Cardinals Fan Went NSFW Streaking Tonight In St. Louis [PHOTO]

Tonight’s 7th inning at Busch Stadium was quite the party for Naked Streaker Guy who, as you can see, went on an epic NSFW run around a usually docile ballpark when it comes to bare ass. According to ‏@tweetldee, streaker dude made it all the way around the outfield before these huge bros jumped on his bare ass.

Look, if you’re going streaking, why not blast the balls right in Skip Schumaker’s face?