Zane has been importing Eoropean, mainly
German, videos for years, and releasing them in
the USA with any extra naughty bits such as
fisting removed. Recently, they have picked up a
line of German titles shot in the Czech Republic,
and have left in the "good stuff" for "Euro
versions" available in select markets. Now, some
of this line, mostly known as "Czech Extrme"
or "Backdoors of Prague," are making it to
DVD.

This one has intrigued meever since I first
heard the title months ago. Later that day, I
went to lunch and saw a very attractive young
lady taking orders. She wore a tight skirt and
top, and glasses. I couldn't help having lewd
thoughts about her sexual habits...

In the Ass On the Glasses is a catchy American
title for this flick. I imagine the original
German was not a direct translation, since not
all of the action is anal. But in typical fashion
for this line, German guys screw young Czech
women and use German dialog that is
untranslated.

The movie begins with Crazy Man Mike Silver
emerging from a surprisingly modern looking gas
station mini-mart with a valise and a map of
Prague. I don't know if "Crazy Man" is a running
character from other movies, but he is the guide
for this show. In his valise are magic glasses
that make women horny, and he intends to put them
to good use.

Crazy man enters a room where Zenza Raggi (A
German Turk who is in probably half the videos
shot in Europe over the past decade) is trying to
get friendly with Jessica (plain curly haired
brunette) and Linda (pretty, slender blonde).
Silver hands Raggi the valise, and departs with a
maniacal laugh. The girls try out the glasses,
and then a standard suck and fuck sequence
begins, with everyone pleasuring each other.
Linda does some anal before Raggi drops his load
on their faces, indeed on the glasses.

Jana (another pretty, slender blonde, with
longer hair and bigger breasts than Linda) stands
on a street talking to Freddie Dalton and another
guy outside their car. Crazy man passes the
valise to a guy, and runs off laughing
maniacally. Jana tries on a pair of glasses, and
then gets in the car with the guys. She blows the
driver as they pass through a car wash, then all
three get together in a room at an inn. A
standard 3-way ensues, with Jana getting every
hole filled, including in a DP. She is
enthusiastic, but not entirely comfortable. In
the end, both guys cum in her face on her
glasses.

Next, Crazy Guy finds effeminate Reinhard
sitting indoors in a lawn chair, wearing a wig
and a dress. He is ignoring a beautiful live
statue standing in the corner. This time,
the "man" gets the glasses, and it makes him
horny, so the statue comes over to get busy with
him. Silver runs off, laughing maniacally. Dirty
blonde Leona wears a gown, but as it gradually
comes off, she proves to have a nice slender body
with big droopy breasts. She goes through the
usual positions with Reinhard, displaying a lot
of energy. At the end, she is riding him in
reverse cowgirl anal, and he pulls out to shoot
his wad up her chest, with the first drop landing
perfectly between her breasts. Both partners then
lie back and grin at each other as they pant in
exhaustion.

Crazy Guy Silver will do anything to help his
friends, so he uses a power utility truck to lift
him up to the window of the hotel room where
Zenza Raggi is trying to talk Ätna into sex. She
would rather smoke her cigarette, until Silver
hands Raggi the magic valise. Then, she can't
wait to look through and select a set of glasses.
She magically needs to devour Raggi's manhood
(Silver has departed, laughing maniacally), and
he proceeds to poke and prod her every orifice,
before the intercourse begins. Ätna has a thick,
but toned body, enormous breasts, and reddish
hair cut above the shoulder. Her breats look
great swaying in the doggy position, and then
flopping in reverse cowgirl anal. Raggi can't
resist the urge for a titty-fuck, and this is one
of the better ones I've ever seen. He finishes by
shooting onto her face and glasses. She is tired
and breathing heavily by this point.

Finally, Crazy Guy gets some action for
himself, showing off his valise to dyed-blonde
Lucy. She also has a thick but toned body (the
sort I love!) and really big breasts. This is a
long scene, with the only anal being Silver's
thumb up her butt for brief moments. The sex is
quite hot, Lucy is INTO it, she grins a lot, and
coats his cock quite visibly with her wetness.
The longest time is spent in doggy, as the camera
lovingly shows off her swinging breasts, often
from the underused frontal angle (one of my
favorites!). After a while, Silver shudders,
before panting and talking rapidly in German
about what a great internal orgasm he just had.
He then resumes fucking Lucy, and several minutes
later, pulls out and shoots a vigorous load onto
her face and glasses. He then runs off, laughing
maniacally...

I enjoyed the heck out of this one, it isn't
great film making in any way, but as a basic
plotless gonzo release, it is perfect for those
times when hot sex and undemanding viewing are
the order of the day. The camera work was simple
and effective, the picture quality was ok (Czech
locations always seem a bit dreaery and grey) and
the video had only one glitch (during Lucy's
scene, it jumped back by a bout a minute, before
resuming). The extras amount to only a good photo
gallery, and ads for Zane's website and phone sex
line, but with 110 minutes of enthusiastic women
having hot sex, this is well worth viewing. And
best of all, not only are all the breasts are
natural, but Dave Hardman (assigned to Zane on
his work release program) is nowhere to be seen!

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