Height Of Browsing? U R Swimming In The Water Tank And Shout "F1 F1 F1?" Instead Of Shouting "Help" When U Are Unable To Swim...

Height of Sophistication

Height Of Sophistication Suckking Nipples With Straw.

Height of Technology

Height Of Technology Condom With Zip

Height Of Isolation

Two Persons Sitting Side By Side Using sMS To Communicate With Each Other

Naughty and flirty sms

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

Naughty Saying

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She "Has To"
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He "Has Two"