Cinco de Mayo Conversations

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Man next to me: Try this sangriaMe: Oh no thanks I'm fineMan: No really this fruit is the best fruit I've ever had. There's pineapplesMe: (I watch as he digs his hands down his glass) I'm fineMan: I said pineapples!Me: Okay I'll try a little. (I dig my finger into mans glass) Damn that is good. It reminds me of those dole fruit cups my mom used to eatMan: This is NOT your mother's Dole fruit cup.

Girl: Okay I don't like to gossip, but tell me if you think this is weird. Getting married to someone after three months. Weird or not weird?Me: Sounds like Khloe and Lamar. I don't think you can know someone after three months, but I'm probably jadedGirl: But it's weird right? I mean my friend said she couldn't even remember her life before meeting himMe: She couldn't remember her life three months ago?Girl: Exactly! See it's weird! But do you want to see their video on Facebook?Me: I'm good

Lady: Sorry I had to get away from my loser coworkers. They're just a bunch of stupid, young twenty year olds, but we have to do these social things. How old are you anyway?Me: 25Lady: Well I don't mean youMe: (side eye)

Me: We’re wondering how many tattoos you haveBartender: 22 and getting one more tomorrow at 11 o’clockMe: Of what?Bartender: It’s a tattoo of a locket and my ex girlfriend’s face in the locketMe: Why would you do that?Bartender: She’s the most beautiful human being in the worldMe: Did you tell her you’re getting it?Bartender: No, but if I’m ever in El Paso I might see her and show her

Me: Can you believe he’s doing that?Man: No I would never get my ex’s face on my arm. I don’t even like seeing his face in my mind. I need a drink just thinking about that

Girl 1: This is just like St. Patrick’s DayGirl 2: No it’s not.Girl 1: Please don’t take this away from me. It’s a Monday and I just want to think this is my St. Patrick’s Day, but remixed

Woman: Cinco de Mayo is fun. I’m glad I got out of the houseMe: Oh yea it’s one of the best days. Last year my friend and I got into a fight about it. He said it wasn’t a real holidayWoman: That’s what you and your friends fight about? Must be nice. My fights revolve around who’s picking the kids up from school Me: Who picked them up today?Woman: I did which is exactly why I’m about to have another cocktail.Me: (awkward laugh)Woman: I’m kidding. Not about the cocktail part, but I really do love my kids.

Man: This is the coolest bar I’ve been to in a whileMe: Yea it’s awesome and I live right down the streetMan: So you’re a regularMe: No, but I want to beMan: Don’t we all. There’s nothing like walking in a place and nodding your head. Not that I’ve done it, but I bet there’s nothing like it

Happy Tuesday y’all and stay tuned this week to hear from some amazing mothers as we approach Mother’s Day!