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Old-Salt

The Royal Military Police celebrate 500 years of existence this year making them the oldest regiment or corps in the British Army ... 'As smart as a Guardsman but not as tall, As hard as a Para but not as small, First In ... Last Out ... Second to None ... The Royal Military Police! .

War Hero

I dont know about the oldest but they fly like house bricks- ask the 3 we threw from a window in berlin in 77/78- I cant remember the exact year as i was was drunk for the whole 2 year tour. *****.

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity

War Hero

No BAB, I am not Tropper- or at least i wasn't last time I looked. I may be nearly as old but I am not as an acomplished liar as him.
In all seriousness I dont think ANY RMP should be allowed on ARRSE, the ******* scum. I hated them throughout my service and I hate them to this day.

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity

War Hero

No BAB, I am not Tropper- or at least i wasn't last time I looked. I may be nearly as old but I am not as an acomplished liar as him.
In all seriousness I dont think ANY RMP should be allowed on ARRSE, the ******* scum. I hated them throughout my service and I hate them to this day.

War Hero

I had a run in with some SIB clowns in Berlin, what a joke they were. Two idiots straight out of central casting in brown suits one trying to play the hardman the other the nice guy- who brought me tea and cigs and said i had better cough (or grass up my mate, cos they knew it was him!) or he couldnt be responcible for the actions of the hardman......

No, I just hate them in general. Jumped up small dick pricks who get out of basic with a stripe on their arm and then try to lord it around the place.

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity

War Hero

It would be "Passed" not "Past" but no, none of those- I just dont like MPs.

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity

LE

So what was the do last year at their HQ near Southampton all about then? (Must admit, I didn't take too much interest)

I had to drive a couple of RMP badged Detachments worth of cadets down there, and they were told they would be fed and watered for free in the Officers mess. But they weren't unless the Officers mess is now a local branch of Maccy D's on the way home. ******* boring day for the kids and the adults too, who were bullshitted all day by various ranks from SSGT to Lt Col about how important the cadets are, and we will do this and that, and sort you out this etc; ad nauseum, none of which ever came to fruition, as I predicted.

The only interesting thing was the D-Day Ops room, The 25pdr gun outside, and the Georgian architecture of the Officers mess. All of which are tangentially related to the RMP.

War Hero

So what was the do last year at their HQ near Southampton all about then (Must admit, I didn't take too much interest)

I had to drive a couple of RMP badged Detachments worth of cadets down there, and they were told they would be fed and watered for free in the Officers mess. But they weren't unless the Officers mess is now a local branch of Maccy D's on the way home. ******* boring day for the kids and the adults too, who were bullshitted all day by various ranks from SSGT to Lt Col about how important the cadets are, and we will do this and that, and sort you out this etc; ad nauseum, none of which ever came to fruition, unsurprisingly.

The only interesting thing was the D-Day Ops room, The 25pdr gun outside, and the Georgian architecture of the Officers mess. All of which are tangentially related to the RMP.

LE

The Royal Military Police celebrate 500 years of existence this year making them the oldest regiment or corps in the British Army ... 'As smart as a Guardsman but not as tall, As hard as a Para but not as small, First In ... Last Out ... Second to None ... The Royal Military Police! .