you fisk that rag!

We here at Wonkette are beginning to worry about Dana Loesch. We know, we know, we double checked our morality to be sure that this was something we have to do, but we really think someone should go and check on her. She’s been recording increasingly unhinged videos for the NRA, and she’s starting to say increasingly weird things, and she doesn’t seem to understand that her words and actions might have consequences. So, in reverse order!

Last night (because Twitter is where we do civics and public business these days) Congresswoman Kathleen Rice (D-NY) said that it was possible that both Loesch and the NRA were getting towards the part of “clenched fist of truth” rhetoric that might cross a line towards becoming a domestic threat. Loesch, predictably, overreacted:

So it turns out that the lady who makes videos and writes books about how much she loves guns, and how many guns she loves, and who actually names specific people that she’s “coming for” cannot FOR THE LIFE OF HER figure out why that might be taken as threatening in any way. (It is important to note here that Loesch completely lost her shit after people started mocking her for the last video she made, where she threatened to “fisk the old grey lady” which she does insist means “fact-check the NYT really hard” though anyone who does political ad work knows that the average American reads at a sixth-grade level, so you don’t use a homophone for “fist.” That’s why the BBC radio studio in London has a whole wall full of words you shouldn’t say on the radio because they’re homophones. “Punt,” for example, or “pitch,” or any number of sports-related words that sound like swears.)

But that’s last week. Let’s move up to yesterday and today. Loesch, an NRA spokesperson, has finally decided that now’s a great time to talk shit about Philando Castile, since the NRA had absolutely nothing to say about the extrajudicial police shooting of a legal gun owner for over a year and then slandered a dead man.

Guess why the NRA hasn’t said fuck-all about a black guy getting shot by cops for carrying a firearm that he had a permit for? IT WAS THE DEMON WEED.

Loesch’s argument here is that since Castile had marijuana in his system, he wasn’t carrying lawfully. Here’s a few reasons why that’s some racist ass-covering bullshit excuse: To begin with, you can’t just look at someone and tell whether they’ve got THC in their system unless they are currently so blazed they can’t function. Castile was shot because a cop thought he was reaching for the gun that he’d just said he was legally entitled to carry, not because he was so high he couldn’t carry safely.

Then there’s the fact that the NRA routinely supports gun owners who’re openly violating laws, and in fact spends oodles of money trying to get guns into the hands of criminals. Yet just a few days ago, there were protesters arrested in Ferguson whose guns were confiscated. Police are still holding them, with no indication when they might be returned. FUCKING WEIRDLY the NRA hasn’t been falling all over themselves to help! Now, might that be because those protesters were black? It’s impossible to say for sure but damn if it don’t look like the NRA isn’t an anti-racist organization!

But let’s not get caught up in arguing facts with someone incapable of understanding them. Let’s talk instead about what an absolute garbage human being you have to be to think it’s a good idea, in this political climate, to spew filth and insanity on behalf of felons and denigrate a neighborhood hero. She’s a toilet-headed numpty, a moderately gifted wreck of human flotsam, a minimally capable barking moonbat that couldn’t logic her way out of an open field with three compasses and a Sherpa, someone so morally incompetent that I’m ashamed to share a species with her. The woman could suck a whole swamp through a straw and tell you it tasted like cheesecake. She’s a barely talented over-actress so emotionally stunted she thinks it’s appropriate to whine about her own treatment while whipping her knuckle-dragging fans into a violent frenzy. She’s a cumberground of such epic intensity that I’m surprised atoms don’t consistently annihilate near her just to get away. I don’t even want to tell my kids about the existence of such a person, because I want to raise them to believe that humanity isn’t a cesspool of selfishness and violence. No, really, here’s the woman “performing” her “job.” That she takes money for.

Ann Coulter’s one fucking thing, she’s just playing second fiddle to Triumph the insult dog. Loesch is willfully urging people to violence and pretending not to. It’s sub-human behavior, and the only possible explanation that any human would display such a sheer lack of higher cognitive function is that she has trouble maintaining too many neurons at one time.

