Gender IdYou may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and 's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy t

Golden Gate Bridge.Golden Gate Bridge---
On Wednesday three buses of European tourists had come to Golden gate bridge complex. Tourists are always coming to the bridge and creating lot of confusion and din. But European tourists were quite disciplined and they observed everything silently and with dignity. Since I have become a citizen of San Francisco, I helped them understand many things and short brief of history of Golden gate. Indeed I would act as a tourist guide or better still I would write a movie story on the lines of Guide, with backdrop of San Francisco. He he he he.
I have started a new idea of going to the end points of certain bus routs. So I have gone to the end of route no. 44 and rout no. 18. the bus no. 44 starts on California street near our home and on O’shaguan road near postal head quarters. A very long journey indeed. The bus passes two BART stations and gigantic forest of Glen valley and of course our famous Golden Gate Park. Sandhya w

EroticaI love the tone,
Of your sexual moan.
The fire in your eyes,
When I am between your thighs.
I love to make you sweat,
I love the look of you wet.
The way I make your body quiver,
With each lick that I deliver.
I love that when our bodies mingle,
The tips of all my regions tingle.
The way you look when you feel pleasure,
Makes me feel like your only treasure.
I love that when you reach your high,
It is MY name that your lips cry.
By Crystal VanSickle
January 3, 2006

Little Old LadyA little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement.
>>
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."
>>
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
>>
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" " Did you steal it?"
>>
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I
go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off
it comes!"
>>
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the wa

They Walk Among Us!IDIOTS AMONG US:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
And he was a Kansas City chef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
T

Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Yell In Victoria's Secret10... Does this come in children's sizes?
9...No thanks, just sniffing.
8...I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7...Mom will love this.
6...Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5...No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4...Will you model this for me???
3...The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2...45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
1... Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

Ponder TheseCan you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up

Wrestlingwell last night me an my roommate went to a wrestling promotion to watch well my roommate turned around to me an one of our freinds an says i can get both of you in that ring so we said go for it an later on we had a dark match it was tight mine an my opponets match was the loudest outa the whole show other then the final match an even it quieted down to where my match me an my manager JT. TWIZTID had the crowd in an up roar it was tight. hopefully this comin up saturday they will throw me in a rematch.

Role-playing Destiny QuizMy score on The Roleplaying Destiny Test:
The Sage(You scored 21 Leadership, 27 Charm, 71 Nobility, and 64 Competence!)Talented and noble, you are an example to other players. You help any in need, but probably avoid large social gatherings such as cantinas and bars, prefering to be alone to hone your respective skills. Because of your aloof manner, people respect you but are likely a bit intimidated and unsure. But you probably like that.
Link: The Roleplaying Destiny Test
(OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Cherry StashThe crew has been hard at work creating yet another cool ass feature for the LC. If you have not had a chance, please check out your new "Cherry Stash." Now you have a place to stash all of your favorite links, videos, jokes, etc. If you have any questions, please let me know.
Scrapper.

Bulletin Viewers AddedA message from BabyJ:
"i just added a 'recent readers' box to the left side of the page when you're reading a bulletin post. werd.
-mike"

Sundaywell i am really excited moving my 2 older kids today they are moving in with dad. I am keeping my youngest destiny. i am kinda depressed cuz the man i have feelings for isn't online today and he knows i will be kinda scared cuz of this weekend I am going to try and relax and see how I am later i am hoping he comes online so we can talk i miss him so much and he says he wants to be with me i don't know i will soon i Hope

ThanksThanks all for the comments and voting on my pics I will be in another contests soon I dont care if I win just fun to share for all my friends family fans all that huggs Chelle

FlirtYou Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
What Kind of Flirt Are You?

The Gift Of Knowing YouA friend sent this poem to me last night and I wanted too share it with all of you!
There are gifts of many treasures
> For both the young and old,
> From the tiniest little trinkets
> To great boxes filled with gold.
>
> But, put them all together
> And they could not stand in lieu,
> Of the greatest gift of all
> The gift of knowing you.
>
> When your times are filled with troubles
> Sadness, grief, or even doubt,
> When all those things you planned on
> Just aren't turning out.
>
> Just turn and look behind you
> From the place at which you stand,
> And look for me through the shadows
> And reach out for my hand.
>
> I will lift from you your burden
> And cry for you your tears,
> Bear the pain of all your sorrows
> Though it may be for a thousand years.
>
> For in the end I would be happy
> To have helped you start anew,
> It's a small price to pay
> For the gift of knowing you.
>

Theme SongYour Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"
You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
What's Your Theme Song?

Sesame Streetisn't this just cute lol
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.
You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained
You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.
How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Just Things To Pass Timeu have to play them each separately of course but give them each time to dl all the way
funny mime version of the song torn i think it is
battle of lord of the dance i thought this was awesome two tappers and the lord of the dance dudes battling
dot from madtv on tv show about jesus bein in her school picture i love when she farts and blames jesus too funny and how mean her dad is to her for being so silly with a great imagination guess some parents wouldnt want that in a child i would i would die laughing all the time many times over

Alcoholic DrinkYou Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm.
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

You Will Love MeOK really I'm new to lost cherry so I figure whoever sends me my first message then they will have popped my so-called cherry!! LOL Just want to say hi and you'll love to meet me so hope to hear from you soon.

First Impressionso i log on to this site when i check my email and see that i have new comments, friend requests, etc but my first impression is that this site is mostly for people who have been kicked off of myspace because they were being too trashy! wtf put some clothes on and eat a cheeseburger or two...sure if you are hot its okay for you to walk around with your titties hanging out, but have you looked in the mirror...YOU ARE NOT HOT! i am not saying that i am hot and should be walking around with my titties hanging out but come on you know the only people looking at you are ugly old perverts
okay i am done with my first rant bye and have a great day!

HalloweenWe each have fond memories, a cute story or something that is Halloween related. Share it here. Lets take a minute to stop and share with the people we call friends.
I guess my favorite Halloween memory would be a costume party I went to a number of years ago. I was working as a school bus driver for the county school district here and the drivers were for the most part a family. We made plans to do many things together. One of the drivers had a nice sized piece of land and had set up a huge haunted maze. It was incredible. She and her family spent weeks putting it all together. There is no funny story no punchline just a memory that I find myself reflecting on every year.
Kinda like the neighbor that sets up a halloween haunted house for all the trick or treaters every year. (You will hear about this neighbor again around Christmas since He also does a very elaborate Christmas Display). Is nice to see that some still find the fun in the holidays and dont just see them as comme

PointsHello everyone please Help Big Bad Wolf get to the next level. Love ya all.

Polite Society Where Has It Gone?As a few of you here know I am usually not the forst to make contact and some have asked why. I prefer that others make the first move contacting me as there are so mant idiot guys on here who think that you should use the most primal and gutteral language possible. I should also mention that it seems to also be the least creative utterances that humans have to offer. Due to this I dont just go around hitting on everything with a profile, and if you would like to have a decent conversation just hit me up, I promise that I will not hit on you unless you start the voideer, and I am interested in you. When did we loose the polite society?
k

HellspawnClick here to listen to Hellspawn song
Conjured
out of
darkness
demons
from the
depths of
hell
Satan's
Spawn has
arrived
on earth
f'ever
more to
dwell
Crimson
moon has
killed the
sunlight
Day is
dark as
night
Hellspawn are reborn
All will now repent
Father of all lies
He is the serpent
blood and
chaos
now reign
supreme
Rivers
flowing
red
All will
Witness
the fall
of man
at hands
of the
damned
Flesh is
wasted
butchered
Slaughtered
Mankind
is now
dead
Hellspawn are reborn
All will now repent
Father of all lies
He is the serpent

PricelessPack of Newport 100's: 4.50
Gas to get to a dark neighborhood: 5.50
Rolling around in the grass for hours with someone you love: Priceless.

Fun Fun ^_^had a relatively good day yesterday. didnt do any work, and i went to a nats game wit my friend alison. the only bad parts were that i found wit my baby (jimmy) and the nats lost. me and jimmy made up and alison made the game ton more fun.
during the game, we got food. it seemed like i had been eatin a TON of chicken tenders all buried in the fries. normal chicken tender meals have three chicken tenders and a bunch of fries.
"how many chicken tenders did u have alison?"
"three, why?"
"i feel like i'v been eatin 15...cuz i def eat three ages ago!"
i had hiccups twice and it made me started to think and laugh a lil:
"hey alison..."
"yea?"
"did u know that if u sneeze, hiccup, cough and fart at the same time u die?"
(us laughin, me dying from laughin so hard for like 20 minutes)
this foul ball came for us at one point. we were 5 rows up behind 1st plate (damn good seats) and after the 7th inning stretch, a foul ball came out way and hit this girl in the head like a r

Sunday 10/1OK ITS 10/1 OR 9/31 ON SUNDAY AND I AM ABOUT TO WATCH FOOTBALL ALL DAMN DAY!!! I JUST WANT TO LET PPL I AM SORRY FOR BEING GONE, I KNOW U'LL MISS ME BUT HEY ITS FOOTBALL AND IT CALLS ME EVERYTIME LIKE CRACK COCAINE!!. WELL IF YA FEEL BAD FOR ME BUY SOME GIFTS AND TELL ME U LOVE ME AND I'LL TTYLATER GATORS, MUAHZZZ ESPECIALLY MUAHZ TO THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO IS TRYING TO LEAVE ME!!
OH AND RATE SOMETHING FOR ME ANYTHING, I JUST NEED 1300 TO LEVEL UP, THANKS GUYS

Re All My Fiened Family Fan Fanswork with foster kids and cps on a regular basis.in texas right now there are 200 kids per county being removed every 3 hours.there are currently 36,000 kids in texas in foster care today.for every 5 kids in care at least 1 of them will never love or care about another individual in thier lives because they have trust

Can You Read This??CAN YOU READ THIS-
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Lostmy heart is lost for a lillte bit for now until my baby is born.The man i thought loved me showed his true colors and I left. FOr now i will hurt but i have the joy that god gave me growing in to brighten my days now.
LOve you all
Baby doll

My Love, Are You Still Mine?My love, Are you still mine? 'Cause there are many... Fantasy thoughts going through my head, As all I do is think of you... As I've hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know... I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn... That you are the man of my dreams, The one I have searched all my life, That every day, more and more, I'm falling deeply in love with you!
Oh to find this and be able to say this is all i want
hugz cher

Dance Before Her.Ever walk out into a morning, that was crisp and felt like the world was okay? Ive been there. I've been told its thine embrace of Divinity.
Mornings like these are rare but they do happen. They remind me that even when we think we are broke inside there is always something that will heal us.
These days The media assualts us with Images of a Broken world, and facades of who we're supposed to be. It seems that Humanity its self has gone awry. We have.
We have become traumatized by the attempted assination of the Soul. They have lain Siege on the very Spark that makes us who we are.
It disgusts me.
Thats why Days like these I hold dear. I am Slavaged from the ennui of twisted perceptions. I am made whole once again. Divinity renews my strength, heals my faith in Humanity, and reinforces my Convictions.
Therefore I dance; I dance to Honor her, and you.

Joke Of The DayA twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out
of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.
If i

Please Pleaseme and the wife are in a contest please stop by and rate us and comment please please
come obn we can win

Kitty Kitty KittyPresidents of the United States of America - KittyAudio Codes From AcousticSpot.com
Vote for the cutest pet!!!

PleaseYou fill my heart with your innocent light
And just for that I'll not stop to fight.
I hope you could understand.
So please don't tell me that you are alone
Cause then I show you how much you are wrong.
You just have to give your hand.
So please don't tell me
No, don't tell me.
Please don't tell me, that I'm wrong.
There beyond your way
You can hear me say
Just don't go away!
Don't go away.
There behind the truth
Of everything I do,
I can't forget you!
Cause I love you.
In the book of my life I found your name
And there I learn that life is not a game
Or easy like a dance.
I wait for you in the road of forever
Hoping we could make a future together
I just want one more chance.
So please don't tell me
No, don't tell me.
Please don't tell me, that you're alone.
By Mistic Angel
Some song letter I wrote. Portuguese is so much easyer.:p

Cremated HusbandCREMATED HUSBAND
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought
his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in,
she poured him out on
the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in
the ashes, she started
talking to him.
"Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I
bought it with
the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
ashes
then said,
“Herman, remember that new car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money! "
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing
her fingers
in the ashes she said,
"Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me?
Bought it too, with
the insurance money!
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
said,
"Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?
........Here it comes!

Fucked Updoing what you did you fucked up
saying what you said you fucked up
acting like you acted you fucked up
leaving like you left you fucked up
playing with my heart that was your worse fuck up
me loving you i fucked up

Ilyai hate when people say i can get anyone i want...its like so far from the truth...what i want is in RI and i cant get it even if i try more then anyone in the world...like literally 6 people today 'your so hott you could get any guy you wanted' its like annoying almost because i know i cant get the one i want :( i just hope that we do end up moving back to mass

Golden Gate Bridge.Golden Gate Bridge---
On Wednesday three buses of European tourists had come to Golden gate bridge complex. Tourists are always coming to the bridge and creating lot of confusion and din. But European tourists were quite disciplined and they observed everything silently and with dignity. Since I have become a citizen of San Francisco, I helped them understand many things and short brief of history of Golden gate. Indeed I would act as a tourist guide or better still I would write a movie story on the lines of Guide, with backdrop of San Francisco. He he he he.
I have started a new idea of going to the end points of certain bus routs. So I have gone to the end of route no. 44 and rout no. 18. the bus no. 44 starts on California street near our home and on O’shaguan road near postal head quarters. A very long journey indeed. The bus passes two BART stations and gigantic forest of Glen valley and of course our famous Golden Gate Park. Sandhya w

Soo.I finally fell asleep at like 3 am.
Talked to rob for a bit, so he calmed me down cause i wasnt in the best of moods.
I still wanta beat ashleigh up. < 3 Love you lol.
I burnt my hand again.
Gotta go to walgreens.
And get shit but that would involve putting clothes on haha.
Ill just throw on a skirt and shirt and be on my way :)
My cell phone is rather annoying, when it rings its like squeeking at me and i dont like it.
I love the new puppy but i think i might be allergic to her lmao. Cause everytime i touch her i itch.

On Coming To Terms With Your SelfThere is a time in the evolution of every soul
When the chief concern is no longer the survival
of the physical body, but the growth of the spirit
no longer the attainment of worldly success, but the realization of Self.

I Am So Irritated At The Lc Right Nownothing is working for me on it today so im irritated at it....so im going to sign off for a little before i get so pissed that i throw my comp thru the window....so peace ya'll dont be too sad ill be back in a little bit...much luv...
luv always---mary

Another PoemGod kiss my babies tonight, I wont be there tonight
God please dry my tears and mend my heart, we're
forced to be apart.
I'd give all I have to make it right
but I know that I can't not tonight
God watch them grow and make them
strong and if you can God
help me hang on, I can't help feeling that
I've got to be strong, they need me lord,
but maybe I'm wrong, I think I'm right though,
I see it in there eyes. Alone so special theres no
disguising.
I think they need me to be alright, but for now Lord
you can be there tonight....

