Unfortunately, among the many things missing from Republicans’ attempts to present a perfectly pristine facade of all things Christ-like, is their ability to behave Christ-like. Donald Trump’s enabling of racism, white supremacists groups’ endorsements of, and allegiance to Republicans, and other generally hateful and hypocritical acts aside, Republicans just seem to have permanent spots on the list of dumbest perverts, sex addicts, and all things the Bible teaches/preaches against.

For example, since it’s pretty much known that everything on social media can be tracked and/or otherwise revealed and shared, it’s probably not a good for a Bible throwing, ultra conservative, married, proud father of two, to be liking sexual posts on Twitter. Ted Cruz missed that memo.