There’s Now An Eggplant Emoji Vibrator

Eggplant is a beautiful, purple fruit (not a vegetable!) that can add a healthy and colorful kick to any meal. But when a guy is sending you an eggplant emoji repeatedly on Tinder, he is *most likely* not asking if you want to meet up for some tasty eggplant parm—he's talking about his penis. There's no penis emoji (shocker!), so the sexting world has settled on the purple eggplant as the penis equivalent. And now, there's a cheeky purple eggplant emoji vibrator, for those nights when you want some pleasure, but not someone else's purple eggplant.

It's called the "Emojibator," and the silicone vibrator is bright purple, complete with a green "stem" on the end. It sounds pretty amazing, actually: There are 10 vibrator settings, and it's waterproof so you can really have fun. It retails for $32 online, and it will arrive at your doorstep in "discreet packaging." The size of the eggplant is 4.84" long with a width of 1.22".

While it's obviously a funny product that might be a gag gift for some (nightly activity for others!), it's a pretty killer idea. Receiving an eggplant emoji from some rando on Tinder can sometimes be a really jarring or offensive thing. Now, women can *take back* the emoji with the Emojibator, basically saying, "I don't need your eggplant to have fun tonight." Like the slogan for the vibrators brilliantly says, "If you can't find a date, emojibate."