What Mythological Creature Are You?You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Angel75%Faerie75%Demon59%WereWolf58%Dragon58%Mermaid50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Gaming Ideas?Do yall have any ideas on another game or story to start and fire up....let me know right here and I will see wot I come up with..........thanks yall are the greatest! *HUGS* for the guys and *KISSES* for the girls :)

What's The Point.....?Can anyone tell me what is the point of loving? What is the point of giving your heart to someone just to have them destroy it....To have them hand it back to you tattered and torn into tiny pieces....I just don't understand it anymore....Seems like a battle best left unfought....

Take Chances Or Not?Ok so i posted a very intresting blog and got a few comments about dangerous wants, needs...So then i got an intresting reply what if someone thought that the other person was the perfect person? Is there such a perfect person in this world? Does she/he exist? Another question is do people want to take chances or are they content in there "confort zone" and not want to take a chance on anything? My cousin Destiny thought the same thiing she had it all job great friends and wasnt going to go outside the confort zone but when she went to vegas she did the most shocking thing anyone ever thought She came home married after 5 days in vegas, Ya 5 days and all because she took a chance..She is the mom of a beautiful baby boy now and preg again all because she didint follow everyones rules and want her to stay where she belonged and be with someone from michigan and settle down and blah blah She went had fun had an instant attraction and now BOOM...My brother took a chance when he dated so

Uncle JackAre you ready, for suicide?
Let me run a razor across your throat.
You took a child for a ride.
Led them down a long and shameful road.
It rips my heart out to see you living.
You gave them money in exchange for pain.
You're the monster in the closet.
They'll take your secrets with them to their graves...
Locked you away behind cast iron doors.
Rather see you dead on the floor..
I hope that you're feeling so much pain now.
Uncle Jack, Can you hear them still screaming?
Broken hearts broken dreams..
Uncle Jack, is your evil still creeping?
Never coming back here again.
What were you thinkin? Are you human?
Took their innocence and made them slaves.
You want forgiveness? You're so sorry?
I'd rather put you in an unmarked grave.
Uncle Jack, can't you see them still bleeding?
Uncle Jack, tell me, how are you sleeping?
Never coming back here again.
I just wanna tear your goddamn HEART OUT!!!!!

So Sad!!!!today is saint james day out here..
I NEVER miss it..
its pouring like cats and dogs (which is enough to make anyone sadder or gloomy)
and i am working til 6 and the fair if its even going on ends at 5 and its over 35 miles away from where i am right now..
so.. in short.. if its on.. i cant go..
and if its not.. well.. boo hoo too!

LaughterLooking over my shoulder realizing I should be watching the lil ones instead of trying to figure this out lol I have come to realize that could be a big mistake giggles lets just say this pudding everywhere on their clothes...face..hands...floor..omg what I a mess and instead of being upset I am laughing...who said laughter was the best medicine is sorta right...peace

I Know What Its All About Nowso last night me and my friends were partying, drinkin, tokin, i even popped a hit of E to change up my night some so i could drink more...anyway i was all good most of the night then my friends seen a guy walk past the apartment with a rifle in hand, no normally i would have thought eh whatever no big deal but from the trip i was on from the E i got right paranoid and for the first time ever in my life i was scared shitless, thought i was gonna die last night and eveything...luckily one of the guys that was here partyin decided to lie to me and tell me that he saw the guy get in a car and leave, so that calmed me down and made everything good again.
fear is a state of mind, once you lose your mind tyou lose your ability to fear...well last night i found my mind

Do U Have ItLOVE IS THE FACTOR TO WHAT YOU NEED TO MAKE IT RIGHT .YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE THE PERSON HAS THE QUALITIES U NEED TO MAKE THE CHEMISTRY EVEN BETTER .WHEN ALL THESE THINGS KICK IN TO PLAY THE REST WILL FOLLOW .LOVE IS LIKE A RECIPE IF U DONT HAVE ALL THE INGREIDENTS ITS NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY FLAVOR.

SundayJust wanted too wish everyone a great sunday... and im glad too seee LC back up lol I was going nuts haha.... damn site is addicing as hell lol... im doing laundry... ewww.. and waiting for the race too come on BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY WAHOO.... anyways yall be good or be good at it ( whatever that may be )
Bec

To You're Responcehere i am waiting for you
im quivering with lust
my skin burns with passion
what you going to do about it
i lick my lips
will you lick my lips?
will you take me in to you're arms?
will you make me feel you deep in me?

I Thought This Place Would Be Better Than MyspaceThis site is worst than MySpace actually. Most everyone here seems to be an attention whore. Showing all that they can of their bodies to the world to get 10's. Have some respect for yourselves for goodness sake. And at least on MySpace people keep in touch and do chat unlike here.

LmaoA Guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter you'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."

Animated PicsYeah they are really annoying in my eyes for some reason for all the people on here with the transforming pics into something else is just boring and if your one of those people reading this take no offense its just my opinion. That is all. :D

The Politics Of DancingAn ongoing dispute in the Pagan Community is just that: Community. What makes us a community? What (if any) are our goals? What can the individual group, coven or solitaire do to aid the community? What point do we draw the line on groups that claim our banner yet are neither Pagan nor do they serve as an asset to our Community?
For those who are plain just disgusted by the "$19.95 witches" then I hope I can allay your worse fears by saying that (neo-)Paganism, while still a "counter-fad" to many people is growing beyond that. In a few years time most of the "fadders" will have gone on to the next "counter-fad", but a few (1 out of 10? maybe) will remain to become serious practitioners and valued members of our community. It is a sad fact that Wicca and Neo-Paganism attracts its share of freaks, degenerates and sexual predators. This harms us. The reluctance of people to take a stand against such individuals, while somewhat understandable considering our history as a persecuted gro

Hello CherrysThis is my first day in the land of lost cherries and I would like learn all there is about this site, it looks like fun. So ELLO, nice to meet ya (if I forget to say that later).
Stay cool, God bless (I can still say that right?)
Until we chat again (stolen fraze from a friend)
Fret

Never AgainMM all,
I posted this because in many ways it represents the reasons why I work to help with Pagan Pride Day. Many of you who have been to a PPD before have seen a memorial (and our PPD is dedicated) to Tempest Smith(tempestsmithfoundation.org/). For those of you who do not know Tempest's tragic story, it is one where WE as a community failed. And it cost Tempest her life. You have seen the bumper sticker's slogan before: NEVER AGAIN. That is what PPD is about. I am not one who believes that the darkness of the corners can provide safety. Itis time that we proclaim ourselves as Pagans Proud, who are firmly dedicated tothe proclamation: NEVER AGAIN!!!
As a last parting thought that is in no way meant to denigrade the fate of so many women, it needs to be said that it was not only women who were jailed, tortured, and murdered -- so were many men.
BB,
Eugene
Each year they parade her about...
the traditional Halloween Witch.
Misshapen green face, stringy scraps of hai

What Color Is Your AuraYour Aura is Purple
Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.
You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need someone who sees your vision and adopts it as his own.
Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician.
What Color Is Your Aura?

Can Not Log InI know I have only been a memmber a couple of days as lancelot_69!But I cannot loggin as lancelot_69 for some unknown reason!Although I have logged in three times already today? So I cannot send message for help?Cannot send message to no one and most of all I can not delete my profile because I cannot loggin as lancelot_69!I had to create a new page just to get in and write this blog hoping some one would read it and tell someone who could fix it because I cannot message anyone! Great I am having fun at lost cherry!

What Tarot Card Are You?You Are The High Priestess
You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed.
You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light.
You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two.
Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets.
Your fortune:
Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward.
You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination.
And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end.
You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open!
What Tarot Card Are You?

What Happened?please, please tell me why everything is messed up? i cant contact anyone! all my friends and fans and my profile and even my name has been erased and i cant contact lost cherry either. i want my stuff back and i want my friends back and i want my points back!

Grr.Okay, so I find THIS site RIGHT here on Myspace. I decide to figure out what the site is all about. Sign up for it, obviously. Feel like a complete fool to myself because I'm on no sleep and trying to figure everything out during ends up being too confusing/complicated for me with no shut eye. So, I decide to create a personal name for my site... go to check out my site and everything is GONE! After I had already filled and out and began to tell people about it.. just, GRR.

Theme SongYour Theme Song:"You Oughta Know" - Alanis Morissette
'What is your theme song?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Oughta Know
>> Alanis Morissette
I want you to know that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to be good enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, 'til you died
But you're still alive
(chorus)
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in t

LithiumLithium
>> Nirvana
I’m so happy 'cause today I found my friends,
They’re in my head,
I’m so ugly, That’s okay, 'cause so are you,
We’ve broken our mirrors,
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care,
And I’m not scared,
Light my candles in a daze 'cause I’ve found God,
Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah,
…Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah!
I’m so lonely, That’s okay, I shaved my head,
And I’m not sad, And just maybe I’m to blame for all I’ve heard,
But I’m not sure, I’m so excited, I can’t wait to meet you there,
But I don’t care, I’m so horny, That’s okay my will is good,
Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah,
…Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah, Yeah, …Yeah!
I like it - I’m not gonna crack
I miss you – I’m not gonna crack,
I love you – I’m not gonna crack
I kill you – I’m not gonna crack,
I like it – I’m not gonna crack
I miss you – I’m not gonna crack
I love you – I’m not gonna crack
I kill you – I’m not gonna crack
I’m so happy 'cause

Hello AllI am writing my first blog.I have no idea to what i am going to write.Well tonight i am feeling like a lost soul.with no where to go.
Please if any one got any suggestions to what i can put in my blog.

After You Die???After you die...Poltergeist
After death, you will become an enraged poltergeist. You will choose not to follow the light, but instead torment whoever happens to co-exist in the same space as you. Your anger will never diminish, but you will find solace in destroying expensive china.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

What Is Wrong?Whenever i get sent bulletins about sex games, questionaires , or generally anything to do with sex, no-one ever gets back to me with a reply?
Am i that fucking ugly & repulsive i do not warrant a reply?
C'mon people, give me a fucking break here, throw mw a fucking lifeline.
Just what is wrong. Can someone fucking tell me what the hel is the matter.
I am sick of not getting replies, just get bulletins & told to repost.
I am as nice as the next guy, if not sometimes better, but i still get no replies or fuck all.
Help me here & throw me some answers.

What's Your Random Movie Quote?Cutekitty6969's Random Movie Quote:
'My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.'- Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER ONE....
"MASTER CHIEF, SUCK MY DICK" FROM G.I. JANE

$$$gas Prices$$$ Part IiDid you know that a while back, in the ninties, there were tax incentives put in place by the Clinton Administration to encourage the oil and automotive industries to seek out alternative sources of fuel? These incentives were deemed unnecessary and were done away with by the current Bush Administration. You know Georgie Porgie doesn't have to worry about the price of gas, that is a concern best left for us common folk to fret over.
I remeber when gas had dipped to $0.69 a gallon in this area eight years ago. Those were some good times, care free driving. Lately I have seen it get as high as $2.99. Do the math, that is over a 400% increase. That means a whole lot more than expensive gas folks.
To put it in better perspective every day people are not the only consumers of gas and other petroleum products. Many businesses depend on gasoline in one way or another. All of sudden it cost more to transport you favorite goods (groceries, clothes, electronics) across he country

Heartless?yesterday i went to see my boyfriend with who'm i have a relationship for 3 years now..to tell him that it is over between us..not knowing how..without blaming eachother what we did wrong..all the love we have put in eachother, in the relationship..it wasn't good enough..we have tried so hard to make it work..leaving ourselfes behind..not in a healthy way..so much did we care..but the distance between us was too far away..physically and mentally..it had to end and i feel that i have lost the best friend i ever had..hoping that he still can be in an other way..but afraid that i lost him forever..still loving him..and still sad about it..

Birthday BlessingWhat a beautiful Sunday. When I left my home for safety from Katrina, I left two cats free: My Onyx and TJ (Tig Jr.). When I returned home for good on my birthday of last year, Onyx was here, but no TJ.
This morning guess who came walking in the door?
My TJ! I am happier than I can say. Thanks and all glory to the powers that be.
May you all have such a wonderful event in your lives again, and soon..
I remain,
Sincerely,
Ariadne

I Am Single And Lookinghey all you single and sexy cherrys i am single and looking if there are any ladies between the age of 18-20 if you are looking you shoud hit me up if you want a fun and loveing guy you can get a hold of me @ fire_fox_360@yahoo.com

Bed Of RosesBed Of Roses
>> Jon Bon Jovi
sitting here wasted and wounded at this old piano
trying hard to capture the moment this morning I don't know
'cause a bottle of vodka's still lodged in my head
and some blond gave me nightmares
i think that she's still in my bed
as I dream about movies they won't make of me when I'm dead
with an ironclad fist I wake up and french kiss the morning
while some marching band keeps its own beat in my head while we're talking
about all of the things that I long to believe,
about love, the truth and what you mean to me.
and the truth is, baby, you're all that I need.
i want to lay you down on a bed of roses
for tonite I sleep on a bed of nails
i want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
and lay you down on a bed of roses
well I'm so far away
each step that I take is on my way home
a king's ransom in dimes I'd give each night
to see through this payphone
still I run out of time or it's hard to get through
till the bird on

Another Quiz Result.Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom
Athena was the greek goddess of wisdom, skill and war The roman name of Athena is "Minerva"
Genealogy of Athena Athena was born during the battle of the giants by Zeus and Metis, Zeus' first wife, who was keeping inside herself all the world's wisdom.
According to a prophecy at that time, Metis would bear a son who would pose a sever threat to Zeus, so Zeus swallowed Metis after she revealed her pregnancy, out of fear he would lose his kingdom.
Nine months passed by and then suddenly Zeus started feeling a strong pain in his head and asked the Gods' smith Hephaestus to comfort him. Hephaestus opened Zeus' head with an axe and Athena managed to spring out of Zeus' head, fully-armed. From the first moment on, Athena became Zeus' favorite child.
Athena was the patron deity of the city of Athens. She was known as "Athena Nike" (Athena the victorious), as she was believed to have given the Athenians the victory during the Persian War. Athena'

H.i.m. - Killing LonelinessMemories, sharp as daggers
Pierce into the flesh of today
Suicide of love took away all that matters
And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart
With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you
I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness
Nailed to the cross, together
As solitude begs us to stay
Disappear in the night, forever
And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words
are sent to start a war
With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
I'm killing loneliness with you
I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness
Killing loneliness
With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With

Good Grief People Stay In!!!tonight was another rough night...we found out that some guy may have intentions of robbing the store (WONDERFUL!) we had a high speed chase go by right in front of the store...I had to deal with teenage assholes...ran out of taco meat which pissed people off because of course they wanted taco salads...had people literally clean out the deli case! I suggest and this is only a suggestion but,stay at home!!!! Just throw something in the microwave and veg in front of the damn tv...its just altogether easier on the people that have to deal with your ass in a store that is 24/7 and easier on you because you can be home doing absolutely nothing!!!! Also, to all the potheads out there dont go to a store high with the munchies with about 3 or 4 cops outside your going to get busted ok...I know yall dont mean any harm but,for your own personal intrest STAY AT HOME!!!! this public service annoucement has been brought to you by a convience store employee....on a good note I get to go see the red

T-shirt Sayings.This one I love. LOL, ok, so maybe I like them all.
AND... here's a cartoon for THE MAN. hehehehehe

JeebusGive you the opportunity to ask me anything and you dont well fuck you ! and stuff
C

Which Neverland Fairy R U?You scored as Tinkerbell. You are a pixie with some attitude! You care for others, and always want to make things right, but sometimes your sassy ways can get in the way! You can make friends easily, and can fall in love that easily too! Though you may loose your temper sometimes, you always fix things, just like Tink's talent (she fixes pots and pans)! And that can be hard, if you have an attitude like Tink!
Tinkerbell80%Vidia-The Fast Flying Fairy65%Nari-The Water Talent Fairy50%Prilla--the Mainland Visiting Fairy45%What Neverland Fairy are You? (from new tinkerbell novel-girls only)created with QuizFarm.com

Pfp: The Wrong Ways RightThe Wrong way's Right
Cursing angels
Blessing deamons
Fighting Christ
Embracing Lucifer
Not a Christian
Not Satanic
But I'm hell bound
And that ain't about to change
Smoke like a train
Drink like a fish
I know i'm killing myself
And I'd rather slap you
Then hear You bitch
So just shut up
'Cause I don't wanna hear
Any screaming when I jump

Whatever Part 2...lolThe Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is very calm and kind. You go out of your way to help people who need your help.When alone, you appreciate being able to do nothing if you want to, and setting your own pace for things.You are intelligent. You use your time to its fullest potential and will go very far in life.In the future you will be happy and live richly.Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

The Five Variable Love TestYour Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationsh

Pfp: Trust Your GovenmentTrust Your Government
What I call freedom they call anarchy
An' that's fine by me
What they call Freedom I call slavery,
Why can't they see
I'd do anything for mycountry
But I'm terrified of the Government

Ok Definitely Last One, LolThe Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is incredibly tranquil and values peace above all else.When alone, you appreciate being able to do nothing if you want to, and setting your own pace for things.You are romantic, and when you are with your partner you like to woo them with your imagination.In the future you will be very wealthy. You have the ambition and the drive to make a lot of money.Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

Additional Plugins?So I tried to download the "additional plugins" that it says i need.. and it won't work... so I am wondering what exactly i am missing out on without the plugins. Tried to download it but it refuses to work right. Crap.

