A $600 Gangsta Frog T-Shirt

You know when you tell your friends that you're into fashion and they cite various examples of ridiculous looking shit as a means of telling you that fashion (and therefore your entire existence) is stupid? Yeah, well thanks to my dude Phil Fucking Plein, your asshole friends have a much easier job.

I'd be remiss not to toss out a special mention to the LUISAVIAROMA buying team for stocking Frankenplein's monster. Is intentionally trying to bankrupt the company you work for not illegal in Italy or some shit?

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