Did you know that May 11th was National Eat What You Want Day? A day that is all about having that one special day a year where you get to eat with no regrets. Although… let’s be real here… that’s what Christmas is for… and Thanksgiving… and Easter… and my birthday… and my friends’ birthdays…...

I think it’s time I just admit it… I have become obsessed with all things Uberrime. I mean, never mind that the owner and sole dildo maestro of the operation is super awesome… he could be a complete dick and I would still have to admit (although maybe a bit more grudgingly) to loving his...

When I got into the sex toy reviewing business there was a particular dildo that I really wanted to get my hands on, it was a fantastic pink and blue, cotton candy looking jellyfish. It was both whimsical and incredibly detailed…it was like no dildo I had ever seen before and I wanted it bad. Sadly for...

I can’t lie… the number one reason I asked to review the Uberrime Dr. Manhattan is so I could make an irritating number of blue penis jokes. The kind of jokes I couldn’t stop making after watching Watchman in theaters with my friends. The kinds of jokes that are no doubt the reason why no...

Ya’ll… I… I think…. I THINK I’VE FOUND MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE DILDO! And no, I am not overreacting. The BS Atelier Max Queer is an absolutely phenomenal dildo. Like… I have had this thing stuffed into my vagina pretty much nonstop since I’ve received it (which was October 20, 2018… so… it’s been...

The great Stuffsgiving extravaganza continues! My vagina isn’t the only thing getting stuffed this November… my butt is getting in on the stuffing action as well! I’ve got yet another spectacular toy from the line of Blush Avant line. May I present to you the Blush Novelties Avant Pride P4! Back in June the folks...

It’s November! You know what that means!? It’s the perfect time to GET STUFFED! Stuffed full of turkey… stuffed full of mashed potatoes… stuffed full of pie… STUFFED FULL OF DILDOS! oh yeah baby… buckle up… this Thanksgiving season I’m getting FUCKIN’ STUFFED! My first course in the great November dildo buffet is the Blush...

The Uberrime Calaveras… this toy is without a doubt the spookiest of the spooky… like… so spooky I was going to save to save it up for my Spooky Month Grand Finale and really go out with a bang! But then I found out that these super awesome, super spooky toys were SUPER limited edition!...

Spooky Month week three! The countdown to Halloween continues! If you are just joining me (where have you been?!?!) be sure to catch up with my earlier Halloween reviews: the Tantus Zombie Gary and the Uberrime Night King! Let’s take a moment to talk about Dopplegängers. Why? Well… you’ll see in a moment… but first...

On the second week of Halloween my BOO love gave to me… an Uberrime Night King Dildo… hmm, nope… this joke no longer works. Once was enough. Waaahooo! We have made it to week two of our Spooky Month countdown to Halloween! Did you miss week one? Don’t worry, I happen to know the owner...