That braid is going to have a church devoted to it by this time next week. #hallelu #hairllelu

Can this GIF be our new national anthem? I know it's soundless; I don't care. I pledge allegiance to this swag.

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Beyoncé's hair just graduated from Hogwarts School of Wigcraft. Bey is a Gryffindor but that hair is Slytherin as all get out.

Hairstylist to Beyonce: What kind of weave do you want in your braid? Remy? Yaki? Vivica Fox collection? Beyoncé : Sentient. Hairstylist: Excuse me? Beyoncé: I would like sentient weave. I would like my hair to be aware of itself.

We are witnessing what we in the sciences refer to as the Singu-Ladies-larity

That hair flip is the textbook definition of "She has the range." That hair and Physics got in a fight and the hair won.

Beyoncé has heard of the hard sciences but she's not interested in them.

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Beyoncé, like all of us, is a huge fan of the US Women's Gymnastics team. Unlike the rest of us she had the team installed in her hair.

Yes, Simone Biles is petite enough to fit into Beyoncé's braid. That's our modern equivalent of appearing on a Wheaties box: being embedded on a celebrity's physical person.

This is gold medal-winning hair.

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Not to get political but #ImWithHurr

There's hairography and then there's Cirque du SoBraid; it's sold out for the next ten years.

And that braid better not hear you say anything negative about the new Ghostbusters. That hair is Team Holtzman, obvi, and ain't got no time for your patriarchal caterwauling.

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That hair uses words like caterwauling just because it can.

You ever felt personally shaded by a ponytail?

I'm like "Beyoncé got her hair did!" And the hair is like "I did myself. And I'm worth more than your life."