Once I get over the shock at a self proclaimed apolitical computer novice finding his way to the lions den of conservatism on the very first try out of the box, I’d have to say you were the luckiest man on earth.

And imagine my surprise you fit the stereotype of the hard-ass conservative parent to boot! I mean, what are the odds?

But the fact you claimed to yell at your kid for hours after shirking your parental responsibility in allowing him unfettered access to the net without providing him with any guidance at all?