Sega Gives Xbox Some Advice

Xbox: Oh, hi Sega. I'm just feeling down because Wii has sold like a billion units lately.

Sega: That goddam Nintendo. Did I ever tell you how I had the first CD drive?

Xbox: Yes, like a million times.

Sega: Well, I did and it was marvelous, really revolutionary  it was years ahead of its time.

Xbox: I'm sure it was. But it just sucks because these days everybody wants to excercise while they play video games.

Sega: That's a bunch of mularky. Video games weren't meant to be excercise. In my day if kids wanted to excercise they had to turn us off and go outside, and none of this hard drive bullshit  no there weren't even memory cards  they were lucky if we gave them a save code

Xbox: Yeah ok, but anyway like I was saying, the real problem is the nunchuk controller. I can't compete with that.

Sega: Those goddam Jap consoles and their slanty controllers. There's too many damn buttons today as it is.

Xbox: Uh, didn't the Saturn

Sega: The layout allowed for it.

Xbox: What about Dreamcast

Sega:THELAYOUTALLOWEDFOR IT.

Xbox: Ok, ok. Take it easy.

Sega: You know what you need Xbox?

Xbox: What's that?

Sega: You need a lovable mascot.

Xbox: A what?

Sega: Back in the day anybody who was anybody had a lovable mascot.

Xbox: Oh, you mean like Mario.

Sega: NO! HE'S A GODDAMDIRTYWOP! With numbskulls like you running around it's a goddam miracle the Germans haven't come out with a console and started World War 3! I mean like Sonic the Hedgehog you dipshit! Now that was a character you could relate to, at least before he turned and became one of them.