JANUARY 1999:
Netscrappy WebWanderer 7.3 delivers breakthrough audio, video and smells. Download it now. Please be patient, if you go pushing the
download button a bunch of times, expect to find a boot right in your buttocks.

NEW! Enhancements for WebWanderer 7.3.

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SCOOTER PROMOTED TO CEO
Hopefully Scooter from Walnut high school can bring a fresh new vision to Netscrappy Corporation. During a timewasters meeting Wednesday, Scooter revealed plans to bring Netscappy back into the limelight by making a Bigger Java Ball than anybody.

BRIGHT FUTURE FOR WABTV
Due to some good fortune (and a little cash) the Netscappy Website will be featured in the new WabTV Guide.
Everyone knows that WabTV will be the future of the Internot as we know it. With some hard work and a little luck, the web could soon, god willing,
end up looking just like television!

WE'RE NOT REALLY THAT MADJimmy (The Fist) Slamdale, President and Current Reigning Champion at Netscrappy Corp.
Welcome back to "We're Not That Mad." Last time, I talked about how we should beat the tar out of every employee at Alvin's Corporation. This week I wanted to spend some time explaining why Alvin is such a jerk. ...
Last Halloween while I was giving out those little Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (you know the tiny ones in the foil wrapper) It turns out that my "neighbor" Alvin was giving away the full size
double cup Reese's. Then along comes Christmas. When Christmas carolers came and sang at my door I would treat them to a nice cup of cocoa. Wouldn't you know, just down the street not only would Alvin give them
a cup of cocoa, he was giving them fruit cakes and candy canes. Well, this may all sound innocent to you but come next spring all the neighborhood kids will be riding their bikes across
my lawn and messing up my flowers and stuff. They'll leave Alvin's yard alone, remembering all the nice treats he gave them around the holidays. Next thing you know I'm going to have to move
, and then Alvin can give away any kind of candy and fruit cakes he wants. Heck he could even charge money for them. Do we really want that to happen?

WebWanderer 7.3 is now fully compatible with the Stinkwave plug-in.

The Netscrappy website has been awarded the Bud Uglly Site of the Day.

We would just like to make it very clear that no one who is working at Netscrappy
knocked down Alvin's mailbox with a baseball bat.

GENERAL STORE SPECIAL
WebWanderer 7.3 is here! The newest Wanderer, upgrade or we will have to hurt you.