The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.16.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to deviate from the usual program of yoga-panted ass to share with you guys a lesson I learned today. You see, when you live on the Internet like I do, it’s not always kittens in baskets and Saved By The Bell gifs, sometimes it’s plain hard truths. Truths like instead of wasting four years of life on exactly the college major I chose – #5, I should have learned how to manage the restaurant I’ll inevitably end up working in. Point taken, Internet, point taken. *digs flare out of cigar box, wipes away tears* So, sorry to my buddies at Take One, but it looks like my interning efforts were for naught as it’s only a matter of time now before I’m counting how many extra sides of ranch requests it will take for me to take my own life. Please enjoy this gallery while I still have the privilege of making them for a living. There’s Russell Brand guest speaking at the ‘Give It Up’ conference, which is sort of like inviting Chris Brown to speak at a womens’ shelter, Snooki struggling with a revolving door because cocaine will make you skinny, but it won’t make you strong, and Aunt Becky who is 49. That’s almost 50, folks.

Wow, you know what Internet? This food service thing might not be so bad after all. You always know how to cheer me up,