Biden: "Suck It Up, Bitches"

America's crazy uncle, Vice President Joe Biden publicly stated Monday that the country's Democratic base should "stop whining." Biden noted on MSNBC's The Last Word that Democrats should be able to look at the alternatives and remain confident in their leadership, since "the president has done an incredible job." He added that Democrats simply need to "buck up."

Biden will sit down when he's damn well ready. Got it?

People shouldn't take Joe Biden for granted. If he wasn't around, who else could be the administration's "wild card?" Anyone who ever played youth baseball knows that sometimes we all just need a salty figure from outside of our immediate family to tell us to "grow a pair," so we don't end up like one of those kids who doesn't know how to fill an ice cube tray.