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Thursday, February 18, 2010

You Fucking Skag

See I told you that more drama was coming. Just have to wait. I have to say I really enjoy these glimpses into why you like my blog.

The other night Nick's wife gets the credit card bill. Guess what is on it? A trip to Chicago. The airline said that there would be no names on the bill however when the statement came it said "Passengers: Michele and Nick". Obviously this sent his unstable little slut into a British hissy fit. Michele let me listen to the voice mail. I am not sure what a skag is but it can not be good. She has left a couple of nasty emails. You have to love the British way of expressing anger: "Do not ever darken my door again you traitorous skag!". Very proper. I should try a rant in that style.

As we were laughing about this woman who cheated on Nick for a year being angry at Michele she told me another story. Apparently his wife had her sister in town. The whole family is a bunch of looners apparently. His wife starts getting down on her sister about something and all of the sudden the sister is beating the crap out of her. Slamming her head into a wall. Police were called in. Very interesting stuff.

No real updates to speak of for myself. Nick is meeting with his lawyer in March and I should have a better idea if my wife can suck dick into another marriage soon or not. She is pretty skilled so I am hoping for the best.