Pfp: SwollenSwollen
Black eyed, busted lips,
Cracked teeth and a broken nose;
Destroy my face,
Steal my idenity,
It doesn't make it right
but it explains my love of the fight.

Pfp: AshesAshes
Lost in your sparkling eyes i easily find
a beauty that shines so bright it's seen by the blind
the purity and softness in your skin
the song of your voice calms me more than I've ever been
when i see you your raven hair flowing
i can't deny what inside is growing
with the thought of your soft eyes
i could never tell you any kind of lies
but since i deny what i really want to say
i must ask does this confession matter anyway?

♥keys To My Heart♥The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

The Picto-personality TestThe Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is very calm and kind. You go out of your way to help people who need your help.When alone, you appreciate being able to do nothing if you want to, and setting your own pace for things.You are adventurous, always up to do the most extreme things. You have a certain recklessness that makes people very attracted to you.In the future you will be wise and healthy.Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

Pfp:not Yet Titled ( I Swear I'm Trying Help Me Out Here)Not yet titled
(I hate using 'Untitled' unless that's the title)
Who knows the things I've seen
Who knows the beast I've been
Who knowsthe pain I've felt
Who knows the blows I've delt
Who can see the writing on the wall
Who can see the world waiting to fall
Who cares about the dead in the streets
Who cares if there's not enough to eat
Who will cry at the end of time?

The Way Its WasThe way it was. The way we were.. I probably wouldn't be this way, I probably would hurt so bad, but honestly I never pictured every minute without you in it..but I just have to take it day by day..When it all started out it was cool, it was everything love was about..I pretended the whole time that I was with you, I was ok. Its hard to force a smile when I see your pictures and your stuff..Its hard to watch you walk away..There were words that I just couldn't say..There's never a right time to say goodbye..My heart is breaking..I just understand some things about people. Why they tell you they love you when they are creeping..But you have to listen to your heart..Sometimes your heart just doesn't give you the right feeling..Or your feelings get in the way..But fuck it I am just going to let it go..What's the point? You can be replaced..Even though I really want to be with you, but I just don't know who you are anymore. I know I cant do that..Hell I cant fight myself against you..But I

Whats The Most Important Thing To You?Family is most important in your life.
Having a high focus on family indicates that you are a loving and nurturing person. You want to have a nice big family of your own, and you are very close with your siblings and parents.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Ok Not Cool I Need HelpYou are 66% normal
You are kinda normal. You have your quirks, but overall you are quite normal. You do get a kick out of doing random things once in a while though.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Pfp: Random Sh!tnormality is a state of mind in the state my mind is in i'm perfectly normal, its the rest of the world that needs a shrink
(Blurb)
Welcome to realities embrace
where in the mirror you have no face
you look and in it's place
you can only see bits of what could be,
yet all the pieces amount to nothing.
(Blurb)
So many fold into one
when it's over what will there be?
When all is said and done
what'll be left of me and
will i shed a tear at how nice
it would be to again be a sacrifice.
(Blurb)
Tear me open and bleed me dry
Scatter the ashes or I'll be back
And don't you cry
'Cause I don't want that.
(Blurb)
Million miles from where we were
A thousand years to get here
And how much has changed
My insecurity still rips me
And your words of comfort
Offer no joy, but make me
Suffer worse than before.
I married you so you could kill me and I,
Die like a RockStar!

Pfp: Disposed OfDisposed of
You were high class, I was white trash,
we got together and had a blast but that's in the past
now I'm runnun' fast to get me some class
and you're where i left you're ass,
wallowing in the trash
'cause you're memories turned to ash
when you split in a flash.

A Weekend Together Ch. 02We are awakened by your phone ringing. It's a text message from Lucy, saying she can't make it today, but would like to in the future. You slide back into my arms. You look and feel so sexy, my cock is already standing to attention and pressed into the small of your back. My arms are crossed over your chest, my hands cupping and gently squeezing your gorgeous firm breasts.
I start kissing the back of your neck and your left hand reaches behind you to grab for my cock. You squeeze the thick shaft hard. I roll you over slightly so that I can kiss your mouth properly. My tongue penetrates your lips as we start to lick and suck each others mouths. I squeeze your tits harder as your little hand slowly starts to wank me up and down. Gently I bite your bottom lip, breaking away from our kiss. I lick down over your chin and leave a thin trail of saliva down your neck and cleavage.
Much to your disappointment my dick pulls out of your hand as I change position, kneeling over you. I whispe

How Will You Be Defined In The Dictionary?Ashley --
[noun]:A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
OMG!! they found out lmao..and now this is true i do laugh at everything lol

MusicHey everyone! Most of you who know me know how much I love my music!! Just wanted to share...I have a very wide variety of music in my trackz! Feel free to check them out, rip them if you find something you like!! Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

How Normal Are You?You are 80% normal
You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you!
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Holy ape shits im somewhat normal!! How the hell did that happen lol

Another Name Thingy #3babyhuey is newly-crowned Casanova
After making love to 23 sheep at once
'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com
ba-aa-aaa-ad babyhuey!!! lmfao.

HoroscopeAMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!
CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING !!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th. SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. BESIDE the NUM

A Weekend Together Ch. 01You arrive at my house to meet me for our dinner date. You look stunning in your little black dress which shows off your tits beautifully. Underneath is a black silk bra with matching thong and garter belt with seamed black stockings. On your shapely legs are a pair of knee high, stiletto heeled boots. I'm dressed in my best suit. We kiss and then I hand you a glass of champagne and a little wrapped gift.
You take your drink and open the package. Initially you look puzzled, but I pull a small remote control from my pocket and whisper in your ear that it controls the vibrating love egg I've given you. I lead you into my lounge and you sit on the sofa. I put my hands on your knees and push them apart, kneeling between your legs. You lift your bottom up and I hitch up your dress.
I start to kiss your knee at the top of your left boot. I work my way to your thigh, where the stocking top is gently indenting the skin. I lick across the naked flesh to your thong. I gently kiss your puss

My PoemHeavenly Father full of grace,
Bless my boyfriends sexy face
Bless his hair that sometimes curls
Keep him safe from other girls
Bless his hands that are so strong
Make him keep them where they belong.
Blesss his chest I love to clench,
Bless his tongue I love to french,
Bless my neck where he left his mark,
Bless the room that was so dark,
Blessed my breast he has sucked,
Bless the bed where we have fucked
Bless his dick that is so firm
Bless the thickness of his sperm,
Bless his child I hope to carry,
Bless this one I hope to marry,
If he shall read this prayer of mine,
I really hope it blows his mind,
But if my mom and dad should walk in
Forgive me lord for I have sinned.
Love,
your only faithful child
M'Lord

Pfp: PrayersPrayers
I'm two years old again,
and scared of the dark:
It's eternity vast and full,
and increadably stark.
I pull the blankets up over my head,
but the rational adult kicks in
and I uncover my face instead:
'They can see me even if I can't see them,
and it's no good to be caught unaware'.
Then the synical snaps:
'Nor to waste my breath
'cause I'd choke on a prayer'

Eh Not Sure Felt A RantAlright i am just kind of saying my day went well...i am tired and bored but don't want to go to bed yet. i am semi-hyper and playful, and just kind of bleh....so if you guys want to chat feel free to give me a post. also i will be trying to get some more pics up for you guys later of just random stuff and some of me so yay^_^.

What Will Your Headline Be?Ashley is GOD
How could we have missed it all this time?
'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Nah!! Not even close lol

Pfp WhoreWhore
Simple slut that's all i wanted to be
until the alarm went off to a bomb on my bedside table
but i was more blown away by what you had to say to me
i did understand, of that much i am capable
but how could you try to make a whore out of a simple slut like me?

What Will Your Campaign Slogan Be?Elect Ashley!
I'll tell you what to do,
bitch.
'What will your campaign slogan be?' at QuizGalaxy.com
omg!! rotf now thats some funny shit lol

IllwillpressOk if you were wondering where i got those one pics on my pro. Foamy and such well here is the name of the site. it is www.illwillpress.com just felt it was proper to point that out. illwillpress is a funny little flash cartoon site that shows random rants, fanmails, and just little animated clips. check them out i love the site. if you want more go into www.newgrounds.com its a game site, porn site, and also a video clip site so just type in illwillpress in the search and you should find some of the older ones.

Whatever...lolRissa --
[adjective]:100% kinky
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Poem From Profile: 20592059
Our nuclear future hath now upon us come
and our great nation doth cry
so liberty and freedom now are done
because the beloved lady did die
nuclear wars that no one could win were fought
so the water is no longer pure
and all of the lives that were lost for naught
with all of the air that is lost and breath no more
and to all who in someway do remain
clinging desperately to a thread of life
all live in the greatest mutated pain
and they all cry blood tears for the world's strife
though they cannot see with their blinded eyes
all the darkness of the burned and blackened skies.
Welcome to humanity's destiny.
So how was that?, only one i've got published out side of a high school Lit-Mag.

Chinese Horoscopei blogged it because it was so accurate
AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!
CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING !!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th. SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a C

'what Is Your Seduction Style?You are flirty.
You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

Your Body Is A WonderlandYour Body Is A Wonderland
>> John Mayer
We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you
One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue
Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it
you want love?
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Damn baby

What Is Your Sexual Iq?You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?Leo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.
In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.
Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

ControlThe smoke and mirrors of the mind,
Do so much when they bind.
Who can see and who is blind.
Is it you and are you mine?
Or am I the one,
Who cannot see?
That it is you who are controlling me.
The Dom, the Sub, the ill informed,
All have longings from the day they were born.
The whips and chains they do excite,
But the bonds of the mind have all the might.
Which is wrong and which is right?
Which is strong and holds the key,
The one on foot or the one on knee?
Is it you or is it me?

Dark And LonelySomething’s touch too deeply in the heart.
Reasons that are best left in the dark
Things that break you apart
So deeply in the dark.
The light should shine but it never will
Only the memories remain but still
But of the dark, I have my fill
And I guess I always will.
The wrong I’ve done was purely stupid of me
It wasn’t a thing that I meant to be
I was just far too blind to see
Darkness waiting for me.
My life for the other I’d be willing to give
If only I’d known, what it was to live
With not ever being able to forgive
Myself

CrushCrush
>> Jennifer Paige
Ahh, crush, ahhh
I see ya blowin' me a kiss
It doesn't take a scientist
To understand what's going on baby
If you see something in my eye
Let's not over analyze
Don't go too deep with it baby
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I'll do
I'll play loose
it's not like we have a day with destiny
It's just (aah) a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just (aah) some little thing (crush)
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha-la-la-la, Sha-la-la-la
It's raising my adrenaline
You're banging on a heart of tin
Please don't make too much of it baby
You say the word "forevermore"
That's not what I'm looking for
All I can commit to is "maybe"
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get crazy over you and me
Here's what I'll do
I'll pay loose
Not like we have a day with destiny
It's just (aah) a little crush (crush)
Not like I faint ever

A Cold And Rainy DayWhen I woke up this morning, it was on the cold side. It had been raining, off and on for two days and this morning the sun peaked out for a few minutes, just after dawn. Then it went back to a slow drizzling, cold rain.
My girlfriend had kissed me goodbye as she left for a three day business trip, just before the rain started and was due home today. To say I was in a good mood was an understatement. Not seeing Ann for three days was bad enough, but to have it rain on top of that made it even worse.
Ann, now there's a lady to study on. Five foot, seven inches of beautiful curves and long, long legs. When I had been introduced to her at a Christmas party four years ago, she had seemed very standoffish and cold. I found out later that attitude was caused by a very jealous and childish boyfriend. I was lucky enough to have run into her shortly after she dumped him and we've been together ever since.
She had called around eight AM to say she would be home around two, if everything

My PoemsTemperature Rises
Eyes closed
Lips pressed against mine
Tongues twirling twisting turning into one
Your hands explore every inch of my body
Caressing me
Legs wrap around your waist
Arms held above lean up against the wall
No where to go
No need this is where the path and dream become one
Soft lips sliding down my neck
Hands cupping my breast squeezing ever so lightly
Pinching and twisting nipples in your mouth
As you slide into me, I moan softly in your ear
Deeper yes that is what I have wanted all along
Inside me giving me pleasure
Nails running down your back
You I nipple on your neck whispering take me want me need me
Thrust harder and faster
YES YES YES I am no longer whispering
Heat pouring off our bodies, sweat dripping to the floor
As we finish together
I feel both of our bodies quivering shaking from ecstasy
You lye me down on the bed
As you lye down next to me you brush my hair with your fingers
Look int

Rebel YellRebel Yell
>> Billy Idol
Last night a little dancer came dancing to my door
Last night my little angel came pumping on the floor
She said 'Come on baby, I've got a licence for love
and if it expires, pray help from above
Because In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more
In the midnight hour babe more, more, more
With a rebel yell more, more, more, more, more, more,more
She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg
but when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed
What set you free and brought you to me, babe
What set you free, I need you here by me, because
In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more
In the midnight hour babe more, more, more
With a rebel yell more, more, more, more, more, more
I walked the ward, with you, babe
A thousand miles , with you
I dried your tears, of pain
A million times, for you
I'd sell my soul, for you, babe
for money to burn,

I Donnowell seriously lyk i donno what a blog is cuz well i only have half a brain so yeah... anyways... i just joined today nd yeah it seems hot!!

