Its Elemental, Dear WatsonI wish Kurt Cobain could have had a happy marriage, never given up finding his odd little treasures, and of course I do not think that vandalism is beautiful, nor is a rock in any face - unless its a piercing of your own choice.
MAKE TIME FOR quiet momets
as God
WHISPERS
and the world is loud
Yes, the world is loud, and so am I - at times. It makes me happy to sing and chortle and pfffft and rhyme in all sorts of various ranges and pitches. But I can be quiet, very quiet indeed - especially if I am aware that the people around me are acting in ways to guide me to a quiet place. I am always aware of unusual behaviors, and I try to reward those efforts, so long as no harm is done to me or others - but I do what I think is best as I give the gift to them.
Recently it seemed to me that others wished for me to sleep, at least for 15 minutes. But while I was in that quiet moment of their desire, I did what I desired. I prayed for the pain that was evident in the sounds of an old wom

Friendship IsPeople come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or lea

Not Always Right | Military Intelligence Part 1USMC (troubleshooter for f-18 jets) | MCAS Miramar, San Diego, CA, USA
Me: “Okay sir, can you hear me?”
Pilot: “Loud and clear. Okay, I have a problem with my radar…it won’t test and nothing is coming up in the O-F-F position.”
Me: “Well, sir, turn it to the O-N position and let me know how things work out.”

Not Always Right | Please See The "time Travel" SectionBookstore | Tacoma, WA
Customer: “Do you have a picture book of dinosaurs?”
Me: “Sure.”
(We walk to the dinosaur books and I show him many books with various sketches and paintings of dinosaurs)
Customer: “No, not pictures…PHOTOGRAPHS. Photos of dinosaurs, please. Where are those?”

Not Always Right | Oh, Crystal MethPublic Library | Alabama, USA
Click here to view the comic version of this quote!
(This happens while I'm checking out another patron's books.)
Library patron, screaming and pointing at me, elbowing other patron out of the way: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP OFF THE STOVE???"
Me: "Um, I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm helping someone right now...."
Library patron: "You let it get all FATTY on the top!!!"
Me: "...I'm sorry?"
(Library patron begins to cry.)
Me: "Why are you crying?"
Library patron: "I don't know, cuz dads are microwaving their kids and sh*t!"
Me: ...

People Like Me..Only love it when it rains for the huge puddles that form into lakes on the side of the road,make an evil face while giggling too self and haul ass thru em too create a wave that I promise doesn't come into contact with other cars or people walking..swear.
Still finger paint.
Will player a game,lets say street fighter..that might lose 5 times in a row but is on cloud 9 when finally get a win in,jumps on the bed and does a touch down dance for 10 minutes.
Have too draw on everything,be it recipts..old void cheques..anything that is in arms reach.
Still play hide and go seek.
Suck at most card games,but rocks at go fish.
tucks her feet into her blanket at night,due too fear of the monster under the bed.
Still sits like an Indian on the floor whenever possible.
Still watches saturday morning cartoons.
thinks pop tarts are nassy.
Have too finish everything I start, I cant put it down or walk away from something..then come back too it,its just not gonna happen.
Dont believe in pa

My First Involvement In An Art Museum! This Thursday!"Off The Wall" art fundraiser/exhibit @ the Riverside Art Museum.
a local artist exhibition to expose local community artists and give us all a chance to meet greet and even sell artwork.
another great advancement of my slowly climbing art carreer.
its awesome to know im part of a museum's exhibition...with no schooling, no portfolio or people to "know"...just being an artist is what is asked for.
i never thought i would be able to display and/or sell my artwork at an Art museum...but i was proved wrong.
its happening.
a great morale booster and proof that if you stick to your guns or cans haha...eventually it will be noticed i aint bullshittin about being an artist.
its exciting and nerve wracking at the same time.
yet knowing there will be wine and cheese served among my infections and other artists's work gives me a great devious feeling as a "lowbrow" artist and DIY underground artist.
has the times changed?
do people want to see original art instead of remakes and tradit

Fort Hood ShootingTwelve shot dead at US army base
Lt Gen Bob Cone speaks to reporters about the shooting
Twelve people have been killed and 31 injured in a shooting at the Fort Hood military base in Texas, the commander there has said.
Lt Gen Bob Cone said one shooter had been killed in the incident and two suspects arrested. All were American soldiers. The base is locked down.
Lt Gen Cone said the motive for the shooting was not known. One of the dead was a policeman, others were soldiers.
President Barack Obama described it as "a horrific outburst of violence".
The army has named the gunman as Major Malik Nadal Hasan. He was reportedly due to be sent on a mission to Iraq.
Speaking at a press conference in Washington, President Obama said: "It is difficult enough when we lose these brave men and women abroad, but it is horrifying that they should come under fire at an army base on US soil."
FORT HOOD
Largest US base in the world
Home to about 40,000 personnel
B

My First Ever...look, Bid And/or Pass Along :)Click on image to bid She's sexy, she's fun and she's up for auction. With what she's offerin how can you pass this up? It's her first auction so let's show her some love This message approved by Johnny Chimpo (repost of original by 'Johnny Chimpo' on '2009-11-08 15:37:22')

Alone.....Without expectation or devotionI live this life of hate, aloneI am left with no emotionand I feel like letting go...I cry for someone to save me,but you are not there...I need someone to love me.you are never there.

No Parades, No Cheering Crowds, Just BeliefI saw the footage from Vietnam, streaming in to my home when I was a child. There were no parades, no cheering crowds - there were lots of people who could not walk on their own, being helped to safety by others willing to take the added weight and increase their own risk.
If the television networks would have covered all the wars, from the Revolutionary war to the war to end racism, sexism, ageism, and preserve the virtues that will ultimately make our society healthy - we would see that same scene. Many wounded people with others helping them move towards healing.
I once asked a q

My Horse Is Amazinglook at my horse, my horse is amazing. give it a lick. mmm it tastes just like raisins. by the stroke of its mane it turns into a plane, then it turns back again when you tug on its winkie. ooh thats dirty. doo ya think so, well i better not show you where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade. sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade. get on my horse ill take you round the universe and all the other places too. i think youll find that the universe pretty much covers everything. shut up woman get on my horse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak

The Lovers On the moon let night in the shadows she waits for a strong man to show up. She feeds on the week but craves the strong. She watches a man walk in the light; she craves him, hungers for him. He makes her want more then blood. She attacks him stealing more then his blood, she also takes his heart and soul. He is now hers for all time, forever her slave, her lover, and her other half. They are together in this life and the next for all time.
They are and will forever be lovers.

Me Singing - Keeper Of The StarsOk so I need some advice on fixing this before my gram's wedding :) Any advice would be awesome...you will have DL it in order for it to play to Windows Media player :) THANKS!!!
[URL=http://www.zshare.net/download/6852481288dcc0ce/]KeeperoftheStars.wma[/URL]

Someone Please Give AdviceI love someone so dearly and i want to be back with them and it just seems to me they dont want a thing to do with me and that they are hiding everything from me and when i get this feeling im usually right about my predictions and all i really want to know is why they are acting like a complete ass to me now and shit like that and when i have the time they make it a point not to have the time and im just so pissed and flustered anyone got any advice on this issue cuz im at a lost i have told everyhthing out and im just standing here ready to run out and play with cars on the road to get rid of this pain i feel i wish they would actually tell me what the hell is going on cuz im about to give everything up for them and all i want is to be happy with them but it just doesnt seem like they want the same

Some Thoughts On My LifeShit gets personal, are you ready?okCoke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium... HOW MANY HAVE YOU DONE? none of the above :D BE HONEST HOW HAS YOUR HEART BEEN LATELY?covered with mud beaten and torn trying to rise aboveDOES ANYONE LIKE YOU AT THE MOMENT?i dont know by which you mean like as in relationship wise or like as in just like i'm liked all aroundbut i sure hope someone out there would understand where i'm coming from for onceinstead of trying to mess me over..WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER LIVING WITH ANYONE ON YOUR TOP FRIENDS?i already have hell my top friends are my friends i have known the longest and bands that i do like to listen too alot... people i support people that have met me and bands that have made songs that really have touched my soul... WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T CARE DO YOU MEAN IT?not always i do let you know when i do mean it. but usually i'm the person the only person that truly actully honestly gives a damn... only time i would say i don't care

Mr Pigeon Go Away
I haven't had a decent lie in since London. Honestly you would think I had a proper job or something, having to get up early and be places is the very reason I became a comedian. I do nowt!
This morning I had to get up and go see the specialist about my 'bowel' issue suffice to say I am getting a colonoscopy quite soon which I am sure is sexual to a few hard nosed politicians yet evil to me.
I have NEVER found excitement in shoving things up my back bottom, seriously -its exit only- and those folk who shove hamsters and lava lamps up theirs need executed or put in a special ward. Ok that might have sounded extreme, but I am having a strange day as a pigeon attacked me as I slept.
Here is the story; my bed is beneath my window, so my pillows are basically where your knees would be if you were hanging out of my top floor windows. I like it that way but sometimes I push the windows open full and birds come up under the eaves, spot the gaping window and do a wee peep in. The

Not Always Right | How About A Chia Pet?Pet Store | San Diego, CA, USA
(I walk up to a customer and her family holding one of our pet store rabbits.)
Me: “So, are you ready to buy that rabbit?”
Customer: “Yeah, I think I’m going to. What do rabbits need?”
Me: “Well, the first thing a rabbit needs is a good home. We have a nice selection of cages start.”
Customer: “I think I’ll just put it in with my guinea pig.”
Me: “Well, that really isn’t a good idea. They should really have separate cages.”
Customer: “Okay, I’ll put the guinea pig somewhere else. What else do rabbits need?”
Me: “Vitamins are good for rabbits, especially younger bunnies who are making their first move–”
Customer: “Can’t I use ferret vitamins?”
Me: “Well, no, because rabbits are herbivores and ferrets are carnivores. They have different nutritional needs.”
Customer, to husband: “I don’t n

Happy Thanksgiving?Well, it's Thanksgiving time again. What am I thankful for? Whole bunch of things that would really take too long to list. Let me tell you a little story about something I'm NOT thankful for...
Last night, while wrapping up my night on the fu and trying to help my mom prepare for cooking the heavenly smelling turkey in the kitchen, everything went to hell. There was a argument between myself and one of my best friends, which is not the main part of my story, but it made me sad nonetheless. I hope we can resolve it soon and I hope we both have a fantastic Thanksgiving. No, my story is really about my family. Well, rather, about one side of my family. About how those closest to you are always the ones that hurt you the most. At least, that's what I had to remind my mom of while she cried on my shoulder.
There are very few of you here on the fu that know what's happening within my family. My brother, who is very intelligent, but can sometimes be the most dumbshit kid in the world, is go

SaviorIt kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgottenwhat the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got themas the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is droppingthrough the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten
there is no reconciliation that will put me in my placeand there is no time like the present to drink these draining secondsbut seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly failing youwalls that we just can't break through until we disappearso tell me nowif this ain't love then how do we get out?cause I don't knowthat's when she said I don't hate you boyI just want to save you while there's still something left to savethat's when I told her I love you girlbut I'm not the answer for the questions that you still have
and the day pressed on like crushing weightsfor no man does it ever waitlike memories of dying daysthat deafen us like hurricanesbathed in flames we held the branduncurled the fingers in your handpressed into the fl

GunnerSeriously man. You're a nice guy deep down,act the part. You dont have to be rude and obnoxious to be liked around here. Even if that was the case,then so be it. I could care less if u rate my pics. My level and my short friends list is that way for a reason FFS! Go ahead and rear your ugly head to me,Ive got nothing to lose but my apathy...Your style is played out.Give up on trolling.You SUCK at it!If you dont want your ass handed to you in a mumm then dont start shit with your superiors.Yes,I said superiors because Emanon has a higher IQ then your entire family combined.In closing...Get the FUCK over yourself.Thank you and please drive thru....=== 'Bishop Lovelace *** AKA*** Gunner' wrote the following at '2009-12-10 09:05:02'..>> oh wait i dont want you backing me up for nothing as a matter of fact please dont come to my rescue and as far as me looking like an ass well thats your opinion they started on me so i only say the truth so if you want take me off your friends list if i rec

Merry ChristmasHave A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
Best Wishes from Janey Godley, her family and the team!

No TitleI walk my daily life
Not being true to me.
A promise I made to one
Is one I must keep.
It isn't I do not love this soul.
It is amazing and sincere.
But I am not myself,
I am not truly here.
I long to be what I am,
And fear I will never be.
Afraid to let it come out,
Scared to search my loyalties.
Obviously it is not my contentment.
That is not my main concern.
So for now I will continue to dream
For the life that I truly yearn.

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the size of Fat Albert's and consider it a job requirement. 4. One big black belt - accessorized for life! 5. There'd be no reason to have your colors done. 6. Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren't. 7. Should people suggest your belly jiggled... that is when you giggled... like a bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with your purse. 8. You'd always work in sensible footwear. 9. There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty 'Ho! Ho! Ho!', would remind everyone who's boss. 10. You wouldn't need an expensive briefcase. 11. No one would dare ask for a ride to work. 12. Never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip showing. 13. No more trips to the vending machine... you'd just snack on milk and cookies all day. 14. You'd never be asked to take an early retirement package. 15. Juggling work and fami

NeverWith lifeall things do and will end.It doesn't cross your mindwhen something new begins.
Eyes blinded by my heartunable to see the pain I will face.My heart gets shattered leaving my soul in disgrace.
My world once happy filled with life the light of the sun.Like being stabbed in the back its all come undone.
I hide in my shadows covering my faces tear stained skin.Begging to whoever created meto put my life to an end.
All lifes heartache pain and miserythats what I feel.Wishing to take my last breathmy heart to stand still.
Till that day comesI will know happiness nomore.Till that day comes never knowing love like I had before.

One Of Those Days!!!I dunno if its cuz of the holiday's or just because I do the same fucking thing every day!, go to work, pay bills, NEVER go on a trip for my self, get the occasional piece of ass what ever!!! I feel like im gonna do something just to shake things up...well I all ready have broken a few dishes balled my eyes out yelled at the top of my lungs!!! but still feel all vented up!! u ever get like that?

Why I Hate Sites Like Fmylife.com SometimesSo many posts go "Today, I was sleeping with my best friend's bf when she caught us. I now no longer have a best friend or a partner. FML."
How about we write it like this instead:
"Today, I was being a stupid skank, got caught, and then got what I deserved. FML."
I mean seriously so many of the stories are "Today, I and then . FML."
Seriously? Some of them I understand completely, fucked up shit happens sometimes that isn't your fault or that your average person wouldn't have forseen (getting laid off the same day your dog dies, for example), but so many stories on there are "well no shit Sherlock" moments.
Anyway, off to lunch... eventually... I think lol. Still waiting for my friend. He's a great guy and one of my best friends but Jesus his sense of time is the worst on the planet.

