I freaking drafted Pierre Thomas, despite the fact his name is Pierre, on 3 of my 4 fantasy football teams... each time getting a 'bargain' since he was going to be the 'workhouse' of the Saints this year. So of course he is inactive for the first game.. at least... he is going to pull a Steven Freaking Jackson on me this year, I can feel it. What a waste of a third round pick.

Lesson: Never count on a football player named Pierre.

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give them a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”

Man..Im looking over my benches even and I think Im in for a long season.. its still early but I guessed wrong on my sleepers and my 'sure things' seem destined to underachieve. Oops. 0-4 this week. Nice.

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give them a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”

My Dumbass drafted a backup QB that has the same bye as my starter...So...I pick up another QB(Sanchez)...Then my dumbass plays him instead of Shuab this past weekend.I deserved the loss on that bonehead move.

drdiags wrote:Yeah, I lost 113 to 113.5 with Greg Jennings putting up a big fat goose egg.

But I smashed Doug Farrar's fantasy team in my yahoo league after he blew out his first week's opponent.

0-2 in the ESPN league, 1-1 in Yahoo.

I am in the one of the NET leagues too. It's an ESPN league as well. It can't be the one I am in though because I have Greg Jennings.He didn't help me but if I had played Shuab, I would have won easily even with his big fat goose egg.I think it's going to be a long year for me in fantasy football.In my Yahoo league, I should roll this week. I have Forte and Cutler. It sucks though....At the expense of the Seahawks. Sigh.

Ok..I will admit my humiliation. I actually have 5 teams. I only count 4 because the 5th one I missed the draft for because I was on an airplane unexpectedly. Anyway.. through 2 weeks the only victory I have is on the team I didnt do the drafting for, it was autodrafted. I suck big time this year!! Yeah!

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give them a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”

Vetamur wrote:I got suckered in by the "Eddie Royal is going to be Wes Welker" hype as well...but I cut my losses EARLY..after week 1.

I got suckered in by the "Wes Welker is going to be Wes Welker" hype.

He had an okay Week 1, but gimped up his knee and missed the last 2 games. And of course getting injury information out of Belichick is like getting nookie out of a nun so it's a game time decision each week. They amputated his leg below the knee two weeks ago for all I know.

Boy, I dodged a bullet this week. In one league I'm in I made the brilliant decision to bench David Garrard and start Mark Sanchez. Luckily I still ended up winning by 1 point but it damn near cost me a victory.

You are absolutely entitled to state your opinion whenever you wish, and I am absolutely entitled to point out the stupidity of that opinion with the same frequency.

I'd like to complain about Chris Johnson doing squat this week, Portis finally going off after I benched him, White deciding to go off on the week I play my brother or what have you, but really I'm gonna complain about my dumbass. Why on God's green earth did I play Leon Washington over Clinton Portis OR MENDENHALL!? I can understand Johnson having a bad game, and realistically I should have checked that before I left saturday night. I'm just more pissed that I retardedly left both Portis and Mendenhall on the bench instead of taking Washington out. I lost by 2...

----------------------------"Plus I hate the seattle stadium the **** place is too loud, gave me a headache watchin the game." ~ Some 9er fan

Yeah, I cost myself a win this week in my money league. I went out of town and forgot to adjust my roster before leaving Saturday morning. Braylon Edwards remained in my starting lineup while newly acquired Miles Austin sat on my bench, unused.

You are absolutely entitled to state your opinion whenever you wish, and I am absolutely entitled to point out the stupidity of that opinion with the same frequency.