While this video is now everywhere I have to admit I like the backstory behind it. The guy has never sung before and just made up a little jingle to get people to visit his fish stand. His friend ended up recording him doing his song and put it on Youtube and now not only is he an internet sensation, but has a deal pending with Warner Bros. Also, watching the video with the girls I pretend the one pound fish he is talking about is them.

Here is more on the story:

Muhammad Shahid Nazir, now known as £1 Fish Man,moved to London’s East End having left his native Pakistan and his wife and four children to discover a better life for them all. Working on a market stall selling fish, Nazir needed a trader’s call to grab passing trade. His song became the stuff of legend and a viral sensation: “Have-a, have-a look, one pound fish. Very, very good, very, very cheap, one pound fish.”

After a video of him was uploaded to YouTube, Nazir saw himself accelerated into the spotlight: he auditioned on the X-Factor, saw his ‘£1 Fish Song’ covered separately bysuperstar producer Timbaland and singer Alesha Dixon and was profiled by the Evening Standard who declared: “Watch out Psy, you’ve got a rival” and The Sun who stated: “It might just be the Christmas No. 1.”

Although one might think that they are the big fish, the top dog, there’s always somebody else out there that can own one. Some might even be godlike compared to the norm…

This video shows you what happens when you aggro a freaking GOD!

I love how the floating head of a black dude that looks like the Montgomery Flea Market Rapper shows up at the end and kills everyone. ENHOY!

Lyrics:

She said ‘How did we get ourselves so lost?’ And I said ‘I don’t know, But we will not be leaving tonight. When you hold me I, I feel better’

I only want one night, together in our arms This is the longest night, we’re meeting arms to arms

Nothing is wasted and life is worth living Heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars There is a day that is yours for embracing Everything’s nothing, and nothing is ours

Nothing is wasted and life is worth living (I only want one night) Heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars There is a day that is yours for embracing (This is the longest night) Everything’s nothing, and nothing is ours

And maybe if we’d never come this way Then we would live and prosper But I doubt it We are a violent race And we deserve what we get When you hold me, when you hold me I feel better, I feel better

I only want one night, together in our arms (I feel better) This is the longest night, we’re meeting arms to arms (I feel better) I only want one night, together in our arms (I feel better) This is the longest night, we’re meeting arms to arms

Nothing is wasted, a life is worth living Heaven is nowhere just look to the stars There is a day that is yours for embracing Everything’s nothing, and nothing is ours

Nothing is wasted, and life is worth living (I only want one night) Heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars (Together in our arms) There is a day that is yours for embracing (This is the longest night) Everything’s nothing and nothing is ours (We’re meeting arms to arms)

The best thing about Friday is your brain has already left the building. When you are sitting at work or school you realize you really do not care about what’s going on. All you can think about is the weekend and that my friends is brain dead. You are functioning, but not really there. So, for those who are brain dead here is a video to go along with your current state. I don’t know why someone would make a video like this, but it saps your soul and you can’t stop watching Adam from He-Man dancing and singing to this song. So Enjoy.

Omg I found this soooooooooo funny that I wanted to share it with you!

What’s Up (HEY, What’s Going On) He-man AMV LMAO!!!

And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed Just to get it all out, what’s in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take A deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs, What’s goin’ on

I have decided out of sheer boredom, and in honor of my beloved electronica, to post the most insane, un-nerving, wtf music videos in our hallowed musical genre. Most of these videos aren’t safe for work, or viewing, or life.

If you want, you can play a fun game where you guess what drugs the video producers were on when they thought of these. Yes.

I’ll be posting these in installments as I am a pious man and don’t want your lovely browsers toppling around you.

