Archive - April 1, 2018

April Fools’ Day falling on Easter Sunday this year has thrown me off. I had to hide eggs and make bunny pancakes—I didn’t have it in me to execute any clever pranks too. I’m not great at it anyway. Most of my family and friends claim they can see it coming from a mile away. So instead of fun pranks, here’s a random list of foolish ways to be a big ol’ fool in a daily life kind of way. Do any of the following if you want to be foolish AF. 1.Text and drive. 2. Cut your own hair. Especially after a glass of wine or three. 3. Take on more than you can handle. Just keep saying yes to everything until you pass out. 4. Put your health last. 5. Take people for granted. 6. Make up time lost by stealing “sleep” time. Sleep is for babies. 7. Never step outside your comfort zone. 8. Bail on as many social engagements as you can. 9. Skip exercise. Who wants to go getting all healthy and trim? 10. Send a text while you’re angry. 11. Gossip and spread rumours. 12. Compare yourself to others. 13. Sleep with your cell phone. 14.[…]