Becks is not tempted

David Beckham is in Miami. He was photographed yesterday lounging on his hotel balcony with his shirt wrapped around his head. Becks has been trying to make an MLS team happen there. Miami? A lot of people think that Miami is where fidelity goes on holiday.

With that in mind, let’s talk about this Page Six report from last night. They’re saying that on Monday night/Tuesday morning, at 1:15am, Becks and three of his boys hit the club. While he was there, “Taz’s Angels” were trying to get him to notice:

A dozen scantily clad “video-vixen-type women” came strutting in together and sat at a table close by. The women then began “dancing on the tables and standing on the tables right across from Beckham. They were twerking to get his attention.”