Best and craziest jerk off you have had

Men's Health reports that masturbation creates 1/4 as much prolactin as intercourse, a compound that results in contentment so the conclusion is that intercourse is four times better. Maybe so for the quick jerk off, but for a serious jerk off maybe 1/2? Anyway first I will offer the best jerk off I ever had as far as pure pleasure.

Oddly it was with a totally soft dick. Sometimes at the toilet just out of habit I would do a quickie and tried a few times to do it to a softie -- not easy, but if done very carefully and with sight blurring speed it can be done. First couple times it resulted just in expulsion but not much of an orgasm. So next time I pinched the pee tube at the base as I was ejaculating and let the pent up pressure last a few seconds then released. Even less of an orgasm UNTIL about 5 seconds later then I was seized with the most ungodly orgasm I have ever felt, not the groin contracting kind but a gripping from head to toe that had me almost doubled over in this total body seizure, like a shot of cocaine directly to every cell in the body at once. I repeated whenever I could get to ejaculation state while remaining perfectly soft and it always was the same. I tried with a partial and full erection with no aftershock after cumming at all, nada, zilch. Now that I have purposely desensitized my cockhead I cannot get through a masturbation with a soft dick but would love to feel that unbelievable post ejaculatory orgasm once again. It was absolutely the most exquisite feeling I have ever felt in my body.

Now for a craziest. I was in grad school and returning home from late study session. I needed to take a crap so badly that I did what I knew not to do and stop in Admin Building basement restroom. All stalls always filled and with glory holes between all. Last one was empty and I noticed that hole had been patched on other side so did not bother with the modest unrobing I usually did in these too-public places. But the call to stroking quickly came so I adjusted for a jerk off then noticed that the patch was not a patch but an eye mashed up against the hole. I stared at the eye from an angle but it would not move so I decided I would very carefully pull up trousers and not reveal anything to that bulging lusting eye just inches above my knees. As I quickly stood to jerk up the trousers I found that I had slipped them under the toilet seat in trying to adjust for the quick ascent to the waist. I quickly fell forward, hit my head on the door, had feet slip out from under me and fell hitting head on side with the peep hole and came to rest with my head on other side of that partition, now looking up at the eye owner -- and saw my Advanced Physical Chemistry professor. This course and its usual 1/3 C's was the cause of about 1/3 incoming chemistry grad students being kicked out of this grad school so my heart went dead as I scuttled back under the partition banging my lip on the bottom as I did. This was the week before finals and I had one of only 3 A's going in to the final. I had never been more afraid of a final than that one and had to sit for five hours never making eye contact with my stall partner but did manage to get the A. I wonder if I had studied less and had a B or C average going into that final and had offered what he was looking for after revealing my identity in that strange way if I could have gotten an easier A.