A worthless program that crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&...(You get the picture) and gets worse with every version

Internet explorer kicks its users out so frequently it's just a worthless waste of hard drive space. The government should mandate that Microsoft remove internet explorer from future versions of its windows because the program is so fuckin abysmal!

When downloaded it finds and modifies files that other web browsers would never touch. It has a tendency to break expensive applications and destroy ever-so-precious files. It cannot render pages designed for browsers other than itself and it is big, clunky and looks like shit. It was once a good browser but M$ decided to abuse its power and force everyone that buys Windoze to use it as a file browser (Windoze Explorer) and a web browser. It is like an ugly weed; once it has sprouted and grown it can never be truly killed because you always leave a small root that will grow back into the ugly weed.

The Worst Web Browser Ever! I called it "Internet Sexplorer" when it was crashed after I clicked 2 links I downloaded Firefox at that time. However, I need to use Internet Explorer for some Microsoft sites because the dumb Microsoft's new Sliverlight , ActiveX and other Web applications to let people use

2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.

If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware

The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.

Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."