Shirt of the day for March 31, 2016: That’s how you get ants, man!

Malory Archer has been telling about the dangers of leaving sugary food in the open time and time again with his iconic phrase “Do you want ants? That’s how you get ants!” And then it just takes Ant-man bringing in a nice box of donuts the first day in office, trips and drops it. Maybe Ant-man was just wanting to give them to his next of kin rather than his fellow co-workers.

Shirt of the day for March 30, 2016: Wayne Enterprises

Today you can’t go anywhere in Gotham and not come across products not made by Wayne Enterprises and its subsidaries. Planes, medicical equipment, processed food, ships, industrial machines, construction and so forth. It might help as well that Wayne Industries holds an exclusive contract with Batman to supply him with all his gadgets and some of those influence their consumer products: Tested by Batman, approved for the general public.

Shirt of the day for March 29, 2016: Hollywood King

Finally after being nominated for the sixth time within 22 years Leo finally did it. He finally won an Oscar and the Internet (or the fun, meme loving subculture) rejoiced. It was very well deserved after all. Problem just is, who is the next in line to deserve an Oscar this desperately?

Shirt of the day for March 28, 2016: I am the night

While Batman vs. Superman despite much hype does not receive all too many favorable reviews more rather tipping towards bad. Deadpool clearly wins the winter season in terms of Superhero flicks or in his case antihero. Either way this guy is the most bad ass one in a jumpsuit or anything resembling one.

Shirt of the day for March 27, 2016: Firefly Quotes

And now this… Firefly! A series most of you thought so little about you only first heard about it after its cancelation. But still this did not keep you from becoming a devote fan still. And for all you brown coats out there Tshirt Laundry got this in stock for you. *print not available on brown coats though.

Shirt of the day for March 25, 2016: Super BFFs

Those five promised to stay Best Friends Forever, no even Super BFFs. But you know how it is… one moved away one summer between high school classes never being heard from again, the next went to college far away and never came back home, another isn’t talking to the other two anymore and the two left never really got out of that small town still being BFFs though.

Shirt of the day for March 24, 2016: My weekend is all booked

Book worms and/or introverts know this all too well. When ask if they want to go do something the weekend (if this happens at all), their usual response would be that they are all booked. And most of the times this is meant quite literally.

Shirt of the day for March 23, 2016: Slasher vs Slasher

Knowing that in Mad Magazine’s original Spy vs Spy it usally ends in both killing off each other, it would not come to much a surprise if mass murderer vs mass murderer first would kill off other victims. Though even more likely they would try to trump each other by killing off more victims than the other.

Shirt of the day for March 21, 2016: Pikaminion Fusion

We all know that two people doing a fusion Dragonball style would basically unleash their combined power and maybe even up it. So what will happen if a Minion and Pikachu would try to fusion? Would they even be able to with one possibly calling out “Fuuuuuusssssioooneeeee!” and the other “Piiiiiiiikkkkaaaaaaaaaa!”?

Shirt of the day for March 19, 2016: Hill Valley Preservation Society

Save the clock tower, save the clock tower. Mayor Wilson is sponsoring an initiative to replace that clock. Thirty years ago, lightning struck that clock tower and the clock hasn’t run since. We at the Hill Valley Preservation Society think it should be preserved exactly the way it is as part of our history and heritage.

Shirt of the day for March 18, 2016: Pikachu & Stitch

Aren’t those two just adorable? Wearing Onsies of the respective other. But just you wait when Stitch (formerly known as Experiment 626) learns Pikachu (#025 in Kanto Dex) has pretty much unlimited potential. We can only imagine what (accidential) havoc this will cause again.

Shirt of the day for March 17, 2016: Dawn of Gaming

We know how the scene of Dawn of Man did end in the original 2001: A Space Odysey, you know the one with the monkeys this big black monolith tossed in the air just to turn into a space station floating around Earth? The question now is what will happen when Donkey tosses a barrel into space. What will it turn into? A close up of a Metroid?

Shirt of the day for March 14, 2016: Binge Watching Shirt

It is march by now and by the way Pi Day today. So this means: Days get longer again, and also warmer. So it does get more and more troublesome to find reasons to stay in and just binge watch. On the other hand you can also shut your blinds and turn up your AC to get under your blanket and watch another season of that new show you found in your recommendations.

Shirt of the day for March 13, 2016: Shadow Friends

Now this is some very picturesque rendition of a scene of My Neighbor Totoro set against the sunset. This is just some beautiful piece of art. Either that are we demand a Shadow puppetry version of the cult classic Ghibli anime film.

Shirt of the day for March 11, 2016: Trouble in Time and Space

Knowing Doctor Who we learned there is not just one universe but several parallel ones. So there got to be one where The Doctor actually is a Minion. So knowing how much chaos The Doctor and a Minion can ensue not being one and the same just multiply that potential et Voila. Daleks, Cybermen and what not won’t stand a chance eiter way but a Minion Doctor would cost possibly a bit more damage in the process than just The Doctor.

Shirt of the day for March 10, 2016: I am president

This candidate promises to Make America Groot again. But is America ready for an extraterrestrial tree monster President? We say: YES! His vocabulary is rather limited but can express so lot in just three words. Other candidates out there however promise to Make America Great again… and use a lot of words that actually do express nothing.

Shirt of the day for March 8, 2016: New Menace

Some 15 years ago there has been the Phantom Menace, last year around Christmas the New Menace hit screen worldwide. The trouble about the Phantom Menace you knew exactly what it all was going to lead up to. With the New Menace you don’t if that is a good thing or not so much we will need to find out in a couple years time though.

Shirt of the day for March 6, 2016: Coffee vs Monday

For decades now this is a recurring battle that does happen every single monday. Tomorrow will come its latest installment any time between 4am and 9am but also throughout the day. It is an epic and never ending struggle it seems. Some weeks Monday wins, others Coffee. Neither will ever get an effective lead over time that much is sure.

Shirt of the day for March 5, 2016: Alien Boy

Maybe as previous vault dweller you should not try everything on that might seem like a hat or face mask to shield yourself from the evils of the outside world. Sometimes those can turn out rather deadly, especially when that face mask is actually a facehugger.

Shirt of the day for March 3, 2016: Camacho 2016

After this weeks “Super Tuesday” and seeing who is in the lead currently, another very much independent candidate decided to enter the ring. Former Smackdown champion and adult film star Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is running for president along his running mate Not Sure. The NRA will love him for being the first president to use a machine gun in congress to get himself heard.

Shirt of the day for March 2, 2016: Traditional Fighter

Street Fighter has seen its first installment in Arcades in 1987. Next year this will be 30 years ago. Wow! So everyone who played this in an Arcade or throughout the Street Fighter II video game era. You may want to feel old now.

Shirt of the day for March 1, 2016: Stripeforce

We can not help but think this rendition to be suiting just fine for a 1980s action/sci-fi film evil mega corp. Either that or its a Hyrulian rendition of a german sports wear manufacturer logo (Adidas).