"Too late! Oh wait, which way did you mean that?" I love you, Jenna. Plus 2.

- The protests to the switch-screen after TJ says he thinks he got Angie pregnant... perfection. Plus 5.

- Liz is "a frequent leaver of drunk messages" Plus 4 for the callback to "Episode 210" and her night of drunken co-op board calls.

- "I've lemoned this situation with Nancy!" Yay, new 30 Rock word!

Lemon (v.): to mess up irrevocably. Plus 5.

- James Franco kinda weirds me out. At first this was going to be a minus, but I realized he's supposed to weird me out. So plus 2.

- Liz's cousin is hot. Plus 4, because we ladies (ok, we teens. I guess he's kind of young for most viewers) haven't had such eye candy on 30 Rock since Jon Hamm left.

- "Nope, that's a serial killer, just get a cab." Living in NY allows people to say that so matter-of-fact-ly. Plus 1.

- Jonathan vs. Kenneth. I sense some very comedic potential in this possible rivalry. Plus 2.

- Kenneth vs. Computer. An even more epic rivalry. Plus 4.

- Poor Jenna. She is just a walking tragedy, isn't she? No points, just pity.

- Liz has a cardigan with "fuzzy buttons" that she's "afraid to wear." Which makes sense because I'm afraid to see it. BOOM! Roasted. Plus 2.

- "Sir, I don't mean to swear, but I am irritated right now." Kenneth, I love you. Plus 3.

- I'm not a fan of Nancy, but I am a fan of how lovesick Jack is. So sweet! Plus 6.

- Someone needs to make some more official rules for the "Today Show Drinking Game." It sounds fun! Plus 4.

- I swear to God, right before Liz asked Jenna "Why are you wearing a man's shirt and no pants?" I thought, "Why is Jenna wearing a Liz-like shirt?" She does wear a lot of plaid... plus 2.

- Kenneth is seen drinking a juice box. Plus 1.

- The code spells Klaus!! Did not see that one coming. Seriously, good twist! Plus 3.

- "You should buy a leather jacket!" The enthusiasm with which Kenneth says this sentence is overwhelming and perfectly Kenneth. Plus 2.

- "You're being such a non-pillow right now!" = my new favorite insult. Plus 3.

- When Jack's on the call, Kenneth takes Cerie's hand, a la the same way he did with Jonathan earlier on. Cerie doesn't take her hand away right away! Is anyone else a Cenneth/Kerie shipper? They'd be so cute together... plus 3.

- Oh Liz Lemon. You never fail to amaze me with your ridiculousness. Question: Is having a three-way with a celebrity and a pillow an all-time low or all-time high? Either way, plus 5.

Total: 66

Faker than Jenna and James's relationship:

- That Blossom reference went right over my head so minus 1.

- On New Years Jonathan met his birth parents... I kind of want to feel bad because Jack doesn't care about poor Jonathan... but I don't really care either. Minus 2.

- Kumiko reminds me of my Wii nemesis, Fumiko. Have you ever played tennis against her? That Mii is a b*tch. Minus 1.

- Liz's hot cousin only served to remind me that all hot guys are gay... minus 3.

- Did Kenneth really step through that coat hanger? That must've been fake... right? Minus 2.

- "And it gets even better. I just had a burrito." Surprisingly, I didn't find this random TJ quip funny. It wasn't ridiculous enough. Minus 2.

- Liz's mom-esque speech to Randy reminds me... what happened to the whole adoption plot line? That was dropped like Ugly Betty. (That's both a dig at UB's plot holes and it's recent cancellation. Which I'm sad about, but I couldn't resist the joke.) Minus 5.

Total: 41

This was, no contest, a very real, very funny episode of 30 Rock. The next recap should be up in a day or two!