Mike’s Trip Stats

Corner Restaurant in Kansas City, where the Porker Scramble comes with a premonition of a heart attack.

Best bowling alley fare:

Gumbo at Mid City Rock & Bowl in New Orleans. They promise it’s the best gumbo you’ll ever find at a bowling alley.

People’s homes in which I’ve stayed:

55

Most awkward moment:

Bowling in Virginia with ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend: “Yeah, things are going great for me too. I snapped, quit my job and am driving my mom’s car, hanging out in bowling alleys. Want some nachos?”

Packs of cigarettes smoked second-hand:

256, a figure not added to in the surreal, smoke-free lanes of California