Lance Orton: Our hero! He is the Vietnam vet and T-shirt vendor who saved Times Square by noticing that there was a bomb inside of an SUV and notifying police. But why won't he love us like we love him?

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When journalists approached him, the hero said "I'm fed up," and hustled to a Taxi without giving his name. (Luckily, journalists were able to read the badge around the hero's neck which identified him as Lance Orton.)

You saved a bunch of tourists from being blown to smithereens, Lance. And for that, you owe us: Interviews; a life story; help us understand you and sell your story to the world. Being a hero is not a right—it's privilege. Capt. Sully testified in front of congress and everything. At least give us a soundbite that the New York Post can superimpose over your face on their cover, ALL CAPS-style: