Kate Middleton Drinks Wine

The tabloids can all scrap their covers for this week. I'm sure at the end of last week they were all salivating about a possible Kate Middleton pregnancy and probably had all their stories ready about what sex the baby is and Kate's pregnancy regimen and how she was determined to not gain too much weight and blah blah blah. They had gone through all the photos from the New Zealand trip searching for ones that showed a baby bump. They were ready. Then Kate had some wine at a wine tasting and blew it all for them so we will probably find out that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant or something. “Just use the same stories but change the name and the cover photo.”

What Kate should have done is hold off on the wine tasting and then take some photos holding her stomach and waited until after all the tabloids came out and then gone on a rager with Prince Harry. That would have been fun to watch.

I don't think that the odd sip of wine negates the fact that a person might be pregnant. That said, if Kate was actually pregnant and had been sipping wine (St Kate would never), the Daily Mail would be making damn sure that woman was never allowed to be Queen (consort or whatever).

Happy Happy Morning Everyone! The snow is going, but there will likely one more eff-you blizzard from nature before May.

Hahahaha! That's what Diana would have done – after she became unhappy – have fun with the press. Kate still seems genuinely happy, but if things start to falter, I think she would be more than capable of some passive-aggressive shenanigans.

Just out of curiosity, will she ever go by William's name, or will she always be known as Kate Middleton? No offense to anyone, but it just seems odd that with all of the pomp and circumstance the royal family puts up, you would think the Queen would want her to take his name post-haste.

Has anyone noticed how jacked up her forehead is with Botox? She already purses her lips and clenches when she smiles, now the top 1/3 of her face doesn't move. She's been sneaky about it but it's definitely there.

Sorry, I don't mean "formally" at all. I mean that William referred to her as Catherine in a pre-marital interview and if she's called Kate at all, I've never heard it from anyone in her family in a "formal" setting (such as an interview or announcement).

If I were married to Kate I would take some time between children to enjoy her body sexually thoroughly and often. She seems to have a bit of wild woman in her based on some of her nude pictures and I would want to enjoy that before Motherhood ruined her.

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