* '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs<br/>'''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&ouml;bner Bases!

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dr_jesus eyes atala's boobsAtala: mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

DrSyzygy: Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

Valkyrie: I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

dr_jesus: On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sqldr_jesus: on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

alienvenom: there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

DrSyzygy takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture.saizai: .... what's the lecture on exactly?qDot_: That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures.qDot_: But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

Nils: if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

lemonkey: now to spruce up my blog layout

dr_jesus: you're not supposed to shoot TVsdr_jesus: they have lead and stuff in the glassvoronika: you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

epsas: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

ieatlint: i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

ieatlint: nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wifemagpie: she wasnt murderedmagpie: just "voted off the island"

flatline_hb: The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of klineflatline_hb: interestingflatline_hb: beetlejuiceflatline_hb: beetlejuiceflatline_hb: beetlejuice[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

phusion: surprised they could dance wearing that shit.miah: of course they can dancemiah: that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

shogun_: After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

zedd: Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

liquidsun|: I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

ceren: aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

lemonkey: does thermburglar steal heat?dr_jesus: thermburglar does in fact steal heatdr_jesus: and then does covered calls in the btu market with themdr_jesus: and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

hep: i never smell ok

DrShiny: yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

aestetix: I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptopsdr_jesus: some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcondr_jesus: then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

setient: i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office miah: put your pants back on

rubin110: Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

aestetix: Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

wiretapped: .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%'noisesql: wiretapped: 0wiretapped: dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete!noisesql: Iwiretapped: o_Onoisesql: I hunger for fleshwiretapped: uh oh

dr_jesus ran a mile oncedr_jesus: these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

aestetix: I think I now have professional java experienceaestetix: and I hate the langugage even morevorstyles: barista?Epsas: single short amaerican plzvorstyles: is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

PuppyCock: so, how do you dispose of a body?vorstyles: puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts"vorstyles: it'll get used in various projects

aestetix: I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

Destri: there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action"ani-: there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

vorstyles: i hate this economyvorstyles: gives people too much freetime for protests

PuppyCock: Maddox was right

alienvenom: what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m?lemonkey: maybealienvenom: daipers?alienvenom: you an ABDL?lemonkey: sploshingalienvenom: watersports?alienvenom: fisting?lemonkey: i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeksalienvenom: O_olemonkey: as if i shat myself

thermburglar: i have a math penis, does that countthermburglar: its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

miah: or maybe i'm misisng the humor againmiah: maybe we should implement a humor tag into ircmiah: or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

ani: i totally want some httpspantiesvorstyles: panties with a .htaccesslemonkey: you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

Kelly: I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

Jim: I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

lemonkey: http://twitpic.com/153mjulemonkey: final shuttle pinJSharp: nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)JSharp: not a bad designJSharp: heh, the pin I mean

turkshead: Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

alienvenom: i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.solidsnack: alienvenom: But do they have a heart?solidsnack: I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

miah: vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

aestetix: I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

dr_jesus: I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for meDrShiny: dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of youDrShiny: "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place"dr_jesus: awesome buy me a hookers and blowDrShiny: "<self-deprecating moue>"dr_jesus: sandwich

wiretapped: aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

DrShiny: wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

dr_jesus: when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died dr_jesus: ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it dr_jesus: now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused itdr_jesus: so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidaldr_jesus: and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

alienvenom: yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

rachel-: no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

TheScott: we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney landTheScott: apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

ryan-c: oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

Valkyrie: I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

miah: how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

dr_jesus: shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind

rachel-: it's a hard time to be a terrorist

DrSyzygy:: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. magpie-: i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

dr_jesus: I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradoxgrelli: you... you're not supposed to know about thatgrelli: are you after our beaver technology??

radii: I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

Martyn: Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

rachel-: oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCHaestetix: rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happenaestetix: Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

dr_jesus_: rm has a hardcoded check to prevent removing /alienvenom: no it doesn'tdr_jesus_: sure it does, try italienvenom: the -rf overrides italienvenom: i've done it before

Sargun: I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

aestetix: maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

ani-: rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

voronika: at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

alienvenom: man i wish i was uncut.alienvenom: just saying :-Palienvenom: sorryalienvenom: lolieatlint: we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

rachel: eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

aestetix: Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is?oao: it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

zedd: can't breathe lulzing too hard

Valkyrie: Atala: how big is your vagina?

aestetix: So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)"aestetix: Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your momaestetix: I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridgeaestetix: They're pretty badass

dr_jesus: btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

Crutcher: Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

>> Valkyrie` points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. VonGuard: so what the hell coudl you even use em for? wiretapped: we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

Anonymous: I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

Martyn: water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemiteieatlint: not as beautifulMartyn: it was equally as beautifulieatlint: don't let the environmentalists fool you

rigel: so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecatedrigel: what should i be using instead?miah: postgresql

Valkyrie: Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.Valkyrie: Space is rare.

VonGuard: scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

JSharp: all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

Rubin: OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

turkshead: guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.turkshead: everybody likes green, right?shkoo: the consensus process must be blue.

Kripto: I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

Martyn: Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) ieatlint: Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally Martyn: ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. ieatlint: fine fine Martyn: ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) ieatlint: but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge Martyn: ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

aestetix: fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

froggytoad: so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...Atala: i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

JSharp: Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

dr_jesus: at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

Zedd: Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

ioerror: 99% of the police make the rest look bad

eljepe: ie your pipes are full of ratseljepe: your walls are full of catseljepe: and there is a homeless man living in your elevatorchu: If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

ani-: hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records>> ani- submits>> Evil-Bill dominates

noisercode: ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

dr_jesus: owdr_jesus: some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

ieatlint: unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuriesMrDomino: yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang...>> ani- slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout>> MrDomino masturbates furiously to his pun

Emflamed: guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

rachel-: and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

>> SanMehat blew a transformeriz: did he at least buy you dinner first?

ieatlint: yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...Atala: ieatlint: you're single right now, yes?ieatlint: Atala, yes.Atala: ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

rubin110: So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.rubin110: His ass looked sooo good.rubin110: You didn't hear this from me.

rubin110: IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.rubin110: ER ALL OFVonGuard: [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

rubin110: Wait.rubin110: Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

Atala: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

Valkyrie: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

San: "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

ryanc-: i need more sex toysvniow: me too

aestetix: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

vniow: god, i sound like a noisebridge slutDr. Jesus: vniow: I don't think you're a slutvniow: i've slept with ceren too, as of last nightDr. Jesus: ok, now I do

leif: It's not as wiki as it could be.

Martyn: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.comMartyn: You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on itAtala: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

Valkyrie`: So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.