So, yeah … That was the kitchen. Now nice! Show them the fireplace, Jeremy. Okay. There it is. Ooh! Oh - and this is my dad. You have a beautiful home, young man! If I'd known I was going to meet Sara's grandparents, I'd have put on some pants.

Why do I have to get grandma a birthday card, anyway? Why can't I just send her a tweet or a text like a normal person? Because she doesn’t turn her cell phone on unless she's traveling. I suppose you could call her at home. Sorry. I'm philosophically opposed to land lines.

We should start a family storytelling night! Groan! It will be great! I'll make s'mores and we'll invite grandma to join us on Skype! My first story can be about losing my will to live after trying to teach grandma how to Skype. See? We have one already!