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Mel Gibson No Longer Welcome at Camp Casey

According to a memo I just received from Mother Cindy Sheehan, actor/director Mel Gibson is no longer welcome at Camp Casey or any Code Pink/Gold Star Family hootenannies. Gibson, who recently denounced the Bush junta as a bunch of fear-mongering Mayans, and just last weekend went on a drunken, anti-Semitic tirade, is suspected of being a devout Catholic.

Yes, Gibson’s primitive religious beliefs are common knowledge to anyone who doesn’t live in a tent - but it came as a complete shock to Mother Cindy, who can barely watch the TV news through her endless tears of grief. While she is grateful for his offer to speak at next month’s “Down with the Bush Neocon/PNAC Zionist Aggressor Agenda” clambake, she fears that it would damage the credibility of the peace movement to be associated with a follower of the second most evil and genocidal religion in the history of the world. She has therefore regretfully declined Gibson’s offer. Until such a time that he redeems himself by championing the cause of a convicted cop killer or fellating Hugo Chavez, Mother Cindy will also give Gibson's Camp Casey VIP Celebrity Suck Up Pass to someone who more accurately reflects the views of the organization. That’s bad news for Mad Max fans, but good news for fans of actor Gary Busey, who will dazzle the crowd above and beyond their peyote colonics by rambling incoherently for 20 minutes and repeatedly whacking himself in the face with a frying pan.

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I was horrified at Mel's actions. The shame that persin must have over his actions is unconscionable. No not the over indulgence after all don't we all over imbibe in one fashion or another and then drive fast? I know I do Ha ha. Not even his complete anger towards the fascist police bothers me, in fact it's his one redeeming action. Of course not his racist language about Jooos after all the truth is the truth and if Joos don't like it then why were they born Joos? HA no answer for that is there. No his shame is he was driving a SUV. The horror of driving a gas consuming monstrostity such as that in this enlightened age. Has the man no shame at all.

Before we harvest some good 'ol American hemp to fashion a hangin' rope for this Gibson fella, let's examine the source on this. Cindy, despite her tireless efforts against the American blitzkrieg in the mideast and the Zionist-sponsored genoicde of the Lebanese culture, did give birth to a baby killer of her own. Despite this, she carved out a nice media niche for herself, and for as long as television cameras and other Zionist media document the the truths we teach her to say, I believe we should continue to feed on that. Our denunciations of her fascist past can and will come later.

And Gibson should receive the same treatment. As long as he speaks truth to power on the Zionist problem and potential final solutions for it, we should feed on that. Our denuncations of the non-reality-based, superstitious peasant can wait.

They can take his driver's license, but they'll never take...his anti-semitism!!!

Ms. Sheehan is a hair's breadth away from getting bad press and she knows this. The images of one of her celebrity endorsers plowing down Crawford pedestrians on the way to Camp Cash-In would not play well. Mel can stay at home and spout the talking points to the reporters (or cops) there.

The most telling part of the Gibson incident is how the chief of the storm-trooper police attempted to silence the Truth that Mel Spoke To Power by supposedly telling the arresting joooooo officer to take the Truths out of his report. How else is someone like Gibson supposed to have a way to make his views public, if not from arrest reports?

It's nice that Enlightened Hollywood is calling for a boycott of Gibson. His conspiracy theories about a hawkish religious culture are shameful. (Not that I agree with him. I support the Jewish people, just not their right to exist.) His comments may not have broken any laws, but it's great to see the entertainment industry and their consumers taking a stand against unacceptable behavior.

The Chix and Helen Thomas and Linda Ronstadt have black balls? No wonder Mel Gibson freaked out.
Since I don't own any of his movies (it was a matter of time before he outed himself as a progressyve)
I don't feel ripped off. But Lance Bass (now there is a great homo name if I ever saw one!) must be totally torqued that Mel stole his thunder by outing himself in less than a week later.

As a progressive, I'm always deeply troubled and outraged at the hate that spews forth from the right.And we know that hate can only come from the right.

