NJ people get impatient with you if you're not quick enough in line or in traffic. Seattle people get impatient with you if you're a canoe newbie in the way of their yacht. (+Mike Sawicki for that observation)﻿

I've always found the doppler effect on music from ice cream trucks to be particularly creepy. This is especially true when you have to practically jump in front of the shady driver's strange jeep-cart mobile going 35 MPH to get the goods.﻿