There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde
hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the
blonde jokes.

One day she decided to get makeover. She cut
and dyed her hair brunette and went driving
down a country road, searching for someone
who would appreciate her for her intelligence.
When she came across a herd of sheep, she
stopped and called the shepherd over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.

"Well thank you," said the herder.

"Tell you what, I have a proposition for you,"
said the woman. "If I can guess the exact
number of sheep in your flock, can I take
one home?"

"Sure," agreed the Shepherd. So the girl sat
up and looked at the herd for a second and
then replied: "382".

"Wow," said the shepherd. "That is exactly
right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you
want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put
it in her car.

Then the herder said: "Okay, now I have a
proposition for you. If I can guess the real
colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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