It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with this non-burper, and call them out loudly if you suspect one of their words is fulled by a burp. That will show them the proper amount of shame.

The Mustache Rangers deal with issues in this week’s podcast episode. Listen to their issues, to delay your own.

That depends on how painful and/or permanent you want the damage to be. I mean, you could probably hit it with a rock or some other blunt instrument, but that would likely lead to a slow, painful death in space as the life support stops working. And since you’ve already established that Computer doesn’t feel pain (at least not from any damage done to the ship itself, so I assume he can’t feel pain at all even if you hit him) this would be pointless. Instead, I would try emotional damage instead. From what I’ve heard in these weekly documentaries, Computer is somewhat of a crybaby so this should be easy. On the other hand, this could easily backfire as usual.