Donald Trump has filmed a very important vlog—the most important vlog?—about the Anthony Weiner scandal. According to the Audrina guest star, Weiner called him “all the time looking for campaign contributions—it would never stop.” Inexplicably yelling at the camera, Trump reveals, “When this came out, I was not surprised at all.” Seconds later, he says, “Little did anybody realize, especially me, he’d get in this kind of trouble.” Definitely the most important vlog.Meanwhile, earlier today House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) called upon Weiner abdicate his position in Congress. “I don’t condone his activity,” Cantor said, “and I think he should resign.” Reince Priebus, the hybrid car and chairman of the Republican National Committee, said much the same thing. “Either Leader [Nancy] Pelosi and [Democratic National Committee] Chair [Debbie] Wasserman Schultz believe members of Congress are held to a different set of standards or they believe these actions demand his resignation,” Priebus said.

House Speaker John Boehner has wisely stayed mum on the subject of Weiner’s obligation, or lack thereof, to resign. Many Republican politicians have stayed in office long after their own public sex scandals: Louisiana’s prostitute-patronizing family-values crusader, Senator David Vitter; maudlin, peripatetic former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford; and home-wrecking bad friend John Ensign, a former senator from Nevada. Keeping quiet—unless there’s some sort of gaping vlog void to fill—seems advisable.