Hm. I can't decide if that was a make-out session gone horribly wrong or a fight.

I mean, you get the guy with the double leg, he goes down, you slip his pathetic guard, and you don't even get a bloody nose out of the ground and pound? What kind of weak, pussified punches was he throwing?

Oh, and all the haymakers were hilarious.

But what I did not see on "teh street" was 1) the guy who went for the double-leg shattering his knees on teh concrete and teh gravel 2) the guy in pants' friends coming in to beat the "grappler," or anyone using the much vaunted nut shots, eye pokes, bites, or the like.

I think we can safely conclude from this evidence that 1) people with no training cannot fight and 2) all arguments about street versus ring are bullshit.

At least if I were the dude, I'd be kind of afraid of loading up for a big power shot and missing/grazing the dude's face and busting it on the concrete. The guy's face did appear to be bloodied up at the end at least.

At least if I were the dude, I'd be kind of afraid of loading up for a big power shot and missing/grazing the dude's face and busting it on the concrete. The guy's face did appear to be bloodied up at the end at least.

That's what I was thinking as well. Are submissions not allowed in the street fights these days? Because I think there were conservatively about 3.6 X 10^42 armbar opportunities in that fight.

"No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

At least if I were the dude, I'd be kind of afraid of loading up for a big power shot and missing/grazing the dude's face and busting it on the concrete. The guy's face did appear to be bloodied up at the end at least.

If he'd taken a day of boxing he'd know that jabs are more effective than haymakers any day.