My fridge and freezer are broken and I only have some dried stuff in and tins of stuff that won't really put together a decent meal. Local delivery places that are still open around here probably serve rats masquerading as fried chicken.

Fuck it, I'll go with the cheap pizza I bought a little earlier (and seriously, the local store didn't offer anything more appetising than that - I would kill Gagsy to have a Wawa within walking distance of where I live and then I could get myself a Philly cheesesteak or a big fresh sandwich whenever I fancied one).