#1 it's 1964, not 1965... and you should keep an eye out for certain dates and mint marks. for example, the 1932 denver and san francisco quarters are worth about $60 even in terrible condition. uncirculated, the 1932D coin is worth around $750 book.

the ones before that are pre-washington bust... most worth a lot more, i think.

#2 Assuming your toaster has wide slots/you are using bread 3 atomic layers thick.#3 40-year old+ common knowledge.#4 Assuming you have very ill-fitting doors.#6 Learn to crack eggs carefully/properly is better advice.#9 Pristine collar, creased-as-shit shirt. Just iron the damn thing, lazy bastard.#10 Enjoy all of the exotic CD coating/cheapest, nastiest plastic compounds for lunch. Mmmmmmm.#11 Or just use a small jug like humans have done for decades before.#17 Tomatoes/onions are not condiments/you still need to wash the cupcake tray though?#22 "5-times more effective" how? Nothing "Prevents" cold and flu.#24 I'm going to need gallons after reading all this shit.#25 Or, if you can't find waterproof tape or pool noodles, zip tie empty soda bottles like in the picture...#26 It doesn't leak through the polythene bag?! Wow - Nobel Prize for that man.