Accidentally Racist Sometimes? Get Racism Insurance

It's human nature to say insensitive things from time to time, and it's particularly awkward if you fumble your words and say something that could be misconstrued as racist. There's a reason I'm not welcome back in the city of Tampa, but moving on...

If only there was a magical race representative who could appear and explain that "everything is cool" when people say something stupid. If they could score you lower car insurance rates that would be pretty cool too, but one fantasy at a time.

More racist content ahead! Err, I mean, more content ABOUT racism ahead.