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Top Eight Signs You’ve Joined a Bad Cult

From the home office at tjthesportsgeek.com in beautiful downtown Orangevale,Calif.

Top Eight Signs You’ve Joined a Bad Cult8. Entire cult is based on something founder heard Alex Jones say7. Their description of heaven sounds suspiciously like Wendy’s6. The name of the group is called “The Hanson Family” and they sit around listening to “MMMBop” on a continuous loop5. TV Spokesman: Scott Baio4. You’re named cult leader because you have the nicest car3. Their recruitment video is still on BetaMax2. Cult uniform consists of a poncho from a grocery store, a male romper and a pair of TOMS1. Cult motto: “Make America Great Again”