Looking for funny/dirty adult games to play at parties

So I'm an independent consultant for an adult romance company. I'm looking for new games to play during my presentation. I don't want cheesy games like "have you ever . . .", OR "give yourself 5 points if you . . .", OR pop a balloon between your legs, OR memory games, or "how many words can you make out of . . .".

I'm looking for eyes swollen shut from crying, peeing your pants, sore throat kind of laughter. Something that makes them have to get a drink of water. Something a little risque, but still mild enough to not scare people away.

Frying Pan game: one person holds pan to butt, bends over. Other person ties a swinging object around their waist and has to see how many times they can hit the pan by thrusting.

Double Ended Dildo game: Hot potato, but instead use a long floppy dildo and pass between the knees.

Plunger & Toilet Paper Roll: One person hold roll between legs, the other has to try and get the plunger handle through the roll.

**Any one else have some super hilarious game ideas? Something you may have seen at a bachelorette?

Thanks in advance for any ideas you ladies may have!!

Kelly & Pablo

http://www.michaelsteingard.comMichael and Phil Steingard are located in Ontario, but travel to Punta Cana quite often during the year. There is a good chance they will be down already during your wedding week, so this will cut travel costs