Margeryx saw this lovely store in Manjimup, inside which she took an unaccountably small but vastly worthy photo. I know Manjimup was royally fucked over by Deff Geoff Gallop, (or was it that tool Carps?) but I didn’t know things were so bad they had to sew their own undies! And at $6.95 for the pattern! What happened to Royalties for Rurotards? Surely we can kick in for some proper Chinese made jocks for these poor bastards? The red are going to be Gstrings arent they? Some poor CWA type will be sewing up arse floss for an unemployed mill workers backside. And they wonder at the high level of rural suicides. Not only do you get jocks for your birthday, but they’re home made.

I guess sewing undies makes a nice change for the CWA ladies from making crochetted willy warmers. Not much to do out in Manji from what I’ve been told. Apart from smoking the green stuff, growing it, and hog-tying your girlfriends ungrateful kids up in a tree to teach them a lesson.

Sorry the picture was so small TLA – although I understand that it would be technically possible for me to send it straight to you from my new super high tech Samsung phone, I was forced by my lack of IT skills to get it from my phone to my laptop to my email to you with no small amount of difficulty.