You know my inside pocketsGot my outside twinSo badly indisposedI think I'll dust my binAnd all the while you're making eyes at meYou could be doing something usefulLike climbing up a treeWho knows there may be something lurkingLike a koala bearAll the way from down underBut don't ask me where

And on the subject of AustraliaDid you know some wivesDon't mind when their husbandsGet home at nightKnow what I meanEvery time I get home lateMy wife says where the hell have you been

Oh Helen do be careful lying in the sunDon't mind what you take offLong as you've something onAnd all the whileYou give the neighbors a thrillYou could be doing something usefulLike climbing up a hillOkay so hills do not agree with youThen try one that's flatSurely there's no better wayThat's better than thatAnd on the subject of alternativesDid you know some guysDon't mind when their girlfriendsGet home at nightOh what a dreamIf I'm just a minute lateMy wife says where the hell have you been

And all the while you're making eyes I seeYou could be doing something usefulLike climbing over meNow then there's nothing to be frightened ofI won't let you fallDare I say it I just hopeThat you'll be enthralled

And on the subject of enthrallmentDo you know some wivesDon't mind when their husbandsCome home at nightKnow what I meanEvery time I get home lateMine says where the hell have you been