This is also yet another chapter in the vaunted divas-of-news battle; Lindsay Lohan recently reached out to Katie Couric, via Twitter, asking to meet a guest on Ms. Couric’s ABC talk show. She’ll be on ABC, but not on Katie! As we speculate about how Ms. Walters got access, we look forward to seeing how Ms. Walters endeavors to keep the ladies of The View from insulting Ms. Lohan in order to preserve it, until the interview is conducted and the requisite tears have been shed.