If you've read any of my posts, you must knowI believe that life is not by chance.

I believe that an IDOL (Infinite Designer ofLife) created me, you, and our tools (senses)to see it.

By the way, I'm the world's worst spealer.

This guy from Iowa told me a joke the otherday but it's too corny to repeat.

Every normal person has six senses, contacts with reality. Jesus could have said, “She’s not dead. She's sleeping. She’s lost her contacts with reality” We do also when we “sleep”.

If there was no such thing as light, there would be no need for an eye, much less two. Nor feet and balance if there was no ground. (BTW, a snake crawls.)

If someone agreed to work for a penny a day for six days, (the seventh is a day off), they would, or should, receive 6 cents pay.

Each of our senses has a zero, reference (balance) point, in the middle.A lilly has one head stem with six stems around it. Balanced on the top ofeach outer stem is an elongated pollen pod pivoting in the wind.

Try this:

Take six pennies and place them around the seventh and see if they “fit”. They "rest on the seventh."

Man’s sixth sense is balance. It’s in the inner ear with a separate nerve to the brain and has nothing to do with hearing.

God loves balance and that’s the reason every living thing, and fossils too, are symmetrical,like the center of heaven. Also like the name of the mother of all living, “Eve”. Also like the creator’s name , “I Am that I Am”

Exd 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth [their] wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces [shall look] one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be. Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

Man, like God and Eve, has three faces, love, hate, and indifference.Remember the movie, “The Three Faces of Eve”. Her names were “Eve White”, “Eve Black” and plain “Jane”.One cannot go from love to hate or hate to love without going through the middle one.If, and “life" has an “if” in the middle, you stay in your “happy face”, I can’t guarantee complete happiness but things will, I’m sure, be a lot better.

Because of a stupid error on my part, I had to rewrite all of the above after hitting the wrong click.I was taking a break and trying to remember what all I had written when the song, “Put on a happy face” began on my music channel.

Eve asked Adam, " Honey, do you love me? "He replied, " You know I do. You're the only woman in the world for me."She then remarked, " Let me count your ribs."

War and peace, life and death are not opposites, as black and white are.

Hot and cold are opposites.

“Warm and cool” or “morning and evening” are the same, alike. It’s just a matter of perspective, where you’re commin’ from.

Gen 3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking inthe garden in the cool of the day: (evening, half day, half night)Note to myself Add the following to the "3 faces of Eve" (Story # 160 on www.//hereoisreal.com)

Which of your, or someone else’s faces should you “respect”? You could spend your whole life creating something beautiful but in one moment of anger destroy it.

Moses wasted forty days and nights of God’s time in a sudden fit of anger so God told him to come on back up the mountain and he’d write the tablets again.That which is written in stone twice, back and front, is written in stone.

If, on your birthday, two of your grandchildren gave you gifts, one a bouquetof flowers and the other a lit stick of dynamite with a short fuse,which one would you respect most?

God “respected” a blood offering from Abel.

Can God be facetious?

Mat 23:35 That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar

More balance:

Life is created by the joining together of two opposites.Once upon a time there was this woman who was an optimist who married a doubting Thomas.They had a child who became an optometrist.

Once upon a time there was a wise queen and a dumb kingwho had a child they named “Wisdom”.

Zec 9:9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an az, and upon a colt the foal of an az.(first & last)Thy king dumb come.

Is the intelligent creator dumb? He"s at least as smart as me and you.Can the intelligent designer hide a truth from me and you? You bet your sweet az.

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Oh my god, no, I've never really looked at my hand. It's amazing. All those lines like little elephants all in a line singing god bless america and, ... dude, what was I saying? Can I have another one of those?

--------------Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

b) Dude, like, sometimes when I look at my hand I wonder if there might be a parallel universe buried in one of the wrinkles. When I consider that possibility I feel guilty when I wash my hands.

Hey pass that back over here...

Them call 'em 'fingers', but I've never seen 'em fing...

I just realized: I'm the "ow" in the word now!

And if you tell anyone...

