We have a very quiet breakfast club meeting this morning. Four long time members are missing in action. There was a disturbance in the force at 3 AM last night. Someone climbed on top of the kitchen cabinets and threw a mason jar on the ground. This is not allowed. We will have a meeting on the couch after breakfast, interrogations will be harsh and tough. Anything to make them talk and point paws. No one leaves my lap until I find the guilty feline.