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Lump in the Pants

Or….the lump in my pants means i will tell you I love you until you let me get all up in that green dress. Nothing gets a man to say “I love you” faster than a raging hard on and a chance at getting laid…..add a little alcohol….and BLAM!! Most men will profess their undying love for a one night stand, if she gets him hot and bothered enough….and happens to be waving around a vagina. This is just how it is.