Location: Told a story about a man who was too afraid to fly so he never did land

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granted. They are locked at the bottem of the ocean WITH the brownies.
I wish I had a working scuba suit and a key to get my brownies.

__________________Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

Granted. (I just had a great corruption but it was a spoiler for season 3. -_-) It crushes everything in your room and has been enlarged, so that when you open the door you are presented with just blank wood and you can't get in. Then it disapparates...

I wish that was a better corruption. I haven't done this in a while. xD

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"In the beginning, the universe was created.

This made a lot of people upset and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

Location: en route to Mordor, punching my father, Voldemort, in the nose for not liking my Father's Day gift

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Granted. LST's dreams are crushed and he dies. In an explosive way, somehow killing you and Perry and the Doctor. But not Rose/the companions. They team together and egg your house and stomp on your grave and stuff.

I wish someone awesome and magical was throwing rocks at my window(to get my attention).