Humorous, but there were some inaccuracies. Firstly, the player would never miss because the game would be designed for consoles and would automatically aim at enemies whenever you entered iron sights. Secondly, the player would have to use iron sights 99% of the time because the weapons would have horrible accuracy otherwise. Thirdly, whenever the player got hit, jam would be splattered on the screen and he'd be forced to hide behind for 6 seconds in order to regenerate his health. Fourthly, the player would get XP for hitting enemies and would gain ranks every ten seconds. Fifthly, the player would be following an NPC who has giant glowing "FOLLOW" text floating above his head, and the player would only be able to progress when the NPC opens doors or moves out of the way.