A lot of people think that I worship the devilThat I do all types of retarded shitLook, I can't change the way I thinkI can't change the way I amBut if I offended you, good'Cause I still don't give a fuck

I'm zonin' offa one joint, stoppin' the limoHop in the window shoppin' the demo at gun point. A lyricist without a clue what year is this? Fuck a needle, here's a sword body pierce with this. Livin amuck Never givin' a fuck Gimme the keys I'm drunk and I've never drivin' the truck. But I smoke dope in the cab I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab Come back the next week and re-open the scab

A killer instinct runs in the blood Empty your four clips and bury your guns in the mudI've calmed down now, I was heavy once into drugsI could walk around straight for two months with a buzz

My brain's gone. my soul's worn, my spirit is torn The rest of my body is still being operated on I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writin' this rhyme 'Cause I'm probably gonna get struck by lightning this time

To all the weed that I've smoked, Yo this blunt's for you. To all the people I've offended, Yeah fuck you too. To all the friends I use to have, I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass

For all the drugs that I've done, yo I'm still gonna doTo all the people I've offended, ya fuck you tooEvery time I reminisce, yo I miss my pastBut I still don't give a fuck, y'all can kiss my ass

I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you Cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue I'll hang you 'til you dangle and chain you at both ankles And pull you apart from both angles

I wanna crush your skull 'til your brains leak out of your veins And bust open like broken water mains. So tell Sadam not to bother with making another bomb 'Cause I'm crushing the whole world in my palm

I got your girl in my arm and I'm armed with a fire arm so big my entire arm's a giant fire bomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on and the pants that match, here mama try 'em on

I get amastertive with a mouth full of adjectives A brain full of adverbs and a box full of laxitives Proof of all school accidents God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again

To all the weed that I've smoked, yo this blunt's for you. To all the people I've offended, yeah fuck you too. To all the friends I use to have, I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass

For all the drugs that I've done, Yo I'm still gonna do. To all the people I've offended, Ya fuck you too. Every time I reminisce, Yo I miss my past. But I still don't give a fuck, Y'all can kiss my ass!

I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it I spent a million a track and went over my budget Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt I can't rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet

Drug sickness got me doin' some bug twitchesI'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itchesI don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches Gimme a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

Never ran with a clique, I'm a posse, kamikaze Strappin' the mother fuckin' bomb accross me From the second I was born my mama lost me I'm a cross between Manson, Esham, and Ozzy

I don't even know why the fuck I'm here in the first place. The worst day on this earth was my first birthday. Retarded, what did that nurse say? Brain damage? Fuck I was born during an earthquake

To all the weed that I've smoked, yo this blunt's for you. To all the people I've offended, yeah fuck you too. To all the friends I use to have, I miss my past But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass

For all the drugs that I've done, yo I'm still gonna do. To all the people I've offended, ya fuck you too. Every time I reminisce, yo I miss my past. But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can kiss my ass!