Jennifer Aniston had the best premiere of her life…because she paid some chick to show up with a mustache and wig topless…because everyone loves titties…even not that great titties…because they are titties…

The premiere was for some breast cancer thing….sounds fun….and although not topless, Jennifer Aniston brought her tits there…because shes the director of one of the segments…but more importantly….she owes alot to her tits…and if she ever got breast cancer…and they had to amputate those chronically hard nipples…she’d likely be forced into retirement…so milking breast cancer is works out better for her…makes her feel like she’s doing a difference…and speaking of difference…I don’t hate Jennifer Aniston anymore, despite how cunty I assume she is, I actually find her kinda hot…it’s probably cuz she’s getting fucked…you know since you always want what you can’t have and she was so desperate after Brad Pitt cheated on her, that I just assumed anyone with even half a testicle could get her…