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Alcala He-Man built his hut with his fists, Chuck Norris built Eternia with his
Chuck Norris can't smell Stinkor
Chuck Norris uses Sky Tree as his Christmas Tree
Chuck Norris can get away with wearing the Weapons Pak Zodac armour

When Chuck Norris belches, millions of Filmation-style story-lines are created.

When Chuck Norris flicks away the dirt from under his finger nails, entire new races of Eternians appear, blinking with gratitude & abeyance, until they're retconned into an increasingly absurd Eternian history.

Odiphus happened to be walking directly behind Chuck Norris after he just finished eating a bowl of Snake Mountain lava chili. All the Eternian tomato juice couldn't douse that stench. Since Chuck Norris isn't around for Odiphus to take his anger out on (Why would he if he's got half a mind?) he targets He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

King Randor was inspired to grow a beard after hearing his wife's stories of the fabled Walker, Texas Ranger from Earth. Unfortunately, Clamp Champ wasn't on board for wearing a cowboy hat during their adventures.

He-Man's harness is actually made from Chuck Norris' skin graft when he had the techno virus for about a second.

The compelling reason for an MOTUC figure to get a second head: Chuck Norris Karate chops the first one off into oblivion.

Wonder what it'd be like if Chuck Norris had a daughter in MOTUC? Watch the Robot Chicken sketch about She-Ra's "time of the month."

Chuck Norris once took pity on Unemployed Skeletor and gave him the honor of being his punching bag. He got fired for disintegrating when Chuck threw half of a one-inch punch.

After Chuck Norris gave him a double wet willy, Orko's ears were torn from his head. Chuck Norris sewed them back using indestructable thread made from his beard.

Chuck Norris uses the Slime Pit for a hot tub when he wants to party with Catra, Scorpia and Entrapta.

Chuck Norris took three of his extra testicles from his "contest" with Lance Armstrong to create the suns of the Tri-Solar Galaxy.

The waship used by the Space Mutants was actually a giant booger Chuck Norris flicked into space.