JON STEWART: The US Might Be Screwed, But At Least We Don't Have Meteors And Horse Meat

Promising he would "get to the [Chuck] Hagel stuff tomorrow,"
Jon
Stewart soothed Americans tuning into the Daily Show Tuesday
night by reminding them that as bad as things might seem, at
least the U.S. doesn't have meteors exploding in the sky or horse
meat in its burgers.

It's been a tough few weeks for Americans, Stewart said. The
economy is still stuck in a funk, President Barack Obama is
"unsure whether he has the authority to target Americans" with
drones, and Geraldo
Rivera is thinking about running for Senate. But Stewart
tried to cheer up Americans with a segment entitled,
"We may be [expletive], but at least God isn't hurling
rocks and loose horse meat at us!"