You likely forgot to pack little amusements like the grenades above. Nothing says "I can't wait to get to the beach" like handy pocket explosives. While these particular grenades were inert, there is another photo of a live one that some brainy guy thought to "disguise" with bright yellow tape. It's hard to believe he's facing felony charges in Los Angeles, in light of his valiant efforts in the way of grenade casual chic.

Those who want to make a bigger vacation fashion statement can select the arsenal or comb/knife combos in photos two and three. One can't go wrong with those classics.

Not your style? For the glamorous traveler, try this shiny, pink lipstick taser (photo four). Drop someone to their knees just when they're expecting you to re-gloss your luscious pucker.