Dark Horizons had an update on ?Jurassic Park 4?, which apparently cast and crew have been saying is going to be fantastic ? best thing since sliced bread, Pauly Shore leaving the industry, Leonardo Di Caprio leaving ?American Psycho? et al. You get the picture.

?All these rumors about Jurassic Park 4 are false?, a scooper tells the site. ?They are retooling the script (out to big name doctors right now) But here's the worst part... All this talk about this 'brilliant' idea, well... I cannot begin to tell you how bad his idea is...The government has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes. I am not kidding!'.

Funny, wasn?t Sam Neill one of the guys talking about how good this sequel is going to be? Suppose that makes sense ? next to ?Memoirs of an Invisible Man? or ?Perfect Strangers?, even the clunkiest ?Jurassic Park? story would read good.

Courtesy of MovieHole

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