A 50-year-old man was wearing a T-shirt that read, “Who Needs Drugs?” in big letters and “No, Seriously, I Have Drugs” in smaller letters beneath it, when cops allegedly found him with a bag of actual drugs in a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, according to TampaBay.com.

According to the arrest report, John Balmer was in line at Kmart when a deputy walked in. Balmer saw the deputy and tried to hand a “bag of green leafy substance” to the person behind him. That person did not take the bag.