In the beginning... There was nothing. Then, for no reason... BANG! everything that we know and love flew out at different angles, rocks and stars started hitting each other and stuff... then water came out of this explosion and evolution turned mud into humans.

Exactly! Back in my day there was nothing. Nil, zip, zilch, zee-RO, nada, a big goose egg. Just the void. And we loved it, were damn glad to have it. Whippersnappers like god just weren't satisfied and had to stir it all up and start playing in the dirt, always making new stuff. Now look at the mess he's made. Kids today. Hmmmpf.