Wisconsin native, conservative critic of everything.
"Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God." ---G K Chesterton
"The only objective of Liberty is Life" --G K Chesterton
"Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions" --G K Chesterton
"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition." -- Rudyard Kipling

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

L'Homage a Headless

Heat content and fugacity revolved within his brain,Like molecules and atoms that you never have to name,And logarithmic functions that revolved within his dreams,And partial molar quantities devouring chocolate creams.

(chorus)

Glory, glory, dear old thermo,Glory, glory, dear old thermo,Glory, glory, dear old thermo,We'll pass you by and by.

They asked him on the final if a mole of any gas,In a bottle with a membrane through which hydrogen could pass,Were compressed to half its volume, what its entropy would be,If two thirds of delta sigma equals half of delta phi.

(chorus)

He said he guessed the entropy would have to equal four,Unless the second law might bring it up a couple more,It might be almost seven if the Carnot law applied,And it maybe might be zero if the delta T should slide.

(chorus)

The professor read the paper with a corrugated brow,For he knew he had to grade it but he didn't quite know how,And then an inspiration from his cerebellum smote,And he grabbed his trusty fountain pen and this is what he wrote.

(chorus)

As you have guessed the entropy, so I must guess your grade,Though the second law won't raise it to the mark you might have made,It might have been a hundred if your guesses had been good,But I think it must be zero 'till they're rightly understood.

(final chorus)

Glory, glory, dear old thermo,Glory, glory, dear old thermo,Glory, glory, dear old thermo,We'll try again next year.Reminds me of another Engine-house (DeltaDeltaDelta) ditty which cannot be posted here.