Fossil Fuels found under Zimbabwe!

The much troubled African country may be on its way to economic recovery soon, as the discovery by scientist looking for new water sources has changed the third world area into the next hottest property.

In other news George Bush and Tony Blair have held emergency meetings regarding the recent behaviour of Zimbabwe's leader Robert Mugabe and have decided it would be best for all concerned for America and England to invade Zimbabwe as soon as is humanly possible.

Messrs Bush and Blair said in a joint statement that they find themselves suddenly outraged at the current regime and have only the best interests of the Zimbabwean people at heart and wish to restore a democratic regime so as to protect their valuable resources.

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