Saturday, April 21, 2012

weekend jokes ;)

4 men are waiting in a dentist waiting-room, while from the dentists cabinet awful sounds of his instruments are heard... Then, the door of the cabinet opens and the dentists asks: "Who's last?" "ME!" reply the patients simultaneously...

In the middle of the night a bandit threatens a man with a knife on his back: "Give me your money!" "I don't have any..."says the scared man. "Then, give me your credit cards!" "They are not with me..." "Give me your jewelries, watch!!!" "I don't have any of them too..." The bandit jumps on the man's back: "Then, you'll ride me to the corner!!!" ;)

I know that many girls/women don't like jokes about blonde women but there are some pretty good among them :):

What is it called when a blonde woman blows in another blonde woman's ear? A transfer of data... How could one make a blonde woman laugh on Monday afternoon? Just tell her a simple joke on Friday morning...

Have a nice weekend, everyone! Don't forget: One can fight money only with money... as my Mountaineers say :).

A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...

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A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...