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Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Knucklehead of the Day award

Today's winner is Roderick Dewayne Lowe. He gets the award for the following.

Roderick Dewayne Lowe tried to outrun an Alexandria police officer Wednesday but wound up in handcuffs because his pants fell down around his knees, according to the police report.

The foot chase followed a high-speed car chase in the city, the report stated.

Officer Keith Mouliere said he was on routine patrol about 1 a.m. Wednesday when he passed a car headed in the opposite direction on Lee Street at a speed 10 miles per hour over the posted limit with music playing too loud.

Mouliere said, after he reversed direction and turned his blue lights on, the car speeded up, reaching 80 miles per hour.The vehicle turned from Duhon Lane to Willow Glen Street, but the driver was unable to negotiate the corner and wound up hitting a driveway post, he said.

Mouliere said the suspect exited his car and ran in front of the cruiser. Mouliere said he was unable to avoid hitting Lowe. When he went to check on the suspect, Mouliere said the man got up and ran in the direction from which he came, stopping long enough to pick up a brown leather pouch.

But the man didn't get far because " ... he fell as his trousers fell down around his knees ...," according to the report.

LOL, Mr. Lowe should remember to wear a belt or suspenders next time. Roderick Dewayne Lowe is today's Knucklehead of the Day.