Alfa Bank Scandal Reveals New Ties to Russia, Cambridge Analytica

Tea Pain’s granddaddy Virgil was a wise man. He used to say, “Tea Pain, coincidences take a heap of plannin’.” He sure was right. And speakin’ of coincidences, Tea Pain just stumbled upon a big one.

Tonight, news broke that Cambridge Analytica is now under investigation by the Dept. of Justice and the FBI. Tea Pain himself has been contacted by four different press outlets in the past few weeks with folks wantin’ to know more about the Alfa Bank scandal and if it ties into the Cambridge Analytica investigation. The answer is a big fat “YES.”

If this sounds strange to you, our you might wanna refresh your memory. Check out Tea Pain’s article that started it all. The Stealth Trump-Russia Data Machine.

During the short life of the Trump Tower mystery server, it only was contacted by 5 different entities. That’s a mighty reclusive life for most web servers, so we know this machine existed to perform a single task: transfer data between Trump Tower, Alfa Bank and Spectrum Health. As matter of fact, 99 percent of the data traffic was between these three entities. Outside of a couple of pings from a Kansas City IP block seller that was contacted during the machine’s set up, only two other pings, or connections, contacted this lonely little treason machine.