Kim Kardashian’s Having A Girl

So remember when Kim Kardashian said Kanye West has made her into a more private person? You’re never going to believe this. She was full of shit. Us Weekly reports:

Start buying little leather dresses! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source [named Kris Jenner – SW] close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively.
“They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl.”

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You’ve always been a great person, helping out the homeless, assisting with well known charities and being there for the less fortunate. These qualities will be passed down to your daughter, continuing the Kardashian tradition and kindness we’ve all come to know and love.

Fish, this is offensive. The correct term for their unborn child is “heifer.” In fact, “heifer” is the correct term for Kim herself until she’s calved at least once, at which point she will officially be a “cow.”