But for all his Mirfield upbringing, King Lear-this, Hamlet-that and Godot-the other, not to mention the definitive Ebenezer Scrooge (right...for tenuous Christmas angle), he will perhaps be best known by many as the Captain of the Starship Enterprise. That, or X-Men.

So to bring some festive cheer to The Media Blog we're asking you to suggest one of the many headlines we'll inevitably see on this story. Post your suggestions below. (Originally this was a competition, which is now closed, but feel free to post just for fun).