Description: Ever read a reader insert story where the 'reader' is turned into a complete Mary Sue? Did it ever make you sick to your stomache? Here's your chance to create your own Non Mary Sue reader insert!

The rules are simple.

1. The appearance of the character must ENTIRELY be up to the reader. That means, no names, no looks, the only thing you are allowed to pick and choose is the clothing.

2. They cannot be Mary Sues. The readers are not perfect, obviously, then the reader in the story cannot be either. Give them flaws.

3. For lemons: No PWP. You must have a legit reason for a lemon to take place, and it cannot be stereotypically animalistic, unless the cannon character you are writing for would actually be that way.

4. There cannot be any stories in which the reader has magical ablities or is any cannon character's long lost relative. These are stereotypical, and completely annoying.

5. Grammar must be decent. Chatspeak is not allowed.

6. Romance is not the only genre. You can also have the story be a parody, or a friendship fiction.

Description: Ok, I thought trying one of these might be fun, so why not?

Summary:

Two characters (OC, Reader, an actual character i.e. Naruto, Willy Wonka (just examples)) have to have an all out prank war. Any resources availabe to them may be used.

Rules:

1. One of the characters MUSt be from whatever anime, game, book, or movie you are doing.
2. It can be as long as you want WITHIN REASON no 80 chapter prank wars (I don't even think anyone could come up with enough pranks to fill 80 chapters)
3. Nothing R rated please!
4. Have fun with it! The funnier and crazier the better!
5. The reviewers have to vote on who will win.
6. No time limit, take as long as you please!

~*BoNuS PoInTs!*~

1. If one of the characters dresses in drag, but at the opposite spectrum of their personality. (Think, SpongeBob as a little gothic emo girl)
2. If one of the characters does a crazy Kira laugh.
3. If you have one random character, doesn't even have to be from the story/series pop in and do something bizzarely insane (even more points if it mentally scars another character).
4. Super awesome UBER bonus points if I get to be in the story giving the winner a cookie!! *know it's totaly not going to happen no matter how many letters she writes to Santa*

Description: This is a quote challenge (I know, how original), but I figured I'd do my own, you know? It can be drabbles, ficlets, or one shots.

RULES:

• You don't have to do all of these quotes, you can, but the minimum is ten.
• Yaoi and yuri are excepted.
• OCs cannot be used; make it a reader insert.
• If it's reader insert, you cannot give them a certain look.
• You can use the canon characters, without anyone extra.
• And most importantly, have fun!

BONUS POINTS:

• If you write about characters who aren't as popular as the rest, and aren't always written about.
• If you make it CharacterxReaderxCharacter

The reason for the title is the fact that some of these quotes are good, some are horrible, some are funny, and some are romantic, and some are angsty; perfect for every genre out there.

Also, not all of these quotes are from movies, some are from songs. The ones from movies will only have the movie title after the quote, and the ones from songs will have the song title and the artist after the quote. The rest are from the Internet, not a movie or song, so nothing will be after them.

QUOTES:

1. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know. — Animal Crackers.

2. "Protection from who? Zee Germans?" — Snatch.

3. "That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age." — Dazed and Confused.

4. "I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary… ’til they die." — Gamers - The Movie.

5. "Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn." — Gone With the Wind.

6. "Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore." — The Wizard of Oz.

7. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." — Casablanca.

8. "Love means never having to say you're sorry." — Love Story

9. "In 30 seconds, you'll be dead. Then I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes." — Total Recall

10. "You're why cavemen chiseled on walls." — As Good As It Gets.

11. "Hey, yeah, uh, I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. What? - Can you just hold on for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone." — Juno.

14. "A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live?" — Ever After.

15. "Don’t say we aren't right for each other, the way I see it is… We aren't right for anyone else." —The Cutting Edge.

16. "Shoot me. There’s no greater glory than to die for love." — Love in the time of Cholera

17. "My real purpose was to see you, and to judge, if I could, whether I might ever hope to make you love me." — Pride and Prejudice.

18. "Please don't worry, I am doing fine. You're much too busy to even find the time, So use your chemicals and take this to your grave, The boys you left are men you didn't raise." — The Day I Left the Womb by Escape The Fate.

19. "This could be my last goodbye. You cross your heart. I hope to die." — Up Against the Wall by Boys Like Girls.

20. "The silence isn't so bad. 'Til I look at my hands and feel sad. 'Cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly." — Vanilla Twilight by Owl City.

21. "When the sun shines, we shine together." — Umbrella by Rihanna

22. "If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?" — Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol.

23. "When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer."

24. "When love is not madness, it is not love."

25. "Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever."

26. "Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings."

27. "The police are looking for a suspect described described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?"