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We've all tried to go to the gym for the first time. It's a scary process. You walk in all excited for this new chapter in life with your shiny new gym bag and sneakers in hand. You head to the locker room trying to avoid eye contact with the very bold old men who never seem to want to wear clothes. Then you finally get up to the running machines and get on a treadmill right next to the guy who seems to be trying to outrun the thing on max power. You survive it all still optimistic, and then you get to the weight room. Everybody seems to be more beefed up than a show cow on steroids with even their neck muscles bulging like rabid pit bulls. And there you are, just an average Joe trying to get in better shape.

We get it too. It's a little intimidating starting out. That muscle definition will come with time, but after that first experience, most people don't really want to come back. One strategy could be just packing up and finding a different gym. That sounds a little expensive. Maybe instead you can just wear this muscle hoodie for a little while until you get some real ones. It's enough to fool all the beefcakes from a distance which is all you'll need.