I wasn't very indiscreet and yetThat is a notion that I might as well forgetFriends look at me these days with fond surpriseBut when I start to speak they roll their eyes

Let me tell you about herHush now, I've said too muchThere's something indescribable I can't quite catchLet me tell you about herThe way that she makes me feelThen draw a curtain on this scene I shan't reveal

Some things are too personalToo intimate to spillAnd gentlemen don't speak of themAnd this one never will

I wasn't very conversationalAccept to say that, "You're sensational"Friends now regard me with indulgent smilesBut when I start to sing they run for miles

Let me tell you about herHush now, I've said too muchThere's something indescribable I can't quite catchLet me tell you about herThe way that she makes me feelThen draw a curtain on this scene I shan't reveal