I think someone has found my long lost Avenger!! (Could it really be true??)

I got a call last night from a lady named Olga who told me she found one of my discs on the kids' playground at ERP on Monday 8/15. She is going to be back at ERP next Monday at 7:00 (it's the earliest she could be there....I know it is after we start), but I am not going to be able to make it. Would it be possible for one of you guys to "play the role of me" and claim this disc for me? PM me for more details that you will need if this is possible.

Maybe someone who starts at #13 or #4 could be at the turn at 7:00 and could meet her on the playground and claim this disc.

If it is the Avenger, I have no idea how it would have been found on the kids' playground, but it is the only disc that I can see that I am missing at this point.

Maybe a small reward for the claimer who pretends to be me?? We'll see!!

Okay, this is killing me! The saga of the lost/returned Avenger has my curiosity piqued. Does Jeremy have it? Does Rich have it? Has Olga used it to serve apple strudel on to someone suffering from lycanthropy who ran off with it? Is GHILL mad at everyone for stiffing him on the return plans? This is unusual to have a whole thread about getting a lost disc back, but it's somewhat entertaining.

Hasn't this thread taken a "unique" turn? All this just from trying to get a disc back! I am glad that we can provide such entertainment to those who are curious.

I have not heard from anyone in the Monday night group yet this morning as to the final result of the "Saga of the Avenger" (sounds like a new super-hero movie to me). Those who were there please fill me in.

Olga showed up with two burly bodyguards as we were about to tee on hole 1. With a thick Ukrainian accent straight from the seaport streets of Odessa, she asked "Das enyone heer know Geerry?". Rich was closest and tried to reply, but was tongue-tied at the sight of Olga's tight black outfit and could only stammer "I..I...I'm Gerry...I mean I know Gerry". Olga's eyebrows arched at his hesitation, and with just a slight motion of her finger the two bodyguards started menacingly towards Rich. Rich started to step back, then stood tall and bellowed at the men...in Ukrainian! Much to our surprise they immediately headed for the parking lot. Rich told us later it was just a phrase he learned from online porn, which I tend to believe since Olga gave him her phone number along with the disc.

What HAVE I started here??? The "saga" of the disc as described in the earlier post was HILARIOUS!! Rich....you da man!!!

For those who are curious, Rich did get the disc for me and has made arrangements with me for its safe return....probably just so I can go and lose it again! Who knows? Maybe I SHOULD lose it on a regular basis just so that the entertainment that has been had by all can continue?

Anyway...the disc will soon be home again and all will be well in my MANLY world! In response to the "historical" interpretation of my name, it's a good thing that I teach English and not history for a living! Geez! I go by "Gerry" as much as possible. I only get my real name (Gerald) called when I get in trouble.

Looks like when I get out to the course next Monday night that I will never live this down! That's fine! At least I will have my Avenger and Rich will have made a new "friend."

When you call yourself Gerry instead of Gerald and have Go LADY spartans in your signature - it kinda looks that way.

I commend your teaching job as I know it must be tough to teach English to today's texting and zero attention span students.It's hard to understand some of the things Lorelei and her friends are saying sometimes without an interpreter, but I try to keep up as much as possible to not be too far out of the loop.If I ever make it out to ERP again, I'll have to come by and meet you, take a disc out of your bag and wait for The Missing Disc Part II posting to begin.

keith johnson wrote:It's hard to understand some of the things Lorelei and her friends are saying sometimes without an interpreter, but I try to keep up as much as possible to not be too far out of the loop.

Now that is hilarious, Grandmaster Dad! Why wait for Alzheimer's when you can be delusional NOW?

By the way, GERALD, I still have your CH. Blue TeeBird... Sign up for the Hotlanta Firechicken this Sunday (PM Dollar) and it will be there.