George launched himself at the new corrupted and fucked up looking, sword drawn. "Tzom huh? Well Tzom!" he screamed, slashing at the darkness hedgehog pokemon, "SHOW ME IF THIS DARKNESS GRANTED THE POWER YOU SAID YOU WANTED." His sword was burning with holy fire and his eyes blazed in anger as well. Lost another one to ditech.

George sighed. "I know at least two who can help us. Although I'm not sure how helpful one of them will be." He put his sword back in his scabbard and launched his shield in a way that Captain America (his best friend from Marvel Town) taught him, hitting Petelina in the face and then returning to him. "I'm not done with you, or you Sexina."

Suddenly John walked onto the scene, his body glistening with sweat. He looked at the scene and shook his head, "I thought Petelina hated Moogles, not Yoshis. Why is that one dead?" he pointed to the baby yoshi that had been drooling whilst eating that Dark Waluigi shot and killed mere minutes before all this insane crazy shit had happened.

He walked over to it and using the power of his body magic, he summoned his chi. He took in a deep breath and focused himself. "Mimi ni mashoga!" he screamed and slammed a fist into the baby yoshi's body.

"WHAT THE FUCK" George yelled.

But the instant the fist hit the dead gay creature it sprung back to life. "What good is being a dark brooding bad ass if you waste your power killing people who can't fight back?" John asked in an introspective and insanely cool way. He stood back up and cracked his neck. "Pathetic. People who prey on the weak need to die."

George was surprised. Perhaps there was still hope. Perhaps he could help them.

George looked at John. "John, you might be a huge fucking asshole but there's still light in your heart. He need to save Tzom before he ends up dying, or losing his way."

John stared at George and also got the reference to the bad anime Kill La Kill which in his opinion was utter shit and Madoka is a LOT better. "Maybe," he said noncommittally, "That kid could die if he's not careful. Plus, he's a racist fucker."

"Uncle Remus, we need your strength. Together, with Cletus we can stop him!" George said massive muscles flexing as he spoke as he posed like a homosexual from JoJos Bizarre Adventure.