Comic dialogue and data: what the fruc, america?! : five years in this country and still complaining. : i hate high- fructose corn syrup. : so drink diet. : america invented coca- cola, yet it's the only place where coke tastes like boiled ass. : yeah? : we also invented democracy! hah! : and look how that turned out. : we didn't actually invent democracy.

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Diesel Sweeties is a pixelated webcomic by Richard Stevens 3 that has been continuously updated since April 2000. Sometimes the people kiss the robots. Be warned.