Thursday, August 25, 2011

All right - in a little over a month, I'll just have one job. Because one company bought the other. I'm choosing to see this as the gods doing for me what I couldn't do for myself. I have also explained this to the eMpTy Man and the eMpTy Son. Both seem to get it.

We're moving to a smaller apartment, and I'm working HALF THE HOURS! This means more time to write, which means more time to blog, so while I formally apologize for my starting and neglecting this blog, it will actually get back to its mission, soon. My birthday is the Ides of October; give me until then, my nonexistent readers, and then I'll make you love me.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

I just gave a cigarette to the little retarded girl downstairs (who, for future reference, I call Curly Locks, because she has curly hair and I can't remember her name and I hate calling her the little retarded girl, especially since she's like 25).

I am not in a blogging place, even though I have a plethora of topics. Sigh. Blogging requires some kind of persistence. When I find mine, I'll let y'all know.

Now I'm gonna edge away from that incredibly high cliff of Depression. Y'all just relax until I'm back, and I'll go watch True Blood.