A Old Mantra Made NewGreetings Neighbors:
2009 is over and I must ask, 'Can I get an amen?'. Yes, if that last statement was any indication, last year sucked 'nougie' flakes for me personally and it showed. I found myself running here and there trying to put distance between myself and the present situation I was in. You see, neighbors, we became another number of the many people who were granted the chance to own a home, but in truth, could not afford it. Therefore, we started 2009 in a rental and to keep things brief, we were never truly happy there. The other low lights of last year are as follows: Not able to spend anytime with my daughter, Tru. Trying to start a business with any knowledge of how to make a profit Taking care of my grown children with no extra income coming in. Moving back into the house left for dead only to leave it behind again Having a disagreement with my family one time too often You get the general idea. 2009 was really not much different from any other year. We all face

What Do You Think Of What Aldous Huxley Is Saying About Beauty Here?“Where beauty is worshipped for beauty's sake as a goddess, independent of and superior to morality and philosophy, the most horrible putrefaction is apt to set in. The lives of the aesthetes are the far from edifying commentary on the religion of beauty.” Aldous Huxley quotes

Can't Catch A Break No HowUn less you have walked in the shoe's of someone who has depression, you have no dam idea what we go through every day.
It's no fun dealing with this on a day to day basis, your always wondering if what your feeling inside is legit or just the way your taking the information.
Just when I thought things were changing and our family was getting on its feel and we didnt have to worry so much about losing our home.
My son Derek once again gets laid off. My heart sank again, worried on how to keep up with the bills, and making sure we have the things in life to sustain us every mth.
We keep asking our selfs, wtf did we do that we are always being beatin down all the time.
Just when we think we are finally taking a step forward, boom there goes that other shoe.
And then, our car falls apart and we need it for hubby to get to work......so there goes my budget and if any of you know how hard it is to catch up ..its a bitch believe me.
Now my son's cat has a lump in her belly that we

SparksMagnificent sparks shower from our hearts as cupid’s blacksmith forges the delicate shimmering chain forever together, hers and mine.
The ringing of his hammer echo’s with the song of our hearts encased with them. The glowing of the fire grants the sacred artisan light to see his creations clearly through the smoke that stings his eyes. Insuring he may stamp his promise into his workmanship.
Taking care not to overlook any cracks from forgotten falls. The heat from massive bellows urging fill the molten metal with warmth that will be felt with each beat. Warming those two souls long held in the cold darkness of solitude and loneliness.
Shielding us from the biting frozen winds from distant long forgotten storms that rendered our souls.
Sweat from his mighty brow hisses as it dances upon a surface white hot with passion, lust, and longing. The sheen of his skin shows the painstaking effort, care, and skill taken, in hopes it will be a masterpiece remembered even by the i

Twice As Hard By Black CrowesClean as a whistle Smellin' like a rose She got no dirty little fingers Bloodshot eyes are gone Tell me I'm wrong Twice as hard As it was the first time I said goodbye And no one ever wanna know Love ain't funny A crime in the wink of an eye Your sister always singing She play the step child A broken little memory Her heart was never kind Tell me I'm blind (repeat chorus) Yeah, bloodshot eyes are gone Tell me I�m wrong (repeat chorus)

Not Always Right | Unlimited Minutes, Limited IntelligenceCall Center | Manchester, UK
Me: “Thank you for calling [Phone Company] how can I help?”
Customer: “I’ve just received my bill and it says I only have 500 SMS to use this month. I’m supposed to have unlimited SMS!”
Me: “You have 500 SMS included with your service. However you have an extra service on your account which gives you unlimited SMS.”
Customer: “But when I call for my balance it says I only have 500 SMS. I want unlimited SMS!”
Me: “When you get your balance it will always tell you that you have 500 SMS. It can’t tell you a number when it’s unlimited.”
Customer: “Well, I want it to tell me how many unlimited texts I have left!”
Me: “Think about what you just said, madam.”
Customer: “Oh…”

Saturday, 22nd, December, 1934Boy, O, Boy, what a dream. Listen have I been seeing things, you are asking me. This morning, got up about 7:30 took Hap to work but he didn’t work. Laid around and argued with Mutt until after 10:00. Than the fire works started, Mutt and me went after a xmas tree, we went out about 4 or 5 miles on highway and then took to high timber. Up one hill and down another, Mud and more mud right through the center of a pine forest, not large enough for sawing but very, very pretty. Well we found the xmas tree and then got lost, I mean we didn’t know straight up. Some people smarter than us told us how to get home. We didn’t mind though because the country was very pretty. That isn’t half of it , if you can imagine, Dallas, Ft. Worth and Sanantonia and part of Houston all together you have an idea of the little village I was in this eve. it is 30 miles from here it isn’t so hillie there as it is here. The streets are narrow, the buildings would disappoint you, bec

Why Must PeopleWhy must people...
Answer a question with another question. And who finally gives in and answers the first question that started the whole conversation to begin with.
So have fun let’s see how far we get....
Do you feel like a challenge?

Torch.How'd I fall for someone with such a small butt?
I'm glad I didn't just say that outloud.The company I'm in, the outline I've drawn.It wouldn't be the best of times.Her sister to my right.My goddess returning to her poised pedastal after a brief quest tothe snacky machine.
It's funny what your mind goes through when you watch someone you desire walk away.I have to imagine its something like what dogs feel when you leave them in the yardwith their favorite bone, and a half-full dish of water.
Are they ever coming back?Do they still love me?Is this because I threw up on the rug?Or do we do this every day?I think we do but-
and she's back.
Somewhere in the effortless hum I missed an entire exchange of girl-talk and snickering commentary.Whose chunky ass is continuing to grow.The perfect combination of parts.Guess who just ate a whole tub of butter-how many licks does it take
I never bothered to mention I spent more time looking at her eyes than her ass...butmaybe it didn't bear ment

Pain By Three Days GracePain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know (I know I know I know I know) That you're woun

ShouldShould i continue to write blogs even after my mumming priveleges are reinstated?

Latinus Horribilis Et SempiternusI don't know if any of you will find this as much of an "Oh God, it's like a train wreck and I can't look away" amusement as I do, but just in case...
Terrible Latin tattoos!
And hey, even if you can't appreciate the awful Latin, go look at the ugly tattoos! Just look at 'em!

[it Takes A Brave Man To Be As Awesome As Me.]Now who wants to fuck in the back of my van?...I do not have a van.Damn it.
Alrightwe can salvage this...
uh.
Look, what I'll do for you, is spin this record, and pretend I'm some bad ass pope DJand you all can toke on your marehjuuna while I think outloud.
That's not gonna work is it?*sigh*
Well, my manager invited me to hang out this weekend.The last time I gave out my number a big gay indian texted me at one in the fucking morning.
Not acceptable.
Not that my boss is gay,or that stupidbut... I dunno, its not even that I'm trying to keep my world's seperateI just don't really let any one in.
It's a pretty short and exclusive list round here.
Cuts into all that time being safe and not judged or dissapointing any one.
That, and the more time I spend with these people, the more tempted I become to open up about my littleobviousproblem.
I had every opportunity to give her my lucky pen today.But I asked for it back.That's the p

[the Dirty Games We Play]I'm thinking about switching from whole ducks.Buuuuut... I dunno, then I can't get any stock or fat out of them should I desire.
And lord knows I have the fat for a good... while.
What I really need to stop doing is adding the fat to my stock pot
and for that matter
I need to just remove it from the whole roast.
Anyway.
I made dirty rice with the heart liver and gizzard.And leg meat.
I poached the innards in red wine first to diminish the livery taste, let them cool and then crushed them in my fingers and worked them into a few tablespoons of the red wine reduction and about a cup of broth and a 1/2 cup of full-fat stock (you would not believe the measures I took to remove the fat and clarify the broth, it involved practically building a glass still)
The bits that were about a square centimeter or larger I retrieved the bits that fell off in the stock making process-I strained and gave to my dog >> but they totally have a place in dirty rice.
then I made a liver sauce out of w

Melissa Etheridge - I'm The Only OnePlease baby can't you seeMy mind's a burnin' hellI got razors a rippin' and tearin' and strippin'My heart apart as wellTonight you told meThat you ache for something newAnd some other woman is lookin' like somethingThat might be good for youGo on and hold her till the screaming is goneGo on believe her when she tells youNothing's wrongBut I'm the only oneWho'll walk across the fire for youI'm the only oneWho'll drown in my desire for youIt's only fear that makes you runThe demons that you're hiding fromWhen all your promises are goneI'm the only onePlease baby can't you seeI'm trying to explainI've been here before and I'm locking the doorAnd I'm not going back againHer eyes and arms and skin won't makeIt go awayYou'll wake up tomorrow and wrestle the sorrowThat holds you down todayGo on and hold her till the screaming is goneGo on believe her when she tells youNothing's wrongBut I'm the only oneWho'll walk across the fire for youI'm the only oneWho'll drown in my desire for youIt's on

So Silent And So SubtleSo silent and so subtle, the flame casts a shadow on?
Most, watching the game of the evening and I seek the flame to cast a shadow?
Sleep well?
Norio

PledgeI am yours always,Far beyond the reach of time,This will never end.

Hottenstein Death AccidentalHottenstein’s clothed body, appearing wet from being in the water, was found by a passerby on Sunday morning, Feb.15, at approximately 7:35 a.m. at the street end on 42nd Place at the Sea Isle City Marina. A thorough and comprehensive investigation began into the circumstances of Hottenstein’s death by members of the Cape May Prosecutor’s Office and the Sea Isle City Police Department. Additional resources were requested from the Cape May County Sheriff’s Department Canine Unit to conduct a search of the area, as well as the New Jersey State Police TEAMS Unit and Middle Township Police Department to complete a search of the water for articles of clothing worn by Hottenstein.
The investigation to date includes dozens of interviews, sworn statements; review of numerous hours of video recordings from multiple sources, and the review of information obtained from court authorized warrants. The investigation determined Hottenstein was last seen exiting the Ocean

[something Good Happened]I found something interesting on a couple tabs on my box of tea the other day...
Yunam black tea mushrooms...I said "alright, you know I can make this, and you know I can make it better- I accept your challenge!"
So the recipe basically calls for tea braised mushrooms in a classic combination of chinese flavors and thickeners. It didn't particularly specify which mushrooms, but it did call for a double strength brew of black tea.
I have loose tea on hand at all times, but its a hassle to make at work without some extra equipment so
I used my loose tea, about... 1 1/2 tbs of black ceylon, that grade above powder, that step below leaf.
I knew I'd be at my deli today and I knew there were dried porcinis, and the recipe called fora "1 mug" to 5 cups of mushroom ratio.
.... I'm not going to eat five cups of mushrooms. So probably closer to 1 cup of mushrooms for me.
Also, the recipe didn't say "oh yeah, and make rice", called for green onions, which I had none on hand so I used a clo

These Feelings That I HideI never told anyone how I truely felt about losing my one true friend. I feel lost cold alone. To lose someone so close is like losing a peice of yourself. This guy Matt was everything to me. He was even more of brother than my own. But he's gone never will love, live, speak, drink, smoke, laugh, cry again. At times I can't stand to still be in Virginia since his death. Hell at times I feel like ending it my damn self. Not very many people knows the hardships that I've endured since his death. Losing my father, my great uncle, my ex, my grandmother, and my life. I feel like three inches tall most of the time because I've beared this pain. That's the German blood that courses through my veins. It's the West German belief that We are to bear the weight of our ancestors sins. I do everyday. Call me crazy.. cause I am.. I shall carry these burdens for the rest of my life.. even if it kills me.

Our Song "wake Up" By Coheed And CambriaI'm going to ride this plane out of your life again. I wish that I could stay but you argue. More than this I wish you could've seen my face In backseat staring out the window. I'll do anything for you, Kill anyone for you. So leave yourself intact 'Cause I will be coming back. In a phrase to cut these lips, I love you. The morning will come In the press of every kiss With your head upon my chest Where I will annoy you With every waking breath Until you decide to wake up. I've earned through hope and faith The curves around your face That I'm the one you'll hold forever. If morning never comes for either one of us, Then this I pray to you wherever. I'll do anything for you. This story is for you. ('Cause I'd do anything you want me to... for you.) I'll do anything for you, Kill anyone for you. So leave yourself intact 'Cause I won't be coming back. In a phrase to cut these lips, I loved you. The morning will come In the press of every kiss With your head upon my chest Where I wi

New CeoIf you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup,hired a new CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of allslackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against
a wall. (The room was full of workers and the new CEO wanted to let them
know that he meant business.)So he asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week.
Why?"The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, cameback in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,"Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room andasked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Live Dj My Self And Partner Dj Terry @ Charleys In Iowa!Come to Charleys bar aka funny bar in iowa to listen to some live dj music by my self dj bloc and my parter dj terry on the 12 of thiz month were you will dance and have a great time if you need driections you can im me on hotmail at ruthlesssdj is my screen name or if you have yahoo its wizeaztec and I will give you the directions we will be dj from 9 pm to 2 :00 am last song call will be around 1 30 am come buy have a great time! Hope to hear from you soon or better yet see you there!! ps there will also be Karaoke

The PathWalking alone in this path
I search for love to adapt
A single hint of your smile
The scent of your love perfume
Alone in this path, I flee the past
Embrace a new and brighter future;
One with the warmth of your presence
And the comfort of a look in your eyes.
Alone in this path I shed your tears,
I can no longer stand to see you cry
For taking your love for granted
And not loving you like you knew I could.
Alone in this path I’ll fight your war
Risk my life; bleed my love for you,
Cast your sins and live your fears
Take your hand and forever hold you near.
Alone in this path I bring you hope,

Beautiful StrangerThere she was,
A beautiful stranger walking down the street
Five feet-six inches, in laced three inch heels
Supporting her body of deception and lies
In a black skirt wrinkled with lust
Complimented by her sleeveless top,
Sheltering a broken heart.
A beautiful stranger she was,
On a hot sunny day in spring
Where every step taken brought us closer
Unaware of the history we were unknowingly sharing;
My eyes silently attempting to introduce myself,
My

Secret AdmiresDon't get me wrong I love em just as much as the next person howevr when you can not figure out the right 1 for the life of you, ya sometimes get a little pissed..lol..I'll get it soon or at least I hope to anyways...

The Days Pass Me ByWHEN I STAND HERE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE NOTHINGITS COLD, ITS SILENT, THE HALLS ARE EMPTY SO WHAT THE !FUCK! SHOULD I DO WHEN THERES NO ONE TO CARE WHEN MY LIFE IS JUST GOING NO WHERE THE DAYS PASS ME BY LEFT TO RIGHT , RIGHT TO LEFT THERES NOT MUCH I CAN DO WHEN THE DAYS PASS ME BY, THESE DAYS PASS ME BY SO WHAT TO DO IN THE MEAN TIME SMOKE SOME DOPE AND BEAT MY HEAD ON MY GRAVESTONE OR CAN I JUST CHILL AND LET THE DAYS PASS ME BY UNTIL THE DAY I DIE

Do You Need Me?Do you need me, when you want me?
Do you want me, when you need me?
Do you love me or are you going through the motions?
Please make the pain stop and tell me the truth.
Make it stop I'm begging you.
My love for you grows everytime I touch, kiss, and hold you.
Why cant you see that?
Your kisses are soft, but firm and sweet to the touch
and the taste, your touch of the hand on my body in forbidden
places makes me quiver and want you more.
can you give me more?
Can you love me, or are you just going through the motions?
Please make the pain stop.
Make it stop and go away.
make me feel your love again.

