Friday, March 05, 2010

Raptor in the woods

by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Did you hear that did you hear it? Yikes! I think it's over there. It's a monster. It's the wind. Does the wind have lots of hair? Can a dinosaur be hairy? Stop! We'll never get some sleep. It's the wind, there's nothing scary. Look! A prehistoric sheep!

Chorus: Is that a raptor in the woods The Loch Ness Monster swimming by Something's made off with our goods That must be Bigfoot just outside Wait! There's a simple explanation. It's just our imagination. Things that scare us in the night. Just seem funny when it's light. Right? Right. Right. Right. Goodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight.

Did you see that did you see it? Giant shadows in the trees It's a wombat. What's a wombat? No, I think it's killer bees No it's worse. It's from the iceage Something time has left behind It's a giant pterodactyl, with a little puny mind