{Homestar lifts an orange curtain and enters with Marzipan (each in their costumes), and it is revealed the mansion was the background of a photo booth.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I hate these dang old photo boofs. {He lifts his bat up and brandishes it at Marzipan, who looks surprised.} It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!

MARZIPAN: It's the crown jewel of my Halloween party! {angrily} Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!

{She leans in toward Homestar, and they both smile.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{sarcastically} The laughter and loooove!

{The screen flashes as a picture is taken. As it fades back in, the characters are posed as though Marzipan is hitting Homestar with his bat.}

MARZIPAN: Carefree shenanigans!

{The screen flashes again. As it fades back, Marzipan and Homestar are facing each other. Marzipan looks annoyed, but Homestar is smiling.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:{Homestar is elated; Marzipan isn't} The one where we kiss.

{Marzipan starts to smile slyly as the picture is taken. Cut to outside the booth, as the pictures are printed. The "kiss" photograph actually shows Homestar kissing his bat with his eyes closed, with Marzipan off to the side, and a ghost-like face is visible in the frame. Homestar takes the pictures.}

STRONG BAD: Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

{A flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding pictures of all three characters in the same poses. In the foreground of each picture is a yellow-skinned balding man with green hair on the sides of his head, but no ghost.}

STRONG BAD: Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.

{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs in the booth}

COACH Z: Hey, check it out! {picks up a top hat photo prop, and places it over his head} Somebody finally gave me my props.

{Flash. The scene doesn't change. Coach Z puts the prop down.}

BUBS: When are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses...

{He holds up the Y2K glasses over his face. Flash. He puts the glasses back down.}

COACH Z: Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! {He holds a handlebar mustache prop over his face.} These things'll never not ironically be unironically... always... um... {moves the prop aside, and picks up a bacon prop, which he holds up like a mustache} bacon?

{Flash, which fades to Marzipan and Homestar in the booth again. They're holding a tub of "spicy 'chos", filled with nachos.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN: Spicy nachos!

{Flash, which fades to Strong Sad in the booth.}

STRONG SAD: This is a perfect chance to practice my French accent! {in a French accent} I am Hercule Poirot! {Flash. In an even more exaggerated accent:} Hercule Poirot! {Flash. Even more exaggerated, almost sounding like he's choking:} A-cue Pwar-o!

{Flash, which fades to Homestar in the booth. He closes his eyes.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

{Flash, which fades to The King of Town. He holds up a slice of cake, which appears to have been cut from out of the King himself. The background music stops abruptly.}

THE KING OF TOWN: The King of Town!

{Beat while crickets chirp. Flash, which fades to Strong Bad's gang in the booth again. The background music resumes. Once again, Strong Mad looks confused and The Cheat annoyed. Strong Bad closes his eyes.}

{Flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding up his latest set of photos, which feature a squat green woman holding a knife in her mouth alongside Strong Bad's gang.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, come on!!

{Cut to Homestar and Marzipan in the booth.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Different background!

MARZIPAN: Yay! Yay yay!

{Flash, which fades to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith (holding a container of green liquid with a gold tooth in it, labelled "10,000 Instant Martians") in the booth. Pom Pom holds up a speech balloon prop that reads "Why are we in this cartoon?" The Poopsmith holds up another, which reads "Don't know. Don't care." Flash, which cuts to Strong Bad's gang in the booth. Again, Strong Mad is confused, The Cheat annoyed, and Strong Bad's eyes closed.}

{Zoom in further, showing the image of the ghost in Strong Bad's eyes.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{echoey voiceover} Loose tooth removers...

STRONG BAD: It was the tooth!

{Cut to a wide shot, showing Homestar leaning in to the shot.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{still echoey} Loose tooth removers...

STRONG BAD: Get outta here!

{Cut to Marzipan}

MARZIPAN: But if The Cheat's tooth was causing the ghost glare, how did it get in everyone's photos?

{Cut to Strong Sad, standing near a "Booliten Booard" with various pictures tacked to it.}

STRONG SAD: I think I has the solution! Look at this pattern!

STRONG BAD:{offscreen, sarcastically} Oh, great. {cut to Strong Bad} Now Frenchie Detective is gonna tell us how it all shook out.

{Cut to a montage of events against a black background with spooky music, as images of The Cheat eating candies, his tooth stuck in a taffy, and photo booth pictures fly by.}

STRONG SAD:{offscreen} The Cheat ate too many taffies and it pulled his gold tooth out.

{The montage shows a close-up of The Cheat closing his eyes and opening his mouth without his gold tooth. Pan up to show an image flying by of The Cheat in the booth, with the candies on the seat, as he closes the curtain. The ghost image also flies by.}

STRONG SAD:{offscreen} Then because those things are nasty, he stuck it somewhere in the photo booth,

{The montage pans down to The King of Town, who holds up the cake slice, which has the tooth in it. He takes a bite of the cake.}

STRONG SAD:{offscreen} and because The King of Town is nasty, he ate the taffy!

{Pom Pom and The Poopsmith move into view, the tooth in the Poopsmith's "Instant Martians" prop.}

STRONG SAD:{offscreen} Then the Poopsmith had it.

{Flash. The montage shows a photo of Marzipan and the ghost, with the tooth attached to Marzipan's costume.}

{Cut to the photo booth. The Goblin's theme plays as some pictures of the Goblin (with the ghost present) print. The booth opens, showing that the Goblin has the tooth in his own mouth.}

ALL: The Goblin!

