In unrelated news, US president George W. Bush and his father, former president George H.W. Bush were both rushed to Bethesda Naval Hospital in Maryland at around 10:05pm EST after both men simultaneously collaped from a sudden drop in blood pressure due to popping huge boners.

Former first lady Barbara Bush was overheard saying to medical staff "So ... so does my husband have a private room? I need to ... speak ... with him. Urgently."

In unrelated news, US president George W. Bush and his father, former president George H.W. Bush were both rushed to Bethesda Naval Hospital in Maryland at around 10:05pm EST after both men simultaneously collaped from a sudden drop in blood pressure due to popping huge boners.

Former first lady Barbara Bush was overheard saying to medical staff "So ... so does my husband have a private room? I need to ... speak ... with him. Urgently."