Spoof news stories from March 2014

There were 869 spoof news stories published in March 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

The UN has announced that it is concerned with reports claiming English troops are massing at the Scottish border, drawing parallels between Russia and Ukraine.
Sunday's referendum held in Ukraine's Crimea region, which resulted in Crimea becoming...

A deaf Houston couple who demanded an apology from American Airlines after discovering an insensitive note attached to their lost luggage say they still have not received any apology, despite the airlines claim they have called the couple over 30 ti...

The CIA has announced that it has obtained a list, containing detailed plans regarding Russia's preparations to invade Ukraine, and then initiate a war with the United States.
The list includes:
1. Infiltrating online Russian bride dating sites with burly KGB officers dressed in bikinis and wearing wigs.
2. Propaganda team Photoshopping an image of Vladimir Putin knocking out Barack Obama...

US First Lady Michelle Obama is set to appear in the television comedy Parks and Recreation.
She is set to play a self promoting, celebrity obsessed and star struck, ex wife of the US President; her character, 'Michelle', will have some side split...

I have to say the title of this book is very misleading.
I had hoped that this cookbook would explain to me, in detail, the various ways one could cook the author Pat Conroy, whom I admire very much.
I was hoping there would be recipes, should you be able to convince above mentioned author (Pat Conroy - mentioned again here), to allow you to cook him.
Sadly, tonight at least, there will...

HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey the host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show recently told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that CNN asked him to take over for Piers Morgan who is being let go.
Busey expressed his gratitude to CNN for the...

AMC have announced that they intend greenlighting a new Zombie TV show, loosely based on their hit "The Walking Dead". The series will be set in England, after a Zombie Apocalypse leaves the vast majority of the British population continually mastur...

I was SO disappointed by this book.
No mention of Disney. No mention of Sea World. No mention of Wet and Wild. Not a whisper about Universal Studios.
Not one hotel recommendation, map or one tip on where to eat.
No clue as to where one could purchase womens clothing that could, say, possibly, fit a man.
No directions to clubs and nightspots that welcomed secret transvestites.
What...

Florida resident, Duncan Whitehead, in direct response to a hacking threat, has today changed his log in and password details for all his online banking accounts, Twitter account and Facebook account, as well as several pornographic sites.
"I will...

GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law.
Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she...

I was initially disappointed when it turned out that the Scrooge character was not actually a bad tempered duck wearing a sailor suit - but I guess that is what happens when people try and adapt Disney cartoons into novels.
Having gotten over the initial disappointment that this wasn't based on the original Scrooge cartoon I thoroughly enjoyed this adaptation and wish the author continued succe...

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...

ANYWHERE-- Just yesterday, web technicians and various analysts at a reputable Think Tank published a study pertaining to the number of 'satire' websites around the internet.
It's up for debate on whether the study devoted enough attention to the subject of the 'quality' of the satire found across the web.
The study is not available in print, but readers of this magazine can find it at www.

HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show.
As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...

A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail.
"Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend...

Washington, DC - The US Coast Guard Service has been issued with high tech titanium grappling hooks for boarding recalcitrant Russians' super yachts in a fiendish Obama plot to freeze the nuts off Putin's billionaire henchmen.
Dozens of oligarchs...

Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics.
Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit?
President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.'
Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other.
In a tentative attempt to test the waters of...

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine has just sent word to the governments of Portugal and Peru thanking them for their fabulous offer of support should they be invaded by Russia.
A spokesperson for the Ukraine, Chertov Zappavitski, stated that at serious...

The Elton John Story by Mark Bego
Okay, I loved this book, I am a big fan of Elton John, fascinating and all that - but it doesn't say if he is gay in real life or just when he is on stage or recording etc. I wish I knew the answer.
Idi Amin by Steve Dougherty
Brilliant in The Butler, fantastic in The Crying Game, loved him in The Shield and great in Good Morning Vietnam - this man des...

Men in the United States will be required to get the same haircut as Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President, it has been reported.
The state-sanctioned guidelines will be introduced first in Washington DC, then rolled out across the country - a...

HOUSTON - The spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb has informed the news media that an email was sent to The Lyndon Johnson Space Center this morning.
The email was from of all people Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea. It appears that Mr.

