Judge OK’s Petition for America’s First Genderless Person

If I identify as a cat do, I get a litter box in public bathrooms? And legally change my name to Sparkles. I want my driver license to also change. I am a cat and there for not a human saying to me Miss or Sir is offensive. Please only address me with meows.

The Portland student now goes by ‘Patch,’ as both a name and a pronoun.