Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis -Jack Handey

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For almost as long as they have existed, greeting cards have been used to spread the gift of laughter, as well as the occasional colony of flesh-eating bacteria. Kidding aside, there are thousands of examples of humorous greeting cards out there. We say “humorous” because while we can see attempts at humor being made, not too many of them are actually funny.

No worries. Our crack team of bloggers has compiled 17 of the funniest greeting card pics 15 minutes of Googling can get. So sit back, relax, and lower your expectations. Here’s a mindbendingly awesome collection of-

17 Funny Greeting Cards

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No. He’s not kidding.

photo by kprogram

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this card. Nothing at all.

by dusterbed

We like the moustache.

W. Heath Robinson-Contraption for the Lazy Father

That balloon clothesline actually makes sense, come to think of it.

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Word.

All rights reserved by Melissa Rachel Black

Funnier as a tattoo, we’ll bet.

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They’re just jealous cause they don’t have any…y’know. Pants.

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Always works out.

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If you can think of a situation where it would be appropriate to send a card like this, well… Good show, sir.

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The enemy biscuits that stayed behind spent the rest of the dream in an internment camp. They have yet to receive reparations.

All rights reserved by Gary Larson

Classic Gary Larson piece. Genius.

Unknown artist

Satan has a better record collection, or so we hear.

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We’re actually not sure how this card’s supposed to work. Birthday celebrants don’t usually send them out after all. But hey, a card’s a card.

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For those who don’t get it: Snowman Ingredients. You’ve lost an opportunity to feel clever.

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Darn straight!

by Joli Glantz

What kind of ant’s good with numbers? An account-ant. Heh. Heh. Heh.

By HumanCentric

If you found this funny, chances are a lot of people don’t like you very much. Just kidding. We love nerds.

There you have it! We hope we were able to squeeze a chuckle or two out of you! The next time you print greeting cards, why not spread a little cheer? If you’ve got any comments or ideas, or want to learn more about our printing services, feel free to get in touch! By the way, this holiday season, UPrinting.com is GIVING 20% OFF ON GREETING CARDS! How cool is that?