Give my #makeup girl some love @alexamakeupnj it's not over til it's over A post shared by Danielle Staub (@danielle_staub) on May 24, 2017 at 3:41pm PDT It’s time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey to film the finale. I hear there are a lot of people on the outs. A LOT went down […]

I was wondering if Teresa would still be allowed to leave the country after all of her issues with her probation officer. Well wonder no more. Teresa, Melissa, Danielle, Margaret,Siggy and Dolores are are filming in Milan today. They spent part of the day today at the Duomo Cathedral.

EDIT: There are no changes to the story below. HOWEVER in sorting through the various versions of events, I initially mistitled this piece to indicate that Danielle was throwing/pushing the chair at Kim D. As the story below explains Kim D. appears to have defended herself from Danielle with a chair. There were a lot […]

The Posche Fashion Show is just getting underway at the Waterside Restaurant. If you open your window, you can probably hear the catfights from your house. It looks like Teresa and Melissa are still presenting a united front this season. And they seem to have the exact same hair. Dolores and Siggy are walking in […]

I don’t really know what is going on with RHONJ filming. So I am saying that upfront. I am a bit confused about a few things though. The last filming update I did for RHONJ was here. That was three weeks ago and everyone including Danielle Staub and the new girl Margaret Joseph was filming […]

While watching Masterchef Junior with one eye and prepping for #60DaysIn with my other eye, I kept feeling like I had one more story from my email box to do today. I am swamped with emails, but I scrolled around looking for what it could be, and finally found the email from a reader […]

The last twelve hours or so have been pure hell. Something happened with the Internet as I was typing my RHOA recap and pictures would not upload and things were disappearing and going wonky and it took over two hours to get the recap together and then the Internet connection disappeared entirely. This morning […]

Due to all sort of technical issues RHOA took two hours to recap tonight so I am going to make this short and sweet if at all possible. I can’t believe these idiots have anything new to argue about. Andy starts off saying this season they brought in two new housewives, brought a veteran […]

We start tonight with everyone headed to the final all cast fashion show. Dolores is not among the group of women pissed off at Jacqueline. Jacqueline feels like Dolores set her up to make it look like she didn’t go to her ladies night at the event. It seems that the event that started […]

I wasn’t even going to recap this today but I thought I should at least give you a bit of what sort of irked me about the whole thing. I’ve already deleted the show so I’ll just hit the highlights. First of all Wendy and Siggy are quite fond of each other. I would […]

Today is Teresa and Joe’s 17th wedding anniversary and Teresa’s Instagram has at least two arrangements “sent by Joe” amongst the photo of her mother in a fur and a gold watch and Gabriella’s 12th birthday party. But on this episode, Melissa and Joe stop by the house that crime built with tons of Chinese […]

It’s four days before we ship Joe off to fat camp never to be seen again, and he and Teresa are taking the girls to a bakery to make their own cupcakes. Why? I’m sure Milania could teach Teresa how to make cupcakes at home in their own kitchen. Teresa lies her usual lies […]

Today I was sent a bunch of court documents regarding Dolores’s husband Frank. I’m too groggy to read it all but apparently he was in some trouble as a real estate lawyer. And some previous criminal charges that had no jail time involved. I am going to speed through this recap because I want to […]

This is the RHONJ episode is where things all go insane in Vermont. This is when the incident where Robyn and Christina lose their housewife position. I think it was technically Robyn’s housewife slot at the time. Things with Robyn get so “violent,” at least it was reported that way, that the lesbian couple […]

Tonight on RHONJ we actually get to the Vermont trip. We probably won’t get to the part that gets Robyn kicked off the show, and losing her housewife spot tonight. I imagine this trip will be strung out for three episodes. Because everyone was talking about it right after it happened. It’s a couples trip, but […]

Siggy and Jacqueline meet with Rosie to recap the last episode. Short version, Siggy’s son got his driver’s license (and a new SUV) and Rosie says she was hoping to work things out with Teresa but she doesn’t seem receptive. I am sick of Siggy acting like she knows what she is talking about […]

It’s time to check in the Felons By Bravo and their mob connections. I love how the dude that is going mental outside of Teresa’s book signing party has the random felon graphic under his name. Where ‘s Joe’s felon graphic? Or Teresa’s? Why only give the graphic to this particular felon? Why not […]

After a long, long, long, day of blogging, I am going to pray that this last recap of the night is not as hard as RHOOC was, that episode was just terrifying. I am so glad Vicki and Tamra and everyone else is okay. I have to say I’m a bit shaken just watching all […]

Tonight on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the girls go on a trip to a spa to celebrate Teresa’s first weekend without an ankle monitor. And I suppose we will hear several versions of the big fight between Jac and Teresa. We start with the annoying packing scenes. It drives me bonkers to see how […]

I literally had to force myself to wake up from my coma for this episode of RHONJ. I’m pretty sure it is not going to be worth missing any sleep over, but maybe they will surprised me. Dolores is renovating her house. Wait, no she isn’t Frank her ex husband has completely taken over the […]

It’s time to head back to New Jersey to hang out with our favorite Felons By Bravo. Frankly, we are off to a dull season. Sure Jac is going to stir the pot tonight, but I’m really not interested in anyone else’s storyline yet. I need Dolores and Siggy to deliver, because it doesn’t seem like […]

I had to take a break before blogging this episode. If it were not for Dolores I probably would have just deleted it from my VCR. I cannot STAND Reza. I really can’t. And Andy isn’t much better. We all know that Dolores is on the show tonight just so that Frankie can be […]

It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I’m not really sure what I would like to see on this show. I am not interested in Jacqueline at all. I am already tired of the “Joe doesn’t want Melissa to work” fake storyline. I was trying think of what would make me […]

It’s time for more of The Glamorous Life of Crime starring Teresa Giudice and friends. We start with the perils of having kid that can’t walk to the end of the driveway. Should I insert my stories of walking miles to the bus stop uphill in both directions through mounds of snow here? Teresa clearly […]

I need another day in this weekend! I have been in a weird headspace and my body just feels like it is slogging through mud in order to do anything at all. So this I going to be a slow recap night. It took me three days to get the latest RHOA tea […]

Well the time has finally come for the return of the recently released Felon by Bravo to make her joyous return to the ginormous house built from fraudulent funds. To Teresa it all seems like a bad dream, something horrible that happened to her through no fault of her own. We begin with the car […]