Psst! Thornton! Wake up! We need you to deliver a message to the humans. What kind of message? Tell them to stop their self-destructive ways. Adopt a more sustainable lifestyle. Stop the hyperconsumerism. You're a polar bear. You're perfect. You'll get their attention. Go! Tell them it's our planet too! There was a sale on flat-screens. You're not helping.

Megan, I met the most interesting shrimp today. He's a Pink Floyd shrimp. Like the band? Yep. He's got a pink claw and makes a loud noise. This planet has an astonishing diversity of life. And it all fits together in such an exquisite and delicate balance. This one would fit nicely into a gumbo. Too late. He swam away.

I have a plan. It's an ingenious plan. BWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah? Picture this … you're a hairless beach ape out for a nice relaxing swim … when all of a sudden from every direction you see shark fins coming at you. It's a coordinated attack! You think: "I didn’t know sharks could do that." General panic ensues. Soon, word spreads that sharks are the masterminds behind an uprising by animals all over the planet. All humanity sees nature differently. And they all pay tribute to the great and powerful shark. So, we thought it might be nice to have a real shark. You guys have it covered.

I am a great white shark. Nobody mess with me or I'll devour you! Well, I'm a box jellyfish. The most venomous animal on the planet! Mess with me and it's instant death! And I'm a lionfish! Mess with me and you'll be impaled in multiple places by poisonous barbs! What about you? Who? Me? Yeah. Why shouldn't we mess with you? Well ... I can emit subsonic vibrations that will make your brain explode. And I can shoot slime out of my nostrils that is so sticky you can't move! AND I have x-ray vision! He lost me with the x-ray vision. Who was he trying to fool?

The moment of truth has arrived. The time has come to try my jellyfish casserole. A casserole made with the most venomous animal on the planet. . . Not to mention lots of butter. It could be delicious, or it could be instant death . . . Either way, there's goes the diet.

Here comes that box jellyfish swimming this way. Got something I can trap him with? Here Use this Tupperware from my lunchbox. Gotcha. Here in my hand. Just a thin layer of plastic from my skin, is the most venomous animal on the planet . . . Along with your three-bean salad. I didn't want it anyways.