Under the ‘Health and Safety Implications’ section the document tell readers to: “Remember the correct zombie killing procedure: Fully disconnect the brain-stem from the body through either blunt force or full head removal”

Several ‘high risk’ areas of Bristol are also identified.

A previous poll showed that six per cent of people though the government should have a plan (Image: YouGov)

“Intelligence indicates that certain parts of the Bristol area have an enhanced zombie prevalence, including Whitchurch Park, Shirehampton, and Totterdown.

“False positives have been found in Stokes Croft, which are subject of under-cover investigation.”

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Given our relatively high level of preparedness in Bristol we will probably weather an outbreak quite well.

As one of the last remaining bastions of civilization in a post-apocalyptic nightmare world, our main concern might not be Zombies but accommodating the floods of refugees from less-prepared places like Bath, Swindon and Cardiff.