The City of Chicago is basking in the glow of the Hawks' glorious Stanley Cup victory over the Flyers (guess the series wasn't fixed after all). Let's take a look at how the Chicago media is celebrating the Hawks winning their first Cup since 1961:

Blackhawks win Stanley Cup! Defeat Flyers in 6 for first title since '61

Some headlines and stuff we might see in the aftermath of the World Series:

Rick the Indignant Sportswriter here!!! How dare they vote a Designated Hitter the MVP of the Holy Fall Classic!! How could they? The DH is a blight upon humanity!! A Curse!! An abomination!! He is only three-fifths of a human being! He has no rights under God or our Constitution!! He......