Oh well, misinterpretation of that segment's atmosphere aside, here's the next one, which is far more lighthearted:

The Craglands

"What are you doing here?"

The craggy voice resounded from deep within a craggy rock, deep within some godforsaken mountain range that wouldn't have done badly to be named the Badlands, were it even on any kind of map.

"What kind of question is that." It wasn't phrased as a question, for Dank was in no mood for idle chit-chat. He banged his giant hammer (the only genuine hammer of the Moderator's Banhammer series) on the walls of the rock, and a great ringing echoed interminably into the darkness. "Come on, get your sorry thirty-ton butt out of there."

"Could you stop that, I'm getting a headache." There was a distinctly sulky tone to the craggy voice.

"No," Dank grunted. "I'll do it again and again until you come out of there. And if you don't come out, I'll put aside my dwarfish pride just to cast a flood and wash you out, then cast earth and fill that hole of yours so full with mud you'll never ever live there again." And with that, he raised his hammer to strike-

A giant plume of flame issued forth from the crag, almost incinerating Dank had he not been blown out of the way by the rush of expanding air that preceeded it. Beating at his burning beard, he scrambled to his feet uttering a few choice curses just in time to face the great black horned dragon, Devoidless the Ancient. Devoidless stretched his wings, then coughed a few times.

"Sorry," he grated. "I had to blow away the cobwebs."

"Like hell you did, you ingrate," Dank snapped. "Anyway, you need to come back to-"

"I don't want to hear about it," Devoidless cut him off, reaching somewhere inside the darkness and pulling out his ban-battleaxe. "You know that legend of nobody ever finding my lair and making it back alive?"

Dank put his hands on his hips. "Are you trying to make me go away by intimidating me?"

"No, but you ought to know that legend is true..." Devoidless hefted his axe and licked the chipped edge with some flames, before "...because nobody has ever made it here before. How on earth did you get through the pass?"

Dank mumbled something incomprehensible.

"You know," Devoidless scraped his claw along his many very sharp teeth, "being Ancient, I am hard of hearing."

"Mmmblmbml." Dank muttered, barely any louder.

Devoidless leaned right over, so his head was level with Dank. "What was that?"

"There now, that wasn't so hard was it?" Devoidless chuffed smugly ("***hole," Dank muttered). "Though it doesn't answer the question as to how you knew to come here..."

"Oh, that." Dank shrugged. "Somebody broke into your vault in AG, so we all know where you live now. Thought you might want to know."

There was a moment of silence.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Devoidless roared, splitting the heavens with his fury. "I'LL KILL HER, THAT WITCH!" In the throes of wrath he raised his axe and swung it down with all his might. Right into Dank's head.

The axe made a notch in Dank's helmet, and lodged there. Dank didn't bat an eyelid.

"Also, we had to de-mod you, obviously. Security reasons, but it sounds like you already know who the culprit is." Dank explained. Devoidless fumed, then, strangely, tragically, his shoulders sagged and he shrunk a few sizes.

"Right." He said simply. "I see." He turned and slunk back into the craggy rock.

"Hey, what are you doing? Get back here!"

"Let me know when my status is restored. I'll be right here," a significantly subdued craggy voice slipped out from the rock.

Dank ripped the axe from his helmet and flung it in after Devoidless. "You can't do this! What's wrong with you! Why do you keep running away?"

There was a pause. "At first there were two reasons why I left, but now clearly there is a third. I'll come back when this all blows over." There was a cough, which echoed away into the darkness, a few scrapes, and then nothing.

