Tag: Weekly Spiritual Advice

Aries- As Mars enters the security oriented sign of Cancer and your House of Symbolic Foundations to align with Venus and Uranus in your House of Self Worth, you could find yourself speculating about possible rainy days ahead and what you might do to avert them. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career will also have you thinking about where your career might be going, especially with Neptune behind the scenes causing you to wonder if you want to continue along the path you’ve been on. As Mercury enters the Communication oriented sign of Gemini and the House it naturally rules, this could be the perfect time for you to start exploring the possibilities of doing what you’d like to for a living instead of what you have been doing just to make ends meet. As the Lunar Arc crosses your Mid-heaven make sure to get out there and explore the possibilities, you might be exactly what someone is looking for.

Taurus- Venus in your sign will have you desiring the best for yourself at this time, while Uranus in your sign and Mars in your House of Communication could find you all too willing to fight about it if anyone tries to deny your naturally materialistic nature. With both the Sun and Mercury entering the quixotic and chatty sign of Gemini, try to channel any frustration you may be feeling about what’s not working out for you now into some challenging mental exercise, perhaps in the form of a hobby or taking a class on something you’ve always wondered about but never took the time for. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy aligning with Neptune in your House of Dreams could steer you toward an artistic endeavor, especially since Venus in your sign is already activating your good taste and you’re feeling particularly inspired; go for it!

Gemini-The Sun will enter your sign this week officially marking the beginning of Gemini season, during which time it will be aided and abetted by Mercury, the planet of both Communication and Business as well as your sign’s ruler. If you’re feeling ambitious (or insecure) this could be a particularly frenetic time for you as Uranus and Venus together behind the scenes will be flaming your desire for the good things in life while Mars in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling like life isn’t worth living unless you have the best of everything. This type of manifest destiny is what topples empires so be careful, although with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation you won’t be getting anything in the near future that you haven’t earned so, rather than drive yourself crazy, why don’t you instead try to calm yourself down with something like meditation or tai chi? Or perhaps even thinking about someone else besides yourself?

Cancer- Mars entering your sign this week should give you a burst of energy, especially as it aligns nicely with Venus and Uranus in your House of Dreams making you feel like you’re ready to give yourself a break from the trials and tribulations of taking care of the whole world by yourself. While escaping is a nice notion, we both know that you will continue to feel like everyone’s good time is dependent upon you, meaning you’ll probably channel that Mars energy into making damn sure everyone has what they need so you don’t go crazy listening to them complain. Sound nutty? Welcome to the cave of logic the crab creates by digging itself into the surf. Saturn and Pluto retrograde together in your House of Relationships aligning with Neptune in your House of Long Distance travels could find you both enjoying some time away and missing a loved one at the same time. We’re back to the crab digging itself into the beach so, if you can get to the shore why don’t you join your crustacean totem for a swim and get back to where this all started regarding you enjoying yourself.

Leo- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Career this week you could be exactly what someone has been looking for, however, don’t be too available just yet. Make sure to ask yourself, are they what you’ve been looking for? Mars behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling insecure, which might find you willing to settle for less just to be liked. Really? While Neptune in your House of Transformation is about letting go, that doesn’t mean disappearing into the shadow of someone else’s ego, particularly as the God of the Sea is aligning nicely with the rock of Gibraltar twins, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Work, who are asking you to change like a rock erodes; slow and steady, in no rush to give in, but going with the flow. This is about your confidence baby……as the saying goes, “Strength bides its time while weakness feels a need to act.”

Virgo- Lots of things around you are changing at this time but the question is, are you changing? With four major planets now at the top of your chart, Venus and Uranus in your House of Philosophy and the Sun and Mercury about to enter your House of Career, what are you currently doing to manifest some of those gold plated dreams you like to strategize about? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity and Neptune in your House of Partnerships would suggest that you can’t conquer the world by yourself at this time, but on the other hand are you the best playmate you can be? Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations would indicate that some renovation is needed before you can start to build your stairway to heaven, yet are you willing to break your ego down to the studs to facilitate a complete overhaul of not only how the world sees you but how you see yourself? A word to the wise, our ability to accept help depends on whether or not we feel deserving. Chew on that for a while.

Libra- Mars has just crossed your Mid-Heaven so you may surprise a few people at this time by acting more like an Aries than a stereotypical Libra. Whether this is good or bad will have a lot to do with how deeply you may want something as both Venus and Uranus graze in the sign of Taurus and your House of Transformation. After all, a bull can be a lot like a cow until you wave a red flag in its face. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have either taught you some patience over the last year or not and you’ll no doubt find out which when Neptune in your House of Daily Routines either delivers your expectations on time or fails to do so. The Lunar Arc this week will progress from your House of Communications (where it meets Jupiter retrograde) to your House of Creativity, meaning success for you now could be more about the process than the result. Ordinarily this would not be a problem for a Libra, so remember who you are.

Scorpio- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Partnerships activating Mars entering your House of Philosophy, the success of your interactions with others at this time will not be about acceptance or passivity, but rather about your ability to take action, meaning you’ll need to either extend an olive branch or take the tiger by the tail in order to break through some people’s ambivalence (or games). You’re in control now (whether you realize it or not) so leadership skills will be more valuable to you at this time than simple good manners or being agreeable. That’s not to say that Creativity won’t offer you an advantage as well, especially as Neptune in your House of Creativity aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Communications and you’re able to figure out ahead of time exactly what someone wants to hear and then find an inventive way not to placate them. To be so unapologetically real is a big step for you now, so take it, and enjoy a new bullshit free relationship with the world.

Sagittarius- Whatever you’re hoping to change right now should be helped along magnificently as Mars enters your House of Transformation, particularly if you’re looking to improve a process at work or perhaps even streamline your body. Doing it with someone else could also be to your advantage, as both the Sun and Mercury will be entering your House of Partnerships, so hire yourself an assistant or find an exercise buddy. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune in your House of Foundation is about fundamental change, and fundamental is a word combining both fun and mental, meaning that it is just as important to enjoy whatever you’re doing as it is to get the results you desire, especially if the whole process is supposedly to feel better about yourself. Meanwhile, Jupiter retrograde in your sign should help with the whole philosophical point of view that it is the journey not the destination that’s important. In other words, just keeping putting one foot in front of the other and you’ll eventually get there.

Capricorn- As Mars enters your House of Relationships and moves into an alignment with Venus and Uranus in your House of Romance, expect the unexpected this week, particularly in the legendary Battle of the Sexes. With Saturn and Pluto in your sign for a good long time now you have been reconstructing yourself for a while, so perhaps it’s finally time to get out there and see how you interact with the other kids? Of course someone special may stand out from the others, just try not to get nervous. They’re probably not following you around because they’re a hit man and someone’s taken a contract out on you, more likely it’s because they find you attractive. The Sun and Mercury moving into the social sign of Gemini and your House of Health may be trying to tell you that if you want to start feeling better about life, then perhaps you should try embracing it instead of requiring it to find you like a private detective. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes is like a big dog who’s been raised with little dogs and doesn’t realize its size, meaning you should get out there and start practicing how to stretch into your true self. After all, you never know who might try to pet you while you’re working it out….. Woof! Woof!

Aquarius- As Mars enters your House of Work and aligns with both Venus and Uranus in your House of Home, this could be the perfect time to start those desperately needed repairs in your house or apartment that you’ve been avoiding. Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes may reveal there’s a lot more wrong here than you realize, so the quicker you get to it the less likely it will be that something turns into an emergency. Neptune in your House of Self Worth could have a dual effect on you now, either making you lazy or inventive. Assuming that you’re not sick or unhappy, if getting motivated is a problem for you at this time, then simply let yourself be influenced by someone who is pressing you to get something done, you may end up thanking them later on for being an inadvertent muse. After all, whatever doesn’t annoy you lets you become complacent.

Pisces- You may have recently caught someone’s eye who thinks that you’re just the most…….So what do you plan to do about it? Mars entering your House of Romance and aligning with Venus and Uranus in your House of Communication is all about the Look of Love, so if you recognize it then let your imagination run around as scantily clad as possible, after all, with Neptune in your sign now romance should come as second nature to you. As the Sun and Mercury enter your Foundation Area you could be feeling as free as a bird or as flaky as a box of Kellogg’s, just don’t let yourself get swept away so far you forget who you are and what your real life responsibilities entail. Saturn and Pluto aligning with Neptune now could see you very close to completing a project that has been lingering for a long time, just make sure the aforementioned romance occurs only after you’ve crossed the finish line with any work that needs to be done.

Aries- As Venus gets ready to exit your sign she will enter into a nice aspect with Mars in your House of Communication, meaning that you could be getting some good news regarding a matter you would like to see move forward. Shortly afterwards, both Venus and Mars will change signs, Venus going into her native sign of Taurus and Mars entering security oriented Cancer. This could signal a lucky break, especially since Uranus will also be involved, indicating that there may be an unexpected surprise in store in the form of a windfall return from a situation you were actually starting to worry about. While this all sounds good, don’t get too optimistic just yet. The Full Moon in power oriented Scorpio over the weekend will be in your House of Transformation where it will oppose a stable Taurus Sun, meaning that any sudden luck you experience could disappear just as suddenly if you start convincing yourself it is the new norm and begin slacking.

