8.) Dodge Dart Registry

7.) Subaru's Dashcam Dog

I purposely try to stay away from any brand that uses animals to sell a product. Chances are, if you need an animal, your product has nothing good for you to tout about it. Animals are the easiest way to get gullible people to go, "Awwww. That was cute." Great, so now you'll go and buy it because there was an animal? That's why I can't stand half of the Super Bowl ads now. There are too many animals.

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