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Vanessa Hudgens has been working out, probably because she got her first pay day in a while, and it was to be the brand ambassador or spokesperson for Bongo, some weird shitty mall store I assume no one cares about, but that is making some shitty quality quick to market clothing for little girls everywhere to buy, and fill their shitty over-stuffed closets with, thanks to material and commercial nature of our economy, but more importantly, the fact that all these people are social media stars in the their own right and cant post a pic in the same outfit twice, making for a fucking ton of waste…it’s pretty fucking disgusting, but not nearly as disgusting as the work conditions of the sweatshop run by some rich China man…who will in turn buy up your neighborhood…

Vanessa Hudgens posted what is probably the worst, staged Christmas selfie. The kind of Christmas selfie I don’t really understand why she would bother, especially after we’ve seen her self shot nudes, because if anything this is her mocking us, acting like she was some garbage family on my facebook feed from the trailer park, when we have the vagina pics to know the truth…

If anything, she should know that nothing says Christmas like spread asshole pics, not this ugly sweater bullshit trend…get it together…

So Vanessa Hudgens won’t let the paparazzi capture pictures of her face when she leaves the gym, or YOGA, but she will let them take pics of her ass in spandex, and she will leak nude pics of her 5 O’clock shadow pussy that is beautifully hairy for someone like me who likes bush, and she will post pictures of her raping our ears with song…even though you can’t rape the willing…but I feel like I could prove that you can, if I really tried…

This is day three of Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face in leggings, showing off her ass, rocking pants jacked up in her like they were Zac Effron, even though when that was going on for marketing of their show, the chances were she was the one up in him with her strap on….not that it matters, it was the past, and the fact that I know High School Musical gossip makes me very very very sad and lonely…

Point being, I think she likes that when she covers her face…for people to focus on her ass, because I guess going to the gym 3 days in a row is a good thing, especially when for a while her fat ass I want to chip a tooth on, or at least bury my face in, was just fat…and probably hairy…because on her nudes from when she was 17….hairy is kind of her thing…

All this to say, I’m a Vanessa Hudgens fan…I should start sending her love letters…to really secure those chances of restraining order….I mean her legal team already know I exist…we’re halfway there….and I blame her fitness for that…

Vanessa Hudgens is really into wearing these leggings to the gym that she jacks up her ass, making it looked clenched and boxy, like she’s trying to hold in a shit, whenever the the paparazzi is around….because this is either a fetish, or her way of saying she doesn’t want the world masturbating to her round little ass, at least not for free, even if it’s bad for her image when she makes it look shitty….or maybe this is what her actual ass looks like…

I don’t know, maybe I’ll have to cross reference it with all her nude pics she has shot and released of herself…because she clearly is down with at least one person seeing her look hot and sedcutive…

I’ve been on the fence about Vanessa Hudgens for pretty much her entire career….I don’t know if it stems from bitterness that her legal team came at me over her first round of nudes, that had no negative impact on her career whatsoever, even though her pussy had 5 o’clock shadow on it…and I’m a dude who loves bush, but her bush was janky….They pretended she was 17, to get people scared enough to remove them, and it worked as well as internet works for erasing nudes…

But I think it has more to do with her fluctuating in weight, it’s like sometimes she’s hot, sometimes, she’s bloated and pudgy, all while doing nothing very interesting….and then she released another set of nudes during the fappening, where she looked amazing, bringing back hope…and now there’s this…her ass..in fitness pants…that looks like it is clenching like it has to take a shit…which isn’t a good or bad thing…unless you don’t think girls shit…

Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face while leaving her workout, because she’s been working out, probably tired of being called Vanessa Pudgens, back when she was pudgens…and what she doesn’t realize is that when in shorts like that..she’s giving the paparazzi all they need, or all I really need, because I don’t give a fuck about her face, I’m all about her ass, or any girl’s ass for that matter…

I mean maybe she’s pretending to be shy for using The Fappening as an opportunity to release and relive her nude pics leak, to show people she has leaned how to wax and has learned how to take nudes..you know to change the pace of all the torment people like me always go back to reference…you know the thing she could never put to rest, that kept resurfacing in anything she did…finally looking her hottest, even when covered up…I mean those strong legs can do damage…

Here’s a little Vanesssa Hudgens after her second round of nudes that were stolen from her iCloud, where she wasn’t 17 but still used her lawyer to try to erase them from the internet, even though she looked better than her regular pudgy self, all bald vagina instead of her awesome hairy bush from the first time around, in what I can assume was a second go to right the wrong of what was…you know, being committed to the nude selfie, that having a leaked picture happen once, wouldn’t stop her from doing more..and more….because that’s just how it is, leaked nudes aren’t a big deal and who really needs leaked nudes when you’ve got self produced pics of blow job face…since that’s my New Fetish…

Vanessa Hudgens recently had nude pics leak. I figure you can probably still find them, even though her legal team, who happen to be good friends of mine, are on a mission to get them down, because I guess she doesn’t want them out there, even though they are already out there, and the best strategy in any situation is to deny til you die. Especially when you look good in the fucking thing, and your 5 O’Clock shadow is more maintained than your first lazy nudes when she was 17 and just learning, back when nudes were a new thing and not staged properly, before any implants were bought…

It’s like she’s an actor and getting nude is and will be part of her job if she takes on any serious role, and as long s she denies the pics of her – the nerds will be scrambling to prove they are her. The lawyers just take the fun out of that…but I guess they all need to get paid….

That said, it’s almost pointless to fight the nudes when you leave the house with your pants jacked up your vagina so far I can see her soul…I mean why even wear pants when it’s all right there…this Vanessa Hudgens is so Confusing…

I posted some of these pics of Vanessa Hudgens the other day because I was shocked that she looked hot. She was always the relatively uninteresting girl with the boring, even dumpy body, but put the girl into a workout program with abs and all of a sudden..she’s exponentially better than she’s ever fucking been. It doesn’t even look at her…

I’m talking about a girl who has been naked in self shot nudes at 18…looking better now, 5 years later, than those self shot nudes at 18…

That’s not how these things are supposed to work out….but I’m sure Vanessa Hudgens is pretty happy they did.

Vanessa Hudgens is not wearing the shorts a girl her age should be wearing. I guess she hasn’t gone out in public and seen that no girl wears shorts like these. These are more something some Parisian looking, possibly homo man on his way to get ice cream after a long jog and there’s really very little hot about that…

If I don’t see ass cheek or camel toe, then the shorts aren’t shorts…but rather they are pants..horrible horrible pants…

Here’s a preview of Vanessa Hudgens for Flaunt Magazine…that doesn’t look anything like Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe I just view her as this chubby, hairy, little monkey…who despite being cute, has no real sex appeal. Like she leaked nude pics from when she was 17, and no one really cared, except her legal team, because she has no sex appeal. They were the kind of nudes you were like “oh that’s just a hairy naked girl, whatever”….you know the kind of pic that made you understand how a doctor doesn’t get hard when girls get naked in his office…you know…non-sexual nudity…which sucks…but looks like she’s turning that around, at least in this one pic.

I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language…

I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in.