The Best Halloween Costumes For US MNT & MLS Fans

byThe YankonOctober 30, 2009

Halloween is a spooky holiday. Born out of Celtic pagan traditions and All Saints Day, Halloween has become perhaps the most secular holiday in the US (even more so than two of my favorite “Saints” holidays, Valentine’s and Patrick’s). Thus, as the picture to the left displays, it has become yet another excuse for the young women of the US to dress like whores. This fact leads me to say, “God Bless Halloween”. We need more holidays that encourage skankiness.

Girls never spend Halloween as a “cat”, “nurse”, or even “soccer ref” anymore. Now, it’s “sex kitten”, “naughty nurse”, or “soccer ref who blows more than whistles”. For guys, it’s definitely more treat than trick. But, what costume should the male who loves soccer select? Well, that is the purpose of this post.

Sure these suggestions are in jest, but if you could pull one of them off, you could nail the girl at the party dressed (or shall we say undressed) as Erin Andrews. Here are my 7 costume ideas for US & MLS soccer fans and the items you will need: