Being an England fan requires a considerable sense of humour. Luckily for these chaps, who've shelled out upwards of five thousands pounds to watch England play in a dead rubber at the World Cup, they've not lost theirs

Roy Hodgson has decided to mix things up for today's fixture. England will be led by Frank Lampard instead of Steven Gerrard. Lampard will be hoping to ensure that England don't repeat the feat of the 1988 European Championship team who exited a major tournament without a single point

Then Sturridge has a chance to release a shot when played one-on-one with the keeper, but he fails to pull the trigger and instead goes in hard on the advancing keeper. Exasperating stuff. It's goalless at half-time.

Daniel Sturridge fires agonisingly wide in the second half after a lovely interchange with Wilshere. Literally all of the chances are falling to Sturridge, but he just can't squeeze any of them into the net