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Foreplay in my house consists of locking up the 2 dogs & 3 cats in the office because our room is a doorless open balcony kind of dealie.

We are lucky in that we have doors. So dogs out cats out. The cats are the real pain! I have two Blk twins. One likes to hide under the bed! Sometimes I don't know if I have thrown the same cat out twice??

Did I not just put that cat in the sunroom or is it the other one???

03-16-2014 09:00 PM

my boy diesel

Nothing worse than the casual roll of the head sideways and realizing you are being STARED at by the dog. It's an audience. For me at least, moment killer.

oh yeah
kinda hard to concentrate after that kind of interruption lol

03-16-2014 06:51 PM

Cara Fusinato

Foreplay in my house consists of locking up the 2 dogs & 3 cats in the office because our room is a doorless open balcony kind of dealie.

03-16-2014 06:48 PM

gsdsar

Nothing worse than the casual roll of the head sideways and realizing you are being STARED at by the dog. It's an audience. For me at least, moment killer.

Hahahaha wish I would have been able to get on here earlier to read these! Got food poisoning.. yuck.. never again.. but these are awesome and let's me know im not the only one with a dog o "sex patrol" ha!

Shasta gives this big drawn out sigh of annoyance and lays on her bed with her back to us giving the occasional annoyed huff. It's literally like she's saying "Again?! Sheesh...."

Dax is usually crated when activities start so he's snoring lol. I imagine if he weren't crated, he'd be trying to check everything out.

03-14-2014 01:11 PM

crackem

I may act 10, but i'm a bit older than that and we do have the internet here now

03-14-2014 01:09 PM

RocketDog

You mean, like just last year? :-*

03-14-2014 01:03 PM

crackem

and that post reminds me of a joke I heard when I was like 10 and didn't get it, but I remembered it till I did.

That was back in the day when you had to copy something funny on the copying machine at work to distribute. Well my dad brought something home one of his subcontractors gave him about having safe sex, (this was when AIDS was in the news a lot) and said something about "remember when safe sex meant moving the bed far enough away from the wall you wouldn't bang your head?"

It took me a couple years to figure that one out.

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