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In August of 2012, guitarist "Dr. Sin-a-Min", drummer Billy delGiudice (a.k.a. “No. 7”), and vocalist Ethan Fixell (a.k.a. “The Jackal”) took over Brooklyn, New York recording studio, The Bunker. When they emerged five hours later, they had written, recorded, and mixed their debut album — every riff, drum fill, and lyric on the 14-song masterpiece was improvised on the spot.

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released October 4, 2012

Engineered and mixed by Aaron Nevezie at The Bunker, Brooklyn, NY
Mastered by Mike Harmon at Studio Crash, Philadelphia, PA
Produced by nobody

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PiratesNew York, New York

Pirates are the world’s only improvisational-hardcore band.In August 2012, guitarist "Dr. Sin-a-
Min", drummer Billy delGiudice (“Number 7”), and vocalist Ethan Fixell (“The Jackal”) took over Brooklyn, NY recording studio, The Bunker. Five hours later, they had written, recorded, and mixed their debut album — every element of the 14-song masterpiece was improvised on the spot....more

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PIRATES!
guitars and drums turned up to 11,
we're blowin out your eardrums.
we can kill you with our music.
we'll fuck you in the ass.
if you don't like hardcore, you're not a real man.
if you don't like Pirates, you don't have a cock.
if you don't like PIrates, you're not a real man.
if you don't like Pirates, YOU DON'T HAVE A COCK!

Track Name: Stuck In Traffic

I cant get to the airport,
cars are backed up for miles,
I'm stuck in traffic forever.
I'm gonna miss my flight!
I'm gonna miss my flight!
You motherfucker, take me to the airport!

what does it matter?
we’re all gonna die someday.

I don't wanna die!!!
Fuck you!

Track Name: Home Improvement

Well I tried to build a media center,
and it fell apart.
I tried to build a dresser,
and I fucked up the drawers.
Well, I tried to build another media center
and it fucked up my hand
Well, I'm never building another media center,
next time I'm shopping at IKEA!
IKEA!!!

Track Name: My Parents Loved Me Too Much

Mom and Dad
why'd you do this to me?
Mom and Dad
you created this.

Mom and Dad, fuck you!

They gave me too much attention,
and now I wanna be famous!
I want everyone to like me.
I'm obsessed with success!

My ego's bigger than Kim Kardashian's ass.

FUCK YOU!

Track Name: F-Mobile

it’s so damn cheap, it’s hard to turn down
I got a family plan
it's so damn cheap, it's hard to turn down
too bad the reception sucks a dick!

You can’t make a call from anywhere,
unless a telephone pole is up your ass!

Track Name: Juicy Fruit

Oh, Juicy Fruit
Oh, Juicy Fruit,
you taste so good at first.
and then after three minutes, you taste like shit!

you fucking lying cunt!
you fucking lying bitch!
why do you taste like shit after just three minutes?
then you hurt my jaw,
and it's bad to swallow you
so i spit you out,
because you're not worth shit!

Juicy Fruit!
Juicy fuckin' FRUIT!
Juicy Fruit!
JUICY FRUIT, FUCK YOU!

Track Name: Jesus vs. Daffy Duck

Jesus met Daffy Duck at a party and they shared a cocktail
they had a lot in common so they started playing bridge together
what’s the difference between Jesus and Daffy Duck?
NOTHING!!!

Track Name: DVR

WHY????
Why did you delete the last episode of Breaking Bad?
I love that show!
You cut off the end of The Soup,
And I love that show, too!
You forgot to record last week's Mad Men... RRRAHHH!!
I'm gonna throw you out the window,
You piece of electronic shit...
FUCK...
YOU!
Throw you out the window, FUCK YOU!
You deleted all my favorite shows!
You deleted everything I love!
60 Minutes and 20/20!
Why???
You piece of shit, go back to Cablevision!