Quil: "Threes actually. You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out their new makeup on me....Don't worry, Emily has pictures. Actually, I look pretty hot."by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

Edward: "Physical relationships between vampires and humans are not common....Human survivors of such trysts are even less common. Wouldn't you agree, cousins?" Kate and Tanya: *scowl*by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

Jacob: "Stop that! There are not two packs. There is THE pack, and then there is me. That's all. So you can go home now."by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

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Bella: (in thoughts) "It was hard to talk about love with Charlie -- we were so much alike, always reverting back to trivial things to avoid embarrassing emotional displays. But this was no time for being self-conscious."by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

Max: "I thought you might be a cop. ... I mean, you don't look like a cop. But you act kind of weird, beautiful." Bella: *shrugs* Max: "Drug cartel?" Bella: "Who, me?" Max: "Yeah. Or your boyfriend or whatever." Bella: "Nope, sorry. I'm not really a fan of drugs, and neither is my husband. Just say no and all that." Max: *cusses under his breath* "Married. Can't catch a break." Bella: *smiles* Max: "Mafia?" Bella: "Nope." Max: "Diamond smuggling?" Bella: "Please! Is that the kind of people you usually deal with, Max? Maybe you need a new job."by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt