The server that ACU is hosted on had its HDDs crash and explode in a majestic and fiery death. Total destruction. Anyway, they recovered the files and have a new set of HDDs up, but the transfer broke a few of the files so the site will be wonky for a few days untill I get everything fixed.

You'll survive. I think.

Sex
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs
a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied.