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That last stanza really, really sucks..Ouch! I must say you are multi-talented, that's for sure.

Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

Aw Poppy, you know everything builds to a crescendo! Thanks!

lalesu 6 years ago from south of the Mason-Dixon

Oh, no, no, no, no! This one must keep her mouth closed, (or at least, stay out of earshot.) "You suck" is always followed by far too many other things...poor things, but I do like your poem, it does NOT suck, sir.

Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

Thank you, Laura. Next time, I will have to rhyme one about something on the good side of the equation...I don't want to fire up your old habits!

SwiftlyClean 6 years ago from Texas

Wayne Brown yes it sucks somtimes, but sometimes it is good to laugh out loud well everytime.

Peace!

Sharon Smith

Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

Thanks, Sharon...I hope it made you giggle!

ralwus 6 years ago

I think you missed one, her name is Lola. She is really good at sucking.

Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

Would that be..."L - O - L- A"...Lola as they song goes. Seem like I remember it going something about "look like a woman but walked like a man"...I'd say that sucks!

dugger62 6 years ago from Colorado

very nice-but true-lol. Great hub.

Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

Thanks, dugger62...this one was fun to write! WB

SilverGenes 6 years ago

You never fail to bring it home in the end (as you did this time) which reminds me just how glad I am that I'm female LOL.

lol you just had to bring up the worst scum of the male world and flog them. Too bad there isn't a defense for them. It was fun though.

Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas Author

@JaggedFrost...yes, there are many scumbags in the male world and I thought that sharing a few would help it to become a better place! LOL! Thanks for the read and the good words! WB

Jaggedfrost 6 years ago

My pleasure. I try not to forget those who first helped me even if my list of people to keep track of is getting a tad long.

Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Liked your poem now I am off to read more of your hubs :)

Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Just Ask Susan...Good to see you and glad you stopped by for a poem. I've been told that I have some good stuff here so enjoy your read and come back again soon! WB

Truckstop Sally 5 years ago

Thanks for a fun but true hub. I can only remember the punch line, and I don't mean to offend anyone from OK . . . but there is a joke about Texas not sliding off into the Gulf that ends with -- and that is how you know Oklahoma sucks.

Shelvajay 5 years ago from If You Know Me Personally, You Know Where I Am...

This is Hee-Lar-EEEE-OUS!!!!!

Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Truckstop Sally...There's nothing funnier than the truth as evidenced by this poem! Wooo, my wife will whip me if I repeat that! LOL! WB

@Shelvajay....THANNNNNK-YOUUUUU!!!!! LOL! WB

Maggie-May 5 years ago from the Island of Cape Breton to the Eastern Shores near Halifax, NS

LOL,...this is great!!!

MM

Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas Author

@Maggie-May...Glad you liked it. This one has not been read by many so it is nice to see some traffic. Stop in agains soon! WB