There it is. 425,000 miles on the whip! Hit it today. Told you I’d be right back. Time to add another moniker to the repertoire, YAKWII aka The Fall Back Kid aka The Wackest Blogger You Know aka Mr. Gettin It In aka The Wackest Blogger on the Internets (and now) aka Highway YAKWII.

Seriously, who else is doin numbers like this?!? Huh? I’ll tell you who…. F*ckin No One! (Cause other people can afford to buy a new motherf*ckin car before it gets to this ridiculous point!) It’s whatever though. I eat wild miles every day! Mornings was hashbrowns.

You would definitely catch me stunttin in a pair of these Tod’s for Ferrari Driving Loafers! I’d rock these red ones too, with no socks and ashy ankles. Killin’em!

Unfortunately, the irony in all of this is that now with my current car situation, I’m not even driving – I’m walking and making use of the public transportation system. Sheesh…I haven’t had to troop it since like 15 yrs old!

I’m in my late 20’s and I’m at the point where I can’t even perpetrate in some clean loafers while drivin my dusty, old ass whip. Sh*t is wild! Well, it’s nothin thou. YAKWII will be right back!

More pics of the shoes that probably cost more than my car repairs after the jump.

I was over on Luxist and came across a post about a Swiss design firm named Black-Out Concept. They basically take high-end items like watches, exotic cars, motorcycles & even houses and apply a stealth bomber-style matte black finish to give them a “blacked-out” look. Looks dope. Mr. Kanye West has selected their blacked-out version of the Rolex Submariner as his official watch.

Must be nice to lay claim to your official watch and have people pay attention. I’m gonna try that one day, but it doesn’t even have to be for anything as fancy as a watch. One day I’ll announce my official toilet paper and we’ll see if I get the same attention. Peep after the jump for more Black-Out Concept projects. One.