Friday, May 29, 2009

In Which I Think I Should Be Concerned ...

So Gibbsy has been in a foul mood, stalking around the West Wing, as seemingly every hour, Fox News, our sworn enemy, runs features on me. He claims that I've been doing too much self promotion. As if, as an inanimate object, I can do anything but stand there while Big Guy utters what scrolls across my screens. This, coming from the guy who sprays bronzer on before doing his press briefings.

Besides, Gibbsy is always saying how we have so-and-so media personality in our pocket and the media eating out of our hand. If he's that worried about my rising celebritydom, then he should do something about it.

Maybe I should be worried about it, though. The last guy who got this kind of coverage was Bo, and he just got fixed.

53 comments:

TOTUS, you are probably not into hamburgers and such, but it appeared that POTUS really needed your help when ordering food at the fast food "5 Brothers" restaurant today, maybe next time you could go with him and scroll the menu!!

I think Gibbsy is just mad that Bacrack isn't giving him the same type of attention that Odumba gave Larry Sinclair.

What am I talking about? The Globe has the scoop:

http://www.globemagazine.com/story/349

FIRST Lady Michelle Obama is spearheading a shocking White House cover-up, insiders say in a blockbuster GLOBE world exclusive. Sources detail the cunning tactics furious Michelle is using to muzzle the man who claims to have had gay sex and cocaine encounters with the President as she battles to protect her husband's image. It's must reading for every American!

You may be right, Melena. But, ol' Stanley supposedly spoke fluent English which would make it likely little Barry Soetoro spoke: #1 - English #2 - Indonesian.

We know that he "can't speak German as well as Chancellor Merkel." Yup, he really said that.

B.O. also cannot speak Austrian (and from the Cinco de Cuatro "punch drunk" line -- can't speak Mexican either). He can't speak French (had the AUDACITY to scorn Americans for not being able to do this).

Say, somewhere, there is a complete list if D'oh!'s "D'oh!"s. Here are just the ones I can easily recall [and I'm not including his bold face lies, like telling a Middle Eastern audience that the Senate Banking Committee was "my committee" or repeatedly declaring that Iraq had $79 million in oil profits stashed away when $50 million of that was ONLY PROJECTED PROFITS]:

- "Breathalyzer" for inhaler- 57 (and "more to go") states in the U.S.- which state am I in?- bowing to King Saud- U.S. Constitution was written 20 centuries ago- Actually thinks his policies and those of Abraham Lincoln are similar - now... hm... the name of that soldier I'm praying for is (peek)- Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...........uh......uuuummm

Hey Totus...your enemy Fox News just reported that Robert Gibbs has a giggle index. Seems he has more jokes, funny moments, and made the press laugh more than the average Press Secretary. It's called the Gibbs Giggle Index.600 instances of laughter since he started. Funny stuff, I guess.

Along with the giggles, I watched the Gibbster's response to the Birth Cert question; did anyone who saw this notice how tight his mouth got while the quest was being asked? It was a hard, straight line, indicating displeasure at the question -- it made him angry, or uncomfortable -- or both.

The his shiftly eyes look away (several times), his head ducks down (avoiding the question), and he starts that manic giggle (you know, like DR. GIGGLES...), and gives a really lame, lying excuse.

BHO is NOT a US citizen; yet, we, as citizens, do not have the right to know that.

[Mountain Mama quipped] "So do you have an exit strategy?" LOL. :o) Nice use of the Donkeys' rhetorical foolishness re: Iraq conflict.

It's getting thrown back at them quite a bit these days. Yesterday, a FOX business reporter sent a member of the Cult of Obama into a sputtering coniption ("Holy cow,...") by doing what you cleverly did above -- pointing out that the imposter POTUS just started handing out money (other people's) with "NO EXIT STRATEGY."

Hi, Melena. I didn't see ol' Giggly, but I can imagine it from some of his past stand-up routines: "Gibbster's response to the Birth Cert question; did anyone who saw this notice how tight his mouth got while the quest was being asked? It was a hard, straight line... ." [MelenaX]

He's pretty homely, that boy is. And he has NO LIPS. I don't know how that fellow sleeps at night. (head shake)

Must be hard to play the "look stupid so Dope looks smarter" role.

Yeah, liars usually get angry when cornered. They use the "righteous indignation" strategy.

That is: if I'm angry, it's because you are unfairly questionning me. After all, decent people don't get angry at a reasonable question......

BHO would have to listen, then memorize, then speak; and we know from the flubbed Oath of Office (which he never did take, BTW; the words where messed up the first time, and he didn't use the Holy Bible the second time), that he can't do that and appear to be 'elegant, charming, and an excellent orator'

Are you kidding? This is hilarious! Even Old Joe knows that Obama can't "speak impromptu" without stuttering .... Hence Joe's little joke the other day about Totus being damaged. "What will Barack do now?" Everyone thought Old Joe was just being his usual goofy self, but it was a definite dig at his boss's inability to speak without someone writing down what he is supposed to say so he can read it out loud.

BTW folks - have you heard?? TOTUS has been kidnapped by al-Qaeda terrorists!!! read about it here - http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3474

Hope it isn't true. Of course, it if is true, we might get some blessed peace for a few days and not have to listen to the messiah pontificate!