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This Is RelevantThu, 15 Feb 2018 20:46:29 +0000hourly1http://wordpress.com/Comment on My HateSong: Imagine By John Lennon by Nicolashttps://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/2013/07/16/my-hatesong-imagine-by-john-lennon/comment-page-1/#comment-380
Thu, 15 Feb 2018 20:46:29 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-380Me too, I can’t stand “Imagine” and I never did ! The melody is OK but what I hate the most is probably all the mawkish sentimentality stuff around it, kind of “you should feel guilty for not considering every(fucking)people like your “brother” and blahblahblah…”
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Tue, 24 Oct 2017 10:27:54 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=156#comment-370What you wrote here is absolutely true! I hear many fans defending him by saying that he was just a kid with issues and he was there when it counts and shit like that. NO. He did not see that he had wonderful,loving parents. Even if he was jealous of harry, it should be tolerable only when he was still a kid, not when he was a grown up unable to face his inferiority issues. Touted at the most relatable of the trio, I couldn’t relate to him at all. He did not sympathize with harry’s tragedies (orphanage, abusive relatives and umm, oh I forgot…the threat of being killed any minute?) nor did he respect hermione’s accomplishments. Leaving the big points behind, even if we see his behavior towards others, more than once I have seen him making rude jokes towards people who were completely undeserving of it. Nope. Not a person I would find cute or sweet.
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Sat, 17 Jun 2017 21:52:50 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=410#comment-364I love you. Just cranked my headphones when they played it in my bar here in Costa Rica, where for some reason folks ADORE the worst English language songs ever. So of course this one has been blasting everywhere for the last two years. Feels a lot longer. I detested his voice and the karaoke-lite beat. Now you showed me the lyrics are even worse.
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Sun, 12 Feb 2017 08:14:26 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=158#comment-354It is totally okay to admit you got into Harry Potter two years ago because its a great series. I’m shocked it took you so long, but congratulations to you. The movies got you into it, but you finally learned about it.

First off, yeah Harry had his parents murdered in lived in a fucking cupboard for eleven god damn years. Yeah, he’s allowed to be bitter and lash out when hitting puberty. When you hit puberty, you’ll figure that out.

Second, that was a joke dumbass. Self-loving means masturbating. Its a fucking blog called Satirical Thoughts…..pay attention. Then again, you watch movies and don’t read books.

Third, Ron sucks.

Fourth, Professor Sprout gave points to Hermione for knowing what Mandrakes were and gave Harry ten points for passing her a fucking water can. Its not in the movies, so you didn’t catch that and therefore I won’t make fun of you. Read the books one day.

Fifth, he left because he was hungry. He mentions his mother’s cooking pretty often. He was also mad that he thought Harry was going to fuck Hermione.

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Thu, 09 Feb 2017 11:29:43 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=296#comment-353I told you exactly where you are wrong using evidence from the books and you had no response and instead tried to talk about something irrelevant. How about you try to refute what I said using evidence from the series? Could you do that?
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Thu, 09 Feb 2017 11:24:55 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=158#comment-352Lol I read the books lots of times thank you very much and I think I enjoyed them much more than you did as it would be rather difficult if you hate one of the central characters in the books so much. The movies are terrible compared with the books.

I told you exactly where you are wrong using evidence from the books and you had no response and instead tried to talk about something irrelevant. How about you try to refute what I said using evidence from the series? Could you do that?

Read the books and you’ll really love Harry Potter and the universe around them. I’m saddened you watched the sparknotes version but one day, you’ll sit down and read.

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Sat, 28 Jan 2017 01:44:32 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=296#comment-350virgin.
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Fri, 27 Jan 2017 02:45:35 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=296#comment-348“Ron Weasley – There’s a lot of things in this world that is terrible. There’s constant chaos, we are in a state of permanent war, there really is nothing good going on in the world it seems like. All of these things pale in comparison to the awfulness of Ronald Weasley.”

Because you’re too delusional and militant to see his good side.

“There is not a single redeeming thing that Ron provided in the books.”
Yes this confirmed what I said. By the way then you went ahead and contradicted yourself by saving he actually did something good in the Chamber of Secrets. Oh gosh.

“He was a shitty student”
Getting mostly Es on his OWLs AND passing his end of year exams with goods marks makes him a shitty student? Lol that’s just pathetic.

“A shitty keeper”
When he helped to win the Quidditch cup for Gryffindor in OotP and all the Gryffindors was cheering about him.

“A shitty friend (he ditches Harry like once per book ONCE BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING HUNGRY).”
He didn’t ditch Harry. Getting angry at someone isn’t the same as ditching someone, get your facts right. Also he didn’t leave in DH because he was hungry. He had legitimate reasons to leave. Try reading the book instead of being militant and delusional.

