Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Actually....I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to feel as
a 22-year-old. Seriously, am I an adult or what?

Western society’s increasing phase of adolescence coupled with
its constant glorification of youth can make for an interesting and confusing
experience for the modern twenty-something. To be honest, sometimes I just want
to get on with my life and be respected as an adult. To be equally honest, sometimes
I just want to keep getting away with everything that young people can get away
with. Isn’t there a happy medium?

I mean I’m certainly thankful that my society is no longer
one that would expect me to be married and bearing children by now. However, we
may have gone a little too far in the opposite direction. Here are three
dangers I see in over-glorifying the frivolities of youth.

1) It can make it harder to enjoy youth.
Ironically, too much pressure to have fun while you’re young can kinda take the
fun out of being young. It’s like there’s this quota that we’re supposed to
fill before graduating college, starting a family or career, or otherwise
joining the “adult world.” I mean, my youth hasn’t been particularly mainstream
since I was homeschooled and went to a university with a relatively high
percentage of non-traditional students. But still, I highly doubt I’m the only
young person who has ever looked around and thought, “So...am I having enough
fun yet?”

And sadly, the types of fun that are commonly depicted in the music and movies
that influence our conception of youth are not the healthiest. Which leads me
to my second point.

2) It can make youth more dangerous.
This is very culturally specific, I suppose, as it’s closely related to the way
in which we glorify youth. Think of a few songs or movies about teens and/or
twenty-somethings “living it up.” What are the common themes? How about taking
advantage of one’s independence from career and family obligations to invest
time and effort into a cause they care about? Nope. What about using youthful health
to get outside and swim and climb and explore and just DO AWESOME STUFF??? Despite
the amount of North Face you’ll see on a college campus or the number of Tinder
profiles featuring the word “outdoorsy,” this doesn’t seem to come out on top,
either.

Rather, it seems that most songs and movies about youth regularly
hit on two themes: sex and alcohol.

Now don’t take me for more of a saint than I am. I’m not
against either of these things when enjoyed in moderation. But when partying
becomes the focal point of being young, young people miss out on SO much. The
quality of one’s youth shouldn’t be measured according to how many times they
woke up and didn’t know where they were or how attractive their hottest hook-up
was. Emphasis on these things fosters a youth culture tainted with alcohol poisoning,
drug overdose, sexual harassment, and a lot of self-image issues.

3) It can take away from the rest of the human experience!

I don’t really like it when people talk about high school or
college or their teens or their twenties or whatever as the best time in their
life. Again...I’m supposed to be having all the fun now? TOO. MUCH. PRESSURE.

But also, there are multiple things to enjoy about every
phase of life. I understand that there are hard times and goods times, ups and
downs...but overall, I want to live so fully in every phase of life that when I’m
on my deathbed looking back over the years, I can’t even decide which part was
the best.

Furthermore, I think the pressure to “live it up” and be irresponsible
while you can get away with it really hinders people from contributing toward their
long term goals.

I was thinking about mine earlier today...become an
archaeologist, work as a professor, contribute to education reform and found at
least one university in a developing country...and it occurred to me that
22-year-old me is not the main character of my life story. We’re still in the
first half hour of the movie, glancing through at the young adulthood that
makes me who I need to be for the climax of the story. Of course you can always
be making some kind of difference in the world around you. But for many of us,
the significance of our lives will not be realized in full until our middle or
later adulthood. And that means that right now, we have all this time and energy
that we could either waste or use to prepare ourselves. It’s up to each of us
to become the person that we want to be. It’s important to balance that fact
with enjoying and appreciating the time we have while not tied down to a lot of
serious commitments. Experiencing the now should not come at the cost of
experiencing the later...or vice versa, mind you.

I guess the main point here is that three quarters of the “living”
you do should not be done in the first quarter of your life.

Yeah, we should enjoy the good things about youth while we
have them. But not just the ones that are glorified by our media, and not with
a blind eye to everything else that life can be.

Friday, January 2, 2015

We all know a chick flick when we see one. The main
character or characters are chicks, the main dude is some version of prince
charming…etc etc.

But how do you tell if a movie is a dude flick? It’s a bit
less commonly defined.

Thus, I put to you the dude flick test. If a movie meets
three basic criteria, it passes as a dude flick: (1) There are no more than two women in it and(2) they don’t talk to each other unless (3) it’s about a man.

Let’s try it out with a few of 2014’s biggest films.

