Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I had a dream

THIS MORNINGJUST BEFORE I AWOKE..I HAD THIS DREAM:

now... normally I don't dream about celebrities

But in my dreamI was with my husband at this really busy pizza place

in front of me satBrad Pitt & Angelina Joliealong with the entire ethnic ensemble of children Angelinapurchased in her travels... they were all sitting on one side of the tablesimilar to the last supper

"maddox" was sitting there withthat pissy look on his face- as usual

now Brad and Angie were getting annoyed because they had been sittingthere for over 40 minutes (oh heavens, how dare they have to wait)so they decide to leavethey hand me their receiptand say "here- you can have our food- it's paid for - we're leaving"

So I'm like.. "uh, okay...thanks"

so they leavemy number gets calledI go up to the counterThe guy says "$85.94"then proceeds to grab all my money which was in my hand

and I tell him "noooo I'm just paying for my pizza..all I got was a pizza and two sodas!"

he doesn't answer..

I say "how much was it??"he replies: "yours is $30and you have to pay for the other order.."

Which was some tofu shitI didn't want in the first place

So I'm just standing there and nobody is giving me my money backI'm yelling "there's no way my pizza cost $30and I don't want the other food - Hello?!? Can I get a receipt?"

And the guy behind the counter is waiting on all the people around me..totally ignoring me..

So basically Brad & Angie fucked me with the bill...Do you believe that shit?