When i was younger, probably around 3 or 4, My grandparents could not keep me from trying to eat fruits and what not from the bushes/plants in their garden. My grandfather had noticed me eyeing up, what appeared to me to be delicious fruit. He called out, "Don't eat the candy off of my candy plant!" About 15 minutes later I came running to the porch, crying and practically vomiting. Later in the story, which my parents did tell me, I found out these were hot pepper plants. I never ate anything from his garden again.

My favorite arguement. We got vaccines at work, and when I say some of the more 'flamboyant' Christians getting vaccinated, I asked about their beliefs on evolution. Yes I am a little bit of a rabble-rouser.