I know this is in jest. But I just want to give a serious response to this for the moment. He is currently worth about $100 billion and has given away $50 billion to charitable causes and very universal human beneficial ones (not bullshit political ones that just line the pockets of the wealthy) like Malaria cures and other things that are meaningful at an inherent level.

So a true philanthropist in every sense of the word. If I could somehow play any kind of role in his charitable organization I would. I believe in their mission 100%. But instead I'm stuck as a manager doing regular business stuff with no philanthropic angle.