RBL Championship: 1. John Hensley 10-1 vs. 2. Voltron 5-0

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Check it,
Yea you call it a keystyle, but what a wack exhibit
I’ll take that freehand by the wrist and straight smack you with it
Attack ya pivot, and sex drives? Im fuckin witty when steerin
While his sexuality Banks to the point he’ll need a 50 appearance
And here’s the facts: I hate feet and this hoe ain’t a man
So I’d kick his ass.. if it weren’t so close to the camel toe in his pants
But im sure he's a virgin, cos a fling with hot freaks?
..When his idea of a bachelor pad comes with special wings to stop leaks
Nigga please, im makin sure that this cat'll get booed
So why school em? when this Major beatin’ll make him a graduate soon
And if you think of his past, nothing pops up, so why bore?
When he's already developed a background that most servers'd die for
So by sayin his skills' in question, what i mean to insist
Is that we wouldn’t put Faith in a Jon,,, if the singer needed to piss
And yall know his style is wack, so why does he still stress it
When his bars so long, most cell phone companys are startin to feel threatened

^And for his picture, everybody'll laugh now
Cos that gangsta lean... is John bendin over for that guy in the background
And speakin of gay, hey look quick!
That aint his hand either.. thas jus his partner gettin a good grip
So look bitch, ya face is ugly and sucks bad
Bet I could make a meal off that tomato face and peach fuzz for a moustache
Wit his stuffed ass, so ima end it cos my worth is apparent
Plus if i wanted a tight opponent, i shoulda battled that shirt that he's wearin

Nooo joke ya’ll, take a look at this damn guy.
He didn’t let me know this was a pic battle... now I understand why.
If ya check the fake grill ya know this vets hopes’r slim.
After I knock out his teeth i’ma use em’ to wrap my leftovers in.
Expect us to think they’re real?.. so damn fake it’s a crime.
It’s easy to tell when the flash on the cam barely creates any shine.
Look at ya puffed up cheeks, it’ll be easy to murder you early.
Got game retailers goin wild. the black, ghetto version of Kirby.
Fuuuck.. 8 lines on ya face.. I seriously have ta stop it.
.
.
.
.
.
.. Okay, I’m back now, sorry for the pause ya’ll.. I had to vomit.
Been readin up on my shit so I know that you fear it.
Quriosity killed a cat?.. too bad folk tales don’t convert over to lyrics
Ya disses?.. man, you really think they can hit me?
Cuz when I start swingin...
... you’ll spin Outta Control.. and you don’t DJ for 50.
You got a nice attire it’s sad all my lines require gore though.
Cuz I’ll connect with a clothesline that’ll dry your entire wardrobe.
Made the champ match, but I gotcha rhymes in doubt.
I don’t deserve an Oz. of appreciation..
... but you should probably give him some for signing out.
^Lines a bit played, but I dropped it to connect the two.
Too bad I didn’t post 1st.. voters woulda known what to expect from you.
I was with ya bitch, and straight up murderin the game.
It’s why I’m droppin a late flow..
.. and uhhh.. don’t be surprised if your girl does the same.
Pay attention, I ain’t listin’ goodbyes for you dumb geeks.
But Bye the time I’m done.. Q won’t be leavin in.. One, Peace.

Yea you call it a keystyle, but what a wack exhibit
I’ll take that freehand by the wrist and straight smack you with it2.5/5.
Attack ya pivot, and sex drives? Im fuckin witty when steerin
While his sexuality Banks to the point he’ll need a 50 appearance 4/5.
And here’s the facts: I hate feet and this hoe ain’t a man
So I’d kick his ass.. if it weren’t so close to the camel toe in his pants2.5/5.
But im sure he's a virgin, cos a fling with hot freaks?
..When his idea of a bachelor pad comes with special wings to stop leaks5/5.
Nigga please, im makin sure that this cat'll get booed
So why school em? when this Major beatin’ll make him a graduate soon4/5.
And if you think of his past, nothing pops up, so why bore?
When he's already developed a background that most servers'd die for3/5.
So by sayin his skills' in question, what i mean to insist
Is that we wouldn’t put Faith in a Jon,,, if the singer needed to piss3/5.
And yall know his style is wack, so why does he still stress it
When his bars so long, most cell phone companys are startin to feel threatened3/5. i bet you meant "lines".
^And for his picture, everybody'll laugh now
Cos that gangsta lean... is John bendin over for that guy in the background4/5. lmao.
And speakin of gay, hey look quick!
That aint his hand either.. thas jus his partner gettin a good grip4/5.
So look bitch, ya face is ugly and sucks bad
Bet I could make a meal off that tomato face and peach fuzz for a moustache3/5.
Wit his stuffed ass, so ima end it cos my worth is apparent
Plus if i wanted a tight opponent, i shoulda battled that shirt that he's wearin4/5. nice closer.

