There's a moment in the movie Resident Evil: Apocalypse in which Mike Epps' character "L.J." is driving along in the thoroughly zombified Raccoon City. Two topless stripper zombies appear, and L.J. promptly proceeds to drive into the back of a parked vehicle (wrecking his own vehicle in the process and thereby leaving him on foot in a city infested with hungry zombies). I've always been a bit bemused by that scene; is it really that close a link, visible breasts = instant stupidity? Pirate always says "yes", but I thought perhaps he wasn't giving his fellow males enough credit.

Ooh..... Boobies! Monkey like boobies, yes he does, yes he does! All shapes and sizes, as long as they're not-plastic.

I always knew it! Most 4-legged mammals don't have exterior boobies, only the bi-pedal ones who stand upright. They're not a plumbing necessity, they're just there to be gorgeous and adored and worhipped and... Mmmmmm, boobies! :D