Skypehood Chronicles

Lil' Shit

Just another peasant orphan without even a name.

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In another age he could have been King. A long time ago his ancestor Dallas Sallad found the Holy Grail deep underground and sought to bring peace to the land with it. However his partner, Tony “Cheezburgr” Stark accidentally stabbed Dallas in the eye and took the Holy Grail for himself. Dallas died that day, leaving his family in poverty, what a retard.