US Muslims were called upon to cut off Letterman's tongue and "break his neck" in a chilling post by a suspected terror operative on the al Qaeda online forum Shumoukh al-Islam. Letterman angered a jihadist because he joked about the deaths of Osama bin Laden and his successor. [NYPost]

Abercrombie & Fitch announced it is offering “substantial payment” to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and other “Jersey Shore” cast members to stop wearing its clothes. [AMNY]

New Jersey gets no respect, according to Chris Christie. The current NJ governor was pissed that Mayor Bloomberg didn't include the state's 9/11 governor, Donald DiFrancesco, in the forthcoming tenth anniversary ceremony, so he mouthed off. DiFrancesco is now included. [NYMag]

Cher says she will release a single with Lady GaGa next month. [PerezHilton]

Sean Avery was let off the hook in police battery case. Further investigation proved that no officer was ever pushed after the cops crashed Avery's house party. [TMZ]