Sunday, October 19, 2014

IT IMPROVES ANYTHING: After being reminded of the Greatest Movie Twist of Our Time, it's time to ask how TV shows can be improved with the addition of one simple thing: SECRET DWARF HOOKER!

Two and A Half Men--It's widely reported that the final season of the show will revolve around Alan and Walden attempting to adopt a child. Well, turns out it's not a child. It's a SECRET DWARF HOOKER (who looks oddly like Charlie Sheen).

Two Broke Girls--It's revealed that Han is actually a SECRET DWARF HOOKER. He murders all the other characters. The show ends.

Bad Judge--It turns out the child who Bad Judge has taken under her wing? Actually a SECRET DWARF HOOKER! (Also applicable to About A Boy SECRET DWARF HOOKER.)

5 comments:

I respect how much time and effort you put into this. I suspect some shows were left off only because you don't watch them! The 100 -- Obvs, one of the kids is a SECRET DWARF HOOKER who is trying to reestablish her career back on earth. How To Get Away With Murder --- Do I really even have to spell this one out? Gotham -- there's still a chance for them to implement this plotline in a completely believable (for Gotham) way. L&O: SVU -- are we sure they haven't already done this yet?

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