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Here's one for the man with a dry sense of humour.
What did the grape do when it got stood on ?..........
... let out a little Wine

Got that from the back of a penguin wrapper years ago. the only person ever to find it funny was a blonde girl I took for lunch one day that ask me why my mash was green ???? It was mushy pea's now that's just plain thick lmfao

An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in northern Canada. After a short walk through the marshes they spotted a HUGE moose, 150 meters away. The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.
The physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze that the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose and fired. The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose.
The statistician jumped up and down screaming, "We got him! We got him!"

Jokes Thread [4]No sex after surgery ...
A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard,
has sued St Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there,
he lost all interest in sex.

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Computer jokes!Rules:
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One joke per post
No repeating of jokes
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Il start:
What do you call a computer with no graphics?

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IT JokesIf you can read German, then you will appreciate:
Die schlechtesten IT-Witze - Derber Humor ohne Gewähr | TecChannel.de

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Jokes Thread 2This is jokes thread! Post your best jokes! :D I will start first! :p
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."...

Jokes ThreadThis is jokes thread! Post your best jokes! :D I will start first! :p
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."...