Last night barely divorced actress Demi Moore was taken to the hospital in an ambulance for issues related to substance abuse. We're not sure what the symptoms were or what the substances are, but 911 was called, so it couldn't have been pretty.

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Her rep tells TMZ. ""Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends." Yeah, "exhaustion." Eye roll. Can we retire that from the publicist lexicon forever? Why not just own up to whatever it was she was on and get it over with?