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I Went To The Casino Last Night And Managed To Pull A Stunner – Misunderstanding Jokes

I went to the casino last night and managed to pull a stunner. As we left together I pulled my keys out of my pocket, threw them towards the valet and shouted “Mine’s the 2 seater Mercedes Benz round the back”, with this she looked smitten at me, I could tell she was excited that I might be rich.
As the valet pulled up out the front in my Mercedes I looked at her again, but this time she looked horrified.
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
“You said you had a 2 seater” she replied.
“It is a 2 seater, haven’t you been in a Sprinter before?”

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