So anyway, this is why we’re starting to worry about Dana Loesch. Because she’s really starting to show signs of senility. She lists her age as 38, but there is no way in hell the woman in that video is in her thirties. You don’t learn to be that bitter before 40. I know people who came back from combat with more life in their eyes.

We would, of course, never call anyone a liar in these pages. But we sure do worry for someone with such a tenuous grasp on truth and reason, and we don’t trust a word out of her gaping maw.

Linda Tirado lives in the woods and drinks whiskey, because she was told that’s what writers do. Find her other writing at muckrack.com/linda-tirado/articles though fair warning, most of that stuff is sadly free from profanity or innuendo.

Another grifter who trades on her looks and talks dirty to reich wingers.

HarryButtle

Oooh, baby, you’ve got such a big barrel.*

* I’m into all sorts of kinky, perverted stuff but don’t even want to think about what kinda nasty shit these people really fap to.

Walter Wellstone

Eggsackly.

SadDemInTex

I look forward to the time when PoC are truly the majority all over this land.

SnarkON

I had been, too, up until recently. Because now I think the white minority will still oppress everyone, a la Apartheid.

Sedagive ’em Hell

It certainly looks like they’re laying the groundwork for that.

The Wanderer

That’ll be the final option, yes.

Celtic_Gnome

But, unfortunately, not the final solution.

Walter Wellstone

I hope the future looks like those adorable multi-ethnic babies you see more and more these days. They’re not white, they’re not black, they’re not Hispanic or Asian or anything. They’re all of them, Katie.

SadDemInTex

Crap, I didn’t think of that

Mark Lungo

Yeah, because apartheid worked so well in South Africa. Oh wait, these people don’t care about logic, history, or common sense. Never mind.

There’s a whole video genre of people who blow up stuff with their impact-triggered homemade explosives, made using simple, simply-obtained ingredients, because why wouldn’t you, amirite. This isn’t the only one to go poorly.

Me too. And before long, my giggles become laughter and the next thing you know, tears are rolling down my face.

Grumpy Twat

I love the fact that his “friend” saw fit to post the video on YouTube.

therblig

before or after googling “tourniquet”?

ManchuCandidate

Oh Dana,
You can’t hide your crazy eyes.
And your looks are a thin disguise.
You know by now you should realize.
Ain’t no way you can hide your crazy eyes

Martini Ambassador 🍸

NRA: When dogwhistles are just too darn subtle to push more of your toxic product to a saturated marketplace.

Latverian Diplomat

When the pitch sinks as low as the pedal notes on a pipe organ, I think you have to stop calling them dog whistles.

eggs ackly-wright

Tee hee. You said organ.

Lark_in_the_AM

How about “elephant whistles” instead?

Mavenmaven

“Silly black people, gun laws are for Whites!”

SnarkON

Every liberal in America needs to head to their local gun shop, buy a weapon, take a photo of themselves carrying and then tweet, “I’m pro-choice, and I’m exercising my Second Amendment right to arm myself.” “I believe in climate change, and I’m exercising my Second Amendment right to arm myself.” “Black Lives Matter, and I’m exercising my Second Amendment right to arm myself.” “I want to use the public bathroom that conforms to my gender identity, and I’m exercising my Second Amendment right to arm myself.” The second this starts happening, boom — gun control.

BosGrl

Do you need to buy the gun to take a selfie? I’d rather not have it around.

Vincent Ricola

Let’s buy those toy water guns instead.

BosGrl

Actually – that IS a better idea. It would be more ironical-like.

SnarkON

Or just go to the gun shop, pose with the gun, put it down and walk out.

BosGrl

I don’t know – I kind of like the idea of posing with a Super Soaker.

OneYieldRegular

Better than that, you can just buy a .45 caliber selfie-stick.

