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Sunday, October 27, 2013

Whilst most parents brag about their offspring for feats of
athletic heroism, thespian talents, high grades, instrumental genius, community
service and just plain water walking, I could not be more proud of my middle
tailgater for a completely different reason. As Managing Editor of her high
school newspaper, she took it upon herself with no influence from family members
to write the following article in this month’s school paper:

Art of Tailgating

By Middle Tailgater

It’s football season again, and the key ingredient
to having the best game day experience is a first-rate tailgate. Here’s your
how to guide on tailgating.

First, get your priorities straight and focus on
the number one thing on everyone’s mind - food. This could make or break the
entire tailgate, so put a lot of thought into this and make sure it’s a crowd
pleaser. The number one rule is to always cook more than you think you need.
When it comes to food, more is always better. Also, don’t waste your time on
the healthy junk no one will eat.

Food items that can be grilled are crucial. This
involves chicken, tri-tip, steak, sausage, hot dogs, hamburgers - basically any
type of meat.

“Hot Dogsare the
best to grill at tailgates,” senior Spirit Chef Nick Pellegrini said. “They
don’t take long to roast and they are easy to eat while standing and talking
with your friends or getting your face painted. But they wouldn’t be complete
without warm toasted buns.”

The next important thing to remember is to camp out
early in order to secure a favorable location for the tailgate. This is the
biggest deciding factor in the overall atmosphere. Get as close to the stadium
as possible, so you can feel the energy of the teams and fans pulse through
your tailgate. This is an excellent opportunity to meet new people and even
learn the history and traditions of the opposing team. No one wants to be that
lifeless group off in the corner, sadly looking at the festivities from afar.

In order to avoid being that group void of energy
and clearly not enjoying themselves, immerse yourself in the traditions of
whatever school you are attending the game at. Sing the fight song as loudly
and shamelessly as possible. Dance to the hymns played by the band. Cheer with
spirit alongside the cheerleaders as the football players storm the stadium
with pride. Beg to see the face beneath the sweaty mask of the mascot, or at
the very least get a picture with the mascot to instagram later.

Also, to ensure the successfulness of your
tailgate, be sure to include all essential items at your set up. This includes,
a pop-up tent, or a tricked out RV or an old school bus converted into a
tailgate on wheels, a grill, your team flag, a tv to watch multiple games on at
once for the fanatics, speakers to blast festive music, and of course an
assortment of tailgate games.

One of the best games to have at your tailgate is
ladder ball, where you attempt to land your throw on the rungs of a ladder, and
more often than not fail. Then there’s the bean bag toss, or corn hole
(whichever you prefer), where the goal is to toss the bean bags into the tiny
hole with expert touch, from varied distances. For a classic and easy game,
simply bring along the old pigskin to toss around with some buds. There’s
nothing like laying out for that pass in front of whole crowds of other
tailgaters who cheer you on and occasionally even join in the game.

The tailgate is what you make it. Rain or shine,
win or lose, everyone knows what really makes attending football games so much
fun is the tailgate.

Tailgate update –
The Tailgate rolled down highway 680 to Spartan Stadium for the SJSU homecoming
game against Wyoming. Only one problem, I was not part of it. Instead I elected
to stay behind in the estrogen factory and be a dad and husband for the
weekend. Drubacara and his crew carried on the tradition for the 9th
straight year. In the morning I watched parts of 12 games and then was
inconvenienced by my youngest tailgater’s dance showcase at the town festival
and the middle one’s futbol match two towns away.All I can say is thank God for my ESPN mobile
app on my phone, cuz I did not miss much at all! I returned home to watch all
of the later games until my eyes could take no more at 11:30 PM Pacific time.
It was kind of fun being back on the couch again.

The Boys enjoying the sights and sounds of the SJSU Tailgate

Around the country
– Upsets! -A salute to the Mensas of Duke
and coach Cutcliffe for gobbling up a win against the ranked Hokies and
becoming bowl eligible for the second year in a row.The Ole Ball coach pulled another trick out
from his sleeve and inserted injured QB Connor Shaw in the second half to bring
the Columbia, SC Cocks back from a 17- 0 deficit to whip the team from the
other Columbia (MO) in double OT. Minnesota honoring coach Jerry Kill with
epilepsy awareness day shocked the #24 Cornhuskers in the twin cities. Boomer
Sooner scores a mild upset over TTU and their GQ coach Cliffy “Zoolander”
Kingsbury. Navy in an exciting battle against Pitt in Annapolis kicks a last
second field goal to achieve victory making last week’s goat this week’s hero.

