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"i can't stand your retarded posts about your college, or how you write for the newspaper, or how often you fuck your girlfriend, or how you always suggest people read books by latin-american authors because LATINO LITERATURE IZ 2 OBSCURE 4 U. you're an intellectual hipster. a fucking creep. i can't stand you."

http://www.weddingmanor.com/rotation-photos/vogt-ball-chain2.jpg

ZeroDivide

09-19-2002, 10:42 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
...
</font>

It was completely unintentional, I swear! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

See, I can also look sweet and innocent:

http://www.geocities.com/liscook/light.txt

sarasvati

09-19-2002, 11:57 PM

Okay here are some pics of me...

this one is of me and brandon, my boyfriend (brandont-h on netphoria):

http://www.bystarlite.com/******brandon.jpg

And here is one of my playing bass at a concert that my band played:

http://www.bystarlite.com/******_bass.jpg

And here's one of me from a couple of months ago...

http://www.bystarlite.com/******.jpg

-******

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"******'s dying to know what it's like to be your dat rig whilst being stealthed into a show...
****** wants you to stealth her, Fares."- Brandon
"Sorry, I was blasted last night...a patented Quinto drunking." - Frank

<font color="CC33CC">I have that poster! Did you get that by sending like, 4 bucks to Jeff's PSYCHOMOM?

Undone

09-19-2002, 11:58 PM

<font color="CC33CC">******, it's nice to see a couple with such a ridiculous height difference. What would be that height difference, btw? I'm not making fun, I'm just relating.

Lie

09-19-2002, 11:59 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">I have that poster! Did you get that by sending like, 4 bucks to Jeff's PSYCHOMOM?</font>

Well, supposedly the poster was free and I only had to pay for the shipping, but I'm skeptical.

Undone

09-20-2002, 12:03 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Well, supposedly the poster was free and I only had to pay for the shipping, but I'm skeptical.</font>

<font color="CC33CC">How are you skeptical? Did someone else get it for you? I have that one, the long one with the other guys in the room, and a supacute guitar pick! And yes, all I had to send was shipping.

Lie

09-20-2002, 12:06 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">How are you skeptical? Did someone else get it for you? I have that one, the long one with the other guys in the room, and a supacute guitar pick! And yes, all I had to send was shipping.</font>

No, I was just kidding about her tacking on like five cents extra for shipping to pay for her jewelry insurance or some shit. And yeah, I have the long one and the guitar pick too.

Lie

09-20-2002, 12:10 AM

I'm glad I got them when I did, too, because that one Jeff poster you see for sale everywhere now looks like shit, whereas the B&W side of the Sketches one is HOT.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">*gives yUo some also* Naturally, the best candy ever is Sour Patch Kids or any of its variants. The top of my mouth is still raw from consuming a pack a couple of days ago.</font>

but of course! sour patch kids are a stapple of any cavity bearing creature

Crono

09-20-2002, 12:55 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">******, it's nice to see a couple with such a ridiculous height difference. What would be that height difference, btw? I'm not making fun, I'm just relating.</font>

i worked with a girl who was around... 5' and her boy friend was a good 6'2" at least... no missonary position for them

twice

09-20-2002, 01:01 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Crono:
i worked with a girl who was around... 5' and her boy friend was a good 6'2" at least... no missonary position for them</font>

that's how tall my ex was, and i'm 5'1. missionary was fine.

sarasvati

09-20-2002, 01:16 AM

I'm 5'3 and Brandon is 6'4.

-******

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"******'s dying to know what it's like to be your dat rig whilst being stealthed into a show...
****** wants you to stealth her, Fares."- Brandon
"Sorry, I was blasted last night...a patented Quinto drunking." - Frank

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Crono:
i worked with a girl who was around... 5' and her boy friend was a good 6'2" at least... no missonary position for them</font>

<font color="CC33CC">See, I was asking because my...whatever he is, "partner", is 6'7" ( http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif ), and I'm 5'3". As far as missionary goes, humans are made with similarly lengthed torsos to not make this a problem.

[This message has been edited by Undone (edited 09-20-2002).]

twilightfadez

09-20-2002, 10:25 AM

the same usual one
i need to scan more pics!
http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/79/resources/558/767/files/5587673.jpg

[This message has been edited by twilightfadez (edited 09-20-2002).]

