“The last thing they need is a Taco Bell and a Lowe’s—” “Toilet paper, toothbrushes—” “Right. But you know, it’s one big idea and it all sort of comes together. And you wonder, are we about to get up in there and ruin that place?”

Republican Gov. Rick Scott delayed his debate against former Gov. Charlie Crist on Wednesday night because Crist put a fan under his podium, against the debate rules. A fan — like the kind that blow air. By seven minutes! This really happened.