With a battle cry of "Lady Odalady Odalady-who!" she leaps into the air and lands right on your head, crushing you beneath her swollen udders. Wonder where this lonely goat heard she could attack you like that? Ooh! Argh! Argh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

She swings her udder at you, but misses. She's an udder failure. Yeah, go ahead and punch me in the face.

She tries to charge at you and headbutt, but her swingin' udders slow her down. Five lessons learned for her, I guess.

She squirts goat milk at you, but for you, dodging is a feta compli.

She tries to smack you with her hoof, but you hoof it out of the way.

Fumble Message:

She leaps into the air, jumping from rock to rock, trying to bring down an avalanche on your head. Fortunately, she slips off a narrow ledge and lands on her back in front of you. You flex your opposable thumbs and feel superior. (FUMBLE!)