Trudeau’s Liberal party trails badly in voter-intention polls but the party has vowed to announce a new promise to fix something in the country every day leading up to the October 19 election.

The five-year plan to build a national cycling infrastructure is the first of those announcements with Trudeau expected to outline plans in the coming days to save Canadians from hoards of terrorists through small tweaks to Bill C-51, acknowledge that climate change might be something to think about, and put dozens more dollars in the average voter’s wallet, among other issues.

“The average number of bicyclists on the Trans-Canada has risen by almost 4% in the last decade alone according to the 2014 federal transportation survey. Mr. Trudeau is the only leader tackling this national embarrassment.”

Appearing on Canada AM this morning, NDP leader Thomas Mulcair said that Trudeau’s two-wheeler plan is “stranger than strange” but spent most of the interview laughing almost uncontrollably.

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