"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."
- Jim Carrey

"I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it."
- Bill Clinton

"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."
- George Clooney

Theodore Roosevelt: Motivational Funny Sayings
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Unknown Author: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

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