You're just too good to be trueCan't take my eyes off of youI'm caught in lust's fearsome gripIf I could only see you stripWith naught but blond hair to the floorYou're the One Elf I adoreYou're just too good to be trueCan't take my eyes off of you

And when I let myself stareAt your Valar-blessed derriereThe sight of you leaves me redThinking of you in my bedBut if you feel like I feelPlease let me know that it's realYou're just too good to be trueCan't take my eyes off of you

I love you, melethand if it's quite all rightI'll be your ellethto warm a lonely nightI love you, melethtrust in me when I say