Was it Angie? And the dream was she was drinking a raspberry martini (her only drink of the night) and she was pished off it already. If that was the dream, then your psychic, because it really happened.

That's disturbing, seen as you don't know what he looks like. Was the dream about sexism? Sorry Laundry mate, I had to say that.

It wasn't, surprisingly.

Laundry and I were sitting in a park, don't ask how we met and stuff. I have no idea. We were talking about atheism and suddenly, I slapped him so hard that he started crying in pain. I kept apologising to him but he just ignored me and never even looked at me. I didn't know how to make him forgive me so I kissed him on the cheek where I slapped him and said something like, "Your beard pokes" and he started laughing and said, ''kiss me again''. And I did but this time it was really smooth. I looked at him in surprise and asked him "how did that happen" and he gave me one wicked smile. He said that every time a person kisses him on the cheek, it will be a different feeling for them. This has to be in my top 10 weirdest dreams.