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A long time ago, I was a child. (I started out as Cathy First from Colon, Mi.) For the past several years I’ve been an adult. A lot of things went on between those two stages of life; probably no more or no less than anyone elses. My husband and I moved to “da U .P” from southern Lower Michigan several years ago (yes we were trolls at one time). We owned and operated and operate Clementz’s Northcountry Campground and Cabins just north of Newberry, Michigan until May 2015. We have grown kids and grandkids (who all live downstate). My passion is life and all that Nature has to offer us and trying to photograph it in unique ways. Our intention in life is to see all that Nature has to offer us. We hope that you will be a part of our adventures as we cruise through our lives together. Come back often!

Friday, October 14, 2011

THE CONTINUATION OF THE ALPHABET

IVORY, it’s not that I don’t like ivory, but I don’t like
the way it is/was obtained.

J IS FOR

JAZZ, I like all kinds of music, but this is not one of the
kinds that I like.

JODHPURS, I wouldn’t look good wearing them and I wouldn’t
even be seen in them!

K IS FOR

KALE, yep, there’s another food!

KIDNAPPERS AND KILLERS

L IS FOR

LLAMA SPIT

LICKETYSPLIT, I haven’t been able to move lickety-split in a
long time, so why like it??

LIMBURGER CHEESE, WHO can eat that stinking stuff?? It smells like a polecat!

LYME DISEASE, I have seen what this has done to people.

M IS FOR

MACARANA, Kind of like the music, but thought the dance was
dumb.

MAGIC, Even though I am from the Magic Capitol of the World,
I don’t like magic tricks. I don’t mind
the simple ones, but when it gets to making an elephant that is on fire disappear,
I don’t like it because I can’t figure it out and I am dumb enough to set there
and watch!

METRICS, I don’t get it; probably because it is math to me.

MOSQUITOS!!!

N IS FOR

NONE, I don’t like it
when (hold on to your ears for this double negative) “I ain’t got none’”

NUMERATOR, see F for fractions.

O IS FOR

OINK, THAT sound means that there are pigs around and if
those pigs are older than 6-8 months I really don’t want to be around
them. Bad pig experience once….

OPERA, I guess there
IS another form of “music” I don’t like…the only opera I care for is “Ava Maria”.

1 comment:

Rabies! Dang chipmunk ~ what he have to go and bite you for in the first place?? ... and I'm right there with you too on the reptiles... do they have any purpose on this earth? I'm enjoying your list:)