So you're in charge of heading up the group that will implement the catalyst of dynamic strategery with regards to the long-term vision of synergy relevant to cost-effective leveraging of your company's diverse resources robustly?

That was my life as an IT PM. In the early years, I kept thinking that someday I'd understand every word that was spoken in a meeting. By the time I left, I was an expert at faking it on the spot and figuring it out later.

Perhaps a flux capacitor is called for in this situation. If you can't find a handy one to actually use to relive the meeting, you could throw the "technical term" around to lead people to believe you're right on top of this whole thing.

yep...i turned the wrong corner before the holidays and before i had a chance to do a u-turn the execs yelled out my named and assigned me their work...uh-huh...when does my pay start matching the work i do under your name? man i always thought i would be a ghost writer but this is just silly... ;oP