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It was already confirmed earlier this week that Meghan Markle will join the Queen and other royal family members for Christmas at Sandringham, Kensington Palace. Today we can confirm that Harry and Meghan will say “I do” in May 2018. The wedding will be held in St George’s Chapel, which is nestled within the grounds of Windsor Castle. St […] More

It appears that Conor McGregor has at last put that Rita Ora gibberish of the previous week behind him. Last week McGregor made plenty of headlines after Rita Ora posted “date night” photographs of the two together at the British Fashion Awards a week ago. The pair looked fairly cosy in the photos that were […] More

August Ames August Ames, a 23 year old porn star, was found dead in the early hours of Tuesday morning. The Ventura County Medical Examiner says that she committed suicide by hanging herself. August’s birth name was Mercedes Grabowski. She was born in Novo Scotia, Canada, and became a porn star after a short employment […] More

Fitness and Negligence Louise Smith, aged 34, was a second dan in karate and regularly completed triathlons. However, she died just 50 metres into a run, six months after giving birth to her son, Joshua. Doctors had incorrectly diagnosed her with a non-life threatening heart condition after she fainted and felt dizzy during her pregnancy. […] More

Unhappy Mother Omodele Meadows, aged 40, recently received nine million pounds in compensation for the wrongful birth of Adejuwon, her six year old son. Four years before Meadows became pregnant, she went to a doctor for a test of whether she had the haemophilia gene. She was worried about getting pregnant, because she had just […] More

The Man Himself Michael Andrew Phillips, a 52 year old homeless man, had a £400 meal at the five-star Old Court House hotel in Jersey. The staff told Phillips that he couldn’t stay at the hotel bar unless he ordered something. In response, he ordered prawn cocktail, a ribeye steak, two bottles of wine, and […] More

Schools Two schools in Theresa May’s constituency of Maidenhead have sent letters to parents, asking for donations. Teachers said that they are so penniless due to cuts made by the Conservative Party in charge that they need donations of £190 a year to pay for “glue, pens, pencils, exercise books, paper, tape, paint.” The letters […] More

Lynx A lynx escaped from a wildlife park in Wales on the 29th of October. When she was found, she was killed due to the fear that she might harm a human while looking for food. Her name was Lillith, and she was one and a half years old, which is quite young for a […] More

Greggs fans have cause to celebrate this week after the bakery chain revealed that their brand NEW Christmas menu is soon to be released. Greggs Festive Bake has been a favourite for years now and it’s back with some winter favourites. You’ll be able to get your hands on these festive treats from Thursday November […] More

Warning The CNN is warning people that wine prices might go up due to a potential shortage. This is because this year has seen a ‘disastrous harvest’, due to awful weather conditions. Weather European vineyards had to deal with many hailstorms and frosts in the spring. Many vineyards in Burgundy were forced to buy large […] More

In a SHOCKING piece of television, a schoolgirl is to learn the DNA results revealing whether she was made pregnant aged 11 by a close family member on a disturbing live TV show. The 12 year old, Tanya Luchishin claimed that the father of her five-week-old daughter was her neighbour named Andriy, who had sex with her when […] More

Vishwas The student, known as Vishwas, was having a picnic with his friends near Bangalore, India. He began to struggle in the water they had all jumped into. This went unnoticed by his friends, who continued to laugh and take pictures as their friend drowned. Swimming Viskwas and his friends were all from the National […] More