Wednesday, January 20, 2010

"ants" or something

This sign was left by the previous tenants at Bruce's new office. I wonder if they were putting as many errors as possible with the hopes of making it on some blog that makes fun of signs, because this thing is ridiculous.

The ants are "under control"? That's not the same as "gone." It could just mean they have calmed down and stopped carrying around things that are 10 to 50 times their body weight. But they will get all riled up again. You can't trust an ant.

Hi there, I was just wondering if you were aware that the quotation marks around "ants" was not in error. The "ants" in question are an essentially mythical creature (see this facebook page, below) and very few people genuinely believe in them.https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ants-Fact-or-fiction/29331929699

I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.