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The Real Housewives Head to the Royal Wedding!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Prince William married his college sweetheart Kate Middleton earlier today in a lavish Royal Wedding that was viewed by millions worldwide. What better way to honor this momentous occasion than to mash it up with the Real Housewives? After the jump, check out various Housewives at the Royal Wedding…

“Oh my God, I remember when I showed up at the Royal Wedding with Carole Middleton, and the paparazzi were taking pictures of me, and Carole was all ‘Why are they taking pictures of you?’ and I was all ‘I’ve been here a lot longer than you have!’ and Carole was all ‘Really?’ and I was all ‘Escape to Witch Mountain!’ Hahahahaha… I’m lonely.”

“I’m sorry, but Posh and Becks should not be at a wedding in the middle of the day. They should be at work! Why do people think they don’t have to work?”

“Um, I think Wills could really do without those sleeves.”

“Can we get on with this? I’m STARVING. At this rate, I might as well drive to QUOGUE.”

“You know what? These two have the worst manners. OUT OF MY ABBEY!”

“Oh sure, these kids look innocent enough, but what happens if I’m left in a rumpus room with them? Next thing I know, one of them beats me over the head with a Tickle-Me-Elmo. Then I don’t wake up. THEN my kids don’t have a mother. THEN ARE THEY HAPPY? THEN ARE THEY HAPPY???”

“Did somebody say this wedding was made entirely of MONEY? I just love a wedding made of MONEY.”

“Is there a wedding or something going on?”

“What a beautiful, eyucated couple. Maaaaarrrisol, why you no marry a prince?”

I hope you saw on WWHL when Cat dared to ask why the Countess was considered an expert on etiquette and royal protocol. The Countess was beyond shocked and her response was that she has been living in that world for a few years now (as if she is part of the British monarchy) . She was completely indignant and Cat look perplexed. LOL.

Cat was incensed that the Countess implied that she was a tad “old” to be kissing Harry. (her “there’s only 6 years difference .. maybe 7 … 8 years ..”) Then when the Countess schooled Cat on calling the Queen ‘Your Royal Highness’ poor Cat couldn’t take it. She proceeded to pout & take her hat off & tell Andy she didn’t want to play anymore.
Then she tried calling LuAnn out on her etiquette and BAM — the Countess throws down on her pinched British ass.! America FTW.

Yay! I feel like I’ve been waiting ages for another Housewives mashup. I found myself comparing recent natural disasters to EyjafjallajÃ¶kull and wondering, “Hmmm too soon for a tornado mashup?” Thank God for the Royal Wedding!