Of course he is. After all, Mythael Michael Vick is ready for a playoff run!

That, or Reid knows that Nick Foles, like Vick, is a myth and would likely suffer a premature fate playing behind the Eagles’ offensive line.

Reid told reporters that it won’t be a week-to-week thing and Vick will be the quarterback going forward. That means very little, however. Reid has been known to change his mind, and that’s to say nothing of the possibility of Vick blowing apart his ribs since he truly has no idea how to properly slide after over a decade in the NFL.

Vick must have sipped some of whatever Reid was drinking, because he told reporters today that he’s “one of the best players in this league” and that he just has to “get [his] swag back.” [Perhaps it’s located in the same place that Stella found her groove. Or perhaps it’s not.] He also said that the team held a players only meeting yesterday.

One other item from today’s press conferences: Reid included this zinger, via our friend Matt Lombardo:

You know who else restricts the pocket? Cock-teases. And no one likes a cock-tease.

I hope the new coach next year is a younger guy that’s hungry to win. I don’t think there’s ever been a coach who won a superbowl and then went to another team and was able to achieve that same level of success. So basically I want NO PARTS of Gruden, Cowher, or Billick.

Just more proof that both of those dickless hacks don’t fucking get it. I’m a dumb aging alcoholic bimbo and even I understand these 3 things.
1. The dumbass walrus look alike is finished
2. The dog killer is finished
3. Jack Daniels can help me ignore this for one last season