EDITOR’S NOTE: The following is a summary of crime reports taken from the Greeley Police Department’s daily logs. Only a few of the hundreds of reports will be used in this weekly column because of space limitations.

Oct. 14

6:15 p.m.: Greeley police responded to a laundromat in the 1200 block of 9th Street for a report of a man yelling at people with his weiner hanging out.

Oct. 15

2 p.m.: Police responded to a motel in the 100 block of 8th Avenue for a report of a man with a mohawk that “wasn’t a mohawk anymore” punching the air and talking to himself.

2:30 p.m.: A Greeley woman called Warren Air Force Base in Cheyenne to complain that Greeley police officers were not taking her reports seriously. Police called the woman and explained why her numerous reports were unfounded. When asked by police to not call Warren Air Force base again, the woman responded, “Well, it got your attention, didn’t it?”

3:30 p.m.: Police responded to East 20th Street and 1st Avenue for a report of a naked man walking down the street. The man was using a rag to cover himself.

Oct. 16

3 p.m.: Police responded to a business in the 400 block of 11th Avenue for a report of a break-in. The suspected perpetrator stole several items from a locked shed and then fell asleep inside. He was still sleeping when police arrived to arrest him.

3:15 p.m.: Police responded to the 700 block of 15th Street for a report of an unwanted person. When dispatchers asked for more information, the caller responded “You just need to come get her; that’s all I have to say about that.”

7:45 p.m.: Police responded to the corner of 20th Street and 28th Avenue for a report of an intoxicated man menacing passersby with two knives. Just before the caller dialed 911, the man fell on one of the knives.

Oct. 17

11:45 a.m.: Weld County dispatchers received a call from a cellphone and heard a voice say, “Let’s do the robbery right now.” A teenager had apparently stolen his friend’s cellphone, called 911, talked about doing a robbery as a joke and then handed the phone back to his friend while dispatchers were still on the line.

Oct. 18

8:15 a.m.: A parent called dispatchers because her son refused to go to school. They hung up on dispatch when they tried to get a location.

12:30 p.m.: Police responded to the 300 block of 19th Avenue for a report of a bag of clothes on fire next to the caller’s house. Dispatch advised her to stay away and not touch it.

3 p.m.: Police responded to Rover Run Dog Park, 5207 F St., for a calf on the wrong side of the fence. Caller said it was trying to get back on the right side but was about to fall in the water. The mom cow was trying to help the baby, too, and several cows moved into the area. The calf was rescued. He could fit under the fence the whole time but just didn’t want to go back to mom.

— Joe Moylan covers crime and public safety for The Greeley Tribune. Reach him at jmoylan@greeleytribune.com, (970) 392-4467 or on Twitter @JoeMoylan.