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DONT, OH, Nobody will know!

Like it says, just put up a sign that says DON'T....... A water Bed in a German furniture store. Note that the sign says NOT to get on the bed, but oh well..the best way to motivate people to do something is to put up a sign saying

That's funny stuff. The sign forbidding cell phones and keys was most likely to avoid the liability of water damage to either of them. (The electronic key for my car is about $300, as I recall. Don't know how waterproof it is.)

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan

The sign actually encourages testing. It says "When you test it, take sharp objects out of your pockets." I am a bit surprised that everybody laughed. I hope they got a discount coupon for their next purchase. Oh, the brand of the bed is "Waterfall." Cute.

Hey! People still buy waterbeds??

Cheers,
Roger

The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA

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The sign actually encourages testing. It says "When you test it, take sharp objects out of your pockets." I am a bit surprised that everybody laughed. I hope they got a discount coupon for their next purchase. Oh, the brand of the bed is "Waterfall." Cute.

You betcha. It's the only kind of bed I've bought for over 30 years. Also the only kind of bed I can comfortably sleep in, which is a bummer, because my waterbed is in LA and I'm in Albuquerque.

A friend on another forum was commenting recently about bed prices, saying he'd nearly spent enough on a new bed to have bought a nice lathe. I've replaced my waterbed mattress three times since I built the frame in the late '70s. The last time I did -- about 8 years ago -- it cost me somewhere around $100.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan