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Amy Poehler’s had a HARD day today…she’s been in labor. Like, all day. So…Amy won’t be doing any Palin Raps or Weekend Updates tonight. Poor Seth Myers is gonna have to anchor all by himself. That baby KNEW it was Saturday and was all “Oh NOOOOES!!!” Congratulations to Amy and hubby “Arrested Development’s” Will Arnett on the new baby boy Archie! 8 lbs, 1 ounce. Somebody give Amy a donut…pillow.
Remember, it was only ONE WEEK AGO when Amy did THIS!

Also, Snarkista just checked, and yes, she STILL wants Coldplay to come over and play. Very much.