Screwed by Jonathan Coulton
Chord List in order of appearance:
GCA7DG/CB7EmAm7D7 C#m7b5 Dsus4E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|
B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|
G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|
D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|
A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|
E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|
I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.
(fig.1) (fig.2)
E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|
B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|
G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|
D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|
A-----------------|------------------|
E-----------------|----------3-------|
Thats all you need, now heres the song.
GCA7DGG/CGGCA7DGCA7D
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
GCA7DGCG
Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news
GCA7DGCA7D
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried
GCA7DGCG
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died
B7EmB7Em
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
DGDG
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7EmB7Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
A7Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
GCA7D
screwed
GG/CGGCA7DGCA7D
Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
GCA7DGCG
Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip
GCA7DGCA7D
Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man
GCA7DGCG
He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand
B7EmB7Em
I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett
DGDG
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7EmB7Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
A7Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
GCA7D
screwed
GG/CG
C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again, It never ends
C#m7b5 GDDsus4D
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1)
I got lots of money, I got lots of friends
C#m7b5 GDDsus4D
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal
GCA7DGCA7D
Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time
GCA7DGCG
Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime
GCA7DGCA7D
Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake
GCA7DGCG
Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take
B7EmB7Em
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
DGDG
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7EmB7Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
A7Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
GCA7D
screwed
GG/CG
Have fun,
Dave
Email: Big_dave699@hotmail.com
Guitar Tab Legend:
h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)