It has been a while since we had a true music video so enjoy this one from Bonnie Bailey.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdlzaRR_R_0[/youtube]

Lyrics:

Strolling through A lesion feels with you Our lush, the first hypnotic phase Cooin’ words, melting As cliches keep me Turn into the next page

Everyday is a first time For something at all As compelling as you walk to me And i to you Curiosity has me pink and gold Your kingdom of pretty Upon this floor, magical symphony Consumed by the freedom of stabilities Curiosity has me pink and gold Your kingdom of pretty

You feel familiar A comfort that comes with years Sparkles flush my skin As we end up in tears as i Trace your footsteps around the world Pushing moving like your little girl A glitter among the bird lies

Everyday is a first time For something at all As compelling as you walk to me And i to you Curiosity has me pink and gold Your kingdom of pretty Upon this floor, magical symphony Consumed by the freedom of stabilities Curiosity has me pink and gold Your kingdom of pretty

You’re so pretty You’re so pretty

Everyday is a first time For something at all As compelling as you walk to me And i to you Curiosity has me pink and gold Your kingdom of pretty Upon this floor, magical symphony Consumed by the freedom of stabilities Curiosity has me pink and gold Your kingdom of pretty

We found the cure to all your worries and it is the mixture of Nyan Cat and DubStep. Salad UK is back again this week with an enchanting music video that will consume your soul.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZtzB2SI6dQ[/youtube]

Video info:

Nyan Cat gets a mindfucking Dubstep Video remix to the Alex S remix 😀

Made this in like 3 hours seeing as i hadn’t made a video in a few days plus im going Hype this weekend and will prolly be too fucked all weekend to make one then too. So yea, sorry its not amazing, but what else could i do with a cat that hardly moves o.O

It has been a while since we put a pure music video so why not go with a OI favorite, Aqua.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQkNBiGpH0[/youtube]

Aqua How R U Doing lyrics

How r u doin’? How r u doin’? How r u doin’? PartyIt’s time do it It’s time to tell us how to queue it We’re gonna pop what’s in the bottle Gonna rock what’s in the shuttle All the love, we’re gonna spread it (spread it)

How r u doin’?

Hey girls, let’s get it on, let’s get it on till we got it Gotta lose the distance that we got until we rock it Tonight we’re gonna share a secret invitation Love generation, love generation

We wanna know now if you’re feeling alive We wanna know now are you ready tonight? It’s time to party ’cause the feeling is right We wanna know now are you ready to go-oh-oh-oh?

Another Friday and with the weekend here it is time to get out and dance and that is what Dubstep Fridays is all about. This week we feature yet another Salad UK remix and this one has some hot stepping ladies getting down to the Skrillex.

We here at Obscure Internet have a thing for Dubstep. For those that do not know it is in a nutshell a video remixed to go with Dubstep dance music. We believe everyone should dance on Fridays so we will be bringing you new ones each week.

This dubstep features Gene Kelly from Singing in the Rain and honestly, it is one of our favorites.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOGi_OxTJ4M[/youtube]

Thanks to Salad UK for the video. All relevant information below is from their YouTube page.

Remember when you were a kid and would play Cowboys and Indians or War with your friends? Image if you could add animation to make the battles look real. This awesome video does that and the song is pretty good to boot.

Lene started off as a barmaid and model and then appeared on a Norwegian gameshow where at the end she sang a song called Almaz, from there she began her solo singing career and sang the 2006 hit song “I love New York”. Currently she is raising her family.

One of the many things anime makers are good at is putting together intro videos. They add their own animation and blend it with music that gets you into the show you are about to watch. There are some great fan made intros out there as well and here is one of them.

So the question asked was will the Angry Birds theme replace the Super Mario Brothers theme as far as popularity in gaming and my response is God I hope not. However, the Pomplamoose cover was pretty cool so check it out.

The original song was created by, Dark Materia featuring clips from Star Trek the next Generation and original music. The original video was uploaded by, CoJux. Perhaps you have to like Star Trek somewhat to like this song, but I still consider it one of the best of the internet.

Dogs that howl from outer space Come to Earth to lay to waste With fang and claw to shred your face They will erase the human race Time to kiss your ass goodbye Prehistoric dogs of war Pack of wolves is at your door Their will to kill will fill the pits of hell Blood is spilled and none too soon Looking down from cratered moon They see us flee we need to break the spell Dogs that howl from outer space Come to Earth to lay to waste With fang and claw to shred your face They will erase the human race Time to kiss your ass goodbye Our lives are long But our flesh is gone It may be wrong God bless godlessness We’re walking tall If we walk at all We’re living like a Prehistoric dog

Originally from Los Angeles, Hyper Crush began with only with two band member and was called Bel-Airs. When their female vocalist joined the name of the band and the style of the music changed to what they became known for.

