Redskins QB Kirk Cousins Drug Tested at Grandmother’s House

Poor Cousins. First, he gets drafted by a team that already has Robert Griffin III at his position ahead of him; then he gets called "Kurt" Cousins in a calendar, and now he has to pee into a cup at his Nana's with some strange dude watching him. If that happened to him when he was 12, Chris Hansen would be waiting for the guy downstairs.

Hopefully Nana Cousins was understanding and made Cousins and the NFL folks some cocoa and snacks.