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CONTENTS: - Issue 264 - - 0102181423 hrs -
* Christian Methodist Sheep Clone First Humanoid Embryo
* Jury Hung On Gallows Verdicts
* Lucky Boys Confusion Rock LaCross Warehouse
* Drunk In Bar Hollers, "Freebird!"
* NBC, Sony Latin and Northrop Grumman Announce Corporate Merger
* Bill Gates Doesn't Make Headline News For Entire Week
* Radio City Music Hall Pre-Emptive Strike Invasion of US
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] PUBLISHER'S NOTE: notas publish mas [
Hello there, I'm prime anarchist and this is the 'zine for
the February half-moon when George W. Bush bombed the tar
and nicotene out(side) of the no-fly zone.
Depleted Uranium is safe, right? Adolf Hitler's birthday
fast approaches, please kids. Please, especially you TCM's.
Please. No violence this year. No weapons. Please. That's
not the answer. Yes. Your government fucked you very very
early in your life. Don't blame me, don't blame God, forgive
your teacher, your 'rents, and for pete's sake, don't waste
all five of the people who sit near you.
How many orphans are we making while we bomb outside the
no-fly zone? That's all I ask. In 2012 when these 'rentless
kids blow up a cessna, a high-speed rail, mail a bomb to an
EXXON CEO, or shoot the shit out of the Statue Of Liberty, are
you going to dismiss them as terrorists? Senseless misdirected
violence? Tax-payer, will you EVER RECOGNIZE YOUR PARAMILITARY
COMPLICITY???
Who's to blame? Who should you lash out at? Someone made you
an orphan, an outcast, or a just a schmuck. Search desperately
for what orphaned you, killing hundreds of your classmates as
you go, right? NO, THAT'S REALLY FRIGGIN' DUMB.
Grow up. Snivel the snot out of your nose, and then look for
better ways to avenge the death of your dreams, kid. Please,
please, ok. Listen, do me a humongous favor. Waste people
during next-year's Hitler birthday if you have to. If you hold
off killing people one whole year, I suspect you'll either kill
yourself, or become enlightened in the meantime. But this monday
(President's day this year. MLK day or something last year?
The day that TCM [yeah, trenchcoat mafia] announced that Colorado
children would die en masse on Hitler's birthday) please, please
try not killing anyone. Please, you owe it to humanity to try and
find a better way first.
OK, I'll try not to rant too much today.
When I was a deckhand on a Project Oceanology fishing boat
one summer there was a foggy morning I remember all too well when
we took a couple junior high school classes up the river to finish
teaching them things we'd been working with a few miles out into
the Atlantic ocean.
[ref]-[http://members.tripod.com/~fasters/ati122.html]
[ use your finder for the word buouy... ]
The skipper points out into the channel and says "do you notice
anything missing there?" I did but couldn't tell what it was.
"Green buouy 6 is supposed to be right about there," he said to
me, "yeah, there," before radioing in to the Coast Guard to tell
them there was a buouy missing. He seemed amused more than worried,
although we had a very difficult time ahead of us without that buouy
around, as we tried keeping the thing safe for about 60 kids and
their various sundry chaperones.
Not a half hour went by before we saw where the buouy had been
disappeared to, further up the "river" (it's not a river at all
but an estuary, but I digress habitually) "there it is," I remember
thinking, "how'd it get up here?" Well while we were up in the
estuary, the radio was humming with explanations from the Coast
Guard and the navy and then suddenly
. . . . . . . nothing . . . . . . . . .
A huge coverup ensued. Well what happened according to both
radio groups within the Coast Guard and the navy was either
a submarine of the same exact class as yesterday's Hawaii
mis-hap, or a Seawolf class, I don't remember precisely,
either way, a nuke-sub got caught on it the same way a skate
egg might catch on seaweed.
Only in this sub's case, you likely pay a huge tax burden
assuming they will make darned sure they don't do millions
of dollars worth of damage to these weapons of mass destruction
every time you turn around. Yes, I say millions because a channel
buouy weighs between 2 and 6 tons, and is fastened to the bottom
of the sound with iron chain links that each weigh about as much
as you or I do. It's not just anyone can go over there and put
that buouy back where it belongs and repair or replace a few links
of that iron chain.
I'm sure the nuke-sub was tore up pretty badly as well, enough
to hobble all the way home, "don't anyone tell mom."
Almost as bad as the Kursk maybe?
So tore up pretty badly, and no one's gonna tell, which means
it's bound to happen again, over and over and over, until some
other day when someone _I S_ willing to tell, and begin to work
some of these things out the right way. That's the only way we're
not going to see more schoolaged teens lost at sea, or killed
instantly by the United States' weapons of mass destruction.
By accident? Well, is incompetence an accident? Sure, a first
time or a third time. Not a fifth time.
"Whether they’re in Japan or Taiwan or Europe," says Fletcher Newton
in Wyoming Business magazine:
[http://wyomingbusiness.cc/wyjuly2000/wyouranium.htm]
"plant operators need to know that when they contract to buy uranium,
they’re going to get it and that they don’t have to worry about
political strife or separatist governments or extreme political
groups that might prevent that."
Just an aside, does anyone know if nuke-subs are still tipped with
titanium? Or are they using the stronger, and more popular Depleted
Uranium nowadays?
So, two things I think need to be given a long hard look right
away by all the american people, or at least by the congress that
soaks their bucks, is the HORRIBLY RAMPANT INCOMPETENCE IN THE
HIGHEST ESCHELONS OF THE US MILITARY, and recalling this friggin'
stooooopid phase three arms race no one seems to know how to back
out of.
"Funex werks," said George W. "Just dial 1-800-abcde um, um,
er, uh..."
[There was a Quayle Quarterly, is there going to be a
Bush? Weekly? Daily? And why wasn't there a Clinton???]
OZFEST IS COMING: Better make sure
you get your tickets last month!
] George Magazine's Christina Valhouli got this [
]quote while interviewing "Touched By An Angel's" [
]creator and writer Martha Williamson - - - - - -[
"Williamson is obsessed with 'The Matrix' and would love to meet
rapper Eminem. 'I see a lot of the same things wrong in the world
that he does,' she said slurping down a strawberry smoothie in her
book-lined Salt Lake City office."
"Touched By An Angel's" Martha Williamson interviewed
by George Magazine's Christina Valhouli.
] rest of the story? [
About three times a year, Williamson travels to Washington D.C.,
on "fact-finding missions." She is briefed by politicians on
issues that can be spun into shows. For example, Rep. Frank Wolf
(R-VA) and Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) filled her in on slavery
in Sudan, which became the subject of the 1999 season premiere.
Rep. Ed Markey (D-MA) calls her a "one-woman multinational
crusader for human rights."
] & ati wonders [
Does Eminem go to DC two three times a year too?
Kentucky hemp sent to Oglala Lakota
"Growers say it's a symbolic effort"
FRANKFORT, Ky. (PArAPhrAsed From AP And UPI
Reports) - Lakota people, who got their entire
year's crop destroyed by US Gov't agents were
able to go to Kentucky and get presented with
a load of donated hemp.
"They're honorable people," said Louie Nunn,
who used to be the Governor around there, "they
needed help."
20 bales and 55 large bags of hemp bedding for
livestock - was donated by the Kentucky Hemp
Growers Cooperative Association. The hemp wasn't
grown in Kentucky, it was grown in Canada.
Oglala's Tribal Council had worked with Tribal,
State AND Federal Governments all year including
during spring planting. They were current with
everything asked of them up to last year's August
morning when Federal Agents came in looking like
commando units and destroyed about 2,000 hemp
plants.
Andy Graves, president of the Kentucky cooperative,
said the donation was "a symbolic effort." It makes
up for the product they would have worked with had
Feds not come in and defoliated the region. Oglala
Lakota people say they will try this again every year
until they get an adequate crop for making hemp
products.
-=[A cynical author wonders aloud what kind of hoes
and chemicals might work best on government agents]=-
PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS 2KNIGHT
Pipe Bombs Found in Pa. Suburb
LIMERICK, Pa. (PAWN) --
There once were small pipe bombs in Phillish
Raising fears that a serial killer was killish
And although criminals lurk,
No one has been hurt.
And Police Chief Weaver was curt,
Because he keeps losing his shirt
On fake drug busts, and bomb hoaxes,
And the ongoing possibility that
A copycat was at work.
