“When I see comedian — and ‘comedienne’, of course I hate it — I think ‘Oh, really?’ because I think of myself as a writer and broadcaster. Sometimes it’s funny but I’ve just done a piece for Radio 3 all about Mary Wollstonecraft, and there’s not a joke in it.”

* Welcome back, Michelle! And thank you for looking in! (I hope you don’t mind the half point, for Q5, yesterday: there’s two Milanese teams, AC Milan and Inter Milan. It’s a bit like mixing up Manchester Uniter and Manchester City. Or Melbourne City and Melbourne Victory! Bit of an Old Firm Derby … )