Sunday, April 25, 2010

New Facebook Status updates, 4/25/10

Eat to live, people:
____ is enjoying my usual breakfast: Eggs with a side of insanity.Facebook vs. Myspace:
____ Since Facebook came into my life I have completely neglected Myspace. This must be what parents feel like when they have a second child.Lazy weekends:
____ just had coffee. This concludes everything I planned for today/this weekend.Annoying people:
____ wishes there was a way to mark a person as spam.Problems:
____ 99 problems. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Coincidence? (Jerry Thomas)Just saying:
____ thinks that "This isn't what it looks like" almost ALWAYS means "This is exactly what it looks like."

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