Sunday, 2 August 2009

Vanilla and coconut cake with sweet tobacco

Not sure how many of you will know the joys of sweet tobacco so the first thing I should explain is that it is not tobacco.A cake topped with tobacco would be quite revolting!Sweet tobacco is shredded coconut, lightly toasted then tossed in cocoa powder.Here it is:

Most Brits over 30 years old will have spent a large chunk of their pocket money in sweet shops where you bought “quarters” i.e. 4 ounces of your favourites – Tom Thumb pips, kola kubes, gummi bears, and – if you were flush – Cadbury’s chocolate éclairs...ah....happy times.I wonder what today’s children buy in our metric world?100g doesn’t quite conjure up the same romance!

On our recent day trip to Canterbury, the CCBF (Caked Crusader’s Boyfriend) and I found, purely by chance, an old fashioned sweetshop called Sugarboy and it sold sweet tobacco.Thus the idea for this cake was born.I also realised that, if there is ever a competition for eating sweet tobacco, I will be entering the CCBF pronto and placing hefty bets on him winning!

The sponge part of this cake is a Delia Smith recipe.She calls it an “all in one” cake advocating putting all the ingredients in the bowl at the same time and whisking until the batter is light and well combined.I know this would probably work but I just couldn't bring myself to carry out such an act of barbarism so my method below sets out a slower approach with each ingredient added separately.

The coconut Swiss meringue buttercream (SMBC) is simply my standard SMBC recipe but with coconut extract added instead of the more usual vanilla.It is a lovely combination of flavour and texture.

-Line the bottoms of two 20cm loose bottomed sandwich tins with baking paper.

-Cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Do not skimp on this stage as it’s the key to a lovely sponge.

-Gradually beat in the eggs, adding a little of the flour if it starts to curdle.

-Beat in the vanilla extract.

-Beat in the flour and baking powder.

-If the batter is too stiff i.e. not dropping consistency, add a dash of milk – I didn’t need to.

-Divide the batter evenly between the two prepared tins.Level the surfaces.

-Bake for approx 30 minutes until a skewer inserted into the cakes comes out clean.Mine took 35 minutes.

-Leave to cool for 10 minutes in the tins before removing from the tins and leaving to cool completely on a wire rack.

-The sponges can be made the day before and stored in airtight containers.

-Now make the swiss meringue buttercream. Place the egg whites and sugar in a bowl over a pan of simmering water. Stir pretty much constantly to prevent the egg from cooking.

-After 5-10 minutes, when the sugar has dissolved (when you cannot see any crystals on the back of the spoon), remove the bowl from the pan of simmering water and whisk until the meringue has puffed up and the mix is cool.

-Add the butter and coconut extract to the meringue and whisk until the butter has been completely incorporated into the meringue. At first it will look a disaster – it will collapse and look curdled but don’t worry! Stop when the mixture is smooth, light and fluffy.

-Place one sponge on the serving plate and top with a third of the buttercream.

-Place the second sponge on top and press down gently to ensure the buttercream has levelled out.

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