He's expanding on this very important knowledge by spreading it to the people: Cake Bar will run an all-you-can-eat cake buffet on Saturday, July 7 which is just as it sounds — a buffet that will provide you with all the sweet, baked goodness that you can stomach. Not for the faint-hearted or those lacking a sweet tooth, you might need to do some serious girding of those sugar loins before you get there.

For $45 you get unlimited cake, plus a cocktail to wash it all down with. Expect Kinder Surprise mousse cakes, Kit Kat cheesecake, Ferrero Rocher mud cake, and the good old pav. Also expect a sugar comedown the next day.