As the Russia and Ukraine edge ever closer to war, a Wisconsin mother is concerned that a buildup of arms could lead to serious consequences for her 15 year old son.
Martha Compton, 36, told reporters that her son Daniel, has been working out at t...

A Twat wishes his postman would ring once! Many a time A Twat have missed letters and packages because he is too LAZY to ring the doorbell...and he hates A Twat's pack of rottweilers that A Twat allows to roam around in A Twat's yard.
A Twat suggests that A Twat's postman read this book and consider ringing at least once in future!
A Twat liked this book and A Twat has today decided to refer...

A California woman stung more than 1,000 times by a swarm of bees is expected to be okay, but has vowed revenge on the bees that stung her.
"Apparently," said a close friend of the woman "these bees swarmed towards her, and, taking advantage of he...

Loved this book....not much really to say about it though.
Apart from this VERY funny story, revolving around an incident while on a cruise with my dad's brother, Thomas.
All was fine, nothing really eventful occurring. We were enjoying the expensive drinks, the lines forming in the restaurant and the extortionate cost of anything and everything, you know, the usual cruise nightmare.

Following the first public appearance of the pop star formerly known as Justin Bieber at a Miami Restaurant last night, the pop singers fans finally acknowledged that the Canadian born crooner's sex-change surgery was something they had been expectin...

37,500 innocent Russian-Americans, which U.S. authorities this week reportedly tracked down and apprehended, are now living in internment camps in Miami Beach, Florida.
It is expected more are set to join them.
Packing the detainees on first cl...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria have just finalized the plans for what the White House is calling The Biggest Piñata Party In The History of Piñata Parties.
The pre...

What the hell?
Absolutely awful book.
The main character performed NO magic, made nothing vanish and there was NO mention of his award winning and long running Las Vegas show.
I feel cheated. I was expecting a nasty looking character, covered in make-up, pretending not to be gay, prancing around conjuring things.
What did I get?
Some whiny story about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

LOS ANGELES - So far 2014 has not really been a very good year for Jessica Simpson.
First off all the father of her two children, Eric Johnson has refused to marry her and now Jessica has just learned that she has been fired by the Hip Hip Hooray...

Investigators, still stumped by the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 have turned to conspiracy theorists in the hope of solving the ever increasing mystery surrounding the events of the vanishing aircraft.
One theory, proposed by Alan...

Utter drivel!
A complaint waste of time and money.
No mention of Fonzie, No Ralph Malph, No Richie, No Arnold's and not even a whiff of Mr C or Mrs C.
Sorry, and I make NO apologies,to write a book about Happy Days and not include some of the main characters is, quite frankly, idiotic.
Samuel Beckett, sir, I beg you rewrite this nonsense and include the aforementioned characters. You...

AMC's The Walking Dead is raising the bar with the episode scheduled to air Sunday March 16th.
Several well known Hollywood stars and celebrities are set to make cameo appearances, a first for the hit post apocalyptic zombie ratings hit.
Stars...

Pyongyang, North Korea - Worried that a harsh winter has devastated the morale of his armed forces, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un joined his nation's top performers on a USO tour of the country's military bases last month.
Before embarki...

Please don't make the same mistake I did.
I purchased this book in the belief it was an expose on the workings of electronic eavesdropping devices as planted by the NSA, CIA, FBI, IRS and KFC.
I was totally wrong.
About 40 pages into this book I realized that this had nothing to do with gadgets, spying or the tapping of phones.
It's about a talking insect, and other talking pests an...

This is a book I simply could not put down, due entirely to the fact that I was involved in a rather unfortunate sexual bondage role play game involving 234 rolls of sticky tape.
And a goat.
However, once I managed to remove the goat from my apartment I did read the book.
There are many words I could use to describe this book, fantastic, great, superb, remarkable, outstanding, stupendous...

American business magnate, investor, television personality and author, Donald Trump, did not die today at the age of 67, numerous news outlets had not reported. The chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainm...

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: In a turn of events reportedly unforeseen by a Fort Lauderdale man, the barber at 'Cut Short' hair salon who greeted him on Thursday was not the same barber who usually cuts his hair.
When informed that Dave, his usual ba...

