rvd1242321 - will be good in the future, but it won't do much damage this season.
Eds - risky side. Can arguably win it, but also flop significantly. Hard to tell.
Johnners - mediocre.
Marcuss - really should win it.
mine - risky, but fairly good. Probably one of the stronger sides.
Himmanv - lacks big names. Will do reasonably well but won't really challenge.
Howe_zat - top side if they play on spinning pitches a lot. May struggle if they don't.
weeman27bob - should do pretty good. Should finish in the upper half of the comp.
GIMH - not even very strong by English standards.
Cevno - wickets may be an issue. Will probably be hard to beat but won't win much.
Noble One - mid-table side.
Spark - fairly strong, but rather risky.
Daemon/Flem274* - strugglers.
Cabinet96 - pretty solid side. One of the contenders.
GingerFurball - not nearly as strong as last season. Probably should do reasonably well though.
Prince EWS - strugglers, though the top 5 (except for Sibanda) is fairly strong.
Samuel_Vimes - meh. Pretty strong bowling attack though.

in the future where we're all social justice-y Cribb can ride down the street to pick up some raw milk from Coles on a motorised esky while smoking meth, firing an RPG into the air, and carrying the case of British-import Stella he's polygamously (and privately) married alongside a genderfluid Zambian businessperson and a coke-snorting 18-year-old cyborg girl.