Occupy Yuletide: The 12 Days of Crisis

Keep the flame of Yuletide alive with more occupied carols than you can mace in a row! Don’t forget that Michael Rivero at WRH is just waiting for that bumper music for his radio show, so get the chorus lined up & help share the Occupy Yuletide spirit.

Hint for short attention-spanners: jump to the 12th day and cut to the chase, already!

The 12 Days of Crisis

On the 1st day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
a casino economy

On the 2nd day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 3rd day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 4th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 5th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 6th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
six congresscritters
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 7th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
seven rounds of QE
six congresscritters
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 8th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
eight pensions looted
seven rounds of QE
six congresscritters
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 9th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
nine homes a-foreclosed
eight pensions looted
seven rounds of QE
six congresscritters
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 10th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
ten nations bankrupt
nine homes a-foreclosed
eight pensions looted
seven rounds of QE
six congresscritters
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 11th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
eleven credit crunches
ten nations bankrupt
nine homes a-foreclosed
eight pensions looted
seven rounds of QE
six congresscritters
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

On the 12th day of crisis
the banksters gave to me
twelve cops a-macing
eleven credit crunches
ten nations bankrupt
nine homes a-foreclosed
eight pensions looted
seven rounds of QE
six congresscritters
FIVE BANK BAILOUTS
four mortgage frauds
three subprimes
two toxic assets
and a casino economy

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