"Last Friday a thirteen year old boy was sent home from
the public school computer camp on account of his unusual demeanor
and his failure to follow the dress code. After the school padlocked
the boy's pants because he was "sagging" he told reporters
that his name was Luther Blissett and that his mother's name was
Luther Blissett and on behalf of all the Luther Blissett's around
the world he ask, that if inclined to do so, they also padlock
their pants. One has to wonder what all this means."