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Perspectives

CHICAGO—While one clerk describes regular customer Chris Coles as an introverted grump who does little more than mumble, the other knows him as a gregarious singer and dancer who likes to use objects around the store as makeshift hats.

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Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

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JOHNSON CITY, TN—Upon finding the machine in her apartment building’s laundry room completely untouched since she last stopped by, exasperated local woman Sandra Hermus reportedly mounted all her magnanimity Monday and extended the deadline for the previous user to remove their clothing from the dryer by five minutes.

I Hope To Get More Acting Work By Sharing My Opinions Here

Viral video comedians Angie Ballard and Francis Potts join this week's panel of performers who make direct eye contact with the camera as they destroy Miley Cyrus' new music video and hope a Hollywood producer is watching and needs a best-friend character for his new movie.