So now, Paris Hilton’s ripping on John McCain for having the nerve to put her in his Obama attack ad. Late last Sunday Paris’s mother Kathy slammed McCain for the waste of money, time and attention given to the ad in a blog for The Huffington Post. But Paris has made a big step further, taking her response to McCain and his ad to the camera in a scripted piece, saying “I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!!” Oh, and by the way, Paris wants to know if it will be alright to paint the White House pink.

Obama Rebuts McCain’s Celebrity Attack Ad, As Parody Abounds

John McCain’s Celebrity Attack Ad

As major news organizations all across the country are becoming increasingly critical of Senator McCain for a steady stream of false, negative attacks, his campaign has launched yet another one. By featuring Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in an attack ad against Barack Obama, the senator from Arizona has risked charges of silliness to draw attention to his frequently overshadowed campaign.

In The Atlantic Magazine, Mark Ambinder described the reaction of John Weaver, for years one of John McCain’s closest friends and confidants, but who has been in exile since his resignation from McCain’s presidential campaign last year. With the exception of an occasional interview, he has, by his own account, bitten his tongue as McCain’s campaign has adopted a strategy that Weaver believes “diminishes John McCain.”

With the release of a McCain’s television ad blasting Obama for celebrity preening, Weaver said he’s had “enough.” The ad’s premise, he said, is “childish.” He added: “There is legitimate mockery of a political campaign now, and it isn’t at Obama’s. For McCain’s sake, this tomfoolery needs to stop.”

Meanwhile, The Times (London) has claimed that, “Mr McCain’s celebrity advertisement uses a tactic pulled straight from the political handbook of Karl Rove, the architect of President Bush’s two White House victories. He was a master of defining an opponent negatively, early, and of turning their strengths against them.”

Obama Counters: Is That the Best You Can Come Up With?

Mr. Obama discussed McCain’s celebrity ad yesterday during a campaign event in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. “Given the magnitude of our challenges when it comes to energy and healthcare and jobs and our foreign policy, you’d think that we’d be having a serious debate,” Mr. Obama said. “But so far, all we’ve been hearing about is Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. I mean I do-I do have to ask my opponent, is that the best you can come up with? Is that really what this election’s about? Is that what is worthy of the American people? Even the media has pointed out that senator John McCain who started off talking about running an honorable campaign has fallen back into the predictable political attacks the demonstrably false statements.”

Is That the Best You Can Come Up With?

Obama Responds: The Low Road

McCain’s Celebrity Ad Becomes an Inspiration for Satirical Parody

What if Chris Crocker, Britney Spears’ most notoriously emotional defender, was a big fan of Barack Obama too? Just what would he have to say about all of this? Well, thanks to Slate Magazine, now we know. “Leave Barack aloooonnnee!!!”

Chris Crocker: Leave Barack Aloooonnnee!!

And John McCain’s Britney Spears-Paris Hilton anti-Obama ad has inspired other parodies of his ad, such as this one:

Yes indeedy, allegedly well-placed Washington sources are whispering rumors that the infamous, publicity mongering Dr.Phil has just been named to a top advisory position in Hillary Clinton’s political campaign. He’ll join the likes of Ragin’ Bill Clinton, Howard “Hoodwink ‘Em” Wolfson, Magpie Williams, and Mark “I Run This Show” Penn in helping to determine our political destiny during the next few weeks.

And just coincidentally, it’s ratings sweeps time again in television land!! Since Dr. Phil can’t exploit Britney Spears again right now (since her own family is doing a good job of that) or the teenage girl accused of being the ringleader of a high school smackdown, Dr. Phil has turned to ripping off a sick, but popular popular reality show: The Moment of Truth. it’s been exposed how the good non-doc’s using a polygraph, a child molestation victim, and fancy graphics all in the name of ratings. It’s being rumored that Hillary might make a special appearance as one of the very first guests on Dr. Phil’s version of Moment of Truth, just to prove that all of her notorious “misspokens” were actually true!!

CLUB PENGUIN SECRET: LOGO OF THE SECRET PENGUIN WINTER TRIATHALON CLUB

BRITNEY’S CURRENT PET BEAVER

BRITNEY’S OTHER NEW BEAVER: JUSTIN BEAVER

(EMBARRASSED TO SHOW HIS TINY CROTCH)

BRITNEY’S OLD PET BEAVER: KEVIN BEAVER PERFORMING HIS SPECIAL XXX-RATED PRIVATE ARMPIT SHOW

(ON HIS PAY-PER-VIEW SITE…NOT A VERY PRETTY SIGHT!)

A BIT OF DARK HUMOR

Okay, so this posting is a joke, to an extent. Well, let’s just say that it’s partly truth and partly fiction. I made up this post for the sake of an argument, i. e. in order to point out the utter banality of some of the posts that have consistently been listed by WordPress as within the “Top-10 Posts” written, as compared to all of the postings published each day on the 500,000+ WordPress blogs. So my own title here included the titles of those “so-called Top-10 Posts.” Accordingly, in just one little title, I’ve served up: WordPress, WordPress Free Space, WordPress 10G Free Space, Club Penguin Secrets and Britney’s Beaver Pics (I just couldn’t lower myself to use the uber-popular “Britney’s Crotch Pictures” title, or the even more ludicrous “Britney Spears Crotch Mania”). Too late, I realized that I had overlooked another perennial “Top-10 Post”: Mary Kay (as in cosmentics). So instead of just a winning Trifecta, I actually could have had an absolutely astonishing Quadruple Winner. Here’s what my overlooked Quadruplar Winning Title could have been: How Mary Kay Won The WordPress 10G Free Space: With Club Penguin Secrets and Britney’s Crotch Pictures!

Who could resist clicking on that one? Certainly not me…. Why don’t all of you click, click, click, click…this post all the way up to THE VERY TOP of that fabulous WordPress List, just to substantiate or produce proof of, well, whatever or anything you want! Your very own anonymous sign of protest about something or anything in the world that you’re opposing right now!!

My own protest here has to do with the matter of how we think. Or don’t.