Pr0az, although your skin has been dyed red by God because your people aren't Christians, and although you've had to put up with the horror of Mormons making a point of not knocking your door, you mean more to us here at MetalTabs than 3 or 4 DVD boxsets of Doctor Who or indeed an original vinyl pressing of Baywatch: The Soundtrack.

Happy birthday pal, you've survived twenty-four years - or frifty-seben bloogatrons, as they say on Jupiter - despite the repeated attempts by Joe Pesci to strong-arm you out of your treehouse casino. Any man who avoids being Pescified for that long deserves recognition, and it is with great pride that I present you with this award:

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*yay pr0az*
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Enjoy.

Last edited by Paddy : 2011-10-23 at 20:48.
Reason: Forgot to not type like a retard.

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!