"As Anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little buttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarrassment"
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.

A criminally underrated american horror film director. he is most known for directing the films 'cabin fever' and 'hostel.' he has also co-created animated projects such as 'chowdaheads' and 'the rotten fruit.' people often make the mistake of taking his films too seriously, which is probably why he is so underrated to begin with.

eli roth's 'cabin fever' was hilarious! why did everyone hate it so much?

2) a sex act, worthy of its namesake. Where party A, engages in cunnilingus on party B, wherein Party B is menstruating, party A fills their mouth with the menstrual blood and spits it all over the face and upper body of party B. One of the more extreme forms of breaking up with a girlfriend.

This generation's voice for horror films. Directed hit gore flicks like Hostel and Cabin Fever. Also noted is his many cameos in other filmmaker's movies (i.e. Quentin Tarantino). He currently produces horror films that usually follow his line of work. As a director, he has immense talent, wish he would use it more to put out movies more often. His acting is pretty lackluster. He is adored by many females due to his looks and muscular physique. Be sure to look out for his big screen version of the Grindhouse faux trailer Thanksgiving coming soon.