Tubularsock knows you may not believe this but Tubularsock has had to take on a new part-time-job in order to PROTECT the Satanists from slander at its highest or is that lowest, hmmm, order ……. whatever.

According RAW STORY (4/29/16), it seems that former House Speaker John Boehner has denigrated the Satanic Temple and ALL its satanic members by calling Ted Cruz “LUCIFER IN THE FLESH”!

It’s not that the friendly Satanic Temple doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz isn’t full of shit and is exactly as Boehner described him when he said, “I have Democratic friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

But rather, they take umbrage at Boehner because there is NO WAY Ted Cruz is the living incarnate of Satan according to the Satanists!

That’s where Tubularsock’s new part-time-job comes in. Proof positive that TUBULARSOCK is the living incarnate of Satan! (only part time though).

YEAH, CAN I GET A BURGER AND FRIES TO GO? HOLD THE ANCHOVIES. HELL YES WELL DONE! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, TED CRUZ?

Tubularsock, We truly couldn’t make this shit up, it’s too far-fetched. And yes I’m aware that I just slandered a wonderful fertilizer source by comparing it with our sad political circus. Manure, snakes, female dogs … and Satanists … all suffer from our paucity of suitable insulting vocabulary! Time to invent some new swear words, perhaps.
But then you might lose the new part-time gig, and that would be a shame. – Linda

Tubularsock as National Director of The Pond Scum and Slime Mold Defamation League is in total agreement, BrB. And Tubularsock well carry your observation to our membership and present it at our annual convention this fall in Washington, D.C. the capitol of pond scum and slime mold.