Just ran across some funnies…

You find yourself trimming your fingernails with the pruning shears.
Your neighbors always recognize you because of your pajamas, coffee mug, rubber clogs, and shovel.
You find yourself feeling the leaves, flowers, and trunks of trees no matter where you are. (even if it's a funeral)
Your neighbors usually get to see your backside up in the air. (from pulling weeds and deadheading.)
You keep a shovel in your car for that chance that you might come upon an abandoned lot or a flower you want on the side of the road.
Your flower beds are cleaned up but your house is dusty.
You take an old toilet bowl, wheelbarrow, or tires and make them into planters.
You are sitting outside the ice cream parlor and end up dead heading all their out door flowers.
Everything has planter potential, especially books.
Every trip to the salvation army/thrift is spent looking for little ceramic figures and garden decorations.
You are covered in thorn scratches.
There's a permanent half moon tan across your lower back.
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That's just a few. What else can we come up with from our little community?
Happy Gardening
Dovey