Welcome To Liberty CityArtist CommentIt took me 9 days to finish the painting of my friend Jasmine, and made her into the Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad Of Gay Tony (fanart) game cover art. Thus I had received lot of messages requested from game site, GameRadar.com about this artwork and my other GTA IV artwork. I was totally ignored at time. Life's too busy to make money! I'm glad Jasmine really love this piece of artwork I drew her. She didn't really had a gun, I added glove and add a gun on her. She really didn't pretend like she was holding something. I used my mind creating like she was holding a gun. Her hands are very tricky and hard to draw sometime, but glad I've finished the painting in 9 days. But never submit for any other commercial site or game site as such as like Gamespot, and Newgrounds.
Don't mess with her. She got gun and she will kick ya'll ass!
LIBERTY CITY POLICE DEPT.Jasmine DrakeSex: FemaleRace: White/CauasianWeight: UnknownHeight: 5'4 - 5'5Eyes: Dark Blue/HazelAge: 24 - 27Hair: Blo

This Is FunnyWhy are we on this earthTo fuck around and to populateOr just to live, survive, and toleratePeople suck people liePeople choose to live or dieJustice is never served without a fightWe get mad we get sad Just like dogs run around just to bark and biteSo come on bitch come over hereSit by me join me now Relax and have a beerYou pissed me off one last timeFuck you world you turned on me on a dimeHere i go again crazy in the headI think I'll kill myself insteadHere I come if there's a God Six feet under and forevermore Laying there in my little pod No just kidding haha denseI'm going to fuck your mom on the otherside of the fenceHere i go she screams my name Holy shit she has some kids No worries though i got my game I heard them coming I pulled my dickThen i ran pop pop the nines are flyingOh goddammit now I'm dieingHere I come to fertile groundPicked me up straight to the poundLike a bassYou caught my ass

Y'knowYou ever wonder why, y'know, that there are some people, y'know, that have to use the phrase, y'know, every couple of words, y'know, am i right?

Peoplepeople now days even more women now confuse the living hell out of me. they do this by sayin one thing then doin and acting another but what the hell is wrong with this pic. i mean i do everything for everone and what do i get is nothing more than a smack in the face. please help me figure this out leave some advice for a man in need of help on this

Wanna Be Mastermasteroverfemales666: GREETINGS SLAVE IF YOU SEEK A STRICT AND HARSH MASTER TO TRAIN AND CONTROL YOU UNDER HIS FEET LIKE THE FEMALE SLAVE PROPERTY YOU KNOW YOU ARE IM ME NOW

Lesson Learned Not Decayed.im real to a few people in "real life" but for the most part...im a character...a novelty.
that made my mind snap finally to realize...im not made for the new world order of the internet.
i make music with technologically advanced machines at times but i use my real voice with real beats for real people.
but i can be anti-social in front of a group of people haha.
i dont need this.
true emotions and "bonds" dont work for me here.
at times i wish they did but thats a wish.
and i'd rather wish my epilepsy away then find some wonderful connection online.
im back to who i was...hands stained with paint...voice strained with singing.
heart open and mind open.
if there were any real feelings towards me...there must have been a relapse.
to me...its all personal choice.
its not torturing to seem unwanted online.
hahah...ive been Jerm long before i had the internet.
im a tangable being.
im not someone hiding behind a matrix handle to say what i "really" want to.
i do that daily

I 'm Cold, A Parody Blog!I'm cold. Should I get a couple of hot women to lay next to me, or put on the heater, stupid. A Girls B Heater stupid

How Dare U Demand To See And Part Of My Body Wth Is Wrong With PeopleTo The Downrater: i in no way have to show u any part of my body fuck you To The Downrater: u son of a bitch u act like i have to show u my feet stfu The Downrater: not the point....I always been nice to u....and u keep dickin me around....Im sick of it To The Downrater: i had it but i guess i deletled it .. oh well To The Downrater: lil obbessed with feet? geez i have better things to do then take feet pics i have a earache The Downrater: now I feel like Im buggin u so Ill ask one more time and then I give....do u have a feet pic or not?
btw i relize its just feet , but i mean how can people demand to see any part of u and get pissed when u havent gotten around to it , when u in no way owe then anything

Me AgainI was nice to someone today. I refuse to apologize
They deserve worse!

[this Isn't About Robots]God damn itthe Royals are losing to canadians.What the fuck!?
UhI'm exhausted.
And apparently I have lunch with the CEO of my company tomorrow.
You can go ahead and ask
and I'll tell you what I tell everyone else:
I have no fucking idea.
Any question in context other than "when" and "where" I cannot answer.
Seriously.
I heard about this at the end of the day Friday and immediately had a heart attack.
So I'm having a drink and I'm watching the Royals play mediocrely and yeahI'm still getting shut out over religionbut at least I had the chance to defend myself.
In the meantimeI dunno
I need some sex.
I just felt it had been a while since we talkedand I don't have half the energy required to build anything tonight. I -probably- should finish my shield and build boxes for my legs.
alsococonut milk is like thai/indian ketsupit can seriously go on anythingI made bellpeppers and beef (with ribeye) and poured coconut milk into the mixtureand grated cheese
:3 it was awesome.
This

Bombshell Milf
Dam this is one smoking lady... click image to more lots more pics :)

Just A Few Things About Me.......im simple, yet complex
im moody
i have a favorite pillow and blankie
i love flowers
fall is my fav season
dusk is my fav time of the day
i hate mornings
i hate doors cracked, shut or open
i dont ever use the first stall in a public restroom
i love sleeping with my fan blowing on my back
i dont like praying mantis'
survivor is about the only show i watch on tv
trees, water, dirt, air...i need
i've raised my 3 kids alone for the last 14 yrs
being a mom is the only thing im really proud of
i screw up a lot
im impulsive

Getting Caught Without YouI lay in bed, thinking of you. I'm on top of the covers, gliding the tips of my fingers along my smooth, slender body. Tonight I need to get off, whether you're here or not, it's going to involve you. I smile to myself as I get a wicked little idea, peeling my body off the bed, I make my way over to the window. My long, brown hair tickling my bare back and breasts as I walk. Opening up the window, I find that our neighbor is already asleep, yet the bit of exhibitionism mixed with the cool breeze wrapping around my hot body is enough to make my slit moist. Placing one knee on the window sill and using the curtain for leverage, I let my free hand roam. A soft moan escapes my lips as my middle finger targets my mound, My mind wanders back to you and how hard you get at the sight of me. Heat is now radiating from my sex and it's dripping onto my inner thigh, I figure it's time to lay back down and really get things going. I waste no time as my back touches the blanket, my fingers have fo

Wow This Is Just Wrong Fox NewsEXCLUSIVE: An 11-year-old girl in Mexico allegedly raped by her stepfather and now more than four months pregnant says she wants to have his baby – despite pressure from women’s groups who want her to have an abortion, pro-life activists in the country say.
They say attorneys for abortion-rights activists have shown up at the girl's home with plane tickets in hand in an attempt to whisk her away to get an abortion, but the child has said adamantly, “This is my baby. I’m having my baby. I will call my girl Alejandra.”
The mother-to-be, from the Mexican state of Quintana Roo, has become the poster child for abortion rights in a country where laws pertaining to the procedure vary dramatically from state to state.
In 2007, Mexico City passed a law allowing abortions to be performed without restrictions in the first three months of pregnancy. The law was challenged, but it was upheld on appeal. Since then, 17 of Mexico’s 32 states have adde

People Amaze MePeople really seem to amaze me how they act anymore. I remember when meetin people was easy an makin friends was even easier but now it seems that all people want to do now a days is stab each other in the back an talk shit on each other. Sorry to tell you people but that is not what friendship is about! An let me get into the relationship thing all it is anymore is games an noone is ever serious anymore! Hmmm well I hate to tell you but there are people out here in the world that have hearts an real feelins an it is not cool to mess with peoples emotions! Love is so freely used anymore it cracks me up! One day I love this one an two days later you love another HELLO thats not love!!! Sorry I had to spill my guts for a minute cause there is real people out there in this world lookin for real things like real friends an real love an I happen to be one of them! Go ahead hate on me or say somethin smart I really dont care! The real truth is I am right an you know it!

Inspire To BelieveDo my mumms or blogs ever inspire you to believe I am a 13 year old going on fubar?

Different Kind Of Drug ProblemThese words appeared on the internet and was viewed by many readers. Many felt it would be appropriate for ALOT of readers.The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a metamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ‘Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you & I were growing up?’ I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young.
I was drug to church, drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn’t put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity.
I was drug out to pull weeds in Mom’s garden and flow

SomeoneSomeone is there, I realized.Someone is watching life as it unfolds on this great earth.More, Someone is there who loves me.It was a startling feeling of wild hope,a feeling so new and overwhelming that it seemed fully worth risking my life on.

Death Of A LegendHeres the link:
http://new.music.yahoo.com/ronnie-james-dio/news/--62001717

Sour Girl [post Out Of Complete Boredom]1. Put your music library on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough.4. Ok, go!5. When you're done, the answer to #20 is the Title of your note.1. If someone says "Is this okay?" You say?Hatredy [by Dethklok]2. How would you describe yourself?This Love [by Maroon 5]3. What do you like in a guy/girl?Haha - Sweet Transvestite [by Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack]4. How do you feel today?Time of Your Life [by Green Day]5. What is your life’s purpose?Porn & Tragedy [by Slyde (local band)]6. What's your motto?Burritos [by Sublime[7. What do your friends think of you?Hey [by The Pixies]8. What do you think of your parents?Gimme Shelter [by The Rolling Stones]9. What do you think about very often?People Are Strange [by The Doors]10. What is 2 + 2?Never Tear Us Apart [by INXS]11. What do you think of

Not Always Right | Sometimes The Customer Is Right About Being WrongCall Center | Los Angeles, CA, USA
Me: “Hi, I’m calling from [Company] verifying that you are looking for information on a loan modification.”
Caller: “I was, until I found out you could you couldn’t help me.”
Me: “Well, sir, I’m not sure why you think that. We have been able to help lots of people. If you would like, I can connect you with a counselor who will be able to let you know what can be done.”
Caller: “You can’t do anything for me.”
Me: “I can assure you that there is something we can do. At least we can provide you with some information.”
Caller: “You can’t do anything unless you are able to invade the Chinese.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Caller: “The only way you can help me is by invading the Chinese.”
Me: “Well, sir, I think you are right. I don’t think there is anything we can do for you. Have a nice day.”

How I FeelThe pain. The depression. It's all gone away.Involuntary tears streaming down my face.Its all torn apart. Nothing left.All faded away.I ask you one more time.Where is my life direction.The path. My journey.The light above and beyond.Flowing down the tunneled drain.Twisting and turning.Far away. Slipping and sliding.Into the distant darkness.I scream. I reach. I strive.Distant fears and screams.Agonizing. Terrorizing. Tagonizing.Flaming brutal torture alone.Why I ask you.Why I scream. Throat burning.Am I treated like I am.Abusiveness. The long struggle...Fighting to stay alive.Hurt and depression...heartbreak and failure.Broken and bleeding.Torn and pleading.Down on my knees.I'm locked deep down inside.Fading into eternal darkness.Unable to breathe.Covered..and coated...and showered.In the realms of HELL i DO reside.

Pleasure's Mine.Maybe I should learn how to drink around other people.It seems like the well adjusted thing to do.I could put my keys in my hand.Put my hair down in a sensible orderand waltze merrily down to the corner bar.
Singing obscure songs nobody digswearing shirts no one understandsdrinking out of glasses no one uses.
I distinctly recall feeling very reassured when I put my keys back on the desk, and took my shoes off for the third time today.

How Many Songs?You may think, hmmm songs are about 5 mins long, so if I run for 9 songs that's 45 mins. I found out it's more like 10 songs, even if one of them is Eulogy by Tool. I really figured a Tool song would cut me down to 8. Nope... oh and by the way. Ow!

Irony Tastes Of Burnt Coffee
Irony takes many forms. Some humorous, some cruel, and others . . .just plain ironic. Take my morning for example:
I wake two hours earlier than I usually do (which is two hours before I need to) and knowing I would not awaken in time I decide to stay up. Of course this makes me more tired than usual and end up screwing everything up and burning myself. Not a bad day. . just annoying. Somehow I manage to get done early and decide to go home for lunch knowing I will only return for a 1:00 meeting. On my return I not only get a flat tire. The rim chews the tire in half. Obviously the trunk doesn’t open so I wait an hour for a truck and a tire. Missing the meeting I return home for a shower (and what have you) only to lock the keys inside the car.
I acquire a metal coat hanger so I can get into my home when a gentleman with the demeanor of experience offers me advice on how to break into my own car. I take the professionals advice and probably save thirty more minutes to

Upset PeopleI am sorry I may have pissed off some people on my take of Christianity and Atheism. I am sorry for the words, but not for the sentiment!

A Bit CreepyGranted, I'm paying my orthodontist enough so it's kinda nice that for holidays, his office sends a greeting to me and my family. Just weirds me out that it always has people with big, white teeth in 'em! LOL

Join Me For A 4th Of July Serene Sunday On Nekkid Radio!Join me for my Serene Sunday show show at 8am est. Get connected & happy listening and stay Nekkid! http://st1.webradioworld.net:8258/Did you know you could connect from our website? Go to www.nekkidradio.net and listen to us any time you'd like!!!!

Nonsense, Yay!.One bright day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And went right out and got those boys.
If you don’t believe my lie is true …
Ask the blind man - he saw it, too.

Snuffsnuff\SNUHF\verb; 1.To extinguish or suppress. 2.To cut off or remove the snuff of (candles, tapers, etc.).noun: 1.The charred or partly consumed portion of a candlewick. 2.A preparation of tobacco, either powdered and taken into the nostrils by inhalation or ground and placed between the cheek and gum.verb: 1.To draw in through the nose by inhaling.

