Thursday, March 19, 2009

Traffic circles of tyranny!

One of Newport's best kept secrets is the Rotary, our very own traffic circle, a little bit of Europe (or possibly New Jersey) here in the City by the Harbor. You'll find it at the intersection of Connell Highway and Admiral Kalbfus Road, watched over by a 7-Eleven, a Shell gas station, Bishop's 4th St. Diner, and Mama Leone's Pizza Restaurant. But what you may not know is that, in the not-too-distant future, it will also serve as an observation and control post for the United Nations.

Mrs. Polly at the Rumproast blog has the gruesome details. Mrs. P. was able to locate this YouTube video from a vigilant Minnesotan explaining how the U.N. was going to put huts on top of all the traffic circles (or roundabouts, as they apparently call 'em up there), and put U.N. troops in the huts, and then use the traffic circles as checkpoints ("May I see your papers?) after the Obama administration hands over America to the U.N.

Mrs. Polly found further evidence at a website called abovetopsecret.com, where poster mastermind77 has the straight dope:

“I just got word from a person who knows a local contractor that UN checkpoints are being planned to go up in the next few years. With round-about’s being put in to stifle traffic so these usurpers of sovereignty and liberty can have their way with our country.”

You may laugh, but remember that they also laughed at the Marx Brothers Wright brothers. You'll be laughing out of the other side of your face when the black helicopters descend upon America's traffic circles and our nation's sovereignty is ground under the iron heels of Ban Ki-moon's jack-booted thugs!

Wake up America! Your future oppressors are only a traffic circle away!