Today, my Social Studies teacher was explaining our project to us. We have to make an alphabet book with a 4 line poem and a paragraph of information about each letter on the topic the Civil War. He was saying that he's a big Dr. Seuss fan, and he liked rhymey poems. So he said "picking words like 'orange' that have no rhymes isn't smart" and this kid Brandon shouts "DOORKNOB!!!!!" meaning 'doorhinge' It was great. We teased him about it all day, just randomly saying DOORKNOB!!!

Tonight at dinner, my daughter was teasing my son about how well he screams like a girl. Seriously, he does. He could shatter glass! Anyway, my husband told him that his screaming ability would die out when the testosterone hit. My daughter piped in and said, "Don't worry Jon, you don't have testosterone, you have estrotosterone (estrogen/testosterone)."

He didn't get it, and started bragging that he would change when his estrotosterone hit. He said, "When I have more estrotosterone than you, I will be able to whip you." She answered, "I'm kidding, estrogen is for girls, and you will never whip me. Get a clue!"

To top it all off, my soprano boy yelled, "Just wait until I have more estrogen, then we'll see who whips who!"

This doesn't really sound that funny, but it was embarassing and weird.I went into the art resource room, to collect something from the printer, and one of the art teachers saw me, or to be precise, saw my hair. She asked me to come over to her, and turn around so she could look at my hair. I stood there for a few minutes, feeling extremely stupid while she asked me stuff like whether or not I was the only one in my family with my colour hair. I was blushing the whole time

Today at work Mary Poppins was complaining that the the tea canister was leaking in drive-thru so I went to tighten the nozzle and turned it the wrong way and tea came pouring out like a pee fountain. The little drive-thru counter was flooded and everyone got wet. I backed away slowly and was like "Maybe I should stick to my area.... " lol

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So my friend went on a field trip yesterday to government buildings. And today she says, "Did you know that to become a sheriff you have to run 67 miles in 40 minutes?"I was like, "Jasmine, that's impossible."She said, "No, it's true!"I told her, "No, that is impossible."And she replied, "But on the field trip the sheriff said so!"And I said, "Jasmine, 67 miles is over twice the distance of a marathon. You CANNOT run it in under 40 minutes."And THEN she finally got it and was like "Oooooh!"

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My sister had a baby back in April, and at the beginning of the month we went up to see them. My sister was talking to my mom about how having a baby changed her.So then she says, "My biggest fear is that someone will steal him. Even if I were in the shower and someone came and kidnapped him, I would go running out of the shower naked to catch him."I just started cracking up at the mental image of that.

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I was running meat through the broiler and found a frozen sausage in the meat well left over from breakfast so I put it in the fire with the burgers to confuse Rachelle when she got them out but I ended up telling her about it and suggested that we use it on the next b*tchy customer that came through, and since it was just the two of us she agreed.

So this lady came through the drive-thru and said Hello! to me when I didn't answer her right away and when Rachelle walked over to give me the food she said, "That was a sausage order." XP