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Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I like seafood. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill ... →

And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Why not indeed! ... →