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Wednesday, 27 April 2016

(vol 3) CHAPTER 08 – “The First Words Are The Hardest”

I’ve had a slow start to the year
writing wise. This is mostly due to my work life going through some tough
changes, and my son earning the nick-name ‘three-nager’. But things are getting
better.

I’m currently compiling my
answers to some damned fined questions courtesy of FlashDog Emperor, Mark A
King. I’m also getting stuck into a horror short that will hopefully sit proud
in a special project being devised by the other FlashDog Emperor, David Shakes.

On top of this, I have another
story that I’m working on, which is more of a B project. It’s in a notebook I
take to work, and it’s mostly for when my main project stumps me, or for when I
don’t have my laptop with me. More on that project soon.

CHRIS AND MIKE? CAN YOU HEAR ME.

Of course my main project, the
centre of my writing universe at the moment, is CHRIS AND MIKE vs THE WORLD. Frustratingly
my perfectionism is kicking in, and while I know I could have book one done and
out in just a couple of months, I want so very much to have it not only tie in
with books two and three (both sat at a nice stage), but I also want to make
sure the series as a whole fits together nicely; no holes or snaggy bits.

Because of this, writing their
adventures is running alongside planning their adventures. I want to stick
little bits here and there in all their stories that show up later and scream
‘did you see that coming? How cool was that?’.

So the project is slower than I’d
like, but it’s the speed it needs to be.

SNEAK PEEK

However, I feel like I’ve been
going on about it long enough that perhaps it’s time to show . . . something.
So, what follows is the first two chapters of book one. I hope you like them
and maybe it’ll give you a flavour of what I’m going for.

And if you want to leave any feedback, please do, either in the comments or on twitter (@BrianSCreek).

So without further ado, here is the
first reveal of a Chris and Mike story not confined to Flash Fiction. Here are
the opening chapters to . . . CHRIS AND MIKE vs THE RISING DEAD.

Enjoy.

CHAPTER ONE

It was one of those nights.

Dark clouds blocked out the stars. A
vicious chill raided the air. Evil deeds were being committed by evil persons,
totally in their element.

Not many folks visited St Barnes
Christian Church in the middle of the night. Maybe school kids on a dare, or
perhaps a homeless person looking for somewhere quieter to sleep than the usual
city centre doorways.

Cherub Pesci was neither.

Cherub was a henchman, and proud of
it. A snivelling wretch. A dirty, rotten man. A pathetic excuse for a human
being. His clothes were long past their sell-by-date, and he hadn't seen
anything resembling soap in more than a decade.

But he didn't care how he appeared to
the world. His loyalty to his master was the centre of his universe, and
everyone else could just roll over and die. His repulsive appearance allowed
him to be ignored, to be avoided, making things so much easier for him to get
things done. He stuck fast to the belief that one day he would be rewarded for
his devotion to the cause, that one day he would be selected by his master, and
made mighty. And when that day finally came, he would exact revenge on all
those who had constantly ridiculed him.

Until that time came, he would just
have to put up with carrying out random, menial tasks in the middle of the
night.

Now, Mrs Pesci's only son had never
been the fittest person in the world, and tonight's task was testing him. With
a shovel in one hand, and a bulging sack in the other, he made his way up the
gravel path towards the main doors of St Barnes Church. His breaths were short,
sharp, and sweat added an extra layer to his skin, like a shiny, moist force
field.

Upon reaching the steps, Cherub let
the sack drop to his left, the shovel drop to his right, and prioritised
getting his breathing back under control. Anyone passing would have thought
Cherub had just reached the summit of Everest. He pulled a handkerchief from
his trouser pocket, a piece of material so grubby it looked like it had spent
most of its existence at the bottom of a bin. Like dogs that looked so much
like their owners, the handkerchief could only belong to Cherub.

It was several minutes before his
lungs were less than stressed. Once he felt he could continue with his task, he
stuffed the personalised snot rag back into his pocket and then pulled out a
scrap of notebook paper from another. Cherub unfolded the paper to reveal a
hastily scribbled map. Using the glow of the lamp hanging above the church
doors, he checked over the diagram and counted from one point to another. He
then looked up at the graveyard before him. His face gathered into a quizzical
look as he realised things didn't match up. He panicked then, fearful of his master’s
response to failure. He couldn't go back and explain that something had gone
wrong, that-

The map was upside down.

