6:34PM-Awsome! I'm definitely using the phrase "cunt punt" from now on.
I don't get why some of you find this text so unbelievable. She probably did him wrong in some way. I actually head butted a girlfriend in the pussy, bruising her pubic bone pretty bad because she cheated on me and didn't know that I knew. She thought she was gonna get some tongue action but instead she got dumped and her pussy got Zidaned.

anyone upset with this text is reading too far into it.
I'm a guy and just cuz he says something like that doesn't mean he'd actually attack her for showing up. Most likely they were just joking between eachother anyway

what the fuck.
what's up with these douchers calling all texts 'fake'?!
yeah, some of them are fake, but WHO CARES?
laugh, and then go on. shit.
i thought this was hilarious, by the way.
CUNT PUNT FTWWW.

Hmm..
Perhaps the guy in question has a girlfriend and this text was sent by the "other girl," who knows the girlfriend is at his place?
Or maybe it was a joke "Booty call" text from a friend that happens to be a girl and the recipient has an overly jealous girlfriend that would be unreasonable upset if she knew he was even talking to another girl?
Perhaps.

1:13am
You are my hero.
And I'm a chick. When I found out my ex fiancee was cheating on me, I tied him up and pretended I was gonna go down, but ended up flicking him hard in the balls until they were very bruised.

or maybe this never happened. I guarantee whoever sent this in would take whatever pussy he could get. Unfortunately, he's not getting any so he is making up imaginary situations in which he can turn down pussy whenever he pleases.