Drama is the way of life.

Grandpa could make a log of wood understand the strangest things. I think that’s the easiest way to decide how wise a person is; if you can make a small child understand gravity, god and poetry, I’d say you were pretty wise. And Grandpa was very, very wise.

Like this:

In fact if you stare just hard enough at the edge of the sky during a sunset or dawn break, you will notice a thin sliver of this color of light which you couldn’t possibly place anywhere in the spectrum. Which strangely has a dream like quality. If I could, I’d fill a glass bottle with this nameless color, seal it with a cork and stare at it all day.

Like this:

If a woman identifies with this word she is immediately typecast as another raving, tampon burning lunatic. If a stand up comedian cracks a joke about it, it is widely laughed at for it’s dark satire. This word is none other than probably the most controversial word of the century.