Everything you can buy on Amazon

Uploaded 08/13/2008

I tried to order Fake Lesbians from Amazon and all I ended up with was Anne Heche DVD’s, what a rip off! On a postive note I’ve also found Amazon to be very intoxicating, I’ve been online for several hours purchasing out of this world products like, pin-hole condoms, 5 gallon servings of MSG, penis pumps, Michael Phelps isn’t an asshole bumper stickers, toy clowns for my little nephew (so scary), slap bracelets and hyper color shirts (come on how awesome where those). All this in one place, wow! I don’t think I’ll be this happy until the dollar store starts selling blow jobs. I do however write a rather stupid blog called http://www.onblastatlast.com, it’s very low brow humor if you like that kind of thing. FART, POOP, SHIT, BOOBS!!!