Monday Funnies: Cuz nothing's funnier than laughing at Twilight

Posted by unintendedchoice on August 17th, 2009

Dear Twilight,

I’m so glad we can laugh at your expense. Cuz Lord knows that the list is growing of reasons why I need to laugh: Pics surfaced of Robsten having an intense argument at the Kings of Leon concert aboutwho would have the most grease if they wrung their hair into a measuring cup; when writingabout how I was scarred because I accidentally clicked on the snail & dragon penis‘ 3 times on Friday, I accidentally clicked on them another 3 times; I forgot Bella & Edward’s anniversary; I went to three cupcake places yesterday and all three were closed; Plus Cam Gigandet’s 27th birthday was yesterday, and I was really pissed cuz my “Important Twi dates” calendar had it wrong and listed his birthday as today, and then I realized instead of being pissed that I missed it I should just be embarrassed that I have an “Important Twi-dates” calendar. So, I need these laughs:

After the jump- a little bonus Monday Funny:

We posted a link to this back in January. I have no idea where I found it- and back then only MrsP, Vickyb & Christa read LTT, so most of you probably haven’t seen this: What if Twilight was a book of Facebook status?

Thanks for the laughs!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Am I the only one who dreads Mondays? I promised myself in college I’d never ‘live for the weekend’- that I would never hate my job so much that I couldn’t wait to be out of it. Um. Oops. Anyone want to hire me? What’s getting YOU through this Monday?

You are definitely not the only one that hates mondays!! We all make those promises to ourselves. Most of us lie. I did too.

But the funny helps!! Even on a Monday! =)

robsten4life

Facebook status Twilight = epic win. I persuaded my boyfriend to finally read Twilight, he’s about halfway through (after like 3 months of reading…) He keeps saying he can’t get through it because all it is are the characters going “I’m happy”, “oh now I’m sad”, “no wait I’m happy again”.

I’ll have to send this to him, it’ll be like cliffs notes for Twilight, that way he won’t need to read the whole book because that pretty much sums it up.

Good! Now I don’t have to read the book. I just need to join Facebook!
(Wait, I already read the book, and I swore I would NEVER join Facebook.) See, you almost made me fall out of character here with your fun and games!
Thanks for making me laugh…again!

brookelockart

I love how I’m a huge dork and notice the FaceBook status thing is based upon the movie and not the books. Just brand the L across my forehead.

I too thought it was based on the movie, but hold on, I’m going to outnerdify you: Didn’t they leave that Lauren character out of the movie? I think this may actually be some kind of hybrid storyline of the book and movie…

Aaaaand I’ve officially repulsed myself today. FML.

brookelockart

I think she’s there, but never clearly mentioned. In the movie, there’s a chick with long blond hair that is often seen with Taylor. Thinking that’s supposed to be Lauren.

brookelockart

I have to correct myself and not Taylor, but Tyler. Yup, nerd here.

HeyyyBrother

Innnteresting. You’d think that after watching the movie approx 7 times I would remember this blond you speak of, but I can’t. Then again, I was a bit on the tipsy side for the majority of those viewings…

Almost every time I get a little tipsy I have an urge to watch Twilight. True story… A truly embarrassing story.

And @superhumanmoron: that actually totally makes sense to me. I wonder if that really is the case! Though Eric seems to be a creation of his own most of the time…

superhumanmoron

Touche. I read somewhere that Jessica in the movie was supposed to be a Jessica/Lauren hybrid, and Eric and Lee Stevens are hybrid as well?

MrsKowski

LMAO …I love the Meyerbook!

Is it me, or does cartoon Edward look a lot like Luke Perry? Not that I am complainin 😉

And also, I’ve been wondering this after seeing it everywhere but not understanding it… what does ‘FTW’ mean? I cannot for the life of me figure it out, and I can usually do it pretty easily. lol. Thanks.

I just went over to Stephenies homepage and found this: “(I recently added LTT to my stalk list; thanks for the laugh lines, ladies)” How does it feel to know she’s reading you guys? I’m giggeling like a twelve year old school girl. And this isn’t even my blog!

achc

awww, that’s cool.

I guess that means she’s got a pretty good sense of humour. Cuz you girls…. yeah. lol.

I just almost spit out my Creme Brulee French toast, I guess I should know better than to be eating or drinking anything while reading LTT/LTR.

I haven’t commented in a while, I mean a long while, hopefully I’m back. Summer is just crazy with the kids home and now we are getting ready for school to start I’m back at the comp 1st thing in the morn!

I started reading in Jan, I vaguely remember this. Don’t think I had started commenting yet!

Listen…
a LTT/Stephenie Meyer/Hunger Games mention is THE trifecta of cool. And the fact that Mrs. Meyer mentioned both that book and LTT in the same post has seriously made my entire month. Stephenie is a down girl. She’s knows the deal. And she’s not afraid to go public, clearly.

