Britta: That was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless, so I'm impressedJeff: How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot with you?Britta: Cause a smart man like you would know that no woman in that class would be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again

Britta: this cause is really important to meAnnie: Are you saying we're not allowed to protest? Britta, you sound like GuatemalaShirley: Sounds like someone has the case of "someone likes to use fringe politics to make themselves feel special but doesn't want to do anything"-itis

Pierce: I can't have children. I'm not sterile. In fact, it's a rare condition they call it hyper virility. Apparently my sperm shoot through the egg if you can believe itJeff: I can't, but you can, so that's fine