Sunday, November 1, 2009

celebrity sunday!

Dear Taylor Swift,

I'm gonna let you finish but, just thought you should know, Romeo and Juliet die at the end of Shakespeare's ever-so-romantic "love story." They commit suicide. It is deeply tragic. Unless you and your "Romeo" plan on poisoning yourselves in a double grave, perhaps you should consider a more accurate metaphor. Or change the lyrics. Romeo take me somewhere we can kill ourselves, I'll bring the knife and you bring the poison, it's a fucking tragedy, baby just say yes!

P.S. Romeo and Juliet were not royalty, so you should probably stop referring to them as the prince and the princess. God, at least read the Sparknotes or something.

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judgmental central

I created this blog so I can rant about dumbasses and bastards. The world is full of assholes and morons and I've learned to accept that I can't change the way they act or the way they think. But what I can do is judge them and mock them until I feel better about myself. So there.