Secret Shame T-Shirt

Behold the failed meat-eater in all his pathetic weakness! Marvel as he goes to impossible lengths to keep his leafy addiction a secret! Witness the dire consequences of the vegetarian diet — shunned by carnivore and herbivore alike! Revel in his ultimate vindication as he outlives them all thanks to his improved heart health and lowered body fat! They'll see...they'll ALL see!

This t-shirt has a regular fit, not too loose, not too tight. Order a size down if you like a snugger fit or order a size up if you want a baggy fit.

X-Small

16.5 inch width x 26 inch length

Small

18 inch width x 28 inch length

Medium

20 inch width x 29 inch length

Large

22 inch width x 30 inch length

X-Large

24 inch width x 31 inch length

2X-Large

26 inch width x 32 inch length

3X-Large

28 inch width x 33 inch length

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chart above to determine your size.

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Shipping prices are as follows:

Shipping Destination

First Item

Each Additional Item

United States (Domestic Mail)

$3.99

$2.00

Canada(First Class Mail)

$8.00

$1.50

Canada (Priority Mail)

$28.00

$1.50

International (First Class Mail)

$12.00

$2.00

International (Priority Mail)

$40.00

$1.50

Note: International First Class is only available in Australia, New Zealand and Western Europe. International Priority Mail is available to all other destinations. Your order may be subject to customs fees if shipped outside the US.