Sunday, 1 July 2007

I have the most appalling stomach this morning. Quite apart from having a small child and half of my home demolished, I had many beers and more than plenty of curry last night, followed by the single most suptuous pudding possible, the recipe for which I shall endeavour to obtain during the course of today.

Either way, my visit to Ivor this morning was a mini adventure. I weighed myself on my specialist scatologist dieting scales and found that, pre-weight loss activity, I tipped in at 195lbs.=================I am having a poo=================Graphic descriptions of the poop itself notwithstanding, I find that after an Indian takeaway (from Curry Corner in Cowick Street, St Thomas. Possibly the best delivered takeaway Indian I have had. The curries were all exceptional (We ordered a lamb tikka masala, a chicken balti, a chicken tikka masala, a dozen poppadoms, a couple of saag aloos, 8 pilau rices, a mushroom rice, a house special chicken and lamb curry, a chicken passanda, a vegetable korma (actually they spell it kurma, but it tasted like a korma to me?) a chicken korma (same nuance applies) and five peshwari naans.), but the naan breads were sadly rubbish, which as I saved them for pudding was a disappointment. Also one of the saag aloos came with the lid upside down, with boiled rice in it. I can only extrapolate that the kitchen had a lid with both order on it and made an error. The downside to this was that the rice had saag aloo written in mirror writing on the rice itself in purlpe felt-tip pen (sharpie for the Merkins amongst you),I weigh 193.2lbs. That's 1.8lb poop, which isn't too shoddy.

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I have spent a really unpleasant hour at the church controlling my guts and have appalling wind. I have just cycled home for a quick dieting number two. I find I weigh 197.8lbs, which can be attributed only to a small wafer thin bread disc and a tiny glass of wine and maybe a little toothpaste. It is strange how I seem to get heavier during the day even without eating.=================I am having a poo=================197.7lbs, a 0.1lb poop. Pathetic. Right, time to go wring the bells for St Thomas's day.

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Well, that went well. I am off to Haldon for a bit of downhill and singletrack now.

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Well that went bloody well too! Not worth blogging about, not relevant to dieting, weight loss, the scatology programme or anything else, but I had a fantastic time and wanted to say so.