They said I don't want to touch his policies with a 10-foot pole, but they were wrong!

FOX News — zoom in over here! MSNBC? Use a wide angle!

Attempting to have a long distance relationship.

It's not a stretch to say that this is exactly the kind of help I need from you.

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Oct. 12 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.