What’s with these shoes?

We saw a lot of odd fashions down at the parade Saturday- like gold, lame leggings, a group of guys in Client No. 9 T-shirts and lots of muffin tops. Actually, it was probably 10-1 muffin top. Frigh-ten-ing. And then there were these shoes. People were pointing out her feet all night. We estimated the soles to be a good ten inches (and I was still taller. Ughh.)

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You wrote about the press pass holder last week. Now that I see it, I have a question. Does it “zip” closed? Does it hang on a chain or use a clip? I have my work badge in a similar type holder and it’s tearing. Seeing as my employer is VERY stingy in giving out new holders, I thought I would find out if I could replace it with this.
Thanks!
Jen
P.S The shoes are HIDEOUS!

Jen, it’s just a basic plastic sleeve. My dad drills a hole in it just large enough for me to push the chain through. The holder usually lasts about six months, and then cracks, but that’s not bad considering I wear it 5 to 6 days a week and toss the thing around all the time.

I later saw that girl with the shoes in handcuffs outside Jillian’s trying to kick out the window of a cop car. She was then taken out and laid on the ground until the paddy wagon came. Clearly she was as classy as her attire.

I just learned something new! I thought a muffin top was hat of some sort. Now is it still a muffin top if the girl doesn’t have that hunk of flab hanging over the top? I’ve seen that look very nice if the gal learns to stay away from the Ben & Jerry’s.