Paddy was coming back from his holiday in America.

As he came through Customs, he had two sacks over his shoulders. The Customs officer asked him what he had in the sacks. Paddy replied Mobile phones.

The customs officer didn’t believe him and asked to be shown. Paddy opened each sack and sure enough each contained quite a few phones. “What are you going to do with all these phones?” asked the officer.

“Oh, they are not for me. My friend, who is a musical director, knew I was going over to America. He asked me to bring him back a ‘couple of saxophones.'”

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2 years later, after another vacation in America, Paddy runs to the airport carrying a couple of cages. The custom officer shouts “What are in those cages?”. Paddy says that he has 5 dogs in there, as officials catch up to him.
The police arrest him on account of stealing from the president. The confused custom officer asked him “Why did you try to steal dovs from our president?!”. Paddy replies, “My friend back at home, who is a musical director said he would love it if I brought him back some trumpets.”