What’s the Fucking Point, Eh?

It proves that I am just as gross when not imbibing the Devil’s Piss (i.e beer) as when I am sober.

This, in itself, is a sobering point and shows a number of things.

Conveniently, I will write them in a list form so that I can do a tiresome “Number 6 will make your blood boil!!!!!” click-bait thing on every social media platform going.

If I can be bothered.

Back to the original question (and, okay it’s NOT the original question. BFG. (Big Fucking Giant):

Who is this site for, exactly?

#1 Well, me, obviously

#2 People everywhere who have an IQ of 120 or more and are likely to, if not ‘get’ it, at least understand it is not entirely serious

#3: Nigerian hacker bots

#5: Hacker bots from other countries

#4: The numerically dyslexic

#6: Those whose blood boils at room temperature

#7: Those of both Left and Right who appreciate a good troll when they see one

#8: Those who appreciate that both Left and Right are obsolete and anachronistic

#9: Those who can define ‘obsolete’ and ‘anachronistic’ (see #2)

#10: Jaded Gen Xrs (that’s the entire cohort)

#11: Already jaded Gen Yrs (I see more of you crossing over every day- join us. Abandon all hope and count the pennies on your eyes)

#12: Fired-up Millennials (your love or loathe will only power-up the dark sigil I have secretly encoded in the site- check the page source if you don’t believe me)

#13: Absolutely anyone in the world ever who is prepared to buy the fucking book on lulu.com. Yeah, I get some hits and it is all like whatever. Give me (some of) your money and it will spur me onwards and, if not upwards, definitely sidewards.