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"We popped round C@ in the H@’s gaff for a bit of knees up with him and fellow '100% Animal' lover Mr. Switch (4x World DJ Champion) the other night, and soon discovered we'd landed in a veritable menagerie of extreme animalistic mentalness. The man himself is a cross between Dr Teeth from the muppets and Dr Doolittle from……the famous film. We parked up in his garage and were met by a Gnu in a Shoe sniffing glue; had our coats taken by an electric Pig in a Wig; went for a pee and were met by a Giraffe in a scarf in the Bath; had some dinner and found Gary Busey crouching in the sushi. The C@ was insistent on lounging in his studio in a pair of leopard skin speedos, whilst teaching a fox to box and a lynx to kill JarJar Binx - hooray! He soon booted us out for not having any fresh skills to teach to his animals, so we nabbed this massive little 'Sax Party' gem of theirs on our way out - rest assured, we can guarantee no animals were rhymed in any way!" - Fat Harry.