My missus has been having trouble at work lately from some little sh*t that works with her who happens to be the son of an officer in the REME.

Apparently, he has taken a disliking to the fact that I'm in the Engineers. Told her yesterday that I should transfer to the REME, when told I wouldn't because I like blowing sh*t up, he told her that he doesn't understand how I can be happy doing a worthless job, that doesn't require any brains -good job cos I didn't get any GCSE's at school

He told her that all Engineers are stupid, and are stupid for going to Iraq/Afghan, and that no one needs the Engineers but everyone needs the REME. When she questioned him on whether the two military funerals I have been to this year were stupid and worthless as they were both Engineers, he more or less said yes

So, she told him to wind his neck in (must of got that one from me!), and take it up with me at her works Christmas Do next week.

So here's my question, what do you think would be better for the little civvy sh*t...a quick jab to the throat, or shall I take a more subtle approach?

Get your missus to tell him that hes doing a womans job (I gather he does the same that she does?) and his dad cant be a 'proper officer' being in the REME* as the job he does is basically what a branch manager of Kwik-Fit does.

Then get her to stab him in the throat with a letter opener.

* Arrse REMEs. No offence meant, just good for the argument mentioned.

Keep a close eye and a keen distance, wait till he heads to the toilet. Once he is behind closed doors, follow, enter, smash his face into the taps..... if your not sure how to do this properly, watch 'Scum'. Alternatively, If there is a pool table at the Xmas bash (or snooker table for that matter), remove one sock.... put 2 balls into the sock, apologise to the players..... follow knob into the aforementioned toilet and whack him...... walk back, put balls back on the table, say nothing and go and get a round in.

If that all turns out badly, PM me, I have a contact who is a really good defence solicitor.

I wouldnt bring up the corps v corps crap. Just tell him if he had any balls about him he would join up. That its not what you are in, but what you do, and that you have the balls to stick your neck out for queen and country. He will soon wind his neck in.

You could also educate him that the REME was formed on the existing framework of the RAOC Engineering Branch, strengthened by the transfer of certain technical units and tradesmen from the RE as well as from the Royal Sigs and Royal Army Service Corps.

Ignore the stupid little tawt, the more she bites the more he'll rant.I know we're the superior corps so I don't have to to about spouting it, as does every bloke in every corps and regiment in the army.