Adventure Time with Finn & Fionna/Princess Monster Wife

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(Scene shows Wildberry Princess standing before a mirror in her kingdom missing her right arm and gasping in shock)

Wildberry Princess: My arm!

(next scene shows Turtle Princess in bed missing half of her face and she too gasps in shock)

Turtle Princess: My face!

(Muscle Princess is seen, waking up to find her left arm is missing, but takes notice to her right bicep and kisses it. Next, Skeleton Princess is shown also waking up to find that her left leg is gone, but seems unsurprised)

Skeleton Princess: This happens sometimes...

(Finally, Hotdog Princess is shown missing the lower half of her body, and is murmuring unhappily. Doctor Princess finds her left waste missing. Elbow Princess finds her right waste missing. The tree fort is shown in the next scene, as a group of princesses gather outside Finn, Fionna, and Edana's door)

Finn: Wait... what?!

Lumpy Space Princess: Oh my gosh, how many times do I have to tell you? Somebody broke into my house and stole my lumps!

(Other princess start to talk at once)

Finn: Bubblegum?

(Princess Bubblegum turns around to reveal half of her face missing)

Fionna: Eeeeeugh...

Edana: I'll never unsee that...EVER!

Finn: Eh...okay, calm down...

Lumpy Space Princess: How am I supposed to calm down? A lumping thief is out there getting fresh with my lumps!

Fionna: Oh Glob, that's wrong.

(Princesses again erupt into argument)

Doctor Princess: What I can't understand is why a bunch of princesses got their body parts stolen, and I did too, when I'm not a princess!

(Ice King removes the blanket, revealing a sculpture of himself and his wife. Princess Monster Wife tries to shove a banana in the sculpture's mouth, but it falls to the ground)

Princess Monster Wife: Is there something wrong with me? The way I am...it's not normal... is it?

Ice king: Oh... pretty baby wife. You're the most normal thing in my whole life. We're like two normal jelly beans sitting at the bottom of the jar, floating in a sea of olives, waiting for somebody to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar... which I guess I mentioned.

Princess Monster Wife: I don't think I understand...

Ice King: Just look into my eyes and know that everything is okay.

(In the Ice King's living room)

Ice King: Are you feeling normal yet?

(Princess Monster Wife shrugs, and then giggles.)

Ice King: Okay.

(Ice King's television shows an episode of "Ed Edd n Eddy", in this case, "They Call HIm Mr. Ed".)