Neil Patrick Harris Goes Into The MATRIX

Comedian, Emmy winner, Dougie Howser, and Starship Troopers star Neil Patrick Harris is in talks to join the cast of The Matrix 4.

No details yet on the role and story details are being kept highly secret. He would be the fourth casting following Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Keanu Reeves, and Carrie-Anne Moss.

Shooting will begin in early 2020 with Lana Wachowski behind the camera. Lana co-wrote the script with Aleksander Hemon and David Mitchell.

The three previous films seemed to form a definite arc with a clear cut ending. It is unclear where the story will go from here to resurrect the franchise. The three moves were smash hits, earning more than $1.6 billion at the global box office and giving rise to legions of terrible sad-sacks in leather trench coats and wraparound sunglasses looking absolutely tragic out in the wild.

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We hope they come back as let’s be honest, we could all do with a good laugh.

The year is 2020. This is Last Movie Outpost, transmitting from the ends of the earth to anybody out there whose minds are still their own. Free thinkers, if there are any left out there in Wokeville, are welcome here.