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Zombie Guard

Of course you're not a nobody! However you would probably just show the 3rd worlders Star Trek & then they could become side tracked from the Jennifer Lawrence worship you hope to instill in them through your missionary HD work and instead begin worshipping Zoe Saldana. We all know you prefer them to construct statues of Jennifer Lawrence right? After all, they have to do something to keep their minds off their grumbling stomachs and forever commemorate the beauty that you showed them so briefly in that 2 hour period you left your air conditioned private jet affectionately referred to as AirWar1 & graced them with your visit.

Of course you're not a nobody! However you would probably just show the 3rd worlders Star Trek & then they could become side tracked from the Jennifer Lawrence worship you hope to instill in them through your missionary HD work and instead begin worshipping Zoe Saldana. We all know you prefer them to construct statues of Jennifer Lawrence right? After all, they have to do something to keep their minds off their grumbling stomachs and forever commemorate the beauty that you showed them so briefly in that 2 hour period you left your air conditioned private jet affectionately referred to as AirWar1 & graced them with your visit.

Silly French Man

VaderTheTrader wrote:Of course you're not a nobody! However you would probably just show the 3rd worlders Star Trek & then they could become side tracked from the Jennifer Lawrence worship you hope to instill in them through your missionary HD work and instead begin worshipping Zoe Saldana. We all know you prefer them to construct statues of Jennifer Lawrence right? After all, they have to do something to keep their minds off their grumbling stomachs and forever commemorate the beauty that you showed them so briefly in that 2 hour period you left your air conditioned private jet affectionately referred to as AirWar1 & graced them with your visit.

You would be impressed with the Jennifer Lawrence shrines they have built out of baby bones. The whole village painted their skin blue too. Their hunger games has a different meaning though.

Two hours with those savages? Please, I step out there just to pop a movie in and then go back to my luxurious jet. The slave girls that fan me during those two minutes is rather nice.

I could bring them food and water, but then they would miss their chance to see an academy award winning beauty. Who would want to live a life like that?

Silly French Man

VaderTheTrader wrote:Of course you're not a nobody! However you would probably just show the 3rd worlders Star Trek & then they could become side tracked from the Jennifer Lawrence worship you hope to instill in them through your missionary HD work and instead begin worshipping Zoe Saldana. We all know you prefer them to construct statues of Jennifer Lawrence right? After all, they have to do something to keep their minds off their grumbling stomachs and forever commemorate the beauty that you showed them so briefly in that 2 hour period you left your air conditioned private jet affectionately referred to as AirWar1 & graced them with your visit.

You would be impressed with the Jennifer Lawrence shrines they have built out of baby bones. The whole village painted their skin blue too. Their hunger games has a different meaning though.

Two hours with those savages? Please, I step out there just to pop a movie in and then go back to my luxurious jet. The slave girls that fan me during those two minutes is rather nice.

I could bring them food and water, but then they would miss their chance to see an academy award winning beauty. Who would want to live a life like that?

Zombie Guard

GiveWarAChance wrote:You would be impressed with the Jennifer Lawrence shrines they have built out of baby bones. The whole village painted their skin blue too. Their hunger games has a different meaning though.

Two hours with those savages? Please, I step out there just to pop a movie in and then go back to my luxurious jet. The slave girls that fan me during those two minutes is rather nice.

I could bring them food and water, but then they would miss their chance to see an academy award winning beauty. Who would want to live a life like that?

Yes I have heard stories of these shrines you speak of although no one has ever been able to get video of them due to every time a camera crew is sent to the area the locals end of eating them.And the slave girls, yes that makes sense, there has been a sudden explosion of babies born in these villages always named either JenniWAR if its a girl or LWARrence if its a boy. So that explains what goes on in the jet while the indigenous people are watching the movie.In regards to food & water, I mean come on. Everyone has to have priorities right! I mean it is Jennifer Lawrence hello!

Zombie Guard

GiveWarAChance wrote:You would be impressed with the Jennifer Lawrence shrines they have built out of baby bones. The whole village painted their skin blue too. Their hunger games has a different meaning though.

Two hours with those savages? Please, I step out there just to pop a movie in and then go back to my luxurious jet. The slave girls that fan me during those two minutes is rather nice.

I could bring them food and water, but then they would miss their chance to see an academy award winning beauty. Who would want to live a life like that?

Yes I have heard stories of these shrines you speak of although no one has ever been able to get video of them due to every time a camera crew is sent to the area the locals end of eating them.And the slave girls, yes that makes sense, there has been a sudden explosion of babies born in these villages always named either JenniWAR if its a girl or LWARrence if its a boy. So that explains what goes on in the jet while the indigenous people are watching the movie.In regards to food & water, I mean come on. Everyone has to have priorities right! I mean it is Jennifer Lawrence hello!

Zombie Guard

Hopefully he is out celebrating his new job...........& not instead drowning his sorrows in an Amanda Bynes type stupor in which he's out distributing random copies of Jennifer Lawrence films he recently burned to homeless shelters & other such organizations to promote his pet cause of JLaw enlightenment.

Hopefully he is out celebrating his new job...........& not instead drowning his sorrows in an Amanda Bynes type stupor in which he's out distributing random copies of Jennifer Lawrence films he recently burned to homeless shelters & other such organizations to promote his pet cause of JLaw enlightenment.

Twenty-Something

GiveWarAChance wrote:You would be impressed with the Jennifer Lawrence shrines they have built out of baby bones. The whole village painted their skin blue too. Their hunger games has a different meaning though.

Two hours with those savages? Please, I step out there just to pop a movie in and then go back to my luxurious jet. The slave girls that fan me during those two minutes is rather nice.

I could bring them food and water, but then they would miss their chance to see an academy award winning beauty. Who would want to live a life like that?

Now, what do you wear to step inside one of those Jennifer Lawrence shrines ?

Twenty-Something

GiveWarAChance wrote:You would be impressed with the Jennifer Lawrence shrines they have built out of baby bones. The whole village painted their skin blue too. Their hunger games has a different meaning though.

Two hours with those savages? Please, I step out there just to pop a movie in and then go back to my luxurious jet. The slave girls that fan me during those two minutes is rather nice.

I could bring them food and water, but then they would miss their chance to see an academy award winning beauty. Who would want to live a life like that?

Now, what do you wear to step inside one of those Jennifer Lawrence shrines ?

Silly French Man

The interview was......weird? It must have lasted all of ten minutes and consisted of me asking them questions about the job and them just asking me if I had more questions. I won't hear back from them until mid next week, and have six other people I'm competing against.

The interview was......weird? It must have lasted all of ten minutes and consisted of me asking them questions about the job and them just asking me if I had more questions. I won't hear back from them until mid next week, and have six other people I'm competing against.

Zombie Guard

GiveWarAChance wrote:The interview was......weird? It must have lasted all of ten minutes and consisted of me asking them questions about the job and them just asking me if I had more questions. I won't hear back from them until mid next week, and have six other people I'm competing against.

Back to Jennifer Lawrence.

Well then, it appears you have a good 4 or 5 days to take out your competition Hunger Games style.

Zombie Guard

GiveWarAChance wrote:The interview was......weird? It must have lasted all of ten minutes and consisted of me asking them questions about the job and them just asking me if I had more questions. I won't hear back from them until mid next week, and have six other people I'm competing against.

Back to Jennifer Lawrence.

Well then, it appears you have a good 4 or 5 days to take out your competition Hunger Games style.