Last night on The Two Coreys, Corey Feldman’s current assistant Jake, aka “not the one who molested him in the ’80s”, tried to get cheeky and/or more camera time when Corey asked him to help plan his Valentine’s Day surprise for Susie:

Whatever, you know Jake talks about “Feld-dog burying his bone” all the time and Corey is just telling him not to do it in front of the cameras. Gross.