>looks like you're "wrapped up" in the situation.
>hopefully you'll "save some face" for later.
>looks like you're on a "roll".
>looks like i'm "totally ****" at puns.
>"oh god these are terrible" almost as bad as my "awful personality".
>please "kill me before i embarrass myself and my family any further".
>i didn't mean for it to end like this, just the "presents" of my shame kills me a little inside.