Today is the 17th birthday of that chick who married a 51 year-old and spends her time coming up with creative and disgusting tweets celebrating her awkward sexuality. (Or she lets her creepy new husband who is older than her dad write them on her behalf. Whatever.) Courtney’s devious stage mom, Krista, will talk to any outlet that will listen and will go on about her daughter’s great career and how amazing her new son-in-law is. She’s like Dina Lohan, only that much more transparent and neglectful. To RumorFix, Krista Stodden said that “there are major networks interested” in buying the rights to her daughter’s story, as if it’s all that compelling that antiquated marriage laws to escape statutory rape charges still exist in America. That’s the only story I see here, along with a sad little girl who has learned to cope with her reality by developing Stockholm syndrome and becoming a parody of a sex kitten. It’s possible this is a whole media put-on, a la Joaquin Phoenix, as many of you have suggested. I’m hoping that’s the case but I’m not betting on it.

Anyway here’s some crap Courtney’s mom has said recently. I picture her slurring into a cordless phone, a 1/4 full bottle of Smirnoff and a carton of orange juice on the counter next to her.

“There are major networks calling us wanting to do a movie on Courtney’s life because they are interested in her and they find her fascinating. The movie will be similar to the 1978 film Harper Valley P.T.A., a story about a town that’s so small they couldn’t handle the sexuality and beauty of one of the residence. Similarly, the town Courtney grew up in tried to keep her down, but she didn’t let that happen because she is so strong and just kept her head up.”

When we asked Krista which networks are interested in a movie about her country-singing daughter she told us, “I don’t want to name names.”

Although nothing is 100% confirmed, Krista informs us that it’s “definitely something people are talking about and extremely interested in doing.” – RumorFix

Ocean Shores native and wedding shocker (and singer/model/beauty kween) Courtney Stodden turns 17 today, Courtney’s mother, Krista Stodden tells KBKW News that the newlyweds were hoping to celebrate at Disneyland “but here in California we have a heat wave so I don’t know if they’re going to be standing in those long lines, they might plan something else today.”

Stodden said the controversial couple will soon be featured in their own reality show. “We’re in production right now, it’s going to be a very interesting reality show just because of the age difference. People are just interested in what a, now I can say 17 year old, has in common with a 51 year old.” – KBKW via ONTD

We last heard about a potential reality show for these two when they talked about it during an insane appearance on an Australian morning show last week. I hope when her mom says they’re “in production” on a reality show she means they’re “shooting a pilot and desperately trying to shop it to anyone that will listen.” I hope no one touches this with a very long pole, is all I’m saying. Hoax or not it’s way too out there. Then again, reality shows like Toddlers and Tiaras exist and people watch them. The sh*t they air is outrageous.

Happy birthday to Courtney. She wrote last night that she was “Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ” Courtney’s husband told Radar that he “surprised his 17-year-old wife with her first birthday gifts from Victoria’s Secret, her favorite store.” This has got to be a put on. Especially since she should have tweeted some nonsense about her new birthday lingerie already.

Sooooo — I just spanked my brain by reading through her tweets. Those MUST have been written by her “husband.” No girl (even a delusional one who’s not much more than fake tits and a jailbait-ee vadge) would write that about themselves……

Original Bellaluna, I just found your link to the Grimaldi curse. Fascinating story, wonder if it’s true. Seems a little harsh that 500 years later the family Grimaldi is still paying for that crime and at the same time it’s a little awesome that they are still paying for the original crime.

OT: I had an argument once with a witch. I was wondering (again) why babies are born with horrific diseases that just cause them agony until they die. Why does a 2-year-old get cancer? WHY? She was of the belief that said child committed horrific crimes in a previous life and was now paying for it. I did not react well to her suggestion. To make something so small pay for a crime they had no control over really angered me. Why isn’t life fair:(

This story might be interesting 10 years from now in an old Reader’s Digest “can you believe this bullshit” type article, when she and her creepy husband have been long since washed down the memory hole. They seriously need to go away. Whether this is an experiment or not, I think we already know what they may be trying to prove. Many people will watch a trainwreck. It’s digusting what these people are doing. And people say that gay marriage makes a mockery of traditional marriage. Umm, no. This mess does.

Lady D, I don’t know, but raping a woman doesn’t seem “outside of times” back then, if you know what I mean. It wouldn’t surprise me if she put a curse on them.

I don’t subscribe to the “they did something horrible in a past life” view when it comes to CHILDREN. That? Not okay. NO child deserves a devastating/painful illness, I don’t care who they (supposedly) WERE.

Her life story? She’s 17..what would the movie be about? How old she was when she learned to walk? When she got her braces? Cause if getting married to a 51 year old is your biggest accomplishment then you got one sad, sad life.

If they do a reality show, I will have to watch at least once because it is like looking at a train wreck — you come across it and cannot help but stare. Does she not know she is a pathetic joke and everyone laughs at her, and that ignorant 51-year-old cannot see that, also?

