FARSCAPE

" FARSCAPE: UNDRESSED "

With appearances by:

Kalliope hails from Warsaw ( that'd be in Poland ). Kat is a non-english speaker engaging in the difficult and challenging enterprise of producing transcripts in english. I think she's doin' a fantantic job! Drop her an email and let her know how much you appreciate her efforts!

I'd say that's a "definate yes" as clips end over typical Season 1 scroll and sound fx of the 'Farscape' title, followed by 'stamp' fx of subtitle: UNDRESSED.

END FARSCAPE CLIPS//

Ben Browder, looking incredibly sexy in a single breasted dark blue suit and tie, gorgeously accented by a neon blue shirt, strides toward camera from stage left across the set of 'Command', speaking to us as opening credits roll.

Ben Browder:

Hi, my name is Ben Browder and I'd like to welcome you to this special presentation: "Farscape... what the frell is that?". Now, some of you may be aware that Farscape is our attempt to entertain you with something a bit out of the ordinary. But that may be all that you know about us, and that's why we made this special. It's a crash course primer on Farscape. For those of you who don't know the show but who may plan on watching our season premiere, in about, oh... say, ah... 57 minutes. So, I'm coming to you live, at least at the time that we shot this, from one of our sets... in beautiful Sydney, Australia, which is where Farscape is filmed. Grab your pens and pencils and come with me.

Ben, crosses 'Command', to the strategy table, where a large screen color tv perches, showing clips from "Premiere" (episode 1, season 1).

Ben Browder:

My characters name is John Crichton. He's an astronaut and he's a test pilot. He was conducting a mission... of his own design, in the Farscape One module.

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//RUN CLIPS OF EPISODE 1, SEASON 1: "PREMIERE"

Test flight of Farscape One starts to go wrong, the ride just a 'bit' rough.

John: "Canaveral?!"

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] Things went horribly wrong. He gets sucked through a wormhole, dumped in a distant part of the universe, right into the middle of a battle.

Prowler clips the wing of Farscape one, the prowler is sent spinning out of control, smashing to vapor against a nearby asteroid.

John: "Canaveral, I've been hit!"

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] And he ends up on a ship...

John first sights Moya.

John: "That's big.... That's really big."

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] ...a really, really big, living ship, called Moya.

The Farscape One module is pulled aboard Moya by the 'docking web'.

John: "Oh, hell.... Can anybody hear me? Canaveral?!"

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] He soon discovers Moya's populated by a band of escaping prisoners.

[O.V.] There's two of them-- make that escaping 'alien' prisoners. I've always wondered what a hero should say when he meets extraterrestrial life-forms.

John sends greetings, to D'Argo & Zhaan who have just noticed his presence.

John: "Hi. My name's John... John Cri--"

John's greeting is cut off by D'Argo's hand as he trottles him, lifting him off his feet.

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] Well, that wasn't it. These aliens don't like him. They don't trust him. Well, you'll get the idea.

Locked in a cell on Moya, John meets a certain Hynerian.

Rygel: "I'm Rygel the 16th, Dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you." John: "Um, I-I-I, I'm not here to harm you. Hell, I wouldn't know 'how' to harm you." Rygel: "We can no more trust you than we can trust 'that'."

Rygel gestures to another alien locked in the cell with John.

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] "That" is another alien. That, changes everything.

The 'alien' in the cell takes off a large black helmet, revealing a 'human' female. John makes another pre-emptory introduction.

John: "Hi, uh, my name's John Cr--"

Sticking his hand out to shake, she grabs it a proceeds to beat the crap out of him. Tossing him across the room, kicks him in the gut and ends perched on his shoulders, pinning him to the floor.

Aeryn: "What is your rank and regiment? And why are you out of uniform? ... Rank and regiment, now!"

John's speechless, or breathless, or both, looking up at her from between her knees.

Thank you. Hello. I play officer Aeryn Sun, and she is born and bred to be a soldier. The minute this one comes into her life ( indicating Ben, with a tip of her head, frame opens to a two-shot ), she's thrown out of the Peacekeepers.

