Ke$ha throws in the towel on attractiveness

Apparently Ke$ha has the Internet because here she is at Bondi Beach yesterday covering her 48-year-old body with a Pixies T-shirt while simultaneously mugging for the paparazzi. Which is practically an oxymoron until you realize Ke$ha just assumes someone will show up and AutoTune the blech. She’s probably staring at a seashell right now waiting for it to change into a puppy.