gods I hate that reasoning. Hey, I don't know what that is over in the corner. It must be a ghost! Or Jesus! Or perhaps it's a pile of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup wrappers! I just don't know! Therefore, I'm going to just to say it's evidence of a wormhole!

The animal was a hairless dog/wolf/coyote/fox. It could be a new species budding, but the genius humans just have to kill 'em.

gods I hate that reasoning. Hey, I don't know what that is over in the corner. It must be a ghost! Or Jesus! Or perhaps it's a pile of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup wrappers! I just don't know! Therefore, I'm going to just to say it's evidence of a wormhole!

The animal was a hairless dog/wolf/coyote/fox. It could be a new species budding, but the genius humans just have to kill 'em.

Besides, chupacabra lives in Puerto Rico.

And that "journalist" at the end is an utter butthole.

Or a Ghost Jesus!!!!

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