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Hello everybody. I am Dormant. I am a Noob at making fan fiction. Here I am finishing a chapter I have made in my fan fiction.

It was an average day in the district. The Authors are updating, the readers are reading. I am just writing a chapter for my story like I did everyday. But then, everything changed. I heard knocking in my door. Then I heard them said somethings.

"Open the door Dormant! This is the Grammar Police! You are under arrest for your horrible grammar!"

I panicked. I am currently wearing a coat with a purple shirt with a black tie inside, black pants and a cowboy hat. I heard the knocking getting louder and louder. I then thought of something. Author's have powers beyond imagination. Then without thinking I wrote some words on my Serebii Tech. I wrote down:

A wormhole appeared in Dormant's bedroom, that leads to the world of 'New Fan Fiction'

And then, before my door broke down, I went into the wormhole. When I reached at the end of the wormhole, I found myself in some mountain. The mountain is cold. Snow is pouring down like nobody's business. I suddenly began to loose conscious.

"Dormant. Dormant! Wake up!!"

I woke at the start. I was still on top of some mountain. But now the snow stopped and I saw a big white creature in front of me. I saw it's red eyes.

"Arceus?" I said

"Yep, its me, the 'Creator of the Universe' guy" said Arceus

"What are you doing here?" I said

"I am here because Palkia told me he felt a disturbance here. And I found you. What are you doing here anyway?" said Arceus

"I was running away from the Grammar Police. They've come to arrest me for my horrible grammar" I said

"Oh. Grammar Police eh? From what I've heard, the Authors cannot manipulate the Grammar Police. Meaning that, they can't write them away or kill them by writing their death" said Arceus

"I know! This is horrible! I can't get rid off them! I have to run away for the rest of my life!!"

"Not necessarily." said Arceus

"Huh?"

"I've been going through the cosmos and discovered something. I find out how to get rid of the Grammar Police"

"Its that true? How?!"

"The only way to get rid of the Grammar Police. Is to possessed a certain items"

"What are this items?"

"The Chaos Emeralds"

"Wut?" I said

"That's right the Chaos Emeralds" said Arceus

"Are you serious?!?" I said disbelievingly

"Dead serious"

"Oh come on! That's so random!! Why does it have to be items from Sonic the Hedgehog. I mean come on!"

"I guess Grammar Police loves Sonic the Hedgehog"

"But this is Pokemon!! How can we get this Chaos Emeralds?!"

"Maybe use your Author powers to make them appear here."

"Wait, where is 'here'?"

"We are at Mt. Silver."

"You mean.. We're at the Johto region?" I said

"Yep" said Arceus

"Johto...Oh well, I guess I could get the Chaos Emeralds here then..." . I pulled out my Tablet and typed:

The Chaos Emeralds are now in the Johto region, scattered across the region.

"Done"

"Uhh...Why didn't you just say that the Chaos Emeralds appeared before us?"

"I have a set of rules when writing my stories. One of my rules, is never write a boring short story. Why? Because I hate boringness"

Arceus just sighed

"Whatever."

"Say, Arceus? Can you help me search for the Chaos Emeralds?" I ask

"I can't I'm too busy doing...Uhh..................................Okay fine! I guess I got nothing else to do. Might as well go on an adventure." said Arceus

"Great!! Now, where should we look first?" I said

"Hmm... How about we start at the beginning?"

"Where?"

"New Bark Town of course!"

"Well okay.. But you need to disguise yourself first!"

Arceus then transformed into a lady with a Grey T-Shirt and a White Coat with White skirt and white flowing upward hair. But, she also have two bracelets that resemble Arceus's ring.

"You're a girl?!"

"Sexist"

"Alright... Let's go to New Bark Town!" I said. Then I typed on my Tablet that says:

Dormant and Arceus have appeared in New Bark Town

And the Two figures on Mt. Silver, disappeared from the Mountain.

"What the-?!?"

That's what the Grammar Police Chief said when he and the other officers entered the room. The Grammar Police wore the same clothing that a policeman would've wear. Except their clothing is black and their badges says 'To Serve and Correct. Grammar Police'.

"Sir! I found a some sort of Wormhole!" said one of the officer. The rest of the officers saw the Wormhole. The Chief broke out a grin. He has a chinese mustache and wore a big brown fur coat and a black Ushanka. He then spoke in a russian accent

"So Dormant. Hiding in one of your stories eh? Well, looks like your story is gonna be a bad one, once Chief Thanatos is done with it. Officers we're going in!"

And on that note, Chief Thanatos jumped into the Wormhole. The others joined in as well.

I hope you might like this fic!

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 10th December 2013 at 9:32 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

We both appeared in a very small town. The Town only has Three Houses, one small hut and a big Lab of some sort. There's also some sort of Windmill at the edge of a house.

"Wow, this is the smallest town I have ever been" said Arceus

"Really? I thought this is the first town you have ever visited" I said

"It is. Hey, whats going on over there?" said Arceus as he looked towards the south.

I saw a couple of ten-year olds playing soccer or something in a plain field. But, there is no soccer net and their just kicking the ball willy-nilly.

"Hmm... Is this what you humans called 'soccer'?" said Arceus

"Sort of. We normally kicked the ball to a- Why am I telling you? I'm an Fan Fiction Author not a soccer fan!!" I said angrily

"I bet these kids are pretending that ball is a crying baby, and that they wanted to kick it for fun" That statement caught me off guard.

"Dude!! That is horrible!! How could you think something like that?!" I exclaimed

"Yeah, you're right. I bet these kids wanted to kill their parents that-"

"Enough!! I don't want to hear your violent accusations! Those kids are just playing! For fun! Not for malicious purposes!!" I said

"Alright fine, Just who are these kids?" said Arceus

"Oh, their Red and Gold." I said.

"Red? What is he doing in Johto? I heard he lives in Kanto." said Ms. Accusing McViolent

"Red and his mother moved into Johto, because of financial problems and stuff" I said

"Financial problems?"

"Meaning, The bank is being a jerk"

"Oh...So Red is here now." said Arceus

"Yep."

"But why did you move him here?"

"Can't tell you. Spoilers" I said

"Nobody is gonna read this adventure!" said Arceus

"I'm gonna write about our adventure" I said

"Why?"

"Cause, I'm the Author"

"We've been doing nothing but talking"

"Yeah, you're right. Let's talk to the kids"

We went towards the two kids. The kids saw us and stopped playing. The Golden one speaks

"Hello, Uhh.. Who are you?" said Gold

"HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW ME!! I SHALL SMITE-" shouted Arceus until I put my hand on her mouth

"Sorry about that, my friend here loves attention" I said

"Uhh................" said Gold

"Anyways I'm Dormant!" I speak

"Okay...Who's she?" said Red. I let go of Arceus's mouth. Then I wish I didn't

"This one creeps me out" said Arceus

"What?" I said

"What's wrong with Red?" said Gold

"Oh, it's just that his eyes are bloody red" said Arceus

"Oh come on! First you accused them of kicking babies, And you're telling me that you're afraid of Red just because- OMG You're eyes are red" I said

"Wait. Kicking babies?" said Gold

"Yeah, My eyes are red. Big whoop!" said Red

"Well at least you're not insane as this lady besides me!" I said

"Who is she?" said Gold

"Me? ME?! I AM AR-"

"Armantinehondalavistamacarona" I said very quickly

"Huh?!" said Red, Gold and Arceus

"Yeah... Her name is Armantinehondalavistamacarona!" said Me

"Arma-What now?" said Gold

"Armantinehondalavistamacarona!!" I shouted

"How on Earth could you say that?" Red spoke

"I'm special!" Tis I say

"That's not-" said Arceus

"Anyways!! Erm.. Do you guys see any colored, diamond shape, emeralds around here?" I says

"Err...No?" said Gold

"Bug***, Maybe we should look for the Ch-" said Arceus

"Chansey! Yes! We're looking for a Chansey!" I said

"A Chansey?" said Gold

"Now wait a minute! First you said if we see any emeralds and now you're telling us that you both are looking for a Chansey! Now tell us what's really going on" said Red

Me and Arceus looked at each other. I sighed

"Alright fine. I am err... A dimentional traveler!!"

"A dimentional traveler?" said Gold disbelievingly

"Err.. Yeah and I need to search for 7 artifacts known as Chaos Emeralds! To err...Stop the err... Evil errm.. Porcupine! From er.. The Milky Way Galaxy!!" I said.

The boys looked at me. Then they look at each other. The two boys stepped back.

"Err... I gotta go now.." said Red

"Yeah... It's not that we're going to call the mental hospital on you if that's what you're thinking!!" said Gold.

Red slapped his forehead and the two boys continued to back away. Then they ran.

"Hey! Wait!!!" I shouted after them

Then Arceus teleport in front of the two boys and startled them.

"What the-" said Red

"Who are you?! What are you?!" said Gold

"Who am I? WHO AM I?!" shouted Arceus

The two boys are shivering with fear.

"I AM THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE! THE CREATOR OF THE CREATION AND THE LAKE TRIO!!! I AM ARMANTINEHOND- I MEAN ARCEUS!!!!" shouted Arceus

The two boys sat down and began rocking back and forth while sucking their thumbs. Arceus looked angry

"WHAT THE F-"

"Arceus! Stop! You're scaring them!!" I shouted at Arceus

"Oh come on!! I merely shout at them! Why should they be that afraid?!?!" said Arceus

"Well, lets see. First, this two are young kids. Two, they don't have Pokemon, and we seemed to be a couple of insane people trying to harmed them!!!" shouted I

"Oh... So now what do we have to do?" said Arceus

"You have to prove to them that you are Arceus"

"WHAT? BUT I-"

"Just freaking do it!!!!" I shouted.

Arceus grumbled and agreed. She then opened her mouth and shot a huge beam at the east of the town. The beam obliterated a bunch of trees. The boys stopped rocking back and forth and looked at Arceus with shock.

"Oh my Gosh. You. are. Arceus. THE Arceus" said Gold.

