Gallery: Your Guide To Surviving Holiday Horrors

We’re inspired by the sensible advice from out friends at Jezebel about surviving your office holiday party. Don’t wear ironic sweaters! Don’t get drunk! Look at them. Making good decisions. But look, just because we’re drunk right now – and wearing comically ugly holiday sweaters, every last one of us – doesn’t mean that we can’t offer good(ish) advice, too. So, here. Here is your early guide to surviving the hell-horrors summoned by children’s persistent letters to Satan.