My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Theo The Executive Diamond Tells Us How To Get Rich Quick in Amway

I had an Amway Executive Diamond stop by the blog to leave a comment! Wow I
should be so flattered! An Amway Diamond is reading a blog devoted to cursing
out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline! You wouldn’t think people who
love Amway would be reading a blog like this! This is the first time an
Executive Diamond has left a comment here. Gazillions of dollars rolling in
each month so they can just sit back and do nothing except read this blog.
Yup!.............. Life is good! Freedom! Flush that stinking job!

So what a privilege an Amway executive Diamond stops by. Here’s what Theo
has to say:

Wow, I knew it. The Caucasian groups of amway must be absolute crap, look
whoever you are I am an executive diamond my name is Theo im Columbian and I
started my buisness about 3 years back and look where I got now, I earn 300k a
year on a bad unproductive year and 460k a year when my 11 groups of 100 people
each try hard, I'm with Equipo Vision and we qualify diamonds and new emeralds
almost monthly, under me I have 15 Diamonds, 30 Emeralds, And so many
platinums, you are very negative I can tell you just failed, you must not have
dreams, or any sort of ambitions. I can't believe my associates and I came to
america illegally and in a few years made a fortune, wow you white people are
cocky and just suck at business marketing.... Yeah look amway pays me a solid
check every year but with that check I became the proud owner of 4 McDonald's
franchises, 2 Dennys Dinners, I own 1 Holiday Inn, 5 Gas Stations, and I own 1k
shares of Apple, Cerner, Manchester United, and MicroSoft yeah but sure I'm an
"amway lying cheat", I try to help people but they're to negative,
lazy, with no ambition, but why care about people like you I'm rich and im not
even legal, and I don't care if I get deported, ill just get to live in my
Columbian Mansion, don't join any of those white people groups join equipo
vision (team vision) my name's Theo again have a happy miserable life, working
while im 33 and retired! Cya at my McDonald's Anna :p

Theo seems to have a problem with Caucasians. A little racist perhaps but
that could be the mind set of how an illegal alien is treated here. I don’t
know. “The Caucasian groups of amway must be absolute crap”. Remove the
word Caucasian and Theo is dead on right!

Look how far Theo has come in 3 years of being an illegal alien in our
country! WOW!!!!! He makes around $400k at Amway, and with that income he has
bought multiple well known restaurants, gas stations, and a hotel. Who knew
that these businesses were selling for so cheap that someone on an Amway income
could afford them?!

And why isn’t Amway’s media machine blowing this out their asses? In 3 years
Theo was able to purchase all kinds of businesses on his Amway income! Amway’s
media people should be bragging about this every chance they get how people can
get rich quick in Amway just like Theo and use that money to invest in other
businesses worth millions of dollars. Is Amway keeping this hush hush quiet
because they’re worried Theo will get deported when word gets out how he got
rich quick in Amway and is an illegal alien? Hell even Theo isn’t worried. He
seems to be quite happy to go back to his mansion in Colombia. Never mind he
doesn’t know how to spell the name of the country he’s from.

I asked him to tell me which McDonald’s and we’ll stop in and say hi.

Silence.

Crickets chirping.

The big shot hot shit Amway Executive Diamond doesn’t want to make a couple
of bucks off me when I offer to come in for a Big Mac and fries?

Damn! What kind of ambot passes up the chance to make a buck.

There’s only one thing that Theo said that I actually believe: I'm an
"amway lying cheat"

8 comments:

Theo claims to be in Equipo-Vision. This is a South American LOS for Amway. Like most things Colombian, it is deeply corrupt, and linked to the big drug cartels in Medellin and Bogota.

If "Theo" (probably a fake name) has as much money as he claims, it's not from any Amway sales or from PV from down-line. It's from drug-dealing. And if he's an illegal alien here in the U.S., he's very likely here as a big-time cocaine pusher.

Equipo-Vision uses Amway as a front -- in other words, drug money is being laundered by claiming it as proceeds from Amway.

Anonymous - yup the drug cartels and Amway are the same kind of corrupt.

Amway seems like an odd choice for money launderers because it's too well known that Amway is a scam and people don't make money. If you're going to launder money it usually needs to be through a high volume cash business like pizza joints or laundromats. But but but they could be laundering money through Amway meetings where Ambots pay cash. Now that would make more sense than through actual Amway product sales.

Here in New York City, almost all "nail salons" for hand care and manicures for women are laundering fronts for Colombian drug money. There is no way that those little places could even begin to pay huge New York rental fees simply by giving manicures. Not unless you had five hundred customers a day, and you were charging two hundred bucks per finger.

In a deeply corrupt country like Colombia, it's very easy to hide money and to launder it. Everyone is on the take: the banks, the police, the courts, the legislature.

Hi Anonymous. I don't think that's all that different from where I live and part of it is salons or day spas. Others are pizza and sub places. When you see the staff who are normally in a minimum wage job driving around in Mercedes and other high end cars that should raise a few flags! Colombia isn't the only south American country with corrupt government and law enforcement where everyone's on the take.

Anonymous - I'm sure Eric Boxer probably also thinks that El Chapo was coincidentally put in a prison cell that had an existing escape tunnel there that he just happened to find! LOL! No buy offs happening here!

Eric Boxer obviously hasn't driven in Mexico and been pulled over by a cop who wants to search your car for drugs. Or if you give him $20 he'll let you go on your way. And don't think you'll save your money and let him search cause you got nothing to hide. They'll always "find" something.

Too many horror stories that are fucking facts.

Eric Boxer must be a brainwashed Ambot. They're experts at ignoring the facts.

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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I'm married to a former Ambot - one of those annoying commissioned Amway salespeople. Fortunately he saw the light of the horrible cult he was part of and ended his association. I'm here to report on the crap he took and I had to put up with. Hoping I might be able to help some poor souls who find themselves in the same situation I was - married to an ambot.