Well, that would explain a lot of stuff, like the whole thing that he doesn’t sleep much. Cuz he’s a genius like Edison or something. Uh oh, now I’ve invoked Tesla’s Ghost! It’ll meltdown and become penniless just before saving the world (again).

Well. . . this is just a rumor, and as enoyable as it is to gossip about someone we don’t like, there’s no need to speculate on weird conspiracy theories (like conservatives have with Obama for the last eight years) when there are equally weirder tidbits coming out regarding his half-assed campaign almost every day that could lead to his downfall if the FEC gets involved.

“Hitler was taking a cocktail of 74 different drugs, including a form of what is now commonly known as crystal meth. He also took “barbiturate tranquilizers, morphine, bulls’ semen,” according to reports.”

The Donald is probably taking 1/2 of the famous “Phen-Fen” weight loss regime. While related, it’s not what Hitler was taking. Hitler was doing straight-up meth.

Score another one for the guideline: "for any headline that ends in a question mark can usually be answered ‘NO’ "