look dog - nudge my hand one more time while i'm playing candy crush and there will be fucking hell to pay.

OMG - quit licking your brother's dick.

shitler to me:

slumbercock.

eat a dick bitch.

when you say stuff like that it makes me want to hit you.

sidenote - all things are said in jest and with a smile on our faces.

also, i swear i don't think shitler is hilarious just because we're going to get married some day. he is straight up ridiculous. which, i suppose, is why we work so well. but sometimes i feel like him and i are the only two in on some joke together. mainly because he posted the following status the other day and i almost fell off the couch i was laying on due to the laughter and then i was the only one that even "liked" it. but come on.

hahah Candy crush.. I would kill a dog if he moved my hand & made me do the wrong move!!! ....jk but yes that damn game... its the most addictive thing ever!! & I love it. I should really just live with ya'll I think we'd all get along :) minus I might try to steal your mug!