Alt alt: did you see the boris-ken show last night? Who should win? Or if you're not a Londoner, why should you give a fuck?

Alt alt alt: having given everyone at the LOLbash free LASIK with my flash, I have lots of drunken pics of everyone (except b3th who successfully pulled the "no paparazzi" pose every time, damn her cheetah like reflexes). Do people want them on flickr? Anyone who is just looking for free wank fodder need not apply.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:10,
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but then she can't post the mIdget t shirt picture...
I'm still in Bristol waiting for the AA to tow me to a garage. Ho hum. Still, apart from car woes I had an excellent time, and Sunday was alright too.
(The Light in Chainsdon't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:26,
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I'm pretty sure it doesn't, you know
I don't where he'd get that kind of horseshit economics from but I assume it's tax revenue or some spurious measure of "business" but I'd place pretty safe money that reality doesn't work like that.
(the mighty badgerAphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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Post the pics!
Quite a happy monday, thanks for asking.Alt: Great weekend thanks, I bought some awesome shirts and had my picture taken holding an owl.Alt alt:Nope didn't see it, don't care who wins as the mayor isn't there to wield power, he's there to draw attention away from those who do. I don't live in London so not one fuck is given.POST THE PICS!Me and Pooflake couldn't be there so it'd be nice to see everyone.
(Captain Placid24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:25,
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I started getting the buzzing in my ears just as I got home. But it was a struggle.
I didn't get in until 18.45.
(Set your faces to StunnedCome on 2016. Give me a fucking break., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:49,
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I was home for 6.
Back out at 6.30 to go to Sainsbury's local pub for a tactical recovery pint.

Monty got scared when he saw the first fight and needed some new pants,
so we both went and broke into M & S. He wouldn't leave the lingerie section.
(Set your faces to StunnedCome on 2016. Give me a fucking break., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:48,
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I 'hit the wall' as they say.
Too much 'indie disco' for my aged bones to endure. Rather than whinge like a prick it seemed sensible simply to bail quietly.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:52,
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Post them, I want to see what I miss out on these days.
I don't get to vote for Mayor, since I moved back to Essex, despite the fact that it affects my life far more than whoever the fuck my local MP may be. (Possibly still David 'Cake' Ames, I'm not sure.)

Under Ken my travel almost doubled in cost
despite his claiming that the congestion charge money would be used to keep public transport cheap. He's a fucking liar.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:09,
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very much this.
I strongly dislike Ken more than Boris, but only in the same way that I generally dislike being stabbed more than being shot.
(the mighty badgerAphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:25,
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I refuse to vote for him on principle.
If he can't spend a grand or two getting a decent website, then what the fuck is he going to do with the budget of the city? Those <table> tags has cost him the election.
(G/PP&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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So where are the pics, I want to laugh at Monty
he is tagged in a photo on flickr, but it looks like an IT consultant from Swindon...
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:29,
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i have some absolute beauties of monty and stunned
my favourite is monty, stunned and battered, when i told them all to give me a proper internet BELM. stunned really went for it (more so than normal). the other two... did not.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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C:\program files\microsoft\office\excel\TPSReport\anti_wank\b4sh\20120423\
Oh yeah' baby, that's the stuff, can feel it going down now. Oh man, sweet, if I alt+tab between these two it almost looks like an animated video.
(G/PP&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:22,
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It could be worse I suppose
Alt: Birthday party weekend for my youngest son, my inability to blow up balloons had them in stitches I tells ya, major dad points for that performance. It is impossible to play a Kinect game with dignity intact, in case you were wondering. Which you weren't.

Altalt: London and either of those comedy numpties deserve each other.
(Bill Claya.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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this girl who worked with us a whil;e back had lasik
and she goes 'oh yeah its fine, they cut the lens in your eye and then hold the lids open and fire a laser at it. you can smell your eye burning and you're not allowed to move at all but its ok'

a friend of mine did for some animal charity
the big poof,a nd his wife looked a right mess. he didn't die on the day though
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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I have been successfully towed to the garage
It was my first time being towed, he was very gentle.

worryingly they aren't sure they'll be able to finish it today. I am now sitting in a McDonalds having just finished a breakfast wrap. Ugh.
(The Light in Chainsdon't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:33,
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I was once towed in a caravette in Essen
on about a 6' rope at 40mph. It was slightly scary
(sportersI知 sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:34,
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I saw an ad for those wraps and wondered who would eat one.
Now I know.

almost everyone who was in them!
never mind. it has been agreed (decreed?) that there will be another london bash in july/august, so we can take more then.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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You're so much nicer than me.
I'd have done it the other way, posted them and only removed specific ones if people had asked.