But it's all stupid anyway, cuz her real name is Horowitz. In fact that's crap too, cuz her real, real name is Tomchin. It's true - her grandparents were on some old boat, headed to Ellis Island or somewhere, and they swapped names with some other refugees called Horowitz. I've no idea why.

Still, I reckon she should drop 'Ryder' and just call herself Tomchin - you know, get back to basics. Just Tomchin - no Winona or anything - just Tomchin. It sounds so.. Winonaish... you know? Like a Russian river run-away...

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your visit, even if you do call her.. well, whatever..