I think you should dress only in black until the cracker man stops disenfranchising the hillwilliams.

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I have a buddy, who is pretty damn stout and known to fight back in the day. Anyway, he comes back from the Army on a break telling a story about getting drunk in Nashville and getting his ass kicked by this longhair, squirrelly bastard....named Shooter Jennings. It was funnier a couple of years ago when Waylon's son started getting some play, and we saw the guy....