Canadian tuxedo (Don't let ANYONE tell you the PNW doesn't have style)

Crab pot (Necessary for a seafood-loving community)

Shrimp pot (Similarly necessary, see above)

Squid jig (OK, not as necessary but definitely shows dedication)

Clam gun (What the what? Don't mess with us)

But to be fair, it gets weirder.

Idaho is doing some deep cleaning with their Shamwows, Nebraska is in the market for jorts (jean shorts), Oklahoma is buying zombie survival kits (because you know, zombies), Tennessee is losing its hair and covering it up with toupees, Minnesota is working on their facial hair game by sculpting with Mustache Wax, Mississippi can't stop ordering coffins, Alabama is losing control with their adult diapers, Florida is getting crazy in the kitchen with their Guy Fieri Cookware, and Texas is feeling lazy with their motorized kayaks! (PS: Isn't that just a boat?)

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