John: "I have no idea what goes on in that tiny little brain of yours, D'Argo!"D'Argo: "I have no idea why you do anything that you do!"John: "Well, catch a clue pal, 'cause I'm tired of stickin' my hand out, only to have you snap at it!"D'Argo: "Everytime I let down my guard... you disappoint me."John: "Sorry... I'm only human."

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] Well, it didn't happen overnight, but gradually they discovered they had things they could learn from one another. Very mature... important things.

[O.V.] Yeah, but they also learned that they can depend on each other for friendship and moral support.

D'Argo and John take a walk on the wild side-- in space ( Family Ties ).

D'Argo performs 'best man' duties for John ( Look At The Princess, Part 2: I Do, I Think ):

D'Argo: "The time has come for farewells, my friend."John: "Oh, this is not happening. Just feel free to wake me up any time, D'Argo."D'Argo: "Well, now I can only speak truth, and that comes as good and bad news."John: "All right. Give me the bad news first."D'Argo: "The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for 80 cycles in a strange world."John: "What's the good news?"D'Argo: "Chiana and I are having 'fantastic' sex."

( John & D'Argo laugh-- John is turned into a statue. )

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] Hm. Let's move on to another one of your great friendships-- Zhaan.

Zhaan: "I have always wondered what could 'possibly' go on in there."John: "Not a lot. ( shrugs ) I'm a guy. Come on, Zhaan... what are you afraid of?"Zhaan: "Take my head. Our two spirits will pass into each other... until we inhabit a single consciousness.... Too late to be afraid. Move into me."

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] This is called 'Unity'-- the melding of two minds.

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] And there's one more thing about her.

John discovers that 'one thing' ( Bone To Be Wild ):

John: "You're a plant?"Zhaan: "Always have been, John. Why, does it bother you?"John: "No it doesn't... bother me. I just never... suspected-- you're a vegetable?!"

( Zhaan laughs delightedly. )

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] Sleek... sexy vegetable.

Zhaan 'reveals all' for a young Tavlek/Tavloid whatever ( Throne For A Loss ).

One of the advantages to travelling around the Uncharted Territories is that we get to meet all kinds of new races and species, and sometimes we adopt one.

Claudia Black:

If they're young, female, attractive.

Ben Browder:

That had nothing to do with it.

Claudia Black:

Of course not.

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//CHIANA CLIPS:

Entree, Chiana ( Durka Returns )

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] Her name is Chiana. If we hadn't taken her in, she would have been imprisoned by her own people, the Nebari. That's them; they're gray.

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] She's amoral.

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] She's underage.

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] Sexy.

John gets to know Chi. ( Durka Returns ):

Chiana: "I don't respect authority. I do what I want... when I want to do it."John: "Did you ever kill anyone?"Chiana: "No."John: "Then help me understand the collar and the cuffs."Chiana: "Among my people you... you conform. You don't do the things I... I did."John: "What will they do with you now?"Chiana: "Mental cleansing into a... into an obedient zombie.

( Chi screams and kicks the cell door )

John: "Chiana!"Chiana: "I'd rather be dead!"

Chiana falls into the jump pit ( Taking The Stone )

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] Chiana will try anything once.

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] Sometimes she lands on her feet... sometimes she lands on her ass.

Crais: "Exactly how much time have you spent with this human?"John: "Not a lot. Not much at all."Crais: "Because, as you know, Peacekeeper High Command has very clear parameters regarding contact with unclassified alien life-forms. You may have very well exceeded those parameters, Officer Sun--"Aeryn: "No, sir..."Crais: "--which would make you irreversibly contaminated."Aeryn: "No, sir, I..."Crais: "Take them away. Take them all away!"

AERYN CLIPS END//

Ben Browder:

You see, this is why you don't want to be a Peacekeeper-- they hit people and they shoot things.

Claudia Black:

But it's fun to shoot things.

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//AERYN CLIPS:

Aeryn takes out an arch over a fleeing John and D'Argo's head with D'Argo's Qualta Rifle ( "Throne For A Loss" ).

( Aeryn runs through the dark corridors of the Zelbinion, big gun slung over shoulder. )

John: "Come on, Aeryn... come on."

