What is it with women-folk and that measuring thing? My wife has apparently done it to me in my sleep, but she asks all the time. It feels too much like being a science experiment and bugs me a little.

Scott - I measure penises for the same reason that I ask men their middle names and where they went to elementary school--when I'm infatuated with a boy I want to know all about him, whether I actually need the knowledge or not.

Also, if I suspect the result will be over six inches there's a certain degree of pride.