New York Times: "With anger swelling over corruption, inequality and a devastating Islamist insurgency in the nation’s north, Nigerians chose a former general who once ruled with an iron hand to be their next president, according to election results on Tuesday. The election was the most competitive presidential race ever in Nigeria, one of the largest democracies in the world. Now, if power is handed over peacefully, it will be a major shift for the nation — the first transfer of power between civilians of different parties in a country that has spent much of its post-colonial history roiled by military coups."

The Unfortunate Death of a Fool. Washington Post: "What had first appeared to be an attempt to breach security at the [NSA] ... now appears to be a wrong turn by two men who police believe had robbed their companion of his vehicle and perhaps didn’t stop because there were drugs inside. A spokeswoman for the Baltimore office of the FBI, Amy J. Thoreson, said early in the investigation that authorities 'do not believe [the incident] is related to terrorism.' A law enforcement official said: 'This was not a deliberate attempt to breach the security of NSA. This was not a planned attack.'”

New York Times: "On Monday, the [U.S.] government charged that in the shadows of an undercover investigation of Silk Road, a notorious black-market site, two federal agents sought to enrich themselves by exploiting the very secrecy that made the site so difficult for law enforcement officials to penetrate. The agents, Carl Mark Force IV, who worked for the Drug Enforcement Administration, and Shaun W. Bridges, who worked for the Secret Service, had resigned amid growing scrutiny, and on Monday they were charged with money laundering and wire fraud. Mr. Force was also charged with theft of government property and conflict of interest."

Guardian: "The personal details of world leaders at the last G20 summit were accidentally disclosed by the Australian immigration department, which did not consider it necessary to inform those world leaders of the privacy breach.... An employee of the agency inadvertently sent the passport numbers, visa details and other personal identifiers of all world leaders attending the summit to the organisers of the Asian Cup football tournament."

Washington Post: "One person was killed and another was injured Monday morning when police with the National Security Agency opened fire on a vehicle whose driver refused commands to stop at a security gate, according to a statement from the agency. The vehicle slammed into a police cruiser after shots were fired." ...

... ABC News: "Sources say the two inside [the vehicle] were men dressed as women. Preliminary information indicated the two men were partying at an area hotel with a third individual when they took that individual's car without permission. However, it's still unclear how or why they ended up at the NSA gate."

New York Times: "Ehud Olmert, the former Israeli prime minister who was forced from office under a cloud of corruption, was convicted on Monday of fraud and breach of trust in a retrial of a case involving an American businessman, whose sensational testimony in a Jerusalem court in 2008 was instrumental in Mr. Olmert’s downfall. The American businessman, Morris Talansky, said at the time that he had provided Mr. Olmert with about $150,000 over 13 years, mostly in cash stuffed into envelopes, an assertion Mr. Olmert vehemently denied. Mr. Talansky, known as Moshe, had said that much of the money was earmarked for election campaigns but that some was for Mr. Olmert’s personal expenses."

Public Service Announcement

Reuters: "Scientists believe they may have found a new weapon in the fight against Alzheimer’s disease – not in the form of a drug but in focused beams of ultrasound. While the approach has only been tested in mice, researchers said on Wednesday it proved surprisingly good at clearing tangles of plaques linked to Alzheimer’s in the animals’ brains and improving their memory, as measured by tests such as navigating a maze."

David Graham of the Atlantic: "Trevor Noah's ascent on The Daily Show has been steep — hired on as senior international correspondent four months ago, he'll take over the anchor's desk from Jon Stewart after just three appearances on the show, Comedy Central announced Monday."

If you thought a meerkat was something like a mongoose ... Global News: "Meet Meerkat, the live streaming video service that allows users to host a live broadcast from their smartphones. If you haven’t heard of this new app don’t feel too bad – it’s only been around for about two weeks. But that hasn’t stopped it from garnering an estimated 300,000 active users, US$12 million in funding and even a few controversies."

In Case You Were Wondering... Megan Garber of the Atlantic examines multiple theories on why "men’s dress shirts have their buttons on the right, while women’s have them on the left (to the wearer)."

