May This Hulk Hogan ‘Wrecking Ball’ Parody Video Be The Most Disturbing Thing You See Today

If you, like myself, has been wondering feverishly what Hulk Hogan has been up to, the wait is over! He’s taking a break from starring in homemade sex videos to spare our eyes (and our souls) for awhile, and he’s taken up hosting web domains. It’s exactly what it sounds like. So naturally in order to drive attention to his hosting site, he decided to strip down to a thong and imitate the most popular video of all time: Miley Cyrus‘ “Wrecking Ball.” Sadly, this is not a stupid idea despite how disturbingly bad it is:

You can now exhale your sigh of relief that he wasn’t in his birthday suit. If there’s a better way to drum up excitement for Miley’s SNL gig tonight, I surely can’t think of one. And she didn’t even have to orchestrate this – the Hulkster did it for her!

No word yet on whether Sinead O’Connor is penning an open letter to Hulk Hogan on his blatant advertisement of music industry prostitution. Stay tuned for details.