I Wanna Know What Love IsI Wanna Know What Love Is
>> Foreigner
I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines
Incase I need it when I´m older
Ohhhh
This mountain I must climb
Feels like the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds I see love shine
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life there´s been heartache and pain
I don´t know if I can face it again
Can´t stop now
I´ve travelled so far to change this lonely life
Chorus
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me
I´m gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me
I´ve got nowhere left to hide
Looks like love has finally found me
In my life there´s been heartache and pain
I don´t know if I can face it again
Can´t stop now
I´ve travelled so far to change this lonely life
Chorus 5X

PriestsTwo priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!"
The other replies, "Its working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

Just Some Frustrated Ramblings....hmmm.... ok i doubt anyone reads these anyways.... so im just gonna rant for a few minutes... LOL! ok so on tuesday and wednesday a few members of my volunteer group and I went to the skytrain station and handed out 1,000 flyers...in about an hour and a half of our own time not to mention the fact that flyers arent cheap and that has to come out of someones pocket! so all these people who took the flyers were all for our rally that we were holding thursday... everyone was all for 24 hour security brought to the skytrain station and more lighting brought in to our city so that we can all feel safer walkin down some of the streets in our community and have more police presence in the bad neighbour hoods!!!so why did those people not come and help support us, how are we going to get the attention from our city officials if no one makes a big enough effort and take control of the situation. do you think if you close your eyes the problems are going to go away... no im sorry they are only

What A Soldier Leaves BehindBeing a spouse of a soldier is a very hard job. Some spouses have other jobs, some stay at home, some have children to take care of and some have both.
When our Soldiers have to go we are the ones left behind. We are the ones that have to take care of everything by ourselves. Some are lucky to have family and friend around, while others do not. We no longer have our loved ones by our side for they are away fighting for our freedom.
We are the ones left behind to take care of the bills, children, house, repairs, cook, clean, shop, even to eat and sleep alone. We worry everyday if they are ok? What they are doing? Where they are? Are they being shot at? Are bombs going off around them? Are they eating? Are they sleeping? Are they cold at night? Are they to hot during the day? Will I hear from them today? Will they be home on time or has there tour be extended? Will they come home alive, wounded or just fine? These are just a few things that go through our minds everyday.
Some sp

Depression Is Drawing Near...I've been doing alot of thinking these past few days, and realized that this Tuesday, (10-03-06), is not going to be a good day for me, mainly and foremost, because it'll have been exactly 1 year ago, on that very day, when my ex and I split-up, and to this very day, it still tears my heart from my chest to think back on what's it's been like to have lived, [if you can call what I've been doing "living"], without her for 365 days.
She may not be effected by our separation, and I really can't blame her for that if that's truly the case, but it has made me realize that when I had everything I ever wanted, I threw it all away by doing some really stupid shit, and it was shit I knew I shouldn't be doing, but I did it, and was punished for it, as so I should have been... but in the back of my mind, I think that maybe, just maybe, throwing away an 8 year relationship may have been the tiniest bit on the extreme side.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm always gonna' have love

The Next DayMy birthday ended up going really well. A guy I'd only met a few times ended up giving me $100 for drinks, then another one for a cab. If I piece together the parts of the night I remember I don't think I could even come up with half an hr total. My DD ended up drinking so thats why we took a cab. I woke up the next morning and thought my car had been stolen, then realized I had left it at the bar. Happy B-day to me!!!!`1

Contest Starts Now (did I Make A Mistake By Entering)Hello EVERYONE!
This Contest I'm entered in is going on right now, it lasts for one week. I finally got up enough courage to enter, I'm hoping I didn't make a mistake. I was entered in last weeks for only 10 hours.
What I'm worried about is someone in the contest is popular and has a ton of friends, you know when you get a shout in you box asking you to vote for someone you don't even know. I like to go to the site and see the pic's and vote for the person I want to. It seems that some are more of a popularity contest. I choose this contest site because the rules are a little different then most.
It says "Winner is based on the highest rating, not the number of votes so don't forget to vote for the pic's you don't like too." Seeing that put me at ease a little but I'm still wondering if I made a mistake by entering. I guess I'll find out. Thanks for being there and cheering me on you guys mean so much to me!
If I never joined Lost Cherry I NEVER would have had the courage

Lesbian EncounterThis past summer, my best friend and I decided to take a mini vacation to a cabin in Sedona Arizona. Going on vacation together was something we wanted to do for a long time. We were the best of friends, we did everything together, and it was like we were so close, we couldn’t make a decision without the other one’s input.
The evening of our arrival we checked into our cabin, unpacked and just spent the night enjoying that fact that we had no husbands or kids for an entire weekend, it was just us, with the freedom to do anything we desired. Since we were so tired from the trip up to the cabin, we called it an early night, excited to get out the next day and enjoy the sights.
We slept so sound that we actually woke up two hours later than we had planned; neither of us even remembered hitting the snooze button on the alarm. Since we were so pressed for time, we jumped in the shower together, I didn’t even think twice about it. We had been friends for so long; I just didn’t

Horny, Lonely NightEveryone knows that winters in Oregon bring very short and very cold days. Most people get depressed at this time of year, that’s why there are so many snowbirds traveling to Arizona anticipating the warm weather.
Well my husband is too young to be a snowbird, but since he has family in Arizona he usually travels there at this time of year. This leaves me home alone for at least a month or so and since I am in my early thirties, everyone knows I have an over zealous sex drive.
I have the perfect job to satisfy my sexual needs, I am the manager of a large apartment complex. So I have access to lots of single and married males. I’m pretty good at selecting the ones that are willing to satisfy my needs weather they are married or not.
I have set my sights on 3 males, they must work together as I see this Suburban pull into the complex everyday at the same time and two of them get out and enter their apartments. They are covered in dirt and mud, nothing could be sexier.

Take My Hearti saw you standing there all by yourself
i saw the look in your eyes
back when we new our love would never end
and wed never say goodbye
when im with you things are alright
when we kiss goodnight
we both know that it wont end there
two lovers in the night
so take my heart and keep it locked up
keep it out of sight
take my heart and keep it locked up
make me feel alright
in my world you complete
in a dream we will meet
and youll take my heart again

Say What You Gotta SayDo not walk away
when the road is rough,
It is true what they say;
crossing boundaries is tough.
Never say goodbye
when you have wings to fly.
Follow your scheme
in the morning light;
live your dream
through a starry night.
Never say goodbye,
just give up or cry.
It is wise and smart
to seek the truth;
listen to your heart
the leader of youth.
Never say goodbye
and be deaf to every lie.
Pursue your goal
though the journey is long;
free your soul
from all feelings, bad or wrong.
Never say goodbye
and YOU'LL WATCH YOUR LIFE PASS BY

Just Something From My Twisted MindSatan's Little Doll
Who is that calling my name,
calling me into a life of shame
moving my arms, hands and face
making my heart pound and my body race.
Telling me it feels the best
better than all the rest
feeding the life of a small child
who's life will only get more wild.
I lay shaking in my bed
while visions of pain play in my head.
I will always respond to his call
for I am Satan's little doll.
To shape and pose how he wants
those nights of hurt leave their hunts.
Walking into that fiery room,
just to meet my ultimate doom.
The hurt and hate cut through my heart
as it did from the very start.
Satan opens his arms,
promising not to cause me any harm.
Don't tell anyone, he would always say,
Why did he touch me that way?
Going through it all
knowing I am only Satan's little doll.
Making my life a living hell
inside screaming,
but outside,
would never tell.
Satan had his way with my body and soul,
my life will never again be whole.
Tea

First BlogWow, after two years of myspace blogging I cant believe I would ever be a traitor...LOL.....Just seeing how this works really.........

Watch OutPoison
Close your eyes,
it'll be alright
after I poison you
tonight.
Lay on your pillow
rest your head
because sooner than later you'll be--
Dead.
Just a drop is all it takes
in your food
on your plate
eat up.
Eat all you can
your last meal hour fell
and you are destined to
rot in hell.
Maybe that will keep you warm
you're so cold to everyone here
maybe that will burn your compassion
and make you more sincere.
Lies and more stack up against you
pretty soon they will all come tumbling down.
I hope they crush you
into the ground.
Asphyxiation isn't as clean
but it would make you suffer
for what you have done
to all the others.
When the cops come the next day
I will have gone far away.
They will only find you, cold and dead
lying so still in your bed.

LiesLIAR LIAR
You're lying again
not a big surprise
you're such a fucking bitch,
so don't even cry,
You do the same shit
over and over
pretending like you care
when we all see your true colors.
Well here's something for you,
so let it sink in,
fuck you bitch
do I need to say it again?
The damage has been done
there's no going back,
You'll always be a fucking bitch
and that's a fact.

KarmaWell I work as a catering server for Xcel Energy Center in Saint Paul. (one of my THREE jobs) Well I take the bus right now cuz my car was repo'd in Texas cuz my ex-bastard fiancee sucked me dry for all of my cash.....ANYWAYS, WHILE I was working...someone tipped me...which like NEVER happens...we work on gratuity that is on our checks...but that was cool that he did that, I took it anyways even though I wasn't supposed to, then a woman walked up to me and told me I had the prettiest eyes...made my night. After work, I was catching the bus, and asked some dude where an all-night Walgreens or drug-store was around the area, he wound up telling me I had a killer personality and he would be honored to hook up with me!!! hahaha I was flattered, but not interested...anywho, then I head onto the bus, there were these two young guys sitting across from me and one of them had one of those killer old-school spikey wristbands on. I commented I loved it and we got to talkin about metal...by the

The First Date: Part 2the first date: part 2
We enter the dark house. Our bodies so close I can feel the rush of our blood. The beating of our heart in tune with the throbbing of my rigid member. I carry her to my bed and gently lay her on the bed. Looking at her I say, " You look like a goddess". She starts to remove my clothes urgently with a fervor like she would devour me. Biting my nipples like she was starving for anyting I might give. Nibble and biting; the pain was making me exhale and inhale sharply.She grabs me and pulls me down to her and bites my neck quick and hard . It was all I could do not to cry out in pain and beg her not to stop.
I grab her hands from behind my back it was my turn to play. I put her hand above her head and taking a silk hankerchief tie up one hand to a bed post tight. Not to tight though I wanted to give her the illusion she could struggle free. I then tied her other hand the same. I then started removing her clothing slowly but not to slowly. I wasn't c

Poeple With No Lyrics To Their Song....Watch one of these bitch ass poeple steal my fucking words to my poetry and dedicate it to someone because they can't write for shit.....
You people need to get a life especially if you sitting here reading this and you stealing my shit anyway!!!!
Assholes!!!!
It's fucking published already anyway!!!!
HA HA HA HA!!!!
Dumb motha fucka's!!!!
I hate people that's why I sit behind a damn computer all fucking day and stay in the damn house with my babies because bitters make me sick!!!

Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke :up In The Morning With A VaginaTop 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.
7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes
5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more
without sleeping first.
4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.
3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.
And the .. 1 thing a man would do is:
1. Finally find that damn G-spot.
Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Rub one out for the joy and relief.
8. Get a bj.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5

Really Funny (if You're Old Enough)You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello,
and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully
appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by
our computers, please read on...
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their
infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out
something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and
I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
C

Empty Dreams Of Love....If only words could be actions,
Then when I say I love you,
It would touch your heart,
If only dreams were true,
then my dream would be you,
If I could have one wish,
the my one wish would be to be beside you,
If I could have anyone in the world,
I would choose you,
You complete me in ways that I thought I couls not be completed,
You give me unimaginable mental orgasims,
You take me away with a single word from this madness that I call life!
You distract me from all pain and suffering,
You are PEGASUS,
My mythological creature symbolizing purity in my world,
If my world were dark,
then your voice would be the ONLY light in it,
My love for you is unconditional and always will be,
It has no remorse,
No sadness,
No pity,
It does not lie,
It is now and always will be pure,
It is understanding,
Of this I am sure,
WITHIN this confusion of my mind,
One thing is for certain,
I am now and no matter what,
Will always be right by your side!
I love you!!!

Ugh.If you're offended by my bulletin.
I am sorry.
It was not directed at anyone in specific
so if it bothers you.
Then delete me.
Its that simple.
Bite me.

TearsIf tears could build a stairway
and if memories were alive
i'd walk right up to heaven
and bring you home again
no farewellwords were spoken
there was no time to say goodbye
you were gone before i knew it
only god knows why
my heart aches in sadness
deep down my tears still flow
what it meant to lose you
no one will ever know

Say Yo... Say Mei'm going to sleep soon
1)i had a blast with few friends online chatting with mics!
lol i love this people, they make me sing and laugh a lot!!!!
i don't know how but they are just great!
2)people still asks me if i am ok after all that happened this week, and i can say yes. i know it was fast and all together getting my heart broken and all, but something i learned in my life is, that paybacks are the hell. i feel sorry for him, because i know he will suffer lots more than me sooner or later. and like another friend told me, probably he will do it much more when he realizes what he lost.
3)i had to celebrate too, 1 year with my dearest prince, Jeffrey...(yes, and he calls me princess)
we have a loooong story in this year, he's like an angel for me
he's the most honest person i know, and he always told me just the truth about everything, no lies between us, and we always care for each other
i know if something happens to me, he will be always there, for everything, always at my

The Price Of GasI THINK THAT THE PRICE OF GAS SHOULD GO DOWN TO .99 AGAIN THAT WOULD BE GREAT BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT IS NOT GOIN TO HAPPEN IM GONNA INVENT A CAR THAT RUNS OFF OF WATER THAT WOULD BE SO COOL HUH THE GAS PRICES HERE ARE 2.33

Unfinished Poem Man I Hate Writer's BlockEver since we met,
you've put a smile,
on my face.
That even now,
I don't think time,
could erase.
Having you near me,
holding me tight.
That's how I sleep,
through the night.
On sleepless nights,
when you are gone.
The thought of you,
still lingers on.
Its only then when i drift,
off to sleep.
That my heart tries to tell,
this secret that I keep.
Wanting to tell,
you so badly.
That its for you that,
my heart truely aches.
Your gentle touch and,
your sweet kiss.
Your handsome face,
that's what I miss.

MoneySo you talk to a person for a while. you begin to think you know them, and what they are about .......and whammm !Right out of the blue they start to first hint for it then they beg for it, crying they can't pay bills, need food or rent....and best one yet they can't afford to buy thier meds.....omg has it come to this? beggin for money online, offering to do things on cam for cash.....Give me a break if you need it that bad get a second job , or a first job even. and most of all have some self respect !

UntitledOpen up your eyes and look at me,
What do you see?
The face that loves you,
Don't you love me?
Confusoin lingers in the air,
and makes our minds interwind,
I know things are harder now,
Different things,
Different times,
I can't change it now,
I can't rewins our times,
I'm sorry!

HelloI just started school this year after twenty years. I am doing really good in school getting A's and B's pretty excited about that. At this time I am not dating anyone hmm hoping to change that sometime. Well that's all for today laters!

