I am aware of that, but the syllable laws of haiku demanded that I use two syllables at that point, and therefore I sacrificed geographic precision in favor of artistic license. I guess I could have used "K.C." but I like the abbreviation Kansas (from Kansas City), as it captures the Oz-like flavor of our recent games at Arrowhead.

Hay annous:Where did you study Geog???/__....KC, Kansas is West of the river....KC, Misouri is East of the river.....Can you figure out the name of the river??? There are 3 "bottoms" in KC, which one has the stadium???...My terminal was on East Dst, and the Stadium was on the other side of that "Bottom"...Go somewhere first before you start "TalkinShit" Annous...

"KC" be in da "Bottom"Annous be Geo-ScrodumHead-up Thy smelly RectomHe be "ChickenChoakin"Yo he be "AnalPoken""GayBay" we'nee Stroken