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Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Never argue with a Woman – who reads!

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Queensland. Thehusband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. Onemorning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided totake a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to takethe boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued toread her book. Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside

the woman and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading abook," she replied, (thinking, "Isn't thatobvious?"). "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "I'msorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have alltheequipment. For all I know youcould start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and book you ." "If youdo that, I'll have to charge you with sexualassault," said the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," said theRanger."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you couldstartat any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.