Mahlon and his bottle… by Uncle Felix

When we lived down at Schubert’s, Mahlon sucked the bottle until he was 3 or 4 years old. Finally, I rubbed some soap on the nipple. When he got to sucking next time, he threw the bottle across the floor and exclaimed, “Shit, Damn, Bitchin, Ass, to Hell!” I was so proud of him cause I didn’t know his vocabulary was so good.