The Australian Labor Party (originally The Australian Stalinist party) is the Australian Labour Party, except they can't spell. Political pundits surmise the absence of u is an "in joke" signifying the party is not about you. Refer La-bors' 2013 cambaign slogan, "Look at ME! Look at ME!" This lack of intellect is reflected in the Labor party's questionable choices of leader, including Australia's fattest man (twice), Elmer Fudd, a psychopath and Harry Potter.

First formed as the result of a bet in 1888, it was the first ever socialist political party to hold power anywhere in the world (and that includes Kiribati). Just like Geri Halliwell is older than the other Spice Girls, the Australian Labor Party is older than the New Zealand and the British Labour parties.

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The ALP is all about harmony, peace and love. Not however in relation to the gays or the Blacks and Asians. The ALP believes that all are equal to the sum of the average to the first power. Through it's histroy (sickle), Labor has supported high taxes and even higher taxes, black and white, up and down, hammer and sickle, also cold and hot. They also support the Adelaide Crows in the AFL. Current party president is Richard Geer.(did we mention homosexuality, communism, poor people, and burning rich people alive?).

In modern times, Labor has employed a "if all else fails, see the Liberal Party" policy. In Recent years under the iron nosed rule of The women who is probably the best prime minister in the history of Australia, loved by all of her subjects, Julia Gillard, their approach has somewhat differed from previous manoeuvres. The Slogan "Shut up or I'll Tax Ya" has been branded to our fav pollie, ol Julia.

Known Vampire Kevin Rudd has finally managed to return to his dark throne draining Julia Gillard's blood along the way. It is expected that his return heralds the rise of a new age of Love and prosperity that is expected to last until the end of year when The people of Australia go to the polls to vote for most annoying Psychopath.

Kevin 07

Currently, the ALP is in power everywhere, except Western Australia, Victoria and New South Wales after having defeated the Liberal Party of Australia during 'Your Call 07' which was a TV Quest to find the next government. They are doing OK really, except in Perth where they have found their anti-chair sniffing policy is unpopular.
But now that it's 08, WA has fallen to the enemy, and the same is likely in NSW,VIC and Anna's world next time around. The working families are angry being labelled 'working families'. Instead, they just wanted to be referred to as 'Labor Haters'. In 2011, Vic and NSW has fallen to the Coalition and the same is projected to occur elsewhere, putting an end to the communist Labor empire.

Chairman Kevin Rudd is now busy trying to figure out exactly what his election promises were, all he remembers is that they somehow involved working families, working families and working families, as well as promising to be a sex slave to whoever joins him on his eco-friendly crusade.