Robin Quivers Discovers Firsthand How Wonderful a Toto Toilet Is

Stern Show co-host reveals how she got wet and wild in Hawaii over the break

Sept. 12, 2016

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Robin Quivers had an announcement to make on Monday morning's
Stern Show. After jetting off to Hawaii, she was introduced to the private
pleasures of using a Toto toilet. Howard was relieved to hear that this was
Robin's latest discovery, since she usually comes back from the break touting
something a bit more obscure.

The hotel that she was staying at on her trip included a
Toto toilet in every room.

"Oh my goodness," Robin exclaimed. "At first I was afraid of
it." But after working up the courage to try the toilet out, Robin became a big
fan. Howard said on air how he owns a few Totos of his own and enjoys the water
spray feature, although he often doesn't get completely clean after using it.

"You hit this button and it starts spraying water up your
ass," Howard said. "And even with the water it doesn't get everything out."

Howard wondered how long Robin was allowing the water to
spray her in order to get clean. "Maybe a minute, a minute and a half," she
answered. "It just feels like it's hitting the right spot."

The toilet doesn't stop at the stream of water, though. Toto
users can also have their undercarriages blown dry afterwards, but Robin opted
not to do that.

"I found that weird," Robin said, adding that she only uses
toilet paper to dry off.

Howard questioned whether Robin was using the Toto
correctly, since he does use the blow dryer. Howard described the order he goes in: water spray, blow
dryer, then he stands and takes a baby wipe to test if he's truly gotten
everything out.

"How do you know you're really clean?" Howard asked. "I bet
if I checked you, I'd find doody in there." Robin then dared him to come over and
check her.

"I love that Toto toilet so much," Howard said. Robin
agreed, saying she wanted to rip out the one in her hotel room and install it
in her home.