Funny what happened during the BCS game last night. First time ESPN showed a picture of Kathrine Webb (McCarron's girlfriend), she started to get twitter followers. She started the night at 550 followers and ended over 100,000 thanks to ESPN showing her in the stands so much.

This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! /Dom

This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.