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Friday, 9 November 2012

Digvijay Singh confirmed that he himself saw Narendra Modi on a branch of tree

Senior Congress leader Digvijay Singh confirmed that whatever Gujarat Congress chief Arjun Modhvadia said was true and he himself saw Modi on one of the branch of unknown tree in the Ahmedabad Surat road.

"Yes actually I saw him on one of the branch of some tree. That may be banyan tree or Mango tree. But he was there looking at us eating a banana and showing his teeth. We also knew that he had beared and white hear. I immediately told my driver that he was Narendra Modi. But that idiot ignored me and moved fast, thinking that my old monk was quite hanging over on my head," said Digvijay Singh.

He told that many times he saw Narendra Modi moving with his tail and eating different fruits here and there.

Digvijay Singh was answering on a question asked by reporter after BJP told Congress to apologise on the filthy language.

"Why do we need to apologize? We have no issues if monkeys are fighting for the elections. But it is true I have seen him many times on the branches of the tree," said Digvijay Singh.

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