WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.

"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"

-a mixed person who is basically the shit. Loves to cuddle, plays drums, runs, lots of luck with the ladies, has great friends, can drink a lot, plays video games, and is in complete love with the James Bond movies.

"Hey who you hanging out with tonight?"
"Brown Bear dude, he's the shit"