Jane: "Carol has a bunion. It's massive. She should wear special shoes but she wears towering stilettos - and that's why she's got a bunion!"

Jackie: "Jane has a bunion, too. Only she calls it a curvaceous metatarsal. I think she paid a doctor to say that so she didn't have to admit she's got a bunion."

Carol: "Coleen used to only have one pair of shoes until recently - horrible Hush Puppy things. Now she takes more care of her appearance and has bought more shoes."

Andrea: "Carol has a tattoo. I think it's a butterfly but I'm not saying where it is."

Most outrageous thing you've done?

Coleen: "I'd love to say I've thrown a telly out of a hotel window but no, only a couple of one-night stands when I was younger."

Jane: "I went skinny-dipping in Bermuda and got caught by the police. I was working on the cruise ship but wasn't on telly yet, which is a good thing or there might have been pictures. Although I was young and firm then."

Jackie: "Camping in the Amazon jungle with a Brazilian mercenary on holiday."

Carol: "Flashingmy a*** in front of 1,000 photographers. But do I regret it? No! I couldn't care less. At least I had nice La Senza pants on - not Spanx like Denise."

Andrea: "I was on a bamboo raft in the jungle in Thailand and there were these really annoying, loud German tourists behind us. As they passed our raft, without saying a word to each other, my friend and I stood up and mooned at them."

Who's got the best/worst body?

Coleen: "Carol's got the best body. Bitch."

Jane: "Coleen has an amazing body since she lost weight. She's super fit and really Jessica Rabbit. Carol has a fab body too but she loses a point for her bunion."

Jackie: "Carol has the most supermodel-like figure. She's no spring chicken but she's built like one. If there's anyone who should flash their bum it's her because she's got a good one. And she always makes sure she wears nice knickers, whereas Denise Welch wears support pants and her greyest bra."

Carol: "I think we're all in pretty good nick - although Jackie and Andrea have body dysmorphia and keep saying they have horrible stomachs, but they don't."

Andrea: "Carol has the best body, she's so tall and lean and has great legs. I don't think any of us has a bad body."