Randall

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It was during the invasion of Earth by the Mecha Sharks in the year 3584 that humanity was pushed to the brink. To fight back against the oppressors, they needed to create a creature far more vicious and cunning than the enemy. They found their salvation where the least expected it: the honey badger.

They took this creature in and injected it with steroids and other chemicals and gave it enough alcohol to make even the heaviest of drinkers jealous. They took their new killing machine, now called Randall, and dumped him in the Australian outback, the most dangerous environment known to man at the time, for training. He passed the test with flying colors.

After a solo mission to the Mecha Shark Mothership that ended in the devastation of the entire Mecha Shark fleet, Randall returned to Earth with a new interest in the different creatures spread out across the galaxy. And so, he set out on his own to find them, wrestle them, and get drunk off his ass at the end of the day.

He discovered the Awesomenauts, a mercenary group that traveled far and wide. He figured this would be a good way to find new creatures to fight, and to get more beer money, so he decided to join. To this day, Randall's "pets" are costing the 'Nauts a great deal of money in repairs, and he's not doing a thing about it.