Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Remember when boys weren't allowed to use the ladies room

Dear Jerry Brown,

In high school I never had to stop and think to myself which
bathroom I should use. It has been pretty straight forward for me and the rest
of society that if you had a penis you went in the door marked “men” and if you
had a vagina you used the door marked “women” to take care of your business. Recent
legislation signed into law by Governor Brown has gone and turned something so
simple into a perplexing choice. The law states that California’s public school
districts cannot “bar a student from a single-sex setting such as bathrooms,
sports teams or locker rooms” (out of state friends once again I can’t make
this stuff up). So what you are trying to say that if I’m feeling my feminine side
I can stroll into the ladies locker room and participate in whatever activity
is planned for that day and then hit the showers with them to clean up before
my next class? I’m saying where was this law when I was in high school?! Another
advantage of this law that I missed out on was the athletic aspect. If I was
allowed to play for the girls basketball team I could have definitely been all
state or being an avid fan of volleyball I know that I could have helped the women’s
team and would have looked damn good in those orange bloomers. Whether you are
a guy and you like Kate Upton or have feelings for Bradley Cooper or a girl who
fancy’s Chanum Tatum or has a poster of Blake Lively on your wall you were born
that way. Being born either a male or female and wanting to be transformed into
the opposite sex goes against what Mother Nature created and no logic can
defend this as narrow minded as it sounds. It takes the science of hormone
treatment and modern surgery to change what you were born with and therefore it’s
called a “choice”. Also ask yourself who does this law really benefit? There
are already laws in place for students who are still trying to decide if they
should go through life as Mike or Michelle that prevents them from being
discriminated against. This opens the doors for what will be a free-for-all for
everyone’s favorite species the lawyer. The California public school system is
already in decay with a lack of funds and adding numerous lengthy and expensive
lawsuits to it because Johnny wants to play women’s tennis or Sarah wants to
use the men’s room will be to the determent of the youth who attend class every
single day. Let’s get back to the basics of what our educational system was
created for. For kids to not only get a free quality education but also to
learn about themselves and enjoy the comradely of their peers whether it be in
the classroom, stage or on the ball field……I still think I would have looked
good in those bloomers.

PS. Happy hump day peeps and I hope you are having a splendid
day and remember….Sometimes let her know that she looks like Christmas morning.

Life according to me:

Farming includes lots of long hours and hard work. Many hours on the tractor and in the field also gives you lots of time to figure out the world's problems at the same time you are trying to feed it, I guess multi-tasking is one of our greatest strengths. From politics to sports to music to why did insert actor or actress wear that to the Oscar's please enjoy and feedback is not only welcome it is necessary.......Thank you!