That’s Snopes.com. If you’re not familiar with it, you’re probably part of the problem. Before you fwd, retweet, or Chinese whisper that bullshit story along, do a search. The Navy SEAL that took out Bin Laden did not just die! Cookie Monster was not replaced by “Veggie Monster”! You are connected to the largest, most accessible repository of knowledge the world has ever seen right now, you really have no excuse.

More and more Harry’s starting to strike me as the ‘tin-foil hat’ type. His paranoia seems kinda justified by his work, and I can’t help but feel like the inquisition is a job that would lead most people involved in it to pay more attention to the ‘good guy’ gods, if for no other reason than those on the other side tend to eat lead, if they’re lucky. Unlucky, is running into that guy that has a Lothar-like Energy arm-gun thing as an assualt rifle (don’t wanna call it a blaster, doesn’t have that shape. doesn’t use the entire hand so not arm-cannon to me, but either way, short of taking the bionic arm, I’d probably REALLY want that as my gun. Overkill, if there is such a thing, is when you’re shooting through enough walls to hit an innocent bystander.)

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in repley to that didnt i point out last time (comic) he might be a fernix cultist? though it seems he mistook it for the monkey guy. as for me its actualy quite simple to make something out of it that makes sense for me.(and lother beating the crap out of a fernex cultist would be funny.)

Guilty of what? My guilt is as an accessory, and is dependent on your own. To prove me guilty, you would first have to admit your own wrongdoing, resulting in your own culling, after which you cannot touch me. Isn’t logic wonderful?

Hiding? Murder?
I’ve been murdered 904823729^93827829493738 times, or there abouts. I’ve stored fragments and duplicates of my soul in more places in more universes then I can remember, and will come back to life each time so long as even one fragment remains.

I am not afraid of a being made up of a little murder like that. He should be afraid of me.

It pretty much is for her, but it varies.
For each character, because they all communicated through a chat client (Pesterchum) for most of the comic, they all speak differently, with different reasons. For example…
THERE’S KARKAT, WHO’S A HUGE DOUCHE AND DOES NOTHING BUT SHOUT,
or theres eridan wwhos one hell of a mother glubber and uses fish puns all the time,
Or You Have Kanaya, Who Speaks Eloquently And Almost Completely Accurately, Bar The Constant Capital Letters.
I could go on.

I think Virus are Eastwood are about equal on stupidity in their own way. When one is worse then the other, then the other will call them out on it only for karma to bite them on the ass a few strips later

All the while, Lothar and Rogue are sat on the sidelines getting wasted.

It’s just you. Haven’t played it (though I have the demo queued up).If you mean narration over establishing shots, that’s just a thing that happens in TV and movies a lot. It’s more expedient and interesting than having talking heads expositing and then having travel and establishing shots.

Probably gets that XCOM vibe from it being a VTOL landing and dropping off a squad of four in tense combat preparedness, which you see A LOT of in that game (even when you have a full six person squad, only four are shown). And the mention of UFOs, that might have thrown him.

I really need a phone with a data plan. The “Veggie Monster” claim happened in a restaurant, and I told them it sounded dubious, but didn’t have wifi to check it. Being reasonably well-versed in scientific and skeptical thinking, I have a pretty good bullshit detector, and yeah, it’s nice to be immediately vindicated with internet sources. Because if you go home and look it up, and then bring it up next time you see the claimant, you do look a bit of a twat.

My cell is from 2002, it doesnt even have a calculator. So I usually resort to looking it up and shooting them down the next time they tell the story. Hey, it might be petty, but pettiness is where its at.

Snopes has a section with several false claims to prove that very point – that you should never trust a single authority. Of course you shouldn’t rely on it for serious research, but the fact is, Snopes does the legwork and provides citations, so it’s a perfectly reasonable place to start when all you need is a quick yes/no on something frivolous and trivial.

The inquisition does not seem that subtle. The SCP foundation would be subtle enough to use Snopes as a front. The Inquisition seems to freely let knowledge OF demons and angels and stuff around, and only hunt it down when abused (Tell the kids about demons so they DON’T grow up to be cultists and kill them if they do anyways). So Snopes is probably the legit Snopes.

Maybe snoops is a secretly maintained by the iquisition to help the population recognize false allarms, and marginalize all the frouds who use lies in order to full unsuspecking people into real cults.
No wait that would require competance.

The the barrel on their own ship’s guns (Fernex minion)?
A shapeshifting demon currently genuinely playing with a child (soulthirster minion)?
Blasphemy escaped (EN crew’s minion)?
Our first cultists of whatever the hound demon is named (I-Forget-The-Name minion)?

Virus is a party pooper. I like to say things like that just to get a reaction from people. Of course, I’m also the type of person to do what Virus just did and fact check on my android. It annoys the heck out of my sister. Of course, I encourage her to do the same.
While it would be funny for it to be aliens I dunno if that actually fits thr tone of the comic. Would be funny though.