Category Archives: Politics

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: I did no research about any recent shooters and whether or not they obtained weapons legally or otherwise to kill innocent people. I’m not obligated to do anything I don’t want to. Feel free to research your favorite shooter and attempt to argue with me about violent criminals. You will lose that argument for sure!

For quite some time now, the Barack Fucking Hussein Obama administration has been attempting to impose stricter gun control in the United States.

Why?

Because every once in a while, some nutjob, who, more often than not illegally possesses firearms, will shoot up a school, mall or movie theater. 107% of the time, these attacks occur at locations where this type of sign is present…

…well DUH! If I were a gun wielding wacko I certainly wouldn’t attempt to inflict terror on an establishment if there was a possibility someone inside could SHOOT ME!

So after 1,866 days of Barack Fucking Hussein Obama essentially forcing communism on this country I love, let’s look to our communist friends in China for a little guidance, shall we?

In the People’s Republic of China, private citizens are not allowed to possess firearms… most likely to prevent suicide since most Chinese people make 17 cents an hour assembling iPhones or LeBron’s latest shoes. Hell, they even have nets outside their facilities to “catch” potential jumpers…

…Anyway, no guns allowed in China, so no shootings, right? Absolutely!

How is terror inflicted in China since no one can have guns? Knives people…

A group of knife-wielding assailants assaulted people at a train station in southwestern China on Saturday in what authorities described as a “terrorist attack” in which at least 27 people were killed and 109 others injured, China’s official Xinhua News Agency reported.

So lemme get this straight. Removing guns from law abiding citizens does NOT prevent acts of violence?

Shocking!

Remember, people, someone who wants to hurt people will find any possible way they can to do so, whether it be bombs, guns or steak knives.

Like this:

Back in 2007, some douchebag named Al Gore quoted a nutty ass climate scientist in saying that by NOW, 2013, the North Polar icecap would be gone.

Unsurprisingly, it’s not.

It’s actually at it’s highest level since 2006! Also, NASA satellite images show that the Arctic polar icecap has grown 60% from last year to this year!

Oh.. and it’s no better if ya go down south and check out the Antarctic ice. The amount of south pole ice is at a 35 year high!

So we’ve got increased ice coming from the north AND the south! What is going on here, folks?

I think I’ve got it figured out! See, these “climate scientists” have an interesting way of collecting and then presenting data. They’ll manipulate select the data they want to use, throw it into a spreadsheet and then form a model based on that data. It’s their projections that are insane!

They’ll say shit like, “Back in the year 1,300 the temperatures were…” WHAT? You all got a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor strapped to it that we don’t know about? Temperatures have only been recorded for like the last 200 years… Most of these scientific (scientists receiving money from Obama various governments, by the way) projections are pure bullshit!

I figured I’d do my own research because I don’t trust these scientists… I put on my climate scientist hat and went to work! What I found based on my research was absolutely shocking.

We’re all gonna be dead… soon!

Date

Temp (F)

Snow

5-Dec

42

0

6-Dec

28

3

7-Dec

14

7

8-Dec

0

11

9-Dec

-14

15

10-Dec

-28

19

11-Dec

-42

23

12-Dec

-56

27

13-Dec

-70

31

14-Dec

-84

35

15-Dec

-98

39

16-Dec

-112

43

17-Dec

-126

47

18-Dec

-140

51

19-Dec

-154

55

20-Dec

-168

59

21-Dec

-182

63

22-Dec

-196

67

23-Dec

-210

71

24-Dec

-224

75

25-Dec

-238

79

As you can see in my chart above, yesterday it was 42 degrees around here and there was no snow. Temperatures dropped overnight, though, and it was 28 degrees on the way home according to my Jetta! The snow started flying a few hours ago….

Based on my research, these trends WILL continue and, come Christmas, the temperature will be around minus 238 degrees and we’ll have received nearly six and a half feet of snow!

So cuddle up folks! Shit’s about to get really cold…and snowy! Unless I’m wrong!

I really don’t like writing about politics on here. Politics are so damn ugly and have the potential to mar this beautiful website; I’d rather talk about sexy stuff like exotic dancers, or NFL football or hot girls driving 10,000 HP funny cars…

I’m gonna start with a football analogy. Last year the Cleveland Browns were an inept football team. Couldn’t run… couldn’t pass… Was it necessarily because of the players? I don’t believe so. Cleveland had a horrible coaching staff…. Head coach Pat Fucking Shurmer didn’t know how to make his team work together; he forced his system onto the athletes instead of playing to their strengths. The result? A shitty team with shitty results…

It was a lack of good leadership that killed the Browns the last year and years before…

Let’s talk politics now…

On January 20th of 2009, the ultimate douchebag, Barack Fucking Hussein Fucking Obama, took office as the President of this wonderful country. Shit’s gone downhill since then…

He’s got a team, 535 members of Congress, that he couldn’t manage if his life, or this country, depended on it. His job is to make that team work together, yet he forces his system onto all of ’em. Special interests are lifted up, while common interests are crushed. What we have is a shitty team with shitty results….

