Location: Nairobi, Kenya Day 1,113 Miles on the clock: 29,010 Ethiopia immediately differed from conservative, neighbouring Sudan. Metema, the border town, was a strip of bars, pool halls, women in tight-fitting clothes, loud African music on tinny speakers, barber shops with paintings of proudly-sported afros, and even a topless white woman painted on a shop front.

Herdsmen on apparently perilous road

The road gently climbed eastward over undulating hills. As the altitude rose, the greenery thickened and the temperature cooled delightfully. Weather-worn herdsmen in small shorts and tattered wraps guided their cattle down the road and responded politely to my greetings. Some people said “hello”, many asked “where are you go?” but most (particularly children) simply barked “you, you, YOU” rapidly and repeatedly. I’d heard of this strange phenomenon from other cyclists and had been told that it is relentless, eventually shattering the composure of even the thickest-skinned traveller.

The picturesque villages consisted largely of small, circular thatched huts with outer fences to enclose livestock at night. Each habitation seemed literally overflowing with children. Strangely, a large proportion of them sported shirts but no pants or shorts. In the last 25 years the country’s population has more than doubled to 87 million and is still 85% rural subsistence farmers. This increase, and the subsequent deforestation and regular famines (averaging one every 7 years since 1960), is Ethiopia’s biggest cause for concern.

The hills got steeper, and that relatively chilly night I used my tent for the first time since turkey. The morning rides were my favourite part of my journey through Ethiopia: sleepy villagers stumbling from their huts to start cooking fires; semi-somnambulant herders traipsing along behind their lumbering beasts; cool, fresh air and crawling mountain mists. However, it was never long before the bleary-eyed children would spot me and shatter the peace by harking “you, you, you”, setting of a chain reaction that raced along the road faster than I could ride.

Village boy near Sudanese border

Fasiladas' Castle in the Royal Enclosure, Gondar

Fasiladas' Castle in the Royal Enclosure, Gondar

At the end of an exhaustive day covering 90 miles of remorseless up-and-down road (and the first few stones thrown at me by mischievous children) I reached the historic city of Gondar. In 1636 the Emperor Fasiladas moved his capital to Gondar and built a castle on a hill. At that time, Ethiopia was one of the most powerful empires on Earth. Over the following two centuries several other castles and churches were built in the walled-in Royal Enclosure which stands impressively intact to this day.

Sturdy, austere and unornamented stone structures; the castles are reminiscent of medieval European castles and it is likely that their construction was overseen by the Portuguese Jesuits who were prolific in Ethiopia for several centuries.

I wondered around the peaceful, green enclosure for a while, noting the stars of David carved over several doorways, alluding to the imperial line’s supposed links to the Solomonic dynasty.

Sat atop one of the crumbling watch towers in the perimeter wall, I watched a funeral procession pass with a startlingly-narrow coffin draped in a purple shroud and surrounded by men carrying variously-coloured, tasselled umbrellas. A throng of mourners followed in white shawls, bunched around two men performing a sombre ritual dance.

Funeral procession, Gondar

On a more distant hill overlooking the small mountain city perches the church of Debre Berhan Selassie which dates back to the 17th century and has a striking interior entirely covered in intricate Ethiopian ecclesiastical artwork including a painting of the prophet Mohammed, astride a camel, being led along by a devil.

The road southwards was, for a while, less tortuously contoured and passed through more pleasant rural scenes that I would describe as idyllic were it not for the copious amounts of children screaming their demands for “money, money, MONEY!”

Large baobab and fig trees dotted the landscape as well as tightly-planted eucalyptus trees. The species was imported from Australia in the late 19th century to solve the firewood shortage.

I was lying on the roadside one day, sheltering from the midday sun under a grand old fig tree, when a farmer woke me up. He gestured angrily that this was his land and literally shooed me away by kicking dust into my face. This hostility (unprecedented on my journey) and lack of welcome sadly was to become a leading feature of my time in rural Ethiopia. Stones were thrown at me on a daily basis and, on slow uphill climbs, children would run alongside relentlessly heckling and begging for money. In most countries dogs chase me. There are few dogs in Ethiopia but the children more than fill the void.

