Lots of whining this week. About Tom Brady's claim to fame. About Cardale Jones' press conference. About one coach dissing another. About Marshawn Lynch's right to remain silent. And in two instances, whining about whining.

In which Bill Belichick discusses cut blocks, J.J. Watt discusses "bae," Michael Bennett discusses cousin-dating, Jerry Jones discusses Nelson Mandela, and Tom Brady reveals at last that he is in fact a machine of some type.