Jesse Pinkman is Inside Your Xbox One’s Head

Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad) lives on in crappy car movies, random interviews and televised commercials for Xbox One. Commercials where he utilizes voice commands like “Xbox on,” that are causing consoles across America to power up without their owner’s consent.

“Hey Aaron Paul, please stop messing with my Xbox,” seemed to be the sentiment of most.

Such first world/white male problems. “OH NO, this expensive flat box with the sound and moving pictures is making this other expensive, less flat box beep every time I reach for the bowl of artisan sea salt popcorn resting on my sectional leather sofa…

…I’m totally going to go on a killing spree now and cite this as the ‘reason.'”

I was going to call this article “Jesse Pinkman Goes Inside Your Xbox One Without Permission” but I think at this point in his career he’s still a few Need For Speed sequels away from literally breaking into homes and penetrating disc trays. #WhiteRingOfDeath