Church of Debre Berhan Selassie, Gondar

That night I slept in the open on a mountainside ledge and was woken by two men who evidently intended to sleep there too. They lay down next to me in their thin blankets and abruptly went to sleep. It was a cold night and by morning they had cuddled up to me for warmth. I made them coffee that they accepted with suspicion, unable to take their confused eyes off my little stove: white magic.

On a warm afternoon I reached the relatively large city of Bahir Dar on the shores of Lake Tana and got a bed in a hotel’s mosquito-ridden office at a reduced price. That night I joined some expatriate doctors in a “Cultural Music Club” where ceaseless drumming and a little stringed instrument set the beat for Ethiopia’s unique style of dancing. It consists solely of moving your head and shoulders in a juddering, rotating fashion. It seems that there is only one way to do this dance and everyone obediently does it that way. I was struck by the difference of this conformity to the endless (but, admittedly, often unsuccessful) struggle for individuality enacted on the dancefloors of Europe.

An exhaustive 5-day ride took me onto Addis Ababa. I would normally go slower but by this point the persistent hassling from villagers had become exasperating, leaving me with no peace and the desire to rush through it. The landscapes continued to thrill but were harder to appreciate in the sound corridor of shouting created by my presence.

Road from Gondar to Bahir Dar

Village girl, Amhara Region

I passed a crowd of children in one village and a couple of stones narrowly missed me. When I turned to look who had thrown them, a golf ball-sized stone conked me hard on the side of the head. My bicycle clattered to the ground as I leapt off in a sudden overflow of pain and irritation. Thankfully I stopped just short of picking up a stone to hurl indiscriminately into the pack of fleeing children. I noticed three or four giggling adults scampering away with them. I was shocked at myself. I don’t think I have a violent, or even particularly hot-blooded, temperament and I’ve certainly never wanted to hurt a child before but for a few red-misted seconds I genuinely did. I worried that I may not be able to pull myself back from the edge if this happened again.

Ethiopia’s ubiquitous begging might be seen as incongruous in a country that prides itself on being the only African nation to avoid colonisation (despite being briefly colonized by the Italians in 1936 before being ousted by the British in 1941). However, for many years now, the country has received more foreign aid than any other except Iraq and Afghanistan. This culture of receiving has possibly led to uneducated Ethiopians viewing foreigners simply as cash, not people. The almost-reflex reaction of presenting an open and expectant palm upon seeing a foreigner (or “farenji”) doesn’t exactly fit with the national pride in a history of imperial conquest, strength and independence.

Is was a warm hazy morning when I raced down the winding road into the Blue Nile Gorge. A gaping scar in the landscape, the gorge stretches for hundreds of miles and, in places, is a mile deep. From the small town on one side of it to the village on the opposite lip is about 10 miles as the crow flies but the (Chinese-built) road winds for almost 30 miles, dropping over 1,000m and crossing a (Japanese-built) bridge before climbing again and landing you back at the 2,500m altitude you left off at.

Blue Nile Gorge

The climb was hot and sweaty and wasn’t helped by having to backtrack a mile or so to retrieve a tool I negligently left on the roadside. A small troop of baboons barked threateningly then scarpered when I disturbed them. Sadly the visibility was poor so the renowned natural beauty of the area was largely obscured. I did, however, enjoy looking down on wide-winged birds of prey wheeling leisurely in the gorge below me.

It was relatively flat from here onto Addis and a fairly unremarkable ride. More shouting, more stones and one boy who asked for money and, upon being ignored, shouted “fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!” repeatedly and increasing loudly until I was out of earshot. I assume he learnt this from an exasperated cycle tourist. In a small village I stopped at a water pump to fill my bottles and the people demanded money from me. Behind them loomed a large sign announcing that the pump was donated by the EU.

The diplomatic centre of the African Union, Addis Ababa is a bulging, bustling city, with little planning, chaotic roads but generally very friendly people. Of the forty countries I’ve now visited on this journey, Ethiopia is a complete anomaly in that the urban population is generally far more friendly and welcoming than its rural counterpart.

