Tech #1: So, why did the cops pick you up, again? For dressing like a transvestite?Tech #2: Nah, for hitting my girlfriend. She clocked me back, though, and by the time the cops pulled up we were already making out.

Worker #1: So, what time do you usually stroll into the office in the morning? I’m assuming you’re not an eight AM guy…Worker #2: What makes you think that?Worker #1: I’m older — I know things.Worker #2: And because I sprint into the office ’cause I’m always late.Worker #1: So, what time is safe for a meeting? Meaning you need to be able to one: talk, two: listen, three: understand, and four: ask questions if you have them.