So I have class and in order to do Ano Natsu I have to do this shit in a public cafe; however, I forgot to bring my earphones today. I was like, okay, I’ll play it off cool and pretend to be normal. Then magi-fucking-ly a (female) friend came over to the table I was sitting at on the day I have to fansub without earphones to sit down.

“Hey, is that Japanese?”

“Yeah.”

The conversation sort of went downhill from there but no power levels were leaked. This, son, is what you need to master in order to become the Best Fansubber (AKA me).

Shit nigger… Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? LOL. These guys must be fucking terribad or mentally incapable (sure, you might call me conceited because I’m fucking smart, but still…) if you need that many faggots to sub one episode, you’re clearly a) fucking stupid b) mentally retarded c) poor and uneducated and therefore have so much free time d) any combination of a-c). Also, it’s worthy to note that they take god knows how long to sub one episode. MORE PEOPLE = FASTER, NO?

P.S. This episode confirms that Ano Natsu is the best show of the season. It has also put faith back into me that there are still good anime being produced. If you want to read more about interesting observations on the show, which I really recommend you do so, head to: http://8ths.in/ (he’s the translator for this show).

Now that CrunchyRoll is streaming 1080p, it is safe to say that, despite their faggotry, they have secured their spot as the KING OF ANIME. Hence, we’re not subbing guilty crown anymore. If it makes you feel better, download commie’s rips, change the styles, and potentially the filename, and you will get our release! I might just automate that some day.

Yes, we know Crunchyroll is “simulcasting” it, and they’re going to be late. However, rumor has it that Crunchyroll subtitles are shitty; I’m here to clear up some misunderstandings.

First of all, the main argument against CR subtitles is that they have bad scripts/translations. That is NOT the true in any measure. The translator for Mainichi Kaasan is probably the best in this business, as with most of their other translators. Hang on, “the best in this business.” What does that even imply or mean? Understanding this will put you a step ahead in understanding why Crunchyroll is shit and why you shouldn’t watch their stuff.

First of all, I assume we all agree that the vast majority of people who major in language are not as capable of intelligence in the most basic sense as compared to say, a Business Major. I apologize to those who I happen to offend. Now, those who graduate and get a job in translation are the worst, with the exception of those who work at the United Nations. A translator makes really shitty pay and has absolutely no job security. Putting one and one together, we can come to the conclusion that translators, or even sub staff in general, who work at CR are fucking terrible human beings with absolutely no worth and intelligence.

Compare that picture to me. I’m fucking smart with perfect academic track records, and I’ll be making millions upon graduation. Who would you trust to do your subtitles? Worthless bags of shit or a demigod? The answer is pretty obvious.

Just watch fansubs, gentleman. It’s not just the script quality that matters but also the people working behind it. Remember, idiocy as well as the art of being perfect are both highly contagious. Choose wisely.

This is the question which made me go crazy. Do you think you’re man enough to solve it? [you need to know MIPS & C]. Also, assume mystery resides in 0xF0000000 if that even matters. And ignore the unsigned declaration of mystery. Mystery call in main() is calling that MIPS function. Tell me if you get the answer!

Back to GC, I feel like it’s a bit too rushed… Everything spilling over in one episode? What?

Fucking Verizon. How dare they lock down a nexus phone. Fuck you and I imported mine. Speaking of which, ICS is okay… I guess I expected way too much from it. iOS is still vastly superior in terms of usability, though. Oh, android devs, when will you make UI rendering a priority thread? 🙁