]]>42:31yesIt's our second episode of the quarantine! Sit back, relax, and enjoy our discussion of vermin.22fullPretty Gross57 - Podcast in the Time of COVID-1957 - Podcast in the Time of COVID-19Fri, 17 Apr 2020 06:00:00 +0000We're BACK! Welcome to Season 2 of Pretty Gross. We kick off our first remotely-recorded COVID-19 Quaranteen episode with a nice, gentle gross. Links below!

]]>This episode is accidentally inspired by Twitter! Thank goodness for the incredible fertile social media platform. Join Kayla and Alyssa as they chat about two topics they found on Twitter. Links & pics below!

]]>50:38yesThis episode is accidentally inspired by Twitter! Thank goodness for the incredible fertile social media platform. Join Kayla and Alyssa as they chat about two topics they found on Twitter.155fullPretty Gross54 - Pretty Brad54 - Pretty BradFri, 25 Oct 2019 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla celebrate both their two-year grossaversary AND Halloween in this week's episode. Links below!

]]>01:03:02yesAlyssa and Kayla celebrate both their two-year grossaversary AND Halloween in this week's episode. 154fullPretty Gross53 - Extreme Cheesecake53 - Extreme CheesecakeFri, 11 Oct 2019 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla are back and better than ever. Get ready to hear about some seriously dirty folks, and make sure to...keep your head on straight. Links below!

]]>01:10:19yesAlyssa and Kayla are back and better than ever. Get ready to hear about some seriously dirty folks, and make sure to...keep your head on straight.153fullPretty Gross52 - Murphy's Law (rebroadcast)52 - Murphy's Law (rebroadcast)Fri, 27 Sep 2019 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla come together for their grossest episode yet with a little help from Murphy himself (and Alyssa's family texting her nonstop). Be warned - we're talking expired semen and dirty diapers in here, so tread lightly.]]>Alyssa and Kayla come together for their grossest episode yet with a little help from Murphy himself (and Alyssa's family texting her nonstop). Be warned - we're talking expired semen and dirty diapers in here, so tread lightly.]]>49:10yesAlyssa and Kayla come together for their grossest episode yet with a little help from Murphy himself (and Alyssa's family texting her nonstop). Be warned - we're talking expired semen and dirty diapers in here, so tread lightly.152fullPretty Gross51 - Terrible Ways To Survive51 - Terrible Ways To SurviveFri, 13 Sep 2019 08:00:00 +0000We're back to our regularly scheduled programming with this week's episode! Alyssa and Kayla discuss terrible ways to survive - and oh yeah, they have some topics, too. Links & pics below!

]]>01:11:08yesWe're back to our regularly scheduled programming with this week's episode! Alyssa and Kayla discuss terrible ways to survive - and oh yeah, they have some topics, too.151fullPretty Gross50 - Ask Us Anything!50 - Ask Us Anything!Fri, 30 Aug 2019 08:00:00 +0000It's our 50th episode special! Alyssa & Kayla answer YOUR questions in their first ever "AUA." No links & pics this time, but be sure to go back and check out the show notes for some of our earlier episodes we talk about here.]]>It's our 50th episode special! Alyssa & Kayla answer YOUR questions in their first ever "AUA." No links & pics this time, but be sure to go back and check out the show notes for some of our earlier episodes we talk about here.]]>02:00:19yesIt's our 50th episode special! Alyssa & Kayla answer YOUR questions in their first ever "AUA." No links & pics this time, but be sure to go back and check out the show notes for some of our earlier episodes we talk about here.150fullPretty Gross49 - Teensy Tinesy49 - Teensy TinesyFri, 16 Aug 2019 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa & Kayla go full-blown science class in this week's episode - and even have a little PSA for their listeners. Links & pics below!

