You know, sometimes I think the people that write horoscopes have bad days too. Like writers block; but more of a “I just want to f**k with people today” type of moments. What the hell does this mean? Will I get fired today only to find out it’s a joke? When in reality I see the joke before the first move and in retaliation for the humor one year later I fire someone…but I really mean it? This world is just crazy sometimes.

“This isn’t the best time to play the perfect April Fools’ trick on you — but that may not stop the pranksters. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should let them have it, even though you might want to — and don’t confide that sentiment to a coworker, either. Hang onto the inspiration. Then next year at this time, you can play a prank on them and not be accused of trying to get even. After all, who’d suspect you after that long?”Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace