Summary

Chris enjoys weddings, on the whole. Like the guy in Pirates of the Caribbean said, drinks all round! They’re a bit... sometimes they’re a bit much, that’s all. People at weddings tend to forget that marriage in general, and blissful monogamous unions in particular, are not necessarily a goal shared by everyone in the room.

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(Series: tumblr prompt challenge-to-self, an attempt to test just how many characters can be paired with Chris Giacometti)