Hilary Duff was Disney child star who has now grown up and is now known as a former Disney child star. She also has an ugly sister. Her name is Haylie. And Haylie decided to walk her dog without a bra the other day. I’m not sure if she thought this would help distract from her face, but if I saw this walking down the street, I’d probably look for the rest of the parade and ask if I could feed her carrots.

Hilary Duff usually doesn’t dress like an idiot, so I’m not sure why she and her sister decided it would be a good idea to go the beach dressed like wives from Goodfellas. But other than those ridiculous sunglasses and earrings, Hilary is looking pretty doable lately. Haylie looks happy too. Maybe Geppetto is finally going to turn her into a real boy.

Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back in my face. This is why you should never move to Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature, and offensive bitches who can’t hold their liquor and can’t keep their legs closed.”

And here are the screencaps of the messages which led to Haylie publishing that blog in which Haylie seems nice and Kardashian is too busy and stupid to use the “Shift” key, or punctuation or class.

Long story short, Haylie tries to bury the hatchet, Kim Kardashian calls Paris Hilton a stupid lesbian and Kardashian calls Haylie Duff a horse and a slut:

But I can’t be too nice to Haylie because she was dumb enough to try to be friends with a useless whore like Kim Kardashian, whose father was good friends with O.J. Simpson, and was one of O.J.’s lawyers. And Robert Kardashian was a crooked attorney who helped his buddy O.J. score a bullshit murder trial acquittal (see more about that here). And now Kimberly lives off her dead Daddy’s money, and her gold digging mommy, and mommy’s new hubby’s money. All that aside, Kim Kardashian refers to herself as “Princess Kimberly,” so that’s enough reason to fart on her. Yeah, next time you see her, just go ahead rip one right at her. And if it didn’t get close enough to her nose, cup-and-throw it. And be sure to get that on camera so we can kiss your ass.

For the commenters who can always be counted on to claim these are “fake” MySpace accounts: