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Adam Braverman Quotes

Adam: I said I'm gonna go get the songs. You said OK.Crosby: But I didn't really think you would possibly be able to pull it off.Adam: Well, that was you're mistake. You didn't believe in me but look at me, I pulled it off.

Adam: This is an album, right here, OK? Joni knows how to lift you up and tear you down all at once. We're gonna have to skip the song right after this one 'cause it makes me cry.Drew: Really?Adam: Yeah.

Kristina: Honey, how old were you when you got your first boner?Adam: What?Kristina: You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever...how old were you when you first got wood?Adam: What the hell? Is it even six o'clock yet?

Crosby: Look, I know you didn't want a full house. I'm sorry I'm early, but I love Kristina, too, so I will hang out in the cafeteria or whatever, but I'm not leaving the hospital. I can get you some barbecue potato chips or come tea or something.Adam: Tea.