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"College Student and Daycare Teacher _____ E. _____ was arrested this morning for attempting to conduct an experiment of hastening the growth process of a giant thorn bush whilst injuring civilians in the process. Witnesses say that the bush grew so fast that it spread around three bystanders, punctured their skin and were sent flying 5 feet into the air where they all landed back on the ground with sheer force due to a whiplash from the thorn bush.

All three victims are in the hospital now but are recovering from injuries. No deaths have been reported. Back to you, Tom"