"we get all sorts around here."

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The Theory of Narrative Causality (4c/5ish)

I am quite new to your quaint little community and its pretty little rules — hullo, Moddie dear! — but I'm told I ought to pay my respects to the members of this remarkable fandom. After all, you will come to know me much better in upcoming days!

Now, then. I am also told that there are some… shall we say, recalcitrant people among you all. Surely that will not do at all. Take salts_theway, for instance. Very unladylike, you are, my dear, you might need yourself a little boyfriend to tame down your truculent urges. Oh, and miss_toby! poor little mouse, always so riddled with uncertainty. And such a dreadful lack of confidence. Always thinking you are not good enough for anyone — and quite right, you are! surely you didn't think your ridiculous little crush on consulting_detective would come to any profit, did you?

And all of you worshippingjumperfucker's silly stories. Oh, I could tell you so much about little Johnny's life that would appall you all. Should I indulge in the pleasure, do you think?

And then, oh yes. There is the case of consulting_detective. Boo.

It has always been difficult, has it not, to be the cleverest man in the room? to be bullied because of your delightful brains? oh, you are quite the Sherlock Holmes. A little child prodigy, looking up to the stories of his youth, never taken seriously by anyone. Do you know, where I come from, we call it a hero complex. What did it feel like when you first tried to gatecrash a crime scene and the police told you kindly to shove off?

I have giggled at your antics with sweet Johnny, you know. He does make quite a good little pet, does he not? so in awe of you, so inspiring. Lovely, truly. Too bad he is not quite on par with you on the intelligence level, but then nobody ever is, is there?

Anywho. Just wanted to pay my respects, my dears. See you again very soon!

the_professorOh, no, neither of you knows me at all. And yet you do! how funny life is.

salts_thewayI don't need a fucking boyfriend, you creepy little fucker. If this is consulting_detective in disguise, I'm going to punch a kitten.

jumperfuckerPlease don't punch kittens.

It's not him. He wouldn't do something so disgusting.

andrès_sonHe's a freak of course he would

You see him praise his own fucking self all over this post, it's revolting

jumperfuckerUh, seriously. Shut up.

Look, I knowconsulting_detective. He's a bit of a jerk, but he's not a freak, and he's certainly not the kind of stalker that would spout out insults about other fandom members on a sockpuppet. Okay? okay.

consulting_detectiveOf course I'm not. If I want to insult people I would hardly need to make a secret account for it. You might want to use your brains, andrès_son.

let_us_trade — Pre-Ban NoticeAlright, that's enough. This thread has been frozen. the_professor, I don't know who the hell you are or what the fuck you think you're doing, but this is going too far. If it's a joke, it's a sick one, and we expect apologies in the briefest delay.

Meanwhile, consider this your a pre-ban notice — pull this kind of stunt again and you will be banned without notification.