New York Times: "After three days of viewing by thousands who lined up for hours to file past the bier in Leicester’s Anglican cathedral, Richard’s skeletal remains, in a coffin of golden English oak with an incised Yorkist rose and an inscription giving the sparest details of his life — 'Richard III, 1452-1485' — were removed overnight from beneath a black cloth pall stitched with colorful images from his tumultuous times. With the solemn ceremony laid down for monarchs through the ages, the coffin was borne to a marble tomb adjacent to the cathedral’s altar by a party of 10 British Army pallbearers...." ...

Twenty percent more people trust Bill O'Reilly now than trusted O'Reilly before the press reported he was a serial liar:

East Wing Mystery. Washington Post: "There’s still no official comment on why [White House head florist Laura] Dowling is no longer at the White House, but according to a source with close ties to current residence staffers, she was escorted from the building on Friday Feb. 13." ...

... UPDATE. Thoroughly Modern Michelle. "Dowling ... left because her 'fussy style' was not in line with the first lady’s emerging modern and clean aesthetics, several sources said.... Recently the first lady has debuted a different aesthetic at the executive mansion. Last month, the White House revealed the newly refurbished and now decidedly modern Old Family dining room.... Mrs. Obama unveiled her 'thoroughly modernized' mark on the White House, featuring a custom-made 1950s-inspired rug and bold artwork, to surprised tourists on Feb. 10. Dowling is said to have been escorted from the White House three days later." ...

Reuters: "Whether it's the earnest Josiah Bartlet from 'The West Wing' or the manipulative Frank Underwood in 'House of Cards,' Americans prefer television presidents to their real-life POTUS, President Barack 'No Drama' Obama.'"

Washington Post: "King Richard III may have been buried quickly and without pomp the first time, but 530 years later, England is reveling in a final farewell to its long-lost monarch. On a sun-kissed Sunday afternoon on the battlefield where Richard III fell in 1485 — he was the last English king to die in battle — throngs of well-wishers, some dressed in medieval costume and blowing trumpets, gathered to honor England’s last Plantagenet king."

Out of the Parking Lot & into the Cathedral. Guardian: England is preparing to (re)inter a king today (Sunday, March 22). "... the coffin will be transferred to a horse-drawn hearse, to lead the way to a service of compline, with a sermon from a Roman Catholic archbishop, Vincent Nicholls. It will then lie in the cathedral, guarded night and day, until the reburial service on Thursday."

Politico: "The Federal Aviation Administration announced that it has granted Amazon Logistics, a subsidiary of the Internet retail giant, approval for a drone design that the company plans to use for research, development and training."

David Rackoff: "Things people say that irritate Republicans." Click thru. CW: I'll have to try to remember these. So I can say them. To Republicans. I hope I drive them all Rumpelstiltskin. Then I will ask the Flying Spaghetti Monster to forgive me for being so mean.

... CW: Somebody explain to me why apparently-intelligent people don't actually participate in events they attend but instead spend their time taking crappy cellphone videos, even when they know said events will be recorded by professionals & posted online. I get why a person would want to record some side-conversation with, say, the President, but the main event? It baffles me.

Patrick LaForge of the New York Times: "Welcome to a parallel universe. It is a world of tired news language where the verb 'stir' is bound to be followed by 'debate,' where those debates are always 'heated' or 'bitter.' In this world, anything newsworthy is automatically 'controversial,' and a 'hike' involves taxes, not a trail up a mountain. It is often a 'hardscrabble' place, sometimes 'densely wooded,' sometimes graced with 'manicured' lawns and 'leafy' streets. 'Landmark' agreements are 'hammered out' there, while adversaries are 'lambasted' and 'assailed.'” Meet journalese: a strained and artificial voice more common to news reports than to natural conversation." LaForge cites numerous examples of NYT reporters' use of these cliches.

