(Lights up on
bare stage. The HOT DOG MAN enters in the audience selling hot dogs, soon
arriving on stage)

HOT DOG MAN

Hot dogs! Get your famous hot dogs here!

How
about you sir? How bout one of our world famous fresh and guaranteed juicy hot
dogs?!

No?

Come on! Its guaranteed or your money
back, or your money back!

No?

No. Alright, no big deal.Like water off my back, ya know.

Hot dogs! Get your famous hot dogs here!Come on people! Hot dogs!

No?

I'm just trying to make a living
here!Get them while they last, enjoy
them before you get home only to find your wife surfing the internet in some
chat room posing naked in front of a web cam fucking my best friend slash
neighbor going at it like jackrabbits!