Morgan Griffith’s Wedding Makes Me Want To Sleep With The Lights On

When the headline is Griffith ‘really not that weird’ … it’s probably not all that positive a story from a political point of view:

[Del. Morgan] Griffith [R-Salem] also has an odd fondness for dressing up like one of his heroes, Revolutionary War Gen. Andrew Lewis.

That’s a little strange, but there’s something about him I’ve always found even stranger:

Griffith was married five years ago in Salem’s East Hill Cemetery, next to the dead general’s grave.

Yes, this is House Majority Leader Morgan Griffith, who wants to be the next Congressman from Virginia’s 9th district. Hold your children close, put on your garlic necklace, sprinkle holy water on your laptop, and read the whole thing at the Roanoke Times.