The floor of the Moscow Metro with a sweet candy coating. It's irreverent, cogent, and produced by contributers who are Eurasian area specialists.
Just because the Kremlin denied it does not make us wrong.

Re Leonid I and the Khrushchev-Nixon debate: The National Lampoon published thought balloons for this picture in the 1970s. Nixon: "The next time I'm here, I'll be in charge." Leonid: "The next time he's here, I'll be in charge." Nikita S: "Old Ukrainian proverb, whether hot water or cold, shit floats."