My perfect Berlin weekend: Stephen Paul Taylor

Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked

Known for years as one of Berlin's most ubiquitous buskers – and, since late last year, as the guy singing "Everybody knows shit's fucked" in an unexpectedly viral 15-second clip – synth pop troubadour Stephen Paul Taylor releases his new EP Single And Seventeen at Klunkerkranich on Saturday, August 1. We asked him how he'd be spending the weekend if he had his way (and a spaceship)...

FRIDAY

15:00 Rent a 10-person helicopter and park it on my roof. Then go pick up chocolate bars from my Späti.

17:00 Meet 10 of my closest friends, go to Teufelsberg in the helicopter and sing like angels in the dome.