Weird Love News: Couple Attacks Mom Over Taco Sauce

Cops jailed a Florida man and his girlfriend on Monday after the two allegedly attacked his mother because she used his salsa and taco sauce without permission, according to police reports obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Christopher Phillips, 23, started arguing with his mom, 55-year-old Rebecca, "because Rebecca used Christopher's salsa and taco sauce on her dinner," an officer wrote.

The saucy swindle apparently enraged the man -- he allegedly put his mother in such a crushing headlock that her glasses broke.