Finally, a fake one. "Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney, who hoisted a handmade sign depicting Trump in a KKK robe beneath the words 'Fascism Is Not Conservatism,' was quickly knocked out by a punch to the back of the head."

Question 6 of 30

Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent on Land

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The Onion, February 2006. "According to study researchers, a group of 25 bottlenose dolphins removed from their holding tanks failed 11 exercises designed to test their basic cognitive abilities and reasoning skills."

Onion

Question 7 of 30

Meerkat Expert Cleared of Assault in Zoo Love Triangle

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Apparently the meerkat, monkey and llama-keepers made quite a fuss at the London Zoo Christmas party in 2014.

Onion

Question 8 of 30

Man Comes to Realize His Puppies Aren't Puppies After All

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They were Asian black bears. This happened in China in 2015.

Onion

Question 9 of 30

Snake Swallows Salad Tongs

real

This really happened to someone's pet python in Australia in 2015.

Onion

Question 10 of 30

USA's First Beer Spa Brewing Up Brisk Business

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"Hop in the Spa" is a real place in Sisters, Oregon.

Onion

Question 11 of 30

Report: U.S. Parents' Top Concern is Child Dying from Something They Could Be Blamed For

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The Onion, March 2016. "Many parents in the U.S. frequently lie awake at night worrying about the unthinkable happening to their son or daughter and causing the public to look upon them as criminally liable for their death."

The Onion, March 2015. "Effective immediately, pledges nationwide will engage in a hazing program designed to combat racially insensitive behavior by requiring them to pound a shot of pure grain alcohol for every one of their personal prejudices until they puke."

The Onion, March 2014. "As we've seen time and time again, an NFL general manager can be assured of a Super Bowl championship solely by recklessly blowing a colossal amount of cash on a high-profile washed-up veteran or two."

Onion

Question 16 of 30

Winner of French Scrabble Championship Does Not Speak French

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Apparently New Zealander Nigel Richards memorized every single word with fewer than 10 letters in the French dictionary.

Onion

Question 17 of 30

Bus Passengers Who Urinated on a Beehive Are Stung in Some Unfortunate Places

The Onion, March 2016. "This is your last chance to speak directly to the American people before exiting the national stage, so please utilize your time wisely. You may now begin."

Onion

Question 19 of 30

Man Shoots Armadillo, Hits Mother-in-Law Next Door

real

This really happened in Lee County, Georgia, in 2015.

Onion

Question 20 of 30

GOP Maintains Solid Hold on Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

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Onion

The Onion, March 2016. "Republicans hold a solid lead among the coveted 'elderly youth' demographic, including 18- to 24-year-olds who wear suspenders and bow ties to class every day."

Question 21 of 30

New Evidence Suggests Early Humans First Used Fire to Impress Friends

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Onion

The Onion, March 2016. "The discovery supports the hypothesis that setting a grassy plain ablaze to crack up friends was an important part of hominid culture long before fire was used for cooking and warmth."

Question 22 of 30

ISIS Struggling to Narrow Down GOP Debate Sound Bites for New Recruitment Video

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Onion

The Onion, March 2016. "We've spent days cutting down our video to feature only the most inflammatory anti-Muslim statements that will attract new soldiers of jihad, but it’s still over 40 minutes — no one's gonna sit through something that long."

Question 23 of 30

Jaguars, Raiders Hold Postseason Exhibition Game in London

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Onion

The Onion, February 2016. "Today was a fantastic opportunity for the fans in England to see the Jaguars and Raiders play a full game as both teams prepare to head into the offseason."

Question 24 of 30

Lost Jack London Manuscript "The Doggy" Found

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Onion

The Onion, February 2016. '''The Doggy' is a gripping tale of a playful 3-year-old yellow Labrador retriever in the Yukon and shows London, the master of vivid naturalist prose, at the height of his literary powers."

Question 25 of 30

Cops Warn Residents of Men Challenging Others to Rap Battles

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This actually happened in Charlton, Massachusetts, in March 2016.

Onion

Question 26 of 30

States Now Offering Millions in Tax Breaks to Any Person Who Says "High-Tech Jobs"

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Onion

This is from The Onion in June 2014.

Question 27 of 30

Artist Left Hanging Naked

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This really happened to a Norwegian artist named Hilde Krohn Huse in 2015. Long story.

Onion

Question 28 of 30

Drugs Win Drug War

real

Onion

Classic Onion from 1998.

Question 29 of 30

Vatican City Residents Rally to Save St. Peter's Basilica From Development

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Onion

The Onion, February 2016. "J.Crew, Regal Cinemas and restaurant chain Johnny Rockets have already committed to leasing space in the complex that is to be erected on the plot of land where St. Peter was said to be crucified during the reign of Roman emperor Nero."