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Ok, I'm a cashier at Sam's Club and she works at the cell phone booth within the store. it's Cingular deal with Sam's Club. Anyhow, this new chick started working at this cell phone booth and i'd love to score a date with her. all i know is that she is hot and i am a smooth talker. this is my plan. I'll wait until i see her sitting down by herself. then ask to sit down and ask a couple questions. First question: What's the difference between Cingular Orange and Cingular Blue? Second question/smooth line: "What deal can you give me? Think of this, I'm a cashier and i'll give you the hook-up. Free cheese sticks, chicken wings, dove soap, neutragena shampoo and conditioner. by now she should be laughing. if she says i'm cute, i'd say "if i wasn't thinking the same thing, i would not have sat down." OR if she says i'm funny I'd ask her out to lunch. any suggestions or comments? are my ideas good?

i know encryptor and he is the man! he has dated a few girls in the last 2 years. fucked the shit out of them! he wants to get this girl to like him. any helpful hints for my friend. just be yourself encryptor. don't acted too cool

it sounds like uve never actually talked to a girl and ur taking this out of movies.

Yeah, you seem like the type that'd be real smooth.

Seriously though, I don't think this would backfire... the worst that happens is you get turned down, you're not crossing any lines or anything. Of course, you should be prepared for a positive response that you haven't scripted out in your head. She could easily say something other than "You're funny" or "You're cute".

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Sounds good, just don't say it exactly as you have planned. It will probably sound all reheasred and rushed and make you look a fool. Just think generally how you want the conversation to go and work with that on the spot.

Quote:encryptor said:Ok, I'm a cashier at Sam's Club and she works at the cell phone booth within the store. it's Cingular deal with Sam's Club. Anyhow, this new chick started working at this cell phone booth and i'd love to score a date with her. all i know is that she is hot and i am a smooth talker. this is my plan. I'll wait until i see her sitting down by herself. then ask to sit down and ask a couple questions. First question: What's the difference between Cingular Orange and Cingular Blue? Second question/smooth line: "What deal can you give me? Think of this, I'm a cashier and i'll give you the hook-up. Free cheese sticks, chicken wings, dove soap, neutragena shampoo and conditioner. by now she should be laughing. if she says i'm cute, i'd say "if i wasn't thinking the same thing, i would not have sat down." OR if she says i'm funny I'd ask her out to lunch. any suggestions or comments? are my ideas good?

you are going to fumble your words & trip on your lips.then she'll laugh at you.

Quote:Encryptors_Puppet#1 said:i know encryptor and he is the man! he has dated a few girls in the last 2 years. fucked the shit out of them! he wants to get this girl to like him. any helpful hints for my friend. just be yourself encryptor. don't acted too cool

Quote:horror5 said:i know encryptor and he is the man! he has dated a few girls in the last 2 years. fucked the shit out of them! he wants to get this girl to like him. any helpful hints for my friend. just be yourself encryptor. don't acted too cool