My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Brings All the Boys to the Yard T Shirt

I was just thinking about her. Such a sweet girl. Full lips. Toned body. And that dialectic making us all tremble with desire. Yes, ma’am, we’ll take that message to the streets. Such hypnotic power, like staring into Prince’s eyes. You can’t go back. You’ll never be the same.

Tshirt rule of thumb: Tees with beards are most desirable and t-shirts with the word “yard” imprinted on them must be had.