Hello, and welcome to TransGalactic Cruise Lines! We are a new company, funded partly by the Galactic Empire, to promote Galactic tourism and goodwill. We are politically neutral, and will only refuse a ticket if a passenger is a security risk.

We currently have a single liner, the Titan, and she is a true beauty. She'll be ready for full passenger duty once we have our stops arranged, which brings me to the next order of business.

As I have said, we are politically neutral and our ships carry the emblems and livery of diplomatic immunity. As such, we are asking all governments of the Galaxy to permit us to set up offices and ports on your worlds so we can pick up and drop off passengers who may wish to see your planet. But I warn all governments, the Empire included: we will not be used as troop transports. All weapons are confiscated on boarding.

Now, then would any government care to be the first to offer us a port and destination?_________________
Supreme Commander of the Central and Southern Galactic Segments, Director of Imperial Intelligence

A stopoff point to pick up or debark passengers. Ultimately, we hope to form a several multi-point cruise lines for people going to different places._________________
Supreme Commander of the Central and Southern Galactic Segments, Director of Imperial Intelligence

Wonderful news! We are ready to begin our maiden voyages later this month. Our first run will be Coruscant to Denon, as graciously allowed by the respective goverments of those worlds, and from there, we have organized our first route. Our apologies to the fine government of Nespis, but for our maiden run, Karideph and Nespis are too far out of the way. However, our regular trips will encompass those worlds.

However, we must warn all involved governments now, with special emphasis on the Alliance and Empire: any attempts to place tracking devices, listening devices, spies, or other infractions on the privacy of our patrons and passengers will result severe penalty. Any spies caught attempting to board will be rejected, and any found in mid-voyage will be detained and dropped off on their planet of origin. We are a civilian company and refuse to be used for military gain._________________
Supreme Commander of the Central and Southern Galactic Segments, Director of Imperial Intelligence

5,000 credits each. I understand this is somewhat high, however, all of our accomodations are first class._________________
Supreme Commander of the Central and Southern Galactic Segments, Director of Imperial Intelligence

"Nah, Shy's too good-looking to be Kerrigan." -Ams
"LOL. You had me going there for a minute." -Jace
*STAB* -Ams

"You guys are frakked up. I love you all." -Ams

"I present thee with thy Amulet of Lool*.
*Grants the user +10 Humor. Results may vary." -Jace
"Maybe if you had worn it, that joke would had been funny. " -Xaph

"And out of the ground the Lord God made every tree grow that is pleasant to the sight and good for food. The tree of life was also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil."
-Genesis 2:9

All weaponry is confiscated on arrival. Droids with weaponry built in will be confiscated, deactivated, and restrained. There are no exceptions._________________
Supreme Commander of the Central and Southern Galactic Segments, Director of Imperial Intelligence

...not that I have weapons. But, just in case anyone who does have weapons asks me about this, I'd want to be able to tell them._________________Can you refrain from playing with your immortality? - Lazer

"Nah, Shy's too good-looking to be Kerrigan." -Ams
"LOL. You had me going there for a minute." -Jace
*STAB* -Ams

"You guys are frakked up. I love you all." -Ams

"I present thee with thy Amulet of Lool*.
*Grants the user +10 Humor. Results may vary." -Jace
"Maybe if you had worn it, that joke would had been funny. " -Xaph

"And out of the ground the Lord God made every tree grow that is pleasant to the sight and good for food. The tree of life was also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil."
-Genesis 2:9