Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Mary Worth 1,621

Citizens of Santa Royale! I am pleased to announce a new Label for this blog: "Floating Heads." Over the years there have been many floating heads, but I haven't thought to tag them until today's image of Tom Harpman hovered in the air for all the ladies to admire. (By the way, I think Tom Harpman has confused being a workaholic with someone who drinks at work.) I'm sure you have a favorite floating head, but I want to offer a prize to the person who can find the most floating heads on the backpages of our blog. A prize you say? Yes indeed, and would you like to know what it is? Oh please, tell us, tell us!

The reader who finds the most floating heads on this blog will receive a very high honor: Recognition in the Condo Board's monthly newsletter. Yes! So dig deep, fellow citizens, and email your list of floating heads to me at maryworthandme@gmail.com. The winner will be announced later this week, and then I'll tag all the floating heads you find. Have fun!

This senseless prolonging of the TomDear/BethDear/Transformed Elinor story is particularly annoying since there was so much material to be mined that could've dragged the plot out in an almost interesting way.

Is this supposed to be a form of entertainment or a replacement for Ambien??

I was thinking of all of you this weekend. I went to an all-day workshop on using comics to teach the curriculum. It was taught by real cartoonists. Their art blew me away...amazing stuff! I kept thinking about Uncle Joe & Moy and how they are just rolling in their money and I wanted to puke. I was actually going to ask a cartoonist how they felt about shit like this but I didn't want to bring down the conference. :) Thank goodness for this blog, seriously!

We can't wrap this up yet! I desperately want to see the other shoe drop. What about Beth's other life as a pole dancer? What about Tom's ex, Nina or Gina? What about Elinor's sordid past? C'mon, there has to be more to the story than this sappy little plotline...

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Mary Worth is the work of writer Karen Moy and artist June Brigman, and until recently, the legendary Joe Giella. It is owned by King Features Syndicate, Inc. All images from the comic strip are owned by King Features Syndicate. This site is meant to critique, parody, and promote Mary Worth and falls under the Fair Use doctrine of copyright law. Personally, I hope that King Features Syndicate, Inc., will agree that fan interest in this great strip is a good thing. My only ambition is that somehow my meager efforts might serve to enrich Joe Giella, Karen Moy, June Brigman and of course King Features Syndicate, Incorporated.