Self-Esteem Test

The Narcissist

You're the Shit!! Or at least you think you're the shit! When you wake up in the morning there's nothing you want more than to see your own gleaming face staring back at you. Super Model? They couldn't make a Super Model as beautiful as you!! Wheather you are a knock out or not when you look in the mirror you see Cleopatra, Aphrodite, and Athena all rolled into one. You are Beauty hear you roar. You don't care what people say about the way you look and as a matter of fact anyone who downs you is jealous and anyone who compliments is "Duh!" You believe that when God said "Perfect" he had you in mind. Other's can compete but none will Defeat!

Narcissist, I know you won't hear what I have to say, I might as well be the adults in a Peanuts cartoon, but for good measure I have a few words. Take it down just a notch. It is awsome that you know how beautiful you are but sometimes your over confidence makes others feel less beautiful. You are saying to yourself "Well that's their problem right," but it could be your problem too. When you think yourself the best it is harder for you to find a significant other and friends who feel worthy to be in your pressance. This can create really unhealthy relationships and may evolve them into a God and worshiper kind of relationship. Still you think "what's the promblem?" The problem is that people will stop wanting to be around you beacause you make them feel bad. The people that do stick around are just as Narcissistic as you are which will result in a power struggle among you. Remember that it is awful lonely at the top but if you share the spotlight you will find your life a lot less complecated and lonely.

You're the one that takes hours to get dressed becuase it is almost impossible for you to find something you think that you look good in. The thought of it is what makes you less than exci... Read more