K guys, I&amp;#39;m at upper-intermediate or whatever level now and I&amp;#39;m gonna improve my skill in English this summer cluck-cluck enrollee-not-schoolboy-already and start learning new language. So what language do u commend me to learn? inb4 shit-tier languages, a.k.a. Japanese, Chinese, French

>>50390478I&amp;#39;m thinking about German and Spanish. Spanish is language of most Latin America and German is just the most beautiful language in the whole fuckin world. Also Germany is first economics in Europe so I think it&amp;#39;s practical to learn German.

>>503905952 Pork Chops! by John MastersBtw this thread is shit. I strongly recommend all schoolkids to roll to the ball just to make this thread somehow viable. Too late though to do something. All is lost АЗАЗАЗ.

>>50391761I am mostly agree with this guy, but, to be honestly, for example in Germany very low level of people, who know english, but still higher than in Russia. Anyway, in Scandinavia everything is ok.Living in Finland - kun

>>50391814The most prestigious university in Russia - Sharaga University, it has its departments all over the country and offers to people without intellectual skills at all proper education and diploma for great prices.

>>50392803If you laughing at the object you sat it. But if you&amp;#39;re laughing at some event or action that&amp;#39;s that. Ok?It&amp;#39;s just a feeling. If you learn English you&amp;#39;ll dont have to think about it.

>>50393335Well, not in yours I&amp;#39;m a little bit paranoid, so excuse me, I cant said where I&amp;#39;m studing.. V - is it Vantaa or something? And, my congratulations. Nevermind about your TOEFL points, here big part of russian&amp;#39;s completely cannot into english.

A knyght ther was, and that a worthy man,That fro the tyme that he first biganTo riden out, he loved chivalrie,Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisie.Ful worthy was he in his lordes werre,And therto hadde he riden, no man ferre,As wel in cristendom as in hethenesse,And evere honoured for his worthynesse.At alisaundre he was whan it was wonne.Ful ofte tyme he hadde the bord bigonneAboven alle nacions in pruce;In lettow hadde he reysed and in ruce,No cristen man so ofte of his degree.In gernade at the seege eek hadde he beOf algezir, and riden in belmarye.At lyeys was he and at satalye,Whan they were wonne; and in the grete seeAt many a noble armee hadde he be.At mortal batailles hadde he been fiftene,And foughten for oure feith at tramysseneIn lystes thries, and ay slayn his foo.This ilke worthy knyght hadde been alsoSomtyme with the lord of palatyeAgayn another hethen in turkye.And everemoore he hadde a sovereyn prys;And though that he were worthy, he was wys,And of his port as meeke as is a mayde.He nevere yet no vileynye ne saydeIn al his lyf unto no maner wight.He was a verray, parfit gentil knyght.But, for to tellen yow of his array,His hors were goode, but he was nat gay.Of fustian he wered a gyponAl bismotered with his habergeon,For he was late ycome from his viage,And wente for to doon his pilgrymage.

>>50393736Nope, but the kinds of questions you ask make me think that you are latent gay. Its no shame bro, its 21 century, you can cpme out of the closet and stop hating everyone and enjoy big black cocks in your mouth.

>>50393689Thank you Anon. It&amp;#39;s Vaasa - really small town with 65k of people or something. I have no idea how am I gonna make it, because I am going completely on my own. Like I mean that nobody is even gonna meet me at airport or something. That makes me nervous, but I know that in the end it&amp;#39;s gonna worth it. Aren&amp;#39;t you that guy from /em/ that started second Finland thread?

>>50394058No, it wasnt me. Relax, everything gonna be ok, I was in terrible nervous breakdown, when I started my education, I asking myself everyday "Jesus, what the hell I&amp;#39;m doing here, my knowledge of English not enough, and knowledge of Finnish too, maybe I&amp;#39;ll not understand what the teachers will say?". But then, after 2 or 3 weeks I was ok. Actually, studying in Finland pretty easy, so, just relax, and good luck, man. :3

Rate my English, /b/! I will tell you a short story about me and op&amp;#39;s mom. I worked as a mailman for a little while last summer to earn some cash. It was a hot summer day, I was walking door to door delivering some papers, doing my job. My shirt was soaking wet, I had to take it off, or I would dehydrate and fucking die. So I took it off and rang next door. It opened and revealed a superhot mature woman. Cougar, right? She wore red topic and her breasts were tightly fit, nipples sticking out. Her blue pants were all wet, so I could see panty lines and even her pussy like a camel toe.

>>50394421Hey, Im not that who you talking with, but I have some questions about studying in Finland. Is there any Master&amp;#39;s programm in English? How about tuition fees, are they resonable? Do people in Finnland understand English or Russian outside the campus?

>>50394627>Is there any Master&amp;#39;s programm in English? Yes.>tuition feesEducation in Finland is totally free, you will pay only for habitation - dormitory or own flat. And for food and clothes.>Do people in Finnland understand English or Russian outside the campus? English - yes, Russian - no.

So yeah, I was standing there like a fucking idiot and staring at her. I just couldn&amp;#39;t take my eyes off of her! Her long blonde hairs were resting at her nice tanned shoulders, and her red lipstick went very good with her baby blue eyes. I felt that my dick is getting hard, and my mind was going all crazy, drawing me scenes of how I fuck her right here in the doorway. It might seem strange for a passer-by: young shirtless boy and hot milf staring at each other. I bet we were thinking about the same thing - having wild sex right now. She was looking at me, no, she was tearing me apart with her eyes, I could see that, I could feel that. Finally, she noticed a mailman bag and asked me: "Do have something for me?" "Oh, yeah, bitch, I have something for you! Right here in my pants!" - my thoughts nearly slipped out from my mouth. What I&amp;#39;be really said was to stutter "Yeah". "Then come on in, boy" - she said and invited me in with her finger. My heart was pumping very hard and my head got a little dizzy. She turned around and my eyes clenched onto her ass, that big fucking ass dangling up and down

We went into the flat and with my peripheral vision I noticed some dirty crazy looking boy with glasses, sitting in front of the desktop computer and mumbling something unintelligible words. Something like "tyan ne nujni, ananim ligivon" or some shit like that. One time he even screamed at the screen "saga!" and repeatedly hit some button. But I didn&amp;#39;t care about that poor demented boy, my central vision and central processor were all revolving around a woman who turned out to be his mom. Oh, my God, that big juicy ass in tight blue pants! I dreamed of her sitting on my face and grinding her pussy all over my lips!- So, whachu got for me? - She asked.I nearly pulled out my dick to her face, but what I actually did is pull out the mail I had for her. It was really hard to conceal my hard dick in my pants, I tried to do it, but her eyes were all over it. - That&amp;#39;s all? - She raised her eyebrows and I think I heard some disappointment in her voice.I stuttered again, try to say out "Yes, miss", but suddenly she my dick and said: "What about this? Is this for me too?"

>>50397593I used to be read-only when I just started scrolling 2ch for a while. Then I began to post a very small number of posts per day. Now I poste pretty many of them. Staying at home for a long time, no friends, no GF, studying bad. 2ch, what have you done with me, motherfucker?