Covers for "Definitely Not Porn" and "Gone Girl 2: Even Goner" elicited plenty of curious looks from riders he shared a car with, and my only regret after watching the video is that I now have to wake up every day knowing I live in a world where none of those books actually exist.

Thankfully, Rogowsky is back with Akilah Hughes to ease my (and everyone else's) pain with a follow up to the previous video featuring an entirely new library of books that will never be written -- like Al Roker's "Everyone Sharts."

In addition to the incredulous and confused expressions featured heavily in the first installment, titles like "Tinder Training Your Toddler" inspired a few people to take out their phones and take creep-shots from across the car, which is practically a badge of honor for anyone trying to prank people on the subway in NYC.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pitch the "Unsightly Genital Rashes" coloring book to actual publishers. I heard those are all the rage right now.