"In this episode Fergie's sister sees the dashing Argentinian polo player attacked by a crazed kangaroo, which is driven off by the Queen's corgis. Meanwhile Prince Andrew has run his ship aground in Alice Springs ...!"

"I'd better remove this in case we get attacked by football hooligans!" / "I thought you told me I'd get nowhere by lying!" / "Yeah... those mornings after 14 pints and a curry!" / "The road to riches... step one... get an ad agency to pay you squillions to advertise financial advice...!"