Natalie Portman New Mom Cleavage In Paris

If you got 'em, flaunt 'em. Even if you need to have another baby to get them.

Natalie Portman showed off hew double mamma jamma mams in Paris at some fancy event that allowed her to roll out her new funbags in cleavetastic style. Surely there was some kind of support in her dress for the new bad girls of leering delight for the otherwise petite Portman. But I'd have to give a fuller TSA like inspection to be certain.

When Natalie ran off to be with a French ballet dancer the outlook for her sextastic shows was rather grim. It's largely been more cloud than silver lining of late. But her devotion to style and her most swollen of jugs has led to this rare moment of Portman chestal goodness on display for the world to lust. Quite a break in the clouds, Natalie. Well done. Enjoy.