Monday, March 1, 2010

Because you think an awesome Facebook Status update is an "art form"...

Coffee, glorious coffee:____ thinks that coffee doesn't get me through the day, it merely fuels my cynicism, which gets me through the day. Winter sucks:____ thinks this sub-zero weather really interferes with my flagpole licking.Ego:____ would be more willing to accept people for who they are if they were more like how I wanted them to be.Getting stuff done:____ has spent the whole day checking items off my task list. In retrospect, I probably should have used that time to complete tasks.Food:____ loves those reduced sodium soups because I always know JUST what to add!Your crazy life:____ thinks my life should be filmed before a live studio audience.

FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. This update will ONLY be posted on my Fan page, not on this site. ClickHERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny Facebook status update? Send me an email at mystatusisbaddest@yahoo.com. I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys...