The doctor said my osteoma, which I've dubbed Boner because I'm mentally five years old, is completely harmless and unlikely to grow any further. It certainly isn't caused by my antidepressants. And if I ever feel like it IS growing (it's not necessarily reassuring when you're doctor says BUT IF, but still) I just go back to the doctor and... Read More

Had my doctor's appointment yesterday - I have what I presume is a benign tumor aka an extra bit of bone growing from my 2nd neck vertebra inwards (hence the bump at the back of my throat). My friend the internet says it's an 'osteoma' and there ain't nothing to be worried about or done about it... Read More

So. I went to the doctor and it turns out I have a cyst in the back of my throat.
My doctor seemed very excited when she wrote me a referal to the ear- nose- & throat doctor,
claiming 'she was very curious to see what it was!'. Yeah, so am I, bitch, but meanwhile it's in
my throat, isn't it?

Honestly... just do it. I procastrinated far too long back in school until one day something just snapped in me and I was sick of it. I managed to do 2 years worth of schoolwork in 4 months just to get my credit and graduated.

You just need to find something to convince yourself you're sick of this shit, something to get the ball rolling and things usually sort themselfs out from there.

Someone was kind enough (angelic, lovely, generous and gorgeous) to reactivate my account for some reason, and here I am. To whomever it was (I have a suspicion): thank you! I wasn't thinking about coming back really, but the gift of naked boobs is always good and you know, gift horses and mouths and all that.
Seriously, I appreciate it... Read More

Well, that is truly it, boys and girls. I've packed my bags, taken a good long hard look around SG and all my favourite or former favourite models, and I'm turning the key in the lock and dropping it through the mailbox on my way out. Nothing lasts forever, not even naked lady lurking. See you all someplace else.

Even if you're too much of a douchebag to read someone's blog and rather send them out-of-the-blue friend requests to make your friendlist longer, you can probably understand that it's not a lot of use friending me here since... Read More