monkey

While playing that game that's basically Pictionary. And yes, we know, Hong Kong is actually in China. That's part of the fail. Regardless, at least three people will correct it in the comments anyway. Calling it now!

Um hoooot hiiiiiifg,,,, wtf I gaac bonr,,,,: "Ultimately, I acted in the manner of a hooooting owl flying hiiiiiigh in the dead of night and covertly escaped the bat mitzvah, my footsteps low to the ground and subtle like a series of commas... my escape was so smooth and fluid that in the middle of it I unexpectedly got a Gigantic And Awesomely Curved Boner."