Life’s Not Fair, Part CCIV

If life were fair, Nicole Richie would be as famous as Paris, Britney and Lindsay, but in the Bimbo Summitt (as the NY Post called them) — the Bimbo Big III, as it were — she will never be Roosevelt, Churchill or Stalin. No matter how she starves herself or goes to jail, she will remain, at best, like Charles De Gaulle, just a little bit on the outs. I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup, actually. Come to think of it, she’s not that far from being in a lineup.