President Trump: "We're going after Virginia, with your crazy governor, we're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment. You know that, right? You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes."

Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam (D) fired back on Twitter with a warning about the anti-malaria drug Trump is taking to prevent coronavirus infection despite the fact that it’s not approved for the disease:

Dearest- It's off to another long night guarding the potatoes. I am weary and long to close my eyes and dream of you. Alas, our governor is a wretched enemy of liberty and I must take up arms to protect the root vegetables. I miss you so.

Your loving wife

Dearest Martha, Words fail the horrors we encountered during our march through Virginia. Rivers veritably clogged with peels; fingerlings torn from their families; russetts baked then, yes, yes, baked again. We shall never forget this day--except to our shame.