Theresa May & Queen Lizzy will be relieved that for now there isn’t any threat of their fannies being fondled by President Cheese Puff as President Pussy Grabbing Cheese Puff has delayed his state visit to Britain.

Donald Trump is threatening to visit London as a show of support for the peeps of London following this past weekend’s latest terrorist atrocity on the streets of London, oh fuck Donald Trump with any visit here & I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks so, because the likes of Donald Trump, Theresa May & Nigel Farage are part of the problem…

It’s a week on from the Manchester terror attack & as yet no journo working for the mainstream news media has been direct enough in asking were the Tories culpable, there’ll be some I’m sure who’ll think it might be sickeningly offensive for any journo to ask this or that they don’t ask it at fear of being laughed out the room & I’m…