Forum:Fucking democracy, you guys

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Having returned from a long and uneventful hiatus for an as yet unknown length of time, I've been reminded how much voting and democracy goes on here. And, I, for one, have had enough of this fucking democracy. You guys, democracy is fucking LAME! Lame! Democracy is for fucking pussies. We need a bit of fucking autocracy and dictatorship, in my humble opinion. Autocracy is for real men. Democracy is just for fucking whiney liberal pussies. What are you? A whining liberal pussy or a real man? Huh? Or woman I suppose.... But my point is this: Why do we have to fucking vote on everything? It would be much more efficient if someone with unelected power arbitrarily decided on behalf of the community. It would be better for everybody.

Also, I think we should censor the fuck out of anyone saying anything remotely anti-Uncyclopedia. Long live the fucking glorious Uncyclopedia! Kill the fucking liberal pussies. That is all. - [23:33 3 August 2010]PlebYettie

<insert name here> appears to be in your sig, Neox. But you're not, <insert name here>. Well, unless YOU are reading this now. Then you are. But indeed orgasm. Your comment about orgasms will be duly noted. - [00:05 4 August 2010]PlebYettie

I think you will find that *I* am the real <insert name here> -- Prof <insert name here>KUN(W)AnchorOpBur.(Harass) 11:43, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, strange...I always thought I was <insert name here> - [12:16 5 August 2010]<insert name here>

I'm quite proud of how much of a liberal pussy I am, thank you very much.--HM(T) 06:23, August 5, 2010 (UTC)