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4th of July Specials good today-7/2/2016 or while supplies last!

Welcome to the 4th of July week!! This week we have some great specials as you prepare for the busiest

grilling holiday of the year...especially since it's on Monday! We have our Steakhouse Burger Blend Patties (A Brisket/Chuck blend) $1.50lb OFF, we also have Fresh Jumbo All-natural Bone-in Chicken Breasts, Lean & Meat Pork Steaks, Mild Italian Sausages, Sauerkraut OR Buffalo-style HOT Chicken Brats on sale too! If you're not in the grilling mood, we have Jacobs own Ring Bologna, Jacobs own Home Cured, Home Smoked, Bacon MMMMM!

I was waiting at a customer services station at Menards when a woman in front of me was returning a disposable barbeque. When asked why she was returning the barbeque, she replied, 'There was no meat in it'
The shop assistant patiently explained that the disposable barbeque was simply to cook the meat and it did not include any food. Whereupon, the customer looked very embarrassed indeed.
The assistant checked the receipt and asked: 'There are 3 barbeques on here, are you returning the other two as well?
'I can't', said the woman, 'they are at home in the freezer'.