George Clooney + Stacy Keibler’s Relationship May Be Past Its Sell-By Date

Sounds like Stacy Keibler and George Clooney are on their way to splitsville, with the silver fox once again reclaiming his Bachelor of the Millennium title. (We might have made up that honorary.)

After a year and a half, the duo is reportedly poised to go their separate ways, with sources citing the fact that since Clooney is 51 and Keibler is 33, they have different opinions on just what qualifies as a good time.

"They have little in common,” an insider told Us Weekly. "She likes to go out and have fun. She's been feeling the age difference."

A different tattletale divulged it doesn't help that Clooney's friends aren't exactly “wild” about Stacy, while someone else entirely sounded the death knell by proclaiming, "The end is near. It's a matter of time."

Maybe if they didn't have so many people willing to rat them out to the tabloids, they'd stand a fighting chance. But regardless, all we heard when we saw this story was "blah blah blah GEORGE CLOONEY IS SINGLE AGAIN blah blah blah" and then much rejoicing commenced.