Mad mom

&gt; A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
&gt; 5 -year-old son playing with his new electric train in
&gt; the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
&gt; saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get
&gt; the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And
&gt; all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
&gt; asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks.
&gt;
&gt; The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
&gt; don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I
&gt; want you to go to your room and you are to stay
&gt; there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
&gt; with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
&gt;
&gt; Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom
&gt; and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
&gt; stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All
&gt; passengers, please remember your things, thank you
&gt; and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
&gt; ride with us again soon." She! heard her little darling
&gt; continue..."For those of you just boarding,
&gt; remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope
&gt; you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
&gt; today." As the mother began to smile, the child added,
&gt; "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
&gt; delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

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