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The following video was taken last February 16, 2010 by a passenger inside a bus in Colorado. Wherein a young black guy picks up a fight with a 67 year old white dude. Watch how the old guy takes the down the black guy with a flurry of punches. Personally, the black guy deserved the beating, making the first hostile move. Raw and unedited, watch why videos with conflicting humans are one of the best videos to watch. To the 67 year old white guy – boom boom pow!

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Drowning in a sea of jealousy, I felt my insides swell as if my chest was about to explode. I thought it would be just the two of us. You knew better that two’s a company and three is definitely disappointing. As soon as I had enough, I found myself walking out the door singing:

Is this more than you bargained for yet? Oh, don’t mind me I’m watching you two from the closet Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

Isn’t it messed up How I’m just dying to be him? I’m just a notch in your bedpost But you’re just a line in a song (Notch in your bedpost But you’re just a line in a song)

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If you are a smart-ass person who likes to shoot smart-ass lines, Zombieland is the movie for you. The main character follows the geeky type, smart talking, and obsessive compulsive stereotype. The movie tells the story of four people who crossed paths in a world plague by a virus which turns people into, yes you’ve guessed it, zombies. With no place to go, and a herd of zombies wanting to chew their carcass off, they were forced to stick together out of everyone’s dislike.

Not much of a story to keep a viewer up on his feet. It was a good thing the two main characters had a lot of personal issues for the story to drag upon. Predictable as yesterday’s weather, I dozed off a couple of times while watching this movie. If not for the supporting character “Tallahassee” played by Woody Harrelson, which by the way is the only character in the cast that I have seen in recent movies, you would definitely think that Zombieland was created by zombies themselves, devoid of any imagination or artistic reason.

Cast:

Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee

Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus

Emma Stone as Wichita

Abigail Breslin as Little Rock

Runtime:

88 min

Likable Quotes that struck me:

Don’t make yourself too available – Tallahassee

You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. – Columbus

You see, that’s why I don’t let people close, you only get burned. – Tallahassee