Some school district Kremlinologists speculate that Johnson is using the state's DROP program as a means of shifting blame for the dismantling of the magnet schools through the attrition of key personnel like Mr. Miller, who are vital to the school's mission statement.

Hugo Chávez should be honored to have such a high ranking official from the Kremlin to help him "prepare" for his next visit to Moscow -- Sechin is estimated by many Kremlinologists to have much more clout, and many more billions, than President Dmitry Medvedev himself.