wierdest phrase i've ever heard myself was when i was phoning home and my sister answered saying: "Get of the phone, nobody home, leave me alone" and hung up, had me standing like and idiot for 10 minutes due to sudden brainfreeze.....

My mom always says: "I was born in a family of 7 in Cambodia. My family was so poor, I only got one dollar every year! And each time, I would save that dollar! Be lucky you even get money! "
My Dad would say: "Just ignore your mom. I think she didn't take her coffee today... "

mum: why dont you open the kitchen's windows when you get home..?
me: what...?.....but i did...=.=..
mum: oooh...ofcourse you did... :D

(next day at the same time...mum opens door and enters house)

mum: why is it so hot.. ITS COZ DIDN'T YOU OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW...:@
me: huh..?.....ITS OPEN..=.=...
mum: yeah...I'm just saying that coz you usually dont open them..:D
me: I opened it yesterday...=.='
mum: Yesterday doesn't count...:P

When I tell my lil brother to stop doing something he always says "Are you me? Are you me?"

My parents always talks about 'other ppl'. "Look at them. They're only 'this' {...} years old and they can do this" "Look at that girl. She gets full mark in all her tests." and then they say "Look at you. All you do is sit here on the computer and chat, read useless books and write junk." Gets to me sometimes. I'm my own person ppl. EVERYONE is different!!!!!!!

When I tell my lil brother to stop doing something he always says "Are you me? Are you me?"

My parents always talks about 'other ppl'. "Look at them. They're only 'this' {...} years old and they can do this" "Look at that girl. She gets full mark in all her tests." and then they say "Look at you. All you do is sit here on the computer and chat, read useless books and write junk." Gets to me sometimes. I'm my own person ppl. EVERYONE is different!!!!!!!

I get woken up by my brother in the middle of the night and he constantly starts to whisper "Michael, I can make you see again", "I can make you see again Michael". He then turns the light on and proceeds to continue with those words.

I wasn't scared or shocked at all, I just had a 'WTF' face the whole time. It was rather annoying he kept on saying it over and over again, so I said "Leon! Shut up and just go to sleep for goodness sake! It must have been a bloody dream". We both fell soundlessly asleep.

The next few days I started to ponder on what the heck had happened that night, so I confronted him. He was having one of his weird sleep paralysis phases. He told me that he woke up to see a girl wearing a simple white dress with her hair, simple and long. Apparently she had tapped him on his arm and said "I can make you see again" and then walked over to me and tapped me and said the same. She then stood back against the wall and disappeared.

That was why he whispered to me "I can make you see again" because he thought that I had experienced what he had. I don't really know whether that there was a girl and what he said was real. If it did actually happen then i'm quite freaked out. But, nah. It's too far fetched to have actually happened. We laugh about it a lot though, it was so weird.

One phrase me and my friends say is "hooyeah i poop from there!" because a couple of years back we had this party and one of our friends did the sexy time with some chick and we could hear them since the walls where paper thin and we hear the girl say "hoooyeah i poop from there!" and we always say that and we scream it too if we are really drunk just to tease our friend