Friday, August 05, 2005

Nabei, Singapore so small want to find one President also cannot

They say that this August 27 got President Election. At first I am very happy because maybe that mean got public holiday. Then I check the calendar and KNNBCCB!!!! It is a fucking Saturday! Like that how to have cheebye holiday!!!

Actually also dunno whether will have a fight or not. At first the now President, his name is Nathan (it is the Indian pronounce way, Nar-den, not the Ang Moh style, Neh-ten), he say he want to retire liao. He is already 81 years old, and got a few health problem, so fuck lah, of course want to rest, right?

But then dunno so many MP, NTUC and gahmen people say no lah please don't retire, go for medical checkup and try to run for president again, so he now say he want to be president for another 6 years.

I am thinking, fuck man, Singapore got so little talent until cannot find another man to be President ah? Have to make one poor old Indian man who want to rest go and try and be president again? Lan cheow ok!

Why must like this? Singapore everything good only have One, is it? One man good enough to be president, one party good enough to be gahmen, one Lao Lee good enough to be a PM, then SM, then MM? Singapore don't have other good people meh? Maybe that's why the Singapore song is One People One Nation One Singapore. Everything is fucking ONE!!!

Maybe to become president the pass mark is too high. I heard must have some Certificate of Eligibity. Nabei! Be president also must have COE! Somemore the COE look like only the PAP kind of people can get type.

I think it will be fun to see the Election during this month. Because this month is the Seven Month of the Hungry Ghost, and will got many Seven Month getai and wayang. Election is also a kind of wayang what!

Actually I think the Gahmen also want to see whether the Singaporean will vote this old President (OLD President, hahahahaha!!!!) to be the new President. Maybe see if the Singaporean is toolan the Gahmen or not. The NKF already make many Singaporean toolan and because the Gahmen Elections also coming, so must check check a bit.

I think Singaporean don't mind vote another president, if there is a choice. I think most people think president is cho bo lan one, so vote who also never mind. Don't halfway die can already.

But I think the president is not only cho bo lan. I heard he have to look after Gahmen money (which is actually OUR money, but the Gahmen always say is THEIR money). I know! Maybe can get that opposition party guy Chee! His name sound like bad word. If he is president, he can everyday ask the Gahmen "WHERE is the cheebye MONEY?!!!" but confirm won't kena sue! Hahahahaha!!!

I also don't mind if I can be president. Got big house at the Isetana. Outside got so many guard and police look after my house (and my president baobei car can park inside won't kena scratch, not like parking in the cheebye HDB carpark). Then next door my Isetana president house is Plaza Singapura shopping centre (last time Yaohan), and even got MRT. Outside is Orchard Road, got so many sexy chio bu to see. Good what!

But then cannot go and chiong as president, because too famous liao. Wait chiong already will become like that last time ah neh President, Devan Neh. He chiong too much in the end kena the Gahmen fry his cuttle fish.

Anyway too bad, I not smart enough, and cannot get the president COE. Car COE also got problem to get. But if they say lan cheow big can be president, I sure win one. But I think I cannot win in Election, only in Erection. I can be Rockson the Horse President! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Even if you wanna chiong as the president ah, all the char boh you'll be chionging with wouldn't be sweet young things, but very powderful woman that looks as manly as Ho Ho Ching.... maybe once in awhile you get pretty stylish ones like Claire Chang or Eunice Olsen lah...

kao.. istana la.. isetana.. u think isetan ah.if let the cb CHEE! rule, he question gahmen where our money go, scarly he himself pocket our money go overseas have cheap sex and marry many wife. nathan good la, all presidents either old one or if not die young. how sia...

Promise me you will write an interesting story about 7th Month President Wayang, ok? From your style of writing, I can bet my last dollar you are not an Ah Beng....who knows? Maybe you even studied at Oxford! Post more often, ok? Can't live without your blog!!!!

Your blog is so stimulation under the guise of ahbengism (which I like), everytime I read your entry, I not only laugh but also kena moist ...excuse me, must go change my panties now, next time I will not wear any...

