About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

That’s great. I love children. See if you can go 6 years without him discovering CANDY and he will not have greed firmly implanted into his little mind. See if you can get him imprinted with images of people around him using things like bikes and tea jars in the sun, and being good to one another. Kids are the future, and this generation is pivotal, to say the least.

Thanks all. Everyone here at DC feels like a completely dysfunctional extended family in a way. It means a lot to get these thanks. It’s been a crazy awesome weekend.

Details are as follows: Contractions at 7pm, Hospital by 10, cut the cord at 2:05 am. Jonny posted the other details and everyone is doing well (or as expected for a 2-day old and mother of said 2-day old…)

Goes by the name of ‘OTIS COTTERMAN’. Still working on the middle name.

Funniest thing, the weather has been shit so far this summer. Cold, wet and just gross. Otis pops out, and we’ve had 3 days of nothing but sun and mid-80’s.