(Wasn't me, I jaust noticed after checking the oekaki. I don't know why I do though. No one goes there anymore.)

DarthAve

07-14-2006, 02:55 AM

OMG!! THE PSYCHOTERRORIST STRIKE AGAIN!!

Mashi, hold me.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-14-2006, 02:58 AM

I can't help laughing anytime someone gets hacked.

Samnmax221

07-14-2006, 02:59 AM

Those Turks are really taking a big step down, specially after Microsoft France.

DarthAve

07-14-2006, 03:29 AM

This is the second time this has happened to a member of the LFRD. First, Mashi's dad, now cheez. Let's pray my xanga is safe and nobody guesses my password.

itchythesamurai

07-14-2006, 05:07 AM

No! Xanga is sacred ground! Surely the Turks will respect this and not sully divine territory!

KingCheez

07-14-2006, 06:38 AM

I've known this for a while... uh, actually this one is new, the last one was some just black screen that said 'owned,' first one was a hacking done by a MEDICAL COMPANY (but didn't that look sexy on their records), so uh, the CGI main page is just, you know, hack grounds.

KingCheez

07-14-2006, 06:39 AM

I can't help laughing anytime someone gets hacked.

Linksys is my fault.

Forgive me, anonymous.

Zetz Darke

07-14-2006, 09:49 AM

Behold!

http://cgi.cheezwhizwarriors.com/

(Wasn't me, I jaust noticed after checking the oekaki. I don't know why I do though. No one goes there anymore.)

You have to wonder what kind of sad pathetic lives these people live.

KingCheez

07-14-2006, 06:10 PM

They're 1337 HAXORZ, Zetz. They're at least 100 pounds overweight, and their asses have fused with their chairs.

Samnmax221

07-14-2006, 06:11 PM

Don't talk about my hero's like that

KingCheez

07-14-2006, 06:17 PM

None of them is an hero, so stop talking about them like they are.

Samnmax221

07-14-2006, 07:22 PM

I'll idolize whoever I want

KingCheez

07-14-2006, 07:27 PM

Well you better start ordering 3 pizzas and a case of Bawls every day and hot glue yourself to your chair. You gotta be ready to become a 1337 HAXOR.

Mashi An'krekku

07-14-2006, 10:25 PM

Wow. This brings back haunting memories of when I posted in every forum I go to about the time my dad got hacked.
And you were the only guys who noticed. xD Afterwards, everyone was all "WTF are you talking about?"

I have to agree with Kar on the "hackers aren't an hero" thing. They waste their valuble time to make other people's lives slightly annoying. Or miserable if they're technologically retarded. Savvy? :/

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 12:08 AM

I have to agree with Kar on the "hackers aren't an hero" thing. They waste their valuble time to make other people's lives slightly annoying. Or miserable if they're technologically retarded. Savvy? :/
Even though you said your dad thought it was hilarious and saved screencaps. :xp:

Zetz Darke

07-15-2006, 12:31 AM

God, people like that annoy me. Right along with the people who like to make viruses and attack people with them.

Haha! Your computer runs slower now and it's making a funny noise! These people need lives...and girlfriends.

I have to agree with Kar on the "hackers aren't an hero" thing. They waste their valuble time to make other people's lives slightly annoying. Or miserable if they're technologically retarded. Savvy? :/
You horny 8th graders is teh funniest

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 12:34 AM

Well you better start ordering 3 pizzas and a case of Bawls every day and hot glue yourself to your chair. You gotta be ready to become a 1337 HAXOR.My h4x box is next to my couch so as to avoid ass fusion with my chair.

Grammar and emoticons are two totally different things. Why don't you try conducting research before you try and argue with me?

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 01:14 AM

Grammar and emoticons are two totally different things. Why don't you try conducting research before you try and argue with me?Don't be hatin' on me because you made a mistake grammar Nazi.

It hurts my feelings, which I express by using **** emoticons like this: ;_;

Smon

07-15-2006, 01:16 AM

Don't be hatin' on me because you made a mistake grammar Nazi.
Actually that is my territory!

*flies in*

Corndogs is are also good, of course I'll tell you from expeirience eating one and then running 5 miles is no good.
VOCABULOR AWAY!

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 01:18 AM

I is gonna bad spell if me want to

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 01:18 AM

I think you're the one who's hatin'. Unfortunatly for you, there are people who have a TYPING STYLE. It's like a regular style, but with typing.

BUT HOW ABOUT WE GET BACK ON TOPIC?! BECAUSE TOPICS ARE OUR FRIENDS! *twitch*

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 01:22 AM

I think you're the one who's hatin'. Unfortunatly for you, there are people who have a TYPING STYLE. It's like a regular style, but with typing.

