Supermodel Stephanie Seymour went to a nude beach on St. Barts this past weekend. [Photo via INF]

As a nudist, it must suck when a famous person comes to your favorite beach, thereby attracting the attention of photographers, who might end up selling pictures of your sun-scorched, salt-swollen testicles to the press. Your testicles could end up in magazines on newsstands! On internet blogs in your family members might read! [Photo via INF]