oh, that sounds like a bad wound. But you are getting such service at the moment, we agree with your strategy. Just keep quiet and enjoy the service. It won't last nearly as long as you'll want it to. But, meanwhile ....

Oh my goodness! You have a great opportunity here Au. train up your servants to keep this up all day and all night fur effur! It's what you deserve. After all, you cared for them during all their times of trial! Right? Right?

Au, how did you hurt yourself? Are you sad right now? Curl up on mommy and Daddy. They'll make it right.

Are you EATING the wonderful ham? Eat all you can get for the Ham Train will end when the rails run out and that is when you are feeling fine again. I hope it's soon and me and mommy will be purring extra much for you.

Ouch...well, we sure hope it heals up good and fast but, really, even if it does yoo hafta purrtend dat yoo are still kinda hurty so da slaves will continue taking care of yoo in da style to which yoo would like to become akustomed.

Star says, "Dude! I got wounded and had to go to the vet over the summer. (you can the hideous pictures she put up!) I didn't get a collar like yours but I think I would have worn one for ham. I mean... ham!! Much better than chicken. OTOP not quite as good as steak. mmmmmmmmmmm Anyway, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde & I & our Feeders will all send you purrs & prayers until you are all healed up (and that your Feeders keep getting you ham... mmmmmmmm hammmmmmm)."

our mom sez that sometimes you hafta suffer a little to be beautyful, so we guesses maybe you hafta do the same for good health.

but why do they hafta keep learning an' learning how to serve?? why isn't servitude imprinted in their genes, like kingship (an' queenship) is in ours?? we sometimes wonder if we chose the right species to serve us!

hope that your recovery (hampered as it is by that collar [is it a coffee-filter??]) is swift an' uneventful, an' that the servants are forming new an' lasting habits!

Au we are so sorry you hurt your leg and had to have surgery and a cone but wow it sounds like you are getting lots of love and attention. And boy ham - you are so lucky! We are sending you lots of purrs and prayers to get better very quickly (but of course still milk it so you get all that ham and attention!)

Thanks for visiting; we are following you guys now and look forward to getting to know you!...Handsome Au, we are sorry to hear you are hurt, but we are purring for you to feel better soon...Enjoy the ham, sweetie...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

How nasty! Stay away from that wound and let it heal nicely. That 24/7 service is really something to enjoy. Maybe one of us just get sick... ah, nah! ; ) We are sorry we haven't been around. One thing is that your blog doesen't update in our blogroll and it's always at the very bottom of the list. The other, main, part is that mom has a bit of a troubled life since Spring. We're purring on her and hope she'll be better and sort things out eventually. Thank you for visiting us on our 2+2 blogoversary!Have a furry nice weekend,Siena & Chilli