Don't be such a smartass ^^
Yeah right, the Super Mario Games were the coolest thing ever...except for the aim of the game: Rescuing this fucking stupid bitch of a princess! What did she ever do for Mario?! She didn't even ever make out with him! If I was him, I would've said: "Bitch, kiss my hairy ass!" ^^

Don't be such a smartass ^^
Yeah right, the Super Mario Games were the coolest thing ever...except for the aim of the game: Rescuing this fucking stupid bitch of a princess! What did she ever do for Mario?! She didn't even ever make out with him! If I was him, I would've said: "Bitch, kiss my hairy ass!" ^^

Well as I said, Super Mario was the shit back then. But if you are looking at it today... you think WTF? An Italo-American plumber who is powering up with muhrooms and fireflowers (of course no connection to drugs )...and the enemies are some small walking mushrooms called goombas, Turtles called Koopas, Flying Bullets "Bullet Bill" and so on.... well the Princess actually "made out" with mario...she gave him a kiss on his cheek.

Well as I said, Super Mario was the shit back then. But if you are looking at it today... you think WTF? An Italo-American plumber who is powering up with muhrooms and fireflowers (of course no connection to drugs )...and the enemies are some small walking mushrooms called goombas, Turtles called Koopas, Flying Bullets "Bullet Bill" and so on.... well the Princess actually "made out" with mario...she gave him a kiss on his cheek.

A kiss on the cheek?! C'mon, thats lame!
But you're right, the current video games don't appeal to me anymore. In fact, they make me want to puke ^^
By the way, your English is quite nice! How come?