Rihanna and Chris Brown arriving at Hooray Henry's nightclub in West Hollywood (6/19)

Rihanna and her rumored new boyfriend, French soccer star Karim Benzema, were spotted at Hooray Henry's nightclub in West Hollywood on Friday night. Also there? Chris Brown. Wow, things must have been super uncomfortable for him. "Wait, so if I hit this Karim guy, he'll hit me back? Eeeek!"

Rihanna at the "China: Through The Looking Glass" Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York (5/4)

The annual Costume Institute Gala was at the Met in New York last night, and one of the celebrities attending was Rihanna. Though you probably wouldn't have known it if you were there. I swear, she is such a wallflower. It's almost as if she has to force herself to go to these social functions.

Rihanna is currently in Hawaii for her assistant's wedding, and she's been kind enough to post some pictures of herself in a bikini. I hope her ass makes the official wedding album. It can go right next to that picture of all the bridesmaids and groomsmen making wacky faces. It's a formal event! But they're making wacky faces! LOL!

Well that didn't last long. Leo DiCaprio and Rihanna are no more. After a quick little fling, Leo was seen making out with another chick Sunday at 1OAK nightclub in Hollywood (a blonde model of course). Rihanna happened to be there, too, but Leo couldn't pull off the triple kiss. Rookie. From Radar:

DiCaprio was spotted hanging with a blonde model at 1Oak in L.A. on Saturday, February 7 -- and they were definitely more than friends. "They were making out," an insider tells Radar, and they didn't care who saw -- even though Rihanna was only feet away!

"Rihanna was at the owner, Richie Akiva's table, downstairs," an insider tells Radar exclusively. "Leo was at a separate table. He had his own by the DJ booth."

Of course this wasn't gonna work -- it was just a temporary thing, like a cheat day for dieters. You eat healthy day after day, but that one day a week, you splurge and get a pizza. Leo fucks blonde model after blonde model, but that one day a year, he splurges and fucks a Barbadian singer. But now he's back on track and actually inside a young blonde model as I type this. 22-year-old Mandy from Abilene, Texas. Good Christian girl. Real salt of the earth.

So Leo DiCaprio probably banged Rihanna over the weekend. And he didn't even beat the shit out of her afterwards. What a true gentleman. From TMZ:

Spies tell TMZ, Leo and RiRi were gettin' super steamy and even swapping spit. A friend of Leo's tells us the kissing didn't happen ... but 2 people who were there say it did ... It's not clear if they left together but we're told they ended up at the same after-party -- along with 50 Cent -- and things got even hotter.

Wait a minute, Rihanna's not a supermodel, has never walked the runway for Victoria's Secret, and most certainly doesn't have blonde hair and blue eyes . . . FAKE LEO DICAPRIO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LEO DICAPRIO?!?