I have never understood why people don’t just look up a word they’re having trouble with. I mean, usually if you type in the first few letters in Google the word will appear. It takes an extra 5 seconds. Another option is to learn the English language while in school.

Kids who think “badly failing” at school is funny make me angry and sad at the same time. We need to invent time travel so their future selves (the ones living in the trailer park with 4 kids, working two dead-end minimum wage jobs just to pay the rent) can come back and kick their stupid asses and tell them to stop treating school like it’s some kind of joke.

My daughter spells better than these people and she’s five. How can people not care if their grammar and spelling is all fucked up? They look like complete morons. A couple of typos is understandable, but when you can’t even express yourself coherently, and totally butcher the English language…..shudder.
Yes, I know that last sentence was technically grammatically incorrect….but, when in Rome….

I love laughing at people who can’t spell, but then I realise they can’t spell because they are poor and their parents don’t care about their education.

Then I feel a little bit bad for them …but then I look at that photo of that twat who wants to achive (sic) greatness and I start laughing again. Then a lovely feeling of superiority washes over me and I am suddenly much happier about my life sat in endless rounds of meetings discussing the inane.

know wotcha mean there, but unfortunately, the sad truth is that these morons will prolly go on to do well in life, either by marrying a rich idiot, or making loadsa cash outta porn, big fuckin brother, or professional crime.

i was always under the impression that good language skills were pretty essential, but judging by the appalling grammar and spelling seen in all walks of life, from shop notice boards to actual published works, it seems that my attention in school was diverted to the wrong places (ie in actually academia)

and yes, all you pedantic fuckers out there – i can’t usually be bothered with capital leters in discussion boards like this. eat me..

Wow, you post here a lot but I never realized you were one of those “first” retards. Thanks for letting us know about your deficiencies in being an intelligent human being. It takes a lot of courage and I admire that.

@lostintranslation: perhaps we’ve all been concentrating on the wrong missing letter. Maybe the box is actually the one thinking that, and he’s actually trying to say “How do I archive greatness?”

After all, what is a box for if not to store stuff? Perhaps the box believes itself inadequate to the task of storing (archiving) the brilliant works that will be produced by his owner, the gentleman in the foreground. Truly, the secret lives of boxes are richer than we ever suspected.

Schitzofrantic (Shit So Frantic)- When a person has to take a major dump but is stuck in traffic, in line, or in an otherwise toilet-free environment. They are forced to clench their asscheeks together with as much force as they can muster while simultaneously dancing around like a fairy. In some cases, seepage may occur.

On another note, Lamar is in a McDonalds, making it that much funnier. Also, where do I apply for the job of School Board of Directors President (and what exactly do I do)?

Cox, well then I guess you haven’t lived. I’ve seen people bring their bikes into Mcdonald’s (they don’t last long on the street out there in the ghetto), and the chairs looked the same. I was mostly going off the cups on the table. I didn’t even know it was a fridge, just looked like the crappy McDonalds wallpaper. Good job EagleEye! Guess I better call my optometrist tomorrow and get these contacts changed.

SeeBea,
You have disappointed me. After all of our (our meaning you, myself, Svetlana, psycho ed etc) shenanigans last night with our little tadpole lorne, you reveal your secret identity to be one of a fool. I have to agree with Hurting on this one, you really let your immaturity and lack of sensibilities shine through and let your inner ‘FIRST!’ retard out.

You know, the more often I see these collections of horrible spelling (if you could even call it an attempt that is), the more I believe in the “conspiracy theories” that the fluoride in the water is dumbing us all down.

I think that it’s sad that some people today can actually believe that speaking as though they have “twit-shortened” everything they say is an acceptable form of communication.

If they ever read anything aloud without transliterating it, I believe that they’re heads would explode from the sheer insanity of the thing. Either that or they could stand next to the car window and take your order at McDonald’s without you knowing that they weren’t coming through the speaker.

@SeeBea: It is kind of funny. I also thought that for those who sit in front of their computers hitting refresh in their internet browser every minute, waiting for that chance to get that sweet first post, I thought a ‘first rehab page’ would help them to get it out of their systems. I have seen you do the first comment once, so I wouldn’t say the rehab page would be compulsory for you.