Some people create things. Other people observe things. Some of us do both. Some of us use fabric markers to make custom tee-shirts.

I typically need a haircut.

Recently, I've rekindled an interest in basketball. I'm currently writing for a basketball blog. That's cool. If you like cool things.

I also love gossip. But don't we all?

I enjoy trimming my facial hair, but I am annoyed by shaving.

I think that arthropods at large are just the cutest. (especially beetles)

I am deeply in love with powder pink as a color, and would love nothing more than to have a pink GT-500 with white racing stripes.

I am intrigued by military history and technology, especially tanks and other WWII relicry.

I am immensely put off by the idea of anyone having to go to war.

I guess I'm agnostic, but I really think "N/A" would be more appropriate.

I love words and names that sound good, meaning notwithstanding. As you can imagine, Pynchon's names tickle me endlessly.

I like the idea of wishes that are already the case. It's better to get a wish granted than not.

If I could be any animal, I'd want to be a human.

Also, I like things that I hate.

What I’m doing with my life

Right now I'm working a stupid job to make ends meet, and writing on a basketball blog to make myself maybe have a career. It's fun and I'm writing about the Rockets, whom I love.

I might move to Houston one day to do that. Or I might not. I don't know. Why are you asking me so many questions? Why am I here?

I like to throw parties, because people bring booze and nowadays they even clean up after themselves.

I’m really good at

Ok, this section is BS. I looked at what I listed and feel like an arrogant turd. I'd rather list off things I like to do. Is that ok? Will the okc gods smite me? Hopefully not.

I like to write, especially prose. I like to draw, especially stupid anime lookin' character sketches. I like video games, especially RPGs and tactics games. Drinking is really fun, unless you puke, so I make sure I don't do that. And talking to people is pretty great, because then you can learn new stuff, like that a person is cool, or that scorpions exist, or something.

The first things people usually notice about me

There is nothing to notice about me. My hair is hair colored and my eyes are eye colored and my flesh is Caucasian dude colored. Ive got a beard colored beard sometimes.

I guess people might notice my hair, which I bleach sometimes.

But don't notice my overbite, please. Thanks.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Does anybody read this? I know I don't. What the hell do I care if someone likes or doesn't like Stephen King? I mean, I guess you can look for some sort of red flags. Like if someone put "rotting meat" or "X-men 3" or something.

Very most notable things? Arrested Developent and Joss Whedon's work at large. Parks and Recreation is somehow the best show on TV right now. Chiptunes music and Red Snapper (the band). Casino Royale and Good Night and Good Luck. Mexico food.

My red flags? I own a copy of Josie and the Pussycats and that movie makes me a happy person. I watched a season of America's Next Top Model. I like anime. I can't stand Jazz. I'll eat almost anything. I play MMOs sometimes. Run. Run now.

The six things I could never do without

My family. It's trite, but I'm not gonna lie.

My small cadre of close friends. Same story.

Communication. I need to talk to people. All the time. Warning: If I like you I will try to talk to you all the time.

Something to do. I get bored easily. Thankfully, there's lots of stuff!

Lively debate. I want to be proven wrong, and I want it to be done right. Let's scrap.

Scorpions. I have to eat three an hour or I'll die.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Ethics.

Worrying.

Superpowers.

Socialism and/or the demise of monetary currency.

Game theory in sports, vidya games, politics, etc.

Social interactions.

Boobs.

Just kidding; who cares about ethics?

On a typical Friday night I am

Awake. Writing an article.

Probably drinking next to the fireplace, remembering the old century and twirling my mustache.

Can't promise much more than that, really.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I own a lightsaber. In fact, two of them. What's the point of having blue without green? Dual wielding is important.

You should message me if

You think lightsabers are cool, but you don't care about the rest of star wars. If you know what Coco★Tapioca is. If you have strong opinions about all three of: (1) Income inequality (2) Moral Realism (3) Darko Millicic.

If you know what "activity partners" even means. Look. I just have no idea what that is, ok?