I thought this would make a rather humerous thread where people can laugh a bit rather then be-littleing one another on any opurtunity we see. So here it is!

I want to hear the dumbest, most humerous, stupidest, besttest, wackiest macros that you guys have heard! Please do not mention the names of those who used the macros... i don't care about the creator i care about the content! Here are a couple i had to put up with recently:

"The power of the christ compells you! Convert!" (guess he was religeous) =/

"This one is for the great kingdom of s'an d'oria! Fast Blade!!!!!" (dunes lol)

"Ouch! That definitly needs some lub sweety. WaterII" (kinda sexual but i lol'd)

And here is one of my own macros, which i will get trademarked because Migrey STOLE it from me!

"This is my slug shot macro" Then i slug away.

But off-course... Migrey just <3 it too much and had to make a "This is my cure one macro" -.-

The origin of the macro is Tharo's brain!!! to not steal it dam you!!!

I'm pretty sure you all heard that little tarutaru red mage with his macro'd auto-attack shouting "For bastok! for the republic!" x.x he creeped me out on numerous occasions.. not bad though. i dont know if he play anymore.

I can't stand people who spam those kinds of macros.. So that's all you see.. Their macro over and over. But a macro that sticks out in my head, was from a whm who would spam cure through macro and say "Hey <t> take another hit of this Sh*t" And other macros simiilar to it. Partied with her quite a few times, the macro just got old after awhile. >.<

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75RDM/37BLM Rank 10 Valefor I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment of my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment. -I'm just the girl all the boys want to dance with ...And you're just the boy who's had too many chances.-

Blade Warding is like waving your hand infront of a shotgun hoping that everything will line up to not blow your face off, the chance of it actually saving you when you actually need extra chance to live is laughable I personally go with Blood Draining, but Mongoose is probably better than it, but Blade Warding isn't even in the conversation.

The problem with Macros that are supposed to be 'cool" is that they are repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

That being said I love to see just neato little 2 hour macros. My Bard 2hour was "Now this is what I call a Juke Box Hero! Soul Voice!". Or my RNG/WAR Provoke Macro in the dunes "Come on pull it together guys. The Ranger just Provoked!"

Now one of the well dumbest macros I ever had was Tachi: Jinpu which is an awesome wind based WS. I went with "An Evil Wind is blowing! Tachi: Jinpu"

Basically all my /ja abiitys are /echo anymore, and my WS are all just "Here I Go! <name>!"

Dude, grow up and get a life. Maybe your posts would actually hold some water if u didnt hide behind the anonimity of an alla account. Maybe if u had some balls u would so up with u real name and start posting and get flamed in return b/c im sure ur just as bad IF NOT worse

Cheater wrote:

I'd love to meet up and beat the absolute living @#%^ out of you. Talking online gets boring, i'd rather just show you my gratitude personally. plzkthx.

I knew a PLD who had <call> in his voke macro...all the way past lvl 70 before he quit. I refused to ever party with him. I dunno how his static survived that long without significant hearing loss.

I PTd with a RNG who had <call1> in his pull macro. Refused to change it because he wanted to make sure the PT knew he was pulling. Happily we could all read so /kicked and got someone else without the auditory assault.

*disclaimer - this is not meant to be a racist statement. It is apparently a quote from a movie but Ziggy won't tell me which one -.- If you take offense to this, here's a quarter, buy a sense of humour*

Ok...Flee macro - "Run niggah! It's the Po-po-police!"

Oh...and Shindra's Sneak Attack macro is...

