Terrible Friends Podcast

In this episode, Jake tells about his honeymoon in California. He stayed at a horrible hotel in San Diego, went fishing in the ocean, tried bodyboarding (which he wasn’t very good at), and went kayaking and snorkeling (which he wasn’t very good at either) with sharks and sea lions.

That’s right, Jake got married, and his good friends Jeff and Rich were right there to celebrate. In this episode, the guys talk about some funny things that happened before and after the wedding, including Jake’s continuous run-ins with the local homeless, Jeff nearly having to decimate a child’s birthday party, an unforgettable excursion to a shady liquor store to buy champagne, and a discussion about auction house artwork.

According to Jake, this is Frosty, the steer that he won a Grand Champion ribbon at the Harper County Fair when he was 10. And this is 10 year old Jake, obviously.

Here’s the glorious artwork featured at the reception hall (auction house shed) at Jake’s wedding reception.

We’ve got a new guest this week, Austin, TX stand-up comedian Gy Odom. We discuss a new (to us anyway) Jamaican dance phenomenon called “Daggering”. Jeff also shares a website where you can buy all sorts of science class supplies, such as pickled pig fetuses, and dead sharks. Or you can use them to terrorize your friends.

Hey everyone! Jake just got married! Now, I know what you’re thinking to yourself, “Great. Now I get to listen to them talk about Jake’s wedding for the next hour.” Well, don’t worry! That won’t happen until next week’s show! This week Jake is on his honeymoon, so Jeff slides into the over-sized host chair and he and Rich are joined by their college friend Josh!

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If nothing else could be said about us here at the Terrible Friends Podcast, it’s that we have your health and safety in mind at all times. This means that when we realized our recording session with the man known to the internet as King Lou contained WAAAAYYYY more than your daily recommended dose of awesome, we decided it was our duty to split it into two separate episodes. So here’s part two, safely ready for you to shove deep inside your ear holes. Enjoy.

When you’re done listening, you should check out our guest’s amazing podcast, Lou Reads the Internet for You! It’s one of our personal favorites, and like our own brand of humor, contains hours of hilarious and sometimes disgusting information. You should also stop by and like our Facebook page, and follow us on Twitter. Please head over to our iTunes page too and leave us a review. We love that shit.

This week we are joined by our good friend Lou who has a wonderful podcast called Lou Reads the Internet for You. On his podcast, Lou reads some of the weirdest and worst that the Internet has to offer, so you don’t have to. It’s a hilarious podcast and you should definitely check it out.

Lou tells us about his recent trip to PAX where he worked as an announcer for the League of Legends championship, and saw all manner of strange and wondrous things. He also shares with us an example of how a truly awful Internet meme can be used to create something artful and creative (Gotse into an awesome coffe mug), and what to do when you get mailed a wholesalers catalog for porn merchandise. In case you’re wondering, you make magnets.

Jake’s getting married, so he had a bachelor’s party! In this episode we talk all about it. The night involved chicken wings, sour beer, and Jake getting the crap beat out of him by a pair of strippers. Enjoy!

Our good friend Matt Clark is back again this week, and we come up with some marketing slogans for a shoelace store.

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We’ve got our good friend Matt Clark as our guest this week. Jeff and Rich “apologize” for being awful to Jake in the previous podcast and the boys talk about the funny things they used to do to people in chat rooms when they were in high school.

We’ve got our friend Nolan back as a special guest this week. He tells us all about the woes of adulthood, and Jake recounts a recent trip to Chicago where he acted super awkward and annoyed about everyone he met. Enjoy!

What is The Terrible Friends Podcast?

A no-coast comedy podcast made up of a Neapolitan-like trifecta of crazy day-to-day stories, traumatic childhood events, and the exploration of the most Cimmerian places on the internet, occasionally punctuated by a the staccato flourish of a kazoo and guitar. OR: Three friends and a guest sitting around making jokes about penmanship. ALSO: A Podcast about Enthusiasm!