BUT HOW ABOUT WE GET BACK ON TOPIC?! BECAUSE TOPICS ARE OUR FRIENDS! *twitch*If topics are your friends then you've fallen in with a bad crowd.

Oh yeah, grammar haet "TYPING STYLE".

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 01:23 AM

If topics are your friends then you've fallen in with a bad crowd.

Oh yeah, grammar haet "TYPING STYLE".

Okay, before it was off, but now it is SO VERY ON.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 01:25 AM

Okay, before it was off, but now it is SO VERY ON.AWWWWWW SHI-

Smon

07-15-2006, 01:26 AM

VERY WELL! You have initiated Sentou! Choose your weapons!

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 01:28 AM

Okay, before it was off, but now it is SO VERY ON.

Why are you in heat?
Hey get off my leg!

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 01:29 AM

VERY WELL! You have initiated Sentou! Choose your weapons!...the best one you've got?

Why are you in heat?
Hey get off my leg!You ain't gon' make sweet luurve down by the fire?

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 01:32 AM

Not if I can help it

KingCheez

07-15-2006, 01:32 AM

jmac, just go become an hero, i thought you were a /b/tard but you're NOT

Smon

07-15-2006, 01:35 AM

...the best one you've got?
Everyone picks the Gun-Saber! It's a light saber with guns on it that shoot more light sabers out, it looks totally wicked awesome.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 01:37 AM

Don't Vocabu wahtever me

KingCheez

07-15-2006, 01:38 AM

SAMNMAX WHY CAN'T I BAN YOU

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 01:40 AM

jmac, just go become an hero, i thought you were a /b/tard but you're NOTYou're the one who claims to have started that faggy linksys ****. I had to put up with *******s spamming /b/ with screenshots and transcripts of how they asked some Filipino slave laborer/tech support rep "how do i shot web?"

KingCheez

07-15-2006, 01:42 AM

You're the one who claims to have started that faggy linksys ****. I had to put up with *******s spamming /b/ with screenshots and transcripts of how they asked some Filipino slave laborer/tech support rep "how do i shot web?"

I was Rex enough. I just wanted to make people laugh and then they start beating down on Rex.

Besides, 'how do i shot web' is friggin hilarious.

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 01:43 AM

If we stayed on topic, this wouldn't be retarded! *cry*

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 01:44 AM

I was Rex enough. I just wanted to make people laugh and then they start beating down on Rex.

Besides, 'how do i shot web' is friggin hilarious.When you see it dozens of time in the same damn unoriginal context it's not. By the way, "Rex enough" implies that you're willing to be paid sub-standard wages in a ****hole of a country so you can feed the 75 kids your wife's **** out since she was 8.

...
Now the question is: should I become a lesbian right now?
Yes. Then video tape it. And send it to me. What am I doing here?

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:26 AM

Yes. Then video tape it. And send it to me. What am I doing here?Well if it isn't the gay stalker.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 02:26 AM

But I like teh "Animal Farm"

milo

07-15-2006, 02:27 AM

Well if it isn't the gay stalker.
In the flesh.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:29 AM

But I like teh "Animal Farm"The CIA produced the movie version of that.

Okay, you do that!
Can we have a lock, now?Some people are never happy... I give you a topic, but no, that's not good enough for you, is it?

;_;

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 02:30 AM

If this wasn't the internet, I'd kill the lot of you.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:31 AM

If this wasn't the internet, I'd kill the lot of you.You and I both know that you love me.

milo

07-15-2006, 02:32 AM

I'd kill us too.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:32 AM

LOL, Cheez, you crack me up! But seriously, why all the hatin'? I mean, c'mon Jmac, for someone that's trying to act cool you sure don't seem to realize how retarted (NO! not retarded, retarted, that's how unintelligle this is becoming) it is to fight online and try to upkeep it's existance. You're basically attacking everyone here and actually fighting to keep this argument alive. And Smon's comment was more meant as a joke than a threat as he didn't challenge you, he was a spectator. So don't hate! Especially people who hadn't done anything until you made them act!

Everyone else, you're my friends but please, let's just stop this right now and not encourage him. Better yet, why don't we make this thread semi-intelligent by making peace? That's what I'd do. So here it is: Jmac, I forgive you (You never said anything to me, but your attitude really put me off and made me hate you), but don't act like such a jerk from now on. Flaming from this point, or more specifically, flaming this post just proves my previous opinion right, and will end in something bad...like Vocabu-pwning! And everyone else, just put this all behind you for the love of Tim's next game!!!

