Eyeliner's not bad, especially since I'm wearing all black (...and it's 88F out. I have gr8 decision-making skills). But for some reason I feel like I can't find one that's, like, self-sharpening??? I get one and then it's blunt/worn down after several weeks and then that's it. :P

A massive bird flew into my kitchen and my two cats were trying to get at it while the dog went crazy, it was so stressful hahah the bird was flapping everywhere, the cats were jumping at it, dog wouldn't stop barking and chasing them. Thankfully I got the poor thing out, 25 minutes later...

i'm having a really shitty day at work - they just let me know they want me to "float from office to office in case anyone needs to meet with me" i don't think my supervisors understand what my job entails - i'm the only in house designer, my work load is pretty intense, and i know i am exceeding expectation with what i create because they let me know all the time. i NEED to have my space to work from, i can't just tote my entire office around with me and be able to produce quality work. PLUS the office i'm at currently is about 10 min from my house, they want me to go to offices that are almost an hour away. and i am absolutely not getting paid enough to make up for the expense of driving to all these different places. i'm trying to figure out how to word all this to them in a way they will understand (they're realtors so it's kind of difficult) but ugh i just wish i didn't have to fucking deal with this -___-

haha i work support/account managing stuff for the realtor associations who use our MLS software. i used to work help desk where i'd provide tech support to realtors. difficult is an understatement. some of them are sweet, but others are high strung or too old to know how to close a browser lol

lol omg this is my life, i once spent literally 20 minutes trying to teach the woman how to attach a document to her email -___- recently, i had one lecture me because the printer ran out of toner and she was going to be late to her appointment because she had to reprint something. as she's standing here, scolding me for about 5 minutes.

TB,I knew no other way to contact you except through our Lord and Savior. In a way I hope you receive this note. First and foremost our (Linda and me) sincere condolences to you and your family for the loss of your own Father. Our prayers are with the entire Bradshaw Family. Equally as important we extend our sympathy to you for the recent loss of your Christ appointed Father and mentor, Coach Noll. Coach was gifted with the ability to distinguish a player from a side liner, and therefore, Mr. Hanrady (spell?) got the pad and pencil, you got the ball. I guess I am writing this because I tuned into the Sunday night trash that Pompani hosts for Cochran's sports show, and the co-hosts/ coconuts trashed ya. I respect your decision to remain silent for now; nonetheless, at least in my opinion, you need to make a final stance as a huge man (which is the obvious, was a quality that was bread into you from day one; also, as a true PITTSBURGER as you were Coach Noll's main choice to head the "Steelers Nation") by setting them all straight as those Bums seemed to bad rap you this past Sunday. (I puke hearing their names.. Colin something , and Greg Ginotti- a real discrace to the Italians. Take your time, but express yourself relative to the love you have for Coach Noll. You rated as Coach Noll's First Lt. and let it be known to all the nation that you are there to continue the leadership created forty plus years ago. Trust me, He will be proud of you, just as a Job Well Done. No doubt It may be a tough road, but you wereBlessed with strong shoulders and can handle it. Other than that, haven't caught your show as of yet, but you might want to give Jay a play, after all, how many times can you shine cars; besides, he may appreciate the action. That Bering said, take care.

this is one i got the other day, but i wouldnt understand since im not Nigerian

Hello Dear ,

I am Miss Ngama. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account wills they ever release the fund to you; instead they let you spend money unnecessarily.

I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be Seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. This is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need from you to release this fund is a special HARD DISK,I will need two of this hard disk to recopy your information from the corrupted one, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours.

I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.

I had a skin biopsy like a week and a day ago and it doesn't seem to be healing :/ I still have a quarter size crater and I want that shit gone so I can go swimming! It's so uncomfortable, they acted like it was nbd and I would have to wear a bandaid for a week and that's it. WRONG.

I had one last summer and it hasn't fully healed yet. It's like this shallow pink crater on the back of my shoulder. It isn't a big deal and hasn't caused any discomfort, even right after the biopsy, but I do wonder if it will ever go back to normal or not.