Mid 30's career dad & husband, going back to school to get the degree I should have stuck it out for the first time, does chinese martial arts (taiji, pakua, shao-lin) in spare moments. I surprised myself by writing at all. Hope you all enjoy it.

It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.

After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

In a barren land incapable of sustaining life, a Miko, whose most basic and most principal of powers is to give and nurture life, must seem divine in nature. It's not simple Mokuton, said Sunagakure village eldders, Mokuton only affects wood and cannot give life to dead crops. It definitely does not resurrect a village on the brink of historic financial depression either.

A Hero's luck is a fickle thing, some might even call it Fate. It can save you from a fire where hundreds die, but it can also give you a reason to keep being a hero. Even if that means traveling back in time to prevent that fire from happening in the first place. "Okay seriously. When am I?" Prologue revised!

Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Features Loony!Reading(a bit)!Harry, as well as Competent!Ron, SpeedyResearcher!Hermione, Neville!Neville, and CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle. Events grow gradually further and further from the original.

Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.

"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

Naruto/Zatoichi X-over. Blinded during the sealing by an overload of toxic energy, Naruto must adapt to a world of darkness. In time, it becomes his greatest friend. Response to Pudgypudge's 'Darkness is my Friend' challenge. AU, Violence, Adult Themes.

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Sintax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

Harry, master of death, is working as an unspeakable to hide the fact that he isn't ageing. One day he accidentally takes a trip through the veil of death, and lands in a very different London. Searching for any signs of magic or supernatural events he can find, he finds his way to Hellsing and joins them in order to protect the innocent.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

A mutant child escapes the underground testing facility at Alkali Lake. Decades later, and far older than she appears, she returns with a lifetime on her shoulders, hoping for a fresh start. With the help of some unlikely mentors, she'll attempt to rebuild herself from the ground up in a world about to be changed forever. (plus Doctor Who)

Voldemort tries to rid the world of the Boy Who Lived after capturing and torturing him. He goes to the Ministry of Magic, to the archway, and there condemns him to death. But Harry Potter doesn't find himself in the Afterlife- he instead finds himself on the planet Coruscant. Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover. AU after OotP and New Jedi Order. Not a slash story!

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

Ranma/Gold Digger Crossover - Summary: Ranma is torn from his life when a magical spell goes awry only to return years later. Warning: Not a Ranma/Brittany Pairing - Powerful Ranma - NOT CANON. For Further details look inside.

It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.

The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.

By night, she dreamed of killing him, of playing her hand all at once and going out in a blaze of glory. By day, she kowtowed with just enough stiffness to show him her fantasies. In return, he forced her moves like she was just a piece on his shogi board - and she was. Kakasaku, Spoilers up to Manga 452

How can a single Patronus, cast by a wizard so young he shouldn't be able to cast one at all, be powerful enough to drive off a hundred Dementors? A theory takes Harry on a journey halfway around the world. Post-3rd year, no pairings yet, Sailor Moon English DIC dub.

Immortality is a hell of a lot less fun than it sounds, especially when all you want is to be left alone but your conscience won't let you. Harry Potter and his usual bipolar luck live on into the 22nd century, his saving-people-thing meshing nicely with the galaxy's pressing need for a hero. Rated M for unrepentant coarse language, innuendo, and eventual sexy shenanigans

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. Pairings undecided.

When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars, featuring more plot and less mustache twirling and harem-building. Harry/Luna

Thor realizes Loki is not himself. Tony knows and has done work for Charles Xavier. He is also friends with Warren Worthington III. Steve keeps his promise to Erskine. These simple facts, among others, change *everything* when Loki comes to Earth and the Chitauri come calling, and what happens after.

Colossus and Shadowcat find themselves trapped in another world. They avail themselves of Chicago's only practicing wizard to find Magik and their way home. For what sinister purpose have they been diverted? Set before Turn Coat.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.

The first and so far only sequel to Judgment Day. The refugees from Japan find themselves in a new world. But while there may be food and shelter, this world is no more at peace than their last one. Rated for violence.

AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R.

Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.

"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

What if Serenitys sealing of the Negaverse lets something much worse loose...and what if she is the cause for Jusenkio to make up for that fact. This is obviously a Sailor Moon Crossover...Part eight is up, enjoy, R&R 8 & 9 up. And this time I mean it!

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.

Senju Hashirama left many issues. A village. Courtesy of his wife, a demon to loom over said village. By his clan, a lifelong rival for each generation. A granddaughter. All for the heir of his body. Then by the twist of the dice god's hand, Sakura is made the last Senju cuckoo.

The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing.

When Shinju, the World Tree, the Juubi, the One-Eyed God is killed, its Authority is usurped and the first Campione - Godslayer, is born. His life touched billions through his journeys. Now he has been summoned for the Fifth Holy Grail War to deal with its unforeseen consequences. How will the masters deal with the turbulent times of this new War.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

A quiet daughter. A clan's only son. And a boy whose best friends are insects. Squad Eight was a risk, but sometimes risks pay off. Slightly AU. NaruHina, ShinoIno and KibaOC as story progresses. Updated! Chapters 11 and 12. Warning: Some blood, adult themes, sadness and such.

Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up.

Returning from his 'training trip', Naruto and Jiraiya stumble upon Team Gai, returning from an exhausting mission of their own, in Wave. However, the location of their coincidental meeting is anything but... even if the only Uzumaki among them doesn't have the faintest clue of 'why'. The ruins of Naruto's ancestral home are calling him back. Naru/Ten/Shion

Counter Guardian Emiya is given an offer he cannot refuse. He must somehow save Fuyuki City from the ravages of the Fifth Grail War without being allowed to participate himself! Can he influence his younger self and his friends from his youth enough to save the world before Emiya has to use a Counter Force against the Grail, destroying Fuyuki City and the surrounding area?

