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Saturday, July 7, 2012

"Un-recognized and Un-famous"

I’d like to Un-recognize some of these people who think they are
somebody but are nothing. The un-famous to me, is someone who did
absolutely nothing to be in the limelight and is now in the limelight. I
think that’s a Dad word. Like, “Lawrence you don’t want to be in the
limelight“. Or, “Lawrence stay out of the limelight“ Anyway, just
because you are pretty or handsome or have big boobs you are not famous.
Just because you may know someone that is famous like a politician or a
singer or someone that has been on TV. That doesn’t mean you are a
celebrity but hey, if an Owl is famous I guess you can be too. You could
say, “I’m famous like that owl” but then who wants Owl fame? Then there
is that one day of fame, then forgotten. I don’t know who that was
because I already forgot. Then there are the nobodies that try to be somebody or
something they are not. Usually they are the U-Tubers that do something
like record themselves and put it on U-Tube and are there but you don’t
know it. They are the wanna-bes that will hurt or kill themselves doing
something to be noticed but never make it unless you count that 10
seconds on your local TV channel. That is mostly reserved for the
so-called news and the morons that get caught robbing a bank, beating
their wife or girlfriend or slashing their neighbors to death. I never
thought writing something like that would be funny…I can’t help it if
I’m laughing… Remember, if someone does get that 5 minutes of fame these
days, they want their own reality show or a book deal. The last show I
watched was the one in some Jungle somewhere. I remember there was a gay
guy fighting with some girl that looked like a guy. I don’t remember
why. I heard he went to jail for income tax evasion. Now they are
putting famous people on the show so more un-famous people will
watch…..That’s an example of 5 minutes of fame. We had this rich person
running for Senator in my State. She has spent $50 million dollars of
her money and your tax dollars to buy the election. It
looks like you can’t buy fame as well as you can't buy an election. She
said, “She is investing in herself” OMG. She lost the election. I do like the show where people
try to show their talent and Judges point out the mistakes and
everybody has this little sob story about their mom, dad or brother. They have this black guy, an Oprah
wanna-be that talks like everyone in this country is from the Ghetto. I
have to turn it off because I just cant stand that ex-rapper drivel…I
don’t like that black slang talk. I can’t understand what they are
saying most of the time. They say a lot of unnecessary things, like "You know
what I mean". “My God”, whoever is responsible for hiring this fool, get rid of him
please…..Just because you think you can rap doesn’t mean you are
famous. It must be because he is married to a good singer. See, that
doesn’t count either. He is not famous. His wife is…Look what happened
to that Jessie guy and that famous actress. She is a really a good
actress. He had his 5 minutes fame and now he’s in the wind or he hooked
up with the lady with all the Tattoos…Not that there is anything wrong
with that. Remember the Jet blue guy that was trying to be famous. The news fools were calling him a folk hero and that’s how it
starts. How long did it last? I'll bet you hardly remember him. Hero? He’s a
criminal. He’s angry and he lost it! Its lucky he didn’t kill somebody. Years ago before guys did that
job, I dated a very beautiful stewardess who worked for United Airlines.
No, I’m not famous just lucky. I’ll never forget her. All this stuff
doesn’t make you somebody unless you really do something. Swearing and
going down a emergency slide doesn’t count. Like really knowing how to
sing or act or even talk like a normal person counts. Anger doesn’t
count. Fame usually means an education and a lot of hard work and
rejection. There are many pitfalls. Keep in mind you never get something
for nothing. You will pay in the end. Reality shows are not really
real. Its only real if there are no cameras but then what’s the point…..

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"To remain silent and indifferent is the sin of all."

I’d like to keep all my memories…The happy ones are like personal treasures that I look back on with pleasure. The bad memories fade away but they are mostly the mistakes I made getting the good ones. L.J. Ferrari