Porn Film Broadcast On Airport Screen: TSA Approve

HARD cheese Heathrow and Gatwick Airport dwellers – they’re showing a porn film on the jumbo trons at Bangladesh’s Shahjalal International Airport. For a five full minutes last Friday, travellers got to look at the arrivals and departures of some porn adventurers.

Says magistrate Siddiqa Akhter:

“The operator has been jailed instantly for two months. We have also summoned the owners of the cable firm to investigate the incident. We have to find out whether any criminal intent was involved.”

Conclusion: in the event of an emergency place your head between your own legs. Or head to America for a porny grope from the TSA.