You can't say they undersold the place. You can't say they didn't warn you. I've no doubt that people did get in the car on a lazy weekend afternoon to drive over to that Goblin or Gobberler or whatever it's called, because it was new, and your friends - the ones who always have the new car and take a vacation in Mexico every year, they couldn't stop talking about it. Said it was like being in "Love, American Style."

I think Turkey would have prefered a lower profile, for a variety of reasons.

Of all the lines on the brochure, this is the most disappointing. "You've stayed at the ones not based on a turkey, now stay at the one specifically designed to remind you of one" would be more novel.