“Everything about Ron exudes toxic waste. He’s a horrible human being. The ONE good thing he does in the books is so hastily written and barely believable (in a book about magical teenagers) and its so obvious that J.K. Rowling through it in the air. Ron Weasley OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Think about that shit. He just pretended to spit at it, and got a bunch of basilisk fangs. How made up is that? I wish Madame Pomfrey just let him you know…..”move on”…..so to speak.”
Rowling wrote in the books, so it’s true and there’s nothing made up about that. You also forgot all the other heroic things he did in the books but it’s no surprises that you don’t remember them.

“No one wants him, no one needs him.”
Considering the fact that pretty much every good character in HP has shown a need and want of him, this is as stupid as it sounds. But hey, what do I expect from a delusional and militant Ron hater?

“I loved when Harry got better presents from Ron’s parents than Ron did. Just because, you know that Ron bitched about that for a week on his Tumblr. You KNOW he has a Tumblr.”
Good. It showed how immersed you are in your hate to know very much about the books.

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Fri, 27 Jan 2017 02:27:12 +0000http://satiricalthoughts.wordpress.com/?p=158#comment-347There are so many lies and so much stupidity in this post that I am beginning to wonder at the author’s intelligence. Let’s just see some of them.

“EMOHARRY! Half of this book is Harry flipping out on all of his friends for looking at him the wrong way.”
So Harry flipping out at his friends is totally OK and yet Ron letting his jealousy getting better of him once is totally not. Nice to see your hypocrisy.
“Bounding them seems like something that a Muggle would do, but then again; Ron was there and his stupidity is probably contagious. How many times do you think Harry walked in on Ron self-loving himself? I bet hourly.”
Yeah none of this crap makes any sense. Where did Ron ever show his supposed stupidity in this book? When he told Harry to be cautious and not go after Black? When he successfully cheered Harry up over the fact he couldn’t live with his godfather?
Ron is self-loving for caring about the life of his pet? Or when he stood on a broken leg and faced a mass murder whom he thought was trying to kill Harry and told him to kill himself first. Wow, that is a new definition of self-loving.
“Goblet of Fire – Ron Weasley ruins this book, like he does in every chapter of every book he’s been in since the first two where he was the lovable sidekick. Prisoner of Azkaban hinted at it but Ron really ruined this otherwise great book.”
He is still the loving sidekick despite his occasional jealousy which is called being human. However it seems you have no problem with Harry or Hermione or Sirius being terrible people. Hypocrite.
“This was the last one before Percy, Ron and Fudge all became pricks.”
I would like to know what Ron did what was so bad in OotP or HBP.
“Hermione gets 15 points per class in Herbology, the weakest class ever (Professor Sprout is useless) and that’s just for knowing what plants can kill you.”
There isn’t an actual scene that showed Hermione getting points in Herbology and Professor Sprout really isn’t useless compared to some of the other teachers in Hogwarts. She is actually really competent you know.
“C’mon, kill Ron. Oh by the way, no way did he have the presence of mind to go into the Chamber of Secrets.This was Ron’s worst performance.”
Considering the fact that he did have the idea to go into the Chamber of Secrets, this is just as stupid as it sounded. But hey what do I expect from a delusional and militant Ron hater? Lol.
He ditches his friends at the worst time (because little fat ass was hungry) when the entire world has a bounty on his head too and has the audacity to show up at home after doing that.
He didn’t leave because he was hungry, are you a moron or what? He raised legitimate points that the camping trip was useless and Harry was too butthurt to deal with it and decided to lash out at his best friend and tell him to go home. Ron was also gravely concerned about his family you know which of course you don’t think it’s a big deal. Oh wait, you forgot Ron was influenced by a Horcrux as well. Also do you think it might make some difference that Ron immediately regretted what he did straight away you know
Ron didn’t show up at home at the Burrow afterwards. Are you stupid or what?
“Ron then gets to be part hero, but he did nothing of note except pulling Harry out of the ice water and we all know Snape was the real hero there.”
He risked his life to save Harry’s I guess being willing to risk one’s life to save a friend’s is not a big deal to you showing how sick you are. You also forgot how he overcame his jealousy to stab the Horcrux but then you are probably too delusional to see it. Nobody know Snape is the real hero. It’s only haters like you.
“Hermione should’ve never fallen in love with that 6’4 male version of Annie.”
Lol so you don’t want Hermione to be happy. Are you God or something or do you think forced marriage is OK?
In short, your hatred of Ron seemed to be so strong that you actually have no idea what the books actually said. Try reading them again without being delusional and militant and retarded although I highly doubt you can do that.
“I vaguely remember someone saying (when Harry first joined) that one team forfeited because they didn’t have enough players. This is highly critical to the series.”
Nobody said anything like that. Try to read the books again.
“It was necessary for the plotline, but god they were painful to read…I could care less about Marvolo Riddle or someone else.”
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t well-written. It was a great way for us to understand the character of Voldemort and his background who is you know, the main antagonist of the books.