Sheep wool filling - Each mattress middle is filled with sheep wool that helps to regulate your dogs body temperature - cool in the summer, warm in the winter!

Flip-able - The bed flips! Choose an Absurd quote or add a splash of colour to the room.

Pee-proof - Accidents DO happen but this waterproof liner will save your Absurd mattress from any leaks or messes.

Machine washable cover and waterproof liner - easy tokeep clean !

Get your dog talking with an Absurd Dog bed.

A stylish pillow/cushion dog bed made with a heavy-weight colourful cotton canvas base to give durability. Flip the bed to switch things up and you'll add a splash of colour to the room whilst your dog sleeps! The top of the bed is made from a soft denim with one of a choice of three screen printed quotes. Get your puppy talking and make a statement with an Absurd dog bed.

Micro fibre fills the outer edge of every Absurd mattress, which keeps the outside of the bed soft yet sturdy. The centre is stuffed full of high quality sheep wool all the way from the Scottish Highlands, where some ABSURD seaweed eating sheep cope with the harsh weather conditions. It makes their wool a durable and hardwearing filling material.

Wool is amazing. It generates heat in the winter and keeps your dog cool in the summer. Meaning your dog will never want to leave their dog bed!

Each dog bed is handmade to order and both the cover and waterproof liner are machine washable. The mattress should not be washed.

Sheep wool filling - Each mattress middle is filled with sheep wool that helps to regulate your dogs body temperature - cool in the summer, warm in the winter!

Flip-able - The bed flips! Choose an Absurd quote or add a splash of colour to the room.

Pee-proof - Accidents DO happen but this waterproof liner will save your Absurd mattress from any leaks or messes.

Machine washable cover and waterproof liner - easy tokeep clean !

Get your dog talking with an Absurd Dog bed.

A stylish pillow/cushion dog bed made with a heavy-weight colourful cotton canvas base to give durability. Flip the bed to switch things up and you'll add a splash of colour to the room whilst your dog sleeps! The top of the bed is made from a soft denim with one of a choice of three screen printed quotes. Get your puppy talking and make a statement with an Absurd dog bed.

Velvet Colours :

Yellow

Powder Pink (photos coming soon)

Petrol (photos coming soon)

Dusty Blue

Micro fibre fills the outer edge of every Absurd mattress, which keeps the outside of the bed soft yet sturdy. The centre is stuffed full of high quality sheep wool all the way from the Scottish Highlands, where some ABSURD seaweed eating sheep cope with the harsh weather conditions. It makes their wool a durable and hardwearing filling material.

Wool is amazing. It generates heat in the winter and keeps your dog cool in the summer. Meaning your dog will never want to leave their dog bed!

Each dog bed is handmade to order and both the cover and waterproof liner are machine washable. The mattress should not be washed.

PRODUCT DETAILS

SIZING

Small : 57cm x 72cm 22" x 28"

Medium : 63cm x 97cm 25" x 38"

Large : 85cm x 110cm 33" x 43"

COVER

Coloured 100% cotton base

Denim fabric top

Designed handwritten screen printed quote

Absurd Design label

YKK Black Metal Zip

Lapped Zipper cover

Care label

Handmade in the UK

MATTRESS

100% sheep wool centre

100% Microfibre edge

Absurd Design Label

Care label

Handmade in the UK

WATERPROOF LINER

100% PU coated polyester fabric

Absurd Design Label

Care Label

Handmade in the UK

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Email

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Dusty Blue Velvet Dog Bed: The Underdog

Regular price£60.00GBP

Sheep wool filling - Each mattress middle is filled with sheep wool that helps to regulate your dogs body temperature - cool in the summer, warm in the winter!

Flip-able - The bed flips! Choose an Absurd quote or add a splash of colour to the room.

Pee-proof - Accidents DO happen but this waterproof liner will save your Absurd mattress from any leaks or messes.

Machine washable cover and waterproof liner - easy tokeep clean !

Get your dog talking with an Absurd Dog bed.

A stylish pillow/cushion dog bed made with a heavy-weight colourful cotton canvas base to give durability. Flip the bed to switch things up and you'll add a splash of colour to the room whilst your dog sleeps! The top of the bed is made from a soft denim with one of a choice of three screen printed quotes. Get your puppy talking and make a statement with an Absurd dog bed.

Velvet Colours :

Yellow

Powder Pink (photos coming soon)

Petrol (photos coming soon)

Dusty Blue

Micro fibre fills the outer edge of every Absurd mattress, which keeps the outside of the bed soft yet sturdy. The centre is stuffed full of high quality sheep wool all the way from the Scottish Highlands, where some ABSURD seaweed eating sheep cope with the harsh weather conditions. It makes their wool a durable and hardwearing filling material.

