a year and a half in limbo after a decade under the influence

joke of the week

…brought to you bi-yearly (at the very most); bi-centenially is probably more accurate…

“I’m too old for mushrooms. When I was 17, my mushroom epiphany would be, “Oh my God… I’m just a microcosm of an entire universe.” But as an adult, my epiphany would be, “Oh my God… I don’t have health care.”