Dear Drunk Texan

Dear Drunk Texan

Ok people, when booking your trip, take a minute to find the resort that works for you.
Hate kids? Go to Sandals.
Love to drink all day? There’s an all inclusive in Cancun just for you.

I’m at this lovely, quiet, small family resort in the middle of the Atlantic, and I swear I’m being terrorized by a middle aged lush we have begun referring to as “the drunk Texan.”
Hollering and “wooing,” is annoying at any age, but acting like a frat boy in your 50’s at midnight as you stumble around the pool? Not ok dude. Not ok.