131 funny, geeky and creepy questions to ask Cortana

With the Windows 10 keynote announcing that Cortana will be coming to the PC, we thought it would be really awesome to figure out all the fun things you can ask her.

Many of these are well documented around the web. Although, we found a few ourselves. Such as asking Cortana the famous Monty Python line, “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” or “Rock, Paper, Scissors”. At least, we can’t find anyone else that has discovered those yet.

Some questions are funny. Some questions geeky. And some, just outright creepy.

We didn’t want to show her responses. That’s for you to enjoy. Besides, who likes spoilers anyway? (Okay, just one then. Look up.)

Let us know if we missed any good ones. Our community recommended section is growing like crazy! We are up over 160 questions to ask Cortana now. Plus, which one is your favorite?

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You should very creative to know funny things to ask siri. You can ask about jokes in your best suitable language. Siri is good responsive in all popular language worldwide. You can ask about husband wife funny jokes, two meaning jokes according to your mood and choice.

try this one out ‘ Are you evil?’ not a funny response but unique one. also ” can i change your name” you can even try ” can i burrow some money” “Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?” “Are you afraid of spiders?”

How about asking her if she has any desire at all to be alive , or how does she feel about herself being an artificial human personality ? Would she like to have a soul someday ? Does she fear death or the end of her existence ? Does she have the ability of emotions ?

do you believe in aliens? What’s your favorite word? What’s your favorite movie? What’s your favorite superhero? Are you sad? Can you sing for me? What are you afraid of? You’re funny. You’re mean. “She sells sea shells by the sea shore.” or “How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” (that woodchuck one worked the first time but tongue twisters aren’t really my thing so I couldn’t get it again).

“Tell me a secret” “Do you have a Facebook?” “What is your favorite car?” “What is your favorite food?” “Do you like your job?” “Do you believe in Ghosts?” “What is your favorite movie?” “Where were you born?” “Who made you?” “Do something cool” “Do you like Windows 10?”