RG, after all the beautiful culinary items you have shown us we are never going to believe you did not take home economics in high school, maybe even in college, but you are never going to convince us that you ever took shop! For Heaven's sake be careful on that ladder, etc., etc., etc...you all have recently scared us. PTSD in no joke. Now go watch a football game and pet a bunny if any of them will allow it after the recent unspeakable doings. The way a little initiative is rewarded these days. You are going to turn Brandi B back into a Libertarian.

We have had to broom our cat a few times when she escaped outside. When my kids were little they taped paper eyes, noses and mouths on to our brooms to make broom people and I never took the faces off. Our cat was so traumatized by the broom people we can't sweep the floor in her presence. She freaks out...

RG, Auntie Gertie and Uncle Earl are lending yet more blankets and other support to the COTB. I don't mean little blankies, I mean something big enough to ambushcade you in the dark. It gets thrown over your head and you get broomed. It is time to talk this out with Winston, coalition leader. Hopefully, he will send KB over to the poor cat.