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Review – Full Spread Entertainment’s Simpsons: The XXX Parody (2011)

Now, many of you may know that “South Park” is my favorite “cartoon” (I’m quite the connoisseur); however, I’ve also been known to watch me some “Simpsons”…

(pictured: Andy San Dimas as Marge Simpson)

…which is why I was super excited when heard about Full Spread Entertainment’s Simpsons: The XXX Parody (2011). Big blue hair, yellow skin, culturally iconic source material… How in the heck was this going to work??!!

And when the screener magically appeared in my mailbox on this fine rainy day… well, you know what I had to do next – review the film, of course!!

Right off, the film’s secondary title – Marge and Homer’s Sex Tape!- and this box copy…

“The most popular celebrity sex tape to ever be released!

Finally, the biggest TV stars in the world from the most popular TV series ever are parodied and pornified in Simpsons – The XXX Parody! In this live-action sex satire, Home borrows Flanders’ video camera and tries to convince Marge to let him glaze her tight pink donut.

Mmmmmm… pink donut.

But instead, everybody else in Springfield seems to be getting their shorts eaten, until Marge finally decides to let her hair down, and show you and Home how wet and wild it can get underneath that green dress.”

…had me giddy with hilarious anticipation!!

And then it began…

…with Homer scoring some primo donut action under a seedy bridge in exchange for a copy of his and Marge’s sex tape!!

Back track to whenever, when Marge and Homer first got a new video camera. Andy San Dimas is hi-laaarious as Marge (complete with an excellent Marge Simpson voice), preening and primping and discussing how frisky their new little toy is making her feel… but ever-clueless Homer (played by Anthony Rosano; voiced by Josh Thomas) doesn’t quite get what Marge has in mind – Doh!!

It goes on… Flanders pops in at the most inopportune time to say “Howdely doodley!!” and Moe borrows the camera for some secret fun with a little donut of his own, Cookie Kwan. And whatsmore (as if all that wasn’t enough), this film features a porn parody within a porn parody. McBain: The Porn Parody is almost too funny for words. Almost.

Simpsons: The Porn Parody is laugh-out-loud hilarious and a fantastic fun novelty. The sex is great, but the spot-on imitations, ironic iconic story, and yellow everything make this film more of a party favor than anything. I absolutely *loved* it.

Check out the trailer below (it’s soft, don’t worry):

Recommended for: Simpsons fans, fans of the celebrity sex tape, the blue… and the yellow.

Also features standard BTS content that includes some really interesting footage detailing how exactly the performers were made yellow: spray paint and some additional enhancement post-production. Briana Blair’s genteel, yet slightly sardonic, shit talking to the BTS guy while she’s in the midst of getting spray painted is priceless.