If you can't make the trip to Lisa Vanderpump's West Hollywood hot spot, this is the next best thing.

For dedicated fans of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules who live outside of the greater Los Angeles area, a visit to SUR is a bucket list item we may only dream about—but here we have the next best thing.

In the video above, shared exclusively with PEOPLE, the rowdy waiters and bartenders that make up the show’s cast give an all-access, behind-the-scenes tour of the famed Sexy Unique Restaurant ahead of Monday night’s season premiere episode.

The tour starts with Scheana Marie greeting us and taking us through the lounge bar, home to what she calls “the best happy hour in West Hollywood.” She then hands off the baton to Tom Sandoval (with hair that is notably more, um, conventional than it was last season) who shows off the veranda, the location of the historic bathroom where Jax Taylor allegedly had relations with waitress Laura-Leigh in Season 1.

Speaking of Jax, he then makes an appearance, taking us through the kitchen followed by the main dining area known as “the White Room.” Ariana Madix (with a fresh cut of her own) then shows off the Kimono Room, which has a framed pink kimono on the wall, because, duh.