09 June, 2009

Insert Joke About Blue Balls

Whilst I must have missed the original one that you're replying to (or perhaps I didn't trust it since Smurfette was a creation of Gargamel), I can help you out with some grammatical issues. In all dialects of the Smurf language, the word "smurf" is the most common noun, verb and adjective. She won't understand you unless you write it like this:

If you're a smurfy, single smurfette, let me know what smurf you smurf the smurf and from what smurf and maybe we could smurf a smurf together.

Of course, the main drawback with the smurf language is that the above sentence can also function as blatant sexual harassment or condolences on the death of a loved one.

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If you catch public transport in either Sydney, Melbourne or Brisbane, you've probably seen the free paper called mX. On their letters page is a section called "Here's Looking At You," which is for single commuters who wish to tell someone on their train that they like them by describing their appearance and asking one word questions like, "Coffee?" or "Interested?"

And if that's all you do, I have no problem with that. Good luck to you, hope things don't turn out really awkward. This blog is all about the ones who get it wrong: the creepy, the arrogant, the just plain stupid. I think they deserve more than one day of being read by tired office workers. They deserve an archive.

Please Note: This blog is in no way affiliated with mX, its staff or its advertisers. No infringement is intended.