Britain’s Queen Elizabeth has shepherded her kingdom and realms throughout the waining twilight of empire to the dawn of the 21st century. She has been Queen for sixty years and we take a moment to acknowledge that reign and to what will surely be known as the modern Elizabethan Era.

Your sappy, rambling, delightful rom-com of a song about soy lattés and tae-bo just doesn’t sit well in the age of Tea Parties and Wall Street occupations and dead Steve Jobs and Chicken McBites, whatever the hell those are.