Anyone Call for a Plumber?

The title has just about nothing to do with the picture except the guy looks like he just showed up to work on your pipes. I think I would call for a second quote if he showed up. I don't care if the people that told me about him said he was great. That big ass dick is not coming in this house. How could you even drive like that?

Why do guys do that shit to their dick anyways! Its totally discusting and a fuckin health hazzard! Fucking worthless idiots! Maybe in their next life they will be happy as a cockroach with NO DICK!!\"