26 March, 2007

Girl: "It's weird, when you listen to satellite radio, you realize how many different bands there are. When you listen to regular radio, it seems like there are only about seven bands."Guy: "And three of them are Coldplay."

21 March, 2007

Girl: "Well, as I was writing this massive document, I kept thinking about that thing about how you eat an elephant..."Guy: "How?"Girl: "One bite at a time."Guy: "Ahhhh. You know how you bury a giraffe?"Girl: "No, how?"Guy: "You cut it up with a chainsaw."Girl: " ---"Guy: "I saw pictures from the zoo when they had to cut one up."Girl: "They took pictures!?!?"Guy: "Yeah, I'm not sure why."

01 March, 2007

Kid 1: "If there is a God, I bet she's a woman."Kid 2: "Why?"Kid 1: "Well, doesn't it just seem like it would make more sense, rationally?"Kid 2: "No. God's probably not a man or a woman. He's probably another species. Or an entity."Kid 1: "Well, I'm just saying, if God had a gender, I bet she would be a girl."