First things first, we ask whether Montenegro will continue their excellent form with a result against England at Wembley, and round up all the other Euro 2012 qualifiers.

Elsewhere, we find out about the Bavarian Olympics, eavesdrop on Barry's poolside chat with an, ahem, madame from Ukraine, and wonder if it's possible to fly to Japan from Argentina without a stop-over.

Finally, we discuss Danny Murphy's polemic against Sam Allardyce, Mick McCarthy and Tony Pulis , and - ahead of our trip to Merseyside next weekend - we bring you the latest on NESV's takeover of Liverpool.

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