BREAKING NEWS: Empire Avenue Mistreats Animal Interns

Edmonton 4:23PM CST – Rumors are now surfacing that social media startup, Empire Avenue, Inc. has engaged in the practice of employing interns from the animal kingdom. THE INFLUENCIER has learned from a confidential source that there is a feeling of general of discontent among those working within the server room over their duties and working environment. THE INFLUENCIER has learned that conditions in the server room are dispicable, noting that at least one intern has been kept in a cage.

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