Sometimes, you just need to clear out the cellar and make room for more whalez. This week, Jason does just that.

Jason’s Cleaning Out the Closet

One of the best things about having a beer cellar is when you need to clear it out to make room for more new and exciting craft beers. More often than not, the beers that are selected for clearing are usually ready for drinking, but sometimes, they’re past their prime, or just plain awful. Again, it’s fun, right?! Right!

BREW THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

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Knew you’d be a vision in white
How’d you get your pants so tight?
Don’t know what you’re doin’
But you must be livin’ right, yeah

Oh, we got some places to see
I brought all the maps with me
So jump right in, it ain’t no sin
Take a ride in my machine

City traffic movin’ way too slow
Drop the pedal and go, go, go

We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
Wind’s against our backs
We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
In my pink Cadillac
We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
Wind’s against our back
Ain’t we ridin’ on the speedway of love
In my pink Cadillac?

Never you mind the exit signs
We got lots of time
We can’t quit ’til we get
To the other side, ide, ide

With the radio playin’ our song
We keep rollin’ along
Who knows how far our car can get
Before you think your love slowin’ on down

City traffic’s movin’ way too slow
Drop the pedal and go, go come on now, go

We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
Wind’s against our backs
We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
In my pink Cadillac
We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
Wind’s against our back
Ain’t we ridin’ on the speedway of love
In my pink Cadillac? Oh yeah

Here we go, one more time mmm
With the wind and your fingers in my hair
Kind of think we’re going for an extended throw down
So drop the top baby
And let’s cruise on into this better than ever street

City traffic’s movin’ way too slow
Drop the pedal and go, go, come on baby, go, do it for me now

We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
Wind’s against our back
We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
In my pink Cadillac
We goin’ ridin’ on the speedway of love
Wind’s against my back
Ain’t we ridin’ on the speedway of love
In my pink Cadillac?

What I want you to do baby
Get over to the left lane
And let’s merge with peace, oh yeah
Take the love that’s sent ya
And then in the right time
Go on over in love and satisfaction and joy, well
Ain’t we riding babe, ain’t we cruising down
Free, free, sweet
Go on after, awh let’s be good to each other street
Well, see that little landmark over there
A whole lot of kisses and sweet stuff
We’ll be just about, awh, awh, awh
And satisfaction road yeah, satisfaction yeah ooo ahhh

–Aretha Franklin

BREW THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

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