German families to heat homes using hot air from Donald Trump

German families are to use the hot air that emanates from Donald Trump to heat their homes.

The news was broken by the German Government this afternoon following a successful meeting where POTATUS offered to send even more hot air Germany’s way.

One spokesman said, “We’ve been looking for an alternative to Russian gas for a few years now. Western Germany is fine because we can import energy from France but the east and southern Germany is a bit trickier. In the past we’ve used Russian gas but now we have a never ending source of hot air coming over the Atlantic Ocean. What’s more, it’s a never ending source and it’s renewable.”

A German energy specialist said, “A few years ago we decided to curry favour with the environmental parties by closing loads of coal and nuclear power stations. That did mean we needed a way of generating electricity. We can import a load from France that’s generated by coal and nuclear power but the east is the issue.”

POTATUS chose to mark the new arrangement by giving German politicians a 4 hour rambling speech about how he was the greatest German who ever lived. Way better than Hitler.

It’s understood that if the move should be successful POTATUS could supply other European nations with hot air. One Hungarian minister told us, “Imagine how much hot air will be generated when he goes for a second term? We could power ourselves long enough to be able to crack nuclear fusion.”