The Priest Who Almost Got Away

I was going to complain about the fact that Eric had to go to a hotel that is clearly within easy driving distance of Salem just to prepare for a meeting. But in light of the way that every damn person is swanning around just needing to see him, maybe it was a wise move.

“Where’s Eric? I hope he’s resting!!!”

Woman, he would rest a lot better if he didn’t have all you busybodies trying to track him down! And he has a meeting, not a damn triathlon. Cool it.

Although, what in the hell did that doctor give Kristen to inject Eric with? He looks like hell.

Has she ever heard of a roofie? It seems that might be more effective than giving him malaria. It’s a good thing nosy-ass Nicole and her crocheted sweater-jacket from 2001 came to find him!