Microsoft promoting being fucked in the ass is not as far-fetched as one might assume. Generally, I believe this advertisment is more accurate than the live version in circulation. However, in a PTKFGS world, Apple would have to be a viewing of 2 girls 1 cup, or that fun video of a horse rectally killing a man.

Hey, Father-McKenzie, I have a question for you. In between writing the words to a sermon that no one will hear, darning your socks in the night when there's nobody there, and wiping the dirt from your hands as you walk from the grave, how do you find time to make such great YTMND's?