The Good Cause, Bad Performance Award: To the musicians who pitched in for a rendition of the Beatles "Across the Universe" in a fund-raising drive for tsunami charities. It was fun to see a wildly unlikely lineup that included Bono, Stevie Wonder, Slash, Norah Jones, Brian Wilson, Alicia Keys, Billie Joe Amstrong, Tim McGraw, Steve Tyler and Scott Weiland sharing a stage. But a little rehearsal time might have kept the well-meaning performance from being quite so tepid and flat.

Alicia Keys should have at least listened to the song before she butchered it. It sounded like she didn't know the tune. AHHHHHHH!!! Such disrespect. I mean come on, if you're gonna do it at least get it right.