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Topic: Heya (Read 1598 times)

Glad to be here. I've been visiting the site for a month or so and figured it was about time I joined. I'm uber-impressed with all the ideas you guys come up with. Some of them border on brilliant. Good job. Hopefully I'll be able to contribute something useful as well.

Welcome to our little fortress! Glad you like our stuff. Since you've been here for a while, you know not to worry when Captain Penguin hurls a barrel of grog down the stairs. (Where does he get it all? O.o) Anyway. Yep. That's about all I have to say for right now.

A large shadow falls over the courtyard as a massive, sloshing oak barrel flies overhead. The barrel crashes down with a thunderous bang and crashes into one of the walls of the Citadel. A small figure leaps from atop the barrel, and runs toward Angel with a curious waddling gait. When the figure finally becomes clear, it is revealed to be a penguin, dressed in a ridiculous pirate costume, complete with feather plumed hat, tattered seaman's jacket, rose-lensed goggles, and a wooden toy sword.

Grog is like medicine, you don't sip it, you gulp it and stiffle whatever reaction you have to it because depending on your palate it could be really nasty stuff. Try and keep it down, impolite to spit it up...unless it is because of a joke.

The brew the Cap'n passes out will grow on you until you only dislike it a little. Best pirate brew this side of, umm, the grass....but keep it off the grass too, it kills it. See all the brown spots from the smashed grog barrels. Takes weeks of spells to get the grass to grow back.

Yeah, but not as bad as when that Chaos Mage guy flew in with his evil clouds and nuked the garden for a month! Remember him? And then, without any sort of courtesy, he never again said a word in the Citadel!