Kanye West Digitized His Penis. Oh, Good.

“If I turn around and some motherfucker’s tweetin’ while I’m scanning my dick, I swear to God…”

Last night, Kanye West released the video for “Black Skinhead” on his website only to quickly pull it after everybody laughed at it for being nothing but a dancing The Sims version of him if The Sims lets your characters have giant black penises down to their knees. *checks Amazon, sends Kim Kardashian’s baby a copy* Except what he really should be pulling it for is the line, “Like the Romans I keep it 300″ which you don’t even have to be smart to know why that’s wrong. You just have to have seen a movie and remembered a place. One place. Then again, I forget what country this is, so I might as well be asking a diabetic sloth to read Dickens. They were all some sort of fighting people. Close enough.

Fish, at what point in the video does the enormous jumping penis start? I couldn’t get past the :18 mark. The damned video is 3:31 and I’m afraid I’ll go for the gun cabinet if I have to watch the whole thing.

I noticed that 300 thing too but then then in the next few lines”…300 bitches, wear the Trojans” is actually a question “…where the Trojans?”

I’d need to see his original lyrics, but in that case could be first implying that for 300 you’d better be look for and wear some Trojans. Second, he could be expecting attentive listeners to pick the mistaken reference and ask that actual question, “Where the Trojans?” possibly even at the same time he says it the first time you hear the chorus.

Okay, now this is actually convoluted. What if it is supposed to be used in all forms including “we’re the Trojans,” stating that they live like Trojans with the women and the things in these last 4 lines.

Baby we living in the moment
I’ve been a menace for the longest
But I ain’t finished, I’m devoted
And you know it, and you know it

Regardless goes to prove what Fish said about people who say they are winning. 50 Cent is Ghost-Texting and Kanye has people discussing his lyrics in comments on blogs that don’t focus on music.