You Get One Weekend Away From the Jets

The Jets don't play until Monday night — when they get to be slaughtered by the Houston Texans at home for the whole planet to witness — so we hope everybody takes full advantage of a weekend that will in no way feature Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow. Watch the Yankees, go outside (it's supposed to be lovely!), kiss your significant other, maybe pick some apples or something. But do not think about the Jets. They've given you a weekend off. Earn this.