Piggie won't leave me alone. Orders 2 sets of apps (for the table, yeah right) All deep fried. Burger, more fries. Double the cheese! Can I get 2 sides of ranch. I LOVE Ranch on my fries. Teehee! I'll just have another beer. So tired of this life. What did I get myslef into?

Piggie STILL won't leave me alone. Look, Tits Udders Magee, I came out. I'm here, can I just sit here in silence while you talk for 1 fucking minute? blubberblubberblubber continues. Pay attention to ME! REEE!

"Penny for your thoughts!"

Fuck it. Tired, drunk, and sick of this shit. Tried to be nice by ignoring it. You want my opinion? Fine.

See that girl up there? She works on her body. She doesn't just whine about shit, she goes out and does shit. She doesn't bitch at others for working while she binges on Netflix, she goes out and does stuff. Maybe if you had HELPED in the yard today, I wouldn't be so tired, you'd get some well needed exercise, and you wouldn't look like a goddamned refrigerator on its side.

First, because "conserving the environment" has nothing to do with the political movement of "environmentalism." Environmentalism is simply eco-socialism. It uses everyone's love/enjoyment of pristine nature and ties it directly to political power and control of individual freedom and actions.

People on the right don't litter, don't pollute, hate companies that intentionally pollute, and generally keep their own areas well maintained. IN addition, the people on the right have never fought against clean air, clean water, etc. Never. Not once.

They have argued against imposing industry crushing regulations that harm actually human families or retard progress or technologies.

The most capitalistic mother fuckers ever. They just didnt have ambition.

Story: Worked at a grocery store. Local chain, so had lots of autonomy.
Beer distributor comes in. He bought a shit load of some Minneapolis beer called "Pig's Eye".
Shit didn't sell back in the days of "Bud Light" dominance.
Comes to us, hey, I need some help unloading this stuff. Big places won't buy any of it. help a brother out?
We buy 5 pallets of this fine craft beer. Comes to $1 a six pack after all the rebates and discounts.
Shit is fantastic.
We mark it to $3/ six pack back when Miller Lite was selling for $3.99 or $4.49 a sixer.
These hippies come in. We know them, they are cool AF.
Ask about this beer. We tell them the story.
They ask for a discount if they buy a bunch. Sure. State law says the minimum we can sell it for is a 33% margin. We offer them 20 cases for $2 / sixer. We still make a 50% margin, and they make some money.
They buy 2 20lb bags of ice for $4, and spend $84. Leave happy as shit.
They drive to a Dead show about 120 miles away chilling the beer on the way.
Arrive at the show, sell cold beer for $1.50 EACH.
Pocket $7/sixer in pure hippie profit.
20 cases = 80 sixers = $560 profit in about 2 hours.

Used it to buy themselves gas money, tickets to show, and off to the next show.
Adding in selling dancing bears and stolen faces stickers for $2 that they bought for $1 at the local headshop, and they cleared about $1000 that show.

It' almost like white people are the Down's Syndrome retards of the world. DERP! Der Jew said it, it must be true! I saw it on da interwebz, it must be true! Yeah, I concur with your assessment of white people being dumb AF.