MUHAYSINI ADMITS WEAPONS FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND TURKEY; TERRORISTS NAME 3 FOREIGN RODENTS IN SUICIDE TRUCKS IN ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY FORCES RATS TO FLEE IN HAMA; KILLS 11 IN HOMS

HAMA: The terrorist rodents are trying to get back Sooraan to punish the citizens there who are cheering the Syrian Army’s liberation of their town from the poison of the medieval plague foisted on them by the American-funded rodents of Nusra/Alqaeda. They have failed miserably and have been forced to redirect their vermin to other, more pressing fronts, like, ahem, Teebat Al-Imaam.

Teebat Al-Imaam: As I wrote yesterday in my post about the liberation of Sooraan, the army is now at the threshold of Teebat Al-Imaam. The terrorist rats there are Jund Al-Shaam, Faylaq Al-Shaam and Nusra/Alqaeda. In the initial battle which was actually a foiling of a terrorist counter-attack to regain Sooraan, the army killed over 50 rodents, their carcasses left behind by their loyal compatriots to rot in the rural soil of this largely agricultural area. There can be no question that the terrorists have lost hundreds of their most experienced psycho-leaders and are relying on mostly foreign mercenaries brought in recently without much knowledge of the terrain.

The Tiger Force arrayed against the pathetic buffoons defending Teebat Al-Imaam is equipped with the T-90 tanks which are impervious to the U.S. manufactured TOWs. We predict the liberation of this town in the next 48 hours especially since the SAAF and RuAF are destroying the terrorists’ last fortifications.

In addition to the combat at Teebat Al-Imaam, the SAAF and RuAF are very active preparing the way for the liberation of these towns: Al-Buwaydha, Al-Lataamina, Al-Masaasina, Al-Haysa. Aerial assessments confirmed the destruction of 3 C&Cs, 5 armored cars and 7 pickups armed with 23mm cannons.

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HOMS:

Al-Sa’an Al-Aswad in northern Homs: Here, the SAAF and SAA combined forces to attack the Ahraar Al-Shaam and Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist groups who woke up this morning to the sound of heavy artillery and rockets pounding their positions. The artillery was focused on passageways the terrorists use to move in and out of the village. The army also focused its attention on some fortifications and warehouses used for storing weapons and ammo. Altogether, the army killed 11 rodents:

Muhammad Ayyoob (a/k/a “Al-Warsh”)

Naadir Suwayss

‘Abbood Al-Shannoor

Rabee’ Al-Zu’bi

Ghassaan Al-Hamawi

Akram Al-Masri

Muhammad Jamaal Al-Shaykh

‘Adnaan Al-Hamawi

Hassan Al-‘Abbood

Usaamaa Al-Najjaar

Taariq Khaleel

Our congratulations to the Al-Hamawi family for its contributions to the demographics of Hell. All carcasses were reduced to ashes and fed to the four winds.

Also on the menu, the SAA struck terrorist enclaves in Al-Wa’ar, Al-Tootaa, Tal Abu Al-Sanaasil, Al-Ghajar.

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DER’AH:

Yaadoodaa: A truck filled with Nusra/Alqaeda rodents was destroyed by an SAA Kornet operator killing and roasting every rodent inside.

I reported yesterday on the failed terrorist attack on Aleppo to the southeast and the west, by Jaysh Al-Fath and ISIS, respectively. The rodents have announced the names of some of the suicide truck drivers who sailed into the maws of Hades after they were targeted by SAA rangers operating Kornets and Milan rockets:

Hudhayfa Al-Turki (Al-Jaysh Al-Turkistaani announced his death. The rodent was from China’s Sinkiang Province. He was splattered into egg foo yong just outside the 1070 Apartment Project. He was inscrutable.)

Our Uigher terrorist seen here in this photo being held lovingly by his mother.

Yunus Al-Qar’aawi: (Nusra/Alqaeda adopted this fat rat from Saudi Arabia’s Al-Qaseem. He went up in smoke just outside the Al-Assad Suburb west of the city.)

Abu Fayyaadh Al-Ansaari (Another Nusra/Alqaeda underachiever. He, too, is from the Kingdom of the Apes. He was killed in West Aleppo as he was driving a T-62 tank so loaded with explosives the army could not find his body. He was apparently vaporized.)

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SOMEWHERE IN THE MEDITERRANEAN:

The Admiral Kuznetsov, having been refused refueling privileges by the Spaniards, sped off anyways with its battle group, after determining the ship has plenty of fuel for the trip to Tartous. In any case, the ship could dock in Algeria. Of interest to some of you is the fact that the aircraft carrier is loaded with the new Ka-52k helicopter gunship which will be deployed in Syria carrying the awesome Hermes extreme range anti-tank rocket (20 kms) which is also guided by both infrared and laser rays.

Muhaysini seen in this photo after being treated in a Turkish hospital for a deviated septum which he received while sticking his nose into the rear sphincter of a diseased mule he claimed was carrying “magical properties”.

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Ziad Fadel

Attorney for 35 years and Supreme Court Certified Interpreter for Arabic/English
Diploma with Honors from Ann Arbor Pioneer High School in 1968; B.A. University of Michigan in Ann Arbor 1968-1972; M.A. University of Michigan Dept. of Near Eastern Studies 1972-1974; Ph.D. Cand. Univ. of Michigan 1972-1977; Then went to law school. Credits: Harvard University for classes in Islamic Philosophy; Fellowships from University of Pennsylvania 1976; 2 from Univ. of Michigan. Read English, Arabic, German, French, Farsi, some Hebrew. Studied Ancient Greek and Latin before grad school. Michigan Supreme Court Certified Interpreter/Translator for Arabic and English