Saturday, December 11, 2004

Psstt.. (Part 2).. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Mayor Daley spares Chicago's Joe Sixpack tax increase on beer.

The mayor took a giant step Friday toward keeping alive his seven-year streak when he dropped a penny-a-sixpack tax on beer that had emerged as a symbolic thorn in the side of aldermen and the Joe Sixpacks they represent.

"That's why I like Bush. He doesn't over-think it. He wakes up every morning, jumps out of bed, lands on his two feet, scratches his balls, and says, "Let's kill some fucking terrorists!" - Dennis Miller