The North, North America inhabitants might not be a fat as the North America inhabitants, but they are preparing for it. Having an ambulance created to haul a half-ton human around is pretty disgusting. I haven’t never weighed that much — but family tells me there’s still time.

The fat-transportation vehicles (re: ambulances) will be able to lift and haul a 1,000 pound human. Scary. Like anyone that size needs help getting anywhere but to the next buffet.

Now before someone says that people have glandular disorders or thyroid issues, you need to first admit that cakes and donuts and milkshakes aren’t necessary for survival. If I were ever that big, my friend tells me that he would do me a favor of pushing me back into the ocean.

About fatties… here’s some almost interesting fat things:

The race to be number one is often filled with potholes (from the fat people walking).

The fattest raccoon.. along with another rarity, someone that owns a coon.
That’s pretty rare in this day and age…

Fattest cat on record.

Not sure who or what this is. I do believe that this person just needs a cupcake.

On big, fat, rotund, obese pooch.

People that let their animals get like this are complete asses and even with my retarded humor I don’t see anything funny about this.