Can You Get Far In A Jar?

You humans have a jar fetish at your sea. Do you like having a ton of them come to be? You jar this and you jar that. They may, or may not, get knocked over by the cat.

A jar full of pickles.

A jar full of nickels.

One had worth.

Another a craving of birth?

Hey, beats me.

I'm snip snip at my sea.

That may come in a jar.

Pat didn't put it in the car.

The vet jarred it.

Isn't that some shit?

A collection of balls.

That ought to spruce up his walls.

I'll leave that for you.

Quite the view.

But I won't explore,

Instead, I'll leave ajar the door.

Did we jar the door?

Damn, what a chore.

That has to be a big jar.

Maybe as big as a car.

Or did it turn?

You know, a spell kinda reburn.

Turned the door into a jar.

I guess it is a step above tar.

Jar some tar.

Maybe a tar bar.

The newest best thing.

No longer will the kit kat people sing.

Tar will get stuck.

They'll go what the fluck.

Then that can't share.

No breaks to spare.

I just closed the door,

But it's ajar forever more.

Ajar just for you.

But it is closed in view.

A door in a jar.

An ajar door of a car.

Maybe balls in a jar isn't so bad.

That vet just better steal them from another pad.

Ever notice that? Ajar or a jar where it is at? Do closed doors still work as ajar? Did the cat think about this waaaay too far? Do you have tons of jars at your sea? The cat has knocked a few over on a running spree. They can bust rather fast. We aren't part of the jar cast. But we'll leave the jar ajar for you out on the grass. If it is closed, it could still be a jar filled with cat poop from my little rhyming ass.

"Ajar" is defined as ""slightly open, neither open nor shut." Oh, really? Just because a door isn't opened wide enough for, say, a person to enter or exit through it, that doesn't mean it's not open! If it's only slightly open... it's open! It's like being a little bit pregnant. You either are pregnant, or you're not. Those in charge of this ever-changing collection of f**-ups we call the English Language have been scatter-brained and inconsistent since the language was first bastardized from Latin, German, and any number of other roots.

Our cat knocked over our TV on a running spree. Flat screen. Broken. Thankfully we had gift cards galore and got another for free. She's going to get coal instead of kitty treats in her cute little Christmas stocking this year!

I hate it when cupboard doors are left slightly ajarwhy not just close them? I find that quite bizarre.As for nuts in a jar? I watch Dr. Pol-The vetHe often cuts off the balls off bulls he just met.The people will take these balls and bar-b-q themDr. Pol says they taste great, they jar the balls..ahemYup they do and all seem to like these bull ballsthey can keep 'em in the jars and behind walls

Post a Comment

Follow Pat Hatt Time

Popular Posts

The cat does not know what has magically occurred as of late but many weirdos people seem to be finding me at an alarming rate. I don't mean all of you so "don't have a fit" which was typed by someone that came to view. That's right! We are once again going to shed some light on who the search engines send my way. Some seem to have serial killer tendencies at play.

Those Looking For a Deal on a Meal
"fried squirrel photo"

Well Brian did say they tasted like chicken a while back. I guess many agree with his comment whack. This person most have wanted to see if they were doing it right before they took a bite.

"cat tail hamburger"

Really? Who the heck would take a cat tail and set sail, sticking it between a bun. A tail-less cat would just be no fun. If this becomes a trend something will have to be done. Can you imagine grocery stores selling cat tails by the ton?

The cat heard this here and there and Fundy Blue gave it a go at her lair. Just proves that many humans are truly dumb. Or maybe just naive with their head up their bum. Or both could be the case. Would they call that umm what rhymes with spit on their face?

The virus is killing.
It sure isn't thrilling.
But just the sick and old.
They don't need to be in the fold.
Dead weight will be gone.
Who cares about their spawn.
They are no longer needed.
Just make sure their wills are deeded.
But let's not stop there.
Nope. There is more uselessness to spare.
The welfare bums can kick the bucket.
We don't need em, so fluck it.
Those parents gaming the system.
Let the virus go down there and twist em.
Then no more spawn will be had.
The kids can be adopted, so it ain't so bad.
Next those illegals can go.
They are so bad, you know.
Let it take em all out.
No one will give a shout.
The useless reality tv stars?
No way. We have to protect them on Mars.
They are so so so great. …

Have you gone around the world? If so, did you fall off? You know those flat earther nutballs are still a thing. If you didn't fall off would it be Squared The World? Rectangled The World? They don't have the same ring. Guess that is another one in the loss column for the flat earther crazies. Maybe they think a giant will come down and flatten the planet. You never know these days. On with the question before I give them any new ideas.

The IWSG’s focus is on our writers. Each month, from all over the globe, we are a united group sharing our insecurities, our troubles, and our pain. So, in this time when our world is in crisis with the covid-19 pandemic, our optional question this month is: how are things in your world?

Policies

Everything stated here is 100% my own opinion, which I may or may not still agree with in the future as life teaches me many a lesson.

Unless given expressed permission by myself, nothing on this site can be reproduced elsewhere. If there are any how tos or something similar posted already or in the future, you follow them at your own risk.

I do not collect or store any data from the use of blogger, aside from what I am given in the comments on occasion, which means you give me permission to use said data to contact or track you down. No links used here provide me with any commission unless otherwise stated. For blog comments please refer to Blogger and Google's privacy policies. For all links leading to other sites, please refer to their privacy policies.