User:Teppic

Not because it was an epic fight, my opponent wasn't there, but I did have fun. His God name is a character from Beowulf (but not Beowulf himself), which being a Kulcha Vulcha I've read. So I had some fun with it. For the sake of decency, I've changed his name to CFB (Character From Beowulf).

?Fight journal (step 22)

08:18

CFB and You Bastard met in a field and began to argue about whose god was cooler. It soon escalated into a fight.

08:19

You Bastard shouted "In the name of Teppic!" and gave his enemy a good smack.

08:20

Unconventionally applying the "pseudopod attack" skill, CFB managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.

08:20

You Bastard strikes. CFB appears to have received a serious scratch.

08:21

Suddenly the set of lightsaber nunchucks hits the technicolor dreamcoat with a dull thud. What a vigorous battle!

08:22

CFB showed off his "deafening snore" skill from afar. You Bastard turned white with fear.

08:23

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: "Good job it's not Beiwulf, he hits very hard."

08:23

You Bastard slashed his enemy. CFB responded with an impolite remark.

08:24

A voice came from somewhere above: "Someone heal these fat fingers so I can type."

08:24

CFB knocked his opponent off his feet, but You Bastard managed to grab the offender and pull him down at the last moment.

08:25

Something in the clouds roared: "Who is Beiwulf?"

08:25

CFB offered the enemy a fist fight. You Bastard promptly responded with a roundhouse kick.

08:25

The booming voice from above said: "Come on camel."

08:25

While CFB was raising his hand, You Bastard managed to run off and have a quick prayer.

08:26

The voice from the clouds suddenly said: "Have you read the Seamus Heaney translation?"

08:26

A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover
with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.

08:27

Something in the clouds roared: "It's very good, has healing powers."

08:27

You Bastard shouted "In the name of Teppic!" and gave his enemy a good smack.

08:28

The booming voice from above said: "Though I made the healing bit up."

08:28

CFB mentioned his knowledge of the "pseudopod attack" skill. You Bastard decided to feel worse, just in case.