Now that Mel has let us know his true feeling on Jews we can run him out of Hollywood and get revenge on him for making that chriso-facist propaganda film that I won't name here. And we get to take the moral high-ground at the same time!

If Mel was one of us he would know that he would have a "get out of anti-Jewish remarks jail card" if he was on the Left.

If this were a Jackson,Farrakhan,Sharpton, Chomsky,Carter, any head of the UN,Any spokesperson for A.N.S.W.E.R.,Well, just about anyone on the left, we would have rushed to your rescue and said "you are just taking his comments out of context". But no. you had to get on our bad side by making a film we did'nt like. Now you will feel our wrath.

Hello? Um, there's a little thing in the Constitution called Freedom from Hate Crimes, last time I checked. He's a big time celeb and that's why he's getting away with it. If you or I said what Gibson said (and coincidentally what everyone else is thinking) then we'd be at the Hague right now.

Are we sure that the man who was stopped and arrested was really Mel Gibson or was he someone made-up to look like Mel Gibson. After all, Hollywood Joooos can work miracles with that Joooo make-up effects...just check out King Kong.

Macho Mel's career is over. DUI (and substance abuse in general) is frowned upon in Hollywood, and his denunciation of Joooos is an outrage, in that staunchly pro-Israeli town.

Right now I'm worried sick about Papa Fidel. And the timing is suspicious: maybe the CIA popped something into his margarita and made him old and sick, to distract attention from the Wilson/Plame civil suit.

In response to a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war, the following response was sent:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20016

Dear Concerned Citizen:

Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees, currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. My administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington.

You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

Ahmed's meal requirements are simple, but we strongly suggest serving meals that do not require utensils, particularly knives and forks. Also, these should be "one-handed" foods; Ahmed will not eat with his left hand since he uses it to wipe himself after purging his bowels (which he will do in your yard) - but look on the bright side.. no increase in the toilet paper bill. He generally bathes quarterly with the change of seasons, assuming that it rains, and he washes his clothes simultaneously. This should help with your water bill.

Also, your new friend has a really bad case of body lice that hasn't been completely remedied. Please heed the large orange notice attached to your detainee's cage: "Does not play well with others." Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite you, given the chance, but his rabies test came back negative, so not to worry. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clipper. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a sub-human form of property. However, he will be eager to assist with the education of your sons; have available for their use, several copies of the Q'uran. Oh and rest assured he absolutely loves animals, especially cats and dogs. He prefers them roasted, but raw is fine, too, if they aren't more than 2 or 3 days dead.

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. We think this watching over each other's shoulder is such a good way for people to interact that we will be sending a team of federal officials with expertise in your line of work to your place of business soon, just to help you do your job better. Don't be concerned that they have the power to close your business, seize your property, and arrest you for any violation of the 4,850,206 laws, codes, regulations and rules that apply to your profession. They're really there just to make sure you're doing everything the proper way. That is what you wanted, right?

Well, thank you for this opportunity to interact with such a valued member of the citizenry. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...we'll be watching.

I was mining for goods on the HuffPo today, (why do I torture myself? Sometimes it's just not funny!)But nearly everyone who condemned Gibson's anti-semitic rant - and rightfully so - went on an anti-Christian rant. They're too stupid to see their own hypocracy.

That's a high stakes game of fighting fire with fire.Something only us true progessyves are capable of. Anyone else would do it in a disproportanant way. Like those bully joooos against the Lezbians.

Also, someone mentioned earlier about Cindy Sheham's fast/binge, alas, it's over. According to her own statement (no BS), someone from the boooosh controlled govmint promised her "face time" (her words) with the Iraqi PM when he was in DC. All she had to do was stop her protest outside the gates and .... drum roll please.... END HER FAST!!! I guess the Iraqi PM doesn't do fat chicks.

At any rate,once again, booosh's minions have put a tear in the tin foil hat of the greatest sacrofice ever!