Dumb, Gay Politics

If you know who NeNe Leaks is, but not Nancy Pelosi, then this is the podcast for you!

Join Julie Goldman (the gay) and Brandy Howard (the dumbass) as they talk about the week in politics, like they are talking about reality tv. Every Tuesday, they’ll let you know who’s hot, who’s gross, who’s lying, who’s cheating, who’s helping, and most importantly, who the f*ck the vice president is (because you’ve probably forgotten).

Dumb Gay Politics is the podcast that makes politics: funny/sexy/glamorous/interesting/easy/gay/dumb.

Evangelical leader and anti-gay activist, Jerry Falwell Jr. has been exposed as a corrupt hypocrite and a fraud, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it down. He used the non-profit status of his university to create a real estate empire, he used Trump's personal lawyer to bury a sex scandal involving him and his wife and the pool boy, and then he used his power & influence over the moral majority to get Trump elected, The whole thing stinks on ice, and the girls are enraged. Fueled by alcohol withdrawals and pms, they transfer their redundant rage from Christian criminals to corporate ones in yet another anti-Amazon segment. This episode is like a lettuce-wrapped burger: parts of it are good, but it's just too messy to enjoy. ******************************************************************************************************************************* Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the day after Labor Day and Julie & Brandy are hungover AF, but nothing cures the 'back to school blues' like jamming out to the sweet sounds of Tiffany Trump & Countess Luanne de Lesseps (and yes, they are strangely connected). What would normally be the pinnacle of any episode, is topped by a visit from Dumb Gay Politics legend, Anthony Scaramucci. The Mooch didn't have much time to talk, but that doesn't stop the girls from lurking and hounding him until he makes the time to tell the 14 listeners the (updated) 'friends to enemies' tale between him and Trump. The whole thing is classic Julie & Brandy from start to finish: it's thrown together, posted late, and accidentally offensive. ******************************************************************************************************************************* Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the last week of summer, and Julie & Brandy are partying like they don't need rehab. There's no news, and anything significant is happening because Trump is insane. From hawking his golf resort at the G7 Summit, to threatening to buy Greenland, the president is on a one-way train to crazy town. Last week, he told the Prime Minister of Israel to deny entrance to two American Congresswomen because they are members of the BDS Movement, so to round out the episode, Julie takes Brandy to BDSM Scheww. The whole thing is very random, but if you can make sense through their hangovers, you just might learn something.******************************************************************************************************************************* Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Julie & Brandy focus on the lean, green side of things in an hour-long rant, that is both (simultaneously) outrageous and outraging. That's because there is one issue affecting every other issue, and it (finally) cannot be ignored; THE ECONOMY. Maintaining self-control while talking about something as personal and infuriating as the economy is difficult at best, but making sense on the topic proves to be even harder for the girls. Julie helps Brandy through an existential, economic breakdown, before having one herself over Democratic billionaire, and self-funded presidential candidate, Tom Steyer. Judge Julie reads Tom Steyer to filth, and then sticks around to show us her softer side in a 'So There's That' dedicated to animals. We salute and acknowledge the 14 listeners, because only the most loyal of people could survive a recession AND a crappy podcast (like this one). ******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Julie & Brandy tackle the gun control debate in the only way they know how: dumb and gay. Even though there have been more mass shootings than DAYS in 2019, there's good news on the horizon, but you have to listen to the podcast if you want the burn of the scalding hot tea. After yelling their way through the gun lobby sh*tstorm, the girls listen to the gay feelings of one of their 14 listeners, Rene Soto, and then Julie finds the Republitarian alternative to Trump in her 'So There's That.' They get points for passion, but as of yet- no one's in 1st place when it comes to the 2nd Amendment.******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The opening song of Dumb Gay Politics has never been more prophetic than it has this week. 'America has gotten kinda wack' with mass shootings every other day, and the immovable gridlock of the gun control debate. The only thing Julie & Brandy can do is turn their focus to who is going to replace Trump in 2020, and that means chopping up last week's debates. They attempt to rehash the highs, the lows, and the what-have-yous, including how Beto O'Rourke is 6'4" and Pete Buttiegieg has the same birthday as Brandy. After that, their trusted intern and friend Aran O'Roe stops by to take the girls to Bernie Sanders Scheww, and that's when sh*t gets REAL. It's been a long road since the 2016 election, but we are closing in on 2020 and Julie & Brandy are finally feeling The Bern. ******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special Council Robert Mueller finally testified before Congress, and Julie & Brandy were not impressed. Nonetheless, they work through their sober/diet rage in order to rehash the details and the aftermath of his testimony, including possible impeachment proceedings and future Russian election meddling. After that, they do a Gay Guys & Their Feelings featuring several different listeners with feelings about Julie & Brandy & Bernie Sanders! It's an episode filled with lots of rage, lots of feedback and lots of f*cking feelings! So, if that doesn't appeal to you- you're probably in good company.******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summer is in full swing, and no one cares about politics (including Congress, who are about to take off for a five week break). But Julie & Brandy are here for it.Today's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. For 20% off your first purchase, visit www.nativedeodorant.com and use promo code DUMBGAY during checkout!********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's only been one week since Julie & Brandy went to Descrimmigration Scheww, and the nightmare at America's southern border has spread to 10 major cities, as Trump orders Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) to begin raids on undocumented immigrants in NY, LA, SF, Atlanta, Houston, Baltimore, Miami, Denver, Chicago & New Orleans. The girls chop that up, and then Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence to life in a border detention facility for being an unkind, insensitive, insincere, FAKE Christian. After that, they get a thoughtful message from Julie's dad regarding the border "concentration camp" controversy. Keep your stress ball nearby, because the girls do a lot of talking in this episode, and (just like the real news) most of what they say is borderline offensive and probably wrong. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This summary was supposed to describe the amazing live podcast that Julie & Brandy did in Wisconsin on Friday, but the audio file was unusable. After spending hours lamenting and crying over the lost show, the girls finally got it together to break down the drama surrounding the new emergency immigration funding bill, and bring back (immigration lawyer) Greg Guarino Jr to break down the humanitarian crisis at the southern border. All that, plus Julie got a butt-load of bday gifts and each one gets a mention! Keep your finger on the 15 second skip button, because this is one you're gonna want to speed through. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Johnathan D. Massaro

