Curiously Boring: The Kirsten Dunst Emails

Kirsten Dunst participated among other celebrities, includingLena Dunham, in one of Miranda July‘s artsy projects. Ms. July asked celebrities to share their personal emails. In one of Ms. Dunham’s email chains, she goes back and forth on buying a $20k couch. For the email project, participating celebrities were given a few prompts and had to find and post emails based on those prompts. Kiki Dunst’s emails are boring, but they’re curiously boring in that despite their dullness, you keep reading them anyway. I’m going to share the slightly more interesting ones. From Vanity Fair:

Dream….. I was driving with people to stay at this shitty hotel outside of Montreal that I had stayed in before, and I didn’t know why they had put us out there with no good food around and not much else. We stopped before we got to the hotel and got something to eat. I think my brother and some of his friends were there too. Io (my friend) and I went to a vintage store and we had to pack for warmth. She has ease about picking out things, but I had a hard time and picked out a warm looking halter top, like a sweater, but a halter. Then I asked her to pick stuff for me and she picked a nice combo of colors, navy being one of them. We then went to a graduation of high school or college, but I was naked under my robe. I think they were silver robes, but they didn’t close all the way. A fight broke out between two guys and they took it outside of the gym and no one stopped them until a teacher close to the door, tried to break it up. He couldn’t and we all watched the big guy suffocate the boy in such a quick way. Was not like a normal fight. The victim was on the ground and out pretty fast. The big guy killed him and the teacher was shocked too. We all could see this from the door way.

I also have some great experiences from yesterday as I was in a photo shoot for Bulgari, and there were so many elements and people. I have very strong Ideas to talk about.

From Week 2: “An email that gives advice” (this appeared as a “Note”)

Kirsten Dunst was unable to locate an email that gives advice.

That last one…why is that so funny to me? The email about her dream, Jesus Christ. And also love that she throws something about a Bulgari photo shoot in there at the end. Wut.