Comedian. Writer. Trouble-maker.

My profile was accpeted! This time I decided to up the ante a little. Here’s my response to Joy’s message:Regards Joy,

Oh thanks you for writing back to me. Yes, my very willingness in the flat!I turst in you also I would not want to experience what I experience last year with finding flat and then flat haunted with ghost of sea creatures, i.e. very noisy octopus ghost always making earl grey tea when I am trying sleep! Also starfish look cute and starry and chewable and innocint but guess what Joy Derrick? Are total asshole ghosts! Are very inconsiderite always thinking are BETTER THAN YOU because living in spirit realm and have pyloric stomach BUT guess what JoyDerrick they ARE NOT better. Good Lord Almighty Everlasting God made everyone special so that’s what I tell asshole starfish ghosts (telepathicly because they do not have ears) anywaywell would not want to experience that again. Also the plankton.

I would like to move into flat July 11.

Also what is your address please for sending payment?

Lord bless you and your family and flat, all incl, and Juice Machine. Pls send me address ASAP for fast payment am very eager to move into new place!!!

Best welcome regards,DeAnne

And then I attached this photo:

Here’s Joy’s original message. It’s a bit lengthy, but I know you’re interested in following this saga, so it’s here for your perusal. Highlights include the fact that the daughter was involved in approving my application and that the house was “destroyed” last year. Um, so, where will I be moving into exactly?

Hi DeAnne ,

Thanks you very much for your reply, I can see your willingness in this flat. I want you to know that i’m satisfied with your profile and also believe l can trust in you because l will not like to experience what l experieced from my last tenant again.I will like to know the exact date you will like to move into the flat,l showed your profile to my husband and daughter, They said they are ok with it.l want you to know that we can let you stay in my flat till the period of time you wish to.

I want you to know that the rent fee is among the flat utilities all included, so you can use them anytime but make you take proper care of my properties.We will come and pay you a visit after you have moved into my home to see how you are maintaining it,I will be receiving the first months deposit payment from you via Western Union because l think it reliable,secured and fast,l wish you best of luck in your work, from your profile l can see that you are responsible and a hard working person may the almighty Lord lead you in what ever you wish to do.l see no reason why l should collect damages deposit since you have promise that you will take proper care of my home l think we’re ok.

As soon as the first 2 month has been confirmed by me via western union,l will go ahead and commence on how the flat keys/documents will be delivered to you via DHL courier service on next day delivery and it will be delivered to the address you provided in your application form.Let me hear back from you as soon as possible so that l can go arrange for the delivery of the keys/documents.

Once again l’m giving you this flat on trust and do not dissapoint me because l dont want our house to be destroyed again, if you wish to move in with your own properties,we still have one extra room that is empty so you can easily put our own things that you think you dont need in there.

Here are the contents that will be delivered to you via DHL courier service.

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>I found your site from googling the email address joy.derrick1@gmail.com and the same fools have contacted me and countless others with the same scam. Their CL post was in perfect English then the email was also it is my gladness…How to we catch these fools? Is it possible?

>So cool that this is what you found when you tried to check up on those creeps! I’m not sure catching them is possible, but ridiculing them is a lot of fun. We could all flood their inbox or something. Suggestions, anyone?