Pretty Little Liars Recap: The Blonde Leading the Blind

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Sigh. Have I properly articulated to you yet how in love with Pretty Little Liars I am? Luckily, you guys feel the same way. Twitter was blowing up last night with all the OMG moments. Here were the biggest shockers from last night's ep:

Technically it wasn't a shock that Toby took a tumble since we saw it in the preview, but our jaws still dropped. However, it wasn't as shocking as...

EZRIA REUNINTED! IN THE RAIN! Ugh, so good. Like seriously the best kiss in the rain of all time. Yes, better than The Notebook. Yes, really. @SofiGotlib agrees: "I just got chills from Ezra and Aria."

Unfortch, the rain was not so romantic for Spencer. Our hearts went out to Ms. Hastings as she cried in front of her window after breaking it off with Toby. Hopefully one day he will realize that it was all to protect him.

Um. Is it possible that Holden is the best liar of all? Does it count as lying if you just avoid answering questions?

Jenna, Garrett, and Ian were all in Ali's bedroom the night she was murdered. Well, that's not suspicious or anything...

Noel and Jenna are dating?! Ugh, this is possibly worse than Garrett and Jenna.

Noel is back on our "A" suspect list after @juliametzger reminded us that: "Apparently Noel has pretty eyes. Remember the end of the season finale?" Julia is referring to when a waitress told "A" that he/she has "pretty eyes." I just got chills. Again. @1012magsmata agrees that Noel is a liar and thinks he was "lying about skinny dipping."

The liars found out that Ali was getting messages from "A" long before they were and we saw a flash back from Ali getitng her house trashed on Halloween. Luckily, Ali told her friends what was up and they all went to the police before anyone was murdered, accused of being murdered, stalked, hit with a car, almost killed in a belltower — OH WAIT! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT' TOTALLY DID NOT HAPPEN!

It looks like "A" has his/her eyes on Ezria. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH IAN HARDING, "A!"

And, as per usual, there were some, um, less than shocking moments:

Emily was the most akward liar ever. For someone who is hiding secrets from basically everyone in her life, she couldn't come up with something better than "Spencer isn't available right now."

Aria lied to her parents about Ezra. You know, like in every episode ever. Aria's parents were suspicious, but ultimately clueless and tempted by frozen yogurt.

Emily debuted the most perfect high ponytail of all time. "A" quickly sent the text, "I know I'm stalking you, but how does your hair get so pretty?!?!" Okay, so only one of those things happened.

Ezra was distracted during his meeting with a student and began talking about his relationship with Aria. The student, who just wanted to talk about his paper, was very much over it and called him out on being distracted.

Caleb is beginning to figure out that the ladies know more than just how to get the perfect beachy waves. We always knew he was the smartest guy in Rosewood.

There are only, like, twelve people in Rosewood (one person for every dark alley), so of course Wren is Toby's doc. @AlexusAriana said it best: "That awkward moment when you have kissed your boyfriend's doctor." Was I the only one who audibly gaspted when Toby threatned to punch Wren? Wren is cute and all, but Toby and Spencer forever!