Morning Minute: All Boxers Aren’t Gay Holyfield

Chris Paul thinks he knows the reason why Holyfield has un-retired; plus more on a coffee injected granny and the NBA’s new no-fun rules.

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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

The NBA is once again trying it’s best to take the fun out of basketball. The league announced that they are now limiting the player’s pregame rituals. So all the things the fans have come to love before tipoff are soon going to be banned. Gone will be the pregame ritual of Lebron James tossing up powder. Gone will be the pregame ritual of the Oklahoma Thunder’s team handshakes. And gone will be the Charlotte Bobcat’s pregame ritual of crying, drinking vodka and wishing they were on the opposing team.

Okay, two weeks ago Evander Holyfield said he was retired from boxing for good. Well, now he’s saying that he’s back. Fifty year old Evander has come out of retirement and is confident that he can kick some butt and win another championship. Uh, yeah, Evander, before you come back to the sport all cocky thinking you can whoop everybody; you do realize that all boxers aren’t gay now, right?

A nursing student killed an 80 year old woman when she accidentally injected coffee into the woman’s veins instead of her medication. And afterwards what did the nurse say for herself? She said anyone can get confused and make a mistake. What? Anyone can confuse coffee with medication? I don’t know about that, but if I was this nurse’s husband, I’d keep the KY and the superglue as far away from each other as possible.