Which Kardashian Is Rihanna Reportedly Dating?

I was as excited as you were to see if Rihanna was having a lesbians-for-attention relashe with Kim Kardashian, but alas, it’s nothing as hot as that. She’s dating the boy one. The one with a penis. Was that too easy? I’m sorry.

As glad as I am that she’s not getting back with Chris Brown, this seems like the kind of thing you do because you’re not yet over your last relationship and you just want to fuck someone you can’t see yourself dating in a million years so as to numb the pain for a minute. Someone gross. Someone you won’t introduce to your friends. Someone like Rob Kardashian. There are many different names for this, but my friends and I call it “visiting the junkyard.” While it can be a necessary step in the getting-over-someone process, you generally want to visit the junkyard in private, away from prying eyes, and you definitely shouldn’t choose a junkyard intent on profiting off his association with you. (Perhaps celebrities like Rihanna should draw up some sort of junkyard contract.)

That said, I’m pretty impressed with Rihanna’s ability to look lovely even as she flips off the cameras. And before you accuse me of bodysnarking, know that I find Rob gross only in the way I find all Kardashians gross, a way that has little to do with looks.

Thank you for introducing me to the term “visiting the junkyard”! will find ways to incorporate this into my vocabulary because I freakin’ love it!!
OK, lets talk about Rhianna. I have been prophesizing (dear god, how DO you spell that?!) her demise for a while and I’ll say it again, she’s going to crash and burn big time, and she can’t even see it coming! Maybe I should write her a creepy fan letter warning her of her impending demise?
Nah, I will just continue to post things like this in the hope that she will read them before she hits rock bottom.

Larissa

She reminds me of Whitney Houston sometimes. In the bad way, not the “I Will Always Love You” way :(