P.O.V. stands for point of view. P.O.V. stands for penis (I have one) or vagina (Hillary Crosley of Jezebel, to pick a not at all random example, has one of those). P.O.V. stands for pork or veal, but this column is not about food or getting mad about animals confined to living short lives in boxes. It's about music.

For each entry of this recurring column, Hillary and I will pick a current pop-music topic and debate it in the comments below. First up is Robin Thicke and his album-long scheme to get his wife Paula Patton back, Paula.