]]>56:21yesIt's short and sweet! Alyssa and Kayla tackle oddly related topics, and try to make up for the horror of the previous episode. 146fullPretty Gross45 - Semen Ants45 - Semen AntsFri, 21 Jun 2019 08:00:00 +0000In a Pretty Gross first, Alyssa & Kayla get the closest to puking on air they ever have - and potentially ever will. But don't worry, there's a nice, gentle, gross come down after. Links below!

]]>01:03:07yesAlyssa & Kayla return to form with a particularly informative - and stomach churning - episode of Pretty Gross.144fullPretty Gross43 - A Very Special Episode43 - A Very Special EpisodeSat, 25 May 2019 07:37:07 +0000Alyssa & Kayla get current and tackle a topic that isn't gross in the slightest, but gets treated grossly far too often: abortion. Links below.

]]>01:21:40yesAlyssa and Kayla come out swinging with some wildly different topics in this week's episode of Pretty Gross.142fullPretty Gross41 - Totes Magotes41 - Totes MagotesFri, 26 Apr 2019 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla focus on the disgusting things we can do to the human face - from what goes into our mouths, to what goes into our eyes. Links & pics below!

]]>01:01:35yesAlyssa and Kayla focus on the disgusting things we can do to the human face - from what goes into our mouths, to what goes into our eyes.141fullPretty Gross40 - The Siblings Episode40 - The Siblings EpisodeFri, 12 Apr 2019 08:00:00 +0000In honor of Siblings Day, Alyssa and Kayla each have their siblings on the show to talk about their disgusting childhoods together.

]]>01:16:52yesIn honor of Siblings Day, Alyssa and Kayla each have their siblings on the show to talk about their disgusting childhoods together.140fullPretty Gross39 - Choose This To Do This39 - Choose This To Do ThisFri, 29 Mar 2019 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa & Kayla traverse the wide spectrum of gross, and in the end...no one really wins. Links & pics below!

]]>Alyssa & Kayla go for another gentle gross in this episode - but don't let your guard down or else a cluster of rats might fall on you, or you might destroy your most beloved possession in the dishwasher. Links & pics below!

]]>Alyssa & Kayla get back on track with their regularly scheduled programming. Jump in to learn about a little-known fetish, and to finally get your explanation on Pretty Gross's tardiness last week. Links & pics below!

]]>01:13:46yesAlyssa & Kayla get back on track with their regularly scheduled programming. Jump in to learn about a little-known fetish, and to finally get your explanation on Pretty Gross's tardiness last week. Links & pics below!135fullPretty Gross34 - Better Late Than Sorry34 - Better Late Than SorryFri, 25 Jan 2019 09:00:00 +0000Alyssa & Kayla come back after a brief hiatus, and get right down to business. Buckle up for a discussion that spans the wide spectrum of reproductive-related topics. Links & pics below!

]]>01:00:06yesAlyssa & Kayla come back after a brief hiatus, and get right down to business. Buckle up for a discussion that spans the wide spectrum of reproductive-related topics.134fullPretty Gross33 - Solid Mouthpoop33 - Solid MouthpoopFri, 04 Jan 2019 09:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla ring in the new year by reading the winning personal gross out story, concluding the 2018 Gross Out Giveaway. But it doesn't end there! Listen in and hear what disgusting topics the two landed on for the first episode of 2019. Links & pics below!

]]>Alyssa and Kayla ring in the new year by reading the winning personal gross out story, concluding the 2018 Gross Out Giveaway. But it doesn't end there! Listen in and hear what disgusting topics the two landed on for the first episode of 2019. Links & pics below!

]]>01:05:25yesAlyssa and Kayla ring in the new year by reading the winning personal gross out story, concluding the 2018 Gross Out Giveaway. But it doesn't end there! Listen in and hear what disgusting topics the two landed on for the first episode of 2019.133fullPretty Gross32 - Giants of Gross32 - Giants of GrossFri, 21 Dec 2018 08:00:00 +0000It's the final episode of 2018! Alyssa and Kayla decide to take a cue from the spirit of the season and pay it forward. In this episode of Pretty Gross, we highlight two other gross content creators that deserve just as much love as we do. Happy holidays!

