You asked for it, and here it is: an intentional Monty Python reference. You didn't expect that, did you? Our chief weapon is surprise.
Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise - our two weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.
We're more cunning than you thought.

Transcript

Qui-Gon: Jar Jar, are there any humans on this planet?Jar Jar: Ooh, yessy yessy!Obi-Wan: Who's their leader?Jar Jar: Their leader issa Queen Amidala! She issa very old and smart.Qui-Gon: Sounds like the person we want to talk to.Jar Jar: She issa 14 years old! All the peoples voted for her!Obi-Wan: Hmmm...Qui-Gon: Where does she live?Jar Jar: Ooh, on the other side of the planet.GM: Wait, wait, no! This is stupid!Jar Jar: But... bubu... <sniff>Qui-Gon: Dude, you made Ben's sister cry.Obi-Wan: My parents won't like this...Jar Jar: <sob>GM: Fine. Okay, Sally, I'm sorry. Please stop crying. The people have elected a wise queen, who is 14 years old. And the Trade Federation, planning to take over Naboo, have landed their entire invasion fleet on the opposite side of the planet.Jar Jar: Yay!Qui-Gon: Clearly a ploy to gain the advantage of surprise.Obi-Wan: They're more cunning than we thought.