[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXXI

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

**NOTE: I didn’t include the SummerSlam conclusion, as I personally feel it could lead to an angle where Daniel Bryan triumphs over all. Any crappy twists and turns along the way will be included in future polls. Also, even if you’re homophobic, no votes for Darren Young, please? Keep the hate where it’s deserved to be**

NOMINEES

1. John Cena rips independent wrestling

2. WWE Total Divas

3. Tito Ortiz revealed as August 1 mystery man

4. Miz as a face

5. McMahon Power Trip

6. Ryback walks out of matches, a la Fandango

7. The Miz on commentary

8. TNA runs “Shark Boy Week”, even though he’s no longer with company

9. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion

10. Kurt Angle arrested for fourth DUI in six years

11. The Bella Twins

12. Vickie Guerrero is now GM of Smackdown

13. Miz announces he will “host” Summerslam

14. Vince McMahon wants Daniel Bryan to shave

15. MizTV with the Total Divas cast, complete with push of untrained Eva Marie

Tony Dawson

World of Sport Wrestling not on British TV

Ric Flair apparently inebriated at SummerSlam AXXESS panel

Botched ending/ref error in Raw mixed tag match

TNA cut all of those talents before deciding Brooke Hogan’s contract should be axed

Tito Ortiz joins, then quits, Main Event Mafia before aligning with Aces and Eights

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1. Ric Flair drunk at the panel – I don’t care how much some fans were getting a kick out of it, it’s sad to watch.
2. Tito Ortiz joins, quits, is the Huntington Beach Bitch.
3. Primo and Epico as matadors.
4. Ryback vs. the catering staff
5. Tony Dawson – His face was creeping me out during the Summerslam pregame.

5- Lack of Summerslam Meme. Sure, the guy might have been busy, but I’m gonna be selfish and say that us folks who aren’t on the forums should get some warning too.
4-Epico and Primo as matadors. If that isn’t Wrestlecrap then I’m the Boogeyman.
3-Ryback bullies the Summerslam catering staff. Here’s hoping it leads to him putting on hundreds of pounds and becoming Bastion Booger Mark II.
2-The Tito Ortiz screwjob angle… even though it’s not so much “wrestlecrap” as just “crap”.
1-The McMahon powertrip screwjobs the ending of Summerslam. What is this, 2000?

I don’t know what’s worse; the fact that you’re sanctimonious about me mislabeling the numeral, or the fact that you hide behind a sham e-mail address. Sheesh, at least we know what country Eric Snowden’s in.

1: Rig pole for Summerslam had diva match as the most must see match in the PPV (Cena/Bryan got 12%, Punk/Brock got nothing, diva match got 72%! Guess how well the diva match went.)
2: Smackdown rumored to be moving to three hours
3: The Bella Twins
4: The Miz’s hosting performance at SummerSlam
5: Orton as WWE champ again (This might be good storyline fuel if WWE play their cards right, hence why it’s #5. But that is a really big “If”.)

If this was 1988, you’d be voting for “Hulk Hogan reigns for 4 years, just to lose become of impostor referee”. It led to Savage becoming champion. Sometimes, you have to give the benefit of the doubt.

For starters, Nitro didn’t even exist in 1988. That came around in the 90’s.

Secondly, just because the bad thing might lead to some good somewhere down the line doesn’t mean the bad thing isn’t actually bad. Giving one of the most popular guys on WWE’s roster a less then five minute title reign is worse then anything already on the list, save the Angle DUI and it’s horribleness ought to be acknowledged in the rankings.

