This Week in Tech 469 (Transcript)

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Allyn Malventano from PC Perspective and our friend
Mark Milian from Bloomberg Business Week. We’re going
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Leo: This is TWIT. This Week in Tech,
Episode #469, recorded August 3, 2014

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It’s time
for TWIT, This Week in Tech, the show that covers the
week’s tech news. For some reason, there was a mix up on the factory floor and
every single one of our hosts is in studio today. I think that’s a blue moon,
it happens every once in a while. I’ll start over here with John C. Dvorak. Also known as Brian Wilson in his Beach Boy shirt. Do you
have a little box of sand for your bare feet?

John C. Dvorak: I do,
they’re sitting in it right now. Move the camera down so you can see them.

Leo: He coming from the No Agenda Show,
noagendashow.com and channeldvorak.com. Also here from CNET, reviews editor,
Lindsey Turrentine. You might see her almost every
week.

Lindsey Turrentine: Every Monday

Leo: Every Monday on Tech News Today. It’s
good to have you.

Lindsey: Thank you.

Leo: I’ve never met you. Have we met?

Lindsey: This is very strange, no we have not.

Leo: Have we ever worked together?

Lindsey: No

Leo: I can’t believe that

Lindsey: I know

Leo: You’ve been at CNET for how long?

Lindsey: 15 years. They put me in a closet in
the back, so I just kind of stay there.

Leo: 15 years?

Lindsey: Yeah

Leo: What was CNET doing in 1999?

Lindsey: CNET was…

Leo: It was a TV network.

Lindsey: …actually CNET launched as a TV
network. It was originally a cable…

Leo: I was the third employee. John and I
were on their first pilot. Remember that John?

John: Oh yeah

Leo: My hair was like Michael Douglas. It
was black

Lindsey: So it 1999…

John: You had a different voice.

Leo: I did. I talked like this.

Lindsey: In ’99 the website had happened and had
been going for a few years. It had sort of taken off and the website was
originally launched as a pet project of the show. Ok there’s this web thing

Leo: Halsey Minor was very smart. I think he
realized that TV wasn’t the end all be all, but was a great vehicle for
promoting a website. By 1999 it was apparent you could make money on the web.

Lindsey: Yeah the website just took off and it
was growing when I started very quickly.

Leo: In fact, the big money maker, I think
has always been the case, is reviews right?

Lindsey: Yeah. Reviews are very important. Everybody
knows from an advertising perspective that it’s important to be there whether
the review is positive or not.

Leo: Right on

Lindsey: It’s better to be there than to not be
there.

Leo: So good to have you, thank you for
joining us.

Lindsey: Thank you

Leo: Also a newbie on TWIT, well not also
because Lindsey was here once before. It’s so good to have you, not a newbie on
the network but a newbie on the show, Allyn Malventano.
We have been a huge fan of Allyn for a long time. WE quote you all the time

Allyn Malventano: Thank you.

Leo: He is the SSD expert. A reviewer now, full time, at PC Perspective. Former Navy
Chief, that’s how me met. Sub-mariner

Allyn: Yes

Leo: How much time under the ocean?

Allyn: Have I spent?

Leo: Yeah.

Allyn: I did 10 patrols that were 3 months
each, so 30 months under the water.

Leo: Holy cow. Do you go squirrely, 3 months
without air?

Allyn: They have air. They make it, we got to
pull in we need air.

Leo: It’s a tight, closed space.

Allyn: They are 500 feet long.

John: That’s pretty big

Leo: How many men?

Allyn: 120

Leo: In 500 feet, that’s 3.7 feet per person.

John: A lot of people get claustrophobia. You
have to get checked out to be a sub guy.

Leo: Did you pass the exam?

Allyn: Yeah, had to pass all of them.

Leo: What do they ask you?

Allyn: Had to pass all the sub stuff

Leo: Have you ever seen that guy naked in
the locker room? They ask you stuff like that?

Allyn: No they don’t ask you stuff like that. No.

Leo: What do they ask?

John: That’s the Marines.

Leo: I want to end this line of questioning
and move on. Mark Milian is also here from Bloomberg
Business Week. We love Mark, he was one of the
youngest reporters ever at the Los Angeles Times.

Mark Milian: I don’t
know if that’s true

Leo: Well, come on how old were you when you
started?

Mark: I started as an intern out of college,
junior year of college.

Leo: Yeah, pretty young.

Mark: It’s pretty young

Leo: Pretty young. A superstar because you
were young and the Times said what’s this internet thing? What’s going on here?
We need a youngster to explain it. Then CNN, and
you’ve been with Bloomberg Business Week and had one of those terminal cards
for a long time now.

Mark: That’s true, for two years.

Leo: Boy, there are a lot of stories we can
kick off with today. I don’t know exactly what I should begin with. I’m going
to bring up two stories that I feel like are not true. I’m just curious the way
the internet treated it was like, first Facebook went down this week for 20
minutes. A Sargent in the Los Angeles Sheriff’s department Tweeted, Facebook is
down, this is not an emergency, please stop calling
911 to complain. Everybody loves this story. Who doesn’t love that story? There
is the Tweet from Sgt. Brian Brink. Facebook is not a Law Enforcement issue, please don’t call us about it being down, we don’t
know when FB will be back up! As it turns out, he wasn’t there. He had the day off, he was off duty when he tweeted this. In fact, it looks
like he might have been joking.

John: I believe that it probably did happen. There’s
enough documentation from people making crazy 911 calls.

Leo: Sure, the LA Sheriff’s Department said
it didn’t happen. They are investigating Sgt. Brink, they said he made it up.

Allyn: Maybe he was drunk.

Leo: You don’t see a lot of that. Fortune
interviewed him and he said, yes we’ve received several calls from dissatisfied Facebook users. We get phones all the time
whether it be Facebook going down, people getting
wrong orders at fast-food restaurants or their cable TV went out. The Sheriff’s
department is understandably irritated. I think they feel like people are
making fun of them too. They went to great pains to say this didn’t happen.

Lindsey: I think, even if it didn’t actually
happen. His point is that it could easily happen. People call for all kinds of
ridiculous reasons.

Leo: Then the other one, maybe more… my
point is look at how the press treated it. You didn’t see any articles or you
saw a few articles saying that the LA Sheriff’s Department is not happy about
this and they are investigating. Most of the articles were with joy saying see
how stupid everybody is. They call 911. It’s link bait.

John: People love it. Yeah link bait, never
heard of such a thing.

Leo: We’re getting to you John.

John: What are you going to talk about?

Leo: You know what I’m going to talk about.

John: No I have no idea.

Leo: The JavaScript engine that can write
your prose

John: What about it?

Leo: You did a good job. You’ll have a
chance to rebut that. I’m going to read three paragraphs and ask our incredibly
intelligent audience, which one is real? Only one of the three are real. The other two are computer generated. I don’t know
why Phillip Elmer-DeWitt picked you. Do you have a little thing going on with
that?

John: He did something interesting about two
and half years ago.

Leo: This is revenge coming in here. Go
ahead.

John: He wrote, reproduced the phony quote that was going around the net about how I said that
the mouse would fail.

Leo: That was phony? I thought that was
real.

John: Anyways...

Leo: It’s not real?

John: No it’s not real.

Leo: I always believed it

John: I know you did. I sent him the article
with the exact wordage and then he apologized and took it out of something he
wrote in one of the magazines and I never heard from him again.

Leo: I see that Tweet all the time. People
Tweet it to me

John: Yeah.

Leo: They said you know John didn’t believe
the mouse would happen

John: I believed the mouse would eventually
still fail.

Leo: It was just a matter of timing.

John: Just got to wait. I can wait it out.

Leo: You’ve got it on video.

John: I’ll wait it out. It’ll keep me alive
for years.

Leo: I’ll talk about Phillip Elmer-DeWitt
and then we’ll talk about the amazing, physics defying rocket engine. Another
story that everybody picked up but I think it’s funny.

John: I get the sense that it’s phony too.

Leo: We’ll talk about that. I want you to
rebut this. It does feel a little bit like a hit piece. This is Fortune,
Phillip Elmer-DeWitt who has been a columnist, he’s
been around for longer than you.

John: He’s really bored if he’s writing about
me.

Leo: Output from a clickbait generator is nearly indistinguishable from what passes for tech journalism. That’s
a shot right at you.

John: He’ll get it back eventually.

Leo: Can you tell which of these paragraphs
is written…

John: I have a long more longevity

Leo: I think he’s in trouble. I would never
write this. Can you tell which of these paragraphs is written by a veteran PC
magazine columnist, John C. Dvorak, and which by a robot? I’m going to read you
three, I won’t tell you the answer. They all sound like you. Number
1.

Allyn: I question whether a robot wrote any of
them.

Leo: John, you should read these because it
should be in your voice.

John: Give me the URL or something.

Leo: Here’s the computer, you read them in
your voice.

John: I’ll read them in my voice

Leo: That way they’ll really sound like you
wrote it.

Allyn: Except two will be sarcastic

Leo: Two won’t be real.

John: The House of Jobs was once a mighty
innovator reshaping industries. This is nothing I would even come close to
writing.

Leo: See he knows

Allyn: First one down

Leo: Don’t prejudice.

John: Ok, The House of Jobs was once a mighty
innovator,

Leo: reshaping industries so often it seemed
it would never stop. But stop it has. While people like John Gruber want to say
this isn’t a big deal for Apple because it’s still going to collect its $650+
for each iPhone other retailers sell, we disagree. Was that John or this one?

John: Before I begin, I’m doing my Jerry Pournelle. Let me start by saying that everything I say is
out of love for Apple.

Leo: Sounds like you

John: Yeah it does, sure. I’ve long admired
the company, yeah that’s me. I’m eager to cheer it on again. Apple’s board,
chock full of environmental activists like Al Gore and Tim Cook, rarely miss a
chance to polish their premium brand’s image with the faithful climate change
cabal

Leo: That sounds like a line of yours. Faithful
climate change

John: I would never say that

Leo: It’s well written.

John: It’s not even close, it’s not well
written.

Leo: Third paragraph.

John: I’ve said before that this Apple
product won’t get much further than any other computer watch, smart watch, or
anything else. I first wrote about this in 2012- an article worth re-reading. You
can also reread my recent screed about why Apple should not do a watch. But in
less than a month I have changed my mind. Kind of.

Leo: Ok, couple of things wrong with that
paragraph. A, you never change your mind. B…

John: I change my mind constantly

Leo: You wouldn’t plug previous columns

John: Two, two of them.

Leo: Twice.

John: I got a double, double plug.

Leo: That is the giveaway

John: That’s the giveaway.

Leo: In fact, that is what Elmer-DeWitt
says. Can I call him Elmer?

John: Yeah, his name is Elmer

Leo: That’s what Elmer said. This is a
giveaway because he plugged his own column.

John: Twice, let’s get that straight

Leo: Those are well written

Lindsey: He also says that he took those
sentences from writers like you. So we don’t know if it’s actually you or
writers like you.

John: I don’t believe this is true.

Lindsey: So you could’ve written those kind of.

John: No I have never written any of this
stuff. I don’t go out of my way to talk about my love for Apple.

Leo: I’ve never heard you say that phrase.

John: I don’t have a love for Microsoft
either by the way.

Leo: That paragraph is from David Pogue, I
don’t think it was taken from you.

John: That does sound like David Pogue.

Leo: Give me my laptop.

John: I love Apple

Leo: Actually there is no story here. This
is a hit piece on John C Dvorak. What did you do to get in this guy’s cheese?

John: I think he just has a grudge because I
corrected him years ago. That’s ok, it doesn’t bother me. It’s publicity and I got two more plugs in for that column. Those old columns

Lindsey: You just doubled your plugs.

Leo: The guy who wrote the Apple clickbait generator is Kirk Lennon. He was influenced by
the Macalope that has been on this show several
times. Most of the sentences were pulled verbatim from real clickbait articles. Some sentences I adapted. If you want to try this out at home, you
can go to the clickbait generator on kirklennon.com

John: I could go for that. It might come in
handy. Although I think I can do better clickbait naturally. I don’t need a computer to help me.

