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This one goes to eleven! Who needs a ruler, measuring tape, stylus, pencil, and pen when you have this magical conglomeration of classy coolness? It costs a mere $40 and will save you so much time when you need to stab your eye out—and want to know how deep into the brain you're going—after spending $40 for a pen.