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A Name For Toni’s New Baby

Toni’s Request

When Toni, my Spanish neighbour, had finished cleaning my apartment on Sunday, she asked me to ask you from all over the world if you can suggest a name for her new boy due to be born around Christmas.

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She doesn’t want a Spanish name such as Carlos, Pedro, Domingo etc. but an unusual name. Her daughter’s name is Ariadne and her son’s name is Eidan just to give you an idea. If she picks one of your suggestions I will send you a little gift as a prize (not the baby boy !)

Sir Ralph de Blog

is my suggestion !

My ancestry

It could have almost been >

My Family Tree

My Ancestors ?

I just love my love houses.

The ancestors were very inventive…….

……….big smokers……..

……. but failed at making necklaces for the court ladies.

They invented dog power cars……..

…….. and baby carriers for ice-skating

They became high ranking in the Bicycle Corps……..

…….. and also invented the wheelie !

They became great mathematicians ……..

…….. and invented word games.

They also were complete failures at plastic surgery.

My up-to-date successes and failures

I’m a success at police public relation work………

……. designing new military wear…….

…..and an expert in international military relations.

I practiced hard on my new keyboard…….

…….and PlayStation controller.

I helped to invent the modern phone-box.

Then I dabbled in fashion………

……… but I never understood why they fired me !

I always wondered why I never went into music. I did here !

Health and Safety was always on my mind. Especially for cyclists……..

………and swimming pools………

……..even signs.

I believe in a happy family life…………

……… education ………

….. home management…….

…….matrimonial guidance………

……… or else !

It’s time for me to do some housework………

…….. followed by …………..

……… No ! Eating cookies and having a coffee.

(All these images {except of Toni} were found on Google Searches and are NOT mine; never are, never will be, never not no how are they mine. Got it ? Sure ? They are not MINE ! )

I thought of few and would like to put them out for Toni to consider.
Caleb, Theo (Toni might know this name if she follows the recent famous movie), Anthony (I like this name and to have confusing fun between mother and son names). 🙂

Brilliant YC 😀 So funny ! I can see confusion arising. My family generations had no imagination. My grandfather, father and myself were all named Ralph. So if someone called “Ralph!” no one answered ! 😀

❤ Are you kidding! Thinking for 2? It's not like I'm the most beautiful Toni, eating for 2.
Tell you what,Ralph! I may not be able to think for 2, but if some other chick comes along and makes you feel like you want to shut down the bicycle shed again, turn me on to her!
I'll take a piece of her! If she survives, I'll consider her application!
Okay, you Geste about Beau… but I'm working on it.
Give Toni my regards, and tell her she is a true beauty of he earth…or Greek Mythology! xoxoxo

Thank you so much for being my bodyguard my friend. The internet women have lost a cool customer as I am keeping well away from dating sites from now on. At the moment the back of the bike sheds are well and truly open. 😉
Once Toni gets her figure back she would look gorgeous in one of your gowns as you are a very special designer and those creations of yours would suit her so well.
xoxox ❤

Hi Annie 😀 Very seasonal names my friend. My birthday is on the 15th December and I thought it was grossly unfair that when I was a kid my sister got 2 presents, one for Christmas and the other for her birthday in April and I only got one present because Christmas and my birthday were so close together.

I like strong names so here’s my line-up…..Maximilian, Isadore, Dante and Horatio – all these can be shortened. Or, Albert which I think is cute. My boy is called Theodore and several people have named their babies after him 🙂 His second name is Joseph so that would work with the Christmas aspect! Good luck, Toni xox

Hi Lottie my friend 😀 Thank you so much for your magnificent selection of names. I am sure that Toni will need the next 3 months to Christmas to make her choice as there are so many names from you and all the other fine commenters.
Is it hot where you are ? It’s baking here and humid !
Lots of cooling down hugs. Ralph xox ❤

Hi Wendy 😀 Yes. I think I may be a Google images addict ! I like to fill out a post with a bit of fun. This one could have just been a photo of Toni and a couple of sentences. My next post is tearing my hair out as I have 100+ of my photos to go through, select the best, resize and caption them ! No Google ones to be seen there.
Boy. It’s been a hot couple of days, yes ? Could do with some rain. Hugs. Ralph xox ❤

Oh lord, boys names are difficult, Ralpha….Lol, what about that one? Seriously I come up with all these fancy ancy ones for characters but ask me for a real one and oh gawwwwwd. My younger girl who is called Eilish, had a little boy recently and they called him Riley. But I don’t know that goes with the names she has and you really do have to think of the names of your other kids. Wish her luck and a Merry Christmas when it comes ! x

Maybe Rasteed? All inspired and unique names. Rolling “r” is cool. Although would it be pronounced Ratheed in Barthelona? No, that’s not right. Thaddeus? Free association is taking over. :D. Blaze? Sol? Ratorro? Hey I kinda like the last one. I need to go to sleep. lol

Oh, it’s difficult to pick unusual names these days! All the unusual ones are becoming more common. Caden, Liam….I like those. What about Romeo? Roman, I like. Best of luck to her and her new family addition. I look forward to seeing what she decided and seeing her little one! Cheers, Ralph. xoxox 🙂

Hello Amalia my friend 😀
LOL. I do have a PlayStation here and love to play Final Fantasy XII when I have the time. Of course, an upgrade to Final Fantasy (let me guess ?) 34C would be so much more fun 😉 Game ? or game on ! Big hug back. Ralph xox ❤

You are sure sticking fast to that story 😉 I am just going with those I know in this scenario. So if we take “Ralph” out of the equation – and not knowing daddy’s name I would revise the thought process:
Toni ==> Tony ==> Anthony ==> AnToni = Anton 😀

Hi RoSy 😀 It is funny. My favourite is the wet floor warning sign floating on the swimming pool.
You have come up with some great names my friend. I am sure Toni will love them.
Happy Sunday RoSy ! Ralph xox ❤

Hmmmm…………..let’s see, Arvid, Bertil, Clint, Damion, Elroy, Ferron, I ‘ll go on but I think they’re enough for now ! You make me laugh again and that’s what I like of your posts, very entertaining and brilliant and laughable situations, thanks dear Ralph 🙂 !

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