TAX MATTERS
A Dutchman was

TAX MATTERS
A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue colours of his country's flag to an American tourist. 'It's symbolic of our taxes,' he said. 'We turn red when we talk about them, white when we figure them out, and blue when we pay them.'
The tourist answered, 'It's the same in American-only we see stars too!'