whoa! tough crowd in here! "You know I came from a real tough neighborhood myself, I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand!""I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers!""I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it!"R.D. RIP buddy

whoa! tough crowd in here! "You know I came from a real tough neighborhood myself, I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand!""I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers!""I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it!"R.D. RIP buddy

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"I called this woman up and she told me to come on over because no on was home. I went over and no one was home!"