Can't remember the rest, it's been a while since I served alongside any weegies.

Bonnie Mary as taught to me by a certain Highland Regiment:

Hey! wee man wi the big stick in yer hand
Oh, wont you play a simple melody?
A song to remind me o' the girl I left behind me
Wont you play a simple melody?
For ah'm comin' back Bonnie Mary
Ah'm comin home to you
Ah'm comin back in the good old summer time
When the bagpipes are playin for auld lang syne
I know she will be waiting
To greet me with a smile
And we'll roam the hills together
Among the purple heather
Bonnie Mary o' Argyll.

We held a grand procession as we marched before the Queen
Ten thousand kilted warriors - the likes ye've never seen
They thought that we were Zulus from the lands beyond the Nile
Until they heard us singin' Bonnie Mary o' Argyll
For we're a' Scotsmen everyone's a Scotsman
Buffalo Bill frae Maryhill
Who's never worked and never will
Aye, man! believe it if ye can
We were Hielan' Jocks
In tartan socks
Scotsmen Every wan.

For we're a shower o' bastards
Bastards are we
We'd rather fuck than fight for li-ber-ty
We're happy, yes we're happy
When we're Jocks on the Job, we're happy
We don't give a fuck
For the syph or the pox
Our motto is 'spread disease'

For we've all got venereal disease
We've all got venereal disease
We don't give a fuck
For the syph or the pox
Our motto is 'spread disease'.