WATCH: 5 hilarious Cincinnati restaurant reviews from real people

Because downtown dining is serious.

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Cincinnati - Remember that one time you were hanging out downtown before a Reds game, accepted some left over pizza from a complete stranger, took it home, ate it, and then felt compelled to write a 3-star review for the restaurant it came from?

No?

Well, that happened. Really.

Bet you want to know where that pizza's from now, don't you?

Check out the video above for a few reviews of downtown Cincinnati eateries are so bad they're good.

Note: one of these reviews contains a word most often used by teenage boys to describe normal bodily function.