I humbly accept this Moderatorship, as well as the inestimable honor of "Übermenschassistent" bestowed upon me by Lawrence, and do hereby pledge to honorably carry out the duties of these offices to the best of my ability, so help me God. (I also accept the Kit Kat with obsequious gratitude.)

My first act as moderator will be to TOTALLY GO ON A RAMPAGE WITH THIS BONESAW.