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You’re probably a little young if you don’t get that, let me clarify: your teacher meant that while your parents were having sex, your mother should have swallowed the semen so you wouldn’t have been born. I mean, paint can be messy, and if it gets on the floor of the school, the teacher could get in trouble with the administration.

Some animals eat their young when stressed. Your teacher probably was thinking that you must have stressed your mother out, and if your stressed out mother had eaten you, it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble