“Everyone else has done bells and whistles. My thing is we take it back to basics: We just drive,” explained O’Brien before locking the doors and taking off.

And that’s just what they do. After an awkward few minutes without much small talk, the pair discuss O’Brien’s driving skills, tease a Jack Nicholson story and the possibility that Cruise may have to pee in a water bottle.

Eventually he unlocks his door and jumps from the moving vehicle. As you do.