In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, the Poison frontman and current Celebrity Apprentice finalist ’fessed up to what he was watching on television when his near-fatal brain hemorrhage happened last month.

“I was going back and forth from SportsCenter to ‘Busty Cops 3,’ ” the rocker admits. “Maybe that’s what did it!"

His attempt at a legitimate insult towards Bret is as misplaced as someone who starts clapping at a funeral. Grow up and wish the man well. Learn to respect others and say nothing if you have nothing better to say.