>go to taco bell for the first time>order a taco and a steak quesarito>quesarito is literally 3 rubbery steak cubes with ranch dressing wrapped in a tortilla>taco is literally the same shit i make at homeWhy do people eat here?

Just because you're a retard and can't cook risotto doesn't make it shit. Risotto is amazing, easily my favorite rice dish. And if you aren't a mongoloid, it can be made start to finish in under 20 minutes

No. I fucking hate Food Network for exactly this reason>Okay chefs! (none of them has ever even worked in a restaurant)>Junior edition of whatever stupid shit is on: "Alright junior chefs!"

It's like nobody ever fucking told them the difference between cook and chef. Some dumbass 14 year old kid or a stupid bitch who has never cooked outside of her own kitchen has never ran a section of a professional kitchen

I CANNOT make fresh tortillas for the life of me. I don't think I'm a bad cook, I make meals all the time and I love baking and working with flour, but trying to use masa makes me furious.

I don't have a tortilla press, which is one problem, but I have a pie bag and a rolling pin. I should be able to do something with that. Or by freaking hand even.

But my masa doesn't stick together. It constantly breaks apart. I've tried both more water and less water multiple times. I get a flat-ish circle that doesn't hold its shape and sticks...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

are you letting the dough rest? there isnt much/any gluten in a masa dough, but a resting period before rolling will markedly improve your results.

like making bread, use masa flour to dust your board and pin when rolling. i use a pan lid with sharp edges like a big cookie cutter to get a perfectly round edge (then re-roll the edge scraps for the next tortilla)

>Be a undergraduate working at Maccers>Have to constantly break up fights >People keep on throwing up on their tables>Dudes who think they are the shit keep on asking for a free cheeseburger >One guy had the bright idea that since he didn't like his Big Mac he would smash it on the ground and ask for something different>Police gets called because Wolfman pulled a knife on SantaClaus >Such is life in Britbongland

Good thing I quitting that fucking place for something better;I'm not sticking around for another seasonal shift.

>>7031283>>7031287This has been over the course of years, do not think for one second I don't suspect a shill using /ck/ to market via subterfuge. Everything I listed was far from authentic and tasted downright despicable.

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