Cars were made with brakes to let the likes of me pull out sideways in front of them

They flash and beep there horn as a sign of gratitude

Sometimes they even wave at me

Yes but around here if you do that too often, more often than not a f*cking white Volvo T5 with blue lights always appears out of nowhere

I have got away with a 35 minute lecture in the back of one filled with guns for going sideways ..... had to hold my head in shame and couldn't argue against it (its was a decent slide and the copper knew it lol, I visited the roundabout for 3 weeks admiring the skid marks after lol). He could have thrown the book at me .. don't know how i got away with it, but i wasn't cocky and just said look I know I made a mistake and if you a re going to do me then its a fair cop, but I promise I will never do that again

Yes but around here if you do that too often, more often than not a f*cking white Volvo T5 with blue lights always appears out of nowhere

I have got away with a 35 minute lecture in the back of one filled with guns for going sideways ..... had to hold my head in shame and couldn't argue against it (its was a decent slide and the copper knew it lol, I visited the roundabout for 3 weeks admiring the skid marks after lol). He could have thrown the book at me .. don't know how i got away with it, but i wasn't cocky and just said look I know I made a mistake and if you a re going to do me then its a fair cop, but I promise I will never do that again

Fairplay my son... The copper definately knew it was a goodun and obviously thought that it wasn't wreckless but just wanted to remind you there's atime and a place...