The Kyle Kendrick Song

Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth
Like a horrying, Terri-fying, Morti-fying, Kendrick start!
What I say?
Kendrick start!
What’s it called?
Rockie-ball!
That’s right! Rockieball!
Rockieball…Rockieball…Rockieball….
I hear this guy is awfully bad…
At the end of the year, you’ll be real glad….
Is there a chance this trend could end?
Not on your life, my mountain friend.
What about our great offense?
They can’t hit where the air is dense.
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I’m on the level!
The shine came off our top prospect
Don’t you worry, that’s one aspect.
I swear it’s Denver’s only choice…
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Rockieball!
What’s it called?
Rockieball!
Once again…
Rockieball!
But our pitching staff is still full of holes…
They just need better control!
Rockieball!
Rockieball!
Rockieball!
[big finish]
Rockieball!
Rockie…… D’oh!