Monday, May 9, 2011

Brief Confessions

I've heard it said that its best to get things out in the open. So here I go, to clear the air.

Confession Time.

I just found a suspicious stain on my couch (melted chocolate perhaps?) and so I turned the cushion over and called it done.

I gave my husband high cholesterol within 9 months of getting married.

I like to tie my dogs toys to his feet and watch him try and run with the toy in his mouth.

I sometimes run the dryer twice, just to have the background noise while I'm falling asleep.

I'm frightened of ticks, roaches, earwigs, and these guys

This picture gives me nightmares, but I can't stop staring at it.
This guy was literally the length and diameter of my index finger.
Ruined my tomatoes. Not this year, grossness. I'm out to get you.
You've been warned.

I will take responsibility for the dryer. Free gas and all. But I think the photo was a little over the top, superfluous, melodramatic, overkill. It makes my stomach hurt to look at it. A brief, vague description would have sufficed.