Birthdayits my 26th b day and im sober YEE HAWW have a toke for me a shot a bong hit whatever your vice lay one down for me
xox
jess

Birthdate And LoveBirthdate and Love
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Your Birthdate: November 29
You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move.
It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone.
Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 3
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5
You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Birth Date Information - More Than You Want To Know, Lmao!Birthday Calculator
3 June 1947
Your date of conception was on or about 10 September 1946 which was a Tuesday.
You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Gemini.
Your Life path number is 3.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2432339.5.
The golden number for 1947 is 10.
The epact number for 1947 is 8.
The year 1947 was not a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/22/1947 and ending 2/9/1948.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; your plant is Mullein.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Mesore, the fourth month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 15 Sivan 5707.
Or if

Birthdays Suck!!!it was my birthday last week, wednesday to be exact. i woke up completely miserable!!! it was gray outside, and just gloomy, much like my mood. it was work as usual, although i wasn't feeling too well. about 15 minutes after my 1 yr old daycare child arrived, he gave me my first present. i reached down to pick him up and stuck my hand into enormous gift that was protruding from its packaging. UGH!!!! later that day, another daycare child of mine, who is 5 yrs old, christened my living room carpet with the contents of his stomach. as if getting older wasn't enough!

Birthday WishesI want to thank everyone for the gifts sent and all the birthday wishes it was much appreciated. I had a shitty birhday, actually it was a rough weekend in general (family drama bullshit). It was nice to be able to log onto cherry tap and see all the sweet comments and gifts left for me...so thanks everyone for thinking of me. I love you all!!!!

Birthday Wishesi see only one of my so called friends wished me a happy b-day thanks guys

BirthdaysThere are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year.
Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete anyone!!)
DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!!
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January 3 -jackie d:]
January 4 - Han Lee
January 5 -
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January 14 - Sam & Sawyer B.
January 15 -
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January 21 - Justin Ashford
January 22 -
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January 27 - Kit
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January 31 - Alexandra G.
February 1 -
February 2 - Alun
February 3
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Birth TestBirth Test (I'm a 7)
Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, re-post this bulletin with your birth number in the subject line.
Have fun!
Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what
our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the
challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the
numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until
there is only one digit.
A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to
be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little
insight.
Example: June, 9 1972
6 + 9 + 1972 = 1987
1 + 9 + 8 + 7 = 25
2 + 5 = 7
Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 7 is the
Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example.
#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THE CONSERVATIVE
#5 THE NONCONFORMIST
#6 THE ROMANTIC
#7 THE INTEL

Birthday WishesI JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT AND EXPRESS MY THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE THAT WAS SHOWN TO ME ON MY BIRTHDAY. I WAS SO AMAZED FROM ALL THE CARDS AND COMMENTS AND I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART...YOU ARE THE BEST FRIENDS I COULD EVER ASK FOR...STAY SAFE AND HAVE AN AMAZING DAY
MUCH LOVE...DAVE

Birthday SignAQUARIUS - The Slut
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Very attractive. Most caring person Ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Keeper
Outgoing. Lovable.

The Birthday PartyIT WAS APRIL 17TH, AND MY FRIEND HEATHER WAS JUST TURNING 25, SHE'S MY EX-BOYFRIENDS FRIEND FROM SCHOOL, AND SHE WAS SO HOT LOOKING, WE GAVE HER JEWELERY AND SHE JUST ABOUT MELTED, WE TOOK SHOTS OF JAGERMEISTER I HAD ABOUT 7 OF THEM SHE WAS ALREADY BUZZING, SHE HAD BEEN HITTING ON ME AND MY EX ON PREVIOUS OCCASIONS, WHICH IS ALL GOOD, SINCE WE WERE STILL CLOSE FRIENDS. -AND WE SHARE, SHE WAS WEARING FISHNET STOCKINGS BLACK SKIRT AND TOP, MY EX CONFESSES TO ME THAT HE DOESN'T THINK THAT SHE SWUNG THE BI-SEXUAL WAY, BUT THE FIRST NIGHT WE MET SHE DANCED WITH ME AND KISSED ME AND THEN LATER RATED ME A "13" SO IT MADE ME WONDER? -I HAD STATED EARLIER IN THE DAY "SO HELP ME GOD, IF SHE HITS ON ME," SO WE WERE DRIVING OUT TO THE BEACH IN OCEAN SHORES ROCKING OUT TO MUSIC, AND HEATHER JUST POPS OFF AND SAYS, I'M BI-SEXUAL AND I SAID HEATHER U DON'T SWING THAT WAY AND SHE SAYS HELL YEAH I DO AND MY EXPRESSION WAS HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH, SHE WANTED TO GO RUNNING NAKED ON THE BEACH WITH ME SOME PE

Birthday Weekendwell it was a fun brithday weekend CHECK OUT THE NEW INK!!!! thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday

Birthday.. I Want Uber !YEPP YEPP I'M PIMPIN MYSELF FOR MY BIRTHDAY !!
I WANNA HIT LEVEL UBER CHERRY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY ON MAY 30TH ! RIGHT NOW I NEED 95,786 ! SO IF U CAN HELP JUST A LIL I WOULD A APPRECIATE IT SO KINDLY ! I HAVE GREAT FAM,FRIENDS,AND FANZ I THINK I CAN DO IT. U THINK ?
XOXOXO.. BIG THANK YOU TO THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN HELPING ALREADY !!

The Birth Of ComedyAnd then they changed course,
building the shrines and theaters
of the wine god far away from
the cities, deep in the swamps
of maenad frenzy. They relieved
the women of their tragic duty,
the red scream of birth and
tearing off of heads, replacing
them with mean bearing phalloi
singing lewd and raucous of
the time just after maiden grief,
that winter month of fermentation
when the first flush hits
the brain with wallops of profane joy.
Stroll out the ass-men with
their stoutly-sodden staffs
waving at the heavens
with the lowest majesty
sex affords, the sacred reduction
of the civilized man into
all his laughable laments
as he blunders in his stinking
swamp. Hes led by the nose
of his pickled pompous hose,
taking every curse and abuse
like a pilgrim in reverse,
going down where wings should fly.
Behold the son of gods
in his cups, a donkey
braying to our bucolic jeers
the grand humility of which
we are so comically in arrears.
Well, its just a tent

Birthday LamentSo once again, my birthday is here, and once again, i find myself growing older, and i wonder to myself, am I wiser? As we all know the saying, older and wiser... Older is the one we can't stop, no matter what, every second we get older. Can't stop that, no matter what we do. However, wiser.... Have I really gotten wiser. Honestly, I don't know yet. I guess true wisdom is from somewhere that can't be described, and you really don't know until its either too late, or someone points it out to you.
I stand on the precipice of entering my 4th decade on the planet... (decade 1: 0-9, decade 2: 10-19, decade 3: 20-29, decade 4: 30-39)... and I look back on my life, and I've decided that the last 3 months, since I've found you guys, have been the best times I've had so far, and I'm not going anywhere, and you better not either.

Birthdayi am now 19 years old on my secound kid with a juggalo and well you know you are stupid when you had a kid with him b4 but any way shit happens when you feel un loved by some one that says they are your bf but now i got a tat and tong done my prom is june 1 but i dont get why is it an hour away from my school hello what are they trying to do make all the senourse get lost to go to the own prom and i want a juggalo dead cuz he is bs me and i will like to punch him in the face he an ass that should die and go to hell his lil girls should hate his ass for using woman but ya i wish i wasnt feeling shitty to the point i hate this bed but any way i hate phones i hate cars i hate guy but i love my snowball cuz it dont metal

BirthdaysWell, my Sweet Mom died March 11 this year, and today would have been her 76th Birthday. She now is no longer burdened with worrying about her 3 daughters and one son and hubby with Alzheimers. She can finally have peace and no more pain that she has suffered for the last 20 years. So very many times I almost called her to let her know about what is happening around here, she loved it out here where I live in the country. She would have adored this tiny baby that currently resides here named Bambi. But, she knows all this already, and now can have a few laughs as she watches this crazy house!!( a 10 pound dog that thinks she is the deers' Mommy ) Please, all of you that still are Blessed with your Mom's still alive. NEVER ever take them for Granted! They will not be here forever!

Birth Month BlogthingYour Birth Month is January
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.
Your soul reflects: deep love, fascination with life, and a distinctive persona
Your gemstone: Garnet
Your flower: Snowdrop
Your colors: Black, dark red, and dark blue
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Birth Month...Your Birth Month is April
You are trustworthy and highly ethical in all facets of life.
Helpful and steady, you are able to solve any problem.
Your soul reflects: Bliss, playfulness, and curiosity
Your gemstone: Diamond
Your flower: Sweet Pea
Your colors: Yellow and red
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Birthday PlansLADIES AND GENTLEMEN: ITS JOHNNYS 36TH BIRTHDAY BASH!!!
My Birthday is June 4th.. its a Monday. I have been arranging my schedule at work and it looks like I will be working for Mike from 9-5 that day. No biggie.. I havent had to work on my b-day for the last 3yrs..and Im off early enough to still have plenty of time to go out and have fun.
Im thinking:
Dinner: LOS AGAVES (Southpark location)
6:30/7 pm
Drinks and general Debauchery:
The Arena- The District of Rock Island
Located between the Daquari Fatory and RIBCO
Karaoke starts @ approx 10pm..
Yes I said Karaoke! Its my birthday. DEAL!.. They also have an XBOX hooked up to the BIG SCREEN TV.. so if anyone wants to bring some games.. thats fine.. you can play them on their system.
If you think you might attend.. go ahead and reply with an RSVP so I have an idea of how many too expect..
This is a PYOB event... PAY YOUR OWN BILL!!
Of course, if anyone wants to pay for the birthday boy.. well, thats compl

Birthdayso i been doin the birthday thing today for Jeralin she was 8 today lucky me shes almost grown shes so hatful.....but all in all a good day.....last night was my oldest prom to her surprise she was voted prom queen im so pleased i was prom queen so thats cool now i can relax and sleep.......xoxo

Birthday Thankshe to all my friends thanks for the happy birthday greetings from everyone who left me i really wanted to say thanks it means alot to me
also wanted to remind everyone i have a lounge opened but i need help in making it the best one on cherrytap so if anyone knows how to set up a lounge or any ideas please let me know if all r weclomed to join thanks dale jr

BirthdayBirthday
I was glad to be heading home . There really should be a law
against having to work on your birthday. Yea, today I turn the big
two five, but I am happy to say I still look great. I stand five
foot five, with hair black as night and only a few inches to go
before reaching my tight ass. My eyes are still deep blue, and not a
wrinkle can be found on my silky skin. Even my full breast are
perfectly in place. Which is a good thing since my much younger
twenty one year old girlfriend would not be with me otherwise. So
with a soft sigh, I pulled into my driveway.
I opened the door to see two of the world's sexiest women
standing and waiting for me. My girl, Lorie, looked at me with a
devilish grin. Oh, she is perfect. I looked over her trying to
figure out how I got this red haired vixen. She had the lightest
green eyes, they made her hair look even brighter. She had a dragon
tattoo that spread over her belly, and both of her nipples were
pierced. I loved softly

BirthdayOn a stormy night, you walk to you car parked near the end of the parking lot it has been a long day and all you want is to go home and take a warm bath. The closer you get to your car the hair on the back of your neck stands up you feel as if some one is watching you. Then you hear tires squealing in behind you turn to look and a dark van approaches you at a high rate of speed. You start to run for your car when the vans pulls up close to you then the door opens, your pulled in and a dark hood placed over you. You try to scream but there is a hand covering your face, you fell another set of hands removing your clothes , your hands our bound as you lat there on the floor of the van in nothing but your panties.
You drive for what seems hours your body quaking in fear, thinking what is going on, how can this be happening to me. Your pulled out of the van and lead down some steps you feel a cool and damp air around you. As you are lead into a room your placed on a bed and the binds

Birthday PresentA wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at

Birth Of A Candy BarIt was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Krunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like Pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snicker and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O

Birthdayinjury or no injury doesn't matter because this weekend is gonna go off !!! yes yes ladies and gentlemen I am turning 22 (finally) and to celebrate we're having a massive house party up at aldinga! shall be bloody awesome and I cant wait. most likely will end up with alcohol poisoning lol but thats ok cos' its my birthday mwahahahahahaha.
wont be around for a couple of days cos i'll be out of town and nursing the mother of all hang overs! so the party and drinking season has begun!

Birthday SexAdam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

BirthchartName: Michelle
May 17 1975
1:32 PM Time Zone is EDT
Rising Sign is in 28 Degrees Leo
You love to be the center of attention and you want to appear strong, confident and dominant. You are very proud of yourself, sometimes quite vain even. When all around you are bedraggled and falling apart, you look like a million bucks! Very dignified and honorable, you enjoy the power and privilege, but not the responsibilities, that come with leadership. You are very idealistic but can also be quite stubborn. Others impress you only if they have integrity (but wealth, power and influence can also turn your head). You prefer rich, elegant surroundings and possessions, and will try to acquire them as your budget allows. Physically, you are very impressive - - at your best you have a regal, charismatic demeanor and bearing. Try not to be such a showoff!
Sun is in 26 Degrees Taurus.
You are known for being patient, slow moving and careful -- you love to prolong and savor enjoyable tim

Birthdayi want to say thank you to all my friends that sent me birthday cards and remembered my birthday thanks

BirthdayYour Birthdate: July 23
You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.
You're good at so much - you never know what to do.
Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long.
You are destined for a life of travel and fun.
Your strength: Your likeability
Your weakness: You never feel satisfied
Your power color: Bright yellow
Your power symbol: Asterisk
Your power month: MayWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Birthday CakeI never thought trying to find a cake for Rayna could be so hard. That girl can't make up her mind. I have to go shopping for her gift tonight and I have no idea what to get her. She is going to be 7 on fathers day. And all she says is that she wants a brat doll. Nothing else. Ahhhhhh. And her dad and I went togeather to get her a baby ball python for her birthday. She loves her dad's snakes and stuff and it will teach her some responsibilty. Plus the snake will stay at his house. And Kaden is so easy to shop for. Spiderman or toy cars. Not to hard. Thank god. I just dont know what to get Rayna tho. Any ideas?

BirthdayWell its my birthday on 27 th of june an my party starts on that day and ends on 1 st july im gonna party big time only 29 this time so gotta live as much before i get to my dirty 30's hehe lol anywho hope to hear some b/day wishes an lots o pressies of my family an get lots of drinks bought for me an well not do any stupid stuff {i am male} lol an then meet a lass that can finaly handle me ? think i will never find that lol soo bye for now

BirthdaysMY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS. I HATE TO THINK I'M A YEAR OLDER BUT WHAT THE HELL! CAN'T STOP FATHER TIME! STOP BY AND WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GOTTA GO..........

BirthdayToday is my youngest sons 6th birthday!
We will be back and forth all day celebrating!!!
Its a anything goes day for him! we might be going to chinese to eat.. the arcade to play and of course toys r us for a special toy that just he picked out!!
:D :D :D

Birthday LoveI JUST WANNA THANK ALL OF MY FRIENDS HERE ON CHERRYTAP FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY WISHES AND LOVE YOU SHOWED ME IT WAS AWESOME MUCH LOVE TO ALL OF YOU XOXO

Birth Of A Soul MateBirth of a SoulMate
Long lay the winter that slept in me like a child
with sheets of snow and ice buried in a secluded forest
And there the air fell heavy on my heart with the weight of death
yet life lived on like some forgotten secret in a song
The echo of the night came through in silent flight
and left me deaf to worlds around
And the sun never showed its mercy on me
until a light from your soul cast in me an awakening
that floated gently through the dawn...
And the sunrise arose in me with such a heat
that it pierced my soul
and brought instant tears
that fell on fresh green grass that I suddenly knew
I reached out a trembling hand, and touched the morning dew
And laying my head against your chest
I heard your heart beating in perfect rhyme with my own
And it reminded me of a thing called love
that I could now recall like an old friend
who once held my hand as I went quietly into the night
and I was deaf no more
And the summer breezes blow throu

BirthdaysI spoke with my sister tonight and she never wished me happy birthday just kind of has me down in the dumps.

Birthday BoyDave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"
Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser.
Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the

Birthday WishesThanks to all of you that took the time to wish me a happy birthday and shower me with gifts. Hugs and kisses to you all.

Birthday WishesThanks to all of you that took the time to wish me a happy birthday and shower me with gifts. Hugs and kisses to you all.