** James Hansen, director of the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies, in a New York Times op-ed: "Global warming isn't a prediction. It is happening.... Canada's tar sands, deposits of sand saturated with bitumen, contain twice the amount of carbon dioxide emitted by global oil use in our entire history.... [If Canada exploits its tar sands oil,] over the next several decades, the Western United States and the semi-arid region from North Dakota to Texas will develop semi-permanent drought, with rain, when it does come, occurring in extreme events with heavy flooding. Economic losses would be incalculable. More and more of the Midwest would be a dust bowl. California's Central Valley could no longer be irrigated. Food prices would rise to unprecedented levels.... President Obama speaks of a 'planet in peril,' but he does not provide the leadership needed to change the world's course." ...

I think same-sex couples should be able to get married. -- Barack Obama ...

... See also yesterday's News Ledes. ...

... Rick Klein of ABC News: also from the interview of President Obama, in a segment not yet aired, Obama said,

This is something that, you know, we've talked about over the years and she [Michelle Obama], you know, she feels the same way, she feels the same way that I do. And that is that, in the end the values that I care most deeply about and she cares most deeply about is how we treat other people and, you know, I, you know, we are both practicing Christians and obviously this position may be considered to put us at odds with the views of others but, you know, when we think about our faith, the thing at root that we think about is, not only Christ sacrificing himself on our behalf, but it's also the Golden Rule, you know, treat others the way you would want to be treated. And I think that's what we try to impart to our kids and that's what motivates me as president and I figure the most consistent I can be in being true to those precepts, the better I'll be as a as a dad and a husband and, hopefully, the better I'll be as president. ...

... Update: here's the full transcript of the interview. AND, finally, the full interview:

... CW: Update: Obama must be happy with his decision to go public with this; what with our being such close personal friends, he just e-mailed me the video of his remarks.

... David Corn of Mother Jones: "Asked about the timing of Obama's announcement, a White House official tells me that 'this was something the president has been thinking of doing for several months. He spoke a lot with Mrs. Obama. He gave a lot of thought to this. He saw his daughters being friends with children with same-sex parents. He saw what was happening at the state level in New York and elsewhere. This has all been informing his thinking for months, and he had planned to do something prior to the convention.' Did Biden's remarks speed up the process? 'That made it happen sooner than later,' this source says." ...

... Frank Bruni: "... history was made today, and millions of Americans right now feel that their country has shown them a new, heightened degree of the respect they richly deserve. Our highest elected official, our president,said that same-sex couples should have the right to marry, something that none of his predecessors had done, something that he had refused to do since becoming a national political figure. There's a powerful message in that." ...

... NEW. BUT. John Cook of Gawker: "He now believes that gay couples should be able to marry. He doesn't believe they have a right to do so. This is like saying that black children and white children ought to attend the same schools, but if the people of Alabama reject that notion -- what are you gonna do? ... Equality is not a state-by-state issue.... Anyone who supports the legitimacy[of state gay marriage bans] -- as Obama just did, in no uncertain terms -- even if they oppose the policy, is adopting the retrograde position in the contemporary gay marriage debate. Obama is moving backward, not forward." ...

... BUT BUT. Chris Geidner of Metro Weekly: Obama's "comments tend to be read outside of the context of other actions being taken by the administration.... If the administration were still defending DOMA and had taken no position on the level of scrutiny to be applied to sexual orientation classifications, then Obama's statement might mean that his view is that states have unfettered rights to legislate as they they wish on marriage. But, that is not the circumstances in which he makes these comments. Instead, Obama's position now is three-fold: (1) he personally supports same-sex marriage; (2) he believes as a policy matter that state, and not federal, law should define marriages, as it always has been in this country; and (3) he believes that there are federal constitutional limitations on those state decisions." CW: I agree with Geidner. My reading is that Obama did much more for gay marriage before yesterday than he did yesterday. He walked the walk before he talked the talk -- which is unusual for a politician. ...

... NEW. AND. Josh Barro of Forbes sees other federal matters related to gay marriage which the Obama administration will have to address. CW: I happen to think the courts in their ponderous ways, will address many of these issues. The amendment to North Carolina's state constitution passed this week simply cannot pass U.S. Constitutional muster. Obama might try to executive-order some of these laws & amendments out of existence, but the issues will still wind up in federal court, as they should.

