"Caprine patient presented to ER following dietary indescretion. Owner reports damage to holiday trimmings, usually kept in attic. X-ray showed evidence of six holidays (Christmas, Valentine's, Chinese New Year (note the dragon-shaped tassel in the sigmoid), Mardi Gras, Passover and Easter). St Patrick's Day was not represented, to the stated surprise of the owner.

"Patient's stomach was pumped and bowel evacuated. Contents were displayed for education purposes.