American Dad

Scents and Sensei-bility

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Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's SteveÂs mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

Big Stan on Campus

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When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

LGBSteve

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Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her "sister" Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.

Morning Mimosa

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When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.

A Star is Reborn

Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

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Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

The Big Bang Theory

The Love Spell Potential

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After an aborted girls' trip to Vegas, they are all playing Dungeons and Dragons together. Raj leaves after he finds that Lucy is free and he pushes her to do things that scare her. In the game, Penny casts a love spell on Sheldon and Amy's characters which gets Amy very upset because they are treating her and Sheldon's relationship as a joke.

The Bon Voyage Reaction

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Leonard gets a new job opportunity to work abroad for the summer and Sheldon is feeling a little bit jealous. Meanwhile, Raj tries to move his relationship with Lucy into a new direction by introducing her to his friends, but he fears that she may not like them.

The Raiders Minimization

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Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj & Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.

The Hesitation Ramification

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Penny turns to Leonard for comfort after her guest appearance on NCIS does not turn out well. She ends up putting Leonard on the spot regarding their relationship. Sheldon works on his sense of humor and Raj practices talking to girls.

The Occupation Recalibration

The Relationship Diremption

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Raj and Howard double-date and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard. Meanwhile, Sheldon is at loose ends when he begins to believe he's wasted his life trying to prove string theory.

The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

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Leonard reinstates "Anything Can Happen Thursday," and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy, and Bernadette. Meanwhile, Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.

April 2, 2015

Cougar Town

Courteney Cox's Favorite Memories

American Dream Plan B

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Jules agrees to stop drinking wine during Laurie's pregnancy, but the rest of the gang doesn't agree, so Tom opens up his garage as a speakeasy. Meanwhile, Grayson prepares Travis for fatherhood with the help of a baby pig.

Full Grown Boy

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Jules is overprotective when Chick wants to go to his Civil War reenactment. Bobby considers a job opportunity in another state. Travis hates Laurie's choices for baby names and needs Ellie to destroy them.

To Find a Friend

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When Grayson helps Andy with his tryouts for a new best friend, Jules and Ellie step in to run the bar. But they soon find it's harder than they thought. And Travis and Laurie spend their first weekend alone with Baby Bobby.

Waiting for Tonight

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Grayson makes a reservation at the hottest restaurant in town, and he and Jules are determined to make it despite constant obstacles. Andy rents a special costume for Stan's birthday, but he has trouble getting it off. And Ellie starts ghost tweeting for Laurie, eventually getting lost in her new character.

Even the Losers

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Jules sees that Travis is struggling financially, so she lends him money that he uses to start a new business. Ellie takes Andy on a revenge mission after he loses his mayorship. And Grayson fills in as a music teacher at Stan's school.

The Wrong Thing to Do

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Seeing that Andy is unprepared for his upcoming job interviews, Jules agrees to coach him through it. Ellie needs a place to escape since Andy is home all the time, so she goes to Bobby's boat, only to find that Grayson beat her to it. Meanwhile, Travis and Laurie encourage Tom to date ... with disastrous results.

The Wild One, Forever

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After a hurricane floods the gym of a local high school, Jules volunteers Gray's Pub as a venue for their prom, with the gang ready to serve as chaperones. Jules and Laurie try to have an amazing night, but Laurie isn't feeling it. Andy and Ellie try to stop a gang of bullies. And Travis and Grayson help their high school counterparts win a girl.

This One's for Me

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When Jules finds a bag of unusual items Grayson's been hiding, she goes on a mission to learn his secret. Andy talks Travis into using a baby gift for himself and Ellie can't stand that Laurie is treating Baby Bobby like an accessory.

Two Men Talking

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Fearing that her dad, Chick, is lonely, Jules tries to set him up with Grayson as a best friend. Laurie helps Andy fit in with a cool mom group and Travis and Ellie open up to each other in the Winebulance.

Yer So Bad

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Jules invites Chick and his new girlfriend to a dinner party, but her guests aren't exactly who she expected. Travis and Laurie stake out a cupcake thief, and Andy and Ellie try to figure out who Tom's celebrity patient is.

Climb That Hill

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In the 100th episode, the gang takes on new personal challenges: Jules tries to read a book for the first time, Grayson tries to listen to his friends and remember what they have to say, and Andy tries to keep his hand out of a place it doesn't belong.

A Two Story Town

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The entire gang pitches in when Tom reveals he has a crush on a woman. As Jules runs mission control, Grayson tries to keep Tom from saying something weird, Andy buys them movie tickets, Laurie and Travis set up a heroic moment for him, and Ellie and Chick mock the whole proceedings - all with disastrous results.

