I propose an third option - UNDECIDED/NOT SURE.
Sometimes a post leaves me unsure as to whether it is any good or bad, and I wish to make my opinion clear on this, so I propose this as a voting option.
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So today at work we had a tray of doughnuts, my colleague called out to the office, "I'm going to have the last one unless anyone else would like it?". At this point, I realised that I don't think I've ever heard anyone respond saying that they would like the last thing and neither had any of my ...

@JarkoDubbeldam I vtc'ed that somewhere halfway into the current comment thread. I think @Catija had a point there, the answers weren't really focusing on 'what to do when I get a yes' and the question was to blame...

@Tinkeringbell My main complaint is that the OP isn't clear on whether they want the last thing. Saying that the implication is usually that you want it doesn't mean that it's actually what the specific case is.

The edit I think is helpful in emphasizing that it's the "yes" reply that's the problem... but I'm still not sure whether the OP wants the thing or not.

I mean, if there's no "official" rule that saying "Anyone want this last thing" means "I want to eat this, anyone have a problem with that"... then someone responding "yes" is within the realm of possibility.

I'm 17 years old and live in Austria. I currently attend the 4th grade at my "Highschool". Since I was 4 years old, I have problems with depression and other mental illness-stuff. In my second year I talked to a guidance counselor/teacher of my school and I was hospitalised in a psychiatric care,...

I'm 17 years old and live in Austria. I currently attend the 4th grade at my "Highschool". Since I was 4 years old, I have problems with depression and other mental illness-stuff. In my second year I talked to a guidance counselor/teacher of my school and I was hospitalised in a psychiatric care,...

I removed the part about getting sent back to involuntary confinement because that's not really something we can help you with. If you need mental health care, we can not assist you in finding that or in convincing your teacher that you need it. If that is your primary goal, then we will have to close this question and recommend that you reach out to the mental health services in Austria for assistance. Other than getting your teacher to have you sent to involuntary commitment, is there another - school-related - reason that you need to convince him? — Catija ♦1 min ago

@apaul The problem I have is that she's probably asking the teacher to do something that may not be OK... possibly illegal... If she's not actually at risk for whatever is required for involuntary commitment, then he'd be perjuring himself to recommend her for it...