About the Book

From the back cover:
"At first there was nothing. And then there was the writer. He did not know what to write about, and so he wrote about everything. He wrote and wrote until he could write no more, and then he faded away, leaving behind the book you now hold in your hands. A book put together with loving care and attention, and sent out into the world, for better or for worse. And you who have found this book, do with it as you will. Love it, cherish it, keep it on your bookshelf for all eternity. Hate it, despise it, throw it in the gutter and jump up and down upon it several times. Regardless of your choice, realize that this book was put together for you, by one who was thrust into the world confused and lonely, and who expressed himself as best he could. And by doing so, he created something extraordinary. So now open the book and experience the unexpected."

This book is a collection of writings, ramblings, stories, poetry, etc. written over the course of two years by one rather odd teenager in a high school in Oregon. Please take everything you read with a grain of salt (whatever that means), and keep an open mind, lest you be driven beyond your sanity.