Kekistan Armed Forces

Armed Forces of Kekistan

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The Kekistan Armed Forces are the federally funded forces of the People's Republic of Kekistan. It is divided into three branches: the Kekistani National Army, the Kekistani Reclamatory Fleet and the Kek Air Force.

The Armed Forces, formally known as the Kekistani Independence Army, or KIA, was founded on July 16th, 2015 as a response to the prophesied Donald J. Trump's announcement that he would be running to become President of the United States of America.

The Armed Forces have been in many engagements during the ongoing Great Meme War against the forces of the demon Hillary the Crooked and her allies including SJWs and Normies. One of the greatest of these engagements was the Presidential Election on November 8th, 2016 where the Armed Forces of Kekistan (with the aid of the Shitposting Shadow Corps) were able to secure the Presidency of God Emperor Trump through shitposting memes and trolling the mainstream media who had throughout God Emperor Trump's campaign slandered him and the Kekistani people.

In the aftermath of the victory of the God Emperor, and his ascension to throne of POTUS, an insurgency was launched by the followers of Lizard queen, Clinton. One of the leaders of this insurgency was Shia Labeouf, who in Operation HWNDU (He Will Not Divide Us), started recruiting militants to join him under his banner. However, these recruitment camps were shut down by the Armed Forces of Kekistan. This forced Labeouf and his SJW followers into hiding in Tennessee. Here he continued in his attempt to overthrow the honourable God Emperor, by once more raising the false flag of HWNDU. Despite this, the Kekistani intelligence services managed to find the militant encampment and take down the false flag of Labeouf. In its stead, a Pepe t-shirt and a Make America Great Again cap was raised.

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The vast majority of the KIA is made up of militia that are called forth whenever the situation requires it; they get an objective and execute it as they see fit. The small regular army is trained, disciplined and deals with precision shitposting which requires tact.

As the supreme tactician for the KIA, GeneraalofGG creates overall strategy and executes it. The Generaal is a veteran from smaller conflicts in the Meme War, including GamerGate and MAGA3X. He believes in the use of superior strategy, philosophy and discipline in order to defeat the enemy, often citing war texts and history books to show his troops how to do it.

General ImmortalKraut handles the Meme Division, which is tasked with Meme logistics. Under his command, he has shown to be a capable commander to make sure a steady stream of salt can be mined regularly on Twitter, and brought back to Kekistan itself.

Grand Admiral Tyrone is in control of the whole Kekistani Reclaimatory Fleet. Tyrone was recently elected president of the Republic of Kekistan, but he will remain the grand admiral of the Kekistani Navy.

Known primarily for its use of the broken wing display to lure cry out into the open and then ambushed them. this has resulted in a proud tradition of Kekastani warriors using what is called among the soldiers as phishing expeditions. During the Phishing maneuver a group of Warriors will take positions on the battlefield seemingly untenable and exposed, This tactic Is presently effective as most opposing armies will take the perceived opportunity to attack full force, the warriors on this Expedition also called trolls then Retreat into an ambush; with a surprising number of generals that pursue where a second and third squad attack from the sides and rear in order to gain an advantage.

Not much is known about the Kekistani Special Forces, except there vast knowledge of memes, tactics and perfect skills in meme-warfare. A common Kekistani Special Forces tactic is posing as cucks on Reddit, Tumblr, 4chan, Facebook and other areas of the Internet cucks can be found and gaining information.Blasting Shadilay by P.E.P.E is also a very efficient tactic.

The only way to get into the Kekistani Special Forces is to go through the harsh selection process, torturing recruits with Riley J. Dennis, Milo Stewart, TYT, CNN and other areas of annoying cuckistani propaganda.

Colonel Hantarku Makhov, 6th Brigade, KEK Expeditionary Force, Commanding. Col Makhov is the senior ground force commander in the homeland theater where Kekistani forces are currently working to liberate their occupied territories from (enemy) Normistan and Cuckistan forces.

The Northrop Grumman F-14E is the front-line intercept & air-superiority fighter for the Kekistan Military. Distinct from the U.S. Navy version are its vectored thrust nozzles designed in collusion with the Russians (based on their similiar Su-30 MKM system) -this gives the "Tomkek" variant beyond-stall-maneuverability that greatly enhances its visual-range low-speed dogfighting abilities. Iran is the only other country currently flying the F-14 since Dick (Cuck) Cheny ordered all remaining American F-14's to be scrapped due to high costs. The F/K-35 Thunder-Rod is set to replace the Tomkeks sometime inthe next 3 fiscal years.

Colonel Pepquez is the senior officer commanding all aviation assets in the Kekistani Military

Lockheed Martin F/K-35 Thunder-Rod Block-III variant for the KEK Air Force (KAF); The “KEK” variant has a distinctive tandem two-seat configuration in keeping with the KAF doctrine that all pilots need a back-seater like Mavrick needed Goose in TOPGUN. Kekistani test pilots complain the airframe is sluggish and underperforms against existing KAF and KAF-adversarial aircraft. Lockheed Martin corporation has lobbied the Kekistani Parliament hard for the sale, and the American-Kekistan Public Affairs Council (AK-PAC) as secured U.S. Congressional underwriting for the program on the assumption that the sale goes through. The Republic of Kekistan would pay for 12% of each airframe under the deal which is opposed by senior KAF officers.