Good God, Christina Hendricks. How are you still upright?!!? These are some new photos of Christina and her husband (the Nerd King) Geoffrey Arend in NYC for the after-party of Everything Is Ours (a play). I like Christina’s newish bob haircut but that’s about it. Her outfit is crazy – polka-dot blouse with a floral skirt? Honey, no. And while I envy her waist, it seems like she gets more and more top-heavy with every year that passes. The seventh season of Mad Men is just going to have Joan Holloway played by a gigantic boob.

Christina continues to score roles beyond Mad Men too. She was previously cast in the adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s Dark Places as a stripper, but she’s been upgraded to the more significant role of “the mother”. Charlize Theron plays the daughter all grown up – does Charlize look like she could be Christina’s daughter? Eh. I mean, I’m glad that Christina has gotten a better role and that Hollywood likes her so much. But realistically, no, I don’t think Christina looks like she could be Charlize’s mom. You can read more about the film here.

Additionally – and these quotes are nearly a month old – did you know that Christina wants a part on Game of Thrones? OMG. GIVE HER TO TYRION LANNISTER. Christina said: “I want to be on ‘Homeland’ because I love the suspense of it… But I also want to be on ‘Game of Thrones.’ I want to wear pelts and horns and ride around on horseback.” Seriously, I could see her on Game of Thrones very easily. And it would be EPIC. Instead of Tyrion… maybe give her to the Khaleesi? Christina needs to be around dragons.

The only time she really looks great is when Laney Bryant is dressing her. Seriously, when MM is over she needs to hire L as her own personal stylist because she looks like a million bucks on that show! I think this outfit is cute but the poor girl is always going to look top heavy.

She should never wear a top that is not low cut. Her boobs look like they are running away from each other. Maybe this is just a really bad look for her but those breasts look way bigger than they used to. I know they are her trademark but if I were her I would get a reduction.

I have nothing against Christina. But, I have yet seen her in something flattering including her wedding dress. She’s just a hot mess when it comes to fashion. If I were a designer, I would never send her my clothing. She is pretty, though.

I am a little embarrassed to admit it, but I have a similar problem.
It is really hard to find clothes that are flattering when they get bigger than DDD. I was hoping to sign myself up for “What Not To Wear” for some advice, but it has been cancelled.
And because they are real, I have to wear a substantial bra. That cuts out many styles that I would love to wear.
But on a bright note, everything has its pros and cons. So suck it up and make the most of what you’ve got.
I think she is stunning.

Same here. I am an E Cup and find it difficult to impossible to dress sometimes. Blouses? Never buttoned, always open with a shirt underneath. Longsleeved with no cleavage? My boobs look like badly hidden torpedoes making for the deep sea, i.e. looking as if they are sagging. Tops with cleavage? Getting called slut and having men touch themselves while walking past. It’s horrible. And hers are even bigger and she’s a celebrity. I do not envy her, not one bit. The backpain alone…at least she can afford great bras, I have to make do and get as comfy as I can. The great brands are way to pricey for me.

she does have implants. she used to be very thin back in the day , she was a stock model in playboy. i have a sever hourglass figure toowith a smaller rack and i can attest that its a huge challenge to dress. i feel for christina.

There are a LOT of articles with pictures showing a dramatic change in boobage. I believe they are not real. I think something is wrong with her head. She has chosen a Heidi Montag, Coutney Stodden approach and it’s ridiculous!!!

Why bring Kimmode into this? Christina is on a real show and has real talent and Kimmode…well not so much. And besides that no one has had as much work done as Kim…from her eyes to her nose to her lips to waist to ginormous ass…all fake.

I totally think that hers are real. God–I’m so sick of body snark on women. As the mother of a 17 year old who is 5’2″ 105 lbs who wears a 28G bra, people who treat women this way grind my gears. My daughter gets crap from teachers, boys, students, even her freakin’ grandparents. People have accused her of getting implants and accused me of shoddy parenting for getting my teen daughter implants–as if! Teachers have tried to institute a separate dress code for just her. My mother-in-law (her step grandmother) suggested to her that she get a breast reduction.

Workin’ on a theory here, based on the differences between those old photos compared to her proportions today: what if she has some undiagnosed condition or tumor? Those girls seem to be on some ridiculous growth trajectory – could she have something like PCOS or thyroid dysfunction making her metabolism and hormones get out of whack, and making those babies go from B cup to watermelon cup? I’ll stay in the no-boob-job camp and justify it with this theory.

