KIM KARDASHIAN, you are officially yesterday's skank. It's time to slide on over and make room for "Teen Mom" skeeze FARRAH ABRAHAM. Farrah's new sex tape "Backdoor Teen Mom" attracted more than 2 million visitors in just the 12 hours after it went on sale at the Vivid Entertainment website Monday. The site even crashed for several minutes, and Vivid had to add more servers. When Kim Kardashian's sex tape went on sale in 2007, it only attracted 600,000 visitors in the first 12 hours.

Tiger Woods took Lindsey Vonn to the MET Gala. Sources say Lindsey was EMBARRASSED by Tiger's behavior. At one point he, quote, "danced awkwardly and grabbed Vonn's butt." And as they were leaving at the end of the night, Tiger fell on a flight of stairs, and Lindsey had to help him the rest of the way out.

So much for letting MICHAEL JACKSON rest in peace. He's being accused of child molestation again.This time the accuser is actually pretty famous. It's WADE ROBSON . . . a choreographer who's worked with some of the biggest names in music, like Britney Spears, 'N Sync, Usher and Pink. He's also appeared on "So You Think You Can Dance".Wade is 30 years old now, and he says he began a friendship with Michael when he was 5. By the age of 7, he was having sleepovers at Neverland. Those continued until he was 14.Wade is seeking money from Michael's estate for, quote, "childhood sexual abuse". But his claim was submitted under seal, so we don't know the specifics.Interestingly though, during Michael's 2005 molestation trial, Wade testified that Michael NEVER did anything inappropriate with him. However, Michael's former housekeeper testified that she saw Michael and Wade showering together when Wade was only 8 or 9.

LINDSAY LOHAN has completed a 48-hour detox program at Betty Ford, and she's now in an all-female dorm. She doesn't have a roommate yet, but that could change.A source says, quote, "She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her." Lindsay is NOT allowed to leave the clinic at all, and she's only allowed to use her phone for a short period every day. There's also talk that doctors are going to evaluate whether or not Lindsay actually needs Adderall. She has a prescription for it because of her supposed ADD. But if they decide that's a load, they'll take it from her.

"Reader's Digest" set out to find the 100 Most Trusted People in America. And along the way, they discovered that KRISTEN STEWART is the LEAST-trusted movie star. Meanwhile, TOM HANKS got the highest score of ANYONE on the list, with 64%. He was followed by SANDRA BULLOCK with 63%.

QUESTLOVE had the best Tweet about CHARLES RAMSEY, the new Internet sensation who saved those kidnapped girls in Cleveland. After he noticed that Charles did a double-take when he heard a police siren, Questlove Tweeted, quote, "The traumatic sound of a police siren will freeze any cat."

TINA FEY and AMY POEHLER reportedly make an appearance in the "Anchorman" sequel. A photo appeared online this week that supposedly shows them from behind.

JUSTIN BIEBER will have a "brief cameo" on "The Simpsons" this coming Sunday. He's voicing an animated version of himself. The episode is titled "The Fabulous Faker Boy".A producer says, quote, "[Justin] tries to get into a talent show that Bart is playing piano in, and they won't admit him . . . draw your own conclusions." "Entertainment Weekly" has released a picture of Justin as he appears on "The Simpsons".

16.2 million people tuned in to see Orb win the 139th Kentucky Derby on Saturday, which was good enough for third place in the ratings. That's up 9% from last year, when 14.8 million people watched. Here are the Top 10 shows overall last week . . .

1. Last Tuesday's "NCIS", CBS, 18.3 million viewers

2. "The Big Bang Theory", CBS, 16.3 million viewers

3. The Kentucky Derby, NBC, 16.2 million viewers

4. Last Monday's performance episode of "Dancing with the Stars", ABC, 13.5 million viewers

The most-watched show on cable was HBO's "Game of Thrones", with 5.5 million viewers

CARRIE UNDERWOOD has been announced as FAITH HILL'S replacement to sing the "Sunday Night Football" intro. Carrie's version will debut on September 8th. She said, quote, "I am thrilled and honored they asked me."

The best is yet to come! Rachael Leigh Cook and Daniel Gillies are expecting a baby this fall, the couple tells Us Weekly exclusively. This will be the first child for the actors, who tied the knot on Aug. 14, 2004.Cook, 33, is currently filming the second season of TNT's Perception, which returns with all-new episodes on June 25. "I've been hiding my rapidly growing bump while shooting but this kiddo is vying for screen time," says the actress, who plays special agent Kate Moretti. "We clearly have a future actor on our hands."

Reggie Bush is a dad! The 28-year-old NFL player welcomed his first child with fiancee Lilit Avagyan on Monday, May 6."Lilit gave birth to a beautiful baby girl," her rep tells Us Weekly. The tot weighed in at 8 pounds, 9 ounces.The Detroit Lions running back and 25-year-old dancer have been dating for about a year and a half. Bush confirmed Avagyan was pregnant in October 2012 on Florida's Paul and Young Ron Morning Show. "I have a little one on the way," he said. "We're pretty excited!"

Karen Weber-Mendham, a librarian from Land O'Lakes, Wis., will receive at least $1 million for the Cheesy Garlic Bread flavor she submitted in a Lay's potato chip flavor contest. Cheesy Garlic Bread beat out two other fan-submitted flavors: a maple-syrup tasting Chicken & Waffles and Sriracha, which tastes like the hot sauce often used in Thai dishes. Karen Weber-Mendham, a children's librarian from Land O'Lakes, Wis., submitted the Cheesy Garlic Bread flavor and will receive $1 million or 1 percent of sales, whichever is higher.

Tv tonight

• "The Voice" [Live Results] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.

• "American Idol" [Performance Show] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. The final three remaining singers compete for a chance at a spot in the finale.