MynameisBlarney

“I’m an educated, free-thinking godless heathen and I’m exercising my Second Amendment right to arm myself.”

Vincent Ricola

“I like weed and I am exercising my Second Amendment right to arm myself!!!”

MynameisBlarney

Also, nah…the NRA would love it because they sold more gunz.

Latverian Diplomat

“We don’t care why you are buying, just keep buying…”

SnarkON

So buy it used. Recycling!

Walter Wellstone

Buy toy guns. No revenue for gun manufacturers. It’s the message what matters.

SnarkON

Actually, I don’t think so. The gun humpers are hopelessly literal-minded. I don’t know that a metaphor would cut it. They need to know that liberals would actually be able to shoot them.

In the 1970s, when Reagan was governor of California, the Black Panthers started open carrying firearms. This so spooked the RW whites that Reagan oversaw the passing of modern gun control laws for California. So we’ve been here before. The NRA is more practiced, however, at making money these days, and may modify the outcome to maximize sales.

Walter Wellstone

I like the way you think.

Carole

But make sure you know where your gun has been. Because CSI and shit.

SeeTrain65

You don’t actually have to buy the gun. Just take the photo.

(((fka_donnie_d)))

Fuck that, get licensed to carry and take a gun and a camera to NRA HQ.

alwayspunkindrublic

The accordion player in my band-who lives out in a redneck Hooverville because it’s close to his job at an observatory-has a sticker on his truck: “One More Bitter Gun Owner For Obama”. When I asked, he told me “you gotta let these hillbillies know they better not fuck with you”.

Just don’t shoot your ear off in a gun-selfie fail, ‘cuz that’s a thing.

OneYieldRegular

I started to write something about someone telling the NRA “In short, we’re coming for you,” but half-way through thinking about my comment I wanted to vomit at the fundamentally violent nature of this country, and of people like Dana Loesch in particular – the kind of thuggish people who would make threats like that knowing full well that journalists all over the world are getting killed in record numbers.

SnarkON

I am a journalist; a huge percentage of my friends are journalists–many of them, in fact, at the New York Times–and I agree with you 100 percent. When I saw this video I got nauseated. It’s only a matter of time before one of these wingnuts kills someone I know.

Snark Tank Full of Resistance

“Barking Moonbat” is the name of my new jazz fusion cover band.

SnarkON

“Numpty” is what every hipster Millennial will name their firstborn child.

She’s a toilet-headed numpty, a moderately gifted wreck of human flotsam, a barely capable barking moonbat that couldn’t logic her way out of an open field with three compasses and a Sherpa, someone so morally incompetent that I’m ashamed to share a species with her. The woman could suck a whole swamp through a straw and tell you it tasted like cheesecake. She’s a barely talented over-actress so emotionally stunted she thinks it’s appropriate to whine about her own treatment while whipping her knuckle-dragging fans into a violent frenzy. She’s a cumberground of such epic intensity that I’m surprised atoms don’t consistently annihilate near her just to get away. I don’t even want to tell my kids about the existence of such a person, because I want to raise them to believe that humanity isn’t a cesspool of selfishness and violence.https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e6ae7496ad748508a24c583d3eeeb4f9e6c5f26810bf87522b5f4c6193dbe5fb.jpg

Ezio

“If every Black male 18-35 applied for a conceal & carry permit, and then joined NRA in one day; there would be gun control laws in a second.” -Wendell Pierce

(((fka_donnie_d)))

See under Black Panthers, California Statehouse, and Ronald Reagen

johnnysandiego

Thank you. I wish everyone knew about the Mulford Act

(((fka_donnie_d)))

One of my favorite forgotten pieces of the 60s actually.

One of the big problems with having the 60s exist in the national consciousness as pop culture caricature is that shit which was actually important was going on, and we know nothing about it. Thanks, Hunter S. Thompson and Ken Kesey!

Michael Smith

Lol she’s like the most interesting man in the world but in reverse.

SeeTrain65

“Dana Loesch Has Thoughts …”

Hold it. CALLING BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE.

