Excerpt from Kardashian Radio Logs
*static* Hobbit actual to Mother Troll.
Go ahead Hobbit, this is Mother Troll.
Billy Goats Gruff have been successful, say again, the Billy Goats have been successful. Ass power is climbing to to 3%, all systems nominal.
*static* Roger that Hobbit Actual, you are cleared for test firing, say again you are go for test.

It was in that moment, that a small, unknown flight in Malaysia disappeared from radar.

She must have a poor soul following her around with a garbage can to catch the discharge, like the guys behind the elephants at the circus.
Hopefully, the cursed tasked with clean-up wears an ankle bracelet tethered to a surfboard.