quantum bogodynamics

/kwon'tm boh"goh-di:-nam"iks/ A theory that characterises the universe in terms of bogonsources (such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, andsuits in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity potential fields. Bogon absorption causes human beings to behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also cause both to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanics of bogon-computron interaction are not yet understood.