Chubs scoffs at the ridiculous hoomin attempts to get into shape. He says just STOP eating the left over Christmas candy and SPEND MORE TIME making his life more comfortable. How many calories an hour are burned in bun-related service activities? Fleetie, is there a formula for this??

Janet: Probably, but more interestingly, you know that "Blue Monday" which is supposed to be "the worst day of the year" in January? Well I seem to remember that there's some formula that attempts to compute how miserable the day is, according to things like "time to next pay day", "debt run up over xmas", etc..

But I don't remember seeing a term in the formula for how much the hoomin is being disapproved of by their bunny masters/mistresses; in fact all bannies everywhere, summed up! I imagine the contribution from Queen Cinnamon would be quite large in ALL cases!