Abel to Yzerman

I worked Seger and our Happy Hudler into the same post title, and talked about hookers without even having "hookers" as a phrase that will catch the spammers. Of course, the ads here on KK should be interesting for a few days.

I digress. As usual. Hey guess what Ryan Getzlaf's faceoff stats are through four games?

By and large, he's done nothing. By and larger, Z and our Russian Prince have been amazing. Tough, tireless, terrific..just like Mitch would say (our delicate genius). Corey Perry?

That little dumpster diver hasn't done dick.

Two ways to look at that: Wings are dominating their best players, but still tied 2-2. Or, Wings have held them down and that can't last for long.

Either way, it's a good reason to just start pounding warm PBR right now.

Gary's starting this game at 8 on the West Coast. (NEVERMIND IT'S 7, I THOUGHT IT WAS 8. SHIT.) Seriously, that's late even for those of us ON the West Coast. You suckers have to stay up until at least 2. And you will. Every single one of you.

It's a Live Blog, bitches. Take us to 6. Get us back to the Joe with a chance to clinch in front of that madhhouse.

About Abel to Yzerman

Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com