Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 25.

US President George W. Bush shakes hands with members of a search and recue unit in Lake Charles, Louisiana. US President George W. Bush this month toured areas hit by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in a vain quest for a 'bullhorn moment' that would recall his leadership after the September 11 strikes(AFP/File/Jim Watson)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph, particularly considering how seethingly biased it is. Geez.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 11 (a two week time frame this go around). Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Defending Gen Honore's recent comments about the press being "Stuck on stupid," Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld wearily rubs his eyes as NBC's David Gregory shreiks, "Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of YOU!"

Enter today! Or tomorrow, whatever. You have two weeks this time around.

Posted by Will Franklin · 28 September 2005 08:45 AM

Comments

I'm honore'd and humbled. Finally...

Posted by: John at September 28, 2005 09:11 AM

Displaying the racism that has come to characterize the Federal Government's response to Hurricane Katrina, President George W. Bush pulls the leader of a Louisiana rescue team out of line to "Get rid of this black guy standing behind me."

Posted by: John at September 28, 2005 09:18 AM

Thanks for showing up to make some homes. I hear that Jimmy Carter's still off building 10,000 coffins.

Bush assured rescue workers that they wouldn't have to wait too long before he would use his "Rovian hurricane machine" to flood New Yorkers into a large enough red state to disperse their voting power.

"US President George W. Bush shakes hands with members of a search and recue unit in Lake Charles, Louisiana. US President George W. Bush this month toured areas hit by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in a vain quest for Louisianna leadership(OBS/File/Jim Whatsgoingon)"

One of ya'll get me a do-rag and a mop, and I'll show this punk Nagin how to clean up a mess.

Posted by: D. Carter at October 2, 2005 12:28 PM

George W. is overheard by the same photographer that likes and news outfit that likes dig for dirt with really sneaky pictures telling rescue operators, "I'm not really a people person, I'm not really a Christian.

"I just want to manipulate everything and everyone because of my materialist philosophy. No, we materialists never project our own neurotic notions unto others. ::wink wink:::"

OK, so maybe he didn't actually use the words and symbols "::wink wink::" but we needed to enhance this caption to inform the public of what they can't figure out for themselves.