I’m a PHP/MySQL web developer with over 15 years experience. My partner has over 15 years of experience with design and front-end development. We can help you. We work fast and our rates are affordable.

We have a large porfolio, which you can see at www.deeprapid.com, and plenty of clients who can give good references.

Hey Stan, take a look at this guy’s ad. He wants a (who knows how many hundreds of thousands of dollars) website for a $100 Bucks.

Yes, you heard me correctly you stupid ignorant fool, bafoon, maroon. Anyone else? Hello? So get this Stan he wants to pay a measly
hundred dollars, LOL. Should I do it Stan? Should I?

You will be flagged like the Flag that you are. Outta here with your cheapass, no clue, no brains mentality. Get out. Now! We will flag all
you stupid ass ignorant bafoons. Shoot I already used Bafoons three times. Oh man. Running out of name calling words.

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I currently have a website – FreudTV and my business partner and I have decided to restructure it so that it is no longer a subscription based
membership, but a free membership, with the ability to upsell patrons after they have joined (add additional pictures = $20, add your website
= $10). We also want the site to have the functionality that facebook does in that it is a community site where members are sent emails to
motivate them to log back into the site frequently to check messages from other members, posts, updates, etc. (so that we can eventually be
attractive to advertisers)

My partner knows of someone who may be able to do this, but I would still like to get a couple of other quotes from people to see how much this
would be. How much time would be involved, etc. Please keep in mind the economy and that I am a starving post-graduate being somewhat
suffocated by good ol’ Sallie Mae right now.

You did not seriously post here looking for free advice right?…. I prefer to think that you forgot to enter how much MONEY you were offering to pay…. I also assume you understand the meaning of the word GIG…. else, start using google

* Location: No Pay???????????
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

How do you expect someone to work for a project rate for 3 months then come into the client’s office all the way out in Jersey once a week and code off of WIRE FRAMES? Wire frames are just for layout representation not an actual design. You can’t expect people to create templates purely with CSS/HTML/JS just off of wire frames. It is a recipe for disaster. You need to have graphic designers create PSDs first.

Clearly this person is trying to cut corners and screw the developer. Stay away from this project like the plague!

You must be able to be onsite in Little Falls, NJ a minimum of one time a week. This is a fixed cost project (project price, not hourly) to modernize a medical web site based on existing wire frames. We think it will take about 3 months worth of work to complete. I need to close on this by this week. Please only respond if you are able to be onsite in Little Falls, NJ one day a week

Go fuck a bucket of dogshit. Seriously. I can make more than $15/hour doing unskilled labor; in fact, I think the local XXX video store pays $20/hour to mop the semen off of the walls in the private viewing booths.

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web design and development (CT)

Looking to hire a freelance web designer for start up company.
project will be simple 5-10 page site at first then need expansion based on interest and growth.
Very limited budget, need someone who has some time and wants some quick cash. must have updated portfolio, include links to sites you have done.
Looking to get this site done by the end of the weekend.

Location: CT
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $15/hour
PostingID: 1594489287

* Location: Manhattan
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

People, don’t post in computer gigs if you really don’t know how much stuff costs. I think people ( including myself when I was REALLY YOUNG ) believe that sites and information can be created like *POOF*. The reason is CMSes ( like WordPress ) make people believe anyone can build a site.

People, a website is like a car. There is a 1996 Toyota Camry. Then there is the 2007 Audi S7. If you think both these cars cost the same, and the price is around $2,000, you should re-think whether you are even smart enough to survive this recession. Same thing for websites: there are *Cheap* websites, which for some people do get the job done. Then there are *Expensive* websites and jobs that are really time-consuming.

Please read up on this stuff before posting a price. You wouldn’t go to a car mechanic and ask him to fix your car for $200. Why would you go to a web designer and do that? Solutions can be cheap or expensive, but don’t budget, or you might get crap, or even worse, someone will take your money and run. A lot who will don’t even live in the country.

* Location: Me too
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: common sense per hour

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Need to convert classic ASP website to PHP. There are 23 pages that are using ASP on the site within the “Rentals” section – along with the wish list, get quote, email wish list, my account, login and register pages. The site currently runs on an MS SQL 2000 database, which would also need to be converted to MySQL. The site can be viewed here: http://www.partylinerentals.com.
If interested, please include your name & phone number and I will call you. This would need to be completed ASAP.

* Location: FUCK FACE
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

In what delusional alternate Universe does $50 for 5 hours of boring, tedious work qualify as “easy, quick money” even for a college student?????????????????????????????????????

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Database Verification and Addition (Manhattan NYC)

I have a database of nightlife venues in Manhattan for which we have addresses and contact information.

What I need you to do is go through this list, Google search the venues and verify that the information we have is correct. If we have a gap i.e. no contact number, website, twitter username or wrong address, I need you to fill in that information using publicly available info.

If you do a good job on this, there is a strong possibility of more work to be had at a higher rate depending on quality/type of work.

The database is not huge (<800 rows) so this job should not take more than 5 hours. This will be the easiest $50 you have ever made if done correctly. You are allowed to split the work up between you and any friends you have but the rate remains the same and will be split between you.
Ideal candidate is a student looking for some quick cash but all diligent workers accepted.
* Location: Manhattan NYC
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $10 per Hour
* Location: Retard-ville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 1592993189

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