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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Camp(Pain) Spot

I was left speechless, if you'll pardon the expression coming from me.

And frankly, I couldn't believe it...of course I'd heard the stories, how as the "Maverick" he was the darling of the left wing media,(Ed. - removed some of the text 'cause re-reading this morning makes the post seem harsher than I actually intended. Sorry about that.) but until this happened, I thought it was just the usual political noise. So it pains me to share the following....

I'd gone to visit the Mom at her training camp earlier today in the Flagstaff area of our great state of Arizona, when:

Click on the photo series to see in full size the dishonor heaped upon my head by the usual suspects.

I just wanna say:HEY!!! I couldn't believe it!Hit somebody in the face with aslushball. Let all that stuff go down intheir underwear.

And I didn't even care. I just sat rightdown in the snow. I was so mad. Andit started to melt right thorough my fourpair of corduroys. And I didn't evencare. Because I know when I go homethe only thing my mom's gonna be talkingabout:

"You, Sammy! How come you just sitdown in the snow and let it just meltthrough your four pair of corduroys?"

"Yeah mom? Well what do you care?That's all you care about, somebodysitting down in the snow and letting itmelt through your four pair ofcorduroys.

You don't care that Obama and McCainhit me on the side of the facewith a slushball and let all the gunk godown in my underwear because if youdid care you'd go out and get him!"

But I’m gonna get you both.Come November 2010 and 2012,you both better just watch out!

Paid for by the concerned citizens for inappropriate hi-jinks, Sam! for Senate, Committee.

With apologies to Bill Cosby, for ripping off his skit, and to John McCain, who I "admire" with all my heart...

14 comments:

Oh Khyra...(and this is new, Sammy ((me)) responding to comments), are you serious, "left track?!" Me, Sam!? Just like Dad, I'm a radical right leg patriot! At least as far as constitutional issues are concerned!

I really enjoyed your politcal commentary today!! Some of our crew are neutral when it comes to politics--Except for our Wheaten Terrier, he definitely has an opinion...But for the others, there is some "stuff" that is shoveled out that they won't even roll in because it smells so bad! :-)

Without getting too political (except to say that if I were an Arizona gal, I'd vote fur you, Sam!), I just wanna ask why you didn't go over there and you know, lift your leg???Big Hugs (wink wink),xoxoxo Sammie

OMDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!How those people could do that to you???????YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!!!BAd guys!!!!If you need help...we're here for you!!!!And MAya would be a great hostess taking care of you!!!!!;-))))))If we live in Arizona we would vote for you SAM!!!!!!WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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