I beg to differ with gorilla bananas. it would be no big deal (kinda) – except YOU WERE BFFS WITH KK. oh, and IT WAS HER BABY YOU WET NURSED. on a richter scale of nightmares – that’s about a 10. don’t be comforted, friend. be freaked out.

I breastfed the offspring of the world’s biggest oxygen thief and a man whose ego is so large, it can be measured in actual kilograms. I can fall off a skyscraper WITH a serial killer, with sharks swimming below, and it won’t even come close to the horror.