If it wasn’t for social media, I may not have found out there was a heatwave in Britain this week.

According to every single media outlet in the country (now including this one), Britain today is experiencing the hottest weather in nine years, with temperatures reaching 34.5C in certain parts of our tiny island.

It’s actually so hot, that bookmakers are even getting in on it, with Coral slashing the odds on it being Britain’s hottest ever summer from 4-1 to 3-1. Banker? Probably not. It will be snowing next week.

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And as always in this wonderful country, with sun and heat comes COMPLETE FUCKING CHAOS…