Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Kim and Kanye Branded Ignorant in Iceland

Kanye West and his wife Kim Kardashian have been branded ignorant by Icelandic locals after they keep accusing one another of passing gas, failing to realize they are on a volcanic island and that what they're actually smelling is sulfurous fumes...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have documented every moment of their Iceland adventure over the last week - and there's been one common theme. A mystery smell has followed them everywhere, and it even led to one poor driver being accused of farting as he drove them around.

Locals have since explained the smell is actually down to the sulphurous fumes from Iceland's volcanic springs.

One local explained: "They would have seen that in the guidebooks if they'd read them. Most people would know that Iceland is volcanic."

How dare they make fart jokes. They should be hung. Kidding around with each other like "people" or something. One time I saw her walking out of a bathroom...in public...with SHOES ON!!!! Fuckin bitch!!!!