Want This Monster 8,000-Calorie Breakfast? Sign a Waiver, First.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And it could be the most gut-busting.

Britain's Corner Cafe is now offering a gargantuan breakfast featuring 59 -- that's almost five dozen! -- different items:

You’ll have to take down six of each of the following: bacon rashers, eggs, sausages, black pudding and hash browns.

You also get two three-egg omelettes (one’s never enough), four portions each of fried potatoes and fried mushrooms, four onion rings, four slices of toast, two slices of fried toast, two portions of stewed tomatoes, two portions of baked beans, and the essential half a grilled tomato."

You have to sign a waiver before you dig in and are given one hour to complete the meal, which costs a surprisingly reasonable $23. The sense of shame afterward is presumably on the house.

Anyone who dares to complete the breakfast also gets a milkshake or an energy drink to help wash it down. You must also be over 18, can't share and have to stop the second you feel sick, which we imagine happens as soon as you see the tray coming in your direction. So far, five people have tried and all have failed.