‘RHONJ’s Melissa Gorga Is Delusional About What the Show Is Doing to Her Family

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga told WetPaint that she'll have no problem walking away from the show if it ever starts to affect her family, which is as hilarious a statement as it is painfully unaware. Melissa! Darling! The show has, and will continue, to affect your family. Time to wake up and smell the dank Jersey air.

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By Melissa's logic, her three children have not been affected by the following:

Their aunt Teresa Giudice's insistence on selling stories to the tabloids about their troubled relationship.

Their uncle Joe's felony charges for using his brother's ID to illegally obtain a licence.

The fact that their uncle cheats on their aunt and calls her a c*nt and a bitch.

The enormous, bloody brawl that broke out at one of their christenings.