Their momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's timeto get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they allcomes a runnin'. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into thestreet, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartestidea I ever had, naming them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles herforehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid tocome, and not the whole bunch?"