A few years back, the New York Times had a piece about Wisconsin's drinking problem. "When it comes to drinking, it seems, no state keeps pace with Wisconsin," they wrote. It was bad, they said, in large part because Wisconsin bars and restaurants allow minors to drink in the presence of parents or guardians.

The Brewers say they don't serve minors at Miller Park, although this video provides a trove of evidence to the contrary.

Son, consider this the first in a line of many alcohol-related disgraces, all of which run in your blood as a Wisconsinite. You're trapped by destiny. But you really don't have to be a Brewers fan.