Monday, October 23, 2006

fireside chat

So I've been busy. Writing music reviews for all-star heavy metal side projects, apparently. Did somebody steal my name or is there really another **insert Red Storm's real name** out there?

User Reviews

Score: 10Date: 28-June-2001Name: ____ ________

"Corrosion of conformity, Pantera, Eyehategod and Crowbar all fused together in a blinding display of hardcore stoner at its very best. Each member brings great influence to the best album that I have ever heard. The cover says it all with a portrait of Jesus smoking a reefer. This album is predominated with Philip's pain and anger, which bleeds through the rest of the project. This album has been so successful, another is on its way. The epitome of music."

Huh.

In other news, the real reason that my entries have been sporadic at best is, well, I'm lazy. Also, I've been playing with a new band.

In case you were wondering, we look like this:

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On a separate subject, AT LAST! I am getting a new laptop. That's pretty sweet news, considering my current laptop has 1 percent of its disk space left, not to mention the battery life of a lawn dart.

About Me

I'm a footsoldier for the man with some unusual side projects. The acquisition of a husband, cat, dog, and baby is responsible for the demise of my blog. But thanks to the internet, tales of my sordid past and regretable opinions shall live on, forever! Or at least until blogspot runs out of bandwidth.