Whoa whoa whoa! Come now Sister Kerri! I have been lenient with the comments here so far, but I will not allow you to insult your fellow members of the Schroedernacle by accusing them of playing something called disc golf.

I know why he calls himself Rocslinger. He does it because he is really into all that stoning stuff in the Old Testament.

Instead of insulting him, we need to be praying for him. Praying that one day he will read the New Testament and change his name from "Rocslinger" to "Forgivenesslinger".

In church it helps to be politeNot like Lyman WightSuccession crisis, big fightLeft for Texas in the nightApostate, don't hateThose with the faithTo bow heads, fold armsY'all in the Lord's house, not a barnYeah

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