#DumpHollywood For Turning White Kids Gay

My entire class went to the theater in the afternoon to see each film. It was a big deal for the poorer kids.

E.T. was banned in Scandinavian countries for anyone under 12 because it made kids trust strangers. But the Waterloo County School Board was hot on showing it to its students, anyway.

E.T. is a movie about an ugly, disgusting foreigner who can't speak any English and a boy who helps him phone home. It's a movie that really speaks to friendless freckle-faced boys.

There was a lot of homophobia in the 1980s. After Hollywood had suddenly popularized homosexuality in the 1970s on sitcoms a lot of men had been traversing America exchanging blood with each other and, unsurprisingly, a disease had broken out.

Return of the Jedi is about a blond guy who, to an 8-year-old, looks like a 12-year-old boy, and his two gay robots. To an 8-year-old being in love with your sister is the worst form of homosexuality.

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The movie, 'Schindler's List,' was timed to come out when the people who went to high school in the 1970s were teaching school. The generation that sat in all white classes and gave the world, 'Love Boat,' 'Three's Company,' 'Hotel New Hampshire,' and the disease AIDS, had become teachers. Fuck you, Warren Kinsella. Fuck you.