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!

Ranma leaves after the events with Saffron to find a cure. Thinking he might have he heads to Rome and instead winds up adopting Asia, and getting introduced to the world of the Threeway War. Being his usual self Ranma befriends Asia and fights off the Fallen. Ranma and a few new friends will enter this conflict and make their mark. Paring: Ranma/Rias/Saeko-hotd/Gabriel

Akatsuki has been destroyed and the few members left are being hunted down. On sheer accident a badly injured Konan finds herself thrust into the world of witches and wizards and must learn to adapt to survive.

Ranma accidentally gets summoned to another dimension. His presence is quickly taken advantage of by certain entities. And there we have the beginning of a very long Journey. Arc 3, Chapter 12 and 13 up.

He had sacrificed his soul to ensure they would remain. Eradicating his own existence to save those he loved, Emiya Shirou vanished from his world, forever. But the death of such a Champion does not go unnoticed, especially when there's a Goddess in the Astral Planes who knows everything. On the edge of the Horizon...

You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.

Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU

Naruto and Sasuke have succeeded in sealing away Madara at a heavy price. The consequences of a technique condemn Naruto to leaving his world to balance his actions and he is thrown into a world without ninjas, but one that has magic and wizards. Deciding to make the best of his situation and to honor his friends' wishes to live a life, he starts a new adventure with Fairy Tail!

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.

When Tony Stark fell through the portal in the Avengers Movie, it closed around him. In the movie he fell out of it with barely a flash of blue light to be woken up by the HULK, but what if that wasn't all that happened? What if when the portal closed upon Tony, Stark fell out elsewhere as well? For your enjoyment, the tales of Tony Stark as he throws Camelot... into chaos! UFAdopt

On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.

During the chaos of the Blackest Night, a Green Lantern Power Ring escapes the DC universe. Who has the willpower to become a new Green Lantern? And was it the only one to escape? Across the ninja world, there will be light... and the dead will rise...

The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it.

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.

“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.

Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!

It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

Mana Kirishima just wanted to be a normal girl. She never had any desire to be a super heroine. But fate had other plans for her, and she'll be forced to face some of the most dangerous forces in Tokyo-3. Fortunately, she's got a secret weapon.

"Did you know that they call you the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry? I couldn't possibly kill someone with such an important title — even if it is hyphenated." No one would have ever expected Harry Potter to befriend Death, but that's life.

During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.

Shirou Kotomine was found by his adopted father the day of the Fuyuki City Fire, and trained under the priest for 10 years to follow in his footsteps as an Executor. Still, Shirou never really trusts the man, and the bleakness of the hidden world of magic does little to help is worldview. When the Holy Grail Chose him for the next war, Fire will beget more Fire.

Part of Afalstein's Recruitment Drive series. Co-written by Afalstein. Recruiting one ex-cop should have been an easy job, but instead May discovers that there are dangers out there that SHIELD never even knew existed.

Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem

The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge.

It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language

If a misplaced butterfly in japan could cause tornadoes in London imagine what George Weasley could do in the world of warcraft... A tale of might and magic, for you r enjoyment, welcome to the ultimate expression of Murphy's law as ten years after the war with Voldemort the surviving twin tears apart the best lain plans of mice and men.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Everybody is going to want to play the new game, Sword Art Online. Nabiki has to find a way to make money off of it. Isn't she so nice to let Ranma and Akane be the first ones she lets in? She even gave them a great discount.

The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.

Following his fifth year and Sirius’ death, the abuse at the Dursley’s ratchets up until Harry is no longer able to bear the burden and decides to end it all. As usual, the Potter factor makes for a grand screw-up. HP/LL Xover Incarnations of Immortality

On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."

Environments can be so fickle. One minute you're sinking into the cold depths of lake michigan and the next you're standing on a rock in swirling red nexus of nothing. Cant a wizard get any peace? (pairings undecided possible harem)

"Game Over? What does that mean?" What does it mean when a lavender eyed princess learns her life really was just a game. Does she have what it takes to beat the game again? And just how will she play it this time? Hinata decided to Press Start and find out what the future holds! T rating for now, may change to M depending on how it goes.

Gendo Ikari believed that he'd planned for every possible contingency in his scenario. However, not even Gendo could anticipate the gods of the Greek pantheon naming Rei Ayanami their champion and charging her with saving the world from him.

Inspired by Lucillia's "A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam", premise stolen with permission. Karin calls bull on Naruto's claim to the Uzumaki name. Meanwhile, Naruto is just ecstatic to find out he has family, even if she has... odd ideas about how close family should be.

The raid on Hades' Vault is over, and Harry has come home... but very little is as he left it; he's got new digs, a new job, and new enemies. Good thing he still has his friends. He'll need them for his next Winter Knight mission: hunting down and assassinating a natural predator.

Kariya Matou had victory within his grasp. The Grail stood before him, ready to grant his wish... but something was wrong. It heard his wish, deep within his heart, beneath his begging to help those he cared for; a wish for an ideal world. And so it granted his wish in the only way it could. But if the Grail destroyed the world... where the hell is Kariya now?

Tournaments regularly have money, trips or fabulous prizes for the winner. A way to cure his curse should have raised giant red flags for the teenaged martial artist. But how could he truly know it was a trap unless he took the bait?

Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

It was a very small wish, to have a way to put my skills and abilities to use, to have something to fight for. What I got were friends... a family that I would give anything to protect. What happened... I don't think I can ever forget.

Based on the series by Afalstein. Mireille was only planning to go window shopping. Then she found herself followed by an agent of the most notorious spy agency in the world and given an unusual offer.

The Winchester brothers head to Chicago to check up on what seems to be your average, run-of-the-mill monster killing. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when Chicago's only openly practicing wizard P.I. is involved. As the three men follow the ever-confusing trail, one thing is clear: the fate of the world may not be at stake in this one, but it'll sure be a pain in the ass!

