Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Heat stimulates the mind, rejuvenates the body, and produces the sweat
necessary to hydrate fashionable ficus sportswear. Explore heat's catalyzing capacities
with today's Groupon: for
$39, you get one month of unlimited yoga at Bikram Yoga Dix30 (a $150 value). This Groupon is valid at two locations, in Brossard and Laval.

Bikram yoga consists of 26 poses and two breathing
exercises that centre, strengthen, and lengthen every muscle in a
100-plus-degree room. Designed to cater to all skill levels, this yoga flavour allows
practitioners to choose the rigorousness of each workout. Classes last 90 minutes, enough time to teach toes a
lesson about the rudeness of pointing. Sweat out toxins and enjoy mind-expanding stretches while
breathing deeply; afterward, you'll leave focused, with a cleansed, centred,
and worry-free glow.

Classes are
held Monday–Sunday in
Bikram Yoga Dix30's sunlit, spacious studio, allowing yoga to become a daily discipline, just like
tooth brushing or mole counting. After class, practitioners can spruce up and
rinse off in Bikram Yoga Dix30's shower facilities. Clients also get 15 per cent off any membership purchased
before the end of the month, granting future opportunities to enhance
elasticity and improve one's ability to slip through closing elevator doors.

A person's identity can grow and change throughout their lifetime, like a caterpillar metamorphosing into a bumblebee. Here's a look at some possible identities at different life stages:

Toddlers: Once toddlers pass through the Terrible Twos, so called because they will do everything terrible (temper tantrums, perjury) two times, they can pass into their Thrilling Threes or directly into the Foreboding Fours, during which they will be besieged by haunting, unending visions of their future mediocrity.

Teens: Though some teens will have settled into a clear identity, such as "slacker," "junior scientist," or "sports Midas," others remain confused about their career path until the end of high school. This is why guidance counsellors prepare students for the only two jobs available in the future: superyacht salesman and vagabond.

Adults: Grown-ups can easily alter their identities by petitioning to change their names. Popular adult names include Sir Handsome, Dr. Attractive Woman, and Mom. Be sure to settle on an identity by age 50, when your finished tombstone, including name, epitaph, and applicable birth and death dates, will be mailed to your home by the federal government.

Company

Work with Groupon

More

Follow Us

Unbeatable Deals for Local Adventures

Groupon is an easy way to get huge discounts
while discovering fun activities in your city.
Our daily local deals consist of restaurants,
beauty, travel, ticket vouchers, shopping vouchers,
hotels, and a whole lot more,
in hundreds of cities across the world.