White Sox baseball. We don't use the lumber. Saving one tree at a time.

Lip Man 1

05-03-2011, 10:53 PM

"It's time..." for a change.

Lip

DumpJerry

05-03-2011, 10:56 PM

"Our players get low, low auto insurance rates*."

*It's because they never hit anything.

NLaloosh

05-03-2011, 11:20 PM

Don't be so quick to dismiss this organization. As a caller on the Rongey show suggested, they could start bringing up the minor league talent and this team could take off.

And, those international signings should start kicking in real soon. The future is bright!

tstrike2000

05-03-2011, 11:22 PM

White Sox Baseball - Never thought we'd miss Brian Anderson.

captain54

05-03-2011, 11:35 PM

Come to US Cellular...Bring your cash! Let's have an OverSpendathon!

Gordon Shumway

05-04-2011, 12:05 AM

Good Guys Wear Black

S-SideTrifecta

05-04-2011, 12:20 AM

All In?

I'm Out

MtGrnwdSoxFan

05-04-2011, 01:41 AM

"When a food item emerges as our best move of the offseason, we may have overestimated our projections a tad. Watch anyway, please."

Dan H

05-04-2011, 04:45 AM

"Morel and More L's"
"Ohman...We Are Dunn"
"Danks for the Miseries"
"Gordon Says 'Grief is Good!'"
"As Many Wins as the Bears"
"Win or Die Laughing"
"Meet the Chicago Mets"
"I Am the Very Model of a Mediocre General Manager"
"Rules Be Damned, We're Calling Our Bookies. Bet Against Black!"
"New Hitting Coach? Heads, it's Ribbie. Tails, it's Rhubarb"
"Hey Kenny, Wanna See Me Pull a Loss Outta My Hat?"
"We'd Burn the Park for the Insurance Money if We Could Create a Spark"
"11-20? No Big Deal. It's Still Spring Training, Right? Right???"
"The Hitless, Pitchless, Fieldless Blunders"

I'll take any of these.

VenturaFan23

05-04-2011, 05:50 AM

"Loyal to a Fault"
"Tipping our cap since July 2006"

Cavahoo

05-04-2011, 07:47 AM

White Sox baseball...No annoying post season parking problems.

BringHomeDaBacon

05-04-2011, 08:09 AM

Please don't call, please don't call, please don't call

LITTLE NELL

05-04-2011, 08:09 AM

All Over.

Quentin08

05-04-2011, 08:11 AM

White Sox Baseball... We're All Still Here.. So Come Out and Enjoy Our New Offer of Buy 1 Ticket Get 4 Tickets Free.. and While You're Here Visit the New Bacardi at the Morgue and Buy 1 Meal Get 4 Meals Free.. Kids 18 and Under Eat Free

eriqjaffe

05-04-2011, 08:17 AM

"Go Bulls"

tstrike2000

05-04-2011, 08:19 AM

All Garbage.

Hitmen77

05-04-2011, 08:36 AM

I'm totally ripping off Kittle42 for these:

"Nine Men Out"

or

"Wake Me Up When September Ends"

miker

05-04-2011, 08:40 AM

"Can't play baseball...but our manager can Tweet!"

Red Barchetta

05-04-2011, 08:42 AM

All In?

I'm Out

I like it!

or...

"All In - And I Can't Get Out"

LongLiveFisk

05-04-2011, 08:57 AM

White Sox Baseball:

Sip your beer and tip your cap!

g0g0

05-04-2011, 09:04 AM

"It could be worse...right?"

or

"Spreading bad baseball like Captain Trips"

GoGoCrede

05-04-2011, 09:05 AM

The adults can't play.

Love it. Lots of gems in this thread.

russ99

05-04-2011, 09:07 AM

All in our wallets, all out of excuses.

GoGoCrede

05-04-2011, 09:18 AM

White Sox Baseball... We're All Still Here.. So Come Out and Enjoy Our New Offer of Buy 1 Ticket Get 4 Tickets Free.. and While You're Here Visit the New Bacardi at the Morgue and Buy 1 Meal Get 4 Meals Free.. Kids 18 and Under Eat Free

Now that's something that'll get people down to the ballpark! Make it happen Brooks.

miker

05-04-2011, 09:22 AM

"Not as bad as inoperable cancer."

