Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

It's not the fact that they're swingers per se, it's the fact that it's the OP's parents.
It does really knock you on your ass for at least a little bit when you find out your PARENTS don't fit that traditional mold of being exclusive to each other, when you thought for your hole life that they did.
And besides, it must also suck finding out about it like THAT.

#9 - i was commenting more on the user's name ("my parents are hoes"), but i suppose it doesn't matter since dickheads had to go and hide my comment.
surprising though it may be to find out your parents' particular brand of sexuality, i still don't think it's anything FML-worthy. you don't see parents on here going "today i found out that my 34-year-old daughter has sex with her husband, fml" so why do grown adults react that way about their parents?

they are not sick. they are all adults and what they are doing isn't hurting anyone, not even the OP. Sure OP will be shocked and a bit wierd with thier parents for a bit but its not like its changes who their parents are. The OP has no idea how long their parents have been swingers and its obviously not brought any harm. If this is their first swinging experience then at least OP knows

hahaha these YDI's crack me up there's always one, and they are great, and someone always gets mad at them too, haha it's funny. it's funnyyyyyyy. hahaha its funnnnnnnyyyyyy. I thought so at least if you want to jump down someones asophogas for something that ill just say it regular funny, than take one of those chill pills and chilax and chill out, than grab a brew thats chill and soak in some chill water with a chill significant other. that's my advice take it or just throw it right back like a cherry pie, just aim away from my left broken pinky

YDI for having whore parents, i hope they both get their genitals full of STDs and aids and herpes and gonorrhea and syphylis and i hope your daddy rapes you and he gives you stds and aids on your asshole and your asshole gets all rotten and full of hemorroids then pops your hemorrroids and feeds them to you and if you vomit make you and your mom drink the vomit