There was a circus advertising a contest.
Paul went to find out what the contest was for.
The manager said it is for anyone who could
make the elephant laugh - wins 100$. So Paul
asked where the elephant was. The manager
said: "Out back in his cage."
Paul went out to the cage of the elephant.
when he returned he told the manager that the
elephant was laughing. The manager went out
and sure enough the elephant was laughing.
About a month later Paul was passing the
circus and they were having another contest.
Paul wanted to see what it was so he went in.
The manager said: "The elephant had not stopped
laughing since you have been here. The new contest
is for who could make him stop get 200$."
Paul went to the cage of the elephant and
came back and told the manager that the elephant
was crying and the manager went to check.
When he returned he paid Paul and asked how he
had done that. Paul replied: "The first time I
told the elephant i had a bigger dick than he did,
the second time i proved it."

A gay man is driving down the road in the middle
of the desert. He notices a run down bar and stops
for a drink. He walks in and asks for a beer. The
bartender told him to leave, that he would scare
the customers away. The gay man finnaly convices
the bartender, but was told to sit in the corner,
drink his drink and leave. The guy got the drink
and sat down. About 5 minutes later, a big burly
truck driver comes through the door.
He said "Man I am so thristy, I could lick the sweat
off a bull's balls!"
Suddenly the gay man jumped up and said "Moo, Moo,
Buckaroo!"