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4.12.2016

Hillary Surrogate Claims Bernie Sanders Going to Vatican for Exorcism

LAST UPDATED @ 6:24PM (4.12.2016)

Hillary Clinton surrogate David Brock says Bernie Sanders is going to the Vatican to be exorcized of demons.

David Brock, Hillary Clinton henchman. (Above)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Hillary Clinton surrogate David Brock - leader of the pro-Clinton super PAC Correct the Record - announced U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont will be going to the Vatican on Friday for an exorcism. Brock claimed Pope Francis had entrusted him with the actual reason the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences had invited Sanders to Rome.

"I just got off the phone with Pope Francis, and he told me Bernie Sanders is going to the Vatican to be exorcized of demons, which have convinced him to challenge Hillary Clinton for the presidency," declared a grinning David Brock.