So you're going to tell me Jesus approved of this kind of action, huh. I'm an atheist, but, I was raised Catholic and they failed to mention this part. Maybe something he said during the Sermon on the Mount, "Go ahead and pork your daughters! I recommend you start when they're 13, but hey, it's your call. Anybody want some loaves and fishes?"

/I seemed to have read somewhere, that in ancient Roman culture, dad broke in the daughter and mom had broke in the son. I only saw this mentioned in one place and I can't remember where, it was a long time ago. Maybe the 70's. Could have been a well respected journal like Penthouse Letters. I was in an "altered state" for most of the 70's.

Evil Mackerel:jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

1 - Meh, wouldn't say overly creepy2 - Well, at least he's not holding her waist3 - Dear God, he's holding her around the waist...4 - What the fark, let go of your daughters waists5 - Whew, back to awkward poses6 - Seriously, you could move them three feet to the right to avoid the water tower being in the background.7 - Actually not a bad portrait.8 - .... wha...9 - That guy collects doll heads.10 - They look like they are dating.

Tom_Slick:sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the same industry) you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals. Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.

Subjecting your children to "Freedom Rock" at high volume is a form of abuse.....

Tom_Slick:CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

But it's no fair! The bad girls get to use birth control and get away with everything!

Because at the same time someone was writing down what Jesus was saying, another guy was in the back ground putting the trap door on the coffin he was preparing for Jesus.. this was rather distracting as Jesus was attempting to talk over this guy and his hammering.. so goes the story, and I quote the original text of the bible entry here..

"and Jesus said to the people, Hey! quit farking around!..."

through poor translation, the correlation of sex and marriage was created.

sonofslacker:Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the same industry) you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals. Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.

Subjecting your children to "Freedom Rock" at high volume is a form of abuse.....

All I did was a Bing image search for awkward father daughter. It was one of the first ones to pop up.

I still can't grasp what the fark is going on.

Pretty obvious. His daughter has big tits and he has grabbed one (almost in a nipple pinching position) and is joking around about chopping her boob off. I get it, LOL.

Would've been funnier family fun if she was spread eagle and he had one leg up over his shoulder and was doing that to her crotch, because, the whole "ax wound" euphemism and all. Would've made more sense. Who chops off a boob.

ArgusRun:FTFA: All the photos depict the girls and their fathers, who glow with pride at the thought that their little girl won't be despoiled until someone puts a ring on her finger.

No one there is glowing with pride.

Do you know what glowing with pride looks like? Every picture of my father and me, where he is smiling, and happy and we're glad to be there together. This has all of the creepy tones that one would expect from something where you not only pledge your chastity, but you "give" it to your father for safekeeping until he hands off your hymen to your husband. Because that's what's going on here.

The serious father pose only works with infants. They look serious but loving at the absolutely helpless baby and contemplate their new responsibility. Once they are old enough to talk, you should be happy, loving and joyful with your kids. Not this.

Ya well I'm sure most of the fathers in these pictures have all the personality and social skills of a bag of wet hair.

Tom_Slick:sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the same industry) you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals. Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.

Subjecting your children to "Freedom Rock" at high volume is a form of abuse.....

I just realized, I think part of the problem is that most of them appear to be from the wrong century. Apply a sepia filter and some weathering and tell me they're from 1890s Arizona and I'd probably think they were normal.

Phineas:Eh, it's no so creepy. This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion. Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC. Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters? Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.

We're not talking about Muslims right now, that's where there's no anti-muslim crowd in here (other than you, apparently.) We're talking about creepy christians. Pull it together, man.

Phineas:Eh, it's no so creepy. This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion. Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC. Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters? Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.

You owe me a new keyboard..and monitor. Your inaccuracy, hyperbole, and paranoia are quite amusing.

/I used to live where they took those photos.//or I might have known someone who lived there///got nothin////don't like your list

pxlboy:Tom_Slick: sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the same industry) you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals. Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Most of my friends who were raised in non-religious households are the most well-adjusted and successful among my group.

Of course you're right. In my case, I was raised somewhat religious. I say somewhat because my upbringing was by "old-school" Catholics. Go to church on Sunday and pretty much don't talk about it the rest of the week. I mean if you're gonna be religious, this is the way to go. A ritual performed on Sunday, done! (of course the fact that I'm no longer religious and I declared my non-belief to my parents when I was 18 has nothing to do with it - they weren't terrifically happy but they accepted it)

I showed the wife the pictures with no introduction or explanation. She was struggling to determine context and pronounced them "odd." I told her to ignore the exposure and explain why they were odd. She thought many were father daughters and some were couples but she noted that they all seemed so sad. Yet they were dressed up for a wedding.

Once I told here they were all father daughter combos she looked through them again and pronounced several "inappropriate."

So there's an unbiased view from a conservative but not particularly religious female.

steklo:The Pledge I, (DAUGHTER'S NAME)'S FATHER, CHOOSE BEFORE GOD TO COVER MY DAUGHTER AS HER AUTHORITY AND PROTECTION IN THE AREA OF PURITY. I WILL BE PUREIN MY OWN LIFE AS A MAN, HUSBAND AND FATHER. I WILL BE A MAN OF INTEGRITYAND ACCOUNTABLITY AS I LEAD, GUIDE AND PRAY OVER MY DAUGHTER AND MYFAMILY AS THE HIGH PRIEST IN MY HOME. THIS COVERING WILL BE USED BY GOD TOINFLUENCE GENERATIONS TO COME.

They love that "area of purity" keyword, but they never say where that area is, specifically. Based on my extensive studies of Barbie dolls, I'm guessing they're referring to the blank spot between the legs.

Tom_Slick:sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the same industry) you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals. Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Kids tend to strive to be different than their parents. My parents were kinda square, i was wild, and my oldest daughter is in the army, lol.

"As we have been given the opportunity to share about the importance of the father daughter relationship through the Father Daughter Purity Ball, we have also been asked how we call our sons to the same standards. Every year we invite the sons to attend the Ball to watch the way their fathers treat young women, and have had many attend with their families because we believe this standard is also important for young men to live out in their lives. But some specific ways we have also chosen to call our sons into manhood has been through ceremony, wise mentors, and modeling manhood to them.

The Manhood CeremonyWe believe that manhood is passed from the masculine to the masculine, and because the defining line between childhood and manhood is often indistinguishable in our world, we wanted to show our sons a clear line they can cross to enter into manhood. We chose to mark their step into manhood at the age of twelve--the same age Jesus first questioned rabbis and discussed the Scriptures in His Father's house--with a celebration called Brave Heart of a Warrior.The purpose of this celebration is to mark in time, to raise a monument, that testifies that our sons have crossed a threshold that separates boyhood from manhood."

Phineas:Eh, it's no so creepy. This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion. Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC. Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters? Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.

I'll "bag" on all the Muslims, that think this is the 13th century, and their daughters and wives are pieces of their property, like their farking camel, all you want. I've got no farking respect for them, no matter how many times some idiot shouts, "But, what about Algebra!"

Phineas:Eh, it's no so creepy. This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion. Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC. Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters? Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.

Eh, it's no so creepy. This feels more like an excuse for liberal and anti-Christian people to bag on religion. Still waiting for the anti-Muslim/anti-Islam crowd to show up on Fark, but it's not PC. Is there a purity ball for Muslim fathers and their daughters? Or are the daughters even allowed to go to school / leave the house?

It's both funny and sad how far out of their way libtards will go to bag on anything Christian and simultaneously defend Muslims.

Tom_Slick:sonofslacker: Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

The funny thing is I've known the hippie guy for since his kids were born (we've been bouncing around the same industry) you would expect his kids to be like him and his wife, pot smoking party animals. Nope his teenage daughters are both level headed responsible young people.

Ha, this hits close to home. We were closer to the hippie stereotype then the religious nut job when our kids were born. They both are fairly responsible young people now and have told me to turn the music down more than once.

Oh I could say I need you but then you'd realizeThat I want you just like a thousand other guysWho'd say they loved you With all the rest of their liesWhen all they wanted was to touch your face, your handsAnd gaze into your eyes

Creepy is the word I use to describeAll the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside

Creepy is the word I use to describeAll the feeling that I have hiding here for you insideYou don't know how many times I've wished that I had told youYou don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold youYou don't know how many times I've wished that I couldMold you into someone who couldCherish me as much as I cherish you

sonofslacker:Tom_Slick: Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Is this a trick question? It's the hippie one, amiright?

the hippie's daughter already had tats and two kids and did not go to college because she dropped out of high school and was following a local band on their limited North American tour. at least she didn't end up with any possession charges, yet.

Tom_Slick:Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: Damn, every one of those girls looks like they're in a hostage situation. Which I guess probably isn't too far from the truth...

They are and on many levels.

Yup, and the second they are out of the house.....

CSB; I have 2 coworkers with college age daughters, one's a religious nut job, one's a decent guy with hippie leanings, guess which one's daughter came home after her freshman year pregnant, covered in tats, and with 2 arrests for possession.

Shadowknight:steklo: Ok, how did they get there without making footprints in the sand?

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Photo editing software. A simple clone/heal brush could take care of that, considering it's a nice even pattern that is easy to blend in. So if they came up the back side of the hill, it would have been really easy to cover the tracks.

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.

I agree. Considering she appears to be a pale, soulless ginger, and her father is as white as a sheet of paper; the photographer probably should take lessons instead of applying a generic Adobe filter to all his works,

I can see her on stage at some fetish event, wearing leather and a strap on. Really.

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.

I agree. Considering she appears to be a pale, soulless ginger, and her father is as white as a sheet of paper; the photographer probably should take lessons instead of applying a generic Adobe filter to all his works,

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.

Yeah it is creeping me out too. The fact that they have the exact same face, with the surreal incest laden vibe, and that sweeping majestic, oh so empty background. This one is going to stick with me for a while

That one's by far the creepiest. Aside from her odd appearance and the fact that her dress billows in such a way that she looks pregnant, her legs are so pale it looks like she's floating at first glance.