User:Barak Schmarak

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you dont know me hahahahahahaha dont hit me. well basically my story goes like this, one day i was just minding my own buisiness (dundundaaaaan) and a frog jumped out of the bushes and said you mmust travel the the marshmallow mountain and obtain the most delicious chicken dipper evr manufactured and so i did. later a sat inside the mountain (donnt ask) and there it shone a golden chicken dipper. the frog appeared again a said go on take a bite. and so i did it was alright could use some sauce but anyway i have just wasted (depending on your intelligence you stupid wanker) that much time of your life. oh yeah and anyone could do what Barak does, and all he did was say stuff about hope 'n' glory (the bitch) na jokes but yeah he does no im kidding or maybe not!