World of Sport Wrestling not on British TV
Smackdown rumored to be moving to three hours
Ryback bullies the summerSlam catering staff
Ric Flair apparently inebriated at SummerSlam AXXESS panel
Epico and Primo rumored to be repackaged as matadors

I say Daniel Bryan’s first wwe title win reaction being squandered should top the list. To clarify I do t mind the cash in or the angle itself, but first reigns are defining moments and that “holy shit he did it” feeling can’t be had twice should he win again

1. The fans at SummerSlam 2013. during Natalya vs Brie Bella
2. World of Sport Wrestling not on British TV.
3. Ric Flair drunk at the panel – I don’t care how much some fans were getting a kick out of it, it’s sad to watch.
4. Bo Dallas as NXT Champion
5.. WWE Total Divas

5.Smackdown rumored to be moving to three hours (cause creative/wrestlers aren’t burnt out enough apparently.)
4. Ric Flair apparently inebriated at SummerSlam AXXESS panel( Flair seems hell-bent of destroying his legacy and what little dignity he has left.)
3. Tony Dawson
2.Tito Ortiz joins, then quits, Main Event Mafia before aligning with Aces and Eights
1. Randy “The Robot” Orton WWE champ AGAIN. While I agree that this angle could/probably will work out in the end it just sucks that Randy is the one holding the top belt he is beyond stale and not worth all the problems that come with him.

I don’t understand it when Randy and Trips make the cut. Is this REALLY wrestlecrap, or is it just a booking decision that you don’t really agree with completely. I get that a lot of people don’t like it, but I don’t think you can really tell if its genuinely bad yet since it just started. Is it because of Randy’s wellness strikes? I guess I could see that.

1. Randy Orton beats Daniel Bryan for WWE Title with Triple H’s help
2. TNA cut all of those talents before deciding Brooke Hogan’s contract should be axed
3. Tito Ortiz joins, then quits, Main Event Mafia before aligning with Aces and Eights
4. Smackdown rumored to be moving to three hours
5. Epico and Primo rumored to be repackaged as matadors

3. WWE’s constant horrible booking of Natalya. Okay, she won cleanly at SummerSlam but she’s still Khali’s boo right?

2. HHH Staples Center Screwjob. Yes Sheamus winning in 18 seconds was ridiculous but HHH turning heel and putting himself over a very very good title match? Obnoxious!

1. Rowan and Harper channeling the three stooges at SummerSlam. Look, if the story being told OUTSIDE of a ring on fire is so much more entertaining (Think Shemp and Curly with that asbestos blanket) than what’s in the ring…that’s just bad

1 – Orton being given the title again. He should’ve been fired years ago for his douchebaggery and complete lack of charisma.
2 – Everything to do with McMahon-Levesques. These corporate powertrip screwjob angles are so 15 years ago. Get the hell off the camera already.
3 – Tito in TNA.
4 – Bellas and that talentless redhead.
5 – Miz/Fandango garbage at SS.

5) WWE Total Divas.
4) Ryback bullies the summerSlam catering staff.
3) TNA cut all of those talents before deciding Brooke Hogan’s contract should be axed.
2) Tito Ortiz joins, then quits, Main Event Mafia before aligning with Aces and Eights.
1) Despite Cena almost killing himself to put on a 5-star match and put Daniel Bryan over clean, fans still boo him out of the building during his farewell speech.

1.TNA cut all of those talents before deciding Brooke Hogan’s contract should be axed
2.Botched ending/ref error in Raw mixed tag match
3.Smackdown rumored to be moving to three hours
4.Ric Flair apparently inebriated at SummerSlam AXXESS panel
5.Miz as a face

5) The Bellas – no comment
4) Tony Dawson – the awful Michael Cole distraction
3) Kofi Kingston – he’s back! With new trunks!!!!!!!! New packaging, same overrated stale routine as before complete with charismaless promos
2) World of Sport not on British TV – I nominated this week because yet against British terrestrial TV shit out on wrestling fans
1) All things Triple and Nipple H – Daniel Bryan’s makeover, McMahon Power Struggle, evaluations, crap acting, Orton becoming champ due to Triple H; I see where this is going, Triple H v Daniel Bryan, shock horror Triple H beats the hottest property in WWE…

*Bo Dallas has been spared as he was not inflicted on the viewers and those in attendance this week on NXT…