“Yeah, yeah. We all went to the club last night. You should have seen this girl – she had the finest a$$ I ever seen. I knew she was just tryna get the pipe though. Long story short I went home with Andrea.”

But after reading the freshly licked lips of Mr. Colangelo, I'm leaning towards a more subtle conversation:

"When me and ____ first went to dinner...had a f*cking slab of roast beef (as he's doing the hand motion)..."