How can the purple yeti be so red,Or chestnuts, like a widgeon, calmly groan?No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed,Though chickens ever try to hide a bone.I grieve that greasy turnips slowly march:Indeed, inflated is the icy pig:For as the alligator strikes the larch,So sighs the grazing goldfish for a wig.Oh, has the pilchard argued with a top?Say never that the parsnip is too weird!I tell thee that a wolf-man will not hopAnd no man ever praised the convex beard.Effulgent is the day when bishops turn:So let not then the doctor wake the urn!

bubo_sibiricus:How can the purple yeti be so red,Or chestnuts, like a widgeon, calmly groan?No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed,Though chickens ever try to hide a bone.I grieve that greasy turnips slowly march:Indeed, inflated is the icy pig:For as the alligator strikes the larch,So sighs the grazing goldfish for a wig.Oh, has the pilchard argued with a top?Say never that the parsnip is too weird!I tell thee that a wolf-man will not hopAnd no man ever praised the convex beard.Effulgent is the day when bishops turn:So let not then the doctor wake the urn!

Indubitably:bubo_sibiricus: How can the purple yeti be so red,Or chestnuts, like a widgeon, calmly groan?No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed,Though chickens ever try to hide a bone.I grieve that greasy turnips slowly march:Indeed, inflated is the icy pig:For as the alligator strikes the larch,So sighs the grazing goldfish for a wig.Oh, has the pilchard argued with a top?Say never that the parsnip is too weird!I tell thee that a wolf-man will not hopAnd no man ever praised the convex beard.Effulgent is the day when bishops turn:So let not then the doctor wake the urn!

Reports of crypto-hominids have been coming from Asia for centuries. The creatures are also different in size, form, personality, and temperment than America's mystery man-beasts, plus they have a far greater amount of room to hide in and a lot of areas very inaccessible to people and modern technology.

Keizer_Ghidorah:Reports of crypto-hominids have been coming from Asia for centuries. The creatures are also different in size, form, personality, and temperment than America's mystery man-beasts, plus they have a far greater amount of room to hide in and a lot of areas very inaccessible to people and modern technology.

Can someone 'shop that pic onto the cover of the Beatles' 'abbey road'? I would do it but I'm posting from my phone while taking a dump and I may be here for a while so if someone could handle that for me thanks!

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.