MINOR IRRITATIONS OF LIFE – THEY ALL ADD UP

I was recently on a train platform. I was waiting for a train. I consulted the train timetable, which informed me the next train would arrive in two minutes. I consulted my watch. It was 2:58pm. The train arrived at 3:04pm. DEAR LONDON UNDERGROUND – THAT IS NOT TWO FUCKING MINUTES. WE KNOW HOW MANY SECONDS THERE ARE IN A MINUTE, YOU CAN’T FOOL US, SO STOP LYING AND TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW LONG WE’LL BE STOOD UNDERGROUND ON A PLATFORM SURROUNDED IN FILTH, MICE AND WEIRD INDIAN MEN SINGING WONDERWALL LOUDLY TO HIMSELF.

I think that last bit only happened to me. But the rest is a regular occurence.