You said you wanted to know more.

So this whole page is your fault.

Sneha reckons it’s a bit douchey to write about oneself in third person but it seems to be current best practice when it comes to these things, so that’s what she’s going to do.

Sneha was born in a secret town in India that only some people know about called, Dharwad. If you want to know more, you can read about it in her upcoming book.

Her parents migrated to Australia when she was a one year old. Then she turned two and that’s when sh*t hit the fan. Honestly, you’ll just need to read the book when it comes out. It’s basically the screenplay of a Bollywood epic.

Skipping ahead, she studied at Hogwarts and claims that it made her the magical person she is today. She then went on to earn her tertiary qualifications at Monash University, where she almost got kicked out.

She hopes that by the time she is 80, she would no longer be frightened by insects and that she would have raised kind, empathetic and strong humans.

She likes:

Learning languages

People who aren’t too proud to say, “I don’t know,” and “I am sorry.”

Home Alone 1 + 2

Stationery

Ice cream

Strength training at her gym

She dislikes:

Small talk

Rudeness

Home Alone 3 onwards

She vehemently dislikes:

Children being treated like empty vessels and vehicles for their parents’ ambitions

Hop on board the #counterculturalrespect bandwagon

I have an unusually high bone density. Which means, my fossils will hang around when most others are gone. When people find it, they’ll wish they could have dissected the brain of this very interesting individual. Don’t let that be one of your regrets. Subscribe to see what’s under my hat every week.

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Feel free to make up a fake name. I know you were going to anyways. If, however, you do trust me with your real name & email address, I am honoured and I won’t share it with anyone except for my dog, who is my writing buddy and secretary.