Now I was thinking that the Clintons have an explicit interest for Obama to lose. Apparently Obama offered to Hillary to replace Biden and she didn't accept because this would compromise her chances in 2016.

Also Obama winning would compromise the chances of whomever democrat candidate to win in 2016. It doesn't look to me like this country will want more of the same after Obama.

Now I demand medication... to help me sleep without nightmares... and I don't mean Pinkie's shovel either, although it would probably be just as effective. And I can legally grow up to four pot plants for personal use in Kanadistan without being sent to jail for the rest of my life... I still may never be able to sleep again. Gaah!

So after I put my hand on the Bible, I said, HehHehHehHehHeh... I sh*t you not! I said, "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God."... No! No!... The "so help me God," was actually part of the oath! AhHahHahHahHah! Whew! I've got a stitch in my side...

Pssst, sis, don't tell anyone, but we were able to hand deliver over 2700 ballots to Cook County (that's Dear Leader's county) in Illinoiz to the prison inmates for a gubernatorial election. We don't want to disenfranchise the wrong people.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand