70+ The Office Pick Up Lines

Are you a fan of the TV series called “The Office”? Then I bet you will love our huge list of The Office pick up lines.

Although you may never use these in real life, you will certainly laugh a lot while reading this article. Just keep in mind that these lines are perfect ice breakers for verbal and electronic communication.

The Office Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Let us start our love affair like Michael Scott started a sentence and let it go where it wants.”

2. “I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.”

3. “Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?”

4. “Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.”

5. “I talk so much that I just learn to tune myself out, but I bet you might fall for all of my charms.”

6. “Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.”

7. “We should ask Powerpoint for help, but you are the beautiful presentation tool in this party.”

8. “The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to—oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.”

9. “Tell ya one thing, I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight.” – Meredith Palmer

10. “You might like to watch ‘The Office’ but I liked you much more than that American sitcom.”

11. “Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.”

12. “Men are also like wolves who must be cared, so this animal like me deserves loving from you.”

13. “We should celebrate this beautiful moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for the both of us.”

James Buzinko

"Carpe Diem"

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