A tony restaurant. Our banker walks towards a retrreating camera, taking fries from each plate he walks past. Everyone is all "hey!" - but makes no move to stop him. The banker maintains eye contact with the camera, cheerfully telling us through an increasingly full mouthful: "Life's pretty sweet when you're a banker."

Thirtysomething parents with empty spacevans confront each other. "I thought it was my weekend to have the kids," he says. "It's the bank's weekend," she replies.

We see two under-8s working like first year analysts at an investment bank. "I want to go to sleep," says one, from behind an Excel spreadsheet. "Sleep is for losers," replies the banker, then turns to the other child, who has recently given him 40 pages of a freshly printed document. "There's a typo in here," the banker says, tossing all 40 pages in the air, "find it."

Much the same as the restaurant, except the banker is cruising through groups of friends, taking a sip of everyone's drink. Everyone is talking around him like this is the most normal thing in the world.

$200 arrives in the delivery slot of an ATM, in $10 notes. As he's about to pick it up, the banker takes it for him, peels off a $10, and hands the rest to him. "Convenience fee," explains the banker. The guy, nonplussed, looks at a nearby cop. The cop looks at him blankly. "What," he says.

A lady completes a small grocery purchase at a Mom & Pop Store. The banker is talking cheerfully with an equally obnoxious friend on his bluetooth headset; as the old dear behind the till puts the cash in, the banker helps himself to a $5 just as the till is shut. The shopper looks at her quizzically. The old dear sighs, resigned. The banker continues to chat on the phone happily.

A small child is playing with some newborn kittens, enumerating where they're going: "This one is for Sarah, this one's for grandma, this one is going to be Cosmo's little brother." Banker leans in: "Actually this one's earmarked for Equity Sales," picking it up. We see it does indeed, have a tag through its ear saying 'Equity Sales'. "Those boys got hammered in Q3."