What You’re REALLY Thinking When Your Crush Rejects You

Realizing that a guy doesn’t like you back is definitely maybe the worst feeling in the world. But even more terrible is having to pretend you aren’t completely crushed. And even more terrible-er? The fibs you come up with to keep up the act. Here’s what we know you’re thinking when you get negged by your crush.

She meant: Well. If he didn’t appreciate a kissyface emojicon over text I guess he won’t like one IRL. Excuse me while I bury my phone—and possibly myself—in the backyard so I’ll never text something so pathetic again.

She meant: WHY GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME! I can actually feel my heart breaking in half. I’m going to lock myself in the stall for the next 20 minutes and weep. Then pretend I had an allergy attack.

I once sent him a Valentine with my # on it. He tgen gave me the “im not ready for a relationship ” BS. I got super pissed and basically wrote him a 150 character rant. Then over the 3 day weekend I basically locked myself in my room, built a fort and started a rant journal. I than “apologized” and thought of silently killing hom with a needle and a paperclip.

Morgana5953

That’s a little harsh…

Haley

I told a guy i liked that i liked him because we were friends and he asked me who i liked and i yelled YOU STUPID NOW GO AWAY he awkwardly walked away then came back and i said i was kidding you were getting on my nerves i wanted you to go away. : /