Most Likely To: Bond with Bella about the apocalypse for at least a few seconds (before she gets offended)

Natural Enemies: Quitters, liberals, computers

Jeremy's Utopia: Not having to answer the phone for a whole year

Armed with his Bible, a set of knives, and a willingness to hug, the self-proclaimed next leader of Utopia can't fail. But will Utopia fail him? If the Tea Party supporter and medical marijuana enthusiast dislikes “living in a politically charged climate of dismay” on the outside, just imagine how he’ll react to Utopia’s governmentally challenged petri dish of ennui.