Also, we do not tolerate sexual activity in the house, regardless of sexual orientation, so there can't be a double standard with Robbie.

Good luck with that. We all know teenagers are more apt to listen to logic than their own biology when it comes down to it, so don't tell them about protection, or tell them when things are appropriate. Also, you wife probably hates you, since, well, no double standards, right?

czetie:Is there some unofficial Internet contest to see who get the most elaborate fake letter past Prudence? And am I the last person to know this.

I think so, few weeks ago I read in the local paper (that thing they sell that comes from a box that you put quarters in?) Newspaper thats it, anyhow one of the "Dear Prudence" was some mom who found "beads" after her son went off to college, she's horrified of the fact her son is gay blah blah.I got a kick out of reading it, I honestly think some of it might be real, but reality is most of this crap has to be fake.

/on a funny note, mom was shiatting bricks at the fact her son was gay, she didn't even bother asking him - she just went off the handle about how she raised him blah blah, I guess he's a closet homo or something

BizarreMan:Oh yea, dad apparently forgot the number one rule of walking around the house when you have teenagers. Make a lot of noise as you go so they can hear you coming.

I remember eluding my stepfather who was old, slow, and noisy in a circular series of rooms so that he never saw nor heard me like a little ninja. "huh...guess he's not here. I guess I'll just yell at the clouds". Good times.

Could it be that Rebekah knows that Robbie is gay, and Jason is his boyfriend and is helping her brother out by pretending to be interested in Jason?

This, AND Jason is banging the sister too. Guaranteed. Hell, he should just pop in to mom & dad's room with a hard-on and a smile and nail both of them. Add some spice to their obviously passionless marriage.

Is it just getting to be a meme that these letter writers are fake? Seriously, you hang out on this site, you ought to know all the weird shiat that goes on everywhere. I wouldn't be even the slightest bit shocked at any of this happening for real. Seriously, "gay guy is shtupping a guy his sister knows and parents don't know what to do"? That's pretty mundane, all things considered.

Rhino_man:The only problem I see is that the son is sleeping with someone who's in a relationship.

Yes, if the sister knows what's really go on between her brother and her "boyfriend" and is just playing along with it, that's one thing. If they're pulling the wool over her eyes, then you have a totally different issue to worry about.

pdieten:Is it just getting to be a meme that these letter writers are fake? Seriously, you hang out on this site, you ought to know all the weird shiat that goes on everywhere. I wouldn't be even the slightest bit shocked at any of this happening for real. Seriously, "gay guy is shtupping a guy his sister knows and parents don't know what to do"? That's pretty mundane, all things considered.

pdieten:Is it just getting to be a meme that these letter writers are fake? Seriously, you hang out on this site, you ought to know all the weird shiat that goes on everywhere. I wouldn't be even the slightest bit shocked at any of this happening for real. Seriously, "gay guy is shtupping a guy his sister knows and parents don't know what to do"? That's pretty mundane, all things considered.

This.

Seriously, what on Earth is even strange about this?

If it was: "my daughter has a crush on a guy in her class, but I've discovered he's infatuated with her older sister" it would be tame enough for "Dear Abby."

pdieten:Is it just getting to be a meme that these letter writers are fake? Seriously, you hang out on this site, you ought to know all the weird shiat that goes on everywhere. I wouldn't be even the slightest bit shocked at any of this happening for real. Seriously, "gay guy is shtupping a guy his sister knows and parents don't know what to do"? That's pretty mundane, all things considered.

I had that thought too. My troll-dar pinged after I read it. I got a feel of something really internalized while I was reading it and I wasn't sure if I was getting a false reading or not.

pdieten:Is it just getting to be a meme that these letter writers are fake? Seriously, you hang out on this site, you ought to know all the weird shiat that goes on everywhere. I wouldn't be even the slightest bit shocked at any of this happening for real. Seriously, "gay guy is shtupping a guy his sister knows and parents don't know what to do"? That's pretty mundane, all things considered.

This. There are many sincerely confused individuals like the author or this letter.