About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

Had a big to do about this over on BikeJournal. Consensus was he had probably been hit before and after the near miss thought the driver was coming back to finish him off. PTSD will make you do fucked up things.

…i propose that cyclists all get to carry paint-ball guns…roving bands of paint-ball police pull over vehicles w/ more than three color of the day “tags”…five tags per week & yer off the road for a month…no frivolous shooting allowed or ya get yer privileges taken away…

…if it doesn’t work out, maybe we’ll go w/ the plan by milwaukee’s finest…who, i’ll bet is in his garage painting his bike, at this very minute…

Shit like this makes me damn glad that high-grain high-velocity rounds, Starfire hollow points, and Glaser safety slugs are legal. A good hollow point to the wrist would make the motherfucker into a stubby little bitch real quick.