dont let them tell you any diffrent!!!!im a good soldier!i fight not for my queen or country but for chicken,he has a wip and beats me if i dont not for kinky purposes just for the PPPAAAIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you cant touch this dadaddddada CANT TOUCH THIS DOLLY WORKIN 9 TO 5 JUST TRYIN TO MAKE A LIVING!!!!!!! WHERES MY MEDICATION??????

Oh i'm sorry. My mystical pheasant had a small case of chicken pox. Oh the irony to it all.

However, he did realease the following statement for all to read:

"Hi there. Thanks for the time it took for you to write to me. Of course I cant reply personally to each of my fans, due to the vast amount of fanmail I receive.

But rest you assured, for I really care for my fans and especially you, (INSERT NAME HERE).

That is why I will definitely not be putting your letter in the bin, sending you an automatic print off from a computer, and taking your credit card details for no apparent reason.

Oh wait, I will be taking your credit card details but this is because I need them for you to receive your free MYSTICAL PHEASANT goodie bag. Which contains dry air, wet air and a little bit of moist air too! All for just £2.50 (Postage and packaging - actual price for bag is underterminable at the moment, we'll let you know when we've taken it out of your account).

For now fans, enjoy the enjoyment you know you get to enjoy, from MYSTICAL PHEASANT co."