2014 - Framingham Police released footage of Massachusetts resident Lindsey McNamara tossing raw bacon and sausage at officers in the police station. The 24-year-old walked into the police station armed with her delicacies in a Dunkin Donuts box. Police told reporters McNamara yelled, “It’s time to feed the pigs” before throwing the meat. [video]

Me: takes a shower and washes face
Me: I am a new being, the old me has left this realm and I am cleansed, ready to begin a new era of self
Me: walks into my landfill room where five bags of open Doritos lay scattered about my bed. A rat chills in the corner with a joint and Satan is eating from a box of pizza left under my bed from September of 2014.