Why would the 28-year-old star allegedly do it? Was he possessed by Sammy Sosa? Is he a graduate of the Manny Ramirez School of Baseball? Did he just want to mash more homers? Nope. Turns out there are several other reasons you may not be aware of:

1. Hey, if your job was in Milwaukee, you’d need something to take the edge off, too.

2. He didn’t think anyone would notice that he jumped from being the size of Prince Fielder’s pinky to being the size of Prince Fielder’s thumb.

3. He wants to do HGH again, so he can tell kids two Brauns don’t make a right.