False Prophet: Mueller Showed ‘Demon Controlled Democrats’ Are Cooked

Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s testimony before the House Judiciary and Intelligence Committees didn’t provide the chance many Democrats were hoping for–that is, end Donald Trump’s presidency with one blow. He did, however, knock down a particularly insidious alternative fact. Early on, he reiterated that while his investigation did not definitively conclude Trump committed a crime, it didn’t exonerate him either. In other words, we now know that Trump cooked any figures that would suggest this report was a “complete and total exoneration.”

It should surprise no one that Trump and his diehards are trying to spin the hearing as a win for the red team. Indeed, while the hearing was underway, Trump fired off a fundraising email seeking a whopping $2 million by the close of business on Thursday to help drive home this message–“NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXONERATION!”

But perhaps no one has gone nearly as far as the so-called “firefighter prophet,” Mark Taylor. For those who don’t recall, Taylor rose to fame when he claimed to have received a “prophetic word” about Trump becoming president. But there’s one problem. Any competent reading of this “word” clearly shows Taylor was foretelling that Trump would defeat Barack Obama in 2012. As we know, that didn’t happen.

By definition, this makes Taylor a false prophet–though he doesn’t want you to know that. He insists that if you call him out, there’s a lightning bolt with your name on it–and you’ll get cooked on the spot. Maybe that’s why he’s become a hero to the most rabidly pro-Trump evangelicals, who insist that God hacked the election for Trump.

Like many hard-core fundies, Taylor is of the mind that it’s not possible to be a Christian and a Democrat. But apparently Taylor is so convinced of this that it has severely warped his judgment. That’s about the only conclusion you can draw from this tweet Taylor fired off on Wednesday afternoon.

This is a great day! Your are witnessing the systematic destruction of the Demon controlled Democrats, and some Republican's. You will not see another Democrat in the Whitehouse for many years or if ever again. They are finished. The Great Awakening is here! …-

Well, that’s interesting, Mark. So when Mueller told Judiciary Committee chairman Jerry Nadler that Trump was most assuredly not exonerated, it was a sign that the Democrats were about to be cooked? That’s not what the nation saw.

So when Mueller told Cedric Richmond of Louisiana that Trump told staffers to falsify records, it proved that the Democrats are cooked for 2020 and beyond? That’s not what the nation saw.

So when Mueller told Val Demings of Florida that false statements by both Trump campaign and Trump White House officials impeded him, it proved that the Democrats are cooked for 2020 and beyond? That’s not what the nation saw.

All things considered, one has to wonder if Taylor was watching the same hearing as the rest of us. That’s the only way anyone could plausibly conclude that a hearing that proved beyond any doubt that Trump was not exonerated could have spelled finis to any hopes of the Democrats unseating Trump next year.

But then again, Taylor would have us believe that Trump is “anointed” and can do no wrong. Apparently he would also have us believe that the Democrats will be cooked in 2020 if they dare to stand against him. Take off your orange-colored blinders, Mark. Today’s hearing confirmed that your dear one is an amoral thug, and possibly a criminal.

Darrell is a graduate of the University of North Carolina who considers himself a journalist of the old school. An attempt to turn him into a member of the religious right in college only succeeded in turning him into the religious right's worst nightmare--a charismatic Christian who is an unapologetic liberal. His desire to stand up for those who have been scared into silence only increased when he survived an abusive three-year marriage. You may know him on Daily Kos as Christian Dem in NC. Follow him on Twitter @DarrellLucus or connect with him on Facebook. Click here to buy Darrell a Mello Yello, or donate on Patreon.