When the TSAB discovers the Wizarding World, Nanoha and Fate are sent to investigate. What will they learn about the HP universe and about themselves as they attend Hogwarts? Set during Order of The Phoenix. NanoFate. Reviews greatly appreciated.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

AU in s3 BtVS. After Faith's rebellion, the Council fired Wesley. Unfortunately, the Council wasn't content to fire him - they've also blackened his reputation. Now, he needs a new job, and a new place to live. What's a guy to do?

A weary ninja-turned-magus, that has accomplished all he ever wanted, with few regrets. A King, wishing to rewrite her past, who has lived a life full of regrets. Placing their hopes, their selfish desires into a grail. One remembering how to value his life, and the other understanding that standing by herself is not possible anymore, that she is not fighting by herself. Rewritten

Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 13th Jul 14: Updated. Here's to a fun WC Finals.

AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.

On his 12th Birthday, Uzumaki Naruto thought he'd lost his mind. He started seeing things that no one else could see; people's names floating over their heads, strange rectangles with confusing messages popping up in front of his face. What does it all mean? What prompted all of this? NaruHina, small harem. Will have elements of other crossovers. A chronicle of the Gormim.

A place where my one-shots and ideas can be written down. Likely that the stuff within won't become full-fledged stories, but they may become two-shots, three-shots, and so on. Note: Naruto won't be the only series in this.

The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.

Dying kind of sucks. Endless black pool or nothing, no one to talk to, and big white font asking if you wanted to return to the main menu. Maybe he should have learned more than two techniques? And what the hell is a "Perk"?

Memories of the past can alter the future in ways no one can predict. A particular memory causes a change in Naruto's life that will in turn bring about a change to the ninja world unlike any other. NarutoXIno. M for fighting, language, and lemons later.

Rin Tohsaka has always been an excellent student, to the point of impressing her current mentor, Zelretch himself. The time for book learning is over for her. Time to put her knowledge to use during field training. Too bad Zelretch's version of field training is bit more expansive than most magi…. (Takes place during the SIster's Arc.)

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

Plot: Naruto lost the war, his way, and possibly his mind. Unfortunately the people who try to help him pick the pieces find their own faults laid bare in the face of increasingly ruthless enemies in a world that fears and hates them all.

AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?

Before Rin resigned herself to using the pendant her father left her to summon her Servant, she came across a strange shop of inevitability that held a strange relic that she thought would make a great catalyst for the ritual. Was this easy-going blonde Servant cooking Ramen in her home really the 'Saber' she wanted? Powerful-Servant! Naruto. Naruto/Rin, with one more allowed.

Rather than an ordinary youth off of the streets of Japan, Louise manages to summon forth a spirit from outside time and space. Now saddled with a snarky and embittered counter guardian with no intentions of conforming to his position as a familiar, what is she to do?

Harry Potter returns to year four after the fight with Voldemort takes everything he ever cared about away. What will he do with his last chance to make a better future, one with his friends still alive? Humor is also a genre. BloodLan warnings.

There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!

Ilya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Ilya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?

Making a horcrux is a tricky science at best, double so if you're just a mere student using what knowledge you have cobbled together at a place that banned talking about such things. Tom Riddle failed, but didn't realize he did or what he did instead. Ginny holds something that not quite a horcrux that going to mean a lot of headaches for everyone.

Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

When SHIELD is unable to subdue a hulked-out Bruce Banner, they call in a new brand of consultant to get the job done (rated for mild language). Takes place after The Avengers but before IM3. Not TDW/TWS compliant.

Reese and Finch's latest number is an odd one. Visiting New York from Chicago, PI Harry Dresden has almost NO digital footprint. No cell phone, no internet presence, not even a power bill. Worse... he advertises in the Yellow Pages under "Wizards." Takes place between "Turn Coat" and "Changes" for Dresden, after "Bury the Lede" for Reese and Finch. BOOK DRESDEN, NOT TV!

The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.

[Prequel to The Senshi Files: Silver Warden] It was supposed to be a simple job - find a kid's family. Of course, the kid had to be from Japan, one of two plane crash survivors, and the only lead was the other survivor of the plane crash. Poor Harry; he should know by now that when he's involved, things are only gonna get tougher and a bit more...supernatural.

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

Usually when one thinks of life after death they think of heaven or hell. They definitely dont think about being reborn, let alone in the world of Naruto. This was going to be interesting... Self Insert.

How hard was it to summon a toad right? Especially when remaining perfectly still. Naruto finds out as he tried to summon during his match with Neji. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" "Well now, I din't expect to be summoned by a youngin' without Pa."

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Note: Chapter 32 has been updated with a timeline and notes down at the bottom. Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback.

After helplessly watching the murder of his son by the hands of the civilians he had sworn to protect, Minato Namikaze is broken. When the god of Death offers the chance to walk among the living once more, he accepts. Only catch is, he has to live in the body of his son, Naruto Uzumaki. How will the world change with the Yellow Flash taking his sons place? ((No pairings.))

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

The Fourth Hokage and his wife were able to stop the masked man when the Kyuubi attacked. How will Tobi's lack of activity and manipulation affect the outcome of Naruto's future? Slow buildup. 7/27/14: On hiatus! Check profile for more information.

Nicolas Flamel has completed all of his affairs. All but one. Now, before he dies, he must confront the man he has feared for over six hundred years. Can he forgive him for what he's done? HP FMA crossover. Rated T because of some of the dark elements.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').

