This year's theme:"Control 2.0: Virtual Reality, Real Enslavement"

Kicking off with the sacrificial embalming of last year’s Mark Zuckerberg clone, this year’s Conclave will explore how cutting-edge technologies like A.I. and bioengineering will provide new avenues for total population thought-control. The illusion of freedom is more important than ever–now it’s time to make that illusion even more unshatterable.

Finally, attendees will toast to each of the Six Keys of Strength, breaking the Manacles of Morality that shackle lesser men. Only then will the delirium that comes with true power overtake us all. And we’ll be in international waters, so laws don’t matter!