The Daily Panorama Picture

6/23/2006

Q.How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in thishouseknows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb isBURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before theyfiguredit out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find thelight bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD forthepast 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually findthem 2DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPIDlightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THEWRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIESOUTTHE RUBBISH!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OFRUBBISH THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKEANARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!!