a hot dog that has been in the rolling things at a convienience store for over a day and a half. very strange and mystical. often chosen by those weak, or in need of companionship.

a overweight man with a pony tail walks to the hot dog section. he looks sad and a bit depraved. he looks long and wisdomful at all the hotdogs. after much deciding, he chooses a haggered and disgruntled dog. he chose a basaard.