->''"In the land of Jhamora, the humble Lockni lived in peace. Far away, lost in the clouds, the land of the winged Nohrin grew barren, depleted of essential resources. Concerned for his people, the Nohrin king sent scouts to find a new home. The Nohrin king vowed not to leave until the last of his people had safely resettled. He sent Sedessa, his ambitious younger sister to govern the Nohrin in the new land. Time passed and tensions rose as the Nohrin sought more land. Finally, the Lockni would give no more. Hatred, once stirred took on a life of its own."''-->--'''Narrator of Delgo'''

A 2008 animated fantasy film, ''Delgo'' is the brainchild of Marc Adler, a technology wunderkind who managed to build his own Atlanta studio and scrape together a $40 million budget from well outside the Hollywood system. Until ''Film/{{The Oogieloves|InTheBigBalloonAdventure}}'' came along, this film held the dubious honor of the [[http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/weekends/worstopenings.htm?page=WRSTOPN20&p=.htm worst wide-release opening in movie history]]: it was released in more than 2000 theaters and earned less than a million dollars in its first and only week.

The story is set in the land of Jhamora, where a group of lizard-people called the Lockni allow a group of displaced dragonfly-people called the Nohrin to settle on their lands. The Lockni immediately regret this decision when a power-hungry Nohrin named Sedessa (Anne Bancroft in her last performance) tries to enslave them. Sedessa is exiled but returns fifteen years later, bent on conquest and with an army of ogre-like monsters called Ando backing her up. It's up to Delgo, the telekinetic son of one of Sedessa's victims, and a cast of colorful side characters to stop her.

As an epic love-in-a-time-of-war story set on another world and driven by an auteur's singular, risky vision, it's sort of like a Bizarro-world ''Film/{{Avatar}}''. The filmmakers certainly thought so, and [[http://www.cinematical.com/2009/08/27/delgo-creators-mull-avatar-lawsuit/ considered suing Fox and Cameron]] after seeing ''Avatar's'' first trailer. Not much seems to have come from that.

