Howard: Can you imagine seeing someone all day long and then you're supposed to hang out with them after work, too?Raj: Hold on. We do that all the time. You and I work together and play together.Howard: Yeah, I know, and it drove me into the arms of another woman.

Raj: I think it could be romantic. You know, my parents met at his place of work. Leonard: Your father's a gynecologist.Raj: I know. What started as a pap smear turned into a date, which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, which turned into hatred which continues to this day.

Penny: Somebody's having date night.Amy: It's actually steamier than it looks. Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables in Renaissance paintings.Sheldon: Oh no, I got bored with that. I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon.Penny: How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table? Sheldon: If you do that, I'll scream.

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Raj: I think it could be romantic. You know, my parents met at his place of work. Leonard: Your father's a gynecologist.Raj: I know. What started as a pap smear turned into a date, which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, which turned into hatred which continues to this day.

Penny: Somebody's having date night.Amy: It's actually steamier than it looks. Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables in Renaissance paintings.Sheldon: Oh no, I got bored with that. I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon.Penny: How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table? Sheldon: If you do that, I'll scream.