Thursday, January 8, 2009

Monday, January 5, 2009

Haha we're all like complaining about our schools but we should actually be very thankful that we don't live in war-torn countries like Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq etc or poor over-populated countries like China where many schools don't come equipped with canteens and school bells and gyms and auditoriums and everything else we take for granted.How would you like learning your ABCs while listening to the sound of gunshots outside your classroom !?? How can anyone do calculus when they know a bomb might drop on them at any moment at all and the whole place will go up in flames and some people will have "I died doing calculus" engraved on their headstones??!

Why would they even need calculus in the first place... I think first-aid or cattle-rearing will be more beneficial to them.

I think those are gunshot holes on the wall... Someone might have died in that classroom...

This is actually pretty cool... A classroom cave! They look Chinese so I guess that's in China...

Yesss so, appreciate what you have right now and make full use of it! And be thankful that we have cars and trains and buses to take us places, not donkeys. ;)

How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.

Steps

Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.

Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.

Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.

Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!

Tips:

Classical music can make you really miserable.

Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.

Caryn and Clarian's Blog.Named Mypetrockdied.Alive since 28 April 2007.Created on a boring Saturday during the holidays.

What happened during 2007 in mypetrockdied blog?

1. Caryn and Clarian started to talk to non-living things to fulfill their boredom

2. Caryn and Clarian eventually talking to living things! Clarian talked to leaves and Caryn talked to plums!

3. During PE class, Caryn and Clarian heard the grasses screaming everytime we stepped on them and learned a valuable lesson that every small things are special.

4. Caryn and Clarian had issues about fish. They can play badminton. But most importantly, came up to the conclusion that fish are bad!!

5. During Caryn's Bday party, we were asking questions.. and when caryn asked, what do me and clarian always talk about? and... everyone said the answer as NON LIVING THINGS! Haha. we were popular on that field. [caryn and clarian talking to non living things]

6. Hah? not Huh?

7. Racist Panda pencil case of mine... still it is.. =p

8. Blur and Alert is Caryn and Clarian's friends =p

9. Spongeflip and spongeflop!

10. Confused between badminton and basketball because it starts with all b's

11. Ha game. Ha. HaHa. HaHaHa. HaHaHaHa......

12. Spongebob songs! FUN song and BEST DAY EVER song. we used to sing them all the time. lol.

13. Caryn has been obsessed about FEDERER! Still now =p

14. Shiny Cockroach!!!

15. Caryn once called Clarian Han that Clarian is a monster that eats grapes and get drunk.

19. DingDings are smart, DongDongs are stupid. DingDongs are cute and weird and strange and totally awesome! Thats why Clarian Han and Caryn Tay are DingDongs, not DingDings nor DongDongs.

20. Clarian made Caryn sleep on a wooden bed. It was very comfortable. :)

21. Peach cake! that yummy sour cream with small pieces of peaches are awesomee! :D

22. Wo Yao Chi Ni !

23. Caryn and Clarian will be a great writer in the future by making imaginative stories including those little girls, monsters, martians, stars and so on. They used to create those stories during English classes =)

24. Caryn made a new friend "fluffy" and introduced fluffy to Clarian Han. Fluffy is our best friend!

25. Paper stars!

Friends.

I like friends more than who I love and more than who I miss...I LOVEyou, my special friends. Thank you for being my precious and lovely buddies :) You people make my life the most valuable and happiest every moment!