The case of Hansel and Gretel has finally been brought to court. Mirsella Witchwood has been in jail for several months now and is finally getting put on trial. She claims she was framed, here is her testimony told to the court.

When young Eleanor needs to do a project on the Sudan, she phones her mom who’s away visiting her mother. Unfortunately the connection isn’t very good, and misunderstandings ensue.
This is for Lady Elizabeth’s ‘Entertain Me’ Challenge. My words were: Nod (Action); Lips (Thing); and Sudan (Place). Any and all comments would be appreciated!

This was meant to not make sense, so if it doesn't make sense, then congratulations on us :)
This was meant to be ridiculous, and maybe the overuse of a certain word will get annoying, but oh well, to read or don't read is your choice, but I do suggest that if the word does get annoying, for you to stop reading.
How often was the one word used on the scale of 1 to 4 for you?
1: Used so little that it's just normal.
2: Used so much its annoying.
3: Used so much its funny.
4: Used so much its back to annoying again.
99.99% is random, the .01% comes from the only normal character in the story.
I wrote this story with my brother, who is also on Booksie, and here is the link to his page if you wish to check him out: http://www.booksie.com/vayn
Sole and Neion are the two characters that are mine, and the other characters were just decided between me and my brother when we started writing.
Remember, this story was written just for fun, so I hope you enjoy and get a laugh out of the character who thinks a bit differently.

troy ash ends up broke and lost in the worst part of 1976's cincinnati. after leaving his friends with a girl to meet red's announcer, joe nuxhall, troy gets mugged and dropped off in over the
rhine. in his efforts to find his friends, he meets up with interesting characters and reevaluates his life.

An (very) old English Assignment- which I've added to ever so slightly.
Young Girl wakes up on moving day- possibly described as 'aloof and ditzy', and assess her relationship with her house- after being perturbed by 'Gray' one of the removal men............... definitely a 'tart with a heart'.