>Subject: Guy in a bar>>>This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State>Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a>seat at the bar next to another guy.>"This is a nice place, I've never been here", the first guy says.>"Oh really?", the other replies, "it's also a very special bar".>"Why is that?", the first guy asks.>"Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original>Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic.">"Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says.>"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the>right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window.>If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches>you and you're pushed back up.">"No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.>"Not at all, take a look", the other man replies and walks over to>the window, followed closely by the first man. He opens the window,>climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10...20...30...40...50>feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails>back through the window.>"See, it's fun. You should try it", he says.>"Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", the first man shouts.>"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again". And with that, he falls out the>window again. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop,>and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.>"Give it a try, it's a blast", he says.>"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try", the first man says and>proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... ...40>..50...60...70...80...90..100...feet and splat!>He ends up as road kill on the sidewalk.>After watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy>casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders>another drink.>The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman,>you're a real asshole when you drink !!!!">> >> _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/> _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ > _/_/_/_/ Charles Sturtevant /_/_/_/_/_/_/