Lets write some random stories. How? Just let your mind slip away into the keyboard and write something without thinking. You get some funky stuff out of it sometimes.

Here's what I ended up writing without thinking.

"One sunny day there was a man who needed a bag full of samples from the nearby forest.He walked along a long and crooked path until he suddenly met a dark green shadow.The shadow asked him for confirmation about the which road he was on.Surprised by the answer, he angrily muttered some profanities and walked away into the night.See, he took the sunlight with him in his suitcase.The sample collecting man didn't notice how light turned into darkness. His mind had already started to slip into insanity.All he could see was shadows of angry teeth screaming and yelling at the flowers falling from the sky.He never came back from the forest.His bag was later found by police. All the samples had been eaten."

There once was a man who was 99% visual and only 1% aural. When asked questions like"Do you know what time it is?" his answer was usually something like "It's too blue to be Thursday".After many years of surviving on visual stimulation he fell into a pitch black well where he could only hear his own tears dripping into the murky waters below his soaking wet shoes.

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LionDebt

The lonely wanderer sits on the edge of the abyss, casting his line into the bottomless pit, awaiting a glimpse of hope to brighten the void.

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GirishDJoshi

Once upon a time, a donkey was sitting on the water, staring in to the earth above. Just then a alien popped up from the water. Spoke to him and went back. To this the donkey flew around with the rocket boots only to bang on the cloud and fall into the water again...

a cheese monkey was thinking about the law one day, "can an elephant fly?", he thought to himself, "I wonder what those humans think about?", "I love cheese!", he shouted. The cheese monkey then started to think about all things he'd seen since leaving home but got sidetracked by a blue whale being sick on the side of the road. "Can whales play rugby?", he thought......."of course not", he chuckled, and remembered whales don't have arms or legs so it'd be impossible to drive a car.

Cheese monkeys.........although peaceful and friendly, have a very wild imagination and a very short attention span.

read 396 times2/28/2012 5:55:10 PM (last edit: 2/28/2012 5:55:10 PM)

advance-software

I once visited maxforums upside down and fell off. I landed on cgtalk then bounced over to polycount.

see where the things went with the cheba train? The franklin mint saw her down by the chimney man, making love to a pinpoint mariachi man. Strange. Double dipping was never her thing. thats what she said.

interesting
- Mike Sawicki

read 343 times2/29/2012 7:36:00 AM (last edit: 2/29/2012 7:36:00 AM)

Sir_Manfred

In the dark caverns of a cave hidden in a bigger cave there was a man named Fronkluf. He had everything. Riches, looks, a great job, a swimmingpool, wife and everything a man could want. But yet he wasn't satisfied. He wanted more. Yet he didn't know what it was. While biding his time in the cavern, he realized after a while that he'd very much like to remove the boulder from his left leg. The one that had been sitting in him for hours now, making it impossible for him to get out.Suddenly, after a brief sneeze, a genie pops out of his nose. The genie offers to help him loose. But it would cost him. The genie wanted all the mans riches and possessions as payment. The man thought about it for a while and came up with a counteroffer. "Would you take my wife instead?" he asked."No" replied the genie."Well then bugger off!" said the man.He later died in the cavern.

A sudden car passes down a highway, the man inside lights a cigerette. The driver sees the brighest day givin his sight miles ahead on the desert road as the sun light beams through the tinted windows. He pulls over at a gas station to refuel. He opens the car door, the night creeps in. AH! he forgets! he leans into his car and turns off his cars night vision button.

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Sir_Manfred

Once upon a time there was an old fellow called "Strat".A jolly old chap he was. Until one day, he got struck by the grumpflu.He became so grumpy he complained about any kind of change to his world view.He even complained to this guy called Sir Manfred about the recent sig-change that he had done.Manfred asked: "Whats wrong with it, Strat?"