LOL!

This response submitted by Doug on 1/13/05 at 9:40 PM. ( ) 64.18.236.249

I had a hard time getting through the tears after the one on the gorilla! Thanks Alex!

How about

This response submitted by Alex on 1/13/05 at 9:50 PM. ( ) 66.32.151.235

This one might work for some of you guys;LOL

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide and he doesn't know what to do.

He goes to the preacher to seek his advice. He tells the preacher about all of his problems in the business and asks the pastor what he should do.

The pastor says, "Take a beach chair and a Bible and put them in your car and drive down to the edge of the ocean. Go to the water's edge. Take the beach chair out of the car, sit on it and take the book out and open it up. The wind will riffle the pages for a while and eventually the Bible will stay open at a particular page. Read the first words your eyes fall on and they will tell you what to do."

The man does as he is told. He places a beach chair and a Bible in his car and drives down to the beach. He sits on the chair at the water's edge and opens the Bible. The wind riffles the pages of the Bible and then stops at a particular page. He looks down at the Bible and his eyes fall on words, which tell him what he has to do.

Three months later the man and his family come back to see the preacher. The man is wearing a $1,000 Italian suit, The wife is all decked out with a full-length mink coat and the child is dressed in beautiful silk.

The man hands the preacher a thick envelope full of money and tells him that he wants to donate this money to the Shul in order to thank the preacher for his wonderful advice.

The pastor is delighted. He asks him what words in the bible brought this good fortune to him.