Fat Man And His SackHo Ho The fat man says with his sackHis sack full of crapClimbs down the chimneyGetting stuck now and thenAt times his ass gets burnedDue to fire places being setHe sneaks around your houseBreaking everything in sightWith a ho ho he goesTo raid your fridgeHe pisses in your toiletWith a laughter he leaves the seat upDon’t ask him to flushHe won’t do it anywaysLaughing at your milk and cookiesSaying to himself I want steak and eggsWith his sack he picks expensive stuff upBy the tree he looks with his cheesy ass grinWoops sorry kids I am broke as your parentsSo, in his pocket as he goes trying not to play pocket poolTaking out pre made IOUsOne for Timmy and one for JimmyNone for the parentsThis fat ass hates them anywayWith a scratch of his sack (not the one with stuff)He urinates on the fireplace one last timeWith a big fart and a gruntHe goes up the tight chimneyHis sleigh run down just like a YugoCussing to himself once moreOne thousand more houses I must goMerry Christmas you cheap foolChris Lynch aka Sir Poet aka DJ Joker12-4-1510:52 am