Spinal Tap A to Zed

Penis: The boys, like most of their female fans, are
in awe of their man things. Nigel: "[Female fans] are really
quite fearful, thats my theory. They see us on stage with
tight trousers and weve got, you know, armadillos in our
trousers. I mean, its really quite frightening, the size.
They run screaming." Other words they have used affectionately,
in public, to describe their appendages include wanger, love gun,
ding-dong, Roger the Dodger, pink torpedo, pitchfork, silo, Old
Sweet William, little gent with the fire hat, Pink Oboe and One-Eyed
Willie. David, on MuchMusic: "We did our bit, and we had
our bits done occasionally." In a 1980 interview, Nigel revealed
he tucked his penis to the left. "Thats pretty much
crowded in there, you cant really get much in that side
pocket." (MH3) See also Erection,
Dolphin.