1. everybody would be required to own a gun
2. anybody sitting in prison with more then one life sentence and on death row would be put to death with in one month of loosing a appeal
3. illegal aliens have no right so will be shot when discovered.
4. anybody in congress will make no more money then the president
5. term limits will be set for those in congress.
6. weed will become legal for all
7. well fair will have a 6 year limit and require drug testing and will only give money for up to 3 kids after which the mother is required to get fixed or loose all benefits

1 left shoes are now illegal.
2 nobody is allowed to touch me not even for hugs.
3 sundays are now video game days.
4 you are no longer allowed to be offended.
5 no communists.
6 q is now a number.
q the number q has replaced the letter 7 examples:

1. When I say something is a color, and I'm wrong, agree with me or else.
2. Socks are illegal, along with stupid looking haircuts.
3. Bacon is free for everyone. Except you. You know who you are...
4. When a child reaches the age of 3, you must leave him/her in the wild. If they return, you may keep them.
5. I have the right to make new laws as I see fit.
6. If you misbehave, you will be deported to China.
7. If you are already from China and you misbehave, you will be sent to Mexico.

you didn't get what I was saying... I meant that Congressional pay should be decided by the quality of their work (i.e. how well they compromise on issues and hold up the values of their district/state) but they should be paid less than they are now

1: Ownership of a Firearm is Mandatory. With the exceptions of public places in which it is specifically prohibited, in which case said firearm would be turned into a safety desk and retrieved upon leaving area.

2: Conditional Slavery is legal, however A: The slave must be willing and have signed a contract stating they are so, in blood. B: The slave must be treated fairly, as inspected every three months by a Government Employee. C: The only people Eligible to become Slaves are Tier 2 Law-breakers, or those specifically choosing the lifestyle.

3: Services may not be refused for reasons of racial, religious, or social differences. However may be refused if history provides a valid case and restraining orders on shops can be upheld via Shocky Collars if required.

4: Education is NOT Free after 4 years. However it will be reasonably priced and plenty of Government Sponsored Scholarships will be available. Let those who wish to learn be given the chance, and those without the drive suffer the consequences.

5: Christmas is Canceled. Even Jew Christmas. No, not really, we just couldn't think of a Number 5... Holidays are permitted, however only valid ones with reason for existing.

6: Farms will be Government Owned. Farmers will be payed on whether or not they meet a quota determined by an Official sent out to survey their fields and areas. If the crop that year suffers, funds may be given to said Farmers to aid them in getting through until needed, within reason.

7: Every full moon is meant to be celebrated with a night of merriment, followed by a day of rest. Exceptions may be given to this, however it is unlikely.

1. Anyone who likes Twilight or Justin Bieber will be deported to North Korea or any other place that hates the west and be used as a target for them to vent their frustration. Anyone who hits Stephanie Meyer will be our new best friend.

2. People will have to work for their benefits, by doing low level council work, such as painting fences, litter picking etc. If you don't? Bye bye benefits. Hello homeless shelter.

3. Education is free, however, abuse this system by not going or pissing about, and you'll have to pay.

4. Life sentence means a life sentence, none of this namby pamby 'you serve 14 years but you're out in 9 for being a good boy'.

5. Christmas is not offensive to other religions in Western countries and should be celebrated to it's full extent. No more stupid political correctness.

I would add: and no two conecutive lfe sentences. A life sentence is a life sentence. No need to have two life sentences if you already have one. What do they expect you to die and then reincarnate so you can come back and serve your other life term? And also, no no getting the death penalty and then waiting 4 years before they actually execute you.

1: all cast members of jersey shore the real houswives and any other overly dramatic mind numbing reality show will be stabbed shot and beaten
2: the cake shall quite being a lie
3: if you make more than a million dollars a year you do not get tax breaks of any kind
4: protesting at a soldiers funeral is stirictly prohibited violators will be shipped to the front lines with only a brightly colored vest with a bullseye on it
5: if you are elected to a congress or president the entirity of your assests including your pay will be invested into the national economy if it does well you do well if not your screwed
6: Deficit spending is prohibited
7: crimes against children will result in you being locked in a room with a very hairy man named bubba.......he will not be gentle you will then be beaten to death

2. Illegal Immigration is a felony offense and will be dealt with by sending those caught to a country on a separate continent. However, more programs will be put into place for legal immigration such as more work visas, migrant worker programs, and changing the naturalization process to allow more people to become citizen's that truly want to be.

3. With the exception of physical inabilities, all persons between the ages of 18 and 21 shall be enlisted in a branch of the military and shall serve on active duty for three years. No person can start their stint in the military while still in high school, but must start swiftly after the completion of high school. After three years, qualified persons will be offered the chance to advance into officer's ranks or continue with their lives as they see fit.

4. All schools, through high school and public universities, will be mandatory (not universities) and will be of no monetary expense to the student or their families. All children must complete a general education and graduate from high school. Private universities will still be free to operate.

5. Persons who work jobs such as teachers, firefighters, policemen, etc. will make higher wages but will have to go through rigorous selection processes, ongoing education, and regular evaluations. Public office holders will have a cut in their wages and their pay will be reflected upon the quality of the job they do as viewed by his/her constituents.

6. Monday mornings and Friday afternoons will be added to the weekend since we don't want to go to work or school then anyways.

7. Everyone has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness as long as your actions do not impede the rights of another person.

1. Welfare will have a limit, and you must endeavor to get back up on your feet and independent.
2. Prisoners serving multiple life sentences will be put to death 60 days after being convicted. Period.
3. No illegals. No exceptions.
4. All people will have concealed carry rights.
5. Anyone hating on the military will be put into it. i.e. the "thank God for dead soldiers" people, i can't stand those people.
6. If you are suspected of being a terrorist, we will not allow you on the plane, or the train, or the automobile, or anywhere else for that matter, you'll be going home with a military escort, and you'll be in your government issued underpants.
7. Bacon will be distributed to all!

#1 Term limits for senators and representatives. I'm tired of these old bastards being in office for 40 years because no one living in the 10th district of kansas can raise 20+ million to run against the incumbent.

#2 Cap all pro atheletes pay at 250k P/Yr the rest they can accumulate by sponsors.

#3 All deathrow inmates will be put to death no more than 1 year after sentencing and they shall have 1 appeal. Death will be by their choice, hanging or firing squad. The execution will take place with the use of volunteers from the national guard or county sheriff's dept.

#4 War will be must be declared anytime troops are mobilized. No more of the bullshit conflicts, so we don't have to use congress to declare war. But in the meantime we'll fuck over the troops by not giving them the proper amount of supplies.

#5 Welfare will be strictly enforced, drug testing, random screenings, maximum of 3 children, and for a period not to exceed 1 year. If you can't find a walmart or mcdonalds that will hire your broke ass then no one can help you.

#6 Families will pay for the care and upkeep of county jails and state prisons. Inmates will no longer be paid for working on national infrastructure. If the requisite money which will be determined based on cost of food at the time can not be paid the inmate will be given the minimum amount of hygiene goods and food to remain healthy. But must work off any accrued debt.