I wholeheartedly concur with this. Why is it that most women with law degrees who are portly can get away thinking they are equivalent to rock stars simply by virtue of their JD degrees? In my country, these type of women are referred to as water buffaloes and are not viewed as sexually attractive.

Harry Vuittone

WTF!!!!

I went to a great law school, made law review, passed the bar, got a job in a top NYC law firm, and spent $2,000 on my professional wardrobe , and the best that the law firm has to offer is this? OMFG!

Talk about the F***ing grinch who stole friggin’ Christmas! I demand a do-over!

Guano Dubango

It is strange that this man can be led around by this woman, just because of her feminine charms, but read on to #7 below (who ismuch like me and my family back in Accra):

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life:

(1) The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes. ” (2) The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide. ” (3) The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back? (4) ” The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown? ” (5) The Interior Designer – who tells her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it! ” (6) The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest! ” and (7) The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still! ”

No one wants a woman who is too aggressive. I say it is best for a woman to follow your man’s direction.

Ellen

FOOEY on Guana!

I refuse to be #7 for men in bed. We are the ONE’s with the power, and WE should NOT let men have sex with us if we Can NOT take control of things. After all, we do NOT want to get PREGENENT. FOOEY on that! FOOEY on Guana!

Magic Circle Jerk

1) Job at v10 firm as straight window dressing after full URM scholarship at top-tier law school? check
2) No requirement to actually show up or dress for work? check
3) White jewish guy to do all my work? check
4) Muffin Top? Oh yeah!
5) Enough money for fake fun bags? OFS!
LIVING THE DREAM!

Vick Vaughn

Hey, I oughta be able to bag a better babe than this porker. I don’t care how blue my cohones may get. I am not porking this beeotch.