Honeybee Jokes

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee.

His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner,...

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A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!"

Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"

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A male honeybee's only job is to stay in the hive and impregnate the queen...

American response: "Those lucky bastards!"

British response: "Those poor bastards..."

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Five year old Johnny is walking with his father through the fields.

Johnny sees a patch of buttercups and stomps on them. His father says "Johnny, that's not a nice thing to do. Buttercups are beautiful and smell nice. So for you to learn a lesson, no butter for a year." Johnny looks sad and they carry on. Then Johnny sees a honeybee, runs and stomps on it. His fath...

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Don't do that.

One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly." Her father replied "Don't do that, butterflies are our friends. No butter for a week." A little while later the girl was playing and she clapped her hands and said "Daddy, daddy, I ...