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THE HIGHLANDER BLUE TARTAN PLAID CHRISTMAS PARTY JACKET AND TIE BY OPPOSUITS

THE HIGHLANDER BLUE TARTAN PLAID CHRISTMAS PARTY JACKET AND TIE BY OPPOSUITS

$ 99.50

Suits Size Guide

Opposuits have a modern, slim-fit design. If you can bench press a small
horse or if you consider yourself "husky," we recommend you choose
one size bigger than your normal suit jacket and pants.

Pants: are slightly longer than a standard suit. This is
done on purpose so they look good with any type of shoe. They can be
easily shortened by your local dry cleaner or granny with sewing skillz.

Description

Have you traveled over 500 miles just to plant your seed, lumberjack? Do you prefer single-ply T.P. over the double-ply, ultra-soft, city bullsh*t? Maybe the occasional oak leaf? Aunt Jemima's syrup can take a seat because you only brush your teeth with the finest of maple syrup, corked and poured from the tallest of maple trees in Vermont. If tree bark gets you hornin' just as much as stilettos and cocktail dresses, then I believe you can pull off this plaid Christmas suit, and find a mate in the process.

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Description

Have you traveled over 500 miles just to plant your seed, lumberjack? Do you prefer single-ply T.P. over the double-ply, ultra-soft, city bullsh*t? Maybe the occasional oak leaf? Aunt Jemima's syrup can take a seat because you only brush your teeth with the finest of maple syrup, corked and poured from the tallest of maple trees in Vermont. If tree bark gets you hornin' just as much as stilettos and cocktail dresses, then I believe you can pull off this plaid Christmas suit, and find a mate in the process.