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(chrisTwire) — It has just been reported that Taylor Swift has been offered the heavily coveted role of Eponine in the star-studded upcoming film adaptation of the musical “Les Miserables”. According to the Huffington Post; Swift’s casting represents not only a major step in her acting career but also a major and perhaps unexpected victory over a number of star actresses vying for the part in the Tom Hooper-directed film. The Post reported that Scarlett Johansson, Lea Michele and Evan Rachel Wood were all auditioning for the role as the daughter of the Mr. and Mrs. Thernardier, who will be played by Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen.

This all brings up the all-important and overlooked fact…

Taylor Swift is a secret Chinese Spy

Where is the proof she is Chinese?

1, Eyes
Taylor Swift has Mongoloid eyes; this is often referred to by uneducated individuals as the “Epicanthic fold”
There is even a dedicated Facebook following to her Mongloidness.

2, Hates Black peopleIt’s well known that Asians and blacks do not get along at all and are constantly warring with one another. Kanye West and Taylor swift have their own private racial tension as seen here.

3, Is a bad driver.
Asians are poor motor vehicle operators. You would think with increased peripheral vision that they would excel at driving, but they don’t. The only thing statistically worse than an Asian driver is a Female Asian driver.

4, Takes American Jobs
As mentioned above, Scarlett Johansson, Lea Michele and Evan Rachel Wood were all auditioning for the role in Les Miserables. Like a typical Asian, she has taken these jobs overseas. In addition, her music career has pushed aside promising young attractive Caucasian American music stars such as Avril Lavine

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August, it is quite sad you can’t get facts straight, but for now, I am only going to touch on one thing. Only one of those links are a link to a Taylor Swift car accident. The other links are, Justin Bieber, Soulja Boy, some random teen dies, one is a question about said accident, and another that talks about the same accident. So you see, she has only been in one car accident.

First, it is very disingenuous to misrepresent the works of others in that manner. You are a guest on this site. August is a respected member of the flock. I cannot find the link you say is part of the article in the above.

Second, using profanity does not aid your cause. You appear petulant and, quiet frankly, demanding and spoiled. If you cannot be profound, profanity isn’t a reasonable facsimile.

Third, calling me dumb does not make it so any more than willing a link to appear in a submission when the author didn’t add it.

Ok, cool. No big deal.. she’s not Chinese. The eyes don’t really prove anything, some people just have narrow eyes. In her case, she has narrow eyes done up to look narrower. My personal theory is so that she can sleep whenever and still look normal.

She was looking at Kanye like that because he had just interrupted her at an award ceremony to detract from her “talent”. Kanye claimed that Beyonce had the best music video of “all time”.

“Asians are poor motor vehicle operators. You would think with increased peripheral vision that they would excel at driving, but they don’t. The only thing statistically worse than an Asian driver is a Female Asian driver.”
Some people are just terrible drivers. Fact of life. It doesn’t say things about their nationality.

Isn’t Swift also American? Americans taking American jobs… doesn’t seem like that huge a deal.

AHHHHHHH! Cameron Macintosh, WHY do you have to have big-name stars in your movie adaption of Les Miz? You already wrecked the 25th Anniversary Concert by casting Nick Jonas as Marius, and you KNOW you wrecked it! Why oh why do you have to cast fucking Taylor Swift? Get somebody who can actually sing! You don’t have to have big-name people in order to attract audiences! Les Miz didn’t achieve the rank of longest running musical in the world by having asswhipe big-name stars like Russel Fucking Crowe! What’s his Javert going to do? Have a bitch fit and throw his cell phone at Valjean? If he wants to make a quality movie version of Les Miz he should just recast the entire 10th Anniversary Cast. I don’t give a crap that Colm Wilkinson looks like he’ll need a wheelchair in a few years or that Judy Kuhn and Michael Ball are in their fifties – they can actually SING. Please Cameron Macintosh, can Anne Fucking Hathaway even sing, or do you just assume she can because her mouth is the size of the Grand Canyon?

It’s Hollywood, get used to it. I don’t think they have any business making a movie about the French, but right now, I’m completely apathetic because there are bigger things to worry about than a movie.

She isn’t a spy I agree. However, have to point out the thing with being a spy is people and governments, besides the ones you are spying for, DON’T KNOW they are a spy. If the opposing governments knew that spy would be a pretty poor spy.

She also has a very Chinese figure with the elfin body and the skinny legs, and the Chinese honor those who are tall. Taylor Swift is definitely Chinese, probably regarded as some highly coveted sex robot, especially considering the shocking trend of that going on in the orient.

