Boobs arnt the only thing that make a woman. It doesnt matter the size of the cup if she doesnt have a brain to go with it. Cant stand most models because of that. Hawter the hell but indowed with the intelligence of a amoeba. No go for me. Shes got to have cunning, cleverness, a fire in her eyes and a song in her heart. There got to be something there more then just looks. Probably why Im still alone, lol.

Gwydia's a vengeful hag who contemplated giving a blowjob to a stranger for a fake ID. She also hated a guy for more than half the comic simply because he accidentally bumped into and apologized to her immediately after.. She's pretty much as generic and stereotypical as every mary sue ever made ever.

Agate is a flaming offensive stereotype who seems to act more like a bratty 12 year old girl with a penis. A crime against fashion? Really? That made me feel sick. I'm gay and even I want to deny him civil rights.

Rae is an angsty town slut. He has had sex with every single man in town, and is a disgusting club hopping whore.

Sparky seems to be an 8 foot tall ix year old. Considering he's just about the only straight guy in this entire comic, he sure acts like a blushing fluttery school girl at even the thought of giving a boy his phone number, oh, and I can't recall a single moment in my time in high school where I ever saw a single man say "oh dear".

Then there's the one asian guy who turned out to be gay, and after five seconds left in a room started making out with Agate for no reason and calls him "my love". Nice to know all gay men are sluts, girls..

But, seeing as how all of these characters sound like they were named after elves from lord of the rings, or just from mashing random words together on the keyboard,I'm gonna have to say ... my favorite character is one of the creator's little brother who is indignant to the "gay comic". He rocks.