Katy Perry Topless Photo Leaked. This is Happening.

Here’s a topless pic of Katy Perry that just found it’s way into my inbox and I have no idea where it came from, how old it is, if it’s real, whatever. What I do know is those nipples are huge and this looks close enough to me. Of course we can’t be certain until her people try to sue me in the morning, so on that note, I think it’s time I reveal my name to expedite the process: SPENCER. PRATT. Just go ahead and serve the papers to the blow-up doll I pretended to divorce. Thanks.

Thanks to Sean. I’ve recommended you for the Congressional Medal of Honor.

UPDATE: Thanks to the Porn Ninjas in the comments this has definitely been declared a fake. False alarm, everybody, which is actually kind of a relief because I kind of thought this moment would be more magical and less I forgot I left my window opened. Hello, Mrs. Swanson. Yes, I know I’ll go blind, Mrs. Swanson…

UPDATE: Apparently Katy’s people have seen this and let’s just say, they were less than thrilled. (I thought it was flattering.) So I don’t end up in the poorhouse, enjoy these new shots from her Esquire UK spread which at least feature her real breasts, but only half the Photoshopping.

Yes. you were the first to fall for this Christmas in July fake.
No decent celebrities went to the beach or showed their tits to paparazzi lately, so the site, needing to feed the panting masses, posts a shopped photo.

i believe this is real… but from back in the day when she wore whack make up and was fatter. she has been known to send topless pics of herself to people. old news. this would also explain the missing tattoo.