Wednesday, April 7, 2010

something you need to know about sean.

today i was perusing the facebook, and came across something that i had yet to see before. it was something about sean. i wasn't sure what to think about it. at first i couldn't be sure of what it was. i had to take a second look. i mean, we are married now. so i can't just break up with him or something. i mean i guess we could but i am too lazy to get divorced so that really is not an option.

let me rephrase that. when i said that i didn't know what to think about it? i know exactly what i thought about it.

it. was. awesome.

i immediately texted sean.

"sean. we need to talk."

not 2 seconds later the phone rings.

"chloe, what is going on? what's up??"

keep in mind he was in class. i think he could sense the urgency in my text. not really sure how but it sounds dramatic enough so i will add that in for effect.

"let's just say i came across something that you have never told me about before. "

behold.... teenage sean!!

he's just chillin with fake N'SYNC.

so i finally told him what i saw and he said this,

"Don't ever text me something like that ever again! you scared me!"

"hmmm.. okay. well i should be the one who is mad because you have been keeping this awesomeness from me for so long. i feel like i don't even know you anymore."

then we got over it. and he said he couldn't confirm if it was him or not. a friend from jr. high had posted these pics and he said he had to see them before i had an answer. so i tagged him in the pics anyway because it had to be him.

then he got to work and this was our conversation:

Sean: upon further investigation i conclude that yes, the man in the brown jacket with the nicely combed hair is me

Chloé says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES.

i love it.

i couldn't figure out if sean was trying to be N'SYNC's manager or groupie or what. but he claims he was "running for student council and he was trying to be David Letterman and had to film a video for the student body." he had this to say:

I was running for Student Body Secretary and so i did my video alone. I wore that jacket and combed my hair like that because my skit was like David Letterman's Top 10 List. So i did "Top 10 worse things you could do other than vote for Sean Ashby for Student Body Secretary." So i said things like "get to school and realize you forgot your pants." or "Tripping on the stairs while saying hi to the hottest girl in school." and things like that. the number one reason of course was "voting for the other guy." Aparently it was a big hit and i got voted to be Student Body Secretary.

not sure if i buy that part. but i am so proud of him. he got to chill with fake N'SYNC. N'SYNC was my first ever concert. and i was probably this same age. i was probably at the concert when sean had this picture taken. i also performed in a spice girls skit. possibly more than one time. don't judge. anyway, i feel like we were somewhat connected in a way because of all of this. it was meant to be.

and don't you just love his hair?

p.s. i hope that racheal doesn't mind that i borrowed these pictures. they were just too good to pass up!

hahahah this is awesome!! what a cute young sean! haha. at least he will call you when he feels like it's something important (which it was). I never get calls or texts ever. My husband works too much!! haha he is always so busy at work.

oh. MY!! This made me laugh out loud. My favorite part was him not knowing if he could confirm whether or not it was him. I love it. Awesome pictures. Love that you were in a Spice Girls skit. I did a lip sync to "Earl Had To Die" by Dixie Chicks in middle school. I totally was in charge and made up the whole act and we acted it out and I lip-synced and then got called into the principal's office later that day because it was a song promoting violence. I guess acting out killing and dumping your husband in a lake isn't something you should do when you're 13? Hmm. Not sure why.

Favorite part? The drawn on facial hair. Man, they really put some time into this fake Nsync thing. Oh man, I was totally obsessed with Nsync. I had a lance poster on my wall, I totally thought he was hot, too bad he turned out to be gay. I may have learned the entire dance to Bye Bye Bye...and may have practiced it on the front lawn for everyone to see. Man, what is it about being 13 that instantly makes you do super dorky things?

haha, oh, the pics you can find on facebook. Nsync was my first concert too and I made my friends at my bday party learn a dance I made up to a spice girls song. They were all pissed, but I made them do it a million times and perform it to our parents.

hahah. I REMEMBER THAT! I have NO idea what we were doing and why NSync & Spice Girls were apart of it--some random (stupid) student council idea I am sure! LOL! I was cracking up when I saw it. I don't even know...

amazing. and JC in the nsync photos really looks like him. so its not really nsync right? they were trying to be them?just making sure. and i love that about your husband i really do. its hilarious and totally something i would do. you are so cute! still in our ward?britt