BirthdaysThere are 365 Birthdays in a year.
> Out of all the billions of people who
> live in this world, there has got to be somebody born
> on each day of the year. We are going to try to
> accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the
> calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year.
> Add your name (NO LAST NAMES) and your city next to
> your birth date to the list below. Then send this list
> to other people.
> Remember,
> COPYING and PASTING this into a NEW E-MAIL will keep
> it clean and make it easier to read than just
> forwarding it. If someone has already put their name
> in the slot of your birthday, please just add your
> name beside and DO NOT DELETE THAT PERSON'S NAME!!!
>
> January 1- Hayley (maidenhead England )
> January 2- Louise ( Scotland )
> January 3-
> January 4-
> January 5-
> January 6-PETE [ okla. usa]
> January 7- Annie ( Nicosia , Cyprus )
> January 8-lauren( sunnyvale CA , USA )
> January 9- Lindsey( San Jose ca) ( USA ) Aisling

Birthdayi don't write in this blog thing much....
i just wanted to say thank you to everyone who sent me virtual gifts and those who wished me a happy birthday/canada day :P
but i'm pretty much siked.... my sister bought me Beastie Boy tickets :D Denver Colorado.... oh word... i can't wait XD
and i got $170 from the rest of my family (hopefully i can use this and try to beg a little more so i can go see john

Birthdate Info28 July 1976
Your date of conception was on or about 5 November 1975 which was a Wednesday.
You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 4.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2442987.5.
The golden number for 1976 is 1.
The epact number for 1976 is -1.
The year 1976 was a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/31/1976 and ending 2/17/1977.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dragon.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 1 Av 5736.
Or if you wer

Birthdays On The 4th !!!!THESE TWO AWESOME CHERRIES HAVE BIRTHDAYS ON JULY 4TH !! GO SHOW THEM THAT MAD CHERRY LUV !!! THEY RETURN IT !
TIM
~Tim~@ CherryTAP
MARIA
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THANKS TO ALL THOSE THAT ALREADY HAVE !!!
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Birthday Greetings And Giftsthanks to everyone that sent me a birthday greeting or, an gift It was greatly appreated!!!
Glad I have my Cherry Tap Friends!

Birthday-present W___eAs you might've noticed, my birthday is in a week. Mainly as a service to my mom, who never knows what to get me even after 23 years, I've been maintaining an Amazon.com Wishlist, set it up to hide purchases, and items get mailed out here to Iraq.
In the spirit of greedy camgirls preying upon the generosity of horny rich men, here's my Wishlist:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/NTD9A6ZJN2ST/
Or to seem less greedy, you can see what currently tickles my pickle. Geekin' ain't cheap.

A Birthday RetrospectiveA while back a friend of mine posted to his blog what he called an Easter Retrospective. It was beautifully crafted and Ive actually returned to it more than once because Ive found it to be not only inspiring, but also heartening. Unfortunately for me, hes removed the post from his blog now. Oh well This past birthday I found myself reflecting quite a bit on my life now, in comparison to my life one year ago and partially in honor of my friend, Im going to follow in his footsteps a bit here and post my Birthday Retrospective:Relationships 06:Things between my Daughters Father and I are strained. I want him to notice me. I want him to love me again. I try so hard to please him, to be sexy for him, to make him want me. Ive spent months watching him make love to someone else in the exact way Ive always wished hed touch me. Ive not yet been told that Im a pity fuck at best but its coming. KazaKitsune and I on the other hand are close and getting closer. She has bec

Birthdayok i'll be leaving soon to start my birthday stuff. hope everyone has a good eekend i may be on here and there from chris's house not sure.
peace
Remy

BirthdayIt's your birthday! We are home and just finished a romantic candlelite dinner...antipasto, homemade garlic bread, veal scallopine with cappelini, and a black forrest cake for dessert. I quickly clean up the kitchen while you sit at the table and we talk about the day and you are looking over your gifts....I finish up and turn to you...you are so darn Sexy ...You know , I say to you I still have one more gift upstairs....I walk across the dining room and lean down to give you a kiss.. I tell you...I want to give you your other gift....I want to make love to you but we need to go upstairs and I need to cover your eyes....you have a big grin on your face and say this sounds interesting...I tie a bandana to cover your eyes and carry you up the stairs to our room...I lead you to the bed and gently push you back...the room smells sweet with the scent of vanilla candles....you lie back on the bed and I remove your clothing....I raise your arms above your head and tie your wrists with a soft

Birthday SupriseBirthday Suprise
You're tired after your long road trip
back from Alabama. The only thing you can think of is taking a shower and going to sleep. When you go inside
the house you're suprised to see me sitting on your couch watching t.v. "Cory? Is that really you?" I stand up
walk over to you and give you a big hug and kiss. "Did you really think that I'd let your birthday go bye
without giving you your present?" "I need a shower you can't see me like this." As you start walking into the
bathroom. As you enter the bedroom you start taking off your clothes getting ready to do just that. "I can't
believe this he's really here." You tell yourself as you enter the bathroom and turn on the water. You get into
the shower and for the first five minutes just let the water run over you. Then you start to get yourself ready,
you shave your legs, armpits and trim up your pussy leaving only a thin strip of hair above it. While you've
been in the shower I set up the be

Birthday Calculator7 April 1964
Your date of conception was on or about 16 July 1963 which was a Tuesday.
You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Aries.
Your Life path number is 4.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2438492.5.
The golden number for 1964 is 8.
The epact number for 1964 is 16.
The year 1964 was a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/13/1964 and ending 2/1/1965.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dragon.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 25 Nisan 5724.
Or if you were born after sundown

Birthday And Being Booted Out?Well my step-dad has been on my ass to get a job but my biggest problem is that I'm basicly a built-in babysitter for my parents and I can't very much get a night job due to my lack of transportation. Well for the past few weeks he's been threatening to kick me out on my upcoming b-day so I've been trying to talk to some of my friends about staying with them until I can get on my feet but so far the effort has bared no fruit and well I have very limited finaces. I know some of you would ask why not ask family? Well I would but eather they are too far away, wont take me in or I've detached myself from that end of the family. So I donno what I'm going to do at this point.

Birthday In 3 Days!Alright guys..for those of you who I know from the Maryland area,I will be at the Maryland Line Bar/Grill eeevery evening from thursday-friday for part of my birthday week celebration! Tuesday(my actual birthday evening) I will most likely be up in Red Lion with my friends from work and wednesday in York with my old school friends. So as you can see already...I won't be on here too often this week. I'm going to try to enjoy every bit of this as much as possible cause hey,i'm only going to turn 24 on the 24th of July once in my life. So why not enjoy it? Just giving everyone a heads up on why some of you might not be seeing me on here too much. Birthday wishes of course are always welcome cause well...either way you all know I love getting comments. Hope you all have a good week. *hugs*
~Kelly

Birth Dayswhile this sunday 24 min after midnight ill be 24 for the first time so i hope evry ones say happy b day to me

Birth Of A NightmareRidien stepped out into the darkness just as the rain started falling. Paying no heed to the dismal weather, he turned and walked slowly down the street toward his favorite pub. This ritual had started years before, and tonight would be no different. A working class but well off shopkeeper, Ridien was known by nearly everybody in the village and was liked by most. One liked him even more than the rest....her name was Machell. She was unknown in the village of Rhenquest by name, but well known as a demon who stalked the night, preying on the blood and souls of the innocent. Ridien was born in this little village and had there spent his life, Machell had been watching him from an early age. She lived well beyond the village, deep in the mountains of Shamora. On this night she had plans to finally claim Ridien as her own. The pub was filled with a smell of smoke and stale bourbon that Ridien had grown accustomed to from his earliest evenings there. The same lonely peopl

Birthday(s) FunI don't think I'm ever here anymore, but anyway. Had a birthday party for Andrea and Kait yesterday. Kait's birthday was the 8th, Andrea's is the 31st. So both my lil girls are 5 right now =)
Cake and ice cream pretty much. They helped me pick out their cakes and frostings and candles last week, then yesterday morning, helped me bake and decorate them. Twas lots of fun. Of course I had to hide the cakes till 6 cuz all day they wanted to eat them. My bestest friend Manders came with her hubby. My dad, of course, was there, and his girlfriend. And Aaron came too. Lots of cool stuff for them... Bikes, pony toys, purses, etc. Yep. Lots of fun. But they're growing up so fast.
Unrelated to birthdays... This weekend I'm going up north for some camping fun with Aaron. Can't wait. Went up to his parents place last month, but wanna tent camp this time round. Fun times later this week =D

BirthdaysI would like to wish A Happy Birthday to all my ct friends whose birthdays are coming up.May you all have many more

Birthdaywell its my birthday how bout a blast from one of my awsome friends happy bday to me

Birth Test....i'm A 2Birth Test
Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your number in the Subject and Pass it on! Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.
To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth Date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
Example May 24, 1940
5 + 24 + 1940 = 1969
1 + 9 + 6 + 9 = 25
2 + 5 = 7 keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 7 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.
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#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THE CONSERVATI

Birthday!Hellz ya folks I turned 20 yesterday! Got a shit load of gifts here on Fubar and got some great birthday wishes on here and Myspace. Thanks to all for making my birthday yesterday hella special!! :D

Birth Control DiaphragmWhat is a Diaphragm?
A diaphragm is a thin rubber dome with a springy and flexible rim. It is inserted into the vagina, fits over the cervix and is held in place by vaginal muscles. A diaphragm holds spermicide in place over the cervix (opening to the uterus). Spermicide kills sperm, preventing fertilization. After intercourse, it should be left in place for 6-8 hours. Diaphragms are 86-94% effective as birth control.
Diaphragms may offer some limited protection against reproductive tract infections and HIV/AIDS.
Use
another diaphragm pictureGetting a diaphragm requires a fitting in a clinic. During the fitting, a fitting ring is inserted into the vagina. The largest ring that fits comfortably is usually the one chosen. Different types of diaphragms are available. You and your medical provider can decide between coil, flat, or arcing spring diaphragms.
Diaphragms can be inserted up to 2 hours before sex because spermicide is only effective for 2 hours. If you insert your

BirthdayHey everyone. Its my birthday tomarrow. lol i will only be 26 can ya believe it. oh well another year that i cheated life.;)

Birthday, Booze, Tats Oh MyIts update blog time!
I had this blog idea all sorted in my head. A very upbeat happy fun time blog. I had a great birthday. But then, as things always seem to do in my life, something came crashing down. It's sort of put a damper on my mood, and I am doing my best to wade through the waters right now.
So, Friday was my last day at work. L Very sad. Many did not realize it was my last day. Many thought I still had another week. Well, I did not give much notice when I had decided that I just could not stay another week. Just too much to do and too much going on. One boss took me to lunch. That would be the one no one really gets along with. It was rather awkward. One of our Animal Shelter volunteers brought me a chocolate brownie fudge cheesecake. Which, I saved for me and Julie!! Heheheh It was not easy saying goodbye to anyone. I did not much like it. It got to be like family up there.
Saturday I got a little bit of organizing and packing done. Julie came up f

Birthday PartyWell I am having a birthday party on the 18th @ maynards in seven springs NC. Hope Y'ALL can make it.

Birthday Day, The 1stThank you all who sent the cards and gifts for my birthday! Hugs and kisses!
Came and went without incident. Son sang Happy Birthday at midnight, left a 'Happy Birthday Mom' screen saver on computer, got cards from my family. Sister sent me a box of "50" items. Gag gifts..the ones you can get at Spencers. They were funny!
Late bf's nephew called and gave me well wishes.
Step daughter called today saying she did not forget, her washer went out on her and she was trying to get it fixed. Her daughter was trying to go swimming and was a chore trying to keep her out of there. She is 2 years old.
Have not heard from step son and daughter in law.
Fixed supper and went to bed.
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Found this at another site. Lemme know what you think.
The Rules of Fuck Buddies: In Detail
Ive already had a Rules of Fuck Buddies, but that post was more of an introduction to the fuck buddy concept. This post is meant to be about the p

BirthdayYour Birthdate: December 13
You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking.
However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone.
Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5
You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Birthday PartyWell its that time of the year again. Ill be turning 26 next sat aug 11th. not sure where im gonna be celebrating it at more than likely at little country if would like to come join me to celbrate my birthday please let me know. I would love to meet you all and have a great time. there will probably be a party before the bar im hoping so that wil be fun too. so reply comment send me a message however you want to do it to let me know love you all.

The Birthday PresentA couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck, and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look," she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. My birthday is coming up and you could surprise me you know."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a bathroom scale.
Funeral services are pending.

BirthdayThank you for those who greeted me ^_^
thank you for the greetings!!!!
hope you have a great day ^_~
luv you all ^_~

Birth Control PillThere were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal.
The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile.
Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control she planned to use.
Her answer was, "the rhythm method."
"That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good record"
He asked the second gal what system she planned on using.
"I plan on using birth control pills," she said.
Again he said, "Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them."
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using.
Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method."
After a short delay, he told her that s

Birthday RemembranceThis week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31.
Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast, don't they.

Birthday WishesHi everyone, i am currently away on vacation, but wanted to send a huge warm thankyou to all of you who sent me birthday wishes and more. It was such a nice treat to see so many wishes from everyone...so again thank you very much.
See you all when I return from vacation
cheeky :P

Birthday: July 7thYour Birthdate: July 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July

BirthdayToday Aug 14, 2007 is my son's birthday. My baby is a man. A very good man. He has a new wife(old girlfriend) they have 3 kids,a house and mortgage, a dog, a camper on a lake for getaways,4 wheelers to get into serious fun, and the whole future ahead of him. He has his faults but compared to some of my friends kids,he is a gem. He helps me out with house repairs and yard work and he helps me move STUFF. Even when it is out of his way to get here. I think I got very very lucky. And today when I see him I will get very mushy and hug him and tell him just that. Today is a good day!!!

Birth Month MeaningYour Birth Month is October
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.
Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love
Your gemstone: Tourmaline
Your flower: Cosmos
Your colors: White and yellow
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Birthday!!!!!!!Birthday coming up August 18th and and guess how many?lol. but feeling young!!!!Its Party Time!!!!!!Any male strippers around here? lol
my wish is for The Jet Dragon to sing Happy b/day to me like he has once before!!!!!

Birth Star ChartName: Larry Caylor
September 26 1968
10:00 PM Time Zone is EDT
Orlando, FL
Rising Sign is in 28 Degrees Taurus
Calm and deliberate, you hate to move quickly or act hastily. Very practical, every effort must count or you can't be bothered. Patient, persistent and steady, but very stubborn -- you can't be pushed or pressured into anything. You seem outwardly self-assured because you tend to repress your inner tension and turmoil. You exude an earthy warmth, friendliness and charm. You demand comfortable surroundings and appreciate the good life. Be careful of a tendency to be overly self-indulgent. At times, you are lazy and difficult to motivate. Overcoming inertia is a problem for you and, because you are not by nature a self-starter, it is often necessary for you to receive stimuli from others in order to get moving.
Sun is in 04 Degrees Libra.
Very sociable, you enjoy being with others and definitely prefer not be alone. Warm and affectionate, you go out of your way to mak

Birthday!Thanks for the gifts and the wishes, much appreciated......xx

Birthdays!oiy!!! so ok I am now back in town from my birthday weekend! It was a hell of a lot of fun.. if you texted or called me you know.. if you got a text or call.. dude I was smoked I cannot officially take responsibility for anything in said communications (although the things said.. prolly true lol) I feel rough as hell but all & all .. lots of money spent & alcohol consumed and WOOOOOHOOOO! for me I stayed out of any sort of things that could possibly get me in trouble. (thats right bitches I stayed out of trouble ... sorta lol)pictures are currently being downloaded from the cam & will be available soon :) got some christmas , yes i did say christmas, shopping done but not a lot. think my restlessness bout life is more out of the way & in 2 days the kids go back to school Wheeeeeeee! I'm hopin to not feel like hell by then roflmao *smooches bitches* lata!!!

Birth Control PillsUpon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills.
She rushed into the nearest pharmacy and gave her prescription to the pharmacist. "Please fill this
Immediately," she said. "I've got three people waiting in my car!"

Birthday Wish...all i want from you for my birthday is to see you for at least one hour, so i can at least pretend for one moment that you are still the person i fell in love with... will you give that one wish to me dave??? i'm begging you, please make that one wish come true.... because only you can.... i leave in the middle of july.... my aunts driving up here to get me and all my things... i'm not comeing back... ever... i have no reason to, because i have no life here, and i never will... you had my hopes up at one point, but just like everything else in my life that fell through too, so now i'm leaving because i have nothing else to look forward to... and this isn't a guilt trip, and it isn't bitching at you..... it's me simply stateing the truth.... after i move i would like you to deleate me from your friends list..... i don't want any reminders of what i fucked up.... i hope you understand why i'm doing this.... i give up... i'm glad i met you dave... but i wish i never had... and i'm so sorr

Birthday Wisheshey hey hey gang
just wanted to thank all my friends on fubar that wished me a happy birthday and sent me gifts.........
thank you gang
Keep Rockin
p.s. I am now on top of that big roller coaster looking down, just waiting for the ride to take me down that big ole hillllllllllll.

BirthdayOMG! I can not believe it I'm finally 18. I can not believe it. So far nothing special has happened except that my friend baked me a cake decorated it and had me blow the candels out. What a nice surprised since I have never been surprised with a b-day since I haven't actually celebrated one so this was a very nice surprised. Well i'm going to continue my day an see what else happens. ta ta :D
Shana

BirthdayHey all this is to my new friends on my page ... Tuesday the 4th is my 36th birthday you can send me birthday comments Okay Thanks .

BirthdaySorry I did not get back to everyone that sent my a birthday wish this week. I am swamped with school and work!!!!!!!
I THANK YOU ALL FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!
James

Birthday BashI want to inform everyone of my friends & family members and anyone else that I have a Dear Friend who's Birthday is coming up Sept. 16th in which is throwing a HUGE ASS BASH....
This bash will have a few live bands and tons of alcohol and crazy asses just kickin it with us all
PLEASE IF YOUR GOING TO BE IN THE AREA ON THIS DATE COME JOIN US ALL IN CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY!!!

