pirates take two for haiku it’s true

`
senior pirate
making joke at his own expense
he was sixty five
`
whatever he said
was funnier and a haiku
but lost at sea
`
a real live pirate
parrot talking upside down
in myrtle beach
`
talking to people
taking pictures with children
back to their condo
`
see no money change hands
just snapping his likeness
must be true pirate
`