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Beard vs Beard Match?

No need to take this too seriously. Just thought it'd be a funny idea to have Sandow vs. Bryan in a loser shaves his beard match. Maybe in a ladder match with the clippers hanging over the ring? Maybe a clippers on a pole match? Haha I don't know. Thoughts?

Re: Beard vs Beard Match?

And for months afterward, the loser wears a fake beard, or a scarf in the ring to hide their now clean shaven face.

Originally Posted by TJ Wyoming

Maybe so, but at least I'm not a fucking loser. You and your country is our bitch! Been that way for a couple of centuries. And Canada (technically part of your "empire") is our bitch which makes Owens our bitch. Deal with it.

Re: Beard vs Beard Match?

If they ever do another RAW Roulette, this needs to be on the wheel. If Luke Harper, Erick Rowa and Kassius Ohno are on the roster by then, throw them in too. First person to get pinned loses the facial fuzz.

Originally Posted by TJ Wyoming

Maybe so, but at least I'm not a fucking loser. You and your country is our bitch! Been that way for a couple of centuries. And Canada (technically part of your "empire") is our bitch which makes Owens our bitch. Deal with it.

Re: Beard vs Beard Match?

Originally Posted by Sable Impaled

A beard is sacred. This isn't even funny to joke about.

Spoiler

DOM DELUISE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!

Originally Posted by TJ Wyoming

Maybe so, but at least I'm not a fucking loser. You and your country is our bitch! Been that way for a couple of centuries. And Canada (technically part of your "empire") is our bitch which makes Owens our bitch. Deal with it.

Re: Beard vs Beard Match?

Daniel Bryan angrily stomping to the ring with a big ridiculous scarf covering the lower half of his face is the funniest thing I've pictured in days. It would trump Angle's wig and headgear combo.

I could see it now...

Daniel Bryan proving everyone that he's the World's Toughest Vegan because of his epic beard powers, the longer and thicker his beard gets the more powerful he becomes. He starts calling about the Beard Elders in the Sky to grant him the power to smite his foes and sit in the corner stroking his beard after his victories.

Sandow starts up a rivalry saying that he is a fraud and that his Beard is inferior to his because his Beard doesn't rely on silly mythical Beard Gods but using his superior intellect and Beard Science he defeats him with his Arm-ringer chin lock takedown.

Then bam, Daniel Bryan is in Beard denial after getting it shaved off and they can just go back to him screaming NO at the fans.

They could do all that in one week, it would be the greatest episode of RAW or SmackDown!