They're so disappointed. They can't believe you did that. Why would you do that?
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Halfbeast, know that your work was greatly admired by everyone here inside Kotaku. Tina was amazed at the lengths to which you went to find a shot of her in profile—and flattered that you made Lionel Messi her boyfriend. Ginger Snap, you were my personal favorite. The idea of Kyrie Irving as Grumpy Cat will never not make me laugh. Not only does his game suck, he's also a cat. Either would make me eternally grumpy too.

Great job, everyone! We have another contest for you waiting tomorrow.