Whoever Body Shamed Nina Agdal Can Go Straight To Hell

One of the hottest women in the world supermodel Nina Agdal took to social media today, in order to call out an unnamed creative team, who refused to work with her and body shamed her while reneging on an agreement to use her in a photo shoot. Really? Nina Agdal is not hot enough for your brand? She’s only one of the three hottest women alive. We know one thing, the person who made the decision that Nina Agdal “did not fit their market” was not a straight man, because Nina Agdal is always in the market of every straight man on the planet. If I had to bet, the person who did not think Nina Agdal was hot enough for their campaign was one of those assholes who keeps forcing Lena Dunham on us, Lena Dunham is not attractive and nobody wants to see her named. Ever. If we got Nina Agdal to star in a exclusive shoot for SportSmasher.com, and during the shoot she asked for a bottle of water, I would panic due her hotness and scream “YES, YOU CAN HAVE MY CAR!” then flip her the keys. She’s so hot, I wouldn’t make any sudden moves around her as if I were approaching a baby deer, because I wouldn’t want to startle her and cause her to run away. Nina Agdal is the kind of hot that causes straight men to lose their capacity to function properly, we lose the ability to speak, and are unable to form a coherent thought. We just grunt. So whoever made this decision was not a straight man, and whoever it was that body shamed Nina Agdal can go straight to hell, good luck with whoever you got instead but we guarantee she’s not as hot as Nina Agdal.