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Why is it that so many Star Trek fans like to dress up as Klingons? Klingons are loud, smelly and are in no way related to Patrick Stewart, the World’s Best Human. Is it because most trekkies are already loud and smelly that they find the transition to Klingon pretty easy, or does it have to do with the challenge involved in making one’s forehead look like a craggly mess? I’m here to say, officially, that Klingons are boring. “We like to fight.” Great, yeah. We’re in the future now, guys, there’s a lot more to do. The only good Klingon was Worf, and 80% of that has to do with his proximity to Patrick Stewart. Do trekkies ever dress up like Data? I realize he’s not a race of people nor does he have his own language, but he’s way cooler. He is a robot.

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