Is that Mila Kunis or some lesbian who just got finished polishing off 5 pints of Modelo and a TGI Friday’s appetizer sampler? Ugh, gross. Broad looks like KFC with that double chin and lazy left eye.

PS – If I didn’t know any better I’d guess Kunis was picking up a stack of brown tar based on the backdrop behind her. You’re a millionaire sweetheart, no need to hit up massage parlors in the same neighborhood where Anthony Kiedis wrote “Under The Bridge”

i don't think there's been anything more obvious in the history of the internet than the fact that Neil is not a real person. He was created by Pageviews to play on the message boards neverending well of hatred. After a couple of weeks with everyone coming back every day to see how much worse Neil's latest blog was, he introduced big cat. Neil's twitter is essentially nonexistent but the fake personality keeps blogging to draw clicks so all of the sheep commenters can try to see who's least funny by making the same old tired Neil jokes. Bravo Portnoy

She can still get it, probably a freak in bed too. On a side note, all you fucking morons that write 'Neil Sucks' 18 times a day on BS. You guys should go to the same awesome bar/club tonight, make fun of Neil so you feel better about yourselves, lock all exits and light the fucking place on fire. Thanks.