Trevor Belomont

Say hello to Microsoft's swing at direct competition with Nintendo on the handheld videogame front.

I give you, the NEXTboy...

Granted, it may look uggly, but they promise it will have many of the same games Nintendo has, but due to media format limitations, games will have to be on multiple cartridges, the controls obviously will have to suffer to help keep production costs down as you can see. A monthly fee will be required for the network play and i hope you like shit brown, cause all the games will come in shit brown, so...but, it will be a blast to play with friends via network connection, uhm, if you have any friends after buying one of these nasty things...