Sci-Fi Speed Dating is a thing, and Wes experienced it at Awesome Con 2015. Despite the nifty name, it's way less futuristic than it sounds. (Also, it totally costs money. I think that's supposed to be a secret.) (6/6/15)

We all regret things. What do you regret? I know what I regret. This article is about that road not taken that we wish we had taken -- it is about regret. That's "regret," not "egret." There are no leggy birds in this article. (5/25/13)

Evangelical churches might not be big on Halloween, but they have Judgement House -- a walk-through drama that takes attendees on a journey through Heaven and Hell. It's actually pretty darned fascinating. (10/25/12)

Since it's never too early to start planning for next year's San Diego Comic-Con, Scary-Crayon takes a look back at the nifty stuff that was on display in the Petco Park parking lot during SDCC 2012. HAIL SHREDDER! (10/12/12)

Even more cosplayers, this time from Day 3 of the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con. In this collection of costumed con attendees, you'll find a horrific horse head, super fighting robots, assembled Avengers, and more! (7/15/12)

Another day, another set of cosplayers at the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con! Click through to check out a selection of cool costumes and to read Wes's odd and hopefully occasionally humorous comments. (7/14/12)

It's true: Scary-Crayon is on the scene at the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con! And since no convention experience is complete unless one is ogling appreciating cosplayers, here's a look at some Day 1 highlights. (7/12/12)

Is it shamelessly vain to go around paying people to draw pictures of you... or do such actions stem from something deeper? Let us ponder this question as we explore the motivations behind the Wes Portrait Project. (1/28/11)

On April 1st, 2010, Scary-Crayon was seized by fiendish funsters and transformed into Clown-Crayon! Relive the horror wrought by Killjoy, Pennywise, Odd Bob, and other hellish harlequins on that terrifying day. (4/1/10)

I don't even listen to the radio, but it has been my extreme misfortune to have overheard Beyoncé's awful new song, "Diva," multiple times during the past week. What makes it so bad? Oh ho ho... just keep reading. (2/15/09)

Yeah, we missed April Fool's Day last year, but we did get a quick commemorative gag off for 2008 -- our pal Bacardi eating to a fun banjo tune! If you haven't seen it (or want to check it out again!), you know where to click. (4/1/08)

That's right -- Scary-Crayon is now taking submissions! Well, we always kinda sorta were, but now it's officially official. Wanna submit? Read the lengthy guidelines first so you know just what you're getting into. (1/4/08)

Though the holiday has come and gone, we nevertheless bring you the five SCARIEST 49¢ Thanksgiving cards we could find. Intelligent turkeys, freaky triple-chinned ladies, and other horrors abound in this late review! (11/30/06)

And after a long month of waiting, Skaro-Crayon returns with Genesis of the Homemade Daleks: Part 2! If you've ever wanted a nifty Dalek figure that opened up to reveal the fearsome Kaled mutant within, read on. (8/30/06)