I know this is for the new kids and new members but Hi its been a long time since I seen everyone. Yes Im one of the old timers but havent talked or seen anyone in like years. I think Ill welcome myself back to the realms.

Is this guy gonna take a month or two to eventually try to sell us something? He posted this in the front forums.

i just get home from a shitty-boring day at work and i take my computer out to relax on the porch and the indian bitch in the trailer next door is blasting kid rock. what the fuck. i'm trying to quietly listen to my quiet john fahey album i just got.

but apparently the cops are keeping an eye on that trailer because they're selling coke or something.

There's a dairy farm near where I'm doing my art show, and they make this flavor only during the summer:

They call it "Trash" and it's all the stuff left over from all their other ice cream flavors, colored neon purple. I love this stuff. Last night, mine had several whole raspberry truffles and mini peanut butter cups in it, part of a peppermint patty, and what I think was a coffee been.

Christ, don't you just hate it when it seems like everyone else is doing something with their lives, and you can't even think of where to start. Suddenly the time's gone, you've achived nothing, and everyone starts asking you questions about what you did with it.