Have you heard about the unspeakably disgusting Fear Factor stunt which involved the contestants drinking donkey semen? Apparently network executives became concerned after news of the stunt leaked (snort) on the Internet, and decided it was in poor taste (snerk). On orders from NBC's parent company Comcast, the episode was swapped with a rerun this week, but now two of the show's contestants have landed in hot water (hopefully bleach-filled hot water) for publicly discussing the act.

Now, I'm pretty sure that if for some insane reason I subjected myself to a mug of donkey secretions, I'd take that little factoid to my grave—but twin contestants Claire and Brynne Odioso have been busted by NBC for violating what I can only describe as the network's—haaaaaaa!—semen gag order.

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The Odioso twins, who are the daughters of former Tampa Bay Buccaneers spokesman Rick Odioso (my, he must be so proud), gave an interview Tuesday morning with their hometown Tampa Bay radio's “Cowhead Show” describing their Fear Factor challenge in horrific, excruciating detail.

Basically, the stunt required teams of twins to drink a full glass of donkey semen (with a glass of donkey urine thrown in for good measure, because in for a penny, in for a pound, right?), and contestants had to drain both glasses in order to qualify for the next round. If you've been yearning to hear what the experience was like, Brynne Odioso has the hork-worthy details:

It smells. It's so bitter. It's the sickest thing you can ever imagine. And it has a little hint of hay. What I ended up doing was vomiting in my glass, and just drank that. The cameramen were vomiting.

I honestly don't know what's crazier about this whole thing—the fact that NBC is trying to keep contestants from talking about it, or the fact that there were any contestants willing to do the stunt in the first place. Or, I know, maybe it's that one of the donkey-chuggers is actually bummed people won't get to see her doing the dirty deed. As Claire Odioso said,

We are disappointed because we wanted to share the experience with our family and friends.

Wow. Well, it's too bad for her sake that donkey juice is off the NBC menu, but on the bright side, she should keep in mind that what she does in her free time isn't regulated by television networks. Carpe diem, Ms. Odioso!