Are your religious?
Religious enough?
Are you religious?
Religious as fuck?
Do you pray 5 times a day?
To the right god and in the right way?
Are you religious?
Religious as fuck?
Do you want to live forever?
Do you want to be a martyr?
Teach infidels true piety
Explode yourself on their cameras
Guts on Tammy-Faye Baker's face
Sure look better than all that make-up
Show them their prophet is false
Take more fanatics with you this time.
You can ride Pat Robertson's head to heaven and meet your 72 virgins.
Seek out the set of the 700 club
Two birds, one bomb sounds, good to me.