequel to Oedipus Rex. Oedipus at Colonus fills that bill. Antigone is more of a seperate story, at a later time featuring the same family. Kinda like a Louis Lamour book in that way. Louis Lamour . . . anyone? Fuck you guys.

06.24.08 at 10:32 am

Donkey Hodey

Danny Trejo is the Mexico violence flick version of Rainn Wilson. He brings enough to improve the product, but he can’t carry it on his own.

06.24.08 at 10:35 am

Donkey Hodey

No problem Erswi. I think what we’ve all learned today is that it’s pretty fucking boring arguing Greek tragedies in a thread about a Rob Zombie murderporn.

06.24.08 at 10:37 am

Burnsy

Wait, is this a Garbage Pail Kid?

06.24.08 at 10:39 am

Pauly Dangerously

If they would have switched the snakes with a T-Rex, Snakes On a Plane would have been 10x better….

Motherfucker!

06.24.08 at 10:43 am

Donkey Hodey

I bet I can tell you which one of the three people in that poster dies first…

06.24.08 at 10:45 am

Pauly Dangerously

That’s a “sucker’s bet” Donk.

06.24.08 at 10:46 am

Stone Soup

Ironically, Samuel L. Jackson is only 3% Motherfucker. The balance is a compositition of equal parts ‘God Damn’, ‘Shit’ and ‘That is a tasty burger!’.

06.24.08 at 10:47 am

Donkey Hodey

New up.

06.24.08 at 1:00 pm

Aimless Leon

I call bullshit. Nothing this interesting ever happens in North Dakota.

06.24.08 at 7:43 pm

LeapinLizards

Having this little bit of heaven UNDER the post about Disaster Movie just doesn’t seem right dunnit?