Wool is amazing. It generates heat in the winter and keeps your dog cool in the summer. Meaning your dog will never want to leave their dog bed!

Each dog bed is handmade to order and both the cover and waterproof liner are machine washable. The mattress should not be washed.

PRODUCT DETAILS

SIZING

Small : 57cm x 72cm 22" x 28"

Medium : 63cm x 97cm 25" x 38"

Large : 85cm x 110cm 33" x 43"

COVER

Coloured 100% cotton base

Denim fabric top

Designed handwritten screen printed quote

Absurd Design label

YKK Black Metal Zip

Lapped Zipper cover

Care label

Handmade in the UK

MATTRESS

100% sheep wool centre

100% Microfibre edge

Absurd Design Label

Care label

Handmade in the UK

WATERPROOF LINER

100% PU coated polyester fabric

Absurd Design Label

Care Label

Handmade in the UK

Name

Email

Message

Dog Bed: Not a Lap Dog

Regular price£60.00GBP

Sheep wool filling - Each mattress middle is filled with sheep wool that helps to regulate your dogs body temperature - cool in the summer, warm in the winter!

Flip-able - The bed flips! Choose an Absurd quote or add a splash of colour to the room.

Pee-proof - Accidents DO happen but this waterproof liner will save your Absurd mattress from any leaks or messes.

Machine washable cover and waterproof liner - easy tokeep clean !

Get your dog talking with an Absurd Dog bed.

A stylish pillow/cushion dog bed made with a heavy-weight colourful cotton canvas base to give durability. Flip the bed to switch things up and you'll add a splash of colour to the room whilst your dog sleeps! The top of the bed is made from a soft denim with one of a choice of three screen printed quotes. Get your puppy talking and make a statement with an Absurd dog bed.

Micro fibre fills the outer edge of every Absurd mattress, which keeps the outside of the bed soft yet sturdy. The centre is stuffed full of high quality sheep wool all the way from the Scottish Highlands, where some ABSURD seaweed eating sheep cope with the harsh weather conditions. It makes their wool a durable and hardwearing filling material.

Wool is amazing. It generates heat in the winter and keeps your dog cool in the summer. Meaning your dog will never want to leave their dog bed!

Each dog bed is handmade to order and both the cover and waterproof liner are machine washable. The mattress should not be washed.

PRODUCT DETAILS

SIZING

Small : 57cm x 72cm 22" x 28"

Medium : 63cm x 97cm 25" x 38"

Large : 85cm x 110cm 33" x 43"

COVER

Coloured 100% cotton base

Denim fabric top

Designed handwritten screen printed quote

Absurd Design label

YKK Black Metal Zip

Lapped Zipper cover

Care label

Handmade in the UK

MATTRESS

100% sheep wool centre

100% Microfibre edge

Absurd Design Label

Care label

Handmade in the UK

WATERPROOF LINER

100% PU coated polyester fabric

Absurd Design Label

Care Label

Handmade in the UK

Name

Email

Message

Dog Bed: The Underdog

Regular price£60.00GBP

Get your dog talking with an Absurd Dog bed.

Sheep wool filling - Each mattress middle is filled with sheep wool that helps to regulate your dogs body temperature - cool in the summer, warm in the winter!

Flip-able - The bed flips! Choose an Absurd quote or add a splash of colour to the room.

Pee-proof - Accidents DO happen but this waterproof liner will save your Absurd mattress from any leaks or messes.

Machine washable cover and waterproof liner - easy tokeep clean !

A stylish pillow/cushion dog bed made with a heavy-weight colourful cotton canvas base to give durability. Flip the bed to switch things up and you'll add a splash of colour to the room whilst your dog sleeps! The top of the bed is made from a soft denim with one of a choice of three screen printed quotes. Get your puppy talking and make a statement with an Absurd dog bed.

Micro fibre fills the outer edge of every Absurd mattress, which keeps the outside of the bed soft yet sturdy. The centre is stuffed full of high quality sheep wool all the way from the Scottish Highlands, where some ABSURD seaweed eating sheep cope with the harsh weather conditions. It makes their wool a durable and hardwearing filling material.

Wool is amazing. It generates heat in the winter and keeps your dog cool in the summer. Meaning your dog will never want to leave their dog bed!

Each dog bed is handmade to order and both the cover and waterproof liner are machine washable. The mattress should not be washed.