Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid

After reading this column, you will be a Level 7 Scientologist and totally brainwashed. Sound good?

Great, then meet your leader, Jerry Maguire! A bunch of Tom Cruise videos created by the Church of Scientology have leaked on the web, and it confirms that sneaking suspicion you had that Tommy might be insane  and also the secret ruler of the earth. [IDLYITW]