People magazine has done us all a great service and forced the new Bachelorette Desiree to choose one word to describe each of her would-be suitors on the upcoming season of the ABC behemoth. Some highlights: the only black contestant is described as "interesting" and the dude named Larry has been labeled "Seinfeld" (because he's Jewish?).

Additionally, whoever was naming the images at People/ABC decided to change contestant Diogo's name to DIEGO in all caps, perhaps in some sort of desperate attempt to further homogenize him with the rest of this group of dunderheads.

This is an auspicious and promising to start to what looks to be another horrible season of the best show ever.