Happy Lunar New Year to friends-of-the-show Chloe Kim and Margaret Cho. We're getting the droogs together for brunch with Frito-Lay and Pepsi-Co, taking a romantic chairlift ride, destroying the traditions of the Edmonton CFL team, shredding puppers, making an internal evacuation due to a noxious odour and ending the socialist NDP policy of performing abortions in gender-neutral bathrooms. Some of our jokes aren't jokes -- but hell, the speed limit signs in Okotoks aren't even speed limit signs. Don Drizzle, Cowboy Blan and Reeve Steeve Wikkerink guest-star.