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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Tagged! 50 random questions

JB tagged me in her evil game of survey tag. http://blackthoughts-jb.blogspot.com/2009/05/tagged-50-random-questions.html (for some reason Blogger isn't linking properly, so am just posting the full link here).

I always sucked at tag.

So here are my answers to 50 random question.....

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?Work

2. Who are you in love with?Natalie Portman. She doesn't know it yet, but she is having my babies. Oh, and Shakira. She is also having my babies.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?Nope, but I did try a bit of play-doh.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Nope.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?Today. I work at a mall.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?No.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?Yes.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?Today.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?Indeed I have. To see X-Men Origins: Wolverine with Ricardo.

10. Are you hot?I'd say devastatingly good looking.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?Tea.

12. What are you wearing right now?Shorts, shirt, and a hoodie.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?The rain does it for me. If I'm not feeling lazy, then I take it to the car wash.

14. Last food that you ate?A croissant.

15. Where were you last week at this time?Work.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?A tie.

17. When is the last time you ran?Hahaha.... me? Run?

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?Bits and pieces of the last Lakers game.

19. What is your favorite animal?Hippo.

20. Your dream vacation?Paris, France with Mariana.

21. Last person's house you were in?Mariana's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?Umm... I guess when I sprained my elbow. Or perhaps when I ran into a pole and broke my front tooth in half.

23. Have you been in love?Nah.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?Of course!

25. Last play you saw?Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?My wit and charm. ;p

27. What are your plans for tonight?Sleep.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?No clue. Been quite a while.

29. Next trip you are going to take?Who knows.... but I hope it's sooner rather than later.

30. Ever go to camp?Nope.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?Oui.

32. What do you want to know about the future?When I'll have my dream job.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?Versace Man.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?Umm.. not that I know of.

35. Where is your best friend?At her apartment.

36. How is your best friend?She;'s my favorite of all people.

37. Do you have a tan?Naturally tan, baby.

38. What are you listening to right now?"The Way You Look Tonight."

39. Do you collect anything?It used to be state quarters. But I finished that collection.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?My family.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?Never. Knock on wood.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?Of course! Always.

43. What does your last text message say?"Love you too!"

44. Do you like hot sauce?Nope.

45. Last time you took a shower?This morning.

46. Do you need to do laundry?In due time.

47. What is your heritage?Mexicano.

48. Are you someone's best friend?I'm thrilled to say that I am also my best friend's best friend.

49. Are you rich?In my mind.

50. What were you doing at 12am last night?Watching tv.

Tag. You're it!

* Ambika* Brandon* Ron

Tag rules for 50 Random Questions:

1. Name & link back to the person who tagged you

2. Answer & post the 50 random questions on your blog

3. Tag some bloggers to play along by naming them at the end of your post & by leaving them a comment on their blog letting them know that they have been selected to answer 50 Random Question

(I picked 3 people, but feel free to pick however many people you want)

Let me explain the hippo thing. They look so cute when they're swimming around; they look like they're always smiling. Plus, I like the fact that they look like gentle giants but are really the #1 killer in Africa.

Oui, je parle. I would be more than happy to put my skills to use if we all go to Paris together. Paris is definitely a place that you should go with someone else or in a group!

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