Prams on buses. Get a taxi you tight bastards you're making half a dozen people uncomfortable with your £1,200 buggy that takes up half the aisle. Entitled bastards.

Also podcast presenters who prevaricate and faff around instead of getting to the goddamn point. Instead of covering every base and spending 2 minutes setting up your opinion how about just expressing it? Maybe the listener will shock you by not being a total idiot.