Taurus- With Mercury pulling closer to the Sun in your sign and charming Venus (your ruler) about to conjunct freaky Uranus, you could be experiencing quite an internal conflict between your naturally conformist nature and your equally natural sensuality. As a famous Occultist once said, “Sin is the word of restriction,” so don’t deny yourself your natural urges. As Mars move into your House of Communication and the emotional sign of Cancer, realize that if you deny yourself something on one level that urge will likely just end up leaking out somewhere else, which could be embarrassing. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Relationships and the power oriented sign of Scorpio, meaning that if you won’t stand up and state your needs don’t expect anyone else to be a mind reader.

Gemini- Mars will leave your sign this week with a flourish as he aligns nicely with Venus in your House of Groups. This could make you quite popular, especially with Jupiter in your House of Relationships meeting up with a diplomatic Libra Moon midweek. Later on as Venus moves behind the scenes into the sensual sign of Taurus, Mars will enter your House of Self Worth and together these two should find you quite ambitious for both fun and material gratification. Add Uranus to this mix and you’ll probably be willing to do whatever it takes to get whatever you desire; just try not to dehumanize anyone in the process, after all, when you treat people like objects they tend to resent it and with Saturn and Pluto still retrograde in your House of Shared Resources you can’t afford to alienate anyone from your cause at this time.

Cancer- With a stellium of planets in your House of Friends now you may be feeling like there is not enough of you to go around. Among this group are the Sun and Mercury, who together will likely have you feeling obligated, while on the other hand Venus and Uranus arm in arm could attract every freak in the vicinity to your mothering nature. Try to take advantage of Mars when he enters your sign later in the week to find the strength to say “no” to the energy vampires and lazy slobs who would otherwise suck you dry. There are those who will truly need your kindness and compassion at this time, just try to differentiate them from the users and abusers. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Creativity, which could find you either sublimating your natural creative urges into satisfying others needs or else running away to someplace remote where you can be alone and paint your masterpiece. Don’t feel guilty about doing whatever feels right.

Leo- With the Sun, Mercury, Uranus, and Venus all in the stable sign of Taurus and your House of Career, this is a time when you need to suck it up and do whatever is necessary to get yourself ahead. Of course Taurus can also be a lazy sign, so make sure you’re aware that your complacency could be your biggest enemy right now, especially if you find yourself making excuses for not getting out of a situation that you know sucks and you have been trashing non-stop for a while now. The longer you put off what needs to be done on the career front the harder this weeks eventual Full Moon is going to be, especially since it’s occurring in your House of Symbolic Foundations and opposing the aforementioned Sun in your House of Career. It’s important for you to realize that while this is not a particularly comfortable time for you, it is a period that you will eventually look back on and be glad you did all the practical stuff you didn’t want to.

Virgo- The more desperately you try to hold on now to a person or situation that is changing away from you, the more that individual or circumstance will buck like a wild bronco at a rodeo. Like the song say’s, “Man, ain’t that a kick in the head,” yet it doesn’t need to be. Jupiter retrograde in your Foundations Area and Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity can help you to let go of a job or relationship that isn’t working, but not if you feel you need to win whatever the argument has been and prove the other person wrong. Nobody’s right or wrong, things just need to change. As Venus and Mars enter new signs and your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively, the potential is there for you to finally be who you are without apologies or excuses, the price though will be to extricate yourself from whoever or whatever has been holding you back. The Full Moon in your House of Communication and the passionate sign of Scorpio will be all about speaking your truth to whomever with no reservations…..So, what are you waiting for? Start singing that body electric!

Libra- This is a time when what you’re experiencing will provide the subject matter for stories that will eventually make others laugh and think, even though what’s going on now in your life may, in fact, be making you quite frustrated. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and crazy, unpredictable Uranus are all marching through your House of Transformation, which likely feels both uncomfortably weird and like it’s taking forever. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your Foundations Area is no doubt further warping your sense of time, while Neptune in your House of Daily Routines is completely messing with your ability to get a clear read on anything. Nonetheless you are still both driven and creative at this time (believe it or not) and if you think I’m shitting you all I ask is that you try to remain patient (a dirty word) and stay focused on your goals until Jupiter finally goes direct again in August. I know this sounds like a prediction, but in actuality it’s only a matter of you having faith in yourself. “You gotta believe!”

Scorpio- Did you ever think you’d be so popular (and loved)? The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all going through your House of Relationships now, which means if you’re not the center of attention yet then you’re about to be. This will be both good and bad as Saturn and Pluto are both retrograde in your House of Communications and aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity, meaning that while some people you might be dealing with now could have an agenda, it’s more likely that the folks who are stepping up to help are doing it because they truly like and respect you. Jupiter in your House of Earned Income is currently retrograde, so don’t expect to see the light at the end of the tunnel yet if your income has lagged in the face of some mounting bills. As the Full Moon in your sign later in the week opposes all those previously mentioned Taurus Planets, try instead to look at your current emotional support system as all wealth you need; as the song goes, “Baby, you’re a Rich Man…”

Sagittarius- If your health (or appearance) has been a concern of late, then now would be the time to take action and try to establish a new regimen for yourself as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all in your House of Health. Add to this Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth and you might actually have the discipline now to stick to whatever program you start. Jupiter retrograde in your sign can also contribute to rebuilding your vanity if you take his lead and imagine bigger things (or conversely a smaller appearance) for yourself. As Mars pulls into your House of Transformation your energy should be high for the rest of the month, so make sure you capitalize on the Warrior Planet’s strength and determination to establish something good for your sense of health and well being at this time.

Capricorn- e.e. cummings once wrote, “let all go dear/so comes love” and with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Creativity banging around like dice in a cup, perhaps this is the time you should let things roll and see what happens? Mars entering your House of Relationships could be about reaching out (if you let it) while Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign could be about fundamental change (if you’d accept it) both of which are admittedly a gamble, but to win it you gotta be in it. Neptune in your House of Communications and Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes are both about letting something happen as opposed to making something happen, which is a hard thing for an action oriented sign like you to understand, so perhaps you could think of it this way, it takes more confidence to wait for the right time than it does to rush ahead in hopes of finding the right time.

“Patiently waiting

Like a dew drop hanging from

A banana leaf”

Aquarius- No one ever expects an earthquake, yet when the dishes start rattling on the shelves it would probably be prudent to get under a doorpost as soon as possible and wait until the world seems stable again. I’m mentioning this because with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Foundations along with Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, if it feels like your world is shaking you should probably accept it and head for the nearest doorpost. Of course Mars entering your House of Routines will likely have you feeling anxious at this time, especially as it angles with Uranus, however, rather than rushing in where angels fear to tread, perhaps you should instead follow Neptune’s lead as it crosses through your House of Self Worth and simply try to find a place where you can best wait out the current circumstances until you can fully assess the damage.

Pisces- If your emotions seem to be overwhelming you now and there is something you need to say to someone special but don’t know how to begin, then perhaps you should engage your artistic abilities and look to create a metaphor of whatever it is you’re feeling. With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Communication and lining up nicely with Mars entering your House of Creativity, your message will likely be more poignant now if you can trust your intuition to connect the dots rather than trying to edit yourself and avoid any potential vulnerability. Neptune in your sign represents the soul of the poet and as it aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde you are especially in tune now with another’s wavelength, therefore, let your energy and its honest expression speak for you now rather than attempting to explain the unexplainable or eff the ineffable.

Aries- To paraphrase a well known classic, “It is the best of times, it is the worst of times.” As the Sun passes through your sign to align with Jupiter in your House of Philosophy it brings high hopes, while at the same time it is also squaring Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career to bring both challenges and change. The presence of Mercury, Venus, and Neptune behind the scenes could contribute to either your illusions or enlightenment, depending of course on whether your sense of self comes from within or if it is merely a reflection of the current fashions and judgments of others. Uranus in your House of Self Worth is a knee jerk reaction waiting to happen, which Mars in your House of Communication could turn into a notorious incident if you’re so inclined. As the Lunar Arc travels across your Houses of Foundation and Creativity, try to see the forest for the trees when it comes to your actions and consider the saying, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Salud!

Taurus- Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Transformation and aligning with the Sun behind the scenes could mean that the initial excitement of a recent situation is about to turn into a considerably less glorious responsibility in the near future. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy have been trying to tell you, “be careful what you wish for,” but since you’ve gotten what you wanted now you’re going to need them to be your maintenance team. Just make sure you don’t allow Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Groups to make you too much of a doormat. Just because some folks told you what you wanted to hear to get you interested, doesn’t mean they can take advantage of you once you’ve signed on the dotted line. In the meantime, I hope you like surprises because Uranus in your sign should be bringing home some doozies.. When all is said and done though, Mars in your House of Self Worth could be your best friend right now, as he gives you all the mojo you’ll likely need to swim this “English Channel” you have waiting.

Gemini- Mars entering your sign will likely provide a burst of energy, the question is where will you direct this power? Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships and aligning with the Sun in your House of Dreams could be trying to tell you to pay attention to an association with someone important that you’ve let fall by the wayside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation have been trying to warn you of coming changes for a while, but now that they’re also aligning with both Mercury and Venus in your House of Public Image and Career make sure you don’t take anything for granted in regards to your future prospects and/or your reputation. “What have you done for me lately” may sound callous, but at least now others will know what it felt like when they blew you off. Payback can be a b*tch, so get ready to move ahead.

Cancer- As the Sun passes through your House of Career and aligns with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work, expect some of the recent drama on the job to subside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships has likely changed your tune regarding how much responsibility you’re willing to accept without knowing what’s in it for you, while at the same time Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Philosophy have inspired you to realize the difference between what you can change and what’s supposed to change you. Unfortunately, Uranus in your House of Groups will likely bring more lessons along this line as some unexpected craziness enters into your sphere. Go with these annoying developments as best you can and try not to get too caught up in thinking you could have avoided any of it; Uranus just rolls that way. Mars behind the scenes could inspire you to do some research and explore new possibilities, so try and look at this new motivation as the antidote for Uranus and go for it.

