A People magazine cover on which Taylor Lautner announces he’s gay is as fake as Snooki’s nails. The fake “exclusive” cover, with a January 7, 2012 time stamp, pictured Lautner with the caption “Tired of rumors, the Twilight star opens up about his rumors to finally come out.” Only thing is, a People spokesperson says it’s totally Photoshopped. [Gossip Cop]

Matthew McConaughey proposed to girlfriend Camilla Alves on Christmas, which means that six-pack is off the market for good. Darn. [Us Weekly]

Also off the market: singer John Legend, who got engaged to model Chrissy Teigen over the holidays. [People]

Former “SNL” actress Victoria Jackson went on a wackadoodle rant about how she had a secret government meeting and now has classified information about how “the Muslim Brotherhood” is overtaking America. Yup, okay, uh huh. [Huffington Post]

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