What the hell is up with this? You’ve got like 10 different bus stops all at one spot, and then you have to navigate which bus to get on? I have literally pissed myself in the middle of Islington trying to find the right night bus. Unacceptable.

Q 12: What’s with the whole “being happy and confident and talking to strangers” thing?A: Dude that’s freedom. It feels good. Give it a whirl.

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(Okay, Joni Mitchell is technically Canadian, but they’ve always had more in common with us than they’ll admit. Just don’t tell them; it’ll hurt their feelings.)

Q 13: Why must you confuse us thankless Brits with the concept of tipping?A: Shush. You’re starting to sound like this bloke:

meme: keithpp.wordpress.com

Q 14: You know this isn’t bacon, right?A: I do. I definitely do. Sadly, my own father disagrees.

Q 20: Technologically, you’re up there with the best of them. So why do you still have to sign when paying the bill rather than use chip and pin?A: And let Big Brother Obama watch us even more? I don’t think so!

Actually, The Guardian ran a very good piece on just this issue last year.

Q 21. Exactly how many countries take part in the World Series?A: The only one that matters.