Whoever styled Khloe Kardashian’s April Cosmopolitan cover needs to STAHP. My God. You know I like Khloe, and I think she’s pretty too, but Khloe more than all of the Kardashian/Jenner girls needs to be styled properly or else the whole house comes down. Whoever thought of putting her in a titsy faux-Halston deep-V and suede pants… well, that person needs to rethink this whole styling thing. As for the Cosmo interview, you can read it online here. Kris Jenner conducted the interview. Seriously. Some highlights:

Khloé on her close knit family: “It makes me a better person. We live in the public eye, so if one of us makes a mistake, it affects everyone…I have a such a great support system here. We’re so judged when we leave these walls that we try never to do that to one another.”

On Bruce Jenner: “There was no scandal. There was no bad blood. You’re just happier apart. You are nicer to each other now. You get excited to see each other at dinners. It makes me sad that people think Bruce is no longer a part of my life. I talk to him every day! I consider him my second father.”

Khloé on how she handles life’s obstacles: “I’m not a big “cry on a shoulder” person. I’m very introverted when it comes to my own stuff. Everyone has issues and I’m not someone who likes to burden people…I hold things in. I don’t know why.”

Khloé on what she would like the public to know about her personal life: “Your life is meant for you to understand and process, not to make anyone else happy. Kim was so thrashed for her marriage and it not working out. If she wasn’t happy it took guts to say, “You know what? I can’t do this anymore.” But you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. People hate us for showing stuff and they hate us when we say, “Fine, we won’t show it anymore.” I don’t have any regrets. I wouldn’t change a thing. You learn as you go.”

Khloé on having kids one day: “I love kids. I hope and pray I have kids when the time is right.”

Khloé on where she hopes to be in 10 years: “I live for the moment. If you think too far in the future, you might get disappointed or set the bar too low. It sucks at times, but everything happens for a reason, no matter how sh#tty your circumstances are. To say where I want to be in 10 years…I have no idea. I just know that I want to be happy and smiling.”

I do think Khloe is the most introverted of all the Kardashian girls, although Kourtney has really pulled away from the pack more and more, hasn’t she? But I think Khloe probably keeps the most secrets. Everything about Khloe is secretive. We don’t know what really happened in her marriage, we don’t know (but we have a lot of theories) about her paternity, and we don’t really know how Khloe truly feels about Lucifer’s Homegirl.

Gah. They can’t leave the public eye and my conscious brain soon enough. Isn’t 15 minutes over? MORE than enough time and money have gone to this family whose celebrity is based on a sex tape. (And not even a good one.)

Funny how Khloe and Kris have been spotted together a lot lately, even clubbing together. Kris follows the attention doesn’t she? Why isn’t Kris hangng with her fave daughter Kim anymore? It’s because Khloe is now getting more attention.

It’s because when you have more on the bottom, you lose some of the outer roundness of your hips if you stand with your legs apart like that. It’s like you tighten your outer thigh muscle and it makes that area look straighter. I say that as a happily guitar shaped, although much smaller sized chick.

Exactly @Amada – and all the tweets she puts out telling everyone off who may have a different opinion then here famewhore family. I think she acts like a put bull because she had the constant need to be accepted in the Klan. She needs to feel worthy of the kardashian name since she isn’t one and her mom and her robot Kim have spent their whole lives making sure she doesn’t forget that she is the oversized child.

I feel bad for her because people have called her ugly which I don’t understand. I think she is attractive. I gotta say that family is toxic. I watched one episode and Khloe kept talking about her camel toe problem because apparently Kim and Kourtney made her feel self conscious about it. I think she does the whole being funny and loud thing because of the family and how they have treated her. That is the only way she survives. It is an interesting paradox though she is very private yet very loud and shares too much.

I watched a couple of episodes and they are horrible to eachother. No wonder they are all screwed up when their “support” system is like that.
My family is very close knit, and we do argue a lot ( that’s how we deal with issues, have a problem, argue, and everything’s okay 15 minutes later ) – but they never made me feel bad about myself.

Well bye bye Cosmo! Who wants to pay for a magazine that puts a Kardashian (really the hair dresser’s daughter) on their cover. Not me that is for sure. This woman has zero talent, she is not a model, not an actress, not a singer, not a dancer. She can barely write or read because she doesn’t have an education other than the street kind. She is famous for being related to a woman who made a sex tape, got peed on and had her mother edit it and re-release it. That’s it. Shame on you Cosmo.

Everyone goes on about Khloe and how she’s their ‘favourite’ etc. I don’t really see it. Personally I’ve always preferred Kourtney – she seems to tolerate her Mum’s BS less and moved in with her Dad when they both split. Plus she’s the only one that didn’t really want to be on the show. Too bad she didn’t hold out on that…