I love his acting and he owns a pretty biatchin car. But I get the feeling Johnny Depp is a great actor because he completely lacks social abilities. My guess is that he likes his privacy because he's realized he's a few math lessons away from being Rain Man and doesn't want to be mocked.

You know, like how James Earl Jones carefully crafts each word because of his former speech impediment? Like that, but with social interaction. Therefore he 1 - follows the script, 2 - takes his cues on careful observation, 3 - doesn't inject himself into every role. Like Dennis Leary.

I don't understand, is the headline referring to the beach as a paradise and his ex-gf's last name is Paradis? Because the article says the beach is named after his daughter. Whom I'm assuming is not his ex-girlfriend.

ransack.:I don't understand, is the headline referring to the beach as a paradise and his ex-gf's last name is Paradis? Because the article says the beach is named after his daughter. Whom I'm assuming is not his ex-girlfriend.

TheShavingofOccam123:ransack.: I don't understand, is the headline referring to the beach as a paradise and his ex-gf's last name is Paradis? Because the article says the beach is named after his daughter. Whom I'm assuming is not his ex-girlfriend.

Dirtybird971:he's 50, she's 27. and bi? this will be over faster than me sexing up a lady.

No it won't, and here's why:

Johnny Depp is about as open-minded and progressive a guy as you'll find in the Hollywood. He was pals with Hunter S. Thompson. He's tight with Keith Richards. He knows that the world is a strange and terrible place. He's aware of just how weird it can be, and he knows that people must be free to be who they are if they are to find any joy in life. As such, I predict that he will indulge her, plus, and has certainly has the means to do it. If she feels the urge for something, or someone, he will encourage and explore it with her. Because he knows that if he doesn't it will stifle her, foster resentment, and kill the relationship.

AngryJailhouseFistfark:Dirtybird971: he's 50, she's 27. and bi? this will be over faster than me sexing up a lady.

No it won't, and here's why:

Johnny Depp is about as open-minded and progressive a guy as you'll find in the Hollywood. He was pals with Hunter S. Thompson. He's tight with Keith Richards. He knows that the world is a strange and terrible place. He's aware of just how weird it can be, and he knows that people must be free to be who they are if they are to find any joy in life. As such, I predict that he will indulge her, plus, and has certainly has the means to do it. If she feels the urge for something, or someone, he will encourage and explore it with her. Because he knows that if he doesn't it will stifle her, foster resentment, and kill the relationship.

There.

You sound like you've spent a very large amount of time fantasizing about being Johnny Depp's girlfriend.

Uh, is there not some angle here, it's just a story about Depp getting married? Cause that's like the 'Not News:' part. Unless you are the type to DVR entertainment tonight and use the phrase 'holywood celebs'

Oh, I don't think he'll have any trouble keeping his bisexual lover amused. Haven't you guys seen all the cute little outfits Tim Burton's been tarting him up in over the years? Whatever she's in the mood for, he's got the wardrobe pressed and ready.

/NTTAWWT//except maybe that Mad Hatter nonsense. Damn, that film was a tough slog to get through.

ransack.:AngryJailhouseFistfark: Dirtybird971: he's 50, she's 27. and bi? this will be over faster than me sexing up a lady.

No it won't, and here's why:

Johnny Depp is about as open-minded and progressive a guy as you'll find in the Hollywood. He was pals with Hunter S. Thompson. He's tight with Keith Richards. He knows that the world is a strange and terrible place. He's aware of just how weird it can be, and he knows that people must be free to be who they are if they are to find any joy in life. As such, I predict that he will indulge her, plus, and has certainly has the means to do it. If she feels the urge for something, or someone, he will encourage and explore it with her. Because he knows that if he doesn't it will stifle her, foster resentment, and kill the relationship.

There.

You sound like you've spent a very large amount of time fantasizing about being Johnny Depp's girlfriend.

Or, you're Johnny Depp.

Maybe both.

Neither, just a deviant who's learned to stop fighting the urges and accept other deviants and their deviances. It makes life so much more fun. And easier.

SmartestFunniest 2014-02-04 12:21:41 PMransack.: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Dirtybird971: he's 50, she's 27. and bi? this will be over faster than me sexing up a lady.

No it won't, and here's why:

Johnny Depp is about as open-minded and progressive a guy as you'll find in the Hollywood. He was pals with Hunter S. Thompson. He's tight with Keith Richards. He knows that the world is a strange and terrible place. He's aware of just how weird it can be, and he knows that people must be free to be who they are if they are to find any joy in life. As such, I predict that he will indulge her, plus, and has certainly has the means to do it. If she feels the urge for something, or someone, he will encourage and explore it with her. Because he knows that if he doesn't it will stifle her, foster resentment, and kill the relationship.

There.

You sound like you've spent a very large amount of time fantasizing about being Johnny Depp's girlfriend.

Or, you're Johnny Depp.

Maybe both.

Neither, just a deviant who's learned to stop fighting the urges and accept other deviants and their deviances. It makes life so much more fun. And easier.

while some parts of what you wrote seems true, I don't know how you could possibly know what is in her heart. You completely cut out Ms. Heard from the equation. It's entirely possible this is a marriage "made in Hollywood" like all women who marry Tom cruise.