Listen up sweetness, you're the parent and it's up to you to teach your child personal responsibility for his health. You should start young by explaining to him that his allergies, while frustrating, won't prevent him from partaking in any activities; his allergies simply mean he has to be more vigilant than others to prevent having a reaction.

Go out and buy treats that are safe for him to consume. Trade him one of his safe treats for one of his collected treats, one by one, until he's only left with things that he can have. Make it fun, and he won't feel left out at all.

They mistook the daughter (unarmed) for the mother, gave the go-ahead and shot the daughter, then believed the mother shot the daughter (even though they just gave the go-ahead to shoot) and shot the mother as well?

At this rate, kids will grow up fearing the police, not believing that they're the good folks & there to help.

I'm sorry, but nothing about this post has to do with this ham's weight except for you including a picture. You didn't even list it as a butterhuffer/landwhale/obeast/etc in the title - you included terms that are better suited to be hated on in other subs.