Brendan rocks so hard. It's like, how hard does he rock? Take something really hard, like, quantum differentials, and then multiply it by something else really hard, like Ron Jeremy. That's how hard he rocks. It's amazing. I'm regularly in awe if his rock-ness. The only way he could rock harder would be if he wore leather pants. But only a fool wears leather pants. I wear leather pants. I like the way they feel. But that's another story altogether.