Thursday, May 11, 2006

From today’s Fatherland Times:

‘Miss’ Winkie Is a ‘Mister’

Authorities announced today that they had removed terror suspect Winkie from the women’s cellblock of the county jail and placed him in a maximum-security men’s lock-up, after learning that the defendant is, in fact, male.

Prosecutors declined to say how the startling discovery was made.

A high-ranking FBI official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, speculated that the defendant’s impersonation of a woman was simply another in a long string of deceptions. The source added: “This disgusting ruse also shows this criminal’s contempt for one of our society’s most sacred institutions: gender.”