The Most Interesting Man in the World Returns

Over the weekend, the blog made it plain that its fickle heart no longer belonged entirely to Montana Republican senatorial candidate Denny Rehberg. It introduced you to Neil Livingstone, who is running for governor in that same state on what is apparently the "Tom Clancy Is A Wimp Compared To Me!" platform. One thing that our initial contact with Neil made almost certain is that we probably only scratched the surface of what is assuredly one of the great political CV's ever.

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Let's face it, once you read that the guy claims to have brought his wife to a hooker-laden soiree on a pirate king's yacht, you don't exactly have to be Kreskin to know that there's more to come from this fellow. And, holy mother of god, were we right.

I often have proclaimed my willingness to chuck it all and become the Don King of political debates. I'll put two politicians on podiums in the parking lot at Caesar's Palace for big-money pay-per-view events, taking only a small slice of the TV and ancillary revenues for my pains. I'm saying right now that Neil Livingstone vs. Rick Santorum is my first main event. How can you match a guy who says...

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Never give a hooker your real name. Alternatively, use only your first name. On the one hand, some experts say that you should never take a hooker back to your hotel room or apartment, as this invites trouble. On the other hand, your hotel is the safest place for a tryst.

...against a guy who says...

"America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography. It causes profound brain changes in both children and adults, resulting in widespread negative consequences."