10 Women With “lady balls”

10 Women With “lady balls”

Margaret Thatcher

Good news, girls! You don’t have to be a man to have balls. You can be a lady and have “lady balls,” or what I like to call “Thatchers,” after England’s Iron Lady, who had a lordly pair of lead swingers.

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Hillary Clinton

I can’t say I agree with her stance on…well, anything, but she is married to Bill Clinton, and that can’t be easy. Plus, she made a comeback after that health care debacle in 1993. Hil got kicked pretty hard in the “ambition bag” on that one, but she strapped on a cup and got back in the game.

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Condi Rice

I defy you to name another classical pianist who’s as tough on terror.

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Nancy Reagan

Any woman who could get the man who single-handedly tore down the Berlin Wall to call her “Mommy” has got to have some huevos rancheros.

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Yoko Ono

For marrying John Lennon and breaking up The Beatles. Now, if she would just start dating Natalie Maines and break up the Dixie Chicks.

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George Eliot

For writing under a male name. Makes me wonder whether any other ladies may be swinging a pseudo sack just to get published. Come to think of it, Khaled Hosseini has very gentle features….

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Joan of Arc

You have to respect a warrior whom God chose to communicate with directly. She was like the female George Bush. Her boys were so big she had to let out the inseam on her chain mail.

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Angelina Jolie

Not only does she steal the world’s choicest cut of grade-A man meat from America’s girl next door, she also travels the world plucking babies from war-ravaged countries. She’s even gestated an ueber-baby of her own—all while apparently keeping her pores oil-free.

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Laura Bush

For supporting the president 24/7, 365. She would’ve ranked higher if she wasn’t a former librarian. (I’m no fan of books. I mean, it’s OK for the print pushers to get our kids hooked on Harry Potter, but Big Tobacco gets sued for that lovable Joe Camel? Double standard!)

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Britney Spears

For having the balls to provide recent photographic confirmation that she does not have literal balls.