Stuoid Teen, "scene kids" leaning towards the emo and urban wanna be catagory. Whinny kids who think they are better than the rest of the entire fucking world. Can usually be recognised if they cut their own hair and dye it black or bleach it. People who think they are so hippie and urban, but they get their styles from department stores at the mall and pay LOTS of money to buy things that look like they got at good will, or a thrift store.

Austin may be the coolest city on the planet, but it seems to attract quite a bit of hipster yuppies, well i guess so does texas in general. Yuppies are fucking gay faggs.