Monthly Archives: August 2010

Just when you’re so used to skanky celebrity chicks getting themselves filmed getting peen in their pussies, the tables turn and male stars show up with sex tapes of their own. This here’s old, but a good one nonetheless: former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst whips out his dick in front of some faceless but sexy chick and goes on to bang her in the mouth and pussy.

Whatever charms Fred Durst put on this chick worked well, because she’s bent over like an obedient slut while Fred Durst inserts his massive dick balls deep into her tight cunt. He even makes the babe turn around and have her lick his meat for stray signs of cum.

So it really is true that being in the band will give you all kinds of snatch, even if you’re an A-grade pro-violence doucheface who’s fallen out of the public’s good graces. Fred Durst’s sex tape should attest to that.

I first saw Kat Dennings on Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist and I immediately fell in love with the girl’s boobs. Even under two layers of clothing, Kat Denning’s boobs were obviously struggling to pop loose and turn the movie into a sexy tit fest, but unfortunately, I had none of that, save for when that geek Michael Cera fingered her off-camera on the couch. Lame.

But I needn’t suffer from a boob-less experience with her, because I found these raunchy and completely naked pictures of Kat Dennings showing her loaded breasts. Now I can stop imagining what they look like and start imagining what it would feel like to feel those melons, while she sat on top of my cock moaning in that high-pitched squeak of hers.

I absolutely cum at the idea of seeing sexy teens like Kat Dennings playing with their fully erect nipples while they got their bang on, which I can totally see her doing. So if you’re like me who needs a bit of teen cunt, check out Kat Dennings naked playing with her breasts.

Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into smut. But if your daughter has a flippin’ erotic body with luscious boobs that look perfect coated with jizz, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.

Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has xxx potential branded all over her loose pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana had to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity babe written all over her fine titties.

If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.

Don’t we love to feast on these Asian girls just because they’re simply fucking erotic? And I’m not talking about just a particular Asian slut though what we have here on Me and My Asian today is this steamy Japanese doll. If you’ve seen or been to CosPlay events, you’ll understand why there are a lot of us who has this fetish on chicks “in uniform” and I mean in the literal sense. There’s Sailormoon and her equally erotic and erotic girlfriends who dress nothing like innocent girls playing with doll houses and sipping lemonade on a hot and dusty weather. These kind of Asianflirts don’t dress like this just to look cute. Who are they kiddin’? If you’re this erotic, like this lovely and busty Japanese honey in these pictures, and you enjoy checking out other girlfriends while browsing through MeandMyAsian.com, then you ain’t some reserved school chick, waiting for her debut just to get laid. I bet this Asian tease has been experimenting with things that make her playful, stuff that pleases and satisfies her sexual cravings, whenever she’s all alone in a room. We’re so banging lucky that she shared her erotic Asian amateurpictures with us. Notice how yummy those tits are? Don’t they look so fucking inviting that you wanted to take that boner out of your boxers and bang away? Oh, ok, jack off first and fuck away. Geez. Anyway, this cutie has a lot to show and she’s waiting for you right here. Go on and click the banging link so you can start your very own private party already.

I completely agree with Venus Raj saying she didn’t have any major, major problems to deal with all her life, because how can somebody this fapping sexy have anything bad trailing behind her ass? She might not have won the Miss Universe crown, but her sultry Filipina looks alone win her first place for being the most exotic, and I mean that in a dirty way.

Maybe Venus Raj should turn away from becoming a role model and just go all the way exploiting her tasty Oriental appeal and publish some naked pictures. Everybody is doing a career in porn, and since some of these so-called beauty queens already have a track record in videotaping their pussies, like Hiroko Mima, Venus Raj should hop on the bandwagon and please us guys waiting to lube up to the next erotic cunt to step naked in front of us.

After all, it’s these Asian chicks who have kinkier tastes when it comes to banging. I have a feeling Venus Raj is still a virgin to the dick, so it’s the perfect time for her to pop the cherry and bring on thehot and scandalous photos.

So when we thought nobody could kick Angelina Jolie off her pedestal as an A-list actress, mother, and humanitarian all rolled into one, these nasty bondage pictures of her crop up to make the Hollywood goddess quiver in her stilettos. Nobody would’ve imagined Angelina Jolie caught naked and possibly getting a good fuck in the cunt, but here we actually see her looking heavy-lidded with the bad shit and with her titties covered in tape, presumably the aftermath of some erotic and sweaty sex session.

After all the sensual flicks you’ve seen her in, Angelina Jolie’s racy bondage photos finally confirm that she is, in real life, just as much of a risk taker and a leather fetishist as are her movie alter egos.

So when you jack off to Angelina Jolie’s various incarnations in her movies and think you’d like to see her in more extreme stuff, you can now think of fucking the shit out her with Angelina Jolie’s naked bondage pics. These pics prove she’s willing to be leashed, spanked, gagged, and banged aggressively, like she does inside your fantasies. So get the bondage gear out and start spankin’ away.

I didn’t see the Miss Universe pageant that was on TV this week, mainly because the chicks in that show don’t normally do it for me, but when I found out that this year’s crowning babe was Mexico’s Jimena Navarrete, I knew I had to see that cunt of hers in action. This hottie deserves to win, with all the right curves in her body, the hot, slender legs, and killer hot looks. Here’s hoping perverts uncover some racy naked photos of Jimena Navarrete so we can complete the image of her naked in our minds.

Anyway, even if she’s kept her snatch to herself prior to the pageant, media pressure and her following plummet to obscurity in the coming weeks will most likely push her to doing something drastic like a sex tape or a topless photoshoot for some lad mag. Everyone knows a reigning beauty queen has a shelf life of approximately two weeks, so expect Ms. Jimena Navarrete here to start showing her tits quite soon.