Friday, 13 February 2009

greeting FRIEND Beloved Of God

FROM MR.GORDON BROWN

TEN DOWNING STREET,

(BANK OF ENGLAND),

HER MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT

LONDON,

Good Day;I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise. I got your contact address from the Tax records/Police Files/Electoral Roll/GCHQ/Intenet/Pair of Highly Confidential Government Data Discs on a train/ a poorly paid policemanwhen I was searching for a business partner.

My name isGordon Brown.I am the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom of Burkina-Britain and Northern Ireland and First Secretary of the Treasury. (HMG) ,UK/Europe..

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of (697.500,000,000 - 697 Trillions Pounds) in an account that belongs to some of our loyal voluntary taxpayers which we wish to donate to some knighted Scottish banking party donors but which businesses died along with the housing boom before a stock market crash in a year 2008 - plane crash happened in (U.S.); not Burkina-Great Britain.

Since we got informations about this foreign problems, the banks have been expecting their next of kin to come over and claim this money on they behalf because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it legal as it be improper to seen to take it like footpads, as indicated in our banking guidelines of which I crossed out the words ‘never’ and replaced with more prudent‘when convenient’ but unfortunately we learnt that all this supposed next of kin or relation stuck in China with silent factory full of Ipods- and plastic Jessica Simpson knockers-off nobody wants to pay. They gets the problems of they own won’t be solved this time with copy eighty million Dark Knight Action Figures and Extra Spicy Portion Number Seventeen, Chop Chop. Leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as innocent Britain Subject voter on Clapham Street bus what you thought things can only get better in 1997, and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it because I don't want the money to go into the IMF as accidental debt and no rescues a-coming from Made In Americas so We Is not funding the white War-Mongering Limeys now We The Man gots our own limo Bill (2009).

The request of voter in this transaction is necessary because our late contributors was voters and Burkina-Scotsman cannot stand as next of kin to a taxpayerpayerpayer as they make hitting motion with hand-scissors in my countries today. I have agreed that £11,265 of this money will be for you over thirty years (less interest and commission to Civil Service for administrating your newfound prosperity) as innocent bystander in respect to the provision of a solvent banks’ account [if you can finds one of they youself]. 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the Honours List season and Riyadh Stakes Royal Garden party at Ascot and posh pub crawl to London casinos as is customary in my country, , and the balance would be for massive national indebtedness, the Public Good, after which I shall visit another country for disbursement according to the book sales and speaking tours indicated better than tiny Tony’s you bet.

Trusting to hear from you immediately. If you know that you are capability of doing this transaction with me contact me on my contact E-mail gordon_isamoron_bruno2009@yahoo.com,