4.12.08

a few announcements....

ok...im watching the news now... and i dunno if u pigs, kids, and pot heads r upto date on events up here in the Great White North... the True North Strong & Free... yes, those cheezy sloagans r in the national anthem....

....but the goverment is being overthrown!!!Its a coup!! Its a takeover!! Its unprecedented!!

I think its fucking Awesome!!

the only thing that's missing r the tanks rolling thru the streets... i think some tanks rolling in the capital would cumplete the picture... mabey it could bomb a public library and blow up children's school books...pages of paper flying all over the air... i think that would be awesome too!! And then, if our Royal Airforce...(all 7 planes)... flew out and nuked an iceberg floating in the north atlantic off the coast of newfoundland... that would be cool!! ...and then if all the Quebec seperatists marched into Calgary (our version of Texas), and used big black markers to write French language Graffiti all over the store windows.... Cumplete Anarchy and Chaos... Canadian Style!!

Fuck...these fuckin politicians are all on fuckin crack... i think they all need to pass around a Big Fat J in the legislature.... chill the fuck out...and they would all actually get something done... they could sit back in those big green leather chairs...feet up on the podiums... drinking orange crush and munching on cheddar cheese Doritos.... Yeah... Id probably run for office then... They're all fuckin pigs anyways... Whats another one amongst them :)) I'll need a few slutty interns then... I can post an ad on Manhunt for interviews !! LOLOL

ok...ok... im pretty fuckin baked... and i cant shut the fuck up....

....i have a few announcements i need to make...

- I cant fuckin stand sitting beside someone in the subway who smells like curry...especially when they're fucking caucasian!! Ewwww!!! Fuck me i hate taking public transit with all the ingrates & smelly poor people of this city...Ick !!

- I must apologize for my lack of involvement on Facebook. It fucking crashes my laptop at home... and there is noooo fuckin way im doing anything BonedNstoned on a work computer... that would be professional suicide........But, im finally putting an end to my 8 year relationship with my current comp here at home...and upgrading...WooHoo!! I cant fuckin wait till it arrives by courier....I can actually start doing shit again....instead of waiting 20 mins to check my fuckin Hotmail !! I might be able to really get creative on the site, and do some cool cool shit... mabey i can program a big giant cock shooting cream all over the screen for you!! and it could look like it was streaking down the monitor...that would be sooooo coool !!

- And what the fuck is up with all the Ning sites ?? none of them work...or everything is shutting down...like What the Fuck ?!?!

Thank fuckin god when i get the new comp, it wont take as long watching and downloading porn!! I havent been able to download porn in years!! Yeah... it really sucks... but just another week... i bet i wont be able to get my dick away from the screen...

-oh...another announcement... Im putting my Ass on Hiatus.... my buddy sorta rough fucked me a bit a few days back...and its feeling a tad bit sore still... and i was just at the docs the other day...and he told me to take it easy and hold back... so im taking my ass out of the Holiday display window again... I'll put my fat dick back in the window... throw some tinsel on it... and wrap it in a red ribbon... Yeah... last thing i want is to rip my hole apart again... Noooo fuckin way dude...

I had fun gettin my hole fucked, filled n bred again... but i guess it still needs a bit more time to totally chill n heal... so id rather rest it and cum back in full force in the new year.... those dicks wont know what the fuck'll hit them...

So... im back in the market for slutty bottoms...the sleazier the cumwhore... the better :))

ok...thats all... i gotta go... busy busy this week... work... xmas parties... and a funeral... yes... a fuckin funeral...tomorrow... fuck... i dont wanna go... and im chipping in for this fugly flower arrangement with a bunch of others... ick... im gonna be behind a tree smoking up at the cemetary... who knows... mabey some really hot guy will be there... id luv to smoke up and skull fuck some guy in a cemetary... his head hitting up against a headstone every time i ram my dick down his throat... oh yeah... im really fucked... i have no fuckin shame sometimes... i Luv it!!