This story happened a few years ago. It's short and I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys.

I had a hound mix dog named Ruffy and one day my mother sat down and started eating a sandwich. She was enjoying her sandwich. She was enjoying her sandwich so much that she failed to sense Ruffy nearby. After her second bite, she looked up and saw Ruffy. He then licked her sandwich. She ended up throwing the sandwich away.