CO2 Fracking? Hey, what could go wrong? I mean CO2 and fracking are both so safe, why not combine them?

Offshore Drilling? Fuck, really? Why are we not done with oil?

Or maybe we’ll get lucky and it will just be one long commercial on the benefits of GE appliances and electronics. Maybe some wind and solar power pipe dreams thrown in.

Blecch, can’t wait until Merrill Lynch launches its series extolling the virtues of gettin’ cheddar, Comcast creates a series that shows how net neutrality screws us all, and ADM starts it’s cooking show maybe with Paula Deen.