Algeria is the best country. People who disagree can go initiate a circle jerk

I'd like to penetrate your anus with a broomstick, count to twelve, break it off, then stab you in the fucking neck with the shitty, broken end of the same broomstick. After that, I'll remove the broken end of the broomstick from your anus, and proceed to fuck you in the stab wound in your neck with it. Then, (assuming you're still alive that is) I'll make you watch as I brutally rape your father with a baseball bat and a hockey stick...at the same time.
-AR6rider