Mr. President, We Need Your Answer: Which Goat Is Better At Soccer?

Jake O'Donnell

3:32 pm, August 7th, 2014

In a perfect world, we’d all have a spirit animal with whom we’d play our favorite sports. They’d let us win (even though they’re basically magic and could do just about anything) and then you would just ride the damn thing off into the sunset shouting about how happy you were.