Functional report button is functional! Save me the time and press that instead.

'I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people,' said [Vetinari]. 'You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.' - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

"Everybody who wants to live in the 21st century over here. Everybody who wants to live in the 1800's over there. Good. Thanks. Good luck with that." - John Rogers, Kung Fu Monkey.

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” - John Rogers.