]]>It's the final episode of 2018! Alyssa and Kayla decide to take a cue from the spirit of the season and pay it forward. In this episode of Pretty Gross, we highlight two other gross content creators that deserve just as much love as we do. Happy holidays!

]]>01:14:43yesIt's the final episode of 2018! Alyssa and Kayla decide to take a cue from the spirit of the season and pay it forward. In this episode of Pretty Gross, we highlight two other gross content creators that deserve just as much love as we do. Happy holidays!132fullPretty Gross31 - Handsome Gross, pt. 231 - Handsome Gross, pt. 2Fri, 07 Dec 2018 09:00:00 +0000Are you ready for part two of Handsome Gross? Given the topic Chris (aka Mr. Kayla) brings to the table, you probably aren't. Join Alyssa and Kayla as they try not to lose their lunch while wrapping up their dirty thirty with Handsome Gross. Links & pics below!

]]>Are you ready for part two of Handsome Gross? Given the topic Chris (aka Mr. Kayla) brings to the table, you probably aren't. Join Alyssa and Kayla as they try not to lose their lunch while wrapping up their dirty thirty with Handsome Gross. Links & pics below!

]]>01:01:18yesAre you ready for part two of Handsome Gross? Given the topic Chris (aka Mr. Kayla) brings to the table, you probably aren't. Join Alyssa and Kayla as they try not to lose their lunch as they wrap up their dirty thirty with Handsome Gross. 131fullPretty Gross30 - Handsome Gross30 - Handsome GrossFri, 23 Nov 2018 09:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla hand the podcast over to a pair of newcomers, ushering you into the world of "Handsome Gross." If you thought you were getting a break from the vile train, however, you were sorely mistaken. Join the husbands of Pretty Gross on part one of their illustrious journey into the world of male grossness on the 30th episode of Pretty Gross. Links & pics below!

]]>Alyssa and Kayla hand the podcast over to a pair of newcomers, ushering you into the world of "Handsome Gross." If you thought you were getting a break from the vile train, however, you were sorely mistaken. Join the husbands of Pretty Gross on part one of their illustrious journey into the world of male grossness on the 30th episode of Pretty Gross. Links & pics below!

Very special thank you to Brian McCalman on Fiverr for editing this week's episode! Check him out for all your audio editing and mastering needs: Brian McCalman on Fiverr

]]>Alyssa and Kayla take a break from the horrors of the real world to deliver a gentler episode of Pretty Gross. Go on a journey with us into the wonders of 1970s cuisine and Scottish folklore. Links & pics below!

Very special thank you to Brian McCalman on Fiverr for editing this week's episode! Check him out for all your audio editing and mastering needs: Brian McCalman on Fiverr

]]>01:05:21yesAlyssa and Kayla take a break from the horrors of the real world to deliver a gentler episode of Pretty Gross. Go on a journey with us into the wonders of 1970s cuisine and Scottish folklore.129fullPretty Gross28 - Halloween-Adjacent28 - Halloween-AdjacentFri, 26 Oct 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa & Kayla celebrate Halloween with a "Halloween-adjacent" Pretty Gross special! Dig into some slightly Halloween-y topics with these two - don't worry, they're gross. Links & pics below!

]]>01:12:15yesIt's our first anniversary special!! Alyssa and Kayla celebrate a year of gross by going outside the box in this "round table of gross" episode.127fullPretty Gross26 - Rectum, Damn Near Killed 'Em!26 - Rectum, Damn Near Killed 'Em!Fri, 28 Sep 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla try to outdo each other in their 26th episode by digging into the oddities of both the human body - and human behavior. Links & pics below!

]]>01:03:03yesAlyssa and Kayla try to outdo each other in their 26th episode by digging into the oddities of both the human body - and human behavior. 126fullPretty Gross25 - Snerum25 - SnerumFri, 14 Sep 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla get wholesome - or at least as wholesome as possible when discussing bizarre beauty practices and gentle fetishes. Links & pics below!

