Food product conglomerate Campbell's is having a shaky year selling food products, which the company blames on a "seismic shift" in how people eat. Campbell's solution: to grab onto every last trendy food trend and ride those babies till the wheels fall off.

So, you people are tired of the "classics" such as Campbell's tomato soup and whatever other food products are most famous for being painted by a dead artist? Not to worry. The folks at Campbell's have been doing their homework. Trends? You like trends? They got trends. All the god damn trends.

Juicing? "[The] marketer will launch a new range of V8 flavors that seek to seize on the juicing trends with varieties such as Carrot Mango, Healthy Greens and Purple Power, which is a veggie blend with beets."

If you're aware of any other foodstuffs that are experiencing a short-term upsurge in popularity, no matter how ill-deserved, contact the Campbell's corporation, and they will put that shit in a smoothie for you.