I just got back from my last school dance, and holy crap, I cant believe what I did. I went to the dance with my friend Emily, we just went as friends, I didn't realize she wanted more. I picked her up at her house, I couldn't believe what she was wearing, the sluttiest thing I've ever seen, a shirt that was transparent, and a skirt that was basically a line across her thigh, now I normally wouldn't complain about something like this, but this was my best friend, and i didn't feel ri

and i didn't feel right seeing that, but anyway, we got to the dance, we danced for awhile, but then the DJ played a song that will now forever remain embedded into my head, the song was duality by slipknot, as soon as this song came on, me and Emily began to dance faster, and she started rubbing up against me and dancing dirty.I was absolutely appalled by her behavior, so I instinctively moved back and slapped her in the face, she immediately retaliated, slapping me, and saying,

"what the f*ck is your problem" very loudly. now, everyone on the dance floor was staring at us, and i didn't know what to do.I stood there, the awkward silence growing, when I realized that there was only one thing to do, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and there was a dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah forget it, Yo home for Bel-Air!" I pulled, up to a house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby "yo home smell

It creeps me out that when UFOs are being discussed on national TV, we just happen to get this strange scenario where three complete tools with the same name go on the show to discredit the sightings and calm down the public. I think Bob is a robot.

No. Jon is short for Jonathan, but John is just John. Of course, John is descended from the Hebrew name Yohannan. So are Jack, Juan, João, Sean, Shane, Evan, Jean, Giovanni, Jan, Jens, Johan, Johannes, and Hans.

This one time I watched the news. Then I realized that it was all superficial bullsh*t that had nothing to do with anything. Now I piss on ballots and came saw and came. This world is f*cked and you only live once. Stop f*cking watching news you sheeps. Formulate your own opinions.
In before North American Alliance f*ggots.