Man, that arcitecture is weird. It's like... the school itself is a creature of chaos.

OK, jokes about Dan's early artwork aside, I still gotta wonder just what Tedd said that disturbed Elliot. With as long as Elliot has been Tedd's best friend, he has to have found out about some of the odd things he likes (like furries), which implies this is a heretofore unplumbed depth of Tedd's occasionally disturbing psyche. Plus it has to be one that can be expressed in a somewhat limited sentence by filling in three words. I wonder what it is, but I'm almost (but not quite) afraid to ask.

I also wonder just what the heck is arousing about somebody cleaning a desk with a toothbrush.

Currently a Chaos Priestess.

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Dan really should have used a ruler or something to draw the school. Anything other than the straight line function on MS Pain.

The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. - Warren Ellis.

Nobody ever told Picard that "Ye cannae change the laws of Physics!". They just DID it. - Vampiress Kat.

Buddy, I go on 4chan and I'm never even surprised. Nothing disturbs me any more.

The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. - Warren Ellis.

Nobody ever told Picard that "Ye cannae change the laws of Physics!". They just DID it. - Vampiress Kat.

Would it disturb people if I said that I find the idea of Amanda defenestrating my phone bill with her rocket launcher arousing?

With the way phone bills are nowadays, no.

Well, that and the fact that I like the notion of Amanda with a rocket launcher, too. I think I somehow got permanently damaged back in the time of Bikini Girls with Machine Guns, girls + heavy ordnance = hot. Or maybe Aliens and Vasquez did a number on me. Curse James Cameron and his wacky shenanigans!

The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, brilliantly illustrated by Eddie Campbell. It's hard to describe just how much better the book is. It's like, "If the movie was an episode of Battlestar Galactica with a guest appearance by the Smurfs and everyone spoke Dutch, the graphic novel is Citizen Kane with added sex scenes and music by your favourite ten bands and everyone in the world you ever hated dies at the end." That's how much better it is. - Warren Ellis.

Nobody ever told Picard that "Ye cannae change the laws of Physics!". They just DID it. - Vampiress Kat.

The Old Hack wrote:Would it disturb people if I said that I find the idea of Amanda defenestrating my phone bill with her rocket launcher arousing?

dude...here's one of my main virtues in life: girls + rocket launchers = awesomeso no it wouldn't disturb me

"The best plans are always the most ridiculus and suicidal ones resulting in the highest friendly casualties." -Alexander Cairns"I have proven that nothing exists, observe: Practice makes perfect, correct? thus imperfection can become perfection. however that being said, Perfection doesn't exist. Thus proving....that nothing exists." -Alexander CairnsJerome: Alexander you're not a genius you just randomly do stuff with no regard for logic or physics!Alexander: i don't see where you're going with this."I often overhear good things when I talk to myself.." -William Maks"even if the voices in my head aren't real...they have some pretty good ideas" -William Maks"You think you've won this fight, but you've only lost your mind""Retreating? Of course not, I'm simply attacking in the other direction." -Jordan "Kamikaze" Wong"It is insufficient that I succeed. Everyone else must fail"

Chaos Priest wrote:OK, jokes about Dan's early artwork aside, I still gotta wonder just what Tedd said that disturbed Elliot. With as long as Elliot has been Tedd's best friend, he has to have found out about some of the odd things he likes (like furries), which implies this is a heretofore unplumbed depth of Tedd's occasionally disturbing psyche. Plus it has to be one that can be expressed in a somewhat limited sentence by filling in three words. I wonder what it is, but I'm almost (but not quite) afraid to ask.

If I could, I'd ask Tedd. I hate an unsatisfied curiosity.

Chaos Priest wrote:I also wonder just what the heck is arousing about somebody cleaning a desk with a toothbrush.

I completely agree except when they are aiming at me. (Well, technically they would still be awesome. It's just that 'terrifying' gets added to the equation at that point, too. )

So does it then qualify as femdom?

MARTIN: What?DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.MARTIN: What's wrong with it?CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"MARTIN: Yes.CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.

Chaos Priest wrote:OK, jokes about Dan's early artwork aside, I still gotta wonder just what Tedd said that disturbed Elliot. With as long as Elliot has been Tedd's best friend, he has to have found out about some of the odd things he likes (like furries), which implies this is a heretofore unplumbed depth of Tedd's occasionally disturbing psyche. Plus it has to be one that can be expressed in a somewhat limited sentence by filling in three words. I wonder what it is, but I'm almost (but not quite) afraid to ask.

If I could, I'd ask Tedd. I hate an unsatisfied curiosity.

And if I didn't think this was a Noodle Incident where our imaginations are supposed to fill it in I'd ask Dan.

Chaos Priest wrote:I also wonder just what the heck is arousing about somebody cleaning a desk with a toothbrush.

"The best plans are always the most ridiculus and suicidal ones resulting in the highest friendly casualties." -Alexander Cairns"I have proven that nothing exists, observe: Practice makes perfect, correct? thus imperfection can become perfection. however that being said, Perfection doesn't exist. Thus proving....that nothing exists." -Alexander CairnsJerome: Alexander you're not a genius you just randomly do stuff with no regard for logic or physics!Alexander: i don't see where you're going with this."I often overhear good things when I talk to myself.." -William Maks"even if the voices in my head aren't real...they have some pretty good ideas" -William Maks"You think you've won this fight, but you've only lost your mind""Retreating? Of course not, I'm simply attacking in the other direction." -Jordan "Kamikaze" Wong"It is insufficient that I succeed. Everyone else must fail"

They are pretty similar. Rule 36 causes Rule 34. Which leads one to wonder why Rule 36 came after Rule 34.

That bit certainly doesn't help matters at all.

MARTIN: What?DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.MARTIN: What's wrong with it?CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"MARTIN: Yes.CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.

I'm tempted to make referrence to either Indiana Jones or Senior Senior Junior here, but I can't decide which one.

MARTIN: What?DANIEL: Okay. One, that's Star Trek; and two, it's ridiculous.MARTIN: What's wrong with it?CARTER: "The singularity is about to explode?"MARTIN: Yes.CARTER: Everything about that statement is wrong.DANIEL: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation?MARTIN: The audience isn't going to know the difference. They love: "weapons at maximum."MITCHELL: Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment.TEAL’C: I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.MARTIN: Look, you guys may all know how things really work out there in the galaxy, but I know the film business. Explosions make great trailers. Simple fact. More explosions, better trailer. Better trailer, more viewers.