While Tommy Tuberville plans on doing away with the offensive scheme that led to the tradition of Texas Tech being one of the top scoring teams in the country over the past few years (five top ten finishes in scoring offense in the last six years), he’ll replace it with this totally original new tradition.

So true. They’ll all be comfortably numb when they get of a load of what this:

“Mississippi State-Auburn finished with a 3-2 score. That’s only happened six times in college football hstory and only once in the past 50 years. It was televised on ESPN-2 and redefined the term ‘Slugfest.’ [That’s what ESPN called it. To everyone else, it redefined the term ‘incredibly bad.’] If you’ve ever wondered what football in 1932 looked like, you should have watched this game,”

I love the Dawg Walk and all of that jazz, but I have never… EVER understood why the Auburn people cream their shorts so much over the “Tiger Walk”. It’s pretty much exactly what UT and many other teams do, so it always makes me laugh when they carry the signs by that call it “Uniquely Auburn”. All it is, ALL it is, is a football team walking to the stadium through a cheering crowd. And yet it’s this huge “tradition”? The bird flittering around in the breeze is a tradition. Wasting thousands of rolls of toilet paper on a campus that’s supposed to be “going green”, that’s a tradition. Walking to the stadium? Get over it.

Quote Of The Day

“Just because they tweet something emotional during that time, that doesn’t matter,” Smart contended. “It gives the other team motivation. But our team was motivated to play Texas. Texas outplayed us, outcompeted us. They outcoached us. They out-physicaled us. They did a lot of things better than us.” — USA Today, 1/2/19