This Week in Sex: US Airways &amp; Sticky Sex

GONE FISHIN’ Anglers might want to add one of these to their tacklebox: a sex toy was pulled from the stomach of a cod in Norway this week. Bjørn Frilund, the fisherman who caught the cod, speculated, “There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship.” The fisherman guessed that the cod confused the vibrator for a kind of multicolored octopus native to Norway that fish like to eat. All we can say is if we saw an octopus that looked like a dildo (or eight) swimming toward us, we’d never get back in the ocean again. Read the full story on Gawker.com.A STICKY SITUATION

TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER never fails to disappoint. In this installment a hapless couple learns the reason why you should never drip scalding sugary foods on your lover’s body during sex (or any other time): the sticky substances can lead to third-degree burns! The video below is technically safe for work but not for the faint of heart. Melted gummy bears do not make for a fun sexy experience. Stick to quick-cooling candle wax next time!

MILE HIGH CLUB

US Airways made the news this week when it tweeted an extremely graphic photo of a woman who found a new way to have airplane sex while still on the ground at a customer who sent a routine tweet about a flight delay. The airline’s social media took about an hour to notice and delete the offending content, but the damage was done and the Internet never forgets. It turns out that someone tweeted the image at US Airways and when they flagged it as inappropriate somehow the image URL was copied and pasted into their next tweet. Read all the tweets at BuzzFeed.com.SO GOOD IT’S ILLEGAL

An unlucky man in Italy was sentenced to six months in jail for having sex too loudly. Neighbors in the 42-year-old man’s building complained of loud “screams and moans” (his girlfriend’s) and took issue with the effect his lovemaking had on “the building’s decorum.” They eventually brought a civil suit against him which culminated in his being tried for stalking (we don’t follow this logic either) and the judge sided with the neighbors, in spite of the man’s attempts to persuade the court that it isn’t his fault he’s “too good at sex.” Read the full story on Newser.com.NATURE LOVERS

We’re finding new ways to go green in our everyday lives, so why not in the bedroom? Ecosex is a new trend to make our sex lives more sustainable and environmentally friendly. Many of us never consider the carbon footprint of our condoms, sex toys, sheets, mattresses or even the candles we burn to set the mood. Some ecosex enthusiasts advocate for choosing more sustainable products for sex and romance, while others take it a step further: the “Ecosex Manifesto” states “We caress rocks, are pleasured by waterfalls, and admire the Earth’s curves often. We make love with the Earth through our senses.” It takes all kinds to make (love to) a world! Read more about ecosex on PsychologyToday.com.