"I became a UFC fighter, but the worst thing that comes into my head instantly is my penis getting caught in my zipper,” said Weidman during the video interview.

He explained that in the first grade, a classmate looked over the stall while he was peeing and he got startled. Then, “Whoops — it gets caught.”

Teachers, paramedics and finally the principal — all giggling — rushed to help him and cut off his jeans completely and leaving him there naked with just his zipper on.

"Then they put me on the stretcher, and of course the bell rings in the school, so everybody comes out of their classes and I'm going out on the stretcher, and everyone's like, 'What's wrong with him?' I'm like, 'Nothing!'"

For years after this traumatic incident, everyone thought Weidman tragically lost his penis, but it wasn’t true.

"The fact that everybody thought I had no penis, I kind of took that hard,” said Weidman. “So in sixth grade, I was just kind of whipping it out everywhere, just, like, 'Look at me, I have one!'"

Sheer hilariousness.

Weidman has an upcoming title bout tonight at UFC 194 against Luke Rockhold.

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