Can relate with the newly married woman. Very early in our marriage, I was away on business. Hubby called me to say he'd been asked to be a keynote speaker for a convention abroad for his industry. I was really excited for him and he added, "And they said if I'm married, I can bring my wife. Others are bringing their spouses." I said, "But you don't have a wife. Why are you telling me this part?"

Guy kept quiet and waited for my brain to reset. It dawned on me and I shouted, "Oh my God! I'm so sorry. You're telling me cos we're already..." He said, "Yes, please. I called to ask you to check your diary to see if you're free on those dates."

Now I think about it, it was after this incident that he started hinting about having a public reception.