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My wife did something today that was, for the most part, completely out of character.

It started with something she said this morning as we were hookin’ and jabbin’ through the craziness involved in getting us and The Little Man out the door this morning. She said, “I’m gonna wear my “get-an-increase-in-pay” undergarments.

I came back with, “I trust you’ll be wearing something low-cut to show off the effects of your super-padded push-up bra.” : )

She said, “no… but I think this will do quite nicely.” She looked down at her fuzzy sweater and the “girls” with approval.

My blog peeps have seen a pic or two of The Deistette and know that her cups do not runneth over but they’re perky and cute. Add her secret weapon of a push-up bra to the mix and she’s almost dangerous.

I was curious about why she said this though. I mean, she said it almost as if she had some sort of plan in mind. Weird. I don’t know if she did have a plan but i wonder.

So she called me at work and told me she found out that the company she works for might be hiring a second Adviser’s Career Counselor.

“How’d you find out?”
“I asked my boss about it.”
“What! You’re not supposed to do that. You’re supposed to ask around. Get the scoop. Come in ninja style. You know… [Deist whispers] nihhhhhn-jah.”
“Nope. I just asked him. Besides I don’t like wearing all black. That’s why I wouldn’t make a good ninja.”
“yeah… THAT’S why. So how did you hear about the job opening that made you ask him.”
“I didn’t. I went into his office to ask him something but as we were finishing with that I kinda threw in, ‘You know Brian when you hired me you said there was a good possibility this job would turn full time. Is that still true?’ He said he was thought he might be able hire a second Adviser’s Career Counselor next year if things go right.”
“Wow, so what’d you say.”
“I said, ‘I want it. I want that job.'”

😐 [blink blink blink] (Deist thinks to himself, “who are you and what have you done with my little Deistette)

So The Deistette just earned herself mucho sexy points for blatant use of her girly wiles, wanton display of ambition and her frank, directed, quasi-lustful means of stating she wants the job.

from The Age of Reason

I believe in one God and no more; and I hope for happiness beyond this life. I believe the equality of man, and I believe that religious duties consist in doing justice, loving mercy, and endeavouring to make our fellow-creatures happy. ~ Thomas Paine, 1794