Hashes Today

Aren't you glad you're not stuck in the border crossing line?Hare(s): Peanut Butter in the Sweet Spot, Thumb Ass, Food by Ass Rammer
Location: CVS5685 Balboa AvenueBalboa Mesa Shopping CenterSan Diego, CA 92111
Directions: 805 to Balboa West, left at the light into shopping center just before Genesee, just past CVS. Same shopping center as Vons & Blarney Stone.Google Maps:https://www.google.com/maps/place/5685+B...Run Fee: 9Pre-lube: Panera BreadTrail type: A to BOn after: Blarney StoneDog friendly: YesNotes:Cum rejoice in your lack of hangover (or drink whatever water suits you to get rid of it), run on an excrement-free trail, and be amazed that you can drive home in your own car with working A/C whenever you feel like it.

Seriously, how much more awesome can it get?

Oh, and the trail will be a nice romp through the shiggy of Clairemont. There may be some PO, but I'll mark it with my new hash mark: PO Everywhere Near (PEN). I'll also include how near it will be, so for example in the next 1-5 puffs will read PEN15 - be on the lookout for PEN15 on this trail; it is Clairemont.

On-In is dog friendly (duh), and will feature a sampling of brunchy deliciousness that Ass Rammer is well, pulling out of his ass. Our lead hare will also be serving up beer, jokes, and will probably lose control of the pack, so drive over to cum with Peanut Butter!

H4 does CLD in the COTUHare(s): Captain Jerk, Squats for Tots, No Means Gnome and mystery hares
Location: Business Park Recreational Facility, Camino Hills Dr, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Directions: Park in the dirt.Google Maps:https://www.google.com/maps/dir//Busines...Run Fee: $6Trail type: A to A primeDog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)Notes:Come join Humpin' as we invade the Carlsbad Airport (CLD)and venture through VIRGIN COTU shiggy. Three great hares bring their own signatures to this trail. Captain Jerk is pulling some virgin shiggy out of his hare bag, Squats will include miles of YBFs, laid in non GMO organic hand ground whole wheat flour of course, and Gnome will bring the extra credit check and make sure it is earned. 6-ish miles of smiles and a plethora of quality beer checks. Worth coming back early from whatever is going on in Mexico for this one.

Hashes Tomorrow

Mexico Recovery TrailHare(s): Fitty First Rapes, Tattle Tits, Packy Hotass
Location: London's West End 5157 La Jolla BlvdSan Diego, CA 92109
Directions: Parking will be street parking, please plan to come a little early or carpool!Google Maps:https://goo.gl/maps/66VoQRun Fee: $3Trail type: A to ADog friendly: Trail OnlyNotes:Welcome back to America to all of those who survived camp out! We've got just the trail to get you back in the swing of things and cure your hangover! Your lovely hares will be dressed as nurses and happy to give your your fix! There will be (local craft) beer! There will be sexy nurses! There will be boooooobs!

The trail will be a little under 4 miles, just a quick romp through La Jolla/PB area (mostly pavement). We plan to have at least 2 drink checks: one check to get you caught up on your shots and one to cure what ales you, with a great view, too!! Trail will be dog friendly, but the on in is not. The bar owner loves the hash and she is working on getting us some drink specials, so stay tuned!

Hashes Later This Week

StumbleFoot Clydesdale RunHare(s): FatBasqueTurd (with a little help from InCumSnatch)
Location: Morena Plaza Shopping CenterEast Side of Toys R Us,1240 West Morena BoulevardSan Diego, CA 92110
Directions: I-5 to Sea World Drive, east to Morena, Left to W. Morena, Mall on right. LFHGoogle Maps:https://goo.gl/maps/QBnn1Thomas Bros:32.769054, -117.203462Run Fee: $3Trail type: A to A primeDog friendly: YesNotes:It's time again for the "Big Guys" to have there own theme run. So if you are "above average" height or build, come on out and stomp the ground with your larger brethren. Let's see if we can trip the seismic sensors along the Rose Canyon fault. We'll show the Harrietts what real men are.

