But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow
gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes
eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For
the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we
do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public
service.