Cuff ‘Em - page 9

Samantha wrote to us last night re: this Lorenzo Neal DUI case: "It's more regarding Kevin Spring, ya know, the Jeff Spicoli look alike. Well, ya see, he's my boyfriend. And one day, as i decided to google all the important people in my life, we googled him. And this amazing article came up. Crazy to hear other people find Kevin as fascinating as i do. He wanted to email y'all, but decidedly had me do so instead. He just wanted to thank you guys. Tell you you're tight. Rad." JUMP!

Look, whiteys, are you really this stupid? Like, so stupid towards buying football tickets that you forgo buying tickets with StubHub and decide to make deals with some bro standing on a Charlotte street corner? Your dumbass deserves to be ripped off because you should never trust a black dude with what looks to be a throat tat. NEVER! Should police be hauling Walter Sledge to jail? No, he should be doing public service announcements. "You white people so dumb."JUMP!

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Jay Mariotti is kinda starting to talk about the assaulting-his-GF-case that ruined his ESPN loudmouth career and now gives viewers hope that Skip Bayless meets a similar fate. Jay tells TMZ that he's innocent (of what, we're not sure). Maybe you remember that the former Sun-Times columnist was accused of roughing up his chick in a 2010 incident. Jay also says Charlie Sheen gets second chances, but he's supposed to live like a judge. So sad. Really sad.

Never been to New Mexico? Let us break down the NFL fandome in that state. There is Broncos fan due to proximity. Then there is Raiders fan due to his desire to please his Latino Nation in California. And of course Cowboys fan just because. Of course you can guess what happened when the Broncos and Raiders got together on MNF. A brawl at an Albuquerque Hooters! And this wasn't your run-of-the-mill drunken, unemployed whiteys going at it. JUMP!

Just a hunch that Manny Ramirez got drunk yesterday, came home and slapped around his wife. Hunch. We do know that Man-Ram was booked yesterday into the Broward County jail on a battery charge via a confrontation with his wife, Juliana (pictured). Look, BC has been out front on Manny coverage over the summer and can show you that the guy has pretty much been drunk for the last four months. Dude has been destroying LIV since April. JUMP!

We need your help, Busted Coverage Nation. Name this chick arrested post-Georgia vs. South Carolina.A 25-year-old Athens woman arrested for public intoxication after police found her passed out in the parking lot of Carousel Village Apartments, 1907 S. Milledge Ave., next to a pile of her own vomit. If you can name her and provide Facebook photos, it might be rewardable. At least one of you knows something. mail@bustedcoverage.com

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Meet Jesse Hippolite or Willie Sutton Jr. if you follow him on Facebook. You are looking at what New York cops believe is one of the most prolific bank robbers to hit NYC banks in many, many years. And he's just 23. Yes, he's a Yankees fan. Hippolite probably wouldn't have been busted if it hadn't been for his stupid ass posting photos of money, champagne and updates about robbing banks. *Filed under: Royals fan never this stupid.JUMP!

Here we go again with the Ohio vs. Alabama Craziest Bastards On The Face Of The Planet Challenge! You might remember last week when the Ohio resident was banging a pool raft. Alabama just wouldn't be shown up like that. Over the weekend the Southerners stole the flag from OH with Kimberly Hicks & her husband slamming some beers during Bama vs. Kent State. One thing led to another & mamma stabbed daddy. JUMP!

You know how Doc Gooden and Gary Sheffield were related to half of Tampa? Like every time a rookie came up to the majors, announcers would be like, "Here's Nook Logan making his Major League debut. Little known fact, he's Gary Sheffield's cousin." Yeah, pretty much everyone in Florida is related to each other. Anyway, good luck trying to follow along with this Florida youth football cheerleading brawl story. JUMP!

It was the game that our old friend Peter Burns (@PeterBurnsRadio) had been pimping all summer. The game was the University of Texas at San Antonio vs. Northeastern State. Not exactly a game that was on our radar, but the locals went bananas for the UTSA first-ever football game. 56,743 showed up at the Alamodome thanks to cheap tickets. The student body was crazy. So crazy that many rushed the field. Here comes the fuzz! Down goes Ginger!

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Via Wisconsin State-Journal: UW-Madison Police reported that they ejected 39 people from Thursday night's football game against UNLV at Camp Randall Stadium and arrested 18 of those people, all of them UW students. Step it up, people. Only so many home games for your senior year. Only so many tailgates. So many 40-man beer bongs. So many chances to fight another drunk. 30 were arrested during last year's OSU game.

