I'm not a fan of this structured Marni top and Haider Ackermann striped pants, nor do I get the impression that her smile is remotely genuine. Photo make Hulk sad.

Beyonce for Vogue

This deep dark dungeon-y looking place doesn't seem like anywhere I'd want to wear that lingerie. That said, I want to wear that lingerie, dammit.

Beyonce for Vogue

As gorgeous as she looks in this fittingly beautiful Alexander McQueen dress, I still feel like I walked in on her trying on something from the back of her closet, then laying down to watch Modern Family.

If there had been a white swan in The Black Swan, she would've worn this and it would've been weird/awesome. I need to stop watching movies drunk.

Beyonce for Vogue

This is by far my favorite photo, as she looks happy and radiant. Plus, Beyonce's one of the only people on the planet to pull off high-waist satin shorts and not look like she's wearing a diaper made by American Apparel. For for you, Beycoco!