You will obey the rhythm. And the spandex. (Image (c)2013 Rufus Starlight, used with permission.)

As weddings go, some people give teary-eyed toasts, some make horribly awkward speeches…but two brothers may have set the new standard for wedding toasts.

After both being chosen as best men for their sibling’s wedding, the pair — who have adopted the names Rufus Starlight and Baddy Paris — decided to send their brother off in style through the majesty of song. This, of course involves a, like, totally tubular ’80s-inspired music video.

Rollin’. The epicness can barely be contained. (Image (c)2013 Rufus Starlight, used with permission.)

According to their official website, the song and video was inspired by bands like The Human League, ABC and Kraftwerk and stars like Tom Cruise and David Hasselhoff.

Like so many ’80s one-hit wonders, Rufus Starlight broke up soon after they got together. But their legend? It will live on forever.

Behold, “We Are Brothers” by Rufus Starlight. (Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!)