There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,...читать дальше →

My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"...читать дальше →

Pretty girl: "May I try on that two-piece suit in the window?"...читать дальше →

91-year-old Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife after 66 years of marriage go to their lawyer to get a divorce.
Puzzled, the lawyer asks, "Why did you wait all this time if you were both so miserable for so long?"...читать дальше →

Maurice and Sarah were getting old and Maurice felt his wife was losing her hearing. He decided to stage a test. One day, as Sarah read the paper, he stood a distance behind her chair and said, in a conversational voice, "Can you hear me?"...читать дальше →

This old gal was trying on one of those blouses with a plunging neckline and after looking herself over in the mirror, asked a saleslady if she thought it was too low-cut...читать дальше →