Asshole Game Week: In Pickup Games, Offense Wins Every Time

Pijama Wearing Ninja provides a clinic on how to pick up sexy girls at the gym with nothing but a devil-may-care recklessness and a honed talent for segueing every subject into one with sexual overtones.

I went to the gym today and the only girl in there with both a cute face and body was doing squats and I complimented her on not being a cardio girl and told her that soon she will squat as much as me. We talked about guys who don’t train legs for a minute and how they’re the equivalent of cardio girls in the gym. She asked me what happened to me (as in to my knee) and I told her penis reduction surgery. She laughed and asked me why is my scar on my knee then and I told her that the surgeon was very clumsy. She giggled so I told her that I don’t like girls who laugh at injured people. I told her I have to go and told her my name and she told me hers and extended her hand and I told her that she probably has calloused hands from all the squatting so kissed her cheek and took her number.

That was… fuckin poetry. There’s a lot going on. Let’s unpack it.

PWN’s opener is at once a fronthanded and a backhanded compliment. congrats for eschewing cardio in favor of squats… oh and soon you will have legs like strong masculine man.

He moves into humorously DLVing his competition. (this is pua jargon for “tearing other guys down”).

Then there’s his refusal to give a straight answer, opting instead for the flirty, sexualized tease of “penis reduction surgery”. (Beta males are notoriously bad at answering women’s questions with anything but logical, tingle-killing coherence.)

He punches up his momentum with a sterling disqualification: “I don’t like girls who laugh at injured people.” Push-pull is the metronome of seduction.

He exits the conversation first, but not before delivering a final, asshole-caliber taunt: “I told her she probably has calloused hands from all the squatting.”

And then, of course, the physical escalation at the end is a move no non-asshole would dare attempt.

PWN follows up:

I think I’ll invite her for some minigolf this weekend or next week and the loser would have to buy the winner an alcoholic drink of their choosing*. Mine will be a glass of wine. I like good wines so that will also give me something to DHV with and girls love wine. The minigolf place is really close to a winebar and both are 20 minutes away of walking from my place, which has a pretty good skyline. Too bad it’s winter and I can’t just have a walk with her due to the cold and the skyline will be blocked by the fog. FUCK WINTER!

Pickup during winter is probably the lamest, especially if the girls will bond to you and expect gifts on Valentines, another similar day we have here, 1st of March and 8th of March. Back in the days of abundance, I always fought with my girls on purpose and rekindled or found new ones after this month of financial carnage. I seriously prefer buying my mother lots of flowers than wasting my money on silly tarts. lol

*used to teach girls if I was beating them really bad, which was good excuse to kino. Rusty now so not sure I’ll get to do it.

What kind of man but an asshole would deliberately fight with girlfriends as a con to get out of buying V-Day gifts and dinners?

By Asshole Game standards, PWN’s gym pickup marginally qualifies, but inclusion into the world of sexxxy assssssholes is relative to the competition. The marching mass of mediocrities known affectionately as beta males wouldn’t talk this way to a girl even in their Casanova-conjuring dreams. And that is why they fail.

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Valentine’s Day can be a great opportunity for grade A assholery. Go out with a wingman and target duos of single bishes. Watch the LMR fight it out with the hamster dream of a lover’s night salvation in real time.

I’d love it if CH would occasionally share (with commentor’s permission, of course) a face or full body pic of the asshole with game like PWN so the rest of us could see that he’s (probably) just an average looking dude with outstanding game/skills, and that it doesn’t take a Hollywood physique or chiseled masculine features to have the success he describes in his post.

My first instinct upon reading posts like this is to assume that “well, this guy must be really buff and handsome to be able to pull this shit off” – but I know this doesn’t have to be the case…

Last year, I made a girl I was dating a Valentine’s Day card that was just a picture of a heart, but not a romantic heart – a human heart like the drawings in Grey’s Anatomy (The medical text, not the irritating chick crack medical drama) on the front.

Inside, it said “Baby, when I say this I mean it from my soul: four more bags of Cheetos and yours will explode. Happy Valentine’s Day!” with a membership application form to a local gym inside. I actually liked her a lot, so much that I could feel the pull of beta start to creep up so I had to move the needle all the way the other direction. She had a rock hard body, so I knew she could take the searing indictment’s asshole playfulness.

She wasn’t even a little bit mad – she laughed her fucking ass off and ate it up. It’s amazing how shit like this works.

Walking around looking at photos of her in her apartment [or at her parents’ house]: “Whoa, you used to be hot!”

Approaching a mid-to-late-30s MILF with her son [resp. daughter] in tow: “Is that your grandson, or are you his nanny?” She, indignant: “HE’S MY SON!” You: “Whoa, I guess he looks really old for his age.”

She: “You’ve always stared at other girls, even back when I was starving myself to look nice for you!” You: “When was that?”

Another really good one: At a formal event, where some upper crust chick is dressed to the nines, in very expensive clothes, and is obviously full of herself, but is slightly physically isolated momentarily, walk up to her and just assume that she’s the hired help: “Here, I need another glass of Chardonnay/gin-and-tonic/shot-of-bourbon.” But you gotta do it just right. “You working your way through school with these waitressing gigs?” Upper crust chicks hate Hate HATE being mistaken for hired help. Or imply that she’s a professional: “Are y’all allowed to give Happy Endings, or is that against the House Rules?”

And ‘accidentally’ implying that a chick is dressed inappropriately. To a mid-30s MILF: “Whoa, you are not going to believe this, but my niece wore that exact same dress to her Middle School Prom last week. Seriously, I kid you not.” To a college girl: “Whoa, you are not going to believe this, but my Mom wore that exact same dress to my cousin’s wedding last week…”

One of them was from day before yesterday [and it was stellar success]. One of them I blurted out by accident more than 20 years ago [frigging hilarious]. One of them I haven’t had a chance to use yet on this older MILF at the swimming pool [I haven’t quite crossed paths with her correctly] but I will within a few weeks.

And I had the best opener for this younger chick teaching a swimming lesson today, but there were too many people nearby and I couldn’t get an angle to deliver it [it was really raunchy].

These might work on some women, but my guess is mostly they won’t. If she shows you a picture where she is obviously younger, just ask how old she is in it. No need to say more. Also, don’t mistake a mother for a grandmother, just don’t hesitate in noticing she is the mother. Don’t flatter her by pretending she might be a young aunt or an older sister.

It’s really about delivery. If you sound butthurt or try-hard, it won’t work. If you sound like you’re naturally teasing and having fun, it will work. I’ve called women at work Twiddledee and Twiddledumb in earshot of a female exec and they giggled because it was obvious we were bantering.

Heh, I’ll do the same shit to my wife of 8 years. 4 kids together, she’s almost 40, and was 29 when we met. I’ll look at a picture with one of my kids and say “see how pretty mommy used to be.” I’m laughing my ass off right now thinking about what an asshole move that is….She goes to the gym 3-4 days a week now……..

