"Up at Noon" covers the biggest stories of the second day of E3. From Nintendo to Gears of War to Nintendo to THQ closing offices to Nintendo, Greg jokes about mostly Nintendo stuff. But there are other jokes too. And Greg challenges Brian Altano to a fight, which is ironically the start of our darkest fan-fiction.

Tune in the rest of E3 for more jokes about the biggest, weirdest video game event of the year. At least Nintendo has another conference coming up with its 3DS announcements. There's still hope for one normal, not weird and awkward presentation of video games. It'll probably be awkward. Have you read this far? If so, congratulations! E3!