Of course you do. You lushes. I'm guilty too. Remember that time I lost my pants and danced around with a Chucky doll? You don't? Well, forget I mentioned that. It was a long time ago anyways. Over a year, in fact.

There's a new website that just opened today. If you like collegehumor.com or ebaumsworld.com, this is a site for you.

Dirty Margarita is the home of the drunk dial. Call the number and leave a message, and it'll post as an audio file immediately to the website. The first drunk dial contest winner will receive a free 1 year FARK.com membership, worth $60. There will also be telephone karaoke contests coming soon.

Check out the drink recipe database. Pick out the types of liquor on your shelf, and dirtymargarita.com will give you a list of cocktails to create with the ingredients you have available.

LOL on your tiki bar story! I know exactly where that is...my friends and I wind up there on occasion. I usually don't go too nuts there because man, if you had a hangover on all those super-sugary drinks, you would be one miserable sod the next day. In fact, it's probably all the fruity syrupy goodness that will make you sicker than the actual alcohol content.

But I'm a fan of the coconutty drinks myself...the Ko-ko-mo and the Chief's Calabash in particular. ;)

I'm on it. Thanks for the link to your articles. You're a total pro at this type of content and I anticipate I'll learn a thing or two from you. I'm heading up to my brother's 22nd bday party tonight, and he lives in a frat house, so I'll need a bit of brushing up.