Leo- If you have been harboring any aspirations to do something different with your life, the Sun aligning with Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity could mean that this is the time when that hope either dies forever, or else you finally get your ass in gear and decide to do something about it. With Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in watery Pisces and your House of Death and Transformation, you may have come to this realization in a painful way, nonetheless, you’ve seen what is necessary, now what do you want to do next? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines are there if you have to figure out how to make time for what you’d like to do, no matter how busy (or tired) you profess to be, while Uranus in your House of Career represents the part of you that’s “mad as hell and isn’t going to take it anymore.” As Mars traverses your House of Dreams dare to believe that you may be as talented as you’ve always dreamed…Now prove it!

Virgo- If you have been contemplating any home improvements or are even considering moving, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Home aligning with the Sun in your House of Transformation could mean that this is the time to either restructure or change your humble abode. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Creativity is like having your own private contractors, so trust your ideas on what you want, but more importantly, believe that you can make it happen. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Partnership could indicate that you may need to seek outside help in manifesting your visions and stop looking for approval from an unsupportive partner. With this in mind, let Uranus in your House of Philosophy inspire you to do something different than what hasn’t worked in the past and let Mars in your House of Public Image show the world you can be a mover and shaker on your own terms.

Libra- As Jupiter in your House of Communication goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun in your House of Partnerships, you may end up hearing from someone out of the past who can help you with a current problem. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart have been setting the stage for some big changes, however, sometimes auspicious circumstances can sneak in the back door instead of barging through the front. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Work so let yourself be influenced by unexpected circumstances; you may be a lot better at improvising and flying by the seat of your pants than you ever suspected. Uranus in your House of Transformation and Mars in your House of Long Distance Communication may help to transport you to the exact place outside of your expectations that you need to be in order to succeed. Go with the flow!

Scorpio- Jupiter going retrograde this week and aligning with the Sun in your House of Health could make you feel overwhelmed if you have been under the weather. Mars in your House of Transformation should help you to keep up with all these new changes, although as he starts to approach a square with a stellium of planets in Pisces you may be longing for an escape. Where to go? Uranus in your House of Relationships may see you receiving an unexpected (and much needed) invitation from a friend to get away from your life for a while. You may not be able to go to Bali, but anywhere that would bring you to a different place in your head would be a welcome respite. Bon voyage!

Sagittarius- Jupiter going station/retrograde this week in your sign and aligning with the Sun in your House of Fun may be trying to tell you it’s time for a vacation. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been keeping your nose to the grindstone forever, but with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune crossing the bottom of your chart it looks like it’s time for you to sneak out for a little par-ty, if you get my drift. If you don’t, Uranus going through your House of Work and Mars going through your House of Enemies could see some crap go down at work that will find you saying to yourself, “I should of listened to Mr. Saturn and cashed in some of my time….now I gotta put up with this shit!”

Capricorn- If you have been putting off facing some issues either at home or within yourself, consider taking the time now to fix whatever it is that’s broke as Jupiter goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun. For a while now Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been putting the weight of the world on your shoulders and as they align with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Communication this may be the time for you to find someone to speak with about how you feel, especially since problems tend to always seem bigger if we keep them bottled up inside. Uranus in your House of Creativity and Mars in your House of Health would further suggest that some form of Art Therapy or, for that matter, any sort of class would be an excellent way to de-stress and put things in perspective. In other words, take the time to do yourself a favor and try something new.

Aquarius- With Jupiter going through your House of Groups over the last few months it has probably felt like you’ve been on stage non-stop, 24/7. If that’s the case, then when the King of the Planets goes retrograde this week you might want to try to spend some time with those you’ve been neglecting. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Self Worth will likely have you feeling more vulnerable than usual and as these planets align with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes, getting together with loved ones at this time may just be about you needing them rather than their needing you out there protecting them from anything. Unpredictable Uranus going through your House of Family may furnish some surprises, particularly if you end up realizing that your home is your ballast rather than your career. With that said, take this respite you’ve managed to arrange as a time solely for fun and trust that your work will be waiting when you get back.

Pisces- If you’ve been on a roll as of late you might see things start to wind down this week as Jupiter goes station/retrograde in your House of Career. Of course you may not be happy about this, especially as Jupiter aligns with the Sun in your House of Self Worth and squares Mercury and Venus in your sign. You can’t be “on” all the time, so instead of taking this recent down cycle as an indication that maybe you’re losing it, instead look at this period as a time to re-evaluate and rejuvenate yourself in order to come back and kick some serious new ass in the coming weeks. Saturn and Pluto might very well have some constructive criticism to give about revamping your plans, so make sure you slow down and give them a listen; in terms of your long-term success you’ll be glad you did.

The Mueller Report is finally out and will be welcomed this week by Mercury going station/direct conjunct Neptune in Pisces……..Get ready for the Spin Doctors to start spinning their vagaries, alternative facts, claims to Executive Privilege, and well, just plain bullshit!!! Don’t get discouraged though, we can even up the playing field at the ballot box in 2020………Keep the Bern going!!!

Aries- With a little help from the Moon in Sagittarius you should begin the week feeling optimistic, however, as the Lunar Arc progresses into Capricorn certain responsibilities may begin to make their presences felt, which may actually be a good thing for your naturally impetuous nature. As Venus enters Pisces and Mars enters Gemini this week you could feel your head battling with your heart over what course of action to take in a particular circumstance. Be willing to take your time and hold off making any decisions about what to do until the weekend, when Mercury goes station/direct in conjunction with Neptune and they both align with Saturn. This aspect is all about intuition and logic working together to find a truly holistic solution, so look to let the problem fully explain itself to you before you attempt to determine what the solution should be.

Taurus- Uranus wandering unaspected in your sign at this time is probably causing you to feel either anxious or irate, both of which are ultimately illusions. Keeping that in mind, let Saturn in your House of Philosophy be your rock as he aligns with Visionary Neptune and Mercury going direct in the creative sign of Pisces and your House of Dreams, all of which are about finding and developing the necessary spiritual and emotional discipline to keep your insecurities at bay and your confidence leading the way. As the Lunar Arc ends the week squaring Uranus, be willing to try something different in pursuit of your bliss. After all, the secret of a successful life is choosing what makes you happy rather than settling for what others will accept about your tastes.

Gemini- As Mars enters your sign this week it will probably feel like the horse has been let out of the barn just when you needed to hitch it to the wagon to get going some place. When Venus enters the empathetic sign of Pisces later on it should help you to realize that if you can manage to remain calm and wait a little, that dumb old horse will probably end up chowing down in a nearby pasture and you’ll be able to gather him up soon enough. In other words, patience will be the key here, so let disciplined Saturn in your House of Transformation exert his unwavering influence on misty Neptune and an erratic Mercury station so that you can move in like a ninja and get everything back in harmony. With both Uranus and Jupiter unaspected in your chart this week, be careful that your anxiety about working a situation out doesn’t get dumped on an unassuming partner who would be willing to help; that is, if you’re willing to communicate what your needs are.

Cancer- As Mars enters the cerebral sign of Gemini behind the scenes in your chart and Venus enters the compassionate sign of Pisces and your House of Philosophy, you could find yourself torn about someone close to you who needs help but won’t accept it. Saturn in your House of Relationships will have you feeling responsible for this person, while Neptune and a confusing Mercury Station will tempt you to repeat old patterns with this individual, whereby you insist on helping so they can turn their refusal of aid into blaming you as the reason for their problem. It’s all very complicated, and stressful, but it doesn’t need to be. After all, you could focus on your own problems instead, like for instance an unaspected Jupiter in your House of Health. Just think, instead of wasting your energy on someone who is asking for a hard lesson (and will get it) you could instead focus your efforts on rediscovering a real sense of wellness for yourself (which is yours for the taking).

Leo- If you’ve been feeling that something in your life needs to change, then Mars entering your House of Groups and Venus entering your House of Transformation could serve as the necessary whoopee cushion to make you jump up out of your comfortable seat and engage the world. Uranus in your House of Career could bring some unexpected opportunities, however, you need to be out there to capitalize on them. On the reverse side, if you’re not willing to get out there then Uranus could be all about circumstances conspiring to jettison you out there whether you like it or not. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines would further speak to circumstances changing, although unlike the Colorado River going through the Grand Canyon you don’t have all the time in the world to make your masterpiece. Change in your life now will be more about revolution than evolution so get ready, it’s liable to be a bumpy ride!

Virgo- If you’ve been planning to make a move either creatively or romantically, the time is now! Mars will be leaving your House of Philosophy and entering your House of Public Image, while Venus will be leaving your House of Routine and entering your House of Partnerships, putting them both into a dynamic square with one another so that the time for talking the talk is over; get ready to walk the walk! Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will be aligning with both visionary Neptune and communicative Mercury, so be ready to either pitch a creative project that’s close to your heart or pitch a little woo to someone you’ve a crush on. The Lunar Arc will begin the week with dynamic Jupiter and also end the week with the King of the Planets as it moves from your Symbolic Foundation through your House of Romance and then on to your House of Service…Like the Dylan song say’s, “Everybody has to serve somebody.” The good news here is that you’ll get to pick your heart’s desire if you’re willing to go for it!!!

