sticks it in your

Ears No One Reads

-----Ears for Weeks 1-41 were plain old boring
People/Fashion/Gardens, that type of thing-----

Week 42:

Mysteries of Life Unraveled
(12/19/93 no credit)

Week 43:

Walking on Eggshells With Hob-Nailed Boots
(12/26/93 no credit)

Week 44:

Raising Humor to New Depths
(1/2/94 no credit)

Week 45:

Twenty-Five Years of Error-Free Jounralism
(1/9/94 no credit)

Week 46:

Fearlessly Publishing Words Such As [EXPLETIVE]
(1/16/94 no credit. The seriously
under-appreciated Faerie of the Ear No One Reads wishes to inquire as to
whether anyone has noticed the Faerie's handiwork, and to solicit ideas for
future weeks.)