Easy there little guy...

As obnoxious as Kanye can be, and I love him for it so much, there’s no ego bigger than the ego of a 16 year old boy-child superstar with the world at his feet. And if you think he’s too young and wholesome and milk and cookies sweet to swagger with the best of them, just because he calls his mommy and remembers to thank God, you haven’t been paying enough attention to Celebrity.

So Justin Bieber’s baby fever is apparently getting hot for Emma Watson. Yeah. Emma Watson. And apparently this is how he would entertain Emma Watson:

“I would love to take her out for dinner. It would be great if she could come to one of my concerts, then we could hang out afterward. I love the fact she is one of the biggest female movie stars, but has chosen to go back to college. It shows she is really grounded and normal.”

Yes, little guy, but are you?

Hey girl, come to my show, watch them watching me, screaming, and wanting, and then consider yourself lucky to have some of my time.

Really?

No.

Emma’s not going anywhere near it. But she’ll get hated for it anyway. You’ve heard how TwiHard his fans can get, right? She’s in danger now. Like deep, deep sh-t.