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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. Ted Ray, Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972
The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes. Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. Paul Gallico