Valentine’s Day Cards: The Insulting, Ridiculous, and Cheesy

I’m pretty indifferent about the whole Valentine’s Day thing, but I like how it’s an excuse to be especially annoying cute/loving.

Matt’s birthday was this past week,

The quality Batman cake I made for him..

So I thought it would be pretty funny if we celebrated it tonight, and I paid for everything and treated him. He would probably look like a not-so-awesome boyfriend since it’s Valentine’s Day. Alas! That is not happening. We are going out for his birthday tomorrow night, and tonight we’re just planning to cook a delicious dinner. (I’m still working on convincing him we need to watch a mushy, romantic movie. We’ll see if that ever pans out.)

I figured since it’s V-day and all, I would dedicate this post to something related to the holiday: Valentine’s Day cards. I know, I know–how boring. False! It is rather exciting.

I’ve come across a lot of cards lately with messages that are super weird, clever, and even misleading. So, if you still need to get your Valentine a card, here are some ideas: