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This interview is giving me the weirds. Also hilariously random. Kristen Stewart’s mother, Jules, apparently gave an interview with the Sunday Mirror in the UK. It’s basically a tabloid. Side note: I’ve been in DC all weekend and went to the Newseum yesterday. I LOVE the Newseum. Full Story

Some of you got mad at me earlier today when I mentioned in the Lady Gaga post that Taylor Kinney isn’t my flavour because he reminds me of Gerard Butler. You disagreed. Come on. I can’t be the only person who sees this. You really can’t see it? I asked our site coordinator, Emily, whether or not she could see it. Full Story

Like he would miss the amfAR gala, right? Because he's so charitable. And also because models. They're everywhere in Cannes but at the fundraisers they're especially important because the old rich dudes feel more generous when they're around. It's a big dick-off, all of them throwing their money around like it's attached to very large penises. Full Story

Yesterday I posted photos of Leonardo DiCaprio acting the fool, hiding under a blanket/scarf while out in Milan. Here he is arriving at the Armani 40 anniversary party last night. What happened to the hot? The hot cannot be found. The hot has been missing for a while now.
But…
Maybe I’m just old. Full Story

I’ll say it again…
I am not a believer in Scott Eastwood. To me he’s like the Iggy Azalea of heartthrobs. It’s been like this from the very beginning, when everyone got hard over him because of some photo shoot. Not interestedFull Story

Ambra Battilan is a model who has gone to police in New York alleging that Harvey Weinstein groped her. They met at an event on Thursday. She claims that Weinstein told her to come see him on Friday at 6pm at his office for an “audition”. During the “audition”, she alleges that Weinstein asked her if her breasts were real, then tried to touch them, then allegedly tried to shove his hand up her skirt. Full Story

Un-see. Un-love.
Can’t.
It’s not like we didn’t know. You knew. I knew. Because when has she ever had any sense about her when it comes to relationships? Never. Apart from Ben Affleck, she persists in going blind whenever she picks her men.
So. Yeah. JLO and Slum Bear Casper Smart. Full Story

Interrupting the Critics’ Choice posts to catch up with Johnny Depp, who finally decided to start promoting Mortdecai last night on Jimmy Kimmel. He was not alone. Amber Heard accompanied him to the studio so that he can prove to you that his much younger fiancé still wants him. For now. Full Story

Art Basel Miami opens tomorrow. It’s supposed to be about art. Sure. That’s why Leonardo DiCaprio is there. For the art. That’s why we always see pictures of celebrities there, this time of year, getting sh-tfaced and wearing terrible t-shirts. I’m talking to you, Puff Daddy Diddy. Full Story

But this time with twins.
Prince Albert and Charlene of Serenity greeted the crowd from the palace balcony in Monaco today during the National Day Parade. They kissed. And once again it was awkward. Maybe all balcony kisses are awkward. You know you’re being stared at, you don’t want to look like you’re counting down to each other during the approach…
But Albert is particularly bad at this sh-t. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez f-cked up during her comments while presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards on Friday. Gerard Butler ended up on stage to represent How To Train Your Dragon and he teased her about it up there and for a moment, I worried that he’d go there, that he’d try. I mean look at her in this dress. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio turned 40 this week. Of course there was a party. It happened in LA on Tuesday night at Soho House. A lot of his famous “bros” were there. Tyrese posted this photo (attached) on Instagram. At this writing, it’s not been reported that any of his famous female friends were in attendance. Full Story