Cherub inverted the notepad paper and
thanked the dark lords that he was given this task to carry out alone. It was
little moments like that that gave others the ammunition to ridicule him.

Content that he now knew where he was
headed to, Cherub pocketed the map, took a couple of deep breaths, and grabbed
the sack and the shovel once more. Resigning himself to another near death
experience within the next few minutes, he headed off away from the church and
across to the gravestones that stood to attention over to his right.

Things started to look a little
speckled as Cherub's body was once again put under the considerable strain of
carrying anything heavier than chocolate cake. He wished that the corpse his
master wanted had been an older one, someone buried nearer the church. He
zigged and zagged between the headstones as they got newer, less aged. He
thought about taking a break, but the night wouldn't last forever, and he had
to be out of sight with his new friend before sunrise.

So many dead lay beneath the grounds
of St Barnes, but Cherubs master was only interested in one.

Thirty rows back, and fifteen plots
to the left. The dedicated henchman once again dropped his baggage and fought
desperately to fill his lungs. Eventually he pulled out a tiny key chain torch,
something he'd found in a discarded Christmas cracker once, and shone its
pathetic blue light over the black marble headstone before him.

HERE LIES JACK REDIT - TAKEN TOO SOON

BORN JANUARY 17th 1972

DIED SEPTEMBER 11th 2009

Cherub spotted an engraving of an
angel mounted on the top right corner of the headstone and chuckled. He hung
the key chain torch from the angel's wings, picked up the shovel, and proceeded
to dig. Once more, years of laziness and dietary abuse made a physical chore
close to an endurance event. Yet, slowly but surely, a mound of dirt rose up
beside the grave plot and, inch by inch, Cherub closed in on the final resting
place of Jack Redit.

Just as Cherub's black, twisted heart
began to wonder just why it was being punished so much, the tip of the shovel
hit something solid. A couple of hollow thuds accompanied Cherub's wheezing breath
as he knocked on Jacks front door. Taking the opportunity to dial the physical
activities down a notch, Cherub scraped the dirt off of the coffin until the
smooth mahogany lid was fully revealed. He then used what was without doubt the
very last of his strength to prise the lid off. Feeling light headed, Cherub
had to lean against the side of the hole he'd somehow managed to dig, and
steady himself. What a way to spend the night, he thought. Face down dead on
top of another corpse after suffering a heart attack. Some would suggest that
it as a fitting end. Most people would probably just point and laugh.

Jack had been dead for five years,
and it showed. Decomposition had sunk it's claws into Jack's earthly remains
and rid him of most of his skin, and a lot of his flesh. His suit too had seen
better days. He looked bad enough to cause your dinner to repeat on you. And
yet, next to Cherub, he came out on top still. No doubt the smell would have
caused a normal person to pinch their nose, or even run for the hills. Again,
Cherub was used to bad smells, being the cause of some of the world’s most offensive
ones, and didn't flinch. Cherub looked down at Jack's remains, sighed, and then
proceeded with the final stage of his instructions.

The henchman reached up to the sack
he had dragged through the night, and pulled out an arm. An arm that had been
roughly, one would say aggressively, separated from its previous owner, at just
above the elbow.

Cherub was about to place it in the
coffin with Jack when a glint of gold caught his eyes. There was a nice looking
watch still attached to the previous owner’s wrist. Cherub held it close to his
ear and could still hear it keeping time; still tick, tick, ticking away. He
looked at his own watch, a battered and faded Thomas The Tank Engine watch with
a cracked screen. He decided it was time for an upgrade and quickly fiddled
with the gold watches clasp, relieving the arm of its decoration. He pocketed
the time piece.

With his bonus secured, Cherub
carried on with his task, placing the arm alongside Mr Jack Redit. But the arm
alone was not enough. Cherub returned his grubby hand to the sack and this time
pulled out a foot. It didn't take him long to empty the sack of its grizzly
collection of body parts. With the assorted remains placed neatly around the
body, Jack lay snug in his coffin, looking like a fragile doll who had been
tightly packed for transit.

