After seeing All-Stars fail to headbutt pucks into the net and Alexander Ovechkin try his un-patented "Baseball Shot" four times, you, the fan get to vote for the winner via the Internet or through text messaging.

I mean, how cool is that? I don't know about you, but that gets my heart pumping.

In addition, the NHL decided to change the 3-on-3 YoungStars East vs. West game to a freshman-sophomore battle.

I am obviously being facetious. However, the SuperSkills competition needs a total overhaul, and below are five new, and very specific events, that will get fans' attention, even if some of the competitors are not All-Stars.

After this adrenaline-pumped classic, the two will battle it out in Time Crisis II.

One point is given to the last skater standing after each game. If after both games Ovechkin and Carter have one point, the two will face off in an adrenaline-packed, sudden-death game, The House of the Dead.

By now, the arena fans will be pumped for the final event, the OldStars game.

Event No. 5: OldStars Game

While the 3-on-3 YoungStars game has its moments, nothing can compare to what would be the first-ever OldStars game.

Each skater will use a cane instead of a hockey stick, and the puck will be a bottle of Centrum Silver.

To balance out the ages of these "senior" players, the two goalies will come from a local Montreal AA Peewee team.

Though a couple of people on the rosters below are currently injured, it won't make that much of a difference—plus, they can use the canes to skate around.

Team Metamucil

Claude Lemieux-F, Bill Guerin-F, Sergei Zubov-D

Team Ensure

Gary Roberts-F, Jeremy Roenick-F, Chris Chelios-D

Well, that should about put me out of the running for any job in the NHL.

When you watch the SuperSkills competition next Saturday and Sidney Crosby shoots a puck between his legs, think to yourself—wow, wouldn't it be great if he dove into a vat of his own tears?