Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Located!

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) has departed her state for an undisclosed location as part of a secretive week-long work trip, the Associated Press reported on Monday.

Nobody knows where Jan Brewer is but my source at Area 51 shed some light on this story. Area 51 is the not-so-secret installation that is the world's leading depository of information regarding UFOs and alien activities. According to my source, scientists at Area 51 had been tracking a huge alien mother ship that was trying to avoid detection by staying behind the moon. A secret NASA mission placed equipment on the dark side of the moon back in 1995. This equipment has been monitoring alien activity behind the moon ever since. Last month a probe was launched from the mother ship that flew directly over Phoenix, Arizona last Sunday. A passenger was picked up from Earth. This individual has been identified as Arizona Governor Jan Brewer.

The scientists have also intercepted transmissions from both the probe and the mother ship. They have been communicating with their home planet called Bigotromada which is approximately ninety trillion light years from Earth. The communications indicate that Jan Brewer is an illegal alien* andriod that has been malfunctioning for over a decade. They have recalled that model because of anomalies with it's intelligence module. So the aliens are currently in the process of replacing Jan Brewers brain. When she is returned to Earth they hope she will start making sense.