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*A flashback to the time just before the events of Star Fox Assault, but just after the event of Star Fox Adventures*

The military tribunal assembled. General Pepper sat at the podium, and the special prosecutor stood before him. Peppy Hare sat in the witness seat, as the members of the CDF sat in the room, both as a jury pool of 12, and as members of the audience. Captain Shears, wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and body shackle system, was escorted in by two armed Military Police officers, and his lawyer, a raccoon, stood beside him.

General Pepper spoke. "This Court Martial, and Military tribunal, will commence! Captain Koojeaux Shears, you stand here today, accused of numerous counts of treason, corruption, and several counts of personnel abuse, sexual harassment, theft, perjury, spitting on the sidewalk, and (worst of all) Tax Evasion!!! How does the defendant plead?".

The raccoon lawyer piped up "I believe it would be on his knees, with his hands clasped, but he can't get onto his knees with the body shackles, so..." the lawyer was cut off by General Pepper "No! I mean how does the defendant plead in terms of his legal situation?" General Pepper wheezed. "Oh, that thing where you didn't do it...not guilty?" said the raccoon. Captain Shears snorted in disgust.

"Very well then! Let the argument for the prosecution begin!" said General Pepper.

The special prosecutor called witnesses, presented witnesses (including Fox McCloud, who was briefly there), Peppy Hare, and many CDF soldiers. He cited case precedents, and presented an airtight prosecution. As for the defense council, he bungled and fumbled Captain Shears' case. "....and that's where babies come from!" he concluded. "What the bloody hell does that have to do with Captain Shears' case!?" shouted General Pepper. "Oh...is that what we're still talking about?" said Captain Shears's defense lawyer. "YES!" shouted everyone in the room, including Captain Shears. "Oh...I move for a....bad...trial...thingy." said the defense lawyer. "Do you mean a mistrial!?" said General Pepper. "Yeah! That one!" said the defense lawyer.

"DENIED" said General Pepper loudly, banging the gavel.

After deliberation by the jury pool, Captain Shears was found...

"Guilty!" said General Pepper, reading the verdict. He then said "Captain Shears, you are hereby Dishonorably Discharged from the Cornerian Defense Forces, the Lylat Federation Government, and you will serve a life sentence, without any possibility of pardon, release, or parole. You will serve you sentence in Staja #84, on Planet Macbeth!" General Pepper banged the gavel. "Court adjourned." he said.

*hours later*

Captain Shears was brought to the Prison on Planet Macbeth.

He was brought before the Head Prison Guard, who processed Captain Shears while another guard took his personal effects.

Head Prison Guard: *takes out an envelope* "One Cornerian Credits coin piece! One pocket comb, black hard rubber! One fountain pen in a carbon fiber case! One face watch, self winding, 'Timerist' wrist watch, silver metal on expanding bracelet band! One Key Wallet, imitation red leather with bunch of keys! Please sign here for your valuable property! The tobacco and the chocolate, you will lose that, as you are now convicted! " said the head Prison Guard as he sealed the envelope and confiscated the chocolate. The prison guard who wrote down everything that belonged to Captain Shears took the sealed envelope and had Captain Shears sign for the personal effects.

As Captain Shears was taken over to the table, he was forced to change from his Metro Jail jumpsuit, and was interviewed by the head guard to ask if he had any illnesses, allergies, etc. After all of the questions were answered, Captain Shears received his bath, delousing powder, prison clothes, and bedding...

*Years later, now in the present day*

Reporter: "Recent events with the CDF budget, have forced several prisons to relocate their inmates to the frontier world of Planet Venom! Federation Directive 33560A, the mass exporting and outsourcing of all of the Lylat Systems worst criminals. The proposal will remove all of the high level criminals of the Lylat System, and relocate them to the prison colonies that have been constructed on Planet Venom. The "Prison Staff" will be mostly relegated to robotic and computer automation. It was voted into action by the Federation Representatives, to ease the overcrowding of prisons and penal colonies throughout the Lylat System. Many suspect that bribery by prison contractors and development companies helped to pass this motion by a slim margin."

General Pepper: "There is no other option left. Our prisons are overcrowded, and we simply lack the proper resources to expand them, let alone maintain the existing facilities. I don't like this myself, but the Federation has exhausted all other options!"

Reporter: "This controversial endeavor by the Federation has many speculating that kickbaks, bribery, and other forms of civil conspiracy were involved, though there is no evidence yet to support it. Many citizens fear that exporting so many high level criminals, among them including former CDF Captain Koojeaux Shears, is a grievous error."

