First off I would ask them for autographs and selfies. And then in no order:For @IllustriousVar I would probably talk to him about the podcast and how much of a good job they've done.For @Mesonak I would talk to him about video games and ask him how he has the patience to grind for so long.For LJ I would ask him why he didn't put Nuparu in the McToran review. And I would tell him how to make friends.For @Kahi I would try to get a homeless man to punch him.For @Venom I would hold him ransom for MOC pieces.For @Viper I would talk about 2006 or something.For @exxtrooper I haven't thought anything yet.And finally for the cannibal @TakumaNuva I would hand him the key card that would allow him to get into the studio that makes My Little Pony.

And of course I would mess up somehow and embarrass myself in public.Except for Takuma. With him the cops would see me handing him the card and think its a drug deal.

If it was Kahi, I'd say "Just so you know, I'm not a hobo. Hey, that rhymes!" I wouldn't know whether to mention my username, because then they might judge IRL/text me by the other one. Its a quandary... A paradox... Maybe I would just wear a cardboard mask?

First, I'd double check to see if it really was someone I knew. I'm paranoid about thinking I know someone only for it to turn out to only be someone who looks similar. Then I'd contemplate what to say, trying to think of it before they he left. Do I call him Mesonak/other cast member's username? He obviously won't recognize me. Then what do I say? Do I ask "Are you Mesonak from TTV?" How do I introduce myself? Do I refer to myself as "Willess", "Someone from your message boards", or maybe just "A fan of yours"? Do I even mention my username at all, or just go by my real name since it's IRL?

From my experience from Comic-Con, there's nothing better than the feeling of being recognized for your work. None of us are anything close to celebrities, so it's not like we're bombarded with people knowing who we are. That interaction makes our day. I'm more than happy to take a picture, tweet, do a quick video, etc.

That being said, it's a little harder to recognize one of us in real life. I do tend to travel a lot, and we haven't had our real faces on camera long enough to make it stick just yet.

One thing about Eljay's mask is that he doesn't wear it out often in public (for obvious reasons). so recognizing him outside of hearing his voice might be a little weird. Honestly, I thought that Var's voice sounded different in real life, and he said mine was also completely different too.

However, I do have a TTV hat now that I tend to wear quite frequently. I'd say that if you saw anyone wearing our memorabilia that looks like us, it's a safe bet that they are us. Or, in the very least, they know of us and that can make that interaction much less awkward. Same goes for our t-shirts once they come out. That'd be the best way to spot anyone besides Eljay.

Lead them to an abandoned warehouse and hand them an encrypted flash drive, telling them that it holds all the answers. In reality, the flash drive would have only one file on it: The music video to "Never Gonna Give You Up."