Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.

TheSpoof.com nuisance, Jesus Budda has said that he's "not bothered" writing any more "sh*tty little stories" as he never bothers reading his own work so he wouldn't expect anyone else to do so either.

The fat, stupid bastard was speaking to himself from the inside of his tiny mind while enjoying a lovely cup of tea inside his temporary home which is the second 'L' of the legendary Hollywood sign.

"Most of the stuff I type is shit - plain and simple", he said, "rambling, expletive-filled bullshit about nothing and no one that serves little or no purpose other than allowing sheep to wipe their asses after a nice shit".

None of the other spoof writers were bothered giving a reaction as most of them could care less. In fact, most were upset that Budda didn't go further and actually just fuck off from the site for good.

"I'm staying for the time being as I'm a lazy bastard", said Budda as he stroked...erm...himself, "I'm full of shit. I lie practically 99% of the time so I'll probably be back writing in an hour or two."

As a parting messsage on his last ever story, Budda had this to say:

"MERRY CHRISTMAS once and all from Jesus Budda to everyone and everything".

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