8. "They gave up 31 points to Troy and Brad Pitt wasn't the coach of that team."- Lee Corso

7. "Good timeout by Penn State...you may catch them in a ball handling situation."- Andre Ware

6. "The guys say he is so precious with the young boys."- Holly Rowe (Via Gangsta D)

5. "Think about playing quarterback here at USC: Carson Palmer wins a Heisman, Matt Leinart wins a Heisman, John David Booty has played very well, and now Mark Sanchez. It's like going out as a runway model after Heidi Klum." - Pat Haden (Via S2N)

4. "That one looked like you were ordering an omelet at breakfast it was so open."- Gary Danielson

3. "If he bobbles the ball at all, and it falls incomplete, it's over. You leave a timeout in your bag, the season — done." — Mike Patrick, in the final seconds of LSU's victory

UPDATE: Holy crap. I completely forgot Brad Nessler's "Breast Awareness" Comment! Mike Patrick falls to three because after viewing the tape there's definitely 4 seconds left on the clock. Those of you who see one second need more evidence to convince me.

The criticisms of the LSU play call are ridiculous. If you watch the play, he caught the ball with 5 seconds left. If he would have dropped that pass, there would have still been 5 seconds left, maybe 4. The problem came in where the refs didn't put the extra seconds back on the clock that the LSU scorekeepers shaved off the clock.

And I'm an LSU fan and I'm saying this.

And by the way, I thought it was even worse after the game when Holly Rowe asked Les Miles about the time out he called before that play (he didn't call time out before the play). Seriously, which game was she watching? That's why coaches don't take sideline reporters seriously.