It took Seattle six months to wash all the excess fail it had picked up into Puget Sound after the 2007 event. This created a three-mile wide oil slick that was later determined to be Astroglide and synthetic fur. After a few days of Comic-Con 2015 in San Diego, 2,000 gallons of bleach was dumped to try and disinfect the weeb bacteria, and deodorize the stench of manchild.

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With the convention being called comic-con you'd figure it would be all about comics but the only real shit to do with comics anymore is the hordes of weeaboos and 13-year olds that took over the convention gathering around to suck Stan Lee's cock even though none of them has read a single one of his comics. They all probably tell him how great batman was. There probably still is like 3 booths about comics but they've been mostly beaten out by all the Sephiroth strip shows.

Perhaps the most fail aspect of comic-con is the amazing amount faggot weeaboo cosplayers there are. These people actually think they're cool because they dress up as their favorite animu character and harass people. You can expect to will see costumes of anything from star wars, final fantasy, obscure indie shows/movies/games, final fantasy, anime , popular video games,sometimes though rarely Comic-books, or even final fantasy. It is a good idea to keep your ass covered around these guys.

Every once in a while you might see some one with a really cool, well made costume, maybe even from something you like. If you do remember, just because their costume is cool doesn't mean they are, if they spent the time to make a good costume it is very likely that they are obsessive no-life faggots and approaching them could have dire consequences.

As for these hot girls, aside from bringing much win to the convention through their hotness they also contribute something else very important. Without them the convention would smell at least 100 times worse. You see the Nerd is a lazy thing and when he knows he will only be around his fellow nerds he can feel assured that they will accept him and his smell, no matter how horrendous, so why shower? When the women came into the equation everything changed. These genius men feel that if they shower and groom themselves they can get into the pants of one of the Double-D skinny chick dressed as Tifa that now attend the convention. This of course never happens, evar, but is still a pleasure to those who still have properly working noses. Their hotness also attracts a certain level of douche-baggery from the male gender as to be expected from any area populated by half naked hot chicks, but unless you're gay it's totally worth it.