Get it, it’s like Catholics vs. Convicts except with Cousins there instead. It’s funny because all Alabama people are related. Or because all Alabama people marry their cousins. Or because people in Alabama who already have children also have brothers and sisters who also have children and NO ONE ELSE does.

Cousins!

Get it.

Cousins!

Given the lack of birth control, don’t catholics lead the country in cousins? Is Notre Dame playing itself?