Someone Complained About the Smell of Bacon Coming from a Bacon Restaurant

There is a place in San Francisco called Bacon Bacon. It serves food with bacon, which, presumably, smells like bacon, or, put another way, delicious. And someone allegedly complained about the glorious bacon aroma that wafts from Bacon Bacon's kitchen as if angels were sprinkling love dust over the masses. We repeat: Someone complained about the smell of bacon.