Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Meet the tomato

We were practicing the Past tense today, and the students made their own short dialogues and performed them.

The little tree-huggers wrote:

A: What did you do yesterday?B: I gived the money to UNICEF. How about you?A: Oh, really? I saved the Earth too!

The little economists with a sense of humour wrote:

A: What did you do last year?B: I lost fifty yen. How about you?A: Oh! I got fifty yen.

The little Bible Zealots wrote:

A: What did you do on Sunday?B: I walked to Onigashima. How about you?A: I walked to Ryugujo.(this was accompanied by a drawing of a smiling girl in a school uniform, walking on water towards an island with horns).

And the little, we've-either-tested-hallucinogens-at-a-very-early-age-or-we've-been-unfairly-subjected-to-too-much-of-our-English-teacher's-over-the-top-randomness wrote this:

A: What did you do after school very well?B: I washed my dog at home. How about you?A: I met a bear and a tomato in SATY.B: Oh!