A word associated with incompetance within the workplace. Also a derogatory term for an individual who is notorious for losing things. Unsurprisingly, has gained common usage in relation to the Post Office.

"Honestly, I can't remember the last time Dominoes delivered my pizza hot. They always go to the other end of the street! Honestly, they are a right shower of mixis'" Vera Duckworth (Coronation Street)

Term used to describe individual deemed too ugly for modern workplaces. Horribly deformed by endless hours of clicking their mice buttons (usually playing Warcraft 3 or other "RTS" games) "bio"'s are generally shunned by normal society and most have to work from home - a situation which only exacerbates their chronic masterbatory habits.

Homeworker.

"Have you seen that new bloke who is writting the network scripts? His face is like chopped meat! This place is going to the dogs. They even let the bio's work here now" - Overheard in a London office