Sex

This week, Alabama shook off a long overdue, ridiculous law criminalizing oral and anal sex between unmarried partners. The anti-sodomy law was mostly used to criminalize homosexual behavior, even between consenting unmarried partners (I probably don't need to tell you gay marriage is not legal in AL). An appeals court overturned the law,… More »

Yesterday, like a child who touches a stove even after mom says it's hot, I read an article about a new "trend" in extreme anal porn called "rosebudding" despite being warned in the first paragraph that to proceed was unwise for those with weak stomachs. I almost vomited. Then, like a particularly… More »

Recently I got a chance to meet Isabel Dresler (safe for work), who I’ve taken to calling "photographer to queer porn stars." She’s shot with some queer porn faves like Courtney Trouble, Dylan Ryan, Andre Shakti, and Siouxsie Q. We got to chatting at a shoot for the cover of the… More »

Hey guys, a straight cis dude fucked a trans woman even though he knew she was trans. Isn't that amazing? Should he not be awarded the Nobel Prize for Enlightened Cock for putting his dick inside a woman who used to have a dick? After all, "she said she had all of her… More »

I have a distinct memory of being 12 years old and seeing one of my closest girl friends go off to huddle with another girl at school. "What were you talking about?" I asked her later. "Oh, we both just got our periods so...." she explained, her voice trailing off in such a way that… More »

Guys, close your eyes and imagine this. You’re just trying to go about your life and do your thing, but there’s this chick who keeps tapping you on the shoulder to tell you really dumb, childish things. She’ll say stuff like, “Hey, your shorts are stupid, and you look like shit in them.” When you… More »

I hate admitting that I even have a bucket list in the first place, but I do and there are many things on it, and I hope to eventually cross all most of them off. While I know “Yoko-ing” a band and becoming the muse for the fashion designer Nicolas Ghesquière, à la Charlotte Gainsbourg,… More »

Birds do it, bees do it ... even brown bears in Croatia do it. The journal Zoo Biology in Croatia has observed brown bears performing oral sex on each other over a period of six years, witnessing it 28 times! But Live Science really buries the lead here: it's not just that the bears were doing… More »

Some girls hate giving blowjobs, others can’t stop raving about how much they love it. Me? I fall somewhere in the middle. You’ve likely found that guys are pretty vocal about what they want (or physical, we’ve all experience the head-push) when it comes to oral sex, while us girls tend to keep our BJ opinions to… More »

"Can I tell you how many #peanutbutter’s I got today on Twitter? I laughed so hard. I couldn’t believe the first one… And then there were suddenly like 10 more. ... When it went down, I was a little nervous. Am I gonna be getting tweets from PETA? And it’s a joke… I also probably wouldn’t MacGyver a screwdriver into… More »

I may not care about the results of the 2014 FIFA World Cup, but I do care about sex with hot soccer players. (Or, as they are called in most of the world, "football players.") Fortunately, Quartz has researched a handy-dandy list of all the countries' team sex policies for the 2014 games. The long… More »

Women see shoes as purely utilitarian accessories that help them get around town ... right? Uh, not exactly. The online retailer Shoebuy.com has confirmed in a nationwide survey that women really do love their shoes—in ways that are a little surprising, The Oklahoman reports. Read more on Newser... More »

Welcome to the 21st century, Alabama! On Friday, an appeals court in the state overturned the anti-sodomy law, which criminalized consensual oral and anal sex between unmarried partners. The great state of AL punished "any act of sexual gratification between persons not married to each other involving the sex organs of one and the mouth… More »

These days, I may be the queen of TMI, but I wasn’t always so comfortable talking about sex, let alone asking for what I wanted in bed. In the last few years, I’ve been a lot more openminded and in the process learned which… More »

My first thought upon opening my new LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator was "How the hell does this thing work?" My second thought was, "Who cares how it works? This is the prettiest sex toy I've ever seen." It could honestly pa… More »

Women have higher incidents of bad sex than men because, well, no matter what happens during sex a guy is going to finish. While it certainly doesn’t take rocket science to figure out a woman’s genitalia, we live in a culture that likes to pretend the female orgasm is some sort of elusive mystery. Read… More »

I wish more men were like Nick Gilronan, winner of last year’s Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest (this year's contest is this Sunday, aka Father’s Day). He is proud of what he’s got between his legs, so much so that he was willing to stand almost naked, wearing just a mankini, in front of a… More »

Condom companies are always coming out with new designs that promise to be "ribbed for her pleasure" or "extra thin" -- there's even a condom coming soon that's made from something called hydrogel, which is apparently what contact lenses are made from. But if you ask me, the most ... creative innovator in condom technology… More »

For all the men out there who think women play mind games when it comes to sex -- first they're into you, and the next second they’re not -- consider this: It might not be them. Yes, George Costanza, if it's anybody, it might just be you. If you've had a good date, are into a decent… More »

On any typical day, sex toy sales are divided pretty equally between men and women buyers. But not today, my friends… today is different. With the 2014 FIFA World Cup beginning tomorrow in Brazil, new research conducted by sex toy brand… More »

Simply Irresistible

Over the years, we've poked fun at a lot of "based on a true story" movies that turned out to be bullshit. But then we thought that maybe we should stop giving Hollywood shit for embellishing history a bit if it lets them tell a slightly better story. So instead, we decided to give Hollywood…

As you slog your way through the myriad not-yet-April Fools' Day pranks that plague this nation, revel in this: no one has ever pranked someone better than Michael Jackson pranked Russell Crowe, and he did it for years. In an interview with The Guardian, Crowe revealed that despite having never met Jackson,…