User talk:Cs1987

For millions of years mankind lived just like the animalsThen something happenend which unleashed the power of our imaginationWe learned to talk

There's a silence surrounding me
I can't seem to think straight
I'll sit in the corner
No one can bother me
I think I should speak nowWhy won't you talk to me
I can't seem to speak nowYou never talk to me
My words won't come out rightWhat are you thinking
I feel like I'm drowning What are you feeling
I'm feeling weak now Why won't you talk to me
But I can't show my weakness You never talk to me
I sometimes wonder What are you thinking
Where do we go from here What are you feeling

It doesn't have to be like thisAll we need to do is make sure we keep talking

Why won't you talk to me
I feel like I'm drowningYou never talk to me
You know I can't breathe nowWhat are you thinking
We're going nowhereWhat are you feeling
We're going nowhere

Why won't you talk to meYou never talk to meWhat are you thinkingWhere do we go from here

It doesn't have to be like thisAll we need to do is make sure we keep talking

Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though!Thanks again!

give me some feedback coz i heard you are aussie like me!--Pooh the hat 11:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah...I don't really know anything about Chris Lawrence, but at least I do know some stuff about rugby league. I'd say the main problems with your article is that it is too short, has no images and doesn't refer enough to his rugby career. Making funny or satirical references to real events in his life and career is very important, because it is the only thing that distinguishes your article from other biographical articles.

Re [1]... Ah... I did not know about the 1 month rule, I thought there was no limit on time. I guess I missed the reference to that somehow, though I'm sure I have seen it happen (Mr Winkler???)... I did think that if an article was very new it should be QVFD or ICU rather than VFD, but I guess there is no harm in a VFD nom. I added the VFDc tag for ya. As Poopsmith, I don't think I'm really meant to do that as it really is part of the keep process, but I guess it's cool... Cheers. MrN19:15, Apr 3

Actually, I don't think the 1 month "rule" is written anywhere, but we do generally abide by it. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 05:44, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU![1]

Aw man, what a gyp - protected userpage. I understand it and all, it just means I don't get to add {{User:Tom mayfair/Template:VoteWHotM}} to it... Still, I have nominated you for this prestige award for your innovative forum topic. I trust you will treat this nom with the seriousness it deserves... --SirU.U.Esq.VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee10:21, Apr 17

To be honest, I don't have any suggestions to make. While I don't think it's feature worthy, I don't really know how you could make it feature worthy either. So, yeah, I'm probably not the right person to ask. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 06:09, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm not looking to make feature worthy, I did, however, want your feedback on whether the article was better, worse or on par with the one that was deleted. DameGUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 14:08, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, well, yeah, your's is definitely better. The previous version had to be deleted IMO, whereas your's is a definite keeper. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 01:44, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

I like your Chicken 2 article and was thinking of doing some semi-heavy editing to it. But I'm here asking for permission first because I vaguely remember you saying on some forum post or something that were particularly fond of that article, so I'm gonna hold off on desecrating it until I get the okay sign from you. I don't have any specific ideas now but thought I might take a shot at it sometime when I feel inspired. --So So 11:27, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Sure, just as long as you keep the same basic idea for the article, otherwise you might as well write a different article. It also has the potential for some great images, if anyone can be bothered making them. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 01:43, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, like I said, I like the article so I don't want to deviate from the the basic idea. Otherwise I would just make that separate article. Either way, you can always revert or adjust to how you like it. Thanks. --So So 16:33, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Editing complete (mostly). Input? Reverts? Additions? One thing we need to fix is whether it should be capitalized "Chicken 2" throughout or not. I'll leave that up to you. Also, the new image was crudely made by me and I'm thinking of requesting to have the original made more realistic if you think it's a good idea for an image. Let me know what you think. --So So 09:50, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Great stuff. Yeah, the MS Paint style chicken in the first image isn't great, so you probably should put it on RadX's corner. I don't have any other suggestions to make, although some people have suggested the title should be changed to "Chicken 2.0", which would mean we need to edit Zombiebaron's image. I wouldn't mind it being changed, but I just can't be bothered. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 06:27, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Pic has already been made (thanks to Under user) and is up. I'm pretty indifferent either way about the "2.0" change too. Anyway, thanks for letting me mess with it. I might put it up on VFH later. --So So 11:47, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Cs1987, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter09:03, Jul 28

I believe you just need to put [[Category:Blahblahblah]] at the bottom of the template page, and that automatically puts the category on any pages it goes on. If that fails, try <includeonly>[[Category:Blahblahblah]]</includeonly>. Put <noinclude> around categories you don't want to include in pages the template is on. See Template:AustralianUser for an example. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 23:58, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Can we become active again? Shall I pay you good money and dance naked on top of your desk? Shall I ask Sannse to do to? ~ 08:45, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Any of the above would be fine. Honestly, I'm not bothered. Anyway, I did something stupid (getting a full time job), and it has been having a serious effect on my internet life. I am planning a comeback, though. Just watch me. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 08:52, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Imma watching you! ~ 09:05, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Damn, I was trying reverse psychology there. But I am still planning a comeback. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 09:09, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, thanks for the UotY vote - it seriously means a lot to finish runner up to that unstoppable spinning jew star feller. I note with sadness you've joined us in the ranks of the gainfully employed - my condolences. I hope you do manage to effect a glorious return some time soon, the place isn't the same without you! --UU - natter17:33, Feb 1

In Recognition Of Cs1987's discerning taste in fine varieties of tea as well as in other matters, Syndrome formally acknowledges that this user is of a good heritage, and would make an excellent potential mate.

BLUE SCROTUM AWARD
Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.