For reals this time though! I know i've said i wanted to join like 100 times and never posted, but here i am...posting! I am looking for a guild with active people to talk to and kill big monsters with (not too big or scary). SO yeah, if you wanna know anything else feel free to ask.

Hey, long time no see! I feel I must warn you that our application process is considered by many to be arcane... even "sadistic." The exact procedure is, like Llew's sanity, always in a state of flux, so don't be surprised if you're asked to sacrifice small animals to the Heretical Underlord of the Red Fathoms, Manny the Lovable Kitten.