Your Birthday A birthday tells a beautiful story of love and laughter and of people who care about you-- it's a celebration of joy and happiness. Wishing you all good things on your birthday and always!

Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, Co-worker . . . from your co-whiner! [Voice-over:] No one appreciates all my hard work. I'm sooo swamped! I never get the raise I deserve! Am I the only one who really knows what's going on here?

Aye-aye-aye-aye Someone is getting older That's why-aye-aye-aye-aye Your love life is getting colder Your fiesta days are gone Siestas are much more your speed-a Who cares if you're over the hill now Just have one more margarita!

Lo! I say me this IS a good morrow! Meaning I was able to crawl out of bed this morning. The day of your birthing, you, a wonder of procreation, It's your birthday, huh? a quintessence of delight, thou! ...and everyone's supposed to be nice to you. Lest I a flap-mouthed prattler be Dispensing unkind and windy begattings that brine the ears of all shires and good wives, Well, before I start boring you with a lot of crap... I now do in good sooth say me That to be of thine acquaintance 'tis a fine and most noble occupation. It beats wearing a paper hat to work... For thine generosity is boundless as the seas! And i'faith your worthiness, by my countenance, is past-proportion! ...and I guess you're a nice person...as far as I know, anyway. Now, 'tis time to frolic and carouse To make mirth and jest with good-faced chatmates! So...let's party! Aye, let us sit us down and eat and drink most well Of plumpy repast and frothy tankards, a most kindest cut of cake, Let's eat and drink... To a point where I fear we mayst glutton ourselves! ...till we're half stupid! For a lumpish, fly-bitten jolthead would be I And, since I don't want to be a jerk about it, were I not to send many and hearty wishings to you! let me get this over with now:"Happy Birthday!" And may you always merry be On this day, and constantly. Happy Birthday

Hello, I'm Louie Vasclazchsio. BRINGING YOU SOME SPECIAL MAGIC WITH A SINGING TELEGRAM-BIRTHDAY-MEDLEY I'VE WRITTEN MYSELF. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. START SPREADIN' THE NEWS...YOU'RE OLDER TODAY...HEY! HEY! I'M HERE TO BE A PART OF IT.. LET'S CELEBRATE! HA! HA! HA! YOU USED TO BE SO YOUNG...HA! HA! HA! YOU USED TA-NO I'M JUST TEASIN' YA...BUT SERIOUSLY NOW...LET'S GET SERIOUS. CAN I HAVE A BLUE SPOT PLEASE? MEMORIES...OF THE BIRTHDAYS LEFT BEHIND. MISTY, SUGAR COATED BIRTHDAYS...OH HOW SWEET THEY WERE. SOMEONE LEFT A BIRTHDAY CAKE IN THE RAIN...AND I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN BAKE IT...CUZ I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT...AND I'LL NEVER...(CHOKE, SOB, SNIFF) SO IT'S THE BIRTHDAYS...WE WILL REMEMBER...WHA-WHA-WHENEVER WE REMEMBER...AS LONG AS WE REMEMBER IMPORTANT DAYS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Living like each day is our last, letting go of the past-- makes us brand new. Loving is what makes us all kind-- giving us peace of mind-- you know it's true. Chorus Laughing at what life brings our way, Brightens up everyone's day-- Living, loving, laughing you'll find Your life is filled with sunshine! Happy Birthday!

Dare all your dreams Always believe in yourself Uncover hidden talents Go on adventures Have fun and be happy Treasure tiny miracles Embrace life Reach for the stars May all your dreams come true, today and always. Happy Birthday to Wonderful You

Your birthday is a special time a chance to reminisce About the days in years gone by and all those things you miss... Let's hear it for the 80's! Skinny ties, zipper pants can I get a break dance? polo shirts in pink and mint and clothing with a keyboard print concert tees were always nice and dressing like Miami Vice high top shoes with laces gone blue eye shadow slathered on painter hats and sleeveless shirts leg warmers and mini skirts stonewashed jeans stuck on your bod with teased-out hair the size of God Ally Sheedy's dimpled smile big hair bows in every style boots that looked like Peter Pan's preppy clothes in plaid and tan metal bands that looked like girls frizzy perms and Jeri curls stepping in pleated cords signs that said "baby on board" saying rad and cool and bitchin' green wine coolers in the kitchen frilly shirts and power ties mullet cuts on girls and guys oiling up to get a tan while listening to Duran Duran wearing stuff with polka dots thought the Brat Pack was so hot always acting big and bold you never thought you would get old the eighties were a crazy time but look at you... ... you turned out fine. Hope your birthday's like, totally rad!

In this busy world where time passes too quickly, I'm not always able to be with you and talk with you as much as I want to But time never goes by so quickly that I don't think of you every day, and smile when I remember how lucky I am to have such a wonderful grandmother. Happy Birthday

You have a special way of making the world seem... a little warmer, a little brighter, and a little friendlier. That's why it's such a pleasure to wish you a perfect birthday and a wonderful year ahead. Happy Birthday

Live and in Concert The Three Chickens Your birthday is a grant event Full of grace and merritment So have an absolutely rollicking Without a doubt and frolicking Barn burning wing ding of a time! A grand performance in honor of your Birthday!

