"We're a small shop in Paynesville, Minnesota. We call ourselves Zap Cycle, but officially the retail store is called 'Zap Leather and Cycle.' We're a very small shop; I'm not a dealer, but we service Ducati, so sell a few. I rode this one all summer... Anyway, thanks for watching. Check out our Facebook and website."

So, there's another way to get eyeballs to look at your ad. Plastic mannequins don't need to conform to actual human anatomy, don't get overtime, and don't have to sign modeling releases.