Because Buying the Wrong Wetsuit Sucks

Billabong Men’s Wrought Iron Rashguard

You’ll be as tough as a spike-topped gate with the Billabong Wrought Iron Rashguard.

No chaffing for you thanks to 5.5 ounces of lycra, a seemless gusset, and UPF 50 sun protection. A riddle: what’s the only thing that keeps you from getting a surfboard rash AND can kill an evil leprachuan?