1 Man in Black: So, if you "Martians" are really human students, but aren't here to drink, why are you in a bar?
2 Martian 2: We're here to meet some Earthling women.
3 Man in Black: And you think dressing up as Martians will assist in this process?
3 Martian 3: Yes! That's it!
4 Man in Black: {into walkie talke} Downgrade Red Alert to Orange Alert. No Martians... we have nerds at large.