Stand-up comedy can be a tricky thing. The perfect balance of aggression and self-deprecation is hard to find, and Aditi Mittal has hit that sweet spot a few times, most famously with her wonderful tirade on sanitary napkins, the science and marketing of.

And then, if you’ve ever wondered just what the hell vaginal tightening was, let her tell you (and throw a puzzler spoke into that wheel of thought).

Speaking of which, have you ever been on an arranged date? Here’s an ode to all those moments of perfect discomfort caused by, well, your parents being retired and not having much else to do besides creep you out and set you up.

And speaking of, er, family, here she is on Karan Johar, closets and Jaya Bachchan along with a few pithy insights about Bollywood/stars, during the much-debated, much-deleted AIB roast.

And in replacement of a back story, a biodata, a childhood-influences-piece-of-research and other such boring stuff, we’re going to leave you with her talking about her first joke.