Actually, due to the ongoing problems with the economy and the increasing cost of building materials, the man will actually be a hologram. The good news is they'll be able to increase the height of the man by 3 inches this year.

Bruno and the town of Gerlach are all eagerly await TTITD. Bruno is actually dropping the price of gas at the Shell station as his personal gift.PG&E is going to hand out Welcome Home gift baskets to the first 50,000 people in the gate this year.BLM has athorized the med tent to refill marijuana scripts.

Next years burn will be managed by Disney and the man will be modeled after Dopey. All sound camps will be relegated to showing spoofs on Disney movies. Though Comfort and Joy will be allowed to show a rousing rendition of The Little Spermaid.

Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick._______________________________________

Sail Man wrote:Next years burn will be managed by Disney and the man will be modeled after Dopey. All sound camps will be relegated to showing spoofs on Disney movies. Though Comfort and Joy will be allowed to show a rousing rendition of The Little Spermaid.

A surprise celebrity guest will be giving crafting tuTORIals in Centre Camp, sponsored by Michaels. Feathers, glitter, and pre-fab birdhouses will be provided... at prices so low, it's a "gift." (Bring your own glue guns, though).

If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.

Will have to pay an additional $400 per person fee for trespassing (BLM stipulation of the 1 year "Special Event" pass expiring at midnight Saturday night..it's in the very tiny type!) before being allowed to leave the event/exit from the playa...P.S. no cards/cash only.. P.S.S..BLM Rangers are actually ok folk .P.S.S.S-- Let the GAMES BEGIN!!!

COFFEE CAMP: "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."

BLM is too busy helping the uranium mining corporations dig up the entire state of Arizona for *bang*bang*bang* .......................................................................................................helllllp, theyre trying to ki------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --flat line

I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!