If you're thinking, "That sounds like a call to spice up my Valentine's Day bedroom antics with a TROJAN® Vibrating Mini™," you're exactly right. Offering 50 minutes of buzzy titillation, the Mini's the ultimate enhancement to what's presumably an already magical sex life; unlike, say, hiring a strapping fireman named Vic Tenuta to pleasure your lady friend, it's not a threat to your manhood, only a threat to your reputation as an old curmudgeon who refuses to acknowledge any device not started up with a hand crank.