Wednesday, June 29, 2016

The Piping Plover is a not very big bird. Smaller than a Cardinal and with colors the same shade as the sands they nest on, it would be easy for your average person to overlook them.

Of course, any good birder knows you can find birds in their appropriate habitat. In the case of the Piping Plover, just looking for the signs is a great place to start...

A few days back, Natalie and I split town. During our two-day road-trip, we had the opportunity to be official National Park Service volunteers. Seriously. Official. All we needed to do was to fill out official papers and "Voila", we're in! We had it all. Our own car, guns, badges and small helicopter were all at our disposal. We even had our own guide.

It helps when you wife's uncle is a Service employee. Dan has been at Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore for a few years now. While a large part of his job is coordinating the investigations of miles of beach to collect dead birds for botulism studies, he can break away and tackle other projects. With him as our official team leader (in large part because Natalie and I had no idea what the hell we were doing), off we went.

In the event you have just been released from a Turkish prison, the Piping Plover is a critically endangered bird. This listing is not just for Michigan, but at the Federal level, as well. Rough figures put this little bird at only between 50 and 60 nesting pairs in the entire Great Lakes
area and less than 7,000 individuals worldwide. To the best of my knowledge, that number exceeds the number of Americans who think Dan Quayle would have been a good President in 2016, but I digress.....

With a need to monitor not just nests, but the individuals in various territories, banding is key. Take this bird for example...

The official Fish and Wildlife Service band on the upper left leg does not help you identify the bird at a distance. In the hand, you have read the number, but so what, right? All the birds look the same from 30 feet away. However, the combination of the reds and greens and their specific placement lets researchers identify individuals. Green-over-red would not be the same bird as red-over-green. Given the need to track these things, all birds are banded. A non-banded bird on the Lake Michigan shoreline is a big deal.......

...which brings us to the highlight of our Plover foray.

An unbanded bird had been discovered. Good old fashioned sleuthing on the part of the Park Service allowed researchers to find the nest in a most unexpected location. Dan was able to show us this new spot with our official task being simply to determine whether or not the parents were still incubating. He swore us to secrecy as few people are aware of it. But I don't care, I'll tell you.

It was under a cage. No really. In fact, they all nest under cages. Well, lets back that up. The cage is added over the nest by staff after the nest has been located. It helps protect the incubating parents and youngsters from pesky predators like a Merlin. As you might expect, the mesh on the cage is large enough for the plovers to come and go, but too small for most predators.

To further emphasize the secrecy of this location, Natalie and I had to visit the dentist. A molar was removed only to be replaced with a fake tooth. Hidden in the tooth? A cyanide capsule. We were instructed to flip open the fake dentistry with our tongue, extract the pill, and bite down if we were taken hostage. The Park Service does not mess around.

Fortunately, the weather cooperated. The breezes from the lake were quite possibly life-saving. The region would have been an oven. Dunes and beaches act like concrete when it comes to heat. Boy, that would have been rough.

While the Plover hunt....er, bad word....expedition was certainly fun, that was not the only part of weekend. The sunset at Empire Beach was nice, but we dipped on the Green Flash.

The hike to Pyramid Point was breathtaking. That is North Manitou Island in the upper right corner. We are hundreds of feet above Lake Michigan.

In the event you are wondering, the presence of the sign cautioning patrons about the steep dunes and the two hours needed to return the bluff's top doesn't stop everybody. Per Dan, there are more emergency rescues at Sleeping Bear than there are in the Grand Canyon. People just don't take the place as seriously as they should.

In any case, we knew enough to not run down the dunes (unlike the local WDIV reporter). It is just such a bad idea. Instead we opted to try our hand at canoeing the Crystal River.

I can tell you it was amazing. The speed. The rocks. The whitewater. The bodies and smashed canoes everywhere were intimidating but we knew we could handle it. Only our skills saved us from certain death.

So, while we were gone for only two days, it really does seem like we stuffed a lot in there. It's amazing what a quick getaway can do foryou.

All positives aside, I have to plant my dig. Boone Docks in Glen Arbor. Nat and I had lunch there. While the patio was nice., three beers, buffalo wings, and mushroom caps should not cost 1.9 million dollars. Not worth it.

