Monsieur Velvet sports a superb moustache, oozes charisma, and has a little tag along... for the sake of ease lets call him Charlie. Mat, smooth as Velvet, tolerates a small, eager, and annoying wannabe with a huge secret.

This original blend offers an astounding display of acrobatic prowess wrapped in a hilarious crinkly wrapper with a stunning twist at the end.

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