Guess you finally found that pack of smokes you went out for all those years ago huh?

I don’t remember much about you. Mother stopped talking about you awhile back. She used to beat me coz our eyebrows were the same. I started shaving them in my teens, not only as a way to stop her outbursts, but also coz I didn’t wanna look anything like you.

YOU… who’s only advice before he left was some drunken ramblings about the importance of beard care.

YOU… who came back before, promising everything was going to be better again, only to dash the family’s hopes one more time and catch the first monorail outta town.

Poor little T-Wrex made you a finger painting of a giraffe and you never came back to collect it.

A GIRAFFE! Do you know how hard it is to get those proportions right? Not very, its just a horse with a long neck and a horse is just like drawing a big dog but T-Wrex CAN'T FUCKING DRAW DOGS!

And you wonder why I left....

I get it, you are Rufio and I'm Robin Williams. It's alright... it's alright. We will come to an understanding one way or the other, my son.

That would be sad. How have you been Lants? Are you still after me? Let's be friends.

Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:01 am

Lants

Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 2234

My brain is in a jar. So I think you're safe.

Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:07 am

Mikal kHill

Joined: 29 Jun 2002
Posts: 6852
Location: http://mikalkhill.com

Were we cool? I don't remember. When I re-encounter people from the messageboard-days, it's frequently like running into someone from high school. "Did I hate you? Should I hate you?" Then I remember it probably doesn't matter either way.

Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:16 am

sneeeebCOCKRING WRAITH

Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 2394

Mikal kHill wrote: Were we cool? I don't remember. When I re-encounter people from the messageboard-days, it's frequently like running into someone from high school. "Did I hate you? Should I hate you?" Then I remember it probably doesn't matter either way.

Are you talking to me or Lants? Because you are on my steam friend list, you filthy animal.

Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:20 pm

mancabbage

Joined: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 9273
Location: london

i barely remember the first half of my 20's, so the memory of my internet messageboard career is somewhat blurred, pretty sure i was drunk for most of it, these days i barely touch a drop, have joined a nunnery and spend most of my time knitting condoms for priests

Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:41 pm

Captiv8

Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 8546
Location: Third Coast

mancabbage wrote: i barely remember the first half of my 20's, so the memory of my internet messageboard career is somewhat blurred, pretty sure i was drunk for most of it, these days i barely touch a drop, have joined a nunnery and spend most of my time knitting condoms for priests

I think you're confusing yourself with that one chick whose name I can't remember who was a librarian and then really did become a nun. I'm wracking my brain for her name and I can't quite recall.

Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:50 am

Mikal kHill

Joined: 29 Jun 2002
Posts: 6852
Location: http://mikalkhill.com

i am committing the party foulz. Are you also sneeb on steam, though? I don't think you are, right? When people use more than one screenname like that and I haven't seen their face, frequently i just disassociate the names they use from each other and it's like they are two people. haha

No one could hate Lantz.

Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:27 pm

Mikal kHill

Joined: 29 Jun 2002
Posts: 6852
Location: http://mikalkhill.com

Captiv8 wrote:

mancabbage wrote: i barely remember the first half of my 20's, so the memory of my internet messageboard career is somewhat blurred, pretty sure i was drunk for most of it, these days i barely touch a drop, have joined a nunnery and spend most of my time knitting condoms for priests

I think you're confusing yourself with that one chick whose name I can't remember who was a librarian and then really did become a nun. I'm wracking my brain for her name and I can't quite recall.

You're thinking of Malpractice. She's a librarian still and is engaged currently. No nunning.

Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:05 pm

Captiv8

Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 8546
Location: Third Coast

Mikal kHill wrote:

Captiv8 wrote:

mancabbage wrote: i barely remember the first half of my 20's, so the memory of my internet messageboard career is somewhat blurred, pretty sure i was drunk for most of it, these days i barely touch a drop, have joined a nunnery and spend most of my time knitting condoms for priests

I think you're confusing yourself with that one chick whose name I can't remember who was a librarian and then really did become a nun. I'm wracking my brain for her name and I can't quite recall.

You're thinking of Malpractice. She's a librarian still and is engaged currently. No nunning.

That's the name! Thanks for that. She's really still a librarian? I thought for sure she heard the calling.

Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:03 am

sneeeebCOCKRING WRAITH

Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 2394

This is going nowhere, motherfuckers. If we don't burn this place down soon we are all doomed. Where the fuck are the ubermensches? like mac lethal and sean daley and sneeeeb and senior smirky shitfade and zagadka the obscenely attractive? Where the fuck is goofball unknown-boy and the dude who thinks he is cool with his bullshit theories about how men are awful to women no matter what?

Where is that one dude who thinks Necro is the epitome of evil? Where are the super-serious who are shocked at the slightest spark? Why are the titboys and the ballgirls gone? Who told the vegetarians they were safe now? How come the beloved goons and idiots are bereft and have gone too soon and have gone stage left?

Fuck you. I need something to work with here you pieces of shit. Are you not entertained? I can't do this alone and I refuse to try again.... so if somebody doesn't do something interesting soon, I'm going to let you boring pieces of garbage stew in your own juices.

I BET MOST OF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A LIBERAL PUSSY TO EVEN START A NEW THREAD ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD LOL -- FUCK YOU.

Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:30 am

sneeeebCOCKRING WRAITH

Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 2394

Have too many of you gameboys turned into realitymen? The only true faith is agnosticism and the only true path is who fucking knows. Happy new years -- Let's be young again and be pretentious pieces of shit like the old days. I'll fall on the sword first, why not? Pull your tits out and rub them -- we are all going to die sooner than we were when we were pieces of garbage talking shit, so we might as well keep it going. I dare any of you to out bullshit me. I dare any of you to out dare me. I think you are wienerboys and clamgirls -- prove me wrong. Do something more awful than this or else.