*snort*Sorry's a word. No more words. Time for action. The sweet gurl who let everythin slide is gone. Behold the Cunt that's here in her place. You can't handle it. Go the fuck away. You're not welcome

How The Moonlight SleepsHow sweet the moonlight sleeps
here i sit,and i let the sound of music
creep in my ears
and the soft stillness of the night
become the sweet touch of harmony
look how the floors of heaven
is so thick inlaid with patterns
the sound of the birds
like a angels song
the wind blows in such harmony
and the whislt muddy sand
oh look the water is closing in

Hot Ass Song That I Like To Shake My Ass ToLondon Bridge song:
When I come to the club, step aside. Part the seas, don’t be havin' me in the line.
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine. I’m Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time
All my girls get down on the floor, Back to back, drop it down real low. I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho, ‘Cause you know I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!
How come everytime you come around, My London, London bridge, wanna go down like, London, London, London, wanna go down like, London, London, London, we goin’ down like… How come everytime you come around, My London, London bridge, wanna go down like, London, London, London, wanna go down like, London, London, London, we goin’ down like… Bridge Now As The drinks start pouring, And my speech start slurring, Everybody start looking real good. Grey goose got your girl feeling loose. Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels) It’s like everytime I get up on the dew, Paparazzi put my business in the news.And I’m lik

Beautiful SongLoose me in your lyrics,
hide me in your music,
through you invincibility I flew,
you left me with the essence of of your soul,
you kissed me with the rhythm of your song,
when you let go I fell,
from a thousand skies,
into a thousand seas,
with still the delight,
and pleasure of your,
invincibility!

Spanish Banana CakeBasic ingredients
* 100g vegetable margarine
* 155g brown sugar
* 2 ripe bananas
* 2 tbsp milk
* 2 large eggs
* 225g self raising flour
* 1 tsp baking powder
* 50g chopped walnuts (optional)
Steps:
1. Peel and mash the bananas
2. Cream the margarine and sugar together until you get a light mixture add the mashed bananas and mix in well
3. Add the eggs to the mixture and beat all ingredients together for 3 mins
4. Add the sifted flour, tsp of baking powder and milk - add the walnuts if using - mix together
5. Place in a greased loaf tin and bake for 50 mins in a preheated oven (180 degrees) - check with a fork to see if the cake is ready if the fork comes out sticky leave for 5 - 10 mins longer
6. Remove from the cake from the tin carefully and set aside to cool

I'm Out Of HereHaven't really met anyone on here yet so i don't have anything to say, so bye.

Spanish Natillas RecipeBasic ingredients
* 8 egg yolks
* 1 litre milk
* 200 gr. sugar
* 1 dessert spoon cornflour
* 1 stick of cinammon
* Powdered cinammon
Steps:
1. Put the milk in a saucepan with the cinammon stick and heat. Save a small glass of cold milk.
2. Beat the egg yolks with the sugar. Dissolve the cornflour in the cold milk, stir well and then add to the eggs and sugar.
3. When the milk is starting to boil, remove the cinammon stick and add the mixture of flour, milk, eggs and sugar. Stir well over the heat until the custard thickens. Don't boil.
4. Put the natillas into individual bowls or dessert glasses. Sprinkle with a little cinammon powder.

Panish Dessert Recipe:Basic ingredients
* 6 eggs separated
* 75g sugar
* 75g flour sifted
* 1 tsp grated lemon rind
* 4tbsp icing sugar
* whipped cream
* a few flaked almonds
Steps:
1. Beat the egg whites until stiff then mix in the egg yolks little by little and then mix in the sugar
2. Fold in the sifted flour gradually then add the grated lemon rind
3. Line a shallow baking tin with buttered grease proof paper
4. Pour in the batter and bake in a medium oven for approx 10 mins
5. Remove carefully from the baking tray and place on another piece of grease proof paper sprinkled with the icing sugar - leave to cool for a few minutes
6. Cover with the whipped cream and then carefully roll up the cake
7. Place on a plate and sprinkle with a little more icing sugar and a few flaked almonds

White Chocolate Mousse.Basic ingredients:
* 150g white chocolate
* 250g cream
* 2 tbsp white rum
* 1 orange
* 1 lemon
* 1 egg
* 2 tsp sugar
Steps:
1. Chop the white chocolate into small pieces and place in a glass bowl together with the cream, finely grated rind of half an orange and the rum - place over a pan of boiling water and heat for 3 mins stirring constantly
2. Place the mixture in the fridge for 2 hours then whisk everything until the mixture becomes light and airy
3. Separate the egg and beat the egg white until stiff then add the sugar and juice of half a lemon
4. Finally mix everything together and chill thoroughly before serving

How Normal Am I??hmmm this is strange lmao
You Are 50% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself
How Normal Are You?

PersonalityYou Are An ESFP
The Performer
You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.
You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.
What's Your Personality Type?

Ive Neveri've never felt this way before
you pick me up when im down
and the chills you bring are unspeakable
and do you know your so incredible
you give me reason not to hide
and if i could talk for forever
i'd say how you make me feel
cause you are all they world to me
your like the warm summer sun
reflecting off my heart
and you friendly smile on a frantic day
lightens up my way
your the starry sky around my soul

Live For Tomorrowhey all, just want to thank everyone for being here and excepting me as their friend. i know my life don`t mean much but i just want ppl to be happy and care for one another, i will die but i don`t want anyone to be sad. be happy and remember that ppl do care about you and if i could live forever i would continue to make ppl laugh. remember all the good things in life and if possible, let the bad things in the past remain in the past. hugs to all my friends and i`ll try to slow down and spend a little more time enjoying what i have left. i love you cat and thanks for coming into my life, it means alot to me. thanks everyone

Kissing SkillsYour Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!
Are You a Good Kisser?

Crap!New Topic:
Well as many of you know I have spent the last five weeks riding around the Western Country side seeing the sights, sounds and meeting some of you; which I enjoyed very much!
As I rode through the States and country sides in many areas and listening to the many thoughts in my head I figured out something’s about myself and others.
I have found out that there is not a great deal I am scared of or intimidated by but deep down I have found out something’s about myself that I had no true understanding of at first but now I do.
It may sound “odd” or “weird” but have you ever taken the time to just talk to yourself; THE REAL YOU, the one who really knows you or what he or she wants in life? Asked yourself the questions you really wanted to know the answers to but were scared to death to do; at first I found myself lying to myself which I knew right off the bat was a lie then slowly the truth starting trickling out and then I started to realized who I was and where I was goi

My First Blog Omgi got all excited to write my first blog on here, but i dont know what to write...

New StartHey everyone, I'm just checking this out to see whats up on here...and so far I'm liking it already. I'll probably be on here quite a bit so just hit me up anytime ;)

La La LaMe and my friend Danny started this whole lc thing today and I am still confused. Everything happens so quick. Kinda crazy. Anyway I am sure after I get the hang of it that it will be fun fun fun!

Just When You Think........that you have everything figured out
.....that you know someone
.....that you are not in his thoughts
.....that you don't think about him anymore
.....that he doesn't think about you anymore
.....that nothing will surprise you
all shit hits the fan and you are floored.
Both in a good way and in a bad way.
Good: You wanted to hear it all along and needed to know it for sure
Bad: That the timing is wrong and the chance already passed
Just when you think that you know exactly who you are, what you want, where you want to go and who you want to be, one little thing changes everything and makes you stop and think even more.
The shock isn't wearing off.

Bulletin Viewers Added...i just added a 'recent readers' box to the left side of the page when you're reading a bulletin post. werd.
-mike

Stay Or Go?there are so many people in my friends that come and look and do not comment and rate if you are one of the ones that come and spend time looking and not commenting then delete your self i will be closing my pix that contain nudity because i have worked hard to get to the level i am at by spending time rating and commenting on a lot of people and if you are not returnung the favor then you need to let me know and i will fix the problem either i missed you in adding you or you are new and i have not gotten to you. i appreciate the fact that you come to my page but i want to also accellerate to the top of lost cherry and that is part of the fun that i have here but i spend time taking and putting these pix in and most of you just look and dont comment when you are blocked and can no longer see the pix what then? if by some chance i missed you leave me a message stating that i missed your page and i will come and rate and comment there are a lot of you that i am still working on getting t

One Day It Will Become RealityI lost.....
but one day i hope to get Alana Back someday...
And when that day comes ill be happy as ever, a loss of werds, and probably, i dont know how to feel lol
the one thing that bugs me the most is why she left me?
I was soo hurt by everything she did.
it pretty much made me feel so low, and shattered my heart into little million pieses..... you wonder why i still like this girl.. its because she makes me complete inside whever im with her.
i feel comfortable around her when ever shes near.
i just dontk now why shes not with me at all.

Party Time! ^_^Had a good night. ^_^ Went to my BFF's dad's party. Didnt want to go at first but it was fun. I had a good time. Chatted it up with people I haven't seen in a while. Got to drink a bit. Over all it was just a fun time. My bf is downstaits sleeping his drunkness off. LOL He will sleep good tonight. He had quite a bit of Irish Cream Whiskey along with other drinks and beers.

How Is Your Self-esteem?You Have Low Self Esteem 0% of the Time
Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all.
How is Your Self Esteem?

Morning ShowerMorning Shower
She stepped into the shower. The temperature was just right, very warm
but not scalding, and she luxuriated in the feel of the fine spray on
her shoulders, as her neck muscles relaxed. She arched her back, and
stepped back a little, letting the water soak her hair, and run down
her face and across her breasts. She reached down for the
shampoo, and started massaging it into her hair, working up a fine lather.
As she stepped under the spray to rinse her hair, she suddenly felt his
hands on her shoulders. "Mmmm", she mumbled, and leaned back against
his strong chest, as his hands rubbed along her shoulders and down her
arms. She could feel his hardness agains her buttocks, and wiggled
against it playfully as his hands roamed up her sides, finally encircling
her and moving up to her breasts. He playfully tickled the edges and
the undersides, but eventually his fingers found their way to her nipples,
which had gotten hard almost at his first touch.

At WorkI'm at work at 1:47 am and not getting off til 4 am. I've been here since 11 am yesterday!! I am soo tired but I dont really have anything to do. We are not busy at all. I just sit here taking phone calls when they come in if they do at all!! I've been sitting here talking on the phone and getting on any website that I can really!! Ehhhh... is it time to go home yet. Mmmm.... just think about the pay check I will have will have next... oh yeah the BIG $$$ are going to be rolling in!! Well, I'm going to go find something else to do right maybe I'll be back!! Here i am still at work at 3:21 in the freaking morning. Dog tired... I wanna go home to my nice comfy bed... who wants to go with me
:-D

Brain StudyInsufficient Brain Study
Do you suffer from a rare brain disease?
A lengthy new study by a South American scientist from Argentina has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late...

Walk In My DarknessEmbrace you shadow
and walk alone
run from no evil
hug the demons
take no drugs to disrupt the pain
face the fear of myself
with myself
Become the rose the was intended
push throught the dirt first
hear the soul when it cries
crying to be free
walk throught the empty darkness
and dive into the hidin tears
yeah im just walkin in my darkness

Broken - Seether And Amy LeeI wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

Hey Iam Single And Lookingfor guy who is sweet but to sweet someone who will treat their girlfriends good and someone who not a jerk to their grilfriends when their other friends are around them... someone who is kind to their girlfirends... he has to have blonde hair and blue eyes...

A DragonYou scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Mermaid50%Dragon50%Faerie50%Angel42%Demon42%WereWolf33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Yay!Well Jimmy came over last night. Left this morning. We just hung out. We went to Red Robin. Its my favorite resturant, but it was his first time going. I dont think he liked it though. Oh well...can't win them all. Then we went to the park...but we just sat there because the kids would let us swing lol. Anyways thats that. Just wanted to let ya know he didn't stand me up!

SighIt's all over now
no more pain
no more hurting
no more let downs
no more expectations to live up to
it's all gone
all it took was a simple
hole.
the blood drips out
flowing like a river.
so much of it for such a simple
hole.
I can't feel anything
any more
I am dead
The lines are beginning to blur
I can feel things changing
Things inside of me are shifting
All falling into place
These feelings are changing me
I feel so different now
Will this be a new beginning?
Or my end?

This JourneyThis Journey
How do we look at this journey we call life?
Do we embrace it with open arms?
Do we attack it?
Do we take a step back?
What must we do to have a journey?
A journey of tranquility,
A journey of happiness,
A journey of love,
Are we supposed to be challenged this much?
Are we supposed to be challenged to our inner fibers?
Are we supposed to be hurt and struggle this much?
I suppose it is the journey that is the challenge,
The journey that makes you stronger or,
The journey that can break you down,
As we fall, who is there to help you up?
Who is there to give you guidance?
Who is there to lend a shoulder or an ear?
What is it that we all are looking for on this journey?
Is it freedom?
Is it success?
Is it material things?

That MomentThat Moment
I have thought about that moment, endlessly, vibrantly,
That moment is out of reach, but not unreachable,
That moment is still just a dream, but it is real,
That moment is when passion collides with desire,
Creating the burst of fire and hope,
What makes that moment special?
The infancy of two people sharing themselves?
Or the animalistic urges that command us at times,
Either way everyone longs for that moment,
Everyone needs that moment in their lives,
Can you remember that moment in your life?
If you have had it, you would remember it.
That moment moves us, shapes us, and is us,
Embrace that moment, experience that moment, and love that moment,
That moment will happen, it will possess everyone,
Till that moment, I have hope.

Wow!!!!VOTE COMMENT MY NAKIE BUTT!Thank you all for everything......we are doin well and kinda runnin away with this thing...No time to be complacent, we must forge ahead!!!!..Thanks all! (sorry, 1st attempt at this got all fuckered up)

Just Get Over ItGood words to live by, because the longer you take the harder it is, and its harder to forgive others if they played any part in it.

Absence Of HopeAbsence of Hope
What is the fear that holds people back?
Is it the pain still lingering? Or is it failure looming?
Is fear the absence of hope, or excess of doubt?
So at what point does hope return?
A day, a month, a year?
Is there a morning period for hope?
What do we gain by holding on to negative thoughts?
Does it relieve our pain, our memories, or our heart?
Is the journey how we learn?
Absence of hope is not a life at all,
It is merely an existence, not a life,
If we fall in life, do we not get back up?
Why must we jeopardize the next for the errors of the past?
Isnt that why we can learn? To learn from our pasts,
Not hinder us from our future.
Our past defines our future, but not at the expense of our future,
How do we move forward if we never move on from the past?
We need hope
Hope creates the ability to love
Love is real, love is hard, but love is precious.
Why do we fight to hold on to those memorie

FateFATE
How do you explain Fate?
Is it destiny or opportunity?
What does Luck have to do with it?
Should you grab it and run?
Or let it run its course,
By nature it is uncontrollable,
By nature it is unmistakable,
Fate is a silly thing,
Fate is a beautiful thing,
Question is, is it attainable?
Have Faith, stay the course,
Because in the end, after all it is,
Just Fate

The VasYa, I had a vasectomy Friday. It may shock and horrify some, or it may relieve and ease others. It was a well thought out and firm desicion, and very beneficial to my life. I'll post more of the specifics later, cause right now, though I don't really need it, I am on Vicodin and feeling a little floaty. Bye for now.

