To be sitting here with my orange dress tucked in my knickers eating a cheese toastie cos I damn well feel like it?

Orange dress is just me being patriotic as I'm Dutch. DH said it was *** disgusting then stormed off to bed. There was me thinking married life (got hitched 2 weeks ago) and me waiting for my passport/ID card etc to be changed as have changed surname too would be a walk in the park but no...so ladies, AIBU or not?

Maybe it's Dutch courage No, I am literally sat here with my orange dress tucked in my knickers, minus cheese toastie now but eating packet of crisps. I do need the loo a lot at the moment I must say but DH comment did leave me literally flabbergasted I must say... He always walks round in his pants and the first time something like this happens to me he comes out with that. I'm not a happy bunny!