Gemini May 2017

Indecisive Mercury retro (April 9 – May 3) is about to have its ass kicked by sexy Mars which just swung into Gemini April 21 making everything bold and beautiful again. Gives your brilliant churning mind a break and ups the ante. You’ve accomplished wonders doing your own thing; partners cannot be depended upon now, nor, god forbid, judged, as they are in their own panic state. So that pressing matter between you two is not going to be solved, nor resolved, by next month. Wait out your mental plot until your planet goes direct again May 3, and you will be so happy! I promise you. (And so will everyone else around you, lol.)

You may feel slightly foggy in your thinking until then. And that’s OKAY. (Just pretend you’ve gone back in a time machine and it’s the sixties again: Everybody must get stoned!! You are looking quite the rock star now in any case.) Whatever you do, don’t make an important decision. Because…well… you’re stoned, right? Who makes an important decision when they’re stoned. The best you can do – really – is find things…like ice cream.

What I’m saying here, sweet Gemini, is: Altruism and love is required here: solid love. Tend to yourself. And don’t forget to look up at the night sky on Wednesday, May 10. A week after your planet Mercury goes direct. The full Scorpio Moon will give you an insight into a practical way of living your daily life in a healing and productive manner. The Moon will be brilliant and what you receive from it, even more so.

You may not be sharing it with the world but I suspect you’ve doing a fair bit of daydreaming about coming into more money.

Healing work and service to others is where – as the saying goes – the money is. What you love is up for grabs. What you really care about has to be decided. So, let’s see what you’ve been MISSING. And perhaps see how you, yourself, have kept yourself from that.

Fill up on the areas of your creative and playful performance. Dare to speak your truth. And you not only heal your life, you save yourself and move from the underworld back to Earth. You share your brain. Your masterpiece.

Success is yours, sweet Gemini! Lucky Jupiter in your fifth house blesses anything to do with your creativity. Your words are golden, and you are cementing some very good ones. Congratulations for hanging in there. Despite your ruler Mercury’s retrograde, you are on a roll.

The only warning this May comes with a temptation to not tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me gawd. Due to some asteroid shenanigans you may be tempted to over-react, exaggerate, or somewhat stretch the truth (a favorite, and mostly harmless, occupation of your tribe) — PLEASE DO NOT!

It is crucial that you act with complete integrity, that you do not distort facts for your own case, and that you stay honest.

There’s nothing like the blow of Saturn for knocking your pride. I know you have suffered much, but distorting anything, and not sticking to the truth, will only make it worse. Stay humble and honest and, above all, be grateful for this nice time in your life.

Career-wise, expect the unexpected. With Uranus, planet of surprises, in your eleventh house of friends and professional colleagues, you may very well receive an incredible, out of the blue offer. Wow!

Oh, Behave, as Austin Powers (Gemini Mike Myers) says!

Enjoy…For Gemini, it is finally SPRING! Spring has sprung! And only a fellow Gemini could put it so beautifully.

Here’s yours – on April turning into May – by Gemini Ralph Waldo Emerson, born May 25, 1803, both Sun and Mercury in Gemini.

April with dropping rain

Willows and lilacs bring again,

The whistles of returning birds,

And trumpet-lowing of the herds;

The scarlet maple-keys betray

What potent blood hath modest May;

What fiery force the earth renews,

The wealth of form, the flush of hues;

What Joy in rosy waves outpoured,

Flows from the heart of Love, the Lord.

What potent blood hath modest May; What fiery force the earth renews, The wealth of form, the flush of hues; What Joy in rosy waves outpoured, Flows from the heart of Love, the Lord. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

(Eastern) Thursday, April 27 after 9:39 PM; all of Friday, April 28; Saturday, April 29 until 9:48 PM; Thursday, May 25 after 8:15 AM; all of Friday, May 26; Saturday, May 27 until 7:24 AM.

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