(Jerry and George are inside the coffee shop, hiding from Joe Davola)Jerry: Is he out there? Do you see him?George: I'm not sure.Jerry: Well, either you see him or you don't.George: All right, I don't.

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?Jerry: What do you need salsa for?George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

Jerry: You want to go with me to NBC?George: Yeah, I think we really got something here.Jerry: What do we got?George: An idea.Jerry: What idea?George: An idea for the show.Jerry: I still don't know what the idea is.George: It's about nothing.Jerry: Right.George: Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing.Jerry: So, we go into NBC, we tell them we got an idea for a show about nothing?George: Exactly.Jerry: They say, "What's your show about?" I say, "Nothing."George: There you go.(A moment passes)Jerry: (nodding) I think you may have something here.

George: Look, you do all the talking, OK?Jerry: Relax! Who are they?George: Yeah, they're not better than me.Jerry: Of course not.George: Who are they?Jerry: They're nobody.George: What about me?Jerry: What about you?George: Why them? Why not me?Jerry: Why not you?George: I'm as good as them.Jerry: Better!George: You really think so?Jerry: No.

George: I can't do this, I can't do this.Jerry: What?George: I can't do this, I can't do it. I've tried, I'm here, it's impossible.Jerry: Hey, this was your idea.George: What idea? I just said something. I didn't know you were gonna listen to me!(He smacks Jerry's forehead)Jerry: Don't worry about it. They're just TV executives.George: They're men with jobs, Jerry! They wear suits and ties! They're married, they have secretaries!

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Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.Jerry: Svengali.Elaine: What did I say?Jerry: Svenjolly.Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.Jerry: George?George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

Old Lady: What's bothering you? Is it my goiter?Elaine: Goiter? What goiter?Old Lady: This football shaped growth jutting out of my neck!Elaine: Oh, noit's distinctive; as a matter of fact I wish I had one!