Tea Leoni does the bikini thing

Anyone remember Tea Leoni? Her last movie was Fun With Dick and Jane with Jim Carrey. She used to be synonymous with skinny. Not anymore it seems. Her upper body looks a little funky these days. I can’t call it fat because there isn’t a belly or loose skin. It’s more like she’s gearing up for a career as a linebacker. Or maybe I’m just blind. That could explain a lot. Like how Angelina Jolie ended up tied to my bed. What a terrible mistake. A terribly sexy mistake. Oops, how did my penis get in there? Damn my nearsightedness.