Got a new job as a delivery driver a few weeks ago, guy I regularaly ride with has been out the last couple days so my work stuck me a temporary guy. I swear to god, this guy is fucking retarded. Not only does he not know how to drive the truck, but the stupid fucker doesn't know the surrounding area, which wouldn't be too bad, excpet the asshole left the gps at the warehouse AND didn't look up any directions before we left. So all through the day, I'm going on fucking joyrides through these deliveries (fucker almost tried to skip stopping for lunch bc deliveries were taking too long, but he's the only one w a bagged lunc) and this dude won't shut the fuck up about anything. Conversation with him is a live stream of his goddamn thoughts, 90% of which is just shit he sees. Then any time we get to a house, this fucker is making me do most the heavy lifting because "he's just a warehouse guy and its not his job". Fuck him, but he has a point. So I suck it up, go on about the fucking deliveries, put up w his bossieness, his ineptitude, the stupid shit he says and does, all the while telling myself that its not his fault he's stuck doin this shit and hopefully ill have a new partner tomorrow. Get back to the warehouse, tells me he had a blast today, really glad that he volunteered to be on truck, and said he's gonna think about doing it tomorrow.

I told him if I see him on truck w me tomorrow, I'm stabbing him in the throat with my fucking box cutter. I'm so pissed right now I'm seriously considering following through. Pics of the retard fuck to come

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Started off as a 12er appreciation thread and turned into somewhat of a safe haven or the go-to place for 12ers, if you will. Now we just shoot the shit. Many GIF memories and vote ups occurred. Nothing but positivity.

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