Watch This Cat Throw Serious Shade At Your Fancy Craft Coffee

Ray the cat is not impressed.

Andrew Barell

Jul 21, 2015

When you're walking down that tree-lined block in the hipster-most corner of Brooklyn, look up at the third industrial loft on the right. That's Ray, sitting in the window. Watching. Thinking. Silently judging you.

Ray lives with Alyssa, a 27-year-old who just bought an effing ridiculous pour-over coffee contraption. Ray can't even with this thing—so much glass to break, little strings to be bitten. Ray needs Alyssa to find a new hobby, something that involves more sleeping all day, jumping in boxes or knocking things off the counter.

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Ray loves Alyssa. But her penchant for trendy crap—like this stupid coffee gadget—makes Ray want to take a long nap. Because Ray just don't care.