Fox: "What the hell are they THINKING! There are plenty of frontier territories on planets like Fichina! The very cold is the best measure of keeping inmates from escaping, let alone too cold and miserable to plot any trouble!" *an angry crowd agrees with him in loud rabble*

Captain Shears was sitting in his prison cell unit, in a beat up, poorly constructed bunkhouse on Planet Venom. He didn't go outside when he could help it, due to the noxious atmosphere of Planet Venom. But ever since he arrived here with the other inmates, he was plotting his revenge against the CDF. "Sir!" an inmate entered his room. "Yes?" said Captain Shears. "Star Wolf came through for us, we have the stuff." said the inmate. A sneer curled on Captain Shears lips. "Won't be long NOW!" he gloated.

A fat pig (literally) by the name of Dan Nerdly was at his computer workstation on Bolse. He wore khaki pants, a tacky cheap shirt, and big eyeglasses. His infectious laugh burst out as he watched the computer screen, and used his hand grip exercise tool. "Nerdly!" said the Warden. "Yes?" asked Dan. "We're having some glitches throughout the compounds! Why are the features for the mobile transport ground vessels running off of the battery power, and not the main track power?" asked the Warden, hands on his hips, his decorative purpose set of jailer keys on the ring clinking gently.

"It's gonna be a while before we can fix everything, you're gonna have problems with a complex computer system like this! I have the automation set up so you can run this thing on 'auto pilot' for up to 3 days....you think this kind of automation is easy....or CHEAP!?" said Nerdly. "You have my SYMPATHIES for your financial problems, Nerdly, but bear in mind, they're YOUR financial problems!" said the Warden.

"It's not a matter of money, more like a fair trade." said Dan Nerdly. "I WILL NOT GET INTO ANOTHER FINANCIAL DEBATE WITH YOU AGAIN, I will not!" said the Warden angrily. "....hardly a debate at all!" said Nerdly. "I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them." the Warden replied.

***

Meanwhile, Fox was at McCloud Ranch, watching the news. "Idiots, they're all idiots except for Pepper. He agreed with me about Fichina! But noooo, it was all about the kickbacks!" Fox said. Todd let out a gross burp as he finished a beer. "What did I tell ya'!? The system fails again." he sneered.

(EDIT: Julius, why did I get a Jurassic Park reference in your post? lol)

(Hee hee heee)

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"Complaining about it will get you both nowhere." Krystal sighed "Besides they can't hear you anyway." She added.

"Krystal!" Fox jumped, not seeing her behind him and Todd. "Hey Krystal." said Todd.

***

Dan Nerdly was talking on a secure line to one of the inmates. "We got a dust storm rolling in, should give you enough cover to send down an escape pod full of weapons, key cards, and prison uniforms. We can use this stuff once Star Wolf uses a small transport logistics ship to bring us aboard. They'll be coming the same time your stuff does. We paid you half of the $1,500,000 Credits, you'll get the other half after all this is successful." said the inmate.

"Yeah-yeah-yeah, I talked to your friend over at that cafe in Zoness, he gave me the 'up front' money...look, how much time of a window will I have with this dust storm, it looks bigger than I thought?" said Dan.

"Well, the storm is larger than expected, you may only have a 10 minute window before it gets too intense for us to find what you drop!" said the inmate.

"Nononononono, you have to give me more time than that! Look, I told your friend at the cafe, 'I need at least an 18 minute window, 15 at the least!' This could ruin everything! You've got to have the guys hold off for another 5 minutes!" said Dan Nerdly.

"No promises!" said the inmate, before cutting communications.

Dan sighed and got to work on his hacker program, to disable the Bolse Defense Station, and to disable the defense and containment systems all over the prison on the surface of Venom.

Dan stood up, and said "A-any body w-want a s-s-oda or somethin'? I was asking because I-I was on my w-way to the vending-vending machines, I've had n-nothing but sweets, and I...I....I thought I'd have a soda or something." he announced. Everyone else in the room shook their heads at him. "O-oh, b-by the way, Warden, I've finished debugging the system, but it's gonna take some things like locks, surveillance systems, all to go offline for a little bit while it's compiling all the date, but it's nothing to worry about!" Dan said. "Fine, Nerdly." said the warden. Dan nodded, and then....he looked at the stopwatch on his wrist, then he clicked the mouse at his computer station at the same time he hit the button on his watch to start the timer.