Bucky F. Dent

05-04-2011, 09:31 AM

"The Chicago White Sox: We Suck Out Loud!"

Bucky F. Dent

05-04-2011, 09:34 AM

Don't be so quick to dismiss this organization. As a caller on the Rongey show suggested, they could start bringing up the minor league talent and this team could take off.

And, those international signings should start kicking in real soon. The future is bright!

What minor league talent?

QueerGirrl

05-04-2011, 09:42 AM

"The Chicago White Sox: We Suck Out Loud!"

Hahahaha!

RedHeadPaleHoser

05-04-2011, 10:39 AM

White Sox Baseball - like a car wreck without the blood or gore.

tstrike2000

05-04-2011, 10:46 AM

Next Sox "All In" commercial:

Gordon Beckham, "All in, means watching me up at the plate gives all the average Joe's out there hope that they, too can play Major League Baseball."

soltrain21

05-04-2011, 10:51 AM

"All In means if I can swing and miss at a 200 MPH fastball, then I'll probably hit a weak grounder on a 91 MPH fastball. LIGHT IT!"

RedHeadPaleHoser

05-04-2011, 10:51 AM

The next All In commercial should show Thornton, Beckham and Dunn moving their lockers into the cellar. Then Gardenhire locking the door behind them.

"All In means if I can swing and miss at a 200 MPH fastball, then I'll probably hit a weak grounder on a 91 MPH fastball. LIGHT IT!"

:rolling: Each day that commercial becomes more and more comical and irrelevant.

southside rocks

05-04-2011, 11:24 AM

Just some random game clips from the first 30 games, and the slogan:
The 2011 Chicago White Sox: Done Like Dinner

dickallen15

05-04-2011, 12:11 PM

Tip Your Cap

That seems like the Sox slogan. They should have ushers tip their cap when fans arrive. Beer vendors tip their cap when they sell you a beer. Concession stand workers should tip their cap. Instead of the 7th inning stretch, they should have the 7th inning Tip Your Cap.

Scottiehaswheels

05-04-2011, 12:25 PM

The unlovable losers.
Bringin the 60's back- as in number of wins and payroll for the next decade.

I haven't read the posts after the first page, and I really don't like marketing slogans because they will be used against you if you don't win, and in baseball the chances are you won't win.

"Dunn by May" might be what people here are looking for.

Honestly, it was Adam Dunn people here wanted. And I still believe that eventually he will adjust to American League pitching and DHing (although he may never be able to hit lefties consistently) and the Sox will have a better lineup.

Lip Man 1

05-04-2011, 04:37 PM

Scottie:

No worries, my bad.

Lip

guillensdisciple

05-04-2011, 04:39 PM

Your 2011 White Sox:

Reinventing the paper bag.

Medford Bobby

05-04-2011, 04:46 PM

"Your 2012 White Sox season ticket plans are on sale right now!!!":bandance::bandance:

Bob G

05-04-2011, 05:40 PM

From one of my all time favorite movies - Animal House:

ALL IS WELL!!! ALL IS WELL!!

Lip Man 1

05-04-2011, 05:53 PM

Guillen:

Someone took your suggestion.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2011-05/61371806.jpg

Lip

guillensdisciple

05-04-2011, 06:01 PM

Guillen:

Someone took your suggestion.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2011-05/61371806.jpg

Lip

Is that from today's game?

soxnut1018

05-04-2011, 06:02 PM

White Sox Baseball: Plenty of Good Seats Still Available

guillensdisciple

05-04-2011, 06:04 PM

White Sox Baseball: Plenty of Good Seats Still Available

Correction: Overpriced good seats

Over By There

05-04-2011, 06:06 PM

White Sox Baseball. Stallin'. Fallin'. Bawlin'. Gallin'. LOLin'.

infohawk

05-04-2011, 06:10 PM

2011 White Sox Baseball..."All SPin."

soxnut1018

05-04-2011, 06:13 PM

Correction: Overpriced good seats

Even if they were free they'd be overpriced.

