UP THERE SAT UPON THE BIG SCREEN
SEE HER SEQUIN COVERED ICECREAM
BIG SHOUT TERRY'S IN THE BACK STALLS
THROWN OUT SO MUCH FOR THE CAT CALLS

I'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO DO
SAT AROUND HERE PLAYING WITH ME CUE BALLS
I'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO DO.
ELEVEN PLUS ELEVEN
HAD MORE TO DO WHEN I WAS SEVEN
ELEVEN PLUS ELEVEN
HAD MORE TO DO WHEN I WAS SEVEN
ELEVEN PLUS ELEVEN ELEVEN PLUS ELEVEN

STAND HERE IT'S JUST A PRETTY CORNER
ROUND HERE YOU CAN'T STAND ANY SHORTER
WATCH OUT BLUE MEN ON THE PUSH AROUND
THEY COME HERE LUCKY TO BE OUT OF JAIL.

UP THERE SAT UPON THE BIG SCREEN
SEE HER SEQUIN COVERED ICECREAM
BIG SHOUT TERRY'S IN THE BACK STALLS
THROWN OUT SO MUCH FOR THE CAT CALLS