The rules of this game are simple: in each post a user contributes with 5 words to add up to a story. His 5 words should be posted in bold-face.

To make the game more interesting two stories are being written at the same time: one in english and another in portuguese. Users who only know one of the languages contribute only to the one written in the language that they know (obviously). Someone will eventually translate to the other language. The stories are supposed to be equivalent but due to the word limitation this may not be entirely possible, resulting in lols.

Solo and Chewbacca were ready to awaken an unimaginable fury who only jedis can do:

"Chewie, ready to unleash your powerful inside force?''
"Han, we need to talk." said Leia via hologramphone sounding like a stalker honey badger.
"Grrrrraaauuhrr!"
"Good day to you too alien, but I need Han

Solo and Chewbacca were ready to awaken an unimaginable fury who only jedis can do:

"Chewie, ready to unleash your powerful inside force?''
"Han, we need to talk." said Leia via hologramphone sounding like a stalker honey badger.
"Grrrrraaauuhrr!"
"Good day to you too alien, but I need Han"
"Han not come yet bro!" said Han pretending to be

Solo and Chewbacca were ready to awaken an unimaginable fury who only jedis can do:

"Chewie, ready to unleash your powerful inside force?''
"Han, we need to talk." said Leia via hologramphone sounding like a stalker honey badger.
"Grrrrraaauuhrr!"
"Good day to you too alien, but I need Han"
"Han not come yet bro!" said Han pretending to be a math equation. "Wanna leave

Solo and Chewbacca were ready to awaken an unimaginable fury who only jedis can do:

"Chewie, ready to unleash your powerful inside force?''
"Han, we need to talk." said Leia via hologramphone sounding like a stalker honey badger.
"Grrrrraaauuhrr!"
"Good day to you too alien, but I need Han"
"Han not come yet bro!" said Han pretending to be a math equation. "Wanna leave a message?" But Leia hung up.

"Chewie, ready to unleash your powerful inside force?''
"Han, we need to talk." said Leia via hologramphone sounding like a stalker honey badger.
"Grrrrraaauuhrr!"
"Good day to you too alien, but I need Han"
"Han not come yet bro!" said Han pretending to be a math equation. "Wanna leave a message?" But Leia hung up.Leia take your bighead and...

"Chewie, ready to unleash your powerful inside force?''
"Han, we need to talk." said Leia via hologramphone sounding like a stalker honey badger.
"Grrrrraaauuhrr!"
"Good day to you too alien, but I need Han"
"Han not come yet bro!" said Han pretending to be a math equation. "Wanna leave a message?" But Leia hung up.
Leia take your bighead and leave our Han alone!
They

Solo and Chewbacca were ready to awaken an unimaginable fury who only jedis can do:

"Chewie, ready to unleash your powerful inside force?''
"Han, we need to talk." said Leia via hologramphone sounding like a stalker honey badger.
"Grrrrraaauuhrr!"
"Good day to you too alien, but I need Han"
"Han not come yet bro!" said Han pretending to be a math equation. "Wanna leave a message?" But Leia hung up.
Leia take your bighead and leave our Han alone!
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