Another year older Peecee.If you get any older they will have to make a whole new number system or there will be far too many 0's to add on the end

I couldn't think of anything more superb than buying you shares in an ice cream factory. Unfortunately they wouldn't let me as they were worried there would be no profit so you will have to make do with this:

I'm in Norfolk with my sister and b-I-l this week (I've been thrown out of my nursing home for unruly behaviour ), there's no internet where we're staying, so we have to go to a different pub each day to use their WiFi. SUCH a tough life...

Promised my b-I-l a sloppy ice cream today (we're taking turns with the false teeth), but the ice cream van wasn't in its usual place. So the only other option was the Poacher's Pocket. Wine and WiFi - if they did ice cream too, life would be nearly perfect...