d20Monkey Caption Contest for February

So. Many. Words. What’s going on with MC Wolfmaster Flex? Where did his pants go? What are these two guys doing out here? What are their tabards all about? The possibilities are endless. It’s all up to your crazy twisted minds to decide what those are, so run wild with this one and give us your best captions, one liners and whatever else you can think of in the comments below!

Winner will have their comedic genius recognized both here, and at d20Monkey.com, gain 3 months of Ascendant time and an Obsidian Portal T-Shirt! We’re also throwing in a 10$ DriveThruRPG gift card for this month’s winner as well! Contest ends midnight (CST) on Feb 29th, so get going! Remember one caption per comment, and leave as many as you like.

Congratulations to Nick with the winning entry of “I am just about done with this Twilight bulls#!%“

89 comments:

Frank’s worried that his Party Werewolf Paragon Template may not carry over. He’s says if there’s more of us, that we can’t be ignored.

Oh heh, this is my kid brother’s friend, Mike. Just showin’ him around the boring snow plains for a bit. He’s ok, but I sure wish he’d stop saying “WAASSSSUUUUPP!!!” every time I turn around….startin’ to get on my nerves

Guy on the Right: When i said i wanted to take a moonlit walk on the beech, I didn’t mean with HIM.
Guy on the Light (Barbarian): Don’t insult my werewolf brethren.
Werewolf: Come on guys, quit arguing & lets PARTY!!!

“When we were selected to join the Night Beach Cleaners instead of the Sewer Scrubbers I thought we were getting a lucky break. I don’t know who keeps biting the sunbathers, but if we have to tell one more dude that he’s become lycanthropic, I’m going to transfer. At least the Sewer Scrubbers get weapons.”

… so that’s what the fingers are for. You’ll REALLY embarrass me if I have to explain to you what the tongue’s for, you have been with at least one woman before right? (while thinking – Yeah right, look at that beard)

C’mon Craig, we’ve been hanging out looking cool for hours and not one chick has checked us out let alone said hello. He says if we let him bite us he’ll take us out and introduce us to some really cool bitches.

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