Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

See what looks like a shadow on the upper right of my fat ass? Not a shadow - bruises from my fall on Sunday. It actually looks much better than it did. Want to see some of the bruising? Then click the picture. If you don't have a strong stomach, however, don't click it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

OOOOOH, YOU POOR LITTLE BUNNY!!!!!! I was looking at the picture thinking, she has the best panty collection. And then I clicked. That looks sooooo painful. I can't imagine how stiff and sore you must feel. Heal quickly.

bruise could be worse, and you have a plausible excuse. Trying to explain to my lovely wife the square bruise that I lost my balance while standing 1 foot on the recliner attempting to swat an offending moth...only to slip and land on the ac adapter that feeds the cordless phone....

Frankly, the way most other Democrats behave embarasses you greatly.
You pride yourself on a high level of morals, and you have a good grasp on right and wrong.
It's likely you think America needs to get back to its conservative, Juedo-Christian values.
Why aren't you a Republican then? Because you believe the goverment helps more than hurts.