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Oh, man. I just thought of something: If I stop looking at my hand, will it be like that quantas mechanic stuff and it'll vanish or like, turn into a flipper or an emu or something? I hope this stuff doesn't bamage my drain

Here, in reality, O is realHere, in life, O is a good beginning.It's what the first story on hereoisreal.comis about. (Love your maker from the top of yourhead, top, to the soles of your feet,bottom. Anddon't forget the heart, middle.)

Selective pruning. You're only killing the ones that are thinking the bad thoughts.

Whoa! Did you see that? ... There it is again!

I've always thought that there is a huge difference between those of us that have eaten the fruit and those of us who have been too afraid... Or .. Dam! There it goes again! Hey, is that one of you? Stop it. That's mean.

So Here O is real, very stream of consciousness. Was the post random or is there a point?

I would like the one with bigger... Jeez. You guys can cut it out with that hologram of satan you keep buzzing around my head.

--------------Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

There's a war going on and you idiots are acting like stoned hippies! If the other side wins, it is your fault!

But, I thought that if we changed our behavior the terrorists will have already won?

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Steve, I hope you don't mind. I stole this fromyour thread just to keep things together.*****************************Allen said in post#76:So what? Darwin didn’t speculate on any of this, but rather “started in the middle”

If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as “valid”:1. Mathematics2. Physics and Chemistry3. Engineering4. Biological Structure5. Biological Function6. historical hypotheses#1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analgous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results.Comment by Salvador T. Cordova, IDEA GMU — August 3, 2006 @ 3:19 pm

My post to the above:Sal,I like the way you think. If the numbersdon’t add up, somethin’s not right.You’ll find lots of them that do at:

ZeroYou’re comment got caught in the spam filter, and it ended up here (cutting room floor) when I approved it. I’m not quite sure why at the moment.–Crandaddy

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Crandaddy, now all my posts are being pulled.Am I banned?Zero

Your comments are being moderated. We discourage commenters from being excessively theological. Religion tends to be a sensitve topic for many people, and it strays from the general theme of this blog.–Crandaddy

Comment by Zero — October 16, 2006 @ 10:14 am ************************************Crandaddy, your explanation above was not posted until today. I tried to post three times last night and again early this Am.

I have participated on UD for about a year so I know what ID is and what it's goals are.When I post, check the record, I try to converse with the last commenter or at least, stay on topic.Unless I tell a joke, I am totally ignored. Again, check the record.In no posts have I said to anyone,"You're going at it wrong", but when I remarked several times that the best proof of ID might be symmetry and balance, there was no response.When I said, "Life is about family and home.... No comment.When I remarked, "Man has six senses the Intelligent Designer gave you so that you could 'see' his creation. " there was no response, even when I posted again, "I amastonished no one asked."Because I posted an hour before post # 1 on this thread, it appears here, that I ignored Allen. I didn't.

Now, one of the real reason I'm posting now: (If it doesn't show here , not on the 'cuttingroom floor, I will post it on Allen's sight. I'm still going to ask him if he knows man's sixth sense anyway.

Crandaddy, please explain "being excessively theological" so I can decide if Ieven want to post here. ."Religion tends to be a sensitve topic for many people"

I know most IDers are bible believers in some way, so when I see something in creation that mirrors a hidden truth in the bible, it's hard to keep it tomyself. Henceforth, I will only call my maker the "Intelligent Designer" or IDOL ( Intelligent Designer of Life) on this site. That is a promise.

Allen, I still don't have an invite I mentioned on post 18.

Sal, I listened to your radio interview. Very good.The offer a made to send you a picture of my 'Rock of all ages' still stands.

I don't feel so bad finding my posts on the Off Topic cutting room floor.From there, I have no place to go but up. No suggestions please.

Steve, I hope you don't mind. I stole this fromyour thread just to keep things together.*****************************

Of course I don't mind. The more the merrier.

BTW Hereoisreal, just so there's no hard feelings later:

1 I don't personally think your ideas have much merit.2 But they are different and we're all a little bored of AFDave3 and what you get out of the deal is, UncommonlyDense censors the living sh1t out of everybody there, and here we're very liberal and permissive and you won't put a lot of work into a comment to find that some a55face has hit the 'disallow' button. 4 so in conclusion, even though most of us probably won't like your ideas, you'll get a fairer hearing here than there.