[contests|polls] Kalimpura Caption Contest Voting Poll

This is the caption contest voting poll, to celebrate the availability of the Kalimpura ARCs. Usual rules apply. Prize after the voting poll will be an inscribed copy of the Green and Endurance trade paperbacks and the Kalimpura ARC. Additional prizes may be awarded at the judge’s discretion.

Which caption best fits this photo?

blue_23: Jay decided to have his entire body surgically removed except for his lips. His soft, red, delectable lips.

Time Magazine: the liberal bias of facts — How Time magazine reports the thoroughly documented conservative lies about 9-12 crowd size as if it were a competing set of valid opinions. Your liberal media, hard at work.

summarizes the 912 Tea Party Metro “scandal” — Once again, conservatives have bludgeoned irony to death and dropped its weighted corpse into a swimming pool full of flat Budweiser. You realize you guys just look like bigger and bigger idiots? Complaining that you had to use the private enterprise transportation system (cabs) because the underfunded public option (metro) which you oppose any support for was underresourced.

[personal] Doing stuff

Well, after working on Pinion, I spent the better part of an hour trying to construct the poll for the new caption contest in WordPress. Score tonight, WordPress 1, Jay 0. So no poll now. And frankly, I don’t have the time for this. Not sure when I’m going to get it posted for voting. Grr.

[contests] The caption contest voting poll

In my continuing effort to remove myself from being dependent on LiveJournal’s increasing issues, I’ve moved this contest poll over to my WordPress site. Let’s try the voting here instead. Usual rules apply, all decisions of the judges are arbitrary and capricious, ties to be settled by .