December 25th 1999
No. 452

: Xmas with pants who will recite for you a traditional English poem about christmas titled "God Bless the Master"
pants: GOD BLESS THE MASTER OF THIS HAULGHUALG HOUSE
pants: THE MISTRESS HLAULAHLAUGH ALSO
pants: AND ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN THAT HLUAGHULAG
pants: HALGHLAGHULAHGLAG THAT ROUND THE TABLE GO
pants: HULAGHULAULAG AND ALL YOUR HLAGHULAG AND HLAGHULAG
pants: THAT HALGHUALHGLAUGHL DWELL BOTH FAR AND NEAR HALGUHAG
pants: I WISH YOU A MERRY HALGHULAULAG CHRISTMAS
pants: LOOK EVERYBODY I MADE TINSEL