EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Photos

These are exclusive photos full of lingerie goodness from Kim Kardashian’s 2009 Wall Calendar and, also, some that didn’t make the cut. We’ll have the rest of the months exclusively on the bright tomorrow, so be sure to check back.

In the meantime, if you want one these babies hanging in your garage/lair/wife’s closet (She won’t mind.), they’re available online through Kim’s Official Store. Tell them I sent you. Actually, don’t because it’s a computer, and people will think you’re crazy.

as honestly surprised as I am that Kim Kardashian has an “official store”…I was even more surprised to see the store had a conspicuously missing item.

Where is the DVD of her double-fisted sucking wanna-be rapper cock that made her famous in the fist damn place? I love how she wants to pretend she’s a legitimate business woman, when the only thing she has to sell is pictures of her tits.

Anyone want to take a crack at the cover photo. It appears that she is laying on a fur rug? I just found it humorous that her sister is coming out as a spokesperson for PETA and Kim is selling a calendar featuring a picture of herself laying on fur. Looks like Christmas dinner’s going to be a ball at the Kardashians.

Does it really make you feel better to rip into what is clearly a incredibly hot women? Is there a brief moment where you forget that she’s famous for being hot and you’re just someone posting BS on the internet? Or are you completely nuts and actually think you’re better looking then her?