The man who invented pringles had his ashes sealed in a foil-lined, pop-top tube. Awesome.

When I was at the wholesale gift market, we were going through the stationary, giftwrap, gift-bags and tissue section, and I had an image of the funeral of a gift-wrap baron, and how they'd stuff the coffin full of brightly-colored tissue. It was a beautiful image, but when I tried to explain it to my mother, it came out as pseudolingual gibberish.