Bring your kids or – who are we kidding – you’re going to go with other adults after brunch and that’s perfectly OK. Hipster Santa would approve. #blessed

It’s kind of mainstream, but you can make reservations to see the big man with his man-bun and Pendleton sweater sitting on a PDX Carpet-covered couch and his fixie in a Pinterest-inspired fair-trade display. Just tell your friends, "Oh yeah, Santa put me on the list."