STRONG BAD: —I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay? I mean, how come you people never play my game, man? I never get any Strong Libs in my email. I mean, there's this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out, you know, and like, send me some hilarious crap or something. Now you got me all cheesed off! I'm gonna play some "Temple of Apshai". {types "run"temple__of__apshai""} Forget you guys. {brings up Temple of Apshai}

{Temple of Apshai features a little white warrior walking back and forth in a pink-walled 8-bit dungeon with a blue monster and a green box. To the right are a bunch of statistics. The Paper comes down.}

The text on the Temple of Apshai game is as follows. Note that some characters are obscured by Strong Bad's head and others are uncertain, as the font contains many identical-looking characters.

ROOM NO=28
WOUNDS= 91%
FATIGUE=97%
WEIGHT= 87

ARROWS= 97
MAG ARROWS 9
SKELETON
APPEARS!
TOTAL SLAIN
9

This is the only email that is not a letter of some kind, and the first one to feature an attachment.

This is the first time Strong Bad deleted something in anger, although we don't see the now-standard "DELETED" screen.

It is also the first Strong Bad Email to feature dialogue that takes place after The Paper comes down.

This is also the first instance of Strong Bad's computer exceeding its technical boundaries — in this case, displaying Temple of Apshai and the Hairstyle Runner in full color and resolution on a supposedly monochrome monitor.