Truly A Masterpiece

I only know him as the Hose Monster. I think his new title should be the “Barry White of the blogosphere”. This piece is one of the finest I’ve read all year. If my fianc? didn’t know me so well I would have lifted it verbatim, slipped it in an e-mail or maybe even a handwritten letter just to experience the gasp it would generate live and in person.

Like James Dean & Elvis, the Hose Monster not only gives the ladies what they want, he epitomizes cool while doing it.