... AND from Right Wing World. Jim Hoft, the Gateway Pundit: "He just threw MILLIONS of Christian Americans under the bus. Personally, I don't have a problem with gay relationships. I don't have a problem with gay unions. I do have a problem with a president pushing a law on the people with the specific intent of punishing the Church and Christian Americans." CW: Yeah, Jesus is weeping, yada yada yada. ...

... Joe Coscarelli of New York magazine: "... the always reasonable Fox Nation essentially put out a call to arms, declaring in an all-caps headline, 'OBAMA FLIP FLOPS, DECLARES WAR ON MARRIAGE.' But so much for brand unity, because Fox News anchor Shep Smith was not shy on-air about his agreement with the president's stated belief that same-sex couples should be allowed to marry":

Well, when these issues were raised in my state of Massachusetts, I indicated my view, which is I do not favor marriage between people of the same gender, and I do not favor civil unions if they are identical to marriage other than by name. My view is the domestic partnership benefits, hospital visitation rights, and the like are appropriate but that the others are not. -- Mitt Romney, today ...

... Steve Benen: "Romneyis now positioned to the right of Bush/Cheney on legal recognition of same-sex partnerships -- Dick Cheney endorsed marriage equality, and George W. Bush backed civil unions. Yes, Bush was more progressive in 2004 than Romney is in 2012." ...

... NEW. Noam Scheiber of The New Republic on the downside forRomney: "... while swing voters may be ambivalent about gay marriage itself, they're much less comfortable with displays of intolerance. Many of the same voters who profess squeamishness over the idea would punish a politician for crusading against it.... Unfortunately for Romney, the one thing Obama's announcement deprives him of is opportunities to duck the issue."

Why does gay marriage always fail at the ballot box? Rachel Weiner of the Washington Post: "Turnout is ... a factor. Older voters tend to vote in higher numbers, and there's a stark age divide on gay marriage. As Columbia Political Science professor Jeffrey Lax wrote in 2009: 'If policy were set by state-by-state majorities of those 65 or older, none would allow same-sex marriage. If policy were set by those under 30, only 12 states would not allow-same-sex marriage.' Primaries, like the one in North Carolina..., are particularly low turnout affairs -- giving opponents to gay marriage the edge."

... Abby Rapoport of the American Prospect: "Lugar's hardly been a profile in courage these past few years and releasing an honest statement about the state of the party would likely have been significantly more impressive if he had done it when he was active and wielded influence, rather than after his party gave him the boot. But nonetheless, this may be one of the most forceful and direct criticisms of the GOP from someone in office."

... Ezra Klein: In Richard Mourdock, who bested Lugar in the Indiana Republican primary largely on the argument that Lugar voted to confirm Justices Sotomayor & Kagan, Jonathan "Chait [of New York magazine] sees 'the frightening outlines of a future systemic crisis' here. But I might rephrase that a bit: I see the the outlines of a necessary systemic crisis leading to an overdue set of procedural reforms in the Senate." ...

... Doug J. of Balloon Juice: "Our system isn't set up to deal with what the national Republican party already has become, let alone what it is becoming. There are lots of levers a minority party can pull to stop the wheels of government, and there's not much reason for Republicans not to pull them. It doesn't hurt the party much politically to do so—the media will just tell us that both sides do it, that it all started with Robert Bork -- whereas it does hurt individual Republicans when they won't take part in the destruction." ...

... NEW. Paul Kane of the Washington Post: "Tuesday’s landslide victory in the GOP primary by Indiana state Treasurer Richard Mourdock, a staunch conservative who beat longtime Sen. Richard G. Lugar,gave Democrats hope for claiming a seat they have not seriously contested in three decades." ...

... Josh Israel of Think Progress: former Sen. John Danforth (R-Missouri), who is also an Episcopalian priest, is aghast that Dick Lugar was defeated & predicts the demise of the Republican party or something. CW: I was aghast that Danforth handpicked Clarence Thomas for the Supreme Court. As ye sow, so shall ye reap, Brother John.

