This post is funny because it's based off another post submitted a few hours ago, but the part at the end has been changed so that it says something unflattering about the original poster. This tells me that you're a brave freethinker who is not afraid to face the Hivemind, no matter the personal consequences.

Keep up the good work. I, for one, cannot wait to see the next parody of yours that's based on nothing more than a single front-page post that is scarcely indicative of any larger trends and movements gripping this website- trends and movements that this subreddit was originally meant to satirize.

The fact that you took a comment intended to lambast your unoriginality and boring sense of humor, and turned it into a fresh new circlejerk post, says volumes about your self-confidence and bravery. While a more introspective soul might take such remarks as a sign that they aren't nearly as funny as they fancy themselves, and that they have an unflattering tendency to reach for the lowest-hanging fruit when they feel the need to jest in front of an audience, you bravely disregard all the signs pointing to your mediocrity. You don't just ignore those embarrassing signs, however. No, instead you shout about them from the rooftops, in hopes that people will see you calling attention to your own inferiority and mistake it for the cool, self-aware confidence that only better people could hope to muster.

You serve as an example to us all, CheatasaurusRex. I am currently scouring the front page for a post that I can slightly reword with the aim of submitting it to this fine subreddit and reaping a windfall of glorious, glorious karma.

I fly a lot for work. You could say I'm a jet-setter and you'd be right. Well, one time a little girl was kicking my seat. I knew what needed to be done, even though everyone else didn't. I turned around, slapped the mother, and then punched the daughter as hard as I could. I'm a sort of strong guy b/c I go to the gym a lot, so the little girl ended up dying.

The whole plane applauded - even the mom - and the pilot came back and asked me for an autograph. I ended up flying the plane to our destination, Aruba, where a bunch of hotties made love to my massive dick in a hot tub. I was invited to speak at the girl's funeral and I gave an invective against people who think the world revolves around them, and we all spit on the brat's coffin as it slowly descended into hell.

I once saw an old lady who was wearing a cross around her neck. I knew what I had to do. Watching Carl Sagan and reading Richard Dawkins books had prepared me for this.

That evil poor lady was just walking with her walking stick. I punched her. I then kicked her. She begged for forgiveness and asked me why I was doing this. I told her beause I had a PhD in atheism (which I got by reading The God Delusion). I choked her until she died.

People everywhere applauded. Ron Paul himself came in his private jet to shake my hand. I will never forget that day.