Great article Budgie! So how have you capitalized on your new found celebrity?

Oddly enough, in these here parts I've been a celebrity off and on for the last 7 years. I'll never forget the time the newspaper had the headline "ADULT BUSINESS COMING TO TOWN" and there was my picture in the article. Nothing like good publicity. Not to brag, but I'm a planning veteran of radio, tv and print.

Actually, I'm trying to manipulate the bar waitress at the ELKS club to come to my studio apartment for a personal segway glide.

I think this is funny since Disney owns over 100 Segways and uses them all over their parks for vendors and security. So, it's only "safe" for their employees. As a private property owner, it's Disney's choice, but I will still defend my right to use a segway in public right-of-way and public places/buildings.

Easy Money

I talked to a banker about a tour business a couple months ago and he said he'd give a loan on the spot. I've got a dealer application -- I'm just not ready to jump yet. I'm not an entrepreneur by nature.

I talked to a banker about a tour business a couple months ago and he said he'd give a loan on the spot. I've got a dealer application -- I'm just not ready to jump yet. I'm not an entrepreneur by nature.