The Celtic Crevasse

Taped during the summer months in New York City and Provincetown, Massachusetts. This vacation video explores the restrictions imposed by dietary fears and the need to appease fresh and rotten appetites. Encompassing both the splendors of a maritime nature and the land locked decadence of the delicacy dependent, the viewer is catapulted from a big city environment to a resort town mentality of mellowness and salt encrusted habits. On the journey to more sublime table manners we skirt the buttocks of repressed fermentation to get a whiff of more floral degeneracy inherent in the oceanic wonderland beyond the green cloud of a metropolitan melting pot. Come fry in the sun and splash in the fluff of summer’s most sensual treats which are sugar free yet satisfying to those who relish aging meat with their cheesecake (which is in short abundance in this weight conscious concoction). There’s some beefcake in need of tenderizing but the less said about that dish the better!