Old lady leaving The Tony Danza Show #1: Grazie! Old lady leaving The Tony Danza Show #2: Why didn’t you wear the right shoes? Old lady leaving The Tony Danza Show #1: No, no, these are fine. Old lady leaving The Tony Danza Show #2: Aaaah, blow me. They’re terrible.

Teen boy #1: Man, I tell you, da reason France don’t want us in Iraq is dat dey know the second we done in Baddad we is headed right over the border and straight into Paris. Teen boy #2: Nigga, you’se is ignorant. Iraq ain’t next to no France. Teen boy #1: Nah man, I ain’t sayin it is right up on France, but, you know, it goes Iraq, Germany, some otha country, then France, so it is close. Teen boy #2: Ain’t you eva seen no map? I’ma gonna show you when we get to school. That shit is in Africa, between Lidia and Egypt.

–F train

Overheard by: Ed Salcedo

Guy: I asked you if you knew where he lived; you pointed to Iraq! Girl: Well, I don’t know. How was I supposed to know? Guy: Iraq is not the same as Israel.

Black woman, to eight-year-old white girl: I love the white people. You are so cute. I would babysit you. Come here.White woman: Yes, give the little white girl a hug.Black woman, to girl: If anyone fucks with you, I’m gonna be fucking with them.