Roberto Cavalli’s Favorite Things

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Bedtime wearing only ten drops of my own Cavalli scentWaking up surrounded by the dogs, cats, and birds I charge rentLeaving my monkey at the local Ikea since he “was mean”These are a few of my favorite things

Deciding which of my “panties,” 50 same pairs of jeans, and 40 same pairs of boots to wear Heading to the office — should I take the boat, helicopter, Ferrari, or electric car there? Retired my Segway for now, but maybe I’ll bring it out in the spring These are a few of my favorite things

Signing lots of papers — “an important man should do that every day”Going home to my wife’s crystal ball collection; she keeps all 50 on displayThen, it’s tweet and to bed — “private because there are a lot of fantasies”These are a few of my favorite things

When the monkey bites When Anna Wintour stings When I’m feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don’t feel so bad