Saturday, September 29, 2012

We all know how you can make it special, girl. He just wants to go downtown with a girl like you, and maybe you guys will find love in that hopeless place. Then one day, he might be da one you be dreamin bout all day, and he will always be standing under your umbrella. Don't break Kevin's heart by being unfaithful because he so ugly when he cries. He is not a rude boy that is into S&M, but he can make you feel like you are the only girl in the world. (See if you can find all the references.)

What makes this even better is that James Harden called him out and got mad jealous.

Friday, September 28, 2012

As you all know, NBA is finally implementing a system to prevent flopping, by administering the culprits fines after games.

One of the biggest offenders are the reigning champions Miami Heat, and yes, Clippers you are without a doubt flop city. But a major change this year, without Reggie Evans as one of the core guys, the Clips will definitely take big drop on the offender list.

Today was NBA media day and the coach of the Heat, Erik Spoelstra was asked some critical questions that are recorded by the press in form of tweets.

Kobe did an interview with Ellen today and talked about his not so friendly competition with Obama.

Skip to 3:39.

I bet the president's trash talk must be on point, with all the speeches he give that raises hope, imagine what he can do to mentally destroy you.
With that in mind and CIA around the court, how could Kobe focus on his game while, knowing that at any second some dude with sunglasses on will blow his leg off.

The scenario reminds me of space jam, remember the part where they showed Michael Jordan forced to play alien kids one on one, with his leg chained to a ball, so that he loses every game.
Yep, pretty much the same.

Apparently, Kevin Garnett hasn't talked to Ray Allen since he got signed to the Heat.

"I don't have Ray's number anymore," Garnett said at the Celtics' media
day Friday. "I'm not trying to communicate. I'm just being honest with
everybody in here. ... It's just what it is.

Pressed on why he cut off contact with Allen, Garnett added, "I choose
not to. I choose -- that's a choice I personally made. I told you all,
I'm very close to Ray. I know his family. I wish nothing but the best
for him and his family. I'm just making a choice on my own. That's all."

Wow. I can't wait for the Miami Heat and Boston Celtics opening game now. Can you imagine Kevin Garnett walk up to the Heat bench and purposely not greet Ray, leaving his teammate for the last 5 years hanging there, just watching KG turn his back to him.
What is even harder imagining is KG trying to hold his trash talk back, just so he can avoid talking to Ray.

Update with Video:

KG looked super hurt to talk about it, hey look on the bright side, you actually got better team mates out of it.

Skip to the 5 minute mark for a terrible Kobe impression, and watch the whole thing, if you want to see an over sized clown over exaggerating his love for Ellen.

Also Dwight mentions he had dreams of playing with Kobe Bryant, so WHY DID THE FREAKING INDECISION LAST SO DAMN LONG! I know that it was Orlando's choice, but the whole stint seemed like he had some control. Whatever I am glad it is over now and super ready for the season to start.

Can you even imagine the greatest basketball duo bust a move in those clothes, at their current age and to above all else Trey Songz's "Say Ahh." That is the epitome of a song that older people shakes their head to, and grumble about how the young generation ruined music.

I am mile high city's reckoning.
This works in so many ways, and basically speaks of Javale's potential in Denver.
He can either turn into one of NBA's biggest jokes (which he kind of is already), or change the franchise around and be a solid star.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Just a guess, but I think they are just catching up on the rookie hazing that they missed out on, during the lockout season, since
Marshon Brooks is a sopohmore now. And they didn't hold back either, they actually pulled off a good one, where as last time, they just made the rookie carry a hot pink purse around.
Did not need to see Reggie Evans half naked though and he better lay
off the popcorn, putting on all that weight, might break a back on his
flops this season. On second thought, go ahead Reggie, eat up!

Expected a lot more of an reaction, but hopefully it leads to revenge, the calm one always hit back hard.

Captain
Jack recently did an interview with the breakfast club - Power 105.1,
and I decided to summarize the 12 minute video for you guys, but you
should really watch it, its surprising entertaining.

Notes in chronological order:

Stephen Jackson does not work out during the offseason, because he feels like he's been doing this basketball thing too long.

Stephen
Jackson calls every NBA player that raps "WACK", except Kevin Durant
who is less WACK, and good enough just to make it to Stack5's album.

When Allen Iverson was mentioned, Stephen Jackson said he eats his lunch.

Acknowledged
Shaq was pretty good, but said that he had no swag because of his
height and weight, which doesn't really make sense.

He can't vouch for Metta World Peace's music, even though they fought together in malice in the palace incident.
The man lost 3 million dollars in that incident and put his career in
jeopardy and MWP didn't even thank him. Also a hilarious bit, where MWP
actually asked Jackson whether they were gonna get in trouble or not.

Stephen Jackson shot up a strip club to help his teammate out, bonus bro points.

Called
off his relationship with his now ex-fiancee on the DAY of the wedding,
because the she did not sign the prenuptial within the give time
window, and thinks she would have screwed him over, if he did wed.

During
the finals, it seemed like you and LeBron were having a style contest
with Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook of the Thunder. Who do you think
won?

"It wasn’t even close. We’re way better dressers than they are."

Ouch.
Seems like Wade didn't even acknowledge them as adversaries, he might
as well be holding on to Russ's pumping heart and screaming fatality, as
the point guard slowly withers. The young thunder must be feeling extra
down now that their hours and hours of work to put on the best outfit
after every game has gone down the drain. At least there is next season,
hopefully they will bring their A game, cheer up bros.
Source: TBJ

Uhhh, yea....
Just
when I thought Russell Westbrook can not get any crazier with his
fashion statements, he steps it up. This is just insane, but I think
there is a reason for this. We all agree (unless you find a compelling argument) that the other most popular "stylish" NBA player is Dwyane Wade,
who is a member of the Miami Heat that defeated Westbrook's Oklahoma
City Thunder. By my research, I have come to a conclusion that there MUST
be a competition between the two All-Stars, and the objective is to top
each others wackiest clothing. I for one, am looking forward to Wade's
answer to that crazy tight leopard shirt.

Chase Budinger was just chilling and watching the 2012 London
Olympics Women's Soccer Semifinal between Canada and USA. As you know,
the game ended with Alex Morgan's Header that gave the American team the
win, but what you didn't know was that at that same moment, Chase got
butterflies in his stomach, his heart beated faster than ever and
decided to proclaim his love for the striker on twitter. Hilarity
ensues.OH BURN! I mean that's COLD!!!

If you follow Dwyane Wade on twitter, your feed will more than likely
be occupied with the basketball player showcasing his unique "fashion choices."
Yes, we have seen him in hot pink pants, those despised hipster
glasses, and that sticker with his last name on his face but nothing is
more weird than his recent sudden obsession with socks. I don't know if
he saw RGIII's collection and got super jealous, but here some of the
pictures I have compiled through his twitter and some Google searches.
I am guessing he borrowed his girlfriend's socks.
Summer colors with winter boots?
I see you paparazzi, get a close up on my socks.
The socks look like a shirt my dad worn in the 70's.
You should just throw these into the fire.
Possibly the most ill matched combination.
Ugh.
It
is not just that the socks are just ridiculous, its just how ill
matching they are with the shoes. With the millions of dollars you earn
every year, for the love of god, get matching socks!