I feel like the kid from the "Christmas Story" movie. "Be sure to drink your ovaltine; its a crummy commercial. Son of a bitch!!!!"

Turk

I must admit, advertisers have to get more creative. This is a win for the advertiser.

ranD

my thought exactly. as shitty as the chivers may think it is, SOMEONE has to pay the bills at the office and its not any of US so why hate? if we have to deal with a gallery of pics with a "BAD" stamp shopped on to enjoy this thing we call TheChive for free, i say 1 a day. CHIVE ON!!!!! and stop being so judgmental people

arTay

I'm all about the guys making some money to pay the bills, but there's no need to be sneaky w/ ads for a non-chiveworthy movie that will most likely suck…. why not sell us something we want like bill murray or black logo tees?

Jerry

Yeah, don't be mad because you can't read a title. A title that has Bad Teacher capitalized.

Holy fuck you're an idiot.

Miles L.

Yeah, not like i'm going to see that crappy movie anyway, but i'm glad the chive is racking in the big bucks. maybe they'll spend the revenue on keeping their tshirts in stock?

Anon

@ ranD

"… to enjoy this thing we call TheChive for free"

As opposed to…?

It would be absurd to have Chive cost money to view their content. The viewers would simply stop coming here and thus end their site so i don't think pay to view is even an option.

Actually that link doesn't mean anything… the number of people searching for collegehumor.com is tiny compared to the number searching for "college humor"… which has come down a bit, but hasn't plummeted. Plus, Google trends shows search volume, not traffic.

Your link just means people aren't stupid and don't search on google for the domain name… they search for the name of the site instead.

Chive on

Ryan Smith

some of these were decent despite the shameless advertising

Kagetid

Thats the funny thing. i bet most people here enjoyed the gallery. No one was cheated of anything and the Chive gets money for this. People only feel cheated because… hell i dont know at all..
Advertising makes the chive go round

charles

I Wouldn't watch that movie if it had a Paula death scene in it! Cameron Diaz is the 2nd ugliest female(? maybe it's female) actress next to horse err i mean Julia Roberts.

Ryan Smith

Paula death scene you say? im intrigued… but maybe that is just the intriginol i took this morning

j22

Jennifer Anniston much less attractive. And Sarah Jessica Parker is worse than Julia Roberts.

In all seriousness, I love movies, I like Cameron Diaz, but that movie looks absolutely blow-brains-out-with-a-shotgun AWFUL.

ROK247

i luv the chive, but im pretty sure theres nothing you can do short of a cameron diaz totally naked FDAU to make me go see that movie in the theater.

and even then, probably not.

hMMMM

Cameron Diaz is gross.

http://twitter.com/Piston_Dave @Piston_Dave

#20 is BADass

DuffMan

Oh good. So in addition to looking at Leo's vacation photos, we now get posts that are elaborate ads for a (certainly) shitty movie. Think I'm about over the Chive…

Cristi_P

Pshaw, you can't resist the saturday Sexy Chivers, even though you can find pretty much any other image elsewhere…

thesensibleone

You can find naked chics anywhere on the internet ,Chive is not worth it anymore.

Nick702

I think you'll be back tomorrow.

buuillis

#17 the ambiguously gay duo

BGP

#4 Tell him "BAD" to his face. Oh I forgot this is the internet where you can say what you want. But seriously, tell him to his face and see how far it gets you.

123

What? What just happened? Are you talking tough for the douchebag in the photo? Seriously? That's your life? Time for some quiet reflection, me thinks. If that doesn't work try breathing underwater with rocks in your pockets.

mmmmmm

If you call him "BAD" to his face, he might try to make-out with you.

McBeastie

I'd tell him "bad" to his face and he would still have to serve me my drink. So what are you getting at? And he wouldn't fight because then he might risk ripping that sweet blue velvet vest of his. But nice try trying to defend the douche.

Engage

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