It is with great pleasure that Coach Kondor announces the implosion of the Archers of Avelon. The last of the Archer of Avelon legends were killed on the pitch.

The unlikely, yet generously rewarded hero came in the form of Looney named Niño IV coached by Arturidas. The little bugger cashed in a pair of monster bounties by assassinating the Archer Blitzer Kydeth via bisection and then moments later impaled the Archer Captain, Revwe Larereta on his chainsaw.

The glorious event will be recorded for posterity and replayed countless times for fans and rivals alike.

So, let us now raise a glass of your favorite adult beverage to dead legends of the Archers of Avelon. Good riddance, and let a new chapter of glory commence.

Tune your crystal balls to the appropriate channel to watch the replay.

First the former captain of the Archers of Avelon and the records she held at the time of her death.

All Time Blitzer Records at time of Death

1st Top Star Blitzer of All Time - 296 SPP
1st All Time Fouler - 10 Fouls
2nd All Time Scoring Blitzer - 43 TDs
3rd Oldest Player of All Time - 110 Games
7th Most Casualties of All Time - 66 Cas
10th Most Blocks of All Time - 691 Blocks
14th Top Rusher of All Time - 385 Yards

All Time High Elf Team Records at time of Death

5th Top Star
7th Most Casualties
13th Most Blocks
18th Most Games Played

Also fallen, the Heart of the Archer Faithful, Kydeth and the records she held at the time of her demise.

All Time High Elf Blitzer Records Held at Time of Death:

#1 top passer of all time - 56 Completions
2nd most rushing yards of all time - 559 Yards
3rd top star blitzer of all time - 263 Spp
3rd most yards passing of all time - 94 Yards
4th top scorer of all time - 39 TDs
5th most valuable player - 12 MVPs
12th most games played - 88 Games

All Time High Elf Records at Time of Death:

10th Most Valuable Player of All Time
11th Top Star Player

Five games ago the Archers of Avelon counted 4 legends within their ranks. Now three are dead on the fourth has retired into obscurity. At last, Kondor is the one truly in charge of the clubhouse.