Story time

So I went to mount Diablo freeride on Sunday. I was given stool softeners in the hospital, just got bak lst nite. Fracture and lacerations to left elbow, puncture wound on side of left torso, yadayadayada. Basically, I just reopened my puncture wound shitting 4 the 1st time since, so constipated. Here’s something I wrote while at the hospital