I just received a very disturbing and profound memo From the Desk of Liz Estrada that i thought i should share with you, the members of eplaya and the community at large..

it reads as follows...

"DEAR FUCKNUTS, WE, THE MEMBERS OF BDOBWBH (BULL DYKES ON BIKES WITH BULL HORNS) WOULD LIKE TO WARN ALL WARRING PARTIES IN THE GREAT ART FAG VS. SPARKLEPONY CONFLICT THAT SHOULD ANY ATTEMPTS BE MADE BY EITHER SIDE TO INITIATE OR CARRY ON SAID BATTLE, OUR GROUP WILL RIDE OUR PURPLE HARLEYS AROUND AND AROUND YELLING THE MOST GOD AWFUL THINGS INTO OUR BULL HORNS WITH OUR HUSKY VOICES THEREBY RUINING ALL MOOD LIGHTING, DRUGS, STIMULATING LUBE OR MECHANICAL ACCOUTREMENTS AND HENCE, NO ONE, I REPEAT NO ONE WILL GET ANY ALL WEEK (UNLESS YOU'RE DEAF) AND YOUR DREAMS OF HAVING MANY SEXY PARTIES WILL BECOME NIGHTMARES.

sparkle ponies......TURN THAT SHIT DOWN JUST A BIT!

art fags.........LIGHTEN UP ON THE EYE CANDY A LITTLE

c'mon you know that secretly, most ravers want to blow the fuck out of something with a .50 cal. and most crotchety old tymee burners really enjoy shaking their groove thing, they just wear masks so their dpw friends wont make fun of them.

so, unless you, the community at large want to suffer through a sexless Burning Man, i suggest you heed my warning, and play nice.

The only thing scarier than the initial threat is the possibility of these autocratic dykes start to 1) read feminist poetry or 2) break out their acoustic guitars and play something they heard at the Michigan Women's Festival.

Isotopia wrote:The only thing scarier than the initial threat is the possibility of these autocratic dykes start to 1) read feminist poetry or 2) break out their acoustic guitars and play something they heard at the Michigan Women's Festival.

if i were you i would hold off on the clitique, mrs. whipsandchains...

there will come a day, not too far from this day i imagine, where you will be so ugly not even god will fuck you, and then your whole lifes work will seem for naught as even your dildo runs and hides from your crone-like opening....