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fake josh hadley

1/9/2015 05:18:35 am

i literally have no idea who you are :*

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The Commenter Formerly Known as Josh's Moley Ass

1/9/2015 09:04:14 pm

Where's my brewskies asshole?!!

Joe Lasko

1/9/2015 03:32:01 am

I saw the preview for image for Taken 3 and honestly thought Todd in the Shadows is guest hosting.

I too am now face palming

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Morhek

1/9/2015 04:07:36 am

I'd love to see Todd and Lindsay sit in for a guest review if they're ever in the neighbourhood, or if Brad heads back up north. And I'd especially love to see Lloyd vs Kali: the epic showdown for the ages.

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Ahri Man

1/9/2015 04:52:12 am

That would be pretty cool.

jane

1/9/2015 04:54:47 am

I think an image of Lloyd and Kali would destroy the internet with cuteness.

Ankai

1/9/2015 09:36:33 am

Worlds will KALLOYD!!!

Liam Neeson

1/9/2015 03:34:01 am

I'm disappointed critics aren't very taken with my movie.

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Sylvester Stallone

1/9/2015 04:05:35 am

Hey Liam, remember that invite I sent ya for E4? Yeah...I'm gonna need that back...

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Daigotsu Rezan

1/9/2015 04:29:15 am

Please, if we let you slide for "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot," we can excuse Liam Neeson a bad Taken sequel.

Dex Dogtective

1/9/2015 04:35:52 am

Hey Sly, I'm available if you need someone extra. Say yes and I'll put in a good word for you for the Foodfight! sequel.

Yu tink you have it bad, Bruce Wirris? Cinnamon Snob rikes trash rike the intervoo, he wirr be destroyed rike rest of american pigs. Who wirr be raughing then, Cinnamon Snob? WHO?!!!!! NOT YU, MI!!!! THE GRORIROUS READER OF TRUE KOREA!!!

The Cinnamon Snob

1/9/2015 10:41:33 am

The fuck did I do?

Adam Sandler

1/9/2015 12:19:03 pm

Bruce, Kim! Calm it down. Critics are only people expressing an opinion. We still get paid, we still get to make movies or run our own countries. You can come over to my place, listen to some Boston.

Celebrity Parody Account

1/9/2015 01:50:12 pm

I'm being meta!

Parody of Celebrity Parody Account

1/11/2015 09:21:09 pm

I'm being double meta!

Meta Knight

1/13/2015 02:15:18 pm

I'm Meta Knight, Kirby sucks.

NancysNightmare

1/9/2015 03:39:22 am

Ryan has already been in more midnight screening videos in the past few weeks than he has over the past 4 years. Awesome!

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ACS

1/9/2015 04:03:45 am

Apparently it's Ryan Week at Midnight Screenings! Hooray!

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LucasChad

1/9/2015 04:12:04 am

Fortunately, I won't be taken by Taken 3 this weekend! (Pun intended)

Would love to see The Imitation Game! Hope it does well this awards season!

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Axel

1/9/2015 04:21:51 am

So it's this?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4

(I know it isn't, but I felt like posting it anyway)

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lia

1/9/2015 04:41:08 am

The mother in taken was married in teh first movie i don't know about the second one ...i really did not like her character at all ...kinda happy she is dead

The imitation games sounds good might check it out ...also why is there so many WWII movies out ..

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jane

1/9/2015 04:56:30 am

Because movies that are set in WW2 are most likely to get lots of oscar nominations.

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Smilex Hex

1/9/2015 01:14:03 pm

Well hello again, Miss Lia! :-)

While watching the tragedy that was Taken 2, I kept wondering if Liam got back together with her. Why? No idea. After the first time, I assumed the daughter would've wised up & disowned the mother for not encouraging Liam's paranoia & moved away from her. But no, she's still ditzy & disrespectful of her awesome daddy. Why couldn't they do something with his buddies? They're interesting & fun, damn it! So yeah, there's only one Taken in my collection.
Sorry Liam, but you're better than this, man!

