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When a week ends, a collection of funniest tweets is born for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure.

Give our top tweets of the week a quick glance, enjoy a hearty laugh and then scurry off into your weekend, but first, remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. Their blood, sweat and tweets did not come easily, but again, neither did your weekend.

a fun way to freak out your parents is to tell them you dropped out of college this semester and when they start losing it say you're just kidding and just when they start to recover tell them you actually dropped out last semester but have that part be true