She didn't do too badly either, it turns out, placing 5th overall in a night full of amazing performances and raised libidos.

Her great showing wasn't through any help from her husband, though. Thunderball and the Bitch were tied going into the second round. When a random number pick determined who could choose to go first or make the other go instead (not an enviable position), the winner turned to his wife and said, "Ladies first!" Ouch.

Somehow the discord strengthened them, and Thunderball and Sonic Bitch ended up sharing more than a bed that very night. It was announced just before the couple traveled to Los Angeles for the 2013 Dark Horse competition that Sonic Bitch was indeed having a US Air Guitar baby.

Kit is now 10 weeks old, and his mommy and daddy are signed up once again to compete against each other, trying to activate their Wonder Twin powers to dethrone the Savior of Kansas City air guitar Friday May 16 at the Recordbar!

2011 was the first US Air Guitar experience for CindAIRella (Beth Olson, last year's St. Louis champ, formerly Crystal Richter) and Iron Dragon (Justin Fox, formerly Johnny B. Fanfuckingtastic), but it was a life-changer. The happy couple bonded while 2010 US Air Guitar champ Romeo DanceCheetah (Matt Cornelison) performed a halftime sexy mating ritual onstage with an unsuspecting crowd member, and they've been an item ever since.

Here's what else you need to know about the 2014 Kansas City US Air Guitar Qualifier:

Two-time National Finalist Peter "Stiff" Dickens (Peter Dickens) and 2013 Des Moines champ The CorpAIRation (Brian Reeves) will re-ignite a rivalry so intense that it was quelled in the off-season only by the unexpected appearance of freshly printed stacks of Jeffersons from an unidentified source.

The Stack Attack (Amy Stack) and Stackhammer (Mike Stack) are NOT in the above category of romantic partners and are, in fact, brothair and sistair.

Dapper Dan (Steven Fuller) and Freddy Fingers (Kirby Minor) were first-timers last year but are out for blood in 2014, yo.

If you bring your kids, make sure they don't leave with BOB (Nathan Victor).

Oh yeah. Sorry for burying the lead. In case you don't live in Kansas City or can't make it, we are livestreaming the whole damn thing on the web! (Tweet a great big thank you to @CurtMcMillanKC and let him know how excited you are for some live US Air Guitar video.)