“I’m not in LaLa land!” Digging through my purse “I’m was just trying to get a good station” Now where are those tweezers?

“Fine, let me know when I wake up from the coma if it was worth it” He turns to give the window his full attention and grumbles “I hope our wills are in order”

Just under two more hours to go! Squawks the GPS.

“Hey, did you know that they had a Men’s, Women’s and Unisex bathroom at the last rest stop?” I asked conversationally.

“So which one did you choose?”

Funny. I married a funny guy “Actually, I was a little confused. Why do you think they have that?”

“I don’t know. Why do you keep playing with every button in the car instead of concentrating on the road?”

Did I say funny?

Sometimes words fail.

Still just under two hours? Hasn’t like an hour passed already?

“Hey, you know…” Oh, I love that song….lemme just program that station… “I read something hysterical on Bugginword the other day….she came up with the funniest name....hey, when did they put that there?......anyway, what do you think of the name Magillicutty Vagina Juice....”

“Pull over and let me drive!”

“Huh?”

“Your mind is obviously overflowing with Magillicutty Vagina Juice and, if you don’t mind, I don’t feel like dying today”

Sheesh!

“Fine”

His features always look way more relaxed from the driver’s side anyway. And I’m all about making him more relaxed (-:

GRAB THE BUTTON AND SPREAD THE WORD ..... BLOGGERS DO IT BETTER YO!!!

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Mother, wife, writer, friend, un-willing employee, feeder of fish and cats (all right, so I don't always remember to feed the fish-it's not my fault they can't talk to remind me), cleaner of house and clocks and not necessarily all in that order or always done well but getting done nevertheless (-:

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O.K. I love my son more than air, I would drink tomato sauce from the can if it was socially acceptable, my husband and I want to throw live grenades at each other on a daily basis but love each other still (strong love beats live grenades. In Battleship and in life! 11 years and still going strong.

Thanks Lee!!!

Double Thanks to Robyn for both of these awards-visit her @ http://robyns-page.blogspot.com/

Tamara-Thank you for this!!! xoxoxoxoox visit her at @ homespunheartscandles.blogspot.com xoxoxo

Thanks so much to Blia @ superheroesmom.com

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And what is nicer than giving an award with no strings attached just because?

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Now hurry! Go make room in your closet for all that good karma. And please get rid of those old sweatpants while you're at it! (-: