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Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.

Alice: I knew it!Hal: Alice, what the hell are you doing here?Alice: Accusing you publically! You only wanted a divorce so that you could cheat me out of your big fancy Blossom payday.Hal: It’s not just my payday, the girls share Blossom blood too.Alice: My attorney is going to rip you apart! Isn’t that right, attorney McCoy?![Alice cuts off Sierra McCoy]Alice: I will be taking half of whatever blood money you get from this inbred sesspool of a family. Yeah, that’s right, I said inbred.[The crowd whispers]Penelope: Would you please just leave?Alice: Shut your face, you half-melted ten cent Trollope.Toni: This is riveting.Cheryl: I can’t breathe.