Workout freaks seriously scare me. They're also goddamned annoying. I work with a chick that seems to forget that she tells me EVERY DAY that she takes the 9 flights of stairs to our office instead of taking the elevator and wakes up at 5 am to work out.

She also looks horrible and tans excessively and has the face of a 45 year old when apparently she is in her early thirties.