God I laughed so much I cried! I am a fast reader but it took me 35 minutes to read as I couldn't even read one scentence without laughing and crying my 27yr old son thought I was mad! You rock as a writer!

roflmao omg i cant stop laughing my stomach and face hurt from laughing so much. poor bella having to be brought over to her b/f's house just to get everyone laughing at her specially her b/f. and that was a good shot by her about emmett and the dildo. keep up the good work. roflmao again

OMG! This is too funny. It's even funnier and kind of sad that it's based on a real life event. Your friend must one amazing and strong woman to agree to let you write this. I hope you show her your appreciations. She is truly a rare gem. This is the best o/s by far!