We’ve finally found a way to carve a pumpkin that’s even cooler than pumpkin: with a Glock .40 caliber and 38 bullets. Despite the scowl up in the banner pic and menacing laugh in the video, I still want to take a pilgrimage to Tennessee and ask him, “Will you be my grandpa?”

I heard this is up on the Tosh.0 website now, so check out this guy before he becomes super famous, like, uh, that other guy, and that one kid, and that lady. You know, the lady. Yeah, her.