Shit Shorts: Rolling Stones Put Out Another Live Album, Wilco Puts Out TWO New Live Albums, and Joan Jett & The Blackhearts To Perform On Kimmel Tonight!

For anyone worried about whether or not the Stones have enough money to retire on, the band has just released a new live album, entitled Hyde Park Live, exclusively through iTunes. The album was culled from their recent July 6 & 13 concerts at London's Hyde Park and stands as the band's 18th official live album.

Can you believe that? I mean, everybody knows that live albums are the oldest cash-grab in the book and the fact that the Stones have brazenly cashed in eighteen times should give you some insight into the band's motivations for staying together all these years.

The band's last studio album, A Bigger Bang, came out in 2005. Since then, the band has released nine, yes, NINE live albums. Ten if you count the live album they will no doubt release around Christmas from their "50 Years And Counting" tour. Perhaps they'll do the right thing and call it "19 Live Albums And Counting".

WILCO ISSUES TWO NEW LIVE BOOTLEGS FROM SOLID SOUND!

Wilco seems intent on catching up to the Stones by the end of the week, it would seem, as the band have released a number of official live bootlegs, the most recent albums being taken from their two nights at the Solkid Sound Festival on June 21 and 22.

JOAN JETT & THE BLACKHEARTS TO PERFORM ON KIMMEL, NEW ALBUM DUE IN OCTOBER!

Joan Jett & The Backhearts return with their first album of new material in seven years, entitled Unvarnished and due for release on October 1, 2013. Jett and the band will be performing the lead single from the album, "Any Weather", tonight on ABC's The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

The album will be released in two versions, Standard and Deluxe, with the Deluxe versions containing four tracks not on the Standard version.

Standard Version
1. Any Weather (606 Version)
2. TMI
3. Soulmates To Strangers
4. Make It Back
5. Hard To Grow Up
6. Fragile
7. Reality Mentality
8. Bad As We Can Be
9. Different
10. Everybody Needs A Hero

Deluxe Version
1. Any Weather (606 Version)
2. TMI
3. Soulmates To Strangers
4. Make It Back
5. Hard To Grow Up
6. Fragile
7. Reality Mentality
8. Bad As We Can Be
9. Different
10. I Know What I Know
11. Seriously
12. Different (Demo Version)
13. Any Weather (Blackhearts)
14. Everybody Needs A Hero