Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

Last Friday when things really started to go pear-shaped, Coco was there to guide us into the darkness. And now that we’re slowly exiting the darkness, it’s only fitting that she’s here to guide us back into the light. Also, Photo Boy cropped these like four days ago, and butts are money. But enough Kierkegaard,…

So it took me at least two hours to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has “corrupt tables,” and I can’t even tell you who the hell’s bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of Photo Boy, and I’m…

To put this as diplomatically as possible, What Would Tyler Durden Do? is slowly rising from the klonopin ashes, so they’re giving away a chance to win a $6,500 Memorial Day Weekend Trip to Vegas to whoever tweets them the best reason why he/she deserves it. You can find all the details here, but you…

Here’s the deal, folks, we’re in the final shopping week before Christmas and on the heels of a major tragedy that has surprisingly, at least for now and at a horrible price, sparked an open discussion about how fucked up gun culture is in America that I’ve been completely glued to, which is another way…

Here’s Coco standing on the balcony of her New Jersey apartment trying to show just how strong Hurricane Sandy’s winds are because at heart, she’s always been a meteorologist. Granted, 90% of the video is Coco’s giant, sopping wet breasts flopping out of her top while she keeps saying, “The wind… and the wind…” I…

Here’s Coco, the majestic battle beast Ice-T built and forged with his own bare hands from a slab of sex and granite with a whole lot of “Damn, woman” thrown in for good measure, learning how to ride and repair a bike for the first time and she couldn’t do everything more right: Using lots…

While the rest of sat around honoring those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by drunkenly stuffing our America-holes full of beef wrapped in various animal casings, Coco hosted a pool party in Vegas over the weekend and reminded everyone what this great nation stands for: Huge fake tits on a woman whose body surprisingly exist…

Here’s Coco posing for a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, except I’m not sure “posing” is the right word here. More like here’s Coco crushing the entire goddamn sea into submission then sexing all over its carcass. Let’s go with that.

Here’s Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it’s really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background.

COCO: What are you wearing tonight, honey?
ICE-T: Eh, I’m just gonna put…

“Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as you…

The comedy takes cares of itself on this one, so let’s jump right into it. Ice-T’s 19-year-old son, the literally named “Ice Marrow,” was arrested for masturbating outside of a Van Nuys strip club, according to MediaTakeOut.com:

What happened? Well it depends on WHO you ask. Lil Ice’s friends and supporters say he…