2) Annie Teriba

Running more clubnights per week than most people go to in a term. Supermarket, Surfboard, oh and representing Oxford to the NUS, campaigning on social justice issues, and debating at the Union. What do you do in your free time again?

3) Alfred Burton

Ex-Queen’s JCR President, catch him organising events for the Oxford Burma Alliance and jamming with Aung San Suu Kyi while he should be revising for finals. Or serving drinks with a smile in Queen’s bar. Nice is cool.

4) Toby Baker

Ok he’s not officially a student but he still drinks like one. He runs lots of clubnights and knows lots of people and you’ll just see him wandering around Oxford looking like a cool teddy bear. Which somehow Mr Shuffle himself can pull off.

5) Siwan Clark

This 3rd-year PPEist at John’s makes us question whether anyone who doesn’t have 200,000 Youtube views on their feminist song deserves to be on the list. Effortlessly cool, and a voice to melt Katie Hopkins’ icy heart.

6) Louis Trup

He has garms on garms on garms and he DJs while upholding our democracy. You’ve just got to love LJTrup. (Yes he is also not a student)

7) Maryam Ahmed

You don’t get to the top of a political society without making some enemies. Unless you’re Maryam and you’re just the most likeable person that’s ever existed. And she’s going to be mates with Sol Campbell after he’s spoken at OUCA this term.

8) Jeremy Ogunleye

This guy defies the stereotypes because, although he studies English at Merton, he’s not boring. One of the founders of grime night, Functions on the Low, Jez has played football for Oxford and generally made VERSA feel inadequate.

9) Will Hislop

Funny is cool. His videos speak for themselves. He’s been in The Buttless Chaps, The Oxford Revue, and all the student drama. To be fair there are a lot of funny kids around (we almost went for Georgia Bruce) but this guy cracks VERSA up.