Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Perhaps it resulted from living in Chicago for eight years, but I really enjoy this holiday. I guess I like any day where drinking before noon is not only acceptable but encouraged. That also explains why I love MardiGras, The Fourth of July and YomKippur.

But before you tie one on, I must remind you that Newton's Third Law of Motion is in play today. That law states, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." I proved this last year when my action was drinking mass quantities of green beer. The equal and opposite reaction...well that's listed below in my posting from March 18, 2009.

I'm a little late with today's blog posting. Here's why...

7:00 a.m. Woke up with a raging head and stomach ache.7:01 a.m. Went back to sleep.7:44 a.m. Woke up again.7:45 a.m. Started showering.7:47 a.m. Stopped half way though the shower. Thought I was gonna barf.7:48 a.m. Barfed.7:59 a.m. Called Pimp and said I can't work today. Blamed leftovers (partially true).8:02 a.m. Fell asleep again.4:00 p.m. Woke up.4:16 p.m. Had a turkey burger and a root beer. Watched last night's Daily Show.4:45 p.m. Started today's blog entry.4:55 p.m. Wrote this line of my blog entry. Then realized I could not travel forward in time to figure out what I was gonna do the rest of the day.

Temps are the lowest life form in Hollywood. They are lower than assistants. Lower than those in the mail room. Lower than everyone. Why? Because they are completely disposable. You don't like the temp. Get a new one. (Oh and we don't get health insurance, paid vacation, 401k, etc.) I am one of those barnacles on the hull of the good ship "Hollywood." These are my stories.