Brooklyn Parents, ‘Nanny 911’ Wants You and Your Snotface Kids

YES. At last, a parenting show that everyone will enjoy. Nanny 911 is casting for “outgoing, charismatic families who need help managing day-to-day-family obstacles … our diverse and knowledgeable nannies … can help exhausted parents like yourself tackle the issues that are creating chaos in the home.” In Brooklyn. Never has a reality show had such an opportunity to bust open and expose a totally weird and hilarious way of life. We’re already visualizing amazing episodes where Ariel craps her pants at the Food Co-Op day care and they page it over the loudspeaker and Dad gets pissed about young Oliver preferring Coldplay to Radiohead. “HE’S NOTMYSON!” [DumboNYC]