I observed your nan's hole last christmas, m8
and what it emmited had a half-life of 10 million years
(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:55,
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that's not very nice
why are you being so mean?
(brb&#127828;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:58,
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seriously my nan is really nice and i'm sure her bumhole is perfectly normal for a ninety-odd year old
you want to have a serious think about punching up and punching down. seriously.
(brb&#127828;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657;&#3657, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:00,
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they fill up your food pouch so you don't gorge yourself into becoming a fat cunt
seems this theory hasn't worked in the UK
(Grrrmachineyour existence is still meaningless, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:17,
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you'll have to start eating stones to fill you up, like fucking sea lions or something