Thursday, May 7, 2009

One hot dog, two cups

As Mick might have sung in his ode to the many types of girls in the world, some girls just wanna feed you processed meat from their cleavage.

Via totalprosports.com, we have this remarkable shaky video of a young lady who is starved for attention (but fully satiated otherwise) feeding what is alleged to be a hot dog (but looks like a turd) to a fellow denizen in the Rogers Centre's 500 level sometime this week.

This is why we sit in the 200's...the air quality up there makes people do really bizarre shit.

Good Morning, retarded Jays fans. The Nation is coming up on y'all. How did it feel to lose to the depleted Angels lat night? Even the crappy little Skankees beat those losers. THe Sox will crush the Jays in a couple of weeks. By the time , we meet your carriage will become a pumpkin. Your young pitching can't match up to Wake, Becks, Lester and Dice-K.

It might be a long season but we will crush your loser team where no one goe sto home games. But we sell out every home game. Enjoy this magic carpet ride because 5th place is coming up very soon. Make you share it comfortably with the Yankees.

This is so bizarre, a comments section without reference to male genitilia and no rampant racism.

You know, you have to be a special kind of pathetic to go to obscure (no offense) team blogs just to talk shit. You would think this guy has better things to do, but I guess with an accent that stupid and intelligence that lacking, no one wants to be his friend.