“Safe for Work, Volume 1” by DJ Ayres

Close your eyes. Now open your eyes. It’s a present! The first volume in our new mixtape series, “Safe for Work.” Not everything cool is NSFW! For our inaugural mix, we asked the super-groovy DJ Ayres to select songs without swears. He one-upped us: “This a mixtape of songs about working. Some songs are even about dancing at work (so to speak). Everything here is safe to listen to at your jobby job. Aside from the theme, it’s a very random bag, but we guarantee it will make your day go a little faster.” GUARANTEES, people.