Funny Easter quotes 2020

Easter is here! It’s almost hard to believe it. I mean, where does time fly to. Anyways, let's worry about getting older later, its time for chocolates, colored eggs, and bunnies! And, for celebrating Salvation. So, why don't we celebrate Gods unfailing love by spreading some love and laughter? these funny Easter quotes will make you laugh, forget your troubles and just enjoy the holiday. After all, the more you laugh the more you live.

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Lent is when the vegetarians try to convert the Catholics.- Melanie White

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.

- Garrison Keillor

Easter holiday quotes

A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, “When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off.”

- Jon Stewart

2,000 years ago Jesus was crucified. Three days later he walks out of a cave. And now they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow peeps, and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

- Billy Crystal

Easter tastes better than Halloween, and you don't have to ring a lot of doorbells.

- Billy

Easter combines the best of the present with the traditions of the past – like Cadbury cream eggs with hunting and gathering.

- Melanie White

This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.

Cute Easter quotes

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Easter is always cute too, isn't it?

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there."

Of course, peeps don’t have that long shelf life, do they?

"What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises." — Chuck Palahniuk.

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Happy Easter quotes

Happy Easter, everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead -- and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God." — Denis Leary

Funny Easter holiday quotes

Easter is when your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you can't find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones.

Quotes about Easter

"If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden." — Unknown

Again, if believing in a magical, pooping bunny means I get candy at the end of it, I'm down for a little extra imagination this Easter.

Easter quotes from the bible

Yeah, apart from the fun that comes with Easter, Christians can also find some beautiful quotes from the bible. After all, what beats the satisfaction of finding pleasure while feeding your faith? these Easter quotes religious verses will do just that.

The Christ will suffer and rise from the dead on the third day, and repentance and forgiveness of sins will be preached in his name.” -Luke 24:46-47

He was delivered up for our trespasses and raised for our justification.” -Romans 4:25

“For if we have been united with him in a death like his, we shall certainly be united with him in a resurrection like his.” -Romans 6:5

Easter messages and quotes

Today is the day to be happy because Jesus is alive! Add cheer by giving Easter messages to the people around you! Spread the joy with these funny Easter greetings.

Easter is the time of year when all of the Halloween candy miraculously makes it into the Easter Basket. Happy Easter to all the candy lovers out there!

Who else loves to bite the heads of their chocolate Easter bunnies? Wishing you all a Happy Easter!

If you will find an Easter egg with a bunny inside, I’ll double your allowance. Happy Easter!

Do you know why Jesus Christ rose from the dead? So that He will see you whenever you secretly eat my chocolates. Happy Easter!