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Hey @Michael I've prepared a spreadsheet on how to not alienate employees, yknow, since I'm the CEO now! Saying stuff like: Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on.

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Here's a doc on Forget-Me-Now. They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing