Jennifer Aniston wants to be an action star. Sound familiar?

Currently promoting Marley & Me in Europe, Jennifer Aniston is finally setting the record straight, for real this time no foolin’, on the whole Brad and Angelina debacle. ELLE UK reports:

‘No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.’

That being said, Jennifer Aniston wants to be an action star now. Who else do I know stars in action movies? Hmm….:

Though romantic comedies are her bread and butter Jennifer tells ELLE she’d love to get more physical in a film, ‘I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles,’ she says, with a slight roll of the eyes. ‘I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! Shit-loads of fun!’

JEN: Okay, here’s the pitch: Husband and wive. Both are trained assassins, but they keep it a secret from each other – until they’re both hired to kill the other. Whoa.
PRODUCER: We did that one already. It was called Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
JEN: Right. But this time I’ll play the Angelina Jolie role. Everything else must stay exactly the same. Exactly the same!
PRODUCER: Why would we do that?
JEN: I’ll go full frontal.
PRODUCER: Sold!
JOHN MAYER: Wait. You told me I could play Brad Pitt’s part.
JEN: Hey, there’s that sound I hear when I’m not being satisfied sexually.
JOHN: Awww….

Funny :)
I think she has a grating voice, that’s not ‘sexy’ and she’s so girl next door. plus friends was so cringeworthy nd the way they dronnnnnnnnnne out their words and yap things like ‘YAH!!’ LIKE, YAH!!
Also you wouldnt get angeline jolie acting along to canned laughter

To be nice, she kindof looks like a kitten and always wears nice fabric

For someone who is ‘so over’ the divorce, Jen never misses an opportunity to talk about it. If it wasn’t for Brad and Angie, Jen would never have this much publicity. As for a bond girl, the best she could do is ‘dead girl in pool’ a.k.a Plenty O’Toole in Diamonds are Forever!

For someone who is ‘so over’ the divorce, Jen never misses an opportunity to talk about it. If it wasn’t for Brad and Angie, Jen would never have this much publicity. As for a bond girl, the best she could do is ‘dead girl in pool’ a.k.a Plenty O’Toole in Diamonds are Forever!

Brad Pitt upgraded in my opinion!!!! Jennifer is plain, boring and dull!! She is probably like a dead fish in bed! She better keep doing those shitty movies, she will never be anything other than a second rate actress who looks like a tranny!

She’s awesome, I mean, at her age, she’s still attractive to many people! you don’t know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallmingle Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she’s like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)