I posted on Tumblr but the Dair tag I call home does not seem to be refreshing.

So today I was reading The Bloggess, and I found an entertaining meme-worthy picture, which I promptly saved on the theory that I would eventually use it for a fandom reaction. Five hours later, the promo for next week's Gossip Girl aired, and what do you know. That was quick.

Me at episode's end: (flailing like a many-limbed and spastic flailing thing)

And after the promo:

FIRED. You are so fired unless I come back to Tumblr at 8 PM next week and hear about how the episode was spent building up to a mindblowing Round II. And then I am still likely going to be super peeved at you for having this in their history at all and letting the "they only have friend chemistry" fans win. You know what the first note I put down tonight was?

(following some happy clapping) "I was serious. NO MORALS. This is the absolutely correct time to hook up with Nate. In fact, Dan has also paid his romantic waiting dues and should feel free to bed Blair as soon as she doesn't come with a punishing price tag."