Already reeling from the news that China’s first female astronaut has perfectly shaped eyes and wears a spacesuit rather than an apron, the racist misogynist community were dumbfounded when Liu Yang successfully backed the Shenzhou-9 space capsule into the Tiangong-1 space station.

After the successful docking, an exhilarated Yang exclaimed “really radical rendezvous!” She then celebrated with her fellow astronauts by playing drinking games and utilising the lack of gravity to pee standing up.

A spokesman for the United Kingdom Independence Party calmed members saying some positives came out of the mission as Liu Wang had uploaded video footage of a no-hands trick with a ping pong ball to wwww.hotasianbabes.com.

i was most interested to note that there is a website, (i presume for comparison purposes),
named after myself.
i must say, i receive no monies from this site, but it does sound amusing, i may visit it myself, just for larks!
please visit it to see if you are, indeed, as hot as me.

having visited the site myself, in the interests of research and accuracy, i find that most of the people on there are, in fact, female, generally of oriental extraction, and in various stages of undress.
NONE of them resemble me in any way at all.
(apart from the dwarf one, the with three breasts and a penis)
i fear i may have to contact the site to have my name withdrawn from the site address.