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Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.

Super hot, has major swag, known to be tall and hilarious, great at football or basketball, African-American mixed with caucasian, doesn't put up with peoples drama, hates it when people are mad at him so he's first to be there for anyone unless they make him mad. He won't back down from anyone when they're telling him off he normally fights. Overall a great person.

An Italian plumber does mushrooms and saves a princess from a dinosaur-thing who probably just wants to get laid. Same variation of that story every game. Nobody cares (well, some people,) because game play matters more.