Selamat Jarin! We once again take up our discussion with you on more
topics of interest. One of the more interesting is consciousness and your
physical body. Many on your world believe that consciousness is
anchored in the brain. While your mind is truly prodigious in its
abilities, the primary source of your genius, in truth, lies first in your
genes, and then your heart. But the pivot to comprehending this is your
eternal source-your Soul. This special, infinite collection of Spirit is
gifted by the Creator with unique wisdoms. Among them is the ability to
discern the real nature of the Universe and the means to manifest the
decrees of the divine plan. This potential is invested in the eternal Light
and Love that is the real you. This is realized in your genes (the body's
greatest Light receptor) and in your heart (your body's greatest accumulator
of Love). These divine energies then interact with your spiritual and
physical essences to create who you truly are in each of your many
lifetimes. From this base and with the help of your physical and emotional
essences, you daily encounter and assess your world.

This assessment is often colored by the fundamental beliefs
acculturated in you by your family and friends. A s you grow in
consciousness, due to the ascension process, you begin to question these
fundamental assumptions and search for viable alternatives. This
journey leads you down a path toward a new reality and is often aided by new
spurts of Light and Love energy. As your genes activate and become more
accustomed to this energy, you become more willing to accept the Love
energies accompanying this increasing influx of Light. Frequently, the
wisdom growing within you is severely challenged by your peer groups and
various familial support groups. This can often lead to conflict and, on
occasion, to physical health crises. This is why your pathway to
enlightenment is littered with key incidents that have shaped your journey.
Nevertheless, the new energies, characterized by strengthening intuition,
allowed you to move forward and accept what Spirit has given you. This
acceptance encourages your voyage of learning the lessons of divine Light.

As you develop your divine potential, you discover how to meld
the wisdom gleaned from the philosophies of the East with the spiritual
teachings of the West. This dichotomy blends into a special brew that
anchors your journey into the multitudinous worlds of consciousness. In this
exploration, you are not alone: strange new data is emerging from the
frontiers of subatomic physics and cosmology, and the cutting edge of
scientific research is engaging a majority of your fellows either openly or
secretly. In these studies, consciousness is surfacing as a factor beyond
its accepted role in the physical self. We who are already fully conscious
can vouch for this. Your sorties in pursuit of the strange and unknown is to
be applauded. This movement has compelled your science to acknowledge the
role of Spirit and so begin a new area of scientific endeavor. Remember,
true science mirrors the realm of the divine. Science and its core
philosophy need to discard the primacy of matter and recognize that matter
is the child of Spirit. Thus, the many anomalies in your current beliefs can
be satisfactorily corrected.

Consciousness is deeply rooted in Spirit and wonderfully nourished
by the deeds of her physical counterparts. This give-and-take is the divine
cycle. When you move into a full awareness of this, the joy of enlightenment
soon follows. As Buddha, Jeshua, and others achieved enlightenment, they
discovered how this process functions, and the eternal joy they felt soon
permeated their spiritual and physical essences. What you are doing is
leading to this same moment of sacred awareness. This time in your life is
the precursor to this divine moment. As you permit these special energies to
augment your own, your reality likewise transforms. This amalgam of energies
is altering the RNA/DNA in your genes which, in turn, is opening and
lightening your heart! You are becoming more aware of how to transform this
world and of the power you possess to forge a new reality. It is this new
reality that can sustain you as you mutate back into your fully conscious
selves.

The reality of a fully conscious society is quite different from
the one you now inhabit. Yet, these differences merely express the potential
inherent in your current realm; when positive intent reaches a particular
threshold, magic can appear in your world, capable of literally moving
mountains! You are at this point right now. Your positive desires are
enveloping your globe and affecting how your realm operates. Because of this
growing intent, much is happening on a micro level that is leading to a
macro-level event of immense proportions. It is often hard for you to see
how applied consciousness can operate to effect change. The global anti-war
movement of the 1960s and 1970s is a prime example of this. A similar event
is now taking place. The dark old guard of your world is being limited by
the growth of conscious intent. This intent is permitting much to change for
the better.

As this consciousness grows, the cover-up of our existence becomes
increasingly tedious to maintain. Ultimately, this growth in consciousness
combined with the fact of our existence is to become the twin pillars of
your success. Hence, the event of an open first contact on a massive scale
is the final throw weight that cinches your victory. This connection is
strengthening with each passing day. We want to ensure that we arrive openly
in your skies at the right divine moment. We can tell you that this moment
daily draws closer. Those in the dark cabal are worried about the way you
are growing beyond their control. Yet, their arrogance is still openly
apparent to all. Added to this is the great apocalypse that these denizens
of the dark intensely desire to bring about. This, we can promise you, is
being thwarted on every conceivable front.

The implications of first contact for your future are quite clear
to us. In the past, we secretly nurtured your growth toward the Light. This
phase is now being superseded by the present requirement for first contact.
This need to act as the primary guardians of your consciousness development
is taken very seriously by us. We deftly comprehend how sinister are the
subtle actions of the dark. These secret rulers of your world maintain
layers of global networks designed to restrict you to your darkest emotions
and keep you in ignorance of the positive energies that engulf you. We are
meeting this challenge with your continued assistance. Consciousness is a
process that, once begun, is nearly impossible to divert. And hence, the
many tools of the dark are crumbling. This is most encouraging and is yet
another sign of your inevitable victory!

