"At last, the thrilling action packed director's cut of Star Trek: The Motion Picture."
"I hate this movie already."
"Take the lens cap off!"
"Yeah, we didn't want to see what the landing sequence looked like from the rover anyway. THAT would be boring."
"Ladies and gentlemen, your screenwriter: Ed Wood. Is that a Sandcrawler? We're saved! Over here!!!"
"The food's great but don't go for the atmosphere..."