After a long, hard day of closing tickets, I'm plugging my new keyboard up to my home computer with a fresh Krispy Kreme doughnut to relax. I throw the USB cable behind my desk and then sit down on my chair to finish connecting the keyboard...

SMOOSH!

I totally forgot that I left it on my chair while I was getting the keyboard hooked up. That's one flat doughnut...

Why is there a fork in the picture? Surely a doughnut requires both hands to eat and not a utensil? Otherwise there is no satisfying post-doughnut finger lickage afterwards, which is part of the experience :(

Throw your pants in the wash and eat the delicious doughnut anyway. Found that the best doughnut I had was from Krispy Kreme where the icing machine was broken and just gave drizzles across. So freaking delicious and not too sweet.

Why is there a fork in the picture? Surely a doughnut requires both hands to eat and not a utensil? Otherwise there is no satisfying post-doughnut finger lickage afterwards, which is part of the experience :(

Sometimes I like to stab it a few times for some post-user stress relief. After a few good stabs the doughnut is strangled with my bare hands and torn asunder. Then post-doughnut finger lickage ceremony commences.