A truly terrifying Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Putin has ordered an historic alert of Federation military forces after confirmation was received from the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) that a nuclear bomb “device” of unknown origin has entered the European Union (EU) and NATO aligned nation of the Republic of Bulgaria for “purposes and/or reasons” currently unknown—but as Bulgaria is a Black Sea located country, an atomic “dirty bomb” attack on the Federal District of Crimea cannot be ruled out. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

So grave is this threat, this report notes, the MoD has mobilized massive numbers of Airborne Forces, Aerospace Forces and the Black Sea Fleet troops—and that Airborne Force Commander Colonel-General Andrei Serdyukovdescribed as: “For the first time in the Russian army’s history the Airborne Forces’ three large units were simultaneously alerted as part of the drills and partly redeployed to Crimea with weapons and equipment.”

Once alerted to the supposed theft of this “highly dangerous” radioactive substance Ir-192 from the Americans, this report continues, the Border Service of the Federal Security Service (BS-FSB) installed its “nuclear signature” into all of the radiation detectors deployed at all “critical path junctions” (borders/train stations/airports, etc.) throughout the Federation and Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS) aligned nations—most importantly in this instance at the Gomel Airport in Belarus.

Though the exact name and owner of the cargo aircraft flying from Armenia to Bulgaria with this “highly dangerous” radioactive substance Ir-192 aboard it is known to the SVR, this report concludes by its noting that the inclusion of this information in this general Kremlin MoD information release is prohibited due to its high secret classification—but leaves us wondering why the SVR has requested further information from the US, EU and NATO as to why this aircrafts flight plans include travels to Germany, London, Jordan and New York City within the coming week.