I’m inclined to agree with raiseyourglass. I kind of wish I could get a better idea of scale here, but it looks far too big for a kid in nappies to swallow and shit out without having to go to hospital. Also, why am I wasting my life trying to solve this mystery?

if what summer is claiming is real, the lizard would be thickly coated in shit.
unless she rinsed the fucker off and cunningly arranged it for her totally-necessary photo shoot…which raises a whole new set of problems.

^^^^^^^^^^^^?? Shit I wasn’t aware that very comment had to be pure fucking gold. In fact…pretty sure not one of my comments have been pure fucking gold so don’t start splitting hairs now you pedantic fuck wit.