Fat Girl

I saw her drinkin’ beer,
Eatin’ peanuts by the bar,
I was pretty desperate,
And I knew she had a car,
She said her name was Debbie,
She was a friend of Jenny Craig’s,
She had boobs like watermelons,
And breath like rotten eggs.

I know you’re hungry, I could see it in your eyes
Cuz you’re looking at me like I’m a side of fries
I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face (yeah)

I wanna prove to you that my feelings are for real,
So I’m gonna buy you a million Happy Meals,
I want a chunk of that body if only you’ll let me in,
I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double chin (yeah)

Friends keep tellin’ me, I must be goin’ blind,
You got cottage cheese all over your behind (yeah),
Even though some people point and laugh at us,
You can kick their ass because you’re bigger than a bus.

Come here baby, where you goin’?
Yeah, you’re a cow!
C’mere here baby, hey I love you,
I can’t live without you,
I can’t live without you,
C’mere, hey, (whistle) hey,
It’s like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl

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