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Blokes Only - the leading lifestyle site for men....IS FOR SALE!!

BlokesOnly.co.uk/.com was designed BY blokes FOR blokes (hence the scuffy look and
lack of colour coordination). Our logo, the Purple Bowler, was
a symbol of our pursuit of all things of interest to blokes......only.

It Wasn't For Girls

That's right, there were no girlie influences here. You could relax.

We wouldn't force you into a supermarket on a Friday night,
drag you round the shops on a Saturday afternoon or make you
visit DIY stores on Sundays.

Manhood

No, we were here to free you from the shackles of modern
manhood and immerse you in a world of sport, cars, gadgets,
sex and rock and roll.

We showed you the coolest toys for big boys, the hottest things
on wheels, the steamiest women we could get photos of (thank you to all the Hot Women who participated in our modelling competitions over the years) and, wait
for it, we had electrical goods (and we’re not talking fridges).

Yep, unless it was hi-fi, hi-octane, low-cut or half cut
we just weren't interested.

And if it was pointless or really dangerous, fantastic!

Express Your Bloke'ishness

We asked you to be a bloke and be proud of your strengths and your weaknesses.

Let's face it, we're great at doing one thing at a time. But two
things, now that’s just silly. And we’ve got amazing
memories for all sorts of stuff, but don’t ask us what you
just said or when Aunty Jude’s silver wedding anniversary
is.

And what other species could score a hole in one at golf but miss
a toilet from one foot away. As for the laundry basket, well, forget
it.

Satisfy Your Woman

We asked you to embrace your strengths and leave us to help you with the woman
stuff.

We recognised that relationships are tricky and blokes can get into trouble
for the smallest things, like not buying flowers, forgetting birthdays
and having affairs with other women.

We told you to never fear, Blokes Only was here.

Agony Uncle

We had a highly qualified Agony Uncle providing frank advice on
all manner of relationship issues, from common problems such as
three-in-a-bed etiquette to more rare issues such as how to bring
a woman to climax.

Blokes Organiser

And our revolutionary Blokes Organiser ensured that you
never forgot another birthday or Valentines Day ever again. We sent you a reminder before the event with gift suggestions and quick
access to card and flower shops. With just a few clicks your gift
wrapped presie, card and flowers could be on their way without even
leaving your chair. The birds loved you forever, all because of us.

It's A Secret

And this is where we went wrong. We said this can only be a success if the girlies don't find
out.

We thought that by operating underground and keeping our existence a closely guarded
secret, we could help millions of red-blooded males keep a smile on
the face of their loved ones and still have plenty of time to indulge
in all the things that make a bloke a bloke.

Let’s not forget, weekends are for loafing in front of the
biggest TV ever, playing footie, chasing eggs and hitting balls.
And what Saturday night would be complete without a few quiet beers
with the lads followed by a visit to Mr Vindaloo’s ring-burning
establishment for the hottest thing on the menu.

Indulge Yourself

We invited you to come with us on an exciting voyage through a land where
every car is a Ferrari, beer is dispensed from cold water taps and
the key to the gates of heaven is that pointy thing in your pants

We said you are a bloke, stand proud and let your bloke’ish tendencies
run with the wind !!!!!

And then we said that’s it, buggar off and buy something
so we can keep this piggin' site going.

But somewhere it all went horribly wrong, the girlies found us, they bought from us and started making demands. So we said to hell with it, this place is for blokes, so now we're selling up. If you or someone you know would like a couple of great domain names (blokesonly.co.uk and blokesonly.com) just make us an offer so we can get the hell out of Dodge.