We’re assuming he doesn’t literally mean everything, although we have seen a few interviews with Wayne Rooney and it would suggest he’s completely hollow between the ears.

"If anything, in the last couple of games I have really enjoyed it. I feel like I am getting back to my old self from last season. I am pretty pleased with that,” he added.

Well, what do you know… maybe Tulisa does have the X Factor after all.

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The Newcastle United star went on to credit the club, fans, team-mates and manager. We bet the poor sod dressed up as the mascot or the spotty teenager selling hot-dogs outside St.James’ Park is livid not to get a mention.

After being applauded by the Toon following in their match last night, the defender said: "They are class. They always stick up for you. They are top fans."

He continued: "The manager has been really supportive. And everybody here has. I have a lot of friends in football and good people around me.”