Is that right? That ad would be far more interesting if it said "UK spuds yield not bad but not the greatest vodka" or "UK spuds yield vodka that's not bad once you're drunk on Stoli and Irish Car bombs"

I can't blame them. There's no telling what mischief we filthy Colonials would cause if Her Majesty's secret potatoe technology became widely available. I'm sure it's restricted to protect us. We must learn to trust our overlords