Michelle: His name was Charles. He attended a law school so prestigious the basketball team was coached by Ruth Bader Ginsburg. [The flashback changes to Michelle waving Charles off outside one of his classes. The basketball team runs by and Ruth Bader Ginsburg blows a whistle.]

Bailiff: In the matter of Leo Wong v. The Greenorita Eco-Feminist Collective, four justices vote to convict, five to acquit.[The Feministas cheer.]Antonin Scalia's head: However, since the vote was strictly along gender lines and the female justices' votes only count half, you are hereby found guilty.[The Feministas groan.]Ruth Bader Ginsburg's head: It's a humiliating and biased system, but it works.