311. You get a hair cut to match your character portrait
312. You figure out how to mod your character portrait to match your hairstyle
313. You get plastic surgery to match...no, that's just not normal.

From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"