News For VetsJust caught this article as it pertains to me, and wanted to share it.
WASHINGTON – The government is taking what President Barack Obama calls "a long overdue step" to aid veterans with post-traumaticstress disorder, making it easier for them to receive federal benefits.
The changes that Veteran Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki will announce Monday fulfill "a solemn responsibility to provide our veterans and wounded warriors with the care and benefits they've earned when they come home," Obama said in his weekly radio and online address Saturday.
The new rules will apply not only to veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, but also those who served in previous conflicts.
No longer will veterans have to prove what caused their illness. Instead, they would have to show that the conditions surrounding the time and place of their service could have contributed to their illness.
"I don't think our troops on the battlefield should have to take notes to keep for a claims app

My Trip To Walmartok you walk into walmart and you think ok im just gonna get some stuff i need. then you look down a row and see this FAT ASS HEFFER whos ass is eating her shorts.. you try too look away but your eyes are glued because their so damn fat. you think to yourself how could anyone let themselves get so fat. you look down at yourself and think "huh i guess im skinny com paired to them but damn i need to lose weight"......shit like that scares me its the whole reason why im on a diet 24/7 one of the reasons why im anorexic n bulimic . ok anyways, so you walk a little more fill your buggy with healthy fruit n special k cereal you look up n BOOM a fat ass guy who has no ankles. your eyes start to hurt even more. you stop in your tracks and look around in every direction and realize your the skinniest think in walmart. so by the time you leave you never want to eat again, to get to the car n up comes all the food you ate, now thats gonna be fun for someone to clean up!!
SOMETIMES I WISH I WA

I'm SorryI'M SORRY I'M NOT SKINNY
I'M SORRY I'M NOT A SUPERMODEL
I'M SORRY I'M NOT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT
I'M SORRY THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ME
I'M SORRY THAT I'M NOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT
I'M SORRY FOR JUST BEING ME, FOR LOVING YOU & CARING FOR YOU & ABOUT YOU. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHATS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU? FORGET THAT I AM NOT WHAT YOU WANT. MAYBE I AM WHAT YOU NEED! MAYBE YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU. DO YOU EVEN SEE ME? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE TOSSING AWAY? YOU TAKE ME FOR GRANTED! YOUR LOVE IS NOT REAL ARE YOU? YOU TOOK MY HEART, BUT YOU COULD NOT TAKE ME!!!
I'M SORRY
SORRY THAT YOU ARE SO STUPID TO NOT SEE WHAT YOU ARE LOSING FOREVER!!!!

SturgisWe didn't think we would come to Sturgis during bike week so we didn't reserve a room. But here we are! We rolled in yesterday after 500 miles of riding. We ran into a friend at the Harley dealership and it was really good to see him. We happen to have hooked up with a guy in Milwaukee who has a brother who lives in the Black Hills. After riding all day with him on Saturday he invited us to stay at his brother's house with him. Then he asked us to stay another day (today) and hang out. So we did. Now we can cross "Ride the Black Hills" off of our Bucket Lists. It was beautiful. I've been here twice but never on a bike. My husband has never been here. We did the tourist thing and saw most of the famous sights over the last two days. We will pull out early tomorrow morning and I have no idea what direction we will head...

GrrrrCant u understand feeding me more pain and the more you say just feeds my drive and makes me determined to succeed where u have failed step 2 me and learn to bow down before the master of the lyrical verse i can put a hex or i can make a straight up curse now ur silent cause you hurd mumz the word

WowI keep seeing some pretty interesting names here. I mean, I know that this is a site for adults, but it is not an ADULT xxx porn site, so what the fuck is with names like "squirter" and the like. And Hardalot??? Wow.

Really?Maybeyou don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobodylikes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worstday of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse,so just suck up and be nice. ~Ani Difranco
﻿this kinda sums it up, really, if you care about someone, put aside your damn attitiute, and tell them, or at least be curtious to them. You make excuses for why, you dont have time for people, and then wonder why they walk away from you in the end. People in general are nicer to strangers, than they are to people they supposedly care about. This makes no sense to me, even if i am busy and i have a ton of shit going on, i make time in my day to check on the few people i actually give a fuck about. When i dont, i say, im sorry im an asshole. end of story.
another annoy quaility in people, they say they are busy, to busy, to check in, see how you are doing, tell you to fuck off, i mean SOMETHING, but they have time to

Do You Live Out Loud?You Live Quietly
You like to keep a low profile. You prefer to blend in with the crowd whenever possible. You aren't ashamed of who you are - you just don't need to be showered with attention and adoration. You love yourself, and that's all that matters. You feel best when you're working behind the scenes. You are wise, reliable, and loyal. People who take the time to know you truly appreciate you.
Do You Live Out Loud?
Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist

Interesting Slavegirls Sequeland again... some nice slavegirls
this for example was a true painslut
it was very interesting to be in contact with her
and as you see... she liked pain a lot...
even harder.
this nice mature girl was more sort of a pleasure slavegirl. she was a really enjoyment!! per behaviour was perfect and i
can't say anthing bad about her!
just amazing!!
this slavegirl here was more sort of a humiliation lover. she enjoyed it and it was

Ensign: Lord, Have Mercy And That's It?All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3
AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 17 September 2010
“The world is made up of a number of people and they rarely think alike. In the long run, this seems a very wise provision. A government of and by and for one single part of the entire community cannot possibly survive. The Puritans had been a great force for good when they tried to correct the abuses of the royal power. As the absolute Rulers of England they became intolerable.”
This passage from Hendrik Willem van Loon’s “The Story of Mankind” (published in 1926 and the first book to win a Newbery Medal the year after) can really be applied to any reform movement. Labor unions in our day, the Nazis and Communists (surprised? Yes, they started out w

Lost My Friend To My War In The End...Had a friend made it end..A war in the end consumed my best friend...The exact same war i fight I call my war addiction..He sees his war as fun..Open his eyes ... dont he realize?This War Can kill us both in the end???M.E.6/11

God Was Busy,so A Marine Was Chosenf you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses
between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who
was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking

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You're Imagining Things! My Hair Is Not RedThat’s what Jeffrey said to his grandfather, my father-in-law Robert, before I got there last night! I’m guessing that he was joking; at least, the signature line after Jeffrey came from the bathroom where Robert told him to go look in the mirror I’ve kept in mind because it’s so articulate for a three-year-old. And both Sarah and Jeffrey are articulate, when they put the effort into it. On our way to pick up Martha at Wal-Mart, they were telling me about “Beauty and the Beast” that their aunt Mary let them see before she had to go to work yesterday morning. They got excited telling me about the prince who became the beast and the candle or candle-man (it came out both ways) Lumiere and “the cup, the teapot, and the clock” Chip, Mrs. Potts, and Cogsworth) that in Jeffrey’s words “became humans again”! It’s his use of the word “humans” that caught my attention.
“The Humanoid Touch”,

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Modern Metal Music... It's Not Just For Retards AnymoreI tend to Laugh at those unfortunate philistines who utter things like "Rap is so appealing because it gives people something to relate to," or "You can't be angry at people who listen to Hardcore/Screamo/Emo music just because they're expressing themselves." I also get bitched at because I don't give a "Fair Chance" to accept change in Music. The truth of the matter is this, I really truly want to believe that no genre is inherently bad, and that these genres themselves contain some spark of an ideal that can't be corrupted. I try to make myself believe that, but one thing always gets in my way: This new generation of "Metal"If there's one track out there that disproves the notion that all of today's Metal is complete fucking crap, I'd absolutely love to hear it. I would rest easy for the remainder of my days, comforted by the knowledge that my jolly, populist theories about music were confirmed. I've been searching for a non-horrible metal song like the Holy Grail, but

Smokin'smoking a blunt rolling a joint
doing this shit is what i enjoy
getting a fix from a nickel or dime
already rolled up it’s time to get high
my legs are dead my body is numbedI'm trying really hard to reach the tip of my tongueit frees my spirit and opens my mindit leaves my worry's, depression, and problems behindi feel like a butterfly because i feel like I'm freewhy do i only feel like this when i smoke on this weedwhy can i feel like this all the fucking timei could only feel like this when i get high
foolish person this is no game
because when you smoke it, you are not the same
but why can't anyone let me be me?
what can i say i love smoking weed

I Got It ... Yay !It's a day early, but not unwelcome. I go the bloodstone wand / point pendant , in the mail today. After changing the loop that attached to it, out for another my chain fits. The size description was off though , its clearly and 1 1/2 inches . I guess its a little larger then I wanted, but its ok.
Its a very nice piece of bloodstone, no white in it at all . All dark green with some red spots. Just the stone I would look for.
To bad I can't find any bloodstone pieces in my area, after all this one came all the way from San Diego calf. Yup cross country trip in 3 days. Best shipping I've ever dealt with.
~ Satisfied , for now

Iran Threatens Olympic Boycott Over Logo DesignIran threatens Olympic boycott over logo design
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Iran has threatened to boycott the London 2012 Olympics unless organisers agree to change the design of the logo.
The Iranian government has lodged a formal protest with the International Olympic Committee over the four-year-old logo, claiming that it must be changed since it spells out the word 'Zion'.
And the Middle Eastern nation has warned that it will order its athletes to stay at home next summer unless the logo is replaced and its creators asked to explain themselves.
"As internet documents have proved, using the word Zion in the logo of the 2012 Olympic Games is a disgracing action and against the Olympics' valuable mottos," the Iranian government wrote in a letter to the IOC, which was released via the state-backed Iranian Students Agency.
"There is no doubt that negligence of the issue from your side may affect the presence of some countries in the Games, especially

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We LoveWe Love
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ThoughtsAs so Happens every once in a great while I find myself with time on my hands and nothing of any importance to think through and I begin thinking of decisions that I have made over the course of my life. Yeah I know, thats a lot to think about but it is like they say... Hind sight is 20/20. Most of the thoughts I have keep going over the wrong decisions, the if only I had done this or not did that sort of thing and I keep asking myself why? Why keep digging the past up and the only thing I come up with is.. I hate to lose. I have always taken pride in the fact that I have never let anyone beat me so bad at anything in life that I couldnt look them in the eyes and ask Is that all you got? My most current situation is the fact that my wife of 18 years and I have finally decided enough is enough. I should say she finally agreed with me that we have burned too many bridges between us that our paths lie in different directions. The main reason for this is she hates my new job where as I lov

The Second Mos Uncomfortable Moment Of My Life...well okay... I had the most unexpected moment today... I didn't even know it was coming as i thought my soon to be ex had already been served...
I allowed a realtor to visit as we are selling out house and have to agree on what Will be taking place as far as getting rid of the place... all that said and it was about half way through his presentation when he looked out the window and noticed a police man parked and walking toward the door... it was a then that I knew that that was the service of the papers for her... wow.. timing was way bad.. though I was glad that the realtor was there or it might have turned ugly... she excused herself and the poor guy was left from a smooth talking sun of a gun to a stammering idiot that didn't know what to say.... I felt bad for the guy... and I kind of didn't like how the timing worked out it would have been better for me if it would have happened when I wasn't there... oh well now I have a story to tell about it..
this one isn't as long as but

FubarJust in need of a little venting I suppose...
The general reason for this rant is simple...Fubar is a number of things to a number of people but all in all it is in reality the same thing all around...It's a Fake Bar...We'll start with that word Fake...when I think of the word many things come to mind...those little fruit centerpieces that people have on their table in the summer...shit looks all around real but in all actuality it's plastic...whatever you do, don't try and feed the kids grapes from those centerpieces...it can get messy. Another thing that pops to mind when I think of Fake would be my wedding vows from back in the day...can't get more out there than hearing me say "I promise to love honor and OBEY" anyone...I think I should have re worded that situation...may have gone better. But I digress.
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Simplicity Is Sometimes The Hardest Thing To See‎"Do your demonsDo they ever let you goWhen you've tried do they hide deep insideIs it someone that you knowYou're just a pictureyou're an image caught in timeWe're alive you and IWe're words without a rhyme"....:)

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by Poet Robert J. Neal on Wednesday, March 7, 2012 at 3:59pm ·
Yes My Love...you're right...
It's amazing the way you feel me...
And I'm just as amazed...
By how powerfully I can feel you
As Our Oneness is becoming so strong...
That you felt and experienced...
The electricity of my energy...
As it coursed through your entire being...
Leaving you feeling the passion...
Of my touch...in ways...
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As God has blessed Us and Our Union...
In ways that are ancient...
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But we've been allowed to know...
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Written By...Robert Neal

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
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Is there any one out there, nod if you can hear me , let me know
You are willing to help pick up and be the person I know I am and not the one I am now.

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Have I Offended You?I have found out today that I have offended some people. When I can afford to buy credits, I usually start blinging people right away. The friends I bling are usually at random, whomever came across my screen when I had credits. If I have neglected a friend, let me know about it and I will fix the situation if and when I can.
I have many friends. Mainly because I love women. All shapes, sizes, and ages. I love women. Black women, white women, women of all races and all religous affiliations. Women from the USA, Europe, China, South America and many other areas of the world are all special to me.
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All That A Man Achieves And All That He Fails To Achieve‎"All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts."The way we think is far more powerful than we often realize and our thoughts impact every aspect of our existence, either positively or negatively. Whatever we think and believe feels real to us, even if it it is not true at all. If we think something true, we respond and act as tough it is. Our thoughts affect our relationships, our self-image, our finances, our health (physically, emotional , and spiritual), our productivity at work and at home, the we manage our time, our priorities, and our ability to enjoy life."For as he thinks in his heart,
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First MeetingThey have known each other a while and finally that moment came for them to meet. She opens the door and their eyes meet for the first time, she was more beautiful than in her pictures and her smile beckoned him. He stepped inside as both took a peek at what the other had to offer. She had on spaghetti strapped top that showed cleavage of her ample breasts, and tight jeans that showed off her sexy ass. At that moment, he knew that this night would be a night of passion and temptation.
She shut the door behind him, turned facing him, he reach out, took her by the hand, and pulled her to him. He looked deep into her eyes, as their lips met in a passionate kiss. With soft music, playing their tongues danced a slow a passionate dance together. As he pulls her tightly against his body, she wraps her arms around his neck as his hands settled at her waist. As their kiss continued, they began to slowly dance to the music, her breasts felt so good pressing against his chest, her lips were soft

The Crying Heart (this Is Now Printed Somewhere Supposedly)The Crying HeartThey say love is all about give and takeThey say that love is all about what we makeWe're taught that love is so blindAnd we learn that love is supposed to be kindWhen love is found we wonder if it's trueWhen love is lost we feel so blueLove can make us feel oh so goodBut love can also be so misunderstoodLove comes and goes in so many waysIt can last for hours months or daysReal love is what we all look forNever pass it up when it strolls thru the doorIf the love is good then it is strongBut if it is weak it wont last longLove is many things from the startBut love seems to stem, from a crying heart

The Set-upSusie and Kirby decided to try something a little different this weekend, usually they went to one of the local swingers clubs but tonight was going to be a different type of set-up. Susie was going to go to a local bar and see if she still had what it took to pick up a sexy single guy. Kirby agreed on the condition he would be observing her from the crowd as security in case things got out of hand. She decided to wear her black mini skirt with garter and stocking and no panties and her “biker bitch” sports bra top. While she was getting ready Kirby put fresh batteries into the camera and got out the camcorder and made sure it was charged up and had a new tape in it. They decided on a local bar where it wouldn’t be so crowded she would feel crowd anxiety. And Kirby went ahead to scout it out while Susie had a few drinks to loosen herself up. Kirby was already there and playing a game of pool with another guy when he saw her walk through the door, “

Am I Wrong??Every woman wants a man who can love her mind, body and soul. A man who respects her values, virtues and ethics and believes in the strength of her character and personality. A woman does not want her man to bring her expensive gifts or promise to give her an entire world of luxuries. She wants a man who can support her, spend a lot of time with her and stay connected to her soulfully. She doesn’t want commitments and promises she just wants to be loved to the core… Are am i wrong???

