Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Does the Universe Give Pop Quizzes? l Tamara Dorris @tamaradorris

Sometimes I
hear people say things like, “I guess the universe is testing me,” or “Why
does the universe keep testing me like that?” (Add your own dramatic experience
for impact). But, as my angel friend named Morty once told me, there are no pop
quizzes in Heaven. So unless you’re still in high school or standing in a long
line at the DMV, chances are you won’t be tested anytime soon. The truth is
that the universe has other, more pressing matters to tend to, such as holding
itself together by keeping the electrons and protons of several hundreds of billions
of galaxies in working order. A fairly tall task I’d say. So do you really
think the universe might put the Milky Way on hold for a few minutes to say, test
you on your faith? Yeah, me neither.

When things
don’t go our way it’s always the result of our previous thinking. End of story. Sure, it may be
something mean we said or did, but even those things started with thought.
It would be impossible to have a kind thought and then kick the dog; thoughts
precede everything. We have to remember that any thought we have that isn’t
joy-filled is fair game for the boomerang effect. The boomerang effect simply
says that we never, ever, ever get away with thinking something about ourselves
or someone else that won’t come back at us like a boomerang. When we entertain
serious self-doubt, fear, hate, anger, or sadness that boomerang may smack us
in the head like a Frisbee at the dog park.

It’s also
important to note that time is not always linear in how things come back
to be with us. The universe doesn’t seem to be on the same schedule as say,
your local post office or the UPS guy. You may think something snarky on Monday
and get boomeranged back in the head two weeks later. And then there you are,
rubbing your little wounded forehead at the scene of your fender bender asking,
“Why does the universe keep testing me like this?” Other times, things come
seemingly out of the blue, just like a boomerang in slow-mo, but trust me, just
because you don’t remember tossing it out there doesn’t mean you didn’t.
Boomerangs are smart like that.

Sometimes
at workshops people will tell me how excited they are that the universe
“rewarded” them, and I usually let it slide. After all, it’s never a bad idea
to wink up at the sky and give the Big Guy a little credit now and then (can
you imagine how heavy Jupiter must get?). But in truth, the same
thing applies: you experienced some really great thoughts –that were
accompanied by some really joyful feelings—and now they’re coming back to be
with you. Only on these occasions, it’s
as if the boomerang sailed softly into your hands and you started doing the
victory dance for catching it with such grace and ease.

I know some
of you came to this post with your pencils sharpened and your thinking
caps screwed on tightly expecting some sort of exam, and since I hate to
disappoint, I thought I’d prepare a short T/F test that the universe might give
you, just to make you happy.

If I yell at my
neighbor for parking in my space it’s not going to matter?
T F

If I hold the door open for
that little old man I’m boomeranging in the right way? T F

If I say, think, or do
something really unkind, it will never catch up with me?T F

The universe plays favorites
and I always get ripped off?

T F

If I respond rather than
react I’ll get hit in the head a heck of a lot less?
T F

Well? How’d
you do? Here’s the deal: the quality of your thoughts and emotions are
clear indicators of the quality of your life. The things you thought yesterday
have resulted in the life you are living today and the things you are thinking
today are laying the foundation for what you’ll be living tomorrow. No one ever
said it was easy. Sh**happens. People get sick, fired, lose their homes, and
even say mean things about you in line at the drive-thru.

The key, I
really believe, is to respond as elegantly as we are able with as little
ruckus and fuss and drama as possible. Once we pick ourselves up from a rough patch,
and then manage to maintain a mostly positive and joyful mind-set, we’ll begin
to understand that we ourselves are the true test-givers, and that it’s
perfectly fine to sneak a peek at the answers since the only grade book there
is belongs to us. No studying necessary, just plenty of practicing.

Thanks for reading!

About the Author

Tamara Lee Dorris, MA, is the author of 19 books, a long-time coach,
consultant, and adjunct college professor. She’s spent the past few decades
studying and sharing ways that people can live more fulfilling, fun, and
effective lives. She’s also an avid yogi, podcaster, and wine-lover, committed
to inspiring as many people as she can. Tamara holds degrees in psychology and
communications, is a certified hypnotherapist and EFT practitioner, too.

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