If we didn’t know Drew Barrymore was knocked up (since she’s never told us, rude!), this picture would look like the photographer caught her and her new husband having an intimate “pushing the gas out” moment – ICYDK

I was expecting Miley Cyrus’ engagement ring to be made out of squirrel bones and a mood stone – Lainey Gossip

Charlie Sheen has a foot fetish, wants to bone Denise Richards again and looks like something you’d find passed out in the last stall in the Port Authority men’s bathroom – The Superficial

Cut to 15 years from now when Channing Tatum’s career has dried up and he has to pay his mortgage by twerking his ass cheeks in a Chippendales show: “It’s good to be back!” – Towleroad

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