I was sat reading the paper tonight with the Weakest Link on the box in the background.
My ears pricked up when Anne Robinson asked one of the contestants if they had a bidet in their house. The OAP admitted to having one, but said it was only used by his missus.
"What do you call it?" says Anne.
"I call it the Fanny Flusher" said the OAP, as he was voted off as the weakest link.
Anne Robinson was speechless (for a change).
Well done that man!