A Modern counterpart would be named -UNITED STATES OF CENTENNIAL WIRELESS-...
OOPS, been there, done that... to avoid being PASSE... IT'S -THE UNITED STATES OF AMOCO-
EVERYBODY PLEASE RISE AND MAKE MERRY...ON PAIN OF DEATH...
AND SING OUR NEW PROPRIETARY NATIONAL ANTHEM...
P.S. DON'T PANIC about the "death" thing, I'm rippin a quote from the movie "Flash Gordon", near the ending
when a certain Absolutist 0 publicly FORCES matrimony upon a hapless victim,
much to the Chagrin of our intrepid hero