JUPITER, Fla. (AP) -- St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa was arrested Thursday on suspicion of drunken driving after police said they found him asleep inside his running sport utility vehicle at a stop light and smelling of alcohol.

La Russa, 62, gave two breath samples and was determined to have a blood alcohol content of 0.093 percent

Passed out with only a .093 BAC? My 2 year old cousin could drink him under the table.

Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic.