If you asked him to show you what he meant, he would pull out one of the nearest cards and show you. He would then step safely out of the way. It would be best if you followed suit. Someone should have warned Rogue.

REPOSTED ROMY oneshot. Remy tries to find the greeneyed beauty he spent the night with, his only clue the bra she left behind. If pansy Prince Charming can find a girl with a glass slipper, then the Prince of Thieves can find a girl with a bra! ...Right?

Perversion, sarcasm, complete dysfunction: Trying his best to make it through sixth year alive, Draco goes rather insane with everything from Titanic and gay men to love for Hermy (he doesn't even know about it!)...What else is there to say?

[one-shot]There is no hope, no light in the world any longer since Harry's disapperance. In the dark world, a young girl is trapped and forgotten by all except one certain blond haired boy who has a deadly obsession still over her

[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...

Gambit becomes distressed when he realizes that, Cajun though he may be, he is lacking in the accent department. So he sets off with fellow stereotype Pyro on a riotous and accent-filled journey! Warning: contains EXTREME accents. Read with caution.

Viktor Krum braves yet another day at the library, trying to tune out the giggling fangirls what's up with that Bulgaria scarf, anyway? as he musters up the courage to ask Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball.

*MORE ADDED* Tired of reading bad fic after bad fic? Now you can write your own! Just follow this step-by-step guide to the worst of the fanfictional world and you'll be writing so poorly you'll be proud!

She appartently never existed, so after her attempted murder she was left with nothing but a name. So with a young man from her past by her side, they go on a journey of self discoveries, and find that nothing is what it seems...Try and solve the Mystery!

Humans are quickly becoming the pet of choice. As children Bulma is given to Vegeta as a 'pet'. They grow up together, but when she meets a male 'pet', she learns what it's like be more than just a pet, but a human woman...BV COMPLETED[Sequel posted]