Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died I totally believe you. So what was it this time? Fire? Cooking? Ice burg? Pistachios? Or was it something new?

Me: Falling sky.

Hubby: … So something new.

Me: SERIOUSLY!! The roof part of the overhanging thing above our doorway fell!

Hubby: The what?

Me: GAH! Here sending a pic…

Hubby: Ok… what am I looking at.

Me: That’s what’s above our door, except it’s missing… this!

Hubby: Wow, well glad you’re okay.

Me:… “glad you’re okay”?… I. COULD. HAVE. DIED! If Orko had decided to take his time doing his pees we could have been under that!

Hubby: Orko was with you?!? Is he okay? Did the sound scare him? Where is he right now??