"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," the supermodel and actress tells Britain's The Sun on Sunday.

"Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up," she confesses of her two biggest assets.

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At least twice a day she wishes she were smaller up top, Upton, 21, admits. "But the grass is always greener, as they say!"

If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D's.

I feel you, girl. I mean, big boobs are awesome, but big clip-on boobs would be ten times more awesome. Someone should get on that. We sent a man to the moon and we still don't have clip-on boobs?? Unacceptable.