Does anyone remember Claudine Longet (Andy Williams' ex wife) and Olympic Skier Spider Sabich? She shot him to death while they were in Aspen, CO in 1976. The following was a special tribute to her (!):

There once was a lady named Longet
Who went to Aspen to ski for a few days
Until a long came a Spider
Who sat down beside her
And she blew the poor sucker away!