Well, she’s just the bestest, greatest, most facemelting of mages around! Surely you’ve heard of Ciniza?!

Are you sure about this? How do I find her? Any advice in meeting her?

Yes! You must bring a gift! She is the Heroic Slayer of Dragons, Queen of the Raid, bearer of the great Inscribed Serpent Staff!

/gulp

Ok. But, what would be appropriate?

I happen to have a friend, who knows someone that was a the roommate of her close friend’s second cousin three times removed. She said, that Matoaka said, that she was looking for Otters. Not just any otter, but a Rare Sifang Otter!

You know, the kind that don’t have the characteristic gap in their gnash-gnash-gnashy teeth.

Oh! I think I have one of those… Let me check.

He rummages around in the back room. There is much squeaking, squawking, growling, and other random noises.

Ok, here it is! Turns out I have three of them; and they each are one of the Rare Sifang Otters with the absence of the characteristic gap in their gnash-gnash-gnashy teeth!

His friend /nods in appreciation.

That will do nicely. I suggest you send it to her first. That way she won’t be tempted to blast you into little Night Elf Bits when you first approach her to make her acquaintance.

/nod

Will do. That is a good idea.

As his friend leaves, Zwingli begins to look around for an adequate shipping container. He knew the head of the shipping company as well as the flight master, so he knew the Otter would be taken care of.

There it is!

It was just right. Holes in it for breathing, magicked so the Otter wouldn’t feel any discomfort if the griffon ride was a little bumpy.