All world something days are a joke dreamed up by fools in the non-productive sector to waste our time. Okay, not all. #WorldGinDay was a serious occassion which the Mrs and I duly celebrated. But today is a joke of the highest order.

Most animals eat other animals. They eat meat to survive. Human beings are animals and we eat meat. If we did not, for instance, eat bacon, there would be no point rearing the domnestic pig and it would die out as a species.

So when some anaemic pasty faced Guardian reading tosser reckons that I should be encouraged to eat rabbit food all day I have only one response. For every meal today I shall, as God intended, ensure that at least part of what I eat is meat. It tastes great and it is the way of the world.