There's something to be said about a well-designed enemy, and Resident Evil 6 has that in spades. They're not just the old-fashioned, shambling zombies of yesteryear. They have personality and visually communicate what their purpose is even from far away. I ended up really growing fond of them!

With that in mind, here are some of the cooler enemies I came across in my playthrough and the George W. Bush nicknames I gave them in my head. I mean, I could list them by their real names, but this is more fun.

One of the many mutations the J'avo can manifest is turning into a creepy, upside-down spider person. Which is adorable! Yes I am aware that daddy longlegs are/aren't spiders. Quiet, neither is this guy.

I have very fond memories of Resident Evil 3: Nemesis from growing up. Not even because it was a good game, but because the hulking, unkillable Nemesis was amazing. And frightening! In that same vein is Ustanak, aka "Bain Capital". He's a giant, hulking, remorseless killing machine that won't go down no matter how much damage he takes (just like Bain Capital). He also has a retractable hook arm he can use to grab you from the room (also like Bain Capital). [Editor's Note: Not everyone thinks Bain Capital is a force of evil. It may simply be misunderstood (just like Lennie small).]

Oh man. This guy is a jerk. Have you ever been in an elevator or subway car when someone unapologetically passes gas? If that guy got the C-virus, he'd turn into this thing. He releases a blue gas that causes any and all humans around him to turn into the shambling undead. Oh, also he's a lousy kisser.

One thing that's interesting about the J'avo is that they're not beholden to just one mutation. Sometimes they have two or three! This guy started out with a giant shield, got a leech arm thingy, and by the time I took him down he got these cool legs that made him jump higher.