Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Attack on Poinen, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping...Seth Anzomi committed multiple crimes in Poinen. While piloting an unlicensed, anti-tanked hauler through the system, he had the temerity to leave a recruitment ad for his corporation in local chat. In less than a minute, Agent Luna Nightblood punished Seth with a righteous gank. First Seth's hauler exploded, and then he exploded in anger himself.

Poinen residents and on-duty Agents of the New Order watched the spectacle in local chat. There was a real potential for the situation to escalate; Seth had no intention of calming down, despite being repeatedly instructed to do so.

Agents of the New Order aren't the type to write people off. EVE players--even carebears--are presumed to be redeemable. Besides, our wallets are filled with the isk of people who said they would "never pay".

Because the incident was occurring in the local channel of a busy system, a crowd gathered. Would they side with the carebear or with CODE.?

Over the years, there have been thousands of misunderstandings that have led to many EVE players having a low opinion of the mighty CODE. alliance. However, everyone in Poinen took our Agent's side in her conflict with Seth. This is consistent with the pattern of increasing pro-Code sentiment that we've been seeing lately.

When passersby inquired about what was going on, Luna linked the killmail in local. That explained it all.

In addition to being an admitted Code violator, the miner's unique writing style didn't endear him to the public.

Seth then made another admission: He had previously read the Code in its entirety. He announced that he didn't think there was much value in the Code. But Seth was not exactly bursting with credibility.

In his anger, Seth didn't realize that he was helping the New Order win hearts and minds.

Nevertheless, our Agents weren't content to sit back and rest on their laurels. They awaited an opportunity to get Seth interested in buying a mining permit.

With calmness comes rationality. Calm miners tend to be far more interested in buying permits. Seth wasn't there yet, but surely his rage couldn't go on forever.

No longer interested in rallying allies to his anti-Code cause, Seth picked fights with everyone around him. Agent Luna quietly observed Seth's behavior and considered that perhaps it would be better to speak with the miner another day, after he'd had sufficient time to calm down.

But the fight was only beginning. If Seth couldn't win allies through persuasion, he'd use his money to hire mercenaries.

Ulic Qel Droma I won't go as far as to say the CODE is a positive benefit, but I said many times on my blog, in the EVE Online forums and on this blog that it makes high-sec more interesting. We haven't had anything since Hulkageddon or the Ice Belt interdictions that did that. I call both the good and the bad on anything I see.

Maybe also it would SMARTEN PEOPLE UP about their fit! WHY do some people leave their rig slots EMPTY? It makes me lose my mind!

Aight ag, here's another of those innocent, helpless noobs you so like to rally behind. Let's hear you defend yet another shitter that needs removed from EVE. Tell us how someone should have tried to talk to this idiot before pvping him.

Someone should request a welfare check on Seth. Daily.

I don't understand why people like him aren't under 24 hour sedation. You know he has to be a danger to those around him.

Your autistic screeching comparing blowing up spaceships to Nazis isn't content...it's just autistic screeching. Go back to failing non stop in game, or screech on HSM blog...I'm sure they'd appreciate the hits, since no one reads it.

These people are lazy and unmotivated, and they will wail and cry and protest, even riot, if they think that the rest of us are trying to make it harder on them to be lazy, useless shitters.

They don't want to work for what they need, they want the rest of society to do all the work and pay taxes to provide them with the same necessities others have to earn.

They refuse to work for a better community, and instead would rather cry and protest and try to bully the rest of society into paying high taxes so the lazy ones can remain barefoot, pregnant, and on the government dole. They want protection without effort.

Once they realized that they could vote for a check/free money it was all over, now the only way to make them productive members of our society will be war. A bloody senseless war because those people are lazy shitters that won't work and are content to ride the government handout train right into the ground.

They would watch their protectors and providers go broke and fall into anarchy rather than get a job and try to contribute.

You see, even when these people have jobs they will hide their income so they can still recieve the government handouts, much like a miner claiming poverty as an excuse to pay a measly 10mill ISK for a permit, but then hiring "mercs" for hundreds of millions to chase ghosts. Not productive members of society.

Don't let EVE become a haven for unemployed, useless, perpetual societal leeches. Kill all carebears until they are forced to join null/low groups and are forced to fight for EVE. Otherwise all of EVE will soon be overcrowded with the same types of leeches, those that won't contribute to their own welfare.