Reasons to watch: In the Season 22 opener, the Las Vegas PD makes "odd arrests." I’m pretty sure that translates to "naked arrests."

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY

Network: HBO

Time: 8 – 10PM

Reasons to watch:Ron Perlman didn’t sit a makeup chair for 12 hours a day for 4 months so that you could just flip the channel. Now you are going to sit and you are going to watch Hellboy 2. Capiche?

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th, 2009

KING OF THE HILL

Network: Fox

Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: The long-running series comes to an end tonight although I’m pretty sure that it was canceled two years ago.

TRUE BLOOD

Network: HBO

Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: The season two finale airs tonight and hopefully will bring some kind of closure. Because we’ve earned it. Only like three things happened this season but they found a way to stretch it across twelve episodes. And now a guy can fly? What in Dracula’s name happened to this show?