My Culinary Masterpiece

My recipe begins with just a smidgeOf things I find left over in my fridge;A bit of tartar sauce, a pickled beet,A cup of curdled milk and myst'ry meat,A chunk of cheddar cheese that's green,A bit of coffee grounds, just for caffeine.I mix in sugar, eggs, three cups of flour,Then set the timer for a half an hour.The smell that gently wafts throughout my homeIs like the sweet bouquet of fresh-turned loam.My mind is dizzy with the happy thoughtOf this, the masterpiece that I have wrought.Oh, how I do adore my Easy-Bake,So come, my friend, and have a piece of cake!