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You say Flowers-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I﻿ say﻿ Iron﻿ Maiden
You say Jazz I say Shut The Fuck Up

You﻿ say hanah﻿ montana-i﻿ fucking punch you﻿ in the face

Wu Tang is still alive and still nothing to fuck wit’. Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game. Lyrcicism example: “What is the meaning of C.R.I.M.E?/ Is it Criminals Robbing Innocent Motherfuckers Everytime?”

Mother: “Well, Honey, its when two all beef patties love the same chicken sandwhich very much.”

Jonesy: (to drive thru person) hey i’ll get a mcgangbang
Me: are you a 6 year old girl? fuckin pussy be a man and order the mcgangfuck!
Jonesy: hey bitch give me a mcgangfuck
Order screen: Big MacTwo PattiesMcChickenMcChicken
Drive thru attendant: Is that all?

A Hillbilly, and a Redneck are not the same, Hillbillies, don’t date family members

kid-Where’s your dad?
joe-My daddy lives in texas.
kid-So he’s a hillbilly?
joe-no, he doesnt live in the mountains, he’s more of a redneck.

“Your bark was loud, but your bite was vicious, and those rhymes you were kickin’ ware quite bootylicious”

You would be a redneck if:

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

You’ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.

Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.

The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

You’ve ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You say Flowers-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I﻿ say﻿ Iron﻿ Maiden
You say Jazz I say Shut The Fuck Up

You﻿ say hanah﻿ montana-i﻿ fucking punch you﻿ in the face

Wu Tang is still alive and still nothing to fuck wit’. Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game. Lyrcicism example: “What is the meaning of C.R.I.M.E?/ Is it Criminals Robbing Innocent Motherfuckers Everytime?”

Mother: “Well, Honey, its when two all beef patties love the same chicken sandwhich very much.”

Jonesy: (to drive thru person) hey i’ll get a mcgangbang
Me: are you a 6 year old girl? fuckin pussy be a man and order the mcgangfuck!
Jonesy: hey bitch give me a mcgangfuck
Order screen: Big MacTwo PattiesMcChickenMcChicken
Drive thru attendant: Is that all?

A Hillbilly, and a Redneck are not the same, Hillbillies, don’t date family members

kid-Where’s your dad?
joe-My daddy lives in texas.
kid-So he’s a hillbilly?
joe-no, he doesnt live in the mountains, he’s more of a redneck.

“Your bark was loud, but your bite was vicious, and those rhymes you were kickin’ ware quite bootylicious”

You would be a redneck if:

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

You’ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.

Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.

The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

You’ve ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.