“Things are looking up for us here. In fact, Papua-New Guinea is thinking of offering two platoons: one of Infantry (headhunters) and one of engineers (hut builders). They want to eat any Iraqis they kill. We’ve got no issues with that, but State is being anal about it.”<br/>
LTC (Joint Staff) on OIF coalition-building

Can’t you just imagine Colin Powell with a crease between his eyebrows? “No… No I don’t think we should, actually.”

I have it on an inside tip that there are a lot of these little jewels. Goody goody gumdrops.