about

Name: Unbalanced

Location: Texas, United States

About me: Unfortunately I lost my drive to actually post to my blog but I still LOVE reading my favorite blogs and leaving a comment from time to tome.
I am the mother of 3 great kids, the daughter of a mentally and emtionally unstable mother, sister of a wild child ex-stripper, girlfriend of an amazing woman, best friend of an emotional rollercoaster (I see myself in her sometimes, lol), co-worker of an amazing and diverse group of women, soon to be ex-wife of a stubborn and judgemental man...
Yet I am so much more.

So we all get the "forwards" emails where funny jokes and cute little best friend shit gets passed around until it's circled the globe a few times, but do you get the same thing on your phone in the form of a text message? I do. And I pass it on too. If it's funny. Or shocking enough. Today, it proved to be the highlight of my day. I swear I've never gotten a response to one like I did this time. So here's what the text message said...

I will go down on you &

make you extremely

happy then come back up

& fuck the shit out of u!

Sincerely, your gas prices.

and here are the responses I got...

LOL! Wasn't sure where that was heading!

I think I scared her. hehehe

I was fixing to ask you if you sent that to the rightperson

Fixin to have to go take a cold shower but never mind

(side not: yes we are from Texas and yes we really do say "fixin to" or "fiddinto")

At first I thought you sent that to the wrong person!

(do I see a trend here? like am I just an idiot when it comes to the To: box? Jeez)

and here is my personal favorite, after receiving my text, my BFF2's husband (Rock) called her and this is the email I got from BFF2...

OMG, U JUST GAVE ROCK THE BIGGEST FREAKIN HEART ATTACK!!! HE GOT THE TEXT U JUST SENT, BUT DIDNT SEE THE PART WHERE IT SAID "SINCERELY, YOUR GAS PRICES" .....HE BOUT SHIT A BRICK, HE THOUGHT U TEXTED HIM THAT U WANTED TO GO DOWN ON HIM THEN COME BACK AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM----HE WAS SSSSOOOOOO FREAKIN OUT JUST NOW- HE CALLED ME AND WAS LIKE WTF IS UP WITH UR BFF- I WAS LIKE HUH??? THEN HE SENT ME THE TEXT SAME TIME U DID- THAT WAS FUNNY

and she even went on to say...

OMG unbalanced - it was so funny. he was like wtf is up with unbalanced, she sent me this text and he is all rambling on and on about why on earth were u talkin to him that way, i was like omg...send me the text babe, let me read it, so he sends it and i got it same time as urs, i read urs first then went to his and was like OMG, he didnt read the whole thing, he probably didnt get past the first line before he shit himself- ROFLMMFAO, i laffed so hard- u have to text him and tell him he is a nerd, u have to!!

believe it or not, that's not all she had to say about it either...

i told dad and he said he fell out of his chair he was laffin so hard- i thought it was from rock at first. i was kinda gettin excited- then i was like awwww unbalanced, ur killin me- lol then dad told gene and he fell out of his chair laffin so hard- lol

so of course i had to ask her what Rock said when she read him the last line...

he was like- oh, scared the shit out of me, i thought unbalanced lost her mind, i was like omg- i laffed at him so hard- poor guy!!! i just told mom about it oo- waitin on her response

to which "our" mom (which is technically, biologically BFF's mom) CALLED me. She was laughing so hard that all I could hear was wheezing. LOL, oh it's been a laugh a minute around here today.