Lakewood Church Pastors Joel and Victoria Osteen receive a 1683 King James Bible from their friends Roma Downey and Mark Burnett, who stopped in Houston to promote their 10-hour docudrama "The Bible," which will air on the History Channel on Sundays in March.

In a image captured from the Lakewood Church video feed, shows media moguls Oprah and Tyler Perry attended Lakewood Church today where pastor Joel Osteen recognized them in front of the crowd of thousands during a Sunday church service Sunday, Nov. 6, 2011, in Houston.
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Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., right, greets Minister Joel Osteen, of Lakewood Church in Houston, center, and his daughter Alexandra in the lobby at the William Penn Hotel in before leaving for the St. Patrick's Day Parade in Pittsburgh, Saturday, March 15, 2008.
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Mayor Lee Brown turns over the keys to the Compaq Center to Pastor Joel Osteen of the Lakewood Church on 12-01-03. Osteen's wife, Victoria, also took part in the ceremony.
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I heard about this 85-year-old woman. She went on a blind date with a 92-year-old man. She came home very frustrated and her daughter said, "Mom, what's wrong?" She said, "I had to slap him three times." The daughter said, " You mean he tried to get fresh?" She said, "No, I thought he was dead." -- From Joel Osteen Jokes

If you've ever wanted to spice up your next PTA meeting or work retreat with some good clean jokes, a recently published book of some of Pastor Joel Osteen's quips should help you out.

In fact, there is somewhat of a booming industry in publishing some of Osteen's life lessons, quotes, and uplifting messages over on the Amazon site.

This is all in addition to the multitude of Osteen-penned books on the market at any given time.

Not everyone is happy with the book, though.

"No real laughs here, except maybe for the elderly or those with Alzheimer's. Not worth my time, didn't finish it," writes a commenter on the Amazon site.

Some were more charitable.

"My only regret is, that there weren't enough," goes another customer review.

According to Andrea Davis, spokesperson with Lakewood Church, books like this aren't rare. Plenty of Osteen's works get published this way.

The church didn't sign off on this one, nor did they publish it. The church is currently reviewing if any of these books are infringing on any copyrights they hold.