Aaaand…. Cut.

It’s not like he’s going off of Afghanistan or something. He’s going to the freakin’ Gulf of Mexico, for crying out loud… if anything I would be worried about Mark coming face to face with a bevy of bikini-clad double-breasted bed thrashers…

Speaking of which, check out today’s installment on Billfish, Sailfish in particular. Where would one buy a tiger-print bikini these days??