#8
Is running for president just “starting a podcast” for rich people?HireMeImFunny / Via twitter.com

#9
Every parent: do you know how to get there? You just make a left then right then through 3 lights then a left and it’s a mile ahead on the right
Me: *nods as I type the address into google maps*stEPH_u_ / Via twitter.com

#10
For anyone thinking of moving to LA: I was just sitting in traffic, crying in my Prius. I looked in my mirror and the girl behind me was also crying in her Prius. So, chase those dreams!amymiller / Via twitter.com

#15
I like adult crushes bc as a kid when someone was like “u totally have a crush on Jason” you’d b like “ME? A CRUSH? ON HIM? HOW DARE YOU SIR” and now it’s more like yeah and? what r u gonna gain from itholy_schnitt / Via twitter.com

#16
I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: noKristen_Arnett / Via twitter.com