I’m currently playing the latest Hitman game, which is really good if you’re into that kind of thing, which I am. I like to think of Hitman as a more humane, moral, violent videogame, because instead of killing everyone I see, in Hitman, I only kill the specific person or people I’m being paid to kill.

I said that I like to think it’s more humane and moral, not that it actually is.