National Enquirer Apologizes to Britney Spears

In addition to an apology to the high-profile couple, the National Enquirer also retracted two articles printed in June with headlines that read, “Britney marriage is over!” and “Britney and Kevin: And now their divorce!”

In the statement, which included the retraction and apology, the National Enquirer stated that they, “now accept that their marriage is not over and they are not getting divorced. These allegations are
untrue and we now accept Britney’s position that the statements are without foundation. We apologize for any distress caused.”

Oh, Britney. Can’t you just appreciate that the National Enquirer was trying to give you an out? “Hey Kevin, did you read this article about how we’re supposedly going to be getting divorced? Well, I was thinking…maybe they know something I don’t. What say we listen to ‘em?”