WHAT?? Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbian? Millions of America
males are crying out in anguish- all their hopes and dreams dashed in an instant! First Ellen Degeneres and now this! Oh where will it all end? How were we to know?
Oh well, there is always Paula Poundstone....WHAT??...
WHAT??.............OH NO!!!!!

I can't believe you said that! Red-blooded males around the world (except Australia and parts of Europe ) have lusted after our Rosie since she first appeared. I even changed my work schedule just to see her lovliness on the afternoon show! And now this!

What I don't get, is how the media is all saying that Rosie O'Fat errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Donnell is so brave and blah blah blah for coming out. EVERYONE knew she was a carpetmuncher. Who cares? This is a perfect example of whats wrong with today's society. People come out all the time, but don't try and tell me that because Rosie O'Fat errrrrrrrrrrrr Donnell is a "celebrity" that it means more, is more important, or more brave than the next person. Rosie is fat, disgusting, annoying, loud, obnoxious(sp), fake, and a lesbian. Her being a lesbian is no big deal. If they want to say that she is brave, they should say she is brave for being on T.V. with all her other "qualities", or lack there of.

"Blond" is the only word in the English language that is dependant on gender. It's "blonde" for females, "blond" for males. I assume KROC meant a female blonde, so he should have used the "blonde" version.

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