Jack Empire

Jack Empire has 31 articles published.

Sometimes Netflix & Chill just ain’t enough. You can only do it for so long until your girl begins to get restless. At some point she will start saying things like “Why don’t we go out to eat anymore?” “There’s …

The story begins with TLC (from a previous story) telling me that our new friend NoMBe was on tour and was going to be in town for a show in late November. I immediately blocked the date and made moves …

Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name. Every once in a while you need a shot of whiskey to the face. Other days, you need two. Personally, it’s been hard to find a bar near by where I …

I was that weirdo in high school that no one was fuckin’ with. And if they were, they were part of this undisclosed group of fucking wierdos. If you are a fuckin’ weirdo, then lets get fuckin’ weird with currently …

Imagine chewing down on some delicious thai wings, surrounded by super attractive 20 year olds and then all of a sudden, like straight out of a musical, you all start singing the chorus of Drake’s Know Yourself “Running Thru The …