Lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon, you got me crazy, but i'll love you soon

Thank god for stupid_free! You provide the LULz that get me through the day. This article is brazilliant! Too fat to kill yourself"? How sad! "I'd like one ticket to hell, please."

I am so baking a cake tonight! So if you don't hear from me for months, and I come back with a shaved head, wearing paper pants, it means my mom had me committed (and then joined a cult apparently, with the odd fashion choice).