From the “Life is one Big VideoGame” Departement: Man with Sword in Mall

Awesome, this guy totally forgot he wasn’t on his console, and when he saw someone who looked like a troll, he grabbed a sword from a kiosk in a mall and set about trying to score some hit points… Now he’ll get to play those cool games called “Prison Break II: Damn it’s hard to dig a tunnel with a spoon” and “Don’t Drop the Soap”, which unfortunately have a 5-20 year episode timing…