Sunday, December 18, 2005

TOILET PUCK is a tiny disinfectant toilet puck. He was brought to life by the gamma radiation from the UNINTELLIGIBLE HUNK'S diarrhea. He is in charge of the super hero washrooms, keeping the peace between the larger than life super heroes with super egos.

Q- "You can't fly. You have no super strength. You don't shoot laser beams or have super speed. So... what exactly ARE your super powers?"

A- "I'm a living, breathing, animated toilet puck. What more do you want?"

This is another Super Hero from my the TOILET PUCK universe. He is SCAR MAN. Here is a Q & A with this dark demented vigilante.

Q- "Why the name ScarMan? Is there some horrible incident from your past that left a hideous scar on your body or face? Is that why you wear that mask and that costume, to hide your scar?"A- "No. Theye're emotional scars."

CHAMP is a former pro wrestler. Since retiring from the wrestling world, he has continued battling evil doers outside the ring as a Super Hero. He is just one of many super hero characters in this project. I will post some of the others too. Here is a little Question & Answer with CHAMP.

Q-"What is the best part about leaving wrstling and becoming a full fledged super hero?"

A-"I was always a hero to the kids as the WorldvHeavyweightChamp, except now I get to write my OWN one liners!"

PEE BRAIN is a clone of SUPER STUD. He was created by THE EVIL BRAIN TEASER using DNA from the urine of SUPER STUD. PEE BRAIN was supposed to be an evil creation. Instead, he is just....well, a pee brain.

Q- "So you turned out to be the opposite of Super Stud? He is handsome, you are ugly. He is intelligent and articulate, you are dumb and incoherent. He is sexy, you are revolting. He is right handed, you are left handed. He like blondes, you like...breakfast cereals."