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“Alex Galchenyuk — F — It took him a while to get going, but as the game went on Galchenyuk was a continual threat. He made some beautiful moves to beat the D and was able to find time and space in the offensive zone. He has good wheels and the hands are just ridiculous. The U.S. has so often lacked a player of his ability. He could have a huge, huge tournament.”

Look people. If I didn’t like Cal so much I wouldn’t rib him so. I will confess that I would like to see him raise his standards, that’s all. Crap is crap regardless of how many people tell him his work is awesome. No point in being complacent and putting in a half-arse effort. All that’s required is some line shuffling and Tweaking™. This is a Habs dedicated site after all. It’s important to project an image of first classedness to the world at large. Something that’s been sorely lacking since the departure of Boone and the penchant for people trying to do what I do best, meaning spoof song lyrics. The bad parodies wouldn’t bother me so much if it wasn’t already part of my shtick. Next thing you know Cal is going to be a Tanker™.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE3dLzIYKs8
Well ain’t this just rich?
We’re such an odd pair
One side just holding its frowns
The other won’t scare.
Just playing with sounds.
Lingering bliss
HIO won’t approve
One who keeps skewing all songs,
The other won’t groove
Where are the throngs?
There are no throngs
The teams won’t stop locking their doors,
Totally screwing the ones who just want to see scores,
Acting with contempt once again and with arrogant air,
Owners without spines,
No common sense there.
This league is a farce
Bettman and Fehr
They thought that we’d want what they want
And just buy more beer
But where are the thongs?
Quick, don’t lose the thongs
Don’t bother, they’re bared
Life is a bitch
This much is clear
They’ve wasted the time; it’s too late
That hour is here
But, where are the crowds?
There ought to be crowds
Well, maybe next year.