I need to screw up my computer

Not really, just that I need to screw up my friend's computer at work. We're always attacking each other on the computer, but this time it's gone too far. He put a script on my computer so that every time I log on, the computer restarts, or logs off, making it imposible to log in. I have ways around it though, but I need something to mess up his computer bad enough so he can't figure it out and I have to help him, but not too bad so I don't get fired. Are there any suggestions for screwing his computer?

Not really, just that I need to screw up my friend's computer at work. We're always attacking each other on the computer, but this time it's gone too far. He put a script on my computer so that every time I log on, the computer restarts, or logs off, making it imposible to log in. I have ways around it though, but I need something to mess up his computer bad enough so he can't figure it out and I have to help him, but not too bad so I don't get fired. Are there any suggestions for screwing his computer?

Most corporations of any size have written policies that warn against sabotage of any type on:

Company Hardare

Company Software

Company Networks

Setting timebombs on a company machine or running a malicious script sounds like loads of fun in theory until it backfires and perhaps corrupts a database, for example.

Everything is monitored nowadays. The best advice is to warn your friend that he could lose his job while you retain yours. If an employee was doing this to systems that I owned I would fire them immediately. It is unprofessional, dangerous, and enough to get you blacklisted in some industries.

Yes, don't attack him back. You may have gotten away with it before, as has he, but that doesn't mean to say it will continue like that, especially if it has got to the point of mailicious scripts. You may feel angry right now, but if you do something that gets you fired or worse, you will regret it for much, much longer.

Not really, just that I need to screw up my friend's computer at work. We're always attacking each other on the computer, but this time it's gone too far. He put a script on my computer so that every time I log on, the computer restarts, or logs off, making it imposible to log in. I have ways around it though, but I need something to mess up his computer bad enough so he can't figure it out and I have to help him, but not too bad so I don't get fired. Are there any suggestions for screwing his computer?

It executes a hidden task that del stores on the computer which a trained it consultant can use to speed up the computer so he gets paid more. And you would say "But I have discovered this hidden code it consultants use as I had a hidden webcam in the room while my techie was at my house/apartment. It was fun watching the techie just perform this one simple task to fix all the problems with my computer".

This may seem like a novel concept but you are at work so act like an adult and do the job you are getting paid to do. You aren't getting paid to attack your friends computer. If you continue to do so, you may get fired or he will just retaliate and it will continue until either of you stop. But hey, if you want just delete his system32 *joking* ;)

holy crap, every one should chill out. Seriously, this is a 5 year old thread I started when I was young and dumb. I remember that job and it was an unpaid internship. During down times, my coworker and I would try to mess with each other. That was a crap long time ago.

holy crap, every one should chill out. Seriously, this is a 5 year old thread I started when I was young and dumb. I remember that job and it was an unpaid internship. During down times, my coworker and I would try to mess with each other. That was a crap long time ago.

Holy crap you're back:D. I agree let's just allow this thread to R.I.P

If you really want to get revenge without risking your job, then scrap his PERSONAL computer, not his work comp.
EDIT: Woops, i guess i should read the entire thread, or atleast the posting date of the original post before posting a comment.