On another note . . . couldn't get that damn Lady Gaga song outta my head today while I was mowing the lawn

I only know one verse . . . I'm on the right track baby I was born this way . . . so I have to "do-do, do . . . do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do" til I get back to the chorus . . . good thing the mower is loud

I don't understand the whole Gaga thing anyway . . . Madonna was doing this shtick more than 25 years ago. In fact, I would say Madonna actually invented it!

And lets face it, a young Madonna is a helluva lot easier on the eyes (I think I still have that old Penthouse issue stuffed somewhere at the bottom of my sock-drawer; hm, wonder if it's worth anything . . better check ebay)

Anyway, you had Madonna, she was the original . . . Brittany was Madonna 2.0 and Gaga is Madonna 2.1