A Scrapbook of Dumb Shit

While You Were Out

I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story and I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: CANNONBALL!

The Kentucky Derby was held on Saturday, with 50-1 longshot Mine That Bird winning and making people a lot of money.

The Chicago Bulls and Boston Celtics concluded their epic first round battle, with Boston taking Game 7 at home. They will face the Orlando Magic in round 2. The Atlanta Hawks finished off the Miami Heat on Sunday, also a Game 7, and will face the Cleveland Cavaliers in round 2.