Episode XLIX opens with Dameshek discussing his busy work schedule. He and Feeny argue over missing a big football game, and Feeney recalls a story involving Kirk Cameron’s couch. Dameshek also re-pitches his version of The Match Game, and tells a story of one of the worst wedding toasts ever.The guys continue their discussion of settling in relationships, and Dameshek gets heated up after a story involving blowjob parties and bar mitzvahs. Jacuzzi Pete steps inside, recalling the success of the past few episodes and suggesting the gang is still in its honeymoon phase. Dameshek then goes on a rant about the podcast being his passion project.The guys also do an audio edition of Listener Mail, which Feeney calls “one of the most disturbing moments ever in the show.” After a quick review of the sports figure who wore 49 best, Feeney finds a lost document and presents another installment from the Daves of Thunder Players.

Feeney depicts how things might’ve gone had it been Dameshek instead of Roethlisberger in that Georgia college bar; the Daves hear from a grumpy Mel Kiper Jr at the NFL Draft; Jacuzzi Pete reads some fan mail; and the return of the classic gameshow “Who Did Mitchell Masturbate To?”