Jess: I need ham.Ceaser: No ham.Jess: We got a shipment of ham yesterday!Ceaser: No ham.Jess: Ceasar, there is a lady over there that has been saying she wants ham for the last twenty minutes and if I go back there empty-handed, there is a fifty-fifty chance that she will eat me!Ceaser: No ham!Jess: Then sew some bacon together because that woman is getting ham!