Second, and more importantly, David Stern must be fuming in his regeneration chambermountain fortress office. (Pay no attention to the red phone on his desk.) This ad campaign is the most blatant tempting of fate since the ill-fated Dan vs. Dave Reebok ad campaign.

It took years for Reebok to recover from this and they have never really been the same since. Commish, when you get a Nuggets-Magic finals in two weeks you know where to place the blame. Oh wait….never mind.

If things start looking bad next week for the Lakers and Cavs don't be surprised if this guy mysteriously "breaks out" of prison.