Trail will be moderately short and mostly flat, but mixed in will be some good shiggy, and great beerchecks. There is sure to be some excellent 'viewing' too. Bring some cash on trail and more for the On-In, our host is going to set us up with some hearty portions of cooked flesh and cold brews.

And of course, you skinny ponies are welcome too, but if you have veggie tendencies, you might want to pack a sack lunch.

25th Anniversary RunHare(s): Mae West, Pink Panther, Gag 'n' Shag
Location: 9604 Candy Ln., La Mesa
Thomas Bros:1271 C1Run Fee: $8.00Trail type: A to ADog friendly: YesNotes:That's right--these old farts have actually been doing this for 25 years! Who knows how much time we have left? Better join us soon!Run will start poolside. Jacuzzi will be hot, pool will be delightful, beer and wine will flow. Gag will be cooking up something scrumptious.

A Nice Clean Run in Mira MesaHare(s): DF, I Spooged the Sheriff
Location: Out in front of 8586 Menkar Rd., San Diego 92126
Google Maps:https://www.google.com/maps/place/8586+M...Thomas Bros:Really?Run Fee: Seiz dolaresTrail type: A to ADog friendly: YesNotes:Summer time, and the livin' is breezy (hopefully); are you up (and down) for a trip to/fro Penasquitos Canyon? Turkeys/Walkers about three; Ego Eagles more like five (where are your units? No credit) Okay, miles.... In keeping with the theme, will be disinfecting and heating up der spa.

Hashes Later This Month

American Pharoah HashHare(s): Horsey, Haleys, Rape&Spillage
Location: Triple Crown Pub
Directions: Use googly linkGoogle Maps:https://goo.gl/maps/gMuUIRun Fee: 3Trail type: A to ADog friendly: NoNotes:Hashers and Harriettes, the ponies are running in Del Mar, the hash got kicked out of Fall Brewing, and we have the first American Triple Crown winner since 1978. Come celebrate the 12th time this has happened in history, and probably the billionth time a hash has been kicked out of a bar. Triple Crown Pub has always been friendly to the hashers and welcomed us in on that faithful evening, so come on out and give them some love. Haleys and I have scouted once, R&S and I are heading out to scout again soon, trail is in the works and will be pretty memorable if we can make it connect. If we can't, it'll still be a great night to come watch new MM try and figure out how to fly this potato.

Hare(s): Still A Tool and Just Vlad and Sugar Snatch with food
Location: Lake View Park
Directions: Just go East of Lake Miramar. The best way is to look at the Google maps link below.Google Maps:https://goo.gl/maps/pb5SPRun Fee: $6Trail type: A to ADog friendly: YesNotes:It is Dingleberry's birthday, so come and help celebrate.

The On In has a bathroom, picnic tables, and great views. You may still want to bring chairs and some shade.

Tool's first time haring North County and Just Vlad's first time haring, so what could go wrong?

The GFHHH 4 Year Anniversary RunHare(s): Mike, Ray, Joe
Location: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders DriveRun Fee: $8Trail type: A to ADog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)Notes:Tempus you betcha fug-it! Hope you've enjoyed the times (I have); great biers, camaraderie, hills of Miramar/Mira Mesa. Like an olde Beach Boyz song refrain, "Let's get together and do it again". There's even an extra bucko pp for food so you never know....

Scratchy's 1000th RunHare(s): Scratchy
Location: Murray Ridge Park (otherwise known as Sloshball Park)
Directions: From I-8 take the 805 North one exit to Murray Ridge Rd. Turn left on Chantilly Ave. and left again on Escondido Ave. into parkThomas Bros:1249 C7Run Fee: $9Trail type: A to ADog friendly: YesNotes:22 years in the making, I'll have 2 great trails with plenty of virgin shiggy and checks. Both trails are dog friendly, eagles will need a flash light. Home made Mex. food and Sierra Nevada at the end.