We awe in excellent paws, ummm, I mean wheels, she has been at evewy woyal wedding since Queen Victowia and has given instwuction to the Woyals themselves

photo by Ewic Squawe

we wewe initially going to stay in a posh hotel, but my deew cousin Ewic Squawe dog convinced us that the way to go is to camp out in fwont of Buck House

he saved us a most pawfect spot to see all the action, and we've been hewe fow sevewal days now

Ewic is a most wondewful host and awwanged evewything

we had comfowtabull sofas and shayz lunges and of couwse lovely tea as soon as we awwived

I quite like the salmon paste samiches and the spotted dick

I had some concewns about the lack of bafwoom wif multi-pull sinks and gwanite countew tops like all a mewwy cans pwefew, but Ewic assuwed me that bathing in the fountain in fwont of the Palace was just the thing, ( I do think that Lacie could have shown a little westwaint)

The Queen complained that the howsies dwawing hew cawwiage wewe not up to paaw, so my gwandson Scwuffy and bwuvvew Jake volunteewed to lead the pawade

Natoowally, the Woyals insisted that we attend the wedding and all the festivities

I am undew the stwictest owdews not to weveal THE DWESS, so you'll just have to wait fow the delayed telebision covew age,

I can weveal that The house of Agatha has been sewing dog bones on silk and tulle fow momfs shhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone

To ouw delight we saw the Beagle aunties Mawfa and Bailey on the steps of Westminstew Abbey(we have missed them tewwibully since they stopped blogging)

We wewe the fiwst to entew the Abbey and I can tell you thewe was a most wondewful hush when the assembulled guests saw us in all ouw magnificence

Awchie Played his Tuba and Accowdion fow the pwocessional, and may I say, he was astounding

We waited at the Altaw fow the Bwide to Awwive

(the Queen kept asking Ewic Squawe fow advice the whole time)

photo couwtesy of Mumsie

We joined the happy Couple on the balcony to wave to ouw ummm, I mean theiw loyal subjects ( I gave Wills and Kate, umm I mean theiw highnesess a smoochie kiss on behalf of all of us and wished them much happiness)

aftew that it was on to lunch and nap and then of couwse the dance, but Mommi's camewa was confiscated at that point and you'll just have to imagine the west

I hope all of you had fun joining us

isn't womance gweat????

My heawt goes out to a ll the victims of the howwibull townados. I pway that all my fwiends awe safe (thanks to the wondewful zoolatwy giwls fow this lovely sign)

OMD...for some reason, Mumsie is speechless...and rolling on the floor...no, no she's not over here...I have her on Webcam....she seems to be sobbing about something...at least I think she is...er...NO, SHE'S LAUGHING....

At what???

Now, would you please pass me that spotted um that dish on the left...and I'll have another cup of tea with Schlag in it and twelve crumpets.

And Asta...Miss Enid is rather appalled at us er you. I KNOW it got boring during the ceremony, but did you and Scruffy HAVE to start playing with that orange tennis ball? Enid had a horrid time getting it out of Kate's er Catherine's train....

Listen she is BESIDES herself(House of Ags) over this stupid dress.. I cant take it anymore and went off with the boys to the pub........ I dont know how to tell her that all the cookies are sort of well not there anymore.... Love A+A

Oh Asta, never in a million years could Jake nor I have imagined being with all of OurFriends in the company of Royals, rubbing shoulders and sharing canapes. (I know. I know. The food wasn't the most important part, but it still is really important to me ... it wasn't till I saw myself at the tent outside of Buck Pal that I realized how my eyes always drifted toward it, if it was near.) Anyhow. I'm so hoping we made such a wonderful impression upon Prince William and Princess Catherine that we might ... just might ... have influenced the family to at least consider us wirey types as the next Royal Dog. We are, after all, already comfortable with the pupparici. At least most of us are.

Didn't everyone look lovely? Oh, how I loved being on Butchy's arm ... and Jake was sooo proud to be with LadySally again. Oh .... it has been simply wonderful!

My dear Asta, might I say that you look fabulous in orange. I think you just might steal the show from the bride. Please give my regards to the Queen and tell her that Mr. Pip will be watching all the way from his couch in Chicago!

Well this post is almost enough to convince Gail to stay in and watch the telly, if only to catch a glimpse of the WFT drawn carriage to hear Archie's tuba and accordion echoing around the Abbey. What a shame we shall be heading off to our cottage for the weekend. Sunshine and long walks in the hills are forecast. Perhaps you could all come up and join me and let your hair down after the ceremonials?Toodle pip! Bertie,

You guys MADE that wedding. I thought it was going to just be another boring human thing. Not true! And what snappy dressers you all are. I am still a bit jet lagged I am afraid. Given that I am only actually awake about two hours per day, it is difficult to shift that time and look alert on such short notice.

Asta the whole WORLD will be green with Jellyness over your being sooooo close to all the ROYALS. You look so lovely. What an exciting day for you... THANK YOU fur sharing it with US. It was magical!!!

You guys were the best dressed guests at the wedding! no surprise! Thank you for the sweet prayer. The tornado went through birmingham,al, (where I live), and it was so scary. The damage in all the surrounding areas is really unfathomable!! Love,Janie

It was you, I thought it was, I told mom thats my bloggie friends from the USA, we've been watching it on the TV!! I'm out for a walk now as I have been sat down all day!!! what a great wedding Love your outfits.

We are thinking of the poor folks court up in the very bad weather.George and Jan x

Crickey wasn't that a smasheroonie of a day? M Square is fit to bursting with laughter at your report Asta but who cares about her...now ME I'm fit to bursting with Proper London Pride...um and maybe a few woyal wabbit pies...and spotted dick puddin'

Asta dear. Miss Enid here. I have enrolled you and Lacie into my summer school Etiquette Course after your appalling terrier behaviour yesterday. How many times do I have to tell you playing ball is not a seemly pastime for genteel lady dogs? Your new course will cover all aspects of demure and suitable pastimes.Crewel work,tapestry and embroidery to name but a few of the subjects covered.Such Fun!I'm know you will be over excited at this lovely surprise but do try and show some restraint please dear.

You all were dressed to the nines for this wedding. I kept looking for you, as I knew that you couldn't have passed this up, and didn't see you. I guess it was way to crowded to see you. I hope you all had a great time.

Sorry we haven't been around much but Mommy still isn't well so we don't go visiting much. Mommy's got a bad cold right now so we hyave been home all day naping and we've read all your posts we've missed.

Looks like you had a gret time at the wedding. Mommy just loved Kate's dress. It is so nice to see all the flowers in NY, things are so dry here that we don't hardley see anym flowers. Mommy is starting up our A-Z flowers posts and we found one of youm we'd like to use if that's OK.

Dearest Asta, how delightful to see you on the occasion of the Royal Wedding.We were so pleased to be able to wear our House of Asta creations!If only you had been asked to design for Princess Eugenie and Beatrice!As ever you thought of everything.We really could not believe our mince pies as Eric would say when we saw all you wires camping outside Buckinham Palace!Your afternoon tea was lovely and we know the sight would have brought a smile to all the Royal family.We believe the corgis will be in touch for your fashion advice in the near future.Your friends,Martha and Bailey xxxx

dearest asta we just knew that someone wiff all your royalness and populawity was going to have VIP for the wedding.we must say you looked quite dashing in all youw outfits. thank you also for thinking of all our friends who are suffering from the tornado damage. you are as usual as thoughtful as you are bewootiful