The Mellobeast

The mellobeast is a strange animal. It knows no distinction
between good and bad horn players. It destroys them all. It looks so
innocent, so cute with a big, round bell and large, loopy tubing.
It's almost comical. It entices you and draws you in. You think
everything's okay........and then BAM! It bites you in the mouth. You
find yourself unable to play sweetly and softly. Then it preys on
your range. After that, all dynamics disappear. You find your playing
ability is a hollow shell. All you can do after that is pray.