"OF COURSE I AM, YOU SON OF A-"

"Anyways yeah. This is Arceus. I am a dimentional traveler that needs to find 7 Chaos Emeralds to defeat the Evil err.... You know what bug*** it! I need the Chaos Emeralds to defeat a group called. The Grammar Police" I said

"Grammar Police?" said Red

"Yes, They are a band of people that want's to do me in. For bad grammar" said Me all me!!

"So-"

"The point is! Have you guys see any shiny emerald objects?!" said I. The two boys merely shook their heads.

"Sorry. No" said Gold

"Nope" said Red

"Alright then, Arceus come on. We got to go find them before the Grammar Police comes" I said

"Yeah, let's go" said Arceus.

But as we tried to leave. The boys called us.

"Hey wait!" said Gold

"What is it" said me

"We would like to help you!" said Red

"Erm. I'm sorry but-" said me

"Dormant. I suggest we should let them follow us" said Arceus

"Why?"

"Because, They would do it anyways. Plus, I think more man power would be a good idea" said Arceus

"Okay fine, But these two boys need their own Pokemon first before we go" said I

"So all we have to do is to get our Pokemon, and then we can go with you?!" said Gold. Me and Arceus nodded.

"Great! Let's go visit, Prof. Elm then we're off!" said Red

The Quadruplets then began walking towards the laboratory. As I keep wondering if the Pokemon World has bathrooms in it.

The Grammar Police found themselves inside some sort of Cave. The cave is made up of Blue rocks and the temperature is quite low.

"Sir, Where are we?" said one of the Officers.

The chief sniffed in the air and began scanning his surrounding.

"Its seems that we are inside Mt.Silver." said Chief Thanatos

"Why are we here?" said another Officer

"Wormholes are very tricky, my friend. It can lead you almost everywhere" said Chief Thanatos

"But where is the target?" said an Officer

"Hmm... The only place I could think he would go is at New Bark Town." said Chief Thanatos. Then he heard a sound. He turn around and saw............................................... ..............................

An officer eating Pringles.

"What?" said the Officer.

Chief Thanatos then angrily took the Officer's Pringles.

"We're in Mt. Silver! If a Pokemon hears us-"

"Chief! Look!" said an Officer. The Chief looked and saw a bunch of Sneasels incoating his men in ice.

"Looks like we got ourselves" The Chief put on his sunglasses.

"An icy situation"

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"Woah!! What the heck was that?!?!" exclaimed Gold. Arceus and I looked at each other

"Their here." I said
And Chapter 2! I keep wondering why my adventure with Arceus has a lot of talking in it. Oh well... I hope that the Grammar Police doesn't Catch me!

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 22nd August 2013 at 6:39 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

AN OFFICER EATING PRINGLES!
You have hear a fic that could rival the adventure of adventureness. Mayhaps your inspiration was a mix of your bad grammar and AoA.
It is amazing yet has your own sense of humor.

They say if you press cntrl and W you get to see the programming of a website after making a signature with 3 ws and 8qs
Fanfics I like that are still in production: Author's Run, Pokémon emerald the better version

Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, There lies an island. That holds a Government Headquarters of the International Police. The HQ is a big white cone-shape building with only one set of windows. In the hallways of the HQ, there's an announcement being made.

"Agent Double-O 9, May I see you in my office"

The Agent, noticing the announcement, went towards the Boss's Office. The only thing in the office is a Desk and a Rotatable Chair. The Agent went inside the room with difficulty due to his big size. The Boss is currently looking out the Window, smoking a Cigar.

"Greetings Agent Double-O 9" said The Boss

"Greetings to you, M. Where's other M?" said Agent 009

"You ate him remember?" said M

"Oh, sorry" said Agent 009

"It's okay. He's rather dull, and has no impression on his face whats so ever" said M

"Okay. So what do you call me for?" said Agent 009

M turned around, with his rotatable chair. Where it's revealed that he is an M&M chocolate with Eyes, Mouth, Legs and Arms.

"I called you to give you a mission" said M. At the side of the room, a bunch of computers screens popped out of nowhere and showed, Graphs and Geeky stuffs.

"As you may see. Our Scientists reported that there is a Distortion of Space and Time. It seems as though, a Wormhole appeared here. On Earth" said M

"Aren't Wormholes supposed to be in space?"

"Exactly. This is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very RARE phenomenon to occur. To Rare if I say so myself."

"So, you want me to investigate this Wormhole?" said Agent 009

"No, cause there is no Wormhole" said M

"Huh?"

"You see, Our scientists have analyzed that there IS a Wormhole. But this Wormhole doesn't go front and back. Meaning this Wormhole is located in another dimension, and who or whatever comes in that Wormhole, goes here, but not the other way around"

"So, it's a black hole?"

"No, Whatever comes into a Black Hole goes to the Void. But this isn't The Void, and the Wormhole isn't sucking anything in. No, this is a special Wormhole. In fact, one might say it's a one way door." said M

"Okay. So what do you want me to do then?" said Agent 009

"Patients. I'm not done yet. Our Scientists have also said something very interesting."

"What?"

"They said that something went through that Wormhole."

"HUH?!"

"Yes, My guessing is that, whoever or whatever went through the Wormhole is the one who made it. But there's more. The Wormhole leads that thing on top of a Mountain known as Mt. Silver" said M

"So you want me to investigate the mountain" said Agent 009

"You could...But you won't find the thing over there"

"What do you mean?"

"The thing that arrived here, only appeared on the top of the Mountain for a few seconds. Then the thing somehow disappeared" said M

"What are you talking about?!" said Agent 009

"Meaning the thing teleported away after it landed here. And the scientists said that they tracked down where the thing teleport to" said M

"Okay, where?" said Agent 009

"New Bark Town. Now, its time for your mission. Your mission is to investigate the thing. Ask anyone in the area for information. My guess is, that the thing is moving through city to city, As Johto is known to be a straight line. There are some tools in the car, that could help. I want you to make sure you have leads on this thing" said M

"You can count on me boss!" said Agent 009

"Now go my fellow agent!" said M

"And don't fail us"

Me, Arceus, Gold and Red went inside the Professor's Laboratory. The lab is big and very white. Its filled with bookcases and machinery. I saw Prof. Elm at the end of the lab.

"Hello Boys! Who's your friends? What are you doing here?" said Prof. Elm

"Hello Professor! This is Dormant and this girl here is-" said Gold

"Armantinehondalavistamacarona!" I said

"Muwha?" said Prof. Elm

"Armantinehondalavistamacarona!!"

"How did you-"

"Anyways! We want ourselves some Pokemon please" said Red

"Wait. You want to get your first Pokemons. TODAY?" said Prof. Elm

"Yep!" said Gold

"But why?" said Prof. Elm

"It's because, we're are going to sa-" said Gold

"Because I ask them to help us" I said

"Help you? For what" said Prof. Elm

"Uhh... To....Uhh" said me

"To help us find our lost items" said Arceus

"Lost items?" said Prof. Elm

"Yeah! You see, we've been through all over Johto, And we ended up missing some items. So we came here to ask some people to help us. And this two boys agreed. But they need to have some Pokemon with them." I said

"Oh. Well, I would give these two a Pokemon each. But have they told their Parents?" said Prof. Elm

The two boys looked at each other and facepalm.

"I guess thats a no then" said Prof. Elm

"Don't worry! We'll tell their parents right away! Right Arc- I mean Armantinehondalavistamacarona?" I spoketh

"Uhh... Yeah" said Arceus

"Okay, I'll give these boys their Pokemon, after they get their parents approval!" said Prof. Elm

"Red, Gold. Stay here, we'll tell your parents Okay?" said I

"Sure"

"Okay"

Arceus and I nodded and went out of the laboratory, leaving behind Red, Gold and Prof. Elm.

"Uhh.. Is her name really... Uhh.." said Prof. Elm

"She's from Sweden" said Red

"I'm from Sweden!!" said Prof. Elm

"Uhh.. I think he meant Switzerland!" said Gold quickly

"I'm from Switzerland!!"

"What? How on Earth can you live in Sweden and Switzerland?!" said Red

"I was Omnipresent when I was young" said Prof. Elm

The two boys looked at each other in confusion.

"Sneasles, May I ask you to let go of my men?"

The Sneasles merely growled at him.

"Uhh... S-sir? What do we do n-n-now?!" said an Officer. Chief Thanatos looked at him with his sunglasses on, and said this:

"We fight Janodaya. We fight"

He then took some chips from the Officer's Pringles and ate them. He then took out his Pokeball.

"Grim Reaper! Crush this pack of snivelling Sneasels!" shouted Cheif Thanatos as he unleashes a Pokemon with grey hands and one red eye.

The Dusclops then shot blue balls of Flames at the frozen Officers. The Officers was then thawed out of their icy prison, and began calling out their Pokemon.

"Go! Golem!"

"Go! Zangoose!"

"Go! Lickitung!"

"Lickitung?"

"Yeah why not Lickitung?"

"Why not Zoidburg?"

"What's Zoidburg doing here?"

"Whatever!"

The Sneasels growled and hissed at the Pokemons and their masters. They then attack!

"Grim Reaper! Use Shadow Balls at them!!" shouted Chief Thanatos

The Dusclops shot a dark Balls of Darkness at Three to Four Sneasels

"Gallade! Use Brick Break on the Sneasels!!" shouted Officer Janodaya

His Gallade then began chopping through a bunch of Sneasels with great speed. The Gallade had taken out Five to Six Sneasles.

"Golem! Rock Slide! Now!"

"Zangoose! Show them a REAL Fury Swipes!"

"Lickitung! Use Lick!"

"Why not Zoidburg?"

The Sneasels began to become overwhelmed by the Grammar Polices Pokemons. The Sneasels kept on Slashing through their opponents, but they couldn't defeat them long enough to be defeated. The Sneasels, finally realized that their losing. They then retreated back to their nests. The Grammar Police, seeing the Sneasels running away from them, burst out many cheers. Except Zoidburg.

"Well done, my comrades. You have all done well. Now, we must marched on. And arrest Dormant for his horrible Grammar!!" said Chief Thanatos

"Yeah! Down with Dormant!!"

"Horrible Grammar! Horrible Crime!"

"All of us except Zoidburg, will Get him!"

"Why not Zoidburg?"

