There's a restaurant in my town that makes a loaded pizza called "Dam Good Pizza" -- and it is. That sucker is almost an inch thick -- and it's not all crust! Salami, pepperoni, mushrooms, ham, onion, green pepper, black olives...sauce and mozza, of course! Heated leftovers the next day are to die for!

My ultimate pizza would have all of the above, and add some pineapple and shrimp as well.