Most Women Still Insist Size of Nuclear Button Matters

WASHINGTON – President Trump upped the ante yesterday in the escalating nuclear war of words between the United States and North Korea. After NK’s leader Kim Jong-un bragged about his nuclear button, President Trump reminded the world that his nuclear button is bigger – and works better – than Kim’s.

Critics of President Trump aren’t happy with his ‘size’ statements, saying that when it comes to nuclear weapons, size doesn’t matter. That as long as you can get the job done, that’s all that matters.

However, a majority of American women still insist that size does indeed matter. Sixty-nine percent of those surveyed said that a bigger nuclear button is visibly more impressive to start with. Seventy-three percent agreed that while it’s important what you do with your nuclear button and how you use it, when it comes to size, bigger is still better.

Fourteen percent of ladies surveyed said they just appreciated a nuclear power making the effort. So far, North Korea’s nuclear tests have been short, with some even ending prematurely. Still, Kim Jong-un is adamant that he isn’t overcompensating for something with his nuclear program.

Trump supporters maintain that the president “schlonged” Kim with his nuclear tweet.