Abducted and abandoned by a flock of spacefaring lesbianoid sheep.Probed, but not in a good way. Just asked questions like "How did you get on with your parents?" - Frankly I would have preferred the anal thing.

So that's me in a nutshell really... em, what else?

Oh, I once sent cigars to Jez laced with a mild narcotic I found in a cave on the planet Dagphania. He was never the same again.

Some years ago Ekona sent me one of his sweaty t-shirts which I wore for a year and didn't wash. I promised never to tell anybody... and I never will.

Love,Paul XX

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." — Aristotle

It was quite easy actually. Whenever the air smelled fresh and clean, I knew I was going in the wrong direction.I followed the heady stench of putrid manflesh... and possibly cheese.Not mancheese, that would be disgusting!

They took down our old threads!!!??? The bastards!!! I used to like looking at them on occasion and laughing at my own jokes.

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." — Aristotle