That’s no mere hatchet that Alex Jones is wielding, it’s a throwing tomahawk! Throwing a tomahawk at a pinata would be even less effective than those two chops that barely even dented the thing, though. On the other hand, if you mounted it on something solid… I think I might be on to something here! That sounds more fun than swinging at it with a bat.

Tom, did they sit you next to a mirror on the flight again? “There was a fuckin’ monster of a man who sat next to me. He was fuckin’ huge in every way. He was drunk as a skunk. And he talked the whole flight.” You sure that wasn’t you. ;P