What Does Your Fish Fry Order Say About You?

Last week, we figured out what Pittsburgh River best represents your personality. This week, we’re gonna talk about a tradition that happens up, dahn and all around da Burgh: The Fish Fry.

With so many different places to get your fish n'at, we couldn't just pick one to talk about. If you search “Fish Fry” in google maps, it would look like your phone had chicken pox! You can’t swing a dead cod in this tahn without hitting a piece of fried cod! Every church, legion and post have a deep fryer set at 350 degrees so we can scratch that Lenten itch.

Me? I’ve been fryin’ fish dahn St. Matthews since '97. I started on the fries, and when Cookie DeBlazio moved over to cashier, I got bumped up to the majors. It’s a good fish fry...the Christian Mothers make the haluski and mac and cheese. They also keep sellin’ aht of those brownies and cookies even though these heathens say they gave’at up for Lent!

Since tomorrow is Good Friday, I have developed a Yinzmus Test, if you will, on what your fish fry order says about you: