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Duck Hunt NES Classic Box Art T-Shirt

Shut Up, Dog

Maybe the reason most hunting video games these days don't do very well is that they just can't live up to the glory that is the original. We might never hunt any real ducks, but hand us an NES Zapper and we can show you some sharp shooting skills.

Shut Up, Dog

When we upgraded our old CRT box televisions to HD flat screens, we didn't think about the consequences. Then, one day, we took out the old NES and the Zapper light gun, and... devastation. Why oh why didn't we keep that old CRT around? How are we supposed to get those ducks and clay pigeons now? How will we ever show up that dog? Now, the snickering pup's laughter will haunt us... forever.