Tom Brady’s MonologueSummary: Even though cast members Rachel Dratch, Fred Armisen, Kenan Thompson, Seth Meyers, Finesse Mitchell and Amy Poehler attempt to stop him, Tom Brady performs a musical number to show off the diversity of his talents.Bio: Tom Brady (1977-). Athlete; quarterback for the New England Patriots; the youngest starting quarterback ever to win the Super Bowl, twice as its most valuable player; together, Brady and the Patriots have won three Super Bowls since 2002.

Dr. Porkenheimer’s Boner JuiceSummary: The potent juice can keep a man sexually-active for up to four hours.Note: Repeat from 10/02/04.

TouchdownSummary: While at the carnival, Alan (Tom Brady) is obsessed with throwing a football into a hole and winning a teddy bear for his wife (Maya Rudolph). Naturally, everyone else — from a gay couple (Seth Meyers, Fred Armisen) to an arthritic old lady (Amy Poehler) in a wheelchair — can do it with one throw.Transcript

The FalconerSummary: The Falconer (Will Forte) is arguing with Donald about whose fate is rougher, since Donald can eat all his favorite treats in the woods but The Falconer doesn’t have access to Snickers bars. A bolt of lightning causes them to switch bodies. Now in Donald’s body, The Falconer desperately searches for the antidote, especially when a drifter (Tom Brady) passes through the woods with a backpack full of Snickers he has no use for.Recurring Characters: The Falconer, Donald.Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsals of the episodes hosted by Hilary Swank and Cameron Diaz.

Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy PoehlerSummary: Celebrity interviewer Jiminy Glick (Martin Short) announces the latest volume of his Best Of DVD set, which scrapes the bottom of the barrel of his many interviews and features an excerpt of his 1975 interview with SNL’s producer, Lorne Michaels (Will Forte).Transcript

KaitlinSummary: Kaitlin (Amy Poehler) is excited to be a member of her Uncle Scott’s (Tom Brady) wedding party, until Uncle confides to Rick (Horatio Sanz) that’s he having second thoughts about giving up the single life.Recurring Characters: Kaitlin, Rick.

Behind The Music: The Super Bowl ShuffleSummary: VH-1 takes a look back at the 1985 Chicago Bears, who found extra fame as a one-hit wonder rap group who couldn’t duplicate its success.Transcript

The Oak RoomSummary: Alcoholic Miss Charli Coffee (Maya Rudolph) experiences pratfalls while performing awkwardly onstage.Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsal of the episodes hosted by Queen Latifah.

Why Brady?Summary: While wandering backstage, Tom Brady runs into Peyton Manning (Seth Meyers) and Donovan McNabb (Finesse Mitchell) and his mother (Kenan Thompson), who would all like to know why Tom was chosen to host SNL over the other two football stars.Recurring Characters: Donovan McNabb, Donovan McNabb’s Mother.Transcript

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn View all posts by Don Roy King