MAY is ABSOLUTELY NOT National Masturbation Month here in the UK

Some of our “leading sex” experts here in the UK have been peddling their propaganda, and telling us all that MAY is National Masturbation Month. So, I wanted to give them a bit of tantrick wisdom. National Masturbation Month is something that happens in fuckn America. Maybe Americans need to be educated about the joys of masturbation, British People, ABSOLUTELY NOT

We are a proud nation of absolutely and entirely great british wankers. These are the same “leading sex” experts that will be telling you at the end of the month that you are now addicted to porn, and masturbation.

So here is my fuckn tantrick knowledge for them. Get on with your own fuckn masturbation, and leave me alone with mine. National Month of Masturbation My arse. Do you know what some successful prostitues call people who call themselves “leading sex” experts?