One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with
cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Johnny who
shouts out, "Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fucking the cow!"
Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and
explains that a certain decorum is required. "You should have said,
'The bull is surprising the cow'- not some filth you picked up in the
City," he says. A few days later, little Johnny comes again as his
uncle and aunt are entertaining. "Uncle John! The bull is
surprising the cows!" The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John
says, "Thank you little Johnny, but surely you meant to say the cow,
not COWS. A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at a time you
know." "Yes he can!" replies his obstinate nephew, "He's fucking the
horse!"

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