Bruce, I have been wanting to add to this post for some time, you may not know this but I am a food connoisseur (fat git) and have found a Youtube video that may not be as funny I would have liked but I think this is the place to post it.

Their is a question to be ask, do you think the 8,000,000 + views would have been more or less if the full bib apron had been swapped for a half apron or the full bib apron was the disposable thin plastic type