People who think sex burns as many calories as jogging have never been jogging. Sure sex is physical, but if you're sweating that much you're probably doing it wrong or are so large I'd rather poke my eyes out than imagine you trying to position your flabs such that they don't get in the way.

Russ1642:Sure sex is physical, but if you're sweating that much you're probably doing it wrong or are so large I'd rather poke my eyes out than imagine you trying to position your flabs such that they don't get in the way.

Russ1642:People who think sex burns as many calories as jogging have never been jogging. Sure sex is physical, but if you're sweating that much you're probably doing it wrong or are so large I'd rather poke my eyes out than imagine you trying to position your flabs such that they don't get in the way.

So hot, sweaty, energetic sex that lasts more than six minutes and leaves both parties out of breath is doing it wrong? Hmmm...

dustygrimp:Russ1642: People who think sex burns as many calories as jogging have never been jogging. Sure sex is physical, but if you're sweating that much you're probably doing it wrong or are so large I'd rather poke my eyes out than imagine you trying to position your flabs such that they don't get in the way.

So hot, sweaty, energetic sex that lasts more than six minutes and leaves both parties out of breath is doing it wrong? Hmmm...

If you did as much work jogging as you did from sex you'd maybe make it to the end of the block. Sex just doesn't last long enough, and I know the jokes. Twenty minutes of sex is a long time, but it should be considered a minimum workout time. If you're getting a full cardiovascular workout from sex you need to be using a better lubricant.

If it's only taking you 6 minutes and you and your SO aren't a hot sweaty mess when you're done, you're doing it wrong and you're missing out or on your way to divorce. 130 lbs @ 38yrs old and I dark like a ferret on methamphetamines. Best way to have a good day.