@devoyage “Mein arschloch essen” ?? What is that supposed to mean? you can’t eat an asshole. There is no expression in German that is anywhere near “Mein Arschloch essen.” Btw Arschloch is a noun an it’s spelled with a capital a.

obviously not to someone of your immense intellect Misanthrope.. it’s quite lucky your arse has the same physical properties as your head otherwise you’d be constantly up ended with your skinny little legs peddling in the air

@Daniel: Actually you can eat an arsehole. Just ask the tribes of Papua New Guinea circa 1800. “Hello savage, we are here to spread the word of God”. Fucking chomp! Or go to google.de images and search eating arseholes. Now fuck off from whence you came you fucking pillick.

Ps MsAnne long time listener first time caller, you were well wrong on the shite of the week thing but I’d still buy you a timtam.

devoyage…what? you can’t eat a hole. A hole by definition is an open fucking cavity lacking any substance. You can eat the sphincter, the bowel, the shit and all the items you’ve pushed up/had pushed up there since you were a wee lad, e.g. toy soldiers, pencils, pens, lego, paper clips, chicken wings, catholic semen, dildos, finger nails etc etc but you can’t actually eat the “hole” as that would be parallel to walking along the street and opening and closing your mouth in the vain attempt to eat the air when in actual fact all you’d be doing is inhaling oxygen and carbon dioxide, or in the case of an arsehole, poo particles.

Depends when you stop digging yourself into it……Not you MsAnne, but you set me up for the spike. Crusty I’m sure I just went over your head (boom!) but on behalf of all antipodeans fuck you and the cheeseburger you rode in on.

But, crusty – I guess that’s a TRUE grammar Nazi, right? I mean, you don’t have to be German to be one… fuck it, never mind. I don’t fucking know. Why are you asking me such hard questions? I need to eat lunch.