Please
answer each question honestly, bearing in mind that while it is
impossible to fail this test, your answers may determine where you'll
spend the night.

1. When you are wrong, you will admit it to your partner:A. Within seconds.B. Just as soon as cows produce root beer.C. Usually before sunset.

2. On your most recent vacation,
you:A. Strolled sun-soaked beaches barefoot, then basked in the
glow of each other's eyes.B. Left messages on each other's answering machines.C. Had to come home for a rest.

3. Which of the following most
accurately describes the frequency of your love-making?A. Tri-weeklyB. Try weaklyC. Try weekly

4. Complete this sentence: I
believe the Children of Israel wandered in the wilderness for 40 years
because:A. God was testing their marriages.B. Moses didn't pay attention when his wife was giving
directions.C. Moses wanted everybody to appreciate the Promised Land once
they got there.

5. When you're watching TV
together, who controls the remote?A. We do not watch television; we go for walks and talk about
our feelings.B. I do.C. Whoever gets it first.

7. The movie title that best sums
up your sex life:A.Some Like It HotB.Gone with the WindC.As Good as It Gets

8. (For men only.) You've just
bought a late-model minivan, complete with CD player. The phone rings.
It's your frenzied wife calling from Biff's Auto Repair to tell you
she has totalled the van. You:A. Ask if she's okay.B. Total the telephone.C. Ask if she's okay—and if the CD player still works.

9. (For women only) After a
particularly tough day, your husband has crashed in front of the TV
set. You decide to:A. Stand beside the TV set and try on lingerie.B. Put fiberglass insulation in his pajamas.C. Pour two tall ginger ales and crash with him.

10. Your definition of
communication is:A. I am attentive to my partner's communication needs. I listen
well and share openly my thoughts, aspirations, and feelings.B. Nintendo.C. Sorry, I was distracted. Could you repeat the question?

11. It's 12:30 a.m. and neither
of you can sleep. Your spouse says, "Honey, I'm hungry. Would you get
me a slice of cheese?" You say:A. "Is that all, sweetheart? How about a salad with croutons?"B. "Zzzzzz."C. "Swiss or cheddar?"

How to score:
If you answered "A" more than six times, thanks for taking this quiz
during your honeymoon. We wish you all the best in the years ahead. If
you found yourself gravitating to the "B" responses, take an aspirin
and resubscribe to Marriage Partnership in the morning.
Also—find a soft pillow. You'll need it on the couch.

If you chose "C" five or more times,
you've got a good thing going.

Collect 10 bonus points if you also
answered "A" more than once. Sounds like some flexibility, lots of
laughter, and a servant heart are keeping your marriage fresh.

Now, break out the ginger ale. It's
time to try weekly!

To
read more about Phil and Ramona's 20 year marriage, check out Who
Put My Life on Fast Forward?