The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his
heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the
Bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

The first man to approach him said, “Your Excellency, I am the
brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this
very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me
to replace him in this duty.”

The Bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless
man’s brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell,
he moaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the
spot.

The monks, hearing the Bishop’s cries of grief at this second
tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

“What has happened? Who is this man?” the first monk asked
breathlessly.

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Welcome everyone from Sunny Florida where winter has at last
arrived. Monday night the temperature dropped to 57 degrees, and
last night it dropped to 50. So it’s decidedly chilly, but nice blue
skies at least. For those of you running in Centigrade, 57 is 13C
and 50 is 10C. Yeah – it’s not so chilly compared with many of you
living closer to the poles… Just teasing you

I hope you enjoyed the long long long joke I sent out yesterday. Did
you actually manage to read through it? Are you still in the middle
of it? Is it going to take you a week LOL Or did you just give
up…

I am trying to catch up and get a few more jokes out now, since my
princess returned to England and I have a bit more time on my hands.
I still have hundreds of emails to work through, hundreds of links at
Stumbleupon (http://poddys.stumbleupon.com) to wade through too, and
lots of updates to make to my lenses at Squidoo
(http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/poddys).

Since I have been so busy taking care of my girlfriend, I haven’t
been able to promote my lenses as much as I would like, and the
traffic has slipped somewhat, which is saddening. If you do have
some spare time and would like to see some more jokes, funny
pictures, music videos or to see what else I have created pages
about, there is a list of my humor lenses at the end of this message,
or you can visit http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/poddys for a list
of all the lenses that I have created – over 60 now covering a number
of different topics.

Well October is about to fade out, November will be here at the
weekend, and soon Christmas, Hannuka or whatever you celebrate at the
end of the year. I can’t believe how quickly 2008 has passed.

I will also be pleased next week when the Presidential Election here
in the USA finally gets around to the voting stage, and hope it
doesn’t turn into a fiasco like the last time. If you would like to
see a mildly adult funny related to the election, don’t miss the
adult joke section later in this email. I hope you enjoy it.

That’s it from me for today.
Enjoy the jokes.
Hope you have a great week.
Tony -> The Big Poddy

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