( Sheyang melts the door. )

( Sheyang spits a fireball at John. John & Gilina dive for cover. )

John: "Gilina!"

( Aeryn arrives like a heavily armed angel from above. )

Aeryn: "On the ground now!"

( And blows Sheyang to smokey bits. )

Aeryn: "Sorry about the mess."

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] And I have helped you with your attitude problem.

AERYN CLIPS END//

Claudia Black:

( laughs ) Oh, now I've got an attitude problem!

Ben Browder:

You've always had an attitude problem.

Claudia Black:

Really?

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//AERYN CLIPS CONTINUE:

John tries to get to know Aeryn a little better, help her with some advice... ( "Exodus From Genesis" ):

John: "We're stuck together... and as long as we are, we might as well be..."Aeryn: "What? Family? Friends? I want neither."John: "Well, somebody's got to be there when you need it."Aeryn: "No offense human... but what could I possibly need from you?"John: "Oh, I don't know... manners? Personality? Stock tips?"

Aeryn 'grills' Gilina ( "PK Tech Girl" )

Aeryn: "Chin up! Eyes locked!"

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] John has no idea what it takes to be a soldier.

John: "Can't you see she's gonna pass out?"Aeryn: "Clearly you do not understand. She knows exactly who we are and would consider it her duty to lie to us."John: "Point taken. But if she drops... you're not gonna get your answers."Aeryn: "This is my world, John... don't interfere."

And as you can tell by the critics kind words, we're obviously struck a chord with-- lights?

Claudia Black:

Oh, pilot, the lights-- up.

Ben Browder:

Lights! Pilot, we're on TV.

Lights come up, close on Pilot, who does 'not' look too good on video.

PILOT:

Oh, I can't remember what you wanted me to say.

Ben Browder:

Tell them about Moya.

PILOT:

Ah, well, ah... she's a Leviathan, ah... biomechanoid... ah...

Ben Browder:

What Pilot's trying to say is that Moya is half mechanical, half biological, and she's a beautiful ship. Why don't we show them some clips?

PILOT:

Yes, that would be easier.

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//RUN 'MOYA' CLIPS:

Exterior CGIs of Moya surfin' the cosmos...

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] Leviathans are peaceful beasts of burden. They're designed without weapons.

END 'MOYA' CLIPS//

//RUN 'PILOT' CLIPS:

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] Each Leviathan has a Pilot aboard as their lifetime navigator and caretaker. Ours is called, "Pilot".

Pilot: [O.V. dialogue from DNA Mad Scientist on clip from "Out of Their Minds"] "When one of my species is bonded to a Leviathan, we give our lives to the service of others. Ship first. Then those who travel aboard her."

Pilot continues to explain his purpose to John ( DNA Mad Scientist )

John: "No matter what those aboard do to you?"Pilot: "My species is incapable of space flight on our own. If we wish to journey beyond our home planet, this... is the tradeoff we make... for the chance to see the galaxy. I consider it... a perfectly equitable arrangement."

[O.V.] That's right kids, the Peacekeepers had designed a Leviathan gunship, emphasis on "gun".

Talyn's Main Gun rises from it's turret ( The Ugly Truth ):

Chiana: "What's Talyn doing?"

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] Young boy... dangerous toy.

( Talyn blows away the Plokavian vessel with one shot. Maybe they should'a named him 'Jessie'? )

TALYN CLIPS END//

Ben and Claudia maneuver down a corridor set.

Claudia Black:

So, basically Talyn is a confused kid in need of some guidance.

Ben Browder:

Unfortunately, what he got was Captain Bialar Crais, renegade Peacekeeper.

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//RUN CRAIS/TALYN CLIPS:

Aeryn's version of events ( "The Ugly Truth" ):

Aeryn: "He's taking over Talyn!"Crais: "Leave my ship now!"Aeryn: "We have to stay and explain is to the Plokavian authorities!"John: "No, Aeryn, we have to leave-- now!"Aeryn: "I can't let you do this!"Crais: "Go!"