JoaoMiguel

09-20-2002, 11:37 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twilightfadez:
the same usual one
i need to scan more pics!
http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/79/resources/558/767/files/5587673.jpg
</font>

Rock on, babe! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

El Scorcho

09-20-2002, 11:58 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twilightfadez:
the same usual one
i need to scan more pics!
http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/79/resources/558/767/files/5587673.jpg

[This message has been edited by twilightfadez (edited 09-20-2002).]</font>

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twilightfadez:
the same usual one
i need to scan more pics!
http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/79/resources/558/767/files/5587673.jpg </font>

fucking great though

eyesbomb

09-20-2002, 04:31 PM

only a sort of old pic for me as well, but there you go

http://batti.20m.com/eyesbomb.jpg

spfreak

09-20-2002, 04:58 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Hyperbole:
thanks! if i remember correctly, you are pretty! (man-pretty, as my friend Jax would say)

y'know, we torontonians and GTA-ians should all get together downtown and go wandering around...i've made tentative plans with a couple, but unless it's some huge gathering, i dont think its going to happen. i used to organize them after the campout in 2000, but i got too lazy...and most people have lost interest in SP, so we should do something OTHER than look for posters and t-shirts.</font>

that sounds kick ass http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif im up for it http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
stupid camera, i need to take more pics before i can get that cool pic of me out of it http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

In-Valid

09-20-2002, 05:20 PM

SPZero has a VERY SLIGHT resemblence to Ed Norton (if you take a QUICK glance)...I think it's his cheekbones & hair.

why would you apologize? i was really tired anyway and he needed the comp. And no, im not posting. Im still insecure about my looks... besides, all the stuff on my compluter is from.. 1999-2001 and i have short hair... why aren't you on aim?

FuzzyLogic

09-20-2002, 07:51 PM

i'm at work. i'm firewalled out of aim http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">See, I was asking because my...whatever he is, "partner", is 6'7" ( http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif ), and I'm 5'3". As far as missionary goes, humans are made with similarly lengthed torsos to not make this a problem.</font>

Wow, I'm dealing with 5'3" and 6'3" and thought there was quite a difference there. Anyhow, size differences can be fun. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Wow, I'm dealing with 5'3" and 6'3" and thought there was quite a difference there. Anyhow, size differences can be fun. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif</font>

yo, I'm 6'6. waddya doin tonight?

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I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
But I dance around in a gay, gay way.

oui henri

09-21-2002, 10:49 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Hyperbole:

y'know, we torontonians and GTA-ians should all get together downtown and go wandering around...i've made tentative plans with a couple, but unless it's some huge gathering, i dont think its going to happen. i used to organize them after the campout in 2000, but i got too lazy...and most people have lost interest in SP, so we should do something OTHER than look for posters and t-shirts.</font>

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
Me, all dressed and ready to go to a party, but trying to kill time while waiting for my roommate and friend to arrive so we can leave for the party...

http://home.nyu.edu/~sag249/black3.jpg

</font>

is this before said party you got head at from a gay guy? please tell me it is

Eulogy

09-22-2002, 11:32 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twilightfadez:
the same usual one
i need to scan more pics!
http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/79/resources/558/767/files/5587673.jpg

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
<font color=#ADD8E6>Sorry, I'll try harder. (And actually my make-up is different than it normally is...it's all black tonight.)
(But yeah, that really is just a different angle and not me necessarily looking different.)

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
Me, all dressed and ready to go to a party, but trying to kill time while waiting for my roommate and friend to arrive so we can leave for the party...

http://home.nyu.edu/~sag249/black3.jpg

</font>
so this is what an old ugly cunt doing coke in bathrooms with gay guys that they slut around with looks like. interesting....

i'm missing an eyebrow because the rugby team shaved it off for initiation

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this is a fun game of spanking the peopple that make your life miserable. When you spank the character that you choose to punish, the face expression of the character will change as they scream and twitch in pain. The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve the stress.

ZERO

09-22-2002, 03:23 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
</font>do you even know what this word means.

[/QUOTE]

oh stop crying.

