Neil is absolutely obsessed with hand lasers. Most of his effort goes towards obtaining more, and he will rage if you try to take them. Most of the time though, he's sedate and lax, kind of just passing along in life. That is until either an opportunity for more hand lasers comes along, or someone takes his hand lasers.

Reason assigned to HMRC: Illegal possession of weapons, namely a room half-full of hand lasers. The Magister figured he shouldn't waste good kill, and plopped Neil in the HMRC.

Cause of Death: Crushed beneath the ruins of an office building before being swept down stream during the infamous China-9 Incident; his remains were later made into children's toys.