Total Drama: Paradise Falls

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Total Drama: Paradise Falls is the first story in BrunoSomebody’s main canon. One year after Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, Chris McLean takes twenty-two teenagers between sixteen and seventeen years old, to compete in a new season of Total Drama. They'll have to face several challenges at the once successful now abandoned Paradise Falls resort. They will have to survive the challenges, the island, themselves, and the sadist host, Chris McLean, to win the prize money: one billion dollars.

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Chapter 1 – Arriving at Paradise Falls

Chris Mclean is seen standing on a dock. “Hello! Welcome to another season of Total Drama. I’m your host Chris McLean, this season is taking place at the Paradise Falls resort!” Chris walks around on the docks. “This time, twenty-two new contestants are competing for a huge cash-prize of a billion dollars! Now you're wondering, where are the guys and girls you loved, hated and were rooting for? Well, they are living a normal life, with their family. Sadly, they all sued me, and I had to break their contracts,” Chris says. “Now, I’m bringing new teens to this crappy, semi-destroyed resort. They will be divided into two teams, and will be competing in challenges set almost every day. You know the rest. So, sit down and enjoy the first episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

A boat arrives at the island.

“Here’s our first contestant.” Chris says.

A girl with a ponytail, who is wearing a t-shirt featuring a cat steps off of the boat. “Hello Chris. I’m Joanne,” the girl says.

A girl arrives. She jumps off of the boat and twirls mid-air. She falls, slamming her chin against the Dock, and then sinking into the water.

“This is Bitsy.” Chris shouts. Bitsy gets out of the water. “Are you okay?” Benny asks. “I am, thanks,” Bitsy replies with a smile. She gets up and in excitement says, “Well, looks, like ponytail twirls don't work in real life. But here I am! This place looks awesome!”

“Welcome to Paradise Falls.” Chris greets her with a smile.

“Chris, the worst villain in the world, since King Goopa Broopa,” Bitsy states.

“Hey, you're that spoiled kid who has the super-rich pa! I saw you on TV once,” Woodrow says.

“Don’t talk to me. I’m not allowed to talk to peasants.” Orlando replies.

“Orlando?” Catheryn says.

“Catheryn?!” Orlando looks over at Catheryn. “What are you doing here?”

“The same thing that you are, ‘sweetie’.” Catheryn replies.

“You know each other..?” Mona asks.

Catheryn smiles, “It’s a long story. We used to be best friends, but then his family moved because..,” Orlando quickly interrupts her, “Let's just not talk about it.”

“Someday they’ll have know.” Catheryn smirks.

The final arrives. A brunette girl with relaxed eyes steps from the boat. She doesn’t carry any luggage with her. “Nature is so beautiful, mann. Who’s the monster who built a hotel next to such a beautiful forest?”

“Heeeeeey, brothers and sisters,” Starlight makes the peace sign, “I hope we get all groooooovy, maaaan.”

“Okay, everybody has arrived. Let’s go and see the place.”

“You are ruining our blast, maaaaaan,” Starlight replies. She joins the other contestants in line.

The scene cuts to Chris and the contestants walking inside of the resort, “This is Paradise Falls. A former successful resort,” Chris informs them, ” Then, something happened. Something bad. When I say bad, I mean something absolutely horrifying.”

Lancelot wets himself in fear. Everyone looked at him with disgust.

“What happened?” Mindy asks.

“A bear attack.” Chris says. Lancelot screams in fear.

They stop in front of a wooden door. “This is our Confessional Sauna. All of your confessions will be 'hot'.” Chris snickers.

Lorelai is the first to use the confessional, “This sucks.”

Cliff is sleeping in the confessional.

Lancelot is in the confessional, “I always wanted to go to a sauna. However, it always scared me. But here I am, facing my fear. I’m so brave.” Lancelot proudly says. He then starts to cry, “I want my mommy.”

“I love birds. I even have the Barbara Chick doll with that comes with a little cute bird." Fantine states.

“Each team will get two rooms. One for the boys and the other for the girls.” Chris took four keys from his pocket, “The ‘Raccoons’ get rooms 28 and 29. The ‘Birds’ have rooms 30 and 31.” Chris says.

“And where might the rooms be? I’m tired.” Says Cliff.

“On the second floor.” Chris points to the stares. Everybody immediately dashes up the stairway.

The scene cuts to Chris and the contestants entering the resort's restaurant. “So, here’s the restaurant.” Chris says. “And guess what, Chef's back once again!”

Chef grumbles.

“Crap,” Mona dodges an apple that Chef throws at her.

“Now follow me. Let's take a look at what our first challenge will be.” Chris gives an evil smirk.

The twenty two contestants and Chris walk towards the dock.

The scene cuts to Chris and the twenty-two teens on top of a large cliff. “Guess what? All of you are going to be diving from this enormous cliff into the waters below!” Chris states.

“Wow, what an original challenge,” a familiar female voice is heard.

Everybody gasps as they turn around.

“What are you doing here?” Chris asks angrily.

“Dang, I thought you were dead!” Woodrow says.

“I’m not dead,” The woman says. The woman is revealed to be Blainely. “And I’m here to host this show!” She smirks.

Chapter 2 – The Alive Host’s Chest

Chris is shown sitting in a lounge chair wearing sunglasses and sipping a drink from a glass. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, the twenty two contestants arrived, and we chose the teams,” Chris says.

Blaineley walks up to the dock. “And then Chris was replaced by me, a way better host than him.” the blonde diva hostess says.

“Get out. This show is only for real hosts,” Chris says, “Anyway, today we are having the first challenge. Who’s will win? Who’s going to be the first to walk the dock of shame? Find out here, on…”

“…Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls,” Blaineley says, interrupting Chris.

“Get out,” Chris says to Blaineley.

(Theme Song)

The campers are seen atop of the small cliff, along with Chris and Blaineley, where they ended last episode.

“What on earth are you doing here?” Chris asks.

“I got a call of the producers, saying that they wanted me to host the show, along with you” Blaineley says.

“But it’s my show,” Chris says

“Well, according to the producers, it’s not anymore.” Blaineley replies.

Chris turns out the cellphone, “It was the producers. They informed me that both me and Blaineley will be hosting.. sadly.”

“Finally this show will have a decent host!” Blaineley states.

“Let good ol' Chris host the show.” Chris says.

“Old? We can’t deny that. But good? No way.” Blaineley says in the confessional.

“So, the first challenge is simple: there are a couple of trunks in the lake. One of them has a key inside. You’ll have to dive down into the deep lake, pick a trunk and return back here with it. Then, you’ll have to open the trunk. The team who finds the trunk with the key first will win the first part of the challenge and a prize that will give them a big advantage in the second part.” Chris says.

“This reminds me of one of the mini-games from Nario Feast!” Bitsy says in the confessional.

“Okay, if you're so great then you can go.” Benny says. The rich boy jumps into the water.

Helen then arrives at the cliff with a chest, “Here I am.”

“Gopd! Now open it.” Mona says. They open the treasure chest and it is once again empty.

“My turn.” Kasey says. He takes his shirt off. The girls squeal and Joanne faints. The hunk then jumps into the waters.

Orlando reaches the cliff with a chest.

“Where’s the hot boy?” Bitsy asks, worriedly. Kasey then gets out of the water, with a group of fish behind him. The aquatic animals give the treasure chest to him and then swim back out into the water.

Orlando the trunk to the ground. He then opens it, but it happens to be empty.

“Time to step it up a bit.” Chris says. A helicopter then arrives and dumps several boxes into the lake. Two sharks get out of each box.

Lancelot screams in the confessional.

“I'll go.” Bitsy gulps. She runs into the water.

“I’m not afraid of any stupid sharks,” Catheryn says. She dives into the water.

Bitsy is seen underwater. She finds a trunk, takes it and swims back to the beach. Catheryn reaches a trunk just as the gamer girl reaches the shore.

“I hate this girl,” Bitsy says in the confessional.

“I’m here!” Catheryn screams as she gets out of the water. Her team cheers.

“Bitsy is here too!” Bitsy says. The two girls run back to the top of the cliff. Catheryn arrives first, with Bitsy very close behind her.

“Quick yo. We've gotta win dis challenge!" Danny L. rushes her.

Chris comes in with Blaineley. “This challenge has been pretty boring, so let’s ” the mean host says.

“Totally. Because sharks eating a group of weird teenagers are so funny,” Blaineley sarcastically replies, rolling her eyes.

“Sharks?” Mindy shouts.

“I know we shouldn’t trust Chris,” Mona says in the confessional.

“Sharks are awesome,” Zachariah cheers, “Woohoo.”

“I prefer bunnies, butterflies, kitties, puppies,” Mindy says.

A few helicopters come from somewhere, each bringing up a box. The boxes fall in the water, releasing a group of sharks.

“My turn,” Starlight says. The hippie girl runs and jumps into the water.

“Let me go again, Chris. Please!” Zachariah says.

“No.” the host replies sternly.

“I’ll go!” Nigel says, and runs. The quiet teen then jumps into the lake.

Starlight is seen underwater. A shark then comes to attack her. She replies at the shark with a smile.

Nigel is seen swimming, looking for a trunk. He then sees something bright, and goes swimming at the mystery object’s direction.

The scene cut out to Starlight riding on the shark. Starlight spots a trunk and makes a “stop” sign with her hands. The ferocious animal stops and the hippie girl gets off of his back. She grabs the trunk.

The scene cuts to Nigel getting out of the water and running towards the top of the cliff. His team cheers. Starlight gets out of the water a few second after the silent skater.

Nigel arrives at the top of the cliff.

“Quick!” Catheryn shouts. Nigel puts the trunk into the ground. The team quickly opens it.

Starlight arrives at the top of the cliff with the chest.

The Raccons’ open their chest, which is empty. “Crap!” Catheryn shouts.

“I hate this challenge,” Catheryn says in the confessional.

The Birds open their trunk. “We found the key!” Mona shouts, as she picks the key and shows it to Chris.

“The Angry Birds won the first part of the challenge.” Chris says.

The winning team cheers.

“Here’s your prize.” Chris says. He hands a bag to Woodrow.

Helen takes a spoon from the bag, “Spoons?!”

“And a map,” Joanne continues.

“What is this? A pirate-eating challenge!” Benny begins bursting out in laughter. Bitsy is the only other person to laugh.

“It would be so cool if it was an eating challenge,” Woodrow states in the confessional.

“Okay, go change your clothes and meet me at the docks in exactly one hour so we can start the second part of the challenge.” Chris instructs.

“And don’t forget to bring the prize with you,” Blaineley adds.

“But I was going to say that..” Chris says.

“Gotta be faster.” Blaineley replies. Chris sticks his tongue out at her.

“They looked like two toddlers fighting!” Mona says in the confessional.

“That was a hilarious fight,” Bitsy says in the confessional.

The scene cuts to Chris, Chef, Blaineley and the contestants standing at the entrace to the dark, eerie forest.

“This place is really creeping me out!” Lancelot says.

“Stay calm, yo.” Danny L. replies.

“In this part of the challenge, you’ll have to find a mysterious treasure chest that I’ve buried somewhere deep in the forest. You’ll have to dig it and bring it to the finish line.” Chris says.

“The team who reaches the finish line first wins immunity.” Blaineley says.

“The losing team will be voting someone out tonight.” Chris adds.

“The treasure chest’s location is on the map that the Evil-Killer-Chickens-Whatever team won.” Blaineley says.

Catheryn jumps out of the bush she was hiding in, “No, she didn’t. As a future-reporter, I’ve read all of your biographies, and in yours, it clearly says that you auditioned because your family needs the money.”

“Shut it!” Sid shouts.

“Wait. What you were you guys doing behind this bush?” Mona asks.

Catheryn replies, “Well, I was, uh... Ah, forget it. Attack!” The Raccoons members all jump out of the bush they were hiding in.

“RUN!” Bitsy shouts. The Birds run toward the exit. The Raccoons are right behind them.

“Quick! They're getting close.” Joanne rushes them.

Zachariah climbs up a tree, and jumps down on the Bird's boys. He then takes the treasure chest from him and starts to run even faster.

The members of the Birds chase after Zachariah. He jumps and grabs onto a vine. He then swings to the finish line with the chest.

The scene cuts to Chris, Chef and Blaineley all relaxing on a lounge chair. It is sitting close to the finish line.

“What a wonderful day.” Chef says.

“All of the challenges must take place in the forest.” Blaineley says. She sips from the coconut she is holding.

“I told you.” Chris says.

Suddenly, the contestants all arrives at the finish line. They all bump into the staff members.

“We won the challenge?” Benny asks, nearly out of breath.

“Yeah! I arrived at the finish line with the treasure chest,” Zachariah says.

“Yes. But, I think you forgot someone.” Chris says.

“Lancelot!” Zachariah remembers

“That’s right. I said the first team who crossed the line with the chest would win,” Chris says.

“So, who won?!” Catheryn asks eagerly.

“Technically, the Birds crossed the finish line first with the treasure chest.” Chef states.

“Yeah, I guess that does make sense. So, it means that the victory goes to the Angry Birds!” Chris announces.

The Angry Birds cheer.

“As for you guys, well, I'll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony tonight.” Blaineley says to the Mad Raccoons.

“And here is your key to the pool room!” Chris says.

“Pool party,” Mona says.

The scene cuts to the Angry Birds in the pool.

“This is so awesome!” Bitsy cheers.

“Yeah. I've been waiting for a party since my arrival..” Mona says.

“But we arrived today.” Cliff says.

Kasey is seen taking a sunbath on the deck chair. Helen pushes him.

“I know what you're doing,” Helen says.

“What? I’m not doing anything,” Kasey replies.

“Yeah, you are. Flirting with girls to your own benefit,” Helen says.

Kasey replies, “No, I’m n-”

“I’m way smarter than you think I am. Look, if you use your looks in the game and I use mine, we can go all the way to the final two together. What do you think?” Helen proposes.

“Nice plan. I accept.” Kasey says. The two teens smirk,

The girls of the Raccoons are discussing who to vote for.

“It has to be either Zachariah, Lancelot or Orlando,” Alice says.

“Lancelot is the one who screwed up the challenge for all of us,” Yumi says.

“Actually, it was all Zach’s fault.“ Mindy says.

“Right, they may have screwed up in the challenge today, but at least they're nice. Orlando’s just a total jerk. I definitely wouldn't mind if he left tonight,” Alice says.

The members of the Raccoons, excluding Orlando, discuss who they're going to eliminate.

“That guy Orlando is definitely a big jerk,” Nigel says in the confessional.

The camera cuts to the Chris, the two co-hosts and the contestants at the bonfire ceremony.

“These seashells, exclusively found around the beautiful falls of the island, represent your life in the competition. If I call your name, you come up here and take your seashell. If you do not receive a seashell, that means that you are eliminated and will immediately board the boat of losers and leave.. forever.” Chris says.

“Until the middle of the season, when Chris will decide to bring someone back just to make the season longer and get it more ratings,” Blaineley says.

Chris glares at her, “Anyway. The first seashell goes to Alice. Benny, Catheryn, Yumi, Nigel, Faustino, Lorelai, and Mindy, you are also safe.” Mindy gives a sigh of relief. Chris says, “The next seashell goes to Zachariah.” The brunette catches his seashell. “Orlando, Lancelot, one of you will be going home tonight. The final seashell goes to…”

“Orlando,” Chris tosses the seashell to the rich teen.

“I’m sorry Lancelot,” Alice sighs.

“It’s okay. Well, that was a great experience. I’ve faced my fears. That was the greatest experience I’ve ever had,” Lancelot says. He boards the boat of losers. The campers wave at him and he waves back at them as the boat departs.

“So, Lancelot is gone. Twenty-one still remain. Who will it be next? Find out right here, on Total…Drama:…Paradise Falls!” Blaineley says.

“Hey, that's my line!” Chris shouts.

Chapter 3 – Rowing in the Deep

Chris is seen standing at the dock. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had the first challenge. It was really complicated to explain. Orlando insulted everyone, Catheryn talked a lot, Bitsy missed her games, and Lancelot was annoyingly scared. The Angry Birds technically won the challenge. Orlando and Lancelot was the bottom two, but the scared dork ended up eliminated,” the host says. “Wait, where’s Blaineley?”

“She’s taking a beauty sleepy,” Chef says, out of screen.

Chris sighs in relief, and says, “So, find out what’s happening this time, right here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Bitsy is seen in the confessional. She says, “Something games has taught me is that everything works well with team work. Nario, Weegee and Tsuyoshi; Monkey Donk and Deedee Donk; Ronik the Porcupine and Snails. Those are the best teams ever." A tear falls from her eyes. "I miss them."

Sid says in the confessional, “Okay, I’m sick of this. The party was good, I admit. But I really don’t feel comfortable with being around many people. I grew up alone, and I like to be alone.” He sighs.

“We need to win today again,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah, that was awesome,” Cliff says. He suddenly falls asleep at his bed, and snores. The others glares at him.

The camera cuts to the Mad Raccoons except Catheryn, at the lobby of the hotel. They are sitting in a couch.

The camera cuts to Catheryn hiding behind a tree, spying on Helen and Kasey. She says in the confessional, “Wow. So, sassy girl and hottie-hottie are dating, uh? That is hot stuff.” She takes a notepad, and takes note.

Mindy is seen in the confessional. She says, “Alice wants an alliance against Orlando. Is that the right thing to do? I don’t want to be against anybody here. I know, Orlando’s a jerk, but I think he does have a heart deep inside all of the evilness.”

“Okay. I understand,” Alice says. The nature lover leaves, and Nigel and Mindy leave soon after her. Catheryn gets out of under the dock, after they leave.

Catheryn in seen in the confessional. “The whole team is against Orlando, just because he insulted everybody. Even Alice is doing an alliance against him? That’s definitely interesting. I’ll see what I can do here,” she says, and smirks.

Cliff is seen meditating at the front of the hotel. Starlight walks up.

“Oh. We are just talking,” Cliff says. He looks at the sky, and says, “I’m so sleepy. I‘m going back to my room. Good night, girls.”

“Good night, Cliff,” Bitsy says. Starlight blushes, and looks down.

The hippie girl was seen in the confessional. “Woodrow is a nice guy. I really like him. But I found out that Cliff has the same likings as I. He’s a funny guy, also,” Starlight says. She sighs, and continues, “We have just started the show. Just because we are friends, that doesn’t mean that I have to date any of them, right?” She gives a forced smile.

Everybody is seen at the lobby of the hotel. “It is so great when Chris leave us alone, with no challenges and drama,” Faustino asks.

“It’s time for another challenge. Dress up with your swimsuits and meet me at the beach,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

Blaineley glares at him, and says, “Whatever. You can leave now and let me host this show.”

“I always was the host of the show, and I still am. No way I’m going to give up from this job because of you. Everybody prefers me over you. I’m Chris McLean, the best host TV has ever seen,” Chris says.

“Really? So, why we don’t let the contestants chose who they want to host?” Blaineley says.

“What will be our second challenge? Who will win this? Find out after the break, right here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” Chris says.

Everybody is shown at the dock. The contestants are wearing life jackets.

“In the second part of the challenge, you will have to row in those canoes. There are one flag with the color of the teams in each of those eight buoys. Each team will have to row, and get the flags from the buoys, numbered from 1 to 8. The first team to get all the eight flags, wins the challenge and immunity,” Chris explains.

“And what’s our prize for winning the first part of the challenge?” Yumi asks.

“The Raccoons will get a little advantage of 10 seconds in the challenge,” Chris replies. The Raccoons cheers. “So, go choose your canoes,” Chris says. Everybody runs to their canoes.

In the red canoes, Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne goes on the first one; Danny L., Mona and Sid goes in the second one; Starlight, Woodrow and Cliff goes in the third one; Helen and Kasey goes on the last one.

In the blue canoes, Yumi, Benny and Lorelai goes in the first one; Nigel, Alice and Mindy goes in the second one; Zachariah and Faustino goes in the third one; Catheryn and Orlando goes in the last one.

Chris holds a starting pistol. “So, the Raccoons starts with ten seconds of advantage. After the ten seconds, the Birds can go,” Chris says. “Go!” He shouts.

The Raccoons starts to row. Alice, Nigel and Mindy rows at the buoy with ‘#1’, which was close from the dock. Alice picks the first blue flag. They continue to row.

Benny is seen in the confessional. He says, “People here don’t have any sense of humor.”

“Two for the Birds, two for the raccoons,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Zachariah and Faustino are seen rowing around. Zachariah looks sad.

“So, what’s up?” Faustino asks.

“Nothing,” Zachariah says, while turning his head to the side.

“Oh, there are something. You look so sad,” Faustino says.

Zachariah is seen in the confessional. “Okay, I’ve been a bit guilty about Lancelot’s elimination. I’ve been thinking, and it was kind of my fault. If I hadn't scared him, our team would have won,” he says. He then sighs.

Helen and Kasey are seen flirting in the boat. “Kasey, I want to tell you something,” Helen says. “What?”

“I really like you. Really, really,” Helen says.

“I, like you, too. You are my sweet foxy,” Kasey says. Helen blushes, and they kiss.

Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne are seen looking at them, in the side.

“Oh, it’s so sweet. They are meant for each other, like Nario and Princess Pear, or Monkey Donk and Sweet Donk. And Slink and Princess Zilda,” Bitsy says.

“Irk. Kisses are gross. Boys are gross,” Fantine says.

“Oh, Kasey’s so sweet,” Joanne says.

The scene changes to a disclaimer. It is seen in it “The following confessional is boring. It may induce sleep. Watch at your own risk.”

Joanne is seen in the confessional. “Kasey is so sweet. And hot. Oh, he is, like, a really sweet and cute guy,” she says.

Nigel and Mindy are rowing, while Alice is seen admiring the nature.

“That’s sure a beautiful lake,” Alice says.

“Oh yeah, it is,” Mindy says, smiling.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Anyway, I was thinking about what you tell me, earlier,” Mindy says to Alice.

“What?” Alice confusedly asks.

“The alliance, against Orlando,” Mindy replies.

“Oh. The alliance. Look, I understand if you don’t want to join this. I think it's not right to try to vote off a guy that I’ve just met a few days ago,” Alice says.
“Actually, I’m joining this. I was thinking, and Orlando was really mean to everybody,” Mindy says.

“Yeah, girl,” Nigel says.

“Oh, you are sweet, Nigel,” Mindy says, and giggles.

Starlight, Woodrow and Cliff are seen close to ‘#3’ buoy. They row at the buoy’s direction. Starlight gets up to tries to pick the flag. The canoe then starts to move. Starlight holds on the flag, and falls on the water.

“Starly,” Cliff shouts.

“I’ll save you,” Woodrow says.

“No, I’ll,” Cliff says.

Both jumps into the water. “Where are you, Star?” Woodrow says, looking for Starlight in the lake.

“I’m here,” Starlight says, at their side.

“How you did it?” Cliff says.

“I can swim, boys,” Starlight says, “But thanks for trying to save me. It was very nice of you both. By the way, I got another flag.”

Helen and Kasey are seen close to the ‘#4’ buoy. They get closer to it, and Helen gets the flag.

“The Birds are leading with four flags against two,” Chris says over the loudspeaker.

“Yeah. For the Raccoons,” Faustino says, as he gets up. An eagle comes and attacks him, making him fall into the water. Zachariah looks at the unlucky boy with a worried look. “I’m fine,” Faustino says. Two eels approache Faustino and electrocute him.

Yumi, Benny and Lorelai row at the third buoy’s direction.

“They’ve already picked their flag from here,” Yumi says.

“I’m seeing a red boat right there,” Benny says, as they see the boat of Mona, Sid and Danny is seen in a few miles of distance from their boat. Yumi picks the third flag, and they start to row harder.

“Birds four, Raccoons three,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Nigel, Alice and Mindy rowing. They see the ‘#4’ buoy a few feet from them.

“Look. Another flag,” Alice says.

“I’ll get it for you,” Nigel says. He jumps into the water, and swim at the buoy. He picks the flag, and returns to the boat.

