Dumb-Ass-Monkey:I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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I know, right?

And what are they leaning on; does the brunette have a walker? What kind of back-alley operation is this? I mean if we're being honest I'd still do them both so I could brag about my Playboy Bunny 3-way, but I'd let everyone's imagination paint the picture for them.

And this is hilarious ... Ed tells us, he felt bad leaving the Ranch without sampling the goods -- especially after traveling so far -- so he banged one of the hookers after his grandpa died.

He goes to a hell of a lot of trouble to get his own grandpa laid, then his grandpa dies suddenly right in front of him, then he has sex with a prostitute on his way out the door. Then he tells the media.

I can't decide if this guy is batshiat insane, or the most well adjusted and stable human being I've ever heard of.

Not [designated grandpa-farkers] Caressa or Vanity, though. That would have been weird.