the balance between the level of attractiveness and the level of asshole-ness. In short, the hotter you are the more tolerable and common dick-like behavior is. However, there are exceptions. Specifically those who seem to have a distorted self image and think they are the shit when in reality they simply look like shit. Lower levels of attractiveness can be compensated with: good sense of humor, intelligence, or kindness. But the ratio must remain balanced.

John does not adhere to The Ratio, he's fat and ugly and yet he continues to act like a douchebag. He is upsetting the ratio and is thus disgustingly unattractive.

"The Ratio" is a fundamental rule of life, relating to the direct correlation between the attractivenes and assholiness of a male. With "The Ratio," degrees of attractiveness = degrees of assholiness. Men who are uglier must act nicer to attract a mate and men who are more attractive already attract them, so they act like assholes. Exceptions to "The Ratio" include men who perceive themselves to be more attractive than they actually are (these individuals usually fail to get a mate). Other exceptions include males with distorted self-images who consider themselves less attractive than they actually are, so they display kindness as well (these usually are very desirable as mates).

Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.

Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!