Buzzqueefs Destroy Edaville Family Theme Park After New Business Partnership Offers Free Admission To Customers Who Buy Food At Chick-Fil-A

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Edaville Family Theme Park in Carver is a great place to take the kids. Unfortunately for them their recent business partnership has caused a lot of controversy amongst the woke patrol…..

Oh yea, this will end well.

There’s nothing that gets SJWs more triggered than Chick-fil-A, besides phrases like “there are only two genders.” Because the CEO of Chick-fil-A doesn’t believe in gay marriage and has donated money to groups that are opposed to gay marriage. Gay people are more than welcome in all Chick-fil-A’s, except for on Sundays when they’re closed for religious reasons, because their CEO is a devout Christian.

Obviously then the only reasonable conclusion one can reach is that Chick-fil-A is literally Hitler.

Let me just say that Chick-fil-A is life. I only tried it recently and I can’t believe it took this long to get here. It’s the fastest growing fast food chain in the country for a reason. The chicken is BOMB (do kids still say that?), the restaurants are clean, and the people serving you your food are always nice and pleasant. The only downside is they don’t have a value menu, but I will forgive them because the chicken is that good.

I don’t agree with their CEO’s position on gay marriage, but that’s OK because he’s not trying to force it down my throat when I go there to stuff fried chicken down my gullet. When I go to McDonald’s I don’t ask for Grimace’s opinion on abortion, and I could give a shit less if Ronald McDonald donated money to a political group I don’t like. Because I’m just there for the delicious food at a fair price that will slowly kill me.

But that’s because I’m reasonable. The woke patrol is anything but, and they’ve reacted exactly how you knew they would:

Breaking news – WOMAN WHO PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE EATING FRIED CHICKEN WILL NOT BE DOING BUSINESS WITH A THEME PARK SHE ENJOYS BECAUSE THEY ARE LETTING PEOPLE IN FOR FREE WHEN THEY PURCHASE FRIED CHICKEN!!

Newsflash – none of you were ever going to Edaville in the first place. There’s a zero point zero percent chance you would tell your kids you’re not going there because of Chick-fil-A’s CEO’s opinion on gay marriage. If you did, you’d be the biggest buzzqueef ever.

Of course they’re boycotting because Chick-Fil-A wants to kill the gays or something, according to Sarah Ann Nelson….

Disgusting hate groups = religious people who think marriage is between man and woman. People who I don’t personally agree with, but definitely do not “hate” gay people. Maybe, just maybe, it’s actually you who is the hateful one?

According to her she can’t support a company that “supports hate” by letting people in for free. Consequently “my daughter can’t go to Edaville.”

No, your daughter can go to Edaville and have a great time there. You’re intentionally choosing to NOT let her go, and NOT enjoy her childhood, because politics and virtue signaling are more important to you than your child having fun. That makes you horrible.

Edaville now supports Fascism:

Because letting people in free who buy chicken at a popular fast food joint is literally Hitler.

This hyphenated hefalump was one of my favorites…

The best part was when she not only spoke on behalf of her husband, but then tagged him in her comment just to let him know that he too was also outraged by this, and would be boycotting Edaville as a result.

Cuckold city dodge.

Another commenter pointed out how President Trump was quoted as saying that “chick-fil-a has a strong hate for certain communities”:

That was one of my favorite drunken Trump tweets.

This skag thinks that the CEO announcing that he would not be discussing his political opinions openly was NOT enough, and that he should’ve apologized for his political opinions:

Proving once again why you should never, ever apologize to a social justice warrior. Because there’s no way it will EVER be enough. These are the tolerant people who claim to want to fight fascism. And they’re demanding that people apologize for having different opinions than they do. Makes sense.

It’s just sad how people can go through life with a stick up their twat like this. I’m pretty liberal on most shit, but my kid’s happiness will always come before my political opinions. And the fact of the matter is that my kid loves Edaville, and I love Chick-fil-a, and I don’t give a shit what anyone associated with those businesses thinks about gay marriage, abortion, healthcare, or immigration. I only care that the food tastes good and I get into Edaville for free so my kid can enjoy his childhood, instead of me ruining it by teaching him to boycott instead of going on the Merry-go-round.

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Calling people names fat ugly etc etc only takes you down to their level. Truthfully what I read stories like this I laugh at them. Because all the outrage just causes more people to want to go. Nike is got its highest sales in years because of all the people saying they’re never going to buy it just causes the other side to go out and buy it even more. But calling people names and lumping everyone into one category by their looks is just wrong. I’ve seen many slender beautiful liberal nut jobs and I have also seen many overweight conservative men and women. Don’t belittle based on appearances.

Listen you porky pig imitator. I wasnt plan on taking the kids to edaville but now we are going along with family and friends. First we are going to chick fil a. Btw what kind of beta man impregnates these fupasaurus’s anyway ?

What the fuck is with all the fat bitches today? First, you fatties don’t need to be eating fucking fast food anyway. Second, no one, I mean no one, gives two fucks what the fuck you think. So get the fuck off social media and go work out at a gym somewhere; maybe you’ll make yourself somewhat desirable and maybe even stave off the inevitable diabetes you will soon be diagnosed with. Lastly, if that fat bitch laid her dickbeaters on my GTO, she’d owe me a blowjob or two. Keep your fat hands off the old cars, fatty!

The word’s out that most of these virulent boycotters are not customers of their targets. All they accomplish is raising awareness and reminding existing and potential customers to patronize the businesses they loathe. Dumbasses.

On a separate note; why are the majority of sjw’s Fat, Ugly sweathogs?
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I can think of several causes:

– The emptiness inside; they attempt to fill that expansive void with food.
– SJW have a deep and primary affinity with corporeal pleasure, easily fueled by consuming food.
– Ridding humanity of its inherent inequalities is hungry work, yet ridding by way of keyboard combat is not calorie-intensive. Unfortunately, the righteousness of one’s feelings does not factor into any known thermodynamics equations.