Kissenger: The Make-Out Robot

The Kissenger is a pig-shaped robot that relays the sensation of a kiss, allowing long-distance couples to get their smooch on. Or if you’re single, you can kiss your favorite virtual character through some AI technology that I’m too depressed to read any more about. Look, I love a good make-out sesh, but if it’s between kissing a robot or dying alone, I’d rather just canoodle with my stuffed animal collection. My only question is, what happens when things start to get hardcore steamy (i.e. tongue action), do you get electrocuted? What a way to go!