Oh, it slithered away. I guess it wasn't trusty. You see, trustiness is the quality of being there when you need it, and replacing itself with a bowl of fruit when you need a bowl of fruit. The trustiness rating is printed on every type of tool, device, or cattle in shaming white lettering. You won't miss it. Trust me.

Hmm. Untrusty.

Trustiness differs from trustworthiness in that you need a boat license to apply for the second one, and also it implies some degree of not lying on the floor with a newspaper over your head. Note that the equation

Not any such thing ever happened, you defamer. The duke of duchy was trusty to the king, leading to his demise in a guillotining accident. Everyone around him cried their eyeballs out, yet their hankerchiefs were not trusty at the time. Flooding became trusty instead.

I would not touch trustiness with a ten-foot pole, even a trusty one. Oh gabs! Paradox!