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Dr. Tonya
said...

The problem is - even moreso than the kit itself - is that a 32 page instruction manual is included. We all know that men don't read instructions. LOL. Merry Christmukuh Dr. Grumpy! Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday and a Happy New Year!

For $9.95 you could buy a new three-pack of Izod cotton boxers at Sam's. Or, am I thinking like a silly broad again instead of a man who would attack the problem with duct tape? But wait, I have just one equation I'd like to put on the record: duct tape + short 'n curlies = howling mass of shrieking man-boy. NOW who's the silly broad?

Underwear is still a sore subject in this house. Years ago (more than 25) when my husband refused to put down the toilet seat and my ass hit ice cold water at 3 am, I sewed the fly shut on every pair of underwear he owned. Unknowingly he got up, got ready and went to work. He was a uniformed police officer and wore 40 pounds of addition gear on his uniform. When he stopped at a restroom to take a pee he found his fly had been sewed shut. He had to take everything off and sit down like a little girl. It maybe caused the biggest fight of our 37 years of marriage but he NEVER left the toilet seat up again either.

Forget the duct tape folks: "safety pins" being anywhere near the anatomy of your procreational (hence some of the most sensitive) parts is what made me squeal. Someone please explain just WTF you'd need "White Out" for (unless it's to use an an inhalant just in case that safety pin wasn't so safe...)?

Welcome to my whining!

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