Come one, Milos. That's a No True Scotsman argument. Believe it or not there are gay men who don't care about fashion. Alternatively, I'd expect that someone desperately trying not to be gay would try to be the opposite of the stereotype as much as possible.

I laughed and laughed. Then my step-daughter came in, to see what was so funny. And she laughed and laughed. I don't think I can get past the laughing stage to consider the sadness part. It's truly "International Pirates Day" material. And Brian! It absolutely had to be Brian, didn't it? Monty Python couldn't have produced a better 'sketch'.

Oh, and on behalf of the gay community, to our friends in the straight community, Brian is all yours now.