Monday, October 14, 2013

Watch Sesame Grow: week 15

Edition: I obviously didn't fix my hair before this picture

Size of baby: 4 inches long/about the size of an apple.Fun fact: Sesame has a heart rate of 160.Size of mother: Up a few elbees but still below pre-pregnancy weight. I know this because I went to the doctor today and their scale doesn't lie like mine does.What's on the menu: Bor to the ing. We had chicken wings the other night and instead of eating my usual embarrassingly high number, I ate 4. The times, they have changed.Worst part of the week: The pharmacy ran out of my (favorite) prescription. I refuse to believe my constant refills are the cause for the shortage. Also, I haven't seen the miniature pony again which is a real disappointment.Best part of the week: Christopher is the best part about my current awkwarduncomfortable situation. He takes such good care of me and always makes me tea or holds my hand when I'm feeling sick. He's my favorite, and not just because he bought Sesame his/her first stuffed animal.

Army wife, mother, borrower of all the cute children I come across, laugh-er at very inopportune moments, and matchmaker. I am an excessive user of commas, parentheses, italicizing, and exclamation marks. I'm proud to say I can hang a spoon from my nose. Clearly my talents are just endless.