You are waiting in a queue when a tough-looking individual cuts in to the front. Do you:

a) Shout at him to move to the back.b) Tap him on the shoulder and politely explain that there is a queue.c) Do nothing.d) Glare at him and mutter passive-aggressively with the others, while not actually having the nerve to say or do anything.

What is the correct way to greet an opposing football fan when you team has just lost?a)Well played old chapb)Headbutt in the face and a kick in the nutsc)Change your alliagence to their team immediately

Which of these expressions means something is gooda)Spiffingb)Dogs bollocksc)Sickd)All of the above

You are an MP, which of these expenses is not allowablea)Wisteria clearingb)Adult moviesc)Duck housesd)All should be allowable but some odious little pleb keeps saying no

a) ask them what the job title is, and how much the salary is?b) congratulate them and leave it there?c) skirt around the issue, asking what the responsibilities are and checking out their drive to see if there is a company car?