Funny erotic story

3 days ago, 2019 / Tit

Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…. Ah, my first published foray into true erotica! I mean, embarrassed sitting all by myself in front of my computer, without anyone even reading it.

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I check myself out in the mirror, but the girl staring back at me in an embellished bodycon dress with smoky eyes and a massive blow-dry looks like a complete stranger. I never usually wear make up, this isn't my face and it's definitely not an outfit I'd pick out for myself. But that's the desired effect, I don't want to be Kate tonight.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?

To me, there is nothing as sexy as laughter. The fact that my first long-term partner was offended by laughter in the bedroom sounded a death knell for our relationship, and the ability to laugh together naked remains one of the things I find most attractive in a partner today. Sex, done right, can be a very serious business, but it can also be extraordinarily funny. I like trying to capture that moment where the gasp of laughter changes suddenly, and shockingly, into a gasp of arousal… or when a cry of orgasm turns into a delighted laugh.