Don't copy that floppy!

"Don't Copy That Floppy" is an embarrassing relic of the early 90's; a time period so shameful, the
80's were comparatively modest and respectable. There was a formula for appealing to the youth market circa 1992: mix
equal parts neon colors and clumsy rap. The combination of the two produced an intoxicating brew no 13-year could
resist.

The video can be blamed on the Software Publishers Association, a trade association whose aims
include anti-piracy efforts. For more info than you care to know about this stain on gaming history, check out the
unsurprisingly informative Wikipedia entry. Here's
a sampling, just a smidgen of what's in store for you throughout the ten minute video:

I'm your MC Double Def DPThat's the Disk Protector for you and the posseThat's your artists, writers, designers and
pro-grammersThey pump up the images for
games and gramma's that lets you learn, but also playThe games you came here for todayNow I know you love the game and that's alright to doBecause the posse who make them, they love them tooBut if you start stealing, there's no more they can do

The entire video is embedded beneath the fold. Be warned: once you've seen it, you can't unsee
it.