Abraham: Your mom signed a thing for me so now I know we’re meant to be together. ;_;

Ytterbium: … I’m opening the gate to go inside, and if you follow me I will pepper spray you.

Apparently the driveway is the hot place to be right now.

And then everyone was asleep and I didn’t know what to do.

We have this statue tho that’s cool.

Apparently morning bikini women is just a fact of life here.

Abraham: Yeah, I spent all night here. Didn’t sleep a wink.

Pillar: You left the walls down. : )

WELL FUCK U TOO BUDDY

Thulium: I’m even scorned by my younger sisters now. Great. ;_;

Ytterbium: You can… um… come sit closer to the front, you know.

Thulium: Forced to sit back here, alone. ;_;

Ytterbium: We’d really prefer it if you sat next to us so we could talk and it’d be less awkward. : I

Thulium: They hate me. ;_;

Bikini Paparazzi: Since we can’t get to the pool inside, I made my own! 8D

Abraham: Ooh, maybe we could catch fish in it, too!

Bikini: :O If we could catch fish, we could have food to sustain ourselves! AND NEVER NEED TO LEAVE!!!

Papergirl: … I’m just gonna put this here… and walk away.

Terbium: Now that my LTW is done, what better way to connect with my daughters than to work at their school? 😀 They’ll love it!

I don’t think–

Terbium: THEY’LL LOVE IT! 8D

After her first day, Terbium went over to the Goth house to suck up to her boss, Cornelia.

… this will not be helping Terbium’s relationship with her boss.

Europium: So… are you Thulium’s boyfriend?

Michael: I’ve honestly never spoken to her in my life.

Europium: … well then. Um. Do you like this show?

Michael: … it’s alright.

Terbium: So, what do you think about burgers, kid? That’s what kids like, right? Burgers? Ones that come with cheap toys or something? Should I get you fast food or something? Is that how parenting works?

Ytterbium: Mom I am very hungry. Please let me get breakfast.

Ytterbium’s hair: *is eaten by a window*

Thulium had a field trip.

Thulium: … sigh.

Lisa: … I invited you to sit with me and you completely ignored me.

Thulium: SIGHHH.

Thulium: Siiii… -gn me the fuck up that is some GOOD shit!

Maybe now she’ll have a nicer outlook on life.

Thulium: AAAH IM STARVING BECAUSE THEY DON’T FEED US AT THESE THINGS AND A TAXI REAR-ENDED OUR RIDE HOME.

Or not.

She made it back home okay and I used my free command to have her call VJ.

Terbium: Thulium–

Thulium: Mom shut up I’m calling the hottest guy in–HI VJ! 😀

Terbium: Thulium–

Thulium: Mom shut up I’m doing homework.

Terbium: … Thulium, you are grounded from homework until you come talk to me.

Thulium: Mom what the fuck.

Terbium: … wanna learn how to drive in the Motive Mobile?

Thulium: … okay that is ten times cooler than doing homework.

Thulium: Can I honk my horn at the losers doing homework in front of the diner?

Terbium: I would be disappointed if you DIDN’T do that.

*HONK HONK*

Terbium: … Now turn around so we can drive past and do it again. 8D

Sandi: … they’ve been circling the block for an hour now wtf.

River: Just try to ignore them. : /

*HONK HONK*

Terbium then abandoned Thulium in front of a random house so she could drive the MM to work.

Thulium: … shit I should probably do that homework now. : I

Someone sent a hot tub through the mail… somehow… and June immediately broke it in.

Erbium followed.

June: What’s the world coming to that the youth wants to sit around buck naked? This generation is so entitled.

June you did it first.

June: It’s all these videogames and Pokémon Suns and Moons what’s deteriorating morality! I come out and see my child sitting naked in a hot tub? Damn millennials have no sense of decency!

Ytterbium: Um… okay gramma.

Terbium: RAWR!

Ytterbium: WHAT THE SHIT MOM

Terbium: … wanna do family bonding?

They played some tag. : P

Terbium: I’m too frickin’ old for this.

Ytterbium: I didn’t hear any apologies when you almost made my heart give out! Keep running!

Erbium finally got out of the hot tub.

Someone stole their clothes. : 3

… and it wasn’t me.

We got a magic gnome and now that I think about it, I can’t remember having any in this ISBI. I know we had a bunch in the legacy before but I dunno where this one came from.

I named it and promptly forgot its name.

I hope this pose doesn’t mean a meteor’s going to come.

I’ve had a couple games where no one was looking at the stars or anything and then WHAM a meteor! Once when everyone in the house was sleeping!

Speaking of sleeping, WHY DO THE BUNKBEDS DO THIS?

They have ladders on BOTH sides for a reason!

I thought our fridge was broken but apparently it was just Erbium trying to passive-aggressively murder everyone in the house.