We've seen a lot of pseudodong in our day, but it's about time we went green. From the New York Botanical Garden comes this fine phallic specimen.

Cucurbita moschata is a hardy little plant, able to thrive in the warmer temperatures of the Mid-Atlantic and Southern United States. It includes a number of squashes and pumpkins that are no strangers to the average plate, and it can also look like a penis.