See ya soon, Prof. Maybe play a bit more golf on the journey. What an expert you are!

ps. I am only good for mini-golf. My role with any set of kids is to come last. Mini-golf courses are by their nature full of the most interesting of features. The Ape, by his nature, even in these circumstances, always has to win, unless directed by me to let some kid have his day. He gets quite Irish about it but can be pacified with an ice-cream.

Another useful word has popped robotically up - I will tell him that this is a 'promend' situation and he will know exactly how to behave.

Smh is getting its knickers in a twist about Macdonalds creating a program that blurs the lines between program content and advertising but fails to explain why it is any different to their blurring of news and commerce with Earth Hour