Caption Contest

April 24, 2013: Superman Homepage Caption Contest

Danny Burgess:
It was as he took inventory of his unitard and two boots that Superman realized he was at an extreme disadvantage for this round of strip poker...

Stev Juli:
My Small Rock kills your Enchanted Bunny.

Howard Clevenger:
Bruce to Superman: I misunderstood you when you said Jokers were wild.

ThevictoriousVic:
Joker: so... who wants to see my magic trick?

KiddSketch:
I think I need more Mana...

Hypoxic:
Joker: What animal should you never play cards with?
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A cheetah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Superman to Batman: Next time, I'm inviting Darkseid. See how you like it.

mg180q:
The Dark Knight Raises.

rotatingfish:
Batman: Jokers may be wild, but they do fold easily...

Sol:
"Shouldn't we be cigar-chomping dogs?" Superman wondered.

jed1138:
Supeman: Wait, you guys are friends?
Joker: Well its just business. I'm the bad guy and he's the good guy.
Batman: Yeah, we understand our social roles. However, we have loads of things in common.
Joker: We both like to dress up.
Batman: We both like Ryan Gosling.
Joker: And cheese sandwiches.
Batman and Joker together: And we finish each others sentences. Awww.
Superman: Fold.

JhnJhnsn2002:
Superman (to Batman) If he tells one more tractor-milking joke, I swear I'll...