Thanks for the Monday laughs… cuz today is seriously going to be a sucky Monday… xo

Kelly

OK.. the comic at the top… friggen hill-air-y-ous! (yes I know it’s spelled wrong).. UC between you and MOON… my life is complete! You make Monday’s tolerable… in a good way 🙂

Congrats on the Shout out! Guess we aren’t the only one’s who need a laugh!

Unlikelyfangirl

I think the Meyerbook post was the first one I read. You had me from there on–Pretty impressive considering it’s August now. Maybe Stephenie can get you that spot on red carpet for the premier now that she’s your fan and all. I would love to hear UC and Moon interviews of the cast in November.

Hilarious cartoon…love the Facebook thing. Just read the books for the first time in the past few weeks, finished all 4 in less than 4 days. Needless to say hubby and the kids are being neglected…but can’t a mom have a fantasy world too?! Found your site through Steph’s post today…will be checking in daily to see what laugh’s you have for me…a mom stuck in reality, waiting for the fantasy to kick in.

Janetrigs

I HATE MONDAYS, like Garfield…loved the cartoon. Gone to get more coffee to increase my funny.

Yay! I just went to Stephenie’s site (I haven’t been in forever, b/c she doesn’t update often). I’m so proud of you guys! She now knows the awesomeness that the rest of us have known for months! Keep it up, girls! <3 you!

Stephenie Meyer just wrote about LTT on her site! This is what she wrote: “I stalk your websites all the time—you guys are hilarious (I recently added LTT to my stalk list; thanks for the laugh lines, ladies).”

oedipal Art

What’s getting me through Monday is the knowledge that I have Tuesday off. And this blog! Oh, and my solemn yet fervent prayers for a happy Eclipse set.

Awesome Ladies! And the fact that Stephenie Meyer HERSELF added LTT as one of her fave places to visit is so awesome…who knows, she may be reading this now! Love you guys, keep up the laughs. You make my Mondays so much better!

Proselyte3

Always ready for a laugh! Always. ‘Cuz, I’m like, sooo over the drama!’

x

*JR*

Meyerbook, hilarious!

Thanx for making Mondays a little more tolerable.

PinkFluff

The Edward Cullen is WAY PISSED brought the lolz. For reals. And Quileute Power FTW! LMAO Classic.

And SMeyer is totes stalking you. How freaking nifty is that?!

allryans

LMAO …I love LTT Mondays.

Why does AntiAnalWard look like Conan?

TwiBook is hilarious. “Edward is WAY PISSED” … is the best.
Only needs more Charlie:

Charlie Swan is shopping for linens. God.Help.Me.
Charlie Swan is sharing an uncomfortable cruiser ride.
Charlie Swan is not in Phoenix anymore.
Charlie Swan became a fan of Vitamin R.
Charlie Swan is cocking his shotgun. Watch out!
Charlie Swan is attending Harry Clearwater’s Homemade FishFry.
Charlie Swan just took out stock in pepper spray.

Now that you’re all “big time” and “Stephenie Meyer APPROVED”, I hope you remember the little people. That you don’t get all full of yourself and be like “oh, we’re ABOVE posting pictures of people’s modified and tattooed genitals.” ‘Cause that’s just NOT COOL.

(Is anybody else afraid that she just read a random sweet Twilosophy one day, and will come back and go “What? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! HECK!” when she sees what REALLY happens here?)

Congratulations! Love you guys! You deserve the nod for being the funniest, most down-to-earth and snarky Twilight bloggers out there.

Hahaha! Those are both amazing. “Edward Cullen is WAY PISSED!” Yep, that about explains it. Ah, I was in need of a laugh after all the Twi-drama this weekend and me being WAY PISSED at myself for even knowing what Twi-drama is! *Sigh* Oh well… 🙂

expat

what a way to start the week—laughs on LTT & music i love elsewhere: Etta James, Duran Duran, Aha & the cherry on top of the whipped cream Woodstock on TV till the wee hours of the a.m. (for the zillionth time)—all terribly uncool, but great to hear again—like meeting old friends you haven’t seen in ages—

great that S.Meyer has discovered LTT & approves—she clearly recognizes class when she sees it—& that is cool—luvya much—<3

Robjunkie

Officially out of lurkdom.

Facebook status update:
Edward Cullen totally rocked out at KOL concert last night. Sweaty chick next to me tried to chat me up all night. Not cool.

Ok, and I read more AFTER I commented. Sorry for the repeat, ladies. I’m excited! 😉

tiffany

so I’m 100 % over all the drama that is the cast of twilight. I think the media over saterated me with robsten you guys are the only site I still check everyday because like stephenie meyer I have good taste (well at least in websites her music list is a little uhh… )Anyways back to the point for some reason Im over rob and kristen but just like jake and heath I just can’t quit you!!