Ooh, looks like Jonah's a guy with a hidden past, huh? Cool! I can't wait to read on and uncover his secrets!
As for the questions (my answers probably don't matter because I'm reading this so late but):
1. Yes.
2. I totally think he's been faking the whole time...
3. Maybe his brother and he have a very bad relationship and Jonah's just real sad about it...
4. I have two theories; he used to steal girlfriends or he was a juvenile kid.
Chapter seven, here I come!

I honestly cannot get over how well you write. You're stories sound like you've spend weeks building the characters, the scenes, the plots and histories! It really sounds like you do a lot to please your readers and for that I'm thankful :) Do not discontinue this lovely piece of work xDDD

Fornicate? Wow, i wasn't expecting that .. well i was. The summary gave it away, but it still got to me! XD

Dude i just LOVE your stories, If you ever make it big i will Buy Your Every Single Book and read them Over and Over again ! You're just that Good!

Amber chapter 2 . 12/18/2011

so far really funny, interesting plot, and great grammar!

only two things- could have been a little more subtle in giving us a description of what she looks like (sorta made the entire thing seem.. more childish?) and when her brother started with "i named mines little pete" mines.. I thought he was like 4 and was extremely confused

Finally, COMMENT TIME! Sorry, but I was keeping notes of everything I would tell you in this review, that's why I'm so excited! Okay, so first of all, Team Jonah all the way! I don't know, I just have a thing for his mysterious qualities. Next up is some character critique. No offence, but you used the some same characters from 'Dear Moron'. Josco and Mera have the exact same description: hazel eyes and long and curly dark hair. So do Jonah and Jace: dark blue eyes, muscular build, and curly dark hair that goes just beyond their ears. I think Carsten and Christian have identical personalities and I think Mera and Josco have similair families. Also, you used names from 'Dear Moron', too. There's a Jane and a Jacob in both stories. I don't know why, but I just think its horrible if your readers think of another character when they are reading a totally different story. I don't know, I just think that every character should be their own and unique. Also, I think you use J names too muceh. EX.: Jace, Johnathan, Jonah, Jane, Josco, Jacob... I know...I'm so picky! And sorry if I'm criticizing you too harshly, I really don't mean too, I'm just trying to give you constructive criticm. Oh, and lastly, you seriously need someone to edit your chapters! Punctuation and grammatical errors are my biggest pet peeve, and I try to overlook them, but I just can't stop obsessing because I'm a freak like that. Just please, work on it? For me? On the bright side, I think the band and the two guys in love with her thing and all that good shit is amazing! It's a really good story and I'd probably love it if I wasn't such a Grammar Nazi and if 'Dear Moron' hadn't already stolen my heart! Write more, though I'd prefer you'd update my favorite story ever first! :D