Hillary Clinton

Just when you thought the 2016 presidential election has reached peak absurdity, the cackling prankster gods currently pulling our candidates' marionette strings blessed us with a mini-scandal like Pepe Gate.

Regardless of your feelings about this year's presidential campaign, there are certain bedrock principles that all Americans hold sacred, universal truths that Republicans, Democrats, and even people who have never heard of Aleppo can agree on.