"You know, Kathryn, we're going to be down here for the rest of our lives, and I'm going to get this out in the open. That bun of yours drives me wild and your smoker's rasp of a voice is like the singing of angels."

Janeway: Did you bury the body or did I?
Seven: I'm not sure...
Janeway: Let's just hope the crew buys into the tragic transporter accident of Harry Kim.Tom: Doc if it weren't for the moustache you would look like Hitler.

Q Junior: "So how did you know the captain would pick your Kindle over all the others she got for her Birthday?"Icheb: "Knowing I may face competition from the rest of the crew I took the precaution of preloading my gift with Fifty Shades of Grey!"

Seven: This is most irregular.
Janeway: Quiet! Slaves have to be kept in a constant state of fear. Do you remember the plan?
Seven: I am to enter Ensign Kim's quarters from the air vent and attempt to seduce him.
Janeway: (evil laugh) Nothing scares Harry more than a real woman. Now where's the holocamera?

Doctor: You thumb fingered oaf of a pilot! This is not the colonoscopy probe.
Paris: Relax doc, this is the best chance you'll have to get into Seven's pants.

The new Trek series The Young and the Qless was not a popular hit among sci-fi fans. However it did find a surprising cult following among daytime TV viewers.

Tom Paris: Flipping the bird faster than the eye can see since 2370.

Janeway: -yawn- Gentlemen... welcome to the semi-finals for the most annoying cast member on Voyager. You may commence your battle and the winner faces Neelix tommorow... now stay out of my way.

Investigation into the life-support failure on deck six turned up several discarded gin bottles stuffed into the atmospheric scrubbers. Simultaneously, Janeway and Seven began to recall the previous night's activities...