It's nearly Sunday afternoon, so I'm about to DESTROY a pastrami sandwich, which I've been thinking about since yesterday. I may or may not have dreamed about it. (I may.) That's a totally reasonable thing for me, a "blogger" sitting in front of his laptop during the weekend, to do, and no one would call me a fat slob for doing so; it's a part of WHO. I. AM. But if famous person Jennifer Lawrence were to eat the sandwich, she'd be a fat monster because people are awful, and some even think she's "obese." Including Lawrence herself.

When The Hunger Games was released in March, several critics had an issue with star Jennifer Lawrence: they thought she didn’t look quite hungry enough.

The craziest thing of all: None of this is shocking to Lawrence herself. “In Hollywood, I’m obese,” the Oscar nominee says in Elle magazine’s December issue. “I’m considered a fat actress. I’m Val Kilmer in that one picture on the beach.” (Via)

Jennifer Lawrence is awesome for mentioning that photo. She seems like the kind of person who anonymously responds to comments with GIFs and reads Reddit (and UPROXX?!), not someone to pick up on a meme seven months later. (Katherine Heigl has just heard about this "condom style" thing.) Anyway, J-Law, you're not obese, and anyone who thinks so is dumb, as proven by these GIFs featuring the gorgeous Hunger Games star.

Umm guys, *she* doesn’t think she’s obese, she’s saying that by Hollywood standards she’s considered obese in comparison to other actresses of her age and box office power. At no point did she ever say that she herself considers herself to be fat, overweight, big boned, or even obese. I really expected much better reading comprehension from the people at Uproxx.