Comic dialogue and data: sigh. i miss maura. : quit whining or i'll fix you up with a friend. : the sluttiest one in range of public transit. : you'd do that? : sure! gas is expensive. : you'd do that to your own SISTER? : HOW many continents has she drunk-dialed you from? : are we counting europe and asia separately? : we have always been in bed with eastasia. it's a fetish.

Who and What:

Diesel Sweeties is a pixelated webcomic by Richard Stevens 3 that has been continuously updated since April 2000. Sometimes the people kiss the robots. Be warned.