I think you should make Homestar say
stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!

Sincerely,
Kevin Grumbles

{Strong Bad grumbles instead of saying the word "Grumbles".}

STRONG BAD:{typing} Uh, you don't really have to MAKE Homestar say stupid stuff, {grumbles again as he types "Grumbles"}, that's the guy's bread n' butter. Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard. No, the REAL challenge is to get Homestar to say something intelligent. {He clears the screen and continues typing.} If I can do that, then you owe me a batch of your special Grumblecakes. And if I fail, then I'll quit stealing the bricks from your house, one by one. {quickly} Deal? Deal.

{Strong Bad goes to get up from his chair and Homestar Runner is leaning over his shoulder.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{quietly} Hi, Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD:{surprised} Ah, geez! Homestar!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think I can do that. {attempts to look shifty and cunning} What's in it for me?

STRONG BAD:{annoyed} Half a Grumblecake!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. Okay, here goes. A—

STRONG BAD: No wait, put this stuff on. It'll add to the illusion.

{Strong Bad gives Homestar Runner a white lab coat, black-rimmed glasses with masking tape, and a test tube. Homestar uses the test tube as if it was a microphone and he was interviewing Strong Bad.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!

STRONG BAD: You sure do, stupid. Now say something.

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{smugly} And I'm standing on one foot!

STRONG BAD:{urging} Come on, say something smart! You can do it!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Science!

STRONG BAD: Uh, that's pretty good. Keep going!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Science again! I said science again!

STRONG BAD: Let's move away from science. Try math.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Plus two.

STRONG BAD: Okay, this isn't going—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hundred!

STRONG BAD:{groans} I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes! Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies... If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer! {clears throat} I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?

STRONG BAD: What?! What the crap just happened?! Is it possible that I was just... outsmarted by Homestar Runner?! {typing, shouting, and raising his fist} I'LL GET YOU KEVIN {grumbles as he types "GRUMBLES!!!"}