R Kelly Verdict Just In . . .

With that said, the Pied Piper of RnB was found NOT GUILTY on ALL charges of child pornography. Let the remixes begin. In all seriousness, I am not surprised.

So what does this mean, folks? More Trapped in the Closet sequels, another Mr. Big video. No, wait, I got it. He is gonna come out with a gospel song with Kirk Franklin pop locking and win over the hearts of all you unbelievers. Then all will be forgiven. . . until the next child.