Was Tony LaRussa tipsy when he filled out his lineup card? Yadier Molina and his career .342 slugging percentage batting fifth? Preston Wilson batting second? I know La Russa's a genius and all -- just ask him! -- but that's just dumb.

Speaking of the lineup, I'm still open to the idea of moving Wright up in the order, but Lo Duca sure looked comfortable in the two-hole. You know, why not just leave it as is? Everyone seems comfortable where they are. It's not like scoring runs was a problem for the Mets last year.