Re: This is AWESOME!! LMAO Fastest way through a checkpoint....hands down!

Even though Im really on the fence as to whether or not there IS a God or Gods, I do see the disgust in people over everything any Christian says or does.

I grudgingly admit that at times it sure does seem like the Christian Bible has prophesied exactly whats goin on around here, including the eventual hatred of Christianity.

Anyway, that was worth a watch, and was a great start to my day. If i knew how to give a star or flag, youd have em, but alas, idk how.

Quoting: Iamtheone

I was on the fence too until I read some books by Zacharia zitchin : The Twelfth Planet, and genesis revisited. Makes more sense to me and answers a lot of questions i had that the bible just leaves you hanging on. i got tired of hearing the same thing when I wanted answers to my questions, "you just have to have faith". When it comes to the bible I have 2 words for you "Sumerian Tablets" written long before the bible was written.

Re: This is AWESOME!! LMAO Fastest way through a checkpoint....hands down!

hahaha...on pretty days we sometimes have dinner in the park and Jehovah's witnesses will walk up and talk to us...nice people but I tell them to keep walking, nobody likes to talk to a Jesus freak...

Quoting: BRIEF

There is no better way to get rid of someone faster than saying "I would like to talk to you about Jesus".

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27959964

LOL, but they are nice people and i tell them that...I even let them leave their Jesus pamphlet...

Quoting: BRIEF

No way! Ive seen a lot of your posts, you do that?By the way i think I agree with most of your posts to some extent.My wife and I have little part time businesses or hobbies we do to make extra money and I usually just start trying to sell them something when they start preaching the bible to me, gets rid of them every time.

Re: This is AWESOME!! LMAO Fastest way through a checkpoint....hands down!

Even though Im really on the fence as to whether or not there IS a God or Gods, I do see the disgust in people over everything any Christian says or does.

I grudgingly admit that at times it sure does seem like the Christian Bible has prophesied exactly whats goin on around here, including the eventual hatred of Christianity.

Anyway, that was worth a watch, and was a great start to my day. If i knew how to give a star or flag, youd have em, but alas, idk how.

Quoting: Iamtheone

I was on the fence too until I read some books by Zacharia zitchin : The Twelfth Planet, and genesis revisited. Makes more sense to me and answers a lot of questions i had that the bible just leaves you hanging on. i got tired of hearing the same thing when I wanted answers to my questions, "you just have to have faith". When it comes to the bible I have 2 words for you "Sumerian Tablets" written long before the bible was written.

Quoting: Captaininyourface 28001090

oh, really?! WOW! :chckle:

You know it was the OTHER WAY ROUND for me: first there was all that stuff and much more, and more, and even more so; and then I went to the 'fence',.. ---for this is where Alpha and Omega are found.

Re: This is AWESOME!! LMAO Fastest way through a checkpoint....hands down!

Even though Im really on the fence as to whether or not there IS a God or Gods, I do see the disgust in people over everything any Christian says or does.

I grudgingly admit that at times it sure does seem like the Christian Bible has prophesied exactly whats goin on around here, including the eventual hatred of Christianity.

Anyway, that was worth a watch, and was a great start to my day. If i knew how to give a star or flag, youd have em, but alas, idk how.

Quoting: Iamtheone

I was on the fence too until I read some books by Zacharia zitchin : The Twelfth Planet, and genesis revisited. Makes more sense to me and answers a lot of questions i had that the bible just leaves you hanging on. i got tired of hearing the same thing when I wanted answers to my questions, "you just have to have faith". When it comes to the bible I have 2 words for you "Sumerian Tablets" written long before the bible was written.

Re: This is AWESOME!! LMAO Fastest way through a checkpoint....hands down!

hahaha...on pretty days we sometimes have dinner in the park and Jehovah's witnesses will walk up and talk to us...nice people but I tell them to keep walking, nobody likes to talk to a Jesus freak...

Quoting: BRIEF

There is no better way to get rid of someone faster than saying "I would like to talk to you about Jesus".

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27959964

LOL, but they are nice people and i tell them that...I even let them leave their Jesus pamphlet...

Quoting: BRIEF

No way! Ive seen a lot of your posts, you do that?By the way i think I agree with most of your posts to some extent.My wife and I have little part time businesses or hobbies we do to make extra money and I usually just start trying to sell them something when they start preaching the bible to me, gets rid of them every time.

Re: This is AWESOME!! LMAO Fastest way through a checkpoint....hands down!

Even though Im really on the fence as to whether or not there IS a God or Gods, I do see the disgust in people over everything any Christian says or does.

I grudgingly admit that at times it sure does seem like the Christian Bible has prophesied exactly whats goin on around here, including the eventual hatred of Christianity.

Anyway, that was worth a watch, and was a great start to my day. If i knew how to give a star or flag, youd have em, but alas, idk how.

Quoting: Iamtheone

I was on the fence too until I read some books by Zacharia zitchin : The Twelfth Planet, and genesis revisited. Makes more sense to me and answers a lot of questions i had that the bible just leaves you hanging on. i got tired of hearing the same thing when I wanted answers to my questions, "you just have to have faith". When it comes to the bible I have 2 words for you "Sumerian Tablets" written long before the bible was written.

Quoting: Captaininyourface 28001090

liberal scholarship is a scam...

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17384646

Well I have to tell you I am far from liberal, probably more conservative than most. Sorry to blow your theory.

Re: This is AWESOME!! LMAO Fastest way through a checkpoint....hands down!

next time im running dope between cali and az, i'll bring a bible

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27446438

good idea, you can soak all the pages in watered down PVA solution, then press until dry and then jigsaw out a space in the centre and reapply the cover and then fill your hallowed hidy hole with A1 smack. Then preach and peddle right thru the checkpoint... Amen!