moses78

Gender

Male

Location

Pennsylvania

Member Since

Sep. 22, 2008

Age

24

Xbox Gamertag

moses7878

I am Lord Commander Moses Esquire of the Dickinsonian's Night Watch, Warden of the Center, Vanguard of the Future, and Preserver of the Past ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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Minimalist__: I could hang around talking about reproductive fluids all day
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Ketsy: Incest, it is fun for the whole family.
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TalonH: I'm not quoted in your profile, moses
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gatherer818: oh yeah, I got an email recently saying "moses78 has finally swallowed his pride and broken down and added you as a friend on Kongregate! You don't have to take any action because you're not a stuck-up jerk and he's already on your friends list."

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iBot: I love you. (reply)iBot: I'm kidding. I hate you. (reply)
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TheoSoft: *pulls out a cucumber*
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anal_leakage: sir fratley = Some Incredibly Retarded **** Resembling A Turd Less Every Year.
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TheoSoft: we are pregnant
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robotking98: moses, i've said this about 5 times, i do not, and i mean do NOT have a reproductive system of any kind
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racefan12: I'm gonna save that to quote out of context (reply)
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Sir_Fratley: Asmo uses "Act like an 11 year old"! It's super annoying! (reply)
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halome: Congragulations you won the Nobody Cares Badge and a freakin cookie!
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TheoSoft: I'm a lesbian in a man's body
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Sir_Fratley: Your FACE is a blow-up doll

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aquasaurious: I am so gay for pants.
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Minimalist__: I made the mistake of thinking shampoo tastes as good as it smells

Minimalist__: On more than one occasion
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gatherer818: Life: Sexually Transmitted and always Fatal. ^_^
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To robotking98: so you have no penis?

robotking98: i've said that multiple times (reply)
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Ketsy: It must be a woman. Never seen anyone fake something so often.
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DjStreamline: in the beginning, kong created, the heavens and the chatrooms.DjStreamline: kong was lonely, so it created the users. and it was good.DjStreamline: then it was bored, so it created the trolls, and it was not so good. so it created the M's.DjStreamline: (they were supagood.)DjStreamline: then kong decided it didn't like either of them, and attempted to delete them all. the M's didn't approve, and threatened to Ban Kong. it was good.DjStreamline: kong said, "wait! no U!" and the Mods nodded in agreement. and started banning the Trolls instead. The end.
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bobxce: Moses is always right.
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asmodous: I love going to the gay village
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TheoSoft: a dildo is a plastic cock
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Sir_Fratley: *Eats potatoes*
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c0c04351: *is erect*
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SavajCabbaj: I've worn rubbers ever since the H1N1 scare, just in case.
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lennyz: All activities of the great moses.
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ham1lin: huh? well Ill just have to deprive him of his daily bj for that
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c0c04351: Jelly inside your vagina would feel so weird.
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lennyz: air filler thinger, lol

DjStreamline: :O ! not in tha bum!

robotking98: *fills dj with air*
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Strifespain: hey, I"m straight, but I'd stare at Frat's penis for a second or four
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Sir_Fratley: My perception of cock rings has been ruined ._.
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Musicgirl: What pic?

moses78: your nekkid one music

moses78: with the 2 ft dildo in

moses78: ;)

Musicgirl: There isn't a picture of that =P Only videos

Sir_Fratley: That was me, moSES
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Bachame: ah... random chat room conversations, educating people and solving the world's problems one issue at a time
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DjStreamline: i'm puttin' a foot long wiener in mah mouf
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DjStreamline: i just crammed the last 3 inches in my mouth, almost choked a little
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Sir_Fratley: National Leprechaun museum
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CecilWidowmaker: and not my usual get drunk, masturbate and cry myself to sleep routine.
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Ketsy: It's kind of like saying there is a difference between protons and neutrons to third world farmers.
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asmodous: York is pretty high on the nice list too
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iBot: First we need to be alone. (reply)
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Bleys087: I mean.. I thought that website was for kittens!

