We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this success has fed the hate and kept it at a nice even temperature long enough to smoke all the cattle in Texas.
In a similar vein, the

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. I'll tell you why but first I think we need to give a round of applause to all the dickbags that provided summer (ie., 'unfootball') time content on this here football-centric blog. Y'all did yeoman's work to keep us engaged and

NFL News:
Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he's still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory minicamp this week.
the logic is that, under Jon Gruden's favourite provisions of the CBA, actual coaching time with players is at a premium, so why

NFL News:
Proving you can move a team but the misery still follows, Chargers rookie Mike Williams is out of remaining OTAs with a herniated disc.
Jamaal Charles hopes to be the #1 back in Denver in 2017.
"When I left Kansas City, I was still at the top. It was

So whose it gonna be? Whose luck finally runs out when the Browns turn in their draft index card thingy?
Is it going to be Myles Garrett, the three-year star out of Texas A&M, who averaged over ten sacks and two forced fumbles a season? The 6'4", 272-pound nightmare fuel who

No time for love, Dr. Jones- let's get right down to it.
BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED!
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
CHARGE: Indecent exposure
With apologies to WhyEaglesWhy.
Can you hear it? Can you hear the low, menacing rumble, like a thousand Peter Kings' stomaches in an Acela™ Quiet Car? That's the sound of the City of

NFL News:
today, the Competition Committee proposed:
shortening overtime to 10-minutes;
making all referees full-time employees by the end of the decade
I get that itches need to be scratched, but what benefit does Marshawn Lynch to the Raiders hold?
maybe it's to work with the sweet, sweet hands of

Kind of a quiet day publicly, as teams talk with players about mountains of green and all the gray they can slay. Tomorrow will be the same, as no deal can be publicly announced until after the start of the League year on March 9 at 4:00PM ET.
Still, there are some

WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT:
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Reports are still

/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath.
Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem.
//opens eyes, stares at the gaunt, haunted face in the mirror.
It's going to be fine. You can make lemonade. You can make a silk purse. You can be a lawyer and politics

2017
Fade in:
Int. Buffalo Wild Wings, Wichita, KS, 9:30 pm.
Patrons stare at the screen, in disbelief or joy at what they had just witnessed.
Under the table Winston's feet made convulsive movements. He had not stirred from his seat, but in his mind he was running, swiftly running, he was with the crowds

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