Sunday, February 25, 2018

A List of Least Favorite Pizza Toppings

A recent
blog entry by one of our respected blogger buddies asked people for their
favorite toppings on their pizzas. It was a fascinating read, but it has
inspired me to go in the opposite direction and dare to publish a small list of
universally despised pizza toppings:

Liver – beef
or chicken, it doesn’t matter.They’re
both disgusting.

Rats from Tewksbury
filet.

Any sort of
arachnid or insect that defies the accepted nutritional norms of western
culture.Given the exploding growth of
the world-wide population, Western culture may have to someday soon get over itself and expand their nutritional horizons so to speak.We may have to very soon begin thinking outside
the box (lunch).

Rats from
Tewksbury -filet and breaded.

Turkey
giblets.

Rats from Tewksbury
– raw.

Spam.You knew this had to make this list, didn’t you?

Spam, spam,
spam, rats from Tewksbury and spam.

Grass clippings.

Readers are
encouraged to add their most revolting choices for a pizza topping.