Does Brady look too motherly here?

I’ll be honest. When I first saw this picture I thought Brady resembled a mother in her early 40’s. The crouch, the hair over his face, teeth exposed, facial expression, with the defined skinny neck are all dangerously close characteristics to a young mother. If you disagree then you are blind and wrong. As the guy ages, his face becomes skinner and more defined. Much like a woman. Scratch that, a motherly woman.

But as a Patriots fan, you have to push shit like this aside and just focus on his football. Because Brady will only get worse with time. Not his skill set, but his womanly attributes. So for now, say hello to the new Mr. Mom.