How to use your iPhone to berate yourself awake in the morning.

For insomniacs, heavy sleepers, and people who just plain hate the thought of spending another day on this godforsaken planet, this is pretty much the only way to get out of the bed in the morning: by transforming your phone into an automated "sick of your crap" machine. Plus, its growing annoyance is a good warm-up for how your boss will react when you finally crawl into work.