The world is stone cold place sometimes. You can't throw a baguette at a swan without drawing concerned looks from all the swans as they dart about the pond, desperately trying to avoid a collision with the French stick of bread, but eager to sink their beaks into it's crusty…

This is the new advertisement for the world famous and definitely legitimate parfum (perfume), Eternity. Straight from the musty cellars of the Palace of Sexy Secrets, presented by Seaton Kay-Smith, Nick Hunter and with Sam Egan and the ghost of Joshua Flowers. Eternity... An endless echo of olfactory divination.

Last year I started writing a play which was initially called, "Truth is Stranger Than Polar Bears". The concept of this play beyond the plot and the themes, was to write a play that had two people in it so that it would be easy to put on. My previous…