noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.

Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....

Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.