After an emotionally troubling but nonetheless informative and highly successful year spent in deep cover, the intelligence gathering super operatives of the UN peacekeepers returned to base, to implement the creation of a SUPERWEAPON with which to drunkenly smite the fascist layabouts of Kamp Apokiliptika....

The UN Ultra RAbbit will send all you puny KA types running for cover, before kicking over your skytower and feasting on the weeping humans within....

Why Kernul, thats merely a re-presented stock film image that is slapstick at best, downright puerile at worst....

Citizens! Take note! APokiliptika is but a photoshopped fantasy of the duck and cover generation.... Have no fear, the United Nations is here!!!

Spreading nothing but multilateral goodwill and crates of freeze dried goodies to various deserts for decades now, the UN says:

"A Kernul, by any other name, will lash your feet regardless. Avoid the confusing psyops of Apokiliptika and bring your women to Geneva, where we can all do civilised, yet decadent, european things to each other."

On this the day of our glorious blessed Motha-a-Doomâ€™s birth I wish you all a quick and relatively pain free end ! Hoist a glass in honor of this auspicious occasion , All HailBBSue! may her may her joyous laugh and seldom given mercy be bestowed on you .

Rumour has it that the Kernul Killbuck was, on this day some unknown number of years ago, preparing to be hatched. And therewith christened "king of the normans". Little did the amorous couple(purported to be his parents) on "Spring Break" know what the results of their actions have on the state of the world.

On Christmas Eve, some number of years ago, a stirring was felt, soon to be a gift of doom presented to the astonished parents. Complete with Deusche tanker goggles und Offizer Cap.

As this person matured into the maniacal master of Doom and Destruction, weaned from "threatened" nuclear holocast; he has become Kernul Killbuck, another year older, and even more apokiliptic, with his own nuclear agenda of creating villages of doom and cities of burning men.