According to The Simpsons, Lisa hasn’t just inherited the post of president from the famed entrepreneur; she’s also taking over the massive debt he incurred. The United States of America is broke because Trump invested in our children. “Big mistake,” says a middle-aged Milhouse. Another explains, “The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super criminals.” Milhouse adds, “And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.”

Trump also apparently borrowed money from every other country in the world. We’ll never know what else Trump did wrong as president in this fictional future because Bart storms in, followed by a couple of angry Secret Service men.

If he does win the presidency, let’s hope that Trump doesn’t make the same mistakes as his cartoon alter-ego. After all, I want to see Lisa’s bookmobile dream come to life.