Tour guide: "And now we'll get to see the Microsoft Table, or as I call it, 'Nifty'!"
Tour attendees poke and prod at a large touchscreen device of some sort without any visible response from the application driving it.
Tour guide: "Well, it seems the Microsoft Table isn't working at the moment.
Tour attendee: "What about the other one over here?"
Tour guide: "That one's broken ..."
(My comment that they should use Linux was met with a blank stare.)