Who's yo Daddy?

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&gt;&gt;Another chuckle for the evening....
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details".
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy?
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;same night.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;were at the party if this helps.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;down the father, can you please send me his phone number?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Thanks.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;and see if he's had it replaced.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;and right by the country. Please advise.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;same to me.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave., mine might
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;have remained unfertilized.
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&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;one made you fart.