Dear Leader never fails to strike me as a guy who's trying to be one of the cool kids but has no bloody idea of how to actually accomplish that. The clothes - come on, dude, the jeans don't look right on you at all - are just one more instance of that.

Regarding "gaydar", I know several gay males who are genuinely repulsed by B.H.O. and his looks.

As far as Bobby wearing 5.11s, good for him. I wear a pair 50% of the time on the weekends. I don't always like to wear jeans as they are neither all the practical nor are they all the comfortable to wear when its hot.