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Star Wars Captioning #75

A report from Chris Hanel, currently drunk on Turkey *hic*

I don't care what anyone says, you always come back to the classics. Sure, it sent off a near riot of 'pull my finger' jokes (which i've ALSO collected for your amusement), but it just pushed everyone to get more original. Enjoy the people that resisted the first impulse and came up with something a bit more on the unique side. (Oh yeah... Happy Thanksgiving!)

... here's the pick of the litter...

Young lady
you are not leaving this house wearing such attire and with your
hair like that! I do not care what the latest fashion tips in
Cosmo said! This is unacceptable!by AnotherAgentSmith

"How many
times do I have to tell you-- if you use the starship, bring it
back with a full tank!"by Scooter

What about
the left one? Is that one a sticky bun?by Duane Miller

"Leia, I
want you to meet daddy's new... uh, "friend."by Buchol

"Don't ever
take sides against the family again... ever."by Dan Brown

"Look behind
you!! A three-headed monkey!!!"by Adam

"I want to
know what happened to this photo's quality." by Bowman Gavin

VADER: "...be...good..."by Macaroni Penguin

I find your
lack of time-awarness dusturbing! How long were you out with that
Solo guy? I told you to be home by ten!by Blue_Ice-Green_Fire

Vader: How
many times do I have to tell you, Leia? You put your left arm
in after you put your right arm in. Honestly, your brother got
it right on the first try. Leia: Yea, yea, I get it da..Vader.by Handmaiden Bridget

"No, you
are not a Hobbit. You can't have a second breakfast."by Grand Admiral Jaxx

"Is this
how you kids do that 'Sign of the Devil' thing at rock concerts?"
"No, hold it vertically." "Okay, I've got the outfit, the hand
signs...I think I'm ready for the Aerosmith concert!"by Cirrocco

Star Wars,
the Updated Widescreen version shows us that Darth Vader was actually
a Muppet, performed masterfully by Frank Oz disguised as an Imperial
Officerby Some Canadian Geek

"eeewww!
You snogged your brother!!"by Ian Spendloff

PIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!by Grand Admiral Gary

(I have no idea why, i have no idea how, but
i read that and started busting up laughing. It makes absolutely
NO sense, but at that moment i found it amusing. Therefore, it's
published. Let the flame e-mails begin. -Ed)
Suddenly
Star Wars: Ultimate Edition takes a horrible turn as the Dark
Lord's fingertip whirs opens, revealing a hidden blaster and the
new theme song begins: "da,da,da,da,da the Sith Lord Gadget"by tealcandtrip