Here’s Your Alabama vs. Texas A&M Drinking Game For Saturday

The college football game of the week/year is here. Let’s drink some beer.

Here’s what you need to know:

Alabama is playing Texas A&M. The game is being played in College Station, Texas. Johnny “Football” Manziel, that horrible person you’ve been hearing about, is the Aggies’ quarterback.

You should watch the game. It’s on at 3:30 pm ET on CBS.

Because Johnny Football likes alcohol, you should honor him and drink some during the game. Here is a game you can play.

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1.If the game is described as a "tossup," or Alabama is described as "underdogs..." Finish your drink. The Tide are 7.5-point favorites, even on the road.

2.When the announcers mention the word "preparation," referring to Nick Saban... Take two sips, one for each week that Saban had to prepare.

3.When Nick Saban looks in danger of having a heart attack... Take a big swig.
This isn't funny to joke about, it's genuine concern. Take a sip whenever you think he's going to have a heart attack. It's a judgment call depending on how drunk you want to get. Vein-popping, stomping and stabbing players are all likely sips.

4.When the words "drinking," "partying," "beer" or "frat" are mentioned... Take three sips, in honor of Johnny.

6.When the camera pans to A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, Katherine Webb... Take two sips. Don't go too crazy. We want you alive so you can continue to read SportsGrid.

7.If Manti Te'o is mentioned... Finish your drink. And then chug another. This rule also applies for Tebow, but that's a bit more of a longshot.

8.If Manziel and McCarron's "friendship" is mentioned... Drink for five seconds, for your best buds.

9.If the words "autograph" or "signed/signing/signature" are mentioned... Chug one-half of your drink, in honor of Johnny being suspended for one half of one game. In this analogy, a full drink is a full game.
(But, Johnny Autograph? Really, T-shirt makers? Johnny Hancock. Johnny F-ing Hancock.)

10.When a non-SEC school is mentioned... Finish your drink.

11.When there is a commercial break... Drink for five seconds.
(We're tryna feel good, right?)