Ivan and Byron discuss London’s new Muslim mayor and his beef with Donald Trump, try to figure out what the Hell’s wrong with Bill Clinton lately, and riff on news stories about the Palestinian Authority’s payments to jailed jihadis, university kids who needed a “healing space” weeks after Ben Shapiro spoke on their campus, a Quebec comic who got sued over a Twitter joke, and a Mexican politician who wants to ban memes.

Also: Ivan cops a feel of Byron’s tits, Byron needs to do more yoga so he can motorboat himself, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is too old to be naked on the cover of Sports Illustrated but is doing it anyway, and Ivan has a new money-making scheme involving verbal abuse and “fascist cock!!!!!”