Pitbull, according to The Boston Phoenix, has expressed unbound excitement in regards to the Wal-Mart promotion. The entertainer stated, "I'm excited to find out which local Wal-Mart store has the most new likes so I can share the experience of using Energy Sheets® with my fans."

Infected by Pitbull's enthusiasm, I decided to get involved. With the help of some friends on Twitter, including the incomparable @fart (fellow SomethingAwful.com writer Jon Hendren), I started a campaign to exile Pitbull to the Wal-Mart on Kodiak Island, an icy, bear-infested locale just south of Alaska. As of now, the Kodiak Wal-Mart has over 22,000 new "likes" on Facebook, putting it far ahead of any other Wal-Mart in the nation — far ahead of Kodiak's actual population, in fact.

He adds,

Will he (Pitbull) be mauled by a Kodiak? Stay tuned for further developments.

What Thorpe means by "a Kodiak" remains a mystery, but whatever one of those is, it sounds dangerous.

You can read more from The Boston Phoenix here, or if you need to (re)discover how things got this far to begin with click here.