Depeche Mode may by huge around the world, but clearly not in Uruguay. The Kop’s adaptation of their 1980s’ hit ‘I Just Can’t Get Enough’ in tribute to Luis Suarez has left Liverpool’s new hero baffled.

“The only part I can recognise is my name,” said a puzzled Suarez.

For those of you wanting to join in at home, the Kop’s new ditty goes like this: “His name is Suarez, he wears the famous Red, I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough..”

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Let’s hope Steve Bruce has cooled down after Darren Bent’s controversial transfer window move to Aston Villa, or future family get-togethers are going to be very awkward.

Not only was the Sunderland manager’s daughter Amy at Wembley cheering Bent on last week - making it one Bruce who made it to an international after her dad’s ridiculous lack of England recognition - but she has now moved in with Bent at his Birmingham city centre apartment near St Paul’s Square.

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