Two
women got into a drunken argument after a night's drinking at the bar,
and decided that the only logical way to find out who's right is to let
the police decide:

Troopers said one of the drivers called authorities to report a
dispute with another motorist about 8:15 a.m. The driver who called
in then decided to drive to the district headquarters, and the other
driver followed.

Troopers were waiting in the parking lot to speak to the drivers,
according to Trooper Mike Link, a spokesman for the state police. The
troopers found the two had been out drinking all night and were under
the influence of alcohol.

Link said he isn't sure what the women were arguing about, but
it started in a bar and was taken outside. The women didn't know each
other, Link said. [...]

"We prefer that people stay off the roads altogether after
drinking too much," Capt. Brad Parsons, the district commander
for the state police, said in a statement. "But if you decide you
don't want to stay off the roads, our second choice would be for you
to drive to our headquarters and turn yourself in."