Looking at the bright side, Tim LaHaye, another breed of ass-hat says Obama can't be "The Anti-Christ" because he IS American, and his Bible Tells Him that the anti-christ is not American. So, you pays your money, you makes your choice

- Which Asshat do you believe today?

Damn it must be tough being a Believer! Maybe every Bible should come with a "How To Juggle For Dummies" book, so they can handle all the contradictory ideas.

--------------Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

Chuck's Chun Kuk Do was unbelievably strong, but his flexibility has waned with the years and so the lightning-fast sokuto intended for my solar plexus only grazed my left shin. Even so, the speed of it forced me to switch from an aggressive Tiger stance to a more defensive Nekko-achi, from which I snapped a front kick that would have crushed his jaw had he not slashed down with a patented Shigawire Mustache block that severed two of my toes. Screaming in pain and fury, I leaped backward while throwing a defensive maegeri that didn't make contact, but blinded him with a spray of blood. While Chuck rubbed at his face to clear his vision, I took advantage of his momentary blindness to attack again and broke several of his ribs with a skipping left sokuto that left a bloody footprint on his white gi.

Chuck doubled over and I stepped forward to throw a right-left combination to his head that would have finished him, but the movement turned out to be a ruse. Just as I threw the right hook, he caught my wrist, twisted his body and threw me over his shoulder, slamming me into the pavement in front of my garage. I was stunned, naturally, and my shoulder was dislocated, but I managed to roll away before he drove his heel down into my throat. Still, I was in a very precarious position and had all but given up hope of keeping the hawk on Monday's front page. Fortunately for me, the disturbance of the air caused by my violent passage through it had slightly ruffled Joseph Farah's exquisitely coiffed mane, so Mr. Farah immediately called time, declared the match a draw, and told us to sort it out amongst ourselves while he flipped open his solid gold satellite phone and arranged for an emergency styling right there in the driveway.

--------------You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

Chuck's Chun Kuk Do was unbelievably strong, but his flexibility has waned with the years and so the lightning-fast sokuto intended for my solar plexus only grazed my left shin. Even so, the speed of it forced me to switch from an aggressive Tiger stance to a more defensive Nekko-achi, from which I snapped a front kick that would have crushed his jaw had he not slashed down with a patented Shigawire Mustache block that severed two of my toes. Screaming in pain and fury, I leaped backward while throwing a defensive maegeri that didn't make contact, but blinded him with a spray of blood. While Chuck rubbed at his face to clear his vision, I took advantage of his momentary blindness to attack again and broke several of his ribs with a skipping left sokuto that left a bloody footprint on his white gi.

Chuck doubled over and I stepped forward to throw a right-left combination to his head that would have finished him, but the movement turned out to be a ruse. Just as I threw the right hook, he caught my wrist, twisted his body and threw me over his shoulder, slamming me into the pavement in front of my garage. I was stunned, naturally, and my shoulder was dislocated, but I managed to roll away before he drove his heel down into my throat. Still, I was in a very precarious position and had all but given up hope of keeping the hawk on Monday's front page. Fortunately for me, the disturbance of the air caused by my violent passage through it had slightly ruffled Joseph Farah's exquisitely coiffed mane, so Mr. Farah immediately called time, declared the match a draw, and told us to sort it out amongst ourselves while he flipped open his solid gold satellite phone and arranged for an emergency styling right there in the driveway.

Reads like slashfic. Makes sense, worldnutdaily is related to reality the same way fanfic is related to canon.

Looking at the bright side, Tim LaHaye, another breed of ass-hat says Obama can't be "The Anti-Christ" because he IS American, and his Bible Tells Him that the anti-christ is not American. So, you pays your money, you makes your choice

- Which Asshat do you believe today?

Damn it must be tough being a Believer! Maybe every Bible should come with a "How To Juggle For Dummies" book, so they can handle all the contradictory ideas.

