3rd update of the day??? livejournal commands my life :(

I think it has to be one of THE most ridiculously conservative schools in the world. EVER Check out their Residence Hall Life webpage!!

this makes for good entertainment:

Freshmen may request a roommate. Other students are allowed one request for a friend to be in their
prayer group, on their hall, or in their residence hall, but not in their room. (specific, aren't they?)

Students are required to be in their own rooms and quiet at 11 pm. All lights must be out by midnight. (my 4 year old cousin stays up later than that...)

Due to the flood of objectionable content coming
through outside email services, students may use only the filtered campus email system.

Posters of movie and music stars and fashion models are not permitted. (wow my room would fail inspection miserably)

Televisions and DVD/videocassette players are not permitted in the residence halls; computer DVD players
may not be used to view movies. (so basically you spend all your time reading the bible and praying...?)

and my favs:

Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not
attend movie theaters. (oh come ON. Even some Disney movies are rated higher than G...)

Students may bring automobiles to campus. However, underclassmen (freshmen and sophomores) who are under
21 years old may use their vehicles only to drive home

Wendy: how do they know you're gonna drive straight home???Elyse: GOD WILL KNOWWendy: does god = high tech tracking device?Elyse: and Jesus = big brotherWendy: that would make for one hell of a reality show