HopeI have had a lot of hopes. Some are like more wishes and will never happen. Ones that wont happen is: I hoped that you would stop going to websights like this one and others. I would have hoped that you would care when some guy throughs himself at me that u get up set do somthing about it. I also hoped that i you thought of me as your one and only and told me how sexy i looked that day. Just the little things like that make me happy. i would like to hope that you would defend me and our relationship but again im just hopping. Not so sure how long i can hang on to hope with you if all you do is say its just the internet it dont mean anything. well it means something to me and you should be lucky that i care. Makes me think you are not on the same level as i am. The biggest hope with you is that you wanting to be with me isnt a waste of your time with me. One last hope is that, i hope you stop flirtting so bad with other women like you do. Hope you know how it affects me and how i feel

Life In A BottleLife in a Bottle"Escape me?Never--Beloved!While I am I, and you are you,So long as the world contains us both,Me the loving and you the loth,While the one eludes, must the other pursue.My life is a fault at last, I fear:It seems too much like a fate, indeed!Though I do my best I shall scarce succeed.But what if I fail of my purpose here?It is but to keep the nerves at strain,To dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall,And, baffled, get up and begin again,--So the chace takes up one's life, that's all.While, look but once from your farthest boundAt me so deep in the dust and dark,No sooner the old hope goes to groundThan a new one, straight to the self-same mark,I shape me--EverRemoved!"

Meeting At NightMeeting at Night"The gray sea and the long black land; And the yellow half-moon large and low; And the startled little waves that leap In fiery ringlets from their sleep, As I gain the cove with pushing prow, And quench its speed i' the slushy sand. Then a mile of warm sea-scented beach; Three fields to cross till a farm appears; A tap at the pane, the quick sharp scratch And blue spurt of a lighted match, And a voice less loud, through its joys and fears, Than the two hearts beating each to each!"

Tablet Pc Market In Western Europe In Early 2013 Increasingly ProsperityThe market research company Context Statistics show that by 2013, two months, Tablet PC sales in Western Europe presents rapid growth trend.
January 2013 and February, the Tablet PC sales in Western Europe increased fourfold for IT dealers in the field, this is a very important economic growth point.
In Western Europe, the Tablet PC continues to stimulate personal consumption fundas ipad 2 in the field of information. Context of a survey, the 2013 Tablet PC sales for wholesalers in Western Europe, an increase of 350% compared with the same period in 2012.
In contrast, sales of the PC market is not satisfactory, the rapid decline in the trend.
Slightly negative compared with other countries in Western Europe, France tablet PC market
In January 2013, for the French dealer, Table

So Wanna Fuck?So wanna fuck?
The moment I see you that is all I can think of, when are we going to be able to lick, nip, suck, and fuck. When am going to feel your tongue in my mouth on my body in my pussy. When am I going to feel your hands pulling my hair rubbing my breast fingering my pussy. Pushing in and out of me flicking at my clit running by my asshole. Feel you pulling at me making me feel all these delicious erotic feelings. You work my body asking me what I want you to do to me, well the answer is this I want to feel you nipping at my breast, my neck, the inside of my thigh. I like when you are about to come your ruff. I am glad my hands can’t reach you cause it is then that I truly lose all control because you lose control and don’t care if you are hurting me. That your need for my body is so great that you take what you need and forget the rest. Don’t get me wrong, I love the way you take your time with me but sometimes a little pain with me goes along way. I would lo

My Earth Element Is-waterWater signs are attuned to waves of emotion, and often seem to have a built-in sonar for reading a mood. This gives them a special sensitivity in relationships, knowing when to show warmth and when to hold back. At their best, they are a healing force that brings people together -- at their worst, they are psychic vampires, able to manipulate and drain the life force of those closest to them.
Water signs are tuned into the many shades of meaning in relationships, and at times can absorb "vibes" from others. They have to work harder than other elements to maintain their personal boundaries.

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The Miracle Of DavidI was so lonely, it was late November, My Mom had just died on the 24th 2012. I had been befriended by a gentleman who turned out to be no GENTLEMAN at all but I got out with ut any real harm. In this time I had just been sad over the loss of my precious son, Tony, he was sad a lot, Tony decided to take his life on May 16th and he did this to himself in such a sad way, leaving a very lucid note with directions on what he had and had not done. an what needed doing around his home. I cried over that one as the coroner had to take the last piece of paper my son ever left me, so I thought. So as I put my dear son to rest, My poor precious mom got more ill, and finally succomed to death from Parkinson's disease in November 24,2012. I did not tell her of Tony's suicide, because you see, My Kid brother Dan had done this on Jan 02,2008, My Older sis Joycce had taken her life onFe 13,1980. But my poor mom in her sad demented state said. " The suicides are after you aren't they?" I said no MOM I

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Listen To Your HeartListen To Your Heart
Never doing good enough
Not doing anything right
It’s not how it’s supposed to be
Shouldn’t always be a fight
In the wrong relationship
A person feels held down
You feel as if your partner
Does not want you around
In the right relationship
Your partner holds you high!
For all the world to see and know
For every passer by
They want everyone to know
The partner you adore
Has opened up their soul to you
And want their heart to show
So when two hearts can beat as one
When things match like puzzle parts
We always need to pay attention
To what we feel within our hearts
Embrace that person
Let them in!
Only then your life
Can Re-Begin!

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passion,Affection,Concern,Devotion,Attraction,Warmth,Worship,
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Traveling Without Seeingby Frank Bruni New York Times September 2, 2013
SHANGHAI — I’m half a world from home, in a city I’ve never explored, with fresh sights and sounds around every corner. And what am I doing? I’m watching exactly the kind of television program I might watch in my Manhattan apartment.
Before I left New York, I downloaded a season of “The Wire,” in case I wanted to binge, in case I needed the comfort. It’s on my iPad with a slew of books I’m sure to find gripping, a bunch of the music I like best, issues of favorite magazines: a portable trove of the tried and true, guaranteed to insulate me from the strange and new.
I force myself to quit “The Wire” after about 20 minutes and I venture into the streets, because Baltimore’s drug dealers will wait and Shanghai’s soup dumplings won’t. But I’m haunted by how tempting it was to stay put, by how easily a person these days can travel the globe, and tr

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No IdeaShe has no idea how I long to hold her
I sit on a day of love and can only type to her
I want to hold her near
So she knows there is nothing to fear
These are unbreakable bonds
We are strong
MY passion for her as a friend
Will never end
My passion for her as my soulmate
No one will ever separate
I will sit strong
Til she is ready
I am rock steady
I miss her though
When she smiles I want to hear her giggle
I want her on this very day
To look in my eyes and never go away
This is a day of love
Every word she speaks I can feel her
My love for her is not one of passion or lust
But a love that will never rust
She sparked my life
I will make this woman my wife
Electronically it does not feel like my life
I can only dream
I will remain til i can live my dream
My love for her is amazing
She has raised me

Sanityhidden deep inside the shadow
clinging tight to my sanity
taking life
day by endless day
step by endless step
till my feet are rubbed raw
and little memory of happiness
is left
and your face
just a faint image
floating there in the distance
but I know it is not real
you are mine no more
and I am lost
just barely holding onto
my sanity

Himtrue and unfaltering are his affections towards me
in his eyes I’m all I see
with every romantic word he whispers to me
my importance grows
his gentle touch is soft and caring
the many kisses I receive
bring forth and uncontrollable passion
once hidden deep and dormant
I have long awaited he
and he has long awaited me
a perfect pair are we
a fallen angel and a wandering soul

Lacuna Coil Falling LyricsI stand, look in my hand
talk with this line
That's not the answer
cry and now I know
look in the sky
I search an answer
So free, free to be
I'm not another liar
I just want to be myself... myself
And now the beat inside of me
is a sort of a cold breeze and I've
never any feeling inside
around me...
I bring my body
carry it into another world
I know I live... but like a stone I'm falling down
Damned, looking into the sky
I can feel this rain
right now it's falling on me
fly, I just want to fly
life is all mine
some day I cry alone,
but I know I'm not the only one
I see that another day is gone, gone
I don't wanna die...
Please be here when I'll arrive, don't die... please

I don't ask for much. I just demand that you respect me and treat me like the bitch goddess that I am. My husband says "that is putting it politely."

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You just smile; no answer is necessary.
My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips.
My tongue lightly flicking -
Like I am asking, "Do you want me?"
The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips.
Touching every part,
Inside and out -
Over and over again.
Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue.
Now I press my lips gently to yours.
Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine.
My kisses are hot and fast.
I cannot rest long in any one place.
I have such a need to go on.
I trail kisses of passion all over your face.
Then back to your mouth.
Our tongues dance together.
We are exploring.
I circle your tongue with the tip of mine.
You echo the pattern back to me.
I lick the sides, underside and the top.
You echo back.
I suck your lower lip.
You echo back.
We repeat, repeat, repeat.
The sensations are driving our emotions.
We are wild for each other.
You thrust your tongue in and out.
The movements are rhythmic and stabbing.
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Golf!Golf is supposed to be the great equalizer & the perfect way to ruin a good walk. I'm a "whack-fuck" golfer...I address the ball, hit it "whck" "FUCK!!!!!"
Golfers yell "fore" before driving the ball. I think it must have something to do with the fact that its foreplay on the course......
Let's face it, we know at least one ball's gonna get whacked

Does It Really Existdoes sanity love or even true friends exist if they do please tell me how and where i can find it, its getting old not finding anything i want or need so can someone please help me find everythign i need and want???

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Lacuna Coil Entwined LyricsAnd you take me over
over again
I wonder how can I go on and on
when you want to bury my passion
You are the shell around
I cannot escape
and I swallow my pride
Entwined together now
it's time to pass it over
(and you take me over, over again)
Entwined together now
And you take me over
over again
I wonder how can Ilive on and on
when you want to live in a hurry
You are the wall
-that I-
That I have to remove
and I swallow
I swallow my pride
Entwined together now
it's time to pass it over
Entwined together now
Entwined forever
And you take me over
over again
Entwined together
Entwined forever

Lacuna Coil Comalies LyricsParlami
Il tuo silenzio guarda dentro
Non resisterò
E' un attimo,
Nel tuo vuoto sento che
io non ce la farò
Walk on by
You walk on by
Wondering why
Wandering from you
Falling at your side
Wandering from you
Healing my desire
Stumbling in your soul
Give yourself to me
Hurting your desire
Healing mine
Slegami
dal mio rimorso,
sei diverso
mentre muoio e poi
risorgo dentro te
Finchè vivrò
ricordarti così
sarà una colpa eterna su di me
English Translation
Speak to me
your silence looks at the inside
I won't resist
It is a while,
in your emptiness I feel that
I won't make it
walk on by
you walk on by
wondering why
wandering from you
falling at your side
wandering from you
healing my desire
stumbling in your soul
give yourself to me
hurting your desire
healing mine
unleash me
from my remorse,
you are different
while I am dying and then
I'm rising again inside you
as

Email MistakesIt's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

On This NightOn This Night
By: Jeremy Rhodes
On this night an angle appears
To guide me on my path
This angle has a halo of gold
And wings upon her back
Oh how beautiful this angle looks
So elegant and agile
No mortal man could resist
So as we talked through the night
I saved one question till last
Dear angle dear angle will you go out with me
And make my life a blast

Hey Heyi want to thank statiklady for sending me this link i think i have a new toy woohoo....

One Of My Stories, I Hope You Like It.JUST A DREAM
I walk into your room and find you fast asleep on the bed. I can tell you are having a very nice dream from the bulge in your shorts. Slowly, I get on the bed, between your legs and slightly touch you. You moan but do not wake up. I move closer and pull down your shorts and take out your cock. Its so thick and hard and when I put my hands around it I feel you move slightly but you still don’t wake up. I lick the head of it just once and incredibly it gets even bigger and harder. I start stroking it up and down and a drop of semen appears and I hurry and lick it. It tastes delicious. Now I start licking it from to top all around it and I feel it throbbing in my hands. You shift your body up and now it take it in my mouth slowly as I feel you moving up and down, slowly fucking my mouth. I take it all in and start sucking as hard as I can to make you come in my mouth. I feel you shudder and moan loudly, just as you start shooting the biggest and most delicious load of seme

A Dedication For All My Guy Friendsthis is a song dedcation
i hope you like it
IN YOUR EYES
BOY YOU SURE MEAN THE WORLD TO ME
YOUR SEXY EYES AND YOUR LOVE WERE MEANT FOR ME
I NOW KNOW THAT YOU REALIZE
YOU'LL ONLY FIND TEARS OF JOY IN YOUR EYES
OH --- OH IN YOUR EYES
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO
ALL MY FORSAKEN DREAMS HAVE ALL COME TRUE
MY LOVE FOR YOU GROWS MORE EACH DAY
I HOLD ON TO EVERY WORD YOU SAY
I SEE THE LOVE IN YOUR EYES UMM IN YOUR EYES
IN YOUR EYES I SEE PEACEFUL DREAMS
I SEE MY WHOLE LIFE AT LEAST IT SEEMS
I'LL NEVER SEE GOOD BYE IN YOUR EYES
IN YOUR EYES I SEE LOVE AND HOPE
I'LL NEVER HURT YOU AND YOU KNOW I WON'T
I SEE I'M ALWAYS ON YOUR MIND IN YOUR EYES
I COULD NEVER REPAY WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME
WHEN I LOOK AROUND YOU'RE ALL I SEE
YOU'RE THE BREATH EACH TIME I BREATHE
YOU ARE EVERYTHING I NEED
I SEE MY SUN RISE IN YOUR EYES
IN YOUR EYES I SEE PEACEFUL DREAMS
YOU'LL ALWAYS B

Much Lovehey hey ty very much love to all those who helped me out i still havent leveld up but im getting there much love

Need To Define The Difference Between The Pblog And The Journaling Blog More :)But for now... will just say - I do have a couple of "things" from over the break (may have mentioned already - new phone, new specs) that I'm very pleased with. Had to get the phone fixed, exchanged it with my mother's old one, the latter wasn't working properly either so it was replaced almost for free with a new one which is very nice (he says in a post he intends to make friends-only hopefully before too many random passersby who actually care.. eh, whatever... however, friends-only posts in at least some peoples' blogs can't be read by their writers, right now- a bit the flaw, and yes, I've begun to report this officially, may need to continue though...)anyhow, phone is very nice and has a camera. Panic may proceed. (Though I don't think I can at the moment get the photos readily and easily from phone to computer. Maybe. Not positive!)Eric

Dangerous.. Pt2Ignoring this, Nick pulled out his pole and broke through her anal rectum with a hard slam. She shrieked and tears went streaming down her eyes. But Nick was alarmed. Oh, shit, his mind screamed. I'm killing her! He was about to retreat until she grabbed ahold of him and held him, whispering for him to do it again.
He opened his eyes. It was unbelievable. He felt no hesitation in obeying her wish. Regaining his strength, he started fucking her, with a rhythm and power of a hurricane slamming against a powerless vehicle. He watched as he ass-fucked her little sister in the most pornographic scene possible, their erection impossible to miss. There was semen stains all over Sophia's face to her chest, dripping even to abdomen. Sweat drenched the skin and sheet of the bed.
Loud moaning and wet whacking sound started fulfilling the room. Nick fucked her some more, grunting each time his dick hit the wall of her uterus. He noticed, with vague comprehension, that there was a little dr

New To This ShitI figured I'd write a little something saying what's up to all of you on here. So far this site seems pretty goddamn awesome! I'm having fun with it, there's tons of shit to do! As far as I'm concerned, myspace can fuck off! Aside from minor technical problems this site seems to have, the people are kick ass and the layout is fresh. So yeah, I guess that's really all there is for me to babble on about.

