Sanity Test II

January 2, 2011

A simple sanity and rationality test for you today.

Watch this video:

If you thought to yourself while watching the above video, “Wow she is absolutely crazy. What is wrong with her?” and at various points of the video you found yourself desiring to stop it, or laugh at the orgasmic “WHOA”, or weep for the people that believe what she is saying because her repeatedly saying “whoa” is a sign from God that what she is saying is true, or found yourself wishing you could physically shake anyone that sent her money until they came to their senses: Congratulations, you are sane!

However, if the video seemed perfectly reasonable, and a viable form of Christianity then I have authored a book which I am offering here as a free download! Please read it and follow its directions precisely.

It used to be that simply adopting a fake southern accent meant your words were “anointed” and therefore “incontestable”, but now there are various manifestations that fill that role. I guess the fact that this deeply saddens me indicates I might be sane. Hmmmmm

I found my way to this site by the RBL review of your book, _Please Seek Professional Help II_. Some writers think of their book as “just another line in the CV,” but yours is really different. I’m just glad I found it before completing my dissertation proposal, “Please Stay Away From the Children!”