The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.866 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The very strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,702 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training, Crazy girl is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CG's Cult.