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IN COCAINE SIGHT: A Nice Grandma Finds A Bag of Coke in a Granola Bar

We all love to find special prizes hidden in our food, but Cynthia Rodriguez of San Antonio, Texas didn’t get a fun toy or a kazoo when she opened a free Nature Valley Granola Bar. Instead, she got a baggie of “high-quality cocaine.” Police immediately launched an investigation which seems to consist mostly of asking Nature Valley’s parent company, General Mills, “Hey, how’d that cocaine get in there?” General Mills then responded with a shrugging emoticon and the mystery continues.