Ahhhhhh....children. Reminds me of the time my daughter (3 at the time) decided it would be a good idea to tell the waitress at the chinese restaurant to "get the fuck out of [her] face". Gawd. It was one of those moments where I wanted to both laugh and crawl under the table at the same time.

Ahhhhhh....children. Reminds me of the time my daughter (3 at the time) decided it would be a good idea to tell the waitress at the chinese restaurant to "get the fuck out of [her] face". Gawd. It was one of those moments where I wanted to both laugh and crawl under the table at the same time.

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Being A Young'n Myself I Don't Have Any Children, But I Do Have 2 Nieces That I Love With All My Heart.

I Remember About 2 Years Ago, Me And My Nieces And My Mother Were All Siting In A Pizza Hut After We Had Just Finish Dominating This Large Deep Dish.

We All Got Up To Leave, But My Niece Olivia Stayed Behind.

I Turn Around And Say "Girl You Coming?"

Being The Cutie 5 Year old She Was, She Say "I Godda Tie My F*cking Shoe"

When my daughter was around five, her good friend from across the street yelled "I am going to whip your ass." To which my daughter calmly countered with "Your not gonna whip my ass, you can't cross the street by yourself." I heard this exchange through my open window. Absolutely could not believe it.

I'm pretty good around my six year old, and he reminds me that 'dang' is a bad word when I say it. Having said that, one day I was at Disneyland with my brother-in-law and nephew. I went downstairs at that horseshoe where the bluegrass band plays to get us some root beer floats. Not sure what my brother-in-law said, but my son yells down to me, 'Dad! Uncle N-- called you a MoFo!' I'm sure that my son doesn't know what that is and only took it in context as some sort of name, but you can bet that my brother-in-law got an earful. -e-

I'm pretty good around my six year old, and he reminds me that 'dang' is a bad word when I say it. Having said that, one day I was at Disneyland with my brother-in-law and nephew. I went downstairs at that horseshoe where the bluegrass band plays to get us some root beer floats. Not sure what my brother-in-law said, but my son yells down to me, 'Dad! Uncle N-- called you a MoFo!' I'm sure that my son doesn't know what that is and only took it in context as some sort of name, but you can bet that my brother-in-law got an earful. -e-

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