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Mes petites choux! How is everyone doing
this fine, fine Tuesday? Hopefully everyone is staying warm and dry and
safe - the weather has officially gone bonkers this year. I've got my
last February box review for you! Let's get to reviewing, eh? Cheer
ourselves up? Right oh!

Anatomicals Puffy The Eye Bag Slayer Wake Up Under Eye Patches
($11) - I freaking LOVE this brand. I was first introduced to it
through Glossybox, and so far have only seen it available for sale from www.asos.com
(but it ships free! hooray!). Their shower gels smell delicious, and
the names are always super fun. I have high hopes for this. Not that I
actually have under-eye bags, because I somehow won the lottery
genetically and have avoided getting them for years - even in college when I was averaging 3-4 hours of sleep a night! However, I suspect that
over the next few weeks I will be needing some serious anti-puffing
tools, so this will come in super handy!

Lauren B. BeautyNail Couture in City of Angels ($18)
- Oh good, more light pink polishes! Because February = Valentine's Day
= PINK EVERYTHING. Sorry guys, but I really really hate the month of
February. For many reasons. It's just the worst month of the year, and
as much as I appreciate a good pink, I'm so tired of. This looks to be a
good-quality polish though, so I'm looking forward to trying it out.
Always looking for new polish brands! I just used a polish I got in
February's PopSugar Must Have box - let me know if you guys ever want me
to review those, they're not strictly beauty boxes but I lurve them -
which was from a new brand, and liked it a lot. I'd have used this one
but light pink is probably not super appropriate for how I'll be
spending my weekend. When I do try it out, I'll let y'all lovies know
what I think!

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Pureology Serious ColourCare Colour FanaticMulti-Tasking Hair Beautifier for Color-Treated Hair
($24) - Yeah, they really do use both the UK and the US versions of
'color' in the description. Weird, but whatever. I think this is a
treatment spray? Ok I just did some research, and it's supposedly a
primer for your hair. Now, I can't judge too harshly, as I do love my
Living Proof Style Extender, which is also a hair primer. This one,
however, is a spray, and is formulated specifically for color-treated
hair. As I'm growing the color out of my hair yet again (though I may
dye it. I just have that urge. We shall see!), I might give this a
serious shot. Anything to keep from having to go to the salon more than
once a year!

Skin&Co RomaTruffle Therapy Serum Plus ($75)
- This has got to be one of the most 'luxurious' products I've gotten
in a box. So while that makes me want to use it RIGHT AWAY, I also am
like "but... smearing fungus on my face?" Seriously, whoever looks at
things like truffles or acids and goes "You know where I should put
that?? ON MY FACE!" needs to get checked out. Supposedly, this increases
hydration, reduces fine lines and wrinkles, and fights free radicals.
Every time a product claims that it fights free radicals I like to think
of little product ninja-men running around hacking at invisible things
in the air. Because come on. They just want you to pay them a lotta
money to put fungus-juice on your face. No, I can't get over that, I
don't see why I should have to. (Whatever, I'm still gonna try it.
Because... science? Nah, it's because I'm insanely curious and must
report back to you about the magical truffle-juice!)

Sumita BeautyKala Color Intense Pencil ($15)
- I need to start storing all my as-yet unopened eyeliners somewhere.
Because of beauty boxes, I will never need to buy myself another black
eyeliner ever again. Which, honestly, is a-ok with me. This one looks
like it'll be an excellent addition to my 'to use' pile, as it's a nice
deep black and is supposed to be super smooth to apply. We shall try it
and report back! Reviews also claim that it's good even for contact lens
wearers, so I'll likely be giving this a go sooner rather than later.

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That's
all, folks! Currently my only gripe with Glossybox is that they never
get to me until the very very end of the month, and I'm not a patient
person. I want my pretty things, and I want them NOW. Love the products,
and I love that they introduce me to lines that I may have never heard
of before but are just perfect. If you want a referral, please email me
at the address found here!
Ok, second gripe. Why can't their referral program be easier? Ah well,
happy to invite whoever wishes to join, and your information remains
private.

Did any of you get delicious goodies in your Glossybox this month? Tell me so I may live vicariously through you!

Next
up: Hand creams. This was requested - if anyone has something specific
they'd like to see me cover in the next couple of weeks, let me know and
I'll do my best to make it happen! Ciao, mes petites!