Sunday, March 11, 2012

ANARCHY COOKBOOK VERSION 2000: Do you hate school?

· One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer).

· Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

· Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

· Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM.

· Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards.

· Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

· Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist.

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