Attention non-Jimbos: Since you will not cease your non-Jimboistic ways, the true Jimbos will be forced to take care of your non-Jimbo business much as they did yesterday. Why did the non-Jimbos lose yesterday? Certainly not because of Jimbo Kershaw's excellent outing, although he was a major factor. No, the non-Jimbos lost because simply because they exist in a state of non-Jimboness. This vicious cycle of unJimbobility, if you will, causes pain, suffering, and losing — which leads to more non-Jimboism. Conform now, non-Jimbos. It is the only path to becoming one with your Jimboness.