The Younger Man

Friends

The One With The Five Steaks And An Eggplant

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Monica gets promoted and invites the gang to an expensive restaurant to celebrate, causing Rachel, Phoebe and Joey (the "have nots") to really feel the disparity between their incomes and Ross, Monica and Chandler's (the "haves"). Matters get worse when the "have nots" feel the "haves" are extending charity by offering to pay their way so they can all see a Hootie and the Blowfish concert to celebrate Ross' birthday. The whole money issue fades when Monica is unexpectedly fired from her job. Meanwhile, a lonely woman (looking to reunite with a former lover named Bob) gets Chandler's answering machine. Chandler, who was screening calls, picks up and, pretending to be Bob, sets a date with her, planning to be there to pick up the pieces when Bob doesn't show. His evil plan works and he gets a date (which leads to his actually HAVING SEX for the first time in ages), only to have the whole thing backfire when the woman calls Bob (and, of course, gets Chandler who again pretends to be Bob) and confides in him that this new lover (Chandler) wasn't very good.

The One With The Bullies

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Two guys come into the coffeehouse and "bully" Chandler and Ross, telling them never to come back to Central Perk again. Ross and Chandler avoid the coffeehouse for awhile, but eventually decide to confront their fears and the two bullies. As all four guys get ready to "settle things" with their fists, two robbers try to run off with the watches and keys the combatants have laid aside. Their common pursuit of the thieves brings them together and the bullies agree "everything's cool." Phoebe (with Rachel and Joey) goes to her dad's house again, determined to meet him. She is chased back to the car by a tiny, yet ferocious, dog, and decides it's still not the "right" time to meet her dad. Driving away, she accidentally runs over the dog. The vet fixes him up and when Phoebe returns it, she meets her step-mother and learns that her dad also abandoned this family a few years back. The nice thing is, Phoebe and her half-brother meet and do a little sibling bonding. Meanwhile, Monica gets hooked on the stock market and loses all her savings (one hundred and twenty seven dollars). Totally broke, she has to take a job in a theme restaurant where the staff wears costumes and lip synchs to cheesy pop tunes.

The One With The Two Parties

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It's Rachel's birthday and Monica wants to throw her a party. Trouble is, Rachel's parents are divorcing and cannot remain civil to one another, so Monica plans to only invite Rachel's mom. Rachel's dad shows up unexpectedly, and the gang sets up an impromptu "second party" at Joey and Chandler's place for him to go to. Ross suffers through several awkward situations with Rachel's dad while trying to keep him from discovering the other party. Rachel ends up bouncing back and forth between the two parties and winds up depressed when she realizes this is how the rest of her life will be. Meanwhile, Phoebe starts sneaking people out of Monica's boring party (a la a concentration camp) and over to the wild and fun party at the guys' place.

The One With The Chicken Pox

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Phoebe's excited because her "Submarine Guy" (Charlie Sheen), who resurfaces every two years to spend three days with her, is coming to New York for two weeks! But Phoebe catches the chicken pox from Ben, and when Ryan arrives, it turns out he hasn't had the chicken pox either. He decides he would rather get them now than sacrifice the time with Phoebe. So, they spend their two weeks together in Monica and Rachel's place and all they want to do is SCRATCH. And Joey's still looking for a job, so Chandler encourages him to use his acting skills and fake it as an entry level processor at Chandler's company. Joey takes it a little too far, making up all sorts of stuff about his character, "Joseph," and Joseph's family. Joseph becomes a great thorn in Chandler's side until Chandler decides his character "Chandy," really wants Joseph to quit, so he embarrasses him by sleeping with his "wife." And Monica lets Richard really see her true anal-retentive nature. She is relieved when Richard not only is accepting of her weird habits, but confesses to having a few himself.

The One with the Donor

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Joey arranges for a reluctant Rachel to help Charlie shop for some new clothes. Phoebe comes along as well, and Charlie overhears Phoebe and Rachel talk about Rachel's feelings for Joey; but Charlie thinks it was Phoebe who has feelings for him. Phoebe is invited to a party which Mike will also be attending, and stresses about looking great but pretending to be over him. But on her way, she runs into her old flame, David (the Scientist guy), and changes her plans. Ross has a chance to be the keynote speaker at a Paleontology convention in Barbados; when he's making his pitch to the deciding professor, it puts him to sleep. Chandler and Monica visit their Doctor about reproductive options, and begin searching for a sperm donor. Chandler invites a likely but unsuspecting candidate (Zack) to dinner, and he gets a little creeped out by the odd questions Chandler and Monica are asking. In the end they decide to adopt.

The One with Rachel's Going Away Party

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Rachel finishes preparations to go to Paris. Monica and Chandler pack up their apartment with the gang's help. While packing, Chandler finds a pair of fur-lined handcuffs and has trouble tracking down their owner. During a going away party for Rachel, she says individual goodbyes to everyone except Ross; he's upset and confronts her, leading to a passionate kiss. Erica goes into labor.

