Video of the Week – Cats vs. Zombies

Happy Halloween! This is my favorite time of the year because I get to watch humans put on ridiculous outfits and beg for food. Today’s video of the week is really important to understand. It is called “Cats vs Zombies – Batteries.” Now there are two handlers in this video. One is the hero and the other is the villain. It’s always important to have hero handlers like the female in this video who will do everything humanly possible to accommodate your needs. Be sure to give handlers like this lots of rewards, like affection, to train them to continue to stick up for your rights. On the other side is the villain – the male in this video. All he cares about is himself. But there are ways you can get even when you have a handler like this. You can cough up a hairball in his shoe, drag his tie into the litter box, or rub hair on his suit just before he goes to a big presentation.

As it is Halloween, I should speak up about that Halloween video my handlers made. I just want to make it clear that I had nothing to do with that video. In fact, while they were creating it I was busy napping in order to prepare for my quest to take over the world.