Do you really want to read blocks of text breaking down each pick for you? Of course not, you want something short and sweet. Which is why I'm back once again to give you my first round analysis, presented in the form of animated gifs. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words.

I heard that Sylvester Stallone wrote The Expendables with The Alex in mind. He had to keep it realistic though and split The Alex's abilities into multiple characters. Stallone thought that critics would pan it for being too far-fetched if he just had one character effing everyone up.

Originally Posted by scottyboy
my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused

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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

I'm only using gifs from The Wire for Baltimore's picks. Likewise, I'm only using Always Sunny for Philadelphia and Jersey Shore for the Jets.

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Originally Posted by phlysac

I heard that Sylvester Stallone wrote The Expendables with The Alex in mind. He had to keep it realistic though and split The Alex's abilities into multiple characters. Stallone thought that critics would pan it for being too far-fetched if he just had one character effing everyone up.

I heard that Sylvester Stallone wrote The Expendables with The Alex in mind. He had to keep it realistic though and split The Alex's abilities into multiple characters. Stallone thought that critics would pan it for being too far-fetched if he just had one character effing everyone up.

I have to disagree with your Jaguars GIF. The team has the worst QB, worst pass rush, and no cornerbacks and they take a right tackle at 2? Was he the best available? Yeah, probably/ But Jordan or Ansah would have been exponentially better selections.

The Al Bundy GIF doesn't even come close to matching my anger with the Long pick.

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Originally Posted by SolidGold

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Originally Posted by Monomach

Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.