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NUUK, GREENLAND - In a cooperative educational program between Denmark and the U.S., America's laid off construction workers and cowboys will be retrained for fresh water retrieval in Greenland's vast ice sheet which covers 81% of the country (677,85...

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has stated that she can no longer put up with all of the rampant rumors about Brad Pitt being unfaithful to her.
She said that the latest rumor to come out of the rumor mills has Brad cavorting with a young Hooter's...

Nudist lovers in San Francisco where the weather tends to be slightly kinder to the naked body than Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Siberia, etc, are claiming that nudity in public means "free speech".
The San Francisco authorities have passed legisla...

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just completed shooting on the film Liz and Dick about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.
She is thrilled that she has received such nice praise for her portrayal of the woman who has been married 8 times.
Lind...

London - Legendary American body builder Charles Atlas may have been behind exaggerated stories of glacial meltdown scientists admitted today.
The 'careless' tittle-tattle resulted in 15% of Greenland's coastline being deleted from global warming...

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman has all of a sudden, out of the blue, stated that he feels that it is time for him to retire.
He says the time has come to hang up the old microphone and buy that little ice cube farm up...

MP for Ealing Central, Angie Bray, has confirmed reports the borough are to import Igloos from Greenland in a bid to increase affordable housing in the area.
Ealing is currently in the midst of a housing crisis, likely to be impacted further by th...

It can only be presumed as Mother Nature's ultimate joke. The world's biggest ice chunk broke loose from Greenland last month, traveled down the Nares Straight, also known in geographical circles as the ice chute, and ran smack dab against Joe's Isla...

NEW YORK CITY, New York -- Scientists are surprised, but not completely surprised, by Greenland's arrival early Tuesday morning in the Upper New York Bay.
Apparently, scientists had already been monitoring the progress of a massive island of ice m...

As reported by scientists, the iceberg is heading south. What hasn't been reported is that it's packed with a horde of noisy revelers. Not just plain old revelers. No, these are readers of TheSpoof.com who heard that the iceberg was about to "head...

Greenland, the funny country where nothing is green, has split in two, it has been claimed.
A giant sheet of ice, measuring 260 sq km (100 sq miles), has broken off the Petermann Glacier on the north-west coast of Greenland, and has formed a compl...

HOFN, Iceland - In a classic example of a 'bad news - good news' story, Iceland has just been hit with a powerful 9.7 magnitude earthquake.
The quake only lasted 55 seconds, but it was enough to cause the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, that has been sp...

Washington DC: It was a slow news day in the capital, hence the newspaper headline "Greenland Icecap Melting." Never mind that the oceans have not risen substantially over the years!
A few years earlier in response to a similar headline, Professor...

In recent years, the talk of the ice caps melting has been a source of great debate. Many have held that the Greenland ice sheets alone could raise sea level by more then three meters. Those fears were proven to be unfounded today, as the Greenland i...

NUUK, Greenland - The country of Greenland which is located between the Arctic Ocean and the North Atlantic Ocean has fallen on extremely hard economic times. And as a result the Greenlandic Parliament has voted unanimously to sell the country.
Gr...

Greenland has finally succumbed to the worldwide financial crisis that has hit every other country.
With a population of twenty-nine, Greenland had thought itself immune from the financial implosion elsewhere, but that is no longer the case as th...

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