There is the Jade Dynasty Seafood Restaurant at Ala Moana (Slogan: They don't make it until you order it.) There was the Celtic and Laker dynasties (Slogan: We'll rip off dim-witted teams to get Robert Parish, Kevin McHale, Magic Johnson and James Worthy.) And, of course, "Dynasty," with the eternally lovely Joan Collins. But of all the dynasties, is there any more addicting than "Duck Dynasty?"

For your viewing pleasure, we offer Duck Commander sunglasses.

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Avis will choose a winner.

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Happy birthday to the lovely JM2375. Birthday donations may be made to Screecher 1's college fund.