What are you talking about? None of what you said actually proves she is Chinese. Also sex robots that look and act EXACTLY life-like don’t exist, not even sure robots built for sex exist. Neither, for that matter does any robot exist that can pass for a human.

1. Her eyes. Just because she has barely opened eyes doesn’t mean she is chinese. No full asian children have blonde hair and blue eyes. She is clearly arian.

2. She hates black people. Asians and Africans don’t hate each other. That photo is when Kanye said that Taylor’s video was terrible, and the award should have gone to Beyonce.

3. She’s a bad driver. Just because she is a bad driver doesn’t mean she’s asian. Some people just can’t drive.

4. She is taking American jobs. Ugh, that is just so stupid, I don’t want to reply to it, but since I proved the other 3 wrong, I guess I have to. Taylor Swift is American! If an AMERICAN is taking AMERICA’S jobs, then that means she is getting a job you dumbass!

What terrifies me most about her Chinese nature is the Chinese manipulation that comes with it. How did she get a role as the daughter of THOSE swarthy actors? Those Chinese just keep creating more and more sinister robots. If they want someone to play the child of those actors, at least cast the one who looks convincingly like them. I bet Taylor manipulated the man into fornication with her so that she could have this role. Absolutely shameful.

I fear that even with a picture and name like that, your comment will be misinterpreted. I assume, due to the name that your comment was meant sarcastically. However, I feel that the Christwire users will misinterpret or even completely miss the use of sarcasm and take it as genuine praise.

I see paranoia strikes again. I would question the levels of this paranoia. However, as this is christwire and the article is written by August Weisz, the extreme levels of unjustified paranoia.

Taylor Swift is not a Chinese spy.

1. Eyes

She might appear to have a slight, and I stress the word slight, squint but that doesn’t make her Chinese there are various disorders that can cause this to happen. Including poor eyesight, which is something Taylor Swift has, she wears contacts.

2. Doesn’t hate black people.

At least not to my knowledge. That photo is from the VMAs when he interrupted her acceptance speech and basically said she didn’t deserve the award she had just won. There is tension there but it isn’t racial tension. It is more her feeling hurt.

3. No evidence to support being a bad driver.

Links 1 and 3 relate to the same accident. That wasn’t her fault another driver crashed into her car.

Link 2 is a question asking if she died in a car accident and people saying it is not true.

Link 4 is another question asking if she has had a car crash. This one is unanswered.

Link 5 an article about 18 year old Aaron Shawn Hill who died in an accident. Nothing to do with Taylor Swift.

Link 6 is about an accident involving Justin Bieber’s grandparents. Again not Taylor Swift.

Link 7 relates to Soulja Boy’s brother who died in a car crash. Not Taylor Swift again.

None of that proves that Taylor Swift is a bad driver. Also interesting point. Statistically Asians aren’t bad drivers, neither are women. It is just something that is said despite the evidence proving otherwise.

4. No one is taking “American Jobs”

It is rumoured the role was offered to her. Not confirmed she has taken it or will take it. Also it was said the other names were suggested for the role. Taylor Swift’s music career has not pushed aside Avril Lavigne’s. It has not affected it in anyway. Plus worth pointing out that Avril is Canadian not American.

What with your hatred for everything not extreme Christian I would not have believed you would consider Avril Lavigne a promising attractive music star. Mainly due to her almost punk/skater-like attitude and the way she dresses and doesn’t promote hating everyone who disagrees with your world view. Very few, if any, of her songs I have heard are overtly Christian in nature. Plus they are rock songs I thought you people hated good music like rock. You were right about her being talented and very attractive though.

Sorry but I can’t listen to this musical theater stuff. It’s more for the “light in the loafer” set if you catch my draft. Lions and Frenchmen… Oh brother, you couldn’t drag me to that sort of extravaganza if you offered me all the pop corn and hot dogs on Broadway.

The Chinese finally found away to put humanoids out in this world! Get a grip! She’s a southern girl for crying out loud!!!

Open your eyes and take that mantel of ignorance off your damn face. Who says African Americans and Asians don’t get along? YOU.. and what army?

If she got the part that just means she was either better of fit the part! I think the FBI and everyone involved in homeland security would of known by now if she was a spy. Leave that to the ones who are CERTIFIED, TRAINED and KNOWLEDGEABLE. The rest of the normal world would gladly appreciate it.