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Celebrity Males With The Biggest Packages

These Hollywood hunks aren't just happy to see us—they do have something hiding in their pants!

Size does matter—especially when you've got the biggest cast member in Hollywood!

Many of these hung hunks have had their size confirmed by exes, co-stars and groupies, while others are simply speculation.

Take Jon Hamm. Yes, he's on our list, though he's not exactly a fan of all this talk surrounding his "tent pole!"

"They're called 'privates' for a reason,” he told Rolling Stone earlier this year. "I'm wearing pants, for f--k's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f---ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c---, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."

Take a breath, Jon! Though, we can't blame him for hating the body comments—actresses have been on the receiving end of it for years.

And now we're turning the tables. Join us as we ogle some of the hottest celebrity sex symbols known for their many, many talents in Tinseltown. And enjoy our peen puns!

Liam Neeson
In her 2009 autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, famed model Janice Dickinson revealed some interesting information about her relationship with Liam Neeson. She wrote he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out." We'll say that's one dark knight that rises.

Joe Manganiello
We know we have to take the Big Dick Richie scenes in Magic Mike with a grain of salt, but that doesn't mean those scenes were extremely exaggerated either. Joe Manganiello shows the character's nickname is based on some truth when his "star" appears as a silhouette behind a screen as well as another scene involving a close-up and a pump, which is rumored to be a prosthetic. What does Joe say? "You know, I love the curiousity. I am reveling in the curiosity." Us too!

Mark Wahlberg
He teased us with a prosthetic in Boogie Nights, but Mark Wahlberg really has nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to the dong department! We've seen his Calvin Klein underwear ads, and that's not a sock in there!

Michael Fassbender
When George Clooney comments on your penis size on stage at the 2012 Golden Globes, you know you've got something special. After Clooney won the award for Best Actor in a Drama over Fassbender (who went nude for his role in Shame), he joked that Michael could play golf with his hands behind his back. Even Prometheus co-star Charlize Theron had a few words for Michael's Fass-member saying, "Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time." So are we!

Ewan McGregor
Consider this peen present to be confirmed in size—the Scottish actor has flashed us in four films over the years! Which ones, you ask? Trainspotting, The Pillow Book, Velvet Goldmine and Young Adam. Queue the Netflix rentals!

Jay-Z
Many sources—ahem, groupies (sorry, Bey!)—have revealed the Jigga man has an above-average joystick. One spilled, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun." This gives "Big Pimpin'" a whole new meaning.

Jon Hamm
It's unfortunate for us, but Jon Hamm hates the talk surrounding the meat package in his pants. Just a few months ago, reports began to surface that the Mad Men actor's affinity for going commando became a problem on set. He was reportedly asked to wear undergarments while filming! His response was printed in Rolling Stone. "Most of it's tongue-in-cheek," he said. "But it is a little rude."

Hugh Jackman
Or is it Huge Jackman?! In every way, Hugh Jackman is a built man. And turns out, he even has a nickname for his willy—Old James Roger. He admits he doesn't know why he named his friend, but we sure wouldn't mind getting to know Ol' Jimmy boy a little better.

Jamie Foxx
Maybe it should be Foxxx based on what he's packing. If you've seen Django Unchained, you'll know Foxx's Django is unchained! (Though, be prepared. This particular scene is a bit heavy, and not a sexy full frontal shot in any way.)

David Beckham
Let's just say, Victoria is one very lucky (and satisfied!) wife. After all, we've all seen his H&M underwear ads. And whether it's on a billboard in Times Square or not, we know David has quite the pecker.

Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood is openly bisexual and says she's very chivalrous with other women — and that Miley Cyrus gives her gay vibes. Oh boy.

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Billie Joe Armstrong

Billie Joe Armstrong told The Advocate that his bisexuality is a "beautiful thing" back in 1995.

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Amber Heard

Amber Heard dated a female photographer for a while named Tasya Van Ree. Now she's engaged to Johnny Depp. Upgrade? Maybe.

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Andy Dick

If Andy Dick could sit still for two seconds, he'd be able to explain that bisexuality is a real thing.

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Tom Hardy

Openly bisexual Tom Hardy may well break anyone who spews nonsense about bisexuality in general.

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Snooki

Snooki could make Larry King feel like a real grenade for his outdated views on bisexuality.

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Pink

Pink is bisexual — before marrying husband Carey Hart, she dated a few dudes, including Tommy Lee, and had a fling with actress Kristianna Loken. If Pink weren't too busy being one of the most successful musicians in the world, she could beat some sense into Larry King.

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Megan Fox

Megan Fox is bisexual, as long as the sexual doesn't include anyone named Larry King. (She's married to Brian Austin Green, but she also confessed to a huge crush on Olivia Wilde. Good taste in gals.)

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Azealia Banks

Azealia Banks loves to have Twitter beefs with people, so I doubt she'd mind adding Larry King to the list.

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Mary Lynn Rajskub

Mary Lynn Rajskub swings both ways, and like most people, has a crush on Megan Fox.

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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is openly bisexual and has been dating Taylor Kinney for years. She's a champion for the LGBTQ community and was born that way.

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Kesha

Kesha once had sex with a ghost, so it's unlikely that King would understand that. But the fact that she openly admits she's attracted to people for their spirit, not their gender, shouldn't be too baffling.

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David Bowie

Rather than explain it to Larry King, David Bowie could write an amazing song about how bisexuality works.

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Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie had a girlfriend, Jenny Shimizu, and openly admits to affairs with both men and women before getting together with Brad Pitt. Jolie could could teach Larry King to 'adopt' some smarter views about bisexuality.

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Alan Cumming

This theatrical performer could sing and dance some understanding into Larry King's ignorant old heart.