Fortune Teller (Neville) Went to the fortune teller To have my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head Siad she'd take a look at my palm She said "Son, you feel kinda warm" And she looked into her crystal ball Said "You're in love" Said it could not be so Not with all the girls I know She said when the next one arrives Looking into her eyes I left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered That the fortune teller told me a lie I hurried back down to that woman As mad as I could be I told her I didn't see nobody Why'd she make a fool out of me Then something struck me As if it came from up above While looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy fellow Well I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we can be Now I get my fortune told for free Now I'm a happy fellow Well I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we can be And I get my fortune told for free