WARNING - KA INTEL REPORT - WARNINGDanish spies just transmitted this image of the Camp Herring assault flight preparing for transport to the U.S. and hence to Nevada. [STOP] Prepare all air defence mekanisms immediately. [STOP] KAStaPo agents will kontinue to monitor. [STOP]

Image of the dreaded Red Herring IV being prepared for trans-Atlantic flight.

...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...

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All is well on re-fitting secret weapon...stop...need to get whole troop of secret weapons together....stop...must see in action x's 6.....stop...Jelly, Im going to ring your neck!....stop....hahahaaaaa....stop
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To the Space Kernul: A Roast with the Most Toast: or "Angst in your Pants"
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Last year we tortured our street with an unholy mix of Pat Boones's metal covers, nimoys "ballad of bilbo baggins", the unrelenting Wing massacre of ac/dc, the sound of music, phantom of the opera and the beatles, klaus nomi, shatner, and all manner of tweaked "golden throats" - the weak scurried away in a desperate attempt to spare the pain in their ovums,
And we were safely placed across from our nemesis, KAMP APOK.......
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This year however, we are neighbors, and i believe i have a cd "gift" for K.A................when you see the robot bumming smokes, you'll know the end is near!! we do not observe any Geneva conventions!! your hu-man frontal lobe audio suffering is but one of many experiments we need to conclude in 2006....

You"tortured your street"???/This is certainly
not a conflict that Club Verboten
wants to see,or more importantly
hear, accelerated.We are hopeful both camps
will take their peace loving neighbors into
account before using the ultimate playa weapon of ill will,sound.
For the people Omar Suarez President a/Vie

Well it's not something I want to do on an overseas phone.............................Omar Suarez

The Northern People's Mountain Alliance are happy to report that the special screening process has been initiated. None shall escape unmarked with the sign of doom. Black and Green shall be the method of their conveyance, and the arrival time is in congruance with aforementioned elements. Message ends.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

"Tortured" during the daylight working hours.......................................
"tortured" to the extent that the hu-mans demanded "more,more,no more"
we have infiltrated the mighty Verbot before, back when they were 9:00, with our disorient kraftwerk stickers, and in fact, we have a beautiful set of "Kraftwerk Rare Mixes" vol 2-3 to offer in unison,
(robots hold a special place in their electronic heart for kraftwerk)
as well as the interactive video screen which we would be happy to project any "wire" sanctioned propaganda - (nice work, wires) -
all in the name of stopping the "master camp" mentality of my
would-be-oppressors, the overlords of KAMP APOK!!!

If you learn nothing else, know that this time around, there will be much resistance from this Polish-Bot in the face of the oncoming Kamp Apok Blitzkreig....I'm no horse-riding calvary soldier with outdated equipment-
I have been preparing for the rematch with the MANTIS ever since our fateful first meeting back in 4-ot06....Victory Awaits!!!
and yes, that may well just be my cold-unfeeling-robot-arm you feel in your sleeping quarters.........
(probably should have started a new thread for that one..............)

d6, anti-bot solution

)"( - in all seriousness, we wish you all a safe transport, and rest easy in the knowledge that our neighborhood is going to f!!'n ROCK!!!