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Hey kids, uncle Jamesy Wamesy here. Presented to you is the epic game in which you play as an unnamed ninja (his mother was a mute) who must mow down enemies in his path to feed the unsatiable hunger of the grissly T-Rex behind you. Fight through 12 levels with 3 distinct bosses. And it only comes in one flavor, boys and gurgles... Normal. Yes, that's right, if its too hard to play, then grow a pair!

Press 'A' to attack, 'S' to jump, left and right arrow keys to move, and 'A' and down for the downslash!

Music by Mall, Transient, Morteville, and Lucas Ciarlante have been used with permission of said artists.

UPDATE 09/12/06 1:32PM Pacific: Remaining ear bug achieved by dying while fighting the first boss has been fixed.