The (formerly) animated snack of choice for the characters in the South Park series is coming soon to a store near you. And by “a store” we mean Wal-mart only. Frito-Lay is producing 1.5 million bags of the cheesy snack food for release next month. By our count, that leaves only 1.1 million …

Ever notice how Doritos have rounded corners? It wasn’t always that way. Back when they first came out in 1964 the triangular chips had nice pointy corners. And the chip remained unchanged until 1995. After a $50 million market research study, Doritos decided to make the chips 20% larger and have rounded corners. …

Marshmallows are a near-perfect food. Pure sugar in a bite-size form with just the perfect amount of chewiness. A treat that melts in your hot chocolate. So there’s only one thing that could improve on such a piece of perfection: make them with beer and pretzels. Beer and pretzel marshmallows are a thick …

The “Army Men” plastic figures that you played with as a kid are now available as a tasty gummy treat. Gummy Army Guys come in the four classic army guy poses and weaponry. Each packet has 12 yummy men in it. But unlike the weird tasting (what, you didn’t have an older brother?) …