Honestly, it's not that I don't trust Superman, but as ridiculous as having the undies on outside was, the unitard is just that much more ridiculous, and it's hard to take him seriously. The red undies at least provided a breakup in the otherwise mostly solid blue of the outfit and provided a nice contrast that made it easier on the eyes. Now he just looks like he's trying to fight crime in his bootie pajamas.

The red underpants was exactly the biggest reason among a handful of reasons why I continue to scornfully mock Superman, and pretty much every other spandex people with as much fashion sense as a blind bat.

The fact that that guy demands something so stupid to come back makes me want to vomit.

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