- AJ returned to Kira Prime, only to find that everyone had left. He's looking for clues as to their disappearance on, er, "Instant Replay".

Second Item: Honest Officer, He Didn't Take Nothing!
- Except Stolen, stolen at birth (Editor's Note: birth of a new era) by RCola and his 4.3 million noz fighters. Alas for those few, precious Stolen moments amid the craziness of war.

Third Item: Rommel Rumbles In The Northeast, But Who Will End Up Flat-tened?
- UC_Rommel and Flat exchanged worlds while big fleets brightened the skies and darkened the worlds of Bruton and Unfederal Nonreserve. More fireworks seem likely.

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