you’ll never believe where this new, good thing is! IN THE FREAKING DESERT! WHERE DESERT PEOPLE LIVE!!!!!! OH MY GOD IT’S 2013 ANDILITERALLY AM STILL DESPERATELY CLINGING TO THE 90’S PERCEPTION OF THE MIDDLE EAST

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