"it has been alleged that party-goers:
- urinated on the mother's wedding dress
- stole cash and jewellery
- ripped light fittings from the ceiling by swinging on them
- stubbed out cigarettes on the carpet
- vomited throughout the house
- barricaded the back door to prevent neighbours getting in
- Dyed Fred Perry clothes belonging the host's brother because they "didn't like charvas" (the North East dialect for chavs)."

- just flip over that carpet there will you?. run a mop over this urine soaked wedding dress will you?

srsly that is fairly appaling behaviour if its true and it brings shame on the name of all youths today. kids don't realise how good they have it. in MY day we had to walk 20 miles t'pit every morning etc etc