Talyn maneuvers deeper into the asteroid field ( "Family Ties" )

Zhaan: "Talyn is not mature enough to Starburst! If you attempt this, you will damage him! You may die!"Crais: "Thank you, Priest, but I know that. We'll be fine... where no one can follow us. You... or the Peacekeepers."Aeryn: "Crais, you listen to me, now! You stop what you're doing and you leave the ship, now!"Crais: "Officer Sun... if by some strange quirk we manage to encounter each other again, I hope that our relationship... away from the Peacekeepers... will be a much... different one next time."Aeryn: "You cannot take a child from it's mother!"
Crais: "You forget... it was done to me... and it was done to you. Goodbye, Officer Sun."

Talyn starbursts ( "The Ugly Truth" ):

Pilot: "Talyn's going into Starburst!"

Claudia Black:

[O.V.] Banished by the Peacekeepers.

CRAIS/TALYN CLIPS END//

Ben and Claudia make their way back into Command.

Claudia Black:

...and with nowhere else to go, Crais fled aboard Talyn. But over time he's proven to be an ally... or so Aeryn thinks.

Ben Browder:

Why do you make it sound like Aeryn likes Crais?

Claudia Black:

There's a lot of history between them. It's a very complex relationship.

Ben Browder:

Relationship. No, they don't have a relationship. Crichton and Aeryn have a relationship, and that's what we're supposed to be talkin' about.

Claudia Black:

All right. Fine. Over time Crichton and Aeryn developed a very solid working partnership.

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//RUN JOHN & AERYN CLIPS:

Cleaning up a little problem ( "Beware of Dog" )

John: "Cover me!"

John & Aeryn: ( simultaneously ) "Sorry about the mess."

END JOHN & AERYN CLIPS//

Ben Browder:

Partnership. I like the partnership part, but that's not what I'm talkin' about and you know it. Roll this.

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//RUN JOHN & AERYN CLIPS:

Working out another strange 'erp' custom. ( "PK Tech Girl" )

John: "Haven't you ever just clicked with a guy?"Aeryn: "What?! 'Clicked'?!"John: "Yeah, you know... found a guy attractive."
Aeryn: "Yes, but it... I didn't let it-- In the beginning I found you... interesting."

END JOHN & AERYN CLIPS//

Claudia Black:

Okay, so she finds him interesting.

Ben Browder:

Interesting? Lawdy, lawdy, Miss Claudie! She wants him! Watch this.

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//RUN JOHN & AERYN CLIPS:

Hot and bothered close encounters ( "The Flax" )

John: "Whoa! You okay?"Aeryn: "Yes, you?"John: "Yeah, just... peachy."Aeryn: ( smiling ) "You comfortable? Can I get you a pillow?"

END JOHN & AERYN CLIPS//

Claudia Black:

All right, so there's a little chemistry between them.

Ben Browder:

Chemistry... you don't want to admit it, do you? They are meant for each other. Remember the hair scene? Roll the hair scene.

Claudia Black:

Wait! Do you remember how it ended?

Ben Browder:

Doesn't matter how it ended. They were made for each other.

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//RUN JOHN & AERYN CLIPS:

Hot and steamy close encounters in the Farscape module ( "Look at the Princess, Part 1: A Kiss Is But A Kiss" )

Aeryn: "Would you like... to learn how to do this, or are you content to continually display your ineptitude."John: "My ineptitude? You mean my improvisation, the kind that bails your sorry milita-- I'm sorry ( laughs ) I'm sorry... what's that smell?"

( John gently buries his face into Aeryn's hair at the base of her neck, inhaling ... appreciatively ) -- THE single sexiest scene I've yet encountered on television unfolds here --

( probably the combination of his husky voice and the way he nuzzles her hair is what makes it for me... * sigh * )

Aeryn: ( relaxing ) Well, it's not for you to like.John: Oh. Then... what's it for?Aeryn: For me to like.John: And you don't like... that I like it?Aeryn: ( pausing ) Personal indulgences can fracture a small crew.John: I would never tell them... that you scented your hair.

( And.... they kiss. * sigh * )

Aeryn: Mm... no!

