Some horrible people out there have made a petition to deport my super-duperest best pal Justin Bieber from the U.S. Worse still, this petition has now gained enough signatures to warrant a response from the White House.

(Joseph Nair, Associated Press)

“Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card” was created on Jan. 23, the same day he was arrested in Miami Beach, Fla. on suspicion of driving under the influence, drag racing and resisting arrest. Police say he and R&B singger Khalil Amir Sharieff were participating in an illegal street race between a Lamborghini and a Ferrari.

The petition reads:

“We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”

Bieber doesn’t have a green card and is not a permanent resident. Instead, he is on a special visa that is given to performers and musicians. And unless he’s changed his mind from his 2011 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, it’s unlikely that the Biebz will even consider moving here permanently.