Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we lose ourselves in the Dionysian revelry contained within Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: Mariah Carey constantly drinks white wine out of a ginger ale can; Harry Styles is being used as a pawn in the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift bloodfeud; and Charlize…

Anne Hathaway, an actress that people loooove to have strong opinions about, is on the November cover of Elle UK, wearing a very chill suit and looking suave as hell. In the accompanying interview she talks about how fame is stressful, which, yeah. Being famous sounds mostly not fun except for the part where everyone…

There are countless reasons why limiting women's access to safe and legal abortions is anything but "pro-life." Doing so forces women to resort to desperate, illegal and dangerous methods of terminating unwanted pregnancies, and it deprives us of our own bodily autonomy. And now we have another horrifying consequence…

It has been, like, an entire four days since George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin got married, leaving the populace itching for some EXCLUSIVE WEDDING PICTURES. Here are some, courtesy of People and Hello! Today is a truly blessed day.

Cara Delevingne, a model famed for her all-natural face-merkins, has done the unthinkable: for fashion reasons, she has doused those face-merkins in bleach, rendering them invisible to the naked eye. What is a human without eyebrows? Just a thinking reed, but, like, a bald one. Just a fleshy oval attached to a…

By now, it's well established that colleges are pretty deplorable at responding to and adjudicating sexual assault cases. Of course, the institutional negligence and ineptitude doesn't end there: a new report shows that even when students are found responsible for sexual assault, it's very unlikely they'll be kicked…

Good news: the Spanish government has withdrawn a bill that would have made abortion illegal except in cases of rape or threat to the mother's health. Had the law taken effect, it would have been one of the harshest abortion restrictions in all of Europe.

Last night was Lindsay Lohan's West End debut — she is starring in David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow opposite Richard Schiff. As legend has it, Lohan is not particularly good at remembering lines; according to a review of the show, this legend is correct.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we grapple with the storied and horrible mythical beasts known as Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: Jennifer Lopez's exes might write a tell-all alleging that she sacrifices chickens; the Duggars dispense some deplorable sex and love advice; and Kylie…

The comic book industry is not particularly well-known for portraying women in a non- insanely-sexualized manner (you can't fight crime without a boob window, as we have all observed over the years). Even given that, a recent Spider-Woman cover somehow managed to slink under the world's already-low expectations with…

For many people, the word "frat" conjures to mind several horrible images: racist theme parties, hellish bodily fluid-themed hazing activities, rapey events and emails that blatantly encourage sexual predation, etc. Eight college fraternities are hoping to change that: on Tuesday, they announced new training to combat…

Earlier this month, Jennifer Whalen, a 39-year-old mother from Pennsylvania, was sentenced to prison for helping her daughter take medication abortion she had ordered online. This case is the direct result of legislation that effectively bans legal abortion by limiting women's access to providers. Congrats,…

In a recent speech, America's least likable Reptoid Rick Perry drew an idiotic and completely specious parallel between the harsh and medically unnecessary abortion restrictions in his state and Joan Rivers' recent tragic death. If you were ever worried that anti-choice politicians had run out of stupid and offensive…

There are two things that plague animate ponytail Ariana Grande as she shuffles around this mortal coil. One is a bloodthirsty demon, and the second is a series of rumors that she is a diva with a bad attitude. On the latter front, we have a new update: her life coach has quit.

The human cost of college administrations' negligence and ineptitude when it comes to handling rape allegations is monstrously high. In far too many cases, the victim, denied a fair hearing process, drops out while his or her assailant graduates unscathed. This is something we should keep in mind even as activists,…