Liberal heads will EXPLODE over this rationale for gun ownership

Using liberal logic, all spoons should be outlawed because clearly they make people eat too much and by the same token, I should also give up all ice cream and chocolate consumption to prevent others from obtaining their illicit tubs of Coffee Heath Bar Crunch.

Funny, on the subject of castration — although I don’t think he’s gone for the chop yet — I doubt Bruce Jenner’s motivation for his “fundamental transformation” had anything to do with population control, but you never know.

Lieutenant Colonel West served 22 years in the United States Army and was elected to serve in the United States Congress in 2010. Allen is a Fox News Contributor and author of Guardian of the Republic: An American Ronin’s Journey to Faith, Family and Freedom.