It's election season, American voters, and you know what that means — everything will be compared with everything else, starting, of course, with Nutella vs. bacon. Red carpet perambulators at the VMAs certainly offered their own flummoxed opinions about which food product constituted the yummier snack, but it's not really a fair comparison since bacon is a discrete piece of food and nutella is a spread...oh, who are we trying to fool? Nutella's just fine by the spoonful.