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At this time last year, BC had a sick fascination with the weirdos who were smoking bath salts. Most of the bath salt smokers were from Pennsylvania and West Virginia. It was a helluva run, but things have settled down with the salt tweakers. That's why we've moved on to an Alabama-Ohio State Cuff 'Em Challenge! Bama has been out to an early lead with some Rammer Jammer meth heads, but Ohio came back with the breast milk machine gunner. Now pool raft guy.

This should be one of the easiest cases in police detective history. Since beginning this Baseball Cap Bank Robbers series there has yet to be a black dude wearing a hockey team hat while robbing a bank. And as if that isn't strange enough, a black dude robbing a Virginia bank while wearing a Vancouver Canucks hat, to boot. True, you can't really see the logo, but the media is sure that says Canucks. JUMP!

Florida fuzz have finally busted the case of the World's Worst Beer Thief wide open thanks to some old fashioned tactics. Which were? Not sure. Anyway, this beer thievery went down back in April and the sheriff's department had been investigating ever since. Complete waste of tax dollars? Probably, but this is Florida where commonsense is thrown out the window. Here is the 27-year-old moron - Juan Luis. JUMP!

Meet Michael Wibby, a Florida resident who went on an extreme shoplifting spree at a Winn-Dixie this week. According to cops, Wibby just wheeled the goods out the store and into a waiting Nissan. He threw the meat, beer, champagne and toilet paper into the trunk and took off. Eventually the fuzz caught up to homeboy and popped the trunk. Dude was going to throw one helluva party. Without coupons, the theft was calculated to be $820.20. A felony! Receipt after the JUMP!

Florida authorities, as if they aren't busy enough with retards having naked cocktail hours, have themselves a 40-year-old pawn shop fraudster. The ruse was to sell fake Babe Ruth autographed baseballs and include a fake authentication piece of paper with each sale. Marc A. Szakaly was popped last week for this ripoff campaign and cops say this scheme was fairly elaborate. This garbage wouldn't have gone down if the shop owner called Rick Harrison at Pawn Stars - JUMP!

Got ourselves a nice Cuff 'Em this morning that revolves around a N.C. gym teacher, a Ruby Tuesday's & a 35-year-old witness who says he saw Michael Lennell Wallace jacking it. Before we go any further, let's digest that middle name. Lennell? WTF is that all about? Total guess: Lennell used to get his ass kicked, decided to go out for the football team, got his ass kicked there and eventually became a gym teacher. Ladies, word is that this guy is hung like a jalapeno popper. JUMP!

At what point in life does a person decide it's the perfect time to get a "F@ck Cops" tattoo? After getting a speeding ticket on the way home with your first born? Meet Greg Alan Burden. He's been giving the Phoenix fuzz some issues with bad checks this summer. He's currently in 4th place on the Maricopa Mugshots Of The Day leaderboard, after his second bad checks bust. So many questions about this guy. Might be time for a 5 Questions.

Here we go with yet another first for our Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. This jerkoff walked into a Palm Beach, Florida bank wearing this sweatshirt thing & a Navy hat - this past Saturday. Time to make a withdrawal! Isn't there facial recognition systems that can detect the thickness of a customer's clothing. It's 90 & a guy is wearing a sweatshirt - DOORS INSTANTLY LOCK. This %^& should never happen at a Fla. bank. JUMP!

You want to know why you'll never catch our asses going to a Braves baseball game? Because there are jerkoffs like Cordricus Anderson hanging out near Turner Field with shotguns. We all know the thugs hanging around the park are either going to pickpocket us, sell us phony tickets or pull a shotgun and chasing our asses around a park. That's exactly what Anderson did Friday night in Atlanta. Seriously. Chased fans, and shot at them, with a friggin' shotgun. Details - JUMP!

There are all sorts of rumors flying around about what happened outside a club called The Ticket in Beaumont, Texas early this morning. What we do know is that OKC Thunder's Kendrick Perkins was taken to jail on public intox charges. What we also know is that an altercation of some sort happened at that club. MediaTakeOut, the trustworthy site they are, is reporting shots were fired. Meanwhile, those tweeting about the fight say nothing about shots fired. Here is what Twitter users were saying at 4 a.m. JUMP!

Remember back in the spring when a Rays training camp rental belonging to Evan Longoria, David Price and Steve Brignac was burglarized? Yeah, well two punks are now in police custody for ripping off electronics, watches, jewelry and even an AK-47. But one of the suspects has dropped a bomb on the investigation, making the claim that there was some bud in the pad. How much bud? A bunch of bud. Is this just a huge accusation to save his ass? Details - JUMP!