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 02:33 AM

If this wasn't the internet, I'd kill the lot of you.
That's why I'm a gun owner

The CIA produced the movie version of that.
Never saw the movie, pretty sure that one was a cartoon.

milo

07-15-2006, 02:34 AM

@That one chick I forgot her name but she hates jmac
He's gonna make you pay for that one biotch. :p I kid, I kid. no really, he will though

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:35 AM

LOL, Cheez, you crack me up! But seriously, why all the hatin'? I mean, c'mon Jmac, for someone that's trying to act cool you sure don't seem to realize how retarted (NO! not retarded, retarted, that's how unintelligle this is becoming) it is to fight online and try to upkeep it's existance. You're basically attacking everyone here and actually fighting to keep this argument alive. And Smon's comment was more meant as a joke than a threat as he didn't challenge you, he was a spectator. So don't hate! Especially people who hadn't done anything until you made them act!

Everyone else, you're my friends but please, let's just stop this right now and not encourage him. Better yet, why don't we make this thread semi-intelligent by making peace? That's what I'd do. So here it is: Jmac, I forgive you (You never said anything to me, but your attitude really put me off and made me hate you), but don't act like such a jerk from now on. Flaming from this point, or more specifically, flaming this post just proves my previous opinion right, and will end in something bad...like Vocabu-pwning! And everyone else, just put this all behind you for the love of Tim's next game!!!tl;dr

I'd kill us too.Cheer up, emo kid!

milo

07-15-2006, 02:35 AM

tl;dr

Cheer up, emo kid!
Take it back.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:35 AM

Who? Me? I'm the nice one!? Better not be me ... I'd get pissed.

milo

07-15-2006, 02:36 AM

Who? Me? I'm the nice one!? Better not be me ... I'd get pissed.
Who are you talking to?

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 02:37 AM

LOL, Cheez, you crack me up! But seriously, why all the hatin'? I mean, c'mon Jmac, for someone that's trying to act cool you sure don't seem to realize how retarted (NO! not retarded, retarted, that's how unintelligle this is becoming) it is to fight online and try to upkeep it's existance. You're basically attacking everyone here and actually fighting to keep this argument alive. And Smon's comment was more meant as a joke than a threat as he didn't challenge you, he was a spectator. So don't hate! Especially people who hadn't done anything until you made them act!

Everyone else, you're my friends but please, let's just stop this right now and not encourage him. Better yet, why don't we make this thread semi-intelligent by making peace? That's what I'd do. So here it is: Jmac, I forgive you (You never said anything to me, but your attitude really put me off and made me hate you), but don't act like such a jerk from now on. Flaming from this point, or more specifically, flaming this post just proves my previous opinion right, and will end in something bad...like Vocabu-pwning! And everyone else, just put this all behind you for the love of Tim's next game!!!

THAT IS SO ****ING TRUE.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:38 AM

@That one chick I forgot her name but she hates jmac
He's gonna make you pay for that one biotch. :p I kid, I kid. no really, he will thoughShe loves me. She just doesn't know it yet.

milo

07-15-2006, 02:40 AM

She loves me. She just doesn't know it yet.
They're all like that.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 02:41 AM

She loves me. She just doesn't know it yet.
Watch it, there was this one broad this one time this one place and then she threatened to kill me, and turned into an Emo kid, and her looks went to ****, and then she scratched the **** out of my arm when I ignored her.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:42 AM

Watch it, there was this one broad this one time this one place and then she threatened to kill me, and turned into an Emo kid, and her looks went to ****, and then she scratched the **** out of my arm when I ignored her.Catgirls are ****ing hawt.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:43 AM

Wow...consider this thread a trainwreck from which there is no escape. Words and realities twist unto the passengers, their failed attempts at freedom fueling the stupidity and hilarity that is this thread.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:44 AM

Wow...consider this thread a trainwreck from which there is no escape. Words and realities twist unto the passengers, their failed attempts at freedom fueling the stupidity and hilarity that is this thread.What can I say? I'm a funny-ass mother****er.

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 02:44 AM

Can I be the beatnik who plays the bongos while you say that? Because that was deep.

Dammit, I post too slow.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:46 AM

I'm sorry, but that was not a compliment, and as I guess you didn't understand the post, it is everyone's contributions that make up this entity of Doom and admitted Hilarity. If it weren't for them, you would not have gotten so far. *Works on Anti-Tim RPG*

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:46 AM

Can I be the beatnik who plays the bongos while you say that? Because that was deep.

Dammit, I post too slow.Fo' sho'.

Also, I have an 16 Mbit connection, I can post fast as hell.

I'm sorry, but that was not a compliment, and as I guess you didn't understand the post, it is everyone's contributions that make up this entity of Doom and admitted Hilarity. If it weren't for them, you would not have gotten so far. *Works on Anti-Tim RPG*Don't deny your love for me. When you keep your emotions inside they'll eventually overflow at an inopportune time. You wouldn't want to be at a job interview and then suddenly smother the guy interviewing you in kisses that were meant for me.

