Deciding it was not enough to be a locally known, dashingly
dangerous scallywag, get about and scoundrel, Th0rn decided to
hit the big stage and go international.

To Risk affectionados Irkutsk, Kamchatka, Siberia and the Ukraine
will sound all to
familiar. Welp, believe it or not, there are actually people
living there. To the amazement of Th0rn, raising a brow over his
one good eye, about half of them are female! I'll bet Boris and
Igor didn't want this little secret to get out. Think of the
possibilities. Darn that Russian Federation and its
strategically-placed-post-communist-mail-order-bride-dating-website.
Good thing Th0rn don't
speak Russian, good thing Th0rn won't pay to join one of those
sites.

So there he was on a free dotcomski , seeing if this Imperialist
had enough stuffin' left for the puffin'. Olga, Lana, Tatiana and
Katrina were oh so inviting. More to follow on this I am certain.

Now, a word from our sponsors:

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And now in other news:

The woman and her man came by Th0rn's tiny abode to retrieve her
free pc, a Yule gift
courtesy of Th0rn. Of course, a gracious reward was bestowed upon
your humble narrator, in
the form of one simple word, left as a comment on the space of
my. That word, you may ask,
was penis. It says oh so much, being the gift that keeps on
giving, and leaves so many
questions unanswered, but unanswered they shall remain, I am
certain.

The Damned Queen IM'ed her customary eight words per week, to
your dashing storyteller. Under some sort of union contract, me
thinks.

Sunsetter says she needs to crap, or remove her booty from the
crapper. Th0rn will be a visitin' on Woden's Day, to see what
this is all about.

Being now in possession of a gub-ment job, and duly earned
semi-retirement (Damn I'd better
pass this background check), there are a few extra dollars to
kick around. So Th0rn is once
again joining the mobily chattable population, in accordance with
the prophecy. Revol seems
to have a rather tasty deal in chatting devices. But that is a
story for another time, I am certain.