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Killing You SoftlyA delightful afternoon tea party abruptly ended by the sound of a sword leaving it's scabbard. No need to worry you're safe in our Killing You Softly t-shirt, hoodie and while holding our ceramic mug.

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Dont Be Sorry Just Do BetterDont Be Sorry Just Do Better hoodies, coffee mugs, calendars and t shirts are the thing to give that special someone a lift next time they screw up. A kick in the pants is a step forward.

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What Are You Doing With Your Life?Just let me sleep would ya? I get it! Video games and naps aren't gonna get me chicks. That is not until you ask me about my future with a What Are You Doing With Your Life hoodie, t-shirt and journal

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Down BoyShow that creepy guy on aisle seven his approach is over the top with our Down Boy t shirt, coffee mug or messenger bag.

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The Internet Adds Two Inches How was I supposed to know it would be too good to be true? So I showed them by wearing my The Internet Adds Two Inches t shirt, hoodie and messenger bag.

What Nourishes Me Destroys MeThe things we value most are the things whose existence can ruin us. Show everyone you can handle the pressure with our What Nourishes Me Destroys Me t shirts, hoodies and messenger bags.