yeah, i can make out a bit of it. If you read the middle english using German pronunciation of the vowels and English pronunciation of consonants, you'll get a good approximation of the accent of it._________________ubi primum potero, me hinc subduco.

The Old English is harder. You have to pronounce it in Pictish, which is basically the sound of a sheep being anally raped by Throg the Bog Man.

sheep? Goat!

Sweet, tender sheep were reserved for the gods! And priests! But mostly the gods.

Well, yeah, I was just kidding. Besides, Old English came from Germany and replaced the Gallic language of the Celts (except for in a few backward areas like Wales and Cornwall), and nobody really knows what the Picts spoke: probably some bastardization of PI.

The Old English is harder. You have to pronounce it in Pictish, which is basically the sound of a sheep being anally raped by Throg the Bog Man.

sheep? Goat!

Sweet, tender sheep were reserved for the gods! And priests! But mostly the gods.

Well, yeah, I was just kidding. Besides, Old English came from Germany and replaced the Gallic language of the Celts (except for in a few backward areas like Wales and Cornwall), and nobody really knows what the Picts spoke: probably some bastardization of PI.

The Old English is harder. You have to pronounce it in Pictish, which is basically the sound of a sheep being anally raped by Throg the Bog Man.

sheep? Goat!

Sweet, tender sheep were reserved for the gods! And priests! But mostly the gods.

Well, yeah, I was just kidding. Besides, Old English came from Germany and replaced the Gallic language of the Celts (except for in a few backward areas like Wales and Cornwall), and nobody really knows what the Picts spoke: probably some bastardization of PI.