AntitalksidentA spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

SexcedrinMore effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

RagamatWhen administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging at him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant...

"I finished the Oreo's."

"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!"

"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

"Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."

"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

"Get your *own* ice cream."

"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

"Got milk ?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

"Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

"Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water..."

"Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your behind!"

"You don't have the guts to pull that trigger..."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning all you Boomers.

Wassup?

I have 2 days off and 13 1/2 things to do.

Today is supposed to be 62 degrees and partly sunny. Tomorrow is going to be 47 and rainy.

I have a whole bunch yard work I need to do, which I won't be able to do if it's rainy. I have a trip to Texas to make for things such as new glasses, and the really important stuff such as underwear and socks, which I won't want to do if it's rainy. Then there's the overriding desire to hunt arrowheads for 2 days, which I won't be doing if it's rainy.

As for the OTHER 10 1/2 things...... ..I'm not a procrastinating juggernaut for no reason.

The real question of the day is, which 2 of the BIG 3 won't get done?.......... hmmmm....That's a tough one.

I've put off getting new glasses for 2 years. What's a nuther 2 weeks.

Have a happy day everybody.

joe

Edited by gymcandy1 (02/11/1301:15 AM)

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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

Another exciting Dr. appt for me today. Hoping for a good report, scared they'll tell me I have to go back into hospital. Let's keep our fingers crossed...

It's another rainy day, but not quite as cold. Sorry to hear you're still digging out Cailyn.

How are all our pets doing out there? My cat's doing okay. A little annoyed with me because for 2 straight days I forgot to give her canned food. And also when Brielle was here I wouldn't let her play with those tantalizing wiggling feet...

Son woke me as had to run out the door to get to son's field trip which was supposed to be last Friday but was rescheduled to Monday. Then he called and said the time had been switched. So, I'm home with Mr C.

It is yuk and raining here, so I'm going to sip and surf as I can.

Sharon!

Edited by looney4labs (02/11/1302:59 PM)

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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras

Good Morning Boomers!! Cool here and partly cloudy but certainly not as cold as it has been. Hubby's roofer friend is here to start on his shop roof, yay!!! I love my new washer and dryer!! They are all I had hoped for and more, lol! Hope things go great for you SharonB and you too Gail!! You are so brave. I would give you some of my hair if I could!!! Just a little housework today and some gaming!! MIL is slowly doing better but so far to go yet!!! My own Mum is hanging in there. Her memory lapses more and more...so hard to see this. Hope you get out of the corner today Ana!!! Happy Gaming everyone!!

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LotusLife is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Thanks for your well wishes. It worked! My doctor says I'm healing well, no infection but some irritation because I can't leave the scabs alone. He repeats his admonition that I must stay away from my cat or any other animal. So I'm doing good!

Gail I'm so glad this is the last treatment and I have faith that your hair will return quickly.

Lotus, I envy you your new washer and dryer. Saying a prayer for your mom and MIL.

Looney, thanks for the good luck wish. It worked! It's rainy here too, but it feels colder inside than outside. I'm going to Walmart tomorrow to buy a space heater. I've been freezing here (I have a very low tolerance for cold and a very high tolerance for heat) but can't afford to turn the heat up too high.

Ana, she's had dry food and kitty treats but that'a just not going to cut it when you want gravy!

I went to bed at 6 PM last night and woke up at 8 AM this morning -Wow- it ought to be a sterling gameing day, all that sleep.

That new cat, Schemer, -oh General Schemer- he can eat. This morning 4 cans of Fancy Feast and 1/4 can Mighty Dog. That's more than I've had today. I'll have to cut back on something else just to keep him fed. I have a Commander Buttons and a General Schemer now, the rest of us, all girls, will be well protected now.

Cold rainey and dark day. Good gaming and movie watching day. When I ate meat these were pot roast days -oh how good the kitchen smelled.

Happy snow day,are the schools closed

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I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose

Hi guys. Well, it was slip and slide this morning on my way to work. Coming home earlier it was pouring rain. I have to go back to work shortly so I'll just say have a great rest of the day. I need to take my umbrella with me. Two days ago we had 2 1/2 feet of snow and couldn't get out the door. Ahhh New England weather. Can't beat it.