Ena Zizi had been at a church meeting at the residence of Haiti's Roman Catholic archbishop when the quake struck, trapping her in debris. On Tuesday, she was rescued by a Mexican disaster team that was created in the wake of Mexico City's 1985 earthquake.

Zizi said that after the quake, she spoke back and forth with a vicar who also was trapped. But after a few days, he fell silent, and she spent the rest of the time praying and waiting.

"I talked only to my boss, God," she said. "And I didn't need any more humans."

The article informs us that "[c]rews at the cathedral compound site Tuesday managed to recover the body of the archbishop, Monsignor Joseph Serge Miot, who was killed in the Jan. 12 quake." Requiescat in pace. Requiescant in pace.

It's a cunning meme. If he saves the day, it's a miracle and proof of his existence. If he does nothing, well his will be done.

If I was to stand by for days while someone gradually died when I could have, with token effort, saved them, I'd be a monster. People like you would villify me and hold me up to scorn as an example of America's moral decline. I'd be spat upon, avoided, and mocked in Leno monologues for days if not weeks.