"Stabby-stabby! {Sneak Attack}"

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Raji wrote:

I HAET YOU! YOUR NEWB GIDE MADE ME LOOSE 20000 MILLION GILZ AND NOW IM GROUNDED CAUSE MY DAD CAUGHT ME USING HIS CC TO BUY MORE GIL SOS I COULD LEVEL GOLDSIMTHING TO MAKE TEH MAD GILZ TO SELL AND MAKE THA MAD BLING BLING SO I CAN GET THE FLY CHIX AT SKOOL! I HATE YOU R8 DOWN IMA GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND-

I've set all of my NIN macros to be lyrics from "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice from the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I made them only for sake of I only ever exp NIN with close friends and we make macros to **** each other off on purpose, it's become sort of a competition. We cram as many annoying calls in as possible :D

I lol'd, literaly. It's one thing to say "lol" as an expression that indicates you find something humerous. Its another to actualy laugh out loud. >.> Fodder just won 10k.... for w/e its worth to him xD

Excuse me, but i could care less for making more friends on Valefor. Come immigration time i'm out. I have goals which are no longer in reach for me on Valefor, so i'm in pursuit of a 2nd chance, its a decision that i've made and i'm following through on it. do /dance in hapiness cause you're getting your wish.

Well this thread was fun, until someone came in and ruined it. Thank you for making something fun turn sour! You must sleep well at night. That being said, I wouldn't say much about churchill, not only is he a jerk, but the person now playing his character is a mob stealing, CFH jerk as well. You must keep -great- company.

And I "lol'd" too. Wonder how many people on the internet say "pwn"... Anyway, off the topic of trends and fashion....

75RDM/37BLM Rank 10 Valefor I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment of my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment. -I'm just the girl all the boys want to dance with ...And you're just the boy who's had too many chances.-

Just goes to show that even if you have a bad rep, at least some people can find something you do worth reading about.

So yeah. Wow.

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75RDM/37BLM Rank 10 Valefor I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment of my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment. -I'm just the girl all the boys want to dance with ...And you're just the boy who's had too many chances.-

Haha, yeah.. The way it works is.. His rating on the first post is the 3.45. That means.. People rated him up on that particular post for that rating. And the one in your status is the average of them all. So if you posted one bad post.. Your score might be 1.17 (o.O) for that particular post, while on another good post, it might be 3.45.

As for scholar.. I think that's based on the number of posts.

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75RDM/37BLM Rank 10 Valefor I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment of my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment. -I'm just the girl all the boys want to dance with ...And you're just the boy who's had too many chances.-

Haha, yeah.. The way it works is.. His rating on the first post is the 3.45. That means.. People rated him up on that particular post for that rating. And the one in your status is the average of them all. So if you posted one bad post.. Your score might be 1.17 (o.O) for that particular post, while on another good post, it might be 3.45.

As for scholar.. I think that's based on the number of posts.

It's based on rate ups. I used to have scholar, until someone rated me down.... heh.

My pull macro....

"The Opo-opos attack! [Pulling <t>]" Anyone who popped Cathi and Tipha for ZM5 in Yuhtunga Jungle knows what I mean..

In closing, if you use call1 in any macro, please stop;_; As blist-happy as I am, even I don't like blisting PT members, but call1 in TP macro or (god forbid) pulling macro is way over the line, and if a reasonable request won't do the trick, they've gotta go...

PS: Fodder didn't even mention that Aluc's Invincible macro is actually a 3-line beast where he "has the power" and all the other good He-Man quotes, making it even funnier in practice when he drops dead 0.4 seconds after using it.

I like my macros for summoner... See, I like to roleplay so I use sayings in my macros that I make up corresponding to the spell (not just summoner) or I use old FFs ones.

Summoning Carby: (there are no /[insert chat mode here] because I only use these when I set the chat mode myself to Party)

Hope.. Courage.. Love.. /wait 1 One cannotaru live in a world of darkness without these~ /wait 1 SHINE THROUGH! I summon thee.... ~{Carbuncle}~

Summoning Ifrit: The firey flames of Altana's fury run deep.... /wait 1 Crimson Red Anger... Flame of Rancor... It is time~ /wait 1 BURN UP! I summon you! ~{Ifrit}~ (I kifed that last line from FF:Unlimited, an FF anime, if you replace Ifrit with Phoenix.. then yea.. lol)