I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Yeah Right

This is Australia model Jessica Hart cavorting on Bondi Beach in Sydney. Since I happened to have lived a couple miles away, I don't for a moment believe it.

Bondi is a topless beach. A totally naked beach is just around the bend, so Bondi is actually where the prudes go to sun and fun and no self-respecting gal with any stuff at all would be caught dead wearing a top on Bondi.