I wave my genitals in your general direction blasphemers! I am the One True Dog!
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***Post edit in response to Dom's challange: the dog's name in my photo is Draco!Latin (genitive Draconis), literally, dragon
Great minds and all...

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce