10 Best Hidden Flasks To Smuggle Your Booze Anywhere (In 2020)

Who loves going to a festival and paying twenty bucks for a house vodka cranberry? Yeah nobody. Hidden flasks have been around for a while but have recently developed into undetectable secret flasks that portray themselves as common everyday items. This guide takes a look at the best flasks that will allow you to smuggle your booze anywhere… well almost anywhere. Read on.

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What to consider when buying a disguised flask

A few things must be considered when purchasing a hidden flask to ensure it is the best fit for you. Things such as capacity, design, or location you plan on using your flask will affect which flask is best for you. Read the considerations below to help you decide on which model will work best for you.

Where you will bring your hidden flask

Anywhere that charges an arm and a leg for a cheap drink is a good place to bring your hidden flask. You won’t only save money but you’ll also be able to control how strong your drink is because well… you get to be the bartender!

How you will use your secret flask out in public

If you can stomach it, you can straight up drink whatever you fill your flask with, vodka, rum, whiskey, wine, basically any type of liquor will work. Remember that it might look strange turning back a tampon flask or sunscreen flask in public, so definitely consider that when choosing a flask.

For the other 99% of drinkers that don’t want to be wasted on short notice…

Simply order any soft drink from the venue, festival, or event you’re at, have the bartender look at you funny for not ordering a real drink, and go back to your group of friends to whip out the secret flask that you’ve been bragging about all day. It’s that simple!

Size of hidden flask and how much liquor it can hold

Are you just trying to haul along a shot or two, or are you trying to smuggle an entire bottle of wine? Ask yourself this question before purchasing because each flask has a different container size ranging anywhere from 1 ounce to a crazy 50 fluid ounces!

Also, consider whether or not the item fits your gender, Clearly a guy walking around with a tampon disguised as a flask hanging out of his pocket looks a little suspicious.

BoozeBrella Disguised 9 Ounce Umbrella Flask

Raincheck! This one is perfect for bringing just about anywhere. Nothing suspicious about carrying an umbrella with you at all times. The BoozeBrella umbrella flask comes in tons of different colors that fit many styles for both men and women. With its medium-sized 9 oz container size, it holds 6 full shots or about 2 glasses of wine. Also available in a 2 pack, you can grab one for yourself and one as a gift for your booze smuggling best friend.

Although it looks like a real umbrella, it is not. You probably don't want to end up in a rainstorm at your kids' sporting event holding this. Nothing would be more awkward than having someone ask you why you aren't using your umbrella while it's raining. Perfect if you live in a dry state like California.

For all you divas out there that keep your beauty tools on hand everywhere you go. Now just replace one of the 5 brushes in your giant bag for one of these brush flasks and your all set to get drunk anywhere.

This paddle brush flask is actually a fully functioning brush that looks, feels, and works just like the real thing. Yes, you can actually use on your hair without any liquids coming out. It’s so well put together it even comes complete with a mirror on the opposite side of the brush!

Holding up to 6 oz of alcohol it is perfect to hold a full glass of wine that you can whip out mid-day at work (not really, please don't do that) or at your favorite beach bar that likes to charge more for a glass of wine than the entire bottle is worth. This one probably isn't the best secret flask for men due to it being a paddle brush which is typically used by women. But hey, if you're a paddle brush type of guy... there's nothing stopping you from buying this for yourself. Would make a great gift for a hairstylist or any women that likes to smuggle her own booze.

Key Features

Fully functional paddle brush

it looks, feels, and functions like the real thing

Complete with a mirror on the other side.

can you believe that!

Fits a full glass of wine

Yes ladies you heard that right, you can now have a glass of wine with you at all times

Bring a whole new meaning to the term “moisturize daily” with this 3 pack of lotion flasks. These are great to take anywhere in your purse or bag due to the fact that they are pretty much identical to real bottles of lotion. Don’t worry they don’t come filled with any real lotion and they’re made of 100% food-grade materials.

These are good for the beach, restaurants, music festivals, concerts, etc. I don't believe there are any restrictions on bringing lotion into any of these venues but always make sure to check beforehand. Nothing would be worse than getting to security just to be told you can bring your lotion (alcohol) into the event. One thing to be careful with is drinking straight out of these things in public, some people might think you're crazy and need help while others know exactly what you're doing because they probably have the same flask tucked away in their bag.

OK now, this is getting interesting. A whole beach bag dedicated to concealing your wine. The world predicted we would have flying cars by the year 2020, but instead, we got something better…this thing! It holds up to 2 full bottles of wine for you and your gal pals to sip on wherever you go, that’s 1.5 liters of delicious wine in arms reach! Complete with an easy pour spout located on the side.

The beverage pouch is 100% BPA free and very concealable. Inside the bag, there is a secret zippered compartment where the beverage bag is stored, making it possible to bring this one almost anywhere. With room to put all of your belongings (even when the wine bag is filled), this is a truly dual functioning bag.

The bag is available in quite a few different color and design options so you should definitely be able to find one that fits you. The bag is insulated to ensure your beverage stays cold even when you're out and about (you better not be driving). The company behind this is called Portovino, sounds just like portable vino(wine) and that exactly what they specialize in. The patent-pending design ensures that they care for the quality of their product and that they're dedicated to bringing you the best portable hidden wine bags possible.

