Here's my contribution. This is Argentinian comedy, so is all in Spanish. Sorry about that but I bet you don't even need to understand what they are saying to understand the gag. I have to post it because this guy (Alberto Olmedo) is, in the heart of every Argentinian, the best comedian ever.

disclaimer: Looking at this now back as an adult, I can see that some might find it way too sexist, perhaps even offensive. Well, if that's the case, this is the stuff I grew up with as a teenager, so I'll just say my limerence is all his fault ;)