Aston Villa, From Chicago to the Holte End of the World

Last week, all three teams picked up wins—this week, all three teams finished their games level with the opposition. It’s clearly harder to score in the Premier League than the lakefront fields on Chicago’s North Side, so the Mighty Villa remain in third place on goal differential. If Gabby, Weimann, and Kozak don’t start finding the net with more regularity, I just might be willing to loan them a couple of strikers from my U10 team, the Tigers.