I keep a lexicon in lockdown, frontal lobe cockedBlunderbuss at the ready for a short sharp shockRaconteur with the rapid-fire patter of poeticPatois in the pejorative, I’ll vex your dialectic

But since you paid admission, pull up an ear and listenI’m about to cause some friction with my dexterous rhyme and dictionI discourse with celerity, untouchable in verityIt’s nonpareil, all others fail to achieve any parity

Think of it as arrogance -- some call him narcissisticRealistically it’s simply that he’s mastered the linguisticsOf a nerdcore rapper who dispenses verbal pummelingsEven hardened MCs find it rather humbling

Ascendant fabricators, ostentatious as they encroachInvertebrates and reprobates entreating my reproachI castigate these deluded diluted dilettantesWhose gaunt gallivants reveal what little they have to flaunt

I haunt concatenated consciences like a specterRevelate inadequate quatrains like a lectorLackadaisical lyricists who lallate and lispHad best skip this diss to copulate with their fists

Notes for the groundlings, here's the basic premiseHe's good and he knows it which makes him quite a menaceLazy MCs crumble quickly under highbrow heavy languageEvery syllable delivered dealing Jean Claude van Damage

Educate and edify padawans like a pedagogueDialogues divulge catechisms and I'm a demagoguePontifex and psychopomp priming the proletariatIf mediocrity's the medium I'm its Judas Iscariot

All this eloquence exhausts the mind and lost me an earToo many brain cells have died on TV, Porn, and beerI may not know what they mean and the cost's too high to paybut I learned some new words from MC-3PO today

Antiquity educes paragons for those who reminisceIt’s foreordained, my consecration’s no parti prisA maelstrom of acumen primed for the squallI’m a rhapsodizing sibyl -- that’s a fifty dolla word, y’all