Destination Unknown or “Destination Calabria” is a track produced by Alex Gaudino featuring a mash-up taking the instrumental from Rune’s “Calabria” and the vocals from Alex Gaudino’s and Crystal Waters. This track was the first single released from his debut album titled, My Destination.

The music video features female dances in provocative (sexual) poses wearing green marching band costumes and playing instruments.

Eric Prydz is a Swedish DJ who created a number of tracks including, Call on me which is a dance music track based on a sample of Steve Winwood’ song, Valerie. The song became a hit and the video went viral with over 15 million views on YouTube. One of the main reasons it went viral is because the video features women preforming aerobics in a sexually suggestive manner.

yo, Evil Boy, why is your incanca so big? all the better to love you with! no glove, no love; if you don’t believe me, take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!

[Ninja]: everybody go, “ho!” like a thunder cat i’m all up in the club in my underpants. no shirt on ’cause it’s fokken hot let’s go, Diplo, pump it up! girls wanna say hello to me from the Zef side to the fuckin’ overseas i’m lookin’ at who’s lookin’ at me lookin’ at you lookin’ back, who can that be? when i’m all up in this, bitch, you know who the fuck it is roll through the club like a tokoloshe; Ninja’s hung like a fuckin’ horse yeah, girl – i’m a freak of nature: sign my name on your boob, fuck a piece of paper if you feelin’ me, cool. not feelin’ me? fuck off wies jy? fokkol. umnqundu wakho

yo, Evil Boy, why is your incanca so big? all the better to love you with! no glove, no love; if you don’t believe me, take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!

yo, Evil Boy, why is your incanca so big? all the better to love you with! no glove, no love; if you don’t believe me, take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!

[Yo-Landi Vi$$er]: Yo-Landi Vi$$er so fancy like this bad ass beat; rock the motherfuckin’ microphone with no panties i’m a bad ass chick, yo: my black magic spelletjies make all the boys go, “damn, that’s sick” lie down on the bed, boy, let me light the candles uh-uh, don’t touch, Yo-Landi just too hot to handle blindfold you, lock your hands up with the handcuffs even though you lying down, i can make you stand up spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn fuck a pen and pad, i write my rhymes with a Ouija board draw a pentagram on your chest with my lipstick visions in the mirror: heavy Zef futuristic let me take your pants off. let’s see what you made of go through your pockets – no, we not gonna make love go through your wallet – woah! look at all this paper! what a fuckin’ sucker. see you later, masturbator

[Ninja/(Yo-Landi Vi$$er)]: i went from fokol to so fokken hot right now, i’ll put you in your place! motherfucker, skrik wakker, we coming through, pumping you full of bass! fok rustig, eks apokaliptikal, (fucking you in the face!) Zef cherries tioon my, “spieg my fokken hol nat” fuck everyone, eyes on the prize when i go for the jugular surprise me or fokof and die when i remind you of how much you suck! everyone’s so fokken so-so (yo, we’ve been sent to fuck you up!) Zef techno mosh-pit gangsta nommer een kind everything you rap about comes true if you got some freakin’ balls but mind your tongue when you rhyme on the drum; gaan vra vir Biggie Smalls i gotta rock if you motherfucking like it or not (yo, is you ready for) this hostile take over? bow to the fokken master my slang is banging, i’m freaking the fuck out of myself! yo, i’m my biggest fan ’cause, buddy, when you man down,no fokken hands out when you really need a hand machine gun rapper (lekker budda-budda, motherfucker) yo, i’m bigger than Koos Kombuis se ma se fokken poes!

Sergey Vasilyevich Parkhomenko was born in 1976 in Gomel Belarus, a tough neighborhood in Russia. In 2001-he joined a hip-hop group called Kontra da Banda, not long after that he began his solo career and gain popularity in 2004. Seryoga has released several albums and singles. This video is from his 2008 album.

