Ahead of Trump's England visit, we sent the Marquis Marchoisias, our best infernal correspondent, to the countryside to scope out local sentiment toward the Little Horn, away from the hubbub of the city.

Several mainstream media outlets suggested Little Horn Trump ought to appoint a woman to the High Court, but we here at AntiTrump.com, being well-versed in both scatamancy and at least three types of numerology, have heard rumblings that The Beast might be looking to go even further and appoint an actual demon to the bench.