1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.
5. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and run down the street pushing kids into traffic
6. Hand someone there cheeseburgers then snicker and say "I sneezed on that one"
7. Ask him whether can I eat Burger King's fries with McDonald's chili sauce.
8. Ask if it's okay if you stick around til closing time so you can dumpster dive.
9. Open the wrapper and spit into the food before handing it to the customer.

12-21-2003, 04:13 AM

J.D.

Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.
5. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and run down the street pushing kids into traffic
6. Hand someone there cheeseburgers then snicker and say "I sneezed on that one"
7. Ask him whether can I eat Burger King's fries with McDonald's chili sauce.
8. Ask if it's okay if you stick around til closing time so you can dumpster dive.
9. Open the wrapper and spit into the food before handing it to the customer.
10. Moonlight at Hooters

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.

12-21-2003, 11:39 AM

audiomaster

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.
2. That they are picked up from the dustbin just around the corner.

12-21-2003, 01:14 PM

VanFan

3. That they will be consumed next thanksgiving

12-21-2003, 06:37 PM

J.D.

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.
2. That they are picked up from the dustbin just around the corner.
3. That they will be consumed next Thanksgiving.
4. That someday they really will be smarter than you.
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12-21-2003, 10:02 PM

Clipse

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.
2. That they are picked up from the dustbin just around the corner.
3. That they will be consumed next Thanksgiving.
4. That someday they really will be smarter than you.
5. That their Indian name would be broken condom ( I heard it from National Lampoon, don't kill the messanger :D)

12-21-2003, 10:12 PM

haejin

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.
2. That they are picked up from the dustbin just around the corner.
3. That they will be consumed next Thanksgiving.
4. That someday they really will be smarter than you.
5. That their Indian name would be broken condom
6. That they would have died if it weren't for a wonder magical remedy involving goat crap and aliigator eyes.

12-22-2003, 12:31 AM

Shazzer

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.
2. That they are picked up from the dustbin just around the corner.
3. That they will be consumed next Thanksgiving.
4. That someday they really will be smarter than you.
5. That their Indian name would be broken condom
6. That they would have died if it weren't for a wonder magical remedy involving goat crap and aliigator eyes.
7. Look at all of them, and say, "I'm sorry, but because of the economy the way it is...we're going to have to let one of you go." ;) :lol

12-22-2003, 12:25 PM

Jay

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.
2. That they are picked up from the dustbin just around the corner.
3. That they will be consumed next Thanksgiving.
4. That someday they really will be smarter than you.
5. That their Indian name would be broken condom
6. That they would have died if it weren't for a wonder magical remedy involving goat crap and aliigator eyes.
7. Look at all of them, and say, "I'm sorry, but because of the economy the way it is...we're going to have to let one of you go."
8. Point to your trailer home and say "Someday, kids, this will all be yours".

12-22-2003, 03:18 PM

eldee

Ten things you should never tell your kids:

1. The romantic story about the night they were conceived.
2. That they are picked up from the dustbin just around the corner.
3. That they will be consumed next Thanksgiving.
4. That someday they really will be smarter than you.
5. That their Indian name would be broken condom
6. That they would have died if it weren't for a wonder magical remedy involving goat crap and aliigator eyes.
7. Look at all of them, and say, "I'm sorry, but because of the economy the way it is...we're going to have to let one of you go."
8. Point to your trailer home and say "Someday, kids, this will all be yours".
9. Tell them that you gave them the gift of life and they have a life time to pay you back.