Watch Jon Stewart Barge in on Colbert's Desk to Counsel the Media Over Its 'Breakup' With Trump

You're reading this on the last day of February (or later). You know what that means? You've somehow survived one-sixth of 2017. I don't know how you did it! How we did it. Pat yourself on the back ...

4. Oh, wait, not only is there another photo you really have to see, but it appears in another most popular post (currently No. 3) on Breitbart. It's the second image in Breitbart's (possibly NSFW) post titled "PHOTOS: German Carnival Floats Depict Decapitated Trump, Hitler Comparisons." Before you click, maybe read this Breitbart caption so you know what you're getting into: "In Dusseldorf, President Trump was shown performing a sex act on the statue of liberty, a criticism by the satirist that he was 'screwing liberty' because of his travel ban against countries known to either sponsor terrorism or harbour large radical Islamic extremist elements."

5. Circling back to the No. 1 item above, in the interest of fairness and balance I want to point out that Jimmy Kimmel differs somewhat with Adam Gopnik re: the Oscars. Via ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night:

6. Last night on CBS's "Late Show," Jon Stewart climbed up from under Stephen Colbert's desk (turns out Stewart has a tunnel that leads directly from his farm to Colbert's stage) to deliver some heartfelt advice to the embattled media, still reeling from what he calls its breakup with Donald Trump:

The president is reportedly interested in using the speech to kick off a series of policy proposals that cross normal political lines. He wants an infrastructure-spending project to win over Democrats as well as a big tax reform package that Republicans can support. A list of talking points says that he wants to pitch his new ideas for maternity leave, an issue on which his daughter Ivanka has acted as a surrogate. But will Congress be willing or able to act on any of it?"

Here's hoping Trump live-tweets his own speech.

Simon Dumenco, aka Media Guy, is an Ad Age editor-at-large. You can follow him on Twitter @simondumenco.