Pennsylvania. The very name conjures up powerful scent-memories of desultory juvenile delinquents soaked in the stench of cheap wine and cheaper cologne. At long last, the issue has come to a head:

Freedom High School in Bethlehem says one of its students was recently taken to a hospital after being exposed to Axe Body Spray. Now, officials are asking students to stop using it as a cologne or fragrance while attending the school.