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Yep, I was reading my Bible (King James V.) last night and found a
reference to PMS.
I believe it was in Matthew.
It was something like "...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to
Bethleham."

Last night my spouse was berating me for wanting to check my
email as soon as I got home from work. "You know", she
complained, "I think that work rules your life".
"No dear," I replied, "_you_ rule my life. I just prefer work."

I just gotta wake up faster in the morning, as well as keep my mind on where I am and what I'm supposed to be doing. I was
sitting at the kitchen table the other morning, having my first cup of coffee, mulling over my upcoming tasks at work for the day.
The wife came downstairs and I kissed her casually, saying "Good Morning." then, I said, "Take a letter, please babe."

BONUS! A random story from Jokes2Go databaseIf you don't like it, just hit RELOAD

This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."

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