ABC premiered its long-awaited new dating show on Monday night after The Bachelorette, and it's . . . just . . . wow. The show in question is The Proposal, a spinoff of The Bachelor, which invites a group of scantily-clad women (and men, in future episodes) to compete for the affections of a mysterious suitor whom they can't see. Instead, the suitor is able to see them and ask tons of invasive questions about their families, hobbies, and sex lives - yes, really - before deciding if they want...