Look, I have a Minecraft Orespawn sword! It is a tiger’s eye sword. Ew… does that mean this is made of a cat’s eye? I think I’ll use my giant corndog as a weapon instead. Wait, … Eww, it’s made of a dog’s corn.

One day, I was visiting London. When I was strolling along Baker Street, I bumped into Sherlock Holmes! The real Sherlock Holmes! The detective that solved every case that he had a taste of. Many people call him a maniac, or a psychopath. But he calls himself a high functioning socialpath. I tried not to … Continue reading “The Fires of Buckingham”

Lazy Wolf: I’m going down the sea to make jelly doughnuts. Pig: Why do you need to go down the sea? Lazy Wolf: First, I need to collect some jellyfish for jelly. Next, I heard there’s hidden treasure in the sea so I’ll get a ton of dough. And … Pig: Let me guess. You’re … Continue reading “Jell-sea Dough-water”