Meat Loaf rules! Especially the Jim Steinman albums (Bat out of Hell, Bat out of Hell 2: Back Into Hell) with song titles that rival Bal Sagoth's song titles in length and songs that are even longer than DragonForce's epics. Seriously, I love those albums. "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" in its full 12 minute entirety is awesome.

But my song of the moment is "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly because we're doing that story this week in my pre-K classroom. This was an excellent video. I love the part during the chorus when the wolf shadow is slashing.

Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hippie.He spent most of his days, just a dreamin of the city.And then one day, he bought a guitar.He moved to Hollywood, to become a star.But, living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city.Built his house out of straw, what a pity.And then one day, jammin on some chords,Along came the wolf, knocking on his door.

Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stokin.He spent most of his time just a ganja smokin.Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach.Getting paid money for religious speech.He built his shelter from what garbage he picked.Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley,And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley.

[Chorus]

Well the third little piggy, the grade A student.His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent.Earned his Masters Degree, from Harvard College.Built his house from his architect knowledge.A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills.Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills.And then one day came the old house smasherThe BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER.

[Chorus]

Well the big bad Wolf,Well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could.And low and behold the little piggy's house stood."IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE!", the little piggy shouted.The wolf just frowned, as he pouted.So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would.They sent out RAMBO, just as fast, as they could.

[Rambo]"YO, WOLF-FACE, I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!"

[machine gun fire]

Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see.So that's to end the story, for you and me.If you still give a listen, you just may,Hear a big wolf or little piggy say.

[Chorus]

"And the moral of the story is: 'A band with no talent can easily amuseidiots with a stupid puppet show.' "

This is the type of album I've always wanted to hear; a solo guitarist record with nothing but emotive, flowing pieces. My favorite part is the other-worldly vibe throughout; it's as if you were On An Island, away from everything else. I shouldn't judge it so soon, but this just might be his best work. David Gilmour has always been my favorite guitarist, and this album is nothing short of stunning.

This is the type of album I've always wanted to hear; a solo guitarist record with nothing but emotive, flowing pieces. My favorite part is the other-worldly vibe throughout; it's as if you were On An Island, away from everything else. I shouldn't judge it so soon, but this just might be his best work. David Gilmour has always been my favorite guitarist, and this album is nothing short of stunning.

You were most beautiful as the damage and the traumaPounding hard with battered wings of destinyYou were my last great warYou were my heaven ablazeRiddled with faults and fracturesAnd I spent my last of days burning my oldest of bridgesAnd I spent my last of nights killing the best of friendsIn the company of thieves, liars, beggers and whoresI'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come

Those are the lyrics, but good luck on trying to follow them while listening to the song.