One Man's thoughts, rants, and mumblings on family, life, and baseball.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Situation wouldn't stand a chance.

As I sat on my couch tonight watching "America's Funniest Home Video's" while Rakes and Trot sat next to me and cackled like raving lunatics at the sight of a grown man getting hit in the marbles with a teeter totter, the following thought occurred to me.

I am a gigantic idiot.

Because if I'd have gone ahead with my initial plan of installing 24 hour video cameras when I built this house I'd have my own show on MTV, my star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood, and these kids of mine would be making millions on their way to years of therapy.

6 comments:

Those two are NOT going to need therapy. They have more self esteem in their pinky than most kids do. They will need lots of insurance though...to pay for all the damage they'll 'accidently' be responsible for