Lol fear every toilet for i have a new past time. Whats your preference? mustard, ketchup or a warm packet of mayo?
I got soy sauce duck sauce and sweet and sour.
Shall it be jelly or jam?
Want me to aim left or aim right?
Edit: Hotsauce???!!? Thanks guy.

My favorite SS hiring process story of all time. Guy goes for the lie detector test and is asked about the worst thing he ever did. He proceeds to confuse to a war crime and narcs on his brothers at the same time to land the job. Long story short some of them ended up doing sometime.

I doubt he was talking about some washed up NFL QB. I'm almost certain he was talking about the sailors who decided to protest in uniform and or on base this past year. Remember one of them was stationed here in Hawaii

Hell yeah! BZ Admiral. It's not about the Constitution, freedom(s), Govt. oppression/control, legality, or any other excuse, and that's all it is, people making excuses for everything under the sun now a days. It's about having values and morals and traits like honor, integrity, and respect which far too few people have these days.

Hey any game that involves playing with balls, wearing tight pants, and tackling and scoring with other men, of course Navy dominates! Hell, they are probably better than the Air Force in those skills!

Well at least we didn't prop up their economy with a couple hundred billion dollars and relieve economic sanctions so they could continue to be the greatest state sponsor of terror and be free to create nuclear weapons....oh wait....

I work overnight at a hotel and I had to the cops on a guest who wanted their money back but refused to give me the change I gave them. (I refuse to count back, I worked at mcD I know this game. give me what I gave you and you get back what you gave me) and the cops had to take him to "go get change" they drove his ass to the gas station.

As a photographer, I cringe when a couple requests "cute outdoor pictures with him in uniform". However, I do take pride when I can bring a member of the military in the studio and photograph him or her in uniform.