Honestly, I know it's a year and a half later, but there's a real reason this isn't a dew army thing, I know you don't know that reason, that's why you need to die, I hope you're still on the site to see this. See you in 2014+

although i agree with you that this is the original to an extent, dew was the first one to take the word being said out of the intended context, whereas in this site, he is actually referring to the floor...let the bodies hit the 'floor'

Fantastic. By the way, it IS Dew Army. It's not exactly like the original site, but it's a very similar concept: take an incredibly mundane image and match it up with incredibly dramatic vocals to produce the effect of something overdramatic.

"AND DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPES! MAYBE A NICE COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! AND
SOME TASTEFUL THRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW PILLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!"
That comment is made of win.
Also, this came before Dew, right? so it is the Original, sweet.

^ "By the way, it IS Dew Army. It's not exactly like the original site, but it's a very similar concept" ... except that it was made BEFORE Dew, the one you call "the original site." I'm a huge Dew Army supporter, but this isn't Dew. This is Floor. FLOOR ARMY!

when i was 16-17 i was at the weakass WBCN riverrave in MA and i jumped into a circle of ppl, trying to start a mosh pit, and they were all like 'come n dude, youre ruining it for everyone' and i got my *ss kicked and busted my lip and broke my foot and i hit the floor and this song was being played live, lole