One simple act can really touch somebody. One simple change can set off a chain of events that can alter that individuals live in a way that no one could ever have seen coming. This is one such event that changes the fate of so few yet affects so many...not really.

set in stone. Naruto has lost everything and just wants to end it, but when Plan B comes into effect, and altered by a little nine tailed chakra, everything goes horribly wrong, or possibly horribly right, depending on how you look at it. Minor Pairings

After Sirius dies, Harry is isolated and feels betrayed by everyone who's been around him recently and leaves to figure out what he should do. An "old friend" is sent to look after him and try to bring him back. Together they search for a way to kill a Dark Lord and maybe fix society too.

A new wrinkle in Ranma's curse appears as the spirt of the girl who drowned all those centuries ago appears to the pig tailed hero when he needs a friend the most. Of course, the fact that a demon follows her showing up is a bit of a downer!

Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.

Haruno Sakura was used to Naruto's bizarre plans, but this one really topped it. In an attempt to change the future for the better, her best friend sends her back to the past to infiltrate their own home. The medic planned to do this as discreetly as possible, but she should have known that even with a new identity, it wouldn't be that easy. Timetravel

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.

Twilight Sparkle managed to hatch the dragon egg as she was told, but the examiner was anything but happy. However she was saved by a mysterious stranger who has now become her teacher. Travel with Twilight and her teacher as she tries to learn to control her magic and deal with her odd new teacher.

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

Some wishes have terrible consequences. Because of one wish, the person once known as King Arthur has vanished from the annals of history, meaning that another must take up the heavy burden of kingship. Hail the Once and Future King, Uzumaki Naruto.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Naruto uses a jutsu from the Scroll of Forbidden Seals, and gets a lot more than he bargained for! Catapulted to the Marvel Movie-Verse, can Naruto find his way back, or even survive this strange new world? Rated M for Gratuitous Violence, and eventual sensual content. Eventual Sarcastic!Naruto, Not-Dumb!Naruto.

He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.

Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic. Slow build. Cross-posted to Ao3. Currently under revision.

A continuation of my story 'Gifts'. Jiraiya takes a bit more interest in Naruto's life and sets in motion some significant changes. Rated M for likely harsh language and violence in future chapters. No real pairings for Book 1. Will get into Fuinjutsu.

Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.

While working in the Ministry as Head Auror Harry intervenes during a raid in the Time Chamber.The attackers are after The Sands of Time.Harry rescues the object but when hit with the killing curse while holding the ancient object Harry is teleported to another time...to another world.He wakes up in 1940 New York and meets Howard Stark,and goes down with the ship just like Steve...

There wasn't even a good reason to get involved in this Sekirei plan. He wasn't an Ashikabi, in fact he wasn't even certain he could love anymore. That future Archer had accused him of seemed closer than ever... but while people still suffered, what could he do? This bloody path I walk, without thanks or acknowledgement, though my heart may become iron, I must never fall to regret.

What if Voldemort had not called for a cease-fire half-way through the final battle? What if the death toll had continued to mount until in the end, Harry stood victorious but alone? What if Harry decided that such an outcome was unacceptable and set out to change things, to re-write the prophesy that had always defined his life? WARNING: not JUST about time-travel.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.

AU. Post-Pain's Invasion/During The Titan's Curse. Minato Namikaze was an alias, used unwillingly by a punished Apollo. Once he realized what had happened, the God struck a deal. Fifteen years later, Naruto Uzumaki is taken from the Leaf by the God. Seven years after that, he takes his post as the Guardian of Hades' Children. Naruto/Thalia. T for M-rated language.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Ever wonder why Artemis is the way she is? Why out of every six things in the world she chose to remain a virgin forever? To have many names? To have a knee-length tunic? What does a certain blonde immortal have to do with all this? Immortal!Naruto NaruXArtemis.

Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.

Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.

Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.

Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]

A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?

When a young Ino tries to use the Shintenshin for the first time on Naruto, something goes wrong and the two find themselves temporarily stuck in the other's body. A series of moments depicting the evolution of their relationship, from acquaintances to friends to something more, all by crossing that metaphorical line created when a boy and a girl forge a bond. Naruto/Ino

One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

An alternate universe of Gabriel Blessing's In Flight. "We promised to stand beside you. Do not push us away now." [Diverges after chapter 38, Rin, Saber, Shirou centric.] (Long hiatus, will not be updated until Summer 2015 at least)

At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.

Because of something happening when they were babies, Harry Potter and Harry Dresden's lives are inevitably linked together. The results become evident only a few years later and they are unexpected, problematic and quite a little entertaining for both.

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Three years after Gohan's adventures in the world of the Shinobi, he casts aside his old world and goes back to Konohagakure to keep a promise. Just one problem. This time around, he's not alone. GohanXSakura. CH 10 up (finally)

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

Crossover with Rinne. Ghosts, spirits, and the supernatural were as plain as day to Nabiki Tendo. But despite her wishes to stay out of it, a young boy and his black cat will force Nabiki to get more involved. Especially when that boy is Ranma Saotome, part-time shinigami.

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

Naruto's life is forfeit, but through sheer luck, he is given a second chance. However, his second chance does not take place in his own world, but a world of ponies... Rating Subject to Change. Ponified Naruto, Naruto/Twilight, AU.

For a history project, Ichigo travels to Fuyuki City to gather local information after an awry Hollow attack destroys the school. He heads to Ryuudou Temple to learn of its history, only to stumble into a secret war that has been waged for almost two centuries. This is the story of a boy trying to find his place in the world, and the girl who stitches the pieces back together.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

[One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... [Fate/stay night x One Punch-Man Crossover]

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

The Kyuubi's attack on Konoha is just the beginning of the problems that Minato Namikaze has to face. After managing to save his wife and newborn son, he must now deal with the threats happening both outside of and within the village. Can he successfully meet these challenges head on or will it all come crashing down around him? AU.

A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.

Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.

