It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of people, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Disney Villains.

The Magnificent Mustaches Matchup

Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

vs.

Shan Yu (Mulan)

The Wicked Stepmother Matchup

Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

vs.

Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)

The Musclebound Bullies Matchup

Brom Bones (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow)

vs.

Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

The Evil Schemers Matchup

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

vs.

Mother Gothel (Tangled)

The Tall and Skinny Matchup

Doctor Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)

vs.

Jafar (Aladdin)

The Pleasingly Plump Matchup

Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland)

vs.

Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

The Scary Demonic Guys Matchup

Chernabog (Fantasia)

vs.

Horned King (The Black Cauldron)

The Crazy Bitches Matchup

Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove)

vs.

Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians)

The Uncomfortably Anthropomorphic Animals Matchup

Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)

vs.

Prince John (Robin Hood)

The Madam/e Matchup

Madam Mim (The Sword in the Stone)

vs.

Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)

The Death Should Really Be an Option Matchup

Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas)

vs.

Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.