Friday, October 18, 2002

"Al Sharpton is a gluttonRush Limbaugh–he’s one tooHarvey Weinstein eats three muttonRobert Bork, he burst his buttonsAl Goldstein’s an enormous Jew!Michael Moore is a gluttonRosie O’Donnell loves her pieCarnie Wilson suffered gluttonyThen she got bariatric surgeryAnd now she looks just fine! "

Does that make you angry? That's the nicest part of the entire article by Zach Parsi. Mr. Parsi wants to not only make fat people feel bad about themselves (because you know we don't get that from all sides 24/7 as it is) but wants to tax us for being overweight.

How does he propose this? By making it mandatory to be of a normal BMI prior to receiving or renewing your driver's license. But, that's not all he has plans for those who are too poor to own a vehicle, as well.