Teachers Pick their Noses

£5.99

And for all you fainthearted souls out there that are feeling queasy at the mere thought of your teacher digging for bogeys – don’t panic! This collection also includes lots of ‘non-bogey’ poems. There are poems about footballing hedgehogs; flea-ridden pirates; chocolate cakes that take over the world; a girl who can’t stop sleeping; and the long awaited return of My Silly Daddy. Not to mention the Recycle Monster living in the garden shed.

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Have you ever seen your teacher picking their nose? I bet you haven’t. But the truth is it’s their favourite thing to do in the whole world. In fact, if nose picking was an Olympic sport, teachers would win all the gold medals. Read this book and discover what your teachers REALLY get up to when you’re out in the playground.

3 reviews for Teachers Pick their Noses

Conrad Burdekin – September 23, 2016:

‘If he’s written another poem about me, he’ll not be getting any pocket money for 100 years’ – Conrad’s mum

Conrad Burdekin – September 23, 2016:

‘I’ve never picked my nose in all my life. How disgusting. I’m a headteacher for goodness’ sake. I wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing’ – Mrs Moore

Conrad Burdekin – September 23, 2016:

‘I’ll be there in a minute. I’m just…going…to……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…’ – Sleepy Sue

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I'm at Castleford Library waiting to do a storytelling workshop. The three crowd members so far are rather familiar😀.

I ran some workshops here last summer. One of the boys who came was called Peter. He attended as part of his Children's University course where he had to do 1000 hours. At the end he'd to pick his favourite moment.

Mabel keeps telling me about the 'turtle on my knee' in the song Attention. I couldn't believe that was right, but she assured me it was. I've just looked it up - 'throwin' that dirt all on my name' isn't nearly as good as Mabel's invention 😀 ... See MoreSee Less

Check out Wakefield Libraries getting in on the rhymes! Good work 😀 ... See MoreSee Less

You know that you'll have a great time
With story and rhythm and rhyme,
When Conrad is here-
He's due to appear
on the stroke of the two o'clock chime!
Conrad Burdekin! enjoy a great afternoon of fun with words.

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