It only took one commercial break before an announcer told us that we could get our very own DVD of what it took to become the greatest swimmer in history.

Don’t forget the Visa commercials, says Richard Sandomir.

And then came the Visa ad that congratulated Phelps for his eighth gold medal. I canâ€™t be sure if Morgan Freeman, recently in a serious car accident, was standing by, waiting for the right moment. More likely, Freeman recorded his words weeks ago, in anticipation of the victory.

Thank God this garbage is over.Â

Today’s Dump:

Mushnick gets us started with rant against Goodell, code of conduct [NY Post]