The Wisdom of the Buddah

On the blessed Sabbath, "Rub the Buddah" concluded his show by urging his audience to "drive carefully" and "use a condom." At first, I found the association of the Lord-bequeathed day of rest with STDs to be disturbing. But then, I realized that a disproportionate percentage of the officially & unofficially, temporarily or permanently betrothed among the wage slaves would indeed engage in intimate conjugal intercourse at the very time that Buddah has his show.