My name ees… Master Fluff. I haf a tiny tail. I leeve in dees Doc-tare Pepp-are manshon. I put a Coca Cola ‘expannshon’ on dee manshon. I come out when I weesh. Eef you bring me dee treats, I come out of dee manshon.

The bunny-stealing-the-cookie picture is originally from Kem Sypher; it won the 2004 Oregon Humane Society’s “Other Animal” prize in its “‘Be Kind to Animals’ Poster and Photo/Story Contest”. I don’t know who added the caption, but hey.

Click here to see the other winners of the 2004 Oregon Humane Society contest.