First things first: How amazing does Jennifer Lopez look in that picture? Try to ignore the emaciated bag of bones clawing at her uterus and just focus on the sequin sexuality oozing out of her skin-kissed self. Amaze.

Ok, now for the reason we’ve all gathered here today — Jennifer has a new album coming out called “Love?” (the question mark is hers, not mine) on Jan. 26 and she dropped the first official video for the album Saturday night with a big, fat par-tay!

The song is called “Fresh Out The Oven” and Ryan told you about it here. You remember the one, it’s the track that unfortunately doesn’t feature samples of the Pillsbury Doughboy’s signature giggle despite the toaster strudel title.