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Rihanna and Her Five-Head

It is too big to be a forehead…..that shit is a five head. Can we also discuss that diamonds don’t shine…..they reflect!!!! So that is the jewelry equivalent of the moon. The moon doesn’t shine…..and neither do diamonds.

I know some people may point out that Pink Floyd had the song “Shine on you Crazy Diamond”…..but I give them a free pass because I can only imagine what LSD combined with Heroin and Marijuana does to somebody’s perception of what “shining” actually is. I guess now that I think about it….Rihanna can get a free pass too….I mean she did get repeated blows to the head from Chris Brown. That post concussion syndrome can be a real bitch when it goes untreated.