The Swear Word Usage Test

Hell, we all swear from time to time, right? Some of us pepper our conversations with some fucking nasty shit. Others just utter obscenities when we experience pain or frustration. The question is, do you know what kickass word or phrase to let spew from your potty mouth when certain situations arise? Yeah, the fuck you do. Here's a primer to see how you use that forked tongue. (Did I have fun writing this test? Damn skippy I did)