MrBlingBling620
Lex: Clark, My Father's behind this...I Know it! Clark: Lex, You just stepped out of your Ferrari and slipped in some mud Lex: I Know, Don't you see Clark?...my Father's plotting against me with the help of Earth itself!! Clark: Heeeey, Isn't that Bellreeve across the street? Let's stop in and say Hi...Ok buddy?

sneakymonkey
Lex: Clark? What's wrong? Clark: I think I just saw some guy with a mohawk dump Lana in the river! Anyways, what were you saying?

sneakymonkey
"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage, Clark. Despite it."

sneakymonkey
Lex: I know I'm not supposed to bring this up, but how the Hell do you milk a tract-- Clark: Don't.

sneakymonkey
"Curse-a-you. Banzai!!! Where is the overthruster?!"

Plus two for reference across dimensions.

sneakymonkey
As the Top 40 schmaltz begins to play, Clark realizes that he is late for his 8:50 with Lana, and that Lex is digging it way, way too much.

Gislef
In honor of the late Amrish Puri (RIP 1/12/05), Lex tried to pull Clark's right kidney out of his body by reaching through the skin. "Gough & Millar! Prepare to meet Kali...in Hell!"

MAN! I didn't know he died! That sucks! Much respect, Mola Ram. One of the better movie villains, period.

MrBlingBling620
Lex: I See POOR PEOPLE....all the time....

ibleveinmagic
After seeing this picture from Smallville and reading all the 'gay' entires, readers wonder how Neal can expect us to post appropriate captions.

Response: Because we're all civil human beings and to do so is right. Steve and I tend to judge censored entries by intent, but largely I'm the one watching this contest. If it's immediately defamatory, I kill it and send a warning (as some folks can attest). If it's within the bounds of humor and obviously not for the intent of slander, and it's something a kid would understand without being generally "corrupted" by the SUV mother standard (not mine), like Wild Bill's above, I let it slide. Generally, however, seeing as my best friend is gay, I can tell when someone's being homophobic and when someone's just making a joke, so that's my standard here. But it's all subjective based on my best judgment I can render. Any disagreements or offenses can still be sent to bailey.neal@comcast.net, and I will review any that bother anyone. Get it? It's a community. There are people who will always push the line, we know that. Censorship is a hard line to walk, and we do our best not to be overly quieting.

sneakymonkey
Clark(CRYING): You were right, Lex. Seaon four could not have been any worse. I don't know what to do anymore! Lex: That's right, Clark. Look over there. Tell me about the rabbits...(BLAM!)

Shalamarke
[Lex]:Why does she hate poor Lexy? What has Lexy ever done to her? Master... Master carries a heavy burden. Lexy knows. Heavy, heavy burden. The pink one cannot know. Lexy look after Master. She wants it, she needs it. Lexy sees it in her eye. And soon, she will ask you for it. You will see. The pink one will take it from you...

Shalamarke
(and for anyone who is interested, I have already done morphs of welling as frodo, lex as gollum and kristen as sam - funny schtuff! - not to mention morphs of every other LOTR character as played by Smallville regulars...)

Seriously, Shal? When do I get my emails with those in 'em? Don't be hoarding, now! :)