Leggings, yoga pants, call them what you will — the point is they're everywhere. And while there's something to be said for the marvels of body-shaping attire, the fact remains that ass-hugging tight-pants — which typically come in some form of white, grey, or black — are becoming a bit commonplace... boring, even.

ENTER MEAT PANTS.

Meat pants (which are technically called "muscles leggings," for obvious reasons) are the awesome creation of designer James Lillis for the folks over at Black Milk Clothing.

At $75 a pop they're definitely not cheap, but we can't think of many ways to better express your appreciation for human anatomy (short of actually draping yourself in a nipple-leather dress, of course...which, let's face it, is from a cow, anyway).