He ran off, and the program to sabotage the system that he wrote slowly ran...

Nerdly waited, and right when the cameras and the locks powered down, he ran to the armory, and grabbed weapons, uniforms, and keycards. Upon packing it all into duffel bags, he loaded them into an escape pod. He pressed the button, and it got stuck halfway in the shaft. "Aw, for cryin' out loud!" Nerdly said, mashing the button furiously.

He sighed, and said "Terrific!". He then opened the airlock door, and climbed down the shaft, keeping his hand on the threshold of the emergency escape pod airlock door. He jumped up and down, and finally the pod came loose....AND DRAGGED DAN OUT INTO SPACE WITH IT! Dan's cheap shoelaces had caught on the top of the escape pod, and pulled him down the shaft, his fingers slipping from the threshold of the airlock, just barely avoiding getting smashed by the door. "Nah-haaaaa-NOOOOO!" wailed Dan Nerdly as he was dragged into outer space, and died as he entered the toxic atmosphere of Venom!

Now without him, no one could unlock the program and access the system that he had set up.

***

[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OhLl0tdLVA[/utube]

"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-what-the-hell-WHAT-THE-HELL!?" said the head engineer, Mr. Ronald, a black Lab.

The systems were failing all over the station AND all over the prison complex. Locks were disengaged, the electrical fences failed all over the prison park.

"Warden! We have a situation here!" said Mr. Ronald, as he showed the warden the problem on the screen. "Well, Nerdly said some things will go offline for a bit during data compilation." said the Warden. "Sir, Nerdly has been shutting everything off deliberately. We have fences failing all over the prison park, the transports are stopped, and nearly every single sector's electric fence and shield are down, except for the storage facilities..." said Mr. Ronald. "Why the hell would he turn the other ones off!?" asked the Warden.

Mr. Ronald went to Nerdly's workstation, which was a total mess. "Jesus Christ, look at this workstation! What a complete slob!" he complained, clearing the mess into the trash. "And what the hell is this can of shaving cream doing here!?" he said, tossing it aside. He then got onto Nerdly's computer.

[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXutyM6h94U[/utube]

"PLEEEASE! GODDAMIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!" Mr. Ronald shouted in frustration, as the Dennis Nerdly avatar taunted him on the screen with the "Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic word!" loop. "Find Nerdly! Check the vending machines!" said the Warden. The guards scrambled off to find Nerdly.

Fox and Todd were tuning up and maintaining their ships. "We'll need the Malestrom to get the prison colony crew aboard the Bolse Station out of trouble. And we'll need my Arwing to deal with Star Wolf."

"Can we get a comm line going to Bolse Station?" "No ma'am, we're not getting a response..." "... shit... take us in!"

When they land, Niko charges down the ramp with her massive chainsword drawn, holding it with both hands behind her. If this place had a control room, she had to get to it! Ten CDF soldiers also followed her, five staying behind with the pilot.

While she runs, Niko says over open communication, "This is the CDF! Anybody alive, report your position and I'll be there to rescue you!"

"Hello..." *static* "Hello? If you can hear us, I am the Warden of the Venom Penal Colony. I am aboard the Bolse Station, our master computer technician has abandoned...*static* We are...*staic* In need of *static* We neeed help! The system has shut down and we can't get back into it!" said the Warden.

***

Wolf, Panther, and Leon saw the charred remains of Nerdly. "What a moron!" Leon laughed, as he opened the escape pod and passed out the weapons and the uniforms. "The uniforms are for the inmates. We hijacked the delivery ship and stashed it nearby earlier, we'll then load it with the rebels, after arming them and giving them the prison guard informs. If the Bolse Defense Station gets back online, the prison colony uprising will fail, especially of Mr. Ronald knows to just shut off the power, then turn it back on and flip all of the switches." warned Wolf.

They got the weapons and uniforms to the inmates. "You don't have to pay Nerdly the other half of the money, he's dead." said Panther. The inmates cheered, got into the prison guard clothes, got their weapons, and then followed Star Wolf to the ridge where the hijacked delivery ship was held. The Delivery ship's crew was bound and gagged in the back of it.

As the Delivery ship left Venom's atmosphere, a massive Translight Portal opened, and a strike fleet of DMC ships led by the Crusader appeared. The Translight portal closed behind them.

"This is General Draco Bellator of Dragon'taan Task Force Nine to the Bolse Station - I have come to render assistance. If you can hear me on this channel, acknowledge this transmission," said Draco's voice over an open channel.

