Warning: NBA Playoffs spoiler

The increasingly crafty Hernia mole got his hands on a time machine and was able to get a glimpse into later games of this year’s NBA Playoffs. Besides letting us know that by the time the playoffs end we will all be riding hover boards and eating Soilent Green, he also gave us these tidbits:

April 26 ? Excessive pre-game hugs, high fives, chest bumps, complicated handshakes, ass squeezes, and jersey exchanges between New Jersey and Toronto leads to mass confusion among fans and referees, leading to the first canceled game in playoff history.

April 27 ? With co-conspirator Mr. Fuji distracting the referees, Joey Crawford emerges from under the scorer?s table and blindsides Tim Duncan with a steel chair before scurrying away through the tunnel.