I think I know the reason for the lack of entries: techy types like us aren't the types to write non-techy arty farty poems. This is the reason that I haven't entered.

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I have to agree, most geeks don't have a backbone
You all panic when taken out of your comfort zone.
If the contest requires some lingual classes
All you do is complain, and act like asses.

I've never written a poem before
I just talk my usual crap and make it rhyme, it's not a chore
So techy or not, just find some words that sound the same
Otherwise you'll never have an SSD, and your peers will consider you lame

I have to agree, most geeks don't have a backbone
You all panic when taken out of your comfort zone.
If the contest requires some lingual classes
All you do is complain, and act like asses.

I've never written a poem before
I just talk my usual crap and make it rhyme, it's not a chore
So techy or not, just find some words that sound the same
Otherwise you'll never have an SSD, and your peers will consider you lame

High up above, in the heavenly skies,
Sit Erocker, Mussels and the rest of the guys.
Looking down on us mortals, the nerds with our words.
Ready to punish, infractions deserved.
Our leader "The W1zzard", we're obliged to revere.
Comparatively speaking, Fallout's "Overseer"
"So to all let us HAIL!! The TPU mods!!"
Or fear the wrath of the TPU Gods!!

Upon TechPowerUp's throne sits the mighty W1zzard
High in a silicon castle, clouded by blizzards
At his feet rest the mods, ban-hammering the users
People that mods like Mussels, Kriej and Sneekypeet think might be losers

We all come for knowledge, glory, and power
At the end of the stability test comes our finest hour
But little did we know, we're all stuck forever in the W1zzard's keep
Stuck here forever just like DanTheBanjoman's sheep

6543 3d mark05 ye ye not good but look at the processor /uknown as still not benched

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i know how hard it is to be a mod
some members say you think you are god
i often see members say fxxx the rules
but that's only because they are fools
they often tell you that you are a moron and can't spell
so i tell them i have a banstick, and that they smell
being a mod is often a hard life,
but being an awkward devil gets you a ban for life

i know how hard it is to be a mod
some members say you think you are god
i often see members say fxxx the rules
but that's only because they are fools
they often tell you that you are a moron and can't spell
so i tell them i have a banstick, and that they smell
being a mod is often a hard life,
but being an awkward devil gets you a ban for life