Nezza

Posted Feb-24-2013 By

Aussie

@Nezza
A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen my cock?"
All the nuns stood up!

Posted Feb-25-2013 By

biometrics

Posted Feb-25-2013 By

DoucheWaffle

@Nezza
here's the joke.
it's a rooster with his chickens normally enjoying his farm life when a day a new rooster comes and wants to fuck all the chickens.
The old rooster says to the new one that there is one special chicken that belongs to him and that he cannot touch it.
but the new rooster insists on fucking all and the one special chicken.
the old rooster suggests to make a race and the one who wins gets all the chicken.
it's a deal.
they are ready to go when suddenly the old roosMore..ter starts running first.
the new rooster starts running too behind the old one.
then the farmer appears and shoots dead the new cock sayin
"GODDAMN IT NOT A GAY ROOSTER AGAIN""
Then the old rooster shot this video laughing out loudLess..

Posted Feb-24-2013 By

_I5HY_

A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen my cock?"
All the nuns stood up!