CH, Seinfeld’s show was not much different than Friends or Melrose Place or Sex in the City — 20 and 30 somethings not married, hooking up randomly, new sex partner every week, living stupid, frivolous, meaningless, childless, marriageless, familyless, big city lives.

I’m in a bar and a beautiful model 8 walks by. I call her over utter 3 fucking sentences and put my number in her phone. I’m fucking and 69ing her later at night. She wants to be my girlfriend and maybe have me move in with her lol.

Her pussy is so tight. She told me she hasn’t had sex in a year and that I made her very sore.

But here’s where the real asshole part comes in. Earlier I’m talking to a group of people and they keep trying to get me to run game on a fat pig 5 at the bar. Telling me I’m a bitch for not talking to her etc. I keep proclaiming loudly that I only fucking with fine bitches. I get called an asshole one girl in the group also a fatass tells me she is a feminist and I am an asshat etc. I just keep laughing like an asshole and you know the rest of the story above lol.

If a bird holds your gaze for a moment longer than normal she is basically begging you to talk to her. my formula is simple.

1) She holds gaze. (Missle Lock)
2) I hold gaze and wink or nod. (winks and nods are critical for day game)
3) Then I accuse her of stealing something or trying to pick ME up. (i.e. reverse shit test)
4) She cracks up laughing
5) I give her a nickname — cheeky and sparky are working well at the moment

Stuttie who sometimes comments here can confirm the mad skillz. I have done this with and without the following:car, money, status, fit bod, nice clothes, grooming etc.

Chicks lives are INCREDIBLY dull and boring.. do them a favour and give them a little action to their day..

I am currently seeing a hot mid 30s chick who is a triathlete and loaded….because her husband died off a heart attack a few years ago…

So how do I employ asshole game on a widow??

My gut tells me to pull out of the “relationship” because she has and will always have the ultimate in victimhood “widow frame” which severely limits my theater of operations.

[CH: the widow frame is a tough one. how do you rank on the psychopathy scale? maybe you could say the thought of filling her dearly departed’s shows is weighing on you, and you care for her too much to even try.]

Max, as CH has written earlier (and as a study of messages to dating ads confirmed), there should be less negs and more comfort game the older women get. Though thirty isn’t that old. But negs work best with the hot girl who knows she’s hot. With an older woman who fears that her looks are vanishing, a neg about her looks leads to bitterness. As would other negs that hint at her having a lower SMV, I imagine. Better game then is to be the firm and in command kind of guy.

“Chicks lives are INCREDIBLY dull and boring.. do them a favour and give them a little action to their day..”

This is probably the most important thing you could know about women. Even if your game sucks, you’ll still have women throw themselves at you occasionally just because you’re the brightest spot in their dreary lives.

[CH: this is where older men should excel, theoretically. but often the older man, despite his wealth of experience, lacks the emotional vitality to convey all that to a pretty young thing. the iron pill should help with that.]

Hmm. That’s a toughie. Always refer to him as her husband. Don’t date only her. If she asks you about it, say you can’t marry another man’s wife. Make her push for the relationship/exclusivity.

It isn’t so much asshole game as just reframing the situation and getting her to see the deceased husband (may he rest in peace) as holding her back from getting what she wants: you.

If she likes you and wants to be with you, she’ll start to get irritated and distance herself from the past. With absolutely NO financial impetus to find a husband, you’ll need to focus on the other things women find appealing in men: leadership, emotional intimacy, etc.

Martin, the key is in seizing the moment IMMEDIATELY – you’ve got a few tenths of a second when she’s alone and she’s all yours and you can hit her up with your A-Game. If you hesitate for a few seconds, to try to get up your courage, then the moment can be quickly lost forever [especially if a bunch of meatheads move in and muscle you out of the way]. And in those few tenths of a second, when your Reptilian Brain Stem kicks in and says “Go for it!”, you have got to control the accompanying adrenaline/testosterone surge so that you don’t come off looking nervous – and for combatting nervousness, it helps so much to always maintain that most serene of Inner Frames which holds that “I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN!”

With all respect, about all the YouTube videos – they serve a purpose when they actually contribute something. But don’t just add them to draw attention to a post or because you want to add flavor. It slows down the page, and unless they seriously contribute, barely anyone will click on them anyway.

i have picked up chicks at the gym quite a few times. There was one chick who was a serious 10, Brazilian, and i would walk over to her while she was doing whatever stupid exercise it was and just start talking. She would dutifully pull out her headphones and talk to me. I did that to demonstrate value to the rest of the gym bc she was married.

Well, I think the gym is a more harsh environment for pick up. Reason being that when you put women in such skimpy attire around men of all ages, you get a lot of creepy guys staring. Women are probably more on edge which means you can afford fewer mistakes. I am speculating but this is partly what I have seen and it makes sense. Anyways, I don’t have any fear about approaching or asking for numbers. If this were done in 3 steps; step 1: Hi!,
step 2: (left blank), step 3: Shall I call you to pick you up later? I am not afraid of step 1 or step 3 because those are easy. Step 2 is the hard part, it requires conversation skills, teasing skills, “negging” skills, plus skills in all those other acronyms mentioned above. That is why it is hard. Any fear I have stems from simply running out of things to say and rather quickly, if I could I would skip step 2 completely. So I do think that bit is hard, I suppose if you are surrounded by women, or regularly teasing people then you are in practice of it and maybe it is easier then.

Couple things for you, first – seriously – fuck this whole mindset ” you get a lot of creepy guys staring” this is BS.

This being in your mind at ALL will fuck up your game. Despite the propagandizing by leftist feminists and gay media, women ENJOY male attention. Women also love sex. Any guys staring at a hot girl, just think to yourself “yes they are being MEN doing what they were designed to do, look at females and lust after them. I am a MAN as well”. I mean on the Plains of Ur, one of these dudes would have just grabbed a girl and slung her over his shoulder and had his way with her. So don’t allow any shaming of masculine desire enter your frame.

Second you CAN skip step 2 just about (though what you wrote was funny as hell and true). The Paul Janka method is just a 1 minute hit. Short stop, spike attraction get number. No number move on. Look into it.

The other way to SKIP step 2 is to really just skip it as a conscious step. I’ve found the best results are when I have MY vibe going, my frame is strong and from there everything else just flows without thought. You don’t have to step through a, b, c ok ok here comes a neg, ok ok here is light kino what’s NEXT!!!! I FORGOT!!! and you just go with the flow with your sexuality and body language just streaming out of you. Get good at strong body language and strong eye contact and emitting sexuality, BOYFRIEND posture kino and the rest is just blah blah blah… You don’t need to memorize any incantations. SHE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU TOO!

Excellent game, PWN. Humor and this kind of game is what adds the edge. The difference between a sharp knife and a dull knife is less than one percent.

All girls should be required by law to do squats. All guys should do them too. It’s the killer exercise. Also, girls should do lunges.

I wouldn’t pick up girls at the gym myself though, because you still have to see each other there month after month. Also, one of the gyms I go to (one near my home, one by the office) is the kind where guys could, as my friend put it, “work out in jeans and a torn t-shirt and no one would notice”. Not many girls there. Almost no cardio machines, they’re used only for warming up.

