Help with cake saying

Help with cake sayingI am doing a bithday cake for an 18 year old microbiology major. Her mom told me that she is “quirky and sarcastic with a weird sense of humor.” So I am doing a bacteria and viruses cake. I’m going to make figures of various bacteria and diseases...

I am doing a bithday cake for an 18 year old microbiology major. Her mom told me that she is “quirky and sarcastic with a weird sense of humor.” So I am doing a bacteria and viruses cake. I’m going to make figures of various bacteria and diseases (a la giantmicrobes.com check it out.. pretty awesome) but I’m drawing a blank when it comes to the enscription. I was thinking of something along the lines of “Happy Birthday from your favorite Germs & Gents” but funnier. haha. The 3 bacteria I know for sure I am using are MRSA, e coli, and salmonella but I may add more. Any ideas??? Thanks!