One writer's attempt to not be so lazy.

February 21 2017

This was it, Riley Adams thought. After years of working as paranormal investigator in a city that was constantly trying to destroy itself she’d finally found her breaking point. She’d fought werewolves and yetis and poltergeist. She’d traveled through time and across dimensions. She dealt with magic and mad scientists and gods. But this? This was too much even for Riley Adams.
As she looked up at the rather perturbed looking dragon currently blocking the intersection of Jemison and Rubin, Riley thought that if she made it out of this alive it might time to get out of the game. She’d heard NASA was looking for Mars colonists and that sounded like an absolutely brilliant retirement plan.