"GOD" IS AT MENTAL HOSPITAL
A director of a large network of furniture shops
in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk, got to a
mental hospital. He considers himself the Lord.
The director ordered employees of his company
to sprinkle furniture, exhibited for sale, with
the mixture of "God’s" urine and popular in Russia
mineral water "Saint Springs."
"God," a karate black belt, knocked out an employee
of the ambulance, which arrived to take him to hospital.
He also chopped off two fingers with a Samurai sword to
prove his divine origin and insensibility to pain.
Nevertheless, while staying at hospital, he still rules
the trading network, because he is its sovereign owner.
\ song idea \
\You buy songs\
\ to love 'em.\
You\should NEVER \
buy \'em 2 pretend\
you \ wrote them. \
NOT SOLD IN STORES.
A recent price report has Bigmouth Billy Ass
selling for $7.99 US, in a local electronics
store.
A quick eBay search shows up 2.99 and 12.00
with 0 bids; 3.50 with 1 bid; 2.25 for 7 bids,
1.25 for 3; and Dexter the Singing Duck sitting
at 9.95 and 7.50 with 0 lonely bids.
I'm just curious, did you pay 39, 79 or 129?
IE: how many months ago?
& THE ATI FAILED BUSINESS OF THE MILLENIUM AWARD
GOES TO: Howard Computers
For their campaign, "Ever heard of Howard Computers?"
"You will."
Each millenium we give an award to a venture which
best represents most of all of the other failures
around it.
This millenium's goes to Howard Computers. Howard
Transport outfitted all their trucks with mudflaps
that freely advertised the computersales division,
which may even be selling, but as they say in rhetoric-
land, "well, uh, have you heard of them? Have you?
Huh? Huh? Huh."
EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO GOLDY HAWN MOVIES
by Nat Grudge in the 3rd person. Special to
PAWN - Prime Anarchist World News 2nite.
Norfolk - (PAWN) President Bush was playing commander in
chief today during high-tech war games at Joint Forces
Command in Norfolk, Va. at the same time two Blackhawk
Helicopters collided killing six military and injuring
eleven. Unnamed sources close to the corporate media
say there is "no correlation between George Bush playing
wargames and the planes crashing but Nat Grudge thinks
differently.
"He crashed 'em, alright." Grudge said in a press
conference live in irc chat, "period, end of paragraph.
And I think Cheney and Powell are behind it."
Grudge claims a video link allowed him to confer with
NATO leaders at sea, which is how Grudge got enough inside
information to be sure in his mind and heart that Bush did
in fact kill these young men in harm's way.
Yesterday, during a similar appearance at Georgia's Fort
Benning, Mr. Bush detailed his $5.7 billion "quality of life"
improvement plan for the military.
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"It's unbelievable how easily
The other lemmings seem to follow me."
Open wide, let 'em slide, right off the cliff
They'll land in their own pile of tired old B.S."
--lyric from Sonic Joyride song "B.S."
COMING SOON -
* Record Review: Sonic Joyride's "Behemoth CD."
* LBC in LaCross; LBC in Kenosha
* Bush Says He's Likely To Attack Iraq "A Few More Times"
* White House Will Need To Sell Off Surplus Marijuana
Cocaine And Heroin From POTUS' Recent Mexico Trip
* Beyonce Knowles Wears Some Clothing.
* Punk Band Picks Name. Lao Mine Soup
* NASA Goddard Shearson Lehman Hutton Smith EF Barney Coke
To Layoff Viagra, Ephedrine and Beer
THE ATI SYNTHESIZED PARODY SONG OF THE WEEK:
Try To Guess What Singers We're Raggin' On.
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a plagiarizer
Closer than my peeps
You are to me.
Baby-eeeeee
Just call me shorty in the morning
Bay-Beeeee
You are my friend in weed
Indeed, bay-beeeee
Shorteeeeee.
Plagiar-ager, ager ager-eeeeeee
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OK
We end with a short convoluted,
Take-home Metaphor.
Because afterall, is?
Said and done.
No justice in
Criminal justice system
When there's little or no
Criminals IN it, yet it's
Ever so much the
Criminals are OPERATING it.
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