Do You Love Your Kid Enough to Buy Him This Nitrous-Powered Mini Monster Truck?

And Father of the Year goes to... You would win Father of the Year from now until the end of time if you bought your kid this ridiculous monster truck.

Sold by Hammacher Schlemmer, the Mini Monster Truck is a 1:2 replica of the real thing and sells for $125,000. That’s a lot of coin, but to be fair the truck is pretty well-equipped. It has a four-cylinder engine courtesy of Ford, four-wheel drive, a winch, hydraulic steering, nitrogen-powered shock absorbers and even nitrous oxide.

The bad news, aside from the astronomical price, is that the truck tops out at 40 km/h. That means you can't use it to terrorize folks trying to eat breakfast. It also means your kid won't die when engaging the nitrous system, which is probably a good thing.