Petite is just a polite way of saying small or maliit. But we’re not using it as insult in this context, and we’d like to believe smallness suits girlfriend of the month Clarence just fine. We like her name. We like her unexpectedly smoky and disproportionate to her physique/voice. We like her (split) personality, we like her modesty, we like her moxie. We like her so much she likes us back. And our foray into positivity couldn’t be more aptly rewarded. Lucky you.