I found a cheap campsite and pitched my tent for a few days while looking for someone able to fix some problems with my bike. I met three Scots on a motorbike journey from Edinburgh to Cape Town and spent a few days resting up with them while they took an engine to pieces, changed a piston, and reassembled it.

Sunrise over Lake Tana, Bahir Dar

National Stadium, Addis (Photo: Archie Leeming)

The four of us decided to join the crowds one Sunday morning that were cramming into the National stadium for a football game against South Africa. Ethiopia have never made it to a World cup before but a win in this game would take them to within one game of qualifying.

We bought the National strip on the street and were squashed into the increasingly frenzied stand almost three hours before kick-off. The excitement rose to fever pitch before the game even began and the trees and rooftops surrounding the stadium soon filled with people. Even the narrow scaffolds that held the floodlights accommodated numerous precariously-perched figures. When the game got underway the sport was disappointing but this didn’t bother the fans who chanted and stood on their seats throughout. One of the most often heard chants was “Lucy, Lucy, Lucy” referring to the 3.18m year old hominid skeleton that was found in Ethiopia in the ‘70s and is an important evolutionary link; another odd point of national pride in a conservative orthodox Christian country where creationism is widely accepted.

Ethiopia won the scrappy but tense game 2-1 and the celebrations were euphoric. Fans continually tried to climb the fence and get onto the pitch but were opposed by policemen with liberally-used wooden truncheons. About 90 minutes after the final whistle we managed to exit the stadium only to find that the entire spectatorship was outside waiting for the team bus to run the gauntlet of screaming, dancing, chasing fans. The police seemed torn between hitting people and joining their revelry. The bus (and its exasperated looking passengers) was surrounded for a slow moving mile or so before it broke free and the celebrations moved into the city’s many bars. It was a long and jubilant night. I woke in the morning, along with three very groggy Scots, to find my hair had been put into plaits by the numerous bored prostitutes that plague night clubs.

I pedalled up a hill and out of the city wearing my new football shirt in the hope that it might deflect some of the hostility I had come to expect. Unfortunately this didn’t seem to work as I was threatened by teenage boys with fist-sized rocks while eating lunch on the roadside. I brandished my cooking knife and hurried off when they retreated in panic.

Early morning in village near Addis Ababa

The road wasn’t overly challenging and the temperature, as in much of generally high-altitude Ethiopia, was pleasant. However, after 60 miles, my newly fixed bike had a problem that soon led to me having to push on all but the downhill stretches. I left my bike in a town, took off the problematic rear wheel, and boarded a bus back to Addis. One day later I was back on a fully functional bike and made quick progress southwards. I had set my sights on Kenya and wanted to get there soon. Ethiopia had tried my patience more than I could have imagined.

The minor road carried me through a small Muslim district in which not a single stone was thrown and nobody shouted at me. I was invited into homes for lunch and tea and had interesting conversations with the people about their feeling of marginalisation by the predominantly Christian government.

From this island of peace I made a long climb to a pass high in misty mountains before zooming down to a small village. I had covered 90 miles and was long overdue lunch so was scanning the roadside for a café when I saw a young man run out of a shack carrying a full two-litre water bottle. A second later the 2kg bottle flew past, brushing my cheek, and crashed onto the tarmac. I snapped. Next thing I knew, I was stood over my floored bike bellowing furiously and wordlessly at the doorway into which the thrower had disappeared. After a moment’s silence, a chorus of shouts arose: “sorry, so sorry mister”, “please go now”, “where are you go?” “you, you, you”, “give me money”. I rode on with evil thoughts shouting in my head that I should have done something. I was shaken by my second loss of temper and could only throw my energy into speeding up another long climb.

It was late afternoon when I approached the top and everybody seemed to be out on the road in an increasing state of excitement. In the town of Sodo the streets were blocked by screaming, celebrating, dancing, pushing throngs of people. I later discovered that their local football team had that minute been promoted to the country’s highest league.

