8/14/2003

Funny letter to Ann Coulter from Henry Panky comparing her to a blond Afghan or Saluki. “Loved your last book, ‘Arbeit Macht Frei: Let’s Get It Right This Time.'” Classic.

Elsewhere on the site is a letter to Meg Ryan presenting the case for a serious relationship (“Ms. Ryan, to cut to the chase: I need a woman who’s been around the block, but still poses coquettishly on magazine covers in revealing tops.”) and a tribute to a burnt potato (“We gaze mutely upon the blasted cadaver, comparing it, with incomprehension, to the blithe survivor which sailed through the whole hubbub unscathed, unfazed, even cocky.”). Good stuff, there.