Sonic the Hedge-thong is now available

For over 20 years now, Sonic has been protecting the chaos emeralds from Dr. Robotnik. Now Sonic can help protect your jewels. Sears is currently selling thongs featuring Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic is situated on the front of the thong, giving viewers a thumbs up. Also available are thongs featuring Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow. The thongs are being sold for $15.97 each. Sears describes the underwear as having a “sexy classic low rise” with “minimalistic design”.

Would you consider replacing your “banana hammock” with a “hedgehog hammock”?