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Does Piers Morgan still count as a journo? Worst thing about that shite is that his brother is a serving officer (Major in the RE IIRC). Should be dipped slowly into a shredder after having had 200 rolled up copies of 'that' edition of the Mirror hammered into his arrse and down his throat. And his eyes to be gouged out with a rusty spoon and the resultant holes fcuked by a passing homosexual arab.

War Hero

Well, to kick off with, the main man has to be Pea-head Moreguns........I hate him and so does Jeremy Clarkson (and he is never wrong) so, no matter what anyone else says Moreguns should be castrated with a rusty knife and left to rot in the back of a four ton wagon for people to urinate on him and take pictures. There you go matey, thats my starter.

Perhaps Martin Samuel could be introduced to the saying "Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" at the same time as his freshly rimmed mug

War Hero

RIP

I met a whoppingly gorgeous, blonde, pouting, French Al-Jazeera journalist in Kabul a few weeks back, who told me about her wonderful day shopping in Chicken Street, while I hid The Laddie under a tray of Becks: "We bought $1000 of Afghan furniture, enough for our whole flat in Doha", she gushed. Phwoaaaar.

Hats off, said I, but then she spoiled the fun.

"I fcuking hate the military here", she said. "All they do is follow orders and kill people".

Uh?

She added: "Do you know a place where I can buy bubble wrap to get my furniture back to Doha without being damaged?" I'm not making this up.

Bubble wrap in the 'Stan? I tried to point out that if 'the military' was not there, her shopping trip might have ended up with a 'bag on head souvenier video', but she wouldn't have it.

DIRECT QUOTE FROM MY AL-JAZEERA JOURNO COMPANION: "I don't want to know about the military. They are all killers."

It's that last sentence that bothers me most. Whatever you think of the military, why should a so-called journalist EVER be allowed to get away with not wanting to know about the soldiers who made an agreeable shopping spree possible.

Audrey Gillan of The Guardian (and poster on this fine site)
Libby Purves of The Times.
Max Hastings of The Guardian and others.
Jeremy Clarkson of The Scum (but as we all know he's very pro-forces) and The Times.

Basically, they cannot all be tarred with the same brush.

...the most effective use of snowflakes against the far right since Operation Barbarossa.

Kate Adie demanded that I and the other dismounts 'Check for mines' before going any further toward the village of Guca Gora. We got involved in a contact (also available on the Video) she went somewhere else?

Piers Morgan......rather than a sticky end should be made to serve alongside his brother for a full six months in Sangin or sundry other 'Bloodspots' in AFG; equelly the MoD should allow them; after all there is nothing to hide is there.

Old-Salt

i would like to see john pilger spend the rest of his misereble life chopping trees or mining tin in a siberian gulag he thinks socialism is so great so why shouldnt he experience some of it but he'd probably just blame the west for that as he does everything else wrong with the world