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That's funny. I just had one of my server girls ask me if I was a psycho killer last night. I was stitching up the bartenders fingertip that she cut off with one of my knives that I told her not to touch. Cut it right through half her nail and out the other side. Blood everywhere and people were getting nauseated and I was just happy as a clam. "Chef doesn't all that blood bother you?" "nah, I'm used to seeing lots of blood."" what are you a psycho killer or something?" " perhaps." evil lol

Son, the correct response to the question would be:

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