The words Green Team are shown in large green letters. Then the shot
cuts to a shot of Will Ferrell’s face beneath which are the words
ENVIRO-TIPS FROM GREEN TEAM. The faces of John C. Reilly and Adam McKay
slide into view from behind the headshot of Will Ferrell. The shot cuts
back to a group shot of Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, and John C. Reilly
with the Green Team displayed beneath them.

John C. Reilly, Will Ferrell and Adam McKay (Shout): Green Team!

The shot cuts to just Adam McKay who is identified in text as Erin Gossamer GREEN TEAM.

Adam McKay: Hi! I’m Erin Gossamer for the Green Team.

The shot cuts to John C. Reilly who is identified in text as Jim Smegg GREEN TEAM.

John C. Reilly: Jim Smegg for the Green Team.

The shot cuts to Will Ferrell who is identified in text as Arnold Darkshner GREEN TEAM.

Adam McKay: Which do you think is cooler, an orca whale fighting a
great white shark or a vampire having sex? We’ll never know.

The shot cuts to John C. Reilly by himself.

John C. Reilly: If you walk into a bakery and they sell day old items say, what the fuck is this shit. Just throw it out.

The shot cuts to Will Ferrell by himself.

Will Ferrell: And compost bin is a great place to store a baby when you’re finished with them.

The shot cuts to Adam McKay and Will Ferrell standing together.

Adam McKay: Ahhh!

The shot cuts to Adam McKay, John C. Reilly, and Will Ferrell standing near a woman who is smoking.

Will Ferrell: Hey sugar. Don’t you know smoking isn’t good for the environment?

Smoking Woman: Who are you guys?

Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, and John C. Reilly begin to converge on the
woman in a threatening way. The shot cuts to John C. Reilly, Adam
McKay, and Will Ferrell running around a corner. John C. Reilly and
Adam McKay are shown zipping up their pants.

Smoking Woman (out of sight): Rape! (runs into view) Rape!

The shot cuts to Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Adam McKay standing together with their fingers up to their lips.

Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Adam McKay: Shhhhh. Green Team.

The shot cuts to Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Adam McKay engaged
in senseless acts of violence against inanimate objects and people.
Adam McKay is shown fucking a gas tank hole in a car.

Adam McKay: Green team.

John C. Reilly punches the camera. The words Green Team are shown in
large green letters. Then the shot cuts to a shot of Will Ferrell’s
face beneath which are the words ENVIRO-TIPS FROM GREEN TEAM. The faces
of John C. Reilly and Adam McKay slide into view from behind the
headshot of Will Ferrell.