1. Never exercise: Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent worrying2. Eat anything: A balanced diet means nothing. 3. Take plenty of stimulants: The old standards of caffeine, nicotine, sugar and cola or Mountain Dew and lost o ...read more

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.' With that he proceeded to get a mea ...read more

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along a ...read more