Naomi Campbell

Fading supermodel Naomi Campbell has taken umbrage at another food related product.
Fresh from accusing Cadburys of racism for comparing a chocolate bar with a spoilt, overpaid, self important twat, she has now attacked Denmark for reportedly banning Marmite.
She is threatening to take them to the Guildford Small Claims Court unless they rescind their "clearly racist" stance on the slimy, black, shitty-tasting spread.
"Obviously," she said, on the rare occasion that she was on planet earth,"if Marmite was white they wouldn't ban it,Its clearly racist!"
Ms Campbell is no stranger to controversy, and will say anything to keep her sad, saggy face in the news.
It is thought that she and Katie Price were actually born as conjoined twins, being joined at the ego.