2. eddie and josko, sitting in a tree... f l a m i n g . first comes words, then comes memes, then comes a CD, by the name of cheme!

3. Eddie2 he's full of poo, Bruceswar, what a bore, Kort are good, and win they should, so Eddie will end up in goo.

4. There was a young woman in KoRT, English grammar was all that she thought, Then along came a rude coffee, Who said her commas where a bit offy, And suggested an Oxford dictionary she bought.

5. There was a young man called josko.ri, Who sadly had nothing from which he could pee, Looking for a way for the problem to be solved,eddie2 popped his head up & got involved,And now young josko has a rather large william.

6. Patrick thought our strat was weird, thought poor Jane might have a beard, eliminated in turn seven, now his dice watch on from heaven. Patrick called poor Jane a man, eddie gave a round two ban, Patrick thought he was the star, Now he watches from afar.

7. everyone thought kort were best, bruce leading from the west, aka putting to the test, everyone looking in jest, while aka turn out best.

9. Poems in English are hard, I can't think of anything but fart, Easy to see it isn't my native language. Makes it more of a challenge. Just 2 more lines for fun. Trying to make an unbearable pun. This makes no sense at all, but AKA will fall.

10. Josko's posted several times, Where is Dako to reply? Chariot's our clan historian. Reviving names from past war's carrion. Danryan's posts are all the same, "Why is it you are all so lame?" NiMic's my favorite poster here. Day by day, and year by year. Freak and hard like pics and vids, But all like boobs, no more needs said! Fishy is a patient saint. Dealing calm and jaffa cakes.

11. There once was a man from Jersey. Always in controversy. He tried to win games. And to ignore the flames. Soon he will beg for mercy.

12. well i will try, but me and poems written in English - mission impossible. BGthebrain say topic its locked, qwert are mocked. nicky15 want poems to be funny, eddie head are sunny. 1 stunna say shitKORT and AKA match will be big hit.

15. Ode to a Jaffa Cake. In the morning I think of thee. Whilst playing on CC. I have a fascination for three. With my cup of coffee.

16. Knights of the Round Table, If only they were able, to always kick ass. They would get a free pass. To the top of the ranking. If only eddie could stop yanking everybody's chain. He would have more to gainby concentrating on playing, And perhaps do some slaying

17. There was was a young chap from Camelot. Who thought it was jolly to flame-a-lot. It was all going great, 'til the temptation to bait, Overcame a young lady who foed-a-lot.

18. First they came for cowboyz, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a slightly perverted American. Then they came for eddie, and I didn't speak out because he spelled help "hllep". Then they came for josko, and I didn't speak out because they might think I was his multi.Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

19. eddie signed up for CC4, but his clan played typically poor.To himself he did say,"If we can't beat KORT in play, I'll report them and post more and more!"

well i will try, but me and poems written in English - mission impossible BGthebrain say topic its lockedqwert are mockednicky15 want poems to be funnyeddie head are sunny1 stunna say shitKORT and AKA match will be big hit.