When I was in high school, a friend of mine got some round, white stickers with a screw on them. He had fun changing “I ‘heart’ my poodle” to “I ‘screw’ my poodle.” Insert the screw for the heart, and you may have come up with an accurate description of Christianity.

There really is a jesuslovesporn site. The first time I found that I thought, “that’s a keeper”.

Signgenerator is nice but too impersonal. I’m a firm believer in slow, custom, well crafted snark.

I expected I’d get people giving me additional ideas, probably better ones than I had at the time. I like the bitch one, maybe a variant could be:Jesus Loves You… now bend overorso get on your knees and take it

I hadn’t thought of replacing the heart. A screw is good, but maybe a nail would be better.