These are all of your favorite parts of the movie...If there is any of them you like that I have not yet mentioned, please tell me so I can add it for you!

These are all of the hilarious parts of the movie...If there is any of them you like that I have not yet mentioned, please tell me so I can add it for you!

gibbs: IM ALREADY AWAKE!

will: that was for the smell!

Anamaria- YOU STOLE MY BOAT

Jack: Actually -borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you

Anamaria- BUT YOU DIDNT

Jack- you'll get another one!

Anamaria (points at Jack) I WILL

Will- A better one!

Jack- A better one! :)

Will- That one (points to interceptor)

Jack- THAT ONE?!?!?!? -ME:)

Barbossa: why thank you Jack!

Jack: your welcome

Barbossa: not you, we named the monkey Jack!

Jack: NO!!! What are you doing! You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

Elizabeth: yes the rum is gone

Jack: But why is the rum gone!?!?

Elizabeth: One, it a vile drink the turns even the most respectful men into complete scoundrels,two: do you realize that signal is over 1000 feet high! The ENTIRE royal navy is looking after me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

jack: but why's the rum gone!? -Erin

STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!

Norrington: you are with out doubt the WORST pirate Ive ever heard of!

Jack: but you have heard of me!

Jack Sparrow : [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody well is now!

[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore] Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.

Pintel : Down to the depths with them that thought o' 'parley'. Jack Sparrow:: That would be the French.

Will: where's elizabeth?

Jack: She's safe just like I promised, she's about to marry Norrington just like SHE promised, and you're about to die for her just like YOU promised. So we're all men of our words here, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.

I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest one's you want to watch out for, honestly. Because you can tell when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid -Sky

Jack: NO!!! What are you doing! You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

Elizabeth: yes the rum is gone

Jack: But why is the rum gone!?!?

Elizabeth: One, it a vile drink the turns even the most respectful men into complete scoundrels,two: do you realize that signal is over 1000 feet high! The ENTIRE royal navy is looking after me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

jack: but why's the rum gone!? -Erin

STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!

Norrington: you are with out doubt the WORST pirate Ive ever heard of!

Jack: but you have heard of me!

Jack Sparrow : [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody well is now!

[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore] Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.

Pintel : Down to the depths with them that thought o' 'parley'. Jack Sparrow:: That would be the French.

Will: where's elizabeth?

Jack: She's safe just like I promised, she's about to marry Norrington just like SHE promised, and you're about to die for her just like YOU promised. So we're all men of our words here, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.

I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest one's you want to watch out for, honestly. Because you can tell when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid -Sky