And remember kids, DON’T bleach your own (or anyone else’s for that matter) eyes. Tears is a professional Imp. The burning, blistering, painful laws of the universe don’t apply to him like they would to you.

…either Pain means a shower in magma/lava/sulfur or something is SERIOUSLY wrong with him.
But Tears can just cry all the bleach out.
It’ll still hurt, but THAT will just give him the distraction he needs to forget about the Con.

Wasn’t someone saying something about why such a sweet little girl has imps assigned to her?

She’s Evil! that’s the reason she isn’t fazed by the horror she was just shown, It’s because she is so evil no one can comprehend how truly evil she is, the only reason she isn’t ruling the world yet is because she’s still young, which coincidentally is why she’s so cute, everything looks cute when it’s young.