Leo: The best clickbait is human crafted.

John: Yes, handcrafted clickbait.

Leo: Handcrafted by professionals. We played
before the show began, yesterday’s daily show segment on clickbait.
Did you see that?

John: Did my name come up in the
conversation?

Leo: No

John: Oh man

Leo: It was kind of sad, the correspondent took a Lansing, MI, the last newspaper in Lansing, MI, which
happens to be a student run newspaper, all journalism students. He went to them
and said, so what makes news? They said it’s got to be useful. He said no
you’re all wrong. He then went to a former editor at Gawker and got a little
help to make their articles a little more juicy.

John: Punchy

Leo: Punchy.

John: If you want to learn how to do punchy
stuff, go to the bottom of almost any webpage nowadays and there is all this
crap, what’s the name of the company doing it?

Lindsey:Outbrain

John: Right Outbrain.
Go to the bottom, you get these great headlines, you got of picture of some hottie or something, I don’t know if I should see the best
butt in the world.

Leo: I click it every time

John: I don’t, I resist those every time. I
don’t care who’s got the best butt in the world because they never show it
anyway.

Leo: I hate myself

Lindsey: Shouldn’t every headline be bait
though? It is bait that is what a headline is. If a really
well written headline is clickbait.

Leo: The New York Post famous headlines,
because it was a tabloid and you were walking by

John: Yeah, the daily news does those things
too.

Mark:There’s two
schools of thought there. There’s a bunch of tech blogs that go information
heavy on their headlines so that they’re very Tweetable in many cases.

Lindsey: They’re very SEO-able

Mark: Very SEO-able. There’s a Twitter
account, Savedyouaclick, it’s got like a 130,000
followers. It basically takes all the clickbait headlines and answers it for you

Leo: Saved you a click. Although I just read
an article saying this isn’t so nice for various reasons, Buzzfeed wrote the article of course because they don’t want to save you a click. You’re
spoiling our surprises. Anyway, I feel like there is something to be said about
the fact that, I agree with you Lindsey that headlines are about driving
traffic, but there is a point that it goes so far that it’s really all about
driving the traffic.

Lindsey: Right, no. It should be good. It should
be solid. It should be well crafted and truthful

Leo: Truthful and accurate

Lindsey: Accurate and heady maybe. It really
should make you want to read the article. If it doesn’t than nobody is going to
read what you wrote.

Leo: That’s not what people hate about clickbait. What they hate about it is it’s so transparent. For
instance, it tells you how to feel. You’re going to burst into tears when you
read this article.

Lindsey: It has to pay off. If it says you’re
going to burst into tears you have to actually burst in tears.

John: My clickbait has to point to outstanding product. The stuff on the bottom…

Leo: You invented clickbait.

John: I wish. The stuff at the bottom is like
junk, it’s junk that makes promises and then the worst ones you click on it and
it takes you to some other vague page where you got to click on something else
and you’ve got other clickbait on the site.

Leo: Or worse a slideshow, a broken
slideshow.

John: I hate those.

Leo: Because they get to load more

John: Slideshows are a plague. I said that
being friends with Don Reisinger who has actually
perfected the slideshow.

Leo: Did he invent the slideshow?

John: No he didn’t invent it but he’s
perfected it.

Lindsey: That might have been like codec.

Leo: I’m sure Ben Franklin invented the
slideshow. I don’t want to get this into a bitch fest about how bad web
journalism is but it seems to pollute the water.

John: Pollutes the waters, there is no
journalism left

Leo: Let’s talk about this amazing physics
defying rocket engine

John: Oh dear

Leo: I’m glad I have smart people hear
because everybody, every tech blog without exception including Wired which is
normally very smart kind of jumped on this because of the word NASA. The idea
was that this, it had originally been created in 2001 by a guy who was a little
bit like use water to power your car. In fact, raised something like 45
thousand pounds for the British government to devise a device, it was
essentially a specially designed tin can, if you feed thousands of watts or
microwave power into it, and they bounce around in the can, somehow
miraculously the can propels itself. A small amount of power it comes out of
the can, it’s kind of a miracle because it defies the conservation of momentum.
John Baez has a really good post on this. He’s an actual quantum physicist on
Google+, where he says it’s kind of like having the driver in the car push the
wheel and making the car go forward. We know, it’s not
possible. He says and he believes that this is
completely bogus and even the NASA experiment that gives it some
credibility, is bogus. The amount of power it’s creating is so small that it
could easily simply be a measurement error.

Lindsey: It doesn’t take a lot to move something
in space even if it’s tiny.

Leo: It’s not that. If it were possible it
would be useful. It’s not possible. It’s a violation of classic physics that
just doesn’t work

John: I would advise people to go to YouTube
and ask for, yeah YouTube it. Ask for anti-gravity devices and watch some of
these great videos that these kids have put together. My favorite one is a
recent one where the phone, drops the phone and the
thing starts flying around and it’s clearly got some piano wire on there or something,
it’s very funny.

Leo: I said no, I’m sorry Michael, they
don’t actually, that’s not possible, and they don’t have hover boards.

Allyn: But it was Doc Brown.

Leo: No it wasn’t from Doc Brown, their
YouTube video company made fake, you saw it, the fake
hover board where they paint out.

John: Very well done.

Leo: They paint out the bar that’s holding
up the hover board. People believe this stuff, what it is, is an argument for
critical thinking or better critical thinking

John: Well it’s a fail

Leo: Baez, who is an actually quantum
physicists, says that the NASA scientists say test results indicate that the RF
resin and cavity thruster design which is unique as an electric propulsion
device is producing a force that is not attributable to any classical
electromagnetic phenomenon therefore potentially demonstrating an interaction
with a quantum vacuum virtual plasma and everybody picked up that line. It must
be the quantum vacuum virtual plasma. Baez says that’s bull, if you’ll forgive.
But he says, its grad school bull. Quantum vacuum
virtual plasma is something you’d say if you failed a course in quantum field
theory and then smoked too much weed. There is no such thing as virtual plasma.
If you want to report or make experimental results that seem to violate the
known laws of physics fine but it doesn’t help your credibility to make up
goofy pseudo explanations. In any event, this is another example of maybe these
guys don’t have the scientific knowledge to write the article and so they’re
just kind of its NASA so it must be true. This story made the rounds too. Everybody
believes it. I don’t think it’s true, I think its BS. There’s a sucker born
every minute.

John: Yeah, nothing to say that was the end
of that. That really killed the conversation.

Lindsey: It’s not true

Leo: If it’s not true, it’s not true

John: Ok it’s not true

Leo: I don’t think they called 911 and
complained Facebook was down.

John: I think they did.

Leo: You think they did?

John: Because they call on dumb stuff

Leo: We all believe people are dumb

John: No, some people are dumb, not people.

Leo: I’m going to take a break because this
is a smart crowd and they aren’t fooled by that stuff. Actually we should do a
poll on how many people think somebody actually called the LA Sheriff’s
Department to complain that Facebook was down. Does that seem credible?

Allyn: I think that might be possible.

Leo: Everybody agrees that happened. Because we all know somebody that would do that.

John: Facebook’s down

Leo: The Sheriff also said that people said
my power is out. That’s reasonable, I’d call 911.

John: No you wouldn’t.

Leo: I would call the PGE. 911 is like emergency, there is an emergency. Facebook is down,
emergency, emergency.

John: Maybe was somebody wasn’t getting
enough likes and it was an emergency to them. Facebook should be banned.

Leo: Do you like my new phone by the way? Have
you played with that at all?

John: I don’t know its okay

Leo: $350 for 64 GB

John: You keep saying that.

Leo: Did you guys review it, the OnePlus One?

Lindsey: Got it, yes

Leo: The problem is you can’t buy it

John: Well then what good is it?

Leo: You have to get an invite, that’s
what’s weird about it. I feel like there is something we don’t know. There is
something missing in this story. Why would a company make a phone and sell it
for such a low price? It’s a flagship killer, that’s what they call it and it’s
true. In every respect it has top of the line specs and at half the price of
every other flagship phone but you have to get an invite or play a contest to
get it.

John: Do a contest?

Lindsey: I think that’s savvy marketing

Leo: It is if at some point you sell a lot
of phones

John: Don’t you think that price alone would
be savvy marketing?

Mark: It’s a Chinese startup and they’re
still trying to get penetration.

Leo: So at some point the dam will open up.

John: Does the back come off?

Mark: They’re basically copying the Xiaomi but for the western market.

Leo: This is like the Xiaomi,
the big Xiaomi, it’s a very nice phone.

Lindsey: It’s very pretty.

Leo: Don’t take the phone apart.

Allyn: John is just ripping the phone open.

Leo: It comes off but it doesn’t give you
access to anything. You can only replace it with a different color back.

Lindsey: But it feels exclusive.

John: Ok let’s take it off.

Allyn: Ryan actually ordered one and reviewed
it.

Leo: Jason Howell of All About Android loved it. It feels exclusive, it’s like Gmail. When Gmail was in beta
people were selling their Gmail invites on EBay.

John: How do get the back off?

Lindsey: Exactly, it’s beautiful

Leo: Give me the phone back

Lindsey: A few reviewers have given it very
positive reviews

Leo: I think it’s excellent. It’s an
excellent phone

Lindsey: It’s not really available, there’s a
lot of excitement around it and when it does become available to lots of people
they will get it.

John: Needless free publicity, this phone
should not even be on the show.

Leo: Did you debate at CNET should we review
this phone if it’s not widely available?

Lindsey: No, we actually didn’t debate. We’re
eager to do it because it is not widely available although it is available
right? Somebody has to make a decision whether they’re going to spend some
money on it and we’re going to help them make that decision.

John: Stiff ‘em.

Lindsey: Also it’s just interesting. All of
these startups out of China are interesting.

John: How do you get the sim card out?

Leo: There’s a sim card slot right there

John: Let’s see, pull it out

Leo: What do you mean pull out my sim card?

John: I want to see it

Leo: Why would I pull out my sim card?

John: I want to see if there’s a sim card in there

Leo: Its’ just like a sim card, I put it in so I know it’s there. Trust me.

John: You know for a fact that you can put
one in?

Leo: Yes, because I put one in.

John: You can take it out?

Leo: It’s got my phone number, it’s an
AT&T sim you can put a T-Mobile sim in it as well

John: Ok. So it’s GSM?

Leo: It’s GSM that’s right

John: Can I see it again?

Mark: All right guys

Leo: I have a feeling something bad is about
to happen. While I let John fiddle with my phone let’s talk about Jira. You
know the original name for Godzilla in Japanese was Gojira.
I think Atlassian knew that. Jira is one of the world’s most powerful and customizable issue and project
management systems used by big companies, NASA uses it, as Chad has told us
before, Mojang uses it for Mindcraft.
In fact, if you ever file a Mindcraft bug report
you’re filing it through Jira. It captures and organizes your work flow so you
can prioritize and take action on what’s important while staying up to date
with the activity going around. It’s simple enough for a small team and it’s
powerful enough for a 100,000 person enterprise. That’s why 25,000 companies
use Jira. 70% of the Fortune 100, NASA uses Jira. Jira is incredibly flexible
and extendable. Of course there are literally hundreds of add-ons for Jira. Test
management, time tracking, and project management. If you’re issues involve
code, they tie everything together from initial planning doc, the files, the
changes it sets in your code repository right through to deployment. Of course
completely integrated, they’ve got rest APIs so if there is not a module for
what you want to do on a plugin you can easily build yourself, build one. Flexible
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I say explain to me. A Houston man is being charged for child pornography in
his email, the police say they know about it because Google tipped them off. Now
I am not in favor of child pornography and I’m glad they got the guy if that’s
what he was doing but is it all troubling that Google apparently according to
the police who told this KHOU in Houston. Google spotted three allegedly
pornographic images of children in his Gmail and tipped off the National Center
for Missing and Exploited Kids.

Allyn: Wonder how that worked.

