K.C. and Michelle Woolf

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Monday, April 26, 2010

Book Review: The Pirate Hunter - The True Story of Captain Kidd, by Richared Zacks

I just finished reading The Pirate Hunter: The True Story of Captain Kid, by Richard Zacks, and now I totally want to be a pirate. But I don't' want to get scurvy, and I don't think I'd be able to have a bowel movement straddling the plank with a hole in it at the head of the boat with all the other pirates watching me. Also, my ingrained morals would prevent me from stealing, murdering or raping, and that's really what being a pirate is all about, isn't it. I guess I really just want to wear frilly clothes, talk funny and ride around in a boat. I should probably just go on a gay cruise.

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Books I Can Remember that I’ve Read (In no particular order)

I'm only counting text books if I read the entire thing.I'm counting books that I read more than half of, but stopped because I couldn't stomach it (Lolita) or just because I hated it(Moby Dick). I'm not counting books that are mostly pictures (The Cat in the Hat), although they are still some of my favorite books. I'm counting books twice if I read them both in English and in Spanish. Also, I'm not counting the Bathroom Readers; mostly because I'm ashamed of how much time I spend on the pot. I've read almost all of them though.