"99 Red Balloons" Based on the performance by Nena"99 Free CDs" Parody by Edward

About those stupid free CDs you get with newspapers these days, THEY'RE SOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!

You and I in a little newsagentBuy a bag of newspapers with the money we've gotRead them all when we got home'till one by one they were readBack at home, feeling inside themGive the message "something's in them"Lurking in those nespapersNinety nine free CDs to chuck!

Ninety nine cool newspapersAll of them with free CDsTo chuck, chuck, in the dustbinOf to throw out of the windowWorse than those AOL CD'sThis is it boys, this is junkProbably never listened toThey're ninety nine free CDs to chuck!

Ninety nine CDs to chuckTo put down my old dustbinElse they'll clutter up my houseEveryone's a rubbish oneWith orders to throw in the binéTo clarify and classifyScramble in the dusty-binNinety nine fre CDs to chuck!

They're ninety-nine free CDs to chuck

Ninety nine papers I have hadIn every one a free CDIt's all over and they've gone awayIn this dustbin that's been emptiedAnd they ain't no souveniersJust to prove the Sun was hereAnd there are no free CDsForget about the fucking junk!