First, the campaign aims to raise $1 billion. Which would certainly make it by far the biggest crowdfunding campaign in history, should it succeed.

And what if Twitter doesn't accept the money? After all, the company's market cap is currently $12.5 billion, which would suggest that Wilson would need more than $6 billion for a controlling interest.

Moreover, silencing the president would seem -- at least to some -- like an affront to free speech.

However, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told CNBC: "Her ridiculous attempt to shut down his First Amendment is the only clear violation and expression of hate and intolerance in this equation."

Currently, the GoFundMe page tells me that Wilson's campaign is trending. But not very far just yet. The trend has yet to translate into much in the way of lucre -- just over $10,000 has been donated to this point.

Still, I know that Wilson is an optimist. She declares on the GoFundMe page that "if there is a surplus from this campaign, 100% of the balance of proceeds will be donated to Global Zero, a nonprofit organization leading the resistance to nuclear war."

Oh, but what if we're already in a Twitter-incited nuclear war by then?