Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?

cookiefleck:Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?

Weird Al at least has name recognition amongst most people. I wouldn't pay to go see a full concert of his, but a few songs at a Superbowl halftime show is about the perfect dose.

cookiefleck:Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?

I dunno... Weird Al's "Party at the CIA" seems to be hitting pretty close to home.

cookiefleck:Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?

I don't get GWAR. Their only claim to fame is their costumes, which have been done before and better by other bands. Their music is mediocre at best and the lead guy comes off as a gigantic douche every time he opens his mouth for an interview.

As much awesome as it would be, it would never happen. Ever.1) Heavy Metal2) Horror3) Blood

Americans love their watered down, misogynistic, idiot pop music. Which is why we put up with Bruno Mars, Beyonce (even as hot as she is), and the rotting corpses of the Who (what a terrible performance). Sadly, we'll have something called a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus inflicted upon us in the halftime show before GWAR or any other hard rock / metal band.

That being said, I would vote for Gojira before GWAR any day. Nothing says American football like French Heavy Metal.

Gwar is actually an amazing band who I think might have made it bigger if they dropped the whole costume thing but that's their thing so I can understand it. They really are very talented musicians though.

That being said.. While it might be funny to see them do the Super Bowl it's NEVER going to happen.

I could see weird Al doing it someday though, just go way overboard with it like they did with Madonna and it could be awesome.

Aezetyr:As much awesome as it would be, it would never happen. Ever.1) Heavy Metal2) Horror3) Blood

Americans love their watered down, misogynistic, idiot pop music. Which is why we put up with Bruno Mars, Beyonce (even as hot as she is), and the rotting corpses of the Who (what a terrible performance). Sadly, we'll have something called a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus inflicted upon us in the halftime show before GWAR or any other hard rock / metal band.

That being said, I would vote for Gojira before GWAR any day. Nothing says American football like French Heavy Metal.

Prince was great, and had that demon penis guitar bit, Tom Petty was solid, and the Madonna show was entertaining just because of how big they went with it.

I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

Well, whatever it takes to get Arena Football to catch on. I watch a game every now and again. It seems like it could be a good development league for players that aren't quite NFL ready, but capable of getting there with enough practice time.

Jixa:I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.

TuteTibiImperes:Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.

cookiefleck:Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?

TuteTibiImperes:Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.

Vacation Bible School:cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?

mikaloyd:This seems like more of a mainstream Reddit project or latter-day-4chan project than a FARK project.

True. We'll be happy to snark about their success or failure after they've taken the initiative though. We're sort of the Monday morning quarterbacks of the greater internet community, err, communities.