All The Stadiums Dave Could Hypothetically Fill If He Were To Do A Live Unboxing

We were talking about Dave's unboxing last night at Willie's live DJ Zoom birthday party (yes, he actually did that) and we were trying to put into perspective how many people watch his streams. You hear a number like "seventy-thousand" and it doesn't really set in how massive that is. Don't get me wrong, it's does, but you don't think of seventy-thousand actual human bodies. You just think of the number. So to put it into perspective we started listing out all the stadiums he could hypothetically fill if he were to do a live unboxing. Before you go through the list, imagine him standing at the fifty yard line of each of these places, covered in weapons, just ripping through packages. Dildos, dick gummies, shirts, liquor, live fish- all of it. What a hilarious visual. Here ya go...

Gillette Stadium Capacity- 65,878

Heinz Field - SteelersCapacity - 68,400

Century Link Field - Seahawks Capacity - 69,000

Levi's Stadium - 49ersCapacity - 68,500

First Energy Stadium - Cleveland BrownsCapacity - 67,895

US Bank Stadium - VikingsCapacity - 66,655

Ford Field - LionsCapacity - 65,000

Lucas Oil Stadium - ColtsCapacity - 63,000

Soldier Fields - BearsCapacity - 61,500

Lincoln Financial Field - EaglesCapacity - 69,172

Nissan Stadium - TitansCapacity - 69,143

There are others but you get the idea. He could also fill every single NBA stadium at least twice over. Other notable venues include...

Radio City Music HallCapacity - 6,015

Sydney Opera HouseCapacity - 5,738

Hollywood BowlCapacity - 17,500

Red Rocks Park Amphitheater Capacity - 9,525

And on and on it goes. We are living in a simulation, friends. Pray for Dave's hands. Pray for Spider...Tune into the unboxing HERE.