Talk about video games, movies, music, news, and technology without wading through a thousand dumb kids and dozen exclamation points after each sentence. Try it out for a few days and remember what it's like to breathe Internet air without getting two lungs full of stupid.

Dude got us all excited about having our own tank. Every other game forum on the planet would be jealous. "Did you see the TNL Tank? No? Oh man you gotta go over there!"
And what happened there? He lost interest and dashed all our hopes.