As I’m sure the majority of companies have made you painfully aware, Valentines Day is right around the corner. Unfortunately it’s become a holiday filled with bullshit beliefs that if you’re not part of a couple, you just don’t deserve to enjoy the day.

Thankfully I’m not the only one that thinks this way – in an attempt to help you have an amazing weekend filled with self pleasuring and love, no matter your relationship status, Tantus is having a flash sale where you can take a whopping 40% off everything they carry!

Yes, you read that right – 40% off EVERYTHING!

Vibrators Are On Sale Too!

Original Magic Wand

I love the bullet compatible vibes Tantus makes, but I’d be lost without my Original Magic Wand (was $60, now $36). Those rumbly deep vibrations, the ergonomic design, simple two power settings, cushioned head, and ease of use, are things my body lusts after. In all honestly, there hasn’t been a time it’s failed to make me orgasm, and for that I’m forever thankful.

There’s also the rechargeable Magic Wand up for grabs (was $125, now $75), as well as the new Doxy Massager (was $130, now $78). I haven’t tried either of them yet, but I’ve heard from friends that they are both on par – if not better than the Original Magic Wand.

Tantus Haul Video Featuring My Favorite Tantus Toys!

*jump to 3:23 in the video to skip all my blabbing

If you’re not sure what to grab, I made a Tantus Haul video showcasing some of my fave products (above). It should give you a pretty good idea of the product sizes, colors, what they’re good for, and/or why I love them.

As for why you need some Tantus in your life: everything is crafted from body safe material (no worries about toxic chemicals), they don’t absorb bodily fluids, lube, or bacteria (unlike jelly, tpr, or tpe sex toys – which can never be fully sterilized), they’ll last a lifetime with a minimal amount of care (this is HUGE money saver in the long run!), most are harness compatible or safe for stuffing in yer butt, and most importantly, Tantus has some of the best customer service around!

For Those On A Tight Budget

If you want to save EVEN MORE, this sale lets you take another 40% off already reduced Tantus grab bags… with the discount nothing is over $23!

They’re the same great products crafted from the same premium grade silicone, just mixed into a variety of shades Tantus usually doesn’t carry… I’ve managed to get some absolutely stunning color mixes this way (one is blackish purple, with a midnight purple glittery sheen). Trust me, this is a fantastic way of snagging some quality sex toys at amazing prices.

Just head over to the grab bags page, pick the toys you want, enter code “LOVEYA” during check out, and BOOM! You just got some of the very best silicone sex toys at prices that are almost unheard of.

p.s. Last time Tantus did a grab bag sale they sold out. I highly suggest you get your orders in sooner than later, this isn’t something you want to miss out on!

Need Some Help Choosing Grab Bag Items?

Echo Grab Bag

Dildos

When it comes to g-spot stimulation I love the Tantus Echo (reg. $40, now $24). The ripples along the shaft provide an amazing sensation during thrusting and the silicone is firm, while still retaining some flexibility, squish and give, making it comfortable but highly effective. If you like textures, g-spot stimulation, or something a little different I’d highly suggest an Echo.

Vamp

My second favorite is the Vamp (reg. $29, now $17.40). It doesn’t offer as much g-spot stimulation as the Echo, but there is a ridge where the head meets the shaft that feels glorious during use. Also, the length and girth are perfect for those times I want something slightly larger without being overwhelmed by size. As for the silicone, it’s a bit more rigid than the Echo, but still supple and retains some squish and give. If you want a dildo that has subtle nuances rather than heavy texturing, but still manages to offer g-spot stimulation, I’d go for a Vamp.

large silk

Then there’s the Large Silk (reg. $33, now $19.80) which I covered in the Tantus Haul video above. Personally, I think the smooth seamless shaft makes this dildo perfect for deep and heavy thrusting. And although there isn’t much by way of sensation play, it glides effortlessly with a small amount of lube. It’s similar in size to the vamp, but way more flexible and not quite as heavy. If you don’t like g-spot stimulation and aren’t big on textures, but want a dildo that is fulfilling, you’ll definitely like the Large Silk.

Little Flirt

Butt Play

When it comes to non-intimidating butt toys the little flirt (reg. $21, now $12.60 – pictured left), or small ripple (reg. $22, now $13), will do you just fine. Both are easy to insert and remove, have some flexibility making them very comfortable during use, the bases are flared so you don’t have to worry about them getting lost, and they really aren’t intimidating at all. When I first was introduced to butt play they were my go to. I’d highly suggest them to anyone getting started.

