Fantastic news! Melissa McCarthy will host SNL for her second time on April 6. She'll obviously be extremely hilarious and wonderful, and hopefully maybe even play a character who doesn't bathe in ranch dressing or try to eat her co-worker, or whatever. It'd be cool if they did some SNL-style goofy-yet-biting social commentary about how her weight is always a thing? Or, if not, they could at just make the entire show one shot of her playing a character named "Fat Tanya" who just eats, grunts, and humps the legs of uninterested men? Oh, and midway through takes a bath in ranch sauce, using carrot sticks to clean her ears. I'm getting a little too invested in this character.

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No matter what happens, it's sure to be a delight, just like McCarthy. Mark your calendars!