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Bad drivers taking out BW staffers' cars

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We've noticed a disturbing trend here at BW: Not one, not
two, but three staffers' cars have been taken out by hit and run (or
try-to-run in some cases) drivers as the cars were innocently parked.
The first was in the middle of the day. The car's owner emerged from
inside the office, to find the side of her car had been smashed. Not
long after, another staffer awoke to discover that not one, but two of
her cars had been badly damaged after a drunk driver careened into one
of them, pushing it into the other. The driver in this case made it as
far as the neighbor's lawn before crashing one more time. Finally, a
third staffer was awoken by the sound of crashing metal when a drunk
driver hit her parked car so hard, it pushed it up and over a curb.
But, with chunks of the damaged car still imbedded in the other
driver's tire, that driver wasn't hard to track down. We're trying not
to take it personally, but please, call a cab.