The new issue of Time (the one that offsets the Imus Imus Imus coverage with a big "Black people: Why don't they play baseball anymore?" package) is probably worth your while—there's a really good James Poniewozik thinkpiece on, uh, Imus—but you will particularly enjoy the Joel Stein profile of Adam Brody, especially if you're one of those people in their twenties and thirties who think Joel Stein is "a god." (Richard Stengel, youso have your finger on the pulse!)

If Adam Brody had been around 20 years ago, I would have done a lot better with girls. Here's a guy doing the same nerdy, sarcastic, obscure-reference-laced Jewy thing, only instead of it just impressing friend's moms, as mine did, it puts him in PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive issue and makes him the first boy ever on the cover of Elle Girl.

We're gonna go ahead and suggest that maybe it wasn't the lack of an Adam Brody type in the pop culture firmament that kept the girls away. Maybe it was more of that whole "I am such a self-centered prick that I cannot even start a story about a teen heartthrob without making it all about myself" thing. But that's just a guess. It could have been the revolting hair. —balk