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Obi-Wan: Hey, guys, this is—R2-D2: A girl! You brought a girl?Qui-Gon: Nice to meet you. I'm Jim.Jar Jar: {aside} Mesa girl!R2-D2: {aside} Yeah, but you're a girl girl.Shmi: {off-screen} Ben told me about this roleplaying thing in drama class. Hope you don't mind if I watch.GM: It'd be better if you joined in. I'll make you a character.Qui-Gon: She can play the mob boss!GM: It's not a mob hangout. It's Anakin's house and...GM: ... his mother emerges from the kitchen to meet you.Obi-Wan: That's you. Just run with it.Shmi: Um... I think I need a little more information about my character...Qui-Gon: Your motivation is that you want to help this handsome adventurer find some blasters.