1) Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
2) Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
3) Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
4) Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
5) Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
6) Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
7) Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle