"Instant Karma"

"Ritzy Farmer"

The Lyrics

...a 'green acres' parody...

ritzy farmer's not a hick, dudegot a fedora on his headhe's really got the wealth to spread herepretty soon he's gonna hire ebwhat in the world is the shriveled shrub ?surely not the corn you loveplant the earth, he's wantin' to dotill crops ensue...yeah, dude

ritzy farmer's in the sticks, dudehe just don't look right in this placebut more at home is lisa, dahlingcause she's just as crazedplowin' the world and livin' freeputtin' up with lunacysowin' earth, he has left the bara fancy car ?well, right you are

and he still farms onwith the loons...near and far...havin' funwell, he still farms oneveryone's...dumb 'uns

ritzy farmer takes his licks, dudebut he stays right on his feethooterville is full of bumpkinseveryone you meetwhy in the world is he here ?gives a speech and music soon appearswhy in the world should he care ?weirdness everywhereand he gets his share

yet he still farms onwith the loons...near and far...havin' funyeah, he still farms onon and on and on and on

yeah yeah...alright...uh huh...ah

yet he still farms inwith the loons...near and far...havin' funyeah, he still farms onwith the loons...near and far...havin' funyet he still farms onwith the loons...near and far...havin' fun

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I watched this one episode of "Green Acres" on TVLand called "The Milk Maker". (The one where Luke Needlinger invents his milk making machine). Very enjoyable and hilarious. Allow me to grow and harvest three sets of 5's for ya! What a wonderful song, dahling!