Trump would build a beautiful wall around most of the former state which China would pay for.

The purchase would be a win-win for dear leader Gov. Matt Bevin. There would be no freedom of speech, and he could buy any house in Anchorage for just one dollar no questions asked. Rand Paul would go back home to Texas to run a philosophy outpatient clinic. Sen. Mitch McConnell, uh, who cares?

All Republicans know if one lives in a country, one must learn to speak its language. Chinese as our official language would bring together all regions of the former state.

The Republicans would eliminate the deficit which they were worried about until we got a businessman as President. Buy Alabama and get Mississippi fifty percent off would attract bargain hunters.

The problem is that Trump would not get another electoral landslide after losing the popular vote. Putin would help correct that for Trump.