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Yesterday we shared this story about some fupa fungus from Fitchburg who killed a turtle by kicking it in the head, and then uploaded it to social media. The video we uploaded to Youtube was removed because Youtube, just like all silicon valley startups, is run by PC millenial pussies who have a problem with public shaming of terrible people. Here it is if you haven’t seen it. Be warned, it’s not pretty.

So the Environmental Police are investigating it. Hopefully he and Raul Fernandez, the cameraman, will both be arrested. The video evidence is the only evidence that matters. They are guilty. Arrest them.

Well today the fupa fungus messaged us on Facebook and is the five thousandth person this week to file a deformation lawsuit against us….

Not even Deskie was in the mood to humor this human garbage. Hopefully they didn’t arrest him today because it’s a holiday. He needs to be arrested, because I can’t imagine how what he did doesn’t violate a whole bunch of laws.

That blog has been viewed more than any this entire year on Turtleboy. Everyone knows what you look like, and everyone hates you. You better hope the cops find you first Austin. People are pretty upset.

I really don’t understand how certain people like this know the word ‘defamation’ but don’t know that ‘defamation’ is only if the person says something that they both know to be false and that also hurts the person’s reputation or character. If someone did or said something and it’s true, anyone can publicly talk or post about it and as long as they don’t purposely lie, there’s nothing illegal about it. Defamation = false. Truth can NOT be defamation.

Defamation – Any intentional false communication, either written or spoken, that harms a person’s reputation; decreases the respect, regard, or confidence in which a person is held; or induces disparaging, hostile, or disagreeable opinions or feelings against a person.

There is no mention of it on the Massachusetts Environmental Police FB page. Not saying they have to address it on social media, but are we just taking Gardner PD’s word that they passed the complaint along?

Dudes like this make me chuckle: Tubby little fuck with moobs who thinks he’s Chuck Norris because he can make is flabby leg lift high enough to kick an innocent turtle. Sort of like the short guys you see driving around in obnoxiously loud pickups with lift kits.
It’s usually because they suffer from micro-penis issues…..and feel the need to bolster their “masculinity”.
Feel better now, “big guy”?

Ginger karate douche, torturing and killing animals. In Massachusetts It is illegal to possess or transport any live wild animal without being a licensed Problem Animal Control Agent. Fishing regulations require a freshwater fishing permit to harvest snapping turtles and the seasons are January 1 – April 30 and July 17 – December 31.

This Snapping Turtle was
1) Taken alive and transported illegally.
2) Harvested out of season. (poaching)
3) Harvested without a permit.

Mass General Law Part IV, Title I, Chapter 272, Section 77:
“Whosoever tortures, torments, cruelly beats, mutilates or kills an animal”
“or causes or procures an animal to”. (see above”
“shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than 7 years or in the house of correction for not more than 2.5 years or by a fine of not more than $5,000.00 dollars or both”. A second of subsequent offense increases to 10 years and $10,000.00 dollars.

Paul Figueroa janitor in Hill Crest nursing home and rehab facility. Hate to think of what he might be filming or doing with the disabled and elderly persons living there. He is an equal participant in this torture and killing.

MEP, Gardner and Fitchburg LEO’s are coming for you Austin Shook. You will do time for your sick crime. Your time is short, be afraid criminal. You won’t survive being locked up with the gangs and the hardcore population. You’re soft and weak, you will not do well there.

. “…Take my shit down or I’m gonna sue you for defamation of character.”
Austin Shook, you have no character to defame. Case closed.
Guilty as charged.

Big “very little man and his camera buddy” against a defenseless turtle. Hope when they get before a judge, that the judge gets how proud they were to do what that did to a turtle. 10-20-30 years from now explains this to a future employer.