guy 1:are you getting booze tonight?
guy 2: of course
guy 1:do you drink every night?(with a disgusted look on his face)
guy 2:yes its the only thing that makes me truly happy
guy 1:i think you need some help
guy 2:rehab is for quitters plus booze is the cheese to my mac
its the sun to my Sunday :)
guy 1:WOW
guy 2: soo.... you want in??
guy 1: YES that sounds like sooo much fun my place at 5 on the dot
guy 2:why not now its 5 somewhere :)
guy1:your soo smart

Booze is the lifeblood of the party, and Mr.Party himself for that matter. Without it, the party is no more. This is not the case with music, womenz, and drinking games. While these are vital factors to any successful party, they compare nothing to the importance of the booze. Booze comes in many flavors and styles, and is almost always guaranteed to be in short supply at any festivities that you plan to attend; so don’t be a dick, bring your own shit.

Greg: Man this party is the shit, but the booze is looking a bit on the light side. Anybody touches my patron they are getting an ass beating.

Kid that shouldn't be there: Hey man! Give me some of that vodka you got Greg!!!

Greg: It is tequila dickhead, and find your own booze. Damn crunk creepers.