All of Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Scenes From ‘The Canyons’ Were Leaked Online

The word on the Internet is that the producers of The Canyons quietly leaked all of Lindsay Lohan‘s nude scenes online to drive up VOD rentals. Which makes perfect sense because I can’t go five minutes without someone telling me they wish there was some way to waste time and money on barely 60 seconds of Lindsay Lohan’s naked breasts. It’s like, no shit, Sherlock, I’m a human being, too. I think I know what defines us a species, and it’s that stupid stuff you just said about paying for tits. Whatever that was.

well in certain scenes like this photos in this blog entry she is super hot. I will agree with you. but most of the time she is cute at best. and at other times you really wouldn’t want to do anything sexual or non-sexual with her unless you were in a relationship with her.

As far as a drug addiction, I do not know if it is real or for publicity or somewhere in the middle. but it is getting her attention and money (Oprah giving her 2 mill. to come clean.) and getting royalites for her photos. if she was just doing legit acting I doubt she would get half as much.

Now as far as having a chance with her. highly unlikely as the acting circles are very exclusive and cliqued. so pretty much you have the same chance of getting her as you would a fat ugly production assistant, assistant make-up artist,assist key grip,etc. and that would be none.

Yeah. No. Nothing like a REAL answer to a “tongue & cheek” post. Nevertheless, there is more to my username than being a good band. Lilo is not addicted to heroin, but she has addictions and as soon as her “circle” or “clique” stops funding her problems, she’ll go to the next level below: and that is us! You. Me. Comicbook guy! That’s the problem with drugs: you sacrifice a lot to get/use them. Actually, you have a better chance of hooking up with her if you too have a drug addiction: they tend to congregate.

***voice of comicbook guy***
Lindsay Lohan has to drop beyond a few levels. as of right now if she drops one level she would be on the same level as Adrianne Curry and maybe Olivia Wilde. and I do not think they socialize out of the cliques. one more level and you got cult groups like Charisma Carpenter, Michelle Trachenberg and Fairuza Balk . then you go even further and you would get maybe a few actresses who did a crappy sci-fi show/movie like Bridget Reagan. then you drop down the line further to some cosplay girl who does volunteer work at a comic con. if she goes past that volunteer cosplaygirl then you would have a chance. and I mean maybe. now as far as these other people taking drugs , I do not know much on them to say if they do or don’t.

seriously, staying thin is what is keeping her boobs (love bumps) looking nice . . . .it’s relative (set against) to her small/thin frame. When she gets fat (and she eventually will), we will have moved on to her progeny and how hot that is!

I saw the movie. She has the worse body of all the girls in the movie. The yoga instructor boobs are just as big but much better, Lindsay’s nipples are too small, very pink, and too high up and the rest of her is like a blob, no real shape. I don’t think she’s hot at all, she looks worn out and flabby. The sex scenes aren’t all that. What’s all that? Her acting. She was really good in this movie.

Her nipples are non existant because they have been moved probably in the 2nd boob job she had were she went up to a double E and then had to have them reduced a year later all that would have made it necessary to move the nipples and they cut around the arora and show them higher so hers is now in the wrong place….besides the sagging that has taken over…..