Jay Z Is Cheating On Beyonce With This?

Rumors that Jay Z allegedly cheated on Beyonce with 1Oak VIP hostess Casey Cohen have barely had time to make the full Internet rounds, and yet here are bikini pictures of her already because clearly some asshole will run them without hesitating to rack up pageviews. – *pets white puma* – As for what Casey gets out of this, the options are literally limitless: A book deal. Her own reality show without other bitches on it. A famous rapper’s baby in her. This is America. Fortune favors the shitty.

How the hell is he risking half his fortune? Beyonce is as rich as he is, maybe even richer, plus they have a pre-nup I am sure. Beyonce is not some brokeass gold digger nanny with no job and no means of support.

You only get spousal support if you need it, she does not need it, she would not get a dime. Even in Tiger’s case where he ponied up more money than he was required to in the prenup, he only gave up about a tenth of his net worth or so, maybe just a little bit more and that was because his wife was an unemployed brokeass gold digger and he banged about 30 women. Jay Z will be just fine.

This whole issue has already been settled in the rap community. Beyonce needs to get with the program. Big Boi helped clarify that these blonde white girls are kryptonite for black men, and Common clarified that getting a little head isn’t even cheating.

UMMMM… That chick was on a reality show. She was on that “Princesses: Long Island” about those useless rich Jewish girls. It was on Bravo (surprise, surpise) . The leprechaun with her, Ashley, was the worst of the bunch. That girl is a dumb bitch.