Mr. Hammer, I can see from these pictures that you enjoy luxury. Well sir, these pictures look a lot like what you would find in my basement. I don't have the plants, or the furniture, or the bright light streaming in from multiple windows, but I do have the fireplace. And that fireplace provides enough light to see by and enough heat to cook with. I've tried it! We could cut up a couple of weiners into a can of Spaghetti-Os or something and cook it while watching the MC Hammer tribute movie I made with a couple of old sock puppets.

I know that sounds unbelieveable, but living comfortably in my luxurious, Spaghetti-O-filled basement would be an awesome way for you to spend the cold, dreary winter months.