Paris Hilton: Every time I put on one of my string bikinis and walk out on the beach, I draw a pretty good crowd so I think that the string theory is magnetic in nature.
Stephen Hawking: Over the past few decades, a single explanatory framework, now called the "string theory", has emerged that may turn out to be the ultimate theory of the universe. Many physicists believe that, at the beginnin...

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest.
Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver...

This book "Hooked" me from page one, one of the only bright memories of a sad childhood plagued by bouts of bed wetting, temper tantrums and soiled underwear......I really wish Grandma hadn't moved in with us....
I digress.
Peter pan is a kid that never grow up, a bit like Arnold from Different Strokes. However, instead of being adopted by a rich white guy, Peter Pan embarks on a horrendo...

Athens, GA. Arriving back at college after a two-week spring break vacation, social studies student Mike Francis told friends that though fresh and rejuvenated from spending his vacation with his elderly mother, his hatred for his fellow students ha...

NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked.
The employee, Joh...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night.
Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...

I can answer that very easily, and without writing a novel about it.
The heart lies within the thorax in the body. This location is called the mediastinum.
The heart is about the size of your fist and is located substernal, center thoracic, superior to the stomach with the apex on the left.
If you are going to write a novel, then do some research please.
Word of warning. If you are a...

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon.
KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...

"Lighter note huh? You news people think the whole world is one big happy home don't you? Well, I deal day in and day out with dead people and cleaning them up, placing a cotton ball with alcohol up their wazzoo and draining them dry so what so humorous about that?"
After telling Mr. Clay we only were there to ask him and his staff..
"Did you say 'Stiff'?"
"No. I said staff. The people wh...

Another great book by Homer.
The guy amazes me, he really does, sometimes you think he is a buffoon, an idiot even, and then he pulls this masterpiece out of his bag of tricks.
How he gets the time to write, what with working at Mr Burn's nuclear power plant and dealing with that rascal Bart I have no idea, but there is obviously more to the yellow skinned Simpson than meets the eye.
I a...

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesman, told the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center news media that they have sent a warning to President Putin of Russia.
Timmelfarb stated that if Putin invades the Ukraine then NASA will immediately terminate pro...

My grandfather was over spending the weekend at my college as I had an extra room and the rest of the family told me it was my time.
Gramps is not a bad old guy, just a little senile but mostly lonesome as all his old friends are dead.
"Grandpa, there's a 'Weekend At Bernies' marathon on this weekend. I need to go out and do some stuff, I'll get it started for you. If you get tired, turn it...

These Top Ten Ways to lose weight are easy as falling off a log. (Guess I better take that one off).
1. Always sleep on a vibrating bed.
2. Go Over A Fence that has a warning sign, "Dozen Bulls Horny Here!"
3. Crap on your food.
4. Easiest Push-Ups! (Pushing Up Daisies)
5. Snack on salted packing peanuts!
6. When introducing yourself at 'Get Acquainted Singles Meet', "Hello, my n...

The new Fox Cosmos series, hosted by the now-familiar-to-TV-watchers Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, has upset anti-science conservative Christians. Besides being enraged by Tyson's statement that "the theory of evolution, like the theory of gravity, is a...

Whose Body? Just gave me a great idea for a reality/celebrity/quiz show!
I truly believe it would be a massive hit!
Every week, six celebrities are asked to pose nude with a paper bag on their heads.....and then 3 contestants have to guess who they are!
The ratings would be amazing.
I would suggest that Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, Ricky Gervais, Kirstie Alley and Seth Rogan and J...

NORFOLK, Virginia - The animal rights group known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has just announced its latest statement.
Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter has sent a message to the Amish community stating...

NEW YORK CITY - Russian born Tennis legend Maria Sharapova, 26, talked with a representative of the Ukraine and commented that she wanted to do something to help the country.
She informed the rep that she will be appearing in a special edition all...

As it looks like there may be a diplomatic solution to Russia's incursion into the Ukraine, Presidents Obama and Putin have had long telephone conversations trying to resolve the matter.
Now, it turns out, that they have become great friends. Aid...

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States.
A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...

