Everyday thoughts of the girl next door.

In honor of Google.

I just saw that my last post was my 250th! In honor of reaching 250 posts, and still having some people come back here to read my drivel, I want to talk about why Google baba is directing some people to my blog!

Now here is one search term that convinces me that there are more mental cases like me out there: “fell asleep on my wedding day” – oh well! This says it all, does it not?

“hitchu tv” – what? what? what? Hithwriter, why are you having people search for that?

“where can i find stitch blouse for my wefe” and “hot ladies tailor taking blouse measurem”- Good lord! I am no authority on tailors and blouses and ‘wefes’! Please! Also, this is a perfectly g-rated blog, how come the second search phrase got the searcher to my blog? How?

“efects of my teenagers 10,000 texting” – (this is where I get to become an agony aunt) Dear Concerned Parent – Yeah if your teenager is sending/receiving 10,000 texts a day, its effects on you are more pronounced than on them. You are probably tearing your hair apart! You have to stop now or else you will soon become bald! Also, bad spellings, mate.

“sleazebag shashi tharoor” – yeah he is one, alright!

My all-time highest search term has been Rakhi Ka Swayamvar, hmm, looks like I need to write more about Swayamvar/reality/Rakhi Sawant!

Also, does it tell you anything about me that 90% of the search terms that brought visitors to my blog are either related to movies or TV? Also, there were 4 searches for “bra site:shilpadesh.wordpress.com”. Now what in the world was that?