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Howdy, friendly reading person!I'm on a bit of a hiatus right now, but only to work on other projects -- one incredibly exciting example being the newly-released kids' science book series Things That Make You Go Yuck!If you're a science and/or silliness fan, give it a gander! See you soon!

Ah, yes, back to the office today, where I’m reminded once again of one of life’s eternal truths:

‘The only thing worse than a really, really cold toilet seat in the comfort of your own home is a really really warm one anywhere else.‘

So, many thanks to whoever it was that had a nice sitdown in the loo before me — thanks for leaving your rather remarkable body heat, and that curly little hair on the seat rim, and those three drops of unidentified liquid on the stall floor.

I shall remember you fondly, mysterious stranger, as I recover from the screaming bathroom willies I’m just about to endure. Once again, thanks so much. No, really.