There would be more girls if I went to a larger gym, but those always have an industrial feel, I think. But if I ever felt like wasting a lot of money I’d get a card for every gym in town and rotate, use them as pickup venues. Not my two main gyms though. But it would definitely help if you feel bored by the exercise.

I mean, is it really going to ruin your gym experience if a couple broads you end up banging and dumping are regulars there? Who really cares if they dislike you after… they probably secretly still lust for you after it didn’t work out and that’s why they’re pissed. Opportunity to replate…

It’s a case of, don’t shit where you eat. Also, a lot of gym girls have boyfriends who also go to the gym. No, it probably would never lead to a confrontation, but thinking of the gym should only fill me with the serenity of exercise. It would actually feel a bit like desecrating the temple to do pickup in the two gyms I go to every week – they are not for that. Not every venue in my life can be for pickup. Others may think differently, I know – if it works for you, it works.

Speaking of gyms, just read a post at This Is Trouble (another manosphere blog) about moving to a new town and visiting a gym. Funny reading. Agree about hogging the bar – if the weights are low enough that you could use dumbbells instead, then use dumbbells.

As for personal trainers, I think that might be an American thing. There are places here where you can hire a trainer (which I never see anyone do), but they won’t stand by a wall in the gym trying to make eye contact with people and then come up and ask “if you’ve thought about what your goals are”, as I’ve heard is the case in some American gyms.

* A man with the typical American manboob physique (skinny everywhere except for his beer belly, wearing a tight wife beater) who spent far more time reorganizing the dumbbells than he did actually working out.
* Another manboob attempting to shoulder shrug 75 pounds of weight, except he would throw his back and his calves into it to perform the exercise. It looked like a weird combination of a calf raise, deadlift, and shoulder shrug. On top of that, he dropped one of the 75 pound dumbbells, missing my foot by about six inches. Who the hell drops the weight on a shoulder shrug?!
* A woman who weighed probably 250 pounds riding the bike and yapping on the phone the entire time. Wonder why she’s fat.
* Manboob bench pressing 45 pounds – meaning just the bar itself. Now, it’s one thing if there’s plenty of equipment. Everyone has to build a foundation at some point. But when there’s only one bench press rack in the entire gym, you better be putting some weight on and not holding up the rest of the line. If there were five bench presses and they were all open, I’d have no issues with it.
* Multiple fat personal trainers giving advice which might be my biggest pet peeve in the entire world.

Youre dumb and shes fucking other guys. Jesus, unless youre texting “come over now” and shes doing it, then you should be ashamed of yourself, as a 40 yr old man. Youre texting a teenager like youre a teenager. The whole reason young girls fuck older guys is they dont act like teenagers, or arent supposed to anyway.

[CH: one big problem older men have is that they lose emotional range and joie de vivre. younger women love a man who can make them feel something once in a while.]

She’s milking you for free attention. You’re about to lose your shot, if you haven’t already.

Pick a place *you* like that’s near her, be there on whatever evening you think best, & text something brief like this to her:

“drinking at [venue name] … join me”

Note the lowercase, the baldfaced invite/command, and the lack of negotiation over who wants to go where at which convenient time. If she shows, at least be reading or writing something when she arrives (so you don’t look like a chump who’s forlornly waiting for Princess Poo-Don’t-Stink to grace you with her presence). If possible, be gaming a girl when she arrives.

If she does anything but show up or ask you to wait as she hurries over, then delete her number & pick another 18-year-old off the Girl Tree. There are always new ones ripening.

Flirty is good. Flirty means attraction. Coffee is fine, disqualifying her is Ok, but disqualify with an alternative. You already know she is a good cook, which means you’ve probably taken her out already. How is there a question mark as to how to proceed here? I need more context. My comments on your text game are marked with a 8=====D below

Her: Well do you want to hang out and spank me then?

8=====D the deal was already sealed on this, all you had to do was not fuck it up

You: It depends (gay winky face) are you cooking italian

8=====D winky faces are homosexual and beta. Do not ever use any emoticon related to smiling unless used ironically. Lack of punctuation is good and laconic reply is also good here.

Her: Oh, you’re coming over…

8=====D She already assumed you’re going to do what you want to do regardless of her desires. This is her DLV. This is tricky because she’s baiting you into doubting yourself, though. The “Oh, you’re coming over…” is the kind of statement that if dropped by an alpha male would send a woman’s hamster into overdrive. There are so many connotations that can apply to that statement. What would a man do? Do that. Assume the role of chased and her as chaser. I would have said “You know what happens when you assume?” then when she replies, no matter what she says, “No, you get rewarded with the pounding of a lifetime. How did you not know that? See you in (30min/60min/90min/3 days)” then go dark and ignore her replies. She WILL re-initiate conversation as smoke comes off her hamster wheel.

Your reply of “moving on soon” was met with exactly the reaction of a woman who desires your destroyer-of-worlds cock: a direct warning that she has good things in store for you if you stay (“you’ll be sorry”) followed by an unmistakable sexual escalation from a thong pic. This is where you fucked up.

The reply of “K” was your critical error. Instead, remark on something in the room, then assume the sale OR gently neg her and increase the tension more. For example, non sequitir / assume the sale:

Her: *thong pic*
8=====D: Nice Justin Bieber poster. Fag.
8=====D: See you in 30
*panties, if still on, need to be wrung out*

Her; *thong pic*
8=====D Nice…didn’t you wear those last time I saw you?
*Hamster breaks sound barrier*
Her: *more and more risque pics*
Then you naturally escalate to closing her.

This interaction makes me think, though, that overall you are waiting to long to close a girl that has clearly demonstrated serious interest. Close the deal quicker, man. Be more aggressive once you see these kinds of demonstrations of lust that are TBH quite overt.

I’m not sure what the holdup is…a girl sends a thong pic in this context immediately escalate to where are you I am coming to fuck you. Or maybe you take an intermediate step to “i can’t see your pussy through that ugly thong”

If she drags her heels, go silent, bc she’s a tease (which happens)

Yeah, lions sometimes get confused by random gazelles wandering through the middle of their pride. They must think they’re hallucinating.

I recognize that, Master Blaster. I have seen the surprise in (college-educated) girls’ eyes when I have an uncompromising attitude to criminals. It’s like they have never heard a guy say that before.

They’ll ask questions, and you have to be able to follow it up with genuine knowledge. Show that you are not just throwing out something thoughtless, as they have been told men do when expressing “fascist” opinions, but that you actually know what you are talking about.

Even if the girls are initially reluctant, if they have a basically conservative mindset it will have a positive effect on them. They have just never heard a guy express such “forbidden” thinking before and have resigned themselves to that fact. They thought the world was like that now – no one opposing the criminals. They have resigned themselves to living in a city under siege, because that’s the only thing they hear. No one ever entertaining the thought that you CAN take action so that every part of every city is safe at night, even for a woman walking alone.

