Month: April 2017

Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them…

What happens when you cross routine commutes and livestock? Only one way to find out – listen to Episode 40 of Cousinocracy! This week we tackle some tough challenges including – but not limited to- purchasing whiteware and driving on the motorway. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them to us…

Sober, rested, and ready for more advice. The cousins are back and this week we are helping people settle into their new jobs, help lovely sounding first time tourists and attempting to deal with those damn dirty Cinema Texters. Fun Fact, Bullshit Act returns with some fun Beatles facts, and we only veer off topic twice!…

So your two favourite cousins head out of town to another cousins wedding, what do you do? Get drunk and record an episode that’s what! With three incredible bits of advice, including songwriting (Tony sings a shocker,) getting your clothes back and catching a mail thief. I hope Tony managed to edit something useful out of…

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All the advice you never needed

Two cousins, Bernard & Tony, have been telling others how to live their lives for years.
Now through the magic of the internet, this wisdom can be spread to the entire globe (excluding North Korea.)
Send them your life issues, the problems, the situations you need advice on and you may get an answer.
Not necessarily a good answer, but an answer all the same.