Dear Strongbad,
What would you do different, if you could do it all over
again?

Crapfully yours,
Richie Z
Can-A-Duh

{Strong Bad says "Totally not gettin' old" in place of "Crapfully yours," and says each syllable of "Can-A-Duh" separately with a pause between each}

STRONG BAD:{typing} Wait, you're not related to Coach Z, are you, Richie? Or Coach Zed as you Canucks {pronounced Ca-nooks} call him. Whoa. Coach Zed. That's way cooler. I'm gonna start calling him that too and maybe he won't suck so bad! Thanks, Richie! Your pal, Sed Bed {Types as SB, clears screen} Alright, what would I do different? Well, while I've never actually made a mistake, there have been a few, let's call 'em "stnanks," that could be worthy of a do-over. It's no secret that one of my biggest stnanks was involving Ali and Ali's sister. If I had to do that over again, there's no way I'd mess it up. Here's just what I'd do:

{The "channel change" transition occurs as we cut to Strong Bad at the broken Tandy 400, and the first email from sisters is onscreen.}

Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,
Ali

STRONG BAD: Oh! There's two of them!

{He places a candle next to the computer, clears the screen, and starts typing to romantic music.}

STRONG BAD: Well, Ali. There's ONE of me, and I'd like to cordially invite myself over to your place tonight for dinner and afterdinner mints. After afterdinner mints, you and your sister, Ali Jr. I'll call her, can fight to the death over me. Wait. {music stops} No. Hold on. No, no dying. {He only types one "no."} Um, {music restarts} we should have an egg drop soup eating contest. {music comes to a scratching halt and he stammers} Hang on. I can't remember what happens next. {stops typing} The Cheat!

{Homestar Runner shuffles up on his knees. He's covered in yellow body paint and dressed in a yellow shirt, with The Cheat-esque spots. Attached to his head is a black tuft of hair to make him look like The Cheat.}

STRONG BAD: That's not what I meant. Uh, I guess you'll have to do. Ahem. All right, The Cheat. I need you to help me with my award-winning rewrite of the Ali and Ali's sister email. There's two of them!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Skooko wibbo wee! You should serenade them! I can play the drum!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that sounds about right. Let's go practice!

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{jumping up} I can play the drum!

{Cut to The Field. Strong Bad sings into a microphone while Homestar bangs on a floor tom.}

STRONG BAD:{singing} Don't you know I have a {feedback noise} BIG OL' RED HEAD! And a fat little body! {shakes body} And I never change my cloooothes! {high pitched, resulting in another feedback noise} No, I never change my cloooothes!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, Strong Bad? I think I'm falling for you.

{Little hearts bubble and pop over Homestar's head. Channel change back to the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD:{typing} No, no, no, no, no. That is not right at all. Making Homestar dressed as The Cheat fall in love with me is not what I had in mind! Whatever. Who cares? I didn't want to go to Sally's house anydangway! {clears screen} Anyways, what else? I always felt a little bad about kicking The Cheat in email 23. Let's try that one again!

{Channel change to the non-broken Tandy 400, with the email from little animal on it.}

What would you do if a little animal came
up to you.

crapfully yours,
Ashley and Anthony

STRONG BAD: ...crapfully yours, Ashley and Anthony. {clears screen, types} Well, Ash and Ant, or Ley and Thony, or Shle and Ntho, or whatever you like to be called, if a little animal came up to me, I'd give him a pat on the head, a tuna-flavored treat, and some sage advice.

{Cut back to reveal Homestar—still in his The Cheat disguise—kneeling next to Strong Bad.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Meh, Strong Bad. Meh.

STRONG BAD: Oh, no way! This does not count! You are not gettin' any fish cookies outta me! But I will give you that sage advice and a {clears throat} "pat" on the head. {starts hitting Homestar with his keyboard} DON'T! EVER! DRESS! UP! As The CHEAT! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!

STRONG BAD:{typing} What would I do differently Richie? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Well, except I might go back and taste out one of them Cheatcakes. {the scene cuts back to show the desk} Those things looked a-pretty good!

{Homestar leans in, still in disguise and carrying a bag that says "MOLDY BREAD, GUYS"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Meeeeeeh?

STRONG BAD: No! Wait! Nothing! Never! I regret nothing!

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{sadly leaving the screen} Meeeeeeh...

STRONG BAD: Phew!

{The Paper comes down. A few seconds later, Strong Bad taps the back of his head a few times, shaking out more coins, which land on the desk.}

The top shine in Homestar's eyes is also colored yellow when he is painted as The Cheat.

In the redo of sisters, Strong Bad says the line "there's two of them" from the original email, it's in his old accent, but when he puts the candle up and starts redoing it, it switches back to his present accent.

During both Tandy 400 email remakes, Strong Bad is shown in his modern form, as opposed to his earlier form during the actual era itself.

MATT: Um, so I remember when we were a kid, this part. It was from when we were kids. {This part has nothing to do with when he was a kid.}

MIKE:{holding in laughter} Yeah, that, that elementary school teacher we had.

MATT: Yeah, and there was this, this kid at school, too, who would do that thing, and we probably made a movie about it. Uh, me and Neil.

MIKE: And then {someone} died. I kicked him in the head.

MATT: Yeah, so we were going to put something sort of like that in a cartoon.

MIKE: Oh, and that was in our basement.

MATT:{laughing to himself}

MIKE: We used to do that... Sister Julie was not pleased when that happened.

MATT: That's right.

MIKE: Um...

MATT: What else you got, Mike?

MIKE: We got about twenty seconds here, Matt. What are your parting words? This is the last commentary on the DVD. This is the last chance you've got — Make it matter. That's my new motto: "Make it matter." What's yours?