BRET MICHAELS

Paw-ty rocker ranking: 5 bones Every rose may have its thorn, but we can’t find anything we don’t love about the Poison musician’s German shepherds, Diesel and Phoenix (and with access to dad’s Pets Rock Collection, it’s no surprise). Take note, puppies: The bandanna is the new collar.

STEVEN TYLER

Paw-ty rocker ranking: 2 bones Dream on, indeed, little one: It might be a stretch for this furball to grow out his hair like the Aerosmith rocker. Tyler owns a Yorkie and a Morkie, and “one is a teacup I put in my pocket,” he told TIME last July. “The other one I put in a sling over my shoulder, and I walk around, and it’s the cutest f–ing thing on the planet.”

FERGIE

Paw-ty rocker ranking: 2 bones For someone with the in-your-face style of the Black Eyed Peas’s , we’d expect a pet with a bigger presence. But then again, dachshund Zoe always manages to be the center of her owner’s attention – husband, , too. What’s more rock star than that?