I was too busy laughing at his name and the "Mahoning Valley Scrappers".

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Again, my all time fave is "Rex Carr" and who gave him auto insurance?

My brain instantly does anagrams of things - I realized that "Francis" thing right away! There's a pharmacy tech near us that never remembers my first name, he's a big Armenian kid, named Aram (classic Armenian name), and so I tell him another of his fellow techs has my name just a bit different - he works with a NareK so I tell him, think of Narek, and swap first and last letters!