Ninjas kick Pirate Butt!
and they can do it silently and stealthily
and they can do while looking bad-ass in all black
and they can do it in 586 different ways using anything from a sword to a bent spoon
and they don't ever say things like "arrgh" and "ahoy, matey" (in fact, they don't ever say anything)
and they never have a freakin' parrot on their shoulder (sheesh, think of trying to get all that bird poop out of a black shirt)
and they never go down with the ship

Remember the pirate Captain Hook? Why do think he had to use a hook? that's right...he ran up against a ninja (that story about the crocodile was just what he told everybody to save face)

Smart pirates eat fruit so's they don't get scurvy. It's the ninjas who'd get scurvy at sea. Also, don't knock running around and saying "ARR!" until you've tried it. It can be quite therapeutic. Ninjas hold in their emotions and take out their inner turmoil on internet forums while sitting in their mama's basements.

Ninjas hold in their emotions and take out their inner turmoil on internet forums while sitting in their mama's basements.

Hey, how did you know I was in my...that's downright eerie

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Originally Posted by Eurydice

And uh...I don't see many ninjas getting leave to go wenching. Yeah.

That's because...well...damn. Okay, Pirates get alcohol, cursing and wenching... is it too late to change my vote? HAH! Never! Ninjas still rule!

::whispers:: I'm going to let you in on a secret.
Do you know why pirates say "Arrr"?
It dates back to the first pirate
Who said "Arrr"
right after the first ninja
beat him senseless with one of his own boots!