Laura Benanti’s Melania Returns to Distract Everyone With Her Clothing Again

After baffling most of The US with her “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” jacket, Melania Trump (or at least her dumb-night stand-in Laura Benanti) is here with extra apparel to distract the of us from the true components. “It changed into once picked out by my private stylist Stephen Miller,” Melania tells Stephen Colbert about her jacket, sooner than bringing out an “F THE KIDS” hat (“It stands for first the adolescents”) and admonishing the host not to mediate her clothing. Clearly, then she locations on a “BELIEVE MY CLOTHING” shirt. “Discontinue my shirt, my lies are up here,” she provides. Melania affords to train out a entire sequence of assorted distracting apparel — exact occupy of your full possible dumb-night jokes! — sooner than donning the kicker, a jacket that reads: “HOW MANY MONSTROUS ACTS DO I HAVE TO SUPPORT BEFORE PEOPLE FINALLY START SEEING ME AS COMPLICIT IN THIS?” Smartly, that alone would possibly per chance per chance derive them on their manner.