The Poking Thread

The object of this game is to poke the person above you with an object of any kind (so long as it is non-sexual. Keep it clean unless you really want to be moderated.) The object can be real or imagined.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I'll begin:I poke the air (since no one is above me) with a banana!

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I drive a dump truck through a brick wall that in turn dumps a load of foam peanuts and a giant sheet of bubble wrap out in your room to reveal a beautiful sunset-colored stallion plated in armor made out of what appears to be a smooth and glassy crystal material, almost like it's wearing an ice sculpture. In a slightly Spanish accent resembling Inigo Montoya's, the horse calmly says, "NEIGH!" as it waves it's silver mane which you now notice i sit behind, decked in the same style of armor that the horse is wearing, and holding what appears to be a long jousting lance tipped with a squeaky rubber ducky..... which I poke you with....

I fall over and dump the water out of my head by accident. On my way down, paralyzed, I barely manager to reach out with my webbed, clawed hand and give you my blessing of the nine kappas poke, one I learned in my younger days as a kappa monk in training. Kappas are not evil, not all of us... we don't eat children, not like our terrible ancestors would have you believe!!