Seriously... the guy tries to rob a store with a fake gun... he deserves to be beat with it. What?

In celebrity news, Mel Gibson got axed from his cameo in "Hangover 2" because some of the cast threatened to do walk-outs if he was in the movie. Mel is furious that no one had a problem with Mike Tyson's cameo, when he's a convicted drug user and rapist. He feels everyone deserves a second chance.

Can you give a second chance to someone who hasn't yet turned their life around? Sorry Mel... it will be a loooooooooooong time before we forget about your misdeeds, if ever.

In news marked, "DUH", Octomom's doctor says he's sorry he ever treated her for fertility and that when she came to him for fertility treatment, he should've sent her in for a mental health evaluation instead.

I had no idea you could get babies out of a catalog. Why on earth did I go through so much paperwork and background checks for adoption? Good thing I didn't know about this before! Attention: if you are my social worker, I'm totally kidding. I do not regret adopting my kids legally.

I get the old hippie thing, I do. What I don't get is why Granny isn't braiding that beard of hers. She could be hanging beads from that puppy. Or marijuana.

And that's all the time for today, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer, but you can pretty much ignore your acquaintances. Oh, and one last thing...

In 2002, Starbucks had to recall promotional posters because their imagery reminded people of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

The poster....

** On a completely different note... you've probably noticed my book recommendations on my sidebar and what I'm currently reading and most recently finished book. Are you guys interested in me discussing books/blogging reviews of the books I recommend? Yes? No? Maybe? Let me know! Yes, even you lurkers. I want to hear from you.

I agree with everyone else about the books. Im really speechless about baby ad. How did that baby breathe in that box, it had no air holes.Octodoctor should get checked out himself for helping her get pregnant, he should have known that was a bad idea.