(Stimpy sits on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial)
Stimpy: "A-And I'd like a bike, and a Betsy Wetsherself doll, and a Cheesy-Bake Oven, and a Pulpy The Pup doll, and a gajillion green army men, and a-"
Ren: "Get down from there! That's not Santa Claus; it's a memorial!"
Stimpy: "A memorial? I didn't know Santa Claus was DEAD...!" (cries out loud)