The president does not run the country, right. Just choose one reputable and respectable one will do lor. So much trouble for wat?

Lot of money are required to run elections for example pay some external auditors (a lot of $$$$) to make sure that there are no "foul plays".

Yes, do not need to wayang lah. Distribute the money to the Singaporeans or donate it to charity (not NKF ok?).

Honestly, Singaporean President does not run the country, the cabinet of ministries does. So, what the fuck this election for? and government always like to be fair to all races when electing president that's one term Chinese, one term Indian, .... Why? If the post is so important, we should give it to the best man, right?

Obviously, we (Singaporean) do not care so much as politics. So let the ruling party runs the show and put on whatever acts that they want to. We just read about it, blog about it, discuss it with taxi lao, etc. We continue to sleep, eat, drink, chiong (no malaysian bars, ok?). And live a happy life. :-)

Rock I think u will be a better President than this prata man leh. Prata man stupid one lah always kiss small children (some more all under age one) n dunno how to kiss chio bu one. Maybe prata man olso cannot kiss chio bu because he got so many health problems, kissing chio bu will make his heart burst hor. Heheheh. Rock you veri the tok kong one.

"I ROCKSON TAKUMI TAN hearby solemly swear then i will not be a kan ni na bei chao phua bye like the stupid devan ah neh and waste the chee bye Singapoerans tax that the Lan Cheow PAP keep taking from. I will uphold justice and fairness. I always will cut the kan ni na bei fucking lan cheow ERP and make sure COE go down .. So that you all can fucking drive around. I hearby solemy swear"

"Leading foreign newspapers also have been frequently sued by ruling party stalwarts, and the international media rights group Reporters Without Borders ranks Singapore 147th in its press freedom index. North Korea and Cuba rank 156 and 157."

Man..if u be President or gahmen ppl we can go party at Isetana liao..and maybe u can build a big pool inside then with many chio bu come and have a pool party!!Come Rockson go for election vote for u!!

U ALL THINK WAD ON HIM ARE U ALL ARE FRIEND ON HIM OR WAD OR U ALL HAVE FUCK BY HIM ISSIT.he is a reallly fuck cheebye if he became president singapore sure kena fuck but malaysia.ROCKSON i tell u singapore so small issit so u leave singapoe lah.TAKUMI u think u r INITAIL Di think u not that "D" u are just a Xiao Di Di..

Rockson!!! You should run for president and pose your horse for the voting photo!! Then all the girls in singapore will vote for you, and since they make up more then 50% of the population you will surely win!! Diok boh????

Disclaimer doesn't absolve you from any liability. You can still be sued if you make deframatory statements.

I hope Rockhead gets sued.

Rockson getting sued? LOL never!And he will be writing this way for years to come, you better jolly well shut up or he will put his horse in ur mouth! Hahahaha!!!Seriously this guy doesn't have a sense of humour, you need to go fuck off

Rockson you the king man!!! I think seriously you consider running for president or set up your own political party...how bout Horse Action Party? (HAP)...hahah....You should watch Land of the Dead...may inspire you in some ways or another...

actually the current president aka just the puppet for show only isn't staying at the istana. perhaps the only priviledged one to stay in the istana will be the one and only one who runs the entire country. who else but the pm. sm. mm.....

Funny as hell..AS ALWAYS!!! Deep down, i can't help but suspect our dear Rockson Takumi Tan to be this Princeton-alma mater who's some kinda big time lawyer/banker/journalist. A true bleu ah-beng where got write blog with some much depth of thought one? Com'mon...spill the *horsebeans* won't you? *crosses fingers*

the whole thing like rockson say is just wayang. show ppl gahmen got work mah. anyway something out of the topic. below is the email i receive fr LTA on the recent ERP. happy reading.

Dear ROCC members

I refer to the last ROCC meeting held on 28 July 05.

