When Kik's 27-year-old CEO Ted Livingston declared his intention to be “The We Chat of the West” in a November 2014 blog post, it was more than a casual nod to influences.

But how long can they sometimes get, and it’s frustrating when the answer doesn’t quite give you the information you need. Simplify Bar Trivia The trivia host calls out the question. Think: no more printing out and distributing answer sheets, or losing pens and pencils. 25-Word Competition Entry You know those competitions that require you email or snail mail in your answer to: “Tell us in 25 words or less why XYZ….” Let’s use a bot to type in the winning answer quickly! Get Liquor Delivered to Your Door Drinkeasy has created a bot that will deliver craft liquor – right to your door. (It’ll keep you motivated while you’re busy implementing one of your new bot ideas.) 11. Do you want to drink from the fire hose of all things bots?

Instead of this static page, bots could offer more tailored answers to common questions and help fill in those gaps. Emojify your life Emojify your conversations with the Emojify Bot. Give Someone Your Best Advice Pullstring has developed a bot called Jessie’s Story, where you give advice to a 20-something (who is kind of in a mess right now – no job, boyfriend or home). Password Safe Get passwords for your accounts just by typing all or part of a website. Train/public transport timetables Quickly get the next train times. Converse with friends in different languages Pronunciation bot translates your conversations over chat. Check out the Facebook Chatbot group Do you have an idea or actual chatbot you want to add to our list?

If you can be a good enough speaker and manage to seduce her by finding the right words, she'll do a full strip tease, just for you!