Wednesday, July 07, 2010

So your Habs lineup next year will not include any of the following who were all UFA's: Dominictrix, Urologist, Mara, and Métro. So that leaves a 3rd and 4th lines of what, Tommy Pyatt and Mathieu DarCHe? Ben Maxwell? Mad Max's non-existent contract? Dustin Boyd? Lars Eller? Ryan White? Andrew Conboy? Can anyone help me out here?

Jaro cashes in with the Blues to the tune of four years and 15 mill. He meke meny moneys;

Little Tits will be officially looking for gangsters in Nashville. Considering the dinky contract (550k), he'll need some cash;

Vancouver's GM Place is no more. Say hello to Rogers Arena. That's original;

15 comments:

bea.habs.fan
said...

as much as you would be a breath of fresh air in the Canadiens organization, given that the majority do not get sarcasm, sarcasm your talents would be wasted. better to stick to people who appreciate and love you.

HUP HUP HOLLAND!!!!

(if the blow job promise is anything like the free ice cream and meth promised during the year ...)

Ahh 29, have read any of the stuff on the "official" site? You are doing "God's work". You know - strippers and hockey. I can't imagine you putting a positive spin on a bullshit move like the Halak trade. Or writing three paragraphs without referring to our GM as "the Goat".

Actually, take the job! You won't last long but it would be entertaining for a couple of days.

@10 one is, one thinks it's as stupid as it actually is and two are too young although what the hell do I know. Maybe my 10 year old is one of Bobbi's 5,114 fans because he thinks a blow job has something to do with balloons.

29: ditto that. youde be perfect for that job but you gotta be a wanker or related to one to even be sniffed at. regardless... let me write a letter of recommendation for you when the time comes. i havent started it yet but it would look something like this:

(subway letterhead)(date)From the desk of je m'souviens,

Dear Sirs,

This is a letter of recommendation for one habsfan29. From the short time that I have known him, I cannot attest to his abilities or potential in your organisation, however I can confirm that he has the rarest of those most desirable talents which is consistently being able to dig up timely pictures of internet babes and to find previously unknown sources of conditional bjs. Please see post on July 07 2010....

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The Four(-ish) Habs Fans are four(-ish) Habs fans. Three are from Montreal, though one of those is now stuck in the middle of the Red Mile. The other somehow grew up a Habs fan in the middle of Ontario Cottage Country, and now lives in Hogtown. Some of them are lawyers, so they are opinionated, and may or may not be assholes.

HabsFan29 is a lifelong Montrealer who decided the Four Habs Fans' email exchanges about the Habs were just too stupidly amusing and occasionally intelligent not to share with the world. The 29 is for the greatest (only?) Goalie-lawyer-PM candidate ever. He would like his mom to know that his meth habit is overstated on this blog for comedic effect.

HabsFan4 paid tribute to one of the finest gentlemen to ever don a Canadiens sweater. His legacy as one of the pioneers of the Gangsta Rap movement has always been understated. His Jaro posts will be recalled fondly by all.

HabsFanForever33 aka Panger is a Montrealer in Exile currently residing mere blocks from the Red Mile, yet whose passion for all things Canadiens has only embiggened with distance. HFF33 worships at the altar of St. Patrick. Panger still gets chills recalling the moment he met the greatest goal-scorer of all time, The Rocket. HFF33 is a life-long Habs fan, except during the Houle-Tremblay Era, when Le Club de Hockey Canadiens was dead to Panger.

HabsFan10 grew up watching Le Demon Blond on Radio-Canada with his unilingual English Dad in a WASPy little town in Maple Leafs country, at least until the playoffs each year, when he got to hear Danny Gallivan and Dick Irvin because the Leafs played on opposite nights (if they made the playoffs at all). Rick Middleton and Cam Neely sometimes haunt his dreams. He thinks Thurso, Quebec should be declared a national historical site. If you aren't sure what the 10 in HF10 stands for, you're on the wrong site, buster.

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moeman born in l'Estie'd'Québec, was baptized Maurice because well his Mom, seeing his beautiful dark locks and glaring eyes knew he'd need a namesake, actually it was his Mon Oncle Yvon that CHristened his Habstism, deep in central Ontario no less. He took life's circuitous route and blessed his own son with the name Patrick in 1993. He also has a gorgeous daughter but she's a Sens fan, so, meh. moeman loves women, wine, song, women, Habs, his kids, women, iOS Apps, hockey blogging women and women. His other passion, he hates the leaf. He also loves women.