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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Al Gore stopped by today. You wouldn't believe how much that guy sweats.He blames global warming, but Bill had the thermostat permanently set to58 degrees when he was in the oval office. He said it improved his view,whatever that means. Anyway, Gore is always sweating. He actually leavesthe seat wet when he stands up. It's disgusting....

Anyway, he was sweating even worse than normal today. He was wearing anarmy helmet and what appeared to be an accessorizing vest. He said I hadto save the world from the climate Nazi's. This intrigued me, as newlycrowned king of the world, I thought I should know about any problemswith those bastard Nazi's. To quote a great man "Nazi's? I hate thoseguys!"

So Gore goes on to tell me where all the Nazi's are. "They are hiding inour factories, and in our schools. They are killing us as we speak."Well that caused me to scream. The Secret Service burst in asked wherethe woman in distress was. I said I was in distress. They just shooktheir head and said something about spending too much time withGeithner. Then things got worse when Gore started consoling me. He saidI sounded "almost like a man" when I screamed. Not the way I wanted tospend my day.

Al went on to say that we needed massive cuts in carbon emissions. Healso said we needed a Manhattan project. If memory serves, the ideabehind the Manhattan project was to kill a bunch of foreigners. I askedif that would help this time. Al said no- "the enemy is the UnitedStates." Cheese and crackers! I couldn't order a nuclear strike on theUnited States, could I?