Or, for that matter, anything that’s remotely appropriate for someone under the age of 10.

I know Pinterest is super busy and has a lot of other demanding profiles. It’s not like I thought I was special. I just thought that maybe, just maybe, after all the time we’ve spent together Pinterest would have picked up on some of the things I like.

I’m not that hard to please. No wait! Hear me out!

These are a few of my favorite things:

Just about any saying with the word “fuck” in it

Cute, happy looking animals

Cheesy inspirational quotes in italics or a cursive font

Anything to do with travelling

Tattoos

Cool/weird gadgets

See? It’s not difficult. Nor does it include clothes or children. But that is what is predominantly on my Pinterest homepage. Pinterest, it seems, is convinced I want to look at women in fancy undies and cutesy shit made for babies.