Now most of my hockey fantasies include Jordan Eberle, a bottle of sherry, a roaring fire and a DVD of All Dogs Go To Heaven. So when I heard about a video called the Fantasy Minute I was understandably excited.

Today we are introducing the Fantasy Minute but be forewarned - it's about fantasy hockey not necessarily fantasies about hockey. Oh and the mega babe host. No big deal.

*cackles wildly*

THE INAUGURAL FANTASY MINUTE

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showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will... once a week you say? is she married?

showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will... once a week you say? is she married?

Nothing can make me forget the state of this team homie. In the meantime hot babes talking about fantasy hockey can't hurt.

showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will... once a week you say? is she married?

You have more Trashes than Props cause people are too impatient to read a small paragraph.

While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can't take her seriously. Burrows... Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C'mon Ash... That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.

However, there are some facts we need to realize and not hold onto old hopes and glories.

The facts are:

1) The worst team in the NHL over the past 14 years, coinciding with Kevin Lowe's arrival on the scene.

2) The majority of what Lowe has done includes Mac T. They are joined at the Hip. They are a team.

3) As was quoted from a friend of mine who works in the NHL, will not give any more information. "The Oilers are a recycle plant for all the NHL garbage. This is well known in the NHL and there is no respect for the management of that team."

4) The major sports industry magazine in North America voted the Oilers the worst managed team of all major professional sports teams (NHL, NBA, NFL, Soccer, Baseball).

So, here are the facts. There are two things to consider getting free agents to Edmonton. The most obvious, the players. Second, their agents, which are equally important because they want to protect their financial assets.

The agents, who make their lifelong paycheck from advising and negotiating for players that play an average of 3 to 5 years in the league are well seasoned in the "business".

So, If the agents look at the Oilers. They want to maximize the economics of the player, but also the future value of their asset. This includes development, and the "winning" factor which will affect future negotiations.

Because of the Oilers recent 14 year record. The agents look at the Oilers as the "team of last resort" in their recommendations to their players. If two teams are bidding for a player with equal money. Do you go to a winning team or the Oilers if you are an agent? That is easy.

The only way to correct the problem is a culture and leadership change within the Oilers organization so a "fresh slate" can be developed with the players and agents.

This will not be accomplished with Lowe, Mac T, Smith, Buchburger et al.

We need a complete change, otherwise the NHL recycle team for NHL garbage will continue to be very good at what it has been for 14 years. Losing.

Wanye resurfaces???? I thought that he was in witness protection or something... as for the fantasy minute, how many Oilers should I pick up for my playoff draft? The dude running it tells me that I can have them all and they'll let me enter at half the normal price-- sweet or what!!!

I'll interrupt this hormone festival to note that apparently Erik Staal might be available in trade.

Assuming that any offer we make for him;

- doesn't include Monahan or Gaudreau

- likely does include our 1st from this year

Should we be interested?

(I say HELL YES)

I say HELL NO. He's super inconsistent, super expensive, and already most of the way through his peak. Any trade for him would make the Flames better at the wrong time, and likely gut the franchise for later seasons.

While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can't take her seriously. Burrows... Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C'mon Ash... That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.

Fantasy hockey playoffs are right now, she's not talking the actual playoffs.

but whoever the admin is - he'd just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women... I know it's gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.

and then, i can't ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they've seen is one's with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?

Oh please,

The vast majority of women in calgary are a bunch of status chasing, wannabe trophy wives, who's main purpose in life is to see who can own the most coach bags amongst their friends.

You'd be surprised how hot alot of the Octane dancers are (just check out the Octane calendar). The Oilers just down-dress the girls to keep it "family" for bible-belt Albertans. If they performed dressed like Dallas Stars Ice Girls it'd be over inside a minute.

If you want REAL video success, all you have to do is strap a Go-Pro to Wanye's head the next time the ON boys head to a game. Wanye tossing beers down, poking Jeanshorts all night long, ogling certain pro ice hockey players who wear the number 14 and trying to pick up the hot 50/50 lady?