It feels like I’ve been trying to get Sarah Hyland to fulfill her true hottie potential for years now. And the only person who’s actually been listening to my advice has been Ariel Winter… But whatever. I figure one of these days, Sarah will finally realize that the key to a successful career in Hollywood in 2016 requires posting daily bikini and/or booty selfies on Instagram. And until then, showing off her cute little cleavage in Marie Claire is a good start. I’ll take it!

I don’t know what the hell happened to Sarah Hyland. For a while there, she was looking like the next Sofia Vergara, and then she got completely swooped by Ariel Winter. But even though her Instagram is definitely the most boring of her fellow Modern Family hotties, I’ve still got faith in Sarah to turn this thing around. All she needs to do is remember her Celebrity Instagram 101: the more skin you show, the hotter your selfies turn out. So c’mon Sarah. Me and the Little Tuna are pulling for you here.

I’m not sure who Sarah Hyland has been taking her wardrobe tips from, but it’s definitely not her fellow Modern Family hottie Sofia Vergara. See, instead of busting out that super-cute cleavage of hers or putting on an award-worthy leg show, here’s Sarah showing up to the Emmys wearing pants under her dress, instead of booty shorts, or better yet, nothing at all. Luckily, I also found a few pictures from earlier in the day that show a little more skin, and I guess Sarah’s just more comfortable when she goes casual. Although I’ve still got a problem with her choice in arm candy. Everyone knows bloggers make a much better accessory.

I didn’t watch the Teen Choice Awards last night, mostly because I’m a grown adult with better things to do on a Sunday — like pass out on my couch. But if you didn’t either, not to worry, I’ve got all the highlights for you today. And here’s my pick for the night’s best moment: when Sarah Hyland showed up with that super-cute cleavage of hers. I don’t know if she won anything, but she’s definitely in the running for Best Pants Fire after this.

I don’t know what’s up with Sarah Hyland. Earlier this week, she was showing off her cute little cleavage at Spike’s Guys Choice Awards, and now here she is dressed like an elementary school teacher at the Finding Dory premiere. It’s almost like she doesn’t want to be creeped on by a bunch of perverts over the Internet. Weird, right? I thought that was every B-list celebrity’s dream… Anyway, all I know is, Sarah had better spice things up again soon if she doesn’t want to drop down to the C-list.

I guess Sarah Hyland hasn’t been digging all the attention I’ve been giving her Modern Family co-star lately, and even though she’s not half as busty as Ariel Winter, Sarah’s still my favorite because she knows how to make the most of her talent. So here she is at Spike TV’s 10th annual Guys Choice Awards reminding us who the real #1 hottie on that show is — well, OK, actually, that’d be Sofia Vergara, but hey, second-place isn’t anything to be ashamed of.

Here’s one for all my fellow Sarah Hyland fans out there: the Modern Family hottie did a photoshoot recently for some site called Beauty Coach and they went with a Black Swan theme, because nothing says “fresh” and “original” like referencing a movie from 6 years ago. But if they really wanted to go with the Black Swan thing, forget ballet, they should’ve just gotten Sarah making out with Natalie Portman and/or Mila Kunis instead. Duh.

I guess Sarah Hyland must know she looks pretty good in these shots, because here’s my second-favorite Modern Family hottie taking a couple selfies while she’s at something called the “Minnie Mouse Rocks The Dots” Art And Fashion Exhibit (whatever the hell that is). Although if you ask me, Sarah missed the real photo op here: her legs. I don’t know if her arms are long enough to get the shot, but I’d be happy to help out if not. Like I always say, my phone takes great photos. Call me!

Here’s Sarah Hyland posing for the cameras during ABC’s Winter TCA Tour, and I don’t understand why she continues to waste her serious hottie potential by wearing lame outfits like this. It’s like she hasn’t learned anything from her mentor Sofia Vergara. There’s no cleavage, her legs are all covered up, and we’re barely getting a peek at that sexy stomach of hers. Luckily my overactive imagination can fill in the gaps, but I expect more from a hottie like Sarah. And by more, I mean more skin.

I’ve always known that Sarah Hyland had serious hottie potential, but too often, she wastes it in some boring red carpet outfit. Luckily though, the Modern Family cutie did a photoshoot for some magazine called Remix and they actually managed to get her in a swimsuit. Granted, it’s not a bikini or lingerie or better yet, nothing at all, but hey, it’s a start. And hopefully it’ll lead to more where this came from. You know, like a gateway shoot. Fingers crossed.

I know a lot of people idiots out there are bitching about Starbucks cups and the so-called War on Christmas, but I never actually believed in it until I saw these pictures of Sarah Hyland at The Grove Christmas event in LA. Because I thought I could handle the whole Christmas creeping into November thing, but being forced to sit by and watch one of my favorite young hotties getting groped by some old dude with beard? This aggression will not stand, man. This means war.

Here’s Sarah Hyland and her super-cute cleavage at amfAR’s 6th annual Inspiration Gala in LA, and don’t get me wrong, it’s great to see hotties like Sarah showing up for a good cause. But forget these stuffy star-studded galas, if they really want to do something that would help people and raise some serious money, I have three words for you: bikini car wash. I guarantee you’d shatter donation records. Just something to consider for next year.

I don’t know how I missed this one the other day, considering she’s one of my favorite hotties, but here’s Sarah Hyland at the 22nd annual Elle Women in Hollywood Awards giving us all a look at her “O” face. Or at least, that’s what I’m assuming it is. Despite my best efforts and repeated calls to her agents, I still haven’t been able to convince Sarah to show me in person yet.