Happy Birthday Seal, here’s some Japanese synthesizer music!

You wouldn’t think it to look at him, but Seal is a 46 today. He looks more like 44. As usual, we didn’t know what to get him, he already has so much – a supermodel wife, a one-word name, a voice like liquid gravel. What could he possibly want for? We debated long into the night, ordering pizzas, and taking regular dabs of speed to stay awake, before settling on either some really unique swimming trunks, or a clip of an all-girl synthesizer band from Japan. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Seal! Splish splosh!

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.