Which Classic N64 Game Are You?

You got:
Pokemon Stadium

This result is the very best, like no result ever was. To get this result was your main test, to play Pokemon Stadium is your cause. And man, remember Pokemon Stadium? How cool was this game — all your favorite Pokes in STUNNING 3-D. So great. Life changing. GAME CHANGING! You are a game changing human being. Thank you for being you.

You got:
NBA Courtside

FROM DOWNTOWN! This game… this GAME. This game used to TEAR apart friendships. If you played this game with your mother, she would disown you. NOTHING STAYS THE SAME AFTER A GAME OF COURTSIDE. I mean, look at the box. Kobe’s got that Kobe ‘fro going on. How are you going to not love this game?

You got:
Banjo-Kazooie

You didn’t need any of that Mario crap when you had TWO Marios! Sure, there was no Green Mario, but you had that witch to keep you company. This game was a classic, and its sequel was even better. Collect those puzzle pieces, ya dingus.

You got:
Starfox 64

There’s not much to say about this game besides: DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! Oh, and it was a terrific game.

You got:
Mario Party 2

I know what you’re thinking — what about the first Mario Party? Well, that’s all well and good, but Mario Party 2 is where the formula was PERFECTED. I mean — look at that cowboy hat. You think Mario wore a cowboy hat in the first game? Hell no. This is the game that caused about 50% of my childhood fights. ONCE YOU STEAL A STAR FROM ME, WE’RE ENEMIES FOR LIFE.

You got:
Perfect Dark

Don’t tell anyone, but this game was secretly better than Goldeneye. I mean, it had better multi-player, better weapons, and ALIENS. ALIENS! Nothing will come close to playing multiplayer with you, some friends, and 5 pink Meatsims. NOTHING.

You got:
Super Mario 64

THE CLASSIC. THE ORIGINAL. It does not get better than this. You can play this game forever — and you probably did as a kid trying to get Yoshi. Just please, PLEASE, don’t make me do another water level. That eel thing is TERRIFYING.

You got:
Ocarina Of Time

The greatest game of all time. The game, the myth, the LEGEND. WAIT, LISTEN! Nothing will come close to exploring the Hyrule fields for the first time, having to deal with those wack-ass skeletons when the sun went down, finding out Sheik was ZELDA the whole time, and the first time you stuck a light arrow right in that SOB Gannondorf’s heart. There’s a reason so many people call this the best game of all time — it is.

You got:
Goldeneye

This game right here… this game RIGHT HERE! Who didn’t spend a huge chunk of their childhood trying to unlock all the cheats in this game? Facility in under two minutes is STILL impossible. Goldeneye is the best movie game ever made. JUST DON’T PICK ODDJOB, YOU CHEATER.

You got:
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater

Whether you picked Chad Muska, Tony Hawk, or Kareem Cambell, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater was the best. It also probably inspired you to buy a skateboard… I know it had that effect on me. It also inspired me to start listening to Goldfinger. “SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN, HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM, PRETENDING I’M A SUPERMAN!”

You got:
Super Smash Brothers

This is how all arguments should be settled — with a game of Smash. Politicians, world leaders — it doesn’t matter — if they have a disagreement, they should just sit down, choose Hyrule Castle, and get down to business. This game never got old, and for a good reason — IT’S THE BEST.

You got:
Mario Kart 64

Oh boy, oh boy. Does it get any better than Mario Kart? EVERYONE has played this game. When’s the last time you played Mario Kart? I’m willing to bet it was like a month ago — that’s how good this game is. It never gets old. Everyone has their favorite character — there are your Bowser people, your Peach people, your Luigis of the world. This world is a Mario Kart 64 world, and we’re just living in it.