You’ve Just Won Yourself A …

I hate when the Readers’ Digest just hooks you onto one of their big prize winning lotteries. They send you such pretty postcards and letters with the most desirable and attainable of cash amounts, cars and gadgets. And you keep following up with them, to no avail. This morning, I opened up one such letter which looked like an official sealed something from the CIA.

At least I know for sure we’re not winning those 50,000 pounds of gold.