Tuesday, January 17, 2012

there's nothing quite as humbling as when you go in for the diaper sniff test with your baby (for those unschooled in the art of using your olfactory senses to detect a dirty diaper, that's when you lean into your baby's bottom, quickly inhale through your nose, and confirm whether there is in fact a dump in his pants) only to open up his diaper and find...nothing.

for a minute you stand there confused. and then it hits you. your baby has just farted directly in your face.