League City, Texas, is between me and Galveston. I generally close my eyes and hold my breath as I drive through there.

One of my Democratic friends stopped in League City and this was right next to her.

I think it was real nice of him to fly a confederate flag on the back, you know, just in case you didn’t already know he’s a big damn loser.

This is why you should always make your car passengers carry glitter. Accidentally letting pink glitter fly all over that whole thing would have been a tragically but very cool thing. I’ll even pay the $200 littering fine as long as he shows up to court with pictures of the glitter all over himself to prove his case.

Boerne (pronounced burn-ee) is a small town in central Texas. It has Baptists, Republicans and more old people than a Metamucil sale at Walgreens.

Kyle Courtney, who owns a well water supply company, paid for this open billboard to ABC News.

Kyle says he grew up watching ABC News. He ain’t watching any more.

Now, here’s the weird part: there is no Kyle Courtney registered to vote in Boerne. There’s one in San Antonio but he’s way younger than a man who claims to have been in the water well business for 30 years. There’s not even a Courtney with the middle name of Kyle in all of Texas who is old enough to have been in business for 30 years.

A few of the many qualifications I have for being Chairman of the Texas Republican Party are:

1) I am a political truth teller.

2) In the past 20 years I have voted in more Texas Republican primaries than Rick Perry.

3) I am a Ron Paul supporter.

4) In 2004, I played a critical grassroots role in getting Republican Rep. Todd Baxter re-elected to the State House. Just ask Todd Baxter. This is the state rep seat that Donna Howard currently holds.

5) In both 2008 and 2012 I was one of the leaders of Ron Paul for President in Austin, TX.

6) Unlike George Herbert Walker Bush, I have not murdered anyone, as he did with Barry Seal in 1986.

7) Unlike cocaine addict and CIA drug smuggler Bill Clinton I do not think that Barry Seal got what he had coming to him. Barry Seal was a friend of Bill Clinton which tells you a lot about Bill “Serial Rapist” Clinton.

8) Unlike George Herbert Walker Bush, I am not a homosexual pedophile who molests and has sex with young boys. Read the books The Franklin Cover Up and The Franklin Scandal for information on that. Former Texas GOP chair Cathie Adams knows all about the Franklin Cover Up and I have discussed it with her.

9) My top priority is the impeachment and removal from office of child molester, business criminal, serial adulterer, golf cheat and political criminal Donald Trump. Message to Trump supporters: you sleep with dogs you will get fleas.

10) I am very proud of my book The Clintons’ War on Womenwhich rips the hide off the Clintons like no other book has done before. This is one of the few books child rapist Donald Trump has read and he kept it on his desk in 2016.

12) I am the Chairman Emeritus of the Travis County Republican Party, gaining it world attention as I ran it from June 13 to August 19, 2016.

13) I like big titties. I am a proponent of boobyliciousness. In the past several years I have shared on social media the pics of over 500 extremely hot, busty women. What have Rick Figueroa and James Dickey ever done to promote boobyliciousness, bikini contests and wet t-shirt contests? I am for having bikini contests at the Alamo every 4th of July. Case closed.

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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.

I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.

A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.

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