This is my new favorite entry on my new favorite Web site, fmylife.com:

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, “Your nuts!” She meant, “YOU’RE nuts.” I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

Okay. We know this guy isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Anyone knows you don’t send naked pictures to someone you barely know. And I’m going to assume that these two people are over the age of 18, because if not, that’s a different issue altogether. Assuming they both are above the age of consent,

That girl got exactly what she deserved.

She mixed up “your” and “you’re” and thus was blinded with an image of the least attractive part of the male anatomy, an image that will likely stick in her mind for quite a long time.

It’s kind of like shock therapy, don’t you think?

(And, for the record, I feel like I need to say this to clueless straight guys of the world: No girl in her right mind will ever ask you for a picture of your nuts if she wants to be turned on. ANY other body part is understandable — NEVER the nuts. If she does, that’s a red flag. She’ll probably be forwarding it to her friends and laughing at you.)

I think, it was just her expression at all. I mean, what she meant was (r u nuts?)? It’s just a lesson that we really have to be careful of the words we are using. Just a single letter missing or any punctuation marks missing or misuse..totally change the exact meaning. And perhaps, due to high technology nowadays people tend to be lazy. we tend to use shortcut messages..

FYI, Jane Kennedy Sutton, it’s a little spammy to put your link in the body of your comment as you have done in many places on this blog. If people want to find you, they will click on the hyperlink on your name.

Hooray! I can’t believe I just found you, Grammar Vandal! Your story makes me happy. I wish I had comma stickers! I’ve had “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” on my wishlist for a while.

As to this blog post, I like fml because it makes fun of life so well! Like this. It’s great for grammar freaks (no offense, I use “freaks” merely to describe myself) and regular writers/typists/speakers alike.

I don’t know if she deserved an eyeful of nads, but the guy surely has a pair, both literally and figuratively. And who knows, if she’s the right type of woman, maybe she thought it was funny enough to request an audience with James and the Doctor in person?

My apologies – I never meant to offend anyone. It won’t happen again. I personally like folks to leave a signature line when they comment because it makes it easy for me to discover new blogs or websites. I now know not everyone feels this way and will stick to visiting blogs where I know I’m welcome.