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By now Britney Spears should be able to find a stylist who will not allow her to wear a sheer black dress over a bodysuit. Horrendous.
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It's hard to say why Miley Cyrus insists on dressing like a 40-year-old when she's just a child. This long-sleeved minidress with netted-insets is just another thing that's too old for her.
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Nude is not Katy Perry's color. This body-suit-like silhouette shows off her amazing figure, but it needs something more than horrendous gold floral appliqués. On the other hand, Russell Brand's blatant display of chest hair is an inspiration to the proudly hirsute. And we love the serious weaponry he's sporting, disguised as rings.
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Not many people could pull off a high-collared dress with feathers, but Rihanna looks like a statuesque goddess in this knockout gown.
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Uh-oh. Looks like we have a situation on the red carpet. Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino started out looking very professional in his black suit jacket and baby-blue top, but of course, he couldn't leave without showing us the goods.
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T-Pain went with a miniaturized version of himself as a necklace. Yup.
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Usher looks as gentlemanly as ever in this khaki suit with a plaid shirt. And we love the matching shoes.
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What is Lady Gaga holding? Is it a star? A weapon? A TV antenna? Her look was by far the most anticipated of the night, and she didn't disappoint with this gown of aerodynamic pipe cleaners and insane heels. Inaba says she goes "goo goo for Gaga."
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Everyone wants to shine at the Grammys, and Beyonce went literal with glittery strips in her hair. Her blush mermaid gown was one of Inaba's best dressed picks. "Beyonce was out of this world!"
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Though John Legend's grey suit fits him impeccably, the mesh sweater underneath is just awful. It reminds us of high school gym class.
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Did Aaron Carter really need the turtleneck and vest? And what's with the lock-and-key necklace?
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The fit of Mary J. Blige's fuchsia gown, with cutouts on the neckline, is not flattering.
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Though the color of Taylor Swift's sparkling gown is striking, the off-the-shoulder neckline is a bit awkward.
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You would think that after signing up for a second season of Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi could afford a classier dress than this purple hoochie number. And where's the pouf?
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Someone was trying to give Gaga a run for her money, huh? Imogen Heap chose to accessorize her simple black dress with a clear umbrella and an LCD collar. Hey, can you check how Apple stock is doing?
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Pink's strapless, ruffled gown would have had potential had she not frolicked through an oil field before showing up.
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