Sunday, 15 October 2017

New toadtales: Ancient as the hills

Ancient as the hills...

Telling Toads, the next poems

Telling Toads continues to hop slowly forwards (this is a
Toad project so doesn’t often do “hasty”).

In this the FroglifeYear of the Toad,
here at Creeping Toad, I am inviting people to add their own creative ideas to
a collection of Toad (and frog and tree frog,) stories and poems.We hope people will share these beyond the
blog where they will appear, to read them aloud, to tell the stories, declaim
poems by ponds and generally celebrate Toads and their cousins.*

This is now our third set of poems, coming from the Keele Poets at Silverdale in Staffordshire (best link for more information is through Caroline Hawkridge, the group's tutor). If you are part of such a group,
take a look at the opening blog (toad-creep over to it here) and challenge
yourselves!

The
Difference Between Frogs and Toads

by Mary Williams

Frogs are NOW

Toads are then.

Frogs hop, jump, leap,

Toads clamber.

Frogs are edible. Ask the French.

Nobody eats toads.

Frogs can be beautiful, and poisonous.

Toads are just poisonous.

A cat will never catch a toad..

A cat and a frog, on the other hand, have hours of fun
together

Frogs exude their offspring in any old ditch and dyke.

Toads are more choosy.

Frogs are common as muck.

Toads are refined.

Frogs are always active; climb trees, swim lakes,

Toads are more stationary. Contemplative, buddha like.

Toads have a secret weapon.

Australians will tell you. Cane toads,

Enemies of the people.

Frogs will only harm you if you use blowdarts.

Frogs make a racket at night, like motorbikes revving up,

Toads are quiet as the grave.

Frogs get thrown on the floor by angry princesses, just for
one kiss.

Nothing like that ever happened to a toad.

I rest my case.

Hackney
Squatters

by Mary Williams

When rain storms filled the
drains

in the Hackney yard of our old
house,

two toads appeared, huddled
together

on the back-door mat.

I nearly trod on them.

London toads, golden eyed;
ancient as the hills,

their mouths turned down in
disapproval

at having to be here.

In my head,

I heard one tell the other to
budge up.

Were they a pair, male and
female?

It seemed impertinant to consider
it,

like Queen Victoria’s
undergarments.

In such a tiny garden, how had I
not seen them?

What were they waiting for?

For the rain to stop, for me to
let them in?

Perhaps they were searching for
green ponds,

swarms of tasty flies, safe
shelter from the rain.

They carried magic on their warty
backs

all the way from Kingsland Road
to Christendom.

When the rain stopped, they were
gone.

Their mystery stayed with me.

Pucker Up

by John Statham

Princess, please be regal! Don’t kiss that frog

when charming, handsome, eager toads like me

have all the females in these fields agog.

Frogs have their place, and don’t the French just know it,

with mint, a hint of nutmeg, tartare sauce,

but snog a frog – yuck! Every time he’ll blow it.

Your Highness, go upmarket, kiss a toad;

forget Grimm’s fairy stories – so last year.

Pucker up to me, true love’s overload.

Kiss my magic warts: frogs are passé, stale.

Whisper to me that you’ll always love me

and we will write a brand new fairy tale.

* but please do not publish them without getting formal
permission first!