While slightly over half of America feels utterly embarrassed over just electing a racist, orange anus into the oval office, our brothers over in Britain know our pain thanks to their Brexit earlier in 2016.

The coaches, who were returning to their rooms following an informal team meeting at the conclusion of the Games' opening ceremonies, were approached by two teens carrying long knives and acting in a very threatening way, according to media reports.

Greg Nance, the Australian Olympic Team's deputy director of welfare, said of the incident: