And if His eyes were pretty glazedIf He looked spaced-outWould you buy His storyWould you believe He had an eye infectionAnd yeah yeahGod looks bakedYeah yeahGod smells goodYeah yeah yeah yeah yeahWhat if God smoked cannabisHit the bong like some of usDrove a tidy micro-busAnd He subscribes to Rolling StoneWhen God made this placeIn the beginning, did he plant any seedsOr did he put them there for Adam and EveSo they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offeringAnd yeah yeahGod rolls greatYeah yeahGod smells goodYeah yeah yeah yeah yeahWhat if God smoked cannabisDo you 'spose He had a buzzWhen He made the platypusWhen He created both our homesDoes He like Pearl Jam or the StonesAnd do you think He rolls His ownUp there in heaven on the throneAnd when the saints go marching homeMaybe He sits and smokes a bone