Bow Down, Christmas Carolers … Jim Nabors Is Here To Show You How It’s Done

It’s that time of year again — when there’s magic in the air, a gleam in children’s eyes, and we’re serenaded by the dulcet tones of America’s greatest badass. That’s right, the Jim Nabors Christmas Album hits stores again this week, and if it’s NOT on sale at the IZOD IndyCar Store — then is should be. Why?

Because Jim Nabors will rock your face off with his majesty & confidence, and this album proves no different. He sings all of his time-honored classics here, including:

"It’s Christmas Time When I Tell You It Is"

"Put Some Lovemaking in My Stocking"

"Andy Griffith, That Filthy Bastard, Re-Gifted Me a Toaster"

"The Sniper Stand & the Mistletoe: A Love Story"

"Sometimes Santa Needs a Beatdown" (a duet with Kris Kristofferson)

"The Best Present Is a Bottle of Fine Cognac"

"I Saw Jimmy Kissing Carol Burnett"

"I Have No Problems with Hanukkah"

"Drink This Eggnog (Or Prepare to Be Thrashed)"

"Fake Christmas Trees Are For Dirty Communists"

And there’s much more (as I’m sure we’ll hear about in the comments).

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21 Responses to “Bow Down, Christmas Carolers … Jim Nabors Is Here To Show You How It’s Done”

HOBBSON, YOU BASTARD. You’re like a virus … use one one host (Silent Pagoda) and move on to the next. We’ll, we’re going to make a stand …. hey, is that single malt you got there? ….. Welcome my brother! Just take it easy on George’s place. He just had the furniture scotchguarded. Reminds me to change my blog control panel password. You’re not going to talk about Nabors’ testicles AGAIN, are you?

Indygirl, don’t worry about George, he has a new BFF!
He’s getting shoutourts on twitter from his favorite driver!
You probably couldn’t guess who Georges new BFF is
From Twitter..
Great read – ‘Sam Schmidt: An Enduring Legacy’ http://tinyurl.com/ygy5vue @SSM99

Come home, George. Hobbson found the prescription medications in the bathroom and has locked himself inside with your telephone, the 1971 500 Race decanter of Wild Turkey and the antique shotgun that hung over the mantle. He’s starting to make prank calls now. He’s already called Milwaukee and told them Oilpressure would sponsor the Mile next year…