Saturday, November 26, 2005

Time now for the rest of JOHNNY B's FEARLESS NFL PIGSKIN PICKS! or prognostications. Or whatever.

On Thanksgiving Day I went 2-0, so now I stand at 106-57, .650.

Today's celebrity disclaimer is brought to you by the lovely HOLLY VALANCE, who makes a distinct impression as she shows us an interesting new way to don a bra in the trailer for the upcoming film DOA: Dead or Alive. Holly, if you please:

THESE PICKS ARE FOR (Dave's own, and presumably your) AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY! DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT TAKE THESE PREDICTIONS AND BET YOUR HARD-EARNED OR SOFT-EARNED MONEY ON THEM, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT THE NFL THAN THE AVERAGE FAN, AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BE INCORRECT QUITE FREQUENTLY! AND YOU DON'T KNOW HIM- HE MIGHT BE CRAZY, OR F*CKING WITH YOU!

KANSAS CITY over New EnglandCAROLINA over BuffaloCINCINNATI over BaltimoreHOUSTON over St. LouisMINNESOTA over ClevelandCHICAGO over Tampa BaySAN DIEGO over WashingtonTENNESSEE over San FransiscoARIZONA over JacksonvilleOAKLAND over MiamiPHILADELPHIA over Green BaySEATTLE over the NY GiantsNEW ORLEANS over the NY JetsINDIANAPOLIS over Pittsburgh