Ryder

If you’re already well versed with putting things in yer butt and would prefer something a little larger, you’re going to want to grab a Ryder (reg $23, now $14.40, pictured right). It’s substantially less flexible than the lil flirt, but still has quite a bit of squish and give making it comfortable to insert, use, and remove. I don’t often venture away from my Ripple or Flirt, but when I do I opt for the Ryder (or Perfect Plug/Juice).

Regardless of what you choose I can promise each of the products listed above are amazing, I know because I own all of them.

So what are you waiting for! Head over to Tantus, find some toys you love, type in code “LOVEYA” at checkout, and snag some amazing for yourself… not just for Valentines Day, but any damn time you want! You’re worth it.

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Rather than leaving you to click around in search of the best Black Friday and Cyber Monday sex toy sales, I’ve conveniently listed all of my faves below. Consider this a token of my appreciation for your support over the years. That and a way of getting you to buy quality sex toys at a fraction of the cost, ’cause that’s just how I do.

Like last year I tried to streamline this as best I can, but if you’ve got some time to spare, I suggest doing a quick scroll through all the deals – that way you’ll be sure to get exactly what you want at the best prices. Beware, the list this year is long and surprisingly detailed… that’s what you get when I spend 3 days jumping between sites, comparing prices, emailing manufacturers for advance notice, and doing my damnedest to help you save!

Want to thank me for hooking you up? Just remember to clear your cookies and cache before you link to your favorite store, that way you can be sure I’ll make a tiny commission anytime you shop. It’s usually not a lot of money, but it’s enough to keep me doing something I love.

Black Friday Sex Toy Sales 2015

If you don’t feel like reading everything, or if you’re easily overwhelmed by big posts, here’s a no bullshit list of the very best deals I could find for some of the very best products…

Click the links below to go straight to my favorite retailers

Tantus Black Friday Sales

Tantus, the makers of some of the worlds best silicone toys, one of my absolute most favorite companies ever, has a bunch of major sales going… if you don’t yet own anything by them I HIGHLY suggest you take advantage while you can and treat yo self! You’ll thank me for it later, promise!

As for why you’d want everything Tantus makes; they’re 100% medical grade silicone and won’t absorb bodily fluids, lube, or bacteria, are phthalate and latex free (no toxins here!), are easy to care for and clean, come in a variety of amazing colors and styles, have the very best customer service, and most importantly – the toys they make will last you a lifetime with a minimum amount of care. Yes, you’ll spend a bit more than you would on some shitty jelly toy, but you’ll NEVER have to replace them (saving you money in the long run!). If you still aren’t sure about Tantus I suggest you watch my Tantus Haul video and read about why I’ve loved Tantus for the last 10 years.

Now that I’ve got that out of the way, let’s move on to the sales…

First and foremost, the grab bag section has products that are already heavily discounted, we’re talking excessive savings on a normal day… well, right now they’ve got a ‘Buy 2 Get 1 Free‘ deal going so you can save EVEN MORE MONEY! If you don’t care too much about the colors, but want a kick ass toys that are made to last a life time, start here!

Black Friday

Taking it one level further, today through Sunday Nov 29th at 11:59pm you can BUY 1 GET 1 FREE on EVERYTHING TANTUS MAKES, which is rare! The only items it doesn’t include are lube and non Tantus made stuff. But honestly, you can get that anywhere else so no loss. My suggestion, if there’s something you’ve ever wanted that’s really expensive – like a feeldoe for strapless strap-on sex or a giant toy like their Amsterdam, this is a perfect opportunity to grab it and get something else of equal or lesser value FOR FREE.

Cyber Monday

If you missed the BOGO sale Tantus, Inc.had, no need to worry, you can save 40% for a limited time on you ENTIRE purchase! Use code ‘MOANDAY’ from 11am – 3pm pst and save. Get the deals here –> http://bit.ly/1hR1Ekk

Don’t forget, you also get U.S. free shipping with orders over $100+, international is free with orders $200+.

When looking at prices remember it’s a “Buy 1 Get 1 Free” sale!

If there was ever a product range that gave me “penis envy”, it would be made by Fleshlight. Don’t know what a Fleshlight is or why you NEED one? Check the video above, I made it and it explains everything (if you can’t view it here, you should be able to watch on YouTube here).

