If you can afford a $1.7 million Bugatti, you should be able to afford a designated driver. TMZ reports that Flo Rida was pulled over in his pricey ride for reckless driving at 3:30am last night in Miami Beach, and picked up for suspicion of DUI after failing a field sobriety test and stinking of the sauce. The sits also says he’s still in booking, and that his blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. AllHopHop also claims Flo was driving with a suspended license. If this didn’t already sound like some Hangover II-style adventure (he did rap over the credits), Flo Rida is currently scheduled to perform in Bangkok this weekend, though it’s unclear whether he’ll still be able to make the engagement.

Check out a shot of Flo and his ride taken last week in the gallery below.

Next time, maybe he should say “Do you know that song that goes ‘low low low low…’” instead of “Do you know who I am?” The New York Daily News says that Flo Rida couldn’t get into Hudson Terrance this weekend, and wasn’t too happy about it. The “Right Round” rapper showed up at the Hell’s Kitchen hotspot with about fifteen people around 1am Saturday, only to be denied entry when most of the group refused to show identification. Flo allegedly dropped the standard “do you know who I am?” before leaving, though we’re guessing the bouncer didn’t respond with “yes, you’re a grown man named Flo”…considering no one was arrested.

With Flo’s last album Only One Flo (Part 1) failing to make the Top 100 and his hit singles guaranteed to “feature” someone else on the hook, it doesn’t seem like Flo will get any more immediately recognizable in the future unless he signs up for a reality TV show (it’s not like his unique personality comes through in the tunes). Sorry, dude—the club can’t handle the threat of underage drinking violations!

Tom Cruise dancing to Flo Rida‘s “Low” was a highlight of last year’s Tropic Thunder. Deserving of an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor? Probably not. Still, it was a well-choreographed piece of humor and we never thought we’d see a spoof routine that would come close to touching it. We were wrong. The kid in this video goes head-to-head with Cruise, and he has all the right moves. Dancing With the Stars contestants: take notes!