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After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

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Keyes: Obama Working With Terrorists

On Planet Wingnuttia, where no conspiracy theory is too crazy as long as it discredits Obama, Alan Keyes really should be elected the Grand Poobah or something. In his latest bit of stupid and crazy, he says that Obama is working with the terrorists to destroy America and impose martial law.

We are now experiencing the implementation of a terrorist strategy aimed at producing the very kind of disorder, confusion, fear and anger that would the provide an excuse for that fastening on the country of martial law.

If the aim was to product disorder, confusion and fear in Keyes’ mental processes, then mission accomplished, apparently.

I have wonder how people like Keyes are able to function in society. Does his family hide all the sharp objects so he doesn’t hurt himself? Given Obama’s record of indiscriminate use of drone attacks, the fact that Keyes appears to sincerely believe this nonsense makes me question his ability to perform even the most basic tasks like dressing himself or washing himself.

According to Keyes and company, Obama is so big he should have his own wingnut obamapedia, with entries for : muslim, alien, illegal, birth certificate, atheist, christian-hater, Benghazi, etc… I’d love to see Andy do it as a side project from his own ejaculatory exercise called conservapedia :)

Who is nutter? Mabus or Keyes? Both seem to be so seriously off their meds I’m not sure there are any meds they could be on and not seem to be so batshite insane the bats and their shite won’t complain.