Melanie: (grins) Right? RIGHT?! I mean, how many times have we fantasized about a man who could actually fix things?

–Hot In Cleveland, pilot episode 1-1

I would love to date a plumber, no joke. I remember some book I read where the male lead told the female that his brother was a plumber. She said “a plumber?!” in a surprised way, and he got offended. Then she clarified that she would like to borrow, marry, or adopt the brother because plumbers are handy types to have around. Plus a man who can fix things is inherently attractive…