The laughs and the constipated look of pain on Jennifer Aniston’s face could only mean one of two things: they’re either watching Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercial or they’re watching Aniston’s Smart Water viral. Jennifer looks like she just inhaled a whole lot of hobo stank, so I’ll go with the former. – Lainey Gossip

The only douche who I thought could perfectly pull off a Patrick Bateman costume didn’t pull off a Patrick Bateman costume – The Superficial

Joss Whedon is for Mitt Romney (and definitely for sarcasm), but what I want to know is why hasn’t he used some of that Avengers money to buy a dishwasher? – Towleroad

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