Tie Fighter

Just when you think that everything that could possibly be branded with the evil feline, something else ends up in my email box. Once again, Star Wars fans die a little inside with the Hello Kitty Tie Fighter

You just know that Star Wars would have had a different (and much more apocalyptic) ending had the Tie Fighters looked like this because there would be absolutely no way to triumph over the corresponding Darth Vader. When people talk about the “dark side,” the darkest of the dark is held without questions by the cat with no mouth. That is why we are all ultimately destined for Hello Kitty Hell…

@Sanriobaby – The answer to “Why?” is probably “because G Lucas is every bit as much of a sell-out as Sanrio Corp are”.

@Mr HKH – OTOH, perhaps the rebels would have won more easily, because what greater incentive could you give the X-wing pilots to blast “eyeballs” out of the sky than the chance to save the universe and destroy HK at the same time?