“Rebecca Black is a Quileute woman, twin sister of Rachel, older sister of Jacob and daughter of Billy and Sarah. She married an unnamed Samoan surfer when she was eighteen and moved to Hawaii, partly to get away from the memory of her mother who died in a car crash. Jacob, no matter how much he misses her, only mentions her a few times. She and Bella Swan were childhood acquaintances.”

But don’t you worry. I’m sure we’ll find the dirt on this bitch yet. So while we wait for photos of her debauched 12th birthday party to hit Wikileaks, let’s spare a second to pity the future of this poor girl.

But who knows? Maybe she’ll be able to make it with this whole “music” thing of hers. Being the temporary laughing stock of the internet has had a pretty direct impact on her career, “Friday” is actually doing pretty well in the charts.

If this girl can dominate the Japanese tsunami then maybe it’s true. Maybe certain things really are so bad, they’re good.

Either way, i’ll leave deep shit like that to her. She’s got it down to a tee.

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