What a minute Mr. Chives...his voice changing and becoming a bit stronger in 1999 matches up with his look-changing lasik eye surgery in 1998...

A changed voice and...a changed LOOK...

...We really can't deny it now.AL WAS REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER IN 1998.

Perhaps Al was tired of the public life? Tired of the music biz? Who knows...but THIS Al...the one who went to No. 1...he's not the real Al.Now we must band together and discover who this imposter is and where the real Al is...what does he think of the imposter getting the No. 1 but in HIS name? I'm going to need detectives with me on this

mybologna wrote:What a minute Mr. Chives...his voice changing and becoming a bit stronger in 1999 matches up with his look-changing lasik eye surgery in 1998...

A changed voice and...a changed LOOK...

...We really can't deny it now.AL WAS REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER IN 1998.

Perhaps Al was tired of the public life? Tired of the music biz? Who knows...but THIS Al...the one who went to No. 1...he's not the real Al.Now we must band together and discover who this imposter is and where the real Al is...what does he think of the imposter getting the No. 1 but in HIS name? I'm going to need detectives with me on this

You are acting as if it's not common knowledge Al was replaced by Kenny G back in 1998...old news, my friend.

mybologna wrote:What a minute Mr. Chives...his voice changing and becoming a bit stronger in 1999 matches up with his look-changing lasik eye surgery in 1998...

A changed voice and...a changed LOOK...

...We really can't deny it now.AL WAS REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER IN 1998.

Perhaps Al was tired of the public life? Tired of the music biz? Who knows...but THIS Al...the one who went to No. 1...he's not the real Al.Now we must band together and discover who this imposter is and where the real Al is...what does he think of the imposter getting the No. 1 but in HIS name? I'm going to need detectives with me on this

You are acting as if it's not common knowledge Al was replaced by Kenny G back in 1998...old news, my friend.

Be may that as it, where is the real Alfred Matthew Yankovic and why did he choose a life of solitude.

...WAIT.

1998.Two years after 1996.

...I know what happened.Coolio was still unhappy about the Amish Paradise incident come 1997 when Al's tour was cooling off, and tracked down and threatened the real Al in private and made him stop performing and recording albums. However the real Al didn't want to disappoint his loyal fans, so he found a look-a-like to record and perform in his place, but in private the real Al still writes the songs without Coolio finding out. The "lasik-eye surgery" story was a fake to explain the somewhat drastic change in appearance between 1997-1999.Coolio is at a mental stand still and for years and wrestles with wether or not this goes against what he threatened Al with since he isn't technically performing OR recording, and finally his brain short-circuits and he starts to love Weird Al, finds him again years later and gives him some hugs at a signing.

The real Al can finally breathe a sigh of relief, but he realizes the new Al is too liked and too damn sexy to the fans, so he decides to stay in the shadows to protect his fans from the truth.

I got your number fake and real Al. Its time for the truth to come out.

mybologna wrote:What a minute Mr. Chives...his voice changing and becoming a bit stronger in 1999 matches up with his look-changing lasik eye surgery in 1998...

A changed voice and...a changed LOOK...

...We really can't deny it now.AL WAS REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER IN 1998.

Perhaps Al was tired of the public life? Tired of the music biz? Who knows...but THIS Al...the one who went to No. 1...he's not the real Al.Now we must band together and discover who this imposter is and where the real Al is...what does he think of the imposter getting the No. 1 but in HIS name? I'm going to need detectives with me on this

You are acting as if it's not common knowledge Al was replaced by Kenny G back in 1998...old news, my friend.