~The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Little dude, big dragon, lots of fighting. Bard has two daughters
but all they do is scream and cry while the son helps save the day, leaving
only the two elvish women as plot-important chicks and they don’t share scenes
so PASS!

~Unbroken

A few WWII soldiers survive a plane crash and over a month
drifting at sea only to be captured by the Japanese navy. I haven’t actually
seen this one, but I scrolled down the complete cast list on IMBD until I got
to roles as generic as “young bully” and only saw one female actress, so I
think you’re safe. PASS!

~Guardians of the Galaxy

A human dude, an alien chick, an alien dude, a talking
raccoon, and an animate tree save everybody from evil alien dudes. The
important alien chick, Gamora, does talk to her evil sister, Nebula a few times.
So it comes close, but it doesn’t quite past the dude flick test. But they’re
both pretty hot in this badass alien chick way so I’m sure you’ll still enjoy
it. FAIL! But barely.

~The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

Female main character who talks to her mother and sister,
the female future president of Panem, and a propo director chick with really
cool tattoos. Sorry boys, this one fails. But, don’t worry, it’s not like it’s
female dominated. Actually if you look at the cast list you’ll notice that there’s
still slightly more men in plot pertinent roles than women.

Okay. This is just a sample. But I could go on all day, and
the pattern would be the same. If we use a standard for dude flicks that says
there can only be one or two important female characters and they can only
converse to each other about male characters, you would think that only a small
fraction of mainstream movies would qualify. But that’s not the case.

As a matter of fact, I have to confess that I didn’t make up
this test completely on my own. I actually adapted it from something called the
Bechdel Test.

It’s just as you feared! It’s a trap! A feminist trap! Come
on, you stuck with me this far. Hear me out.

The Bechdel Test is a low bar test for gauging sexism in movies.
Its three criteria are the inverse of those for the dude flick test. So
a film passes the Bechdel Test if it has 1) at least two women in it (2) who
talk to each other (3) about something other than a man.

This is the 21st century. Age of equality. Only a few particularly
dudely movies will fail. Right?

Wrong. If you go to bechdeltest.com you can see and add to a
database of movie reviews saying whether or not a given movie passes. This is open
for the public so both men and women can rate the films they watch (not just us
pesky feminists).

You’ll notice that not only do a good portion of current
movies fail, but a lot of the movies that pass only do so by the skin of their
teeth. If you click on the movie title you can read people’s reviews and
comments. They’re often debating about whether the few slivers
of conversation between the female characters in the movie really count.

Take Guardians of the Galaxy for example. Don’t get me
wrong, this is a really fun, enjoyable movie. But it fails the dude flick test
and passes the Bechdel Test with just a few minutes of conversation. And it
follows the same trend as lot of other super hero movies, such as the Avengers
and the Fantastic Four, where there is a team of heroes and not only is there
one female but her gender is one of her defining characteristics.

This is just one example of men being implicitly presented
as “standard” and women being presented as “other.”

Alright, I’ve lectured you on the Bechdel Test long enough.
Before I let you go, I want go ahead and address a few responses I’ve gotten from
men when bringing this is up in the past.

Movies cater to men because men go to the movies
more.
How do you know that men don’t go to the movies more because movies cater to men?

You just started voting, what, 100 years ago?
Baby steps.

Oh you’re right. The USA waited a century
and a half for women’s suffrage. If we can wait that long to vote we can
certainly wait for equal representation on screen. Silly me.

SERIOUSLY?! The fact that we
had to fight for a basic civil liberty does not mean that we’re obligated to wait
around for equality in other areas. I mean really, why would you even say
that? I just can't. Can't even.

Come on, it’s just a movie. Stop being petty.

It’s not just about one
movie. It’s about a huge and culturally significant industry that both reflects
and influences our societal values. Men, specifically white men, still dominate
almost every industry. The realm of entertainment is no exception. I know you’re annoyed that you "can’t just enjoy the damn movie," but women and minorities are annoyed at constantly being belittled and
relegated to roles that revolve around you. So who’s really being petty here?

Look, I don’t expect anyone who reads this to go protest or
abstain from anything related to JJ Abrams. All I ask is that you look with
open eyes at gender inequality and stop belittling women who are tired of
it. If nothing else, next time you’re at
the movies and your lady friend is begging you to watch some stupid chick flick
instead of a “normal, everybody movie,” think twice about how you respond.