Work's Secret Santa happened today. I got gifted with this, which raised a few eyebrows...

Colleague: "That looks delightfully dangerous"

Boss: "Do we need to do a health-and-safety risk assessment?"

Overall it looks to have been a success - everyone seemed generally pleased/amused with their presents, so perhaps next year it may become officially sanctioned (it ended up being a sort of unofficial don't-ask-don't-tell thing due to Reasons - except one of the directors did take part as well, so does that make it officially unofficial?).