I would LOVE to see Justin Whats-his-bucket, on day one of Summer Encampment, with a 14 year old, highly motivated Cadet Chief of a Flight Sergeant, roll him on out of his fart-sack and take him out for PT.

"Yes, Mrs Beiber, I understand that Justin is not happy. Yes, Ma'am, I am sure you did your best. Well, we can't be successful in everything, better luck with your other children."