"Alright, Alright, Alright. Lets go before one of Dormant's peons comes after us!" said Chief Thanatos

Then the Grammar Police starts to march out of Mt. Silver. Unaware that two pink-colored eyes are watching them from above.

"Hey We're back!!" said me

Me and Arceus came back to the lab. The two boys and the Professor looked at us.

"So, What did they say?" said Gold

"They were skeptical at first, but agreed that you guys can go with us." I said

"Really?!" said Gold

I nodded

"Well that's fantastic! Looks like today's the day boys. The day you become trainers!" said Prof. Elm

The Pikachu stared at Red and saw his eyes. The Pikachu was thrown off by surprised.

"What's wrong?"

"Pika pika pi pika pi pika pika!!" said the Pikachu

"He said that your eyes are red" said Arceus

"Oh great, My Pokemon now thinks I'm scary or something!!" said Red

"Pika! pika pika pika pii!!"

"He said you look menacing and yet cool" said Arceus

"Well, He does look Menacing." I said

"Yeah, you do look cool Red" said Gold

"Uhh.. Thanks! I guess..." said Red

"So anyways. Cyndaquil, I am Gold. Your very own trainer!"

"Cyn cyndaquil!"

"What did he say?" said Gold

"'She'. And she said 'You look stupid and weird'" said Arceus

"Cyn! Cyndaquil!!!"

"Alright fine! She said Hello. Am I gonna be the translator or something!?"

"Yep!" said Me, Red and Gold

"Crap I say. Crap"

"So, Are you going to introduce yourself to your Pokemon?" said Me

"Hello, Floaty Gassy Circular Thing. I am your Trainer. Arceus"

The Pokemons were surprised to hear that and took a close look on Arceus. They were shock to see that it's really her. (Pokemon can see that she has almost too many resemblance to the Legendary, that it had to be her)

"Hmph! I have no time for you weaklings! I'm leaving!!" shouted El Poopy as he stormed away from us.

"What's wrong with him?" said I

"Yeah.. He's really mean" said Gold

Suddenly they saw a Police man running towards us. I thought he was part of the Grammar Police, until I realized his clothes are blue. Not black.

"Uhh.. Hello?" said Gold

"Hello, I am looking for a Boy with Red hair." said the Policeman

"Uhh.. He ran off" said Red

"Where to? Listen, He stole a Pokemon from Prof. Elm!" said the Policeman

"What?!" said Gold and Red

"Yeah. Do you know anything about that Red Headed boy? Like a name?" said the Policeman

Arceus then broke out an evil grin

"Why yes officer, I do know the boy's name" said Arceus

"Can you tell me mam?" said the Policeman

"Why, his name is El Poopy!" said Arceus

"El Poopy... Got it!" said the Policeman as he ran off to the same direction, El Poopy went.

"Uhh.. Arceus. You do realize you made that boy get away by giving the Police a fake name?" said I

Arceus grinned at me and said this:

"Fake name?"

"Hahaha! Manage to get away from that fool!" said El Poopy.

He is hiding behind a bush in the city, where the Policeman is trying to find him.

"Now to make sure my Identity Card is still in my wallet" said El Poopy.

He tooked out his Wallet and he saw his Identity Card still inside it

"Phew.. That was- Wait"

He looked closely at his card and then he saw His name has been change to El Poopy.

"Wh-What?! H-H-How!?!?" exclaimed El Poopy.

He then screamed at the sky.

"Ah! There you are!" said the Policeman

"Oh S***!"

El Poopy then ran from the bush and head towards the outskirts of the city

"Hey come back here!" ordered the Policeman, but the boy was too far gone.

"You're a meanie" said Gold

Arceus looked at Gold

"Yes. Yes I am. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Arceus

"Man, I didn't know Arceus could do that" said Red

"She's Arceus! She has the Power to do a lot of things!" I said

"Yeah, like humiliating a teenager" said Red.

"Yeah..." I said

I learned one lesson today.

Drowsee's are weird

"Looks like our boys have finally grown up!"

Back in New Bark Town. In Gold's house, There were two ladies currently chatting among each other, while sitting on the sofa drinking tea. The two ladies are the mothers of Red and Gold

"Do you find it odd, that our husbands are missing?" said Gold's mother

"I know it's weird! I get the feeling his cheating on someone else!" said Red's Mother

"Me too! I think our Husbands are cheating on us!" said Gold's Mother

"How dare they! I scoff at them!" said Red's Mother

"I scoff at them as well!" said Gold's Mother

"Hmph!"

"Hmph!"

BANG!!

Suddenly a flying car appeared!

The car has smashed through the wall and windows. The two mothers were shocked, surprised and afraid. The Car is big and holds two beings. One is a Snorlax with sunglasses and a tux. While the other is a human with a tux and orange-red hair. They looked like they have a rough time.

"Agent Snorlax...." said Knight

"Y-yes?" said Agent Snorlax

"Maybe next time... I should drive" said Knight

"Yeah...." said Agent Snorlax

They Both Fainted, as well as the two mothers

And that's Chapter 3! As you know by now, Agent Knight is based on another Fanfiction Author: Knightfall. Agent Knight is known to be one of the best Coder in the entire world. He is the Master of Codes and Technology. If you need someone to crack open a code or a computer. This Agent is your man. He is also a very good Agent, and knows Karate and is quite intelligent. His full name is Knight Fallington.

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 22nd August 2013 at 6:42 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

For the very least, I got quite a few laughs out of this, I enjoy overreactions and such. XD
But as a personal preference, I think that the main thing you could do is use italics and such your advantage. For some reason, Italics or boldness emphasize the comedy better then a word describing there emotions. It lets the reader...I could almost interpret it in a much funnier way. I've always felt it breaths life into any sort of written fiction. (Sadly, the copying and pasting from fanfiction of my stories removes my italics... >3>...)
Let me copy an example.
""Wait. You want to get your first Pokemons. TODAY?" said Prof. Elm"
I Feel like the today would be better emphasized as italics or bold. While I know bad grammar is kind of being the point sometimes (Not that caps is bad grammar in dialogue...) but ehhh...it just feels funnier. Like you know its exaggerated.

This isn't anything bad really (Its just something I picked up), but I can't tell whether to take this seriously or not. Comedy plots are either short and comical, or long and comical, hiding a serious side. I'm not saying all are like this, but I feel like since chapter 2 was pretty long, I expected something serious...(If the agent stuff was truly serious and not meant to have a joke played, then I simply facepalm at myself and my denseness. XD; )

One final thing, in a story like this, let the dialogue flow. This might be personal preference and thought, but...
Don't have the characters comment on non-serious things. Hell, if you know who's speaking, don't even say "I said or he said, or arcues said". It requires me to stop thinking about the dialogue and start thinking about the character's feelings. While that's not bad in the least, it halfway ruins my enjoyment of the overreactions you gave. I can't get swept up in some of them and I have to force myself to ignore the obvious "I said."

I prefer not to use anything like that if the scene is comical, it feels much more witty, especially if you add italics or boldness (mostly italics).

Though don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the heck out of many things in this. xD

If your job was to get me to laugh and enjoy it, you defiantly did it. Good job :P... I didn't quote things nearly as much because I'm on a tight schuecle...So if you want me to evaluate the jokes themselves, don't hesitate to ask me to. I will when I have time.

Thanks for the review!!! Yeah... I have a problem at making dialogues. Because I wanted people to know who's telling what, but I don't want to always put 'said this' and 'said that' all the time. But yeah! I edited both Chapter 2 and 3 so that the dialogue is better (Maybe). So thanks!

By the way, yes you can evaluate my jokes. So yeah thanks!

Last edited by Dormant; 22nd February 2013 at 11:41 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

"Because, why should we waste our time and money to give you a Pokemon?"

"Yes, you owning a Pokemon is like giving a gun to an insane convict! Trouble I tell you!"

"But, Papa..."

"No, means no! Now get out of my sight! I don't like wasting my time with a troublesome boy like you"

"Papaa... Maaa..."

"Get out!"

The boy was wearing toddler clothes, and went slowly to his room, with tears on his eyes.

"I bet El Poopy stole that Pokemon, is so he could cook it and eat it, naked"

The statement that Arceus had said, caught me and the boys guard off.

"WOW! WHAT A GOOD WAY TO START THE CHAPTER, ARCEUS!!!!" I shouted

"Chapter?" said Gold

"Uhh.. I meant metaphorically! But seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"

"I feel sick..." said Red clutching his stomach

"Pika pi.... Pika pika pi..."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!!?" shouted Arceus at Pikachu

"What did he say?" said Gold

"He said 'Me too... I didn't know Arceus is mad in real life....'"

"Well, at least the Pikachu agrees with me" I said

"I'M NOT MAD!!!! right?...."

"Sure you're not...........yes you are"

"Oh okay.......Hey!! I SAW THAT SIZE ONE TEXT!!!"

"What are you talking about?" said Gold

"She's delusional" I said

"I wonder why she's crazy. If she created the universe, I would say this world will be filled with crazy illogical stuff. You know like, kids owning fire breathing dragons, Cats that can shoot Laser Beams, Creatures that look like eggs except their plants and-Oh." said Red

"Man, its no wonder Pokemons are so weird..." I said

"That actually explains everything..." said Gold

"And yet she doesn't now half of it"

"Ugghh... Can we talk something else? I'm tired of people telling me I'm crazy" said Arceus

"Sure." I said

"Hey, since we have our own Pokemon, I suggest we should train them" said Gold

"Yeah, I agree. Maybe we should head out of the city, and train our Pokemon. And maybe capture other Pokemons as well.." said Red

"Okay, I'm in!"

"Yeah, I want my Koffing to be the best. Besides me of course."

"Arrogant much?"

"I created the universe. I deserve to be arrogant"

"Okay... Whatever, let's go!"

And on that note, We all leave Cherrygrove city and head north towards the new Route.

And I still wonder if the Pokemon world has Bathrooms in it.

"So... You're telling us that you guys are from the International Police?"

"Yep!"

The two mothers and the two Agents, are currently sitting in the living room of Gold's House. That has a big car, sticking out on the wall. The Agents did have a hard time getting out of the car, after they woke up. The mothers healed them up with potions and medi-kits.

