Almost All Women are Poisonous

From the Questionable Statistics Department comes this ad depicting an assembly line of identical blondes who have to cross their legs at the ankles to keep their nether regions from exploding like angry beehives. The ad’s vision of “procurable women” looks more like a store shelf of Barbie dolls, or the inside of a serial killer‘s eyelids when asked to picture “procurable women.”

The real question is what they were even trying to accomplish here. Did they want to eradicate sex altogether? Were the Nazis trying to infiltrate the U.S. Navy with an army of gonorrhea-infected Stepfordclones?