yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could onlycount
to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,

Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other
kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e,f, g!"

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all
the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her
tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her Mom feeling very embarrassed.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25.