i'm feeling boaty

Top tens of 10, no.6 – didnts

Top ten things I didnt do in 20101) Go to Disneyland.2) Learn to drive. Again.3) Eat bulls testicles. Or any testes at all, really.4) Write a book.5) Get married.6) Implant, stow, or expel any children from my undercarriage. At all.7) Scuba dive.8) Cry because of a comment box.9) Wear a hat. Oh no, wait, I did wear a hat. I did not wear a sombrero, though.10) Become president of a small South American republic. OR DID I?
No. No, I didnt.