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Pimping Career

Snoop is shown here sizing up one of his many whores as she prepares to pole dance at his strip club.

An effective weapon against Snoop Dogs.

Snoop dog and Shane Patteerson had a surprising number of pedophiles willing to buy his whores, and so he grew quite affluent. He also tried selling vacumn cleaners but this gig was not nearly as sucessful.

Rapping Career

Soon after he gained a reasonable amount of money from exploiting women, Snoop decided to further his career by becoming a rapper, and rapping about his life of being a pimp and a gangster. Notably, this makes him the only rapper to have actually sung about these things, who actually did them. The rest are just extremely sunburnt white men from Australia. After seeing his half-brother's sucessful career, Snoopy and his wife Snoop Dogg decided to immitate it, hoping to confuse the public and bring Snoop down. Their efforts worked, as Snoop soon was forced to declare bankruptcy and retire. OOOH! and we were forgetting the most important fact; there is not a day that he doesnt make ME horny!

Pirate Ninja Career

Shown here is Snoop Dog upon the scalp of Kakashi, a senior citizen in Florida. Corny.

He become a pirate, which Kakashi did. As soon as he used his retirement funds to purchase a pirate ship and crew, Snoop began to play loud rock music about lesbians, which gave Kakashi a heart attack, killing him. Snoop began to sail towards Cuba, to get him some smokes, but his ship was soon shot down by The Red Baron, his brother in disguise as a pilot.

Snoop Dizzle High Atop the Christmas Trizzle

Death

Pretty obviously, the explosion of the ship killed Snoop. He died in peace... if dying in peace means asploding into tiny smithereens which were soon eaten by bloodthirsty mermaids.

Some people believe Snoop was in fact not killed by the asplosion, and in fact escaped and was killed in 2001 by one of his bitches had fat asses and Shane Patterson posessed by the spirit of love and fucking his mom. Shanes Mom was a hooker for 80 years for some money to keep her retarded son the doctors could agree for these charges.

Snoop is also well known for the ritualistic ceremony of smoking cannabis, or as black people call it: "Getting down wit da Buddha." In a scientific study done by the University of Arkansas, on May 29nd, 2021, Snoop Lion Mane Dogg Gucci was found to be addicted to weed. It is said that Snoop smokes upward of 34 pounds of maryjoanna per day. That's like 50,304 blunts man! Snoop also has a tendency to lose train of thought halfway through his senten so how about those Pats?