When a guy supports the criminals, he is telling a girl that he is not on her side if she’s a crime victim. And girls worry very much about being victims of crime. When a guy says the criminals should be taken off the streets by all means possible, he shows the girl that he is on her side. And for many that’s a new thing. Especially in the middle class, maybe less so for proles, I don’t know.

unless it’s a formal business meeting, where it’s expected…it’s a straight up IOI…if she’s trying to TOUCH you/get you to TOUCH her, her hind brain wants to play…and has just kicked her hamster to wake it up…lol…

the proper response (if you want her…lol) is to shake her hand looking deeply into her eyes (laser eyes…and do not break eye contact first…don’t forget to smirk…or least not smile like a retard…lol) and do not be the first one to let go of the grip (which should be gentle but firm…)…then observe the sexual tension spike…move slightly closer (slowly…almost unconsciously…lol)…

When they go to shake your hand they usually introduce themselves and ask your name, ignore giving your name. Play it out as long as you can. Make them guess. Look around like people may hear then motion to whisper I. Her ear then whisper “it’s a secret” or “I can’t remember” or a silly name “you can address me as Godhammer” etc. While holding on to her hand the whole time and putting an arm around her neck to pull her in. Usually get a laugh and arm punch.

Or when you shake their hand tickle her palm with your fingers while being totally serious. Usually a surprise to them.

My favorite though especially on a single is when she extends her hand just extend your pointer finger back, like a tiny penis. She will look at you and probably laugh and be like what am I supposed to do with this. Tell her go on give it a shake or don’t worry my penis is much smaller …. You would need a tweaker. One girl once rolled her eyes but then gave my finger a little hand job laughing… Don’t let them off the hook hold it out there with eye contact until they crack and take it.

“I have established attraction with a girl and in comfort phase now. I have a tendency of seeking rapport and excessive complimenting in comfort phase(any recovering advice here?).”

this is validation seeking on your part (attitude = she is the prize…). you are looking for her to take the lead…and that probably won’t happen…lol…so, YOU need to lead…touch her…and escalate the kino…do a search here for a how to…if you need it…

“I also shy away and think im imposing myself on her instead of plowing through. Any idea how to overcome these?”

accept that you ARE imposing yourself on her…lol…and that that is what she WANTS to happen…you’re the man…so, it’s your part of the interaction to do that…think of it like a cookie for her hamster…she wants it, it tastes good to her, and you are just not giving it to her…that’s just mean…lol…and frustrating to her, so at some point she just LJFB you and turns her attention to a man that will actually give the cookie to her hamster…

Thanks man. I try to lead but she resists it. Not responding to venue bouncing and isolation leads. And i dont want to come off as clingy or needy. So i let her go when she resists my lead. I was building rapport to get her more comfortable as of last interaction. She was all smiles, open body language, enjoying the interaction and talkish revealing personal info but NOT complying(shit test? Checking if i plow through resistance?). Another red flag is her not asking me any personal questions.

Thanks man. I try to lead but she resists it. Not responding to venue bouncing and isolation leads.”

= not enough attraction…you need to build more value…and those are shit tests…so agree and amplify…’you’re right, we should never try new and exciting things…bc that would be toooo fun…’

“And i dont want to come off as clingy or needy. So i let her go when she resists my lead. I was building rapport to get her more comfortable as of last interaction. She was all smiles, open body language, enjoying the interaction and talkish revealing personal info but NOT complying(shit test? Checking if i plow through resistance?). Another red flag is her not asking me any personal questions.”

so, you might be a beta orbiter already…or on that path…

“Its like im throwing cookies at the hamster and it is refusing to bite. She seems to have trust issues”

trust issues = not enough attraction…disengage for a while and spin your other plates (you do have other plates, right?…lol)…then reengage in a couple of weeks…note – this course of action will almost never hurt you bc men with options are busy with…those other options…lol…

To try to let them know they’re already down to fuck. This guy doesn’t need to waste $ and time on mini-golf followed by impressing her with wine lectures and taking her on a breathtaking walk. She’ll put out after one drink and an hour of chatting about sexual topics in a shithole pub beside his place.

If he enjoys that stuff has has the $ for it, that’s cool, but he and guys reading should be aware (for the sake of streamlining your game efficiently and understanding where you can shave off corners) that he doesn’t actually NEED any of that based on the solid sarge he ran. She doesn’t need any convincing, just a little comfort and she’s ready to fuck.

That stuff can also trigger The Ultimatum faster (“I care about you too much if we can’t be in a real relationship together then I can’t do this anymore”) because he’s already won her but now he’s giving her EXTRA lovey datey providery romantic feels on top of that.

If he hadn’t said the penis surgery stuff and highly sexualized the situation (which was perfect, well done to him), so he had a normal non-sexually charged #-close AND did the mini-golf and wine and romantic walk thing, that would be running dangerously close to her running the “I want sex and would have put out the first night, but now this guy seems like he would be a good long-term catch so I’m going to hold off on sex so he doesn’t think I’m a slut” play.

None of this discounts his sarge, it was rock solid and CH did a good analysis of the concepts the guy applied (if he had left out, say, disqualifying her, or not sexualing it, it wouldn’t have been as solid but he laced a bunch of principles over eachother like classic Mystery Method does).

I’m just writing this for guys to think about. Always look at where you can streamline your game so that even if you choose NOT to (maybe you enjoy playing mini-golf, I like the occasional fun long day2 myself) you’re aware of your options and why those options are there and potential downsides to taking the less streamlined route.

I was poor and cheap for a while (workin my way out of it now finally) so for a handful of years I had to look at my game and figure out “where is the EXACT moment that I don’t have to invest anymore time or money into this lay…do I really NEED to stay for 3 beers before we go back to my place or if I seed the extraction reason sooner can I pull this off in 2 beers? If I pick a shittier bar with sketchy people and just say lets get out of here I didn’t realize this place was so sketchy, can I pull it off in 1 beer or will I need to add one more move or line in there to build juuuust enough comfort for that to work?” etc lol

Down the road when I’m back in $ I’ll probably do more Day2s, but it’ll be with a very complete understanding of the dynamics and my actual options. And I’ll probably save the mini-golf for potential mLTR/oLTRs VS FBs/ONS.

One reason that the saga of Chris Kyle, the American Sniper, resonates so powerfully with me is that he looks(ed) almost exactly like my son. Chewing tobacco, check. Hot girlfriends, check. Better shot than me, check.

A well meaning friend from back east one time asked me,”What kind of gun do you have.” I struggled to explain to him that I have bought and trained with every kind of gun that ever interested me.
Seriously, a high-end AR with a cost-no-object light gathering sight – ,,, I should not keep talking.

Ah, that piece of neocon propaganda. They have thousands of Americans killed, they kill half a million Iraqi children with starvations sanctions (“worth it” according to Madeleine Albright) and when their invasion, based on lies, doesn’t become a “cakewalk” they invent heroes for the dumb sheep to bray about.

