This is the most ESPN headline in the history of ESPN. Jeremy Lin! Tim Tebow! Tim Tebow! Jeremy Lin! If Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow were ever actually in the same place and the same time, the earth would open up a chasm and swallow whole the small town of Bristol, CT and all of its inhabitants. I can’t wait till October rolls around and we see “Denver Post: Jeremy Lin says he has been speaking with Tim Tebow.” That will be fresh!

At this point, I’m convinced SportsCenter is merely a production of the HAL 9000.