Alexei Ramirez has been sued for $20 million for allegedly violating a contract he signed with Dominican talent scouts prior to him signing a major league contract.

In documents presented to the prosecutors office in the Peravia judicial district — located 40 miles southeast of the Dominican capital — Ramirez and his agent Jaime Torres are accused of owing Julio Martinez and Ramon Fernandez $450,000 from a signing bonus.

The plaintiffs are also asking for an additional $131,156, which represents 5 percent of Ramirez’s income from two years in the majors, the documents say.

The $20 million claim is for damages and violating the contract.

So, they’re asking for $19.5 million in damages? That doesn’t seem excessive at all. They must have retained the same attorney Billy Gillispie is using.

Now that’s a name you can hang your hat on – not like my fucking loser of an attorney, Vishnu LeCar – no good lazy bastard – he stalls every time I call him and ask how my case is going. I don’t care, with or without Mr. LeCar, I’m going to get that Shamwow cocksucker if it’s the last thing I do.