Gorillionaire

People like our friend Dana here got scared shitless when a “liberal” picked up an AR and shot at some Republican congressmen playing baseball and actually hurt somebody. They never really thought it would ever happen to them – they always thought they were the ruthless tough guys and that the other team were just a bunch of sissies. Now that a depressed confused agitated citizen has made a 2nd Amendment move on one of theirs it has fucked up their entire world view.

SnarkON

Time for them to stockpile more gunz.

Vagenda of Rebel Scum

It can be really upsetting when you’re an armed bully realizing that others might be armed, too.

ariel_gee_398

if the rapture really is on the horizon and all these evangelical gun-toting morons are gonna be zapped up, I wish it would hurry up and get here already. Because they are seriously fucking up the planet.

alwayspunkindrublic

The Deep-Fried Food lobby has successfully postponed the Rapture for fear of plummeting sales.

Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

They go on an on about how “[Castile] was smokin’ weed, so the cop had to shoot him!” Which of course ignores the basic science that THC can stay in your system long after you’ve finished partaking (depending on your frequency of use and potency of the weed).

Jennifer R

Drug tests might as well be called marijuana tests for all the effectiveness they have at catching anyone who uses anything else that is capable of abstaining for three days.

OrG in London

Yep,I knew a girl that was on probation and trying to quit crack and meth. Smoking weed would have helped, but she kept doing the crank and crack because she could pass the piss test.

Ezio

I have said for a while now that if they just legalized it you could cut down the amount of people who are unjustly locked up for half their lives because of it too.

OrG in London

Also too ignoring the fact that it has nothing to do with weed.

Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

Well, yeah. Also true.

Beowoof14

Yeah guys getting their mellow on are so dangerous while they’re busy looking for a pizza or Doritos.

chortlingdingo

It’s astounding how many things become worthy of capital punishment when black people are doing them.

So, her “defense” of the shooting is that the cop came to the car window, instantly realized the guy was stoned on weed *and* said he had a gun, so the shooting was OK. Got it.

BigCSouthside

It’s wrong on so many levels. He did EXACTLY what you are supposed to do. I’m white. If I did that in my neighborhood the cop’s gun probably never leaves the holster

alwayspunkindrublic

It’s really too bad Obama declared “marshall law” and installed himself Evil Negro Tyrant For Life. We never would’ve had this angry rhetoric from heavily armed lunatics if Trump had been elected.

Hizzoner

See.. That is kind of the point. The NRA is the spokes-organization for the gun industry and, since Trump has been elected, sales are WAY down. They have to pump up something to make their quarterly earnings projections. Enter Ms. Loesch. (to the sound of gagging.)

Lark_in_the_AM

DING*DING*DING

We have a winner, folks!

Ezio

How revealing that the NRA libertarians who always say not to trust the government instantly assume the police are in the right when they shoot a Black person.

Ghenghis McCann

The Second Amendment was written by White Folks, for White Folks.

hillarysleftone

well, yeah. also the rest of the Constitution, and the Declaration of Independence…

Fun fact: Dana Loesch was a democrat until 9/11, which changed her into a rage harpy gun humping culture warrior, because terrorism.
Also: Killer Martini, as in Commenter Killer Martini?

KillerMartinis

Sometimes, but I think there’s a couple people around here with super-similar screennames.

Hizzoner

(Also we recommend better moisturizer. That HD’s a bitch.)

It’s like getting schooled by the Crypt Keeper. And the Crypt Keeper is A Idiot.

RMKH

I’m sure someone has already said this, but just in case: She seems nice…

Skwerl the Taco Hunter

Loesch’s argument here is that since Castile had marijuana in his system, he wasn’t carrying lawfully.

Let’s see what Minnesota law has to say about that:

MN Statute 340A.902 DRUNKENNESS NOT A CRIME.

This law states that it is legal to having controlled substances in your body. (Thanks Prohibition!)

