No good ever comes from a conversation that starts, "I don't mean this as criticism, but ..."

That introductory clause should be eliminated from the English language and the people who use it should be silenced. The same goes for "Please don't take this the wrong way," and "I know it's not my place ..."

Those insincere opening statements irk me more than...

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