The slogan "Healthy Parks Healthy People" on this "Australian made" bag
is based on a false premise: that picking up your dogpoop will somehow make
the park a better place.

In fact, the opposite could be true: by allowing your pooch to do its
doings wherever it wants, you are contributing to the recycling on nutrients
and the buildup of soil fertility - which will in turn lead to a healthy,
biodiverse ecosystem.

The only bag I know of with printing on the inside. "Fold-lock
top", it says, along with a string of cartoons showing a dog crapping and
then scolding its owner for leaving the steaming turd on the pavement.