-,—._- ,---„— "B_obTs" CoarLiniNTs. two week* .•hind time as usual, to you Sandy. Wbbat.—T he customary predictions about wheat are cropping out in the pa pers. Wise, very wlee. Stb-Nqk BkiST.—The veal-horsei-l pede. Why not call it a colt, and be done with It f Pleasant.—To lee a eqtiib from tbe Native copied into Public Opinion, n London paper. At List r.e have got a Gordomville correipondent who H__n'Htll_l his t linen. Thanki, kind sir. Keep "and next year we will double yotr -__v___—lf w* had no better man ner! than tlie month of March, we would be ashamed of ourielvei. To fee constantly blowing your bad breath to peoples'faces. Shah! shall I Oodby for March, a good number, Young America, alio (rood; Little Cor ■ poral, very good ; and other!, .i good, •are on our table. Indeed we get noth log but good papers; everything ie g0... A.aim.— Let us drop the Cockney inn, vheel-lioree-ipede and call thr tiling what it really is, a wheel-horse. And tbe rider in tha beginning, ii gen e...

——... _.___* „» i_._ . ah.... The barn-door creaked, Aad the old roof leaked, While All th*:rats In the stable squeuked ; The thunder roiiretl, And the rain-drops poured, Till the chickens thought they were over board. The cows and sheep, Iv a frightened heap, "Ware hurrying homeward helter-skslter; While the farmers boys, With a dreadful noise, Ware trying to drive them Into shelter. How the roosters crowed, And the oxen lowed, A— the storm-king over tho building rode ■ To each shrub and flower, Cume a exiling shower, Hut all the milk in the pans turned sour. The storm had past. For the rain at last o—it tired ml tumbling down so fait; And said Farmer Wood, As at work he stood, "Tills raln'll do us a heap of good." He cast his eye To the clearing sky. And saw a rainbow gleam on high; From the arching blue Of the sky It grew, Twas pink and yellow and every hue. "Look there," he said To his young son Fred, "After the storm sec the sunbeam shining; —emembcr throng life, In all care an...

,«OBISGE C. H.,~~ FIUDAV MORNING,:::::::::::MAItCH 5, 18UII. ,M-wsi>.u'i;i; tins. Postmasters are required to give not ico by letter wbwu a subscriber does not take his neper from the oiBoe; and jr'n* tha reason i.ir its net, being taken, isVtlecting to do ao asal ea 'postmaster responsible to the pub ..fchci Ljr the payment. Any person who take* a paper regularly from the postomoc, whether no has subscrib ed or not, is responsible for the payment of tho snbacripi ion. . A person ordering; his paper discontinued BAUSI pay all arrearages, or the publisher may cwtinue tv send it until payment lo made, and collect the whole amount, whether it is taken from the oilice or not. Tho courts have decided that refusing to take a paperand periodical from the post oillce, or removing and leaving them uncall ed lor, is prima faete evidence of intentional fraud. ■AliV IrVTEBEST IN THE NATIVE VIRGINIAN FOR S-A-XjEZ. I WISH to dispose of my interest in tho Motive Virginian. Tlie paper has a larg...

•IEOEL SNOOKS. A VSKT 3IOCRMFUL BALLAD CONCERNING A I.IWIIII OF THAT II.X. In his dark den sat lawyer Snooks, Great piles of script around him grew; Els table held as many book* A* was a table able to. For Slegcl (»uch the name he bore) Was learned In law and equity; Fnlt many a baffled lawyer su-oio At Sicgel's eagle legal eye. His brow was stern; his lip was sad; And twl>t his eye* a n-isc arose; But If the Jewish shape it had, Or Greek or Itoman, no man knows. (Ttra*i all three, and I guess aright,) A foe lo all tho world was he ; And like Bom* Demon of the Night, * At raeu he leveled deviltry. For ruined homes, dlshonor'd biers. Or groans, or curses, naught cared he; He would have drowned the werld in tear*, Ko l.c might "'get a little fee!" He wipes Ids pen—looks up—wilh fright He starts, for bursting on his view; Stood near his desk a lady bright; Sure never brighter, writer knew. Her face so fair, so purely grand, Were theme* to write a sinnet on; She wore a sea-green bonn...

