Right, so. I'm bored, and I figure I should make this before my thread in Mystic Ruins is filled with questions that, rather than being about li'l ol' ego-maniacal me, are about random life issues/philosophical ramblings/completely omni-irrelevant insanity.

That stuff should be here, because reading it in that thread screws up my internal mental organization, which makes me leak tears. You don't want me to leak tears, do you? *puppy-dog eyes*

Anyway. Barring questions about me, ask me anything here! The secrets to all existence and the most glorious of lies are but a question away! Rarely is one discernible from the other, but still. C'mon, it'll be fun!

If you ask me some manner of serious question, I'll answer seriously; if you ask me something silly and pointless, my answer will be similarly silly and pointless. Go go go!