Man Shot for Being Bad at Sex

58-Year-old Sadie Bell shot her boyfriend in the stomach after an altercation erupted regarding his sexual performance. According to Sadie, his performance was unsatisfactory.To add insult to injury, Sadie accused her boyfriend of cheating on her, because she claims he didn’t produce enough semen during orgasm.

Just to clarify, not only did the man, Edward Lee, get dumped, but he was also shot, thrown into the public eye through this news story, and will forever be known as the man who didn’t bust a big enough nut.