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If anyone's wondering how I got the lads to admit that they're low life PoS a few posts back, well the pass phrase I gave them was "Eye Ham Halo Life Pizza Sheet".

If anyone's got more suggested tongue twisters or funny phrases they'd like to hear, I'm still open for business so post away.

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lakeside77A chaff in the USA

Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2252
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old

Posted:
Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:38 am

One of my favorites with lots of S sounds:

Quote:

Have you ever saw a saw saw like the saw that I saw saw in Arkansas?
If you never saw a saw saw like the saw that I saw saw in Arkansas
You never saw a saw saw.

And the lad automatically fails if he mispronounces Arkansas.

_________________ls77

x19 x3

I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund

i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie

. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh

have a useless day you betch -- Peter Clack (the scammer, not the former AC/DC drummer)

Tigbitties419Eater is my life

Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location

Posted:
Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:36 am

Mr John Koolsman liked lakeside77's tongue twister so much that he phoned it in twice:

He's completely sold on the idea that he has to phone my 'Western Union Automated MTCN Retrieval Line' and quote the 'Secret Pass Phrase'.

Quote:

Hello Ronnie,

Thank you for responds to my email and i have done as you requested and it stll not working.

What i want you to do is to go back to the branch manager and tell him you do not want the authomatic retrival process again that he should do it manually by himself and give you the M.T.C N Number.

Also i have got to no that the network here in Nigeria will not allow the process.So you have to do it manually or better still withdraw the money and look for another Western Union Outlet that will transfer the money without authomatic voicemail retrival.

Since you say there is no Money Gram In your locality i would have advised you to go and look for MOney gram even it means you going out of your locality.

As you no delay is very dangerious and you have to stand up.My Boss have even diceded to withraw the money but i pleaded on your behalf because of the love i have for you.

So you have to act fast.

Get back to me as soon as possible.
Regards,
Mr John Koolsman.

C'mon folks, I need more suggestions for tongue twisters. I've got lads pleading for the secret pass phrase and ready to burn their phone credit on this.

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BolleboosElite Baiter

Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos

Posted:
Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:41 am

^^^

I honestly have trouble with this one myself:

Quote:

She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

/me wipes the spit off his screen

Wright B HindyouElite Baiter

Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok

Posted:
Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:46 pm

The Leith police dismisseth us.

_________________"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning

"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew

"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara

mary mack's mother wants mary mack to marry me.
My father wants me to marry mary mack.
When i marry mary, we'll all be content to be.
We'll all be making merry, when i marry mary mack.

V

P.s sorry about the punctuation i'm on my phone in work

_________________...A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world.

we do not condune such act, so you have to act like a mature man because you are dealing with a company. Mr Fr3derick W. Sm1th the FEDEX company

SlapHappyBody Eater

Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9614
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

"Lady Tailor, are you crying because the hen laid an egg on the dress you made
that is lying on the bed?" (Akwa=Bed, Akwa=Dress, Akwa=Crying, Akwa=Egg,
ikwa-akwa=to make dresses, ikwa-akwa=to cry, iyi-akwa=to lay eggs)

_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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lakeside77A chaff in the USA

Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2252
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old

Posted:
Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:53 pm

Quote:

Thank you for responds to my email and i have done as you requested and it stll not working.

Of course it didn't work. He mispronounced Arkansas. Also, shouldn't he have a time limit of, say, five seconds to complete the password?

Here is another with lots of S sounds that works well in French and English:

Si six cent scies scient six cent saucisses,
six cent six scies scieront six cent six saucissons

Translation:

If six hundred saws saw six hundred sausages, six hundred six saws saw six hundred six sausages.

_________________ls77

x19 x3

I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund

i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie

. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh

have a useless day you betch -- Peter Clack (the scammer, not the former AC/DC drummer)

Tigbitties419Eater is my life

Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location

Posted:
Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:29 am

That's great guys, I've started sending these to the lads and will post the results. One lad has already had a stab at 'She sells sea shells....'

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While you're listening to those, have a look at this from Dr. John Anthony of the Lottery Claims Department.

Quote:

Sequel to your mail, be informed that we have called the automated MTCN retrieval line(+44 700 xxx xxxx) for more than 30 good times and quote the secret pass phrase, the automated MTCN retrieval line did not provide us with any MTCN number.

This is the third secret pass phrase you are providing for the retrival of the MTCN, and we have well quoted the secret pass phrase whenever the Western Union automated machine ask us to leave a message, all the automated machine does is to beep and cut off, you should try and call the automated MTCN retrieval line yourself, so that you know prcisely what we are talking about.

I've now sent him his 4th tongue twister. Blast those people at Western Union; they keep changing their security pass phrases.

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BolleboosElite Baiter

Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos

Posted:
Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:07 pm

Thank you! Cheers!
/me drinks to that

Lady VetinariHello I'm New here!

Joined: 25 Sep 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Here at my desk

Posted:
Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:52 pm

One that always got racing commentators in a tizz was 'Unique New York', as the faster it's said, the harder it is.

And also the good old 'Red lorry, yellow lorry', again done with increasing speed.

Whenever I come back to this forum, it never ceases to amaze me at the new and delicious ways to torment these creatures.

Keep it up

_________________If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs and blaming it on you, you have not grasped the severity of the situation.

