My wife and I are sharing her car while mine is in the shop for fancy new brakes and unexpected bonus fancy new 335is clutch. I got to take the car to work today, so of course I had to park it next to this stupid Crosstrek to show how stupid it is.

When we were shopping for her car, my wife’s reaction to the Crosstrek was, “why does that one have all that ugly extra black plastic crap stuck on it?” My wife is smart.