Hoooleeeeey fookin crap... To just open the page up and be hit by this one right out of the blue...

I fear serious damage has been done to my intellect. I mean, you expect some bizarre and some stupid when you visit FSTDT, but daaaamn, this is weapons grade concentrated bizzarupidity of the most potent variety I've ever experienced in a single sentence.

Oh grief... the entire site is just as bad. How? How does this level of mind-rot persist in the modern era? Is it medical? Are these people physically deficient in some manner? More importantly, is there anything we, or the medical community, can do for them?

I submitted a story about retired catholic archbishop Egan RETRACTING an apology about child sexual abuse, and instead you go with a forum post from some random toadstool claiming planets have wombs. I am so done with this site.... if there are stories in the news about really dangerous fundies in positions of influence and respect saying stupid hurtful shit why would you instead post Mr. "Planets Have Wombs."?? Goodbye.

Well yes, actually, that's exactly how the moon was formed. The Earth gave birth to it, out of the planet's sacred birth canal: an area of land in the Western part of America. That's how the grand Canyon was formed... the mass of the Moon came out of it! The moon appears larger than the physical dimensions of the grand canyon because of it's reduced gravity in space.

Yes of course. It's only natural that our planet is hollow, after all it is home to one of the universe's drooling species, namely Homo gulliblensis, and it's hollow centre acts as a natural drainage system for channeling extraneous drool.

Hence, as per the 'Our Hollow Earth' site, you'll find four dribbling rivers inside the Earth. But don't worry, it's nowhere near full, there's plenty of womb for loads more drool yet.