Gay sex storm coming to claim nation’s children

Assorted assholes at The National Organization for Marriage hired a bunch of out-of-work actors to stir up hatred against The Gay Storm. It’s going to corrupt your kids. It’s going to take away your freedom. And it’s all going down…this summer on Pay-Per-View.

One by one, each state in the United States is going to legalize same-sex marriage. Like it or not, it’s going to happen. All of the Christian Coalition hypocrites are just going to have to get used to equal rights for the queers. This is not something that can be stopped. You are wasting your money. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

And my god, there are going to be huge Pride parades after each one. The federal government might as well step in now with a federal amendment to the Constitution legalizing gay marriage. That way there will only be one gigantic gay orgy. If we go with the state-by-state solution, every single person in the country is going to be treated to gay festivals of epic proportions.

This is what happens when you are on the wrong side of history. When your grandkids ask you if you voted against the rights of a minority, hang your head in shame, knowing full well that the only way that they will respect you is if you lie to them.

As for these people, they are insignificant. Let the old die and the youth will change the face of this nation. State by state.