As it turns out, we can’t just make an offer, have it accepted, and we get the keys. My husband tells me there’s a catch.

“We have to pass an interview by the park owners. There’s an approval process to live here.”
“We have to be interviewed to move into a trailer park?” I asked. I thought only exclusive New York co-op properties interviewed potential owners. I also thought my husband was pulling my leg. The worst part is, my husband wasn’t kidding.

What not to wear to a trailer park interview.

I expected there to be multiple offers and a bidding war to contend with. I never expected we might lose the home because of a personal interview by people who could say no if they didn’t like me.

For the first time throughout this process I was scared. What if they decided I didn’t fit in? This was a peculiar feeling for a diva. I didn’t want to blow it, for my husband’s sake as well as my own.

But my next thought was, what does one wear to a trailer park interview? I honestly didn’t know what to wear.