all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

yeah TOAST (yeah TOAST)

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST (yeah TOAST)

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST (yeah TOAST)

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

1. We love runnin', jumpin', dancin' round the room(repeat 3 times, with the 1st words repeated the 3rd time as the music indicates)
2. We love dribblin', passin', shootin', round the court.
3. We love sleddin', skiin', boardin' down the hill.
4. We love swimmin', divin', splashin' in the lake.
5. We love bladin', boardin', scootin' 'round the hood.
6. We love feelin' fit and happy all the time.

Oh, I Wish I Were(tune: If You're Happy & You Know It)
Oh, I wish I were a little mo-squi-to (mo-squi-to)
Oh, I wish I were a little mo-squi-to (mo-squi-to)
I would bit-y, bit-y, bit-y
over everybody's hide-y
Oh, I wish I were a little mo-squi-to (mo-squi-to)

Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)
Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)
I'd go down with a slurp
And come up with a burp
Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)Cub Scout Vespers(Tune: O Tannenbaum)
As ends our Pack Meeting tonight, I pledge to keep my honor bright.
Oh - I will help my pack to go, And my pack helps me to grow.
Have I done and have I dared - Everything to Be Prepared?
Mmm, and before I stop to rest, I renew to Do My best.

My Name Is Joe*
Hi. My name is Joe.
I have a wife and 2 kids and I work at a button factory.
One day
My boss came to me and said, "Joe,
are you busy?" I said, "no."
He said, "push the button with your right hand."

vs 2 "push the button with your left hand"each verse, add another: right leg, left leg, right hip, left hip, headvs 8: ..... Joe, are you busy? I said, "YES!"

I'm a Little Hunk of Tin*
I'm a little hunk of tin
Nobody knows where I have been
I've got for wheels and a running board
I'm a 4 by 4 by 4
Shake-shake, rattle-rattle - crash, beep-beep.

The Grand Ol' Duke of York*
The grand ol' Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up the hill and then
He marched them down again.

And when you're up, you're up
And when you're down, you're down
And when you're only half-way up
You're neither up nor down.

Oh! McTavish is dead and his brother don't know it -
His brother is dead and McTavish don't know it -
They're both lyin' dead in the very same bed,
And neither one knows that the other is dead!(get faster and faster, every verse)

You Can't Ride in My Red Wagon*
You can't ride in my red wagon
Axle's broken, wheels are draggin'
Same song, same verse,
A little bit louder and a little bit worse!

(sung several times, start soft, end crazy!)

Bubble Gum*
My mother gave me a _________
to go and ___________________
but I didn't __________________
I went and bought some bubble gum!
A oompa oompa bubble gum (repeat 3x)
I went and bought some bubble gum.

Black Socksa round
Black Socks, they never get dirty,
The longer I wear them, the stronger they get!
Sometimes I think I should wash them
but something inside me says no, no, not yet!
not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet…

Pizza Hut Song: Star Wars Version*
A Jabba the Hud, A Jabba the Hud, Luke Skywalker and a Jabba the Hud.
A Jabba the Hud, A Jabba the Hud, Luke Skywalker and a Jabba the Hud.
Darth Vader, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker and a Jabba the Hud.
Darth Vader, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker and a Jabba the Hutt.

Old Lady Learynot an action song, but fun
Late one night, when we were all in bed,
Old Lady Leary lit the lantern in the shed,
And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said,
“There’ll be a hot time in the ol’ town tonight!”
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Ten nights dark, when bed we were all in,
Old Leary lady hung the shed her lantern in,
And when the kick cowed it over, she eyed her wink and said,
"There'll be a town hot in the time ol' tonight!"
IFER! IFER! IFER!