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Singapore

I’ve now spent a couple of days here in Singapore and I have to say I like it here. It’s clean, safe, the people are friendly and there are some real stunning girls everywhere. I mean everywhere! in all the malls, on the street, on the bus, waitresses, waiting at bus stops, just lots and lots of pleasant easy on the eye flesh. (It’s hot here, shorts are short)

Some initial thoughts, I’ve found it difficult getting eye contact out here, maybe the girls check you out in a more subtle way but I haven’t been getting many street IOIs. The mind set of coming here as a “rich white man” and expecting all the local Asian cuties to drop their knickers is completely wrong. The girls here are “westernised” to a degree, conversely I’ve found that isn’t a bad thing, they all speak English, therefore they get nuances of language and word-play. The full repertoire of your chat can be unleashed without the confused expressions you’d get from girls of other Asian nationalities.

“Ladies night” should be mentioned, it’s every Wednesday. I headed into the CBD (Raffles place) with my host, he’s a tall German looking dude, we perched our selves in the thick of it and I was overcome with the yellow fever. Scores and scores of sexy business Asian girls, 8s 9s 10s all over the place. Not dressed in suits with laptops like you’d see in London. Figure hugging sexy dresses are the norm, the girls are thinner, prettier and way more feminine than the butch fat masculine ones found outside bars in London.

Business girl Singapore style

Ladies night here means all the girls get to drink for free, it defies logic seeing lots of well-dressed girls with the trappings of money queuing like children, empty cocktail glass in hand whilst they wait in line for cheap fruit punch. Over a 30 minute wait for a free drink. Just buy one.

Another bar I went to is “The Library” it’s a quirky little cocktail place, you need a password to get in, they publish it on social media. If you don’t get it in time, just slip the clerk at the 7-11 across the way a couple of bucks and he will tell you it. “Club street” was also good to hang out, lots of pretty local girls, a good vibe and bars are all busy so it’s easy to approach.

I have my first date with a cute little Singaporean girl tomorrow, let’s see what happens. I’ll follow up with a report, I’m hoping of the lay kind, with her screaming “me sooooooo horny”.

One twelve hour direct flight from London and I have arrived in Singapore, the first country on my four month quest for flags in south east Asia.

I have compiled my short-list of girls from the pipe lining work that I did before I came. I got a whole load of interest being on the local dating site as an foreigner. Am here a week, and I have 6 girls whatsapp details, listed in order of who I want to bang:

V – 20 Chinese

T – 25 Singaporean

S – 18 Singaporean

N – 26 Vietnamese

C – 31 Philippines

G – 27 Philippines

The melting pot – Asian dishes

Singapore is an absolute melting pot of Asian cultures and nationalities, all having slightly different look to them, it’s can be a game to work out the nationality of the girl before you open them.

It’s blatantly obvious that I shouldn’t settle for one flag as this would be a cop out. Prime target are the Chinese looking girls, paler with smaller noses. As would be expected, there are very very few fatties walking around, most girls here are petite, slim and a little over 5ft, not much rack in the majority, but overall compared to the UK, it’s very hmmm… Fucking Awesome.

I have a logistical problem (again) I am staying with a friend, a friend who is married and therefore I can’t bring girls back to his rather awesome apartment on the river on pain of his wife leaving him. To compound the matter most girls certainly live in their family home as rent is expensive here. Having the father, mother, uncles, cousins and siblings in the next room whilst I violate their sweet little girl isn’t gonna happen.

This leaves me with few options:

An hourly hotel – not sure this will fly with the girls, not exactly under the radar. (my friend suggested it, he probably has experience there)

I check out of my friends place, check into my own apartment and lord it.

Wing it and hope for some sex on location.

The only real option of course being no. 2.

Looks like tomorrow first thing on the list is to find a new place put my cowboy hat and rice noodles.