The government is meddling way too much in our private lives and bullying us around with their food pyramid scheme. What ever happened to that thing called “freedom”?Image source: momdishesitout.com

Recently, about 100 children became infected with measles in an outbreak, and everyone has been quick to blame the parents who refuse to vaccinate their children. However, I think that the vaccine skeptics’ arguments make perfect sense. I just don’t think that we should be limiting these arguments only to vaccines, and if we’re really serious about keeping our children safe, we should treat even the seemingly innocent things like food with the same amount of healthy skepticism. Here are 10 reasons why you as a parent should never give your children any food.

1) Food has some scary side effects, and hundreds of people die of food poisoning every year.

2) There is an established link between food and autism, because 99.95% of children who were diagnosed with autism had eaten food shortly before they were diagnosed.

3) Food is proven to be less than 100% effective. Oftentimes, you eat the food and you STILL feel hungry later.

4) You can’t possibly trust the food industry to produce quality food for your child, because they are in it only to make money.

5) Parents always know better than the doctors what is wrong with their child and how to treat them. I don’t understand how that doesn’t automatically make parents qualified to perform brain surgery on their children.

9) The medically accepted schedule of feeding a child 4 to 6 times a day is too onerous for a child’s organism to handle. At the very least, meals should be staggered: maybe a breakfast at 6 months, lunch at 1 year, dinner at age 2, supper at age 4, and another booster breakfast at age 5.

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Very true X. And the money you save – it’s amazing – and as you say it is on the internet so it must be true. My Mother in Law used to keep horses. She said she was training one to survive without eating and she cut back on the food day by day. She was just getting the horse used to it when it died and she had to start all over again. (joke)

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A couple of years ago the UK, a single report written by a discredited doctor and publicised by irresponsible reporting by a sensationalist press, linked MMR vaccinations with Autism despite all research prior and post this event clearly showing no link whatsoever. Sadly in the UK there was a resurgence of the disease with children made seriously ill and in some cases dying. There will always be a hard core of ‘parents’ who will ignore reason and probably also carry loaded handguns with the safety off in their kids schoolbags. But its just possible that List of X might just prick their self important smugness and get them to see sense….or it might not but it was a very funny blog anyway.

Thank you, and I am absolutely sure that the people who are not convinced by science on the vaccines will not be swayed by this post either. However, it is very possible that they would instead rethink their approach to food.

You don’t know the half of it! My data show that over 98% of all prisons currently U.S. prisons ate peas and carrots as children. It is clear that big Agribusiness is covering this up through their lackeys in the major political parties.

I have to commend you for being so proactive – as I’m sure you’re aware, breathing produces carbon dioxide, which is a major greenhouse gas contributing to the global warming. Essentially, breathing = destroying our planet.

Noted medical expert/Playboy bunny/professional celebrity girlfriend Jenny McCarthy would say you are full of it. But she is too busy to comment now that she has a new, highbrow TV show – “Joanie loves Chachi.” Or something like that.

Brilliant. When my sons were young, one of them in a fit of nasty bad manners said ‘I hate this…’ whatever it was I was cooking that night. I promptly stopped cooking for them forever and ever amen.

They were my stepsons. They were 7 and 10 at the time and were quite boorish. They had been my sons for 4.5 years and despite all my best attempts still had not learned good manners. Each weekend their mother undid everything I did (now she is grateful, then she was a prig).

Now they are 34 and 37. I found out their father fed them behind my back.

I’m sure it didn’t come as a complete surprise to you that their father was feeding them. I mean, someone had to, and 7 and 10 year olds just don’t have that many options 🙂
But – you did stop – and that makes you decades ahead of your time.

By extending your brilliant logic, I conclude that if we stop feeding the parents, they will eventually stop having children and we won’t have to worry about silly things like measles and vaccinations.

So happy to see this in print. I have stopped feeding my children. Unfortunately, I did not figure this out before they could feed themselves. I should have read this 24 years ago. You also missed the added benefit of many less dishes to wash, which I also missed out on.
This is a HUGE conservation for the world, all the way around.

There are so many benefits to not feeding the children, that benefits of non-vaccinating them aren’t even close.
24 years ago there weren’t even any Internet on which you could have read this, and I’m sure your children are immensely grateful for that fact. But maybe they will find this post useful for when they have children of their own.

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