I was in the tub last night, using my buzzing shaving thing designed for my goatee, but used for the hairs around my masc asshole. I'm tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts and thought this was a good way to do it: Just squat in the tub and buzz it down; Never have had a bloody incident. Am I the only masc man here who does this?

by Anonymous

reply 39

06/01/2013

I'm hairy and still clean as a whistle. I eat tons of fiber and shit once a day, whip thoroughly and am still nice and clean afterwards.

by Anonymous

reply 1

02/22/2013

Darlin', you're not masc. You're delusional.

by Anonymous

reply 3

02/23/2013

Why even wipe your ass? It's just gonna git dirty again.

by Anonymous

reply 4

02/23/2013

R1, we're happy you whip your ass thoroughly but being proud of producing the equivalent of bullshit daily hardly makes you someone we'd want to meet, much less be intimate with.

And someone needs to unplug R2's life support.

by Anonymous

reply 5

02/23/2013

lol R4, sicko.

by Anonymous

reply 6

02/23/2013

What is wrong with R2?

by Anonymous

reply 7

02/23/2013

"tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts"

This should not happen to any male, regardless of ass hair. Clean yourself, dear.

by Anonymous

reply 8

02/23/2013

[quote]tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts"

Then you're not a true masculine man

by Anonymous

reply 9

02/23/2013

I wipe and clean, no skids

by Anonymous

reply 10

02/23/2013

anyone who doesn't use wet wipes is gross.

by Anonymous

reply 11

02/24/2013

Let your dingleberries build up like dreads you won't have to wipe anymore

by Anonymous

reply 12

02/24/2013

What is it with Americans and ass wiping?

Get a bidet for God's sake!

by Anonymous

reply 13

02/24/2013

Don't you still have to use paper to dry off after a bidet? Do you drip dry?

by Anonymous

reply 14

02/24/2013

Drunk R7. At least that would be my guess.

by Anonymous

reply 15

02/24/2013

I have one of those bidet toilet seats. It has a DRY function, but I've never used it because I still have to wipe after I use it.

In my opinion, Madonna has been irrelevant since at least 2001. She's yesterday's news.

by Anonymous

reply 25

02/24/2013

r25 In my opinion, Madonna has been irrelevant since at least 2001. She's yesterday's news.

and the question is still relevant: do we shave it, buzz it, or just wipe, wipe, wipe away?

by Anonymous

reply 26

02/24/2013

I shave my asshole in the tub too. Easier to keep clean.

by Anonymous

reply 27

06/01/2013

You used an electric shaver in the tub? How did you keep from being electrocuted?

by Anonymous

reply 28

06/01/2013

How does a bidet work? Is the water cold? and do you sit on it or hover above it? And doesn't the water run down your legs? and do you have to take your pants completely off when you take a shit?

by Anonymous

reply 29

06/01/2013

R25 she did have the world's best selling album of 2005 with Confessions on a Dancefloor

It sold 12 million worldwide!

by Anonymous

reply 30

06/01/2013

Now this is slightly painful, but the quickest way to "trim" around your hole is to use a Bic lighter on high flame.

Just takes a second, your eyes will water, and you're done.

by Anonymous

reply 31

06/01/2013

R2, we don't know what tree in Gabon you're posting from, but you need to get your money back from the missionary who taught you "Engalische."

by Anonymous

reply 32

06/01/2013

Shaving one's ass is so 00s. Hair is good. And it's not hard to keep yourself clean, if you're not a lazy little schmuck.

by Anonymous

reply 33

06/01/2013

R29, the water from the intake valve is supposed to be tepid. So a friend tells me. Get the cheap man's bidet for only $50ish. You control the spray, so it shouldn't get all over. You probably need something to dry with, though.

by Anonymous

reply 34

06/01/2013

I recommend this for all Costco shoppers. There are frequently discount coupons in the monthly booklet.

by Anonymous

reply 35

06/01/2013

A Toto washlet fixes everything.

by Anonymous

reply 36

06/01/2013

The washlet makes perfect sense. Doesn't matter the effort with paper, it works much better. I used this for the first time on a business trip to Tokyo and got one for my house.

by Anonymous

reply 37

06/01/2013

Nair is definitely the way to go, but I urge all to follow the instructions VERY carefully. Leave it on too long and you'll hate life!

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