]]>58:30yesAlyssa and Kayla get wholesome - or at least as wholesome as possible when discussing bizarre beauty practices and gentle fetishes. 125fullPretty Gross24 - All The Way Through24 - All The Way ThroughFri, 31 Aug 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla get all technical and academic in this week's research-heavy episode. We discuss some of the more fascinating - and grotesque - foibles of human desire, and gross ourselves out in the process. Links & pics below!

]]>Alyssa and Kayla get all technical and academic in this week's research-heavy episode. We discuss some of the more fascinating - and grotesque - foibles of human desire, and gross ourselves out in the process. Links & pics below!

]]>01:02:17yesAlyssa and Kayla get all technical and academic in this week's research-heavy episode. We discuss some of the more fascinating - and grotesque - foibles of human desire, and gross ourselves out in the process.124fullPretty Gross23 - Ed Gein Teddy Bear23 - Ed Gein Teddy BearFri, 17 Aug 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla explore two wildly different ends of the gross spectrum, and Kayla even flips the structure a bit in this traditional episode of Pretty Gross. Links & pics below!

]]>01:08:07yesAlyssa and Kayla explore two wildly different ends of the gross spectrum, and Kayla even flips the structure a bit in this traditional episode of Pretty Gross.123fullPretty Gross22 - My Fat Arms22 - My Fat ArmsFri, 03 Aug 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla get up on their soapbox - and their sarcophagus - in this episode with an agenda. Don't worry - we still get gross. Links & pics below!

]]>01:02:58yesAlyssa and Kayla get up on their soapbox - and their sarcophagus - in this episode with an agenda. Don't worry - we still get gross. 122fullPretty Gross21 - The Classics pt. 221 - The Classics pt. 2Fri, 20 Jul 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa, Kayla, and Becky finish up their round table of gross discussing internet classics. What will Kayla's 2nd topic be? What does Alyssa have in store? How the heck are they gonna rate these?? Find out here! Links & pics below.

]]>Alyssa, Kayla, and Becky finish up their round table of gross discussing internet classics. What will Kayla's 2nd topic be? What does Alyssa have in store? How the heck are they gonna rate these?? Find out here! Links & pics below. -- SUICIDE RESOURCES

]]>01:14:11yesAlyssa, Kayla, and Becky finish up their round table of gross discussing internet classics. What will Kayla's 2nd topic be? What does Alyssa have in store? How the heck are they gonna rate these?? Find out here!121fullPretty Gross20 - The Classics20 - The ClassicsFri, 06 Jul 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa, Kayla, and a VERY special guest dig deep into the annals of internet history in their second "round table of gross" - this time, inspecting some of the classics that shaped our initial obsession with gross culture. Links & pics below!

]]>Alyssa, Kayla, and a VERY special guest dig deep into the annals of internet history in their second "round table of gross" - this time, inspecting some of the classics that shaped our initial obsession with gross culture. Links & pics below! -- CAKE FARTS

]]>46:45yesAlyssa, Kayla, and a VERY special guest dig deep into the annals of internet history in their second "round table of gross" - this time, inspecting some of the classics that shaped our initial obsession with gross culture.120full19 - Doll Jamming19 - Doll JammingFri, 22 Jun 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla create new (and better) terms for their gross topics in this week's episode. Links & pics below!

]]>58:44yesAlyssa and Kayla each take on something new in this episode of Pretty Gross - Alyssa tackles the psychologically gross, and Kayla talks about something that "bugs" her. 118fullPretty Gross17 - You Did This17 - You Did ThisFri, 25 May 2018 08:30:00 +0000Alyssa and Kayla get back to basics with this OG Pretty Gross episode. We dig into two very different sexual experiences, and come away thoroughly nauseated. Links below!

