Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Liberals were in shambles during their early Friday morning prayer session because former President Obama had inadvertently forgotten to post his exact location for a family vacation he had planned for the long weekend. Worshipers took to improvising and during the morning and afternoon sessions multiplied their prayers while kneeling in every possible direction.

It wasn’t until after the afternoon prayer session that religious authorities posted their ‘fallback coordinates’ of President Bill Clinton’s location. But, during the evening session as supplications were being made to President Clinton, Obama’s location was discovered and was immediately posted. Worshipers quickly turned and knelt in Obama’s direction, with their asses pointed in Clinton’s direction.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

President Trump used his twitter account today and informed the public what those Obama-lovers in the media has tried to keep out of the public domain. Apparently Obama urged Loretta Lynch former Attorney General under the Obama Administration to have the FBI wiretap the Trump campaign headquarters and his residence in Trump Tower. Of course this was done before Donald was elected President. Something Barack and most of the country thought would never happen. Now however, President Trump has the keys to the store and in position to find out about all the activities of the former Wiretapper-in-Chief.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

For decades the United States has stood by it's ally and the only democracy in the Middle East. It is no accident that only now, an American President of Muslim ancestry would in his final month in office dare to set aside our traditional solidarity with the Jewish state of Israel. At least Obama has come out of the closet. Can't give him credit for much more!