Chocolate Cocks: Dick of the Day

19 Feb

Chocolate Cocks – Dick of the Day

Today, we have a shit load of chocolate cocks to give out. First, let me take you down south. Past Mexico we go, through Central America, and to the beaches of Argentina. Here we find a whole gaggle of dingleberries that are too busy fishing for likes on social media to realize what they are doing. I’m the dickatyourdoor.com santa and I have a bag full of chocolate cocks to give out to everyone participating in this societal ridiculousness.

Two baby dolphins have been killed today. Overfishing you say? Nope. Some ancient tradition that calls for dolphin skin to cure illness? Sure not. These dolphins were taken from the water by a crowd of tourists on the beaches of Buenos Aires in order to take selfies for social media. Taking a life of a beautiful creature for the sake of a false sense of worth via social media likes is literally the worst thing I have ever heard.

Remember dolphins are one of the mammals most closely linked to a human mind. With that in mind, imagine a poor child being passed around a group of people until it died for the sake of fake likes and internet circle jerks. Eeesh.

Obviously the bigger issue here isn’t the selfies, but the culture surrounding us. However, I’m not going to use chocolate cocks as means to create a stage. I would love to simply make you dick eaters laugh. This will be much lighter tomorrow. Eat a dick.

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