All Hell Broke Loose At Justin Bieber's Movie Premiere

Justin Bieber and his crew of nobodies and hanger-ons walked the red carpet for the premiere of his new documentary, Believe, in Los Angeles last night, and naturally the theater was stormed by a mob of his insane teenage fans. Fortunately, no one was reportedly hurt, from Bieber and Usher to the Kardashian girl who is still underage but awkwardly showed off her leg and Jaden Smith's fly-catching mouth, but it still must have been a scary experience for Bieber, because I assume that he's stoned out of his mind 24/7. Fortunately, none of this will happen when he finally retires next week, at least until he reveals he's full of shit by announcing his new album in the spring.