Libra- As Mars and Venus change signs this week and move into a square in your Houses of Philosophy and Routines respectively, you’ll likely be motivated to find a better and more efficient way to perform a daily chore, or perhaps even be inspired to expand your world view beyond your immediate surroundings. A big reason for this sudden upswing in your intellectual curiosity derives from the revolutionary Planets, Saturn and Pluto, being in your Symbolic Foundations area for the last year. Add to that Neptune and Mercury conjunct in the visionary sign of Pisces and at this time in your development you’re all about finding the Holy Grail of whatever you’re involved in, whether that be the best way to clean a floor or clean your soul. Jupiter in your House of Communication will make you want to tell the world about your discoveries and as the King of the Planets flirts with the Lunar Arc this week you could feel particularly inspired to write…….So, what are you waiting for?

Scorpio- Mars will be entering your House of Transformation this week and when he does he’ll be squaring Venus entering your House of Creativity, which could mean that the difficulties you’ve been experiencing as of late may end up acting as the motivation for some future artistic efforts. Often adversity makes us long for beauty and harmony all the more and, as a result, we come to appreciate things we may have previously taken for granted or overlooked. Perhaps for the first time in your life you’re contemplating your mortality and it’s causing you to think more critically about the processes of life? Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Thinking along with Neptune and a Mercury station in your House of Creativity would suggest that perhaps your thoughts could be the stuff of art. Why don’t you use some of the time you now have on your hands to express the discoveries your heart has been making?

Sagittarius- When Venus enters your House of Home and Family and squares Mars entering your House of Relationships, you could find yourself being challenged even more than usual by the demands made on you at this time by someone at home. This is because you’re finally beginning to realize that the current situation isn’t about doing something for someone else who can’t do for themselves, but rather that your life has been usurped by someone who simply refuses to pull their own weight. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth should give you the necessary spine to stand up for yourself in this situation, let’s just hope that Mercury finally going direct in your House of Foundations will help you to see how you’re getting played by someone who’s just taking advantage of your better nature. At the beginning of the week the Moon in your sign may have you feeling guilty about all this, but perhaps by the time she gets into your House of Communication and aligns with Jupiter in your sign you’ll be able to speak your truth and then live it, regardless of what anyone else may think.

Capricorn- You’ve been put through a lot of changes in the last year and as Mercury goes station/direct this week conjunct with Neptune in your House of Communication you may finally be willing to talk about it with someone, either a therapist or an audience, depending on your proclivity for airing your private life. Jupiter behind the scenes has been awakening your philosophical nature and as he aligns with the Lunar Arc this week you should be able to overcome any shyness you might have about other people actually finding your innermost thoughts interesting. As Uranus enters your House of Creativity and aligns with Venus moving into your House of Communication, being interesting or, for that matter entertaining, shouldn’t be a problem for the next few years, so don’t be shy about opening your mind (or your mouth) people will love it.

Aquarius- As Venus leaves your sign this week and moves into a square with Mars entering your House of Creativity, you could be inspired to create a work of art or tell a story about some unique experiences you’ve had. For the last year or so Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes have been causing you to go through a lot of internal changes and as they both align with Neptune and a Mercury station/direct in your House of Self Worth, you are finally getting some perspective on what these changes might ultimately mean as you move forward into the future. The Lunar Arc this week will begin in your House of Dreams, where it will conjunct Jupiter before eventually ending the week in your sign, where it will manage to remain in beneficial aspect to the King of the Planets, meaning that as you reflect on where you’ve been over the last year you will likely also realize that worrying about the future is a waste of time, especially when you can be busy creating it in the present…..So what are you waiting for? Get to work!!!

Pisces- Mercury will be going station/direct this week in your sign, where it will conjunct Neptune and likely make you feel like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole. Misconceptions you may have had about a situation or a person could suddenly become clearer, or else something you were quite sure of could suddenly become uncertain. While this is no doubt a topsy-turvy aspect, don’t worry, Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups will keep you busy fulfilling responsibilities that are quite real and should keep you grounded no matter how much fog and confusion Neptune and Mercury can come up with. Jupiter in your House of Career will have help from the Moon all week, so don’t be surprised if some of the vagueness this week ends up revealing an unexpected opportunity arriving at your doorstep. As the saying goes, “Truth is stranger than fiction.”

Here’s a new “Separated at Birth” pair; the whining crybabies, Bart O’Kavanaugh and R. Kelly………pobrecito…..everybody’s against them!

Aries- With the Sun and Mercury retrograde behind the scenes in the intuitive sign of Pisces and both of them squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, you may be thinking to yourself, “why not?” in regards to a matter you might otherwise think is completely crazy. This is partly because Mars in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Dreams are making you feel adventurous, while both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have made it so that you can afford to take a risk and not lose the farm. The only thing to watch out for here is unaspected Uranus entering your House of Self Worth. A famous Photographer once said, “Chance favors the prepared mind,” so before you charge like the Light Brigade into anything, just make sure you’ve done your homework.

Taurus- You are a stable sign so the entrance of aggressive Mars and crazy Uranus into your domain might initially startle you, like a gunshot or an unexpected tap on the shoulder. The good news though is that any surprises coming your way at this time will see both Saturn and Neptune aligning nicely with Mars from your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively. What does this mean? In short, trust your intuition and take your time, after all, it’s a lot less likely that you’ll overlook something if you’re paying attention to details. Jupiter in your House of Shared Resources squaring Mercury retrograde could make you more gullible than usual so be careful whom you trust. Venus in your House of Career should also be a motivator for you now, but only if your ambitions encompass a greater perspective than just your own personal success. Like Bernie Sanders say’s, “Not me. Us.”

Gemini- Both Mars and Uranus have slid behind the scenes in your chart so be careful whom you trust because a lot more may be at stake than you realize. The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Public Image and as they square Jupiter in your House of Partnerships try not to fall into believing that you are somehow above it all. Those who smile to your face may very well end up having a very sharp knife ready when you turn around. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are about nothing if not compromise, so be willing to give up something to get something. Having a take no prisoners attitude may very well end up making you a hostage of your own ego.

Cancer- If the world starts to get really crazy what will you likely do? That will be a relevant question this week as both Mars and Uranus are in your House of Groups, which could represent anything from a riot to even more impatience than usual on your part when it comes to silliness and/or a lack of professionalism. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships could see you making some significant changes in whom you take seriously or what you’re willing to put up with at all. Let Mars in your House of Dreams and Venus in your House of Transformation allow you to trust your creative vision, especially with the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy. Maybe something you used to believe in but gave up on is really true after all? Think about it.

Leo- Has anyone ever called you stubborn? With Mars and Uranus in your House of Public Image and Venus in your House of Partnerships you may be more demanding of others than you realize. Add to this the Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune in your House of Change confronting Jupiter and some folks might even go as far as to say that you’re oblivious to their needs to the point of being downright insensitive. Surprised? You won’t be for long as Saturn and Pluto detonate some timely upsets in your House of Routines so that if you have been ignoring others they won’t be returning the favor. Your saving grace here is that no matter how selfish you may have seemed you really didn’t mean to slight or insult anyone. With that in mind, make sure you make amends ASAP after you’ve been made aware. A word to the wise.

Virgo- What you hope your relationships would be and what they actually are may no longer be an illusion you can afford. Reality and fantasy may complement each other as balancing forces in a philosophical sense, but they cannot occupy the same actual space in time and have the situation remain peaceful. Jupiter at your Foundation straining the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Partnerships will likely cause any associations that are not grounded in reality to fall apart like a log raft in a monsoon. At the same time Mars and Uranus in your House of Philosophy squaring Venus in your House of routines will likely challenge you to learn how to swim very quickly. The good news is that Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your House of Philosophy will assist you in finding solutions, if in fact real solutions are what you’re truly after.

Libra- It was said in the film “Gladiator,” “when death smiles at a man all he can do is smile back.” As Mars and Uranus make their way across your House of Transformation and slowly come into alignment with Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation, there may not be many smiles exchanged between what is dying in your life and what is being born, but things will certainly start to look a lot different from what you’re used to! Jupiter in your House of Communication squaring Mercury retrograde could bring you some unexpected blasts from the past, both pleasant and unpleasant, so it will be up to you to either set the record straight and resume where you left off or else burn a bridge that’s not worth repairing. Venus in your House of Creativity could help you to put your finger on the pulse of someone who is going through something you have experience with; remember the Greek Gods used to visit people disguised as unfortunates and rewarded those who were generous with their help and hospitality. If the shoe fits, wear it.

Scorpio- It is time for a realization. Are you aware of how much energy it takes to believe something that is true as opposed to believing something that isn’t true? Answer; the same amount of energy is used whether you believe the truth or an illusion. With that in mind, be careful what you’re convincing yourself of at this time. Jupiter in your House of Thinking is squaring Mercury retrograde in your House of Creativity, meaning that it’s high time you realize depression and optimism are both creative acts though the offspring of each are quite different. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart are death and resurrection, so if something has rocked your world recently try to understand that if the Phoenix (your totem animal) was never thrown into the fire it wouldn’t have been able to rise from the ashes. “What does not kill you makes you stronger,” if you don’t believe me ask Mr. Nietzsche.

Sagittarius- With Jupiter in your sign and Mercury retrograde at your symbolic Foundation you need to realize that your hopes for the future are rooted in being able to understand (and let go) your past. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been setting the stage for this kind of inner work, but only if you’re willing to get knee deep in your own shit and clean up your illusions. Mars in your House of Health is probably making you feel more energetic than usual, which should help you break out of the gravity pull of any energy vampires you encounter. Make sure you have your silver bullets and garlic cloves handy if you have to spend any time with a difficult family member or recalcitrant co-worker. Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Mars should help with speaking your truth, just make sure you’re clear (and comfortable) with whatever that is.

