Sunday, August 29, 2010

bullet day, i will giant you

what we learned: the missing details of how Batman disappeared over Final Crisis/Batman R.I.P. and got stranded in time. the smartest man in the universe figures it all out as he gets Omega Sanction-ed. Darkseid makes it the trap for the ages and something you can't get out of, but Bats inadvertently creates a hole in it by killing Darkseid with his magic bullet.oh shit moment:Scott Free, i think you should give up your title as the Universe's best escape artist.what's next: do you know what my next cologne is? its Essence of Bullet.

Batman lost braincells on his trip backwards in time, he couldn't even spell his name.