Clackboard Slapshat is a two piece group with Benny Slopcock on pots, pans and drums and The Sultan Pisshole on vocals. Their only song is called 'Terrorist Terrorist Teatray Thatcher' which lasts for as long as it takes The Sultan to shout the title.

There is also Bumsnot Gravy, which is comprised of Nasty Fats on drums, Bad Bacon on vocals, Grim Jelly on guitar and Manky Flange on bass.

PS. The names are just silly word play and aren't intended to be derogatory towards anyone's anatomy.