September 10: City Police Chief Nate Harper pretends to do something about the 34 cops who are still carrying sidearms, despite having court ordered protection from abuse orders issued against them. Some pigs are more equal than others.

September 12: In another mystery of sports versus life, New England Patriots coaches are accused of using video surveillance to spy on opposing coaches. What about the rest of us? I just assumed NFL coaches did this sort of thing. I played catholic grade school football, in the 80’s and there was all kinds of coaching espionage happening, that’s why I assumed that all the coaches did what Bill Belichick does. Oops. A cop was also killed at a gun show, playing with a Gatling gun, mounted on a military version of a popular penis enlarger.