Navy Goat

Coach Kingsbury

Johnny Shoulder-blade
snookered Vandy into thinking he was gimp. Hardly, the boy was as crisp as a
fall day in Maine leading the Aggies convincingly over the Commodores. AJ
Mckarrie- Webb and the boys from Tuscaloosa ran all over the Orange from Rocky
Top. Breathe easy Bama Nation, you are still #1. After a 14 – 14halftime score, the Ducks flew away from the
Bruins in the second half in Eugene and Florida State tomahawk chops the Wolfpack
from Raleigh. Stanford wins 20 - 12 in a slugfest against Oregon State and the
nation’s leading passer Sean Mannion. Baylor continues to roll as Charlie
Cheesecake Factory and the Jayhawks are the latest recipient of the Bear Express.
The Hurricanes record remains unblemished after surviving a scare from those
little Devils from Winston Salem and Clemson bounces back in College Park with
a shellacking of the Terrapins. The Oklahoma State Cowpokes went up to Ames and
delivered the Clones their seventh defeat of the season. Notre Dame has no
difficulty in dispatching Air Force. In the game I bailed on, San Jose State
wins an exciting offensive shootout against the Wyoming Cowboys 51 – 44. In the last game of the evening,
Derrick Carr and Fresno State win an OT thrilla at Qualcomm against the Aztecs.

Chucky Cheesecake

Beiber Award- This one is hard to deal with. After much
debate with myself, I have accepted my own fate:I am this week’s Beiber award winner for
bailing on the annual San Jose State Tailgate and game. Although my rationale for
bailing was noble and well received by family, I do not think the Tailgate Nation
sees it that way. I have been called names, harassed and threatened for wimping
out, and well deserved I might add. What hurt the most is that the game was
absolutely electrifying and they had a free fireworks show to boot afterward!
On bended knee once again, I beg for your understanding and forgiveness.

R Lee Ermey Rant

–
Players with lower IQs than a tree sloth that talk smack at the wrong times.
Here is an example of what I mean: In one of the 39 games I watched yesterday,
my remote landed on the Ole Miss – Idaho game for a short time. The Ole Miss
defense has the nickname “Landshark” and they will emulate a Shark symbol after
making a big play. That is cool especially if you know how the name came about.
What is not cool is that Idaho was down by 462 points and they made a defensive
stop. One of their fine upstanding scholars decided to mock Ole Miss mimicking
the Landshark ritual accompanied with a throat slashing gang sign. To say the
least the guy only embarrassed himself, his team was penalized, and he thoroughly
displeased his coach who could be seen asking the chosen one “What were you
thinking?” Had Idaho been winning, the mimic would have been acceptable. A
throat slash is never acceptable. Also, when your team is losing like France in
a world war, shut up, dig in and continue to fight!

Next week the Tailgate will be attending a wedding of a
family member. Who schedules a wedding during the football season? Mrs. Tailgate
had to enjoy a Notre Dame - USC match 25 years ago on our wedding day. Don’t
worry, I will have my mobile app rolling and I will socially ignore all around
me.

The Kernan family at Joey "Stewey" Kernan's Hamden Sydeny College game

Sunday, October 20, 2013

There was a gathering of some of the top CFB bloggers in the
nation this weekend in Oxford, MS that was reminiscent of Hemingway and his
cronies consisting of writers, poets and composers of the lost generation on
the Left Bank of Paris in the 1920s. Seven of us gathered under one roof for a
weekend of laughs, libations and lots of college football at Ole Miss. Sipping
absinthe, snacking on duck Pâté, wearing our Parisian berets, scarfs and having
a row over this and that. Okay, it wasn’t quite like that, more like swilling
PBR, eating chicken wings, rocking backwards ball caps and screaming at the
games on TV. In our house were Bleacher Report writers and College Football
Bowl Report bloggers Joe Rodgers and Steve Dawson, Author of Tales From
The Tailgate & Blogger Steve Koreivo, Blogger Tony Seber of Tony at
the Yard and our Italian bodyguards Dave Wannstedt Quilici and Chris
Desimone who offered us protection for a price. The most important decision of
the weekend was deciding room assignments. You see there were only four beds
but seven live bodies! What happens in Oxford stays in Oxford.

Hemingway and his Posse

The new lost generation

Ole Miss and our nation’s history are forever intertwined
throughout time. Ole Miss was established in 1848. Until 1962, Ole Miss was a
segregated University until James Meredith became the first black man to enroll
in the school. This was a seminal moment in the civil rights movement in the
United States. That same year the Ole Miss Football Team went undefeated
but did not win the arbitrary National Championship in the AP and UPI polls.
Many think this was the Pollsters way of punishing the University for its
treatment of Meredith surrounding his entrance into the University. They were
however crowned by several of the lesser prestigious polls of the time. Until a
few years ago the Ole Miss banner included the confederate flag honoring their
heritage. The mascot was also a Civil War character named Colonel
Reb. There are some that felt these were offensive and were linked
with Mississippi’s pre civil war Slavery era. They have both been replaced and
Ole Miss has opened a new chapter in the eyes of many of its former detractors.
On the field, Ole Miss was home to the father – son combo of Archie and
Eli Manning. If you have not seen the ESPN special titled The Book of Manning, I highly recommend
that you do. Archie is considered to be more than a man but just slightly lesser
than a God there. It is also the same Ole Miss featured in the movie The Blind
Side, the story of Michael Oher. In fact, the High School Coach portrayed in
the movie, Hugh Freeze, is now the head coach at Ole Miss. With Ole Miss’s top
ranked recruiting class last year, big things are expected of the Rebs in the
years to come.

