The Eden Pod Collectively from Titanstuck

Designation: AdamGender: MaleTitle: Lord of LifeThreat Level: Extreme Minimal [Supervisor's note: Well, to be fair that is probably my fault for letting that fight with Eve go on as long as it did. Still, incredibly interesting scientifically speaking. I always wondered what would happen if a muse and lord tried to kill eachother with a bard supervising.] {You are extremely close to angering me.} [Supervisor's note: Dreadfully sorry great one.] {Also your pay is being docked} [Supervisor's note: Understood.]Notes: Adam is probably the biggest threat to our staff sinse generation one. I suggest immediate termination, and then incineration. [Supervisor's note: No.] Adam is fairly docile now. [Supervisor's note: shame that.]

Designation: EveGender: FemaleTitle: Muse of MindThreat Level: Extreme Minimal [Subject rendered mostly paralysed.] [Supervisor's note: Wow, Lords of life are serious buisness huh. See if you can make her spine stop stabbing her spinal cord, it seems a shame to lose two master classes in one fight, especialy an unsanctioned one.]Notes: Eve shaws signs of being extrordianrily bright. She may be an extreme threat as she seems perfectly capable of creating false memories, and implanting them into the staff. She is a major flight risk, and if she continues to work with Adam we could have a large scale problem. [I have authorised the staff to offer Noah a deal.] [Plan worked too well. Both Subjects inert.]

Designation: LazarusGender: MaleTitle: Heir of SpaceThreat Level: Minimal HighNotes: Well, he isn't hostile, but it is nearly impossible to get near him, much less subdue him.Well, he figured that out, were going to have to use Leviathan if he starts getting worked up again. We may need to do something about Adam and Eve sooner than later, they are encouraging him. [Supervisor's note: Well that problem pretty much took care of itself. Hes still angry, but too scared to do much about it. He vents on others occationaly, makes for a hell of an arena match.]

Designation: CainGender: MaleTitle: Heir of LifeThreat Level: MinimalExtremeMaximum MinimalNotes: [Incident file Redacted] [Supervisor's note: Well, we are never letting a generation one into contact with a life player again. that is pretty much all there is to say on the matter. That said, Cain seems to have been sucessfully dealt with via re-education. Makes him a bit less interesting in the arena.]

Designation: AbelGender: MaleTitle: Page of BloodThreat Level: MinimalMaximum AverageNotes: Subject is not very problematic. [Supervisor's note: This kid is boring.]Subject has started a three pod-wide revolution of sorts. [subject has been dealt with.] [Supervisor's note: And this is why we keep Belphagor around.]

Designation: NoahGender: MaleTitle: Bard of TimeThreat Level: Maximum NoneNotes: [Redacted] Subject is to be considered a probationary member of staff. [Supervisor's note: Between Noah and Leviathan, im suprised we even HAVE problems with the subjects anymore. Oh well.]