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THIS FAILS THE WORLD OF RANDOMNESS AND MAKES IT VERRY ANGRY! PLEASE KILL YOURSELF IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!
Please god you have to understand where I am coming from and how awful this is.

I am going to throw my red Sharpie at the TV because it is dark outside and Pikachu hates being enclosed in his PokeBall because the cops arrested OJ. After that I bought an Orange Julius with money that did not come from Jennifer Aniston because the hooker was paying me after I found a baseball laying by the door of the casino. Michael Phelps is in China but Cuba Gooding Jr is probably in the United States because Dial lowered the price of their soap after the world's fattest cat ate a mouse.

i googled WreckNSalvage, got no results cept this site... so i'm taking that to mean you made it all? I think it's 5unny, but i'm waiting to see if it's just more reposted internet finds before i vote.