Month Selection

What's On in Glasgow in September

Monday Night Improv

Monday Night Improv

Monday 2nd September 2019

Have your Comedy mind blown your mind in this fast, frantic totally improvised two hour comedy show based totally on your suggestions. Join our regular squad of amazing comics and hosts including Stu & Garry, Will Naameh aka MC Hammersmith, Billy Kirkwood and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience throws at them. Unscripted, Unrehearsed anything can happen and all for a BARGAIN £3 For regular info, videos and special offers - check out the shows Facebook page

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Red Raw

Red Raw

Tuesday 3rd September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show. It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Comedian Rap Battles

Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 4th September 2019

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits. The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some of the most respected comedians on the block, including Mark Watson, Carl Donnelly and Daniel Sloss. 'The Wee Man and Ro Campbell have invented one of the most exciting late-night formats since Set List with their Rap Battles...thrilling and funny...could end in a murder.' ***** The Skinny Please note: This show has limited unreserved seating with additional standing room. View previous Rap Battles here .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Red Raw

Red Raw

Tuesday 10th September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show. It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

BBC Comedy Presents

BBC Comedy Presents

Wednesday 11th September 2019

Join BBC Comedy and The Stand for a night of brand new comedy. 'Want to see some brand spanking new comedy talent? Yes? That’s good!' See the start of some new stand-up material and comedy shows that are in development and be part of comedy history in the making. Grab your tickets and have your say…..bring your funny friends to see funny in the making! Fancy performing in future? Got a great idea for a comedy script and fancy having your material performed in front of an audience? Maybe you have a sketch show up your sleeve or a funny character you want to develop? If you want to have your material read by us and have the chance for it to be performed at The Stand (and maybe even make its way on to telly!) then get in touch! scotlandcomedy@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Red Raw

Red Raw

Tuesday 17th September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show. It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Red Raw

Red Raw

Tuesday 24th September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show. It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.