Really awful joke!!

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standingon the curb

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver,'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me driveat the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never goneto work that morning.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting theairport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

There was once an inflatable scholl which was popualted by inflatable students and inflatable teachers. But one day, the naughty kid came in running round with a pin. He was taking to the headmasters office who gave him a stern telling off...

I have to contribute now ... here are some of the best (or should that be worst ) that I have found!!

How do we know that Saturn was married many times?

Spoiler:

Because of the number of rings!!

Where do policemen live?

Spoiler:

Letsby Avenue!!

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of twin goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other twin goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan.Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But remember they are twins and once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said".

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.