Punk hasn't been on the show since September, Romeo hasn't been on the show since July and London is using Kid Kash's old theme.

The match started with Punk wanting to shake Romeo's hand. Romeo flipped him off, so all three of them nailed Romeo. Romeo is the longest reigning WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion of all time. London doesn't care, as he almost pinned Kid with a cross body block.

Punk took a hard bump on the floor as he got pulled off the ropes. Punk got back in and had a fun series of spots with London, before sending Paul flying off the top rope and into the guardrail outside the ring.

Punk was pinned first by Jason Cross, with a spinning neck breaker. I don't get to shout PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS!

We had our requisite dive spot, that finished with Cross hitting a spectacular looking twisting dive over the top. Romeo pinned Cross with the Emerald Fusion from the middle rope.

Romeo did something I cannot even explain. Let me try. London was sitting on the top rope, Romeo followed him up and did a jumping Hurricarana, except he turned his body in mid air into a front Hurricarana, but hooked London under the pits.

London was wearing the crimson mask, so Romeo laid him out with a TKO, but got up from the pin attempt.

London won the match, and ended the streak of matches ending with interference, with a Shooting Star Press.

-Tenay and West discussed the two tournaments that are starting tonight.

The Asylum Alliance Tournament-7 out of 8 teams are drawn Lethal Lottery style. How many of the 7 do you think will be two guys who hate each other? The 8th team will be determined in a match with AMW vs D-Lo & AJ Styles. Apparently the 7 teams will be mish mashed of people in SEX, The New Church and The Extreme Revolution. So, to answer my previous question, all 7 will be teams that hate each other. Plus the winning team becomes the #1 Contender's to the Tag Titles. Makes perfect sense.

The Hard 10 Tournament-It's a hardcore tournament where the winner is determined by points.

-Goldylocks is talking to Sonny Siaki, who says Glen Gilbertti is not here tonight, so he is in charge. Siaki told David Young to go get Raven. Young refused, so Siaki said he would do it.

-Elsewhere Raven slammed Julio into a wall for betraying him last week. He was about to pour bleach down Alexis' throat, but stopped himself for no reason.

For some strange, odd, unknown reason, this is a 3-on-2 Handicap Match. The heels, of course, are on the disadvantage. Vince Russo, ladies and gentlemen, the same guy who is the only person to ever give the baby faces the advantage in War Games and wondered why you can't do a disqualification in a cage match.

Plus, aren't The New Church heels?

Plus, didn't The Extreme Revolution turn heel four weeks ago and side with Raven?

Why do I ask myself such silly questions?

The baby faces got the heat on Daniels, until Daniels cleanly out-wrestled his foes to take over and make the hot tag to Skipper. Elix tagged in and had all three faces working him over, until Daniels helped out his partner, who was fighting valiantly against three men, to take over.

The fans actually got into Red being beaten down by XXX because he plays a very good baby face in peril. I am surprised Russo didn't turn him heel.

The finish saw Daniels hit Credible with the tag team title belt, Slash made the save, shenanigans broke out and Red pinned Skipper with a flying STO. The highlight of the commentary was Tenay freaking out because Skipper and Daniels had a 2-on-1 advantage on Red.

-Raven ran out and immediately dropped Red with a DDT. That's nice, this way we know not to take Red seriously.

-Goldylocks was on some stupid hidden camera show complaining about a phone she bought. She looked like a total asshole. Goldy threatened the man and broke her phone on the floor. She is lucky she didn't have the cops called on her.

-Mike Sanders is in the back with Goldy, telling her that he beat Andre The Giant in 1998. I wonder if Andre was also 800 pounds and died the next day.

-We got the point system for the Hard 10 Tournament.

1 point: Every blow with a “Strategically Placed Weapon”. I guess if the weapon isn't there as part of strategy it doesn't count.

5 points: When your opponent goes through a table.

First wrestler to 10 points wins, but, like tennis, you must win by 2 points. Leave it to TNA to make a hardcore match complicated. I miss the Dupp Cup.

Match #3Hard 10 Tournament: First RoundMike Sanders vs Brian Lee

Apparently “strategically placed” means they gave trash cans to the fans in the front row. Remember when the new ECW started and for weeks all Sandman did was come out and hit someone in the head with a kendo stick 12 or 13 times? Remember the WWE Fantasy Game and how you would get 3 points for every weapon shot, so you would end up with 50 points if you had Sandman on your team.

Lee scored quick points, but instead of hitting Sanders with the same weapon, he kept getting different weapons. Sanders reversed an attempted something, sending Lee head first into a trash can lid and Sanders quickly went up to 5, climbed to the apron to put Lee through a table...but Lee replied by hitting Sanders with a weapon, so it is 5-5. Lee saw all these fun weapons in the ring and, instead of just hitting Mike with a weapon five times, he did it twice before setting up a table in the ring. I think we all see where this is going.

Lee dove off the top rope, Sanders moved off the table, Lee went through it and Sanders wins 10-8.

-Sonny Siaki has found Raven. Siaki told him that Raven is either with SEX or The Extreme Revolution. I thought he wasn't with either. Anyway Siaki told him he better call things for Sonny.

-Backstage Shark Boy and New Jack are playing Candyland. That is not a euphemism for anything. They were literally sitting there and playing board games.

