A unknown species that dwell from the hidden depths of Sony. These beasts, commonly known as 'Playslaves' are delusional psychopaths. Almost barbaric in nature, they will storm forums, raid gaming websites and rape the internet while shouting battle cries of their main rival, Microsoft while grooming their proudest purchase ever. The Play Station 3, insulting this magnificent piece of Engineering is considered a crime agaisnt Humanity.

Everywhere you go, you can guarantee that a Playslave is watching you. Watch out, stay alert and keep aware for the real friendly gamer. That is a sign of they Sony mark.

User 1: Hey guys, nice day! Just you know, playing my Playsation 3, donating money to charity, helping homeless people ect etc.
User 2: Playstations suck man, get a Wii or a Xbox 360.
User 1: OMFG, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
User 2: Holy shit, he is a Playslave, run for your lives!
User 1 starts to insult everyones mother and complaining how gaming websites are all Xbots.