(Proof)My mind ain't where I left it lastI got an F in class; in fact, eff this class!Why they call this a special class?I'm gon' press an ass, not test to passI do what I want, I'm tired of bein boredPass the Corona and turn on some pornHand me an ambi' and I start snorinAnd don't say it's too early in the mornin!I'm horn dog but bad to the boneSlick talkin teacher give me ass, I'm aloneHere, take these pills and pass 'em alongI don't wanna die in my casket aloneIf I'm a gat in a room with a hand full of 'shroomsMorpheus, I took the red and the blue(Don't do drugs) No more(Don't do drugs) No less(Don't do drugs) Without me(Don't do drugs!) (coughing)That's Kid Rock's advice, Tupac alikeWith a pregnant nun, dick slobbin dyke(Aw come on Proof, man that ain't right!)Man fuck you Salam, it's hip-hop for lifeI'm a cutthroat killa with a butter knifeMan I got the dick that your mother likes

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(Outro: Rude Jude)Aiyyo Mom and DadThanks a million for raising me bang up job DadYou left when I was 5 dickhead!Yo, I got a secret for you MomI don't even like going to those family reunionsI just go there to bang my cousinsThat's it, you think I like playing volleyball?I'm lookin at their asses MaI'm tryin to knock up one of my cousins MomYo Pop, I think you're a fuckin homoHey thanks for payin for my college, I'm learnin a lotI'm learnin a million, I'm learnin a bunch of shitLike how to put rufees in chicks drinks and fuck 'em in the faceLook for me at teabag.com bitchThanks Mom, thanks Dad you're greatHey Proof, thanks for gettin me on the fuckin recordPssh, college, I never been to collegeCommunity college what?I gotta say somethin else, what?Fuck it, I'm done...