BigCSouthside

Lol the “plot to disarm America”. What. The. Fuck.

It’s easier for me to buy an assault rifle than to buy a car. New AR manufacturers seem to show up weekly. I was out at a Rural King, this is in the country mind you, where hunting and pest control are economic factors of life, and 80% of the gun wall was fucking ARs. They had a total of 3 rifles legal for taking deer in my state. Even half the shotguns up there weren’t worth a damn for game hunting.

Most of the guns sold there were designed to kill people and I could have walked out with one after filling out a one page form and waiting 20 minutes.

That’s one of the things that has annoyed me for years. Way back when I was in the military, some of us saw an AR15 for sale at a local gun shop, and we spent a considerable amount of time over beers trying to think of what good it would be in a civilian capacity. The answer was … “not much.” Most of the arguments for it amount to “I want to use a screwdriver as a chisel.” You can do it, but it isn’t the right tool for the job.

BigCSouthside

The defining characteristics of ARs are low recoil, high capacity, rapid fire and reload. They are designed so that a minimally trained person can kill a lot of people quickly.

There’s pretty much no civilian application for them other than “they’re fun to shoot”

What I love about the “home defense” argument is that of course you want a bullet that will not only go through the person, but through a wall or two at the same time. It’s not like there would be anything important behind the wall! (rolls eyes)

BigCSouthside

Yeah. Odds are the bullet doesn’t even stay in your house.

Komsumverweigerer Ron

It’s not even good for killing a lot of people quickly. Its intent is to lay down a stream of lead that HOPEFULLY intersects one or more persons. Sooner or later.

Vagenda of Rebel Scum

They’ve gotta keep trying to sell more gunz to the same shrinking demographic. A lot of RWNJ’s fetishize military equipment, so of course they want to buy military looking guns.

Ghenghis McCann

” I could have walked out with one after filling out a one page form and waiting 20 minutes”
Damn those restrictive gun laws. Think of what/who you could have shot in those 20 minutes.

Lisacmckinnon

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JCfromNC

I hear you. I bought a car and a handgun in the same week. The car took two-three hours and signing at least half-a-dozen different forms. The pistol took about 30 minutes at the sheriff’s office for the permit to buy, and another half-hour at the gun shop to purchase. If I had a concealed carry permit, I wouldn’t have even needed the permit to buy, although that would have been a little more involved than the car purchase, as I would have needed to submit fingerprints.

Carole

I’d use her book for target practice, but that would mean I have to pay for it or steal it.

BigCSouthside

Would be kinda fun to hit with a 45 70 wouldn’t it

Komsumverweigerer Ron

Or wait until the unsold copies are sent off to be pulped.

theblackdog

Could always wait until it hits a used bookstore, then only the bookstore gets the money. Even better if it’s an Advance Reader Copy because theoretically the author didn’t get paid for that book except in exposure.

Dg Hacket

I’m sure there’s tons of them in the landfill

Covfefe’s Evil Twin

A work of art, Killer. Absolutely beautiful takedown.

Beowoof14

They all have this fantasy that they will use their gun to defend themselves from the US Military. When said organization can fire a missile from four miles up in the window of their choice at said gun nuts house/fort.

Villago Delenda Est

These pathetic little twits couldn’t hold off a five man fireteam made up of Finance Corps dweebs, let alone a guy driving a tank.

grindstone

Story time: I went to my next door neighbor’s place to chat and he and his wife had just gotten back from the range and were cleaning their giant fucking assault rifles. He had bought one for his wife as a birthday present and had shown her how to shoot it. I have lived around guns my entire life, so I wasn’t overly fearful, just confused, so I asked why on earth they would spend their money on the things. He said, “for the coming zombie apocalypse”. “Oh, okay”, says, I, chuckling, thinking, “they just like guns, fine.”

Then this guy, who I’ve known for years, and was a wonderful neighbor and a decent person, adds…..”but of course, zombie apocalypse is just a euphemism for when blackie rises up”. My absolute horror must have shown on my face because his wife rushed in to make it all seem like a joke.

