Britney Spears allegedly commissioned an artist to “immortalize” her post-baby bod in a painting. You can blame James Cameron for this decision; Brit came up with this brilliant idea after watching “Titanic.” [SOW]

Donald Trump‘s wife Melania may be able to trump Tara Reid in the worst boob job category. [Celebitchy]

The new year isn’t going so well for Styles P; the rapper was hit by a truck after angering the driver by throwing napkins at him. [Yeeeah]