In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazo... Read more

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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
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Jesus' Dad's Name
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's
name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verg... Read more

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some... Read more

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently. You d... Read more

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their housekeeping duties.
The first man had married a woman from Maryland and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to d... Read more

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a
rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
After ... Read more

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care..
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs
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3. My mind ... Read more

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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5... Read more