31-day blog challenge, days 1-3

Day 1: Introduction and a recent photo

Hi. I’m Jess. I edit books and sometimes even write them. This is a picture of me and an owl. I love owls, but they’re not a bit cute and cuddly. This one looked like it would have been happy to take my finger off.

Me with a badass owl.

Day 2: 20 facts about me

(1) I’m the world’s greatest procrastinator and time-waster.

(2) Because of #1 I’m also an extremely disciplined writer. Working efficiently gives a person more time to waste!

(3) I have a second degree black belt in tae kwon do.

(4) I’m 5’1″ tall.

(5) I have a rather salty vocabulary.

(6) I don’t mind washing, drying, and folding laundry, but I hate putting it away.

(7) I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

(8) I prefer stinky cheese to chocolate.

(9) My house is clean but untidy. Clean and tidy are *not* the same thing. At all.

(10) I’m addicted to instant espresso.

(11) My bra size is…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did you really think I was going to put something like *that* on the internet?