“Good job, Nigel,” Mindy says. She kisses him in the cheek.

Nigel is seen in the confessional, blushing.

“It’s now tied with four flags for each team” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Zachariah and Faustino.

“Woo. We tied,” Faustino says.

“And we are still going to win,” Zachariah says, pointing to the ‘#5’ buoy.

“Yay,” Faustino says.

“The Raccoons are now in the lead with five flags against four,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

“Crap!” Sid shouts.

“I can see anotha' flag, yo'!” Danny L. says. They row at the ‘#5’ buoy. Danny picks the flag.

“It’s all tied again,” Chris announces.

Starlight, Cliff and Woodrow cheer.

“Let’s go. We still can win this,” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to Benny, Yumi and Lorelai. They see the ‘#6’ buoy.

“Look. The sixth buoy,” Benny says, pointing at it.

“Let’s go for it,” Yumi says. They row out of screen.

Mona, Danny L. and Sid see the same buoy.

“I found dah otha flag, yo,” Danny L. says.

The camera zooms in the ‘#6’ buoy. Suddenly, two hands coming from our of screen take each flag. The camera zooms out, revealing the hands to Lorelai's and Mona's.

“What?” Lorelai says.

“Stroke! We need to get the last flag before them,” Yumi shout. They all stroke the canoe harder.

“Both teams got the sixth flag. Only two more flags left,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene changes to Helen and Kasey.

“Kasey, did you listen to Chris? We are tied, and there are only two flags left.” Helen says.

“Yeah, I did. But, let’s stay here. I trust our team, and I know they will win,” Kasey replies.

“Oh. If you say so,” Helen says.

Kasey is seen in the confessional. “I don’t have idea if the team is going to win,” Kasey says, “If we win, great. If we lose, I’ll have the girls to vote for Helen.” He gives an evil laugh.

Helen is seen in the confessional. “Kasey is, like, the awesomenest guy in the world,” she says, and sighs, “He’s so incredible, caring, sweet and hot.” She sighs.

The scene changes to Bitsy, Fantine and Joanne rowing randomly.

“Where are we?” Fantine asks.

“I don’t know. Bitsy told us that she had a inexistent pathway,” Joanne says.

“Hey. I know where we are,” Bitsy angrily replies.

“So where are we again?” Joanne asks.

Their canoe suddenly crashes into something. The girls go check, and they see they just crashed into the ‘#7’ buoy.

“I told you,” Bitsy says to Joanne.

“The Birds has found the seventh flag. One more left for them, against two for the Raccoons,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Zachariah and Faustino are seen next to the ‘#7’ buoy, getting their flag.

“We found it. Raccoons rules,” Zachariah says, as he does the ‘rock on’ sign with his hands.

“And the Raccoons has found their seventh flag. Now it's a race to see who can get the last one,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

The scene cuts to Catheryn and Orlando.

“Dude, It’s just one more flag left. We better win this time,” Catheryn says.

“And we are,” Orlando says. He points to a buoy, with a ‘#8’ written in it. They row towards it, and Catheryn picks the flag.

“I got it!” Catheryn shouts.

“Everyone, challenge is over. Come back to the dock for the announcement of the winner of this challenge,” Chris says.

The scene cuts to everybody gathering on the dock.

Chris is picking blue flags from the floor. “…five… six… seven… and eight. The victory goes to the Raccoons. And they won the pool room key,” he says. The Mad Raccoons cheers.

Chris turns to the other team, “Angry Birds, meet me at the elimination ceremony in four hours.”

“So close,” Mona says.

“We are voting for Sid, right?” Kasey whispers in Helen’s ear. She nods.

“Muahahahahaha,” Kasey laughs in the confessional, “I’ve already convinced Bitsy and Joanne to vote with me. Bye bye, Helen,” he says, as he waves.

The Angry Birds guys are reunited at their room. “We are going to vote for Helen, guys. She didn’t do anything in the challenge,” Kasey says.

“But, she’s hot. We can’t vote for her,” Danny L. says.

“But it was her fault that we lost. She must go,” Kasey says.

“Whatever. I’m taking a nap before the elimination,” Cliff says.

The scene change to the Angry Birds girls’ room, where they were discussing the vote.

“Who we are voting for?” Bitsy asks.

“I don’t know. What about Cliff?” Joanne asks.

“No way. We can't vote based on challenge performance becuase no one really screwed up in the challenge, so we must choose someone who isn’t likeable enough,” Starlight says, “Any suggestion?”

“I do have one,” Helen smirks.

Joanne and Bitsy are seen leaving the room.

The scene changes to Chris, Chef, Blaineley and the contestants all at the elimination ceremony at the beach.

“Okay. You have voted, and anybody who doesn’t get the special exclusively amazing seashells from Paradise Falls, will walk through the Dock of Shame, and take the Boat of Losers, and will never return,” Chris says.

“Yeah, sure. No one will return. You’ll not bring back someone to the competition just for drama, ratings and money,” Helen sarcastically says. Chris glares at her.

“That’s what I said last elimination. We all know you very well, Chris,” Blaineley says.

“Whatever. The first seashell goes to Danny L.” Chris tosses a seashell to Danny L. “Mona, Bitsy, Fantine.” Chris tosses seashells to the three girls. “Starlight, Woodrow, Cliff,” Chris tosses seashells to the three friends. “Boring Girl.” Chris tosses a seashell to Joanne.

“My name is Joanne,” she angrily says.

“Who cares?” Chris replies. “Sid is also safe.” He tosses a seashell to Sid. “Helen and Kasey. The last seashell goes to…”

“So. I want to thanks you. We did a good job together. We make a great pair,” she says, but catches herself, “I mean, a great trio. Me, you and Alice, we are great in the challenges.” Nigel smiles, and Mindy smiles back, blushing. They look at each other, and kiss. "I’ll Always Love You" then starts to play.

“What is that?” Mindy asks.

“Sorry, it's me. I’m putting a song here. A good party needs a good song,” Yumi says. Nigel and Mindy laughs.

Chapter 4 – Project Next Top Model

Chris is stands into the dock. He says, “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, the contestant competed in a rowing challenge, where they had to capture flags from the buoys in the lake. Alice formed an alliance with Nigel and Mindy to eliminate Orlando. Kasey and Helen started to date, as a part of his plan to eliminate her. The Mad Raccoons won the challenge, and Kasey convinced his team to eliminate Helen. They both ended up in the bottom two, but the pretty boy was the one who took the Boat of Losers swearing revenge on his team. That’d sure bring a lot of ratings. Who’s going next? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

“What a long recap. Good hosts do a small recap,” Blaineley says, walking up to the screen.

Starlight is seen in the confessional. “Helen is obviously trying to eliminate the boys. I don’t hate them. I really like Woodrow and Cliff, and Danny L. is a funny guy. Sid is still a mistery for me, though,” she says.

Mona is seen in the confessional. She says, “Helen seems pretty devastated about Kasey. When she told us last night that he was lying to her, she seemed pretty sad. But I’m not sure if I should be in an alliance with her. She seems mischievous.”

The scene changes to the morning. The Mad Raccoons are seen sleeping at their room.

“I’m not. Her mother is a girlfriend I had in my early twenties’. She left when Crystal was 3, but I was rich, so I didn’t care,” Chris states.

“So, if she was born when you were in your early twenty’s, and she's seventeen, that means you are about thirty-seven,” Mona says.

“Shut up! People don’t have to know that,” Chris states, “Follow me, so we can start the challenge.”

The scene changes to everybody except Chef in the

of the hotel. It has a table and a catwalk in front of it.

“Welcome to the Top Model challenge. Each team will have to do three different designs for Heather or Lindsay. I, Crystal and Chef will judge each design, in a scale of zero to ten. The team with a better punctuation on the rankings won the challenge,” Chris explains.
“I think you meant ‘Blaineley’,” Blaineley says.

“Anyway, let’s choose the models. Raccoons, you’ll choose it, since you won last challenge,” Chris says.

The Raccoons has a small debate, and then came to an agreement.

“We choose Lindsay,” Yumi says.

“Thanks, girl. You are nicer than your evil backstabber sister,” Lindsay says to Yumi, and glares at Heather.

“Heather is not my sister,” Yumi replies.

“No? Wasn’t you both from the Asian family?” Lindsay confusedly asks.

“We explain to you later, Lindsay. So, Heather, go with the Birds. I’ll give you enough time to do the three designs. Everything you need is at those rooms, after this door,” Chris says, pointing at a red and a blue door. “Birds go to the red one; Raccoons go to the blue one. I’ll be back in five hours, with my judges.” The three judges of the challenge leave.

The teams enter at their respective rooms. The Mad Raccoons are seen inside the blue room.

“Right. Lorelai and Yumi will be extremally helpful in the challenge,” Alice says.

“Are we going to let the entire job for them?” Zachariah asks.

“They can draw the designs, and the rest of the team can do the rest of the job,” Mindy says.

“As longer as they help us with the rest of the work. Is that okay for you, girls?” Zachariah asks.

“I can’t change with you around. Go,” Heather says. The Birds get out of the red room.

“Are you ready?” Chris asks. The team nods.

“Mad Raccons, are you ready?” Chris asks.

“We are,” Catheryn says, as she gets out of the blue room. She is followed by the others team members.

“Who’s going to do the narration?” Chris asks. Bitsy and Lorelai take a step forward. “Okay,” Chris says. He hands a microphone for each of the girls and a microphone for himself, and continues, “Welcome to Total Drama: Project Top Model. Our first model is Heather, modeling for the Angry Birds.”

Heather steps out, and walks up in the catwalk, with an angry face. She’s wearing a floor length pink dress, white gloves, a deep pink pannier, and a crown with ruby and sapphire jewels. The dress has a blue gem brooch set in gold in the chest area.

“Our model Heather is wearing a look based on the Super Nario series, Princess Pear model, specifically. The pink dress gives an elegant look, and is complete with the golden crown, which makes anybody who wears that looks like a princess,” Bitsy says.

“Okay,” Mona says. The scene cuts to her in the confessional. She says, “There’s something suspicious about Helen. I don’t know what. It may be just me, though, as I can jump out in conclusions pretty fast.”

Back at the catwalk, Chris and the contestants are waiting for Lindsay to get out of the blue room. She then leaves the room, with a sailor hat, a purple-shirt with white dots, a ripped-off black skirt, multicolor striped socks up to her thigh, a red sandal in one feet and a blue shoe in the other.

“What the heck is that?” Yumi shouts.

“What did you?” Alice asks.

“But, it’s not the design that I did,” Yumi says.

“Neither I,” Lorelai says.

“That sucks,” Faustino says.

“You know Lindsay doesn’t have the brightest mind ever,” Benny says, “If she was a bulb, she’d be an eternal turned-off bulb.” He laughs uncontrollably.

“Eh, I don’t know what that is. Anyway, I give it a three,” Chris says.

“It sucks. I give it a one, because I’m sorry for you,” Blaineley says.

“Crystal, think about it well. You’ll decide the faith of the teams,” Chris dramatically says. A dramatic song plays.

“It’s weird. I’d obviously give it a ten if you add a single pink. But as you didn’t, I’ll give it a three,” Crystal says.

“And the Raccoons lost the challenge. Birds won. You are having a pool party,” Chris says. The winning team cheers. “Birds, I’ll see ya on the beach ceremony.”

The scene changes to Chris, Crystal and Blaineley and the contestants at the elimination ceremony.

“As you already know, if you don’t get a seashell, you will be eliminated, and will take up the boat of the shame,” Chris says. “The first seashell goes to… Zachariah, Alice, Catheryn.” Chris tosses a seashell to them. “Benny, Mindy, Nigel, Faustino, and Orlando,” Chris tosses a seashell to all of them. “Lorelai, Yumi, you were the responsible for the designs. Most of the team voted for one of you. The last seashell goes to…”

“Lorelai,” Chris says, and tosses a seashell to Lorelai. She takes it with a serious expression.

Yumi looks surprised, “What?” She then looks down, with a sad face.

“It wasn’t her fault,” Lorelai shouts.

“How are you so sure?” Catheryn asks, “Was it your fault, then?”

“No, it, uh…” Lorelai says.

“Yes, it was my fault. It was just a joke. Sadly, it wasn’t funny,” Yumi says. “Anyway, see ya. Bye.” Yumi waves at the contestants, and walks through the dock.

Lorelai runs up to Yumi, before she steps in the boat. “I know it wasn’t you. Whyt do you said that?” Lorelai asks.

“Well, the team would think it was you, and they wouldn’t trust you anymore,” Yumi replies.

“You may have lost the game, but I’m sure you won a friend,” Lorelai says. She smiles, and they hug. Yumi step into the boat, and leaves.

The scene suddenly changes to Helen sitting at a deck chair around the pool, reading a book. It cuts to her in the confessional. She innocently says, “How could they do such a bad design?” She evilly laughs, and points at herself. “Yes. I sabotaged them. Just got random clothes from a wardrobe, Lindsay didn’t even realize,” She smirks at the camera, “I have a gameplay for the whole game. And this is all going to work.”

Chapter 5 – Be A-Mazed!

Chris is seen standing at the dock. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a super modeling challenge, with the help of Lindsay and Heather, as models. Everybody find out that I have a daughter, who helped me with the challenge. The Birds won the challenge, after Helen’s sabotage against the other team. Yumi and Lorelai took all the blame, but in the end, the popular girl got the boot,” Chris says. “And Chef had explosive diarrhea. He laughs. “What’s going to happen? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The Mad Raccoons girls room is seen. Mindy and Alice are sitting in a couch, reading a magazine, while Lorelai is standing in front of the bathroom’s door.

“Right,” Catheryn says, opening the door, “You can use the bathroom now.” Lorelai glares at Catheryn, and enters at the bathroom.

“Lorerai’s pretty sad with Yumi’s elimination,” Mindy says.

Lorelai is seen in the confessional. She says, “Yumi was my best friend here. She was the only person I could share the love for fashion. I know it wasn’t her fault what happened yesterday. I don’t have idea what happened, but I know it wasn’t Yumi.”

“So, what’s up?” Alice asks.

“Well, I’m fine, thanks,” Catheryn confusedly replies.

“That’s not what I meant,” Alice says, “What’s up with you and Orlando?”

“Me and Orlando?” Catheryn laughs, “You are joking, right?”

“No. You are always talking with him. And what was that last night? You still warning him about the elimination. You don’t want him to leave,” Alice states.

“No. Look, we are just friends. We know each other for a long time,” Catheryn says.

“Yeah?” Mindy says, “Are you, like, BFF since childhood?”

“Yes,” Catheryn says, “He moved at the neighborhood when we were five. There wasn’t many kids at there. Socialites don’t get pregnant.” Catheryn laughs. “We have been best friends since then.”

“He didn’t seemed happy when he saw you when he arrived, though,” Alice states.

“Our fathers had a fight when we were fourteen. We ended up fighting, too. He and his family moved out a week after that. We’ve never saw each other since then,” Catheryn explains.

“Oh. I understand,” Mindy says.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons boys’ room. Zachariah, Benny and Orlando are sleeping, with Orlando wearing a sleep mask. Faustino and Nigel are sitting at their respective beds.

“Yeah. I get one helicopter every year, in my birthday. And a yacht every Christmas” Catheryn says.

“Whatever. Heather and Lindsay, you’ll leave as soon as the helicopter arrives.

“Great,” Heather shouts.

“I love helicopters,” Lindsay says, and squeals.

“Shut up. You both had enough time in the original seasons. It’s time for those guys to shine. You both can stay at the pool while waiting for the helicopter,” Chris says to Lindsay and Heather. Lindsay squeals.

“And me?” Crystal says.

“Well, you’ll be my co-hostess,” Chris says. Crystal squeals.

“Stop squealing,” Helen shouts.

“Anyway, follow me to the next challenge,” Chris says.

The scene changes. The staff members and the contestants are seen standing in front of giant, large, green walls.

“Welcome the a-maze-ingest challenge ever!” Chris says.

“A maze?” Fantine asks.

“No, it’s a rainbow,” Helen sarcastically replies.

“Don’t be so mean,” Fantine replies.

“Anyway, you’ll have to find the way to the exit. The first team with all members at the end of the maze wins the challenge,” Chris explains.

“Easy,” Bitsy says.

“Wait, let me finish. There are traps everywhere. You’ll be able to escape from them if and after you got trapped, but it will take some time, and it may cause your team loss,” Chris completes.

“Okay. Can we go?” Mindy asks.

“Sure. Go ahead,” Chris says. The Mad Raccoons, except for Catheryn and Orlando, runs into different directions. Alice, Mindy and Nigel runs into the right pathway, while Benny, Faustino, Lorelai and Zachariah runs into the left pathway.

“Wait. Let’s go together. So we’ll make sure everybody will cross the finish line together, and we can help if anybody gets into a trap,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah,” Danny L. says.

“Great sense of direction,” Fantine says, pointing to one of her badges, “Follow me!” Fantine goes forward, and the rest of the team follows her.

The scene changes to Zachariah, Benny, Faustino and Lorelai. The former is seen walking ahead, while the others three are following him.

“Let’s go to the right,” Zachariah says. They walk to the right. Faustino steps into a trap, and a cage falls over them.

“Great. See what you have done,” Lorelai says.

“Sorry,” Faustino replies.

The scene changes to the Alice, Mindy and Nigel, walking carefully into random directions.

“Let’s be careful. We don’t want to lose the challenge for our team,” Alice says.

“Yes. We must win this. Especially because of the pool party,” Mindy says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“I wonder how we are going to find the exit,” Alice says.

“I’m sure we’ll find it,” Mindy says, smiling.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds.

“Come here,” Fantine says.

“We are walking for hours,” Bitsy says.

“That challenge is so messed up. We can spend days trying to find the exit,” Helen states.

“Not with me in the leading,” Woodrow says. He winks at Starlight. She blushes, and looks to the side. “Starlight is so great. But she’s acting weird lately. Something’s happening with her,” Woodrow says in the confessional.

“Yo. Go for it, guy,” Danny L. says.

“At least we have someone to blame if we lose,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Yes, whatever. Let’s go ahead, because we have a challenge to win,” Mona says.

Nigel is seen in the confessional. He says, “Mindy and Alice were so worried with the parrot, that they forgot that we were in danger.”

The scene returns to the parrot flying while it is being followed by Alice, Mindy and Nigel. The parrot turns into a pathway to the left. The three turn into the pathway. They see the exit, a giant opening with a checkered flag in it.

“The exit! We found it!” Mindy excitedly says, and squeals. They run into it, and cross the finish line.

“Welcome to the finish line!” Chris says.

“We won?” Alice asks.

“No. The whole team must be in to win,” Chris says, “But the advantage is that if your team loses, you three will have immunity.” Mindy squeals.

The scene changes to Catheryn and Orlando slowing walking through the maze.

“Do you think someone have found the exit?” Catheryn asks.

“Nah. They aren’t that smart,” Orlando replies.

“Believe me, they are,” Catheryn replies.

They look at a checkered flag. “The exit,” Orlando says.

“Finally!” Catheryn states. They run into it, and cross the finish line.

“Woo. Stop. It’s all happening because you are unlucky. You are spreading you lack of lucky to us,” Benny replies.

“Dude, you are the one who activated all the traps,” Faustino says.

“Shut up,” Lorelai shouts.

“I have a plan. First, we have to find out where we are,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds. “I’m feeling. We are close,” Fantine says. She then runs faster, and her team quickly follows her. The exit is seen a few miles ahead of them.

“I can see the finish line,” Bitsy says.

“Me too,” Cliff says. They all run at the finish line. Joanne stumbles into a rock, and falls in her team, making everybody losing their balance and falling on the ground. She hits her head at the wall and collapses.

The scene changes to the elimination ceremony at the beach. Joanne is seen with bandages in her head.

“One more elimination. So, you guys know, if you don’t get a seashell, you are out,” Chris says, “The first seashell goes to… Woodrow, Helen, Starlight, Sid, Mona, Danny L., Bitsy, Cliff,” Chris tosses seashells. “Fantine, Joanne. One of you will be out. Who doesn’t gets a seashell will take the Helicopter of Losers. The last seashell goes too…” Fantine and Joanne are seen with a worried look at her face.

“Neither,” Chris says. Everybody else gasps.

“Ho-how? Why?” Joanne shocked asks.

“Fantine is voted out, and the doctor recommends that you’d leave the competition for medical reasons. And you both are boring, so let’s eliminate both,” Chris states.

“Not fair,” Fantine says, with a angry look in her face. Both girls walk through the dock, and enter at the helicopter, with Heather and Lindsay already inside it. Chef closes the vehicle of losers’ door, and it leaves.

Helen is seen in the confessional. “That was way better than I planned. The two annoying dead-weights are out.” She gives an evil laugh.

Chapter 6 – I Survived a 20 Questions Game Show

“Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” Chris says, “We had an a-mazeing challenge.” He laughs, “No, seriously. Well, Joanne hits her head at the wall. Fantine was annoying. And they both leave.” He pauses for a minute, and puts his hand in his chin. “Well, Joanne had to leave because of the injury. Anyway, it’s past. Who’ll be next? Find out, next here…”

Blaineley pushes Chris out of screen, and says, “You’ll see a lot of drama in this whole new episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

“So, I forgot something at the room,” Catheryn says, as she gets up from the chair, “Be right back.”

Catheryn appears in the confessional. “I wasn’t going to the room. I felt something suspicious about Chris, last night. I know he’s hiding something. And I’ll find out what it is!”
The scene changes to the Angry Birds girl at their room.

“So, we should stick up together. Since we lost the two girls last night, the boys are totally targeting us,” Helen says.

“Really? I don’t think, so,” Mona says, “They aren’t the type who would make plans against our backs.”

“Remember Milly from that reality set up in Boney Island? She was thought of as nice and sweet, but she was evil,” Bitsy states.

“Ghrunf,” Sid grumbles. He enters at the bathroom, and the lock’s noise is heard.

The scene changes to Chris walking through inside the hotel, while Catheryn sneakily follows him. Chris enters at his room, and takes a hidden elevator, behind his wardrobe. Catheryn enters at Chris’ room, and takes the elevator.

The scene cuts to Catheryn in the confessional, “So, I followed Chris, and found out two secrets. He was hiding it from us the whole time. And I can’t believe we didn’t even find out before.”

The scene cuts back to Catheryn, inside the elevator. The elevator arrives at the last floor, and the door opens. Catheryn carefully steps out, just to find a giant stephouse.

“Hey, sweet. I’m here,” Chris’s voice is heard coming from inside the house. Catheryn walks up to the window, and looks inside the house, while hiding.

“Time to the make-out section,” Chris says. He comes close to a secret, dark figure. Catheryn’s eyes widen, and she gasps.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons, except Catheryn and Mindy, in the pool.

The scene changes back to Catheryn at Chris’ secret penthouse. She is seen walking around it, without anybody noticing.

“So, he has a pool? And a hot tub?” Catheryn says. “I have lots of that at home.”

Chris voice is then heard whispering something. It then comes louder and louder.

“Chris is coming!?!?! What I’m gonna do?” Catheryn nervously says. She hides behind an artificial box hedge. Chris and the mysterious figure pass through her. She quickly gets out of the bush, and takes the elevator back. She sighs in relief and says, “That was close!”

The scene changes to Starlight and Woodrow at the beach.

“You did a great job last night. You know, leading the team,” Starlight says.

“It’s nothing,” Woodrow replies, “I did it for the team.”

“But it was nice of you. There aren’t many people with team spirit anymore,” Starlight states.

“Do you think they are…?” Lorelai pauses and thinks for a moment, “No. That’d be weird, and wrong.”

“No. That’s ridiculous. I meant that Catheryn is probably bribing Chris so she can have some kind of advantage,” Zachariah says.

“Well, she’s pretty rich. She even paid for a new vehicle of losers,” Lorelai states.

“But it doesn’t make sense. Why would she lose money to win money?” Zachariah asks.

