the joke here is that someone got a hotel room and this jerk set up their own entertainment system in the corner. what a piece of shit. and the real kicker is that this jerk should be spending time in the pool. can you believe the jerk's never been in a pool?

You got me. I had planned to replace the woman with a raptor. Stick a dvd cover at the front and change the cover to look like a porno called 'Jurassic Pork'. Two framed background. Switch on movie. Switch off movie. Synch it with static on foreground animation. Raptors reaction taken from scene before its eaten by t-rex. Use audio 'Hold on to your butts' as intro with samuel L jackson. I actually bought the movie for all this.

Then however, I realised if I spent hours doing that. It would get the same vote if I spent an hour doing a half assed version. sigh..