“Maybe simple things are the key to the heart of a lady. You do not know because you do not know anything about ladies really. They are a riddle draped in a mystery wrapped in post-apocalyptic shroudwear.”

Please may you tell us your secrets of the content in this ‘Love Poem’ you wrote?
Such material would be invaluable in the fight for understanding the physics of a woman.
We need to hold the front and keep up a tight appearance.