Scientists genentically engineer a tree that produces meat? But it raises the question: Is meat as tasty when you don't have to kill something? And also: If trees could scream, would we cut them down? (As Jack Handey says: We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason). So a meat tree, huh? Maybe. But then again, maybe not.

There'd be lots of meaty stories if you tourists would just get off your comfy chairs and send me some contributions. You see, I normally find things to post on here, but this week I've been busy with my very silly eBay auction:

What if you took a variety of meats as well as a couple of key flavours of ice cream and then had a party? Well, you'd have a Meat Ice Cream Party, of course! I suppose it had to be done. Apparently, Chocolate Ice Cream and Meatballs was the winner.

Warning: This news item is only for people with guts of steel. If that's not you, back away from the mouse now!Tinkerbell is a psychotic woman who obviously likes fashion more than pets.

When she saw some guy make shoes out of a cow, she was inspired to create a purse. While fulfilling her inspiration, she took photos. You can learn about her project on the main What do to with your cat? website.

That link is fairly safe, but only those who truly believe that animals are meat should should go any further. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Okay, this is the nasty bit: If you really want to see how she did it, then have a look.

Holy SPAM! Look what I've been missing! I can't believe I haven't been to this site before today. There's a load of stuff here.

There's a page dedicated to attempting to get me to eat SPAM. There's information on the Best SPAM Recipe Competition, which includes a rather dubious equation that basically reads:

SPAM + Hand = Eat

Are they suggesting that I eat my hands (along with some SPAM)? Not that I haven't thought about it before... I'm just not sure SPAM should be suggesting that. Is there a recipe?

There's a link to information on Monty Python's new live play called SPAMalot. And if you really love SPAM, you should join the SPAM fan club, where you can take the SPAM Exam and "Ask SPAMMY" to get some canned advice. And when Christmas rolls around, be sure to buy everyone on your gift giving list something from SPAM Gifts.

But I was most excited to discover that there is a... drum roll please... SPAMmobile.

Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT

Poll

Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.Results39 votes | 0 comments

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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!Results132 votes | 0 comments