I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.

Yes! Puppies much better. Cats are evil and selfish and I'm pretty sure mom's cat wished me dead. I could see it in her eyes... Watching... Waiting... When will she strike? All I'll ever see is ze glowing eyes in ze dark...

I always sleep with my door locked and my bed pushed into a corner of ze room so I can roll up in ze corner and then cats, zombies and raptors can't ambush me from behind.

Bread is the paper of the food industry.You write your sandwich on it.

Yes! Puppies much better. Cats are evil and selfish and I'm pretty sure mom's cat wished me dead. I could see it in her eyes... Watching... Waiting... When will she strike? All I'll ever see is ze glowing eyes in ze dark...

Nonsense! Cats are the cutest darned things! Just look at this thing. Selfish yes, everybody knows cats are selfish jerks, but evil? Nooooo!