If you answered (d), that lovable ol' slutbag Oprah Winfrey, then you guessed correctly. Just in time for February's sweeps, the darker shade of media mogul broke out the big guns, interviewing sex-addicted women who've had as many as 90 partners.

One woman, Jennifer, had this to say about a recent one-night stand: "I was at a cafe, and there was a guy there that I just decided that I wanted to have. Kind of like you walk into a bakery shop and you see an eclair, and that's the one you want."

How very Freudian, young lady. I'm thinkin' between the eclair and the one-nighter in question, this chick ended up with a ton of custardy goo all over her face. Yahtzee.

Slack Link of the Day: Speaking of famous black people, Dorsey and El Cantor sent me this the other day, and I laughed so hard I forgot to post it (or something like that). It's called "Top 10 Niggas in Sports Today" and it features one helluva great chart.

Slack News of the Day: I have no idea how I missed this story, nor how everyone I know spaced, but aparently Kevin Smith is coming out with a sequel to the always-hilarious Clerks. Our friend J$ over at Velvet Sea has the scoop and the trailer -- though there's no truth to the rumor they replaced the old Dante with Ricky Gervais.

Slack Song and Video of the Day: I've got friends who absolutely worship and adore Pavement's resident genius Stephen Malkmus. So this is mainly for the Malkmus fans out there, a cool-ass video of his song Baby C'mon.

Lastly, is this Match.com listing real or not real? Ladies, get on this. You'll love a first date on the 7 train, getting batteries tossed at your skull. Hey, beats a ffirst-class skullfucking.

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C'mon Oprah, if you wanted to do a show about "sex addiction", couldn't you have found some more compelling examples of this affliction. As many as 90 sex partners? I'm in no danger of hitting that mark (I guess I'm not a sex addict), but that was basically a slow weekend for Wilt the Stilt.

Seriously, though, because I'm a man of the people, I'll ask you: Mix it up with what? According to you, I've been posting, sports, news and music -- what else is there? Backgammon? Quilting? Crapping on your mom's tits?