Israel Saved from Wheelchair Attack

In an heroic fight to maintain the country of Israel the regime have eliminated a terrible attack being organised by disabled people in wheelchairs.

To the cheers of the assembled MP's in the Nestegg, Prime Minister Notbalfbaked, announced that the target practice by the military on Gaza's notorious web of disabled people had been a great success.

'No longer are they a threat to the existence of Israel' he declared.

It is well known that people in wheelchairs can scale walls with their modern equipment and the plan had been for disabled people in wheelchairs to race their wheelchairs at the wall dividing Gaza from Israel and climb over it.

John Terry from the United States, back from counting votes in Afghanistan, declared the American support for all Israeli action. 'The elimination of the wheelchair users was particularly brave' he commented.

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