Category Archives: Oh Ppl Pls

“I like the keyboard. Screw these inefficient letters…we’ll do binary directly!”

“Dude, this isn’t just any slap, it will go down in history. This moment will be forever known as “The Slap.” It wasn’t just any slap either, I bet scientists are figuring out how beautifully executed this slap was, every-time you replay it, you can almost feel the impact of the slap. It was like that first crack of the whip before your mom whooped your ass. It was like a billion toothpicks being snapped all at once. Everyone in that subway car felt an explosion when the slap was delivered, This slap could end world hunger, because it’s the slap.”

“I cannot draw a straight line with a ruler…”

“If this kangaroo slapped my girlfriend’s ass I would look the other way”

“You got dadded so hard it’s like your Grandpa was there too.”

“Bitch needs to do some pullups. She has the upperbody strength of a drunk 1-year-old.”

“I see hes testing the dynamic of the current through the usage of the lawn blower to circulate increase amount of oxygen to create a higher combustion.
He might invent the next warp drive to get us to Mars.”

“That moment when you ask “What fucking idiot wrote this?” and it turns out it was you, 6 months ago.”

“Never use i for the innermost loop variable. Use anything but. Use i liberally for any other purpose especially for non-int variables. Similarly use n as a loop index.”

“Make sure that every method does a little bit more (or less) than its name suggests. As a simple example, a method named isValid(x) should as a side effect convert x to binary and store the result in a database.”

“I would never treat a clitoris like I treat my penis. I beat my dick like it owes me money”