"No one need fear me, for I may as well not exist. I am no cause, no effect, no resolution, for there is nothing to resolve. What is, is, what will be, will be. I have no warmth, no light, no life -- you cannot find me for I have no flame."-Unknown

"Be nice to thy nieghbor, unless thy nieghbor is worth killing."

"If at first you don't secceed, destroy all evidence that you even tried."

"No one grows up. they just learn how to act in public."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

"I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you."

"Quiet brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!"

"Here’s to you, Here’s to me, Best friends we’ll always be, And if somehow we disagree, To hell with you, here’s to me!"

"We are the people our parents warned us about."

"Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own."

"I don’t understand why anyone would ever beat their children; when damaging them psychology is far more permanent."

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."

"YOU'll notice I never stab people near major arteries or organs, but there definately is a little berserker rage going on."

Summary: A poem for my boyfriend. Caution, it is sexual. Any comments or correctional inquiry about the lack of apostrophe in the use of the word "summers" should be directed to me alone, not the hosts of this site.