Animal-Based Pickup Moves Other than Peacocking

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Animal-Based Pickup Moves Other than Peacocking

By Hallie Cantor

Everyone knows that “peacocking” is a great way to attract potential dates. Here are 12 more seduction strategies inspired by other members of the animal kingdom.
Badgering
Guy taps girl on the shoulder repeatedly to get her attention.
Giraffing
Guy climbs on table and nods down seductively at girl below him.
Fireflying
Guy holds out a DVD of Firefly and makes a “how good was this show?” face at girl.
Worming
Girl does the worm in front of an unimpressed guy.
Chickening
Guy walks up behind girl, then gets nervous and walks away.
Skunking
Girl makes a “what smells?” face. Guy smiles proudly.
Kangarooing
Guy attempts to stuff girl into the pocket of his hoodie.
Porcupining
Guy and girl are laughing together. Girl flirtily stabs guy with a needle.
Lioning
Guy viciously mauls girl.
Vulturing
Different guy hits on bloodied corpse of same girl from Lioning.