Pipsqueak: It had to be today?

Oh look who HAD to be included somehow. Look who HAD to hijack the occasion by whipping his dick out at the party for all the attention.

Please.

Who else?

Justin Timberlake tweeted this last night:

"Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST..."

Everyone went bananas.

New music?

Yes. Apparently a full album which, ahem, was actually already reported back in October -- click here for a refresher. Billboard confirms that it’ll be a collaboration with Timbaland again and now there’s a rumour going round that there will be a new song with Beyonce and Jay-Z.

It’s not that this isn’t exciting. It’s very exciting. Don’t we all like Justin Timberlake, Musician? Justin Timberlake, Musician >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Justin Timberlake, Actor. But Justin Timberlake, Musician and Justin Timberlake, Actor share that f-cking ego. The same ego that jumped on his wife’s head on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine had to jump in on today’s action so that he could swing his cock around about it later...

Yeah, I dropped my album news on Oscar nomination day and it was trending #1 on Twitter over Lincoln, yeah, I did.