Happy birthday, musicians. Now get to work!

Y’know what? I’m tired of haikuing my heart out to celebrate celebrities’ birthdays and getting nothing in return. No phone calls. No thank-you notes. No leftover gift certificates for shiatsu massage from the bottoms of their gift bags. And while I realize it’s not the fault of the half-dozen delightful musicians who turn a year older today, somebody’s got to pay the price.

With that in mind, singers and instrumentalists, line up against the wall! Today might be your big day, but no matter; you’re working at the pleasure of PopWatch. You’ll find your set list below. And Ciara (pictured)? Quit your frowning! We know you’re as much of a ham as the rest of these stars.