"Sorry for your wall Miss, I can assure you the organization will repair your home right away!" said Agent Knight

"Oh it's no big deal! I'm just wondering why there's an Agent and a Snorlax in my house...." said Gold's Mother

"I'm no ordinary Snorlax." Agent Snorlax then took off his sunglasses.

"I'm Lax. Snor,Lax"

"Uh-huh....."

"Still, You haven't answered our questions!" said Red's Mother

The Agents look at each other and sighed.

"Mam. I believe we, are going to be the ones asking the questions." said Agent Knight

"What Questions?" said Gold's Mother

"First off. Do you see anything unusual around the area?" said Agent Knight

"No, not at all" said Red's Mother

"Do you see anyone that is not from here?" said Agent Knight

The mothers look at each other, and began whispering. After a moment, The mother's look back at the Agents.

"Well.... About an hour ago, A man with a black vest and a purple suit came here, with a lady that has this weird bracelets on. She also has weird big shoe-things" said Gold's Mother

"It's that so... Hmm.... Can you tell me more about this, man and women"

"Well..." said Red's Mother. "The man said that, our boys volunteered to help them find their lost items and that he needs our boys to receive their Pokemon. We were Skeptical at first, but the man insisted that we gave him our permission. After much talking, we've agreed to let our boys go on a journey. After all, My Red hasn't gone outside our town for ages. I figure, an adventure would be good for my son."

"And my son as well" added Gold's Mother

"Hmm...... Then what happened?"

"They left, The man thanked us and left. They said that they are going to Prof. Elm's lab" said Red's Mother

"Now that I think about it... I heard loud voices, being raised at the lab as well!" said Gold's Mother

The Chief responded by falling anime style. The Officers however seems to like the idea and began nodding at one another.

"Ugghh...Alright fine." said Chief Thanatos

The Officers cheered and the Grammar Police took off for Cherrygrove City, while on their Pokemon.

Meanwhile at Route 30.....

"Cyndaquil! Use Tackle on that Sentret!"

"Pikachu! Thundershock!"

After 5 minutes or so, We arrived at Route 30 and fought many Wild Pokemon we stumble across. Arceus was at first, a little reluctant but then got over it once her Koffing had beaten a single Rattata. My Ekans is doing good as well.

"Ekans! Bite that Rattata!"

"Koffing! Poison Gas!"

A lot of Rattatas and Sentrets were fainting under our Pokemons. We defeated about 10-15 Wild Pokemons in less than an hour.

"MAN! I never knew being a Pokemon Trainer is so fun!!" said Arceus

"Yeah! My Cyndaquil Rocks!!"

"Pikachu, You're amazing" said Red

The Pikachu rub the back of his head and smiled.

"Ekans is the best! Ekans is the best!" I said

"Hold on a moment!!!" said Arceus. "My Koffing is the best since it is myPokemon. Your Ekans is as powerful as a toddler!"

"Oh Pe-lease! My Ekans can beat up that Pokemon of yours!"

"Hahaha! Don't make me laugh!"

"Don't make ME laugh!"

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Everyone then began looking at Gold, who is pumping his fist up in the air and rooting for us to fight.

"Alright then. Maybe we shouldfight!" said Arceus

"Woah! I hope you meant in a Pokemon battle and not in a realbattle!" said Red

"You worry too much Red Eyes. Of course I challenged him to a Pokemon Battle! I'm not a some Pokemon that repeatedly pick a fight with someone!"

"Well, At least don't call me Red Eyes...."

"Enough Talk! Now is the time to show how good of a trainer I am!" I said

"HA! I'll show you what real power is!" said Arceus

"Gold! You'll be the referee"

"Aye Aye Captain!!" said Gold

"Red you can be the spectator!"

"Okay"

"Are you ready to be Pwnd?" said Arceus

"Nuh uh! I'm ready to kick your butt!" I said

"ARE YOU BEING SEXIST?!?!?!" shouted Arceus

"No! I'm just gloating, thats all!"

"YOU BETTER BE!!! OR ELSE I'LL-"

"Guys! We have a battle here. Remember?" said Gold

"Oh, right. Let's dance!" I said

"Do you know how to dance?" said Arceus

"Do YOU know?"

"..."

"I thought so"

Then our first Trainer battle, is about to begin.

CURSE YOU WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!! THEIR SO ANNOYING!!!!! YAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! So yeah, I hope you enjoy my new chapter!

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 22nd August 2013 at 6:44 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

Bio: Arceus is the creator of the Pokemon world. She(In Actuality, she's an it but she doesn't like being call it so she became a girl) is very powerful and is the longest living Pokemon to have ever existed. She is, not only the creator of the universe, but she is also the creator of Time, Space, Dimensions, Knowledge, Willpower and Emotion(AKA. Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Uxie, Azelf and Mesprit). She doesn't tolerate fools so gladly. One time, A guy gave her cake for her 1000th birthday. Turns out, the cake was a lie. She then Imploded the guy's nose. The guy's name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. That's why he's so ugly. And grumpy. And mean. She also doesn't like it when people don't know who she is, and being insulted. She is obsessed with Cupcakes. And if she sees any other Arceus' she would assume that they're related.

Bio: Gold is an average teenager from New Bark Town. His mother named him Gold, because she likes them. He is a kind and benevolent. He is also good at sports, most notably soccer. He likes all kinds of Pokemons whether their menacing or ugly. He also tends to be stupid sometimes, but in truth he is in fact smart. He's favorite food is Ramen, and he also like cookies as well. Gold hates People who are mean to Pokemon, like Team Rocket. He will do whatever it takes to help people in need. Gold does not fear anything if his friends or innocent lives are at stake. Except of course, Arceus. Gold has a heart of gold. Lol

Bio: Red once lived in Kanto, but due to circumstances he has to move out to Johto. He was once a shy little kid back then, but then he met Gold and the two became best friends. He became more Sociable then before. And prefers not to talk about his eye color. A lot of people thinks that Red is either evil, chaotic, creepy, insane, menacing, sadistic, murderous, or even a freak of nature because of his looks. But in truth, he is not at all evil nor insane. He is actually a nice kid that dislikes mistreatment of any living thing. He is no monster, he's just an average boy.But that doesn't mean he can't be menacing and/or creepy. He can be if he wants to.

Bio: Agent Knight. AKA. Agent 005, is one of the best agents in the Agency. He is ranked number 2 in the Top Ten Agent board. The only person to have ever beat him, is Sherlock Holmes. The detective maybe dead, but hey he's Sherlock Holmes! Agent Knight is a magician among machines. He is able to create a machine that can transform Humans into Pokemon. But his invention was destroyed by Mewtwo. 'Why?' He said to Mewtwo. Mewtwo responded by saying 'Because f*** you that's why'. Mewtwo is such a jerk. Agent Knight was an Agent for 20 years. He owns a special Mansion. The Mansion is special because, it can fly, dance and can also kick people in the face. After all, he DID create the mansion on his own.

Pokemon: Since he is based on Knightfall, his Pokemon is going to be Charmeleon.

Bio: He is the Chief of a Grammar Police Squad. His history is unknown but, it is known that Chief Thanatos is one of the best Chief of the Grammar Police. He is also known to suck the soul of a Bad Author and delivers it to the headquarters. Thanatos, no name is more suitable.

And that's the bios! I will update the bios when the story is progressing. Solve the mystery of the last villain. I might give you a LOLLIPOP!!! Or maybe not....
By the way: Turquoise is the main color of this story. Why? Ehh.. Why not!

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 27th November 2013 at 12:31 PM.
Reason: Updating and Correcting

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

"DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF BAKED FLOUR IN TIN LAYER OF PAPER!!! ALL HAIL THE CUPCAKES!!!!"

Arceus then pulled out a bunch of cupcakes from her coat. The cupcakes are chocolate with a swirly colored fillings on top of them. She began munching them, one by one, by smothering her face with them.

"OM NOM NOM NOM!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!"

"Uhh...." I was speechless

"Wow.... Cupcakes... Who knew she likes cupcakes..." said Gold

Arceus then starts to glare at Gold.

"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!?!!?!?!??!" She shouted

"Nonononononono!" said Gold hastily

"You better not be... OR I'LL JUDGEMENT YOU TO DEATH!!!!!". She then proceeds to smother her face with cupcakes.

The two Agents: Snorlax and Knight, are outside of Prof. Elm's lab. Prof. Elm was surprised to see a big Snorlax and an Agent, in front of his doorstep. He's even more surprised to hear that the Snorlax is an agent as well. The two Agents was then invited to go inside the lab. Agent Snorlax broked the lab's door and made a big hole that has a shape of a walking Snorlax.

"Oops..."

"Oh.. Never mind! I was getting tired of that new fancy 10000$ diamond-made door that I bought yesterday....." said Prof. Elm

"Don't worry, the Agency will pay for the damage." said Agent Knight

"Well.. Do make yourself comfortable! Here, You can sit on the couch if you want to..."

"Sure!" said Agent Snorlax as he walk towards the couch, until Agent Knight stopped him.

"Actually, I think you should sit on the couch. We got some questions for you"

"Uh. What?!" said Prof. Elm

Nevertheless, he followed the Agent's order and sat on the couch.

"Okay, first things first, I-"

"PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I SWEAR, UPON MY SOUL THAT I DID NOT STEAL THAT KID'S BUBBLEGUM!!! IT WAS THE PIDGEY'S FAULT!!!! I EVEN PAID TAX MONEY ON TIME!!!"

"Sir, I was just gonna-"

"AND, I DID MY LAUNDRY TWICE A WEEK!!! I DIDN'T DO FOUR NOR ONCE!!!! I DID IT TWICE!!!!!"

"Sir-"

"I TOOK OUT THE GARBAGE AS WELL!!!!"

"Sir-"

"I GAVE MONEY TO CHARITY!!!"

"Sir-"

"I SELL MY CHATOT KIDNEY'S TO THE NEWTS!!!!!"

"That doesn't even-"

"I EVEN LICK THE SKITTY'S FUR ONE TIME!!! JUST ONE TIME!!! I SWEAR THAT I DIDN-"

"SIR!!!!"

