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Mon, 09 Dec 2013 08:00:05 +0000Yikes205446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>About 22.3 years too soon based on the research in this article <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/culture/shortcuts/2013/dec/08/jimmy-savile-jokes-live-comedy" rel="nofollow">http://www.theguardian.com/culture/shortcuts/2013/dec/08/jimmy-savile-jokes-live-comedy</a>
</p>Oxbridge on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205357
Sun, 08 Dec 2013 10:25:00 +0000Oxbridge205357@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Updated version to make all the above clearer:</p>
<p>Fury as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist</p>
<p>There has been widespread anger as the British liberal elite have lined up to pay tributes to Nelson Mandela, a convicted Communist terrorist from South Africa. After many months occupying a bed in a private hospital in Pretoria, Mandela died at his luxurious house in Johannesburg last week. Some of the people laying wreaths outside the South African embassy, the Daily Mail understands, were the very same as those who demonstrated there regularly in the 1980s.</p>
<p>Decent ordinary people have been sickened by the ‘sickening' conduct of the left. ‘There was only a £3 million state funeral to honour Baroness Thatcher’s passing,’ said 68-year-old retired brigadier Charles Smythe-Bentley from Farnborough. ‘Some people didn’t even have the decency to stand to attention in front of the giant TV screens in the streets. But when Johnnie Xhosa conks out 5,000 miles<br />
away, they’re weeping into their focaccias like a bunch of Nancy boys.’</p>
<p>Mandela, who came from a privileged background in the aristocracy of his tribe, led a savage bombing campaign against the democratically elected National Party government of the day and was sentenced to life imprisonment for sabotage and conspiracy in 1964. He was released on parole in 1990, smirking and unrepentant. Although he almost immediately became involved in shady politics, he was treated with inexplicable leniency by the authorities. </p>
<p>‘Mandela was also notorious for his chaotic love life,’ said a close friend of the family, who spoke to the Daily Mail anonymously for fear of reprisals. ‘He’d already divorced one wife in his youth, then cynically dumped his second wife Winnie, who had stood by him throughout his jail sentence, shortly after being freed. We understand it was purely because of his dislike for her taste in necklaces.’</p>
<p>South Africa is expected to grind to a halt in mourning over the next days. Many celebrity sympathisers, rumoured to include Cate Blanchett, Simon Cowell and Elton John, are expected in Johannesburg for the funeral. Also present will be Mandela’s 15-year-old great-granddaughter Kwazili, who was pictured yesterday wowing the crowds outside the family home looking older than her years in a racy black dress.
</p>Scroat on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205078
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 11:36:36 +0000Scroat205078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice one - have some stars.
</p>MADJEZ on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205074
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 11:18:00 +0000MADJEZ205074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p><blockquote>A clearer sub might be to spoof Nick Griffin </blockquote><br />
There's no need to spoof Griffin when he does such a good job himself !
</p>Sinnick on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205064
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 11:00:43 +0000Sinnick205064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I see what you're doing Oxy, and that's fine, but it needs to be obviously DM to work. If you did some sort of readability test on it, you'd find the words &amp; sentences too long.</p>
<p>A clearer sub might be to spoof Nick Griffin
</p>Idiot on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205058
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 10:44:56 +0000Idiot205058@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I think you put 'now' and 'even' in the wrong order.
</p>blokefromstoke on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205053
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 10:32:21 +0000blokefromstoke205053@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Absolutely nothing wrong in my book about taking the pee out of the comfy-cosy liberal pieties surrounding the whole event. When you start in on the man himself you have to get it right AND get it funny or you look like a dick. Editor and my valued fellow biscuit Titus (to whom I am probably 180 degrees opposite in most things poltical) have it absolutely right.</p>
<p>Can't help remembering that NM once turned up to an event in the UK describing himself as a "Pensioner with a criminal record". He'd have got the joke. Even if the troll didn't.
