Friday Caption Fun, Round 84

Normally I would talk a little about this weekend’s double experience playlist of choice (it’s Maption Sack if you were curious) but this week I’d like to share something very special with you. Last Friday Louis Wu saw innuendo in the screenshot we were captioning when I didn’t see anything even remotely inappropriate. I have never, ever been so proud of him as I was in that very moment. Louis Wu, I dedicate these responses from last week to you!

“I was confused as to why it was getting bigger and bigger…. and then it hit me.” (augustelc)

Well, at least we know how that one ended! That means we can move on to providing quips for yet another entertaining image. We switched things up in the introduction, and we’ll continue that trend and change things up at the end too. Today, in place of a Halo 3 screenshot, let’s use a picture snapped at a recent Bungie Team Meeting instead. Hi-yo, captioning, away!

“Thank you everyone for coming to this meeting on such short notice. Now, I’d like to address the prankster who thought it was funny to put a dildo, a stick of butter, and a picture of Bill Gates in my top desk drawer and tell security I had a gun in there. Thanks, security won’t even look me in the eyes when I walk in anymore.”

Right after the annual Pentathalon, Bungie has a lesser know competition simply known as “Man Couch”. Its basically a timed event to see how many men can be crammed onto a single couch, all the while its being commentated by the boss.

“So first I’d like to talk about some breakroom issues: Firstly, whoever is putting coffee into the coffee maker, it’s now broken, I hope you’re happy, I told you guys there’s no such thing as ‘double coffee’. And the drinking on the job thing, it’s gotta stop. Do you guys even remember ODST?”

Oh no… its not a halo screen shot. if Crazy A 64 shows up wearing black and carrying a backpack, try to look inconspicuous and leave the building as soon as possible. We all know he hates it when Angel changes his routine without telling him

“many Bothans died to bring us this information…. General Ackbar. As you can see, the Activision headquarters weapons are not yet fully functional, but it has a strong defense, a shield emitted by the near by forest moon of Endor “