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Ladies, be on the lookout for a man on a bike riding up and slapping women’s asses at ASU. When I related this story (which, at the time, had not yet escalated to breast grabbing) to my parents, my dad surprised me with a casual, “Oh, we used to do that. We’d ride up in my friend Warren’s jeep, reach out and tap a girl’s butt.” Seeing the looks my mom and I were giving him, he quickly amended his story: “We only did it once or twice.”