Also, we need a Senatorial Aide to me in the EUS...any nominations, or anyone else want the job? If so, please challenge the others to a duel to the death, and fight shamelessly and violently over your title.

Before you commit to the Senate, allow me to extend to you the chance to become a member of the EU Empire. We will of course offer you increased authority and say in matters. If you choose the Senate, we will leave you in peace. Please inform me privately of your decision. I await your response.