Marshall: Lily, when Evel Knievel sat his stride to star spangled rocket to the on the rim of Snake River Canon, do you think his wife said get down from there?Lily: For the last time I am not Linda Knievel. I will never be Linda KnievelMarshall: You don't need to remind me

Barney: Say you and I went suit shopping and you happened upon a beautiful suit, a beautiful Canadian suit, double breasted.. mmm... You try it on, but it's not exactly the right fit for you so you put it back. Then I try it on. I don't really want to take the same suit you had your eye on, but at the same time I really like that suitTed: Buy that suit Barney. You clearly care about it. Tell the suit how I feelBarney: Okay. But Ted, remember that was your answer because the suit was Robin...