Handy Guide to 24: Always assume a character is evil until proven otherwise.

Corrolary: The United States Federal Government is completely and totally compromised by various shadowy conspiracies. Everyone from your mail carrier to the President of the United States is actually on the take from various and sundry evil forces.

I don't know, man. Guys like this actually make me feel uncomfortable watching 24. I used to really enjoy it, but now it's got this mental THIS IS WHAT NEOCONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE banner at the bottom and it's kind of awkward.

"Oh, look! The neurotic jewish girl is consumed with guilt over violating a terrorist's civil rights! FUCK THAT TERRORIST, THERE'S A WAR ON. The REAL good guys choke that bitch until he talks!"

I mean, I understand that it's a live action cartoon and everything, but some people take that shit way too seriously, and it's creepier than say, slash or whatever because SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE ACTUAL POLITICAL POWER.

Match Game is the greatest celebrity panel show of all time. Someone here once described it as "a bunch of effete theater types just giving the finger to Middle America" or similar, and they were totally right. It's just a bunch of old queens and their hags, gaying up the TV.

Oh man. Hahahhahahahhahhahahah. He sounds like he should be hosting a morning drive time radio show. "SEVEN FIFTEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES PAST THE HOUR FORTY FIVE MINUTES UNTIL EIGHT O'CLOCK THIS IS ALEX THE BEAR ON KBLX THE COUNTRY BADGER!"