I want fics where Alucard and Seras are sent on undercover missions (kind of like with the third OVA). I’m watching Jail right now and I can just imagine Alucard getting arrested and being ordered by Integra not to kill any humans and Seras having to come bail him out.

We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough.

For over a century the Hellsing organization has serve the British Empire. Fighting a secret war against the forces of darkness. The vampire in particular. For those of you who still need convincing, I present to you…A genuine vampire!