1. Furry Jackets

There is no reason for fur to line the outside of jacket’s hood. Really. It doesn’t keep the face warmer. Its function appears to be to wave ever so slightly in the wind — like wheat over a field or a beauty pageant contestant’s hand. Fur situated on any jacket’s exterior regions should be a warning sign. Whether she’s a hipster in a vintage Jackie O number or a well-heeled fashionista in Dolce & Gabbana, she’s saying, “I expect expensive touches, and if you don’t believe me, get a load of my vagazzling.”