(NOTE:
THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A
GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT.
THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS.
ENJOY)

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