One time while living with some old roomates, I came home at 7am and found a couple of cans of paint. Let's just say ol' Sleep Dep. (I just super deuched that one) gave me the feeling that I can paint a mural with about 4 cups of home-depot interior paint spared from our initial move in.

I think I even said "Perfecto" before I rolled a joint and went to bed (3 hours later).

To be young, right?

I wonder what goes on in a body at this point. Like, why do I feel heavy and sticky for no reason.

I'm sure someone is saying "because you're fat" right now.

That's besides the point.

BOOM, Top Ten Things That Happen When You Get No Sleep:

10. You feel Heavy - I don't know why this happens. I'm thinking it's just your bodies way of acting like a spoiled brat, while the brain is like "dude, c'mon...if I can do it, so can you". I mean, the brain should say something a little better than that though, right? It is the brain. Alright, so lets just say he says something like "You're acting as inferior as you are" and makes a noise like "ghhaak" in disgust.

9. You feel sticky - If this only happens to me, I'm a little embarassed. More upset though. It's a bad feeling. This has to come from the fact that my body is working extra hard to find a great comeback for the brain without sounding like an idiot. Like, "oh yeah man, well...you look like macaroni that was in a fridge overnight".