5 Responses to Things you wish you had.

I would probably drown if I had the room.
I would probably kill myself if I had the Jenga set.
I would have that hair, if my hair was black and I owned a curling iron.
That cake: Yes
That door: YES
I would probably spend the whole night shrieking over bugs if i had my wedding there, but it is a pretty barn 🙂
The joy of that sheep: yes
That body: no
That puppy: no… Ok yes… no…. yes… but I’m afraid of dogs… but it IS adorable
The bananas: no
The mom… Wait. There are moms that DON’T turn off the beaters first?!?
That flexibility: no
That confidence: Check… ok half check
That wine cellar: perhaps if it was a coffee cellar
Those balloons: YES.
That hammock: YES.
That grandma: …eh There are funnier grandmas

I am pretty sure that bedroom would reek of chlorine 100% of the time, and I guarantee you there will be a spike in the number of concussions seen in emergency rooms due to that huge Jenga set. Red velvet cake tastes like food coloring, and my family used to have a barn/root cellar that looked EXACTLY like the one in that picture.

You and your phalanges are hilarious! This list is not things I personally wish I had – they are each super-duper popular pins on Pinterest, so many people must be wishing THEY did. I wouldn’t touch red velvet cake, I think it’s disgusting on every level. From one curmudgeon to another, have a good day 🙂