We don’t mean suspect; we mean believe and trust with all of your heart that two people (*cough* Johnny Orlando and Kenzie Ziegler), were they ever to get married, would fall into starry-eyed-questionable-matching-tattoos-buying-smoothies-together-adorable-never-ending bliss?

Yeah, no, us either… *bows head in shame.* Still, we have compiled a list of past and nonexistent couples who should definitely consider maybe getting married, because we have it on our vision boards.

Click inside to see these non-couples who we still totally ship. And yes, one of them is a girl couple: