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has just referred to himself in the 3rd person to award himself a sense of hierarchy and importance like the rest of you lonely folk. please '' like this '' it will warm my ego over untill i can crack another joke in public, gaining the approval of my social circle.. oh joy .. were all fwends !!.. lets have something in common other than death ...

Sam Beale

sober as a judge ... on narcissistic book .. i speak sense im sure , ahhh theres method in his madness they cry, bleating on .. how can he see such design faults in this pixilated patchwork, broken bandages clinging to their solidifying souls .. i dont know he will splutter .. whos he??, are we in the 3rd or 4th person now??, whos who, which brain in whos head, .. hes got the fever again, bed at 9 , lights out ..

using said book to echo their narcissism, oh, how novel .. the dogs drinking from the same bowl ..pour me another, down the escape hatch in one old boy .. let the swans drown in bilge water

sober and still a cock .. great fun .. i do this just to annoy the mrs, coz the inlaws will get scared ... talking bout suicide is the best ..