He plays on the left,
He plays on the riiiiight,
That boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look *****.

There’s Nothing You Can DoTune: The Temptations – My Girl

There’s nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo,
He may not be a superstar,
But he wears number seven like Cantona,
There’s nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo….

There’s Only One RonaldoTune:

There’s only one Ronaldo, There’s only one Ronaldo. (repeat)
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To the left, to the right,
To the Samba beat tonight,
He is class, with a brass,
And he ***** on Fabregaaaaaas !
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9. Dmitar Berbatov

Tune: Jesus Christ, Superstar

Dimitar, Berbatov, one look at City and he said **** off
______________________________________10. Wayne Rooney

I Saw My MateTune: Tom Hark

I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me he seen the white Pele,
So I asked who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Pinball RooneyTune: Pinball Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy I’ve loved to watch football,
From St James’s down to Highbury I must have seen them all,
But I’ve never seen anything like him, not ever, not at all,
That big, chunky scouse kid, sure kicks a mean football.

He’s a football wizard, he plays in white and red.
He’s a football wizard, he plays for U-ni-ted.

When Johnny Goes Marching Down The WingTune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home

When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O’Shea, O’Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O’Shea, O’Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
The Stretford End will shout and sing
We all know that Johnny’s gonna score.