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Mass confusion as bankers jump around to Rage Against The Machine

There were scenes of irony and confusion in the city centre on Friday night as a group of bankers who had been drinking heavily after work jumped around while the DJ played Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing In The Name Of”.

“They had been drinking a lot all evening,” said one of the bar maids. “They had danced a little bit to some of the songs, but when Rage came on, they went crazy!”

Eye witnesses reported the use of throwing their middle fingers in the air as well as shouting along with the famous lyrics “F*ck you I won’t do what you tell me” extremely loudly as well as “huuuuuuuuuuh”

One witness reported the rebellious bankers then went home at closing time as soon as they were asked to leave and were heard to be talking about what time they had to be back in the office in the morning.