-Elsewhere in the back, Ron Killings is mad about teaming with Don Harris. Ron tried saying “Konnan”, but couldn't. Don and Ron Harris decided to go kick The Truth's ass. New Jack and Shark Boy attacked Killings, fought him to the ring and started the match.

Yes, one of these two teams may become the #1 Contender for the NWA Tag Tea, Titles. Truth is a heel the last time I checked. So is New Jack and so is Don Harris. So Shark Boy is the only baby face and he is on the team with a 2-on-1 advantage as Don Harris didn't come out for the match.

Killings valiantly fought back against two men. Don and Ron Harris both ran in and attacked all three men in the ring. This was not a disqualification. Shark Boy came off the top rope, but Killings caught him and pinned him with a power slam.

-In the darkest part of the arena they could find, Raven and Sandman are having a meeting. Raven implied that he never screwed Sandman, which caused his head to explode. Raven drank a beer to toast his alliance with Sandman, so Sandman clonked him with a cane.

-Kid Kash is backstage complaining about teaming with Trinity. Yeah, I would complain too. After he left, Erik Watts walked in and “the most powerful Eric in wrestling history” is going to be the Director of Authority in TNA. Erik implied that him and Goldy have regular sex, which she did not deny.

Oh Jesus Christ. David Young is “the master of the spine buster”, which is ridiculous because his last name isn't Anderson.

I have a rant later on about this tournament, but I will wait for that one. Mike Tenay plugged the next (and last) World Wrestling All-Stars pay per view with Jeff Jarrett vs Sting, title for title. Yes a match that is much more interesting than the main event we get to watch tonight, which is Sonny Siaki vs Sandman.

Kash and Young did most of the match, so it was a good match, possibly the best of Tracy's career. Kash did give Tracy a very hard chop to the breasts. She considered removing the implants after that one.

The lights dimmed when Kash went for the Money Maker. The Masked Luchadore promised to reveal itself next week. I wonder what Jerry Lynn will have to say about that. Young and Tracy won when David laid out Kash with the spine buster.

-Backstage D-Lo Brown talks about Jeff Jarrett even though his match is teaming with AJ vs AMW.

-Back to the ring and Raven has ordered Jeff Jarrett to come to the ring. Jarrett didn't come out in two seconds, so Raven gave Borash a DDT.

Mortimer Plumtree came out to replace JB. Borash is in no fear of losing his job. At least until WWE fires Christy Hemme.

Okay, rant time. These tournament isn't just some stupid, run of the mill thing that the winners receive twenty five thousand dollars in Monopoly money. This is to determine the number one contenders to the Tag Team Championship. So what better way to do that then by, instead of having 8 actual teams face off, have 7 teams be duos that don't get along and then make the two best teams in the company face each other just to get in the tournament.

AJ Styles and D-Lo Brown need to qualify, but Ron Killings and Don Harris don't need to. AMW, the former two time champions need to qualify, but David Young and Tracy Brooks are in automatically.

Now that that rant is over....this was a very good match that would have made for an excellent tournament final. AJ and AMW showed shades of the awesome chemistry they would develop years later when Styles teamed with Chris Daniels.

AMW played subtle heel, getting the heat on AJ Styles, who turned baby face when Raven cost him the NWA Title. Likewise D-Lo turned face when Raven cost him the NWA Title.

They fucked up something royally. AJ went for his back flip into an Inverted DDT, but didn't jump off the ropes high enough and it somehow turned into a Harris spear, but they were able to play it off.

The finish saw David Young, Sonny Siaki and XXX all hit the ring to try to cause a double disqualification, but it was for naught, as Storm rolled up D-Lo for the pin.

-We had a pre-taped interviewed with Glen Gilbertti talking about professional wrestling and sports entertainment.

-Don West plugged June 18 would be the One Year Anniversary Show. All that was plugged for next week is another Hard 10 match and two more Alliance Asylum matches. Don had no idea who would be in it.

Two gaffes early. First Raven was introduced as the Minister of Violence, when he is only the Promoter of Violence and the graphic under Raven listed him as “Sonny Siaki”. Mike Tenay wondered why Raven was always a part of Raven's Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match.

Sandman was told there was twenty minutes of ppv time left. He was smart enough to take a very long walk around the arena. By the time the bell sounded there were only fourteen minutes left. Think about how hard it is to kill six minutes walking around that teeny tiny Nashville Fairgrounds arena.

The most interesting part of this main event was Raven and all he did was sit in the corner for most of the match. Sonny Siaki did the Petey Williams O'Canada spot, just without singing the song.

Both Siaki and Sandman had the match won, but Raven didn't bother to go over and make the count, so the match continued. Siaki and Sandman took turns hitting each other in the head with stuff.

The finish saw Raven drop both men with an Evenflow DDT to prove he wasn't with SEX or TER. The show ended with Raven calling out Jeff Jarrett in the parking lot, but instead Amazing Red appeared and attacked Raven! Red, who was wearing a Ribera Steakhouse jacket, beat Raven's ass into the ring. Red was about to give Raven some move, but Julio and Alexis ran down.

Red overcame the two of them and tried to give Raven a Swanton Bomb through a table, but Red didn't weigh enough the first time, so after time stood still, he went and did it again as the show ended.

All I can say about the finish was the fans were more into that than they were into almost anything else in the show.