RPS Reminder: We’re On Holiday Today!

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Hallo gang! Today we’re- NO ADAM, PUT GRAHAM DOWN. Today we’re on holiday, which means things will be a bit quiet around here. That is if PHILIPPA LAVINIA WARR, IF I HEAR ONE MORE TOOT OUT THAT VUVUZELA…! That is if this unruly mob will settle down and stop turning this tropical poolside bar into- John Aloysius Jehoshaphat Walker, do you want me to dress you in a sailor suit and feed you bananas? Because I will if you don’t cease this MONKEY BUSINESS. Leave Alec alone, for goodness’ sake. Yes, I know he ducked you in the pool but that doesn’t mean you- Graham Ian Ian Ian Smith don’t you think for one single second that I didn’t see that.

Sorry, I’m sorry, I have to go. You take care of yourself, okay? We’ll see you on Tuesday.

Please accept my most humble apologies for the Vuvuzela. Ever since the 2010 World Cup (also known as: “that time when Fifa, Budweiser and some other organised crime syndicates made some bucks while making some members of parliament rich off the backs of the tax-payers”) it is the duty of all South Africans to apologise profusely whenever the hated plastic horns are mentioned. I wish we could say they were a prank that we were playing on the rest of the world but even that isn’t true. We are very sorry. We will never do it again… or, at the very least, we can’t afford to – we’re still paying for the last time.