Aww, poor wittle Garofalo. The UK audience must have all been suffering from Stockholm Syndrome

Of course, she pulled the old “It’s not you, it’s me”, which every woman knows clearly means It IS you; you suck, I’m awesome. It’s like the “apologies” from politicians: “I’m so sorry some people are too stupid to realize what I meant and got offended, even though I totally did mean what they thought I meant. But, they can’t *really * know that because they are dum-dums and I am super smart”

Sorry, Janeane. My fatty limbic sees right through your facade (Yes, I know what that fancy pants word means too, even though I’m a bitter, evil, “from the sticks” Conservative.)

Just as amusing was her claim that there are no “Left media outlets”? Methinks someone may want to check out her own limbic system. And check on Olbermann and Matthews; they’ll be crushed to know that their fellow provider of HE-larious “tea bag” jokes doesn’t even watch their network, apparently.

I’ve also now realized that I’m totally taking back the phrase Stockholm Syndrome and turning it into a positive. Have y’all seen the chicks in Sweden? HOT. Thus, I think we Conservative dames should take it as a huge compliment. It would serve to confuse and bamboozle Janeane even further, as she clearly doesn’t have first-hand knowledge of what it means to be an attractive woman.

In short, thanks Janeane! For all the super nice compliments and for giving me my snicker back. Much appreciated.

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me. As one poster suggested, it “couldn’t have happened to a worse person”. This “woman” represents everything I abhor about liberalism and I’m ecstatic over the fact the brits rejected her alleged comedy routine. It shows that the world hasn’t completely gone insane even if our country seems to have lost all the values we once held so dear.

It is good to see, however, that she’s been able to invest the money she saved by not buying soap and shampoo over the years into some really killer body ink, and with the $4.57 left over, pick up some new glasses at Walgreen’s.

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