So y'all, I know this is episode 10 and all, but unlike the normal Ima series, the seasons will not end after 10 episodes. So when will they end, you ask? They end whenever the f*ck I want them to end, and that's that. So, without any further ado, here is the 10th episode of DDO House of Cards.

DDO House of CardsEpisode 10Written by: Daytonanerd================================================================My plan to get this bill passed is going smoothly, and I think the passage of this bill is guaranteed. I have one free vote with YYW, and his pipeline with Bsh, a Washington political master, will make my time easier. In fact, I should get a call right about...

The phone rang.

"Hello?"-Seventhprofessor

"Seventh, it's me, Bsh. How ya doin'?"-Bsh

"I'm doing just fine. So, what's got your mind?"-Seventh

"Well, YYW came back, and he is starting to see that a long term relationship is for the best."-Bsh

"That's great, Bsh!"-Seventh

"He also mentioned the Health initiative that you are trying to pass through in the Senate. Now initially, I was opposed to it, since I like the current healthcare system, but YYW said he talked to you about it a few days ago, and the things he said really quelled my concerns about it."-Bsh

"Oh really? I'm glad to hear that"-Seventh

"Seventh, I have made a decision. I will help you get this bill through the Senate. I was selfish in not doing so before, since this is a big thing for both you and the president. I think my connections from when I was a senator are still intact, so I think I could get you a good amount of votes. Now, I can't guarantee that it will be enough to get the bill to pass, but it should put it, at the very least, pretty damn close. Does that sound good to you?"-Bsh

"That sounds great, Bsh! I'll take to you later, so we can discuss strategy in racking up the votes. Bye!"-Seventh

I hung up the phone. Now that I had that back out of the way, now I needed to turn my attention to something I put off for a while.================================================================Yay walked into my office in Washington

"What's up? Don't tell me I have to do things for that goddamn healthcare bill. It is so f*cking boring! Who the hell really cares about healthcare?!"-Yay842

"I didn't think you would understand. This is why you should never be a politician. Anyways, your luck, what I want you to do doesn't have to do with the healthcare bill."-Seventh

"Thank God! What is it that you want me to do, then?"-Yay

"I need you to incriminate Thett more."-Seventh

"What do you mean, 'incriminate him more'?! I incriminated him for bloody murder of a f*cking prostitute! It doesn't get much more incriminating then that!"-Yay

"Well, the public isn't really convinced by it. Sure, some people believe it, but there is a great deal of skepticism in their minds. They haven't ramped up the pressure on the White House to get Thett to resign, like we wanted."-Seventh

"Ugh, fine. You want me to bust him on another crime?"-Yay

"No, make it crimes that are already going against him, like the murder. Just convince everyone that he did it."-Seventh

"Alright, I think I have an idea..."-Yay================================================================I was sleeping in bed at 5:30 in the morning when I got the call from Yay

"Yay, you better have a damn good reason for waking me up this early."-Seventh

"Well, that damn good reason is airing as CNN Breaking News, right now."-Yay

I turned on the television, and what I saw on CNN was something that I thought I would never see. Yay, not even 24 hours having talked to him about it, pulled off something incredible.

"Breaking here on CNN, a shocking scene. The Washington Police have found Vice President Thett laying down, smelling of alcohol, crying next to a makeshift noose, with an apparent suicide note. We are hearing details from what was in the suicide note. There is an incriminating detail that connects him to the murder of a 23 year old escort 2 weeks ago. It reads:

"I am so sorry Le'queeze. You were one of the best hookers I ever had, and I can't believe I murdered you. I can't remember what exactly happened, but it is still unacceptable, what I did, and I can't live with it. When we made pirate love..."

Well, we can't say the rest of that detail, considering the graphic nature of what was mentioned next..."

I called back Yay, in shock.

"Yay, what the hell?! This is unbelievable!"-Seventh

"Well, the proof is all there. He wrote it, only his fingerprints are on the note, and he is right at the scene. I say my work here is done."-Yay

"How, in the name of God, did you pull this off?"-Seventh

"Well, let's just say that Thett went to one too many alcoholic fundraisers last night. Well, the rest of what happened, the less I speak, the better."-Yay

"For the first time in my life, I am proud of you, Yay"-Seventh

"Thanks, Seven! Will I finally get that raise now?!"-Yay

I laughed a tremendous laugh

"Oh Yay. You were never getting a raise."-Seventh

I hung up the phone.================================================================About an hour later, I called Bsh. Hopefully, he would take some time out of dealing with the White House's dismay to come talk to me about the bill. I need a count.

Luckily, he answered his phone

"Hey Bsh, sorry to disturb you during this busy time. I hope you guys can make it through this mess soon."-Seventh

"Yeah, it's pretty crazy here right now. You wouldn't believe how f*cking mad the president is right now."-Bsh