Remarkable...she must needs have kept those nuts at arms length forsooth.

I find myself quite fascinated that Messrs Walktheplank and DaveL are to meet in the far flung colonies. Indupitably this must be the most portentious meeting since that fine gentleman Blackbeard met Captain Morgan. I have it on good understanding that the two of them got absolutely bladdered...I trust that our two fellows will conduct themselves with the utmost restraint.

Do excuse me...I'm needed at the Crochet Lawn for an Alfresco luncheon with Jonathan Swift.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Whilst we were about to invite you to tea at the House of Lady Henrietta Howard at Twickenham, it has come to our attention that you are infact 'The Dirty Vicar' and would most likely disrupt any tea drinking proceedings by shouting out "I LIKE TITS" at an inopportune moment whilst grabbing a handful of Lady H's Bosom!

Away with you you filthy harradan...take your tea elswhere!

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

Oh I recall a splendid afternoon with the Swifts over at Twickers. I was particularly entranced by their crochet lawn. Indeed I complimented Mr Swift on it.

We spent a very pleasant afternoon playing at whist and dining on cucumber sandwiches. Reverend Redbeard, they had a most attractive and unusual silver tea set. I am sure you would have admired it, being a connoisseur of that sort of thing.

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& to give to a pyrate before being gently requested to is divine (and very good sense as well..some of our less couth bretheren/cistern can become dangerously overwrought when their politely phrased suggestions are churlishly ignored..)

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