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August 10, 2008, Sunday

Oh, that Naomi Goldman! She thinks Steven Spielberg's movie about a little space alien was ''I.T.'' She is always buying useless things from QVC. She can't operate the VCR that her son gave her. And she refuses to wear the expensive hearing aid he...

If you want a fictional character to do something stupid or reckless, just kill off one of his relatives. Being crazed with grief is a tried-and-true dramatic excuse for unlikely behavior. That's probably why Gino DiIorio and Nancy Bleemer open...