School Janitor Caught Masturbating With Cantaloupe In Teacher’s Lounge

School Janitor Caught Masturbating With Cantaloupe In Teacher’s Lounge

Atlanta teachers saved they walked into a “messy situation” on Friday when they found the school custodian huddled in the corner of the teacher’s lounge doing the unthinkable with a hollowed out cantaloupe. Willie Willis, 58, has been employed with the Atlanta School District since 2012, but employees say he should’ve never been hired.

“He’s always seemed a little bit creepy,” said Tracy Cunningham, a longtime teacher at the Harney Wright Elementary School. “On Friday, several of us teachers stayed late to catch up on some work. We went into the break room to grab something from the snack machine and there goes Willie, huddled in the corner next to the machine with his pants around his ankles. He was banging that cantaloupe like it stole something from him. That man is nasty as hell.”

That’s when Tracy said they called 911. According to reports, Willis ran out of the lounge with the cantaloupe still attached. However, with the quick thinking of the teachers involved, they were able to lock down the school, trapping Willis inside. When police arrived, they apprehended the custodian but quickly realized he needed medical attention. According to Willis, he had taken a Viagra just minutes before the “cantaloupe molestation” which caused his penis to get lodged into the fruit. Emergency Medical Personnel arrived at the scene and treated Willis on site. They freed his “member” by smashing the melon with a hammer.

Eyewitnesses say EMT’s not only smash the cantaloupe with the hammer but “accidentally” smashed Willis as well. They say he let out a scream like a 6 year old school girl. He was transported to the nearest hospital to bandage his injuries and release the pressure from his 4 hour erection. Willis was released from the hospital and booked into the county jail on several misdemeanor and felony charges. He was fired immediately from the elementary school.