Leo: Yeah. Chris Matyszczyk,

Lindsey:Matyszczyk

Leo:Matysczyk? Doesn’t
look like Matyszczyk to me! Ok I’ll take your word
for it. People never get that guy’s name right.

Lindsey: No, I think he likes it though.

Leo: I’ve been saying it wrong for 20 years.

Lindsey: I’m pretty sure he enjoys that

Leo: You speak polish obviously.

John: Obviously

Leo: Or Czech whatever it is. Chris
contacted Google, they have not responded. He also asked whether it was part of
their standard operating policy.

John: Of course it is.

Leo: It’s clearly…

John: Not a coincidence

Leo: This is what bothers me. We know Google
is scanning through your email but mechanically looking for keywords. It looks
like a human might have looked at it.

Mark: It’s mechanical, they have facial and
skin recognition for images

Lindsey: Probably the same way Facebook does
when there is nudity

Leo: Ok but are you telling me Gmail is scanning
my email for nudity?

John: Yeah, they’re probably stopping a lot
with your stuff.

Leo: You wouldn’t on the face of it know
that it’s a kid unless they have some magic scanner that says that’s a nude
kid.

John: I think they kick it out.

Leo: If there’s nudity they kick it out?

John: Then the people look at it and then go
that’s all good stuff.

Allyn: They have a back end to Google and
their search engine right? Maybe there’s something that was in there that was
flagged for child porn in the past and it crossed over to the email?

Leo: Chad has found an additional story this
is a statement from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. This
is not Google right?

Chad
Johnson: No, this is from the Center it says since 2008 we’ve used ‘hashing’
technology to tag known child sexual abuse images and identify them.

Leo: So they gave that to Google?

Mark: I guess they give them the database of
troublesome images

Leo: Maybe they’re known images, ok that
would do it. That’s what the hashing will do. This is a known image that is
circulated and as soon as they get a child porn image they create a hash and
then they give it to Google and Google is matching it.

John: Google does have image search

Lindsey: They have safe search, Google already
has to weed stuff out.

Leo: I understand the skin search, I
understand.

John: Skin search?

Leo: There is a certain percentage of flesh,
if it exceeds like 40% of flesh.

John: If the person has a lot of tattoos
would that be different?

Leo: Yeah, I understand that but that’s
still troubling because you’d have to actually look at it to know if it’s child
pornography. So what you’re saying is, it was a known
image that they had a hash for. That would make sense.

John: Google hasn’t confirmed that this is a
known image.

Leo: Thank you Chad, was that business insider that had that.

John: it makes a lot of sense that Google is
looking at everything anyway. I think Google is looking at everything.

Lindsey: If Google put itself in a position to
police the world that way I think that you must be right there is some sort of…

Leo: This really relieves me

Lindsey: It probably relieves, I couldn’t
imagine that Google would sign itself up for that.

Leo: I don’t want any human at Google
looking at my email. That’s fine if a machine scans it I don’t have a problem
with that.

John: Google is going to have humans at some
point looking at your email.

Leo: We know the NSA is looking at your
emails, Snowden revealed that…

John: Google or NSA I don’t see the
difference

Leo: You think Google is doing that?

John: Not routinely.

Allyn: I have a counter to that

Leo: Will you counter that because you were
probably involved in homeland security when you were in the Navy yeah?

Allyn: My last three years in the Navy was for
the NSA.

John: There you go, now we got some. Now Leo
you’re on some watch list

Allyn: I’ve never seen anybody just passing
around images.

Leo: What were you for NSA? Were you a
contractor?

Allyn: Reverse engineer. I reverse engineered
malware.

Leo: If you’re in the reverse engineer
malware department…

Allyn: There is a lot
of departments that walk around the building.

Leo: Hey quick go over to the reverse
engineer malware department and show them this picture.

Allyn: No, we don’t have. ..

Leo: I’m glad to have you on. I’m going to
change the room around a little bit here. I guess I did know that, I had to
know that.

Allyn: They do all the network defense, they make sure no other country can hack into the Navy

Leo: Good, Navy was the word I was fixated
on

Allyn: After that I did more joint stuff

Leo: So what’s it like in there?

Allyn: Very boring

John: I’m sure

Leo: Reverse engineer malware by
de-compiling it?

Allyn: Yeah.

Leo: To what end? So we can make our own?

Allyn: So we can defend against it

Leo: So we can find it, not so we can make
our own?

Allyn: No not to make our own

John: Well not in his department.

Allyn: You’re right, I’m sure there are
departments where they are making it.

Leo: Well we know that. Well what do you
think of the Snowden leak? You must have an opinion on all of this.

Allyn: I have to tread carefully

Leo: I want you to be brutally honest.

Allyn: I think it was last week, you were talking about a different story. A different NSA
story last week.

Leo: Well there is a different NSA story
pretty much every week.

Allyn: They were going into these, analysts
could just go through and they made it sound like there were no rules. There were
no laws and people could just do whatever.

Leo: I know there are rules and laws

Allyn: Exactly, that’s my biggest counter to
that is there are rules and laws and we were just trained endlessly as
analysts. Hey if you see this, if it’s a US person no sorry you’re not keeping
that, you’re not supposed to write a report on that. If it happens to be in a
database it was by accident basically. We don’t just, there is not enough time.

Leo: I never questioned that, I don’t think
Edward Snowden questioned that. Although we know a few
things. First of all we know that the intelligence community has
basically lied for quite some time to congress. In fact, the latest story is
that the CIA was monitoring the congressional committee, investigating it and
hacking into its computers and admitted it after lying about it for some time. We
now the intelligence community lies to congress so that’s the oversight
portion. It’s good to say there’s a rule and I understand there’s a rule and
it’s good they train you, that’s really great

Allyn: Oh yeah

Leo: But if at the very top, there is a
culture of defying the congressional oversight that is not encouraging.

Allyn: Along those lines, what I have the
biggest issue is…

Leo: You wouldn’t deal with that of course?

Allyn: No I was nowhere near that. The big
issue was there was an IT person, Snowden right?

Leo: Right

Allyn: That’s what he did in IT. Those guys
should not have any kind of access to those databases. Because
there is no oversight for them. IF I was did some kind of search on
somebody, somebody has oversight over me to do it like a check and balance, or
audit and surveillance thing. Any query I did, somebody else above me would see
that come across

Leo: Do you think Snowden made it up or do
you think those are legitimate documents

Allyn: Well he had access to a lot from what
it looks like.

Leo: It’s too much to make up

Allyn: Right, so

Leo: How did he get access?

Allyn: That’s, who knows? That’s what I think
there should have been more careful rules in place and that sort of thing. I
think they got a little bit lazy on how they were maintaining their IT
infrastructure.

Leo: Somebody in the chatroom, and I don’t
know how they know this. Maybe they could be BS, says that the way Google works
is there is a threshold, a score threshold and if your mail exceeds that
threshold a human does in fact start looking at it.

John: A score threshold for what?

Leo: That’s what is unclear

John: Images?

Leo: No merely with images but in order to
improve their services

John: Oh yeah that’s the reason I knew there
was a reason. To give you ads that you want

Leo: That I don’t have a problem with ads. I
have a little more of a problem with a government spying on me than a
corporation trying to give me better ads.

John: Yeah but are you getting better ads?
I’m not getting better ads.

Leo: You’re problem is that it’s not working
well?

John: it doesn’t work at all. It’s a scam

Leo: If it worked better?

John: It’s a scam to sucker people into
investing.

Leo: If it worked better it’d be ok with
you?

John: No I don’t like it.

Lindsey: I have to say…

Leo: The food is terrible here and the
portions are so small

John: Exactly, Woody Allen.

Leo: Go ahead on service

Lindsey: Facebook is a little bit different but
they do very similar things. I will say this, Facebook ads, I love them. I have
discovered multiple services and things that I buy and I have spent money on
fruitcakes for cats.

Leo: In your case they are pretty accurate?

Lindsey: They are really accurate and stunningly
so. Oh my gosh I must have those earrings. How did
they know?

Leo: How did they know?

Lindsey: I don’t know. Some
combination of age, profession and what my friends do.

Mark: They’re looking at your browsing
history.

Lindsey: They are but I’m not just talking about
the ads that follow me around the internet. New things that I’ve never seen
before

Allyn: They’re not just looking at your
browsing history but also what you’ve liked. What articles somebody else posted
and then you like it specifically.

Lindsey: Exactly, and they know what my friends
are like and what my friends spend money on.

Leo: Well also they know you and they have
your Facebook token and everytime you go to a page
with a like button they say oh here comes Lindsey again so they have a pretty
good, given that most pages now have like buttons, they have a pretty good idea
of where you go and what you do.

Lindsey: What’s interesting about this is that I
only like brands that are in the media for professional reasons. I don’t as a rule, I don’t like brands on Facebook because I don’t want
them cluttering my feed. It’s not just that, it’s a pretty rich combination of
things, I’ve been impressed. It’s kind of creepy how effective it’s been for
me.

Leo: This is interesting, I’m looking at my Facebooks ads. There is a pre-order for a $20 thing I can
stick to anything and find it with my IOS device. They know I’m a geek.

Allyn: You would use that?

Leo: No I wouldn’t but that’s…

John: It’s not a bad idea if you lose your
keys a lot.

Leo: For Snapple, I don’t know why I’m
getting an ad for Snapple

John: For Snapple?

Leo: Yeah

John: Interesting

Leo: I don’t drink Snapple, but maybe I
should. The Lucile Packard Stanford Children’s center which
is a charity.United Way of the Wine country. They
think I’m generous.

John: That shows you how screwed up it is.

Leo: The Uptown Night Club.

John: There you go

Mark: I didn’t know you liked to go clubbing.

Leo: Where is the Uptown, oh it’s in
Oakland.

Mark: I have an ad for city college of San
Francisco and boxer shorts

Leo: Yes so we know, are you wearing briefs or boxers?

Mark: Boxers

Leo: See, they know what underwear you’re
wearing.

John: So what, buy more boxers because of
this ad.

Leo: Maybe

Mark: It’s pretty good actually.

John: Ok, I give up. I tried my best. Everybody
is all in on this. Sure follow me around

Lindsey: We’re just saying that it works not
that’s it’s morally

John: You guys are in, you love it.

Leo: He says it doesn’t work and it’s
morally

John: I hate it, I just dislike it

Leo: Do you not use Google?

John: I use Google

Leo: Do you take steps to anonymize
yourself?

John: Often, not always, I don’t really care
but I’ve done it.

Leo: You hate it but you don’t really care.

John: I hate it, I do care

Leo: You hate it on principal?

John: Here’s what the problem is

Leo: You don’t personally care, I understand
that.

John: No you don’t. You’re just mocking me
because you’re all in on this.

Leo: No I understand

John: I know that you’re mocking me

Leo: I understand that you can hate it on
principal but not care that much so you do it.

John: I get it, I’m fine. I’ll shut up

Leo: But you hate it on principal?

John: I hate it. Period

Leo: Period

John: It’s not on principal, off principal. You
know anything, I just don’t like the idea of being
tracked like a dog.

Leo: This tile sticker we can put it on your
forehead, we’d find you everywhere you are.

John: Put it on everything.

Leo: I’m sad about this. The
Google barge. We’ll talk about the Google barge I got to take a break.

John: Didn’t you do a commercial a minute
ago?

Leo: We do a commercial every few minutes.

John: Ok

Leo: It’s a new thing on Twit

John: I’ve heard that

Leo: We have to stop whenever possible. I
can go on, I don’t have to do a commercial.

John: No, do a commercial, is it a good one?
Who’s it for?

Leo: It’s for GoTo Meeting. You like GoTo Meeting.

John: Oh yeah they’re good guys.

Leo: Have you ever used GoTo Meeting?

John: Yeah I did as a matter of fact

Leo: When we do meetings, everytime we do a phone conference, instead of doing a
phone bridge you can do that, we have phone bridge capability.

John: You do?

Leo: Sure we do

John: This place has phone bridge capability?

