As it’s talk like a pirate day, I ain’t gonna put on a silly voice, cos’ I’m gonna talk like a pirate from Oxford.

BUT! Curtesy of fidius.org, via mou, I do have a pirate name and a bloody good one too:

My pirate name is:

Bloody Sam Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!