Baloneyflaps

Super Moderator

Your card would be worth it's price to my company just in the productivity it would improve with the Mountain Dew dispenser. Not only would it insure that everyone at work was getting their caffeine and sugar quota, but we wouldn't have to leave our offices to get it!

Revolutionary!! A truly ingenious innovation whose time has come, and will change the corporate landscape for years to come! Bravo!

Alpha2

New Member

Mt Dew is good, but I prefer Dr Pepper. How about we just set it up to dispense whatever you hook up to it? Or better still, we could sell it in different flavors, with cost linked directly to demand. Naah, no one would do a thing like that.

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CarpeMortis

New Member

..or as an upgrade, we could sell something to strengthen that flimzy retractable cupholder that comes with your PC. It seems to be large enough to hold a big gulp, but every time i try, the damn thing breaks!

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Alpha2

New Member

Yeah, that cup holder sucks. But what I really hate sre the software floppies they gave me with my system. Seems they're all bad. I kept them right next to the system in this nifty magnetic holder stuck to the side of the case. Oh, by the way, anyone know why I'd have a greenish blob on the side of my screen?

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CarpeMortis

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That's a rare form of computer virus...You have to repartition and reformat your hard drive to get rid of the green blob. Be glad it's not a purple one...you'ld have to buy a whole new system. As for the Flopies, if you give them a good washing, it should fix them right up...Just set your dishwasher to it's highest setting, and letit run it's cycle.