Johnny Manziel is the subject of a court filing in Florida that alleges that he sent a woman a photo of himself with his penis between a hot dog bun, amongst several other absurd details. The filing, below, reads like a parody. Manziel’s agent, Erik Burkhardt, dismisses the merits of the suit:

This joke “lawsuit” is obviously 1000000% fake and/ or frivolous. Embarrassing I even have say this after reading the nonsense.