Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Also, since they took down the original dramatic reading Have another Link. Warning: it’s a huge file and takes about 30 minutes to listen. Also, it’s rapidshare, so, it’s only allowed, like, ten downloads before they remove it. If someone else wants to find a place to host it for posterity. Help a nig out.