Dwight Howard spoke to the media for the first time today for the first time since joining the Lakers, and he made sure to give his best impression of what Kobe Bryant had to say to him over the phone from London.

Good for Dwight Howard. It just goes to show you, if you don’t like where you work, and you act like a big baby for long enough, jerk around your employer, and force your company to fire the people who tried to put up with your sh**, that sooner or later you’ll get to go to a better company where you’ll be more successful, and be happier. What a nice story for all those young kids out there.

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