Ska’s created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Good Shit no more They want Grassy, well we’ll deliver Well if you want Grassy, then that’s what Wee Wee gives ya A little bit of trail mixed with some cheap beer Some Tecate that will jump start your heart quicker Then John Handcock gets shocked at Tank Hill By Hand Pump when he’s not cooperating Calling On On when we’re all drinking "Hey" You asked for drink checks so stop debating 'Cause beer’s near, Cream Chugger’s here and gesticulating I know you got a job Miss Delivery But GMing is so complicating So S-F-H-3 won't catch Wee Wee or let Wee Wee be so Wee Wee’ll see She tried to get us with a Y-B-F spree But it feels so empty without Twin Peaks So come on and climb, to the top of the line Snapping Tonya Hardon’s pics of Cosmopolitits And get ready 'cause circle is about to get heavyDeaf Lesbian just pounded his down down, "Fuck you, RAs!"

Now this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

So everybody just follow Dickweed 'Cause we need a little FRB to lead 'Cause trail feels so empty without Tecate I said, this this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

Stella The Early Bi-Fella feeling rebellious Embarrassed, watching hashers look helpless Blanket bound under cover whining at a high pitchAllahu Aqbark sniffing for a hot bitch The Perfect Woman knows that women are scary, Could start a revolution, demandin’ dick pics, they’ll revel At the control and Gobble My Ass Will not relax until the trail’s kicked her ass And it's a disaster such a catastrophe You race-ists wanna see so damn much of these hills you ask Wee Wee Well it’s back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh Fix your bent antenna, Strava it in and then Fuck Norris is gonna end up PRing on the climbs like a sprinterBuck Fucka springing back for the winterFucker’s resting, orange food slowly digestingOne And Done’s gestating while Millimeter Peter is nesting "Hashers attention please" Feel the tension cause it’s too dark to see It’s Wee Wee’s birthday, she can drink for is free A down down, from Tuna and Cockamole?

Now this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

So everybody just wait and see 'Cause we need a little criminal spree 'Cause trail feels so empty without Tecate I said, this looks like a trail by Wee Wee

So everybody come drink with me 'Cause we need Cuming Mutha to sound his plea

'Cause it feels so empty without SFH3

A-tiskit a-taskit, Our hares go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit and that shitBierectional, you can get your fuse lit Hotter than Sleazy’s hair gets

And Cock Chains, you can get toasted by Just Ben Pouring from the keg, just say when You don't know Ben, Alex or Omar, they’re Justs when the night is over, Nobody listens to chalk talk Now lets walk, just close out the circle

The on after’ll be there with a whole list of new beerMasterbaster’s been there, ordered some more here Ever since Circle Jerk turned himself into a symbol But sometimes On All Fours just seems Like she wants to just find her scene Cause work can be kinda soul-crushing But it's just life it’s just obscene

Though we’re not the best controversy SFH3’s the worst thing in the bay To r*n and r*n so endlessly

And we can’t even get ourselves wealthy Hey, there's a concept that works Twenty million other hashes emerge But no matter how many H3s in the sea It will be so empty without SFH3

Now this looks like a trail by Wee Wee So Boner Malfunction let us be

'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without SFH3

I said, this looks like trail by Wee Wee So Cum Sail Away just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without SFH3