BirthdayI have an birthday on December the 11. I will proababy be working that day. I have been working at Lowe's like everyday because they are very short of cashier.

Birthdate Survival RecordThose Born 1920-1979
READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle
We shared one soft drink with four

Birthday Girl!!!Well.. my birthday today has been pretty good so far! My oldest made birthday hats for everyone at my party yesterday. Not only that he made up a song and sang it to me. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever? I am so so proud of him and how he cares about others! Lets see.. I did get to get my hair cut! YAY!!AND I got a 12 month vic for my birthday present. :p I guess thats a sign I spend to much time on here! lol... Anyways, the day has just started and I think my boys have more tricks up their sleeves. I hope to have more pictures of today up tonight!
And since it is my birthday.. I can whine and bitch about retards on here and not care!! This newbie rated muh birthday picture a one on my birthday! HOW RUDE!! :p So, I went and called him a retard! :P
unit_42@ fubar
The Retard!
Anyways, I hope everyone has a GREAT Labor day!!! If you have to work today don't work to hard!
Love you all!
Mysti aka the birthday girl :p

BirthdayThere are two ways in which the birthday dream is experienced.
The first is that everybody knows it's your birthday. There may be an actual party, or just a common affirmation and celebration
The second birthday experience is a darker image-you know it's your birthday and everyone forgot. It's an indication of the struggle for significance. Who you encounter, their apparent ignorance about your birthday, and their reaction to your news (or to your non-verbal, cloying attempt to clue them off) says a lot about the scenario. It may be that you feel overlooked in your relationships with others, or insignificant in general. If you are unwilling to tell, it may be that you are wanting more attention from the dream characters than they are providing. If, on the other hand, you tell them and they gush with apology, there may be a sense in which you feel they are operating at a relationship deficit with you over some matter. In the dream, did they give you a gift upon finding out it was y

Birthday IndifferenceMy birthday is next Tuesday, and i really have no feelings, good or bad, that it's coming up. I've always shared my birthday with another family member and never really got to celebrate it by myself. Some people feel that your birthday is a celebration of your life but I just don't feel anything toward it. The only feeling I have about my birthday is sorrow for what happened on that fateful day 6 years ago. Just one more reason to not care about another birthday.

Birthdaywell, My birtday and birthday weekend was good, didnt do nothin specail,you know, thats how it is when your broke..lol) just got tipsy some, and talked to my special friend on the phone:D friday night, that was fun, nice late birthday gift!!!!! Anyways just bored so I thought Id let yall know Im enjoying being 28 now!! Again thanx to every one that gave me birthday love:D *hugs* ~Lexi

Birth Totems And The Pic's To Go With Them.The Red Hawk
March 21 - April 19
Those born under the sun sign of the Red Hawk are likely
to be adventurious and assertive. Along with creativity,
they harbor a desire to be free and unencumbered. Those
people closest to them may consider them to be a bit headstrong at times.
The Beaver
April 20 - May 20
Beaver people are industrious and hardworking folks who are generally blessed with good health. They cherish peace and security, and those who are born under this sign are thought to be loyal and stable.
The Deer
May 21 - June 21
Deer people are very often clever, talented individuals who have a knack for bringing their enthusiasm to their environment. Those born under this sign love change and seem to be almost constantly in motion.
The Brown Flicker
June 22 - July 21
Those born under this sign have a strong nesting instinct
and are generally deemed good parents who provide
lovingly for thier children. Brown Flicker people also
seem to have an ab

Birth Story!(BIRTH STORY)
SHE IS HERE!!!! I started getting the contractions on the 9th at 10pm after i took the castor oil, and i figured that they would just go away, but i went to sleep and woke up around 5am with stronger contractions than i went to bed with. i called my mom at work and told her i needed to go to the hospital. when we got there i wasnt dialated anymore, but they told me to drink alot of water and walk around the hospital for an hour, so thats what i did. after i did that they checked me and i was dialated another cm, and 90% effaced. my midwife asked me how long i had been having the contractions and i told her since 10pm the night before, so she said you have been piddleing along for too long. lets have this baby. she broke my water and started me on petocin to speed things up. she asked me if i was still going to go natural and i told her yes. she said i was brave lol so the contractions came and went and got stronger and stronger and before i knew it i was dialated to a

BirthdayToday is a very special lady's birthday and my sis....SexySissy...please go by and show her lots of love, spankings or whatever you can....She's had a tough time and needs some cheering up.....Thanks to all..
Hugs M'Lady Tina
lady Tina

-birth Order Of Children-1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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The Layette :
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pi

Birthday Wisheswell today is my birthday and i turn 41...wow that sounds old...lol. its funny how the first part of my life my birthday wishes were to be older...i wanna be 16 to drive, i wanna be 18 to vote, i wanna be 21 to drink legally...and that wishing for myself to be older...now i am "older" and i find myself reminiscing for my youth...ah to be 16 again, 21 again...lol 30 again! so here i am 41 today and my birthday wishes are for everybody but myself..go figure.
anyway to all my friends and family i want to say thanks for the comments, cards, drinks and words of wisdom for this old lady...keep the drinks coming guys cause i am gonna need em...peace

Birthday Love...Today is Angie's birthday. Show her some birthday lovin's? She's an awesome friend to have and she's a nut. :P Love ya girl!!!
bellrang@ fubar

Birthday!Ok so my birthday is in like a week in a half and I was thinking about throwing myself a huge ass party and go get drunk but not sure if I should...hmmm I will think about it i guess LOL

Birthday WishesI'M HOPING TO SEE MORE NSFW FOLDERS OPENED FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY! I PROMISE TO REMAIN A GENTLEMAN TO ANY LADY THAT GIVES ME A PEEK AT THEY'RE NAWTY PICS. REALY, I'LL BEHAVE MYSELF!

The BirthAh, the beauty of the morning,
Such wonder to behold.
Brings light, life, color, and passion
to banish the night so cold.
Such joy, that has no equal,
You cannot find elsewhere
But from the rising of the sun,
God daily paints with care.
The beauty of the dawn
Is unsurpassed on earth.
By photos or by paintings
Made amidst the morning's birth.
Ah, Glory the beginning!
Such warmth it brings the soul!
Such fire to the spirit,
Such life is our eternal goal.
Ah, the Birth of the Morning!

Birthday Wishes.......HERE'S A NOTE TO ALL FO YOU WHO SENT ME BIRTHDAY WISHES AND GIFTS.
IT IS SO HARD TO GO THROUGH AND TAKE TIME TO SAY A PERSONAL THANK YOU TO EACH OF YOU, SO I AM DOING IT THIS WAY! WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE AND TRAVELLING I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MUCH TIME TO PLAY HERE ;) WHICH IS WHY I AM JUST NOW BACK ON HERE.
ANYWAY THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FOR YOUR WONDERFUL NOTES COMMENTS AND SPECIAL LITTLE GIFTS. I AM VERY GREATFUL TO YOU ALL.
XOXOX
~TANIA~

Birth Of A PoemIt's funny how a poem's born
Like dew upon a summers morn
It just seems to come alive
You just can't keep it hid inside
But only when you write it down
Do they become poetic sound
Otherwise just drift away
Like all the thoughts we have each day

Birthday Is Comeing Soonyep and icant wait to see my gf and i missed here very much its going to be the best b-day present i can get which is her

Birthday QuizziesYour Birth Month is November
Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years.
You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian.
Your soul reflects: Compassion, friendship, and secret love
Your gemstone: Citrine
Your flower: Chrysanthemum
Your colors: Dark blue, red, and yellow
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

BirthdaysWell, another year has come and gone... but I'm not going to get all philosophical here. It is what it is and you make it what you want. I'm enjoying life, I don't seem to look any older, and hell, I don't feel any older. I still look and feel at least 10 years younger.
Anyway... just wanted to take the time to post this blog to thank those who come by and read and rate, and also to those who've stopped by with birthday wishes and gifts. Thanks!!!

Birthday Wish!!!So...I turn 20 in a week, and my birthday wish probably will never come true and I can't tell you cause if I do the "myth" is that it won't come true but god I hope it comes true cause it has to do with a big part of my life,
Love ya
Chelle

Birthday Wishes On October 5thThree of my most favorite ladies are born on the same Day. October 5th!
Wanna send out Birthday wishes to Lush, I Eat Pills To Stay Sane and KinkStar Sin! Please pass by their pages and show them some luv on their special day.
Lush (A PuBlic AffAiR owner)*(co- owner of MaXimum Eclipse)*@ fubar
I eat pills to stay sane@ fubar
KinkStar Sin **Blast Please for Birthday (Oct 5th)**@ fubar
Love Ya Ladies
Pierre a.k.a. PieDaDDY

Birthday #2def. didnt think this birthday could get any worse then the last one but it has!! my birthday has offically already been the worst and I am only 3 hours into it!!

Birth Test,,,,i Am A 4Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.
To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
Example March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973
1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20
2 + 0 = 2
Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.
#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THE CONSERVATIVE
#5 THE NONCONFORMIST
#6 THE ROMANTIC
#7 THE INTELLECTUAL
#8 THE BIG SHOT
#9 THE PERFORMER
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# 1 - THE ORIGINATOR
1's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is
natural.Havi

Birthday Spankings!!!Oh its her Birthday and she needs lotsa love.Shes a great person and always there for her friends.
Spank her hard with love.
~Sexy Blonde Goddess~ {{Shadow Leveler}} **Founder & Owner of SBG Bombers** Fu-Fiance to Baldie7*@ fubar
This Birthday Pimpout brought to you by:
¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar

Birthday ThoughtsEven though my birthday is next week, I celebrated with my family today. My grandmother gave me her engagement ring tonight. I was completely in shock. We talked and she explained that she wanted me to have it so that I always have a piece of her with me always because she lives a few states away and in case she "checks out". Talk about an emotional celebration. It got me to thinking about life and love. Life is so short and time with family is never long enough. I hope that I'm able to show and express my love to all of my friends and family. I hope that when I go no one ever wonders how I felt about them. So to all of my friends, I love you and hope that life is treating you well.

Birthday..I just wanted to say thank you to all those that sent me birthday wishes! That was Awesome of everyone! XO♥XO♥ Since i have not been able to personally thank everyone Im posting this for right now!.
XO'S AND ♥ To everyone!
Vixen Panther

Birthday WishesI want to thank everyone for my birthday wishes. I will thank everyone personally but I want everyone to know that I am truly grateful to have you all as my friends. As corny as it sounds, I truly think that's the best birthday gift of all!

BirthdaySo my birthday is saturday and I really dont want it to be.... Not because I'm afraid of gettin older (I'm really not afraid of it) but its because every year for my birthday or for christmas or something, somethign bad always happens. I mean always
I've had a hell of a day. Nothin but crying, and upset.... and Only two people know why!!!! Only two. I'm worried. I'm stressed. I'm upset I'm everything but smiling right now!
... Gosh I hate this..... Is it so bad for me to want this one thing? I already told maria Whats botherin me.... She said I'm not but I am. I have to be. Or else i wouldn't be the one screwed over so many times.
So Happy Early birthday to me, just so I can get screwed over! watch... I bet you any money Maria!

Birthday Wish Listok so im going to be the big 30 next month, and all i want is a new cellphone to replace mine that broke when i got assaulted.....i have at&t/cingular. ya i know everyone has verizon, but my mom got me added on to her plan, but forgot the insurance on the phone, so now im without one, and i need one cause i take care of my mother and with work. anyone got any suggestions, or am i asking to much lol

BirthdayThanks to all my fubar friends and family for making my birthday very special! I have emailed a lot of you today but I found out that the email is not working. Sending back blank messages. Just want to say Thank you again. Love you all! Keep smiling!

Birthday Coming, Another Year Gone.Well here comes another birthday and I must say that this last year has been anything but boring. A cheating hubby (seperated from), A cheating & lying boyfriend found out, many new & wonderful friends made, new lust interests, new love interests and seperation from a child. I am not gonna say it has been a bad year but just very trying. I will say that I am very ready for that one true man that will do me right to step up and take charge though. I deserve to be treated like a queen and I will honor him forever as my king. I would love to have again that love that is eternal and meaningful. I miss love, cuddles in the dark, passionate nights, surprise kisses, gifts for no reason other then they love you and sensual showers with the one of your dreams. Doesn't anyone have romance and passion anymore? I know that it still exists but it has once again eluded me. I pray this year to get that great love and passion once again and this time have it eternally. Where is my soul mate, true love

BirthdaySo uhh....
Guess whos birthday is this month?
Yours?Maybe, doesnt matter though. ;)
I'mma gonna be 21 on the 22nd of this month.
Yaaay I'll be legal.
Booo I can drink cause
yaay i'm pregnant.
So uhh..
you know you wanna send me something.
Something cool.
Something sweet.
Something orange.
Or maybe a year subscription to Deviantart.com ?
12 months for about 30 bucks.
Not bad. :)
In other news...
I'm gonna be staying with my boyfriend at his house for most of this month.
His parents are away getting money in Mexico
for the baby and the wedding.
So he needs someone to do his laundry and cook his meals :)
He didnt ask me to, but I want to.
We also have to go window shopping for stuff for the wedding next week.
It's gonna be hectic and busy but nice cause it's with him.

BirthdayTo everyone that acknowledged my birthday I Thank You! It's greatly appreciated.... my so called bf decided to go out and get drunk with his brother and stay out all night and my own mother didnt even say happy birthday to me so as u can imagine Im a lil down... but It's cool tomorrow is a new day and I will be smilin again!

Birthday Giftok my boyfriend (Ray) ZMAN got me the best gift in the world. the 21st of oct was my 21st birthday and on Nov. 3rd my boyfriend had a party for me. My father was to have a party for me on the 20th of oct. but he backed out b/c other things were more imporant like BINGO. but my boyfiend didnt back out on me he has been here for me the entire time we have been together which is almost 3 years. he has never backed out on me. well the gift he got me was a laptop which was the best gift in the world b/c he is always on the desk top computer which is his but its like hey let me on it some plzz. now we dont have to worry at all about who is on and who isnt. i have wanted a laptop for a long time now and my baby got me one. RAY I LOVE YOU SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you all who read this.

BirthdayI just wanted to say THANK YOU to everybody who sent something early for my B-DAY! That was awfully sweet! So thank you again

BirthdayHappy 232nd Birthday To The Corps
B. Howard
The birthday ball is coming soon.
Devil Dogs will smile and dance under the moon.
As they sway gently holding loved ones in their arms,
Their thoughts steal away to their brothers who face harm.
Just for a moment, they want to be over there,
Just to make sure the perimeter is clear.
The love and regard these men have for each other
Is a bond common to all Marine Corps brothers.
The night is so peaceful -a celebration of pride,
Still, these warriors remember the ones who have died.
In the midst of this beautiful evening scene,
One table is set which will seat no Marine.
As the oldest and youngest step up to speak,
A prayer for the lost ones a tear on my cheek.
We will never forget them or let their valor be lost.
We will always remember freedom carries a cost.
As we drive safely home, go to sleep and dream dreams,
Let us all remember to thank our Marines!
Happy Birthday and may God bless the United Stat

Birthday Present"I have a little twist on the birthday tradition this year, baby," I whispered in his ear after dinner. His eyebrow arched, curious, knowing that whatever twist I had, it would be a birthday he wouldn't soon forget.
"For your birthday this year, I'm going to wrap you up and your present will unwrap itself..." His eyes widened at the large roll of red ribbon I was holding. He wasn't usually one for bondage, but he would play along out of curiosity, I knew.
I kissed him hard, dragging him by his shirt into the bedroom, and then pushing him on the bed. With a sly smile, I told him to get undressed. He did as I asked, and then laid down on the bed.
I quickly tied his wrists and legs to the headboard and footboard of the bed, saving a shorter strip for a blindfold. Once he was tied and blindfolded, I licked his growing cock from shaft to head, and watched him tremble.
His surprise came out into the bedroom, already naked and ready to give him a birthday he would never forget.

Birthday,cards And Commentsi would like to thank all those who have and will send birthday wishes to me on this day my birthday,you all rock and are very dear to my heart,thank you so much.BIG HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL.

Birthday.... Part2? No I Guess Its Part 3..lolWell.. last night was shitty.. only light in my night was gettin so many gifts from some of yall on here... thank you to all that did send me something.. i will try to return the favor some time...
Also.. this is ALSO my birthday as well.. because it is NOVEMBER 10... which means it is the MARINE CORPS bday... so i not only get to be alone on MY real bday.. but i also get to be alone on my second one too...
IT SUX.... ONCE AGAIN..lol.. NOT in a good way...
SEMPER FI to all my MARINE Brothers.. and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
DON

Birthday»»-(¯`··´¯)--»»
=♥=Happy Birthday Russ=♥=
A Very Close Friend Of Mine Is Having An I'm Getting Old Day Monday.
If You Would Please Go By And Wish Him A Happy Birthday.
Thanks In Advance
Following My Path@ fubar
{{Hugs}} & {{Kisses}}
~ღღStephanieღღ~

Birthday WishesWell its my birthday again another year gone another year older. Now id like to thank all my great friends who have sent me there birthday wishes, and if you havent stoped by yet dont forget to thx...
Founder of The Order Of The Dragon@ fubar

BirthdaysFOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW AND DONT KNOW
TODAY RIGHT NOW AND ALL DAY LONG
IS MOMMS BIRTHDAY NEED TO STOP AND SHOW HER HOW MUCH YOU CARE-SHOW SOME LOVE HER WAY PLZ AND THANK YOU VERY SO VERY MUCH!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMA T!(MSTONIB)

Birthday Wishes And LoveThis was my 38th birthday, it has been one of the best birthdays I have had because the people I care for have made it special. My net family and friends have done the most wonderful thing in my life in showing their love and friendship.
Thank you for the gifts and the thoughts, as well as the love. I hope I can show my worthyness of it all. Love, Huggs and Kisses. Also to my P2 family from yahoo.....Momma Rox says slurps and hugglepounces.

