I'm starting a new country

Yes, that's right. I shall be building an island in the Ocean and starting a new country. We shall have lots of nuclear weapons and burgers. We'll just laugh while every other country goes down the drain since we shall be prospering because we can do what we want because, yeah, that's right, it's my country. So who am I letting in from Offtopic?
Edit: C'mon man, who downvoted, we just having some fun out here, also, y'know, the satire tag... yeah...