A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
Revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on
a man can differ depending on where she is in her
Menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is
Attracted to men with rugged and
Masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends
To be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his
Mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.