I am a small brown bear
.... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy,
football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?

WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

At ferst I dident know wat this ment. I wondered if it ment I had to hav a new laybol sown into my butt, an was worreed that this mite be painful. But it terns out that sumwun named my blog as wun of their favrits. Ahh! That's nice. Now I'm ment to do the same.

Well folks, if yu scroll down an look to the right, yu'll see a list of my favrit blogs. There are 25 of them so far. I like them all, an erge yu to pay them a visit.

As fer the wuns I wud tag, well, how bowt I point out sum unusual wuns fer yu, that yu mite not hav been to yet. OK? So, in no particular order, why not try-

Introducing.....Pip The DogPip's owner is a Dog Listener, an this blog talks about her life an werk, from Pip's point of view. The photo's ar luvley an Pip's writin offen makes me larf. Yu can lern things about dogs heer, too.

Introducing....A Little Bit Of NaturePictures from nature webcams rownd the world. The latest is on these baby birds. Very cute. But not quite as cute as the baby panda pictures the day before. Ahhhhh. Another great nature blog is What's In Your Backyard?, run by the same author.

Introducing....I'm not in the office today...This is my friend Chalky. She travels all over the UK fer her werk, an blogs about it heer. She always travels with a small bear, too. And she duzz crafty stuff, wich yu can see on In The Making.

Introducing.....McGlinch is a great blogger who I ownly fownd resently. He doodles. GREAT doodles. An if yu put in a rekwest fer a doodle on a Friday, he'll do a doodle for yu.

Then I hav to menshun my good friend Monkey, hoo is taking a break from bloggin at the moment cos his compewter died. But still hav a read of what they yewst to get up to over there.

Watch footie on the internet:

Thank you for your visit. Bob's off for a dam' good frolic now:

A note on "Bear English"

Some people have written to me to say that they can't read my blogs cos ov my Bear English. We do spell some things differently, mostly phonetically. Sorry. We also say 'der' for 'the' and 'dat' for 'that'. To try to make it easier for you, I am now trying to remember to use "th" insted. But my oldest posts will stay mostly in the original Bear English.... Please "BEAR" wiv me. If you can't read me, please come back wiv a good strong cup ov tea an a choklit biskit, an try den! I mean THen!
(It's the polar bear influence, you see, because in Icelandic the 'th' sound is spelt with a 'd'.)