The Sexuality by Percentage Test

Hey, and welcome to my NEW AND IMPROVED "Sexuality by Percentage" test! After answering a number of questions, I'll calculate what your sexuality is, percentage-wise (ie 15% straight, 78% gay). And don't worry - it's not based solely on stereotypes.
PS If you get offended easily, or are at work, maybe you shouldn't do this test. There are some VERY explicit pictures.