Birthday26 in a month ugh hehehe i know there are people here older then that , but as it says im to young to be gettin old .....if that makes any sense . so my birthday is december 21st show me some love :D
Rob

Birthday Ramblings!Well I am having a pretty good birthday week... and yes it's a birthday week.. you only turn 35 once ... and I am celebrating all damned week :P
I woke up to the sounds of My hubby in the kitchen which can be a scary thing at times. He is a very good cook, but man he can mess up a kitchen. Anyway, I walk into the kitchen and he shews Me out... He was trying to get My birthday cake made before I woke up.
There was a birthday sign on My bathroom mirror from the princess... it was cute. My pixi came over and spent the day with Me. other friends stopped by throughout the day.
Pixi took some great pictures of Me...I realized I am pretty damn cute for 35. I remember when that seemed old. It does not seem so old any more. I feel more alive than I ever have. I feel more free. I don't care what other people think or say about Me. I did not know life could be so much fun, and I hear it only gets better from here on out. When I do get old ... I am going to have some great stories to tell!

BirthdayI would like to thank everyone for all the birthday wishes, gifts, and drinks. Meant alot to me. However you will notice that our b-day is changed, april 17th is Renee's b-day so show her the same love.

A Birthday Celebration!!!Date:
Everyday
Traditionally, December 25, but HE'S always around, so the date is flexible...
Time:
Whenever you're ready. (Please don't be late, or you'll miss out on all the fun!)
Place:
In your heart....HE'LL meet you there. (You'll hear him knock.)
Attire:
Come as you are...Grubbies are okay. HE'LL be washing our clothes, anyway. HE said something about *new* white robes and crowns for everyone who stays till the last.
Tickets:
Admission is FREE. HE'S already paid for everyone...(HE says you wouldn't have been able to afford it anyway...It cost HIM everything HE had. But you need to accept the ticket.
Refreshments:
New wine, bread and a far-out-drink, HE calls 'Living Water,' followed by a supper that promises to be out of this world!!
Gift Suggestions:
Your life. HE'S one of those people who already has everything else. (HE'S very generous in return though, just wait until you see what HE has in store for you!)
Entertainment:
Jo

BirthdayDJ SHADOWING RAGE IS 22 today join him for a awesome party in INTOXICATION home to the INTOXICATION LOCALS with GREAT PARTIES and AWESOME PEOPLE... join us we got some great tunes to choose from and we got awesome people to hang out with... so drop by his page here
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Birth Pain TransferA married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband

Birthday!Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com
I'll be 23 people!!!!!!!!!! This year will be a blast.

Birthday Love.......I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR THE BIRTHDAY LOVE YESTERDAY!!!!...OMG....I HAD NO IDEA I WOULD GET THIS KIND OF RESPONSE.....UNFORTUNATELY MY COMPUTER CRASHED THAT DAY AND I JUST GOT IT GOING AGAIN...IT IS SLOW BUT I WANT TO RETURN THE LOVE AS SOON AS I CAN...JUST BEAR WITH ME FOR A BIT....YOU FU PEEPS ARE THE BEST !!!!!! THANK YOU AGAIN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH...MUAAAAHZ!!!!!!!!!....WENDY
"DONKEYPIG"

Birthday GirlSHOW HER SOME LOVE ON HER BIRTHDAY
Amelia ~Real Life Girlfriend & Fu Wifey to BrownEyedPapi~@ fubar

The Birth Of Warewolf ChildThe winds wailing high into the night, earth heaving , mound of breasts swelling as the screams get louder. The cave opens its canal as a beast pushes out of the canal, as mother pushes harder, the beast pushes its way out, lifted above from the belly. A baby girl born, small dark with tiny fangs, pointed ears, wisps of hair trailing down to her back, pointed nails like the beast, yellos eyes peeking to see her mother for the frist time.
mother wraps and cradles her new born warewold child, gazing out to from inside the cave and sees the others that had shown up. The main leader of the pack lifts his head up, nose towards the full moon and gives a long howl as the others follow along. as the mother greets the child to her breast it greedily takes on the breast and quietly suckles sleeping soundly in the arms of mother.
she stands tall, long black hair, red stained lips, pale like the snow and green eyes. walking slowly with her newborn towards the pack, lays the child down and

BirthdayThanks to everyone who sent me a gift or left a comment for my birthday. I will be going thru my mail sometime tomorrow! Hugs everyone and thanks again.

The Birthday Massacre-happy BirthdayI think my friend said, "I hear footsteps."
I wore my black and white dress to the
birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday
I wore my black and white dress
I think my friend said, "Stick it in the back of her head."
I think my friend said, "Two of them are sisters."
"I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy", I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in", I think he said
Then we wished them all a happy birthday
We kissed them all goodnight. Now he chases me to my room,
chases me to my room, chases me
In my black and red dress
I think my friend said, "Don't forget the video."
I think my friend said, " Don't forget to smile."
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp", I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy", I think I said
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I love opening pandora's box.

Birthday GirlMy Dear Friend Selene is haven a Birthday next week !!!
Her Lounge the Underworld will be haven a Party next friday keep a eye open for it!
I want to ask all My firends who read this to go show Her some Love Please
attack Her with rates coments Gifts add Her Just Love her up as only You can
Thank You ~Ancient1~
Azkadellia/DJSeleneCorvenios@ fubar

Birthday Boyyeah! pain
last time i saw you
i was holding your hand
and i couldn't wait 4
u to leave
i knew right then
that it was over and done
and i couldn't believe
that i was free
help me now
i'm going down
and i don't know if i'll
be ok
i'll be around
i'll be in town
if u need a place
to stay
when the wind blows
and there's a chill in the air
i hope that someone
is taking care of u
i'm alright
yeah, i'm really ok
just so you know
i'm always there 4 u
help me now
i'm goign down
and i don't know if i'll
be ok
i'll be around
i'll be in town
if u need a place
to stay

"birthright" Lyrics[Klayton]
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Birthright:
"Get back up, what are you waiting for this time? "
I'm over playing with this plight
But I'm still handcuffed, ball-gagged, facedown to the floor
And I'm waiting while I'm hating what I'm waiting for
It's time to take ahold of what belongs to me
It's time to walk away with no apologies
These voices in the mirror start quietly
And now they're screaming back at me
Don't back down
Holding on until my hands and mind are bleeding
This is my birthright
I'm so sick of feeling like I'm helpless
This is over tonight
Don't back up, your ass is to the wall again and
Aren't you sick of wasting so much time?
And yes it's true you're a fool if you think you were born
To be waiting while you're hating what you're waiting for
How could have I been so earthbound
with my heart in the depths and my face in the ground?
it's time to uproot myself and move on
How could have I been making sound
When my mouth and my lungs had

Birthday BacklashMy "best friend" is pissed at me. I was, apparently unbelievably rude and am selfish and unappreciative. All this over my wanting to leave a club early. On a Friday night. After a long day at work.
Theresa went to great lengths to plan a birthday night out, dinner out at Bucca di Beppo, with some dancing at a new club in Long Beach, called V2O. I had worked the entire day, having been up since before 6a.m. She calls me and tells me to be at her house by 5:30p.m. She lives in Mission Viejo, and I work in Rancho Cucamonga (for those not in the know, that's about a 40 ish mile trip, depending on the route) I get off work at 5:00p.m. EVERYday...Monday through Friday.
I drive down to her, only to be told to hurry up and get ready the reservations are at 7:00. We drive to Huntington Beach, in traffic and get there late. There were about 7 of us, including Theresa's bf (I mention him, only because I REFUSE to go out with just the two of them, they are wicked embarrasing to

The Birthday NumberTHE BIRTHDAY NUMBER
The birthday is a supporting influence added to the Life Path. Think of it as a modifier to the Life Path. These are traits that you brought into this life much as with the more important and dominating traits shown by the Life Path. Here is your birthday and the modifying traits shown by it:
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1
The number 1 energy suggests that there is perhaps more executive ability and leadership qualities in your makeup than your lifepath may have indicated. A birthday on day 1 of any month gives a measure of will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush. You may be sensitive, but your feelings stay rather repressed.
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2
Your birth on the 2nd day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your re

Birthday Insainitypushed and pulled
love and hate
it is what it is
is it fate
another year older
a little colder
left alone
like a broken dream
I look down thee stream
of my life
and wonder why
I have to feel
this pain is so sureal
hope for the future
but can't look past
all the pain that has smacked my ass
another year done
turned by the sun
I wish I had it in me just to run
alas I cannot
I am not built like that
I can't leave behind
the little ones..in my mind
I know THAT feeling all to well
thinkn of it makes my eyes swell
I wonder if one day things will be different then this hell
I prey for strength
but feel very weak
not dead yet, and I know I can walk this street
I allways have
never broken
but I look to something
to call a token....
fucked up inside and out...
have no doubt
this cats a trip
without a whip
more passion then most
but I'll never boast
its not within
its not my style
I will never stop walking that mile....

BirthdayJUST TO LET YA ALL KNOW ITS MY BIRTHDAY...HOPE EVERYONE HAS A VERY HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR....PARTY ON MY FUBAR FRIENDS.

The Birthday GirlsI want to wish a very happy birthday to two of my best friends here at Fubar.
As you may have noticed, the birthday alert has stopped at December, so unless you have a phenomenal memory, most of us will have forgotten all about them.
I will probably get into trouble for this, but I would consider it a personal favour if you could please pay them a visit, and wish them both a very happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH EJ AND LOEY.
Big hugs and lots of love.
your friend Adam...aka chains301
Ej...1st January
Loey...3rd January

Birthday Time.....Oh boy with the new year comes another birthday.... I'm so excited. It's almost here!!!!!
xoxo

Birthday PartyHey all of my local friends...My 30th birthday is sat the 5th and i would like to know if you would like to join me at down the hatch north in mt morris to celebrate..i would really like to see everyone there...make this a 30th to remember..
danielle

Birthday Poem From Nite Hugs GirlHappy Birthday to a special freind
She is always there through thick and thin.
Many spend life times to have that bond.
I was so lucky not have to wait so long.
Through good times and bad even when Im sad.
You found ways to make me happy and glad.
Didnt realise what I have had a freind to the end.
Fate and destiny brought you back again,
a dark soul looking for the light
I found a heart so big and bright.
A freind to the end they say but,
For us it will go for many life times.
To no end............
written by nitemusic3 1/8/08
love ya girl

BirthdayHey everyone! I just want to thank everyone that stopped by and left birthday love for me! You guys are awesome! Very special thanks to my great friend Mello who made it such a wonderful day by being her usual self :) You are the absolute best! I hope everyone has a great 2008! It's just begun but I'd say it's off to a kick ass start! Be safe and live long!

The Birthday Massacre-video KidNext phase, next craze, next nothing new.
Got the pretty boy beat him up black and blue.
Broke the sissy boy's teeny toy heart in two.
Turned him into a video kid like you.
I know you're just pretending.
There's no window for mistakes.
I know you see right through me.
There's no promise left to break.
Shot the pretty boy killed him on commodore.
Need a new game, need a new something more.
Got a new face got a new way to score.
Got a voice like something I've heard before.
The message misleading.
We're lying, we're cheating.
We're only repeating.
The motions preceding.

Birthdayits my husbands birthday today.....we had a few drink this morn.....he went to work just a cpl hrs then party again..good thing im off 4 days..............cooking carne asada y toda....i got y margarita in a bucket calling my name also...lol.........my birthday is next month and i wanna have a party...w/ quit a few friends....it will be on 2/9/08...if i dont do anything then i guess ill just go to cali......heads up......i like to have some tequilla,jack,wine,rum,vodka etc...bottle to add to my new bar.....or hmmm..how may roses will i get...lol...

BirthdayJust wanted to thank Everyone that has stopped by my page the last several days to wish me a Happy Birthday....got to love all the fu-love

The Birthday Massacre-bluePlastic blue
Invitations in my room
I've been waiting here for you
Reservations made for two
Sunlight fading
Black tongues speak faster than the car can crash
You supply the rumours and I'll provide the wrath
Romance is breaking every heart in two casting shadows
In the pale shade of blue
Plastic blue
Conversations in my room
Saving every tear for you
Trusting every word untrue
Twilight fading
Fate changes faster than the death of light
You provide the envy and I'll provide the spite
Reflections cutting every face in two
Casting shadows in the pale shade of blue

Birthday Bashing!I am going to turn 21 on Feb 6th! Soo i need some hints, ideas, on what to do on my 21st birthday, it is on a weds! Which sucks! I thought about throwing a huge ass party! But thats like a lot of money?
But then i thought about clubbing! Or bar sitting! I dont know. Drop by and give me some info!!!

Birthday DethdayMany years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die
One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun
One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing
One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH

Birthday WishesMy birthday is February 1st and for my birthday I would like to receive salutes from the lovely ladies. Any salute would be appreciated, nsfw or just plain old signs. That's all i would love to receive on my birthday this year.

BirthdayI was lying naked on my bed, all my toys within reach, all alone, complete solitude, and ready to play my evening away. I started with just running my hands all over my body. I loved the feel of my skin, its always been so soft, and with each erogenous zone I passed I reacted with shivers. I lingered on my breasts, pulling and pinching my nipples, bringing them to attention, like little pebbles. I stopped to take a picture with the digital camera of how hard they were. This is something I often did while playing, and it always got me hot. It was like someone could see what I was doing. Then I picked up my silver nipple clamps, and placed one on each nipple, with the delicate chain dangling between my breasts. These didnt hurt, but caused me to feel constant pressure on my nipples, which in turn had a direct effect on my pussy. I knew without even touching it was wet, as nipple play always brought on instant wetness. I reached down and glided my fingers along the outer lips of my puss

Birthday BluesWhat to do on my birthday, gonna be 27, feels like im getting old!! Dont know what to do, any ideas anyone?

Birthdaymy birthday is almost here...i will be turning 25! wow im old lol, or at least i think i am :P anyways, the one thing i hate about my birthday is that its on valentines day and i hate that holiday cause im always alone on that day no matter what the situation is. im praying that this birthday doesnt suck like all the other ones since i was 21....well hope everyone has a good day
Brian

The Birthday SpankingI was eager with anticipation as I drove down the dark Durham streets. Today is Holly's 27th birthday, and I knew exactly what she wanted to do to celebrate it. I glanced over my shoulder just to make certain the bottle of wine was still chilling on ice and not
all over my seats. Satisfied, I continued driving, thinking about the upcoming evening events.
Pulling in to her drive, I could already see the candles flickering through the blinds. A small smile formed on my lips as I grabbed the bottle of wine and two wine glasses. Then I made my way to her front door, knocking lightly.
She was there to greet me right away, a twinkle in her eye as she nervously played with her tongue ring. We had met a few times before this, once in a public place and once at my house. However, we had not had the chance to fully explore one another like we wanted to,
and tonight would be a special night.
I pulled her into my arms as soon as I walked through her front door. It was a warm embrace, he

Birthday Wisheswow i got a ton of love on here for my bday wanted to tell everyone thanks and i will make sure i return the favor when its their day. Other than that the bday was a success and i am continuing the party tonight. so have fun enjoy fubar and love you guys,
cristy

Birthdayhappy birthday my baby you are now nine years old and hopefully you can come home to me as soon as i can get back onto my feet.

Birthdays!!!Well people im 30 yrs old today! WOO HOO? i just dont know how to go bout this! Should i take this in stride or just as another year closer to death? What do u fubarians say?

Birthday Countdown; 2 DaysMy boyfriend's birthday was today. We didn't really do anything special today since we're going out to dinner on Saturday and celebrating together with my mom and then when we come home, we're going to share a birthday cake and exchange gifts with each other. It's great going out with someone whose birthday is so close to mine because it seems like we think on similar wavelengths. Astrologically, people who are born on the same day or in the same month usually clash, but everything inside me says we're perfect for each other.

