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. >> oh, thank you. >>mymamawasone of your biggest fans. she said she listened to you when i was still in her belly. >> well, bless your little heart. that is a charming story. you probably got to go on soon. i'm sure you're going to want make sure you got those girls packed in there real good. >> hey, listen. we got to run. great meeting you. thanks. take care. great show. >> what the hell was that? >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] "nashville" series premiere airs wednesday night, 10:00 p.m. on abc. dog expert cesar millan joins us after the break. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ first rule of taking the world by surprise? do something the world will actually notice. introducing the entirely new ford fusion. with a turbo-charged ecoboost engines and a hybrid that doubles the fuel economy of the average vehicle. it's an entirely new idea of what a car can be. ♪ classical music playing ♪ classical music playing ♪ [ male announcer ] carry some energy and share the joy. portable power on-demand. mio energy. [ male announ

. >> oh, thank you. >> my mama was one of your biggest fans. she said she listened to you when i was still in her belly. >> well, bless your little heart. that is a charming story. you probably got to go on soon. i'm sure you're going to want make sure you got those girls packed in there real good. >> hey, listen. we got to run. great meeting you. thanks. take care. great show. >> what the hell was that? >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and...

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ourmamastoldus about. and i wrote this book because i want to tell people how the world really works, not how it should work. but how it really works, people have currency. and they look for the things that really light them up. obviously for these women, they didn't choose these guys because they look like james bond. they didn't choose these guys because they look like leo dicaprio, right? because they're powerful, because they represent something, and that's currency to them. they're connected to that. i think that's what motivates them. you have to see what their currency is. >> let's talk about the book, they did talk about the real world. you call them baiters. >> it's an acronyacronym. they're back stabbers, abusers, imposters, takers, exploiters and reckless people. and they're in all of our lives. going to be sitting next to one at home, co-workers, people you deal with in your life that are willing to step up and take what's yours if you don't recognize who they are. and i put in this book a secret playbook of how these people do what they do. then i talked about what

our mamas told us about. and i wrote this book because i want to tell people how the world really works, not how it should work. but how it really works, people have currency. and they look for the things that really light them up. obviously for these women, they didn't choose these guys because they look like james bond. they didn't choose these guys because they look like leo dicaprio, right? because they're powerful, because they represent something, and that's currency to them. they're...

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yobabymamaiball that side chick i ball that main chick i ball that ♪ ♪ your dream girl just called back ♪ ♪ i'm still repping that north side with that big "p" on my ball cap ♪ ♪ these broke suckas don't like me cause they say i think i'm all that ♪ ♪ now come cop that rarri i don't need to feel sorry -- claiming my flows i just put suckas on mar ♪ ♪ and i ain't claming these have these -- looking all sorry ♪ ♪ when i pulled up in that rose i've been surfing on them like noli ♪ ♪ i'm with three santa claus i'm the boss diana ross ♪ ♪ ♪ i told homie i hit that these suckas wanna be playin at all ♪ ♪ knowing that girl is main thang ♪ ♪ that don't like bang bang ♪ ♪ i wake up in the morning and i see dollar signs said shawty wanna rolling i'm like oh man she fine ♪ ♪ i got money all in my pocket and my audermar on shine ♪ ♪ so why you hating on me i'm just living my life ♪ ♪ i'm just young and i'm getting it young and i'm getting it young and i'm getting it ♪ ♪ i'm just young and i'm with it ♪ ♪ i just want the money

yo baby mama i ball that side chick i ball that main chick i ball that ♪ ♪ your dream girl just called back ♪ ♪ i'm still repping that north side with that big "p" on my ball cap ♪ ♪ these broke suckas don't like me cause they say i think i'm all that ♪ ♪ now come cop that rarri i don't need to feel sorry -- claiming my flows i just put suckas on mar ♪ ♪ and i ain't claming these have these -- looking all sorry ♪ ♪ when i pulled up in that rose i've been...

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important so we have that consistency, that bond, throwing him halloween parties,festivities.mamagoesall out. >> i love watching you with the three coaches, i always wonder who you click with the most. let's play a game, since you have the three heads. if you were playing spin the bottle in seventh grade, you spun the bottle. who would you want it to land on of those three? >> these guys are like my brothers. it would be like incest. >> pick one. >> for being a pure gentleman through and through, sorry, miranda, it would have to be blake. i love blake. >> we're going to play a musical game. willie geist, host of the third hour of today is here. he's going to emcee. >> first of all, what kind of question was that? who would you make out with on the show? clean it up a little bit. christina, you need to know hoda thinks she knows the words to every song recorded. >> i am. >> we're going to test both your lyrical skills on a few songs. i'm going to play you a clip from a song. when we cut the song off, hit your buzzer if you think you know the next verse of that song. >> okay. >> i

important so we have that consistency, that bond, throwing him halloween parties, festivities. mama goes all out. >> i love watching you with the three coaches, i always wonder who you click with the most. let's play a game, since you have the three heads. if you were playing spin the bottle in seventh grade, you spun the bottle. who would you want it to land on of those three? >> these guys are like my brothers. it would be like incest. >> pick one. >> for being a pure...