“Well. Maybe her father has some sort of agreement with Chris,” Lorelai says.

“We should keep an eye on this girl,” Zachariah says.

Lorelai is seen in the confessional. “Catheryn is doing something suspicious. She better take care of herself, because I’ll find out what she’s hiding, and then, she’ll pay for this.”

The scene changes back to the restaurant. Chris enters at it, along with Crystal and Blaineley.

“Good morning!” Chris says.

“Not so good, right now,” Catheryn replies.

“It’s challenge time. Follow me if you want to win,” Chris says.

“Another life-threatening challenge,” Bitsy says.

“No. It’s just a twenty questions game,” Crystal says.

“It was a secret, Crystal,” Chris annoyed says, “I would scare them all with a fake challenge.”

“You just ruined your father’s joy,” Blaineley says, “Good job!”

The scene changes to Chris, Chef, Blaineley, Crystal, and the contestant at the beach. It has two podiums in opposite sides of the beach, each with a flag of one of the teams in the front.

“The challenge is simple. It’s a twenty questions game. Each team will chose an animal. The other team will have to ask twenty questions, in order to find out what is the animal. The team who guesses the animal from the other team first, wins immunity. If neither of the teams guesses the animal after twenty questions, they’ll have the chance to do one more question, and it will go on, until someone guesses the animal right.” Chris explains.

“Okay. So, get in your places. Since the Raccoons won last challenge, they’ll be starting this one. Remember, after the Birds answers, they’ll be asking, and the Raccoons will be answering. No lies and cheating are allowed,” Chris explains, “So, let’s gonna start.”

Chris walks up to the Birds, “And the birds are the winners of this weird challenge. I don’t know if anybody understand what happened here, but anyway.” The Birds cheers.

"Thanks to the mountain goat," Bitsy says.

“I told you, we are in a team of losers,” Orlando says to Catheryn.

“Oh, and just for the winners, we have special packages from home,” Chris says. He tosses boxes from each of the Birds’ members. They all open their boxes, revealing that Bitsy received a handheld video-game, Danny L. received a golden chain with the dollar sign, Sid received a knife, Starlight received a headband with peace signs stamps, Mona received a guitar, Cliff received a blanket, Helen received a purple cellphone, and Woodrow received a khaki cowboy hat. “Congratulations. And as always, you’ll get allowed access to the pool, and pool parties. Raccoons, see you at the Elimination Ceremony.”

Mona was seen in the confessional, “Benny’s hint did make it a lot easier for us. At first, we thought their animal was a polar bear.”

The scene changes to the Raccoons’ girls at their room.

“Who are you voting for, girls?” Lorelai asks.

“I’m voting for Benny,” Catheryn says.

“Yeah. What he did in the challenge was pretty dumb,” Lorelai says.

“It was an accident, though,” Alice says.

“Yeah, Alice has a point,” Mindy says.

“So, who you gonna vote for?” Catheryn asks Lorelai.

“I’m not sure, I’ll think about it before,” Lorelai replies.

The scene changes to the boy’s room from the Raccoons.

Orlando is seen yelling at Benny, “Gosh, you’re totally stupid. We had the game in our hands, and you screwed it.”

“It was an accident. I’m really sorry,” Benny sadly says.

Orlando is seen in the confessional, “I hate lower class people. They’re so undeserving to having me on their team.” The scene changes back to the boy’s room. “I’ll go take some fresh air,” Orlando says, as he leaves the room.

“He’s mean,” Faustino says.

“I know, right?” Benny says.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Let’s take a walk before the Ceremony,” Zachariah says. The boys leave the room. Alice and Mindy both leave their room at the same time as the boys.

“Hey, guys. Where are you going?” Alice asks.

“We’ll take a walk, around the island,” Faustino says.

“Oh, okay,” Alice says. The boys, except Nigel, walk away.

“So, you’re not going with them?” Mindy asks to Nigel.

“Nah,” Nigel replies, “I need to talk with you.”

“I’m going to take a walk, so,” Alice says, smiling. She leaves.

“I still really like you, Mindy. And I was thinking if we could try out again,” Nigel says.

“Well, you don’t think we are going too fast?” Mindy asks.

“Well, yeah. But we can start at the beginning now,” Nigel says.

“Well, I really like you, and I miss you too. But, if you don’t think we’re jumping too fast at it, then I’ll give another chance to us,” Mindy replies. She kisses Nigel in his cheek, and he blushes.

“Oh, my two friends together, so cute,” Alice’s voice is heard, out of screen. Mindy giggles.

The scene cuts to Blaineley, chef and the contestants around the campfire, at the elimination ceremony.

“So, Chris was having some problems with lawsuits from Heather. So, I’ll be taking control from today’s Elimination Ceremony. As you know, if you don’t get a seashell, you are out. The first seashell goes to… Lorelai, Nigel, Zachariah, Mindy, Alice, Faustino, Catheryn.” Blaineley tosses seashells to the mentioned contestants. “The last seashell goes to…” Orlando is seen with a annoyed look, while Benny is with a worried look.

“Benny,” Blaineley says, as she tosses a seashell to Benny.

“I was too awesome to this, anyway,” Orlando angrily says.

“But really, why him?” Catheryn asks.

“Because he’s annoying, and keeps whining about how he’s beter than us, and about all his money,” Alice replies.

“Well, I don’t want to reveal this, but I have to… Orlando’s family is bankrupt,” Catheryn says. Everybody else gasps.

“I told you to keep this in secret,” Orlando angrily says to Catheryn.

“How do you know that about him,” Zachariah says.

“My family lent money to his family. We dated briefly when we were young, but then we broke up because he became a stuck-up, rude guy,” Catheryn says.

“Do you… really?” Catheryn asks. Catheryn and Orlando lean to kiss. Chef Hatchet then takes Orlando by his arm and throws him inside the helicopter. Catheryn waves at him, as the helicopter leaves.

“That ends with another dramatic episode,” Blaineley says, “Admit it, I did a greater job at the elimination than Chris. Well, I hope the producers realize that and replace Chris with me. Find out if this will happen, in the next episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

Chapter 7 – Scavenger Manhunt

Blaineley is seen at hotel lobby. It’s seen to be night time. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” she says in a low voice, almost whispering, “The contestants went into a twenty questions game. The birds won with the mountain goat. It was down to Benny and Orlando, but the rich spoiled got the boot in the end.” She grins, and continues, “You may is wondering, where is Chris? Stay tuned, and look at the episode, where everything will be answered, only here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The contestants are seen at the beach together. Bitsy is seen playing her handheld video-game. Benny and Faustino are next to her, seeing her playing.

“Nah, you’re all wrong. I decided to add a new twist to the show.” A dramatic song plays. Chirs glares at the side, where Chef is seen with a radio, listening to the song mentioned. Chef realizes Chris is glaring at him, and turns off the song. He glares at Chris. Chis look back at the contestants. “As I was saying, I’ve hid immunity idols through the whole island. If you find it, you’ll be able to save yourself from elimination. Remember to use it wisely.”

Catheryn is seen in the confessional. “Interesting!” She smirks.

“Anyway, that’s it! Stay with the activities you were doing.” Chris walks off.

Helen is seen the confessional, with folded arms and an angry look at her face. “I must find the idol!”

“Okay. Today’s challenge: a Scavenger Hunt. You’ll be searching for three keys at three locations: the forest, the swamp, and the falls. Then, you’ll have to find the final souvenir, a treasure chest inside the hotel. You’ll use the keys to open this treasure chest. Inside, there’s the immunity pass… and something else,” Blaineley says.

“Could you tell us what’s this ‘something else’?” Catheryn asks.

“You’ll find out later,” Blaineley replies, “So… go!” The contestants run into the forest.

“I’m going back to my sleep,” Chef says, as he leaves. Blaineley thinks for a moment and says, “Me too.” She leaves.

The Angry Birds are seen walking through the forest. They arrive at the a clearing.

“If I was a clue, where I’d be…” Danny L. states.

“I’ve played many games of this kind. They always hide the clue in a place where we’d never find,” Bitsy says.

“The first clue is somewhere in the bush that is as colorful as an apple,” a girly, high-pitched, female voice is heard over the loudspeaker.

“Who’s that?” Cliff asks.

“It’s Crystal. I’ll give hints about where are the clues about where are the keys,” she says.

“Okay. Thanks,” Mona says.

“So, let’s think about it… ‘the bush that is as colorful as an apple’? What could that means?” Woodrow asks.

Starlight runs away from the cave, screaming, with the key in his hand.

“Yo, what’s happened?” Danny L. asks.

“The bear is coming!” Starlight yells. The whole team screams in horror. Starlight stops to run, and starts to laugh. “There’s no bear. I was just playing with you, guys,” she says, laughing.

“That was… funny,” Mona says.

“So, let’s go?” Cliff asks. The team nods. The Mad Raccoons then arrives.

“So, here are you,” Lorelai says.

“Good luck with the key. We already have ours,” Woodrow says. The Birds walks away.

Lorelai rolls her eyes, “Crystal, could you help us, please?”

“Okay. The next clue is inside the biggest tree’s hollow,” Crystal says over the loudspeaker.

“That one?” Faustino says.

“I think. There’s only one way to find out,” Zachariah says. He pushes Faustino at the tree hollow.

Lorelai glares at Zachariah, “What’s the matter with you?”

“Someone had to go,” Zachariah replies.

“I find the clue!” Faustino says out of screen.

“Great. Now get out of there,” Alice says. Faustino gets out of the hollow with bee stings in his face.

“What happened?” Benny asks.

“There’s a hive in this tree,” Faustino replies, “I’m fine. Just some bee stings.”

“What’s the clue?” Catheryn asks.

Faustino read the clue, “‘The key is inside the bear’s cave, next to the tree where you found the clue.’” Everybody looks at Alice. “What? Okay, I’ll go,” Alice says. Alice enters the cave, and quickly gets out.

“That was fast,” Benny says.

“And the bear?” Lorelai asks.

“That’s the funny thing. It’s the bear’s cave, but there’s no bear in it,” Alice replies.

“Anyway, let’s go,” Zachariah says.

The scene changes to the Angry Birds at the falls.

“Now I know why this is called ‘Paradise Falls’,” Bitsy says.

“The clue is inside the bluest shell around the falls,” Crystal announces.

The Mad Raccoons arrives at the falls when the Birds are searching the blue shell.

“The clue is inside the bluest shell around the falls,” Crystal announces. She then says in an angrily tone, “Now find it quickly because I wanna sleep!”

Benny says, “Here is it!” He raises his hands, holding a shell. Helen takes the shell from his hands and says, “Thank you!”

“We got robbed!” Catheryn shouts.

“Wait, we don’t need to find the clue,” Zachariah whispers, “We can follow them, and see where the key are.”

“Good idea,” Lorelai says in agreement.

The Birds are in the forest, close to the falls.

“’The last two souvenirs you are searching are together, in the place where you eat’,”

“The key is with the chest, at the restaurant,” Woodrow shouts.

“Let’s go!” Bitsy says. The Birds runs away.

Zachariah pops out of a bush. “See? That was easier than find a shell,” Zachariah says.

Lorelai pops out of the bush, and says, “Sure. Quick, to the restaurant.” The whole team gets out of the bush, and runs.

Zachariah says in the confessional, “There are three ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Zachariah’s way, who is the best. It’s almost the same as the wrong way, but epicer.”

The Birds arrives at the restaurant. Crystal pops out from the kitchen. She says, “Congratulations to arriving at the last step.”

“So, any clues?” Bitsy asks.

“It’s in the kitchen,” Crystal says. The Birds runs into the kitchen. The Mad Raccoons arrives at the restaurant.

“Congratulations to arriving at the last step,” Crystal says.

“Thanks,” Mindy replies.

“It’s on the kitchen,” Crystal says. The Raccoons runs into the kitchen.

Inside the kitchen, Danny L. is seen looking inside a cupboard. “If I were a treasure chest, where I’d be?”

“I’m so cold,” Crystal shouts.

“Wanna a coat, yo?” Danny L. asks.

“I got it,” Woodrow says. He runs to the fridge. He tries to open the door, but it’s chained.

“The key,” Mona says. Starlight tosses the key at Woodrow.

“We can’t lost again,” Lorelai angrily says. She grabs Zachariah by his hood, and throws him at the fridge. He falls on Woodrow.

“I’m not with the key,” Zachariah says.

“But I am,” Bitsy says. She runs to the fridge, and unlocks it. She takes the chest, and tosses it to Starlight. She says, “Take it, Starlight.” Starlight runs away from the kitchen, and opens the treasure chest.

“Starlight won the challenge for the Birds. You all have immunity,” Crystal says.

“Wow, what’s this?” Starlight asks.

“I must talk privately with the birds, before the Raccoons go to the elimination ceremony. And please, bring the ‘treasure’ with you,” Blaineley says, entering at the restaurant.

The scene changes to Blaineley and the Angry Birds sitting around the pool.

“So, here are we. Inside the treasure, there’s an immunity idol,” Blaineley says. Starlight takes the idol from his back. “Actually, this is not for you. You’ll give the idol to someone from the other team. Choose wisely, because it can change the whole game,” Blaineley explains.

“We’ll think about it,” Woodrow says.

The scene changes to the Raccoons at the campfire ceremony at the beach. “As you know, whoever who doesn’t gets a seashell is out,” Blaineley explains.

“Yes, and will never come back. We all know that,” Zachariah says.

Blaineley folds her arms. She continues, “Anyway, the first seashell goes to… Nigel, Lorelai, Faustino, Mindy, Alice, Zachariah” Blaineley tosses seashells to the mentioned constestants. “Benny, Catheryn. One of you will be leaving today. The last seashell goes to…”

“Yes. I have the immunity idol,” Catheryn says as she takes the idol from her back.

“That was predictable,” Nigel comments.

“So, due to this, Benny’s leaving,” Blaineley announces.

“Oh. But I was doing so great,” Benny says.

“Actually, the author couldn’t think of a better reason to you stay,” Blaineley states.

“Bye guys.” Benny sniffles. “I hope I get to return in the All-Stars.”

“A ‘Worst of the Worst’ season would be more fitting for you,” Catheryn says.

Benny enters at the Helicopter of Losers, and leaves.

Blaineley pops out in front of the camera. “That ends with another rather weird episode, but since I was hosting this, it ended up being the best so far. So, watch the next episode, and don’t forget, send emails to the production to replace Chris with moi.”

Chapter 8 – Super Drama Bros.

“Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” Chris introduces, “The contestant went into a Scavenger Hunt with Blaineley, Chef and Crystal. In the end, Benny went home, thanks to the immunity idol played by Catheryn. Yeah, a mostly boring episode due to the lack of moi, but my daughter did a great job.” Chris wipes a tear of his eye. “My little Crystal. She’s following dad’s steps. Anyway, don’t miss this epic episode, of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The episode begins with the Mad Raccoons leaving the elimination ceremony. Everybody is glaring at Catheryn. They enter at the hotel, where the Angry Birds are about to go to their rooms.

“Benny left,” Zachariah replies. He says in the confessional, “It seems weird that Chris introduced the immunity idols and Catheryn had one right when we were going to vote her off. I still think she has some sort of agreement with Chris.”

Woodrow says in the confessional, “Actually, we gave the idol to Faustino, as he’s the weakest member of the team. Catheryn found the other one by herself. And if she got one, she must be pretty close to a second.”

“No, you can go sleep. I’ll stay here with her,” Woodrow says, sitting next to Starlight.

“Don’t worry. I’m going to sleep,” Starlight says. She gets up and leaves. She says in the confessional, “Them both like me. And I like them both too. But I can’t date two guys. I’m kinda cheating them. That makes me feel bad.” Starlight is seen leaving the confessional. Catheryn is seen hiding behind the door. “Another juicy secret,” she says, and evilly grins.

The scene changes to the morning. Mindy and Nigel are seen walking at the beach.

Alice wipes a tear from her face. “I love when happy couples get formed.”

The scene changes to the Birds’ guys sleeping at their room, except for Sid, who is looking through the window. He is then seen in the confessional. “I miss my family. My mother, my brothers. They are everything for me. I don’t want to be here, but my family really need the money. I must win this, for them.” He sighs.

Back at the room, Woodrow is waking up. He looks at Sid in front of the window.

The scene changes to the Mad Raccoons’ girl’s room. Catheryn is at the bathroom with her hair dryer on extremely louder.

“Could you turn that off?” Lorelai dryly says from her bed, covering her ears.

“There are people here who want to sleep,” Alice angrily says.

Catheryn look at the girls. She rolls her eyes, and turns off the hair dryer.

Catheryn says, “Party poppers.”

The scene changes to Lorelai in the confessional. “Catheryn is so going home,” she says.

Catheryn is seen in the confessional, with a bushy hair, with folded arms and an angry look at her face. “Hello, I need to dry my hair. I know I’m extremely pretty, but my hair is a little bit evil.”

The scene changes to the Angry Birds’ girls at their room. They are all sleeping, except for Helen. Starlight wakes up.

“The girls are still sleeping?” she says to herself. She gets up, and enters at the bathroom. Bitsy then wakes up. She stretches, and quickly takes her handheld video-game and starts playing. Mona wakes up with the noises from the game.

“The challenge is simple. Each team will have a hero, a princess and a villain. The challenge: both heroes will have to pass through the obstacle course, and reach the finish line. In the other side, the villain from the opposing team will be waiting for the hero in front of a castle. The hero will have to defeat the villain, enter the castle and rescue the princess. Whichever team completes the challenge in the shortest time wins. The rest of the team will slow down the opposing team, throwing turtles into the heroes, with the help of those catapults,” Chris explains, as he points to a pile of plush turtles, and a catapult.

“BEST CHALLENGE EVER!” Bitsy yells.

“Anyway, choose the lucky ones,” Chris says.

“Okay. Helen will be the princess, Sid will be villain. I’ll be the hero!” Woodrow says.

Chris nods and says, “Okay! Raccons?”

“I can be the villain,” Zachariah says.

“Sure, go ahead!” Lorelai says.

Zachariah says to Lorelai, “You should be the princess. Rawr!” Lorelai rolls her eyes.

“So, Nigel, you should be the hero!” Alice says.

“Yeah,” Nigel replies.

“As for the princess… it call me!” Alice says.

“You?” Faustino asks.

“Yeah. My dream is being a princess, singing with birds, bunnies and other wonderful woods’ creatures,” Alice says. Everybody stares at her.

“Okay. But first, you’ll have to get in character!” Chris says.

Alice and Helen are wearing a pink, long and fancy dress, with white gloves and a golden crown. Nigel and Woodrow are wearing a fake mustache, overalls, a red shirt, and a red hat.

“Are you kidding me?” Helen says, with folded arms.

“You girls are so cute with those dresses!” Mindy says. She squeals.

“She’s right. You both are definitely adorable,” Chris says.

“I hate you,” Helen annoyed says.

“Anyway, the Birds will go first, since they have won the last challenge,” Chris says. He gives a map to Nigel and Woodrow, and says, “So, get in your places.” Woodrow walks to course. “Are you ready?” Chris asks to Woodrow.

“Come on. He’s over there. Hit him!” Catheryn says. Mindy hurls a turtle. It hits the intern in the head, making him fall in the ground.

“Congratulations,” Lorelai sarcastically says to Catheryn.

“Shut up,” Catheryn replies.

Woodrow steps in a trap in the ground. A giant black boulder with eyes and sharp teeth appears behind him. Woodrow runs.

“The challenge is getting interesting,” Chris says.

“Creepy sadist,” Woodrow shouts to Chris.

“One minute will be add to your final time,” Chris says. Woodrow glares at Chris.

Woodrow reaches the finish line.

“And Woodrow completed the course. Now he must defeat the main villain,” Chris says.

“You are going down!” Zachariah, dressed as a spiked, large turtle costume, and a red wing. He punches Woodrow in his face, knocking him to the ground.

“Game over!” Zachariah says.

“I wouldn’t count with that!” Woodrow says. He slips under Zachariah, making him fall. He then gets up, and runs to the castle. Zachariah chases over him.

“Come on,” Woodrow says.

“You’re not winning this time,” Zachariah says. Woodrow enters at the castle, and climbs the stairs. Zachariah does the same.

“I’ll not give up,” Zachariah says.

“Me neither,” Woodrow replies. Woodrow reaches a lobby with a door. He kicks Zachariah, making him fall the stairs. He opens the door, revealing a pink bedroom. Alice is seen sitting in a pink bed.

“Your princess is in another castle,” Alice says.

“What?” Woodrow stares at the naturalist girl.

“I’m kidding. Helen is over there,” Alice points to a folded arms Helen behind the door.

“Let’s go,” Woodrow says.

“Why should I?” Helen asks.

“We must go, or we’ll lose the challenge, and you’ll be voted off,” Woodrow replies.

“Enough,” Helen states. They get out of the room.

The scene changes to Helen and Woodrow outside the castle.

“Congratulations,” Chris says.

Zachariah gets out of the castle.

“Dude, you kicked me,” the extreme guy says.

“Sorry,” Woodrow says.

“The results will be revealed at the end of the challenge. Anyway, time for the Raccoons,” Chris says, “Get in your places.”

The next scene shows Nigel in front of the obstacle course.

“Are you ready?” Chris asks. Nigel nods. “Go!” Chris shouts.

Nigel runs through the obstacle course, while being hit by several turtles.

Bitsy says in the confessional, “That’s not right. When Nario gets hit by the turtles, he lost a life. That’s not accurate.” She rolls her eyes.

Nigel runs over the course. The intern with the brown mushroom costume appears. He charges at Nigel. Nigel jumps at his head, making him fall. Nigel continues walking. A cardboard turtle appears in front of him.

“Yeah,” Nigel says. He passes through the cardboard, ripping it off. He continues running through the course, while dodging the turtles. The intern with the stone costume appears. He jumps on Nigel, crushing him in ground.

“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Mindy yells.

Nigel gets up, and pushes the intern, making him fall. He continues walking. He looks at the ground, and walks past the trap.

“That’s not fair. He knew that there was a trap,” Woodrow says.

“You should’ve been aware of that,” Chris replies.

Nigel crosses the finish line. He looks at Sid, who is wearing the exactly same costume as Zachariah.

“I have to do this,” Sid says. He grabs Nigel, and throws him in the ground. Nigel crawls between Sid legs. He gets up, and enters the castle. Sid chases over him. Nigel is seen climbing the ladders, followed by Sid. He arrives at the room. He opens the door, and sees Alice at the window, singing with little birds.

“Let’s go,” Nigel says.

Sid arrives at the room. “You’re not going anywhere,” he says. Alice screams. A seagull then flies on Sid’s face, distracting him. Alice and Nigel quickly get out of the room.

“That *BLEEP*ing bird. Did you see what he did?” Sid angrily says in the confessional.

The contestants await for the result of the challenge.

The scene changes to Chris, along with Helen, Woodrow, Alice and Nigel outside the castle.

“Time to see who will win the challenge,” Chris says.

“Chef brings up a cue card, and gives it to Chris.

“Woodrow completed the challenge in… eight minutes and sixteen seconds. With the penalty minute for insulting me, the Birds’ official time is of nine minutes and sixteen seconds,” Chris says. The team glares at Woodrow.

“Nice move, idiot,” Helen says. Woodrow looks down, and blushes.

“The Raccoons’ official time is of… Seven minutes and forty three seconds. The Raccoons are the winners,” Chris announces. The Raccoons cheers. “Birds, see ya at the Beach Ceremony.”

The scene changes to the Birds girls except for Starlight, at their room.

“Oh, well. That sucks,” Mona says.

“Yes. I don’t want to vote anybody out,” Bitsy says.

“Well, there’s Starlight. She’s a coldhearted bi-“ Helen says.

“Don’t say that,” Mona interrupts.

“I was going to say… okay, I was really going to say that,” Helen says.

“Helen has a point,” Bitsy says.

Mona says, “Yeah. The drummer of my band used to have two girlfriends. He said it was something true rock stars does. When they found out, it didn't ended well to him."

