Guys, it's my 1/4 birthday today and everybody in the office is pretending like they don't know or care, for some reason. Meanwhile, some girl named Sarah over in Data just got engaged and everybody is making a big deal about it. It's like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Guess I'll have to treat myself to a present. It's gonna be The Moosejaw Men's Hot Blooded Thermal LS Tee. It's sleek, soft, sophisticated, and a solid. The 4 s's of good shirt design. You'll be happier with one than without one. Fact.