Cardiology, you poor tortured soul with a horrible life. Let’s be honest, you got yourself into this.

Psychiatry [Ned Stark] – Let’s Face it, most of your kind do not have a good head on their shoulders. (Please tell me you saw season One by now!)
Emergency Medicine Went in for noble aspirations but you take care of the strangest of the strage. Sometimes your ER seems infested with White Walkers, you are our first defense. Also people love to tell you: “You know nothing Jon Snow.”

OB/GYN [Cersei] – Stressed-out queen/diva having all these babies getting in the way of the Iron Throne (OR). You don’t want to run into her on a bad day. Might as well unwind again with a glass of red.

Internal Medicine [Tyron] – Quick witted and a strong intellect. Unfortunately you are always dumped on.
Nurses [House Tyrel] – Your greatest ally or your greatest enemy
Med Students [Arya Stark] – Not able to be left on their own, asks a lot of questions, and will probably stab you with needle

That Nurse on the 4th Floor [Varys] – She knows EVERYTHING, has her hand in EVERYTHING, and pretty much runs the show

Plastics [Daenerys] – You look nice, you seem nice… but all your skills are being wasted in a far away land.

Neurosurgery [Robb Stark] – Very Noble, but one small error has disaterous consequences. ‘Crippling’ disaster!

Nurse Practitioners [Stannis Baratheon] – Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the title

Pediatrics [Tommen] – You are someone easy to deal with.

Bone, cut. Hodor

Family Medicine (Night’s watch) – Some enter nobly, some are forced into it’s ranks, and most come from lands far, far away

Anesthesia [The Faceless Assassin] – Before your patients get to know you, you knock them out