JON STEWART: The GOP Actually Has A Line-Up Of Zombies That Don't Even Know They're Dead

Along with every other media pundit out there Jon Stewart is puzzling over the
rotating cast of, er, characters that make up the GOP
line-up.

He notes the cycle to the top of the polls and back down again is
speeding up the closer we get to caucus and primary season: "The
media just declared Newt Gingrich the Republican
front-runner, which means they'll soon be revealing new reasons
for why he sucks."

"The media has basically declared all four of these candidates
dead, yet somehow they are all allowed to the podium. You
know why that freaks me out? These people don't even know
their dead!"