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The Boss: we've had seven hundred complaints about sexual harassment in the past month.
From now on, employees must wear body cams to r record every interaction.
Alice: Weren't all of this e complaints against our CEO?
The boss: People misinterpret his warmness.

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Wally says to Alice, "I just watched the mandatory video on sexual harassment. It worked!" Wally continues, "In only thirty minutes, that video corrected a billion years of evolution. Do something sexy and watch me ignore it!" After Alice shoves Wally's head into the wall, he says, "I probably shouldn't have fast-forwarded through the boring parts."

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Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table. Dilbert holds a device and says, "I call my invention the D-Chip Television Filter." Dogbert says, "I feel safer already." Dilbert explains, "It screens out any show with violence." Dogbert replies, "There goes the news, sports and dramas." Dilbert says, "It also gets rid of shows that feature dishonesty or sexual innuendos." Dogbert says, "Goodbye comedy and commercials." Dilbert says, "Let's hook it up." Dilbert sits on the couch holding the remote control and Dogbert sits on the backrest. Dilbert looks at the television and says, "All we're getting is weather reports." The newscaster says, "A huge tornado ripped through a . . ." There is a beep and then only static. Dilbert says, "It works! The evil can't get to us now, Dogbert." Dogbert says, "Unhook that #!*&#037; thing or I'll rip off your leg and beat you to death with it."

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Wally: "I'm about halfway finished with the online studay class on sexual harassment."
The Boss: "Wally, we don't have an online study course on sexual harassment."
Wally: "THat would explain why all the actors seemed so happy."

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The Boss says, "Alice, there's no budget to give you a raise, but I'll give you something that is just as good." The Boss says, "I promise that if you quit on me I will give you a bad reference and you will never work again." Alice says, "How is that just as good as a raise?" The Boss says, "Try to see it from my point of view."

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Boss: Can you attend a meeting for Kevin, our new immersive VR employee? Dilbert: Why can't Kevin do it? Boss: Alice needed him for something. Alice: Good. Now do it again, but without your shirt. Kevin: I'm not comfortable with this.

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The Boss: Dilbert, I need you to wear this harazzmat suit when you meet with Tina.
Tina will also be wearing a harazmatt suit.
The suits will prevent you from trying to harass each other.
You won't be able to speak directly.
A radio inside the suit will transmit your words to our human resources department.
Human resources will scrub your sentences of any inappropriate content before delivery.
Dilbert: Doyon wear a harrazzmat suit when you talk to Tina privately?
The Boss: No, but she wears three of them.