JerkStore:I like girls in tight clothes as much as the next guy, but if the rule says don't wear them, how hard is it to pick a different pair of pants? It's not like this is some kind of oppressive regime that says everyone must wear burlap sacks or something, it just says no yoga pants. I'm sure they have other pants they can wear, it's not a hardship. Protesting because you can't wear fashionable pants is the wrong hill to die on when you're in high school.

True enough, but the more things change, the more they remain the same. Remembering how I acted and thought back in high school in the late 80s, if the administration had told me that I couldn't wear Metallica or Slayer T-shirts, I would have been convinced that this was the grossest miscarriage of justice since Dred Scott.

FirstNationalBastard:Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.

See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".

THIS. Skinny little white-girl ass need not apply. So sad when there's wrinkles and bags in these pants because the wearer has the NOASSITOL disease.Nothing like a round curvy booty (that looks like it's PAST puberty) and thighs wrapped in a snug, stretchy, clinging pair of lycra spandex... I'll be in my bunk.../red beans and rice didn't miss her

Gyrfalcon:Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.

Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.

rewind2846:FirstNationalBastard: Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.

See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".

THIS. Skinny little white-girl ass need not apply. So sad when there's wrinkles and bags in these pants because the wearer has the NOASSITOL disease.Nothing like a round curvy booty (that looks like it's PAST puberty) and thighs wrapped in a snug, stretchy, clinging pair of lycra spandex... I'll be in my bunk.../red beans and rice didn't miss her

Just remember that those "booties" turn into "chunky, sloppy bags of cottage cheese" real quick. You start out with a girl with a badonkadonk, and you end up with Honey Boo Boo's mom cutting gigantic, wet farts in bed next to you.

So I'm dropping my son off at Middle School and this girl gets out of the car in front of us. She looks "developed" and is wearing skin tight leggings. You can make out every curve and crevice on her lower torso. And her mom just dropped her off at school like that. I wouldn't let my 13 year old daughter out of the house with a camel toe (believe me I make her change her pants). What are these parents thinking? Every boy is going to be staring at her junk.

ristst:Nix Nightbird: I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

In case you don't know...40 years ago, there was a band called Black Oak Arkansas, who had a lead singer known as Jim Dandy. He did the "yoga pants on a guy" many decades before yoga pants were on anyone's radar. (Don't think they were called yoga pants back then) Oh, and BTW....the band was *enormously* successful. At their peak they were one of the top 5 concert draws in the world. Partly from Dandy's outrageous stage antics...and also from their abundance of scandalous, suggestive lyrics.

Like....Hot and Nasty, I've got a Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Rod, Back Door Man, Fistful of Love, and on and on. They had songs that weren't filthy, but the nasty ones got the most attention.

Jim Dandy to the rescue.....

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My band opened for Black Oak a few months back, and all I have to say is that i'm REALLY glad that Jim Dandy doesn't wear those pants anymore..

ristst:holdenoversoul: My band opened for Black Oak a few months back, and all I have to say is that i'm REALLY glad that Jim Dandy doesn't wear those pants anymore..

I saw the documentary on them on Palladia a couple months back. Jim Dandy was a madman on stage. And he loved showin' off his package...!

Got lotsa memories of playing gigs in the mid 70s, hearing people yell "BLACK OAK!!!"

..and they still put on a great show, even though Rickie Lee Reynolds is the only 'original' member in the band. It was a gas to open for them and to meet Jim Dandy. They even dug my band! But yeah this guy doesn't need to wear yoga pants (sorry for the terrible picture quality - I was busy rockin' out):

holdenoversoul:..and they still put on a great show, even though Rickie Lee Reynolds is the only 'original' member in the band. It was a gas to open for them and to meet Jim Dandy. They even dug my band! But yeah this guy doesn't need to wear yoga pants (sorry for the terrible picture quality - I was busy rockin' out):[img.fark.net image 266x402]

Man, that is *awesome*. I see Jim still plays the washboard....does he still do it in his trademark manner? (like he's rubbing one out)

What was cool about that band was, the record label originally did not think much of Jim Dandy...but the public went crazy over the guy, and fans turned out in droves to see their shows. Absolutely one of a kind there...he had his own thing going.

Nix Nightbird:Just remember that those "booties" turn into "chunky, sloppy bags of cottage cheese" real quick. You start out with a girl with a badonkadonk, and you end up with Honey Boo Boo's mom cutting gigantic, wet farts in bed next to you.

Not always. Some of those skinny adolescent girls grow to be right porkers once they drop a couple of sprogs and pick up that bag of cheetos. Then not only are they fat, but they're fat with a flat ass. Just sort of spreads to the side, like pancake batter on a griddle.

Now if we're talking about those of the fairer sex of a more normal weight, real booty tends to stay put where it is in most black women. My sister in law is 48 this year with a 26 year old daughter and a 20 year old son, and that son's friends have hit on her before they knew who she was. The girls she hangs out with at the gym are the same way. Even her MOM (71 years old) is killing her stretch pants, so genetics are a factor... but so is laying off the Ho Ho's.

ristst:holdenoversoul: ..and they still put on a great show, even though Rickie Lee Reynolds is the only 'original' member in the band. It was a gas to open for them and to meet Jim Dandy. They even dug my band! But yeah this guy doesn't need to wear yoga pants (sorry for the terrible picture quality - I was busy rockin' out):[img.fark.net image 266x402]

Man, that is *awesome*. I see Jim still plays the washboard....does he still do it in his trademark manner? (like he's rubbing one out)

What was cool about that band was, the record label originally did not think much of Jim Dandy...but the public went crazy over the guy, and fans turned out in droves to see their shows. Absolutely one of a kind there...he had his own thing going.

He wasn't really too explicit with his stage antics - he's not quite as limber as he was in the '70s, I imagine. The banter was pretty hilarious, though.