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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

It occurred to me recently, that if there really is going to be a "Judgement Day", the odds are I will be in my kitchen. Probably watching reality television while loading the dishwasher, eating cheese.

If Jesus wanted my house to be clean, he'd arrange for us to win the lottery... Everything (including the housekeeper) would just fall in place after that. I'd (ahem) of course give generously to charities. Oh? The liquor store isn't charity? Hmm....

I'm feeling like crap today, and a little cranky, so I knew that when I went out into blog land this morning, your blog would be one of the first visits, and thank goodness for that. Still feel like crap, but in a much better mood :) Thanks for all the laughs

You are so awful. You are seriously awful! Just kidding. This is hilarious *looking to Heaven, hoping I don't get struck down* I mean, I know I shouldn't laugh, considering my upbringing, but this is funn...

Ah...yeah. This is Lisa's hubby finishing this post for her.

The weirdest thing just happened. She was struck my lightening out of the blue while at her computer.

It was totally sunny outside and everything. The coroner told us he'd never seen anything like it.

Jesus has a sense of humor. I am sure of it. I'm a Pastor's wife and I read Jenny and Mindy's blog before worship. I had a hard time trying to get that image of the guy getting his butt and privates waxed this morning.

Hi, So you see how I'm commenting on such an old post? I found your blog, and I can't tear myself away to go study, instead I keep clicking "Older Posts" all day...Point : I love your blogSecond Point: I didn't know who Josh Holloway was so I Googled him. wow. I must have been under a rock to miss him.So in conclusion, thank you for opening my world to Josh Hollowow