Oh, now that’s just silly, hariman! Nobody would install a flamethrower in the toilet paper roller. Have you seen how flammable toilet paper is? Now a machine gun or grenade launcher maybe, but a flame thrower? Out of the question. Just think of how many violations of the fire code that would create.

It’s not the paper. The tube that the paper rolls around on, some type of mini one-round shotgun maybe?

There is an actual flashlight made in limited qualities that you can flip, turn off the safety, and fire a shell out of after all. Nobody’s allowed to make it or sell it anymore. It’s been years. But someone owning one can give it away as a gift. The owners have to report it to the sheriff of whatever town they move to though.

Happened to me that I did vacuum the living room, I heard a plop, a smoke mushroom rose from the vacuum cleaner as if it was a Little vulcano and then flames came out. Lucky me it was only 3 meters to the outside door. I threw it out and put water on it (after pulling the plug of course).