]]>01:00:48yesAlyssa and Kayla get back to basics with this OG Pretty Gross episode. We dig into two very different sexual experiences, and come away thoroughly nauseated. Links below!117fullPretty Gross16 - Genital Bursters Genital BurstersFri, 11 May 2018 07:00:00 +0000It's Mother's Day! Kayla and Alyssa celebrate the reason for the season with two VERY special guests. Believe us when we say this is one mother of an episode...

]]>01:18:55yesIt's Mother's Day! Kayla and Alyssa celebrate the reason for the season with two VERY special guests. Believe us when we say this is one mother of an episode...
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ALYSSA'S MOTHER'S DAY PICS
KAYLA'S MOTHER'S DAY PICS116fullPretty Gross15 - Monumentous15 - MonumentousFri, 27 Apr 2018 08:00:00 +0000Alyssa & Kayla share the spotlight with their very first guest and break down their favorite (and grossest) Urban Dictionary definitions. Links & pics below!

]]>01:06:57yesLucky number 13! Alyssa and Kayla celebrate the joys of the human body, and read their first ever listener gross out story. Links & pics below!113full12 - The Foul Five12 - The Foul FiveFri, 16 Mar 2018 16:26:18 +0000Pretty Gross has hit 500 downloads, so in honor of this milestone, Alyssa & Kayla each pick a disgusting topic of choice, and run us through it's Foul Five. Links & pics below!

]]>01:12:24yesPretty Gross has hit 500 downloads, so in honor of this milestone, Alyssa & Kayla each pick a disgusting topic of choice, and run us through it's Foul Five. Links & pics below!112fullPretty Gross11 - Comfterbility11 - ComfterbilityFri, 02 Mar 2018 08:17:25 +0000It might've been a tough week, but Kayla and Alyssa pull out all the stops in Pretty Gross, episode 11. Kayla talks about a particularly penetrating subreddit, while Alyssa delves into one of the stranger ways some people soothe themselves to sleep. Links & pics below!

]]>It might've been a tough week, but Kayla and Alyssa pull out all the stops in Pretty Gross, episode 11. Kayla talks about a particularly penetrating subreddit, while Alyssa delves into one of the stranger ways some people soothe themselves to sleep. Links & pics below!

]]>01:12:19yesAlyssa and Kayla answer the age old question in episode 8 - while also discussing the finer sides of human bodily secretions. Links & pics at http://prettygross.libsyn.com/18fullPretty Gross7 - Mythbusting7 - MythbustingFri, 05 Jan 2018 09:00:00 +0000It's the first Pretty Gross of 2018, and we're coming at you in a brand new way. Alyssa & Kayla discuss two gross topics - that had them fooled. Turns out, you can't trust everything you read on the internet, no matter how gross it is.

]]>It's the first Pretty Gross of 2018, and we're coming at you in a brand new way. Alyssa & Kayla discuss two gross topics - that had them fooled. Turns out, you can't trust everything you read on the internet, no matter how gross it is.

]]>01:00:11yesjoe,internet,comedy,humor,pretty,std,gross,cotton,eyed,sti,gonorrhea,rednexIt's the first Pretty Gross of 2018, and we're coming at you in a brand new way. Alyssa & Kayla discuss two gross topics - that had them fooled. Turns out, you can't trust everything you read on the internet, no matter how gross it is.
Links at http://prettygross.libsyn.com/
17fullPretty Gross6 - Luke Was Right6 - Luke Was RightFri, 22 Dec 2017 10:00:00 +0000It's our holiday extravaganza! Alyssa & Kayla talk about the traditional - and not so traditional - aspects of the holiday season, and what makes this a truly gross time of year. Links & pics below or at the Pretty Gross blog.

