“Women always have a strike up on men. We’ve always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we’ve always got the check to cash.” – A New Jersey flower from the documentary Wildwood, NJ

Philosopher and feminist hero Megan Fox completely agrees with this statement. In the new issue of Cosmo, Professor Whoreface says, “Women hold the power, because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

You got that, ladies? If your dude is ever giving you lip, just pull down your pants, rip off your panties, spread them legs and show your vagina. BOOM! Game over. You wear the vagina in the relationship, so you WIN. VAGINA POWER!

All of the world’s big debates should be solved with just a flash of the puss!

And in case you’re hongray for more of Megan’s drops of wisdom (make sure to take penicillin after), here’s three that’ll make you barf up LOLs:

Megan on commitment: “I have no problem with commitment — you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.”

Megan on boys: “I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down.”

Megan on being hit on by famous dudes: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game, so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a shit. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

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