IDIOT: I used to have these Chinese bags.ME: How do you know they were Chinese?IDIOT: I bought them in Chinatown.

You know it's Chinese if you bought it in Chinatown. Just look at all of these Chinese examples.

I don't understand why Idiots feel the need to share things like this with me. I certainly don't conduct my life initiating conversations about being Chinese. I don't find being Chinese-American to be exotic or a novel concept; I've been Chinese-American my whole life. I'm over it. I'm sorry, but the novelty has worn off.

And what exactly am I supposed to do with this information? Go tell my ancestors?

The bags turned out, in fact, to be Chinese. But I only found out after I Googled it.