"Dear AT
I have just found out, that out there on the Internet, there are actually someone, who heard of "False Prophets" - the world's absolutely most fantastic band (if you ask me). Here in Denmark no one ever heard of the band except for my underground friend, who gave me "Invisible People" as a birthday present way back in the 80's.

I managed to find "Implosion" in the very early Internet Days but since then... I heard NOTHING of the False Prophets. Now, do they still exist or do they have any more records/cd's that I can buy? Please help me on this one. No one in Denmark can! Absolutely NOONE. My friend is no longer my friend (or at least I don't know where he is)... Do they still exist? In case they do I will most certainly find a way to come and hear them. They are the best!Regard from far, far, far away, A., Denmark"

08/24/05: "Insane and oh so familiar"
"Alternative Tentacles is da shit!!! Always has been, and hopefully always will. Just bought a bunch o' records from ya'll and am extremely pleased as usual. The Mentally Ill at Gacy's Place is insane and oh so familiar. Do the right thing and get those DK records back in the collection cuz all my compact shits skip, and I refuse to buy from turncoats. Mail/Male kicks ass and I hope I get This is My Fist someday!
Peace, Chris/Sandi Nyc"

08/05/05: Classic 8
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common"

- Dorothy Parker

08/05/05: Classic 7
Upon being challenged to use "horticulture" in a sentence:
"You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think."