Salma in a bikini

Mexico and St Barts seem to be the popular warm holiday season destinations for celebrities this year and Salma Hayek is there now with daughter Valentina and husband Francois Henri Pinault. Here she is yesterday on the beach showing off some tight curves. You know, I thought her tits would be crazier when they’re let loose in a bikini. I guess it’s because they’re usually mashed together in a dress.

Salma and family were also seen hanging out with Jason Statham and his gf Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. There’s an entire industry that lives off of Statham’s stunt films. I’ve never seen a single one. But they all seem to look the same. He wears shades. He’s impassive and speaks in monosyllables and drives fast. Things get shot up. What am I missing?