Friend of mine who does hair electrolysis said some have their buttcracks, what would you call it, Electrolyzed? Electrocuted? Electroluxed? (Naw, the old ad in Britain said "Electrolux Really Sucks" and that's the other side of the torso...), um, yeah, to get rid of the hair... tho she said most consider it a real pain in the ass.

No, maryanimal is talking about a different animal. I don't know why people bleach their asscrack. But I"ve heard of it too often to lightly dismiss same. I'm not about to put it on a par with foot-binding, because those little girls were far too young to ask for or consent to same. HOwever, extream body modifications (not that this is on a par) occur with enough frequency, and our technologically advanced and advertising heavy culture means that all sorts of silly ideas become possible and people are pushed into doing them for whatever reason. I think it's simply an embarassment to these people that their crack is dark. I'd offer up western europe's cultural crushing at the hands of the rc church, and the imposition of an extreamely body-negative culture perpetrated thereby, but I always do that , and it must be getting boring. So I'm going to go with, The Great Pumpkin Told Them To Do It.

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theCryptofishist wrote:No, maryanimal is talking about a different animal. I don't know why people bleach their asscrack. But I"ve heard of it too often to lightly dismiss same. I'm not about to put it on a par with foot-binding, because those little girls were far too young to ask for or consent to same. HOwever, extream body modifications (not that this is on a par) occur with enough frequency, and our technologically advanced and advertising heavy culture means that all sorts of silly ideas become possible and people are pushed into doing them for whatever reason. I think it's simply an embarassment to these people that their crack is dark. I'd offer up western europe's cultural crushing at the hands of the rc church, and the imposition of an extreamely body-negative culture perpetrated thereby, but I always do that , and it must be getting boring. So I'm going to go with, The Great Pumpkin Told Them To Do It.

That thar Great Punkin sho nuff is kinky. That's the same one who likes southern boys knocking a hole in it and, uh, you know... Committing unspeakable acts against organic produce...

He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma, painted in hot pants. - SavannahPropane ToysHow to do it wrong:

The purpose of bleaching the ass crack is assthetical. You know how that bikini line shows right down that crack like an arrow pointing to the center of attention? Well imagine that porn star with that lovely tanline pointing to that shitty brown underside most of us have naturally.

It just looks more like,,,,, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and less like,,,, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Trishntek wrote:The purpose of bleaching the ass crack is assthetical. You know how that bikini line shows right down that crack like an arrow pointing to the center of attention? Well imagine that porn star with that lovely tanline pointing to that shitty brown underside most of us have naturally. It's just looks more like,,,,, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Skin bleaching is nothing new. Michael Jackson was accused of doing it,,,, never heard it confirmed though. But dermatologists may refer the treatment for specific skin blemishes. Lasers seem to be the latest and greatest for that purpose.

I may be wrong, but especially for the sex industry, bleaching where the sun don't shine mitigates the affect of waxing and shaving and chaffing.

Ah the gifts America gives us! Such innovation. And I learn so much from this thread - thank you. At home we have just started with vagazzlers - sparkly stuff you put on your vagina. But I can see now that is old school. Vagina mints etc are clearly coming our way. Vaginas rock why would anyone want to dazzle them up. Meh I don't understand.

melaniejane wrote:Ah the gifts America gives us! Such innovation. And I learn so much from this thread - thank you. At home we have just started with vagazzlers - sparkly stuff you put on your vagina. But I can see now that is old school. Vagina mints etc are clearly coming our way. Vaginas rock why would anyone want to dazzle them up. Meh I don't understand.

A well cared for vagina needs no additional decoration, hardware, or yardwork to be appreciated.

He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma, painted in hot pants. - SavannahPropane ToysHow to do it wrong:

ok ok... catching my breath from laughing so much, starting with MA's jogging and ending at the decorated woo ha! This thread has a class all on its own.

It brought up fond memories of what little kids call their parts when there parents don't want them to go around saying "my vagina hurts" my mom taught me to say the word *feekey* which is Italian for vagina. My friend called it a *cracker jack* and one of the best was a little girl I was babysitting she called it a *wookie* and her brother had a *winky* - - I thought to myself I hope she doesn't watch Star Wars anytime soon.

dear Eplaya, its so very difficult to write this but i feel its best to honest about these things, it's not that i dont care for you, but there is someone else, she has always been there. In fact it's how i met you but she wasn't ready to commit. I really feel bad about this but now i have confirmation from her and i have checked she really is ready to give it a go. I dont want you to feel bad or second best, in fact my feelings for you have grown over the time we have spent together but if I don't do this I will always be thinking 'what if'. please forgive me, my darling, I do really love you but I have to go to my first love she goes by a few names but I know her best as Black Rock, she has promised me an unforgettable experience.I hope we can still be friends

GRAIdawg

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graidawg wrote:dear Eplaya, its so very difficult to write this but i feel its best to honest about these things, it's not that i dont care for you, but there is someone else, she has always been there. In fact it's how i met you but she wasn't ready to commit. I really feel bad about this but now i have confirmation from her and i have checked she really is ready to give it a go. I dont want you to feel bad or second best, in fact my feelings for you have grown over the time we have spent together but if I don't do this I will always be thinking 'what if'. please forgive me, my darling, I do really love you but I have to go to my first love she goes by a few names but I know her best as Black Rock, she has promised me an unforgettable experience.I hope we can still be friends

GRAIdawg

Safe travels, brother! See you back home

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Methinks in about one more week, if not sooner, it will die into the abyss of threads without a spool. I'm so fucking busy right now, I'm surprise I didn't fall asleep the second I sat down! Happy trails everyone!