Our human seems sad today, Elba. Humans seem to go out of their way to feel bad. You're right â€¦ they don't eat when they're hungry, they do eat when they're not hungry, don't sleep nearly enough, hardly ever chase string â€¦ They practically make an institution of unhappiness! Oh, kitty! Valentine's Day is coming up and nobody cares!

Elba A. Alligator. Pet Psychiatry. Once we would see your depression as part of larger social and environmental problems â€¦ But now the trend is to reduce complex thoughts into the latest "hot" diagnosis. What might that be? "Feline Attitude Disorder," or "FAD."

Elba A. Alligator. Pet Psychiatrist. I think you need therapy, Sasha. Ok â€¦Now, why are you depressed? Well â€¦ It's like no one really cares! Like everyone's just trying to get something from me, you know? Psychiatric Help $180.00/Hr. Tic Tic Tic. Current Charges $137.59. Hmmm ... Let's explore these delusions of yours.

I can't help you tame that cat, but I heard of a guy who lives out in the countryâ€¦ â€¦ He's got a gentle way with a cat, and I hear he can work wondersâ€¦ â€¦ They call him â€¦ The Cat Whisperer. Psst! Whisper Whisper. ?