3.16.2009

I'm coming out

It's not what you think. Remember this commercial?

Well I think my bellybutton is already starting to come out. And by out I don't mean that I've decided to go 90s/early 2000s and wear belly-baring shirts (that would sure be attractive), but my innie is becoming an outie. Is it supposed to happen this soon? I guess it's just a side effect of getting fatter. Maybe?