"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."

A group of close friends brought together by one individuals illicit sexual misfortune. Often involving taking another persons hand and placing it over your pelvic region while waving the other hand wildly in the air in excitement.usually occurring during foam parties on remote islands.