( And... Aeryn bolts! )

John: What? Aeryn... Aeryn, no!Aeryn: No... no!John: Aeryn, wait!Aeryn: I will not be a slave to your hormones!John: My hormones! Hey, I was lips, you were tongue!

END JOHN & AERYN CLIPS//

Claudia Black:

Mmm.

Ben Browder:

So--

Claudia Black:

Hmm?

Ben Browder:

You're gonna try to tell me that they're not meant for each other?

Claudia Black:

How can they possibly be? What about the fact that he's completely insane?

Ben Browder:

That's not John's fault.

Claudia Black:

Oh, you're not gonna blame it on--

Ben Browder:

Yes... Scorpius.

Claudia Black:

Scorpius.

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//RUN SCORPIUS CLIPS:

PK Skipper changes out the 'rod' ( "Bone To Be Wild" )

END SCORPIUS CLIPS//

Ben Browder:

Write this down: S-C-O-R-P-I-U-S. Scorpius.

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//RUN SCORPIUS CLIPS:

Scorpius interrogates John in the Aurora Chair ( "Nerve" ):

Scorpius: "What species are you? And who are you working for?"John: "Get... stuffed."
Scorpy gives the 'go ahead' to PK Barbie.John: "No... please."

END SCORPIUS CLIPS//

PART III

On the set of the "Maintenance Bay", Rygel enters on thronesled, peering about to confirm that there is, as yet, no sign of Ben or Claudia.

Durka: "When I am through with you Dominar... death himself will pray for you."Rygel: "I thought you might say something like that."

( Rygel chuckles and 'dispatches' Durka with a high voltage connection. )

The term "Durka Head" appears in 'Scaper vocabulary ( "Liars, Guns & Money, Part 2: With Friends Like These" )

( Durka's head rolls across the floor of the Center Chamber. )

Rygel: "Start acting like professionals... that's what we do to people who don't."Chiana: "Good work, Ryge."

Rygel's head gets a swellin' ( "The Hidden Memory" ):

D'Argo: "Rygel, you are needed on Command."Rygel: "I am?! What for?"D'Argo: "A quick decision may be required if the Peacekeepers arrive."Rygel: "Hmm, a quick and correct decision... I accept this vital responsibility!"

END RYGEL CLIPS//

RYGEL:

I want a close up.

Camera zooms in a few inches.

RYGEL:

Call that a close up?

Camera zooms in on Rygel's right moustache.

RYGEL:

( squawking ) Too close!

Camera zooms back for a nice head shot.

RYGEL:

( sighs ) Amateurs. So, who do you really think runs Moya? Me! Who do the others turn to when vexed by a problem? Me! Who has the biggest--

Ben enters unannounced, grabbing the runaway Hynerian by the shoulder.

Ben Browder:

Rygel--

RYGEL:

( yelps )

Ben Browder:

What are you doin'?

RYGEL:

Nothing, nothing.

Ben casually steps around behind Rygel, careful not to step on the Puppeteers on the floor around Rygel ( hehe )

And through all this insanity there is one thing which kept John sane.

Claudia Black:

His relationship with Aeryn.

Ben Browder:

Yes. You see, of all the relationships onboard Moya none is more intense, complex or as frustrating as John and Aeryn.

Claudia Black:

Well, my character was born to be a soldier. She believes that emotions are baggage-- something that can get you killed. And then one day along comes this... man, this Human, who speaks a language she does not understand. It's a language about caring, about trusting, about-

Ben Browder:

- love.

Ben and Claudie confusing viewers with that whole slipping "in and out of character" thing. Which I LOVED!

John gets 'zapped' ( "Back, and Back, and Back, to the Future" )
Armed and deadly trio, only on a count of three ( "Through The Looking Glass" )
Assassin's attempt to vaporize the 'pretender' ( "Look At The Princess, Part 1: A Kiss Is But A Kiss" )
Chiana gets a nasty scare ( "Beware of Dog" )
Moya 'slingshots' ( "Premiere" )John: [O.V. -- dialogue from "My Three Crichtons" ] "You wanna be the next to mess with me? Well, get in line!"

