Now we’re talking. I’d befriend Vespa’s younger brother Gunter just to hear him occasionally mention passing stories about his older sister’s trips from bathroom to her room in the mornings before church wearing only a towel.

Mmmm…….. Vespa Hott, Your luscious melons & cleavite discreetly tucked away call to me and by call to me I mean I have a strong desire to go motor boating and I don’t mean the kind that Dark Sock is infamous for.

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Sexy Poochtickle Trina has that Mayan Eye of SSRI going on. Catch her on a good night and it can be no holds barred fun for a month or so then after that run for cover.

This is more like it. Sophia Vergara’s little sister cohabitting with an angry red tomato. She’s about the light that cheap polyester dress on fire with the cig she is hiding, but I’ll be there to slather her burns in monkey tonic.

Vespa: tiny, impractical ride that you tool around town on when your main ride is in the shop. Breaks down frequently, and when you eventually tire of the aggravation, you sell at a loss it to a continental Itot who thinks aggravation is charmingly old world. About right.

1:03 pm December, 20THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I agree on this one- I also imagine her slowly lifting her frock to reveal her perfect body- then burning my eye out with her cigarette because I saw staring too long.

1:24 pm December, 20hermit said...

I’d hotbox a carton of Viceroys® for the chance to pick up her discarded cigarette butt and insert it, filter first, into my hungry rectum.