Okay, hold on now. See, you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die? That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.

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—Pickles, on lobsters

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Relax, here's what you do: he sleeps...sack, bar of soap...bang bang bang...brain damage...corn field...gun...pshoooo (makes the sound of a gun)...funeral...

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—Pickles

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Uhh, you're totally gonna kill me for this, but I forgot to press record... but here's the good news...I'm saaaaaaawry.

The Rest Of Dethklok

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist and GMILF pussy-slayer of Dethklok. Allegedly the "fastest guitarists ins the wayalds." Pluralizes everything, most likely a result of brain damage from Syphilis

Dethklok's rhythm guitarist. Like Skwisgaar, Toki speaks in a bastardized form of English, but is slightly more well-pronounced. In contrast to the other members of Dethklok, Toki is a muscular manchild who collects action figures and builds model planes. Despite his soft demeanor, Toki is the only member of Dethklok who is shown intentionally murdering another human being.

Could you do me a favor? Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me?

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—Murderface, speaking to his assassin

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Nathan Explosion

Vocalist for Dethklok. A big ugly goliath with long, greasy hair, Nathan was created to appeal directly to the Metalocalypse fanbase. Being the vocalist, main character of the show and a Mary-Sue for Brendon Small, Nathan has some pretty lulzy quotes.

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Well, bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water, so therefore, we are bleach.