Flatbacker \FLAT-back-er\ n. Someone who takes advantage of lying around, swilling beer, eating bon-bons and meeting the neighbors while Fantastic Man earns a living. She was a flatbacker. v. to lounge around without a care in the world except clean underwear in the drawers and cold beer in the fridge. She was drunkenly flatbacking.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Here We Go Again

I know you're jealous. I'm off to northwest Africa. The one thing we will enjoy is not wading through a foot of snow, although snow has been a fleeting thing around here of late.I feel I owe the internetal universe an explanation for my lack of blogging in the last 2.5 years, and I look forward to puking my guts up all over these pages to fill you in. I think it will be cathartic. Just to keep you interested, it involves anxiety (gasp!), panic (EEK!), abnormal craziness (as opposed to my normal craziness), and some hormonal imbalances. So, STAY TUNED! LOLBut, if that's not your cup of tea, I promise to intersperse these details with some fun facts from Dakar, Senegal. Once I finish jamming three months of clothes for a one month trip into a suitcase that seems to have shrunk to the size of a carry-on since sitting in the basement for the last six months.In other words, I think (fingers crossed) things are back to normal!

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Who IS this DRUNK Idiot?

THE FLATBACKER Fantastic Man's work pays him to travel the world. He graciously takes me along for (most) of the journeys, and in turn I provide him with maid service, clean laundry, cold beer, and an adequate weekly allowance. . .

2 Big Fat Porkchops with asian coleslaw and garlic mashed potatoes from the Seoul Pub in Itaewon, Korea WARNING: THESE SUCK IT NOW. TOTALLY NOT THE SAME. I'm leaving this up because ONCE they deserved it, but no more.