All I See Is Crotch And Gut…This Ain’t Right!

For every action has an equal and opposite reaction– Sir Isaac Newton.

This is true about anything. Take the MTA for example, you’re tired, it’s been a long day, you see that the train in started to get packed, but you manage to get a seat. A few seconds go by, you get your bearings, adjust the ipod, whip out the blackerry… Then you look up and this is what you see, swaying to and fro on a rocky C train eight inches from your face: Would you rather stand, or is it worth it?