I was there to match my intellect on national tvAgainst a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a PhdI was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my nightArt Fleming gave the answersOh, but I couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Well, I knew I was in trouble nowMy hope of winning sankOh, 'cause I got the Daily Double nowAnd then my mind went blankI took Potpourri for one hundredAnd then my head started to spinWell, I'm givin' up Don PardoJust tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

That's right, Al--You lost. And let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. But that's not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' ofI guess I just wasn't too brightWell, I sure hope I do betterNext weekend on The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on Jeopardy, baby