A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

With a devotion for “conservative” values like that, and the forthcoming pending “ghost pains,” I’d say this guy just took a giant-jihad leap towards suicide-bomberville. No doubt Mossad is probably probing the sitch.

Less than 18 months ago, Sasha Lessin and Janet Kira Lessin gathered before their friends near their home in Maui, and proclaimed their love for one another. Nothing unusual about that—Sasha, 68, and Janet, 55—were legally married in 2000. Rather, this public commitment ceremony was designed to also bind them to Shivaya, their new 60-something “husband.” Says Sasha: “I want to walk down the street hand in hand in hand in hand and live together openly and proclaim our relationship. But also to have all those survivor and visitation rights and tax breaks and everything like that.”The Lessins’ advocacy group, the Maui-based World Polyamory Association, is pushing for the next frontier of less-traditional codified relationships. This community has even come up with a name for what the rest of the world generally would call a committed threesome: the “triad.” Unlike open marriages and the swinger days of the 1960s and 1970s, these unions are not about sex with multiple outside partners. Nor are they relationships where one person is involved with two others, who are not involved with each other, a la actress Tilda Swinton. That’s closer to bigamy. Instead, triads—”triangular triads,” to use precise polyamorous jargon—demand that all three parties have full relationships, including sexual, with each other.

Look, this is an interesting point that really brings the controversial issue of same-sex marriage right into my home, because I’ve always wanted to walk down the aisle with two women who love each other. And quite honestly, it’s pretty obvious that I was born this way.

At Saudi Arabia’s only beauty pageant, the judges don’t care about a perfect figure or face. What they’re looking for in the quest for “Miss Beautiful Morals” is the contestant who shows the most devotion and respect for her parents.

*aka, “least likely to be honor killed.”

“The idea of the pageant is to measure the contestants’ commitment to Islamic morals… It’s an alternative to the calls for decadence in the other beauty contests that only take into account a woman’s body and looks,” said pageant founder Khadra al-Mubarak.

“The winner won’t necessarily be pretty,” she added. “We care about the beauty of the soul and the morals.”

There are few beauty pageants in the largelyconservative Arab world. The most dazzling is in Lebanon, the region’s most liberal country, where contestants appear on TV in one-piece swimsuits and glamorous evening gowns and answer questions that test their confidence and general knowledge.

See! Conservatism is like totally obsolete!

There are no such displays in ultra-strict Saudi Arabia, where until Miss Beautiful Morals was inaugurated last year, the only pageants were for goats, sheep, camels and other animals, aimed at encouraging livestock breeding.

Back here in America, Sukaina al-Zayer’s conservative Christian counterpart is being slandered for opposing same-sex marriage and not having the courage of her convictions to at least wear a burqa/Darth Vader mask. The hypocrite even got breast implants!

It’s liberal McCarthyism b^!!$%*^, and I found it to be pretty insensitive to Caucasians.

Whites in particular were singled out by the report, which alerted national law enforcement agencies about: stressed out war vets (not John Kerry style vets I’m guessing),crackersenraged by a black President, and xenophobic hillbillies agitated by surging Latino populations.

Read this snippet and try to tell me they’re talking about bi-sexual women or NBA ballers:

Nevertheless, the consequences of a prolonged economic downturn—including real estate foreclosures, unemployment, and an inability to obtain credit—could create a fertile recruiting environment for rightwing extremists and even result in confrontations between such groups and government authorities similar to those in the past.

On second thought, maybe it is fair.

If an Ivy League educated, 26 year old Muslim man blew up a casino while screaming verses from the Quran, liberals would attribute it to job-loss and high interest rates on his HELOC. Then, they’d blame rightwing CEOs, and rightwing wars for oil.

He claims to have sex twice in the morning, and seven times in the evening, making us wonder why he didn’t choose the martyrdom path, which would have eternally bestowed upon him, 72 brown-eyed hunnies!

Daad divorces his wives when they are no longer fertile, which is better than killing them.

“I dont remember all the names of the kids actually but whenever I see the kid I do my best to remember the name, he added.”

Since they’re all probably named Muhammad, he’s likely kidding. No pun intended!

Watch out John Edwards! Your, ‘father of the year’ award is in peril!

Sadly, Daad is only allowed four wives at one time under the UAEs polygamy rules, he says that that is not enough.

“Four is not even enough. If there is a way to have more than four then Ill go for it,” he said.

Daad wasn’t asked, but he presumably agrees with redefining marriage laws in the west, and then stoning all the gays.

Muzzammil “Mo” Hassan, founder and CEO of Bridges TV, an Islamist channel designed to present moderate Islam to diverse audiences, has been arrested for beheading his wife after she filed for divorce. Hassan was given an award in 2007 by the Hamas-linked Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR).

When poor Mrs. Hassan’s husband launched his TV network to counter negative stereotypes of Muslims, he had no difficulty generating column inches, as far afield as The Columbus Dispatch, The Detroit Free Press, The San Jose Mercury News, Variety, NBC News, the Voice of America, and the Canadian Press. The Rochester Democrat & Chronicleput the couple on the front page under the headline “Infant TV Network Unveils The Face Of Muslim News”.

But, when Muzzammil Hassan kills his wife and “the face of Muslim news” is unveiled rather more literally, detached from her corpse at his TV studios, it’s all he can do to make the local press — page 26 of Newsday, plus The Buffalo News, and a very oddly angled piece in the usually gung-ho New York Post, “Buffalo Beheading: Money Woe Spurred Slay“.

Here’s the formerly happy couple…As you can see, they are the definition of “moderates.”