What Happened to Henry?

The Tudors – I don’t love it but I watch when I can for Henry Cavill. If you know The Tudors, I am sure you know Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill is ridiculously hot. The face, his voice, his accent, the way he moves, when he’s nailing some random from behind and doesn’t flinch if he’s interrupted… yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

But no no no last night. At the premiere of Season 2, Henry isn’t quivering at all. At all. Perhaps this is strike bloat. Or maybe a new movie… hopefully a new movie. Because that suit. Ugh. And the hair. Like a professional athlete who can’t dress for sh*t out of his uniform. Not sweet. Not at all.