This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)

Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)

Has Captain Jack Sparrow reached an accord with his cell phone caller? And what about the rum? Voiceover & script by Gregory Crawford; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

What the sexy male cell phone is thinking before you pick it up. Voiceover and script by Eric Nepom; music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

The Secret Service leaves a message on Jesus' phone machine. Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

Comedy sketch of "Queer Eye for the Amish Guy". Is it time for Jebediah's makeover? Voiceovers and script by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Hip Hop Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

We are Borg, but we're not boring! A parody of one of our favorite Star Trek-The Next Generation entries. Locutus of Borg! (We think Picard should have stayed Borg and run the Enterprise that way.), Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

A second Comedy Shakespearean monologue about pondering the cellphone. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

It's the Wild calling, inviting you to --- well, listen to the comedy sketch and you'll find out! Voiceover, script and music ("Sailing Home") by Australian Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits

Comedy sketch of an Australian guy explaining all about Modern life and Kangaroos. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits