UPDATE: we is less than 40 bisits to 25,000 - so make shur to look and see what bisitor number you isMILES

::SIGH:: - Mommy says that I can only haf stinky goodness efurry ofurr day now, 'acuase I has to lose a pound. And we can only haf tem-tay-shuns okashanally instead of all the time.And I haf to wear this stoopid e-collar for 10 days (unless my owie completely heals 'afore that). And she will haf to give me a baf so that my furs doesn't get matted. AND, I still has to haf goopy stuff put on my chin. At least I gets lots of cuddles, and at least Mommy cutted the cone down some so that my whiskers are outside it and I don't bump into all the walls as much. But I still can't efenn skratch my ears - and they was itchy last night, so I hadded to wake mommy up by putting the bitey on her, and then skratching my cone so that she knowed what I wanted. She tried to skratch my ears, but her claws are not pointed, so it's not the same. It's hard to eat and it's hard to drink, and mommy saided that maybe she would gets a baby bottle for me to drink. HOLY CRAP. ARRGGGHHHH, I can't stand this!!!

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Here's a tip: When mom is scratching your neck (you know where the cone attaches) you should lick your lips and scratch the air with your hind paw. That gets them to scratch you more often. Also fun is to stick the cone in their face when they're sleeping. Hehehe.... I had to wear my 2 cones for THREE WEEKS!! Latte

OH no Miles...yu poor guy. Whatefur can we dues to help? Yu R havin a furry bad time...10 days? 10??? Dat is a lot of naps.Tell yur Mommie to give yu lots of X-tra hugs...and get yu a kitty treadmill so yu can take off dat pound in no time.

Oh no, poor Miles! We are furry sorry you haves to go through all of this!My (Smeagol) favorite way to drink is out of a bottle, but it's the hamster kind, not the baby kind (Mom still has to hold it for me). Not sure if it would work with your collar, though. Maybe a small bottle would be okay.

Ooh! Bad collar... We've never had one of those an we SURE don't want too! Our Big Thing has long claws, but he bought us a Big Thing backscratcher and we like that too. Maybe your Mommy can get you one of those.

Miles, that cone thing is a real bummer! I think you should just hang your head and howl. Nothing makes my bean more upset than when I do that. She picks me up and hug and asks "whats a matter little boy? How can I make you happy?"---Beezer# 24984

we feels sorry furs you miles. that is a terrible torture no kitty should have to endure. we hopes you feel better soon. we gots x-site-ed too and forgots to say somefin about yur torture. yuki & kimiko