“Rock ‘n’ roll stereotypes? You can do better than that,” Mona replies.

“I can, but that’s enough to make you angry,” Helen says, as she smiles at Mona. Mona replies by rolling her eyes.

Woodrow and Cliff are seen at the beach, looking at the sunset.

“So… what’s up?” Woodrow awkwardly asks.

“Fine,” Cliff replies.

“Well… nice,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah,” Cliff adds.

Starlight walks by them. “Guys, could we talk?” she asks.

“You can try, but I’m not sure if you’ll succeed,” Woodrow replies.

“I want to explain everything. And tell how sorry I am,” Starlight says.

“Okay. Why you lied to us?” Cliff asks.

Starlight awkwardly explains, “Okay, man. The time I’ve spent with you, and I loved. We had a gas together. You both are groovy people. And I… I really like both of you.”

“But why did you had to lie to us?” Woodrow asks.

Starlight replies, “Because I liked both of you, a lot. I couldn’t choose only one to date. I didn’t want to crush your feeling, neither. What I did was the pits. I’m not expecting that you guys forgive me, but I wanted to explain everything. What I have to say is: I’m sorry. I should’ve tell the truth to you, guys. Now I’ll take my stuff, and be ready to split from there.” Starlight turns back, and walks away.

“I forgive you,” Woodrow says.

“What?” A surprised Starlight stops walking.

“I forgive you.” Woodrow smiles.

“But… you don’t have to. If I were you, I wouldn’t forgive me,” Starlight says.

“I know what you’ve done. But what matter is that you admit your mistake, and you apologized,” Woodrow says. Cliff silently walks away.

“What?” Cliff and Woodrow shocking say in unison. “I convinced them to give you another chance,” Woodrow says.

“I asked them to vote for me,” Starlight says, “I got closer of the Mother Nature. I lived a great experience. And I’ve made several friends. I don’t care about the money, and I don’t need the money. I know you all need the money, or want it. I don’t want to take anybody’s chance of winning.”

Cliff walks up to her. “Starlight… I forgive you,” he says.

“You don’t need to,” Starlight says.

“But I want. Let’s forget about it,” Cliff says.

“I forgive you too,” Mona says.

“Me too,” Bitsy agrees.

Sid folds his arms. “Meh… I wasn’t even mad at you, so whatever.”

“Yo, I’ll forgive you too,” Danny L. says.

“Good bye,” Helen rudely says.

“Bye, people. It was great to meet you all, and all the experience. I consider you all my friends. Even the other team's members… and Helen,” Starlight says. She walks through the dock, and takes the Helicopter of Losers.

“Bye,” Woodrow says.

“Seeya,” Cliff says.

Everybody but Helen waves at her. Starlight waves back at them.

“I’ll miss all them. But I know we’re going to see each other soon,” Starlight says. She smiles.

Chris is seen at the dock, after everybody left the beach. “Wasn’t that such a heartwarming ending? Well, that ends another episode. More drama, romance, fights, and much more. Only here on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” He smiles. “I wonder where the world is Blaineley and Crystal. I haven’t saw them for a while.”

Chapter 9 – And Then There Was One

Chris is seen at the dock, in midnight. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a roleplay challenge, based on a famous video-game. Catheryn found out that Starlight were going out with Cliff and Woodrow. Starlight told everybody what really happened, and everybody forgave her… except Helen.” Chris laughs, and continues, “That girl is dangerous stuff. Anyway, despite everything, Starlight asked to everybody vote her out, and they did. Bye-bye, hippie. With only fourteen contestants left, who’s gonna win? Who’s gonna be voted off? And when is the merge coming? Find out, here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls.”

Chris pushes Blaineley. “Shhh. That’s my job.” He clear his throats, and continues explaining, “Chef’s hiding somewhere at the island, and you’ll have to find him. There are clues about Chef’s hiding place everywhere at the island. The first team to find Chef will be the winner.” The contestants stand, looking at each other in an awkward silence moment.

“Well… so, we have a killer, right here,” Woodrow says. He nervously continues walking, and suddenly falls on the ground. Helen walks to Woodrow, and takes a dart from his neck.

“Another one!” Mona screams in horror.

“We should go look for Chris,” Helen says.

The members of the Mad Raccoons are seen are seen at the pool area.

“There’s definitely a clue around here,” Catheryn says. A dark figure passes around the team.

“What’s that?” Mindy asks in horror.

“We’ll see if there’s anybody around,” Zachariah says. He walks off, along with Lorelai.

The members of the Angry Birds are seen at the restaurant.

“Chris is not here,” Danny L. says.

“He probably knows about the killer,” Mona says.

“We should stay here, together,” Cliff suggests.

“Let’s go to the kitchen, so. It’s safer,” Helen says.

The Mad Raccoons’ remaining contestants are seen at the pool, waiting for Lorelai and Zachariah.

“Where are they?” Alice asks.

“We should look for them,” Mindy says. The team walks at the same direction as Lorelai and Zachariah. The then scene changes to them at the middle of the forest.

“I wonder where they went,” Catheryn says. Mindy loudly screams.

“What?” Alice asks. She turns back, to see Lorelai and Zachariah with an arrow in their chest.

“Somebody killed them,” Faustino yells in horror.

“That’s horrible,” Nigel says.

“We must get away from here,” Catheryn says.

Chris announces over the loudspeaker, “An incident has happened. Go to the docks now. We’ll be leaving the island.”

“Let’s go,” Catheryn says. The Raccoons run off.

The contestants arrive at the dock almost at the same time.

“Oh, the other team. It seems everybody is safe,” Mona says.

“Well, almost everybody,” Catheryn looks down.

“Zachariah and Lorelai… they are dead!” Faustino says.

“And where’s this quiet dude?” Sid asks.

“Nigel!” Mindy shouts.

“No. The killer caught him,” Alice says.

“Where’s Chris?” Helen asks.

“He must been coming, let’s wait inside the helicopter,” Sid says.

“I found Chris,” Faustino says. He points to Chris and Chef’s bodies inside the helicopter cockpit, with a knife sticking out of their chests.

“We’re not going to survive here. Let’s get out of this island,” Catheryn says. She pushes Chris and Chef’s bodies off of the Helicopter of Losers, and enters at the cockpit. The rest of the contestants join her at the helicopter.

“Do you know how to drive this?” Faustino asks.

“Totally. I’m an expert,” Catheryn replies. She says in the confessional, “I have no idea about how to drive a helicopter.

“No. Let me explain everything. Everybody is okay. They are all in my secret room for staff people. They weren’t killed, just tranquilized. It was just a challenge,” Chris explains.

“And I’m the winner?” Faustino asks in disbelief.

“Yes. I’ll bring back the rest of the contestants, and send the Birds to the elimination ceremony,” Chris says.

The contestants are at the restaurant.

“Nobody really screwed up. We did well at the challenge,” Bitsy says.

“I know who we are going to vote off today,” Helen whispers for Mona and Bitsy.

“We should vote for Bitsy. The only thing she does is playing her game and being annoying. If I remember well, she was the first victim at the challenge,” Sid suggests.

“And you’re rude, mean and the only thing you do is complaining,” Bitsy says. She points at Sid’s face. “Ha! In your face!”

“Great. We won again,” Alice says.

“Not because of you,” Catheryn rudely says.

“At least Alice got farther than you,” Mindy defensively says.

Catheryn rolls her eyes, and folds her arms. “Whatever.”

Zachariah says, “Chill out, girl. We won. You’ll be here for at least one more night. Let’s celebrate.”

Catheryn sighs. “Okay. I’m a competitor, like you and everybody else. At least I’m not one of the old contestants.”

“What’s up with them?” Nigel asks.

Catheryn says, “Well, besides the few ones who got a career at the media, they are pretty much regular citizens now. Most of them don’t mind, but there’s a few ones who want their fame back. One of them is even secretly dating Chris.” Everybody gasps.

“Chris is dating a former contestant?” Woodrow says. Everybody laughs.

“I’ll shut up now. I shouldn’t have said that,” Catheryn says.

“Come on. Who’s that? I’m sure it’s Blaineley,” Zachariah says.

“Or Heather,” Alice says.

The members of the Angry Birds are seen at the elimination ceremony. “Seriously, guys? I thought your team was going to be great. I was wrong,” Chris says.

“Shut up, yo. Our team is awesome. We’re just suffering of a few misfortunes,” Danny L. says.

“Sure, you’re the best team ever. That’s why one of you will be leaving, once again,” Chris says. “Anyway, I’ll handle the seashells. Mona, you’re safe.” He tosses a seashell to the rocker chick. “Woodrow, Helen, Danny L.” He tosses their seashells. “Bitsy is also safe.”

“In your face,” Bitsy says, pointing to Sid’s face.

“Sid and Cliff, one of you will be leaving. The last seashell goes to

“Sid!” Sid catches his seashell.

“What? Why me?” Cliff asks in disbelief.

“Sorry, Cliff. We’ll miss you,” Mona says.

“Oh, that’s okay. I had a great time here. Bye, guys.” He heads to the Helicopter of Losers, waving at his former teammates.

Helen is seen in the confessional. “Yes, we voted off Cliff. He was a deadweight for the team.” She pauses for a moment, and her eyes get tearfully. “Okay, I… I have a crush on him. It was keeping my concentration out of the game. He had to go.” She sighs, and leaves the confessional.

Chris says, “Well, that’s it. Nine is gone, thirteen is in. And the merge is coming. What’s going to happen? Find out next time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls!” He smiles to the camera.

Chapter 10 – Wimps’ Olympics

Chris and Crystal are together at the docks. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a mystery challenge, where the contestants were killed by a mysterious person. We had a lot of drama, horror, and more. In the end, Faustino won for his team, and Cliff got the boot, thanks to Helen, who revealed that she secretly had a crush on him.”

Crystal continues, “Eleven are gone, thirteen’s still in. What’s going to happen? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” She smiles to the camera.

“That’s my daughter!” Chris proudly says.

(Theme Song)

The members of the Mad Raccoons are at the restaurant, sitting at their dining table.

Helen, who is sitting right next to Danny L., whispers at him, “Danny… How did you knew about it?”

“Oh…” Danny L. gives a wide smile. “About what?”

“That the merge was coming soon? You’re a great rapper, and you are smart enough to figure it out? I will tell you a secret… I like smart and talented boys.”

“Well… I’m not that great,” Danny L. timidly says.

“You are. Seriously, I always thought you were a sweet guy. But now, you’re… the perfect man!” Helen flirtatious says. Danny L. blushes. “I was thinking, would you like to be in an alliance, with me, Bitsy and Mona?”

“Yes, yes, yes! I’m in, with sure,” Danny L. excitedly says.

“Nice!” Helen smirks.

Danny L. is seen in the confessional. “Dan-Dan’s here just got the hottie of the season!”

The scene changes to the Angry Birds’ members reunited at the girl’s room.

“Okay, guys. We really need to win this challenge. We can’t lose three times in a row,” Woodrow says.

Helen says, “But what can we do? We’re already doing our best, and it’s not like we’re going to win out of nowhere.”

“Well, that’s true,” Bitsy adds.

“So, we need to make sure that the other team will do worse than us,” Sid says.

Mona says, “Oh… are you trying to say-“

“Sabotage? Yes, that’s what I’m saying,” Sid replies.

“No. We must win fair and square!” Woodrow says.

“Whatever… don’t blame me if we lose once again.” Sid storms off the room, and slams the door.

The members of the Mad Raccoons are seen at the pool. Alice, Faustino, Lorelai, Mindy, Nigel and Zachariah are swimming, while Catheryn, wearing sunglasses, is lying on a deck chair, texting at her cellphone.

“It’s so fun,” Alice says.

“I know!” Mindy says in agreement.

Catheryn yells, “How can you guys relax? We’re having problems. The merge is coming soon, and guess what? The other team is targeting us.”

“I don’t care,” Zachariah says.

Catheryn says, “We must keep together at the merge. The other team already has a plan against us at the merge. They are voting together, and they will eliminate us, one by one.”

“Wow. I knew it! Those guys from the other team are shady,” Faustino says.

“Yes… So, we must win this challenge,” Catheryn says.

“Whatever,” Lorelai says, obviously annoyed by Catheryn.

Chris’ voice is heard over the loudspeaker. “I have an announcement. Please, meet me at the beach, in front of the forest. McLean, out!”

“Well, let’s go,” Zachariah says.

All the contestants are seen at the beach, standing in front of the forest.

“Where’s Chris?” Woodrow asks.

“Here!” Chris says, popping out from behind them.

“What the heck…” Helen snaps.

Chris says, “It’s time for the awesome, the epic, the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious challenge ever! Today, to celebrate the London’s Olympic Games, we’ll have an Olympics challenge!”

“Woo… I’m really happy,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Whatever!” Chris says, rolling his eyes. He continues explaining, “It’s pretty simple. You’ll be competing in eleven different Olympics sports. When you win the challenge, you’ll receive a golden medal. The team with the most number of golden medals at the end will be the winners of the challenge.

“Eleven? I thought you were going to do six sports, and one of us would have to sit out,” Lorelai says.

Chris says, “Oh, well, I wanted a bigger challenge. So, let’s see the first match…” Chef arrives, carrying a giant screen. In the screen, it appears Helen’s head, Lorelai’s head, and a figure of a man swimming. “It’s Helen against Lorelai, at swimming!” Chris announces.

Chris and the contestants are seen at the pool place. Helen and Lorelai are at the edge of the pool, wearing their swimsuits.

Chris states, “Basically, you’ll have to swim to the other side of the pool, and come back. Who arrives here first, wins the first medal. Are you ready?” The girls nod their head. “So, go!” The two girls jump into the water. Helen is seen ahead Lorelai. Lorelai swims faster, and reaches Helen.

“Oh my gosh, I don’t even want to see that,” Mindy says, covering her eyes.

Helen is seen at the leading. She arrives to the other side, and swims back to the end. Lorelai arrives to the other side right after Helen. Lorelai passes Helen. Helen then splashes water at Lorelai, and passes her.

“Okay, what’s taking so long? The pool isn’t even that big.” Chris comments.

Helen quickly swims to the edge, and finally arrives at the end, with Lorelai right behind her.

“And the Birds get the first medal!” Chris announces. The Angry Birds team cheers. Helen and Lorelai get out of the water. Helen looks at Danny L. and winks. Danny L. smiles and blushes.

“She splashed water in my face!” Lorelai protests.

“It’s not against the rule. Don’t you have the Olympic spirit?” Chris states.

“Don’t worry. We are going to win the next challenge,” Zachariah says to Lorelai.

“Speaking of which…” Chris says. The screen turns on, showing Sid’s head, Faustino’s head, and a figure of a guy running. “Faustino against Sid, at athletics!”

“You can do it, Fausti!” Mindy cheers. Faustino then loses his balance, and falls on the ground. He gets up, when a squirrel comes at nowhere and jumps at his face.

“And Sid wins another medal for the Birds!” Chris announces.

“I’m sorry, guys,” Faustino says for his team.

“Anyway, let’s go to the next match.” The screen shows Mona’s head, Zachariah’s head, and a figure of a man playing basketball. “Mona and Zachariah in a Basketball match!”

The scene changes to Chris and the contestants in a sports court. “The rules are simple: who makes three points first wins. So, start!”

Zachariah easily grabs the ball. He runs towards the hoop. Mona takes the ball from him, runs towards the other hoop. She throws the ball at the basket. “Mona has one point!” Chris says.

They return to their position. Mona starts with the ball. She runs towards the hoop and throws the ball at the basket. Zachariah successfully blocks, and takes the ball. He aims at the basket, and throws the ball. “Zachariah has one point!” Chris says.

Zachariah begins with the ball. He runs towards the hoop, and throws the ball at the basket. “Another point to Zachariah!” Chris says.

The ball starts once again with Zachariah. He attempts to throw the ball at the basket from the middle of the court. Mona blocks, and takes the ball. She runs towards the other hoop, and throws the ball at the basket. “And… it’s tied. The next point will be decisive!” Chris says.

Mona starts with the ball. She runs towards the hoop, and throws the ball at the basket. The camera then shows, in slow motion, the ball flying to the basket. It bumps into the hoop, and falls onto the ground.

“Crap!” Mona shouts.

Zachariah grabs the ball, and runs toward the other hoop. Mona charges at him, but he easily avoids the read-haired rocker. He then throws the ball at the basket, making his third and final point. “And Zachariah gets the first medal for the Raccoons!” The members of the Mad Raccoons cheer.

Zachariah says in the confessional, “I’m awesome, you know. I could defeat Michael Jordan blindfolded.”

“Fourth round will start now!” Chris says. The screen shows Bitsy’s head, Mindy’s head and a figure of two men fighting. “Bitsy against Mindy, at boxing.”

Helen runs towards Danny L. “Don’t worry, you made a good job.” She smiles at him, and he smiles back.

The next scene shows a montage of several matches. Woodrow is seen wearing a red gymnastic leotard, doing several backflips, and then Alice, wearing a light blue leotard, dancing around with a ribbon. Woodrow is then seen with a golden medal. The next scene shows Sid and Catheryn playing Handball. Catheryn scores, and is seen receiving a golden medal. I the next scene, it shows Danny and Zachariah are seen playing soccer. Zachariah strongly kicks the ball at the net. In another scene, Helen is cheering with her team, in a volleyball court.

The montage stops at Mona and Lorelai is a tennis court, holding a tennis racket.

Chris says, “The Raccoons are winning five-four. If they win this match, they will be the winner of the challenge. If the Birds wins, then we’ll play the tie-breaker challenge. Who makes five points first, wins this match.”

“And what’s the tie-breaker challenge?” Faustino asks.

“Surprise… but I’ll tell you it will be epic!” Chris states. “Anyway, start… now!” Lorelai and Mona start playing. The camera shows the ball going from side to side. The scene changes. Many hours have passed, and they are still playing.

“Oh, that’s boring,” Helen says.

“We’re here for three hours, and they are still tied two to two!” Catheryn complains.

“Whatever. Whoever makes the next point wins,” Chris says. The camera closes to Mona and Lorelai’s faces, which are looking determined. They then begin playing harder. Mona burst out of energy, and strongly hits the ball, scoring.

“Okay, Mona wins!” Chris says.

“Call me Mona Sharapova,” Mona says.

Back at the beach, Chris is seen in front of the big screen. “And for the tie-breaker challenge, we’ll have the best sport we’ve ever seen. One of the greatest movies in the history is based on this sport.”

“Let me guess… Badminton?” Zachariah says.

“Zachariah is right. Welcome to the badminton challenge!” Chris says.

“But… we’ve just played tennis. Isn’t badminton almost the same thing?” Faustino states.

“No. Badminton and tennis are too… well, they are pretty similar,” Chris says.

“So, please, a different sport?” Catheryn says.

“Okay. I’ll think…” Chris says. He turns to Chef, “What do we have?”

“Oh, we have a bow and arrows,” Chef replies.

“Okay, that’s it. We’ll have the awesome archery tie-breaker match,” Chris announces. “So please, I need three members from each team.” The teams reunite to make the decision.

“Okay, Who’s there is good at archery?” Helen whispers.

“Not trying to brag about it, but I am pretty good at it,” Woodrow proudly says.

“I hate to admit that, but I had archery at camp when I was a child,” Sid says.

Chris explains, “Okay. The challenge is simple. Each of you has one chance to shoot the arrow at the target. Each ring of the target is equivalent to a certain number of points, just like the sport. The team with the most number of points wins.”

“I’ll be first,” Woodrow says. He gets in position, and takes the bow. He aims the target, shots, and the arrow hits the blue ring.

“Woodrow has 5 points. Next?”

Sid gets in place, took the bow. He shots, without even aiming. The arrow hits the red ring.

“Sid contributes with 7 points to his team. If Bitsy makes at least one point, her team wins.”

Bitsy gets in position. She takes the arrow and the bow. “Guys… I’ll be honest… I’ve never really played archery. Those games aren’t even that realistic.”

“So, why the heck did you told us that you were good at it?” Helen angrily asks.

“I just wanted to impress you, guys. I don’t have any special quality or talent besides playing games. I was thinking I wasn’t worth of staying,” Bitsy replies.

“Yo, Bitsy, you are a nice and caring girl. You are very supportive. And your talent of playing games is something special,” Danny L. says. Everybody stares at him with wide eyes. “What? My mom is a psychiatric.”

“See? Just trust in you,” Mona says.

Bitsy aims at the target, and shots. The scene then shows, in slow motion, the arrow’s way, and hitting the target.

“Bitsy gets more 9 points to her team. The Birds wins.” Chris says.

“Unbelievable,” Catheryn says.

“But… that looks so fake. But it’s real!” Helen says.

“Yeah, I made it!” Bitsy replies.

“That was kinda predictable. There’s always a lame happy ending, and the author wanted to have both teams even at the merge,” Zachariah says.

“Please, no fourth-wall breaking. That only works at Rhonda’s stories,” Lorelai says.

“Okay,” Zachariah frustrated says.

Blaineley pops out of nowhere. “And the diva has come! And I’m pretty close at taking over this show.”

“Seriously, why don’t you just give up already?” Chris says.

“Chris, I’ll be here forever. I’ll never give up,” Blaineley replies.

“But you are annoying,” Chris states.

Blaineley replies, “Oh, Chris, listen. I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.”

“What do you mean by that? Chris asks.

“That if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best,” Blaineley replies.

The contestants are seen at the restaurant. The Angry Birds’ members are celebrating.

“We won!” Woodrow says.

“Oh, yeah. That’s so awesome,” Mona says.

“And it was all thanks to Bitsy,” Danny L. says.

“Awww, that was just luck,” Bitsy says.

“I agree,” Sid annoyedly says. He is seen in the confessional, “That girl annoys me. I’m so happy the merge is coming, because I couldn’t stand being on a team with this girl anymore.”

“Finally, we’re out of that craziness. Blaineley appeared out of nowhere, just to make a funny reference,” Catheryn says.

“Let’s forget it, like everybody else will. The question is, I have no idea about who I’m voting off tonight,” Zachariah says.

“I already have my vote… and you will agree with me for sure,” Catheryn says, and evily grins.

The staff members, plus the Mad Raccoon’s team members, are at the elimination ceremony place.

Chris says, “This is the last elimination ceremony as a team. That night, one of you will be voted off. Now I’ll begin calling your names.” He takes a bucket full of seashells. “I have only six seashells. The first seashell goes to… Alice, Mindy, Nigel, Zachariah, and Lorelai.” Chris tosses the seashells to the surviving campers. “Faustino, your bad luck doesn’t help your team. Catheryn, you’re a spoiled bratty, and your team thinks you’re annoying and evil.”

“But, it can’t be possible. I told you guys to vote off Faustino,” Catheryn says.

“Look, it wouldn't make sense to vote for him,” Zachariah says.

“The teams will be gone, and he’s the least likely to be a threat at the merge,” Lorelai says.

“Ugh, whatever,” Catheryn angrily says. “Oh, I have some things to say before I go. I’ve been listening to most of your confessionals.”

Zachariah says, “What? Oh no, you didn’t…”

Catheryn begins her blabbering, “Yes, I did. Zachariah has a crush on Lorelai. Mindy is a wealthy girl. Faustino has a crush on Bitsy. And Nigel is British, so he’s the only person from this team that I like.”

“Okay, too much. Time to go, Catheryn,” Chris says.

“Oh, and Blaineley is Crystal’s mother,” Catheryn says.

“We all knew it,” Lorelai says.

Catheryn says, “Yes, but… Chris is not her father.”

“You’re not my father?” Crystal asks.

Catheryn continues, “Blaineley and Chris was a young married couple. Then Blaineley cheated on Chris with a supermodel, and got pregnant. Chris thought he was her father, until Blaineley told him the truth, when Crystal was five. Chris broke up with Blaineley, but he loved Crystal too much to leave her. Blaineley agreed that he could stay with her, and then she left to pursue her dream of being a famous celebrity gossiper.”