Presidential Race

** NEW. Jason Horowitz of the Washington Post: Mitt Romney, boy homophobe and serious, serial bully. All those anti-bullying PSAs are aimed to protect teens from guys like Romney, who led a violent physical attack on a (then-suspected) gay student at his tony prep school. The school did nothing. Romney can't recall a thing about it. Horowitz found five independent witnesses to the physically bullying incident.

David Dwyer of ABC News: "President Obama on Wednesday roundly dismissed GOP rival Mitt Romney's claim to credit for the resurgence of the U.S. auto industry as 'one of his Etch-A-Sketch moments,' in an exclusive interview with ABC News' Robin Roberts." The full ABC News video, which includes Obama's "Etch-a-Sketch" comment, is above.

Jamelle Bouie: "... if there's anything that truly stands out about Romney’s speech in Michigan, it's the extent to which its stuffed with falsehoods, misrepresentations, and outright lies. Romney claims that Obama has brought 'big government' 'back with a vengeance' -- the truth is that government spending has fallen sharply after a decade increase under President Bush.... Romney attacks Obama’s plan to repeal the Bush tax cuts on the rich as a 'throwback to discredited policies', but doesn't tell his audience that those are Clinton-era rates. He attacks the Affordable Care Act as a takeover of American health care (false), blames Obama for the accumulation of debt (false), and warns -- apocalyptically -- that Obama will 'substitute government for individuality, for choice, for freedom.' ...Constant mendacity is the norm for Romney and his campaign, and odds are good that he won't suffer for it. Campaign reporters don't have a strong incentive to challenge him on his misrepresentations, and interested parties have a hard time dealing with the deluge."

News Ledes

The Hill: "The House voted Thursday to override steep cuts to the Pentagon's budget mandated by last summer's debt deal and replace them with spending reductions to food stamps and other mandatory social programs.... Members approved the Sequester Replacement Reconciliation Act in a party-line 218-199 vote. As expected, the bill was supported by nearly all Republicans -- only 16 opposed it, and no Democrats supported it."

News & Observer: "Prosecutors rested their case against former Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards Thursday afternoon by showing jurors a 2008 TV interview in which Edwards acknowledged having an affair with Rielle Hunter, but denied he was the father of her newborn child."

Six Degrees of Stupid.Politico: "Just hours after President Barack Obama publicly backed gay marriage, the House struck back and passed a measure aimed at reinforcing the Defense of Marriage Act. With a 245-171 vote, the House voted to stop the Justice Department from using taxpayer funds to actively oppose DOMA -- the Clinton-era law defining marriage as between a man and a woman that the Obama administration stopped enforcing in February 2011."

AP: "Federal authorities said Wednesday that they plan to sue Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio and his office over allegations of civil rights violations, including the racial profiling of Latinos."

Washington Post: "The parents of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, an American captured by the Taliban nearly three years ago, have made an emotional appeal for the Obama administration to make a deal with the insurgents to release him in exchange for Afghan prisoners being held in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba."

New York Times: "More than 40 people were killed and at least 170 injured by two powerful explosions outside a key intelligence headquarters in Damascus early on Thursday, Syrian state television reported. The blasts peeled open a new, more treacherous front in the struggle for the country."

Guardian: "Pakistan's prime minister [Yousaf Raza Gilani] has insisted his country had not been 'complicit' in shelteringOsama bin Laden and said the fact the late al-Qaida leader was able to live undetected for so long in Pakistan was down to a universal 'intelligence failure'."

Guardian: "Vidal Sassoon, who has died aged 84 after suffering from leukaemia, became the most famous hairdresser of the 1960s, creating styles that caught and then boosted women's new feelings of personal freedom. In doing so, he changed the craft of hairstyling for ever."

