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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krustyland content update

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This is information about an the update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out featuring Krustyland. Krustyland is separate from Springfield and requires you to travel there. This content update was released on July 31, 2013.

The Krustyland requires level 20 and is a second town for the player. For transport between the towns using the player the Krustyland Shuttle.

Sideshow You

Sideshow You is a betting building that is playable every 8 hours. After every 300 games will the player have a bonus on 50. The player is tapping three of eight ballons and behind them it's Krustyland Tickets.[2]

Chance

Reward

20%

5

40%

10

30%

25

9%

50

1%

5

Visitors

Random Krustyland visitors generates tickets, how many depending how long they stay and numer of visitor depending on your park rating.[2]

Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6" which is to "Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall" and "Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game (x3)". Homer's task task take 4 hours and Cletus 12 hours. The player receives total 302 and 190 in reward.

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Bart, Lisa, and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7

You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?

Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt.

Actually, it's was our safest ride.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7" which is to "Build the Death Drop". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8

After tapping on Barts's exclamation mark

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Milhouse will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!

I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.

Well I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand.

On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8" which is to "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop (x2)", "Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives total 68 and 50 in reward.

Woo! That was awesome... I'm going to ride it again.

I'm think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse?

Milhouse?

*vomiting*

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark

We've run out of room to build.

Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.

Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there's a job for that!

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9" which is to "Buy a Krustyland Expansion". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark

All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?

We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what's in the freezer.

Yup, there's still some "meat" in there.

Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10" which is to "Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark

Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!

Hey, Bart! Let's grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?

I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first!

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 11" which is to "Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger", "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives total 56 and 40 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark

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Martin, Skinner, and Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

Hey, what gives?

People have been on these rides all day and nobody's dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.

I don't want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.

Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol' Death Drop with yours truly?

If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!

Oy vey.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12" which is to "Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall" and "Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total 41 and 27 in reward.

Take THAT!... and THAT!

Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!

I'm sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.

Maybe you should look fo a doctor, Martin.

Thank you, Bart. That's excellent advice.

Ow! Hey! Who's throwing balls at me?

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark

Krusty, you've lost your edge.

Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown.

If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!

Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about…

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13" which is to "Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark

Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!

The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.

I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that's the hand I was dealt.

So I'm going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth!

I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14" which is to "Make Krusty Get Serious". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 102 and 80 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark

Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!

I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers".

Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15" which is to "Place Sideshow You". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets.

Don't mind if I do!

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You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!

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Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!

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Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16

Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?

Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?

On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.

I have a mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.

Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strengths.

One shop, coming up!

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark

Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?

Not now, I'm shopping for toys.

Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid--

SHOPPING!

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total 41 and 27 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark

Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place!

Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can also reduce their carbon footprints.

Recycling? Isn't that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?

You can also do it to trash.

Sounds expensive. Let's stick with the garbage cans.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18" which is to "Place Garbage Bins (x3)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

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Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19

Hold on just a second there, Krusty.

I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they're not going to be up to snuff.

I just hope SOMEONE doesn't leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easilty could bribe me.

Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.

Oh. Well, that stinks. What's the point in having lawmen if they're not out there on the street collecting bribes.

If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.

Gee, would ya? That'd be swell.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19" which is to "Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 72 and 55 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark

So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?

Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.

Sounds great!

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20" which is to "Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger" and "Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along". It takes 30 minutes and 8 hours. The player receives total 114 and 90 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark

Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?

I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.

Yikes. That's kinda harsh.

Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.

A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you're moving in real life.

That's moronic!

Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.

But what money-grubbing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?

A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21" which is to "Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark

a I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom."

...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em."

Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!

Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred?

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", "Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 176 and 145 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark

I have discovered another glaring omission in your park -- no mascots.

Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.

Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23" which is to "Hire a Krustyland Mascot". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark

And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.

No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24" which is to "Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark

All of this consulting has left me famished.

I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food."

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 146 and 110 in reward.

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Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26

One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike.

We haven't built that yet. Come back in twenty-four hours.

I don't think you understand.

I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.

And what if I don't?

Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game.

I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26" which is to "Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show". It takes 1 day and 12 hour. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark

Nelson, don't you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel?

I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great.

Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?

The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27" which is to "Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 272 and 210 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark

See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.

It was a chilling display of man's heartlessness towards his animal bretheren.

And we got soaked!

You want to get some cotton candy?

Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28" which is to "Place a Cotton Candy Stand". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark

So, what do you want to do now?

I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…

... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150!

Don't worry -- I can bully anything.

Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five…

...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file.

5…

4…

3…

2…

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Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo!

That's more like it.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29" which is to "Build Krusty's Haunted Condo". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark

Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn't the worst, it'd be you.

Or whatever...

Awww…

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30" which is to "Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo" and "Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 184 and 150 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31

I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?

Huh. That's actually a very insightful answer.

Shut up! YOU'RE an insightful answer!

Why thank you.

What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let's just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31" which is to "Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flea Dipper". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark

Lisa, I'm getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don't want you to follow.

Are you breaking up with me?

These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.

I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational.

The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32" which is to "Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 272 and 210 in reward.

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Lenny and Carl will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.

Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad!

Sure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33" which is to "Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark

All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.

Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.

I said, GET ON THE BOAT.

Are you aiming a gun at us?

I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.

Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.

Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34" which is to "Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat" and "Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 124 and 100 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark

Hey, Krusty! How come there's no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?

Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized.

Fellas, please. I'll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover's Meatgasm. There's not actually any meat in it.

Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35" which is to "Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle" and "Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 272 and 210 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark

And now for the final element that every great theme park needs -- an attached hotel and convention center.

Wait a second. It's one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too?

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36" which is to "Build the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 2 days. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark

I've done everything you asked. Ive built a world-class theme park... and I've never been so miserable

Only one thing remains --

We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please.

Hold on a second!

What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.

Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set.

Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.

A room, please?

SHUT UP!

Aw, that's it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy.

I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was!

Excuse me?

Here! Take the room.

The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37" which is to "Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel" and "Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 380 and 310 in reward.