Unit 2356 gives "*what philosophical literature calls" an incredulous stare. How dare the heathen imply her/its funeral ship partner would die before her/it? 2356 is appalled at the... the... human whose gender identity was never ascertained in her AI. The gynoid also contemplates smacking the living daylights out of the silver hair for forcibly witholding her cousin: keys.

"Shenanigans do not compute. Error. Re-assessing situation."

Well, crap. Apparently, dog-shaking was entirely out of her comprehensive powers. Ah well. Though, it seem like another organism(?) is engaging the silver hair. Best observe this exchange.

Chi takes commander sanders hand, and gives it a firm shake. "its nice to see so many people(?) here"
he notices the presence of another mechanical being, seemingly mostly mechanical and less being. observing the whirs of unseen fans and machinery kicking in as she/it tries to process something heavily, he moves toward her/it, cocks his head casually, and initiates communication, "bleep bloop"

Egads. The idiot-human has paid another silly insult upon 2356. She guessed it was about time to make this little human understand what she was dealing with: heaps of metal formed into a protective shell in which millions of signals and computations occur. While they were, in essence, quite similar, the android unit had one thing going for her and that was the fact her palm, fingers and entire arm was made of metal. Why not mess with the human?

Chi disengages himself from the aggressive metal contraption, almost throwing her across the room, but stops when commander sanders approaches. he backs up several feet, though, and pulls out his trusted pencil, ready to draw himself any weapons he might need.

"Searching: geth"
It was deemed important that unit 2356 research any unknown references made before engaging other sentient or semi-sentient beings in the event that aforementioned subject be brought up in the midst of communication. It was especially important in such a case where considerable impressions can be made.

Ew. What. What are these unattractive-? Granted, the Commander human had only witnessed the gynoid's more destructive/mechanical functions. Furthermore, it would do no good to aggress a potentially high ranking human when connections are to be made.

Assessing the situation quickly, the unit could only conclude that this area was a social room.

"Activating social protocols. Proceeding with re-adaptation."

She figured that, if she was going to be surrounded by these strange organisms, she might as well attempt to blend in. Clinking and clacking could be heard as the gynoid essentially re-assembled herself to resemble a more humanoid figure similar to a short girl. What could possible appear less threatening than a short, female human? Maybe an infantile creature but probably not much else.

"Protocol End. Hello, I am Unit 2356. It is nice to meet you Commander Sanders."

"There is currently no information on this room and any of our surroundings within my database. Further observation is required."
Calmly, 2356 walked over to the unconscious dog that the Chi human was previously shaking and picked it up. After doing a scan, the gynoid decided it would share what information she had at least as a gesture of peace. Except to the Chi human. The Chi human was weird.

"Subject: dog. Status: Jokingly dead. Miscellaneous information includes that this dog is prone to jokes of the serious kind and statements of the joking kind. It is also my future funeral ship partner."

A dark woman walked into the room. She was dark in sense that her skin was as black as coal. She had white hair, like snow, and pointed ears. She wore armor that shined like diamonds because it was made of diamonds. There was a sword on her back with a red blade.

"So like, do any of yous know what planet this is? I swear to gawd if you alls do not have wifi here, I am gonna flip."

She pulled out a small red cell phone and held to above her with her eyes focused on the screen.

"Uh..... great. No service...... HELL-OH! Are any of yous gonna tell me what planet this is?"