I have a genuine timtomstu endorsed poostu spoon for sale. Anyone interested in buying it?
Thought not.
OK, I will keep it, just so timtomstu dont get it back.

stupoo thought he knew a girl adorable to him
With a figure superior that he found quite inferior
Surprised greatly when it wasn’t quite the real thing
More shock was when unfinished conversion held him
In a gangbang fling till his ding ringed rude welcome
And he realised the worst as through injury was cursed
Oh pity the free stugangalicious man he’d once been.

Eat me.

If you think my eyes are big, you should see my Uranus telescope.

I hate bum jokes.

Godwins law, Chockstone corollary of floer homology:

The likelihood of a thread devolving into a pointless (and/or repetitive) slanging match is based on:

(a) davindn level of attention to the thread; or
(b) the number of posts made by ^^ this person.

To the extent that (a) and (b) both increase in relation to a single thread, the effects are multiplicative rather than linear.