there will definitely be no shortage of boxes to poo in this weekend. I have tons of hotdogs to eat and beer to drink. even have some fully loaded boxes that I couldn't burn yet due to the rain. As taco Bell pointed out this weekend is all about the veterans. I will start each box on fire using an American flag. I will also only poo in American made beer boxes this weekend.

This picture shows some of the options you have with pooping in a box. As you can see I cut the box on 3 sides about 7 inches down and left the side that has the handle. The box comes out in the shape of Oklahoma. As you can see I taped the panhandle part to my back. I found this method to be extremely handy when doing yard work. With the box taped to me I was able to weed eat my yard and not have to stop and rush to the bathroom. I managed a small poo when doing the front yard and really let go once I moved to the backyard. It saved me so much time not having to stop working and I recomend this method to anyone that has a busy lifestyle.

Didn't think I'd ever be posting in a thread of this nature but oh well,Not sure either, if this is relevant to this thread but, yesterday at Costco a call goes out over the radio for the Manager to head to the parkinglot asap. A few minutes later he calls for assistance. Members were pushing and shoving and screaming at each other because one of them [a woman] had stepped on a cup full of shit and got some on her and a passer by.Both victims turned their wrath on a guy who was laughing at them.The first woman had to be talked out of calling the police.

Didn't think I'd ever be posting in a thread of this nature but oh well,Not sure either, if this is relevant to this thread but, yesterday at Costco a call goes out over the radio for the Manager to head to the parkinglot asap. A few minutes later he calls for assistance. Members were pushing and shoving and screaming at each other because one of them [a woman] had stepped on a cup full of shit and got some on her and a passer by.Both victims turned their wrath on a guy who was laughing at them.The first woman had to be talked out of calling the police.

It's akwilly's thread and thus he has the ultimate authority but I would think this is the logical spot for all poo related posts.

Note to self: Don't stamp on any cups lying in a parking lot. No matter how tempting...................

I got to poo in a nice corona light box today. I usually shy away from 12 packs but this was a really great and sturdy box. It was worth the extra couple of inches I had to bend down compared to an upright 18 pack because of the heft of the box. It was tight enough that I considered also peeing in it but decided to use a Gatorade bottle instead. The Corona Light box might become an indoor poo box staple but it is not something that can be taped to ones ass. It is a stationary box so you can't do yard work with it attached to ones person. Photos later

The quality of your poo box is kind of a way of measuring how well your life is going. We all need a yardstick.

Didn't think I'd ever be posting in a thread of this nature but oh well,Not sure either, if this is relevant to this thread but, yesterday at Costco a call goes out over the radio for the Manager to head to the parkinglot asap. A few minutes later he calls for assistance. Members were pushing and shoving and screaming at each other because one of them [a woman] had stepped on a cup full of shit and got some on her and a passer by.Both victims turned their wrath on a guy who was laughing at them.The first woman had to be talked out of calling the police.

I shall put my best foot forward and attempt not to step in it:

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Didna think I'd po0-ing in a thread of this nature but oh well,Och, lad! A-pushin' n a-shovin'Eyes 'creaming at each other, ooch!Old Ronald Mac, had sold 'em on a cup full of stuff."Ole Gasser" 'twas we called 'im! Both of us wonder'd why lard 'twasnt the fry grease, ahem.The first woman had to be talked out of calling the police.

In this photo the first thing you will notice is the carpet on the floor. Yes this is an indoor poo into a miller lite 18 BOTTLE pack. You will notice that I didn't have great confidence in the box holding any amount of runny poo for very long. It is raining to hard out to burn right after use so as you can see I inserted a medium size trash bag on my device with the box underneath it. Once I am done going poo I simply stand up and the contents of the bag cause it to fall gently into the box. Once that is done I simply wait till the rain slows so I can add diesel fuel to the mixture and light it on fire.

Please tell me that you didn't use that towel to dry the dishes later.

Its a sheet. Also I use paper plates that I also burn. I haven't washed a dish in years. Honestly thats how I found Bellgab. Someone told me that if I got a cast iron skillet that I would never have to wash it and somehow my search led to Chefist or some weird thing and here I am, burning poo.

All of those foods are going to turn your feces into baby food. It's going to be everywhere. It won't even drop out your ass and fall into the box. It will breach the anus and then just spread out all inside of your cheeks. You'll need at least a half package of baby wipes to clean up.

All of those foods are going to turn your feces into baby food. It's going to be everywhere. It won't even drop out your ass and fall into the box. It will breach the anus and then just spread out all inside of your cheeks. You'll need at least a half package of baby wipes to clean up.

Akwilly is in the process of developing a heavy duty version of his poop box. He's got it covered. No pun intended.