Everything weird seems to go down in Florida. The latest example is a man from St. Petersburg, who called 911 a bunch of times, asking for a delivery of a sugary beverage, food, and greenery.

Jarvis Sutton was arrested Sunday (April 28) for dialing the emergency number 80 times (in one day) asking that drugs, Kool-Aid and a burger be “delivered to him.”

Rather than following his orders, cops decided to make another kind of delivery, and transported him to jail. Once in custody he confessed to making the calls. “The defendant admitted to calling 911 because he wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him,'” read the affidavit.

The 34-year-old was taken to Pinellas County Jail, and on the way to custody, he added another random twist to his story. Suffering from a serious case of the munchies, Sutton started chewing on the foam connected to the metal casing in the back of the squad car.