Weir, who was banned from watching The Simpsons as a child, has 41 tattoos of Homer Simpson on his body. That'll show limit-setting parents! Guinness confirms that his tattoos depict Homer in various states, including "Homer as a jack-in-the box, the Grim Reaper, in an elephant suit, as the Hulk, and even Homer as a donut."

Weir told Guinness that he spent last year alcohol-free in order to spend his money on tattoos rather than beer, a noble goal if I have ever heard one. Think of how many Simpsons tattoos we could all have if we chose to do the same!