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The B.I.S. Gold Ashtray

A stunningly beautiful golden ashtray that would grace
any smoker's coffee table. Visitors will be unable to
take their eyes away from the clean lines and simple
design of this piece.

Get yours now for only 32 B.I.S. Credits.

The B.I.S. Square Glass Ashtray

A timeless design, subtly updated to incorporate the
B.I.S. logo, this ashtray deserves pride of place on
your mantlepiece.

An unbelievable bargain at 19 B.I.S. Credits!!!!

The B.I.S. Round Glass Ashtray

This ashtray has a lovely rounded design, and
is totally dishwasher-safe!! You don't really believe
that do you? Oh, heck, how did I get dragged into
writing this guff? I never wanted to do it you know,
I was once a comedy script writer for the BBC, I wrote
a sketch for the Benny Hill show, but the work dried
up after the 'Margaret Thatcher - Love child of Winston
Churchill and the Queen Mother?' documentary I wrote.
Why can't people take a joke? Anyway, now I write
captions for stupid internet shopping sites to pay the
bills. Life's a bitch.