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All I Want for Christmas Is Coffee

Here’s the thing about having a full schedule and constantly making a DIY mess in the house you live in: the holidays are less of a festive occasion for decorating, and more often a reminder of all the shit you haven’t done yet.
Does drywall dust count as fake snow? If so, I’ve been ready for the holidays all year.
My family doesn’t really have a lot of holiday traditions, but the ones we do have are pretty sacred to us. Most of it also involves booze. Case in point:
If it’s the holidays, you’d better believe that there is an empty champagne bottle and some … … READ MORE