Offended at the use of the names of two civil rights heroes, Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) offered his own titles for the bill: “The Ronald Reagan Impose Your Beliefs on a Woman’s Womb Act” and “The Tea Party Determines What Rights a Woman Has Act.” (h/t Southern Beale)

We then discover that, hush my mouth, the GOP has something of a divinity problem. I always thought that their monotheism might extend only as far as three godheads, but I appear to be mistaken:

Johnson’s statements drew ire from Rep. Steve Chabot (R-Ohio). “The gentleman has just more or less taken Ronald Reagan’s name in vain…”

Oh! Reagan dammit! I stubbed my toe.

Oh! for Reagan’s sake! Santorum just surged again.

Oh! Reagan, Ron Jr., and Nancy! I can’t believe our republic has descended to these depths.

Just as that earlier Republic revealed itself as a mere facade once the Caesars gained divinity on death, ours may be in even deeper trouble than we thought.