The Appropriate Level of Revenge for 6 Different Cheating Scenarios

Today in What-The-Internet-Is-Flipping-Out-Over headline news: There's a video that's gone viral of a woman setting fire to her partner's genitals while he sleeps because he allegedly cheated on her with her coworker. Luckily, the man wasn't harmed (some people are even saying the video is a fake—judge for yourself below).

We think this goes without saying, but ladies, IT IS NOT OKAY TO SET FIRE TO ANYONE'S GENITALS. Ever.

Yes, even if he cheated.

EVEN if he cheated on you with his coworker.

It is, however, quite all right for you to exact revenge in the following ways if any of these situations should arise:

Scenario: He cheats with your childhood teacherAppropriate level of revenge: Put an "A" in chalk on his bedroom door.

Scenario: He cheats with your hairstylistAppropriate level of revenge: Post that childhood pic of him with the bowl cut on Facebook.

Scenario: He cheats with a friend of a friendAppropriate level of revenge: Send them both a fart in a jar.