Thursday, January 21, 2010

Contest Entries

First off, I want to spoil everyones hopes and dreams by saying that the winners will NOT be announced in this post. The winners will instead be announced on the next BOZOKAST, just as soon as I get in contact with Teister/Queb and get it recorded (hopefully soon if I'm not too lazy). I am however going to go through the entries and display them here since it is difficult to really get a single viewpoint on all the wonderful submissions via the comments page. Additional note before I get into things: Some of these images are not work safe. View at your own risk.

spectre is a fucking jackass i painted it on a billboard in san diegonever been there beforehe saved my marriage with the devilhe podded his ass in null secso i painted it on a napkin and uploaded it to flickrbut he lost the link what a dickso I wrote this song and kicked his ass in my mind

spectre flew my mother to mars and jupiterbut she's had it betterI heard he ate a kipper with raw onionsit's a lie it was with pepperhe was on holiday in jita and ganked a velatornothing more?so i wrote this song and kicked his ass into my head

spectre is a gay is a homo is a lesbian he is what you want him to bebut not on medon't give spectre you're isk you'll never see it again or will you?he once took on chuck norris with a n00b laserso i wrote this song and chuck crapped on his keyboard

spectre is my hero he has chin hair just like my brotherhe once recorded a porno but couldn't fit his in cameradig his chin hair girls!he has more .......

There are simply too many entries in this category for it to be something I can organize legibly into a part of this blog post. Instead, I encourage everyone to go through the comments in the last post to see all the entries, follow the links and also check out this RSS feed that contains many of the blog posts related to the contest. Just as a taste, here are a bunch of the best:

You guys did a bang up job. You threw so much stuff at me that it took literally hours to go through it all and then compile it into a post. If anyone notices that I missed their picture or video or song or blog link, please drop a comment and let me know. I feel like it's definitely possible I may have missed or forgotten to add because of the amount of entries there was to sort through.

I will make a post here once the winners have been announced and the new BOZOKAST is up, hopefully within the next several days. See you then...

Anon: I decided to leave all the freeform poems and songs that were on peoples blogs or forums or in the comments as they were. It would be difficult to get them all into the blog post in a legible fashion.