If Hilaire Belloc had known about Twitter he’d soon have found the darkly
funny side

Rewriting Hilaire Belloc’s Cautionary Tales for the 21st century is the latest craze. A new collection, out this week, is directed at children. But I feel it is time that adults had a few cautions of their own. So here one is.

Poppy

Whose addiction to social media led to general misery, except in Japan