“Parenthood” on NBC at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season fall finale. I suspect, purely from commercials, that you will need ALL THE TISSUES for this. And maybe some Gatorade to replenish the electrolytes you’ll lose through the tears.

“Leverage” on TNT at 10:00pm ET. This is one of those shows I’ve only seen because I have an absolutely terrible sleep schedule and don’t like sitting around in the dark and the quiet by myself and there’s not a ton of options available at 2am. And every time I watch it, I marvel at the fact that it’s still on television. Seriously. Who else is getting in on this? Insomnia style or otherwise?

“Amish Mafia” on Discovery at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. What the hell is this? “Those Hersbergs run the dairy business in Larimer and you better not cross them unless you want to end up like the Schrocks”? I’m sort of morbidly curious now.