Some companies just don't advertise the way they should. That's why Chad's here to give SLAP Energy Drink the commercials they didn't ask for. Then again, maybe there's a good reason that stuff is only 98 cents per can...

Everything has a dark side to it... but what we were unaware of was that one of our own at the HQ had a dark side the likes of which we never would have suspected. We think it's even affected you g1s...