PPPPFFFTT! you can never make a woman happy. take it from me I have went the whole jewelry thing and that did not work, I did the flowers thingy and that too was a bust.
Last year I gave up and said “OK I have tried all the conventional things more… and so now I gave you a scrub brush.” Yes that is not a lie, I did indeed give her a scrub brush. I decided I have had enough and if I where going to catch heck about what I gave then I would at least understand why she was mad.
PS I have also given a gift of a spa treatment in the past and it to was a bust.