I Wonder If She Knows?”“I wonder if she knows?” the man sitting so still on the bench, his eyes firmly fixed upon the sight of the blonde laying on the grass, her knees drawn up to her chin as she read into the thick looking book.
He wondered if she knew that she was revealing her white panties, if she knew that the panties on show fitting tightly, snugly, showing off her lips?
Carol, at the age of 38 sat there on the grass, her knees drawn up. Over the top of the book, she could see the man on the bench, no further than 12 feet away, separated only by the concreted path, splitting the pieces of park grass. She could see his eyes were fixed upon the show she was allowing him to see. She looked, through the dark sunglasses, looked at the reaction she caused. Teasingly, she moved, turning over. Her legs opened further as she turned onto her stomach.
“Jeez” he whispered as he saw her moving, as he saw her legs part open even further, as he saw the white panties dig deeper into her pussy lips. He fel

Friend Until The EndThis is just another broken dream
I still love you
Your so over me
You have a new girlfriend and she's
wearing your ring
Why are you telling me I'm the woman
of your dreams
Why are you saying that you love me
Either you love me or you don't
If your saying this because you think
it will hurt our friendship,it won't
I'll always be your friend until the end
Just like I've always been

AlyssaMommy knows that your hurting and
she is too
Mommy never meant for this to happen
to you
Mommy would never do anything that she
didn't think was right for you
Mommy had to do what she had to make
life better for you
Remember,mommy never gave up on you,she
just did what she thought was best for
you
Always remember mommy loves you

Help My Hot Wife Outok all please rate my wifes profile i wanna see her in the top 5 by tonight
~*~MISS_CHERRY~*~@ LostCherry

Something About You...by Cate Haggland
I don't know how to explain it,
If only you could truly see,
How much I really care for you,
How much you mean to me.
I look forward to seeing you every day,
The grin that belongs only to you,
When I see you I can't help but smile,
There is just something about you.
When you put your hand in mine,
My heart suddenly beats faster,
I wish I could tell you right then and there,
That my life could never be better.
When you wrap your arms around me,
For a simple, gentle hug,
I want to stay in that moment forever,
And tell you how much you really are loved.
When we gradually come close enough together,
Our lips touch, a kiss,
Nothing around us seems to matter,
Because there is nothing sweeter than this.
No words could ever express how much you mean to me,
I hope you have these feelings for me, too;
I can't figure out just what it is,
But there is definitely something very special about you.

Updated Repost Of About Me SectionFIRST OFF, FOR ANYONE OUT THERE WHO ACTUALLY READS PROFILES, I AM A GUY. YOU MIGHT HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU HAD READ THE PROFILE TO START WITH CONSIDERING I MENTION THAT I AM A PROUD FATHER. I GET VERY IRRITATED WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T BOTHER TO READ THE PROFILE BEFORE THEY LEAVE COMMENTS OR SEND ME SHOUTS. THANK YOU...CARRY ON.
My name is Rayne and I am a 23-year-old proud FATHER of a little boy named Holden. He is my world! I adopted Holden when he was 3 years old. (Yes, single parent adoption--it helps to have connections sometimes.)Holden's biological father is in prison and his mother had abandoned him in the snow not too far from where I live. I love this boy more than life itself.
I love being with my family. I have a very rare family. We are a tight-knit family. You hurt one of us, you hurt all of us. We are also rare because we all get along. If you look at families today, they are always fighting, kids are getting into trouble in school and with the law. It's a crazy world

InvisibleLike a grain on the beach
Like a star in the sky
Far too many to count with the naked eye
They won't see you
Go ahead
Walk on by
You don't know I'm alive
Maybe one day you'll find
You should open your eyes
You don't know me
You're the one who looked right through me
Now you're saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you're the one who walked right through me
Now you're saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
Little things adding up
Try so hard not to rush
Giving in, letting go of the world we know
They won't see you
Force it down
Lose the taste
They all think it's a waste
We don't need to believe every word they say, no
They don't know me
You're the one who looked right through me
Now you're saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you're the one who walked right through me
Now you're saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
It's so easy to be lost
But maybe you're not lost at all

My WishI hope that days come easy and moments pass slow,
and each road leads you where you want to go,
and if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose,
I hope you choose the one that means the most to you.
and if one door opens to another door closed,
I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window,
if it's cold outside,
show the world the warmth of your smile,
more then anything, more then anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it,
to your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more then you can hold,
and while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
I hope you never look back, but ya never forget,
all the ones who love you, in the place you left,
I hope you always forgive, and you never regret,
and you help somebody every chance you get,
Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake,
and you alwa

Just A Poem I WroteNeed
I know you wanna kiss me,
to feel my lips on yours.
How sweet the wine of lust can be
its sent expelling from our pores.
I know you wanna touch me,
to learn my bodies curves.
To memorize every inch you see,
to worsip it as it so deserves.
I know you wanna feel me,
my lips apoun your skin.
My hands and mouth roaming free,
as we reval in our sin.
I know you wanna feel me,
to learn each and every hole.
As you pleasure me bye degree,
to the climax of sweet pervertions goal.

Suicide NoteSo close but so far away
Never wanted this anyway
If yesterday brings a better tomorrow
I'm never gonna see today
My heart is broken
My scars split open
So this knife will be my god
And take me from this world
Take me from this world
Take me from this pain
Take me by the hand
Make it go away
I am leaving home
And if I never return
You don't have to remember me

My New Name.Hey y'all. As some of you know, I got a job in California recently as a model and I'm about to leave for that soon. Very very excited!! Like most actresses/actors, models and the like, I had to think of a "stage name" because you don't want to go by your real name. You could, but they strongly advise against it. As of this morning, my stage name that I will go by is Brandy Dallas. Has a nice ring to it. And, I REALLY sound like a Texan when I say it, lol. So, what do y'all think of my new alias? ;) Just for fun...If you were to think of a stage name for yourself, what would it be? Post your comments below. Love y'all! Have a great night. XOXOXO.

"critical Mistakes" Men Make When Approaching Women"Critical Mistakes" Men Make When Approaching Women
Current mood: giggly
Category: Romance and Relationships
"Critical Mistakes" When Approaching Women
A HUGE MISTAKE YOU'RE PROBABLY MAKING RIGHT NOW
WHEN YOU APPROACH WOMEN
Let me ask you something...
When you approach or start talking to a woman
that you're "interested" in, what is your attitude
toward her? How do you treat her? What are you
THINKING ABOUT?
Do you start the interaction by trying to
figure out if she's single?
Do you assume that she probably has a boyfriend
and look for hints that she doesn't?
Do you try to pretend like you're not
interested in her "in that way" and instead try to
be casual about it until you get signals from her?
Do you even THINK about your strategy for how
to talk to a woman at all?
MOST GUYS ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT THEY'RE DOING
Most of us guys are running around doing things
that we're not even AWARE of. Or if we are aware
of what we're DOING, we're NOT awa

Searched The Documentation For This OneThe documentation for this program I'm using is detailed - and I'm not running the most advanced PDF reader at the moment (though I have Acrobat Reader 7, I tend just to run Preview. Which means: no text search. Still, if it were really, truly important, I could Stop Everything- this expression copyright/registered trademark of some company or other, I shall be on the lookout for their lawyers- and do that text search...Anyhow, what I was looking for, was how to do reminder-accidentals, under whatever name. To remind someone that even though you just played a g-sharp the measure before, the key is D major, not A major, and you should play a G natural now (unless it still says not to). Sometimes very very important, since there are places in this score where a G-sharp is slurred to a G-natural..and without at least a natural sign in ( )... it looks like a tie, to say that the G-sharp should just be continued from the preceding measure, not a phrase/themelet "Gsharp-Gnatural" that in th

Qualities I Look For.I think that most women look for most of these qualities in a man, I know these are just a few thing I want.
I want a man who will be there for me when I am sick,to hold me and tell me that I will be better soon. I want a man who is not afraid to hold my hand in public,one that is not afraid of what his friends will say when he says oh here comes my girl. A man who is willing to stand up for me if his friends or any other man is talking about me,as I would for him. A sweet,romantic man who knows how to make his woman feel special and wanted. Someone who will wrap his arms around me a night to make me feel loved and safe, and give me hugs for no reason. I want a man who will stand beside me threw anything and everything, even when things get tough. Someone who will tell me how beautiful I look after I have spent my time fixing myself up real nice for him. A man whos heart belongs to me and only me, and who cant see his future being good without me in it. Someone who will tell me that

Food For ThoughtCan you cry under water?!
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "br

What's Going On In The WorldIs anyone else a little scared about what is going on rght now in the world? There is definately a lot of stuff to be scared of. We have over 260,000 troops in two different wars. The leader of Venezuela is calling our president an aweful lot of bad things.
I may not agree with my president, but it does strike a patriotic nerve to hear these things from a foreign leader. Lou Dobbs said it best though when he said that is nice that Hugo Chavez can enjoy th right to free speech here when his own citizens in Venezuela don't have that same right.
I think the guy is just trying to sell his book. I a few years when he is over thrown maybe we'll see him hosting an late night infomercial.
The muslem world is up in arms over the pope over things that he said. Last I heard they weren't too happy with us or Israel either. We also have wars that we maybe involved in with Iran and North Korea.
And no matter what type of weather that we have had lately it has very odd. Noti

Just Plain Sex - Erotic StoryWe had fucked around a little bit a couple of times, once with another couple and another with just one chick, but we were bored with that and decided to answer an add. A couple of phone calls later and we had arrranged to meet a couple at a country bar, I sang a little and the male part of this couple was a musiciia to we hooked up and were trying our damnedest to fuck but people kept "dropping by". So Mike decided we needed to get a hotel room and not tell anyone where we were.
So we went and got some beer and wine and weed and speed and went and got a room. Once inside we all did some lines and the clothes started coming off. Patty is a nudist and she was naked in a second, I thought Mike was going to faint when he saw her body. This is a woman in her mid thirties and she looked like a teenager. Sylvia, Mike lady was no mutt either, long legs, great tits and an ass to die for. Mike and I both were out of our clothes with raging hardons in a flash. Patty must have thought she

Disobedience - Erotic Story - DominationDisobedience
My name is Margaret. I am 24 years old, I live in the south of England and I am married to a wonderful man. I was brought up in a conservative family and I was a virgin when I got married. I did not really think that I was unworldly, but my knowledge of sex in marriage did not prepare me for the reality. I knew that couples enjoyed doing other things than straightforward intercourse. For example I had heard of oral sex. I thought that meant that I might be expected to kiss my husband's penis and I expected to to be alright with that.
Before we married, my husband and I discussed what sort of relationship we would have. He is ten years older than me, a very successful businessman and a large, strong, authoritative man. I expected a husband to be like my father has always been. The head of his household who is loving, caring and decisive. That is exactly what I got and before the ceremony I had agreed that ours would be a disciplined marriage. My husband explained that

Did Anyone Ever Tell You..Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make
Others Feel
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Many Times, When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad
For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine .
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK
I believe that without a
friend you are missing out on a lot!!!
Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference!
Because I care about you, It's national care week. and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and if they write back ..
(just once) then that means tha

Fucki hate this place lol.. anywayz yeah.. I feel like shit today..
and i had bad dream it scared the fuck out of me..
My dead uncle came to me in it.. and was just fucking with me... it scared me.. oh well lol... gah..

These Make Seneto Me1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

Mom,chris,robbie,alisha & So On Listen Up!your guyz mean alot to me..u guyz are alwayz there 4 me no matter what and i know ya all have my back for eternity...when lexey died my mom andbro chris wuz there 4 me..lexey wuz like a real sister to me n it hurt like hell when she died,i miss her so much that at timez id cry cuz i wish she wuz still alive..she wuz da sweetest gurl n da world who didnt deserve to get leukemia and didnt deserve to die..i knwo she iz n a better place now and iz not suffering but...itz just i miss her....and when my grandma mary died on march 16th thiz year i wuz so upset n i cried forever cuz i have not seen her n a long time n nobody woudld take me to go see her..she thoguht i didnt wunt to have anything to do with her & sdhe died thinking that i think.. n that hurtz me more than anything... mom,robbie,daniel,tarra and alisha wuz very supportive when my grandma mary died..they were there to help me thru it.. even tho robbie,alisha,daniel and brandon and tarra & i have not met in person.... i feel

BeautyThe beauty of the world, which is to soon to perish, has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
There's a time when you have to explain to your children why they're born and it's a marvelous thing if you know the reason by then.
Hazel Scott
Trinidad-born musician

YumYou Are Lemon Meringue Pie
You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet
Those who like you have well refined tastes
What Kind of Pie Are You?

Animal CrueltyWhy do we hurt animals is it because we are afraid of them or just dont understand them?
being an animal lover i can't understand why people have to be so cruel it sickens me to my stomach they are defenceless & only want to live on this earth like you & i.
Would you do this sort of thing to another human being? then why animals!!
I just hope all this cruelty stops & these bastads get what they deserve.
Like i always say treat one like you want to be treated & let animals live in peace with us.
Protect our animals & wild life.