This lad is throwing a hissy fit for some reason. I've snipped the email addy he quoted in case it's a victim
Warning – contains naughty words

Quote:

U THE MOST IDIOT I HAVE NEVER C,U ARE GOING ABOUT HACKING PEOPLES BOX,IT CAN NEVER SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS,IT WILL INCREASE YOUR PROBLEM.

AFTER U GO SEND WESTERN UINON MONEY TRANSFER AGAIN.

IF U DONT TAKE YOUR TIME I WILL REPRT U TO FBI BARASTRD,FOWLSCALIWAT,HOMOSEXUAL,U IGBOS WEY THE LOGAS OR LONDON THE DO 419.GOD KNOW GO 4GIVE UNLESS U REPEANT.

MONKEY U CLOSE THIS PERSON EMAIL ADDRESS
[email protected]
SO DONT EVER IN UR LIFE SEND ANY MURDER FUCKER EMAIL LIKE U AGAIN

IN YOUR LIFE CAN YOUR FAMILY PROVID THS CAN OF MONEY of 1500 British pounds by Western Union,U ARE DECEIVING YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR SAFE MONKEY OLOKO, NWANE ENA ESUSU ESUS, U WAY THE HACK PEOPLES EMAIL, I GO JAIL AND UR FAMILY IF I RECIEVE THIS MURDER FUCKER YOUR MAMA,U ARE ELEPHANT, ANT,MOSQUITOR,COCLOACH, IJIJI, ONYE ARA ALA OWERE,NNA GI NA NNA GI HUNGERS GRANDNUTS SELLER FUCK U MORDER FUCKKER OFF,I GO FUCK YOUR SISTER UNTILL THE TOTO SCATTER,IF UR WIFE IF U ARE MARRIED,NMAGI NA TA AFUFU WELL WELL

I've no idea what he’s on about with the hacking and closing email accounts but I've already replied saying I’m working for Mr G0mer.

My reply

Quote:

Hello bros, calm down is plenty of jobs to go round. Am working for Mr G0mer now and he pays good money to guys like us. If U weant mek good money the then i now Mr G0mer and can put in a good word for you. Join the G0merboyz and evry dayz a pay day.

One love

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they failed miserably at mary mack.. FFS I've been wetting myself laughing at the attempts

More, more, tell ye what, pm me your number, and i'll sing the original so you can give your lads a demo of what it should sound like..
V

_________________...A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world.

we do not condune such act, so you have to act like a mature man because you are dealing with a company. Mr Fr3derick W. Sm1th the FEDEX company

SlapHappyBody Eater

Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9614
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

Posted:
Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:29 am

^^Yeah, TB. Give VfV your number. I want to hear a baiter sing for his supper!

Here ya go:
"A tutor who tooted the flute,
Once tutored tow Tudors to toot.
Saith the two to the tutor,
is it easier to toot or
to tutor two Tudors to toot."

Poetry in motion...

_________________The prices list for the purchasing of the waggly tail and small & furry see the attached photographer of each species. - "Z00philes of M3rcy"

"We are very busy here at the office and you dont expect us to be clicking more than 100 boxes all day long its a very hectic process and no one is willing to go through such process the whole day. Because i have being on this for several hours without sucess and its giving me headace." Bar. Smith

And Dr. John Anthony of the Lottery Claims Department, who complained about already having tried three secret pass phrases, has sent this after he'd phoned in his fourth one.

Quote:

This is to inform you that the new Secret pass phrase you sent to us did not equally provide us with the MTCN. You don't say.

We have instructed you several times since you forwarded to us the Western Union Payment receipt that you should go straight to Western Union Office were you sent the transfer fee and obtain the MTCN in person, but you refused to adhere with the instructions by depending on the different pass phrase given to you by Western Union, thereby wasting oou time and our precious time. But I’m a baiter. Refusing your instructions and wasting your time is in my job description.

We are instructing you for the last time, to go to Western Union Office were you sent the transfer fee and obtain the MTCN in person and forward it to us, for this office will nolonger entertain any more secret pass phrase from you. Oh come on. I’m sure you’ve got one more tongue twister in you yet.

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bohigalBaiting Guru

Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7227
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen

Posted:
Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:07 pm

TB's lad wrote:

we have called the automated MTCN retrieval line(+44 700 xxx xxxx) for more than 30 good times

Wait, they're calling a premium redirect number and spending money to entertain us? Even better! Hi-5 to TB!

Edit: Oh here's a slimmed down version of something submitted earlier

bohigal wrote:

Sheet Slit Sit

_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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SlapHappyBody Eater

Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9614
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

Posted:
Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:51 am

Just Jane wrote:

I think FOWLSCALIWAT is the new lad word of the week. WTH???

I agree, and hmmm..what's this? No custom tag on TB yet? He's a FOWLSCALIWAT if ever I saw one.

But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Were they pickled when he picked them from the vine?
Or was Peter Piper pickled when he picked the pickled peppers
Peppers picked from the pickled pepper vine?

Quote:

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

and "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?":

Quote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much wood as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

_________________-Upon all what she had did for you receive this fund yet you act ignorant you shall see what God's will do to you very soon!THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG IN THAT PROCESS COS I TOOK MY TIME TICKING IT FOR OVER 9 HOURS - [email protected] @ M7CN S3cure

And for the stats fans, I checked the call log on the DM Club number I’m using for this and dropped it into Excel. So far, the lads have made 258 phone calls to my expensive redirect number with a total call time of 171 minutes. That’s lad phone credit that won’t be used on real victims.

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Posts: 9614
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

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