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Thursday, January 19, 2012

5 Boob Jobs Gone Wrong

When it comes to bobs, most people think that bigger is better. While I admittedly get intimidated seeing a woman with a large chest stroll by my B cups, I have seen far too many bad boob jobs to assume that a larger size equates to a better looking body. A lot of women go overboard with their boob jobs, or they get them done from bad doctors. Either way, seeing the women on the list below may cause you to reconsider slapping some silicone on your chest. Let's take a look at five of the worst boob jobs I have ever seen, and then I'll talk more about why they look the way they do.

5 Boob Jobs You Never Want to Get

5 – Bethenny Frankel

4 – Tori Spelling

3 – Sheyla Hershey

2 – Victoria Beckham

1 – Lolo Ferrari

Why These Boob Jobs Look the Way They Do

For the most part, the boob jobs above spawn from women wanting to go larger than they should have with their breasts. If you start with an A cup and want to go to a DD, you are going to end up with what appears to be basketballs super glued to your chest. That is an inevitable side effect of wanting giant boobs of doom. There is only so much that plastic surgeons can do with the skin you have. They have to stretch it over the new boobs and make them look as natural as possible. If you try to go beyond the means of your current breast size, you will end up looking like the woman above every time.

In the case of Tori Spelling and others like her (cough…Paula Abdul), the boobs look bad mainly because the cleavage does. Every woman wants to have that nice little line going right between her boobs. When it starts to look like the Mississippi River, there's a problem. This is partially the result of bad plastic surgery in general, but it can also be a case of wanting more boob than you should get. This is just something you need to avoid if you ever want to get a breast augmentation.

The Way Fake Boobs Are Supposed to Look

If you're going to get fake tits, they need to look as realistic as possible. The whole point of plastic surgery is to enhance your natural features, not to actually make them look like plastic. The women above have fake looking boobs. It is blatantly obvious they have had work done. Now let's take a look at Kourtney Kardashian…

Believe it or not, those are breast implants. They look totally natural, but they are fake as can be. I had no idea that Kourtney's boobs were fake until the episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" where Kim X-rays her ass to prove it's real. The docs compared the X-ray to that of Kourtney's boobs to show the difference between an implant and a part of the human body. Needless to say, I was a little shocked to hear that Kourt had implants to begin with.

If you know that you want a breast augmentation, you need to make sure you get something that is logically proportional to your current body. If you try to go too extreme, you could end up on one of my future bad boob job lists. You don't want that, do you? Didn't think so. Let's keep the boobs to a manageable size and see if they need any enhancement after that.