Capricorn- With Pluto and Saturn in your sign (symbolizing death and resurrection respectively) you’re emotionally kind of like a holograph now, except that you’re flesh and blood. Now if that doesn’t seem to make any sense, just consider the viewpoint that we are all essentially spiritual beings who are required to negotiate physical experiences, which in turn are designed to teach us that getting what we want is nothing more than a fleeting concept and ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Sorry for the paradoxes, but I’m just trying to bring you up to speed because with Jupiter behind the scenes squaring Mercury retrograde and the Sun in your House of Thought, the temptation now is for you to only believe that something exists if you can physically experience it. If that’s true then what is there to be said for all the effort you’re making to not have certain experiences? Hmmmm.

Aquarius- Venus in your sign could be spreading you too thin, especially if you’re overly concerned with appearances and/or what others think. You have some immediate challenges that need to be handled which are being complicated by Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes playing the guilt police and Neptune in your House of Self Worth representing the vanity bandits who are trying to distract you from your responsibilities. This inner conflict will continue to rage as long as you allow pompous Jupiter in your House of Groups and naïve Mercury in your House of Self Worth to dominate your mindset and put image before substance. Uranus entering your House of Foundations will likely ratchet everything up to an emergency level, so stop looking in the mirror and instead look to fix what needs to be fixed. The message right now is clearly, take care of business, so get down and do it!!!

Pisces- The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all in your sign and as they each generally square Jupiter in your House of Public Image you could be experiencing a real identity crisis now or, at the very least, a lack of confidence about what lies ahead for you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams has you thinking a bit differently about something you used to want, while Mars in your House of Thinking continues to plow ahead as though nothing has changed. At this point enter rebellious and unpredictable Uranus, which if you are conflicted at all about what you’re doing will muck matters up royally so that you could find yourself making stupid mistakes as though you just didn’t care, and well, you don’t. You’re changing so it would make perfect sense that what you want would change to. Be willing to acknowledge that and straighten things out accordingly.

Aries- Lady Venus will be crossing through your House of Career early this week where she will first square unpredictable Uranus in your sign and then pass into Aquarius to square forceful Mars in your House of Self Worth. Your impatience with what may or may not be going on in your career will neither eliminate nor speed up the necessary process of what must be done; so shut up and do it. Saturn is also in your House of Career and you know he doesn’t play when it comes to responsibilities, so accept what’s happening and then maybe you’ll be able to hear what visionary Neptune is trying to tell you through your intuition…..”Don’t sweat the small stuff, and it’s all small stuff.”

Taurus- With Mars chugging through your sign you are definitely ambitious now, and as he squares the Sun in your House of Dreams you might actually even be whistling while you work. Your tune might change though when the Planet of Action squares Venus in the egalitarian sign of Aquarius and your House of Career. This aspect is about me versus we and all the expectations and anger that comes along with that if you’re more concerned with doing what’s best for you than what’s right. Let Saturn in your House of Philosophy help you sort this out as he aspects compassionate Neptune in your House of Groups. This is about seeing the bigger picture and when that can be done then we all gain in stature.

Gemini- Venus in your House of Transformation will first square Uranus in your House of Groups and then when she enters into the sign of Aquarius and your House of Philosophy will next square Mars behind the scenes. Someone you thought was out of the picture could come back in with a vengeance and end up making you regret any dirt you may have done to them. Saturn along with Pluto is in your House of Death and as these two get closer the cliché of “Death and Taxes” will take on an insidious new meaning. Perhaps you think you can double talk your way out of this, but as the Sun gets close to Neptune in the sign of Pisces and your House of Career, be careful that you don’t end up hanging yourself with the yarn you’re trying to spin.

Cancer- As Venus exits your House of One to One Relationships to enter your House of Death and Transformation she will first square Uranus in your House of Public Image and then square Mars in your House of Friends. Someone who has consistently tried your patience ever since you’ve known them may finally have to go, even if they have been a fixture in your solar system for as long as you can remember. Some people are just knuckle-heads and that’s that. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Philosophy should help you to detach from this individual with a minimum of drama, that is, if you can control the sense of guilt you always seem to get whenever you have to stand up for yourself.

Leo- Your interactions with someone on the job may get testy as Venus exits your House of Work and squares eccentric Uranus. You initial reaction may be to rip this person a new orifice, although as Venus enters your House of Relationships and squares Mars in your House of Career you may end up seeing the benefits of being diplomatic, especially if it keeps you from getting fired for homicide. Saturn and Pluto are also in your House of Work and as they align nicely with the Sun and compassionate Neptune in your House of Transformation turning the other cheek may just facilitate you being able to turn the page on the whole situation by getting an unexpected perk for your trouble, particularly if a boss happens to be within earshot and hears how patient and mature you can be in the face of such unwarranted abuse.

Virgo- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will inspire you to be willing to shake things up, while the Sun and Neptune in your House of Partnerships could draw to you the appropriate accomplices to assist you in doing whatever deeds are necessary for your evolution. Venus in your House of Creativity squaring Uranus in your House of Transformation and then Mars in your House of Philosophy may bring about some unexpected obstacles, however, you may also be surprised at the extent of your inner resources as Jupiter in transcendental Sagittarius at the bottom of your chart helps to elevate you above the fray. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” so if you can feel your toes then rejoice at your good fortune.

Libra- As Venus departs this week from responsible Capricorn and your House of Foundations to enter adventurous Aquarius and your House of Creativity, you might find that you’re bursting with new ideas, especially when the Goddess of Beauty squares Mars in your House of Transformation. Visionary Neptune and quick witted Mercury will be in your House of Work and as they align with Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart not only will you be innovative in your approach to things but practical as well. If you have been doing any writing or art work as of late make sure you get it out there as Jupiter transits your House of Communication, you may have a lot more to say than you realize!

Scorpio- With Saturn and Pluto in your House of Thinking aligning with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Creativity your outlook on life is rapidly changing. Later in the week when Venus passes into the universally minded sign of Aquarius and squares Mars in your House of Partnerships you might unexpectedly discover you have transformed from a misanthrope into an optimist. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth and the buoyant sign of Sagittarius probably also has a lot to do with this new and improved outlook, especially as it aligns with Uranus in your House of Health. Those two together can be very Magickal, so if you’re feeling like you’re finally able to let go of a great weight of negativity that has been burdening you for a long time then you probably can! “I’m looking to the sky to save me/ Looking for a sign of life/Looking for something to help me burn out bright.”

Sagittarius- The week will begin with both the Moon and Jupiter in your sign so be careful what you’re willing to convince yourself of. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling a bit unsettled and when Venus enters your House of Communication and squares Mars you might feel compelled to either binge on junk food or run on a treadmill until you collapse like all the other angry yuppies at the health club who hate their boss. Do you hate your boss? Take into consideration it might not be he or she that’s frustrating you, but rather what they represent. Projection is a dangerous illusion, so if you’ve been thinking of going to therapy now might be the time. You wouldn’t want to be running away from the wrong person, would you?

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto in your sign things have been a bit cloudy for a while now, so when Venus came along a few weeks ago with her little bit of sunshine there was at least some reason for hope. Unfortunately, the Goddess of Love and Beauty will be departing your domain this week to enter into Aquarius and your House of Self Worth, where she will then move into alignment with Mars in your House of Fun and Romance. Nobody likes to see a hot chick go, but don’t assume she won’t be inviting you to come along, especially since the Moon will be joining her in Aquarius this week and even though Mars is pretty virile the ladies will have him outnumbered two to one. You may just have to take one for the team so be willing to party hearty if you must, you’ll be proud you did.

Aquarius- Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes are making you feel more responsible than usual, especially as foggy Neptune and Mercury transit through impressionable Pisces and your House of Self Worth. Jupiter and the Moon will kick off the week in your House of Dreams, which could represent the height of illusion. With that in mind, stop repeating to yourself (and to others) whatever it is you think you need. Rather than this mantra being inspirational, you may instead be inadvertently reminding yourself that you’re failing and that sort of negative re-enforcement doesn’t help one find satisfaction. When Venus comes out from behind the scenes later in the week to enter your sign she will align with Mars, which just might put some much needed pep in your step, especially as the Sun will also align with Mars at that time to burn away some of that Neptunian fog that has your priorities confused.

Pisces- With the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury in your sign now you may be indulging your feelings when you should be detached and logical, or vice versa, neither of which will give you an accurate picture of what’s really going on. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups can help you to stay grounded, especially as Mars moves through your House of Local Activities and provides you with some immediate challenges to be dealt with that are not about impressions but actualities. On the other hand, Jupiter flying high in your House of Public Image could have you worrying about what others may think of you, but really, how could anyone know much about you if you can’t manage to get a clear picture of yourself?

At long last the Government has reopened and Rump’s wall turned out to be nothing more than a cave. Thank you Speaker Pelosi for showing us all how a leader should act when issues arise and priorities need to be kept straight. As we move into 2019, I would hope that you and your fellow Democrats will put your focus on an intelligent Immigration Policy, Universal Health Care, and an Infrastructure Plan for our country. In the meantime, leave the Mafia in the White House and their shenanigans to Special Investigator Mueller and his team. “The chickens will come home to roost” on that one, for sure.

