You know those random brain wave patterns, boring stories and general ramblings that you find hysterical but most of your friends don't.
Well this is my publicised version of all of those and more usual shit and brain sick.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Random Almond

There was a huge
almond on the seat next to me tonight, it was mammoth. I wondered if
someone was afraid to eat it due to its size and left it behind. They didn’t
even leave a note – the poor thing. It was suggested to me that I should have taken it
home to plant…I don’t think Hackney council would be happy with that. But what if it was a bean (disguised as an almond) and now I’ll never get to climb the stalk to the castle?! Although this is probably a good thing, as I’m afraid of heights and have poor upper body strength.