Greetings and salutations interneteers! This is your best friend's best friend, Ed. I'm not above making a weblog, though I am above using "OMG," "LOL," and/or "WTF" in my posts. If I have to mention outrageous monkey gymnastics, Louisiana's only library, or the world's tastiest fries, well, I'll just type the whole thing out, thank you very much.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Happy Super B-oh, who am I kidding?

Given that the Last time the Bears were in the Super Bowl was the year I was born, I'm assuming that if they win today it will mean I'm going to die this year. And that just about covers my involvement in this Super Bowl business.

I don't even watch for the ads, because the ads pretty much suck as much as regular commercials, only louder, faster, and more expensive. That's a worse kind of suck.

Last year, when I was still in advertising, I was required to watch the big game, so that we as a class could discuss their relative pros and cons of each. It was a painful experience, sirs. Like dying horribly four to six times every half hour.

But this year, I need only watch as much as it takes to wolf down some of Momma Twins' Skyline (as re-created by one of her progeny, hopefully with delicious results). Glee!