Ah, it’s days like these that very nearly make me wish I hadn’t had that reduction. That’s three pounds less of boobs contributing to science, glorious science!

And to those poo-pooers and naysayers of the feminist kind, it’s science, I’m doing it because I want to, and stop being so lame! I mean, what a glorious day for boobies, they have (through Hef) saved the Hollywood sign. And everybody loves boobies!

This is what science and skepticism should be: silly, sexy, fun, and heavily underlining the ridiculousness of fundamentalist quacks.