Get Out! events, shows, things to do

Beauty and femininity are ageless and can't be contrived, and glamour, although the manufacturers won't like this, cannot be manufactured. Not real glamour; it's based on femininity. - Marilyn Monroe

Vaudeville vixens come to Charlottesville

Nuit de Fantaisie is The Jefferson's first classic burlesque and vaudeville showcase, presented by Richmond's number one voted burlesque performer, Deanna Danger. Audiences will travel back in time to the stage days of voluptuous vixens decked out head-to-toe in luxurious costumes and clean-cut gents who will charm the socks off you with their larger-than-life performances. There's going to be a variety of music, dancing, comedy, and acting on this glamorous evening that benefits the Moulin Rouge music hall in Paris.

Danger, surely her stage name, describes burlesque as the art of striptease. "It is risque, it is adult-oriented, but it isn't just about 'the goods' as is the case with contemporary strip clubs. It's an art form...that builds anticipation to the big reveal but never gives it all away." An Orlando native and aka "The Warrior of Burlesque," Danger is a skilled performance artist based out of Richmond, who incorporates props such as swords, knives and aerial stunts in her acts. She is the headmistress of Virginia's leading burlesque school, Boom Boom Basics Burlesque & Performing Arts Studio, and producer of the largely popular Byrlesque at The Byrd held at Richmond's historic Byrd Theatre.The night is hosted by Richmond's best drag performer for three years running, Magnolia Jackson Pickett Burnside. This is a unique opportunity for attendees to don their best vintage or cocktail attire, and enjoy vendors and raffle prizes. So, grab a ticket and come see an evening of sizzling neo-vintage American entertainment.

August 23, Jefferson Theater, 8pm, $8-$15

Wouldn't It Be Nice?

The Beach Boys are more than just a hit pop band that has been performing for more than 50 years, or that has sold 100 million records worldwide. They are a time and a place. Their music reflects an entire culture, both past and present, that represents youth eternal. Luckily for their fans, The Beach Boys are continuing to create and perform their signature style of rock that generations have come to enjoy.

The group's original lineup was made up of brothers Brian, Dennis, and Carl Wilson, their cousin Mike Love and their friend Al Jardine. In 1965, Bruce Johnston took over for Glenn Campbell, who filled in for Brian Wilson on tour. Today, The Beach Boys are led by Mike Love and Bruce Johnston, who along with Christian Love, Randell Kirsch, Tim Bonhomme, John Cowsill and Scott Totten, continue the legacy of "America's Band." The tour that's coming through Charlottesville will not feature original members Brian Wilson or Al Jardine.

For fans who didn't know, Mike Love isn't just the band's frontman, but also is an esteemed songwriter with hits like, "Surfin'," "Fun, Fun, Fun," "I Get Around," "Help Me Rhonda," "California Girls," and the Grammy-nominated "Good Vibrations" under his belt. Opening for the iconic band is Point Judith, a retro '60s-inspired vocal super-group with California influenced "folk-a-billy."August 28, nTelos Wireless Pavilion, 7pm, $35-$75

Brewed, Virginia style

The Virginia Craft Brewer's Fest is back in Nelson County with a hefty serving of music, food and of course, beer. There's going to be 30 Virginia craft brewers sampling some of their award-winning creations and pouring some sneak peaks into what's on tap during the fall.The Virginia Craft Brewers Cup will be awarded at the fest by certified beer judges who will crown the best of Virginia craft beers. Only one can win The Virginia Craft Brewers Cup, but awards will also be given in several other categories.

The music lineup will showcase some of the finest bands in Virginia, including Bryan Elijah Smith, The Dericks, Horsehead, Scott Miller, and Sons of Bill. But, let's get to the important part: the beer. Participating breweries are coming from all over Virginia. There are more familiar local breweries like Wild Wolf, Champion, Devils Backbone and Starr Hill, with many lesser-known brewing companies like Corcoran Brewing Co. from Loudon County and Extra Billy’s Brewery from Midlothian.Tasting Packages are available at the gate and attendees may purchase tasting glasses, 4oz. tasting tickets, or full pour tickets at the event. VIP Tickets are already sold out.August 24, Devils Backbone Brewing Company, 2pm, $10-$35

Summer Sounds

There are only three days left in the Staunton Music Festival's Summer Sounds series, which means there are three more days of unmatched entertainment for fans of classical music.

If you're reading this early on Thursday morning, there's still time to see Enoch Arden, a melodrama for reciter and piano by Richard Strauss with performances by Gabriel Dobner and Kevin McMillan. Enoch Arden is playing at Central United Methodist Church in Staunton at Noon. Thursday night is Melo-Drama at the Trinity Episcopal Church. Pieces include Mozart's Quintet K. 452, Caplet's Conte Fantastique (The Masque of the Red Death), Crumb's Ancient Voices of Children, and Boccherini's Night Music of the Streets of Madrid. There will also be a free Pre-Concert Talk at 6:30pm.

At Saint Francis Catholic Church on Friday afternoon, there will be a free concert of What the Wind Told Me, which showcases work by Yannelli, Wadsworth, Takemitsu, and Vivaldi. And Friday evening is Baroque Inside/Out featuring a free Pre-Concert Talk and Madrigals during intermission.

The last day of Summer Sounds begins at noon with the Piano Extravaganza, an audience favorite for many years that mixes music with humorous visual choreography. The festival ends with Handel and Purcell at the Blackfriars Playhouse, a program of orchestral, choral, vocal, and chamber music by the two admired masters.August 22-24, various locations in Staunton, 12pm and 7:30pm, $0-$26

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Stuff to do with kids.

Tristen Fest

Tristen Fest is a music and family event held in memory of Tristen (Porky) Lee Roach, who passed away in 2010 from a trampoline accident. His family came up with the idea of doing a music festival and donating all the proceeds to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in his name. The festival will have several bands, food, drinks, activities for the kids, and many items up for auction or raffle. Be sure to bring a lawn chair and enjoy the last bit of summer before it’s gone!Thursday-Saturday, August 22-24 at Small Country Campground, Louisa. 434-566-1762. $0-$10

Sundaes At The Waterpark Sundae, sundae, sundae. It’s going to be a complete summer Sunday afternoon full of swimming, followed by a make-your-own sundae bar. The water park will be open from 10am-8pm and the slides open at 11am, weather permitting. Sundaes will be available between 4-5pm.Sunday, August 25 at 4pm at ACAC WaterPark. 434-978-7529. $5-$15

The GooniesThe action-adventure tale of The Goonies is an absolute classic. Co-written by Steven Spielberg and starring Sean Astin and Josh Brolin, this movie is full of unforgettable one-liners and loveable characters, including some not-so-loveable characters. Join Mikey, his brother Brandon, and their friends on a wild hunt for "One-Eyed" Willy’s hidden treasure in this 1985 hit.Sunday, August 25 at 2pm at The Paramount Theater. 434-979-1333. $4-$6

August 27Stelling String Band at Fellini's #9Nikki Talley at Blue Moon Diner

August 28Jacob and Jen Tal at Wild WolfDanny Barrale at Fellini's #9The Beach Boys, Point Judith at nTelos Wireless Pavilion. $35-$75Steve Earle and The Dukes, The Mastersons at The Jefferson. $33-$45Jim Waive at Blue Moon DinerBuddy Thomas at Heritage on MainFrom Here on Blue, Larissa and the Lusionistics at Rapture/R2