42/60. 70%

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john hensley:

Nooo joke ya’ll, take a look at this damn guy.
He didn’t let me know this was a pic battle... now I understand why.4/5.
If ya check the fake grill ya know this vets hopes’r slim.
After I knock out his teeth i’ma use em’ to wrap my leftovers in.5/5.
Expect us to think they’re real?.. so damn fake it’s a crime.
It’s easy to tell when the flash on the cam barely creates any shine.4/5.
Look at ya puffed up cheeks, it’ll be easy to murder you early.
Got game retailers goin wild. the black, ghetto version of Kirby.3/5.
Fuuuck.. 8 lines on ya face.. I seriously have ta stop it.
.. Okay, I’m back now, sorry for the pause ya’ll.. I had to vomit.4/5.
Been readin up on my shit so I know that you fear it.
Quriosity killed a cat?.. too bad folk tales don’t convert over to lyrics5/5.
Ya disses?.. man, you really think they can hit me?
Cuz when I start swingin...
... you’ll spin Outta Control.. and you don’t DJ for 50.4.5/5.
You got a nice attire it’s sad all my lines require gore though.
Cuz I’ll connect with a clothesline that’ll dry your entire wardrobe.4.5/5.
Made the champ match, but I gotcha rhymes in doubt.
I don’t deserve an Oz. of appreciation..
... but you should probably give him some for signing out.3/5.
^Lines a bit played, but I dropped it to connect the two.
Too bad I didn’t post 1st.. voters woulda known what to expect from you.3/5.
I was with ya bitch, and straight up murderin the game.
It’s why I’m droppin a late flow..
.. and uhhh.. don’t be surprised if your girl does the same.4/5.
Pay attention, I ain’t listin’ goodbyes for you dumb geeks.
But Bye the time I’m done.. Q won’t be leavin in.. One, Peace.4/5. niiice closer.

lmmfao, some funny lines in this one, quoriosity had stop leaks line and the bending ove line, they made me laugh nice, shit.. overall I think his verse was good but Hensleys was alot harder and more consistent. the opener and the wrap my leftovers line were hilarious, as was the vomit line.. the clothsline one was pretty good aswell.. overall good mverse, nice battle..

Attack ya pivot, and sex drives? Im fuckin witty when steerin
While his sexuality Banks to the point he’ll need a 50 appearance
And here’s the facts: I hate feet and this hoe ain’t a man
So I’d kick his ass.. if it weren’t so close to the camel toe in his pants
But im sure he's a virgin, cos a fling with hot freaks?
..When his idea of a bachelor pad comes with special wings to stop leaks
And yall know his style is wack, so why does he still stress it
When his bars so long, most cell phone companys are startin to feel threatened
^And for his picture, everybody'll laugh now
Cos that gangsta lean... is John bendin over for that guy in the background
Wit his stuffed ass, so ima end it cos my worth is apparent
Plus if i wanted a tight opponent, i shoulda battled that shirt that he's wearin

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mcQ's best^

john hensley said:

If ya check the fake grill ya know this vets hopes’r slim.
After I knock out his teeth i’ma use em’ to wrap my leftovers in.
Expect us to think they’re real?.. so damn fake it’s a crime.
It’s easy to tell when the flash on the cam barely creates any shine.
Look at ya puffed up cheeks, it’ll be easy to murder you early.
Got game retailers goin wild. the black, ghetto version of Kirby.
Fuuuck.. 8 lines on ya face.. I seriously have ta stop it.
.. Okay, I’m back now, sorry for the pause ya’ll.. I had to vomit.
You got a nice attire it’s sad all my lines require gore though.
Cuz I’ll connect with a clothesline that’ll dry your entire wardrobe.
I was with ya bitch, and straight up murderin the game.
It’s why I’m droppin a late flow..
.. and uhhh.. don’t be surprised if your girl does the same.
Pay attention, I ain’t listin’ goodbyes for you dumb geeks.
But Bye the time I’m done.. Q won’t be leavin in.. One, Peace.

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john's best^
in the end, great match lads, mcQ had some incredibly funny punchlines and so did john, i was just feeling john's verse a little more,hensley
mcQ, nice job chap,,,

I was laughing hard at your pic after that t-shirt line
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