We haven’t heard much from Haley Joel Osment since his DUI arrest when he was 18, and it seemed like maybe we had lost the innocence that first graced our lives in Forrest Gump and later as a little boy with AIDS in “Walker, Texas Ranger.” But Osment, now 23, is still very much an actor, earning rave reviews for his performance in the play, Red, and returning to the big screen this year in Montana Amazon, which much more importantly stars Alison Brie.

But all of that aside, let’s talk about that picture up there. Oof. Val Kilmer’s an actor, not a dietitian.

We’ll find out years down the road when his “E! True Hollywood Stories” episode airs that he followed in the esteemed footsteps of his actor-mentor, Kevin James, and spent all his movie money on trough after trough of McDonald’s cheeseburgers