I'm a little puzzled with this sub-plot. Why is Jasper trying to have a relationship, especially since he's a Red Guard? Even if she was open to him, isn't there a risk of him Infecting himself?

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There was a young clerk who disagreed sharply with one of Curzon's memoranda. He thought it was balls. But he was afraid to say so directly so he wrote faintly in the margin, 'Round Objects'. Lord Curzon replied in a note: "Who is Mr. Round, and why does he object?"-Sir Alan Lascelles

aerosol deodorant was never designed as deodorant. It was designed to spray the fuck all over the place so you cannot have an excuse for offending your company. Even the directions are obscure and run along the lines "Just hose yourself down. Enjoy!"

aerosol deodorant was never designed as deodorant. It was designed to spray the fuck all over the place so you cannot have an excuse for offending your company. Even the directions are obscure and run along the lines "Just hose yourself down. Enjoy!"

Just don't kill yourself with it... don't look at me like that, it's totally happened. More than once even.