A little old lady goes to the doctor
and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't
bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As
a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in
your office."

The doctor says, "I see, take these
pills and come back to see me next week.

The next week the lady goes back
to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but
now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good, Now that
we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."