19. If she'd used a paper seat protector, the glue would've made it look wet & she wouldn't have sat...

... down at all without trying to wipe it dry.

NOT her fault, however, that some sick practical joker caused her such injury and such humiliation.

I still think Robert Heinlein had it right:

A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest. ~Lazarus Long~