Nicole Scherzinger can’t quit Lewis Hamilton

After ending their five-year relationship last month, Nicole Scherzinger and Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton are back together. I bet it’s because Nicole has such a great personality. A source told The Sun:

“They are planning to meet and work out how on earth they can maintain a relationship with their lifestyles. They both know this is the final chance to make it work. Even though they spend so much time apart in different countries because of their work commitments, they were constantly on the phone and text messaging.

“She always felt complete with him in her life. That’s why she’s found the last month virtually impossible. Some days she was so upset it was a real battle for her to even get out of bed and go to work at ‘The X Factor’ auditions. She’s been distraught but is very good at hiding her real feelings in public. After all, this is the man she still hopes to marry one day. This might be Lewis’ homeland but he’s hardly ever here and the reality is that Nicole has felt very alone. She loves his family but she’s not close enough to his friends to call them her own. While Nicole’s team say the couple are still officially broken up, both are desperate to resolve the situation.”

Wow, you don’t usually hear of B-listers putting this type of effort into a “who gives a crap” relationship like this one. I suppose it could be true love for Nicole and Lewis, or it’s more likely that Mr. Hamilton is a tripod of a man. Sorry, I’m not trying to be crass — I’m only basing my opinion on every song ever recorded by Nicole. Am I right? Her entire body of work has has been an ode to getting more dingaling in her life, so my comments shouldn’t be seen as offensive in any way. And if they are, good. I have to grow you kids up properly sooner or later.