â€œGood grief! Do you see this bridge over the Gold Line? It looks like itâ€™s held up with hairpins and spit!â€

â€œSaliva, dear boy. And what is the Gold Line?â€

â€œWell, itâ€™s sort of a streetcar, except it doesnâ€™t run on the street.â€

She leaned back in her ghostly chair. â€œAnd what did you think of our little year?â€

â€œI was quite wrong, wasnâ€™t I?â€

She merely nodded.

â€œYou could have at least told me.â€

â€œDear boy, you needed to find out for yourself.â€

â€œOK, so there were movie theaters in Los Angeles.â€

â€œYes.â€

â€œAnd there were comics in the paper.â€

â€œLittle Nemo is one of my favorites.â€

â€œI couldnâ€™t believe all the domestic violence. Awful stuff.â€

â€œIt was terrible,â€ she said.

â€œAnd getting a divorce was so difficult.â€

â€œThat was horrible,â€ she said.

â€œAnd the rotten doctors, the fakes and charlatans, dirty restaurants, the drinking and alcoholism. The exploding gasoline stoves.â€

â€œWell,â€ she said chidingly, â€œyou didnâ€™t write very much about people who were nice. You newspaper folks never do.â€

â€œMost of all, we havenâ€™t changed very much, have we? I mean, look at our problems with transportation… with sanitation… with growth… with housing… immigration… ethnic discrimination… education… polluting the ocean. A century later, the Police Department is still pleading for more officers. Itâ€™s the same story, with different details, that we had in 1947.â€

â€œAnd why do you think that is?â€

â€œMaâ€™am, thatâ€™s a short question with a long answer. You could tell me, couldnâ€™t you?â€

â€œI could.â€

â€œBut youâ€™re not going to, because I have to figure it out for myself, is that it?â€

She nodded.

â€œIâ€™ll miss all of you so much.â€

â€œYou know where to find us,â€ she said.

â€œWas it a kinder, simpler time?â€ I asked.

â€œMaybe in some ways, but mostly no.â€ And then she paused for a moment. â€œGo take a picture of your bridge. It hasnâ€™t fallen down yet, has it?â€

â€œNope, itâ€™s still there. Or at least some bridge is still there.â€

In what is surely an embarrassing and awkward oversight, the California Constitution only prevents â€œMongolianâ€ children from attending white public schools when separate campuses have been created. The problem, legislators have discovered, is that the Japanese arenâ€™t Mongolians and feel they somehow have the right to go to school with everyone else.

The case before the Legislature and San Francisco officials involves 10-year-old Keikeiki Aoki, who has been barred from the Redding public schools by Principal Mary A. Deane. In a unanimous ruling, the California Supreme Court has issued a writ ordering Deane to show cause as to why she should not admit Keikeiki to school.

Deane has responded that â€œshe was acting under the law of the state and in pursuance of a resolution passed by the Board of Education that Japanese pupils cannot attend any public school except the Oriental school for Mongolians and Indians,â€ The Times says.

In an attempt to resolve the impasse, San Francisco City Atty. Burke is rushing to Sacramento to urge the Legislature to pass an amendment to the state Constitution substituting the word â€œAsiaticâ€ for â€œMongolian.â€

â€œAs the Legislature is unanimously against admitting Japanese children to the public schools, this amendment could be rushed through in a couple of days,â€ The Times says.

The proposed wording: â€œAnd also to establish separate schools for Indian children, Japanese children, Malay children, Korean children and all children of the Mongolian race. When such separate schools are established, Indian, Chinese, Malay, Korean, Japanese and all Mongolian children must not be admitted into any other school.â€

Remind me again about how the past was a kinder, simpler time, please. I keep forgetting.

Dec. 14, 1907Los AngelesThe madman who calls himself the superintendent of the Los Angeles schools has touched off an absolute firestorm of anger by ordering teachers not to mention Christ during Christmas pageants or other festivities.

Oct. 30, 1907Los AngelesThe young men of Los Angeles High School have issued a direct challenge to the Board of Education, defying its authority by enlisting fraternity members despite a ban issued last year.The chief offenders are the Pi Phis, who just added seven members, The Times says.

July 11, 1907Los AngelesAmong the presentations at the current educators convention is a seminar on teaching the arts. If you have ever attended a colloquium on arts education or listened to arts educators, these comments from another era sound depressingly familiar, and for all the progress that may have been made, we have learned so little.Of course, there are some chestnuts, such as all good art is calming, uplifting and tames the most savage of us; that art only exists if it is useful.

July 10, 1907Los AngelesAmong the features of an educational conference being held in Los Angeles is a group of Native American students brought by Francis E. Leupp, the commissioner of Indian Affairs.A Times editorial praised Leupp, saying: