So, my name is Alex. People seem to like to call me SysRq, though, seeing as how that's the username I registered here. They also like to call me Sissie, SisReck (only on IRC, though), and Faggator, Bane of Sis-Wreckia. Whatever you end up calling me, just don't call me late for dinner.[1] I first arrived at this god-forsaken site in late 2007 with the name "Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy." I don't think anybody cares about that fact anymore, though; I did nothing noteworthy as Gustav. I barely do noteworthy things now, though, so I guess it's all the same.

Around here, I like to write,[2]pee, fix things up,[3] talk to my friends[4], vote,[5] and welcome new users. If you're a noob, and whether I've welcomed you or not, I'm more than happy to help with any issues you may be having. Just leave me a message on my talk page.

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Under-used Ninjastar

I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – UU.

Woo!Yay, go you!Under Userhas decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

Optimuschris has been informed that you have recently helped him in some way.
Therefore he has asked his assistant to create a thank you template for you.
He trusts an appropriate image has been included. An image
every bit as unique and personal as he's assured his recent interaction
with you has been.

Golden Urinal
You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depthpee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

Platinum Pisser
Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depthpee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.

Sucker for Punishment Ninjastar

This user is a complete sucker for punishment, and has now completed over 50 pee reviews. Awesome! –UU