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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

February 27, 2012

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

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You may be a powerful,rich, influential man in Washington D.C. but, let your wife or the media catch you cheating and you will be reduced to a small blubbering mess. Why is it that powerful people never realize that they will be caught eventually?

To me, it's always been a two-faced god, with "love" on one face and "sex" on the other. You never know which face you will look into or which will be looking back at you.
When you stray, you are not only failing the one you supposedly love. You are also taking the chance the the face your paramour shows will be "love".
And then what do you do?

Yossel worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"