This video is just creepy. The Hoff pulls up in his super K.I.T car trying to pick up women, but it more looks like he is some weird kidnapper not some cool due. I think everyone will appreciate the background images like the Wonder Woman stars. I guess in the end Dave realizes he doesn’t really like women and boots her out ejection seat style.

Toy Box was a Danish pop group that had a similar style and sound to Aqua. There group consists of vocalists Anila Mirza and Amir El-Falaki, they released two album and a number of singles including one of my favorites, Tarzan & Jane.

Lyrics to Tarzan And Jane :

Deep in the jungle, in the land of adventure, lives TarzanOo-ee-oo-ee… I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-man The tree-top swinger from jungle-land Come, baby come, I will take you for a swing Let’s go, honey, I’m tinkeling

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong He’s really cute, and his hair is long Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong So listen to the Jungle-song:

Oo-ee-oo-ee… I am Tarzan from Jungle, you can be my friend Oo-ee-oo-ee… I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

When you touch me, I feel funny I feel it too, when you’re touching me Come to my tree-house, to my party Yes, I’ll go if you carry me

Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise He’s really cute, and his hair is nice Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong So listen to the Jungle-song:

Oo-ee-oo-ee… I am Tarzan from Jungle, you can be my friend Oo-ee-oo-ee… I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

This is a pretty cool video that arranges the history of the Soviet Union to the melody of Tetris. The music is by, Pig with the face if a boy and was written and performed by Donald Newholm and Dan Woods. This video won best animation and low budget award at the Super Shorts International Film Festival.

What do you get when you mix in political corrects, stereotypes, Japanese tentacle porn and sheep humping with a beat, you get a pretty awesome online slots video from vocalist Ray Johnson and his band, Your Favorite Martian.

Rolling with the $O$ High energy Never seen zef so fresh Uh, when we mic check Hi-def flow’s flex Yo we aren’t the messed up Not fucking the best We not like the rest My style is UFO Totally unknown You can’t fuck with my new Zef flow I’m hard to miss “You can’t do this, you can’t do that” Yo, fuckin’ who said so? I do what I like Too hot to handle, too cold to hold You can’t fuck with the chosen one I-I-I want the knife I’m a Ninja

Hook x2

Ninja is poes cool But don’t fuck with my game Boy or I’ll poes you Life is tough When I get stuck When my time is up I push through Till I break-break-break on through to the other side Fantastically poor with patience like a stalker

Ninja is hardcore Been cut so deep, feel no pain It’s not sore Don’t ask for kak or You’ll get what you ask for I’m like a wild animal in the corner Waiting for the break of dawn Trying to get through the night Just a man with the will to survive

My blade swing free Decapitate a hater with amazing ease This is not a game, boy Don’t play with me I work my light sabre like a wild fucking savage from the dark side danger

Yin to the yang Totally Hi-Tek Ninjas Motherfucking big in Japan I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan Fly-talking, sky-walking Like a ninja

Hook x2

Fuck, this is like The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life Fuck all of you who said I wouldn’t make it Who said I was a loser They said I was a no-one They said I was a fuckin’ psycho But look at me now: All up on the interweb World-wide, 2009 Futurista Enter the ninja Yolandi Visser DJ Hi-Tek Die fokken Antwoord

This is another international group called, Die Antwoord, a futuristic rap and rave crew from South Africa. The group has a unique sound and style they call Zef. The group made up of Ninja, Yo-Landi Vi$$er and Dj Hi-tek, made it big in 2009 with their video called Enter The Ninja. Now, Obscure Inter brings you their latest masterpiece, Rich Bitch.

I do my own thing when the phone rings Maybe I’ll answer, maybe I’m busy (yo yo yo Yo-Landi) I want some next shit I got connections Only speak to people I wanna speak to Sophisticated, fokken larney Nutella on my sarmie Fokken dik gesmeer, bra

I shop at Woolworths With my own paper, eh, flava On the fuckin’ microphone (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)

I was a victim of a kak situation A stalk in the system With no fokken assistance I know it sounds strange But I used to count change On the counter at pick ‘n pay Or Shoprite-Checkers No butter on my broodjie Geen koeldrank nie, net my strootjie But then I got my game on Yo flame on (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)