By the way, I would like a small sample of whatever it is – given that it does not involve surgery – to make my girls go up a size… Sister needs to reveal her secrets!

I really like her but when you have large breasts some things just never look good and this is just one of those times. I had breasts like that after having my son and hauled it around for a long time and finally had a reduction. Best thing I ever did!

Jesus take the wheel….is this woman allergic to v neck tops???? The colours are lovely, but the polka dots make her look like the young man in that commercial who has “Skiddles disease”. Just NO.

Go to you local book store, get the book “Marilyn in Fashion”, go to your nearest seamstress, hand the book to her and do what she tells you. Then, you will avoid the fashion travesty that continues to follow you.

I was just thinking the same thing! Please wear a V-neck. I can attest to the fact that big boobs and a short waist (which she has also) are very hard to dress. I’m a D and if I wear anything other than a V my shoulders and arms look huge.

I am in the midst of a Mad Men marathon and her boobs were not that big in the 1st 2 seasons. She needs to stop dressing like Joan off camera.

She doesn’t wear V-necks on MM…but they use a long pendant to create the same vertical lines! I caught on to their trick. So she still has the V shape that breaks up the chest/shoulder area, but it just isn’t done with fabric. Sometimes it is a necklace, other times they use a pen holder for her to wear.

that top is all kinds of wrong. I hate the neckline, the shoulders and how it’s darted below the bust. Also the fabric is ugly and it might be impossible to wear a decent heavyduty bra under that, so the boobs look kinda sad.
The skirt is nice though, but bot in combo with a white polkadot shirt.

No no no. She doesn’t look good. I couldn’t imagine life with those big breasts..If it was me I would seriously consider a breast reduction. I’m sure big boobs are gorgeous but i couldn’t be happy without being able to run, jump, ride a bycicle or wear only some kind of shirts or gowns.

I beg to differ – I had E-cups for a long time and running hurt like hell, even though I always wore hydraulic uplift minimizer bras WITH a sports bra overtop. Even bouncing over bumps or potholes on a bike hurt. So I had them reduced to a nice C and now I can run, jump and bike to my heart’s content.

See comment above, and yes, I did have expensive properly fitted bras. Try buying off the rack suits or bathing suits. The bottom would be falling off me in order to accommodate the old boobs. I had 2 lbs taken off each breast. So you either spend huge bucks having everything custom made (which I could NOT afford) or spend less money getting things altered. Either way getting a reduction gave me a new life (or my old one back before boobzillas took over).

I am an H-Cup myself. So if you write, that you still had pain “bouncing”, chances are your bras weren’t really fitted. There should be no pain!
Also if you were in need for two bras, the bras were not that supportive on their own? Which makes them bad choice for big boobs.

I think the rest of your body plays into it. I am built like Jessica S/Kim K, short and curvy, and I had FIVE pounds taken out of each boob when I had my reduction. There was no item of clothing in the world-no bra, no shirt, no dress-that fit me properly, no matter the cost, and no matter how much it was fitted or altered after the fact. So I’m wondering if being a short person made it worse? My sister has the same boobs, but she is 5’10 and slim, so she doesn’t have the same problems dressing her body.

I just bought a strapless bra that i have great hope for after years of disappointment. It is a Wacoal Red Carpet strapless bra, and the reviews online from women with 40DDDs and 36Fs made me think it would work well for my Ds. I haven’t worn it out yet, but it fit so well. The cups don’t just support on the bottom, they are shaped in this way where it actually comes up and around your boobs individually (no mono-boob). I was bouncing all over my house and so far it seems to work! Will wear in public with a dress this weekend.

Each woman is different. I did get fitted and still had pain when I ran, did aerobics, etc. I’m 5’6″ and a size 8 from the hips down, but was a size 14-16 from the waist up to accommodate the boobzillas. Long story short, the neck and shoulder pain, bra strap grooves, chafing under my boobs, clothes not fitting properly, balance issues, just finally got to me and I did the reduction. Best decision ever (except leaving my ex but that’s another story…)

i can’t imagine what it’d be like to have those dangling in your chest.. my boobs are literally non-existent. like..i just don’t have fat on my chest at all. completely flat. i never wear bra cause i don’t have chest fats to support lol..

Don’t get me wrong, I love Christina. She is gorgeous and so, so talented (Mad Men would not be the same without her!). But I feel back pain just looking at those gigantic boobs! I used to have very large breasts, but had a reduction two years ago. It was the best decision I ever made!

