Funny

Quotes to wish someone a happy 60th birthday or perhaps tease them a bit. Funny and serious quotes for your loved one or friend, or if for you, Happy Birthday! “I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I’m thirty-one.” Elizabeth Janeway.

Quotes to wish Happy Birthday to the young-at-heart set, those turning 70 or thereabouts. A bunch of funny quotes plus some serious as well. “Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers.” Billy Casper.

Quotes about dogs, all funny. Wet dogs, Dogs are Better than People, A Dog’s Life and Good Dogs. “This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!” Henny Youngman.