Month: July 2016

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: Teens upload video of driving with ass crack

Saint John — There’s an old proverb that says God protects fools and children. In the case of a couple of teens from Saint John, it appears to be two out of two. A teenage daring duo of have uploaded a video of them driving down Route 1 toward Saint John operating a motor vehicle in a very dangerous fashion. This video is…

From Shawn on “The Manatee”: ‘Anglophone rights’ promoters can finally find each other

Moncton — It’s often said that it pays to advertise, and it seems as though a group of anglophones in Moncton have caught onto the well-known axiom. In a move that has outraged and incensed citizens, a local anglophone rights group has posted a sign advertising an upcoming meeting. “Honestly, it’s pretty hard to find…

Cleveland — In a statement met with uproarious approval from Republican delegates, Donald Trump has proposed rounding up and deporting an estimated 60 million undocumented wild Pokémon presently at large in the United States. While there is no clear evidence regarding the origin of the battling beasts, the Republican presidential candidate is asserting that they are illegal migrants…

Cape Jourimain — The latest release of classified documents from secret-leaking site Wikileaks has revealed shocking information about Canada’s smallest province. Top secret government reports uploaded today show that the province of Prince Edward Island has been gradually drifting out to sea for the past 150 years. Moreover, the true reason behind the construction of the Confederation…

Corn Hill — Put tasty stuff in a bowl, mix it up, and usually you’ll get something that’s super-tasty. That’s the recipe for being a nationally renowned chef according to New Brunswick’s newest Food Network Canada star, Fabrice Gourmandises. The former dairy farmer has gone from milking the cows to bilking the crowds at his southern New Brunswick…