I enjoyed it, I am a big fan of any book about Lincoln, but, unfortunately like many biographies about this man NO mention of his vampire hunting youth. If you can get over that then you will enjoy.
The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
I thought this was a self help book, as I suffer from one second sex, premature ejaculation, for want of a better phrase.
Unfortunately it wasn't, so the p...

I found this to be a slow read, mainly because the train I was travelling on, when I read this book got held up in a station while the police removed a drunken passenger.
Apparently he had just lost his job and his wife had left him for his brother, who is a dwarf, which was very upsetting.
Anyway, that delayed the train for at least 2 hours, as he put up a good fight, but the cop with the m...

Earlier this week, a team of physicists from Harvard (ever heard of it?) provided direct evidence of cosmic inflation. If validated, this would be the smoking gun for the Big Bang model of the creation of the universe.
While the scientific world...

An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article...

KEYSTONE, Wyoming - A Park ranger at the world famous Yellowstone National Park has reported that he came across an amazing scene.
Park Ranger Tanner Roseheimer, 38, informed National Focus Magazine that a few days ago as he was out checking campf...

HONG KONG - The Republic of China has just informed Kim Jong Un that they will no longer tolerate his constant shooting off of his wayward missiles.
A representative for the Chinese government stated in no uncertain terms that China has had it wit...

This book was a little too deep for my liking. As a shallow sort of guy I was a little out of my depth.
As I read it my heart sank as I plunged into a depression.
I do not like to whale, and I am not fishing for compliments, but this was oceans worse than my book, Seven Leagues Under the Sea.
Anyway, I hope that in the years to come Miss Verne writes other books, she is a talented write...

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow."
The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...

Not a biography about an extremely annoying pop star who just moans through his songs, well known for his sample-based electronic music, vegan lifestyle, and support of animal rights...and looks like a bald nerd.
No.
It is about a big whale.
I guess it was my fault, for not reading the title of the book correctly. I thought it was "Moby is a Dick", which of course he is.
Anyway, I re...

More than a week ago, a 40-year-old woman with a wide girth and a moustache vanished in Florida.
Authorities hope and believe she is still alive, and are offering a $20,000 reward for her return. They believe she may just be 'finding herself'.

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes has fired one of her two bodyguards.
According to a reliale inside source, Rocco Stampafelli, who has been Katie's bodyguard for over a year was let go.
It seem...

Based on the movie me thinks, of the same name, starring John Cusack, Rachel Weisz and Gene Hackman, directed by Gary Fleder.
This isn't the first time Grisham has stolen ideas from movies, then passed them off as 'original novels'.
The Firm, The Client, A Time to Killer, all ripped from the big screen. Is it me? Has no one else noticed?
I think it is now high time that Grisham focus...

LOS ANGELES - The executives at Haribo cannot believe the sudden surge in sales of Gummy Bears.
The small fruit gum candy got a huge boost when American Idol judge Keith Urban gave Harry Connick, Jr. a huge blue Gummy Bear during the live results...

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner, who by all accounts is on his way to becoming a her, confided a very personal fact to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette.
Jenner told Miss Kixx that he learned a lot of womanly things from his wife Kris Kardashian-J...

HONG KONG - The Chinese government has contacted NASA and conveyed to them that they would like to purchase a space shuttle.
A Chinese spokesperson stated that they want to ship the space shuttle to Hong Kong where it will be placed in the soon to...

ATLANTA - There are rumblings in the front office at TNT Sports regarding Kobe Bryant.
Now that Los Angeles Lakers doctors have said that Bryant is out for the rest of the season TNT is considering hiring the Lakers superstar to be a sports analys...

SAGINAW, Michigan - The citizens of Tucson, Arizona are breathing a little bit easier now that they have received some good news from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw.
The observatory reports that a meteor that is th...

A Florida man's highly anticipated weekend of watching every James Bond on DVD came to a sudden and abrupt halt mid way through the movie 'Die Another Day'.
The man, who can not be named for legal reasons (imminent divorce proceedings), was mid wa...

One of my favorite books.
Once I realized it was not a non-fiction book about a census study on a small French Island or a Sesame Street character with a fetish for numbers and in fact a tale of revenge, hidden identities and twists I was pleasantly surprised.
If in fact anyone did compile a census of Monte Cristo, and did indeed count the residents of the small island, I am led to believe t...

