AAAHH WHO WAS MAX??! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!!!
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how in gods name do you do an emoticon?! IM BEGGING YOU!! IM A NOOB!! MEESA NOT KNOW DIS
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"i'm sorry ash, your bulbasaur has been diagnosed with bulb cancer"
"will he be able to leech seed ever again doc?"
"perhaps with an implant..."

Misty: "Ash, you should really have a girlfriend!" *hint hint*
Ash: "I do, but where I can I find one?"
Misty: "Maybe you should look this direction..."
Ash: "Why are you waving at Brock? I'm not gay!"
Misty: "I mean a bit to the left..."
Ash: "I don't see a pretty girl there."
Misty: *slams Ash to the floor and jumps on him* NOW LOOK AGAIN WHERE IS T3H HAWT GIWL! *evil angry face*

I'll be resurecting an old favorite.
Misty:Ash! why won't you do me? do i have to air these embarassing photos of you and pikachu at the christmas party?
Ash:Hey, how did you get those!!??
Brockis hiding behind a bush catching the photos on tape*This is gold!!

Four pokèmon trotted through the bare plains. One, a Farfetch'd, lead an Umbreon, a short Sandslash, and a Tyrogue. They were all draped in a grey robe. They stopped before a village, situated around a towering mountain. "Edoras, and the Golden Hall of Meduseld. There dwells Thèoden, King of Rohan," Said the Farfetch'd, pointing his white leek towards the kingdom. "Whose mind was overthrown.. Saruman's hold over the king is very strong."

"My lord, your son," A Kirlia said, stroking his cold hands. "He is dead. My lord? Uncle?" The kings expressionless eyes gazed at the young Kirlia. "Will you not go to him? Will you do nothing?"

"Be careful what you say," The Farfetch'd warned, looking at his three companions. "Do not look for welcome here." They continued towards the kingdom.

A cold body of a dragonair lay in a bed, the Kirlia watching over him, tears trickling. A craggly Murkrow lurked in the shadows, peering into the doorway. "Oh, he must've died sometime in the night," He said continuing into the cold room. "What a tragedy for the king to lose his only son and heir." The Kirlia looked at him, tears stinging her face. "I understand. His passing is hard to accept," The Murkrow continued, trotting up onto the bed. "Especially now that your brother has deserted you." "Leave me alone, snake!" The Kirlia abruptly got off the bed, heading for the door. "Oh, but you are alone," The Murkrow answered, also getting off the bed. "Who knows what you have spoken to the darkness." The Mirkrow slithered up to her. "In the bitter watches of the night," He was circling her. "When all you life seems to shrink." He continued, the Kirlia's tears stopped trickling. "The walls of you bower closing in upon you. A hutch to trammel some wild thing in." The crow youched her face. "So fair. So cold. Like a morning of pale spring stil clinging to winter's chill." The Murkrow's feathers brushed the tears off her face. "Your words are poison!" She hatefully said, storming out of the room. The Murkow stood there, watching her leave.

Kirlia stood outside of the palace, looking out at the vast plains. She spotted three pokèmon. One bird, a fox-like pokèmon, a tiny scaled mouse, and a small human-shape. The kingdom flag flew off it's flagpole in the chilling winds. It fell before the travellers, the Umbreon spotting it before they entered the gates.

The four travellers walked trough the village. Umbreon saw the Kirlia at the entrance of the Golden Hall. The villagers watched them sorrowfully as they ascended. "You'll find more cheer in a graveyard," The Sandshrew said, observing the townfolk. Umbreon looked towards the entrance. The Kirlia wasn't there.

As they approached the entrance, five, hooded machoke and one machamp confronted them. "I cannot allow you before Thèoden King so armed, Farfetch'd Greyhame. By order of Grima Wormtongue." The Farfetch'd nodded to his companions, and they spilled all their massive artillery. They were satisfied. "The staff?" The Machamp asked. "Ohh, surely you wouldn'y part an old Farfetch'd from his walking stick?" The nam nodded, and they walked into the dark hall.

"My lord, Farfetch'd the Grey is coming," The Murkrow whispered to the dragonite. "He's a herald of woe." "The courtesy of you hall is somewhat lessened of late, Thèoden King." The Farfetch'd said, walking through the palace. "He's not welcome," The Murkrow whispered to the tired king. "Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?" he asked, looking to his assistant. "A just question, my leige," The crow responded to the dragon. "Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. lathspell, I name him. Ill news is an ill guest." "Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words witha witless worm." The Farfetch'd held his white staff at the Murkrow. "His staff! I told you to take the wizards staff." Suddenly the guards rushed to the man, but his comanions protected him. He walked forth to the dragonite. "Theoden, son of Thengel," The wizard Farfetch'd said brandishing his stick. "Too long have you sat in the shadows." The murkrow was knocked down. Was suddenly pinned down by the Sandshrew. "I would stay still if I were you." He said in a sour tone. "Harken to me!" The Farfetch'd called to the dragonite. The people gathered closer to the scene. "I release you from the spell." The Dragonite started laughing. Louder and louder. "You have no power here, Farfetch'd the Grey." The Farfetch'd threw off his gray robe, revealing a pure white cloak. The king was startled, as if he were blinded by his purity. "I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a sword." The king squirmed as the Farfetch'd poised his staff. The Kirlia walked into the room, and saw the king. She was going to rush the the seemingly evil white-robed man, but Umbreon grabbed her. "Wait," he said, pulling her back. "If I go, Thèoden dies," The evil spirit threatened. "You did not kill me," The Farfetch'd responded, holding the king with his staff. "You will not kill him." "Rohan is mine!" The dragonite said, with a desperate look in his eyes. "Be gone!" There was a clash, and the spirit was flug out of the body. The dragonite slouched on the floor. The Kirlia rushed up and caught him before he hit the cold floor. He started glowing. His dark gray wrinkles left, his baggy eyes grew warmer. "I know your face," He said to the Kirlia, smiling. She was smiling back. "Eowyn." He paused to see the white Farfetch'd standing there. "Farfetch'd?" "Breath the free air again, my friend." The wise bird said, smiling. "Dark have been my dreams of late," He said, getting up off the ground. "Your paws would remember better," Farfetch'd said. "If they grasped your sword." The Machamp gave the Dragonite his sword, and he pulled it out. As he grasped it firmly, he glanced toward the pinned-down Murkrow...

