My son just realized today he was missing his pet fish that died 2 months ago. He was crying on and off for 2 hours about the fish that we had to force him to feed. Damn it I have to buy another F#$KING Fish to make him happy.

Tell him you will do it next week... By the time next week comes he will forget.. Then tell him you will do it when you get into your new house... by the time you get to the new house he will be like "I used to have a fish?!?!?" I think you can get away without a fish... I think...

Its a man thing. I think it is a part of male DNA to wear Fugly shirts at least 5 out of 7 days in a week. Except it doesn't really kick in until you are about 16-17....cuz that is USUALLY when your mom stops buying your clothes. Then when you get married your wife will start to SLOWLY wean them out of your wordrobe...It got a hole and had to get thrown away...the washer ate it...I accidentally grabbed that instead of a rag to mop up the spaghetti that splattered everywhere... Yeah. We do that