The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

I successfully resisted the urge to email this to Pelosi. I had gone as far as calling up her government web page but then reconsidered...especially seeing as how I do work for a government contractor and do have a very high security clearance. No need to have my name on any more lists, seeing as how I'd bought several guns last month which probably put me on someone's right-wing extremist list.