The professor then stopped talking, and started to put his hands on his eyes and cried.

"Get a hold of yourself man!!! We are not here to arrest you!!!" said Agent Knight as he shake the professor's body, trying to snapped him out.

"Y-y-you're not?!"

"NO! We're here to ask some questions! That's it!"

"Oh.... I feel embarassed. Hey, can I have some of your chips?" said Prof. Elm

Agent Knight didn't know what he was talking about, until he saw the Snorlax eating a bunch of Doritos. The Snorlax then glared at the Professor.

"These are not CHIPS!!! They are tortilla chips!!!!!!" Agent Snorlax shouted

"Oh!! Sorry! I didn't know!!"

"Alright Prof. Elm, may I ask a question right now?" said Agent Knight

"Sure!"

"Have you seen the two boys named Red and Gold?" said Agent Knight

"Yeah! I saw them! And hooooweee! Man! I remembered a lot of things that had happened, this morning!" said Prof. Elm

"Can you tell us, what happened?"

Prof. Elm began surveying the room. Then, he let out a sigh.

"Phew... Well let's see...Umm, Well... It began this morning...."

After our fellow Grammar Polices have bought Pringles from 7 Eleven, they then began their flight towards Cherrygrove City. Chief Thanatos is on his Hounchkrow, Officer Janodaya is riding his Flygon. And one Officer is.....riding on a Rhyhorn.... A Hoennian one that is.... Nintendo Logic....

Their flight to the city is not a comfortable one. First, an Officer needed to use the washroom. Second, an Officer nearly fell off his Skarmory. Third, an Officer nearly puked on top of his Drifblim. And lastly, An Officer nearly died of Air Pressure, if not for his Pokemon to descend below the clouds.

Chief Thanatos is really stressed that the Officer might open their cover. But he has other things in mind. He began thinking about something that he never think of, for about 10 years or so. He was thinking about his Subordinate, Janodaya.

Chief Thanatos was the one who found him, and made him an Officer of the Grammar Police. Janodaya isn't a typical Grammar Police. He isn't mean or tough. In fact, he's a nice person. Many people in the Grammar Headquarters thinks he's weak and soft. But Chief Thanatos knows that's not true.

"Oh come on! It's funny! If you do it, It would be hilarious to you instead! And I'll be the one, hitting your head repeately with a bottle of vodka!"

"Okay... I guess you're rig- Wait, why vodka?"

Arceus shrugged "Why not?"

"Huh."

"First she soiled our pants, now she soiled it again!" said Gold

"You peed your pants again?" said Red

"No...."

We then took a step backwards from him.

"Kidding! I was just kidding!!" said Gold as he laugh

"I think we should buy him a diaper" said Arceus

"I told you! I was kidding!"

"I know, I just wanted to buy you a diaper so that I could tell everyone that you're still using a diaper"

"You're...mean"

"Hey! If you think I'm mean, You should see my evil twin brother!"

"Wait. Did you just say...... evil twin brother?" said Red

"Yep! I'm not the only Arceus you know! Indeed, I have a brother. And he is one of the biggest jerk in the entire history of all multiverses!"

"So, what makes him a jerk?" said Gold

"Well. If you must know, he himself made a universe!"

"Yeah?"

"And in his universe, he has his own Pokemon World"

"Really? There are more worlds like ours?!" said Gold

"DUH! And do you know what he does?!"

"What?"

"Well. First, let me tell you a story"

"A story?" said I

"That's right! A story which I like to called 'Predestined'"

"..."

"Wow, your brother is a jerk!" said Red

"I really hate you...." said Gold to Arceus

"Me?! See! I told you he had given me a bad name!" said Arceus

"Say, isn't that story cre- I mean! Told by Brutaka?" I said

"Yep! The one and only!"

"Man, I felt sorry for the character." said Gold

"She should have bought a Starly with a Focus Sash on it, with Endeavor as its move. Heck, Predestined or not. Nothing can beat a Focus Sash Endeavourous Starly!"

Gold then began thinking for a moment. He then looked at Arceus.

"Say, Arceus?"

"Yes?"

"Is everything here, in this universe, Predestined?" said Gold

"Well, if everything we do now, is Predestined. I imagine that either Fate has lost her mind or Everything is predestined by a monkey in a diaper."

"So essentially, no?" said Red

"I didn't say that!" said Arceus. "I mean this adventure could be predestined. But, its either by a Crazy lunatic or a Diaper Monkey"

"Great... I feel very happy hearing that!" said Gold

"Well, you did ask!"

"I think a crazy lady would have made this. A diaper monkey would be making a story about bananas" said Red

"Maybe the Diaper monkey is allergic to bananas?" said Gold

"In that case, I feel sorry for the monkey."

"Is it possible to be allergic to fruit?"

"Maybe the crazy lady is allergic to fruits" said Arceus

"Is that possible?"

Arceus shrugged "Hey, I don't know. I don't know how humans work. In fact, I don't know how I work"

"Neither do we"

"Yep"

Little do the boys and Arceus know, that I am looking at them from behind. With a Crimson red face and steam pouring out of my ears. Since Arceus is basically saying that I am either a mad women or a Diaper monkey.

Sigh....

And that's Chapter 5! The ending is essentially a big shout out for Brutaka's new Fan fic. Predestined. Here is the link@!

By the way, the Arceus in this world and the Arceus in the other fic are not related. Is just that Arceus in this world just thinks that their both related. Since both of them are the same species.

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 22nd August 2013 at 6:47 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

"Oh!! Hahaha! Of course! I've heard of you boys! Prof. Elm kept telling me about you two! And I am personally surprised that Prof. Elm said was true!"

"Let me guess. He talked about my eyes" said Red

"Yep, I'm also surprised to see you own a Pikachu! Some people don't normally used them as a starter! Anyways, come inside! You must be tired of walking across Route 30! My my, I even build my house here, because I couldn't reached my regular house!"

The four of us then walked inside Mr. Pokemon's house. Mr. Pokemon's house is a reasonable size. It has some bookshelves, a big table, a small table with a laptop and an egg on it. There's seemed to be an old man with a lab coat on, sitting besides the big desk.

"Here we are, in my humble aboad! By the way, I would like you to meet-" said Mr. Pokemon

"Mother of Arceus! It's Prof. Oak!" shouted Gold as he saw the old man

"Who? And since when do I- Uh! I mean Arceus have a mother?"

"Ar- I mean, Ariel! This is Prof. Oak! He is one of the greatest Pokemon Researcher EVAR! I always listen to his radio broadcasts!" said Gold. Prof. Oak chuckled.

"Young man! Gold, is it? Well, I like to say that I am flattered by your- OMG your eyes are red"

"Great.... Now one of my favorite talk show host, thinks I'm weird!" said Red

"Pika pi" Pikachu, who is on Red's shoulder, patted Red's head.

"Oh sorry! It's just that-"

"You don't normally see a person with red eyes before? Yeah, I know."

"Actually, I think I know you" said Prof. Oak

"Huh?" said all four of us (Not really me, because I made some of Red's past. I get into more detail later)

"Is your name Red? By any chance?"

"Yes?" said Red with confusion

"Well! You can call me, Uncle Sammy!"

Then Red, suddenly remembered. Gold looked at him and Prof. Oak with wonder.

"You two know each other?!" exclaimed Gold

"Yeah! When Red was living in Pallet Town. I've always played with him and lecture him about Pokemon!"

Indeed, outside of Prof. Elm's lab There is about a 1000 of Lickitung fans waiting outside, holding signs that says: LICKITUNG RULEZ, I LIEK LICKITUNGS, LICK ME LICKYTUNG, I LIKE COOKIES or my favorite ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY LICKER

Agent Snorlax woke up from his nap as he heard a bunch of people screaming. "Lickytung FOREVERZ!" "We love Licky's!!" "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!".

Many lasers was shot through the lab walls, making tiny circular holes appear on the front and back wall of the lab. The Professor and the Agents was trying to avoid the lasers being shot from outside.

But when I turn my head to the left. I saw something that shocked every single one of us.

And now, back to Author's Run

I looked to my left and saw, a round table. The table looks fancy, since it has a marble surface and some gold decorations. But that's not what surprised me. What surprised me is the Three people sitting next to the table, having tea. In fact, one of this people is not even human.

"Guys" I spoke

Arceus, Gold and Red looked at my direction and looked shocked as well.

"What. The. F**k?"

"Hey! I know who that is!" said Gold

He then ran towards the table, as the rest of us followed him.

"Will you please kindly pass the suger cube?" said the not-human person in the middle.

"Sure thing" said a man dressed as a green plumber as he passed a pot filled with suger cubes.

"Bleh! This tea, Is good! What tea is it?" said a pale man wearing a long black cloak with a tuxedo on the inside.

"It's Earl Grey Tea" said the middle figure

"Bleh! I need to get more of this! Bleh!"

"I prefer Jasmine Tea, actually" said the green plumber

The tea sitters then saw Gold running towards them.

"Why, hello there" said the middle figure

"Bleh! It seems we have visitors! Bleh! Bleh!" said the cloaked figure

"Dude, You don't have to say 'Bleh' all the time" said the green figure

"Really! Does Everything that moves and talks, have to say that line?!" complained Red

"Who are you two?" said Arceus

"I am- OMG your eyes are red" said the two figures on either side

"This is so annoying" said Red

"Uhm uhm. Sorry about that, I am-" said the middle figure

"I know who you are!! You're Princess Celestia!!" said Gold

"Wut?" said Arceus and I

"Princess Celestia? You mean that pony princess from My Little Pony?" said Red

"Princess Celestia!" said Gold ignoring Red. "I am a big fan of yours! I've been watching My Little Pony in secret, ever since I was a kid! Can I have your autograph?!" He then pull out his notebook, from his bag. As Arceus and Red stared at Gold with shock.

"Sure thing! By the way, What's your name?" said the pony as she signed Gold's notebook with a hovering pencil.

"My names Gold! This is Red. That's Arceus and that man right there is Dormant!"

Dormant, you just click on their username and a little menu comes up where you can click private massage to pm that person.also my favorite character is arceus/armantinelahondavista, I live how she somehow fails to realize that she its the reason the universe is on crack.

