CJJ, we all know that you've been down before. And chances are you'll never succeed in anything that you put your mind and "bear" hands to. So, I wrote this song for you to sing when you feel depressed.

My words are dangerous
Designed to penetrate your weak mind.
Now listen.
A lot of you folks think that I am gay.
I'm here to clear it up by saying one day when I was down on my luck
I bent down to pick up a buck, when all of a sudden I realized after I stood up that cum was draining out of my butt.
When I turned around, I was forced to clean it up.
But it doesn't matter either way.

A lot of you believe that my weiner is iddy bitty.
But I'll have you know that the last time I looked through a loupe
My weiny's the size of a beer can.

Last for those who fucking think that I'm retarded.
It's only to the people that I do it to.
So, let's me finish this song with a big.
Fuck You.
Cheers.

Ha ha so funny i forgot to laugh. My favorite artist would actualy have to be Brian Adams if had to choose I listen to almost every thing from rock to reggae. I some times to make up lyrics for a song. but there totaly retarted.

cdoublejj wrote:Ha ha so funny i forgot to laugh. My favorite artist would actualy have to be Brian Adams if had to choose I listen to almost every thing from rock to reggae. I some times to make up lyrics for a song. but there totaly retarted.

Wow, I can't believe you have a cry at every other post about you on this forum, and yet somebody this didn't upset you. You are such a weird kid.

Brian Adams eh? Man I wouldn't have guessed that in a thousand years. Like seriously, if we were playing "Guess who CJJ's favorite singer is" and I had a hundred guesses, I would have lost. That's interesting.

Blues and jazz eh? Young CJJ has better taste in music than I would have expected. I mean, he's still no Kyle, but it could certainly be a lot worse... =P

My mind is already singing "Summer of '69" with tainted lyrics... "Me and some guys from school... had an orgy and we fucked real hard... screwed until our anuses bled... then we switched to 69!"... heheh...

Mind you that's about the only Bryan Adams song I know well enough to rewrite lyrics to... =P

cdoublejj wrote:Yes I admit i like love songs my favorite song is "every thing i do for you" by brian adams

The song is called : "Everything I do" and then it continues with ...i do it for you...

Venomous wrote:
Blues and jazz eh? Young CJJ has better taste in music than I would have expected. I mean, he's still no Kyle, but it could certainly be a lot worse... =P

My mind is already singing "Summer of '69" with tainted lyrics... "Me and some guys from school... had an orgy and we fucked real hard... screwed until our anuses bled... then we switched to 69!"... heheh...

Mind you that's about the only Bryan Adams song I know well enough to rewrite lyrics to... =P

Uhh .. post a copy of the complete lyrics when you're done.
Great fun for a night of karaoke and "stuff".