Halle Berry Put Kibosh on Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry

With word spreading today that Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry called it quits after just two weeks of dating, E! News reports Halle Berry had a hand in their break-up presumably after learning her daughter would be exposed to a walking urinal:

Apparently Halle was not happy with her ex’s hookup with Kim—and she let her feelings be known. “It was just too much to handle for Kim,” the source tells E! News. “She realized very quickly they were better off as friends.”

While Kim has already rebounded with NBA player Kris Humphries, Gabriel was last seen walking with a limp to the corner market to pick up a carton of Newports. He didn’t stop to talk to nobody and sure as hell didn’t forget them scratch-off tickets. “Kim Kardashian… Imma whoop them croissants out yo’ head, boy.”

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Oh, God!! They were never even a couple. Her family invited him by and he graciously accepted not even realizing what a big publicity mess everything is for this bunch. He saw her a total of 2-3 times and they were “dating?” C’mon.

IIuria, seriously, you don’t even know you dumb bitch. You only know what’s been reported. Halle Barry has more info than you do fucking moron. And ANYBODY WITH COMMON FUCKING SENSE will realize that a good-looking, semi-famous wealthy guy and Kim Kardashian are going to fuck. It has nothing to do with dating. Like the other guy said, WHAT ARE YOU HER FUCKING AGENT? Kim K gets around and isn’t shy about it, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IILURIA

What, so every good looking guy that has met Kim is gonna want to or has fucked her? The real question is how fucking stupid are YOU. You’re giving Kim too much credit. And then, after all the ranting about Iiluria acting like they know everything, you decide “yep, they are fucking for sure” based on…a ‘source’ close to the couple??

“Gabriel was last seen walking with a limp to the corner market to pick up a carton of Newports. He didn’t stop to talk to nobody and sure as hell didn’t forget them scratch-off tickets. ‘Kim Kardashian… Imma whoop them croissants out yo’ head, boy.'”

I don’t know what that statement is implying…but I know everytime he writes about a black or partially black or half black person, he starts with that ebonics bullshit. And, just like the country talk and fast food references with Britney, it’s gotten old.

OMG, a couple of famous people dated twice and didn’t get married…there MUST be a scandal behind it! Spin up the media machine, there’s speculation to be had! Queue up the file photos! Everyone chug some robitussin to get those creative juices flowing.

Gabriel Aubry called it quits just in time!!! He didn’t try to penetrate the “Black Hole” known as Kim’s ass and was able to escape without harm. I don’t blame Halle Berry at all for beating on her ex for dating Kardashian. Halle was thinking of her daughter and the type of influence Kim might have had on the girl. Kim would have taught the toddler all sorts of interesting things like ‘how to let a man pee on you without getting it in your eyes’ ‘how to hook up with athletes 101′ ‘how to keep your name in the spotlight even when you have no talent’ and ‘Chia Ass; how to have your own ass that grows’.

Yeah, ’cause winning an Oscar for basically doing soft core porn, while portraying a hard life, nasty ass, abusive, ghetto mom won’t do any damage to the kid. But Halle’ll be damned if her child is exposed to some media whore chick who got wrecked in a sex tape, and by a black man, none the less. Pffft. N-word, please! If it ain’t white, it ain’t right!