I know you do. Why else can I not take you seriously at some times? I'm still waiting for you to understand that I was being sarcastic there. Yup, we are so going to get thrown into Lightloft by Dark Arcanine.

Ganondorf must have some extreme architecture skills to be able to build that big boy where Hyrule Castle used to be. Too bad he slacked off in TP. He just used Zelda's regular castle instead, but replaced the gentle rooms with deadly ones.