Thursday, 16 June 2011

facebook cures cancer! Hurrah!

3 comments:

I have been an avid reader of "The Daily Lump" since Pat Phoenix had her left one off, and I am fascinated by any sign of a cure that might have saved "Britain's best-loved TV actress". What, pray tell, is this "Facebook" of which you speak? Such a shame it was not around in 1978. Jx

It is magic Jon; the work of angels no less. The status update bar holds the fate of the world within it, but yes, it's too late for our dear departed Pat. However, I feel sure that re-postings requesting the return of prodigal son Dennis Tanner to the safe bosom of Rita in the Kabin, HAVE been heard and acted upon by the wizards of facebook. I never give up hope though, so I am posting a status update requesting a time machine that will take me back to 1978 where I will re-train Gene Hunt in the art of surgery and oncology, knowing what we now know, and maybe, just maybe, Pat will be saved. Hope this helps. HT