Crippling Alcoholism is a group for people who accept their lifestyle choice and don't want to be interrupted by underage, weekend-warriors posting about puking at the beer pong tournament they had when Ricky C's parents went to Aruba last summer.

Are you physically dependent on alcohol? Are you psychologically broken without it? Is your alcoholism crippling? Then you probably belong here. Welcome.

Have you never had the shakes, nor repeatedly put a drink above everything else till you lost it all? Then check out the good people over at r/drunk.

Want to quit drinking for life? No longer want to be a CA? Need support or advice? Good luck and read this.

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CA Support began as a twice-weekly chat for CAs who want to participate in CA-style turn-based group therapy. It lost some steam and the regular chat sessions don't really happen anymore.

Despite that, there are still a number of good individuals who would be willing to lend an ear or offer some advice. You can contact the CA Support mods here to set something up, or stop by /r/CA_Support

I don't think I've ever gone sober.. granted I've only gone twice. They gave me a lolly and a bunch of worksheets. I got really drunk and put the worksheets through my grandparent's typewriter. Everything I turned in was mostly nonsense. It warmed my heart.

Your thousand imaginary upvotes will make up for the soul-crushing 5 downvotes I got. I am pleased with myself for doing this rather drunk, as I don't think it would have been as aesthetically pleasing had I done it sober. I'm much more creative with vodka.

I don't even touch a keyboard unless I'm half in the bag. (Having said that, I'm always hyper aware of my spelling and grammar.) Should there have been a hyphen between "hyper" and "aware"? See? That's what I worry about. Don't judge me.
Anyhoo. Part of the reason I drink like I do is that I like to clean when I'm drunk. And then I wake up, and it's like magical pixies came to my house and mopped my floor. NOPE! Just good ol' black out me.
Not remembering über cleaning is why drinking and cleaning is the BEST.