Good morning\evening all!! Im sorry this is coming to you so late. This has been a very interesting and exciting week for all I'm sure, We have the update insanity, a sunday horde (who woulda thunk that??) more new members, real life going nuts with summer starting and kids out of school, as well as a fond farewell (maybe? Hopefully not) to one of our own. This issue I'm bringing a special feature in called “name that face” in which all of you can guess which face belongs to which member. This time I didn't get very many BUT, Im hoping to do it again in another issue, so those who haven't submitted a photo heres your chance! Once again one & all Be good, Be safe and as always PLEASE STAY CALM!!

ZombieBashers Tip of the Week

The only thing worse than running out of ammo during a zombie horde is being on the toilet during an attack.

KSAT Video Vault

Must-see movies that are coming out soon:

***Snow White and The Huntsman***

***Battleship***

(anyone who loves TrueBlood will love this its got Alexander Skarsgard!!)

***Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter***

(For the Kids)

***Madagascar 3***

***Brave***

Black Widow Books

ok a few must reads that have gotten good, bad and mixed reviews:

-->Warm Bodies-Isaac Marion

-->Fifty Shades-E.L. James

-->Under a Vampire Moon-Lynsay Sands

Zombie Humor

Why did the zombie lose the lawsuit?

He had no leg to stand on!

(definitions to tickle your funny bone)

Bobbing apples-leaving your bra off to run

Boogieman-guy picking his nose at

Zombie Survival Guide

This weeks guide:

GUNS (Top 5 For ZA)

---->1. Glock 17

---->2. Marlin 1894 CB

---->3. AR 15

---->4. Smith and Wesson 59

---->5. HK USP

Zombie Humor

Boogieman-guy picking his nose at a red light

Full moon-Repairman (need I say more?)

Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?

How do you know a zombie is tired?

He's dead on his feet.

Sports

In sports news San Antonio has had a massive upset with OKC leading the series 3-2, Spurs lost last nights game OKC 108-Spurs 103.

In the Eastern Conference BOS and

MIA are tied 2-2.

Although I'm hoping that OKC wins it (not because Im a fan AT ALL, I don't watch basketball) as to the eastern conference it looks like either team could win it.

“Its better if you knew the whole story,” a voice from the doorway said. “Im Doc, Zeke and I are best friends, family even, we've been close for a long time, one thing you should know is that Zeke not only HATES Dr Fail, but has a good reason to.See, about 3 years ago when this whole thing started, Zeke, Dr. Fail and myself were working together doing research on the side. Zeke has this brilliant idea about using computer technology mixed with genetics to provide a cure. I was handling the medical side of it, Zeke was working with the computers to code the nana's and Dr Fail was doing the genetics. We were still in the research phase when Dr Fail decided to go ahead with a human trial, and Zeke wasn't very happy about it. You see, Dr Fail didn't care about curing ANYTHING, he just wanted the props, so much so that he rushed things too quickly, and the nanos werent ready. It ended up with very disastorous results. His creations are some of the really terrible monsters that are out there right now. When he first created these.....things...Zeke and I tried to contain them, But they turned on us faster then we could even try to contain them. They also spread, they have hyper senses that make them attach to a specific scent. Because Zeke and I were there when they were created they are able to track us. Zeke and I finally were able to escape from the facility and hide, but we found that those things were able to track us and everytime they get close they make communicating with anything or anyone impossible. We still haven't figured out what Dr Fail did to them, Zeke has almost come up with a way to get around them, but ….well you see why he hates Dr. Fail now....He's not the saving grace he says he is. I'm assuming he's also usning these wolves as a guinea pig trial for some type of army.”

“Whoa, well.....hmmm does mom know?” Snow asked.

“She does, but don't mention it to her, she would like to rip a new one into Dr Fail as well, she tangled with one of the first really bad creations, a devourer....”

“Omg those things are UGLY!!”

“Yeah, she got a lot of licks in, but not before it threw her across the room and busted her up pretty bad, matter of fact it tore up her knee so bad that she still has a limp, you don't hardly see it, but if you watch her you might...”

“Well, either which way, we have a herd of wolves on the other side of our security fence and the generator won't hold for much longer until someone goes out back and fixes the line, its still inside the fence, so as long as it holds we won't have a problem, question is, who's going to go look for Zeke so we can get this done...” Less said looking up from the control panel.” We have three hours before we're overrun by zombie, mutated, whatever they are werewolves.....”

With a loud screech the control panel went crazy.

“What was that?” Cotto asked, all five of them looking at the security camera. As they stared in shock......

