I mean, if a doctor can charge a girl $5k to put in her implants, then charge $5k to take them out, I gotta be on to something.

If you paid $49.95 to join this zoo, your gonna be grateful that it's only $39.95 to join the rehab group.

Just think, you can spend the same amount of time online in rehab as you did on OSO. No going to bed while the wife's still awake. No dealing with whiny frickin' kids. Just hrs and hrs of time online, talking about how OSO changed your life for better or worse.