Final Space

Final Space is an American adult animated science fiction television series for TBS and it was created by indie internet filmmaker Olan Rogers with David Sacks serving as showrunner. The series involves an astronaut named Gary Goodspeed and his alien friend, Mooncake, and focuses on their adventures as they try to solve the mystery of “Final Space”.

Gary: Cut it to me straight, H.U.E. What are my chances of getting out of this mess?

H.U.E.: In your current state, you will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes. You are also leaking O2, Gary.

Gary: Huh, look at that. They went with green for a red alert. I mean, I would have went with red, a periwinkle. Heck, I mean, even egg nog. I don't even know if that's a color, but, oh, good Lord, now I just want egg nog.

H.U.E.: The rate of the leak will render you lifeless in nine minutes.

Gary: You are really buttering me up with fantastic news.

H.U.E.: I'm afraid, Gary, there is no foreseeable outcome where you survive.

Gary: These tickets suck -- right in the nosebleeds.

Gary: The less H.U.E. -- who, between us, is a bit of a dick -- knows about you, the better. [puts Mooncake on the shelf] Okay, let's get you in here. You ready? [closes the door on Mooncake]

Mooncake: Chookity! Chookity, chookity!

Gary: Please close. Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working. [moves Mooncake under the matress] I hide there sometimes. I'm like a mattress ghost. Don't tell anyone. Oh, perfect! Per-- no, it's not perfect. That sucks. Why does that suck so hard?! Okay, how about this? [puts underwear on Mooncake's head] Sometimes I hide -- I like to hide from myself by putting underwear on the circumference of my head. How about that? How's it fit?

Quinn: Nice work. I need to commandeer your ship. I have a class-three priority.

Gary: Quinn, you look every bit as spicy as the last time I saw you.

Quinn: Great, and you are again?

Gary: Oh-ho-ho! How I've missed your razor-sharp wit.

Quinn: No, seriously, I have no idea who you are.

Gary: Really?

Quinn: You resemble no one I know, so, yeah, really.

Gary: Seriously?

Quinn: Seriously.

Gary: Oh, dear Lord, you're suffering from amnesia!

Quinn: I'm suffering from an emergency that's going to destroy Earth.

Gary: [laughs] Quinn, you really expect me to believe you don't know who I am? Hold on. I know how to fix this. This is the real raw Gary.

Quinn: [laughs] That didn't fix it, whoever you are.

Gary: What a dagger to the heart. I'm the guy who, for the past five years, has been sending daily documentaries to the woman who has no idea who I am!

Quinn: Wow, that sucks. I never got any of them. Now, if you could just show me where the bridge is It's all good.

Gary: Life, you know? [walks away]

Quinn: Hmm, cute guy, but issues, definite issues.

[Gary rewinds to his flashback as a kid]

John: How's my boy doing?

Kid Gary: Great.

Gary: Dad? [puts his hand on his dad] That's unsettling.

Woman: The new Imperium T-3 Cruiser will bridge us to the next galaxy, and the countdown has begun.

John: Hey, you want to watch the launch outside?

Kid Gary: You bet! [hops on his dad]

Gary: Dad!

John: Keep your eyes open. It'll be taking off right over there.

Kid Gary: One day, I'm gonna do that.

John: You are, huh?

Kid Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna have a whole bunch of adventures.

John: A whole bunch?

Kid Gary: Bunches and bunches.

Gary: Why are you showing this to me? Answer me, you drug-dealer caterpillar! [time files] I remember this.

[kid Gary is sitting at his treehouse and his father comes]

John: Son.

Kid Gary: I could come with you.

John: There's nothing more in the world that I would want, but not this time, little buddy. I have to do this one alone. You won't understand, but know that I'm doing this for you. Can you make me a promise?

Kid Gary: Yeah.

John: Promise me you'll have your own adventures.

Kid Gary: I will.

John: Bunches and bunches. Here, this fellow will look after you while I'm gone. [gives his pet to him]

Quinn: Avocato and I will scout on foot. The rest of you stay back and repair the ship. Come on, Avocato, let's go.

Gary: [tries to catch up] What?! If I could pour a tall glass of truth-juice for you real quick, Quinn, I am not feeling the trust.

Quinn: I only trust three people in this world my dog, my sister, and every single member of the Infinity Guard.

Gary: You're insane, my lady. The Infinity Guard tried to kidnap you. And they tried to take over the Galaxy One. And dogs aren't even people.

Quinn: I have no reason to trust any of you, so I'm going with the guy literally covered in guns. [she and Avocato leave]

Avocato: Let me give you some advice, buddy.

Gary: Yes.

Avocato: If you want Quinn to trust you, you gotta step up and show her you can lead. Make direct eye contact, then don't let go until you kiss her soul with your eyelashes. Like this. [swipes eyes] Too much, or just enough?

Gary: Avocato? It's been three days since you died. I have to say I'm I'm struggling here, man. You said to look after your boy, and I can barely look after myself. I really think you picked the wrong guy. Granted, there wasn't a big pool to pick from, but I guess what I'm trying to say is I miss you, friend. What do you think I should do? I mean, I-I I need a sign, man. You know, maybe rattle some glasses if I should give him some space or flicker the lights. You know, just a little flicker if I should try harder. Any ghost-related stuff at all would be great. Or nothing. Nothing works, too.

Bolo: In order to face what's ahead, you need to face what's inside of you.

Gary: Oh, look! - There's a Construction Hat Gary.

Construction Hat Gary: Hey!

Gary: There's an Eagle-Faced Gary.

Eagle-Faced Gary: Hi!

Gary: Cookie-Headed Gary.

Cookie-Headed Gary: What's up?

Gary: Oh, my gosh! Little Micro Gary.

Little Micro Gary: Hey!

Gary: Who's that?

Bolo: That's the Amazing Mustache Gary.

Amazing Mustache Gary: Gary, you're never gonna be able to grow one of these. A thick, rich, luscious mustache. Oh, it feels so gooooood!

John: Son. Grab the plasma torch.

[Gary grabs the plasma torch from the shelf as his dad enters the room]

Gary: What are you doing? Dad! Dad, don't do this without me!

John: [inside a room] Son, you have your own time to worry about.

Gary: Dad! This, this was my idea.

John: Yeah, but it's my responsibility. There's another anti-matter bomb in New York. The one on Earth. Use it to close this breach in your time. You know, I had only one regret when I left. Thought I was never gonna get the chance to see the man you would've grown up to be. Well, now I know he's better than I would've ever hoped.

KVN: We're best friends now. Guys, do you hear this? - We're best friends now. [comes over to Gary]

Gary: We're not even friends.

KVN: Right. We're best friends.

[before the battle]

Lord Commander: This could have been so easy. But time and time again, you chose the harder path. The darker path. It's time for you to see that your choices have consequences. I will give you one last chance to hand over Mooncake.

Mooncake: Chookity.

Little Cato: Hell. No. He is one of us.

Tribore: I don't really know him. But he seems very popular.

Quinn: He stays with us.

Gary: Never.

Lord Commander: Then death it is!

Little Cato: I'm coming for you.

Lord Commander: Ah, yes, I've seen that face before. The face of loss.

Little Cato: We have the Anti-Matter bomb! We will close the breach you will die!

Lord Commander: [laughs] I look forward to it.

H.U.E.: I'm detecting the approach of an armada of heavy incinerators.

Little Cato: Everyone's gonna die.

Gary: You aren't wrong. They're all going to die. If he wants a war, he's got one. Let's do this.