Despite his meager circumstances and his accommodation in a dumpster, Andrei Hicks has offered to provide accommodation in his dumpster for closet poms who wish to flee the cultural and financial tyranny of Australia and return to Mother England as refugees as he did several years ago. In a response to inquiries from Cods and Agnes, Andrei promises refugees that they will not be forced to take daily showers such as those compelled by public shaming of pommies in Australia.

Flushed with his success as a dumpster-diving, dumpster-resident Australian refugee in London, Andrei has offered to fit a mezzanine level in his dumpster and acquire some free plastic sheeting to keep the weather out.

Andrei also foresees opportunities from a population surge from Australian closet-pom refugees. Andrei has surveyed a less swampy site further from a sewage works than his present location which will require the assistance of closet-pom refugees to push the dumpster to its new location.

Andrei has stipulated one condition, Denizen Gordon, if he seeks asylum with Andrei, must give up his fetish of defecating in the street unless he promises to use a pooper scooper afterward.

Here's Andrei with a welcoming smile and a bag of dumpster-diving goodies which will feed the closet pom refugees: