Writing in his book No Nonsense, which is released this week and serialised in the Daily Star, Barton said: “Had things panned out differently, I could have made the obsessive debate about the mutual suitability of the Gerrard-Lampard axis redundant.

“From what I gathered, Steven Gerrard agitated to get Liverpool to sign me in 2004, because he felt we had the potential to forge a partnership.

“A deal was close to being concluded but then he was sacked that summer. It was never revived.”

Barton clearly has illusions of his own grandeur. This is a player with one England cap who consistently failed to perform at big clubs due to his disciplinary problems. He’s been a walking problem throughout his career, and we’re delighted we secured Xabi Alonso, one of this century’s greatest midfielders, instead.

In terms of England, it wasn’t either Gerrard or Lampard’s fault – it was the fact they were always deployed in 4-4-2. If a manager had woken up to the influx of three-man midfields around Europe, England could’ve deployed an anchoring midfielder which would have allowed BOTH of them licence to bomb forward. It was the manner in which Gerrard was often held back, chained, centrally – that meant he wasn’t as barbarically effectively for country during his peak as he was for club. Again, that’s the fault of Eriksen, McClaren, Capello and the rest.