The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.

My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!

A variation of the chili dog. As most people know, the chili dog is when the man shits on the women's chest and then titty fucks her. The dick of course is the hotdog, the tits are the buns and the shit is the chili. The cheese is added when an unwashed and uncircumcized man is doing the fucking. His dick cheese, or schmegma, provides the perfect topping.

"I haven't washed by dick in days. There is so much cheese down there I think me and the missus will have a chili cheese dog tonight."