Tom Ley

American championship parades may feature unexpected swearing and goofy-ass dancing from time to time, but we really don't have shit on the Germans. When they celebrate a championship, they pull out all the stops.

Above is a few scenes from the German national soccer team's victory ceremony in Berlin. Not only do we have a dramatic, choreographed reveal of the World Cup trophy, we've also got air-guitaring (on air rhythm guitars, in fact), sing-alongs, dance numbers, and whatever is going on here: