There was a gif I saw on here not too long ago where these cows were charging this goose trying to scare it out of their pasture and he was just standing there not having any of it. And probably talking shit the whole time.

There was a house I used to live in that was backed up directly to a duck pond. I really liked to feed the ducks, they were all really friendly.

There was also this asshole goose that would regularly terrorize the ducks, stealing their food, chasing them around, biting at them, trying to push them underwater. Well, one day, while I was feeding my little friends, fuckface decides to come barreling out of nowhere to bite the shit out of one of my favorite ducks, who I was letting eat right out of my hand.

By this point, I’d had enough of his shit, and I grabbed that fucker around the neck and swooped his shitty, goosey body up under my other arm, and walked over to the water’s edge and body slammed that son of a bitch directly into the pond. He made the weirdest noise I’ve ever heard come out of a bird, and proceeded to fuck off from that point onward when he saw me around. Geese are total bitches and only pick on things that are afraid of them.

there is a scene in a trailer where the groundskeeper is standing around, takes his head off and wipes his forehead. the goose then approaches from behind and squawks and shocked he lets go of his hat and the goose steals it from the ground and hides it in a bush. then the keeper gets the sun hat.

Yeah, but OP was also posting racist memes 5 years ago. Just seems to me that if the folks at House House wanted to spam advertisements for their game, they'd want to do it from an account without racist memes.

I don't think this post is an advertisement, it's a karmawhoring repost of a post that was originally an advertisement. This gets reposted all the time and gets over 10k upvotes every time. I'm guessing this old unused account got hacked, and the hacker is trying to get karma onto the account before selling it as "a 5 year old account with tons of karma".