How to Win a Fight with a Conservative Handbook

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The time has come to take down your political opposition in style. This Handbook has secrets, remedies, and directions to make a fool of the Conservative foe. You’ll have a million retorts to all the biggest arguments. For example: “When they say: Rich People are job creators. You say: Exhibit A for why that’s b*******: The Situation from Jersey Shore. As Bill Maher pointed out, ‘The Situation made $5 million dollars last year, and if he has to pay a little more in taxes, it won’t mean he’s creating fewer jobs. It will mean a tiny faction of his money actually pays for the government that works to keep him alive. The EPA that contains his oil runoff. The postal service that delivers his body wax. The Bureau of Weights and Measures who weigh his dumbbells…”. You’ll no longer be annoyed by Conservative jabber at bars, golf courses, and dinner parties because now you’re carrying the big guns!