These Girls Reveal The Most Entertaining Blow Job Stories

These Girls Reveal The Most Entertaining Blow Job Stories

A universal truth for all male species: they all love blow jobs and have quite some blow job stories to tell. On the other hand, girls have had their fair share of entertaining stories about giving head. Being the giver, some girls have a unique way of making sure that their guy is having the time of his life – or at least getting entertained in a comical way.

No doubt, giving head requires talent and years and years of practice. Before they become a pro, some of these naughty girls spill their most entertaining blow job stories. Warning: some can be cringe-worthy and downright hilarious.

1. This Girl Who Inhaled… But It Was Not Oxygen

“I was coming up for air mid-blowjob, and the guy came in my nose.” – Kellie, 26 y.o.

2. This Girl Who Ruined Her “Blow Job Reputation”

“I almost threw up on a dick because I was so drunk and he shoved it down so far. I was in eighth grade (#slutty). And I even threw up all over his floor. Worst part was that everyone in my hometown found out about it. Needless to say, I had a bad reputation.” – Anne, 21 y.o.

3. This Girl Who Saw Something Gross

“He was uncircumcised and when he took off his boxers, I saw something green. I tried not to be sick but it put me off the deed for a decade.” – Anonymous

4. This Girl Who Choked… It Was Romantic

“I gave him a blowjob, and I could tell he was really enjoying it. He didn’t let me know at all that he was finishing. I started choking after inhaling at the wrong moment.” – Unknown

5. This Girl Who Had Sound Effects When She Was Giving Head

“I was giving him head and then he farted, out loud. Can’t blame him for getting all relaxed though.” – Anonymous

6. The Friend Who Got a Black Eye

“One of my friends was drunk in college and blowing a guy on her bed. She whipped her top off and flung herself off the bed and hit the corner of her eye on the desk. She had a black eye.” – Katie, 25 y.o.

7. This Life Of The Party

“My boyfriend and I were at a party and it was getting kinda boring. We snuck off into the other room and I started to suck him off. The door opened and everybody was there, while my boyfriend came in my mouth!” – Anonymous

8. This Girl Who Left a Mark

“My boyfriend begged me for a blowjob (not a fan). While at it, I heard him say “Ow!” My teeth ripped some of his skin off.” – Unknown

9. This Girl Who Pissed Off Her Parents

“We were watching a movie in my basement and I started making my moves to give him a blowjob. My mom caught us and my dad dragged him out of the house.” – Unknown

10. This Girl Who Said The Worst Thing She Could Say At The Time

“I said, ‘Oh yeah, my last boyfriend was super huge so this will be a piece of cake’.” – Unknown

Whether they ended up pleasuring the guy or scaring him off with these blow job stories, these girls surely learned a thing or two. A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do.

Got any entertaining blow job stories to share? leave it in the comments below!