Of all of the things that I could have gone my entire life without seeing, I especially could have gone my entire life without seeing Sami and E.J. in bed together. At least the scene was dimly lit -- small miracles and all of that. The song was laughably bad, just like this pairing is.

I'm sure that the James Scott fans were cursing those huge Smash chyrons that kept appearing in the lower left-hand corner of the screen during his scenes, obstructing the view of his shirtless body, but as someone who can't stand him, I thought that it was unintentionally hilarious. Hopefully, though, for their sakes, a "clean" version aired somewhere in the world and will appear on YouTube at some point.