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Big (Stone) is moving to Los Angeles and he’s convinced Carrie (Paige) to join him. Devastated at the thought of her leaving, Carrie’s three best friends, Charlotte (Starr), Samantha (Andrews) and Miranda (Voss) soon formulate a strategy to keep her in New York. At the core of this parody there lurks a heart – one that stays true to its source material. A parting shot in which Carrie’s three friends offer her their support regardless of where she chooses to live, against their better judgement, speaks to the kind of chemistry and writing that kept the show going for six seasons and two movies. Beyond all the pomp and sex talk, the show was really about four women who loved each other deeply and this parody (unlike all the others) understands that. Lee Roy Meyers and his writing partner, Bensen Herst, absolutely get it right.

Christ, they get so many specifics right I don’t even know where to start. The wardrobe, the music, the characterizations, the dialogue (heavy with fashion and pop-culture references); it’s all consistent with the original HBO series. Even some of the actors, namely Kayla Paige, are dead ringers for the show’s stars. Paige’s more-than-passing resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker is actually a little disconcerting considering that one is hot and the other is not. Not sure how that works? Paige acts the pants off just about everybody in the cast. I had no idea she had talents beyond the bedroom. Zoe Voss does a good turn as Miranda (she looks more like Alyson “band camp” Hannigan than Cynthia Nixon but that’s neither here nor there) while Bobbi Starr is perfectly cast as the neurotic Charlotte. Yes, Bobbi essentially plays herself only with a dash of giddy, naivety. In the weirdest casting choice that strangely works, Brittany Andrews plays the older, more experienced Samantha. She wouldn’t have been my first choice but upon examination, it’s rather brilliant. Andrews has been in the industry longer than just about anyone else in the cast (Since 95), and she brings a certain amount of gravitas to her part. When she waxes on about sex, we have a sense that she knows what she’s talking about because, well, she does. Ironically, Andrews in a brown wig would be a near carbon copy of the real Kristin Davis. Overall, the casting is impressive and everyone of these gals show that they can act just as well, if not better, than their Hollywood counterparts. Okay, maybe I’m reaching, but I guess I’m just trying to emphasize how impressed I was.

Kayla’s voice-over narration is another clever take from the show, even when it’s referencing 20 year old movies, taking shots at other porn stars (Randy Spears) or making political statements. A sequence in which Charlotte thoroughly emasculates her man (Long) before giving up her ass to him is hilarious, as is another in which Miranda and her boyfriend invite another woman into their bed. It doesn’t take long for Miranda’s other half to realize that he’s not wanted there.

The opening tussle between Big (Stone) and Carrie (Paige) is filled with the kind of energy and passion to make me almost forget that it’s Stone I’m watching. The lighting is perfect, capturing Kayla’s gorgeous body and shaved, smooth pussy. Even those fake grapefruits of hers weren’t a problem. Every inch of the bed gets used as these two shuffle and screw in a multitde of positions. Stone unloads into her mouth.

Bobbi Starr looks stunning here taking on Ralph Long (sporting a shaved dome). This scene is really well written and comical. Long is not a great actor by any stretch but he surprised me here. A verbal agreement results in Charlotte (Starr) uncharacteristically giving up her ass to her man and absolutely loving it. She’s so “into it” in fact that she doesn’t even stop to clean him up, jumping off every few minutes to suck his cock straight out of her ass. Starr is brainy and adorable but, man, she loves to serve it up as filthy as possible. He squirts across her ass and leg.

Coco Velvett (a hooker), Zoe Voss (Miranda) and Tommy Pistol (Miranda boyfriend) have a really hot threeway in which Voss and Velvett (sounding trashy with a thick Nuw Yuk accent) are pawing and licking all over each other as Meyers attempts to show Miranda screwing her first female and unlocking the truth about her sexuality. Pistol plays keep up, screwing both gals and cumming into their mouths. They swap the cum.

Samantha (Andrews) discovers her man (Anthony Rosano, in a nonsex cameo) cheating on her (with Avy Scott, also in a nonsex cameo) so she hits on the next mook she runs into in the hall, Danny Mountain. At her apartment, they have a multi-positioned tussle. Sadly with all that experience comes a certain level of professionalism and lack of interest and the scene suffers because of it. Mountain, wearing a condom, does his best but Andrews is mostly cold and mechanical even during anal sex. He unloads across her tits.

In the final bit, Zoe Voss, Brittany Andrews, and Bobbi Starr gather at Carrie’s place. They want to tell Kayla how much they love her and want her to stay. During the conversation, Andrews plants a full open mouth kiss on Paige. “What the fuck was that?” Paige blurts after Andrews unlocks her mouth from hers. Before anyone can answer, Zoe Voss is planting another full-on open mouth French kiss on Paige. Suddenly a light bulb goes off in her head. This is their going-away gift. Ah. Bonding like they’ve never done before, the four ladies make the most of the next ten minutes; grinding pussies, drooling over each other’s clits, slapping ass, trying out double-ended dildos and basically testing out the durability of Carrie’s bed. Reminiscent of how Bruce Seven used to do it back in the day, this is easily one of the hottest lesbian scenes I’ve seen in years.

As I said, a parting shot helps to solidify how much these four girls love each other (forgetting that they just spent ten minutes munching on each other’s private bits) and I really began to give a shit whether or not she’d choose to leave them. (spoiler alert) Carrie concludes that everything she truly wants and needs (all the things that really matter to her) reside in The Big Apple not in Los Angeles. She makes the decision to stay in New York with her friends.

Only Brittany Andrews insisted on a condom. The rest of the gals took a chance.

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