Born: Who cares? LOOK at this woman! Is that the first freakin' thing you would ask her - where were you born?!?! I don't think so! I mean, if SHE doesn't remember where she was born (she was awful young then) why would YOU care? Huh?

Likes: Makin' men beg for it. The red department of Wal-Mart. Diamonds.
*Tina Louise was 23 at the time of this photograph.

Born: Plains, Georgia
Bio: Attended Emory unsuccessfully, joined and then left the Marines, grew peanuts unsuccessfully, ran an unsuccessful mayoral campaign, sponsored the worst beer ever made and had to sell his house to pay off his beer debts, ran an unsuccessful filling station, finally had unsuccessful treatments for pancreatic cancer.
Likes: Beer. America. Fried onion rings. (see photo)

OK, thanks Cammo! Awesome background and food for thought.
Now back to our regular scheduled programming

Did you know that we have a hotel deal with Comfort Inn & Suites which is walking distance from Crowne Plaza (about 5 minutes further than Motel 6)
Their rate is $145 and includes FULL breakfast buffet (Motel 6 is $120 and includes NOTHING), If you have two people in your room you get all you can eat breakfast for $25 day!?!

So Book em here
Hotel Line: (619) 881-6200
use Tiki Oasis as your code for group rate

Born: Parrott, Georgia
Bio: Orphaned as a child, married & divorced as a teen, won a beauty contest, married Ryan O'Neal, mother of Tatum and Griffin O'Neal, then basically drank, drugged and smoked herself to death while living in communal shacks.
Likes: Marrying anything with 3 legs, singlehandedly keeping the local Bev-Mo in business.

Well, since I've got a few PMs about this, you folks are right, the subject of teenage marriage DOES come up a lot in the life of the typical hillbilly.

What exactly ARE the laws today regarding young love? Without getting too much into the county-by-county details such as having to present a birth certificate or if the girl you are marrying is pregnant (apparently making it fine to marry her) here is my quick reference guide:

2013 Lower Limit Marriage Age By Southern StateGeorgia: 16
Alabama: 14
Arkansas: Males 17, Females 16
Mississippi: Males 17, Females 15
North Carolina: 14
South Carolina: Male 16, Female 14
Kentucky: No lower limit
Tennessee: No lower limit with a waiver from the Juvenile Court
Virginia: No lower limit with parents consent
West Virginia: No lower limit with parents consent
Louisiana: No lower limit with a court order
Missouri: No lower limit with a court order