they also make fake chicken breasts and swiss stake (sic) and skallops (sic). I actually grew up on the swiss stake and 'rediburger' which is the fake ground meat, and periodically get a craving for it -- my 'normal' husband thinks it is the foulest stuff ever though.

are you a hard core vegetarian? because they're pretty darn funky.I know a couple places that carry them -- but none in the NY area, sorry. That said, I bet if you called your local Seventh Day Adventist church, they could tell you the closest source. There must be some nearby somewhere