OK, had just sat down to send a little letter in the order of "one of these things is not like the other" with a picture of the K-Bar we ordered, the K-Bar I have on the wall upstairs that I received when I retired from the Marines, then this beasty that I received today. When I sat down to compose the email yours was waiting for me. That's cool - this "Coconut Chopper" will be waiting for the return label, and I will eagerly await my real K-Bar.
OK, this is an edited entry. After reading all the whining and griping I am rather amazed at all the people who want something for nothing. That said I find this Zomstro rather interesting, and feel it's in reality much more of a useful piece of equipment. If your company does end up getting a group discount on the Zomstros for those who wish to keep them I would be willing to enter that group buy. I do not however want something for nothing and will return it as soon as I get the label if required. Either way I would still like the Zombro as I purchased it as a present for my son who would greatly appreciate such a nice K-Bar.

I agree on both accounts, I saw the email while I was at work so it wasn't a surprise when I opened the box, but I was surprised at how much I liked the Zombstro too. I'd be very interested in a buy on these too.