]]>It's our holiday extravaganza! Alyssa & Kayla talk about the traditional - and not so traditional - aspects of the holiday season, and what makes this a truly gross time of year. Links & pics below or at the Pretty Gross blog. --

]]>01:04:50yespodcast,funny,internet,comedy,pretty,ralph,gross,parasite,garman,bronyAlyssa & Kayla rant about ponies, bugs, and Ralph Garman. TW for animal abuse for this one (but don't worry - it's not what you think). Enjoy!
Pics & links found at http://prettygross.libsyn.com/ and https://twitter.com/PrettyGrossGals.
15fullPretty GrossYAAASSS QUEENS - links & picsSat, 25 Nov 2017 00:55:10 +0000Can't get enough of that Casu Marzu at your Thanksgiving dinner? Then feast your eyes on the below collection of pics featuring the maggot cheese in all its maggoty glory.

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Want to share some toxic masculinity stories with your second cousin you only see once a year in November? Here's a collection of links to the various stories about how toxic masculinity has ruined pooping for all of us.

]]>Can't get enough of that Casu Marzu at your Thanksgiving dinner? Then feast your eyes on the below collection of pics featuring the maggot cheese in all its maggoty glory.

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Want to share some toxic masculinity stories with your second cousin you only see once a year in November? Here's a collection of links to the various stories about how toxic masculinity has ruined pooping for all of us.

]]>3 - Murphy's Law3 - Murphy's LawFri, 10 Nov 2017 08:41:05 +0000Alyssa and Kayla come together for their grossest episode yet with a little help from Murphy himself (and Alyssa's family texting her nonstop). Be warned - we're talking expired semen and dirty diapers in here, so tread lightly.]]>Alyssa and Kayla come together for their grossest episode yet with a little help from Murphy himself (and Alyssa's family texting her nonstop). Be warned - we're talking expired semen and dirty diapers in here, so tread lightly.]]>48:44yesinternet,comedy,humor,pretty,grossAlyssa and Kayla come together for their grossest episode yet with a little help from Murphy himself (and Alyssa's family texting her nonstop). Be warned - we're talking expired semen and dirty diapers in here, so tread lightly.13fullPretty GrossGoogle It!: A Pretty Gross Halloween Special - links & picsFri, 27 Oct 2017 16:51:00 +0000Hey all you gross gals - in case you want to relive our trauma and take a look at all the gross things we showed each other, we've curated a collection of links for you below of all the topics in the episode. Enjoy? (VERY NSFW)

The amazing MichaelxLaurie sexy fanfic read on the show: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8699119/1/I-knew-when-I-first-saw-you-you-d-fuck-like-a-whore

]]>Hey all you gross gals - in case you want to relive our trauma and take a look at all the gross things we showed each other, we've curated a collection of links for you below of all the topics in the episode. Enjoy? (VERY NSFW)

The amazing MichaelxLaurie sexy fanfic read on the show: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8699119/1/I-knew-when-I-first-saw-you-you-d-fuck-like-a-whore

]]>full2 - Google It!: A Pretty Gross Halloween Special2 - Google It!: A Pretty Gross Halloween SpecialFri, 27 Oct 2017 06:30:00 +0000Alyssa & Kayla talk about what Halloween means to them...but with a gross twist. This one's got a little of everything - torture, murder, and even a bit of "romance." Happy Halloween!]]>Alyssa & Kayla talk about what Halloween means to them...but with a gross twist. This one's got a little of everything - torture, murder, and even a bit of "romance." Happy Halloween!]]>01:08:21yesinternet,comedy,halloween,humor,pretty,grossAlyssa & Kayla talk about what Halloween means to them...but with a gross twist. This one's got a little of everything - torture, murder, and even a bit of "romance." Happy Halloween!12fullPretty Gross1 - Brain to Table1 - Brain to TableSat, 14 Oct 2017 17:19:27 +0000Our first episode! Alyssa and Kayla talk about two of the grossest things they've seen on the internet. TRIGGER WARNING... dicks are involved.]]>Our first episode! Alyssa and Kayla talk about two of the grossest things they've seen on the internet. TRIGGER WARNING... dicks are involved.]]>59:47yespodcast,internet,comedyOur first episode! Alyssa and Kayla talk about two of the grossest things they've seen on the internet. TRIGGER WARNING... dicks are involved.11fullPretty Gross