Man Steals Chicken Breast From KFC Buffet Line

It's Florida! The manager of a KFC in Fort Pierce, Florida, called police Sunday night to report the theft of a chicken breast from the buffet line. True story. According to the store manager, a middle-aged man walked into the store to ask about an item they did not sell, then he swiped a chicken breast -- worth $2.99 -- from the buffet line and fled in a red Ford pick-up truck. The manager, who wrote down the truck's tag number, called police. When officers arrived, employees said they were "concerned that [the] chicken breast thief will strike again at another KFC buffet." Cops thanked the employees for wasting their time then left, hopefully to fight real crimes.