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Maroon 5

I'm watching cribs right now. There are 8 million reasons (besides their shitty music) that they are lame.

1) They are drinking fucking mimosas.
2) They all live in the same house like some knock-off fratboys.
3) Their friends look like losers.
4) Their girlfriends are average at best.
5) The dude looks like a wannabe Napoleon Dynomite.
6) They have some fruity "asian" wallpaper.

i always wanted to own a bunch of housing projects and change the legal names into their street names..

so i can be all "why yes..how did you know? i am the owner of little africa and little cuba!" as i take sip of a dry bourbon with my pinky up at a socialite club for uber rich folks..

aah that would be the life..

i'd make my shit 5 stories underground with a beat ass shack at the top for an entrance but it'd really be a escalator. in the middle of a ghetto ass field ......

i'd put a bowling alley ,three different wrestling rings for strippers..jello,chocolate, and pepto bismal, a full sized theatre, a narwhale tank, a trapeze, another room for strippers and filming porno,a film editing room, a room for all my paint...naw fuck that a factory for making paint and custom tips, a room full of various weapons, an ammo room, a video game hall, a big ass fish tank full of pirhanas,....uhm..uh and so much more..

Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Dec 21 2005, 12:39 AMi always wanted to own a bunch of housing projects and change the legal names into their street names..

so i can be all "why yes..how did you know? i am the owner of little africa and little cuba!" as i take sip of a dry bourbon with my pinky up at a socialite club for uber rich folks..

aah that would be the life..

i'd make my shit 5 stories underground with a beat ass shack at the top for an entrance but it'd really be a escalator. in the middle of a ghetto ass field ......

i'd put a bowling alley ,three different wrestling rings for strippers..jello,chocolate, and pepto bismal, a full sized theatre, a narwhale tank, a trapeze, another room for strippers and filming porno,a film editing room, a room for all my paint...naw fuck that a factory for making paint and custom tips, a room full of various weapons, an ammo room, a video game hall, a big ass fish tank full of pirhanas,....uhm..uh and so much more..

and fuck a car i'd have the city put a bustop by the shit

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I just need to get some hyperspace technology (Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy) or a glass elevator ala Willy Wonka and I'll be your next door neighbor.

I'd want to get Deep Blue for server/computing purposes and some PROPER ventilation (a dozen Kelvinator air cycling systems?) so I could build walls and paint my ass off. Fuck fame. I just wanna LOOK at that shit!

Oh, and some Oompa Loompas. Why not?

And, I'd print up some Golden Tickets every year so random people could come see the spectacle I created. My friends would be welcome...they just gotta call first, of course.

I gotta have that X-ray security screen from "Total Recall", too. For all the haters.

Beyond that, I don't think I'd need much more than what I've got right now.

I just quit my job today, so I have time to kill tonight....not that it matters one way or the other. So, I'm drinking wine, DLing some tunes, watching the X-files, and pipe-dreaming here....all at once.

I am not a fan of them personally but i saw a live dvd of them they are really good amazing harmonies live and the lead singer is actually the lead guitarist too and he is pretty damn good. all in all i have been made a fan of maroon 5 from their live performance.

If he sings AND plays lead simutaneously, then that's impressive. Otherwise, I can think of a lot of power trios that did the same thing.

I've never heard these guys, BTW. I avoid all new music by white people, as a rule. Make that virtually ALL new music...I'm listening to a disco track from 1978 right now that would make most of these kooks pimping shitty dance music on the radio cry like little girls.