Quotable

"Scientists have discovered that 'Thinking outside the box might be facilitated by having a somewhat less intact box', which begs the question, why are people always thinking in or around boxes?
Maybe it's time we think relative to other things ... like oceans, fields, galaxies, mountains and muppets." ~ Yasha Harari

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Laughzilla the Third (2012)
The Third Volume in the Funny Stuff Cartoon Book Collection Available Now.

Book You Never Read Shoestring Theory

Shoestring Theory book title editorial cartoon and Top 10 shoe string jokes

“Shoe string theory is very convenient, except when you trip over yourself because you forgot to tie your laces.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 shoe string jokes”

10. Social Media: Shoe string theory says that all things are connected on a subatomic level. So why does anyone need Social Media?

9. Physics: Everything is connected. Everything is relative. All relatives have souls. So your soles are connected to your neighbor’s Great Aunt Methuselah, even when she’s cackling and chasing you around with her rolling pin.

8. Internet: If shoestring theory states that everything is connected, then why does my computer say it’s Not Connected to the Internet?

7. Nature: If mankind was meant to use shoestrings, why weren’t we all born with shoes on our feet?

6. Meta-Physics: An object can exist in two places at once, especially if it is tied together by a shoestring.