Tragic Missile

The Land of Faerun: a place filled with magic and monsters, a place where danger lies around every corner, a place in need of heroes. Sadly, it has to settle for these assholes. Together, they’ll do their best to not get themselves killed, and maybe save the world in the process. Welcome to Tragic Missile.

Despite a set back, our heroes take the Kuo-Toa head on in order to protect their new fish daddy friends and the Tears of the Sea, Faêrun's magical relic of water. Don't worry, the Water Temple is almost over.

Chester, Duke, and Elias journey into the woods outside of Dawnford in search of the missing children as a mysterious figure from Duke's past resurfaces. Plus, Ebonheart continues his shift at Fantasy Hot Topic.

Our heroes face their toughest challenges yet this episode. Will they be able to retrieve the Heart of Faêrun and protect it from the Order of the Black Sun? And how many of them will make it through this adventure?

While Sandy (Sildar) finalizes his preparations to save Gundren, the party decide to take up a new quest via Fantasy Craigslist. Unfortunately, there's just one bit of business to take care of: putting the "Kevin Buttercup" thing to rest.

The party meet and find an unlikely connection with the banshee near Conyberry before returning to Phandalin and learning that Sandy (Sildar) is making the last preparations before going after Gundren Rockseeker.