(spoken in hillbilly accent) voice 1: hey vern, should we tell our fans we done made a record? voice 2: naw, they’ll hear about us once we’s gets all rich und famoos. 1: yeah swimmin’ pools. movie stars. 2: whoo-wee!! i made myself a well today i build it out of sones and hay thought it woudl fall, vern said it’s okay it looks like h-ll but it holds the water it’ll do us good when the weather gets hotter i may be dumb but i’m lie maker that well right there’s a h-llwater keepsaker it looks like h-ll but it holds the water (mmm that mighty fine) it’ll do us good when the weather gets hotter (gimme an ice cube sugar) i may be dumb but i’m no lie maker that well there’s a h-llwater keepsaker 1: let’s hold on to that one vern 2: hey leroy, this water tastes like cowsh-t. 1: huh?