Talking to Cactus

You meditate and talk to cactuses? Oh, you’re weird. Chances are, Michael Crichton didn’t actually talk to a cactus, but he got some sort of experience out of it, so who’s to say what actually happened?

Yeah, that’s so true. I mean one person says he talked to a cactus and the other person says he was on a drug-fueled bender. Who can figure this puzzle out? It’s a mystery, alright.

What’s interesting is that this was published in a regular daily newspaper. And they wonder why they’re a dying business, but I’m not bitter.