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Russian man stages own death in proposal to girlfriend

Let’s just say, for argument’s sake, your boyfriend faked his own bloody death minutes before popping The Big Question

Ok ladies, here’s one for you.

Let’s just say, for argument’s sake, your boyfriend faked his own bloody death minutes before popping The Big Question -- you know the one, the “will you marry me?” question.

There you are, standing before a gruesome scene, gazing through tear-filled eyes at your boyfriend covered in fake blood and gore. He’s on one knee. He’s asking you to marry him, to spend the rest of your life with him? You slowly open your mouth, and you say ....

... What?

What do you say to that? Yes? No? Go to that red-hot place where jerks like you writhe in pain for all eternity?

Seems a little hard to wrap your mind around, yeah? Who would do that?

When Kolokov arrived at the pre-arranged location, she found her boyfriend lying among the wreckage. Naturally, she burst into uncontrollable sobs, wailing and carrying on as any loving, doting girlfriend should upon finding her boyfriend dead.

But wait, what’s this? He’s not dead? He’s standing in front of her with his head wrapped in gauze, asking for her hand in marriage? With flowers no less.

After some convincing, she stopped crying and even regained her sense of humor and said...? Yes!

“I was so cross I almost killed him again, but for real this time,” she said, according to Orange News.

Bykov explained he wanted Kolokov to realize how empty her life would be without him.

“I think it worked, but I promise it’s the last time,” he said.

Yes, Mr. Bykov, I dare say you probably shouldn’t try that again. Unless you want "until death do us part” to be sooner rather than later...

But what do I know about romancing Russian women? Apparently nothing because the couple was married last week, according to Orange News.

So best wishes, you crazy kids. I mean, what’s true love without laughter and a touch of insanity, right?

Can’t wait to see how she tells him she’s pregnant...

What do you think about this proposal? Funny or freaky? What's the craziest proposal you've heard? Leave a comment below, or take the POLL.