I think for her birthday we should find her the wonderful accoutrements shown <a href="http://fadetoblack.comicgenesis.com/d/20060503.html"> here</a>. Failing that, perhaps cattleprods for the fall drama season.

Bridget, if you're reading this, I wish you a happy birthday and many equally creative years to come.

"You made a pendulum out of a <i>battery</i>?"
"Indeed. And it holds charge quite well, I may add."