Friday, December 26, 2008

iven the choice between keeping your streets ice-free so you and your kids won't have to skid into oncoming traffic or off a bridge, or possibly adding about .0000000234 percent more salt to a nearby vast body of salt water, you shouldn't have to guess which one liberals are going to make for you.

"If we were using salt, you'd see patches of bare road because salt is very effective," Alex Wiggins, chief of staff for the Seattle Department of Transportation, said. "We decided not to utilize salt because it's not a healthy addition to Puget Sound."

If it gets you and your loved ones horribly killed, even when all your deaths are totally in vain as well as completely preventable, at least you can take comfort in the fact that your permanent departure from their precious Mother Gaia™ will temporarily make liberals feel about .0000000234 percent less angry at everyone and everything than they usually are.