Hairdresser: Why would you want to go there? It's so dirty and takes so long to fly there? What airline did you use?

Woman: American

Hairdresser: American? They're awful I've never had a good flight with them.

Woman: They were wonderful to us. We got bumped up to first class and it was incredible.

Hairdresser: Where did you stay?

Woman: The Treste

Haridresser: The Treste? That's an awful place. No facilties, the rooms are ugly and filthy.

Woman: Oh, they just finished a 25 million dollar renovation. It was beautiful. They had overbooked, so they gave us the Presidential Suite. The views of the city were amazing.

Hairdresser: What did you do there?

Woman: Well, we were hoping to see the Pope.

Hairdresser: See the Pope!?! Ya, you and 60,000 other people. You'd be so far away, he'd look like a purple ant.

Woman: Well, actually, while we were in line at the Vatican, a Swiss guard pulled us out of line and said the Pope likes to meet visitors chosen at random from the que. After about a 30 minute wait, we got to meet the Pope.

Hairdresser: Well, what did he say to you?

Woman: He asked me, "Who fucked up your hair?"

Edited by BobKay (10/28/1104:50 PM)

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LIFE ALERT is God's way of saying, "I called, but someone else picked-up."

A man went to Saturday confession with the same priest he'd known for years.

Man: Holy Father, I confess to al....Priest: Jim?Man: Hi, Dan.Priest: What brings you here?Man: I used the "f" word this morning.Priest: Go on.Man: I got up early to play golf.Priest: I can see where this is going, Jim, but continue.Man: Well, I had done OK on the first three holes. I made the longest drive from the 4th hole tee I've ever made----into the woods.Priest: That's when you said it?Man: No. I found it and got it out of the woods----and into the woods on the other side of the green.Priest: Ah, so that's when you said it?Man: No, it stopped within 4 inches of the hole.Priest: And you fucking missed it!?!?!?!?!?!

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LIFE ALERT is God's way of saying, "I called, but someone else picked-up."