So A Naked Man Is Standing In An Airport, And …

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Yeah. About that. So this picture is all over my Facebook news feed today. The only facts that everyone seems to agree on is that (1) the picture was taken in ATL, and (2) the Delta Red Coat is drinking coffee.

Since we might never know the backstory, everything about this photo is (just about) left up to the imagination. We here at Points, Miles & Martinis are challenging you to use your imagination and make up at least a part of the backstory by captioning this photo.

Simply leave your caption in the Comments section by 3pm Eastern Friday October 3rd, 2014. The winner will be chosen by us, and receive two Delta drink certificates in the mail. We hope the winner enjoys the adult beverages responsibly … and with their clothes on!

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Reminds me of an old joke:
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Naked Guy (holding a key): “My car! Those rotten SOBs stole my car!”
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Redcoat: “Calm down. Where was it the last time you saw it?”
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NG: “Right at the end of this key!”
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RC: “OK. Sir, you realize you’re not wearing any pants?”
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NG: “My God! They got my girlfriend too!”

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