On yesterday’s episode of Late Night With Seth Meyers, Jennifer proceeds to tell the story of a “bar fight” she got into. Only it wasn’t so much of a fight as a violent, drunken, one-sided attack on a far.

Neshek collects a lot more than 1985 Topps, though, so when he was chosen for the All-Star Game this year in Miami, Neshek was asked which player’s autograph he was most eager to try to get. His answer? Zack Greinke.