Reservoir Dogs Monologue

Reservoir Dogs by Quentin Tarantino

Character:

Mr. Pink

Gender:

Male

Age (range):

18 - 55

Style:

Drama

Length:

1 minutes

Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f#@ked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f#@ks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullsh!t I got two words for that: learn to f#@kin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f#@kin' surprise.