It appears as if Ian McKellen, who played Gandalf in the movie adaptation of Tolkien’s trilogy, was Parker and Lenas’s dream officiant. McKellen hinted as such in a recent interview with the Daily Mail, saying, “I was offered $1.5 million to marry a very famous couple in California, which I would perhaps have considered doing but I had to go dressed as Gandalf. So I said, ‘I am sorry. Gandalf doesn’t do weddings.’”

Hear that? Gandalf can fight a Balrog and save Helm’s Deep, but he doesn’t do weddings — so, for the love of Manwë, unpin him from your Pinterest board immediately.