AuthorTopic: The Overnight Posters Club (Read 397851 times)

SCgrad

This is the motherfucking OPC! The triumviri that run this *&^% are J (president), Chica (vice-president) and me (doorman and southern gentleman). Any and all rules and regulations do not apply to us.

Rule #1- To gain admission, you must do one thing and not do one thing. The thing you must do is post on LSD between 4-7 AM your time. The thing you must not do is suck (I dub this "the blue warrior clause")

Rule #2- Posting time for this thread is 11 PM to 9 AM EST (mods can post any time )

Regulation #1- We are elitists. Because of this, we require a certain quality in posts in the OPC. The OPC is for actual discussion with personal stories mixed in. Posters must try to make what they are writing more interesting than the plot of Baywatch Nights. Straying from this will lead to ridicule from other members.

Regulation #2- Whilst we are elitists, we are in a progressive way (see our minority president). Pontificating bull about LSAT scores, "TTT" schools, etc. will not be tolerated. Take it somewhere else.

Regulation #3- The use of "pwn3d" and the like over and over is hereby banned. What constitutes "over and over" is up to the discretion of the OPC triumviri.

Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. lightThose days are overYou don't have to lurk all day and nightOh Stan, you don't have to PM red. tonightShamelessly flirtingYou don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. lightOh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. lightPut on the red. light, put on the red. lightPut on the red. light, put on the red. lightPut on the red. light, oh

We loved you since we knew yaWe wouldn't talk down to yaWe have to tell you just how we feelWe won't have you PMing red. anymoreWe know our minds are made upSo put away your laptopTold you once we won't tell you again, it's a bad way

Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. lightOh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. lightYou don't have to put on the red. lightPut on the red. light, put on the red. light(x8)

all members should memorize.

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So heard about this and I know I gotta be in it. I'm not on enough to have a big role, I guess maybe the doorman. Stanley is definitely the President and Marauding is the VP. Chica is the Social Chairwoman (and sex revolutionary). This is for all the people who post when there is nobody to respond.

Everyone has to give themself a title (or accept someone elses). I had that job when I was in a frat in UG, not so much fun (I did get to decide how much beer we bought) I would rather kick asses (metaphorically).

SCgrad

I find this insulting to tralala that you would assume I would be "working on" her. I am simply trying to have a earnest wholesome conversation with the nice you lady. I don't need you making this prejudice judgment of my motivations.