Friday, December 9, 2011

It's the middle of the night, and you're using the bathroom. But after sitting down you discover there's either a power outage or the bulb burned out. How often does this happen to you? That many? Have you considered calling an electrician?

Anyway, if this is something a friend of yours deals with regularly, than I have the perfect gift for them: glow-in-the-dark toilet paper!

This miracle is also useful for camping or as an emergency flashlight.

I actually really love this product idea, Grump. Maybe they could even make it so that after you wiped, the dirty part would change color depending on the type of fluid that was present. Because god knows blue or purple would be so much more attractive than brown.

One of my cats likes to play with the TP roll in the dead of night and leave trails of it through the house, but I don't know which cat. I am sorely tempted to hang up a roll of this just to see what she does with it...and to identify the culprit by her glowing paws and mouth.

Welcome to my whining!

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