Mystery Time Off

[BlindGossip] If you called up your boss and said , “I have a health issue, so I won’t be in to work for the next month”, would your company keep paying you with no questions asked? Would they hold your job open for you indefinitely?

When someone who is actively working in Hollywood mysteriously disappears for a month, it means one of three things: Pregnancy. Plastic Surgery. R*hab. When the same thing happens to an active politician, it’s always the third. And in this case, it’s someone who wants to legalize drugs. Oh, the irony!