Sir_Fratley: Is it a kind of potato?
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ZombieLawngnome: I hate you. I'm just going to flat out say it, you're a waste of a vagina, michelle
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racefan12: The sound of frat crying is soothing
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inferno76: this room keeps glitching out

moses78: your mother glitches out

inferno76: *cries*

moses78: in fact, i made her 404 last night

Bleys087: she did not compute?

moses78: oh, she computed

moses78: 3 times

moses78: ;)
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Sir_Fratley: You know, if I was bi, the internet would be so much more risk free
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Sir_Fratley: better late than pregnant
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gamemastermike: ah i love kong:)
gamemastermike: half facebook half eharmony
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DjStreamline: girls are just baby factories. wear a condom and you're just "inspecting"
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Ketsy: Congratulations! You won of the Freaky Porn Badge, and +10 creep factor!
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Sir_Fratley: Moses was right
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racefan12: That guy is such a fail spammer that he didn't even activate Antispam (reply)
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gatherer818: I said that and then you're like "OH HELL NO I JUST LOST THAT BITCH" and of course people ask :P
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Ketsy: Although, I have had better conversations with my right hand than I have had with some girls.
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[04:20 PM] halome: Im dumb
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Ketsy: Once you go gnome, you never go home.
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gatherer818: who else has a gay leprechaun for a regular mod?
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[03:19 PM] KaisarDragon: moses has ended this topic. No one can deny SWAT cats wasn't awesomer than hell.
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[04:19 PM] ilikefriends: I enjoy sucking dick, and it's much less confusing than this game. There are more rewards to sucking dick and it's more social
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[12:32 AM] Minimalist__: He's wondering if his erection is okay
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[09:46 PM] teddo55: *Is forced to wear a nurse uniform* Music? Really?
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[08:50 PM] Sir_Fratley: Be careful, Deda will hate you now (reply)
[08:51 PM] To Sir_Fratley: why? because i called him what he is, a racist?
[08:51 PM] Sir_Fratley: No, because you have a sombrero (reply)
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[09:44 AM] Sir_Fratley: I didn't know men could be on their period until I met gained (reply)
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[07:23 PM] SuavaGuava: It is seriously the best thing to happen to coffee since whiskey.
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[12:11 AM] Sir_Fratley: *activates Gained alarm* (reply)

[12:11 AM] Sir_Fratley: "SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET! SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET! " (reply)
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[11:50 PM] kngrgte: there needs to be some epidemic to wipe these idiots off the planet

[11:51 PM] Ketsy: I didn't know you were suicidal, kng
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[12:17 AM] gatherer818: that's like saying you're not in sex ed class so you're not going to use a condom.
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[10:55 AM] KaisarDragon: A rocking chair doesn't make you a rockstar, gramps.
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[08:39 AM] Sir_Fratley: I'll give you a fiver to up potato production (reply)
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Sir_Fratley: Looks like Gained needs a tampon for christmas (reply)
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Sir_Fratley: If she's not off gallivanting around Scotland

moses78: and boning crazy numbers of dudes

Sir_Fratley: That's me you're thinking of
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Sir_Fratley: She's got all the appeal of the michelin man but a stoner (reply)
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jessicastone4018: ok your[sic] awesome
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aquasaurious: I'll vote for him if he can make my micropenis bigger and blacker.
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Cam598: I am the PENISLICKER

Sir_Fratley: I often choke myself with a belt while I tell you to stop flooding, while laughing to myself
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Sir_Fratley: omg, warning
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Gender

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Location

Pennsylvania

Member Since

Sep. 22, 2008

Age

24

Xbox Gamertag

moses7878

I am Lord Commander Moses Esquire of the Dickinsonian's Night Watch, Warden of the Center, Vanguard of the Future, and Preserver of the Past ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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Minimalist__: I could hang around talking about reproductive fluids all day
___________________________________________________________________________
Ketsy: Incest, it is fun for the whole family.
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TalonH: I'm not quoted in your profile, moses
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gatherer818: oh yeah, I got an email recently saying "moses78 has finally swallowed his pride and broken down and added you as a friend on Kongregate! You don't have to take any action because you're not a stuck-up jerk and he's already on your friends list."

