You know, I feel like there are words missing from this question, such as verbs or nouns or, you know, a general direction.

3

Er...'cause I'm bored and there's nothing on tv.

4

Because ever since Harry Potter ended, I feel as if there's this gaping hole in my life that needs filling. I don't know how this is a good answer, but I felt it needed to be said.

5

Because.

6

Methinks someone fancies themselves a philosopher...

7

Why not?

8

WHY? WHY? Because it's four in the morning and I've just eaten an entire bag of black jelly beans and I don't even like black jelly beans and now one of my eyes is twitching a bit, do you think that's a bad thing?

Sort of a continuation from "Fair Warning". AU for the middle of the" Castle of Fyrien". Merlin and Arthur don't escape after bringing down the roof on Morgause and Cenred. Snarky Merlin returns. Torture, reveal!, BAMF Merlin.

A series of one-shots featuring wild conjectures and awkward situations, dark pieces and humor. Ch. 32: Mrs. Hudson knows all. Warnings for Holmes in a dress. Or having once been in one. And some period-typical attitudes about this.

Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.

Merlin's magic is revealed and Arthur struggles with his views on magic and the issue of trust. It takes talks with Gwen and Gaius, as well as a display of innocent magic viewed secretly from a bush, to make him realise that nothing which truly mattered has ever really changed. Post-S3, will now be considered AU.

20 years ago, the Purge led to a revolt which dethroned Uther Pendragon. Now, in a world where magic is the norm and being Mundane is illegal, outlawed Uther and his son Arthur Pendragon are determined to make some headway in Camelot for their people, even if reaching that goal involves espionage and assassination. It's a shame their intended victim is so nice. Reverse!AU, no slash

Chapter 20 up! Didn't see that one coming, did you? Donny gets electrocuted and loses his memory. The others must help him recover, but it's hard, since Don thinks he's Swedish! Voted SECOND BEST PARODY in the TMNT Fanfiction Competition 2006.

"Arthur started it, he had practically dared him. Fine then. He would show them, he would show them all. They were about to get their socks blow off." In which Merlin tells a tale, and Arthur pays attention. Story time has never been this complicated..

While roaming the castle, Merlin stumbles across a strange device -a laptop?- revealing a whole new world to him: Whump Fanfiction. He sees that YOU, not Uther or Morgana, are responsible for his life's problems, and declares war on all whumpers...

It will be an accidental discovery of a place over the sea, a place no one in Camelot knows exists, that will change the history of both "worlds" forever. One young warlock, one young Avatar. Two great destinies combine. Story proposal.

It's been years, and finally the day comes. Merlin decides that it's time to tell the king his secret. It doesn't turn out quite the way most people would think. Completed ficlet, no slash. Crack, by the way.

Random little ficlet about Merlin's friendship with Lancelot, Gwaine and Arthur. Warning: it's a bit sad. Yes, I know it's christmas and I'm supposed to be a happy bunny. I don't know what happened. Set after 3x13. Xo, as always & merry Christmas!x

Ridiculous things happen. Arthur thought that this was probably the most ridiculous thing yet. Uther thought it was an outrage. Lancelot thought it spelled doom. Merlin was inclined to agree with Arthur.

Merlin/Monty Python crossover. Or really, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Merlin style. Arthur searches for knights and Merlin finds a coconut. Hunith is in cahoots with the Great Dragon and often joins him for tea. Hinted Arthur/Merlin

"Time changed around Merlin. In good times, it seemed too short. In bad times, it dragged. And when Arthur was waiting -wishinghopingohGodpraying- for Merlin to turn up, it seemed to last a thousand lifetimes." One shot. Pre-slash or GEN.

Five reasons why the crew of the Enterprise would follow James T. Kirk to Hell and back, and one reason why he would do the same. Sixshot, nonslash. Kirk-and-Spock-centric whumpage. What's not to love?

John's only about three streets down from the flat before hands grab his back and he's shoved into a car... Then it clicks. Sherlock said five pips, five hostages, but they'd only had four. SPOILERS for "The Great Game."

Typical Sokka capture fic. Well, maybe not so typical. Three dangerous ladies, one young man wishing he were a bit more dangerous himself. Rated for strong language and suggestive content. Chapter 23 added...

**COMPLETE** What if Lucy *had* decided to go across the gorge when she saw Aslan, regardless of whether her siblings came with her? At least she won't be alone…and it is not just Aslan who joins her… EDIT: FINAL CH. UP! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-

Some days are harder than others...and then some are simply impossible. Holmes/Watson, in response to an LJ prompt for "Watson's cane." Watson has a difficult day, pain-wise, and things pretty much devolve from there. Happy ending, and some lovely slash!

You know he is a Titan called Beast Boy but his real name is Garfield. You know he is green and tells jokes. You know there must be more to him than that...and you're right. A series of drabbles and oneshots about Beast Boy.

Because, by the laws of physics and the law of averages, Watson stood a much better chance of losing limbs to Dredger than he did winning the fight. Holmes finds Watson after the big battle. Missing Scene. Non-slash.

Spock Prime is killed before his people are settled, and the man who could not save him finds himself repeating a future he will never experience. Now McCoy must lay the dead to rest before he crumples under a burden humans were not built to bear.

In which Spock's a witch, McCoy's the Dread Pirate Roberts and Kirk almost manages to be Malcolm Reynolds. Or, why McCoy will never go down with Kirk, Kirk and Spock or Kirk, Spock and Sulu ever, ever again.

