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Tony Blair planning to “step back” from his role as the Anti-Christ

According to press reports, Tony Blair is preparing to step back from his role as Satan Incarnate, amid deep unease from some US and EU officials over his plans for demonic world domination,

The Financial Times cites “several people familiar with the situation” as saying the former Prime Minister has recognised that a frontline role as envoy for the Quartet of Middle East peace negotiators is no longer compatible with his full-time position as the Infernal Father of Lies and the Prince of Darkness and Author of All Wordly Sins.

Blair was appointed Quartet envoy in 2007, shortly after stepping down from a decade as British Prime Minister, but sources close to Blair say he will have to amend his role as both the Fallen Angel of Earthly Temptations and The Great 5-Headed Dragon of Deceit if he is to remain a part of the Middle East peace process.

If he does step aside, it would bring an end to years of controversy over a potential conflict of interests between his role as a Middle East diplomat, his private business interests and his position as the Biblical God Beelzebub.

The FT quotes one unnamed diplomat as saying: “It is long overdue. He has been ineffective in this job. He has no credibility in this part of the world. And he’s the Anti-Christ.”

Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
This might come as a surprise to readers of this blog in America, as a large section of the Repugs over there believe that Obama is really the Prince of Darkness, the Father of Lies and His Satanic Majesty.

On a serious note, Russell Brand has put up a post on his ‘The Trews’ videos a piece called ‘Why Is Blair Not In Jail? I Really Don’t Understand’, in which he asked the very good question about how Blair could be given the honour of ‘Philanthropist of the Year’ and feted by the Charity Save The Children, when he shares responsibility for the illegal invasion of Iraq, which has seen about 2 million Iraqis killed and hundreds of thousands, if not millions of the country’s children suffering.

It’s because the global charities have a habit of giving prizes for generosity and benevolence to some of the most evil people possible. Henry Kissinger was given the Nobel Peace Prize right after the bombing of Hanoi, an award which so shocked Tom Lehrer that he gave up writing satire. The Bliar is just following in a long, ignoble line.

He is taking up a new role, The Whore of Babylon, at the end of his current contract. Speaking today he said ‘Whilst being Prince of Darkness and Middle East Peace Envoy left little time for other pursuits I have decided to allow Lord Mandelson to take temporary promotion and run the underworld whilst I seek out more recruits in my new role as The Whore’. He added that as both he and Mandelson would be acting sovereigns this would ensure diplomatic immunity from Operation Midland..

I am surprised to learn that Tony Blair has been in the role of The Prince of Darkness for the past 10 years, when I was thinking that role had been occupied by Ozzy Osbourne of the evil Satanic devil-worshipping acid Metal group Black Sabbath…. 🙂