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Commissioner of Food & Beverage for PWG, Excalibur Recap

Excalibur objects to being called the current Commissioner of Food & Beverage for PWG as it implies he won't be a commissioner for particularly long. Keith romanticizes over many a Wednesday night Thunder in 2000 with weekly WCW commissioners (including Commissioner Funk, Commish Nash, commissioner above average Mike Sanders, and Commissioner Cat). Excalibur asks Keith if he knows of Paris, France? Keith has, through the lyrics of Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls." Excalibur learned his food & beverage commissioning skills at various strip clubs.

Keith asks about beverages becoming unstable. Excalibur says he doesn't involve himself too much in the beverage pouring although he regularly sticks his hands in the cooler and his fingers in the nacho cheese to check for the most adequate of temperatures. Excalibur says when he finishes with a glass he just throws it on the floor. Dr. Keith has no problem with that attitude as long as shoes are worn.

Excalibur talks about Top Gun Talwar's drug problem. Keith asks if Top Gun's drug problems are covered up by financial bribes and promises of moonpie? Excalibur credits the Taliban with trying to cover up Top Gun's issues. Keith asks of issues between the two PWG commissioners (the other commishioner being the Commish Of Wrestling Dino "no relation to Steve" Winwood)? Excalibur says that Don Rickles then has the say just in case him and Commish Winwood are at disagreement.. Excalibur talks about the confusion between the urine trough and the sink. Keith suggests ice for the urine trough which Excalibur takes note of.

Wrestlemania talk. Keith is still wondering if Donald Trump ever got his damnn sandwich and recommends Excalibur as a Commissioner of Food & Beverage in the WWE. Excalibur previews the Easter PWG All Star Weekend V shows and the apearances of Kaz Hayashi, Low Ki and Samoa Joe. Keith asks if Low Ki had any food and beverage requests. Excalibur says a box of meat from Omaha Steaks changed Low Ki's opinion of Excalibur and PWG. Keith thinks that the greatest non-chocolate covered Easter Sunday treat would be the appearance of Samoa Joe.

Excalibur says former tag team champion and one half of the tag team "Cape Fear", Quicksilver is pretty messed up and won't be re-appearing in PWG anytime soon. Keith asks if Quicksilver could become a commissioner instead. Excalibur recommends a commissioner of posing or jesticulating. Keith asks about the face "Scorpio Sky"? Excalibur says that Joey Ryan brought in an impostor Scorpio Sky. Keith asks what Excalibur will miss most out of Colt Cabana apart from his little toe? Excalibur says that the grieving process started when Colt lost his little toe, it was only a matter of time because the rest of him was gone.

Dr. Keith hopes that Excalibur will bake a cake after El Generico's and Human Tornado's world title atch? Excalibur might prepare fat-free yogurt but is opposed to baking a cake, not only due to the baking and preparation standpoint but also the risk of a food inspector becoming involved if the cake is used in any kind of angle. Excalibur says he made the decision to bring the Briscoe brothers back as they sell food and beverage.

Excalibur previews the forthcoming DDT4 Tournament which as a Dr. Keith Exclusive he names the show will be titled "Dynamic Diumvirate Tag Team Tournament." Keith says if he could make love to a card, he'd make love to this one. Excalibur says he won't return to the ring for sometime as he feels he serves the fans better in a food & beverage capacity. Excalibur talks of bringing in several Chikara Pro talent to Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, and asks why Dr. Keith's check didn't clear for the Chikara trios tournament? Apparently Dr. Keith couldn't bring himself to return his recent porn purchases.

Dr. Keith asks about the skit were Excalibur was wheelchair bound to the tune of Michael Jackson's Man In The Mirror. Excalibur is appalled that as a Doctor, that Keith was erroneous in reporting it was a PWG show. In actual fact is was a GSCW charity show were the promoter ran away with the gate. Excalibur tells a wheelchair bound story in which he claims to be the greatest ever assault performed behind a referees back that will probably never be duplicated.

Excalibur says that the history books you will see the future of PWG laid out that in four or five hundred years will cover the length and breadth of the known world and will end in a fiery fiddle soundtrack tragedy. The two talk of Kikutaro trying to get into PWG full-time as he's only paid in peanuts in All Japan. Excalibur finished by plugging several PWG shows including the DDT tournament on May 19 and 20 (including CIMA vs. Bryan Danielson , PAC vs. Brian Danielson, and yes El Generico vs. CIMA ), the four year anniversary in July and the 2007 Battle of Los Angeles on August 31 - September 2. Check out http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin Recap

Austin talks about his youth watching World Class Championship Wrestling and calls the Von Erichs 'rock star Gods or wrestling' and how Kevin Von Erich introduced himself three times to Austin as he couldn't remember the first two times. Movie talk. Austin says he brought the movie to Vince McMahon and not the other way around. Austin called the original script 'atrocious' before eight re-writes.

