Friday, November 19, 2010

Song for the TSA (From a Disgruntled Passenger)

Accost meYou unaccostable you.Exhaust meYou inexhaustible you.Take a look at meAnd not the stuff in my case.It cannot be "racist"'Cause jihad has no race.I hate all the stupid groping you do.Above all, can't see you coping, do you?Don't be a cranky masher.Kvetch to Janet, kvetch to Janet, do.My unaccostable you.