Ugh. I wanted to avoid this video, because I hate Zapruder films where people just film what's on their TV screen. I can't watch one of these without picturing some blogger sitting really close to his TV with a digital video camera, then me breaking a chair over his head.

But what do you know, it's Friday, I don't care, and nobody else got better video. So here's Erin Andrews giving a sideline report during chants of "Er-in! An-drews!" followed by Brent Musburger and Steve Lavin being fucking retarded. Lavin actually says that Andrews is a bigger rock star than the Beatles. Dude needs some hyperbole classes from Bill Walton.

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01.11.08 at 3:01 pm

Pauly

Pink Sock Star?

01.11.08 at 3:07 pm

hardawayhatesyou

Thats Melissa Stark, Pauly.

I know our esteemed leader isn't the biggest Erin fan, and that in the grand scheme of things Ms. Andrews isn't THAT hot, but I really like her. She's pretty hot and the fact that she doesn't sound like an idiot (like half of her brethren) makes blood shoot into my penile region.

01.11.08 at 3:08 pm

Tim

"When she goes to meet Hugh Hefner, I wanna go with her?" Hello? Is there some news we don't know about?

01.11.08 at 3:09 pm

Samuel L. Bronkowitz

I'd pay face value to see her 'Jump Around'.

01.11.08 at 3:09 pm

Tim

Where the hell has Melissa Stark been?

01.11.08 at 3:11 pm

Pauly

Thanks HHY. My mistake, my brain prolapsed.

Until I hear her rendition of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps", I will NOT concur.

01.11.08 at 3:16 pm

devang

Erin Andrews is my cock star.

01.11.08 at 3:17 pm

UES007

"Hi kids I'm TV's Brent Musburger"

01.11.08 at 3:17 pm

ChrisP

She looks like she's wearing a silk robe in that video. Me likey…

And I agree with what HHY said. She and Kirk Herbstreit should marry and have attractive, intelligent babies to replace all the retards currently cluttering the sports announcer/reporter ranks.

01.11.08 at 3:27 pm

Tim

ChrisP and Kirk, sittin' in a tree…

01.11.08 at 3:28 pm

UpstateUnderdog

party in my pants like a rock star and you're invited Ms.Stark.

01.11.08 at 3:28 pm

Burnsy

Melissa Stark crapped out a baby and apparently the placenta was filled with the sudden urge for journalistic credibility.

01.11.08 at 3:29 pm

Hugh B. Brown

@ChrisP: Kirk went to Ohio (Sorry, "Oohi') State and Erin to Florida. Awk-ward.

01.11.08 at 3:29 pm

winston b mcpotsworthy

@ ChrisP

That sounds frighteningly similar to what those douchetarded tennis fans said to Roddick.

Someone should just clone her fifty times and let Erin Andrews 1-50 do all the Olympic reporting.

01.11.08 at 3:31 pm

Pauly

ChrisP and Kirk, sittin' in a tree…S-I-X-T-Y-N-I-N-E-I-N-G

01.11.08 at 4:14 pm

ChrisP

Wow, you guys are sure insecure in your manhood. Losers.

01.11.08 at 4:20 pm

Enrico Pallazzo

@ Chris P, Kirk and EA reproducing to form the perfect analyst babies??? That sounds a lot like what Hitler was trying to do. Maybe Kirk and EA's will also hate Jews.

01.11.08 at 5:00 pm

rv

i read that as cock star.

01.11.08 at 6:07 pm

GetOnMyMap

…when she meets Hugh Hefner. How are these ESPN guys getting away with that shit? Any other job in the world you'd get canned or at least sent to HR for "diversity training."

01.12.08 at 11:49 am

Alex

The Hef comment was up there with Majerus' comment about hotel porn flicks.