Family friends are always there for you; there to pick you up from class, there to chaperone your high school prom, and there as a shoulder to cry on when you're sad and no one else will listen. They're also there to buy you beer, give you free prescriptions of their morphine-based medications, and to let you sit on their lap and tell them all your problems without requesting a single thing in return. This affection is usually exhibited in the gentle caress of a hand on the inner thigh just under the skirt, or just below the belt on the back of a pair to jeans. A family friend will always be there for you, whether or not a pouty-faced user-bitch like you is there for them is another story. They are the one true gift a teen or college student can have in life. Hug your family friend today! (Or sit on their lap and tell them all about how your dumbfuck dad doesn't want you dating men over 50).

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