JANEWAY: I think we have the winner of our costume contest. Jake Sisko for his Link costume!

TOM: It still baffles me that starship console designers have never thought of using circuit breakers.

HOGAN: Why won't you let me keep a snake as a pet? It's not against ship regulations.
JANEWAY: Do you have any idea how much time traveling I've done? Let's just say it creeps me out and leave it at that.

JANEWAY: You see Neelix? There is Delta Quadrant food that isn't made from disgusting bitter ground roots.

Torres: How is it I go from hating all things Klingon to having one of these pointless swords hanging in my quarters?Paris: But its got four points.Torres: You are aware I'm still holding it, aren't you?

Paris: [thinking] We really should get that faulty wiring looked at.

Hogan: How is it we're both fated to die, when she is the in the redshirt?

Alien: "There I was, smurfing my own smurf, and I see this smurf on the smurf. I smurfed into it, and then Smurf! Everything smurfs and I smurf up here."
Chakotay: "I think there's something wrong with the universal translator."
Janeway: "No smurf, Sherlock!"

Paris: "Hey Doc, I think your new camera overdoes it with the flash."
EMH: "Too much?"
Paris: Let's just say that I'm going to need you to clone me some new retinas."

Hogan: "The crew have some grievances, and they've elected me to be their representative. You see we've unionised, and we have some demands."
Janeway: "Airlock."
Hogan: "I mean requests.... um, suggestions? Hints? Little ideas you might want to mull over. If you have the time..."
Janeway: ...
Hogan: "How about we forget this whole thing, and I get back to work?"
Janeway: "First smart thing you said all day, mister!"

Alien: I have a feeling that I'm not on Kan-Sas anymore.
Janeway: I don't know why, but I have the feeling that you're supposed to have a dog.
Chakotay: Perhaps our newcomer has a dog as an animal guide.
Tom: Seriously?