Seen here staring at his peen instead of the screen, a man demonstrates a London bar's new urinal-based video game system while Beatrix Kiddo watches from above with a katana sword. Please Beatrix -- please don't kill my bill! He's little and couldn't hurt anyone! The featured game is a downhill slalom in where the pisser controls the direction of their skier with a stream of urine. Mmmm, yellow snow. No word what happens if you pee on the floor, but my guess is probably be asked to leave. It's not my fault -- some guy told me if you piss on the floor you get a bonus level. "What guy?" You know, the little red one that sits on my shoulder and tells me to do naughty things!

Hit the jump for a short video of the #1(!!!!) system in bathroom gaming (besides the 3DS).