Cream Soda was invented in 1229 ad. by George W. Bush. He took a quick wee on a rock and decided to taste it. He added Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice and invented Cream Soda.
He spread his finding throughout the world on eBay selling the recipe for $19.99. The A&W and N&G Soda Companies bought this wonderful revolutionary concoction and sold it to hobos and Stockbrokers like Ewan McGregor, and Ronald McDonald.

Today, Cream Soda varies from country to country. In the U.K, restauraunts serve it as Root Beer with a dollop of Ice Cream in it. In Yugoslavia, they serve it with a dollop of cat feces in it.

The N&G Soda Company released news of Barq's Root Beer Company putting Vodkum (Vk as in the Idiotic Table of Elements ) In their Cream Soda and other beverages. The Vodkum created an alcoholic vodka feeling their soda.

This rumor was found to be true. Barq's Root Beer now contains Nutellum to balance the flavor out. The Nutellum enhances flavor and sharpness to the drink. After the new element was introduced to the beverage, Mtv unusually gave the "Worst Actress Award" to Barq's Cream Soda instead of Jeniffer Lopez.

Hitler discovered Cream Soda by his mate, Erwin Rommel. Rommel introduced the drink to Hitler by accidentally wiz on Hitler's Reitag wall. Hitler forced Rommel to lick it off, and found it to be absolutley delicous.