kickass song for religion class

OK, heres the deal we have this religion project, and were supposed to partner up, and share a talent with the class and this is worth 20% of our final mark.Now im barly passing religion as it is with a 54% and i need a good song , that sounds sweet, has 2 guitars and is acceptibal for religion class

Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar ... it'll bring out the wannabe stripper in your female classmates AND you can then point out the evils of sex, rock music, and girls wearing low-rise jeans or short skirts.

ok real answer first then fun answers. Real answer: try some POD and write a second guitar part, or have your friend play the bass! Since they are technically classified as cristian rock, it should work!!

Fun Answers (bands and general): Metallica!! Anything with the word Hell in it (My person favorite would be Cowboys From Hell by Pantera), Anything with any sort of profanity in it (you can go nust with this lol), any Rage Against the Machine, OZZY!!!

Fun Answers (songs): Paradise City- GNR, Cowboys from Hell- Pantera, Born of a Broken Man- Rage Against the Machine, Jermey- Pearl Jam, Crazy Train- Ozzy Osbourne. Do those and you should do great (jk)

Edit: I'm putting this in for my own protection. Any of the fun answers will fail you. Specific answers like Born of a Broken Man will also probably get you suspended or expelled (Especially Born of a Broken Man because it refers to Jesus as a Rapist).

THOUSAND FOOT KRUTCH!!! you gotta try it! Only if you like Rock. There first album is Rap Metal, the next two are just rock. Also try third Day, They have great Christian songs. Oh, by the way, religion class sucks! usaully the teachers are athiests, or Morman, Or Bhudists, so whats the point??

So all of you better be right with God, unless you wanna get 666 written all over you and spend eternity in the most painful slum you could emagine, with Demons crawlin around. Let's just say im not going too be there, and i'm glad. Because somone named Jesus saved me.

astrojack- don't do it again. Use the edit button or expect a warning.

And RHCP isn't a bad influence. People who recommend marshall MG amps are.

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