Pimp my rig

You may have seen 'em doin' it to cars on MTV's "Pimp my ride". Now, here's a similar concept, but with radio gear. But please remember that the gear you will see in this area DOES NOT EXIST. They are merely products of my imagination and some work in a graphics program. Specifications and pictures are nothing but food for thoughts, or maybe hints to our manufacturers.
This first pimped rig is based on a Yaesu VX-7R. Behold the OEFFVEE OP-1E.

Highlights

Introducing a groundbreaking pimped transceiver with amazing features thanks to the new revolutionary Hybris-II processor.

Digital voice mode. Explore a new world of digital contacts. Signal quality, PTT and audio
input/output jacks are available for those who wish to use this unit as a digital repeater component. This is also why we've ensured a 100% duty cycle at 10 and 300 mW.

262K color TFT for advanced functions. A smaller monochrome LCD for basic use.
The TFT can be switched off at any time to save battery power.

Built-in TNC with all APRS functions found in Kenwood TH-D7E plus downloadable maps for live tracking on the TFT. DX-cluster monitoring function. The TNC can also be used for access to your favourite BBS when hooked up to a computer. Built-in 12 channel GPS receiver with a knob-like antenna on top.

SimulPlot, a new protocol with subaudible tones that transmit position data simultaneously with speech to compatible units for easier tracking. Received data is plotted on the same maps
used by APRS..

A class 1 Bluetooth module for periferal connectivity. Download maps for the APRS-function. Upload your pictures to a PC. Program memory contents and settings from a PC. Connect to headset for hands-free access and more. Long range, up to 100m.

Built-in barometer and lightning detector modules. Ideal for hiking. The barometer
can display a 24hr history diagram. An altimeter function is also implemented. The lightning
detector displays the relative signal strength of a thunderstorm along with a history diagram. An audible alarm will warn the user of approaching hazardous weather.

InstaTune. When in scanner mode, it locks the receiver to nearby transmissions. Ideal when searching for unknown signals. Other manufacturers call this "Close call", "Reaction tune" or "Signal stalker".

Built-in ferrite-bar for LW/MW reception.

Built-in Iambic keyer. Fully programmable, can also act as a beacon.

AF and RF spectrum scope.

24hr clock.

Extra low power output of 10mW. Ideal for very local QSO’s or the more challenging
DX’s with highly directional antennas.