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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Close Encounters of the Very Scary Kind

Me and the really scary pod-pug

This here is AnnieBee.

I told yew the other day I would share something really scary, but that I just could not bring myself to talk about it yet. *fans self with paw* When mommy and daddy took me shopping at my fav boutique, Dogologie, I bumped into the scariest pug I have ever seen. He kept staring at me like he wanted to take my squeaky donut or something.

Daddy thought it was funny, and kept pushing the pug toward me with his foot. I didn't like that one bit, as you can see from my distressed countenance. Howie told me later that this was undoubtedly one of them pod pugs from the Invasion of the Puggy Snatchers movie. He said that was a Pee Gee rated movie and that's why mom and dad had not let me watch it before. He said I should always check with him first so he can make sure I am aware of the scary creepy monsters in the world and be totally prepared. In exchange for this protection service, he wants two bites of my lunch tomorrow before I start in on hogging it down. What do you think? Should I share my lunch so I will have protection? I really like my lunch, so I am in a tizzy.

15 comments:

Oh goodness! This is a great dilemma...food or protection? I think I'd keep your food and just hope you don't run into any thing scary!Love,PaytonPS. Tell Howie that I will get more descriptive about the food next time!

Annie, you wouldn't make it around here. I have lots of those scary creatures. I collect them as well as the real thing! Do not be afraid little one! I promise you they will not harm you in any way, shape or form! Enjoy your lunch!

Annie BeeI think you need to sleep with one eye open to make sure that pod pug stays far away from you.And as far as your lunch,, I do not part with not even one bite!Who wants to be hungrys all day.There must be a better plan to come up with to keep that PodPug awaylovetweedles

Hey Annie, we think you better keep your food - we think Howie may be pulling your leg in hopes of getting some extra vittles.

Tell Howie that we are sorry he wasn't able to make it to the party - we heard the people at the bus station called your mama to come pick him up. Maybe he should have a better disguise for next time ;)

Annie darling...you tell that scam artist Howie to go pee up a tree. You don't need protection from that PodPug! All you need to do is bat your vampy eyelashes at him (after you've carefully curled and applied three coats of lengthening mascara) and tell him how handsome he is.

He'll be so transfixed with you and your beauty that he won't move a MUSCLE....just let him stare and enjoy the scenery. It's good to have an admirer, and you can convince him to do your bidding and score some extra snackables.

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