And the other rule about cold iron, blessed silver, cursed gems, and all that. I do like to keep ALL my guests safe, after all. I have a strict self-imposed non-discrimination policy on incoming guests, as long as they don't cause any trouble here. Ghouls, demons, ghasts and goblins, all are welcome as long as they respect the rules and other guests.

Under most conditions. The fluff gets everywhere, it tends to end up smashing things, and it's really not as great as it sounds. That's why I have an entire padded room up those stairs over there specifically for mass pillow fights.

*points at stairs that are obviously magical, even given that the place is already bigger on the inside and the floor's tiled with tessellating pentagons*

It's comfy, it's padded, the floor's made of giant mattresses, the walls are made of pillows, the light's magical and can't get accidentally shattered, and the pillows are infinite. And the place never gets dirty, even if you're dirty when you jump in.

Oh it's very respectable! *stands in front of the big skinny-dipping pool button*

Quite often actually, in fact there was quite a danger of the Guild of Fellowship being overrun a few years ago; Magus, the ninja satyr and I had to clear out Magus' shop, the pub, the arena, lake, forest, town, etc, and we're often kicking rowdy patrons out when they get very bad. *cracks knuckles*

*casually* Oh and there's the Ring of Fire over there *nods head towards corner*

The Ring of Fire is where the actual fights can take place, so guests who don't want to fight can stay out here in the quiet, and those who want to hit something can do so in there. Depending on the settings, it can make it painless, painful but harmless, and all sorts of other modes.

I welcomed guests of all backgrounds. Some of them came from more... violence-oriented cultures. Being nondiscriminatory, I provided a "safe" place for them to hold their honor duels, traditional barfight-dances, and other such rituals.