Monday, November 23, 2009

Nobody's Perfect: Levi Johnson

"President" Obama has been on this list just too many times in the last month and I'm getting bored with him...so since Thanksgiving is coming up, I'd thought a change was due.

So, here's the "Hollywood Joe" that gets the Nobody's Perfect award for this week...and why?

BECAUSE of this quote: "I don't want to look like as if I'm someone who is getting naked for fame."

So he poses for Playgirl?

Yeah, nakedness is not something you would see there. Good going Levi.

So, if he's not getting naked for fame...then what's the reason? Can we say he is getting naked to embarrasses his mother-in-law? Is he getting naked for...money? Is he getting naked for Elton John?

He doesn't want to "look?" What...does he want to be remembered for his outstanding philosophical musings? I'm confused.

Playgirl is sold mostly to "gay" men. I'd say God jumped in just in time to save Bristol, but that's me. (He does that kind of stuff alot)

If a guy doesn't think he's naked when he's standing in the shower, then he probably doesn't bathe much.

Levi, may I also add, must not be perfect in other areas either, for rumor has it, he covers up. All we can do is imagine that the reason for this is because of...his imperfections.

I'm just saying.

I'm just thankful he's not in my family...and although there were many worse villians in the fold this week...we all needed a break---from me. I COULD have written a LOT about this guy, and what a scum he is...but why?

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About Me

I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rink up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs.
I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class.
I was a musician most of my life:drummer/singer/keyboards---but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit.
I have no degrees,which could be a good thing...depending on how you view our educational system.
I do have three patents...but that really doesn't make me a somebody.
The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS...which I have more of than perhaps even Carl Segan could have imagined,
mostly political.
Hopefully other nobodys will put their opinions on my site. But if you are a somebody...you're more than welcomed to help out.
I will try to prove that sometimes nobody knows the answers, sometimes nobody cares, sometimes nobody wins, and most importantly...NOBODY is perfect.
Please bear this in mind when you read my thoughts. I don't mean to offend nobody, it's all in good fun.