Flipside Kama Sutra

We at Flipside would like to wish all of our readers a wonderful Valentine’s Day. Along with our wishes, please enjoy the Flipside Kama Sutra, a list composed of the 10 acts any romantic IU student should know.

The Collins– Look away in disgust every time a penis makes an appearance

The Mexican Wall– Hire a Mexican prostitute– Make her pay for it

The Christian Gay– Shove a cross up your ass

The Rick and Morty Season 3– Bring yourself to the brink of climax but never actually arrive

The Mike Pence– Fuck an entire state– Be lauded for it

The Ballantine Stairs– Wear your backpack that is filled with 20 pounds of text books– Gasp uncontrollably while making love– Show up to class dripping in sweat and fail your quiz

The Office Hours– Put yourself in an uncomfortable position– Beg

The C-– Take your significant other on a date– Make it clear you are only there for the attendance points– Go to bed without getting laid