Some clown inSacramento was drugged into courtHe shot his lawnmowerIt disobeyed, it wouldn't startMight makes right, it's the American Way (R)They fined him $60 and sent him on his wayYou know, some people don't take no shitMaybe if they did if they'd have half a brain leftYou know, some people don't take no shitMaybe if they did if they'd have half a brain left