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Plot

Time Burgers

Uncle Grandpa is eating a whole ton of burgers at an eating contest until he realizes that he was only pumping gas for the RV and says that he has to stop daydreaming while he's pumping gas. A strange purple creature zooms in and talks in an English like language that roughly sounds like "Excuse me Sir, do you mind watching my time machine? Thanks, I just got to run in the store real quick." Uncle Grandpa is set on the idea of going back in time and tasting some of time's tastiest burger, but then decides on pizza which brings him back in time when the Tower of Pisa was built and becomes crooked. Uncle Grandpa is figuring out how to work the time machine and it goes to Ancient Egypt where Uncle Grandpa takes a Pharaoh's burger and realizes it was too greasy, Uncle Grandpa reaches inside Belly Bag for a roll of toilet paper to clean himself, he throws the used toilet paper onto the Pharaoh and drives off leaving the Pharaoh mummified. Ben Franklin had invented the perfect burger until Uncle Grandpa takes it and eats it and then asks Ben for some Slurp-o-Cola, Ben gets angry at him and as Uncle Grandpa is about to leave he grabs onto his underwear and is launched into the air as Uncle Grandpa leaves and get struck by lightning. In the presumably 70's, some hippies are singing about Chestnuts and Apricots which annoys a man working for Slurp-o-Cola, Uncle Grandpa arrives at the guy's cart and asks for two Slurp-o-Colas but the man can't hear him because of the hippies and then Uncle Grandpa yells out for two and holding up two fingers. One of the hippies notices Uncle Grandpa holding up his two fingers and they believe that he's trying to say to mellow out and peace, Uncle Grandpa has his two Slurp-o-Colas and leaves the 70's and leaving the hippies burnt. Uncle Grandpa says that his next stop is the Burgerzoic Era and proceeds to drum on the colas which causes one of them to spill on the time machine and makes it go crazy fast. Uncle Grandpa's body turns inside out and his mind get's blown from the time displacement, he finally turns into that purple creature from before and says something that sounds roughly like "Must Stop! The Emergency!" and pulls on the emergency break. The inside out Uncle Grandpa arrives at the gas station and asks the Normal Uncle Grandpa to watch his time machine while he goes into the store and the Normal Uncle Grandpa says that the implications are truly mind boggling.

Intermission 1

A Skeleton of Uncle Grandpa walks in and his organs, skin, and clothes come from no where and Uncle Grandpa says Good Morning.

For Pete! Love, Pen

Pizza Steve arrives on a skateboard and asks Uncle Grandpa what he's doing, the bird proceeds to poop everywhere and Pizza Steve gets confused, he doesn't Understand what Uncle Grandpa is doing and asks him why doesn't he tell him because he's his friend. Uncle Grandpa then pops from the birds mouth telling Pizza Steve to get out of here and that he's going to blow his cover. Pizza Steve says he's going to leave him alone and proceeds to roll away on his skateboard, Uncle Grandpa then pops back out and apologizes for getting mad at him and Pizza Steve says "What?", the two then do a musical number that goes like this:

Everyone then reveals themselves as Uncle Grandpa and the original Uncle Grandpa tells them all to not speak any of this to Pizza Steve and they nod in agreement.

Intermission 2

Uncle Grandpa is about to say Good Morning until he barfs animals, foods, and big balloons that spell out Good Morning.

Total Reality

Uncle Grandpa is switching channels on the TV until he switches to a commercial for R Butt for buying a butt if you're missing a butt, Uncle Grandpa then asks the guy that isn't TV amazing, Mr. Gus agrees while Pizza Steve says almost as amazing as a talking slice of Pizza! Uncle Grandpa wouldn't know what he would do without TV until it shuts off after the butt commercial and he starts to panic, Mr. Gus tells Uncle Grandpa to use his imagination because back in his day that's all he had and Belly Bag states about it being the thing in his brain that makes fun things happen. Uncle Grandpa gives it a try and he goes on a 3D real world adventure into his imagination. Uncle Grandpa then arrives in his imagination and wonders what part of it he's in and then it reveals itself as the lobby, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus then enter. Uncle Grandpa said that that journey into his imagination lobby was pretty crazy but Mr. Gus said they just took the elevator, Pizza Steve then tells Uncle Grandpa that it's his imagination and that anything can happen and that he's got no arms and no legs, and Belly Bag has no legs but one arm, and Uncle Grandpa states the best part is that they're in 3D. The guys then walk in a cool fashion until Uncle Grandpa wonders where is Giant Realistic Flying Tiger and then she appears as a tiny tiger that can do many wonders such as talking, she then tells Uncle Grandpa to come this way into a portal which both Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus go into. Once on the other side of the portal, Uncle Grandpa says "Hello" in search of Tiger and he tells Mr. Gus that he can't spot her and Mr. Gus says that maybe she's just to tiny to see, Uncle Grandpa then wonders about where did Pizza Steve go and Pizza Steve say that he'll just be a slice of pizza in outer space. Uncle Grandpa says goodbye to Pizza Steve and tells Mr. Gus that it's just the two of them to figure out what they can do in his imagination, Uncle Grandpa thinks and his head changes shape until it comes to a shape of a ramp with a lever sticking out, he then pulls on the lever and the whole place turns black with Mr. Gus shape shifting into various items until he comes to a dinosaur figurine with a tank top and then melts. Uncle Grandpa asks Mr. Gus what's going on and Mr. Gus tells Uncle Grandpa that he needs to leave because of his crazy imagination, Uncle Grandpa doesn't know where to go and Mr. Gus points to the TV screen. Uncle Grandpa tells Belly Bag that they're leaving and he can't find him, Belly Bag shows up behind him and keeps him hostage in his imagination, Uncle Grandpa struggles to get to the TV screen and when he does he wakes up and says that his imagination is awesome and that he's never going to watch TV again and then he punches the TV screen.

Intermission 3

Uncle Grandpa is floating and he summons a giant hot dog and he shoves the whole thing in his mouth and eats it whole.

Trivia

The entry for this episode on ITunes and Netflix is labeled as “Guest-Directed Shorts”.