"diebitter"
"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HYPNOTOAD!!"
"Whatever Passaman is"
"I'm gullible, send me a message!"
"Hope I die before I get old."
"Who needs virgins? Sloots4life!" <-- Only if you are a furriner with darkish skin, or if you have a beard.
"Is semen kosher?"
"Pascal's wager ftw!"

But in reality, the best answer is to find a hot girl, put whatever she has, then ask her if you can go to church with her, because you're still looking for a church that is "a good fit." Then have sex with her.