Use of the term "loser" is strictly prohibited without expressed written consent of loserboy, Inc. You'll be hearing from my attorney, Antoine, in the very near future. Please cease and desist from further usage until this matter is settled in a court of law.

Be careful what you wish for. We've already decided that if TMS kills the Bucket, we're migrating here en masse. I'm not sure if your server can handle the non-stop barrage of meaningless drivel -- and that's just from gaylon!!

So, anyway, here I am spending a very quiet evening with my hand firmly on the tiller of A Major Airline. So quiet, in fact, that I had ample opportunity to mosey on over to the Bucket, and catch up a littel. All of a sudden, I heard this loud *thump*. Know what it sounded like? It sounded like somebody falling off a wagon! Seriously! Hope nobody got hurt.

Boxjam -
Please see our previous correspondence (2/22/02) about the use of my name in your strip. The agreement reached at that time still stands. Unless one of those discarded characters illustrated today is intended to be me, there has likely been a serious violation of our agreement. I won't settle for the headstone representing me either.

Although Antoine is on thin ice for accusing Illinois of cheating in recruiting, I still have him on retainer as my attorney.