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okay, this is a truly tasteless, awful joke. but i laughed pretty damn hard.

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
“What was that?” The others asked her.
“Oh, it was Vitamin C – I want my baby to be healthy.” A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
“What was that?” the others asked.
“Oh, it was iron – I want my baby to be big and strong.”
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
“What was that?” the others asked her.
“It was thalidomide,” she said, “I just can’t get the arms right on this fucking sweater!”