VAT Found Rummaging Berkshire on Hophead

British phenomenon of thin air may have caused the drift of the UK from the European terra firma

UK'ers have been ferociously debating the VAT though the creature has never been captured or even seen by modren man. Reports of the beastie have surfaced across the United Kingdom though descriptions vary widely. At times it is described as a griffen, a centaur and then an Italian fishmonger.

In a recent sighting, villagers in Berkshire on Hophead accuse the VAT of breaking, entering and rummaging through the belongings of village citizens and their livestock:

B on H mayor John Bull said that pitchfork armed townspersons had the VAT surrounded and were moving in for the kill when the beastie disappeared in thin air. A committee of environmentalists are exploring the British phenomenon of thin air.

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