They say Stormtroopers can't hit the broad side of a barn, but there's one that can hit the hardest target of all - the cold heart of a Halo Spartan.

When you're a crack commando encased in battle armor, it doesn't matter if you spend all day fighting The Covenant or the Rebel Alliance. You still get lonely, and who better to share your free time with than someone who understands your plight? A Spartan doesn't care if you come home covered in matted bloody Ewok fur, as long as you're coming home to him.