Haryanavi Jokes

Funny Jokes

A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."

A man was seen walking in a drunkard manner, with anger writ large on his face, wearing a pair of somewhat tight shoes. A Haryanavi passerby who happened to go that way, stopped and asked the man, "From where did you buy such tight shoes?"
"Ae Mister, you had better mind your own business. I've plucked them from a tree! But I wonder what's that to do with you."
"Absolutely nothing. But friend, you made some haste. If you had plucked them two or three months hence they would have definitely fitted your feet well," said the Haryanavi mockingly.

A mediocre Haryanavi lad somehow managed to reach the finals of a boxing competition. At the final encounter, he had to face a tough Jat from Uttar Pradesh who happened to be a former heavyweight champion. When the Haryanavi boxer was proceeding towards the ring where the much-awaited bout was to take place, it was noticed that he hung back.
"C'mon- It's all right," said the Haryanavi's coach with a view to boosting his morale. "Just say to yourself' I'm going to knock him out' and see, you'll be the ultimate winner."
"That's no good, Sir," replied the hopeless Haryanavi boxer. "Manne malum sai ki mein kitna jhoota sai (I know what a liar I am)."

A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm.," the clerk told him.
"Main to lut jaoonga - I'll be ruined," exclaimed the Haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."