15. Completely forget that coconuts and pomegranates are a third of the price if you went to Asda instead.

Pomegranates and Coconuts at Hull Fair

16. Be dismayed when you see the same stuff, but cheaper, further along the street, even though you knew it would be.

17. Decide not to get the fair buses and instead take the mile and a quarter hike from the station over the flyover in the cold October drizzle, against a tide of parents pushing prams with massive Spongebob balloons tethered to them.