Hello, I’m Frug, a member of the guild "The Committed"....well ok, maybe not a member, cuz I’m just a bear. But my idiot hunter/owner is, and since it’s not like I can leave him and start "The Committed Cubs" or somethin..here I am. I got things to say and this is where I’m gonna say it. Check back from time to time so I can tell you the brilliant things my idiot and the people around him put me through.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Finally, the Frug has come back...

Stormwind City

Ever have one of those weeks? Well, I don’t care – I’ve got problems of my own.

I saw on the guild forum a few of you ‘braver’ souls tried to call me out. Yeah, real tough hiding behind a firewall and all – your parents must be so proud. Pink slips, spankins…it’s easy to see why we’re feared across the land.

It’s not like I didn’t have anything to say, I just couldn’t get it out. The Wi-Fi network in Ashenvale went out. Seems as though someone in the inn was surfing for tauren porn and downloaded a virus or something. Pretty sad; I heard it was a paladin…bald headed guy, had a simple, plain name, not unlike John or Bill or something. I heard he was so distraught he had a breakdown and went PvP on everyone. Anyway, so I couldn’t get my laptop (or as I call it, the Frug-top) online until Idiot decided to go somewhere else. I was pumped when he got off his butt to go somewhere, but he went to Stonetalon. What in the blue hell is there in Stonetalon? If you ask me, nothing but weird sickos. I sat and thought about just how it was that there was a beast that was part lion, part bird…what kind of sick mating was that? Then we went a little further..Harpies…part chick, you know, a girl….and part…well…chick, a bird. That’s just wrong. So we ran back to the flight path in Stonetalon and it’s there I realized I had just seen the worse: an elf. With a deer-butt & legs. And antlers. How gross. All I know is that if anyone around here starts walking towards me with a smile on his face I’m gonna gut him. Sick. I was glad we got out of there.

We ended up in Stormwind City (Idiot flew, I ran of course) and thankfully their Wi-Fi is up so I can post again. The powers that be, and I don’t quite know who that is, have decided to make ‘Frug Off’ a blog..ok, whatever. They say that way, you girls can make comments on what I say. I’m still learning about this web stuff.

I’ll be fine as long as I don’t come across some naked tauren covered in whip cream…

1 Comments:

Welcome back Frug... I have been needing to speak with you about my Idiot owner. Some nightelf that has turquoise hair. She likes runing in circles getting lost in dungeons and need I say more also likes to take scuicide missions off the side of the high cliffs of Telsadril! I think I will join your movement of Animal Rights.