The Volupt Lounge Annual Halloween Party!The Volupt Lounge
Michigan's Premier Social Group for the Size Community!
Welcome to a TRULY size-friendly place to meet other great people both online and off!
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Saturday, October 21 - Halloween Costume Party/Dance!
Dearborn Elks Lodge
25000 Michigan Ave (1/2 mile w of Telegraph)
8pm-1am
$10 cover, DJ Patrick, Dancing, cash bar, free munchies, door prizes, FUN FUN FUN!
We'll be having a costume contest, so start planning yours now!
If you're new, make sure you let the people at the door know so we can have one of our greeters introduce you to a few people and find you a friendly place to sit!
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Saturday, November 18 - Holiday Party/Dance
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Jackasstoday i was the new jackass movie. It was 10 times funnyer then the firt. Except all the dude asses and ball, and 500 pound naked women. During 1 part was awsomly discusting the dude infront of my vomited on the dude in front of him. Yeah. thats when u know a movie is good.

My Life, My Love!!You are the man that makes me smile when I am sad and that gives me hope when I feel as though I have lost my way. I never knew how much you loved me until today and it brought a smile to my face and tears to my eyes. I beg and plead, dear God....please let this be real...don't let me get hurt once more. Keep us safe and healthy full of life and love!!

What Every Woman Should Know And HaveRead it ladies...some of you already have. But those who have not, it is a good one. Makes you think.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
.one old love
she can imagine
going back to..
and one who reminds
her how far she has come...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
enough money within her
control to move out and
rent a place of her own
even if she never wants
to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
something perfect to wear if
the employer or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a youth she's content
to leave behind...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a past juicy enough that

Rate Mei know it some people stop and see my site. you don't have to leave a comment but you could atleast rate me. I think it is rude to go to someone site and not rate them.

Birds And BeesA mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
�Mother, where do babies come from?�
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, �Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.�
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, �That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy�s vagina. That�s how you get a baby, honey.� The child seems to comprehend.
�Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy�s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?�
�Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.�

Godsmack Vampires LyricsFew creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires
What explains our induring fasination with Vampires?
What is it about the vampire myth that explains our intrest?
Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control?
Or is it a fasination with the inmmortality of the undead?
And what dark and hidden part of our Psyche are aroused and captivated by the legends of the undead?
(by the legends of the undead.....the legends of the undead)
The mystery of the undead will continues to fasinate the living
Vampires
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires
What explains our induring fascination with Vampires?
And what dark and hidden part of our Psyche are aroused and captivated by the legends of the undead?
(By the legends of the undead)

HowdyInteresting site !
Here's hoping some peeps (especially local ladies) will show me around. I got a lot of activity on my first day in, but it got quiet today. I'm usually up for just about anything...

Christina Aguilera I Turn To You LyricsWhen I'm lost in the rain,
In your eyes I know I'll find the light
To light my way.
And when I'm scared,
And losing ground,
When my world is going crazy,
You can turn it all around.
And when I'm down you're there
- pushing me to the top.
You're always there,
giving me all you've got.
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
When I lose the will to win,
I just reach for you and
I can reach the sky again.
I can do anything
'Cause your love is so amazing,
'Cause your love inspires me.
And when I need a friend,
You're always on my side
Giving me faith
taking me through the night
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn

Sexual FeelingsThis is my first attempt of putting my thoughts down.
I want people to know who I am and what I am about.
I am a free spirit, that speaks my mind and goes for what I want.
There is so many Beautiful people in the world.
I am lucky enough to be attractive to both.
The strength of a man holding me close at tough times, the kiss, no words.
The touch and smell of a woman is over the edge.
The caress of her lips and fingers can take me to new heights.
Longing for the deep passion of a sincere relationship.
So now you know alittle bit about me.

FeelingsI remember it all so well,
Here it was on a Saturday night,
I walked through your door,
And I could just tell.....
You sat across from me,
Gazing to no end,
You looked deep within,
Like there was nothing else to see.....
I took one glance,
That's all I needed,
I saw a connection,
Then I knew I wanted this chance.....
You spoke of so many things,
It was like you were reading my mind,
You knew exactly what to say,
Now say what this could bring....
I know what I want from you,
Every girl has her dreams,
I melted at every word,
Cause I wanted it too....

Well I Am A Singer... And A Good Swimmer...You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid84%Angel75%Faerie59%Dragon50%WereWolf25%Demon25%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Happened To Lovewhy people punish love like detention?
Man and woman was put together
I’m sure lust wasn’t God’s intention
Why are ex’s never mentioned?
Love at one point is now full of hate
Partner’s lack of climax made pleasures less great.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how do I rate?
Some people are to thin, some are overweight.
Lack of income kept me short for a date
A Jag or a Beamer is something I can’t afford.
She didn’t want to be seen in a Honda Accord
the feeling is like being stabbed with a sword
What ever happened to love?
People’s hearts being broken everyday.
I wonder what people are really thinking of.
Relationships are here today gone tomorrow.
What ever happened to Love?

On The Corner Of Washington Park And A Monopoly BoardI can see the neon light of the ferris wheel over in the Andouille Festival from the window of PJs. As I passed it on the highway, it seemed like the place to be in La Place this Saturday night. I spent last night again in New Orleans. Alex and I met up with a bunch of her Vassar friends at Washington park as they were preparing for a "girls' night out." How sexist, right? Nah, the few boys that were with them ended up joining them anyway. I met Zen and Zion, the two toddlers of the prototypical hippy, "Kim." Zion enjoyed eating dirt. I watched Alex get acupuncture performed on her by two visiting doctors. I watched Matt, a burnout from Connecticut, paint a wooden sign he found that had the word "Restaurant" engraved on it. I also talked to Ross, whose dog, Po Boy, bit the hell out of my arm because he probably smelled Jack on me. There was generally a positive vibe within the commune. They had raided the free clothes tent and decked themslves out in the poofy thrilly dresses and high

You Bitches!Me?
you don't know me
you assume
but you bitches don't have a clue
of who I am or for what I stand
and yet you still condem
you can stick it in your ass
fuckin bastards
here let me give you a hand
you like how that feels?
let me shove it in even harder
bend over and grab your muthafuckin heels bitch what!
You don't want to take the time to get to know me?
think I'm a threat to your exsistence
damn right I'll slit your throat in an instant
then chop you up in little pieces
hell bitch
you're messin wit the insane
demented, and the totally derranged
now let me give you some facts bout this escapade
I say I don't like conflict
but only those who really know me
will tell I like to contradict
my statements keep my secrets a mystery
as I inflict my misery
on the unexpected
causing all your dicks to be erected
while laughing crazily
WATCH OUT!
I'm behind you
beside you
perpatrating inside you
I'll fuck wit your mind
while getting mind fucked too
there's mor

Dangerous DogsOk some of you may have heard about the rotweilers attacking a kid in the UK. AS i understand it the dogs were acting as guard dogs at the pub, and was just being looked after. Surely the parents would have realised that the dogs were not family pets, but the press seems to make the dogs as an evil species.
As a dog expert has said, dogs become dangerous if they are not looked after and trained to understand discipline from a puppy.
Thing is that we have been here before and again. People forget that thye have control over the animals and if the animals return to their natural psychology then people can get hurt. Cats are said to be in a 2 minded state, one where they want a attention and some loving then easily switch to the ferocious feline. What do you think makes them want to hunt birds and rodents!
I just feel the animals are being blamed again, when it should be the people who owned the dogs who should be blamed. They should have either explained the situation with the d

AngelsBarefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak, she never said a word. Many people passed, but never did one person stop.
Just so happens the next day I decided to go back to the park, curious if the little girl would still be there.
Right in the very spot as she was yesterday she sat perched on high, with the saddest look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. As we all know a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play.
As I began walking towards her I could see the back of the little girl's dress indicated a deformity. I figured that was the reason the people just passed by and made no effort to help. As I got closer, the little girl slightly lowered her eyes to avoid my intent stare. I could see the shape of her back more clearly. It was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form. I smiled to let her know it was okay, I was there to help, to talk.
I sat down bes

I Always Thought Of Myself Being A Fairy...but This Aint 2 Bad...You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid67%Angel59%Faerie50%Dragon42%WereWolf42%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

T-shirt Sayings.This one I love. LOL, ok, so maybe I like them all.
AND... here's a cartoon for THE MAN. hehehehehe

Theme SongYour Theme Song:"You Oughta Know" - Alanis Morissette
'What is your theme song?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Oughta Know
>> Alanis Morissette
I want you to know that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to be good enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, 'til you died
But you're still alive
(chorus)
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in t

Pt 2Forgive me . I did have a few drinks last night so..
I forgot somethings..
The girls loved my shirt.
My buddy fred. He's in "lust" with some blonde girl that he was supposed to goto the party with and then she stood him up. "sigh" welcome to my world fred! lol
Anywho.. It was a weird place to go party at.. the place was in a remodeled bike shop. hehe
It was nice inside.. but the one entry and exit.. was "scary" I noticed that when I came inside..
You see...
" I always look for the exits when I come in a building I don't know"
That includes.. People's houses.. ahahhahhaha
I look for smoke detectors and fire extishiners.. etc..
Anywho..
I'm glad fred didn't drink this time. hahaha
Fritz didn't drink either.. and he's not..
I had a few.. to loosen up and not to be so shy.. lol that never works by the way..
Rick told me..
Dude.. you are "GQ" act like it..
Then it started.. lol
I was a mess.. hahaha
I did take lots

What Color Am IYour Passion is Pink
Innocent and naive, you approach sex with a virginal mindset.
You tend to enjoy teasing and flaunting much more than actual sex.
You're a notorious flirt, and you can pick up anyone you desire.
As a result, your reputation is a lot steamier than your real sex life.
What Color Is Your Passion?

Shooter's Letter To Family ApologizedPark County - This is a place that embraces its solitude.
Before the shooting, Deb Garnett thought she had chosen the perfect place to raise her four children, in a home among the rough canyons and pine and aspen that coat the landscape.
On Thursday, in a week that stole the heart from so many people here, Garnett had to explain to her confused 5-year-old daughter, Serafina, that a funeral is not like a wedding. "She started crying and crying when I tried to tell her. She was sad because she had nothing black to wear."
Before the shooting, Lori Crawford, the general manager at the county's weekly newspaper, used to shrug off some of the crazy suicides that happened around town: the guy who blew up his house, the man who had a standoff with police in June.
Now, she can't help crying.
"They just come," she said of the tears, "and you can't stop it."
Before the shooting, Kelly Murphy, who owns a restaurant in Bailey, used to love seeing a particular teenage girl in town

Japanese RecipesCold Somen with Dipping Sauce
This is a straightforward rendition of the popular Japanese dish. Dashi is Japanese fish stock. It's easily made from reconstituted dashi powder (dashi-no-moto), available at Asian markets and specialty stores. If you don't have dashi, your sauce will taste fine but may lack that authentic Japanese taste. Michelle Asakawa adapted this recipe from "Japanese Cooking: The Traditions, Techniques, Ingredients and Recipes," by Emi Kazuko (2003, Hermes House). Serves 2.
Ingredients
# 1 7-ounce package somen
# 2 teaspoons dashi
# 3 tablespoons soy sauce (low-sodium if you have it)
# 1 tablespoons mirin (sweet rice wine; or substitute 2 teaspoons sugar)
# 1/2 cup ice water
# 1 green onion, finely sliced
# Grated fresh gingerroot (optional)
Directions
Bring a large pot of water to boil. Add the somen and cook according to package directions (usually 1-3 minutes). Drain, then rinse quickly under cold water.
Place the cooked somen in a large bo

My ConfessionI have caused you
bitter pain.
I've lost my smile
in freezing rain.
I know you loved
me you really did.
But I couldn't show
you the pain I hid.
I seemed so normal
for a while.
But normalcy has
never been my style.
I bottled emotions,
that should have shown.
And in that time,
my angst has grown.
I should have known
you'd help me heal.
But I just can't show
the way I feel.
I buried your light
in my defining dark
I couldn't let you in,
your reduced to a spark.
I may seem happy
and a bit outgoing.
but underneath,
there is so much unknowing.
In this poem
You find my apology.
For all your grief
I am so sorry.

Introspection And Aggressive TendenciesI was beginning to believe in a friedsters conspiracy. Missing blogs, with the latest one being focused on my criticism of the President, raised the proverbial heat and I have no doubt that there were between six and ten high profile meetings with the top execs of the Friendster Corporation. Only after they discovered about my past rendezvous with the anti-internet revolutionary leaders was I placed in a secret underground holding cell. They tried to elicit names and future meeting dates with a variety of tortures, mostly psychological. After bringing in my sister, I gave them one name that basically led them on a ghost hunt. Finally they traced it all back to the anti-internet revolutionary mastermind, my puppy. I think he might of been jealous that I was giving the internet a little too much attention. When they realized he was a minor the let him go but put him on probation untill he turns two.
I've been watching too much "24."
Last night I went and saw the movie Jarhead. I expect

New Picswell i have new pics if all u want to check them out. there are all kinds of pics on my site. i have a great family and i am very pround of my family. i like to show them all off.

The Most Difficult Instrument To PlayTHE MOST DIFFICULT INSTRUMENT TO PLAY
Do you know what is the hardest instrument in the orchestra to play?
The hardest instrument to play is second fiddle. While all the rest
of the instruments have their own sections, the violins are divided
into two parts - "first" and "second" violins.
First violins are often the stars of the show. They get the melody
lines. They get to show off. They sit next to the audience.
Back behind, where they are hard to see, are the second violins. They
play a supporting role. They play harmony to the first violins.
Theirs is a service role. Their job is to round out the sound of the
other instruments. They serve the orchestra. They do what is not
glamorous so that the whole will be beautiful. Without the second
violins, the orchestra would sound incomplete.
You know what the hardest role to play in life is? Second fiddle. To
play second fiddle is to play a supporting role for someone else. And
it is sometimes a service role; doing wh

Things I LikeHi everyone...I'm a mature (aka OLD ...lol) computer professional. I have a love of legs wrapped in silky nylons and the ladies that enjoy showing them off. So much that I have a Yahoo group dedicated to the topic ( http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PS_H ). You can regularly find me in the Fetishes:40 chat room on yahoo where folks with a similar interest meet.
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Cooperisms Part 1Some small quotes from the Colonel
Cooperisms Part 1
GOOD BULLETS
January 1960--"Being a blackhearted reactionary, I've always been bitter about the loss of the great .30-caliber, 180-grain, boat-tailed, open-point-expanding bullet put out by Western before WW II. On my first big hunt I used it exclusively, and took moose, white goat, caribou and a 39x16-inch bighorn with exactly four shots."
SILHOUETTES
October 1960--"I have heard it proposed that we should never shoot at a silhouette, the idea of shooting at a man being too horrible to contemplate. Well now, are we suddenly unaware that there is such a thing as combat, or are we just trying to pretend that there isn't? This is a curious, latter-day parallel to the Victorian attitude about sex."
SPEED ON THE DRAW
April 1961--"All good combat shots are fast. Some are very fast indeed. But there is no point in asking whether they are faster or slower than a 'fast-draw' specialist. More pertinent is what the latter can hi

Pay AttentionFirst-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students . The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

A Bad DayYou Know It Will Be a Bad Day When
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H.
You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night....... and there aren't any.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did t

