Oh, so you're the one breaking up with me? You're really doing this hunh?Well I have news for you Belle!I found out that you've been the one lying to *me* this entire time.You told me your name as Bella, and used to date this one shiny stalker dude who called himself a vampire and you wanted to try on a nice loyal servant guy for a change who wouldn't creep you out, but as it turns out, your name is Belle, and you've only been with me because that guy with all that really long fur and huge horns was upset that you made him into a human just until he got over the fact he was actually prettier now than he was before.I know why you really broke up with me, and it isn't because of some silly rumor your heard.

I'm sorry, but, no, I'm not putting up with your lies any longer.Fare well Belle.

You're a great butler but is that really think I hired you? Look at yourself. I hired you for more then cleaning my house and that's all you ever seem to be interested in doing. A a man has needs , you know?

Did you REALLY think I'd believe you were going out to "deer hunt" in that sexy, camoflauged outfit? Seriously...you'd be in violation for "head lighting" with that shirt on! Pfft! Just get out! And take your bazooka (or whatever that big-ass weapon is...lol) with ya! ;P

Hmm.. this is feeling strangely like deja-vu.. here we are again.. with you just unable to leave my win alone. Even now I can see your eyes shifting towards it sitting there on it's pedestal. Hello! Over here! Yeah, this isn't working. You are adorable and a living Doll.. how on earth could I ever even contemplate ending this.. but it has to be. I keep expecting to wake finding a note in my win's place. Wait! That has happened! Later, gorgeous!

Sorry but.. the contrast between your hot blood and my cold flesh is just too much. I had no idea I could suffer from condensation. Hell, when I was originally born, that concept didn't even exist! Sorry, Fiery one.. but this has to end. Later!

Sorry Belle, you're too kinky for me. You're so kinky you make me feel like I'm one of the 'nillas. I know I said I wanted to feel *dirty* and exposed when we first met, but you have taken that to a whole new level; I can't even look at myself in the mirror now... I thought you were...ya know, kinda normal with a kink or two.. But I was wrong.. Sooo wrong!