SOX-ROX: WHERE’S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?

Well, that wasn't pretty. The Red Sox did everything right last night, and the Rockies looked rusty as hell in a 13-1 blowout. Josh Beckett went seven strong with nine K's, and pretty much everybody in Boston's lineup hit a line-drive double, singled, and walked throughout the course of the game. Colorado starter Jeff Francis lasted only four innings, but at least he got out of the game before the floodgates opened in the fifth. That's when the Sox put together seven runs — all with two outs — on a parade of line drives off of Franklin Morales. Morales got the hook, and Ryan Speier came to the rescue… by issuing three bases-loaded walks. And that's when I turned the TV off.

Anyway, in lieu of a still from Deliverance, this post is accompanied with video of Joe Buck dropping "Jub-Jub" on Chris Myers, courtesy Home Run Derby. Myers joins an animated iguana as the only being ot get that moniker, while Conan O'Brien's charity of choice will soon be $1000 richer. If there's such a thing as a "rich" charity.

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Yes, it is called “DoogieinRichmond”. Bennefits the medical bills of all his hoes. Pennicilan shots are really expensive.

By: Jim Jones

10.25.2007 @ 9:52 AM

Excellent game. And by that I mean, its excellent that the series might be over in four and I won't have to hear about baseball for at least a few days.

By: lieutenant winslow

10.25.2007 @ 9:55 AM

i thought it was classy of fox that they made a concerted effort to only have the cameras show jeff francis from the waist up after he wet himself

By: alumnigonzo

10.25.2007 @ 10:03 AM

There is no God.

By: TEXAS

10.25.2007 @ 10:04 AM

If there's such a thing as a "rich" charity.

After I get my paycheck, "Charity" at the T-n-A Caberet ususally ends up being pretty rich.

By: Hugh B. Brown

10.25.2007 @ 10:21 AM

I missed the game last night; is Joe Torre still fired?

By: lieutenant winslow

10.25.2007 @ 10:23 AM

Gott ist tot, alumni. Gott ist tot

By: alumnigonzo

10.25.2007 @ 10:29 AM

Is there Coors Light to wash the bloody sock tonight, Lt Winslow?

By: doogieinrichmond

10.25.2007 @ 10:40 AM

@Alumni
I drank enough Corona last night to wash it for him…With my piss! I hate that fucking prick!

By: Enrico Pallazzo

10.25.2007 @ 11:02 AM

A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund.

By: Anonymous

10.25.2007 @ 11:10 AM

Alumnigonzo

"There is no God."

There is a God. But he's just a fuckin asshole.

By: hardawayhatesyou

10.25.2007 @ 11:17 AM

I can't believe he desecrated a World Series broadcast like that. I would like to apologize to all of the WL commenters for such a disgusting act.

By: TiffanyLeigh

10.25.2007 @ 11:38 AM

No effing PtomaineE ColiEbola Tacos for America today? UNACCEPTABLE.

By: Thomas

10.25.2007 @ 12:05 PM

Damn, dude, you’ve got the patience of Job. I made it three less innings that you, and I’m sure just the fifth lasted longer than the two I watched. I really hoped this would be good. A sweep and getting outscored 50-6 isn’t gonna be considered “good”.