That’s interesting cus i was going through your trash the other day, and found all those letters I sent you with locks of my hair..

LOL dude that is fucked up

Seriously, I’ve had people almost as creepy as that. I mean shit, they say one of the sexiest things in a woman can be her confidence (next to, y'know, her tits and stuff) and if that’s true, jesus christ, one of the sexiest things in a man is knowing when to BACK OFF