(Oh, thank god. I thought she was talking to me. We all know I'm not getting a twitter thing.)

Good god, no. That would mean I could friend you on facebook. (Every so often the book of faces recommends you as someone I might know. And I really want to have a friend whose profile says nothing but 'I'm not on facebook so don't friend me' but you won't indulge me. Because you're special. Or interesting. Or something.)