The Vagitarian Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

The Vagitarian uses humor to combat the existential crisis of turning forty and refusing to face where his life went off-track into a sea of alcoholism, debt, and a failed fast-food business venture involving fried oyster sandwiches that had not been properly vetted by the FDA prior to serving.

His girlfriend is gonna be pissed as hell when she finds out he stole her shirt.

10:42 am October, 8I R A Darth Aggie said...

Music videos used to have pretty girls singing about relationships.

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Then it was pretty girls singing about their vajayjays.

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Now, we’ve got erstwhile dudes flaunting their vajayjays.

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*sigh*

10:42 am October, 8DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have unlocked the secret of having a girl-boy-girl threesome and it doesn’t involve anything we see in this here banner photo. Also, most bi-curious gals who dabble are not that interested in eating Bing. Bing, I says. They love kissing, rubbing, frottage. Eating Bing, not so much.

10:50 am October, 8Et Tu Douche? said...

I find him uninteresting and feel kinda sorry for him that he actually wore this shirt out to a bar thinking it would make him cool.

11:10 am October, 8Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ @ Et Tu

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Did you get to see El Classico? I’m too fuccen cheap to spring for 7 different sports channels to feed my addiction. Fox Soccer Plus blows goats and I have proof. If you want to see Wigan v Stoke or QPR v. Norwich then that’s your channel. Every once in a great while an Arsenal game is on so I should take what I can get.

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As for rye whiskeys (yeah I read my mail finally) I liked this little number quite a bit

Yes, I did watch game as a matter of fact we finished the rest of the Eagle Rare whilst watching it albeit streaming from the interwebz. Awesome penalty kick/goal by Messi. I will check out the Rye you mentioned. Thanks again for sharing your knowledge of Whisky and your post the other day was brilliant and the sad truth.

11:50 am October, 8Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I know his picture is in here somewhere but I’m just too lazy to search for it: