“I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’ I know more about what I’m doing than hopefully I did 25 years ago”

25 years ago, a 45 year old Jerry Jones bought the Cowboys and within 7 years, the team won 3 Super Bowls. The last 18 years obviously haven’t been to kind as they only have one playoff win total.

The Cowboys apparently have the secret sauce now, so the NFL better watch out!