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“He'd be biting off far more than he could chew,” a cool, even voice stated, causing Jim to nearly jump out of his skin. He turned abruptly with his hand upon his swordhilt to find a man leaning indolently against one of the pillars behind him, seemingly unarmed and watching the knight with an amused tilt to his lips.

Jim fumbled for his words, responding a beat too late as he took the measure of the man--or, well, whatever he was--before him. “...It wouldn't be the first time.”

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Ryuk is just a little bit tired of Light treating him like an overgrown pet - he's been around for centuries, millennia even, and he might not have Light's sheer brain power, but he's by no means stupid. He's learned a lot from his previous playthings. The problem comes up when he starts to manipulate Light into depending on him and becomes dependent in return - this is basically a romanticized love story between a nightmarish monster that actually looks like one, and another of the same ilk that happens to look like a high-school boy.

Fluff, smut, Light and Ryuk win at everything, convenient Shinigami magic makes an appearance and solves a lot of issues, and they have a lot of sex. L is treated like a pesky troglodyte with social issues.

The Rape/Non-con tag is for mentions only, but I want people that might have issues with it to know.

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“You’re the only person I’ve ever met who eats the entire apple. I expect you’d even eat the seeds if they weren’t poisonous.” He looked up to find Molly Hooper watching him from her neighboring desk, a tiny smile on her tiny face. Tiny was a good word for Molly, if you never saw her in the science lab.

“There is hardly sufficient amygdalin in a single apple to create a deadly level of hydrogen cyanide.” Her smile widened, taking over her face in an expression that rather forcibly reminded him of—of—sunshine and daisies.----------------------------------Sherlolly Appreciation Week; Day 3: "Are you okay? And don't just say you are."

Rated T for a very sick prank, because dear Jim is a very sick fellow.

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Stay tuned, coming up next it's Top Chef: International! Join thirteen chefs from around the globe as they battle it out for glory and prizes in the one and only New York City (and share all their innermost thoughts along the way!) Who will emerge victorious, and who will burn out?? Heartwarming triumphs, devastating eliminations, and even ~forbidden romance~ are all coming your way on this showstopping season of Top Chef!

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“You used me!"Gwaine’s betrayed cry echoed from the next room and Merlin lifted his head from his book, brow furled in confusion. What-?A moment later, he heard scurrying claws across the wooden floor, and he turned to see Aithusa running into the room -- an apple clasped tight in her jaw.