Friday Funny – A Nurses Guide to the Apocalypse

Today I got this cartoon from an unexpected source; a website dedicated to medical nursing professionals. Apparently, they take the same sort of dim view about the Climate Change Apocalypse as they do the Zombie Apocalypse, but at least they have the good sense to laugh about it.

Nurses on the whole are a practical lot. They have to be.
Here’s what they say about the U.S. – “The Rx Nation” http://www.thenursingbible.com/pill-nation/
I like their picture of a nurse. I’ve seen many like that.
Not.

“The main advantages of using liquid CO2 include purity of product, no concerns about crop damage, nor heat or moisture production, better control of CO2 levels and the flexibility to introduce the CO2 within the plant canopy at any time”

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Leaks in the greenhouse allow a continuous infiltration of outside air, which contains only 340 ppm CO2.

richard says:
March 21, 2014 at 8:42 am
As it’s Friday funny though you might like to look at the size of co2 generating machines used in agriculture, these must cost a small fortune,…

Unless you need the heat, I can’t see this being economical. My company uses CO2. Our last bulk purchase, this month for 4,800 lbm cost $648, less delivery charges. For smaller locations, I have to belive a tank is the best option.

If the nurses all look like that, better stock up on the BP pills (make them industrial strength). As far as allergies are concerned — just went through allergy testing, and I don’t have any. As far as heat, I LIVE on heat. When I was in the Army in 1970 (during the draft), when I was assigned KP duty, I loved being assigned to cleaning pots and pans, etc, because it was so nice and hot and humid in that area. During the summers, my wife and I fight between the choices of air conditioning, or opening the doors and windows to let the hot air in.

I’m sorry, but after some extensive study into zombiism, I have to say that there is nothing approching the quality of a peer-reviewed publication that that infographic references. Zombiism isn’t some transmissible microbe or virus that get spread like rabies from bites, everyone knows that zombies are created either by powerful wizards/shamans/witch doctors who need labour for thier sugar mills (source: “The White Zombie” documentary, 1932) or by wooden aliens seeking world domination (source: “Plan 9 From Outer Space” documentary, 1959).

I’m concerned about Atlanta. They’ve had some serious problems with Zombies as reported on the American Medical Community (AMC) broadcast last Sunday. Recently a number of Zombies have been seen around a university in Pennsylvania. At first they were thought to be harmless…

Am I the only one who has watched Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (and the awful remake), all 4 seasons of the Walking Dead, played Left 4 Dead etc.

The only way to dispatch a zombie is to destroy the brain. I thought everyone knew that!
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I think they’re talking specifically about fast zombies… like 28 days later. Those zombies die of starvation. Although they don’t care about wounds per se, they are still crippled by them… and still die from the same things that other humans die from..

28 days later zombies are merely humans infected with the “Rage” virus.

I just can’t believe that at a time like this we have supposedly “intelligent” people making “nurse” jokes! What’s wrong with you people, anyway!

Google: “charles hurt washington times $75K a day over a pond”. DO IT!!! READ THE ARTICLE!!! And, please, don’t ever say you “didn’t know”, when they frog-march your “Sgt Schultz” wannabe butt to some kangaroo-court, Hague tribunal–O. K.!

Look people, we’re talkin’ the very head of the EPA–Gina McCarthy, for Pete’s sake!–sitting at her headquarters building and loosing her raw and untreated feces–her stool!, her excrement!, her poop!, her “caca boudin”!–into the Potomac River, no less!!!

I can just hear you people, now!: “Hey! A tight-ass obsessive-compulsive, like Gina, what’s the most we’re lookin’ at?–just a few compacted, decorous fecal-pellets, now and then”, you say! “It’s like worrying about rabbit-scat”, you say! “Don’t get so worked up–chill out!”, you say! Well, people, it’s not so simple as that. NO!!! Gina has enlisted all her brainwashed, EPA-underling merde-flunkies, assigned to her headquarters building, to follow her lead and fill up the Potomac–that great historic river–with their own eco-turds, as well! And don’t forget, Gina’s dookie-mafia is made up of vegans (the HORROR!), in the main!!!!

Sometimes I just have to wonder just what kind of “communications strategy” it takes to get you people to give a “shit”, for once!