* "For a certain kind of chick, it was an honor to get fucked by a bunch of Hell's Angels."

* "You got your Red Wings by eating a girl on her period and your Black Wings by eating a black girl."

* "We go out of our way to make sure the women who either go out on runs with us, visit our clubhouse, or just associated with us feel 100% safe. Touch a Hell's Angels' old lady and you risk the wrath of not only the member but the entire club."

It's a lot easier than trying to figure out what Jesus would do, possibly more violent, and comes with a lot less guilt.

The ability to take the moral high ground, without having to bring religion into it, like a total douche.

A blanket excuse to rationalize violence.

You should make a bracelet that illustrates it, with
W W (Superman Logo) D ?

"So this little drunk guy, who I outweigh by 125 pounds, pulls a knife at starts swiping it all over the place. So I'm thinking, "what would Superman do?", y'know?"
"And?"
"I punched him in the throat, grabbed him by the ankles, and swung him into an oak tree, cracking about 5 ribs"
"Wow"
"Truth, justice, and the american way, my friend"

My landlord is a thief and a criminal, for the way he abuses my rights as a tenant. I ask myself "W.W.S.D.?", so borrow 4 jacks form the auto shop down the street, rig them together with some wood, and tip his trailer over, while he's in it."
"I dunno, that sounds more like "what would Macgyver do?""