Lotus Rose

Biography

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Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.

Here's a short poem he wrote:

O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?

For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.

All three hilarious books included in this value-priced bundle.
Includes:
SinEaster
Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown
BlackHearts Day
For mature audiences only.
This is a series of Holiday Special parodies that feature a girl named Charlee Frown. She's a Chosen One, and a reluctant defender of all the holidays.

All three of the romantic sci-fi/fantasy trilogy. Meet faerie Cabby, and Darren, the human boy who loves her. They're two lovers in a world where faeries battle faebots, and magic and science mix.
Includes:
Faerie Brace-Face
Revenge of the Faebots
The Return of Mackenzie
When Cabby is forced to wear braces and flees their village as a result, Darren has no choice but to follow the girl he loves.

In the final installment of the romantic sci fi/fantasy Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy, Cabby’s high school nemesis from the past has returned.
Her name is Mackenzie and she’s determined to not only ruin Cabby’s life, but to steal Darren away from her as well! And so, Cabby and Darren find themselves returning to high school to replay certain key events between the two girls.

The faebots are working hard to revive Cabby’s high school nemesis, Mackenzie, by downloading her data into the new faebot leader, who they’re calling the “Mackenzie Aspirant.” That’s because she wants to become Mackenzie, just so she can ruin Cabby’s life.
Cabby and Darren struggle to find out where the data is being stored, so they can erase it before the faebots get to it.

The Alien Pony Princess Alisson has never been kissed, which isn’t surprising since she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. But one day she finds a hunky caveponi frozen in ice and has him thawed out. Could he be the one to help her thaw out her heart as well?
Because when she asks him, it turns out he has never kissed anypony either. . .

Charlee Frown must struggle to prevent a holiday known as BlackHearts Day from taking hold. But then she starts thinking, maybe it’s not so bad after all, because Valentine’s Day really sucks. And then she learns about the origin of Valentine’s Day and the role of the Illuminati and Aleister Crowley in it...in cooperation with Hall-mart. By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.

In this raunchy comedy 18-year-old Charlee struggles to save XXXmas from having its X’s lessened by the Grump.
She faces pervy challenges in order to add an X at the end of each level. In Xmas she must trick five opponents into getting “visibly aroused”. Then in XXmas she must get laid three times, despite the Grump passing a law raising age of consent to 19! Can XXXmas be saved?

Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice. And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld. It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so he giggles nervously sometimes.

A pony plagued by her past. Dust wants to become better girlfriend material so Machoponi will take her back. So she decides to go on a vision quest on Halloween, led by a rat spirit guide in a Nerf cactus costume. She eats some cactus and begins to hallucinate. Warning: contains foul language, sexual situations, drug use and pony lesbianism.

Would you sell your soul for Glam Metal? Mötley Hüerd did. This bare-all autobiography follows their journey from Doo-wop band Moxie Scamps to their discovery of Glam Metal and their rise to fame, with all the debauchery and groupies that came with it. Warning: contains hard candy use, foul language, pony nudity and rough cuddling. By the author of SinEaster.

Emilie is an alcoholic model. When a billionaire offers to photograph her, she has no idea her life will soon be in danger.She discovers the girls he photographs are becoming suicidal.The man hangs paintings of a scarred woman who was gorgeous before she was cut. Emilie has to find out who that woman was and who the mysterious little girl was who visited her, with the scar on the side of her face.

Three volumes of The Poniworld Chronicles collected in one value-priced package. Includes Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies, My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale, and Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale.

Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration. She encounters Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain!
This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies!

Meet Brogene, a very butch pony who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. During his quest he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs & the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and at one point he acquires a magical codpiece! Not for children!

The second volume in the Poniworld Chronicles. This one is about Adolf Poni. Find out how a milk mustache led to mass murder. For mature audiences. This ain't your little sister's book about Nazi ponies.

In this short story, a female knight named Faelwen must flee when barbarians storm the castle. Why do they bring about such bloodshed? Because the barbarian leader seeks to kiss her, smitten as he is with her beauty. When she exits the escape tunnel, she encounters an armored butterfly guarding a flower. Will she be forced to fight the winged warrior? This story is a prequel to The Doll Queen.

A rock star's autograph signing session gets interesting. Includes the bonus story, Nipples on Mannequins, a bizarre erotic horror short story dealing with sexual energy and mannequins that become animated. By the author of SinEaster.

In this fantasy romance story, Todd falls for the beautiful girl who moves into the apartment next to him. She’s definitely quirky, with a penchant for wearing blue eyeliner and a strange fondness for a little bonsai tree she keeps in her apartment. Todd yearns to speak to her, to ask her out, and to find out the reason for all her quirks.

Princess Leila is intrigued by the arrival of a handsome prince. Oddly, he comes from a kingdom where the queen sits upon the throne with a headless teddy bear. An assassination attempt by a headless knight sends them on a journey to save the prince's kingdom. The journey is complicated by a mischievous demon, and by Blondy, a rival for the prince's love. Plus, the prince has strange secrets...

In this romantic sci fi/fantasy tale, Darren is a human boy who’s fallen in love with a fairy girl named Cabby.So when Cabby is forced to wear braces and flees their village as a result, Darren has no choice but to follow the girl he loves, because he never wants to be without her in his life.He finds himself sucked into surreal adventures he hadn’t expected, but he endures it all for his beloved.

Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... On the day before her 18th birthday, Charlee wasn't expecting to be transported to Easter Land. A princess informs her she must compete to decide which of three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of her arrival.

More poetry and perversity from author Lotus Rose, in these 8 horror and fantasy tales. Includes: Tears into Wine, 666 Looks Like the Tears From My Eyes, The Pop Princess goes Pop, Noah's Ark Between Two Buns, an Alice in Wonderland type story, a MachoPoni story, the prologue to his upcoming novel SinEaster, and Bathing in the Blood of Virgins.

In the first book of the Poniworld Chronicles, MachoPoni has no choice but to enter the Dark Kingdom, where the undead ponies roam. He must rescue Dust, the poni he loves from the dark princess's castle, using wit, creativity and his magic bouncy blue ball to survive. A twisted parody of My Little Pony, The Care Bears, and other 80's staples. Warning: contains gore and mild sexual content.

You can't stay young and innocent forever…
Journey with Mary, the violet-haired girl, as she comes of age, exploring forbidden desires and searching for the love and beauty which eludes her. With wide-eyed innocence, she gazes at all the world has to offer and discovers a bizarre world of poetry and perversity.
Shall she remain innocent or seek the corruption that beckons her?