We went back and showed our bill to the plovers. Does he looked a little puzzled about those prices?

Yeah, we were, too. At least he has cool jewelry he could pawn to help pay the tab.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Walks in the spring, we look for birds,Natalie and I, some say we're nerds. With boots on feet, and bins in the hand, Feathered things we seek, across the land.A warm pleasant day, not so long ago,In Ohio we were, were swamp trees grow.A lodge, a beach, the park - Maumee Bay,Bird here we did, at the end of the day.On boardwalks of wood, slowly we paced,This path through the trees, the past we traced.We can say this, its sad, its even true Birds on this walk, numerically few.It really is a wonder, one might say,Why this place can be vacant, when just up the way....Crane Creek and their trail, with wonder and awe,birds dripping from trees, bugs in their maw.

The walk to ourselves, for birds we stare.Looking and listening, with patience, with care.Not much here, a lesser birder might scowl,Nat broke the silence - "Holy shit! An owl!

A box on a tree, not uncommon in the wood,They're placed as a home, for animals they're good. The Wood Duck, they use them, gone natural holes, They work well on trees, on buildings, on poles.

But its not just the duck, others may use,Squirrels can perch here, raccoons may snooze. But this owl? Seriously? Living in a box? Yeah, you bet. For the Eastern Screech, it rocks. The hole is perfect size, the box is as well,Duplicating a natural cavity, all is swell.On a chilly spring day, bright sun can be great,South facing hole, sun on his pate.

I suspect one might say "Paul, your an ass.......give the bird some space, have some class.He's delicate and vulnerable, if he flushes, he's dead...If he dies, your day is long, filled with dread..."I say, the box - look, don't blame me.Within feet of the boardwalk, it sits in the tree.Reach it I can't, at arms length it is not, But, boy, is it close, what a chance I've got.With my giant lens, the bird sitting there,We did not speak, we used every care.We soon moved on, further down the way,The owl? It never moved, in the box to stay.

Not long after, let the record show, The lodge was packed, birders on the go,The Biggest Week in Birding, hundreds on site, The owl in the box, be found, he might?Sure enough, I discover, found he was,Seen by the masses, the conversation, the buzz.The little red owl, in his box by the bay,Bringing joy to many, on a chilly May day.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

If you take a moment and troll around the Internet, photos are everywhere. Everybody has a camera nowadays be it a phone, a point-and-shoot, or a SLR.

Going hand in hand with an image, one can often find a title. Some titles are simply locations and dates. For example, LEMP 5 28 2016 could be used. That would be considered rather dry for a photo contest, though, huh? That would be more for personal cataloging.

Or, titles could be a bit narrative. For example, as I type, Herbie, our cat, is napping on the window sill. A photo of him could be titled "Nap Time", "Cat Nap", or what I am sure is an abundance of other possibilities. They could be serious, funny, punny, whimsical, or any other trait one can imagine.

So a few days ago, I was birding Lake Erie Metropark before work. In previous days, I managed to score a Prothonotary Warbler and a Whip-poor-will. Both were new for my park checklist. It now stands at 255 species.

With a bit of birding luck apparently on my side, I hoped to secure a Connecticut Warbler, a late May migrant. It would be new but it is not by accident that the bird is not checked off my list. Simply, it is a very difficult bird to secure in Wayne County. But so was the Whip-poor-will,right?

Anyhow, as I casually walked the trail, I was struck by the little maple tree leaf trying to make a go of it from the side of the tree...

A quick moment in Photoshop allowed me to turn the trunk black-and-white while the leaf stayed red.

Then it came time to name this blog post based on this image. From a writing standpoint, where could I go?

Maybe I could mention some neat-o facts about the Red Maple.

Maybe I could mention the oddity of it growing out of the trunk.

Maybe I could mention photosynthesis. It's still taking place even if the leaf isn't green.

Then I realized...."Wow, I'm stuck..." I have no title. I have no blog theme.

I have no idea.

In the end, I decided I don't have to decide. Rush has a lyric "If you choose no to decide, you still have made a choice." The fact that their vocalist sings like a constipated mosquito is not the point here. The lyric is pretty neat.