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Star Trek TNG Swim Trunks: Redshorts Get Eaten by Sharks

Whether vacationing on the pleasure planet Risa, the holodeck, or a beach on Earth, these Star Trek TNG Swim Trunks are always in style. Dive into these trunks, then dive into the ocean.

ThinkGeek has offered Star Trek swimwear for the ladies for a while now, but now it’s the guys’ turn. They all have uniform designs and TNG uniform styling at the leg opening. There’s even a faux combadge on the left thigh. They may not be Starfleet regulation, but they sure look good. For those of you taking one of those Star Trek cruises, you can expect to see a lot of these this season.

They will make your away missions awesome. Which gets me thinking. If Baywatch had been about a bunch of Starfleet personnel being lifeguards on Risa (with David Hasselhoff as the Captain) I may have actually watched that show. Think of all the crazy sea-aliens they would feature every single week.