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It has been a long time since I was able to post here and recently was encouraged to start posting again. I will start by posting a video for those who are battle weary from the spiritual onslaught going on during these last days. Be encouraged, replenished, and comforted… you are not alone.

Too many merely accept the Word on the surface. They pick and choose this verse or that and build their doctrine out of it. One instance for example is that in regard to adultery. God’s Word says that you should not commit adultery; wherefore, those who have not slept with someone outside of their […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 6 Positive Practices and the Danger Zone Positive Practices Philippians 2:14 (KJV) “Do all things without murmurings (grumbling) and disputings” Have you ever found yourself making an effort to go out of your way for someone only to find that they respond without […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 5 Dare to be Different The Post-It Challenge Jeremiah 29:11 (KJV) “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil (calamity), to give you an expected end (a future and a hope).” Isaiah 55:11-12 (KJV) “So shall My […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 4 Self Control and Thoughtfulness Self Control James 1:19-20 (KJV) “Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath: For the wrath of man worketh not (does not produce) the righteousness of God.” Many times in our human relationships, we find […]

40 Day Challenge Day 3 Introspection and Unselfish Love Biblical Wife Jeremiah 17:10 (KJV) “I the LORD search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.” Though this first section is specifically subtitled “Biblical Wife”, we all who […]

40 Days of Challenge Day 2 Introspection and Kindness Childhood Proverbs 9:10 (KJV) “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.” Our childhood experiences, especially in the family, greatly affect how we view and respond within our adult relationships. Though the process of maturing […]

40 Days of Change Day 1 Expectations and Patience 1 Corinthians 13:4-8b (KJV) “Charity (love) suffereth long, and is kind; charity (love) envieth not; charity (love) vaunteth (boasts) not itself, is not puffed up, Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but […]

I am writing this in regard to the recent outcome of the Casey Anthony trial (Story Here). As many of you know, she was found not guilty other than of lying to a police officer in the death of her daughter. Well, I wanted to share some perspective on this. Many have very heightened emotions […]

I was doing some research on Israel’s Anniversaries and came across something that may be of significance. Now, before I go any further, please understand that I am NOT predicting ANYTHING… I am merely pointing out an interesting bit of research that I think is significant enough to share for your consideration. Okay, here goes… […]

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Funniest Tweets – 2nd Edition

Funny Tweets make me laugh… and since laughter is the best medicine, I wanted to share with you some of the funniest Tweets I’ve seen on Twitter. This is my 2nd edition. If you haven’t seen the first edition, you can do so by clicking Funniest Tweets I’ve Seen On Twitter… So Far.

I highly recommend that you follow these individuals. To do so, just click on their Twitter name and it will take you right to their Twitter account.

Enjoy the laughs and by all means, if you have an “Funny Tweets” that you have saved in your favorites, just post them in the comments section and I will upload them into this post, giving you credit and making their Twitter names clickable.

@brooksbaynebest part of valentine’s day being over is no more vermont teddy bear commercials. #fail

@DennisFMaloneyA man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. – Rhonda Hansome

@DennisFMaloney“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”
—Unknown

This is so funny… my wife Alison “Truthoughts” has a friend from Jr.High/Highschool, on Facebook, that has a great sense of humor. He posted this hilarious pic on his Facebook account. You can find Bryan Turner on Facebook by clicking his name.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get
how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s absolutely
no way, paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to
magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?
Why, the heck, can’t paper do this to people? Why
aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they take notes in
class? I’ll tell you why! Because paper can’t beat
anybody. A rock would tear that stuff up in 2
seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always
choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have
beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the
face with my already clenched fist and say, oops,
I’m sorry, I thought your paper would protect you.

You may have already read this in it original form. I took the liberty of cleaning up the foul language. I would like to thank MuseVox for showing this to me on her Stumble Upon blog. I don’t think it needs the harsh language (including the F-bomb) to be hillarious, however, if you would like to read the original post, you can find it here:

For the ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS (aka Roshambo) enthusiast, this story may seem to make a mockery of your favorite game. No worries, there is hope, and support (including RPS Tournaments) out there for you. Check out this site:

This is a video montage of our newly arrived baby kittens. They are absolutely adorable. Enjoy!

If you haven’t been following this story, you can catch up by reading about the stray cat, now affectionately known as Mieshka, who showed up on our door step… pregnant, by clicking here: Mieshka’s Story. We had no idea that she was carrying baby kittens when we took her in. What a surprise.

The video montage of the baby kittens is set to the tune of “My Funny Valentine” performed by Matt Damon.

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This site is my lighter side. My chance to unwind and unleash the comedian in me. What you won't find here is anything crass, course, hairy or scary. Just clean humor with the occasional musing from my mind or my wife's (See Funny Wife-isms).

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