Stone Cold describes the fight training for the film completely different from pro-wrestling as he memorised the fights as opposed to wrestling and working from the crowd response. Austin did all the smaller stunts, other then three stunts that a stunt man did. On being the next action guy, 'I don't wanna be the next action guy' wanting to broaden his horizons as an actor. Dr. Keith asks if he can see himself doing any romantic comedies or musicals. Surprisingly a no on the musical front but he wants to do comedies down the road but not anytime soon, more wanting to do solo driven material.

Keith asks about Nathan Jones. Austin talks about scrapping with Jones as part of the film and how he got a black eye on the set. Keith asks the parallels between The Condemned and pro-wrestling. Austin tells ofone of the characters based to a degree on Vince McMahon and concidence between the price of the webstream and the price of the Mania PPV.

Keith asks if Austin had any acting lessons? Austin said he learned as he went along just like in wrestling although he hired a coach whilst learning dialogue. Austin confirms he has two more films left with WWE films but wants to work with all the Hollywood stars at some point in the future. Check out http://www.watchthemdielive.com/

Plus, Barlow and DOC recap WrestleMania weekend roadtrip show, hate on "this is awesome", and go to the movies and croon about The Condemned. Plus an exclusive Mark Briscoe update, what would be the greatest SPRING BREAK~!....ever, plus the announcement of next week’s MONSTER guest! FREE!!!

