Carrie, I don’t think I’ve ever Love Shitted you more than I do in this moment. (Now that we have new verbage. I think it might take off.) I was seriously not even going to watch the Bachelor this season because Ben, although a cutie-patootie, has a smack-dab part that is a little unnerving. And that C girl is scary. But you girls make me hurdle my couch every week, too. And I don’t hurdle anything unless it’s for chocolate.

What ever will we do on Monday nights After the Final Rose? We might have to switch to The Voice & stalk (I mean love) Blake Shelton.

I loveshit you so hard I want to take you out back behind the 7-11 and have your loveshit baby.

I am totally with you on our little tweet fest being the best part of Monday night. I love your description about hurdling the couch! I so get that. I start my kids’ bedtimes at 7 PM sharp here on Mondays and am not ashamed to tell them that I need to be on the couch by 7:55 so brush those teeth a little faster, Missy!

And as for that watusi thing, gah – I am truly an old soul I guess, because I am only 41, but I do love me some Land of 1000 Dances! I’m going to post a video of a watusi on my FB page. I’d do it here, but I’m afraid it will get marked as spam. Go watch it! XOIris recently posted..Home Decorating Mistakes I Won’t Make Twice

I started a blog….2 actually, but I suck at keeping up with it. So I’ll just read all my Bachelor Babes blogs. Thanks for including me! Monday nights are precious to me and the only night if the week my husband knows not to interrupt me and takes care of the toddler. Lol. Gotta love a man who understands when I reach for my blackberry and the remote!

But before you know it…I’m seeing a helicopter take off with a douche bag and some chick in it, then they’re jumping off some cliff in a country I’ve never heard of then, oh look! Dinner on the beach with a perfect table setting and not a soul around!

i’ve never been a “bachelor” girl, ms. carrie, but i have to tell you that i have managed to catch some of your twitter leavings the day-after one of your tweet-fests with your girls, and you have actually succeeded in sending me scrambling to the internet for some images of the subjects of your running commentary. and that”s saying something.

Oh my lanta, if I had a quartah for every time I heard someone talking about that show I”d be one rich mama. I haven’t watched it yet, I know can you believe it? I must be missing out on something MAJOR! lol, but I’m LOVING this little girl night talk/chat/tweet you have going on! how awesome!kika recently posted..Subway and Red lipstick…yummmm

HAHAHHA!!1 awsujmmmm write up, and its hilarious as always honey. i agree about the skirts comments. the girls today seem to have almost NOTHING on and i cant figure it out. dOes hotness relate to juss literally wearing next to nothing to get some attention. ijust dont understand! love your twitter comments 😉

I always have to avoid Twitter on Monday while the show is actually airing because of your comments. LOL I have basketball practice that night, so I come home and watch my DVR recording, always about 2 hours behind. SO…it’s then I scroll back through my tweets, find where you start, and then roll up slowly as the show progresses to see what you said about which parts. Love the read. Thanks!Jessica recently posted..Funny Faces Friday

So THIS is the convo I stumbled across last night on Twitter! I was seriously cracking up at your comments and have never seen a single episode of that show. You ladies ought to have your OWN show.Felicia recently posted..Spring/Summer 2012 Trends…& Me

I’m not gonna lie. The Bachelor is one of my guiltiest pleasures……and your twitter rants are right there with it! :)…..I’m already looking fwd to next season! Ps. I told someone just today that I dont like it when ppl blow up twitter (for example during the debates) but I had to mention that I am totally ok with you tweeting like crazy during the Bachelor….because that’s funny. 🙂Kat1e recently posted..Mashads go to the Mountains

Well how about that?? I am utterly devastated I was unaware of this prior to the finale. Because I take my bachelor serious too!! I also watch Survivor and Big Brother so if you have any more wine twitter parties regarding those shows please let me know. I will most assuredly purchase a hot pink portapotty for the occasion!!!!Holly from 300 Pounds Down recently posted..Whatcha Doin’ Wednesday: March 14, 2012

So we don’t have that show on here in Oz (at least not that I know of) and so I did a google search of “Ben the bachelor” to see what he looked like. The first result that came up was, ‘s Ben the Worst Bachelor Ever?’

“Apparently Carrie and her horde of screaming estrogen think so” I mumbled to myself. Then I clicked on the link. Ewww! What’s with that hair? Don’t those shows have hair and makeup people to make your reality people look better than everybody else?

I expect that kind of unattractiveness on Australian TV. What with our low population and even lower reality TV budgets, pretty much everyone is ugly (otherwise known as ‘everyday chic’.

But the USA? EVERYONE on TV looks fabulous in the USA! The Bachelor is slumming, and you girls need to kick up a stink so the next one is nothing less than Ken-like.Karyn recently posted..Halfway Dead