Even though awards season should definitely begin when it is cold enough outside to wear a sweatshirt indoors, here we are—the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards are tonight, in the middle of September. Stephen Colbert is hosting the awards show and the Jezebel staff is hosting this liveblog. Just for fun, imagine an alternate universe where those roles are switched—a nightmare! Will this awards show be less or more awards show-y than last year? Who knows! Pour yourself a big glass of milk like that dude from Westworld and get ready to rumble.