OSCARS: Reese Witherspoon Looked Awesome

Anytime Reese Witherspoon has been photographed over the past few months she’s been jogging like a goddamn maniac, so it’s no surprise she showed up to the Oscars looking incredible. Yes, she probably helped the caterers fine-touch a few ice sculptures with her chin, but that just means she’s comfortable with her handicap and exudes a sexy confidence because of it. Kind of like the mighty swordfish except less slutty and all asking for it.