My goal with this blog is to offend everyone in the world at least once with my words… so no one has a reason to have a heightened sense of themselves. We are all ignorant, we are all found wanting, we are all bad people sometimes.

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There is a guy in this waiting room with me playing a game on his phone. He is in his forties and he has the fucking volume up on his phone! Jesus Christ! You are forty!!! Don’t you have manners! I’m very close to asking him if he really thinks we all want to hear his stupid, fucking game or if he needs it on while his mommy takes care of the car. No really, we all want to hear clicking sounds for an hour you fuckin butt pirate! Fuck I hate humans some days! Fuck!