Magazine covers claim a lot of things to get people’s attention, kinda like me at the bar, even though everybody knows there can’t be that many new ways to get the best abs each month. But the cover for this month’s Maxim says they’ve got Lacey Chabert looking “sexier than ever,” and unlike when I tell women that I’m part of Doctors Without Borders and shipping out the next morning, this outrageous claim turns out to actually be true.

Here’s Lacey Chabert in a bikini for some Lifetime original movie called Imaginary Friend, so yeah, her career’s obviously doing pretty well. With a body this good though, I can’t believe Lacey isn’t getting better work. On IMDB, all she’s got going these days is either TV movies or voice-acting. That’s just not right. So if she’s game, I’d be happy to offer her the starring role in my latest home movie. I have a feeling it’d be a big seller. Or at least a lot better than my last one, which was coincidentally also called “Imaginary Friend.”

Man, first Ali Landry, now these pictures of Lacey Chabert. It really is a ’90s Reunion Tour here on Hollywood Tuna. I haven’t posted pictures of Lacey in a while, but here she is out celebrating her 30th birthday. I can’t believe she’s only turning 30 though, it feels like this girl has been around forever. Or at least, long enough for most people to forget she used to be famous. No wonder her body still looks so good.