“Get this girl out of here!” Chris demands. Chef grabs Catheryn by the arm, takes her through the docks, and throws her at the Helicopter of Losers.

Catheryn is seen leaving, inside the helicopter. “Bye, Total Drama: Paradise Falls… And Chris, you are gonna get what you deserve… soon.” She takes her cellphone, and looks at something in it. She then evilly smirks.

Chapter 11 – The Best Part is When We Go to the Whale

“Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls,” Chris begins, “We had the greatest challenge in the history of Total Drama: the Olympic Games. We had drama, fights, battle, and girls in bikinis. The girls from the birds decided to team up against the boys, and Helen flirted with Danny L. so he could join her alliance. In the end, the Raccoons lost the challenge, and Catheryn went home, but not before telling some juicy secrets about her teammates, Blaineley and me.” Chris rolls his eyes, “What a bratty.” He smiles again, “We still have twelve contestants, and we have a surprise today. Want to know? Keep watching this whole new episode, of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The members of the Angry Birds teams at the hotel’s lobby, while some loud noises are heard.

“Seriously, I officially hate Chris,” Mona says. “We won last challenge, and we can’t even enjoy our prize?”

“Hi boys. We were talking about how good it is that we made that far,” Alice says.

“Yes. I’m having a good time here,” Faustino says. He says in the confessional, “I’ve never been a lucky boy. But now I’m in the final 12. And I’m gonna win this.” He begins laughing, and then falls from the seat.

He takes a heart-shaped locket from his pocket, featuring a photo of him, her mother and his two youngest brothers. He sighs and says, “I miss you all.”

Mona walks in. “Hey, Sid.”

“Leave me alone,” Sid rudely shouts.

“Oh, sorry. I just want to talk,” Mona says.

“Why? Why do you even care about me? I don’t like any of you,” Sid says.

“But I’m just-“ mona says.

“Get out. Please,” Sid says.

Mona walks away. She says in the confessional, “I was that close at punching him at his face. I’m impatient. I can’t handle those people.”

The next scene shows the nighttime. The contestants are arriving at the restaurant.

“Hmm, what smells so good?” Mindy asks.

“Good evening!” Chris says, emerging from the kitchen. “Congratulations for making that far. As a reward, we’ll have a special dinner: pizza!” The contestants cheer.

Chef emerges from the kitchen, glaring at the contestants, and bringing several pizza boxes with him.

“Are they made by Chef?” Lorelai dryly asks.

“No, I ordered them from the best pizzeria from Toronto,” Chris says.

Chef is seen in the confessional. “My pizza is the best,” he says, clearly offended by Lorelai’s statement.

The scene cuts to the contestants leaving the restaurant, after the pizza.

“Aww, that was a great day,” Bitsy says.

“No challenge, no drama… just lots of pizza,” Faustino says.

“Yes, that was good. Taking a break from everything,” Alice says.

“It’s suspicious. Chris is not a nice guy,” Mona says.

“Oh, well… It’s doesn’t seems to be something Chris would do, but whatever. Let’s just wait and see,” Zachariah says.

The scene cuts to daytime. The contestants are seen sleeping at their respective rooms.

“Attention, your lame excuse for mitochondria. Go to the beach in this exact moment,” Chef calls over the loudspeaker, causing everybody to wake up.

At the beach, the contestants are gathering around the host and his staff.

“Hey campers. I have two announcement today,” Chris says.

“The team’s phase is over, and today is the merge,” Helen says.

“Shut up!” Chris shouts, and continues, “Anyway, from today, it’s every camper for themselves. No more teams. It’s merge time.”

“Oh… but I can’t live without my BFF here,” Mindy says, pointing to Alice.

“You will survive,” Helen says.

Chris says, “Don’t worry. Since you made it to the merge, I decided you deserved to stay at the presidential suites, on the first floor. Girls get room 11, boys get room 12.” Chris handles the room’s keys to Helen and Nigel. “So, go pack your bags, move on to your new rooms, and I’ll announce you to come back for the challenge.”

Bitsy, Helen and Mona are walking towards their new room.

“New roomates… That’s great,” Bitsy says.

“More people we can’t trust in,” Mona says.

“Don’t be so negative,” Bitsy says.

“I’m just being realist,” Mona says.

Alice, Lorelai and Mindy walk in.

“Helloooo, new roomies,” Mindy excitedly yells, hugging the girls who used to be from the opposing team.

“He’s just misunderstood,” Mona says. “The guy has a rough life. Give him a chance.”

“I’ll think about it,” Bitsy says.

“And I know who we are going to vote off, anyway,” Helen says.

The scene cuts to the Elimination Ceremony.

“Welcome to the first elimination ceremony after the merge. I have eleven seashells for twelve of you. If you don’t receive a seashell, you are out, blah, blah, blah, and you already know everything,” Chris says.

“So professional,” Helen states.

“Shut up,” Chris shouts. “Anyway, the first seashell goes to Bitsy and Woodrow, the winners of the challenge.” Chris tosses seashells to the cowboy and the gamer girl. “Mona, Alice and Nigel are also safe.” Chris tosses seashells to the mentioned contestants. “Lorelai, Mindy, Zachariah, Faustino and Helen. Danny L. and Sid. Oe of you will be out today. The last seashell goes to…”

“Sid!” Chris tosses the last seashell to the punk. “Time to go, Danny bro!”

“Yo, why me? I didn’t nothin’ wrong,” Danny L. asks in disbelief.

“I don’t care. Go,” Chris says.

Danny L. looks down, and walks towards the dock. When he’s about to enter the helicopter, he sends a kiss to Helen. “I’ll never forget about the time we’ve spent here,” he says.

Helen says in the confessional, “I thought Danny L. would be useful to my alliance. But I was wrong. I’m lucky the girls were gullible enough to trust me. They really thought he’d be smart enough to be an evil mastermind?” She evilly laughs.

“What an anticlimactic challenge and boring episode. But I’m still gorgeous, and my payment is still high. What’s gonna happen? And why Blaineley and Crystal didn’t appeared today? I don’t have idea. So, stay tunned, and don’t miss the next episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Chapter 12 – The One With the Losers

Chef is standing at the docks. He begins, “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Beach-”

“Paradise Falls,” an unknown male voice whispers.

Chef continues, “-Paradise Falls, the contestants had to search for this whale’s vomit thing. It was also the merge, but they were too dumb to understand it and they got to the search in group. A lot of stuff happened, and that scrawny kid who likes rap left.”

“Hello, wonderful viewers,” a female voice says. “We are here to present the newest episode of Total Drama: Paradise Falls!” Catheryn pops out in front of the camera, revealing to be the female voice. “I’m here on Playa des Losers, to talk with the unfortunate losers.”

“Including you, hahahaha,” someone says out of screen.

“Shut up, Benny,” Catheryn shouts. “Anyway, let’s see how they have been enjoying their time after losing the chance to get rich like me.”

Danny L. and Lancelot are seen inside the bathtub. Catheryn walks up to them.

“I’m just kidding. I sometimes hate those random changes of heart,” Yumi says.

“Me too,” Fantine says.

Catheryn pops out from inside the bar, “Enough of the boring talk. Tell me. Any juicy gossip? Do any of you have a crush on someone? Why Joanne is so boring?”

“Hey!” Joanne shouts.

Catheryn says, “Okay, I have questions. How do each of you felt about being early-outs, not contributing for the plot, didn’t having any significance to the show, and barely being remembered by viewers?”

“I hated it. My elimination was so unfair,” Yumi says.

“It was all Helen’s fault. I’m here thanks to her, too. How could I trust that girl?” Joanne says.

“Same,” Fantine says.

“Hmm, so you all have the same opinion?” Catheryn says. “No wonder why you are the three most boring contestants.”

“Hahahaha,” Benny laughs.

“And what about you, Benny?” Catheryn asks.

“Oh, I’m here thanks to you,” Benny says.

“Oh, it’s not my fault that I had an immunity idol,” Catheryn says, “And you are annoying as heck, which is worse than being boring.”

“Annoying? I’m hilarious,” Benny says.

“Yeah, okay. I’ll just leave now and interview someone more interesting,” Catheryn says.

Starlight is seen eating an apple in a deck chair, while Cliff is sleeping in another chair next to her.

“Here’s our fan favorite, Starlight,” Catheryn says.

“Hey, man,” Starlight says, making the piece sign.

“Starlight, do you know how much loved and admired you were by your fans?” Catheryn asks.

“I miss him so much,” Starlight says, “But I’m not sad, and I’m here rooting for him all the way. I love you, Woodrow!”

“Aww, that’s sweet,” Catheryn says, “So, another question… Being on the show is helping you with your environmental projects?”

Starlight replies, “Yes, a lot. I have many supports with all them. My most recents projects, such as ‘Nissim’s Save the Whales’, ‘No More Seagulls Hunting’, and my most supported project, United for Caterpillar’s Rights.”

“Oh, that’s nice,” Catheryn says, “I’m sure Starlight’s fans are happy now. It was a nice visit. Thank you all for watchi-“

A male intern walks in, interrupting Catheryn. He whispers something at her ears, and leaves.

Catheryn says, “Oh, we are not done yet. So, now, I’m going to interview…” She looks at a sleeping Cliff. “But… he’s sleeping. Who else can I interview?”

“I don’t know. But my father told me to go there, and tell you guys about something,” Crystal says.

“What? Tell us already,” Benny says.

“Okay. So, dad thought it would be fun to make the eliminated contestants competing in one special challenge, for a big prize,” Crystal says.

“Are we getting a chance to return?” Benny asks.

Crystal replies, “Surprise. But first. each of you will pick a name from one of the remaining players from this hat.” She looks to the side, “I said ‘hat’!” An intern walks up carrying a hat with eleven pieces of paper inside. “Okay, thanks. So please, pick a name. But don’t show the name to anybody else.” The former contestants pick a name each.

“Shut up. So, I’m asking a question about the competition. The first to press the buzzer answer it. The first person to make three points wins. So please, go to your addressed podiums,” Crystal says.

The contestants look to the sides. “Podiums? Where?” Catheryn asks.

“Those ones,” Crystal says, pointing to eleven podiums, with a red buzzer on them, right behind the eliminated competitors.

“But… when did… where did… how?!?!” Fantine confusedly states.

“Please, go to your respective places, and let the challenge begin,” Crystal says. The contestants walk up to the podiums. “Are you ready?” The losers nod. “Okay. Second question: Who found the chest with the reward for the Angry Birds on the first part of the first challenge?”

Joanne presses the buzzer. “Starlight!”

“One point to Joanne!” Crystal announces. Joanne cheers.

“Impressive. How’d you know that?” Starlight asks.

“You know, I have a good memory. Since I was a kid, I-” Joanne says, clearly with an inflated ego.

“Sorry, can you repeat? I got distracted by that butterfly that passed nearby,” Starlight says. Joanne looks down.

“Okay, second question,” Crystal says, “At the rowing challenge, who got paired up with Faustino?”

After a few seconds, Lancelot presses the buzzer. “I think it was Nigel.”

“Remember the competitor you were representing?” Crystal asks, “So, yeah, he’s getting invincibility today. And you guys are also voting for the elimination today.” Everybody cheers.

“Can we all vote for Helen?” Yumi asks.

“No. Because I gave her invincibility,” Joanne says.

“Yes, that’s sad. So, please go voting,” Crystal says.

The scene cuts to the remaining contestants at the Elimination ceremony place, at Paradise Falls resort.

“Welcome to a new elimination ceremony,” Chris says. “I have ten seashells for eleven of you.”

“Wait. We didn’t even vote,” Helen complains.

“That’s the surprise,” Chris explains, “Today, Crystal visited Play des Losers. Then, they competed in a challenge, representing someone here. Joanne, who was representing Helen, won, and now you have immunity.” He tosses a seashell to Helen. “Woodrow, Mindy, Alice and Nigel are also safe.”

“Yay!” Alice and Mindy cheer, and hug.

“Mona, Bitsy, Faustino and Lorelai are safe. Sid and Zachariah, for some reason, the losers voted for you. The last seashell goes to…”

“…Zachariah!” Chris tosses a shell to the extreme boy.

“Whatever!” Sid says. “This show wasn’t meant for me.” He walks to the dock.

“Please, accept. I know I’m not an annoyance like the rest,” Mona says.

“You are right,” Sid says. They handshake.

“Okay, time to go,” Chris annoyed says. Sid enters the Helicopter of Losers, and leaves.

Mindy wipes out a tear from her face, “That’s so sweet!”

“I hope you stay tuned, because next chapter will have more drama, romance, and I hope, good ratings. So, don’t miss next episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Chapter 13 – Picture Imperfect

Chris is standing at the docks. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we made a quick tour at the losers. Our fellow former contestants Catheryn interviewed the other eliminated competitors. Then they had a challenge with my wonderful daughter Crystal. Joanne won the challenge, and it was revelead that she was giving immunity to one of the remaining contestants, and it was none other than Helen. In the end, Sid was voted off. What’s gonna happen today? Found out, right here, on Total…. Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

“Well, because she’s trying to eliminate all the boys. It’s obvious that she’ll target Nigel at one point,” Mindy says.

“Don’t worry, we’ll never vote Nigel off,” Alice says.

Mindy hugs her girl-friends, “Thank you!”

Helen are at the girls’ room. Someone then knocks the door.

“Who’s there?” Helen asks.

“Bitsy!” a voice replies.

Helen opens the door, and Bitsy enters the room.

“Where’s Mona?” Helen asks.

“I don’t know. Why? Should I call her?” Bitsy says.

“No, no, don’t worry,” Helen says.

“So, why did you call me there?” Bitsy asks.

Helen says, “Alliance stuff. There’s a big treat in the game, who must go!”

Bitsy clueless asks, “Who?” Helen evilly smirks.

Mona is seen at the hotel’s lobby, playing her guitar.

“What’s up?” the cowboy asks.

“Oh, nothing. I’m just feeling a bit lonely,” Mona replies.

Woodrow asks, “What about the girls?”

Mona sighs, “Well, Helen and Bitsy are talking… about their own business. And I’m not really sure if the other girls feel comfortable with me around. Don’t get me wrong, they are alright. It’s just we have very different tastes.”

“I guess I can’t help you with this, so. We don’t see to have anything in common,” Woodrow says.

“I guess we don’t,” Mona says.

Lorelai is sitting at the dock. Zachariah walks up, and sits right next to her.

“Okay. Remember the scavenger hunt challenge?” Faustino asks. The girls nod. “So, the other team won an immunity idol as a reward, but they had to give it to someone from our team. And they choose me.”

“Oh, nice,” Mindy cheers.

“That’s great. But use it wisely,” Alice says.

“I will,” Faustino replies.

At the hotel’s lobby, Mona and Woodrow are seen laughing

“Girls, you are hilarious,” Woodrow says.

“I should become a stand-up comedian,” Mona says.

Woodrow says, “I never thought we’d get along so well.”

“Me neither,” Mona says.

Chris calls the contestants over the loudspeaker, “It’s challenge time. Find me at the restaurant, in five minutes.”

The contestants are sitting at the dinner table, on the restaurant.

“I’m hungry,” Mindy says.

“Wanna some chocolate?” Faustino asks, taking a chocolate bar from his pocket.

“I do,” Mindy excitedly shouts. She says in the confessional, “Well, I shouldn’t have accepted this chocolate.”

Back at the restaurant, Mindy is seen jumping up and down, with her mouth covered with chocolate. “This show is amazing. I love you guys. Where’s Chris? Where’s Crystal? Where’s Blaineley? I’m so excited for today’s challenge, I’m sure it will be great!”
“Why did you give her chocolate?” Lorelai asks.

Chris begins explaining, “You’ll each be given a camera, and be sent into the woods. You’ll have to take a picture from each of your adversaries. The first one to do so wins the challenge. But remember, the photos must be in a good quality.”

“YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY,” Mindy begins cheering, jumping up and down.

Chris stares at her with a worried face, “What’s up with her? Well, actually, I don’t care.”

The contestants are seen standing in front of the woods. Chris says, “You’ll have five minutes safe to go to the woods. If someone takes a picture before the time, the person is disqualified. Got it?” The contestants nod. “Oh, by the way, the pool is back, and updated. We now have a bathtub, a TV, and a buffet table and a grill, so you don’t have to eat Chef’s food anymore.“ Chef glares at Chris. “And the time begins... now!” The contestants rush towards the jungle, while Mindy is seen doing some backflips.

Alice is seen sitting on a tree branch. Faustino walks by, and she takes a picture of him. “Yes!” She shouts. The tree branch then breaks and she falls.

“What?!?!” Faustino says. He looks at Alice, on the ground. He then takes his camera, and takes a picture of her.

“Okay, I got you and you got me,” Alice says.

“What if we work together?” Faustino asks.

“Yes!” Alice cheers.

Meanwhile, Mindy is seen running through the woods.

“This is so fun. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” she shouts.

She passes through Woodrow, making him lose his balance, and fall.

“What was that?” he confusedly asks to himself.

Helen is seen hiding behind a tree.

“I hope nobody sees me there,” she says.

Alice and Faustino walks by her. The sarcastic girl takes her camera, and takes a picture of the two former teammates.

“Two is down. Seven left,” Helen says. She prepares to leave, but begin listening to the two friends’ conversation.

“And that Helen girl? Mindy thinks she’s kinda shady,” Alice says.

“Oh. Well, she is a little bit rude, but I don’t think she’s evil,” Faustino says.

Alice states, “Me neither, but if Mindy does, what can I do?”

Helen, still hiding behind the tree, looks shocked by the revelation.

Mindy is still running through the woods. She suddenly finds Mona, and collapses right next to her.

Zachariah awkwardly says, “Well, I… I haven’t had the chance to say this, and you ended up finding it out in a… eh… weird way.” He blushes. “But I… well… I , I wanna says that I, well… I really like you.”

“Oh, that?” Lorelai says.

“Let me finish. Well, since you found out about it, you’ve been treating me in a coldly way,” Zachariah says.

Alice is seen in the confessional, “I vote for Helen. Sorry, I have to save my friend.”

Nigel is seen in the confessional, “Yeah. Helen.”

The scene returns to the Elimination Ceremony. Chris takes a bucket with some seashells inside. “I have only nine seashells here, for ten of you. If you don’t receive a seashell, you are out. The first seashells go the challenge winner Nigel,” Chris tosses a seashell to the quiet skater.

Chapter 14 – Survival of the Craziest

Chris is standing at the docks. “Last time, on Total drama: Paradise Falls, we had a challenge that was kinda boring. But some interesting things happened. Mindy had a sugar rush. Nigel somehow won the challenge. Helen’s alliance targeted Mindy for being a treat, then Faustino found out and gave his immunity idol to save Mindy. But Helen was smarter, and in the end, Faustino got the boot. Will that episode be more interesting than the last one? Are we having a decent challenge for once? And where is Crystal and Blaineley? Find out, right now on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Back at the challenge, Chris is still throwing random objects at the contestants.

Bitsy is seen cheering at Helen, while Alice, Mindy and Zachariah are cheering on Lorelai.

“You can do it, babe!” Zachariah yells.

Lorelai looks with wide eyes at Zachariah, “What?” She loses her concentration and her balance, and falls.

“Helen wins immunity!” Chris announces.

The Raccoons’ alliance looks down, while the Birds’ alliance cheers.

“Congrats Helen!” Chris says, “You win immunity, and a special reward: a visit to a karaoke steakhouse, with someone from your choice, and Crystal.”

“Yay!” Crystal cheers.

“Great!” Helen says, rolling her eyes.

“So, who do you choose?” Chris asks.

Helen looks through the contestants. Bitsy is show with a wide smile in her face.

“I choose…” Helen says, “Woodrow.”

Bitsy frowns. “Aroo?”

Chris looks at her with wide eyes, “Aroo?”

Everybody else looks at her with wide eyes. “Aroo?”

Helen says in the confessional, “I don’t trust that Mona and Woodrow’s friendship. I can’t let them both alone. I had to choose one of them to go with me, and I don’t think Mona will try to convince Bitsy to go against me.”

Crystal, Helen and Woodrow are seen at the steakhouse, while a teenager girl is singing a song about thanksgiving on the karaoke nearby.

At night, the contestants are seen at the elimination ceremony place in the beach. Chris walks up with the staff crew.

“Welcome to one more elimination ceremony,” Chris says, “One of you will be voted off, walk thought the Dock of Shame, and you can never, never, ever come back!”

“We know,” Helen says, rolling her eyes.

“Anyway, how was the reward at the steakhouse, Helen?” Chris asks.

“Meh,” Helen careless replies.

“I loved it!” Crystal says!

“Nice,” Chris says, “Now I’ll handle the seashells.”

“But, Chris, we haven’t even voted,” Helen says.

“Mah weird!” Chris says, “Alice, you’re up! Go vote!”

Alice gets up and walks towards the confessional.

The next scene, Zachariah is returning for the confessional, and sits on his spot.

“The votes are in,” Chris says, “If you don’t receive-“

“Blah blah blah! We all know!” Blaineley complains.

“Shut up!” Chris says. “Okay, the first seashell goes to Helen. Mindy. Nigel. Lorelai. Bitsy. Alice. Mona. You’re safe.” Chris tosses the seashells to them. “Woodrow and Zachariah! One of you will be voted off tonight. The last seashell goes to…”

“Zachariah!” Chris says.

“Yeah!” Zachariah cheers.

“Wait. Chris, I have the Immunity Idol!” Woodrow says.

Everybody gasps.

Woodrow walks up to Chris, and gives the immunity idol to him.

“This is an immunity idol,” Chris says, “Woodrow is safe. Zachariah, time to go!”

Chef grabs Zachariah by the arm, carries him towards the Dock of Shame, and throws him into the Helicopter of Losers.

Mona says in the confessional, “Now that Woodrow’s idol is gone, I’ll stick up with Helen. She’s an evil genius, and everything works for her, somehow.”

Woodrow says in the confessional, “The plan of blindsiding Helen is gone. Staying loyal to her is the best thing I can do for now.”

Chris says to the camera, “Can Helen pull an easy victory from now? Will Mona and Woodrow stay loyal to her? In this battle of the alliances, who’s gonna win? Find out in the next episode, of Total Drama: Paradise Falls!”

Chapter 15 – Guess Who?

Chris is standing at the docks. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a battle of the alliances. Helen convinced the opposing alliance that she had the Immunity Idol. Meanwhile, Woodrow told Mona about the real idol he had. At the challenge, Helen won immunity and a special reward, with Woodrow and Crystal. At the Elimination Ceremony, Woodrow received most of the votes. Though, at the last minute, he played his Immunity Idol, saving himself and eliminating Zachariah instead.” Chris is now seen at the beach, sitting in a deck chair, sipping drink from a coconut. “What’s gonna happen today? Will Mindy play her idol? Who’ll be the next voted off? Find out, right now!”
(Theme Song)

The contestants are seen returning from the last Elimination Ceremony.

Mona continues, “But, you wanna win, right? Would you vote her off if you need?”

“Nope,” Bitsy says.

“Wow, okay,” Mona says, “You are a good ally.” She smiles. She says in the confessional, “Bitsy trusts Helen so much. I can’t really trust her. What if I tell her about the blindside, and she goes and tells Helen everything?”

At the girl’s room, the former Mad Raccoons’ members are seen doing nothing.

Woodrow says in the confessional, “You know, at that point of the game, anything can happen. I realized that friendships are really important in the game. So, ya’ know, I’ll try to hang out with Nigel, and get on his good side.”

“Ok, join us. But we aren’t really the greatest people to talk with,” Woodrow says.

“I can live with that,” Mona says.

“So, what are the girls doing?” Woodrow asks. “They can’t be that bad.”

Mona replies, “They are playing ‘Truth or Dare?’. That’s, like, for stupid pre-teens.”

At the pool, the girls are seen sitting around the bottle. Mindy spins the bottle, and it stops on Bitsy.

“Truth or Dare?” Mindy asks.

“Truth!” Bitsy replies.

