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Lucy kills Charlie Brown. Police assume it was a suicide. The closed-casket funeral will be held in the pumpkin patch this Friday evening. Peanuts are welcome to attend. After the ceremony food and drinks will be served courtesy of the Van Pelt Family.

Lucy thought that she got away scot-free, until she woke up a few nights later. There was a shadow at the foot of her bed. She switched on her bedside lamp. She tried to scream, but it caught in her throat. Charlie Brown stood there, his crushed head lolling to one side. His one good eye stared accusingly, and with a voice that sounded as though it were filtered through rotten seaweed, he said
" You should have let me kick the ball, bitch!"

Paralyzed with fear, Lucy could do nothing as Charlie Brown lunged forward, his dead hands hooked into claws. As he slowly squeezed the life out of her, she kicked uselessy at the air, until with a last rattle, Lucy's world black. She was found the next day, with a football shoved into her gaping mouth, and her eyes still open, and frozen in her last moments of sheer terror.

I always hated Lucy.
There was one episode where they were playing in the homecoming game, and Lucy pulled the damn football away EVERY TIME, even once refusing to let Charlie Brown use a kicking tee. Each time, the whole team would blame Charlie Brown for failed kicks, including Lucy!
I just hated her.