I just yelled the title of this episode out loud at work when I read it because...ya know... fuck you, Mitch McConnell!!!

Apr 3rd

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Cella Rio

Hilarious Austin show!!! I was fortunate enough to drive in from San Antonio to see the show in person that night and meet you all. SOOOOOO much fun. Keep on making us laugh. (Chico & Jake)

Feb 25th

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Samuel Honeycutt

As a gay conservative I agree with one part of your title. You guys are DUMB! Otherwise, not. Your show should be titled Dumb Democrat Politics. Or Dumb Social/democratic Politics.

Jan 31st

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clolton

savage indeed *gay snaps*

Jan 31st

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Brian Anderson

open our minds and open our eyebrows

Jan 27th

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Lisa Lawson

10 NEON 20.18. GOD

Jan 18th

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Gracie Wajda

damn you all are a bunch of jerks. if you dont like a podcast dont listen and just leave

Jan 17th

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Dustin Hebert

Is this the only garbage that Tom Arnold can get on to. Sad bro. I think your career has officially hit rock bottom.

Jan 16th

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AMY P

Gawd damn, ya'll need to cool your tits and get the sand out of your vaginas.

Jan 15th

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Christopher Martone

Great Show...

Jan 15th

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Stephen Biegel

Man those voices are horrendous! I couldn't even get into the useless content.

Jan 15th

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MrTegu

Just because you wasted my notification feed with this garbage
TRUMP 2020 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Jan 15th

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Brandon Bartkowiak

who did you pay to advertise this?

Jan 15th

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Urban11

Your blatant bias and immaturity makes this podcast unbearable! I turned you hens off the minute you started your bashing of the president, as if Obama was so great for this nation. You should line up accompliments in Trump's 2 yrs vs Obama's 8... 🤦🏻‍♂️ Stay woke sheep..