This is so wrong! I think that the networks who are supposedly interested in this train wreck need to step back! The media does not need to promote this disgusting couple. He is a child molester and she is putrid. If we just ignore them they will go away. Personally, I don’t want to see anymore of them than I already have.

She always looks so strung out a la anna nicole smith. Like… More so than princess charlene to me. She seems like she’s being exploited and doesn’t even know it, like plied with drugs/alcohol/gifts so that her parents/creepy husband can use her. I mean she looks rough for 17. I’m 23 and frequently get mistaken for being younger.

This girl is trying her best to be a porn star. Just make a video already and shop it around. I’m sure they’re holding it in reserve when they need to add more minutes to ther 15 minutes of fame clock.

This chick is not only sleazy, but is also a raging narcissist who sounds like she just picked up and read her first book- a harlequin romance novel- and only obtained a limited vocabulary reading them.

For the record, I think most people with repugnant personalities are the product of poor parenting, except at one point, people eventually have to be held responsible for the way they act. Next year, this skank will be an adult and I’ll be wondering if people will finally stop blaming it all on her parents and realize she’s just an asshole, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, etc. or continue trying to elicit sympathy by selling the same “little girl lost” angle like they’ve been doing with Lindsay Lohan the past seven years she’s been an adult.

This…girl is extremely hard to sympathize for because she’s just so unlikeable.

She isn’t 16. I am unable to post a link but Awful Plastic Surgery found an article on her published in her local paper written in 2009. It’s basically just an announcement about her upcoming speaking engagement at a local high school. It states her age at 15.

While it doesn’t explain her “rode hard and put away wet” appearance, it at least makes her legal. She is obviously hiding her real age because she is convinced this “scandal” is going to make her a star.

Y’know, this guy is actually a pretty decent actor even though he’s always typecast as the a-hole/creepy-type. I feel kind of sorry for him that’s he’s stooped so low that he’s either romantically involved with this repulsive person that obviously has severe emotional problems and/or they’re in this just for the publicity. He’s tarnished his career with this.

The story on awful plastic surgery isn’t necessarily incorrect or correct. She would have turned 15 in 2009. Makes sense…Regardless I don’t believe she is just turning 17. She looks like she’s in her 30′s. Vile…

Ugh. I’m a hater, and not by jealousy, I hate only because they both annoy the hell out of me…

Creepy husband – daddy, pimp, whatever – pervert for sure, has the nuts to say it’s love. If ppl tune in to this couple it’s purely for the curiosity of watching how twisted and pathetic these people really are. It’s not ‘love’ asshole – it’s opportunity for you to get your rocks off and for her to famewhore her soul away. I would like to hope she could one day look back and feel humiliation, but after listening to her talk – it’s clear the brain cell in her head is going to die alone!

I just read her tweets. They sound like they were written by a 51 year old gay man ohhhhhh, okay, now I get it. At first I thought they were legit. Totally nutty, but legit. But those tweets reek of trying-too-hard. Total scam.

GUESS WHAT… NO WAY SHE IS A TEEN… The simple fact is teens twitter a certain way. Check out twitter and you will see hashtags (#) all over & teens def have a text speak that they use. They RARELY type out full sentences – Especially when they are 1)texting 2)facebooking & 3)tweeting. Only a MORON would believe she is a teenager *asides from her face.
DUH! She’s a dumbass if she thinks she is fooling anyone. I just want her to go away. NO MORE POSTS ON THIS THING PLEASE KAISER & CB. Pretty please with a juicy wet cherry on top. Meow! (Damn, see what you did you did to me/LOL & j/k) I love you both, but please throw her pics & non-stories in the trash. Your ever-loving fan xo

Ugh, just went through her Twitter account and now I feel sick. She might have got a plastic surgeon or two to declare her “all rill” (her spelling, ugh), but I doubt she could get even the most bribe-happy psych to declare her sane. There’s something really wrong there.

@Your mama – Amen! Her tweets sound like fanfic written by a sappy, lonely, middle aged woman. Her gay friend (that “actor” she “married”) probably bought a bunch of romance novels, copied down some adjectives and prepositional phrases, and now ladles out this word stew on Twitter. Come to think of it, it DOES sound like a gay guy taking a stab at what straight people find sexy.

And for those of you who are over the top disgusted by the tweets, please. I cringe for these people, but it’s just silly and sad. Remember, people, she’s about 35, playing a prank on us all, and laughing all the way to the bank.

Gnarly. This is all just so gnarly and foul, I’m embarrassed for myself that I even click on these links to read the stories, it’s like a bad car wreck that you just can’t look away from. I literally feel nauseous every time I read anything about these two. (Shudders) And why is her birthday tweet making a sexual reference to her dogs, seriously? Okay, I really have to go now, I think I’m going to vomit on my laptop.

I am all against violence and physical punishment. That being said: If I had the chance, I’d slap this Krista person into next Tuesday. Honestly, how can one do that to their child? And don’t call me out on that girl having a will of her own. It’s obvious she has been raised/brainwashed to fullfill her mother’s dreams in life, not to be her own self and given time to figure herself and what she wants to do with her life out. That’s emotional abuse and it’s dis.gus.ting.