Post by Carper on Dec 10, 2013 19:26:40 GMT

Watching the news this morning and saw that both David Cameron (Prime Minister) and Nick Clegg (deputy prime minister) were in South Africa. I always thought that if the Prime Minister was away then the Deputy Prime Minister took charge. If that is not the case why do we need a Deputy.So if they are both out of the Country who is in charge?

Post by Sorento 08 on Dec 10, 2013 20:34:49 GMT

Watching the news this morning and saw that both David Cameron (Prime Minister) and Nick Clegg (deputy prime minister) were in South Africa. I always thought that if the Prime Minister was away then the Deputy Prime Minister took charge. If that is not the case why do we need a Deputy.So if they are both out of the Country who is in charge?

Les

As neither are doing a good job of running the country, may be the cleaner is

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