employees at a Tim Hortons coffee shop close to Vancouver found themselves in an awkward situation when they were attacked by an irate customer who chose to throw her feces at them during a fit of rage.

According to The Province newspaper, the argument reportedly began after staff told the woman she could not use the restroom. That’s when the customer got into an argument with the employees and was asked to leave the premises.

Her reasonable response? To defecate on the floor and then throw her feces at the shocked clerks.

What a great idea! Shine your laser at a plane or helicopter. This moron was hunted down by the loser that he is. The police arrested this culprit. We have become a nation of morons, with cell-phones, selfies and now lasers. EDB