Aeryn and John 'drop in' on Pilot ( "The Way We Weren't" )
The 'judge' ( "Dream A Little Dream" / "RE: Union" )
Chiana takes care of B'Soog's bro ( "Home On The Remains" )
Zhaan's silenced ( "Dream A Little Dream" / "RE: Union" )
Keedva Olympics ( "Home On The Remains" )
Zhaan takes exception with Aeryn ( "Home On The Remains" )Aeryn: No!
John, after takin' his Wheaties ( "Throne For A Loss" )
John takes out a nuisance ( "Look At The Princess, Part 2: I Do, I Think" )
John takes a shot at himself ( "My Three Crichtons" )
John makes his way through a crumbling corridor ( "My Three Crichtons" )
Staanz has a great day ( "The Flax" )Staanz: "It doesn't get better than this, baby!"

EXT. CGI, Litigara ( "Dream A Little Dream" / "RE: Union" )
Little known Delvian facts ( "Bone To Be Wild" )
EXT. CGI, Moya navigating the five pulsars ( "Crackers Don't Matter" )
Zhaan in full metal pollination ( "Home On The Remains" )
CGI, Nilaam passes back Moya's youth ( "Vitas Mortis" )
CGI, Prowler in flight ( "" )
Chiana makes her final farewells from Command ( "Home On The Remains" )
A moment for John & Aeryn ( "" Euro-Scene )Aeryn: "But you say that you want to go back to this place, Earth... a place that you tell me has so much disease and suffering."John: ( shrugging ) "Well, you guys don't have chocolate."

Back in Pilot's Den, Ben stands atop the console, Pilot crouched in the alcove behind him.

Ben Browder:

All right, you're almost there, you almost have everything you need to know to start Season Three. Pilot, are you ready?

PILOT:

Yep.

Ben Browder:

Okay, the evil Scorpius has planted the chip inside John Crichton's head. He's goin' nuts... he's hallucinating Scorpy all over the place. D'Argo is off lookin' for his son, and Aeryn is.... You know what? Put away the pens and pencils, sit back and enjoy. Pilot, roll the tape.

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//RUN SEASON 2 WRAP CLIPS:

John has an 'identity crisis' ( "Die Me Dichotomy" ):

John: "I am in control, I am in control of me!"Aeryn: "Stop it, stop it!"John: "I can't!"Aeryn: "There's no one here, John! You made youself bleed!"John: "Scorpy! I see him, I see him!"Aeryn: "Well, fight it!"Scorpius: "She cannot see us, John."John: "Aeryn... what do you see... in the mirror... what do you see?"Aeryn: "There is no mirror. There is no Scorpius... look! You must confront your fears... with strength."

D'Argo: "Last time I saw my son was the night my wife was murdered. I sent him away to be safe and... he ends up a slave."Aeryn: "And if you hadn't, he'd be dead by now, D'Argo. All he'll care about is that you came back for him."

John: ( over comms display ) "This chip in my head, this chip... part of me, now... wants it to control me. So, I'm gonna go to Scorpy and have him take it out. 'Least by swapping myself for Jothee, I can do you some good."

Aeryn: "Are you ready to go down now and save Crichton?"D'Argo: "Moya should prove a distraction" [ O.V. on non-linear clips of Rygel & Zhaan, Chiana, Jothee, and Pilot ] "And we go down there, burst through the front doors and storm the place. It's what we do best."

Crais: "How long has Scorpius held Crichton?"Aeryn: "Four arns."Crais: "Then I recommend you bring down a basket, without any holes... so that Crichton's liquid remains are not lost. He's already dead, Aeryn."

Natira: "Scorpius, tell me something. Why are you so interested in this Human? There's nothing impressive about the species."Scorpius: "Try not to move so much!"John: "It's kinda hard not to flinch here, Scorpy, with Frau Blucher ticklin' my prostate."

Aeryn: "Look, Crais, we're all going to die if you don't help us."Crais: "Will other lives be lost in this attack?"Aeryn: "You can have anything you want, anything."Crais: "Aeryn Sun... are you... offering yourself?"

