Where Stuff Gets Rated

Tag: dog breeds

These dogs can get bigger than 200 pounds, most of it either hair or drool. They are super friendly but, you know, some people might take a pass on being pals with 200 pounds of hair and drool. Different strokes for different folks. 2.0/5

My uncle once had a Pomeranian who got lost on a flight of stairs, and just ran around in circles on one step until someone appeared at either end of the staircase and reminded it which way it wanted to go. It’s a terrible thing, to pity one’s own pets. 0.2/5

The Basenji is the only breed of dog that doesn’t bark, which sounds incredible until you learn that instead of barking, they kind of yodel, which has to be unsettling when it is two in the morning and you are fast asleep until your Basenji remembers there is such as thing as squirrels in the world and you need to know about it right now. 3.6/5

This is the dog that attempts to answer the question “What if Sonny and Cher were a dog?” It’s also, statistically, the stupidest of dog breeds. You know that thing where you throw a blanket over a dog’s head and the faster they get out from under it, the smarter they are? Afghans tend to assume that underblanket is just how their world works now. 2.0/5