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lia

1/10/2015 02:35:24 am

Yea i am utterly confused with his relationship with his ex

I don't know why on earth any daughter would think Liam isn't awesome.They should've done something different with the third movie but eh can't win them all Liam still awesome so no harm done.

@jane i suppose that is true still it gets tiring

Lotus Prince

1/9/2015 04:56:12 am

I haven't seen Taken 2, so I don't know if Liam Neeson's ex-wife got married to another guy, but the new husband in the first Taken movie was rich enough to buy the daughter a freaking horse, but he seemed like a genuinely nice guy.

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CommanderZx2

1/9/2015 05:15:02 am

What a surprise Taken 3 was written and directed by the same people made Taken 2 and it also turned out to be shit!

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wade

1/9/2015 05:30:49 am

i'm glad we are getting more Ryan this year

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Noremac

1/9/2015 06:31:25 am

It's the same husband from the first Taken just a different actor. Though he said he checked him out in Taken when Kim was...well taken. Somehow he slips past Bryan and his buddies abilities.

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BarryTheMasterOfSandwich

1/9/2015 07:09:47 am

I'm glad I'll get to hear your perspective on The Imitation Game. It's number two on my list of the best movies of the year, after Blue Ruin.

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angelique_sp

1/9/2015 08:50:51 am

[Extreme Zoom]
Why yes..... I DO want to see more of that handsome Ryan face.
Thank You.

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Colton

1/9/2015 09:31:28 am

Is there going to be a best midnight screening moments of 2014 video?

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Daddy-O

1/9/2015 09:37:29 am

The Interview- Nah, too many Faggots... NEXT

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Nick Michalak

1/9/2015 09:54:28 am

Xander Berkley played Famke Janssen's husband in the first movie, a guy that Brian Mills did extensive background checks on for the protection of his daughter. Apparently, he didn't care about any of that when she got married for the third time.

After all the shit reviews Taken 2 got, I never bothered to watch it, and it's sitting on my damn hard drive! Clearly, Taken 3 wasn't going to get my money. Neeson's got another movie coming out in April, "Run All Night," which just released a trailer last night. Looks really good. It has Ed Harris as a mob boss, and is from the director of Non-Stop. And it is rated R.

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Nick Michalak

1/9/2015 10:02:44 am

And the Liam Neeson movie you two were talking about at the end was "Unknown." I didn't care for it. It felt like a second rate Bourne Identity with a lot of its plot points, and especially, the twist at the end. Thankfully, that director went on to do better with "Non-Stop."

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sho

1/9/2015 10:33:27 am

I guess Taken 3 is a war movie because of Liam Neeson's one man war against the bad guys.
Seriously though, Ryan's great.

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alidan

1/9/2015 10:47:05 am

with how many of these you do brad, ever consider getting a glow light or something? you know, a push the big button and it puts out a soft light kind of deals for people waking up in the middle of the night... 10$ should get you two and it will be better lighting than many of the cars you use can provide all on 2-4AA batteries.

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A Prinny

1/9/2015 12:35:48 pm

You guys didn't get Inherent Vice? Man, I want to see that movie.

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Roger Moore

1/9/2015 12:41:14 pm

Ryan is awesome

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Arielrocks5

1/9/2015 01:28:35 pm

Best movie of 2014 for me.

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daigotsurezan

1/9/2015 01:39:02 pm

Liam Neeson manages to get some OK moments in even the worse piece of shit. And by "worst piece of shit" I mean "Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace." Seriously, motherfucker can keep his dignity opposite Jar-Jar.

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Smilex Hex

1/9/2015 01:56:08 pm

Ugh, agreed sir. Liam vs. Darth Maul should've been an hour long deleted scene. A crime such a sweet character be associated with such sh#t. I love Darth Maul. A sith that looks like a devil? HELL yeah, I'm in!

Gonna have to disagree with you guys about The Imitation Game. The movie did nothing for me. Cumerbatchs acting was ok and he did carry the film. Fury was a better WWII movie

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aron

1/10/2015 12:17:58 am

I'm surprised Cumberbatch seems to be so popular lately. I find him pretty dull as an actor, and he doesn't have enough charisma to carry a movie by himself. Only his odd face and unique voice seem remotely memorable.

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Disreiley

1/10/2015 05:29:42 pm

Blenderdick Chowderpants has the lumpest face I've ever seen. Dude looks like an alien in a blue suit in every picture I've ever seen of him. I honestly can't fathom why Blubberdick Cumberbund is so sought after in movies. His acting range seems to be the same as mashed potatoes with ranch poured on it.

SirArtorias

1/9/2015 04:15:16 pm

Did ryan get kicked out his house or something? Dont get me wrong, i dont dislike him, in fact IMO there is never enough ryan in here. But it feels weird how often he appeared now.

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Willard

1/9/2015 04:45:51 pm

You do realize the Big Bang Theory is funnier than your shows, don't you Brad? There's a reason why it's the number one comedy and CBS hasn't picked up the Cinema Snob.

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Misery On Wheels

1/9/2015 06:39:28 pm

Yeah, but ABC has expressed an interest.

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Ethan

1/9/2015 07:54:34 pm

Anyone who thinks that the Big Bang Theory is funnier than the Cinema Snob seriously needs to get their head checked.

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Willard

1/10/2015 11:41:02 am

As Sheldon Cooper would say, "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."

It's the "number one comedy" on TV because there's no
competition.
There aren't very many other comedies; it's all reality TV and a few dramas, maybe some sports.
TV is a dying medium.
I guess people who watch shows like TBBT don't have internet and/or cable.

http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/cbs-2014-15-season-ratings-33998/

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Willard

1/10/2015 04:00:05 pm

I would agree with you that it looks like TV is the past and the internet is the future. But I think that depends on how the FCC and the courts rule on net neutrality. If they gut net neutrality, that could put the kibosh on that trend.

tv

1/9/2015 06:22:21 pm

I you like The Imitation Game, you should read Stephensons Cryptonomicon.

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Shawn

1/10/2015 12:49:40 am

Xander Berkley played Stuart in the first Taken. Same character. It's also mentioned in the second one that he's acting like an asshole to Lenore, though the character is never shown. Oddly enough, this movie's plot was set up in it the first one. When Bryan first tells Lenore and Stuart that Kim was kidna... I mean, taken, he mentions doing a background check on Stuart and knew that he's had bad deals with Russians in the past, and asks if they took Kim.

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Bob

1/10/2015 03:11:56 am

Paying for a movie just because it has your favorite actor rather than its quality is something you would only do if you hate them.
If you paid for Taken 2 just because Liam was in it, then you have only yourself to blame for him being in Taken 3 instead of literally anything else.

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Seppo

1/10/2015 03:21:21 am

So there are not gonna be any Taken sequels after this? And here I had some ideas for the sequel names!

Taken Back
Taken Again
Taken Away
Taken Somewhere Else
Taken To Space
Taken Home
Taken 4 Granted

And the obligatory reboot: Taken Away Again!

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Morhek

1/10/2015 05:54:52 am

Don't forget
Tyler Perry's Madea Gets Taken

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angelique_sp

1/10/2015 06:01:37 am

If there's any justice in this world, they'll take her to Mars....

Disreiley

1/11/2015 11:53:43 am

Lets just hope if Madea gets taken Liam Neeson won't win. Wherever they took her can leave her.

LloydFan

1/10/2015 06:17:04 am

Liam Neeson must fight a group of vampires to get back his kidnapped daughter.
Call it: The 4Taken

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BoogerKitty

1/10/2015 11:11:30 am

Taken My Breath Away

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angelique_sp

1/10/2015 11:23:16 am

Take(n) Me Home, Country Road ....

BoogerKitty

1/10/2015 11:41:59 am

Taken On Me

angelique_sp

1/10/2015 12:05:13 pm

[Mackenzie Brothers v.o.]
Oh, Taken Off, Eh!

Willard

1/10/2015 04:58:05 pm

Taken It To The Streets

The Hand of Onan

1/12/2015 12:57:17 am

Taken From Behind.

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Handsome Pete

1/10/2015 04:16:08 am

Look Who's Taken 3 is the worst one yet!

