I am loving the details in the "Little Miss Vegan College Coed" story.

I liked this part:

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In her sophomore year she began to develop the first negative symptom on her new vegan diet. She missed a menstrual period. She knew she couldn't be pregnant because she had broken up with her boyfriend two months previously. He was a jerk anyway. They had a big fight because he had eaten a bacon cheeseburger and an apple that was not organic. Good riddance. He will be dead soon anyway from heart disease and cancer.

_________________"I feel like it's not a real political discussion if I'm not morally opposed to something I don't understand." - ndpittman

Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:05 am

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Oh, my god. This explains so much - including why I feel so "dirty inside"!

"The fact that the vegetarian diet turns men into homosexuals is very easy to prove. Simply go to a gay rally and shout this into the microphone, 'If you are gay and a vegetarian, please raise your hand!' Repeat once again to make sure most of them heard it. You will quickly see all the hands go up."

Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:17 am

Brain Made of Raw Seitan

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:17 pmPosts: 1220Location: Alberta, Canada

strawberryrock wrote:

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The vegan diet causes women to become domineering and obsessive compulsive controllers. They are always ready for a fight and look upon normal, submissive women in disgust. These vegan women like the wussie, vegan males because they enjoy bossing them around. Overbearing vegan women treat the vegan males in their lives like children, and the males accept it. Sick!

Wait. I thought we were all lesbians due to our non-existant sex drives, what are we doing bossing around wussie gay men?

Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:24 am

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Maggie Muggins wrote:

strawberryrock wrote:

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The vegan diet causes women to become domineering and obsessive compulsive controllers. They are always ready for a fight and look upon normal, submissive women in disgust. These vegan women like the wussie, vegan males because they enjoy bossing them around. Overbearing vegan women treat the vegan males in their lives like children, and the males accept it. Sick!

Wait. I thought we were all lesbians due to our non-existant sex drives, what are we doing bossing around wussie gay men?

Don't question science, dear - it makes you look like a domineering and obsessive compulsive controller instead of a normal, submissive woman. Now go make some bacon for your man (and while you're at it, fry some up for your own domineering quasi-lesbian self)!

Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:54 pm

Brain Made of Raw Seitan

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:17 pmPosts: 1220Location: Alberta, Canada

Desdemona wrote:

Maggie Muggins wrote:

Wait. I thought we were all lesbians due to our non-existant sex drives, what are we doing bossing around wussie gay men?

Don't question science, dear - it makes you look like a domineering and obsessive compulsive controller instead of a normal, submissive woman. Now go make some bacon for your man (and while you're at it, fry some up for your own domineering quasi-lesbian self)!

Silly me, I've obviously been brainwashed with all that vegetarian propaganda, either that or I've gone crazy with all my deficiencies .

Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:31 pm

Invented Vegan Meringue

Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:08 pmPosts: 4072Location: Pennsylvania

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Vegetarianism is a religion, the worship of animals.

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The Vegetarian Diet Can Cause Dumb and Diseased Children

. . . except many autistic children are put on dairy-free diets. Also, calling them dumb and diseased? That's harsh.

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She's stopped being a vegetarian (yay!), cut way back on the jogging, got her period back (after 8 months!) and her bowels seem better too.

So we're not supposed to exercise either?

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in fact they cannot be produced without the application of insecticides. Apples are a good example. Those beautiful worm-free organic apples in the supermarket are a fraud. Apples cannot be grown without worm infestations. The opposite is true of other fruits and vegetables that are normally grown without any pesticides. These are naturally organic, and charging a higher price for the organic label is fraud.

So how the fork did they grow apples 100 years ago?

I love how they talk about the tomato salmonella scare and the spinach e coli scare as a reason NOT to eat vegetables . . . when we all know that that is traced to factory farming.

Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:07 pm

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Joined: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:00 pmPosts: 1

I was sure this had to be the longest, worst joke ever. I especially loved this quote: " If you eat a lot of vegetables your baby will be a vegetable. Vegetarians are at high risk for having a baby with autism. Women are so severely brainwashed that they attack the scientific facts presented here."Yes. I ate vegetables when I was pregnant. That's why I'm now the proud mother of a turnip, a head of romaine, and cauliflower. It's a "scientific fact."