10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College – according to the college students, at least! There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison. There are no grades in prison. You don’t need financial aid in prison. In prison, you get to see your family more often....

Church signs No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which...

Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies starring Red Skelton, Virginia O’Brien Merton Gill aka Clifford Armytage (Red Skelton): (reading a letter from the Pudolph School of Acting) “It is apparent that you definitely have a face.” Phyllis Montague (Virginia O’Brien): Are you new here? Merton Gill...

Funny movie quotes from Hoofs and Goofs (1957) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Joe Besser Larry (Larry Fine): I think Joe’s gone around the bend. Yesterday, he thought he was a chicken. Moe (Moe Howard): We ought to send him to an institution. Larry...

Gertrude and Heathcliff jokes by Red Skelton, about his seagull friends – flapping their wings, the ship of fools, and an elephant with a cold in the nose As Red Skelton used to say, there were these two seagulls named Gertrude and Heathcliff:

There once was an old man who liked to start his days by going for walks on a nearby beach. Early one morning, he was walking along the shore after a big storm had passed, and he found that the beach was littered with starfish as far as...