The Anglo Saxon Chronicle

Originally compiled on the orders of King Alfred the Great, approximately A.D. 890, and subsequently maintained and added to by generations of anonymous scribes. The original language was Anglo-Saxon (Old English), but these later entries are essentially Estuary English in tone. You could say, this is an EU "Withdrawalist, Libertarian and generally reactionary blog. Regular, but amateurish"(if often a tad infantile).

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

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Imoral compass

The Labour Party will keep voters in the dark about the government’s true spending plans for the next parliament. The chancellor has abandoned plans for a comprehensive spending review, which should have been held this year. The scrapping of the spending review means the public will have no idea of what Labour’s plans would mean for public services if the party were re-elected.

The Labour government have turned out to be liars and incompetents. All the talk of 'moral compass's', and 'values' mean nothing. ...

Monday, June 29, 2009

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Building Brown's Future

The shelves of Whitehall groan under the weight of policy reviews which have been discarded and plans never enacted. Today, Gordon Brown is to launch his a new policy blueprint, Building Britain's Future, which will be added to their number.

Crash Gordon's main hope is that economic growth will see his political recovery. The upshot, however, is that the country is now in a severe fiscal crisis, the severity of which seems, from his public utterances, to have eluded him. In 2010 British public sector borrowing will reach £175 billion and we are in a fiscal hole that the Institute for Fiscal Studies has said is worse than the late 1970s.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

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Give A Little Whistle

Last week the prime minister was caught lying, he had told the House of Commons that infrastructure spending by the government would rise until the Olympics and only then fall back.

The truth, as pointed out by David Cameron from the Treasury’s own documents, is that such spending will peak this year and then fall each year, halving by 2013. The prime minister was dishonest and there is going to be a lot more of that over the next 12 months.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling has successfully fought off an attempt by the prime minister to move him aside and he should use his new-found independence to be straight with voters. The public sector is bloated and inefficient. Voters are seeing cuts in the private sector and expect the state to trim its spending, too.

The chancellor should force other ministers to abandon the nonsense of “investment versus cuts” and have the courage to engage in honest debate. If Labour believes it can manage public services better through an era of fiscal austerity, it should make that case. Its current position is dishonest and untenable..

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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One rule for them and another for us

The government has published plans that could see MPs who flout expenses rules jailed for up to a year.

Fiddling expenses is fraud and theft. Why are MP's going to legislate a separate law which limits them to 1 Year in prison.

Theft as defind by the Theft act 1968 is:A person is guilty of theft if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it; and ‘theft’ and ‘steal’shall be construed accordingly.

A person guilty of theft shall on conviction on indictment be liable to imprisonment for aterm not exceeding seven years.

The Bastards should be subject to the following like us the great unwashed

10/- shillings

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Nearer to Brugge than Zeebrugge

Having just discovered a free wifi link in Belgium, I can now report that I am presently sitting on the banks of the Brugge-Zeebrugge canal. I have my PC, a fishing rod and I am sipping at interesting 'Grimbergen' girlie beer.

As one does when fishing when one is alone in a strange country, I have pondered upon English political history.

For those that don't know about history ..... Here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the forests during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter..

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Socialists,

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminium drinking dispenser were invented yet, so while early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed..

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and who were less skilled in hunting learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and carying, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Labour movement..

Some of these socialist men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy Labour achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolised by the ‘tree of life’. Socialists are symbolized by the ‘girlie-rose’.

Modern Socialists like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water.. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard Socialist fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note:.....most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury lawyers, journalists, dreamers in 'Britain's Got Talent' and group therapists are Socialists. Socialists invented the off-side rule because it wasn't fair to take advantage of aforethought.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, i.e. real ale. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, lorry drivers, forestry workers, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, nurses, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Socialists produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Socialists believe Europeans are more enlightened than Englishmen. That is why most of the UK Socialists want to be in Europe when most european Conservatives are coming to England.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

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How to satisfy a Barnsley Man

Generally speaking I am not homophobic but I really fear the Lord Mandelson. This raving puff is going to stiff us all, unless we take positive action and stiff him first.

If you understand that a constitutional government is rule by office-holders and that they rule citizens who are their equals, citizens who have a voice in electing them and a voice in the government which they administer, you see that constitutional government is government of, by, and for citizens. Such government is a government of free men and equals who rule and are ruled in turn. It is quite different from despotic government, in which those who are ruled have no voice in their own affairs. They are not ruled as equals, but by a "superior" man who rules them as "inferiors" even if he rules them benevolently and takes care of them.

Mandelson is not working in your or this Governments interest

When Mandelson became an unelcted commissioner of the European Union he swore a Solemn undertaking before the European Court of Justice, as follows:

“ Having been appointed as a member of the Commission of the European Communities by the Council of the European Union, after the vote of approval by the European Parliament, I do solemnly undertake: to be completely independent in the performance of my duties, in the general interest of the Communities; in the performance of these duties, neither to seek nor to take instructions from any government or from any other body; to refrain from any action incompatible with my duties.I formally note the undertaking of each Member State to respect this principle and not to seek to influence members of the Commission in the performance of their tasks.

I further undertake to respect, both during and after my term of office, the obligations arising therefrom and in particular, the duty to behave with integrity and discretion as regards the acceptance after I have ceased to hold office of certain appointments or benefits.

Men of Barnsley, it's a Saturday night; it's backs against the wall stiff him befor he stiffs you.

Percentage game two

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

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The percentage game

I am me, that's right; I am 100% me. My vote for whatever party when given is 100%. So....100% of voters who voted for whatever party last Thursday were 100% convinced they voted with the courage of their conviction.

It is true that 100% of voters didn't agree with each other, but all those that did vote equals 100%.

I am 100% sure that if you disagree with the above then you are 100% wrong.Discuss

Monday, June 08, 2009

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I've Got Plenty Of Nothing

In all honesty, any gathering of the Parliamentary Labour Party, the PLP, is often a bit of a let-down.

What happens is, on days of high drama, journalists congregate outside the room in the committee corridor of the House of Commons where the meeting takes place and wait with bated breath for the sound of raised voices and breaking furniture.

Nine times out of ten, the journalists are bitterly disappointed. The only voices they hear are those laughing sycophantically at the leader's jokes. The fixtures and fittings are only in danger of being damaged from over-enthusiastic expressions of support for the party line.

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The Fuehrer Oath

A Minister of State at the Department of the Environment, Jane Kennedy, has resigned from the government, as the Prime Minister continues his reshuffle. She was asked for a pledge of loyalty and refused to give it.

"I swear by almighty God this sacred oath:I will render unconditional obedienceto the Fuehrer of the Labour Party, Gordon Brown,Supreme Commander of the Party,and, as a brave foot soldier,I will be ready at any timeto stake my life for this oath."