ABB’s Initial Reaction…Who the hell wants to sit at a dinner and watch Scooter B. talk all around his food with his mouth wide open, slouch in his chair and say crazy shit?

I can just imagine it.

Concerned NAACP member…"Mr. President, how do you plan to address concerns about disenfranchisement in the age of computerized voting?”

Scooter B., with a mouth full of baked chicken…"Yo! The irony is that they just need to stop doing that shit!”

Jesus!

After some reflection…What the fuck is the NAACP thinking?

Julian! You need to call a bitch!

This is the political equivalent of cooking dinner for your sister’s husband after he left her and four kids with no food in the house, bills unpaid and a leaky roof!

Gawd, have you no pride?

Tell him you've booked another President…give Carter or Clinton a call...and tell that idiot thanks, but no thanks!

Those desperate vote pandering motherfuckers don't deserve a seat at our table every four years.

ABB’s Final Reaction…Sigh.

Sigh again.

Sigh one more time.

Why is it always the heathen who benefits from the home training of others?

Come on down, Scooter B. and we’ll fix you a plate.

You won’t be the first insensitive, dismissive, bullshit rhetoric spewing, reluctant and uncomfortable, yet desperate for the votes of that confused 10% of black folks who are willing to trade for the appearance of advancement...ahem...asshole politician to speak before the NAACP.

And what the hell, a bitch hopes the membership takes a good hard look! Take notes, my brothers and sisters...and get a good look at what poor voter turnout and an epidemic of apathy will get you.

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But ABB, wouldn't it be fabulous if the NAACP only agreed to host his ignorant ass if he agreed to take questions from the audience? You know he NEVER takes questions that aren't cleared by Rove first...that would be hot seeing some bitches grill him!

I almost posted earlier about that man groping German Chancellor Angela Merkel, but quite frankly I'm so mortified by his behavior over the past few days I don't even want to give him the courtesy of mentioning his name.

There is one good thing to be said about this atrocious heat. Though I know it's a not a direct line from cause to effect here, I notice that the global warming naysayers who started a near-constant whine of denial after An Inconvenient Truth came out have finally shut up. Whew.

Hello from Steamy Chicago! Where Gay Games VII is chugging along full-tilt and the local news is carrying the story, even if I have yet to see this 4-year international sports and cultural event covered in any other media. The weather sucks; it was 120 with the heat index Sunday on the Lakefront, and I must absolutely give it up to the cheer and flag corps teams who put on an amazing show at our big lakefront park for thousands of supportive or just-walking-by people. I stood there (slathered on home to Jesus with sunscreen, as I burst into flames otherwise) with sweat running down not only my back but my legs into my tennis shoes, while grown men and women in those godawful polyester cheer outfits were jumping, tumbling, building 3-person-high pyramids, and flinging themselves and other into the air. WOW!

The Opening Ceremonies were inspiring (Team Uganda got the biggest ovation from the crowd - all one of him), the competitions are terrific to watch (especially the ice hockey, for obvious reasons) and I look forward to the Closing Ceremonies this weekend. Y'all COME UP if you can - good seats are still available!

ABB - I don't know where "Anonymous" gets off telling you to "Get a job or at least do some volunteer work." They obviously haven't been reading your blog on a daily basis. Tell you what - you just keep on with the "nonsense ranting" that you blog. It is refreshing to read and you have some wonderful ideas. Like I said before, let me know when you're running for some national office and I'll vote for you.

My gosh, that anonymous has some reading comprehension issues! As if a bitch hasn't described her volunteer activities on numerous occasions on this blog! Anonymous seems to have succumbed to the heat wave and is raving deleriously.