Seamless is at once one of the greatest and most ruinous gifts ever bestowed upon man. Still, while the service has vastly simplified the process of acquiring both lunch and heart disease, there are still just a few too many options. Fortunately (?), Seamless Roulette has taken care of that.

You'd think we Gizmodians would've learned our roulette lesson from our most recent money-losing foray into Las Vegas, but no. We want more, and we want to play the game right here at the desk with this Roulette Paperweight.

Putting an Addam's Family-esque twist on party games, this little contraption gives the unsuspecting loser's finger a jolt of electric shock when the game comes to end. After a number of "victims" is selected, players put their fingers in and watch as the lights start moving in a circle, accompanied by rapid…