The democrats blame the republicans and vice versa. It’s a vicious cycle when none of them have a real leader. The result is a government shutdown.

Fucking Obama will continue to blame Congress for his shortfalls as a leader….

Like this:

My children attend Brunswick schools, which are public schools and in case you didn’t know, public schools employ union teachers. They’re all members of the American Federation of Teachers, led by this guywoman person…

… Randi Weingarten. Here’s a fun fact: Randi makes over $400,000 a year as a union leader! That’s like 9 times the average teacher’s salary in this country! That’s some nice coin!

Another AFT fun fact: Leaders and their sheep-like members contribute heavily to (and obviously vote for) Democrat politicians, including this current administration that’s about to start a shitstorm by attacking Syria (and Russia & China by association).

Oh well, right? The above weren’t the points I wanted to make while writing this.

The American Federation of Teachers claims to be a “A Union of Professionals” on their website. Well here’s an example of how professional one of their members are. I received the following email the other day:

Hi,

I am writing to let you know that Alexis did not turn in his problem of the week. It was due Friday and counts as a take home quiz and counts for 6 points. There will be 5 of these types of assignments this quarter. They will end up being the equivalent of one test. Should your son/daughter choose to not do the other four assignments when they are issued, it will be extremely difficult for him to earn a decent grade this quarter.

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns.

Gratefully,

Mr. Deebagh

Couple things to point out about this email…

The daughter mentioned in the email was in his class three years ago.

He referred to her as a male.

So I replied…

Hi Mr. Deebagh,

You’re referring to Brooke, correct? We worked on some homework Thursday evening, and I believe she completed it. We’ll make sure to touch base with her to find out what happened.

Thanks for the heads up.

Here is his reply…

Ty for the correction, sorry for that.

Sometimes the former student’s memory is so fresh that I have to reprogram myself. Alexis can still receive partial credit if I receive it tomorrow.

Gratefully,

Mr. Deebagh

DUDE! You really just said, “Ty for the correction…”? Type the words out, man! We’re not texting, here, and even if we were I’d expect proper spelling and grammar from a member of a “union of professionals.” Then you screwed up again by naming the wrong child; a child that was, again, in your class three years ago!

Turns out, Brooke DID turn the assignment in on Friday and Mr. Deebagh was merely “confused.”

I don’t wanna hear shit from anyone about athletes being divas and demanding more money after making millions. First of all, athletes don’t get any sort of contract from any team unless they perform at their highest level, unless they’re like Colt McCoy or Braylon Edwards…

Secondly, the money being fought over by professional athletes and the teams they represent is a pool created by people spending it to watch the respective sports. We spend a lot of money to watch sports, whether it be at a live event or by watching it on television. Lots of money to go around there!

A quick thought on labor unions. Decades ago, unions were absolutely necessary to protect workers from hazardous workplace conditions and make sure wages were fair…

NOWADAYS….

Unions are dirtbag political organizations that milk their sheep members for millions of dollars so their leaders can make huge salaries! The heads of the two biggest teachers unions, Randi Weingarten (American Federation of Teachers) and Dennis Van Roekel (National Education Association) make around $500,000 apiece per year…

So what about the situation in Strongsville? Like I said, the teachers’ union is arguing with the school board about TAXPAYER money, not peoples’ expendable entertainment money… It’s a limited pool of cash to go around to placate these union members making annual salaries ranging from $35,000 (rookies) to $101,000 (veterans). Their median income is $68,000…

What are these “teachers” fighting for?

MAXIMUM working days at 184 (that’s a pay range of $21 to $56 per hour). Normal workers like myself work like 255 days a year!

MAXIMUM share of health insurance cost at 15%. Taxpayers pay the other 85%.

CAP their monthly health insurance premiums at $200 for a family. Taxpayers pay the rest.

MAXIMUM share of dental insurance cost at 0%. Taxpayers pay the other 100%.

MAXIMUM regular pay increases based on tenure, notperformance. They want the pay freezes that were instituted in 2011 to essentially be erased now.

