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but I sure am glad Hiram got that 2up seat so I can throw on a pink thong and ride tandem, oh how I love his new machine, it sure is so much more awesome than mine, I'm really lucky to have super awesome friends like Hiram

well, i guess it's time for me to make a nice pot of chamomile tea and watch my collectors edition DVD of Fried Green Tomatos

actaully atvs aren't really my thing either, neither is being outdoors. I'm really scared of the outdoors... that's why I own the largest handgun known to man... well that and to make myself feel good about the other areas I lack in. Did i mention I'm scared of the rain too???

Great... now I'll have to tell my better half not to worry if there's someone out skulking around the yard after dark and come up with some sort of ID for Hiram so when the cops catch him he can prove where he lives!!

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Great... now I'll have to tell my better half not to worry if there's someone out skulking around the yard after dark and come up with some sort of ID for Hiram so when the cops catch him he can prove where he lives!!

haha, I mock the day the cops think they can catch me!!!

huh... oh... wait, there's a knock at the door and I see a bunch of blue lights...

(Don't worry, I won't wander around the backyard too much, at most you'll just hear the polaris idling so I can warm myself on the engine heat...)