This relationship between consciousness and first contact is one of
the mainstays of our operations. Normally, your current level of
consciousness argued against beginning this mission at this time. But your
importance in the scheme of things impelled us to alter our procedures. This
mission is dedicated to your success. Innumerable things have been done to
move you along in the past few years. Presently, our task is to assess your
levels of growing consciousness and provide plans for our fleet to support
this growth. So, we set up teams to monitor you medically and support units
to ensure success to those working to oust your darkest rulers from power.
This latter operation is close to happening. The focus of this message is to
further your understanding of consciousness and to tell you of our resolve
to give you the victory you deserve as swiftly as possible.

Today, we continued our discussion of consciousness, specifically
its natural relationship to first contact. Remember that we are a team,
operating within your reality to help you achieve your coming success. First
contact is destined to be the watershed moment in your history when your
road back to full consciousness is unquestionably secured! We now take our
leave. Blessings, dear Ones! Know in your Heart of Hearts that the perpetual
Supply and infinite Abundance of Heaven are indeed Yours! Selamat Majon!
Selamat Kasijaram! (Sirian for Rejoice! and Be Blessed in Love and Joy!)

Selamat Jarin! We return once again, dear Hearts! Around you is a
reality that is transforming rapidly into something wonderful! It is
changing subtly on a number of levels. In recent reports, we discussed
how these changes are affecting your entire local reality and her many "compadres."
This process is being reflected throughout this galaxy as the dark followers
of Anchara (the dark lord) adjust to these same changes in their former
homelands. The cessation of a galactic war and the animosities
that accompanied this long period of strife has brought new opportunities
for change. These various dark empires, which were unused to the
degree of freedom offered them by the Light, see your world as a fitting
example of what they are currently doing. Hence, you are being
watched closely by a large number of newly formed star-nations and star
leagues. These many groups form the vast ever-changing fleets
that ring the outer regions of your solar system. It is their
sincerest wish that you quickly succeed in your tasks and permit this first
contact to be summarily completed.

As you move toward your inevitable destiny, our fleet can
observe how the time-space continuum that envelops your world is
transforming. Each year, about 30 minutes of time is shaved off.
At present, your day is actually just under 16 hours. This time
change is not noticeable since your reality adjusts quickly to these
changes. For example, your clocks and calendars function as before.
Nevertheless, this modification has quickened your seasons causing odd
changes in your weather and climate. Added to this are the
environmental changes induced by worldwide pollution. These factors
are joining forces with the ongoing reality shift that you are currently
going through. In short, your world's reality is being acted
upon by a number of immense global indicators. Many of the
Earth's changes and even some of your most intense political and economic
difficulties are partially due to the coalescing of these important factors.
Our duty is to report this to you and prepare you for what lies ahead.
Thus, you need to see Mother Earth and the Universe she is part of as a
living, interconnected and highly conscious entity.

When you view the Universe from this mindset, you start to see
things that were hitherto obscured. Change, as previously noted, can
be subtle and quite contextual. An automatic process based on
your past perceptions filters your understanding of your environment.
Thus, many current observations may not make sense to your mind at first;
they are altered by past belief systems into the verisimilitude of the
commonplace. The solution is to constantly question all you see and
hear. The Universe is reflecting back different images that are often
blocked by old notions of what is real. One example is looking
at "stars" in the night sky that behave in a strange way; your mind
tells you that the odd light patterns and apparent movements are caused by
distortions in the Earth's atmosphere. If you spend enough time
with this, you can see that this is not the case. Likewise,
weird sounds and unaccountable feelings of uneasiness can signal that
something is amiss in your reality. These are positive portents
that your reality is indeed changing.

What we are getting at is that your reality renders up her
indicators when you are truly ready to see and hear them.
This mode comes from showing your dedication and commitment to the Universe
to perceive and accept her as a living presence. When this
divine moment arrives, you begin to view the Universe in a more holistic
way. Next, you can see consciousness behind every action.
You live in a constant state of learning in which the "awe of the new" never
leaves you. As a "child of Creation," you embody a never-ending
learning mode. Even though you planned many parts of your life in detail
before you were born, there are, nevertheless, opportunities in life for
learning about new things and discovering more about how this wondrous
Creation operates. You have come to Mother Earth in order to
learn, and add your personal touch to this marvelous concoction-your living
reality. In turn, this reality has many vital points of wisdom
to share with you.

Your reality is as much a part of you as you are of her.
All living Beings are immersed in a great unity that ultimately becomes the
Creator. Your greatest prophets and seers have expressed this truth.
This living Universe is composed of a divine Light ordered by
Love. Indeed, the mathematics we use is based upon the
transintegral properties of all things. This calculus uses
consciousness as its base and not the natural material distortions of
physicality. One of our purposes is to teach you the principles
of our science of consciousness and how to quantify her properties.
Then, the many anomalies present in your observations can be easily
accounted for. As you begin to integrate the various aspects of this
science with your own, you can see how the process called enlightenment
operates. You can begin to successfully quantify "miracles" and learn
how the gracious acts of Creation relate to the divine plan.

