And you thought that Steve Jobs was the master of the pitch. Not at all, as this German fellow will demonstrate.

Using a combination of panache, and sleight of hand, the salesman melds the physical world and the on-screen domain of the iPad in a way that unites the two. Then you get to eat the cookie, as you will see.

Hit the clip, and don’t worry if your German is rusty, you won’t need it. The clip’s charm is in the tones, and motions of the guy at work, no in his individual words.

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