#1500576254"It's a sofa that can move faster than the speed of light! It hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet and fits into the boot of a car"Well, it's a sofa. It has a infinite probability drive strapped to the back and can fold away to fit into any (very large) car boot!

Whiteagle wrote:Still, if you only need finite improbability to make the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left, imagine what a couch with infinite improbability would be capable of.