Bacon Scented Toiletries

Layer your scent with smoky undertones.

Before you ever walk out the door, be sure to shower first using your bacon scented soap. It's guaranteed to get you squealy clean. And at 4x6 inches, this bar will last you from your first date till your marriage proposal.

You can't go on your date with raunchy breath, so use your bacon flavored toothpaste so you'll taste that salty goodness all night.

There's two great things about this bacon toothpaste. One, it's good for your teeth. It tastes like bacon, and that right there will make you want to brush your teeth every chance you get.

Two, it smells like bacon. When you're leaning across the dinner table to tell your date how nice they look, they'll be inching their way closer to you because you smell so irresistible.