"Pieces of Me"

"Pieces of Meat"

Psyco2011

The Lyrics

I don't really like Ashlee Simpson but seeing as there aren't that many parodies about her songs then I guess it was time to make one

On a Monday, sell balongeTuesday, there's pastramiIt's a good thing you don't knowThen the phone rings, I hear youFDA's gonna have a review Cuz of customer complaints

Think... I have to fix this fastI can't let them check the meat, they're made of cats

[Chorus:]OhhhhhIt seems like I must finally do something about the meattaken from the streetsOhhhhhFDA is probably gonna lock me up inside a cellWhere I will never sellAll these pieces, pieces, pieces of meatAll these pieces, pieces, pieces of meat

salami, dog bitsappetizers, made of rodentsWhen did they become aware?Now they're angry, won't listenthough my meats were, an addictionTil you knew what was in there

Sell... Sometimes they sell so fastWell, FDA's got meFound, I screwed up bad

[Chorus]

How do you know everything I'm about to say?Am I that obvious?And if it's written on my face...I hope it never goes away... yeah

No more squirrels, turned to baconNo more racoons, it's too bad I just found out...they taste like beef

[Chorus:]OhhhhhIt is too late to finally do something about all these meattaken from the streetsOhhhhhNow I am with some burly guy, locked up inside a cellAnd I can never sellOhhhhhI will never sellOhhhhhToo bad I'll never sellAll thoe pieces, pieces, pieces of meatAll those pieces, pieces, pieces of meat...

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