Kourtney Kardashian Is Having a Girl; Fetus Already Signed to Strips in Vegas Nightclub

It was big news across the IQ scale today where people care about the intimate details of Kourtney Kardashian and her life of insipid snippets of shopping and love life obstacles. It's a girl baby for the littlest Kardashian she-bot. Which means decades more of femme-pimping by Kris Jenner. Expect soiled diapers to be on sale on Craigslist in about six months.