Today's TV Talk includes Prince taking over the "Arsenio" show last night, and telling a Portland woman that her boyfriend was breaking up with; and the least-informative teaser imaginable for Season 7 of "Mad Men."

But Warfield wasn't the only Portland element on the show. At one point, Arsenio Hall brought someone from the audience to sit down with him and Prince. The audience member was a guy named Steven, with long hair, a skinny tie, and an untucked white shirt (I hear the "Portlandia" comments coming even as I type this.) Steven told Prince and Hall (after first trying to sit in Prince's lap) that he had recently moved to Los Angeles. But he left his girlfriend in Portland.

Prince got on the phone with the girlfriend, Keegan, in Portland, and finds out the lowdown about her seeing the ex. Prince started quoting himself (and why shouldn't he?), playing around with his intro to "Let's Go Crazy," and then paraphrasing "When Doves Cry."

"This is what it sounds like," he told Keegan, "when Steven breaks up with you."

See it for yourself below:

"Mad Men" and the give-nothing-away teaser: "Mad Men" showrunner Matthew Weiner is notoriously spoiler-averse. So it shouldn't be surprising that the first teaser trailer for Season 7 tells us a whole lot of nothing about what to expect.
This much we know: Don Draper (Jon Hamm) is still in the show. Now, there's a bombshell revelation. Well, this much we also know -- the first half of Season 7 begins on April 13.