Wtf. I live like 2 miles from there, and I'm hearing about this on fark before anywhere else.

What's worse than a wandering emu? The goddamn peacocks. Cape Canaveral has a lot of peacocks that wander in the road all the time. Interfering with them is illegal, so you just have to stop and wait for them to pass. But they don't care about cars at all. If you honk, they just squawk at you and stand there defiantly. If you inch towards them, they inch towards you as if to play chicken. And they squawk loudly all the time, sounding vaguely like little children screaming "help!". fark the peacocks.