Manchester United: Rooney Looking Like A Split Coconut

Wayne Rooney has withdrawn from England's squad ahead of their crucial World Cup qualifiers against Moldova and Ukraine. He sustained a 3-inch cut to his forehead following a collision with compatriot Phil Jones at Manchester United's Carrington training ground last Saturday. Judging by the picture, it is a nasty, nasty gash. As Theo Walcott said, "it's like something out of a horror movie".