7. If we don’t intervene, those knockout Ukraine girls will “leave the West behind” – and we don’t want our behinds left, do we?

6. Ukraine is Europe’s leading producer of two critically-important natural resources: debt and poverty.

5. The two sides of Ukraine hate each others’ guts, so why don’t we
go over there and stand between them and let them both shoot at us?

4. The coup we supported was financed by Zionist Jewish oligarchs and
led by Nazis, which presents an outstanding opportunity to continue to
promote Zio-Nazi cooperation – bringing two old enemies together to make
a fresh start hating somebody else…such as Arabs, Russians, Persians,
and Muslims.

2. After our brilliant successes in Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, what could possibly go wrong?

1. Intervening in Ukraine could solve a wide array of problems –
debt, recession, racism, gridlock, poverty, drug abuse, unemployment,
illegal immigration, partisanship, political corruption – by triggering
World War III and eliminating the root cause of all of these issues:
namely, human life.