Mr White, my chemistry teacher in New Mexico wouldn't even give me 2 lousy points on my chemistry test when I made a 58. 2 freaking points between passing and failing. When I asked him to "let it go just this one time", he told me "not to try and bullsh*t a bullshi*tter". You think I cried when he died? And the best part, later we found out he was some kind of drug dealer. Karma is a biatch, man. He's dead, and I'm still gonna get my GED.Now who's the 'dumbass', Mr White?

But the other detail that's omitted is whether the teacher was there to give this assignment in person, or if it was a substitute relaying the assignment. Seems unlikely that someone dying of stomach cancer is teaching a class but you never know.

Dahnkster:Mr White, my chemistry teacher in New Mexico wouldn't even give me 2 lousy points on my chemistry test when I made a 58. 2 freaking points between passing and failing. When I asked him to "let it go just this one time", he told me "not to try and bullsh*t a bullshi*tter". You think I cried when he died? And the best part, later we found out he was some kind of drug dealer. Karma is a biatch, man. He's dead, and I'm still gonna get my GED.Now who's the 'dumbass', Mr White?

I'll complete number 6. Number 5 would probably end up with me being in jail.

I've actually managed to accomplish #5.Took a few years, but the guy who stole the (at the time) love of my life eventually broke up with her, ie she dumped him for being a right bastard and he finally moved out of my building. (Yes, it's a complicated story).Didn't get me back together with her even though I tried. For the best, would not have ended well.Oddly enough she's moved back into the neighborhood and the same day I saw her I saw him downtown. Weird karma.

I'll complete number 6. Number 5 would probably end up with me being in jail.

I've actually managed to accomplish #5.Took a few years, but the guy who stole the (at the time) love of my life eventually broke up with her, ie she dumped him for being a right bastard and he finally moved out of my building. (Yes, it's a complicated story).Didn't get me back together with her even though I tried. For the best, would not have ended well.Oddly enough she's moved back into the neighborhood and the same day I saw her I saw him downtown. Weird karma.

/Use 2 in 1, don't know how I'd accomplish 6.

Even if she was the love of your life, why would you want her back after this dude had her? Damaged goods, man. Damaged goods.

I taught in Japanese schools for years, and I vote that you're right. There's not much chance this happened. Sick teachers (this usually includes the merely pregnant) aren't allowed to associate with students in any way. Even if a student commits suicide, their classmates often aren't told if there's some way to hide the fact.

That's not even a Japanese chalkboard in the photo. It looks like a 'shop of a western one (yeah, they're different).

I'm not saying that there's no way that this happened. I'm just saying that it's extremely unlikely, considering the nature of the educational beast there. If it's a true story, YAY.

doglover:Dahnkster: Mr White, my chemistry teacher in New Mexico wouldn't even give me 2 lousy points on my chemistry test when I made a 58. 2 freaking points between passing and failing. When I asked him to "let it go just this one time", he told me "not to try and bullsh*t a bullshi*tter". You think I cried when he died? And the best part, later we found out he was some kind of drug dealer. Karma is a biatch, man. He's dead, and I'm still gonna get my GED.Now who's the 'dumbass', Mr White?

You shouldn't lead with New Mexico. Steps on the punchline.

Dude, leading with "Mr. White, my chemistry teacher" steps on the punchline. And I never even watched Breaking Bad.

I'll complete number 6. Number 5 would probably end up with me being in jail.

I've actually managed to accomplish #5.Took a few years, but the guy who stole the (at the time) love of my life eventually broke up with her, ie she dumped him for being a right bastard and he finally moved out of my building. (Yes, it's a complicated story).Didn't get me back together with her even though I tried. For the best, would not have ended well.Oddly enough she's moved back into the neighborhood and the same day I saw her I saw him downtown. Weird karma.

/Use 2 in 1, don't know how I'd accomplish 6.

Even if she was the love of your life, why would you want her back after this dude had her? Damaged goods, man. Damaged goods.

Exactly. But took me a while to figure it out.Which is why "love of my life" is in past tense, very much past tense.And she was hot... like exactly my kind of hot at the time.But eventually I realized what I took for "eccentric" was general weirdness and wasn't worth the hotness.Didn't help that none of my friends or family really liked her. But I guess that goes with the territory.

I'll complete number 6. Number 5 would probably end up with me being in jail.

I've actually managed to accomplish #5.Took a few years, but the guy who stole the (at the time) love of my life eventually broke up with her, ie she dumped him for being a right bastard and he finally moved out of my building. (Yes, it's a complicated story).Didn't get me back together with her even though I tried. For the best, would not have ended well.Oddly enough she's moved back into the neighborhood and the same day I saw her I saw him downtown. Weird karma.

/Use 2 in 1, don't know how I'd accomplish 6.

Even if she was the love of your life, why would you want her back after this dude had her? Damaged goods, man. Damaged goods.

Exactly. But took me a while to figure it out.Which is why "love of my life" is in past tense, very much past tense.And she was hot... like exactly my kind of hot at the time.But eventually I realized what I took for "eccentric" was general weirdness and wasn't worth the hotness.Didn't help that none of my friends or family really liked her. But I guess that goes with the territory.

Dahnkster:Mr White, my chemistry teacher in New Mexico wouldn't even give me 2 lousy points on my chemistry test when I made a 58. 2 freaking points between passing and failing. When I asked him to "let it go just this one time", he told me "not to try and bullsh*t a bullshi*tter". You think I cried when he died? And the best part, later we found out he was some kind of drug dealer. Karma is a biatch, man. He's dead, and I'm still gonna get my GED.Now who's the 'dumbass', Mr White?

I'll complete number 6. Number 5 would probably end up with me being in jail.

I've actually managed to accomplish #5.Took a few years, but the guy who stole the (at the time) love of my life eventually broke up with her, ie she dumped him for being a right bastard and he finally moved out of my building. (Yes, it's a complicated story).Didn't get me back together with her even though I tried. For the best, would not have ended well.Oddly enough she's moved back into the neighborhood and the same day I saw her I saw him downtown. Weird karma.

/Use 2 in 1, don't know how I'd accomplish 6.

Even if she was the love of your life, why would you want her back after this dude had her? Damaged goods, man. Damaged goods.

Exactly. But took me a while to figure it out.Which is why "love of my life" is in past tense, very much past tense.And she was hot... like exactly my kind of hot at the time.But eventually I realized what I took for "eccentric" was general weirdness and wasn't worth the hotness.Didn't help that none of my friends or family really liked her. But I guess that goes with the territory.

It is strange the the "love of my life" was also disliked by my friends and family. He wound up leaving me for another woman who eventually dumped him. We became "friends" (according to him anyway) and he told me the story of how he told her off and included the fact that she ruined my life. I quickly told him that it was he who decided to fark her and no one ruined my life - it may have changed it dramatically but it was far from ruined.

Now he has some rare cancer and feels the need to text me to talk about life and such. I don't have the heart to be mean to him but I am glad that it is over and I am not dealing with his dumbass anymore.

The students don't have to answer to this guy. By the time they do see each other, their school lives will be long behind them. Now someone like James Ryan, yes a fictional character but he's just an example, has someone to answer to. Several men died to see him get home in one piece, so when that former hs teacher told him to earn it. He has those men to answer to.

I am still trying to figure out the point of these gifs. With only a few frames of animation, it looks more like that guy is saying "agent stepmom". And the fact it's an animation of a guy just looking right into the camera and talking (no other action) doesn't really add anything over just a static image with a caption.