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Re: Random, Scattered Disturbed Thoughts

Since it's a long weekend, figure I'd offer up a few "guy" responses when you're questioned about your bathroom etiquette.

1. I didn't miss - it's splashback
2. Why would I put the seat down - don't you check?
3. You're worried about brown spots on your loufa? Just be glad I didn't use your toothbrush
4. A few pubic hairs never killed anyone
5. Of course I used a towel - you think I know where you keep the spare toilet paper?

Re: Random, Scattered Disturbed Thoughts

"Look, ithe seat has two positions, up (lifts it up), and down (lets it down). If it's down and I want it up, I do this (lifts it up). If it's up and you want it down, then you should do this (puts it down). It's like the hallway light, you know, where there's a switch on both ends of the hall. If the light is off, I say 'Hey, the light is off and I need it on!' and flip the nearest switch to a different position then it happens to be in already. Stay alert, react appropriately, and you'll do fine."

Re: Random, Scattered Disturbed Thoughts

OK so who wants to buy a Church? Over the weekend I showed a desrted church to a couple. I mean it's complete with Communion plates and collection baskets. Even has a sound system, a Church organ and a piano (both still in tune). Sitting out in the country it got down to 5 members coming to church so they just up and left it.
Origianlly listed for $130,000.00 they're now listing it for 80K...beautiful stained glass windows too.

I'd love to renovate it myself but it's gonna take some $$$ to virtually build a house inside this beautiful brick building.

Anybody ever thought of being their own parson?

I hope somebody buys this before the vandals discover it.

and no, this was not meant to be a sales pitch...it felt odd showing a Church to a buyer (they can't afford it).

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

If you are 21 years old, and you go around proclaiming yourself TE of the Winchester Golden Falcons and punt kittens into ceiling fans, your blood-alcohol content should be a good two to three times more than the 0.089 level mentioned in the story. Hell that's almost legal to drive.

Re: Random, Scattered Disturbed Thoughts

OK so who wants to buy a Church? Over the weekend I showed a desrted church to a couple. I mean it's complete with Communion plates and collection baskets. Even has a sound system, a Church organ and a piano (both still in tune). Sitting out in the country it got down to 5 members coming to church so they just up and left it.
Origianlly listed for $130,000.00 they're now listing it for 80K...beautiful stained glass windows too.

I'd love to renovate it myself but it's gonna take some $$$ to virtually build a house inside this beautiful brick building.

Anybody ever thought of being their own parson?

I hope somebody buys this before the vandals discover it.

and no, this was not meant to be a sales pitch...it felt odd showing a Church to a buyer (they can't afford it).