when the time comes will you cry or smile
will you laugh with me or walk away
will you be the friend you said you where
will you prove me wrong and be there
or will every thing they siad was right
should i have trusted you?
sorry just a random poem/saying what i had to write down or i would of forgoten it
hope you like it hugs from me

happy new year :D
i had the best night ever i laugh for most of it with my grandma and then went and
watch the best fire works i've seen in a long time
i hope the rest of my year is like that night lolz
do you know what i think that the ppl who do the fire works make the best dances,
it to was wonderfull all the colours and shapes explodeing infront of you just to
fade and more colours take its place, and the sounds they make, o i love them thats
the best bit of the fire works is the sound they make you can feel them in your
heart, well i do any way i just love it ! :D

this is just me wishing you all a merry christmas
so ♥♥MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♥♥
hope the new year brings you joy and love
may your days be filled with light
as the sun shines brighter for you
♥

Dear you
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over . I think I
realized it When I tripped on peanut butter In your closet and
I saw Carve your initials into your "MY LITTLE PONEY" collection. I'm sure you're
Cowardly
enough to understand That your Ford sucks. I'm returning Your toe ring to
you, but I'll keep The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that
I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and I’m
off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Please don’t hurt me,
Hannah

Dear you
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over . I think I
realized it When I tripped on peanut butter In your closet and
I saw Carve your initials into your "MY LITTLE PONEY" collection. I'm sure you're
Cowardly
enough to understand That your Ford sucks. I'm returning Your toe ring to
you, but I'll keep The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that
I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and I’m
off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Please don’t hurt me,
Hannah
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and
I saw(4)(5) . I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning ( to
you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your dog
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August -When I threw up in your sock drawer
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December -When you smacked my ass
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken-In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – your "MY LITTLE PONEY" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/​Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-​fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings from your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck with the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
(hope you have with with it)

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
total= 3
[] You have run into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
total= 3
[] You have run into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have thesame
rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[]People have called you slow.
total so far= 8
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[]You just laughed.
total so far=8
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 10
[]You have eaten a bug.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
orpocket
total so far=13
[ ]You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
happen
to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[]You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling
total so far= 16
i think that pretty good lolz
Repost as “I’ve had __ of 39 Blonde Moments

wow see if you can spot the x's cause there aren't meany
Bucket List
place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not
This is for your Entire Life!
( ) Shot a gun

wow see if you can spot the x's cause there aren't meany
Bucket List
place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not
This is for your Entire Life!
( ) Shot a gun
( ) Gone on a blind date
( x ) Skipped school (cant count how meany times)
(X ) Watched something die (it was really sad)
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Alaska
( ) Been to Cuba
( ) Been to Europe(hopefully will go soonish)
( ) Been to Las Vegas
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been to Florida
( X ) Been on a plane(it gets boring after the 5th time)
( ) Been on a Cruise Ship
( ) Served on a Jury
( X ) Been lost (so many times its not funny)
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country (i wish)
( ) Gone to Washington, DC
( x ) Swam in the Ocean ( with jelly fishs, kill !the dam jelly fishs)
( X ) Cried yourself to sleep (sadly theres an x next to this one)
( x ) Played Cops and Robbers ( it wasn't that much fun and i think i was 5)
( ) Played Cowboys and Indians
( X) Recently colored with crayons (its so fun you should try it, it makes you feel
like a little kid :D )
( ) Sang Karaoke
( X )Paid for a meal with coins only (yep and payed for a dress that $28 with only
10cent peaces it was funny)
( X ) Made prank phone calls ( it didn't go to plan....... they new it was me the
meanys and didn't tell)
( x ) Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose( yep it was coffee never do
that its really bad and makes you look so silly)
( )Caught a snowflake on your tongue( that would be so fun i will have to do that)
( X )Danced in the rain (omg you have to do that its the best way to dance)
( x ) Written a letter to Santa Claus( the meany didn't reply)
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe( whats so good about being kiss under a
mistletoe it sounds like your being kissed under Mistle's toe that wouldn't smell to
good)
(x ) Watched the sunrise with someone ( it was to dam early)
( X ) Blown bubbles( and my dog went nuts and started try to eat them while they
where still in the air)
( ) Gone ice skating (i wish)
( ) Gone skiing
( x ) Camped out under the stars ( it was fun untill the owl started to hoot)
( X ) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away (and then i
remembered how to breath agian thank god for that)
( ) Are or have been married
( ) Have children
( x) Have a pet (a cat who die it was so sad but i do have a cat who still lives
and a dog :D)
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors ( i don't think i'll ever do that)
( x ) Been fishing ( ever got a cat fish they do mewo)
( x ) Been boating ( the best thing ever)
( ) Been water skiing
( x ) Been hiking( it was to dam hot to go hiking and like silly bum we still went)
( ) Been camping in a trailer/Rv
( ) Flown in a small 4-seater airplane
( ) Flown in a glider
( ) Been flying in a helicoptor
( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon(soooooooo want to do that)
( ) Been bunge-jumping (scary 0.0)
( ) Gone to a drive-in movie
( ) Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life (hopefully i wont
do any thing like that, hopefully)
( ) Been to Africa (i want to, i want to see an lion)
( ) Ever ride an elephant
( X )Ever eaten just cookies for dinner (Just ice cream, too!, its was great)
( ) Ever been on T.V.
( ) Ever steal any traffic signs(that would be so great)
( ) Ever been in a car accident( yes it was f-ing scary thank god for that tree or
we would off gone over a really big trop off)
thank you for trying to spot the x's with me :D
hope to see you next time *waves good bye*