Always a writer, rarely a sharer. Here goes…

Tag: Wine

Similar to “Quotes From the Felt,” I’ve been recording lines said while out wine tasting. As the day goes on, conversations can get rather saucy. Lots of innuendo, double entendre, and shenanigans. Consider yourself warned…

October 17, 2015 to Macchia, D’Art, and Oak Farm Vineyards:

Hold on, I have a buckle up my butt (sitting in the middle of the back seat)

No! I don’t know what a Yeti 110 is (brother-sister)

You’ll see a whole new level of fury if you…(mother-son convo)

I have a summer and a winter pair of windshield wipers. WTF, of course you do!

I’ll be licking that off later

Pour some brownie on me

I should’ve brought it to bring it

Everything’s better with sea salt

That’s a party in your mouth, but that one’s a high school dance

I you was a bag of chips, you’d be a bag of Frito’s or pork rinds

Omg, this thingy has a knob!

If I have to repeat this tomorrow, I’m going to bed now

When a dog is looking in your eyes, it’s giving you an endorphine bath