In the year 20XX Hailfax went to Canada for a Semester abroad. There, she met Alex and the two of them decided to set out on a journey. A journey of epic proportions. Because that's what you do when you are in Canada.This is their story.

THE ADVENTURES OF ALEX AND HAIL

One day Alex and Hail were lounging about. Hailfax was reading random facts and useless information on the computer when she came across a fact.

"OMG," exclaimed Hailfax. "There is a 27 minute version of Helter Skelter"

"I hear Paul McCartney has the only copy," responds Alex.

"TO PAUL MCCARTNEY'S HOUSE," hollered Hail

"YES!" bellowed Alex in response.

In quick unison, the two quickly packed their bags and stole a car. Not just any car.....THE FUCKING BATMOBILE! Hailfax put on goggles, leather pilot's hat, and a white scarf, while Alex threw on his traditional Canadian driving garb: a Hockey helmet and a red plaid vest.

Together, the two ventured toward Paul's home. But, they didn't know where to start. So, they pushed a random button on THE FUCKING BATMOBILE! and found themselves in Washington DC, Hail's neck of the woods.

"How'd we get 'ere eh?" Alex asked.

"Apparently," Hail stated. "THROUGH SCIENCE."

After a short drive around the city, they found themselves in front of the White House

After a GLORIOUS romp at the White House, Hailfax and company decided to leave. MLEBAMA told the White House staff that she would go and find the Presiden and bring him back. They were excited to find that although the parking meter was up, the MOTHER FUCKING BATMOBLIE had no parking tickets. Thank god for excellent parking.

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THE ADVENTURES OF ALEX AND HAIL II: THE SEARCH FOR HELTER SKELTER

"I'M PUSHING THE BUTTON AGAIN," stated Hailfax

Alex looked at her with fear in his eyes.

Twinkie and MLEBAMA stared at each other

Hailfax pushes the button on the MOTHER FUCKING BATMOBILE

And the group finds themselves in the Middle East

"...where the hell are we now?" MLEBAMA asked

"Pika chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

"You're right Twinkie we seem to be in a desert," Alex replied stroking his beard.

"Why would the BATMOBILE take us here?" Hailfax asked.

"Pi. Ka?"

"Shut the fuck up!" MLEBAMA stated.

The Pikachu cries

"Now why'd you have to go and say that?" Hail asked Twinkie.

Just then out of no where OSAMA BIN LADEN stepped out of a shop with ice cream. Spotting the strange group he started and dropped his ice cream.

"OBAMA!" he cries

"HEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?" MLEBAMA responds confuzzledly.

Osama pulled out a gun and pointed it at the group threateningly.

"Die Americans!"

“But I’m Canadian!” Alex meekly responded.

Osamas finger tightened on the trigger when suddenly THE REAL OBAMA SHOWS UP and punched Osama in the arm.

An American flag is draped over Obama as he stood proudly over the body of Osama, who lay dead after the most epic battle the four had ever witnessed. Obama looked down at Osama and said,"Fuck you bitchcakes!"

However when Obam turned to adress the group he reached behind his head!

And unzipped!

HIS FAAAAAAAAAAACE.

"Not again!" Hailfax rolls her eyes.

"Hey! That's my gig!" MLEBAMA frowns.

"PIka PIKAPICHU!"

The Fake!Obama pulls off his mask to reveal!

ENSOULS

Ensouls put on her glasses and went: "Sup."

"Ma'aM!" Alex ran towards her and leapt intending to glomp.

"Ma'am!" Hailfax and MLEBAMA shouted and jumped to glomp as well.

The dog pile ensued and the Pikachu shocked the four people.

Hailfax rolled up her sleeves and looked at Twinkie. "I'm going to kill you."

"Well you know, Deity, bored of drawing all day, yadda yadda. The usual." came Ensouls reply.

Hailfax and Twinkie finished their romp and looked at the others.

"WE STILL NEED TO GET TO PAUL'S HOUSE."

Hailfax stated.

"WE NEED THAT TAPE."

"What tape?" Ensouls asked as her eyebrow raised.

"The 27 minute version of Helter Skelter!" Hailfax stated happily. "Now get into the MOTHER FUCKING BATMOBILE, WE HAVE TO GET TO ......"

"LOS ANGELES."

"Gasp!" Alex gasped.

WILL ENSOULS GET BORED AND KILL ALL OF THEM? WILL TWINKIE WANT TO KILL MLEBAMA FOR GIVING HIM THAT NAME?WILL HAILFAX EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEATLES? WILL ALEX FIGURE OUT THAT THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF SYRUP?FIND OUT IN THE NEXT AMAZING CHAPTER OF