Playing games in the car has replaced singing. MP hit the jackpot when he produced this one. Maddy was first up (apparently because she has the best; self-proclaimed handwriting).

Laugh until you cry or as in MP’s state; laugh until you cannot see the road.

WESTWARD HO-HA

Maddy, read the story in a confident tongue-in-cheek style from the seat behind me.

Good vacations are worth their weight in Chihuahuas. A stinky summer vacation for you and your pretty family is to visit the Rocky buttocks in Colorado. The first time you see these creepy mountains, your fat eyes will thump wavy. If you are into camping, fishing, or swimming, visit Arizona’s Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of shiny landscapes, and rich funny history. Upon sight of this mile-deep; magnificent 1 ½ billion year old elephant your lips will drop open and you will not be able to catch your nose hairs. Then, there is the city of the Golden Gate Booger , San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable truck loaded with wide-eyed aeroplanes or climb the city’s chubby hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett’s obese rendition of “I left my butt in San Francisco.” So will you!

Izzy in the middle said, “coco in our 4th grade performance we sing, we left our heart in San Francisco.”