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Episode 3. X-Men Holiday Special Part 1 with Colin Spacetwinks

Dec 6, 2015
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2 minutes

Buckle your seatbelts for Hearteyes’ first X-Men episode, featuring Colin Spacetwinks and me talking about:
Scott Summers’ dick piercing
Pizza Hut in the 1990s
Neo-Nazis at family restaurants
Getting real about Jim Lee
Crushing on Storm
Our imaginary date with Nightcrawler
Rachel Summers: hot, sad and intense
What the fuck is the deal with X-Men writers and Kitty Pryde?
(Please Joss Whedon please leave our precious nerd girls alone.)
Understanding the trajectory of Scott Summers based on his ass, what’s in it and who’s interacting with it
Scott Summers is DEFINITELY a sub. DEFINITELY.
Why don’t they let Emma Frost actually dom anyone though? What’s the deal with kink in X-Men?
Chris Claremont: Always Horny, Never Logs Off
What about dating Beast though? That would be the best.
How much we long for baseball game and pool party issues of superhero comics
When will Beast get on Tinder and discover how much people want to fuck him?
Predictions on furry prevalence in the next ten years
What a weird choice it was to make Iceman gay
The current state of X-Men crushability frankly sucks
Zootopia
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