I am an office manager, an English Comp. instructor, a would-be writer, and a nearly lifelong Trek lover. Spock has always been my favorite, but I have a great fondness for all the characters in all their incarnations.

Summary: Jim has heard rumors that chocolate is apparently the one substance in the galaxy that can make a Vulcan intoxicated. So of course he has to see for himself and decides to slip Spock some to see if it's true. He expects to see some adorable and hilarious drunken Vulcan boyfriend for the next few hours. He discovers that chocolate does indeed have an effect on Vulcans. . .just not effects normally associated with being inebriated. Turns out chocolate is a closer equivalent of psychedelic drugs for Vulcans. Spock ends up on the most terrifying trip of his life and ends up seriously freaking out. At first it's hilarious, then it quickly stops being funny, and Jim has to pick up the pieces because of his stupid prank. Some nice hurt/comfort moments with a happy ending please! This came about because I have searched and searched and I have yet to find any canon references to chocolate making Vulcans drunk. I know that the novelization of "The Voyage Home" states that sugar - not chocolate - has intoxicating effects on Vulcans, and that apparently Quark once offered a Vulcan the choice of Vulcan port or chocolate, but that's about it. Categories: Fiction Characters: None

Despite the many stories on the subject, one does have to ask if getting Spock shit-faced is the best way to get him into bed. So for once, Jim doesn't get a hot and horny Vulcan covered in Hershey's Syrup.

This is an answer to Juni's Love vs. Rape Trauma challenge, seen below:

Summary:

Can we have some hurt/comfort story with lots of angst?

Spock and Kirk are starting to develop a relationship. Jim takes it slowly for Spock sake and doesn’t pressure for anything. Then the Vulcan is taken hostage by some hostile aliens and only after few days of desperate searching the Enterprise is able to retrieve him. After that Spock breaks up with Kirk and tries to avoid him. The reason for that is that Spock was gang raped by his kidnappers and now considers himself unclean and unworthy of Jim’s attention. Cue to Kirk to figure it out and offer lots of comfort and TLC to his traumatized Vulcan.

Bonus point for McCoy’s involvement – he knows what happened to Spock but he cannot tell that to Jim due to the doctor/patient confidentiality, but he tries to persuade Spock to speak with Kirk about it.

Since the challenge demands it, there is rape in this story, but it is not described in detail, only alluded to. We know what happened, but we do not 'see' it happen.