Finally, a Cialis pill for New England Patriots players with deflated balls.

Symptoms of deflated balls include disappointing America.

This parody video comes to you via the Pittsburgh-based sports humor blog Benstonium. If anger about the Patriots' empty-balls scandal lasts for more than four hours, consider calling a Colts fan who will join you in hating them.

If you haven't heard yet, the Patriots were caught cheating...again...when at least 11 of the 12 balls they used in their AFC championship win over the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday were found to be illegally deflated. Footballs are supposed to contain between 12.5 and 13.5 pounds of pressurized air, but the Patriots' balls were on average two pounds underweight, which gave QB Tom Brady a lot more oomph in his passes. This was noted by Colts safety Mike Adams, who intercepted two passes and gave both balls to the Colts' equipment manager on the suspicion that they had been tampered with. Patriots manager Bill Bellichick, a man nobody likes even if they root for his team, defended himself by claiming to be totally clueless and bad at his job.