[Hilda (the fairy) soto voce] "He's right my little bundle of trouble - your elder brother didn't pay attention to his tutor, and look what happened to him!" (at this point I realised that her elder brother should've been in the picture too, doing something really stupid down in the courtyard!)

[Princess Rose]: "Oh, b****r off Hilda!"

[The Tutor (remember, he doesn't know about Hilda)]: "Oh Princess, why do you taunt me so! I have only your best interests at heart. But you simply must do your Latin homework tonight. I will find you no matter where you try to hide!" « Less