Masturbator dies in crash after incident in Metairie!

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A 32-year-old New Orleans man who was arrested in Jefferson Parish last week on multiple counts of obscenity died early Monday when the car he drove slammed ...

A 32-year-old New Orleans man who was arrested in Jefferson Parish last week on multiple counts of obscenity died early Monday when the car he drove slammed into a metal utility pole in Desire, police said.

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Lance Williams
Lance Williams was driving a 2007 Toyota Camry west on Almonaster Avenue about 1 a.m. when he went off the road at Higgins Boulevard and hit the pole, said officer Hilal Williams, a New Orleans Police Department spokeswoman.
Paramedics pronounced Lance Williams dead on the scene. No other injuries were reported.
Investigators think speed was a factor in the crash, police said.
The Orleans Parish coroner's office will conduct an autopsy and toxicology tests.
Williams was arrested Tuesday and booked with three counts of obscenity. He was re-arrested on one count of obscenity the next day, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office.
Williams was accused of driving a Ford Expedition and masturbating next to women, often while stopped in traffic in Metairie. He was booked last year on similar complaints. Williams had also been convicted of obscenity in Jefferson Parish District Court for exposing himself to a woman in 2007 while driving on Veterans Memorial Boulevard in Metairie.
Detectives most recently said they were looking into "numerous cases" involving a man other motorists saw masturbating in a green Expedition near Bonnabel Boulevard and Veterans.
The JPSO said Williams' most recent arrest stemmed from an alleged incident near that intersection on Friday. A woman said she saw a green sport-utility vehicle pull up next to her and saw a man stroking himself inside the vehicle.
The woman sped away, but the SUV followed her. She eventually got behind it and took down the license plate number and passed it on to sheriff's deputies.

I saw that article early this morning on nola, and since that time there have been quite a few reader comments deleted, such as,
He should have had both hands on the steering wheel
He was listening to Michael Jackson' Beat It
His attention was on the wrong pole

One comment that wasn't deleted was
His failure to maintain "control" led to his Failure to Maintain Control.