Saturday, March 26, 2011

Prove It Was Not You In Sex Video, Chua Soi Lek!

Mr.Chua Soi Lek yesterday called on Mr.Anwar Ibrahim to prove that it was not him in the sex video. Since Mr.Chua seems only to read his own BN coalition's lies as spewed by the mainstream media, we feel compelled to bring him up to speed.

Mr.Anwar has already proven that he is not the man in the video. He has multiple witnesses, in addition to his family, who place him at his home at the same time that the video was shot. He was also on Twitter as well as Facebook.

But your whereabouts at the time the video was shot, Mr.Chua, are unknown! Where were you, Mr.Chua Soi Lek, at that time? Were you in that room, wearing an Anwar mask? We have watched Mission Impossible and know that even in the '60s, it was a simple thing to wear a mask and disguise yourself as someone else. If you still doubt our credentials, we warn you that we were also ardent followers of The Wild Wild West, where we have seen Artemus Gordon don many such clever disguises.

This is not the only basis of our suspicion of you. The body of the actor in the video is said to be shorter, broader and with a bigger belly than Mr.Anwar. We believe that is a fair description of you.

In addition, you have self-admittedly acted in such videos before while Mr.Anwar has not. This, therefore, makes you a more likely suspect.

Is this the 2nd of your series of porn tapes, Mr.Chua? Did you employ the same actress? We do not blame you if you made a sequel. Your first foray as an actor into the world of pornographic movies, was after all, a huge hit!

Therefore, we call on you, Mr.Chua Soi Lek, to prove that it is not again you, in yet another sex video!

Note : We found that PKR did not bother to respond tou you, Mr.Chua, perhaps because they do not believe in shooting at sitting ducks. We, however, have no such compunctions.