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Jeremy Piven’s Head Skills Suck

*giggling* Oh Jeremy Piven. How embarrassing is THIS?! Hooked up with a stripper…no really…her blog is called “Diary of an Angry Stripper“…and she blogged about how boring it was when he was going down on her. *cackling*

As always, please go check out my man Michael K’s DListed for the full length article but here’s a sample of his snark:

It’s not surprising to hear that Jeremy Piven has the Ambien of tongues, but it is surprising to hear that he actually licks chocha. Here I was thinking that Jeremy Piven is a selfish slut who only cares about getting his.