I know what you’re thinking. Oh, no. Not another one. No. Not another one. This post is probably coming at an odd time since the waters have been calm the last two weeks or so, but I’ve learned over the years that it’s not always a good idea to pull...

The following is a genuine text conversation that occurred between my son and me this morning. *(Expletives have been removed to preserve delicate sensibilities.) Also note, I was at Le Day Job at the time.BOY: There’s a ****in bird in the house.Me: How?BOY:...