March 2012 Archive for Late-Night Laughs

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

You Know Your Phone's Tapped When...

Jun 18, 2013

"You know your phone is being tapped when you're having a conversation and you hear the attorney general breathing." –David Letterman

"Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to." –The Daily Show's John Oliver on the NSA spying scandal

"This weekend, President Obama held talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping. It went well, although it got awkward when Obama asked China to stop spying on America and Jinping said, 'You first.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The new Superman movie opens on Friday. It's a great story: When Superman's dad realizes his son is gifted with X-ray vision and super hearing, he puts him in a rocket and sends him toward earth, because he knows with those powers he can get a job in the Obama administration." –Jay Leno