Having toddled down on behalf of BT Sport, Michael Owen joined in with a training session with Chester FC (fun fact: Owen’s dad, Terry, played for the club’s previous incarnation, Chester City, during the mid-1970’s) this morning and even got himself on the score sheet by rolling back the years, roaring for his team-mates to clear a path, defying his plasticine knee ligaments one last time and sticking away a neat finish inside the far post.

Warning: some Owenbanter then happened…

Seeing as though we’re dealing with Michael Owen being all over-serious during a training drill here, we feel it’s only right of us to leave this here (skip to the 1:42 mark for Neville Southall at his withering best!)…

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What an ungodly cunt Micheal Owen is. And to think this is a person who got millions for literally nothing in the last 7-8 years in his career. I sincerely hope some divine justice decapitates him or something. Just look at him celebrating scoring against that poor ginger kid for Christ’s sake…