Thursday, September 15, 2005

Pat Robertson blames Hurricane Katrina on Emmy Awards Host Choice

What a dick.

Read this hilarious report that Pat Robertson is blaming Hurricane Katrina on the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for choosing sexual deviant Ellen Degeneres as this year's host for the Emmy Awards. Given Robertson's latest loopy outburst, I didn't put it past him. In fact, I still believe that the parody's author must have accessed Pat's innermost thoughts and desires through a secret wormhole. Be sure to check out the rest of the Dateline Hollywood site for some good ol' fashioned satire to relieve your weary mind from the increasingly sobering real news.