Just because I changed to the Toriespeople tell me I don't knowwhich side my bread is butteredwhen in actual factand no word of a liethe smiling Mr Johnsonbuttered both sides.

He covered one side in our beloved Brexitso we won't be bothered by the Frenchand the Germans and all them eastern Europeans.Then on the other he spread a better NHSand tax cuts and more or less more police.

And if he put a little bit of ground glass in the butterthat's a small price to payand besides I'll get treated for freein one of the forty new hospitals.