Saturday, January 14, 2012

Got two minutes to waste? Here’s some info on the economics of the oldest profession.

Hans, a German tourist, is in Orlando, Florida for his holiday. One evening he heads for the red light district and enters a brothel.

The madame in charge allocates a young woman to him and they sit talking for a minute. Then Hans whispers something in the woman’s ear. She jumps up and says, “Certainly not”, and walks off.

Madame sees this, and decides that Hans’s unusual requirements could perhaps be met by a more experienced woman. So she allocates a more experienced woman to Hans.

They sit talking for a minute. Then Hans whispers something in her ear. She jumps up screaming and runs away.Madame is now intrigued and decides to do the honours herself. So she sits down beside Hans and offers her services. They talk for a minute. Hans is now embarrassed at being rejected by the two previous women. So he then says in an especially quiet and subdued whisper: “Can I pay in Euros?”.