Biden and Ryan End Debate With Recitation Of Rosary

Danville, KY––After a heated and combative debate at Centre College last night, Vice President Joe Biden and Paul Ryan took to their knees to say and reflect on the Luminous Mysteries of the Rosary. It was the first time in history that two Roman Catholic vice presidential candidates shared the stage for a debate, and as expected, the two put their differences aside for a half-hour of fellowship. “It was beautiful,” one witness said, explaining how Cardinal Timothy Dolan arrived on stage with a golden monstrance containing the eucharist. “His Eminence blessed Biden and Ryan, then placed the monstrance right there in front of them.” Video of the rosary shows the two clearly emotional candidates holding on to one another for support as each took turn leading the decades.