I never spoke to him again after that.

Edith Prickly

WTFF. Did you put your house up for sale?

grindstone

Strangely, didn’t have to. Like so many people who seem to go from “seemingly normal” to “frothing conservative asshole” instantaneously, he got in a high dudgeon over the new “guvmint” flood insurance rules in FL, put his house up for sale, and moved.

I’ve been very surprised at the amount of conservatives that live in my relatively young white collar neighborhood since Trump won. I never knew before.

Zombishroom

good god that’s disturbing.

theblackdog

Oh. My. God. The zombie apocalypse clarification actually explains why a former acquaintance used that while vaguebooking about me. Just another piece of proof that she was super racist.

Edith Prickly

The right wing media has convinced them they are under a constant threat of attack. The fact that this attack has yet to happen doesn’t penetrate the fog of paranoia that is their resting mental state.

Zombishroom

It boggles my mind how far gone some folks are. Their paranoia makes us all a little less safe (since they’re the ones with the firearms.)

Or they somehow think they’ll be the ones rushing to overthrow the dictatorial government and “defend the constitution.” Reality is that they’ll sob hysterically, soil themselves, and surrender the first time a bullet actually goes near them.

Bananas Foster

You’ll notice that the international community does not get its panties in a twist over North Korea having guns…

TX Dept. of Space Tacos

this! if they formed a battalion and started to march, it would be one pilot in a jet or a coupla helicopters.

Shit, maybe just one piece of artillery.

Rags

or a platoon of Marines

Old town Urbandale

Drones. Much less guilt for the army grunt to kill fellow Americans if it’s done remotely with a drone.

Opiwan

It continually amazes me how ignorant of the reality of “video game war” the militant right wing is currently in, given their ideation of the military.

Komsumverweigerer Ron

They unconsciously think of themselves as Minutemen, ready on a moment’s notice to bear their muskets into glorious battle with the hated Redcoats. Realising that said Redcoats can level a city block with absurd ease spoils the fantasy.

Opiwan

Seriously. What good is even your AR-15 when a stealthy drone can blow up your entire “gated, walled off militia complex” from 30kft using guided munitions? The idiots wouldn’t even be able to hear incoming, because they’d never see or hear the delivery mechanism!

Villago Delenda Est

Dominic was right…a righteous rant! Thank you Ms. Martinis! (corrected because I credited FDF in gross error, I will now stand in the corner for 10 minutes)

Me not sure

When the right to shoot whomever you please outweighs the right to love whomever you please as your chief political motivator as an LGBTQ person you’re doing queer wrong.

Also, thank you for introducing me to the word “cumberground”, I shall add it to my lexicon.

OrdinaryJoe

There are only so many RWNJ’s to go around to buy the books and shit off the screaming harpy bitch role and Annie C. has most of them locked up so in order to get a share of that segment Frau L has dived right into the deep end of the cesspool.

teele

Holy cow, that was like watching a local tv weather girl circa 1965 presenting her dramatic recitation of “Howl” for the Rotary Club annual fundraiser. Spokesmodel for the substitute-dick strokers. I am so jealous!

Mike Janowski

A Dangerous Dame. And not in that good La Femme Nikita way.

Ghenghis McCann

She’s a toilet-headed numpty

Thank you killermartinis. I was listening to a BBC radio programme yesterday, about “the Americanization of the English language”. The presenter pointed out that some words have gone the other way; from Britain to America, and the example she used was numpty. (Although in the original Glaswegian, it would normally be fucking numpty.)

grindstone

We have gone the other way with increased use of “sort it out” and “proper”, too, no?

MississippiLefty

Spot on.

Ghenghis McCann

“The Queen’s English Society”, who had one of their members on the show, would condemn “sort it out” as being low and vulgar. These people aren’t just worried about Americanisms, they’re worried about The Lower Orders getting a bit above their station as well.

grindstone

Heaven forfend!

eggs ackly-wright

e.g., “proper fucked.”

grindstone

Gawd I love that movie.

eggs ackly-wright

Me too.

