"Rasputin"

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"Hakeem Olajuwon"

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There lived a certain man in Houston long agoThough he's born in a Nigerian city of LagosMost people looked at him as a redshirt starEvery Houston civvie always knows him by heartHe could reach for the skies like a shuttle, full of dreams and desireAnd his "Dream Shake" was a footsie shuffle newbies would inspire

Hakeem Olajuwon, Houston's number one's the bombThere is no nightmare that will stand in his wayHakeem Olajuwon, Houston Rockets' number oneHe was a legend since back in the days

He's tall like Ralph Samspon, his Twin Tower teammateWhat had claimed to his fame was his red-rocket fateAt the time Michael Jordan played for Chicago BullsAnd Kevin Garnett's years with the TimberwolvesCue a slam dunk, no German suplexHe also formed "Phi Slama Jama"Every move that's quite worth a reflexFits for an uber-dreamer

Hakeem Olajuwon, Houston's number one's the bombHe also aced soccer for his footworkHakeem Olajuwon, Houston Rockets' number oneBetter than Dallas irregular Dirk

Before he drew his career to a close by joining the Toronto RaptorsHe was on Dream Team 3 and won the 1996 Summer Olympics

"This man's just got to go!" declared his Raptor fiendsOn the day he retired, ends justified the meansNo doubt Olajuwon had lots of midday dreamsThough he was a brute, but he hardly makes a sceneAlways being on top for eonsA hero that no one can blameMove over John Stockton, he's beyondThe atmosphere that he reigned

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