Which body do you want?

New WAG on the block Carly has set the tone for the seasons most wanted muscles. Susie Whalley shows you how to shape up

Rumour has it there’s a rift in the England WAGs camp, and it comes down to this: Joe Cole’s girlfriend, Carly Zucker, has apparently branded the ever-diminishing Victoria Beckham, hitherto queen bee among the WAGs, “emaciated”. Posh, meanwhile, is said to have retorted that Zucker’s trim and toned physique is, in fact, “beefy and masculine”. It’s that age-old female battle of the body types — and, in our book, Zucker is winning.

While Posh’s scrawny, childlike frame becomes more and more unappealing with each passing outfit, Zucker, a fitness instructor who exercises daily, has the kind of toned shapeliness you’d be happy for your daughter to aspire to.

Shunning the bulging Madonna bicep and the rippling six-pack, Zucker is a composite of all of this season’s most wanted muscles, from the Aniston arm to the Kate Moss thigh. Fancy her body yourself? Here’s how to shape up.