10) JerryToT
If the one true king decides to show up all of y'all are royally fucked, only ranked this low because he's a benevolent overlord who wants to keep your self confidence high
9) Crug's combat shields
for fucks sake
8) iaguz's alarm clock
50/50 chance that this shows up for this qualifier, but if it does ranking rises
7) pox's maths thesis
how can you defend against 6rax of reapers if you're too busy trying to comprehend high level maths lets be real
6) ashley cox
best in the west but gonna get dq'd halfway through the qualifiers
5) ryan "sellout" jones
now that he's lost the power of the people he's going to drown halfway through the game with all of his free peripherals
4) wraith king spammer vroom
do you think you're good just because you spam wraith king in pubs cmon man its got like 1 active ability
3) old probe's twitter account
i miss the salt man, it used to be so fun to read now you just say nice things and be sad and shit i need the S P I C E
2) sheldon
hit the ******* TOMB
1) based ******* GOD meomaika
lets be real meo is the ******* chosen prophet to slay all of these fakers who say that macro and super refined logic and positioning is the best way to play sc2. meo shits all over their faces when he randomly drops like 30 lings in your base that you never see coming. he even shackles his hive tech away so he doesn't stomp everyone so hard they retreat into the fetal position and never play the game again. his iq is larger than graham's number and nobody can dispute how gigantic his brain is. if it any point he loses its because he was playing coked up, with his feet and the opponent cheated lets be real

It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.

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