Nipple Nonsense

If you like a tight clamp and are okay with a weaker vibration, these are perfect for you. Be careful if you have sensitive nipples, because the clamps feel heavy and cinch very tightly even at their loosest. The vibrations are weak at best, and very disappointing. Buy these because you like a tight grip, not because you enjoy vibrations!

Personally, I am a nipple girl. One of my favorite ways to get off is while my partner plays with or sucks on my nipples. Of course, many sessions of nipple play have desensitized my little nippies to the point where it just doesn't feel as amazing as it used to. That's why I decided to invest in these clamps. I wanted something with a little buzz, because I am a huge fan of vibrators. I thought that this would be the perfect toy for when my man was away, so that I could have some fun by myself.

When they came in the mail I was very excited, so I took them out of the package and put in the batteries right away. (It takes 2 AA batteries, which are not included.) The design is pretty basic and simple to figure out without instructions. The clamps themselves are metal, but rubber tipped for comfort. The motors for vibration hang off of each clamp, and a cord connects them to a small controller, where the vibration settings can be changed from Low to High. The controller and housing for the motors are made of black plastic, but the metal on the clamps is silver. All of the materials are either metal or plastic, so the material safety is pretty high. I think that this is mostly because this toy is meant for external use. Of course, you are not limited to playing with it only on your nipples, but that is what the design is meant for. The clamp and motor pieces are 4" long to the point where they connect with the cord, and they weigh less than half a pound altogether, although this feels heavier when dangling from the nipples!

When I first used them, I loosened the clamps all the way because I wasn't sure how painful they would be. Ouch! Even at their loosest, these clamps hurt me so much! I made the man try them, and he did not like them one bit. This was kind of a letdown for me, because I thought that my nipples were desensitized enough to play with a toy like this. I suppose that if I use them often enough, I will get more comfortable, but I don't see that happening anytime soon. It's just too uncomfortable.

Supposedly, these are not weighted but they feel like it to me! They're pretty heavy to just hang off of your nipple without any support! I guess I'm just a little bit more sensitive than I thought because these were too much for me. Not only were the clamps too tight and awkward, but the vibration was a letdown too. At its highest setting, a light buzz is all that comes from these. Of course, it feels like a light buzz. It sounds like a helicopter is landing somewhere not too far away, though. The sound emitted is far too loud for the actual power that these produce.

Experience

I think they might have to go back in the box to be used as a gag gift for a friend's wedding shower. There's just no way that I will ever get any pleasure from these, and my man is scared of them pinching him. This just wan't a good buy for us. I might invest in another pair of these someday, but probably a non-weighted cordless pair that doesn't pinch so hard.

Follow-up commentaryI still don't like it3 months after original review

I haven't used these since purchase. I'm still really disappointed, since I have yet to find a decent pair of nipple clamps that work for me.

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