Absolutely. Here’s the thing, every once in a while you’re
in a meeting and somebody says let me show you and then because we’re in GoTo Meeting all of a sudden we can see their screen. In
fact they say will you hand me the screen? I didn’t know what. Then I realized
we’re in GoTo meeting I can click this button and now
he’s got control of the screen. Then we turn on the cameras and we’re seeing
each other. It’s really kind of amazing. It’s a great way to make meetings
effective.

John: Do you have a special offer or anything
that you can help people out with?

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John: The other guys have all gone out of
business. There was one that just sucked. Was it Web X?

Leo: Web X. Yeah.

John: I remember them. It was terrible.

Leo: Web X, did you use that in the Navy? Or the NSA? What does the NSA use for conferencing?

John: He can’t say

Allyn: I can neither confirm nor deny.

John: Watching him it might be Web X

Allyn: Everything you do at the level, it’s
all of the shelf stuff but it’s all on a secret or higher network.

Leo: There’s a computer over here with
orange plugs that you use for that kind of stuff?

Allyn: No, it’s at your desk but it does have
orange plugs. Good call.

Leo: I knew that, I remember when I was at…

John: That’s suspicious

Allyn: It is, how did
you know that? We want to know.

Leo: Did I say orange plugs? Is it on a
separate network?

Allyn: Totally.

Leo: So the spy stuff doesn’t get mixed in
with the GoTo?

Allyn: Well it goes over the internet at some
point but it goes through insane crypto to get there.

Leo: That’s kind of cool. I could work for
them

John: Yeah you could, I think you are.

Leo: If they asked me. I went to see...

John: Can I ask you a question? Someone in
the chatroom brought this up.

Leo: Yes, please.

John: Whatever happened to Stickam?

Leo: So we used Stickam when we first started.

John: I remember

Leo: They went out of business

John: Why? How? How could you go out of
business in this day and age?

Leo: Because it’s very expensive to do what Stickam and Ustream and Justin TV
do which is to give you unlimited free bandwidth. There it is, thank you and farewell. Looks like a
yellow storm trooper helmet. They went out of business because it’s very
expensive.

John: How can these other guys stay in
business? Ustream was in business before they were.

Leo: It’s a better ran business. Ustream probably put Stickam out
of business really. Twitch TV which is another example of a very expensive
business just sold to Google for a billion dollars. So they made a pretty good
exit out of that.

Lindsey: They have a built in audience for very
specific types of activities. That makes a ton of sense for Google. They bring
an entire new young audience engaged in gaming.

Leo: What are the
biggest stuff, content on YouTube right now? It’s this kind of content.

Lindsey: It’s my son watching people play MIndcraft.

Leo: Yes

Lindsey: That is what it is

Leo: How old is your son?

Lindsey: He is 11

Leo: 11. Michael 11, that is all he does. He doesn’t watch TV

Lindsey: Actually my daughter who is 8 might
watch more of it. She loves to watch other kids play.

Leo: Do either of your kids watch TV-TV?

Lindsey: No they don’t like it.

Leo: This is got to be driving television
and the ad executives nuts.

John: I don’t understand how they’re not
having meetings 24/7.

Leo: It must drive them crazy.

Lindsey: That’s why Google bought, it makes
sense.

Leo: you know what drives execs crazy? YouTube. They know they’ve got this captive audience and
they cannot figure out for the life of them what to do with it. They can’t
figure out how to monetize it, I believe.

Lindsey: They will

Leo: This is the dirty little secret of
YouTube is that they are not getting much money for those ads because those ads
aren’t worth much. Your 11 year old doesn’t see them. Your 11 year old clicks
the video, if there is pre-roll he goes off and does
something else.

Lindsey: Actually no, my 11 year old, I believe
that children and this is scary are the most susceptible to advertising.

Leo: I agree

Lindsey: They will watch anything that moves so
if the ad is clever in any way they’ll watch it. They’ll be like wow that was
funny.

Leo: I’d be freaked out if I were on a
television network

Lindsey: It’s all in the creative

Leo: You know that everybody growing up now
just doesn’t watch TV.

John: They’re watching all this stuff

Leo: They’re watching YouTube and Twitch
like nuts, like crazy

Lindsey: Advertisers will figure it out, if
there is a way the advertising industry will figure it out.

John: They’re going to figure out that a lot
of this is a waste of their money, they haven’t
figured that part out yet.

Leo: That’s what I kind of feel like
YouTube, I know you say the kids are being influenced. Maybe they are, maybe
the young ones are.

Lindsey: I hope they’re not. I don’t want my
child influenced.

Leo: Do you see banner?

Lindsey: No it’s the pre-roll.

Leo: Even the pre-roll don’t you just hover
over the skip ad until

Mark: 5, 4,3,2,1…

Leo: I actually

Mark: I do that

Leo: …avert my eyes. I don’t want to see the
ad.

Lindsey: We’re all adults. The kids will be
drawn into the pre-roll

Leo: That’s interesting

John: I’m not sure of this

Leo: Maybe what they’re thinking is right
now it’s not worth much but it’s going to be.

Lindsey: I think so and I think they’re testing
ways in which they can make the advertising powerful enough to be content on
its own which is always the deal in advertising right?

Leo: It’s tricky though because those of us
who still watch TV because we DVR everything and we skip them. This generation,
your kids, will totally…

John: This new thing with Comcast will not
let you skip ads.

Leo: I know I hate the on demand stuff that
is why I TiVo it. Because you can skip ads.

John: You got the middle man, that’s not a
bad idea.

Leo: Took the Comcast out of the equation
there.

John: That’s the way to go.

Leo: Can’t stop you from skipping in TiVo
which is why they put replay out of business and I’m sure they would love to
put TiVo out of business. What was I going to talk about?

Lindsey: Google Barge

Leo: So the barge is dead. That’s sad, they’re selling it for scrap

John: It looks like scrap.

Leo: They spent millions. First of all the
barge itself, they estimate it’s about $4 million. Who knew that a barge was
worth? It’s a rusty hulk that just floats it doesn’t have much.

John: What was it going to be?

Mark: It was like a showroom.

John: Yeah a showroom.

Mark: For Google Glass

Lindsey: Like an Apple store on the water

John: A mobile Apple store.

Leo: They put 63 shipping containers on it
which they then hallowed out. Turned into a high tech
showroom of some kind. There are several of these barges, we have one in San Francisco which has not yet been sold for scrap

John: Maybe they should turn it over to the
homeless

Leo: Portland, Maine had one that was built
in New London, CT. Where all the submarines are built

Allyn: So do we know anybody that has been on
that thing?

Leo: No. Do you?

Lindsey: No, Daniel Terdiman at CNET is the one who broke the story originally and found it in the bay in
San Francisco. He’s never been on it to my knowledge, he’s walked around it.

John: Maybe the whole story is just a fraud

Leo: No Google admits it.

John: For publicity they can say whatever
they want

Leo: They were going to float it down to NY
City from Portland, Maine but the problem with the San Francisco one is they
didn’t have any permits. The permits you need to…

John: How dumb are they? Seriously?>

Leo: It’s not how dumb, it’s how much money they have. They have silly money.

John: They have silly money and nobody thinks
that you need permits to do this sort of thing?

Leo: They didn’t care

Mark: Is it partially related to the threats
to start ferrying employees from San Francisco down and San Francisco wouldn’t
let them...

John: Put them in the barge

Leo: Get in slaves

Mark: They paid like $5/bus to do the Google
busses.

Leo: Tomorrow, on Triangulation Kevin Rose
will be here. Who is the poster child for the gentrification of San Francisco.

John: Not because he wanted to be

Leo: They protested at his home, they named
him. They called him out and said it’s your fault Kevin Rose

John: You might as well blame him

Leo: We’ll ask him about this tomorrow. He
works at Google.

Mark: He’s probably been on that barge.

Leo: It was probably his idea

John: I’ll bet $10 he hasn’t been on the
barge.

Leo: I’m going to ask him tomorrow

Lindsey: I kind of wonder what the sale of the
barge has to do with Google’s plans to sell hardware. They obviously had some
plans.

Leo: Now you’re connected the dots

John: They’re selling plenty of hardware

Leo: They’ve backed off a little bit. The
Glass has not been successful. They never went…

John: Who the hell is going to wear this
stuff? This is just asking for trouble to wear those things.

Leo: Sitting right in the front row, he’s
wearing the Glass.

John: Good seeing you.

Mark: They’re all about Smart Home now and
probably a boat is not the best place to sell home appliances.

Leo: Unless it’s for house boats.

Allyn: they bought Nest right?

Leo: They bought Nest and they clearly have
some hardware ambitions.

Lindsey: They do but I think their hardware
ambitions are all as a showcase for their software and services.

Leo: Right, well I’m wearing an Android Wear
Watch and it’s not made by Google.

John: let me see the watch.

Leo: Oh God. Is there any way to turn this
into a Russian watch because if there is he’s going to figure it out? Its’ not
locked it’s tied to that phone so please don’t

John: Oh it’s tied to the phone.

Leo: Of course it is. I kind of like it. It’s
not…

John: What happened to the other watch you
had?

Leo: The Basis, the Pebble? Chad is wearing
the Pebble. He likes it, but I think he would like and Android Wear wouldn’t
you Chad? Really deep down in your heart of hearts.

John: 6 pm

Lindsey: He’s probably waiting for Moto 360

Leo: Isn’t that cool, you can see stuff like
that. I can see the Giants score. It’s a little useful, it’s not a lot useful. It’s not something you’d run out and say you’ve got to
have this.

Lindsey: Once Google perfects the Google Now and
all the Google cards and all the information.

Leo: The challenge for Google is to really
make that useful it has to get creepy. A little bit. As people…

Lindsey: Creepy?

Leo: Its people like John who want to make
sure that they get up in arms saying how Google has really crossed the line now

John: I don’t say stuff like that

Leo: Really well that machine did maybe the
JavaScript John.

John: No I see what you’re saying

Leo: You know what I’m saying, you got to be careful because the press and more importantly the general public
might come to the conclusion that Google is finally become creepy.

John: Finally?

Leo: I don’t think they’re creepy yet.

Allyn: Google Now is kind of creepy

Lindsey: This happened to me the other day I
bought movie tickets online and I had not anyway combined formally said Google
when I buy movie tickets I get an email confirmation, I want to know about it.

Leo: Except it sees it in your Gmail.

Lindsey: It sees it in my Gmail and I get a
Google Now alert that says leave now for your movie. I had already left so it
wasn’t that great but if I had it on a watch that would be much handier.

Leo: Exactly.

John: When I open an email it says, I got the
first part of that sentence.

Leo: The problem with the watch is they have
really small screens so you get a little bit of the now.

Lindsey: It has to talk to you.

But it does
very much, that’s exactly the use case. That’s what I mean that it has to get more creepy and it has to get more predictive about what
you’re doing. It has to be more aware of what you might be doing and then has
to tell you stuff that going to be useful before you knew it. That’s even what
Eric Schmidt said all along. Really for us to succeed we can’t be reactive we
have to be proactive. We have to come up with what you want before you know
what you want. That’s going to be creepy or not?

Lindsey: Or wonderful or creepily wonderful

Leo: You know why I think this is ok? I
would propose this Lindsey, it’s ok because it’s
useful

Lindsey: It’s useful and it’s not,

John: Time consuming

Lindsey: There is nothing that is going to hurt
me in any way but it is a slippery slope

John: It could hurt you

Leo: I think that….

John: Shorts out on your wrist and catches on
fire.

Leo: Larry paid you to say this

John: You never know what could happen

Leo: The problem is when we announce that
we’re going to do stuff people see that first and they decide it’s creepy. When
you experience the value of it first, before we announce then you don’t get
that creep reaction. You’ve seen the value and you’re willing to trade a
certain amount of protection for a certain amount of value.

John: I love you.

Leo: You think I’m a Google apologist?

John: You’re just an apologist.

Leo: I apologize. I didn’t…

John: You love this, everything is great.

Mark: They could also use some help with how
they are announcing this.

Leo: Like what?

