Chris Pratt Thinks a Threesome With Him, Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans Would Be ‘Super Hot’

Chris Pratt Thinks a Threesome With Him, Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans Would Be 'Super Hot'

Chris Pratt basically skyrocketed to a whole new level of stardom this weekend thanks to the bajillion dollars (or so) "Guardians of the Galaxy" made at the box office, and that’s fine by us. Besides the facts that we’ve had a thing for the actor since his "Everwood" days, and that we 100% trust Anna Faris would only marry someone incredibly awesome, Pratt also knows how to give the perfect answer to questions pertaining to fantasy threeways involving him and his male Marvel universe comrades.

In an interview with Buzzfeed, Pratt was asked if he’d seen X-rated fan fiction to that effect, and he gave essentially the perfect answer (though we’d definitely sub in Aaron Johnson or Chris Hemsworth for Downey Jr, but hey):

BuzzFeed: Do you know anything about the fan fiction that is online? Has anyone clued you into this subsection of the fan world?

Pratt: No, should I be scared?

BuzzFeed: No, it’s all complimentary. It’s just people that think you guys are super hot and should be hooking up with each other.

Pratt: Like, me, Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr.? I’ll have to say I agree.”

Of course, we spent an hour trying finding this fan fiction to no avail. If any of you know where to find it, let us know… And in the meantime you can watch the interview below (though note the sound is kind of bad):