Like that woman who supposedly held off the rebe… err, “terrorists” when the trucks were ambushed. In reality she did no such thing.

And of course, let’s hide all the murders of civilians. Or American soldiers getting blowjobs from nine-year-old girls for one dollar a pop in bars in Baghdad, where the girls are starving because the sanctions, twelve years of bombings, and invasion destroyed one of the most prosperous countries in the Gulf. No, exploiting little children is not something the sheeple back home like to hear. Away with that.

Instead lift up a liar like the psychopathic Chris Kyle, who said that everyone he shot was “evil” (for resisting an invasion), and that he didn’t care who he killed, that he didn’t care about any Iraqis. (A fun little detail. Weren’t they supposed to invade to “free the Iraqis” etc?) He said that he “had the time of his life” murdering people and if he didn’t have to be home again he would go back to kill again “in a heartbeat”.

Other veterans have expressed doubt and remorse about their actions, but not the psychopath.

But in the movie he is presented as being troubled by having to kill for the Good Cause. Everything must be whitewashed, truth must be distorted.

Former Navy SEAL Jessie Ventura is a real patriot. He has opposed the neocons who have hijacked the GOP and push an agenda of mass immigration for Westerners, and attacking the Israeli lobby’s targets abroad. (One standard for Israel, another standard for Whitey.)

So Chris Kyle lied about him. He wrote a false story in his book about Jessie Ventura badmouthing dead Seals in a bar. Kyle writes about himself as a hero in a movie, politely asking the evil one to be quiet, upon which Ventura picked a fight. But the hero Kyle of course floored him with one punch. Afterward Ventura was laughed at by everyone at a Seal dinner.

Didn’t happen. Ventura never even met Kyle. But this was pushed by the Tribe editor at Harper Collins, who called it “hot hot hot!”. Kyle got to repeat the lie over and over again in interviews, which turned the otherwise lukewarm book into a success.

Luckily Ventura won a defamation case against the psychopath. Meanwhile Kyle was killed by another psychopath mercenary, an ironic justice. Upon which the media declare that Ventura “is taking money from a widow!” Of course, if he hadn’t finished the case they’d say it was because he couldn’t win.

Speaking of money, Chris Kyle and his wife lied when they said the money from the book went to veterans. Only a few percent went to veteran organizations, the rest they pocketed.

He claimed two men tried to rob him when he stood by his car, and he shot them both dead while holding the gun under his arm like an action hero. When the police came to question him, his driver’s license directed them to contact the Department of Defense. (As if he’d be an agent, like James Bond with a license to kill, for being in the military.) He claimed that policemen from all over the country sent him admiring letters, praising him for “keeping the streets safe”.

Except it never happened. No policeman has heard of the story. There are no records of such a shooting anywhere. The cameras at the gas station didn’t record it.

He also claimed that he and a friend went to the Superdome during Hurricane Katrina, climbed up on the roof and shot more than 30 looters with their sniper rifles. Of course, a blatant lie. If that had actually happened it would be all over the news – and they’d be arrested. The police by the Superdome say it didn’t happen.

Chris Kyle is like the helicopter gunner in Full Metal Jacket: “Get some! Get some!” who brags about his kills, some of them women and children. Chris Kyle bragged the same way, and said he didn’t care who he killed. He said he would like to “kill anyone holding a Koran”, i.e. everyone demonized by the neocons, regardless of if they were innocent men, women and children. So those “confirmed kills” of his … yeah.

Here are some links about the liar who served the Israeli lobby’s interests, not America’s:

[CH: i don’t give a shit for sandnig lives, especially when said sandnigs are burying ieds on every corner to kill infidels. not that i can blame them… it is their shithole and they live there. the reason i say this is because summoning a pro-sandnig argument against kyle like you’re doing here won’t find any purchase with red-blooded american men. kyle was a proficient killer and, misguided he may have been, an awesome patriot. it’s a good thing that he was on our side instead of the other side.]

How can people still believe every new piece of neocon propaganda without knowing that they always, always lie? The mountain of lies by now is enormous. Remember the drawings of hidden mountain bases in Afghanistan with tunnels and missiles, like from a James Bond movie? People believed them. One lie out of countless. These are the people who couldn’t find Afghanistan and Iraq (or now, Ukraine) on a map, but who believed that President Hussein was in leaque with al-Qaeda and was behind 9/11, and could hit London with nuclear weapons in an hour, and any pesky UN inspector who said otherwise was just an apologist for terrorists. (Hussein was of course a secular anti-Islamist who invaded Iran with American funding.)

I read Wall Street Journal online every day, but I don’t fall for any of the hyperbole because I also read other sources. And see actual facts. But for leftists, like the neocon followers, reading facts amounts to treason. One site I read is the right-wing Antiwar, http://www.antiwar.com/. I recommend it.

Those who oppose the neocon lies always read both neocon sources and those who expose them. But those who lap up the neocon stories only read what they say. Very telling. Of course, if they read both sides, they wouldn’t be neocon lovers anymore. But they are taught that “only leftists oppose war! We can’t let the Democrats win!”

“i don’t give a shit for sandnig lives, especially when said sandnigs are burying ieds on every corner to kill infidels. not that i can blame them… it is their shithole and they live there. the reason i say this is because summoning a pro-sandnig argument against kyle like you’re doing here won’t find any purchase with red-blooded american men. kyle was a proficient killer and, misguided he may have been, an awesome patriot. it’s a good thing that he was on our side instead of the other side.”

You can’t blame em for burying ieds and yet you cite it as a reason why you don’t give a shit about them?

[CH: yes.]

These ieds would be utterly ineffective if your meatheaded golems weren’t there to drive over them in the first place.

[i don’t feel like reliving the history of the bush years, but you do remember 9/11 happened and that it was the trigger that pulled the iraq war? what followed was a pack of lies, but what precipitated those lies was a legitimate grievance.]

It is also disingenious to bring up “infidels” at all here: These guys slaughtered Iranians by the 10.000s, even though they believe in the same thing.

Bottomline: he was not an “awesome patriot”. I don’t know the dictionary definition of “patriot”, but literally nothing he did actually benefitted the American people.

[if the US is ever in a war for survival, guys like kyle will be very beneficial to have on my side.]

He is a liar, a phonyfuck and charlatan, that certifiably slandered a fellow warrior to sell books. You know, guilty of the same sin that made you wish that Hugo Shyster slices lengthwise.

[irrelevant. i;m talking strictly about his fighting prowess and sense of duty.]

It is a good thing that he died the way he did.

PS: Did you really just imply that Arbiter gives a shit about muzzies? Hahahahahaha.

“i don’t feel like reliving the history of the bush years, but you do remember 9/11 happened and that it was the trigger that pulled the iraw war? what followed was a pack of lies, but what precipitated those lies was a legitimate grievance.”

Possible. But picking the right target for your revenge is not exactly trivial. Not only didn’t Iraq have nothing to do with that shit, they are also mortal enemies of the goat felchers that did this: the only thing that the jihadis like more than slaughtering infidels is slaughtering Shias. So you can’t even say you hurt them by killing someone of their ingroup. And no, I’m not blowing smoke up your ass, they really hate each other that much. One could say you did them a favor.

