Happy Birthday, David Beckham! A Totally Gratuitous Look at His Best Pics

If you're ever having a bad day, there's an easy solution: remember that David Beckham exists. There. Don't you feel better already? If not, remember that he has what appears to be a perfect marriage with Victoria Beckham, and four perfectly adorable children.

If that's still not helping, look at these photos of David. There's pics from every step of his career, from shamelesly shirtless pics of him playing soccer, to shots of him hanging with his kids. I'm smiling already.

Here is the ultimate: David with his sweet chubster of a daughter. He looks like a blond James Bond with a pile of squish instead of a martini.

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Well, you got to have some shirtless pics in here. His hair has changed so much over the years—I'm kind of missing the flip in the front these days.

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He can carry more than just one chubby baby! Here he is with Romeo and Cruz.

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Oh, this old thing? Yeah, it's no big deal when a man carries a baby carrier. David, you are a feminist example to men everywhere.

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He's so suave all the time, but no one can escape a sports career without some awkward pics out there...

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No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is Posh Spice smiling her head off. If you had David Beckham's arm wrapped around you, you'd probably react the same way.

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Victoria's not the only lucky one getting some cuddle time with David. Here he gets close with son Romeo at a basketball game.

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It's not really fair to outshine the future King of England on his own wedding day, but I bet Prince William wasn't too bent out of shape.

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Look at these two adorable kids! This pic was shot the day they announced that they were officially becoming the most attractive couple on the planet.

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Cute though they may be together, that is no excuse for this late '90s double leather assault. Seriously, how many weird noises did they make walking around in these things?

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Okay, one more shirtless pic. Since you asked, and all! (P.S. Also missing this buzzcut look).

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These two sure do love matching outfits, but when you're this good-looking, I think you get a pass.

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This must never be forgotten. The event was David's "Welcome to LA" party in 2007, and it was attended by three of the biggest power couples in the world. It's still a weird grouping, no matter how beautiful!

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Oh, he is just the best dad ever. Like it's not enough to be rich and talented and hot, he has to be an amazing father?! His sons seem to just adore him.