Asshole Poltergeist

While under house arrest, unrepentant womanizer Jimmy Walter must outwit an ill-tempered poltergeist or remain the victim of shrewd and humiliating pranks designed to derail his love life. His only assistance in this supernatural battle of wills comes from his longtime friend, semi-competent lawyer, and world renowned yo-yo guru, Rakesh Parsa, and Jimmy’s Hawaiian Food Delivery Driver/unrequited love interest, Leilani Kama.

Overcoming this challenge won’t be easy, which historically means Jimmy probably won’t succeed. Jimmy’s years of experience as an online dropshipper have in no way prepared him for a ghost with a predilection for shin kicks, phone-book-assisted face punches, and well-timed chair pulls.

The shocking revelation of who the mysterious spirit is forces Jimmy to question whether his real nemesis is himself.

But it isn’t.

It’s the ghost.

This story will make all people, regardless of religious background, believe in the existence of assholes.