Washington (IWR Satire) - The First
Lady Laura Bush spoke briefly to the unsuspecting librarians in the
red room before they were arrested in a sting operation by the Justice
Department. The women were charged with violating the spirit and
intent of Patriot Act II. "I'm glad to help our Attorney General
round up
these
treasonous librarian harlots. John tells me that some of
their libraries actually had copies of the evil
books 'Catcher in the Rye', 'The Origin of the Species' and 'Stupid
White Men'," said Mrs. Bush to reporters.