In this case, the rhythm is just too heavy for Superman to lift: Try to hold on, Dwight Howard, as best you can. [NESW]

• Kerry Rhodes thinks Jay Cutler has a case of the big heads:" It's ok to be confident and talk if that's what you do, but you don't continuolsy do it at the point where it's already done…it's redundant, just let it go."[SRI]

• None of these men are named Rolf: "10 Jews get on a snowboard." [SlanchReport]