ARSENAL have had to wait almost ten years since they last celebrated winning a major trophy. But now the Gunners have caused a stir by planning a party for an FA Cup final triumph – before the match against Hull City has even been played.

Stir!

A Hull City spokesman declined to comment yesterday but midfielder David Meyler says the news has gifted the Tigers an extra incentive to win the FA Cup for the first time in their history.

And then right at the end of this scoop, the Post notes:

It has been reported Hull City are planning a parade from the KC Stadium should they win.

The cocky sods. C’mon plucky Arsenal, show them you won’t take that sort of behaviour.