Yeah, all the way up at numero dos, behind only the Detroit Red Wings. In proof that power rankings never follow the league standings, the current league leader in points, the Nashville Predators (!!), is at number three on TSN’s list. The Thrashers, well, they’re back in familiar territory at number 22. Not low enough to yell about, and just high enough to accept. Yep. That’s about right.

ESPN has the Blues at number six, which is a thirteen spot jump from last week. They mention our lack of clicking offense, but apparently they’ve missed David Perron recently, or the playmaking wrecking ball that is TJ Oshie. The Thrashers fall all the way to 27th in the rankings from 16th the previous week, with the writer calling out Chris Mason for sloppy goaltending. I think calling out the number of shots on goal allowed in the last five games a la TSN is much moe appropriate.

So, in response, my power rankings, based on things other than regional bias and team record. Because I am much more qualified to do so than someone who writes about hockey for a living. Rankings after the jump. Complete with comments that may or may not back up my placement/be relevant to anything – just like the real rankings!

1.

5-0-3

You want real parity in the NHL? Clone Barry Trotz and make him in charge of every team

2 .

5-2-1

As much as it kills me to admit this, Stevie Y is on to something here. Still, their even goal differential’s concerning. Goaltending is not their forte – look for them to drop.

3.

4-1-2

Back to back wins over the two previous Cup winners, defensemen who score in clutch situations, and David Perron. Just lay off the blowing two goal leads for an overtime loss, eh?

4.

5-1-1

No broken hips here yet, folks. Unsurprisingly, the Wings are winning again. In other news, water still wet.

5.

6-2-0

Kings are still young, fast, and made smart signings over the summer. Way to be pragmatic, guys.

6.

5-2-1

Carey Price has won three whole games at home. So glad that nervous breakdown hasn’t hit yet.

7.

5-3-1

When Sid and Geno score, the Pens win. This explains the +7 goal differential so far.

8 .

5-2-0

No longer undefeated, the Stars are still solid thanks to Lehtonen in net. They really need to limit the shots on goal, though. Don’t want the groin to asplode quite yet.