1) The 21-year-old Oklahoman on page #2 was collared Sunday for drunk driving. And, no, we don’t know what is smeared on his face; 2) Nabbed for cocaine and pot possession, the 32-year-old Florida man on page #4 shares a nipple with that devil on his chest; 3) The blue-lipped lovely, 25, on page #5 was popped Sunday by Georgia cops for carrying an altered driver’s license and violating probation; 4) The 18-year-old Ms. Pac-Man fan on page #10 was jailed on a drug possession rap; 5) Arrested for narcotics possession, the 29-year-old Louisiana woman on page #13 has found a new use for duct tape; and 6) The smiling Oklahoma man, 48, on page #14 was jailed Wednesday for domestic abuse. (14 pages)