For decades, the Lifetime Movie Network has offered women a safe place to watch Hollywood's biggest stars slum around in B-rate schlock. But what would happen if Lifetime Movie Network decided to make a series of films based on classic video games? Find out now as the women's network advertises Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon!

"When Link is away, Princess Zelda will play. On her own for the first time, the Princess laughs in the face of danger and is introduced to some of Hyrule's most eccentric characters. From the producers of Drop Dead Diva, comes a story full of magic, cooking, gossip, antiquing, makeovers, fine dining, love and shopping, shopping, shopping! If only Link knew the trouble Zelda was getting into. Find out what happens in Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, only on the Lifetime Movie Network!"