11/05/2016

Someone Set This to Music

Email Sent in by Trevor:

Hi I spent most of the last two decades living out of my trunk and playing my guitar. Now I'm coming out of it and realized that hey I don't know what I'm doing anymore. You seem setup in life and so I have a plan for you and me; you help set me up (a loan at worst, free money at best) and I will give you regular you know what. Whenever you want it. I did some horrible things over the past 20 years been in jail and had my kids stolen from me (twice) but now I'm ready to come back to the land of the living so to speak. I play music and can do that for you too. Check out my bandcamp. It is the best where are my kids.

11 comments:

It makes me cringe when people don't realize what the heck they are saying.Themla sounds like trouble.Not only that but a mess,and not a hot mess but a mess of something if she ever figures it out.She must think it's every mans dream to be offered sexual favors from a beat,middle aged mooch of a woman who has nothing to offer but drama and headaches.Op is better off with a bottle of lotion and a sock.Don't worry OP,your shiny needle in the haystack will be found.Dating site 101:ignore the crazies and send their crazy e-mails to this site for us to read...

Wow. What a catch. Better hurry up fellas, deals like this don't come along very often. She's not just your normal run of the mill train wreck....no no no, she's like if a train hit another train head-on and then a truck at a crossing hit THAT and then a plane fell out of the sky and crashed into THAT. And then the whole pile of twisted metal exploded all at once. In other words... no thanks.

Alphabet of STDsCrushing depressionFrequent parole violationsDrug addictionLiving in her carCrippling credit card debtMultiple children from multiple fathersDrinking problemAnd worst of all, listening to her shitty songs on her busted-ass guitar from the thrift shop

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