Opinion

Sunday, 25 September 2016

After threatening Ae Dil Hai Mushkil’s Fawad Khan to leave the country
within 48 hours on Friday, MNS chief Raj Tackeray today has asked the entire
cast and crew to leave the country within 48 hours.

Mr. Tackeray, after issuing the ultimatum to Fawad Khan, realized he had
reacted in haste and decided to watch the trailer of the movie to understand
the situation better.Hence, he locked
himself in his room and secretly played the trailer on YouTube.

Two and half minutes later, when he came out of his room, achieving nirvana, he looked visibly shaken and
refrained from discussing the experience with anyone.He, however, asked his workers to issue a
statement, demanding the ouster of the entire cast and crew of the movie from
India within 48 hours.

“Movies like Ae Dil Hai Mushkil are the reason why people are losing
faith in humanity.Raj couldn’t sleep
for three days after watching the trailer and tried to figure out whether it
was about a love triangle or a futile attempt to revive Aishwarya Rai’s acting
career,” Shalini Thackeray, wife of MNS chief Raj Thackeray, said in a press
conference.

Shalini, who is the general secretary of MNS, told us that their
Chitrapat wing has issued a 48-hour ultimatum to the entire cast and crew of
the movie to leave the country.

“We would also issue letters to the producers asking them on what
ground they hired Aishwarya Rai when there are ample number of actors in the
country and struggling to find an opportunity.”

“Would you like to specify a name?’ we asked.

“Her husband!”

“But Aishwarya Rai is playing a female character and Abhishek…”

“With a bit of make-up, he could easily play the character,” she
asserted.

We asked Raj Thackeray what MNS would do if they refuse to leave the
country and he looked at us blankly for a second before the trailer he’d
watched flashed through his mind, “Our workers will push them out before they
release the movie,” he screamed on the verge of breaking down.

However, Mumbai Police has given an assurance to the production house
and said, “Anyone who has a valid document issued by the Government of India
need not worry.If Bangladeshi
immigrants can live here illegally without any document then why cannot they?”