The Grizzlies bench facepalm was probably the best possible transition imaginable there. Simply perfect. The only thing missing is AI breaking out his cellphone and posting something on Twitter about it.

CAPTCHA: lyings. AI would be lyings if he said he was excited about going to Memphis.

"With news filtering out yesterday that Allen Iverson is joining a Memphis team that already includes O.J. Mayo, Zach Randolph and Rudy Gay, I feel it’s my duty to report that the NBA record for fewest assists per game by a team is 15.6, set by Atlanta in the lockout-shortened 50-game 1998-99 season.

What is the Grizzlies starting 5 gonna look like? Who is the starting backcourt out of these three: Mike Conley, OJ Mayo, AI? They've got Rudy Gay at SF, but then they have Marc Gasol, Zach Randolph and Hasheem Thabeet up front. Any guesses on what the starting 5 will be?

Bawful - Take your time with the "where are they now" info, I'm fine waiting for it if it means a more awesome epilogue.

Anyways, for content, I have to admit I've become intrigued by the potential train-wreck bawful in Memphis this season. So much so, that my idea for the season on BasketBawful would be called

Grizz Watch.

Basically, instead of looking at Block Against like the Yao Watch, we'd examine the MIN, FGA, and AST of each player of the Gay-Mayo Era 2.0, in addition to any other fun stats as they arise, like TOs. As background, the Memphis Grizzlies ranked near last in every meaningful category in the league last season. With the notable additions of Zach Randolph and Allen Iverson, let's kick things off by looking at some career averages of the 7 players likely to get the most minutes: