I mean, if your workspace is too small to fit something else magnificent to impress your clients and investors with your prowess, this is equally amazing to show off your disposable income SKILLZ

Bling Mah Teeth-Rex

“But, Capitalism!” I hear you say, through the microphone as you sit at your desk avoiding work for a few sweet moments between calls, awaiting the dark everlasting embrace of your own Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event, “I like other colors besides Black heads and Gold Teeth!” you continue, hoping in your heart that your statement didn’t come off as racist [it did].