'Wet Hot American Summer' Cast Camp Superlatives Because They're All So Memorable & Need To Be Recognized — VIDEO

Netflix released the trailer for Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Campon Thursday, and it is absolutely magnificent. Seriously, every celebrity ever is in it, including (an impression of) Ronald Reagan. David Wain and Michael Showalter are bringing their iconic film back for an epic prequel, which will be a TV series, rather than a movie, gifting us with eight full episodes to start binging on July 31st.

Watching the trailer is an experience, first for the jokes alone ("Tell me you don't want to hack yourself off a slice of this long, greasy d***," Paul Rudd says, somehow managing to make it charming), and then for the endless stream of celebrity names. Amy Poehler! Bradley Cooper! The aforementioned Paul Rudd! Elizabeth Banks! Kristin Wiig! Jon Hamm? John Slattery? When did the cast of Mad Men go to summer camp? The list goes on and on.

Seriously, the trailer is an embarrassment of riches, and watching it makes you wonder how they managed to get all of these famous people together at once. I mean, Netflix's previous resurrection Arrested Development couldn't get all of its cast together at once, which resulted in some strange green screen action. So, in honor of this epic cast coming together and going back to their high school years, we have decided to give out a few some senior superlatives.