I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
Picture yourself at a disco. You have forgotten the actions to the Rocky Horror Show's biggest hit - The Time Warp. Let's ignore the fact that the actions are actually described in the lyrics to the song and instead use this handy guide so you can actually take it to those discos!
Don't dream it, be it!

Feel just as fabulous as Rocky Horror Picture Show's Dr. Frank-N-Furter in this artistic render of the mad scientist himself, from the vision of Erin N. Diaz of "Imagine: Art by Erin". Also available in the "Extra Fabulous" version.

When contaminated mayonnaise was placed on four cheeseburgers and left in the sun for three weeks, the Tenderloin Meat Juicy Burgers were born! Mutated by the special blend mayo, the burgers were now sentient beings, instructed in the martial arts by El Grande, an evolved burrito casually tossed out by a passing Mexican food truck. Together they battle the Grater, a nano-tech cheese grater hell-bent on shredding the Juicy Burgers into oblivion and ruling the food court. Time to Burger Up!