Savile on the fiddle again – in the spirit world!

Disgraced TV star and basin-haired pop nonce Sir Jimmy Savile, has carried on with his vile, sexual abuse of children – in the afterlife. According to a leading psychic Savile has simply slipped back into his wicked ways with the ghosts and angels of deceased children. Leading psychic Ginger Brown claims that many spirits have contacted him, concerned at Saville’s escalating evil beyond the grave.

“Apparently Savile turned up in the spirit world just over a year ago boasting as to how he now had a completely new fan base,” Brown told us, adding, “and now he is dead, there is absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop him abusing dead children – in perpetuity.”

The Yorkshire kiddie fiddler has apparently used his status as a household name to many, to groom the young in the spirit realm. “Young ghosts are just susceptible to the trappings of fame than living children,” Brown told us. “He’s talked endlessly about meeting the Queen and Margaret Thatcher as well describing his Rolls Royce car and Goblin Teasmade. Of course, there are far more dead souls than living, so who knows how many will fall for his charms this time.”

According to the spirits many in the afterlife are convinced that Savile is somehow ‘protected’ by the ‘guardians of the next dimension’. “Spirits wise to his doings claim that the higher beings are just not interested in their accusations,” says Brown, “citing his extensive charity work here on Earth.” Brown is also worried that children here in the living realm are still at risk if Savile can master the art of ‘ghosting’.

Don't you need a few jokes in there? I look forward to the day when that face of his isn't leering out at us: the half dozen shots the subs always pick, 'cos they make him look even more lecherous than usual...

A year between posts. Worth the wait? I'm not sure. Savile has been done to death already and as Tripe says it could do with a few jokes in there. Looking forward to the next attempt in 12 months time.