Wow, Slavs are human beings, you friggin racist.
Also while I'm here have this stock video of a baby pronghorn.
http://www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-11776754-stock-footage-a-newborn-pronghorn-calf-learning-to-walk.html?src=search/L2Yajcfaq8TcMaBvf2OBsQ:1:10/gg

Everyone knows that hug quality increases exponentially the longer you spend in the afterlife. Considering that the afterlife is technically infinite, it's kind of stupid that some people haven't been murdered yet.