Do you know how many C17 we are going to have to scramble to cover for that one sleigh???
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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

OK, that 15 entries, so I think we can call it now. My own would have been

"Tower to flight 137, you appear to have an unauthorised passenger on board, immigration would like a word with him".

Honorable mention - -Mark S -(Pilot to copilot)....
"Oh gawd, George. I think we just made the top of the 'naughty' list."

3rd place - Rob Smith - Do you know how many C17 we are going to have to scramble to cover for that one sleigh???

2nd place - Stepen Meyer - "As you disembark, this is your captain thanking you for flying the friendly skys ... and please disregard the man in a red suit on the nose. It was really just a weather balloon."

1st place - Michael Roberts - "I think we need more work on this "Red Nose Day" idea."

Which particularly resonates here in the UK with our real one. Well done to all of you, that was a good set of entries.