Birth OrderBirth Order
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
_____________________________________________________
Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't' t do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
______________________________________________________
The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
______________________________________________________
Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown-

Birth SignsYour birth sign is listed below.
Aries
21 March -
20 April Arians have a tendency to act like a dynamo of energy when they set their mind on achieving some goal. They can sometimes act so quickly that they later discover that they should have put in just a little more thought before starting. Action and achievement are important and slow pokes that get in the way, watch out! Aries may step on your toes. Aries enthusiasm rubs off onto others and they get involved in something, others are ready to follow. Selfishness, which sometimes includes a need to control others, tarnishes their otherwise positive and adventurous spirit. They need to have empathy and concern for the needs of others. As a lover, they are passionate, giving and enterprising.
Taurus
21April -
21 May The warm-hearted Taurus is equipped to listen to someone's problem and then give them the advice they need. They are patient and very persistent in arriving at their goal in life. In fact, they are so stubb

BirthdaysThis weekend at a restaurant I managed to stumble upon not one, but two birthday celebrations, accompanied, as usual, by out of tune rendition of a b-day song, noisy applauds as if the cause of this celebration was a Nobel Prize recepient, and a traditional blowing out of a candle while making a wish (which, if it wasn't such a sham, would have by now eliminated wars, diseases, and fat people).
Looking at those two smiling and laughing people, a thought came to my mind: our life is like a ladder, and every b-day is a step that takes us closer and closer to the top until we fall off since there is nowhere else to climb. Every year on the same day we are putting our foot onto the next step of this ladder, getting more and more worn out and realizing how out of shape we are.
So technically, those people are celebrating getting one step closer to their eventual demise. Woohoo, how fun! Not.
I remember the days when I used to get excited about my b-days, even if they meant sitting

Birthday SpotlightHi everyone. I just wanted everyone to know that i would really like to get the spotlight for my birthday on april 5th. I wanted to start now since i know it will take alot of work. I would really appreciate any help that my friends could give me, by donating bux or just for making bulletins to help me get the word out. Thanks and i want you all to know that i love ya and ty.
Oral.fixation (Jillian)

Birthday Party For ExOK SAT IS EXECUTIONERS BIRTHDAY SO WE ARE THROWING HIM A PARTY FRIDAY NITE COME JOIN US PLEASE
CLICK ON PIC TO LOUNGE-

Birthday Partyhey all my family and I are planning on having a birthday party for my nephew and my aunt and I would really like tohave someone be here with me and hang out with me...if anyone wants to holler at me!

Birthday GreetingsI WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES AND GREETING. I APPRECIATE THEM ALL AND FEEL BLESSED YOU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS! THANKS A LOT! MSG ME ANYTIME, I AM ALSO ON MYSPACE.COM/RICHIE_M_1972

Birthday SaluteSo my birthday is coming up its on the 25th of march and I would like if my friends would make me a birthday salute or a birthday pic or both if you want and I will post it
Send me the pic t and I will put them in my folder that I made titled Birthday Salutes

Birthday SongBirthday
Roll out of bed, look in the mirror
and wonder who you are-
another year has come and gone
today is your birthday
but it might be...
the last day of your life
so what will you do if tomorrow- its all gone
You won't be young forever
there's only a fraction to the sum
you won't be young forever
nor will anyone
so...
Look at your life, who do you want to be- before you die?
Look at your life, and what do you want to do?
Look at your life, who do you want to be before you die
Look at your life, you haven't got forever (it all comes back to you)
hmmmmmmm
and tell me what really matters
is it the money & the fame?
or how many people might
eventually know your name?
but maybe you touch one life
and the world becomes a better place to be
maybe you give their dreams
another day, another chance to be free...
You won't be young forever
there's only a fraction to the sum
you won't be young forever
nor will anyone
so...
Look at your life,

Birthcontrol BlooperI was chatting it up with a friend of mine earlier today and we were discussion some sex bloopers we had and this one was the funniest that had happened to me so I had to share it with everyone.
Two weeks before my husband came back from Iraq in 05 I decided to go on a new form of birth control called the Nuva Ring (looks just like the pic below)
Its a circular type plastic ring that you insert into your vag.
The night my husband got home from Iraq we started to do our thing like right away obviously and right in the middle of it he pulls out and goes WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT.
HAHAHAHHAHA my birth control was wrapped around his dick... opsy ... i kinda forgot to tell him that that was possible and forgot to inform him of exactly what it was lmao
So he got up and walked away freaked out and of course we stopped doing our thing because of it. So as he walked away still holding it..in shock mind u. im like uhhh hey I kinda need that back ... so i grab it f

Birthday WishesPROFILEPOUNDER.COM
Thank you to all my wonderful friends family and fans for all the Birthday wishes, gifts, comments, and Instant messages. Yall are some kick ass friends, and thank you again.
Much love and respect to all of you!!
cammy

Birth Of An Internet JunkieI went to the store and saw it on the shelf
Thinking all the time, I need this for myself
The clerk came along and made his sale pitch
You would have thought, he was thinking I was rich
Well I told him what I was going to buy
And back home with it I would quickly fly
Unpacked all the pieces, put it together and plugged it in
Now my days without sleep were about to begin
I figured out a name that no one had
Getting the name I wanted made me glad
Then into the rooms I went, knowing not what to expect
But my personal matters I vowed to protect
Into the chat rooms I quickly then fell
How this could scare some people I could surely tell
People started calling by the name that I chose
Most of the first ones I still remember those
Now we chatted and chatted about topics galore
Not knowing why but getting our views across for sure
Then came the world of voice as it opened to me
As in amazement people on the other end would be
As talking back and forth messages we did send

Birthday/playlist/man Whore :)so yah... today april 4th 1979 tween 2 and 3 am....your truly popped out the vaig.... and i put like a buncha new songs on my playlist...check it out.... not to mention ima man whore.... i need it.... i want it.... and im fukn so hard right now.... i want to get down n derty n nasty right the fuck now... ive been a bad bad boy... and totally want to pay for all my nastiness... so send me b-day comments...listen to my tunes... and check me out fukrs... im sure u'll like what u see/hear/find...
fukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfukfuk :)

Birthday Requestalrighty, to all my fans, friends and family, here's the deal. as i approach the BIG 4-0, i'm gonna ask you all for a nice personalized B-Day salute, just to see how many i get! i'll leave the design and content up to the individual, and will be sure to stop by and drop the dimes on any and all who come thru for me :D
have a great week!!

Birthday Happy Hour9PM tonight! Stop on by. The birthday Happy Hour round is on me. Who knows, you might just make a new friend. Have a good one all.

Birthday Bash Giveaway = Fubucks For YouOkay!! If you don't know by now this is my birthday weekend. I want to celebrate it all weekend. Here is the deal! My birthday is on Monday, but I want to give you a gift, FU-BUCKS!!!
If you rate 10's on ALL 100 pics in my 35th Birthday Bash Giveaway folder, I will give you 10k (fubucks)...
If you rate 11's on ALL 100 pics, I will give you 15k (fubucks)....
First, when rating any of these pics it MUST be during HAPPY HOUR to be eligible for the fu-bucks....
Second, when you are done rating ALL 100 pics in my folder, you must send me a private message (Don't use shoutbox!) stating that you rated all my pics with either 10's or 11's...
Please allow time for me to verify all pics has been rated. Once the rates has been verified, I will send you fu-bucks via FuPal.
Last but not least, to participate and recieve fubucks you must be on my friends list. You have to rate/fan/add me. :)
Thank you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

Birthday Happy Hour SuccessCongratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love.
228 members leveled up during your happy hour: 4/17/08
Thank you everyone, hope you all had a good time.
- Black Knight.

Birthday Cake DisasterSo this is when I was living with my boyfriend at the time. And honestly, I really don't remember where he was when this happened. I think he was at my neighbor's. But anyhow, it was a friend of mine's birthday so I figured I'd bake him a cake, get him drunk, cook him a nice meal (Not in that order, mind you). Well, the couple of people who were there, figured, we're going to stick the candles into the HOT cake and ... well... you'll see. By the way, my friend whose birthday it was, was completely shitfaced, in my bathroom pukin' up what was left in his stomach. So enjoy. Hah.

Birthday Wish ListMy birthday is May 9th! I thought I'd put together a wish list. One can wish can't they!? Heheheh....
http://www.wishpot.com/list.aspx?uid=11205&list=51387

Birthdaythx to everyone who sent my a birthday gift or birthday comment
;-)

Birthday Vip¹Vixen260¸@ fubar
Vixy rocks!! Thanks so much for the VIP ♥ Go rape her :D

Birthday LovinLil Troubl...: that's ok...no next time
->Lil Troubl...: I didn't say you were mean, I said you were rude & yes I am a cunt when guys are disrespectful--read a profile next time
Lil Troubl...: i wasn't being MEAN to u and hurling insults at u...u are to me though....wow.....you're really a cunt....so there u go...if you want to be like that...
->Lil Troubl...: EXACTLY..you get in my box and ask if I want to watch you jerk off and you're upset cuz I dont know you
Lil Troubl...: u don't ever know me..y would u say that?
->Lil Troubl...: cuz you're a douche
Lil Troubl...: how's it not hot from me?
->Lil Troubl...: yeah it is hot, just not from you
Lil Troubl...: ok...that's cool...some girls really think it's hot....
->Lil Troubl...: um EW..I'm good, thanks
Lil Troubl...: yeah...i'm kinda a big deal......(just kidding bout the big deal thing...) you're not into it then? i'll send u a fu birthday gift if you prefer...i was just trying to give u a personal present
->Li

Birthdaymy birthday is monday the 5 who wants to come help me celibrate it and what should i do

Birthday WishOn a stormy night, you walk to you car parked near the end of the parking lot it has been a long day and all you want is to go home and take a warm bath. The closer you get to your car the hair on the back of your neck stands up you feel as if some one is watching you. Then you hear tires squealing in behind you turn to look and a dark van approaches you at a high rate of speed. You start to run for your car when the vans pulls up close to you then the door opens, your pulled in and a dark hood placed over you. You try to scream but there is a hand covering your face, you fell another set of hands removing your clothes , your hands our bound as you lat there on the floor of the van in nothing but your panties.
You drive for what seems hours your body quaking in fear, thinking what is going on, how can this be happening to me. Your pulled out of the van and lead down some steps you feel a cool and damp air around you. As you are lead into a room your placed on a bed and the binds

Birthday Dress!! Help!!mkay,
if you don't already know, my birthday is just around the corner. [may 24th]
i'll be 20.
whatever.
either way, i plan on looking fantastic! [hahaha]
i've narrowed down my dress search to these dresses, now i just need your help to make my final decision. :] [thanks in advance]
A. from Forever21
B. from wet seal
C. from wet seal
thanks!!
...if you have any other suggestions. i'm open to them...
unless you say go naked.
because,
i think i could get in legal trouble for something like that.
haha
♥
AmberNicole

Birthday BlessingsBirthday Blessings
Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.
Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who've enriched your life
Just by being there.
Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.
Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"
Happy Birthday to you my sweet friend.
LOVE ROSE XOXO

BirthdayOn Monday May 19th I turn 44. I never thought I would make it that far. LOL! Go figure. So plans for the weekend include a cookout, some out and about on the town, and who knows what else is gonna happen. I think one of my friends has a stripper coming for the party he is giving me on Friday night. Going to be interesting weekend.

Birth Order Of ChildrenBIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity
clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes
for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE
your regular clothes.
_____________________________________________________
Preparing for the birth:
1st baby: You religiously practice your
breathing.
2nd baby: You don't bother . . . because
you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing!
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in
your eighth month.
______________________________________________________

Birthdayhappy birthday to everyone who had one in may mine is sat what r u getting me for my birthday

Birthday PresentThese were just thoughts
I have sometimes
come back for a visit,
but struck down at once,
while the sky dripped,
and my glow returned.
Stormclouds in residence,
pregnant waterdrops crashed
both sides of this street.
I smiled at these,
while feelings covered me
in tiny little kisses,
up every vertebrae
and sank deep in gray mass.
In this rain,
I momentarily thought
a series of harsh words
at myself, for myself,
but it was not my voice
of which I thought
as the words came.
Now, his voice jams
the signals in my brain,
and I can't take me seriously.
I just roll my eyes
and tighten an embarrassed smile,
while the splashes diminish
and the clouds break apart.
Only the afterglow of love
can remain
as I recite
the message he gave
in a birthday present
no one else knows was mine.

Birthday PartyJust for those that do not know I will be at morgans Pass sat night to celebrate my birthday. I hope to see yall there. If you need more info e-mail me.

Birthday BashSo half of my family has a birthday in either may or june. So since there really is no kids weve decided to celebrate all the birthdays (11 to be exact) on one day.
Today was that day, and what a bash!
It rained about half the time, sometimes a sprinkle, sometimes a downpour. We had an awesome cookout.....FYI if anyone wants to learn how to grill food, ask my uncle, he's a GENIOUS! We also played bocce ball. If you havent heard of it, look it up. My uncles house sits on a hill, making bocce ball MUCH more challenging. In any case , i teamed with my cousin's fiance, dan. We were in the running for the lead the whole time but were in danger of losing the game at the end as 2 other teams caught up to us. However, I pulled out the game with the winning toss and my dumbass leaped in the air after making the shot, landed, and rolled my ankle..... I know, GO TEAM ME, lol.
Then it was presents time, my birthday isnt around now so I just sat and watched as others opened presents and I

Birthday Wishes & Thank You'sthis is just to wish all my family and friends that have birthdays, June 10 a very happy birthday, as my birthday list havent worked on here in several days. i am still thinking of you
and also would like to thank all my family and friends on fubar for making my birthday special today with all the gifts and wishes they have sent my way...luv ya
MyHotComments Thank You Fubar Friends for all the Very Special Birthday Wishes You Have Sent My Way today....LUV U ALL....GoThic PleaSures

Birthday Wish For Jus'me 'kathy'Its Your Birthday - N-Toon
Its her Birthday show her some LOVE~!
♥ jus' me, Kathy ♥ ~Co-founder of ~The Friendship Circle~Club United~
click on this pic to take you there
this pimp out brought to you by Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle'----Owned by Passionman71 & Farscapecat

Birthdays In June 2008OK I am just spreading the word that if i have miss some of your birthday and all this is one great way that i can do it, I hope for the ones that have a birthday in June please stop by and read this because its my birthday too and mine is June 13th on Friday the 13 :( :) but hey its not always on Friday so thats the good thing,Well hey I am just going to pass through here and wish you all that I know that has a birthday in June HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MORE TO COME,uh what the heck its your day to party it up i may idk yet lol me being that I am going to be 39 this Friday :) :( but i don't know what I am going to do with i reach that 40 next yr i have noy clue lol. But again Happy Birthday to the ones that have birthdays in June.

BirthdayThis is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didnt feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone Happy Birthday. I thought Well, thats marriage for you, but the kids They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didnt say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one oclock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, You know, its such a beautiful day outside, and its your Birthday, why dont we g

Birthday Spankins?!?! Woooot!Birthday Spankings are due!
Go show these fu's some Birthday Luving!
Tell them that BrattyBytch sent you!
Lucie in the Sky@ fubar
dj~Terry~@ fubar
in da club - 50 cent
(repost of original by 'BrattyBytch {Shadow Leveler}{Fu-Owned By Passionman71}{Fu-Owned By ~Seamushardcore~}' on '2008-06-17 14:18:33')

Birthday Weekend And Vacationwell my beautiful friends....my birthday is tomorrow and im on vacation next week...so most likely i will not be on next week....thank for the love ...will be seein ya all after next week....be good...or be good at it

A Birth Certificate Shows That We Were BornA Birth Certificate shows that we were born
A Death Certificate shows that we died
Pictures show that we lived!
Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly.
I believe ...
That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.
I believe ...
That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
I believe ...
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I Believe ...
That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I believe ...
That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I believe ...
That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I believe ...
That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see

Birthday!I got this Sexy Comment from commentsplanet.com!Thanks to Everyone who gave me gifts and Birthday comments.You all are very special,a Thank you for thinking of me.You made my Birthday a special one. Love you all,Lora

BirthThe birth event is the one sacred event that virtually every culture holds in common. Not surprisingly, it is one of Jung's archetypal selves-the self creating life for another. Since it is an archetype, there are lots of other dream images that lead back toward birth and life. Water and oceans are the two significant ones. Many cultures embrace the symbol of water as crucial to life. Many times, women who intuitively know that either they or a friend may be pregnant will dream of water. This may be related to the broken water images of pregnancy.
Emerging from a cave or isolated place as a new self is a Jungian version of birth themes. In this sense, birth is not limited to biological events, but also includes the advent of additional facets of personality or self-awareness in your waking life.
Freud held that entering back into small rooms or caves was symbolic of the womb. This could herald a desire to return to mother, be nurtured, or experience the mother's power as a protecto

Birth Of My PoetryPolitically and analytically I try to be correct.
And gain momentous ground earning respect;
Never upsetting the matrix or system of laws.
I search diligently for the effect and its cause.
Trying to grasp an understanding that always evades;
Infusing life into these words before burning the page.
Essentially pouring my essence into the fibers of rhyme
Concentrating on daydreams before running out of time.
The theory of thesis is the Shakespearean lead,
The evolution of an author ingeniously bred.
Outspoken silence validated by opinionated peers
Elevated insight gathered by facing my fears.
To reach my goal should I barter my soul?
Industrialized, mainstream writing to garner a role.
Publicized and published for millions to see.
Ostracized and demonized solely for being me.
Erratic and sporadic rants caused by serotonin spikes.
Revolutionary ideas scribbled in the middle of the night.
The anatomy and physiology of my work

Birthday SpotlightMy 21st Birthday is only around the corner. Time to party.
I would really like to go for spotlight on that day (the 28th). I am asking all my fubar friends and friends that I have not met if they could please help me out.
I still have some time and I will do whatever needs to be done to get to my goal. I have yet to ask anyone for anything so this is my first and only plea. Fans, Adds, Rates, and Comments will help me out a lot and I will return the favor each day.
I have a lot of friends on here that I would do anything for and I am hoping they will do the same.
Thank you in advance!!!
Firechick728(Mistress to bew1769): Co-Owner of "The Late-Night Hangout"@ fubar

Birth Control=abortion?!Family planning groups object to abortion plan By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor
Tue Jul 15, 6:16 PM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Family planning groups and at least one member of Congress objected on Tuesday to a Bush administration memo that defines several widely used contraception methods as abortion and protects the right of medical providers to refuse to offer them.
The proposal would cut off federal funds to hospitals and states that attempt to compel medical providers to offer legal abortion and contraception services to women.
The proposal circulated to media defines abortion broadly to include many types of contraception, including birth control pills and intrauterine devices.
Health and Human Services officials declined to confirm the proposal, but noted their responsibility to protect against discrimination of doctors and pharmacists who object to abortion or birth control on religious or moral grounds.
"This proposed rule will put women's acce

BirthdayThank you to all who wished me a Happy BirthdY...
It was the BEST one I have EVER had....
Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Birthday Boy!!It's T's Birthday!!!!
With all this man does for everyone...
You damn well better spoil him today!!!!
Happy Birthday T!!!
You rock baby!!!
Go show him love people! He's a great Fubarian!

