It's an alien invasion story that skips all of the interesting conquest parts and all of the interesting rebellion parts to tell one small, pivotal story in between. Does it get the job done? Snooty and Goon will be the judge of that!

Marvel is back with their newest hero, and she's Totally Nineties! Dig out your old dial-up modems and download this latest episode as Snooty and Goon go through the MCU's newest flashback origin story. It's tubular! Was "tubular" in the Nineties, or was that earlier?

It's hard to make new friends later in life. But maybe, with a little kindness from strangers, it's possible for two very different people to come together in a way that will horrifically scar one of them. Join Snooty and Goon as they deconstruct this marvelous little thriller all about meeting new people in the big city! You won't ever want to leave!

This heartfelt trilogy comes to a conclusion, promising thrills, chills, flights of fancy, and more dragons than ever before! Join Snooty and Goon as they ride along with this beloved franchise's latest installment. But it's strictly BYOD (Bring Your Own Dragon).

The future is a grim shadow of the world we know, a brutal cage in which the destitute and desperate are pitted against each other for the amusement of the wealthy few. But at least they have a bunch of sweet tech upgrades to make it all better! Join Snooty, Goon, and Captain Action as they take apart this adaptation of the classic sci fi manga!

The fourth movie in the franchise is also the sequel to the first movie? But none of the other movies were prequels? I think we're gonna need instructions for how to make sense of all of this. Lucky for us, Snooty and Goon are experts at sorting through the pieces!

The modern day swords-and-sorcery genre doesn't get enough love these days, which is why it's important to pay attention when it comes around again. Quest with Duke Snooty and Goon the Fool on an epic adventure full of magic, heroics, chivalry, all in a kid-friendly package! But be warned, it's strictly BYOS (bring your own sword).

The ending to the trilogy we never knew we wanted until Split came out is finally here! M. Night Shyamalan concludes his epic super-hero opus with a meditation on the notions of power and human excellence in a mundane world. Does it soar or fall? Find out with Snooty and Goon!

Our sound engineer borked this week’s episode, so sadly you won’t get to hear Snooty’s or Goon’s opinions on The Upside. Sorry! But a brief summary: don’t see this movie. The Upside is a trite, dull, manipulatively saccharine slog that peddles a tired old message of teaching people in wheelchairs that their lives actually are worth living, as if that notion couldn’t be readily apparent without Kevin Hart’s help.

See you next week for Glass! And we promise, our sound engineer will learn his lesson…just as soon as we let him out of the dungeon.

The New Year starts off with a proud, semi-annual tradition of watching a low-budged January horror movie. And it's actually...pretty good? That might be the biggest jump scare of all! Join Snooty and Goon as they solve the riddle of how this movie managed to not be completely awful despite everything working against it!