Friday

anonymous

Today, much to my surprise, I received this pocketbook in the mail. Now, I know there are a lot of things that I do whilst under the influence of alcohol, but the purchase and acquisition of this book was not done by my hand, but by that of an anonymous sender. There was not a note, or a letter to accompany this lovely gift. Indeed, there was no indication of it's origin to be found. So here I sit, bewildered and flattered. Thankful for the existence of such a magnanimous individual.