Read our quick take on the commercials from the 2nd half of Super Bowl XLVII — refresh for updates! — beneath this handy gizmo for playing back your faves (or ones you missed whilst hitting the loo), then share your own reviews in Comments. (Ratings from the 1st half are here.)

2 Broke Girls|As much an overproduced spectacle as anything from a car or soda pop peddler, this elaborate David LaChapelle-directed promo serves up Max/Kat Dennings and Caroline/Beth Behrs as tarty pole dancers and, ahem, batter-stirrers. If the intent was to sell sex, it gets a FIELD GOAL. But if selling a situation comedy, FUMBLE.

Iron Man 3| Just a teaser, but one that captures the franchise’s mix of suspense, superheroics and humor, as Tony Stark struggles with the math in saving 14 airline Air Force One passengers four at a time. FIELD GOAL

Blackberry Z10 | Since I am (probably/possibly) waiting to get my hands on the Z10 (or its cousin the Q10) this spring, I’ve been waiting to see what this first ad would tout. Alas, the company fka RIM however took the easy way out, demonstrating the things “it doesn’t do.” FUMBLE

Bud Light | Wow, they’re actually going for a theme here, with Stevie Wonder back as the mystical “mojo” man, who this time defers to his pretty assistant to turn a guy’s chair “lucky.” FIELD GOAL

Axe Apollo | Lifeguard punches out shark to save a pretty girl… who then up and leaves him for the arms of an astronaut (aka metaphor for the Apollo in the product name). Assuming this somehow appeals to those who drench themselves in the clubgoer’s parfum: SAFETY.

MiO FIT | Aww, we barely had a chance to miss 30 Rocker Tracy Morgan, here ruminating on how things change (or need to change back, in the case of boy/man bands). I appreciate the idea of MiO (and this might get me to finally try it), so I’ll score a SAFETY.

KIA | Pretty humanoid robots benignly look on as a guy inspects a KIA — until he kicks the(ir) tires. At that point, he gets pounded, atomic-wedgie’d and hurled across the showroom. “Respect the Tech,” indeed. FIELD GOAL

Gildan | Never heard of this T-shirt brand, not sure what it was going for. Wasted money. FUMBLE

Mennen Speed Stick | The old “Caught fondling a girl’s bloomers” laundromat scenario. We’ve all been there. And since she ends up finding his gesture sweet, let’s go with a FIELD GOAL.

Beck’s Sapphire | A fish sings Blackstreet’s “No Diggity” (or as you may now know it, Addison’s wedding march) to an ebony bottle of Beck’s new brew. OK…. SAFETY

Budweiser | A Clydesdale reunites with the man who raises it as foal, as “Landslide” plays throughout. As the long-running series of Clydesdale commercials go, one of the very, very best. TOUCHDOWN

NFL Network | Irked by incessant talk of the hot new rookies (and a make-up lady unaware of his origins), a bewigged Deion Sanders enters the NFL draft as “Leon Sandcastle” — or “an ugly Deion Sanders.” A fresh, fun way to promote the network’s draft coverage. TOUCHDOWN

Dodge Ram | Had this piece of poetry, based on a Paul Harvey reading, been a pro bono promo for, like, the National Young Farmers’ Coalition, it’d be a huge TOUCHDOWN. But as a truck commercial, a mere SAFETY. Upgraded to FIELD GOAL, in light of information that Dodge in fact supports the FFA (denoted in mousetype at end of ad).

Tide | A 49ers superfan’s fantasy comes true when he gets a Jesus-like “Joe Montana” salsa stain on his team jersey. Cue elaborate dreams of fame, branded merchandise and a mansion. ‘Cept, his Ravens fan wife launders the evidence away before he can cash in. Predictable yet cute payoff to a well-realized concept: FIELD GOAL.

SodaStream | This spot has already been running, but caused a stir last week when CBS got antsy about showing Coke-and-Pepsi-type competitors exploding. Looks like the Benjamins won! FIELD GOAL, partly for the product’s inherent green message.

Mercedes Benz CLA | The Devil — played by Willem Dafoe, of course — offers a guy the new CLA and all that comes with it (jam sesh with Usher included) in trade for his soul. Guy opts for the $29,900 price tag instead. FIELD GOAL just for the casting.

Samsung Galaxy | Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen each believe they’re being courted as a pitchman for Samsung’s “next big thing,” only to realize they’re instead wanted for a brainstorming session. Much riffing, many zingers and a Lebron James cameo ensue. Rudd + Rogen almost always = TOUCHDOWN.

I have never heard of Gildan brand before either, but I enjoyed that commercial! It got the point across that the t-shirt was comfortable enough to be a favorite tee worth risking waking a one night stand to remove! Maybe not cutting edge, but surely worth more than a Fumble.

Why is that even a problem? So what if it does pander to a demographic? All commercials do. Not all sports fans drink, were you mad at the Budweiser commercials? Go Daddy clearly panders to men. To single out Dodge for what was a beautiful spot just because it apparently panders to some demographic that offends you is ludicrous.

Hello …. FARMERS BUY TRUCKS. Do you see rich folk on McDonalds commercials? Do you see men in high heels on women’s commercials? If nothing else, this Dodge commercial was far more uplifting and positive than 99% of the ad crap out there. You need to get over yourself.

