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Maybe it's just weird lighting. But that's no fun.

UPDATE: CBSSports.com blogger Matt Moore tweets that he just counted LeBron's toes and that there were "definitely five toes." We'll have more on this breaking story at 11.

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UPDATE 2: The Basketball Jones, the Woodward and Bernstein of Toegate, have another picture that just complicates this further. Looks like five toes, but it seems that one's missing. Any podiatrists reading? Explain this.