Eva Mendes Nude: From Training Day To We Own The Night

How many reasons can one have to be jealous of Ryan Gosling? Other than that his last name means “baby goose” (which is a pretty silly thing to be named after), the guy has it all and then some. He’s often voted the ultimate dream man by countless women, he’s a fantastic actor, he plays a bunch of instruments, he’s super rich and he’s dating Eva Mendes.

For many of Eva’s fans, it’s that last reason that tops the jealousy list. Not only does he seem to have everything going for him, he also gets to see Eva Mendes nude. Since there’s a near mathematical certainty that Ryan Gosling isn’t reading this and that you aren’t Ryan Gosling (if you are, well then, yo Ryan, what up?), you may be wondering:

WHERE CAN I SEE EVA MENDES NUDE?

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Eva’s given glimpses of naked flesh on camera a few times, but for maximum skin, look no further than 2001’s “Training Day.” If you always dreamed of a movie having both a Denzel Washington performance that earned an Oscar and a chance to see Eva Mendes fully nude, you are in luck. Yep, she goes full commando and bares everything from bottom to top. As to that top, it certainly needs more than a training bra. Here you can see it in all its NSFW glory.

In 2007’s underrated “We Own The Night,” we again get to see Ms. Mendes’ mammaries and even get to see her simulating masturbation. Wow. In an interview done for the DVD release, she was asked what filming that was like.

“I was so scared that morning, and I tried to stall. But I had to do it. And James [the director] was so respectful, and helpful. Usually there's so much pressure on the set. You know, it feels like a time bomb is ticking, and that you're constantly working against the clock. So that morning, I spent a couple of hours talking to Joaquin [Phoenix] and James. I was talking in circles, trying to get out of it saying stuff like, would it really be necessary for me to this? And like any time anyone in this business says trust me, you kind of go ugh, and tense up.”

Eva also shows some skin in 2008’s “The Spirit.” The film didn’t exactly light up the box office, but her fans definitely enjoyed the view. Her willingness to show her butt in the film likely made them stand up and say “Now that’s the spirit.” Or at least sit down and say it, especially if they were still in the theater.

DOES EVE MENDES HAVE A SECRET OBSESSION?

Whatever Eva’s private thoughts are that her fans aren’t privy to, we do know that she performed for a very sexy commercial for Calvin Klein’s Secret Obsession perfume. How sexy? So sexy that the commercial was actually banned from American television.

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She told Women’s Wear Daily why she did the racy ad campaign. “To me, Calvin Klein has always represented sexiness and a freedom to express yourself. That was especially important for me, because I felt very awkward during my teen years. When I was approached by Calvin Klein, I thought that it would be so satisfying for me to be part of a campaign where I could show women and girls that it’s okay to be different.”

WOULD EVA MENDES BOOBS LOOK GOOD ON A FRENCH TV SHOW?

Much like the ending (spoiler alert) of Dr. Seuss’ “Green Eggs and Ham,” when the main character finally realizes that he likes green eggs and ham and he’ll eat them anywhere they are offered, Eva Mendes’ boobs would look amazing in pretty much any imaginable guise. Despite the annoying French babble, this clip offers Eva looking stunning in a top that bares oodles of cleavage.

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HOW HOT WAS EVA MENDES ON “DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES”?

On a scale of 1 to 10, she was not on the scale. It was in fact Eva Longoria, another gorgeous Eva, who was on that show. If you are easily confused, which you clearly are if you asked that inane question, here’s a video comparing the two that offers tidbits of info for you to decide for yourself which is hotter.

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IS THERE A SEX TAPE OF RYAN GOSLING AND EVA MENDES?

Well, if there is one, it’s yet to make it into circulation. Considering that it’s highly unlikely, the closest we may get is to see the two of them together is in 2013’s “The Place Beyond the Pines.” It’s a very good film, and it features great performances by them both. Here’s a clip from “The Daily Show” with Eva discussing the film.

WOULD EVA MENDES RATHER BE NAKED THAN WEAR FUR?

The answer to that one is an unqualified “yes,” or so states the ad she posed for to support PETA. She told the organization that “I remember having my first premiere in New York City and being so naïve that I didn’t have a coat with me. My stylist sent me a … fur wrap for the evening, and I ignorantly wore it. PETA then wrote me a beautiful letter commenting on my less-than-educated choice. I was so impressed that I vowed to them and myself to NEVER wear real fur on the red carpet or in my life again.”

DOES EVA MENDES LOOK GOOD IN CLOTHES AS WELL AS NAKED?

She would look good in virtually anything, which is probably one of the reasons she started her own clothing line with New York & Company. In discussing the styles and cuts she is interested in, she told The Huffington Post that “I come from a family where the women are more voluptuous so I like to cater to that.”

Surely tons of men would like to cater to that as well. They are probably also wondering where the rest of the Mendes women are so they can fantasize about them too.