How many of the above bullet points had anything to do with students? Yep… None of ’em did… These union teachers walked off the job in Strongsville; turned their backs on their students. Hell, a couple of ’em have been arrested the last couple days because of their violent behavior.

Why should we call the teachers who stepped up and chose to provide an education to the children of Strongsville “scabs”? “Scabs” is a term that is pushed by unions to make their non-union counterparts seem less effective; less educated.

Y’all don’t have to be a member of a union to be educated… I consider myself to possess above average intelligence and have never worked for a union in which dues were collected from me that paid for union bosses’ salaries or political action committees…

In case you haven’t noticed, there are a lot of job seekers these days; many of them qualified teachers.

As qualified as these teachers may be, however, the children are distracted. Lots of ’em are being kept home by their liberal parents while the smart parents are making their children go, only to witness their picketing teachers block buses and cars from getting onto school properties… Unbelievable!

Strongsville wants to put a $3.5 million levy on the ballot this fall, so they can continue to afford these union lunatics.

Now ya know why Ohio Governor John Kasich pushed for Senate Bill 5 a couple years ago, which would’ve prevented these public employees from striking… When states and localities are broke, something needs to be done about the power that unions have…

Senator Rand Paul from Kentucky has been trying, since January, (Links: JAN, FEB 12th, FEB 20th) to get a straight answer from doofus’ President Obama’s nominee to be Director of the C.I.A., John Brennan, regarding the legality and constitutionality of the U.S. government using lethal force, including drone strikes, on Americans and in U.S. territory, without trial. There were many other inquiries on those letters I linked to, but the big news is the issue mentioned above.

Well yesterday, both John Brennan and Attorney General Eric Holder responded to Senator Ryan. Brennan’s response was half assed at best and Holder’s was actually quite scary…

Let’s start with John Brennan’s response… Hell, I’ll just stick the .pdf of the letter right here…

He just blew Senator Ryan off to other departments and said, “I would have no “power” to authorize such operations.” Okay then!

Why does the government still send letters, by the way? Seriously. Email that shit! Y’all can have a conversation finished in like 10 minutes. Not weeks!

Like I said, murderous douchebag Attorney General Eric Holder responded as well and the shit he said is pretty scary… Here’s a picture of Holder’s letter to Senator Paul.

Soooo… after someone asks you, Mr. Holder, about if, “the President has the power to authorize lethal force, such as a drone strike, against a U.S. citizen on U.S. soil, and without trial,” you dismiss his question as entirely hypothetical right before you say, “It is possible, I suppose…”

Simply put, Obama is a fuckin’ drone jockey and no one in his administration regime can just say, “No. he’s not…”

I’d like to say this regime is this….

…. but they ain’t. These dudes are calculated…

Oh yeah, if y’all don’t hear from me any more, then the regime snuffed me out!

Anyone who knows anything about politics knows that Democrats have their crazy socialist needs, while Republicans have sound, pro-business ideas they want to implement.

One of the hats the President wears is one that requires him to get “both sides of the aisle” to work together to take care of this country. Well, when the President is an irrational douchebag, bad things happen.

Apparently, because of Obama’s lack of ability to unite, automatic government spending cuts have started. And one of those cuts appears to be the United States Navy’s flight demonstration team, the Blue Angels..

This pains me because I’ve always been a very patriotic American, a fan of the Blue Angels and our military in general. Hell, when I was 18, I was this close to getting into the Air Force… I’d passed the written & physical tests but opted not to sign because I had a hot red headed girlfriend with big boobs and chose her over serving my country. Ultimately, however, she cheated on me and I scrapped the idea of going to the military altogether… Not a day goes by that I don’t kick myself in the ass for making the wrong decision…

So why the hell is this the topic of Sexy Saturday?

Because the hardware that the Navy uses is incredibly sexy and turns me on…

… I remember going to the Cleveland Air Show when I was younger and the Navy used the old A-4 Skyhawks for the Blue Angels…

… Those were pretty cool aircraft when you’re 10 years old, but when they switched to the F-18 Hornet…. shit got real!

… The F18 is head and shoulders above the little, slower A4! It’s performance is just fantastic…

THIS is sexy… to me at least!

… And so is this…

… and holy crap. THIS!

God….DAMN… did I miss my calling! I would’ve been a fantastic fighter pilot! Of course I’m a great software salesman, but flying fighter jets is just a little bit cooler! I watch the following video and cry like a baby, because I never chased my dreams the way I should’ve…

~ Dreams… Van Halen ~

Anyway…. that’s what’s sexy to me today. As much as I like the female ass, the F18 is way sexier today…. Sorry!

