there's something wrong with my computer. All the people's voices sound stoopid and high. Not high like Hendrix, high like Kathy Ireland. What do I do?

7/9/2003
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ralph

Adjust the pitch control. Bring it back down to zero, it's probably around +8 or so right now.

7/9/2003
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Render

Remove the helium line from the back of the computer.

7/9/2003
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ralph

In all seriousness, you probably have a virus. It might be the WORM_CHIPMUNKS.ALVIN virus. MICROSOFT AND AOL ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THAT THIS IS A VERY BAD VIRUS. IT'S THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE EVER!!! IF YOU GET ANY EMAILS WITH THE SUBJECT OF "A Virtual Card For You" DO NOT OPEN IT!

7/9/2003
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erato

to check if u do have a virus, run virusscan or antivirus on ur pc (or have an admin do it)