Jessica: Well, of course they run, dear. [suddenly angry] When you spring yourself on them like that! Do you think I showed your father my mole on our first date? No. I had the good sense to wait until after we were married!

Penelope: I didn't show him my "mole", Mother. I showed him (leans over the bannister) my face!

Jessica: [after Penelope scares off a room full of potential suitors] What was that?

Penelope: Just speeding things up!

Jessica: (looks at the junk food on the table) And now you’re just going to make a pig of yourself?

Penelope: (opening a mini-pack of Ho-Ho's) No, that’s already been done for me!

Jessica: Stop that! (knocks Ho-Ho's out of her daughter’s hand)

Penelope: That was the last of the Ho-Ho’s! (gets up in a rage) Where’s your credit card? I’m going to the store!