“You have a group on one side that’s very bad, neo-Nazis, and you had a group on the other side’ – and then I didn’t say a single word after that,” he said.

Elsewhere, the faux-president claimed to have “solved Afghanistan,” pumped up his audience for the proposed border wall and gave a “proper goodbye” to former White House chief strategist (and Breitbart News executive chairman) Steve Bannon – who turned out to be a Grim Reaper-like villain.