what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass is something that i like to call GAY. and on a side note skateboards are a minimum of 125 dollars, not 25 like they were when you were a kid in the 1950's there deadpoet.

the only crime here is that this douche isn't creative enough to come up with his own original material, so he has to bite lines from a movie that is very funny, but also pretty goddamned dated. c'mon, man, why don't you throw a fucking Rodney King joke in there just to stay current, or maybe start screaming "alllllllll-righty then!" in your best Ace Ventura impression? loser.

Good for you! Rather than putting up some bait, a camera, and catching Nate in the act, take a bat to his property, and post it in public domain, where the courtroom will have a chance to examine it as many times as they want.