Another groupie said she was left wanting by her one-night stand with basketball star Iverson. "He had the littlest, ashiest [bleep] I've ever seen," she said. "It wasn't even worth taking my clothes off for."

What a bunch of self-absorbed douches. If it weren't for handguns and drugs, they'd have no CLUE what the metric system was. It always turns my stomach knowing that we celebrate this kind of worthless tripe when real talent goes unnoticed. I wish they'd all just shoot each other and be done with it. (was that too harsh?)

The hip-hop trollop described Jay-Z as "boring" in the bedroom, even though his manhood was "the biggest you will ever see in your life. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. It could block out the sun."

She claimed that during their affair, Jay-Z lavished her with "two fur coats, diamond earrings and cash all the time," adding, "sometimes he'd give me money and I hadn't even done anything!"

What a bunch of self-absorbed douches. If it weren't for handguns and drugs, they'd have no CLUE what the metric system was. It always turns my stomach knowing that we celebrate this kind of worthless tripe when real talent goes unnoticed. I wish they'd all just shoot each other and be done with it. (was that too harsh?)

Are you kidding me? 150,000 people are dead. WHOLE CULTURES wiped off the planet. Everyone's map of the world is OBSOLETE now because there are islands still underwater... And I gotta worry about Jay and Meth????? F&%K JAY-Z!!!! beleive me, he's not on the Net worrying about you right now...