The sun took a massive shit today, unleashing a galactical ass-shower of fire into outer space that's headed our way and bound to fuck up our shit, NASA reports.

The giant flaming turd storm occurred at 1:45 Eastern Time when the sun apparently spread its butt cheeks and let all hell break loose with an ungodly load of magnetic ass plasma that pretty much broke the meter as far as explosive solar diarrhea shits go.

Griffin went on to compare the soupy, molten dump the sun took with the kinds he takes after eating Indian food.

"I don't know what it is, but I eat Indian and I'll be spraying tandoori chocolate sauce until the cows come home. Seriously, there's something they put in that shit that simply does not agree with me," Griffin explained, adding: "Funny thing though, if I eat it as leftovers I'm fine. Weird."

Scientists confirmed that the enormous volume of hot dookie chunks currently floating our way will be enough to disrupt power grids and communications on Earth.