Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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So many of Adam's ramblings seem to start with him saying a few words that could be considered a title for what he's about to say (Green Bananas, Choc Dip, Potato Bags, etc.) Has he usually said anything before the "title" or does he just launch straight into it out of nowhere?

Also, I sometimes sleeptalk, and nearly always remember my dreams. It usually happens when I'm dreaming, but aware that I'm dreaming (so not in a very deep sleep). I can tell when I'm talking in my sleep because the "video" of my dream slows down and gets choppy (I think of it as a reduced frame rate) when I start to talk. I also have the feeling that I'm talking slower than normal. Has Adam ever experienced anything like that?

With that many green bananas and not another food item in sight, maybe Adam was channelling the elephants! I'd be sick of green bananas too if that was all I got to stuff in my mouth with people watching.

The manatee owes its scientific classification, Sirenia, to The Sirens, in Homer’s Ulysses, who were a bewitching lot of damsels whose wondrous song lures the unwitting sailor to his death on the rocks. One wonders, when looking at a manatee, just what it was that caused scientists to be swayed in that direction.

You can never be too careful when around those manatees.... look at those shifty eyes....nope... um, twitchy flippers...uh uh... ok, Karen's right. Manatees are big bundles of vegetarian love! Wait a minute...

It's true, during honeymoon, more of Adam's sleep-talking comments seemed to relate to real life; and since, his comments STILL seem to relate to the trip. Maybe it's just because our honeymoon experience was so distinctive, whereas our usual life is sort of boring and not really the stuff of dreams (except for our love, of course!)?

My father, may he rest in peace, had a rule he lived by that if bananas were 29 cents a pound or less, he had to buy as many bananas as he could carry home from the store. Then, when he got them home, he had to give them away to everyone he could persuade to take them because they'd been such a bargain but he had too many for just him and my mother. It all had something to do with his childhood poverty during the Great Depression. Perhaps Adam is reincarnated from someone who didn't get enough bananas during the Great Depression.

Adam's subconscious seems to trigger some sort of free association in my subconscious....

"lots and lots of green bananas. Really I've got lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fucking bananas. Please somebody get rid of my green bananas!" ok...

the manatees is going down, ocean dives with floaing bananas everywhere -how fun- add banana chips and it's dip diving in a sea of yellow and never too much in these waters amongst the greenery scenery and rubber ducks cuffed and arrested in the sunshine as per your wishes, a done deal.

Manatees supposedly the source of mermaid sightings -- at a distance, through heavy salt spray, I hope! Of course, earlier centuries ideal female figures were much more portly (Reubenesque), so maybe the distance wasn't all that great ... <8-O