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As George Osborne gets ready to challenge Europe on preventing a cap on bankers bonus’ (yes those same people who have donated 1.2 million to the Tory Party), his Dad id going around saying that fracking should only be done in the north and not ruin the southern countryside.

Yep, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

When will it be announced that he is officially the worst chancellor ever (Lamont will be relieved).

Norman Lamont may be classed as the worst chancellor in history, a stagnant economy and then……..”Green shoots”. However they weren’t green shoots but the economy coming up for a last gasp of air before withering away to decay and despair.

George Osborne is lining himself up the same way, except he hasn’t uttered those immortal words that will come back to ridicule him, when the economy continues to flatline and threaten further recession.

Like this:

A little growth, that could have happened three years ago is nothing to be proud of. If I was chancellor, did fuck all apart from cut everything, I’m sure at some point a little growth would happen.

A Song dedicated to him!

Now I just want to thank you
For going insane
Every second that you suffer
Is a loss that I gain
Every breath is a drain down
Down into a hole
And your mind is a shrinking thing:
It was crushed by your skull
Now you f eel time unfolding
Deep in your chest
And your body’s expanding
Now there’s none of you left
So I just want to thank you
For losing your mind
Yeah you burned just like joan of arc
Purified by the flames
You re alive! you re alive!
Now just want to thank you
For the light that you spread
And magnesium and sulphur
And the fear in your head
And I just want to tell you
You’re nothing so new
Every time that you touch it
It’ll turn against you
Now your future’s a cold thing
Down in the damp ground
And your memory’s a lead room
Containing this sound
So I just want to thank you
For killing your mind
All the life that you bleed out
Well I steal it for mine
You’re alive! you’re alive!

As George Osborne becomes consumed with smugness and self satisfaction, as he counts all his money in his counting house, he has conveyed:

The economic collapse was even worse than we thought. Repairing it will take
even longer than we hoped.

Does this mean more food banks, more homelessness, life becoming increasingly harder for those already struggling to live. He may be comfortable with the numbers on pieces of paper but they don’t take into consideration the real impact of his policies.

I can have a health bank balance if I didn’t spend anything and let my family starve!

The plight of Michaella McCollum and Melissa Reid accused of smuggling cocaine has hit the media over the last few days, and today it is announced that the economy is still in decline despite it being forecast it would increase this month. What have the two stories got in common?

Perhaps George Osborne (no stranger to a little Charlie) has realised how lucrative the drug trade is, and as Britain has no industry anymore he is going to rely on the perfect capitalistic model to turn the country economy around. Supply and demand in full effect, and the demand gets bigger the more you supply, with no concerns who gets exploited along the way. – pure capitalism.

Check out the Chipping Norton set with their homes in the middle of nowhere – perfect location for a meth lab (I’ve seen Breaking Bad), and the boats and fast cars they all own….the pieces are all falling into place. This is probably why they don’t decriminalise drugs – the trade is in place for the Govt. to stabilise the economy.

When in court McCollum and Reid point to a picture of Osborne and say that was the man that forced them, it will all become clear.

Rumour has it that in order to show that we are all in it together, the Chancellor is going to put the red box on e-bay with all the money going to coffers. In a revolutionary budget speech the Chancellor is going to suggest that other historic factors be put on e-bay; the wool sack, a few pieces of art from the Commons, the Liberal party etc, and will encourage all rich folk to do the same.

It is also rumoured that with the success of sponsorship be prepared to see Nelson’s Column sponsored by The Sun (that should keep the Murdoch’s happy), the Queen sponsored by Shelter etc – nothing will remain sacred.

And because all the necessary revenue to cancel out the debt will be covered, he will invest in industry, NHS, the benefit system and reverse the cuts.

But on the other hand the rumour mill is often false and we are all probably more fucked than we were before he makes his speech. If they were a God it would have sent all ten plagues until Osborne relented……….passover.

Britain loses it gold credit status because the economy isn’t growing as it should – what a kick in the eye for that cunting Osborne – even the finance industry think it’s all going wrong.

Or perhaps they heard the story how the Bullington Club (Dave’s favourite this) have a new initiative to be allowed to join, burning a £50 note in front of a tramp. I wonder what would happen if the tramp sprayed an aerosol at them whilst they were doing it?

The above two points again reinforce Nye Bevan’s view that Tories are simple vermin, which makes Ant (Ant & Dec fame) an absolute disgrace for voting them. All the people in Newcastle must be appalled at this confession from their Geordie son.

George Osborne continually moans about reducing the deficit, fucking irresponsible Labour – all their fault, we’re all in it together etc.etc… but it has come to light that Osborne’s expenses suggest that he is not that worries about increasing the coffers. He has put a horse’s paddock on expenses, sold his taxpayer-funded second home for a £450,000 profit.

The most insulting of them all is him using a meeting with German finance minister Wolfgang Schaeuble as an excuse for an ‘official visit’ to get the tax payer to stump up the cost of him seeing Chelsea in the European cup final.