@michaeljnelson Shhhh, you're giving them ideas! — Jon Yarnwhaleshark (@JonathanHartwel) November 2, 2014 Mike Nelson from Rifftrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 has stumbled upon what could be America’s greatest weakness. If a foreign enemy could somehow make every American city believe their team had won a championship, we'd burn America to the ground. — […]