Are you asian? I have been telling the asian and asian lite players to stop the demos and just stick to one racquet. Upon def ears. Then I tried to get them drunk and tell them, but the asian "glow" works to quickly for reason to set.

So if you are asian, that must of been the trick. Now if we can only find a fellow ukrainian TWMAC member.

P.S. To quote my friend Moz (and Erasmus)...."In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"...

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not saying you are asian but isn't this advice like the kettle calling the pot black?

-sup likes to switch sticks
-don't look tennismonkey in the eye when bluffing on a poker hand.. better yet, don't play him
-tennismonkey hides an extra ace in between his nutsac
-dats will be crotch dropped by hwood this wkd

-sup likes to switch sticks
-don't look tennismonkey in the eye when bluffing on a poker hand.. better yet, don't play him
-tennismonkey hides an extra ace in between his nutsac-dats will be crotch dropped by hwood this wkd

i'll see if she said anything else later

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I don't know what that is in reference to, but I LoL'd when I read it.

cute kid JRK. i don't know what language she's speaking but i'd like her to help me put together some furniture from ikea. the instructions are a bit cryptic.

sapient007 is one of the worst poker players i have ever had the misfortune to play. i think we should have another poker night with the guys though. minus the poker. and minus the chinese speaking baby girl.

ouch my back hurts again just watching that...
nanna's gonna be watchin u pal!
i gotta get back in tennis shape... prolly go kayaking and jogging
while up north!
headin up tomorrow sometime.. stoppin at the Bird to try on some Barricades
and ankle braces! (they should sell them together, right sup? har)

Dats how long you stayin bro? I gotta work saturday till noon, and will probably get stuck helping either my mom or frind move some stuff after. Sunday I gotta help my other friend use a jack hammer to destroy some riocks in his yard so we can build a wiffle ball filed.

We got courts around with lights so if you want to get some night action going we can.

geez, sounds like the HdG memorial classic tournament of champions might not happen. i can play tonight, Fri night. anytime on Sat, or Sun morn.
uz can TXT me ur preferred time.
goin to the Bird in a few hours. werd

geez, sounds like the HdG memorial classic tournament of champions might not happen. i can play tonight, Fri night. anytime on Sat, or Sun morn.
uz can TXT me ur preferred time.
goin to the Bird in a few hours. werd

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All accounts have it raingin tonight so you can throw that out.

Some time saturday, probably evening. You have TXT cababilities now or do I have still have to go through JWOWW?

I think a Zap vs Sap match would be pretty good. Unless Zap has gotten really really good. They were prety evenly matched thier for a while.

Zap was a bit consistent but didnt have any shots that could do damage.

Sap had a solid backhand and when it seemed like he actually cared got a good percentage of serves and other shots in.

three years ago I would have taken a motivated Sap over Zap. But now Im sure of Saps dedication and it seems like Zap has been pretty serious about it.

I guess now I would take Zap over Sap.

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hahaha
well it has been a long time. last time i randomly bumped into sap at turkey thicket actually and he was gracious enough to let me join in with his gf. i popped my strings that day because sappy was outhitting me.

fast forward to present. i have gotten a coach and have been hitting and practicing since. in the meantime sappy has been camping and watching anime.

so yea...i am hitting about as good as federer now. sappy not so much!!!

AQ...we did it! I got creamed but our #1 singles and 2 and 3 dubs won convincingly.

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Woot! Woot!

Tried to stay up to watch the scores get posted...but the eyelids weren't cooperating. Many, many congrats!

Now you'll have to chose which team to play for when they all make Sectionals.

Surprised about your line score, though. A good friend of mine played her on Friday and won. But my friend is a lefty and that can really throw some players off. Still, looked like your doubles people handled things quite nicely.

See where your team won yesterday. So how many "playoffs" do you have to go to now?

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Well, there are MD this weekend (not a lot of turnaround!). We go in as the MoCo2 team. We are in Olney if any twmacers want to come and cheer (but don't worry, I won't hold my breath!).

The following weekend is mixed sectionals in Fredericksburg. I'm on the dc 7.0 team and we, unfortunately, will lose a few key members to one of the Va teams that will be there.

Then in August is 3.5 sectionals. AQ, I think we'll be back in Newport News again...maybe we can meet up on my way there or back since I have to drive right past your house! It is August 12-15...will you be around?