Doubtblush: Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Dec 30, 2010 11:00 AM

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves, so we bring it to you as a Doubtblush.

You know, this thing wouldn't be complete without a plastic bouncer that would appear from behind the nightstand to throw a guy right out of the bedroom for trying to hit the snooze button. But props to whoever put the dollar bill and the feather boa in the promo shot for the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock ($17 on sale). Not to mention the marketing blurb - yeesh.

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