Monday, April 12, 200410:26 p.m.
I always thought that prostitution was the oldest profession, but I guess posing for pr0n can also be considered. DON'T CLICK THAT LINK.

Thursday, April 8, 200404:48 p.m.Today I was in a men's restroom at the courthouse and I saw a pile of human shit with a paperbag on top of it a mere two feet away from the toilet, which was clean enough to eat offa. New Orleans: Proud to call it home.

Monday, April 5, 200405:46 p.m.Today I saw a dead rat on the sidewalk. New Orleans: Proud to call it home.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004
09:18 a.m.A sad turn of events: The Waffle House near my home has been torn down! I can remember eating there with my sister one Easter Sunday...I can remember meeting up with a friend from out of town there because it was one of the first things one saw as he/she got offa the highway...I can remember getting my hashbrowns both smothered and covered...good times, great oldies. I can only hope that someone will take that sacred piece of dirt and erect something new and wonderful upon its besmirched surface...like maybe an IHOP or something.

www.STD-dating.com. A website where young people with STDs can hook up with other young people with STDs.

Monday, March 8, 200410:42 a.m.
The next motherfucker who says something "cute" to me like, "I'm an investment banker by day, but by night I fight crime!" will get stabbed in the face with an ice-pick! These are the same assholes who think it's "funny" to yell "Free Bird!" at rock concerts.