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We wrote these Would You Rather Questions for the Would Your Rather Game in our mom’s basement. Can not use Jeopardy questions, can you? So, PLAY, Fool, PLAY!en-eninfo@wouldyouratherquestions.netCopyright 2019Would you rather...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-33.html
read Snooki's warped mind - OR - eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)Would you rather see your child kicked out of schoolhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-37.html
for smoking cigarettes in the bathroom - OR - awarded for smoking maryjane in class under teacher supervisionWould you rather be...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-41.html
responding to a job ad in the local classifieds for a dish washer at a local Olive Garden - OR - replying to a Craigslist ad for a new Pope in the VaticanWould you rather find out that Jesus...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-42.html
isn't coming back - OR - have him call from Scientology headquartersWould you rather...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-43.html
drink wine with Jesus - OR - drop acid with Timothy LearyWould you rather be...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-44.html
a well fed goldfish fish in a comfy bowl - OR - one of a hundred Koi swimming in Donald Trumpâ€™s Ornamental PondWould you rather...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-45.html
milk the cow - OR - drink the milkWould you rather...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-72.html
Dick Chaney hiding from the press before addressing his party on important issues - OR - Barack Obama hiding from Michele before chowing down on some KFCWould you rather be...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-73.html
former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email - OR - Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York CityWould you rather be...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-74.html
a beached whale - OR - a fat celebrity in a bikini on the cover of World MagazineWould you rather have...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-75.html
a tattoo - OR - a heroic scarWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-76.html
the only Elvis impersonator in Delight Arkansas - OR - one of the hundred street Elvi in Las VegasWould you rather jumphttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-77.html
from the top of the Trump Tower to escape a fire - OR - the Brooklyn Bridge to escape a rampaging GodzillaWould you rather wearhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-78.html
a swimsuit to the opera - OR - a clown suit to the next Presidential InaugurationWould you rather banhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-79.html
guns, bullets, and weaponâ€™s clips - OR - fat people from your nude beachWould you rather be...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-80.html
the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il - OR - a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because she's sleeping with the presidentWould you rather have...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-81.html
your background checked - OR - your foreground checkedWould you rather be...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-82.html
warped - OR - shavedWould you rather be...http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-83.html
an extra in Gone With The Wind - OR - a featured player in Godzilla Meets the 3 StoogesWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-132.html
copulate a turkey - OR - count PI to an insignificant number of decimal placesWould you rather eathttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-133.html
organic vegetables grown in a cemetery - OR - fungus off the feet of somebody who is still aliveWould you rather enter a committed relationship http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-134.html
with an origami bird - OR - play-dough horseWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-135.html
have your testicles surgically removed - OR - surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soupWould you rather be stuck inhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-136.html
an inflated balloon - OR - a deflated balloonWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-137.html
stick your hand into a gopher hole not knowing if the gopher is inside - OR - punch yourself in the face and just be done with itWould you rather behttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-138.html
stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere with no hope of rescue with a survival expert of the same gender - OR - stuck with an attractive tax-attorney of the opposite gender who will constantly endanger your life and waste any resources you manage to accumulateWould you rather havehttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-139.html
your panties in a bunch - OR - prefer to keep them separateWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-140.html
be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one - OR - go snorkeling Would you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-141.html
wait a minute - OR - sixty secondsWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-142.html
find yourself in bed with a platypus and have no recollection of what happened - OR - fornicate a toadWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-143.html
watch a snail race - OR - race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the raceWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-144.html
have a discussion about thermodynamics - OR - imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dustWould you rather diehttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-145.html
vaporized into a gaseous puff of smoke - OR - prefer to melt into a liquidWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-146.html
listen to a sound you cannot hear - OR - hear a sound you cannot listen toWould you rather usehttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-147.html
a Kleenex that you found in a box - OR - a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bagWould you rather behttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-148.html
a pine cone in a pine tree - OR - a plum in a plum treeWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-149.html
take it - OR - leave itWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-150.html
lose a pair of socks - OR - only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one ofWould you rather behttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-151.html
as cool as the other side of the pillow - OR - as mad as a wet henWould you rather behttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-152.html
slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob - OR - finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sandedWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-153.html
quit crying - OR - be given something to cry aboutWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-154.html
put on an itchy sweater - OR - start everyday from scratchWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-155.html
bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it - OR - have lots of sour cream but no potato to bakeWould you rather testify in court against http://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-156.html
a mobster - OR - a gansterWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-157.html
find cheap car insurance and therefore reduce your premiums compared to previous years - OR - win a lottery for the exact amount your car insurance will cost assuming the reduced rate is not available in this alternate realityWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-158.html
slap a trout - OR - whack a monkeyWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-159.html
be in a state of discombobulation - OR - wear a pair of rather groovy pantsWould you rather eathttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-160.html
pancakes - OR - actual cakes that have been crushed into pancakes by an anvil which while a little messy, have a higher density and therefore better bang for your buckWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-161.html
lick an anvil that crushed a cake - OR - own the anvil that may or may not have been responsible for crushing Wile E. Coyote on several occasionsWould you rather behttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-162.html
depressed about life, the universe and everything - OR - look like a duck, quack like a duck, but not be a duckWould you rather be worthhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-163.html
a hill of beans - OR - a mountain stuffed with peasWould you rather havehttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-164.html
sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages - OR - one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removalWould you rather discoverhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-165.html
your father is actually a woman - OR - your mother actually a manWould you rather experience the horrors of coitus withhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-166.html
a boat propeller - OR - a blenderWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-167.html
wear an affordable tin foil hat to block out alien signals from reaching your brain - OR - use an aluminum bowl that studies have show to be more effective but significantly less fashionableWould you rather behttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-168.html
the ball used in a game of pinball - OR - one of the balls used in a game of hungry hungry hipposWould you rather be calledhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-169.html
a vegetable - OR - a legumeWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-170.html
ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading - OR - eat 797 burritos from taco bellWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-171.html
bounce around in all sorts of directions - OR - follow angles that have been accurately protractedWould you ratherhttp://www.wouldyouratherquestions.net/question-172.html
bark up the wrong tree - OR - cheer up for now because the worst is still to come