Silly Orangutan Gets Waaay Too Handsy With Zoo Visitor

The orangutan at a zoo in this video is more than happy to take a photo with a woman. Horny-ily ecstatic may be more appropriate. He's so excited that he can't keep his hands to himself, choosing instead to cup the woman's breasts. And she's very amused by how forward he is. Seriously, you can't be reaching for a woman's chest until at least the third date, right?

And here we were thinking flinging poop out of trees was the most outrageous behavior apes could get away with. Turns out no one has any beef with them going all Clarence Thomas, either. Geez, what's next -- they'll be able to walk down the street and into traffic, causing a three-car pileup while playing Pokemon Go?