Fresh off the runaway success of his first novel "Hypothetically Speaking..." David Zolnowski is back with a vengeance with this hysterical, introspective, and cunningly clever novel is a... More > look at the intricacies of the human psyche.
"Everything I've Learned About Women During My 37-Years on Planet Earth" isn't just another interestingly titled book trying to extort money from the masses, it's more like a gift. A gift to those who have tried, and failed, to figure out the female of our species.
It's a comprehensive listing of everything I have learned about women during my 37+ years of exhaustive research.
Yes, I know... there are many in my life that would think this book would be blank... But I assure you; this really is a comprehensive listing of "Everything I've Learned About Women During My 37 Years on Planet Earth." (Especially Page Number 57!!)< Less

Fresh off the runaway success of his first novel "Hypothetically Speaking..." David Zolnowski is back with a vengeance with this hysterical, introspective, and cunningly clever novel is a... More > look at the intricacies of the human psyche.
"Everything I've Learned About Women During My 37-Years on Planet Earth" isn't just another interestingly titled book trying to extort money from the masses, it's more like a gift. A gift to those who have tried, and failed, to figure out the female of our species.
It's a comprehensive listing of everything I have learned about women during my 37+ years of exhaustive research.
Yes, I know... there are many in my life that would think this book would be blank... But I assure you; this really is a comprehensive listing of "Everything I've Learned About Women During My 37 Years on Planet Earth." (Especially Page Number 57!!)< Less

A young man's strange and erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Oh wait, that was from a Seinfeld episode…
It’s a series of brain droppings from Mr. David C. Zolnowski denoting the... More > strange, odd, and wonderful events of my life so far.
Written so it can be given to my children when they grow older, so they can learn about how the man they know (and love) came to be their father.
Also to be given to St. Peter at the pearly gates so he'll have a complete list of transgressions. Hopefully my organization will put him in a forgiving mood…< Less

A young man's strange and erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Oh wait, that was from a Seinfeld episode…
It’s a series of brain droppings from Mr. David C. Zolnowski denoting the... More > strange, odd, and wonderful events of my life so far.
Written so it can be given to my children when they grow older, so they can learn about how the man they know (and love) came to be their father.
Also to be given to St. Peter at the pearly gates so he'll have a complete list of transgressions. Hopefully my organization will put him in a forgiving mood…< Less

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