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I’d fuck her like I’d fuck the 15-year-old girl that sat in front of me at the Green Day concert. In retrospect, she could have been twelve, but I’m not choosy. I unconsciously ran my hands over her exposed thighs, rubbing them as she seduced me. “So you’re saying it’s all right when we’re all in the same room, but not when we’re alone? Val didn’t have the air conditioner on high like Lee and I had. ” she exclaimed as she leaned down and kissed me on the lips. When Larisa walked out of the terminal, I realized I had forgotten just how breathtakingly beautiful she was. As I saw her, a flood of happy and comforting memories filled my loins… I remembered how good I felt around her and how she had a way of making all my problems instantly fade away. I was surprised they weren’t bright red hard shell suitcases from the 70’s to be perfectly honest. All of a sudden Val jumped up and wrapped her legs around my waist, causing me to lose my balance and fall backwards onto her bed. “Val…” “Oh come on Matt,” she said as she leaned down to kiss my neck. I had wanted to sleep with her since the first day I saw her at school. Val pressed her soft warm lips against my neck, gently pushing her tongue past them, licking my skin. I was at full attention now, my manhood forming a tent in my dark green cargos, rubbing against the thin red material of her shorts. Larisa was with us.” She gave me a weird ‘I’m deep in thought’ look. Seriously Gary, anger management this winter break. I decided to peruse the nearby gift shop and bought a guitar magazine and a Snickers bar because really… I saw the plane pull up to the connecting tunnel, and a few minutes later, people exited the aircraft. She looked around for me, carrying her backpack on her shoulder. We made it about two hundred feet before I almost collapsed like Jesus carrying the cross… “…Just gotta rest the hands.” I wiggled my fingers around like the bassist from Tantric, trying to loosen them up… God there are so many inside jokes in this story that only one person would get. She was the only person that had suitcases without wheels. In all seriousness, our relationship wasn’t that bad. I’m not saying that we aren’t sarcastic and standoffish… After about an hour-long drive, we finally got back home. The trees were covered in leaves, the grass slightly long. When you’re around a nice neighborhood like mine all the time when you’re little, you don’t appreciate the beauty of it. Even though we talked everyday, I yearned to hold her, to feel her soft body against mine, to stare into her loving brown eyes. I missed the way she laughed, the way she smelled, the way she tied me up and gave me a foot job. That’s why I spent 2 months driving around with the following CDs – a Metallica bootleg you couldn’t even understand due to shitty quality, Oasis, Presidents of the United States of America, and two Tantric albums. I had selected some Metallica and Avril Lavigne CDs for the ride. I missed her so much since she went back to California a few months before. It was sort of a pain in the ass to have to take it out to switch discs. Still not getting a whole lot of hours or pay.” Barely part time hours and I was making .50. “Just enough to take you out and spoil you a bit.” Spoil her at the dollar menu. I never felt anything like that with my other girlfriends. I’m going to try to get settled at home as fast as I can so it’s not chaos when I bring her back from the airport.” Larisa and I had decided she would spend the summer in New Jersey with me in my parents’ house. And then there were the deadly spiders, snakes, and mountain lions. I think when God created Arizona he forgot to make grass. That’s worth it.” “I still can’t believe you’re dating her. All those years of batching to her…” It took Lee a while to catch on to my vocabulary, my vernacular, my loquacious diction, but he did. Now, I’m batching to my girlfriend.” My cell phone rang, interrupting our conversation. I’m sure they talked and tussled each other to pass the time. She held them in her hands as I watched for her bags among the others that appeared on the belt… ———————————————————————————————————— After I took a quick piss, I stopped by Val’s room. God forbid any of my belongings rested on the leather seats of our eight-year-old minivan and scratched the upholstery. I learned from the past and decided to bring home my belongings little by little during the last few weeks of school, putting everything in its proper place in my room as it came home. Well maybe she’ll forget to buy you a house for your anniversary.” Not that Larisa would. I could tell my mom wasn’t thrilled about having a stranger live in her house, and fuck her son in every room. We were getting friendly looks from the other people around us, staring at the two lovebirds finally reunited. I was referring to that little bastard Tommy from 3rd Rock that got to make out with her in the film. She always opted for a seat in the isle so she wouldn’t have to look out the window. Fucking girls always bringing suitcases full of bricks. I put the strap of the smaller one across my shoulder and went for the other two, grasping one in each hand. with all my shit already packed up, leaving me with nothing to do. After that was taken care of, I was off to say goodbye to the people on my floor. Without having to worry about getting busted, and knowing of Larisa’s acceptance of the events, there was nothing to make it stressful any longer. Val spread her legs open slightly as she sexily smiled, still trying to seduce me. I figured I’d soak up one final vision of her in short shorts to jerk off to. ” ———————————————————————————————————— Just as I had predicted, there was fighting. Luckily, getting settled wasn’t as big a problem as it usually was. As the kiss ended we looked back into each other’s eyes. She looked deep into my eyes as a smile formed, ear-to-ear. So much.” I slid my arms around her again, pulling her close to me. “…I HATE that kid,” I whispered, thinking out loud. I’m getting better though.” Larisa was scared of flying, especially when she didn’t have a friend with her to calm her down. ” “Well I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a little TV show by the name of… but that goes to show you that even when the plane’s missing the nose AND the tail, at least forty-five people can survive. “Today.” Larisa just laughed as she involuntarily tightened her grip on my arms as they surrounded her. “I went to her room to say goodbye and she jumped me.” I wanted to be honest with her. “God that girl’s such a whore,” she said in a sweet joking way of course. I wonder if it was a bad idea to share her with you that one time.” “You mean twice? “Okay.” I stepped forward to grab them and mother fuck were they heavy.

