It's that time of the year. Time to unveil MLB's opening day payrolls, and laugh at the teams spending like drunkards (Yankees, $229 million) and the ones fielding quadruple-A rosters (Astros, $24 million). Let's dive in.

Click on the cities in the map above for each roster's individual player salaries. (If you have trouble finding the annotation, just search this page for the team name, and you'll find it in the discussion section below. You can also search for individual players' names.)

Here's the list of total team payrolls (the figure is the adjusted payroll, which takes into account cash received in trades, prorated signing bonuses, and other tweaks):

New York Yankees $228,995,945

Los Angeles Dodgers $216,302,909

Philadelphia $159,578,214

Boston $158,967,286

Detroit $149,046,844

San Francisco $142,180,333

Los Angeles Angels $142,165,250

Texas $127,197,575

Chicago White Sox $124,065,277

Toronto $118,244,039

St. Louis $116,702,085

Washington $112,431,770

Cincinnati $110,565,728

Chicago Cubs $104,150,726

Baltimore $91,793,333

Milwaukee $91,003,366

Arizona $90,158,500

Atlanta $89,288,193

New York Mets $88,877,033

Seattle $84,295,952

Cleveland $82,517,300

Kansas City $80,491,725

Minnesota $75,562,500

Colorado $75,449,071

San Diego $71,689,900

Oakland $68,577,000

Pittsburgh $66,289,524

Tampa Bay $57,030,272

Miami $39,621,900

Houston $24,328,538

Takeaways: A-Rod will make more than the Astros. The Dodgers will likely pass the Yankees for the top spot next year. Miami cut its payroll from last season by more than 60 percent. The Blue Jays will field $37 million worth of Marlins. Arizona's highest-paid player is a setup guy. Among the NL favorites, the Braves, Nationals, and Reds all show the importance of home-grown pitching—while the Giants have reached the phase where they've had to pay top-dollar to keep their aces.

Astros manager Bo Porter had this to say:

"When we get on the baseball field with whomever the opponent is, they are not sitting there saying: `Well, their players make more money than us so therefore you're deemed a winner and we're deemed a loser.'"

This is true. It's also true that Houston could lose 110 games this year.