I’m assuming that none of you degenerates currently subscribe to Marie Claire, but not to worry, because I’ve got the sexy cover shoot that Cameron Diaz did for the November issue for you all to drool over anyway. So enjoy these, along with the fact that I just saved you from having to make up some phony excuse to go to your doctor’s office just to check these pictures out. You’re welcome.

I’ve always been a fan of Cameron Diaz even though the other bloggers ragged on her, since there’s not too many hotties out there who can look as good as she does after 40. But I guess it’s finally starting to catch up to her now, because even I’m having a hard time getting a pants fire going for these new bikini shots of hers. So sorry Cameron, but I’m still willing to give you the benefit of the doubt for now. And hey, maybe some personalized lingerie selfies might help change our minds. Just tossing it out there. Did I mention I’ve always been a big fan?

Considering all those busty behind-the-scenes pictures we used to get from The Other Woman set, I never would’ve predicted their premiere pictures would be this boring. But like I’ve said before, it pretty much all comes down to whether or not Kate Upton‘s showing the goods. It’s not like Cameron Diaz or Leslie Mann can carry the load themselves anymore these days, although at least Cameron’s showing some nice leg action. Anyway, here’s the three at the German premiere in Munich, and while, yes, they’re a little disappointing separately, together they might be enough for one pants fire. Hey, at least it’s better than a Sears catalogue.

I don’t know who told Kate Upton this would be a good look for her, but when Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz are making you look like a fat Anna Nicole Smith at the premiere of ‘The Other Woman’, there’s a fashion stylist, fitness trainer and hairdresser that should be fired immediately. I’m sorry. I love Kate and I only want the best for her.

It’s been a couple days, but it looks like Cameron Diaz is still in a bad mood on the Other Woman set. I wonder what’s bugging her this time. I’m no therapist, but if I had to guess, it’s probably the fact that her and Kate Upton are holding competing leg shows in these shots, and it’s not much of a contest. Either way though, she’s a bad influence on Kate. And I’d say I hope Cameron doesn’t rub off on her, but that’d be a lie. I’ve been fantasizing about that ever since these two started working together.

Man, remind me not to mess with Cameron Diaz. Because she seems pretty grumpy filming her new movie The Other Woman. I almost feel bad for the dude she’s with, at least until I remember that he’s getting paid to put his lucky mitts all over her. Anyway, I don’t blame Cameron for being upset though, these pictures put me in kind of a bad mood too. I mean, why wasn’t Kate Upton’s cleavage in this scene? And more importantly, is it too late for a rewrite?

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve always kind of been on the fence about Cameron Diaz. Sometimes she looks great, other times I’ve seen cuter girls in my local Walmart. But she’s definitely looking amazing here with all the sweet leg action she’s got going on while filming a scene for her new movie The Other Woman. Obviously I’d just want to see that other woman first before I make my final choice. It’s always important to make an informed decision.

Cameron Diaz may be getting up there these days, but her body is definitely still in vintage form. Which is probably why she’s trying to cover her face in these pictures, so we pay attention to her lower half in leggings instead. Veteran move. Anyway, I’m more than happy to accommodate. Cameron’s given us so many great mental pictures over the years, go ahead and add this profile shot to the list.

I know a lot of people don’t like Cameron Diaz, but I’m not one of them. For a 40-year-old, she’s still smoking hot. And I’m guessing Cameron’s latest spread for Interview Magazine Russia is going to win over a couple more converts to my side. I just hope my future ex-wife looks half this good at Cameron’s age. I’ll need her to if I’m ever going to be able to stop paying her alimony.

Here isCameron Diaz in the latest Esquire Magazine proving that she is one of the hottest cougars in the biz. I don’t know why so many bloggers rag on her, clearly they’re insane. Seriously, I don’t think there are many women at the age of 40 who can pull off wearing these outfits. I do know that I’d like to be chained up to my bed and have Cameron walk in wearing this hot little number and make me her bitch.