John Malkovich hosted a new "Saturday Night Live" with musical guest TI and Amy Poehler returned to her seat in the Weekend Update anchor seat and her Hillary Clinton impression, Clinton skit here, just six weeks after having baby Archie.

The show featured two new Digital Shorts. The later-airing of the two now comes with an online warning from NBC that it may not be suitable for younger viewers. A hilariously crude new song "Jizz In My Pants" veers into "Dick in a Box" territory and has cameos by Molly Sims, Jamie-Lynne Sigler and Justin Timberlake. (Molly Sims talked about doing the jizz video with E!)

Sample lyric:
"It's your fault, you were rubbing my butt. I'm very sensitive, some would say it's a plus."

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During Weekend Update, Fred Armisen played Boy George addressing his conviction on beating a male escort with a chain.

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Keenan Thompson appeared as Plaxico Burress and gave some advice on carrying a weapon, and again accidentally shot himself.

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Andy Samberg played child author with advice on how to close women. "They all look the same with the lights off!" and "Girls love cocaine! Especially white girls."

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Armisen played cool cat Obama. "No matter the circumstances, I am going to keep it cool."
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John Malkovich's monologue featured a Christmas reading.
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Malkovich also played himself, unable to speak the language, with Italian interview Vinnie.