Oh, huh. I coulda sworn it was more cluttered when I left for work this morning…

“It was.”

Okay, what is going on here? And why are you whispering? We’re all alone here.

“But that’s just the thing, Jennifer. We aren’t alone.”

Huh?

“The house! It’s haunted! Don’t you see, I didn’t sweep the living room! A ghost did!”

Wait, really?

“Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes!”

We’ve got a house haunted by chore-doing ghosts? That’s… that’s…

“Terrifying!”

I was actually going to say amazing. Two quick questions, do they know how to use the washer and dryer and can they iron?

“What are you talking about?? This is not amazing. They’re ghosts, Jennifer! GHOSTS! C’mon, pack your bags! We are out of here!”

Not a chance! We are staying right here!

“What? You want to stay with the ghosts?”

You’re damn right I do! We made a deal two years ago: you stay at home and work on your writing if you complete some really basic chores around the house. Well, two years later I still have to clean your beard trimmings off the rim of the sink. So what then? We move into this old house because you thought it would inspire your work, and I said okay. But no! I put my foot down here! We WILL not leave simply because there are ghosts in this house WHO TAKE INITIATIVE!

“But what about me, babe? I feel so tense and scared, I can barely write!”

Honey, you barely wrote anything before. What page are you on after two years? Twelve? And besides, maybe one of the ghosts is a writer and can help you out…

Wear this shirt: because it’ll make you feel BOoOOotiful.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it doesn’t match your BOOoOoOOOOoOOooOts.

This shirt tells the world: “I a member of the class known as the BOOoooOoOOOoOoOOoOoOoooOOOurgeoisie.”

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)

Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton

Manufactured In: Honduras

Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)

Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton

Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh

Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

About the Artist

Spiritgreen

They say that Spiritgreen haunts this stretch of highway. They say every year, on the anniversary of his death, you’ll see his ghost wandering along the side of the road. Nobody’s sure why, considering he died in a casino some 80 miles away.

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