"Honey, get the camera! Poopy's taking his first steps!"-Proud Parent of Poopy, Rejected

"I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!"-Murderous stick figure, Rejected

"On his journey, the Chosen One fought.And walked. And walked. And walked.And sometimes, drove.And occasionally, partied with the desert animals."-Narrator, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"I need Gopher-Chucks!"-The Chosen One, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Now wait a minute here. Did the Chosen One just punch a piece out of that guy?! I mean, it just came out in one huge chunk! I...I'm no doctor, but....but that doesn't even really seem possible! I mean, crap, man, what with body organs and the spine!..."-Narrator, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Notice the two symbols. One over here, and the other over there!"-Mushufasa, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Master Pain, what is the Evil Council's plan?""Oh, it is an evil plan. It is a bad, bad plan, that will hurt many, many people! That are good!"-Master Pain (Betty) and the Mayor, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Jokes at expense of giants make giant sad.""There can be only one grammar impaired sad giant!""....'Grammar impaired sad giant'?""Who the hell said that?""THE SULK!"-Giant, Red Mage, Princess Sara, and the Sulk, 8-Bit Theater

"When law and duty are one, united by religion, you can never become fully conscious, never fully aware of yourself. You are always a little less than an individual."-Paul Muad-Dib Atreides, Dune(Ok, so that was from a book. Shut up.)

"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.""here I have one for you""I'm not dead yet!""You will be soon.""I think I am getting better""No you aren't""I think I will take a walk""Sir, I dont think we can take him in this condition."(More talking)"Okay we'll take him" Hits old man over head with a clubMonty Python and the Holy Grail (something like that)

"Look they're break dance fighting"Zoolander

"Stop rhyming I mean it!""Does anybody want a peanut?" Princess Bride

"Zip-it, www. zip-it.com. Zip-it, Zip-it good" Austin Powers

The "Men in tights" song Robin Hood-Men in tights

"Little John!""What? I panicked" Robin Hood-Men in Tights

"Webbings Webbings, We are gabbered here tobay for da webbing of two people""Can you just skip to the end?""Do you tbake her to be yober lawbfully webbeded wibfe?""I do. Now Man and Wife Man and wife!""Man and Wibfe"Princess Bride

"He must be Royalty.""Why Do you say that?""He's the only one without s**te allover him."Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Old woman!""Man""excuse me?""You called me old woman. I am a man.""Excuse me but you looked like an old woman from behind""And I am not old"Holy Grail

"I am King Arthur, King of the Brits.""Of the Who?""The Brits.""I don't remember voting for you.""You dont vote for kings." (Goes on to talk about democracy and freedom)MP and the Holy Grail

"And they were forsed to eat Sir Robins Minsterals and there was MUCH rejoicing" "Yaaayy!"MP and the Holy Grail

"And three is the number thou shalt count, and thou shall count to the number three. Four thou shalt not count, nor shalt thou count to two unlesshe shall procede onto three"MP and the Holy Grail sorry so long. I like movies

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Trees!!!A tree fell in the forest. A man didn't hear it. He is now dead.