Enough About Me

A denizen of the suburbs for more than ten years, Peyton Price is the author of the hilarious and heartfelt Suburban Haiku.

Many readers have asked, "Are you my neighbor?" The answer is yes, yes she is. She's the one counting to seventeen on her fingers, grabbing her smartphone, and checking to make sure you can't read the screen.

Why don't you emailso she can jump up and excuse herself from the PTA meeting?

Feeling social? Let's get together.

Now then, where was I?

And places like this and this. I guess it's true what they say: I get around.