Jerry thinks the song is all about love at first sight, soul mates, yada yada, and that I just have a dirty mind.

Yes. Yes I do.

But still!!! How hard is it to discern what this opening verse is about:

"Your lipstick stainson the front lobeof my left side brains (?)I knew I wouldn't forget youso I went andlet you blow my mind."

How exactly does one blow one's mind? Hmmmm......

Don't answer that.

Since I'm not totally convinced that I'm not just some perverted sicko reading too much into it, and because I love to listen to the pop radio station, and because Paige wouldn't know the difference anyway, I don't mind her listening to this song when it comes on. In fact, she's been singing the chorus all day. Mind you, ALL day!

"Hey, soul sisterain't that mister mister on the radiothe stereothe way you move ain't fair you knowhey, soul sister,I don't want to miss a single thingyou do tonight!"

She has a very pleasant voice, but I think I've gone a tad overboard with drilling proper grammar into her seven year old head. Here's how she sings it:

"Hey, Soul Sisterisn't that mister mister on the radio, stereo,the way you move is not fair you know..."

Oh, my. She's wearing her honky right there on her sleeve isn't she?

As much as I don't mind her singing Soul Sister, I draw the line when she tries to sing the modern version of "Right 'Round." Paige first heard Alvin and the Chipmunks sing it the old-fashioned 80's way:

"You spin my head right roundright roundlike a record babyright round, round round"

But then the new version came out, and I can promise you, neither Paige nor any of my children will sing this:

"You spin my head right roundright roundwhen you go downwhen you down, down."

I know I'm not being overly dirty about that one! And if I ever hear Chucky singing that song I will go home, pack our bags, and move us all to Peru.