Lily412

Harry Potter made me start saying “Just a mo'” all the time instead of “Just a sec'”.

Sakonyachen

“Fuck all” and “what’s all this then”got kinda popular as well after “Snatch” came out.

Drunken Interlocutor

Well, it was always meant to return whence it came anyway, given the innate atavism of American culture. American English is very much a relic of 17th century King’s English.

Jeffocaster in the West

So the NRA has devolved into a well funded right wing militia and terrorist group. Cool. That is EXACTLY what the founders wanted by establishing the Second Amendment….

phoenix00

That’s not exactly news……

MississippiLefty

“Cumberground” was new to me and my new favorite word. Thank you!

Parakeetist

I love him in Sherlock!

gratuitous

Technically, that’s a group of cumbergrounds: a cumberbatch.

Rags

Tomorrow’s Merriam-Webster Word of the Day!

Internet Hitler

Not in M-W but found this:
” cumberground
Noun
(plural cumbergrounds)
(obsolete) Any totally worthless object or person; something that is just in the way.

Is that Tomi girl looking for a new job? Might be after TrumpTV goes tits up.

Relativicus

“Let’s talk instead about what an absolute garbage human being you have to be to think it’s a good idea, in this political climate, to spew filth and insanity on behalf of felons and denigrate a neighborhood hero. She’s a toilet-headed numpty, a moderately gifted wreck of human flotsam, a barely capable barking moonbat that couldn’t logic her way out of an open field with three compasses and a Sherpa, someone so morally incompetent that I’m ashamed to share a species with her. The woman could suck a whole swamp through a straw and tell you it tasted like cheesecake. She’s a barely talented over-actress so emotionally stunted she thinks it’s appropriate to whine about her own treatment while whipping her knuckle-dragging fans into a violent frenzy. She’s a cumberground of such epic intensity that I’m surprised atoms don’t consistently annihilate near her just to get away. I don’t even want to tell my kids about the existence of such a person, because I want to raise them to believe that humanity isn’t a cesspool of selfishness and violence.”

That was fun.

Zombishroom

Killermartinis killed it. Beautiful writing.

amindofitsown

So, being in possession of the illegal devil weed is crossing a line, according to Loesch. Nothing about ex-cons or mentally ill people? Seems legit

SpudRaider

I guess you haven’t been to Idaho in awhile…I hate to say it but there are MANY women in this state that would willfully repeat her comments and their under 40.

Sakonyachen

That could be, but she’s from St. Louis.

Internet Hitler

She seems nice.

mailman27

Pretty foul stuff.

The Librarian

Wow, “We’re coming for you” sounds like more than an idle threat. Loesch would look good in an orange jumpsuit and no one looks good in that.

mailman27

I don’t find Dana Loesch the least bit disarming.

Vagenda and Pee-ara

I’m still pissed off that Carly Fiorina wasn’t charged with a crime after inciting that loon to go out and murder 3 people at PP, because he was so pro-life. Her infamous “baby parts” speech still infuriates me. In a sane society people like Fiorina and Loesch would be pelted with rotten fruit and hissed at if they dared to show their faces in public.

Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

At the very least sites like Facebook and Twitter would ban this kind of brain-dead, hateful, dangerous, violence-inciting asshole. But the vague, irresponsible young white guy owners just don’t see how it “violates terms of service,” I mean it doesn’t affect THEM.

Vagenda and Pee-ara

Hey, as long as nobody is showing a boobie!

Pisto75666

Or a headless puppet.

gallbladder

Hoofwanking bunglecunt. There, I said it. I said it and I’m glad.

Walter Wellstone

Hoofwanking McFuckface Von Bunglecunt

phoenix00

‘Incompressible jizztrumpet’ also applies!

bangondedrum

Paging Mike Hunt

gratuitous

Busy; will Mike Hawk do?

