If puttin' on the ritz is your thing, then jacuzzi-step your way into the Sessions Gridlock Pin Zip Pant. Broad pinstripes and a loose fit say, "Here comes Papa Money," while waterproof-breathable material keeps water and ladies from forcing their way into your pants. Fleece lining in the butt and knees add extra warmth, comfort, and durability when you're gettin' jiggy wid it, and a RECCO reflector increases your confidence (thus probably decreasing your survival chances) when an inbounds slide sweeps the hill like your mama sweepin' the kitchen floor.