However, I don’t think anyone could have predicted the fall would be quite so brutal – things just get worse and worse for him. Apparently his prison job is going to be floor mopper/cleaner where he will earn a grand total of £11 per week.

Imagine that? Going from earning £60,000 a week as a Sunderland footballer, to literally earning pennies cleaning up his inmate’s floor muck. That’s got to hurt.

It’s also been reported that he has become a target for “napalm” attacks in prison where salt is mixed with hot water and thrown in an inmate’s face. Whether that is true or not, it’s safe to say that Adam Johnson has well and truly fucked his life up.