Funny thing about Gildan, they’re chiefly a producer of apparel for large events and promotional purposes and leading up to this some of the discussion in the business pages was surrounding their Superbowl ad and what sorta play they’re trying to make.

As a person from a family of farmers and hard working, blue collar Americans, I loved the Ram commercial. Maybe not as much as the Jeep/USO commercial but it was fantastic. People say its pandering and it is, but it’s also a tribute to those who work their asses off to put food on people’s tables. It’s a salute to those who actually use their trucks to work hard for what they do instead of driving a truck to try and feel like they’re a badass or feel country while driving through the suburbs. I appreciate your opinion, Michael, and for the rest if the people who are probably gonna flame this post, but Middle America and the rest of the farming communities of the US appreciate the shout out. Loved it!

1) The name is Matt. 2) I took no issue with the MESSAGE at all, but said it’d have been much better suited (as you would seem to agree) to a promo for some farmers’ collective/organization. Heck, even show a Ram that’s been around the block and not one with gleaming chrome that’s never been within 10 feet of mud.

What does that matter if it was meant to sell a truck? Us farmers don’t care if someone is trying to make money because that is what we do too, that doesn’t mean the sentiment isn’t genuine. It’s nice to see a company that sells a product actually appreciate the kind of people that buy them.

I thought the message was great, but I agree that I would have never guessed it would have been a commercial for a car before the logo reveal at the end if the commercial. Is the only requirement for a car commercial these days, a single glimpse of a vehicle.

*Excuse me Matt, my bad. I apologize for the name mistake, since I connected to this article from Ausellio’s twitter, so that was my fault. But at the same time, I respectfully disagree with your opinion on the commercial. Commercials pander to demographics as they see fit. That’s how commercials work. That’s how they sell products. So what if this was aimed at the farmers and blue-collar workers of America? That was the point! Just like Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan commercial pandered to the young techie generation, or how all of the Budweiser commercials try to pander to the younger, hip generations to drink whatever new beer they have out while trying to remain connected with the older generations that have supported them for years by bringing out the tearjerker Clydesdale commercial towards the end. That’s how they sell products and frankly, for the demographic they were going for, they totally hit the mark. They put out a quality commercial that was a bit of a tearjerker and hit people a little harder than some of those ridiculous other commercials like the GoDaddy or the Pistachio commercials. Hell, besides the old people Taco Bell commercial, the best commercials this year were the Ram Farmer commercial, the Jeep/USO commercial and the Bud Clydesdale commercial. I just think you “fumbled” on your assessment of the Ram commercial. But that’s just my opinion, Matt.

Don’t know why, maybe because I don’t drink beer, but those Clydesdale commercials always irk the heck out of me, year after year. Syrupy and corny and so ostensibly manipulative, that I feel like throwing something at the TV.

That horse commercial with Landslide in the background made me sad. I’m a sucker for animals so I liked the horse commercial. The other episode was for the NFL network itself with Leon Sandcastle was original.

Memorable ones for me: Taco Bell with the old people, was cute and had me laughing, the Dodge/Ram Farmer commercial, very well done, the Jeep/USO commercial, just wonderful and the Bud Clydesdale commercial touching. Great Game too!!

The Clydesdale was cute, but I liked the football themed ones of the past better. I did like “ugly Dion Sanders” which recalled for me both the Broadway Joe ad for shoes some years back and a Sanders/Super Bowl commercial from *way back* for Doritos and was better than the weird goat ad! The Coke, Taco Bell, and pair of Bud Light voodoo ads were funny, but not sensational. Tracy Morgan *was* right about boy/man bands. I am getting tired of “Gangnam Style”. The Tide spot was predictable. Go Daddy was marginally more clever than their usual level of blatant sexuality without wit. For the Willem Dafoe casting, I expected more. Rudd/Rogen went on too long. While I get the message of the “God Made a Farmer” commercial and it’s great that Dodge supports the FFA, maybe it’s selfish of me, but I think SB commercials, unless they are actually by an organization with a social message, should be not only about the actual product they are selling, and represent that product well, but they should also be just plain fun; I want to be entertained (and remember what product it’s for) if I am being enticed to buy a truck, not reminded that Big Agro is plowing small farmers under. Overall, I would give the commercials this year a field goal and say it has been some time since a crop of SB ads got a collective touchdown let alone + a 2 point conversion. Is it just me, or has it been mostly downhill since Masterlock stopped doing a SB ad? When was that even? I feel old….

Am I the only one who thought that Clydesdale ad was unintentionally funny? It came dangerously close to suggesting bestiality! I much preferred the 2 Broke Girls ad. It was funny and therefore it was an excellent way to promote a sitcom. Lawyered!

The Bud Light commercials have been a theme all season, so even though by normal standards I would think this pair were good commercials, but not Super Bowl worthy, I liked the pay off of the season long running ads.

The Go Daddy ad with the model eating the face of the geek was so offensive, sexist and just plain gross that it actually made me change the channel (I don’t think the network likes that) It was so out-of-place and creepy. The model was almost like a molester even though the geekboy is an adult he appears to be younger so it was just very offensive almost like some odd kind of child porn. Go Daddy dropped the ball on this one is a huge way. Loved the Clydesdale’s and the Taco Bell add. Missed seeing the Jeep/USO add but would have loved to have seen that one.