But I am surprised. Other than that one guy losing an eye, and a few alarmingly fatal three foot drops, there has been surprisingly little bloodshed this run around. Up in the air as to whether that's a good thing, but it would be pretty great if you could decapitate Ghetto Child, or tear off the Dickster's programmin' arms.

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

I can see the headlines now.

ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTOR SEVERELY INJURED IN WRESTLING MATCH

The 61-year-old star of Rob Roy and Schindler's List retired from acting after his career went weird as a result of appearing in Taken and pursued a career in professional wrestling. In his most recent match his rivalry with fellow wrestler Scotbird reached its logical conclusion when the A-Team star was hit so hard with a metal chair that his hand exploded. He expects to return to the ring in five weeks in spite of this debilitating injury. Scotbird had the following to say: "Good bloody riddance to the stinkyhole. He was a right pain the arsehole. Boo-urns, I say."

Also, it's probably a good move on Oje's part, that retirement thing. I almost feel like it should be mandatory that loss-of-limb would force that, else kill the wrestler. But the idea that Liam "Hand-Grenade" Neeson may come back for creepy stalker revenge wielding an Aquaman-like harpoon fist is pretty entertaining.

Also, it's probably a good move on Oje's part, that retirement thing. I almost feel like it should be mandatory that loss-of-limb would force that, else kill the wrestler. But the idea that Liam "Hand-Grenade" Neeson may come back for creepy stalker revenge wielding an Aquaman-like harpoon fist is pretty entertaining.

Its terrible when someone has a leg off and needs to climb into a steel cage match. It doesn't go so well.

I loving knew you were going to lose when you called it a boring match that you were sure to win. MDickie's wrestling games are simply too much like real life wrestling for that not to mean you would lose the lead right at the end. Pure coding genius.