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Liverpool’s visit to Romania works out well

Unirea Urziceni 1-3 Liverpool

Those who saw Masterchef last night will now know never to poach a steak in red wine – it loses flavour, you idiots! – and, for Christ’s sake, if you’re going to give Gregg a brownie, put some bloody sugar in it. He loves a pud, that Gregg Wallace. Absolutely loves a pud. Meanwhile, over in dreamy Romania, Liverpool cooked up a relatively tasty performance.