----!!The movie contains examples of:* AerithAndBob: You have names like "Delgo," "Filo," "Raius," and "Zahn," side-by-side with "Kyla" and "Marley."* AllThereInTheManual: The film's website gives names for the various creatures in the background. It's also the only place where the Ando (Sedessa's army) are referred to by name.* AllAnimalsAreDogs: Sedessa's weird bald gryphon-thing. Apropos of nothing, right in the middle of dramatically gloating before the defeated king, is a "comedy" scene where it urinates on the king in explicitly doglike fashion.* TheBigDamnKiss: Right before the credits.* BloodKnight: Nohrin general Raius. His motivation for siding with Sedessa (outside of apparently being in love with her) is that the truce between the Lockni and the Nohrin prevents him and his soldiers from experiencing the thrill of battle.* BloodlessCarnage: All over the place. Most weapons are blunt, most hits scored are with "blasting" powers, and stabbings or impalings occur just off screen. You have to wonder why they gave characters sharp weapons at all. And when one character gets stabbed and pulls out the knife/arrow/whatever it was, it is pretty darn clean.* BrokenAesop: An anti-war story. Two civilizations learn that they shouldn't fight each other... and then they team up to fight the armies of trolls, goblins and other monsters. Moreover, the fact that the monsters are AlwaysChaoticEvil severely undermines the anti-bigotry message. * ConstructedWorld: If nothing else, the effort that went into constructing the setting is impressive.* DamselInDistress: Kyla is captured by Sedessa so that she can sever her wings and set up another war with the Lochni and Nohrin.* DisneyVillainDeath: [[spoiler:Sedessa, falling when the ledge cracks after Delgo saves her.]]* EmpathyDollShot: Sedessa steps on a Lockni doll in the prologue, as the Nohrin begin attacking the Lockni villagers.* {{Expy}}: Delgo and Kyla share a few traits with [[Film/TheDarkCrystal Jen and Kira]]. Like Jen, Delgo was raised by mystics after his parents were killed, and at one point even plays a reed-like instrument. Like Kira, Kyla is capable of flight. Unsurprising, seeing that ''The Dark Crystal'' was one of the film's influences.* FantasticRacism: Sedessa's motivation for starting the war in the first place. Later expands to include petty revenge.* FantasyWorldMap: The film's website has one.* ForgotAboutHisPowers: Okay, Delgo, here's the sitch: you're in melee with a reptile-ogre... thingy... he's got two feet and a few hundred pounds on you, he's got a warhammer that weighs as much as you, and by sheer stroke of luck you've managed to loop your pickax through his nose, pointing its payload of telekinetic phlebotinum right between his eyes. What do you do?** Answer: [[spoiler: Jump away from the ogre like an idiot and wait until it's knocked loose, tele-retrieve it, then ''wave the light in his eyes'' until he cracks the crystal.]] Way to go!* GasChamber: Sedessa kills the Ando leaders in this matter, despite them taking her in when she was in exile.* TheGoodKing: King Zahn wishes to negotiate with the Lochni instead of declaring war with them after they decide that they can't allow them to have more space. Unfortunately, Sedessa has other plans.* GroinAttack: Delgo flies through the air, only to land crotch first on the neck of a dragon.* HollywoodTactics: So, your species has higher tech than the other guys ''and'' you can fly. That's pretty good, right? Bad news: the other guys have powerful psychics and, presumably, because they're land-bound, are able to wear much sturdier armor than you. So, what do you do? [[WhatAnIdiot Hover one foot above the ground in thick swarms and engage the foe at melee range, conspicuously ignoring the psions.]] At least the effects are more or less what you'd expect.* HonorBeforeReason: At the end of the movie, Delgo [[spoiler:recalls some pro-mercy words of his mentor and decides to [[SaveTheVillain save Sedessa from falling to her death]]. Being the monster she is, she attempts to backstab him, and ends up falling to her death anyway once Kyla punches her]].* IControlMyMinionsThrough: Acceptance. Sedessa promises her troops a fair shake by invading the beautiful resource-rich continent.* InterspeciesRomance: Delgo, a Lockni (lizard/dino-people) and Kyla, a Nohri (dragonfly/faerie-people).* InverseLawOfSharpnessAndAccuracy: Very few pointy weapons make their mark. It gets really blatant when two thrown daggers hit ''crossguard first.''* InverseLawOfUtilityAndLethality: Semi-averted. The telekinesis stones are used in, for example, mining tools and for making elaborate artwork. They can also be admirable blasting weapons.* MadScientist: Complete with the EvilLaugh. He gets a little [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik-esque]] battle pod, too.* MeaningfulEcho: "You're on your own, kid." Repeated, with a flashback, for the slower members of the audience. * MeaningfulName: The filmmakers were very much aware that Delgo shared the same name as a certain town in Sudan.* MissingMom: Kyla's mother was murdered by Sedessa when she was an infant. Delgo happens to be missing both his parents.* TheMole: Commander Raius turns out to be working with Sedessa.* MundaneMadeAwesome: The voting scene. Levitating rocks is just more visually-engaging than having council members say "aye" or "nay".* MultipleDemographicAppeal: A case study in why you shouldn't try to invoke this deliberately unless you're damn sure what you're doing (and even then, think twice). The plot and themes are a little too heavy for really little kids; on the other hand, Filo and the scene mentioned above under "AllAnimalsAreDogs" could only have been intended for really little kids.* ANaziByAnyOtherName: Sedessa is not only racist towards the Lochni, but she also happens to be a warmonger.* NiceHat: Filo, considering his scrappy status, at least has the decency to sport a nifty cap.* NoFlowInCGI: The characters have pointy hair, or no hair at all, and mostly wear pants. Work began in 1999, and it was released in 2008, and this is the result. TWO THOUSAND FUCKING EIGHT! By then CGI had the swing of things for years. Again, it was released in 2008, the same year that Kung Fu Panda was released, and that had CGI at least twenty times better than what is seen here.* PositiveDiscrimination: Played with. The climactic battle is sparked when King Zahn declares war on the Lokni, believing them to have his daughter. The Lochni, meanwhile, are clearly portrayed as fighting out of concern for their people. ''Played with'', mind you, because an earlier scene shows Lokni villagers starting a small riot against Nohrin villagers. * RebelliousPrincess: Well, marginally rebellious.* SaveTheVillain: Delgo saves Sedessa from falling to her death. When she attempts to kill him anyway, Kyla finishes her off.* SceneryPorn: The biggest praise the film tends to get is the imaginative world and beautiful environments. A couple of the monsters and bits of fantasy tech are cool, too. But it's not much and you'd think that a movie from 2008 would have had more to admire.* SmoochOfVictory: [[spoiler:The last scene, followed by an immediate cut to credits.]]* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: Embraced while averting TheBladeAlwaysLandsPointyEndIn.* TimeShiftedActor: Delgo* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Carried out with, of all things, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a gas chamber]].----