15 Gendered Products Which Won’t Make Men Look Feminine

Because men are supposed to be masculine and women are supposed to be feminine. Here are 15 ‘masculine’ items which instantly makes men look macho & rugged…

1. Dude stICK

A regular lip balm? What next? Wear sanitary pads? Dude Stick is for designed for men, fully packed with masculinity!

2. MAN CARDS

Being expressive is sooooooo girly! Hence, a MAN CARD! It not only has a mustache to prove how masculine it is but lets you add personal message inside. Shhhh! See, people won’t know that you have feelings.

3. MAN CHOCOLATES

Lemme get this “straight” – A chocolate is 6 inches long & brown in color. Definitely not for masculine men! MASCULINE ALTERNATIVE? MAN CHOCOLATE! Because masculine guys don’t share girlfriends and chocolates.

ANOTHER MASCULINE ALTERNATIVE? YORKE, because it’s NOT for girls. Women, beware.. eating one may prompt growth of a weeny.

4. TOUGH SWABS

Q-TIPS, for men (duh!) These masculine cotton swabs can even bring down enemy’s fortress. Very manly right?

5. BROse

Flowers, are feminine. Hence, rose water/drinks are an absolute no-no for real men.

7. FAIR & HANDSOME

MASCULINE ALTERNATIVE: FAIR & HANDSOME. Now men cannot walk down the streets without getting cast in next Karan Johar film.

8. MEN’S TEA

Why men’s tea? Hey there, men don’t need to give explanations for anything & everything. For the fuck of genderizing products, there you go… MEN’S TEA. Baba Ramdev is making an alternative that can cure even homosexuality.

9. MAN CAN

Did you say BEER? Haha. 2016 says hello! MANCAN is brewed by a tough guy who rides bikes and listens to rock over classical. Fuck yeah! Man can!