Do you have at least one framed photo of your dog somewhere in your house... or maybe in your wallet? Is your dog pretty darn close to being the very center of your universe? Do you love spoiling him, respond to his every whimper and cry, and spend hundreds of dollars on gourmet treats? Even if you don't then you are going to absolutely love this.

My husband Don didn't want me to write this. He begged me not to let his secret out. He said it would ruin his reputation. You see, Don thinks he's the world's greatest dog trainer. Whenever people tell us how well behaved our dog Misty is, Don likes to brag that it's all because of him. But Don isn't a dog expert. Not even close. He's a retired plumber.