The New Movie from 'Saved by the Bell's' Lark Voorhies Does Not Look Good

Look, I don’t know what happened to her face, either. NOT IMPORTANT. The important thing is, she’s doing fine.

Now she is “quite wonderful and very busy,” she said. “I’ve got a new company ‘Yo Soy Production’ and a brand-new film ‘The Hope for Pandora’s Box,’ which I wrote, directed, starred in, and executive produced.” There is currently no release date for the film, but it is obvious that Voorhies is proud of the project.

Let’s just leave it at that. She’s doing well. And yes, she’s game for a “Saved by the Bell” reunion. “If it did happen, it wouldn’t be a bad thing,” she says. I don’t care what she looks like today. She’ll always be Lisa Turtle. I’m more concerned with that movie she’s working on. I don’t know what it looks like today, but here’s a trailer for the short film, The Hope for Pandora’s Box from her MySpace page in 2009.

Yikes. I certainly hope that, after three years of work on it, it looks better than that trailer portends.

Lark’s husband Jason really thought he was punching above his weight when they got engaged, so I’m sure he’s been a bit disappointed to discover that the old wives’ tale about married couples growing to look alike after time is actually true.

She looks like a woman who has been taking Testosterone injections to look like a man and then decided that she wanted to be a woman who looked like a man but wanted to dress like a woman. A female reverse tranvestite of some sort. I s that make-up or is she also using face whitening creams? Either way, Caca for cookoo puffs.

Wrote, check. Directed, check. Starred in, check. Executive produced, check. Jacked face, check. Whoa. She’s like the Tommy Wiseau of the SBTB cast. This film could be EPIC. We could very well be sitting on the next national treasure here, people.