Now there was only one more thing
left to do, but Cherub remembered his master stressing that it was the most
important. He reached into a pocket on the inside of his tatty jacket and
pulled out a small vial. Inside the vial was something that could only be
described as black smoke. Yet it wasn't, not really. It was something else,
something alive. Blacker than black. The blackest. And it behaved like it
wanted out of that small glass vial. It moved around gracefully, occasionally
poking and prodding, like a prisoner searching for that one weak spot to aid its
escape.

Using knees and thighs no longer fit
for purpose, Cherub crouched over the body of Jack Redit. With fat, dirty
fingers, he slowly unscrewed the lid. The contents began to whirl around
inside, full of excitement, of expectation. The open end of the vial was
tipped towards Jacks cold, mouldy lips. The smoke that wasn't smoke moved then,
slowly, cautiously. It crept towards the opening. Then, in a
blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, it bolted from the vial, prised open Jacks
mouth, and disappeared inside.

Satisfied with a job well done,
Cherub placed the vial away. He then defied gravity by slowly, and painfully,
pulling himself out of the grave. It took several attempts. Once out, he
clambered over to the plot next to Jack's, and proceeded to use the gravestone
of the late Gerald Alexander Thornby to rest against.

Cherub checked his new watch to
discover that it was still a little way off until sunrise. He pulled his
battered tin lunch box from the sack that had recently contained body parts,
and got stuck into his breakfast; egg sandwiches and chocolate cake. He
expelled only sounds of contentment while he stuffed his face, appearing like
someone who had not eaten in days.

With a mouth full of cake, Cherub
glanced over at Jacks open grave. He smiled at the sounds of someone else
eating a well-deserved meal.

"Eat up Jack," said Cherub.
"The boss has got plans for you."

CHAPTER TWO

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Reluctantly, Mike stood up and
reached to open the microwave door. Steam poured out like a ghastly prison
escapee, desperate to get as far away from its tiny cell as possible. Mike
waved the light cloud away, put on oven gloves, and reached in to retrieve his
dinner for the evening.

It was unhealthy, he knew that. And
previous experience told him that it would taste odd, and probably be as chewy
as hell. But damn it if he didn't love the convenience of it.

You see, Mike was lazy. He hadn't
always been, but things had just turned out that way. And recently he didn't
really do much at all.

He grabbed cutlery from the drawer
and sat back down at the kitchen table. The smell of the over processed ready
meal filled his nostrils. He looked across to the other side of the table.

"Work was okay," he said.
"Not much to get excited about, if I'm honest. My boss still has me
crunching those numbers. All I can see these days are rows and columns."
He picked up the fork and loaded it with something that resembled a potato.
Several blows of air were given to the nuked chunk before he risked putting it
in his mouth. It was hot. Really hot. He juggled it around on his tongue, not
letting it sit still for more than a second. He sucked in cool air and then
conceded, rushing to the sink and getting himself a glass of cold water. Once
he had the balls to swallow the hot potato he chased it with several gulps of
chilled H2O.

Mike sat back down and waved over his
dinner. "That Graham prick is still working in my department. I swear to
God I'm going to smack him one soon if he doesn't stop prattling on about
worthless crap all day long. Some of us are there to work. And you know what
really pisses me off?" He tested another potato, finding the temperature
more to his liking this time. "He still gets all his work done. How is
that possible? You could watch him all day and he never stops turning around
and chatting. Yet the little hand hits five, and he's up-to-date, grinning all
round, and out the fucking door."

The chicken tasted like a twenty-year old shoe.

"I know, I know, I need to get a
better job. But my boss has hinted at a promotion coming up. I've put in so
much time at the bank, it would be a shame to kiss it all goodbye and have to
start from scratch somewhere else. If nothing's happened by your next
birthday, then I promise, I'll spruce up my CV and put myself out there. But a
promotion? That's a game changer."

The vegetables tasted like . . . Well
they tasted like vegetables, he thought. Only ones that had been left outside
in the rain for a week. He really had to start cooking proper meals. He
couldn't go on eating crappy ready meals for the rest of his life. It was
expensive and unhealthy.

