We're two weeks away from SummerSlam, so let's take inventory. We've got Seth Rollins manning a one-sided feud with John Cena after wrecking his nose. We've got Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker, neither of whom appears to be expected in Seattle (actually Everett tonight). And we've got TV's Stephen Amell as a guest. I don't know what that adds up to, but let's go live to USA and find out.

Welcome everyone, to Raw is Rollins! Boasting about his destruction of John Cena’s face, the WWE World Heavyweight Champion wants to know why he hasn’t received an answer to his challenge. If Cena isn’t going to show up, Rollins thinks he should forfeit the U.S. title, since his status as the first man to hold these two particular belts is all but assured either way. We get a blatant plug for Tough Enough since Cena is rumored to be appearing there on Tuesday, and … hold on a sec! He’s here live via satellite. Ah, it’s just a picture of Cena with his nose smashed in and someone else’s lips moving, like in the old Conan O’Brien bits. The mock Cena says that his motto of “Hustle, Loyalty, Respect” has now been altered to “Surgery, Recovery, Rehab.” He’s got more funny stuff, but he’s interrupted by the arrival of Cesaro. The Swiss Superman wants to be first in line for an open challenge for Rollins’ belt, though the champ says that was a one-time deal. Besides, what did he do to deserve a title shot anyway? Nothing, according to the next man out, Kevin Owens. He thinks he’s got a claim that holds up, since he’s the only one out there with an actual victory over Cena. Randy Orton would like to join this party as well, but Rollins throws a fit about the whole idea. His tirade includes the phrase, “I don’t care what the Authority thinks,” which doesn’t sit well with Triple H. Since he thinks Cena is only 50-50 for SummerSlam, he’s going to need a backup plan. It consists of a Triple Threat Match between Cesaro, Owens and Orton, with the winner going on the face Rollins in the main event with his title on the line. Cue the scrunched up unhappy Rollins face … now!

Match 1 - Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D.

It appears the team of Becky Lynch, Charlotte and Paige has given up on calling themselves the Submission Sorority after just one week and are now going by the extremely underwhelming moniker of Team PCB. Maybe the other name was too much of a direct reference to wrestling for Vince? After a commercial break, Brie Bella runs wild on Sasha Banks with kicks, and though Tamina comes in and clobbers everyone, Brie is able to roll her up to get the pin. More brawling takes place after the bell, and PCB joins in as well. They end up in a staredown with B.A.D., and I have to say that faction warfare among Divas is one of the better WWE ideas of recent vintage.

Match 2 - Los Matadores vs. The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston)

While these two teams do battle again, the tag team champs are truly scouting backstage. They’ve got a clipboard and everything. I look away to tweet for a moment and miss New Day winning.

The New Day is pretty psyched up about their victory, singing and chanting their way to a talk with Renee Young. They got their title shot at SummerSlam, but so did Los Matadores … and Lucha Dragons. They stay positive and get Renee to clap along with them. Elsewhere, Rollins appears to be bugging Triple H to try to get out of tonight’s main event. The Game reminds Seth that he opened the door with last week’s open challenge and that he needs to prove himself every week. Determined to beat Cena at his own game, Rollins appears to be satisfied that he can do it.

A video shows Roman Reigns challenging Bray Wyatt to a tag team match at SummerSlam, with Wyatt warning Reigns that he welcomes this war.

Match 3 - Randy Orton vs. Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro

As with most matches of this type, there’s no point in even attempting to recap this move for move. The cool three-man spots are interspersed with stretches where one of the three men are recovering on the floor. Cesaro gets the first serious near fall with a cross body off the top turnbuckle, and he even manages to get Orton in a crossface. There’s no rope break due to the lack of DQs, but Orton escapes by slithering out to the floor, and Owens follows with a dive that hits both men and takes us to commercials. Cesaro and Orton team for a twin superplex on Owens, but they can’t agree who should make the cover. The ensuing exchange of punches leads to the Cesaro Swing and the Sharpshooter. Owens quickly returns, and Orton looks like he got poked in the eye (legitimately, even). The Viper manages to get both of his foes set up for a double elevated DDT. Cesaro and Owens recover quickly and trade near falls, and while KO hits nothing but knees on his swanton bomb attempt, he manages to hit Cesaro with a superkick. He’s thinking Pop-Up Powerbomb next, but Cesaro leapfrogs it and leaves him wide open for an RKO. Orton also hits Cesaro with an RKO, and that’s enough to get the pinfall. The Viper will get his shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship later tonight.

