XJamon: -- and then she's like, 'If I have to tell you what I want, then it don't count.' What does that even mean.Darwin: You askin' the wrong guy.Jamon: Yeah, you know, you ought to work on that. What's the point of bein' tete if you don't get laid? ... Hell of a place Asbury wants to meet. It's the saints' own tomb down here.Darwin: Imagine.Jamon: Anyhow, if you want, she got this sister --Darwin: Got enough on my plate right now, Jamon.Jamon: Just offerin'.Darwin: ... There's nothin' wrong with not dating, okay? Blaine ain't dating anyone. Why don't you go bother him?Jamon: 'Cause he ain't my tete or my friend. 'Sides, Blaine was dating that guy from Oldbarracks 'til a couple months back.Darwin: That wasn't serious.Jamon: It don't have to be serious, Dar. Not everything's got to be the end of the world. You worry me with that shit some --

Okay, up on the actual update day, if rather late. Progress! No thanks (and no love) to DAZ, which behaved like a bratty teenager being asked to clean her room through the entire render process, but hey. I am a meanie parent-of-renders, and I won.

Good news! Spiderforest is doing another Comic of the Week event! This means I have an excuse to talk about my awesome collective-mates and their comics, which is a good thing. First up is Kez's War of Winds. At the center of this epic fantasy is Talon, a young and somewhat foolhardy thief who, by stealing a ring from a dead woman's hand, makes himself ground zero for a centuries-old supernatural war between the powers known as Winds: a spiralling, fantastic tangle of alliances, broken promises, and old souls. Of course, Talon is interested in hearing about only one thing -- how does he make it stop?

I've been following War of Winds since before I was a Spiderforest member -- in fact, it's part of the reason I became a member -- and it's been fascinating watching the art and story grow in complexity over time. An epic in the best sense of the word. Go check it out!

Maria's woken up in a new clone before. But never in a sea of bodies, light-years from Earth, with decades missing from her memory and five crewmates all wondering the same thing: which of them was the killer?