Confessions Of An Amy Winehouse Lover

Happy Monday, folks. Hope you’re sitting because we’ve got a bombshell to drop. Ready? Amy Winehousedoes drugs! I know, I know. You’re shocked. Bamboozled! The latest snitch to sell out Amy comes from “lover” Alex Haines. Alex kept her busy while Blake was in jail. He had a slew of delightful stories to tell The News Of The World. For starters, Amy began her day with the breakfast of champions (crack topped off with more crack), often using homemade drink bottles for pipes. Crafty!

She’d “freak out” if her beloved crack and heroin contraptions weren’t near her side at all times, and once snorted a line of cocaine 20 centimeters long. She also liked to cut herself and was a bulimic who used Alex’s toothbrush to make herself sick.

If you haven’t stopped reading by now then you’re clearly a glutton for punishment so here it goes—Amy Winehouse is also a nympho! Alex describes her as his own personal “porn star” wanting sex 5 or 6 times a day. Do I smell a sex tape? Well, we’ve already seen her naked contorted in various positions. It seems like an Amy Winehouse “One Night In Cracked Out Camden” is just the next logical step. Dust off those barf bags!

Happy Monday, folks. Hope you’re sitting because we’ve got a bombshell to drop. Ready? Amy Winehousedoes drugs! I know, I know. You’re shocked. Bamboozled! The latest snitch to sell out Amy comes from “lover” Alex Haines. Alex kept her busy while Blake was in jail. He had a slew of delightful stories to tell The News Of The World.
For starters, Amy began her day with the breakfast of champions (crack
topped off with more crack), often using homemade drink bottles for
pipes. Crafty!

She’d
“freak out” if her beloved crack and heroin contraptions weren’t near
her side at all times, and once snorted a line of cocaine 20
centimeters long. She also liked to cut herself and was a bulimic who
used Alex’s toothbrush to make herself sick.

If
you haven’t stopped reading by now then you’re clearly a glutton for
punishment so here it goes—Amy Winehouse is also a nympho! Alex
describes her as his own personal “porn star” wanting sex 5 or 6 times
a day. Do I smell a sex tape? Well, we’ve already seen her naked contorted
in various positions. It seems like an Amy Winehouse “One Night In
Cracked Out Camden” is just the next logical step. Dust off those barf
bags!