La LocoThis is a better onn clip. The Onion is Awesome. I think people of disagree with me are grade A (classified)holes.

WHO WANTS DESSERTTo the internet, the technology that was supposed to unite us all but instead let us fracture into nigh-incomprehensible groups.

SmellvinNow, now. America's tinfoil hatters can't be expected to check whether or not "The Onion" is a real news source. If they either came out of their bunkers or went on to the NORMAL (government controlled) internet, they might get brainwashed by subliminal messages like the rest of us sheeple.

fatattyObviously you're already conditioned to view this as Enter-Tam-Mind. WAK UP SHEEPLE!

Chalkdustregarding the linked image, I like to imagine Billy Herring's nickname is "Red"

pastorofmuppetsFor "our tax dollars at work." I'd like to believe that some of these are Onion employees but, well... there's a reason that the Poe's law page has a link to the Onion at the bottom of it.