Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Are Officially The Romy And Michelle Of Hollywood

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1/09/2015 7:15:30 AM

While the two besties didn’t invent Post Its they did wear homemade clothes to the VMAs

With their controversial dresses emblazoned with expletives ranging from “slut” to “gold digger” the sassy pair made a statement to all the Christy Masters’ in their lives, including online trolls and the Kardashians.

“We have slut, gold digger, stripper, pretty much every derogatory you can call a woman on our outfits and we’re just embracing the negativity because it’s regardless if we’re out with our sons, out with our mums, or we got a new boo, we’re always labelled as a slut because we’re sexy and we’re sexual beings and we’ve just got to the point where we’re just over that,” Rose said.

“We basically wanted to paint a picture of what everybody, kind of like, already says about us,” Chyna chimed in.

But were their outfits thrifty home economics class projects promoting Rose’s upcoming Slut Walk event or just another opportunity to engage in the social media war with Khloe and Kylie?

To recap: Rose once dated the (yet to be endorsed) 2020 US Presidential candidate Kanye West and Chyna has a young son with Kylie’s 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga. She also appeared in a few of Kim’s controversial Instagram posts last year which were reportedly Photoshopped.

Back in February Rose ran her mouth during a radio interview about Kylie before Khloe took to Twitter to defend her then 17-year-old sister. It started with her calling Rose a stripper and ended with Rose calling Kim a prostitute and claiming OJ Simpson was Khloe’s biological father. The entire feud lasted nine hours, just shy of Kanye’s Vanguard speech.

Rose and Chyna’s slogan statements made Miley’s 16 near nude, lurid outfits look demure in comparison, while Taylor’s girl squad (MINUS LENA. WTF?) resembled the reduced racks at David Jones three days after Boxing Day.

Empire star Serayah reminded me that I have to shred my tax documents from five years ago while Karlie, Gigi and Cara all looked uninspired and one-dimensional in their token designer dresses compared to a glittering Britney Spears and Pretty Woman-esque Emily Ratajkowski. Kudos to Tay for rocking a hounds tooth print, sequin and crop top though.

The couples in the room nailed the more subtle sartorial messages at the most outrageous awards ceremony on the calendar. Auteurs Pharrell and Helen Lasichanh debuted mismatched, post-modern Justin and Britney denim ensembles. While Kim, in a Balmain dress with cargo pockets, and Kanye, in trackie pants, channelled their constituents of Middle Class America looking like off duty Army Reservists on their way home from a day out at Walmart.