What's wrong with this picture of PS3 promotional bliss?

So, those poor Australians not only have to deal with their toilet water flushing counter-clockwise, but a way-late release date for Sony's new-gen PS3 console: March 23rd, just like those poor European saps. Luckily they've got some snazzy display models to ogle, right? Not so much. A closer look at this seemingly innocuous scene reveals horrible secrets, too terrible to reveal even before the post break! (Seriously, keep reading, it gets better.)