***Edit***
And yeah, I censored myself on that last part, I know you want to do more "exotic" things to me.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 02:47 AM

Wow...consider this thread a trainwreck from which there is no escape. Words and realities twist unto the passengers, their failed attempts at freedom fueling the stupidity and hilarity that is this thread.
My opinion of censorship can't be summed up with a million poop words

Catgirls are ****ing hawt.
You seem to be missing the point, she'd gone Emo and she didn't look real good anymore.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 02:48 AM

why is everyome coming here? Is RD the new hotspot?

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:49 AM

*sigh*, I tried to bring peace. Oh well, I'll settle for this.

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 02:50 AM

I don't know, Ave. But this topic is getting ridiculous and retarded and retardidiculous.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:50 AM

I have to stop being the good one.

milo

07-15-2006, 02:51 AM

I'm not sure why I came.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 02:51 AM

*sigh*, I tried to bring peace. Oh well, I'll settle for this.
What can I say, I was born free!

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 02:52 AM

My opinion of censorship can't be summed up with a million poop words

You seem to be missing the point, she'd gone Emo and she didn't look real good anymore.I forgot my Ritalin this morning, my mind went from scratches to cats to catgirls.

I'm not sure why I came.You're part of my posse.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 02:53 AM

I don't know, Ave. But this topic is getting ridiculous and retarded and retardidiculous.
RD is the new Jedi Knight board! Huzza!

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:53 AM

Pwnage! Pwnage! Pwnage! What was all that nonsense? All the stupidity that has spewed from your fingers directing themselves back unto you!

Pwnage! Pwnage! Pwnage! What was all that nonsense? All the stupidity that has spewed from your fingers directing themselves back unto you!
Equality 7-2521, now finding the Unspeakable Word, asserts, “My happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end.

milo

07-15-2006, 02:56 AM

WTF r u talkin bout?
I don't know, when did she say that?

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:57 AM

Dont worry Sam, unlike certain people, i can always forgive you. I tried with the otherone, but it seems that logic isn't part of his brain-functions.

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 02:57 AM

*bongo playage*

milo

07-15-2006, 02:58 AM

Dont worry Sam, unlike certain people, i can always forgive you. I tried with the otherone, but it seems that logic isn't part of his brain-functions.
What about me? Am I forgiven?

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 02:58 AM

And you too Milo.

milo

07-15-2006, 02:59 AM

Thank god. I thought you hated me forever for a moment there.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:00 AM

Never, all the sane and intelligent people are part of my posse.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:01 AM

how could anyone hate you Milo? I don't know, probably the avatar. Everyone trust Steve Carrell.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:01 AM

Dont worry Sam, unlike certain people, i can always forgive you. I tried with the otherone, but it seems that logic isn't part of his brain-functions."Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."

-Brendan Gill

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:01 AM

Oh Mashi, noticed the new avvie! Sweet.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:03 AM

For the record Jmac, I have a little thing called STANDARDS. God, I tried apologizing and forgiving for nothing that I'd done wrong, but look at this ...

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:04 AM

Only the k00l kids double post, I see.

For the record Jmac, I have a little thing called STANDARDS. God, I tried apologizing and forgiving for nothing that I'd done wrong, but look at this ...<3 u

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 03:06 AM

Oh Mashi, noticed the new avvie! Sweet.

Hooray for Elly!

milo

07-15-2006, 03:06 AM

He <3's you. See? He's not so bad.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:07 AM

This is really super off topic, even for the off topic dance party.

I clearly need to take someone to the Seven Seas of Rhye. Mashi, Elly does rock.

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 03:08 AM

It's not love. It's LUST! RUN!

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:09 AM

Oh God, I think that this thread is threatening my sanity, you make me laugh for all the wrong reasons. Your attempts at wit, Jmac, fall flat with little inspiration or originality behind them. And BTY, I'd like to see where your posse is.

</3 , it never was and never will.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:09 AM

The Sacred word is EGO

milo

07-15-2006, 03:09 AM

Lust, love, both end in sex.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:10 AM

It's not love. It's LUST! RUN!You lesbians are all the same. This is a deep, caring love, of the kind I've never felt before.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:11 AM

Won't be the first time there was a hookup in the LFRD, Milo.

Purple Squid/G-man was the OTP way back when. Oh, and DarthAve/Elton.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:11 AM

This all makes me feel very warm inside, I'm gonna go propose to a hooker

This all makes me feel very warm inside, I'm gonna go propose to a hooker
DO IT.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:13 AM

w00t, Elton was so meant for you, Darth!
AUGH! ENOUGH!

It's Darth_Ave/Feared Falcon now, my friend.

milo

07-15-2006, 03:14 AM

You lesbians are all the same. This is a deep, caring love, of the kind I've never felt before.
Read: I'm a virgin, I've never seen a vagina in real life, I need to get laid.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:16 AM

Oh no, I've been LF pwned!