Oh well, misinterpretation of that segment's atmosphere aside, here's the next one, which is far more lighthearted:\r\n\r\n[b]The Craglands[/b]\r\n\r\n[img]http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/strawpony/Way%20Of%20Moderation/9-3.png[/img]\r\n\r\n"What are you doing here?"\r\n\r\nThe craggy voice resounded from deep within a craggy rock, deep within some godforsaken mountain range that wouldn't have done badly to be named the Badlands, were it even on any kind of map.\r\n\r\n"What kind of question is that." It wasn't phrased as a question, for Dank was in no mood for idle chit-chat. He banged his giant hammer (the only genuine hammer of the Moderator's Banhammer series) on the walls of the rock, and a great ringing echoed interminably into the darkness. "Come on, get your sorry thirty-ton butt out of there."\r\n\r\n"Could you stop that, I'm getting a headache." There was a distinctly sulky tone to the craggy voice.\r\n\r\n"No," Dank grunted. "I'll do it again and again until you come out of there. And if you don't come out, I'll put aside my dwarfish pride just to cast a flood and wash you out, then cast earth and fill that hole of yours so full with mud you'll never ever live there again." And with that, he raised his hammer to strike-\r\n\r\nA giant plume of flame issued forth from the crag, almost incinerating Dank had he not been blown out of the way by the rush of expanding air that preceeded it. Beating at his burning beard, he scrambled to his feet uttering a few choice curses just in time to face the great black horned dragon, Devoidless the Ancient. Devoidless stretched his wings, then coughed a few times.\r\n\r\n"Sorry," he grated. "I had to blow away the cobwebs."\r\n\r\n"Like hell you did, you ingrate," Dank snapped. "Anyway, you need to come back to-"\r\n\r\n"I don't want to hear about it," Devoidless cut him off, reaching somewhere inside the darkness and pulling out his ban-battleaxe. "You know that legend of nobody ever finding my lair and making it back alive?"\r\n\r\nDank put his hands on his hips. "Are you trying to make me go away by intimidating me?"\r\n\r\n"No, but you ought to know that legend is true..." Devoidless hefted his axe and licked the chipped edge with some flames, before "...because nobody has ever made it here before. How on earth did you get through the pass?"\r\n\r\nDank mumbled something incomprehensible.\r\n\r\n"You know," Devoidless scraped his claw along his many very sharp teeth, "being Ancient, I am hard of hearing."\r\n\r\n"Mmmblmbml." Dank muttered, barely any louder.\r\n\r\nDevoidless leaned right over, so his head was level with Dank. "What was that?"\r\n\r\n"MY PENICORN. IT GOES ANYWHERE." Dank shouted, simultaneously going red.\r\n\r\n"There now, that wasn't so hard was it?" Devoidless chuffed smugly ("***hole," Dank muttered). "Though it doesn't answer the question as to how you knew to come here..."\r\n\r\n"Oh, that." Dank shrugged. "Somebody broke into your vault in AG, so we all know where you live now. Thought you might want to know."\r\n\r\nThere was a moment of silence.\r\n\r\n"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Devoidless roared, splitting the heavens with his fury. "I'LL KILL HER, THAT WITCH!" In the throes of wrath he raised his axe and swung it down with all his might. Right into Dank's head.\r\n\r\nThe axe made a notch in Dank's helmet, and lodged there. Dank didn't bat an eyelid.\r\n\r\n"Also, we had to de-mod you, obviously. Security reasons, but it sounds like you already know who the culprit is." Dank explained. Devoidless fumed, then, strangely, tragically, his shoulders sagged and he shrunk a few sizes.\r\n\r\n"Right." He said simply. "I see." He turned and slunk back into the craggy rock.\r\n\r\n"Hey, what are you doing? Get back here!"\r\n\r\n"Let me know when my status is restored. I'll be right here," a significantly subdued craggy voice slipped out from the rock.\r\n\r\nDank ripped the axe from his helmet and flung it in after Devoidless. "You can't do this! What's wrong with you! Why do you keep running away?"\r\n\r\nThere was a pause. "At first there were two reasons why I left, but now clearly there is a third. I'll come back when this all blows over." There was a cough, which echoed away into the darkness, a few scrapes, and then nothing.

to a dirty mind this is leaving pg 13[/quote]To a horny teenage mind ravaged by hormones it is leaving PG13. To everyone else it's displaying normal friendshiply behaviour.

[quote][quote]she lead him to his apartment.[/quote]to a dirty mind this is leaving pg 13[/quote]To a horny teenage mind ravaged by hormones it is leaving PG13. To everyone else it's displaying normal friendshiply behaviour.

and:sorry if i am being rude or anythingthat is no excuse but...never mind

To a horny teenage mind ravaged by hormones

thanks, now i've got excuse

[quote]i be tired. it's 12:30 [/quote]\r\nand:sorry if i am being rude or anything\r\nthat is no excuse but...never mind\r\n[quote]To a horny teenage mind ravaged by hormones[/quote]\r\nthanks, now i've got excuse :)

and:sorry if i am being rude or anythingthat is no excuse but...never mind

Well, I would appreciate it if one clicked the link in the alternative title, I think it is particularly relevant!

I think I have time to post one more segment tonight, that's all you'll have time to read too, as the next one is a real doozy.

[quote]and:sorry if i am being rude or anything\r\nthat is no excuse but...never mind[/quote]\r\n\r\nWell, I would appreciate it if one clicked the link in the alternative title, I think it is particularly relevant!\r\n\r\nI think I have time to post one more segment tonight, that's all you'll have time to read too, as the next one is a real doozy.

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