Friday, 20 July 2007

Heartfelt Plea to Blogmeister

I have received the following letter from a local businessman which we think deserves reproducing in full,

"Dear Blogmiester,

I don't know where to start, but I'm sitting here on a nice summer's day, wondering what to do with my shop 'Chimneys R Us'.

As some of you may know, I offer a first class chimney sweeping service to the people of Saltburn. I've been open for 3 months now and haven't had a single customer. Yes, that's right not a single customer has seen fit to bring their chimney into the shop to take advantage of our excellent service. I've not had a wage in all this time and frankly it's putting my health at risk.

People say 'Don't close Eddy' but a lot of these people don't use the shop. It will be sad if I have to leave, but I think I'll be gone by Christmas.'

Saltburn Subversives

'A scurrilous and gratuitously offensive attack on my esteemed
organ. And after all my hard work and self sacrifice. For full details of all my hard work and self sacrifice please see any issue of my popular and much loved magazine' -The Editor, Talk of the Town.......................
Talk of the Town.... Raising the industry standard in smugness, croneyism and new age god bothering bollocks.