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:18 AM

Read: I'm a virgin, I've never seen a vagina in real life, I need to get laid.You should get a nice car then.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:18 AM

Yes, I'm good at pwning. You should see what I've done to zelda. but the only one who can pwn me...vocabulor. For I am spelling impaired.

milo

07-15-2006, 03:19 AM

@jmac
I meant you smartass.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:20 AM

You should get a nice car then.
Like 98' Explorer with mattres in back?

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:22 AM

Haha, i remember all the Zelda pwnage. he's all like, '....', and you're all like, 'pwnag-to-da-mX!'

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 03:23 AM

Read: I'm a virgin, I've never seen a vagina in real life, I need to get laid.

Milo's the king of burn! Here's your crown and scepter.
...
Now I have this bad urge to burst into song. Preferably They Might Be Giants.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:24 AM

Yeah, also Feared Falcon can pwn me, but in an entirely different way ~wink~

Everything I say is so weird, cause with my avatar, it's like Hannibal Lector is saying it.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:24 AM

@jmac
I meant you smartass.Yeah, the usual defense mechanism for people jealous of my intellect is "you'll never get laid".

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:27 AM

My inability to pick up on some hints is so ****ing sad
Her:What do you meen you didn't know, I ****ing wrote it on your arm?!?!?
Me:and I said that if you touch me with that pen again I'd SMACKAHO.

milo

07-15-2006, 03:28 AM

Yeah, the usual defense mechanism for people jealous of my intellect is "you'll never get laid".
Nah, I'm not dumb. You'll get to f*** your ultra-hot trophy wife all you want someday. The smart people always have it good later in life.
Milo's the king of burn! Here's your crown and scepter.
Yay.

edit: is it just me, or did the forums just change slightly?

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:30 AM

Nah, I'm not dumb. You'll get to f*** your ultra-hot trophy wife all you want someday. The smart people always have it good later in life.I got to **** that Puerto Rican chick a few weeks ago too.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:30 AM

The smart people always have it good later in life.
Not really, bitches don't like it when you get adament about your brain.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:31 AM

Go Milo, you're my hizzome skizzilet biscizzit, so here's somethin' pimpin'. I have no imagination, so just imagine something cool.

milo

07-15-2006, 03:31 AM

Not really, bitches don't like it when you get adament about your brain.
If you have enough money, bitches could care less. Money fixes everything.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:32 AM

can we stop talking about f***ing, please? This normally a clean board(until I came around, HAY-OH!) and I really don't personally wanna hear about anyone's sex life.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:32 AM

Go Milo, you're my hizzome skizzilet biscizzit, so here's somethin' pimpin'. I have no imagination, so just imagine something cool.I see milo's been keepin' his Pimp Hand strong.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:33 AM

I got to **** that Puerto Rican chick a few weeks ago too.

That is just sad, you've hit a new low. And no one pwns my hizzomy!

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:33 AM

I won't touch anything that isn't above 135 IQ, and no extreme cases of extroversion.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:34 AM

can we stop talking about f***ing, please? This normally a clean board(until I came around, HAY-OH!) and I really don't personally wanna hear about anyone's sex life.You'll care about thses things when you get older. It's called puberty and it's when your body starts to change.

That is just sad, you've hit a new low. And no one pwns my hizzomy!What, you have something against Puerto Ricans?

milo

07-15-2006, 03:35 AM

Go Milo, you're my hizzome skizzilet biscizzit, so here's somethin' pimpin'. I have no imagination, so just imagine something cool.
Damn, the ladies all love me.
I see milo's been keepin' his Pimp Hand strong.
I use it a lot.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:35 AM

Oh, Jmac, I'd like to see you try to tell me what to do. I've been known to draw blood with my nails on several occasions, not to mentions that my fists of fury hurt like a mutha.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:35 AM

Damn, the ladies all love me.

I use it a lot.You must be thinking of another hand...

Mashi An'krekku

07-15-2006, 03:36 AM

So...how do we report an entire topic?

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:37 AM

I wonder the same thing, Mashi. Quick, fetch Thrik and heve them arrest Jmac!

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:37 AM

So...how do we report an entire topic?You laughed. Don't deny it.

Oh, Jmac, I'd like to see you try to tell me what to do. I've been known to draw blood with my nails on several occasions, not to mentions that my fists of fury hurt like a mutha.Calm yourself grasshopper. Your e-violence is no match for me anyway. Because it can't do ****.

So...how do we report an entire topic?
I'll give you a donut if you don't.
You must be thinking of another hand...
Ouch. That hurt.

edit: @samnmax, it's my left.

