A Vape Hoodie for the Casual Douche

Do you like to be comfortable? Are you an asshole? Then boy do we have the garment for you. It’s the world’s first vape/hoodie combo, and Fred Durst just bought eight.

The grammatically-questionabe vapRwear hoodie is touted as being “discreet” and “inconspicuous,” despite the big, grafitti-esque “vapRwear” printed across the chest. And despite the fact that you will be furiously sucking on your drawstrings and blowing out the resulting, vapory wisps.

At least for now, the “secret” big ol’ e-cig dangling around your neck will only work with e-juice, oil, or wax—though there is a “dry herb model” coming soon. A fact that the website follows with a nonsensical plea to “shred the gnar, jam with the band, [and] chill with your crew.” Dope!

You, too, can wear your vape around your body for the relatively reasonable price of $100 and any remaining semblance of dignity.