But wait! Maybe if I put up a little Paypal donation box you could all send me a few dollars for each post you read. Yeah! That would be great! My own e-collection plate. I’m a holy guy, right? You’d follow my religion, wouldn’t ya? I’m sure one of my *cough* many readers has lots and lots of spare cash to unload on a *COUGH* handsome guru.

Ah, but I don’t like the idea of a guru. Because gurus have such a weird relationship with disciples, for the most part. A lot of gurus have tons of students and then expect some kind of personal loyalty. Ye-ha, right! A lot of gurus are people who realized they didn’t need a guru and also realized they knew how to run a business. Sketch!