I'm gonna live me life slow at a comfortable pace
They call me grandad cause it's written al over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight cause we're gonna die old

Live fast die old

Not that old, twenty-three
Got my life ahead of me
whats the point of having fun?
I'll do it when I'm eighty-one
My favorite party's when nobody attends (You know)
I'm in my pants watching a box set of Friends (For sure)

Oh my god they're at it again (yeah)
making my songs sound better again (double rhyme)
Parody is easy, see the words are right infront of me
Ke$ha is the best to do, cause her words are already poo

I'm gonna live me life slow at a comfortable pace
They call me grandad cause it's written al over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight cause we're gonna die old

Live fast die old

Different song, same old shit
Long as it get youtube hits
MSN after ten
You're really gonna do that joke again?
You thought that we'd be better, we been three years now together
Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met Ke$ha
When I rap I slur, yes I got a lips sir
Least I'm not rapping half pissed like Ke$ha

Oh my god they've done it once more (yeah)
Making a song that makes me look like a whore
Those gorgeous brits, they can't be controlled
The party don't start till we get old

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where we eat a clown
This is the part where the DJ skips
This is the part where we show our nips

This is a part on a different track when I cry that my dad won't ever come back But he's back....
Shut the fuck up!
He's just an actor