The Golfer and the Genie

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on
the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.

The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly
at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed
through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.

They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what
happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The
husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they
saw a gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife said, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you
see there and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful," he answered.

The wife said, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes,
the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes...one was for a scratch handicap
for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income
of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife."
I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I have made you
a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long
have you been married?" to which she responded, "Three years." The genie
then asked, "How old is your husband?" to which she responded, "31 years
old." The genie then asked, "How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"