this writing teacher of mine told me that writing on a keyboard is different than writing longhand because you're using both parts of your brain, as opposed to one-handed writing in a notebook. so in my (left-handed) case, logic can intervene here. there you have it: no fooling around.

jerk update, or, let’s maybe rethink this name.

first day of school, losers. at the big pep rally/assembly, as per tradition, there was a dance-off to determine which class is, in fact, the filthiest.

and since, as i’ve mentioned before, the dance that’s all the rage right now is the jerk, the annual dance-off became, you guessed it, a jerk-off.

it was funny.

p.s. they almost did the stanky legg too, but ran out of time. from what i’ve heard, the origins of the term “stanky legg” are far more vulgar than an unfortunate double entendre like “jerk-off” could ever hope to be.