4. Compare and contrast the major winter holidays of the three mainstream monotheistic religions. Then, declare them all patriarchal lies.

5. What, according to you, is a good excuse:

a) my life has beel planned since before my conception, and this clearly is not listed in the itinerary.
b) the dog wouldn't eat it, but the rabbit did.
c) It's against my religion, the pope, and is clearly not kosher.
d) The planets were mildly misaligned
e) I have ebola. cough, cough. It's airborne. cough.

6. Is it o.k. to belittle a man in order to make yourself appear special?

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#161 "See if you can be the first one to exit the plane, even if you're
sitting by the window"--Life's Little De-struction Book
though i wouldn't want to offend any flight attendants out there, know
what i mean, BeckyII?