Nittany Lions’ second-leading rusher hit with peeing-in-public rap

Posted by John Taylor on November 16, 2010, 8:52 AM EDT

Hey, when you gotta go you gotta go. Especially at four o’clock in the morning and everything is closed.

According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Penn State running back Silas Redd was charged with disorderly conduct early Monday morning by university police. Specifically, Redd was cited for urinating in public.

The “charge” carries a simple fine.

Redd, a freshman, is second on the Nittany Lions with 367 yards rushing, and his 6.4 yards per carry is tops on the team for players with at least five carries.

It’s a requirement in life. All males have to piss in public at least once. Hell, I bet Obama has taken a public whiz before. I know George W has. Now that I think about it, I bet the Pope himself has whipped it out in public and let go of some bodily waste material.