SerialParkingViolator

Laughed out loud at “(Also we recommend better moisturizer. That HD’s a bitch.)” Day made!

(((fka_donnie_d)))

Also, too – does she want us to believe that we cannot go on YouTube right this fucking second and fund eleventy billion videos of drunk people shooting guns?

I’m sure Dana will support the Orange One’s approach to the national emergency of opioid abuse, the Duterte Gambit.

Zyxomma

I made it through nine seconds of the video.

Ninja0980

Dana Loesch makes it a point again and again to state how those who don’t think like her or live on the coasts aren’t real Americans and basically puts a target on their back.
And she has the gall to whine when someone rightfully calls her out on it?
She can go fuck herself with the guns she loves so much.

Plot of the next alt-history HBO series: “Uncivil Bore”. The radical right makes good on their threat to murderfy people resulting in massive manhunt and dissolution of the NRA as a domestic terror organization. Starring William Hurt as Wayne LaPierre.

God i love you. I live in Indiana and she’s on the radio here. I spend a couple hours of the day in my car. I apparently enjoy punishing myself by listening to her show sometimes. I have been commenting on the danger of this woman for a long time. I believe she is way more dangerous and unhinged than Rush or Mark Levin. She is also extremely transphobic.

Tokays_don’t_blink

I would like one of the wingnuts to explain the exact mechanism by which they think the government is going to take their guns.

unclejeems

Kudos to the author. I’m fairly well-read, and I’ve never, ever come across the word “cumberground,” much less used it in a sentence. Just a reminder that my knowledge of Bunyan is lacking. But this chick thoroughly deserves the label.

Incoming Ham

I’m late to this one, but I looked at the photo this morning without my glasses on and I could have sworn that gun was a stripper pole. Really.

My wife knows her. She was always a wingnut, but she used to try to use rationale and pretend to respect others. She was slowly getting more and more crazy throughout the Obama presidency, since Trump took the oath she’s been spiraling down the rabbit hole. It’s so strange that having a wingnut president would make wingnuts so angry.

The Flaming Carrot

She’s like a prettier version of my mother. Her kids are going to need therapy for a long, long time.

Sakonyachen

If I recall correctly, they are homeschooled for religious/political reasons. I’d ask the wife, but apparently Loesch used to be sane and likable, and so was her husband. Aaaaaanyway, kids that grow up in cults always need therapy.

AndreWaters20

The right-wing is made up of sociopaths (to one degree or another). They feel empowered by Trump.

Sakonyachen

I always assumed empowerment would curb someone’s anger and paranoia, not amplify it.

Husband Of Mrs God

Oh but look, she’s so hot in her “Fisk me!” outfit.
Porn star with guns instead of penises.

harryeagar

‘To fisk’ as in to subject to snarky fact-checking as one would do to rightwing journo Robert Fisk was a contendah for neologism about 10-12 years ago. It is a stretch too far

to say that Loesch was thinking ‘fist.’

For that statement, anyway, the most you can accuse her of is terminal squareness.

Tiny kaiju

I like this word cumberground! It is an excellent addition to my limited arsenal of non scatological abuse.

John Lo

You had me at “The woman could suck a whole swamp through a straw and tell you it tasted like cheesecake.”

blaid droog

When it comes to the rwnj, I deliberately try not be overly aware of them. All I really need to know is, they are the enemy of everything I believe in. I don’t need to follow them all because there’s simply too many of them. I will give this bitch credit for at least being hot looking unlike that coulter person, the one that looks like an unattractive man in drag.

Suthrnboy

Dana Loesch?

The woman who claimed that Republican lawmakers introducing a law that a trans-vaginal ultrasound was required for an abortion were justified “because women seeking abortions” are familiar with “being probed”?

This woman, who revealed that her husband was so bad at sex that her doctor visit was just as bad as his best attempt at a good dicking, is still relevant, all these years later?