101 Uses For is popular and let's hope it stays that way. Our second book is presently called 101 tips for self sufficiency; we will certainly dip into this section for ideas. So post away and let's try and get at least one thread up to 101.

Oo, it is nice to see this post was still going as recently as 3 weeks ago!

Recenly I just shout 'BOTTOM'! Doesn't seem to upset anyone

"Only after the last tree has been cut down,
Only after the last river has been poisoned,
Only after the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you realise that money cannot be eaten"Cree Indian prophecy

My daughter came up with a lovely one "gonickles" a combination of gonads and testickles. I like Brestickles as well.

My favorite word of all time though is Moist.

Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.

Yes, it is derived from Bob on, as in a nice thing, well the opposite of that really. I have changed it from my favorite "I have a small holding" the wife thought that it was not nice to be so derogatory about myself!

Other words which work for me are "Eight Eighty Eight" said with a Geordie accent and "Hydraulic" said in a Swansea welsh accent, oh and Kawasaki said in both accents.

Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.

You should try " Iwant Chewnow" said in a mid welsh accent it sounds lovely.

*Thinks back to other favorite word, and whether OH will get it, the joke that is.

** now wonders whether site is accommodating to school boy homour

*** gets coat and leaves.

Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.