The Porno Version Of Quicksilver Looks Better Than The X-MEN Version

Whenever there's a crummy superhero costume in a movie there are two camps: those who bitch about how it was changed from the source and those who make fun of those people, usually with the point of view that the original design would have never worked. But we live in a strange new world, one where popular porn 'parodies' of superheroes replicate costumes in fairly close detail, and so we can see what they look like on the big screen.

Quicksilver will be appearing in Captain America XXX, the latest porn 'parody' from Axel Braun, and his costume has hit the interwebs... and it looks way, way better than Quicksilver in Days of Future Past. Weirdly, not only does the costume look better (and more accurate) but the pose that the pornographers chose to use in their promo image is infinitely better than the 'I'm doing the robot' pose from the Empire cover.

A friend in the comic industry pointed out a detail about the cover art for Captain America XXX: this movie will have more female superhero characters than all the previous Marvel and DC live action films combined. Says something about the state of the culture. It also seems to have the screen debut of Patsy Walker, Hellcat, a favorite character of mine and a bizarrely deep cut for a porn parody.

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