“Have you ever… had gasses at public places?” Mindy asks.

An annoyed Helen rolls her eyes. She says in the confessional, “Pathetic!”

Back at the beach, Mona is talking with Nigel and Woodrow.

“Guys, you are amazing!” Mona says.

“Thank you,” Woodrow says.

“So…” Mona begins, “You are a good guy, Nigel. I can tell you that Woodrow and I have a final 2 pact. Would you like to join us, and make it a final 3 pact?”

“Yeah, sure,” Nigel says.

“Okay, so, we can’t vote for each other,” Mona says, “You promise?”

“I promise,” Woodrow says.

“Yeah,” Nigel says, “Excuse me, gotta go.” He gets up, and leaves.

“Ok, I have news,” Mona says, “Don’t let Nigel know. The girls made a girls’ alliance.”

“Oh, my God,” Woodrow says, “Do you know if the first target is me or Nigel?”

“I don’t,” Mona says, “But I doubt they’ll have an agreement. If we get rid of you, the other girls could easily flip back to their original alliance, and vote us off. The same goes if we vote Nigel off.”

“No, you aren’t,” Blaineley says, coming from nowhere with Crystal and Chef.

“Hello daddy!” Crystal happily says, waving at Chris.

“Oh, nice. Blaineley’s here too,” Chris annoyed says.

“Yay, nice, family reunion,” Helen sarcastically says, “Please, can we just go to the challenge.”

“Don’t tell me what to do!” Chris says, “Anyway it’s challenge time!”

“I wonder what crappy challenge you have came up with,” Blaineley says.

Chris glares at the blonde, ignores her and continues, “Today, we’ll see how well you know each other. We have several questions. You have to answer those questions in private. Then I’ll tally the results, and we begin the challenge.”

The contestants nod.

“I’ve seen this challenge somewhere,” Alice says.

“Yes, sweetie. Chris is soooo creative,” Blaineley says mockingly.

“Shut up!” Chris yells.

The next scene shows the contestants sitting in bleachers, while Chris and the staff group is standing in front of them.

Chris says, “The votes have been tallied. I’ll now ask those questions, and you have to guess whose name has been answered most often, the name you think most of you has voted. If you do not guess it correctly, you are out. Last person remaining, wins immunity. Got it?”

The contestants nod.

“K, let’s start,” Chris says, “First question: Who is the nicest?”

Mindy answers ‘Alice’, while everybody else answers ‘Mindy’.

“The answer was Mindy, everybody but Mindy herself is right. Mindy, you are out!” Chris says.

“Awww. But this challenge is amazing,” Mindy says.

“Shut up,” Chris says, “Next question: Who mistakenly thinks they are in control of the game?”

Everybody answers ‘Helen’.

“The answer is Helen!” Chris says “Everybody’s right.”

Helen says in the confessional, “Indeed, I am in control of the game. But they are too dumb to realize.”

Chris evilly smirks. “Oh, yeah, remember when I told you to prepare for a surprise at the Bonfire Ceremony?” He says, “So, today, we’re having a double elimination! The two people with the most number of votes will get voted off.”
The contestants gasp.

“Drama!” Blaineley says.

Mona and Woodrow looks at each other. Mona gives Woodrow the thumbs up, and Woodrow nods.

Bitsy sighs. “Well, that’s game over, I guess.” She giggles. “I had a lot of fun. That was the best experience I’ve ever had. See ya’!” She hugs the remaining contestants. “Good luck for you all!”

“Ok Bitsy, wait there,” Chris says, “We’ll see who will join Bitsy.”

Mindy is seen with a worried look at their face, while Lorelai looks indifferently.

Chris says, “Second person voted off tonight…”

“A tie!” Chris says.

“What?” Helen angrily yells.

“We have a tie. Looks like both received two votes against them.” Chris says.

Mindy gets up, “Sorry, Lorelai. I’ll play my Immunity Idol.”

“That’s okay,” Lorelai says.

“And… all votes against Mindy do not count. Lorelai, time to go!”

“Meh, whatever,” Lorelai says, with a frown on her face. “Bye guys! Good luck for you all. For you too, Helen!”

“Thanks,” Helen answers.

Bitsy and Lorelai walk through the Dock of Shame, and enter the Helicopter of Losers.

“Wow, that was a shocking episode!” Chris says. “Will Helen continue with her winning streak? Will she forgive Mona and Woodrow? And how will Mindy and Nigel’s relationship develop? And will Alice get more screentime? Find out next time, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Chapter 16 – Fishin’ on a Hole in a Paper Boat

“Last time on Total Drama,” Chris begins, “Helen tried to form an all-girl alliance, but Lorelai had others plans. Meanwhile, Woodrow and Mona formed an unexpected friendship with Nigel, and they ended up making a final 3 pact. Lorelai wanted to vote Helen off, but she ended up winning immunity, making Lorelai to target her ally, Bitsy, and tried to take Mona to her side. In the end, moi revelead a twist: a double bout.” He evilly laughs, “I’m awesome! Anyway, Bitsy and Lorelai got the boot, and Mindy played her idol.” He scratches his head, “And that’s what happened last episode. What else is gonna happen? Is Alice having more screentime? I mean, she’s wasn’t even mentioned in this recap. Find out now, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

At the girls’ room, Helen and Mona are lying on their beds, while Alice is braiding Mindy’s hair.

“Come on, Helen! Stop thinking about the game for a second,” Mona says.

“Excuse me, we are in the game. How can I not think about it?” Helen says

“I mean, chill out. Let’s have fun,” Mona says.

“Oh yeah,” Mindy says, “Let’s have a ‘day for girls’ thing!” She squeals.

Alice says in the confessional, “I actually like Mona. She’s a good girl. As for Helen, well, I don’t hate her, but I do think she needs to chill out a bit. She’s too stressed and stuff.”

“K, what are we gonna do?” Alice asks.

“Well, Helen won last challenge. We should all go to the pool,” Mona says.

“K, let’s go,” Helen says.

Mona says in the confessional, “You know, the girls are actually pretty cool. I thought they were annoying and bubbly. I was wrong. Alice is pretty smart, and Mindy is so sweet, and they are really nice.”

Helen is shown in the confessional. “Meh. Mindy and Alice are so cheerful. They are kinda annoying. I don’t hate them, but I don’t like them either.” She says, rolling her eyes. “Anyway, I have to at least convince them I’m not a bad person. I want the girls’ alliance to happen!”

In the boys’ room, Woodrow and Nigel are talking.

“So, how’s you and Mindy?” Woodrow asks.

“Hmm, yeah,” Nigel says, “She’s cute.”

“Oh, come on. You are totally in love with her!” Woodrow says.

Nigel blushes, “Well, she’s… a good girl.”

Woodrow says in the confessional, “Ha! He’s totally in love with that girl.”

The girls are shown in the pool, playing water polo.

“OMG, girls! I’m loving it!” Mindy excitedly says.

“Yes. You both are really fun,” Alice says.

“Oh, you too,” Helen sympathetically replies.

“Breakfast! Be at the restaurant in five minutes!” Chris says through the loudspeaker.

The contestants enter the restaurant. Blaineley, Chef, Chris and Crystal are sitting at the table, surrounded with food, while some interns are serving them. The contestants’ eyes wide.

“Can you please shut up and stop hogging all the screentime?!” an annoyed Chris shouts, “Anyway, all aboard the S.S. McLean!”

The contestants plus the staff board the ship.

Helen walks up to Alice.

“Hi, Alice!” Helen sympathetically says.

“Oh, hi. What’s up?” Alice asks.

“You know the girls’ alliance stuff,” Helen says, “Would you join us if we agree to vote Woodrow off tonight?”

“Oh, sure!” Alice says.

“But you have to promise you will not flip back to Nigel and vote me off,” Helen says.

“I won’t,” Alice says.

The two girls shake hands.

“Excuse me, McLean… where’s out breakfast?” Mona asks.

Chris says, “Oh, I forgot to tell you… you’ll have to get your own breakfast!” He giggles.

“What?!?” the contestants exclaims.

“Well, this is your next challenge. You’ll go down into the ocean on boats of questionable quality. Next, you’ll fish. You’ll have ten minutes to fish the most number of fishes. The person with the most number of fishes wins!” Chris explains.

“Catch our own food?!” Mindy says.

“Only ten minutes?!” Woodrow says.

“At least we are not eating Chef’s food,” Helen says.

Chef glares at her.

“Fishing? Sorry, not doing it!” Alice says.

“Why?” Chris asks.

“I can’t harm an animal! I can’t!” Alice replies.

“Meh, I don’t care,” Chris says, “Alice is out. The rest, let’s go to the challenge.”

Helen votes in the confessional, “Nigel. Nothing personal. But yeah, I’ve never heard you talking.”

Mindy votes in the confessional, “Sorry, Helen. But you are against me and my friends.”

Chris says, “The votes are in. You are 6, but I have only 5 seashells. If you don’t get a seashell, get out of here immediately.”

Helen looks at Alice. Alice looks at Helen with a forced a smile.

Chris continues, “First seashell goes to Woodrow. Mona. Mindy. Alice. Helen and Nigel, our bottom two. One of you will be out tonight. The last seashell goes to…”

“…Helen!” Chris tosses a seashell for Helen.

Mindy jaw drops, “What?!” She looks at Alice.

“Yeah. Bye!” Nigel says.

“Wait!” Mindy gets up, “Nigel, you deserve this way more than I do. Chris, can I take his place?”

“Are you quitting? To save this guy?” Chris asks.

“Yes,” Mindy says.

“But your fan base is way bigger than his,” Chris says.

“You don’t have to,” Nigel says.

“No, you deserve to be here more than I,” Mindy says, “I’ll be more than proud of leaving the game to save a friend.”

Chris says, “Such a heroic move. I can even see the ratings.” He smiles widely. “Ok. Nigel, take Mindy’s seashell. Mindy, the dock of shame is over there.”

“Thank you for that, Mindy,” Nigel says.

“No problems,” she says, “Group hug?” Everybody hugs Mindy.

“We love you, girl,” Mona says.

Mindy walks though the dock. She waves at the contestants, and takes the helicopter of losers.

The contestants are seen leaving the elimination area.

Alice looks down, and sighs.

Helen stops next to her, and puts her hands in Alice’s shoulder. “Good move, girl.” She smirks.

“Wow, drama!” Chris says, “What’s gonna happen? Will Nigel find out about Alice’s backstab? Can Alice trust Helen? And will Mona and Woodrow do something interesting? Find out, next time, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Chapter 17 – Well Roleplayed

Chris is standing on the docks, as usual, holding an umbrella, while it’s raining. He says, “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls: the final 6 went fishing. Except Alice. Yes, so overdramatic.” Chris rolls his eyes. “Anyway, Helen finally convinced Alice to join her and Mona into an all-girls alliance. They were going to vote Woodrow off, but after he won the challenge, they had to change their plans. In the end, Nigel was voted off… or at least he was supposed to, because Mindy decided to take his place, and quit. Such a sweetheart. Anyway, What’s gonna happen? And what about this storm? Find out, right here, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

The girls are seen in their room. Mona is playing her guitar and looking through the window, while Helen is in the bathroom.

Mona turns around to see Alice lying in her bed in a fetal position. She stops playing her guitar, and asks, “Are you fine?”

“Yes, I am,” Alice says. She turns around, and looks at Mona. “No, I am not, to be honest. I’m just sad about what happened last night. Mindy was my best friend, and now she’s gone. I betrayed my two friends. I’m a horrible person.” She begins crying.

“No, no. You aren’t,” Mona says, trying to comfort her. “It’s a game, you know. You had to make a move to save your butt.”

“Yes, I know,” Alice says, sobbing. “But friends are more important than money.”

“Ok, I will try,” Alice says. She gets up, and the two girls hug. “Thank you for being such a good friend,” Alice says.

“No problem,” Mona says, “I’m here to help.”

Alice says in the confessional, “Mona’s a nice girl. I thought she was all mysterious and though, but she’s such a sweetheart.”

Helen gets out of the bathroom, “Good morning, girls!” She looks towards Alice with a sympathetic smile, “And congrats! You are now an official member of the girls’ alliance. Now you have our trust. Good job!”

“Yeah, thanks!” Alice says indifferently.

Alice walks in to the boys’ room and knocks on the door.

“Who’s there?” Woodrow asks.

“It’s Alice,” she says.

Woodrow opens the door. “Hey girl! How ya’ doing?”

“I’m fine, thank you. Can I talk to Nigel?” the girl asks.

“Oh, he’s not there. He got up really really early and went to a walk on the beach,” Woodrow says.

“Oh. Ok, thanks!” Alice says. Woodrow smiles.

Helen and Mona are in the main hall of the hotel, sitting on a couch.

“Ok, so Nigel’s totally going next,” Helen says.

“Yes, sure,” Mona says, “But please, can we talk about something else? You sound like a game-bot.”

The girls stay silent for a few seconds, until Woodrow, in his swimsuit, walks in. “Hello girls,” the farm boy says, “Ya know, I’m going to the pool. Do you wanna go with me?”

“Totally,” Mona says, “Let me get my bikini.”

“Yes, I’ll go too,” Helen says.

The girls get up from the couch, and walk towards the stairs.

Nigel is sitting at the docks, staring at the sea. He says in the confessional, “Yeah.” He sighs. “You know, I miss Mindy so much. I can’t believe Alice did that to us. I’m so upset at her. I don’t hate her for that, but I’m really upset at her.”

Alice sits next to him. “I’m so sorry for what happened. I am extremely sorry, and I honestly feel bad about it. You know, not gonna lie, I was just playing the game. But I feel sorry for betraying my friends.”

“Yeah,” Nigel says, “Do you regret that?”

“No,” Alice says, “I don’t. I’m here to play the game and win. I just regret the fact that it was against my friends.”

“Yeah,” Nigel says, and nods.

“I’m not expecting you to forgive me. I just wanted to open up with you. See you later,” Alice says. She gets up and walks away, while Nigel stays motionless.

The three former Angry Birds’ members are shown at the pool. Woodrow and Mona are swimming, while Helen is lying on a deck chair.

“You know, I wonder why Chris still hasn’t called us today,” Woodrow says.

“Yes, thankfully,” Helen says.

Mona yawns. “You know, I’m tired. I’m gonna take a nap.” She gets out of the pool, and walks towards the hotel.

Helen gets up of the chair, and walks towards Woodrow in the pool. “So, what’s up with you and Mona?”

“What!?” Woodrow clueless says.

“You and Mona. You know, you are so close. Are you two in a romance or something?” Helen asks snidely.

Woodrow gasps. “No, what the heck? We’re just friends.”

“Hmm, ok,” Helen says.

“It’s true! I’m dating Starlight!” says Woodrow. He is seen in the confessional, “Mona and I are just friends!” He folds his arms.

Back at the pool, Helen is seen leaving the area. “Anyway, I’m going. See ya.” She walks away.

“See ya,” Woodrow says. “Thank God!” He whispers to himself.

Meanwhile, at the girls’ room, Alice is seen sitting on her bed. Mona enters the room.

“Hey, girl,” Mona says, “So, did you talk with Nigel?”

Alice looks at Mona. “Oh, yes, I did.”

“How was that?” Mona asks back.

“Great,” Alice says, “I told him everything. I was just honest with him. He just asked me if I regretted my decision. Then he said nothing.”

“Oh. Give him some time. He’ll forgive you,” Mona says.

Nigel is sitting on the stairs in the hotel’s lobby, holding his head. Helen is shown stepping down the stairs. She looks at Nigel, and asks, “What’s up, honey?”

“Oh, nothing. I’m tired.” Nigel replies.

“Ok,” Helen says, “If you need anything, just tell me. I’ll be there for you, my friend.” She winks at the quiet boy.

Nigel says in the confessional, “Fake!”

Mona walks by them, “Hello!”

“Hey!” Nigel says.

Helen continues walking, “I have to go, see ya!” She turns around and walks off, but before she leaves the lobby, Nigel asks Mona, “So, is the Helen thing still up?”

“What the heck?” Mona says in disbelief.

Helen turns around, and looks at them. “What ‘Helen thing’?”

Nigel realizes what he has done, and says, “Nothing, nothing!” He and Mona laugh nervously.

“Ok. Just be aware that I hate when people lie to me, so you better tell me the truth,” Helen says. Mona and Nigel stay silent. “Okay. Sooner or later you’ll tell me, everything. Otherwise, you may be going home tonight,” Helen says angrily, and storms out of the lobby.

Mona disapprovingly shakes her head towards Nigel. “Good job!”

“Sorry,” he says, scratching the back of his head.

Helen says in the confessional, “I gotta find out what’s happening!”

Chef calls the contestants over the loudspeaker, “It’s lunch time. Come to the restaurant. NOW!”

The contestants are seen on the restaurant. Helen is glaring at Mona.

“So, whatever happened, why is Helen angry?” Alice whispers to Nigel.

“I… almost told Helen about Mona and Woodrow’s alliance,” Nigel says, “Now she knows there’s something happening, and she wants to find out.”

Chris enters the restaurant, “It’s time for a new challenge!” The contestants grumble. “Hey, stop grumbling, you will have a challenge anyway. So, please, follow me.”

The scene shows the contestants gathering around the staff group, in the assembly room.

“Chef, bring on the supplies,” Chris says. Chef walks out of screen, and returns with two large boxes.

“What’s this?” Woodrow asks.

“Today’s challenge is an incredible Total Drama Roleplay!” Chris announces.

“Oh, great, can I roleplay as myself?” Helen sarcastically says.

“No,” Chris says. “As homage to original Total Drama, you’ll be roleplaying as the Total Drama Island final 5. Each of you will play as one of the members of the final 5 of Total Drama Island. Chef, Blaineley, Crystal and I will then vote for who we think was the best roleplayer.”

“Yay, I’m so excited for this!” Helen snarks.

Chris rolls his eyes and continues, “Okay, now I’ll address your roles.” He takes a cue card from his back. “Alice, you’ll be Heather. Helen will be Gwen. Mona will be Leshawna. Nigel will be Owen. And Woodrow will be Duncan. Now go take your costumes in the crates.”

The next scene shows the contestants, still in the assembly room, dressed as their respective roles.

“Okay, you have an hour to rehearse,” Chris says, “See you in an hour!” He leaves the room.

“Wow, this sucks,” Helen says, dressed as Gwen, “I did not sign up for this.” She folds her arms, and grumble. Helen says in the confessional, “By the way, Gwen, if you are watching this show, you have bad hair."

“Shut up, weirdo,” Alice says, dressed as Heather.

“And you are an annoying, complaining, spoiled brat!” Mona says, dressed as Leshawna.

Nigel walks in, dressed as Owen. He is also wearing many pillows to make it look like he’s bigger. “Yeah,” he says as his normal self, but quickly realizes and corrects himself, “I mean, woohoo! This is awesome!”

“Ugh, whatever. I hate you all!” Alice complains, “Can’t wait until the show is over. I’ll get my billion, and I will never have to see any of you again.”

“You suck- Okay, I give up. I have no idea how to act as Duncan,” Woodrow says.

“It’s easy. Just be a douche or something,” Mona says.

“I can’t, though. I’d do much better as Owen,” Woodrow says.

Alice says in the confessional, “Yes, it’s fun to roleplay as Heather. You know, showing the dark side of Alice. That’s something I’ve never done.” She giggles.

Time elapses, and the judges of the challenge joins the cast in the assembly room.

“Time up,” Chris says.

“Wow, you look great, boy!” Blaineley mocks Nigel.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

Blaineley says in the confessional, “I told Chris to do a Total Drama World Tour roleplay instead. Who wouldn’t love to roleplay as me, the queen B? But no, he must be a bitter hag and oppose anything I say. Ugh!” She folds her arms and grumbles.

“Alright, time for the action!” Chris says.

“Good luck!” Crystal sweetly says, and smiles widely.

Mona says in the confessional, “I can’t believe that girl is Chris and Blaineley’s love child.”

“Yeah,” Nigel says, “I’m going now. See ya!” He leaves the room. In the hallway, he bumps into Helen, and they fall.

“Oh, sorry,” Helen says, as she gets up. “You wanna a help?”

“No, thanks,” Nigel says, as he gets up.

“Oh, I have something really important to talk to you. Do you have a minute?” Helen says.

“Yes, sure,” Nigel says.

The scene changes to the contestants on the beach for the elimination ceremony, around the bonfire. Chris walks in holding a bucket with some seashells in it.

“Welcome to another elimination ceremony. I have four seashells for five of you. If you do not receive a seashell, you are out for good,” Chris says, “The first seashell goes to Alice.” The host tosses the seashell to the nature lover.

“Thank you!” Alice says.

“The next seashell goes to Nigel. And Helen.” Chris tosses the seashells to the aforementioned contestants.

“I tried my best. Sorry,” Mona says to Woodrow. They hug.

“The last seashell goes to…”

“Mona!” Chris tosses the last seashell to the rocker girl.

“What? How?” Mona says.

“Yeah, I promised you I wouldn’t vote for you,” Nigel says.

“I didn’t vote for you, either,” Alice says.

“Yes, I told them both to vote for Woodrow,” Helen says, “You are a physical threat, dude. Nothing personal.”

“Yeah, it’s okay. I had a great time there,” Woodrow says.

“Time to go,” Chris says.

“I know. Bye!” Woodrow says, as he waves to the remaining contestants, “Well, at least I’ll get back to Starlight. I miss her. And I’m definitely rooting for Mona. She was an amazing friend.” He boards into the Helicopter of Losers.

“Bye, dude!” Mona says, waving at Woodrow.

“Wow, that was a dramatic ending. Will Nigel forgive Alice? Will Helen forgive Mona? Can the girls still work together and take out the sole male Nigel? Find out, in the final four episode of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!” Chris says, closing the episode.

Chapter 18 – Quest for Chris McLean

Chris is standing on the docks as usual. “Last time, on Total Drama: Paradise Falls: The final five competed in a roleplay challenge, where they were supposed to act as the Total Drama Island final five. Helen ended up winning immunity for the millionth time. Meanwhile, Alice opened up with Nigel, and apologized for voting for him in the previous elimination ceremony. But the true climax happened when a devastated Helen found out that her two biggest allies, Mona and Woodrow, were campaign against her behind her back, just to then confess that she actually considered Mona as her best friend. In the end, though, Woodrow got the boot somehow.”

Blaineley suddenly appears out of nowhere, and pushes Chris out of screen. “Now with friendships broken, what’s gonna happen? Will Helen and Mona still work together? Will Nigel forgive Alice? Find out, in this next episode of Total… Drama-”

“Paradise Falls!” Crystal says, jumping in front of Blaineley.

“Hey!” Blaineley says.

“Sorry. I always wanted to do the introduction,” Crystal says, blushing.

“GET OUT!” Chris yells at both of them.

(Theme Song)

The four remaining contestants are seen in the restaurant, sitting at the table, silently eating some green substance.

“Yesterday… wow, what a day! Helen is furious. She’s giving the silent treatment to Mona, like, ignoring her entire existence,” Nigel says in the confessional.

Alice is shown in the confessional, “Ok, that was awkward. Helen hates Mona; Nigel’s still not talking to me. I don’t know what to do. We should all be friends.”

Alice attempts to start a conversation, “So… final four. Congratulations! We did a great job!”

“Yeah, that’s awesome!” Mona excitedly says.

“Meh,” Helen careless says. She gets up, and walks out of the restaurant.

“Damn!” Alice says, and frowning.

Mona says in the confessional, “Helen is mad at me for no reason. Gee, it’s just a game, get over it!” She folds her arms and glares at the camera.

It is now nighttime. Mona is playing her guitar on the hotel’s main hall. Alice walks in, “Hey, girl!”

“Hey,” Mona replies. “So, what about you and Nigel?” the rocker girl asks.

“Oh, we haven’t talked anymore,” the nature lover replies.

“Oh, that sucks,” Mona says, “Anyway, I come here with a proposal.”

“Oh, please, don’t tell me you turned into a gamebot,” says Alice.

