• I'd have lost so much money buying Lauryn Hill stock in 1998. One of the best-looking people ever, two of the best albumsof the 1990s by age 23, and then ... nothing. I'm putting together a team to break her out of jail.

• In one of the most spectacular plays you'll ever see, Carlos Gomez robbed Joey Votto of a two-run, go-ahead homer with two outs in the ninth inning. My favorite part is Votto repeatedly screaming at the umpire to "check his glove!" because he can't believe it.