The San Diego Padres' ongoing quest for a World Series (or at least a playoff title). "You know that many runners enter a race, but only one of them wins the prize. So run to win! Athletes work hard to win a crown that cannot last, but we do it for a crown that will last forever." 1 Corinthians 9:24-25

Inadequate

RARHHHARHAHHRHARHAHRARHAHRHAHRHAHRHRHAHAHRHHHHARHAHHHRRRRAAH!!!!

So ridiculously frustrating. We can’t hit, we can’t score any runs, we can’t do anything that remotely looks like a winning baseball team. We have no chance against anyone. Our pitchers do have some good games sometimes, but it doesn’t matter and it won’t ever matter because nothing these people can do will ever help the Padres to win a game.

We can’t even blame the pitcher’s park of Petco Park because every single other team that comes into here has no problem hitting, running, and scoring. No problem! So we can’t blame Petco, we can’t blame anyone but those guys on the field, no matter where they are or what they’re doing. We are physically unable to be a winning team, and nothing will change that until each and every man on this roster gets stuck in a thunderstorm or something and becomes superhuman.

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