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Wags barricade Jezza Clarkson in portable loo

Short YouTube clip entertains the crowd

Yes, it's juvenile and totally unnecessary, but this YouTube clip of Top Gear main man Jezza Clarkson confined to a portable bog at the recent Mallorca Classic Car Rally has proved a bit of a hit down at YouTube:

Ho ho. Doubtless those who have in the past been on the receiving end of Clarkson's wit - including prozzie-murdering lorry drivers and "one-eyed Scottish idiot" Gordon Brown - will be adding this one to their bookmarks.

For the record, Clarkson was forced into a partial apology for his Gordo jibe, following complaints from disability charities. He said: "I have nothing against the Scottish and of course I regret making any remark that might have upset the disabled. But the 'idiot' bit - there is no chance I'll apologise for that." ®