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Soda is a thing that has been around for an awful long time. Like forever, basically. We’ve always acquired it in more or less the same fashion, with new and improved flavors and options happening ALL the time. But did you know, you guys, that you don’t have to be limited to ONLY the 7 billion options...

There has been a phenomena going around for far too long that I have done my very best to ignore. At Christmas, there were ornaments. You can put one the front of your car. They are on magnets and mugs and there are fake ones everywhere. I am speaking, of course, about the moustache craze.
And I don’t...

There are a lot of things I have done in my adult life. I have stolen a gallon of maraschino cherries. I climbed a tree in the dark with my sister to make fart noises. I put on a ton of greasy make up and pretended I could tell fortunes. I have found out the hard way that pigs can get car sick. You want...

When someone makes and sells a product, generally that person or entity has plenty of information on that product. They generally know what it is. They don’t ask you, the consumer, what it is they are selling. For example, if a kid has a lemonade stand, they don’t have a sign that says, “Lemonade?”...

I understand the idea of camouflage. It makes you less conspicuous. When you go in the woods to look for animals, you dress like the woods. When you go to the gym, you wear gym clothes. When you walk around downtown, you carry a yoga mat. When you are at the playground with your small children, you wear...

For those who have already made the dietary switch to gluten-free foods and beverages, there is now a way to complete the transformation to an entirely gluten-free lifestyle: gluten-free home decor.
Ever since science confirmed that the consumption of gluten-free products leads to rapid weight-loss,...

If I told you all I went to Las Vegas, you’d probably be all like, “That doesn’t sound like something you would do.” And you’d be right. It isn’t something I would normally do. Now here is the really crazy part, it isn’t the first time I have been to Las Vegas. The first time I was there...

Earlier this week, a local woman was spotted moving around her front yard with sinister-looking tools and an unsettling smile. She reportedly raked and dug with such ferocity that it prompted her neighbors to bring their small children inside, bolting the door behind them.
“She does this every...

A coworker of mine was telling me about painting his kids’ rooms the other day and before I could steer the conversation to how much I despise painting because by the time you are done taping off everything you are already sick of the whole project, he let slip that he was painting his son’s room...

The USDA, citing a range of factors from the presence of beef testicles and the processing of meat from diseased and rotted carcasses to the use of fetid organs in its products, has decided to label Hot Pockets with it's most condemning mark of inspection:“F*#%*#G Gross.”
The USDA has kept this...