Thursday, March 30, 2006

Time to egest (thank you Roget).

I hate Watches. (I know, 'what don't you hate, asshole?'). Anyway, meet the Flower™ (Yes, they trademarked the name. Hilarious). I stumbled across it in the overly obnoxious Hollywood Life magazine. A call to Meyers' toll-free number, and nice lady quoted me the price of $15,700. Or, for about $15,699 less, you could eat a bag of skittles, stick your finger down your throat, throw up on your wrist, stick your cheap Timex® piece in the goo, and wait for the project to harden.

cr - Get the Olsen twins and Lindsey Lohan to make their own limited edition celebrity versions – why not, the skittles wouldn’t stay down for long anyway. Add an AIDS charity angle to it and there you go. You could triple that asking price on ebay.

The watch looks a little like something I saw on the news the other day... pet cockroaches that have crystals glued to them and you wear them on a leash and they are supposedly "living jewlery.. I swear I am not making this up! If you want the link the e-mail me