England's Soccer Team Offers
World Cup of Juicy Tabloid Tales

OK, OK. For all you who have been pestering the Fix about when we would see fit to crank up the World Cup soccer coverage....

Oh, wait, sorry. Actually there hasn't been a single e-mail so far complaining that there has been exactly one soccer-column link to date and here we are less than two weeks from the grandest spectacle in all off sport, the coming futbol championship in Japan/South Korea.