Royal Hydrotherapy Bathtub-Shower

Do you waffle between taking a shower or a bath? Why settle for one or another when you can enjoy the benefits of both in this Royal Bathtub with rainwater shower head and "lunar" ceiling lamp. This is the Bentley of bathtubs, with a multi-purpose handheld showerhead, surround sound speaker system with radio, CD player and telephone options (with speakerphone, so you can continue maxin' and relaxin' hands free while chatting away), 12-jet and air bubble massage systems, and even "his" and "hers" storage shelves so you don't mix up his shaving cream with her Nair.

The only thing this tub doesn't do is scrub your back...and I'm sure they're working on that option for the update. I'm sold. Now if I can only scrounge up $2995 and a bathroom large enough to house one of these bad boys.