Lady GaGa's Meat Dress Had One Piece Not From The Butcher

On MTV Awards night, Lady GaGa wore an authentic meat dress & slippers but there was one part that was different.

Always trying to outdo her fellow performers, the Lady had to go some to outfreak the freaks. This has lead many of them to criticize her.

"They're a bunch of sore losers", stated a friend of Lady Gaga. "They had all these wild outfits to really show off their stuff and her she comes out dressed by her butcher! You have to love it."

"She also came out of nowhere for the vegans and now they're mad. PETA has prohibited their members from buying any of her records. They are always ready to paint a mink coat but the meat dress left them speechless..at least until they got home and really got stewed about it."

In fact, a PETA member showed up at GaGa's next TV appearance the very next day on "Ellen" but she defended her right to express herself creatively.

She also wore her meat dress.

"Maybe next year, I'll do veggies", she laughed.

And what was along with the outfit she was wearing that did not come from her butcher?

It was that good-sized sausage you may have caught a glimpse off if you watched her closely, while she was sitting down on 'Ellen'.

That belongs to Lady GaGa personally.

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