...They are equipped with deadly weapons (sticks) and advanced artificial intelligence so complex that they are capable of either walking towards you OR walking away. Sometimes the enemies choose to run in place or get stuck in doorways, but this is probably just part of God's master plan (I assume). Occasionally enemies will disappear too, which is definitely an added bonus that kept me "on my toes." The game designers also opted to throw in more "difficult" versions of the same enemy. The difference between a normal badguy and its more difficult brother is their skin hue, and the fact that it takes three minutes of holding down the "attack" key to kill the difficult guy, as opposed to the normal two. After playing this game for many hours, I have discovered the optimal attack plan, which you should follow when encountering any kind of enemy in this game:

1) Approach opponent by walking towards it in a straight line. They will do the same.2) Hold down the "attack" key.*3) Wait until enemy dies or game crashes.4) Repeat instructions until everything on map is dead.

* Advanced tactic (for experienced players only): try moving to the right occasionally. It doesn't really help, but you end up a little bit to the right of where you originally were.

They didn't see the Palin selection coming. I did. They think it's a joke and will turn out poorly for McCain. I think it's an excellent choice that will help him trounce Obama. We'll see who is correct....

To claim that a man or a woman should be disqualified from political participation for failing to genuflect before the current state of science - an intrinsically moving target - is anti-democratic, fascistic, and historically ignorant. One can make a much better case for limiting government by sex, height, or even hair color, things that are far less subjective and less given to abuse by an authoritarian oligarchy. And given the fact that scientage is a dynamic entity, the abjuring of the admittedly bad science of yesterday is no guarantee that today's scientific consensus is not tomorrow's bad science.

distilled hard tard. i dare not link to that garbage. i'd say, Go Look For It but it would be like looking for a dirty piss diaper in a pile of shitty ones. rich you are a glutton for dumbfuckery.

--------------You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

We all fantasized about being Bruce Lee, and dispatching our enemies with our glorious fists of death, but sometime in your early 20's preteen years, unless you are delusional quasi-fascist with a borderline personality disorder and a clearly tiny set of genitalia, you're expected to grow out of it.

We all fantasized about being Bruce Lee, and dispatching our enemies with our glorious fists of death, but sometime in your early 20's preteen years, unless you are delusional, misogynist quasi-fascist with a borderline personality disorder, and a clearly tiny set of genitalia, and a dead rat on your head, you're expected to grow out of it.

Fixed that for you. ;-)

Fixed it even more.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

distilled hard tard. i dare not link to that garbage. i'd say, Go Look For It but it would be like looking for a dirty piss diaper in a pile of shitty ones. rich you are a glutton for dumbfuckery.

*sniffle* Oh it's all true! I are tardoholic!

and i love it so!

So apparently, Ras, you are both GoP AND Javison. I'll bet you're really VMartin, as well.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

oh frustrated darwinist materialist from ATBC cannot discuss at great work zoologist Heikertinger and believes in mystical selectionist for to explain why herpes sore is shaped like crab nebula.

Uh oh.

That was, uh, a little too real.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

wonder if it could get me guest posting privileges over at UD? on second thought I'd rather volunteer separating corn from the beans over at the baby poop factory.

i never did figure out who vmartin really was. i don't buy the czechowhateverthehellhesaid bit for a minute. someone thought he might have been GoP. Tarden has insinuated that I am GoP. Javison may not remember who he is. could this be a nexus point, a crossroads of possible paths in the universe? can i become whoever i wish, with no regards to the material (mere material) bonds bounding what I have been told is my self? possibly i may transcend the self-ness-ness and reform matter in ways never considered by first-order bayesian type thing UPBs? why not? a few trillion molecules of wine is no problem, how about I just manifest what I know the universe wants me to have?

I will re-form. I have been front-loading all of my existence, which might just span eons (you can't tell anything about the nature of the designer just because of the design of my frontloader). Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed a macroevolutionary event: tardery is now holometabolous.

--------------You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

i never did figure out who vmartin really was. i don't buy the czechowhateverthehellhesaid bit for a minute. someone thought he might have been GoP. Tarden has insinuated that I am GoP. Javison may not remember who he is. could this be a nexus point, a crossroads of possible paths in the universe? can i become whoever i wish, with no regards to the material (mere material) bonds bounding what I have been told is my self? possibly i may transcend the self-ness-ness and reform matter in ways never considered by first-order bayesian type thing UPBs? why not? a few trillion molecules of wine is no problem, how about I just manifest what I know the universe wants me to have?

I think eventually it will be revealed that there's only ever been one person actually posting here at ATBC.

I predict it'll be Bornagain77.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus