Granted, now you're set upon by rabid Growlithes. Don't go to the water, you'll see Sharpedos. Don't stop on rocks, they're all Geodudes. Good luck! You're in Australia now, everything is trying to kill you.

Your new friends become so reliably honest that they always let you know the whole brutal truth, like that extra weight you might have acquired. They also come around so often that you feel like they live with you, and constantly insist on going everywhere together.

I wish I had a steady residual income that lets me just stay home or travel as I please...instead of this whole...work crap.