housewife stay at home mom trying to keep my family alive and well and to keep myself from running, screaming into the night

C’mon it’s awesome. Who is that? She looks totally mysterious and unrecognizable from real life. A little misty and watercolor-ish. Is she pretty? I can’t tell.

Yeah. It’s me from Halloween. That’s an elastic gold leaf band on my head. I was a Greek goddess. Which one? Yeah. I dunno. My husband really wanted to be a Spartan guy from 300. I couldn’t talk him out of it. I really, really tried though. His, ahem, dress ended up being a little short so he had to wear shorts so he wouldn’t flash the family at our Halloween party. I (being a wonderful, perfect wife and mother) dressed to match him as best I could.

I was looking for a picture and this is way zoomed in (grainy) and I messed with the colors and brightness a bit.

I’m proud.

It looks like me and yet not. I could almost be one of those heaving bosom chicks from a romance novel. “I need you Thorne, the Relentless.” (swoon)