Wedding Smut Articles

Donnie Wahlberg and Dr. Jenny McCarthy were on the Howard Stern show yesterday, and the headline making the rounds is about Jenny and The View maybe or maybe not unofficially asking her back. Who cares.
There’s another clip floating around that is far more interesting, concerning Donnie Wahlberg and his brother Mark. Full Story

It was reported last week that Johnny Depp would be marrying Amber Heard on his private island this weekend. They’re still going to the private island. And there will still be a ceremony there. But they made it official on Tuesday at his home in West Hollywood. According to an US WeeklyFull Story

Page Six reports today that Johnny Depp will marry Amber Heard the weekend of February 7/8 on his private island in the Caribbean. That’s Grammys/BAFTA weekend.
According to Page Six they’re expecting 50 guests, mostly just family and very close friends – Marilyn Manson? – and because the island is, really, just an island with mostly undeveloped land, guests will be staying on a yacht. Full Story

US Weekly reports exclusively that Cameron Diaz will marry Benji Madden tonight. Last night was the rehearsal dinner in Beverly Hills. The magazine offered no details about where the ceremony will go down tonight likely so as not to tip off other paps. Full Story

Most of us have been rethinking Johnny Depp for a while now. You know who else might be?
Amber Heard.
PEOPLE just posted an article titled:
Are Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Cooling Off?
Multiple sources tell PEOPLE that they’ve “slowed down” their wedding plans:
"There is no rush to marry at the moment," says a longtime friend of Depp. Full Story

A-list actress, a baby and a wedding – this makes for some seriously headline click-bait for most websites. But today, a Monday after a sleepy US Thanksgiving weekend, there’s a story buried on PEOPLE about Scarlett Johansson possibly marrying Romain Dauriac (via NY Post). Full Story

Yesterday in Smutty Tingles, I wrote that “I have Benedict Cumberbatch love and engagement fatigue, GOD." Every day there’s another quote about how much he loves his fiancée and how much she loves him and why they decided to list their engagement and why she walked the carpet with him at the premiere. Full Story

Angelina Jolie is in Paris today. She was photographed at Vivement Dimanche in black, smiling at the crowd. Obviously she’s out there promoting Unbroken. And talking about her marriage too. You know that’s what all the entertainment reporters want to discuss. Like, if I was assigned to the Unbroken junket, I’d probably have to get off a question about the wedding too. Full Story

Every week or so, I get an email from a particular subset of Twi-Hard. I call them the deniers. These are the ones who refuse to believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are no longer together. And that not only are they not broken up, but that she secretly had a baby last year and everything we’re seeing now is an attempt to hide the child. Full Story

US Weekly reports exclusively that Solange Knowles will marry her boyfriend Alan Ferguson in New Orleans this weekend. Ferguson is a music director. Solange is, according to the US article, a “DJ”. Would you describe her as a DJ? You wouldn’t. Full Story

A reader called Maureen emailed yesterday:
“I am honestly shocked that no one has coined the term ‘Cumhards’ for the crazy Cumberbatch fans.”
Cumhards makes sense. Because the Batchies behave in similar ways to Twi-Hards, especially on social media. Cumhards ask questions at film festival screenings like, “Can I have some of your yummy-ness” which is not as hilariously insane as tattooing Robert Pattinson’s face on your back but I’m sure we’re almost there. Full Story

New cover of US Weekly features Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, an elopement story:
Engaged for two years, they still haven’t set a date. Now Aniston’s pushing for an intimate tropical getaway.
On the one hand, she’s campaigning for awards consideration for her performance in Cake. Full Story

US Weekly reports exclusively that Marc Anthony is engaged. Apparently he proposed to Shannon De Lima, a model, back in March. The magazine describes their relationship as “on-off” since 2012. Yes. Because he was also, during that time, dating Chloe Green, the daughter of Philip Green, of Topshop. Full Story