Tila Tequila Threatens Haitian Orphans with Adoption

Because thousands of homes have been destroyed and countless lives lost? Yes, absolutely. But even more so for this season:

Tila Tequila is threatening to adopt a few orphans from this ravaged country!

On multiple Twitter* posts last night, Tila made her frightening plans public:

I will adop 2 children from HAITI....I'm going to try to do that ASAP! Those poor babies ! Mommy is coming to rescue u my Angels! xoxox.

I am going to have 2 biological babies of my own, then adopt 3 other babies who need a home! TILA FOR PRESIDENT!!!! For real.

Sorry, Tila, but Barack Obama's approval ratings aren't that low.

As for rumored baby daddy The Game, Tequila continues to have harsh words for the man that definitely did not impregnate her. She told Radar Online:

"You know damn straight everything you said... is a lie! Why would you do that? But I don’t even care.

"Just wait nine months for my paternity test. I’m not worried about it. Game has nine months to live out all of his fun lies. Live it up baby! Nine months from now, it’s the big paternity test day! Now that doesn’t lie, unlike you, sir."

* Tila has since gone all Miley Cyrus on us and deleted her Twitter account. For what reason? Only she can explain:

"Twitter, by FAR as THE MOST HATEFUL, DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, RACIST, AND VIOLENT COMMUNITY THAT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED! TWITTER IS BAD."

SHE CAN NOT ADOPT A BABY FROM HAITI. YOU GOT TO BE MENTAL STABLE IN ORDER TO DO SO....TILA IS MENTALLY ILL. ESTA LOCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just another voice•February 01, 2010 14:19

I feel so saddened when I read about this poor lost little girl, who has named herself after a toxic beverage (no offense tequila). I think people should stop hating, and start being concerned. Perhaps we as a society should stop focusing on such sad individuals, and start looking at more positive life experiences and people. If we stop putting the spotlight on these confused souls maybe they'll stop the destructive behavior and start searching for ways to make themselves happy and healthy. It's just a thought, and I know it's almost impossible to look away from a derailing train, I just think it would be beneficial for for the world if we made the effort. Just a thought, maybe we can start making it a reality.

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.