The World Acording To Budweiser Piper

I am such a lucky guy. I have this great gal as a girlfriend. Her name is Baby and she is cat's Meow. She is soooo pretty and we get along well. She is from the United Stares and she has curves in all the right spots! (takes deep breath) She is a Manx and she takes such nice pictures too. I am smitten, I'll say. Ah Baby.........!