Key Features

Huge 50 Oz capacity

That's 2 bottles of wine, or 2 bottles of straight vodka if you're that wild

For all you fashionistas out there with your big bracelets and hoop earrings, you can now wear the same thing but hide alcohol in it! This one may not fit everyone’s fashion style but for those it does, you just scored. No way a security guard would ever question the bracelet your wearing so don’t worry about getting caught with this one.

Made with food-grade stainless steel, it is meant to last refill after refill and to never rust. It only holds about 3.5 Oz of liquid (about 2 shots), but that is more than enough for some.

Great gift for a girl's 21st birthday or for any girl that likes to drink. With many designs to choose from you might as well pick up 1 of each to match all of your outfits. The lid is even a crystal stone and honestly, it looks great. The kit also includes an easy-fill funnel to make sure no alcohol is wasted in the process.

Finally, one for the guys. This hidden flask closely resembles a can of Axe body spray but little does anyone know it is actually holding a nice 8 fluid ounces of drank. It has a leak-proof lid and its compact design is great to keep in your girlfriend’s purse. The company assures that it looks exactly like the real thing and the photos prove this.

While this may not be the best thing to bring to a club or music festival as the security would probably question why you need it, it is perfect for sneaking alcohol onto cruise ships, or anywhere that you would have a bag.

Some people have said that they even used this one to bring their own alcohol onto an airplane. While I don't recommend that in any way, I'm sure that they were very happy about saving money on the overpriced mini plane sized alcoholic beverages.

Now this one is exactly what it sounds like, “A flask in a good book”. While it may be frowned upon by some, this is not a true Holy Bible. It is meant to look like some sort of holy book but is simply a hollowed-out book with a flask inside that reads “Good Book” as the title. It would maybe be Ok to use this as a prop in a priest Halloween outfit, but other than that it should probably stay in a backpack or purse.

Inside the book, there is a full-size stainless steel flask to store any hidden booze you would like. Once again this is another great one to bring on cruise ships are books are 100% allowed to be taken on board.

Coming in at number 3 we have the infamous sunscreen flask. This flask is an original and still working til this day. This kit is coming in at number 3 because it is the best kit deal as it comes with 2 sunscreen flasks, 2 different sized filling funnels, and a whopping 100 extra bottle seals to ensure a fresh clean seal every time you use them. Each bottle holds a decent 10 fl ounces of your favorite beverage.

The Sunscreen Flask is great to take to a tailgate, music fest, or any type of outdoor party.

no need to be worried that a security guard checks your bottles of sunscreen unless you drinking straight from it of course. The sunscreen flask is also one of the more reliable flasks that don't leak over time due to the fact that you can use a new seal every time you whip these bad boys out. This flask is perfect for guys and girls due to the fact that almost everyone uses sunscreen. Makes great for a Floridian gift!

Key Features

Perfect 10 oz container size

fits a a good amount of your favorite liquid

Includes handy collapsible funnel

for easy and clean fill-ups

Includes 100 pressure sensitive seals

that completely seal the sunscreen flask every time you put a new one on

Sitting at number 2 we have one of my personal favorites.This is the secret hidden flask that I use for all of my music festival adventures. What makes this one so good is the fact that it is basically foolproof. No matter what event you go to, the security might be able to pat you down but they are never allowed to touch your groin area, which is exactly where this one is located.

It holds an amazing 32 fluid ounces of booze and can be worn by men and women. It has an adjustable 4-foot belt to be able to conform to any body type and size and comes with a detachable tube that is used to dispense the booze right out of your pants.

Don't worry, everything is sealed so no private parts are being soaked in any of the fluids and the bag is 100% BPA free to make sure you're tasting your alcohol and only the alcohol. Everyone I know that has used this hidden flask has loved it in every way possible. The bag is super thick so you don't need to worry about it bursting, the valve is 100% leak-proof while it is closed, there really is nothing to not like about this one.

Yep, you guessed it, coming in hot in our number 1 spot for the best hidden flask is the tampon flask. Although this one only works for women, it works flawlessly. Women cannot be denied bringing tampons with them anywhere they go. And when women are at that time of the month, they’ll typically carry multiple tampons with them at a time, so what does that mean? Multiple tampon flasks! Some girls I know will even carry a whole case of tampons with them at all times just to be safe.

Each tampon flask only holds 1 fl oz, but as I said above, you can carry tons of them without raising any flags. These are great because you can put different shots in each of them and almost have a shot tasting party wherever you go, all while saving tons of money compared to regular shot prices at an event.

Made with food-grade plastic, the tampon flask is 100% safe to drink out of, even if it doesn't look like it. Each pack comes with 5 tubes total, perfect for sharing with friends. Once you fill the small flask with your alcohol of choice, simply peel the adhesive strip to active it and close the plastic to make it appear like a fully sealed new tampon! Perfect for using on cruises, at hotel pools, festivals, concerts, amusement parks, golf courses and more.

I decided to throw this one in as well, “the wine rack” is a sports bra that you probably won’t be playing any sports in. Available in 3 different sizes to fit most women, the machine-washable bra flask holds up to 25 ounces of liquid.

This one is perfect for getting into any event you would like as security is not allowed to check around your private areas. It comes with a handy drinking/dispensing tube for easy alcohol access.

Drinking tube with on/off valve

Conclusion

As we saw, choosing the best hidden flask depends on a few things such as the kind of event you would be attending, the amount of alcohol you want to bring, and obviously which flasks work for either male or female. Some flasks have more accessories than others, and some don’t have any. As always please drink responsibly and don’t do anything illegal.

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