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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Man, these guys are idiots. Anyone have a mercury light our team of experts and analysts can borrow?

Quote:

Dear associate Edward,

Why have we not heard from you after you have received the samples?

Have you commenced reproduction as expected?

What about the featurs on the money such as:

FEATURES REQUIRED

1: WATER RESISTANCE: Ensure that If water touches
on the face of the currencies, the
colour does not wear out.

2: SERRIAL NUMBERS: Ensure that the
serrial numbers are not the same.

3: THE FLOURECENT SHINNING LABEL: You
will see the shinning strip label
that run down the currencies if you
put the currencies on a mercury light.

4: THE INVISIBLE FEATURES SUCH AS:
DENOMINATION OF THE CURRENCIES: With
mercury light, you will see that
each currency has its denomination
written inside the currency. For
example, 10,000 is written inside the
10,000 notes, while 5000 is written
inside the 5000 notes, and 2000 inside the
2000 notes.

After you have printed some notes, put
them in a counting machine to ensure
that bank counting machines will not
reject the money if they are put on a
counting machine for counting purpose.

Let us know as soon as possible that
you are able to get these features
fixed on the money you printed.

Waiting to hearing from you. NOTE: AS WE ARE NOT USING PHONE COMMUNICATIONS, IF YOU RECEIVE ANY PHONE MESSAGE ON YOUR PHONE FROM OUR SIDE, PLEASE, TRY TO RECONFIRM THROUGH OUR EMAIL BEFORE YOU ACT UPON THE PHONE MESSAGE OK.

Actually knowing the ineptitude of PD shipping, we just know that the finished product is going to be shipped via Pacific ocean, South China sea and Indian ocean to be intercepted by possibly Indonesian pirates in the employ of one Mr. G0m3r.

I think that is probably the more likely scenario (after the zillions of holdups).

One holdup of course, you should scan the currencies swap the Red and Blue in the images and send them to him as samples to see if you got the colours right.

Then as MBL suggested wrong denominations, maybe reversed images, oh so many things to go wrong.

We are doing fine in Chad and wait to receiving the person you will send to come and pick us as you promised.

Regards,
Rev.Miracle & Rev.Andrew

They are still just waiting. I love that. Just waiting.

Now, on the money front. There will certainly be delays. However, I think this also might be a chance for us to do even more damage. I mean, maybe by some way, we can get them out to Abeche. The thing is... I want them out there for Christmas and New Years. And, our office will be closed for a couple of weeks, so the turn around time will be a bit delayed.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

@ Jojo perhaps you can get some bricks into a very large box.... Tell Miracle that you have the cash produced....but they must pay for DHL to receive the goods. They would use their little saving and probably borrow more to clear the goods.

Then they'd be truly fooked.

_________________HE IS COMPLIANING THAT YOU PEOPLE USE TO WASTE TIME PICKING OUR CALLS YOU KNOW THAT IS MONEY WE ARE BOURNING

I have actually thought of doing that. These guys, according to Shadowplay, paid for this shipment in cash, not with a stolen CC like most other lads. I don't think they have a huge list of stolen CCs to pull from right now. They are a bit strapped in their scamming ways I think.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

I just got an email from my workers. They tell me that the cost will be a bit more, since you want non-consecutive currencies. For 10,000,000 copies, we can charge a tenth of a cent per note. This means the final bill to you (without shipping) is going to be an even $10,000. I know that we discussed this being taken from the exchange, once it is done.

We need to discuss shipping. How do you want us to ship something this large to Togo? And why do you want it shipped to Togo, when you are in Chad?

I do have some bad news though. We are going to need duplicates of the bills that you already sent to us. I apologize, but they are going to need two more copies of each one. They need one to keep for scanning and one to mark on. So, please ship those as soon as possible. They have already begun working on them, but they are going to need another set before they can complete them. I suspect these can be done soon, but with the upcoming holiday, it might take a bit more time.

Nevertheless, my guys say that they can replicate these to your specs. No problem.

Also, thank you for the ordination. Are you a reverend in a church? To what church do you belong?

Maybe we can get another round out of them. That would be plain humiliating. Sending a second round of cash. That just hurts!

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

We believed that we have discussed shipping before. You will have to get some stationaries and conceal the packing of the currencies inside the stationaries for container shippment so that you will ship the goods as stationaries in either 20ft or 40ft container down to Lome seaport in Togo. Like we told you before, we shall pay for the cost of the stationaries and the printing from the exchange back to you as soon as you shiped it down here before we share the proceeds as per agreed with you.

Now, we choosed to clear the goods in Lome seaport Togo because, Chad does not have direct seaport, so it will be a double clearing if the consignment is shipped to Douala in Cameroon, which will not be in favour of this transaction considering the content of the consignment. But, clearing process in Togo will favour transaction of this type, this is why we have chosen Togo as the destination port, so as soon as we confirm shipment from you we shall move down to Lome Togo for the clearing.

Remember, your guys have to use bank note paper to print the money.

However, it is late today and tomorrow is public holiday here in Chad so, whatever be the case, we shall give you the airwaybill tracking numbers of the shipment of the second coppies of the currencies as you required so that it will be done well.

We so much appreciate you and your guys and we are happy to be in partnership with you.

Regards,
Your associate,
Mbai

Looks like he is sending us a second round of bank notes.

I hope that he realizes we cannot ship stuff into Lome, Togo because of ___________. However, we can ship into Sudan because we have _________ there. We'll fill in the details later.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Why not ship the first package (via parcel direct) to where he wants it, but have the freight ship intercepted by pirates! That would be a good excuse not to ship to Togo again. Plus you could then get more money out of him to get the second batch going. A batch that you will then ship to a place far away from pirate activity.

_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Sending a second round of notes without hesitation you just know someone is helping them with finances and it just breaks my heart to see them in debt again and they may just get battered and bruised when the money goes astray

That damn Christmas holiday

_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana

JayhawkBaiting Guru

Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5350

Posted:
Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:42 am

Yeah, any time you can throw a pirate or two into the bait it just spices things up a bit. Think of pirates as the seasoning to any good bait.

_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere

We cannot move an inch from here to Abeche except someone come to N'Djamena to pick us, so don't borther yourself telling us to come to Abeche or waiting for us. 'cause we have said this time without number that we are not going to Abeche on our own and we don't see the reason why you should not understand our situation.

I just finally grasped the amount of money that they are asking to have shipped to them. This is $100 million. What idiots?!?!?! I don't think too many banks are going to be cool with people just walking into their banks with that kind of cash depositing it. I will be interested in seeing this. Too bad they'll never get that chance.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

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