Anna North

Everybody, today is David Lynch's 66th birthday. You know what that means, don't you? It means that a whole bunch of tiny people come out of your faucet, a guy dressed as a firefighter knocks on your door to deliver a death threat, and Laura Dern smokes crack on your couch. Or you could just watch this insane video, in which David Lynch chats with a Barbie head, and then call it a night. Whatever you choose, be safe, have a lovely weekend, and don't let the dumpster monster get you.