This is Not the Hemma-Roid You Were Looking For, Day 226/35th Anniversary of That Joke in The Year of Fun.

1. With the Implementation of Widespread Public Toilet Facilities, Society Learned to Hone it’s Collective Cognitive Dissonance Skills toward the Physical. — From The Cognitive Dissident’s Guide to Getting Through the Day, Hygenics.

2. Pick Tonight’s Entertainment Based Solely on the Interest Level of the Entertainment, Not on Ambition.

Pop Culture Today: Watched The Fall (BBC/Netflix) with Gillian Anderson. In the same headspace as Top of the Lake, but with split focus paralleling the killer and detective. Very dark. So, what’s next Broadchurch? The spiritual heir to The Red Riding Trilogy.

I think the ladies of Orange is the New Black have more fun at work than I do. Also, more heartbreak.

3. Ways I Could Never Be A Serial Killer Like the Ones on TeeVee:
Can’t Afford Rental on Second Location,
Need at Least Seven Uninterrupted Hours of Sleep Every Single Night,
Can’t Tie Secure Knots,
Not Really Much of a Good Liar,
Not Handsome Enough,
Hard Time Compartmentalizing,
Abhor the Killing or Harming of Other People by Me or Anyone Like All Non-Serial Killers Humans.

3. Don’t Order the Calamari. — My Advice to Any Character in a Cronenberg Movie (David or Brandon).

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Gosh, first off, I’m a blogger, wow, the big leagues! My first piece of advice, drop the Hotmail account, maybe then you wouldn’t be blaming my blog for losing your post. Or maybe I saw it and just didn’t answer, but through sheer passive-aggressiveness you still pin all the blame on me. I’m answering now, jerk.
I gotta idea, aspiring blogger— blog. You know, the ‘duh’ advice every writer says. Write. Read. Work.
Oh, don’t belittle those from whom you’re pretending to get advice.
Just, Write, Read and Work, aspiring blog blogger.

Sorry about being so snippy. Usually my spam praise comments tend to be nicer and contain more non-sequiturs.