After watching our video, you might wonder
"what inspired these idiots to spend so much time on this?"
or "How did they develop such skill in cardboard craft?"
or "Are these really hobbits?" Well, in anticipation
of these and other fool-hearty questions, we have embarked on
a massive documentary project which will blow the lid off the
whole Hobbit Rap phenomenon. We spent 2 years making this film
and had to do some pretty compromising things involving "cram" in order to bring you this
hilarious inside look at our bizarre and debaucherous world.

the documentary features interviews with the
Lords, outtakes from the music video, live performance footage,
never-before-heard songs, new music videos, interviews with
the Lords' manager Sir Niles and lawyer Diego Escobar, scenes
from the Lords' "Lucky Charms" and "Irish Spring"
commercials, archival footage of the Lords' early days of busking
in the New York City subway, commentary on the history of hobbit
rap by Tolkien Scholar Tayshaun Greensleeve, pedicures, elf-girls,
costume making, Morgoth the Sucklord and so much more...

///LORDS
OF THE RHYMES: THE UNTOLDE TALE DVD

- Feature documentary "Lords of the Rhymes:
The Untolde Tale" (42 minutes)
- "Lords of the Rhymes" music video (5 m 37 s)Featurettes:
1) Morgoth the Sucklord casting tape
2) Interview with the Lord's managers Sir Niles and Diego
3) "The Truth about Hobbit Rap scholar Tayshaun Greensleeve"
4) "The Behind-the-scenes Making of the Music Video"
5) Original trailer for the Lords of the Rhymes movie
6) Lords of the Rhymes photo gallery

DVD is ALL REGION (NTSC) coded

The cost of the DVD is $10 US

Shipping and handling charges are $3 for US and Canada, $5 international.
(please email us for shipping charges on orders of more than one DVD)
lordsoftherhymes@earthlink.net

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(at your own risk).