Cool Things to Find (Parody of "Dumb Ways to Die")

Find Amelia Earhart’s fate A golden cake without a sell-by date See missing socks, of every size and shape Open a box with a lost Nixon tape

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Meet a friend that hugs your face And a cat in a peculiar place Learn to love and find your mate Avoid those who hate and exterminate!

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Help a friend that seems a bit encumbered Play a game with a long awaited number Detect significant amounts of martian methane Discover high levels of moisture in soil Find microbial life beyond Earth for the first time They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

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