Cameron Diaz doesn’t wear deodorant

Oh, Cameron Diaz. What ever will we do with her? Between her insistence that we’re all lesbians, her love of gifting her hairy vagina to the world and being “proud” of her famous friends for divorcing, she’s a little all over the place. Well, hope you booked your ticket on the crazy train, because it’s about to get a whole lot better. Turns out, Cameron doesn’t believe in wearing deodorant and hasn’t done so in 20 years!

“I don’t believe in antiperspirant,” the actress told me at last night’s premiere of her new comedy, The Other Woman (in theaters on Friday). “It’s really bad for you. I haven’t used it for almost 20 years.”

Really?

“You’re stinky, because you use antiperspirant,” Diaz said. “It keeps all the stink in.”

Even men should go without? Yup!

“Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn’t hold onto the scent,” Diaz said.

Oh girl, no. No, no, no. You’re stinky when you DON’T use antiperspirant, and believe me, I have smelled enough rank ass New Yorkers on a hot summer’s day to know that. Yes, the aluminium in a lot of commercial deodorants can perhaps be harmful, but there ARE natural alternatives that still work. You don’t just air it out. Also, TRIM your armpit hair as opposed to shaving it? I mean, this isn’t about an aesthetic preference but literally a hygienic one. I mean… whatever, I don’t even have words anymore.

Cameron Diaz must be a ton of fun to be friends with/be around, that’s for sure. Especially when it’s warm out, which, in LA, is always. Ah, what’s that sweet smell on the winds? Must be unflushed piss and B.O. Bellisimo!