17 Reasons Why Pippa Middleton is Better Than You

Alex Gehringer

Today marks Pippa Middleton’s 28th birthday. She’s a fan favorite when it comes to great fashion, jaw-dropping relatives and an enviable social calendar. Our friends at Tres Sugar outlined the 10 signs they’re crazy about Pippa (And did a great job — bringing back nude tights? That’s no small feat!), but we thought we might one-up them. Or rather, seven-up them.

After taking a long look in the mirror (and crying over our flat butts), we present to you the 17 Reasons Why Pippa Is Better Than You…and us.