Page6 reports that the next victim of the ever-spreading Mommy-Bug is..... Bad Babe Jennifer Jason Leigh. Congrats, I guess. Not that I'm terribly interested in the reproductive goings-on of complete strangers...

However, Jennifer Jason Leigh was scheduled to star with Ashton Kutcher in the sexy comedy Spread (2009). Kutcher as a womanizer who dumps Leigh. But hey, nothing a little stalking can't fix....

Is there a pattern emerging? Ashton Kutcher playing the hunky love interest of older women? Sure, in What Happens in Vegas (can't wait to see it!) his love interest played by Cameron Diaz is only six years older. Ms. Leigh is a tad older than that. And in Personal Effects (2009) he gets close with Michelle Pfeiffer? Oooh, baby. Well, I totally can see him with all these actresses. If we're headed for a remake of (a slightly older) Harold and Maude, may I suggest Angela Lansbury? Sweet lady. But back to....

Spread. Page 6 claims that Laura Linney was in talks to replace preggers JJ Leigh. Sure. That would be about as inspired a film-couple as Edward Burns and Angelina Jolie (Life or Something Like it). Hell no.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading RoleMarion Cotillard, La Vie en RoseEllen Page, JunoCate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden AgeJulie Christie, Away from HerLaura Linney, The Savages

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading RoleDaniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood George Clooney, Michael Clayton Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet StreetTommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting RoleJavier Bardem, No Country for Old MenBen Foster, 3:10 to YumaCasey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordHal Holbrook, Into the WildPhilip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson’s War Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton

Best Foreign Language Film of the YearDie Fälscher - The Counterfeiters, AustriaBeaufort, IsraelKatyn, PolandMongol, Kazakhstan12, Russia

Best Editing The Bourne Ultimatum, Christopher Rouse The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Juliette WelflingInto the Wild, Jay Cassidy No Country for Old Men, Roderick Jaynes There Will Be Blood, Dylan Tichenor

Best Sound Editing The Bourne Ultimatum, Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg No Country for Old Men, Skip LievsayRatatouille, Randy Thom and Michael Silvers There Will Be Blood, Matthew Wood Transformers, Ethan Van der Ryn and Mike Hopkins