Security guard. The filmmaker made a captain hook movie with him as captain hook. The clockwork man annoys the filmmaker, driving him to the point of insanity. The security guard beats the clockwork man to death.This is my last one for awhile. Street sign vs preschooler vs teenage vandal.

_________________"As I look up from the groundI see darkness all aroundAnd I'm lost but can be found up in the skyGoodbye"

Guinness world records ('cause Guinness is Irish) because some guys break the new world record for most agressive drunks. They celebrate by getting drunk. In their drunk fit of rage they start a riot and someone decides the should obliterate the whole idea of SOPA from existance. During the obliteration of SOPA the apple pie is trampled on Poor apple pie.

I just remembered that. Sorry if I offended, I didn't know you were Canadian. Anyways, ka-boom wins. It is bigger than boom and is more subtle than nuclear boom-boom.Guy driving a sparkly blue prius vs banana peel vs monkey (not the bloons monkey)

_________________"As I look up from the groundI see darkness all aroundAnd I'm lost but can be found up in the skyGoodbye"

I just remembered that. Sorry if I offended, I didn't know you were Canadian

Non taken.

Tha Monkey. He ate the bannana in the peel and threw the peel in to the path of the guy's prius, causing him to spin out of control and slam into a Fortune Cookie Factory. Of course the Factory sues the pants off the guy and the guys sues the monkey, but he gets thrown into a mental hospital. Seriously, who sues a Monkey?

Sueing a Money VS Sewing a Monkey VS a painting of a black square

_________________A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.

Very funny reason. Now, the winner is.........The Painting! As you said, who sues a monkey? Anyways, a guy sues a monkey, which the monkey gets ticked off at, then tries to punch the guy, but misses. The man sews the monkey up, then still tries to sue the monkey. Monkey kills the man, so the only other competitor left is the painting.Shotgun vs Nuke vs "teabagger" on CoD vs a fluffy kitten (Oh! A quadruple versus! Hahahaha! Mwahahahah-- *coughcough... dies*

_________________"As I look up from the groundI see darkness all aroundAnd I'm lost but can be found up in the skyGoodbye"

The fluffy kitten. Seriously, its so cute the rest stare at it and sayy "AWWWWWWWWWWWE, look at da cwute wittle kitty". They then fight among themselves who gets the kitty. The fluffy kitty is eventually picked up by an attractive 20 something woman, and then they start fight over whose gonna ask her out.While they continue to fight, she walks of with the Fluffy kitten.

Pink VS Purple VS Periwinkle

_________________A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.

_________________Pokemon Factoid: All computer-controlled Pokemon have Serene Grace, Compoundeyes, and Super Luck at the same time.Click the eggs/hatchlings or die. (There may be none, but you should click them anyway.)

Normal glasses, the sunglasses have a defect and they burn out, the 3D glasses these days look exactly like sunglasses, and you have to have 3 million bucks to be 'allowed' to wear monocles (oh and the lab goggles would have been eaten by the lab test rats)

4 Sixteenth notes VS Dusty attics with spiders everywhere VS The french Bastille that got torn down years ago

dEH tWISTA. It hurls the brains INTO the puppies' heads. The puppies are now smart enough to realize that they're stray animals, so they call Animal Control to send them to the pound. They end up all being adopted by a loving family, but leave dEH tWISTA as the sole victor.

Lemons vs. Target gift card vs. my mother's meatloaf

_________________Pokemon Factoid: All computer-controlled Pokemon have Serene Grace, Compoundeyes, and Super Luck at the same time.Click the eggs/hatchlings or die. (There may be none, but you should click them anyway.)

The winner is nobody.Lance wears a red cape (sorta), but since Superman wears a red cape, and everyone knows Superman is a douche, red cape fails. Nothing good from full trash cans. They're full. Now if they were empty, you can jump inside them and prank the **** outta anyone who walks by. Better yet, when they through their garbage in, yell at them or throw the garbage back at them. The F's fill up the garbage.

Empty trash can vs businessman with empty coffee cup vs prankster with a good idea connecting the other two choices.

_________________"As I look up from the groundI see darkness all aroundAnd I'm lost but can be found up in the skyGoodbye"

Business man with the empty coffee cup. The prankster runs at the business man with the empty trash can, ready to cover the man's head with it. However, the business man swings his coffee cup at the prankster's face and knocks him out. The trash can falls to the floor, harmless.

_________________Pokemon Factoid: All computer-controlled Pokemon have Serene Grace, Compoundeyes, and Super Luck at the same time.Click the eggs/hatchlings or die. (There may be none, but you should click them anyway.)

Not how I thought it would play out. Anyways...The pencil. I don't know what you are referencing, so I'll use my own reference.The girl from Korn's "Let The Guilt Go" (I'll post the video later) uses her telekinesis on the pencil and stabs the lanterns IN DA FACE!!!Superman vs Batman vs a duck

_________________"As I look up from the groundI see darkness all aroundAnd I'm lost but can be found up in the skyGoodbye"

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