Birthday Today Poem!its blackness over whelming, could it be, surley there was some mistake, on a day like today, never, but alas the sky was black and it poured its mighty waters, yet at the sight of rain i was rejoycing, for a miracal had on this day, rain, fantastic rain that covered its ground....rain sweet sweet rain, my birthday was today, and for the first time ever it stormed, i was happy to see such a sight, the rain taking over a hot miserable day...

A Birthday 2 Remember Heheit was march 24th at 9.p.m and i was getting ready to spend my birthday at the movies wit a friend, i was checken my emails while i was waiting and all of a sudden my phone rang, it was him callin to tell me he was waiting outside.. i grabbed my jacket an headed out. we were sitting next to eachother listenen to music and talking, he reached over and gently placed his handon mine, we come to a stop light and he leans over an softly kisses me on the cheek, when he went to lean back over an impulse came over me and i found myself placen a hand on each side his face an i was softly pressing my lips against his. i slowly open my eyes slightly in shock from his amazingly graceful kiss. he gives me this soft smile and i lean over placen my right hand over the left side of his chest i start kissing the right side of his neck softly. i can hear his breathe getting a little faster, i stop using both hands i slowly unbuckle his pants and pull his dick out, using my right hand softly grippin my f

Birthday AdventureOMG...I don't even know where to begin or if I'm adequately capable of putting this into words...But here it goes...Saturday afternoon my loving and adoring man decided to surprise me with a spontaneous trip to the Oregon Coast, that would last until today...I was floored, overwhelmed, excited, giddy...You see, I've never been to the Pacific Ocean before...I'm going to try to recap for you everything I saw, all of my firsts...I saw the most beautiful beaches with white sand...crystal blue waters...beautiful formations in the ocean...He had a nice bottle of wine for me...he built the most amazing fire at the beach...we slow danced while he sang to me...he even had fireworks for me...It was beautiful, romantic, breath-taking! The man proposed to me right there on the beach, and of course I said YES!!! We camped out by the ocean, and made love! Could a girl really ask for anything more storybook romantic? Yes, I was pinching myself, and it was for real...I saw sea gulls, elk, squirrel

Birthplace Of The Marine CorpsTun Tavern
Ask any Marine. Just ask. He will tell you that the Marine Corps was born in Tun Tavern on 10 November 1775. But, beyond that the Marine's recollection for detail will probably get fuzzy. So, here is the straight scoop:
In the year 1685, Samuel Carpenter built a huge "brew house" in Philadelphia. He located this tavern on the waterfront at the corner of Water Street and Tun Alley. The old English word tun means a cask, barrel, or keg of beer. So, with his new beer tavern on Tun Alley, Carpenter elected to christen the new waterfront brewery with a logical name, Tun Tavern.
Tun Tavern quickly gained a reputation for serving fine beer. Beginning 47 years later in 1732, the first meetings of the St. John's No. 1 Lodge of the Grand Lodge of the Masonic Temple were held in the tavern. An American of note, Benjamin Franklin, was its third Grand Master. Even today the Masonic Temple of Philadelphia recognizes Tun Tavern as the birthplace of Masonic teachings in America.

Birthday PresentHelp Andy get his dream birthday present by visiting:
http://www.emilianatorrini.com/
right there on the homepage is a drawing for a signed album by Andy's favorite singer. It takes maybe 30 seconds to fill out, yet has a chance to gain Andy a lifetime of smiles.
Please consider helping me win this as I ADORE and WORSHIP Emiliana practically.
Thank you,
Andy

Birthday!So, I had my 25th birthday today.
And I can't help but wonder how much fun the others would've been if they hadn't been so rich.
I was broke, so what happened? I was blindfolded, and led out to a lake where I swam for hours, had a cake presented that was home-baked, had brats and burgers, didn't need presents, got hot birthday...enjoyment...and wrapped the evening up with dinner and Guitar Hero.
Seriously....doesn't get any better.

The BirthdayWell for anyone who actually reads this thing. I turned 21 last week. I went out to a bar had 4 drinks didnt get drunk, went to the casino lost 25.00 and went home and went to bed. LOL lame i know.
The very next day I went to my grandma's, had somewhat of a blast. I spent a shit load of money and got lots of stuff from the malls and my grandma gave me stuff for when i buy a house next summer.
I ended up with a new cloumbia winter jacket, 3 new pairs of pants, 4 shirts, 1 hoodie, new undies, new bras, flip flops, the hills seasons 1-3, cd, dvd, doggy bed for my pooch, doggy chain and colla, doggy toys, doggy tags, dishes, bed, and so much more.

The Birth Of SinThe Birth Of Sin
In the beginning
There was naught to be found
God spoke and parted the waters
That gave way to solid ground
All around was darkness
Til He created light
The brightness became day
The darkness He called night
He said bring forth grass
And fruit yielding seed
He planned a wonderful world
To fulfill mans every need
When all the earth was finished
According to his plan
Out of mere dust
He formed a living man
He planted a beautiful garden
With every pleasing tree
Luscious fruits and flowers
As far as the eye could see
He placed man in that paradise
Where life must have been so sweet
And of all the trees contained within
From only one he could not eat
God saw that man was lonely
With no one to share his life
So He took a rib from Adam
And made for him a wife
They dwelt there in that garden
As happy as could be
Til the serpent tempted woman
With fruit from the forbidden tree
She ate the fruit with Adam
Then their eyes were opened wide
Th

Birthday RandomnessSo I was born on March 19, 1984. Here are some events that took place on my birthday with the corresponding year.
1279 - A Mongolian victory in the Battle of Yamen ends the Song Dynasty in China.
1687 - Explorer Robert Cavelier de La Salle, searching for the mouth of the Mississippi River, is murdered by his own men.
1861 - The First Taranaki War ends in New Zealand.
1863 - The SS Georgiana, said to have been the most powerful Confederate cruiser, is destroyed on her maiden voyage with a cargo of munitions, medicines and merchandise then valued at over $1,000,000. The wreck was discovered on the same day and month, exactly 102 years later by then teenage diver and pioneer underwater archaeologist E. Lee Spence.
1865 - American Civil War: The Battle of Bentonville begins. By the end of the battle two days later, Confederate forces had retreated from Four Oaks, North Carolina.
1915 - Pluto is photographed for the first time but is not recognized as a planet.

Birth TestI'm holding a contest for my birthday. Would like to be a PROPHET before or on my birthday. My birthday is September 30. So here it goes. It will be a bombing family contest. So lets see who has the best bombing family on fubar. The prizes will very.
1st place
30 day blast & 400,000 fubucks
2nd place
7 day blast & 300,000 fubucks
3rd place
3 day blast & 200,000 fubucks
4th place
1 day blast & 100,000 fubucks
All prizes will go to the families home page. This will be a comment bommbing contest. Comments count as 1 point and rates count as 10 comments per rate. No you don't have to r/f/a the host to enter or bomb in the contest but it would be nice if you would. Please NO DRAMA, NO CHEATING, NO BLANK COMMENTS. Please don't start any drama if you do your familt will be disqualified and removed and I will not read your family for any reason. The contest will start as soon as I have enough families enter. Private message the host to enter or if you have any ques

Birthday SpotlightBirtday Spotlight
These P.h.a.t.t.y Girls are celebrating a Birthday this month. Make sure to spoil them
completely on their Special day..
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Remember to show much love for our Birthday Spotlight Members
birthday_song - Hoops & Yoyo

Birthday & Anniversary Weekend!!!!Next Saturday Sept.20 is Me & My Husbands Anniversary. Plz Help us!!!! R/F/A Us. He is my Number1 Family & Friend!!!!!
Also Next Sunday Sept.21 is My Birthday. I ask all to help me out by R/F/A/Bling/Blast/VIP/HH me plz. All love will be returned. Ty for any help you may be able to give us. XOXO, Donna

Birth Day Gifts PleaseI have met some very nice people here and I try to help out as many people as I can with points...leveling...rating and such. Well anyway, my birthday is Sept 22. I am looking for friends I have helped and some I have really gotten to know well to make and send me any type of gift picture I can add to an album here. Even if I don't really know you and you just wanna be nice....LOL. It doesn't have to take you hours or anything like that...but I would appreciate something a little more special then just a generic copy and paste b-day comment. So please let me know if you would like to make me one..and where I can get the final product..TY TO ALL MY FRIENDS OR ANYONE WHO OFFERS

Birthday BluesEvery year it seems less and less friends call
The day hasn't changed, and its still in the fall
Sitting and sulking about getting older
where's that friend to cry on thier shoulder
Are they busy with family and work?
Maybe they just decided to be a jerk
Maybe I expect to much to be in thier thoughts
All I know it that it really rots
Don't get me wrong my honey was great
bought me a gift took me out on a date
My mom brought me a gift and even some cake
The kids were good acted perfectly fake
I love them for that at least they tryed
they were so sweet I could have cryed.
Still only one friend called me that day
So should I call them or make them pay?

Birth Plan (doc Is Going To Hate Me)Our wishes for Childbirth
We are looking forward to sharing our birth experience with you. We have created this birth plan in order to outline some of our preferences for birth. We would appreciate you reviewing this plan, and would be happy to do so with you. We understand that there may be situations in which our choices may not be possible, but we hope that you will help us to move toward our goals as much as possible and to make this labor and birth a great experience. We do not want to replace the medical personnel, but instead want to be informed of any procedures in advance, and to be allowed the chance to give informed consent. Please feel free to ask if you have any questions or comments. Thank you!
Please Note
My bloodtype is Rh- (Rhesus Negative)
I would like to wear contact lenses or glasses at all times when conscious.
Labor
Please perform no routine prepatory tasks (shaving, enema, etc.), unless requested.
I expect that doctors and hospital staff will discus

Birthdaywell momma its getting close to ur birthday again. i just wanted to take this time to say happy birthday. And tell u how much i miss spending ur birthday with you. but i know as u watch over me from heaven that we are together on ur birthday. i miss ur warm loving smile that always made people laugh and helped comfort me thru some rough times in my life. i miss all the mother son things we used to do i will remember those till the day i die. my life was never perfect but some how u always made it seem like it was. ur grandkids are getting older and we are all missing u more and more as the days and years pass. but remeber this momma no matter how many days or years pass i will never forget u. your momories will be in my heart and soul forever. the funnest memory i have of u is getting up every morning and seeing ur warm caring smile and for some reason i always knew my day was going to be good. i also remember that u never turned anyone away. we would bring friends home u never met and

Birthstone TrainNOTE:if this was already made someone please let me know, this way i can come up with something else. i looked but i didn't see anything
i don't want to copy off anyone thanks ~Lynn~
BIRTHSTONE TRAIN
in order to join the birthstone train
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*]
rate these pictures:
http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=229107&albumid=1090548
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*]
then go-
RATE
ADD
FAN (unless your at your limit)
if the person is already on your list or your not friends yet
leave a comment saying something like "BIRTHSTONE TRAIN"
then send a PM to me TotallyHugeObsessedMCFanatic
in the PM subject line put "BIRTHSTONE TRAIN" please don't put hi.
it will help me move through the list much faster.
Also please include (this is for your tag)
the name you want on your tag
a photo if you want one
the month you were born
conductor/Person you PM:
~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCare

Birthdays Suckwell, my birthday is the second of oct. and i'm hoping this year isn't has bad as the last 2... they sucked really bad!!... just kind of depressed because it seems every year something bad happens and screws it up, and i'm hoping nothing does this year... but it seems to always get screw up, so, whatever... just a lot of crap on my mind, and in my life right now, i could sleep for a week straight..hoping things are better this year,we will see...

Birthday Time !I'm 20 today, that shit is fucking crazy. I used to day dream about being 20 when I was 12, just lay in my bed and try and picture where I would be. To tell you the truth, I did not really picture it this way. I really can't remember what I pictured, it was so long ago. I definitely know by my standards then I am supposed to be a famous singer now haha. However this year I get cock slapped in the face by reality, birthdays just aren't what they used to be. Obviously it's not as big of a deal but I can't understand why... Birthdays should be special no matter how old you are. Infact, the older you become the more special they should be...

Birthstone TrainBIRTHSTONE TRAIN
in order to join the birthstone train
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*]
rate these pictures:
http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=229107&albumid=1090548
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*]
then go-
RATE
ADD
FAN (unless your at your limit)
if the person is already on your list or your not friends yet
leave a comment saying something like "BIRTHSTONE TRAIN"
then send a PM to me TotallyHugeObsessedMCFanatic
in the PM subject line put "BIRTHSTONE TRAIN" please don't put hi.
it will help me move through the list much faster.
Also please include (this is for your tag)
the name you want on your tag
a photo if you want one
the month you were born
conductor/Person you PM:
~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar
Riders
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cabin 1:
VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar

Birthday Wish List!OK. It's that time of year again where I get to be catered to. On this coming date of Rocktober 15th, I, Rebal will be celebrating My 44th B-day. Yeah, Yeah, I Know. Keep Yer Fucking Old Jokes to Yourselves. My Cock works Very Well Thank You. LOL. But, this year, I decided that what I will do to Help everyone figure out what I want & need for My B-day. So, I have come up with a list.
1 - Liv Tyler, Shania Twain, & Allyson Hannigan. Sorry, got this Fantasy Stuck in My head.
2 - MONEY!!!! Lots of It.
3 - Corvette
4 - Harley
5 - Dragons - Want to make My collection grow
6 - Naughty Pics of Yourself
7 - Marijauna - can Never go wrong
8 - Jack Daniels - see above
9 - Sex
10 - More Money - can NEVER have enough of it
11 - Jessica Alba & Eliza Dushku
12 - a 3-some with 2 of You Lovely Ladies
13 - Socks - What I think Most People will get Me
14 - did I say Money?
15 - Bar or Harley Shirts from around the World
Now, it is Not Required, But it Would be Greatly Appreciated. Naug

Birthday Spotlight- I Need Your Help!!Just 100 fubucks could help me get spotlight.
I will be trying for spotlight in Nov. My 20th Birthday
I'm calling on my friends for help me with this.
Each and every one of you who have helped get me this far, Thank you, you have recieved salutes and blogs from me. and I will keep them coming.
I'm not asking for much, just the chance to have spotlight.
All you have to do is click the fupal link below to get started.
Brought to you by:
ØSuzie[KUNTASTIC] SER Promoter & DJØOWNED BY VENOM@ fubar

Birthday Blog Posted By Ctgirl Thanks Girlie!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
SWT CHRRY PIE
Please stop by Fan, Add and Rate my beautiful friend!!! Its her BIRTHDAY and she deserves lots of love Fubar!!!
PIMPOUT BY
Ctgirl OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY Just a Guy in Jersey and Marine Co-Owner Playground@ fubar
Music Playlist at MixPod.com

Birthday Bully From JcHAPPY BIRTHDAY
It's his birthday ALL day!
Please show him love!
ADD
RATE
FAN
BLING
♠MFkn TÅTT♠~ fu~owned by !Xx*luscious*xX!~@ fubar
Brought to you by:
Click either pic to come wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and buy him a drink!

Birthday!!!So today is my 25th birthday and I have just gotten out of a long relationship, not looking for anything commitment-wise. I honestly just want to hook up, get laid on my birthday. Is that so wrong? So let me know if you're interested.
By the way: I am totally real.

Birthday Bully From JcHAPPY BIRTHDAY
It's his birthday ALL day!
Please show him love!
ADD
RATE
FAN
BLING
♠MFkn TÅTT♠~ fu~owned by !Xx*luscious*xX!~@ fubar
Brought to you by:
Click either pic to come wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and buy him a drink!

BirthmarksDisclaimer: This is a blog specifically about House (my obsession). If you have not watched the current episode you may want to back out now as there will be spoilers. You've been warned!
So who thought House was sick when he passed out last night?

BirthdayI know I thanked everyone individually, but I just wanted to put down how much it meant to me to come online and see the amount of messages it had. Just really made my day.
So anyways, thank you all again, I know great peoples.

