Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married in Europe this weekend. Beyond that, their plans are one giant mystery. All we’re getting is some weird and awesome whispers about what may or may not be going on.

According to TMZ, Kanye and Kim seem to have booked two different venues. The first one is in Versailles and the second one in Florence. Initially, it was thought the actual ceremony would take place in Versailles tonight and the reception would take place tomorrow in Florence, but both of the locations seem to be set up to accommodate a conventional wedding. Maybe that means they’ll say “I Do” twice. Maybe that means one of them is a decoy. When it comes to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, you just never know.

In addition to the venue confusion, the local area is reportedly abuzz with reports that Lana Del Rey has shown up and is rehearsing inside the lobby of the official hotel. Beyond that, members of the local media have reportedly been told the location is a restricted no fly zone. It’s anyone’s guess as to whether the couple paid for that privilege, but either way, they should be able to sell the first pictures from the wedding and make a killing without the risk of them leaking out.

It’s easy to be negative about the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West marriage on account of their eccentricities and over the top personalities, but in many ways, they actually seem perfect for each other. They both have a unique appreciation for all things artistic, gaudy and flamboyant. They both get hounded by the paparazzi, slammed by the media and obsessed over by certain segments of the general public. They’re on the same page, and with the daughter they now share, they may actually wind up being perfect for each other.