Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.

Friday, August 7, 2015

1788. Weight! Weight! Don't tell me.

OP193 brought me mirth'Cause when speaking of fat, I've no dearthLike Dave, I have grownAnd I weigh 18 stoneWhich is how they count poundage in Perth.
(The Scots prounounce it 'Pairth.' Don't know about Aussies.)