So old, there's no opening screen! Welcome to The Underground, this episode's all about....The Faculty!!!

Not Robert A. Heinlein, not Jack Finney....But instead....Robert Rodriguez!?

We begin on Batman Day, serving up our return from our Month of Silence for our fallen comrade Jeff Crane.

So we have 90's Shiny Hair, Robert Patrick's pretty wicked Career [Bob-Pat], Pregnancy Laser Firing Neck Moles, Billy's commonality with Josh Hartnett's style in shirts, Convincing Ben to actually go see Alien, The Poon-Tang Boomerang (Steel Panther-style), and just how much do alien symbiotes control their hosts'?