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Topic: Retractable syringes (Read 2381 times)

ok...long story short...I'm an older guy (40)...having massive mood swings, irritability, lethargic, fuzzy mind, can't focus, no motivation...turns out after bloodwork I have VERY low testosterone so getting low dose injectable testosterone to help bring my levels up a bit...

Get syringes from CVS 1.5" long...uh no...wife goes to another pharmacy...comes back with one with a 1" needleWe try to swap the needles (they unscrew and are interchangeable...the new one she bought wouldn't...hmmm (didn't dawn on me to really heavily inspect the syringe either)

I have an aversion to blood...my blood, if I see it I get light headed and do pass out (I'm not to proud to admit it), and I can't also force my brain to force my hand to stab myself with anything, my wife can't stab someone else...so I turn to my combat medic Vietnam vet father...he sticks me no problem but when done we hear a crack sound and up comes the syringe with NO NEEDLE on it...oh great he snapped it off in my ass cheek.

Go to urgent care, x-rays...the radiologist says she can't see it but then tells me they have retractable syringes...I NEVER knew those things existed...Got home...looked in the trash...sure efreekin'nuff!

S'okay, mother in law got to see the bulk of my bare ass cheek tonight (not like I didn't walk in on her in my bathroom taking a shower once when she lived with me and my wife for a while...I needed extra heavy duty brain bleach to get rid of the image of her bending over and those thumb size nips pointing at the floor...uggggggggh)[does that qualify as TMI?], wasn't trusting my dad again, she regularly injects insulin so she is very capable of jabbing herself or others.

Hahahah! Great story, bud! It's funny, I suffer from all the same symptoms as you but when tested for low-T I'm always in the acceptable range and they say it's not the issue. I think their full of shit but I'm not the doctor. Anyway, if the time ever comes up I will remember about those syringes. LOL...I can only imagine how dumb you felt when you found out there wasn't a needle left in your ass.