In case you're adjusting your screen, yes, it's a picture of a bride simulating giving her new husband a blow job, surrounded by the kind of gorgeous leafy trees anyone would want dotting the grounds of their wedding venue.

This is so fucking extra!!! It's the absolute MOST you could do in a wedding photo, as if Emeril kicked it up an extra 1,000 notches.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HELLUVA PICTURE. The photographer, Michel Klooster, told BuzzFeed that the bride's mother suggested the pose, and boy did the newlyweds commit. Now, I'm not a mother-in-law nor am I married nor am I a wedding photographer, but I have rotated around the sun 27 times, and this seems a little unusual to me?!?!!??!

Not sure this is what the inventor of drone photography had in mind but OK.

Anyway, the Dutch couple, who want to stay anonymous, "just thought it was a funny idea," Klooster wrote in a Facebook post. "Anyone who considers this offensive is in my eyes still in the year 1996. Give those people their fun. Life is a prude."

I...I don't even know anymore. I just...did the bride's dress get dirty? Are they going to show this to their children and have a good har-har over it? Either way, here's a shot of the couple canoodling in a vintage truck.