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When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

Everyone is lying to their kids about something. The difference is in the size of the lie. Some parents hid enormous, life-changing secrets from their kids. Other parents are stealthy about the amount of ice cream in the house that their kids don't know about. On the lighter side of parental lies, here are 29 of the funniest lies parents told their kids.

We can't think of a worse pet sitting situation out there. This lady doesn't even promise the small amount of money she offers, deliberately withholds information about the dog's condition until after the sitter would have agreed, and then calls her weak for not wanting to totally derail her life for a hundred bucks. Absolutely phenomenal. We've seen people make insane lists of rules before, like this bride's friend who made a list for a bachelorette party.

Weird customers! Mean customers! People trying to trade in obviously stolen games! What may have been a haven during your own childhood, and a confusing maze for grandmas trying to find a game in time for Christmas, was a wild land of weirdness and misfortune for the employees who worked there. Here are some more customer service stories from GameStop Employees.

These tiny triggering things are the equivalent of getting a mini rock stuck in your shoe, when you're in the middle of trying to walk somewhere. They are miniature in size, but just enough to drive someone off the wall INSANE.

The timing and juxtaposition are what really makes this one. You know, I don't think it's this guy's first time playing the game. Reminds us of the old guitar hero days. Almost makes you wanna listen to some DragonForce.

Yeah, we googled em. Pretty legit. We're as surprised as you. It kind of makes sense, if you consider how long people have been around, and all the things we've done, that someone would've thought to enlist a bear in the military or that multiple people would have died in a literal whiskey flood. History is crazy.

We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.

Here's some classic childish behavior. We still don't know what goes through these people's minds that makes them think that they can act like this. It's funny that the moment someone can't have something they want for free, it's "garbage anyway." All of this hate for some free makeup, too.

It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.

Lord help the customer service representative who has to deal with the customer who thinks they're always right. These stories are a mixed bag. Sometimes the insane customer gets their comeuppance, and sometimes they just benefit from their frustrating behavior. If you wanted to read more manager stories, then here you go.