Mom of the year…or creepiest woman alive?

Wowzas. Where do I start with this one? Here are some highlights from the article, with a few thoughts.

– I would have no problem paying for Otto to go to Amsterdam to visit a brothel if that’s what he wanted.

Niiiice.

– He says his ideal woman is television and radio presenter Fearne Cotton.

I don’t know what the hell Fearne is from, but touche, Otto. Aim for the stars and you’ll hit the moon, I always say.

– I’m on a mission to find a girlfriend. My reason is I want to have sex. I’m looking for girlfriends everywhere.

Get in line, Otto.

– Recalling previous encounters, he added: ‘There was Jackie – she was a sexy bird, she was gorgeous. She gave me four kisses. Then there was Sarah. We had a crazy snog together. It was a few months ago. I’m still waiting for her to call me back.”

4 kisses AND a snog? Giggity.

– Miss Baxter would be ‘delighted’ if Otto brought a woman back to their house for sex.