Hilarious opener with the death of Nell Carter, Scott the dwarf comes in for some fun, discussion of the Sexual harassment video, Don and Mike leave a message for an ad agency that published an ad for Eagles memorabilia after they lost the NFC championship game, Don calls his brother Jim about his desire to purchase a jaguar. "Guess the whoopee". Mike Ochsbig and Mike Litoris make a call to find the best tailgaters around the country.