It seems that, unlike wine, this witness has NOT gotten more mature with age.

D:

I don't know why, but I liked that one. It seems as if the series has quite a few wine analogies. XD

Pearls showed me an amazing magic trick! She pulled the end of her thumb off!

Oh, god. XD

You're the man now, doll!

......XDDDDDD

Edit: Oh, and I just came across this one in 2-4:

It's elementary, my dear!

Also, I loved whenever Pearl referred to Gumshoe as the "Man with the Little Beard". XDDDD

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At court, questioning about how did Adrian got the costume, choosing the wrong alternative: :I think it may have been stolen from Mr. Engarde. : S-stolen?! But why would someone do such a thing? : Maybe the thief wanted to interfere wit the post-ceremony stage show. : Hmm... : And so, if he didn't have his costume, then Mr. Engarde would be forced to go naked! Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!

...Evil Edgey.

Spoiler:

Cross-examining Shelly de killer, pressing his statement about already revealing his client: ... What is it, Mr. Wright? (If I press him the wrong way, it might raise suspicions on his end...But I have to do something to waste more time...) Umm.. Witness. About requesting a hit... Yes? How much is your fee? ... I see you are also quite a dark-hearted man, Mr. Attorney... Huh? If you would like to talk business, we can do so after the trial... ACK! NONONO! I'm not thinking of hiring --*silence* M-M-Mr. Wright!! Y-Yes?! Y-Y-You... You want to kill me... You want me dead... DON'T YOU!?!? N-No, your Honor! Why would I do such--- Guilty! MR.PHOENIX WRIGHT! You are hereby declared GUILTY!!

I love the first one. Edgey'd like that, wouldn't he? xD

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Pearls showed me an amazing magic trick! She pulled the end of her thumb off!

Oh, god. XD

Haha, I remember that one. I was thinking "silly Maya everyone knows how to do that" Then I proceeded to try to do the trick myself and failing miserably not managing to figure out how to do it at all... I picked up the DS again in shame and sent my sympathies to Maya.

Phoenix: Hey...it's a picture of Regina.Maya: Well, she is a shining beauty.Phoenix: No objections here.

Quote:

Regina: When someone dies, they become a star from the heavens later, as they look down upon you from above. That is why night is better than day, as you can see everyone that is gone. As you get the feeling that they are doing great in the sky.

: (Aaargh! That egomaniacal...) : It's not good for your health to be so aggravated. : You won't live very long if you let everything bother you... : (Somehow, that coming from an assassin makes it less than comforting...)

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: Look, this guy is guilty. A buck says so. : One dollar...? Sure you're not talking about Pearls' allowance money? : I... I can't bet any more than that... My salary... It's...

I only know the german version of JFA, but most of the english quotes are similar to the ones I know from my game.But the part when Phoenix makes his joke in front of Maya and Moe is completely different. Even if his joke in English or French (I saw it somewhere, too) is not as funny as his sarcastic thougts, at least I would laugh about that... a bit. xD.. In the german version, Phoenix says something like:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to reach the other side!"

Why couldn't the translators come up with something less awful?

In English it was "Why am I, Phoenix Wright, a good lawyer? Because I'm WRIGHT all the time!" : ...

Haruhi wrote:

I can't remember the exact quotes, but I loved it when Phoenix would always ask about Max's three symbols, and everyone in the courtroom would yell "SILK HAT! CLOAK! WHITE ROSES!"

I can just see that in that really stupid show, Dora the Explorer..."CLOAK! SILK HAT! WHITE ROSES!"And Max is there too.

:grey: Such depressing weather we're having. Do you understand how depressed that makes me!? Do you!? It's all that stupid weather girl's fault! "I think our rain will break with a little dry spell", is what she said! I'd bet my life on it! Well, it is the weather... Yes, but that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. That stupid weather girl! She's going to hear from my $5,000 suit!! Um... about your case. Unless you want to sue the weather girl... I'm sorry. I thought that before we got down to business we could have a little friendly chatter.

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Your Honor, what do you think of the evidence? ...Ms. von Karma. What do you think of the evidence? Witness, what do you think of the evidence? (Lets small bird fly off) Mr. Wright, what do you think of the evidence? Uh... hmm... OWWW! Here's one from me too! (Penalized) MAYA KICK!!! (Ow! Please... no more pain...)

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Pearls, did you walk all the way here? *gasp* Of course not... I ran! (Oh dear...) Pearly, didn't you take that train? Huh? What's a "tray-in"? (If it takes two hours by train... oh dear, dear...)

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Mr. Lawyer dude, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop intruding on my personal life. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a lunch appointment. W-what?! You're in detention! Who are you going to eat with, the security guard!?

These here are pure gold.

Pearl the Barrister wrote:

In English it was "Why am I, Phoenix Wright, a good lawyer? Because I'm WRIGHT all the time!" : ...

CASE 1 Court is now in session for the trial of Maggey Byrde. The prosecution is ready, Your Honor. ... What is it, Mr. Wright? Um, er...Are you talking to me...? Do you see any other defense attorneys here?- (Nowhere to run...I'm sooo dead!)- (presenting baseball glove as "bananas") Isn't it delicious? Care for a bite?- Come on Nick. We can talk about you being old later.- Could you tell the court what is special about this glove? What's special? Never really thought about it but... it's REALLY yellow... and that's about it. -CASE 4

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