Jun

20

Riley: HI MOMMY HI MOMMY HI MOMMYYYYY
Me: Hi, Riley! How are you doing?
Riley: Good! I’m having macaroni and CHEESE!
Me: Hey, that sounds good. Hey, babe!
JB: Hey!
Riley: AND SHOCLATE MILK!
Me: Mmm, that sounds like a good dinner! Hi, Dylan!
Dylan: *mad wriggling*
Riley: HEY MOMMY? HEY MOMMY? HEY MOMMY?
Me: Yes?
Riley: I have some SHOCLATE MILK!
Dylan: WHEEEEEEW!
JB: Hey, did you see this check from-
Riley: AND MOMMY? MOMMY? MOMMY? My shirt is ALL WET!
Me: Did your shirt get wet at school?
Riley: YEAH!
Dylan: WHEEEEW! EEEEEEeeeee.
JB: – maybe we should deposit this tonight, I was thinking we’d—
Riley: I played in the WATER and I was going SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH like THIS!
Dylan: HOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Riley: And I was SPLASH SPLASH with my hand like a BOAT and then the boat go UNDERWATER and see all the FISH, MOMMY!
Me: Wow!
Dylan: Eeeeeeeeeeeyah! *poooooooooooooot*
Me: Hmm, I think Dylan’s diaper needs—
JB: How was work?
Me: Oh, it was—
Riley: And then the BOAT turn into an AIRPLANE and FLY REAL HIGH, hey, HOW DO THAT?
Me: Uh, I don’t—
Riley: HOW DO THAT, how get in the air and FLY REAL HIGH?
JB: Well, maybe—
Dylan: WHEEEEEEOOOOOO. AAGOO.
Riley: DYLAN SAID AGOO!
Me: And how was your day?
JB: Not bad, it was kind of—
Riley: HEY MOMMY AND DADDY? MOMMY AND DADDY?
Me/JB: Yes?
Riley: What DOING?
Me: Well, trying to have a—
Dylan: EEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Riley: The wheels on the bus go ROUND AND ROUND—
Dylan: WHEEEEEEEAAAAAHH!
Riley: ROUND AND ROUND—
Me: Do we have any—
Riley: ALL THROUGH THE TOOOOWN—
JB: Did you hear about the—
Dylan: WAAAOOO! Plttthkpt.
Riley: -ON THE BUS SAY WAH WAH WAH
Cat: MOWWW! EERROOOW!
Dog: *whine whine whine whine*
Dylan: GLLPTH. HEEW!
Riley: -SAY SHHH SSHHH SHHH
JB: I—
Me: Should—
Riley: ALLLLLL THROUGH THE—
Dylan: AAAAAAA—
Cat: MEOW
Dog: *WHINE*

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Comments

52 Responses to “Life as usual”

Sue on
June 24th, 2008 6:34 am

Sounds like my house. Except, I’ve got teenagers, and the minute I get in the door, they start with the questions. In the meantime, I can hardly hear them because both of the dogs are so happy to see me, they can’t stop barking. It doesn’t get any better, sorry!