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:40 AM

I dunno, send Thrik a PM or something.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:40 AM

You'll care about thses things when you get older. It's called puberty and it's when your body starts to change.
Oh, I know what you're talking about. I traded in a view of my feet for the biggest chest in school.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:41 AM

@Milo Why is your right arm bigger than your left arm?
@Mashi An'krekku Quit your whiningHe learned some special exercises at 4chan.

milo

07-15-2006, 03:45 AM

It's your fault.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:46 AM

He learned some special exercises at 4chan.
I'd go in there but my evilness needs no anominity.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 03:46 AM

I dunno, send Thrik a PM or something.It'd be best not to bother him about it. We're all just friends having a wonderful time on the intarwebz.

I'd go in there but my evilness needs no anominity.Are you an internet celebrity yet?

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:48 AM

I love you too

Are you an internet celebrity yet?
Maybe when I actuelly get around to publishing that Emo Documentary

Since this thread is so random anyway ...w00t, new avatar!That's the spirit!

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 03:54 AM

The name of this thread should be 'Stuff, Junk and all that Jazz'. It's broad enough to work. In retrospect, this thread has more rants than the official rant thread. But somewhere, out there, Cheez is hating me. Forgive me Cheez, and everyone else.

milo

07-15-2006, 03:55 AM

I love you too

Maybe when I actuelly get around to publishing that Emo Documentary
You should make a TV show. It'd be called Samnmax's "Emo Hunter". You could go around and beat up emo kids on TV. You could make millions.
Since this thread is so random anyway ...w00t, new avatar!

You should make a TV show. It'd be called Samnmax's "Emo Hunter". You could go around and beat up emo kids on TV. You could make millions.
I'd watch that. Even though I have many emo friends who listen to crappy AFI and P!ATD, when they should be listning ot real music, like Jimi Hendrix or Oasis.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 03:57 AM

Unfortunetly my Truck is locked down in the backyard untill I get a job.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 04:00 AM

The name of this thread should be 'Stuff, Junk and all that Jazz'. It's broad enough to work. In retrospect, this thread has more rants than the official rant thread. But somewhere, out there, Cheez is hating me. Forgive me Cheez, and everyone else.Name change + sticky plz.

I'd watch that. Even though I have many emo friends who listen to crappy AFI and P!ATD, when they should be listning ot real music, like Jimi Hendrix or Oasis.siik.org

milo

07-15-2006, 04:02 AM

siik.org
Word.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 04:04 AM

siik.org
WTF is that?

milo

07-15-2006, 04:06 AM

WTF is that?
Kewl muzak. And other junk.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 04:07 AM

Kewl muzak. And other junk.
I'l check it out later. I need sleep, and my iPod.

I must listen to "Dangerzone" when I drive, of course I pop in some Die Walkure when I'm in a run over small child mood.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 04:13 AM

3:10 AM EST
And Hannibal says thank you.

~passes out on floor~

milo

07-15-2006, 04:17 AM

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: jmac just had his first period. That is all.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 04:19 AM

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: jmac just had his first period. That is all.IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: milo just smoked his first crack rock. That is all.

milo

07-15-2006, 04:21 AM

Oops. Just a misunderstanding on my part. Never mind. Time for "crapflood".

KingCheez

07-15-2006, 05:01 AM

Hey jerks. I was gone. My room is infested. Spiders make me scream and cry like a little girl, just like heterosexuality does to jmac.

Just kidding, I don't know if he feels the same way towards me yet :<

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 05:21 AM

Hey jerks. I was gone. My room is infested. Spiders make me scream and cry like a little girl, just like heterosexuality does to jmac.

Just kidding, I don't know if he feels the same way towards me yet :<I'm on Girlspace right now. I can't talk to you.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 05:24 AM

Yah! and unless you're a girl or her abusive father you can't play

milo

07-15-2006, 05:40 AM

omg i think i luv gurlspace =)

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 05:43 AM

Aperantly there are soem products I ned to buy now

Smon

07-15-2006, 06:19 AM

*busts into thread with a battering ram while dressed as a police officer*

We got a call about 1776 in progress, a thread going so very off-topic that feminine hygiene products are involved, now who started this little fiasco?

milo

07-15-2006, 06:21 AM

Well, I just stayed up till three in the morning chatting on girlspace. Daayaamn.
Samnmax, did you come to teh party?

Edit: apparently smon missed the memo.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 06:25 AM

Yes but but I kep getting kicked, and a wonder comment made about Putting a beehive in my vaggy place got removed

milo

07-15-2006, 06:31 AM

You weren't the wrench guy, were you?

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 06:33 AM

Yah and the Tux guy

milo

07-15-2006, 06:37 AM

hehe, when I heard something about a blowtorch, I just knew it was you.

KingCheez

07-15-2006, 06:38 AM

o lawd.

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 06:39 AM

Daddy says I'm just like mother, he hits me cause he loves me.

fanficwriter

07-15-2006, 01:38 PM

Over last year's summer vacation, we came up with a phrase that's extremely funny because... well, because it is: shut up, emo kid. you'd never say it, but... we all cracked up.

