PHIL Mitchell has been missing a trick at The Arches all these years. Tonight's opening muhdurrr takes place in a mechanic's shop with the victim hoisted up on the ramp by his wrists and then slowly barbecued with a blow torch.

DCI Burke and his team are quick on the scene of their first ever Crim Brulee.

"Andy was the solid one. It was always me in trouble," sobs the victim's brother in disbelief. "What makes you think he might have been in trouble?" demands Stuart. "He was muhdurred. That counts, doesn't it?" Good point.