HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! How about a trade? You let me borrow your hat, I let you borrow my jock. {pulls out a dirty athletic supporter}

POM POM:{angry bubbles}

{Pom Pom throws the 8-ball at Homestar, who flees screen left.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, never mind!

{page turn to close up of Coach Z in the locker room}

COACH Z: You lost a prat of your uniform!?

{wider shot of Coach Z and Homestar, who is looking embarrassed}

COACH Z: Well, it's like I always say. A man's uniform {cross fade to The Chalkboard, which has a hat drawn on it and is embellished as Coach Z speaks} is like a temple, wherein he keeps his {slowly, confused} uniform when he's not using it. {"torchdown?" appears on the chalkboard}

{Chalkboard is pushed up to a two shot of Coach Z and Homestar. Homestar looks annoyed.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, are you suggesting that my hat is inside my hat?

COACH Z: No, I'm suggesting that—

{close up of Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well good, 'cause I already looked and it's not there.

Homestar's mouth is in the same shape as in the book when he says "Where my hat is at?"

This is the second tenth anniversary remake of a book, the first being Strongest Man in the World. In both cases, the conclusion is changed from the original book, but Homestar still expects the original conclusion to take place.

Almost all of the scenes of the cartoon are taken directly from the original book. A few images are different, however. For example, the refrigerator contents are in a different order in the cartoon. Also, the meat on the grill is a ribeye in the book and a T-bone in the cartoon.

His claim that he uses the car all the time despite the fact it has never been seen outside of the book is a reference to keep cool, where Strong Bad made the claim that he uses a certain pool all the time despite the fact that it hadn't been seen since the Theme Song Video.