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on a lighter note..................a magician on a cruise ship is constantly having his tricks spoilt by the ships parrot. every time he does a trick the parrot shouts "its in his pocket, the 4 of clubs". The magician flipping hates it. that night, the ship sinks and him and the parrot cling to a piece of driftwood. for 4 days the parrot says roger all, just stares at him but by the 5th day the parrot says "ok, i give up....wheres the flipping ship?"

never thought i could hate Big Brother more than i already do.......now they have Kerry Katona and Jedward.....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Me hopes i dont accidentally press 105 on Sky otherwise the 50" Plasma we bought last year may look like a shop window in Tottenham