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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Tampa Bay Rays weren't around in 1992, so at first the headline "Vanilla Ice to Perform After Rays Game" confused me. Now I understand: Vanilla Ice is going to perform after a Rays-Indians game IN 2010.

July 9 is when the magic happens.

"Tampa baby, Tampa."

I have a handful of questions:

1. Will there be Rob Van Winkle bobbleheads?
2. Do you think he'll play Juice to Get Loose Boy?
3. Was Brian Austin Green not available?

2 comments:

As Brian Austin Green's agent, I can most certainly say he was not available. We've been in a bunker for months trying to figure out how he got Vanessa Marcil to sleep with him. I admit, I'm not as good an agent as Steve Sanders.