I gingerly worked my way through the crowds, receiving the odd slap or thump for my troubles, and rushed out the other side of town. Darkness was falling and I was frightened of the atmosphere of rapidly rising hysteria. It was time I got off the road, hidden among the bushes and into my tent. However, the road was busy with people coming and going. There was no chance I could slip away unseen, even in the failing light, as people were continually shouting at me, shattering my cover.

Night arrived and still nowhere to hide. The “super moon” (14% larger, 30% brighter full moon caused by elliptical orbit) rose in the east, illuminating the land. It immediately seemed foreboding to me. There was madness in the air and my uneasiness grew as I passed through a small village every mile or so with a knot of people engaged in ever more frenzied celebrations. I kept as low a profile as possible while edging through these wildly pulsing crowds and managed to stoically accept the occasional blows that landed on me.

In one of these small villages a particularly large crowd of about 200 people saw me coming, illuminated by a brief flash of motorbike headlights. There was no way around so I put on a polite smile and tried to ease a passage through the tight barrier of pungent-smelling bodies.

From here things happened quickly. The crowd suddenly flared into a mob and closed in on me. I was pulled from my bike and pushed to the ground. I think it must have been only about 15 or 20 seconds that I was cowering in the foetal position while people desperately jostled to land a blow on me. Strangely it seemed that most the hits were slaps rather than punches or kicks and I think I was saved by the disabling closeness of the crowd preventing any well-aimed or particularly hard knocks.

Derg Monument, Addis Ababa

At this point some survival instinct kicked in and I found myself fighting my way to standing, swinging around wildly and unleashing a primordial roar; a war cry both enraged and terrified. The people (mostly boys and young men) fell back into a stunned silence.

Standing alone in a small clearing with hot-blooded aggression all around me, I had an instant to make a decision. My bike lay nearby and amazingly unplundered. I picked it up, and trying to retain an air of authority and dangerous unpredictability, I began wheeling it at the wall of uncertain people. A single old man with a stick was trying to clear a path on my behalf. To my relief and surprise the wall gave way and a narrow passage appeared; a gauntlet in which I didn’t want to linger.

I mounted and started riding but only got a yard or two before two young boys ran forward and spat at me, one in my face. This seemed to unstop the temporarily-corked bottle of mob anger. The hail of rocks and shoes began. I kicked hard on the pedals and made my escape with hard objects bouncing off my back and shoulders.

I suddenly found myself riding along and with the frantic roar fading fast behind me. My hands were shaking and adrenalin was streaming though me. I dashed on a mile or so with ears closed and very suddenly veered down the bank and between two bushes. There, with heartbeats drumming in my ears, I listened for any shouts but heard none. I pushed through some more bushes and came out in a cornfield with a tree in the middle. Under the tree, and in the shockingly-stark moonlight, I put up my tent with trembling hands and tumbled in. I broke into pathetic sobs for a while. This catharsis completed, I tried to analyse what had occurred. I could surmise no further than the incident being the result of over-excitement, the liberating mob anonymity of darkness, and plain racism.

Campsite in Turmi

Archie, Archie and Chris trying to fix a chain

From then on I was mentally out of Ethiopia. My patience was truly at an end. For two days on the road I looked dead ahead, listened to music, and largely ignored the world around me. I worried what might happen if I was further provoked. Sure enough, on a dirt road a boy threw a stone that hit my side. Quick as a flash, I’d dropped my bike, scooped up a small pebble and hurled it at the running twelve-year-old. It clipped his heel and he went down hard. I waited until I saw him get up before riding on feeling cold and remorseless. I am now ashamed of what I did: he was only one boy with one stone; but so, in fairness, was I.

To my relief, I caught up with the Scots and two couples in 4x4s that I’d also met in Addis and we camped together on a hilltop in a small town called Konso overlooking the Rift Valley. A night of good company refreshed me and I set out on the road again with slightly restored confidence.

It was a long descent into the valley and the heat rose accordingly. A young girl hurled a rock at me from about two meters away as I raced downhill. It struck my head and my speed worsened the impact but I retained balance on the bike and didn’t really register what had happened. My fury was spent. I rode on while a lump rose on my head.

