Here's Every Dumb Thing Your Best Girl Friend Has Ever Told You

Not only does Foti make a convincing woman nail the voice of a well-intentioned girlfriend who makes unwittingly offensive comments, but he also delivers a few laugh-out-loud lines, including one about the Westboro Baptist Church that you simply must hear.

So enjoy! And don't forget to call your fruit fly today and say that you love her, even if she does occasionally say dumb things — she's still your number one fan.