1 Coach: Okay guys, this is it. The World Cup Final!2 Coach: Keep an eye on their centre. He's big and mean, and he plays dirty.3 Coach: If you get in his way, he'll eat you alive!4 Allosaurus:RAAARRRHH!!!

2011-12-15 Rerun commentary: At some point I picked up a LEGO football set cheap. The gameplay is not great, and the pieces so specialised it's hard to come up with much other use for them. Except making comics.

This strip goes to show, by the way, that sports stars can go on to become influential politicians.