Wednesday, May 11, 2016

In the Internet Age, spelling is more important than ever

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbour:

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling betrayed and outraged, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later Bob gets a second text: "Really should use spell-check! That should be 'wifi'."

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Working-class Americans have been screwed by immigration, globalization, and adventurist foreign policies, perpetuated by both parties, at the bidding of the (((donors))) who have benefited from them most. Economic disruption and wage stagnation, fuelled in large part by globalization, are at the heart of the nation's problems. President Trump must remember this if he hopes to win a second term.