I bet the "up to" means "if no one is actually riding it. Adding the weight of even the smallest child reduces top speed to .0946 mph. Perfect for dampening your child's unreasonable expectations of life."

Description wrote: Appoint your kids Captain of the ship with Six Flags Motorized Thunder Boat. Powered by a 12V motor, it moves up to 2-feet per second and features fully functional steering in any direction and a built-in motorized water blaster that shoots an endless stream of pool water up to 20 feet!

* Underwater propeller is protected by a safety cage * Fully functional steering in any direction * Built-in motorized water blaster shoots an endless stream of pool water up to 20 feet * For children up to 100 lbs.

Mod Notes: *Replace underwater propeller with bigger blade and remove safety cage.*Change motor to more powerful one.*Add pressurisation to water blaster for better impact.*Figure out how to get a better weight limit so you can ride.

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