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The Queen's Breasts

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he tryto touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatiothe Physician, the King's chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this andsaid that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, butit would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured alittle bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, ifapplied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that testshad shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote tocure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to theirchambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itchingpowder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied andhailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding hispayment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn'thave cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter tothe King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itchingpowder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly