21 steps to becoming a good Democrat Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, however, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare them below and see how you rate...
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified to teach those same kids all about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by Americans driving SUVs'!
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the U.S. military, not evil, tyrannical regimes, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the constitution.
13.. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that we've been subjected to since our founding.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a cheat, liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you could).
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and beastiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school, the 10 commandments in court, have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country and want these values to be instilled in our young children.

_________________I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom. George W. BushDESTROY THE QURAN OR BE DESTROYED BY IT

30 steps to becoming a good Republican. Virtually anyone can be a Republican. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. If you want to be a GOOD Republican, however, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare them below and see how you rate...
1. You have to lie. Practice, practice, practice makes perfect.
2. You have to say you are a Christian (even if you have never been in a church you still have to say it) That way all the churches will give you money and tell the people in their congregation to vote for you if you decide to run for office.
3. You have to believe that guns, make you a REAL he-man. (that way no one will suspect you are really gay or that you molest little boys)
4. You have to deny that there are any diseases that require research. After all it takes money to do research and you don't want anybody taking any of your hard EARNED (ha,ha) money.
5. You have to believe that there is no such thing as global warming. Deny, Deny, Deny is a good Republican's motto.
6. You have to believe homosexuals are REAL scary and going to hell. (even if you are one - STAY IN THE CLOSET AND DENY YOUR TRUE SELF!!!!)
7. You have to be FOR capital punishment even if there is a chance that a person is innocent. They should have never gotten in that situation anyway.
8. You have to be against allowing women to do what they want with their own bodies and they must NEVER be allowed to have an abortion. They got themselves in that condition and it is OK if that baby has to go hungry we will NOT give any aid to feed children who were basiclly forced into this great world. (remember we have to protect OUR money)
9. You have to believe that hunters are REAL men. You have to really not care about the envirnment though - after all mother nature can take care of herself.
10. You have to know how important money is to your self-esteem so you can't take chances on the poor and help anyone who has feel on hard times because they asked for it.
11. You have to believe the U.S. has every right to invade any country it wants too for any reason. Even if we have to lie to do it, that is OK. We have a great big world out there and we have to protect all of our investments and take control of anything we want.
12. You have to believe the NRA is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is bad, because it supports certain parts of the constitution.
13.. You have to believe that taxes are too high and you are tired of people taking YOUR money to help those who are less fortunate.
14. You have to believe that women like Margaret Sanger, Gloria Steinem, and Jane Pittman are insignificant to American history. Only REAL men count and belong in the History books.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are very fair for all students. We all walked and talked at the same time so all students should all be able to pass a test at the same age. Don't be too concerned about racial quotas because if you are a racist that is OK.
16. You have to be afraid of strong women like Hillary Clinton because women should know their place and they should be home taking care of it (and their man).
17. You have to believe that democracy is made up of only the elite and the poor. Of course you are going to be one of the elite to be a GOOD Republican and the poor will make you richer by working for you for close to nothing.
18. You have to believe liberal is a bad word and every thing a liberal does and anything they stand for is pure EVIL. They are always wanting some of YOUR money to help others and that is BAD, BAD, BAD.
19. You have to believe that Christianity is the ONLY correct religion and want to shove it down everyone's throat. (see number 2)
20. You have to believe that illegal Republican Party funding by anyone is A-OK and they (and you) should be allowed to accept bribes for most anything.
21. You have to believe that minorities are just that, a minority. What they want is very insignificant. This is America and we are Chtistians and if you are a true and good Republican you can do what you want no matter who it hurts.
22. You have to believe that Nixon was one of the best and honest presidents we ever had. You have to believe that George W. walks on water and that he never lies. (Even if you catch him in a lie you must learn to deny, deny, deny.)
23. You must believe that the news is liberal and they ONLY tell the truth about those evil Democrats and LIE about us, the GOOD Republicans.
24. You have to believe that WLW is the gospel 24-7.
25. You have to believe that Rush Limbaugh is a good Christian man who would NEVER tell a lie or take drugs.
26. You have to believe that anyone who says anything bad about George W. is a liar.
27. You have to believe that it is fine if George W. breaks the law because he is the president and you have to trust everything he says and does.
28. You have to believe that anyone who does not believe exactly the way you do is a liberal and a bad person.
29. You have to believe that teaching children to share and be kind to others has a hidden liberal agenda and should not be tolerated.
30. You have to believe that Fox news is FAIR and BALANCED.

You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding. ???

You need funding to find a cure. Just like cancer. But you keep stoping stem cell research. There you have it. You dont want a cure because that keeps people like Rumsfeld(Theraflu) getting rich off pills.

Part of me thinks you dont actually think like that, I think you just like getting people stired up.

_________________"All men are created equal until you become a liberal" - Rush Limbaugh