Keep hashin’, hashin’, hashin’, Oh my box is thrashin’, Keep them miners hashin’, Bitcoin. Fifteen machines in tandem, But it’s so bloody random, An’ I got this achin’ in my groin. All the things I’m missin’, Good vittles, love, and kissin’, Will be waitin’ for me in Des Moines

Hashin’, hashin’, hashin’, Though the market’s crashin’, Keep them miners hashin’, Bitcoin. Just let me solve the next block, And I’ll go back to Bangkok. I’ve had my fill of Des Moines. Em dee-five’s calculatin’, My true love will be waitin’: Waitin’ for me with sirloin.