British police thought they'd hit the jackpot when their chopper's infrared-camera located a cannabis grow-house, but were surprised when all they found were a couple of Cavia porcellus by the names of Simon and Kenny reclining beside an electric heater.

I would've given anything to see the look on primary school learning mentor Pam Hardcastle's face as the coppers huffed and puffed back to the station from her Yorkshire house, wouldn't you? [The Sun via The Reg]