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"When the GOP-controlled General Assembly said you could use a fishing or hunting license from ANOTHER STATE but NOT a Memphis library card, they opened themselves up to this challenge."
— LeftWingCracker

"George Flinn should go over to Cohen's house and try to push his way in the front door. I never get tired of seeing Steve go all Chuck Norris on people." — guester11

About "Local Impact of 'Voluntary Buyouts' at FedEx Is Unclear":

"Just tell me where to sign up! I've got several co-workers who are trying to beat me to the sign-up sheet." —whtrtheythinking

About "Sold Out" and the fate of several longtime shops on Highland:

"There is a certain symbiotic relationship that exists when a smoke/head shop and a tasty, filling, low-cost sub shop are adjacent to each other. I hope they all find new locations."
— bigsean

Comment of the Week:

About "Why Memphians Should Hate the Tennessee Titans" and "sports hate" in general:

"My SEC neighbors are my cousins, mostly the same as me: drawling and gentle, with a bit of flavor: AL has its steely industrial energy, MS its charm, LA flavor, KY its gentility, and GA is pure rugged tradition. Arkansas, however, is a wasteland of lazy, drooling, ignorant gaptooth idiots without any redeeming value and of no flavor or letters or legacy, so I hate them, their pig, and wish they all go back to Texas/SWC/wherever and take Missouri and A&M with them. That, sir, is hate." — Don