Cheering men at the Dog and Gun pub located on Thepen Islands today broke the world record for ignoring the rest of Great Britain. As Bradley Wiggins and the rest of the men's cycling team broke a world record, the third time competitors from Great Britain have managed it at the current olympic games. Barman Gordon Blur told our reporters "It's fucking great, England are back. We've won the olympics again, it makes me proud to be an Englishman, and not a fucking jock or taff, because they have never won anything."

Pub regular Ray Cist commented "It's amazing how we have gone to the olympics and the English team have beaten every world record ever, and we've done it without any darkies in the team! Not even a sun tan between them."

Psychologists at Notareal University commented "It's a phenomena known as Smalldickicus, it manifests when men have such small penises that they get over excited about sporting events involving their country. Not only this but if a country close to theirs, or in this case an island containing neighbouring countries, gains any measure of success they claim it as their own and try to pass off this success as a replacement for having a normal sized penis."