We founded a hotel for us to stay at night. The hotel is called 'Hilton Hotel'. The hotel is tall tower-like structure. The inside of the hotel is beautiful that Arceus was utterlly surprised.

"Wow! This is one heck of a hotel! This is nothing like does motels I keep hearing about!!"

I went to the receptionist and booked a room with four separate beds. I really like this hotel. It prevents me from sleeping with the same bed as Gold, Red and....her. I think Gold is thankful for not having to sleep next to Arceus. Because, that would make one of the biggest disasters in the entire history of the universe. Other than the 'Great Coffee' incident. I'll get back to that in about a Million years. It's a really... bad event.

After I booked the room, we went up the elevator that shows the city outside via glass window.

"Man! Look at the city! It's so beautiful...." said Gold with his eyes sparkling.

"Yeah.... It is. Hey! Is that Starbucks over there?!" said Red

I saw a Starbucks shop near a lake with a bridge leading to the tall tower.

"Yeah? So?" said Arceus curiously

"Oh, I forgot to mention that Red likes to drink coffee. Especially Starbucks coffee" said Gold

"Isn't he too young for coffee" said Arceus

Red looked at Arceus with his eyes burning. He looked very, how-do-I-say-this? Scary. He looked very angry and very malicious that he looked like a madman from hell, that killed a bunch of people each day. Pikachu and Cyndaquil looked petrified.

"Umm..... Arceus... You should not have done that!!!" said Gold frantically

For the first time in my life. I saw Arceus shuddering with fear on her face. She is really scared. Arceus nodded after hearing Red. Then the elevator door opened. And We all went out. Well, Me, Arceus and Gold stuttered our way out.

Red is very scary when his angry.

"Woah!"

That was Gold's reaction when he we entered the room. It seems the beautiful look of the room, shocked three of us back to normal. The room has two separate beds on both sides and there are two big pictures of Ho-Oh and Lugia on either side of the room.

"Human hotels are awesome! I should tell the others about this!" said Arceus

We changed our clothes with our pajamas and laid on the bed. Me and Arceus unleashed our Pokemon and let them socialize with Cyndaquil and Pikachu.

"Koffing, I will allow you to talk with other Pokemons and sleep outside of your Pokeball. But on one condition. Do. Not. Make. A. Single. Gas! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!" said Arceus

Koffing nodded with glee and floated towards Ekans, Cyndaquil and Pikachu, who are currently sitting on a round table near the balcony doors.

"Hey Red? Why don't you let out the new Pokemons that Prof. Oak gave you?" said Gold

"Hmm? Well, I'll let them out tomorrow. I'm quite sleepy to introduce myself. Not to mention I'm still angry about the Professor giving me three stolen Pokemons"

"Pfft.. He doesn't need to worry! Those Kimono Girls have to go through me first!" said Arceus. Pikachu nodded.

"Yeah, but couldn't Red just scare them off just by doing the same thing he did just now?" I said

"Brrr.. Don't remind me! I'll get nightmares!" said Arceus.

"Yeah, Red does that when he's angry. Well it depends. The more angry he is, the more scarier he looks. And he gets really angry if people tried to stop him from drinking coffee." said Gold

"When did this scary thing started?"

"I don't know, But I do remember seeing him traumatizing his mother when she refused to give him more coffee, after he drank hers. Heck, I was traumatized as well, I remembered having nightmares about him being angry. And his mother, Whenever Red tried to talk to her, she would freak out sometimes. Even though he tried apologizing to her."

Silence... for a minute

"Wow, I bet that's the reason you watch My Little Pony" said Arceus

The Pokemons and I laugh while Gold pouted

"I watch it because is fun" mumbled Gold

Then Red, came back from the bathroom and saw us laughing.

"Uhh... Did I miss anything?" he said

"It's-It's nothing really" I said

"Man, I need to go to sleep." yawned Gold

We all laid in our beds and fell asleep, while our Pokemons sleep on the table.

Are we good trainers or what?

Agent Knight and Snorlax reached Cherrygrove City. After they've encountered the Crazy Coffee Man, they went to the Pokemon Center to heal up Prof. Elm's Leg. And their headaches.

"The professor did sustain a lot of damage, Mind telling me what happened?" said Nurse Joy

"Well, The Professor's lab was destroyed by an army of Lickytungs whom, has laser guns. The roof collapsed and the professor broke his leg from the wreckage" said Agent Snorlax

"Oh, You mean that old coot that kept surprising people away? Yeah, a lot of this people come here to see if their sane or not"

"So, what's going to happen to the professor?" said Agent Knight

"Hmm... We'll have to call the Ecruteak City Hospital, because we only heal Pokemons. Not Humans. Be back in a chiff."

Nurse Joy then walked towards a video phone. Agent Knight is looking at the unconscious Prof. Elm that is lying on a moving hospital bed, while Agent Snorlax continues to eat Doritos.

"The Professor is out cold. He might even be in a coma. Man, I may be a master of technology. But I'm not a doctor. Agent Snorlax?" said Agent Knight

"Hmm?" said Agent Snorlax with a handful of Doritos in his mouth.

"I would like you to contact M, we have leads on these ominous suspects. I believe that one of the two suspects, would be our dimentional friend."

"Sure thing, Boss!" Agent Snorlax then took out his phone and began to call M

'Hmm, I wonder if this suspects took the kids from New Bark Town for a reason... And if M statement is true, why would a dimentional traveler come to our world? Is it plotting something? Or it plans to bring its species to this world for an invasion. Hmm...... So much questions, little answers'

Agent Knight ponders in his own thoughts until, Agent Snorlax shakes his shoulder, trying to get his attention.

"What is it?" he said

"It's M! He has a very important news to tell us!" said Agent Snorlax

"What news?"

Agent Snorlax looked around to see if anyone's listening.

"It's about the Wormhole"

The Grammar Polices continue to sleep as the sun sets.

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Yeah, not a big Grammar Police chapter is it? Eh?

"Agent Knight Fallington and Agent Snorlax, May I have a word with you two"

The voice of M emits from Agent Snorlax's phone. The two agents lean closer to the phone.

"Listen, Our scientists has revealed that our dimentional friend is not the only one that came through the wormhole."

"What?!" the two Agent's shouted

"Quite! You might been overheard! Listen carefully. Our top scientist Cutler has said that a huge amount of life has come through the wormhole. He... I mean she...No, uhh.... Whatever! Cutler said that this amount of life came, after the first one teleported."

"So, There's more?!" said Agent Knight disbelievingly

"Yes, but that's not all. Cutler also said that it's probable that, the large amount of life that came to this world"

The Agents lean closer to the phone.

"Is chasing our dimentional friend"

"WHAT?!" they both shouted.

"Silence you fools! I said it's a probability. Though it is very probable"

"So what do we do M?" said Agent Snorlax

M didn't respond to them immediately. After a minute, M spoke.

"Continue pursuing the target. If the large amount of lifeforms reaches our target, we might be in serious trouble. I'll contact Agent Tec Tonical and Agent Bruta Fate to investigate the lifeforms. I think that if they are chasing the target, they would be near New Bark Town. But until then Agents, don't fail us"

"I remembered. The most well-known team in the world. The Agents of Justice. You three were an amazing team! I even look up to you three when I was a novice! Man! This investigation is getting more and more serious, with M bringing out the best!" said Agent Snorlax

"Thank you, and yes. This investigation is going to be one the most hardest investigations in history!"

"Man, I can't believe M gave me the job in the first place! I'm not like the Agents of Justice! I'm just a simple Agent that happens to be a Snorlax!"

"Snorlax, M gave you this mission for a purpose. Too prove yourself to be a worthy Agent! Already, you have proven yourself to be a fine one as well. If it weren't for you, Me and Elm would be crushed by dozens of debris! And as a member of the Agents of Justice. I must say, You are a great Agent."

Agent Snorlax looked at Agent Knight with his eyes sparkling.

"Thank you! Agent Knight!" he said as he bows in a japanese fashion.

"Don't thank me yet, We still have a mission to do!" he said as Nurse Joy came back at the room.

"Thank you for waiting, I've already contacted the hospital and they said they will sent an ambulance here in about 20 minutes. In the meantime, would like to stay here and rest for a while? It's night already and you two looked extreamely tired." said Nurse Joy

"Alright mam, We'll stay here for the night" said Agent Knight

"Okay, but what about the Snorlax?"

"I'll sleep outside. I would love to see the night sky. By the way, why aren't you freaked out by the fact that I'm a talking Snorlax?"

"Puh-Lease! I live in the same town as the old Coot! Do you think that I would be surprised by anything?"

"Oh. That makes sense."

"I don't even know what that words mean, but anyways! Mr. Knight, I'll show you where you would be sleeping. Mr. Snorlax you are free to sleep outside, just don't wake the others up."

"Okay!"

"Thank you Miss Joy. Good night Snorlax. I'll see you in the morning" said Agent Knight

He and Nurse Joy left the room as well a Snorlax.

"Agent Tec. Do you see anything paranormal over there? Over" Beep

"Nothing out of the ordinary here, Bru. I can safely assumed that the Rock Slides are made by a bunch of agitated Onixes. Over" Beep

"Ha ha ha! Sorry Fate, I should have kept my mouth close for a while! Over." Beep.

"Whatever, let's meet back at the entrance, M is giving us a new mission. Over." Beep.

"Really? Shouldn't we tell him that Toujo Falls won't be operational for a while? Over." Beep.

"Later, M said it's really important. He even said that Agent Knight is investigating a part of this big mission that M made. Over." Beep

"Knight Fallington! Dude, M is calling all of us to investigate this mission! Over." Beep.

"Not all together, Agent Knight is currently at Cherrygrove City healing up a wounded professor. Over." Beep.

"Really? What happened? Over." Beep.

"I'll explain more details once we are at the entrance. Over." Beep.

"Alright, I'm coming. Over." Beep.

"Copy that. Over." Beep.

"Do we really need to say Over at the end of our sentence? Over." Beep.

"Just get your butt over here. Over." Beep.

"Sheesh, Don't have to be rude. I'm coming! Over." Beep.

"I think we could stop saying Over now. Over." Beep.

