RIP Dick Dale He may be unknown to many of you but he was known as "The King of The Surf Guitar" one of the movers and shakers in the West Coast surf music genre. Essentially a test pilot for the newly developing products of Leo Fender. If you haven't heard of the Fender Stratocaster guita...

and a gradual slide down to the Championship. DM Yeah! Something akin to '74 when 'King Dennis', then playing for Man City in their final game of the season, back heeled that winner into the net and sent United crashing into Div 2. Is that the sort of thing you're looking at? Ha. Forget it, that ai...

[exasperation] AIy,aiy,aiy. [/exasperation] Why do people not read and inwardly digest that which is written, SteMis? At no point did I state what her present or future citizenship status should be. That brief is not of my pay scale but that of the UK Home secretary. If I did hold that position this...

Great. Is that the best you can come up with? Oops. I didn't realise it was a competition. Anyway. Possession of false identity documents etc with improper intention (1)It is an offence for a person (“P”) with an improper intention to have in P's possession or under P's control— (a)an identity docu...

She has not (to my knowledge) been involved in any armed combat, terrorist or criminal activity . The only crime she can be accused of is membership of a proscribed organisation, Just for starters and to expand your knowledge: Ms Begum said she travelled to Syria with her sister's UK passport but i...

If, as is reported, she originally travelled from the UK via Europe mainland and Turkey to Syria using her sister's passport there must be a strong possibility she is not in possession of a valid UK passport of her own. According to a legal bod on UK tv who stated that the only way she would be able...

Passengers, smaschengers.......Small beer. If these stats and future projections are at all plausible then the world population growth between 1950 and 2050 will have seen an increase, if my maths is to be believed, of 265 % Work it out for yourselves where the real problem lies. Fortunately I will ...

I suspect a survey conducted around the acceleration of obesity over the past twenty years would carry a strong correlation with a survey of the decline in smoking over the past twenty years. In my youth everybody smoked and they were thin with their arteries clogged up. Now there are a fraction of ...

The film later disappeared off the face of the earth and I’ve never met anyone who’s seen it or even mentioned it. But thanks to the internet I can at least confirm I didn’t imagine it. I get the impression that the pet shop boys aren’t that proud of it and may have just conveniently brushed it und...

Not the wrong board at all BJ New Year dulled your sensory perceptions then? Do you not think that sg31 was directing a reference to the inappropriate sentiments, this is Bitter Lemons after all, proffered by TUK020 and not towards the intended theme of the post title? Argh, work it out for yoursel...