As for deals, they always have something going on… and Black Friday at Fleshlight is no exception! I’ve listed the sales by percentage below, that way you’ll be able to easily snag the best ones without having to hunt around the site.

HINT: you’re going to need renew powder to keep your Fleshlight like new, but rather than spending so much on such a small bottle, you’d be better off getting a larger bulk package of corn starch on Amazon. It’s basically the same thing at a fraction of the cost.

*Note: I’m showing the U.S. prices, for Canadians it’ll be slightly higher. Also, each sale image takes you to the general sale page.

Fleshlight Deals

Fleshlight Girl Deals

I’ll be honest, I’ve loved SheVibe since the very first day I saw their website 6+ years ago; the graphics are amazing, the prices are some of the lowest you’ll find, the site itself is ridiculously easy to navigate, they focus on carrying body safe options, and the customer service is fabulous. If there was any place I’d want all my readers to shop, it’s here!

Like last year SheVibe is doing a straight forward tiered sale deal…

Get 10% off when you spend $75+, plus free shipping (use code ‘STUFFING10’)

Get 15% off when you spend $100+, plus free shipping (use code ‘STUFFING15’)

Right now my favorite g-spot vibe is the L’amorouse Rosa; the vibrations are deep and rumbly, the body safe silicone is smooth, supple, and so lovely to touch, there’s 9 different vibration settings to go through, it’s rechargeable, waterproof, whisper quiet, and the curve is like nothing I’ve ever experienced. Although it’s not the cheapest toy around, coming in at $144 (with “STUFFING20” discount), SheVibe has it for the lowest price I’ve seen anywhere so far.

– The Perfect G-Spot Kit –

Njoy Pure Wand

Decor Throe

Sliquid H20

You could pair the definitive g-spot ‘dildo’, Njoy Pure Wand for $99 (Njoy has it listed for $110) + Liberator Decor Throe for $89 (reg $120), or any of the Liberator Throes for that matter, + 4oz bottle of Sliquid H2O for $8, then use code ‘STUFFING20’ at checkout and save an additional 20%, plus free shipping! Honestly, if I could pick any combo of toys to give someone, this one would be it. If you’re a squirter you’ll thank me for this later. Promise.(*with the discount code you’re looking at saving $80 vs buying items separately at regular price!)

I don’t rep Babeland as much as I used to, it’s nothing personal, I just realized that in most cases you can get similar prices shopping companies other I love more *cough*SheVibe *cough*. Since it’s Black Friday I figured I’d check them out – you know, just in case – and actually I wasn’t disappointed.

Now through 12/2 you can save 25% on all the amazing things Fun Factory makes. Very rarely will you find their stuff on sale, so this is a big deal. Personally I’d suggest anything in the Stronic line – instead of vibrating they thrust. Yes, you read that right. There’s also the Amor and Magnum dildos, I love them both equally. Actually that’s a lie, my vagina belongs to the Amor. Vibe wise the Boss Lady is pretty badass. So is the Tiger Vibe.

PinkCherry is often the first place I check when it comes to sex toy sales. This Black Friday however, they aren’t as flush as years prior. That doesn’t mean you can’t snag something kickass… it’s just a matter of knowing where to look. My fave deals are listed below.

There’s a few times a year I feel sharing sales is to your benefit, and Halloween is usually one of them. Although the discounts often aren’t as steep as the ones found on Black Friday/Cyber Monday, there’s still some pretty great deals I don’t want you to miss out on. Consider this a token of my undying love for all of you. That and my way of helping you get your hands on some of the best kick ass toys currently available!

I apologize in advance for any of the cheesy Halloween lines you’re about to read. I couldn’t help it.

So, without further ado, here’s all the sales, deals, or discounts I know about for the coming Halloween weekend…

If there is one thing @Tantus does well (other than making the very best toys!), it’s surprising their customers with spooktacular surprise Flash Sales!

Starting Friday Oct 30th, every night at midnight another sale will go live… but there’s a catch: you won’t know what the sales are until they go live – so keep checking, and if you see something you want just grab it! Trust me on this, Tantus stuff always sells out fast! If you want to get your hands on some of the industries very best pleasure products at a fraction of the price, I HIGHLY suggest taking advantage of this!

