It was a cold and dank day, full of dank memes. I went to my cabinet and grabbed my chips ahoy, as I opened the package to grab the last one... It crumbled into a million bits and scattered all over the ground, never to have it's chocolaty bits touch my taste buds.

My friend's neighbor, Bill, usually decorates his garage and chases people around with a chainsaw and a pig mask. As time went on and Halloweens past, Bill got older. Last Halloween, me and my friend were going to his house hoping to see him scaring little innocent kids, but when we got there he was sitting around a fire drunk off his ass. We ended up sitting there for about 2+ hours, me, my friend and his dad, just eating candy and talking about life and how his wife has cancer. We got into some really deep conversations. Since then, I moved to Florida, so I won't be able to see Bill, but I know that he probably will just sit outside around the fire handing out candy and talking to my friend and his dad. I know that this wasn't a funny or a scary one, but it was related to Halloween, so there you go.