Wednesday, 3 February 2016

Spanish News for the English (4)

The 'Spanish News for the English' 2016 is a tongue in cheek service, in support of European Multiculturalism for English Pensionistas (pensioners)
Pensionistas who are considering a different type of winter break. This
time as an alternative to the more usual break of an ankle, leg or arm
due to the inclement UK weather.

Seeing as we have been a bit busy sending spaceships and space landers
to Mars over the last few decades. It seems only fair that the 'green'
folk of Mars might well want to reciprocate the complement with an Earth
rover of their own.

A
third in a series of mysterious black objects as now fallen from the
sky into a small area of rural Spain. This has now caused some fear
among locals. The latest of the strange looking black orbs was found in
the village of Villavieja in Murcia. Becoming the latest instance of an
increasingly bewildering phenomenon. It's not yet known what the
objects are, though theories range from UFOs to pieces of space debris. I
think it is a Martian Earth Rover vehicle myself. Just like the one the
late Prof Colin Pillinger sent to Mars, the Martian ones have failed to
to survive the landing.

The first instance of the strange
phenomenon occurred in Calasparra, Murcia. when Spanish goat herders
discovered a strange object, which apparently bears a striking
resemblance to the Star Wars torture device, the IT-O Interrogator. The
goat herders alerted the Civil Guard to investigate and the area was
subsequently put under quarantine. The mystery object is not radioactive
or explosive. It was taken away for further analysis. However, a few
days later a second similar orb fell from the sky.

Jose Velez,
the mayor of Calasparra, implored authorities to provide answers for
worried residents. 'Where are these objects coming from? Why are they
falling here precisely?' The Civil Guard stated the object was an
aerospace artefact and pointed to the possibility that it fell from a
rocket or a satellite. Mayor Velez claims it was a more concerning issue
than the authorities were letting on, he added: 'Citizens have real
concerns about what is happening and deserve an explanation.'

Its
thought that this will initiate a further round of internet green
monster speculation and all the usual government cover up conspiracy
theories.

Caveat: Due
to language difficulties and the unavailability of translation
services. There may be one or two small inaccuracies in the news
provided.

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