New York Times: "After months of testimony in the phone hacking scandal, focused mostly on the inner workings of Rupert Murdoch's businesses here, a judicial inquiry resumed hearings on Thursday into the extent and closeness of personal ties between the tycoon's British newspaper executives and Prime MinisterDavid Cameron. The so-called Leveson inquiry ... summoned Andy Coulson, a former editor of The News of the World Sunday tabloid who later became Mr. Cameron's communications director both in opposition and in office."

"Big-Boy Pants." Reuters: "The Pentagon revealed on Wednesday what was said when an over-cautious court security officer blocked the sound during Saturday's arraignment of five Guantanamo prisoners charged with plotting the September 11 attacks."

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So this morning we're greeted with several items of note. First, President Obama has thrown that crazy "evolving opinion" thing overboard. What was he thinking? And don't you love all these breathless, self-righteous right-wing blundits who are predicting that Romney has won the race because Obama just handed him all those social conservatives on a platter. Like any of them were going to vote for him anyway. Lesson? Politics is all well and good and it's necessary to be politic at times, but on issues of civil rights, don't try to hedge your bets. You look bad all around. At least he did it before the election. That's something. I guess.

On the other hand Romney is, as Marie points out, even further to the right than Bush and Cheney. That's like saying Crazier than Michele Bachmann.

Which brings us to the next item of interest, or maybe that should be item of weirdness. Bachmann is a Swiss citizen now? Well hurray for Switzerland. Maybe she'll run for something there. I thought this was a joke news report when I first heard it. Just imagine what Fox would do with this if, say, Chuck Schumer had just announced that he had obtained citizenship in a fairly liberal or socialist European country. Man the red meat would be on the table!

Finally, I heard on NPR this morning that in Afghanistan, an organization of Muslim clerics has decided to take action against the crazier elements of their membership by kicking them out if they persist in rabid Kill America First type rhetoric in their preaching. They've instituted a three strikes policy.

Why can't the GOP do the same thing with their nuts?

Turns out that a 7th century fundamentalist religious organization in a country whose most modern convenience is cold running water is more progressive, moderate, and reasonable than the Republican Party.

The Justce Department has figuratively wrestled the state of Rhode Island to the ground in order to gain the right to try a local murder case in federal court, and thus be able to possibly seek the death penalty which is not allowed under RI law.http://nyti.ms/JbTZIpWhat a waste of DoJ resources, among other things.

"There is only one essential point to be made about gay marriage: To acknowledge one’s own sexual being and to define the relationships that follow is a basic human right. How dare anyone intrude on a life choice that is not his to make for others? Whether the president’s family knows gay couples who are monogamous and nice to their children has no more to do with the issue than the old argument of enlightened racists in the American South that there were many fine Negroes who were not at all uppity". Robert Scheer from Truthdig. So Obama finally coming around to endorse gay marriages is certainly a step forward, but the blatant fact of this issue being one of equality––of basic civil rights somehow gets muddied up with religious clap trap and those magic words "the sanctity of marriage." Such rubbish! I am sick to death of the bones that have been tossed to those who just want what is their due and right.

James Hanson's warning once again won't make a difference because we don't think long term anymore–––well, some do, but their voices, too, seem to fall on deaf ears. When we have idiots like Bachmann who says CO2 is nature's finest and whats-his-name in congress who wrote that book called "the Hoax" on global warming, the sane voices go by the wayside. When we also have a presidential candidate who continually and consistently LIES while the people smile and shake his hand and the press just reports, then I say, bring on those droughts, those hurricanes, those floods and nature's finest hour and we can just all settle back and reflect on what some would call god's fury or the stupidity of those that could have made a difference, but didn't.

Victoria's comment about what the DoJ is doing in Rhode Island is jaw dropping stuff. Have we really moved so far to the right that the federal government now feels the need to usurp a state's legal rights so they can fry someone? This is beyond crazy.

Which brings me to something else that's crazy. So the state of Indiana wants to show us all what fer and kicked out Dick Lugar for daring to conspire with Democrats to actually get things done in Washington. Because that is not the purpose of government. Getting things done is not on the agenda. This brings us back to PD Pepe's point about making a difference. I suppose you can make a difference by doing nothing as well.

