"she has the best TO DO lists: they consist of 1) call in sick 2) learn nicki minaj lyrics 3) eat a sandwich 4) take a nap...."

" why would we need a dog when we have Krissa, shes little, nervous, makes noises, and shakes a lot. she comes over when shes hungry and usually lets me know when she has to go to the bathroom" - jordan el saden

how i feel about high waisted pants? id have to be high and wasted....