Sonic & Evangelion crossover. Eggman and Sonic wind up in the Eva universe thanks to his new invention, and that's when all heck breaks loose. Can Sonic stop Eggman from ruining the Eva timeline while avoiding being destroyed by NERV? Updated 1 29 09

A pair of white-gloved hands twisted and capped the last pair of wires in the
metal cube, before attaching the cover panel. A hand left for a moment to
retrieve an electric screwdriver and a couple screws. With a few quick movements
and four loud whirs, the panel was attached firmly, the odd grinning,
mustachioed insignia on the front seemed to be happy with its new home.

The figure the hands belonged to lifted their goggles back on their forehead
before reattaching their thick, little glasses onto their beady little crimson
eyes. Their… well, his long, brown handlebar mustache bobbed proudly as he
grinned, looking at his new invention.

"Hohoho!" he chuckled "It is complete! The Egg Dimension Invader is finally
complete! If I can't establish my empire on this world, I'll just have to
establish it on another one, without any meddling hedge--"

And that's when the alarm went off.

"Arrgh, of all the bad timing…. All security screens, on!"

A whole bunch of windows popped open on several computer screens, showing
different areas of his base of operations. In some of them, most of everything
was trashed. His eyes continued to roam from one window to the next, he had
memorized where each camera was located, and suddenly he saw what he was looking
for, as a small figure flew through the corridor it was watching, trashing
several security drones, before stopping right before the camera. The figure was
an odd one, an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog wearing white gloves and socks and
red and white fancy sneakers. He put his hands on his hips for a moment before
sticking out his tongue, and then giving a cocky grin before smashing the
camera.

"Arrgh, Sonic's here already…. Luckily, I had prepared in advance just in
case he arrived," he said with a grin, pressing a button on the control panel of
the screens "Have fun with the Egg Splicer, hedgehog."

With that, he shut off the security monitors and turned back to the Egg
Dimension Invader.

"Unfortunately, I know it'll probably only hold him for a few minutes, and
then he'll be here in just a few more. Egg Dimension Invader! I command you to
take me to a universe where I can get the materials to make the ultimate weapon
for all of my needs…"

With that, it switched on.

"2,838,383 results found."

"Aaargh! Okay, a universe where I can make a living weapon for all of my
needs within those results…"

"3,228 results found."

"Stupid piece of junk…. Okay, where creatures like Sonic doesn't exist or
exists, but are labelled threats by the people there, within those results!"

"37 results found."

There was suddenly a rapid beeping from the security panels again.

"He already destroyed the Egg Splicer… Damn it! Open a portal to one of those
dimensions at random! I don't care which, as long as it suits my needs!"

"That could be dangerous, Dr. Eggman."

"I don't care! Open the portal, now!" Dr. Eggman yelled, adding a kick to the
machine for emphasis.

"Done," the machine said, as a portal suddenly opened, large enough for
Eggman and his hovercraft to fit through. He quickly jumped in said hovercraft
and activated it "All necessary information about this universe that has to deal
with your goal has been uploaded to your hovercraft's computers. Good luck,
Doctor."

"Grr, I don't have enough time to start your shut off sequence… when Sonic
enters the portal, make sure he's sent somewhere far enough away from me where I
can formulate a plan before he reaches me. Is that understood?"

"Yes, Doctor."

With that, his hovercraft vanished into the portal, just as Sonic burst
through the door to the room.

"Eggman!" he cried out, but too late "What is this thing, a teleporter?"

"I am the Egg Dimension Invader. I create gates to other universes and
worlds."

"What! That Eggman, what is he up to now? Send me to where he went."

"Nothing has changed. You will enter the same place he will. Unfortunately,
it'll be some time after he entered, and you might end up in a different place
in this same world. It is what he commanded."

Sonic smirked.

"No matter where or when I get there, as long as I get Eggman, it won't
matter."

"I will be waiting for your returns… if either of you make it back,
anyway."

Sonic didn't say another world, and leapt into the portal.

The EDI closed the portal and went into secure mode. Only by Eggman's command
would the portal open again and transport him, and maybe Sonic back with him. On
the machine's status screen, read:

"Destination: Evangelion Universe"

To Be Continued

Note from the author: "A Sonic/Evangelion crossover! Are you insane!"
You're probably saying with a confused/irritated look on your face. And you
know, you're probably right. But I'm gonna do it anyway. You don't have to like
it, or read it. But if you choose to stick around, out of curiosity, or out of
spite, then good for you. You might just like it. I will try my best to make
sure that this is actually good. I'll find a way to pull this concept off… I
hope.

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