Thursday, July 13, 2006

Here's the set-up for the opening fight of my next Wild Times session.

This is the sort of thing that can happen to you when you go up an army of foes who can all use dimension door. In the center of the map are 4 of our heroes, with Darwane the Dragon Sorcerer in the bottom left corner coming in as cavalry on round 2. Completely surrounding the 4 good guys in the middle are 4 badass Githyanki, 2 Giths on dragons, and a horde of Gith goons. This will be the biggest fight in the campaign so far and the EL for this encounter is literally off the freakin' chart.

"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."