Trying to do his best Chris Davis impression, Bryce Harper tried to break his bat over his thigh following his second strikeout in a row during yesterday’s Nats and Cubs game. As you would expect, Bryce failed to break it, and tried to act natural as he casually tossed the bat to the side.

Ever since he came back from a thumb injury that put him on the disabled list, Harper is batting .190, so you can understand his frustration. But if you can’t break the bat, don’t even try, cause you look like a total dip shit as you try to play it off like no one was watching.