Woman Hides Loaded Gun Her in Lady-Parts: What Else Could We Stick Up There?

Sometimes you just don’t want to carry a purse, am I right, ladies? But then you find yourself with the conundrum of where will I keep my gun and other personal effects? If your pockets won’t do, have you thought about using your vagina?

With the help of drug sniffing dogs, police in Oklahoma arrested Christie Dawn Harris after finding her and a friend in Harris’s car outside of a closed restaurant at 3:45am. Upon searching her car, police officers found “meth, drug paraphernalia, a .25 caliber semi-automatic pistol, and a loaded magazine.” During the processing post-arrest, Harris claimed that she was on her period and was reticent to undergo contraband check of her unmentionables (I wouldn’t be super into this, either, and I don’t even have a gun in my vagina!).

After Harris complied with police, Officer Kathy Unbewust reported, “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.” Unbewust then “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

Please note that the gun she was arrested for possessing was a different gun than the one in her vagina. In light of this new discovery, here are ten other objects you could store in your vagina for later use.

Now imagine that it was a normal non-drug addict talking to her husband

“Honey have you seen my pistol?”
“Which one?”
“The one I loaned you.”
“Eh…nope!”
“Are you sure? I thought I saw you grab it.”
“Oh yeah that one, hold on stay I the den!”
*walks into another room and pulls it out, wipes it off quickly*
“Here you go sweetie…”
“Eww, why is my gun all slimy?”
*sniff*
“Oh my god! Did you have this in you’re…..”
*drops gun*
“Get out!”