The day starts here when the rooster crows, Age-lines near your eyes, stacked in tiny rows. It's your birthday--yes, indeed -- a whole lotta of fun, Those brown spots on your nose, stay outta the sun. Kickin' it with the cows in a barn out back, Do the chicken with some chickens -- they seem to have a knack. The goats know how to shimmy to celebrate your day, A mess o' birds on a roof come and join the fray. Now we're huffin' and a wheezin' -- geez, we ain't so young, Bring us a glass of lemonade so we can wet our tongue. Collapsing in a rocker with a giant plate of cake, And have a Happy Birthday, cuz you deserve a break.

Great news For your Birthday, I might be able to get you your own reality show! I just need a few more details to make sure I have all your facts right before I pitch it to the network execs. Click Here Your first name Adjective that describes your life Adjective that describes you your job title (if unemployed, write "free spirit") Your lucky number: Word describing the people you like most: Your favorite zoo animal Your fantasy vacation spot Any number Any adjective A foreign language Any number over 100 Show me the pitch! Introducing TV! a new reality show about a named roommates and their pet who must live under one roof in for months and convince the locals that they're a family in order to win Dollars! Does this accurately describe your life Great! Then it's bound to be a hit! Until then, hope your birthday wishes become reality.

Presenting La Birthday Song In honor of your birthday, accomplished opera singers from all over the world are here to serenade you. And now, a very special performance You are a birthday person with so much flare You really are beyond compare! No one can hold a candle to you so this will have to do Hap-py Birth-day and man-y more! Wishing you a birthday worthy of a standing ovation! Click here to play La Birthday Game! Instructions: Listen to a series of words and then repeat that series of words to advance to the next level. Break a leg! Encore!

This is the Birthday Puppy. His name is Scrappy! Say "Hello," Scrappy! Scrappy the Birthday Puppy visits people all over the world as a symbol of goodwill, companionship, and friendliness. Today, The Birthday Puppy is coming to visit YOU! Oh, but I guess first the Birthday Puppy is going to dig a little hole. Well, you know, puppies will be Watch out! Uh-oh! The Birthday Puppy has fallen into the hole and seems to be having trouble Okay. Now he's out and is coming to wish you a happy but first he's going behind that tree and OH NO! Birthday Puppy has some other business to attend to. But NOW he is coming to say Happy Birth wait! he's going to sniff the flower and say hello to the little bee. But OUCH! looks like the bee has stung the Birthday Puppy on the nose and now the Birthday Puppy is running around in circles, and OH NO! He didn't see that tree and now he's chasing that bee but can't catch him and Look out! Oh, the Birthday puppy forgot about that mud puddle and now he's shaking it off, but OH NO! looks like he splattered mud on that schoolgirl's new dress and now she's really mad and she's chasing the Birthday Puppy and he has to duck into some bushes to hide, but OH NO! It's that mean neighborhood cat whose after the Birthday Puppy now with his big claws, and look out! Here comes that crazy lady from down the street and now she's after both of them, but wait! I wouldn't go to all this trouble just for anybody. Happy Birthday!

It's the Birthday Candle Blowout Game! Blow out all 5 candles using your mouse before the time runs out and you get a wish! (It's not as easy as you might think.) START You did it -- make a wish! Try again! No one can hold a candle to you. Happy Birthday

It all adds up! Count on the numbers to unlock the secrets the future holds. The numbers know! "Please enter the month and date of your birth here and I will use the power of numbers to tell you what the year has in store for you." Which year would you like to know about? 2008 2009 2010 One moment Madame Delphi is running your numbers and checking with the higher powers (sample result) This is your year to seize the day. Many important opportunities will present themselves and you must work hard to take full advantage of them. Your efforts will not go unnoticed. Take care of projects you have been postponing. By the end of the year, you will feel a great sense of accomplishment.

For a Daughter-in-law Who Means So Much Family ties are precious bonds that passing time endears -- A special warmth and closeness that grows stronger through the years. It isn't any wonder that you're thought about today And wished a lot of happiness -- much more than words can say -- For you're a wonderful "daughter" and, each day all year through, The very nices things in life should happen just for you! Happy Birthday with Love

Happy Birthday! I got you a puppy for your birthday! Click here to download him to your desktop! INSTRUCTIONS Congratulations on your new puppy! Are your ready to have some fun? You can feed, wash, dress, and play with your puppy. It's easy! If you click on the doghouse in the lower right corner of your desktop, a menu will appear. When you click on "Help," each action your puppy can perform is explained. Then just select a button, such as the food dish, and watch your puppy eat. Click on the dog whistle to bring your puppy back to his doghouse. If you don't select an action, your puppy will entertain you in other ways! Be sure to give your new puppy a name! Just type it in on the board above the doghouse door. To end the application, click "Quit" on the menu. Have Fun!