This is a shot of a trendy hairstyle in Japan that makes your head look like a tomato. Like, this seriously isn't the only chick who's ever gotten it. There's even a NAME for it. Names make things real. *turns off lights in bathroom* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!

The style is called "Ripe Tomato" ("kanjuku tomato" or 完熟トマト). It was done by a stylist named "Hiro" at an Osaka salon called "Trick Store", which is located the city's hipster youth district, Amemura.

I dunno, I don't really want to look like a ripe tomato. I want to look like... "A rotten banana." That's not what I was going to say. Although anything's probably better than the look I've got going on now. It's kind of methy. "I think it's all the scabs." Yeah....you know how they say you never forget how to ride a bike? Well that's a lie.

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Thanks to my wreck of a pal Terry, who perpetually looks like he's wearing an orange for a crash helmet because he's a ginger.