What's better than a Fat Guy Touchdown? A Fat Guy Touchdown that is followed by an elaborate and hilarious touchdown celebration, of course.

The Rice offensive line has spent the year dreaming up different TD celebrations, which they hope to deploy on the off chance that one of them ever finds himself carrying the ball into the end zone. The Owls only have one game left on the schedule, tomorrow's bowl game against Mississippi State, and I expect all of you to tune in and root for the most unlikely of Fat Guy Touchdowns. You have a better chance at catching a Unicorn, but that shouldn't stop you from daring to dream.