Prepare to go at the time-scales. Don't try to work out why the sister died aged nine seven or nine years before the seven year old was born yet her mother is in her mid-thirties. It's like in Jilly Cooper when polo and horse-racing are regularly featured in the tabloids. You have to suspend disbelief!

PomBearArmy I think it's generally acknowledged that jilly has terrible ideas about what makes someone handsome so you just have to ignore anything she says in RL and think of the images you have made up in your own head. My Rupert is absolutely nothing like Andrew Parker Bowles.

'Yes, we will, I love you.' <Patrick>'You can't any more. I've been such a bitch,' said Cameron, going very pale. 'Anyway, I love Rupert.''No you don't, or you wouldn't have gone to bed with my father in Ireland.''I didn't,' stammered Cameron.'Yes, you did on the last night, and he felt so guilty about it afterwards, that's why he didn't get back for Mum's play.''Don't you mind?' said Cameron, appalled. 'It's practically incest.'