<br><strong>Song of the Story: </strong><i>"I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl," Nina Simone</i><br><br>
Having banned smoking from pretty much everywhere but the broom closet, Mayor Mike continued his crusade to save New Yorkers from themselves, moving to prohibit the sale of soft drinks larger than 16 ounces. The effort outraged pretty much everyone, from those who take a hard line on liberties to those who just want to slurp sugary liquids without fear of the morality cops. This sultry come-on by Nina Simone goes out to the latter group, while those in the former may prefer the runner-up.
<br><br><b>Runner-up:</b> <i>"Freedom," Jimi Hendrix</i>