Mark: Like for example a direct quote from
this past Google IO. Over the summer, SundarPichai said we want to know when you’re at home with your
kids.

Leo: I think this is the problem. They’ve
used it so they get the value of it. This is exactly what he was articulating. The
problem is until you’ve used it, it seems creepy. So I agree with you. They are
not very good at expressing it because it is creepy until you’ve used it.

Mark: They should follow the Apple, well
Google is better at this than Apple is, but when Apple does something along
these lines they say it’s magic. We don’t know how it works, you don’t know how it works.

Leo: It’s magic. Isn’t that good? Now I
understand why they say that. Who could resent magic?

John: This thing does have settings but you
can’t change the language.

Allyn: it follows the language on the phone so
you have to change the phone.

Leo: Ix-nay on the anguage-ay.

John: That would make sense

Leo: You’re never coming back Mr. NSA
analyst.

Allyn: Sorry

John: I like this thing

Leo: Congratulations to

John: It’s a little clunky

Leo: It is a little clunky but I’m waiting
for maybe the Moto 360 will be round that will be more desirable.

Lindsey: everybody is waiting for that

Leo: What about this HP watch that came out
of left field? HP announced and I don’t know when it will be good, a smart
watch that they had Michael Bastian, do you know who that is? You’re fashion
forward.

Lindsey: Not that fashion forward, no but I
think it’s ugly.

Allyn: That article title looks good but it
doesn’t actually look good

Lindsey: Yeah it’s not that attractive it’s like
I’m looking forward to the Moto 360.

Leo: The HP calculator watch.

John: I actually have an original Fairchild
watch.

Leo: There you go, that’s it Chad you found
it. Allyn tell me the truth, you wore that watch for years?

Allyn: The HP calculator watch? No.

Leo: Casio?

Allyn: I wore a Casio calculator watch.

Lindsey: That was the superior one.

Leo: The one with the stylus?

Allyn: The one with the address book in it but
not the stylus no.

Leo: You didn’t go that far back, you’re too
young. In my day the watch because the buttons were so small.

Allyn: I was so small then my fingers were
small enough I could use the watch

Leo: I find this very interesting, HP out of nowhere, this isn’t an Android wear watch. It will support Android
and iOS.

Mark: Interesting

Leo: It will have an app that you can
install. They’re doing their own software and we know how well HP does software
so it’s going to be exciting.

Lindsey: I think everybody has to try it. Every
single manufacturer has to get something to get in the game because if it does
take off they have to be…

Leo: That’s true

Lindsey: It’s an insurance policy.

Leo: if it’s the next new thing

John: Paranoia

Lindsey: It’s never been the successful the next
new thing. How many times has the industry tried smart watches?

Leo: They needed to see RT to work on the
Timex watch I guess they’ve licked that so to speak.

Allyn: I just wish there was more
customization with what the Google Now stuff shows on the phone. For example,
Ryan Trout, my editor-in-chief, he’s dealing with emails for other people and
the website.

Leo: So he gets a lot of crap

Allyn: He says hey Allyn you have a flight
tomorrow because it came up on his watch as if it was him. His watch thinks
he’s flying

Leo: That’s Ryan’s fault because he’s having
everything channeled to his personal email. He needs to…

Allyn: No, it’s two separate email accounts.
He has the hone pulling from both

Lindsey: You can choose which ones

Allyn: Somehow it gets mixed up for him

John: For the price, look at this it’s a
piece of cheese

Leo: It’s $200. It’s not that expensive.

John: 200 is a lot to pay for a bunch of
plastic.

Leo: Oh but, let me tell you. This is a 22mm
watch band. This is a standard watch band, I can get alligator or crocodile or
snake skin. Now how much would you pay?

John: But for $200 you get the crap.

Leo: You get a rubber band.

John: Geez, I don’t think it’s that useful

Allyn: That’s upside down

Leo: That’s because John probably …

John: I didn’t do anything, you blame me for
everything

Allyn: That would be a good one John if you
got the watch band attached upside down.

John: Someway that you couldn’t even wear it
that would be great

Leo: Apple has officially closed its deal
for Beat’s Music. Are you excited?

Allyn: Are they selling them themselves now?
What are they doing? Like on their website?

Mark: Yeah they’re selling them on the Apple
store now.

Lindsey: And all the employees are Apple
employees now.

Allyn: Well…

Lindsey: Except the ones that aren’t

Allyn: Except for the sales people

Leo: And the HR

Lindsey: What’s it like 200 people? 200 jobs
being shuttered

Leo: That’s not that many and there is a dispute over really that many jobs were lost and so forth.
Jimmy Iovine and Dr. Dre will offices in Cupertino which they’ll never visit.

John: Why should they?

Leo: Why should they they’ve got a business
to run. The biggest changes is that iRadio will be run by a Beats guy. Former
Beats executive. I’m trying to find his name, I
can’t find it off the top of my head.

Lindsey: It seems like that would be a good
thing.

Leo: Yeah, iRadio is an example of a great service that could use a little bit of the Beat’s
glitter because nobody even knows it’s there

Lindsey: Even though it’s built right in.

Leo: I know

Lindsey: It’s kind of funny

Leo: Apple says it actually has a significant number of
users. I think the number was five or 6 million. It
was a lot of users. You don't hear a lot about iRadio.

Allyn: I personally use
Pandora a lot but my wife used iRadio all the time.

Leo: It is actually
really good. And it’s free. I think it’s free.

Mark: If you have iTunes.

Leo: So for $25 a year. That is nothing
compared to Spotify.

Mark: It is cheaper
than Pandora's subscription.

Leo: They still have that Beats streaming
and I don’t know if the plan is to fold it in.

Mark: Sounds like they are going to keep it
around. They like the product, says this guy Ian Rogers who is running Beats
music. This was a long time coming that they needed this subscription service.
They resisted for a long time.

Leo: Steve did not believe that people wanted it. I think that is really what
held it up.

Mark: Steve also didn't
believe that people wanted a 7 inch iPad. Or a video iPod.

Lindsay: Or larger iPhone.

Leo: We will never read books on a tablet,
he said. Beats announced
someone saying that Amazon prime has free music. And
yes Amazon prime has like 2 million songs compared with the 20 million songs on Beats.

Allyn: I’ve never even
fired up that music. I have Prime, but
I’ve never used the music.

Leo: It doesn’t have anything you want. It’s kind
of like Netflix for music. It is free, but it doesn’t have anything you want.
I'm worried about RadioShack and I'll tell you why. I wish they were a sponsor.
We tried to get RadioShack to buy ads some years ago.

John: That is actually not a
bad idea.

Leo: I wish they had because they are basically headed for…

John: I don’t know. I don’t how good an ad would do.

Lindsey: So if they had
advertised here everything would be different?

Allyn: They had an ad
campaign recently about light, update your store.
What was that? They wanted their store back or something?

Leo: That was a great ad. That was probably
the last money that they had.

Mark: They only call
themselves the shack now right?

Leo: That was a part of that same…

John: It's because they’re falling apart I
think.

Leo: They lost almost $100 million last quarter, they have 62 million in cash left. They are burning money very rapidly.
In fact according to CNN Money and Fortune, they don’t have enough money to close their 1100 stores.

John: That is weird.

Leo: Thinks are so dire that RadioShack
actually doesn’t have enough money to close the 1100 locations they say they
need to shut down.

John: Will be need to abandon them.

Leo: You can’t. You have employees and you have to give them severance.

John: Will they can’t. With 62 million in the bank.

Leo: Credit ratings, agencies and the companies lenders seem to be in agreement that
RadioShack’s days are numbered.

Mark: RadioShack has a
market value of $58.5 million? Despite having 61.8 million in cash? Their market value is lower than the money they actually have.

John: What is their
book value?

Mark: I don’t know. I
can’t find it.

Leo: The problem of course is…

Mark: The share price
is $6.11.

John: I’m asking for
the book value. The thing may be
worth more dead than alive. It is possible.

Leo: There are 4000 stores total and RadioShack is
having a hard time, giving the low amount of
money they have left, coming up with a turnaround plan.

Allyn: I think part of
the problem is that it’s RadioShack.

Leo: What?

Allyn: The back one third to one half of the store. Here is the thing. I dabble a
lot in electronics, I do simple stuff, I put stuff together and I don’t go to
RadioShack.

Leo: Then you are the problem!

John: I want to know where he goes.

Allyn: Online! I order the parts online.

Leo: The great thing about RadioShack is
that every small town in America had one.

Allyn: Right. But the
problem for me is that if I want something specific, chances are it is not in
the back third to one half of the store.

Leo: So that is why my position was, come on twit. Advertise to geeks like Allen and say
look, your town needs a store where you can buy a Arduino,
Raspberry Pi, iodes and resistors and circuits. They should have had a maker shop in the
back, a hacker space, they should have reached out to the geek
community and embraced it.

Lindsay: They tried.

Leo: No they haven’t.

John: They should have hired you to give them
advice.

Leo: They started selling remote control
vehicles, speakers, and cell phones. That is the front third of the store. And they couldn’t get consumers in.

Lindsey: They tried a little bit late. They have
been advertising and Make magazine, I’ve seen it. They realized it, but it was
really only in the last year.

Leo: If they had bought into Twit when we pitched it to them 2 years ago we could’ve saved that
company. Just remember
that.

John: There you have
it.

Leo: Seriously, maybe not totally. But
reaching out to the geeks is the right thing to do. Tech TV did the same thing.
Instead of saying lets embrace the geeks, we want to
be more general and reach a broader audience. And it failed. Because it didn’t appeal to anybody. In a world where you’ve got Amazon and all these online retailers, the
only way you are going to beat them is by providing something that they don’t offer which is service. A human being, and a human face. If they had reached out to geeks and said this is it.

John: I don't think they could’ve afforded to
do it. I think what he is discussing is getting specific piles of transistors for whatever you are building and they wouldn’t have been
able to carry that much SKU.

Allyn: Here is a perfect example. So just
within the last couple of weeks we put together a little box with a bunch of
variable resistors built into it that goes out and
controls all of our light panels in our studio. We made our own remote panel
control. So I needed these very specific parts. We can’t find them.

John: Go to Lashers.

Leo: How does Lashers
survive?

John: They have a big,
they have everything, but they have it behind the
counter so if you want some transistors or whatever, you tell them and they go in the back and find it. It is like a car
parts place.

Allyn: I would've went to that place.

John: You can go to a car parts place and ask
for some…

Allyn: I would’ve gone
there.

Leo: You would’ve
loved it. You would’ve
haunted it. That is what
people do at Lasher’s. They go on Saturday morning and go hang out.

John: You know who I saw there when I went to Lasher’s to pick
something up? Cliff stole was there. While you are in the Bay area you should
go and check it out just to see what a place should be like.

Leo: This Astronomer
at Berkeley who wrote the Cuckoo’s Nest and
was a regular on Tech TV doing a column about how horrible technology was.

John: Know he was a technology hater. A genuine one. Not me. I’m different.

Leo: Not like you. He was real. He was the
real deal.

John: His whole goal in life was to get
people out of the house. Get away from the computer screen and go take a walk.

Leo: He actually… you know what we should see if we could
get him for our New Year’s show. He built a Mac-quarium, it was very
cool. He is a great guy.

Lindsey: For a big store
like Lasher’s to survive, does it have to be in a market like Berkeley where you have people with a lab? They are doing
all sorts of things that require that kind of inventory?

John: And you have to have the personnel that understands it.

Leo: I don’t know. I just feel like it is a sad day.
Because RadioShack was, for many people their first computer with the Tandy.

John: This is where I think they really
dropped the ball. They had it. They had a major platform all to themselves.
That they could have taken much further. And then they bailed.

Mark: Also they were selling things that you can easily find anywhere else
at the time. Like in the 90s if you needed a co-ax cable you couldn’t get it
anywhere else. But now you can get it at Best Buy.

Leo: I still go to Radio Shack for certain
things. If I need a Lithium 3032 battery, there are certain things that I still go to RadioShack for. I
think it is a loss that you cannot.

John: Do the ad. You’ve been putting off the ad for too
long.

