British Housewives: Featured Model

Bianca – 36 – Guildford

Gonna have to be careful with teaching assistant Bianca from Guildford in Surrey. “Why’s that..?” I hear you ask. Well let me tell you why – Bianca has got a bright pink fanny, and as my dear old grandma said to me on her death-bed – “Never trust a girl who has dyed her fanny bright pink.”

Get yourself into the British Housewives VIP section and have a butchers at this tart’s pink snatch for yourself – reminds me a bit of candyfloss. Cuntyfloss.