1.Loud and Proud-loud farts that don't smell that bad
2.silent but violent-these are just like ninjas,no one will hear them but everyone will smell them
3.poop fart or oops poop-farts that come out with poop
4.fart catch-farting in your hand then catching it then opening your hand under your friend's nose causing them to smell it
5.Queef- these are just wannabe farts that come out of the vagina
6.talking fart- farts that sound like words

A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.