Kaldath's Caption Contest #26

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best dialogue for this image:

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday April 29th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!