Reviews

Hey, I admit it...I can't roll a joint worth
a shit. Most of the joints I roll are so loose that you have
to smoke it lying down or the shit will fall out. I know that
being able to roll a good tight joint is like some right-of-passage
to most potheads. But rolling takes a knack that you either
have or you don't...and I'm certain I don't have it. So what's
a bruver to do?
Well, if you're cylindrically-challenged like me, Rollmate
can probably help those who tend to waste good rolling papers
creating abominations that fall apart and spill precious herb
on the carpet.

The Rollmate is an inexpensive, simple device
which helps you form a rather large, but perfect joint, then
fill it and pack it with herb. It has no moving parts and
you can keep it handy on your key ring. Why didn't I think
of this thing?
Our Rollmate arrived in a plain, discreetly addressed envelope.
Again, as I always stress, this is something that's very important
and shows some consideration from the company. Nobody needs
to know what's in your packages but you.

Using the Rollmate was a pretty straightforward
process. To roll a nice joint, you simply place your rolling
paper (included) around the aluminum "cone", wet
the edge and close it tight. Then you remove the "cone"
and slide in a paper "tip" (included) in the end.
Pack your freshly formed joint with herbs or tobacco using
the Rollmate to help you compact it, give the end a twist
or two and you've got a complete spliff.

The trickiest part of the whole operation is
"rolling" and placing the paper "tip"
inside the joint. The "tip" is a actually a small,
stiff piece of paper which you roll around the end of the
Rollmate and then place into the small tapered end of your
open joint. Once you get the hang of this after a few tries,
the rest is a snap and you'll be rolling nice tight joints
one after the other.

The Rollmate Standard comes in two colors, "Silver"
and "Gold" and includes rolling papers and tips
and costs $5.75 USD plus $4.00 flat shipping on all orders.
So for under 10 bucks, you've got a solid, reliable joint
rolling alternative.

They offer another model called "The Dutch
Big One". It operates the same as the Standard model,
but it rolls even bigger joints. And when I say bigger joints...let
me tell ya, I'm talking about humongous 18cm joints. You could
club someone to death with one of these things. The Dutch
Big One Construction Kit costs $7.75 USD. But you better have
a pound or two on hand to fill up this bad boy.

Overall, we liked the Rollmate a lot and would
suggest this product to anyone looking for an easy way to
roll joints. It's very simple to operate and produces a nice
tight joint. Since it doesn't have any moving parts and is
made from aluminum, it should provide years of use.

The only real drawback to the Rollmate Standard
is the size of the joints this thing produces. A little over
4" long and as fat as your ring finger at it's widest
point. Not that I'm scared of it or nuthin' (*shiat...) it's
just that it takes a considerable amount of herb to roll shit
this size. Now, if you've got plenty of herb on hand or some
homies are pitching in at a party... then I say go for it.
But if your stash is a little light, you might want to consider
mixing it with some herbal smoke or tobacco.

As for The Dutch Big One...well this thing is
a monster and looks like a lot of fun to smoke, but you better
have plenty of herbs to fill this joker up with.

Lastly, you will need to buy big replacement
papers for your Rollmate and also replacement paper "tips".
You can easily get the papers locally, but you'll need to
reorder the tips from Rollmate or you can probably make your
own paper tips easy enough.

In our monthly item 'shopping', you can find the last inventions
regarding growing & blowing every month. There is no other
line of business with such inventivety to give the consumer
a higher comfort. And it can all be so simple, what to think
of this conical Rollmate, which you can easily hang on your
pants. The principal is at the same time simple but functional:
King size rolling paper round it, tip in it and push it with
this thick finger.

MAN the rollmate is the best thing since, like, uh, hash,
man! yeah, now i am the envy of all me toking bro's, and they
cant work out how i do it!! keep smoking peeps.

Lil Nicca

I saw the advertisment for this and was liek oh my gosh.
i was with my best friend and she was like girl we need to
order one of those. so i was like right on dude. so yeah we
got one and we was so HIGH!!! it works better then anything
we ever used. its still alive and kickin after all these joints.
WE GON KEEP ON ROLLIN BABY!!!! thanks to roll mate i got kicked
out my my house and now are on the streets. haha yeah buddy
holler back youngin whoop whoop!!

Kaylee

This rollmate is wkd!!!!!!!!!! Now my life will be so easy
thanx to you. I am gonna tell al my mates and they will be
real pleased too. The dutch big one is also very cool but
hard to keep untoiced at school. I love smoking the good shit
and I love rollmate you are a load of cained geniuses. A loota
happy thoughts kay xxx

Dazle

I bought a roll mate a couple of months ago and i think
its alright!i can roll manually really well but i thought
i would try it out. theres only one thing that ive gotta say
it does take all the fun out of rolling. keep on blazin Gangsta's

Big E

This fucking thing is really cool man i love it! Anyways
yea my rolls have inproved a lot! i really love it ROLL MATE
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GENIOUSES!!!!!!!!!!

Truthseeker

I bought this product cos I couldn't roll to save my life...
Every time I tried it turned into a deformed joint looking
thing... Now I can roll proper fat ones and enjoy myself without
having to worry about rolling! This product is great if ya
can't roll ya own... Good Luck and God Bless!

Thomas

Well me and my frend just love weed but there is 1 problem:
my frend cant roll joints and i allways had to do it and now
i bought him 1 of the rollmates and he was so happy and now
he can make his own joints and there even better then mine.

Ad

This looks like a pretty good invention, you know, for the
times when you find yourself crashed listening to music. You
just need to whip out your grinder and whip out the rollmate
and hey marley your on your way. No-one can be arsed to roll
a marley when there chilling to Oasis and thinking about shit.
Wolstanton is the best place in England. Smoke on.

MR extreme pothead

I bought a rollmate from my friend for £2.00 i rolled
as few joints with it and got mashed out of my tree then the
next day i bought an ounce of skunk and rolled a 2ft long
joint it was pretty cool. it made me sit down and chill!!!!!

custard

HOLY SHIT! I picked one up in Amsterdam a few weeks ago
and i couldn't roll for shit. Now my friends want to know
if going to 'dam has taught me how to roll perfect joints
everytime.

anonymous

Can't really roll normally. bought the dutch big one and
rolling papers. papers r immense and everyone who has use
them love them. The rollmate is the dogs bollocks. Had it
for a few motnhs and so i can make some mint joints. This
was confirmed when i went to barbados. me and my mates made
some local friends and we went for a smoke on the beach with
them. I whipped out a couple of pre rolled ones and they said
it was the best looking joint they had ever seen from a tourist.
nice. We were makeing some serious bob marleys, cheers.

anonymous

ohhhh shit this is de don my joints have improved like fuc
now im trippin all day thankz you guys im gonna order another
one.

anonymous

SCREW all the other rollers, this ting sounds like somethin'
out of a cheech and Chong movie! I'm gettin me one of these
as soon as I can, I'll be the kang of all my dumbass freaky
friends!

anonymous

WHAT the fuck man i was like who ever made that is some smart
motha fucka my friend has one not me so it saves much time
now when i burn i dont have to worry about rolling it n making
it perfect so thats some ill shyit keep up the good work.

anonymous

Woah I just recieved mine in the post! This shit is fuckin
amazing! My zoots are perfect! Thanks for your help! I will
post a pic of it when I get my digi cam back. Once again thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep tokin my pot heads!!