Sh*t Girls Say videos have been blowing up online and we cracked up after viewing the latest edition: Sh*t Girls Don't Say.

You can check out the video below, but it basically features remarks guys wish girls would say like, "This headache is making me really horny," "You drive way better," and "I mean, 'The Notebook' is just so unrealistic." Naturally, that got us thinking about the things we wish guys would say.