Clash City Rocker

09-22-2002, 03:23 PM

thanks again to glenn for hosting my picture

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this is a fun game of spanking the peopple that make your life miserable. When you spank the character that you choose to punish, the face expression of the character will change as they scream and twitch in pain. The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve the stress.

why do you think you're retaliating against me effectively by calling me beamish13? I've made numerous posts admitting that it was my former name. You really need to get your posterior off the computer one of these days...

why do you think you're retaliating against me effectively by calling me beamish13? I've made numerous posts aditting that it was my former name. You really need to get your posterior off the computer one of these days...</font>
Woah woah woah.

Who said anything about retaliation? I was just giving you a playful sock on the shoulder there, beamish. But seriously, though. Hang in there. Keep your peachfuzzed chin up. Your facial hair will thicken one of these days.

why do you think you're retaliating against me effectively by calling me beamish13? I've made numerous posts aditting that it was my former name. You really need to get your posterior off the computer one of these days...</font>
Woah woah woah.

Who said anything about retaliation? I was just giving you a playful sock on the shoulder there, beamish. But seriously, though. Hang in there. Keep your peachfuzzed chin up. Your facial hair will thicken one of these days.

But you've still NEVER EVEN SEEN A PHOTO OF ME. no one here has.

why do I bother...logic is always lost on the net...

bonsor

09-22-2002, 09:14 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Tessellation:
But you've still NEVER EVEN SEEN A PHOTO OF ME. no one here has.

why do I bother...logic is always lost on the net...</font>Don't get upset big guy.

So what. You're a fucking cunt that no one even likes on a FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD. That's pretty pathetic. What, did you think I was waiting for you to say that you thought I was hot? Were you hoping to jerk off to my fucking picture or something? Wow dude. Like fucking wow. You don't like my fucking picture. That's amazing. I get this impression that if you lived alone and had a cat that it would starve itself or commit suicide by running out into traffic and get hit by a car rather than have to live with you. Are your parents embarassed to take you out into public? You seem like the type. Doesn't it suck that not even your hideous aunt's don't even want to see you? Does it hurt that your grandmother never even gave you $5 for your birthday ever because you were too ugly and stupid for even her to care about? I'm so fucking glad that you don't like me. Having you like me is like having Hitler's girlfriend's abortion trying to ask me for some sympathy. I'm sorry pal. You were just born into the wrong time by the wrong parents and didn't develop enough to break past you shitty upbringing, your looks, your intelligence or any of your other shortcomings. Getting acceptance from you must be like the word from the doctor that you have AIDS, cancer and an unknown disease that makes your colon come out in small, bloody parts that the doctors will name after you, after you fucking die. Thanks dude, I never really asked for your fucking acceptance in the first fucking place.

Magic the Gathering

09-22-2002, 10:49 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?:
yeah right. and you call yourself an old fashion fatty</font>

Are you pissed at your mother? You sure fucking act like it.

Fattening Ass

09-23-2002, 12:22 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Magic the Gathering:
So what. You're a fucking cunt that no one even likes on a FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD. That's pretty pathetic. What, did you think I was waiting for you to say that you thought I was hot? Were you hoping to jerk off to my fucking picture or something? Wow dude. Like fucking wow. You don't like my fucking picture. That's amazing. I get this impression that if you lived alone and had a cat that it would starve itself or commit suicide by running out into traffic and get hit by a car rather than have to live with you. Are your parents embarassed to take you out into public? You seem like the type. Doesn't it suck that not even your hideous aunt's don't even want to see you? Does it hurt that your grandmother never even gave you $5 for your birthday ever because you were too ugly and stupid for even her to care about? I'm so fucking glad that you don't like me. Having you like me is like having Hitler's girlfriend's abortion trying to ask me for some sympathy. I'm sorry pal. You were just born into the wrong time by the wrong parents and didn't develop enough to break past you shitty upbringing, your looks, your intelligence or any of your other shortcomings. Getting acceptance from you must be like the word from the doctor that you have AIDS, cancer and an unknown disease that makes your colon come out in small, bloody parts that the doctors will name after you, after you fucking die. Thanks dude, I never really asked for your fucking acceptance in the first fucking place.</font><font color=font colors fucking suck>*gives a standing ovation*

you're a weirdo. I said "wtf" because you used the thumbs down icon when you said "ok" to say hi.

