a Life in small pieces.. scratchings in the armpit of
self examined auto anthropology, while receiving an electrical stimulation of the brain, and reposed in various states of juxtaposed transcendence.. a very Sincere Bullshit; even I believe it!.. A Dairy, no.. A Diary of Legal Insanity:

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

New Jokes for Stand up

they gave me prozac.. it made me the person.. I am not today..

the best cure for depression is to fuck someone else up instead...

I was going to commit suicide...instead I decided to go for a backdated Abortion..

More People should commit suicide so I got more room to breathe...

I Had a Swastica Tattoed on my foreskin, as a warning to any jews I come across... it was on the inside, so it only gets visible when it's active...

I am bi-Polar... Wheres Your North Pole?....

You know Your really mental... When You alone think your saine...

the Only Jews I love are the ones who dont ask for their money back....

Depression is the realisation you are, Overweight, overdrawn, over the limit, and over fucking 50...

a Woman is like a bus.. you get on, Ride it for a while, then get off.. coz you dont wanna miss your stop do ya?...

She was sooo Sexy I dont know what came over me..I just looked at her.. and I came over myself...

Having Kids... is like breeding Your own pet..

all my kids were abortions that I left in the Gutter.. to feed the sewer rats..

its not surprising there are so many paedofiles,"coz when i was a child I was worth fucking too.."

Every time I open my fridge i think... OH JESUS... Thats all gonna come out my ass hole.. I ought to eat toilet paper then I wont have to wipe it...

The only reason I use Pornography, is to remember what I am shooting at...-

I might be an asshole, but one good thing about an asshole ...... ITS TIGHTER than any pussy !!

I have to be on drugs as I am too scared to actually be myself..

IF YOUR FAT.. Get Altzheimers. then you'll alwas forgot when you last ate...

You know You have a true friend in TERMINAL CANCER, coz it will stay with you till the bitter end.. and best of all you lose all that fat double quick time..

I had the shits all day that's why I wrote this on the toilet.. thank God for Bluetooth..