My wife bought me this shirt at The Legend of Bigfoot in Garberville California: a little wayside by the Humboldt Redwoods where wood carvings and souvenirs are sold.

Evidently the artist thought that Bigfoot looks like a giant . . . Well a giant something. . . with a giant haircut failure.

I never wore this shirt in public more than once or twice because I thought it was offensive and also just downright ugly. But because it was purchased as a souvenir by my loving wife, I was required to show it off at least once.