A Grandmother Is Auditioning For The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

HAH! Grandmothers doing spry young people things! Oh. Wait, she looks like this:

Right.

Of course this 55-year-old grandmother is auditioning for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Sharon Simmons looks, ugh, fitter than we will ever look, probably. Possibly because she also has a fitness website and competes in fitness competitions – which you can check out here. Oh, Sharon Simmons. We were going to root for you as a longshot, but actually, it seems 100% reasonable and appropriate that you be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. We’ll root for you, anyway, because maybe karmically it will make us have perfect skin when we’re 55. – Buzzfeed