Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Tex, everything but the boots and I'm there. I can't wear 'em. As for being polygamous, ain't no way in hell I'm going down that road. One wife is plenty. I don't need two or more nagging me about what I haven't gotten done today.

Prof, run now before you get caught up in this rolling snow ball of evil female wedding torture. Seriously, the ladies are on a roll tonight. Take you and what little of you sanity and head straight to the exit. By the way, is anyone tending bar cause I could use a cold beer before I'm married off yet again.

Good question Siouxie, I could use a drink, after reading the colonoscopy thread last week i started making an appointment and chickened out. Today i heard the place i was going to go had exposed 40k people to hiv and hep a-z. Y

Gad, that place was re-using syringes (Doh!). I trust there are other places. There are many private medical groups out there that charge much less than places that accept Medicaid/Medicare, plus some will even cut the bill in half if you don't use 'Insurance.' Real good Docs that are tired of the grind. My brother (and poitical opposite) just had his elbow operated on and paid cash, out the door for something like $1,700; he was amazed. Just a suggestion, because there are many good docs out there that just don't want to deal with the insurance or government types. These places exist and some very good doctors can be found that accept cash and don't recycle syringes!

Nope, your stuck with it Gad. Cheryl, I thought we covered this already. Aren't you "Thumper" now or something like that? Cheryl Howard is a cool moniker. Kinda rings out like a school teachers name. Oh wait...*ducks for the billionth time*

Gadfly has flavor. Plus it's a fly, which is an arthropod, which is my favorite kind of critter, so it has that going for it. Since my liking of the name is the most important consideration, I think we have settled this discussion.

Fine! How are you tonight Modgi? I still think DG was the better screen name, but if you want Modgi, it's yours. I understand the "Mod" part of it based on you story, but I don't get the "gi" part. Where'd that come from?

I saw that Modgi - Clean Hands told me. They also found "The Anarchist's Cookbook" and some other paraphernalia in the room. Yet they "don't think there's any reason to suspect terrorist activity." *eyeroll*

Leave the Hooter's gals on, but play the audio from Leno. I was listening to The Soul Man, on WMNF, but saw real instruments on Leno instead of 'Urban' crap and switched over. I have never personally heard New Grass as well-executed...it's kinda 'out-there' to screw with Blue Grass, to the purists, but I love New Grass, acoustical jazz with wonderful vocals. I used to allow one end of my house to get taken over for the rehearsals of a New Grass band when I lived on a big piece of land. I played the pots and pans, as in keeping them fed.

New Grass is my almost favorite, very close to Mozart or Bach. Yes, I know it's ridiculous to compare anybody to Mozart or Bach, but I just find it a very smart, beautiful music.

And then,......there was this little issue where a woman who followed the band, (Sticky Diz), found herself with child. It wasn't mine but the question was asked "is Modgi the papa?". So, in some minds the logical next alliteration was "papa modj", that was obviously bastardized to "hey Johnny, didja poppa modj last night?" And there it is.