Just got up out that 'bing, fo' peddlin dope south side; then BOOM, bitch back home makes me pay a DOLLA G on some child support shizz, yo.

Translation:

Having recently been legally discharged from the state penitentiary, with the cause of my incarceration being my penchant for distributing contraband in the southern latitudes of my beloved city, I arrived home, only to be issued a court summons for my neglect in paying inordinate sums to support my estranged wife and children; indeed, as I recall, the sum was well over one dolla g; I will likely appeal this ludicrous ruling after consulting my attorney.