Random blog of my life and times in/around Memphis, TN.
I'm a single, Caucasian male who may or may not get into trouble. I write about the social scene around town, various shows I watch, and whatever I feel like bitching about. Enjoy.

8/08/2006

Arkansas's New Gift

The great state of Arkansas has brought us many wonderful things throughout history:-Prime duck hunting land-Some of the best rice in the world-Jim Dandy-Bill Clinton ("I feel your pain...while I feel your wife's thigh")-Charly ("I'm Asian, I'm hot, but I don't know Michelle Wie so stop asking!")Arkansas has also brought us some terrible things throughout history:-Hillary Clinton

But the great state of Arkansas has finally redeemed itself and will now go down in the history books as the inspiration to the single greatest invention ever to be brought before mankind. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

Camo Prom Wear!!!

I'll tell you what boy, she is hawt! I want her phone number. Yum Yum! I bet she's got a bikini that matches that. Hmm...if you wear a camoflauge thong does that mean it's see-thru?

And does anyone know where I can get some yellow boots like he has? I need some of those.