Milliband - What is he for?

RIP

Just watched Gordon 'The Undertaker' Broon make a Commons statement leading with the naming of those British servicemen KIA during the last week.

He was sombre and respectful to be fair, and made no pronunciation mistakes in the naming of units, which is a much-needed improvement.

So far so good.

Sitting next to him was this horrible 15 year old little geek Milliband, gurning away, and nodding sagely when the servicemen's names were being read out and finishing with a Hear! Hear! when the condolences were read.

I just wanted to reach through the screen and strangle the precocious little git. He is never likely to be looking down the wrong end of a barrel is he?

Am I wrong? Does anybody know what he does? Is he of any use whatsoever?

Swinger

Old-Salt

LE

Yes, David Milliband has many uses. In actual fact, I think there was a whole book written on the subject.

The title was a little misleading though . . . 101 uses for a dead pr!ck.

My favourite was the one where you bend him double and use his arrse as an umbrella stand.

Adam Smith - 1776 said:

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.