Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.

When LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS thinks you're a right-wing nutjob, you're way, way off the deep end.

LGF really isn't all that extreme. They tend to do a decent job of policing their own and are just as quick to go off on a liberal trolling the site as they are on an actual racist rightwinger, birthers, etc.

Not only his daughter. He analy raped Gilberts dog and was jerking off his cat. In addition to going down on his sister while while squatting on Gilberts mighty comedian chowder blaster.

Then the dog takes a crap in the middle of the floor, the cat, the daughter, the sister, and Gilbert himself all folow suit. Then they make a daisy chain in the feces, with Glenn at the end of the chain taking some shiat on his finger and rubbing it on his nipples.

Then glenn gets on his knees and and the cat, dog, and Gilbert start wanking around Beck. The daughter and sister are fist farking him as the blood and Santorum ooze out of his right wing think tank. Gilbert and the pets blow thier custer canoons all over the talkshow hosts face.

These personal attacks are ridiculous. The evidence is clear. While some say Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, every available fact shows that he first murdered the girl THEN raped her in 1990.

Perhaps due to performance anxiety or shame due to small genitals, but only Glenn Beck truly knows why he murdered and raped in 1990.

Mr. Coffee Nerves:These personal attacks are ridiculous. The evidence is clear. While some say Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, every available fact shows that he first murdered the girl THEN raped her in 1990.

Perhaps due to performance anxiety or shame due to small genitals, but only Glenn Beck truly knows why he murdered and raped in 1990.

Weird, I've always heard that he who was raped and almost murdered in 1990. That's what that whole "hemorrhoid problem" he goes in for from time to time is about.

So, I've heard that there are rumors that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I, for one, am outraged that this murdering rapist is given a platform for his heinous views on television! What about the children?! Should they be exposed to this murdering rapist?

Rhaab:Somebody told me that you would have to include a link for a search engine to notice a statement like "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990," so even if you have heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it doesn't do any good to say so without linking to something. That's if you've heard such a thing. Until this thread, I had never heard the claim that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But people couldn't say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 if it wasn't true, right?

/recursive//slashie///goodness//is/recursiveGlenn Beck was raped by a little girl in 1990?

PC LOAD LETTER:Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?

Skleenar:If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

That's a very good point.When Glenn Beck poured vodka down the funnel he had inserted in his anus to perform a vodka enema or "Scat-tini" as it's known amongst those who rape and murder innocent children, making his feces, Bill O'Reilly's anally deposited semen, and a couple of German buttplugs mix with the blood of the girl he raped and murdered in 1990,, I really felt that he deserved the death penalty.

PC LOAD LETTER:Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

Now be reasonable. There are plenty of reasons that don't involve raping and murdering a girl in 1990 that might be why Glenn isn't releasing his legal records.

I mean, it's entirely possible that what he is really worried about coming to light is that Glenn Beck supplied the ammonium nitrate and detonators to Timothy McVeigh before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

PonceAlyosha:Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?

Stop taking him out of context!

"Yeah, I raped and killed her. I came and shat and pissed in her mouth until she choked to death. I would have had a pack of dogs gang rape her first, but she had to mouth off to me first. I still wish I would have been able to get those dogs to gang rape her. That filthy biatch coont wench whore deserved it." -- Glenn Beck