Noah Cyrus: The Next YouTube Star

We think Ali Lohan, at 15, is far too young to be following in her troubled sister's famous footsteps, as the teenager (who looks 37) has made no secret of the fact that she yearns for fame and fortune.

But nine-year old Noah Cyrus, already making YouTube videos, just like her sister Miley? That's truly depressing.

The youngest Cyrus offspring is adorable in the clip below; we just want her to remain that way. If Noah is soon posing seductively for Vanity Fair, we're coming after you, Miley!