I was wondering whether anyone would complain. *snerks* Yeah, your beliefs stated on an online journal site are going to change the world and HOW DARE some people who are smarter than you make fun of your INALIENABLE RIGHT to be a COMPLETE AND FIERY IDIOT?

Why does no one want to support my legislative and legal rights to attempt asexual reproduction? When will the government take pity on this frequently neglected minority? Think of the (shapeless) children!!!

My god, this is almost too easy to make fun of. :D *waves her "SUPPORT AMOEBA LURVE" banner*

"If everyone who supports this banner supported same-sex marriage, the world would be an incredible place."

Incredible? As in... filled with amazing, smart-assed tolerance? Immature love and peace for all? No, really, I have no idea what this person means...

I mean, it's already an incredibly stupid place... how would two hundred or so people joining in another kind of widespread dorkiness change much of anything? *this is worth hours of wholesome entertainment, I swear*