I’m a guru. I like words, so I won’t mince them. I’m going to teach you to telepathically sense new coupons in the marketplace.

RetailMeNot would have you download its app, search for coupons and get in-store deal notifications while you’re on the go. You could do that. Or you could try my approach: to just feel the deal, baby! Once you learn to clear your mind and let the discounts come to you, your BF savings strategy will be light years ahead of the competition. That’s why the French call my method le game changer.

You know, I liked the way that last paragraph ended, so I’m calling it there.