Bad Holiday Decorations, UK Edition

Here we see a “celebunativity” from Madame Tussauds, circa 2004. Hey, sometimes you gotta go with the classics:

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Those are “wise men” George W. Bush, Tony Blair, and Prince Philip. The Virgin Mary? Posh Spice, with Beckham as the cuckholded husband. Samuel L. Jackson is on hand to shepherd the Baby J through the shadow of the Valley of Death, along with fellow shepherds Graham Norton and Hugh Grant. Australian pop star Kylie Minogue appears in the role of the angel.

To be fair, Madame T’s didn’t think this up on their own – the British public voted on who to include in the scene, in which roles. Proving that dry, acerbic British wit is alive and well.