What is your birth date? (Please remember I LIVE IN AMERICA! On
this side of the pond it goes month-day-year)--

What is your gender (Last time you checked)

Female
Male

What is you best/favorite fake name (as in the aforementioned
Seymore Butts)

Are you:

Tall
Small

Angelic
Evil

Band Weenie
Non-Band Weenie Loser

Computer
Literate What's
this box with all the colors and buttons?!

Normal
Weird

And finally,

Sensible and
Practical Downright Silly

Where were you born? (be as specific as you can)

Where do you live now?

And how far apart are the two above mentioned places?

What do you think of my page?

No, but seriously, what do you think?

Feel free to elaborate...

What would you add/remove to improve my page then?

Do you actually believe that this is actually going to make a
difference?

Nicole is so
gullible that she will do anything anyone says and she will follow my
directions down to every misspelled word.

Of course not, I
am just a freak who surfs the net and fills out forms

How in the heck did you get here?

Have you ever taken NyQuil?

yes
no

Did you like it?

yes
no

Do I make you horny?

yes
no

Do you realize that is a quote from Austin Powers and I do not
care what I make you?

yes
no

This is a form that I sorta stole from some girl's page in
England. She kept saying stuff about not taking things from here
page. I changed it a good bit,but if she asks you, do you promise not
to tell?

yes, I promise
not to tell a soul! no,
I am the world's biggest tattle.

Your e-mail address:

Your Web-Page (If Available):

Give me three good reasons why I should visit your
webpage? (If applicable)