We’re finally here. It’s the end of 2013 and with it the end of another fun (read torture) filled year of IIMA’s existence. Now, there are two ways of looking at 2014.

One: it will be different. Two: Thank God you weren’t stupid enough to be thinking one.

Eloquence has also had a very eventful year and we’ve decided that we’ll help our friends in the New Year (as we’ve done all year) by getting them off to a good, motivated start!

So, this week’s Monday Masti looks forward to 2014. Specifically, what will (read should) these elements of the WIMWI community be doing in 2014? We’ve sent our field reporters roving and here’s what they’ve mustered:

WIMWI New Year Resolutions

1. PGP Office

We were too mean last year- less quizzes. Also, let’s make them easier, shorter and not keep one every Friday to murder weekend joy. LOL JK, we had the same resolution last year! We’re awesome.

2. Tuchchas

I shall handle Placecom better this time. I will not cry. I will not cry. I. Will. Not. Cry.

3. Old Placecom

Okay, two months more. We will get out without making more enemies.

4. New Placecom

We’ll be different than the old Placecom. LOL JK, we’re also pure evil.

5. CultComm

We’ll get people to attend our events. And make them feel happy about it. Really.

6. Media Cell

We will stop people from writing anything, anywhere ever about anything or anyone who has ever, is or may ever set foot on this campus and be very, very uncool about how we do it. Also, we will print a magazine and read it ourselves because, well, nobody else does. We also have a blog which we will try to tell people about. Maybe.

7. SAC

We will try to gain credibility on campus. LOL JK, we’re the SAC we do what we want.

8. Eloquence

Apologize to everyone for this Monday Masti. Take (it) in the right “spirit” and forget about it…..:P.