Monday, January 07, 2008

Attention, "Duncaneers"?

This is Sam Hunter, 2012 Olympic gymnastic hopeful. Duncan Hunter is a 2008 Presidential hopeful. Duncan's son's name is Sam. This Sam is not Duncan's son.

Duncan Hunter, remember him? He made just a few trips through Iowa, at least only a few I ever heard about. I remember him walking around the Iowa State Fair on a 90-plus degree day wearing a suit. So did his son, Sam. They both, I believe wore the same suits they wore the day before when I saw them at a gun range in Waukee to show he was pro-guns. He forgot to bring a gun to the event. Luckily, a campaign friend brought one to him.

Anyway, I just received this email from his campaign. First, it lays out Hunter's strategy to win...the Presidency. And for 25 bucks, you can give him a ride to the White House. Fill 'er up.

Come Super Tuesday on February 5th, the race for the White House is still a toss up!

What's more, reports have indicated that one or more of the candidates will have likely dropped before then.

Remember, Hunter tied for first place in the first and biggest straw poll in South Carolina, won the straw poll in the largest county in Arizona (in McCain's own backyard), and won the entire Texas State Republican Straw Poll.

To win Nevada, we'll have to continue organizing key events and running critical radio spots.

But, as you know, this election is already the most expensive in history!

So, if you're truly committed to helping the best man get to the White House . . .

. . . Then now's the time to make it count!

Here's what your contribution will do for Hunter:

$25 will pay for the gas to drive him to an event$50 will buy a full tank of gas for a day's drive$75 will buy 5 seconds of a critical radio ad$150 will buy 10 seconds of a critical radio ad$250 will buy a full radio ad$500 will buy two ads$1,000 will pay for 4 ads, a week's worth of gas, or two plane tickets!

We're running a lean machine to the White House, so every SINGLE dollar counts!