My son is doing Auskick whilst we are holidaying on the coast and last Friday, Gary Ablett Jnr turned up at the session

My son was wearing his Cats jersey (don't ask, I don't have an explanation for this choice or his hero worship of Gary Ablett Snr) so Gary tells him that he used to play for Geelong but now plays for the Suns.

Social jnr responds with "aren't you good enough to play for them anymore?'

Next day he hears that the Suns have been beaten by Carlton so he says "told you Gary Ablett sucks"