Well guys what is it going to be? This week instead of me coming up with ideas....I'd like suggestions, email me with your ideas as to how the next chapter should play out.....

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Place diced strawberries on paper towels to absorb liquid. Combine the cream with the vanilla extract in a small pitcher, and set aside. Whisk the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, nutmeg, and lemon zest together in a mixing bowl. Cut the cold butter into chunks and add to the flour mixture. Use a pastry blender to cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse, pea-sized crumbs. Stir in strawberries, and gently toss ingredients. Make a hole in the middle of the flour mixture; pour cream mixture into the hole. Quickly stir dough together until just blended. Allow dough to rest 2 minutes. Turn dough out onto a lightly floured work surface; and knead until smooth and satiny, 4 to 5 minutes. Transfer dough to prepared baking sheet and pat into an 8-inch round. Use a serrated knife to cut the round into 8 wedge-shaped pieces. Separate wedges on the baking sheet, leaving at least 1/2 inch space between each.

Bake in preheated oven until tops are light brown and crusty, 16 to 18 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack, and cool 20 minutes before serving.

Lunch: (veg)

Veggie Burger (cheesecake factory)

Ingredients:

3 small beets, peeled and chopped (222 grams)

1/2 cup green lentils

1/2 cup bulgur wheat

1/3 cup raw cashews

1 cup mushrooms

1/2 cup minced yellow onion

1 tsp fresh thyme

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 tsp pepper

1 tbsp + 1 tsp canola oil, divided

2 cups water, divided

pepperjack cheese for serving

Directions:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place the chopped beets on a lined baking sheet and roast for 20 minutes until tender. Remove and set aside.While the beets are roasting, combine the lentils with 1 1/2 cups water in a small pot on the stove. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 30 minutes until lentils are tender.Also on the stove, bring 1/2 cup water to a boil. Add the bulgur then turn off the heat and cover for 10 minutes. The bulgur should absorb all of the liquid and be tender when done.Heat one tsp oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. Add minced onion, mushrooms and thyme and cook for about 6 minutes. Both onions and mushrooms should be softened. When you have all of your ingredients prepped and ready, start making your burgers! Place raw cashews in either a food processor or Vita-Mix and process until they become a flour. Then, add beets, bulgur, onions, mushrooms and rosemary and process until combined. Add cooked lentils and continue processing until everything has combined but still on the “chunky” side. Remove mixture from either food processor or blender and place in a large bowl.Heat up the remaining tablespoon of oil over high heat. Divide mixture into six veggie burger patties and carefully cook each side for about 5 minutes, until golden and crispy.Serve veggie burgers on whole wheat rolls with lettuce, tomato, cheese and sweet chili sauce!

Dinner:

Cajun Stuffed Peppers

Ingredients

6 large green bell peppers

3 tablespoons olive oil

1 onion, diced2 cloves garlic, minced1/2 teaspoon dried oregano

1 tablespoon Creole seasoning

black pepper to taste3/4 pound shrimp, peeled and deveined

1 1/2 links of andouille sausage, diced

1 cup uncooked long-grain white rice

2 1/2 cups chicken broth

1 (8 ounce) can tomato sauce

1 lemon - cut into wedges, for garnish (optional)

Louisiana-style hot sauce

Directions

Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease an 8x12 inch baking dish. Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Remove tops and seeds from peppers. Blanch in boiling water 3 minutes. Drain on paper towels. Heat olive oil in a large, deep skillet over medium heat. Saute onion until translucent. Stir in garlic, and season with oregano, Creole seasoning and black pepper. Stir in shrimp and sausage, and cook until shrimp turns pink, 5 minutes. Stir in rice, and cook 1 minute. Pour in chicken broth and tomato sauce. Cook until thick, 15 to 20 minutes. Fill peppers with stuffing mixture, and place in baking dish. Bake in preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes, or until heated through. Serve with lemon wedges and hot sauce.

(For the Vegan Version)

Use a vegetarian sausage and red bell pepper instead of the shrimp and andouille, add a tsp more cayanne and it'll taste exactly the same as the non-veg version

Kudos And Welcomes

Kudos goes out to all the members who have been working on raising their scores this week, we're really pround of you. Also would like to welcome the following members to the safe house

Rydemhard Lv 36

SagePupil Lv 40

LilBopeep Lv 25

RodneyBear Lv 39

Pyrothia Lv 31

Editors Notes

ok all wanted to apologize again for this weeks paper being late, being a crazy week and hopefully thigns will start getting back on track. In the next issue look for more games, more suprises and something new im about to cook up. For the moment enjoy this weeks game below. Be good, Be safe and as always PLEASE STAY CALM.