This blog has been created in honour of the art of absolute cuntery. That gift that some of us have for quashing those that cross us with an act of sheer cuntiness
I my self am of course a master of cuntery at the very highest level. send your own tales to me but only the very best will be included email your stories of cuntishness to immakoont@yahoo.com

Thursday, 12 February 2009

This is just wicked I dare not name the Cunts who sent this in and they have asked me not to.

we live near a pair of nasty bastads all they do is make trouble and cant leave anybody in peaceThe woman is a councillor on the local authority and the husband is a manager in a bank' All it ever is is bother they will check the tax on the car and report if its a day late. If the kids play out they are shouting at them and telling them off. They do this to everyone in the road where we live, how she got on the council I will never know. she knocked my door one day to complain my grass needed cutting . I had letters from the council saying my dogs were a noise nusiance and someone had complained it was all this sort of thing and too many things to listOne day I was out working on my car when the recycling lorry came and they dropped some of the paper on the road I helped the guy pick it up and I saw it was junk mail for those pair I was thinking well heres me now picking up their bloody rubbish.I told my wife when she came home and later on that day she come up with a plan. We would go in her paper recycling bin over a few weeks and see if there were envelopes in there with their name on and keep them in our shed. So we started this the street is quiet after 9 in the morning either me ot the wife would have a quick lookevery week there was something and even better there were daily newspapers and the paper shop had written their address on them in pen so the boy knew where to deliver it.After a bit of time we had about 12 letters and a good few newspapers we put them in a bin bag with a few other things like an empty cereal box and just general rubbish. I got a pair of my wifes knickers she is about the same size as the dragon and I wiped my arse on them to look like skid marks.This woman works a the Drs surgery as a secretary and to get to work she passes a local beauty spot. The council have been complaining in the local paper about rubbish being dumped there.One morning we watched her set off for work after a bit we phoned the council I said I was shocked to see a woman stop and throw a black bin bag from her car down into the bushes. I said I was walking my dog and I took the car number. They never asked my name and if they did I would have given them a false onNot long after it was in the paper that the woman was fined for fly tipping, they made quite a thing of it with her being a local councilorThis woman went to court and said she was innocent but the court would not have it because there was so much with her address in that bag of rubbish and the papers clinched because they have the date on them and the dates spanned several weeksShe don't have so much to say for herself these days as this pulled her down a peg or 2and I wonder did they list what was in that bag, knickers an all

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This submission came from Shelagh H a truely revolting act of cuntinessI made Lamb stew for may family this week, however I stuck to more traditional ingedientsdon't read this filthy tale if you have a weak stomach

I was soaking my false teeth in steredent in a glass in the kitchen and I thought that I would get on with preparing the stew for dinner while they soaked I put all the veg and meat in a large pan and stood it in the kitchen sink to add some water and the phone rang.It was my daughter so teeth or no teeth I had a chat to her for a while.After we finished talking I went into the kitchen and picked up the glass with my teeth in and emptied it into the sink forgetting about the pan of stew.I thought oh shit then I thought I'm not wasting this lot, so I fished the teeth out and gave the stew a quick rinse then cooked it as usualWhen my hubby came home I served up the stew, now he's a picky eater and often complains about his meals.But that day he said how nice it was, he asked if I had added some mint!The steredent is mint flavoured so mabe I should have rinsed the stew for longer, but anyway he enjoyed it

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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

I was sent this story of treachory and cuntishnessFor obvious reasons the sender wishes to remain anonA high calibre cunt indeedCunterooter

summer before last ma in laws house were flooded. She came to live with us while her place was sorted. ma in law is ok most of the time but can be a bit hard to put up with. She brought with her sparky her ginger cat Now sparky comes first with her every time and I dont hold with cats in the house but this one were up on the beds sat on the kitchen work tops and to be honest it were getting me downmany a time I said take that cat out of my sight or I will kill itI didn't mean a word of it I would just be pissed over by the way it behavedThe one night I come home late and I swung the car into the drive a bit quick and felt a bump when I got out and looked I had run over sparky and he was stone deadI were in a panic after making threats on the cats life many times beforeI looked across the road and thought to meself I hope that bitch across the way have not seen this because she is an animal rights campainer and a vegan. She was always having a go about meat eaters and she is a right superior bitchThen in my panic I saw an evil chance to get me out of trouble I picked up the cat and I put him in the hedge ma in law was calling him and I felt bad but I waited till the lights were out in our house and the house across the roadI sneaked out and took the cats body and I went onto her drive a layed the cat under the back wheel of her car. The passenger side I didn't think she would see it in the morning before she got in the car because that side where I put the cat is near the wall and even if she did she would think she killed him the day before when she came homeI tipped a bucket of water on my drive to wash off the bloodI went home to bed the next morning she was at our door in floods of tears and saying she was so sorry and I got off the hook

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Monday, 9 February 2009

Some years ago...nearly 20..we had some next door nieghboours who were a pair of twats, they were known throughout the village where I then lived as a miserable pair of bastards. They made complaints against nieghbours they conducted petty hate campaigns and generally were only happy when there was trouble and conflict.

This pair had bullied my kids poked my dog in the eye with a garden rake snapped the ariel off my car to name but a few of their lunatic activities

Then they went on summer holiday

I knew that nobody would be keeping an eye on their house as everyone hated them, and any eyes on the house would be focussed with the same cuntish intent as mine.

For 5 nights of the 14 nights they were away I poked a garden hose through the letter box and turned the water on. It was only a tiny 2 bedroomed cottage and I would fall asleep blissfully imagining the damage.

I would set my alarm for 6 am to go and retrive the hose just incase the milkman ( who was shagging their daughter) saw it

The most delightful part of this was the return of the twats and the feverish attempts to identify the source of the leak

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