Sunday, July 17, 2016

Why a Relationship with a Ghost is Sometimes Better

NOTE: This article is made for fun. Please don't take this seriously. But that's up to you. :)

1. You don't need to worry about faithfulness. He won't flirt with other girls and is not interested in that anymore.

2. He won't nag. He no longer have vocal cords. He won't be demanding as well.

3. You won't get bugged by text messages asking you where you are and who's with you. He doesn't need to ask anyway. He knows. You don't need to lie.

4. He won't need space. You wouldn't suffer because of his so called "caveman drama" where he'll just stop communicating and disappear from your sight for a matter of days or weeks and then, come back when he's ready to mingle with you again. He sticks with you. And more than that, he lingers 24/7.

5. He doesn't have a Facebook account. That is why there is no reason for you to get jealous of the pics he uploads, and the statuses he posts; and vice versa. You don't have to unfriend him when the relationship turns sour and add him back when your anger has passed.

6. It's not difficult to say sorry. No effort is needed for this most of the time. He isn't hard to please too.

7. You don't have to oblige yourself to have sex with him. He doesn't need it.

8. Less obligation is required. No need to wash and iron clothes, no need to cook, and so on. He also wouldn't complain if the house is not clean.

9. He wouldn't add up to the monthly billing and other expenses. He doesn't use electricity (though he may absorb electrically charged ions to be able to manifest), he doesn't need cellphone load, water and so on. Hence, you'll be able to save more money.

10. Communication is easier if you are sensitive enough. It only needs telepathy to send and receive messages from him. You don't need to text him or send him PMs and wait for his reply forever.

11. He can't hurt you physically, emotionally and mentally.

12. You can always shut him off if you wish. And he'll wait patiently until you're OK again.

13. It wouldn't matter to him if you're gaining weight or if you're developing wrinkles. You don't need to be upset if you're tummy has grown bigger and if your breasts are already sagging. He always sees you as the real you. The young version of you.

14. He doesn't have bad influential friends. You wouldn't get that much headache because he doesn't go to drinking sprees, spend money on other girls and expensive gadgets.