Friday, July 23, 2010

Sealife is tired of our shit!

Let’s jump in, shall we?

Pause…consider…continue.

Or maybe we shouldn’t.

This bitch has been catching up with the sorta-news on the internets. My dawg-based companions, Betsey the sorta-beagle and Theo the Bay Master, assisted by curling up next to me and getting their snore on.

And…well, it would seem that sealife is tired as hell and not gonna take it anymore!

Mmmhmm, these sea-based creatures are sending a message – “Don’t fuck with us!”

Oh, ‘tis easy to dismiss an angry whale’s attack on a yacht as a random thang…but, even if reports that the yacht harassed the whale aren’t true, this bitch thinks that whale was pissed at the eco-damage humans have done and indulged in a public display of aqua-anger.

Shit, I don’t blame the whale – some assholes in a yacht are getting their sail on in the middle of the whale’s dinner plate and probably disturbed the whales groove too.

She…and I just know it was a sistah…had enough of that shit and decided to remind the yacht that she’s the Head Whale in Charge!

As for the jellyfish…well, the same holds true – a day at the beach for a pack of humans is a motherfucking mob riot in her water-based living room for a jellyfish.

And no water-based life, be it sea or river or pond, wants to go out like that catfish in Missouri…to live long enough to get big as hell only to be taken down by some humans killing time out on the river.

5 comments:

Rileysdtr
said...

I love the concept... Didn't M Night Shamalamdingdong make a movie about the planet revolting over human pollution? I am a bit foggy on the details as I saw the flick on a 767's seatback during a red-eye from San Diego, but I swear it had that theme.

It's why I adore the Midwest - I can go out in a freshwater ocean where nothing's gonna eat me.

Rileysdtr, don't be so sure. Ever heard of Nessie? ;) And with all the toxins FieryFemFarmer has correctly noted wind up in the Great Lakes, I'm surprised we haven't encountered any giant mutant fishies yet.