Star Wolf's Leon, who was aboard the ship, cleared his throat and imitated one of the Delivery Ship guards. "This is Bolse Logistics Ship 'Dumbwaiter', we seem to be having a communication problem with Bolse. Have you heard anything from them?" asked Leon.

He turned around and said "We got company! Keep the crew quiet, we can't have them going 'Mmph! Mmmph!' when I'm trying to disguise my voice."

"Right boss." said the inmates.

Wolf and Panther set Leon's ship to Auto Pilot, and got their ships ready to attack...they watched from the surface of Venom. "My gas mask is fogging up." Panther griped. "Shut up. We won't be here much longer." Wolf replied.

The delivery ship docked at the Blose defense station, and Leon led his contingency of inmates into the station. Leon fired his blaster at the two guards protecting access to the inner sanctum. "Get their weapons! Secure Bolse!". The inmates did as told, shooting guards, seizing their weapons and locking up or tying up the injured guards as hostages. They were right outside of the control room, when the Warden said "We've been raided!" Leon had his crew hack into the door control panel and open the doors.

"Looks like we're in charge NOW!" Leon said, as the doors slid open. His crew stormed in and overpowered the last of the Bolse crew, including the Warden. Wolf and Panther took off when they revived the signal from Leon that they succeeded, and they took off, flying around Bolse. Leon had entered the code that Nerdly had entered, reading it off of the slip of paper, and managed to gain full control of Bolse.

Fox, Todd, and Krystal were heading for Venom, in the Great Fox. "Todd, Krystal, the situation is unknown to us, but from what I'm hearing, there's no response from the Bolse Defense Station, and security systems are failing all over the Venomian Prison Park. I fear the worst. We have to free any prison staff aboard Bolse, and keep Star Wolf at bay as we do. Rumors of an attempted hijacking on Bolse are only fueling further theories that we're walking into a dangerous situation." said Fox. "So what do we do?" Todd asked. "Krystal and I deal with Star Wolf, and Bolse's defense systems if they indeed have been hijacked. Todd, you stand by with the Malestrom, and rescue the staff. There are others looking to storm Bolse, maybe they can help you get any hostages out of there. Be careful, if any prisoners did get aboard and hijack Bolse, they might try to escape with the hostages. You got that Bolse staff data file I uploaded to the Malestrom computer?" Fox asked.

"Yeah. I opened the file, I see it." said Todd.

"Good. Make sure to use that when you take passengers aboard. Lock down the Malestrom while you do, until all of the staff are safely aboard. I want you to lock down your ship to prevent a hijacking or theft, okay?" Fox said. "Got it. Also, if there's any logistics ships that boarded, we gotta find a way to secure them to stop the inmates from using them as a means of escape." said Todd. "Exactly. Got that, Krystal?" said Fox.

"None of you try to be heroes!" Leon said as the guards tied up the staff and took their weapons. "You won't get away with this!" said the Warden. "Ooooh, hear that guys, the warden's psycho!" laughed an inmate. "That's 'psychic', you moron!" Leon said, slapping the inmate upside the head, knocking off his guard uniform hat. "Owww!" complained the inmate, as he put the cap back on.

As Fox squad and Rae reached the front of the prision walls Rae attached something to the gate and it opened The clones and Rae readied their guns as the gate slowly swung open. (juiluis is there anyone left in the prison?)

(Ohhh yeah there are! xD )

A riot broke out in the Venomian Prison Park. Inmates were burning beds, fighting, and attacking the sentry bots with pipes, sticks, and rocks.

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Just as the raiders have that comedic exchange, a barely-alive mook is thrown through the doorway. Standing there is a shark woman covered in blood, holding the flat of her blade on her shoulder. She's panting, as if she's taken a few hits, but there is a look of joy in her eyes, that big shark grin on her face.

"It'd be smart to let the Warden go. I might let you leave with your head still attached." she says. "I'm kinda pissed off, you see. Today was supposed to be an average day, then you assholes show up and start trying to spring criminals. Murderers, arsonists, sex offenders, war criminals..."

"Damn... it'll be sunrise on Corneria again before I've cut through all of 'em..."

Captain Shears, disguised as a prison guard, took cover. "How did SHE get into Bolse!?" he grumbled. Leon and the ruffians readied their weapons to fire....

Todd engaged the Malestrom, setting the cloaking device. "We need to move now. They won't pick up the Arwings on Radar, and Todd has a cloaking device!" said Fox.