YOUR funny advice as a newlywed to a bride – GO!!!

I just got married 3.5 weeks ago, and I’m already starting to think about what I’d like to say in my speech at my sister’s wedding in 2015. I’d like to try and make it funny/clever, but we’ll see. At our wedding, my brother in law gave a hilarious speech to my husband about how to keep his wife happy since happy wife = happy life! I thought it might be cute if we continued the theme and I called my husband up to join me during my speech at my sister’s wedding and impart some “wisdom” from our first year of marriage to the newly weds.

Now I’ve only been married a few weeks, but by the time she gets married it’ll be just about a year. But I am an eager beaver and want to collect ideas early.

So what would your clever/witty/funny advice to a bride be?? Help a sister out, ladies!

At my friend’s wedding, her sister made them say funny vows to one another. EVeryone from promising to let him play xBox/her watch the Kardashians, to wearing socks to bed when your feet are cold, stuff like that. Not really advice, but it was hysterical.