My name is CJ, and I'm an Erotic Massage Therapist. Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one. So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job... And remember - I work for tips.

Friday, August 3, 2012

The New Girl

OK... It's been a week now and the New Girl has still been showing up on time (more or less). Not once has she been drunk, hungover, or high. My purse has not gone missing. No stalkers have appeared in our parking lot. And she seems to have finally figured out how to properly give a happy ending.

I think she's a keeper. So I guess I better come up with a name for her. Let's call her Britney.

Well, here's Britney's story...

She's a former exotic dancer who dabbled briefly in the world of internet escort. Did the Craiglist/Backpage thing until she was almost killed by a client. Now she's decided to find a happy medium where she can still make decent money her way, but in a safer environment.

I've said before that dancer's usually make for bad masseuses. That's especially true when they're still moonlighting as a dancer. Britney gave up dancing a while ago and refuses (for reasons unknown) to go back to the local clubs. That's fine by me since it makes for a more faithful employee.

The problem with strip clubs is that their working hours are always changing, and the girls will ALWAYS ditch the parlor for a decent shift at a club. Can't blame them since it's usually better money.

Anyway, Britney tried out the online escort ads for a while, so she's no stranger to a penis. I figured that experience would work out here and it did. In fact, it worked out a little too well. Let me explain.

I broke Britney in like I do most girls. I had her sit in on a standard session just to see what goes on. Let me tell you right now that even girls in the sex business often have the wrong idea about what goes on in massage parlors. I explained that we're happy ending only, but with a freedom to be creative. That first session with her I demonstrated a standard nude option with hand release.

Next training session, I had her try her hand at the massage portion - with disastrous results. I swear it looked like she was trying to tenderize a piece of meat she had no intention of eating herself. She didn't even have "girlfriend massage" skills. So I took over and did my best to show her the basics of the "relaxing" massage.

My "relaxing" technique is sort of a cross between Swedish and a watered down sports massage. I like to hit major muscle groups with a little bit of extra pressure, while the rest is more gentle and caressing. Truckers seem to prefer this technique because it's both sensual and therapeutic and the same time.

Afterwards, I had Britney practice her massage technique on Trina and myself. Even had Kimmie give her some pointers.

Britney's next training session was in hand releases. I brought her in on the tail end of one of my sessions and just turned her loose. The guy didn't mind because for him it was kinda like getting a two girl option for free.

Let me tell ya, Britney had no hesitation whipping off her top and getting to business. I noticed was that she starts off with gentle caresses of the cock without any lotion or oil. I usually go straight to oil, but going dry seems to work for some people. As my customer got hard, she continued to work his dick with dry hands and gentle strokes. For those of you who are not sure what I'm talking about when I say "dry hands" imagine a handjob using baby powder instead of oil. The sensation is the same if done properly.

Well, she kept working his cock with a constant up and down motion, but I noticed she wasn't picking up the pace (hey - the clock is ticking here!). Then without warning she drops her face straight down towards the head of his dick. I swear my heart skipped a beat. But at the last instant, she stops with her lips just a fraction of an inch over him. Then she hocks a giant wad of spit onto her hand, then almost violently smears it on his shaft.

The guy's eyes got really really big. Even he thought he had hit a gold mine for a second there. Suddenly she picks up the pace of her strokes. My guy actually sat up a little and let out a big moan. She pumped a little faster and spit on him again for more lubrication. Something must have been working because he suddenly sat up then threw himself back down on the table. As semen began to drip up and over his cock, Britney slowed the pace down and used it to lubricate the hand release even more (a technique I thought I invented!). Our poor little guinea pig shot a few healthy loads before he finally collapsed on the table. She slowed down the stroking to the same pace of his breathing before she finally stopped to clean him up.

Damn she's good, I thought. Don't need to critique her yet. But I'm also a little scared about turning her loose. She claims she "gets it" but I don't know.

Anyway, I think I may steal that spitting technique from her. Shit - even I thought that was kinda hot.

22 comments:

You might also want to try breathing on a penis. Just open your mouth and just breath warm air on to it. The more sensitive his penis is, the better it'll work. Though don't come in from the top, he might grab your head and push his dick in your mouth. Come in from the sides or under it. Best part is, he thinks you're about to blow him, but it's just a tease.

I think you're underestimating the amount that guys appreciate the massage portion of the session.

You've mentioned many times that a competent massage in addition to a happy ending is what sets the Business apart from other places and that you often give 'therapeutics' to appear legit. The guys that come are expecting that.

It sounds like her clients are getting shortchanged. What do you think?

I was once in an AMP that was hand service only, and when it was hand release time, the lady puts her mouth about an inch above my penis. I like to mess with them a bit so I reached to the back of her head and gently pushed down. Next thing I know she is sucking and slurping until I blow a load in her mouth which she swallows. I couldn't believe it! Never expected her to actually go down on me, was just teasing her by pushing her head down. Left the place stunned! Have been there many times but never been lucky again. She is gone and the other girls won't even lift their shirt.

She posted a brief, 'I'm ending this" comment and then shut down her blog -- didn't even leave up the old posts or anything. Reading between the lines, I think she met someone (she alluded to this -- said the guy was a client who "smelled like cotton candy" and she had tremendous chemistry with), fell in love, and decided to quit the business and the blog/sex writing business. She once made a comment to the effect that she didn't think you could successfully have a relationship and be an erotic masseuse. Good for her -- and too bad, cause I miss her writing. But I'm glad if she's happy.

For sure she needs to work on the massage part too. If I lay down and the girl went straight for my crotch, I'd feel short changed. I certainly wouldn't expect professional massage therapy, but some sensual lead up to the final result is way better. I'd be interested to know whether, in your experience, most guys feel that way? Or they just there to get down to business?

CJ, I find your blog very entertaining. It's very fun. If you like you can stop by at my blog...www.askzoey.com. I am an erotic masseuse, too and I completely understand your point of view. Take care...

I just wanted to say Thanks for one of the most entertaining blogs I've read in a while CJ! This thing has literally kept me up the past two nights reading, lol. You're hilarious and have clearly honed in your chosen craft.

I'd like to visit one of these parlors one day just to scratch it off my bucket list. It's truly a tragedy that you wish to remain so anonymous because clearly your level of skill and understanding would be PERFECT for all of the many first timers like myself out there. Oh well, sux for us!

Either way, Thank you for such an entertaining blog! You've definitely got a new fan! :)

Great post on "The New Girl". I seem to remember you were trying out another girl recently who had the opposite problem (licensed masseuse but clueless when it came to the ending).

It made me wonder...All other things being equal (comes in on time, no drug issues or psycho boyfriends) which would you rather have? Someone with great massage skills but is squeamish about the extras or someone who gives an amazing happy ending but gives a mediocre massage? (obviously, having both is better, but if you had to choose one which one of the lacking skills do you think is easier to train)?

Hey CJ. Since you write of the new girl. What was your year one like? How long were you a CMT before adding extras? What were the first extras you started doing? Do you remember the first time? What was that story? How'd you feel after?

Thank you very much for your blog. When I go sensual massage more times it is massage til the last remaining minutes then happy ending time. When beginning I hint prostate massage, sometimes she gently probes I let her know I want it. Some masseuses agree to give prostate some don't. Here in Vancouver, BC some are Asian, Caucasian also. I definitely request spitting happy ending some agree some don't.