Leo: You know what I
love?

John: Audible.

Leo: Yes! You could tell
by the Look in my eyes
that I was getting ready to talk about the world’s best bookstore? audible.com.

John: I think it is the only bookstore.

Leo: There were others. I think there still
are.

John: The ones that advertise
on your show, stay in business.

Leo: Exactly. I’m not going to say anything,
but.

John: There was an old saying in PC Magazine
that said anyone that advertised next to a Dvorak column always stayed in
business. Always successful.

Leo: So I am listening to Graham Nash’s new book called Wild Tales. He is, I love him. Crosby, Stills, and Nash? Have you heard of them? A rock 'n roll life. He narrates it. I love this
kind of stuff. Audible knows what you have listened to and I hope this is okay with you John, they suggest other books that you may like. Because I listened to Keith
Richards, my life, which is awesome.

John: As long as they
are not spying on your email to get these recommendations.

Leo: No they are not. They just see what I buy. We are going to
have Kevin Rose on Monday on Triangulation and the following Monday we have
Andy Weir who wrote one of my absolute favorite audible books, the Martian. Have any of you read the Martian?

Lindsey: Yes.

Leo: See, I knew I liked you. It is Robinson Crusoe on Mars. He gets left behind on Mars
and has to survive like a year and a half with what he has on hand. It would be
a wonderful graduate, college course. Here is the stuff you have on Mars, can you live a year and a half? What would you
do to solve it? It is an education listening to it but is also human. It is
beautiful, you cry at the end. I want to you why you cry. It could be good, it
could be bad. You will want to read this. And Andy Weir will be our guest, I am
really thrilled to talk to him a week from Monday. So
may be this would be a good time to download and listen to the Martian. I’ll
tell you what, I can get you two books for free. I highly recommend the Martian. You
know, we’ve interviewed Daniel Suarez on Triangulation and his books are really good. What do you listen to? I know that John
loved the Confessions of an Economic Hit Man You still recommend that? You still stand by that?

John: It is an outstanding product.

Leo: Another great audible book by John
Perkins, the true story of the highly paid
professionals who go out to countries that are in economic dire straits with bags of
money. Trillions of dollars. Get them to do things that maybe are not in their best interests, but
are in the best interests of major multinational
conglomerates. And you think this is true?

John: I’m telling you. Just read or listen to
the book on audible. It’s fairly hard not to believe it.

Leo: If you like politics, if you like
fiction, if you like science fiction, audible is a great place. 150,000
volumes. I just want to tell you I am also an
intellectual I listen to literature. I am not the ignorant fellow that you
presume I am. Have you read this? The
Gold Finch.

Lindsey: It is very good.

Leo: It is one of my favorite authors. She wrote The Secret History, which is
also brilliant.

Lindsey: I had a hilarious conversation with a
friend of mine. I was in the middle of reading it, I was about halfway through
and I asked my friend what he was reading
and he said, I’m reading this great book called The
Gold Finch and he starts to describe it and he said, have you read it? And I
said no because I am really bad at remembering the names of the books that I’m
reading. And he keeps
going and I said, “Oh I’m reading that right now. At this
moment.” It was pretty
funny.

Leo: It is so good. If you like literature.Maybe not for you, John.

John: I like comic
books.

Lindsey: Do you like mysteries?

John: Yeah I like mysteries.

Lindsay: You might like it.

John: Okay. I’ll check it out. My thing is I
like audible when you are driving around, but generally speaking when I’m
reading I read off the Kindle.

Leo: So you know what
I am doing with this? I am doing whisper sync. On some books after you buy the audible book. For a reduced price you get the Kindle book. And then you go back and forth. So I will
listen, and read on my iPad when I’m laying down. And actually you can have the
audible going.

John: You don’t use a Kindle?

Leo: I just use my iPad.

John: Kindle is the best.

Leo: I like the
Kindle. I just don’t want a different device for everything.

John: Why not?

Allyn: Which reader is
it that is highlighting the words?

Leo: Well the Kindle
will do it, now the Kindle app on iOS android will do it is well. You download the audiobook, you download the physical book. If
you stop reading, it knows where you left off.
I just love this. So if you are a person who likes to
read books too, Audible is still a great thing. Because in the car or at the gem you can’t read. I know you are a gym rat, John.

John: I am.

Leo: Pump iron like
nobody’s business. One thing you can’t do when you’re lifting heavy metal is hold the book. It would be hard.
But if you have audible, it is awesome. We interviewed a really great guy on
triangulation, Mark Miodownik. He is a science guy. He has a book called Stuff Matters, exploring the marvelous materials that
shape our man-made world. Why is glass see-through? Did you ever think about
that? What makes elastic stretchy? Why can you bend a paperclip? These are things that I wonder all the time.

John: I can imagine.

Leo: Well Mark explains it. He is funny, he
is just great. I love Mark. The point is that there are books in every area.
This is a bookshelf just waiting for you. I want you to go to audible.com/twit2 and what we are
going to do is we are going to give you a month free and the platinum account.
That is the two books a month account. Two credits a month. You will also get
the daily digest of the New York Times and the Wall
Street Journal. You’ve got it for 30 days and you pay nothing. If you cancel after the first 30 days
that’s it. You still get to keep the books. And
you will them nothing. I think you are going to stick around. Audible is a really fabulous
resource. Even if you still like reading paper books, having audible when
you’re in the car, at the jam or when you are walking the dog it is awesome. audible.com/twit2. Two free books
waiting for you.

Leo: Twitter had a
pretty good quarter. Although, maybe it shouldn’t have. So Wall Street was very happy to hear that not only were Twitter’s
profits good, and I think twitter controls that, they can make as much money as
they want or don’t want. They just put more ads in
the stream. They blew away expectations but the most important thing from the
point of view of Wall Street is that users were up. They had been going down
for a few quarters and people were concerned that Twitter might be over. Some of the increase may be had to do with the World Cup, that was probably the most tweeted event of all time. Dick Costolo said in his analyst call said he thinks new users
are coming to twitter because their on boarding process is better. that is where they welcome you, they give you a
little tour and some champagne. Welcome to Twitter.

Lindsey: They are doing a better job explaining
what it is, and who is there.

Leo: I think that they needed to do that
early on and didn’t do a good job of it. And now it
is so widely used that if you don’t know what Twitter is…

Lindsey: Here is the problem. I always say that
twitters problem is social anxiety. A lot of people signed up for twitter and
they do one of two things. They either just follow a bunch of people and then they lurk. Or if they try to participate and
because it is hard to build up followers, they are anxious. They throw things
out to the universe and nobody answers and so then they filled down. So I think
what twitter is trying to do, is build up a sword of
stronger lurker culture. Which is
probably what they need to be successful. People use Twitter more as something that they absorb.

Leo: So don’t feel bad that you have 100
followers, or 12. Because that is
why you are there. You are there to read the feeds of others.

Lindsey: You are there to find out what is going
on.

Leo: Twitter is really not for you, it is
for Justin Bieber. That’s what they should say.

John: They should say that, yeah.

Leo: If you are a believer, it is for you. But not if you
are just a normal person.

John: By the way, I need more followers. The real Dvorak.

Leo: He’s got that anxiety thing.

John: I get no respect.

Leo: So here is the trouble in paradise. And
I think this is fair. Wall Street Journal pointed this out. Despite the fact that they are gaining in new users, most people
never go to the website, they use the twitter app. About 40 million active
users don’t, they don't see twitter ads at all. Now that is only 14% of the
total. So it isn’t anywhere near the majority. But
that number may be going up. And that is something that Twitter needs to watch.
That is why they killed the third-party apps, or tried to. I never go to
twitter, I rarely go to twitter site. And I know that I don’t see any ads. Are
they going to have to put it in the stream in order
to monetize?

Lindsey: I think they are probably exploring
this really actively right now. Just like nature abhors a vacuum, the advertising industry abhors a missed
opportunity. And so somehow, you’ve got to bet that
Twitter is having back and forth conversations about all of these things.

Leo: Isn’t there a tension between the
advertising industry that would like to put ads in every freaking where they can? And the businesses and the users who say
well, come on, knock it off. We don’t want to see ads. Twitter has to balance those interests. They
can’t just say advertisers let’s put this in the stream. That could really
chase away people.

Lindsey: They are trying, they have an ad
product where they basically work with publishers to
share the revenue for the single ad. So it is kind of a twofer.

Leo: So two publishers are in one ad?

Lindsey: A broadcaster has a tweet lined up that includes an ad and they share
that revenue. It is called Twitter Amplify. So Twitter is working on a way to get a
little bit of revenue from somebody else’s advertising and it seems like that
might be a model for getting revenue.

Leo: And why would the networks go along
with that? Why would they share their revenue?

Lindsey: Will probably because the people paying for that ads are very
interested in social exposure but they want to do it in partnership with people who they think will get attention on social
media.

Leo: I understand the advertisers, but why
would the Wall Street Journal share revenue with twitter?

Lindsey: Because they want the revenue
experience stream to do it with twitter it has to show
the money.

Leo: I want to thank the guy who tweeted,
who said “I’m not watching
right now. I’m watching a movie but I will watch later.” Thank you Paul. I appreciate it. This is why Twitter is so great. That kind of direct conversation.So, John. Really, are you being facetious that you want more followers? Or do you
really see any value in having followers?

John: I’m below 100,000 and now everyone
mocks me. For having such a low number, even though it is a reasonable amount.

Leo: You know who’s terrified? If you are a Hollywood star and you have 50,000 followers.

Mark: They pay for them
just like they pay for converse representatives.

John: I don’t like the
idea of paying for anything, but I would like
to have… yes, I could use
some more followers.

Leo: Paula Dean in the chat room, not that
Paula Dean, says “One revenue service that twitter has not mind is when we show tweets, or news organizations
show tweets, they don’t pay twitter for that right? Twitter could go to
Bloomberg BusinessWeek. They’ve already started doing that thing
where you should embed it right?

Mark: Yes. And I think
those are counted in the off-site numbers that they were talking about.

Leo: Would Bloomberg be upset if they put an
ad in there?

Mark: I don’t think it is in the terms right now that they can do that.

John: You know what I
would like to do? I would like to learn the German accent.

Leo: John comes here and he thinks of
things…

Mark: You can learn
anything on YouTube.

John: That is what I thought. But I couldn’t get the Christopher Walken down.

Leo: Next time Kevin Pollack is
here we will have him do master classes.

John: That would be great. He could do it.

Leo: If anybody can teach you how to do
Pollack, he could. That is a good
show. Pollack teaches Dvorak Walken.

John: That would be good.

Would that be a recurring show?

John: Yes, because I would never get it.

Allyn: It could be
weekly.

Leo: And we thought when we started this
show that there really wouldn’t be a lot of legs, but
teaching Dvorak German walken. Kevin is a nice guy, he sent me an email the other day. My personal close friend Kevin Pollack. Twitter also is doing…

John: What is the story about Microsoft in
China?

Leo: No, China is investigating Microsoft for antitrust.

John: Does anybody know anything about this
story?

Mark: China is
investigating everybody.

Leo: It is called a shakedown. Have you ever
heard of it?

Mark: They raided several offices that Microsoft owns in
China. Qualcomm is under the same pressure right now in China. China also appears to be tilting
their smart phone market in favor of local companies so that Lenovo and Xiaomi are benefiting from some moves that are hurting Apple and Samsung. For example the Chinese
government told the carriers to stop subsidizing so
much of the phones cost. Over here you can go to the Verizon store and get an iPhone for $200 but it
actually caused $650 to the carrier. They subsidize the cost to lower the price
for you. China is telling
their state owned cellular carriers not to do so much
of that.

John: So you have to pay too much for the
phone.

Mark: So the iPhone
becomes now $700.

Leo: Do you feel that Microsoft has become a
target of late because last week the China government said you cannot buy Windows 8 for government work? Because we
believe the NSA, through Microsoft, is spying. That seems targeted. It seems like
Microsoft is at target of China.

