OKTOBERFEST! It started today in Munich, Germany where millions of beer drinkers from all over the world will flock for the next two weeks for, well, beer. And sausage flavored ice cream. And pretty girls. And more beer.

Luxurious undergarments and Japan’s predilection for useless inventions, together at last. The Triumph Lingerie company is fond of unveiling novelty bras in Japan on a yearly basis, most of which never get past the prototype phase. Here are but a few.

Which is the best? All of them. Jennifer Lawrence has had a busy March, promoting the bejesus out of “The Hunger Games” on a globetrotting tour of press events and premieres. Here’s a sampling of what she’s worn throughout the month.

It’s not even available on DVD or Netflix, but, thanks to glorious Internet magic, Russ Meyer’s classic feminist biker flick can now be seen in its entirety online. Director John Waters praises the 1965 title as “beyond a doubt, the best movie ever made. It is possibly better than any film that will be made in the future.” Happy viewing, YouTubers.

…out of her dress. This looks just painful!
At the premiere of “I Don’t Know How You Do It” Miss Hendricks wore one of her many flattering boob dresses. You think Sarah Jessica Parker is pissed no one looked at her?
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From the New York Philharmonic production of Stephen Sondheim’s “Company,” here are two of the most lusted-after people on the internet getting disrobed together. Unfortunately, this run has already finished. We have only these tear-stained photos as a painful reminder of what we missed.
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A hypnotic Chinese ad for some sort of boob-smooshing corset device. We now have a smutty infomercial gap with China. I don’t have any idea what they’re saying in this commercial. Quite frankly, I don’t really care.
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