OY, what a week our Laurie Heifetz has had – the crowning moment (for sure, eh) was her time spent with bachelor-no-more Fabian Basabe and his blushing bride, La Perla heiress Martina Borgomanero. The couple hosted an exquisite winter ball at Salon in the West Village, our gal on the scene had the microphone out from start to finish. And everyone was talking, except Barbara Bush, who feared national security breaches (or goodness knows what else) and would not divulge any information about her favorite vacation spots. The groom was more open. “Our favorite vacation spot is Paris. I love the city. I love the architecture, the nightlife, so sexy, very decadent.” So will they be going there on honeymoon? “I’m going to let Martina plan it.” Martina chimes in. “The Mediterranean.”

There were so many people there, who were so talkative, but you wouldn’t know who they were if we told you. Except maybe restaurateur Bruno Jamais, who simply adores “St. Barths. And St. Tropez during the summer.” And maybe Lauren Dylan, owner of Dylan’s Candy Bar, who was just in New Zealand with family. “I loved it.” Okay, we’ll stop. Over and out.

GOT GAME?

WE are in love with Song Airlines’ new-and-improved on-board trivia game, enough entertainment to keep any tired traveler distracted on the grueling Orlando-New York run, otherwise known as Casa de los Screaming Babies. So, this trivia thing, right – used to be just music, is now everything. Geography. History. Science. We dominated for a couple of rounds, got squashed on a few others. How it works: you play it on your personal, touch screen TV. You compete with your fellow passengers (damn that brilliant chick in 6A!). And that’s just the trivia game – we have yet to get to the movies, or the CD library. We can’t wait until this always surprisingly fun airline flies to the West Coast – May 1, to Los Angeles is the debut. Meanwhile contributor Mark Ellwood reports that on jetBlue, they’ve intro’d Colorcalm, a TV channel that shows “brightly colored pictures of floaty clouds set to soothing classical music.” Ooh err.