Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0Don't do me ugly...Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0Don't do me ugly...Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0Don't do me ugly...Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!

$harkToootth wrote:Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.

Legit there was this girl who flew through my last workplace who was studying politics and had a fetish for Russian literature who invited me to start a Russian Canonical book club with her.It was fucking tough but I stayed married.

WWPD?

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I took russian lit as a cultural elective in college... The teacher was crazy and the stories were insane. I then almost killed her for a bad grade on the final paper because she complained about something she didn't even mention going over the rough draft. Like get your shit together dammit, I can't fix an issue I don't know about.

I could have handled a family friendly story about an evil sorcerer. This was just a lot of rape, mostly by fantastical creatures. Or murder. Or murder rape (the creatures were sick necros). The teacher was way too into it. Then we ended the year on The Deer Hunter and I just couldn't justify it as a class anymore.

I've been eating so many beets lately and doing a very poor job wiping.

My anus looks like a Musk Ox after giving birth.

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0Don't do me ugly...Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!

This thread needs to get weird again. Can we do abstract feelings?*So sad I will never have a conscious planet create the continuing illusion of my dead wife.

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0Don't do me ugly...Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!