makeshift dildo

For those of you who can't/don't want to/can't afford to go and buy a proper sex toy...

I made a makeshift dildo out of a thick highlighter pen, a candlestick holder, and plastic wrap. I put the pen into the holder and melted some wax around it to make it stay; and then wrapped plastic wrap around it to make it a bit thicker (you could use cloth or anything else, really). I put one layer of plastic wrap over the top, which makes cleanup really easy-just take off the plastic and throw it away. This is awesome cause I can put it on the floor or wherever and it stands up on its own. :)