Too Much of a Good Thing

Capitalism demands that when something is good, we shall make and consume it until our deaths. In related news, Disney is in the early stages of planning a film that will focus on the life and times of Obi-Wan Kenobi. There are a few different spin-offs in under consideration, including biopics of the venerable Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett. No scripts currently exist, but that won’t stop us from being simultaneously excited to see this and feeling like the originals were better.