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BarryTheMasterOfSandwich

1/10/2015 04:36:24 am

They should make a fourth one in which Liam Neeson's daughter is murdered, and goes completely apeshit.

Then, they can do one where his new girlfriend gets killed. Then, one where his cousins are killed. Then, his dog. Then, his friend. Then, his neighbors.

And so on....

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Adam

1/10/2015 05:37:29 am

Taken 8

"I know you tortured my local undertaker... he gives me a nice discount, for all my dead loved ones and their murderers who I've put in the ground. So I'm coming for you, you Belgian bastards... Why are you Belgian, anyway?"
"It's a Taken movie, duh. The series is working its way through Euro-national stereotypes."

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The Hand of Onan

1/12/2015 01:19:28 am

Taken For A Ride.
The one starring Sean Bean and Vinny Jones that has nothing to do with other films.

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Jake

1/10/2015 01:07:16 pm

Is Inherent Vice not playing in Springfield yet? Because if it is, I cannot fathom why you would see Taken 3 first. Inherent Vice was a brilliant, albeit difficult, film.

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Minnie Riperton

1/11/2015 05:00:40 am

Ring all the bells sing and tell the people everywhere that the flower has come
Light up the sky with your prayers of gladness and rejoice for the darkness is gone
Throw off your fears let your heart beat freely at the sign that a new time is born

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David

1/10/2015 07:21:17 pm

Any chance you could see the Water DIviner? Its Crowes best work in years, even if AMC didn't care enough to get the synopsis right on their site (they said Crowe is looking for his two sons. He's looking for 3).

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Something

1/13/2015 06:44:40 am

It's not scheduled for a US release until April.

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Dylan Defrain

1/11/2015 12:27:59 am

Still haven't seen Inherent Vice Brad? It's okay to wait for it to be released on DVD.

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Alejandro

1/11/2015 05:44:17 am

Will you upload the Midnight Screening that you're doing of "Wizard of Oz" soon to the site in a few days along with the new Snobcast & "Brad Tries Pink Pepsi"?

I think that's how Patreon works, things are uploaded there a few days or even a week in advance than they are on the regular site.

I REALLY REALLY wanna see that Midnight Screening! :D

P.S. I have to go see "Unbroken" with my sister today at 4:50 so that she can get extra credit for her American History class (You know, WWII and all) I hope I can make it...

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DontMindMeNow

1/11/2015 06:51:32 am

They won't accept The Imitation Game? I know that's about the British side of the war, but it still profoundly affected the European Theater on all fronts... you should be able to make that argument... Unbroken for extra credit is BS.

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RonS

1/11/2015 06:23:00 am

"When I saw the second Taken in theatres"
*later in video*
"Which is why I waited for Taken 2 to come to video.."

???

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Reel Quick Reviews

1/11/2015 09:30:44 am

Brad I think you need to re-think Taken 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uioDH4LXliE

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The Viewer

1/13/2015 10:22:04 am

The movie's called Unknown (unofficial remake of Harrison Ford's Frantic) and it wasn't about f-ing thieves. Watch it again, since you missed the whole point.

And both of you have to see Selma, Whiplash, Foxcatcher and Premonition.

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m4a2000

1/13/2015 03:50:47 pm

So.... How long until we get the '2014 best and worst movie recap' video? I just want to know because I want more Angry Jake!

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Andrew H

1/16/2015 03:18:25 pm

Columbiana was a very cool movie that showed that Mrgston can direct competently. Why didn't he do the same here?

That or the extended version of Taken 3 will be much better.

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Inari

1/17/2015 05:34:31 am

True story, my granddad was on a sub that captured an enigma machine for the USA. Not the one in this movie, but still, its crazy to see how important they were for the war and how secretive they had to be about everything.

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hickorykid

2/17/2015 05:26:59 am

In what universe is D not a passing grade?

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BradTriesBrad

1/3/2016 06:57:33 am

"The Imitation Game: Time to Get Taken Again, Sorta."

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Chris Ayres

8/14/2016 04:35:13 pm

It blows my mind that Imitation Game and Unbroken share an editor. Not kidding! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Goldenberg