</p>Titus on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205033
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:58:01 +0000Titus205033@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>"... there is just a large sign around the Nelson Mandela subject saying 'Comedy Writers - do not enter' "</p>
<p>Just so. And, comedy writers or would-be comedy writers, being who they are, are marching straight in - thank goodness.</p>
<p>They don't / won't all get it right, but there are some points (hyperbole, hypocricy, irrelevance, cliché, bandwaggon-jumping) which definitely need to be made and satire is often the best way of making them.
</p>Spartacus on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205016
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:26:54 +0000Spartacus205016@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Is that what it's supposed to be? Thanks for clearing that up.
</p>deceangli on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205014
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:24:31 +0000deceangli205014@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>What's focaccia?
</p>Oxbridge on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205012
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:17:31 +0000Oxbridge205012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>*sigh to infinity*</p>
<p>Mr Troll wants people to think I'm a racist. I'm not. Nor will I fuck off just to suit him.</p>
<p>For the avoidance of doubt, though, this is meant to be a spoof of what the Daily Fail would like to write on this occasion.
</p>editor on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205009
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:16:58 +0000editor205009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I think this hits the right target - the way the right who supported Apartheid in the 80s are now jumping on the bandwagon of national mourning. And I appreciate the effort in trying to tackle this subject and keep this site topical - but I just think at the moment there is just a large sign around the Nelson Mandela subject saying 'Comedy Writers - do not enter'. Obviously by lunchtime, everything will have changed...
</p>deceangli on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205003
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:08:54 +0000deceangli205003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Not sure why the tags are so heated - seems a relatively harmless piece, although I can't quite work out who / what the target is meant to be - middle classes? gutter press? not totally clear (or maybe I'm a bit dim)
</p>MADJEZ on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205002
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:08:32 +0000MADJEZ205002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Very good !<br />
Unfortunately today all Mandela posts have been deemed racist by a white minority of focaccia eaters.
</p>Spartacus on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-205000
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:04:33 +0000Spartacus205000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>No
</p>Oxbridge on "'Sickening’ scenes as lefties mourn dead foreign terrorist"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69764#post-204991
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 08:50:17 +0000Oxbridge204991@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>There has been widespread anger as the British liberal elite – many of whom treated the death of the Blessed Margaret Thatcher earlier this year with complete indifference - have lined up to pay tributes to Nelson Mandela, a convicted Communist terrorist from South Africa. Having spent many months occupying a bed in a private hospital in Pretoria, Mandela died of natural causes at his luxurious house in Johannesburg.</p>
<p>Decent ordinary people have condemned the ‘sickening' conduct of the left. ‘There was nothing but a £3 million state funeral to honour Baroness Thatcher’s passing,’ said 68-year-old retired brigadier Charles Smythe-Bentley from Farnborough. ‘Some people didn’t even have the decency to stand to attention in front of the giant TV screens in the streets. But when Johnnie Xhosa conks out 5,000 miles away, they’re weeping into their focaccias like a bunch of nancy boys.’</p>
<p>Twice-divorced Mandela, who came from a privileged background in the aristocracy of his tribe, led a savage bombing campaign against the democratically elected National Party government of the day and was sentenced to life imprisonment for sabotage and conspiracy in 1964. He was released on parole in 1990, smirking and unrepentant. Although he almost immediately became involved in shady politics, he was treated with inexplicable leniency by the authorities. </p>
<p>The reign of terror by Mandela’s African National Congress continues and is now even harming British business by foisting weeks of mourning on the South African people. One casualty has been Bolton-based Blue Marlin Interiors, a supplier of shop fittings whse plans to launch its local subsidiary have been thrown into chaos after the Fixtures &amp; Fittings Southern Africa show was postponed 'as a mark of respect'. </p>
<p>‘Everything's ground to a halt, thanks to some trendy lefty gun-runner popping his clogs,' said managing director Anthony Hawley. 'How are we meant to bring our exciting new range of in-store display solutions to this exciting new market when this happens? He was 95, for heaven's sake. Princess Diana was taken from us at 36 and there wasn't this fuss. Honestly, you couldn't make it up.'
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