tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8129365370453967759.post7293066311112370243..comments2009-10-19T08:58:03.223-05:00Comments on It's From Scratch...: Bad Timing on my Pig-Parakeet Hybridjuj, rhymes w/ scroogehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08731381124550533261noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8129365370453967759.post-72018242501176096132009-05-05T22:12:00.000-05:002009-05-05T22:12:00.000-05:00Jen, if you blow on the food that you drop, you ca...Jen, if you blow on the food that you drop, you can make it clean again. 'Cept in my house, you'll get a tongue full of dog hair as my kids have all found out the hard way when being clumsy with the last Oreo or Necco Wafer. Hey, sounds like you guys need a dog. A Vegetarian Dog for Jack. Shouldn't be too hard to find one of those pups in Shorewood. Meat Free, Kosher, Allergen Free, Red Dye Number 5 Free, Odorless Poopfull Shorewood Hybrid. Woods have opposite of that: Bacon Loving, Hair ball droppin', Rollin' in Poop, lovable but senile, Dog.juj, rhymes w/ scroogehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08731381124550533261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8129365370453967759.post-75058425386404380342009-05-04T12:01:00.000-05:002009-05-04T12:01:00.000-05:00Oh, where to start? Luckily or unfortunately, pro...Oh, where to start? Luckily or unfortunately, probably the latter, I have had 232,288 reasons to not be focused on the piggy pandemic. Yes, I digress, will leave that for another day, like 5/12. I tend to lean towards Sammy on this one. Because you could eat off my kitchen floor and I frequently make my kids do it. And by that I mean, with continued and repeated exposure to my slovenly housekeeping, my kids have developed immnune systems that take no prisoners. Three second rule? How about three day rule...who dropped this food on the floor and didn't have the sense to throw it away? EAT IT! Must also admit in a rather Estelle Constanza move, I recently made Jack eat vegetables out of the garbage, to the delight of his sister and cousins. Not that he hadn't been forewarned, throwing them away is not the preferred method of not eating your vegetables in my house. Hide them under the lip of the table like your ancestors did boy! The carrots landed on top of a piece of cardboard, no pubescent boys were harmed in this exercise, at least not physically. In my defense, if you check their school transcripts, the few days my kids have been absent in the past 10 years were due not to illness, but to the less than graceful gross motor skills they inherited from their mother, Estelle.JenK-Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946550790148290979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8129365370453967759.post-31076264119524613102009-05-04T09:19:00.000-05:002009-05-04T09:19:00.000-05:00For my sister, there is a difference between germs...For my sister, there is a difference between germs and pleasantly lived in. And, I recall being pretty tidy as a kid. Facinated when Dad told me he could bounce a quarter off his properly made bed in the Navy, and would have enlisted, but found out you have to get up pretty early in the Navy and wear a uniform. <br />And to Gknee, love the new handle. I think this is obviously a boy gene. I've found if you finagle it to be their idea, they willl be all over it, but if you ask them to do it, fuggheddabouit it!!juj, rhymes w/ scroogehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08731381124550533261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8129365370453967759.post-36208602356876832462009-05-03T21:24:00.000-05:002009-05-03T21:24:00.000-05:00my favorite story of Neil's grade school days. One...my favorite story of Neil's grade school days. One year,when he was probably in 2nd or 3 rd grade (around 8 years old) Lake bluff had a health fair for the kids, different parents ran the booths (picture student interest day that is good for you-like broccoli)<br />Neil comes home all bright eyed and excited and says"Mom, did you know that you are supposed to wash your hands after you use the bathroom?" Like he had never ever heard this before! <br />This confirmed my theory that he had become immune to the mother's voice.gkneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05422023264077581807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8129365370453967759.post-40274351364191243582009-05-03T21:02:00.000-05:002009-05-03T21:02:00.000-05:00Can you pinpoint when the germaphobia started? Be...Can you pinpoint when the germaphobia started? Because I recall your room being a biohazard.<br /><br />Get Sam learning to wash the dishes. That was how I got Justin to wash his hands at least once a day. Then re-wash the dishes after he goes to bed.Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15677124773684417777noreply@blogger.com