Villagers in no man's land between Ethiopia and Kenya

A visitor in the evening...

Leaving the tarmac and turning onto a dusty track, I soon found myself in sparsely inhabited land with very traditional tribespeople. Bodies decorated with colourful beads and hair fashioned with butter into thick coils, these people wander mostly-naked through the inhospitably hot and dry bush with their herds (and often AK47s). They seemed afraid of me and would scatter into the trees when they saw me coming. Fearful faces would peer through leaves but this suited me down to the ground. At last I had peace and could enjoy the hard toil of the sandy, rocky track. I could feel the exasperation draining from me.

In Turmi I caught up with the little motorised convoy of tourists again and we spent a pleasant day camped in the cool shade of fecund mango trees. We went to market and the seven of us bought a goat to slaughter and cook for dinner.

A ten-puncture ride (due mostly to a knackered tire) brought me to Omerate where I woke the immigration official and got stamped out of Ethiopia. I spent my last pittance of Ethiopian money on a dugout canoe to carry me across the Omo river and into no man’s land. Here I had a little glimpse of the indigenous tribes for which Southern Ethiopia is famous but I was soon on a mud track through utter wilderness.

Village boy in no man's land

I reflected on my unique experience in Ethiopia: a country with vibrant cities and a rich history. I would go back, I honestly would, and I would advise other people to visit - but not on a bicycle. I saw relatively small pockets of the large country and didn’t get to the high Simien mountain range in the north or the baking Danakil Depression in the East. I didn’t see the famous monolithic churches at Lalibella. The country genuinely has a lot to offer.

Eventually I arrived at a thin rope slung limply across the path. Beside it, under a sheet of corrugated metal, was Peter; a lonely Kenyan borderguard. I made us tea while we talked. He asked about Ethiopia and seemed unsurprised by the hostility but sympathetic towards me.“Come and stand over here, opposite me. OK? Now, you see those mountains in the distance over there?”“Yes.”“They are in South Sudan. And everything to your right there – that is technically Ethiopia. Now, you see where your right foot is?”“Yes.”“Welcome to Kenya!”

Good to hear you're okay and sad that you've once again come across a country with such broad hostility towards you. I am sure that Kenya, Tanzania and Mozambique will please you with their friendliness and hospitality, we loved them. If you have the chance to get to Ibo Island, Mozambique you should, it is a very beautiful trading island covered in historic buildings. Ride safe Charlie, almost 30,000 miles, incredible!

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Angela

19/7/2013 12:22:38 am

As always I enjoyed so much about your journey through your words. I cannot imagine how tough it was for you with all the provoking behaviors! I am glad you made it. In China, there is saying: 退一步海阔天空。:) Look it up later.

Enjoy the eggs and bacon!
X.O

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Lars Spangberg

19/7/2013 12:37:27 am

Great story Charlie!

Have a safe ride!

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Alastair

19/7/2013 12:40:26 am

An almost identical experience to my own!
The fuck-you kid probably learned the phrase from me...

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Harry

19/7/2013 01:46:27 am

Another cracking read buddy! Sorry to read about the hostility you endured. No doubt Kenya will be epic...

I can't believe you'd go back to Ethiopia!! You've completely put me off (not that I actually want to go to anywhere in Africa particularly....it just sounds too lawless in too many places and I worry I'd be too careless/naive to work out where)....but seriously, these people didn't just not welcome you, they physically attacked you...why on earth would you go back? I'm genuinely intrigued....and full of admiration for your open-mindedness which far outstrips my own.

Hi tamar,
Thanks for your comment. I could have guessed that you might have picked out the religious aspect of the blog!
I would definitely go back to ethiopia but simply not on a bike. Yes, i had a rough time but that was some people not all. Many ethiopians are charming, open-minded people. The problembis probably partially due to very poor education in rural areas.
Hope alls well with you and keith.
C

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ethiopian

14/5/2014 07:40:48 am

http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/magazine/blogs/charity-and-volunteer/is-ethiopia-the-unfriendliest-country-on-earth
so can i say that you were a bit emotional while writing "Is Ethiopia the unfriendliest country on earth?" may be right after you have been "attacked". That is for much of the writing is some how "hard hitting" even starting from the title. Off course i wouldn't say you won't face the challenges that you have mentioned, specially "children's begging"; you would face this in many places , but it is not for they "view foreigners simply as cash" rather for they see foreigners as well-off and generous people, even many factors have contributed for this paradigm, illiteracy is one. But still i can be sure that one would not face"stone throwing" at rural areas and this would not describe the nation as a whole. Finally i wish you could see the other part of the country on a bike for you could also write the things you might see on the other parts too.

Kree Bakic

19/7/2013 01:20:54 pm

Chin up! Ethiopia sounded very challenging indeed and its a shame the behaviour of the people made you journey so difficult...instead of concentrating on the beauty you were forced to dodge rocks...very sad indeed. Enjoy the journey ahead of you, I am excited to hear about Kenya, ride safe..Kree Bakic

Hello Charlie: Greets from Ontario (Konni) and from Borneo (Matt). We do admire both sides of your travels: your brave actions as well as your mature reflexions. Re Ethiopia: try to understand these poor souls who never lived under a functioning administration with Western values (some people might call it colonialism), instead of they were oppressed by their own leaders and their gruesome experiments with African socialism. Tell them about Malaysia, Singapore and Hong Kong. - Charlie, keep up the good cycling and blogging. Love, Konni & Matt.

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Callie

21/7/2013 01:43:10 am

another great story, Charlie! Hard to keep your patience hey? in west africa the first French word i learned was "cadeau", because it was yelled at me incessantly. I was constantly torn between feeling sad or annoyed, and often to the point of tears when surrounded by so my kids demanding demanding demanding.
anyway - here's to more adventures! I love reading your blogs!

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Simon Bowes

22/7/2013 06:23:40 am

Jambo Charlie.... That certainly was a test of the character and am so pleased you have come through it all and relieved to see you have reached Kenya. Well done on yet another excellent blog and your Pa, Jonny and I gave a long toast ( maybe a tad overlong! ) to you at Lords last Thursday. All the best Simon

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eric the retired adventurer Portland OR USA

22/7/2013 11:07:58 pm

oof!
yeah....
what to say...
we'll talk about Ethiopia sometime.
So yeah, as someone who spent 3 months in Ethiopia, I studied Amharic there, yeah, intense, I'm not surprised about the bicycle-particular trouble.... BUT I'm gonna say something other people may not. Africa is real. Africa is intense. The cold war armed some regions very well... be careful... .be informed.... skipping some countries may be prudent... no shame in that.
email me your intended itinerary if you want to talk about it.
dangerous motor vehicles - driven by teenagers, always overtaking at all costs...
BE ENCOURAGED. BE EMBOLDENED. you're seeing so much, and growing, but.... you need to rest somewhere, sometime...
when you find a good place, maybe take a break for repose
...
but who wants advice, really? you do what you want. awesome big adventure. I'd expect Africa is the hardest part. Africa broke my heart in slow motion Jan - May 2013.

Lean on me , when you're not strong

DONT LET ANYONE STEAL YOUR JOY AWAY
yeah CHarlie!!!

take good care of yourself

your pal from the USA Pacific Northwest,
Eric Robinson

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eric the retired adventurer Portland OR USA

22/7/2013 11:10:10 pm

**correction - I was in Africa Jan - May 2012, (*not 2013)

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Barack Obama

22/7/2013 11:21:25 pm

Charlie!

Across the pond we're so proud of the good diplomatic work you're doing for our special relationship! When dodging inbound flying, remember, What Would George Bush do?