Dont Be So Quick To JudgeHas anyone ever heard the phrase "that if you judge someone, you should first walk a mile in their shoes"? Most people have heard that quote before, but im not sure that the people in my life have a clue what that means. They think they have a right to tell me how I should think, how I should feel, and what I should do. Im 30 years old and I should be able to do whatever makes me happy and live with the consequences. That is what life is all about. If I chose to avoid certain people because I am uncomfortable being around them, then I should be allowed to stay the hell away from them. My ex-friends are throwing a bachelor party for one of my former best friends tonight and they invited me to come. I dont want to go and I will not go because that is my decision to make. One of those in attendance is the most vile person on this planet and someone I dont wish to see. He is my ex-friend who thought it would be a good idea to steal my ex away from me last year. It was a troubling and traum

PoemYou:
you came so quickly into my life
and turned everything upside down
for once i felt i was alive
not like any moment i could drown
you made everything feel so right
your words always true
my days were full and bright
as abruptly as you came
you are now gone
nothing will be the same
you are my fantasy
you are my escape
from this hell called reality
i wont say i cant live without you
because i know i can
i know i just dont want to
i need you here
i dont know what it is you do
i need you close to me still
in my arms, in my life
if it is your will
i fall too fast
i cling too hard
hoping it will last
maybe even tomorrow
you will be here
to ease my sorrow
happiness is all i want for you
love in life
and everything you do
i wish it could be with me
even if it cant
i want you to see
i will be here for you always
whatever you should choose
for the rest of your days
everything

More On TrustTrust us difficult to define because it means different things to different people. Some say that trust can only be given over along period of time, during which the one requesting the trust must earn it. Some say that everyone gives at least a small amount of trust to others in order for a real relationship to begin. I feel that that Trust is must have in the lifetstyle, without you can not have a BDSM relationship.
A Submissive must trust the Dominant with his/her very life. Once a submissive is bound and gagged, nothing can stop the Dominant from killing him/her if the Dom so chooses to. So it is imperative that the submissive plays only with a person they trust with their life. A submissive must also trust the Dominant to have their best interest at heart, and to always care for them, not abuse them. A submissive must trust that the Dom has considered all options before ordering them to do something.
Trust, however is not one sided. A Dom must trust his sub as well. In many

My Yahoo IdHey if anybody has yahoo and would like to add me and talk to me on there the id is x0x0x_kinky_x0x0x or xoxo_kinky_firefly_xoxo
~*~Kinky~*~

From The Mouth Of Babes...The other day I was ribbing my oldest daughter about her body odor. Her defense was that she had basket ball practice that day.
I asked, "Which deodorant are you using, the Secret?"
"Yes", she answered.
At that point my youngest daughter blurted out, "Well, it's not a secret anymore!"

Only Been On 3 MinutesThis site fucks up on me or does it happen to others as well,What allowed to rate 6 pictures an the site wants me to leave getting pretty damn pissed at the fuck faced moderators here.Kiss my Ass u Fuckers.Harassment against the law when I'm disabled u mother fuckers.Between Punk Ass Poser pot dealers, around here harassing me 12 days alcohol free.My fuckin Perks didn't come today.Terrible back pain an knee pain today for the 5 th day.So I did something I haven't done in 28 or 29 years Heroin,took my pain away gave me awesome buzz.Now think I'll clean my pipe see if I can't get Stoned. Sorry if I disappointed anyone but Life Sucks an so do most Lazy piece of shit teenagers as well.this the bastard ones that live in this fuckin ass town.
They can all Kiss my Mother Fuckin ass!

Bahwell today i slept til 4 pm lmao, something havent done in soo long. but yea it was cool. played some tibia, some halo, watch some tv. relaxed for once. gonna be goin to surgery with my mom next week cuz i know she scard.

Lips Of An Angel - HinderHoney why are you calling me so late
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why are you crying is everything okay
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue
Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the li

What Is Your Sexual Iq?You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Pussys NameOMG this is toooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!
What should you name your cat?
Jimmy Jam
Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

My Song .........Wizard Lyrics From Black Sabbath !!
Current mood: impressed
Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell
Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic
Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by
Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic
Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the people give a happy sigh
He has passed by, giving his sign
Left all the people feeling so fine
Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic
Copyright Black Sabbath

What Is Your Hidden Talent?Using your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
TOLD Y'ALL I HAD SOME MAD ORAL SKILLS :P

Dirty BirdI may be ugly but your dumb
I may be ugly but your the fuckin' moron
You can never relax and just have fun
'cause your too wrapped up in what you have on

EmptyI'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
all of me
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind
Your face, it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
all of me
I've tried so hard to tell

Funny As HellI have to share this with you all as it made me laugh soo hard. Hard, hee hee.
http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/143222/does_size_matter.swf

What Will You Go To Jail For?ErinAnne will go to jail for ...
Biting someone’s nipple off
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

HiI just joined this site about 10 minutes ago, dont really know what im doing....lol. I will figure it out eventually. It looks cool.

FaithFAITH
Faith is believing without even seeing,
Seeing is having faith in what you believe in,
Belief is the infancy of both Faith and Seeing,
Love is spawned when faith, belief, and seeing all come together,
Before one loves another, one must believe in the possibility,
The possibility that Love is the ultimate Faith,
The possibility that Love is the culmination of Belief,
Love is not easy, nor is it difficult,
Love is simply adjusting to constant change,
That change challenges your Faith,
Which makes you stronger in your Belief,
Seeing that Love again is at last,
The Utopia of Thought, Presence, and Soul

Saying HiJust wanted to say hi to all of you who might read this. I'm visiting pages as I see you visiting mine. Hoping to help some cherry's out.

YouYOU
To wake up everyday and to have only,
One thought, one image, and one hope,
Creates ease and desire within me,
The thought of you stirs my mind to no end,
Your image brings both comfort and happiness to my heart,
Hope of the future drives me now,
Is the birth of excitement the culmination of desires?
Or is it simply the heart trying to tell us something?
What drives this emotion?
Is it Lust? Is it a need? Or is it Desire?
I do lust you, but merely a side effect of your aura,
There is a need yes, but only to learn more about you,
Desire might be the best fit; I have an absolute desire
To be a part of your life in any fashion you seem fit,
I dont know where all this will lead, but I do know,
I am a better person because of you being in my life

Too TiredI'm up all night, I can't sleep. Well, nothing interesting to report. Finally figured out my Vonage situation. Thnat took forever. Jamie messed with it all day. We even bought another port to plug it into. Until we said STOP! Take everything back and get the Vonage startup kit.! DUH! All figured out now :O) Now I have phone and the internet. All is well in my happy place again.
I'm excited because of Fall! I love Fall. I love to wear sweaters and warm clothes. Toasty on the inside cold on the out side. And lets not forget The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! Ohhhhh falll. I love it!

Tell Us Your PreferenceCome on ladies, let's hear the truth. Do you spit or swallow and why. Details of your talents are appreciated.. LOL

My Sexual ZodiacGemini
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.
You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.
Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
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Sudden LightI HAVE been here before,
But when or how I cannot tell:
I know the grass beyond the door,
The sweet keen smell,
The sighing sound, the lights around the shore.
You have been mine before,---
How long ago I may not know:
But just when at that swallow's soar
Your neck turned so,
Some veil did fall,---I knew it all of yore.
Has this been thus before?
And shall not thus time's eddying flight
Still with our lives our loves restore
In death's despite,
And day and night yield one delight once more?
Dante Gabriel Rossetti

If You Only Knew.How annoyed i am right now.
UGH.
Ash i hate you for being always right lmao.
Love you biatch. Ugh!

My PornoThe porno of Jessica's life will be called ...
"Girls gone wild Vegas style"
'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com

TrustTrust is VERY important.
Trust not to injure, or damage permanently.
Trust the Dom to use his best judgment in "play".
Trust the Dom to be truthful.
Trust the Dom not to emotionally, mentally or physically abuse you.
Trust the Dom to keep his commitment to you and the relationship.
Trust the Dom to never abandon you.
Trust the Dom to never cheat on you.
Trust the Dom to not seek others and destroy your relationship. (Poly lifestyles have defined rules and never allowing another to destroy your relationship is critical)
Trust is negotiated codependence.
Communication is a MUST...but you must be willing to BE vulnerable to one another, sharing you inner most secrets and thoughts. Talk...talk...and talk some more.
TPE or EPE is NOT a fantasy....some folks think that you are mentally off if you live like this or think you are living in a fantasy world....this is NOT the case.
The submissive/property is NOT a door-mat...not a child (and is NOT treated like one except maybe

A Thank You To My Husband ScottWell ever since LC added the blog feature to their site I’ve been racking my brain to think of what my first entry would be about. Today I finally decided that I wanted to write this for my husband Scott. Today is our first wedding anniversary. We don’t have a lot of money so I thought perhaps a gift from my heart would be the best way to go. I find myself thinking throughout my day sometimes that I do not stop to thank him for all the small things he does for me every day. So I thought I’d take this time to tell anyone who’d like to know just how much I love him and why.
We met at an event called Pagan Night Out. Ironically enough neither he nor I are pagan. We are just both very open minded and have an appreciation for other’s beliefs- well that and our married friends both dragged us there to meet someone. It took Scott over a month to actually ask me out. He was adorable when he finally got the guts up to ask me out. Apparently, he was not expecting me to say yes s

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***QUESTION***
Dave,
Okay, here goes. First, what's been working for
me. The CF attitude is definitely paying off.
Bottom line, IT WORKS. Another tip I've found to
work for me is to generally play up to a woman's
insecurities. DON'T make fun of them, be
respectful, but just let them be aware of the
fact, tactfully, that you KNOW that they arn't
perfect, and given a different set of
circumstances,

Stop And ThinkLife is sometimes a funny thing. We live in an I want it now society. A world of hi speed and fast pace but did you ever just stop and think? Did you ever just wonder what would happen if you slowed down for just a minute?
Ever wonder what if? Ever try to analyze the outcome of the things we are going to do? Everyquestion the whys of the things that happen?
Everything that we do in some way effects the people around us. Something we post here can make people laugh, perhaps even cry. We send out messages all the time, the ones that say repost this or else. We forward jokes and stories. But when was the last time that you stopped and thought? Mayb the people that you are sending all the jokes and stories and stuff too might just like a simple hello how are you. Something a little more personal.
Here in LC we jump from page to page sometimes leaving a comment or a rating, or sometimes just to see whats there. Did you ever stop and think that maybe you could just say hello and tha

What's In Common?WHAT'S IN COMMON?
What's in common between you and your significant other? What do you and your Dom/submissive share in common that lies outside the D/s relationship? Do these interests you share shape and form your relationship? All to often, it seems, people getting started in this lifestyle rely completely on D/s traits to pick their partner. I, for one, believe that being compatible goes beyond just the D/s aspects of life. For those looking for a long lasting relationship, it would be prudent to take into consideration the many issues life throws our way.
The D/s relationship in itself can be most wonderful, yet it can also be very trying. When you add in the issues surrounding day-to-day life, it becomes even more complex. Much like young people falling in lust as opposed to falling in love (puppy love as it is often called) the intoxicating affects of a D/s relationship can often cloud or hide the deeper issues involved in any strong relationship. Morals, ethics, hob

Wife Vs. SubWIFE VS. SUB
By LadyPet
Being a submissive was easy. Being a submissive wife is a whole other world. The conflicts started the day after we returned from our honeymoon - the first time I tried to wake Him up for work. I did my very best purring, cooing, sweet, adoring subby routine, "Darling Master" this and "Sweet Master" that. He growled. I retreated. I pondered the situation from afar. I had to get Him up or He'd be late for work, and I'd be a bad wife. However, He was Master, and He obviously didn't want to wake up! I was subby, bound (pardon the pun) to serve Him and all His desires. I tried again with the sweet, loving approach. He growled again and swatted my nose as if I were an annoying fly (He was still asleep). Once more, I retreated, this time rubbing my offended nose. Now I was an irritated subby/wife. I tried poking Him gently a couple of times, earning me another growl and a, "Leave me alone!"
My feelings were hurt, and I suddenly felt like an extremely bad

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So, let me ask you a quick question.
Who do you think is the world's BEST dating
teacher?
No, I'm not talking about myself, but thanks
for thinking so...
I think the answer might surprise you.
The worlds best dating teacher is a WOMAN.
But not just any woman.
I'm talking about a woman who is "attractive
and she knows it".
You know the one.
I'm sure you'v

So How You Do You Handle This Jealousy Thing?SO HOW YOU DO YOU HANDLE THIS JEALOUSY THING?
(Information on Polyamory)
Nobody is immune to jealousy, of course. It's like being immune to fear or hunger or anger. Some people are naturally more jealous than others, of course, but anybody can feel jealous. Jealousy, like fear or hunger, is just a feeling.
But jealousy isn't really a response to seeing your partner with someone else. It's a response to your own feelings; it says more about your own security or insecurity than it does about the actions of your partner.
Jealousy is most common when somebody feels insecure, mistreated, threatened, or vulnerable in a relationship. If you feel secure in a relationship, you don't get jealous. Jealousy is not the problem; jealousy is the SYMPTOM of the problem. Address the insecurity or the things underlying the feelings of vulnerability, and you address the jealousy. So the trick to making a poly relationship work is to make everyone involved feel secure, valued, and loved.

ZodiacPisces
You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often.
Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not.
Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
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PmsP.M.S. AND THE SUBMISSIVE
When the word "PMS" is heard, most think, yea right! To a female and especially a female submissive this can be an extremely trying time. Along with the normal bloating, headaches, body aches, chills and cramping, she has mood swings just like any other female. The only difference is, she has rules to follow as far as to her attitude and mannerisms. This can cause a major problem if the Master or Mistress is unaware of her mental state at this time.
A sudden snappy remark may be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. When in fact it is not. The chemical changes a females body goes through are tremendous and effect her in more ways than one. She may take statements made by her Master or Mistress the wrong way and get her feelings hurt. Though the Master or Mistress never meant it to come across that way. The submissive may become withdrawn and say things that she later regrets and finds embarrassing to recall. Not knowing how to explain the re

Kink TestYou are 76% kinky
You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex?
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***QUESTION***
Hey Dave! Your material is phenomenal! I've
always been C&F, but struggled with my ability to
approach women I didn't know. That dam fear of
rejection ran deep. Well, after reading your book
and specifically, the example of your friend who
went to the mall just started approaching women
and introducing himself until he drove the fear
out, I d

HmmmmmmYour Spicy Score: Medium
You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance.
You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature.
Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality.
Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination!
How Spicy Are You?

Dominant Vs. MasterDOMINANT VS. MASTER
BY MISTRESS STEEL
Those just entering the BDSM world will find the abundant usage of both of these words by members of the online community. This is primarily due to the rapid growth of access and the restrained attainability of quality texts to correctly interpret what these words mean within the community itself. Up to a few years ago the BDSM world was a tightly closed and almost secret society. Membership in this society was kept totally private and hidden with significant effort. Entree into the community was by referral and accompaniment only. Protocols or rules of conduct were strict and strongly enforced, not from some control standpoint but because those rules emerged from bitterly hard lessons in survival.
A Dominant is a person with a dominant aspect in their personality.
A Master is a Dominant with significant real life BDSM experience.
They are not the same. It can be fairly said that all Master/Mistress's are Dominant. It cannot be sa

MoreGLOSSARY
BDSM - an acronym that combines abbreviations for Bondage and Domination, Domination and Submission, and Sadism and Masochism.
Collar - a symbol of possession used to denote some sort of committed relationship between a sexual Dominant and a sexual submissive.
Control Freak - slang for a person with a dysfunctional personality type usually referred to as a "controlling personality." See section 2, paragraph four.
Cyber - slang for being online. Often refers to Cyber-sex.
Cyber Sex - interacting with another person online for the express purpose of sexual arousal.
D/s - abbr. for Domination and Submission.
Dom - abbr. or slang for a (usually male) sexual Dominant. A person that derives sexual and mental satisfaction from taking control of intimate sexual encounters. They are often simulated by using techniques such as sexual sadism, bondage, domineering role-play, and generally taking a commanding role in intimate situations.
Domme - a

What Kind Of Choclate R U?You are Milk Chocolate
A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds.
You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life.
Also nostelgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago.
What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

September 30th 2006Tonight Dr. Pains Clinic Wrestling Had A Show And Me And My Friends Went To Watch The Show And I Ended Up Working The Show Usually i wrestle but tonight i escorted wolfen black out to the ring to fight fan favorite sycosin in a dark match (non televised) I Wore A wrestling mask.
I Had the crowd so mad first sycosin came out and the crowd cheered him then i came out and wolfen followed the crowd didn't know what to think when i came to the ring then wolfen entered and they started booing then the match started wolfen vs. sycosin the crowd was all behind sycosin but i kept telling them to shutup and they kept getting louder. The Sad part is that the crowd got the loudest in our match then any other match. The Main event was also loud but not throughout the whole match like ours.

