Interwebbed: Cyber & Crypto News Special #ConeSec Edition

And you shall go forth and find yourself your own traffic cone to wear as a novelty hat.

Happy Friday, kittens! Today’s news roundup is dedicated to the principle that using the ubiquitous orange cone simply as a traffic divider is a staggering and shameful waste of potential. The hacker principle can as easily be applied to lifeless extrusions of semi-soft plastic as to multi-million dollar machines. We call for the global emancipation of traffic cones: for the recognition of cones as an autonomous force and method of expression.