A Louisiana woman named Princess Marks (no joke, that’s her name) was arrested over the weekend in Lake Charles at the local Wal-Mart. The reason?-Leaving her two kids in the car to give her boyfriend a humming in the parking lot. Her kids are ages 5 and 7. We all know that Wal-Mart is the ultimate aphrodisiac, and was put on this earth to give white trash couples a place to go down on each other. The sweetest form of love is made in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Like any reasonable woman, your girl Princess just couldn’t resist the urge to give a blowie, and temporarily abandoned her children to deep throat her man in his car. Hey, at least she went to his car, and left the kids alone for a while. It’s not like she did it in the same car as them. That would just make her a bad mom, and Princess has more class than that.

The police officer arrested Princess on charges of child desertion. What the fuck was his problem.