The only time I drink alcohol is when
My stomach is seriously fucked
I'll have a little wine but other than that
I only use alcohol as hand sanitizer
I prefer thc, even though that makes
Me a bad person according to AG
Jeffy Sessions the evil elf from the
Bowels of Mordoor

Haiku #58427, by dvd of I avoid even thc because it inhibits dreaming April 15, 2018 5:49 am ET

The difference between medicine
And poison is the dosage
A lot of people are too simple
To be expected to understand
Something as simple as mass
If your only experience with alcohol
Was drinking a liter of vodka it would Color your perception of having 1 beer

My best friend died when I was in 3rd
Grade, he was playing with an umbrella
Caught it in the eyeball died in a coma
Umbrellas are not bad
But little kids and some objects
Are a bad mix when unsupervised

The owners of any company involved
In deforestation should be required
To take at least one mega dose
Of mescaline in their life
Its only fair, plants have feelings too
As any one that has them plant
Mescaline should be fully aware of

I've never been out of control on acid or shrooms.
In fact, I feel strangely in control, which is contrary to what other people say.
Often I have strange experiences that happen to me. Example, I was riding my bike while coming down from a trip and some assholes drove up beside me in a minivan and threw a bottle at me. It broke on my bike frame, but I was completely unharmed and completely unfrightened or even angered. In my normal state I would have probably freaked out and tried to kill them if I could catch their minivan.
Another time on acid I broke up what was about to be a nasty fight between some jock douchbag and a hippie with a broken bottle. Again, the bike... I just rode my bike right between the two and told them to walk away. This was at a college music festival.
I have gone on long swims in the ocean while on shrooms. Deep water. And I sometimes get cramps while swimming, but still, it was a great experience.
I also came up with the idea for my horrible book while tripping.
Sadly, however, I feel that acid (not shrooms so much) diminishes my logical abilities, which I rely on for the work I do... so I cannot trip often. In fact it's probably been about 20 years since I have.
Maybe it's time again.
But then... I'm in a country that has very harsh drug laws, so I probably won't do acid until I get back to the states (if ever). Shrooms however are readily available, and no one seems to much care if you trip on shrooms here, but selling them would be a big no no.

I'm trying to imagine DF having a Psychedelic experience and the first Thing that comes to mind is the scene From the beginning of 2001 with all the Monkey people jumping around
The black obelisk and the weird
Dissonant music playing
But with way more poop being thrown

Mescaline is hard to find these days.
Good luck finding adrenochrome!
and meth.... meh, really who would want to?!
Personally I think a little bit of LSD or shrooms in the coffee ice cream would be awesome. Vhs probably won't do acid, but I bet he'd do shrooms.