Brain: We must prepare for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! Chorus: They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain! .

Brain: [Last lines of the series] Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium. Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium? Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy! Chorus: 3-Pinky, 3-Pinky and the Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge! Brain: I am not a refrigerator. Chorus: Dot, dot, dot, dot! .

Brain: How are going to get the Earth to lose weight? Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet! Brain: Diets don't work. Pinky: Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?' Brain: No. .

Pinky: I think I'll ask Winnie if she wants to go to the movies with me. [barks to Winnie in sealion language; she starts swimming faster] Brain: You just said "Fetch me a big clown hat!" Pinky: Oh! What a good idea! .

Brain: [speaking in sealion language] You must get the army back at once. Winnie: [subtitled] Give me a fish and I will playfully nuzzle you. Brain: There's no time for me to give you another fish! Pinky: [speaks to Winnie in sealion language; she swims away] Winnie! Come back! I was only trying to tell her how much I like her." Brain: Unfortunately, it came out more like, "I'm a big billy goat so you'd better beat it, sister." .

Narrator: So they took their friend Christopher's advice and went to seethe Donkey, who lived on the very next page. Pinky: When does this scene start to animate, Brainie? Brain: It already has, Pinklet. The question is, when does Algore start to animate? .

Brain: Luckily, I know the location of a veritableof honey, right here in Acme Woods! Pinky: Oooh, a fort! FORT! Oh, can we play Cowboys and Indians? Brain: No, but we can play Geniuses and Numbskulls. Pinky: How do you play? Brain: Like this! [hits Pinky with his stick] Pinky: Troz! Who won? .

Brain: As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completly toothless. Pinky: You mean like the guests on ? Brain: Exactly, Pinklet. .

Brain: After [Snowball], Pinky! He's about to engage the machine! Pinky: Poit! I didn't even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain. [Brain grabs him and runs after Snowball.] You know where they're registered? Congratulations, Snowball! We're so happy for you and your fiance .

Pinky: Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue? Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism. Pinky: What's free-market capitalism? Brain: Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue. .

: Would you mind telling me who you are?! Brain: As if you didn't know. Hillary Clinton: Right. As if I didn't know. Pinky: Why, he's your guest of honor - the Brain! Brain: I am the subject of this whole conference. Hillary Clinton: We're here to discuss the human brain. Pinky: Egad! There's a human version of you? Scary! .

[Brain finds Billie at the controls of the machine] Pinky: Egad, Brain! Snowball's turned into a mouse! Brain: No, Pinky, it's Billie. Pinky: Billie's turned into a hamster? [Brain grabs him and smacks him with his hat repeatedly] She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse and a hamster?(laughs deliriously) .

Brain:(about Snowball's plan)..and execute me in the process. Snowball:Oh, don't be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm. Pinky:I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose!(Snowball and Brain bop Pinky on the head) Natch! .

Brain: [Reading Pinky's letter to Santa] "Dear Santa, Hello, haha, narf. [Glares at a tearful Pinky before continuing] This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about [haltingly] my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what's best for the world. But he gets no reward - he's only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain. [Looks sadly over at Pinky, who is crying due to not having given the letter to Santa when he had the chance] Love, Pinky. PS - By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world?" Pinky: [Pinky activates the mind control device] You're on! .

Pinky: You're on Brain! Brain: [Still teary-eyed from Pinky's letter, composing himself] Um, ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I... I command you. I command you to... [Looks over at Pinky, who is urging him on, before tearfully blurting out] Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes! [Breaks down sobbing] .

Brain: Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by . "Life's a Rosy-Posie Bed of Honey" by Marie Fluis and Pork Chop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot! Pinky: I'll help you floss. Brain: I'll help you hurt! .

Pinky: Isn't life wonderful, Brain? Just think, we started out as lab mice forced to spend the whole day working our way through frustrating mazes that went absolutely nowhere. Now we get to do what humans do! [camera zooms out to reveal the line they're standing in is frustratingly long] .

Brain: All I have to do head past , cross , and get to the ride controls which are just behind . Pinky: Chad who? Brain: Chad the country. Pinky: What a lovely name! Do you think it would suit me? Brain: Personally, I think "Dolt" would be more appropriate. .