A floppy disk that's still useful

If your apartment isn't already full of out-of-date electronics, the ~2'x2' black steel Floppy Disk Table should fill the void, being that it's basically an enormous ode to that wondrous data storage device with legs, something the original severely lacked.

In case you're wondering just how realistic it is, though, look no further than the functional metal slide that reveals a compartment sized to stash remotes for futuristic Laserdisc players.