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] So, while John's friends were planning his rescue, Scorpius was planning to have a chat with the neuroclone in John's head.

Scorpy 'preps' John's brain ( "Liars, Guns & Money, Part 3: Plan B" )

John: "Oh, don't stop now, Scorpy. Roll me over and baste the other side."Natira: "Are you going to take out the implant?"Scorpius: "No... I'm going in."

Jothee: "You don't expect me to help you save Crichton do you?"D'Argo: "I thought you would want to."Jothee: "Listen! I don't want to shame you, but I am not going back to that planet. I only just got my freedom back, I'm not gonna risk losing it again."

John: ( Scorpius: "Come to me... come to me." )Aeryn: "Go down to the depository, hide in a container. That should protect us from Talyn's attack."John: "I'm gonna go to Scorpius."Aeryn: "Frell you are."

( Aeryn knocks John cold. )

Aeryn: "D'Argo, carry him!"

Building to the final moments before Talyn razes the Depository ( "Liars, Guns & Money, Part 3: Plan B" )
Aeryn: "This way!"

Braca: "They're in the depositing room!"

Stark: "Zhaan, we've got company!"

Zhaan: "Rygel! Rygel!"

Rygel: "Almost there, Zhaan."

Aeryn: "Right, into the container."

Bekhesh: "I didn't plan on becoming a deposit."

Zhaan: "Let's go! Come on!"

Crais: "Destroy the entire building."

Pilot: "Talyn firing in 15 microts."

Crais: "Locking on now."

Pilot: "Ten, nine,"

Jothee: "All right, they're in! Let's go, go, go!"

D'Argo: "Move, move, move!"

Pilot: "eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one."

Crais: "Fire."

( Talyn takes the Depository down with a few random shots. )

Plan B, semi-successful ( "Liars, Guns & Money, Part 3: Plan B" )

Rygel: "Cheer up! We got Crichton back, and Aeryn and D'Argo and Jothee..."

[O.V.] Luckily, nobody ever listens to a damn thing that John says. Instead they found a medical facility, where they could remove the chip from John's head.

A visit to a Medical Facility seemed in order ( "Die Me Dichotomy" )

Grunchlk: "Splendid news for the patient. I think... I found a biological match. I've got three specimens, that's the best I can do."Zhaan: "There are over five-thousand different species frozen here. This is an abomination against nature."Aeryn: "I mean, they're already dead, anyway."Zhaan: "No, Aeryn, they're still alive."Grunchlk: "Ah, that's a technicality."John: "No, I'm not accepting anything from someone who's alive."Grunchlk: "They're all accident victims and the like. Hey, I mean, we freeze 'em a microt before death 'cause the parts last longer that way."Zhaan: "You have interrupted the course of nature."Grunchlk: "None of 'em would survive restoration. That is the Doc's rules for accepting a donor."

Zhaan: "Crichton.... Stark he is no more... his body shelters some horrific evil. Crichton... Crichton is gone."

The greatest 'dog-fight' ever, ensues ( "Die Me Dichotomy")

Clone: "Yee haw!"

Clone: "John Crichton to Scorpius."Aeryn: "You just called yourself John Crichton. Are you really John anymore?"Clone: "Ah... little lady. How's the skull fracture?"Aeryn: "Given no other choices, I will shoot you down."Clone: "Oh... I doubt it."

And all our worst fears come to fruition as Aeryn hits the frozen lake and is dragged under. ( "Die Me Dichotomy")

John: "No!"

D'Argo: "Aeryn!"

John: "God... what have I done?"

But at least she gets a nice funeral. ( "Die Me Dichotomy")

Rygel: "Be at peace, Aeryn."

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] For all of them-- her oldest comrades and her newest friends, it was time to mourn...

Zhaan: "May the Goddess sanctify your spirit."
Stark: "Ahmet."

Ben Browder:

[O.V.] ...and a time to come together.

Wrapping up ( "Die Me Dichotomy")

Stark: "Everyone else is preparing to move on."Zhaan: "I know. Tragedy often heralds flight."Stark: "If you are in agreement, Pa'u Zhaan, it would be an honor and a pleasure... to share the future with you."