A goldmine of terrible naming ideas

It's terrifying and hilarious. My favorite comment is by the woman who says she wants to name her son Aiden and wants his middle name to rhyme, but can't think of anything!

I hope most of these are jokes, but I'm afraid they aren't. Anyhow, the whole thread is making me feel MUCH more open-minded about some of my fellow berry name suggestions. Too much of the baby center thread and pretty much any name that isn't dead awful starts to sound pretty good.

Mel'asia Immunique -- like I'm Unique so she's unique but not different the mom saysSy'rai Necole -- pronounce si-rye and some one says Are you kidding?Diogenes -- my son likes correcting people the mom says
SkaidriteGenessis
"My daughters are Naeveh and Noone"
Nahvee
Awnystee -- this sounds like "Aw nasty"Angelique-JacquelineSue-EllenLynn
Adorey JreemAyden with a middle that rhymes

Thank you for the laugh. I'm almost in tears over Immunique "like I'm unique"

I just feel really bad when I remember that all of these children out there will grow up to be adults walking around with vegetable soup names, walking into job interviews and having to introduce herself as Awnystee (Nysty for short??). Or why she has to have three scantron sheets on her SATs to fit Angelique-JacquelineSue-EllenLynn. I hope the majority of these are fake.

Oh no, I just got to Elocin!!!! Nicole backwards!!!!! I'm just going to start introducing myself as Enilorac at the supermarket, and these are my friends Yelhsa, Einahpets, and Ailatan....DYING!