I Want a New Girlfriend – Monday April 27

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Well, it’s the end of a great weekend and I’m here to tell you all about what I did. Today I picked up my season tickets for Six Flags and tried out all their new rides. Unfortunately most of the rides weren’t in commission but most of them were going. Based on today it looks like it’s going to be a great summer. Between Six Flags, sitting by the pool, and drinking like a rock star this summer is going to be pretty full.

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One evening after a few drinks at the local tavern, two buddies named Jack and Bernie started discussing their wives. Quickly the conversation moved on to orgasms.
Bernie asked Jack, “Did you know that there are four different types of orgasms?”
Jack replied, “Really? I had no idea. What are they?”
Bernie answered, “Well, they are the Positive, Negative, Religious, and the Fake.”
“What’s the difference? asked Jack.
Bernie replied, “The Positive goes, ‘Oh yes! Ooh yes!’ The Negative goes, ‘Oh no! Oh no!’ The Religious goes, ‘Oh God! Oh God!’ And, the Fake one goes, ‘Oh Jack! Oh Jack!'”

Hot or Not Broads Who Want My Pole

Revenge of the Fat Face – This is the type of girl who just posts her face because either she has a wicked fat body, or it’s just nasty. She also has that little whore look that I like, but it’s only a good thing if she has the body to match. She’s probably a girl that’s good from far, but far from good.

Attack of the ASS – This girl is just inviting anything with a dick to stick it in her holiest of holy places. She goes to WNEC which is a pretty upscale school around these parts. I’ve only been there a couple of times, but when I was going to AIC, our schools used to party at the same bar. Most of the girls from there were pretty easy, and also pretty loose. Maybe that’s why she’s showing off her ass, she knows that her poon is damaged goods. But hey what do I know.. I’ve been fucking the same girl for like a year now.