Jokes tagged as: funeral

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she […]

Two elderly Irishmen, Paddy & Mick, met up on the way to the funeral of a friend. Eamonn had been one of their longtime buddies, and he was thought to have accumulated much wealth during his lifetime. The church was packed for the funeral service, as Eamonn had been a […]

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and […]