a journal of reactions, insights, laughter, sarcasms, reflections, anger, love, increduility, preposterousness, and everything else under the sun (no, i'm not ambitious) by Shair (with occasional side comments from Alex).

Friday, September 10, 2004

Amazing Face

Days like yesterday, I wonder what it's all for.Days like today, I don't wonder. I gasp in amazement.

Here's the setup: I had developed a habit of rubbing a weird thing in the mornings. This morning, my wonderful, amazing lover said something about it. So, being who she was, she had to bring it up again when we were IM'ing each other. And being who I am, responded.Me: i'm smiling a tad... mostly cause of youLover: :PLover: nah it was the good luck rubbin'Me: lolMe: y'know, i managed to keep that hidden from *EVERYONE*Me: or hmm... maybe they just never asked about itLover: maybe they weren't as attentive aas I am rofl*wink* *winkMe: lolLover: no? :'(Me: i think i hid it better and you just got me when my mind is inside my mouthLover: no no no I've been noticing you do that a lotLover: i just never said anything until the oppurtume time of this morningLover: no non o you are NOT taking my credit from me! :PMe: sure sureMe: then why did you say something today?Lover: Me: Lover: isn't that the point of pleading the fifth, so you don't have to say anything at all... Hey, did you hear the birds this morning? I did. They were rediculously loud and obnoxious, singing that same damn song! Maybe I should put a bucket over my head and a marshmellow in each ear.Me: Lover: This is followed by numerous cries of "Why?" from meLover: omgMe: why????????????????????????????Me: why did you notice TODAY????Me: why did you speak up today?Again, numerous "Why?????"s followLover: you're just tormenting yourselfMe: why?Lover: that's what people who constantly ask why do, they torment themselves... and you'd have to ask them why to find out why, because they're the only people that'd be able to answer, so you should just ask yourself, because you're doing it... I'm going to assume that why was directed at yourself.Okay, this is the amazing part. We've been together for two years now and she will STILL answer my questions of "Why?" even when I'm just doing it to bug her.Me: so hey honey?Lover: errrMe: honey?Lover: yes?Me: why did you bring it up today?Lover: excuse me?Me: why did you do it?Lover: cause you usually don't look that cute, and you looked cute this time and i was in a good moodMe: I looked cute?Me: and I usually don't?Me: not sure which sentence bothers me moreMe: hmmMe: (that was a hint to say "honey you look cute every day.. it's just today you looked ESPECIALLY cute")Lover: OMG!!! you're driving me NUTZZZZLover: you know it all was because I.. ME... [TYPES OUT FULL NAME HERE]... ME yes I was in a good mood this morning... Me: what? it had nothing to do with me???? OMG!Lover: leave me alone