University of St. Thomas girl on her cell phone: …And my mom was trying to convience me to apply for a job at Cub Foods, and I was like ‘Ughh, no!’ I mean, seriously, I would rather, like, eat my own toenails than work at Cub Foods.

Lucky Co-Worker: I’m graduating soon and I’ve already got an internship.Other Co-Worker: Good for you, man. What are you gonna do?Lucky Co-Worker: I’m going into education, probably going to be working with autistic kids.Other Co-Worker: Yeah? That’s cool! What do they draw?

Bootylicious Girl #1: Girl, I can’t believe you did that with him. You nasty.Bootylicious Girl #2: No, girl! I went to church twice last weekend, so it don’t count.Bootylicious Girl #1: Oh, well you didn’t say that. Still, that’s nasty.Bootylicious Girl #2: Ya, but God forgives me.

3 year old boy, as he almost falls: Oh, Jesus.Nanny: Do you know who Jesus is?3 year old boy: Yes, of course.Nanny: What does he do?3 year old boy: He delivers us from evil. Duh.Nanny: What else does Jesus do?3 year old boy: I have no idea!

Shoreview, Park
Overheard by just another nanny.

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Man, in awkward conversation with woman about why he is on the bus: There’s nothing to do in Mound but drink. Do you drink?Woman: No, I’ve never been much of a drinker. How much do you drink?Man: Every day.Woman: What do you drink?Man: Whiskey.Woman: Does your brother drink too?Man: No, he does weed.Woman: Oh, I hate weed. If anything, I like oxycodone.

On the border of Minnetonka and Wayzata, 675 Bus to Mound (aka, Most of Us Need Drugs)
Overheard by Spoonbridge.

Tattooed male hipster: So, I’ve decided to stop doing X all the time, ’cause basically all my life’s experiences I’ve been on X and I want to start experiencing things, you know?Hipster gal pal: Yeah, I get ya. So, how’s it going?Tattooed male hipster: Well, the first thing I did was go to Happy Hour and just drink, and it actually went really well.

Minneapolis, The Bad Waitress
Overheard by Thats one way to get a new lease on life.

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Woman yelling to man down the hall: Hey, I’ve already primed the pump with that guy, so he should go real easy.

Bloomington, Office Building Resembling a Sand Crawler
Overheard by Plumbing I Don’t Want to Know About.