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I like it that he admits to trolling. Makes it easier. Also it's amazing how he seems to be terrified of gays, but then says everyone else is acting like little girls.

Oh no, the gay! Keep it away! *jumps up on chair*

You see Bruno? There is one part where

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he is touching this dude at a swingers party, who is getting blown right there, but the guy, instead of just telling him he isn't into that rants at him like "I AIN'T INTO NO QUEER STUFF" or another part where they are in the MMA octagon and he makes out with another dude. There are like... dudes crying and stuff.

so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"

i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off

see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed

my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car

all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick

so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"

i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off

see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed

my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car

all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick

That was basically any time both my mom and I were at home and awake between the ages of ~12 and 17 (when I moved out).

I spent a lot of time in the woods / on the beach. And in the summer went just about full on nocturnal (go to bed round 7 AM).

My mom and I used to get along. Things got strained. I've grown colder towards her.

Basically we just rehash the same argument over and over. If you were to tape our screaming matches, you could possibly pinpoint where the conversation loops. Tonight I got bored and told her to go to bed because things were pointless. She bitched for a little while longer, then I said it again and she trudged off.

Also, I now have 3 Brazilian kids in my elementary 4th grade class. Two can speak Japanese pretty well, and the other just transferred, and speaks no Japanese whatsoever. Or English, it seems. Nice kid, though.

so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"

i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off

see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed

my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car

all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick

hell of a way to wake up i say

Mostly wondering about the "with a loaded pistol" part of that story.

welcome to Texas

actually, technically speaking i would probably be well protected under the texas castle doctrine had i fired a weapon but it didnt come to that obviously

it was dark and i didn't present the firearm because as i came out the door it became really clear what was happening so i doubt the guy even saw it