My crows are sometimes under sometimes in and sometimes above the clouds but they're ALWAYS screaming at each other. I call them my crows because my property is their home base but they don't RESPECT my property or me!

Crows are my friends. I like them, I watch them, but have stopped short of naming them. Russell Crow, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddley, Hume Crow-nyn, Gregory Peck, while all good names I would be emulating my personal hero Homer Simpson if I did that. So I won't.

And Spinnerman, con tutto il respetto, you best smile when you say that, you dago greaseball. .