I was in Dubai airport at terminal two. My first time in the Middle East. I needed to pee something fierce. I walked into the bathroom and there was a long trough type thing with a wall of water falling down the far side. There were lily pad type things to stand on. I almost stopped to leak there but just wanted a little bit of privacy. I opened a stall and it was one of those hole in the gound type things. I used that. I walked out and there was a guy sitting on a lily pad and washing his feet for prayers. I can imagine the outrage if I had peed in it.

So, back in High School our football team was playing a game at another school. Being at another school, you get put into the women's locker room as the home team gets the men's locker room. Well, one of our assistant coaches needed to take a leak so he walked over to the long metal trough against one of the walls and proceeded to relieve himself into it. One of the other coaches noticed this and asked him what in the hell he was doing. He proceeded to mention that he was using the urinal and didn't see what the big deal was. The other coach politely reminded him that they were in the women's locker room, that there are no urinals in a women's locker room, and that he had been using the long metal sink to take care of his business. Took a while for that assistant coach to live it down.

jtown:Great idea but I don't trust the aim of my fellow males. That whole thing's going to be drenched with piss from top to bottom. Not to mention the upper deckers.

Yeah....you'd think it wouldn't be that hard to aim. But when you go into a bathroom and see what in the hell is covered in urine, it really makes you wonder if there are some guys that just received their dicks two weeks ago and are trying to get the hang of how to use em.

/Don't even get me started on how much force must be blasting out to cover the bottom of a toilet seat with poo.