Do, Dump or Marry? Michael Phelps

Olympic swimming champ Michael Phelps dove into some hot water when he was photographed taking a bong hit, but that has not kept the 14-Olympic gold medal winning Adonis from keeping some lucrative endorsement deals, including some new Subway sandwich ads opposite Jared, the usual spokesperson.

But enough about the nonessential. Is this buff swimmer (who sometimes looks — to me—either totally hot, kinda douchey, or a tad dorky) a do, dump or marry?

He really is not cute to me at all but I know people who say that he is nice. Also he has not made a complete mess of hang out spots in Fells Point, so I say dump but I would actually rather go drinking and dancing with at the 8X10 bar then over to Jimmy's for brunch in the morning.

I never really really liked him that much, but he's worth a do at least once.The whole "bag over the head" thing TOTALLY reminds me of Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) in Nip/Tuck where he does the lady he just finished plastic surgery on with a paper bag over her head! It's kind of sad...

I never really really liked him that much, but he's worth a do at least once.
The whole "bag over the head" thing TOTALLY reminds me of Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) in Nip/Tuck where he does the lady he just finished plastic surgery on with a paper bag over her head! It's kind of sad...

Do, but only as long as there were blackout curtains in the room and I was blindfolded. I don't think I could resist that body, but his mouth/teeth freak me out.... kind of like when you hear banjos play the theme from deliverance.... scary, bad, hillbilly thoughts.