House key, mother-in-law's house key, mailbox key, bike lock key, handcuff key, funky gothic-looking 80-year-old skeleton key from my grandma's old farmhouse, keytag library card, keytag for my local grocery store's silly discount club thing, a carabiner to clip it to my purse with, a keychain picture of my kids, and a heart-shaped keychain from Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Massachusetts that a friend brought me from her last trip home to visit her folks - and yes, I had to actually look at the keychain to spell that right.

When asked about the role of women in video games, Samus Aran said, "..." - and then she blew up the planet. AGAIN.