Wednesday, April 22, 2009

ho in their right mind would want to be working anywhere near, much less in, the intelligence and interrogations divisions of our nation's Central Intelligence Agency? Now that "Present" Øbackstabber has ordered they can be hounded and prosecuted — like border agents — for, you know, actually doing their jobs?

Heck, it's probably not safe to even be a janitor an indoor maintenance engineer™ at CIA now, lest you find yourself charged with aiding and abetting patriotic efforts to keep all Americans safe "a criminal conspiracy."

If I were a CIA intelligence or interrogations officer or agent I would (1) resign before anything else I do becomes grounds for yet another count in the upcoming multiple indictments against me, and (2) hire a good lawyer.

No matter how patriotic you are, no matter how much you love your country and want to protect all her people from real and present murderously dangerous enemies, it's not worth going to jail for and unjustly losing your freedom.

I won't blame you true patriots when you decide to get out while the getting's good. Nor when, as a result of our CIA losing your invaluable expertise and Former Senator Øappeaser replacing you with his traitorous henchmen Terrorists' Turn-Down Service Staff™, al-Qaeda no longer has to worry about any of those pillow fluffers or anyone else being able to extract any useful information from any of its captured terrorists before they're all released on bail on U.S. soil.

Nor will I blame any of you former officers and agents when, due to the Øfascist maladministration's dangerous incompetence and its seeking of purely political vengeance, al-Qaeda is literally left free to plan and carry out its next attacks on innocent American civilians at their homes and workplaces.

After we — likely while wearing radiation suits — bury our dead and mourn their horrific deaths, none of us either will or can blame you.

The total blame will fall squarely on the narrow shoulders and weak knees of the fascist totalitarian Democrook "present"dunce and his despotic rubberstamping al-Qongress.