Presidential aides initially thought Trump was joking when he first mentioned purchasing the sprawling territory northeast of Canada, which is 1-1/2 times the size of Alaska, has about 56,000 residents and is packed with picturesque glaciers.

Estimates vary wildly from a dirt cheap $200 million (based on the fire sale price the U.S. paid to Russia for Alaska) to a cool $1.7 trillion (if you take its GDP and treat it the way you would treat a Wall Street-listed company’s earnings).

And because we knew you were gonna ask: There is one golf course, a challenging nine-hole set of links in the capital of Nuuk, where duffers battle nasty gale-force gusts and snow squalls to keep their handicap from rocketing.