Kickers are pussies. You've all heard it, and you've all probably said it at one time or another. Just don't ever say it to a kicker's face or else you'll get fucked harder and more painfully than Catherine the Great at the Kentucky Derby (that's right, I made a mixed historical reference, deal with it). For evidence, we have this video featuring one jizz-gargling Brosef in a tank top starting some shit.

With a girl.

You can think of this as the throwdown between a middle linebacker and a kicker; we all know how the fight's going to end. With the linebacker crying and grabbing his face after it gets caved in by a well placed 60 yard bomb because YOU DON'T START SHIT WITH KICKERS.

Highlights of the fight include, but are not limited to:

- Broheim's garishly loud shorts that manage to outdazzle whatever the fuck store it is behind them, I think they sell neon baby Jesuses or something.

- A solid punch from Sir Bros-a-lot to the mug of Streetwalker Girl - unfortunately for him he brought a fist to a footfight.

- A full windup kick to the head of Brotato from one of Streetwalker's friends. Speaking as a professional, her form was good but she should've really locked her foot out for full extension and impact power; excellent follow through though.

- Random douchenugget screaming "ohhhhh" the entire time; we get it buddy, you're hammered as fuck off Zimas and this is the most amazing thing you've seen since Cops this afternoon, now shut your noisehole so we can hear the sounds of foot hitting flesh.

- Superbro clutching his face and crying like a little bitch because he realizes the world of hurt he just entered by fucking with kickers. This isn't turning out at all like he thought it would.

- Brosington the Third of Brohambria thinking about starting some shit again, but realizing he's a miserable fucking failure and sadly slipping on his lost sandal as he wanders down the street searching for back tattoos.

Safe to say, I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this: Get a goddamn sober cab and save yourself some humiliation.

And now, the rest of your Tuesday Night Fights:

• This is an exquisite human moment in which a young man wallops a street fighter in the head with a frying pan and then, after it is seized from him, returns with a stick, which is also seized. Of worry to the cinematographer is onto which of two simultaneous scrapes to focus. This is 3:36 of win. Particularly when pan wielder gets on screen to explain his defense of his mama. (SoV, instantly).

• This is what the Wu Tang Clan was talking about when they were talking about people who you don't want ta fuck wit. (SoV, instantly)

• Not much left to the imagination in this here "Girls Brawl In The Street" entry. (SoV, instantly)

• Nor is there in this live Sunday-night look-in on the streets of Austin. (SoV, instantly)

• The Jesse and Domo Crush One Another's Faces And Shake Hands Intermission:

• Your Weekly Philadelphia Street-Fight Update: This isn't so much a brawl as it is a "dude cold drops another dude after a softball game and then another dude, who looks blazed, turns the camera on himself for a while. (SoV, 0:06) Bonus Coverage: Looks like "JIMMY POWERbottom" got himself into a bit of a situation! :_(" Bonus Coverage II: "Topless Street Brawl."

• And now, we go out to the field where TNF Beijing Correspondent Anthony T. has some battles to share: "If You're A Chengguan, It's Probably Best Not To Fight An Old Man Surrounded By Townsfolk" (SoV, 2:16) Also, "A Fight That Appears To End With One Man Biting Another's Leg." (SoV, instantly)

• This hotel-bed lady fracas was apparently spurred on by a $3 debt, and one of the participants having been acting "stupit." (SoV, 0:30)

• Here, a couple of utes in tuxedos resort to fisticuffs on a field. (SoV, 0:04)