Hilarious stubby! How did ever think of 'change' i.e. coins, juxtaposed to 'change' as in making something different. Fantastic! I LOL'd for an hour! Then, you were clever enough to warn us of the impending cleverness reveal by enclosing guidance in the brackets! As I read it I was thinking wait, here comes the joke then BOOM! Out of nowhere... this genius! Reminded me of Mark Twain in it's structure and discipline. Huzzah and hats off to you my champion for the best FARK headline of this or any year!

Yes, I realize you are just trying to make a joke, but I have serious doubts that this dog intentionally swallowed 111 pennies. More like the owner force fed the dog or hid them in his food. Why? Who the fark knows. Attention, money from strangers when the story hits the news? Some people are sick farks.

HelloNeuman:Hilarious stubby! How did ever think of 'change' i.e. coins, juxtaposed to 'change' as in making something different. Fantastic! I LOL'd for an hour! Then, you were clever enough to warn us of the impending cleverness reveal by enclosing guidance in the brackets! As I read it I was thinking wait, here comes the joke then BOOM! Out of nowhere... this genius! Reminded me of Mark Twain in it's structure and discipline. Huzzah and hats off to you my champion for the best FARK headline of this or any year!

Keep working at it, you'll get a link approved too someday. Good luck.