Essays on Life, Liberty and the Art of Depression

COKE DAMAGES MUSCLES

So I see on YAHOO that COKE DAMAGES MUSCLES. And I’m like, holy shit, I drink one diet coke a day. Is my next visit to the emergency ward? And THEN I see that this woman drinks, “seven liters of cola a day for 10 month”. So I figured that, um, there was a bunch of things you shouldn’t drink 7 liters of, like WATER. So, if you are stupid enough to drink coke like a whale, than, by all means, you should suffer the consequences. Yigads.