the end of the world

the afterlife is a bit shit. it kinda reminds me of how things were before the world ended.

however, it seems that in the wake of armageddon, postal services have been adversely affected. consequently any orders placed in the next few days will not be shipped until the 28th december at the very earliest. sorry for any inconvenience this may cause – but unless your world was ended by zombies, then it has nothing to do with me.

if zombies did bring about the demise of everyone and everything you love, then yes, that was partially my fault. i hope it was as much fun for you as it was for me?!