Educating people on sex matters in March 2014. Not the usual education. This entire thread is why I would make a bad PT member.

Day OneCat sex is painful. The male cats have barbs on their dicks so the female cat cannot get away without destroying her insides. Girl cats seek sexual gratification from their human companions during heat, their humans give them orgasms make them go away.

I am surprised SJW feminists aren't all over this one, they will probably have us mutilating the genitals of male cats and giving the girl cats a good shag.

Day TwoIf you choose to stick your dong in warm food products, make sure that food product is not piping hot. You will end up with painful burns and immense embarrassment upon visiting your emergency room. Be warned, you may be telling yourself that they aren't laughing at you but you're wrong. They are. And the best way to deal with it is to leave that deep deep in the past ready to tell the grandchildren in 20 years time...if you are about to have children after this...