7 responses to “I Miss Them”

Now that is scary! This next Halloween, we need to sneak in and set afire a bag of dogshit on the front porch at King Putt’s new house on Belmont Road in Kalorama. Used to do that when I was a rotten teenager .. the results are hilarious, when the homeowner runs outside and stomps on the fire!

A) His house has a wall with pointy metal stakes, most likely poison tipped.
B) He wouldn’t answer the door. Best you’d get would be maybe Reggie. Outside shot it’s Valerie.
C) For all we know, they’d like the aroma.