"I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. I'd be like, ‘Mom drive us by the hookies!' Hookers. I called them hookies ... "But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself."—Kirsten Dunst, on walking around New York City. Girlfriend, you're in your twenties! You better be walking down the street by yourself. [I'm Not Obsessed]

A photog filed a police report against Halle Berry's beau Olivier Martinez, who might have gotten a little surly and also maybe backed into the photog's car? Whoopsie. [E Online]

OMG there are SO MANY Kardashians! You have to be some kind of multi-tasking genius to keep up with them, let alone be them. [NY Times]

Helen Mirren used to want to be Brigitte Bardot. "But I was just a small and plump English girl with spots. Then I had a French boyfriend called Jean-Louis with whom I'm still friends." Seems like everything worked out for her in the end. [Showbiz Spy]

Britney Spears is hooking up with all kinds of British underground beatsmiths to make her new record. [The Sun]

Ryan Phillippe and Jenna Dewan are going to be in an action/thriller/adventure/explosions movie about a diamond heist. [Just Jared]

Katy Perry wore three different outfits when she saluted the troops, including a two-piece American flag bikini thing. [Just Jared]

Dita von Teese can't figure out why people think she's such an "overtly sexual" person when she just does her burlesque thing and doesn't make sex tapes. Who are these people? Most people I know just think she's overtly fashionable/covertly sent from the 1940s. [Ask Men]

Mark Zuckerberg and the Facebooks dined on Ozzy Osbourne-themed foods as part of some bacchanalian social networking festival. Most of the food names—the Close My Black Eye Peas Forever Cakes, and the Over the Mountain Country Mashers—are just trying too damned hard. [TMZ]

The trailer's out for Mel Gibson's biopic, The Beaver. You can watch him talk to a beaver puppet. It's only slightly better than listening to him scream and yell on a phone recording. [TMZ]

Anna Wintour needed glasses to watch the new Nicole Kidman movie, Rabbit Hole. The Post is pointing this out to say ANNA WINTOUR IS OLD, which is dumb, because glasses are for kids of all ages. [NY Post]