You have to admire the commitment to civic-mindedness, history, and patriotism, but that is one ugly tattoo. We do like giving Andrew Jackson the teardrop tattoo—a tattoo within a tattoo, probably symbolic of Old Hickory's involvement with the Indian Removal Act of 1830 that set in motion the Trail of Tears—but we at Deadspin were sort of stumped by the portrait of Franklin. Is it Ben Franklin as Old West hankerchief-wearing bank robber? As ninja? Wearing a well-decorated surgical mask? Whatever it is, one thing is clear: Mike Pouncey is very excited about our shared national heritage. Kudos.