A German-based doctor has invented breast implants made from titanium. Ziya Saylan, who's originally from Argentina, runs a practice in Dusseldorf. Saylan uses a fine titanium mesh he claims will stop breasts from sagging.

'We don't have to abide by the Geneva Convention. Lemme tell ya somthin...these Terrorists have an agenda, an EVIL agenda. Our troops need Adamantium Breast Implants to thwart their plans. Now if you boys of the press will excuse me, The Mrs. has an appointment to have some monofilament-wire hair installed somewhere Top Secret, so as to thwart Terrorists...'