TOMMY SCIENTOLO, ALIEN FIGHTER

BOOK: Scientology signed TOM CRUISE to a billion dollar contract to fight aliens from inner space!!

Tom Cruise has signed a billion year contract with Scientology, and has, like all members of the controversial organization, the ultimate goal of protecting humanity from aliens living in our bodies, aliens who are bent on destroying us and the planet, according to a blockbuster new book, Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & the Prison of Belief.

Written by Pulitzer Prize-winning author Lawrence Wright, the book has been praised as a “feat of reporting” by The Wall Street Journal.

According to a New York Post read of Going Clear, that in the hierarchy of Scientology, Cruis was No. 3, behind only the founder and sci-fi pulp author, L. Ron Hubbard (known as LRH) and No. 2 David Miscavige who goes by COB, for Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center.

As Cruise would later scold his Scientologist girlfriend Naz Boniadi — who came before now ex-wife Katie Holmes — when she suffered through severe menstrual pain during dinner with Miscavige and therefore showed “disrespect” to both men: “You don’t get it. It goes like this. First, there’s LRH.” Cruise had raised his hand in the air and lowered it as he counted. “Then, there’s COB. Then there’s me,” The NY Post reported

Over the course of the book, The Wall Street Journal writes, Wright explains how Scientology’s adherents say it works: Members, including Cruise, use a practice called “auditing” and a device called the “E-Meter” to expel mental blockages supposedly left by traumatic experiences, with the goal of “going clear”—attaining an unimpaired state of being that will enable them to exert control over themselves and the world around them. That includes ridding humans of the aliens within them.

His status as a top leader has earned Cruise substantial benefits, the book says, including having his mansion renovated by dozens of very poorly-paid Scientologist workers, RadarOnline.com noted.

Scientology officials have denied just about all of Wright’s claims, calling many of them “pure fantasy.”