Cereal Killer

It’s almost midnight, and I’ve got a dilemma: I want to eat something. And that something is an entire box of cereal.

The box in the kitchen is calling my name, and my stomach is screaming right back at it, “Grumble. Grumble… Uh? I said Gruuumble!” What is happening? I’ve gone from craving peanuts to cereal… what’s next? Anchovies?