1) Use colourful colours. Like this wonderful and bright YELLOW and this beautiful CYAN to make them pity themselves. Make them realise how wonderful this world is! Give them LOVE! Refrain from using black or blue or purple if possible. We can cure their depression! (For the purpose of confidentiality, I have tried to keep it as dull as possible. Also to prevent blindness, and over optimism/hysterical laughing. Thank you.)

NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT BRIGHT COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! Which one of you INTJ’s told Ming our secret weakness! Surrounding our would with bright colors is like injecting diet pepsi into your eye sockets- it BURNS!!

Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
A: "Distilled liquor"

Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

"Neurotic, ha!" I let out a scornful laugh."If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell.
I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."

The INTJ community is already pretty weak and small- we've never built a tolerance to bright colors like the NF's and SP's have. The best we can do to survive is to wear casual business attire when we're at home and paint our walls dull gray.

Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
A: "Distilled liquor"

Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."