Dick Pepperfield: I am here with owner/player/coach, Jackie Moon, and two of the Flint Tropics Ball girls. Hello ladies.Jackie Moon: You are a little tongue tied now aren't ya Dick?Dick Pepperfield: *Laughing* No no no, no no no. Mrs. Pepperfield is watching this, she watches all the broadcasts, and I just want you to know that I have no interest in these ladies what-so-ever. I think they are appalling.

Wanda: Wait! He's still a blue-blood! He can break the curse.Penelope: Max, I know this face repulses you... And I wouldn't, I wouldn't dream of asking you to accept it.Max: No... No... No...Penelope: But this isn't me, the real me is inside here somewhere just waiting to get out and you can make that happen and once the curse is broken I'll be just like anybody else.Max: What if the curse doesn't get broken? What if the curse can never be broken?Penelope: Then I'll kill myself. I promise, I promise I will.Penelope: Marry me, Max. Marry me.Max: I can't.Penelope: Get out.Max: I'm...Wanda: Get out. Get out.

Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs.