Anne Heche loses custody of her son

Anne Heche’s estranged husband, Coley Laffoon, has been awarded primary custody of their five-year-old son by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge. Laffoon, a stay at home dad, was asking for $33,000 a month in spousal and child support to maintain the “marital standard of living” to which he had become accustomed but got “far below his original demands.” In the court battled he alleged that Heche was insane and that he was the one who created a stable home life for their son. Heche fired back:

… that, yes, Laffoon might spend more time at home than she does, but only because she’s out earning a living and home is where he could engage in his favorite hobbies–playing ping-pong, playing poker, checking out online porn and masturbating.

This guy sounds like a tremendous winner. I don’t know if you can believe this, but he quit his $6,000-a-year career as a video photographer to raise their son. I mean, wow, he just walked away from all that money. What sacrifice. It takes an extraordinary amount of character to leave that kind of money so you can play ping-pong and masturbate to online porn all day. Abraham Lincoln could really learn something from this guy.

It amazes me that people like these two can procreate without having to pay a fine. People like this should be spayed and/or neutered. This poor kid is going to grow up with these two as his role models? They named him HOMER for God’s sake…like classmates won’t already have a field day with that name! Some therapist is gonna get rich off of this kid.

First, didn’t Anne cheat on Coley just like she has done in every other relationship? If I was in his position I would be trying to take her for all she’s worth too! Heche admitted that she had encountered aliens and wandered into nowhere in the past….I can understand how Coley would use her insanity to get custody of their child Homer. As for the name Homer, while it made be odd, there are worse names and this one came from Coley’s beloved relative.

Wow….amazing. Why is it that when a woman wins custody she is some kind of victor, but when the father (who is probably a much better parent than this nut job) wins, he is made fun of. As if his staying home to raise their kid is less valuable because he is a man.

People are ignorant.

Anyways, thank GOD this psycho didn’t win custody and much luck to this father

Oh for god’s sake, Anne Heche is a nutbar! It’s been documented how many gazillion times, the chicks got mental issues…. serious ones. She’s also an adulterer so obviously the court will award her normal, sane husband custody, duh. Of course the guy will quit a 6K a year job once he married Anne Wacko Heche, who the hell wouldn’t have??

Of course just because her husband is a loser doesn’t mean she isn’t certifiably insane. The fact that she chose him to sire a child upon her speaks loudly in favour of that judgement. When is Al Quaeda going to hit Hollywood/Malibu with one of those suitcase nukes? What is holding those lazy buggers up?