Best news: Sarah Paulsonhas joined the cast of Carol as Cate Blanchett‘s “ex-lover and confidant.” I wonder how she will feel about Carol’s new relationship with the much younger Rooney Mara. (On-screen, of course.)

Speaking of SP, Gabourey Sidibetold Chelsea Handler that someone once glitterbombed her Coven castmate at a New Orleans bar and that turned into a brawl.