Monday, August 28, 2006

Meme Madness...

1. A month before it happens you're told you're going to lose your memory. How do you prepare for it and do you attempt to regain what you've lost?

Easy. I call my ex-girlfriend and tell her she has a month to scrapbook my entire life, while I go out and do all sorts of morally reprehensible things for which I would normally feel eternally guilty. And, with that in mind, I don't think I'd be all that anxious to regain those lost memories.

2. How do you describe your outlook on life?

Wretchedly ambivalent.

3. You fall in love with your soulmate, decide to get married, and then find out that person is going to die soon. Do you marry them anyway?

Depends if she's filthy rich, and she's already put me in her will. If that's the case, then I'd have to say yes. If not, well... how soon are we talking here?

About Me

I'm a pretty boring guy for a screaming-mad lunatic. And, when I am not chasing squirrels around the yard demanding that they stop speaking Swedish, I can usually be found pecking away at a keyboard trying to write a book (or two).
All-in-all, it's a pretty fun life --if not at least a little challenging.