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Tools

Perhaps you've checked in on the Tiger Woods drama recently and read phrases such as "steamy purported sex texts," or "best known for her stint on VH1's Tool Academy." If so, maybe you've wondered whether news gets stupider than this.

The idea behind "Broken news" was simple: Collect the most inane, inexplicable and/or unlikely tips received over the course of a year, and pass them on to you for a laugh. That's it, really. Unless you decide to take Utilities up on its "Spring Break at the power plant" idea this March, nothing in this package is likely to make you smarter.