Friday, June 21, 2013

My stab at impersonating a sports headline from "The Onion"

Since the "Ray Allen saving LeBron's career" nightmare came true last night, today was one of those "try to avoid sports and focus on the other stuff i care about" (see above) type of days. Unfortunately I had to work the lunch shift at my bar this morning, where I don't really have much choice other than to watch various ESPN channels for 6 straight hours (luckily with no volume). After seeing the same name and face plastered on the screen all day, I felt inspired to send out this tweet when I got home:

If you're not somebody who watches the "worldwide leader" regularly, this probably isn't that funny and I apologize. But hopefully it makes up for it by being particularly amusing to the people who are.