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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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How would one go about working as a girl who answers phone-sex lines? Does it pay well? I think I'd be good at it.

I see you've taken an interest in the diminishing field of Telephonic Sexual Commerce. Congratulations. While every bit as gratifying as they make it out to be in high school, phone sex can also be very hard work. One must answer an ad in the back of a tabloid, but that's just the beginning. The 21st-century phone-sex operator is expected to blog, oh yes, and develop and maintain her own Websites, advertise, pay her own phone bills, take credit cards, build a clientele, and "troll," as it's called, for strange men in chat rooms. "It was some of the most meaningful work I ever did," says Miranda Austin, author of Phone Sex: Aural Thrills and Oral Skills, while reflecting on the job that at times earned her downwards of $2,000 a month. Lucky for you, there are still a few nontrolling companies, where you just sit there, the phone rings, you answer it, and if you can keep callers on the phone forever, you can earn upwards of $9 a day. For this job, says Joan, proprietor of the tenderly named houseofphonesex.com, "people without experience are probably the best." They are? Yes, she says, as long as they are blessed with "above-average intelligence, are creative, and can think on their feet." Ms. Austin concurs, "Because if somebody calls you and says, 'I have a foot fetish,' you kind of need to know what to do with that." Above all, however, phone sex is about lies. Callers don't want just empty moans--they do want those, but they also want someone "to have phone sex with them," she says, "and enjoy it with them." A tall order, but as I always say, as long as one is slow, horny, and dedicated, one cannot fail.

I was watching a TV show about a paraplegic man, and he mentioned having sex. How is that possible? He can't feel or move anything below his chest.

I saw that show. He didn't just mention it--he wouldn't shut up about it. But I understand. It's hard not to talk about spinal-cord-injury sex. Depending on his level of paralysis, and with the help of medication (both directly injected and Viagra-style), pumps, medical-issue vibrators, as well as all manner of harnesses, attachments, and, how shall I say, things anal, a paralyzed guy can achieve some sort of erection and have some sort of sex. Some say the best sort. "I can say that unequivocally the best lover I ever had was a man who had a spinal-cord injury--without a doubt," says Marcie Roth, the executive director and CEO of the National Spinal Cord Injury Association. The "insider secret" she's "almost reluctant" to reveal is that "most of our men have become extraordinarily talented with their oral skills." But unfortunately, it's not all good news. "There aren't gonna be any good men left," predicts Roth, " 'cause all the women are gonna want them now!" I'm getting two.

As a man, I enjoy both straight and lesbian pornography. But do straight women like gay porn?

It'll do, but, no, gay porn is not the preference among the straight women at my circle jerks. It's just we feel a little, well, shunned by gay porn is all. But if you look hard, in coastal areas and Germany, you may find a handful of women who eschew classic narratives and just want to see naked men. "In mainstream [straight] porn," explains Alicia Relles, DVD buyer for San Francisco's premier smut peddler Babeland, "you don't see any view of the guy but his cock," and women want to see more. "I definitely know that women like to see me in the movies because of the way I look," affirms gay porn star/mogul Michael Lucas, who claims to receive fan letters from straight women. Relles also finds gay porn to be the most useful teaching aid for technical study in her classes at Babeland University (Go Dolphins!), so perhaps its appeal is growing. Again, Lucas affirms: "That's what I know, because I get sent letters." And I believe him. They might be written on greasy paper bags and come from the state hospital, but take it from me, they still count.

About Phone Sex Joan

Phone Sex Joan, the Fantasy Matchmaker behind House of Phone Sex is the definitive expert on all things phone sex - from vanilla to extra spicy, House of Phone Sex has the information you seek to use a phone sex service, work for a phone sex service or build your own company.
House of Phone Sex is operated by a free spitted adventuress, Phone Sex Joan has an outgoing, friendly personality and a marvelous sense of humor. Smart, funny and creative, this Joan's for you... ask her any phone sex related question and you are sure to receive a straightforward, honest response.
Joan Has been interviewed by Esquire Magazine and is the creative energy driving http://www.HouseOfPhoneSex.com.
The Esquire article is available on line - http://www.esquire.com/women/sex/sex-questions-1108