A Jewish Horror Movie

Khunrum emails: It appears to me that Luke has written the perfect movie with a Jewish twist. All we need are some middle aged Jewish players (no sex) to play the various parents, friends and therapists who can’t stand Luke and don’t want their daughters marrying a guy who is jobless and has nowhere to sleep when his car is in the shop. I say one plumb role should go to our very own Fred Nek. Chaim Amalek for a therapist and although I’m not Jewish, I’ll fly out to play the mechanic who tells Luke he can’t have his Datsun back unless he pays in full…no checks. btw it appears that there is an automotive link throughout Luke’s adult life. First he was sleeping in a car and now he’s sleeping in a garage. Luke, have you ever considered a position at Ford Motors.

Chaim Amalek emails: Why not try your hand at a horror movie? You meet a nice Jewish Girl, fall in love with her, marry (“Honestly Levi, I am wayyy into older guys”), and then…..she converts to Seventh Day Adventism. After telling you she is pregnant. She begins eating pork in front of you. She decides to raise the kid as a Christian. She starts blogging about your Jewish eccentricities. But you cannot leave her because she makes big bucks and besides, AT has merged with Scientology, and the rabbis forbid it to you.