LIKE SGT. SCHULTZ, the German guard at the POW camp in "Hogan's Heroes," when it
comes to our pubescent president's escapades, the American people prefer to know
nothing. The culture has done its work well.

Schultz

As the Lewinsky scandal accelerates, a plaintive bleating is heard from the public: It's
just sex. What they did in private is their business. We don't want to hear about it. We
don't want to know about it.

This is the ultimate triumph of '60s culture, which -- through its megaphones in
Hollywood, the news media and education -- tells us sex is purely private. Because the
right to sexual privacy includes freedom from responsibility, we are not allowed to pass
moral judgment on these matters.

If the president had lied about taking drugs or a bribe in the Oval Office, that would be
contemptible. That he presumably fibbed to cover up his adulterous relationship with a
pathetic woman half his age is condoned, because he was defending his sexual privacy.

The zone has become a trump card in the debate over abortion and gay rights, the most
contentious issues of our age. In the name of sexual privacy, our society has permitted
the killing of 30 million unborn children.

Accepting the privacy principle, the American people have passively allowed the
bestowal of government-protected minority status on individuals whose only common
characteristic is their bedroom behavior.

It's no coincidence that abortion and gay rights are the issues on which our president (a
living embodiment of '60s ethos) is most passionately committed. He respects the
sexual privacy of others as he insists on his own.

Besides pleading the inherent privacy of sex, the culture seeks to desensitize us through
non-stop bombardment. From something mysterious and sacred, sex is reduced to just
another thing, a matter of small significance.

"The Simpsons" (how quaint that we once found this naughty) gives way to "Beavis and
Butt-head," which in its turn surrenders the spotlight to "South Park."

This Comedy Central show has an average audience of 5.2 million. Advertisers like
Calvin Klein, AT&T and Snapple pay $80,000 for 30-second spots on "South Park," an
episode of which is charmingly titled, "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut."

But "South Park" has competition. In June, Howard Stern began a Saturday night
television talk show on a number of CBS-affiliate stations. "We'll have sex and nudity
and lesbians," Stern promised at a press conference. We expect nothing less.

Network shows and cable TV have become so sex-saturated -- "Dawson's Creek," "Sex
and the City" -- that comedian Steve Allen, yesterday's Al Franken, is leading a decency
crusade called "A Parent's Appeal to TV Sponsors."

An article in the Jan. 5 Newsweek ("Lick Me, Flog Me, Buy Me") leeringly reports on the
"mainstreaming" of "S&M -- or B&D, for bondage and discipline."

Between the indoctrination and saturation, we have been trained to treat sex, including
its kinkiest manifestations, with a shrug.

Consider the beautiful sex offenders who were rehabilitated after a few months in
celebrity Siberia -- Hollywood john Hugh Grant, cinematic pedophile Woody Allen,
Pee-Wee (public indecency) Herman and sportscaster Marv Albert, who wonders
where Monica got her dress.

Our sense of shame got lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle of sexual privacy. Last
month, the Census Bureau reported that the number of couples shacking up hit a record
4.13 million in 1997, more than double the number in 1986.

Sex is private and none of our business -- except sexually transmitted diseases and
sexual assaults are rampant.

Sex is a privacy issue -- but one in two marriages ends in divorce, nearly 40 percent of
children are growing up in households without fathers and parents have to shoo their
kids out of the room when news of the search for the president's DNA comes on the
tube.

That hallowed sexual privacy zone increasingly looks like ground zero in the detonation
of our civilization.

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