Friday

ON A ROLL

Dancing and Lobster Rolls in a Park

Valentine’s Day Option A: Low-lit dinner. Flowers. That kind of thing. Valentine’s Option B: Dancing to
funk and soul bands until 1am in Grand Park, with drinks from the Echo and a lobster-roll truck. Option A
probably should have been figured out by now.

A Pheromone-Heavy Rubdown

Pheromones supposedly attract other humans, so this could make for an interesting Friday: 1) Go to the Four
Seasons. 2) Let them do a new massage that involves rubbing pheromones all over your body. 3) Step outside
and let the chips fall where they may.

Saturday

IN BRIEF

A Morning Run in Your Underwear

Saturday morning, you’ll probably wake up with no pants on. Good. Stay that way. Because a few hundred
good Samaritans plan to run a mile around West Hollywood Park in their underwear for charity. And you need
to work on that winter tan anyway.