Some Funny Love Quotes

Some Funny Love Quotes Biography

Source(google.com.pk)Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.”there are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad aloneMaybe the first time you saw her you were ten. She was standing in the sun scratching her legs. Or tracing letters in the dirt with a stick. Her hair was being pulled. Or she was pulling someone's hair. And a part of you was drawn to her, and a part of you resisted--wanting to ride off on your bicycle, kick a stone, remain uncomplicated. In the same breath you felt the strength of a man, and a self-pity that made you feel small and hurt. Part of you thought: Please don't look at me. If you don't, I can still turn away. And part of you thought: Look at me.When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?What about you? Are you happiest and saddest right now that you've ever been?" "Of course I am." "Why?" "Because nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you.I want to say somewhere: I've tried to be forgiving. And yet. There were times in my life, whole years, when anger got the better of me. Ugliness turned me inside out. There was a certain satisfaction in bitterness. I courted it. It was standing outside, and I invited it in.Even now, all possible feelings do not yet exist, there are still those that lie beyond our capacity and our imagination. From time to time, when a piece of music no one has ever written or a painting no one has ever painted, or something else impossible to predict, fathom or yet describe takes place, a new feeling enters the world. And then, for the millionth time in the history of feeling, the heart surges and absorbs the impact.At the end, all that's left of you are your possessions. Perhaps that's why I've never been able to throw anything away. Perhaps that's why I hoarded the world: with the hope that when I died, the sum total of my things would suggest a life larger than the one I lived.And if the man who once upon a time had been a boy who promised he'd never fall in love with another girl as long as he lived kept his promise, it wasn't because he was stubborn or even loyal. He couldn't help it.She was gone, and all that was left was the space you'd grown around her, like a tree that grows around a fence. For a long time, it remained hollow. Years, maybe. And when at last it was filled again, you knew that the new love you felt for a woman would have been impossible without Alma. If it weren't for her, there would never have been an empty space, or the need to fill it

Once upon a time, there was a boy. He lived in a village that no longer exists, in a house that no longer exists, on the edge of a field that no longer exists, where everything was discovered, and everything was possible. A stick could be a sword, a pebble could be a diamond, a tree, a castle. Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in a house across the field, from a girl who no longer exists. They made up a thousand games. She was queen and he was king. In the autumn light her hair shone like a crown. They collected the world in small handfuls, and when the sky grew dark, and they parted with leaves in their hair.

Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answeringIt's Christmas. Or as Slade would put it: ITTTTT'S CHRIIIIIIISSSSSTMAAAAAAS!And nothing says funny like 'a two-thousand-year-old story about the son of God'.So here, ladies and gentlemen, are some of our favourite funny quotes about this very special time of year.From gags by stand-up comedians to short-but-sweet poems, get ready to turn that "Ho ho ho!" into "Ha ha ha!"...Finally, Christmas is here, Funny Christmas Quotes helps you to make the moment more special for your friends and family. It gives you an opportunity to fun together. Sharing some Funny Christmas Quotes brings you close to others. When peoples laugh together then it makes the atmosphere more festive. Here we have collect a Hilarious list of Christmas Quotes. Rumors says we are good in making quotes, so you may like to visit some of our previous attempts:Thought For The Day For Students: A great for students and teachers.Inspirational Education Quotes: If you want a positive support then have a look on this and know how others found their ways in difficult situations.There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe… this won’t really help the environment… But more kissing has got to be good for world peace.I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?Christmas just like a day at the office; you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.:PNext to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.If you watch a clown show, you realize that the clown enacts scenes from daily life and puts them in a funny perspective. Humor is a balm that soothes the pain of a tragedy and makes it look like a comedy. If you want to adopt a sense of humor, begin by laughing at yourself. Here are some funny quotes to live by.Joey AdamsIn life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.Samuel ButlerLife is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.Elbert HubbardDo not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.George CarlinThe day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.Robert BraultAll my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.Djuna BarnesLife is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.Robert BlochThe man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.Margaret ThatcherIf you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.Bill CosbyI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." -Victor Borge"Laughter is an instant vacation." -Milton Berle“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” -Albert Einstein“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often” -Oliver HerfordLife is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.- Charles SchulzYou are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. –Unknown“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” -Albert EinsteinLife is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.- Unknown“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?” -Barry Cryer“Man has will… but woman has her way.” –Unknown“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.”- Ethel BarrymoreFive out of four people have trouble with fractions.- Unknown“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” - Dale Carnegie