A 2016 TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE MOST MASCULINE AND HONORABLE MEN IN THE UNIVERSE: VLADIMIR PUTIN

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UPDATE: We learned on Jan. 6, 2017 that Angelina Ballerina transported all at the Nov. 4, 2016 Trump rally in Ohio that we thought had died onto her pink spaceship and held them prisoners, raping them every day, from Nov. 4, 2016 to Jan. 6, 2017.

A TRIBUTE TO ONE OF THE MOST MASCULINE AND HONORABLE MEN IN THE UNIVERSE: VLADIMIR PUTIN

I think Vladimir is overwhelmed with guilt. It’s kind of like what happened to him when he had to nuke Barack Obama. I think I could help Vladimir, if I could talk to him. I could be like a psychotherapist. It’s just that brain to brain is very inaccurate. He doesn’t feel worthy of me right now. He feels like scum. So he may not be open to talking to me. But I still think it might be a good idea. I can make him think through his feelings. I don’t think brain to brain loving is the answer right now. He needs to talk to someone about his feelings. If he won’t talk to me, maybe you all could find a psychiatrist for him? Or perhaps use Brent Spiner! Brent is a great listener. Only problem is that Brent screamed, “No, Vladimir! Don’t do it!” So that may not work.

When Angelina used Hillary to rape Donald, it made Vladimir feel like he was being raped and that his manhood was stolen from him. So, his gut reaction was to destroy everything, to make himself feel like a man again. He identified with Donald as a head of state and when he saw what happened to Donald, he felt that HE WAS DONALD. He felt that he was the one being humiliated. So he had to nuke Donald and everybody in a desperate attempt to restore manliness to the earth. But he feels that he failed, because all that happened is that everybody on Church of Gail died and lots of innocents, died, too, which, to him was a very unmanly thing for him to do. And yet, how could he stand by and see true manliness degraded? He’s having trouble reconciling this. Making love to me won’t work, because he doesn’t feel like a man right now. But he has to think this through and ask himself, “Was there another option?” He has to answer this question honestly to himself. Until he does that, he won’t find any peace. Once he realizes that there was no other option, other than to see Angelina Ballerina take over Donald Trump and transform him into a treacherous sex pervert like herself, then he must realize that he DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO TO ENSURE MANLINESS WOULD NOT DIE ON PLANET EARTH.

So the next big question is, can he forgive himself for doing what he had to do?

NEGATIVES: A lot of innocents died and a masculine man named Donald Trump died and what Vladimir had to do played into all the garbage the Jesuit press has been saying about him as an evil dictator.

POSITIVES: If he HAD NOT DONE THIS, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED? More than likely, Angelina would have acquired ALL THE MEN ON MY MARRIAGE LIST FOR HER HUSBANDS, because after she raped Donald, she probably planned to go after all the men on my marriage list NEXT. So, if Vladimir HAD NOT DONE THIS, it is very likely that he, along with Brent Spiner, and maybe even Zack Knight, would ALL BE ANGELINA’S SEX SLAVES RIGHT NOW.

POSITIVES: Therefore, what Vladimir did was not TREACHERY but HEROISM. He had the moral courage to stand against Angelina’s treachery, even when he had to do things that would make him appear a coward to the world, but, in his heart, he was a VICTOR. When he pushed that button to nuke everybody, that was his way of telling Angelina that courage and manliness would win over treachery and cowardice and evil, even if it meant he had to destroy all he loved, including himself.

So he was a HERO, who exercised tremendous MORAL COURAGE to spare what could have been one of the worst disasters in all of history.

He needs to forgive himself for doing what he HAD TO DO. And remember that Romans 8:28 is true. Also, because he did this, Donald Trump did win the U.S.Presidency.

If he had not done this, most surely Hillary Clinton would have won, because Angelina would have posted video coverage of Donald’s rape everywhere and so degraded him that NO ONE WOULD VOTE FOR HIM AS PRESIDENT.

Another POSITIVE: I may be wrong about this. But I have this gut feeling that if we defeat Angelina Ballerina, that Jesus Christ may resurrect the people who died at the Donald Trump rally, because we will have Angelina caged and then it will be safe to bring them back.

Vladimir needs to accept that fact that he had no other option, in terms of morality.

Then he needs to MEMORIZE ROMANS 8:28 AND SAY IT OVER AND OVER TO HIMSELF. He does NOT believe it.

Vladimir, your faith in Jesus is very weak right now. If you believed in Jesus, you would stop punishing yourself for doing what you HAD TO DO, so that manliness would not be destroyed from planet earth. Your actions did not destroy manliness, they SAVED MANLINESS. Don’t believe Satan’s lie.

Jesus can make this all right.

You NEED TO TRUST HIM, VLADIMIR. YOUR FAITH IS VERY WEAK RIGHT NOW. Jesus KNEW that you would nuke the rally. This is ALL fitting right into Jesus Christ’s plans.

Right now, Donald Trump is STILL the U.S. President. He is the U.S. President from heaven and he’s smiling in heaven that he WON THE ELECTION. If Vladimir had not done this, I think Hillary would have won the election and we’d have a bitch ruling over the United States and Angelina Ballerina would have WON.

So, Vladimir, when you pushed that button and nuked the Midwestern United States, you spared the world from an Angelina Ballerina WORLD TAKEOVER. I would have lost all my men to her as her vile sex slaves and SLAVERY WOULD RULE THE WORLD AND NO MAN WOULD BE FREE TO BE A REAL MAN.

At least the top seven on my marriage list are still alive and there is hope we can get them back, and there is hope we can restore to them all the manliness they have lost to evil Angelina.

Stop drinking vodka, Vladimir. You were a HERO, who helped to preserve the last remnants of masculinity on earth. You showed the world that TRUE MANLINESS CANNOT BE CONQUERED AND THAT EVEN THROUGH DEATH, THE TRUE MEN WILL RISE AGAIN AND TRIUMPH.

DONALD TRUMP IS RULING AS U.S. PRESIDENT FROM HEAVEN, and because of YOUR ACTIONS, he is ruling as a red blooded, virile MASCULINE man and not as the wimp that Angelina strove to make him be. You saved MANLINESS when you launched that nuke. The heroic, manly and courageous men of the world will unite because of what you have done, so that all men will be free to be MEN, not sex slaves to tyranny and evil.

When masculinity wins the final battle and Angelina goes down, JESUS, THE MANLIEST OF THE MANLY, MIGHT BRING DONALD TRUMP BACK, as the MASCULINE HERO FROM HEAVEN, AFTER WE DEFEAT the COWARDLY AND VILE MONSTER ANGELINA BALLERINA who wants to destroy manliness and virtue from earth. Your actions show that true manliness and honor can never die.