Thankfully I stuck to beer so I'm not in the worst state today, going to be an interesting day in the office though, everyone looks awful and is trying to reassure themselves they did nothing worse than embarrassing dancing to the Sex on Fire...

There's a fuckload of military and Queen's Guards stood outside my work. Like a proper fuckload. I assume for THE FUNERAL. They keep practicing formations. In fact if I turn my head to the right I can look them all in the eye. They're all watching me.

and I started to get confused remembering other usernames so decided to stick to the one that was so rubbish and meaningless since I could guarantee it wasn't registered anywhere else.

I have bored myself with this story. My day's good, potential layoffs this week, reckon I've got a 25% chance of being one of those announced. This would be a good thing, could do with a change of scenery.

I've been once or twice before but its always been fleeting. I want to have a wander around the city centre and check out some pubs and get a general feel of the place. Maybe go and check out castlefield/hulme because that's where we're looking at living.

I was measuring myself last night and my head is dead big and also my legs are 70% longer than my torso (they're supposed to be 40%). Also I'm way shorter than I thought I was.
But it's ok cos my friend has weird fucking massive long Mr Tickle arms and we'd never realised before. I was great cos she was like "Yeah I always wondered why my shopping nearly dragged along the floor on the way back from sainsburys". As if she hadn't come to the conclusion that it was cos her arms were ridiculously long.

I've just watched Hghlander 5 cos it was on iplayer. Highlander 5 is really bad. I expected this.

so a little bit, yes but he's cute and stuff and I'm happy to help when someone needs a place to say BUT I've got these few days off solely to play my new drums and now I can't because the baby's napping. FFS.

No idea how long they're staying. Until his ex-gf finds a job so he can stop paying their rent and afford to pay rent himself somewhere.

but I can't get excited because I'm off to the wedding of some people I've never met in the middle of nowhere. It's the first wedding I've been to with the GF so I'm gonna get hideously drunk and bust out my wedding dance, thus ensuring she'll never ask me to dance at a wedding again.

Had a massive, possibly final row in my car with my gf (probs ex) which made us both late for work.

I think I'm just going to pick one of you at random and force you to swap lives with me. Maybe not at random...sheeldz seems to have it good. Do you want to trade for an older, much shittier existence?

In other news I'm seeing my daughter tonight, which will make things more pleasant.