Last night, I caught a glimpse in my mirrored closet door of me eating fingerfuls of cookie spread right out of the jar while re-watching an episode of Hollywood Hillbillies and the look of shame on my face is nothing compared to the look of shame on the face of Melissa Gilbert’s dog as they left NBC in NYC the other day. But Melissa’s dog has taught us all an important lesson. Even when your cruel owner forces you to wear an ugly seafoam dress and a nail polish color that isn’t your season, always conduct yourself like a true lady (see: doggy’s crossed paws).

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