Obsessed with meat pies, favourite pastimes include raping retarded and mentally and physically demented humans, such as Nick Sell and Ananden. These two guys she rapes with a vengeance. Wonder why Ananden is so short? He gets rammed by her up the arse so many times he gets smaller and smaller after every 'encounter'. From experiences of victims, she hates Azn men, she's like 'fuck you! stop taking over! i want meatpies not fucking sweet and sour pork!' She hangs pictures of John Howard at the back of her classroom, where she wanks off to it. You wanna know how I know? Simple, it's what causes earthquakes and tsunamis. Beware, children, beware.

The vicary is a terrible creature, alive since the jurassic period. it resembles a large wrinkly lump of shit, and some theorize that she once had a mate. (see Bernard Nagaweeweeblahblah) Their offspring was a terrible being, thought to be similar to a slug in appearance. (see Ben Sweetman)

Awesome Foursome:
Fahmi on Kelvin on Vicary on Bernard.
This weird yet highly gay mating ritual takes place every time the Fahmi gets horny over the Kelvin; which is actually everyday. The sex that goes on between these four fags is remarkable as all have penises on their heads; often attracting the collective nickname "A bunch of dickheads". They mate and the product is a combination of Fahmi Kelvin and Bernard whilst vicary is only there for sexual stimulation.

One day Bernard, Fahmi, Kelvin and Vicary were riding a donkey near Osama's donkey ranch. Upon riding past a bunch of dirty arabs attempting to bomb some place in the name of Allah; the dirtiest most arabest one muttered something and all the Arabs laughed. 1 km later; Fahmi and Bernard (after mating on that very donkey) came off and looked at the donkey's ass (not another one of their weird mating rituals however); vicary noticed the two fags looking at the donkey's ass and questioned them. "Why are you looking at that donkey's asshole" she said, he mouth dripping with saliva as she saw Bernards 1mm erect penis. "Why love', he replied; equally as horny over her massive whale boobs "as we passed those sexy arabs I heard one of them murmur: "Look at those 4 assholes on that donkey".