“if the US is ever in a war for survival, guys like kyle will be very beneficial to have on my side”

Guys who can shoot well?

[CH: shoot well, and be willing to shoot.]

There is a horde of them in America who aren’t soulless mistakes of nature.

[i’m hearing a lot of pro and con kyle stuff lately. best i can make of it is that the guy was a fabulist who nevertheless amassed an impressive tally of actual field heroism. it’s a stretch to go from that to “souless mistake of nature”. anyhow, if psychopaths are a part of the panoply of human personalities, it’s better to direct those soulless freaks into doing something useful for their nation.]

I mean, as long as your high opinion of him is strictly utilitarian/pragmatic, there is no disagreement. He was a highly effective vermin to sicc on your enemies, but vermin nontheless. One doesn’t have to stop being vermin to be a valuable asset in time of war. (cf. Chechens)

[shitting on guys like kyle is not the way to win your propaganda war. hint: stay focused on the head of the snake.]

All great warriors exaggerate in the telling (the surviving ones) of their great deeds. Marshall Zhuchov DID defeat the Wermacht (but he lied about all the details.)
J. Stalin, the pentultimate Pyscho-path, made sure to keep Zhuchov around and happy after the great war. He even sent to him whole villages of under-aged Olgas…

I saw the sanctions in Iraq first hand and it was a ‘red pill’ moment. The West is run by evil mofos as are most other countries. We will never know what happened on 9/11. A country like the US who went through a 50 year cold war should not have been so easy to attack.

[CH: why not? de facto open borders have been a policy of the US elite for the last couple of decades of the cold war. all it took was a decadent inattentive brainwashed multikult nation and a few visas and suicidal maniacs.]

‘Red pill’ means waking up to the realities of life. You soon realize that everything is fake, manufactured for social control – religion, the Holocaust, ‘love’ & marriage…

[religion is a cultural outgrowth of an organic need for tribal affiliation and transcendence. the holocaust happened, even if the numbers of dead are disputed, love is a cascade of neural firings prompted by biochemical releases cued by environmental triggers and is just as real as anything else one may feel, marriage is a codification of evolved preferences for paternity assurance and pair bonding concurrently strengthened by cultural feedback loops.]

Women are the ultimate fakers, the ultimate deceivers – fake nails, fake hair, fake push up bras, fake orgasms, fake breasts, profile pictures even on suppose serious sites like LinkedIn which make them look more attractive than they really are. It is their bullshit world. All PR and marketing is primarily aimed at them. Look at the endless malls now and endless stores – it is all for them now that traditional men stores like book stores and music stores have gone out of business.

Women have it so fucking easy today in the US and they are totally bored and unchallenged , bloated on their easy lives. No wonder they are attracted to jerks – a challenge, someone who is exciting and different.

[everything is fake and everything is real. this is the system you live within, so you can work to leverage it or you can become a hermit and drop off the grid of life.]

Re: The Holocaust
This is the only time I will ever post this on here as I a hooked to this site
-as there are many other websites out there with information on both sides of the debate. Holocaust belief is like religious belief – based on farce and urban legends. If you examine the official narrative with a rational and scientific mind the office story falls flat. I met many Germans from WW2 and had family who fought – if you wanted to kill a group of people you lined them up and shot them (as Communist Partisans and villagers were treated -no denying that). Quick and effective. Elaborate gassing techniques using unsealed doors and chambers containing light bulbs is atrocious engineering by German standards. Not to mention the incompetent logistics of the whole supposed operation. The canteen workers next door would have been gassed too.
The Axis needed free labor to support the war effort – and were fighting wars on three fronts – they had no time for elaborate cumbersome scientific techniques. The number of gas camps now reported has gone from over 40 in 1945 to 5 in 2015. TB and typhus were the main killers as Spielberg says in his Buchenwald film.
Why have hospitals in the camp, why clothe prisoners, feed them, number them if you just want to kill them? Read ‘Nazi Hunter’ Simon Wiesenthal’s bio – he escaped three times from camps and still was not shot and was even treated by the camps for gangrene.

The modern Holocaust industry really came to life after the US tv series of the same name in 1978. A comedy show like Hogan’s Heroes from the 1960s (with many Jewish actors) would not be allowed to be made today .

And of course women, the ultimate deceivers, always come to the front as survivors. ‘Oh the Nazis did this, oh the Nazis did that’ lapping up the drama, attention and reparations no doubt.

American soldiers weren’t allowed to leave the Green Zone while in Baghdad. General Order #1 is in effect- no alcohol. Your BJ story is complete BS. I think you’re just jealous. Doesn’t a Nazist who wrings his hands over justifiable sniper kills of third world noble savages ring a bit hollow? I have little doubt that Hitler would have been awarding Kyle with the Knight’s Cross in person.

You fag. Chris Kyle is the ne plus ultra of the “alpha” you worship. He would have been knighted and canonized in a different age.

Your fixation on dumb little joospiracies is stronger than your ability to acknowledge the idol incarnate in front of your face. There was even a pick-up scene in the film! and you still missed the point.

It is precisely because of shitbags like you, who have no understanding of the most “alpha” culture yet remaining in the west (the military), and who obsess over personal political dead-ends, that real virtue is inverted and the field is ceded to the faggots among us.

The agents of the Left speak of everything in terms of politics. You’re more of a Jew in practice than the conjured bogeymen “neocons” you cower from.

My dad is the greatest. He always supports me, and tells me, “Andi, you’re my favorite daughter” every time he sees me.

But sometimes, I think my life would just be so much easier if it had been way harder. Like if my dad had died or abandoned me.

My friend Heather from art class talks about her parents’ rough custody battles, and I just feel so boring in comparison. She makes these really beautiful abstract paintings and calls them things like, “Hope and Pain” and “Mom’s Birthday, 1997″. All I ever paint is flowers!
…….
I guess it’s kind of like when I told my black friend from work Monique (not THAT Mo’nique!) I wished I could be black for, like, a day. She told me not to say that ever again, but I think she was glad I appreciated her struggle.

People with daddy issues are just so much more interesting and artistic, and I wish I were one of them. But please don’t tell my dad that. I need him to pay the bill for our Fathers’ Day Brunch.

In the 1990s a media Jewess went over from the U.S. to Poland to buy up newspapers, radio etc, with financial backing from a U.S. media corporation. She thereby became the biggest media owner in Poland. Easy to buy up resources in an empoverished country, and how funny that they always go for the media, knowing that’s the key to control a democracy. The effect in Poland has been striking. A globalist puppet that eagerly takes part in the attack on Russia, a country that must be taken down for giving some support to Iran and Syria, Israel’s targets as they have opposed the Palestinian genocide. The Lobby always gets what it wants.

