Best Place to Buy Crack

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Staff Pick

There’s something special about hearing a South of Broader announce “Give me the crack” in the middle of goat.sheep.cow. For a brief moment we thought, “Could it be? Are Patty Floersheimer and Trudi Wagner really using camembert as a front for a drug ring?” But then it happened. Trudi pulled out a beautiful blue container and we understood that “crack” is frequent GSC shoppers’ code name for Marinated Meredith, an Australian goat/sheep blend of cheese in an EVO bath. Now that we’ve tried it, we can attest it quite possibly might have mind-altering powers. Last time we ate it, we sat in a baguette-crumb stupor staring at a wall for two hours. Cheeses, that ish is good.