Tag: Josh Richardson

Attention Heat people: you need to keep these alternate jerseys for the rest of the season and also the rest of forever. I don’t want to see your old crappy Bulls-colored ripoffs anymore. They remind me too much of LeBron, and you know what? I bet they also remind YOU too much of LeBron. The…

Reacting to a sharp knock on my door, I reluctantly get up from my highlights chair and walk to my front door. Upon opening it, I don’t see any visitors, but I do see a wrapped basket sitting at my feet. Confused, I pick it up and take it inside and set it on my…

We are witnessing the return of ROOKIE RICHARDSON. He might have had an underwhelming sophomore season but he’s coming back to life right before our eyes. Remember, Josh Richardson was a second-round pick in the 15-16 season and did some good things for the Heat late in that season. He finished the year shooting 46%…

I have to take issue with the pattern the Josh Richardson made with his hair. That thing is wack. Super wack. Those zigzags look like they came from a time-machine with the chronometer set at 1991. I’m usually all for crazy NBA hairstyles, but this is too much even for me. It’s so SQUIGGLY. TOO…

Josh Richardson is slowly dragging himself out of the muck that comprised most of the beginning of his season. He still doesn’t dunk it as much as I think he should (what happened to all the posters he was producing in his rookie year?), but at least he’s scoring a little better. Double-digit games are…

I wonder if the production crew doing Heat games derives some sort of perverse pleasure from ruining my life and the lives of all Miami area residents? Are they sitting there in their little production studio cackling at the heartless torment they enact upon me and everybody else? I mean, Josh Richardson had an alley-oop…

Josh Richardson has been broken this year. He’s worse in basically every category over his other two seasons in the league. Scoring rate, worse. Shooting percentages, worse, especially from three. Turnovers, worse. Assists, worse. Rebounds, about the same, but slightly worse. The only thing he’s been better at is starting every game instead of just…

Josh Richardson played extremely well as a rookie, then, with an increased role in his second year, his raw totals went up but his efficiency went down. Despite dropping from 45% shooting to 39% shooting, the Heat gave him a fat extension that sees him receiving a cool ten million per year until 2022. That’s…

I previously said that if the Pacers don’t face the Cavaliers in the first round and Lance Stephenson blows in LeBron’s ear again, I will consider this whole season a waste. I recant that position. Partially. Another acceptable alternative is if the Heat and Cavs battle in the first round with the Heat sweeping the…

Josh Richardson went from shooting 45% from the field (46% on threes) in his rookie season to shooting 38% from the field (30% on threes) this season. A guy who looked like a good bet to become a solid starting shooting guard in this league regressed into a guy who you might not even want…