The 1st rule of the Straily Streamer Rage thread is you don't talk about the Straily Streamer Rage thread.
The 2nd rule of the Straily Streamer Rage thread is you don't talk about the Straily Streamer Rage thread.
The 3rd rule of Straily Streamer Rage thread is two profanities tops per post
The 4th rule of Straily Streamer Rage thread is one word profanity posts are not allowed
The 5th rule of Straily Streamer Rage thread is no shoes, no shirts in the thread
The 6th rule of Straily Streamer Rage thread is the rage goes on as long as he sucks
The 7th rule of Straily Streamer Rage thread is you have to post all night your first night

Martin-Profar-Andrus have to go down 1-2-3. I don't trust Straily to face Kinsler with anyone on base. I think if he faces Kinsler/Beltre/AJ/Cruz the following inning he can get by with limited damage.