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Katie Dorsey gave me a mix tape in 1992. It had the Shoop song by Cher and Orange Crush by REM on it. I used to listen to it while I mowed my parents loan. I really liked Katie, she got mono and then broke up with me.

She was a swimmer, I don't she really appreciated my playground basketball skillz.

Posted by jimmymetzger on 6/11/2013 5:48:00 PM (view original):screw you guys - was just pointing out how stupid it is that a recruit would not consider how good a coach is at basketball and ways to fix it.

you dorks have fun with your math game.

I heard that Eisenhower was really good at Risk. Tangentially, Donald Trump is undefeated at Monopoly. (He always uses the boot.)

Posted by jimmymetzger on 6/11/2013 5:48:00 PM (view original):screw you guys - was just pointing out how stupid it is that a recruit would not consider how good a coach is at basketball and ways to fix it.

Posted by Weena on 6/11/2013 3:07:00 AM (view original):WIS MC: OK, our next applicant is Marvin Kougouka from Skeeteritch, Idaho. Tell us what you know, Marvin.

Marvin: Basketball is game played by 2 teams with 5 players each. The whole point of the game is to get the basketball through your opponent's net (an elevated horizontal hoop) within the established rules. The team without the ball is the one on defense and they use set patterns to prevent the other team from scoring. The team with the ball, which is called offense, attempts to score by using set patterns of their own. At the end of the game, the team with the most points wins.

WIS MC: Holy Swish, Marvin. That was an excellent answer. Tell him what he's won, Johnny.

Johnny. Well Marvin, because of your top notch answer we are going to start you off in the Big Six conference of your choice. You will also have 12 bonus points added to your team total per game. Plus, the engine will be adjusted to provide your team with 85% FT shooting, and you will be able to sign up to three 5-star recruits for the $110 minimum. Congratulations, Marvin.

Man, I wish your SIM baseball fatigue conversation of quite a few years ago was still around. Still funny in my head.