[Girl as Dina Rae:]Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJinglin' all the wayOh what fun it is to rideFrom Detroit to east L A

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]Is this a white Christmas hell no my manI'm leavin' blood in the snow and smackin' fat menYou mean Santa, that boy's a bitchHe caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her kissFo' real he's no joke, that guy don't playHe tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleighLaughin' all the way, but he's not laughin' todayWe'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves with payCOME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER! We'll be snackin' on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and DonnerNot a question of when, not even a maybeHave a drunk Mrs. Claus' saying, "Jinglin' Baby!"Give a new meaning to "ho, ho, ho"Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snowSo watch out Santa, you jolly old trollWe'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the coal

[Girl as Dina Rae:]Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, heyJingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to rideFrom to Detroit to east L A

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]Playin' Reindeer Games, hell yeah my friendGrab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bendWhen his nose turns red, his ass gets sentBack out to the woods with his faggy elf RandallSanta Claus wouldn't list me as niceIn fact, he'll have me listed as 'naughty' twiceNot cuz' of the fights, or the Christmas gift heist, Because of all the nog, I left on his wifeIt's time for old Nick to move and retire'fore we roast his nuts on a big ass fireYes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that crudeI mean ya ass is huge, lose weight, for real dudeAll the cookies and milk, simply quite sickI mean, when's the last time you've seen your dickI don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to bitchBut every year I get underwear, socks, and shit

[Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJinglin' all the wayOh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, heyJingle Bells, Jingle BellsJinglin' all the wayOh what fun it is to rideFrom Detroit to East L A(Yo)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJinglin' all the wayOh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey(Yo, yo)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJinglin' all the wayOh what fun it is to rideFrom Detroit to east L A