Smartphones are dead Part V: How much farther Microsoft? Microsoft: Not far now

As a kid growing up in the 80s, one of me and my family's favorite Saturday morning cartoons was The Smurfs.
In one particular episode, the Smurfs embarked upon a long journey led by their beloved leader, Papa Smurf. At various points during this arduous trek, the Smurfs repeatedly asked, "How much farther Papa Smurf?" To which Papa patiently replied, "Not far now."
As the journey progressed, the Smurfs became increasingly weary of their travels and impatiently pressed Papa Smurf with, "Is it much farther Papa Smurf?" Eventually, Papa's patience expired and in exasperation he snapped, "Yes it is!"