Tuesday, February 15, 2011 7:36:07 PMI played Duke Nukem 3D religiously, and have wasted most of my life for the very moment I play this game. Many trials have strained the hope, but-- Good God I have no life whatsoever do I.

Friday, January 21, 2011 10:20:56 PMDuke Nukem is like Doom, or Portal; it's one of those classic games that was great for the time, you place it one a pedestal of milestones in gaming history, and you don't f*ck with it.

It's like movies: Ghostbusters was great in the 80's, but you just know that a remake would suck on stubbly donkey balls in the name of making a buck for those stupid enough to go see the remake.

I predict this game is going to suck large amounts of dick. I hope I'm wrong.