The 8 Colleges Your Parents DON'T Want You To Go To

February 27th, 2017College is great because you get to be an unemployed alcoholic and also have your parents funding your shenanigans, while being proud of you at the same time. If you go to any of these schools, just make sure to leave out your stories of your drunken misadventures when they inevitably call to ask "so how's college?"

8. Ole MissThe state of Mississippi usually ranks as the suckiest state in the country, so it’s no surprise that Ole Miss students are constantly drinking their sorrows or boredom away. College football is basically the only thing Mississippi residents have to look forward to, so expect only the most savage debauchery during football season. For the spring semester, what more do you need than constant dartying? Yeah, it’d be best if your parents were in the dark about your time at Ole Miss.