'-■al ____________ra_-____4____a KISSIMi. Bltllng to-r ht in my eliamher, A bachelor frigid and lonely, I kiss the en l ot my pipe-stein— That, and that only I Reveries rise with the smoke wreathe*— Memories teuuer surround me; _irls that are marled or buried liailu-r iir.nii' I me. School-girls in pantalet* romping— Girl* that have grown to be misses; Girls that tils* to be kissed, and Like to t;ive kisses. Kisses—ah, well I remember! Those lv the corner were fleetest; Sweet were those "on the sly ;" thoae in the Dark were the sweetest. TO A ROASTING GOOSE. Ah I goose 1 you hissed one day at me— I feared thy noisy cackle; But now thou'rt on the pit, with glee I hear thee hiso and crackle ! _ ___ Thou now art brown, thou mica was white- Pride once was thee out-putting; But now of pride thou'rt empty quite, And filled with onion stuffing. But yet, though dead, I fear thee still— I love thee, yet I quiver; Thy savory, toothsome carcass Will, I know, upset my liver! A smart thing—a mus...

BOIL IT DOWN. BY nAUHT DOD. •ft 11 at ever you have to say, my friend, Whether witty, grave or gay, Condense as much as ever you can, Ind say it the readiest way ; 1 whethot you write of rural affairs, r particular things In town, t take a word of friendly advice— 801 llt down. • If you go spluttering over a page, *hen r, couple of lines would do, ir butter Is spread so much, you see, hat the bread looks plainly through, when yon have a story to tell, .nd would like a little renown, make iiulte sure of your wish, my friend, 801 l it down. When writing an article 'or the press, Whether prose or verse, Just try, To utter your thoughts In the fewest words, And let them be crisp and dry. And when It Is finished, and you suppose", It Is done exactly brown, Just look over it again, and then l_oil it down. For editors do not like la print An article lazily long; And the general reader does not care For a couple of yards of song. Do gather your wits in the smallest space If you'd win the au...

ftalifti t RANGE C. H.,~< sc RIDAX MORXINQ,:::::::::::::APRII. 3, 1.6!». tNEt.VSPAI'EIt _L,AWS. e( Postruastjers are required to give notice hy Si ittur wlib-i a subscriber doss not hike his oi i per from the office; and givw the reason v >r its nut. being taken. Neglecting to do so lakes iposli.cisterieKpoiisibletolheinih- ;~ ;n!ier lor the puyhieut. U Any person who takes a paper regularly w rum the postofflce, whether he hiis suTiscrih- . ■ dor not, is responsible tot the payment of *-' he nulls,■ilplloii. |A person ordering iiis paper discontinued mist pay all arrearages, or the publisher may . ontinue to send it until payment is nuule, ~ nd collect the whole amount, whelher it Is aken from the utlieeor not. ti The courts have decided that refusing to alee a paper and periodical from the post- s ilHee. ov removing and leaving them uncali- _ d for, is prtma facte evidence of inteiitiomil rail.l. Few communities are so poorly ofl' I ihat they cannot boast of at least one i '...

j §m%kixl* ! ._ SERENADE. I will not ask to press that cheek, Without a guarantee That nature spreads the pearl and led 1 Which there I always see j t Those lustrous lips I will not touch, Unless you promptly say , That their bright hue Is fast and true, And will not wash a way. | T .use brilliant eyes may owo their charm To liellodenna's use, , Coraplcxlon tints, I've heard dark hints, ') Are c.ianged by walnut Juice; And If I ask the dearest girl t For whom alone I live, I For one long tress to kiss and bless, n It mayn't be hers to give. The penciled brow, the raven lash, Are open to a doubt, " And some mistrust, but they're unjust, i The shape I rave about; Bo In this dubious state of things, ] And as the weather's warm, r 1 will not seek to press that cheek, Or ask to clasp that form. ' Jffifij attft __M!__ The lady -whose peace of mind j was broken is having it repaired. i —— The hope is sure which has its ! , foundation in a virtue. , If there was no clouds we should J not cn...

-.~OKAK6I f. H.,~. — | FKIDA V MORWINa,K:K::^r::Ai , RIL », USD. — * - . __- _..■■■ -. ~.,,-,, ■—- ,N-\V SPAPKU LAWS. Postnastera are required to give notice by letter wbtu a subscriber does uoi take Ins lx per from the ofllcc; aud give the-reason Tor Its u-i being taken, Neglecting to do so makes vpoul master responsible Us the pub lisher !-.r me payment. Any person who takes a paper regularly "from the postorrlce, whether hw lias subscrtb . d or not, la responsible tor the payment of ttie subscription. ||A permiu ordering his paper discontinued ■lust | my nl 1 arrearages, or the publisher may continue to send It until puyment is made, and collect the whole amount, whether It Is taken from the ollice or not. The courts have decided that refusing to take a paper and periodical from the post since, or removing anil leaving them uncall ed for, it prima facie evidence of Intentional fraud. People who live in the country snd who read only Southern newspapers have no earthly conception o...