“No, I didn’t,” Mona says, “But I gotta save my butt. Helen wants me out. I’m just making a deal with you before she does it.”

“Ok, I’m listening. What do you want?” Alice asks.

“You will not vote for me in the next two elimination ceremonies,” Mona says, “And I don’t vote for you.

Alice rubs her chin while thinking. She sighs. “I… I don’t know. If Helen wins immunity, I’d have to vote for Nigel. And, you know, we’ve been friends since the beginning. And let’s be honest, I haven’t talked to you until the merge.”

“Oh, well. I understand,” Mona says, clearly disappointed.

“It’s nothing personal, ok? I just want to redeem myself with Nigel,” Alice tries to comfort her, “Are you mad at me or something?”

“No, I’m not,” the red-haired girl says, “Well, I guess all I can do now is to win immunity?”

“Good luck,” the environmentalist cheerfully says. The two friends share a hug.

Nigel is seen in the confessional, with a sad look on his face. “It’s been kinda lonely lately. I miss my Mindy.”

He is then shown in the boys’ room, lying on his bed.

“Ugh, I’m so bored,” he complains. “You know what? I’ll go out. The night is beautiful!” He jumps out of his bed, and leaves the room.

He is then seen walking through the beach, until he sees a silhouette sitting in the docks.

“Who’s there?” the skater boy asks.

“Oh,” the mysterious figure gets up, and walks in his direction. “It’s me, Helen.” she says.

Helen is seen in the confessional, “I’m pissed at Mona. There’s no way I can work with her. My only option is to go with Nigel, so I gotta work my charm on him. I don’t know if he will fall for that, but he doesn’t seem that smart, so why not try?”

The next scene shows Chris standing at the beach along with Chef, Crystal and Blaineley. The final four contestants join them.

“Hello, guys. Welcome to the final challenge!” Chris says.

The contestants gasp in surprise.

“Final challenge?” a shocked Mona asks, “But Chris, we’re still at final four.”

“Unless the finale will be with three people. Or maybe a double elimination tonight?” Alice says.

The host laughs. “No, we’re not. I’m just joking.” He looks at Chef, who nods in agreement.

“Just explain the freaking challenge already, Chris!” Blaineley says.

“Hey, do not start! I told you to not argue anymore,” Crystal says.

The blonde diva folds her arms, and snarks, “I will when your father stops being a son of a -“

“Stop!” the host’s daughter yells, interrupting her mother.

Chris glares at both of them. “So, if you don’t mind… can I host this show?” Crystal blushes, while Blaineley rolls her eyes. “As I was saying,” the host continues, “In this challenge, you’ll be going in another scavenger hunt at the woods.”

Helen states in the confessional, “I hate those challenges in the woods. At least we’re not being tortured. I hope.”

Back at the beach, Chris continues, “Your mission is to find the McLean-Brand Chris Head, hidden in a cave. You’ll have a map showing the exact location of what you are looking for.” The host hands the four contestants maps.

“Are you sure we’ll be able to make it to the cave?” Alice asks.

“Yes. The woods are not dangerous, I assure you,” Chris states.

“Question: after someone finds it, are the rest of us allowed to ‘steal’ it or whoever finds it wins immunity?” Helen asks.

“It doesn’t matter who finds it, you have to bring it back to me to win immunity,” the host answers. “Anyway, you can go.” The contestants rush towards the woods.

“Are you sure they’ll be able to make it?” Chef asks to the host.

“No. But I don’t care,” Chris answers. He removes his shirt, and walks towards the beach.

“Beach day!” Crystal excitedly yells, jumping up and down.

Inside the woods, the four contestants are seen walking together.

“Ok, guys. May the best man win. See you later,” Helen says.

“Wait, what? Are we going to split up?” Alice asks.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

“Why?” Mona asks.

“Well, I think we should team up and go look for it together,” Alice suggests.

“And what would we do after that?” Mona asks.

“I dunno. We can decide later,” the animal loves says, “Isn’t it an amazing idea?” She smiles widely.

“True,” Mona says. She then says in the confessional, “Alice has a good plan, but I want to win this challenge, and I don’t think it’s possible if I go with it. I might have to take it out from them and bring It back to Chris by myself.”

Helen is then seen in the confessional, “This challenge is a good opportunity to work on Nigel. I’m desperate for an alliance, or else I’m done.”

“Sorry,” Nigel says. He climbs the tree, and unties the rope that is hanging Alice.

The nature lover says, “Don’t-“ before falling to the ground. “Ouch!”

“Yeah,” the skater boy says, “Sorry!”

“Eh, it’s ok,” Alice says. She quickly gets up. “Ok, let’s go on!”

“Be more careful, girl,” Helen says.

“My bad! I was distracted by this beautiful forest,” Alice states.

The scene then cuts to the contestants arriving at the cave, hours later.

“Oh. We did!” Alice cheers.

“Yeah,” Nigel says.

Alice and Mona enter the cave. Nigel walks right behind them, but Helen pulls him by his arm.

“Ok, Nigel. I truly believe you are one of my better friends here. I think you are the only one here I can trust. Can we talk for a second?” Helen asks.

A confused Nigel replies, “Yeah?”

Helen sighs, “Yes, it’s weird. I know. But, well, Mona is against me, and she’s been close to Alice lately. I’m pretty sure they’ll be voting together, if I don’t win immunity. So, I just want to propose you something.”

“Go on,” the skater boy says.

“We vote together tonight,” Helen says. “If you go with them, I’m out, and it’s over for me. But if you vote with me, then we go to the tiebreak challenge. That’s all I need. And all I’m asking you is to vote with me tonight, and give me a chance to go to the tiebreak challenge.”

Nigel thinks for a second, and then states, “I guess we have a deal.”

Helen grins and hugs him. “Thank you so much. Glad I can trust you.”

Nigel is seen in the confessional. “Helen has never talked to me before. That seems fishy. I don’t know what she has up her sleeves, but I shouldn’t trust her.”

Alice and Mona are seen inside the cave.

Alice says. “Oh my gosh, it’s so dark here.”
“Yes. Chris should’ve given us lanterns,” Mona complains. “Anyway. So, what do you think they are doing out there?” Mona asks.

“Dunno,” Alice says, as she shrugs.

Helen and Nigel enter the cave.

“Gosh, that cave is gross!” Helen shouts.

“And dark,” Nigel says.

“And creepy,” Mona says.

“Well, we cannot be scared. We have a challenge to do,” Nigel says.

“Yes!” Alice cheers. “Now where is the Chris Head?”

“I dunno,” Nigel says, “It’ll be a hard mission to find it.”

“Hmm, have you guys checked the map?” Mona asks. “Because it shows the exact location of it.”

Nigel and Alice awkwardly stare at each other. Helen facepalms.

“Come on. Let’s go for it!” Mona says.

The contestants are then seen leaving the cave. Alice is holding the McLean-Brand Chris Head

“We did it!” Helen says. She says in the confessional, “I admit, I wanted to sabotage them so I could win this challenge, but those people already want to get rid of me for no reason. If my plan fails, I am not giving them a reason to vote me off.”

“Ok, so, we found it. Now we have to think of a way to decide who will win immunity,” Mona says.

“Flip a coin?” Nigel says.

“There are four people here. A coin has only two sides,” Mona says.

“Plus, we don’t have any coins here,” Alice says.

“We will think of something later,” Nigel says.

Suddenly, a bear leaves the cave, roaring. The contestants run, screaming, while the bear chases them.

“Hey Alice, aren’t you the best friend of animals?” Mona states.

“Yeah, I love animals. But it’s a freaking bear. And we invaded its home,” Alice yells.

Helen says, pointing to a tree hole, “Let’s hide inside it.”

The contestants jump into the hiding spot. They saw the bear running past the tree hole, without noticing them there.

“And he’s gone,” Helen says, “That’s a relief.”

“Ok. The bear is gone. We can continue,” Nigel says.

“Yes,” Alice says, “Except I lost the Chris Head.”

The other three campers look at her with wide eyes, and shout in unison, “What!?!?”

“I accidentally dropped it when we were running from the bear, “ the environmentalist explains, “But I don’t know where.”

“Good job,” Helen sarcastically says.

“Well, let’s go look for it,” Mona says.

Nigel says, “How? Where? This forest is huge!”

Later, the four finalists are seen arriving at the beach, to where Chris was waiting for them. The host is seen sitting in a lounge chair, taking a sunbath.

Mona exclaims, “We’re back!”

“Damn!” The host grouches, “Can’t I rest for a second?”

“But dad, you don’t do anything when you are not hosting,” Crystal says, walking out of the water.

“Shut up!” Chris angrily shouts, glaring at his daughter. He then turns to the contestants, “So, where is the Chris Head?”

“Oh, we kinda, hmm, lost it,” Alice awkwardly says.

“Oh, well. Then no one is immune. Tonight, it’s fair game for anyone!” Chris announces.

Mona says in the confessional, “It kinda sucks, you know. I really wanted to win immunity.”

“Ugh, it sucks,” Helen says. She storms off, going directly to the hotel.

Alice says in the confessional, “You know, I purposely threw the Chris Head away. I knew that whoever didn’t win immunity would feel very upset about it. So, I thought it’d be better if no one won immunity.” She sighs and continues, “Or maybe not.”

Nigel is sitting in front of the hotel. Alice walks up, and sits next to him.

“Hello,” she says.

“Hey,” he says, “So, I want to talk to you.”

Alice says, “Ok. Go on.”

“I want to tell you that, you know, I’m not mad at you,” Nigel states.

A flashback of Alice voting in the confessional before the elimination is shown. “Sorry Mona, I’m voting for you. This game means a lot for Helen, and, well, she’s pretty upset. All she wants is a chance. I’ll give her a chance, and it’s going to a tiebreaker challenge. And, well, may the best woman win. Good lucky for you both!” She smiles, and leaves the confessional.

Chapter 19 – A Look to the Past

Chris is standing at the beach, near the campfire pit where the elimination ceremonies take place. “Last time on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, tension grew between Mona and Helen, while it ended between Nigel and Alice as they made up. With no allies left, Helen proposed a voting block to Nigel. At the challenge, our final four went into the woods to find the McLean-Brand Chris Head in some random cave, and bring it back to me. They did find it, but Alice lost it when the contestants were being chased by a bear.” He laughs. “Classic. Anyway, in the end, no one won immunity. Expecting her demise, Helen broke down and opened up for Alice, saying it was the first time she felt vulnerable, while the sweet girl comforted her. In the end, we had a tie, with Helen losing the tiebreaker challenge. She left thinking Nigel was her hero, but in reality it was Alice.” Chris laughs. “We’re down to the final 3. Will Mona find out about Alice’s ‘betrayal’? Will Nigel and Alice stick together? Who is going to the final 2? Find out, right here, on-“

Someone knocks the door, interrupting the girl. “Breakfast. Go to the restaurant right now!” Chef shouts from outside of the room.

“Oh, good! I will take a bath before. Will you wait for me?” Mona says, running to the bathroom.

“No, we ne-“ Alice is interrupted by Mona slamming the bathroom’s door. She looks down and disappointedly says, “Oh… okay.”

Mona says in the confessional, “I still can’t believe Nigel did it. I thought he was loyal and I could trust him. I even told him about my alliance with Woodrow back then, and we three had a final three deal, that I thought was a final two deal after Woodrow’s elimination. But no, he’s a liar. He fell for Helen’s charm and betrayed me.” She folds her arms. “He should not be here.”

“I have to tell her,” Alice says in the confessional. “I can’t let her blame Nigel for something I did.”

In the restaurant, Nigel is seen eating alone. He says in the confessional with a sad mood, “It’s been kind of sad here without Mindy. I miss her so much. I mean, I do like Alice and Mona a lot, but Mindy…” he sighs, “Mindy was a great girl. She was so sweet and so full of energy. She could make me happier by just smiling. She knew how to brighten my day.” He then holds his head high, and smiles. “And I’m gonna win it for us!”

Alice enters the restaurant.

“Good morning!” Alice happily says. “Congratulations for us, Nigel!”

“Yeah,” he says, smiling. “So, care to explain last night? I know what you did… unless Mona self-voted, which is unlikely.”

Alice sighs. “I talked to Helen, and she was really upset. She just wanted a chance. She played really hard because she wanted to win. And she was called a villain for that. I felt really bad for her.”

Nigel smiles at her and says, “You have a good heart.” Alice smiles back at him. “How did she react to that?” the boy asks.

“Oh, about that. I think Alice has something to tell you,” Nigel says.

“Yes, I do,” Alice says.

“Later. I have to talk to you first, Nigel,” Mona says.

“What I have to say is really important, though,” Alice says.

“What I have to say is also really important,” Mona says.

“You should listen to her before,” Nigel states.

“Just wait a second,” the party girl says. “Why is that so important?”

“Because I-“ as Alice is about to confess, an airhorn noise interrupts her.

“What is that?” Nigel says.

“Meet me at the amphitheater for the next challenge,” Chris announces over the loudspeaker.

Alice says in the confessional, ”Alright, after the challenge, I’ll talk to Mona and tell her everything. She must know the truth.”

The contestants are seen standing on the amphitheater, waiting for Chris.

“Where is Chris?” Alice asks.

“And where did this amphitheater come from?” Nigel confusedly asks.

The two girls awkwardly stare at Nigel for a few seconds, and then say, “that’s true.”

“I’m here!” Chris says, popping out from behind of the curtain of the stage. “Please take a seat,” the host says. The three finalists sit down on the chairs. “Welcome to the semi-finals! It’s time for today’s challenge!”

“Hello!” Blaineley walks in, waving.

Chris glares at her. “What are you doing here?”

“I’m here to watch the challenge. I have nothing better to do,” the blonde diva says, folding her arms.

“Eh, not really,” the host’s daughter says, “I came to see you because I need money.” Chris gives a death stare at her, who awkwardly laughs and says, “I’ll go sit over there.” She then walks away.

“Thank you,” Chris says. “Now, if you let me do it, I will introduce you to the final three challenge.”

“Just tell us already,” Mona snaps. Chris gives a death stare to the girl. “Ok, I’m quiet,” she says.

“Today, we’ll test your knowledge about the game. Welcome to the flashback challenge” the host announces. “I’ll ask each of you a question about some events that has happened this season. If you answer it correctly, you receive a point. If you don’t, you don’t get a point. Simple as that. First to five wins.”

“That’s it?” Mona suspiciously asks.

“Yeah. Why?” the host says.

“Well, this challenge is too safe. It’s not a Chris thing to do,” Mona says.

“Alright. Who got voted off on the horror themed challenge?” the host asks.

“Easy. Cliff,” Mona answers. “I was the last remaining person on my team.” She proudly says.

“Eh, but you didn’t win that challenge,” Chris says. “Still, score for you!”

The girl looks at Nigel and smirks. She is then seen in the confessional. “My main goal is to beat Nigel. I don’t want him in the final two. And it’s not because he betrayed me. But he’s stronger and more athletic than Alice, so I have a better shot against her in the finals.”

“Alright, question for Nigel,” The host says. “Who received an idol from the Angry Birds after they won the Scavenger Hunt challenge?”

“Oh. It was Faustino,” the skater boy says.

“Correct!” Chris shouts. “We’re tied. Everyone with a point. Round two is about to begin.

“Less talk, more action. Please,” Blaineley complains.

Chris shots a death stare at the blonde diva. “Can you shut up? I am the host here.” He says. She replies by rolling her eyes. “Ok, next question!” Chris says. “Who got the final seashell on the first elimination ceremony?”

“Zachariah!” Alice says.

“Correct…” The host says, “…not! The correct answer is Orlando.”

“Oh,” Alice says. “This sucks.”

“Yes, you suck!” Chris says. The brunette glares at him. The host continues, “Alright, next question is for… Mona! Who won the first challenge after the merge?”

“Oh. Woodrow, I think,” she says. “Oh, and Bitsy,” she quickly adds.

“Correct,” Chris says. “Question for Nigel! Which contestants already knew each other before they came on the show?”

“Catheryn and Orlando,” Nigel quickly answers.

“Correct.” Chris says. “We now have Mona and Nigel tied with two points each, while Alice has only one. But anything can happen!”

“I hope so. I’d like to win a challenge,” Alice says.

“Alright, round three. Question for Alice. Which eliminated contestant won immunity for Helen in the losers challenge?”

The host continues, “Alright, Alice is now tied with Mona and Nigel. You both have to get your questions wrong for Alice to have a chance.”

“So I am not out of the game yet. That’s great!” Alice cheerfully says.

“Yeah, yeah. Whatever,” Chris says. “Alright, next question.”

“Bring it on!” Mona says.

“Ok,” The host clears his throat. “Who voted against you last elimination ceremony?” Alice gasps in disbelief, while Nigel hangs his mouth open.

“Easy. Helen and Nigel,” Mona says. She looks at the skater boy and adds, “Yeah, I know what you did.”

“I did nothing,” Nigel says.

“That’s incorrect,” the host says.

“Wait, how?” Mona protests. “That’s the only possible answer. Unless…” She looks at Alice, who is looking down.

“Yes, I voted for you,” the environmentalist says. “Sorry. I’ve been trying to tell you this all the time, but I couldn’t.”

“Why’d you do that?” an angry Mona asks.

“I felt bad for Helen. She knew we were all against her. All she wanted was a chance,” Alice explains.

Mona sighs, and turns to Nigel. “Dude, sorry for doubting you. I should have known you are the trustworthy person here.”

Nigel raises an eyebrow. He says in the confessional, “Wow, what’s wrong with Mona? She did something similar to Helen a few days ago. Why is she mad at Alice?”

“Oh, drama! I love it,” Chris says. “I thought you were a boring bunch, but hey, you are making this challenge much more interesting.”

“Can you stop?” Nigel says.

“Hmm, nope,” Chris says. “Anyway, we have a challenge to do,” Chris says.

“And it’s my turn now,” Nigel says.

“Yeah,” Chris says. “This could be it. If you get this one right, you win the challenge. Question, how many idols were played in this game?”

Nigel thinks for a while before answering. “Two! No, three!”

“Correct! Nigel wins immunity!” Chris announces.

“Good job, man!” Alice says.

“Alright,” Chris says. “Tonight, at elimination ceremony, you’ll have to choose one of the girls to go to the finals with you. The other will say bye to the competition.” Nigel nods.

Mona and Nigel are seen talking, in the woods.

“So, you remember about our deal with Woodrow, right?” Mona says.

“Yes, I do,” Nigel says.

“I assume it’s still up, right?” Mona states.

“I guess,” Nigel replies. “It was a final three deal, though.”

“Well, wasn’t that implied after Woodrow left that it became a final two deal?” Mona asks.

“True,” Nigel says, “Anyway, why are we having this conversation?”

“You know why,” Mona states. She smiles at Nigel, who replies by nodding. Mona walks away, but before she leaves, the boy calls her.

“What?” She asks.

“I think you should talk to Alice,” he says, “Do it. Please.”

The red haired girl looks down. “I’ll think about it.”

He states in the confessional, “Alice and I have been friends from the beginning. We formed an alliance early on, and we got along pretty well since always. I also have a deal with Mona, and she trusts me. But Alice has also betrayed Mindy and I earlier, which I forgave but I haven’t forgotten. Who am I taking to the end with me?” He rubs his chin, and continues, “I think the answer is obvious.”

Alice is in the girls’ room, putting her clothes into her bag. Mona enters in the room.

“Alright, I’ll listen to you. Explain,” Mona says.

Alice turns to the red haired girl, surprised. “Okay. Helen talked to me, and she seemed really sad. She said all she really wanted was a chance to survive. I knew it could end up with you being eliminated, but I felt bad for her.” She sighs. “Wow. I’m much more relieved now. I really needed to tell you this”

“Alright,” Mona says, “Thank you for telling me this.”

“And thank you for listening,” Alice says. “By the way, I completely understand if you don’t forgive me.” She says in the confessional, “I’m glad I could tell her everything. I feel much better now.”

The next scene shows Alice and Nigel walking together through the beach.

Alice says, “So, Mona came on and talked to me. She let me explain everything. She was pretty comprehensive.”

“Oh she did? That’s great,” Nigel says, “Did she forgive you?”

“No,” Alice says, “But I don’t really mind. She has a reason to be mad. I’m just glad she listened to me.” She takes a deep breath, and asks, “So, have you made a decision?”

“Yep, I have,” Nigel replies.

The girl says, “Okay. Look, I understand if you decide to take her to the end. I won’t be mad at you or anything.”

“That’s good to know,” the skater dude says.

The next scene shows the three finalists sitting around the bonfire at the beach.

Chris and Crystal walk in. The host is holding a bucket of seashells. He says, “Welcome to our final elimination ceremony. Exciting, isn’t it?” He looks around, and confusedly asks, “Where are Chef and Blaineley?” Crystal shrugs.

“Can we get on with the ceremony?” Mona says.

“Alright, alright. Let’s do it,” Chris states. “Nigel, as the winner of the challenge, you are safe and you have a spot in the final two. And, you have the opportunity to choose who you’re taking to the end with you.” He grabs two seashells from the bucket, and tosses them to the contestant. “You get a seashell for yourself, and you’ll give the other to the person you are taking to the final two with you.”

Nigel stands up, and states, “Alright, it’s a hard choice. I really like both of you, I really do, and I also had an alliance with both of you, so it feels like I’m betraying whoever is not chosen. But I have to make a decision, and I’ve made it. This last seashell goes to…”

“Alice!” Nigel says, tossing the seashell to the dark skinned girl.

“Well. Can’t say I’m not surprised,” Mona says. “But at the same time, I expected that.”

“I’m really sorry, Mona,” the boy says. “I hope you are not mad.”

“I’m not mad at you,” the rocker chick says. “Actually, I’m not mad at either of you.”

“You are not mad at me?!” a surprised Alice says, “Really?”

“No, I’m not,” Mona says. “I was earlier, but now… it’s a game. You did what you thought was the right thing to do.” Alice smiles. The red haired continues, “I’m glad it’s both of you in the finals. You are really nice people.” She smiles, and continues, “Good luck for both of you, and rock on!”

“See ya,” Nigel says, “Sorry about that.”

“Bye Mona,” Alice says.

“Bye,” the red haired girl says. She walks through the dock and leaves in the Helicopter of Losers, while the two finalists wave at her.

Chris pops out from behind of them. He disappointedly says, “What a boring departure.” He then looks at the camera, with a huge smile, “After a very dramatic season, we now have our final two. Who is gonna win? Alice, the nice girl who ended up being a huge backstabber?” The girl glares at him. “Or Nigel, the guy who took said backstabber to the final two with him?” The boy also glares at him. The host continues, “Find out, right here, on the exciting season finale of Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

Chapter 20 – And the Winner Is...

Chris is standing in the dock, as usual. “Previously on Total Drama: Paradise Falls, we had a flashback challenge. Mona found out about Alice’s ‘betrayal’, causing tension between the two girls. Nigel won the challenge and took Alice to the end, eliminating Mona. The girl left on good terms with Alice though, as she forgave her in the end.” Chris is now seen standing right on the beach, in front of the hotel, “We now have only two left, but only one will come out with the billion. Who’s it gonna be? Alice, the animal-loving sweetheart? Or Nigel, the quiet, cool skater dude? Find out right now, on Total… Drama:… Paradise Falls!”

(Theme Song)

Alice and Nigel are shown walking back to their rooms from the elimination ceremony, in the night where Mona was voted off.

“Thanks for keeping me,” Alice says.

“No problem, girl,” Nigel replies.

“No, I lied to you, I backstabbed you. I put my own game before our friendship,” the girl says in a sad tone as she looks down.

“Eh, it’s a game. The past in the past,” the boy says. “Good night!” He walks off. She sighs.

In the next morning, the finalists are shown sleeping in their respective rooms. Suddenly, a loud horn is blown, waking them up. Chris then speaks through a loudspeaker, “Welcome to the final two! Go to the restaurant for a special breakfast made by Chef. After that, meet me at the beach for the final challenge.”

“Let’s go!” Alice cheerfully says from her room, as she gets up from her bed.

Meanwhile in Nigel’s room, he simply smiles and jumps out of his bed.

In the restaurant, the contestants are sitting at the table, waiting for Chef.

“We are in the finals! Are you excited?” Alice asks.

“Yeah, a lot!” the boy answers.

Alice says in the confessional, “After all, it’s great to be here. I can’t believe I made it this far. I can still win it.”

“I’m here in the final two!” Nigel says. “It’s so exciting. I have a shot at winning this game. Let’s go!” He cheers.

Chef, wearing a tuxedo, walks in carrying a hotel food service cart with a full banquet on it. “Bon Appétit!” he says.

“Thank you!” Alice says. “It looks delicious!”

“Did you make it, Chef?” Nigel asks.

“Yeah,” Chef says.

“I had no idea you could cook,” Alice says. Chef glares at her. “Sorry, no offense!” She replies, blushing. Chef walks off. Nigel shrugs, and they start eating.

They are then shown sitting at the table after eating all the food, with their belly stuffed.

“Wow, that was amazing!” Alice says. “I haven’t eaten like that for weeks.”

“Since we got into the show, do you mean,” Nigel says. He burps, and they laugh.

Alice stops laughing and jumps out of her chair. She says, “Wait, wait, wait. We have to go to the beach.”

Nigel says, “Oh my, Chris is waiting for us!” They both run away of the restaurant to the beach.

At the beach, Chris, Blaineley and Crystal are impatiently waiting for the finalists.

“Shut up, it doesn’t matter!” Chris interrupts the girl. “Now that you’re here, it’s time to the final challenge!” Alice and Nigel smile. “But first, let’s introduce the 20 losers from this season!” Nigel’s smiles gets wider, while Alice’s turns into a frown.

Nigel says in the confessional with a huge smile on his face, “I’m gonna see Mindy! I’m so happy!”

Alice is seen in the confessional, looking down. “That’s one thing I wasn’t looking forward. It’s great that I get to see all of them again, but I haven’t talked to Mindy since I made a selfish move and voted her boyfriend out, which caused her to quit.” She sighs. “I don’t think she’ll be happy at seeing me.”

At the beach, Chris explains the rules. “As always, we have two bleachers: one for Alice, one for Nigel.” Helicopters drop two bleachers behind Chris, one depicts a picture of Alice, the other a picture of Nigel. “As I introduce our lovable losers, they’ll have to choose one of you to give their support. They’ll pick between team Alice or team Nigel.” He smiles to the camera.

“Awesome!” Alice sarcastically says.

“So let’s introduce our first boot. Say hello to Lancelot!” Chris says. The ginger boy walked in, waving at the camera. “So, who do you want to support?”

The boy says, “They are both good people, but I barely interacted with Nigel, so I’ll go with Alice.”

The jokester steps out of the boat. “Hello, my friends,” he says, waving. “Do you know where do boats go when they get sick? The dock!” He begins to laugh obnoxiously at his own joke, receiving many death stares. He stops laughing and continues, “Alright, alright. I like both of you, but I was closer to Nigel. Sorry, Alice.”

The hippie girl steps into the dock. “Good morning, people!” she says, waving.

Chris says, “Good morning! Care to show your support for one of our finalists?”

Starlight smiles at the two remaining contestants. “Unfortunately I don’t know either of you that much, but I know you’re both groovy people. But I’ll go with the chick,” she says. “She’s a spiffy girl, with the nature and animal support.” She then looks at the camera and says, “Save the manatees!”

“Alright, next we have Cliff!” Chris says. The lazy guy simply walks in, waves at the camera, and then takes a seat at Alice’s bleacher.

“Alright…” Chris says, while looking at the zen dude with a raised eyebrow. “Anyway, that’s interesting. The support has been pretty balanced as of now,” Chris says. “But next, we’ll shake things up. Say hello to the source of 90% of the drama that happened before the merge, Catheryn!” He rolls his eyes.

The rich girl steps out of the boat. She grins at Chris and says, “I’m also the one who told everybody your secret relationship with Eva.”

The guy walks in. “Hey, Chris! Hey, everybody!” He looks at both of his former teammates, “Congrats, you two. So, Alice, I love you, but you know Nigel and I are bros. I’ll go with him.” Alice just nods.

“Now, we have not only one, but two. They left together in a shocking double elimination. Welcome Bitsy and Lorelai!” The two girls walk in.

“I’m team Alice all the way!” Bitsy says. Alice smiles.

“Wow, I actually don’t know who to root for,” Lorelai says, “Both of you are my friends.”

“Just pick one already, drama queen!” Catheryn says.

Lorelai rolls her eyes. She walks up to Nigel’s bleacher and sits down next to Zachariah. “Whatever. I’m just glad that both finalists are Raccoons. Good luck, guys!”

“Alright, it’s now time for the final challenge,” Chris begins. “The challenge is an obstacle course. You’ll race around the island, running throughout the woods and coming back all the way to the beach, while completing three tasks along the way.”

“I’m not looking forward for these tasks,” Nigel says.

The host continues explaining the challenge, “In the first task, you’ll have to climb a rope and collect the key at the top of the rope. Then, you’ll run to the pool area and grab the trunk underwater. You’ll then carry the trunk back to the beach and open it with the key. Inside the trunk, you’ll find photos of the 20 eliminated contestants that you must put in the correct order of their elimination. Once you’re done, you run to the finish line. Whoever crosses the finish line first, win the billion.”

“Seems safe enough,” Alice says.

“Nothing is safe enough on Total Drama, though,” Nigel comments.

“And you’re right. There might be a few surprises in your way to the finish line,” the host states, laughing. “Anyway, we have a challenge to do. Ready, set, go!” Alice and Nigel sprint towards the woods. “Good luck for you two!” The host shouts, before maliciously grinning.

Alice and Nigel are running through the woods.

“It’s so great, man! We’re together in the final 2,” Alice states.

“Yeah, that’s awesome!” Nigel replies.

“Do you think our supporters will matter in the end?” Alice asks.

“Dunno,” Nigel says, “I’d love to have an advantage, though.”

Alice giggles and says, “Yeah, but I’d hate to lose because I have fewer supporters than you.”

“Yeah,” Nigel replies. “May the best win, then.”

The two finalists then arrive at their first task: the rope climbing. Alice starts to climb, but fails a few seconds after.

“See ya!” says Nigel, who starts climbing the rope. He takes the lead, but fails midway through, allowing Alice to pass him, but he quickly goes back to climbing. Alice reaches the top first, grabs her key and climbs down the rope, while Nigel grabs his key right after her.

“Good job, man!” Alice says, while running towards the exit of the woods.

“Both have their keys, but Nigel’s behind Alice,” Chris announces.

“Damn!” Nigel exclaims after climbing down the rope. He then runs away.

Alice is then shown arriving at the swimming pool room, just to find out that the gate is locked.

“Damn!” she shouts. “What the heck, Chris?”

“Did I forget to mention the extra tasks?” Chris says though the . “Alright, question time: How many challenges did your former team won?”

“Nah, there’s an extra task,” the animal lover replies. “I have to answer a question for Chris to unlock the gate.”

“May I know what the question is?”

“How many challenges the Mad Raccoons won?” the host asks.

“Pretty sure it was four,” Nigel confidently answers.

“Correct!” Chris says. “The swimming pool area is unlocked. Nigel may go first for answering the question.”

“This sucks!” Alice says.

“I have good memory,” Nigel says in the confessional. “Nah, I totally guessed that.”

Back to the challenge, Nigel is shown diving into the pool. He grabs his trunk and dives back to the surface before running away from the pool area.

“Good luck!” the boy says, as he runs past Alice.

“Good luck!” Alice replies, before entering the pool area and diving for her trunk.

Nigel is shown running through the woods with his trunk.

“I can’t believe it. I’m in the lead. I can win it!” he says. A roar is then heard. “I spoke to soon.” He begins running around, while a bear chases him.

Alice is now shown running. “Come on, girl! You can still catch up.” She then sees Nigel being chased by the bear. “I suppose I should help him.” She runs towards Nigel, grabs him by his arm, and drags him to a tree hole nearby.

“What was that?” the boy confusedly asks.

“I saved your life, you’re welcome,” she replies. “Why didn’t you look for a place to hide?”

“Let’s go then,” Nigel says, before they get out of the tree hole. “Alright, see you at the finish line,” he says, before rushing away.

“Hey!” the girl shouts before starting to run.

At the beach, Chris is shown sunbathing, while the eliminated contestants are waiting for the finalists.

“Where are they?” Catheryn asks. “I wanna go back to Play des Losers.”

“I think they’ll be here soon,” Faustino says.

“Yeah, they should be,” Chris says, “Unless they got eaten by the bear.”
“Bear?!” Faustino shouts, jumping from his seat to hide behind the bleachers.

“In the woods, not here,” Chris rolls his eyes. Nigel then runs out of the woods into the beach. “And here is Nigel!” the host announces. “It’s time to open that trunk, and finish the last task.” Nigel nods.

“I’m here to win!” Alice says as she runs into the beach.

“You already know what to do,” Chris tells the girl.

Alice and Nigel are then shown doing the final task in the sand. Nigel is shown struggling at remembering the elimination order, while Alice does it with easy.

Nigel looks at the girl and whispers to her, “You have good memory, girl!”

Chris announces over the loudspeaker, “Both are almost done. We’re about to find out who will win the one billion dollars? Isn’t it exciting?” He looks over the peanut gallery, only to see that most of the former contestants have fallen sleeping, while the few others are doing other things, not paying attention to the challenge at all. “I brought you all here for a reason. Show the support to the finalist!” Chris scolds them.

“I’m sorry,” Catheryn, who is texting on her cellphone, says, “It’s just so boring.”

“Yeah. I thought we’d have a bigger role on the finale,” Zachariah says.

“Yeah, but you don’t. You are the losers. Deal with it!” Chris shouts, while putting on his sunglasses.

“I’m done!” Alice shouts.

Chris walks towards her to check her order. “Correct. Now run!” the host shouts. The girl rushes to the finish line.

“I’m here,” Crystal says, stepping out of the helicopter. Chris whispers something on her ears, and she nods in agreement. They hug, before Chris enters the helicopter and leaves with the RCMP.

“Alright, it’s been a great season, and a great cast, that ends with Alice winning the one billion dollars!” Blaineley says, looking at the camera. “Tune in for the next season of Total Drama, with your new host… moi!”

“No,” Crystal says. “My father told me I am the new host.”

“What?!” Blaineley shouts in disbelief. “But, I’ve been working with the RCMP just for that.”

“Sorry, mom,” the young McLean says. “But you can still be my co-host. Oh my gosh, it’s gonna be awesome!” She jumps up and down.

Blaineley rolls her eyes and says, “That’s good, I guess. You are my daughter, at all, so I’ll count that as a victory for me.”

It is then shown the twenty-two contestants, plus Crystal, Blaineley and Chef leaving on a huge yacht party. Chef’s cellphone rings and he quickly answers, and grins.

2: The person with the highest amount of votes played an Immunity Idol, negating all the votes against them, and eliminating the person with the next highest amount of votes or the person with the same amount of votes without going to a tie-breaker challenge.

3: In episode 12, the eliminated players competed in the challenge, while representing a remaining contestant. Joanne, representing Helen, won the challenge.

4: Nigel was supposed to be voted off, but Mindy quit to save him.

5: There was a tie between Helen and Mona. At the tiebreaker challenge, Mona won, eliminating Helen.

Trivia

Prologue

The story was created in a day where I was bored, and started to draw the cast. I was planning on write a fanfiction a long time ago, but never got good ideas. While I was drawing, the ideas for came up quickly.

The season was named after Paradise Falls, a fictional place from the movie Up.

All the contestants are between sixteen and seventeen years old.

Originally, the story had just twenty contestants. The author later decided with twenty-two. Orlando and Starlight were add to the cast.

Joanne's original character was a positive girl, who had a negative twin sister, who was also competing. The idea was scrapped, and her sister was replaced with Catheryn.

Lancelot was originally a conceited and mean nerd. The author just didn't like the original idea, so his personality changed to a scaredy-cat.

Mindy wasn't in the first version of the story. She replaced a spoiled, annoying, bratty and childish popstar, who was a parody of Hannah Montana.

Though it isn't mentioned in the story, the season takes place one year after the end of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island.

Huge thanks to Dylan for fixing grammar in the first two episodes. Thanks, Dylan!

Chapter 1

I planned for Joanne and Nigel to be the first two contestants to arrive based on the fact that both of them are relatively quiet characters, Joanne being an average girl, and Nigel being just quiet.

King Goopa Broopa, mentioned by Bitsy, is a parody of King Koopa Troopa, from the Mario series.

Orlando's arrival is based on Frederick's arrival in the now deleted fanfiction Total Drama Tropics, written by Sprinklemist.

The Angry Birds team name is a reference to the game Angry Birds.

Chris states that the veterans no longer have their contracts, after winning several lawsuits against him.

The Barbara Chick dolls mentioned by Fantine is a parody of the Barbie Girl dolls.

Blaineley was introducted because she was one of my favorites canon characters, and I liked her few interactions with Chris. I thought of an interesting plot involving both of them, and decided to bring her into my story.

Chapter 2

The title of the chapter, The Alive Host’s Chest, is based on the subtitle of the second movie of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

The first part of the challenge, where they had to swim to get a treasure chest underwater, is based on a mini-game from Mario Party, Treasure Divers. The second part is based on another mini-game from the same game, Buried Treasure.

Bitsy even mentions that the first challenge looks like a mini-game from Nario Feast, which is a parody of Mario Party.

Lancelot was eliminated because the author had no plot ideas for him.

In the original version of the story, Lancelot placed 18th out of twenty.

Chapter 3

The title of the chapter, Rowing in the Deep, is a reference to Rolling in the Deep, a song by Adele.

Janice Jopolyn, mentioned by Starlight, is a reference to singer Janis Joplin.

When Mindy and Nigel kisses and the song "I’ll Always Love You" starts to playing, the scene was sort of a tribute to singer Whitney Houston. The author was writing this scene when he found out that she died, and decided to add that as a tribute of somewhat.

The first part of the challenge is based on the first part of the challenge in Total Drama: Revenge of the Island episode Backstabbers Ahoy!. I had the idea for the second challenge a long time ago, but needed a first challenge before it to have the 10 seconds advantage reward.

Kasey was always supposed to be seen as the main villain for the first few episodes, then after trying to backstab someone, end up being backstabbed himself and eliminated, being one of the first vote offs.

Helen and Kasey's plot was inspired on Heather and Alejandro's plot on Total Drama World Tour.

In the original version of the story, Kasey placed 16th out of twenty.

Chapter 4

The title of the chapter, Project Next Top Model, as well as the challenge, are based on fashion-themed reality shows, America's Next Top Model and Project Runway.

Yumi saying "What the heck" twice, followed by Alice saying "it’s not what the heck, it’s Paradise Falls,” is a reference to Total Drama What The Heck?, a fanfiction written by Rhonda.

The Angry Birds designs are a reference to video-game female characters. Grave Rider and Lana Soft are references to Tomb Raider and Lara Croft. Boulevard Brawl and Lun-Chi are references to Street Fighter and Chun-Li.

Yumi was eliminated for plot purposes. I did want her to make it further, but the only storyline I had for her was the friendship with Lorelai. I decided to get it done in this chapter and eliminate her.

The Birds were originally going to lose, with Fantine getting voted off. I decided to hold own her elimination for one more episode, and go ahead with Yumi and Lorelai's plot.

Fantine and Joanne both got eliminated because I had no storylines for either.

Joanne's evacuation was also because I wanted someone to be evacuated for medical reasons. I decided to use Joanne as a way to give her something unique, due to her seemingly "normalness".

In the original version of the story, Fantine placed 17th out of twenty, while Joanne placed 19th out of twenty.

Chapter 6

The title of the chapter, I Survived a 20 Questions Game Show, is a reference to the reality gameshow I Survived a Japanese Game Show.

"Milly from that reality show set up in Boney Island", mentioned by Bitsy, is a reference to Missy, from the now deleted fanfiction Total Drama: Boney Island, written by Sprinklemist.

The author was having trouble writing the scene where Catheryn find out about Chris’ secret penthouse. Mana helped me with that. Thanks, Manatee!

Mindy asking if the Birds’ animal was a "semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action" is a reference to Perry the Platypus song, from Phineas and Ferb.

Orlando's elimination was to finally end the plot between him and Catheryn. Originally, it would go further in the story, but I felt it would work fine here, and the others characters were all going to be important later in the story, while the whole plot with Catheryn was all Orlando had.

Orlando wasn't in the original version of the story.

Chapter 7

The title of the chapter, Scavenger Manhunt, is a pun with Scavenger Hunt.

Mindy's reaction after seeing Gull is a reference to a scene from the movie Despicable Me.

The addition of hidden immunity idols was just to add a twist to the story. Though, it ended up being a huge addition to the story.

Benny was eliminated as I had no plots for him and was running out of ideas for him.

In the original version of the story, Benny placed 15th out of twenty.

Chapter 8

The title of the chapter, Super Drama Bros, and the challenge, are references to the famous platform minigame, Super Mario Bros and its sequels.

Nigel reveals in this chapter that he is British.

Blaineley and Crystal's absence from the chapter was because the author simply forgot about them. I decided to leave it that way, and just mention them at the end.

Starlight's secret was originally going to be revealed by Helen. While I was writing the chapter, I realized that it would be more fitting for Catheryn to do so, as she hadn't spread any gossip, so I changed it.

I was surprised by how well liked Starlight was, both by me and by the readers. I thought about changing her placing, but I decided to eliminate her, and close her storyline already, but adding a happier end for her.

Starlight wasn't in the original version of the story.

Chapter 9

The title of the chapter, And Then There Was One, is a reference to Agatha Christie's novel, And Then There Were None.

The challenge was inspired by And Then There Were None's plot, and by the popular boardgame and movie Clue.

Hip Hop Hero, mentioned by Danny L., is a reference to Guitar Hero.

Super Nario, a reference to Super Mario, is once again mentioned in this chapter.

Catheryn sings a line from the song Hot Problems, by Double Take.

The horror themed challenge is based on the fact that every season on canon Total Drama has a horror-themed challenge.

Coincidentally, Total Drama Action's horror themed challenge was also in episode 9.

Cliff was going to make it further, being voted off after the merge. Though, he was the most expendable, since I had no more plots for him and more storylines for the other characters.

In the original version of the story, Cliff placed 13th out of twenty.

Chapter 10

The challenge was based on the fact that the chapter was written while the London's 2012 Olympic Games was happening, the author being a huge fan of the Olympic games.

Tennis player Maria Sharapova is referenced when Mona tells her teammates to call her "Mona Sharapova", after scoring on the tennis match.

Yii Sports is a reference to Wii Sports. Konect Sports is a reference to Kinect Sports.

Zachariah and Lorelai break the fourth-wall in this chapter.

They also mention user Rhonda the stalker fan! known for making several fourth-wall breaking jokes on her stories.

Blaineley quotes Marilyn Monroe.

Catheryn was originally going to make it way further, but I didn't have many plots for her in the future. She was also one of the biggest characters in the story, and seemed like she would go far, so I thought her somewhat early elimination would be unexpected.

The author greatly regreted that, though, because Catheryn ended up being a huge favorite, of both the readers and the author.

In the original version of the story, Catheryn placed 10th out of twenty.

Chapter 11

The title of the chapter, The Best Part is When We Go to the Whale, is a reference to one of the lyrics from Nissim Ourfali's Bar Mitzvah's video, that went viral on Brazil.

Danny L. was eliminated mostly because he was the only remaining contestant who had no place defined. I decided to eliminate him to give others more time to develop, and because I had nothing else for him.

In the original version of the story, Danny L. placed 3rd out of twenty.

Chapter 12

The title of the chapter, The One With the Losers, is a reference to the TV show Friend, where almost every episode was titled as "The One...", followed by an event that happened on the episode.

The chapter was originally simply a losers visit special, with no challenges and no elimination. I decided to change that at last minute, and eliminate someone.

In the original version of the story, Sid placed 12th out of twenty.

Chapter 13

The title of the chapter, Picture Imperfect', is a reference to the movie, Picture Perfect.

The challenge is based on a mini-game from Mario Party DS, Camera Shy.

Summon of Obligation, mentioned by Bitsy, is a parody of Call of Duty.

In the original version of the story, Faustino placed 20th out of twenty, and was the first voted off.

Chapter 14

The title of the chapter, Survival of the Craziest, is a pun of Survival of the Fittest.

Helen and Crystal saying “Eat your rice” is a reference to a quote by Crystal Cox, a contestant on reality show Survivor: Gabon.

The challenge was based on a challenge from reality show Survivor.

Chris saying “I made it”, followed by Bitsy saying “next”, is a reference to a quote from the deleted fic, Total ice age, that became a meme between wiki users.

In the original version of the story, Zachariah placed 6th out of twenty.

Chapter 15

Once again, the challenge was based on a challenge from reality show Survivor.

Helen references a scene from my cancelled collab with user Manatee12, Total Drama: The Amazon.

In this episode, Mindy says that she has never seen an episode of Total Drama before.

Blaineley saying "Drama!" is a reference to a quote said by Maralyn Hershey, from reality show Survivor: The Australian Outback, while Bitsy saying "Stupid people!" is a reference to a quote said by Shii Ann Huang, from Survivor: Thailand and Survivor: All-Stars.

Nigel says "...", referencing Toadgamer80's PJ once again.

In the original version of the story, Bitsy placed 5th out of twenty, while Lorelai placed 2nd out of twenty.

Chapter 16

The title of the chapter, Fishin’ on a Hole in a Paper Boat, is a reference to Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart, a song by Stone Temple Pilots.

The author wasn't sure about eliminating Mindy the way he did, but he thought quitting to save a friend would be a good way for her to go, and fitting for her character.

The author decided to not include a last kiss between Mindy and Nigel as he thought it'd be too cliché.

In the original version of the story, Mindy placed 11th out of twenty.

Chapter 17

The title of the chapter, Well Roleplayed, is a pun of the saying "Well Played".

Woodrow confirms that he's still dating Starlight.

The roleplay challenge is based on the many roleplays we have on the wiki, and also because I thought it'd be interesting to make my own characters act like canon characters.

There was a reason behind each contestant's assigned roleplay character:

Alice got Heather because of their opposite personalities, with Alice being generally friendly and nice while Heather was ruthless and mean.

Being based on Heather, it seemed fit for Helen to play Heather's rival, Gwen. It's interesting to note that Helen shares a few traits with Gwen, such as their deadpan, sarcastic personality.

Mona got Leshawna solely for the fight between her and Helen. Since Helen was playing Gwen, I decide Mona should play Leshawna, who was Gwen's best friend, just for irony's sake.

Nigel, who is usually quiet and calm, got Owen, who is loud and energetic.

Woodrow got Duncan mostly by default, though, it's interesting to note that both were involved in a love triangle.

Helen was not supposed to win the challenge. My inital plan was for the girls to stick together, and then after Nigel wins the challenge, they decide to vote Woodrow off. Though, after the fight and everyone else's dislike for Helen, I couldn't think of a plausible way for her to stay other than winning immunity.

In the original version of the story, Woodrow placed 9th out of twenty.

Chapter 18

In the original version of the story, Helen still placed 4th out of twenty.

Chapter 19

The title of the chapter, A Look to the Past, is a reference to the third game of The Legend of Zelda series, A Link to the Past.

In the original version of the story, Mona won.

Mona was also going to win in the complete version, until I thought of the idea of an Alice versus Nigel finale, and thought it'd be more fitting to the plot.

Chapter 20

In the original version of the story, Alice placed 8th out of twenty, while Nigel placed 7th out of twenty.

Coincidentally, they still received consecutive placings, the difference being that Nigel outlasted Alice in the original version, while Alice outlasted Nigel in the complete version.