Brighten your day with a funny quote or saying. This TabStart page features a curated selection of online resources that offer hilarious quips that are certain to bring a smile to your face. The pages below provide collections of quotes and sayings from several of the great humorists of our generation and generations past. Also, don't miss the collection of witty excerpts from new and classic books.

Funny Quotes or Sayings

Funny Quotes and Sayings from Humor Quotes
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Humor Quotes presents a collection of quotes from famous comedians, authors, and actors like Bill Cosby, Mark Twain, Sid Cesar, and Peter Ustinov. Click on an author's name on the right side of the page to see an extended list of quotes from that author. Make sure you check out Groucho Marx's list of brilliant witticisms, including "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

Funny Quotes and Sayings from Pop Culture
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This compilation of funny quotes is organized in a helpful, convenient way. You will find categories of funny quotes and sayings from television shows, cartoons, movies, celebrities, sports, and talk shows.

Top Ten Lists of Funny Friendship Quotes
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You will enjoy reading these humorous quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. There are a number of famous authors represented in these lists. One of the funniest quotes is from Mark Twain who said, "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell--you see, I have friends in both places."

Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings
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Read these quotes from the Sarcasm Society website, and you'll be sure to have a chuckle or two. The funny words of Paul Newman, Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw, and Woody Allen are represented in this hilarious collection. Abraham Lincoln offers this gem: "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

Funny Book Excerpts

These book excerpts' unique blend of absurdism, observational humor, and satire will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Excerpt from Japan, Funny Side Up by Amy Chavez
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The Humor-Us Guide to Japan website shares this excerpt about Kobe beef from the book, Japan, Funny Side Up. The author shares her amusing experience trying to learn what Kobe beef is and why it is so expensive.

All New Letters from a Nut by Ted L. Nancy
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The first book of Letters from a Nut by Ted L. Nancy came out 13 years ago, and this second book follows the same style. The author writes ridiculous and amusing letters to real-life customer service departments and receives equally funny replies to his letters. This excerpt shares several such letters and responses.

Collection of Humor, Satire, and Parody Books from Amazon.com
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Amazon.com offers a terrific books section that focuses on humor, satire, and parody. From Tina Fey's latest book, Bossypants, to the newly beloved children's book for parents, Go the F**k to Sleep, this is a very generous collection of funny books that will make you laugh out loud.