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Achievement Guide for A lot of Red Ink

Achievement won on 17 Oct 12TA Score for this game: 1,034
Posted on 16 October 12 at 23:14, Edited on 20 October 12 at 14:42

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For this one, you need to kill all 36 of the 36 target bears in the correct manner. For example, you can kill Cuddles, the first bear, in any way you want but you need to kill Giggles by shoving his face into one of the lawnmowers. Just follow the instructions on the level select screen, at the bottom, and almost all bears will be very easy to kill and scratch off your list. It's usually just stuff like grab a specific disguise in the level or using a specific object, and normally all of the stuff you need is found within the level you need it.

There's a few pesky and cryptic levels, though, and here's how to beat them:

- Ken "Danger" Clark (level 21): You must open the Bearcatattoo temple and get the weapon from in there, the Rod of Justice, to kill him. The key is in the same area where Danger is, over by the bushes furthest from where you started the level.- Stardust (level 24): Stardust's brother is Sunbeam, whose face you should've stolen on level 7. The game doesn't tell you who Stardust's brother is until the level has finished loading, so it's a little annoying and worth noting here. Just equip Sunbeam's face and run straight for Stardust, drag him into the woods and press RT to kill. - Colonel Ketchup (level 23): You need to get his men to kill him for you. Just steal General Teacle's clothes, he's in the middle of the level by the cannon in a sandbag circle, and then find Colonel Ketchup and smack him around a bit to aggravate him and the soldiers should do the rest. (Not sure if you have to wear Teacle's uniform specifically, or if any soldier will do. Should be enough if all the other soldiers have hearts over their heads.)- Master Miyagi (level 25): Your goal is to get pirates to kill Miyagi, and conveniently enough, there's a couple of them right where you start. Steal the clothes off one of them and then start scaring the people inside the house from outside (so they don't see you yelling) until there's nothing but ninjas and Miyagi in the house. Run in and smack Miyagi around some, then run away and hide in the woods while Miyagi runs around and fights other pirates. This is not an exact science and you may need a few attempts.- DJ Fuzz (level 32): In order to turn the zombies against Fuzz, you first need to steal the clothes off the zombie high priest or whatever he is. He's dancing right in front of DJ Fuzz. With the clothes on, all zombies will now be your friends and if you run in behind the booth and smack Fuzz around a bit, the zombies will start to attack him.- Oodoo (level 33): Like Stardust's level, this one requires you to bring items into the level, but the game doesn't make it very clear exactly what. What you need is the Bearcatattoo Shaman-Warrior Crown, Bearcatattoo Shaman-Warrior Garb and Bearcatattoo Loin Cloth. You can get the outfit from the temple in the level before DJ Fuzz (Seaside Greenhouse), though you might need to steal the Crown off DJ Fuzz. With the correct get-up on, grab the Sacrificial Dagger from the DJ booth and use it to kill Oodoo. What I did was scare up all the bears around him until they had all manage to scare Oodoo to the point where I could grab him without fighting him - he kills you in one hit... iamtfc found an alternate costume for this, check comments for more info.- General Teacle (level 34): Just use the normal tactic for driving everyone insane, you can find the strategy in my solution for the "The platinums of perfectitude!" acheivement. Simply drive everyone insane and Teacle will eventually follow. Almost all of the enemies in this level are of the same "type," so you don't have to worry about insane enemies starting wars on each other and randomly killing Teacle.- Emperor Xoctopus (level 35): This guy is tough and deals insane damage, so the easiest method is to just do the same thing you just did to General Teacle - drive everyone insane so their insanity wears on the Emperor until he's easy to grab and kill. You can kill him in any way so take the chance to grab the easy loot and the very strong new weapon.- Professor Brightness (level 36): You have to toss him into the second portal, not the one you already tossed someone into during a previous mission. This second portal is inside the Bearcatattoo temple, along with two guards and a weapon. The key for the temple is in the corner most opposite the temple, on the same dock where Brightness and a bunch of machines are. This is the hardest mission in the game and every melee character will one-hit you regardless of what armor you're wearing. Put on your best gear for this one, it's really the only level where you'll need to wear the very best stuff to make it easier. It's still not very hard, but you have to be very careful not to be punched by the quick melee bots.

Remember that if you just need to defluff a specific bear, you can run through the level straight to the target bear, kill him in the right way and then just use an exit without killing anyone else.

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