Ok well about me...I am 18, and I am currently in college. I am between majors (Chemistry and English) and if you want to know more about me just message me. To you, my name is John Locke (the philosopher and also the man on Lost.)

Fandoms include: Nightwing, Teen Titans (both cartoon and comic), MASH, House, Fullmetal Alchemist, HP, JLA/JLU, and LotR. More are included but yeah... thats enough.I have a lot of stories that need to be finished, most importantly is More Than a Fire Hazard because I've been getting badgered to finish that one. I promise one day I will actually get around to finishing something.

“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)

There is no other word for their twisted sort of fate that leads them together besides perverse. The Bat's worst enemy and sidekick slash son are more than starcrossed lovers. TimJoker. Mature themes and more. Slashtastic drabbles.

Two years after the Korean war ended, and nearly five years since Trapper left his side, Hawkeye finds Trapper at his doorstep. When his old friend comes to visit him for the first time, he doesn't know how to react.

Roy gives a speech that Edward needs to listen to, but he doesn't. It is up to the flame to make him understand it completely. 'To say that love is not needed to live a life to its fullest extent may be a contradiction in its highest form.'

Maes Hughes can say that he loves Roy Mustang, though he wishes that Roy would admit it back. He needs much more than physical reassurance. Rated for minor violence and sexual situations. Part one of two.

In a world full of science, and scientists what other laws apply besides those pertaining to subjects of that matter? Riza Hawkeye's life seems to be centered around the poignant principle of 'Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong'.

Edward is exhausted from the amount of pointless missions Colonel Roy Mustang sends him on, and is suffering from lack of sleep. When he inadvertantly falls asleep in the middle of the Central HQ building, he becomes more than a fire hazard. EdxRoy

Annoying habits aren't hard to comeby when forced to work with one Roy Mustang. Neither is it hard to pick up these said annoying habits as Edward knows all too well. [Let this be known, I should never have coffee again.]

War is a tiring period of time in which little time is left for people to rest. But rare things do come to good people. A small amount of time has been graciously granted to Remus Lupin and Bill Weasley in which an intense discussion ensues. Mild Spoilers

Frodo Baggins may have been chosen as the ring bearer, but Samwise Gamgee chose himself to be the bearer of Frodo. Incomprehensible devotion shown through strength and courage. The edge of Mount Doom brings forth a heartwrenching breakdown. Slightly AU

Graphic detail of a certain transformation. Share the experience of passing on the gifts bestowed on those foolish enough to wander out into the dark unawares. The thirst for duty has finally been quenched.

What was Albus Dumbledore really thinking when he made James Potter Head Boy? No one really knows, but here are the thoughts of some characters affected by the decision. Rated for Drug mentions and Swearing.

Watch the Hogwartsgang put up with a new subject...Taught by someone the all hate.... rating will go up for future chapters.... may be on hiatus.... need inspiration.. seeing as the class was now two years ago...