FoulTerritory

05-04-2011, 06:17 PM

I posted this in the postgame thread, but for me the slogan is this entire video, especially the part at around 1:20.

Warning... lots and lots of profanity...

xP1-oquwoL8

Ha! This video should replace the current dramatic montage at the beginning of the game. That way the fans at the stadium will get a more accurate lead-in for how they may feel while witnessing the brand of baseball that the White Sox will be playing on a given evening.

PalehosePlanet

05-04-2011, 06:31 PM

Some possibilities:

The 2011 White Sox: Refuse to Win!

You Don't Always Get What You pay For.

The Year of Living Despondently.

Medford Bobby

05-04-2011, 06:33 PM

Just like the weather, wait five minutes and we will suck even more. :scratch:

Crestani

05-04-2011, 06:34 PM

Remember, "You win 60 and you lose 60. "It depends on what you do in those other 42 ball games"!!

Looks like 12-30 to me Hawk....!!!:scratch:

Lip Man 1

05-04-2011, 06:40 PM

Guillen:

Yes it is.

Lip

Scottiehaswheels

05-04-2011, 09:27 PM

Walkerball:Catch it. All the MLB teams do.

Zakath

05-04-2011, 09:29 PM

The 2011 White Sox: Making the Cubs Look Good.

A. Cavatica

05-04-2011, 09:29 PM

This year's Cy Young award winner - pitching the bottom of every inning near you.

Zakath

05-04-2011, 09:33 PM

This year's Cy Young award winner - pitching the bottom of every inning near you.

*Unless we're on the road, then it's the top... Oh, hell, you're not watching anyway.

Zakath

05-04-2011, 09:34 PM

The 2011 White Sox - All In to Killing Time Until Football Season

tstrike2000

05-04-2011, 09:35 PM

Sox Speed - Caught stealing more times than a thief with two broken legs.

Boondock Saint

05-04-2011, 09:37 PM

Walkerball:Catch it. All the MLB teams do.

Might help Pierre and Rios remember what their job is when they take the field.

StillMissOzzie

05-05-2011, 02:15 AM

All In - the crapper!

SMO
:angry::mad:

SoxandtheCityTee

05-05-2011, 09:48 AM

or, All In: Crapped Out.

soxlady8

05-05-2011, 04:17 PM

Seriously-- they need to make some new commercials.
Honest ones ...
like digging out from under the rock we have been in , getting back on the horses they fell off etc. etc.

put some humor into it and some honesty ... salvage the season w this
and w the fans !!

downstairs

05-05-2011, 04:32 PM

Chicago White Sox: Your 2005 World Champions.

downstairs

05-05-2011, 04:33 PM

Remember, "You win 60 and you lose 60. "It depends on what you do in those other 42 ball games"!!

Looks like 12-30 to me Hawk....!!!:scratch:

"Chicago White Sox Baseball: Getting the 'lose 60' part out of the way early."

Gavin

05-05-2011, 04:55 PM

Still got Hawk!

salty99

05-05-2011, 05:03 PM

Losing Ugly!

cws05champ

05-05-2011, 05:03 PM

White Sox baseball: A great bunch of guys!

White Sox baseball: OUR park doesn't smell

White Sox Baseball: Come for the overpaid players, stay for the overpriced food!

tstrike2000

05-05-2011, 06:16 PM

Getting the Twins out of their slumps since 2001.

SOXSINCE'70

05-05-2011, 06:22 PM

White Sox baseball:

Who needs Ipecac*?:anon::puking::puking:

* -Ipecac is a medication given to those who need to vomit.

BringHomeDaBacon

05-05-2011, 06:26 PM

You gotta be bleeping me!

gogosox675

05-05-2011, 06:45 PM

2011 White Sox: At least we're polite!

GlassSox

05-05-2011, 07:48 PM

Ah **** It!

grv1974

05-05-2011, 07:51 PM

"All in" isn't working for me, so I thought WSI could come up with some more appropriate slogans.