To get the butthurt ELF's petition negated

I am starting this position because as a true kpop fan. I know how hard it is to get laid without being judged. Please sign this to prove my point that not all ELF are retarded and we actually love IU. Even though some people think they are a weird couple, we will wait patiently for confirmation and if it is true, we will be happy and leave them alone.
Feel free to contact me via twitter (@bisexualrain) or tumblr (kris-p-baekhyun.tumblr.com)
Signed,
Kai