Mommy look at me — I’m walking! Where’s daddy?

Little Charlie — bet your mommy Elin Nordegren is SOOO bursting with pride watching you take your first steps just a month and a half after your first birthday on Feb. 8. Sure hope daddy Tiger Woods got to see you looking so proud of yourself. He must have been so sad to miss your first birthday party when he was off in rehab. Really hope it’s true that your dad meant it when he talked about getting back to his core values, ’cause who wouldn’t want to be all snuggled up with you instead of with some bimbo tart!