Nomination Year: 2006SYNOPSIS: Terry and Ann are two college-age girls attending an illicit barn dance. When their car runs out of gas, a kindly local man offers to put them up at his house for the night. They accept, because what are the odds he will turn out to be an amoral scientist conducting bizarre experiments with young women?

Inane Dialogue

A Series of Unfortunate Inanities Terri runs to the window. But there are "...iron bars ... like a prison" on it. She then goes to the door, but "... it's locked ... from the outside ...
I can't open it...."