Animal

An animal is a booger with a powerful ability to move. They are all called Mrs. Nerg. Even YOU and me. When you went to the moon, the moon squealed pop and ran away. That is why the moon is there. The squeal went round the world 3583 times until itbecame huge and turned into blue splodges, and this became the seas and the water on Earth. After this, the squeal hardened up due to the Sun and became green, because it was sick. This became the lands. Then the blue blob and the green blob mixed together and became all mushy. These became boogers. Then some boogers had the spirit of the squeal in them and became Animals.

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The moon is the Squealer, the squeal is the nose. The nose makes hard stuff and runny stuff, and lots of boogers. Squeal sees booger and goes into it. That boogers are Animals. Very Squealy Boogers are moogles.

Now, Squeal has magical properties. Even squealier neopets are wizards, and in the end, the remaining squeal made Gods, who are made of pure squeal.