This is an excellent book.
We simply could not have it in our home.
It has never let us down. We use it as a door stop to wedge open the door leading to our cellar.
It is thick enough and heavy enough to provide adequate safety and protection to ensure the door does not close on you, trapping you in the cellar.....with Aunt Sarah....who we keep down there due to her Tourettes Syndrome, B...

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant.
Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...

HOUSTON - The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center has just received word about a malfunction with the land rover Curiosity.
NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that Curiosity's computer has sent back a message saying that its odometer i...

HOUSTON - There is tremendous happiness at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center in Houston today.
Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson has just announced that Hollywood celebrity Charlie Sheen, who stars in the cable show Anger Management has just ma...

As You Like It by William Shakespeare
Unfortunately - and quite surprisingly really and in the spirit of the title of the play and in response to Mr Shakespeare - As you like it...no, William, I did not like it.
Autobiography of a Yogi by Yogananda, Paramahansa
No mention of Bobo, Jellystone park or the ranger, suggest the next time you write a book about a talking cartoon bear who ste...

The title of this book hits the nail right on the head.
I have lost count of the times I have gone to bed drunk with a beautiful woman only to wake up, hungover and shocked to find that the pretty woman I went to bed with the night before has been replaced by what I can only say is usually a horrendous female version of my Uncle David...but unlike David they have facial hair.
As for the boo...

PHOENIX - The latest item on the lame duck agenda list of Governor Jan Brewer is the possibility of banning Facebook from the state.
Governor Brewer spoke with American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck and informed him that she has receive...

American singer-songwriter, musician, parodist, record producer, satirist, music video director, film producer, actor, and author 'Weird Al' Yankovic is begging the public to stop sending him emails, tweets and facebook messages calling him a bully,...

New York - Astrologers are still working on the karmic implications of the phenomenon which will create a once-in-a-lifetime shadow path transiting much of the New York City tri-state area - as if the East Coast needs such a reality check!
Mostly...

NEW YORK CITY - Tennis great Maria Sharapova recently told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really enjoyed traveling to Sochi, Russia and watching the XXII Olympic games.
She said that one day while sitting in the stands sh...

VANCOUVER, CANUCKS -- Scientists have often speculated (i. e., theorized) as to what might lie within Mother Earth's "twilight zone," the space between her epidermis, or "upper crust," and her dermis, or "lower mantle." They once believed (i. e., hyp...

AMSTERDAM, Holland - The government of Holland has just issued a statement regarding its proposed space program.
The country has stated that they are abandoning their plans effective immediately.
A government spokesperson stated that after cons...

I read this book after meeting the author during a trip to Washington a few weeks ago.
Mr Hemingway was a delightful chap, 6 feet tall, slim and in his mid thirties.
Originally from Nigeria he told me to check out this book and his other novels. We parted on good terms, I loaned him $5,000, as he had just lost wallet and he told me he would mail me a check.
Being he is a famous author...

A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...

Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland.
The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote.
The shock announcement...

Probably the same 12 angry men I saw today who had their cars towed from outside my office building. Now they were REALLY angry, but, they only had themselves to blame, as well placed signs do state, very clearly in fact, that parking is reserved for designated pass holders. I am sorry, but I make NO apologies for calling the tow truck on them.
The Flintstones Christmas in Bedrock by Kid Rhino...

As a little side note to this book (which we all know is about two brothers, one a Doctor who is stalked by his Wolfman brother and the other a Wolfman who stalks his brother, who is a Doctor).
Anyway, MY Doctor is called Dr Hyde! So one day I called up up his receptionist and made an appointment using the name MR Jekyll.
It was hilarious....well, I guess you had to be there to see it, but...

Basically chubby girl ends up getting shagged by two blokes, quite plausible if you have ever lived in London and seen some some of the chubby yet oddly pretty girls that hang around Kings Cross.
Anyway, the book, a little more lighthearted than Anne Frank's effort, so points for that. Not a good book to take on tour with your rugby team chums.
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: A Complete...

GENOA, Italy - Pope Francis recently spoke in Genoa at a convention of retired Bingo card manufacturers.
He thanked each and every one of them and told them that thanks to them the church was able to raise a total of $47 million which will certain...