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OOOMMMMGGGGGGG could my dating life get any worse?! Seriously - I'm telling you, I am cursed everytime around the 3rd or 4th date with a dude. Every. Single. Time.

So, out of the 103 dates in 9 months there were 11 second dates and 4 dudes I wanted to pursue more with. I use that loosely of course because I didn't necessarily want a relationship with all 4, but definitely wanted to explore the waters.

Tomorrow would have been my 4th date with this duderino that I actually went on a date with after the dude that made me cry. (WORST. FIRST. DATE. EVER.) He's amazing! We've totally been hitting it off, and I'm totes not mad at it.

During our first date he told me that he had tickets soon to see Coldplay. My ears perked up because I have been DDYIINNNNGGG to see Coldplay for YEARS! Literally!! I had tickets to see them in 2008 with my dad and they cancelled the show. Dudes, have you heard their live albums?!?! EPIC!!!! I was UNBELIEVABLY stoked for this show ... like unbelievably unbelievably unbelievably ... I get this text message from the duderino tonight, and here is the exact play by play of how it went down:

For the record, I am SERIOUSLY the most gullible person on the planet. I dunno, if someone says something I have no reason not to believe. Unless it's in business of course, haha then you're guilty until proven innocent ... but in my personal life, meh I just kinda go with the flow of it all.

I also just realized I spelled hotness wrong in his contact info. Damnit!!! Why was there no spell check on that one Droid!! HUH!!! Why I outta ...

Carry on. Talk amongst yourselves.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!!?!!? It's one thing to fuck up the date of something - dudes, I'm totally the most understanding person in the world. Shit happens ... but WHHHYYYY DID HE HAVE TO SAY HE WAS STILL GOING TO GO TO THE CONCERT?!?!?!

SERIOUSLY!! DON'T TELL ME!!! JUST GO!!!!

Meanwhile too, my roomie and one of her friends was over and I read to them all of the text messages as they came in. I very honestly wasn't even going to respond to him after he said he was still going to go. I just thought to myself, wow - that hurt and is kinda douchey, but whatevs.

The second he said hey if you can get there in 20 - I just got madder. I STILL DONT HAVE MY CAR BACKKK!!! The city bus will not get me there in 20 dude. That's just salt on an open wound.

The roomster and her friend said to say "have fun." It can be interpreted in multiple ways.

Fair enough, I thought. Again, I wasn't going to respond - but whatevs. I was kinda peeved. AGAIN, JUST DON'T TELL ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO!!! Don't post pics on Facebook, and don't friggen update your status. Just go ... have fun ... and be well. Life is short, and Coldplay is AWESOME - just DONT RUB IT IN!!

I wasn't going to say anything after that ... but as I was reading the messages to the group they BOTH chimed in at the same time and said type: yyyuupppppp!!

I started cracking up.

That was actually perfect.

So yeah, now he's at Coldplay and I'm listening to them on Spotify. OMMMMGGG HOW DID HE GO TO THE CONCERT WITHOUT ME!!!!

Just go if you were going to go!! Don't tell me you're still going to go!!

This is like EPIC, Costco size lame sauce.

I've never had a guy do this to me!! Concerts are my THING!! Music is my EVERYTHING!! I worship at the church of Coldplay mm,kay?

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::runs in circles and hits the wall:: Nuh-night