So, things could be going better. Obama’s presidency has pretty much fireballed through the last year and half. The EU is in the process of collapsing. Were boots on the ground in Lybia. And now our right to free speech is being threatened. At least, I don’t see how this can be a good thing. It’s never a good thing.

But, there comes a certain point in everyone’s life where you just have to point and laugh. This point has arrived for me. I laugh. I chortle. I guffaw. At everything. Sometimes Most of the time, it’s not even funny. There’s not a lot to laugh about lately but you can’t go through life without any joy. You have to find something to laugh about. Like, for instance, the fact that my cats have mastered the art of shooting nerf darts at their humans (Seriously. It’s quite entertaining.) I brought the trash can of doom inside last night. I’m regretting it though since it’s raining right now and it’d be better to let the buggers drown. Nasty lil’ things.

Wonder who figured that one out. Kinda obvious isn’t it? You’d think, that with all the high tech whatchamacallits they could’ve figured out that the leader of the OTHER guys, wanted to kill our leader. sheesh.

In other news, Another russian P.O.S. car is now on the market. A brand new “lady granta” Took 5 tries to start. even with all the B.S. they poured into it to make it start for the extra propaganda. Lol. This is why I never buy russian cars. I like my cars to stay in one piece over 40 mph (that’s 60 kph for everyone else) Anyway, May lady gaga never take fashion advice from you.

In other news, Weather men LIE, it did NOT snow… in fact, there was absolutely NO precipitation at all! (great for you rocket nuts!) I will be starting a petition to ban incorrect weather men soon! yay!

I just found out that where i live, It’s about to snow…. So bring on the shovels, road salt and kids building snowmen over fire hydrants! At least if there’s a couple feet of snow A certain idjit won’t fill up my trashcan! (yay) .

In other news the republicans clobbered the democrats last night! yay!

We voted out most of the Democrats but (somehow) harry reid won…. huh…. you’d think he’d be the first to go….. ahh well. Can’t have everything… : D

Well, todays the day…. Don’t forget to vote, yadda yadda…… according to S.Weasel, there’s a southpark marathon on the viva channel….. yay…. at least it’ll get the election outta my head…. yuck. I hate this time of year…. I also think i’m coming down with something… great……

A wealthy Australian has paid $5 Million dollars For a jewel encrusted Iphone 4.

*Sigh* Why? It’s stupid, In a couple months they’ll come out with a Iphone 5 ! And why spend so much on a phone? people lose those things! they get stolen, dropped, smashed, etc, why bother? It seems useless to pay so much for something like that….. ugh.

For all you “treehuggers” out there, Fresh from the Enviro-Nut Manufacturers comes, Glacier Body Condoms! (Not kidding.) So you can Finally get a restraining order From Mammals AND Inanimate objects.

As Spoken by EJ the Elder,

“Once again, they keep nature at arm’s length, the experience controlled, managed. They should do all this weird stuff naked, instead of not actually feeling the ice or the jungle. Then, they should construct a shelter, using green technology, of course, a sustainable, purpose-built biodegradable, right-sized earth dwelling, with no walls to keep nature out, or roof to shut out the sky. They should live there, in harmony with their like-minded earth-brothers, polar bears in the north, jaguars in the jungle. They would experience something real, really REAL, man, actually out there with real nature, just livin’, ya know? THAT would be really great, just great.”

The Greater Manchester Police Have Begun posting every “911” (999 over there.) call they receive onto the popular micro blogging site (well, supposedly popular…). Why? Isn’t that a invasion of privacy? What if i don’t want my entire block knowing that my 12′ Mickey Mouse Statue was stolen? And even if it is supposed to increase Inter-Station communication, Isn’t that what e-mail or radios or cell phones are for? Seems like yet another enabler for nosy people. Wonder when (“IF” hopefully. ) That’ll be coming across the pond for us… (if we don’t already have it.) At least in britain they tell you about it. (usually.)http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8063148/Police-report-every-incident-on-Twitter-for-a-day.html

Oh, Really quick, Ufo’s over New York, lemme know what you guys think, Hoax or real. They look like balloons to me though…

Oh, Before I forget! Sometime in last couple of days G.I.C. Reached over 1,000 views!!!! Right now it’s almost 1200! Thanks For the Views! I’ll Continue to bring…. well…. something…. Daily for a long time to come!