Aries- With Uranus and Mars in your sign this week you shouldn’t be lacking for energy, however, with Mars also pulling into an eventual square with transformative Pluto in your House of Career it will be absolutely necessary that you direct all this energy into a constructive channel or else you may just end up like a mouse on a wheel going nowhere. Saturn in your House of Career should provide the guilt necessary to prevent you going too far astray, while at the same time Neptune behind the scenes will provide the insecurity to maintain the torque between a fear of failing and wishing to be a star. In short, if you hope (expect) to arrive on the other side of the ocean of your dreams, then simply shut up and keep rowing……Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Taurus- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career are no doubt putting you through the wringer as they challenge you to both let go of what doesn’t work while also embracing new challenges. Of course this is probably quite exhausting, especially as Jupiter and Venus in your House of Transformation keep dangling delusions of grandeur in front of you like a carrot baiting a donkey. Try not to let your expectations lead you too far astray from the reality of what is actually going on at any given moment, after all, if you’re ever going to succeed you’ll have to learn to prioritize. Let the Sun and Mercury going through your House of Career show you how success begins by dealing with your immediate problems.

Gemini- With Mars in Aries and your House of Dreams this week you’ll probably want to push an inconvenient truth aside, although with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Shared Resources it’s more likely you’ll be forced by those you’ve inconvenienced to take responsibility for the mess you created. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships squaring Neptune in your House of Public Image will probably cause your popularity to slide, especially if you insist on thinking that everything is always about you. Hot flash from the newsroom, even though you may be a legend in your own mind no one else really thinks like you, which means grow the *uck up and try to have a little compassion for those who aren’t as fabulous as you are…….Really!

Cancer- If you can manage to remember the song, “put all your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile,” you may actually be able to get through this week without too much discomfort. Mars in your House of Career will be moving into a square with transformative Pluto in your House of Partnerships, which means you might have to push back if someone on the job oversteps your boundaries. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Work should help to keep things copasetic, but that’s only if you can manage to take the high road and kill’em with kindness rather than an actual weapon. At the same time Neptune in your House of Philosophy will be aligning nicely with Saturn, indicating that if you do keep your cool then your natural leadership skills will no doubt become clearly recognizable to everyone present (and you never know who may be watching).

Leo- This may be one of those weeks where you find yourself frustrated by a supervisor or co-worker who is threatened by your level of productivity and, as a result, tries to passive/aggressively sabotage you. Getting angry about this won’t help, so instead try taking some time off and indulging Venus and Jupiter in your House of Fun. You’ll likely come back all rejuvenated from your little sojourn to find the big boss reaming out your saboteur for letting things fall behind. Saturn in your House of Work aligning with Neptune in your House of Transformation could take this whole business one step further with you actually ending up in charge of the manipulator. As a great American Author once wrote, “In America someone is always rising and falling,” or as Mr. Saturn say’s, “What goes around comes around.”

Virgo- What do you want? Mars in your House of Transformation aligning with Venus and Jupiter at your Foundation would indicate that the Force is with you, but what are you going to do with it? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships is all about giving a tangible form to your visions through finding the right people to partner up with. As a result, don’t hesitate to reach out and reach high, in other words, look to match up with individuals you admire and then let yourself be surprised when you find out the feeling is mutual. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Work would further indicate that any alliances that come about now will likely share the same goals of service and concern for the common good. So what are you waiting for? Let the revolution begin!

Libra- As the Sun and Mercury pass through your House of Creativity something you communicate now either publicly or privately could set off a string of events that you will be able to look back on later this year and acknowledge, “that was when everything changed.” Saturn and Pluto down at the very bottom of your chart have been hinting at a catharsis like this for a while, but now with Mars in your House of Partnerships and both Jupiter and Venus in your House of Communication the seeds are about to be sown for a new you and a new world. With Neptune in your House of Work and Routines you may not initially realize what’s going on, but you will soon enough as the Lunar Arc begins the week in your House of Self Worth and the deep sign of Scorpio and ends up on the cusp of your House of Fun in the enlightened sign of Aquarius. As a Philosopher once said, “Every man and every woman is a star!” Now it’s your turn.

Scorpio- A Poet once wrote, “We worship “yes” and/ Suffer “no” ignoring the/ Question of balance.” As Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth make you charming and expansive, Mars in your House of Routines will provide the energy to bring joy and humor wherever you go. On the other hand, with Saturn in your House of Communication squaring Mars you may encounter more than a few spoilsports in your travels. The truth of life is that both positive and negative views need to exist, although it is hard for either of them to comprehend this when they irritate each other and someone gets annoyed. Neptune in your House of Creativity represents your enlightenment at this time, as the planet that governs both

illusion and higher consciousness helps you to realize that true balance comes by juggling (and perhaps even dropping) the balls life throws at you.

Sagittarius- Jupiter and Venus are still in your sign so let the good times roll! Particularly as Venus will be moving into a smooth alignment with Uranus in your House of Fun and Jupiter will still be connected happily with Mars, who is also in your House of Fun. Woo! Woo! Saturn in your House of Self Worth may try to make you feel a little guilty, especially with Neptune in your House of Family dredging up those memories of when too much fun on your part managed to annoy some old fart in your life. Well “Beano” to them! The Sun and Mercury in progressive Aquarius and your House of Ideas should provide a liberating influence, especially around the middle of the week when the Moon enters your sign and feeling good just feels right, no matter what any inhibited, judgmental holy roller may think. At least for the next little while make your God of choice Dionysius and worship wine, women, and song (or whatever else may float your boat).

Capricorn- Your Ego and Id may decide to play a little ping pong in your head this week, just try to chaperone matters as best you can, especially since those two can get a bit cutthroat about winning and losing. Venus and Jupiter in your House of the Subconscious will want to act out like a playful child, while Mars at your Foundation may inadvertently get a little carried away. Of course Saturn in your sign will be buttoned down and proper, but be careful. Neptune in your House of Communication may end up committing a little Freudian slip or two, but don’t be embarrassed, especially if whatever leaks out is the way you really feel and you just need to own up to it. Everything should turn out okay in the end, particularly with the Sun and Mercury transiting your House of Self Worth and the progressive sign of Aquarius. Like the song say’s “It’s your thing, do what you want to do, I can’t tell you who to sock it to.”

Aquarius- No one really knows anything for sure, but we can come to understandings based on what we’re willing to experience and learn. Mercury and the Sun in your sign now represent your natural (and often insatiable) curiosity, which is getting some real incentive from Mars transiting your House of Communications and Venus and Jupiter in your House of Dreams. As the French Poet Rimbaud once wrote, “go everywhere and do everything, no one would hurt you anymore than if you were a corpse.” Wise advice, just don’t go believing you’re bulletproof, no matter what Neptune in your House of Self Worth may try to tell you. Instead listen to Saturn and Pluto and the revolution they’re attempting to put together behind the scenes. It’s a big world out there and you’re not going to see it all in one day, right?

Pisces- With Venus and Jupiter in your House of Career and Mars in your House of Self Worth, you are no doubt feeling ambitious now, however, be careful what you commit to. Saturn and Pluto in solid Capricorn are trying to remind you that in dreams begin responsibilities, therefore make sure you understand that after this current fiery period is over there’s still going to be a lot more work to do in order to finish what you started. Neptune in your sign should give you imagination to spare, let’s just hope that includes the ability to problem solve as well. As Venus ends the week aligning nicely with Uranus, you could get a surprise you didn’t count on; lucky you, just make sure you get back to work when it’s over.

I would like to begin by taking a moment to acknowledge the passing last week of Medea, a very remarkable cat who was the Queen for many years at Enchantments in NYC.

The picture that accompanies this week’s horoscopes is of Medea back in 2014 when she was doing an inventory on a case of my books that had just arrived from the publisher.

My favorite memory of her is from one winter weekend back in the day when the heat went off in the store and I was forced to do my readings wearing an overcoat. During each appointment Medea lay curled up in my lap like my own personal heating pad, occasionally poking her head out from the folds of my open coat to meow at the client in apology for the cold room.

What a Charmer she was.

Aries- As Mars and Uranus in your sign line up with Venus and Jupiter to put stars in your eyes and pep in your step under a fiery Super Full Moon Eclipse in Leo, it will be a case of irresistible force meets immovable object, for at the same time Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career will be reminding you just how important it is to work hard and take care of business if you expect to attain all the success you’re imagining. Neptune behind the scenes should provide the right pinch of intuition as the Sun and Mercury in your House of Groups open the doors to a mixed audience of those who can help you as well as those who would feed off you. Make sure you’re listening to that wise little voice within when it tells you who’s an angel and who’s a vampire.

Taurus- If there is an angel and a devil within each of us, which one wins out? That’s usually determined by the one you choose to feed, so be mindful of your negative thoughts as well as your naïve fantasies this week for both could get you into trouble. Mars and Uranus behind the scenes in your chart are like an anxiety attack waiting to happen as you feel a burning need to bust out of your confines, while at the same time Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy are looking over your shoulder like a corrections officer with a very big night stick. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Career will try their best to see that cooler heads prevail, but face it, you will need to bite your tongue, remain patient, and remind yourself, like the song say’s, “All things must pass.”

Gemini- With Mars in your House of Groups aligning with Venus and Jupiter in your House of Relationships, your tendency now will be to believe that you can make just about anyone do your bidding, however, be careful. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Death and Transformation squaring Mars would indicate that there is more than enough opposition to what you’re thinking about doing to provide significant blowback if you push things too far. Neptune in your House of Public Image would further insinuate that you’re not fooling anyone but yourself if you think that people don’t suspect what you’re up to. Let’s hope the Sun and Mercury in your House of Philosophy can convince you to refrain from doing anything questionable, although chances are you won’t listen……Que sera sera.

