Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Choose Your Own Adventure: Part 3

You are sad to find that there are no shoes or water in here! Another thirsty day for you, it would seem. Oh, but what luck? You had your bear rings the whole time!

Before you can finish your last thought, a wave of intense hunger passes through your body. It seems like a bad idea, but you unhinge your jaw and proceed to engulf the entire sack with your mouth. Three to four chews later and you are digesting that stuff, baby!