Hey, I'm Slinker. You can call me John Lennon. Is this my real name? Nope. Anyways, here's a brief tale of the life and times of "John". I was born in a hosptial, as most people are. I however refused to come out normally and had to be cut out with a cheese grater... Well, forget the cheese grater. *Insert cute kid stories here* . Now I'm in highschool and I'm having the time of my life, (pretty hard to have any other time isn't it?). It's pretty cool, and people there support me and my projects no matter how absurd (Lucky Charms, Flash, This website...). I could tell you a lot more, but I wont bother you with it.