King of the Nerds

Return of the Nerds Rap

King of the Nerds: Judgment Day

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Twelve new Nerds arrive at Nerdvana to compete for $100,000. The Nerds must create Rube Goldberg-type devices and go deep into the worlds of steampunk and anime. When the first two Nerds face elimination, only Nerdzilla can save them. Hosted by Curtis Armstrong and Robert Carradine. Danika McKellar, Adam Sadowsky and Michael McMillian guest star.

And Now for Something Different

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With $100,000 on the line and the right to be called King or Queen, the Nerds let loose. Cosplay is back and even nerdier, if that's possible. Cosplay-trix extraordinaire Ya Ya Han returns to judge with "My Little Pony" star Tara Strong. And Billy Boyd from "Lord of the Rings" tosses one team into Mount Doom. Tears, jeers and too many beers in Nerdvana lead to alliances, talk about sex and a devilish Nerd Off with some Knights who say Ni!

The Gods Are Angry

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In this destined-to-be classic episode, the Nerds travel back in time to raise great triremes and cross the "Adriatic Sea." (It's a pool.) When a big Nerd reveals a particularly barbaric side, a dark cloud threatens NerdvanaÂs party-all-the-time attitude. And Pom Pom Kitty attempts a coup on Curtis.

Do They Choose Wisely or Poorly

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Nerd Anthem is back! And with the Nerds being picked off one by one, the secret alliance has to think about the future. Will they hit the right note and survive another week? One of the Nerds decides it is a good idea to get in a fight with guest judge Moby, and when Lisa Loeb and Travie McCoy back him up, it gets awwwwkward.

Nuclear Nerd Games

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Penn Jillette and Rachelle Lefevre star in the ultimate Nerdy Game night. But when the Nerds go off the rails and Rachelle offers herself as tribute, the Secret Six alliance implodes. Armageddon comes to Nerdvana, and one Nerd is unable to survive the nuclear fallout of the Nerd Off.

Murder at Nerdvana

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In the darkest episode yet in the storied history of Nerdvana, Pom Pom Kitty is Scooby Doo-ed, and it is up to the intrepid Nerds to determine what monster is behind her disappearance. A master strategist struggles with loyalty, and two of the brainiest bash zombie brains to survive another night. When the teams are disbanded, they must sally forth into the darkness ahead alone.

Invasion of the Nerd Snatchers

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With $100,000 looming and the title of King of the Nerds drawing nigh, the remaining Nerds find themselves thwarted by an Alien Queen -- with one observant Nerd finding a key stratagem in Nerdvana. Acid melts the face of a Nerd, while another must play Games with a capital G to win in this double-elimination episode.

The Nerdtastic Finale

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There can only be one. The King or Queen is crowned after surviving a gauntlet of impossibly Nerdy challenges and stratagems. A wise-cracking Monster visits our planet with the help of Stan Winston Studios and Legacy Effects. Season 3 culminates in one of the most shocking endings yet. Awesome sauce anyone?

Seinfeld

The Secret Code

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While George balks at giving his secret bank code to Susan, Jerry is hired to do a commercial for appliance dealer Leapin' Larry. However, when Jerry's foot falls asleep during their first meeting, the one-legged Larry is sure he's being cruelly mocked. And when Jerry's friend Fred doesn't remember her from a party, Elaine wants to know why, while Kramer's fascination with firefighters leads him to buy an emergency scanner. Meanwhile, in hopes of salvaging an evening with Elaine and her boss, clothing catalog legend J. Peterman, Jerry tricks George into joining them.
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When Elaine gets another offer from Fred, she calls Peterman to cancel ... but not Jerry and George. So when Jerry comes up with an excuse, too, George ends up at a hospital with Peterman's dying mother, where his bank code becomes her final word. Stranded by Elaine once again at the funeral, George is left with Peterman, who's intent on uncovering the meaning behind his mother's dying words. Meanwhile, after apologizing to Leapin' Larry, Jerry accidentally sets his appliance store ablaze and unknowingly helps Kramer realize a lifelong dream of driving a hook and ladder truck.
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Told of a fire at Leapin' Larry's, Peterman takes George to see if they can help. Spotting someone with his sleeve stuck in the burning building's automated teller machine, Peterman demands George's secret bank code to help rescue the endangered man. And upon learning that the code and his mother's dying words are one and the same, he accuses George of killing her. Finally, other than satisfying her curiosity, Elaine realizes that dating Fred was a big mistake.

The Pool Guy

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When Elaine has an extra ticket to a museum's costume show, Jerry suggests asking Susan. However, worried about mixing his life with Susan with that of his friends, George tries to keep it from happening.

The Sponge

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While sponsoring Kramer for an AIDS Walk, Jerry spots the name of an old college classmate on the sign-up sheet. Over Elaine's objections, he copies down Lena Small's phone number and calls her for a date. Worried that Lena would mind, Jerry then keeps secret just how he got the number until he's forced to tell George in confidence.