'Political Correctness gone mad' deemed politically incorrect

'The truth is that Political Correctness has been diagnosed with mild depression, this type of labelling only serves to marginalise and ridicule those with mental health issues' says a source close to the enforcer of euphemisms and passive practices 'We know that over recent years, Political Correctness has been taking his job very seriously and is constantly worried about what others may think of him. The pressure that comes with never being able to please everybody has taken its toll.'
It is claimed that 'P.C' has stopped reading daily tabloids such as The Daily Mail and The Sun due to constant jibes about his state of mind.
'He knows non competetive sports days may have been a step too far, but it stems back to his own childhood, never feeling good enough, leading to the low self esteem he has today' says close friend Sally Quinn.
P.C has been undergoing Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, 'At the moment he is tailoring society to so he can avoid his own anxieties about his weight, height, and hair style. Once he overcomes this, who knows he may even be able to call himself a short, fat, bald ginger.'