Cancer- You have so much creative energy bubbling under the surface now it’s a miracle you don’t explode, especially since you’re bottling it up by feeling hopeless about the possibilities in your life. Likely it’s Saturn and Pluto in your House of Open Enemies squaring Mars that has you feeling this way, however, Mars in your House of Career is also about ambition and as it aligns with Venus and Jupiter in your House of Work you currently possess enough luck, charm, and talent at this time to turn yourself around if you really want to. Try to let Neptune in your House of Philosophy open you to the wisdom of your Higher Self, while at the same time let the Sun and Mercury in your House of Transformation show you the way to move beyond your immediate confines so that you can start to approach that light at the end of the tunnel…..you do see it, don’t you?

Leo- This week will begin with a Super Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in your sign so make sure you buckle your seat belt as it could be a very bumpy ride. With Mars transiting your House of Long Distance Affairs and aligning with both Venus and Jupiter in your House of Romance, you’ll probably be feeling like running off to the circus, however, try not to be so naïve. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines squaring Mars will be there to remind you that you already have a life and the responsibilities of it are not going anywhere. Neptune in your House of Shared Resources could have you overestimating just about everything, so instead of dreaming about running away, instead try to direct your imagination to something more viable, like a hobby or a moonlighting that could be more. Your escape to Oz might take longer that way, but then again you won’t have your responsibilities following you like a wolf pack that smells blood. Think about it.

Virgo- Have you thought much recently about how in synch with your circumstances you are? You’re ready to change and so is your environment; with that in mind, what are you waiting for? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity may seem to be coming up with a lot of reasons why you can’t do something, but look at it this way, if you can think of the difficulties that await, then you can probably solve them. Neptune in your House of Partnerships might suggest you ask (or meditate) for some help, especially if you have something that someone else needs. The beginning of a beautiful friendship (as Bogey would say) might be just around the corner, especially with the Sun and Mercury passing through your House of Daily Routines and increasing the foot traffic to your little corner of the world. Keep your eyes open!

Libra- This week could be a mixed bag for you. There is certainly some great stuff going on, for instance, Venus conjunct Jupiter in your House of Communications aligning beautifully with Mars in your House of Partnerships likely means that good news and lucky connections are on the horizon. On the other hand, Neptune is squaring Venus and Jupiter so don’t overestimate how far your luck will go. There may still be a period of waiting and struggling in store for you despite the fact that you’ve been given a chance. Saturn moving across the bottom of your chart may be able to turn some of Neptune’s mysterious fog into creativity, although because it’s Saturn we’re back to the waiting and struggle. In the Blue’s they call this kind of mixed bag “payin’ dues” and all the best ones have to do it, so don’t complain, you’re in pretty good company.

Scorpio- If you’re feeling it this week (and I know you are) how’s about sharing it with the rest of us civilians who haven’t got a clue? Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth are aligning with Mars and putting a rocket in your pocket, just be careful that a square of this pair to Neptune in your House of Fun doesn’t cause you to be brought down by some sad sack you mistakenly think you can help. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communications should enable you to “give it straight” to someone who’s a flat waste of your time, thereby saving your energy for some more meaningful pursuits, such as connecting with a special someone this week’s Super Moon may just cause to parachute into your life from parts unknown (heaven perhaps?). Keep us posted.

Sagittarius- Saturn in your House of Self Worth and Neptune in your home area have been keeping you pretty well tethered for a while now, so maybe it’s time to be swept away by a Venus/Jupiter party on the outskirts of town where all the wild kids go to play? Mars will be there too, so you know it’ll be a real jungle gym of a venue with everybody bustin’ a move for shits and giggles. You deserve some of that action, don’t you? For God’s sake don’t think about it, just follow the directions the Super Full Moon will be sending out at the beginning of the week via your usual boredom alert and then be there or be square.

Capricorn- Venus and Jupiter behind the scenes no doubt have you daydreaming, and if you add to that Mars going through your Home area, you’re probably experiencing more than a little bit of wanderlust, so, what are you waiting for? Yeah, I know, Saturn in your sign is waiting for the homework that’s due or the bill that needs to be paid, but are you really going to let all your romantic notions go unfulfilled? Like the song say’s, “Two drifters, off to see the world/ There’s such a lot of world to see…” Even if you’re by yourself for now, you can still be like Holly Golightly and follow that stray cat, just listen to the advice of the Sun and Mercury as they transit your House of Self Worth and croon at the Super Full Moon, “We’re after the same rainbow’s end, waitin’ ‘round the bend…..”

Aquarius- If there’s someone who “makes you wanna shout!” then by all means let them know about it as the Super Full Moon Lunar Eclipse goes off like a roman candle to start the week in your House of Relationships. Hell, bring along a guitar if you’d like, or even your own spackle bucket to drum on. You’re positively bursting with charisma at this time so it’s all good. Saturn behind the scenes may make you feel a little shy (for like a minute) but gentle Neptune in your House of Self Worth will cajole you up there on the stage and then, watch out! As the Moon finishes the week in your House of Public Image any inhibitions you might have been feeling about expressing your heart’s desire will be long gone and then you’ll know……A Star is Born.

Pisces- If there is anything you really want (or need) at this time just keep a smile on your face and you’ll probably get it. Venus and Jupiter are in your House of Public Image so you are positively sparkling now, plus with Mars in your House of Self Worth the Force is also with you. Even curmudgeonly old Mr. Saturn is winking, but that’s probably because Neptune in your sign is making him remember what is was like once to be young and without a care and well, even old Mr. Saturn can get sentimental. With all this good luck it would be very easy to get caught up and feel like you’re invulnerable, although the Sun and Mercury behind the scenes in universalist Aquarius will help to keep you humble, thereby making you a harmonious package of desire and holistic awareness. Namaste.

We’re starting this year with a government shutdown ordered by everyone’s favorite rump. I wonder, should the 800,000 government workers not getting paid eat cake? Inquiring Americans would like to know.

Aries- Mars is the planet of action, courage, energy, and ambition, and it has come home to your sign to start the year, meaning you’re probably chomping at the bit to move forward in just about every area of your life. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Philosophy will give you high hopes, while Uranus going station/direct in your sign could bring a little luck or, at the very least, a surprise or two. The Sun and Mercury together in your House of Career aligning with Neptune behind the scenes could bring that Zen moment that sometimes occurs when you stop thinking about things and instead just let your intuition guide you into a groove where everything seems to work in harmony. Make sure you keep your cool so you can enjoy it while it lasts.

Taurus- With Mars rattling around behind the scenes in your chart and Uranus just about to cross your Ascendent, try and be aware of how energy is building up within you in the form of impatience and anxiety about where you are as opposed to where you want to be. Neptune in your House of Dreams could potentially add to your emotional instability, however, with Saturn and Mercury moving into a conjunction in your House of Philosophy you should be okay if you can focus on what’s in front of you. In other words, keep your attention on what needs to be done to get from point A to point B. Meanwhile, Venus and Jupiter in your House of Transformation should provide all the luck you’ll need so that everything ends up okay. Just remember to breathe and take it one step at a time.

Gemini- Probably more now than anytime in a while it is important for you cross your t’s and dot your i’s and not be cavalier about anything that you’re expected to be responsible for. With Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships squaring Neptune in your House of Public Image, it would be very easy at this time to be perceived by others as an arrogant flake that thinks the rules apply to everyone but you. Instead, take your lead from the Sun and Mercury in your House of Transformation and make sure to do your homework so that you are prepared for anything that involves having to work with others to get something done. In other words, this is a time when it is very important to walk the walk and not just talk the talk. A word to the wise.

Cancer- Make sure at this time that you aren’t allowing your current circumstances to convince you of something that just isn’t true. With Jupiter in your House of Work squaring Neptune in your House of Philosophy it may seem like no matter what you do you can’t get ahead, although with the Sun and Mercury in your House of Relationships having a much better relationship with Neptune, my advice would to be keep your nose to the grindstone and play the role you’ve been given, at least for the time being. The Lunar Arc will be moving from your House of Transformation through your House of Philosophy and into your House of Career, meaning that as it aspects Venus, Jupiter, Neptune, and Mars in succession you may just end up discovering that you’re a lot luckier than you gave yourself credit for. Don’t be surprised if an unexpected payback on a favor you did someone in the past transforms the winter of your discontent into some early Spring crocuses.

Leo-As Venus enters your House of Creativity and aligns with Mars in your House of Philosophy, take the time to play and follow your inspirations, whatever they may be. Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter (also in your House of Creativity) could represent a tendency you’ve had in the past to repress such visions and activities out of either guilt or fear, however, with the Sun and Mercury conjunct in your House of Routines this could be the time when you’ll finally find the courage to confront that pesky little demon who keeps whispering in your ear that you don’t have the time for fun. In the meantime, as Uranus gets closer to your House of Public Image, get ready to be exposed to a whole new group of free and intelligent people as you little by little start to let your freak flag unfurl.

Virgo- A wise man once said that it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission and I would concur. At the very least it’s a sure way to find out who really cares for you. With that in mind, don’t be afraid at this time to do what’s in your heart if that’s what you truly feel. Have faith that you won’t be abandoned by someone close whose control issues are really just a camouflage for what a big chicken they are. With the Sun and Mercury in your House of Fun and Creativity, your willingness to step out of the small world a partner is trying to confine you in could very well be as much of a liberation for them as it is for you, especially if they decide to try and bring you back; after all, an adventure for two may just be exactly what your relationship needed.

