Human nature vs turtle nature

So what would you think if you saw this at the end of your walkway while you were taking in the trash bins? Would you instinctively think “Oh, somebody placed an ornamental turtle at the end of my walkway”? Or would you, like me, kind of jump a little and think “Hey! A [real live clearly lost] turtle”?

Well, on inspection, it’s not a live turtle. As you can plainly see. So…