“You didn’t seem to mind at the family reunion,” replied Val as she rubbed her body against my erection as I lied pinned on her bed. It’s a lot nicer than seeing a street filled with minorities and homeless people for weeks at a time. I carried my boxes up to my room to finish putting my stuff in its proper place and “dusting it off”. I thought of her the entire time I unpacked, staring impatiently at the clock until it was time to pick her up at the airport. ” I yelled for her on my way out the door to go to the airport because I forgot my CD holder. After all, I was going to need something relaxing for when I got stuck in airport traffic and/or got lost. After about a half hour minute ride, I was at the airport. I left myself enough time to wander around the airport looking for her terminal.

“Oh thanks,” she laughed, brushing the hair out of her face, pushing it off to the side.

” she asked as a small look of relief crept across her face. Just trying to make you feel better.” She playfully punched me in the arm.

So as usual, I have to sit there being pissed off and wait for her to arrive… Luckily, the computer I had been trying to dissemble was the last thing that needed to get packed up. Things between Val and I weren’t awkward anymore after Larisa told me she knew about the late night sexual antics that went on when the three of us shared a bed. She leaned back and looked at me seductively, her legs stretched out, one bent at the knee. As I had left the last room on my farewell tour, my cell phone rang. I answered and found it was my mother, letting me know she was downstairs. In the words of the referee from MTV’s Celebrity Death Match, Judge Mills Lane, “LET’S GET IT ON! The two of us shared a soft and romantic kiss in the airport terminal, just like a TV show, for about a minute. Matty,” she said as she stroked the side of my face with her hand. I don’t think that’s going to make me feel better.” Well, I tried. ” Larisa asked in a, ‘it’s a common occurrence’ way. I bet you don’t stud.” I mean, hey, Val was digging me in a big, big way and Larisa let her play with me… “There are my bags,” she said, nodding at the matching triplets that were coming out of the small dark room. “I’ll take one of them,” said Larisa, reaching for one. I’m the man here,” I grunted as I heaved them up off the ground.

…Bye.” “Didn’t leave yet did she,” he asked as he made an ever bigger mess. My head would fucking explode if for once, she stayed on schedule.” I make my schedule according to a certain agreed upon time and she never follows it. Her red booty shorts came down just below her ass, allowing me to gaze at her thighs. Okay.” We both sat there on her bed in silence for a minute or so as my dick shrunk to normal size. I’ll see you soon.” “You bet,” I responded as I gave her a long final look before turning to leave her room. I made my way down the hall saying goodbye to the rest of my fellow floor-mates. So, feel free to change it up a little,” I said sarcastically, trying to get her out of the slow lane. She leaned back and looked into my eyes with her amazing, comforting, big brown ones. I wish I could bottle this amazing feeling for a crappy day. That night in bed.” “I was referring to the other time, but whatever. It was awful nice of you to let her get some from me.” “Haha. Nothing shows the love between two people like sharing a cousin, or like two cousins sharing a guy. I’d tip in the form of a handjob if one showed up right about now.

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