somebody PLEASE help me (bid on ebay)

There are a couple ebay auctions ending tomorrow that I absolutely want to bid on, but am sadly not able to. The problem is that the auctions are blocked from international bidders, even though I can have the items shipped to a US address. So what I need, is someone with an US account to bid for me, and forward me the invoice once the auction is won... I will pay the invoice, and include a shipping address with the payment. I have 262/100% feedback and trustworthy and nice guy...

Pleasepleaseplease do your good deed of the day and make this fanatic collector happy...

Auctions should only be between the seller and buyer.
Anything 3rd party will scare em off.
Then the buyer can just middleman it too you.
Done this a few times for members and they've always paid me back FAST

The shipping's going to be high if you wanted the item(s) too arrive within a weeks time, plus customs can be a real drag.