Asked my SS to include their dirtiest joke in the package... SS did not disappoint!

My SS only retrieved my information on the first day, and didn't check back again until only a few days before the deadline... I had almost lost hope, but my SS did not forget.
Turns out my super awesome secret santa lived in the same city as me, so it only took me a few days to receive the gift.
It was definitely not too hard to notice that I'm huge fan of soccer, and my SS picked just the right gift!

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Package I received

Package I received

Neat wrapping... I wonder what's inside?

Neat wrapping... I wonder what's inside?

Puny turkey chick Christmas card

Puny turkey chick Christmas card

Amen.

Amen.

Trying to tear through the string without scissors (the fun way, but also because I'm too lazy to get up and get one). Nosy cat is nosy.

Trying to tear through the string without scissors (the fun way, but also because I'm too lazy to get up and get one). Nosy cat is nosy.

Awesome! A Chelsea FC scarf!!!
I shall wear this all through the rough Canadian winter!
Pixel (my cat) needs to make sure it smells gd.

Awesome! A Chelsea FC scarf!!!
I shall wear this all through the rough Canadian winter!
Pixel (my cat) needs to make sure it smells gd.

Asked my SS to include their dirtiest joke along with the package... SS did not disappoint!

Asked my SS to include their dirtiest joke along with the package... SS did not disappoint!