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iBot: I love you. (reply)iBot: I'm kidding. I hate you. (reply)
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TheoSoft: *pulls out a cucumber*
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anal_leakage: sir fratley = Some Incredibly Retarded **** Resembling A Turd Less Every Year.
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TheoSoft: we are pregnant
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robotking98: moses, i've said this about 5 times, i do not, and i mean do NOT have a reproductive system of any kind
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racefan12: I'm gonna save that to quote out of context (reply)
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Sir_Fratley: Asmo uses "Act like an 11 year old"! It's super annoying! (reply)
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halome: Congragulations you won the Nobody Cares Badge and a freakin cookie!
___________________________________________________________________________
TheoSoft: I'm a lesbian in a man's body
___________________________________________________________________________
Sir_Fratley: Your FACE is a blow-up doll

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aquasaurious: I am so gay for pants.
___________________________________________________________________________
Minimalist__: I made the mistake of thinking shampoo tastes as good as it smells

Minimalist__: On more than one occasion
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gatherer818: Life: Sexually Transmitted and always Fatal. ^_^
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To robotking98: so you have no penis?

robotking98: i've said that multiple times (reply)
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Ketsy: It must be a woman. Never seen anyone fake something so often.
___________________________________________________________________________
DjStreamline: in the beginning, kong created, the heavens and the chatrooms.DjStreamline: kong was lonely, so it created the users. and it was good.DjStreamline: then it was bored, so it created the trolls, and it was not so good. so it created the M's.DjStreamline: (they were supagood.)DjStreamline: then kong decided it didn't like either of them, and attempted to delete them all. the M's didn't approve, and threatened to Ban Kong. it was good.DjStreamline: kong said, "wait! no U!" and the Mods nodded in agreement. and started banning the Trolls instead. The end.
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bobxce: Moses is always right.
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asmodous: I love going to the gay village
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TheoSoft: a dildo is a plastic cock
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Sir_Fratley: *Eats potatoes*
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c0c04351: *is erect*
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SavajCabbaj: I've worn rubbers ever since the H1N1 scare, just in case.
___________________________________________________________________________
lennyz: All activities of the great moses.
___________________________________________________________________________
ham1lin: huh? well Ill just have to deprive him of his daily bj for that
___________________________________________________________________________
c0c04351: Jelly inside your vagina would feel so weird.
___________________________________________________________________________
lennyz: air filler thinger, lol

DjStreamline: :O ! not in tha bum!

robotking98: *fills dj with air*
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Strifespain: hey, I"m straight, but I'd stare at Frat's penis for a second or four
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Sir_Fratley: My perception of cock rings has been ruined ._.
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Musicgirl: What pic?

moses78: your nekkid one music

moses78: with the 2 ft dildo in

moses78: ;)

Musicgirl: There isn't a picture of that =P Only videos

Sir_Fratley: That was me, moSES
___________________________________________________________________________
Bachame: ah... random chat room conversations, educating people and solving the world's problems one issue at a time
___________________________________________________________________________
DjStreamline: i'm puttin' a foot long wiener in mah mouf
___________________________________________________________________________
DjStreamline: i just crammed the last 3 inches in my mouth, almost choked a little
___________________________________________________________________________
Sir_Fratley: National Leprechaun museum
___________________________________________________________________________
CecilWidowmaker: and not my usual get drunk, masturbate and cry myself to sleep routine.
___________________________________________________________________________
Ketsy: It's kind of like saying there is a difference between protons and neutrons to third world farmers.
___________________________________________________________________________
asmodous: York is pretty high on the nice list too
___________________________________________________________________________
iBot: First we need to be alone. (reply)
___________________________________________________________________________
Bleys087: I mean.. I thought that website was for kittens!

