Christina Aguilera Cameltoe

There could be more important things going on in the world of celebrity gossip, but cameltoe always takes priority. No seriously, it’s part of my contract. Chapter II, Section 3.a states that, ” The occurrence of a nipslip, upskirt, cameltoe, ass-shot, etc., shall supersede any and all other news items immediately, and shall be promptly posted with supporting photographs. This rule is non-negotiable and final.” There you have it. I am, if anything, a rule-follower.

Christina Aguilera, sans maybe 3/4 of a pound of her normal makeup. Too bad she didn’t leave the clown hair at home: