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Mila Kunis gave birth barely two months ago, so here are 14 pics of her lactating breasts at Friday’s night Lakers game that every one of us is going to stare at even though I just mentioned they’re producing milk for an infant to drink. That shit’s going in one eye out and out the… More »

Dax Shepard gets a lot of shit for being, well, Dax Shepard. Which is understandable considering him and his wife went on TV and literally compared getting their picture taken with child molestation, so fuck him. However, he was on the best/only good episode of Punk’d where Justin Timberlake was literally brought to tears after… More »

Most pregnant celebrities opt for a C-section because, based on my limited knowledge of the female anatomy, squeezing a baby through your butthole probably hurts like hell and sounds way too much like work. However, Mila Kunis wants everyone to know she’s not one of those celebrities and is doing this shit the natural way… More »

Even though I posted about it, I never truly believed Mila Kunis is pregnant because, let’s be honest, we all read it on the Internet and the Internet is bullshit. Almost nothing on here is real. For God’s sake, Kim Kardashian… More »

Last week, In Touch published a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan had sex with because she’s broke and will do anything for money. Except part of the list was blurred out for reasons that can now be described as milking the fuck out of this thing because here’s the next batch:

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher haven’t publicly confirmed that they’re engaged, but yesterday she was wearing a huge rock and all the “reputable” outlets, like E! Online are reporting it, so yep, I guess this is happening. Our conquering alien overlords would later find this ancient text buried in… More »