“The basketball gods are punishing him for releasing the lamest shoes an NBA MVP has ever put his name on, and they show no signs of letting up soon.”

I’d like the jury to note that it was only the white on white “Chef Curry” that was hideous. All other color combinations were nice AF. I’d also like to submit that LeBron’s Nike Zoom Soldier 10 (especially the pink ones) are immeasurably more grotesque than the Chef Curry.