Ty, for shame. May everyone have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day surrounded by friends and family. If nothing else, we can all gather here int he Forum to celebrate with bholley, OUTIGER, tdogg, and the rest.

Jack Handey: "If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars!'"