King Abdullah: You're a Zionist.
Khamenei: Thanks for that terrific news asshole. I'm knee-deep in crap now! If Mahmoud and the other mullahs find out, I'm ! I'm the supreme-hypocrite-leader now dammit!

Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?"

Abdullah: You seem to be having trouble moving.
Khamenei: It should be obvious that Mahmoud been playing around with the super glue again. I'm stuck to the chair you idiot! I'm sure Mahmoud is laughing his ass off in an air vent right now!

*Abdullah states at Khamenei*
Khamenei: Stop staring and say something or get the hell out. Say something! I have things to do! You must have something to tell me, even if it's something stupid. Tell me!

(06-18-2010, 11:29 PM)Wenty321 Wrote:
Abdullah: I think we've been vandalized.
Khamenei: MAHMOUD! What the were you thinking!
Mahmoud: I told him I was going to remodel today.
Abdullah: You could've at least spelled 'here' correctly.