Just about the only thing that could possibly redeem the stupid term "muffin top" is an extremely goofy novelty rap song by a mother of two with lyrics like, "You're a mother-fucking warrior who likes to eat cake." (She sang softly to herself, waiting in line at the bakery.) And what do you know? The Internet has obliged!

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Today.com reports it's the work of Erin Keaney, a 43-year-old Toronto comic. "I wanted my girls to know that I love my body," she explained. "I just don't think we should feel like we have to be somebody else," she added. "Just be your best you." As a bonus, Keaney reminds me just a little of Doctor Who's Donna Noble, as played by Catherine Tate.