Ugh, thanks for ruining the ending of Titanic, CNN (were you upset you couldn’t solve one transportation tragedy so you moved on to another?). I started the movie about the original “oh, poop…” cruise in 1999, and was planning on finishing it in 2017, but I guess there’s no point anymore. What’s next, “BREAKING NEWS: Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle”?