Joe Piscopo: Yeah, I can't believe how young you are sometimes, man. Hey -- have you ever heard of premature ejaculation?

[ Eddie's face turns sour, as he looks about the room with worry ]

Joe Piscopo: Yeah?

Eddie Murphy: [ uneasy ] I'll be okay...

Joe Piscopo: Yeah. Eddie, she thinks you're funny, right?

Eddie Murphy: So...?

Joe Piscopo: Well, what if you take off your clothes, and she thinks you're even funnier? Edie, we both know the myth isn't true. [ he nods ]

Eddie Murphy: Oh...

Joe Piscopo: Yeah. Eddie, listen -- you know, we've been through a lot the last couple of years. We're pretty tight, right? So I'm just trying to save you from the embarrasment.

[ Eddie nods in agreement ]

Lauren Hutton: Eddie?

Joe Piscopo: So long, pal...

[ Joe waves and disappears into thin air ]

Lauren Hutton: Look at this. [ she steps out in a short black negligee, fully exposing her stocking tops and garters ] I mean, my God! I'm supposed to be playing an archaeologist in this next sketch! They've got me in THREE of these things! I think those two writers -- you know, those two guys? -- they just want me to be in underwear the entire time.

Eddie Murphy: [ he stands, nervously ] Yeah, well, uh... Lauren? I have to go now. Okay? You look real nice... you dress real good! Okay? You take it easy. Good night.

Lauren Hutton: Okay. Keep it up, then.

Eddie MUrphy: Yes!

[ Eddie exits the dressing room ]

[ Hutton steps back behind her dressing room, as a tinkling sound effect is heard and Joe Piscopo lifts his head over the screen and raises his eyebrows for the audience's delight ]