It's hard to mention Star Wars and the holidays in the same breath without reliving the horrors of Life Day, but PJ McQuade's witty cards are almost enough to cleanse Wookiee winter rituals from our brains. Now we just imagine Bossk's sleigh pulled by eight tiny tauntauns.

You can purchase these cards (as well as an "I Brake for Tauntauns" bumper sticker) from McQuade's Etsy Store.