East European countries looked up to the West after the communist fall, and they wrongly thought that everything in the West was linked with its economic success, including the degenerate music and race-mixing. The media worked hard on giving them that impression. “You must be tolerant, like Westerners! That’s the wave of the future! Don’t be boring old communists by saying no to Western culture!” So Cultural Marxism was sold as anti-Marxism. It was amazing. Of course, if you have massive media backing you can make up whatever “narrative” you want.

The key to understanding Krzysztof Kieslowski’s french-language films like “The Double Life of Veronique” and the “Three Color” trilogy was that they were about the hope among some Eastern European artists and intellectuals that a reunified Europe had the opportunity to connect its prosperous and humane but materialistic and frivolous western half with its spiritually vital and tragic eastern half. This reunification would create, they hoped, a reinvigorated continent guided by a humanistic Christian ethos.

Something quite the opposite is happening and Kowalewski’s vision has not yet been realized.

His late-80s “Decalogue” is a good place to start.

[CH: it’s possible this sort of materialistic-spiritual union of eat and west europe will never happen, if one believes the hajnal rift reflects as deeply a dna rift.]

Mini golf is also my favourite first date activity. I usually tell her “Whoever gets a hole-in-one gets a whack on the ass with the putter. At some point during the game, I’ll say “Fucking close enough” and whack her on the ass with it anyway. The looks I’ve got from women are priceless.

I just ran across this quote written by Christopher Hitchens, and I will direct it at you, Anonymous, as well to all the other vicious hateful bastards who gather on these pages:

“And I’ll close by saying this. Because anti-Semitism is the godfather of racism and the gateway to tyranny and fascism and war, it is to be regarded not as the enemy of the Jewish people, I learned, but as the common enemy of humanity and of civilisation, and has to be fought against very tenaciously for that reason, most especially in its current, most virulent form of Islamic Jihad.”

““And I’ll close by saying this. Because anti-Semitism is the godfather of racism and the gateway to tyranny and fascism and war, it is to be regarded not as the enemy of the Jewish people, I learned, but as the common enemy of humanity and of civilisation, and has to be fought against very tenaciously for that reason, most especially in its current, most virulent form of Islamic Jihad.”

-Hitch, God Is Not Great

Whatever you want to say, Hitch could always say it better. RIP.”

What a despicable shitstain. A kike, who unironically claims that disliking his loathsome co-ethnics is equivalent to opposition to the very civilization he and his co-ethnics have been working so hard to hollow out.

If I was an atheist/materialist, I would start hoping for hell’s existence, just so I can imagine him in it.

In the interest of balance, here’s what Hitch had to say about the establishment of a Jewish state:

“Actually—and this was where I began to feel seriously uncomfortable—some such divine claim underlay not just ‘the occupation’ but the whole idea of a separate state for Jews in Palestine. Take away the divine warrant for the Holy Land and where were you, and what were you? Just another land-thief like the Turks or the British, except that in this case you wanted the land without the people. And the original Zionist slogan—’a land without a people for a people without a land’—disclosed its own negation when I saw the densely populated Arab towns dwelling sullenly under Jewish tutelage. You want irony? How about Jews becoming colonizers at just the moment when other Europeans had given up on the idea?”

“In the interest of balance, here’s what Hitch had to say about the establishment of a Jewish state:”

Good thing for him, that he opposes Israel. I don’t like how he puts Israel on the same level as the Ottoman or British Empire, but it is true when you squint. The Jews have expelled Palestinians from their land. It was very contrived (Balfour Declaration). Whatever.

He is still a typical YKW though. Look at the shamelessness with which he equates hating his people and being an enemy of humanity. Unbelievable.

Spirit, it’s quite simple. Here in the United States, because of Jews, and only because of Jews, we have a transvestite freak show specializing in counseling children (lzozlzozlozozlol) who has been appointed physician general of the great state of Pennsylvania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fucking piece of garbage. Fuck you. It’s outrageous. It is simply obvious to any red pill person watching anything on a screen: TV, movies, commercials, mainstream websites like google and youtube. We have a fucking catastrophe freak show that was done purposely by Jews to destroy white families. Tinder is the latest addition to the arsenal of things making marriage an impossible proposition. In 2010 it was facebook, but now you rats have ramped it up even further.

STFU you piece of junk. the only spirit you have is your father the devil. Your Talmugarbage teaches to rob, steal, kill the GOY. It says if the rabbi and God argue, the Rabbi wins. Only garbage thinks/believes that. Last,people do not dislike all YKW. The Karaim.Karaites are fine to deal with because they do not buy the Talmugarbage and Kabbajunk like you. FYI arabs whether muslim or ykw are semites too you idiot.

“kyle was a proficient killer and, misguided he may have been, an awesome patriot. it’s a good thing that he was on our side instead of the other side.”

“our” side? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Ch: it means that wars for survival occasionally happen, and when they do it’s better to have guys like kyle on your side than fighting for the enemy.]

Do you live in Tel Aviv?

[no. and not to belabor the point, but the picture i’m drawing here is bigger and more inclusive than the cramped YKW rorschach test you want to scribble out.]

Maybe it’s just your ignorance. Maybe you don’t know they have gutted and skinned the US through this very mechanism of endless fiat for endless wars and endless fear?

[maybe it’s that i can see the value in having guys like kyle ready to fight for a cause. because one day, that cause will be legit. and then what do you do if the kyles of the world have swallowed cynicism so completely they drop their weapons?]

And this “patriot” bullshit?

[loyalty to the in-group. it beats the alternative.]

That’s just retarded or is “poolside” flag-draped wherever you happen to be residing?

[anti-patriotism is so kneejerk boilerplate liberalism. we’ve MOVED ON.]

CH, pussy king or king of pussies? Don’t bother with an answer.

[why so many question marks then?]

Clearly, this site is for weak fags who feel they can boast (!) of sitting behind a rock and, from a brave mile away, killing unarmed people who have done nothing to him or his. Oh, the heroism!

Anonymous: First of all, the Sikhs are good people. Almost as good as Gurckas.
I mean, there are many of them in Texas and they fit in well here and without much need of discussion…

[CH: in small numbers. i don’t want one million sikhs here no matter how favorably they compare to others living in regions adjoining their homeland.]

THey are weird and violent if provoked , but mainly and otherwise they just want to get their kids into Grad School. One of my partners is a Sikh. Never cuts his hair and always carries a weapon. We made him a partner without any debate… If Zhueish ownership of media offends, then jus effing buy them them out. You have heard of that concept, right?

I hate that. Obviously boys must be committing suicide because they aren’t allowed to be emotional!! Because of definitions of masculinity!!
It couldn’t at all because we living a society that demonizes boys and men. And boys are taught that they are rapists/murderers/predators in the waiting.

related to this post: I cold approached this (very young looking) 18 year old at the gym. I’m mid 20s super cut and athletic build (ecto who lifts a lot). Anyways got her to “do abs” with me then got her # before she left. But She was with her dad was with her b/c they met up after (so that’s super awkward ha!)

