The contest ended on Saturday night at 11:59:59pm (23:59:59 for you weirdos).

And the winners are...

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Mangled:

David Koresh Jr.

Flawless:

Bubba_The_Shy

helmutlvx, where were you? I thought you were going to come back and take a picture of your ear on fire? I must say I am disappointed that you didn't force this into overtime. I thought for sure you were going to have feathers and **** hanging out of your ear. Your commitment is questionable.

Thanks Skippy! The bad/disgusting news is my ear may be infected they're going to cut off the packing and see today. So I may be taking some pictures of that, can I get extra awesome points if I can get a picture of pus?

Thanks Skippy! The bad/disgusting news is my ear may be infected they're going to cut off the packing and see today. So I may be taking some pictures of that, can I get extra awesome points if I can get a picture of pus?

You will actually lose points if I vomit. I take can only so much blood and gore and pus before I need a new keyboard.

But, if it is gross enough and I go all Stand-By-Me-Lard-Ass-blueberry-projectile-vomit, it will get back into positive bonus points. Projectile vomit is awesome; regular vomit is not.

My ear is now back in action, although with six holes and minus some cartilage. Lol my doctor told me maybe it was time to quit BJJ since if I continue it'll only get worse. I attempted to suppress a laugh and told him I'd wear ear guards.