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. >> reporter: for theself-proclaimedmamasboy-- >> every night when she would work, i would stay up for her, you know, iron her clothes and, you know, make sure i said good-bye to her when she left. >> reporter: her swift death from cancer was devastating. >> it hit me, i'm never going to see her again. >> unable to cope with the loss of his 44-year-old wife, nick's dad left just barely a teenager, nick and his three siblings were alone in the family house fending for themselves. >> the money ran out, power was out. >> how stressful was that environment? >> it was pretty stressful. i was drinking, drinking alcohol at 14, and getting into trouble and not caring when i finally got out of the house, got evicted. >> reporter: with nowhere to go, he bounced around until the mother of his then high school girlfriend megan made him an unexpected offer. >> it was the most important for him to have a place to live. and a stable environment, so i asked him to come and stay here. it was a natural thing to do, he was really a part of the house. >> it was a little weird for some people, but for me i

. >> reporter: for the self-proclaimed mamas boy -- >> every night when she would work, i would stay up for her, you know, iron her clothes and, you know, make sure i said good-bye to her when she left. >> reporter: her swift death from cancer was devastating. >> it hit me, i'm never going to see her again. >> unable to cope with the loss of his 44-year-old wife, nick's dad left just barely a teenager, nick and his three siblings were alone in the family house...

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. >> whose phone that? >>mymama. >>would you tell her to hang on for a second? it's a great ring tone, though. we're talking about her mom but we're also talking about the 47,000 people that were in town this week to run the new york city marathon that has since been canceled. they did spend months training, and as you can imagine, many are disappointed. but they will spend today running with a difference in mind. i was being funny. i didn't mean to make you -- i was just kidding around. i was just telling her to share the love with your mom. okay, good. >> you're from boston? >>> plus, as election day approaches, we'll look back at some of the lighter moments from election season, including some that were scripted and some that were not. >>> and since it's erica's first weekend with us, we decided to put together a primer to show you the ropes around the studio, some important information about where the good snacks can be found and where kathie lee stashes her wine. it's important things you need to know. >> it's about time someone told me where that stash is. >> we're going to

. >> whose phone that? >> my mama. >> would you tell her to hang on for a second? it's a great ring tone, though. we're talking about her mom but we're also talking about the 47,000 people that were in town this week to run the new york city marathon that has since been canceled. they did spend months training, and as you can imagine, many are disappointed. but they will spend today running with a difference in mind. i was being funny. i didn't mean to make you -- i was just...

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butter that are in there, i know i'm screwed. like, i -- thatmeansmama'sgoingto wake up and bake -- >> jimmy: you're going to be eating cookies. >> there's gonna be a thousand cookies when i get home. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. well, do you do any cooking? >> i like to barbecue. that's my thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i got a grill. i got a green egg. you know what the green egg is? >> jimmy: yeah, i've seen these things. it looks like -- >> it's a smoker. it's a big -- the green egg. >> jimmy: maybe you've seen thing, right? the giant -- the big -- i see them, like, "skymall" magazine next to the doggy steps. they go up the side, yeah. >> i have a doggy steps. >> jimmy: and they go up and down. and you need that. >> i have the shampoo/conditioner for the shower that's a shower caddy. >> jimmy: "skymall" is the greatest. do you have the sasquatch that goes in your garden? >> i got drunk on a flight once and, like, a box showed up from "skymall," like, three days later. and i was, like, oh, my god. like, why would there be a "skymall" box? and then, i was -- this is fun. like, how dr

butter that are in there, i know i'm screwed. like, i -- that means mama's going to wake up and bake -- >> jimmy: you're going to be eating cookies. >> there's gonna be a thousand cookies when i get home. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. well, do you do any cooking? >> i like to barbecue. that's my thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i got a grill. i got a green egg. you know what the green egg is? >> jimmy: yeah, i've seen these things. it looks like -- >>...

