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The Illinois legislature recently voted to allow gay marriage and of course there were many up in arms about it. But hey, how can you compete with the mighty invisible power of Satan? http://wmay.com/wmay-news/79120

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Springfield’s Catholic bishop says same-sex marriage is the work of the devil… and he will offer prayers of exorcism next week, at the same time Governor Pat Quinn signs that new definition of marriage into law.

Bishop Thomas John Paprocki’s statement quotes Pope Francis from the days when Francis was a cardinal in Argentina. At that time, Francis said same-sex marriage came from, quote, “the father of lies."

In his written statement, Paprocki says anyone entering into a same-sex marriage is committing a serious sin… and politicians who voted in favor of it are, quote, “morally complicit as co-operators” in that sin.

The prayers of “supplication and exorcism” will be held next Wednesday from 4 to 5pm at the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Springfield.

Satan in Hell, sitting on a huge skull, surrounded by demons and tortured souls, flames leaping, brimstone fuming, the wailing and gnashing of teeth rends the air. He drums his fingers on the skull as He contemplates His next diabolical plan.

Suddenly, He snaps his fingers, leaps to his feet and yells, "I've got it! Let's go take over Illinois!"

It makes sense if you think about it. Illinois of Obama's 2nd home state. He lives there, was their senator before becoming president. He is also the anti Christ. So when you look at the big picture it all makes sense.

The area that was hit with the tornadoes today had one state representative vote for same sex marriage while the other representative voted against it. If god or Satan sent the tornado, I'm not sure what message they were trying to get across.

It would make things interesting. Hopefully they'd get whats coming to them... but sadly most of the violence here is misplaced.I am proud of my state for this one victory in equality, but we have so much more to work on still.