Ebola Victims Articles

The original title of this post was supposed to be “Superman & Captain America”. Both Henry Cavill and Chris Evans were at the pre-Globes party hosted by W Magazine last night at Chateau Marmont. Cavill also hung out with Amy Adams; Ben Affleck wasn’t there to complete the photo opportunity. Full Story

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger spent most of the weekend in Nashville. But before that, it was Art Basel and Miami. And parties. And everyone’s been all like, Maria Shriver’s wholesome boy is getting corrupted by the bad girl of pop.
Please.
Patrick Schwarzenegger grew up stupid rich and super connected in Hollywood with Kennedy blood raging through his body. Full Story

A few months ago, I got a terrible cold sore that eventually went away, but kind of left a weird discoloration below my lip that I haven’t been able to get rid of. Sorry to be gross, but it’s an appropriate analogy for this Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan story.
Lohan, as we know, is in Miami for Art Basel, appreciating art and doing yoga by the pool. Full Story

Miley Cyrus was rumoured to have been hooking up with Benji Madden around Halloween. And she was just photographed hanging out with DJ Afrojack in Amsterdam. Both Madden and Afrojack dated Ebola Paris Hilton. Miley is flirting with a dangerous infection. Ebola Hilton is a sick, demented abomination of nature. Full Story

And many of you do as you’re disgusted by his photos and how he depicts his subjects, you won’t mind these pictures at all, even though Ebola Paris Hilton is in them. Richardson has allowed himself to be infected by Hollywood Ebola. It’s all over him. It’s coursing through his bloodstream right now. Full Story

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. If you’re here for Charlie Hunnam dropping out of Fifty Shades Of Grey, please scroll down to get caught up. We posted several new articles yesterday. Apologies for the delay on Homeland and Masters Of Sex. Due to the holiday, the newest recap will go up this morning.

If you’re pissy from eating too much dry bird – you will never convince me that turkey, especially the white meat, can ever be as juicy as real meat – how about some Ebola Paris Hilton to scare you off food for a while? I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars but it’s the top headline on PEOPLE.com this morning, something about a “shock in the ballroom”. Read Full Intro

Ebola’s trying to make music again. The song is called…
I think it might be called Good Time. But I’m not sure and I’m not wasting my good time checking. The only time I’ve wasted is on finding the embed code for the video and listening to the first minute. Which is hilarious. Full Story

It has been two years since I dedicated a post to Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. For those of you new to the site, here’s why it’s called Hollywood Ebola: because everything it’s associated with goes to sh-t, bleeds out, professionally and personally. Most recent victim: Brian Urlacher. Full Story

Elisha Cuthbert has been named Maxim magazine’s hottest woman on TV. While yes, even though it’s just stupid Maxim, the “honour” does seem like a good indication of Elisha’s likeability right now. She’s emerged as one of the funniest on Happy Endings and she is, as Maxim claims, extremely “hot”. Full Story

Last summer at the World Cup, the Dutch took out Brazil, and for Brazilians, losing at the World Cup is tantamount to disaster. Instead of dousing it with a corrosive substance, Brazil fans decided to fraternise with Ebola Paris Hilton. The eventual result? Victory to Spain. Click hereFull Story

Nicole’s been hitting the gym hard lately. Tracy Anderson’s studio, if you’re interested. Everyone’s been going to Anderson’s lately. Everyone wants to be like Gwyneth. Does that bite your ass? Anyway, Radar Online is reporting that Nicole is getting married this weekend. Full Story

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more legitimate celebrities who cleverly avoided being photographed. Full Story

Ebola Paris Hilton was out last night in LA for a photo opp with her man. Apparently it’s working on a new reality tv show with Oxygen. Tori Spelling is on Oxygen too, non? Dumb network. Especially if it wants to sign Ebola. Because you know about Ebola. You know it touches and destroys...everything. Full Story

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story