PLUS – use code ‘BUTTCANDY’ and you’ll save 20% on butt plugs through Saturday.PLUS, PLUS – From Plugs, Rings, Vibrators, and Dildos to Feeldoes, Strap-Ons, and Sensation Toys, buy any 2 two toys and you’ll get 20% off lube or cleaner.PLUS, PLUS, PLUS – all of the comfortable, easy to use, and fangtastic Tantus Silks are $15 off right now! That’s a savings of up to 40%! (just the single toys, not the kits)

Seriously. With all those deals, this weekend will be an amazing opportunity to save a lot of money.

I’m not sure about the success Fleshlight is having with their Freaks on a year round basis, but Halloween is the perfect time to put them on sale for all the ghosts and ghouls! (I really don’t know where I was going with that).

PinkCherry

Another one of my favorite sites, PinkCherry, is offering 30% off with code ‘BOO’ for their Halloween Sex Toy Sale, plus free shipping with orders $49 or more!

Some deals worth checking out:

On the Canadian version of the site EVERYTHING by Njoy is heavily reduced! Rarely will you find the Pure Wand for under $100 (they’ve got it for $90 with discount – regular $129, that’s a $39 savings). The Njoy Eleven usually retails for no less than $299, with discount you can snag one for $210 (regular $299, a savings of $90) . That’s a steal!

Looking back over years worth of blog posts, it seems I’ve made a habit of keeping my readers in the loop when my favourite retailers have big sales. In an attempt to stick with the tradition, I thought I’d share all of the “Labor Day Sex Toy Sales” I know about. Consider this a token of my undying love for all of you. That and my way of saying sorry for not creating more content over the last 6 months, life’s been crazy, but we’ll talk about that in my next post.

So, without further ado, here’s all the sales, deals, or discounts I know about for the coming long weekend…

Another one of my favorite sites, PinkCherry, is offering 25% off with code LONG25, plus free shipping with orders $49 or more!

Some deals worth checking out:

On the Canadian version of the site EVERYTHING by Njoy is heavily reduced! Rarely will you find the Pure Wand for under $85 (they’ve got it for $73.50 with discount). The Njoy Eleven usually retails for no less than $250, with discount you can snag one for $186.75. That’s a steal!

For those that are thinking of getting a Fleshlight, or currently already own one, you should apply the discount code and snag a Top Dog Mount for $73.50 ($114 on the Fleshlight website) or an On A Mission Mount for $97.50 ($169 on the Fleshlight website).

Got a case of the Mondays? Not to worry, I’ve got something that just might brighten your day; from today until Sunday August 24th 2014, you can get 20% off already reduced Tantus grab bags.

Just head over to the Grab Bags page, pick the toy you want, enter code “ROULETTE” during check out, and BOOM! You just got some of the very best silicone sex toys at prices that are almost unheard of.

Need Some Help Deciding?

If you want a non-intimidating butt plug a little flirt or small ripple will do you just fine. Literally. (Reg $17, Now $13.60)

Prefer something a little larger or a toy that’s great for prostate stimulation? go for the Ryder (Reg $18, Now $14.40) or a Protouch. (Reg $23, Now $18.40)

Thinking of a dildo? Snag an Tantus Echo (Reg. $33, Now $26),Vamp (Reg. $22.50, Now $18), Leisure (Reg $27, Now $21.60), or a Large Silk (Reg. $27, Now $21.60). All of them are amazing, it’s just a matter of picking which ones you prefer. I personally love them all!

Decided which one you want? YAY! Just click the image below to go straight to sale page.

Echo

Echo Handle

Leisure

Lil Flirt

Protouch

Ripple

Ryder

LG Silk

Vamp

*So what’s the deal with the Grab Bags? they’re basically the same great products crafted from the same medical grade silicone, just mixed into a variety of shades you won’t find anywhere else… I’ve managed to get some absolutely stunning color mixes this way (one is blackish purple, with a midnight purple glittery sheen, another is a pearly pink with a sparkly effect). Sadly I can’t tell you what color you’ll get, and you can’t pick and choose, but I can guarantee it’ll be way better than you expect.

p.s. Every time Tantus does a grab bag sale they sell out. I’m not shitting you, it’s probably one of the best sales around! On that note, I’d highly suggest you get your orders asap.

…PLUS FREE STUFF!!!

Need a little added incentive…

Until the end of the month if you spend $100 or more on ANYTHING you’ll get a FREE Black Tantus Vibrating Harness ($30 value! + FREE US shipping)