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Monday, August 10, 2015

[MV Review] A Pink - 'Remember'

K-pop's best group came back a few weeks ago, and I'm kind of pissed that they had to come back while I was extremely busy because I could have spent some time fapping to every comeback stage as they happened instead of spending one day creating a long playlist of all of their live stages and fancams and having to do all of my fapping in one day. Luckily, I use a lot of lube or else my dick would almost be as raw as Bobby's rap lyrics.

On first listen, I didn't like the song as much as I do now, but after a couple of listens, I really grew to like this song because of its dual "melodies.". The song really one has one melody, but that prominent instrument you can hear at 0:30 fades in and out of the song, kind of how my dick goes in and out of Hayoung's sweet, tight little asshole. At first, I thought the song would have been much better if that melody played throughout the song, but using it sparingly makes the song better because it adds some spice to the song throughout, and it keeps the song from sounding monotonous, which it could have been. Based Shinsadong Tiger delivers another gem for Korea's best girl group.

I really have nothing to say except that A Pink did the beach/water theme better than SNSD and looked much hotter despite wearing more clothing. Partially because on a whole A Pink is a better looking group than SNSD, partially because A Pink's MV was paired with a better song, and mainly (aside from Hayoung) because Bomi rocks the fucking blond hair.

However, I don't like her pink hair.

For all I know, anti-fans could have supplied A Pink's stylists with the pink hair dye, which the anti-fans made by mixing jizz and vaginal blood together. I hope I didn't give any anti-fans any ideas, but the pink hair was unnecessary considering how hot Bomi is with blond hair.

Even Namjoo looks good this comeback. The K-pop gods are finally being nice to Namjoo as well. I don't know what more you could want from this comeback aside from Hayoung pegging you while Chorong rides your face, with Eunji sucking your right nut and Bomi the left nut, Namjoo sucking your cock and Naeun grinding on your abs, squirting everywhere. If you want more than that, you're just being a greedy dickface.

I always find that Apink's songs are okay-generic, but easy listening. Apink is okay, too. Their shows are fun to watch. That's why they have always been my faves. Hopefully Acube will step up their game by giving Apink more good songs.