Which Celebrity Hunk Should Meet You Under the Mistletoe?

So maybe you’ve been good this year and deserve a kiss from a human candy cane. Or maybe you haven’t, which makes your case that much stronger.

Take this pick-your-journey personality quiz below, starring Nick Jonas, Drake, Tom Hiddleston and Zayn Malik, to determine which piece of celebrity man meat should meet you under our non-denominational mistletoe this holiday season. After all, everyone could use a bit of consensual TLC at the end of a year like 2016, barring conventional tradition. And if you’re not into dudes, maybe you and your match can grab a beer and knit some sweaters while you watch Love Actually instead.