Well the problem isnt really whether we can afford them. We are going to get a few trillion from our friends in Columbia and Obama. Its part of our
worldwide stimulus plan that is included free of charge with the party. The only problem will be is if they are still alive. They are getting up
there and with all the death and destruction around us they might not make it.

But we gotta get KISS too. In fact I am going to be in a pimp suit, with cane and hat and Gene Simmons make up on. I am even going to get a
prosthetic tounge to impress the ladies

Yeah I cant really imagine doing it with an Alien without a little Barry White singing "Lets Get It On." That next day is going to be rough when I
wake up with an Alien on one side and a Monkey on the other. That should give me that extra push I need to go to rehab...

Yeah everytime I have Monkey Sex I get a case of the Herp. Its tough times. Gotta be careful. But you know according to the herp pharm commercials
you have a better life once you get Herperized. You get to go biking and kayaking and all kind of cool stuff.

Well of course their are going to be pirates we are going to throw this baby in Africa. It just wouldnt be right to not invite the Somali pirates
since they are just down the street. If you know some Ninjas you can invite them. I havent partied with Ninjas since college.

Well the truth is that is my job. I am a disinfo agent whose job is to get everyone excited about the end of the world. The pays not great but the
perks rule. You cant really beat working for the NWO since they rule the world and all.

The problem is, you can't count on dying. You might be one of the lucky ones to survive. It would be a shame if you did permanent damage to
yourself in the expectation of not having to live with the results.

Like the saying goes, "If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."

Did you see how he ripped up that flyer in the video?????
He's such a BaD AsSS!!
How does he get away with it?

we should have a steel cage match 2, with all the meat-heads.
You know.....the muscle heads with the barbed wire tatoos n'sh*y who hang out infront of the ladies room trying to pick up chics???

Put em' ALL in the steel cage, juiced up on steroids PCP and whiskey, no water, and let em' kill each other til there's only 1 left.
Then u take him, and let one of the ninjas be-head him, samurai style!
Budweiser will probably sponsor something like this.!

Excellent post. Glad to see I am not the only nut on here. This whole thread has been a blast. Thanks for contributing. Maybe I shouldnt have made
all those God cracks though because now I got a bat or a bird in my basement.

Excellent post. Glad to see I am not the only nut on here. This whole thread has been a blast. Thanks for contributing. Maybe I shouldnt have made
all those God cracks though because now I got a bat or a bird in my basement.

all people are nuts, just to different degrees. with all the talk and worry with the swine flu on the tv, on the nets, and in your local newspaper
its a good relief to get away from such and just laugh.

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