Archaeologists to open 2,000-year-old sarcophagus, Twitter isn't having it

ALEXANDRIA, Egypt. -- A rare find unearthed by Egyptian archaeologists is set to be opened for inspection and examination after 2,000 years. Archaeologists are excited about the discovery but Twitter users are concerned a curse will be unleashed.

Look, I realize that by saying this I am dooming myself to be among the first victims of whatever ancient beast emerges from it, but I don't buy the idea that there's anything in that sarcophagus other than a very old mummy. OF COURSE they should open it.