Well this thing is weird, but then again there is no shortage of strange on Etsy. If you have $8,000 burning a hole in your pocket, please consider the Deep Sea Angler Fish lamp.

It's made from recycled materials like forks, knives, bike parts, and shovels, and it looks like it wants to eat you or at least chomp down on your leg and drag you to the bottom of the ocean. Imagine getting out of bed in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. You turn on the terrifying five foot tall fish lamp and you scream and pee your pants ever single time. [Etsy via Colossal]