Jamie Lynn Spears done got her GED

Jamie Lynn Spears passed her GED exam and is looking to go to college in the fall. I had no idea you needed a diploma to go to beauty school. Good to know. People reports:

“She’s already got her diploma,” according to the friend. “She wants to take her ACT. She’s not wasting any time. People don’t know her. When she gets something in her head, she’ll make it happen. Everybody is so supportive of her.”

My prediction: Jamie Lynn gets knocked up with baby #2 halfway through her first semester. She’ll say Casey is the father, but he lost a testicle during a freak fishing accident at the water hole. Lynne Spears will then broker a deal where 10 of Jamie Lynn’s classmates compete in a reality show to prove they’re not the father. It’ll be titled “Aw Shit with Jamie Lynn Spears.”

She is less cuter than her sister britney! Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on ‘MeetRich.com’, a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?

aww, not first. But ditto the yehaww. Dadgummit! G
Gee golly gosh, the upper crust sure have come out in Arkansas. We might as well just throw her in a white dress and toss her into a debutante ball. Although a few jizz stains and cigarette burns might be necessary to keep it authentic. You know, just to keep it classy.

So, they are doing another season of Zoey. Wonder if they are going to have a sad, educational Silver Spoons type pregnancy episode, or if they will gloss over, pretend she’s not pregnant like on Will and Grace and Seinfeld, show a lot of chest up shots??

I suspect Jamie Lynn Spears will land the coveted role of Flo in the big-screen remake of Alice. I hear Michael Bay has some amazing effects lined up for that one. Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Jr. as Alice. Natasha Lyonne as Vera. And Harvey Keitel playing Mel? Pure casting brilliance.