Re: Pooping at coachella.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Unless of course you are one of the few that poo once a week (a real condition, normal to the individual). I usually don't mind porta-johns, but definitely bring my own TP/baby wipes/sanitizer, never know what you'll end up with till u get there.

Last year I had to take a leak bad, and the lines were horrendous, so I wait in what turns out to be slowest line ever. The guy in front of me took fooorreeevveerr! When he was finally done he comes out with a look of horror on his face. I go in and see a giant poop blob, about the size and shape of a Foster's can, sitting on the back rim of the seat. F@#&ing disgusted, I was glad I only needed to piss, and I was out.

What really pissed me off was that the dude took forF-ingever. I'm sure the thing just popped out of him onto the seat, as soon as he dropped trou. wtf fuck was he doing? He obviously didn't try to clean it up, all he had to do was grab a wad of TP and gently push it over the edge.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

I haven't decided what's worse: the latrine I used in Nicaragua that was teeming with hundreds of giant flying cockroaches, or festival port-o-potties. Although it was kind of fun trying to aim direct hits on the bugs...

Re: Pooping at coachella.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

It took me about 10 minutes to get the courage to finally go! The woman we were staying with gave us these long sticks to try and swat them down with once they start crawling or flying up. Finally just closed my eyes and told myself to just get it over with as quickly as possible!

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This thread is amazing. It reminds me of Kevin Smith's stand up regarding smoking and having to shit. Easily one of the funniest bits I've heard. Check it out on netflix if you haven't heard any of his stuff. His style isn't very traditional. He's more of a story teller, but a damn good one.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

Originally Posted by CMRNDRGN

This thread is amazing. It reminds me of Kevin Smith's stand up regarding smoking and having to shit. Easily one of the funniest bits I've heard. Check it out on netflix if you haven't heard any of his stuff. His style isn't very traditional. He's more of a story teller, but a damn good one.

i've always passed up that "stand up" vid on NF...now i will check it out. thanks for the heads up man

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The thought of having to use one of these port-a-potties sends chills down my spine... I never understood how people could miss the toilet. I mean isn't that something that we've all mastered since a fairly early age? I don't care how fucked up you are, it's a simple point and shoot task!