HORSEMEN OF THE ROBOPLASTIC APOCALYPSE

HELLO MY FELLOW MACROCRANIANS
and Gobotronians and Warriors Wheeled and Shogun-ian
and all you other Roboplastic historians.
Welcome to the Roboplastic Podcastalypse!

It is my show diabolical and diecastical,
full of stories Mattelogical and Hasbroplastical.
Like me you'll soon be robotarded its inevitable
as you listen to the Roboplastic Podcastalypse.

It's my techspectacular spectacle,
a die-cast plastic robot festival.
You can feel it in your techspec-testicles
as they explode from the Roboplastic Podcastalypse!

So welcome Voltron-olojists and GoDaiKin-ists
Here we will speak like Galactic Men
and Micronaut-ian scientists.
And we will be each others' Cybertronian psychiatrists.
Because we're all gonna need therapy
after the Roboplastic Podcastaypse.

Welcome to the Kingdom Roboplastico,
home to muchos robots fantasticos and metallicos.
I am the Evil King Macrocranios
and this is the archive of the...

Episode 36: How to make Rocket Punch (and other lessons in Combatra-tive Dissonance)
-Watching a Combatra giftset auction end and reminiscing about the Shogun Warriors

Episode 35: A couple days ago at a convention far, far, away in Texas….
-Talking to artists and experiencing the more roboplastical side of Star Warsiness at Fan Days 2011

Episode 34: PODCASTALYPSE RULE 34-If it is a mental disorder, there is a toy robot of it
-Looking at why GI Joe couldn't have one paranoid schizophrenic swamp man but Transformers was full of depressed Lamborghini robots and self hating tank jets.

Episode 33: ALL THE WAY TO WILDSVILLE!
-Talking to Derek Yaniger about Transformers:Generation 2 at DragonCon 2011

Episode 25: Storytelling with Michael Golden
-The King of the Acroyears talks to the King of Macrocrania about Star Wars, Micronauts and collecting toy robots!

Episode 24: OF HEROES & VILLAINS, DINOSAURS, EXOSUITS AND OTHER SCARY THINGS
-Harrowing tales of survival from Renee Witterstaetter, who lived through repeated trips to a park full of dinosaurs and also a space war with mutant martians in the year 2119.