Fart Detector

Now you can use space-age technology to provide you with early warning of gaseous atacks from friends and relatives. This technologically advanced product actually detects methane gas and issue a loud warning. Perfect gift for the aromatic friend who has everything.

So, for $34.99 you can buy a fart detector. Really I don’t need this. If I want to detect a fart I have a nose. I think the right marketing slogan should be: “if you don’t have a nose and you want to detect your fat girlfriend fart you should buy this crap.”