Duke Porn Star Lost Her Financial Aid…Because She Makes Too Much Money

Belle Knox’s (AKA the Duke Porn Star) tuition at Duke will be jumping to a whopping $15,000 next year, but it’s not because she’s been flunking out of classes (she got in A in human sexuality, har har). No, it’s because she makes too much money. According to Knox,

“…Weeks now has an income, she has lost her financial aid and will have to pay much more out of pocket.’That, compared with my parents income, is deemed by the financial aid office to be sufficient to pay my tuition. Which is ridiculous,’…she lost $13,000 in financial aid…”

Uh, last time I checked, financial aid was for students who weren’t making any money, or at least not enough to put themselves through school. Knox has had a shitload of television interviews, gotten paid to appear at strip clubs, her own sex toy line and has a TV show called “The Sex Factor” coming out soon. Tuition still isn’t cheap after all of that, but at this point there are students out there who need financial aid more than you do. Yet we have a slew of self pity…

“I cannot tell you how difficult it is to hear my wealthy friends talk about all of the exciting summer plans in Greece or London they have, while I know I’m going to be working. I’m in that middle-class bind where many students find themselves. My parents make too much on paper to qualify for sufficient aid, but not enough to afford $47,000 a year. Alas, the plight of a middle-class student.”

Girl you’re about to have your OWN reality show. I can guarantee you, your friends would trade their trips to Greece or whereverthefuck to be a face on TV. Boo hoo, cry me a river about how hard life is. Getting thrown into the “real world” before graduating college blows since you can’t go out drinking on the weekends like all your friends do, but welcome to the post grad life. It sucks and you’ll want to run back to campus and shotgun beers in front of the library on a daily basis. Better get used to it sooner than later.