LINK: http://ift.tt/1qXmmRiMaleficent lets out a long-suffering sigh. “It’s been three days, and you’ve been remiss in your duties. Your observations of the little beastie. Have the three bird-brained imbeciles finally burned down their cottage and the creature with it?” “I beg your pardon.” “Oh, don’t be offended, even you must admit you have your moments. Like when you’re supposed to report back to me and come bringing back twigs instead of anything useful!” Or, The one where Diaval is shiftily building something at the base of Maleficent’s tree and she has absolutely no idea what’s up with that or why he’s decorating it so intently with items that are the colour of her eyes. During nesting season.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:maleficent, rating:generalaudiences, pairing:diaval/maleficent, ~author:bloodsongs

LINK: http://ift.tt/GOn9QZIt takes Ward two months, more near misses and fuck ups than he’s had in his entire career so far, and a visit from Hawkeye before he goes “fuck it” and embraces the fact that he’s an asshole robot. Weirdly, that makes people like him more.!fic, site:archiveofourown, fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d., rating:generalaudiences, ~author:greenet, genre:gen, genre:au, au:jossed, genre:character-study, character:grant.ward