April 12, 2009

happy easteri love easter it s so hopefuland the food isn t badmom and dad here at the houseare having some friends overfor easter dinner yay crumbsand maybe lots of other goodies if momis sloppy as usual i adore hollandaise sauceone of mom s good friends who s comingis jewish and her husband is oirishfrom the old sod plus there are themexican chinese jewish polish coupleand remember mom is french sowelcome to cambridgewhich is identity enough for all the kidswho happily say grace over dinnerand love to hunt easter eggswhile i m under the fridge waitingfor hollandaise sauce from heavenhoping they don t decide to looktoo carefully for those eggs

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I've had to store the Easter chocolate in Tupperware. Sorry, man, but the dachschund ruined it for everyone. We noticed an empty bit of colorful foil on the couch, and a bit of that green stringy plastic that lines Easter baskets. Oh, nightmare.

Fortunately, we learned a trick way back when he grabbed and ate the string off a pork roast. For a little dog, take 1 teaspoon of Peroxide and pour it down his pointy little snout. Voila. Less than five minutes later, 1 egg, 1 chocolate bunny and something marshmallowey was returned, on the floor. No little green string so it looks like he didn't eat that, thank goodness.

Got an SMS that his cousin was found face first in the carrot cake, at another Easter feast.

Hi Cockroach. Beth, glad to hear your little dachsie threw it up. Peroxide did the trick for Holly too the day she snuck into the neighbor's housekeeper's van and ate twenty-four count them (24) chocolate buckeye candies. And when I say "count them," I mean I counted them. All 24 of them.

Jeez, Meade. I looked up those candies and 24 would be about 11 ounces! Holy cow. I'm putting a bottle of Peroxide in our pet evacuation kit right now.

Happy Easter, all. Between Trooper lighting a candle for me, and the liberal, cloistered Poor Clares down the street saying a novena for us (buy a Christmas ornament, and you're on the novena list for life), we're having a blessed day in this house.

Easter must be a great time for roaches. All that food and a messy kitchen, Nirvana. Hope you get a peep and maybe some egg splatter to munch on. Hope you like Easter ham or is it goose in your house?All creatures great and small...enjoy RLB

You know Beth when I lit the candle for you and said a prayer everything was cool. But when I lit the candle for Rev the statue actually moved and turned away. Now it might have just been a really big truck passing by outside or maybe not. Do you think it means anything?

hey kentuckylizsounds fun but i m a little suspiciousi mean i ve heard of goodies like that left out as

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oh the evil chemical weapons industrybut i hope you re not a person who woulddo such a thing are you...well tommy who s the boy whose computer i usehelped me open your old blogswhich haven t been updated in a yeartoo badand they re really interestingfirst off i hope you re doing okspeaking of chemical weapons ouchand you re still rowing etcyou know sometimes i see the havahad girlsrowing up the charles but my eyesaren't too good so they may be fromb c that s boston college not little memaybe tufts toobut my eyes are good enough to see yourprofile pic which if it s really youall i can say is hubba hubba i ll be right overyou know that one of the reasons i m a cockroach this time around is thati was a real lech in my last life for which i ampaying the price so maybe i shouldn t thinkthose thoughts when i see the babe in the picand i ll be reincarnated as a cow next time.