This may be the most inspiring explanation of our "Egghead Depression".

Now if we could only find a COP to, you know, slap the cuffs right on 'em. Or, are the COPS too busy breaking into the homes of Renouned Black Professors in Cambridge, who it seems have 'friends' in high places, while violating U.S. Constitutional rights...and completely ignoring what has now become most important.