The Hernia unveils Super Bowl subplots

With ridiculous puff pieces and endless analysis expected on Peyton exorcising his A-Rod/Marino demons, the Hernia sleuth unveiled a list of storylines, rumors, and possibilities the media will least likely swarm to like rats on speed, but are bubbling under the surface heading into Super Bowl Week, er Weeks:

NFL/FBI/ATF allow Tank Johnson to travel to Miami but only in actual Tank; will Madden be riding shotgun?