Hopefully your foreign grandmalistens to this song everyday.And if she asks you to translate the lyrics, here's what you say:

"A perfect translation does not exist.Well, at least, not in your language.But if you must know, well, picture this:Fifty billion rainbows,and the sun is setting,and the moon is setting, also,and you're there in a gazebo.And then God descends from heavenand He gives you a million dollars.Take that feeling,and put it into a song.I could translate word by word,but that'd take too long.And I've got stuff to do grandma.I don't have time for this.You've gotta trust me grandma,this freakin' song is brilliant."