Father/son duo Paul Teutul, Sr. and Jr. are putting down their incestuous homoerotic schtick long enough to resolve a disagreement the old-fashioned tough guy way: Sr. is suing Jr. over $500,000 in stock options in their novelty clothing store, Orange County Choppers. Sr. (pictured leaning on his son's flaccid penis extension) claims he had a deal with Jr. (pictured in the awful sun glasses) in which the elder could purchase the younger's stock. But not only is the old guy suing his natural offspring, he's so aggrieved by his son's refusal to turn over control of the company that he's including it in the lawsuit and tacking on $1 million in damages. Born to be litigious?