Consciousness is Life! Divine consciousness expresses herself in
the multitudinous living forms that are a part of physicality. Physicality
is just one aspect of these forms' manifestation; the endless dimensions and
realities of the spiritual realms are yet another. Heaven and physicality
are part of this greater whole called Creation. When you begin to find
the wondrous connections between them, you can fully perceive Creation and
behold the way the sacral has moved and manifested all life. Then you
can intuitively and with great measure observe the innate beauty found here.
This beauty brings incredible joy to one's Soul and shows you the greatness
that lives within us. Your task is to absorb this beauty and apply it to
your life mission. Our task is to guide you by showing you the path
that can lead to your enlightenment.

The Creator has lovingly given us the means to apply our
consciousness and, by so doing, to unfold Creation. This task is part
and parcel of an even grander assignment. That is, to use each life divinely
granted us to gain enough wisdom to enable us to affect the way Creation
continues to reveal herself to the Universe. These tasks define each of our
lifetimes. As you rise in consciousness, the connections you have with each
of your lifetimes grows in intensity. As this connection is further
realized, it increases your abilities to bring forth the materializing of
the divine plan. Likewise, as you become more empowered, you start to see
how each life forges the great Heaven-birthed Life streams and leads you
back to the triune Godhead. Indeed, enlightenment produces an unbelievable
feeling of oneness, expressed by the ever-rising bliss that becomes You!

This transformation into a fully conscious Being is a great joy
that awaits you. We come to make this transformation possible and to
prevent the dark from succeeding in any possible sabotage. The coming
moments in your history are when the ridiculous can collide with the sublime
and, in so doing, produce a new reality for your global society.
This new reality moves you beyond the realm of your present planetary state
and permits you to become galactic. In this mode of Being, you
can swiftly achieve all that we have discussed with you today.
Look upon your future with joy and know in your hearts that the new reality
you seek is close at hand. Those on your world who seek to
thwart you are now learning the futility of their dark ways. The
crescendo of bells symbolizing your great victory is ready to peal forth!

Today, we talked about consciousness. We told
you about how this reality is inevitably changing. We asked you to continue
to become more aware of how to perceive these subtle changes. We further ask
you to apply your growing wisdom to allow your great abilities to manifest
the new You! Remember, Together, We are indeed Victorious! We now take our
leave. Blessings, dear Ones! Know in your Heart of Hearts that the perpetual
Supply and infinite Abundance of Heaven are indeed Yours! Selamat Majon!
Selamat Kasijaram! (Sirian for Rejoice! and Be Blessed in Love and Joy!)

The following is the first communique from a group calling itself
Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at The Chronicle via an anonymous
spam remailer. I have no idea whether other news organizations
have received this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen to
print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I feel strongly that the
truth, no matter how alarming, trivial or disgusting, must always be
told. I am pleased to report that the words below are at least not
disgusting:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are
Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one
God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with
two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the
possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted
with love by the secretary.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too
long has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist
thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except
Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made
your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who
think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You
have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the
SUV of dogmatic expression!

People of the United States, why is everyone yelling at you???
Whatever happened to ... you know, everything? Why is the news dominated
by nutballs saying that the Ten Commandments have to be tattooed inside
the eyelids of every American, or that Allah has told them to kill
Americans in order to rid the world of Satan, or that Yahweh has
instructed them to go live wherever they feel like, or that Shiva thinks
bombing mosques is a great idea? Sister Immaculate Dagger of Peace notes
for the record that we mean no disrespect to Jews, Muslims, Christians
or Hindus. Referred back to the committee of the whole for further
discussion.

We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born
again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God
cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron
Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code
but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of
Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good
person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.

Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like
grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between
political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a
series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios,
kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned
discussions of the issues of the day. We will not try for "balance" by
hiring fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who
have carefully thought through the issues.

We are Unitarian Jihad. We will appear in public places and require
people to shake hands with each other. (Sister Hand Grenade of Love
suggested that we institute a terror regime of mandatory hugging, but
her motion was not formally introduced because of lack of a quorum.) We
will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress
like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as
Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be required to
read Proust out loud in prisons.

We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: "Sincerity is not
enough." We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime
already. Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just
because your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a
dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the
park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you,
except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

Brother Gatling Gun of Patience notes that he's pretty sure the world
is out to get him because everyone laughs when he says he is a
Unitarian. There were murmurs of assent around the room, and someone
suggested that we buy some Congress members and really stick it to the
Baptists. But this was deemed against Revolutionary Principles, and
Brother Gatling Gun of Patience was remanded to the Sunday Flowers and
Banners committee.

People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike
without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if
from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be
coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic!
Citizens declare themselves "relatively unafraid" of threats of
undeclared rationality. People can still go to France,
terrorist leader says.

Michael row the boat ashore, and then get some of the local kids
to pull the boat onto the dock, and come visit with
jcarroll@sfchronicle.com.