Dead

09-23-2002, 01:05 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
you're a weirdo. I said "wtf" because you used the thumbs down icon when you said "ok" to say hi.
</font>

I did? I always use the thumbs down! I don't even notice what icons people use, you guys pay too much attention to these things.

FuzzyLogic

09-23-2002, 01:08 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
you guys pay too much attention to these things.</font>

they're the besti indicator for sarcasm, which is something many peple here just don't seem to understand..

KrazeeStacee

09-23-2002, 01:12 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:
Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
Date: 1550
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>

</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Smiley33

09-23-2002, 01:16 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
I did? I always use the thumbs down! I don't even notice what icons people use, you guys pay too much attention to these things.</font>

well, to we netphorian losers, the icon is usually a tone indicator of the below message.

<font color="CC33CC">I came back in here to check if beamish was at the very least smart enough to realize he shouldn't reply as he's been beaten down like the little kid in the van. I guess we have to give him some credit.

Cept by all accounts you're a lot better @ it than she was. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif Not that I'm eager to ever find out the difference http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
i am so going to crash a hub party with that on a shirt.</font><font color=font colors fucking suck>
http://fatteningass.homestead.com/files/blehclosed1.jpg <font color=black size=1>

http://www.litter.onestop.net/mf6.jpg
me at the melissa ferrick show two nights ago. look at those yellow teeth! It's an awful pic but i never put pictures on the interweb (inability) so here's like my only chance.

Dead

09-24-2002, 11:49 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
i am so going to crash a hub party with that on a shirt.</font>

Hell no you aren't!

beef curtains

09-24-2002, 01:18 PM

No offense Shaunna, but you look very very young

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http://www.wsu.edu/~swinn/kith.jpg

karmacoma

09-24-2002, 01:21 PM

Is this the new "Corgan's Biggest Blunder"?

DeviousJ

09-24-2002, 01:22 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by karmacoma:
Is this the new "Corgan's Biggest Blunder"?</font>

Heresy! *smites*

shaniqua

09-24-2002, 01:45 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
No offense Shaunna, but you look very very young

</font>

none taken!

lucky_13

09-24-2002, 02:00 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
No offense Shaunna, but you look very very young </font>
how else is she gonna get those 17 year old boys?

shaniqua

09-24-2002, 02:28 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_13:

how else is she gonna get those 17 year old boys?

</font>

ZING!

Orchestra

09-24-2002, 02:31 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_13:
Originally posted by So very sad about me:
No offense Shaunna, but you look very very young </font>
how else is she gonna get those 17 year old boys?

HAW! ZING!!!!

You took my stament wrong Shaunna, unless you took it right and you wanted sexual comments. very nice pic though

You took my stament wrong Shaunna, unless you took it right and you wanted sexual comments. very nice pic though</font>

uhh thanks.

beef curtains

09-24-2002, 03:39 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Random Female:
http://www.litter.onestop.net/mf6.jpg
me at the melissa ferrick show two nights ago. look at those yellow teeth! It's an awful pic but i never put pictures on the interweb (inability) so here's like my only chance.</font>

After julio's demise, you were my only netphorian enigma *sniff*
And now its gone!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
After julio's demise, you were my only netphorian enigma *sniff*
And now its gone!</font>Shit, you're right. I should've waited til like the last day of netphoria, and posted some gorgeous picture of some really hot chick. i totally just let everyone down http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PhantomFM:
ok finally im gonna post a new pic. this was taken last week. as you can see i cut my hair... about 3 months ago. i figure im safe since we're at the bottom of page 7.

http://www.unc.edu/~lawsonb/lawson.jpg

</font>

You look like my friend Chris.

beef curtains

09-24-2002, 10:18 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Random Female:
Shit, you're right. I should've waited til like the last day of netphoria, and posted some gorgeous picture of some really hot chick. i totally just let everyone down http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

</font>

I think you're cute http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Lie

09-24-2002, 10:29 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
After julio's demise, you were my only netphorian enigma *sniff*
And now its gone!</font>