It's all going to be ok. We promise. We're really excited that Doctor Who is back too. Why do you think we're talking about the season premiere "Deep Breath"? We're also really relieved no one has challenged us to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Why else would Justin declare himself the Michael Bay of sex?

The world ain't never had a a friend like Robin Williams, so to celebrate his life we recount some of the best stories we've heard about how he touched people (not in a Patch Adams or One Hour Photo kind of way). We also discuss what depression actually is and why Aladdin seems to be a forgotten Disney movie.

Don't panic! We're longer now. In a special extended episode, we attempt to calm the hysteria around the topics that won't go away including the cheating New England Patriots, Batman v Superman, True Detective, and zombie apocalypse survival plans. Don't worry, if you need to take a break to calm down by listening to the latest All Time Low album, we understand. Just promise you won't make like a Raven and do it For Baltimore.

Guardians, they're supposed to protect us, but do they really? We take a hard look at the cops who defend us from college girls with sparkling water, the guardian angels who warn us about nothing, and The Guardians of the Galaxy who save us from boredom. We also heap praise upon Dreamworks Animation's 2012 feature Rise of the Guardians. Now would someone send us some Choco Pies?