Thanks to all those players who curse my name angrily after backstabbing them. Even better if I continue to do it.
Anti-thanks to all the pyros trigger happy to conveniently find me (and all the players who strafe in random directions to run into me, like a signal beacon for every weapon to aim at ME while doing so) to prevent many more backstabs.

To Ratty for maintaining the best freaking server I've seen yet. To the admins for making sure people don't dick around (taunt killing only stuff), don't mic spam, and keeping them focused on the actual gameplay (nothing sucks more than joining a team only to realize you've got 2-4 heavies using only fists).

To: KazZam! for giving me good practice with his rockets >:3
All the huntsman snipers who acupuncture me regularly since it's a good motivator to get better (I'll get you Gadget if it's the last thing I do!), I'm looking at you Wraith!
All the spies who make it oh so easy to find them.
Beef, Whale, Colonel, Flashy, and Milo for keeping the server an interesting place to be.

Colonel McManly: Gosh Itch
Colonel McManly: I leave for a half hour to go do chores
Colonel McManly: And I come back and I'm so happy because now I can relax and talk with my buddy
Colonel McManly: and then my buddy hates me u_u
Colonel McManly is now Offline.

1) Ratty, for the server. Keep up the awesome work.
2) The admins, for keeping people in check and keeping things fun and clean. Again, keep up the awesome work.
3) Everyone that is better than me. (Too many to list.) For teaching me how to play this game. It's amazing how much you can pick up from simple observation.
4) Everyone that is my level or lower. For giving me practice with what I learned from those better than me and becoming a better player. I do not mean this in a bad way. I hope they are taking notes just as I did.

And a very special thanks to Muffins for telling me about this server. Thanks dude.