Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Did you ever think you'd see the day

...when Jill and Ramoner join forces to fight Bethenny?

EEK!

Don't forget to tweet with Bethenny and Tamra during the finale. I will probably be in the fetal position in anticipation of the fight, so I need you to be strong for me and participate in this. No dvr-ing! Start preparing your questions now.

You can start your creative juices flowing by giving me a caption for this photo from Kelly's birthday party:

I think Max and K are engaged in some sort of bizarre, coke-induced, tooth-flossing (with Kleenex mind you!)while-choking ritual, only rully famous people participate in!I don't know about the shoes(slippers?), wtf is with that crazy top? it looks like she stole someone's shower curtain, or maybe Jill's old drapes? Maybe it's who she is standing next to, but doesn't K look almost shorter and squatter, or maybe it's just she's wearing pants?

This is what causes the jill/bethany fight? Jill, who whenever near a mike, including at charity events, reminds people to go buy zarin fabric is pissed that bethany, who is supplying liquor used the space behind the bar to advertise herself? And she sides with ramoner, who is supplying barbie sized portions of her shit for the gift bags? wtf?

SGM!!! I just saw Bethenny at her book signing. She said she was going to start calling Kelly "Kelly Bitchsimon." It was fantastic. Then she said "she's terrible." Oh, and she looks/talks/etc exactly like she does on TV.

I still haven't seen it, but chuckling how Bethenny tried to tell Kelly about coming from a place of "yes," why does that NOT include sacrificing her new logo, Skinny girl margaritas, or her product placement deal with Frangelico. It's a charity, for gawdssake. It's not a "let's focus on Bethenny moment."

We all know she dumped Alex's logo---why is Bethenny blameless??

People can laugh all they want, but Bethenny started the charity war---shouldn't she be above reproach? And truly, does anyone rully think Jill Zarin is brainwashed??? No. She was pissed at B, whether right or wrong.

To Anon 3:54...sure Jill mentions Zarin Fabrics whenever she's near an open mike...but she backs it up with stuff in the gift bag (she's sure her generosity will bankrupt Bawby)...but according to you, Bethenny just cashes in---doesn't give others the chance to advertise (and Jill, the money from hat) because why???

I really can't get over Kelly's hideous outfit at her party. The slutty hobbit outfit would've worked way better. I can't remember where I saw this quote, but I stumbled upon a blogger who had that ho-rrific photo of Kelly in the purple dress...the one with Gabrielle Reece, where Kelly's fake boobs are part fried egg, part standing on attention? And the girl who posted it was like, "Perhaps this is the best example of 'I'm up here and you are down here!'"

So hysterical...I wish I thought to send it to you, I know you'd love it!