Mitt's top 10: Where's my birth certificate?

A tieless Mitt Romney appeared on David Letterman on Tuesday night to drop names like Oprah, Kim Kardashian and Pillow Pets, delivering a “Top 10” list aimed at showing voters he’ll be a better, more relaxed and relatable Mitt this time around.

10. Mitt is short for Mitt-thew.
9. I can’t begin my day until I’ve read the Washington Post and Kim Kardashian’s Tweets.
8. I’m the guy in the photo that comes with your picture frame.
7. I spent 6 months in a Mexican prison for selling black market Pillow Pets.
6. Do I smell as good as I look? No!
5. In high school, I was voted “Mittiest.”
4. I got into politics for the piles and piles of paperwork.
3. Look for my best selling biography “They Call Me Baba Romney.”
2. I have absolutely no idea where my birth certificate is.
1. Oprah is my half-sister.

Romney, making his second appearance on Letterman, is all but certain to run for president in 2012—and his Tuesday TV blitz to promote the paperback version of his bestselling book “No Apology” did nothing to discourage that notion.

He hit a morning show, did a little daytime talk, sat down with Piers Morgan and then checked in with Letterman—and Wednesday he’s on the conservative talk radio circuit.

It’s all part of the fight to win Republican nomination he couldn’t secure in 2008—and take on the president he acknowledged he couldn’t have beaten.

Let's stop farting around in 2012 and "hire" the guy who can move our country forward and a guy who our businesses, where ALL our wealth comes from, feels isn't hostile like our current Administration.

Everyone remembers......"we will keep our boots on the throat of BP........"

Yeah, Romney might have lost to Obama in 2008. Obama was saying all the right things in 2008,

But that was then. This is now. Now we know the following things about Obama:

* He is NOT the post partisan president. He is the most partisan president of modern times. He has divided the country more than it has ever been divided in modern times.

* He is NOT the post racial president. He appointed a judge to the Supreme Court who feels that racial discrimination is just fine as long as it's only directed against white people.

* He does NOT have a steel spine lilke Biden said. It's more like a wet linguini spine.

* He does NOT like America. He spent his first six months going around the world genuflecting in front of dictators and complaining that we weren't more like them.

* He is totally ignorant of what the economy is all about. His inane policies have run unemployment up to 10% and kept it there. He has added trillions of dollars to the deficit and every year he sets a new record for the highest budget over-run in history.

* He has NO foreign policy other than complaining about America.

* He is a committed socialist who wants to overturn the constitution. The 20% of the public who find themselves more in tune with Karl Marx than Thomas Jefferson may think that's a great idea, but the rest of us have seen what happens to countries that go socialist and we don't want it to happen here.

Now that the truth is out about this guy, he's going to have a much harder time selling his soap than he did last time. It's going to be sort of like trying to convince all the folks in the liberal northeast that all this snow and cold is due to global warming.

Despite what the media says, Romney is clearly the front-runner for the GOP. I am looking forward to having a president who leads the country in business and foreign policy, applying high morals to boot.

Ah, poor tightee-rightees. Hard pressed to find an intelligent candidate with a consistent record worth campaigning on. Finding even a moderate candidate is tough. No previous Republican president would meet the current GOP litmus--reduce the of government, cut spending, fiscal responsibility, reduce massive military spending. In fact, the bulk of the National Debt is due to Reagan, GHW Bush and G W. Bush. The current, narrow-minded and selfish GOP (Greed On Parade) folks have little to offer as at best they represent on a good day 25 percent of the electorate. They have historically NEVER represented the working class and all indications show they are the same sad souls as ever.

Romney has flip-flopped on so many issues, that it's hard to know what he believes about anything. He's the total politician who will say or do anything to get elected. Also, I'm not sure that he's rabid enough to satisfy the wing nuts; he will also need to express more hatred for women, gays, African Americans, and Hispanics in order to satisfy the teabaggers.

"In fact, the bulk of the National Debt is due to Reagan, GHW Bush and G W. Bush."

May we see some numbers that back up this preposterous assumption? Obama spent more in the last two years than Bush did in eight.

"The current, narrow-minded and selfish GOP (Greed On Parade) folks have little to offer as at best they represent on a good day 25 percent of the electorate. They have historically NEVER represented the working class and all indications show they are the same sad souls as ever."

Who is this "working class" you speak of? The unionized government employess, welfare recipients, illegal aliens and the political elite? If that's your definition, then I gues you're correct.

Greed knows no political boundaries. John Kerry moved his yacht to avoid paying taxes on it in his home state of MA.

"This is because the Dems love him and the Repubs hate him like they hate everything and everyone who loves America."

Whoa! Obamacare passed both houses of congress without a single Republican vote. The most sweeping piece of legislation in our lifetimes was enacted by one party. You can't even say that about the New Deal or Social Security. To quote Nancy Pelosi, the architect of Obamacare, in 2009: "We won." Now *that's* bipartisanship.

Problem I have with Mitt is he seems like he's trying to hard to convince you of something and all i hear so far is negative instead of an inling of a plan. Otherwise I like the guy and he might have been a good president except for the company he keeps-the repiglikkkan party!