After defeating Akatsuki, Naruto faces the greastest challenge of his life: teaching gym class at Youkai Academy. Of course, tormenting the students is just a perk that comes with the job. When conflicts arise, only one teacher can put them to rest. Of course, he starts most of them. A continution of CharkieSierra's story of a similar name. NarutoXShizukaXMizore and more!

After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...

In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.

The teachers at Harry's school had taught him that a book was a gateway into another world; he never thought that it worked the other way round. But when an other-worldly book is literally dropped in front of him, he begins to learn that everything he was ever taught was wrong. Magic did exist. And so did a Wizzard named Rincewind.

'And I've removed the filter from your eyes which covered them before, so now, you'll easily distinguish between gods and men.' After the power of the Mist began to weaken, the demigods found themselves in the middle of a whole new world.

Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...

Souls are tricky things, especially when some don't come on time and others come too early. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, Harry has to go find out what is wrong and fix it. It's been a while since he's walked amongst the living though, and even longer since he's interacted with them. Still, he'll have some fun poking around in the meantime.

One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

He had long since given up. Or to be more precise, he just found it hard to care. He only had his job, his burden and his duty to keep him going. Smiling was a task, a necessity. Not a luxury. This is a story of a man, learning how to see in colours again.

More than six decades ago, the remnants of the Ancient Belkans decided that a force was needed to administer Dimensional Space in order to prevent another pan galatic War from happening again, and the TSAB was born. Today, as young mage native to Earth was having a very bad day with the emergence of the Book of Darkness, a young boy is found floating in dimensional space.

Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?

A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.

Part 20: Sirius Black is nothing if not unpredictable. Some might even say that's the whole point, the driving force, of his existence. Which might just explain what he's doing back in a classroom after so many years. and why he's trying to salvage something like a civil relationship with an old enemy: just to prove he can.

After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?

A new world, new friends, and a new enemy. After defeating Madara, Naruto is called upon to help another world fight against an enemy that he finds far too familiar. Future NarutoXKorra AU (On Hiatus. Sorry)

An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping

Uchiha Obito got a second lease on life in the Third Shinobi World War, and the world was never quite the same. Now, many years later, he's ready for what could be his most difficult assignment yet: To be a sensei to three brats that just graduated from the Academy. Among them is Namikaze Naruto, Hokage's son!

Within the miasma of an eternal languish, the light of hope shines with a magnificence unrelenting. Grasp onto it with your own two hands and pull yourself from purgatory and embrace a miracle. Uzumaki Naruto shall fight in the War of the Holy Grail.

When Harry Potter wished himself away, he didn't mean it quite so literally. Now, stuck in the grounds of an ancient civilization with no way home, Harry's perchant for trouble has taken a whole new meaning.

Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?

A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

When you reach Genin, you are the lowest of the low. When you reach Chunin, you are the average stock and file. When you reach Tokubetsu Jonin, you are respectable, if disposable. When you reach Jonin, you are considered exceptional. When you reach Kage, you are one of the mightiest beings in the land. But when they declare you a God...

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

Archer had been summoned to the past just like he hoped, but apparently in a very different Holy Grail War. Saber isn't Arturia even if she looks the same, Lancer's got a bigger set of lungs, Rider has that weird helmet, Caster is just a kid, Assassin doesn't hide or use a sword, and Berserker likes taking enthusiastic walks through the woods. One-Shot inspired by The Infamous Man.

Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.

After dealing a critical blow in the war, Naruto finds himself in Equestria and must make a place for himself as dark forces loom on the horizon. Rated for language, violence, and certain situations later on. IMPORTANT: Chapter 8 is has been reposted with the edited content.

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

The First Age has passed and been forgotten. The Second Age seems little more than a myth. Now, it is the Third Age, the Age of Shinobi, but even it's end draws quickly near. For now, the prison is open. The world shakes, fate moves, and heroes are born. Amidst victories and defeats, this is known; that the sun may fall, but also rises. Naruto/Exalted.

The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!

NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha

[Post series] Naruto causes Tsunade some headaches and now the Hokage is looking for payback. The Result? 23 year old Naruto gets a genin team. A small window into Naruto's life as a Jounin-sensei. Story consists of independent arcs. OC for genins. They are NOT kids of the Konoha 11. Join Naruto as he passes on his Will of Fire

After failing to bring Sasuke back to the village, Naruto is at a loss when everything around him seems to fall apart. He soon finds comfort and strength in the unexpected form of a certain blond kunoichi. Naruto & Ino fic. Time-jump in the near future

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Even with seven years under his belt, Harry Potter still didn't understand the Wizarding World. But what if, during his first shopping trip to Diagon Alley, fate had intervened and tossed a proper mentor- albeit a very self-interested one- into his path. How would the Boy-Who-Lived's destiny have changed? AU beginning from Book 1.

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it

Gandalf had heard Saruman talk of their world once, long ago, before madness had claimed him. Konohagakure and the warriors it bred. Aid what was they needed to defeat Sauron and, in their time of need, Konoha answered. An unorthodox take on ninjas in Middle Earth.

Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.

Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!

In which Harry and Buffy ultimately regret keeping secrets, because normal is overrated and their children are cunning little devils. Response to the ancient and best-beloved Parent Trap challenge. With a few twists.

A Chunin kunoichi from Konoha dies from elemental chakra poisoning during the Fourth Shinobi World War, only to be given a opportunity of a lifetime: the chance to change everything. Time Travel, AU, slow-paced, Tenten-centric. Chapter 14 up!

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

On the day that Lord Voldemort fell, at dawn, Harry Potter obtained the last of the Deathly Hallows. In that moment, stretching into endlessness, he faces the Doomsman - and the choice of his life. Fate beckons on the sound of an endless symphony.

Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.

What would have happened if Naruto had argued against being put in Sasuke's team a little earlier and a little more fiercely? Iruka's decision of what to do will alter the very course of Konoha's history forever. Story will be rewritten. Please read author's note.

