R

Ringmaster - Current manager of The Clowns: This is likely to change a bit over the years.

Ronald McDonald - Stan Collymore.

S

Sinbad the Sailor - Current owner of The Clowns: This is also likely to change a bit over the years.

Smiler - Gavin McCann - he never smiled and had a permanent upside down smile on his face.

Stan Collymore - This could be for a lot of things. Taking the easy way out or using a classic excuse. Doing just enough to get by. Believing my own hype. Or it could just be the 'classic Stan' and a train wreck before taking the easy way out with a classic excuse.