Once upon a time, in a page from the book of fashion, there lived a tribe called moon-glow, in which all the tribesmen wore shiny, silver suits, all inspired by the great and powerful moon. Men of all ages, shapes and sizes would come out at night in their moon-glow colors et voilà!

Ashton Kutcher looking genius in Australia, Steve Carell looking incredibly stylish in NYC and Paul Dano looking radiant at the premiere of The Extra Man. Moon-glow is the new black, darlings, and it shines beautifully like the chrome on a 1953 Mercedes 170Sb.

Speaking of The Extra Man: Katie Holmes?!?! My beautiful darling, what school marm did you borrow this from? Perhaps it was laundry day at the Holmes-Cruise house. But, darlings, those shoes; a very unhappy leprechaun is missing his finest this week.

We now interrupt this fashion broadcast for a word from our sponsors, the pleats council of America… Alyssa Milano can do no wrong, and in bringing back this ’90s trend of the pleated trouser at VH1’s Do Something Awards, she looks retro chic.

Then there was one, oddly shaped, pumpkin-colored dress, which made a very beautiful lady look like she was wearing a colander; Megan Fox, when you are in NYC please feel welcome at Malan Breton Fifth Avenue — you are far too beautiful for whatever it is you are wearing.

Darlings, again… the words of the week are Kellan Lutz.

Wait!!! Stop the presses!!!! What is in Joe Jonas‘ hand? Is it his Jeremy Scott Adidas? My favorite! Joe Jonas is now on my fashionable ones to watch list!!!

I promised myself I’d never discuss reality TV stars in my column, but Ali Fedotowsky is… what’s the phrase? Cute as a zipper? Button? Oh, well! One thing, darling: You are dressed better for a day of shopping than walking on the red carpet, but that’s all right. It’s amazing — when you lose a few pounds, you feel like you want the world to see your success. I know, I am on my way to losing a few excess pounds as well, and I feel amazing!!!