Thursday, January 17, 2013

Dear Abby, dear Abby

Dear Abby, dear Abby:My feet are too longMy hair's falling out and my rights are all wrongMy friends they all tell me that I've no friends at allWon't you write me a letter, won't you give me a callSigned... BewilderedBewildered, bewildered:You have no complaintYou are what you are and you ain't what you ain'tSo listen up buster, and listen up goodStop wishing for bad luck and knocking on woodDear Abby, dear Abby:My fountain pen leaksMy wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaksEvery side I get up on is the wrong side of bedIf it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were deadSigned ...UnhappyUnhappy, unhappy:You have no complaintYou are what you are and you ain't what you ain'tSo listen up buster, and listen up goodStop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Dear Abby, dear Abby:You won't believe thisBut my stomach makes noises whenever I kissMy girlfriend tells me it's all in my headBut my stomach tells me to write you insteadSigned ...NoisemakerNoisemaker, noisemaker:

You have no complaintYou are what you are and you ain't what you ain'tSo listen up buster, and listen up goodStop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Dear Abby, dear Abby:Well I never thoughtThat me and my girlfriend would ever get caughtWe were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breezeWith her hair up in curlers and her pants to her kneesSigned... Just MarriedJust Married, just married:You have no complaintYou are what you are and you ain't what you ain'tSo listen up buster, and listen up goodStop wishing for bad luck and knocking on woodSigned... Dear Abby.