Get Me to the Church On Time

My Fair Lady

I'm getting married in the morning!Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime.Pull out the stopper,let's have a whopper,but get me to the church on time.I gotta be there in the morning,spruced up and lookin' in my prime.Girls, come and kiss me,show how you'll miss me,but get me to the church on time.If I am dancing, roll up the floor.If I am whistling...me out the door.Oh, I'm getting married in the morning!Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime.Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose the compass,and get me to the church,get me to the church,for God's sake, get me to the church on time.I'm getting married in the morning!Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime.Drug me or jail me,stamp me and mail me,but get me to the church on time.I gotta be there in the morning,spruced up and lookin' in my prime.Some bloke who's able,lift up the table,and get me to the church on time.If I am flying, then shoot me down.If I am woo'ing, get her out of town.For, I'm getting married in the morning.Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime.Feather and tar me,call out the army,but get me to the church,get me to the church,for God's sake, get me to the church on time.I'm getting married in the morning!Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime.Hail and salute me,haul off and boot me,and get me to the church,get me to the church,for God's sake, get me to the church on time.