You’re afraid to go more than 15 minutes (max) without checking Twitter/Facebook/news feeds to make sure you’re not missing anything.
EVERYTHING in your life—from doing the laundry to playing a round of golf—is recorded in your mind in 15-minute billable increments.

You’ve heard all the lines about sleep: “Sleep is overrated.” “You can sleep all you want when you die.” “Do you ever sleep?”

You start your day by digging out of client and competitor alerts and checking email, all before you’re out of bed.

Every Friday around 5:00 p.m. you think, “This could be crisis time!” (And sometimes even look forward to a good one.)

You know what time it is anywhere in the world and every country’s phone code, all without having to look at a reference guide.

These are pretty funny! I find it interesting that twitter is like taking over the world. There were a couple of the signs that referred to twitter, and weirdly enough, I’m pretty sure i think in 140 characters or less. Good job!