Clothes Make the (Lawnmower) Man

When folks observe your humble blogger pushing the new Troy-Bilt bad boy over the lawn of the palatial parental estate, they are no doubt tempted to ask, “Jeremy, how do you mow so well? Such speed, such precision, how do you do it?” If they ever suppress their awe long enough to pose the question, I shall wipe the sweat from my brow, point to my chest, and answer them, “It’s the shirt.”