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Woody Allen Talks About Television

“In Beverly Hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.”
Woody Allen.

Like Mr. Allen Himself, this is an oldie but a goody. And other people have said this, we’re sure. Hell, maybe everybody in the country has said it at one time or another. But this particular verson is credited to Woody Allen.

Wait? What? This just in from Twitter: The true originator of this comment is – what? – Shia LaBeouf.

Or maybe he’s just the most recent?

Hey, interweb world, it’s been a rough week and it’s only Wednesday. Forgive us our trespasses, okay? We’d do the same for you. (Well, actually we probably wouldn’t, but still….)