Everything Colbert just said in this video were thoughts that came to my head when I Googled the “Vessyl”. Why would I pay $200 for a cup? Why have I suddenly become so illiterate that I can’t read the nutritional facts that are literally on EVERY PRODUCT and now need a cup to tell me the calories of whatever I’m drinking?
Why did it take so goddamn long to “invent” something that sits upright on tables and holds liquids…aka a cup. The world may never know.

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Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.