So some voters in Indiana want to send a Tea Party barker to congress who has declared that his goal is to get nothing done, but he'll be happy to scream long and hard about how pretty much everything, including the sun rising in the morning, is a conspiracy against conservative values which means even looking at the sun or acknowledging its existence is traitorous.

This, if you're a constituent, is a little going to your doctor to get some help with a medical problem. He or she warns you against elite specialists who will try to trick you into things like 'treatments' and good health choices. Instead, your doctor suggests bloodletting, leeches, prayer, potions, and magic underwear. He won't consult with any specialists to try to diagnose and treat you. But he'll spend a lot of time railing against those things.

So when you die from an easily treatable condition, he'll be proud knowing he did nothing to help you but at least he didn't compromise his no-compromise medical ethos.

Akhilleus, Seems to me that if a state legislature were willing to ban staring directly at the sun, they could lure Sarah Palin to the state to show the little children how doing so produces no ill effects.

Okay I may be overstaying my welcome here but I don't post on the Times site anymore (I wasn't deemed worthy) so I come here to rant. So what's my problem this time?

I just read a story about Willard the Rat who, in prep school, rounded up a posse of similarly inclined gay bashers and attacked a fellow student they believed not to be as heterosexually manly as all of them. They attacked him, tackled him, held him down, and cut off his hair while he screamed for help. One of the other posse members has never forgotten it and considers it one of the stupidest things he's ever done.

Willard?

Hmmmm.....can't seem to recall anything like ever happening. But if it did, and I'm not saying it did, I'm sorry if anyone's feelings were hurt. Of course I actually had no idea that kid was queer, you know, the kid I can't remember, and to whom nothing happened, at least that I can recall, and besides, we never even thought about things like that...you know, torturing kids we thought were homosexual even though thisevent I can't recall ever happening to the kid I can't seem to remember, except for the fact that I had no idea he was gay. Was he really queer? Damn. I should have held him down and cut his hair off!

This asshole can't even make up good lies. He doesn't remember it but he was sure that student he can't remember wasn't gay because he never even thought about stuff like that.

What???

I'm not saying we should hold everyone accountable for stupid things they did in high school. Not many kids escape high school with the "stupid pranks" box unchecked. But we can, and should, hold adults accountable for their truthfulness about such things. I never did anything remotely so stupid in high school but I CAN recall far less egregious things I did that still don't sit well with me today. And I remember every detail.

But not Willard the Rat. Seriously? Not recall tackling another student with a group of cronies then cutting off his hair while he screamed? If that was so unmemorable, I'd hate to hear about the stupid pranks he actually does remember.

One more thing about Willard the Rat's role as a leader of bullies. Bullies are notable for one thing besides their sadism. Cowardice. At heart, bullies are all cowards. All fearful. Fearful of the other, of their own inadequacy, of daddy, of mommy, of not being able to get it up, of...well, you get it.

Willard is still a coward. And a liar. Do we really want another lying coward representing the Republican Party sitting in the White House? This guy becomes more reprehensible every day.

@Akhilleus: Take it from someone also unworthy but who still occasionally posts at the Times: No worries. You're always welcome. Re: Romney, I've heard it said he still likes to fire people, something I have done but never liked because I always knew those I pushed out the door, for what I believed to be very good reasons, did not live in isolation and that the action I took was therefore affecting far more people and having far more consequence than I could ascertain or foresee, much like damn near everything we do. It was something that made me queasy, not proud. I can't imagine what I would have felt had I been in a position to bankrupt companies and put thousands out of work. Is it possible that whatever gender issues Romney's prep school behavior might imply, it simply takes a bully to be a high flying Capitalist at heart?

@Ken Winkes, et al. It seems to take a sociopath/bully to win the GOP presidential nomination. At least that's how the last three nominees turned out.

As a child, Dubya thought it was fun to blow up frogs by ramming firecrackers down their throats; as an adult he "kidded" his supposed pals by calling them unflattering nicknames.