Acid Testprinted with permission of DrSpankenstein@aol.com
Introduction
The term ‘Acid Test’ is an old prospecting term. A powerful acid can dissolve most base metals in a matter of minutes. However, gold will stand up to most acids. So the ‘Acid Test’ was an easy way for people to make sure they had a real nugget of gold and not a lump of the ‘fool's’ variety. In the same way, these tests are meant to be quick ways to identify fake Doms. Passing all these tests is no guarantee either, there is no replacement for getting to know your prospective partner as well as possible BEFORE YOU EVEN MEET IN PERSON.
Now most of these tests are designed in mind for a submissive female trying to sort through men claiming to be Doms online. They are largely based on the many questions I get asked by my female friends still searching for a Dominant partner. Some of them can probably be used by male subs as well, but for the most part, these tests are best for ferreting out male fakes. Vani

Disownedso this is what all i have lost from the whole situation with the guy i fell in love with (ville)that it all turned to hell... i have lost my friends, i have lost my trust in people, and now i am pretty much giving up on everything and moving back with my sister who at least still loves me very much, but apparetly will be the only family member that i will have left in my life to talk to as this whole situation brought to light my sexuality and my family cant live with it... so now i have been disowned, and will not be allowed to call and talk to my mother or father.. i am crushed that i have pretty much lost about everything in my life and it really hurts... i have had many fights with my family before, but this one is different.... my parents hate me now.... all because of something they NEVER would have found out if they hadnt been trying to research the "man i was in love with" who as it turned out was fake, so i lost my heart too... and i was doing so good putting it all behind me

I Think I Found The Cause Of AddIt is my personal belief that ADD is cause by the constant clicking of video games and the constant need for movement and entertainment. agree? disagree? i'm unsober so this could sound dumb tomorrow but fuck it.

Sexual ZodiacScorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Read My EyesYou scored as Diamond Eyes. You are full of confidence, just don't let it go to your head. Its great to know your worth it! Isn't it:D Just remember those of us down here. You are probably quite popular.Eyes full of Pain58%Diamond Eyes58%Passion33%Mysterious25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

VentingSome of us at least have an issue with going through a drive through to get food. If the speaker even works (a 50-50 chance at best), then you have to cross your fingers in HOPES that the person on the 'working' end of things speaks enough english to be able to almost take your order. Once you have given them your money, told them how much change to give you (since the register didn't work right and they can't basic math without the aid of their register), it is on to the next hurtle.. getting the food. If you are lucky (I typically am not) they try to give you your actual order, not someone elses. Even if this miracle of miracles happens (again, not to me) the order is typically wrong. Granted, I am a picky eater with some food allergies, so I am not generally able to just order without having to ask them to hold something out of my order, but I would hope that even some of the basics could be kept correct on a consistant basis. There is a HUGE difference between a frenchfry and

TrustTRUST
Trust is one of the cornerstones of any successful BDSM relationship. It is the absolute belief that, regardless of what is occurring, you, your emotions, your body, even your very soul, will remain unharmed and well. It allows you to unquestionably place your life into another’s care and control, securely, happily and confidently. It empowers you to achieve some of the greatest life experiences imaginable, and enjoy the calm strength that it provides. It is, quite probably, one the strongest emotions we can possess or give to one another, and as such it is one of the most devastating harms we can endure if it is violated. Trust is born out of the belief in one’s self, and in others. We build it in ourselves by making good, sound decisions, based on the knowledge and system of values we have. We learn to trust ourselves by the ability to make good ones, and to learn and grow from those that are bad. Trust in others is usually based on a strong feeling of connection, generally

Afl Grand Final 2006Yesterday saw West Coast win their 3 premiership in their 20 year club history beating Sydney by one point at the MCG infront of over 97,000 sports fans and thousands watching around Australia.
West Coast started the better looking like they were about to blow Sydney out of the water record a huge victory, but the Swans after half time started their fight back, the Eagles barely scored in the final quarter but were still able to hold onto for a memerable victory.
The Eagles and Swans have proved to be a good draw card as far as game quality goes, last years Grand final, as well as a game at Subiaco in the middle of year and the Qualifiying final, all worthy of games of the year.
The Grand Final replay next season should be a classic going by their last few games agianst each other. It would be fitting for a 3rd straight West Coast/Sydney grand final, though most of us who support other clubs hope for our teams to be there in that final Saturday in September next year.

BedYou scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic80%A Slave To BDSM78%Sex God68%Virgin38%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
this also true of me

TrustSomething which I have very recently learned the hard way is that definitions matter. Perception matters. I have long held a personal policy of telling only the truth and not lying. However, according to at least one alternative definition of the word lie it is possible to lie with the truth if one uses it in a way intended to mislead. Most other definitions of the word lie however hold that a lie must consist of an untruth or a falsehood. I share this to again stress the importance of communication and understanding in full before rendering judgment.
I now return you to the rest of the rambling as originally written.
While most people state upfront that it is absolutely essential for a sub to trust a dom, it is also abolutely essential for a dom to trust a sub. Without that trust (which I no longer had for the girl above) a dom can't really push a sub safely. How will he know if she's having a problem if he can't trust her to speak up.
In addition the dom needs to be able to

Action HeroYou scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.Batman, the Dark Knight75%James Bond, Agent 00771%Indiana Jones54%The Amazing Spider-Man54%Captain Jack Sparrow50%Lara Croft46%Maximus46%The Terminator46%El Zorro42%Neo, the "One"42%William Wallace

Wonderful DayToday is the 3rd most wonderful day in my life ( i say third because i have 2 children) today I was collered and though he is far away I am so happy to be his. this was what he texed me
Master:THEN YOU AND MINE! MINE TO USE AS MAY AMMUSE ME AND PLEASE ME
TO HOLD TO BIND TO USE TO KEEP
tkaila696: yes Sir
Master: THEN SO IT NOW IS. YOU ARE MY SLAVE MY SLUT MT TOY
MY SLUT AND TRAMP
YOU HAVE ONLY STARTED TO REACH WHAT YOU TRUELY ARE
i had a dam orgasim reading it not a big one bit i had one.
What a WONDERFUL DAY

Body PartYou scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Face67%Abs/Stomach58%Boobs58%Butt8%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com
very true of me!

I Will Figure It OutHi Everyone,
I'm new here so it will take me a while to figure out how everything works....please be patient I will get it eventually.
Thank you all
Harley Honey

I'm ShyYou scored as Shy. You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do.Shy75%Sweet75%Exciting50%Soft50%Wet50%Hot25%Violent25%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Discussion Of PunishmentThe first thing to consider is why you are punishing a sub, and what you want to gain out of it. Some people tend to think that punishment should be given for enjoyment purposes, either the dom's or the sub's. If you're doing it for enjoyment, then it's not really punishment to a sub, and if s/he thinks that it is then they are much more likely to disobey to get something that they want. If the dom does it for their enjoyment, then calling the activity a punishment can be damaging to the self-confidence and self-esteem of the sub, they will question why they can't seem to please their dom and always need to be punished. Such activity is much better labeled as pleasing the dom, rather than punishing the sub.
A sub should be punished for something s/he did, or did not do, providing that the dom's expectations on the matter have been clearly established. If there were no clear expectations, then the sub should not be punished because the dom is at fault. The sub is a person, and can o

SexualUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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Whips Or Chains?You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds100%Whips67%Biting50%Bondage17%Blood8%Chains/Handcuffs0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

What's Your Sexual Style?You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot88%Violent75%Exciting63%Soft63%Shy56%Wet50%Sweet38%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Sex IYou scored as Wet. You're wet 'n' wild, while that isn't always a good thing, we have to give you points for trying...right?Wet100%Hot81%Exciting75%Shy50%Soft31%Sweet31%Violent13%Awkward6%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Capt. Spaulding LolYou scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!Captain Spaulding80%Leatherface20%Michael Myers20%Pinhead20%Candyman20%Freddy Krueger20%Hannibal Lecter20%Jason Voorhees0%Jigsaw0%Buffalo Bill0%Which Horror Killer are Y

Love My Ass?????You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Penis100%Butt100%Boobs33%Abs/Stomach33%Face17%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

HorrorYou scored as Buffalo Bill. You are Buffalo Bill, from Silence of the Lambs. You arent happy with yourself, and have a desire to change. You are deeply disturbed, and really should wear clothes while you dance. Then again, you arent someone most people would want to argue with. Or they may end up rubbing the lotion on its skin so it doesnt get the hose again. Buffalo Bill85%Jigsaw75%Hannibal Lecter65%Leatherface60%Captain Spaulding60%Michael Myers55%Pinhead40%Candyman35%Jason Voorhees35%Freddy Krueger30%

Whereyat?so...came on to the LC hoping to connect with some more kiteboarders, but haven't really found any. spend most of my time on here looking at boobs. so maybe i'm the big boob. think i'll go back to watching NOAA and waiting for wind. where the hell are all the kiters on this site?

Penis..who Would Have Thought ;)You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis92%Boobs83%Face58%Butt42%Abs/Stomach33%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

My Seduction Stylelol this is only half true:)
You are flirty.
You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

Help Me Find Peace...I HAVE SEEN SO MANY THINGS... SOME GOOD... BUT MOST BAD... THOSE WHO SEE ONLY THE WAY THINGS ARE MADE TOO APPEAR... THEY THINK MY LIFE IS PRETTY NORMAL... BUT THEY SEE ONLY WHAT I LET THEM SEE... THEY DO NOT SEE THE SCARED LITTLE GURL THAT HIDES WITHIN ME... THE ONE WHO FEARS BEING HURT AGAIN... THEY MAY THINK THEY DO... BUT THE FACT IS THEY DON'T... THEY NEVER SEE THE REAL ME... WHAT I NEED IS SOMEONE WHO WILL NOT JUDGE... SOMEONE WHO CARES ENOUGH TO ASK... WHO REALLY WANTS TO HELP... THAT LITTLE GURL INSIDE ME... SEH IS CRYING OUT FOR HELP... FOR RELEASE FROM HER SELF IMPOSED PRISON... TOO LET LOOSE THE REASON SHE HUNTS ME SO... IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THAT PERSON... PLEASE LET ME KNOW... HELP ME FIND PEACE...

Abs/stomachYou scored as Abs/Stomach. You are attracted to: the abs/stomach. You are a abs/stomach guy/gurl.Abs/Stomach67%Penis50%Boobs33%Butt17%Face17%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

My MouthUsing your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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Goodnight!As the evening and night have gone on I have calmed greatly from my earlier ranting and bitching session. Though I must say releasing those thoughts did make me feel much better. I get tired of holding them in for the fear of pissing off others. So, if my blogs piss you off than maybe you shouldn't read them......lol
I spent my evening doing my favorite thing in the world, talking on the phone and playing on the computer with my honeybaby. I hated having to let him go earlier, but I knew I had to. Tomorrow is another one of his inevitable double shifts. I miss him soooo much on Sundays.
He is my entire heart and soul. He makes me feel so many things that I don't remember ever feeling before. Just waking to the sound of his voice helps me to push thru the day ahead of me. He is able to calm and sooth me with just the sweet sound of his voice or one of his ornery little remarks.
I hope I never have to know what it is to live without him. He is my world and I will love him forev

Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 120
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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BodyYou scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl!Boobs83%Butt67%Face25%Abs/Stomach17%Penis0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Hidden Sexual TalentUsing your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
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Why? Can You Tell Me?Why must people toy with others emotions?
Emotions are not toys and are not ment to be played with, and if you do touch them, handle them gently.
Why is love so hard to find?
If there is someone for each of us, then where
is my someone? Must they be so far away?
Why do our friends sometimes shut us out?
When you shut out your friends, most likely
that's when You need them most.
What are friends for?
Why do we get stepped on when were already down?
Reach out your hand and pick them up. Then maybe
they will do the same for you someday.
Can you tell me why?
"TheUnloved"

Hidden TalentI stole this from Marina...lol... Thanks... looks like I'm like you hahaha
Using your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
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ElementYou scored as Fire. Sometimes people are afraid to approach you, either because of your reputation, how you look, or how you act. People under the \"Fire\" category often tend to stand out from the crowd. Either being very loud and bossy, or dressing extremely. Either way all Fires make excellent friends and would stand up for them no matter what. At first you may seem hard to approach but everyone who knows you, would hate to lose you. You can be posessive and clingy but a lot of people like it that way! You often prefer touch, like hugs or using your hands while you talk. You feel it expresses what you feel better than words. (I totally agree with you on that!)Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :)
Fire69%Darkness63%Ice50%Water50%Air44%Light

I Dont Know What To Call Thisthrough the thick and thin always stay strong,
nobody's perfect so maybe they are wrong,
stay happy and stick with high hopes,
even when your back's on the ropes,
get up and turn it around,
and try to stop feeling so down,
lift up your head and let it all out,
if need be scream and shout,
stay here and stick it through,
if not for me, then do it for you,
i leave you with only this,
take this letter and make a wish,
hopefully it shall come true,
just as i will always love you.

No TitleMy eyes filled with sorrow,
My heart an empty place,
Your touch, smile and beauty
Can only fill that space,
Sometimes I think there's no reason,
To live another day,
Then I think of you,
And it leaves that thought a stray,
Then in my mind you linger,
And again I'm feeling sad,
I never had a clue
Being apart could hurt so bad,
My soul is already taken,
And you know it belongs to you,
You're my life, you're my love,
My heart belongs to you.

Ugh. Whata Day.Woke up.
Went to walmart.
Hung out with tanya.
Dealt with my brothers.
Got my puppy.
Went to cedarville.
Now im just sitting here waiting.
So yeah that was my boring ass day.
I did get a baby. And shes beautiful.
I posted a picture you should all go see. Shes the most gorgeous puppy, i've ever seen.

