Mickey Avalon

When: Tue., Feb. 14, 9 p.m. 2017

California rapper Mickey Avalon rose to national infamy in the latter aughts, thanks to songs like “Jane Fonda,” a crass list of sexual conquests as a tribute to the beloved actress, activist, and fitness guru. A decade later, Avalon remains debauched as ever, particularly onstage—when he’s not gyrating his hips or performing “staples” like “My Dick,” he’s up in the faces of everyone in the front row–especially the girls screaming his name in the hopes of earning a kiss from the forty-one-year-old, who frequently obliges. You’ve been warned. —Zoe Camp