The only time i get approached at the gas pump is by a dude or dudess needing a few dollars to buy gas to get to work. They always are dirty, smell and have no visable car. I like to show them a handfull of quarters and then sling them around the parking lot.

ding ding ding!

i was filling up and chick came up to me and asked me for $18(that is all she needed for the hotel for the nite.()
"sorry girl, i dont carry cash."
she promptly walked to the next pump to ask another station patron.

now my car is green/gold wheels, loud as hell, with 4inch high hood scoop(kinda sticks out if you know what i mean.)

next week was at same station
same chick comes up to me again(only needed $5 this time)
i switched it up a bit: