I steal the cookie out of MineButcher's hands during his delusional rant as he doesn't realize that he's been safeguarding against @TheTurtleMan instead of @Turtleguy2018, who was the one with the cookie.

No we are not. Though since you’re so confused smart feels like he has to come back and it explain it to you. As he’s talking about how every turtle isn’t the same as the last I snag the cookie out of his pocket and take off again.

I steal the cookie out of MineButcher's hands during his delusional rant as he doesn't realize that he's been safeguarding against @TheTurtleMan instead of @Turtleguy2018, who was the one with the cookie.

Someone confuses the cookie with an Oreo, so I just pick it up where it was forgotten and clone the cookie. I keep a clone and drop the other one. Ya'll can fight all you want, I just figured out how to keep the cookie.

I am walking through the park and notice a cookie laying on the ground. Its not the cookie, but its a cookie. It reminds me of better days. Of when planets were exploded over a simple treat. It makes me lust for THE cookie. I search day and night for months before i stumble upon it. Not being protected, not in anyone's possession. Its just laying on the ground, same as i found the other one. I pick it up but it doesn't feel right. I know its the right one, I could never forget, but it just seems off. It seems to be fading in and out of existence. I take and put the cookie in my quantum stabilizer. Nothing happens. I turn up the power. Still, nothing. I max it out, this time it starts to buzz. The machine shakes and there's a flash of light. I look away to avoid being blinded. As the light fades i slowly turn back. The machine is completely destroyed but sitting atop the rubble is the cookie, though its glowing now. It seems when rod cloned it he managed to take more than half the cookie while also leaving more than half the cookie. The two parts were entangled so when put in the stabilizer they refused in the machine no matter the distance between them. Since more than 2 half came together we now have 1.05 of a cookie in the space of 1 cookie, causing it to glow. I simply fall to the ground. Longing for this feeling. I sit there and i hold the cookie, doing nothing but waiting for the next attempt to steal it, though doing nothing to defend against it.

As the cookie continues flying off into space, currently residing at the thermosphere. Gravity pulls the cookie towards the earth, turning the sweet, delicious cookie into a raging comet.
Meanwhile, as I lay in bed, gazing upon a stary universe, i see a comet, i close my eyes, and make a wish. I open my eyes, and see the comet getting unusually closer, i quickly fetch my telescope across the room, I was getting unsettling vibes, looking through the lens of the scope, aiming clearly towards the comet, i realize "wait a minute, that's not a generic space rock, it's a cookie?" I'm baffled. The cookie comet is getting dangerously close, i panic, the anxiety of the cookie comet builds up, i imagine how big the explosion it would be, I'm shaking. I rush towards the door and sprint down the stairs. Before i could get to the end of the stairs, i here a loud bang, windows break, i think about the cookie, it must've crashed near by, lights go out, everything is quiet. A burning oder fills the room. Debris of the aftermath explosion are scattered everywhere, shards of glass everywhere, i was on barefoot. I cautiously make my way to my front door, i struggled to open my door. A tree branch seems to be pushing against it, i bash my way through. I see smoke ahead as i finally made it outside, the area has been completely decimated, the cookie comet did some really big damage. I look at my house, it took a big beating, shattered windows, roof tiles cracked, fences blown, yikes, that's alot to fix. Still curious about the cookie comet, i make my way down to it's crater, i see the cookie, from the looks of it, it appears to look edible, still steamy and hot though, and the scent of freshly baked cookies