deepbluehum wrote:If the light bulb goes out, I can do dark retreat. Any circumstance is a practice. Farting lout practice is really high level, if you combine it with guru yoga, Song of Vajra. Wonderful. Easy. Dzogchen is really great. There's no meditative routine, but visions arise. The signs and nyams appear by themselves. Amazing. No discipline, no work. Wonderful. If anyone asks, you tell them, I'm practicing dharma, mastering dharma. They will have to leave you alone and will want to help you. Fantastic. Guru, Deva, Dakini, really the only help I need.

And here's one for my vajra brothers and sisters in the Karma Kagyu Corporation:

How many Karma Kagyus does it take to change a light bulb? We'll have to get back to you on that one coz we're still in the courts trying to decide who has the right to decide who will be the one making the decisions!

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deepbluehum wrote:mean [meen] adjective, -er, -est.1.offensive, selfish, or unaccommodating; nasty; malicious: a mean remark; He gets mean when he doesn't get his way.2.small-minded or ignoble: mean motives.3.penurious, stingy, or miserly: a person who is mean about money.4.inferior in grade, quality, or character: no mean reward.5.low in status, rank, or dignity: mean servitors.