Fire Up Your TiVos: This Is The One We’ve Been Waiting For

Holy fucking hell I can barely type this as I am shaking in excitement and definitely suffering from a decrease in oxygen to the brain as a result of hyperventilating-inducing euphoria. Tonight, at 10 PM, Dateline will be airing “The Mystery of the Missing Millionaire,” a special about SAM ISRAEL! I’m truly beside myself. As it would be a fool’s mission to try and not get our hopes up, we expect tonight’s show to include the following:
– B-roll of the egret and interviewer walking down the street
– An interview with a sex therapist who specializes in interspecies intercourse
– A Dealbreaker shout-out!
– An interview with the trollop who outbid us for the b-card.
– An eyewitness account of the industry’s biggest M*A*S*H fan escaping the second time around.
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@8 – Totally. Let me put it this way – If someone tried to hurl a batwing at her, I’d step in the way in an effort to preserve her purity.
I also hear that Sam will sustain multiple egretwings to the face as part of his sentence.
Totally.

According to my inside sources (I know a guy who claims he knows a gal who has a cousin who once dated a cameraman for Dateline) — the big scvene is an effort to re-enact the jump that never was.
They throw a dummy off the Bear Mountain Bridge.
The dummy is grabbing monopoly money and, due to a voice synthesizer, is singing the theme from MASH on the way down.

The pic from Superman fools the new ones all the time. I’ve said it before: Bess reportedly graduated from Pingry, a day school in NJ. Next time, on their way to the Far Hills Hunt, someone should stop by the local library and flip through the old Pingry yearbooks.

@HEDGEmoney– do you have OCD? have you done anything else but obsess over this all day? And has someone who’s met her, I can tell you you’re wrong. Perhaps you should go that route and determine for yourself. or just continue your inner monologue all day.

P.S. Fuckers, it’s not HEDGE money
it’s a play off of the word hegemony
he·ge·mo·ny
Pronunciation:
\hi-ˈje-mə-nē, -ˈge-; ˈhe-jə-ˌmō-nē\
1 : preponderant influence or authority over others : domination
2 : A concept of Italian Marxist Antonio Gramsci (1891-1937) which refers to the way that the political and social domination of the bourgeois class in capitalist society is pervasively expressed not only in ideologies but in all realms of culture and social organization.

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