I made a short video recently talking about why (according to the bible) if Jesus didn't come back 2,000 years ago, he's not coming back at all. This assumes if Jesus actually existed and was the real deal.

I reference the bible: Mark 9:1

The counter argument to this is my interpretation is incorrect. People think that this verse is in reference to the transfiguration. I beg to differ.

If he does come back, it certainly won't be to the USA. He's a man from the mid-East who doesn't have a birth certificate or a passport. And if they asked him his name and he said "Jesus" - he would be deported to Mexico.

(06-04-2017 11:47 AM)Rockblossom Wrote: If he does come back, it certainly won't be to the USA. He's a man from the mid-East who doesn't have a birth certificate or a passport. And if they asked him his name and he said "Jesus" - he would be deported to Mexico.

Yep. Ya got yourself an immigration issue, here.

No Heysus for you America.

A new type of thinking is essential if mankind is to survive and move to higher levels. ~ Albert Einstein

I think you are giving too much up by using he bible at all. Use Dr. Seuss, he makes more sense and is just as credible.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac

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