Here’s a nice surprise: busty British hottie Alice Eve stuffedinto a nice tight dress forthe Criminal premiere in New York. And speaking of criminal, it’s been way too long since the last time we saw Alice andher talented funbags. I tried calling the cops about it a while back, but apparently not showing off your […]

Here are some photos of Alice Eve at a promotional event in London earlier this week. She looks very English country lady here, right' Except for the red lipstick. Anyway, I haven't really paid much attention to her since earlier this year, when she came out and made some really offensive and transphobic comments about then-Bruce Jenner. It was right after Jenner had done the big Diane Sawyer interview (and before Jenner came out as Caitlyn) and Alice decided to make a 'feminist' critique about Jenner 'playing at being a woman' and how Jenner will never understand what it's like to be a 'real woman' because something something wage inequality. The point that I made ' and I will still make any day of the week ' is that these issues are not either/or. You can be a passionate advocate for wage equality AND support transgender rights AND support Black Lives Matter, and on and on. Anyway, Alice Eve has said more words about wage equality and feminism.

‘It’s not sexist to use the term ‘actress’ for a woman,’ Alice tells me. ‘I’m a woman and I’m an actress and I’m proud of both.’

Eve, 33, supports Dame Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson’s fight for equality in the movie world, but she is concerned that men don’t end up suffering from the feminist crusade.

‘I’m passionate about gender equality in the film industry,’ says Eve, who was talking at the Embassy Gardens by Eco World-Ballymore art launch. ‘I think when anyone is asked if they’re a feminist, it’s natural that any woman is in defence of her sex. It can be dangerous when it becomes anti-male. I am not massively in support of attacking men, because I think we’ve moved so much into a place where we objectify them as well. For me, the struggle is really the pay gap ' that’s a reality that women in every profession are subjected to and that’s not OK.’

[From The Daily Mail]

Let's call this The New Meryl Streep Feminism, where your feminism is so tenuous that you can barely self-identify as a feminist, lest anyone think you hate men. This new brand of feminism is all about publicly declaring that you are not 'anti-male' or in favor of 'attacking men,' because it's 2015 and apparently we need to still say those things out loud. And apparently the feminist misandry has gotten so bad that poor, disenfranchised men are being objectified the same way as women! Won't anyone think about the poor men'

Here’s the bodaciously hot Alice Eve running some errands in West Hollywood the other day and showing off her bodacious booty in a pair of tight pants… nice! What’s not so nice though is that she looks kinda stubby. But she makes up for that shortcoming with said booty and with her drool-inducing looks and massive bosom. So it’s all good. Enjoy!

Here’s the bodaciously hot Alice Eve stepping out in NYC yesterday afternoon and dropping everyone’s jaw to the floor while doing so with one hell of a drool-inducing display of her bootylicious booty and her rollercoaster curves in one heck of a tight dress… damn girl! Alice Eve may be known for her looks and her ginormous bosom (both of which are still present here, yay!), but it’s her awesome booty that gets the spotlight today. And it’s freaking glorious. Enjoy the show!

Well, here's a late update on the Alice Eve situation. Earlier this week, Alice Eve went on an Instagram rant about Bruce Jenner's transition, hijacking the focus on transgender tolerance, acceptance and education to make an ill-worded and offensive 'feminist' diatribe about wage equality. I feel like there was some confusion about just what was so offensive, so let me tell you what offended me so much: ALL OF IT. Alice used wording like 'playing at being a 'woman'' to describe a transgender woman. She hijacked an important issue like it was a competition and 'wage equality' was MORE important. She behaved as if women or feminists were a monolithic group with a short attention span, like we can't fight for multiple issues and causes all at the same time. While Alice had to do a series of Instagram posts-and-deletes, she ended up leaving one Instagram with a message about 'exploring' gender identity, stopping short of actually apologizing for everything she said previously on her Instagram. But she did issue an apology at some point to Page Six:

Eve tells Page Six in a statement: 'I deeply apologize for offending anyone. I support equal rights and equal dignity for all. I have deep compassion and support for Bruce Jenner. My intention was not to offend. My intention was simply to express that, with the overdue and welcome acceptance of us all living on a gender spectrum, we must encourage equality for all.'

[From Page Six]

Pro-Tip: When apologizing for verbal diarrhea that had you excoriated in the press, don't phrase it with ''for offending anyone.' Just say: 'I'm really sorry. I used the wrong words. And I shouldn't have hijacked an important issue.' Simple, isn't it'

Pro-Tip: When apologizing for verbal diarrhea that had you excoriated in the press, don't try to restate the original argument you were making. Plus, no one even believes that Alice Eve's intention was to 'encourage equality for all.' Her original comments were about how she, as a biological female from birth, was categorically MORE oppressed than a transgender woman. Because it's a competition, apparently.

Pro Tip: If all of this really is a competition for who is the most oppressed among us, a wealthy, educated, heterosexual white woman in the first world is never going to win that competition.

Just think, it was less than five months ago that I was really, really worried that Alice Eve was banging Benedict Cumberbatch. And now here we are! Alice Even confirmed her engagement to her 'high school sweetheart' yesterday. I think that's an American way of saying it, 'high school sweetheart'. What do they say in Britain' 'Prep school chum' or something' Anyway, Alice met Alex Cowper-Smith when they were teenagers and they dated for a while, broke up, dated other people for years and then got back together last year. And now they're getting married.

The pair first dated as teenagers while attending the Westminster School in London.

Later, Eve dated poet Adam O’Riordan ' the pair met while both were college students at Oxford ' but they eventually split in 2012, according to U.K. reports.

Eve began her acting career in her native England and first gained fame among American audiences in the 2009 film Crossing Over, starring alongside Harrison Ford and Ashley Judd.

She has also appeared in She’s Out of My League, Entourage and Sex and the City 2 ' as Charlotte York’s intimidatingly sexy British nanny.

[From People]

She dated a 'poet''! Like, that was his career' Yikes. No disrespect to all of the professional poets out there (because of course you're reading Celebitchy!!), but 'dating a poet' is something that you can only really do in college. Beyond that, you need to stop dating poets. CoughAmberHeardCOUGH. Anyway, it's good to see that Alice didn't want to tie herself down long-term to a poet (although it sounds like they were together for like nine years). At the end of the day, she ended up with a 'financier' which basically means he's wealthy and probably sort of boring. This happened quickly too ' when she was promoting Star Trek Into Darkness last summer, she kept telling people she was single. Well, at least it's not a poet. Or Benedict Cumberbatch. I approve.

Also: I swear, I wasn't actively looking for her most bitch-faced photos, these were just some of the newest photos we had of her.

I’ve never heard of this movie Cold Comes the Night, and I seriously doubt any of us are ever going to see it. But considering it does star Alice Eve and her special, uh, “talents,” it’s still worth paying attention to. Or at least paying attention to these pictures of Alice and her funbags stuffed […]

Alice Eve attended the Star Trek Into Darkness Blu-ray and DVD event looking absolutely funbagtastic! You’d think that after years of following the site, Brits were only good at producing trashy busty glamour models, but that’s really not the case. They do have a few goddesses like Alice in their back pocket and I’m glad