Freelance Comedy Writer & Comic Writer

Professional Roaster master who needs ablaster. I am the Princess of Mean. I will give Lisa Lampenlli a run for her big foot money. Optimistic personality that will not scream fatality in a mortal kombat voice. Enjoys long walks on beach thus, throwing plastic bottle in them to circle the earth 60 more times. Resourceful writer, with Wi-Fi connection and an IPAD. Proficient with Skype. Skilled at imitating others. Well-traveled since, I do fly for free. I enjoy the pain when people have to throw away 20 ounce of Jergen lotion at airports. Expert in GPS programming. Doesn’t complain about flat tires because, I have AAA. I can fly to any state because, I dress fly and I work for the airlines. Frequent cheesier (smiling hard). I am a team player unlike Kobe. I criticize others in front of their back. F7 Microsoft Word pusher. My Face book is not my real name since; I owe big brother 30 bucks. Will write jokes, sketches, stand up routines, hairlines for the bald for money.

I've been writing music for 11 years. My main concentration are Hip-hop, Rap, R&B, club bangers, and Pop. If you ever need a sample I will freestyle any genre on the spot. That's how confident I am with my creativity. My resume may not be long but like Sam Cooke a change gonna come. Contact me about: mix tapes, albums, commercials, battle tournaments, children products, song's to get your man or woman back, song's to get that play on the radio.