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Monday, 16 December 2013

Good porn and censorship

Do you know what makes porn even better for me? A storyline. Not a romantic storyline, nor anything cliched (plumber fixing washing machine, schoolgirl discipline etc.). No, I prefer two extremes; either something extremely realistic or particularly fantastical.

An example of a realistic porn plot:

A businesswoman travels for work. Whilst drinking in the hotel bar she makes eye contact with the only other foreigner there. They get chatting and, both feeling lonely, end up in her bedroom. She feels shy and so asks him to strip for her.

An example of a fantastical porn plot:

Woman gets kidnapped. Taken to a warehouse and stripped of her clothes. She's shackled and humiliated. Over the following weeks she is trained by various masters how to be the perfect pet. Eventually she is returned to her husband, perfectly submissive.

The fantastical plots tend to be my favourites, but there's nothing wrong with a bit of realism every now and then. Of course, the way things are going, we soon won't be allowed to watch fantastical bondage porn. I very much hope that doesn't happen, and if you don't either then I would encourage you to sign this petition: