1 Ishmael: Wait, alcohol is fatal to you? Did you just literally tell me your fatal weakness?
2 Martian 2: Oh, pshhh! That's not important. We have dozens of fatal weaknesses! Bacteria, water, MacOS viruses, Slim Whitman songs, Rick Astley videos...
3 Ishmael: And why are you risking all this to invade Earth this time?
4 Martian 1: To ensure we three are not the last Martians in existence.

This figurative use of the word "literally" has become so common in the modern age that my friends and I have taken to using the term "literally literally" in conversation when we mean "literally" literally.