The Gun-Toting White House Staffer and the Science of Being ‘Dickmatized’

Special assistant to President Obama and House legislative liaison, Barvetta Singletary, was arrested Monday for assaulting her boyfriend, a U.S. Capitol police officer during an argument.

Barvetta suspected her man of sleeping with someone else and demanded answers. After running out to his car and grabbing his two cellphones and his gun, she demanded he give her the phone passwords or else she would shoot.

Well… guess who didn’t give up his cell phone code?

Barvetta fired a shot and missed, sending her man running straight to police. Now Barvetta is in danger of loosing her position in the White House.

Now the question behind all of this is: Was the dick that bomb?

Was the dick so good the thought of loosing it made her jeopardize her position as a White House aide?

If a woman intelligent enough to make it as an aide in the White House can act up like this, are we all in danger of being ‘dickmatized’?