Tuesday, June 16, 2009

We hired a 6'1" chick intern

We hired a really freaking tall chick as an intern. The dude that hired her is 5'5". It is hilarity to see him explaining things to her. It's like a 5th grader explaining his homework to his teacher.

Indians and Breers had a pitching duel last night. Check out the highlights if you have time.

Tem met a chick who hates the Patriots and Cowboys. Is it too soon to ask her to move in? Maybe I'll tell her the engagement ring is in the closet somewhere. Just kidding, I know it is too soon, I'll ask next week.

78% of WWL people think Kobe will never be considered better than Jordan no matter what he does. I agree. Circle gets the square.

Anyway, in this post we have a running diary of El Tardo's latest and a tem movie review. We were going to have an "interview" with Bert F. but he bailed because he wanted to jeouche around with his mouse pad and cook.

8:02 EST - " Did Kobe Bryant change as a player/person/leader/performer from 2008 to 2009, or did his circumstances change?" - El Tardo says no. Also El Tardo thinks he is going to live past 80 years old, he didn't get the memo.

8:03 EST - El Tardo says they won because they had good players. Master of the obvious right there he is. Throws stats around to show Colby didn't do anything different...blah blah blah, El Tardo crap, no mentions of his dad, dog, wife or kid. You know he is taking this article seriously. Which sucks. He sucks when he is serious.

8:04 EST - Question - "2. Did the '09 Lakers really like each other, or was it like a Bill-Hillary thing?"

8:05 - 9:05 EST - This was hard reading, but his answer can be summed up as "I dunno"

9:06 EST - Question 3 "3. Why was the media so desperate to convince us Kobe HAD changed, that his quest to win a fourth title was a storyline that dwarfed all others, that we needed to understand this was a GREAT PLAYER WE ARE WATCHING, that he really wants this, that he's like a coach out there ... I mean, what was the motivation here?"

9:06 - 10:06 EST - More painful reading. He doesn't know this answer either then talks about Joey Buss. Then he rambles on and on about more shit that shouldn't have made it to print, but he clearly needs to meet a deadline.

10:07 EST - Fuck it. DO NOT READ THIS EL TARDO ARTICLE, IT WILL CAUSE TEMPORARY BLINDNESS AND CAUSE YOU TO WANT TO STAB YOURSELF.

Damn that was horrible....well I am only as good as my source material....should have had Bert on the show.

Movie Review:

Ninja Assassin

This is one of the best movie titles for a movie ever. Ninjas are cool. Assassins are cool, you know when they aren't trying to kill you. Cool plus cool has to equal awesome right? Right? Wrong.

Leave it to hollywood to screw something up that had so much potential. I haven't been this let down by a movie since The Hangover in Ohio.

So this movie is about a bumbling idiot that kills ninjas....I can't even suspend my disbelief, none of this shit would ever happen. Think Kevin James vs Jet Li as a ninja and Kevin James wins...WFT?