聰明的飛行員

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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple
of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport
through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went
out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so,
he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very
nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall
building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the
plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy &quotHey, where am I?
To this, the solitary office worker replies &quotYou're in a plane.&quot The pilot
rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a
perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the
plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. &quotSimple&quot replies the
pilot, &quotI asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he
gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must
be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just a while
away.&quot