By far the most delightful and confusing thing about Super Mario Odyssey is New Donk City, an area in the game modeled after New York City in which the cartoon-like Mario interacts with real people. This revelation raises so many questions. Who are these people? What is Mario if not a human being. How does Donkey Kong lore tie into this? How overpriced are New Donk apartments? Since Geek.com’s office is in New York City, we thought it be fun to imagine what the rest of New Donk City might look like if it really is taking most of its inspiration from the Big Apple. Hopefully, we’ll be visiting these places soon on our Nintendo Switch.

These are the best landmarks of Super Mario Odyssey’s New Donk City, courtesy of Geek.com artist Jose Ruiz.

I Heart New Donk

Tourists love these.

Donkin’ Donuts

America (and Mario) runs on Donkin’.

The Donklyn Bridge

Your pathway to all of New Donk City’s hipsters.

Donks Zoo

Apes who don’t wear clothes are sent here.

The New Donk Times

The grey, Donk lady.

NDU: New Donk University

Lots of famous movie directors got their start here.

The Donklyn Nets

Will Jay Z sell his share of this team, too?

Donkington Arch Square

This landmark celebrates Mario’s victory over Bowser.

The Statue of Mario

Immigrants are welcome in New Donk City because its leaders have morals.