Titties and Dicks! Titties and Dicks! I'm gonna git me some Titties and Dicks! Our newest t-shirt design combines the two things our marketers have found to be the most treasured rarities on our planet. You'd think this design was created exclusively for the peoples of Bangkok, Thailand, but since The West has always been intrigued by the gentleness and preciousness of Eastern thought this new idea of having it all has translated quite easily to the western mind. The true great minds of Eastern culture have taught us if you want something, you have to go out and get it. Advertise yourself!