Research confirms cesarean-section births are altering human evolution due to women’s increased ability to deliver children and impart their genes despite a narrow birth canal, a previously fatal condition for women and their infants in labor. What do you think?

“As a perpetual bachelor, I like to think that I’m also altering evolution.”

Alexander Stumpf • Shirt Appraiser

“This is really going to bite us in the ass in 4,000,000 years.”

Nathan Boyer • Glitter Bottler

“Wow. It’s like every day I discover a new reason why I should already be dead.”