AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and though it pains me greatly to say it, and I'm probably gona get roundhouse kicked to the face for it I think Mr.T does win for now, but please dont stop with the jokes

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# Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

# Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

# MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

# Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

# Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

# The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

# Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

# It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

# Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

# Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

# Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

# When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

# Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Fett_II wrote:

Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

this is untrue, as Chuck Norris can be in two places at once, also three in fron of you, inside of you, and behind you. 1 he is standing infront of you 2 his forearm is in your chest cavity3 his fist is behind you, holding you beating heart.

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Name a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.# In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

# Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ***, donÃ¢Â€Â™t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

# If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

# If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ***.

# Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Hey according to the Ultimate SHowdown of Ultimate Destiny it took Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight andBenito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to defeat Chuck Norris.http://youtube.com/watch?v=76CS9z9kQ44Unfortunately no Mr. T.

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I also wonder why a shed would go to Mr.T

Sev Fett wrote:

Hey according to the Ultimate SHowdown of Ultimate Destiny it took Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight andBenito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to defeat Chuck Norris.http://youtube.com/watch?v=76CS9z9kQ44Unfortunately no Mr. T.

ok, either you just watched that or you wrote it down or you got the lyrics, casue there is no way you can memorize that ive watched that like 157 times and i dont have it memorized

Angels sang out an imaculate chourus, and down from the hevans decended Chuck Norris, who deliverd a kick which could shatter bones,into the crotch of Indiana Joneswho fell to the ground, writhing in pain,as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne,but Chuck saw through this clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

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