audrina patridge + bikini = awesome

Audrina Patridge of the Hills is in FHM this month, and holy shit does she look fantastic. She somehow turned into Carol Alt from 1982 and with way better breasts. The good news is she's in a bikini, but that's also the bad news. Meanwhile I'm over here topless. If she has a top, and I need a top, I don't think it would kill her to let me borrow hers. That's called "sharing" Audrina. Stop being so stuck up.