Give Yourself The Best Valentine’s Yet With These 8 Items

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The best gift-giving strategy is to give something you know they want but that they wouldn’t wishes to spend money on themselves, like a Nintendo Switch or some hurling superstars. This Valentine’s Day, apply that reasoning to yourself. Pat yourself on the back for attaining it through another time without losing your head. And what better style to do that than with a little splurging? Here are eight awesome things you deserve right now.

The biggest crisis to face humanity in 2018 is global warming. But being unable to use your touchscreen phone while wearing gloves is a very close second. Thankfully, Earth’s greatest scientists came together to invent this beanie, which features built-in headphones and touchscreen-compatible gloves. Now you can confuse yourself with social media no matter how cold it is outside.

Sunglasses have come a long way since you were a kid. Instead of rocking those dad-approved gas station knockoffs from your youth, you can seem good and be safe wearing sunglasses with ROAV. Their eyewear is scratch- and shatter-resistant, and they’re as thin as an iPhone when folded up. Protect your eyes from harmful UVA and UVB rays in style with these folding sunglasses. They retail for $145, but we have them at $89.99 on a rare cost drop over in our shop.

We’ve all been there: You’re at work or a party, and you plug your phone in, merely to forget which cable is yours among the other chargers. And rather than face the agony of picking the incorrect cord, you starve to death. Bummer.

So instead of losing that pricey cable, invest in one that you can place out of a lineup.( Unless that lineup happens to be at a rave. Then you might have trouble .) The TAMO Charge-N-Glow MFi-Certified Lightning Cable announces itself with glowing LED lightings that indicate just how fast your phone charges.

The Fader Stealth Drone is one of the most versatile quadcopters on the market. It’s easy to fly for novices, with its auto takeoff and landing, but likewise boasts advanced features like adjustable gyro sensitivity, inducing it a party for aficionado. Its HD camera also records 720 p videos in real day, so you can mind sitting down all the drone n00bs and show them how it’s done again and again.

Being a fan of strategy games and not playing Sid Meier’s Civilization is like being a fan of beef and never having had prime rib. Fortunately, Civilization VI is on sale now, and if you buy it through the Cracked Store, you can redeem on Steam and start playing instantly. If you’ve never played this marvelous play, which has sold over 35 million units worldwide , now’s your chance to try advancing to the Information Age without getting nuked by Gandhi.

No matter where you go, you need to be able to access your phone in case of an emergency. Devote yourself reassurance with this high-quality portable battery pack. The Graphene 5K Hypercharger gives 5,000 mAh of juice on the go( take that, Capri Sun ), and its included 3-in-1 Triton cable utilizes fast-charging engineering to get you back up to 100 percentage in a hot second.

This Conversion Turntable with Stereo Speakers is a great tool that allows you to convert vinyl albums into digital files. Patently vinyl is flawless, but it’s ever good to have a backup in case the proverbial bull( or literal, we guess) shatters into your vinyl collecting and starts wrecking shop. It even allows you to convert from cassettes, so you can commemorate your embarrassing childhood mingle videotapes for eternity.

Han Solo( and now Rey’s) signature ship given the opportunity to induce the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but it can now also cool your drink in presumably even less day.( Or distance? Han never quite become clear what he was talking about .) Drink alone or booze with friends — whatever you do, make sure to plop one of these cubes into your juice so you can sip like the baddest smuggler in the galaxy.