Yellowjackets are infesting my peach tree in the back yard right now. I forgot how much they love fruit trees; I won't park in the garage anymore because the gauntlet through the morning windfall peaches and OMFG WHERE DID ALL THESE DAMNED WASPS.... JESUS CHRIST THERE'S HUNDREDS! run to get into the garage, shut the door, and avoid being eaten alive by yellowjackets got old fast. So I park on the street until we can get hold of some wasp spray and nuke them from orbit. Then it will be time to prune back the last tree and wait for the blessed cold weather when all of these bugs will die.

/or hibernate or whatever they do but they can farking get out of my yard

Yellowjackets are infesting my peach tree in the back yard right now. I forgot how much they love fruit trees; I won't park in the garage anymore because the gauntlet through the morning windfall peaches and OMFG WHERE DID ALL THESE DAMNED WASPS.... JESUS CHRIST THERE'S HUNDREDS! run to get into the garage, shut the door, and avoid being eaten alive by yellowjackets got old fast. So I park on the street until we can get hold of some wasp spray and nuke them from orbit. Then it will be time to prune back the last tree and wait for the blessed cold weather when all of these bugs will die.

/or hibernate or whatever they do but they can farking get out of my yard

Get some cheap ultra hold hairspray. Give em sprays every time you pass, the spray sticks to them and then cant fly.

If a bear kills your horse because it thought it was a poodle, you've lost all my sympathy.

Really, people. A bear MIGHT kill an ACTUAL horse in the ordinary scheme of things; but elk-sized prey is mostly outside the realm of bears at this time of year. That bear wasn't killing "a horse", it was killing an unnatural misbegotten creature, and the world is really better off.