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So, Ryan...TOOL is headlining the main stage @ Coach in 2010...One little problem though...Daft Punk is closing the Sahara Tent at the same time on the same night...Now what?

Uhm......... I feel like I would have to see Tool. I can't imagine what kind of madness would be happening in the tent. I doubt you could even move it would be so packed. This leaves more open space at the main stage with me and all my massive attack hating bros ready to see some Tool.

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By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

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By overlook1977 (Raleigh, NC United States) - See all my reviews
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

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By D. Drury "Three Wolf Man" (Haines, AK United States) -
The Three Wolf Moon shirts power is obvious. This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there. I wish I could hug the designer of this shirt and thank them for everything they have done for my family.

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For those too lazy to click on that link you're missing out. So here.

The Three Wolf Moon shirts power is obvious. This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there. I wish I could hug the designer of this shirt and thank them for everything they have done for my family.

Originally Posted by canexplain

Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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While we're on the subject of videos...Ryan, you have managed to catch several excellent vids I've seen here. (And on YouTube) If you could, without interruption, (Or, idiots yakking in the background) capture one show from start to finish, what would it be? (Or, what would it have been?)

these posts have been going well down with some gin and Fizzy Lizzy raspberry lemon.
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Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
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