Welcome to a new edition of Trash Mutant Roulette, where we spin the wheel of random new issues, regardless of having no prior knowledge of the series, and hope that we land on a winner! This week, we're taking a look at Action comics 1008 written by Brian Michael Bendis, with art by Steve Epting and coloured by Brad Anderson.

This is SSN: Scientific Science News. People were quite excited to see the super blood moon mega wolf extreme eclipse recently, but it appears there is something far more sinister to this natural phenomenon.

This is SSN: Scientific Science News. After a nail biting, seven minute battle to bring it to the surface safely, NASA have successfully landed the InSight probe on Mars. InSight (short for Interior Exploration using Seismic Investigations) will relay information revealing new data on what exactly is going on underneath the surface of the red planet.

It’s coming up to winter again and, as with every winter, we expect to see a high number of deaths. The death rates all over the world always skyrocket as we head towards Christmas, so I thought I’d take the time to write a little advice article to help those who are expecting to die this year. Or even those who just want to be prepared in case the worst should happen.

Hey, everyone! Been awhile yet again! I took a long break because I got married! Both planning and actually being married (at least the first little while) are incredibly busy. I married my best friend, and significant other for the last 9 years of my life. It was an incredible experience and one of the greatest days of my life. However, it is time to get back to work. And speaking of work, today we're discussing a series in which the Devil himself goes to work for a McDonald's knock-off. Let's jam!

I don’t eat anything that had eyes! – roared Corn the Barbarian, as he entered the tavern. He was hungry and had a bad day, although the former led to the latter. They didn’t pay him any attention, but he knew it was all pretend. The half-Orc standing nearest to him smiled, but the Barbarian knew this kind of people well – know-it-alls, always pitching in on every topic. Corn’s elbow landed on his almost-handsome face, right before the half-Orc could tell him anything about how a vegetable diet affects masculinity.

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything for Trash Mutant and I can only apologise for that. But I haven’t just been sitting around scratching my bum. No, I’ve been deep undercover at the House of Mouse, trying to find all of the dirty, dark secrets they don’t want you to know. I spent several weeks at Walt Disney Studios, posing as a secretary in order to obtain information for this new exposé.

Scrap had no idea how he did it, but it was a literal nosegrind. He skated over the “orderly” and landed on his face with the front of his skateboard. The thug covered his blood-spurting nose and fired towards the skater. The Uzi burst mowed down a nurse. Scrap was already outside the hospital cell, and his escape turned into a triumphant ride. They gave him something new, but he didn’t give a shit. There were no obstacles he couldn’t take on. This wasn’t a dream. SKATE.

Not all King Arthur movies are created equal. Some are pretty dang good, some are so bad you wish you had one of those things from the Men in Black movies to take the memory of that movie out of your mind. And sometimes the good movies might even be missing something that I think is essential in a King Arthur story. Or vice versa.

The policeman tried to throw a punch, but his head fell off his shoulders and rolled across the boardwalk.Click-clack, click-clack.A pair of pincers hung over the uniformed blood fountain. Rocker Ted, who was just about to get smacked with a baton, gawped as if hypnotized at the giant crab scrambling over the balustrade.

This has been one helluva long year already. Got a new job, been planning a wedding, been getting more and more opportunities to write and make comics. On top of that I still have shows to watch, reviews to write, and maaaan has my family been keeping me busy like always. It all gets very frustrating at times and I just wanna scream to the high heavens. Much like the little red panda we're about to discuss in this week's TFA. That's right, today we're discussing...

Seven years have passed, but she remained at her wrestling peak. She didn’t fall into any addictions, she invested her money wisely and safeguarded her privacy. How do I know all that? I like wrestling. I’m best friends with Toshiro Uzumaki, the famous Lion Mask. A legendary Japanese wrestler, who… went missing right after his fight with Jem.

There have been a lot of King Arthur movies, and some of them are pretty good, and some are an atrocity that should never have entered this plane of existence. So I want to go through some of the King Arthur-centric movies that are out there and tackle what works and doesn’t work about them.

Magnus Sellergren, the mind behind Videogram, is a busy man. After a long string of releases, today he drops the “Choice Cuts” LP, a hand-picked selection of the finest tracks from the prolific composer’s back catalogue, spanning the full four years of Videogram’s releases. Trash Mutant had the pleasure of catching up with Magnus!

I still had half an hour until teleportation, but I was getting real hungry after the job. Unfortunately, the only chow in the area was at a booth with a “K-BAB” sign on it. A lot of things have changed here since my last visit. The place was bustling, loud and overly colorful. Nobody paid any attention to a 6’7 purple dude. The boy behind the counter was no different – his eyes were firmly fixated on a small screen. I waited a minute before letting out a grunt.