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across the skies those storm clouds gather in her eyes ♪ ♪ her daddy was a mean oldmistermamawasan angel in the ground ♪ ♪ the weather man called for a twister she prayed blow it down ♪ ♪ there's not enough rain in oklahoma to wash the sins out of that house ♪ ♪ there's not enough wind in oklahoma to rip the nails out of the past ♪ ♪ shatter every window 'til it's all blown away every brick, every board every slamming door ♪ ♪ blown away ♪ 'til there's nothing left standing nothing left of yesterday ♪ ♪ every tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away blown away ♪ ♪ she heard those sirens screaming out her daddy laid there passed out on the couch ♪ ♪ she locked herself in the cellar listened to the screaming of the wind ♪ ♪ some people called it taking shelter she called it sweet revenge ♪ ♪ shatter every window 'til it's all blown away every brick, every board every slamming door ♪ ♪ blown away ♪ 'til there's nothing left standing nothing left of yesterday ♪ ♪ every tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away blown away ♪ ♪ there's not

across the skies those storm clouds gather in her eyes ♪ ♪ her daddy was a mean old mister mama was an angel in the ground ♪ ♪ the weather man called for a twister she prayed blow it down ♪ ♪ there's not enough rain in oklahoma to wash the sins out of that house ♪ ♪ there's not enough wind in oklahoma to rip the nails out of the past ♪ ♪ shatter every window 'til it's all blown away every brick, every board every slamming door ♪ ♪ blown away ♪ 'til there's nothing...

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thursday,baby,mama'swearingone of these. >> hoda is going to wear the other one. >> talk about fashion and function. >> that is funny. >> i have recently discovered herbal florists. they put bouquets together to help you with aromatherapy. it's a glass slipper in brooklyn delivers hangover bouquets, so the next day you can have this by your bed to help you put away the nausea. it was more fragrant, because we've had it here for a while. something fun in the bathroom to help men with their direction. >> oh, lord. >> you put it in the toilet and it helps little ones or bigger guys with aim and they get points. >> everything's a game with them anyway. >> shoot straight. >> everything's a contest. >> and then -- >> that came 20 years too late for me and cody. >> we don't pee standing up, but to make us feel better about sitting down, toletta toilet covers you can put in your purse. i think it's smart in terms of a good "hmm." something you can take with you. last but not least, to make men feel more secure, these are tucks, men's briefs with garters that will clip on their shirt to

thursday, baby, mama's wearing one of these. >> hoda is going to wear the other one. >> talk about fashion and function. >> that is funny. >> i have recently discovered herbal florists. they put bouquets together to help you with aromatherapy. it's a glass slipper in brooklyn delivers hangover bouquets, so the next day you can have this by your bed to help you put away the nausea. it was more fragrant, because we've had it here for a while. something fun in the bathroom...

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miss lorraine. some of them callmemama. mamalorraine.>> reporter: fighting for her students. in its letter to lorraine ramirez, durham said she was fired for violations of company policy. she believes the reasons were manufactured. after our investigation in may, ramirez tells us, she was called in to the office and told, if she talks to nbc bay area again, she would be fired. for the record, she did not talk again until after she was fired. jessica? >> okay, thank you, tony. if you have a tip for investigative unit, give us a call at 888-996-tips. or you can send an e-mail to the unit at nbcbayarea.com. >>> let's get to the weather. mostly rainy around the bay area. in some parts, heavy rain. this is the scene in san francisco now. umbrellas and plenty of puddles. a big change from that gorgeous 80-degree weather we had a few days ago. let's bring in our chief meteorologist jeff rainieri. >> over the next 12 to 18 hours, we've had some heavier pockets of rain. even a few isolated flooding concerns in the extreme south bay. >> you can see this is providing enough uplift for some

miss lorraine. some of them call me mama. mama lorraine. >> reporter: fighting for her students. in its letter to lorraine ramirez, durham said she was fired for violations of company policy. she believes the reasons were manufactured. after our investigation in may, ramirez tells us, she was called in to the office and told, if she talks to nbc bay area again, she would be fired. for the record, she did not talk again until after she was fired. jessica? >> okay, thank you, tony....

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make up one for yourself. it's got to be random. >> jimmy: okay. [ as johnny carson ] >> "mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah." [ laughter ] how fun is that? >> jimmy: okay. [ as johnny carson ] >> "bye-bye miss american pie, drove the chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry." [ laughter and applause ] >> how fun is that? >> jimmy: i'm not as good as you. >> how fun is that? >> jimmy: but you're the best at it. wait, wait. you -- first time -- i heard this story, that you turned down "the tonight show"? >> well -- >> jimmy: not really, in the nicest way. >> yeah, i've been fantasizing about doing it my whole life since i'm 10 years old. >> jimmy: every comedian's dream. >> it's your fantasy, right? so -- but by the time they asked me to do the show, a smaller group of comedians had done their act from the couch -- albert brooks, don rickles, steve martin. and i thought, "how do i not do the stand-up part and be funny from the couch doing the impersonations? if i can sit next to the king and say -- 'aw, geez. i'm sorry, johnny.'" >> jimmy: peter falk, i love it. look, here is you and

make up one for yourself. it's got to be random. >> jimmy: okay. [ as johnny carson ] >> "mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah." [ laughter ] how fun is that? >> jimmy: okay. [ as johnny carson ] >> "bye-bye miss american pie, drove the chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry." [ laughter and applause ] >> how fun is that? >> jimmy: i'm not as good as you. >> how fun is that? >> jimmy: but you're the best at it. wait, wait. you...

