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firstly, here are some pics shona took of me on friday night after a few glasses of wine. see shona, i’m not so vain, these pictures are totally unflattering. i really do look like a muppet. it’s amazing. and slightly frightening. saturday night i went to a wherehouse “party” with angel. and dang, how i […]

For trade: Janky ass 1989 Toyota Corolla with way too many miles on it, 4-door, piece of shit with peeling paint job, multiple scratches and minor dents. Won’t pass smog, is a threat to the environment. No a/c, clutch slips, transmission is all funky, and the tires are balding. Giant crack in windshield. Willing to […]

i made this survey These things are Important Favorite Pixies song Bone Machine Favorite movie with Crispin Glover River’s Edge Favorite Jerri Blank qoute but my vagina’s all puffy Favorite line from an episode of Mr. Show Tofutti Break! Favorite Family Guy character it’s a tie between brian and stewie Meatwad-sexy? yesh Favorite thing in […]

i’m at work and i am bored as usual. i thought i’d put together a little before and after for those of you who care about my teeth. BEFORE: AFTER: also, i went in yesterday and now they are going to put some kind of anchorage device in my BONE. which is basically a screw […]