Apart from the real mail I find in there every couple of days (which of course I flag as “not spam”), it’s not often I get anything other than the usual: fake LinkedIn, Facebook and WhatsApp messages; offers of thrilling contact with russian brides; cheap Viagra; bargain “designer” items, advice I’ve won the lottery &etc. Recently though, there were a couple of gems:

An offer to sell me a baby:

seems totally legit, what could possibly go wrong?

An offer to join the Illuminati! Who knew it was so simple to become one of the shadowy elite?