Russia
Russia have best apartments in the world.
They are big, they are grey, they are square and glorious.
So great.
You can eat, you can sleep, you can even just relax
and watch all the other countries be really jealous.
Ha-ha.
Russia

Russia economy is best in world.
Every man, every month can afford to eat one loaf.
Mmm, bread.
Our industry is heaviest in world
we melt steel, we burn coal, we make air look really cool
If you dont like the vodka you are a stupid fool!
HAIL RUSSIA!!!

Russia
Russia greatest country in the world.
If you want to get in
you will need to bring your papers
and your passport.
If you forge, if you lie, if you cheat you will die.
You can not, I repeat, you can not
fool us here on post.
Next!

Russia
Russia much much better than Ukraine
They are stupid and foolish and silly little rats.
Filthy rats.
We have tanks, we have bombs, we have guns
we have glory too.
There is no cowardly enemy that can bother us.
Boom!

Russia
Russian medicine is best in world.
If you're sick, if you sneeze, or you need another heart.
Or a lung.
We have doctors who will make you feel almost no pain.
If you scream, then they know that you are very much alive.
Ouch.
Russia!!!