Reigns and Dean Ambrose discuss how they’re much more like real family than the so-called Wyatt Family. They’re planning on ending Bray’s creepy clan in Brooklyn. Believe that.

A lengthy video takes us back through the Brock Lesnar-Undertaker feud, with commentary by the likes of HHH, Stone Cold Steve Austin, JBL, Rollins and more.

Match 4 - Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper

For some reason, Harper and Wyatt spend some time menacing Byron Saxton before the match. It’s quite possibly due to something Saxton said, but I’ve become an expert at tuning this particular announce team out, so I’m not sure. Byron ends up having to stand as Bray takes his chair, and the action ends up finding them there before too long. Wyatt leaves the announce table to attempt some interference, but Reigns intercepts him with a superman punch. All four men trade shots before Harper knocks Ambrose off the top rope and uses his big clothesline to finish this one.

Is Miz TV going to be a regular segment now? Because now I can time my bathroom/adult beverage breaks accordingly if it is. The Miz points out Stephen Amell of Arrow in the front row before introducing injured superstar Daniel Bryan, who gets a very warm reception from the fans. They exchange taunts about the host’s movie career (or lack thereof) and the guest’s long term injured status before the talk turns to Tough Enough. I’ll be glad when that show’s season is over so they stop plugging it. Miz complains about Ryback refusing to give up his belt while on the shelf, to which Big Show comes to the ring to throw in his two cents. The fans start a “please retire” chant, but when the giant boasts that no one can retire him, Ryback makes his return. Miz tries to flee but is thrown back inside the squared circle by Bryan. Ryback sends Show packing before turning his attention to Miz. Bryan incites the fans to chant for Ryback as he drops Miz with a nasty Meat Hook.

Time for hype videos, including a replay of the Lesnar-Undertaker clip and one focusing on Charlotte. The person, not the city, though it's quite pleasant to visit.

Match 5 - Rusev vs. Mark Henry

Lana joins the announcers for guest commentary, reporting that Dolph Ziggler will be back after SummerSlam. This one doesn’t last long before Summer Rae attacks Lana and locks her in the Accolade at Rusev’s urging. His new flag is the Bulgarian flag with a giant picture of him superimposed on it.

Let’s look back at the week that was for Neville, as we see him come close to beating Rollins for the title juxtaposed with Stardust’s antics.

Match 6 - King Barrett vs. Neville

Could this be where we see Amell get involved? We’re kind of running out of time here. Neville wins this shockingly quickly with the Red Arrow, and here comes Stardust. He stomps the heck out of Neville before shoving Amell, who leaps into the ring with a tackle and a series of forearm shots to Stardust’s face.

After the commercial break, we see Triple H dressing down Amell. The actor asks for a chance to team with Neville to handle Barrett and Stardust, but the COO is having none of it. Pressed by Amell and assured that he’ll sign any waiver or legal document it will take to make the match happen, The Game relents -- but he warns Green Arrow not to bring a stunt man, because this is on him.

First of all big props to Comcast for “encouraging” us to use their dual modem/router devices. I never lost internet at random times during Raw before. Cool stuff. Sarcasm aside, I’ll pick this up where my crappy internet service allowed me to rejoin. Rollins tried leaving the match when things started going against him, but Orton was able to keep him competing. Another awesome RKO spot occurs when Rollins tries a move off the top rope but gets caught in mid-air. It looks like Orton is going to add another title to his impressive trophy case when he is dragged from the ring by Sheamus. The match is over, though Rollins is going to retain his belt. Or will he? Sheamus drops the champ with a Brogue Kick and tries to convince the ref he wants to cash in his Money in the Bank shot. For some reason, the ref doesn’t understand or call for the bell, and the whole thing takes long enough for Orton to recover and lay out Sheamus with another RKO. A cool way to end things even if the execution was sloppy and no one but Sheamus’ immediate family probably wants him in the main event picture. See you in seven!

Nick Tylwalk has been with SLAM! Wrestling since the dawn of time, or at least since before the turn of the century. He spends his days running Bam Smack Pow and overseeing FanSided's Entertainment efforts, but he'll always make time to sneak away for some wrestling.