Calling All Parent Pimps!

Since Marilyn Monroe is so trendy right now, they’re putting out a new reality show about her. Finding Marilyn will feature 12 young girls who dream of stardom. They will be sent to Los Angeles, that pure, innocent town, where they will COMPETE against each other for the right to become Hollywood’s newest “It” girl.

No word yet on the competition criteria - whether it’s on talent or beauty or a weak combination of both based like a beauty pageant but, I mean, let’s face it, if we’re really talking “It” and Hollywood here, the ability to endure heartbreak, humiliation, and rejection might be a great skill to start working on, to say nothing of appetite control and substance dependency.

They have rewritten her life as a Disney story. And the scariest part is that it was so easy.