I think there was some publicity about McCain's calling his wife a cunt in front of a roomful of people; a former friend of mine who served in the Navy with McCain privately related some bullying incidents to me. There are certainly more.

And now we have the fun-loving Mr. Romney. Reading the Horowitz piece, linked above, made me sick. And lest you think that's just the way it was "back then," no, it wasn't. I went to a working-class-area public high school at the same time Romney was attending his high-toned private school. My best male friend was gay, or so I presumed back then & I recently heard he has come out. No one once every faulted me for my friendship with him, or made fun of him, & if our friendship made me less popular, I was certainly unaware of it. I am also unaware that my friend was bullied, tho of course he might not have told me that.

If you read the whole Horowitz piece, what you'll find is that Romney's "pranks" were mean-spirited, & the crux of the "jokes" relied on specific disabilities of the victims -- like the funny jokes he often played on a nearly-blind teacher. (Bush, when he made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day, apologized when he found out the reporter had a severe eye condition.) Romney picked on people for weaknesses or differences they couldn't help. He even bullied his friends into being bullies. His pranks had victims, & the victims would not have thought the pranks were funny. Most kids pull pranks, but I hope the majority of the pranks are victimless -- that is, the object of the pranks isn't hurt by them & can laugh along with the joke.

Horowitz implies or writes that after Willard met Ann, he became a better person. I doubt it. When he was a bishop & one of his parishioners had a life-threatening pregnancy, he bullied her into not getting an abortion. Look at the way he bullies his opponents. As Winkes says, he still likes to fire people. And he isn't concerned about the poor. He was a mean kid & he's a mean adult. Romney's parents both had empathy for the less fortunate. Romney was born without that gene. Making him more powerful will only make his genetic condition worse.

Not to beat this into the ground (no chance of that with the MSM) but I've been curious to see what tack the major broadcast outlets would do with the story of sadism and bullying on the part of Willard the Cowardly Rat.

Brian Williams on NBC asked us, pleadingly, and oh so understandingly, if any of us could possibly recall everything we had done in high school and if we would be prepared to defend those things that perhaps we couldn't remember. The event was characterized by one of the commenters as nothing but "youthful hijinks."

What??

Short-sheeting a kid's bed is a hijink. Shaving someone's eyebrows after they pass out from drinking at a party qualifies as a "hijink." Plotting to track down and attack classmate purely for what you believe is his sexual orientation (or any OTHER reason) is not a fucking "HI-JINK" it's a goddamn criminal assault. One of the participants, a lawyer as described it as JUST THIS. An assault, punishable under numerous legal statutes in any state in this country.

But, as usual, NBC couldn't let Romney hang out in the breeze by himself. To demonstrate both their balance and the extremely weak culpability of Rat-Boy Willard, they trotted out a sentence from Barack Obama's memoir in which he mentions drinking and trying drugs when he was younger. As far as NBC is concerned, this is a "all kids do stupid stuff" story, and besides, as Brian Williams cautioned, could any of us remember EVERYTHING we did in high school.

Well, shit, Brian. I'm pretty sure I don't remember most things I did in high school, but a criminal assault I'm pretty sure I'd be able to resurrect from the densest cobwebs.

As for the "balance" and "fairness" achieved by referring to the Obama book. Bullshit. First, this story is not about Obama. It's about Romney's criminal assault on another human being, a huge difference being that Obama volunteered those details on his own to allow his readers to help explore his life at that place and time. Romney never, and never would, volunteer this nugget from his illustrious past. And when it was brought to light with not one, not two, but FIVE eyewitnesses including the posse he rounded up, he lied about it and denied that it ever happened.

So Willard the Rat was in high school when it happened and the GOP spinners want everyone to forget about it. Wait. Isn't this the party that want to prosecute 12 year old black kids as adults for crimes less egregious than their candidate???????

Thank you, akhilleus, for your comments. You never abuse our patience. The attack and the comments of people who witnessed it are sufficient evidence of Romney's cruelty. I'm here in New Zealand, and the papers simply state that Romney is a "weak candidate." I think that says all that needs to be said. No drama, just fact.