QuoteSpudBoy... Lanigan might still be working in Cleveland media; he used to host the daily B movie afternoon show on WUAB,..

You know it's funny... I associate the B movie afternoon show with peanut butter.

I did not live in the U.S. when that show was around but I use to visit my dad once or every two years here in Cleveland. He would leave me home alone and I would watch afternoon TV all day waiting for the kids 43 cartoon block. That b movie show use to come on right before the cartoons so I would watch it everyday.

The peanut butter comes from my dad having nothing to snack on at his house. Desperate for something to eat I found honey, eggs, and some grape nuts cereal one day and cooked it all together. Needless to say it was disgusting but my dad found out about my little concoction and after getting yelled at, he bought me some peanut butter and Jelly to make sandwiches.

This was the first time I ever had peanut butter and I loved it. I was seriously acting like Death in "Meet Joe Black". Peanut Butter? What is Peanut butter?

The first day alone with the peanut butter I was watching the B movie afternoon show. They were showing "Flint" (this one was the one about women getting brainwashed through hair dryer domes at the salon to take over the world) I ate the whole Jar while watching the movie.

My dad was pissed so he told me I was only allowed to have two peanut butter sandwiches: One for lunch and one for snack. So I had a sandwich right at the beginning of the B movie show and one at the end.

"Peanut butter, Lanigan, and B movies!" That will be the title of my autobiography.