You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Review is About You

Is it possible to love a toy while feeling underwhelmed by it? This waterproof, rechargeable luxury vibe offers independently motorized ends for G-spot stimulation and is a lot of fun in the tub. However, the vibrations are too buzzy and diffuse to get me over the edge, and this toy lacks the multiple vibration patterns that seem to be standard for other toys in its class. The Vanity Vr9 is a good G spot vibrator, but for the high price tag it leaves some things to be desired.

Follow-up commentaryI've started to like it more8 days after original review

I felt meh about this toy as a vibrating g-spotter, but have discovered where this toy really shines - WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! I experimented with using the smaller end anally, and oh my - it's the perfect size and feels amazing! (The length and shape of the toy makes it reasonably butt safe.) The thick end is too big for me anally, but the skinny end is my rear-end's new best friend.

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