A simple equation: Man on horse + pug + beer + gun = jail

By Richard Tribou, Orlando Sentinel

So surprisingly and sadly this story doesn't come from Florida. The Denver Post is reporing a Colorado Springs man was on his way to Utah while riding a horse, and carrying his pug, but was arrested for riding under the influence among other things.

I've tried to illustrate the story with the graphic above. There were reportedly beer cans in his saddle bag, and I went with the Coors Light, since it was in Colorado. And there was of course a gun. The pug just enhances the equation, so he's a multiplication factor.