Elysian announces the pending release of Loser Pale Ale

We just received some random press release from those posers at Elysian Brewing. So we were all like, whatever. Like we care. I guess the beer has some fancy new label or something. Oh boy, like we’re all so impressed. Here it is for any of you losers lame enough to give a rip. (He said, with tongue firmly planted in cheek.)

Corporate Beer Still Sucks!

ELYSIAN LOSER LABEL GETS NEW STAMP

Loser Pale Ale is brewed in honor of Sub Pop Records – Seattle’s ground-breaking Independent Record Label which is well known for first signing artists such as Mudhoney, Nirvana and Soundgarden back in the grunge era. While the music scene has changed over the years, Sub Pop remains one of the premier record labels in Seattle and continues to showcase talented artists across the country. This being the case, our goal was to make Loser a standout act – the prevalent hops featured in this beer are the unique and not widely available Sorachi Ace hops. This hop variety originated in Japan and is currently only grown one place in the United States – the Gamache Family Hop Farms in Yakima, Washington.