I didn't realize seniors were a special class that needed protection from X-rated material, more so than any other person.

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Originally Posted by ChasFink

Won't somebody think of the seniors?

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Originally Posted by thorny locust

For most seniors, it's too late to protect us. We've already found out about sex.

An old man enters the confessional booth and tells the priest "Father, I'm 87 years old. Last night I went out to a bar, and met two 27 year old girls. I ended up going home with both of them and we had wild sex all night long and they were begging me for more."
The priest replies "When was your last confession?"
"Never. I'm Jewish."
"Then why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling EVERYBODY!"