The Wonderful News That One Finds in One’s Snail Mail Box

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Your Blogmeister’s Desk

I’m looking at today’s snail mail haul addressed to me.

I’ve been “pre-approved” for something called “Fingerhut” and something called “Stoneberry.” What that means is that both these firms discovered there’s an actual living human being living at the domicile indicative of my snail mail address.

Both of these firms specialize in offering you last year’s merchandise at next year’s retail prices and 1981’s interest rates.