How is this un-insightful fuick on TV? I mean I get the O'rielleys and Hannities and Maddows...American blowhards. But who is listening to a Brit critique the US after being ran out of the UK? How are his ratings not in the negatives?

MN8:What does questioning 'under caution' mean?And yes, he is a d-bag.

the 'caution' is like the British version of Miranda rights (you do not have to say anything, etc). IANAL , but as far as I know, you don't have to be arrested to have it read to you - it just means the police's asses are covered should they later decide to charge him and use anything he said in it. It will also be done formally in an interview room and be recorded, so it's a step up from a friendly chat about what he knows

Dr Jack Badofsky:Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it. Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

What_do_you_want_now:Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it. Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

What_do_you_want_now:Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it. Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

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Ooooo, maybe they could do it as a race. Whomever gets to Piers Morgan first gets to punch him. Have Jeremy on a motorcycle, Hammond on horseback, May in public transport and the Stig by foot.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it. Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

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Or the Stig with brass knuckles?

Didn't the Stig's Chinese cousins do some damage to the crew in one episode, including a chop or two to James May? Chinese Stig has my vote. ...With brass knuckles!

Roughly speaking, it means he's been read his rights, and anything he says can be used against him. It's one step up from "helping police with their inquiries", which isn't nearly as voluntary as it sounds...

Roughly speaking, it means he's been read his rights, and anything he says can be used against him. It's one step up from "helping police with their inquiries", which isn't nearly as voluntary as it sounds...

as long as it leads to Morgan spending his remaining days in Britain...or at least not in the U.S. maybe putting him in a Turkish prison will make everyone happy?

It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.

duffblue:It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.

So far, only one person has expressed interest in him being jailed, in Turkey. Last time I checked Turkey isn't covered by the United States 1st Amendment.

Satanic_Hamster:duffblue: It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.

So far, only one person has expressed interest in him being jailed, in Turkey. Last time I checked Turkey isn't covered by the United States 1st Amendment.

Well, it seems that Morgan IS gradually working his way towards prison. First publishing faked photos about the military beating an Iraqi, and then hacking into telephones, what's next, driving around a van with no rear windows and "FREE CANDY!" spray painted on the sides?

Dr Jack Badofsky:Satanic_Hamster: duffblue: It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.

So far, only one person has expressed interest in him being jailed, in Turkey. Last time I checked Turkey isn't covered by the United States 1st Amendment.

Well, it seems that Morgan IS gradually working his way towards prison. First publishing faked photos about the military beating an Iraqi, and then hacking into telephones, what's next, driving around a van with no rear windows and "FREE CANDY!" spray painted on the sides?

came to say this.I dont care what he says on american TV, or what tripe he tweets. the guy is a sack'o'shiate for lots of other reasons apart from his puerile opinions

duffblue:It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it. Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it. Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

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Or the Stig with brass knuckles?

The Stig's knuckleduster cousin...

If if the Stig has a cousin capable of such a task, I am willing to let him carry out his duties. The fact that Piers Morgan still lives on the U.S. shore is the worst thing imaginable. God, please fortify the Stig with knuckles strong enough to knock this tool back to Liverpool in one shot. I don't care if that's where he's from. Send him there anyway.

Dr Jack Badofsky:If if the Stig has a cousin capable of such a task, I am willing to let him carry out his duties. The fact that Piers Morgan still lives on the U.S. shore is the worst thing imaginable. God, please fortify the Stig with knuckles strong enough to knock this tool back to Liverpool in one shot. I don't care if that's where he's from. Send him there anyway.