Gisele Bundchen Doesn’t Own a Hairbrush

Gisele Bundchen is widely known to be one of the most beautiful and physically flawless women in the world, right? I assume that’s why it’s major news that she’s come out and claimed that she doesn’t actually own a hairbrush – especially since she was recently named the new face of Pantene haircare products. Yikes!

“In my job you have to remember people are brushing my hair every day. You have to remember the last thing I want [on a day off] is a brush in my hair!”

“Products are amazing but if you are putting things that are unhealthy inside your body it’s just masking stuff. I haven’t drank soda in ten years. My kids eat what I eat. The first [solid] food my son had was papaya and then avocado.

Bundchen added that her children have strong taste preferences, explaining: “He loves garlic because we eat a lot of garlic in our house. Even my little daughter, she will not eat anything unless there’s garlic. Garlic and ginger. They really eat what I eat.”

Huh, well… fair enough. I don’t think anyone would dare criticise Gisele’s health and fitness routines, considering. And shit, if that’s how her hair looks WITHOUT a hairbrush on her days off, I think we’re all in trouble. I would just look like a giant frizzball. You go, Gisele. It really brings a whole new meaning to Beyoncé‘s ‘***Flawless’:

I like how she acts as though other people don’t brush or style their hair daily. Instead of saying she doesn’t own a brush ( which I’m sure she does, because come on, who is she kidding?) she should just say she likes giving her hair a break on days when she isn’t modeling.