Which Theater Pub Blogger Are You?

You keep up with the San Francisco Theater Pub Blog like the cool kid that you are, but which blogger are you most like? Don't worry, the quiz will tell you. And it is 1000% correct almost all the time.

Completed 0 of 12 questions.

1

Which actor would you cast to play you?

Ken Jennings

Campbell Scott

Rosalind Russell

Mayim Bialik

Chris Pratt

Catherine Tate

The kid from the AT&T commercial who talks about grapes and raisins.

Greta Gerwig

2

What is your bullshit spirit animal?

North American Brown Bat

Owl

The "Put a Bird on it" Bird

Lolcat

Flying Monkey

Phoenix

BEAR

The hippopotamus (but only when eating a pumpkin).

3

Pick your favorite play

Polaroid Stories

The Front Page

One Flea Spare

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Our Country's Good

Talley's Folly

Six Degrees of Separation

Hamlet

4

If you could have a drink with one famous playwright, who would it be and what would you drink?

How would you review your life as a play?

A lot of unexpected slapstick in this melodrama...or maybe it's a drama...no, comedy. This play doesn't know what genre it wants to be but successfully balances the lines between. It's ambitious and adventurous and it is hard not to leave without a smile. Plus, the leading lady is a sweet piece of ace.

Who knew that's where it was going?

The dancing could use a little work! The play had an overabundance of heart but perhaps this material is better suited for a sitcom.

The actors all seemed drunk.

First act: Mostly unfocused with occasional moments of breathtaking clarity. A too-long intermission allowing for too much drinking (but enough bathroom breaks). Second act: Too many musical numbers, but ultimately I loved it. It was much better than "Cats;" I'll see it again and again.

If you can manage the leap of faith required to get behind such a sentimental tale, the bulk of this romantic misadventure will leave you smiling through bittersweet tears and rooting for a guy you kind of want to strangle but also maybe sleep with.

The first act showed precocious promise; the second act seemed directionless and unfocused at times. Overall I found it charming and amusing, though it's kind of a "white people problems" play.