I want it painted black

God I got a new one. We have a penthouse and it was DND for 3 days. Okay no biggie. Guest goes to check out except he's a bond guest and to authorise his deposit back we need to check the room. He asks real casual to use the bathroom while we check the room - and sprints from the building. We go up to the penthouse and our once formally cream and gold apartment is now painted completely matte black. Gold glitter sprinkled on the walls in the bedroom and black glitter everywhere else, he had a real vision in mind. Ceilings, walls, skirting boards, everything, completely black. The funniest thing about it was he did a really fucking good job. We should hire him once we finish prosecuting.