Hektor and Sweetie need to meet, he needs tips on eviction. The Pug is a horror but when it comes to cats he is very diffident. Trouble is that neither of my previous neighbours cats were the sort to run and Hektor would just sit in companionable silence with both of them. Wasn't a Ginger Tom was it, my Mother in Law had one many years ago who was the terror of the dogs in the district, he used to lie in wait for the dogs and strike from behind the fence. Give Sweetie my best regards and a cuddle, good girl.

Conan, all socks up and half a trouser leg at half mast, I am spamming you as I posted comment on wrong post. I repeat - brilliant and funny, as ever. Loved the stain - i feel it sums up the certain "nothingness" which tinged the No campaign. Our cause endures. Yours, an absent friend from Ayrshire