The Blind Side's Michael Oher

King Archie

The Tailgate rolled into town Friday afternoon after the
obligatory visit to Graceland in Memphis in the morning. I proposed to Mrs.
Tailgate 25 years ago to an Elvis ballad so it was the proper thang to do. I
texted her a picture of the gold record of our song from the Elvis trophy
room. That romantic act scored me five more CFB hall passes for the
season.

A good move

Once in Oxford, we met up with the crew and headed into the famous
Oxford Square for chew and brew. The Square was filled with Reb fans as well as
the next day’s opposing fan base from LSU. It was akin to a night on Bourbon
street or the strip in Lauderdale back in the day. There was a higher density
of beautiful women in that one square area then man has ever witnessed. It was
told to me the next day that Ole Miss is the only school that redshirts their
future Miss Americas. Word.

There is a ten acre parcel of land in the middle of the
campus simply known as The Grove. Since the early 1980’s no vehicles
have been allowed in this area on game day. There are no reserved spots.
At 9:00 PM the night before all home games, a modern day land grab of sorts
similar to the Oklahoma land rush of 1889 takes place. Fans surround the Grove
and upon the signal they rush in with their pop up tents and chairs and stake
out their spots for the following day’s festivities. This is quite a spectacle
to watch I am told. Many enterprising Ole Miss students will do this for you
for a fee. We did not have to partake in this madness as we would be attending
a pre-set Tailgate the following day graciously hosted by Ole Miss supporter
Brian Wilkinson and his wife Francie. In the Grove on game day you will see men
dressed in coat and tie and women in fancy cocktail dresses and of course the
mandatory boots. Tailgate tents are lit with candelabras and lined with
linen table cloths and fine china. Flat screen TV’s are part of the norm as is
some of the finest tailgating chow known to mankind. You will hear Elvis tunes
and Dixie being played throughout the day. The most amazing part is that all
these revelers are very well behaved.

Everything is good with bacon

We have arrived

The ladies Mendez

We were kind to the opposing team

Growl Tiger boy!

Two hours before kickoff, the Ole miss
players do The Walk of Champions
down the center of the Grove accepting well wishes from their adoring fans. The
Grove is simply the Vatican of College Football Tailgating. It is a
required rite of passage to pay homage to it at least once in your adult life,
you will not be disappointed. The New York Times called The Grove "the mother
and mistress of outdoor ritual mayhem" If you are going to go, you must
learn this Ole Miss chant to gain social acceptance:

Are you ready?
Hell Yeah! Damn Right! Hotty Toddy Gosh Almighty Who the Hell Are We Hey!

Flim Flam Bim Bam Ole Miss by Damn!!

With our host Brian Wilkinson

Boots go well with red and blue

Our hosts the Wilkinsons and a photo bombing fool

Bo Surfer Boy Wallace doing the Walk

Are you ready? Hell yeah!

Ostentatious!

It's always 5 O'clock for these two

I played with Archie Manning and son you are no Archie Manning!

Vaught Hemingway (see, I told you it was a Hemingwayesque
weekend) Stadium opened in 1915. Current capacity is 61,000 which is on the
smaller side for the SEC that claims some of the largest venues in the country.
Not all great stadiums need to be behemoths. This is a tremendous venue for college
football. Our seats were on the East side, 20 yard line. Game time was 6 PM so
the fan base had ample time to get in the proper frame of mind at the Grove for
the showdown with the Tigers. Throughout the day, four of the six SEC games had
produced upsets: Mizzou over the Gators, Vandy chained up the Dawgs, Auburn
popped Johnny’s football and his dollar signs and the Vols rocked the Cocks at
Neyland. Could Ole Miss continue the magic of the day and pull off an upset
victory over the heavily favored Tigers? Ole miss led by surfer boy QB Bo
“Governor” Wallace jumped out to a quick 3 - 0 lead in the first quarter. The
Rebel defense did a masterful job in shutting down the LSU offense and QB Zach
Mettenberger in the first half picking him three times. The Reb fans, many
with bottles of high octane liquid in their possession were euphoric as Ole
Miss went into the locker room at half time with a 10 - 0 advantage. Ole Miss
extended their lead by 7 scoring a touchdown early in Q3. Then it appeared
as though the Rebs would do everything they could to give the game away with
several crucial fumbles and having a field goal attempt blocked. LSU crawled
back in the game and knotted things up at 24. With 6 seconds left, Ole Miss
kicker Andrew Ritter calmly booted a game winning field goal for a Rebel 27 -
24 win. Rebel Nation rose again and celebrated Ole Miss Style. A boy who was
born in Tupelo, MS was in the House and had this to say:

Vaught Hemingway on a special night

Tony wake up, the game is starting!

