50 shades of green

(from the annals of remarkable company names and the Index Paranomasiarum)

For Naked Gardening Day (today and every May 6th), this shot of a landscaping company in the Miami area:

If Christian Gray is out on call, Marquis De Sod will discipline you — work you over in raunchy verdure under the fierce Florida sun. They will bind you, edge you, train you, hold you back until tomorrow, when they will allow you the release of Masturbation Day.

(Hat tip to Virginia Transue.)

Marquis De Sod Landscaping Company
9345 SW 178th Ter, Pametto Bay FL

(The name might also have been used esewhere, but the Palmetto Bay company is solid.)