Ordinary is not a word that is synonymous with Torchwood, so it doesn't come as a complete surprise when Ianto Jones finds himself bound and gagged in the back of a van after a night down the pub. It is, however, a surprise to Rhys Williams.

House is consulted by a secret organization led by a mysterious man who seems to know Wilson just a little too well for House's comfort. A sequel of sorts to "Elemental Forces." Spoilers through House season 5 & Torchwood series 2.

Written for the 17th Jantolution Challenge, it does exactly what it says on the tin. Mostly humour with a little bit of hurt/comfort. Pairings: Jack/Ianto, the entire team appear, and another PC Andy cameo.

Sequel to Prison Conversations. Sokka attempts to rejoin Aang, et al, after escaping from a Fire Nation prison. This is complicated, or maybe assisted, by his being accompanied by Prince Zuko. Rated for language and adult themes.

As Susan becomes more distant, her siblings are more determined to find out what is wrong, and get back the Susan who was a Queen of Narnia. A series of one-shots. Eventual spoilers for 'The Last Battle'.

Between S1 and S2 - In the cells of the Valiant, the team watches as they're taken, one by one, and Jack is left with a choice that isn't a choice at all. JackToshIanto, spoilers for Fragments and SoD/LotTL - One shot

What would happen if the characters knew they were being manipulated by J.K. Rowling? Various character's thoughts in different situations where they are confronted with their fictional existance. Chapter 12: Ron vs. Cold

A good-natured addressing of a bothersome issue several of us have been confronting lately. Watson is having issues with his printer at the Strand - certain elements of his writing are mysteriously disappearing. Sound familiar, anyone?

One year after rescue, Claire thinks she has finally found solace in her new life. But when she receives a phone call from an unexpected person, she resceives news which threatens to turn her life upside down once again. Co-written with sapphirechild

Casey is uncharacteristically shaken after a neardeath experience. He’ll never admit that it helps having the Bartowskis as his neighbors. Caseycentric, oneshot, angstridden, friendship fic. Warning: light mentions of torture

Complete: Karai's orders are to destroy Leo at all costs, but upon hearing her plans, Raphael finds a way to take his place in capture. Torture, pain, and interrogation ensue, but how long can he hold out even for his own family?

After finding themselves 300 years into the future, our favorite turtles are quick to discover that life hasn't turned out so well for Earth. However, things are about to get worse, for here lurks an evil that may kill them all... about everyone

Sozen's comet arrives in just two weeks, and Aang is more than ready to go to battle against The Fire Lord. There is a snag in his plans, however, when it is revealed that he cannot win without the help of the child marked by the Ocean Spirit. It's a race

A prison in the Fire Nation occupied territory of the Earth Kingdom. Two unlikely boys, enemies, with death sentences. Nothing to do but talk together. And perhaps, together, find a way to escape. Friendship, rated for language and adult themes. Complete

There are no guarantees in life, no guarantees that they would go first. That he wouldn’t go first. After all, didn’t everyone see him as the weakest one? So what happens when he can't hold it together anymore? CHAPTER 8 UP!

They will insist on getting into their swimming costumes whenever you order them to drown themselves in the pool. House and Wilson play games during work. Things happen. Mild slash, rated for language and innuendo and vague discussion of things.

When Leia is to give Important Information to a Trianii senator, Han is her acting head of security. But things take a turn for the worse when Imperial Loyalists attack the speech ceremony and Han gets caught up in the mess...

So much has happened, so much will happen. Some things are never meant to stay the same, some things should never change. It's a little something called Life. [Spoilers for some Season 3 and 4 eps of the new series.]

[postRent] Oneshot. Mark is spotted hanging on life's thread, blood gauging through pricks of his skin. Reactions are unbearable, and we learn more about how important he was to everyone [please read and review] Roger's POV

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After Doc was shot near the borders of Mexico by John W. Poe the Kid and his remaining gang escape to Santa Fe. Unwilling to leave their friend behind in a New Mexican hospital, the gang waits in the home of a wealthy actress for Doc to heal.

An extremely short and slightly AE fiction, involving Jounouchi’s escape from Malik’s influence. Malik is defeated…but as a lasting reminder, his powers have locked Jou permanently in his own mental prison. Or has he…?

Post Narada. "Hello, Doctor McCoy," Jim said as he unceremoniously slammed a PADD down in front of McCoy. "You gonna tell me what the hell this is?" Or, Jim and Bones have a discussion. Loudly. In a park.

Post 5x13. Agent Arthur Pendragon and his team are the best the Agency has to offer. But their boss has started sending them on search and retrieve missions after odd things, like a broken sword. Then comes Chicago, and suddenly the game has changed.

AU. PI Arthur Pendragon is the best in the business. He has never crossed a case he couldn't solve. But with someone attacking sorcerers and a new assistant who's keeping too many secrets, he may just have bitten off more than he can chew this time.

Merlin couldn't for the life of him remember at what point he'd heaved himself up onto the actual wall, standing with the wind ruffling his hair and the toes of his boots sticking out over the edge. But, he had.

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.

John is kidnapped, driven right off the face of the earth, by a group of men who will do whatever it takes to find out more about one Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Companion to 'For Thou Art With Me', but can stand alone.

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There were times, when the wind blew from the west and the sun was setting on the distant horizon, that the Broken Soul allowed himself to close his eyes. It was as if their spirits wrapped around him and lifted him up