Twilight Princess script online

A man known only as "Mgoblue" has uploaded the entire script of The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess to the internet, a document so large it engulfed 212 pages of our common word-processor.

It contains absolutely everything, even the author's own feelings regarding the Zelda series as a whole. Naturally you should be aware of the consequences before you follow our internet trail to the guide, as it does contain spoilers, although the epic piece is split into chapters and sections for easier navigation.

It really is a beautiful beast. Sit by our fire, let us read you an excerpt:

FADO

Hey! Link! You there?

Hey, you mind helpin' me herd the goats?

They ain't listenin' to me lately!

Hey, where's Epona?

It's the second project by the self proclaimed "arteest", the previous being a highly-rated Star Fox Assault guide. We think it's all a little weird, but we can't fault his effort.

He also seems to be quite open to emails; ready to talk about anything Zelda.

"I can probably recite every line of dialogue front and back and while burping and can espouse all the crazy timeline theories that abound and what it all means in the grand scheme of things," he adds at the bottom of his creation.