Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Gentlemen Enjoying Jameson With Other Gentlemen

What? You're still Icing Bros? How passé dawg, that ish was soooooooooo May 2010. In the here and now we roll a little classier, some might say a little better. We don't mess around with that namby pamby Smirnoff hooch. We go for the fucking throat. We play Gentlemen Enjoying Jameson With Other Gentlemen.

The rules are simple:

When presented with a glass of Jameson, the gentleman must sit and leasurly sip the jameson, unless of course the gentlman being Jamesoned is able to counter with his own glass of Jameson; where by the original Jamesoner must sit and sip two glasses of jameson while listening to calssic jazz music. Also: all conversations must contain at least one use of the word "supple".

Internets, do you thing. Icing Bros is a blasé activity from a bygone era played by the bourgeois. Now it's time for the common man to rise up and prank like a Gentleman should: by Enjoying Jameson With Other Gentlemen.

hat tip to Alex Swaekauski for this and all his many other inspired ideas.

What is Crysturbating?

cry·stur·ba·ting

Function: verb

: the act of crying whilst masturbating.

So why name a blog this? The answer is simple really: we believe that no matter how bad things get we won't let anything ruin our good time. Basically we're the people who dance at shows, we're the people who sing bad karaoke, we're the people who keep the party going.

We've noticed that although there are many blogs about living in the city of Los Angeles most of them are just plain obnoxious. We're here to change all that. Hopefully you'll enjoy the ride.