Tom Cruise And Jimmy Fallon Act Out Scenes From 'The Mummy' Written By Kids

"I know I look weird. I'm 2,000 years old."

Jimmy Fallon brought back one of our favorite Tonight Show segments on Tuesday night — Kid Theater. This time, he was joined by Tom Cruise to act out a few new interpretations of his upcoming movie The Mummy.

Unsurprisingly, the stories have very little to do with the actual plot of The Mummy — any version. The only thing linking them together is that they all feature a mummy as one of the characters. In one scene, a skeleton and a mummy have a falling out. In another, both a mummy and a sheep have hiccups.

But perhaps the funniest line of the whole segment comes from a scene in which Cruise plays a mummy and Fallon plays someone named Charlie. They bond over their shared love of hot dogs.