I do coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke ...

That's exactly what I thought too.if I don't make money then I can't pay taxes, if I don't pay taxes then it will be difficult for the country to pay salary to teachers, if teachers can't get paid then they will not be dedicated to teaching, if they are not dedicated to teaching, then this will impact our nation's future, if our nation's future is impacted, then it will be difficult for China to advance and develop, and the Chinese people will degenerate into a barbaric race. If the Chinese people degenerate into a barbaric race, then the USA will begin to suspect that our nation has large-scale murderous weapons, if our nation has large-scale murderous weapons, then the USA will start a war with China and World War III will erupt

rocinante721:I do coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke to get the energy to work harder to make more money to buy more coke ...

that bosnian sniper:What's the takeaway on this, Chinese sixth-graders have a rudimentary understanding of global warming and over here we're still struggling to convince our own population what it actually means?

He thinks that his not getting a job will increase global warming. I think most Americans have approximately the same level of knowledge.

"I must begin working harder, because if I don't work hard and review well, then my grades will not go up, and I will be scolded by my parents, and if I get scolded by my parents then I will lose self-confidence, if I lose self-confidence then I will not finish my studies, if I do not finish my studies then I will not graduate [from university], if I can't graduate from university then I will not find a good job, if I don't find a good job then I won't be able to make money, if I don't make money then I can't pay taxes, if I don't pay taxes then it will be difficult for the country to pay salary to teachers, if teachers can't get paid then they will not be dedicated to teaching, if they are not dedicated to teaching, then this will impact our nation's future, if our nation's future is impacted, then it will be difficult for China to advance and develop..."

I'm sure this first part is drilled into every student. This kid, with his wit, just thought it through to its logical conclusion.