go big or go home

SHOCKER! Rick Santorum Endorses Barack Obama!

Looks like we’re getting to the shirty, snitty, smegma-lipped-pout phase of the GOP primaries. Rick Santorum would like to take Mitt Romney’s toys and go home!

“You win by giving people the opportunity to see a different vision for our country, not someone who’s just going to be a little different than the person in there,” said Santorum. “If you’re going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk with what may be the etch a sketch candidate of the future.” Watch Rick Santorum endorse Barack Obama, after the jump!

If he really believes in Be LOTS Different Or No Different At All, I hope his kids listen, learn, and start stocking up on BDSM subscriptions, updating passports, with 1 or more of 'em ultimately to bring home a shotgun-eloped spouse from overseas, of spooky lineage like Sephardic Jooish or Bengalese.

Biff

And possibly same-sex. You want to see heads explode, right?

edgydrifter

Rick's real Secret Service codename is "Shit-fer-brains."

JustPixelz

Now that MicheleRick PerryHerman Sarah Palin™ isn't using it.

Beowoof

Shit is feeling insulted at this connotation.

paris biltong

Hey, you gotta feel for that guy, opinions are a bitch, aren't they?

GreatChristiano

Prolly just one of his interMITTent lapses of consciousness…

GOPCrusher

Seriously, the man is just trying to bring Xtian Sharia Law to America.
What could possibly go wrong with that?

The one thing Rick ever said that made sense, and you folks are all over him…..think of the billion dollars Mitt will waste on this election, that could be buying Cuba Libres for Wonketteers….JUST GIVE UP NOW, RNC!… ;….P.S. Is that pouty little girl in the Santorum picture the same big pouty girl that stands behind him in this year's concession speeches?…

James Michael Curley

Yea

GreatChristiano

Darn him! I recently changed my party affiliation, only to learn this?

The Goopers I monitor for "general repug feelings" (NOT thoughts, mind you, FEELings) are posting "the Truth about Romney" vids and sites. These are NOT vids or sites that encourage insightful intelligent curiosity, but it does screw with his Mittness (There's a great day a-coming, cause I was drunk…JBuffett) This may be the funnest time to live amongst the mo'rons evah.

prommie

I was God's Own Drunk and a fearless man.

FakaktaSouth

Now we just need a bear to come and make Mitt disappear.

prommie

I'm just gonna take a slash.

Callyson

"You win by giving people a choice"
OK, America…
Do you want the leader who got bin Laden and who got this economy finally to turn around despite endless efforts on the part of the "loyal opposition" to subvert him. or do you want to return to a candidate who will endorse the very policies that got us into this mess that has taken so long to clean up in the first place?

prommie

According to reports, Santorum is going to give up on beating Obama in an election, and instead is going to lead a "second amendment" challenge to the President.

GOPCrusher

WITH VOTES!

SayItWithWookies

Santorum's lunacy, unfortunate as it may be for the GOP, makes sense. If you spend four years painting the current president as a radical socialist apologizing dijon-eating secret Muslim, of course you would want to be very different from him.

It's just that some voters might conclude that if being radically different from Obama for its own sake ends up with insane theocracy, then maybe the whole Republican smear campaign is a baldfaced lie. Smear or Santorum, people — it's your choice.

nirrti_rachelle

Santorum and Obama, get a room!

ttommyunger

Ricky endorses Barry, Mittens is for the Republican Party after he was against it. Wow, good thing that clip of Newt was at the end; at least he's still the repulsive shit-stain he's always been.

Eve8Apples

Barry phoned Santorum, sang a few bars of "Let's Stay Together" and invited him to Camp David for a private "beer summit."

SorosBot

It's kind of a given on any man that feels the need to control women's uteri.

C_R_Eature

All right now: a headline here pairing Rick Santorum with the Shocker is just gratuitously Cruel.
To us.

Biff

Is that one in the pink, or two?

C_R_Eature

All None of them, Katie.

Redhead

Somehow, Mr. President-Etch-A-Sketch just STILL sounds catchier than Mr. President-Frothy-Lube-and-Fecal-Matter.

You just know that Santorum's inner voice is telling him to just let loose and say "Vote for me or vote for the n*gger."

owhatever

Former Senator Santorum's spokesperson explained that the senator meant if an Etch-a-Sketch is running for President, then what's the point of electing it, because it is not a real person, like he himself. The spokesperson's spokesperson then explained that the spokesperson misspoked and that the former Senator is indeed a real person. By the time they furnished photographs to prove that, another news cycle had passed and no one cared, except Fox, which blamed Obama.

smitallica

Well, even a stopped clock is still a homophobic, misogynist dinosaur with no fucking chance of winning. Wait, I did that wrong.

retarded_baboon

"smegma-lipped"

Ugh. Should have known better than to read Wonkette while eating lunch. Especially yogurt.

Switching from snark mode to speculation mode for a second here. Let's assume for a second here that Li'l Ricky actually has a clue what he's doing, which is a stretcher, I'll admit. If so, perhaps he's getting ready, setting the table, marking out the trail so to speak, for a 3rd party run. The Christian Party.