GuitarYou scored as Fender Stratocaster. You've gone for the strat. It's a world famous classic, and it's bound to last forever. It sounds great, but hums like hellFender Stratocaster94%Lag Jet75%Gibson SG75%Fender Tele69%Martin Acoustic56%Gibson Les Paul56%What Guitar's For Youcreated with QuizFarm.com

AriseArise the soul in me
before it's to be unwoven
Open these eyes to see
before they're to be blinded
Touch this heart hidden beyond
before it's to be truly numb
Flow the blood within these veins
before it's to be forbidden
Breathe into this battered body
before it's never to be alive
Unwind these mazes interlocked to elude
before they're to lose an incoming light
Wake the spirit living within
before it's to be never woke--
forever laying dormaint and cold

What About You?You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious92%Eyes full of Pain83%Passion58%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

I'm A Romantic LolYou scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic75%Sex God65%A Slave To BDSM60%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Her IllusionA littel girl sits by her window
watching the world pass by
She's depressed, empty, hurt
everything was great she thought
then it all suddenly shattered
She had wanted to salvage something
a friendship atleast, maybe try anyway
He said one thing but did another
only confusing her more inside
She sits there, day after day
trying not to think, "What if?"
They have taken different roads,
paving their new lives apart
Each time they talk, old feelings appear
causing only more pain
She feels he meant nothing he said
only saying it because it's what she wanted to hear
She wanted to believe he cared
or he wouldn't still be here
But she felt he did it out of guilt
because he was the one who hurt her
But he made the choice to make a break
and left her with questions unanswered
She knows she cannot win for losing
this battle was lost long ago though
She deserves better, she knows this
telling herself everyday, trying to move on
The pain wi

I Will Be ThereAs sad as life may be
And as hard as life may be
You weren't there to see
What was happening to me
And even if you weren't there
I could still feel your comfort
I hope we can share
And I hope we can care
Until you can no longer be here
My words Aren't always clear
But I hope you can understand
I want to be there
Always and forever
Not no and never
I hope you will always see my face
At a common place
And that no one will ever tear us apart
So she will not break out heart
May it be that we will forever be one
And always have fun
That life can get better
And that you will always be mine
Now it's time to say goodbye
I Love You
Forever and Ever

BedYou scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God70%A Romantic38%Virgin23%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

LostYou scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Mysterious67%Eyes full of Pain67%Passion17%Diamond Eyes0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

PierceYou scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Tongue Piercing80%Belly Button Piercing70%Nipples70%Cartilage Piercing70%Labret Piercing70%Dirty Piercings60%Earlobe Piercing50%Nose Piercing50%Lip Piercing30%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Milkman007You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. The Beast75%Goofy75%Sleeping Beauty50%Ariel50%Cinderella50%Pinocchio50%Donald Duck38%Peter Pan25%Snow White13%Cruella De Ville0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

Taps~ The Famous Military Funeral Song-- The Words:Day is done
Gone the sun
From the lakes
From the hills
From the sky.
All is well,
Safety rest
God is nigh.
Fading light
Dims the sight
And a star
Gems the sky
Gleaming bright
From afar,
Drawing nigh,
Falls the night.
Thanks and praise
For our days,
'Neath the sun
'Neath the stars
'Neath the sky,
As we go,
This we know,
God is nigh.
I have often felt chills when listening to Taps being played, but I never had seen the words until now. I didn't even know there was more than one verse. Keep the fallen soldiers in your memory.

KinkyYou scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Whips67%Chains/Handcuffs50%Biting42%Blood33%Blind Folds0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

DisneyYou scored as Ariel. Your alter ego is Ariel, the little mermaid! You are a dreamer, and you often want what you can't have. You can be rebellious and sometimes disobey your parents to get what you want. Ariel94%The Beast75%Donald Duck69%Sleeping Beauty63%Cinderella63%Peter Pan56%Goofy50%Cruella De Ville38%Snow White25%Pinocchio19%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

LonerYou scored as Loner. Loner100%Stoner88%Geek75%Punk/Rebel50%Ghetto gangsta25%Prep/Jock/Cheerleader0%Goth0%Drama nerd0%What's Your High School Stereotype?created with QuizFarm.com

MmmmmYou scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Abs/Stomach58%Face50%Butt42%Boobs0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

See What You LikeYou scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Boobs67%Face67%Butt50%Abs/Stomach50%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Lost LoveI just couldn't stop wanting to be with you
Even at your feet-
I just wanted to hear your voice
And feel your heartbeat-
What can I say, I'm a slave for you;
And no matter what I say I know
We'll make it through

StereotypeYou scored as Loner. Loner100%Goth88%Geek63%Stoner56%Punk/Rebel50%Prep/Jock/Cheerleader31%Drama nerd25%Ghetto gangsta13%What's Your High School Stereotype?created with QuizFarm.com

When Life Gets U Down...take it one day at a time,
don't let it pass you bye,
if something makes you cry,
suck it up and dry your eyes,
everything will be o.k.,
you will find your way,
you'll find someone to talk with,
you'll find someone to talk to you,
you'll find someone to hold you,
and you'll forget that you ever cried,
you will live life just fine,
and that's how you'll make it through,
i love you

The Last Monthso, yep, I've been studying my ass off. good thing there's so much to remove!
but no, I've been studying because I have the incredible fortune to be taking 3 out of the 5 hardest classes offered at my school. (Molecular Genetics, Metabolic Biochemistry I, and Three Dimensional Vector Calculus. The other two, in case you were curious, are Physics at the Nuclear Level, and the second half of Metabolic Biochemistry)
Fuck.
Yeah.
So, I wake up, go to class, come back, go to work, come home again, study, go to sleep.
On the bright side, my PC died completly, causing me to borrow computers from random people for the past month. Asshole!
But, I've got a new one. Now I just have to fill up my two 200gb hard drives with lots and lots of porn. Carefully sorted by subject matter. :-D
Oh well, it's saturday, time to go party!

Suicide...... Blull Shit !!!You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide100%Bomb67%Gunshot67%Posion67%Disappear67%Stabbed33%Disease33%Accident33%Drowning33%Eaten33%Suffocated33%

AircraftYou scored as Dassault Mirage 2000. You've taken the classic Mirage. Lock on to your target, and watch as he fails to escape your awesome versatility. Then, once comfortable and ready, send him the lead greeting card - or a sidewinder missileDassault Mirage 200080%Boeing 74775%F-117 Nighthawk60%Supermarine Spitfire50%Extra 300S40%Cessna Amphibian40%Horsa Glider35%Microsoft Flight Simulator25%What's Your Aircraft?created with QuizFarm.com

PoemThe moon was full, and resembled a pale blue ball. The wind was slowly dying down, and time seem to stand still. I walked through a garden of roses. Taking in the beautiful scene; Dozens of red roses. Their sickening sweet scent filled the air. Leading my farther into the garden. Even through I never have been there before. I seemed to know which path to follow and where I was post to go as through it was my destiny too. I came to a dead end. The smell became so awful that I wanted to turn back, but my legs wouldn't move. I looked at the roses again, and then something caught my eye, there was a black rose. It stood out, and seem to want me to pick it. in my head there was a voice scream" no don’t'. it'll be your end" , but my body was going toward the rose and I couldn't stop like I was an puppet on a string being moved by a invisible puppet master or force. I started to sweat, and my heart seem to speed up with every step. I was now inches from the black rose. I picked it ,and smelle

Well Do You??do your's
1. do you think aim cute?
2. do you want to kiss me?
3. do you want to cuddle wit me?
4. do you want to hook up with me?
5. do you think aim smart?
are wen's
1. are we quintessences?
2. are we friends?
3. are we hook ups?
4. are we in a relationship?
5. are we gonna have kids?
am i's
1. am i smart?
2. am i cute?
3. am i funny?
4. am i cool?
5. am i the most brilliant person ever?...hehe?
would your's
1. would you hang out with me?
2. would you date me?
3. would you be my hook up?
4. would you be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
5. would you have sex with me?
have you ever?
1. have you ever thought about me?
2. have you ever thought there might be an "us"?
3. have you ever thought about about hooking up with me?
4. have you ever found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
5. have you ever wished i were there?
are your's
1. are you done with this survey?
2. are you happy you know me?
3. are you mad at me?
4. are y

StoryAdrian sat there, quietly, with her elbows on the dinning room table, and her hands on the back of her neck, softly messaging it, as she tried to not let her nerves get the best of her, even through there were tears running, slowly, down her face. It was the anniversary of the tenth year of her, and her husband’s marriage, and he promised he would come home early from work to celebrate it with her. He promised her that they would sit down, and talk about all the problems that arose during the last ten years. They would talk about the beatings, the alcohol, and the women. He always promised her this, but every year it was a let down.
She thought for some reason, though, that it would be different this year, but it seemed like the same thing will happen this year, like it did the year before, and the year before that one. He would stumble through the door, late at night, reeking all vodka, and cheap perfume, then he would slowly make his way to the frig, grab a beer, and go to pass ou

Eyes Full Of MainYou scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain83%Mysterious33%Diamond Eyes0%Passion0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

I Wrote This In About 2 Minutes...once loved, always loved,
once touched , always touched
can't help the way we feel
or who's heart we steal,
you've stolen mine,
but i don't mind
you can have my love anytime,
so now i leave you with a goodbye,
with much love from me to you,
always, loving you...

What Type Of Kisser Are You?Take the quiz: What type of kisser are you?Romantic kisserThis kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

EyesYou scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Mysterious100%Eyes full of Pain100%Diamond Eyes75%Passion17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

DieYou scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Posion100%Bomb80%Suffocated53%Disappear53%Disease47%Suicide47%Accident40%Drowning33%Stabbed33%Natural Causes20%Eaten13%Gunshot

Kinky Turn OnsYou scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Chains/Handcuffs83%Biting75%Whips58%Blind Folds42%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

If You Haven't Already Seen It....You need too go and see Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson. It was very good. Scared the crap out of me in some parts. This was one of them movies that would make ya jump and scream. LOL... anyways, you get a chance. Right now its playing at the dollar theaters. Check it out.
RB

Signs Of Enlightenment1. Body aches and pains, especially the neck, shoulders and back. This is the result of intense changes at your DNA level as the "Christ seed" awakens within. This shall pass.
2.Feeling of deep inner sadness for no apparent reason. You are releasing your past (this lifetime and others) and this causes the feeling of sadness. This is similar to the experience of moving from a house that you lived in for many, many years into a new house. As much as you want to move into the new house, there is sadness of leaving behind the memories, energy and experiences of the old house.
3.Crying for no apparent reason. Similar to #2 above. It's good and healthy to let the tears flow. This too shall pass.
4.Sudden change in job or career. A very common symptom. As you change, things around you will change also.
5.Withdraw from family relationships. You are connected to your biological family via old karma. When you get off the karamic cycle,the bonds of the old relationships are released.

Our ChildOUR CHILD
you and I made a pact to join two into one,
the two of us together, creating a daughter or a son.
you gave me your love, and I received it with open arms.
I gave you my love, and you received it with open arms.
I make this vow to you. I will stand up and be a man.
I will take care of you and our child in every way that I can.
you gave me the greatest gift that I have ever received.
my world came alive when our child you conceived.

Help Send Me To Barcelona!To amskater™
My Friends are all going to Barcelona this December and say I really need to go with them But I can not afford to go I feel lame asking for money but I really need to go and get that footy I have over 2200 friends on here and if my friends donated just $1 or $2 I would be able to go and make my dream become a reality. For all donations over $2 I will send you a envelope with 5 - 10 stickers. If you are able to make a donation just click on the button below or send it to the Po Box below, thank you. & If possable send a self addressed and stamped envelope for the stickers to be sent back to you.
Doug Des Autels
Po Box 1796
Arcadia,Ca. 91077

Lady Lovelady love wanders through the night searching for a place to call her home. passing from heart to heart leaving them cold and dry as she steals all that laid with in. tonight she's found me sitting here and burried deep inside thinking she's found a place to stay.
in the morning she shall leave turning my heart black and colder then ice. it won't matter to me though because i've known it before. for you see i was the first that this lady loved and the first which whom she left. since the first night she walked away i've been decayed and dead.
tears upon my shoulder will still make me cry and every ounce of pain in her heart will kill me deep inside. it was so when we first met and remains through every year but no longer is it a shock to me or something i feel i must change. no i lied its something i feel must be cured her pain must be gone even when it kills me and it does. the difference now is the acceptance that i never get it right and never will. lady love will come and g

Lonelinessjust another typical day in the life of shawn.it's to the point now that i am getting my kids every weekend to avoid being lonely.i just dont understand why i cant find anyone to be happy with in life.i am an average guy but have a heart that is very big and i am such a caring person.you would imagine that women would like that but i guess not.i have decided to stop lookin for love and instead let it find me.so to all my friends on here wish me good luck.

Outgoing?You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing81%Fun75%Nice69%Immature56%mean50%Dramatic44%Shy6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Fat Chickswhy if youre gonna be a fat chick do ya have issues with ppl not being attracted to fat ppl??
sheesh
grow the fuck up
or diet

Check It...help My Buddy Out Here.To amskater™
My Friends are all going to Barcelona this December and say I really need to go with them But I can not afford to go I feel lame asking for money but I really need to go and get that footy I have over 2200 friends on here and if my friends donated just $1 or $2 I would be able to go and make my dream become a reality. For all donations over $2 I will send you a envelope with 5 - 10 stickers. If you are able to make a donation just click on the button below or send it to the Po Box below, thank you. & If possable send a self addressed and stamped envelope for the stickers to be sent back to you.
Doug Des Autels
Po Box 1796
Arcadia,Ca. 91077

HiJUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO EVERYONE ON HERE AND SAY THANX TO MY SIS FOR HOOKIN ME UP WITH THIS WEBSITE ITS AWESOME

Faerietd You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie92%Mermaid75%Angel75%WereWolf67%Dragon67%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green DayI walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til

More Lost Cherry GraphicsHey I'm not wasting time dibble dabbling at Lost Cherry. I'm doing research! Here's a new graphic for those of you who like to give others at Lost Cherry a 10.

Graphics For Lost Cherry PeepsI'm not just on Myspace. So for those of you who are Lost Cherry freaks, welcome someone new to the site with this graphic!

See..i Always Knew I Was The Bond...but Only Its Sweepee007....yeah BabyYou scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. James Bond, Agent 00792%Neo, the "One"79%Batman, the Dark Knight67%El Zorro58%Captain Jack Sparrow54%The Amazing Spider-Man54%Indiana Jones54%Maximus50%The Terminator46%William Wallace

Bugs Bunny From Looney TunesLooney Tunes has always been one of my favorite all time classic cartoons to watch. It brings me back... So today I decided to create a set of 4 glitter graphics with the star himself, Bugs Bunny. Enjoy!

Know Anyone Who's Turning 18?I always thought that when you turn 18, it'd be a big deal. But honestly, when you're 18, what does it do for you? You get to buy cigarettes and you can vote in the U.S. Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo. It's when you turn 21 that you're fully legal in my eyes because you can gamble and buy drinks legally. Grab your graphic here.

Tale Of The Faerie WolfDeep in an unexplored enchanted forest, there are beings never seen. Among the faeries of various sizes are animals that are amazing to behold. Although they do not have the faerie wings, as they walk or fly, faerie dust drifts behind in shimmering clouds. These enchanted creatures are the most visually appealing of their kind and have the usual faerie glow. Their eyes are bright like stars, their coats and feathers glimmer.
Walking among these spectacular examples of magickal life is a woman of unimaginable beauty. The woman is a faerie, taller than the rest, Native American in appearance and dress, obviously their queen with her regal manner. She has black hair trailing down her back in shimmering waves, shining blue under the sheen of gold and silver faerie dust. She appears as if the Sun were her lover who could not bear to leave her so left behind a few sunbeams to shine within.
By her side walks an animal of painful beauty. His head is near her waist, and she is quite tall.

I'm An Angel, Right LolYou scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid50%Dragon50%WereWolf25%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com