Dave’s a big burly oceanographer. When he isn’t writing at Terry about all things sustainable and scientific, he can be found slinging puns with his Listoleptic triad. He wears toques, but only when it’s cold outside.

As you slowly creep past her, blaring your car's horn and showering her with unwanted profanity-laced comments about her body, you've got to show her that you're in it for the long haul, not seeking some superficial one-night stand.