The Matewix

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An unauthorised, utterly silly spoof of the Matrix, qThe Matewixq is an adventure starring the ineffectual computer geek Newo. This book has all the action of the film, or more specifically it's a story of a nerd who couldn't get any action. Our hero has a rather bad speech impediment, which gets him into all sorts of twuble in a world that's not quite what it seems. q'If you take the Red pill, Newo, there is no going back. You will leave the Matewix and enter a world more real to you than you can possibly imagine. But Newo, if you take the Blue pill you will sustain an erection for up to 12 years. You must decide Newo'. Newo stared long and hard at the pills. Then reached out his hand, 'I'll take them both', he said and eagerly gobbled them down wholeq.a#39;Come on Siphon, a#39; she snarled at the phone. a#39;Operator!a#39; she shouted as the
phone was answered, a#39;If you are in the Matewix and need a number two please
press twoa#39;. She threw the phone down and ran. Distributed by Trafalgar Square N
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The Matewix

Author

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Charlie Hamilton James

Publisher

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Harpercollins Pub Limited - 2003

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