Bread is lovely. It's soft, quiet and largely immobile. Teenagers, on the other hand, are packed with sturdy bones, boisterous and don't stay in any one spot for too long. They're pretty much the opposite of bread, and so they're not very good at playing I Am Bread. »1/12/15 11:00am 1/12/15 11:00am

"They appear to have crossed the line from virtual reality to reality," said Police Chief Lou Pachec of the two teens who allegedly threw Molotov cocktails at an apartment building in Raynham, Massachusetts over the weekend. »7/02/10 3:20pm 7/02/10 3:20pm

A group of adolescents interred at an internet addiction boot camp rose up against their oppressors last week, restraining their supervisor and fleeing the facility to taste sweet, sweet freedom. At least until their parents sent them back. »6/08/10 11:40am 6/08/10 11:40am

A new poll by the Pew Research Center - you should know them, they're like the NPR of polls and stuff - finds that 80 percent of American kids between ages 12 and 17 have a game console, and more than half have a handheld. »2/03/10 11:30pm 2/03/10 11:30pm

As much as I like to make fun of XS Games' PopStar Guitar for even existing, I can't shake the feeling that if I were 20 years younger or so I would really get a kick out of their track listing. They've just revealed five new original master recordings for the game, two from Fall Out Boy, one from Paramore, and two…
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