Who wants to worry about what to wear when you're on vacation? At Guantanamo Bay, it's all taken care of for you. You'll receive your complimentary orange jumpsuit at check-in, and that's the end of your fashion worries. So pack light, and enjoy your stay. You'll look great in orange!!

If you love free food, you'll love Guantanmo Bay. All meals are prepared by the world's finest institutional chefs. And now you can take a taste of Gitmo home with our new "Gitmo Cookbook." It's a little Gitmo to-go!

We want you to make the most of yourvisit to GuantanamoBay, so we suggestthe following reading material. They'llhelp you get better acquaintedwith some of our localcustoms, andassure you have a most pleasant stay."The CIA Document of Human Manipulation"a must read for any first time visitor, it coversmany of the "do's and don'ts" of Gitmo life.

This is NOT your father's detention center!! Forget everything you've heard. The new Guantanamo Bay features world-class accommodations, all in a safe and really, really, really secure environment. That's why there's no place in the world like Guantanamo Bay!!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Whether you're an ailing dictator looking for a little R&R, a retired government official looking for a little attention, or just good friends looking to spend some quality time together, Guantanamo Bay is the place for you.