McSweeney's Announces E-Reader 'Editor's Choice' Award

Dave Eggers will never tire of this joke: John Flowers has given the honor of McSweeney’s “Editor’s Choice” e-reader of the year to The Newspaper. He praised the device’s display (large, elastic) and dynamism (wrapping paper, fly swatter, hat). Mr. Flowers also was impressed by The Newspaper’s security mechanism. “We left one Newspaper on a park bench for six hours,” he wrote, “and, upon return, found it in the exact same place.”