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Which Zodiac Sign Are You NOT Sexually Compatible With?

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

People have been using the stars to guide them for centuries. We can literally follow constellations to navigate the seas, and our ancestors were also pretty confident that the alignment of the stars could shed light on the unknown aspects of their lives and futures as well. Fortune, whether or good or bad, could be sussed out by the position of the stars in the sky. So, too, could life's greater mysteries, like happiness and love.

If you believe it's true that the astrological alignment of the stars has an influence over various factors in your life, then there's little doubt some people just aren't meant to be together, right? Some signs of the zodiac ae just put together in a way that doesn't mesh with others. That doesn't mean you'll hate each other, or that you can't even have a relationship with those people. But it does mean that perhaps, in the grand scheme of things, you don't click as well as you should or could. Like water meeting oil, some signs are not super compatible with others, and if we're talking about a sexual relationship, wouldn't it be best to make sure it was working as well as it could? Of course, it would! So let's find out what sign you're not going to click with by taking the quiz!

How much faith do you have in the accuracy of horoscopes anyway?

I'm all about them.

Not a ton

Depends on the horoscope

Just bits and pieces of them

Do you check your horoscope on a daily basis to see what the universe has in store for you?

You bet I do.

Nah

Not daily, but every once in a while

It's just whenever I think of it.

Is your horoscope a first thing in the morning priority or just whenever you stumble across it?

I'll probably check over breakfast.

Only if I randomly run across one

Maybe I'll check during a lull in my day.

Could be any time, really.

Do you believe there are people in the world who have psychic powers?

100%

I doubt it.

Probably?

I think so, but I think there are even more frauds who pretend to have powers.

Do you find astrology or tarot cards to be more insightful overall?

I like them both.

Tarot seems more fun.

I prefer astrology.

I've never actually had a tarot reading.

What's the one thing you find most important in a sexual partner?

An emotional connection

Spontaneity

Passion

Commitment

Are you comfortable talking about sex with your partner in just a casual, everyday setting?

Well, within reason

100%

About some stuff, but then I get self-conscious

Not in the least

You and your partner have to attend a wedding, but just as you're about to leave, your partner suggests a quickie that'll make you late. Are you going for it?

It's not the right time.

Heck yeah, I'm in!

Well, super quick, I guess.

Of course not, that's uncool.

Is it ever the right time to French kiss a partner in public?

Save that for indoors.

I'm cool with PDA.

Kissing is fine, but French? I dunno.

Sure, go to town!

Have you ever had such a passionate evening that you injured yourself in bed by accident?

What? Never.

Nah, I just got exhausted.

Yeah, one time

It happens sometimes.

Do you have a rich fantasy life that you're willing to share with your partner?

I'd rather keep that private.

I love getting into fantasy with my partner.

I'll share some aspects of that, sure.

My fantasy life isn't that rich.

Do you fall prey to lust at first sight or love at first sight more often?

Neither, really

Love, for sure

I'm a lust person through and through.

I've only ever experienced love at first sight once.

Can you identify your zodiac constellation in the night sky?

Wait, what?

I can't but I saw it once!

I'd have to Google it.

I think so!

There's a popular story that some people would rather have chocolate than sex. What about you?

I'd go for chocolate most times, I think.

Seriously? Who picks chocolate?

What if we had both?

Yeah, that depends on the day.

Do you want a partner who suggests new things in the bedroom all the time?

Not really

Yes!

Within reason

Maybe not all the time, but sometimes

Would you rather have a fully monogamous relationship or an open relationship?

I'm much happier with a monogamous partner.

Open sounds cool.

I'd be willing to try an open relationship with some rules.

I can't handle an open relationship.

How often would you be having sex if it was totally up to you?

A couple of times a week, I suppose.

Daily

More than once a day

Maybe once a week

Do you ever make use of toys in the bedroom?

I don't see the point.

Sometimes

You better believe it!

It's happened before.

Are you willing to tell a partner if they're not doing what you need them to do in bed?

I'd just try to end it quickly.

Of course

I could maybe offer some suggestions.

Not at all

Your partner suggests skinny dipping. Are you in?

No thanks

I love it!

Where?

Maybe if I have a drink or two first

Have you ever cheated on a partner in the past?

Nah, that's not me.

Just once

More than once

I never would.

Have you ever found out that a partner cheated on you?

I suspected one, but I don't know for sure.

Nope

Once or twice

Yes!

Would you consider using a dating app to meet a stranger for a hookup?

Never

Heck yeah!

I've tried it.

Maybe, but it's not super likely.

Has your relationship ever gotten to the point where you felt like you needed help spicing it up?

Yes

Never

It never hurts to keep it spicy.

I'm not sure what that even means.

Do you have to have feelings for someone to have sex with them?

Of course!

You just have to want it.

Not really

It makes it better, yeah.

Do you want a long-term relationship right now or are you more interested in flings?

I want long-term.

Somewhere in the middle

I just want to have fun.

I have no idea.

How much importance do you place on foreplay?

Not that much

It's integral.

Sometimes it's the best part.

It's good, but you can skip it in a pinch.

Has a partner ever told you they were unhappy with your sex life?

I've heard it before.

Of course not

No one's ever come out and said it, but you could tell there were issues.

Hasn't come up

Do you like someone who gets a little noisy in the heat of the moment?

Ugh. No.

A little encouragement never hurt.

Depends on the noise, but yeah.

That can get weird fast.

How much effort are you willing to put into making a relationship works?

A lot

Sometimes it's just not worth it.

Well, a reasonable amount

Really depends on the relationship

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