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If you need any more proof that cats are musty, selfish little creatures that have no point in existance, please enjoy the picture of the following cat. Look at the joy in its eyes as it has used some sort of darkness to conjure up a heartshaped surprise for its owner. I can only imagine that is the most maliciously doodled heart in the history of Earth. This cat is taking so much joy and eagerness in what it’s created that it’s almost unnerving.

Is it normal for cats to use urine to send messages? Where’s Dr. Claire when you need her! I had an experience where a cat was trying to tell me secrets a long time ago with its urine. It would pee on my clothes in my room with this lady I unhappily shared an apartment with. It took me a while but I suspect the message could be interepreted to mean:

Thank you for this article, Brother Adam. My Biblical studies have proven that cats are pure evil and were NOT created by our Father in Heaven. Rather, they were created by their true master, the Dark Prince Lucifer. As such, I favor a worldwide crusade to exterminate these evil, filthy beasts. They mock God by just existing.