DD: Tonight we look at the true underdog of the Janitorial election race: Cello Collin.

Collin has a long and sordid history on these boards, dating back a long, long time, but I still remember when he was an eager annoying newbie. I remember when he was banned. I remember when I played a role in getting him un-banned. I'm sorry everyone.

Collin was kind enough to join us for an interview this evening. Hello Collin.

CC: Hey Ken.

DD: So what's it like to be running for janitor?

CC: I have no idea what you're talking about.

DD: You're nominated for the position of FBTB Janitor.

CC: *sticks fingers in his ears* La-la-la I can't hear you.

DD: Do you know you're running?

CC: Running for what?

DD: Never mind. You're American right?

CC: You can't prove that.

DD: You admit it. And proudly at that. Why are you being difficult?

CC: I don't know. It's fun. And besides, I don't see what I have to do with an election special.

DD: Well you are running.

CC: Am not.

DD: Are too.

CC: Am not.

DD: Yes you are!

CC: NEVER!

DD: Only I may yell in the studio.

CC: Oh, sorry. I used to be an employee of FBTBCNN, I maintain yelling rights.

DD: Well [expletive deleted]. This was a waste of an interview. Good luck with not running.

CC: Thank you.

DD: Tune in tomorrow when we interview the man behind the curtain: that crazy Caknucklehead Daz Hoo. Who also worked for FBTBCNN in the past. Until then this is Darth Duck saying: I need more friends._________________Sometimes I Quack Myself Up...

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