April 8th: Mark Briscoe is going to be listed as questionable for this weekend's shows in Long Island and Edison. He is scheduled to meet with his doctor on Thursday, but a decision might be made sooner than that so that we can release full lineups for both Long Island and Edison. We guarantee you that we will bring you the best match ups possible this weekend. We will have much more on both these shows starting tomorrow in the ROHwrestling.com Newswire. You can now save 15-20% on tickets to both shows at ROHwrestling.com.April 8th: This is the ROHwrestling.com Newswire the fans of Hartford and New England have been waiting for as we have three main event ROH vs. NOAH matches to announce for the 5/11 return to Hartford. The first match features all the champions of ROH right now. Nigel McGuinness has asked for a shot at the ROH World Tag Team Titles since he pinned The Briscoes on 2/16. ROH officials have agreed. Since Colt Cabana was McGuinness' partner on 2/16 and he won't be in ROH by 5/11, ROH officials have decided to let McGuinness pick any partner he wants. To everyone's surprise McGuinness has selected ROH World Champion Takeshi Morishima as his partner. This makes this Saturday's McGuinness vs. Morishima World Title Match in Edison, NJ even more interesting. If The Briscoes make it to 5/11 with the straps they will put them on the line against McGuinness & Morishima in Hartford. This match will take place whether The Briscoes are champions or not. You can now save 15-20% off on tickets at ROHwrestling.com.April 8th: Two first time ever singles ROH vs. NOAH bouts have also been signed to Hartford. May 11th will witness KENTA vs. Delirious and Naomichi Marufuji vs. Matt Sydal. These two matches don't need any hype!!! There are still a few second row tickets left for this event and you can now save 15-20% on all seats at ROHwrestling.com. There is an updated lineup at the end of this ROHwrestling.com Newswire for the big return to Hartford.April 8th: In case you haven't guessed, there is now a 15-20% off EVERY ITEM at www.ROHwrestling.com until April 11th. Act now for big savings on all the new big releases. This includes the raved about "Fifth Year Festival: NYC" featuring the Samoa Joe vs. Takeshi Morishima bout that Dave Meltzer gave ****1/2 and called "the best match so far this year." This DVD is the start of the six show Fifth Year Festival series and we urge you to watch every DVD in order and from start to finish. You will not only witness Joe vs. Morishima on "Fifth Year Festival: NYC" but a loaded card from the sold out Manhattan Center including: Homicide returns home as ROH World Champion to put the belt on the line against Jimmy Rave; Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. Nigel McGuinness & Colt Cabana; Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal vs. Austin Aries & Roderick Strong for the ROH World Tag Team Titles; Brent Albright vs. BJ Whitmer in a brutal Tables Are Legal Match; Jack Evans vs. Shingo vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Xavier in an action packed Four Way Fray; Delirious vs. Adam Pearce plus more!!! This is one of those must have ROH DVDs that everyone will be talking about.April 8th: Look for a new ROH Video Wire at www.ROHvideos.com on Monday with lots of highlights from Detroit including Mark Briscoe's scary SSP and Jonny Fairplay getting knocked out.April 8th: Just a word to those planning to go to the big May 12th show at the Manhattan Center. ROH has sold out its first three events in that venue. May 12th is already 3/4 sold out without any matches announced yet. We take this as a huge compliment from you because it shows that you trust us to produce the best show possible. We value this trust greatly and will do everything to reward the fans that have already made this show a success. Simply put, this will be a night that you will never forget. If you are interested in attending don't risk getting shut out. All remaining tickets are 15-20% off now at ROHwrestling.com.April 9th: Ring Of Honor is ready to return to action this weekend. This Friday in Long Island, NY and this Saturday in Edison, NJ are sure to be very emotional shows for Colt Cabana. It will be Cabana's ROH farewell to the East coast. Cabana has grown in ROH since 2002 and given fans from Boston to Philadelphia some good times and great memories. When it was time for Cabana to branch out of the Midwest he came to the East coast. These fans have watched him grow with ROH. Now Cabana will have a chance to thank them for all their support over the years. Cabana is in two singles matches, which will let him combine his entertaining style and European wrestling skills. Long Island will see Cabana vs. Delirious in a rematch from the Fifth Year Festival. Edison will feature a first time ever in ROH one-on-one bout as Cabana squares off against the returning Doug Williams. This will be a true test of both athletes' technical skills. Cabana will not disappoint in his final ROH matches. You can now save 15-20% on tickets to both events at ROHwrestling.com. Don't miss your chance to say goodbye and show your appreciation to Colt Cabana this weekend in Long Island and Edison.April 9th: We have a ticket alert for you. Tickets for the April 28th event in Chicago have become one of the hottest selling tickets in ROH history since the announcement that the card would feature Colt Cabana's final ROH match. We urge you to get your tickets now if you plan to attend what will be a very special evening. You can save 15-20% on tickets until Wednesday night at ROHwrestling.com.April 9th: The new ROH Video Wire is up now www.ROHvideos.com and it features Jonny Fairplay getting knocked out, a clip of Mark Briscoe's scary shooting star press and much more from Detroit. It is completely FREE with no strings attached at ROHvideos.com and on rohvideos.com.April 9th: Congratulations to SHIMMER for having a turn away crowd last Saturday for their latest DVD taping. SHIMMER is preparing to crown its first champion in June. To follow up the momentum of last Saturday the biggest women's tag team match in ROH history has been signed for 4/27 in St. Paul. SHIMMER action will see The Minnesota Home Wrecking Crew of Lacey & Rain return home to St. Paul to face the undefeated duo of Sara Del Rey & Allison Danger.April 9th: The stipulations for Ultimate Endurance featuring ROH World Tag Team Champions Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw vs. Hallowicked & Gran Akuma vs. Mitch Franklin & Pelle Primeau have been determined. Each fall has a different stipulation in this four way elimination match. The first fall with all four teams can only be won by tap out. The second fall with the remaining three teams will be a Tag Team Scramble, meaning that no tags are needed. The final fall with the last two teams will be for the ROH World Tag Team Titles. The duos of Quackenbush & Jigsaw as well as Gran Akuma & Hallowicked are both highly touted with strong reputations. Could they earn a ROH job in one night and win the world tag team titles? More surprising things have happened lately in ROH. This will be an opportunity of a lifetime for all three challenging teams. This match promises to bring a lot of action to St. Paul.April 9th: The 15-20% OFF EVERYTHING SALE at www.ROHwrestling.com continues until Wednesday night. Save big on tickets to all ROH live events, rare Japanese merchandise, figures, books and lots more from TNA, WWE, NOAH, FIP, SHIMMER and many other promotions. This includes all the new ROH releases like "Fifth Year Festival: Philly" with the historic Homicide vs. Takeshi Morishima World Title Match plus: Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal defend the ROH World Tag Team Titles vs. Jack Evans & Shingo; Roderick Strong vs. Delirious for the FIP World Heavyweight Title; Samoa Joe says goodbye to Philly vs. Jimmy Rave; Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. El Generico & Kevin Steen in the show stealer; Austin Aries vs. Claudio Castagnoli; Lacey, Jimmy Jacobs & Adam Pearce vs. Daizee Haze, BJ Whitmer & Colt Cabana in a wild Philly Street Fight; Nigel McGuinness vs. TJ Perkins and more. Don't miss out on the "Fifth Year Festival" series!!! Check the main page of ROHwrestling.com to see how you can save 15-20% on the NYC and Philly DVDs, but make sure to act before Wednesday night.April 9th: A feud that has been burning on the undercard and preshows in ROH will now be settled in Edison on Saturday. Shane Hagadorn will put the Top Of The Class Trophy on the line against Pelle Primeau. If you've been following the ROH Video Wires you know there have been several altercations between these two. Who is the best graduate of the ROH Wrestling School?April 9th: People who have seen the "Fifth Year Festival: NYC" DVD are raving about the Four Way Fray that had Jack Evans vs. Shingo vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Xavier. Long Island will see a rematch of the finals of that elimination match. This Friday will have Jack Evans vs. Shingo one-on-one. These two tore down the house at the Manhattan Center after battling Jacobs and Xavier. Now these Dragon Gate stars will be fresh when they have a singles match in Long Island. Will they steal the show again?April 9th: ROH is heading towards the big return to St. Paul on 4/27. You can now save 15-20% on tickets until Wednesday night at ROHwrestling.com. Check out this loaded lineup:

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