Saturday, 17 August 2013

It must really fuck David ‘Blowing in the Wind’ Rovics off
being American.

Via his songs he doesn’t have a good word to say about the
place he calls home, votes Democratic and pays taxes.

But at least he does pay tax somewhere.

He hoped to come to New Zealand and ply his trade and keep
all the coin.

Duplicitously rallies along with his followers against corporate greed in music yet
is a tax dodger himself.

Perhaps “the little bit” of money you made in N.Z could have
translated into a “little bit” of tax towards our health system etc, eh Davy?

Back to the facts, not hyperbole.Our Immigration Service
told Rovics the same as anyone else entering the country to work “you’ll need a work permit to do that” and off he trots into the world of
paranoia implying it was a Governmental plot stemming via Washington to
Wellington to have him banned.

That’s delusion one.

Funny how he was similarly banned from playing in that
fellow puppet state of the CIA, Canada, for exactly the same reason?

You would have thought a musician and his management team
would have worked-out that a number of countries have different ‘sovereign’ employment
rules and sort them out before you book a gig. If it's good enough for Devo and Radiohead to pay tax in New Zealand it's good enough for a c-grader like you.

Psssst....let you into a secret...if you are going to take drugs it also doesn’t pay to boast
about it on your blog site.

No need to bug your phone, place agents on your tail 24/7 when
the shadowy figures of our respective secret services can simply access your
lifestyle on the internet.

Having our own laws has up-set Rovics who ingratiates
himself with all Kiwis by describing the country as “three million people and
60 million sheep and is located in the middle of nowhere.”

It’s 4.5 million and 40 million by the way Dave.

Still going to a school system where the first thing they teach
is “get under the desk Jimmy has his fathers hunting rifle” it wasn’t a bad
guess.

One imagines the pissed-off Rovics penning a new ‘blowing in the wind’
folky ditty about New Zealand.

‘Great Satan’s Kid Brother’ has a certain ring to it.

The Occupy bunch will buy into it and everything you have to
say about the evils of the country you carry a passport from, hate so much.

Now to the all- important second strain of Rovics delusion.

The belief you are going to change the world singing this drively
Woodstocky stuff.

Musicians can change the world.

Like fuck they can.

The only people that listen to your stuff are ‘the converted’.

The left-wing anti-American greenies at you first concert in
New Zealand, inside a Nelson yurt, will be left-wing anti-American greenies
before/after you began strumming and singing say the praises of that serial
sex-offender Julian Assanges flunky Bradley Manning.

I wonder if Rovics will now be changing the lyrics of his ‘theme’
song after the namesake is on record last week stating “I want to start off
with an apology. I am sorry that my actions hurt people. I'm sorry that they
hurt the United States”? Still I suppose Manning was tortured.

The barman at Nelsons Free House is hardly likely to sell his worldly goods, shack-up with some hairy arm-pitted hippy chick at an anarcho commune out the back of Motueka after listening to a Rovics concert.

Spookily Rovics actually believes he is a threat to 'the system' and
people are out to silence him.

Another example of paranoia, what is going on in this guys head. He's started to believe his own rhetoric!

Say bat-shit-stupid conspiracies that the U.S Government was behind 9/11 then weaving them in with German politics in the late 30's.

Mean-while back on planet Earth.

Attn Mr Rovics: The reason you get banned and searched at airports is you
are unprofessional, you don’t do your homework before embarking on a world tour
and write about your use of recreational drugs on a blog which any Customs
official around the globe can gleefully read about and alert their global
border partners.

The Immigration Department of New Zealand did the country a
favour banning David ‘Blowing in the Wind’ Rovics.

It stopped the possibility of him breading in this country. Creating more loony hippy balladeers.Where's Cartman when you need him? PS: The CIA paid me to write this.