Jenelle Evans: Myself is Very Qualified to Homeschool My Kids!

But now, everyone's favorite Teen Mom 2 train wreck is explaining why she's qualified to be in charge of this poor girl's education, and there's also a new report detailing why Maryssa was taken out of actual school in the first place.

Guys ... this is SUCH a mess.

1. Oh, Honey ...

Jenelle Evans ... well, bless her heart, she's never been the brightest crayon in the box, you know?

2. DUDE

And that's fine, really! People can be smart in different ways, intelligence isn't the most important attribute, so on and so forth.

3. An Exception

But when someone is responsible for a child's education, you just kind of hope there's a little something more going on upstairs than what Jenelle has.

4. How?

Like, Jenelle thinks "dramastic" is a word.

5. Why?

She once shared a picture of some food at a restaurant and said that it was the appetizer she was enjoying before her "on-tray" arrived.

6. Seriously, How?

After Jace was born, when he was still a tiny, tiny little baby, she called him "clingy" and assumed that she'd still be able to go out at night at party because he'd be sleeping.