Fuck You! AHHHH!
Well hello boys and girls! Come on in, see the show!
It's the mystical, magical, great Dark Carnival,
Don't bother lookin' for parking, get rid of it!
It ain't like you ever comin' back you fuckin' idiot!
The Carnival emerges only when you ‘bout to die,
And right now motherfucker, you ‘bout dead in the sky.
So come and put your soul up on the Murder-Go-Round,
And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion.
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun.
Because I be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun.
I swing my sword down and split you in two,
Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you!
Welcome to our Carnival's 50,000 Juggalos,
Freaks and weirdos and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all
And have a Juggalo shatter my skull for the Carnival

Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival,
Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival,
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!

Fuck You if you don't like it!

Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs,
Sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nut bags,
It's only Juggalos here, you know what we about,
Swingin' hatchets Faygo with our dick in your mouth!
You know they call us a circus, we except the role,
We been sayin' that it's coming for like 10 years or so.
And everywhere that we go from Alaska to Spain
I'm seeing Juggalos dancing in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a Carnival high
I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky
They ain't never coming back their Carnival has been found
and all we can do is dream about it smoking 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got Neden waiting on me up in Shangri-La
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin devil's exhibit
the shit is called HELL'S PIT run out and get it

Repeat “Welcome to the show” verse

Ugh bitch! Juggalos said:
When it's your time death is near step right up on over here
Games prizes shows and rides it's that carnival paradise
When it's your time death is near step right up on over here
Games prizes shows and rides it's that carnival paradise

Welcome to the show Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, IT'S THAT CARNIVAL PARADISE!
Welcome to the show Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, IT'S THAT CARNIVAL PARADISE!

And fuck the fuck out of you if you don't like it!

When it's your time death is near step right up on over here
Games prizes shows and rides it's that carnival paradise
When it's your time death is near step right up on over here
Games prizes shows and rides it's that carnival paradise