What to Say Instead of "Fine"

It would be easy to answer that question with a simple “I’m fine, thank you.” Humans are very complex creatures, but we're also creatures of habit who say one thing when we mean another.

"Fine" is a boring conversation-killer. In reality, “How are you?” could be more than just a simple question—it could be an excellent way to start an interesting conversation!

If you’re the kind of person who’s fed up with the old, so-so, half-hearted replies, then this list is for you! Just pick any of these responses to breathe fresh air into your mundane conversations. Who knows, you might just be able to lead a conversation to a new place you never imagined.

"How Are You?" Answers

Somewhere between better and best.

All the better now that you asked.

Oh stop it, you. (Say it like you’re receiving a compliment even though you are not. LOL)

I love you. (This is a good response to fluster and catch themoff-guard.)

Much better now that you are with me.

At minding my own business? Better than most people.

I am as happy as a tick on a big, fat dog.

Do you really care?

Armed and ready!

My lawyer says I don’t have to answer that question.

What do you want? (Hahaha. This might across as rude, so use with caution.)

I’ve been going through some crests and troughs in my life. Is everything stable at your end?

Like you, but better.

I could really go for a massage.

I'd say I'm a [insert number here] out of 10.

I was fine until you asked.

If I were doing any better, I'd hire you to enjoy it with me.

I hear good things, but you should never listen to rumors.

Like a pitbull in a butcher shop [or any other outrageous simile].

As fine as a maiden’s flaxen hair.

Funny Ways to Respond to "How Are You?"

Overworked and underpaid.

Nothing much. (This one is so trite that it takes a few moments for the humor to sink in.)

I don't know, you tell me. How am I right now?

Can't complain. Nobody listens to me anyway.

Good enough. (This one will definitely keep them guessing.)

If I were any better, I'd be you.

Quite how, thank you. (This makes no sense, but it's funny.)

Not so well, does that bother you?

Nice and dandy like cotton candy. (Dandy rhymes with cotton candy!)

I can't complain! It's against the Company Policy.

Average. Not terrific, not terrible, just average.

If I were any better, I'd be illegal.

So far, so good!

How dare you! (If you don’t have an immediate reply in mind, just say this automatically. LOL)

Better now that I'm talking to you.

Well, I haven't had my morning coffee yet and no one has gotten hurt, so I'd say "pretty good" at this point in time.

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Emily

13 days ago

I frequently respond “how are YOU? :)” ...because whoever asked you first has to answer & then completely disregards the fact that they asked you a question LOL. Good go-to when you don’t feel like talking much.

Esha

2 weeks ago

Alive and kicking

Chaos brigade

3 weeks ago

Currently in existence.

A person

6 weeks ago

I need to show my friends this! Lol!

AS

2 months ago

Reasonably Neato!

Halima

2 months ago

Nice question

joe

2 months ago

How about this "if I was any better I would have to be twins and the world not ready for that." or "Fantastic, but I'll get over it"

Instead of asking someone the trite "How are you" say "Hope you are doing well". That is not a question, but the person asked can respond if they want. Also it is an expression of positive good will towards the person you are speaking to.

Samaira

7 months ago

It was incredibly amazing!

zaniyar

8 months ago

thank you for your cool answer but you know i want some answer that i can tell to my teacher you know what i mean a little more polite but fun

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