The Rockets’ Red Glare

Let us hope that Agent Orange didn’t order the air strike on Syria only after seeing a story about Syria’s use of chemical weapons on television.

The next national security advisor?

Because if he did, it may only be a matter of time before he needs yet another national security advisor – after the current holder of the job, Lt. Gen. H. R. McMaster, realizes he’s working for a lunatic, throws up his arms in disgust, and runs screaming from the asylum.