I’m gonna review it. Cause I wanna. But I’ve been told (Bet you can’t guess by who!) that I have to wait till the monthly monster goes away. Cause He wants to play, too. Lol.

But, naturally, while I wait, I had to torture myself. I ripped it open opened it ever so gently so as not to make it explode, only to find out there would be no explosion. It’s packaged quite well in its pretty little tub.

Since I couldn’t use it, I tugged the protective cover off and sniffed the cream inside. As much as I hate to say it, the smell of Tiger Balm is not sexy. Unless, maybe, you’re seventy. But I’m betting not even then. So that’s kind of a let down.

We’ll see, though! It’s $29.99 over at Lust Cosmetics. We’ll see if it’s worth the money.