{The Goblin dances (without music) as the tooth shines audibly, with an image of the ghost. Cut to the main characters.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: We shoulda had known! {turns around, facing everyone} Now let's all cram in that boof {cut to the front of Homestar} for a group photo before I have to return it to the wedding Marzipan had me steal it from!

{Everyone cheers. Flash, which fades to a picture of everyone (except Homsar, but including the Goblin, who still has the tooth in his mouth) and the image of the ghost in the corner. The photo is captioned "Jerry & Gabby's Nascent Nupitals! 10-31-2017" Hold on the image for a few seconds, and then cut to an image of the tooth resting on the word "END", with the ghost image faintly visible in the blue background. A few seconds later, cut to everyone in the field per tradition.}

Easter Eggs

When The Poopsmith and Pom Pom are on screen, click on The Poopsmith to trigger a scene with Homsar.

HOMSAR: Zapruder!

{The screen flashes. Homsar is upside down, and his frog is floating.}

STRONG BAD:{increasingly more frantic and creepy} How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?(fade through black to a room with black and white-striped floor with Homsar standing in front of a red curtain. The slow piano music from Sbemail 150?!? plays.}

HOMSAR:{subtitled, in a backwards-sounding voice} IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, man, Strong Mad. Bread Face Red Panties Man? I remember that guy. I think he came to my school once when I was a kid. And so did a lot of cops.

At the end, click on Pom Pom:

KING OF TOWN: Now ordinarily, Pom Pom, I'd have you sent down to the Juicing Room. But aren't you like a super-food now? I don't need me no antioxidants! I'm very pro-oxidant myself, actually. Why couldn't you dress up as the German kid?

At the end, click on the Poopsmith:

{Six copies of the Poopsmith appear with popping sounds, then all disappear with a poof cloud}

At the end, click on the King of Town:

STRONG BAD: Uh, hey, King of Town, when I said, "Don't come around here no more," it wasn't a costume idea. I literally meant, "Don't come around here no more!"

THE CHEAT:{Angry The Cheat noise. With a wave of his arm, The Cheat brings up a spawn prompt and the words 'giant gold tooth' appear with typing sounds. The prompt disappears and a giant gold tooth appears above Homestar. The tooth turns upside-down and falls onto Homestar. The tooth then shines with the ghost glare. The tooth then disappears while Homestar pops back into place.}

At the end, click on Marzipan:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, Marzipan, we need to talk. I want you to express yourself. Don't you want to express yourself?

MARZIPAN: This is me expressing myself, okay? And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.

{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm, Jaundiced Jerry and Stabby Gabby}

ROCOULM: I now pronounce you husband and wiiiiiife!

JAUNDICED JERRY: And they said I'd never marry.

STABBY GABBY:{giggles}

Fun Facts

Explanations

Jaundice is a condition where the skin becomes unusually yellow due to the build-up of bilirubin, a waste product of old blood that has been filtered and broken down by the liver.

Strong Bad's idea that yelling out a name three times in a row might reveal a ghost comes from a legend that suggests saying certain specters' names in front of a mirror three times in a row ("Bloody Mary" for instance) will cause said spirits to appear in the mirror.

Trivia

There are a total of thirteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon.

This is the first Halloween toon in which every character activates an Easter egg in the ending scene, if Homsar is not activated.

Marzipan has eight pieces of flair on her costume, two of which are identical (the white pin reading "ZING!").

Though the idea that Homsar was raised by a cup of coffee has come up multiple times (including Strong Bad imitating Homsar in interview), this is the first time Homsar has actually said it.

Remarks

Strong Mad is included in Strong Sad's description of the tooth's journey despite having only been shown taking pictures with Strong Bad and The Cheat.

The tooth doesn't actually appear in any of the places Strong Sad mentions other than The Poopsmith's jar of Instant Martians.

Strong Sad uses a French accent when Poirot was in fact Walloon, a citizen of the French speaking part of Belgium.

Real-World References

Bubs's "shut up" line is aimed at Soos's abuelita (Spanish for grandmother). This was a character in Gravity Falls voiced by Matt Chapman.

Strong Bad's "How's Annie?" line references the ending of the season 2 finale of Twin Peaks. Homsar's following cut scene presents him in the show's infamous Black Lodge and dressed as The Man From Another Place, who speaks in the same backwards style throughout the series. Strong Bad's line "Everybody say 'Smiling bag!'" is also a reference to the show; one of The Man From Another Place's famous lines is "There is a man in a smiling bag."

The "German kid" the King of Town refers to in Pom Pom's Easter egg is Augustus Gloop, another character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He is an obsessive eater, much like the King of Town. He wound up falling into a literal river of chocolate and drawn into a pipe leading to a fudge processor.

Strong Sad thoroughly explains that everyone had the gold tooth at one point. In Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot makes a similar deduction that all the passengers on the train are related to the murder case.

Coach Z's Easter egg invokes the catchphrase of Parappa the Rapper ("I gotta believe"), the basis of his costume. He follows this by referencing the first stage of the original Parappa the Rapper game, in which the titular character must perform and simultaneously vocalize a series of karate moves. He also echoes the introduction given by the character Chop Chop Master Onion ("Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind!").

The giant gold tooth summoned by The Cheat in his Easter egg is drawn in the Scribblenauts art style