I had to comment on the “Money For Nothing” reference as a Dire Straits fan… that was perfect!

Remember that animation was done in 1985 when computer animation was incredibly new…and it still looks so much better than this abomination from 2002. the “Money for Nothing” blue collar guys and dog were simple polygons, but they had personality and moved in a enough of an approximation to living things that it wasn’t jarring and creepy looking.

Difficult to even find anything about, since wikipedia apparently deleted the page on it last year (I found a deleted article artchive during my google search).

So why it exists will remain a mystery.

One imagines the voice cast must have been where most the money went; I would guess (as one site said Mark Hamill only had abut eight lines) that is was probably easy money for time involved. You can’t imagine he was so strapped for cash that he would have done it if the pay wasn’t worth the time to travel and do it; I mean, at that point, the DCAU was still running.

2008 – Decorates his office at super speed
2009 – Replaces the words in his intro line with “Christmas”
2010 – Walks outside then runs back inside.
2011 – Explodes into the word “Christmas”
2013 – Flies into the outer atmosphere
2014 – Has a chill-pill patch to suppress his Christmas joy because it is deemed scary, but once it’s removed, transforms into a Christmas demon and proceeds to sing about how much he loves Christmas, scaring the shit out a Malcolm and Tamara.
2015 – Causes the apocalypse.
2016 – Flies to an alien planet holding a Christmas-loving competition and destroys the galaxy.
2017 – Dimension-jumps to a universe that loves Christmas the most and kills anything in that universe.

Also, the recording quality is horrible. I’ve heard amateur recordings in garages that sound better than this. Hearing these amazing voice actors through this horrible quality is bizarre. I can’t put it in words.

Best was the backwards joke. I knew you’d stop escalating Christmas sooner or later. It’s like when you stopped with the anniversary movies. Will there be one next year? It’s ten years! This is the worst CGI I’ve ever seen.

Very anime opening but you need a better animator
The animation is horrible what makes people think this style is ok
I still listening to Let it Go its so good
This dogs are small winner dogs how are they scared of them
This was a pile of shit movie

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