People see bricks of text and they keep moving.

I totally started with the "gay novel" stuff, which maybe wasn't the best starter.

Not that there's homophobia here, more like... homoapathy. I tried to get around that by talking about my latest novel, Strength in Numbers, which is about a quest for the Satoshi Hoard, with, admittedly, lots of breaks for hot gay sex. Again, a photo would have been smart.

In fact, I should have totally started with Adam Vance, my "Progressive Military Science Fiction" avatar.