True story. Well not really. He actually delivered that quote while hugging his son (weird) on the sideline. Rex Ryan wishes Buddy had just once told him to suck his dick. But no, Buddy is too repressed to show that kind of love.

Awesome. Just fucking awesome. I like Rex as a coach, and I think he’s going to be a good one. However, Sanchez sucks, and his OC is an idiot. Seriously, you got guys who were bouncers at the Foxy Lady last week in the secondary, and you aren’t throwing long? Andre “No Knees” Carter gets 4 1/2 sacks? Brady has time to take a shit, wipe his ass, and spray some air freshener before he throws the ball? And BTW, Gronk is a Beast at TE. You might want to cover him.
“Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league, suck my dick.” Damn right.