Birthday Wishes...C51's Birthday Wishes:
1. Happy Hour - Never had one!
2. Blings
3. Auto 11 Blings
4. Spotlight - Never Had One!
5. Blasts
6. Ticker - Never Had One!
7. Big Pimpin Gifts
8, Fu - Bucks!
Not all in that order pick one!
Also Join Catacones I still need 480 Members... if you haven't Yet I would love it if you would!
COME GET HIGH (CLICK THE BANNER)

Birthday SpankinsAuto 11's are ON! Rate, Rate, Rate this Sexy FU!
Let's make her Oracle for her Birthday! Show her some sweet lovin' with Rates And Bling!
Sexy Salutes made for all those who bring a Blast or a Bling Pack gift to the party!
PebblesinAZ...Read and Do My Blogs! XOXO@ fubar

Birthday TrainSgt. Raider of Sarge's Bad Girls
is having a birthday!!!
Sarge's Bad Girls
Show Sarge LOTS of love!
Click on Sarge's pictures and
rate him on his birthday!
Sarge has AUTO 11s running!
Get lots of points and level
up rating his pictures!
Do YOU want to be a bad girl?
Show Sarge LOTS
of birthday LOVE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARGE!
Sarge's Bad Girls
Sarge is lovingly pimped out by:
ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl ღ Club FAR Team LOVE ღ
and

Birthday Stuff.Happy Birthday to me!
I will be hosting my Birthday Happy Hour on Tuesday at 8pm Fu-Time. 10pm My time. I will
have auto 11's on and will be handing out random
blings!
________________________________________
My actual birthday is on Wednesday the 19th, but i couldn't get a good time for me on that day. SO
Tuesday at 8pm PST it is. BE THERE ;D
auto 11's will be on
randomly blinging
________________________________________
I LOVE ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE ALREADY GIVEN ME SOME
BIRTHDAY LOVIN. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SMILE ;D.
*PLEASE REPOST*
________________________________________
suckface@ fubar

Birthday Bash For SupergurlCAMERON the Cutest Mascot on Fubar invites you for a huge birthday bash,
tonight we are celebrating Super Gurl's birthday in Club Rating Revolution.
When : 9Pm Eastern Standard Time
Where : Club Rating Revolution
Who is invited : EVERY ONE !!!! Come one , come all !
Infact , we're going to be giving YOU something.
We will be giving every one who joins 1,000 Fu-Bucks
If you bring some one with you that joins, we will give you an additional 1,000 Fu-Bucks
For every 10 people you get to join, we will give you a one credit bling 10,000 Fubucks
So you see, EVERY BODY wins tonight at Club Rating Revlotion !
We will provide the drinks, music , prizes & good times
All we ask is that you show up to wish Super Gurl a very happy Birthday !
You can click this picture to wish Super Gurl a Happy Birthday
Super Gurl Member of Rating Revolution~Executive Greeter @ Legends Saloon@ fubar
And this is where the party will be * Click Image

Birth Control...I came across this site today: http://www.thepillkills.com/index.html
W...T...F...?
From their page:
During any discussion of the birth control pill, it is important to keep in mind that scientists have confirmed that at the moment the sperm and the egg join (fertilization), a new human being is created who is completely different from his/her mother.
Um...no...they have not confirmed OR denied that! Most scientist lean toward life beginning AFTER conception, as a matter of fact!
The birth control pill works in three ways:
1. It can prevent the release of an egg from the ovary (ovulation). However, while using the pill, women can and do experience breakthrough ovulation - meaning that an egg is released from the ovary and is available to be fertilized by the sperm.
2. It also causes the cervical mucus to thicken, making it difficult for the sperm to reach the egg. It is possible, though, for the sperm to break through the mucus and to fertilize the egg.

BirthdaysHappy Birthday to every one in December and Happy Holidays to everyone

Birthday Party Invite To Y'allI am celebrating my 41st birthday on Friday, Dec 26th from 6.30 pm to midnight at Gold Cup Gentlemen's Restaurant and Sports Bar. You are welcome to arrive early or late! [I'll be there to midnight!] To take advantage of the Happy Hours, please arrive early! There's a buffet!
I am trying to book us a private room, so watch for a sign at the event! The venue is located at 12747 NW Freeway. That's 290 at the Pinemont exit. The number for the front desk is 713: 460-0171.
FETISH ATTIRE ENCOURAGED but NOT required. Please note that they do have a metal detector at the front desk, so it is advised to leave your sharp pointy best at home. All clothing must be street legal. [I am not sure if boys are welcome in drag, sorry. Write if you need this information or just opt to side with normal.]
This is a night out and NOT a fetish event! I hope to see EVERYONE there!
Lv and Kisses, M

Birthday PartyBig Birthday Celebration . . .
I received this invitation that I just had to pass on.
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Dear loved ones,
As you well know, we are getting closer to my birthday. Every year there is a celebration in my honor, and I think that this year the celebration will be repeated. During this time there are many people shopping for gifts, there are many radio announcements and TV commercials, and in every part of the world everyone is saying that my birthday is getting closer and closer.
It is really very nice to know that at least once a year some people
think of Me. As you know, the celebration of my birthday began many years ago. At first people seemed to understand and be thankful for all that I did for them, but in these times no one seems to know the reason for the celebration. Family and friends get together and have a lot of fun, but they don't know the meaning of the celebration. I remember that last year there was a g

Birth Order Of ChildrenBIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity
clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes
for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE
your regular clothes.
_____________________________________________________
Preparing for the birth:
1st baby: You religiously practice your
breathing.
2nd baby: You don't bother . . . because
you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing!
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in
your eighth month.
______________________________________________________
The layette :
1st baby: You pre-wash the newborn's
clothes and fold them neatly (color-coordinated) in the baby's little
bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure the
baby clothes are clean, discarding only the ones with the darkest
stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't
they?
______________________________________________________
Worrying:
1st baby: At the first sign of

Birth Order Of ChildrenBIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity
clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes
for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE
your regular clothes.
_____________________________________________________
Preparing for the birth:
1st baby: You religiously practice your
breathing.
2nd baby: You don't bother . . . because
you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing!
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in
your eighth month.
______________________________________________________
The layette :
1st baby: You pre-wash the newborn's
clothes and fold them neatly (color-coordinated) in the baby's little
bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure the
baby clothes are clean, discarding only the ones with the darkest
stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't
they?
______________________________________________________
Worrying:
1st baby: At the first sign of

2009 Birthdays - Copy And Add Yours!2009 Birthdays
Let's have some fun! See how long it gets and where this goes. This will be our big 2009 blog to pass. Give it a go! 365 Birthdays!
This is kind of cool! Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has to be somebody born on each date of the year. We are going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year.
Add your name (NO LAST names) and your city / province (or state) next to your birth date to the list below. Then, send this list to all your friends, plus the person who sent it to you!
Let's see if we can do it!!
If someone has already put their name in the slot for the date of your birthday, please just add your name beside it and DO NOT DELETE THAT PERSON'S NAME!!!
Jan. 1 =
Jan. 2 =
Jan. 3 =
Jan. 4 =
Jan. 5 =
Jan. 6 =
Jan. 7 =
Jan. 8 =
Jan. 9 =
Jan. 10 =
Jan. 11 =
Jan. 12 =
Jan. 13 =

Birthday Girls> Once again Fubars birthday alert has been posted missing for the new year. Most of you know Ej and Loey, and their birthdays are on the 1st and 3rd of January respectivley . They both remember our birthdays, and it is only right and fair that they get the same opportunity that the rest of us do.
Ej
Loey
>

Birthday BluesI will be turning 34 in a few days and I am not all that happy about it. I have 4 kids that I adore with every fiber of my being. I have a loving wife that understands enough about me to tolerate my stupid moments.
Sometimes (and only sometimes) I wish I had all the answers. But I am mostly happy to still be able to be amazed in life. I am very happy with the abilities that I have, but I can feel my age creeping up on me.
Am I being too hard on myself or do I need medication?
Dave of DnT

Birthday Trains - Sign Up Now To RideIn the next few weeks, 4 of the most wonderful men on fubar will be having birthdays... In their honor, I will be running trains in hopes of helping them get closer to leveling... Sign up now for any or all of them...
Just leave me a blog comment to sign up. I have my comments set for approval by owner so I don't miss my profile comments... So, just because you don't see your comment immediately, doesn't mean it isn't there... Private message me if you like...
Jan 6 - Johnny Riggs, my best friend and owner
(2.8 million points to Disciple)
He will be hosting a Happy Hour on January 6 @ 6pm Fu-Time... Auto 11s will run all day as well... Come spank him hard...
Jan 9 - Syrano, my R/L hubby
NO TRAIN... He made Fu-Pimp... And wants to stay there for a while... But stop by and wish him a happy birthday if you like...
Jan 13 - GnbRebel - a very dear friend
(3.8 million points to Disciple)
He will be running an Auto 11!!!
Jan. 15 - Willie - a good

Birthdayi always thought my parents were pulling my leg when they told me that the older u get the faster the years go by. but they years have been going by faster and faster. the thing is that as i get older it really doesn;t seem like time is going by faster just that i have a lot less of it

Birthday Is Next Month.My birthday will be arriving next month. Still got a ways but it 's coming. On Feb 23rd, I will be 28 years old.
I miss being a kid where you would always look forward to your birthdays. You know, friends, presents, cake.... whatever. I would always invite over some friends and then my mom would invite her friends. Her friends would bring over Filipino dishes to go with the birthday meal. Of course my friends never liked asian or weird looking food then, so we had other food "Americans" would like.
Each year as I got older, it seems like that day just doesn't exist anymore. For the last couple years on my birthday, I've pretty much given up on it. Try to block it out. Sure, I like to be surprised and all but that rarely happens.
I know that last couple years I have gotten upset because Rich never did anything, got me anything, or my close friends back then. My parents usually remember and we go out for a birthday lunch or dinner like usual. Something we do on our family birth

Birthday PartyOMG It's Brian a.k.a. DJ Pulse a.k.a. Bri a.k.a. PV2's Birthday This January 19th!!! He's Turning 21 In Iraq And We Are Inviting You To The Biggest Baddest Event Ever Only At Hydaway Radio! We Would ALL Love To See You Celebrate His Big Day With Us! Here Is The Info:
WHO: Everyone On Fubar
WHERE: Hydaway Radio
When: January 18-19th
Click On The Picture Below To Come Celebrate His Birthday!!!
ALSO....STOP BY HIS PAGES AND WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BY ADDING, FANNING, RATING, BLING, HAPPY HOUR TIL HE IS BLUSHING!!! YES HE DOES BLUSH!!!
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Birth NameFor those whom I care about I willing accept their burden of pain.
For those who do not know me know that I will not suffer ignorance.
For those who have done true wrong know that only you can accept the blame and maybe, just maybe bear the shame.
Acceptance does not come easily for you are eternally alone and with the passing of time even you will forget your birth given name.

Birthday Wish!!!!Wicked Wanda's Birthday is in 2 days and guess what, she is only 1 million away from becoming prophet! She is running Auto 11's today so lets all stop by and give her some early birthday spankings!!!!!
Wicked_Wanda@ fubar

Birthdays Suck!No, this isn't a blog bitching about how I didn't get enough attention paid to me, or whatever. I've gotten more than my share of well- wishes from my beautiful daughters, wonderful boyfriend and amazing friends. What I'm bitching about is that more things than normal went wrong on a day we're conditioned to think is all about us.
So, here's went wrong today...
Basement flooded, soaking piles of not-yet-put-away-but-clean laundry.
My kids were late for school due to said flooding.
My blower fan went out in my van, although it suddenly started working somehow again.
The first guy to come out to fix the sewer line broke his cable trying to fix it.
The second guy to come out and look at it refused to try to fix it due to the age of the pipes.
The final guy I called I found out that my ex owes him money and he won't come without a 250.00 down payment.
When I was picking up a kid to take him on a visit with his mom, I got stuck and had to dig myself out of the

BirthdayToday is my 28th bday and noone will member watch so i think its on gonna go drink get drunk and have fun wether anyone comes or not sad i can member others bday but noone members mine

~ Birthday Fun ~Have Fun With It......
Meaning of color and your birthday
Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black , blue , green , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like flying or driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
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Answers
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses

Birth Date Says About Me!Your Birthdate: December 16
You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head.
You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking.
People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right.
You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself.
Your strength: Your original approach to thinking
Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others
Your power color: Pale blue
Your power symbol: Wavy line
Your power month: July

Birthday BlogDee75 Member of RR, SBG & llama levelers !! Fu Owned by Texas Twister@ fubar
Today is Dee's Birthday she also has Auto 11's on stop by her page give her some Birthday Love...Thanks

Birthday Comming UpThis is For all my Friends . If you all want to Say hi or Happy Birthday you can ..

Birthday DonationsMy birthday is coming up in 3 weeks and I was trying to get enough fubucks to try and get the spotlight for that day. So I'm taking fubucks donations, and I'm also willing to do things for fubucks too. Rating, fanning, adding, giving you all my *REAL* 11s for a day, making a salute for you. Let me know I'd love help from people Thanks to everybody willing to help me with this

Birthday TodayToday is this guys Birthday and he has his very first Auto 11 running right now so stop by and show him some B-Day love
Dusty@ fubar

Birthday Clock- Excellent!Here is one most everyone will enjoy!
This is interesting! Check it out!
Click on 'Birthday Calculator.' It tells you how many hours and
how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when
you were probably conceived.
After you've finished reading the info, click again,
and see what the moon looked like the night you
were born. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking...
Enjoy.
Birthday Calculator

Birthday Calculator5 March 1979
Your date of conception was on or about 12 June 1978 which was a Monday.
You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Pisces.
Your Life path number is 7.
Your fortune cookie reads:
The days you work are the best days.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2443937.5.
The golden number for 1979 is 4.
The epact number for 1979 is 2.
The year 1979 was not a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1979 and ending 2/15/1980.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Pachons, the

Birthday Stuff31 March 1986
Your date of conception was on or about 8 July 1985 which was a Monday.
You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Aries.
Your Life path number is 4.
Your fortune cookie reads:
All your hard work will soon pay off.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446520.5.
The golden number for 1986 is 11.
The epact number for 1986 is 19.
The year 1986 was not a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1986 and ending 1/28/1987.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).
Your date of birth

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THIS BIRTHDAY PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO ALL OF FUBAR BY ME:JoAnna"Co-Founder of the Llama Levelers and Friend of Jewels!

Birthday Coming Up'ns...I noticed that there are quite a few Birthdays coming up...including mine
Pisces Rock!.....just saying
Just wanted to say that I hope I get as much love as I have seen and been a part of, past B-days of certain kick ass friends.
I'm not going to ask for anything specific like alot of people, all I care about is just being thought of and such....even though it is just a stupid site (j/k Jesus , it still means alot when people acknowledge you and send you love...which ever way it may be.
......Just saying

Birthdays Always = Instant LameBut apparently I'm allowed to have enough fun for the whole year in a 4-day package deal....
So many tried to use my liver as a killing method! Thursday wasn't too bad, but Friday and Saturday? H-I-Larious!
Friday, I spent $5 and went home with what I can assume was a .20 BAC. Friends later told me that I looked about ready to do the Stumble-of-Shame. I woke up the next noon, propped against the wall, beer in one hand, cell phone in the other (ready to dial my gf,) one boot off and that foot on the floor, shorts around my knees and I had absolutely NO clue where I was for about a minute. Mind you the boot I had taken off was stuck in the shorts leg.... yeah...
Saturday was a little more timid. I spent most of the day recuperating at a coffee place. I got my tattoo finished on my forehead! Then, I went back to the club and proceeded to drink the night through, while working. I had to play the responsible one, and sent my gf home... I felt bad. We were both ready to go at it in a p

Birthday Bully I Done For Wizardimikimi - Customize Your World!
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Click on his pic and show him lots of Birthday Love-He has Auto's on also!
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Birthday WishesI really want you to make me a mixed tape. Yes I really said mixed tape...or cd but just songs you love. Thats all.

BirthdayToday is my oldest daughters birthday. She is 33.....Fuck I'm old!!!
That is all!
love ya all & stuffs.

