‘Greta’ Will Have You Squirming In Your Seat

March 1, 2019

Friday, March 1st

Omg. We just saw Greta & it was honestly nuts. Creepiest, scariest movie I’ve seen in a long time. Shout out to my mom Noor for going w/ me. We were looking forward to date night for over a week. All I wanna do on the weekends are go to the movies. We hit the 7:10pm showing at AMC Burbank 16, our happy place.

I didn’t know anything about this film other than that it was a thriller & got pretty good ratings. Well actually, it got 58%. I thought it was way higher lmao. BUT IT WAS SO GOOD. I actually screamed, like out loud. Embarrassing. Our theater was packed too, which never happens. Everyone was reacting strongly, it was lit.

Rotten Tomatoes plot: A sweet, naïve young woman trying to make it on her own in New York City, Frances doesn’t think twice about returning the handbag she finds on the subway to its rightful owner. That owner is Greta, an eccentric French piano teacher with a love for classical music and an aching loneliness. Having recently lost her mother, Frances quickly grows closer to widowed Greta. The two become fast friends – but Greta’s maternal charms begin to dissolve and grow increasingly disturbing as Frances discovers that nothing in Greta’s life is what it seems.

Chloë Grace Moretz is the star, & she’s so adorable. And pretty. Isabelle Huppert plays Greta & I swear if I ever see her in real life, I’m running. She was that creepy. The film is an hour 38 minutes long. Don’t ask questions, just go see it. Hella recommend it, you’ll see what I mean.