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School years come and go, but what is always constant is a New Student Enrollment tour on campus. As UNL recruits for new students every year, tours are a good way to demonstrate the beauty and peculiarities of our campus. With so much to cover in one day, it’s hard to imagine how nothing can […] Read more

Point: We may be graduating, but learning never ends Well, it’s finally here. The last month of college for the class of 2017. For some of us, it means heading to graduate school or some other program to continue their education, but for most, it’s our turn to take on the world. With a degree […] Read more

Mysterious symptoms have been spreading across campus and affecting several students, and it is believed that Lil Red may be the possible Patient Zero. The scare began this morning after multiple eyewitness reports indicated that the beloved mascot was displaying bizarre quirks and behaviors after emerging from a grove of nearby bushes. “[Lil Red] seemed […] Read more

The University of Nebraska-Lincoln is in the midst of a huge political scandal. A beloved ASUN senator has just been caught paying $30 for a single gram of marijuana. An anonymous source said that the senator contacted him through text asking for that “good good.” The source said the senator sent the text with a […] Read more

Pagans and mystics, rejoice! After many months of deliberation, the University has finally agreed upon a shape for Selleck’s replacement… a classic pentagram! The decision of a pentagram for the shape of the new dorm building was not an easy one. Countless other shape proposals were sorted through and ultimately rejected, including a gigantic sphere, […] Read more

It has been three years since the remodeling of the Nebraska Union, which included the common space near the fake Starbucks getting a fresh makeover, creating more work space and study areas for students to hang out with friends or work on their classes. One thing that has caused quite a commotion in the last few […] Read more

In an attempt to appeal to a younger audience, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has announced that its Johnny Carson School of Theatre and Film will be replaced by the Jay Leno School of Theatre and Film in the upcoming semester. Henry Bayer, director of the Carson School, said it was time for the school to […] Read more

An ongoing two-week effort to retrieve University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman Collin Yoder’s MacBook has proven unsuccessful so far. The 19-year-old grabbed Apple’s latest model out of his backpack to show a group of friends, who subsequently clamored and reached to no avail as it’s lighter-than-air design allowed it to ascend into the atmosphere. “I’m a […] Read more

At approximately 11:02 a.m. on Wednesday, March 29, University of Nebraska Police responded to a call related to “loud, horrific shrieks coming from the ASUN offices.” Students began to hear the noises immediately after the dismissal of a special student court convened to decide the constitutionality of Student Body President Spencer Hartman’s veto of The […] Read more

Tragedy struck this week when 55 Lincoln natives were killed by counterfeit Runzas being sold discreetly across the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. Due to recent budget cuts to the University of Nebraska, UNL was forced to raise the price of Runzas to a record-high $7. Several riots broke out after the news was announced, with […] Read more