I get really annoyed when people try and hook me up with someone I don't have feelings for.

[Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11

People concerned with "loyalty" and "getting each others' backs" makes me really suspicious.

Like, you know you do dumb shit and ask stupid favors.

Meh, I've found that of you help someone out who nobody gives a shit about, it pays off.

I think of social interactions as feedback loops.

[Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11

Who's the asshole who made these ads that pop-up on your touchscreen so you inadvertently click on them when you're trying to select something else? I want to slowly murder that person with paper cuts.

Also, the scrotum in this coffee shop who's playing music out loud on his phone. Plug that shit into your ears, man; everyone else doesn't need to be subjected to that.