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On the past episode of MTV’s Cut Throat challenge, I was involved in a stampede. I had the two biggest guys on the team knock me over and fall on top of me while others were running over on our backs to get through. It was a lot scarier then it looked on TV. I was choked out at one point. Arms and legs were flying everywhere. However, I had a superman who pulled the big dudes off of me and pushed me forward. As romantic as it was, I tend to wonder if I was rocking any of these costumes if I would have needed saving at all…

Wonderwoman

Wonder Woman– This super heroin doesn’t need any man to save her ass. She is probably the toughest broad in the skies… and her costume is pretty legit. I’d love to see her go one on one with my favorite feline fatale Catwoman.

Supergirl– She’s like Superman’s Sidekick. I honestly don’t remember much of what she does or what her purpose is. But She can fly and stuff. That’s cool.

silk spectre

Silk Spectre of Watchmen. The costume is bad ass. Looks like she could kick some ass. And if she was in a stampede… it looks like people would slip right off her ass with that shiny costume. So. There you have it. When in a stampede… wear lubed up rubber outfits.

Batgirl

Bat Girl- Any girl dressed in form fitting black rubber and leather is OK in my book. Yeah the Batman movies got a bit lame when bat boy and bat girl showed up but i can’t knock the costume. It’s pretty bad ass. However, if you are going to be battling super villains in this costume, stick to colder locations. This outfit probably wouldn’t fare too well in Miami.

Tim Burton. His style and art are so unique and deliciously twisted. He has created some beautiful dark characters that have become classic to Halloween.

So why not put yourself in a Burton movie dreamland. Play some Danny Elfman compositions while you get ready and your night will turn into magic.

Lets go back to the beginning:

Beetlejuice Deluxe Adult Costume

BeetleJuice (1988)

He’s the ghost with the most. Why should you be him for Halloween? Well, just ask him what his qualifications are: “Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?”-Beetle Juice

Collectors Batman Adult Costume

BATMAN (1989)

By far this is the best Batman ever created. Who can argue with a Jack Nicholson Joker? Follow up a couple years later with a latex clad whip crackin’ Michelle Pfieffer and you have a recipe for success. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Then Batman is your choice this Halloween. If you are going to do Batman, do it right. This costume is the only way to go.

Edward Scissorhands Costume

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

I can’t speak highly enough of this movie. The character of Edward has been present in Burton’s early works in one way or another. He finally got to make his dream real with Johnny Depp bringing the character to life. Edward is a sweet and gentle yet misunderstood “monster”. This is a love story full of artistic and symbolic fantasy.

The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Costume

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick! Lock him up for twenty years, see what makes him tick! Jack Skellington and Sally, another love story. The imagery in this movie is really intense. It’s like looking into the mind of Tim Burton and seeing what he sees. If only I could live in his head for a day!

…oh wait… I live in his head everyday.

Bring yourself into the wonderful twisted world of Tim Burton this Halloween. Stand apart from the vampire and pirates. Just remember if you do it, DO IT. Don’t go cheap, go quality. You are representing a dark genius. Don’t make me go Beetle Juice on your ass!

Besides the fact that hell would freeze over, if for some reason by the immaculate conception I, the Halloween Harlot, had a child… I would make it awesome.

Face it, baby clothes are expensive. Add the clothes to the cost of formula, diapers, school, food, etc and you’ve grown yourself your very own financial pocket parasite. Not to mention, kids aren’t particularly the cutest things in the world. Wouldn’t you rather have a puppy? At least you can leave them alone in the house for a few hours while you run errands.

Anyway, I’m getting off subject. If I had a kid, I’d dress it up like something fun every day. At FrightCatalog.com you can find lots of fun outfits for the same price or less than the cost of normal vanilla baby outfits that you’d find elsewhere.

Little Damion, you want to be Superman today? Hell yeah kiddo! Go save the world! The other kids might try to make fun of him, but I mean, how can you -really- make fun of Superman? He’ll kick your ass. Same goes with Batman or a Stormtrooper. Your kid will start a trend in the school yard. Soon, every kid will want it to be Halloween everyday.

Shrek Infant Toddler Costume

Bonus: The kid will use his imagination! Dressing up in different characters encourages the brain to think outside the box. He will also gain confidence. The more you encourage his awesomeness, the more awesome he will be.

It’s also fun to have to dress the kid up because it’s like having a new character everyday instead of a child. It’s entertainment for the parent. Dress him up like a Rockstar and bring him to a Korn concert. The babes will be all over you that’s for sure. Try dressing him up like a Stormtrooper and tell him that Luke Skywalker called and needs him to clean his room to save the world. Kids are gullible. By dressing him up, you make him more gullible. He’ll feel like cleaning his room is his duty to save the world!

He won’t eat his greens? Dress him up like Shrek and tell him Shrek needs to eat green to stay green! Trust me, he’ll eat his greens.

Your Halloween Harlot- Miss Cara Maria

Why live in a boring world? Imagination starts at youth. Make it Halloween every day and not only will you have a constant source of entertainment, but your kid will grow up brighter and way more awesome then those vanilla Gap babies. Make a stand. Viva Halloween!