Freebsd Fortunes 2

A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.

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A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like
a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

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A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game.
The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it
had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably atop a nice
firm tuft of grass.
-- Donald A. Metz

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A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in
the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the
rough. Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between
the face of the club and the cover of the ball and the player should not be
penalized for the erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such
uncontrollable physical phenomena.
-- Donald A. Metz

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A good man always knows his limitations.
-- Harry Callahan

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne

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A good memory does not equal pale ink.

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A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
-- J. Hawes

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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
-- Patton

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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a
one-way street.
-- Doug Linder