I can imagine it. Why? There are other bad-(not saying that word) characters out there, and I have NEVER seen the Rambo movies. All I know is that he is supposedly freakin’ awesome. That’s, like, all I need to know to understand what people are talking about.

Stallone makes even MORE Rocky films but never quite achieves the same rep.
No Expendables, no Son of Rambow, no Three Little Pigs by Green Jellÿ. Probably no Team America World Police or Tropic Thunder.

The amount of work that goes into making a movie, the immeasurable number of lives touched in small ways by it not being made, not being printed, distributed, shown in the theatre… people not going to see it, not being influenced by it, using that time for something else.

You know, I tried. I couldn’t. it would be like…Tearing out one of my lungs or something, I can’t imagine a world without Rambo. It’s the weirdest thing, I didn’t even like most of those movies, though the first one was good.

Could be worse, as opposed to Dr. Manhattan, the Commander actually wears pants. Though I imagine if he didn’t, the Viet Cong would have wanted to surrender directly to him too.

America’s arrogant enough WITH its complex about Vietnam, I’d hate to see how we’d be if we won all the time. Probably something like Rambo; Attorney at Law VII. Oddly, the Prosecuting Attorney is Mr. T.

Considering the last comic had Pyramid-Head sitting in the lounge of a job placement agency, where an ex-Pokemon trainer works as an intern, I think realism has been pretty under the rug this entire time.

But sabotaging yourself… Wasn’t he amazed, upset and frustrated when everything he’s done were mysteriously undone and ruined and some bastard tripped up him on every turn? That must have been a hell. And then he had to go back… to cause all this frustration to himself.

Couldn’t they send another Man to sabotage him? Or was he only one able to do it?

Come on, everybody loves beating up on Nazis, It’s what made the people love Captain America… And Namor… And the human Torch, the old one who’s a robot, not the douchey Fantastic four one. Probably others… It’s a proud American tradition to have fictional comic characters punch Hitler.

Nah. Lots of people wanted to punch Hitler. Even other ‘in the know’ Nazis wanted to punch Hitler! Except Goebbels. He was a pantywaist buttkissing mischling toady.

I should write a comic someday that involves a cybernetic Otto Skorzeny going back in time 300 years specifically to punch Hitler. In his bunker. With an air-hammer. Then ‘relieve’ him of his unfired pistol.

Really? Darn it. I was hoping for a joke about one of those “strong silent types”. I never had the opportunity to play Halo, so I always assumed that Master Chief was actually a silent android they sent in to do everything because he was highly expendable… And they had never expected him to do better than entire armies of humans, but since he was on a roll, he might as well take over the whole operation…

Despite never seeing them (a fact I should correct someday…), I do, cause they spawned a cartoon I got up early on Saturday mornings to watch when I was younger, until they stopped showing them… Though I don’t remember much of those, cause I was like eight…

Dude, you HAVE to make this comic more than once a week, I discovered this just a week ago, when some one posted some of these on /b/
It’s been a long time since i’ve seen something this funny, most old web comics ran out of jokes, or just got disinteresting, and MGDMT is just amazing!
Keep up the good work!

Thanks for the head’s up, though, I had no idea I was apparently so lazy. I guess that means I can stop pushing myself to get a page of this stuff done a week on top of 11 hour work days and other comic commissions. Maybe I’ll finally get to sleep more than three hours in a night!

To be fair : Gordan Freeman may be a nerd, but he also is the (first of like, maybe five) sole survivor(s) of the Black Mesa incident, and has a pretty good track record vs. alien-zombie things. Just because he can’t shelter small villages in his stubble and/or shadow, doesn’t mean he can’t qualify. Besides, it’s not like he spends most of his time doing science, anyway.

Love your comic. One techie thing though – do you think you could make the currently published comic the homepage, and then all the others in the archives labelled with dates? It’s just more convenient for bookmarking and seeing right away if things are updated or not.

I’m not sure what you’re seeing on the homepage if it’s not the most current comic, because I’m pretty sure that’s what everybody else sees when they go there… At least, it’s what I see on the homepage on all of the different computers and browsers I’ve gone to the page with.

As for the archives, that’s probably Vorked’s area. You can give him the head’s up at vorked@gmail.com

So how did Rambo change the world? It could be argued the movie showed how war veterans can be fucked up, which made many war veterans more able to open up, which helped a cultural shift where it became more acceptable for a man to cry and have conflicting feelings and stuff, which inevitably led more people to question if challenging male activities such as fighting and war are really healthy, which reduced the general willingness to participate in war, which made the reality of an end to all wars a little bit closer.

But then Rambo 2, 3 and 4 pushed it back ten years each.

Or maybe you’re just saying the Rambo movies are good. Hey, to each their own, but to me the Vietnam war was worth it just to get Apocalypse Now.

Without the Rambo films to buoy up his career, Stallone becomes known as “that Planet Hollywood guy who did those boxing movies” and slips into obscurity. More importantly, he never goes into politics — and when aliens attack the United States in 2017, the President is not a sensitive-yet-masculine underdog whose quiet confidence and tenacity inspire the nation to fight back.

Sorry to come back and comment on this one so late, but I’m watching S6E8 of Dr. Who entitled Let’s Kill Hitler, and Rory just punched Hitler in the face, and all I could think about was this comic. haha