After her first confront with Kenichi, Kisara is visited by a strange man who wishes to teach her his way of life. What she didn't knew was that man is the successor of the Sage of the Six Paths. Rated for language and violence.

Harry is having a bad day. He overslept, is late for a meeting with a client, the Wardens have transfered him to Japan, and to cap it off Mab decided to pay him a visit and has a job for him to do. Really, will Dresden ever catch a break? Now Beta'd :D

One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...

Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.

Naruto: Fuinjutsu Master, Sakura: Master Medic, Sasuke: Uchiha prodigy. What if team 7 rigged the Genin Exams so they could all be on the same team? What if Kakashi was in on the deal? Look out World, here come the New Sannin. Paring undecided AU My rules

Years after Gohan defeated Cell, the half-saiyan finally moves on to high school. But what happens when you enter a school for monsters? Well let's just say it certainly wasn't what the half-saiyan expected, but it may not be entirely bad...right?

When ownership of the Deathly Hallows prevent Harry Potter from dying properly, Death himself must intervene on the old wizard's behalf and come up with a cunning plan that would allow the world-weary wizard to rejoin his loved ones in the beyond. However, as Death is ill-equipped for meddling with the affairs of the Living, there is no telling of what the consequences might be...

With the advent of the Fifth Grail War Fuyuki City stands paralyzed in the face of a rash of comas and murders. What if the city council decided to do something about this? Their decision is to call on one Ranma Saotome to deal with the situation.

Fifth and final chapter in the Broken series. Harry's life has changed, but one thing stays the same: the Black Council - The Circle - still have plans, and Harry's still standing in the way. But he won't stand alone. It all comes down to this...

The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.

When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.

In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.

AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating

NOT TA-verse! Eilistraee and Vhaeraun are dead, and some of their despairing Drow worshippers flee to another world; Middle Earth. Meanwhile Éomer & Lothiriel's courtship is threatened by a Haradrim plot. When the Drow arrive things become complicated...

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.

They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

Harry Dresden would honestly have been happier if that Takamachi woman had never walked into his office and asked for his help. But, well, she did, and it's technically not her fault that they're BOTH running for their lives now...Rewrite of On The Run.

The real Madara Uchiha was watching the events of the Kyuubi attack unfold. Learning that an imposter was using his name and identity, he made his way inside Naruto's body, where he would wait for revenge. NarutoXHarem Challenge by Challenger. Not Yaoi

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.

"Hey Twilight, did you hear about that Earth Pony that can teleport?" "Spike, you and I know that Earth Ponies can't use magic. Stop reading those comic books!" "But-but it's not magic!" "Sure, sure. Help me find this book..." Yup, Naruto in Ponyville, but with that lovable BB15 twist. Rated T for teen humor

A Ranma and Nanoha fusion. No Ranma as the magical girl, no Ranma overpowering everything else. Just a meeting between two children, and the repercussions that begin to snowball. Be afraid, because the term befriending might develop new meaning.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Pansy visit Narnia for their second adventure in which they meet the Pevensies again along with Prince Caspian, a prince forced to flee his homeland. Narnia and Telmar are in the wake of war, one that only Aslan can win.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

What if the roles of the Sannin were reversed? Jiraiya, disillusioned by the death of his student and the defection of his best friend and rival Orochimaru, forsakes the Leaf to pursue his perversions. Tsunade, on the other hand, steeled her resolve to serve the village despite the loss of those closest to her. How will this change affect our favorite Demon-vessel? Medic!Naruto

A revolutionary change in weaponry; a man-sized suit of bio-organic weaponry and armor capable of transforming a human into something extraordinary... and the only thing capable of saving humanity. Designed to combat the inhuman force from pre-human history... and their very human allies. An alternate take on the Evangelion story, using modern military and Zoroastrian concepts

It began with a subtle hint of paranoia, but turned into something no one could have predicted. After all the Uzumaki were all a bunch of stubborn, crazy, idiots, and this is also true of their descendants. Mokuton Naruto, with a twist.

When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content

Harry thought that he knew darkness, he had stared it in the face often enough. But when faced with a faulty Time Turner, a war, the destruction of a ring, and no way home; he decided that he'd have to reevaluate what darkness truly was. HP/LotR. NoSlash.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku

You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.

War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?

The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy b/c of his crazy students. Not so vengeful Sasuke, not fangirly Sakura, not dumb Naruto, yes Uchiha Massacre. Full summary inside.

Many believe that Namikaze Minato learned the art of sealing from his sensei Jiraiya. What if that wasn't entirely true? What if he were given the rarest of opportunities for his growth? And what if… that same opportunity were given to his son?

Harry looked hard at her for a moment, and then asked "what would you do if I was your friend?" The question took her totally off-guard and she stared at him for a few seconds. Then, in a strange voice, she replied "I don't know Potter."

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

Summary: Harry is sent a good one hundred and sixty seven years in the future after the death of Voldemort, and finds himself out of his comfort zone, more so then usual. Why was it that he always ended up in these damnable situations...

While on the run, a fugitive Azula meets a young boy who is more than he first appears to be. He introduces her to the world of shinobi and her life is changed forever. Naruzula, Taara/GaaToph. A Naruto/Avatar crossover.

The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?

-AU. Rated mostly for language and possible intense situations.- An unexpected gift from two unexpected sources leaves Kakashi in a unique position to protect those he holds dearest...and he's not about to waste it. Fate be dammed.

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.

Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Monster, homunculus. A beast appears out of nothing in the East. Roy is confronted with the possibility that it's a new homunculus. What are it's plans, and is it truly a threat? Post FMA Manga, Pein-battle Naruto.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." Dumbledore would never know just how true his words were. In Harry Potter's case. And now Harry's in a world that seemingly has ripped apart everything he ever knew. Is there a way home?

