Daily Mail on Google's plans for world domination: "The idea is that we, and our treasured possessions, will be fitted with minute microchips which could be linked to the internet, via computers, by a digital radio frequency. In this way, you would only have to type "Where is my watch" or "Find Joe Bloggs" into your PC or handheld computer, and Google could assist you."

Would be lots of fun putting AdWords on these searches. See Google's other evil plans revealed on this Fark thread.