Sunday, December 13, 2009

Ummmm. Is there a REASON? A REAL REASON? For women to stand in the gym locker room with a towel around their waist covering their girly bits BUT naked from the waist up?! REALLY? You need to blow dry your hair with Gagney and Lacey hanging around? While you style your bangs? Would a bra REALLY be so stifling? I mean COME ON! You're not a hippie feminist when you go to the most expensive meat market gym in all of So Cal. And Heads up...it's the LADIES LOCKER ROOM. We don't care. We don't wanna see your BOOB JOB bouncing around while you flat iron your extensions. It makes getting to the bathroom stalls a mine field. I just don't GET it. I just wanna know why? And you don't seem to be in any hurry. You guys MEANDER around.

I hate the gym. It's the devil's lair. THIS is what happens in purgatory. I'm sure of it. It's a fiery pit treadmills, trainers, and naked boob jobs. I'd think twice about 'bearing false witness' and 'honoring thy mother and father' from now on. HEED MY WARNING!

yah. There ARE the full frontal ladies. But they're few and far between. NOW there seems to be an epidemic of drying your hair/putting on make-up bare chested. UGH. Let's open a religious modesty gym! Where everyone has to at all times wear a burka and a nun's habit!!

Everything I do, all day long, is done without a top on. Why do it any other way?! Actually, if I were to do anything like dry my hair or put on make up while topless, those standing around me could be injured. Not pretty.