30 comments to “EXCLUSIVE! Paris Hilton & River Viiperi Dating!”

That poor kid is going to catch the worst strain of super hybrid herpes the world has ever seen. But when you're dating Paris Hilton, you know what you're getting into and that you're kind of asking for it.

eew seriously what the fuck does he want with that old used tampon? she's not even attractive and frankly a total has been. Huge ugly feet, no tits and a pancake flat ass. thens theres her bimbo personality..

It must ne hard for this narcissitic fugly old used TAMPON to not be getting any attention anymore…her 15 minutes ended like 5 years ago, but she is still clinging on….funny - she and that HoHan broad are kinda from the same fame era, and now the only way they get media is when they are arrested for scoring drugs, getting into accidents, etc . ….so over these SKANKS. And, if she puts out another sex tape, it really is gonna be pathetic. Old Cokehead….Kathy - the mom - must be SO proud.

This is news? They should put this in scientific studies under; Proof men will hump anything. I think it is sick how these gigalos prostitute themselves like that…"no I'm sure he doesn't like young girls with big firm breasts and pretty faces"