I ordered an autographed edition of Charlie Daniels Band’s new CD, Hits of the South….

It didn’t really scan well…

…. and I was all excited when it was delivered Tuesday… I ripped open the packaging and took it over to show Frank The Mayor of Funtown and he asks, “Did it come with a certificate of authenticity?” Man… way to burst my bubble.. because there was no accompanying literature to validate the autograph! It’s real, though, because Charlie Daniels wouldn’t scam me… he’s too good of a fella!

C.D.B. does fall into the country genre that I’ve been hooked on lately, but they’re way more than that. They’re also considered southern rock and outlaw country like David Allan Coe… only Charlie Daniels is a bit cleaner than Mr. Coe in that he doesn’t sing about weed and fuckin’ as much as he does about politics… more on that in a bit…

Let’s start with his early career…

Did y’all know that in 1962 Charlie co-wrote a song with his friend and record producer Bob Johnson, It Hurts Me, that was eventually recorded by Elvis in 1964? Here’s Charlie talking about the single:

Elvis came to town. He picked it [the demo] up and held it for almost a year in what was called his portfolio. You know, they’d pick songs out for Elvis and when he’d go in to record, he’d review them, and if he liked it, he’d do it. So anyway, he recorded it, and it was by far, the biggest thing that had ever happened to me in my life.

Charlie also, as a session musician, played bass on a few Bob Dylan albums in ’69 and ’70… pretty cool, eh?

The first of his own hits came in 1973; and it’s freakin’ awesome…

~ Uneasy Rider ~

There are some good political jabs in there! Last month, I saw someone do this tune at karaoke… Dude did a pretty good job!

Getting a little more political now… Well, let’s call it patriotic!

Here’s a tune he wrote to describe the unity of all Americans following the Iran hostage crisis…

~ In America ~

That’s prolly the only song that doesn’t bother me with the mention of Pittsburgh Steelers fans..

In 1982, Daniels released the following single, which portrays the pain and suffering experienced by a typical Vietnam veteran a decade after the war…

~ Still in Saigon ~

Charlie Daniels maintains a blog, for 13 years now, in which he primarily discusses political issues. It’s his Soapbox (click that link to check it out). I recommend that you liberals not read it, but all you smart people should… and bookmark it!

The first I ever heard of Charlie Daniels Band was when I was my youngest daughter’s age. That tune was Devil Went Down to Georgia. I remember singing it in the car with my sisters back then…

~ Devil Went Down to Georgia ~

Holy shit! Charlie Daniels was 72 for that performance and he totally kicked ass! And did you see his big ass belt buckle? DAMN! That’s some impressive hardware.

That tune remains, to this day, one of my favorite ever! I did not know about the musical references within it, however, until searching for material for this post.

Everyone knows the basic meaning of the song… Good vs. Evil; the devil tries to steal Johnny’s soul by challenging him to a fiddle playing contest. Should Johnny win, he get’s a golden fiddle… but if he loses, the devil gets his soul. Now when it comes Johnny’s turn in the contest, the lyrics in that verse make reference to four different songs.

1. Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
2. The devil’s in the house of the risin’ sun.
3. Chicken in the bread pan, pickin’ out dough.
4. Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

Check this out:

“Fire on the mountain, run boys, run” is from Fire on the Mountain, a traditional bluegrass fiddle song dating back to the early 1900s. It was recorded by Bill Monroe who is considered to be the “Father of Bluegrass”

“The devil’s in the house of the risin’ sun” refers to The House of the Rising Sun, which is a traditional American folk song recorded in 1938 by Roy Acuff, who was a huge country star from the 1930s through the ’60s… and a popular fiddle player.

“Chicken in the bread pan, pickin’ out dough,” from what I can tell, is basically square dance lingo…

“Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no” is another folk song from the late 1930s.

The cool thing is that the last two lines, though originating in different fiddle tunes, are featured together in a song by Bob Wills titled Ida Red (Skip to the 1:10 mark to see for yourself. I recommend it because it’s some old ass music!)…

… and Bob Wills is widely credited as being the originator of western swing music!

Ultimately, what Charlie Daniels did in four short lines paid homage to not only fiddle music in general, but to the great fiddle players who came before him and were obviously inspirations to him!

Today is a pretty slow sports day for us football fans. We’re right in the middle of the two week dry spell between the Conference Championships and Super Bowl 47.

While I’m writing this, the girls and I are watching women’s college gymnastics between Alabama and LSU. LSU’s Lloimincia Hall just ripped off a fantastic floor exercise featuring this awesome move… (ya may have to click the image to see the execution).

