The house blog for Fish West, Pisciphila, did a great interview with AFFTA board member and SA “mad-scientist” Jeff Wieringa.

Here is an excerpt:

FW: Can you confirm or deny any rumors that 3M might be involved in time travel?
JW: We invented the time travel machine that was used in Napoleon Dynamite but abandoned the project for obvious reasons. That engineer is now developing a device that will be able to tie flys with out any humans involved. We will finally be able to sell flies that will be 100% machined tied. Just think we will soon be able to remove the word Hand from Hand Tied Flies.