No, he needed to buy a cook book and
start taking better care of himself. His wife would agree.

He looked across the table to his
wife to see if she agreed.

But she wasn't there.

Michelle had died six months ago.

That was the last time he'd had a
proper cooked meal.

#

Mike placed his clean knife and fork
in the drawer and took a mug from the cupboard above it. He liked getting
everything ready the night before so that he could just move through the
morning uninterrupted; breakfast, shower, dress, and out the door. His routine
had been that for years. It was something Michelle said she'd found cute about
him.

He checked the fridge and found that
he was out of milk. Shopping was something else he hadn't really gotten into
since Michelle's passing. Years spent looking after half the house, and now his
colleague, his roommate, his love, wasn't around anymore. Now half the stuff
wasn't being done.

Mike was a creature of habit, a
master of routine. He knew stuff had to be done, the basic day to day stuff,
but he'd been running on auto pilot since Michelle's funeral and things kept
slipping his mind.

He looked at the clock hung above the
sink. The corner shop didn't close for another twenty minutes. Could he miss
coffee in the morning? Not bloody likely.

Mike sighed.

#

It was cold out and Mike started to
regret not bringing his coat. If the shop hadn't of been less than a five-minute
walk away, he would have headed back for layers. Of course, if the shop wasn't
as close as it was, Mike doubted he'd have left the house.

The streets were quiet due to the
hour. Cars could be heard elsewhere, several streets over, perhaps the motorway
in the distance.

Mike clenched his fists tight in his
pockets and tried not to think about the fog escaping his mouth with each
exhale.

In no time at all he was heading up aisle two of the corner shop, a direct path set towards the chillers at the
back. He reached for the green top but hesitated. Tomorrow was Friday, end of
the week. Perhaps he could treat himself. His hand drifted left, and he grabbed
two pints of blue top; full fat milk, the good stuff.

At the counter a small Asian man Mike
knew as Balloo greeted him with a good evening as he scanned the milks bar
code. Mike handed over the money and wished the shop assistant a good evening.
As always, that was the limit to their relationship.

A deep breath and Mike stepped back
out into the chilly November night. He was starting to picture his nice warm
bed, like a man lost in the desert dreaming of a glass of water, when he
remembered he needed some more deodorant. The corner shop sold that too, might
as well head back, he thought.

He turned and nearly bumped into a
man who must have been following close behind him.

"Sorry," said Mike, as he
stepped to the side. "My fault."

"Mrrgh," said the man.

Mike couldn't see the man's face too
well due to a hood covering it well. The man was hunched and, if Mike was being
brutally honest, smelled like shit.

The man had stopped and, despite not
having a visible face, seemed to be staring at Mike. This made Mike more than
uncomfortable. The man leaned forward and, if Mike wasn't mistaken, proceeded
to sniff, like a dog checking for food. Mike took a step back and weighed up
the need to smell good in the morning with the need to get away from a man who
did not smell good right now.

"Sorry," he said once more,
mostly out of habit born from a disciplined upbringing. He turned and walked
away. A quick glanced over his shoulder showed that the man was following, though
at a considerably slower, almost shambling pace.

Projecting a million different
outcomes to the next two minutes, most of which ended with police tape and a
photo of himself on the mornings news as a murder victim, Mike doubled, then
tripled his walking. Home suddenly seemed miles away, and a weirdo was very
close indeed.

In crossing the street, Mike had to
check for traffic (look left, look right, look left again). He noticed then
that the man was gone. His heartbeat, recently hammering away in his chest as
if it was matching a nightclub's beat, started to settle. Still, thought Mike, you
can't be too careful. And so his walking pace did not slow down.

Two minutes later Mike was on the
safer side of his front door. With the chain across. And the two bolts secured; top and bottom.

Mike placed the milk in the fridge
and headed up to bed. Teeth brushed, changed into pyjamas, and a quick glance
out of his bedroom window to make sure the man wasn't lurking. Then his head
was on the pillow and thoughts of danger slowly drifted from his tired mind.

And Christina the Cricket bat leant
silently by the bedroom door. Just in case.