I didn’t look it up, but she may be one of LSU’s runningbacks! She’s actually really good, though LSU just lost…

Yeah, there is an NFL football “game” tonight; it’s called the Pro Bowl and it’s a stupid game. Let me clarify that. It’s a stupid game to watch. In an effort to avoid injury, players largely avoid significant contact; a staple of the NFL.

Keep in mind, NFL players are part of a union and, as most union workers, they are inherently lazy when working outside of their contracts. Players’ contracts only allow them paychecks during the regular 16 game season, so they make like $100,000 and up a week for 16 weeks. Once in the playoffs, and off their union contracts, they still bust their asses for a chance to get into the Super Bowl, making merely $22,000 a game.

But tonight’s game doesn’t count for anything… ‘cept cash! Losers each get $22,500 and winners get $45,000… That’s it!

However, it remains an honor for the players who are voted into the Pro Bowl by us fans, the coaches and the players themselves to play in tonight’s game.

Like I said, they won’t play hard and, because of that, no one will get concussed, which leads me to my next topic.

“President” Barack Obama stopped ruining the economy and leading us to war with Russia, China, North Korea and Syria for a few minutes to focus on football injuries, specifically concussions.

In a recent interview with some rag called “The New Republic,” Barry was posed the following question statement:

Sticking with the culture of violence, but on a much less dramatic scale: I’m wondering if you, as a fan, take less pleasure in watching football, knowing the impact that the game takes on its players.

For starters, football is a violent sport and it always has been! Here’s douchebag’s Obama’s answer, with my commentary, of course…

I’m a big football fan, but I have to tell you if I had a son, I’d have to think long and hard before I let him play football.

Yeah, let him be a drone operator instead, so he can kill hundreds of innocent victims every month like you have done the last four years… If you had a son and he wants to play football, you let him play. Boys love playing football. Some of them get really good at it and get scouted & picked up by high schools, colleges and, ultimately, drafted by the NFL. They then sign lucrative contracts to play the game on the biggest stage!

And I think that those of us who love the sport are going to have to wrestle with the fact that it will probably change gradually to try to reduce some of the violence.

Ah, yes! The continuation of the pussification of America! Go watch volleyball, douche!

In some cases, that may make it a little bit less exciting, but it will be a whole lot better for the players, and those of us who are fans maybe won’t have to examine our consciences quite as much.

Like you ever examine your conscience? And, again, the players signed up for it, violence and all!

I tend to be more worried about college players than NFL players in the sense that the NFL players have a union, they’re grown men, they can make some of these decisions on their own, and most of them are well-compensated for the violence they do to their bodies.

Of course you’re more “worried” about the non unionized players. I’m sure your administration has put in countless calls to the NCAA in an effort to unionize them!

You read some of these stories about college players who undergo some of these same problems with concussions and so forth and then have nothing to fall back on. That’s something that I’d like to see the NCAA think about.

They DO have something to fall back on you idiot! Their education! These dudes are picked up by some very expensive schools just to play football! And their education is free! Maybe the fact that they choose “boiling water” as their major is something the NCAA should look into, but they won’t! The reason the NCAA is such a powerful force is because of the football programs they oversee, not the aforementioned women’s gymnastics!

Neither of those statements address the real issue: the person pulling the trigger because, as I hope you’re aware, guns don’t pull their own triggers! I KNOW, that all changes when Skynet becomes self aware…

Cameron… The sexy Terminator

…but we’re not at that point… yet!

Let me compare the above silly comment to a recent ban that was enacted in New York.

New York seems to think, “Less soda = less fat people.” Oh, I’m not makin’ that up, read the article HERE! The government can’t trust the people with their sodas, so they take ’em away!

By the way, anyone reading this thinking that I’ve crossed over to the dark side by writing “SODA” instead of “POP”; I haven’t! I was concerned that the liberals reading this might read “POP” and misinterpret it as gunfire, thus hiding under their MacBook Air or dropping their iPads, iPods or iPhones!

Silly libs… POP!

One last thing before I get into some sexy people wielding weapons. I know several legal, responsible gun owners; one of which has an arsenal that John Rambo would jerk off to! Everything I’ve read that the President is proposing to control guns will affect those people.

Nothing he is proposing will stop the crazy mass murderers from getting their crazy on, and killing innocent people.

Okay… let’s go! (Click to embiggen!)

And here are some for the ladies and men who like men…

Speaking of John Rambo, here’s one of the best clips form First Blood Part 2:

AAAHHHHH that scene gets me so FIRED UP! …. and for most of it, Rambo doesn’t even have a gun, but loogit all the violence!