This serves to remind members that, with the introduction of the EveningERP at CTE (6.00pm to 8.00pm), from Monday to Friday, some motorists willuse the following alternative routes and avoid using the CTE:

dont cheong too much .. bad for ur health .. spend more time posting... good for everybody's health .........a laugh a day keep the doctor a way ... A GOOD LAUGH READING UR POST A DAY.. KEEP ALL THE DISEASES AWAY..........

eh rockson, you sibeh funny! but i agree with u la. he's not too bad. but then again, we can't scold things like fuckanathan or cockanathan. so disrespectful. sigh :(anyway nathan's so old already.. if he passes away in office, we might have a public holiday!!! you also like public holidays right! plus LKY's holiday, got 2 altogether! hahahha..

Rockson, like so many ppl I enjoy your blog very much. I'd like to give you back something as a token of my appreciation. Maybe buy you a drink or give you a chiong treat. I know you will not give your address for obvious reason... where can I send my gift? I am serious.Rock On, Rockson!

I was at the West Coast Park Dog Run this afternoon where a National Day Dog Walk was being held. The turnout was very good. I think probalby more than 300 dogs or more. Multiply that by an average of 2.5 humans (my guess). there are at least 750 people there. This guy Andrew Kuan who standing against Nathan was there marketing himsslf. Very interesting. You have to take this guy seriously cos he seem very serious based on his words and actions so far. Now that I have a choice and a chance to vote and not just any person without background or integrity I sure vote one.

Dude, regarding the NKF thingy..I read somewhere..I think The Star (Malaysian newspaper laaa) says that...every RM1 we donate to NKF..(can get a bookmark!) ... ONLY 10 CENTS GOES TO NKF!!! the rest? go to the printers, publishers, bizmen, the guy who collect the donation... i was like...WTF!!!

...no doubt the election is on 27th Aug. But i don think there's gonna have holiday. Coz from the look of it, "Election" is just for show. End up,its gonna be the same 81yrs old president again. Perhaps what you might see in future is that he will be carrying a packet of his urine with tubes into his pants on one hand, and the other hand waiving to us again.

The current ah neh president looks more like a Butler or JarGa when standing with other leaders of the world, how the fuck can we sell CinKaPor like that ... Mr.Goh at least got the hight, last time see him take photo with U.S CheeBye Bush, stylo man our ex-PM~! can look DOWN on cheebye Bush.

Don't vote for Nathan. This bloody president thinks he is very big shot always never sing Majulah Singapura at Parade or any other official function. Old Lee also sing, Goh also sing, Young Lee also sing, everybody also sing only the fatty mouth always shut tighter than a virgin CB

hey rockson...ur horse really that big ah??i dun believe leh...take a picture of ur horse and post it lah....thn i can see ur horse and one more thing...how old are u and when i try to sign up for blogger all chinese word very hard to read leh i want english hw to make ah??

KNNBCCB!!!! Why mustpersuade Nathan to run again. He is so old and sick, sure die half way one. Why not ask T.T. Durai to run. He sure qualified one. He was CEO of an organisation worth more than $100 million. Besides he loves gold tap and expensive toilet seat, I am sure there are a lot of gold tap and expensive toilet seats inside the Istana. President also get to fly first class. This job sure suit T.T.Durai very much. Why the fuck the PAP never ask him to be the President? He is much better than Nathan, much younger and healthier. Nathan will surely join the previous 2 Presidents to die in Office.

Why Lan cheow JJTTC want to te gan their ex-eployee, Pan chi diao lo hen lan kia, Hyfuck ma si a ni si, Be a boss how lian, got money now say thing big big. If Hyfuck is a good company, they will treat their ex-employee like that, they will support and congra him. This show that this company are not gentlement enough and I pity the staff working in Highfuck.

Hi bradder, do you believe Ms Ho Ching may be our president someday?I'm concerned that our REPUBLIC may turn into an EMPIRE.The latest Star Wars movie really hit me!In the movie, at least the Jedi realised the plot and tried to stop the formation of the Empire (Monarchy).Here looks like they had already "brought" most of the "Jedi".....

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