Well, not to poop on the party, but the blog display for me was weird as there were a lot of short lines to the display and the post was cut off. It seemed to be a skwirl "Tommy tale" but I couldn't read the whole thing. How unfair!

You are totally HILARIOUS! Loved this blog!My brother is three years younger than I am. When mom brought him home from the hospital and pulled back his blanket so I could see him, I said, "But, WHAT can he do?" I was also very singularly unimpressed by him! Kinda still am, to this day!He used to drive me crazy, for some of the same reasons the Skwirl mentions in this blog. Once, at Wendy's, he challenged me to a game of "Find Your Longest French Fry". He ALWAYS won! So of course, he finds the longest french fry, and lovingly sets it aside. Then takes off for the restroom. While he's gone, I take said, "longest french fry" and pop it into my mouth. When he gets back from the potty, no "longest french fry". He's pissed, but not a damn thing he can do about it! LOL My son loves this story LOL