Man Sues Spearmint Rhino Strip Club For Being ‘Coerced’ Into Spending A Third Of His Salary In Five Hours

If you go to a strip club and allow yourself to spend a third of your yearly salary, you’re a chump. I don’t care if you’re cross-eyed drunk, spending that much money just to essentially struggle through blue balls is not worth it on any level. You give those strippers an inch, they take a mile.

Just ask Gil Davis.

According to Metro, 34-year-old Gil Davis was on a bachelor party for one of his bros when he consumed more than 30 alcoholic drinks in just 12 hours, consisting mainly of beers and Jager.

Davis, a business manager from Portstewart, Northern Ireland, stumbled into the Spearmint Rhino in Bournemouth, England (apparently the Rhino is international?), where he was reportedly surrounded by a team of strippers for five hours.