Iraqi Directly Managed Investments can now offer a unique opportunity to enter the luxure timeshare market in some of the worlds most exotic capital cities. All appartments offer penthouse style accomodation, jaccuzi, on site gym and pools, private off-street parking and secure guarded locations with CCTV. PM me now for details of these exclusive ofers in the following locations:

Pyongyang
Damascus
Tehran
Havana
Anywhere else ending in "stan"
Paris
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Hurry this offer is only valid for four more years. These investment opportunities have been getting favourable write ups from Garter etc and would particularly suit experienced compensation litigation lawyers, with extensive international liability experience.