In Memoriam of the NASDAQ

Before I sell everything and fire myself from ever managing money again, I’d like to share with you some of the percentage gain losses, from 8 WEEKS AGO to now, of some of 2013’s favorite stocks.

EXEL -58%

HALO -57%

IMPV -55%

RPTP -52%

GIMO -45%

BNFT -51%

CLDX -50%

FUEL -46%

ALNY -40%

YNDX -40%

DDD -38%

CSOD -37%

FEYE -35%

MKTO -35%

P -35%

TWTR -32%

I can go on forever. Stocks, tech stocks in particular, are very much dead. Without a doubt, this will resonate within the homosexual community of Silicon Valley and punish those misfit retards with harsh valuation cuts, at some of their most praised “start-ups.”

Not trying to be a prick. I am pointing out that you are a prick for irresponsibly riding down these positions and letting it get to this point. its a fucking sin, complete disregard of fiduciary duty and a real life example of a person being stubborn and uncompromising.

You are banned for the same reasons why you chastised me. I am being proactive on the site and have decided that the recent market action has turned the blog into a zoo, with all sorts of cancers floating around. I’ve taken your life advice and decided to clean up the place.

We must NOT have a ‘Zuh’!
May I suggest that in future, when bannings become necessary (as they clearly have become now), that a clip of ‘Brooklyn Zoo’ by the great philosopher Old Dirty Bastard be played to remind those offenders that IBC will NOT be permitted to generate into a ‘Zuh’.

Jeremy, get back to manning your 3-figure Zeeco account. Posting lame cliches? Offering The Fly advice? The Fly will still finish the year up the usual 20% and more. Push yourself down a few flights of stairs at once, troll.

Something tells me FB & TWTR have a lot lower to go too. So does AAPL since there is no projected growth in the name. CSCO might hold up well due not only to valuation, but also a decent divy. Natty might be a good place to invest.

Dr. Fly, I have no advice or encouraging words for either you or I. I’m not planning on doing anything in the market today. If it isn’t raining in your neck of the woods, maybe a casual stroll with your pooch & a pipe would be a nice way to spend the afternoon…

You are an idiot. I could make a fortune just fading you. Please don’t opine on anything stock related. Ever.

In fact, why not go to the forum where idiots,retards & other assembled fools gather and discuss the things that idiots discuss? A morons LoTR if you will. You could lead up topics like UFO sightings, Bigfoot hunting and the real acting talents of Jaden Smith and Ashton Kutcher.You would be King over there. King Retard The First you would be called. I can already picture your avatar.

These billionaire Wall Street thieves want to take my money, avoid taxation, and donate to liberal causes to make them feel all good about it inside. They make massive political contributions to keep the scam in place.

I have just one question for the gracious proprietor of this site: Is Monsieur le Fly, aka Señor Tropicana, aka Horatio Clawhammer, aka, Plutonium Petey, winning even as he appears to be losing, rather badly?

Constructive criticism is one thing, but being a f-tard just to express your schadenfreude is a whole other thing. The people who kick other people when they are already down are the lowest vile cretins in the food chain. On par with puppy snuff film watchers.

I for one will be very sorry to see you go if that is the route you end up choosing. Your blog and subscription service have been of great value to me, not only in investing, but also in displaying an outlook on life that is condusive to being successful. Plus the obvious amusement value.

I wish you all the best in your future endeavors, whatever they may be.

Stop being a pussy. Look at everything in the market. It’s dying. It’s dying because everyone is being a pussy. Sling dick motherfucker. Go outside, roll up a nice fat blunt. Throw on YG’s new album. “Bicken Back Being Bool” and chill out. Look at GILD, shit crushed earnings remarkably and did fuck all.

Sometimes the best option is to go to safety and beat the hell out of a heavy bag for 3 days….use an axe and chop some wood…go fight a wino……then sit for a day in a dark room……watch The Matrix (for an entirely different reason than enjoyment)…and emerge with a new eye. Oh…and cut carbs.

Shamelessly kicking a man when he is down?!?! Such reproachable behavior is Most Untoward!
And in a man’s own home, no less?!?!
Godless, barbarous heathens, the lot of you…
For God’s sake, gentlemen! Remember yourselves!

“Without a doubt, this will resonate within the homosexual community of Silicon Valley and punish those misfit retards with harsh valuation cuts, at some of their most praised “start-ups.”

That’s the only sliver lining in this here debacle.”

Indueed. And may I add this short request of God.

Dear God,
May you manifest the failure of all plumbing and electrical service (including temporary generators) at the “campus like” headquarters of any technology company around the world for a period of no less than 13 days beginning no later than 10:00pm eastern standard time this evening .

And if it is not to much to ask lord, please coordinate an infestation of crabs in and around the pubic regions of all technology executives around the world who hold a title of vice president or higher at their respective companies. May you grant this prayer within the next forty eight hours. The bar scene should help you with this one.
In your name we pray.
Amen.

FLY, I LOVE THE NEW AVATARS!!! Now we can tell the Real Jenny from the Block vs the FAKE Jennifer. They all sort of look like bacteria too, which amuses me too. You promised me the top a few weeks ago, Which was the perfect call…even though I think it is 1755 spx. People are so Greedy.