Planet Asia could have been an architect or city planner in another life. His knack for investigative journalism combined with his vast knowledge of the urban scene makes him a real life GPS, before the device was even conceived. Just more examples why he’s able to bring you through the ghetto without riding ’round. Equipped with an infinite amount of medallions in his lyrical repertoire, Jason Green has the hood report for those who feel like they’re being deprived of the real.

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