My step-niece, each Christmas, devours several hundred mince pies... but only of the iced-topped variety (probably fondant). In fact, there's usually a text message sent to everyone she knows declaring:

"Ive [sic] brought [sic] the first minced [sic] pies of the year!!!!!!!".

Ahem.

Glad to see that the "Yes" people outnumber the "No" people, on the poll

We must endeavor to make certain that all members know the truth of real mince pies!

Get the pies ready! I'll round up the stragglers and sit them down with a nice flagon of mulled wine and a fork!

Onward Mince Pie Soldiers! Onward!

side-note: Been watching way too much bad anime recently...

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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Jack of all trades, master of none,though offtimes better than master of one.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Jack of all trades, master of none,though offtimes better than master of one.