It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...

As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.

When deadly violence invades the peaceful realm of Equestria, Celestia calls in a favor from a fellow ruler. Can Harry Dresden, wizard and Winter Knight, save the day, or will he destroy the delicate balance he was summoned to preserve?

The ongoing adventures of Heroes and Martial Artists alike, as two very different worlds collide. The Story so far: It's time for Ryouga to finally begin Terra's training . . . but what's this? Looks like Jinx is back, and on a mission of her own.

Small decisions can change canon events. One small decision can change the fate of not only a small boy, but also an entire world. Fusion with Forever Knight. Minimal mentions of past child abuse/neglect. Complete AU, Pre-Hogwarts through Hogwarts years.

When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.

Harry falls through the veil saving Sirius, who, convinced that he isn't dead, finds a spell to bring him back. What the Order doesn't expect to find is a shinigami captain and two familiar recruits. Set after the Winter War.

The war has come to a resounding end, with Uzumaki Naruto emerging as the victor against the forces of Akatsuki. However, instead of waking up to victory and peace, he awakens in a world where everything is different and all he loves is gone.

A different sealing. A different beginning. Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. The instinct of a born fighter made him grow; the knowledge of what he had to do drove him. For in the Shinobi world, it's duty above all. AU.

In the genre of "Who trains Naruto before the Chunin exam finals" there have been many characters used, but to this point, not one of the most prominent characters in the universe. So without further ado, Danzo trains Naruto. One-shot... for now.

Naruto Uzumaki, after destroying Akatsuki, defeating Madara, and killing Kabuto, settled down for a peaceful life as the Legendary Toad Sage. It was to be his mantle until the day he died. Or at least it was supposed to be...

On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!

Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.

Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.

Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.

A Dragon, Magical Girls, Martial Artists, the JSDF, the US Navy, the US Army, the Dark Kingdom, and even a few 'normal' people. Tokyo has an eclectic population, and War comes. Ranma/Sailor Moon/Full Metal Panic/Others crossover. No pairings, fixed format

I have friends to love. Public to please. Dark lords to fight. And 60-foot basilisks to kill. My name is Harry James Potter and I am the boy-who-lived. Yet again. This is my story as I begin a life of adventure with memories not my own. Post COS.

Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.

AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.

When Naruto's misfortune become too much when he learns of Kyuubi, Kami-sama sends an unlikely Goddess to grant him a wish to return balance to his world. What happened was more than anyone would expect. Some things just run in the family.

After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.

What if the Kazekage wasn't apart of Orochimaru's plan at the Chuunin Exam? How will this affect the lives of those involved? Read and Find out. Rated for safety. Naruto trains for the finals while Temari tries to force him out!

Nerima, Tokyo. Coming to the Tendo Dojo to unite the schools of Anything Goes Martial Arts is all well and good, but Saotome Ranma has other concerns-Jusenkyo made him into a girl, but not just any girl. Not only that, but she's not quite dead yet...

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

Keitaro always walks away from death punches without a scratch. Ever wondered why? Just a story my weird mind came up with to rationalise this. Warning: Blood and Cussing. Won't end as expected I hope.

Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.

How would Naruto's life have changed if he'd had a relatively normal early childhood, someone who cared about him during his most impressionable years? A typical storyline, done a little differently. An exercise in character psychology.

They lost horribly and irrevocably. But Hinata got a second chance with her help so did Naruto and Sasuke. But that doesn't mean that things are any easier. Things have changed and they've got one shot to save it all.

Iori Yagami fell in love with and married Nodoka Saotome while training under his evil master, Happousai, along with Soun and Genma. Together they had a son, Ranma. How will the young Yagami deal with what he is, and what he has become?

Harry is found by the family he had, but never knew about. As his relatives try to help him and themselves, who will Harry stay loyal to? Is loyalty even an option? What is true and what is a shadow? What relics has Merlin left behind? Is he even alive?

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

After the wedding blew up all around him, Ranma escapes on a training trip for a month and a half . . . or was it just that long for those left behind? Now he's back, and nothing will ever be the same again . . .

Edward and Alphonse had finally started living their lives back in Amestris, but a new set of homunculi cause an unforeseen string of events that lead Ed back through the gate... and into what lies beyond. Rated for violence and Ed's potty mouth.

Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.

After receiving and digesting a long lesson in might-have-beens and could-bes, Ranma decides to start making his own plans for his life and his future. The long-awaited sequel to "Another Rainy Day in Nerima".

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.

All it took were several rash words to Fate, and Harry Potter gets spirited away to where souls go when they die. He seeks to change the world. Unfortunately, this goal makes Horcrux hunting look like a year-long camping trip. Abandoned.

Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?

Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.

Petunia didn't hate Lily and magic as much as Dumbledore thought when he left Harry on the porch. How much will a different Dursley family upset his plans for controlling Harry? How different will Harry be?

Pieces Universe. Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts had a plan: do what she could to help rebuild the school, study hard, avoid distractions, pass her NEWTs, and secure an internship at the Ministry. But things never work out quite the way that we expect.

When her soul is flung from her body by a misspoken curse, she is forced to take up residence in a new body. Well, this life couldn't be any harder than her last... right? Wrong. Welcome to the life of Hermione Granger. Reworking of Hogwarts years.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. The two greatest students of Jiraiya join forces via a unique method. A new power of the sage is forged to combat the mastermind of the Akatsuki and decide the fate of the world.

The wizarding war is over. Harry & Ron are in London, Auror training has begun. Ginny & Hermione are at Hogwarts School. Do these parted pairings have divergent destinies? When, where, & how can these separated souls meet? HOLIDAYS, HOGSMEADE & QUIDDITCH.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Ranma takes out Saffron, but the demigod is not reborn as is normal. His own actions judged, there's space for a new being among the ranks. Who shall take his place, and what Goddess will guide his way on this journey-possibly kicking and screaming?

