1b. Steve-o stopped stapling his nuts to his leg long enough to reveal that LiLo once stole coke from his house. 'Cept she calls it "boog suge." This also seems like an appropriate nickname for . [DListed]

2a. Britney is dumber than her one-year old kid. Here she is bringing a margarita in the car with her after leaving a recording studio. Not only is it illegal, but it's not some shit a mom should do. Mom's secretly drink vodka in Sprite bottles. Learn it! [CelebSlam]

3. Sienna Miller was photographed naked shooting her new movie (LOOK AT THEPICS!), and now she's pissed off that cameras where allowed nearby. I bet Jude Law's wife was pissed off when Sienna started fucking her ex-hubs. Karma, bitch! [WWTDD]