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Thursday, March 4, 2010

My Biggest Pet Peeves

We all have things that just drive us absolutely up the wall, and here are the biggest ones for me...

People who park JUST bad enough to keep you out of the next space

People who update their Facebook every 10 minutes. WE DON'T CARE.

Gauchos.

Snobs who constantly talk about oppression and “fuckin capitalist pigs” when they obviously are trust fund hippies.

White guys that wear rasta stuff

Douchey frat guys

People who mix up “then” and “than” (also acceptable hating on mixups of: “off and of,” there, their, and they're,” and “your and you're”)

Crocs and Uggs

People that worship Edward Norton

People who constantly quote Anchorman and Dumb and Dumber. They had their time. It's done now.

People that don't know when to stop (either talking, hanging around, etc.)

People that think they are Dane Cook in everyday conversation.

People that can't laugh at themselves

Walking stereotypes

People that can't pick up on when a joke is taking place

Fat people that try to pass themselves off as “Curvy.” It's not a glandular problem, and its not thyroid. You're lazy and eating 10 candybars a day. Go work out.

People in America that refuse to wear deodorant because it's “not in their culture.” PUT IT ON, STINKPITS.

Girls who “dont believe in taking birth control”

People who tell stories more than once

Farmville

Excessive throw pillows

Hoarders

Stingy bastards

Teachers that just read off Powerpoints

How other people fold my socks

People that only wear joke t-shirts

People that wear all-denim outfits

Babydoll dresses. You're just hiding that you're fat.

Bitches

Hippies

People that don't know when snuggle time is over, and sleep time is starting

Getting retarded arm while snuggling

People that swear they've never masturbated

People that are more “Jesusie” than Jesus was

Broken candybars

Kids who have never worked a day in their life getting everything I don't have

Luke Walton

Skinny jeans

Tattoos that people get because they're "cute" or "cool"

Waiters that don't use their notepads and then mess up your order

Not getting my barbecue sauce with my chicken nuggets after i specifically asked for it

Political and religious extremists

Getting a parking ticket when you are only in a spot for 3 minutes.

White guys that can't dance. It makes us all look bad.

Smoking

Water that tastes bad

People that drench everything in ranch

Hot people that are bad at sex

Lady Gaga

People that talk to the teacher too much in class

Guys with put of control nosehair

Dudes with constant stiffnips

Chicks who have boobs all the way down to their hips because they refused to wear bras their whole lives

Having pennies

When the person who lived in an apartment before you forgot to tell their bank that they moved, so you get all their mail

Girls that love to talk dirty but have no concept of what sounds sexy

People that are pissed off at the club

Only having dollar bills when something costs some odd dollars and 4 cents

Over-the-top feminists

People that always complain about everything

Traffic lights that turn red at night when no one is coming on the cross-street

Couples that babytalk

Drivers that cut across the merge lane straight to the left lane

Drivers that never use their blinkers

People with either dried toothpaste on their lip or dried saliva in the corners of their mouth