Duke Nukem Reads 50 Shades of Grey

Jon St. John, the voice actor behind ’90s video game icon Duke Nukem, reads a passage from “50 Shades of Gray.” Hearing Duke Nukem say “My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils” was probably the high point for me. When will a Duke Nukem-narrated “50 Shades of Grey” audiobook be made?

Also, what separates “50 Shades of Grey” from every other poorly written romance-smut novel that gets made 100 times over every year?