Pinkie? Did I ever tell you about the time I had titanium plates and kevlar lining implanted in my skull? Ok, mainly I had to in order to repair damage you had done with a prior whacking. Anyway it's amazing what those can do for a Comrade. Have you considered Religion of Peace(TM) darling Pinkie? You could wear a burqua, and never have to go anywhere unless a male relative took you out himself. Just think of how much more fun that would be than whacking Colonels?

Oh this is exciting! Pancake mix, an opera and more! All for me! Thank you so much adoring public! I think I'll go back to haunting my cargo shipwhich will be running cement for Hamas fortificationsrebuilding of destroyed smuggling tunnelsrepair of terrorist hideoutspeaceful, non violent construction of mosques for radical clericscoffee shops frequented by bombersorphanages for baby camels!

Does your cargo ship run on Aunt Jemimah or Log Cabin? That would be a most creative approach to biofuels!

Haifa, Israel Seven years after an Israeli military D-9 bulldozer buried American pro-Palestinian activist Rachel Corrie under sandy soil near Gaza's border with Egypt, her family has effectively put the Israeli army on trial for her death. The Corrie family is demanding a symbolic $1 in punitive damages from the state for wrongful killing and negligence.

Pinkie? Did I ever tell you about the time I had titanium plates and kevlar lining implanted in my skull? Ok, mainly I had to in order to repair damage you had done with a prior whacking. Anyway it's amazing what those can do for a Comrade. Have you considered Religion of Peace(TM) darling Pinkie? You could wear a burqua, and never have to go anywhere unless a male relative took you out himself. Just think of how much more fun that would be than whacking Colonels?

Why have I NEVER seen this?!?! You dare scoff at our most beloved Commissarka without a bit recrimination upon your lowly prog self!?! Are you collectively ignorant Colonel?!?! Everyone knows that collectivism turns nature on it's head, this is why no Matriarchal society has ever done the utter destruction that kapitalism has done to this world. Just walk outside your door Colonel and you will see all the ruin and destruction of a Patriarchal society! This is HELL on Earth! Imagine all the people living for today? Image there's no possessions, no religion too? Imagine!?! You might say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one, I hope someday you will join us, and the world will be as one... without opposition to socialism!

You are a socialist, right Colonel? Bow before the shovel of our Commissarka, my most esteemed Colonel, so that all proles will know there their place in the collective.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia

CNN: Trump reverses Obama's executive order banning hurricanes

ISIS claims responsibility for a total solar eclipse over the lands of American crusaders and nonbelievers

When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was

CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry

Pelosi: 'We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for'

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Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food

China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices"

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'

Experts agree: Hillary Clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of Americans in top 1%

America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith

Starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag #DontHoldUpTheLine

Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET

Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths

Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise