“The Amazing Race” (16.04): “We Are No Longer in the Bible Belt”

On last night’s Amazing Race, teams made their way through Hamburg, Germany like thieves in the night — drunk thieves in the night.

Gay contestant Jordan and his brother Dan teamed up with lesbian couple Carol and Brandy because the boys always wanted some lesbian aunts. (Steve and Allie, and Joe and Heidi already paired off because they come from … "good families.")