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"Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."

Hahah his name is Vince Shlomi. Apparently he paid a hooker 1000 $ for "straight sex" and then tried to kiss the prostitute (gross). She then preceded to bite his tongue, probably in protest of being kissed - as kissing is typically forbidden in these kinds of transactions. Duh. He then punched her repeatedly until she let go. Afterward he ran screaming into the lobby to call the cops. What a douche.

Hahah his name is Vince Shlomi. Apparently he paid a hooker 1000 $ for "straight sex" and then tried to kiss the prostitute (gross). She then preceded to bite his tongue, probably in protest of being kissed - as kissing is typically forbidden in these kinds of transactions. Duh. He then punched her repeatedly until she let go. Afterward he ran screaming into the lobby to call the cops. What a douche.

No one should be surprised by this. You could tell he was a douche from the commercials, and more likely than not a coke head. Billy Mays' beard FTW.

Hahah his name is Vince Shlomi. Apparently he paid a hooker 1000 $ for "straight sex" and then tried to kiss the prostitute (gross). She then preceded to bite his tongue, probably in protest of being kissed - as kissing is typically forbidden in these kinds of transactions. Duh. He then punched her repeatedly until she let go. Afterward he ran screaming into the lobby to call the cops. What a douche.

Hahaha what a douche, he could get ***** with the snuggie. Someone wrote in the review that he heard he used a shamwow to clean the blood hahaha.