Tickling the ivories - uh-oh, bad girl post! This mpg video clip is just too darn fun not to share, but it is definitely nsfw, which is why I am posting it pre-Friday. But hear me, you will get fired if you open this at work! I mean it!
just doing my bit to dispel the boyzone mythposted by madamjujujive (65 comments total)

Thanks for sharing. That's a riot.posted by scottymac at 6:29 PM on January 23, 2003

[Smiling nervously, Hildago backs out of the room]posted by Hildago at 6:29 PM on January 23, 2003

That is, until the unfortunate accident with the piano lid.posted by Guy Smiley at 7:37 PM on January 23, 2003

OK, who has the mpeg of him playing the xylophone?posted by ?! at 7:44 PM on January 23, 2003

They should have used this clip for that stupid-ass Wil Wheaton 3-D Glasses infomercial.posted by Optamystic at 7:46 PM on January 23, 2003

so does masturbation count as piano practice now?posted by whatnot at 7:47 PM on January 23, 2003

As a pianist he's strictly a hunt and pecker.posted by jonmc at 7:48 PM on January 23, 2003

What an accomplished organist! Thanks once again madamjujujive.posted by Tarrama at 7:51 PM on January 23, 2003

nice but too skinny
mine is long as well as fat tooposted by bureaustyle at 8:00 PM on January 23, 2003

Huh. So everyone's going to sling a one-liner without addressing the underlying issues of music-making as an integral part of the patriarchal matrix of...oh, wait a minute..I'm a male pianist...never mindposted by kozad at 8:01 PM on January 23, 2003

Nothing like a snifter of meepzorp for a nightcap. Nice work mjj.posted by anathema at 8:12 PM on January 23, 2003

Jesus, people, stop making fun of me! I was young, I needed the money. It was either pianocock or a legitimate 9 to 5 job, and I'm not about to follow society's rules!!! I had no idea there was a camera in the audience, I'm mortified.posted by jonson at 8:29 PM on January 23, 2003

What was that joke about the 12" pianist?posted by andrewraff at 8:58 PM on January 23, 2003

The joke is about a foot-high pianist, to begin with. The sorcerer/fairy/whatever had hearing trouble. "I didn't ask for a 12" pianist."

That was great madam, and most definitely SFW where I work, and will make the rounds tomorrow. Thanks!posted by qbert72 at 9:16 PM on January 23, 2003

W00t! - bet it's fun to have him play at parties....posted by Lynsey at 9:17 PM on January 23, 2003

The sad part about the Internet is that I've seen this before.posted by kevspace at 9:28 PM on January 23, 2003

44 comments and nobody's even brought up Liberace? What the hell is wrong with you people?posted by Ufez Jones at 9:35 PM on January 23, 2003

and most definitely SFW where I work

Another long day at DUDE'S SCHLONG! Inc.posted by machaus at 9:39 PM on January 23, 2003

Oh man, I thought he was really playing a piano with the thing. It's just a guy pushing towels around. I can't believe the FBI is going to have me in their database for downloading naked guy movies for that. Very disappointing.

Oh, that's right I need to tag it with a one-liner. Ughm ... Give me a minute ... OK, he better be sure to avoid the F#

OK, that was lame, but still they were just towels. I mean where's the guy the rolls it up and hangs boulders off it and shit?posted by willnot at 9:42 PM on January 23, 2003

im sorry reverend,
i thought he was dyslexic when i booked him...posted by sgt.serenity at 7:35 AM on January 24, 2003

juju, 'fess up: You jumped for joy when you found this. You knew you had a front-page winner!posted by Shane at 7:40 AM on January 24, 2003

Wow. I sure hope the viewers in the front row have a Gallagher-approved tarpaulin ready in case that guy ever tries his hand (ahem) at the Rach 3.posted by DakotaPaul at 12:26 PM on January 24, 2003

YOU: The piano is a percussion instrument.
YOUR FRIEND: No its not.
YOU: No, really. Here, watch this demonstration...posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:28 PM on January 24, 2003

I had a feeling that after posting that link, hilarity would ensue! Seems like an appropriate thread to post the lyrics to one of my favorite blues ditties that is on topic - btw, Maria Muldaur does a fine version of this.

IT AIN’T THE MEAT (IT’S THE MOTION) (Lois Mann, Henry Glover)

It ain't the meat it’s the motion
That makes your mama wanna rock

It ain't the meat it’s the motion
It’s the movement that gives it the sock

I got a boy so doggone thin, no meat, no bones, just all skin
One thing about him I can understand
He wraps all around me like a rubber band

It ain't the meat it’s the motion
It’s the movement that gives it the sock

I got a guy so big and fat
Some girls don’t like to see 'em like that
But I like to see 'em big and tall
The bigger they come the harder they fall

It ain't the meat it’s the motion
It’s the movement that gives it the sock

I know a boy, lives down the street
Not much to him but he’s mighty sweet
When he gets rockin' he don't wanna stop
Makes a woman wanna blow her top

It ain't the meat it’s the motion
It’s the movement that gives it the sockposted by madamjujujive at 3:21 PM on January 24, 2003

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