Don’t get this around, but I’m a bit older than my teeth but not quite as old as dirt. I can say that my older brother was the guy who first discovered it though (dirt that is). As far as a number’s concerned? I forget.

@Jude Why does it always have to be a perve hitting on underage jellies or the assumption of one? I am just trying to get at the general paranoia I see for such things. Do we really not really our ages because of pedophiles, supposedly?

I wish I could say something amusing about my age, but it is what it is. I’m five years past half of my life being older. 45 to go. I have hopes of living to be 120, but I’ll be lucky if I make it past 90. I do not want to be in the second half of my life.

I want to live forever. I have also wanted to kill myself. Is that ironic or what?

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought – That’s funny. I am amazed at how much thought I have to give the question, “how old are you?” I have to go through the process: ”...ummm…well..if I was born in 1971 and it’s currently 2011 then I must be – but wait, I was born in the month of ___ so I am not quite 40, so…..I’m 39!!” When I was younger and some asshole stumbled his way through an answer like this, I would have been disgusted.

I am older than the cosmos, I was here when the Earth wasn’t there. I was the fires below the feet of Joan of Arc, I am disease and famine. Worthless humans, di…erm. Sorry. Stupid Final Fantasy or whatever I got this from.

It really depends what you base it on. The following is by what those close to me have said.
Some say I look no older than 40.
Clown around like I’m 12
Sound like I’m 20 something. (voice)
Counsel like I’m 70 ( I’m pretty conservative when people need advice.)
Fall asleep like I’m 80 (Have been know to fall asleep sitting on the porch)
Behave like I’m 65 to 25 (Not big on change but if I’m out for a good time, I’m game for a challenge. Only live once.)
Work out like I’m 35
But my actual age is 50