This beer looks so novelty it's killing me, you know when you look at a new beer and it looks so bad that you know not to buy it. But there's that sick part of your brain that wants you to try it it. Pours a brilliant orange tinted copper color with a slightly off white head billows thick and forms nice scattered lacing as it dwindles. Aroma hints of caramel and stale hops slightly herbal/citric/and dank weed with a mix of stinky feet. Flavor is horrible, cardboard grainy water with bitter hop pellets blending through each sip finishes with a bit too much garlic. Mouthfeel has medium to light body with moderately heavy carbonation flowing through. Overall if you like hops and you like good beer, you want enjoy this novelty offering. (742 characters)

Thinned orange beer that is leaning towards the color of polished terra-cotta pots. The head is tan, slightly sticky and has decent retention.

The scent is of crunchy, grainy malts and isn't in my top 10 but isn't the worst either. It smells slightly harsh and gritty with hints of bittering hops in disappointing amounts.

Taste is weak and not at all where it should be. The beer tastes like a processed, push button brew full of cut corners and cheap ingredients. Gritty grain flavors that border the sweet malt range but never really makes it there. The hops are present in feel (almost) but are nonexistent in the taste. Ooof that's a crappy beer.

The mouthefeel is slightly better because of bittering hops but the flavor is so poor that the whole package ends up being abrasive rather then delicious. Hopped up n horny is a weak beer that could use a lot of help in the flavor department. Pass this one by unless the only other option is bud light. (958 characters)

The look isn't bad: a tight, very nearly white head rises to about a finger in height and recedes to a sturdy foam over an almost completely clear dark gold-amber brew, showing some stick and leaving a mix of spotting and patching as it goes.I get some really bready malts on the nose, breads being the main aspect before some leafy hops kick in. A touch of a floral element and just a hint of caramel sweetness are in here as well. It's not as though anything's really difficult to pick up, though it's not stellar. There's not a whole lot of power or complexity, but I'd call it average.The taste isn't an improvement; in fact, it gets a little weird. Celery is the first flavor that I get. There's a sort of watery element, such that I'd even have trouble describing it, as though "watery" itself is a flavor in this beer. Hops come in at the middle but are more pithy than anything, getting a little bracing in the finish, and somehow the malts aren't here to add any balance. I don't know what could have happened between the aroma and the flavor to get this.The mouthfeel's not heinously light, though it is light. Crispness is consistent though gets a bit fizzy. It remains active the whole way, never going flat or watery, though it's nothing great. (1,260 characters)