Can they get David Soul to reprise his role as Rick? Snoop Dogg will be Sam, of course, and Drew Carey will have the Sydney Greenstreet role. Louie, now, is a problem. I'm torn between method actor The Rock and noted thespian Billy Ray Cyrus. A few dialogue changes will be needed to appeal to modern audiences."Rap it again, Sam."

"Louie, I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful but platonic male bonding experience, not that there's anything wrong with being gay."

"You're getting on that low-fare jet, Ilsa, just as soon as you pass through the security checkpoints."

You think some enterprising entrepreneur would make a torture porn horror film where woman are killed in a very graphic manner and get Roseanne, Madonna, Paris, Lindsay and Britney to play the victims. I imagine quite a few people who abhor this type of film would pay to see these people "buy it".