House porn gets a lot of love on the Internet; celebrity house porn, however, brings out the real passion. So today we capitalize on that fierce appetite and up the ante. We'll show you two celeb homes. You pick the one you'd most want to own, if, as it is for these people, money was truly no object.

Photos 1-9: Leonardo DiCaprio's (recently sold) Malibu beach home

After over a year of hoping for someone to buy this beachfront property for $23M, DiCaprio (aka– at least currently– the "Wolf of Wall Street") has sold his 7-bed, 6-bath luxury property for $17.35M. Really, we wonder why he sold it at all: he was leasing it in the balmy summer months for $150K a month, according to Trulia Luxe. The lot is almost 3,000 square feet of oceanfront, sun soaked luxury, embellished by 3 separate homes– a mini compound, if you will. And lest you shed a tear for this Hollywood star taking such a hit off his original asking, know he purchased the home in 2002 for $6M.

The property includes a four-bedroom main house, a two-bedroom detached guest house, a loft with gym, media room, seventh bedroom and office, private parking, garden/lawns and beach entry and maids quarters.

Photos 10-17: Bryan Cranston's Ventura beach house

In this corner, we have Bryan Cranston's beach house, also in in Southern California.

This property, which was once "1940s-era military housing that in subsequent decades became an uneven hodgepodge that defied local permits and was slowly sinking into the sand," according to Dwell.com, is now a beach home built green. It's been completely revamped to meet LEED Platinum and Passive House U.S. certification, meaning it goes very easy on use of fossil fuels.

Per the official project website, features include "photovoltaic solar panels, water heating solar panels, SIPs wall systems, radiant heated ﬂoors, no VOC paints and stains, rain water collection, recycled materials, LED lighting, Energy Star appliances, and much much more." Dubbed 3 Palms, its titanium tower and Prius parking make it truly one of a kind.

Of course, this poll is hypothetical in the extreme. Not only can most of us never dream of buying such homes, neither is for sale. DiCaprio's home just sold; Cranston doesn't seem interested in selling his. Still, which one, if you could, would you rather call your own?