Now that the election is firmly in the rearview mirror, it’s time to put away yesteryear’s distractions and move on to the next great time suck.

That, we assume, was Comedy Central’s thinking when they decided to flood Twitter today with their #RubioValentines campaign.

Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., is cooler than mountain spring water right now, thanks largely to his infamous, mid-SOTU rebuttal whistle whetting. So Team CC wisely kicked off the satirical love fest with some hydration-related ribbing: