It’s a Monday and you might be on your 3rd cup of coffee looking to wake up and shake off the tireds. But you can’t, I know. In fact you’re probably looking pretty haggard when you catch your glimpse in the reflection of the coffee pot in the break room and wondered, ‘when the crap did I age 20 years?’ You’re definitely not eternally 17. So I was thinking if normal people feel this way than the twi folks have to have a few haggard days themselves. Since we could all use a pick-me-up and helped out with the site In 20 Years that Brooke sent me, I present you some of our Twilight folks… IN TWENTY YEARS!

First up we have Rob…
Hmmm… they usually say men get better with age… but it appears as though Rob’s eyebrows have just grown with age. And he may just have a drooling problem…

Daaamn and we thought present day Kristen was a hardass… look at what 20 years and some smokes will do to you… Joan Jett, midlife crisis movie here she comes!

Then it was Taylor’s turn and a funny thing happened…I put this picture in, but kept getting this back
Looks like the apple (or the double bacon cheese burger) doesn’t fall far from the tree…

Follow the cut to see an extra special treat AAANNNDDD an extra special announcement. Spoiler alert it may involve tshirts

Because I’m a glutton for punishment and because I love a good laugh I decided to throw Cathi Hardi in the ol 20 Year time machine and here’s what happened… gird your loins!!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who let skeletor into the 20 Year time machine?! Make it stop!!

Ok, so the big news besides scaring your retinas and making you cry with that last picture is that we’re launching the Official LTT/LTR Store! Yes, that’s right you can now wear the love you have for Vampires/Werewolves/Wigs/Jorts/Plaid/dumpsters right across your boobs, where it belongs! In honor of this momentous occasion we will be giving away a tshirt to one of you!!!!!! Yes, that’s right. But of course we’re gonna make you do something for it! Dance monkey, dance!

Rules:
Want to see what Charlie Swan will look like in 20 years, or how about our favorite DILF? Use the In 20 Years site, OR your own creativity to imagine what our fave Twilight characters/actors/ect will look like when we’re all using walkers and can’t remember who the hale Edward even is… then email us with the subject “In 20 Years” and we will pick a winner and make you semi internet famous for a day and you will win the prize of their lives. Ok, they’ll just win a tshirt from our store but it’ll be a mildly exciting experience, I promise. So get to it! You have till Thursday, at noon EST to enter!

Beauty is fleeting but an LTT TShirt/Coffee Mug/Mouse pad/Tote bag is forever!
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What will you look like in 20 years? What will the rest of our Twilight pals look like?! Have you found your new casual Friday/Twi-con/Leg Hitch/vacuuming shirt in the store?

Special Note!
HUGE thanks to snowwhitedrifted for helping us make this a reality with her amazing and hilarious designs! Besides coming up with great ides, she listens to our crazy ideas and makes a Robsten-love-by-the-fire-tshirt a reality! You are awesome girl!

And another Special Note: Happy Birthday to Jena, one of our lovely forum mods and provider of smiles, sweet emails and DVD’s full of clips! Celebrate with her in the forum and wish her a very merry happy slappy yo-dappy (ok, I made that up) Birthday! Psssst I hear there’s Rob porn… and maybe some Rob/Keanu porn…

congrats on the store and the thing with Stephenie Meyer Doing ‘Eclipse’ Press With ‘Twilight’ Fansites!
im so happy for you guys!!!!!! ask her…where the fuck is Midnight Sun u??? or why she is a cockblocker???she dont have to worry about my inocence hahah im not mormon i can do it???? hahahaha

The store is AMAZING. Do I spot Hale no and bobbygee? brilliant. A PHENOMENON as Oprah would say.
I want the plaidman, downward spiral, fade to sad, war of wigs (do they look like a cool Canadian rockband or what?) and they’re not bears, ohh and fake lesbians. I WANT IT.

First I thought that wearing a LTT shirt would be a bit obvious. You know, no one really knows about my addiction… But then I checked out the designs. And they’re BRILLIANT! Cause NO ONE except real LTT ladies will “get it”. I SO want to wear one of those shirts to the Eclipse premiere!

haha,alright! I’m excited to see if anyone will yell “that’s normal” when I wear my LTT shirt… I bet I would be close to a heart attack because of the shock. But it would also RULE! Especially if there are tons of people around who have no idea what’s going on 🙂 WIN!

So I was playing some scenarios around in my head of what would happen if like a co-worker picked up on a comment I made that was all LTT/LTR (ie 2nd Hand Embarrassed) and how I should react/test to see if they really are a fellow LTTer. It all comes down to THAT’S NORMAL. It’s like Joey’s “Whoa!”

So question. I went to that site. Did you mark the box Cathi Hardi and KStew were drug addicts? Just wondering? Cause you know Cathi Hardi was on some kind of psychedelic to think that the sparkles effect looked good.

I love the store! I have to get the “Downward Spiral”.
You also need one that says “LTT/LTR – If you have to ask, don’t”. That was talked about here once and I thought it was a great idea. Showing our fandom without getting crazy about it.
I also think you need to send Jimmy Fallon a special “Bothered” shirt or boxers. Maybe even bejewel it for him too.

OMG. How long have you been working on these designs?! I.am.died. This is so exciting!!!! The Quil quot lay question mark is too funny. Next time I’m in La Push (holla Beav!) Imma ask what it means. But seriously, thank god I have birthday and christmas gifts for this year. Phew. Question: Are you going to get an unicorn designs in the future? Or maybe a bobbygee design… something like a soccer ball and words like “Bobbygee, because I love succinct comments that make no sense. FUTEBOL!”

“Bobbygee” is on the Unicorns’shirt (“Men of LTT… Bad ass unicorns”. Bobbygee is the shark, White Yorkie is the wolf, Mr.Choice is the pit bull, The Hatchet is the Indian (sorry, Native American) Facepunch is the snake and The Font is the devil) etc.

What the hell is wrong with Rob’s mouth? Does he have some nasty-assed cold sore thing going on or something our what. Gah! Rob better not look like that in 20 years! I’m not even going to start on Cath. Yikes! But awesomely hilar all the same.

Can I request a quilt with patches of all the different t-shirt designs? ‘Cause I just can’t choose which one to get! (Currently narrowed it down to 10. Well, 12. Actually, 15. No wait … you see my dilemma!)

I’m usually a lurker, but just read about what you girls are going to get to do with Smeyers, and I am SO SO very excited for you. Its so nice to see you get a pat on the back publicly because I recognize how much work you put into these blogs.
Squee-ing with you!!!!
YAY!!!!