Sure, you could pay thousands of dollars for an expert rhinoplasty job that'll leave bruises under your eyes and tape over your schnozz. Or! You could embrace the power of the Beauty Lift High Nose, the silliest face vibrator in town.

The Beauty Lift High Nose, from Japanese company Omni, purports to raise your nose by sending vibrations through your nasal bone. Just three minutes a day, Omni insists, and your nostrils will be flaring at unprecedented altitudes. $144 at Japan Trend Shop, or I guess you could just make a habit of nodding very, very fast. [CrunchGear]