Pet Rock #404

General

This is a rock. It's pretty great. Sure, it's not as social as other creatures, but it's really useful – as a doorstop, or a paperweight... Almost everyone has a rock companion these days. They have no need of training, and never shriek at you for food. Why, they're content to simply lie in your pocket all day, not making a peep. As to where they are found, well, they hatch only from the most majestic of eggs.