Sequins! What makes a costume shine better than sequins? Don't answer that, because there is no answer. Sequins are the answer. Sequins are life! Whoever invented the sequin (probably Elton John, because Elton John is a genius. Don't bother finding out if it really was Elton John or not, just go with us on this one), they truly saved fashion. And how simple! Take a handful of little plastic disks (well, let's be honest, if you really want to do it right you need a bucketful), tie them to a piece of fabric and viola! Not just "oh hey, there's some plastic on your pants" but "Oh wow! What majestic beauty! How did you do that?" Basically, sequins shimmer like distant stars. They can draw out a person's secrets. They're hypnotizing and magical...

Sorry, we got a little caught up in things there. But you need these pants. Think of any famous singer you've ever heard of. What do they all have in common? Great voices? Sure. Catchy songs? I guess. But what they really have in common? You already know the answer: sequins. Because being a singer isn't about how well you sing or what you sing (Okay, it's mostly about those things), but it's also about catching the eyes of your audience! And nothing will draw the eye like these magical pants. Maybe you're not ready for that. Maybe you can't stand people falling all over themselves trying to talk to you. If you can't handle it, don't get these pants. You're not ready for that kind of power. But if you are ready... the world is yours!