I just wanted to say I don't have a wife half my age who helps me bring home girls one third my age. And now my day is ruined because I know somebody out there does. Good thing there are only 15 minutes left in the day. Time to go to bed. Maybe tomorrow I'll get lucky.

Look, they met this girl on okcupid which has a age limit of 18+. She had to lie about her age to get on there. They advertised as "couple looking for girl for sex with wife while husband watches" or something like that. They posted photos probably around their wedding time where the wife looked hotter. So this girl answers, they exchange more photos and "across state lines" is probably what, without looking at a map, 20 miles each way? So they make plans to pick her up, bring her home for the night and take her back in the morning. Sounds simple enough.

So no turn signal, cop pulls them over, gets everyone out of the car so he could look for drugs or whatever, asks everyone for ID. He sees she is an unrelated minor from another state. What is going on here? He asks what their purpose was, they start out with a lie. She's my cousin, uh she is or baby sitter, uh, she is uh... they end up telling the truth and are taken to jail. Seems pretty straight forward. If I was on that Jury I would find them not guilty. If I was the prosecutor I would throw the case out and admonish the officer for wasting my time. But I guess that isn't going to happen for whatever reason.

R.A.Danny:GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.

Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.

Ew

No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky. The creepy 45 year old guy and his 20 years younger wife with a Daddy that never loved her were from Crossville, which confirms every stereotype I assigned to that town basically. I drive through it multiple times per year en route to Nashville.

Apparently they not only were horny but criminally gabby as well. Doesn't anyone remember how to deal with the police? Don't talk to them. EVER!

How the stop should have gone:

Dude: After rolling window down: Hello Offficer. What can I do for you?Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?Dude: No.Officer : I pulled you over due to failure to signal (or whatever it was).Dude: I'm sorry officer.Officer: Please give me your licence, registration and insuranceDude:Officer: Thank youOfficer: Here's your ticketDude:

If the officer gets nosy about the 2 chicks "This is my wife and a/her friend - we just got married".

Note: Never volunteer anything. Ever.

Anything else beyond that you say "Am I under arrest?" followed by "Can I go now?"

Dumbasses.

I mean how does "This is some 17 year old chick we picked up for muffin munching next state over" ever come up in a traffic stop?

I saw the Amber Alert for the chick on Bowling Green TV last night.......after seeing what these two loosers look like, they musta been some smooth talkers to get her in the car......or the minor was very stupid.....she could have done much better.

Age of consent in Kentucky is 16...Age of consent in Tennesee is 18...

This couple drove from Tennesee to Kentucky... Picked up a 17 year old (legal in Kentucky) and took her across state lines to Tennesee( Not legal and welcome to the Sex Offenders List)... Were all the shady pay by the hour motels full in Kentucky? These may be some of the dumbest people I have ever read about

rko281:1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.

1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.

Oh this begs another question. Is there ANY setting those type of flips flops are acceptable? Flip flops are annoying as shiat but those rubbing shiat ones they've been making since the 70's and sold at dollar stores are gross. The sound of moist scummy peeling off the grimy rubber sole every "flip" and that wet smack with every "flop" just skeeves me out completely.