Gruducuuz

07-15-2006, 02:35 PM

Over last year's summer vacation, we came up with a phrase that's extremely funny because... well, because it is: shut up, emo kid. you'd never say it, but... we all cracked up.

I'm not sure how this relates to the topic. But I shall post a responce.

Dude. There are much better phrases.

"That's right Fat you go cry."

Think of a situation where you could honestly say that to someone. This was actually said between a friend of mine and one of my cats.

milo

07-15-2006, 03:39 PM

Daddy says I'm just like mother, he hits me cause he loves me.
I actually had this great aristocrats joke, but I couldn't get it past the filter.

DarthAve

07-15-2006, 03:46 PM

I actually had this great aristocrats joke, but I couldn't get it past the filter.
Aristocrats? I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!

"Everybody wants to be a cat. Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at."

milo

07-15-2006, 03:51 PM

Aristocrats? I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!

"Everybody wants to be a cat. Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at."
No, not the Aristocats. Aristocrats.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-15-2006, 04:02 PM

Woah. This thing's still here?

milo

07-15-2006, 04:04 PM

Woah. This thing's still here?
yep. :^:

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 08:12 PM

Finally, this thread is dying a slow, painful death. And I smile. So, to bid this thread into the realm of death, I play a reggae remix of Ode to Joy. I called the xylophone.

*plays a reggae remix of 'Ode to Joy'*

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 09:41 PM

To tell the truth, I haven't slept at all, I've been up for 30 hours and I feel fine as long as I stay active.

milo

07-15-2006, 09:49 PM

Bloody hell, how do you do that? I caught 4 hours of sleep last night, then I slept some more during the day, and I still feel terrible.

Rock_California

07-15-2006, 09:52 PM

Poor thread...

Samnmax221

07-15-2006, 10:52 PM

Bloody hell, how do you do that? I caught 4 hours of sleep last night, then I slept some more during the day, and I still feel terrible.
No idea, normally i'd feel pretty ****ty right about now, and I'm sure I'll lapse into a deep sleep after my "Flying Circus" reruns are over. Unless of course I get sidetracked ( the P2 I run Redhat on **** all over itself and I couldn't fix it wiith my limited knowledge of Linux, so it's wipey time).

Miss_Mayhem

07-15-2006, 11:43 PM

*plays reggae remix of Ode to Joy a little louder.*

milo

07-16-2006, 12:13 AM

*plays reggae remix of Ode to Joy a little louder.*
*breaks xylophone*
This thread ain't over yet. Now go make me a sandwich.

@Samnmax, Almost two days without sleep, damn, you're going to crash hard. Ten bucks says you sleep for 16+ hours.

Edit: He's offline. Guess he went to bed.

itchythesamurai

07-16-2006, 12:33 AM

Man, I can't believe I missed out on Girlspace and all of this madness. I guess I'll just have to pretend to be a young woman on my own time then, yet again. Watch out Internet, here I come!

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-16-2006, 12:55 AM

Man, I can't believe I missed out on Girlspace and all of this madness. I guess I'll just have to pretend to be a young woman on my own time then, yet again. Watch out Internet, here I come!Ahem, abused young woman. Threre's a difference.

Zetz Darke

07-16-2006, 11:15 AM

To tell the truth, I haven't slept at all, I've been up for 30 hours and I feel fine as long as I stay active.

I used to do that all the time when I was younger. I remember sometimes I'd get only a half an hour in and be fine for the rest of the day and until three o' clock in the morning the next night. Unfortunately now if I only get five hours of sleep in I feel like crap...so I go to bed early like a nerd.

DarthAve

07-16-2006, 12:37 PM

THIS THREAD IS DYING OF OFF TOPIC NESS! We need to form an army to fight the PSYCHOTERRORIST!!! that hack the websites. Who's will be next?

NOBODY'S ON MY WATCH!!

KingCheez

07-16-2006, 06:19 PM

I hereby decree (lol decree) that this is the best topic ever.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-16-2006, 06:21 PM

I hereby decree (lol decree) that this is the best topic ever.Indeed.

Smon

07-16-2006, 06:21 PM

I hereby agree. (lol agree.)

DarthAve

07-16-2006, 07:23 PM

I also foresee (lol foresee) that this board will continue to be awesome.

Samnmax221

07-17-2006, 12:19 AM

@Samnmax, Almost two days without sleep, damn, you're going to crash hard. Ten bucks says you sleep for 16+ hours.
More like 14

KingCheez

07-17-2006, 12:32 AM

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE AWARD SHOW

HOSTED BY VERIZON.

