You know, many many people ask me, they say, “Cold, what can we do to effectively protest Donald Trump?” It’s a great question. Well, the first thing I will tell you is, NO VIOLENCE. NON-VIOLENCE is the only way and it’s the best way. Just ask Ghandi. It’s important to express this because, unlike The Basket of DeplorablesTrump Supporters, Sadomasochists who support torture and “bomb the fuck out of them,” I, and WE if you agree, don’t encourage, with Fake News Stories like Pizzagate, Braindead Pukes like Edgar M. Welch to engage in violence against innocents. Edgar represents ALL Trump Supporters and he represents Donald Trump’s America if he is inaugurated January 20th.

This is Edgar M. Welch, The Freak Who Believed The Fake Pizzagate Story And Decided To Become Judge, Jury & Executioner. He’s Just A Warm-Up For Trump’s America If Don The Con Is Inaugurated January 20th.

However, that being said, just walking around like Zombies in large Urban Areas and calling that a Protest isn’t very effective or inspiring either. If you’re going to Protest, you have to do it with purpose, style and intelligence. You have to hit THEM in the Psychical Gut and make THEM wince, and the best way to do that is to be THEIR reflection in The Mirror. You have to hold The Mirror up to THEM and show THEM just how absurd and disgusting THEY really are. Make THEM metaphorically eat THEIR words and actions without indulging THEM with reactionary violence. THEY want you to be violent, believe me. Don’t give THEM what THEY want. Instead, show THEM and show The World what THEY really are — FUCKING MONSTERS.

Okay, fine, that sounds great and all but how do you translate that specifically? Here’s one idea, and hopefully this idea will help inspire you to come up with equally creative & clever ideas for effective Protest.

I’m bringing this Heroes & Villains Party up because these Rich Fucks were having a raucously wonderful time all the while laughing their asses off at what Rubes you all are. You can do the same right back at them. Turn the Tables. Make your Protest a Party. Make it FUN. And make THEM wince & hurt in the process. Make THEM swallow their evil. Make THEM pay with a metaphorical (not a real one you National Security State Goons) nuke to THEIR psyches. Make THEM gasp. Make THEM blush. Make THEM faint. Don’t give THEM an inch from now until the war is won, and when the war is won, there will be no forgiveness, because forgiveness for The Rich is a Second Chance to do it all over again.

Get your Neon Orange DayGlo out and Paint Yourselves Orange. Get Blond Toupees that resemble the animal that sits atop Don the Con‘s head and dress yourselves up as Donald Trump caricatures. As well, some of you need to dress up as Pussies, or Vaginas if you prefer. Together, in the tens of thousands, you need to pour into Manhattan and surround Trump Tower and the Donald Trump caricatures need to grab the Pussies all the while chanting Grab That Pussy!!!!!

As well, get some giant posters of Pussies/Vaginas and light them on fire and burn them in effigy in lieu of The Flag. The reason I suggest this is because Fucker Carlson & Bill “Loofah” O’Reilly & Jesse “Ambush” Watters & all of Fox News have taken great umbrage with Flag Burning, going so far as to say it’s indecent, but there was nary a word from these same people and Fox News when the tape was released of Trump talking about grabbing Pussy. I think grabbing a woman’s Pussy against her will is assault, and I would think no woman, with the exception of a few Freaks, would want her Pussy grabbed ever. But rapists don’t see it that way, so apparently, all the people I mentioned and Fox News and ALL Trump Supporters are rapists because they see nothing indecent or illegal about grabbing Pussy since they support a Psychopath who encourages it and engages in such atrocious behavior..

Your purpose in this is to be provocative & evocative. The entire display is disgusting, yes, but that’s because your intent is to be a reflection of THEM in The Mirror and you have to play your part. You know it’s absurd and nasty and disgusting and awful, but apparently THEY don’t, or THEY’RE pretending not to see it or acknowledge it in Donald Trump. Don’t let THEM ignore it and not see it or acknowledge it. Make THEM eat THEIR ignorance. Make THEM eat THEIR words. Make THEM stare at THEIR grotesque & deplorable reflections and see THEMSELVES for what THEY really are — FUCKING MONSTERS.

That’s it for now. That’s enough for now. Get a Backbone, PEOPLE. Make your Protest effective, intelligent, poignant and most of all, FUN. If The Rich can have FUN at your expense, you can have FUN at THEIR expense. Yes, War is Hell, but it can also be FUN if you have a vivid enough imagination.