Texas woman Angela Buchanan is being charged with misdemeanor online impersonation, which sounds pretty mundane and boring. But just wait until you find out why!

According to affidavits, Angela told her girlfriend- BFF, not romantic- she had breast cancer, and after the two had a nice long cry about it, a "doctor" contacted Angela's friend online.

The doc, actually Angela Internet-cognito, told the friend that Angela's cancer could be treated in a unique way. The affidavit says:

"[The victim] [said] that 'Doc' advised that the pre-cancerous mass in Buchanan's breast could possibly be delayed or cured by an increase in certain hormone production. 'Doc' advised that this hormone production could be stimulated by sexual intercourse.

'Doc' began to recommend to [the victim] that she participate in sexual activity [with Buchanan] in order to bolster this hormone production and possibly save her friend's life."

Wow, right? Totally not even done!

Angela's BFF fell for the whole shebang and started engaging in regular sex, despite the BFF A) not being a lesbian and B) having "religious convictions" against it.

She apparently was just that good a friend! In fact, she was so good a friend, that when Angela- as herself- said they should get married to help with a child custody dispute, the friend WENT THROUGH WITH IT!

It wasn't until after wedding that the victim's daughter started to put 2 and 2 together and helped her mom to uncover the whole sordid mess.

When charged, Angela confessed to the plot and released on a $1,500 bond.

We have to get down to Texas! It sounds like a good place to sell this bridge we've been trying to unload!

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

A North Korean military officer has been executed with a mortar shell blast for disrespecting late 'Dear Leader' Kim Jong-il by drinking alcohol during the 100-day mourning period.

South Korean media claim Kim Chol, the secretive state’s former vice minister of the army, was forced to stand on a spot that had been targeted with a mortar on the orders of Kim Jong-un.

The North Korean leader, who took over from his father after his death in December last year, demanded Kim Chol was 'obliterated', with 'no trace of him behind, down to his hair' in January.

It followed the North Korean regime's decision to order its 25 million population to abstain from pleasurable activities – including drinking alcohol - in honour of Kim Jong-il.

As an initial crack down on pleasure, anyone found to be not showing extreme distress in the hours after the dictator’s death were dealt with severely by being sent to six months in labour camps, according to reports leaking from the Stalinist nation.

It was claimed that anyone who failed to turn up at organised mourning events within two days of the burial service were sent to a labour camp and punishment was also meted out to anyone who even made a mobile phone call out of the country.

But when the mourning period to mark Kim’s burial was over and the strict ‘no pleasure’ 100 days followed, anyone who raised a glass of alcohol was in danger of receiving a death sentence.

According to South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper, Kim Chol was one of those who failed to resist the chance of having a drink.

And while he was the most senior official reported to have been arrested and executed, the South Korea newspaper reporter that a number of other generals were shot after being found guilty of drinking and being involved in sex scandals.

In total, 14 senior party, government and military officials were said to have been ‘purged’ on the direct orders of Kim’s son and new leader Kim Jong-un.

It was claimed by sources outside the country that the mourning periods had created a ‘vicious atmosphere of fear’ which have spilled over to daily life almost a year after Kim Jong-il’s death.

South Korean lawmaker Yoon Sang-hyun told the Chosun Ilbo paper that the executions were probably not over.

‘It seems that the purges will continue for the time being, as Kim Jong-un is tightening his grip on power,’ he said.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.