danie: hhmm.. if one night she doesn't open her mouth for you guys.. you could always stick it up her nose... you're dicks should be just about the right size for her nostrils, right? well, that is if you can find them, i mean.. :x

Anonymous: I'm really impressed with your writing skills as well as with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Either way keep up the excellent quality writing, it is rare to see a great blog like this one nowadays.

Anonymous: yummy yummy and if I had little girls they would dress like yhis all the time

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Anonymous: Paris and Nicole when they were in Kindergarden?

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Wonky Wanker: whrong fucking site to act all christian and offended dumbass. and hey it's obviously a fucking swimsuit, you know kids pool they swim in water.. christ....

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anonymous 10: well Wonky, yea no thats - i mean i dont think thats swimsuits - but if it is, guess it could be - but ones like that are WAY more sexy than regs - so they shsouldnt wear them - i woulndt put my kids in them, if i had em

Anonymous: Is that a photo shoot for Twist mag? Um, ok. One step away from soft core

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anus_tickler: what an ugly child

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Anonymous: Cyrus was born in Tennessee, United States as the youngest child of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife, Leticia "Tish" Cyrus, and is the sister of Miley.[5] Her half-brother Trace Cyrus was a member of Metro Station (band). wikipedia it's handy

precious: this is common in USA, dumb ugly mothers take their children to fotoshoot and there they get abused for money and than people wonder why pedophiles exist.

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Anonymous: drink the jesus juice.... Drink up Sweety

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Bob the builder: Rape is to kind

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Anonymous: i wanna fuck both of them!

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anony mouse: Two girls with swimsuits that cover much more than most, sandals, and even cover jackets, and you guys think this is pedo? "Me thinks thou dost protest too much." You're letting your secret proclivities show in your haste to condemn what isn't even there..

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anony mouse: For those that think those swimsuits are dresses, please observe the sandals, the beach bags, and the towel. The only parenting fail here is that can of Red Bull.

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Anonymous: nice time for some faping

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Anonymous: Fuck the shit out of these two

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Anonymous: big headed bitches

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Anonymous: Tramps in training wheels...

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BAMBU: She's creepy as hell with that face! :-\ She will grow up as a bitch...poor her and death to her family (and consumeristic TV too!)

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Anonymous: srsly, if you let your kids go out like this like this you BEG for pedo psychos to rape them. fucked up pop "culture"

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Anonymous: wow there fucking mank ugly lil fuckers

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Anonymous: in a couple of years, their money-grubbing parents will be lamenting about their fucked up drug addict kids and how the mean society ruined them. meh, that's the disney way of life.

Anonymous: She's pretty fit, so for me I would probably still put my penis between her hips even if she really, really stank. Especially if she was clothed not but for a skintight shirt of thick shiny black latex. Even if she had been crawling through tunnels of hot slime all day and she really, really stank off the slime and pumping her body, I would still put my erection into her.

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gypsygreen: The blond looks like she'd be a fun toy for a few hours. But that other skank is disgusting.

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Anonymous: wht a slut

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Anonymous: Real Beauty And The Beast. Emily is smoking hot, and Noah is fugly.

Quantum69: ^^i know that feeling hugh, i assumed it was sexual but when i finished reading it i was left confused with blue balls

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idrankallthebeer: that fucking twunt from neither the uk, nor the us. confusion reigns.

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Anonymous: I thought this was tl;dr, totally worth it.

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Anonymous: Well, that was a bizarre read. I think the point of OP was about his "day off school" being negated by a doctor's appointment (initiated by OP's mom) - not the rest of the story (sister, tight pants, etc).

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fiveby5: i demand the time back that i wasted waiting for something to be funny or make sense or make me blow milk outta my nose, and none of those things happened. :\

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spotswood: I give up at the end of the first line, fucking what a waste...

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Anonymous: #1075 is best

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Arschloch33: "I was born in the US" he says (and I'm not making this up)

The Original Spoon: This made me laugh so hard I will never quit bumping it.

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Ditch: I hope that kid's house never catches Fire. 911 would have NO FUCKING idea what he was saying, better yet, he dies in fire. YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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HELLO,WHICH SERVICE: -^ well it all started wen i lit this match you see, my sister didnt ,cause she prefers lighters - and shes too young too smoke anyway. when i dropped the match after a minute or two my mom said she smelled burning - my dad said it smelled like the oak-chips we used at camp, but my mom went to fat camp, and fires werent allowed so she didn kno what it smelled like. but my sis was wearing....etc..

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Anonymous: Shutthefuckup Itzuintle! Master troll 10/10!

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Anonymous: This story is LAME.

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Anonymous: he's just pissed because he had to go to the doctor's office on a day off from school. too bad it wasn't for a CAT scan

Anonymous: This not only makes no sense, but is so painful to read I called someone I don't like to read it to me. They are now in the hospital recovering.

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liplocker_code3: With this kind of retarded crap, where there is more than 20 lines of text, skip to the end to see if there actually is a joke before reading all the boring stuff. And of course everybody did that, right?

Anonymous: What you're all missing is that his disgusting slob of a sister likes wearing tight pants and a sports bra, and pretended to pull her hair up! I mean, even Oscar Wilde couldn't have written something that works on so many different levels of comedy at the same time. This is sublime, I think they should make a movie about this.

akingu: looks like he won't be blowing balloons up with his farts anymore

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spoon: Up, up and awaaaaaay in my beautiful balloon . . . no, really.

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DCook: Happy Birthday, honey! We know how much you love Bobbins the Clown so we got him to make a special appearance just for you. BOBBINS!...BOBBINS? Where are you Bobbins? Oooohhhhhhh, Booooobiiiinnnnnsss............

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Anonymous: the problem is rather; he had not finished the watching mythbusters and missed the most important informations

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Anonymous: Up, up and away. In my beautiful, my beautiful balloon.

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BogFlogger: that's fake. no one noticed his clothes are dry?

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Anonymous: cell-a-bra-tion, come on

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Anonymous: tough being a clown bthese days

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Anonymous: MEANWHILE IN CHICAGOLAND ...

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Anonymous: GET WELL SOON BALLOONS

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Queefly: Last thing the dude said was "I would literally DIE for some colorful ballons." So there you go....

Anonymous: this must be the funniest strangest shit, seriously, this shit is amazing somehow, funny somehow and it makes you wonder who wrote all this shittalk this guy is saying while feeding his wife to a frog in a relaxing manner

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stolemomscompo.o: its not voraphilia its paraphilia. 0.0 NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!

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MarkosT: I shouldn't have to work that hard to determine who's saying what

Bubble: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, yes, get your dady to explain between porn shoots, now it's getting late, i'm sure one of your dads sluts will be up to tuck you in in a bit, puch yourself in the face a few times to knock a tooth out, and post how much you receve in the morning xXx night night xXx

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Anonymous: It's an airsoft pellet numbnuts, a 6mm plastic bb fired from a airsoft gun. Seeing as it did that kind of damage it was probably shooting around 500 feet per second.

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Jessica: I'm the one you dream about as you fuck your hand .And no one is stealing your name . Nobody wants it . it is the name someone would call the shit they just took in the toilet . " Wow ! Look at that Brandon I just did . FLUSH ."

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Jhenry_922: all it ended with a giant *****SPLUT***** ahahahahahahhahahaehehehhe

Oxygen: You know, I've seen this image floating around for a long time and thought "Hey, that kid is entertaining his family." - but this time after looking at it, I realise the guy in the background is taking his pants off.