I've got a funnier one.
Okay there is a herd of migrating dodrio,and one dodrio's head said,"I have two goto the bathroom!'
Other head:"Hold it!"
Head#1:"But i can't!
Head#2:"O yes you can!"
Head#3"Come on,let him go."
Head#2:"He will hold it!!"
hEAD#1:"no i can't!"
*starts hopping up and down*
Head#2:"Fine!"
Head#1:"That's okay,i doen't have to go any more."
*All 3 look down*
All:"Yuuucckk!"

james:oh jessie your so !@@#%en hot
jeesie:shut up you love me now fu#%me
brock:all right can i get some joins in
Jessie:oh james
james:oh jessie
bock:oh jeesie you have huge#%$# and your #%$## is so big and your butt is so nice
misty and ash close door leave them alone go into a privite room with a bed

*a Machamp and a Sneasle wearing black coats walk into an airport terminal. The Machamp goes through the metal detecter and sets off the alarm.*
Security Arcanine: I'm going to have to ask you to remove your coat.
*The Machamp opens his coat, revealing numerous automatic weapons*
SA: Holy....
*Machampgrabs four guns and mows down the SA*
Other SA: *takes out radio* We need backup in terminal 5! I rapeat, We nee-
*is mowed down by the Machamp*
*Matrix fight scene ensues*

I forgot exactly how that scene went, so boo hoo.
Machamp is obviously Neo and the Sneasle is Trinity.

Groudon and kyogre start fighting agian,and grodon's fire blast flies into the earth,awakening jirachi,jirachi,pissed,rises up and starts doom desireing everyone,awakening mew,and celibi,they come to see what the fuss is about,and are hit by doom d.
Mewtwo,sensing pain coming to mew,rises to help,and is hit by kyoger's ice beam,mewtwo gets pissed,and builds up energy,and does that thing he did to blow up that island,rayquazza,sensing a disturbance,flies down to stop,and is hit by mewtwo,rayquazza,mad,starts hyper beaming everyone,hitting the moon,a pissed of deoxys commes down,and smashes celibi into articuno's island.....

Jirachi and Deoxys are fighting for some reason. Mewtwo joins them, and together with Deoxys he murdens Jirachi. The birds fly around and one of them says:

Oh may gawd they killed Jirachi!

Or how about this dirty one: (I think I call this AAMSL, translate by yourself)

Ash: Oh, Misty, there's a dirty bug on your shoulder! And it's going to sting! Quick, pull out your shirt!Misty: *panics* EEEEK! *pulls out shirt*Ash: Oh look, Misty, it's on your chest. Off that bra, now!Misty: *screams again* WAAAAH! *strips off bra*Ash: No! It's on your leg! Out these socks and shoes!Misty: *still scared and does so* Is it away now, Ash?Ash: No, it's still on your leg! Misty: *sees solution herself and strips all her clothes off*Ash: EEEEK it's on me now! *pulls off all his own clothes*Misty: It flies to me again! Do something, Ash! It can sting me now! I'm naked!Ash: *jumps forward on Misty so she trips and falls* *kills the fly with one hand*Brock: Hey you guys, what are you doing here? Go **** somewhere else, please!

Teacher: OK, I'll assign you all a pogeymon and by tomorrow you have to get an anagram from it's name.
Timmy, you have Ariados. Jimmy, you have Meganium. Julie, you have Ponyta. Louie, you have Mareep.

well the spheal pops.. just like a balloon in a tree? ? I'm glad that SOMEBODY LIKES IT! lmao @ albino _vulpix I LIKE MAREEP
Top Six Reasons Spheal is Good At Sports
6)Spheal Basketball(SLAM DUNK!)
5)Spheal Kickball(ITS A HOME RUN!*spheal flies into the distance into oncoming traffic)
4)Spheal Soccer(GOAL!*spheal flies into goalie*
3)Spheal Baseball(ANNDD HES OUTTA THERE!*lands in the audience where he is torn apart*)
2)Spheal Dodgeball(*spheal slams into geeks face*)
AND..
THE NUMBER ONE REASON SPHEAL IS GOOD AT SPORTS..