Happy Monday, everybody. As you’ve no doubt cleverly deduced from the header, I have a quotes challenge for you today — movies, this time. I thought I’d give TV a bit of a break. And in case you’re new here, well, it’s all pretty self-explanatory. The only thing worth mentioning is that if a character’s name comes up in dialogue, I always replace it with BOB. I can’t make it that easy for you.

Please leave your guesses in the comments. Answers will be up next week.

1. “Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!”

2. “My heartbeat, it beats only for you. Listen closely. It says, ‘BOB, I love you, BOB, the vault.”

3. “Have you a valediction, boyo?”

4. “Right, so, strictly speaking, BOB was your best friend. And how do you feel about the suicide of Your Best Friend? In the world?”

6. “Do you wonder what your color is? Well, that I won’t tell you. It’s not ladylike to speak of such things. You shouldn’t even have asked.”

7. “I make 40 G’s a year plus dental. You may not have a Skittle.”

8. “Listen, BOB. Don’t start up with your white zone shit again.”

9. “Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises . . . and a fast entrance into HELL!”