It was the google-bot, I swears. Mule's honor. Hooves barely crossed. Actually, google-bot snatched an entire series of you bathing. Sent the frames to google labs who put it all together in a stop action frame movie for me. Verrrryyy enjoyable ... it was the bot! promise!

Stop posting pictures of my bot!I swatted seven google-bots this morning. I'm trying to block up all the places where they could get in, but I think they're clambering up the waste pipe to the basin, passing parts through the overflow and re-assembling themselves on the other side.

sounds like you need a professional bot cleaner to sweep through your place .... i mean, the bots are already all over your google street view. stands to reason, they want to come in from the cold! and ooooo-eeeeeee what a room with a view!!