Please stop thinking that gross, bad thought as you watch this. Please...you don't need it. The Snackeez is a snacktraption beneath your dignity.
Your fancy car says that you are a wealthy person. Your jeans on a hot day say that you are a cool person. Your fishing pole might say you're a bass man. And: Your Snackeez snacks-and-beverage cup says that you are a sad weirdo who cannot bear to be parted from Fritos for five goddamn seconds. If I see anyone one out on the lake fishing with one of these (Somehow I fear it...) I will gladly laugh at them.