Friday, May 10, 2013

MEXICANS HOTMAIL DOT COM

Did y'all watch my tv show last night? Neither did I. But that's ok because you can still watch the online edition! This week I'm giving oral sex advice aka don't do it because one cum shot has 90 calories #unacceptable

PS: The best part is the english closed-captioning generated by Youtube aka Lady Gaga ft. Pharrell:

PPS: I'm back from my ~holidays~ and ready to start spamming y'all about my life and my new tan etc so stay tuned ok ilu xoxo