See dogs wearing assorted hilarious things at Dogtoberfest

This year’s Dogtoberfest — an annual fundraiser for downtown revitalization group Beaumont Main Street — has plenty of activities for your dog to enjoy while you take cell phone photos and say “Aww!” repeatedly: a cutest dog contest, paw readings, a puppy parade, bark art, a spaw (get it?), paw-traitures, shopping at Neiman Barkus and treats from both the Barkery and the Hound Dog Cafe.

Even if you don’t have a dog, how can you say no to a morning of dog talent contests and puppies in top hats? (You can’t.)