Sir_Fratley: Is it a kind of potato?
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ZombieLawngnome: I hate you. I'm just going to flat out say it, you're a waste of a vagina, michelle
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racefan12: The sound of frat crying is soothing
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inferno76: this room keeps glitching out

moses78: your mother glitches out

inferno76: *cries*

moses78: in fact, i made her 404 last night

Bleys087: she did not compute?

moses78: oh, she computed

moses78: 3 times

moses78: ;)
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Sir_Fratley: You know, if I was bi, the internet would be so much more risk free
___________________________________________________________________________
Sir_Fratley: better late than pregnant
___________________________________________________________________________
gamemastermike: ah i love kong:)
gamemastermike: half facebook half eharmony
___________________________________________________________________________
DjStreamline: girls are just baby factories. wear a condom and you're just "inspecting"
___________________________________________________________________________
Ketsy: Congratulations! You won of the Freaky Porn Badge, and +10 creep factor!
___________________________________________________________________________
Sir_Fratley: Moses was right
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racefan12: That guy is such a fail spammer that he didn't even activate Antispam (reply)
___________________________________________________________________________
gatherer818: I said that and then you're like "OH HELL NO I JUST LOST THAT BITCH" and of course people ask :P
___________________________________________________________________________
Ketsy: Although, I have had better conversations with my right hand than I have had with some girls.
___________________________________________________________________________
[04:20 PM] halome: Im dumb
___________________________________________________________________________
Ketsy: Once you go gnome, you never go home.
___________________________________________________________________________
gatherer818: who else has a gay leprechaun for a regular mod?
___________________________________________________________________________
[03:19 PM] KaisarDragon: moses has ended this topic. No one can deny SWAT cats wasn't awesomer than hell.
___________________________________________________________________________
[04:19 PM] ilikefriends: I enjoy sucking dick, and it's much less confusing than this game. There are more rewards to sucking dick and it's more social
___________________________________________________________________________
[12:32 AM] Minimalist__: He's wondering if his erection is okay
___________________________________________________________________________
[09:46 PM] teddo55: *Is forced to wear a nurse uniform* Music? Really?
___________________________________________________________________________
[08:50 PM] Sir_Fratley: Be careful, Deda will hate you now (reply)
[08:51 PM] To Sir_Fratley: why? because i called him what he is, a racist?
[08:51 PM] Sir_Fratley: No, because you have a sombrero (reply)
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[09:44 AM] Sir_Fratley: I didn't know men could be on their period until I met gained (reply)
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[07:23 PM] SuavaGuava: It is seriously the best thing to happen to coffee since whiskey.
___________________________________________________________________________
[12:11 AM] Sir_Fratley: *activates Gained alarm* (reply)

[12:11 AM] Sir_Fratley: "SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET! SOMEONE'S WRONG ON THE INTERNET! " (reply)
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[11:50 PM] kngrgte: there needs to be some epidemic to wipe these idiots off the planet

[11:51 PM] Ketsy: I didn't know you were suicidal, kng
___________________________________________________________________________
[12:17 AM] gatherer818: that's like saying you're not in sex ed class so you're not going to use a condom.
___________________________________________________________________________
[10:55 AM] KaisarDragon: A rocking chair doesn't make you a rockstar, gramps.
___________________________________________________________________________
[08:39 AM] Sir_Fratley: I'll give you a fiver to up potato production (reply)
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Sir_Fratley: Looks like Gained needs a tampon for christmas (reply)
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Sir_Fratley: If she's not off gallivanting around Scotland

moses78: and boning crazy numbers of dudes

Sir_Fratley: That's me you're thinking of
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Sir_Fratley: She's got all the appeal of the michelin man but a stoner (reply)
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jessicastone4018: ok your[sic] awesome
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aquasaurious: I'll vote for him if he can make my micropenis bigger and blacker.
___________________________________________________________________________
Cam598: I am the PENISLICKER

Sir_Fratley: I often choke myself with a belt while I tell you to stop flooding, while laughing to myself
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Sir_Fratley: omg, warning
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