DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I still have never played D&D

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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
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I think he was trying to follow along with the portal theme, since it's a computer game. If not, then I don't know where he's going with this. Mods aren't something that should apply with tabletop games.

While some people are naturally going to be inclined vote the way the first few thumbs go, that doesn't make FJ a 'hive mind.' There are plenty of dissenting opinions here. The nature of jokes is that they become less funny if they're overused, and since that one is definitely old and definitely overused, presenting it in such a clunky manner is going to get you reds.

I play two or three times a week using roll20. It's a fantastic site if you don't have lots of in-person friends (or those interested in DnD or other RPGs). Most of the people I met are nice, decent people to play with. Real good friends with a couple of them now (we talk almost every day, and not just about DnD), planning a future homebrew game with one.

I have made a couple great friends off roll20, you tend to meet a lot of min-maxers and annoying players on it, but you always can find amazing teams and have something to look forward to every week. I have played both online and IRl and I have found that both have their pros and cons.

Honestly go to roll20.net and join a game that is checked for being friendly to new players. D&D is honestly one of those things that you should play to learn about it as nothing is better than that. Just be honest and eager and someone will invite you to play. Shouldn't take more than a couple days to find a game. There are always new games sprouting up!

Actually, if you did not sell, participate in the making of, or distribute most 'illegal' porn, it's not illegal to have in your possession--with child porn being the ONLY exception.

So yes, it most certainly is a double-standard. A person could watch an adult get raped, tortured, and murdered and legally nothing would stick against them, but child pornography is pretty instantaneous jail time.

Unfortunately, the method by which that became possible was pretty obscure and tough to pull off, IIRC. I think he had to take levels in the Cancer Mage prestige class and contract a disease that had some negative effects but increased Strength. As a Cancer Mage, his DM ruled he was immune to the negative effects but kept the Strength bonus. As the disease progressed, he just kept getting stronger.

All in all, not very likely. Though, there's nothing stopping you from making a strong Wizard who casts spells that make himself stronger, it just won't be permanent like Muscle Wizard.

See if you can get involved in one of the Pathfinder games these FJ weirdos like dndexplain get up to. I'd be happy to coach you a little on making some kind of punch mage. Wizard might not be the best way to go. Wizard/Fighter/Spellblade could work, or Magus, or Bloodrager.

I'm not sure how 'legal' this was but my DM let it slide. One time we were doing a high power campaign in 3.5 with 2 free LA. And Catfolk can take a feat called "Gigantism" at level 1 which as the same effects as "Powerful build" which is a fighter feat which lets you count as 1 size category larger whenever its beneficial to you except when counting reach. So I made a Catfolk Fighter and took both feats. Then I took the half-minotaur template to increase my size category again. When factoring in the stat changes that come with the size changes and the Racial traits my stat modifiers looked like this. +28 Str +14 Con +2 Cha -2 Int +8 Natural Armor and -4 AC. It also came with tons of other bonuses like 50 speed among other things. My light load was 156,672 lbs. Fun was had.