Long known for its incredible speed stats, the Porsche 911 Turbo (starting at $123,000) is a feat of engineering prowess. Producing 480hp from its 3.6-liter six cylinder engine, the Turbo boasts a 0-60 mph time of 3.7 sec., or just a hair slower than that new LIM coaster at your local theme park. GPS, Bose sound, power seats, 19" wheels, and Porsche Active Suspension Management are all standard, as is the ability to blow almost anything else on the street out of the water. You'd think this would have been on Uncrate sooner.