Derisive diatribes about the state of the nation, nation states and swerving leftward

7 November 2007

BAC is back!

BAC (Bloggers Against Cat-blogging) is back! Our anti-catblogging lobbying group had hoped that our window taping campaign and the simultaneous War on Catnip would be enough to drive those furry felines away from the internets, but our efforts have clearly been foiled by a flexible and ferocious foe. Recently, this cat was captured on a hidden camera with its paw on the mouse, in an attempt to delete its owner's hard drive

We have therefore reinstated the highest alert--code redcat. The following blogs have been quarantined indefinitely until the Department of Feline Security has had an opportunity to pepper spray the cyberspace behind their modems and scrub the hard-drives free of any stray frrrballs.

The Mighty Fang and Mencken *LAUGH* at the notion of the DHS cleansing my (oops, THEIR) hard drives of frrballs. Even my screensaver is rotating cats in a variety of poses. I don't know how that happened, I suspect that Mencken, being a very educated newspaper kitty, did it while I wasn't looking, but that just points out what you're up against. The Unitarian Jihad may be more reasonable for you to take on, I understand the worst they can do to you is ply you with cookies and tea, as vs. rip you a new one with their fangs and claws...

We'll take on the Unitarian Jihad next. We don't want to be fighting a war on two fronts. On the other hand, there have been reports of Unitarians in the deep countryside, lending support to cat uprising by slipping them warm milk.