88. "You look like you're ready for the Olympics!"
— homeless man, possibly blind, to Becky on a Monday night

87. "Thankfully, I'm not a vegetable today."
— Miles, on running in the Memphis heat

86. "You have enough money to burn a wet mule in a creek bed in a hurricane."
— Mike, on Kroger salaries

85. "I'm just happy in life that I can afford food."
— Quinto, on Asian takeout

84. "Quinto, goddamn, you could tear up a crowbar in a sandbox."
— Mike, on boat etiquette

83. "Have you ever killed anybody?"
— Barry, making friends

82. A personality analysis —
Becky: "Barry says I have two modes: 'Oh, I'm the queen! Bow down to me!' And 'Back off, motherfuckers.'"
Kelly: "I can see that. You're like Beyonce. You're the Irish Beyonce!"

81. "I'm doing my best."
— Siri, who was having some trouble finding the nearest McDonald's

80. "None of the Johns do the runs, right?"
— Allie, keeping it all straight

I just read the whole list… again! Dying laughing. We need to add on. We haven't been to Slider lately (well, I haven't anyway). "It's our place. There's nowhere else to go. Even though there are tons of other places to go."