Late-Night Laughs

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno Bows Out Laughing

Jun 04, 2009

Jay Leno: "As you know, this is our last show. ... I want to thank all the people that made it possible: Michael Jackson, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton."

Jay Leno: "Do you realize when I started this show, my hair was black and the President was white?"

Jay Leno: "There were some tense moments yesterday here in Los Angeles with President Obama. A female reporter...carried, kicking and screaming, away from Air Force One after she insisted on handing President Obama a letter. They picked the woman up, forcibly, carried her away. Same thing they did when Joe Biden tried to get on the plane."