DISCLAIMER
DO NOT TAKE THIS GUIDE LITERALLY. Although the following
comes from years of experiences, trials, and errors, this
guide is meant to be a humorous take on the subject, not
an actual guide for killing, robbing, intimidating, maiming,
or causing discomfort to yourself and others.

I'll be adding to the guide as we go, lots more. Previous
material will be moved into the vault, in case you missed
a lesson. Just remember, you get into this shit, as the
crimes grow, so do the risks. No one REALLY gave a shit
if we hustled some truckloads of jeans or smokes, at least
no one we were really worried about. It's when you start
making the big scores when it gets dangerous, when the
inside looks in. What am I trying to say? Be careful in
there.