Miriam and Elmo grew up together. Hers was the first “tambok” he had ever seen and it was flat, actually.He was the first naked male she had ever seen and that black, scary thing between his thighs brought her an anxiety attack. She was two then.Three presidents later, she got kidnapped... by Elmo. Dinala siya nito sa isang malayong isla para ilayo sa DOM na pinagpapa-cute-an niya. Hindi niya inakalang sa islang iyon ay mabubunyag ang isang lihim...Clue: It’s a many splendored thing.