Everett Mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo Smears Two Businesses On Facebook For Towing Cars During Graduation Because He Was Too Dumb To Figure Out A Parking Plan

After giving up the dream of becoming an extra who pisses off Tony Soprano and gets whacked for mouthing off at the Bada Bing club, he decided to run for Mayor of Everett instead. He’s held the position for many years now and excels at the art of ribbon cutting

Handing out awards with his name on it.

Brushing elbows with powerful people who are taller than him.

Receiving awards for being able to read at a third grade level

Riding bicycles

And doing interviews about new bike lanes, or whatever the latest big news out of the metropolis of Everett is.

And he always stays fresh with a recently dry cleaned suit, unless of course he’s posing for pictures of himself raking leaves.

Well, Mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo evidently went to the Everett High School graduation last week and wasn’t happy to find out that a bunch of people trespassing on private property had their cars towed. Naturally he took to Facebook to lash out at the business.

So the Mayor of a city, who gets his money largely from tax dollars paid for by local businesses, is using his official Mayor Facebook page to smear two of these businesses for legally towing a bunch of people who took up spots that could be used by customers? I know two businesses that won’t be getting their ribbons cut this year by Ricky Ravioli.

Tony Tortellini actually used words like “ashamed,” “disgusted,” “insupportable action,” and says the business owners acted “senselessly and ignorantly.”

Hey Louie Lasagana, here’s an idea – figure this shit out ahead of time. Ya know, because you’re the Goddamn Mayor. How bout the next time I’m in Everett (God willing it never comes to that) me and 30 friends park in your driveway and leave for a few hours? You know there’s a graduation, you know parking is tight, and you know you run the city. So figure out a friggin plan instead of whining like a bitch on Facebook about it afterwards.

And did this juicy gelato really say that these businesses, “will be spoken to?” Are they gonna have to go to their room and think about what they did too?

In 2014, The Boston Globe reported that Everett Mayor Carlo DeMaria allegedly groped a woman who came to his office for help. Among three other women who accused DeMaria of sexual harassment was a city employee who said the mayor asked her for oral sex. DeMaria denied the accusations and remains in office after winning re-election unopposed in 2017.

He’s the Italian version of Jasiel Correia.

He also sat by and did nothing as teachers in Everett demanded the removal of the most corrupt superintendent ever. Finally he jumped on the bandwagon when the now disgraced superintendent was charged with indecent assault and battery on several school district employees.

Everett sounds like a great place to get groped!!

Dude kept going at it in the comments with people who rightfully pointed out that it’s not the business owner’s fault that dumbasses parked in their lot.

If you think you have problems now, wait until the casino gets there. Maybe next time send out an email telling people where to park instead of crying about it and using your platform to shame local business owners who pay your salary.

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41 Comment(s)

Don’t forget about the city employee who got caught dealing drugs at the post office and now has a 120k a year job with the city of Everett. I heard it’s 10k in an envelope if you want a job. Typical Everett

I thought employees of the City were not allowed to post on social media? How much are you being paid for this post? Are you getting a an extra bonus in your check this week?

The lot is a PRIVATE LOT. I don’t know what is so hard for anyone to understand that.

I understand the frustration that it was graduation night. Again, if this was the case, then every single driveway, which is PRIVATE PROPERTY, would’ve been free to anyone to park in. Rules are rules for a reason.

There are bigger issues in the City of Everett than going on your own personal page and stating that a PRIVATE LOT towed cars LEGALLY.

For the record, there is a grace period for towing, the 1st week it starts. This is the only grace period. Other than that, no grace period. In years past, the police would patrol towing areas alerting residents to move their vehicles before towing began, this has stopped.

Could it be that we are down one officer daily, because our fine Mayor feels the need to have said officer in his office daily?

I’d love to know if any other city/town Mayor has a police officer for their own personal use.

Any other city/town Mayor have a car allowance of a 1,000/month?

This whole City needs a clean sweep from top to bottom of all that are in office, from the Mayor all the way to the School Committee.

Bit the casino has rented floors upon floors of parking garages in the city for their employees, forcing a few thousand more monthly pass customers out to fend for themselves! Why work on a city you can’t park in? Why shop there? Why go there at all? Something tells me this Gabrone has a deal for the cut of all vehicles towed. The guy is an opportunist. Yet he keeps getting elected.

I’m guessing this Mr. Moreira has had problems with the new owners of the private lot too. He owns the Square Deli and utilizes the back of his sub shop, which is in said private lot, to park his vehicle as well as his employees vehicles. Another Kiss Ass to the Mayor of the Dirty E…

Sorry but if you think it’s bad now, just wait till Casino opens.
The Mayor should of asked Private businesses if their lots could be used for graduation.
Since signs were not clearly visible. Those that were towed should be refunded by the city.
Quealy has a bad habit of towing from private lots without permission too.
Furthermore every resident in this city should have a visitors pass. There are many circumstances that arise after city hall hours.

How come there is no mention of his new yearly allowance of his own personal car allowance??? 12,000/year 1,000/month…council voted it into his budget….do we know of any other Mayor that has their own personal police officer in their office on the daily??? This takes away one police officer from the City of Everett…how does this Mayor avoid all corruption charges??? Someone needs to be thoroughly investigated….

What a fk’n buffoon !! Can imagine working for this big mouthed dunce ?? A bloated mammoth slobbering at the pasta trough, lifting his greasy, wheezing snout occasionally to gulp down some air and grappa. What a pandering laughingstock !!

Everett has been riddled with corruption since the 60’s. I was raised in the Elm St / Washington Ave. block, and it was pretty much out in the open.
Businesses have it tough today. It always feels like the taxes go up, and the support from officials goes down. This fat waste of space needs a wake up call.

Stevie didnt I beat you for 99 police details per week alone for the Boston part of 99 plus plum cushion jobs for well connected union and family types . I can only imagine what the fat wop beat you for. Whose laughing now.

Since the Dems are all Mayors for Life they kinda think they’re all more kings than elected officials and that they actually own everything in their shithole cities. They own the illegals and successfully thumb their noses at the federal government. They can ban automobiles by decreeing several hundreds of square miles can be used for what they say: bicycles, ric shaws or whatever the king decides. So not surprising he thinks he owns all the private property in his realm including everyone’s parking lot. Pretty sure the king’s building inspectors will show up to send a message to the insubordinate subjects,I mean, “non community “minded people

Why is this fat fuck in office? Hasn’t the Great Guinea Westward Migration to Saugus (and if they win the lottery, Lynnfield) drained Everett of all the Parmesan Eaters, replacing them with the Dominican EBT crime wave from Santa Domingo? How did this “Pizza the Hut” get elected. Sucking down Tacos non-stop?