Horsy Foreign Model: [at wit's end] With the weather getting colder, my skin is getting dryer! Small Orange Man: [knowingly] Now is the time to give your skin the extra help it needs. HFM: [matter-of-factly] What can I do? SOM: [confident, despite being an incompetent boob] Make sure your foundation has moisturizers in it. I like CoverGirl AquaSmooth. It has moisturizers that help your skin from being dry in cold weather. HFM: [with a thick foreign accent] And on this chapped lips? SOM: [slyly, breaking into a wide grin] Wetslicks, baby! It feels like a bomb and it shines like a beacon. HFM: [no, she really says this] And smells like cupcakes!