Your girlfriend/wife farting in front of you!

I thought this would be an interesting debate. I can honestly say in all the years I have been married I have maybe heard my wife pass gas 10 times. However I am sure many others here aren't as fortunate. Voice your concern here and how would you feel about your girlfriend/wife farting freely in front of you. I personally hate it.

I would never be with a girl who did this, if I wanted that I'd pal around with my buddies and we'd fart it up day and night, then I'd go to the "strip club" when I got horny. Hmmm actually this doesn't sound like too bad an idea anyway

Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
Loose = The bolts are loose.
There = She is there now.
Their = They have their things.
They're = They're going to the mall.
To = They came to the house.
Too = That's too bad.
Two = 2.
Your = Your dinner is ready.
You're = If you're 150lbs you better have a 6 pack.

my ex farted during sex. i bert stared her and she was like "I tooted"

haha yeah but if your pounding away at it you should expect a lot of air to get pumped in and out by your cawk.
So under those circumstances it is fine.

"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it's really tight - it's like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle. It just blows up, and it feels really different. It feels fantastic.
It's as satisfying to me as, uh..."

My last girlfriend the filthy slut farted in my face while i was asleep once. I punished her by fukn her azzhole and stretching it so that it doesn't have an airtight seal anymore. Because of the lack of sealin she cant fart anymore but when she builds up enough gas it sounds like a breeze rushing down a hallway.

My last girlfriend the filthy slut farted in my face while i was asleep once. I punished her by fukn her azzhole and stretching it so that it doesn't have an airtight seal anymore. Because of the lack of sealin she cant fart anymore but when she builds up enough gas it sounds like a breeze rushing down a hallway.