Ace Attorney wants to make sure you 'Hold it!'

Wipe away any Objection!-able material with this bizarrely fun Ace Attorney toilet paper. There are a few goodies being released as a promotion to Takashi Miike's film, but the one I'm gunning for is definitely the multi-messaged roll of goodness which sells for ¥420 ($5.50). Other standouts include a pass case, keychain, stickers, and sweet talking pen. Each of the items is available at participating Japanese theaters, but I'm betting some of this merchandise will make their way to retail.

It's been announced that Ace Attorney will make its way over to the States, but no firm release date has been announced yet. Some early reviews give the film high marks, and commend its faithfulness to the beloved game. Anyone ready to make a trip to Tokyo to change out your Charmin closet with these?

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