Your problem is, witches aren't afraid of you any more, and a witch is actually more likely to own a sword than you would be. I think you should probably shut the fuck up and sit down before you start pissing us off any further.

But if you declare war on the witches, the atheists will probably side with them. And since there are a lot of atheist scientists, that means you'll be facing people who can make bombs and linear accelerators and shit like that. You don't want that.

I'm glad this will never happen for a lot of reasons. Why? One: a lot of innocent women will die AS BEFORE. Two: it's completely barbaric. Three: My History class would be dead cause we sorta jinxed Micheal Jackson.