I have inlaws coming round for a drink and chat so may be online when I've kicked them into touch.

And I'm not pussy whipped I just have a lot more to do now I have a house... sorting bills, cooking some nights, cleaning others.
(She works longer hours than me so before you say she should do the housework... I do want sex occasionally so I give the impression I do loads of housework by doing it just before she comes home "I've been at it for an hour love, Tell you what, as you just got in I'll make a drink and dinner then we can both just chill" )