We Just Found Out That A Lots Of Families Have ‘Poop Knives’ And It’s Really Hard To Process

Poop. Knife.

These two words should never go together and yet here we are. We are already aware that Internet is a weird place and it harbors some of the most disgusting and weird confessions from people.

However, I am sure this ’embarrassing’ confession by a Redditor takes the cake. The redditer behind this story goes by the name ‘LearnedButt’ which seems to be very appropriate and he starts with an elegant icebreaker “My family poops big.”

Following is the full story.

Our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out “hey, can you get me the poop knife?”

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

I just can’t get my head around the fact that shared their poop knife.

I mean while having a poop knife is bizarre enough, sharing it just takes it to a whole new level that i’d rather not think about.

The hilarious thing however is that he wasn’t even aware that not everyone requires a knife to get their poop to flush.