Just a technicality…the mother in Dark Places dies when Charlize Theron’s character is 6 or 7 (that’s not a spoiler, you know that from the beginning). So Christina Hendricks is playing the mother in flashbacks, she would be way too young to play the mother to someone Charlize Theron’s age.

Aw, I’m not going to slate her, she can’t help her shape and if she wants to cover up top to show off/emphasize her skirt there’s not a lot she can do. I guess a darker top would help, but she is constantly in high necked/black stuff, it must get boring. I used to think they were fake too, but lately I’m more inclined to think she’s someone who gains a lot in her boobs, it does happen. I’m not quite so afflicted but with a weight gain of 15-20 lbs I go up three cup sizes easily, and she has definitely gained weight since her younger days that people point out w/the smaller girls.. I just like her so much I guess I don’t want to think she would be stupid enough to get implants that huge! If Mad Men hadn’t come along I think she would have really struggled getting work in anything serious.

I think she must have had implants at one point. In all the pics I’ve seen of her before she became well-known she was a large B cup/small C cup at most. Then when she started getting some decent acting gigs she’d shot up a good 5 cup sizes, and at that time she was still quite thin. I think she got big but not ridiculous implants, then gained a bit of weight and ended up with Dolly Parton-esque boobs.

Huh, I guess I never thought of implants getting bigger with weight gain, I guess that’s possible too! I would have them taken out if I got that big, I just don’t think I could live with them! Esp. as she seems to be happy at her current weight,but maybe she equates them with her success, who knows. I still like her regardless, I guess I just hope she’s natural as she is a positive role model for not being skinny, accepting yourself, etc. My good friend had a boob job and tbh I think they look awful and dwarf her frame, I would never say that to her though!

She wears so much padding and I don’t know why. When you see her in pap pics in jeans and a T-shirt she looks good, boobs are still big but not so crazy out of proportion. But on the red carpet she either stuffs them into something 10 times too small so they get hiked up to her chin, or she wears an unsupportive, heavily padded bra that makes her figure look matronly.

My boobs are bigger than hers and I manage to find bra’s and clothes which look good, so it amazes me that she get’s it so wrong every single time. I’m starting to think she’s just doing it for the attention. She looks amazing on Mad Men, so it’s not like she doesn’t have a frame of reference as to what works for her, yet here we are.

On the one hand, maybe they are real…I come from a family of busty women and, although I am the flatter-chested one in my family I still gain any weight I get in the chest first. It’s kind of funny (until it’s not) but at least I know when to get back on a diet…as soon as I look like a pair of walking basketballs, it is TIME.

But hers seem like she is (a) naturally busty and (b) enhanced by implants too.

It’s only speculation, of course, but I suspect she thought really REALLY big breasts would make her more noticeable than her beautiful face.
And, sadly, she was right. She does get a LOT of attention mainly because of her breasts.

I think she’s very pretty, but it seems like it would be painful carting those boobies around. I’m guessing she got implants at one point, gained some weight, and now to add more emphasis to them, she wears super padded bras. If that’s what she likes, more power to her. Either way, I’m just glad she looks womanly, and not gaunt and skeletal.

You have to remember that even though she’s large breasted, how she looks in photos is often dependent on lighting, where the camera is, how she’s standing,etc…all of this affects the look of the subject. Even the fabric and cut of the blouse, which may not be great for someone her size, may look far worse than it is in person because of how/where she’s being photographed.

I think the outfit is horrible and dumpy but the fitting is bad and not right shape for her chest. she has nice skin and and pretty face, and i love curvy not skinny bodies, but I don’t find her extremely appealing. most the time her makeup look clownish too.

Really, you imagined Christina Hendricks while reading Patty Day? I thought that the emphasis was on her being very thin and worn out looking. Very glad this is becoming a movie, tho. I think I like the story better than Gone Girl.

I’m shocked that she’s with a man like that. Shockingly shocked. Wow. Love is amazing. I wish I had a mis matchy hottie. Her lady bits needs needs to pair with Hamm and his bacon bits . But only on television.

That’s the best I’ve seen her look from the neck up in ages! Outside if Mad Men, her make us is usually too garish or harsh, but here it looks lovely. Blush is a little but heavy, but, overall, I’ll take it!

I’m a 38 DD and my friend who works in fashion advised me to get better bras ie Victoria Secret NOT THOSE GRANNY BRAS and wear V neck form with spandex blend tops … A scoop neck does not work such as hers and yes cinch the belt to accentuate your waist. Trying to hide your chest always does the opposite so work with your large cup sizes ! Ok so I did learn not to buy button blouses and moo moo dresses