Friday, October 17, 2008

There you go again, thinking I am going to drag Palin or palling into this....

Gosh Darn It, you city folks!

Now that we have that nonsense out of the way, here is where the fun begins:

Our erstwhile McCain claims that every spelling mistake is an Obama perpetrated fraud. This is not at all surprising.

Not at all surprising you say?

Yeah, the way Democrats have projected Obama, he is omnipotent and omniscient (if you don't know what these words mean, well, you shouldn't read beyond this point - stuck up? you betcha!).

Thus, it is not impossible to conceive that Obama himself acted in massive voter fraud.

And so McCain did NOT abort the idea that Obama was directly involve in voter fraud. Note...did not abort - a strong tie to the party line.

Plus, this conception, or anti-abortion is very useful later.

How you say?

Well, who doesn't believe in grades? - Those that get bad ones.

Who doesn't believe in taxes? - Those that owe back taxes.

Who blames voter fraud? - Any party that loses. That means you too (and primarily you) Democrats!

So, its very useful.

Like saying, your brain is the reason why you are obese..."It's not you, it's me, I mean your brain, but wait, I don't exist...Ah! It hurts"

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Anyway, first we hear the FBI is investigating ACORN.

Now we hear that the FBI is investigating those who claim that the FBI is investigating ACORN.

And I thought I had ADD!

Don't you love the fact that you don't work for the FBI?

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