Previously this was posted in the Something About Me section of my profile. Just because I moved it to my blog doesn't lessen it.

Warning - I'm having a bitch moment, if the following sentence does not apply to you skip down to the "End Warning" part about 4 paragraphs down.

A quick note to a few people that need to get a life.

When IM-ing or chatting or in general communicating you should avoid phrases like "I want to f#$k your brains out". While I understand the sentiment it's not a huge turn on for me and on a side note I'm pretty sure it's not anatomically possible.

Also, real high on the not impressive opening lines list is "...I want to f#$k the s#&t out of you". Are you kidding me! "I want to f#$k" in and of itself is not a great opening line but when you add the "the s#$t out of you" it just adds a real "ewwwwwwwww" factor.

Lastly, a relative new comer to the list is anything to do with "ripping". It may be a male bravado thing having to do with size or something, I have no idea, but I'm perfectly happy with the current condition of my a$hole and vagina. Having them ripped just does not sound like fun.

The following greetings, Hi, Hello, Hey Michelle are all nice. Follow that up with something like "I saw you were online and I thought it might be interesting to chat". You can end with something like "I hope we get the chance to talk" followed by your nickname or name.

3 Comments On This Entry

Good for you Michelle, we men could be a little less crude. Nice to read your blog, and may I never cross swords with you. If you are right and you are, I would not consider that bitching so much, as setting things straight.