Another Tattoo (Parody of "Nothin' On You" by B.o.B. featuring Bruno Mars)

Beautiful tatsAll over my backMakes me so proudI'm gonna shout it out loudI got another tattoo babyYeah another tattoo baby(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo)(noth noth nother tattoo)No part of me is blank I'm really ink obsessedIts like an art show the moment that I get undressedAt every job interview they're just so impressedCause I got all my ex-wives' on my chestOver here is Clay AikenThere's a side of bacon,And a minotaur pillow fighting with SatanNext to hello kitty and a zombie ice skating waitIt's Ronald Reagan

YeahYes there were a fewI got from a losing a betI misspelled a word or twoStill there's nothing I regretMy shopping trips are no sweatThere's never stuff I forgetCheck out this rad boba fettHe's playing clarinetBeautiful tats (yeah) all over my back (all over)And what the heck (haha)There's still room on my neck (waa)I'll get another tattoo baby(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo) another tattoo babe(noth noth nother tattoo)I don't know why (why)But every day (day)Whenever folks see meThey just back away (wo)I got another tattoo(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo babe)(noth noth nother tattoo)Another tattoo baby(a-noth-noth-nother tattoo babe)(noth noth nother tattoo)Yeah

D'OWDehh... OK right there by my elbow. see?Yeah I got a couple of square inches leftSo maybe a squid or a tarantula or somethingI dunno surprise meD'OWMother...