"Eek! Pervert!" you shout, slapping him. A red hand-shape glows on his cheek, and then tears start gushing from his eyes in giant fountains. "All I wanted was to be close to women!" he shrieks. "I'm a great lover of women, but no one understands that!"

You return all the underwear in the world. This takes longer than you had expectedalmost 3 weeksso you decide to skip the rest of your trip to Japan and spend the remaining days of summer at home.