Off To The Choppin’ Block

This Saturday night at Vapor Night Club at the Racino…sorry Casino, located in Saratoga Springs, I’ll be bid on like some piece of meat at a local deli. That’s right, I’ve donated my time to participate in the ‘Bachelor Auction’ to benefit the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention of the Capital Region. I’m excited to be part of this important event, and I can’t wait to see fellow Times Union blogger Amanda Talar’s new shoes! (Uh, did I really just write that?) I digress.

I’ve never been part of a ‘bachelor auction’ before and quite honestly, I’m a little scared. I’ve heard that some women go crazy at these events. But I guess I won’t complain if some lady happens to throw a brassiere up on stage…that’s a lot better than having a bottle thrown at you while you’re in the middle of your stand-up routine! Fellow ‘Funnies’ blogger Dan Rossi will also be auctioned off. Finally, some new material for Dan to write about…an actual date! 🙂

All kidding aside, I am looking forward to help raise not only money for this fantastic benefit, but also awareness. My ‘date package’ theme is ‘An Evening in Saratoga’. First up, dinner at The Wine Bar and then over to 9 Maple Avenue to take in some jazz.

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We need to know who gets more money, you, Rossi or my buddy Marc Adamek….I was gonna take a small loan out and bid on a 3 of you, then I found out I couldn’t…..bastards. It was some kind of weird Marx Bros. fantasy thing I have….you’d be Groucho, Dan is chico and Marc is Harpo….