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Random quotes I've stumbled across lately:

While standing in the long food lines at the Hadar Shavuot retreat, between the silverware table and the food table, screaming at each other from across two lines:Lev: "I'll trade you two forks for a spoon."Desh: "Two forks and a sheep; that's my final offer."Lev: "I don't have any sheep!"Lev's girlfriend: "..."