Birthday Contest!!Yay iTs My BiRthDay!!!
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SeNd It To Me In a Pm Please And it wiLl Be PlacEd In a PriVate foldEr For JudgEs onLy
CoNtEst StartS Now!!So Have fun**HiNt HinT..LoVe DeM SkiTTlEs**JuDGiNg WiLl began TuE MarCh 10..WiNNer wiLL Be AnnouNced WeD MarCh 11..Have FuN GiRlS♥
Mwah
~YeP~

Birthday Saluteshey everyone so my birthday is in 18 days and I would love to get some hot birthday salutes from my hot friends
If you choose to do so please send them to me via fu mail or link the pic to me

BirthThe birth event is the one sacred event that virtually every culture holds in common. Not surprisingly, it is one of Jung's archetypal selves-the self creating life for another. Since it is an archetype, there are lots of other dream images that lead back toward birth and life. Water and oceans are the two significant ones. Many cultures embrace the symbol of water as crucial to life. Many times, women who intuitively know that either they or a friend may be pregnant will dream of water. This may be related to the broken water images of pregnancy.
Emerging from a cave or isolated place as a new self is a Jungian version of birth themes. In this sense, birth is not limited to biological events, but also includes the advent of additional facets of personality or self-awareness in your waking life.
Freud held that entering back into small rooms or caves was symbolic of the womb. This could herald a desire to return to mother, be nurtured, or experience the mother's power as a protec

Birthday Bulletin From Year Of The Dragon!**silly me. I posted this in the wrong blog...heh**
From my bestest friend, YotD.
Her and Poohbet, my sister, also went in for a happy hour for me tomorrow, and Pooh also bought me an auto 11, just for that.
If you ever get the chance, stop by their pages and show them some mad mad MAD love.
They are the greatest!!
Love you both bunches!!
50 AND FU-TABULOUS!
My Best Friend is turning 50 Saturday! She works hard on site as a bouncer, and she puts up with me...probably the harder of the two jobs. lol She has a birthday Happy Hour Saturday as well. Remember to stop by and show her some birthday love
Dolly O' Dagger@ fubar
Love Ya Doll..Many Happy Returns!
Year O'Dragon
T
(repost of original by 'Year O'Dragon' on '2009-03-13 12:52:32')

BirthdaySo my birthday is 5 days away (Wednesday March 25th)and I was wondering if somebody anybody can get me a VIP renewal,a bling pack or auto11s
anyone of these 3 even all three would be a great birthday gift :)
I will greatly appreciate it if someone got one of these for my birthday
Oh and I love birthday salutes to put up as well
Thank you!!

Birthday Love To Diana
TODAY IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINES BIRTHDAY...THE LOVELY DIANA IS CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY, AND TO MAKE THIS DAY SPECIAL FOR HER, PLS TAKE A MINUTE AND GO TO HER PAGE AND SHOW HER WHAT A SPECIAL LADY SHE REALLY IS AND LEAVE HER SOME BIRTHDAY LUVINS, FUBAR STYLE...♠Diana♠ 2nd Alarm Hotties (NO FAN=NO ADD)@ fubar

Birthdayswell today is my bday...i am 20 years old...i am just deppressed that its my bday. dont ask why because i dont have an awnser for you. i guess i just didnt want to have a party this year but my mom is thoughing one anyway...its tomarrow. my friend and the only friend that would be there dont want to come...she would rather spend time with her boyfriend then with me on my bday...i just think that its mean and cruel...but what ever...to me its not important...i just dont give a shit much anymore. i guess people are not going to get that they need to stop being so selfish.
my bday dont mean shit to any one anyway..its not important at all...i just wish that i had a guy to spend it with..cuddling up on the couch watching movies. me falling asleep in his arms...listing to his hart beat. but no i have to spend it with my familia witch i cant stand most of the time. i cant stand my mom at all but she said that its to late not to have a party. why because she invited people......
much lo

Birthday Buckage - April 30th 25k/100
ATTENTION GOLD DIGGERS - HERE COMES SOME BIRTHDAY BUCKAGE!
We have a birthday to celebrate on Thursday! April 30th is RogerLee's happy day! AUTOS WILL BE ON, AND 25,000 FUBUCKS WILL BE GIVEN FOR EVERY 100 RATES. Forget rating for the 10k or smiling over the 15k...here's your chance to load your fu-pockets with some major buckage. Everyone gets the points, YOU get the bucks, and there is NO LIMIT to the number you can rate. Do a hundred, do a thousand - go until you've gotten them all. The bankroll is endless.

Birthday BombingIt,s my bithday May 22nd and since I can't be here that day I want to celebrate with fu on Thursday May 21 Looking 4 friends to give me 6 credit bling gifts so I can get enough to bomb 4 or 5 times If I get 30 friends giving me a 6 bling credt I will pick one name out of a hat and give 1 friend an auto 11 If you know me you know I'll be honest with the draw I will show no bias so please don't ask If this turns out well I'll repeat it so please no drama This is a chance to get an auto 11 for a 6 bling credit If I get 50 ; 2 autos will be picked 60; 3 and another draw for every 10 extra after that So if 100 people enter 7 people will recieve an auto 11etc. I will draw the name or names Wed may 20 at 6 pm Pacific time so the draw will end at 5pm and i'll give the autos to whoever wins on wed between 6 & 7 pm pacific timeI will try to bomb everyone that sends a 6 cr bling gift at least twice If there are 100 x 6 cr bling gifts given there will also be an auto given to the person wh

Birthday NightFirst thing first... I gotta tell people thank you for the birthday wishes yesterday.
Dave, CareBear, Funky Munky,Kit, SS, MoW,Lewis, Amykins, Mental, RoadRage, Majik, Starshooter, Dr.C, Coot, NoOne, Reaper, Arkham, Gabe, Trouble, Kins, Mclovin, Crazylips, and MoP
all of you... thank you so much for the wishes :D I do appreciate all of them.
Now... On to the fun stuff..
Last night. I went to dinner with the hubby, got a new lap top, blahblahblah... real birthday dinner is acutally on tuesday with my mom...
THEN I went to this bar I always go to (Luckys) to wait for some friends to get off work.. Addison gets off and meets me and we have a couple of drinks waiting on Laura... Laura gets off and somehow we decide we are going to this bar called Annies...
Annies is the dirtiest, nastiest, most white trash STD infested bar that I have ever been to... Luckily, it is actually kinda fun after the nasty rednecks leave and the (younger) crowd comes in.
That is when the drunken ka

Birth Of Grandsonmy 7th grandchild, Daniel, was born March 29th. he wasn't due to enter the world until June30th. he weighed under 2 lbs. a valve in his heart wasn't closing and he had bleeding on the left side of his brain.
it's now June 5th and the valve is functioning properly, they haven't said anything about the bleeding though. he has been off the ventilator for a while and the feeding tube is gone as well.
he is estimated to weigh about 4 lbs and will hopefully be able to go home around the beginning of july.
but i still need to kick his father's ass. Daniel would have gone full term if daddy hadn't tried to push mommy down a flight of stairs. way to much stress on his mommy.
i hope all of you have been well and doing great.

Birthday
Good Morning to all. I will be away for a few days celebrating my 50th Birthday, I have family and friends coming from all over! Lot of last minute details for the party to take care of, and if you remember, have a drink for me about 12 midnight EST. Many thanks to all my family and friends here on Fubar, for all you have done and continue to do and I will see everyone soon.
Love, “Doc” George

Birthday WishOn my 66th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." I was encouraged. As I walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." I was very eager to see if it worked so I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicin

Birthday WishThe well-known holiday of "Sugar's Birthday Eve" happened to fall on a lesser-known holiday: Father's day. Being a good daughter, I invited my parents over for dinner (salad from my garden, charcoal-grilled steak, shrimp, and asparagus). They left early, but, eagerly anticipating my birthday, I stayed up to welcome the day.
For weeks, I've been trimming branches and piling them in my flagstone-and-mortar fire pit. The branches were stacked teepee-style, standing about as tall as me, five feet four, give or take an inch. I stuffed the lower branches with old copies of the Farmer & Rancher Exchange and the Menards flyer, and, after two unsuccessful attempts, finally succeeded in creating a massive bonfire. I sipped wine (malbec, turpentine-esque), scooted my plastic chair back so as not to singe my face.
Minutes into the fire, I decided: "I need more wood!"
Several trips to the barn later, my fire was roaring splendidly. Several tips of the wine bottle later, I, too, was roaring

Birthday SexThere are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year.Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) Copy and paste and make a new bulletin! ! ! ! ! ! ! !January 1-Dustin Engler!!!January 2 -January 3 -January 4 -January 5 -January 6 -Courtney BryantJanuary 7 -Ricky "Dunn Dunn"January 8 -January 9 -January 10-January 11-January 12 -January 13 -Judge D.January 14 -Samantha marie KlossJanuary 15 -autumn nicole pateee(:

Birthday SexThere are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year.Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) Copy and paste and make a new bulletin! ! ! ! ! ! ! !January 1-Dustin Engler!!!January 2 -January 3 -January 4 -January 5 -January 6 -Courtney BryantJanuary 7 -Ricky "Dunn Dunn"January 8 -January 9 -January 10-January 11-January 12 -January 13 -Judge D.January 14 -Samantha marie KlossJanuary 15 -autumn nicole pateee(:

Birthday SexIt's yo birthday, so I know you want to ride outEven if we only go to my houseSip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couchFeels good, but I know you want to cry outYou say u want passion, I think you found itGet ready for action, don't be astoundedWe switching positions, you feel surroundedTell me where you want your gift, girl[Chorus:]Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-II been feeninWake up in the late nightBeen dreamin about your loving, girlGirl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-IDon't need candles and cakeJust need your body to make...Birthday sex... Birthday sex oohoohoohooh(It's the best day of the year girl)Birthday sex... Birthday sex oohoohoohooh(G-spot g-spot let me hit that g-spot g-spot girl)[Verse 2:]See you sexy in them jeans got me on 101-2-3... Think I got you pinnedDon't tap out, fight until the endRing that bell, and we gon start over againWe grindin with passion, 'cause it's your birthdayBeen at it for hours, I know you thirstyYou kiss me so sweetly, taste just like Hersh

Birth WeekDammit
this one is pretty accurate
The Cusp of Exposure – Leo/Virgo Cusp August 19-25
You are an interesting blend of introvert and extrovert. You are an outstanding observer and judge of character. You know how to watch, silently without drawing attention to yourself. You have a great memory and are objective; you can also be a dependable and reliable friend. You have the need to be understood. You do not easily attach your passion and affection to someone but when you do you form long lasting relationships. You can be very private, self centered and secretive. Strengths: Self Contained – Observant – Flamboyant Weaknesses: Narcissistic – Secretive – Non Sharing

BirthdayHey one more thing my B-Day is this saturday and i will be drinking my ass off i will be 31this year.

Birthday PresentToday has been cool so far, I got up this morning and went to get two tattoos for my birthday!! From my daughter and my mom! There is a picture of the blue one, the pink one and all three of them together!

Birthdayits my birthday. oh yeah. dunno if I put the right one on my profile, but it doesnt matter. my day has consisted of going to an interview and winding up prejudged on the basis of appearence to be unfit for the job which was in a call center so appearence shouldnt matter but whatever, then I went to look at a couple of places, one of them dismissed me as a potential renter on the basis of my not being gay and the other didnt even bother to show up for the meeting at all. Ive spent around 6 hours on the bus total dealing with it all and Im starting to realize the friendliness of Portland people is all fake, designed to put suckers off gaurd so they can be mooched or stolen from. I may yet find a job but Ill never be able to like this city any more than I liked seattle and that saddens me to no end. I wish I could afford a ticket to Denmark Id leave today to go to christiana, even if it is doomed, its a hell of a lot better than the cities Ive been in the last few years lemme tell you. so

Birthday Girl. Lemme See Your Birthday Suit!
It's a special girl's birthday today.
It's my Best Friend's birthday today.
Someone whom I adore, respect, cherish and love.
Someone who's been there for the past SIX YEARS!
Thick and thin, boys and bullshit.
She's been through it all with me
And vice versa.
Just like Chucky said:
"Friends till the end!"
tee hee
Happy Birthday, Mama. Love you!
-REL
I owe you a damn Birthday salute, I know!

BirthdaywishOn a stormy night, you walk to you car parked near the end of the parking lot it has been a long day and all you want is to go home and take a warm bath. The closer you get to your car the hair on the back of your neck stands up you feel as if some one is watching you. Then you hear tires squealing in behind you turn to look and a dark van approaches you at a high rate of speed. You start to run for your car when the vans pulls up close to you then the door opens, your pulled in and a dark hood placed over you. You try to scream but there is a hand covering your face, you fell another set of hands removing your clothes , your hands our bound as you lat there on the floor of the van in nothing but your panties.You drive for what seems hours your body quaking in fear, thinking what is going on, how can this be happening to me. Your pulled out of the van and lead down some steps you feel a cool and damp air around you. As you are lead into a room your placed on a bed and the binds are rem

Birthday Partygonna get ripped with friends this whole weekend possibly...either jager or patron, or ketel one..or maybe even some sam adams octoberfest...it'll be a good time, regardless!! pics will be posted...stay tuned

Birth SignI'm a PISCES
LIBRA - The Asshole (9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart.
Center of attention. High appeal.
Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep.
Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way.
*5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One (10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing.
Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser.
Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed.
*15 years of bad luck if you do not repost
SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER (11/22-12/21)
Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY.
Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends.
Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants.
Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. .
*24 years of bad luck if you do not repost
THIS CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19)

BirthdayBirthday
There are two ways in which the birthday dream is experienced.
The first is that everybody knows it's your birthday. There may be an actual party, or just a common affirmation and celebration
The second birthday experience is a darker image-you know it's your birthday and everyone forgot. It's an indication of the struggle for significance. Who you encounter, their apparent ignorance about your birthday, and their reaction to your news (or to your non-verbal, cloying attempt to clue them off) says a lot about the scenario. It may be that you feel overlooked in your relationships with others, or insignificant in general. If you are unwilling to tell, it may be that you are wanting more attention from the dream characters than they are providing. If, on the other hand, you tell them and they gush with apology, there may be a sense in which you feel they are operating at a relationship deficit with you over some matter. In the dream, did they give you a gift upon finding ou

BirthBirth
The birth event is the one sacred event that virtually every culture holds in common. Not surprisingly, it is one of Jung's archetypal selves-the self creating life for another. Since it is an archetype, there are lots of other dream images that lead back toward birth and life. Water and oceans are the two significant ones. Many cultures embrace the symbol of water as crucial to life. Many times, women who intuitively know that either they or a friend may be pregnant will dream of water. This may be related to the broken water images of pregnancy.
Emerging from a cave or isolated place as a new self is a Jungian version of birth themes. In this sense, birth is not limited to biological events, but also includes the advent of additional facets of personality or self-awareness in your waking life.
Freud held that entering back into small rooms or caves was symbolic of the womb. This could herald a desire to return to mother, be nurtured, or experience the mother's power as a

Birthday Blogas I predicted for the 3rd year in a row. my birthday sucked. Normally I go out to eat, get something from applebees or the pizza place near me. What did I get? McDonalds for my birthday meal (some friends, but its all good). For the first time in my life I realized, the older you get, the less a birthday is worth.
my other friends who said they would pick me up to go out, flaked. So we shall see what happens.

The BirthdayYou come home to what appears to be an empty house and wonder if I've forgotten your birthday. On the fridge is a folded note with your name on it in my handwriting. You open it and read, a smile growing on your face as you read what I've written to you. "No, I haven't forgotten your birthday, baby. Getting things together to make it just right for you. Today is all about you and your pleasure. Please go ahead and enjoy a nice hot shower and I'll be with you as soon as I can. I love you, baby. Never forget that.-James" With a grin, you head for the bathroom and slowly remove your clothes as you wonder what I have planned for the day for you. You turn the shower on and step in, letting the water just massage you as it runs over your soft skin and your thoughts turn to more and more naughty images of what kind of night it's going to be. Your hands run over your slippery body as you think and you start to moan as your fingers start to play gently with your nipples. Your eyes close as one

The Birth Month Can Determine Your Character And Early YearsIn previous posts I have discussed how the day of the month on which we are born plays a part in our numerology chart.The month in which we were born in also has a great influence on our character; in many older forms of numerology this was used to analyze a person's early years.Our calendar is based on the Gregorian Calendor which has been in use since the late sixteenth century. It is a slightly different version of the Julian Calendar that was first used by Julius Ceasar in 46 B.C. The Gregorian calendar is also known as the solar calendar because it is a representation of the Sun's orbit around the earth.The month we were born has a great influence on our character and gives an indication of how our younger, more formative years will influence our adult lives. The events that occur can help to shape our life path which is in activation primarily from the ages of 28 to 56. If you were born in January, the number 1 rules your early years. You are independent, analytical and a born

Birthday Thoughts.Well now another year older and yet I see that only real friends bothered with remembering.... ok not true.... I had some people I don’t even know wish me happy birthday ^_^ now one thing you all must know is that I don’t celebrate my day of birth.... BUT I do like to be remembered... As I strive to remember all those I care about... this is the thing that is bothering me... people say they care so very deeply for you but I am just realising that they only say this cos you can give them something.... when its something you want or desire... they forget so very quickly as though you where just a bad dream. So then what to do? Delete them from your life? Yell at them for forgetting you? So many things you could do to them but really nothing to actually satisfy my hurt. Just the thought that people don’t really care about you unless you have something they desire... I give a part of myself to a lot of people... yet I do not get one thing back at all... AH I can’

The Birthday Cake TestYou Are Outrageous and Optimistic
You are the type of person who lives life to the fullest. You believe in going big or going home. You aren't shy about what you want, and you aren't afraid to get it either. You really go for it! You have a bold personality, and you tend to be attracted to anything or anyone who is over the top. You are open minded, and you have eclectic taste. You truly can appreciate all the flavors of the world.
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Birthday GiftsSo a friend of mine talked me into making a birthday wishlist on amazon. I picked out a few things. Well low and behold a few friends bought me gifts from my list. I got four beautiful rings today, but....
I have NO IDEA who sent what. LOL
There is no packing slip in any of the boxes. The return address is the company. etc. etc.
So FESS UP! Who sent me what? haha
If you're interested in seeing the wishlist, here it is:
Wishlist