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Funny satire stories about winter solstice

Cyberspace - A ton of money has been bet on Queen Elizardbirth fabricating from the Throne of Albion on Sunday's upcoming Feast of Yule.
Odds setters at global internet spread betting giant Aintgottaprayer.con said today they'd been looking at eme...

Many Torontonians and Americans have had their power knocked out by a catastrophic ice storm, but some are taking solace in the fact that being cursed with such utter darkness has taught them the true, horrible meaning of Christmas.
The ice storm...

Space, The Cosmos - Just what this means for dotty Miley Cyrus, beleaguered former poster-child for Disney corruption, or past-her-sell-by Sagittarian Vanessa Hudgens isn't immediately clear, of course.
All that's cooking up trouble in the cosmos...

Cyberspace - An online bookmakers has reported a wall of money currently topping $100 million in pre-Winter Solstice bets about specific long shot events occurring to fulfill the Mayan Calendar prophecy.
Top of the doomsday list is Brit hoaxer mon...

Stonehenge, Wilts - A British coven based near the prehysteric monument of Stonehenge has tipped off the press about the government's Doomsday plans for members of the Cabinet and the royal family.
"They're all legging it to a nuke-proof 'austeri...

Berlin - It's all because some sort of German stinktank was one of the human frights groups whose HQ got torched last week.
Locals in Baddassburg described today how the Cairo branch of Druids Anonymous had claimed responsibility following a bad a...

Cumbria - (Tremors): The 3.5 quake rattled much of the Lake District today as locals blamed Druidic hankypanky on the Winter solstice for the tremor that shook their peaceful habitat.
The tremor's epicentre was identified as being some 8.9 miles u...

Area 51, Nevada - (Cool Yule News): NASA HQ sources said today a huge
breakaway chunk of black opal from Halley's Comet has been detected orbiting the periphery of the moon.
Its emergence comes ahead of the Winter Solstice lunar eclipse on Tuesd...

London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn.
Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their sordid secrets.
The...

The Cosmos - (Armageddinouttahere!): Wiccas' harshest equivalent of a Federal Emergency Management Agency executive order was issued today.
The astrology warning by the Global Sabbath Council says Monday's Yuletide solstice will will be a monster.

Milky Way - (Cosmic Bad Ass Mess): Sky-watchers everywhere have reported increasing fears that this year's Yule celebrations will be marked by some cataclysmic karmic pay-back after studying the numerology involved in the astrological make-up of...

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Trump Defects to Russia

Putin has him immediately thrown into the gulag.

NBC Offers to Renew 'The Apprentice' If Trump Will Resign As President

This was in response to a petition signed by practically everybody in the U.S. and most of Canada.

Trump Will Reply to Kim Jong Un As Soon As He Looks Up All the Words

...especially "dotard."

Trump Threatens to "Totally Destroy" Republican Party

President Donald Trump today expressed his disgust with the Republicans failure to pass any significant legislation. "I will totally destroy the Republican party if this continues."

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