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Tony Abreu is headed for the disabled list, reports Tony Jackson of the Daily News, narrowing the Dodger third-base options to Chin-Lung Hu, Ramon Martinez and Blake DeWitt - just the latter two if Jeff Kent doesn't start Opening Day and the team doesn't make an outside acquisition.