The road to become a Moderator

Okay so I lost my fuckin job for drinkin during lunch break... I think I will be having more than enough time to moderate, or should I say, REGULATE (word to nate dogg, RIP doe) these dick in the booty ass niggas talkin about not bein fagazy on this forum... now idk wtf happens in the other threads and topics, but off topic be chill... like that du wehatelondon swags hard and shit, plus the boii is in the army, extra SUS you feel me? I hope you don't, cuz that be wild homo (shoutout to Cam'ron) but yeah ....

Too Short, Didn't ReadTS;DR

20 year old man loses job due to 211's...Realizes he goes on Hypebeast drunk as shit...Sees alot of anti-straight threads...Notices alot of homos due to being a metrosexual...Does not want jailbait...Stalks Sandy and Claire AT THE SAMN DAMN TIME...Wants to be Mod...Makes thread that initiates the interest of becoming a MOD due to bein fired...Remembers he got fired....Drinks another tall can of a 211...About 15 seconds away from pissing himself

Too Stupid, Didn't ReadTS;DR

Highkey asking HB how to become a mod...

P.S. I will suck some dick for some trukfit, as long as I get to close my eyes and pretend it's Channing Tatum...