Today's link dump is brought to you by Sloan, or Emmanuelle Chriqui, who needs a nickname in a bad way. I'd call her "Manny" if we were, you know, cool
I was JUST complaining about how no one makes these anymore - The Legend of Cecilio Guante
Matt Holliday to the Cardinals ...

We're not well-versed in the legal system here at Rumors and Rants, which is why we "employ" an official legal counsel, Booter. (His work is strictly pro bono, though I am not sure whether or not he is pro-Bono one way or the other).
Despite my lack of time researching the ...