I tried with a live one, but it kept squirming and was all like "whhoooo whoooop eckeckeeeeeek" or whatever the hell sound they make, and I couldn't hold my breath very long with all of the salt water and lobsters pinching me and such. Dead ones are far easier.

Perverted is not applying some spray paint to a dead whale. Perverted is farking a dead dog in a ditch outside a preschool in the middle of the day. I would also accept many of the horrible internet things that I cannot unsee. You know the ones I mean. But not tagging a dead whale. It's dead and in a few weeks/months it will be no more. I wouldn't do it but really, not a big deal and certain not perverted.

PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive. OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive. Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.

zimbomba63:PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive. OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive. Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.

Heh... yeah I could see that from those pinheads. What are they going to do if they find out who did it? Abuse of a course is generally a crime in most states... but is abuse of an animal course a crime too?

zimbomba63:PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive. OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive. Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.

And after you give them all wedgies DO NOT give them swirlies. Ok, as long as they're not chunky swirlies.

Noishkel:zimbomba63: PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive. OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive. Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.

Heh... yeah I could see that from those pinheads. What are they going to do if they find out who did it? Abuse of a course is generally a crime in most states... but is abuse of an animal course a crime too?

Is that something like cooking your steak well done instead of rare (or medium rare if you get ill with rare)?

AppleOptionEsc:Iron Felix: Just explode it. (waiting for the infamous link)

In an age before minecraft, I really do wonder what the line of thinking on that was. Make it easier to haul off piece meal? In that case, why did it look like they used 40 pounds of C4?

They planned to vaporize it, or at least pulverize it into tiny pieces that the birds and shiat would make off with. Or something like that. Obviously the plan did not undergo a lot of analysis before it was implemented.