MASHI: NO AWARDS

JMAC: THE AWARD

KINGCHEEZ: MORE LIKE A WHORE-D

SAMNMAX: THE SLEEPY AWARD

AVE: THE WHATEVER AWARD

MAYHEM: THE ANGRY AWARD!!11

JESUS: THE JESUS AWARD

GRUDUCUUZ: THE HARD TO SPELL NAME AWARD.

MILOJMILES: BELLY BUTTON LINT AWARD

ITCHY: BEST SIG AWARD

THANK YOU ALL, CONTINUE ON

Miss_Mayhem

07-17-2006, 12:36 AM

Wow ... not long ago lotsa you'se hated this thread. *Throws away xylophone*, Screw it! Lets let this thread live! *breaks out guitar and starts playing remixed version of Give A Little bit, formatted to relate to off-topic threads*

Mashi An'krekku

07-17-2006, 12:43 AM

I don't get the "Threatened To Become a Lesbian" award? You suck.

DarthAve

07-17-2006, 12:43 AM

AVE: THE WHATEVER AWARD
I would like to thank the acamedy....and my agent! and....god, and my mom and dad and, Vernon and milka for being a hoe. And AW SKREW IT. F*** YOU ALL!

Samnmax221

07-17-2006, 12:44 AM

Theres either something wrong with that server or that Forum is just not at all popular, nothing seems to have updated in 2 days.

Smon

07-17-2006, 01:02 AM

JESUS: THE JESUS AWARD

Glad someone finally figured it out... I accept this with pride.

Miss_Mayhem

07-17-2006, 01:13 AM

Gruducuuz, aside from your name being hard to spell, it also can't be shortened! Kingcheeze is Cheeze, Darth_Ave is Darth, Mashi An'krekku is Mashi, Jmac7142 is Jmac, Milojmiles is Milo, Zetz Dark is Zetz, I'm Mayhem. You ... could be Grud maybe? Should we call you that?

Samnmax221

07-17-2006, 01:15 AM

^Everybody forgets about me, you broke my life.
*Bang

Miss_Mayhem

07-17-2006, 01:28 AM

Everyone knows you're Sam, don't feel left out. Looking back on the thread, I was effin' st00pid! See, that's what happens when I watch a bad ep. of the Simpsons, it ruins my day. I was the peace-maker, and I won the Angry award. I dunno whether to thank or hate that episode of the Simpsons. So dissapointing. So ... peace time! Forgive my st00pidity and anger peoples! I'm nice now, you better ... or else ... *brandishes scissors and muahaha's*

NO! Clap! Clap and he can come back from the dead! I saw it on "A Very Necromancer Christmas"!

milo

07-17-2006, 01:39 AM

Goddamn it, look what you've done Mayhem. You f***ing killed him!

Smon

07-17-2006, 01:40 AM

CLAP YOU SONUVA BITCH! *pulls out glock* CLAP GODDAMNIT!

Samnmax221

07-17-2006, 01:43 AM

Ohno my head asploded

Smon

07-17-2006, 01:45 AM

Goddamnit you clapped too hard! Put him back together now!

milo

07-17-2006, 01:52 AM

Ohno my head asploded
:sbdance
Teehee.

DarthAve

07-17-2006, 02:19 AM

...wow. I'm going to upkeep my award!

whatever.

KingCheez

07-17-2006, 03:09 AM

It's CHEEZ!

It's CHEEZ!

Get it through yer ****in skulls, it's CHEEZ.

DarthAve

07-17-2006, 03:39 AM

Yeah, he doesn't play by the rules of grammer.

be a rebel Cheez, I'll be dar to the T to the H.

Samnmax221

07-17-2006, 04:58 AM

HMMMM
Have a job interview in 9 hours maybe I should sleep

itchythesamurai

07-17-2006, 05:56 AM

No way, Samnmax. That sleep-deprived paranoid edge will make you look like a team player. And I'm sorry that I beat you in the siggy awards, especially since I mainly used MS Paint because I'm on a geriatric laptop.

Det. Bart Lasiter

07-17-2006, 08:42 AM

It's CHEEZ!

It's CHEEZ!

Get it through yer ****in skulls, it's CHEEZ.k.

It doesn't have the same "ring" to it as KingCheez though.

Mashi An'krekku

07-17-2006, 03:34 PM

Even I knew that!

Miss_Mayhem

07-17-2006, 03:55 PM

Sorry bout the misspelling Cheez (See?). If it makes you feel better, i start writing bad much, i do already bad spell anyways.

KingCheez

07-17-2006, 04:22 PM

k.

It doesn't have the same "ring" to it as KingCheez though.

Yeah, but the point is, Cheez or KingCheez, there's no E on the end.

milo

07-17-2006, 10:57 PM

I think I'll just call you Cheezy.

Rock_California

07-17-2006, 11:03 PM

I think I'll just call you Cheezy.

Hmm...I cant tell if thats an insult to Cheez or you sincerely mean it.