Chapter FourCHAPTER FOUR - Zepman's "How I Met Jimmy Page"
I awoke to a beautiful, sunny summer day, with surprisingly little ill effects from my night of drunken abandonment. After a nice breakfast across the Thames in Eton, I decided to check out Windsor Castle, which is one of the "residences" the Queen stays at when not at Buckingham Palace. The Castle tour was fabulous, with my favorite places being the Armor room (with a fantastic collection of antique swords, guns, and rifles), and some of the gardens that were in full bloom at that time.
Around 4 pm, I took several more pictures to finish that roll of film, then started making my way over to Page's house. I thought it would be appropriate, and a nice gesture, so I stopped in town to purchase a really fine bottle of wine (I didn't want to show up empty- handed!). While walking along the banks of the Thames on my way to Jimmy's residence, I started getting nervous, and worried that I would hear the same dreaded words, "Mr. Page is stil

Horror Film WisdomHORROR FILM WISDOM:
1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
3) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
4) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.
5) When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone.
6) If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
7) If you're running from the monster, you will

Hooray For Michigan StateProfessor Wichman E-mail
Claim: A Michigan professor sent an e-mail telling Muslim students to leave the country.
Status: True.
Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2006]
Hooray for Michigan State University (The Spartans) and Professor Wichman! Well, what do we have here. Looks like a small case of some people being able to dish it out, but not take it. Let's start at the top.
The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indrek Wichman. Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association. The e-mail was in response to the students' protest of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist. The group had complained the cartoons were "hate speech." Enter Professor Wichman. In his e-mail, he said the following:
Dear Moslem Association:
As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest. I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like b

Irish Priest In TexasFather O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

Dirty Poems Part 1On Limericks
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So rarely are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
Man from Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it!"
Man from Alsass
There once was a man from Alsass
Who had balls made out of brass
He rubbed them together
In stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his ass!
Woman from Wheeling
There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who got a funny feeling
So she laid on her back,
Spread open her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
Clinton and Her
Clinton just had to meet her;
He thought that no one was sweeter.
They had sex on the phone,
And when they were alone,
They played games like "Swallow the Leader".
Superman and Lois
As a kid, when we rode on the bus,
Deep questions we'd often di

Fuck Why Does It Hurt So MuchWhy Does It hurt So Much
There are people in your life that
come and go
There are some that make a ever lasting
impression
So why does it hurt so much..
When you think Your best friend would never
you hurt
Tells you that they feel all fucked up inside
Tells you needs to be left alone
Needs to figure out things on there own!!!
So why does it hurt so much...
Why hurt someone so much
There heart being pulled out
and only hanging by threads
When they told you they would give you the world
But now has taken it away
Why someone thinks they can be a part
of your life and just throw it away
like you were trash
Tell me why it hurts so much??

Do You Need A Man Quiz LolYou Need a Man!
You're the kind of girl who wants a boyfriend at all times...
And you're not ashamed to admit that men come first in your life.
Because of this, you've been to known to date some less than great guys just to have a boyfriend.
But you figure you'll just keep trying until you find the right one!
Do You Need a Man?

The Baby PhotographerThe Heberts were unable to conceive children, and decided
to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Hebert
kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here
soon".
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
Good morning madam.
I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. Come in," Mrs. Hebert cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! My specialty is babies."
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
Photographer - "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too. You can really spread out!"
Wife - "Bathtub, couch, bed, living room floor? No wonder it
didn't work for my husband and me."
Photographer

Fallen MemoirsIf only you'd let yourslf go
to be apart of a thing that no one can know~
Somethin drifting gone
what once was is now wrong~
Where would the justice be
if you were only a little free~
YOu fell apart at the dying seams
while the rest was only unhealed dreams~
Falling lost and forgotten thru that thick exhaust
torn and tortured thru mindless horefrost~
A picture of serenity wrapped in a glass box
yours for the taking if you dont know the lock~
Letting air escape in silent reverie
could be a breath of smog or just another
Memory...~
~D.

The Ample Woman!Life for the larger lady can be pretty tough. Magazines and TV deify the undernourished. Attractive, fashionable, flattering clothes are scarce and expensive. If you go to the movies the heroine is always as thin as a pencil - although she might have an unmarried fat friend. The token fatty is the 90's equivalent of the token black. Although film makers pay lip service to the PC, gay, non-white and large characters are always marginalised and usually stereotypical. Complete strangers feel entitled to make personal remarks about our size. We are the butt of jokes. The medical profession does not take our health seriously. Yet popular myth has it that fat people are jolly!
Any woman who manages to remain cheerful in the face of such prejudice is either saintly or a couple of grapes short of an orgy. But while we have little cause to be jolly, we can justifiably feel smug. It's a strange but true fact that big women have more sex than slim ones! I know statistics can prove anything, bu

Where Do I Begin?Being on this site has given me revelations of sorts. I am quite the flirt...lol! Never was my intention to take anything very seriously on here. However, through all of this aimless flirting I have discovered a few friends. I have also discovered that against my better judgement, I have become somewhat like everybody else on this site. Creating some kind of life that really does not exist. Giving into the pressure to show my body in a fashion that I thought I would never ever do. However, the comments I have gotten have really boosted my self esteem, and for that I say thank you. I really am unclear what the purpose of blogs are, but what the hell they seem to be somewhat insightful and it really helps you get to know an individual beyond all the sexual inuendos that are made while conversing in the shoutbox. It is also nice to know that everyone truly isnt all about sex, but maybe fulfilling an emotional need that is void or doesnt even exist. So I may start "blogging" just in case a

Joke Of The Day 10/7/06Two couples are on a double date when they start talking about partner swapping. They decide it would be cool to try it out. The two couples then go to a local motel. They rent two rooms for the night, and the newly shuffled couples go to their respective rooms. One couple, in their room, go wild with each other. They make love for hours. When finished, one of the two rolls over on her side, props herself on one elbow, lights up a cigarette, looks at her partner, and says: "I wonder how the guys are doing?"

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Brand Name CondomsWhich condom would you use?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

The Child In The Shadowsnothing really seems to matter to the child in the
black robe sitting in the corner waiting to be loved
no one could ever convince him that love is real
too late for it too little to care it was his destiny he was to been the one
destiny remains unfulfilled love will always deny him truth will never be told
lies are what will unfold
never look in my soul again
in the end the demons will win

Some Song I Worte,I REMEMBER, IN MY MIND, LIKE TIME STOOD STILL, AND I REMEMBER, LIKE YESTERDAY, WHEN YOU WHERE HERE, AND TOMORROW, NEVER KNOWS, WHERE THIS ROAD MAY END, LOST DREAMS, REMIND ME, THE WAY IT USED TO BE, IF I COULD TAKE YOU IN MY ARMS, FOR A THOUSAND YEARS, LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND CALM YOUR FEARS, I WOULD LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME,

Penis TransplantOur man Bob, has worked at the ballbearing factory in his home town, for the past fourty years without an accident. Suddenly one day everything went wrong, there was a huge explosion and the bulk of the factory is blown to bits.
The next day Bob finds himself in the hospital, wrapped in bandages and surrounded by loved ones. Just then the doctor walks in and tells Bob the bad news. "Well," says the sawbones, "I guess threre's no easy way to tell you this son, but you've lost your penis. We did everything we could to save it but it was just too damaged."
Well, Bob lay silent for a few moments, and then asked: "What the hell am I going to do now?"
"Not to worry," replied the doc," I've got a drawer full of replacements, I'll simply graft one on after you've had a few weeks of rest."
So, a few weeks go by and Bob ends up at the doctors office. After a bit of small talk they get down to business.
"Now Bob," says the doc, "I've got quite a few different penises here for

Something I Wrote In Australia. . . I Like This One, A Lot.HEART TO HANG ONTO
(Lights rise on a bar. The Bartender is cleaning up behind the bar and pouring beers from the tap. Johnny Boy sits on a stool, head down on the bar. Danny is sitting alone at a table on stage left, playing his guitar. There are customers seated sporadically around the room at tables, drinking and talking amongst themselves. Children run noisily through the room, laughing and playing. The Bartender comes out from behind the bar to serve the drinks he has just poured.)
BARTENDER:
Here ya’ go, friend.
(Sets drink on the table)
Drink up, now. How’s little Kenny doin’? Got hisself a toucha’ the flu, I hear. . .
CUSTOMER 1:
(Picks up the beer and takes a sip)
He’s doin’ better, thanks ‘Tender. I expect he’ll be out playin’ ball again in a day or two. I’ll let my Frannie know you was askin’ about him.
BARTENDER:
No trouble at all. You let me know if ya’ need anything else.
(Walks off to another table)
CUSTOMER 2:
(Waves)

And.......As many times as my mommy has posted this and I have only gotten 15 little votes. *sniffle* Please help me so mommy can stop posting this shit. *ruff ruff ruff*
Ya'll must not know my mommy. She isn't gonna stop doing this until ya'll go vote or comment my picture.
Hi...my name is Snapple. My mommy showed me the pic she posted of me so she could beg for votes. I don't think she is begging enough, because I am not winning. I really want to win this contest so mommy will be extra proud of me. Will you help me? Pimp me? Vote for me? Leave me a comment? I'll share my doggie treats with you.
Just click on my picture below and you'll go straight to MS. Vixen's page she has just for me

Funny!Sunday I was bored so asked the wife if she would mind takeing a few pics of me!I really liked one and made it my new primary pic.all the face shots of me ,are of me with mustash&chin hairs!I shaved and damit I looked good!well after posting it I was flooded with guys comeing on my page.I guess they saw the long hair and got all excited and had to check me out!Don't be hateing cause I'm beautiful!Don't want you damn men anyways !So it came down to either change my pic to an older one or change my name toe like Stud Boy or Chicks Dig Me. or the name that my on-line chat friends all call me Mr.We(or by my real name!)So if you woundering why the name change well there it is.tell your men to stop checking me out cause they aint getting any of this!and to the one guy who sent me a friends request(your just not right boy!)denyed. hehe .have a good day!

Hip Hip Hurray I Am Going Out This Weekend!Well I finley got a sunday off from working every weekend for the past four months. And I am so happy because I get to go out and sunday is my birthday,so I am going to get pretty drunk and have me a good old time since I wont be able to do it for a long time again.I am meeting up with a person I meet online and I cant wait to meet her.We have been chatting for a while now and its going to be so cool to finley meet the real person I have been talking to.I am going to take lots of pictures that night so check my photos out to see how much fun we had.I also have some new pics I took yesterday to add I am hoping to add then today or tomorrow,that is if I can find the cord to down load them.So just keep checking my photos to see what new ones I add.And I also will post about what happens after I go out this weekend.

For All FriendsA simple Friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

Hard Time Or Something Like Itits that time again. this time i think its induced. im trying to shake the habit, im trying to make things change. i think that has a lot to do with what is happening this morning. dead fucking hollow like adam says. thats what today feels like. its been so long that i dont know the rest. i wonder if its worth it? everything was good before i tried to shake the habit and now things are shakey at best. as i layed last night i had all those shitty thoughts pop back in like an unwanted visitor once again. they come back from time to time prying themselves into my day unwelcome but reminding me of how awful and miserable they can make me feel. they bring a long a big giant cooler full of ice cold pain and dispair to pummel my already dismal day. those visons make me hurt. they make me feel desparate and alone. they remind me and i dont like to be reminded of all that shit. how come they always seem so vivid and clear like im watching it all on dvd in high definition display? i fight it and

Crazy Funhaha I had a great weekend I went to the foot ball game friday then saturday i hung out with katie and we ended up hanging out at ryans that went to rob's then ended up leaving there to go to garfields with seth and jut haha on saturday and then we hung out inthe mall parkin lot, wally world parking lot, then dunkin donuts parkin lot until wee in the morning them katie and I went to brian's to stay over of course i slept on the couch and she slept in the bed with him..haha then sunday we saw jut and seth again and went to denny's where I ran into Marques.. haha he's so freakin sweet..seth was sweet to cause he bought us some food..any ways after that we drove around the mall with me, katie, and jut in the back of his truck haha we do some crazy things to entertain ourselves..haha any ways if only you could see the person inside of me..
Aphid..

Tag~*~Tag ~*~
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
Ok...so here they are..
1.when i am cooking don't bother me
2.in the evening when everything and everyone has settled down, a nice fatty and a Z is the bong
3. when i get high i get horny as hell(no luck at home)
4. i hate picking up after everybody
5. when i eat i use alot of salt
6. i'm a very impatience person
I choose: morgster,blossom rose,raiden,axl,crazysane,and tazzy
GOOD LUCK MY FRIEDS :))

Still YuckyI still have the blahs but I hope I'll get over them soon. Who knows maybe having David here for close to a month will help. That's right mom and Jen are leaving today to go and pick up the snot child. We will have him for about a month. He will be with us for Halloween. YAY!!!! this means candy in the house and a child going from house to house for treats. It's been a lil bit sense I've got to do that stuff. Though I was still getting candy when I took my cousin out. They thought I was just an older kid waiting for candy too.
Well I know this isn't to long of an entry but that's life. I'm going to go watch tv and get some sleep.
Love
Stace

Why Would YouWhy would you from mario's how could you
Verse1
Its kind of crazy babe
How you could be so lame
Caught me with another nigga
And telling me I am to blame
Fall back on the things you did
How you left me at your crib
Gone for months at a time
Got me caring for you kid
Hook 1
You made it clear to me
You didn't care for me
Love made me blind baby
But now I see
You though you had me
And that I wouldn't leave
Please baby, baby won't tell me
Chorus
Why would you play the games that you play
Why would you let your homeboys know where you lay
Don't you know that a woman will always find out
So why would you, why would you
Why would you try...
Why would you lie to me dead in my face
Why would you commit the crime and leave a trace
Why would you turn what was love into hate
Why would you, why would you
Why would you try me
Verse 2
You must be out your mind
You must be dumb and blind
To think I didn't say
All the shit you heard
You didn't possibly think
I

What Is Your Seduction Style?You are charming.
You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

The VampireIt was a clear morning when we were dropped off in the North Beach area of town, to be honest it was a relief, it had been foggy enough the last few days and we thought we'd be greeted by thick sea mists that would spoil the trip.
There wasn't that many of us, there was a family from Arizona, I think the father had lived in frisco during the 60's and was bring the family home to look at the magical places that lived on in his mind, then there was a young guy from Portland, quiet, slim guy, and myself, and another young guy joined us as we reached the golden gate park, I took him for a local, I'm not sure why, he just looked at home there, I also think he may have been some kind of artist cuz he had a large pad of paper and a case with him that looked like the sort of case you carry paints in. At first he intrested me quite a bit, his local knowledge seemed useful, the tales of the city, the sights, the sounds, the history and culture, but I soon turned from him cuz he talked to much

SchoolI finished my first course in school and passed with a B so I am really excited and proud of myself cause it was no easy class. But in order to proceed with my assoicates in Criminal Justice I had to take the class