The Stratocracy of The Soylent Green Party is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Attila the Hungery with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.283 billion Soylent Green Partiers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Ponyburger. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The Soylent Green Partyish economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion Sharknado Laserdiscs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,642 Sharknado Laserdiscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Soylent Green Party's national animal is the Suckling Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pony BBQ is Magic.