MUST WATCH: Verne Troyer Dunking A Basketball Is A Thing Of Beauty

I cannot stop laughing. Everything about this video is awesome. First of all, the toy car is fresh AF. It’s also nicer than mine and probably costs more than mine. My parents never let me drive one of those cars as a kid. I believe my mom described it as “stupid.” Say it to Verne’s face, mom!

The set up.

Houston, we are ready for lift off.

GET UP, BIG FELLA!

WITH AUTHORITY on the Fisher-Price Hoop! Don’t break it, Verne!

Sadly, I think Verne jumped higher than me. Finally was able to decipher his shirt. It says “While you were reading this, I farted.” Fart jokes will never be not funny.