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See, the beautiful opportunity here is that Marron has absolutely no idea what the fuck BlazBlue is, and she's being played by a person who has absolutely no knowledge of the series. So we're just gonna hafta go through this shit one step at a time.

Marron nodded towards Eruna, soaking up her instructions and vowing not to fail her, before turning her attention back to the screen. The controller made a few clicking noises as she fiddled with the controls (oh dear, it seems her stubby claws aren't the best for navigating controllers..), and, same as Rozzy, she began looking through the characters.

Wow. Waw. Waow. There's a lot of pretty girls (and titty) in this game. With someone as clueless as Marron picking, this means it's up to the most important criteria for character selection: who's the cutest?

Though Rozzy never actually confirmed her choice so the game just did it for her after time ran out! Enjoy being stuck as some magic loli girl with a huge staff while Marron is being a beast born from tar and nightmares. Let's also just say these dorks defaulted to the letting the game automatically pick the stage to fight on and what music to fight to.

Anyways have some fancy loading screen and intro sequence as the game starts up! Have fun figuring out the controls, you two. Eruna will be over here watching, because so far the fucking water hasn't boiled. Honestly, it takes longer to boil the water than it does to make the ramen!

...Maybe she should do some of those dishes too. She does have two clean bowls left at least...

But watching two normies play high skill video games was also just too fun to pass up!

Marron was going to be playing the role of 'the ruthless one' here, she wasn't gonna go her normal route and, like, let Rozzy win or anything. However, her 'ruthlessness' didn't really translate well, as she, like iceghost, began just mashing the shit out of those buttons.

Aha! AHA! Just as ruthlessly as she intended, Marron really goofed up Rozzy! Boy howdy, this Quilladin really WAS good at video games! Take that, ice spectre! Though, Marron's UTTER RUTHLESSNESS only translated to the gameplay, as she turned to face Rozzy (ignoring the fact that the second round had begun) and said, with a warm smile, "You did very good, Rosalina! It is fun playing this video game with you!"

Man, if these two beat each other up this quickly, they'll be going through like 3-4 rounds before the ramen is done!

Marron might be getting away with button mashing and spamming grotesque otherworldly bugs and critters while smacking Rozzy's loli girl with black sludge, but Rozzy... Rozzy was learning! Turns out the ghost's character could summon a random weapon with a press of the D button, and then said D button would have new attacks based on what weapon was currently equipped, though uses for each weapon varied before having to snag a new one. The nut was gonna need to adapt if they wanted to survive!

...Wonder how long it would take for either of them to realize moving the analog stick in clockwise/counter-clockwise half-circle and quarter-circle motions would lead to cool special attacks? How long would it take for them to learn holding the stick to move back will actually cause them to block the other's attacks?