July 19, 2005

Chastity Belt now comes in 100% Cotton T-Shirt Form!

As I was making the mad dash to the Metro after work today to make it to my volunteer gig in Alexandria on time, I ran past a girl who was wearing a black t-shirt with screaming magenta letters that said, "PRIVATE PROPERTY". Thinking this was a pretty freakin' rad political message of some kind, I slowed down enough to read the tiny print inscribed underneath this proclaimation. To my deepest chagrin, it read: "This means that I'm taken."

Awww, renouncing your right to own your own body as a woman when you're in love is so cute!!

Alright, I know all women have the right to express their affection to their S.O. however they want, and but... argh... why with that message??