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Barack Obama

22/7/2013 11:22:48 pm

**CORRECTION:
When dodging inbound flying *OBJECTS*, remember, What Would George Bush do?

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Johnny & Ghani Walker

24/7/2013 09:32:28 am

That's it all overseas aid to Africa will be stopped forthwith; and anyone caught throwing stones and at cyclists from Bowerchalke anywhere south of Luxor will be imprisoned, castrated and then thrown to the wolves!
thereafter the RAF will be given free target practice to see if they cannot float Africa free of the rest of the continent whereupon the Royal Navy will be allowed to test fire a few trident missiles from those rather sexy, even if a bit expensive nuclear subs of theirs.
This sort of behaviour simply cannot and wont be tolerated!
Keep pedaling - keep your head down and chin up (if that is physically possible) and God's speed out of Africa.
Lots of love,
Johnny and Ghani xxx PS. WILL BE IN SINGAPORE FOR MOST OF AUGUST 2013.

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Geordie

24/7/2013 01:06:15 pm

Another inspiring blog mate, as much for your perseverance and maturity than anything else. I would have lost my cool a long way before.
I hope Kenya gives you a more hospitable welcome. I loved my time there and the generosity of the people stays at the forefront of my memory.
Take care.
x

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John Belcher

29/7/2013 01:17:37 am

How times have changed...I was in Ethiopia in 1986 with the Royal Air Force for the famine relief. Then it was a case of the kids asking for sweets not money. A sharp "Niet Soviet" made them runaway. Good luck in Kenya

Such an interesting read. This is the first time I've stumbled upon your blog (via the Wanderlust website) and I've spent the last couples of hours reading through posts and looking at photos transfixed. I should almost definitely be getting back to work but I finish in three days to start my next six month adventure in Australia. Inspired. I'll be sure to keep on top of your posts whenever I find internet in Aus :)

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Serik

14/8/2013 06:29:22 am

He came to Kazakhstan, Charlie brings light around the world...

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ethio

27/9/2013 08:35:51 am

I am Ethiopian. I have heard about troubles cyclers face but this is just too much. I cant believe you rode your way from konso to the border. I would only do it in a 4x4 car.

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Joe Kennedy

11/12/2013 02:39:28 am

Great stuff Charlie. It was awesome to meet you back in Ethiopia. Hope to see you on the road. its would be great to show my truckload of tourists a true adventurer!

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Jonnsen

27/10/2017 06:41:31 pm

What a harrowing experience and exciting read! Thank you for sharing the stories of your journey.
As an American man of European descent who spent a couple of his most formative young years living in rural Ethiopia, I am shocked, appalled and disheartened by the awful, violent and inhospitable treatment you received throughout Ethiopia! And as my identity has become forever inextricably linked to Ethiopia, I feel a deep sense of shame and embarrassment for what you were put through on your journey—but more than anything, this story makes me exceedingly sad... that such a thing could happen, and apparently happens regularly, in Ethiopia.
Your experiences are so drastically different from what I experienced as a child that I struggle to even imagine how it is possible that conditions & attitudes have changed so much that an experience such as yours is not merely possible but it has become commonplace, even expected. This is truly tragic to me.
I have always held my memories of the time I spent in Ethiopia (from age 8-11) very close to my heart, and in many ways considered them as the best, most formative years of my life. I have no doubt that my mind has overlooked and gradually discarded the unpleasant and negatively tinted moments & events while augmenting and exaggerating the positive ones. And I am also certain that I was sheltered from a number of frightening, threatening, unfriendly and violent incidents that must have occurred, but the only ones that I have any recollection of are directly related to the ruling government at the time. Even with these concessions I find it extremely difficult to reconcile the horrific events you've recounted with the admittedly naive and idyllic perception of Ethiopia and the culture and customs of her many ethnicities.
When I saw the (above-mentioned) title of a republished excerpt of this article, I assumed it was a joke or sarcastic hyperbole to be followed by an article full of stories depicting the exact opposite of the title. The fact that this is not the case and that you have endured such extreme antagonistic and violent treatment is an embarrassing and tragic shock to me that has shattered my naive, idealized concept of Ethiopia.

I very much appreciate your open-mindedness as far as returning to Ethiopia—I doubt I would be so generous! I also appreciate that you didn't omit the few positive exceptions to the over-arching pattern of violence and abuse; and your numerous acknowledgements of the striking and amazing natural beauties, however difficult they were to enjoy, of which Ethiopia is full.