Quotes (3)

Chano: Can I help you?Cook: That's a very generous offer. Because sometimes it moves too fast to make friends.Chano: What moves too fast?Cook: The esscalator of life. On its way to that biggest of all: Mezzanine.Chano: That's a very profound thought. You must be a philosopher.Cook: No, I'm a bum.

Chano: Hey, Nick. How much money would you have if you never bet on a horse?Yemana: Oh, I'd have about five or six thousand. But if I never bet a loser I'd have about three million. Tough choice, ain't it?

Yemana: Wojo and Harris chased the guy down into the sewer.
Barney: The sewer?!?
Fish: (about to go into the bathroom) I'd better wait. I may be obstructing justice.

Notes (2)

This is the last episode for the character of Chano. His sudden disappearance is not acknowledged for nearly two years, until his replacement finally shows up in the 4th season episode Wojo's Problem. He will make a brief flashback appearance in the series finale Landmark Part Three.

Guest Ron Carey will return next season in a starring role as Officer Carl E. Levitt.