Eating

This is not a joke. Major League Eating: The Game exists. I’ve played it. It’s not some hoax or something made up. As Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut have proven, competitive eating is a sport.

And like every sport (even some imagined ones), it needs to have a video game. Enter Mastiff, the game developer that brought you Dr. Soduku brings a title based on gluttony to the table, and for the most part, it ain’t half bad.

The graphics are cartoony and the stars of the sport are rendered pretty well. You can spot some of the more flamboyant competitors like Tim Janus. Some of the stars like Takeru Kobayashi are immediately recognizable with the signature headband. But what about my boy Joey Chestnut? He looks like some regular Joe off the street.