Anyways I texted her a couple hours saying something along the lines of “hey xyz lets get together this weekend for a movie a something. My abs are about to be sore ha” (we talked about maybe seeing a movie together and she said “yeah. Have you seen xyz it looks good) butshe didn’t reply to my text. I see her at the gym running all the time still. It’s been 3 weeks.

So question:
A) what is a good text opener for when you number close a girl and want a meet up? Ch I know you’ve said “let’s pick up where we left off before”
And
B) Why didn’t she reply?
And C) she clearly makes herself visible to me when I’m at the gym. How should I move forward….

Asshole game?? Before I was married, I would escalate mild female drama of the usual kind to epic proportions but always make the emphasis on some way she had offended me. This was done to show her how silly she looked when she did this for no reason and as a way to take off for a night of fun with other chicks. If you are living with someone there is no other safe way to get out of dodge for a few hours without having a mountain of questions and suspicion.
Since you acted as she would, she understands it (narcissism) and when she asked what you did later, you say, “don’t want to talk about it.”

You can literally get away with this once a month as long as you don’t do it over something serious.

What is missed here is asshole game doesn’t just have to be used on HER. Merely on someone deserving in front of her. They secretly love this barbarian, asshole scenario. It doesn’t even have to be violent or intimidating per se, just I am a boss and don’t give a shit about convention, just what’s right or what’s mine.

Ex. We went to an outlet mall during a small vacation and stopped at a socks and underwear place. They were having a buy one get one free sale on everything. This doofus comes up and starts doing his sales thing so I ask him if a certain pair of socks I liked were in the deal. He said they weren’t but if I bought two other pairs of non-related socks it would be like getting them for a few bucks off anyway so why not. I looked at him deadpan and said “well I won’t be doing that then will I!??” Simple, but not what anyone else says in polite situations. Girl loved it.

One time I fly to my girlfriend’s mom’s house in Colorado. She is batty crazy and a divorced manhater of the worst sort. She had her current 70 old sad old man date there and we sat down for her fondue concoction dinner. Midway through the meal, I ask to be excused to use the bathroom. When I get back she says, “we don’t leave the table during dinner because it’s rude”. OK….
So about ten minutes later everyone is done and full. Her old man friend was literally just beaten down and going through the motions. But as they were getting up, I said wait, I’m still eating!!! I proceeded to dip each remaining piece of meat in the fondue and eat them slowly while staring at her. Took 20 minutes. And you know what? The old man smiled with glee the whole time.
My girlfriend though initially perturbed, talked about it to her friends for the rest of the time we dated.

Finally, and last one unless anyone wants more, my wife (before we were married) and I went to northern Ohio to see her father. Big Baptist minister who doesn’t rate Catholics too highly. We go to a dairy that is famous for its ice cream. There are tons of people there and the portions are insane. Her dad tells me to get a small as even that is 4 scoops and likely to make me sick. Keep in mind I am 6’1 and weigh 250 on a light day. I just met this guy like 4 hours earlier. So when my wife and I get to the front of this huge line I say “I am a visitor to this place, impress me!” Literally was given 10 scoops of ice cream.
Ate every drop of it while he stood there bewildered.

I had a similar one the other weekend. Walked into a restaurant and the waitress said the kitchen opens in 10 mins. I’ll survive I hope, I said and she started laughing.

As i was seated and had ordered I noticed she had an amazing body, skinny legs and full curves (where they matter). I noticed (who wouldn’t) the Loud bartender pouring drinks and repeatedly shouting about the ordered Veuve bottle which an adjacent table had ordered. He was dressed, in addition to his tucked in tie and garter, a utility pack reminding me of SWAT teams. Probably containing lime, a long spoon and other bar accessories. Asked the waitress what the deal with our friend robocop was, whilst browsing the wine list, to which she burst out in laughter and kino’d me by stroking my arm/shoulder.

After coming with my order she asked if it was my first time at the place and we chatted about the venue – moving on to the neighborhood to which I mentioned that I recently moved in and was checking out new places. She immediately said she also loves nearby and even mentioned the station. Curious is her first name, so she asked about my job which could translate into other peoples hobby to which she took my email and said she’d write. I didn’t give my phone nbr out as i wouldn’t want to surprise myself or my girlfriend with a sudden phone call…

I call this exercise – keeping it fun, flirty and light while i enjoy my relationship.

In my Blue Pill days I knew the leaders of Code Pink in DC. One is a white man hating lesbian and they hosted fundraising events for Palestinians which featured DC old school rappers who railed against the white man. Only positive was some middle eastern girls there with their light brown skin and features were hot.

We can spend forever saying we shouldn’t have been in the middle east ever for anything other than commer e, etc blah blah the government is evil.EVERY govrrnment is evil. A girl choosing which guyto fuck..a group of men deciding which to follow when in the hunt and desperate for food..these are all connected and lead to the horror show that is a government. Its inevitable.

Hero worship of any kind is pathetic and best left to the general public. All men here should be above this way of thinking and know better than to waste time debating such matters, or assume a blogger comment section will allow for any sort of meaningful, all encompassing point to be made.

For a little Friday self indulgence, music wise. Two years ago we went to an outdoor summer concert and the band, a very good one, started playing Pink Floyd’s “Wish you were here.” As I’ve made it abundantly clear, Floyd is the best rock artist in history. (Number two spot belongs to that lil quartet featuring Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn, and Anni-Frid. The band’s name escapes me).

Anyway, from the moment those first G chord-based twangy notes started playing, the crowd lit up. There is something essential to the English, northern soul that resonates in some of Floyd’s classics, especially in “Wish you were here.”

The entire crowd sang along through the entire song. Nobody gave a shit about the Sid Barrett backstory, or about some dinosaur rock n roll boomer counterculture, or even about the “deep” lyrics. What people shared is the emotional response to that melody, with its softly crescendoing last verse. That, and more importantly, everyone, me included, had a personal story associated with earlier days of hearing that song, usually from a time of teenage wonder when the future was a bit frightening, but it was ours.

PA: “Number two spot belongs to that lil quartet featuring Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn, and Anni-Frid. The band’s name escapes me.”

Ha! Wouldn’t go that far. Zeppelin, man, Zeppelin.

Still, brings back some memories. Let’s go back to a world without leaping bonobos and twerking orcs. Where the hair was long, the girl’s jeans were tight, and bell bottoms actually looked kinda cool. I was a little kid, barely in elementary school, in awe of the teenaged set, as the pretty girls walked by and the tunes wafted about from the stereos of shade tree mechanics. A hazy summer world that existed not so long ago, the radio station takes requests, and it’s 1974…

Ha! I’ve done the whole fight-before-valentines thing too. Works wonders.
Once broke up with a girl at valentine’s, don’t remember why that was though. Seriously, been sitting here staring at the comment box for 5 minutes now, and can’t remember. Moving on..

judging by the 1/8 march stuff, PWN is romanian or from a nearby balkan country. knowing the kind of people who hit gyms around here, i would say he would have got the girl anyway because 99% of them a sh!t scared to open anything or aren’t that good looking