Presenting This Year's Banned Super Bowl Commercials

As the host of this year's Super Bowl, some South Florida blog owes America the chance to see the commercials that were deemed too hot for the big game. Or to put it another way, these are commercials that were ditched in the same year that Tim Tebow and his mom were given permission to make a bunch of women wonder whether they aborted a handsome Heisman Trophy winner.

Roll 'em!

More banned videos after the jump, including one with Danica Patrick.

Seems pretty tame, doesn't it?

The one below would lead to some awkward moments for hetero guys watching the game with their best buddy.

Doritos always saves up its dollars for the Super Bowl, but this year, apparently, one of their ads was too violent to get past the CBS executives. Have a look.