Re: Impressive relationship response when Police called out on false alarm

When I was a kid I made the mistake of jumping out on an army patrol with a toy gun. Cut to an angry and jittery Scottish squaddy shouting his head off at me as I took off up the street in the opposite direction laughing.

Re: Impressive relationship response when Police called out on false alarm

Moons ago I went to a fair ground with a couple of other lads I knew at the time. Both were slightly dodgy but nothing serious. Shaun managed to grab himself a small black water pistol from one of the games that he played.

Naturally being a prat on his way home he decided to wave it about and point at things. To make matters worse we walked past one of the thugs from my primary school who I knew I could count on to cause trouble... within minutes the police were at both ends of the road holding the traffic back while they questioned the three of us. It didn't help either that the moment we saw the police he had thrown it into some bushes in a field next to the pavement.. and so the police wouldn't let us or the traffic go until they'd found it and confiscated it.

Re: Impressive relationship response when Police called out on false alarm

A while back when driving down a slip road to join a dual carriageway I think it was, a couple of kids were squirted my windscreen cars with water as I drove past and boy, if I'd have got hold of the pair of little (enter rude here) .......