Safe Disguised as an End Table? Puleeease

Hammacher Schlemmer sells a lot of cool stuff but this "Safe Disguised as an End Table" just made me roll my eyes. How stupid do you have to think a thief is to buy something like this? If you've ever watched that Discovery Channel show "It Takes a Thief" you'd know that they check everything. No drawer is left unopened, no mattress left unturned. They'll find this safe in a heartbeat. Will they have the combination? No, but so what? They can just take the end table with them... then one of their safecracker buddies can take their time opening it.

If you want a safe to protect your valuables, do yourself a favor. Instead of trying to be clever by hiding valuables somewhere you think thieves won't look (they know about all these gimmicks...), buy a sturdy safe and bolt it to the floor. That's the best way to keep someone from walking away with your good stuff...