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You know you're a big Harry Potter Fan when . .. .

...when you wake up in the morning screaming, "Lilly, take Harry and run!"

...when you sit in class and your teacher says Now, always remember...." and you shout out "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

...when you overhear a conversation your mom's having..." ....how sad, at only a year old..." and immediately jump in with various HP facts....only to find out they were talking about your neighbour's kidney infection

...when you have an exam coming up but you spend all your time reading the books.

"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."

You try to disarm a guy with a gun pointed at your head with Expelliarmus.

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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."

You feel depressed and think there's a dementor ready to jump you around the corner.

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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."

Originally posted by Diamonds ...someone is halfway through a story, and you go "Hey, that's just like what happens in Harry Potter when..."
(My friend actually does this)

There's a true fan

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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."

"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."

You spread rumors around the school that the toilets are the entry to a secret chamber (I remember doing this when I was about 8).
You watch the movies in slow motion all the way through to see if you missed something.

"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."