Around the country – By now you doubters should know
better than to wager against the Irish with me. I collected on multiple bets once
again. My riches are getting ridiculous. I believe the IRS will be
droning me soon for info. Hey SC fans, "Fight On this!”. Obviously Notre Dame
won or I would not be talking smack.

Last year with the Iorios and Groths at the LA Coliseum

The much anticipated Showdownin
Death Valley was more like the Letdown of Death Valley for the Clemson faithful
as Famous Jameis and FSU hand delivered a beat down of extreme proportions to
the Tigers. Miami tars the Heels in Chapel Hill and Baylor stays perfect with a massacre of the Cyclones 71 - 7.
Oklahoma slips past the expanded girth of Cheeseburger Charlie and the
Jayhawks. The Oklahoma A&M Cowpokes ride to victory over the Horny Toads
from Tejas Christian. On Friday night we watched Teddy Ballgame lose his chance
at the Heisman and Louisville’s opportunity to play for the National
Championship, very inopportune to choke it out son. In Big Ten action, the
teams from the state of Militiagun beat out the squads from the province of
Indiana. The Buckeyes run their win streak to 19 with a tight win against Iowa,
and the Cheeseheads pound the Illini . Out West, in the PAC 12 (where football
does not matter to the SEC fans we learned), Stanford bounces back with a solid
clubbing of the Bruins, the Sunny Satans pitch forked the Utes as Church lady thought
that was special, and Oregon runs up a bunch of points and yards against the
lecherous low life Leaches of Pullman, WA. Bama is the only SEC team that won
that was supposed to win, and Boise continues to get revenge on the
Kapernickless Wolfpack from Reno by getting a homecoming victory.

Not happy about the Sun Devil win

Bieber Award –

Goes to the woman who is likely to
have her car on cinder blocks in her front yard next to her family sofa who sat
in front of us at the game. You see she felt it was necessary to lecture
our crew on inappropriate use of the spoken English word because of her six
year old Cretan in her clutches. No sooner do we get reprimanded by her, she
and her no neck husband scream out to LSU “You Cheating F%$&ing Monkeys !!!!”.
That was special. I love a person with a functioning moral compass.

A must watch – I had
my own awesome experience at the Grove, but watch this video and focus on the
girl in the red.

Okay, I am tired folks. I have been on the road most of the
season. The next two weeks the Tailgate will stay local. The Men of Laurelglen
and Friends annual Tailgate at SJSU is this Saturday. The following week I am
grounded.

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I live for college football weekends. I love tailgating before and after games and absorbing the atmosphere and traditions of the host school. I am on a quest to see a game in every "real" stadium for D1A football in the country and attend as many games and Tailgates as I can. It is more fun to accomplish this with friends and family, thus the DFT Nation has grown far and wide over the last 15 years. I have also added lower Division schools as part of my annual mix. Each Season, I will travel the country and attend numerous games in college stadiums that I have not previously been to and take in the whole experience and blog about it.

I also like to hear about your game day experiences each week. But it is not just about attending different stadiums, our Tailgate has many repeat locations each year for traditional games that are just plain fun like Army- Navy. Last but not least, I am a college football polygamist. Born a Notre Dame fan, Big OU Sooners and Boise State fan. And of course I root on Army and my Alma Mater Frostburg State. Nonetheless, I love all college football and there is no such thing as a bad game.

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The most delicious Slow Cooker Beer Mac & Cheese that is totally homemade, uses your favorite beer and takes your mac and cheese to a whole…

Ingredients

Meat

1 lb Beef stew meat

Produce

1 14.5 oz can Tomatoes, fire-roasted

Canned Goods

1 cup Beef broth

Pasta & Grains

8 oz Pasta noodles

Baking & Spices

2 tbsp Flour

1 tbsp Worcheshire pub burger seasoning

Dairy

3 tbsp Butter

2 cups Cheese

2 cups Milk

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1 1/2 cup Stout beer

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Folks, follow the instructions below and cut and paste the link at the bottom. This is a fun weekly activity to measure your picks against others. No money, just for fun and a free DFT T shirt for the winner and DFT hat for 2nd and a pen for third at the end of the season! Let me know if you have any trouble signing up.

Hello Tailgater,

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