Actually, I split the pot with my little brother, but only after I showed him who's his daddy by refusing his invitation to draw at the beginning of head-to-head action (when I was down big) and stripping him down to his last black chip. I wiped my balls with the rest of those blackjack losers. (At least in the first tournie. In the second one, I was knocked out in the second hand.)

I just hope no one wiped their balls with my toothbrush. Always risky taking people's money in your own home.