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miss lorraine. some of them callmemama. mamalorraine.wn>> in the letter to ramirez she said she was fired for violating company policy. ramirez was told if she talks to nbc bay area again she would be fired. for the record she did not talk again until after she was fired. if you have a tip for an investigative unit call 888-996-tips or send an e-mail to the unit at nbc bay area.com. >>> the recent rain and cooler temperatures mean an end to the fire season. this was a relatively mild fire season for the bay area. there was one major fire north of here. the video seen here is from september's wildfire. that fire burned seven miles. >>> under a sunny sky, skiers and snow boarders enjoyed one of the earliest openings for sdee season in a long time. >> the snow is thin but this is the first day. >> we're excited to get started and enjoy the season. >> tahoe is reporting two feet of base snow. north star sugar bowl and heavenly are planning to open this weekend. and squaw planning to open the day before thanksgiving. >>> we are checking in with rob on the weather, the snow, the rain.

miss lorraine. some of them call me mama. mama lorraine.wn >> in the letter to ramirez she said she was fired for violating company policy. ramirez was told if she talks to nbc bay area again she would be fired. for the record she did not talk again until after she was fired. if you have a tip for an investigative unit call 888-996-tips or send an e-mail to the unit at nbc bay area.com. >>> the recent rain and cooler temperatures mean an end to the fire season. this was a...

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grandmother, but he does callhermamasarah.>>> and on the opposite side of the race, paul ryan taking his kids out to the polling station in his hometown of janesville, wisconsin. dad showing how you navigate a ballot and showing the civic duty. >> have a great day. thanks for being with us. [ female announcer ] this is a special message from at&t. [ male announcer ] it's no secret that the price of things just keeps going up. [ female announcer ] but we have some good news. it's our bundle price promise. [ male announcer ] a price you can definitely count on, for two whole years. from at&t. [ female announcer ] a great price for a great triple-play bundle. [ male announcer ] call now. bundles with u-verse tv, internet and home phone start at $89 a month. now get the same great price for two years. [ female announcer ] switch today and get a total home dvr included, free for life. [ male announcer ] you get reliable, high speed internet on our advanced digital network. choose from speeds up to 24 megs. [ female announcer ] and with u-verse tv you can record four shows at once on your

grandmother, but he does call her mama sarah. >>> and on the opposite side of the race, paul ryan taking his kids out to the polling station in his hometown of janesville, wisconsin. dad showing how you navigate a ballot and showing the civic duty. >> have a great day. thanks for being with us. [ female announcer ] this is a special message from at&t. [ male announcer ] it's no secret that the price of things just keeps going up. [ female announcer ] but we have some good...

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going to call my mother if i didn't stop acting up and i said, if you going to callmymamayougoing to have to pay the phone bill because the phone's been cut off for two weeks. [ laughter ] so -- you know, my mama -- >> jimmy: you don't mess with baby chris tucker. yeah, that's it. >> yeah. [ talking over each other ] get out of my room. so i went to the principals office and i was cool. 'cause me and the principal, i was in there so much, me and the principal was cool. [ laughter ] he was like, "what's up, chris?" i was like, "what's up, man?" he's like, what you say this time? >> jimmy: you guys were besties, yeah. >> we was cool. >> jimmy: that's good. did you ever do, like, talent shows or anything growing up? >> oh, yeah. i did talent show. so what happened, i went into the office and the principal's secretary was over at the talent show. so she was like, you're always acting up, why don't you host the talent show? i said, i don't want to do nothing like this. well it paying $30. i said, okay. what i gotta do? what i gotta do? [ light laughter ] i got that $30 -- >> jimmy: can

going to call my mother if i didn't stop acting up and i said, if you going to call my mama you going to have to pay the phone bill because the phone's been cut off for two weeks. [ laughter ] so -- you know, my mama -- >> jimmy: you don't mess with baby chris tucker. yeah, that's it. >> yeah. [ talking over each other ] get out of my room. so i went to the principals office and i was cool. 'cause me and the principal, i was in there so much, me and the principal was cool. [...