Pluto
is beginning its once every 1000 year romp with Mercury standing by, watching,
from the sidelines. This could have a devastating impact on any attempt to balance
on stilts, and, indeed, any circus performance which is ill starred for the next
15 years. Never
fear for your own life, however, it is only those in the front three rows in the
audience who are in mortal danger.

Woody
Woodpecker, the popular cartoon bird from times past, is about to enter your life
again in a mysterious circumstance. Buy too many nuts next time you are at a pet
store.