Kane went home to Buffalo after the Blackhawks were eliminated, but returned to Chicago last week because he missed "the life." That would entail getting a black eye under mysterious circumstances, attending a Bulls game, and bringing home a woman who got a little camera-happy.

On May 4th, Kane attended the Bulls' game 2 against Atlanta, where he was photographed with a shiner. It had been more than week since he played his last game, so the question immediately becomes where he got it. Sure, he was sporting a cut after going face-first into the glass in game 7, but that hasn't stopped rumors about something going down at Cuvée nightclub. Without photographic evidence, we won't pursue that line.