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Feb 17, 2013

It has been discovered that Australian coal has a magical property – it
is one of a small group of coals which produces an invisible gas with
super-natural properties.

This magic gas, carbon dioxide, first became famous for its claimed ability
to warm the whole world, thus removing the threat of a new ice age. The British
academic who reported this magic power claimed that winter snow would become “a
very rare and exciting event”.

Then an Australian guru predicted that just a tiny addition of magic-gas
to the atmosphere would abolish floods, and billions of dollars were spent
constructing water desalination plants to combat his forecast of never-ending
droughts.

Then after massive snows in Britain and huge floods in Australia, it was
widely reported that magic-gas could produce both heatwaves and snowstorms,
floods and droughts and even bushfires, cyclones and tornadoes, depending on
the way the political winds were blowing in that country.

Strangely, only a few countries are able to produce “magic-gas”. A
special exclusive club called the Kyoto Club was formed for these lucky
countries. Membership fees are stratospheric, but members are rewarded with
invitations to lavish UN conventions at top tourist destinations. However, many
founding members have allowed their membership to lapse, leaving only EU,
Australia and New Zealand as fully paid up members.

Coals burnt in Russia, India, China, Brazil, South Africa, Indonesia,
Korea, Japan, Canada and USA produce carbon dioxide but their gas apparently
lacks the magic climate-altering properties of Australian magic-gas. Amazingly,
these properties are lost if Australian coal is burnt overseas – once loaded on
a ship the magic disappears.

There are a few unpatriotic Australians who think the whole “magic-gas”
thing is a big con, and just an excuse for a new tax. Worried that the world
may become sceptical of the magic-gas story, CSIRO has been charged to
re-educate these dangerous and deluded sceptics. Vast sums are also being spent
by academics to invent more climate-bending properties for carbon dioxide, and
regular dramatic announcements are expected on the ABC and the BBC.

“We never intended a fundamentalist Green movement that rejected all
energy sources other than renewable, nor did we expect the Greens to cast aside
our priceless ecological heritage because of their failure to understand that
the needs of the Earth are not separable from human needs."

CSIROh! Malcolm Roberts has
taken a close look at the main taxpayer-funded organisations in Australia
promoting the idea that man-made production of carbon dioxide is causing
dangerous climate change. His findings demand answers.