Objective:To utilize my education and professional
experience to the best of my abilities in conjun---HAHA
sorry no I can't do this

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you
ALREADY read too many boring and lame profiles that
look like resumés

Look, I totally get that you and everyone else on this site is
stuck in auto-pilot mode where you are in the zone, harshly
screening every picture and scrutinizing every
line looking for the first reason to hit back so you can
get back on the hunt for someone who is worth your time...

So I figure I'd fulfill my duty as a man -- nay my duty as a
DECENT HUMAN BEING to let you in on one of the best guarded
secrets on OKCupid:

You've stumbled across the ONE person that you do NOT want a
cheap and unsatisfying Splenda-like "Self-Summary"
substitute with.

I spend a lot more time on hobbies and travel these days but in my
past... How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Community,
Outsourced, The Office, 30 Rock, Modern Family, Entourage, How To
Make It In America, Dexter, Californication, Spartacus, Camelot,
Game of Thrones, and any other entertaining show

Too many books to name, it's what I read on planes and trains and
whenever I'm bored. Anything developmental and business-related I'm
always interested in

• How to improve my company's profit margins
• How to further perfect my landscape shots
• If I will ever return to the comedy world
• How to become an even better man
• What other wondrous treats I can spoil myself with

• How funny it is that the fact that your impression and
opinion of me so far (no matter good or bad)
LITERALLY cannot be a real, substantiated, or
justifiable opinion.
• How wonderfully ignorant any person must be to believe that their
10 second impression of a profile/person is even remotely
accurate, and then having the confidence to use those blind fuzzy
feelings inside to pass judgement on a real life person (i.e. This
guy seems xyz. I hate xyz guys. This guy is one of those abc dudes.
I usually get along with abc people!)

Flying to my next destination, going crazy at a local club/bar,
hiking a mountain to set up the perfect sunrise shot, wrestling
bears, riding elephants, having an intense esoteric conversion
about the purpsoe of life, or anything in between

I secretly take perverse pleasure in having developed my character
and life for the last 15 years to be at the point where I already
know that on paper -- I am as good a prospect as you're going to
see today.

Now whether one prefers the attainability and price of a Big Mac or
the tantalizing textures and tastes of a well-marbled cut of
Matsuzaka beef is a matter of taste and a different story
altogether...

You are passionate about something in life.
If you rather sacrifice being wrong in order to learn something
right.
If you don't abide by societal norms just because "you
should".
If you can take full responsibility for how you choose to react in
life in spite of what it throws at you.
If you're ambitious, never-settling, confident in who you are, if
you know what you want and like but still are open to new
experiences and people
If the thrill of traveling to foreign lands excites you beyond what
meager words can describe
If you have the intelligence to be able to understand something
meta like my deconstruction of cognitive dissonance above
If you've felt annoyance when the rest of the world complains about
things that don't even matter
If you have good taste in men