Saturday, March 21, 2009

This is the worst "Bad Hair Day" ever!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

You know it's going to be a really bad day when... this happens to you!

...your twin sister forgets your birthday....you wake up face down on the pavement....you put your bra on backwards and it fits better....you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold....you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office....your birthday cake collapses from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Don't Do That In My Water Bowl! ...

Saturday, February 21, 2009

How to Poop at Work

How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

"SUICIDAL" When Lemons Go Bad...When They Can't Go On.

Friday, February 13, 2009

OOOPS! ... It's Another Blonde Moment!

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on h er coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!' The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?' But the blonde keeps on screaming,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Warning! This is a trip to the "Husband Store" ... Enter At Own Risk!

(( Read to the end!)) Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the... Sign in to see full entry.