Gallery: Superuseless Superpowers of the Celebrity Elite

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… In-Flight Flight Man? Yes! This utterly useless superhero possesses the ability to fly, but there’s a catch: he can only fly within the confines of an airplane that is currently in the air. Read about this and more superuseless superpowers in the new book titled (you guessed it) Superuseless Superpowers! In celebration of this bastion of uselessness, we here at Team Crushable have assembled for your viewing pleasure a showcase of some other well-known individuals and their own less-well-known superuseless superpowers. Up, up, and (sort of) away!