Kelly Slater’s girls

Most of us love Kelly Slater's surfing and wish we could be this guy. In and out of the water, he has a life most of us can only envy. A charmed life, as we learned in our interview with Kelly. Wanted to take a few moments to point out in photos a few more reasons to worship this guy. I'm sure I'm missing a few good ones, and he's probably had a slew of “regular” girls, some of which probably even top these in the hotness department. Take careful notice of his appreciation of Leonardo DiCaprio's ex's. Kelly Slater had two of them.A few reasons why it's good to be king:

Pamela Anderson is hot, too.

Cameron Diaz and Kelly Slater on the links. They surf, too. Just friends.

Slater got in some sh!t defending Gisele Bundchen from the Papparrazi.

Kirsten Dunst

Not one of his proudest dating moments:

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Good post. It’s high time somebody in the blogs called out Slates on his womenizing…his new lady seems pretty chill though, despite being in college, perhaps a bit of a pre-midlife crisis. Whatever she’s doing seems to be working for him, maybe it transfusions like the Rolling Stones get!

First of all; there’s no evidence of Kelly hooking up with Bar Raefeli, Slater denies it by all accounts and all that is really known is that he met her in a bar on one occasion and they were ‘seen’ leaving the premises before Slater went ballistic on papparazi. Kelly emphatically denies ever meeting Kirsten Dunst and if you saw the video, you’d believe him. Yes, Kelly has it made and I live vicariously through him -will someone please ask Kelly if and what happened when he shot that commercial for L’Oreal with Laetitia Casta?

Laetitia Casta did some l’oreal tanning ad in Europe with Kelly about 5 years ago or so. Since then she has been acting in movies in and around different parts of Europe. She remarried and has had another child with her new actor husband. She still books the occasional modeling gig and I think made it onto a stamp in France. If you can call Kelly, ask him if he hooked up with her during the making of the ad. She’s better than croisants.

HOW KELLY HAS NOT GOTTEN HIV OR AIDS IS SIMPLY AMAZING. HE MUST WRAP IT UP WELL, GOOD FOR HIM. HE SURFS WELL, BUT HE IS AN ARROGANT SOB. AND YOU ALL KNOW IT. THIS INFAMOUS WHORE IS NOW DATING A YOUNG WOMEN, YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE HIS DAUGHTER. CREEPY GUY. JUST LUVES PUSSY, ANY PUSSY REALLY