Podiatric College Cites PBA Head

The New York College of Podiatric Medicine gave
Patrolmen's Benevolent Association President Patrick J. Lynch
an honorary Doctor of Human Letters "for his support and
dedication to the college" at an annual awards dinner May
29.

"As far as cops go, they have a lot of issues
relating to their feet, with their walking the beat and all,"
said a college spokesman when asked why Mr. Lynch was selected
for the honor. "So he's someone who shares the same concerns
and values as the college."