New &#39;Tendon Mics&#39; Immerse Fans In Game

In an effort to provide football fans with a more immersive at-home viewing experience, officials from Fox Sports announced they will “mic up” players’ tendons during NFL games. This will allow fans to hear every snap of a blown ACL.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fox-sports-announces-plans-to-mic-up-nfl-players-t,36905/
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