The descriptions of the results of the Shiki Fujin weren't entirely accurate. A not so dead Naruto now finds himself at the mercy of his new employers: a creepy headmaster of a school and a toddler who rules over life and death. Nar/Ros Vamp/YYH Crossover

This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr

He was supposed to be all alone, that was his reality but he's had all that taken away. Now he's been somewhat adopted and not sure what to do. At least he has his crazy clones to make light of everything. Eventual Ino/Naru/Hina?

Logan just wanted a night to relax. No kids, no responsibilities, just him, beer, and some pool. A text message ended that before it began, and now Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters will never be the same.

Post DH excluding Epilogue . Following his defeat of Voldemort, Harry finds the pressures of his even greater celebrity unbearable, and decides he needs to leave wizarding Britain. His best and truest friend makes him promise to return someday. H/Hr

When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.

Post-DH. The line between politics and family is razor-thin, especially when you’re a daughter of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Andromeda Tonks receives a condolence note from a surprising source.

Hermione’s curiosity about precisely how Voldemort survived becoming disembodied leads to surprising places. And that changes everything. Or, Hermione is given an impossible task and Itachi makes a friend his family would not approve of. Non-Massacre AU

Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.

Rewrite of MGR, collected into longer chapters and with additional material: Having been found worthy of a higher purpose by the spirits of Jusenkyo, Ranma is now a Magical Guardian Beast destined to lead a team of Magical Girls. Gothic Horror Sex Comedy

The powers of the immortals combine in the one receiving the Prize. In the film, upon defeating the Kurgan, Connor MacLeod receives the gift of telepathy. What if he were also gifted with magic? HP/Highlander first film crossover. Not slash.

In an abandoned Way Station surrounded by endless desert, Harry Potter awakes, with no memory of his arrival. Alone, sanity fraying, salvation comes from an unexpected source: Roland Deschain, the last gunslinger. A Harry Potter / Dark Tower crossover.

Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?

Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete! Chapter 29 up, nine years after I started writing this.

Sequel to The Girl Who Loved. Please read that one first. Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year with his Intended at his side. Did I mention that she's the Crown Princess of the Moon Kingdom? Or that she's dead? HP/Ranma.5/SailorMoon multicross

Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.

Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame

Genma Saotome is a greedy, selfish, individual who's married to a woman with far more wealth than he can fathom. To bad for him, she's a dragon, and if he touched any of it, she would kill him. At least he gets a son out of the deal.

Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.

When he finds himself in a post apocalyptic wasteland populated by strangely familiar people, teenaged martial artist Ranma Saotome must fight to survive, and find his way home... if, indeed, he truly wishes to return home. Not a XOver, despite the title!

PostHBP HP&SueBones Voldemort miscalculated, granting Harry a victory, but one deeply tainted by loss. Piecing together his shattered Soul, Harry must finish school and step into a society where he wields incredible power, wealth, and responsibility.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

A seven year-old Uzumaki Naruto is kidnapped by Sinister; an experience that intertwines his life with that of the X-men who save him and connects the hidden world of the Shinobi to the volatile world of mutants and superhumans. Mokuton! Naruto CANCELED

Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED

London: a place of youma, crime, and a sailor scout/martial artist fighting duo. Too bad the martial artist died. Or did he? 5 years later Minako gets pulled into the madness of Nerima. And she finds out, that sometimes, you should look for a body first.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Sometimes when you get a mysterious death, you need to send in a specialist. When that specialist is Harry Dresden, and he's sent to looking into the goings on of Tokyo-3, there's no telling what might happen.

The power of the Hallows merged within him Harry stood timeless as those he loved aged and died before him. The eternal wizard sought a new world with companions equally as long lived. He knew how to deal with Dark Lords so made an epic journey short!

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

Darkstar has been defeated and the gang parts ways yet again. Weeks have passed and Zelgadis finds a new lead. Joining him are Lina, Gourry, and Amelia, as they search for a certain cursed training grounds.

Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?

AU A letter discloses truths that had been hidden and Naruto is actually given the tools necessary to achieve his goals. Armed with a new sense of purpose, Naruto sets out to forge his path and revive his once great clan.

Umbridge has driven Dumbledore from Hogwarts, now she's after Harry and the DA. They escape, but, to steal a phrase, "Our situation has not improved." While Harry and some friends work to survive, the rest of Britain has to face Voldemort without him.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?

Ranma's rather normal - for him - college plans are shaken up when he gets a job offer, working for one of the best academies in the world. The catch? He'll need to become an Artist of War. Lucky for him, his new partner knows the ropes.

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

Pretty much Hiatus. Up for adoption. AU after returning from failed Sasuke retrieval #1 post-Shippuden start. Something I work on, on the side. Naruto as more of a strategist/actual Hokage in training.

Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.

As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.

The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Knowledge is power and practice makes better. Buffy knows that and is ready to take advantage of it as much as she can. She's going to make some noise and turn some heads earlier than anyone expects, wiping a past she isn't willing to accept. Timetravel

HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.

At the age of eight, Ranma ran from the teachings of Genma, unintentionally dodging the harem in Nerima. Unfortunately, this was merely the equivalent of sidestepping a pothole and falling off a bridge.

Rock Lee is shattered when he discovers news that he failed the chuunin exams a second time round, being left behind by all the rookie nine and his own team. Join him in his determined goal to be equal with his comrades once again as a chuunin

Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*

We all know that Sakura Haruno’s got some unusual mental issues, what with inner Sakura and all, but when a new mental voice shows up during her fight with Team Dosu, things go from awkward to just plain weird.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. -COMPLETE!