Congrats to you and Terry on
Troubleshooting with
Management and the Virtual
Workplace!!!

It's almost scary how true it
is... I'm definitely going to
tell people at work about
your page. You have an
exquisitely edgy sense of
humor and Terry's beatnik/Ren
& Stimpy/Jetsons-style makes
for cool art!

Still laughing,

Natalka Herman
<natalka@idt.net>

I'm really glad you called
that old geezer Terry a
beatnik. He'll be very
honored... he even knows what
it means! Like coolsville,
daddy-o!

Polly

GIF the Cops a Call

To: Ann O' Tate

Am I wrong?

Andrew Davidson
<under@voicenet.com>

Er, do i know you?

More importantly, should I
call the police?

Ann

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Uh, don't you mean "may God
bless and enrich your SEX
life"? But these muffins
won't actually enrich our sex
lives if we're not getting
any, will they, now? How
about a "Improve Your Rap"
Muffin or a "Learn to Live
Without" Muffin?

Besides, to improve your sex
life, all you have to do is
say the word "muffin" a lot
more, preferably to a member
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See?

On Suck

Dear Sucksters,

Hoo, have you taken
AltaVista's new LiveTopics
search engine tool out for a
spin yet? I'm not sure it's
working right. I used it to
help me fashion the following
query:

Filler since December is
archived on the Daily
Archive, which is accessed
through the Barrel page.
Soon, there will also be a
complete Filler Archive.
(Please note: the definition
of "soon" is taken from the
production editor's Manual of
Terms: adv., referring to
"whenever I have time to get
to it.")

Microsoft Ads

Hey, I've got an idea! How
about you adjust your frames
so you can devote HALF of
your web page to Microsoft
ads?

Eric Maika <maikae@inac.gc.ca>

Great idea, Eric! This one
ranks up there with Canadian
bacon, without which
pineapple pizza just wouldn't
be the same. We thank you!