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Some very high leaders in the spiritual world believe that comedy is one of the greatest forms of human express. When a joke is not funny, it just dies and blends in with everything else.

Jesus, Moses and God were out playing golf one day. Jesus teed off first, and the ball flew straight over the fairway, landed in the green and rolled to within a couple feet of the hole. Moses hit second, and his ball also soared and landed close to the hole. Both looked over at God.

God took a few practice swings, then let loose on his ball. The ball flew off into the rough. Just then, a squirrel jumped over, grabbed the ball in his mouth and started running across the fairway. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel in its claws, but before it could get too far, a bolt of lightning struck the bird. The ball fell and a sudden gust of wind dropped it directly into the hole.

Jesus glared at God and said: "Hey, are you here to play golf or just screw around?"

A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple ofdozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing theminto his pants pockets.

On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next tohim, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her. He noticedafter a while the lady was glancing sideways toward his pockets. Abit embarrassed, he said to the lady, "It`s all right ma`am, they`rejust golf balls."

She nodded and smiled sympathetically and a few moments later said,"Tell me - is that something like tennis elbow?"

A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple ofdozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing theminto his pants pockets.

On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next tohim, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her. He noticedafter a while the lady was glancing sideways toward his pockets. Abit embarrassed, he said to the lady, "It`s all right ma`am, they`rejust golf balls."

She nodded and smiled sympathetically and a few moments later said,"Tell me - is that something like tennis elbow?"