Snooki has some parenting advice for Princess Kate

I don’t have any kids myself, because I hate them, but I know that many new parents worry constantly and are terrified that they’re doing everything wrong. I also know that not one of them has ever thought, “I sure would like some parenting tips from that drunk goblin in New Jersey,” but here they are anyway:

Snooki, who gave birth to a son in August, sent her best wishes to the royal family.
“Congrats to Will and Kate. I’m sure she will be an amazing mom.”
The Jersey Shore star, who has said she plans to raise little Lorenzo to have “a normal life,” also offered advice on becoming a new mom while constantly surrounded by paparazzi.
“It’s hard, but don’t stress out! Enjoy your time at home — or the castle, in her case — with the baby, especially the first few months.”

That’s the same thing every new parent hears, even Snookis mom. The advice she should have gotten was, “send that fucking thing to the bottom of the ocean.” Come to think of it that’s the advice she should still be getting.