Nine words women use

This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up. Ã‚Â

(2)Ã‚Â Five Minutes:

Ã‚Â If she is getting dressed, this means half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you
have just been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.

(3)Ã‚Â Nothing:Ã‚Â

This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. Ã‚Â

(4)Ã‚Â Go Ahead:Ã‚Â

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do Ã‚Â

(5)Ã‚Â Loud Sigh:Ã‚Â

This is notÃ‚Â actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) Ã‚Â

(6)Ã‚Â That’s Okay:

Ã‚Â This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants
to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake. Ã‚Â

(7)Ã‚Â Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add
in a clause here – This is true, unless she says
‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re
welcome’. Ã‚Â That will bring on a
‘whatever’). Ã‚Â

(8)Ã‚Â Whatever:Ã‚Â

Is a woman’s way of sayingÃ‚Â F–Ã‚Â YOU! Ã‚Â

(9)Ã‚Â Don’t worry about it, I got it:Ã‚Â

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something
that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself.. This will later
result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the
woman’s response refer to #3.