If it weren’t for tourists and the living dead who move to NYC “for the experience” who need to try to be like a New Yorker, this BK Whopper Bar in Times Square would not exist.

If you need us, you’ll find us at the local Dave & Buster’s — you know, where all of the “real” New Yorkers who you came to see and emulate hang out. We’ll be holding our annual making fun of people trying to hail down an occupied cab event.