"And yet you're still using it. Over." Beep.

"You too. Over" Beep.

"Over. Over." Beep.

"Over- Oh shut up! Over." Beep.

"Not until you stop saying Over. Over" Beep.

"Fine, I'll tell M that you're not coming! Over." Beep.

"Wait Wait Wait!! Hold your Ponytas! I'm coming! Over" Beep.

"You better be, Because M will throw a chair out of his window if he doesn't contact us. Over." Beep.

"I'm almost there! I can see the light! Over." Beep.

"It's the middle of the night! What kind of light are you seeing?! Over." Beep.

"I think it's the moonlight. Over." Beep.

"Alright. I think I see you. Over." Beep.

"Yep, I can see your shiny white hair with blue streaks. Over." Beep.

"Is that a joke? Over." Beep.

"Nope... Well sort off. But I'm coming out. Over." Beep.

And on that note, Outside of Toujo Falls. An Agent with pale skin and white hair with blue streaks, waits for another Agent to get out of the falls. Sure enough, an Agent with light skin and green hair with yellow streaks, came out of the entrance of the falls.

"Hello, Bru! so what's this mission, M is giving to us?" said Agent Tec

"Don't call me Bru!"

And so, two new Agents have entered the story.

Chapter 8 Finished!!! Haha! New Agents! I think you can guess who inspired these two new Agents. I bet you know the scientist, M keeps talking about. You know? Cutler? But anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 22nd August 2013 at 7:08 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

They say if you press cntrl and W you get to see the programming of a website after making a signature with 3 ws and 8qs
Fanfics I like that are still in production: Author's Run, Pokémon emerald the better version

deh74:THANK YOU!!!! I feel very motivated by your response! Thanks! And what do you mean by Steelix?

Chapter 9: Hotel breaks Dawn DERP

The next morning, I woke to see Red and Gold, wearing their pajama clothes and a towel around their groin, waiting outside the bathroom with their arms crossed. I also saw our Pokemon are still asleep on the round table.

"Arceus!! You've been in the bathroom for too long! Can you please hurry up!?" shouted Gold

"SHADDAP!!! CAN'T YOU WAIT FOR A LADY TO POWDER HER OWN NOSE?!!?" shouted Arceus from inside the bathroom.

"But you've been powdering your nose for like an hour!!"

"SO? Why are you being so impatient?!"

"I'm being patient as hard as I can!! I need to shower as well!!"

"Well I need to look PRETTY!!! SO SHUT UP AND WAIT!!!!............... om nom nom.."

She grabbed Agent Snorlax ,with her arms which are surprisingly very strong, and put him down on a table with his face on it. She then punched the Snorlax's back repeatedly for a few minutes. Then she grabbed the Snorlax's legs and twisted it. She then karate chops the Snorlax's back as if she was cutting a log with her bare hands.

"Uhh... Nurse Joy?"

"Hmm?"

"WTF ARE YOU FREAKING DOING?!?! MY EYES ARE ON FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! AND YOUR GIVING ME THE MOST PAINFUL MASSAGE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!???!"

"Oh, sorry I forgot" she apologized.

"RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"

Agent Snorlax then began to ran towards a nearby bathroom. Smashing through the doors and walls.

"Oh, the Agency isn't going to like this...." said Agent Knight as he sweatdropped.

"Uggghhh"

"Huh? Is that the sun?"

Then every Grammar Police Officers(except Chief Thanatos and Janodaya) eyes are on FFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE EE.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" shouted the Officers

Yep, gonna be a long day.

Red, Gold, Arceus and I left the hotel and went towards the city. We stopped by at Starbucks and bought some coffees. Arceus got a Medium size Hazelnut Frappuccino, Gold has a Chocolate chip one, I've got a Caramel Frappuccino and Red has gotten himself a.....

He has gotten himself a TRENTA SIZED ESPRESSO FRAPPUCCINO. Oh by the way, HE BOUGHT TWO OF THEM. Yeah, He really is a Coffeeholic.

"Red geez. I didn't know you like coffee so much that you've bought two large ones." said Arceus

"What's wrong with that?" said Red

"Uhh, Well you might end up like that Old Geezer back at Cherrygrove City"

Err, I think that steelix was supposed to be snorlax. I was on my phone back when I wrote that so it probably spellchecked it and changed it so steelix. Speaking of snorlax I feel sorry for his eyes that are on FFFFFFIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEE, the grammar popo not so sorry for them. ESPECIALLY the one with the flying Rhyhorn. I could totally see a nurse joy just beating the snore out of a snorelax, and then strangling it with her hair loopey things.
I had an idea, snorlax's eyes could be red now like Red's and arceus could think they're related if they ever meet.

Yay, page 2!

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Hey, you! Yeah, you! No, not you in front, you there who likes pokémon. Do you like the animé? Do you ever think you'd like to use pokémon and battle like they do in the show?
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Come say hello in our Time Out thread and we'll get you started on a wonderful adventure. Training pokémon, fighting Gym Leaders, maybe even catching a Legendary pokémon? The choice is yours!

deh74: Oh now I get it! Sort off... You need to be careful my friend. Grammar Police might come and get you. Anyways, Glad you like(and dislike) some characters! Agent Snorlax's eyes and everyone else's eyes in fact, will still be the same. The fire thing won't change the character's appearence, Sorry. But yeah! Page 2! Woo!!

Now back to FFFFFIII- Oh I mean Author's Run
We've arrived at the tall creaking Tower. The Tower has statues of Bellsprouts and is filled with Monks. The tower looks like a Japanese Temples stack on each other, being held by a big stick. It looks like a Temple Kebab.

"So, that's the Sprout Tower." said Red

"Say Red, Shouldn't you introduce your new Pokemon to us? You know? The Pokemon that Prof. Oak gave you?" said Arceus

"Huh? Oh yeah, Now I remembered. I can't believe that guy. Giving me three stolen Pokemon...."

Red mumbled on but nevertheless, he unleashed his Three Starter Pokemon. A Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Charmander. Yep, a full set.

"Hello, My name is Red. I am your new Trainer" introduced Red

All of the three starters looked at Red and jumped backwards. The Bulbasaur ran at the back of the Squirtle, thinking Red might eat her or something. The three of them said somethings.

"They said-"

"Yeah I know. They said 'OMG your eyes are red' didn't they?"

"Umm yep."

Red looked at the three starters again. The Bulbasaur is frightened by Red's eyes.

"Hey, you don't have to be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you." said Red

"Pika. Pikachu!" said Pikachu to the three starters.

"Pikachu is telling them to not be afraid of Red. Or should I say the Bulbasaur" said Arceus to us

The Bulbasaur stopped hiding behind the Squirtle and looked at his trainer. The other two followed.

"Uhh yeah, This is Pikachu. He's my starter. These guys here are my friends. This is Gold, my best friend. That's Dormant. And that lady over there is Arceus" said Red

The starters startled when Red said the last line. They looked at Arceus to see if it's true. The Charmander speaks.

"Oh, he said I should prove it!" said Arceus

"And how are you going to do that?" said Gold

"I don't know. Like THIS!!!"

She then unleashed a Hyper Beam at the sky above her. The Three Starters saw the Hyper Beam and looked at Arceus with awe. They then bow to her.

"Man, It feels good to have someone bowing to you!" said Arceus

"Arceus! What if people saw that?!" said Gold

"Meh, The universe is on Crack for whatever reason. Come on lets go"

She then entered the Tower. Red recalled his three Pokemon and The rest of us went in the Tower. The Tower has a wooden floor, Statues of Bellsprouts, and a creaking moving pillar in the middle. We saw a bald monk next to a ladder. We all approached him.

"Welcome to Sprout Tower. Here we will test your bond between you and your Pokemon! Are you here to train?" said the Monk

"Yep!" said Gold

"Great! Hey wait, Is that boy drinking Coffee?" said the Monk. He pointed at Red who is drinking his Giant Cup of Coffee from last Chapter. He seemed to be agitated.

"Y-yes"

"Isn't he-"

"Shut up" said Arceus

"But-"

"If you value your life then shut up"

"Umm... Okaaayy.... Well up this ladder you will meet your first challenge! Good luck!" said the Monk

We then climbed up the ladder one by one. But when Red touched the ladder, the monk spoke.

"OMG your eyes are red."

The second Floor has a hallway that leads to the left corner at the end.

"Man! I don't know why. But I feel so pumped this morning!" said Arceus

"Is it because of the coffee you had just now?" I said

"Well it's possible. I don't know how Human Coffee works."

We've reached at the end of the hallway, and on the left we saw another Monk guarding a Ladder.

"Not so Fast! Specimens of Arceus! I am a human with no hair. I AM EDMOND!!!!!!!! If you wish to climb the vertical stair you must attack and win against my legion of Powerful Creatures! Face me!"

The monk then got in a stance and did a 'COME AT ME BRO' sign.

"What did you say?" said Arceus

"Jeez did you have to shout your name out loud?!" said Gold

"Face me!"

"Which one?" I said

"All of you!"

"Are you serious?"

"Yes! Now Face me!"

We all looked at each other and nodded.

"Alright, fine have it your way! Go! Ekans!" I said as I unleashed my Snake

"Go! Koffing!

"Pikachu! It's time to battle!"

"Cyndaquil! Lets show him who's boss!"

All of our unleashed Pokemon looked at the Monk to see what Pokemon he has to offer.

"Haha! Go my legion! Destroy this Creatures!"

He then unleashed three Bellsprouts. One of the Bellsprout did a 'COME AT ME BRO' gesture.

"What are... those?" said Arceus

"Bellsprouts. They're Grass Poison-Type." I said

"Well at least they can't poison our Pokemon"

"Bellsprouts! Vine Whip them!"

The Bellsprouts extended their vines, preparing to whip our Pokemon

"Cyndaquil! Use Ember!"

The Cyndaquil breath flames at the Bellsprouts. All of them got hit by the flames.

"Drat! Bellsprout! Vine Whip that Cyndaquil!"

"Koffing! Tackle that Bell-thingy!"

The Koffing tackled the Bellsprout to the ground, preventing it from initiating it's attack.

"Ekans! Bite!"

