Not just because after two babies, my own boob glory days are rolling into my armpits.

Not just because there is something that I find fundamentally upsetting about an 11-year-old girl lying on her bed, asking God to give her boobs so big that she can't see her feet.

World peace? And end to child poverty? Nah, I'll just have some giant mams please.

Not just because her smugness about her naturally big titties reinforces all those horrible ideas about the perfect female figure and her comments may have some less well-endowed ladies looking at their own chests and feeling inadequate.

Not just because she clearly doesn't understand the health implications of having such big breasts.

Breast reduction is one of the few plastic surgeries offered on the NHS because big boobs hurt! Fact.

But mostly because I think I just expected more from her than tit-chat. I know the interview is for a men's mag. And boobs are their staple. But still.

Katy is a funny, quirky lady with an amazing career. She's no doubt done some things in her 29 years that most civilians can only fantasise about.

I really hoped she'd have something more interesting to talk about than her bazookas.