Mark: Microsoft has
long been a target of China. Some of the Chinese government divisions were pirating Word and Windows. It has been a
problem for Microsoft for a long time. on Microsoft last earning call they said
China is still a trouble spot and we don't see it improving anytime soon.

Lindsay: Hasn’t China been targeting
Apple too in similar kinds of conversations? If you are a large company and you are
in China, China has it’s eye on you.

Mark: Yeah, China is. The geopolitical
tensions with the US right now are pretty bad so the American tech companies
are getting punished just like Walmart and everybody else is having
trouble over there.

Leo: Is it that they really fear that they
are being spied on or is that just a lever in some sort of deeper negotiations
going on? What is it that China wants?

Mark: Part of it has to do with the fact that our government is blocking out a lot of
Chinese companies from getting deals. ZTE, Lenovo, trying to sell networking
equipment to carriers.

Leo: Congress in their congressional report
said that businesses should not buy ZTE or Huawei because of Chinese government spying. Payback. What do you think Mr. NSA analyst?

Allyn: Well, we have had
routers come from overseas with buying firmware in them.

Leo: But we do the same thing apparently.
According to Snowden documents we are pretty good at
putting that kind of stuff in routers.

Allyn: I haven’t heard
of us going that far. I’ve never heard
of that.

John: That is how
good we are.

Allyn: Yeah, if it was actually happening.

Leo: Actually DefCon and Black Hat is coming up this week.

John: Are you going?

Leo: No. I’ve never been.

John: It's actually kind of cool. You would
enjoy it because everyone would know you.

Leo: They would hack me..

John: They would probably hack your phone.

Leo: Yeah, I put a lot
of sexy texts to my phone and just wait for it show up on the wall of shame.

Allyn: It would be there
in 5 minutes probably.

Leo: Father Robert Ballaster said, they wouldn’t hack a priest would they?

Lindsey: Especially hack a
priest?

Leo: He’s going to be
down there. He’s going to
cover for us. He goes every
year. He loves Black Hat. He doesn’t just go to Defcon, which is the kind of people’s conference. Black hat is the one where the big shots
go. Where you learn
how to do stuff. So we expect
there will be a lot of announcements in the next couple of weeks over security. One already kind of leaked out, we We don’t know the details but the exploit is called bad USB. Somebody has got
to know the technology behind this and I want to know what it is so get ready,
Allyn, you are teed up,
how can this work and is it a widespread problem? I know that Steve will be talking about
this on security.

Allyn: This is a
different layer. This is not an auto run.

Leo: This is a hardware layer. We are not
talking about AutoRun. We are talking about something that is actually much more nefarious but
before we do that though I do want to mention our friends@squarespace.com. John, do you have a square space site for Dvorak?

Leo: You do it because you love it. Is that
my phone? You started music?

John: I didn’t do
anything. Is that what you listen to?

Leo: That is good
stuff. Is this George Bush rap?

Allyn: Is that your ring tone?

Lindsey: You are going to
have to pay royalties any second now.

John: I don’t think it
is a real song.

Leo: Did you just
start that?

John: I didn’t do
anything. It is still
locked.

Leo: How did you get
that to play?

John: I don’t know. Somebody hacked the phone. We have an NSA
guy on here.

Leo: The only guy on a
Windows box.

John: I can’t stop him.

Leo: We’ve got George
Bush rapping on the show and you can’t stop him. Here, I’ll turn it off. That is weird. Why is he
saying duty? That is Jonothan Colton. I am going to
keep the phone over here from no one. Holy cow, John. So you like squarespace because No Agenda is a hugely popular show. The kids love it. Many 11-year-olds don’t watch TV, they
listen to No Agenda.

John: We have a wide
demo.

Allyn: I watch it.

Leo:Which is amazing, since it’s an audio program.

John: We have a lot of commuters that listen to the show because it is long.
It is six hours a week.

Leo: And that is one show.

John: Could be, but no. Twice weekly.Now on Thursdays.

Leo: So you want a site that when you are doing the show, people can rush to
that site and flooded. Hundreds of thousands of people can visit it and the
last thing you want is that it goes down.

John: It can’t. Because it is squarespace.

Leo: You think we are making this up. But
no, this is true. We have tried and tried. Everybody go to noagendashow.com.
Everybody go there. The listening audience, the viewing audience and I
guarantee you that I can bring any site down except a squarespace site. And that is
because squarespace really is committed to not only great up time, that great response time.
The squarespace pages pop up, because the hosting at squarespace is tightly integrated with the software. They
do stuff behind the scenes, they explained it to me once and it went over my
head but it is very sophisticated, involving virtual servers, and Java. It is
amazing. You don’t even know. That is the beauty of it. All squarespace templates are modern, mobile response design
and you get the benefit of the latest and greatest state of the art web
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can just point and click your way to a beautiful website that matches your aesthetic, your sensibilities. Whether you are a photographer, an artists, whether you are selling online, whether you are a blogger. You just
want a great site. Visit squarespace.com and you can take a look. Even try it for two
weeks, use all the features absolutely free. All you have to do is name a site,
give them an email address and a password and you are in. You can import all
the content from your existing site, change the templates that will, they do
have a developer’s platform if you are JavaScript
guru you can do anything with squarespace. But you don't have to be, and that is beautiful. Their newly redesigned customer help
site will help you. There is George Bush. What do George Bush and Katy Perry
have in common?

Mark: Duty.

John: He waited the
whole show to get one in!

Leo: That is the name
of the show right there.

John: He nailed it. Home run.

Leo: Home run! Thank you Mark. So, it starts at eight dollars a month. I was telling about the new help
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on. Why don’t you go to squarespace.com and click on the get started button and try it. All I ask is that when you decide to
buy, use the offer code twit because you are going to get 10% off. That way
they will know that you heard about it from this week
in Tech. If they had a code for the no agenda show I would give it to you. But,
they don’t. Why don’t you? Oh
that’s right you don’t do ads. Because
you are pure.

John: As the driven snow.

Leo:squarespace.com and use the offer code twit. So, we will find out more at Black Hat they
are going to give a presentation on bad USB.

Allyn: Do you want the
30 second version?

Leo: s This comes from security research labs in Berlin. So if you could do it with a German accent I would appreciate it.

Allyn: I do not have the special German
accent.

Leo:Carston Knoll, chief scientist says, “If you
put anything into your USB slot you could be in trouble.” So what exactly is happening?

Allyn: So, like any device that you have in your
possession connected to your computer directly, you can update the firmware.

Leo: Now see this is interesting. A thumb
drive has firmware. Not just firmware, but programmable firmware. This was my
question. Why is it programmable?

John: That is what I was going to ask. That
makes no sense to me that it would be programmable.

Leo: Why isn’t it locked down?

Allyn: It is locked down by obscurity. Historically. Usually you plug in the USB drive and
you would need some kind of special tool in order to
rewrite that firmware. Just like any other work firmware programming software.
So if you have access to that firmware you can write other code, you can make
it appear as other devices, and you can make it appear as keyboard.

John: It just can’t do it through the regular
USB port. It has to have something electronically to…

Leo: That is what is interesting. It is a
specific controller that is created by a company called Fizon which does in
fact have EE prom on it. Electronically erasable programming.

John: Which you can only do by plugging into
the USB port.

Allyn: No, you’ve got to have hardware in your
programmer.

Leo: I think it is
light and then you have to have…

Allyn: No, not those.

Leo: It is electronically erasable.

Allyn: It is done
through the port. If the device could be reprogrammed that way. I don’t know if it is the case withthis, but it would be Theoretically possible to make their code a firmware
re-programmer. And you could have it running on the
host operating system and then could reprogram.

Leo: That is some of the things that we are
going to learn at the Black Hat presentation. But I think part of the question
is, obviously this is always been the case. This would be nothing new that a manufacturer of a thumb drive can put malware on a
thumb drive.

John: They could. And it has actually been
done.

Leo: Oh yes. Anybody who is making hardware
can put malware on there. And we have seen that happen. We’ve seen it happen by
accident even.

Mark: The theory was
that that is how stock net made its way to the Uranian Nuclear
Facility.

John: That is the ticket. It was an accident.

Leo: I think everybody agrees that it was
government written. Probably Israeli and US government had something to do with it. I’m not saying he did. I’m not saying he didn’t.

Allyn: How is the guy
defending against it?

Leo: He knew how to reverse engineer that
malware that is for sure. These other very
sophisticated malware attacks I think are probably governmental. In this case I think this was actually brilliant idea. Iran was
enriching uranium to make atomic bombs and StocksNet attacked the centrifuges and brought them down. And the theory being
that if we can break centrifuges and have them overspin this could
cripple their ability to enrich the uranium. That sounds like the kind of warfare
that I like. That is good. Nobody gets hurt.

Allyn: That’s the future
of warfare right?

Mark: But according to
the american government that is an act of war.

Leo: If they did it to
us. But we can do it to them. And you know everybody is going to do it
to everybody. We have the same kinds of rules though. What are the rules of
this stuff?

Allyn: I can’t quote them directly but we have
those kinds of rules like we are not authorized to
just go and invade.

Leo: No, you give it to the CIA. NSA is not allowed to. But you give it
to the CIA and they would do it.

Allyn: What?

Leo: You’ve heard of
that. Of course that is how it is all done. Is this compartmentalized. You are just a lowly analyst with
reverse engineering the malware, you hand off to somebody else and may take it
and weaponizes it. Then they handed off to somebody else who gives it to Iran who
then…. it is all compartmentalized and nobody knows who’s doing it.

Allyn: But they still
have to follow the rules.

Leo: But they are all following the rules.

John: You are pretty cynical it seems to me,
Leo.

Leo: Me?

John: Yes.

Leo: Okay. Who put the USB stick in the
centrifuge?

John: Let's get
back to this USB stick. It was you, Leo.

Leo: I would’ve done
it.

Allyn: First you know
about the orange cables. Now you know
about the centrifuge.

Leo: And I have some
unexplained travel in that time frame.

John: Let’s get back to this USB story. So what are we going to do about these
things?

Leo: Nothing. We are screwed.

Allyn: Game over man.

Leo: Well that is what we are going to find
out. We haven’t really seen the details because he is going to present it at
the show. But it sounds as if a significant number of
USB sticks have read programmable firmware. That is bad. The answer would be to
only buy USB sticks that had ROM. If there is such a thing.

Allyn: I have a feeling
that a lot of them are reprogrammable.

Leo: Why is that?

Allyn: What’s funny is the first thing that comes to
mind for me is that what you would think is the most secure is probably the
most reprogrammable. Like Iron Key.

Leo: What?

Allyn: Iron key released firmware’s. I don’t know what the level.

Leo: That is bad. You can firmware update
your USB key that is bad.

Lindsay: This is what is scary. The
quote from this says there is no way to get the firmware without the help of
the firmware and if you ask the infected firmware…

John: That is lying firmware.

Leo: Are you hacked?

John: No, I’m not
hacked. I’m good.

Allyn: Actually that is very similar.

Leo: But there are rules.

Allyn: That is along the
lines of how people used to have DirecTV. If you had hacked your card, you
would reprogram your card in such a way that it
reported back to the box.

Leo: Those were the good old days. Remember?
They would send a code down and you would reprogram your card.

John: And then they toast the card. I
remember when I had DirecTV and they were going to go to new cards. They sent
you a new card and said you have to put this new card in with the next week.
But before you do, type in something. And then it would toast the card that was
in there and you had this burned card.

Leo: Because they
didn’t want to passing the card around. Here is what they
say they are going to do at Black hat next week. They are going to take a brand
name USB stick and they are going to transform it into a computer keyboard. So
you plug in the stick and it opens a command window
on the computer, you enter the command that causes it to download and install
malicious malware. So you plug it in, and all of a sudden a command line opens
up. And that will allow them to use your access code.

Allyn: It is using your credentials. You were logged
in when you put the USB in.