The Ekans leaped and bit one of the other Bellsprout.

"Bellsprout! Stun Spore that Ekans! Bellsprout! Vine Whip that Koffing out of the way!"

"No if I can help it! Pikachu use Thundershock!"

The Pikachu shot thunder at the Bellsprout. Unfortunately, the Bellsprout managed to hit the Koffing with it's vines. The Ekans stopped biting the other Bellsprout but the Bellsprout released it's stunning spores at my snake.

"Haha! Your Ekans is now Paralyzed! Now Bellsprout! Vine Whip that Ekans. Bellsprouts! Vine Whip that Pikachu and Cyndaquil!"

But then something happened. My Ekans shed his skin and is no longer paralyzed.

"What!?"

The Ekans dodged the Vine Whip and bite the Bellsprout without my command. The Pikachu and Cyndaquil dodged the Vine Whips as well.

"Now Cyndaquil! Ember!"

The Cyndaquil breath flames at two Bellsprouts. The Bellsprouts fainted.

"So!?!?! You have beaten my two Bellsprouts!? Hoho! But my last Bellsprout is the strongest of them all! You have no chance on defeating my Bellsprout!! HAHAHAHA!!" gloated the monk.

Suddenly, a wind blew throughout the tower. And the Bellsprout fainted.

Sure enough, he's changing all right. We all watch in horror to see the monk changing into a fat pink thing which I not know off. Then his true form is revealed. He is a Giant pink hippopotamus with a top hat.

"You see what I've become?!" said the Creature with an evil grandmother voice. "You puny humans!! Look at what you did to me!! Now I must eat you! Alive. Then I will eat this entire city!! Then, this entire region! You fools have unleashed a cataclysm to all utopias!! Prepare to DIE!!!"

The Creature then ran at us with it's horrible mouth opened, and farting like no tomorrow. Then, It farted so much that it's butt exploded. The explosion is massive and has destroyed the Tower floor's inner wall as well as almost all of the floor itself. The explosion also seemed to reduced the Creature to ashes. Thankfully the ladder, pillar and us are still intact. I begin to wonder why the explosion didn't destroy the tower.

Pikachu and Cyndaquil are rubbing on their heads with utter confusion.

Ekans and Koffing fainted due to the amount of illogicallness.

"Ugghh.. You know what. Screw it! I'm here to train my Pokemon! Not to have my mind explode!" Arceus said

She then began to climb up the ladder

"Come on! Lets get going!"

We then followed here lead and ascend to the next floor.

Agent Snorlax managed to dossed off the flames from his eyes. After he destroyed many walls and doors that is. Agent Knight apologized to Nurse Joy and contacted the Agency to repair the damage, made by Agent Snorlax.

"Sorry Agent Knight. Look The sun got in my eyes and it hurts" said Agent Snorlax

"Snorlax. What are we going to do to you? You keep destroying things!" said Agent Knight

The Agents are currently walking through Route 30, talking about the past events that have unfolded.

"Man, this route is long!"

"Meh, Try Toujo Falls. It's the longest Route ever."

"Well, I hope I don't have to go through that then."

"Hmm.."

The Agents walked past Mr. Pokemon's House and continue forward.

The Grammar Police is up and ready. That is, if they can remember to walk.

"Uhh, Sir. Why is the sky blue?" said an Officer

"Blue? I thought it was yellow!"

"Obviously it's magenta!"

"Are you colorblind man?! The sky is obviously Zapdos!"

"Zapdos?! That's not a color! That's a Pokemon!!"

"I think the flowers are the offspring of a giant Sperm Whale."

"Ugghhh...."

Chief Thanatos is getting tired of the stupidity. He is currently sitting on a rock, waiting for Janodaya and his Gallade to fix the brains of his Officers. Janodaya said that the process will take about 3 hours. Normally, Chief Thanatos would let it slide but if the Officers weren't so stupid to the point that they couldn't even walk, made Chief Thanatos desperate.

"Alright Janodaya, How long do we have left?"

"Uhh, about 2 hours and 30 minutes sir." replied Officer Janodaya

"Ugghhh... Looks like we're falling behind..."

"Maybe, we should fly up to Azalea Town sir? That way, we can trap Dormant and arrest him!"

"The problem with that plan Janodaya, is that if Dormant arrives at the town wouldn't he notice us?"

"Hmm... Maybe we should make an ambush or something"

"Well.. I suppose so my friend. But we need to make our ambush stealthy. And I don't think any of us are stealthy."

Janodaya ponders to this and nodded.

"I suppose so sir. But it wouldn't hurt to try? sir."

"Well I suppose so."

And on that moment, an Officer farted!

Yeah!! I'm on fire!! Woo!!! Chapter 10! DONE!!! 10 Chapters! 10 chapters of LUNACY!!! LUNACY I SAY!!!! LUNACY!!! By the way, My laptop reseted and made me lose my work! Luckily I remembered some of it, or else this chapter will be totally different!

So Dormant signing off..

Last edited by Dormant; 22nd August 2013 at 7:10 AM.

One Author, One Creator and Two boys. Set in Johto. Where everything is not what it seems. For they must flee from the group called the Grammar Police. And saved the World from an unknown threat.

The Hoothoot managed to put Cyndaquil to sleep before she could even attack. The Pikachu evaded the Vines and smack his tail at a Bellsprout.

"Cyndaquil! WAKE UP!!" shouted Gold

"Pikachu! Thundershock that bird!"

"Ekans! Bite a Bellsprout!"

"Koffing! Poison Gas the Round thing!"

"Bellsprouts! Guard Hoothoot!"

The Bellsprouts went infront of Hoothoot to defend it. The Bellsprouts ended up being electrocuted and one of them got bitten by the Ekans. The Koffing surrounded the Bellsprouts and the Hoothoot with poisonous gas. Though the Bellsprouts are unaffected, the Hoothoot ended up being poisoned.

The Bellsprouts missed the Koffing and both of them got hit by a Tackle and a Tail Whip made by Koffing and Pikachu. The Hoothoot leaped up in the air to peck on Cyndaquil's Head. But my Ekans barrage a bunch of Poison Stings at the bird, causing it to crash land on the floor. All of them fainted.

"Yes!!" said Arceus

"Excellent work Ekans!" I said

"You too Pikachu"

"Pika pii!"

The Cyndaquil then woke up and saw the enemy's Pokemon have fainted.

"Well Cyndaquil, even though you were asleep. You still rock." said Gold

The Cyndaquil jumped with happiness.

"Hoho!!! You have defeated me! Very well! And you have shown that you are bonded with your Pokemon very well as well well. WELL!!!!" shouted the Elder

"Yeah, so can we have the Emerald please?" said Gold

"Sure! Take this TM as well. It will be a very important one." said the Elder

He then gave Gold, the TM and the Chaos Emerald.

WE'VE GOT A CHAOS EMERALD!

Screen cuts black.

And so our heroes have achieve a new Chaos Emerald and is on their way to collect six more. Gold is excited to go to the Violet City Gym, but Dormant tells Gold that their Pokemon needs to heal first. Red is still drinking his overlarge coffee and Arceus is figuring out why Escape Ropes work like that. In the end she decided it's Nintendo Logic.

Will our heroes collect all of the Chaos Emeralds? Will Gold achieve all of the Johto Gym badge? And will Arceus get used to the craziness that she has made?

And what of the Grammar Police and the Agents?

Well first. One must look backwards to know the answer.

My name's Princess Celestia and I'll bid thee farewell. For now.

"..."

"Mama?"

"What now?!"

"Where are we going?"

"..."

"Mama?"

"Be quite child!"

"..."

Agent Knight and Snorlax arrived at Violet City. The City's pedestrians stared at the two Agents as they walked by. They were mostly staring at Agent Snorlax because heck, His a freaking Snorlax in a tux!

"Uhh... Knight? I think those girls over there are waving at you" said Agent Snorlax as he points at a group of schoolgirls waving at Agent Knight.

"Yeah, that happens. Say, this place has a school right?"

"Uhh.. I think so..."

"Well, Maybe we should investigate overthere. Since every kid in the Johto region goes to Violet City's school, it is likely we will meet our target at the school." said Agent Knight

"Oka- Wait what?!"said Agent Snorlax

"What?"

"Do you mean to say that EVERY single kid in this entire region, comes to this city's school?!"

"Of course, Every region has only one school"

"Mewha?!?!"

"Yeah, shocking. Come on let's find the school."

"Aww... I don't want to go to school...." said Agent Snorlax

"Wait, you go to school?"

"No, but I've heard about school. And they said it's worse than Hell"

"Heh, I bet these people didn't go to college." said Agent Knight chuckling

"They said College is as bad as a Lickytung procreating with a Zubat and a Bidoof"

"Ooooh.. That's true...."

The Agents then began walking in the direction of walking students.

An hour an a half later....

"Alright, Gallade has fixed everyone's brain pattern. All we have to do is wait until their brains starts to repair itself sir." said Officer Janodaya

"And how long will that take?" said Chief Thanatos

"Mmm... Gallade?"

Janodaya's Gallade looked at his trainer.

"He said, about an hour or so sir." said Officer Janodaya

"We can't wait for another hour!! If we wait any longer, we'll loose Dormant's trail!!"

"But sir, The Officers-"

"Yes yes I know. But we got no time! I bet my mustache that Dormant is at Violet City right now!"

A giant pink hippopotamus...Lulz. Still loVing this with a burning potato, keep up with the awesomeness.

Hey, you! Yeah, you! No, not you in front, you there who likes pokémon. Do you like the animé? Do you ever think you'd like to use pokémon and battle like they do in the show?
Look no further than the Pokémon AniméStyleBattlingLeague!
Come say hello in our Time Out thread and we'll get you started on a wonderful adventure. Training pokémon, fighting Gym Leaders, maybe even catching a Legendary pokémon? The choice is yours!

Anyways, I really do like Arceus's personality (and now that I think about it, it does slightly remind me of Grovyle). I am *slightly* embarrassed by this, but including some of the jokes, I think Arceus is my *pause for dramatic effect* evil twin of the Pokémon world! XD Not kidding, though...

I would do a more detailed review, but as I'm typing my dinner is getting cold