Jake's Corner

The "Star" recently named GWYNETH PALTROW the Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood. Well, "People" magazine obviously has a different take, because they just crowned her the Most Beautiful Woman in the World. Other women who made this year's list include Pink, Kerry Washington, Zooey Deschanel, Jane Fonda, and Jennifer Lawrence.

Fox has denied a report that "American Idol" wanted to bring JENNIFER LOPEZ back to replace MARIAH CAREY in the middle of this season. Supposedly, "Idol" was planning on making a J-Lo-for-Mariah swap to stop the show's ratings slide, but that came to an end when Mariah threatened legal action.

Bradley Cooper reportedly enjoyed a very touchy-feely brunch with Rachel McAdams at a coffee shop in Santa Monica. An insider says, “Bradley happily spent nearly two hours with Rachel, flirting and laughing over their meal. He seemed very into her.” The couple strolled into the café with matching motorcycle helmets and sat down at the counter.

Justin Bieber is now permanently attached to Selena Gomez -- because he has her image tattooed on his arm! The Bieb showed off yet another new piece of body art just above his left wrist -- the face and upper body of a woman who's a dead ringer for his on-again, off-again girlfriend.

The "Buckwild" sex tape controversy is over before it began. SHAE BRADLEY took her former porno partner JESSE J to court this week to block the release of the tape. The judge ordered him to destroy it, and he said he had already done that, after he heard Shae was dragging him to court. If he does have another copy, though, he's barred from selling or releasing it.

Video of REESE WITHERSPOON in handcuffs hit the World Wide Web of Celebrity Embarrassment yesterday. The clip shows Reese arriving at the Atlanta police station after her arrest. The cop takes her out of his car and uncuffs her, then leads her into the station.

The paparazzi caught up with DAVID SPADE the other night, and asked him about REESE WITHERSPOON. Specifically, they asked him about her playing the "Do you know who I am?" card.

And he said, quote, "The general rule is . . . If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous."

On "The Talk" yesterday, SHARON OSBOURNE discussed OZZY'S relapse. She said a lot of the story has been distorted by the media, and added, quote, "We've dealt with worse and we will deal with it and this too shall pass. Otherwise my husband will be taken to the hospital to get my foot removed from his ass."

Next Monday through Friday, BEN AFFLECK will live on just $1.50 in food and drink. It's all part of the "Live Below the Line" challenge, which is an effort to raise awareness of global poverty. Other celebrities are doing it too, including SOPHIA BUSH, DEBI MAZAR and JOSH GROBAN. Josh did it last year, and was so inspired he wrote a song called "Below the Line".

MILEY CYRUS was spotted without her engagement ring again. And while sources say she and LIAM HEMSWORTH are still together, SNOOP LION suggested they're not. He said, quote, "I can't speak for her, ya know what I'm saying, but I know that she has a relationship that no longer exists."

A "source" says AMANDA BYNES had her membership at Planet Fitness in New York City revoked after they caught her smoking pot in the women's locker room. And it supposedly happened on Saturday, which was the pot holiday 4/20. Amanda denies it, of course. She says, quote, "I don't smoke in the bathroom. I also don't smoke pot, I smoke tobacco!"

TARA REID reportedly got kicked out of the All Saints store in L.A. last week for throwing a tantrum after they refused to give her a discount. A source says, quote, "She was screaming. She had to be escorted out by security. She seemed drunk." Tara's rep says there was just a misunderstanding about the discount, because Tara always gets one at All Saints in the U.K. and Paris.

In light of her arrest last week, REESE WITHERSPOON has canceled her upcoming talk show appearances. She was supposed to do "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" tonight. Also, she was scheduled to tape an interview yesterday with "Good Morning America" that was going to air tomorrow. Those are no longer happening. She also pulled out of yesterday's press junket for her new movie, "Mud".

It looks like things could be back ON between JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ. On Saturday, Justin posted a picture of them snuggling . . . then quickly took it down. --Selena flew to Norway for Justin's concert on Thursday night . . . then reportedly followed him to Copenhagen for his gig on Saturday.

KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES settled their divorce on Friday. Kris didn't get the annulment or the $7 million he was hoping for. Sources say he dropped those demands after finally realizing he was going to lose on both counts. Instead he walks away with NOTHING. The marriage won't be officially over until the court signs off on it, which should happen before June 19th.

REESE WITHERSPOON and her husband Jim Toth were ARRESTED early Friday morning in Atlanta. He was popped for DUI, and they took Reese in for disorderly conduct. Here's what happened . . . Police saw a car weaving sometime after midnight Friday, so they pulled it over. Jim was driving, and Reese was riding shotgun. As the cops were dealing with Jim, Reese started getting impatient and agitated. One of the cops says, quote, "She began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer." He says he told Reese to sit down and be quiet. Once her husband was placed under arrest, Reese got out of the car. The cop told her to get back in, but she said she was a U.S. citizen, and was allowed to, quote, "stand on American ground." So he tried to take her by the arms, but she resisted, and said, quote, "Do you know my name?" When the cop said no, he didn't need to know her name, she replied, quote, "You're about to find out who I am . . . You are going to be on national news." At that point, she was cuffed and arrested. As for Jim, he told police he'd only had one drink several hours earlier. But they gave him a breathalyzer test and he blew a .139 . . . which is significantly higher than the legal limit of .08. Reese was booked under her given name, Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon. Reese and Jim were released at around 3:30 in the morning. There's a hearing today, but they'll probably just send their lawyers. Reese is in Atlanta filming a movie called "The Good Lie".

SNOOP LION tried to throw a 4/20 party at a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, but it got shut down before he even showed up. The "Snoop Lion 420 Festival" kicked off on Saturday morning. But neighbors called police to complain about the noise and "parking issues." So cops showed up and shut it down at around 11:00 A.M. Snoop had just arrived as things were being wrapped up, and sources say he was cooperative and understanding.

This might cause you to cancel your Internet service and gouge both your eyes out if you witness these pics. "Tanning Mom" PATRICIA KRENTCIL went TOPLESS while sunning herself on a New Jersey beach. --And it's obvious by the way she posed for the paparazzi that she has no idea what she really looks like. And let's remember, this prize beauty claims she's only 45 years old.

Every time we see pictures of LINDSAY LOHAN'S bare legs, they're covered in bruises. So what's the deal? Sources say Lindsay is telling friends she bruises easily because she doesn't drink enough water. Which is odd, because just about every time we see her, she's chugging from a clear plastic water bottle.

KRIS HUMPHRIES may be ready to settle his divorce case with KIM KARDASHIAN as early as TODAY. Sources say Kris is finally ready to accept that he doesn't have the evidence to prove their marriage was a fraud, and therefore he's not likely to get the annulment he's looking for. Another source claims he'll only settle if Kim APOLOGIZES to him . . . and issues a PUBLIC apology as well.

BRADLEY COOPER made a surprise visit yesterday to Boston Medical Center, where he spent time with victims of Monday's bombing at the Boston Marathon. Cooper also attended the service that PRESIDENT OBAMA spoke at. The hospital later Tweeted, quote, "Huge thanks to Bradley Cooper for visiting during the hardest of weeks here at Boston Medical Center."

"Time" magazine has released its annual list of the 100 Most Influential People. The celebrities who made it include "Girls" star Lena Dunham, Jennifer Lawrence, Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon, Jay-Z and Beyonce and, for some reason, Justin Bieber's MANAGER Scooter Braun.