This was sent in by a subscriber of the Sublime Blog that does improv comedy (like Whose Line is it Anyway) on the weekends. Last week he rapped about the news in Egypt. According to him, "it wasn't the prettiest thing to watch."
But the rhymes weren't bad though:
"Gonna roll up with my crew and crash Katie Couric's report
We're here to oust our dictator, we call him "dick" for short
Hittin' the cobble stone streets full of wrath and scorn,
and 86 the slick prick who cut off Internet porn."
Word to Mohammed...

To the 5% of women who chose "never": you're either joking or in serious denial over man's insatiable need to watch people have sex. It's hardwired into our systems, and it's not our fault the Internet provides an endless stream of smut.
Blame it on the Internet--that's what I tell myself every day, every time.
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