Titanic 2 Set to be the Next Knockbuster of the Year

Nobody ever thought anybody would have the audacity to make a sequel to the Titanic movie. It’s pretty clear that everyone already knows how the story ends, which doesn’t leave much room for a sequel. Despite these facts, movie company Asylum just finished post-production of Titanic 2.

Known for their humorous approach to blockbuster films, Asylum has been creating knock offs of classic films and dubbed them “Knockbusters”. Asylum has just finished production and the Titanic II movie will star Brooke Burns and Bruce Davison.

To get a better idea of what to expect from Titanic 2, there are some other films that were produced by Asylum: The Terminators, Street Racer, Sunday School Musical, Transmorphers, Snakes on a Train-you get the idea. Expect Titanic 2 to be an absolutely ludicrous knockbuster and nothing like the original film.

“On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.”

The Titanic 2 movie will be released on August 24th straight to DVD and promises to be nothing like the original James Cameron movie. Titanic 2 was written and directed by Shane Van Dyke, and stars Bruce Davison, Shane Van Dyke, Brooke Burns, and Marie Westbrook. Look for Titanic 2 on August 24th wherever your latest knockbusters are sold.

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The Sad Story

Under the command of Edward Smith, the ship leaved Southampton with 2224 passengers aboard, including some of the wealthiest people in the world, as well as hundreds of poor emigrants from Europe seeking a new life in North America. The ship had advanced safety features, but there were not enough lifeboats to accommodate all of those aboard. Only 1,178 people can be carried in lifeboats.

Four days into the crossing and about 375 miles (600 km) south of Newfoundland, she hit an iceberg at 11:40 pm ship's time. The glancing collision caused Titanic's hull plates to buckle inwards along her starboard side and opened five of her sixteen watertight compartments to the sea; the ship gradually filled with water. Meanwhile, passengers and some crew members were evacuated in lifeboats, many of which were launched only partly loaded.

By 2:20 AM, the giant ship broke apart and foundered, with over 1000 people still aboard. Just under two hours after the sinking, the Cunard liner RMS Carpathia arrived and brought aboard about 705 survivors.

Small Numbers

74: The number of years it took to find the wreck of the Ship in the Atlantic Ocean.

64 : The number of lifeboats supposed to be aboard the ship.

20 : The number of lifeboats she actually carried.

65: Maximum capacity of a lifeboat.

28 : The number of people on board the first lifeboat.

2 : The number of workers killed during the construction process.

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Who doesn’t know about Titanic? The famous British ship that was designed to be unsinkable, but it finally sank on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during its long trip from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. About 1,500 people died, and the largest ship made at the time led to one of the biggest disasters in modern history.