Gosh. That’s so many! Out of the literally five hundred million tweets per day on average, that’s, like, a third of a percent of a percent. Checkmate, people that thought the most despised presidential candidate ever stealing the nomination from the most popular politician in America, only to then lose to the second-most despised presidential candidate ever, was a bad move.

To be fair, though, it was gracious of this Goldwater girl to hand-deliver the stolen presidency to Trumplestilskin. Never lose sight of what's really important — her fiery final showdown with the Soviet Union — in accordance with prophecy. She's bound to win next time, right?