But is this all just a totally insane hoax? Maybe not. Vice managed to contact BiteLabs and spoke to a "Kevin," who claims that while BiteLabs wants to promote "widespread discussion about bioethics, lab-grown meats, and celebrity culture," he is "100 percent serious" about "making celebrity meat a reality."

Kevin also wants to know what other celebrities you might be interested in eating, so if you're not throwing up into your mouth a little bit right now, tweet at BiteLabs with the hashtag #EatCelebrityMeat. Anyone could be next! Salami L. Jackson, Andouille Garfield, Beyoncewurst — the possibilities are endless!