Voting Closed. Bedford Crackpot the winner by about 40 votes. Fucking Outrage Cohen Second. Winners can make arrangements to pick up piss.

Skink came in third, which was a shame, because his was actually a lot better than Outrage’s. There were however issues with hanging chads and voting machines…

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Into the last 24 hours of the Town of Vincent competition, and still there are amazing twists and turns! Skink took an early lead, but got all Carps on us, and a strange mixture of hubris and humility brought him undone. Cookster never really threatened, being too embarrassed to tell his friends and family his entry consisted of calling Vincent Price a cunt. (Pissweak). When Teh ‘Rage Cohen finally got his voting block into gear, it looked like he was going to run away with it easily, BUT NO! Beford Crackpot Fraternity opened up with pork from both barrels and has surged to a late lead. Can Teh ‘Rage muster up some creatures of the night over the last few hours? Will Skink swallow his conscience? Will Cookster toughen the fuck up? Will the alsorans finally find some friends? Phew! I’m looking forward to the race. This is actually more interesting than the state election night. Who will win the bottles of Howling Wolves pictured?

I almost got booted off facebook for using teh cunt word. And don’t worry, Teh ‘Rage has shot his bolt… are we all done? Is that our final vote? No more RIB members? Those of you in bungalow 5 all made your mark?

I wasn’t able to locate a clip of Dino performing “Little old wine drinker me” for you skink, but here’s one of him opening the Rat Pack show at the Sands in ’63 with “When you’re drinkin”, and here’s a cool duet with his fellow Sicilian Frances.

I bet young Izzi Messina pictured herehttp://www.vincent.wa.gov.au/2/117/1/mayor_and_counc.pm
can spot a good red when he sees one – hes got the tan and the hair going, he’s a young fella on the up and up and looks like he enjoys a drop, I say all entrants to the “Battle for the Howlin” get together and drink the piss, then send the signed empties with a link to Mr Snazzy (see newspaper article) to give him the heads up of what great snazzy ideas he’s missing out on out here in TWOPLand!

Sorry I haven’t been involved in the final countdown comments earlier. 3gigs of TWOP photos choked my computer, so it being fixed. Not at work today, so went to library where TWOP was blocked! Blocked I tells ya! Finally found somewhere to log in.

Congratulations to both BCF and David Cohen! Your stacks of branches have proven to be long, girthy, and quite capable of screwing others over. In all seriousness, good work guys, your plonk is well earned.

On a side note, I stumbled across this year’s Bankwest Quality of Life Index, which measures how livable Australia’s local government areas are.

Vincent scores an outrageous 390th place out of 590 LGAs. Its nearest Perth-based (inferior) rival is the Shire of Bassendean. However, quite a few regional LGAs edge it out, with the nearest Perth seat to have gloating rights over Vincent being Fremantle, in 345th place.

The best place to bunk in WA is with the chardonnay swilling toffs in Peppermint Grove, who come in 4th in the nation.

Yes as you have pointed DFOC Skink does very good impersonations of a bad loser.However his title as most gratuitous insulter of Perth is unassailed including the honor of having his comments XXXed out on this very site.
In summary of the many efforts in this “competition” long may plagiarism live.

sore loser? I am incandescent with indignation at the flagrant fraud. This is the greatest travesty of democracy since the state election.

What’s next? Cohen will be will be insisting that nuclear waste be buried in my back garden, and expecting us to redirect our taxes to fund expensive vanity projects of his own devising simply to gratify his own degenerate perversities.

as for wishing to add ice and a dash of soda to his wine, that only confirms my preconceptions regarding the effete media elite in this town. what, no slice of lemon?

I imagine him drinking it whilst wearing a silk dressing-gown and smoking through an ivory cigarette-holder.

Apologies for twin Izzi comments earlier! Hope this isnt a sign TWOP HQ has been sampling the winnings and thrown moderation out window!The Crackpot Fraternity gratiously thanks the legion of cyber pirates who voted for the porcelain challenged entry! A fantastic rollercoaster last couple of days and lots of fun! Cheers!