"we get all sorts around here."

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Lestrade off the clock

I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a side character as much as I love Lestrade. Could I have some Lestrade loving in the shape of him enjoying his time off from work? Hanging out with the mates (and please give him other friends than Anderson and Donovan :D), doing chores, cooking, napping, what have you.

Sherlock Holmes has always been his own best lab rat. That is, until John Watson moves in.

(Could be taken as John freaking out at Sherlock testing dangerous things on himself, Sherlock randomly using John as a lab rat without his knowledge, or a combination whereby John is so concerned over the things Sherlock is doing to himself, he offers to let himself be used as a test subject in Sherlock's place.)

discovery of android!sherlock, j/s, robot sex?

the reason sherlock never eats? he's a highly advanced android. one day he collapses unconscious at baker street (power-saver mode) because he forgot to recharge himself. this sends a help signal to mycroft (he's maker? brother robot? human brother?) but he's busy so he sends a text to john telling him to plug in sherlock. (a plug on his lower back?)

at first this is shocking for john, but then it explains so much: his incredible brain, he doesn't have to sleep etc...

sherlock recovers and is surprise/distraught someone knows his secret. john discovers he still loves him even though he's an android. then sex??? (robots dont have refractory periods?)

A famous magician is in London for one night only. John gets tickets and invites Sarah but she never turns up. Sherlock, of course, appears and invites himself along. He then sits through most of the show telling John how ridiculous it all is and explaining in detail how every trick works. That is, until he gets picked to go on stage.

Being as it isn't exactly safe sex, John has never got to act on one of his deepest secret kinks.

...Being used by two (or more) men. One fucking him after the other with come for lube.

Good thing Sherlock knows how to run lab tests. And knows a bloke married to his job. And is a willing and understanding boyfriend. (And Bill Murray's wife is open to this sort of thing, lord, IDK, if you want 3+)

Anyway. Sherlock and Lestrade, and John crazy about having an ass full of come.

Sherlock/Lestrade with voyeur!John getting off on it. I don't mind whether he's secretly watching them and they do/don't know, or they've specifically invited him, or whatever, just make it incredibly porny.

*sobs* I SOOOO want to write this. But the list of fics I am currently writing are longer than my arm at the moment (I actually wrote the titles out on my arm because I like taking things literally) and I'm officially moving for good in a couple of weeks time... *whimpers*

I am BEGGING somebody to write this! (Or I will, if you give me a month or so)