today cindy made stir-fry for dinneri chopped up some spicy peppersand then touched my eyei do not recommend that to anyonewater makes it surprisingly worseand it burnedburned so badthe burning spread to all of my left face

Mark Wahlberg! Where are you?!I won't mess with you. You're actually kind of bad ass.Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented.

jack BLACK:

And Helen Mirren — You are just hotWhat party are you going to?

john c. REILLY:

Fellas! Fellas!

will FERRELL:

(Jack Bl-) John C. Reilly!

john c. REILLY:

(There is) This madness must stopThere is no need to fearYou can have your cake and eat it tooJust look at my careerI didn't cry the bluesI didn't pick silly fightsI choose be in both Boogie and Talladega Nights!Ooooahhhh....

Don't just be clowns'Cause then you're just forcedMix it upAnd Oscar shall be yours!

jack BLACK:

He's right! I'm going to re-read that script about the guywho gets lead poisoning and then sues a major corporation --There's not a laugh in there!

will FERRELL:

And I'm going to take that project about the guywith no arms and legs who teaches gangbangers Hamlet!

john c. REILLY

Now we're talking!

will FERRELL:

I'm gonna lose 40 pounds to play Ralph Nader

jack BLACK:

I'm gonna do that gay coal-mining film with James Spader

will FERRELL:

Oh I love him!

all TOGETHER:

So Anthony Hopkins you can laughBut someday soon you'll seeHelen Mirren and an Oscar will be coming home with me...with me...Helen Mirren will be coming home with me!

i've told myself many times, over and over again, i should listen to whatever music i want, as long as i enjoy it, and others can stick their snooty little opinions up their icky little caverns.yet i feel double guilty now, for 1) looking around the office to make sure no one is around anymore and 2) because i am unplugging my headphones to plug in my speakers, so i can jam to hilary duff after-hours.so screw you all! kinda. don't judge. i'm still trying to stop judging myself.