Monday, 16 February 2009

Jukebox Monday

I'm taking a blogging break this week. I have books and blogs to read, and some 'people with extremely good taste' to check out; so I will be lurking in your bushes and trying to de-tangle it all.And as they say, [who are 'they' btw? I've often wondered] you should always quit whilst you're ahead...

Oh you're just doing a Mrs P now aren't you? Peeping through the curtains to see if anyone's marching up the street protesting your absence. Well do me a favour while you're out - go and lurk at McChe's place a bit and tell him to get off my bloody 'puter or else I won't be able to post anything next weekend either. This weekend's effort was not up to my usual standard as I only had half an hour to think it up.

Mr XL: I will be leaving a trail of discarded M&S undies [with reinforced cotton gussets], biscuit crumbs, globules of creme egg and I will be closely followed by someone wielding a Dyson crevice attachment so that I'm not lonely.

MJ: Indeed, I may affix a small bustle in my undergarments, just so that I have something to sit on whilst looking at the nekkid men on Infomaniac.

Ooooh what a spangley you tube . I have met the three degrees on a number of occasions , they used to stay at the hotel I worked in , very nice ladies.Be careful if your lurking in my bushes they are very spiney

Mrs P: Eggbound and developing bloggers bottom... I'll do a DIY with the colonic, with a bit of hosepipe [I have high water pressure] and then I'll run around for a bit. I'll be fine.Love you too SBxxxxxx

Kev: I am credit crunched so it'll have to be Nescafe... but I'll do my best to startle the neighbours.

We once owned a house that some friends rented from us (yes, before I became single again I used to be a capitalist pig).

Whenever we visited them, I took some white gloves (motorcycling silk inners, actually) and made a point of wiping the tops of doors to check they were clean. I felt it was the least I could do as their landlord.

Dave: But you turned your back on all this nonsense, and carved out a new life for yourself. You saw the error of your ways... and so began the digging... You're burying your ill-gotten gains, aren't you?Sx