Really regretting watching that Scientology docu before bedtime. Now I have nightmares of thetans and Xenu to look forward to.Sunday blues with Billie Holiday http://t.co/WeloEs89ZbHow is it 8pm. Where's dinner?@styx1234x 👍 RT @Forbes: See the most attractive employers for engineering students in 2015: http://t.co/8kq6pIck87When you jump out of bed because you thought it was Monday.. http://t.co/nhHpZyva9z@grisuy Thank you for being so thoughtful! 🐄 #milka@grisuy I'm home and I've guiltily opened and eaten a Milk egg. 😋

3/292015

I'm giving my cab driver a lecture on how waiting in line for anything isn't worth it.Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?!@stphnbckr @SoBendito Will I be seeing both of you gents this evening?"...baguette-munching babies in strollers."+ Gershwin tunes with swoony sax sounds ❤Etta James on at coffee shop + cookies and coffee = perfect Saturday morning@boes_ @naufalsanaullah He's quite charming on IG-- @helloabner@ComfortablySmug are YOU up?

@LilaHickey Yes.. I should have chilled it or something. BlarghMy last batch of cookies is having first pancake syndrome.@mnclde My life's motto@EmmaPowell84 Are you two in the UK?? I'm at your fave dentist right now. 😉 And I have some neighborhood gossip!@naufalsanaullah bake and get baked!@naufalsanaullah You bring the goods, I'll bake.Should I bake brown butter and sea salt chocolate chip cookies or classic chocolate chip?? Obviously the former takes a little longer.@hassankhan @darth 🙆Want to understand how corporate the music industry has become? Just look at SXSW http://t.co/XY4ITIhEIthttp://t.co/GJr65c12a2 Retweeted by Katie@hassankhan @darth Top hat cat then creepy guy with party hat... ALL ON YOUR FACE.@darth 🎉 🎂Today is this handsome gentleman's 1st birthday. Be sure to send him your well-wishes! <3 http://t.co/NYe2kRQwyu@dasan @VICE I predict we shall hear about robot sex very soon.@dasan @VICE Definitely fluff, but still made me laugh.PSA Ladies & Gents: How to Survive a Sexual Dry Spell Without Lowering Your Standards http://t.co/XEMjYli3UC via @vice@_MissVP Aw. Her boyfriend is cute.@Jessica_Effect Maybe she'll get weird on our flight. RT @NME: Björk to headline Iceland Airwaves 2015 http://t.co/5Cjttd5fBB@ARTownsend Enjoying this emo suggestion this morning. 👍 RIP Elliot.@TheRealMonocle Fair enough. In my defense, my egg-themed dinner looked as good as it tasted.

@kept_simple I want to be a listserv regular. I was thinking about that this morning. I hereby request more of your listserv drama tweets!@ezrafurman Clever. Has a nice ring to it. The music videos would have so much potential!Do your work and then go drink, kittens. http://t.co/YNaEdFVw3Z