Levi Johnston’s Second Child is Named After Weather and Guns

Levi Johnston, John McCain’s former vice-presidential candidate’s daughter’s ex-boyfriend and Vanity Fair essayist, and his girlfriend, calcium-fortified chocolate powder Sunny Oglesby, have decided on a name for his second child. The Huffington Post reports that said baby “will be named Breeze Beretta . . . Beretta is the name of an Italian firearms manufacturer, and Oglesby confirmed that the child will be named after a gun.”

To use it in a sentence: “I thought Breeze Beretta’s argument at the Aspen Ideas Festival about the fiscal and humanitarian benefits of microfinance in sub-Saharan Africa were really well constructed.”