In case you are past the college days or just didn't realize it, college campuses are filling up with drunken, drug addicted teens as another school year gets going. Georgia student Blake Wright is back on campus. He's 19 and was headed into his second year at the Athens campus. Now the Speedo wearing, rape attempting idiot is in jail with a shredded face and an interesting Facebook page. JUMP!

Good news from the Baseball Cap Bank Robbers department over the weekend. California cops have busted the 'Sports Fan Bandit', an Asian who had quite a collection of baseball/football hats. You know how it's strange to see a black guy working at a Chinese restaurant? Yeah, well, it's about the same to see an Asian robbing a bank while wearing a Green Bay Packers hat. Your days are over Tran! Details - JUMP!

Kevin Crabtree, the infamous Enron Field streaker/escape artist, has been banned from the park under a sentencing this week after pleading guilty to charges stemming from his antics. Big loss, right? Can't go to an Astros' game? How exactly can a court properly sentence a streaker? Cut off a foot? Lose three toes of your choice? The courts better figure this one out soon because banning from worthless baseball games isn't exactly preventing the act. Full details of Kevin's sentence - JUMP!

Well, it seems like we have a serial bank robber in St. Louis who has a thing for teams in the N.L. Central. Authorities say the guy you see here in an Astros cap (notice he's still sporting the sticker!) has used a couple different National League disguises to keep cops at bay as to his identity. Listen up, BC Nation, let's get us some bank robber reward money. Scared to turn in Carlos Lee? We aren't. JUMP!

There are tatted criminals that flow through Cuff 'Em from time to time and then there is Arizona gang banger Leo Rufus Rodriguez. Dude is now 35 and still hacking it at his craft. At what age does a gang banger figure it's time to settle down and cash in his banger 401k? At 35 we figured he's be spending his days raising his little gang bangers and getting involved with the Boy Scouts pine wood derby races. Not Leo. He's building his rap sheet. JUMP!

Look at this jerkoff and his bank robbery outfit. Kinda looks like Joba Chamberlain was traded to the Mariners and walked into a grocery store bank for a withdrawal. Joba wannabe must be hard up for cash because the fuzz says Throwback has busted up two banks in July and is now being called the Mariners Bank Robber. And both times he's hit grocery store banks. Let's turn his ass in and make some cash. Details - JUMP!

Remember whitey Mark Madsen and his goofy NBA championship celebration dances? Yeah, he was regaled in the black community as a laughingstock and his street cred was about as low as humanly possible. Well, black man, looks who's back and has his name in a court case over a domain name, $110k and eBay. A guy is going to jail and it's all over a web domain. After this story you won't be laughing at Ellsworth ever again. Seriously. Details - JUMP!

Let this be a lesson to all you bullies who pick on gingers. You might get your ass kicked or even killed if you mess with the wrong red. Take Richard Starks (pictured). He was part of a drunken rager over the weekend where some 19-year-old MMA punk was calling him ginger and saying he had "weak knees." Starks, who likes himself some Megadeath and Iron Maiden, went ballistic & killed Samuel Smith. Details - JUMP!

Demetrio Crespo isn't the smartest bank robber in Florida bank robbing history. Dude decided, this week, that the only way to get out of debt was to put on his Fall Sunday best and bust up a Bank of America for $2,700. But there was a huge problem for Crespo: the getaway plan sucked and the costume was about as bad as it gets. A jogging jacket zipped up to your neck at 4 p.m. in Florida? C'mon, chief. Full details - JUMP!

Welcome to aluminum thieving 2.0, the stage when morons take recyling-for-profit to the next level. Elve Culliver & Jeanette De LaRosa are a couple of kids (well, he's 42 & she's 18) just trying to survive in these extraordinary tough economic times. It's either stealing aluminum or finding a job and Craigslist is super competitive these days. Anyway, these two decided stealing softball bleachers was a good idea. Details - JUMP!

Our friends in Florida have done it again with yet another crazy arrest story that's almost too good to be true. It seems Tammy Lee Hinton, a Port Richey, Florida resident, tried to get married Saturday in Michigan. The only problem was that her son found out and he's a tad pissed off at his mother for stealing his identity & running up utility debts. Instead of popping her at home, the fuzz waited until her wedding day! More - JUMP!

An early Sunday morning arrest of Cedric Benson in Austin gave the Cincinnati Bengals retake the NFL league lead in arrests since 2000, according to the statisticians at the San Diego Union-Tribune who track such happenings. Benson, who lives in Austin, is accused of punching an ex-roommate on an Austin street corner at 5 a.m. We're thinking there should be an asterisk next to this league lead. Benson is a free agent. Details - JUMP!