Top Five Bones

Top Five True Things About Burgeoning Hollywood Superstar Jai Courtney

5. Jai Courtney, an Australian, grew up in an idyllic-sounding New South Wales suburb called Cherrybrook. He is by far its most notable resident, unless you are a fan of Australian rules football, rugby, or the Australian version of The Mole.

4. Jai Courtney is either named for American actor/martial artist Michael Jai White1 or the deadly sport of jai alai, depending on which parent you ask.

3. Jai Courtney has been working out!

2. Jai Courtney was secretly raised by Hugh Jackman, who found him in a basket of oranges left in his driveway and nursed Courtney back to health from a medicine dropper full of Muscle Milk. The oranges were also delicious.

1. Jai Courtney has been sent here from the future to fascinate (and then murder) me.— Mark Lisanti