Tag: Fuck the Patriots

BAILIFF: All rise!
JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo! Now, what do we have before us today?
BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft…
JUDGE: Boring!
BAILIFF: One resisting arrest….
JUDGE: Yawn.
BAILIFF: 2,604 drunk and disorderlies…
JUDGE: Slow weekend with the Eagles in London.
BAILIFF: One attempted murder…
JUDGE: Just attempted murder?
BAILIFF: Yes, Judge. The victim and the accused were stationed

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So, the market cap is now set at 5 years, $137 million, with $74 million guaranteed.
I don't know who they're going to have in front of him, though.
Meanwhile, Tom Brady is turning 41, and his backup is Brian Hoyer.
Maybe they can turn that second-round pick

I know it's been a few days, but there's still plenty of Patriots schadenfreude to absorb.
Let's just drink it all in, shall we?
Of course, folks thought the League had it in for the Eagles right from the start.
https://twitter.com/pennyroo_/status/960218947319713792
But as the game unfolded it wasn't to be, although some people were

All photoshops courtesy Low Commander
Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of self-awareness, and Gillette!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuh4NCJo5aU
Today, we discuss the Patriots. You might remember them from such attempted schadenfreudes as:
Super Bowl XLIX,
and Super Bowl LI.
So, how many rings is that, Tom?
/has small

Or, "The Reasonableness of the Situation".
Honestly, after how the games turned out, I was expecting far more vitriol than I found.
The Jags were first up
https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/955218198630158336
and their fans took it...pretty well.
But, because they were playing the Patriots, like clockwork
the accusations
started appearing
and targeting specific people,
along with replaying the

NFL News:
The Cardinals have hired Steve Wilks, Panthers 2017 Defensive Coordinator, as their new head coach.
He also interviewed with the Titans and Giants, likely as Rooney-rule fulfillment.
Pat Shurmur is expected to become the Giants new head coach.
It's his second crack at being a head coach. His

NFL News:
Someone made the Grumble Lord mad by asking about the ESPN piece on the alleged dissention in Cheattown.
Funnier still, they asked if he was considering the vacant Giants position. He responded by saying he was absolutely coaching the Patriots in 2018.
There aren't enough available moms in

NFL News:
Your new Bears head coach is Matt Nagy.
He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
He played QB at Delaware, and spent 5 years in the Arena League.
SHOCKING: Richie Incognito is being accused of dropping some

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James Harrison signed with the Patriots a couple of days ago.
And many former teammates will not stop bitching about it.
This makes it either:
A heel turn of the "Andre joins the Heenan Family" variety;
A heel turn of the "Hogan joins the NWO" variety; or
A

Honestly, after watching the games this weekend, I really wanted to do the Chargers or the Seahawks. But the Dirt Clippers did themselves with the move to LA, and they both deserve their pain & are all-but-dead to this site, so I don't even want to cover their misery. The

NFL News:
NFL officiating & rules are again in focus this morning:
Gene Steratore's crew in Oakland had two national spotlight moments last night.
The first was the index card. Steratore said the card "reaffirmed" the call on the field:
"The ball was touching the pole. I put the card

This whole week, I haven't know what day it was. Two days ago, I got home from work and said to Lady BFC "man, it feels like a Thursday, and it's only Tuesday." Turns out :SPOILER ALERT: it WAS Thursday. Fuck. And it doesn't help that we had a preseason

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