Leo: That is why you
should be a limited user. Then they will
transform a brand-name USB stick into a network card. Once acted the network
card causes the computer to use a domain system server
that is malicious. So when you enter in yahoo.com you get the bad guy. That is a malware attack that is easy to do. Then
they will program a brand-name USB stick to surreptitiously inject the pay load
into a legitimate installation file. Files loaded onto the drive when attached
to one computer, tampering only happens after it is plugged into a different computer that has no operating
system on it. So you could use a trusted computer, verify that this is a
legitimate one to install, unplugit because it has been verified. When in fact it is not. That is how they will transform an
android phone into a malicious card. Just for fun.

John: Just go back to writable DVDs. Let’s
give up on this stuff.

Leo: So, this is really interesting. We will know more about it. I’m sure Steve
Gibson will talk about after the black hat. Because I think he wanted to hear
the presentation before he said anything. Apparently, it says that according to ArsTechnica that the vast majority of USB devices will accept any firmware update they are offered.
There is no check, they are writable.

Allyn: You need the
right tool though that is the thing. You have to have the right software or
hardware.

Leo: That is some protection. Right?

Allyn: Well it is security through obscurity which…

John: So let’s fire up
the tools and buy a few copies.

Leo: my question is, is it cheaper to use ROMs that are not programmable? Why don’t they use
non-programmable will read only memories? Why are they using erasable memories?

Allyn: Imagine you are
halfway through production of this whole batch…

John: No I think you
are right. I think you
really have to do that. because there are too many updates, upgrades
and the USB 2.0 are in flux.

Leo: Who upgrades
their flash drive?

John: At the manufacturer. And then they are
cranking them out. I think it makes logical sense.

Leo: Then we are screwed.

John: Yeah. That's what I said. Go back to a
writable DVD.

Leo: We no longer use USB keys is that the…

John: Go back to CD Roms.

Leo: Like that is
going to happen.

John: I don’t know. I use them.

Leo: Let’s quickly see
here. We had a good week. I want to cheer people up and see a
little bit of the fun that you missed because you weren’t here this week. So, again the program on Monday we will be talking to Kevin Rose on
Triangulation 11:00 AM Pacific, 2:00 PM Eastern, 1800 UTC. That’ll be a good show tomorrow on Twit. One last story. A super break through. this one I believe. Stanford is going to triple your battery life. A lithium anode battery that might give
vehicles a 300 mile driving range, triple a cell phone’s effective life. Wouldn’t this be good news?

Lindsey: It would be huge
news. And if it is true, and I assume it is,
assuming that the technology can be brought down to a
small size pretty quickly it is going to be really important for the entire
wearable proposition. One of the
problems with wearables is that you have to charge them every night or every couple of nights
and that is just annoying when you are talking about
something that you want to wear on your body. So, I think it is huge.

Leo: Of course USA
Today, doing the deep research they found a 92 year old professor of Material
Science at the University of Texas named Goodenough, said it might be expensive.

Lindsey: It is always expensive at first.

Leo: Actually John Goodenough is just anybody. He invented Lithium ion.

John: I am in agreement
with the chatroom here. Another battery promise. There are about 2 a week. They are a dime a
dozen.

Leo: Remember super
capacitors?

John: That was going to be a big one.

Leo: I still think these technologies exist, they just haven’t been able to make them.

Allyn: The capacitors
exist?

Leo: Yeah. I have an electric drill, it’ll charge in 30 seconds. It is amazing. And you know what, John? A tank full of gas can explode and blow
up the driver as well. Anything with
enough energy to power a 2-ton piece of metal at 60 mph is going to have some
kill capacity.

Lindsey: And wasn’t lithium-ion a little expensive and crazy at first?

Leo: It was.

John: Where is this
super capacitor commercial?

Leo: My drill is not a
bad thing to have.

John: Can you imagine
how much electricity has to be store in a super cap in a car? To get the same equivalency that you
have in a gasoline engine?

Leo: That is true. The promise of a super capacitor is that
they charge right away.

Allyn: And they self-discharge, is the catch.

Leo: Here is another
catch. You can’t just plug them into the wall at 120 volts and super charge it. You have to have a lot of voltage and
amperage in there. A lot of watts to do that in 30 seconds.

Allyn: You’ve got to
charge that a certain way.

Leo: Anyway, I hope we
have better batteries, don’t you? It’ll happen. It has to.

Lindsey: You’ve got a lot
of people thinking about it.

Allyn: In ten years from
now you think all of us are just going to be on the same old lithium?

Leo: What is wrong
with this? Because somebody
called me on the radio show today and said in the
next 15 years I’m thinking about getting into technology. What is the technology that you would do
now that will be the next big thing? I said it is pretty hard because if you thought 15 years ago and I was
smart I might’ve said you should write a chat app
because you could make 6 billion dollars when you sell it to Facebook. What would you say 15 years from now? Is it battery technology? Solar charging?

Allyn: Renewable energy
in general.

Leo: Renewable energy,
sure.

Lindsey: I also think smart things with voice.

Leo: I mentioned
voice. The ability to talk to anything is
important.

John: I think if kids
want to get involved in something, go into MEM’s.

Leo: You were the guy
that explained MEM’s to me. I had never heard of it before. Apparantly they are everywhere. They are not
molecular size. But they are very
small.

John: The Kindle is an
example.

Leo: The Kindle has
MEM’s?

John: Well that is how
it works.

Leo: Interesting.

John: It is actually physically there.

Leo: Is an etch of sketch made of MEM’s?

John: I think if it was
electronic and you had a battery in there, it would be.

Leo: An electronic etch of sketch.

Lindsey: I have one on my
desk at work. That thing gets so much play time. I have it on the far side of my desk and
people just pick it up.

Leo: You know what
would be cool? You could have it
be a screen. Has somebody
built that? Alright friends. This has been a
fun show, but with all good things we must call it a
day. Did I do
everything Chad? I didn’t mention
the teeshirt. teespring.com/twit. We do these tshirts for 30 days only because we want to create some sort of perceived value. Some crazy demand that wouldn’t exist otherwise. It is a psychological trick. I’m the first to admit it. But it is also true. In 30 days you will never be able to get
this teeshirt again. This is the
commemorative. You wouldn’t
believe how many people.

John: Is that the one you finally chose?

Leo: This one won by
30 votes and there were thousands of votes.

John: What came in
second?

Leo: Do you know what
came in second Lisa?

John: It probably
wasn’t steam punk.

Leo: No, steam punk
was losing I think. It was the lowest. Anyway, you can get it right now. It benefits The Brick House. It is our
commemorative 3rd Anniversary shirt. We have it is a variety of colors and sizes. Well two. Black and white. That is a variety. And a variety of genders too as well.Male and Female. We’ve sold 421 towards our goal of 300. So I think we are well on our way. But if you want it, waste no time. teespring.com/twit. Mark it is great
to see you. Thank you for
being here and coming all the way out.

Mark: My pleasure.

Leo: Mark Millian is at Bloomberg Business Week where he covers international business,
right?

Leo: Really. I still kind of wonder how you resolve
this. It is very hard. What we didn’t talk about is that the
judge said that Microsoft has to Irish server. That has a huge global impact too. A Canadian judge did something similar. Making judgements in a nation where it reaches out into another nation. It is a big problem.

Mark: Microsoft fought
that one, but lost.

Leo: It is good to
have you. Allyn Malventano, never been on Twit before and you did yeoman job. Actually you did the job of a Navy
Chief.

Allyn: Thank you.

Leo: I’m really glad
to have you here. congratulations again on your new wife and new town of Florence, KY.

Allyn: Thank you.

Leo: You can catch
Allyn on the PC Perspective PodCast but also writing every day for PC.com. I really wish, I
heard you talking about it on the PodCast but your SSD directory is so useful. What do I do with that? I recommend it all the time.

Allyn: I need to update
that thing. It turned into an
octopus. It was insane
trying to update that thing.

Leo: Because you were
one of the early guys to do review and rate different SSD’s and you came up with the fact there were really
differences in the quality.

Allyn: There were
differences and part of the reason I haven’t updated what used to the the SSD decoder, that used to just be my own personal spreadsheet but just
to try to keep track because there were so many
manufacturers and they all had different controllers and you didn’t know what
controller was in what drive. They perform similar across whatever brand that was for the model.

Allyn: Well everything
is dated in there now. And the number of
controllers and number of manufacturers is not unwieldy anymore. It used to be Sanforce was in like 15
different brands. It was kind of a race and everybody wanted to make an SSD.

Leo: Does it matter
which SSD you buy now?

Allyn: Sure it does. There are still difference. But the number of
controllers is now…

John: What is the best
one to buy right now? Period.

Leo: Yeah, which one is the best?

Allyn: There has to be
two answers there. Because there is the one that is the best cost per gig. Which I believe is the Crucial either
the MX100 or the M550. They are insanely
low cost per gig. Forty cents a gig.

John: And the second half of the answer.

Allyn: The second half
of the answer I would say is the most nimble performer which right now is
Samsung. The 850 Pro. The flash memory
is made on the same die. 32 layers high. But usually when
you make a chip it is all flat.

Leo: How much is that? $699 for a terabyte? That’s not bad.

Allyn: So that just
launched and the pricing is still kind of premium. But that is a very good performer.

Leo: How about Evo from Samsung? Do you like that?

Allyn: The Evo is the previous generation and I have a
suspicion that they are going to make an 850 Evo as well. And once that happens the cost per gig is going to start dropping as well. It is just a matter of time.

Leo: Everybody should
have an SSD drive in their computer. At least as their boot drive. It makes such a huge difference.

Mark: It is night and
day.

Leo: These new PC
express that Apple has been using is really fast. Thank you Allyn. I’m glad we could talk about that. And I want to thank you Lindsey Turrentine for being here from CNet. Reviews Editor there. Anything you want
to plug? Besides your regular Monday appearance on TNT?

Lindsey: Well that is
obvious. That is a given. What do I want to plug? CNet’s IOS app just got updated yesterday and it is
fantastic. I’m actually
thrilled with it.

Leo: We are really
starting to think that the way people will listen to PodCasts is on mobile
apps. And I think that is probably true for a
lot of content. Right?

Lindsey: I think so too. I think it has
taken the whole industry awhile to sort out what is the best way for a media
app to work. We finally
decided to create a situation where you can toggle between the programming that
we do or you could just go to the latest. And we have so much content and you can go
back.

Leo: We have all this back catalog but we also want to highlight the current, featured stuff. NPR, their new app is simple. It has no controls at all. You can go next.

Lindsey: That is basically
how ours works. It is either featured or next. Latest.

Leo: A lot of companies have started to look
at simplified. Because people
just want to get right into it.

Lindsey: Of course it is
important to me if you want to find out about a specific product you can dig down pretty easy or you can scan codes. If you are in the store, you can just
scan a code.

Leo: I thinking about
that too. I think that is
the current thinking in general. There has got to
be two interfaces. Simple and deep.

Lindsey: That is up. And we’re also doing some fun stuff in
Kentucky.

Leo: That is Tech
Republic.

Lindsey: No. Well there is Tech Republic but we also
have CNet itself. we built a 12,000 square foot review
faculty in Louisville and we do smart home reviews there. And we are
working on some other exciting stuff later in the year.

Leo: Does Kentucky
have an unusually low tax rate or something?

Lindsey: It is a great place to hire because
there are a lot of educational facilities.

Leo: I love Louisville. I want to move
to Louisville.

John: Okay.

Leo: You want to go
too John?

John: No, I want you to move there!

Lindsey: So that is really
fun.

John: Why didn’t you
get the place in New York City like you promised?

Leo: We’re talking
with Kuney. We’ve got to figure out the technology. But we’re talking with Jeff Jarvis and
his dean there at the Journalism School. We’re talking about building a studio in the Journalism School. That would give us a Times Square
Studio. What did you
want, an apartment? John C Dvorak, who are you? What do you do? You would be?

John:noagendashow.com twice a week. I get a lot of
people say they heard about it on Twit but they never would go there.

Leo: Can I tell you the honest truth? I know you don’t believe this. But I have never heard it. I know you don’t believe it.

John: It is because you
bring up references that indicate that you heard something.

Leo: This is why I
don’t listen because you believe there is no such
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