Walter Needs Us!

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Ready for a good laugh? Drop what you're doing and help out a sex-deprived 'Net junky!

By IGN Staff

So normally, we don't make a habit of linking to sites outside the wild, wonderful world of IGN.com and its affiliates, but my friend George sent me something that made me decide to bend company policy a little bit for the good of humanity.

Let me start by saying that 99.9% of me swears up and down that this is some sort of joke conjured up by a bored pre-pubescent, but the other .01% of me wants to believe in the evil power of the Internet and its ability to make the world a better place, so here goes nothing.

This, my friends, is Walter:

A few of his female friends were apparently dumb enough to doubt how much time you web-surfing wonders have on your hands, and if he manages to get 1,000,000 hits on his visually offensive website, one of them will sleep with him. As you can tell from this picture and the brilliant prose on his website, it ain't happening otherwise. And I ain't even gonna get in to what happens if he hits 2 million...

The fun part is, Walter's site is currently hovering at about 830,000 visitors, and we figured that a quick link would more than push our boy's little mission over the top. So, in the spirit of losers everywhere, I felt compelled to send you his way. So what if it's a joke. It's worst visiting just for the laugh ¿ trust me. And hey, by some slim chance it is for real, you can strike a blow for the little guy...figuratively and literally. So check it out. Mail all your friends this story. Tell your folks. We've gotta help Walter! Go make it happen!