A Billboard-Sized Hot Queer? Yes, Please!

Ed. note: PQ’s resident “Pretty & Witty & Gay” gal Belinda Carroll has a humble request of you on this, the anniversary of her birth. Read on for how to make her wish come true. (Seriously, it’s super easy and awesome. Do it.)

How would you like to see a billboard-sized hot queer on your commute every day?

PQ’s own Shaley Howard is competing to be the new Timbers billboard. Help make it happen.

I know, Momma is selfish but sometimes when she is driving to another gig she likes a little stimulation. I want you to visualize driving down a fine Portland roadway, it’s 3 p.m., sun is glistening off of the tops of the mountains, you’re stressed because it’s the fourth time you’ve missed Scandal this season (you don’t have very difficult problems), you see Big Pink glistening in the background (the building, pervert) when you see her. Chiseled arms, blonde faux hawk, blues eyes, 14 feet tall. She seems to say, “Hey girl (or boy or them), let me hatchet at those problems for you, I’m tough and then give I’ll give you a big oversized hug.”

Do it because we don’t have enough queer people in mainstream media, do it because you like Shaley and think she’s very nice. Most importantly, do it for me. My birthday is today. That’s not a joke, it’s literally my birthday today.