stolen from zombie_jesus
Just some Random Stuff i found
One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought
wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the
thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much
dont look at me in that tone of voice
if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth
noticing
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted,
"Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the Sky and said, "Where ?"
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He
appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or
6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I
don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions
They are 3 types of people--people who know how to count and-- people who dont know
how to count.
I'm not crazy just ask my toaster
'If u were 1/2 as smart as you thought you were
you would b 2x smarter then you really are'
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a
hostage situation or a murder?
the trouble with real life is that there is no background music
If the right thing is not right, is it Left?
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what
happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs
spend their lives."
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could,
so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just
exactly fits the newspaper.

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