Comrades, I confess, for a brief while my thoughts began to deviate from the Party Line. I began to question why we are allied with the Muslims, who have the unfortunate tendency to put communists to death, among other unprogessive tendencies. I mean, we love Ahmadinejad because he is a terrorist dictator elected People's Leader sworn to the destruction of Amerikkka and Da Jooos. We love homosexuals, because their lifestyle has come to epitomize decadence and the general breakdown in Amerikkkan values. But Ahmadinejad's regime has people killed for being homosexual:

Surely a contradiction, no? Comrades?

If you just agreed with that, report yourself to the nearest reeducation camp at once, kkkapitalist pig thoughtcriminal!

Anyway, my Inner Prog thankfully recognized such thughtcrime, and I turned myself over to the Party for reeducation. Now I see why we love Muslims so much, they hate KKKhristians:~

After all, we all remember how Christians rioted to demand the execution of a teacher who allowed her class to name a teddy bear "Jesus" don't we? KKKhristians are kkkapitalist, fascist, intolerant pigs who must be surpressed and eliminated by the Party on the way to the glorious World of Next Tuesday. Muslims hate them and hate Amerikkka. Therefore, we are friends. It certainly has nothing to do with us being gutless, cowardly, politically correct dhimmi cockroaches:

Perhaps, Comrade Joe, the homosexuals who were executed were carrying Bibles, and they were (perfectly understandably) executed for that, and they simply happened to be gay. All of them. Purely coincidence.

Comrades, it's as simple as this: The Party owns Sense™ and therefore can suspend it as it becomes necessary to do so. Questioning this policy is a thoughtcrime so get that doubt out of your head right now.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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