To be honest, a lot of it doesn't make much sense. By that I mean some of the lines just seem really random.. The category that is "Don't do anything" isn't really consistant with itself because they're not supposed to write anything, yet they seem to have been expected to wager something (so they would have to write something).

L seemed out of character to me too, but I thought the "Since I am forced to stand my reasoning abilities have dropped about 40%" was cute and L would probably say that.

Also, be careful with the dialogue...Unless you're planning to perform this at an adult-y convention like The Reactor, most conventions are really strict when it comes to language and content of the skit. Saying things such as "hairy balls" and the like might not get the OK from the con staff that do the skit approving.