Anyways, I used some scraps from X item to made a dog rope toy. At first, it was meant to tag along with the package, but it didn't look so pretty so I let my dog sneak off and "hide" it with stuff he doesn't think we know he chews on. Here's a pic of my dog sneakily chewing away:

Heheh, thanks! And he doesn't give me a sideways look... He sort of tried to hide his face because he's "being sneaky"! And he "buries" his toys under the table... Like, he'll actually pretend to dig a hole and uses his nose to "put back in the dirt."