I know it's only tangentially related, but I feel a need to share this article with you all. If I'm going to be perpetually headdesking until 2020 at the earliest, I feel I shouldn't do it alone. How can you still doubt Trump's intelligence?

Apparently the fact that Trump doesn't actually have tapes of conversations with James Comey cancels out all the truly damning stuff James Comey has already said. Heck, maybe it magically cancels out all the stuff Donald Trump has actually said. Most criminals can't keep their stories straight for at least five minutes.