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Even if you blow up an entire church filled with “Easter worshippers” Bernie Sanders says you should be allowed to vote, because he doesn’t think we know the difference between violent felons and everybody else.

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The President is Hitler, without a dog, who plays golf too much, and now needs an intervention. This according to the Speaker of the House, whose party has yet to accept the results of the 2016 election.

Today's Impeachment porn comes from Occasional Cortex, as the President's attorney blows off Jerry Nadler's subpoena. Democrats want their base to think they're going deep, when it's just another head fake to keep them aroused.

On ABC's The View this morning, Beto O'Rourke was found guilty of being a White Male. If he really wants the Democratic nomination he needs to announce he's transitioning. Its the only way past Pete Buttigieg.

Joes Biden's up to his eyeball as crony capitalist, but Lefties only care if he's neck nuzzling while doing so. Meanwhile Alyssa Milano calls for a Sex Strike, but Kamala Harris wants to get it on with FaceBook.

Last night former FBI Director James Comey characterized Russia's 2016 election meddling as remarkably successful, which is not so. He said that in order to justify what he worries AG Barr & Inspector General Horowitz will find regarding his rogue operation.

Rebellion breaks out in socialist utopia Venezuela, while at home Bernie Sanders lusts after Disney's Avengers profits. Joe Biden tests positive for Nancy Pelosi disease, which apparently is contagious like Measles.

Joe Biden kicks off his campaign by gaslighting & race baiting about Charlottesville. Kiss & sniff will pale when the opposition learns of payoffs his son, Hunter got while Joe was Obama’s bag man in the Ukraine. Joe also says he asked his former boss NOT to endorse him. lol

President Trump says all subpoenas launched onto White House grounds will be met by Executive Privilege. Additional Program note: Monday was Earth Day, and here in L.A. all public utilities that smell like pee were free!

Even if you blow up an entire church filled with “Easter worshippers” Bernie Sanders says you should be allowed to vote, because he doesn’t think we know the difference between violent felons and everybody else.

Mueller Time and Attorney General William Barr has released a redacted version of the long awaited report! Lefties think they're at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa and they're still holding out for a happy ending!

Nancy Pelosi wants to waste your time implying something evil lurks within the 300 page Trump/Russia Report. As if William Barr thinks he could completely mischaracterize it and Robert Mueller wouldn't call him out!

Chicago Police aren't the only ones calling for an investigation into yesterday's Jussie Smollett whitewash. The line goes out the door like when the jackpot is huge & they're selling lottery tickets at convenience stores.

Robert Mueller has driven a wooden stake thru Collusion, but even as it lies dead on the table, Adam Schiff still clings like it’s Weekend at Bernie’s. Meanwhile, Fake News poses as if they were never at the party.

After 675 days and 30 million dollars of impeachment porn, no one's been indicted, charged or convicted of conspiring with Russia. Appearing on CNN's State of the Union, Judiciary Chair, Jerry Nadler looked like the Maytag repairman.

Michael Cohen’s testimony is nothing more than the same old Lefty talking points lovingly regurgitated for those who lost the election in 2016. He might as well be working at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa.

Spike Lee pulled a Kanye at the Academy Awards. And if you think Hollywood is the sole domicile of the vain, wait to you hear Occasional Cortex, who was live streaming her own performance from her kitchen!

Program notes coming right up, but u can enjoy today's Evil Thoughts right now. Click on it! Why postpone the joy?

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