Libra- The Sun, Mercury, Saturn, and Pluto are all in your House of Foundations and Home, which probably means that for the last little while you’ve been laboring away at something that isn’t glamorous but no doubt necessary. If possible, try and be patient for now. As Venus gains steam in your House of Communications she will eventually enter into a conjunction with Jupiter in mid-month, at which time you will undoubtedly see some fruits from your past labors start to arrive. Maybe you will even get to see some of that fruit sprouting as early as this week when Venus catches up with Mars in your House of Partnerships and you start to receive some initial indications that the world may be interested in you again. During this week the Lunar Arc will pass from your House of Creativity to your House of Partnership (reiterating the theme of new associations) so keep up the good work simply because it’s the best way for right now to be going with the flow.

Scorpio- As Venus enters your House of Self Worth and aligns with Mars in your House of Work this would be a good time to either ask for a raise or else start looking for something new that would pay you what you’re really worth; which, by the way, is the $64,000 dollar question, namely, what you’re worth. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Communication aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity will give the negotiating skills to convince anyone of anything, so if someone isn’t impressed by your pitch assume they’re challenged in some way and move on; you don’t have time for anyone who can’t keep up (or worse, doesn’t want to). Jupiter is also in your House of Self Worth and as he squares Neptune in your House of Fun don’t let yourself get lazy and simply waste all this week’s good energy in frivolous activities. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can conquer today.

Sagittarius- Venus in your sign aligning with Mars in your House of Creativity and Romance could cause you to feel both inspired and antsy at the same time. It’s a potent energy, but if you’re not careful and/or lack direction, it could all just devolve into pointless escapism. Let the Sun and Mercury in your House of Self Worth show you how to be careful and not get distracted, especially with Neptune in your House of Foundations squaring Jupiter in your sign. This is an aspect that could easily be either a cloud looking for a parade to rain on or an expectation ready to over inflate, neither one being true. The worst part of Sag is that they can easily fall into believing whatever they want to believe, ergo, try not make this week about believing anything but rather about trying something new. Listen to what your heart is saying, you know, that small voice inside that requires you to listen carefully instead of the big one that just makes you feel guilty and gives you a headache.

Capricorn- As the old saying goes, life is one part inspiration and three parts perspiration and getting that cocktail right may be your biggest challenge this week. Venus behind the scenes aligning with Mars at the foundation of your chart would qualify as the inspiration, while The Sun, Mercury, and Saturn in your sign would be the responsibility to chaperone that inspiration to a respectable place, kind of like the Sicilian family watching Al Pacino with their daughter in The Godfather. The ultimate arbiter in the film was that the couple loved one another and the family could see that, in your case Neptune in your House of Thinking would correlate to the idea of that kind of love, but the question is are you willing to see it through like Pacino did by putting up with having to go on dates with 20 other people? We’re back to where we started so be willing to break a sweat this week, you’ll be glad you did.

Aquarius- With the Sun, Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto behind the scenes you are a quivering heap of worries and nerves as you courageously try to figure out how to take care of everything for everybody. Neptune in your house of Self Worth squaring Jupiter in your House of Groups and Friends is adding to this anxiety by making you too nice at this time for your own good. Let Mars in your Hose of Communications help you to draw some boundaries with anyone who is out to either con or strong arm you; don’t be afraid to call people on their bullshit and do it in no uncertain terms. Uranus is currently at the lowest point in your chart so make sure you also aren’t overlooking anything in regards to making sure that you and yours are prepared for the unexpected; double check things like your home security system and make sure all your insurance policies are clear and updated. As the photographer Ansel Adams used to say, “Chance favors the prepared mind.”

Pisces- As Mars transits your House of Self Worth and aligns with Venus entering your House of Career, you are definitely feeling a need to branch out to greener pastures where your talents will be more amply rewarded. Jupiter is also in your House of Career, and while this will further boost your confidence, just make sure you don’t get cocky. Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto are all in your House of Groups and Dreams to help you remember no one does anything alone, therefore be willing to compromise and try not to burn any bridges now if someone isn’t seeing yet how fabulous you are. They will if you’re willing to acknowledge (and get down to) the work that needs to be done now.

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. I wish you all a happy holiday! Let’s each try to remember back to when we were young and hopeful and Christmas was magickal. I don’t know about any of you, but even Mr. Saturn can get a little mushy over a good old story about the true meaning of Christmas.

Aries- With Mercury in your House of Philosophy this week squaring Neptune behind the scenes, don’t be surprised if you get a bad case of the Christmas Blues this season. It doesn’t mean that you’re turning into a scrooge, instead it’s because you feel a need to experience a certain sense of idealism that is currently lacking in what seems to be going on all around you. Don’t let yourself get disappointed by all the jaded commercialism that appears to be eclipsing any true sense of the holiday spirit. Later in the week as the New Year gets closer, Venus in your House of Transformation will move into a cathartic alignment with Pluto in your House of Career. It’s entirely possible that you can follow the beat of a different drum this season without having to feel cornered like you’re the last human alive in what seems to be a Zombie Christmas Apocalypse.

Taurus- Don’t let your Holiday expectations make you cynical when you realize that all the Christmas lights shining on every street are not necessarily radiating the spirit of giving and brotherhood that you would like to see, especially with Mercury in idealistic Sagittarius squaring illusory Neptune in your House of Fondest Hopes and Dreams. Twice during the week the Moon will align with solid Saturn as the Lunar sphere passes through your Houses of Creativity and Relationships, meaning that if you’re willing to embody the true spirit of giving and compassion then Christmas for you and yours should be just fine. As the year comes to a close Venus in your Houses of Relationships will align with Pluto in your House of Long Distance Affairs, meaning that perhaps you should plan a trip to bring in the New Year with someone special who is currently not within hugging distance and wouldn’t mind some unexpected company?

Gemini- If you feel like you need to assist Santa in the overwhelming task of making everyone happy and satisfied this Holiday Season, then you may be setting yourself up for utter exhaustion or a nervous breakdown. Take care of yourself and approach the weeks festivities with a relaxed and unassuming attitude and you may be surprised that you can actually have fun without everything needing to be perfect. This is especially true at work where you might have the responsibility for the Office party thrust upon you by someone who likes to talk the talk but rarely walks the walk. In regards to any ideas you may discuss with this individual, don’t feel you have to pick up their slack when they flake out. After all, they’ll get the coal in their stocking not you.

Cancer- Pay careful attention this week not to take on the feelings of others, especially if they’re wearing their hearts on their sleeves and trying to pretend they’re more sensitive and deep than anyone else simply because they’re willing to act like such drama queens. The waters within you run as still and deep as it comes, so there’s no reason for you to be guilty if you don’t feel the need to perform your feelings for the peanut gallery. Your love has been fully known and felt by everyone who has ever been close to you in your entire life. Therefore, just make sure to stay present in the moment and pay attention to what others truly need and not necessarily what they would like to advertise to camouflage their own guilt.

Leo- As a fixed sign there is always the possibility that you can get stuck in a moment that you can’t get out of, just make sure wherever that space in time is it doesn’t inadvertently ruin someone else’s Christmas because they’re not strolling down the same memory lane as you. The theme of the season is supposed to be sharing and brotherhood. Being tolerant of how someone else wishes to experience their holiday is just as important (if not more so) than singing the correct carols, serving the correct food, or giving the correct gifts. As Venus passes through your House of Family take the time to pay attention to someone you have gotten comfortable ignoring. Maybe there are things you could have blamed them for in the past, but you’re to blame now if you can’t let shit go.

Virgo- Make sure to pay careful attention to your communications with a loved one, for with Mercury transiting your House of Home and squaring Neptune in your House of Relationships, misunderstandings are quite possible and could end up creating needless tension around a holiday gathering. As Felix in “The Odd Couple” once said, “when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.’ Now with that in mind, Pluto passing through your House of Creativity and aligning with Venus in your House of Communication later in the week would indicate that speaking your mind clearly and directly could open up some unexpected doors to some new and exciting possibilities, that is, if your willing to speak your truth without having to be asked.

Libra- Don’t underestimate the need to ignore an asshole this week. When we buy into someone else’s drama we become a character in search of an author and as such set ourselves up as minions to fate. Mercury in your House of Thinking being squared by Neptune will likely be a misplaced self-righteousness that will have you taking the bait that sets the trap (e.g.) someone needs to put this individual in their place….really? Wrong! Their stupidity, hatefulness, and obnoxiousness have nothing to do with you unless you engage. Venus in your House of Self Worth aligning with Pluto at the Foundation of your chart represents the chance to liberate yourself from being part of another’s onanistic orgy of ego so that you can instead create your own world from the inside out. Admittedly this all sounds very philosophical, but you need to work this shit out in order to create a true reality for yourself.

Scorpio- As Venus crosses through your First House this week you may be drawn to foolish extravagances, which will likely be compounded by the fact that Mercury in your House of Self Worth is squaring Neptune in your House of Creativity and making you believe all that glitters is gold. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will also contribute to this nonsense, though a word to the wise, don’t mistake what you have for what you are. Pluto transiting your House of Communication will be aligning with Venus later in the week so that something you might not be able to afford at this time may just be the necessary comeuppance for you to realize what is of true value in this virtual life of illusion you have inadvertently fallen into.

Sagittarius- The Holiday Season could be particularly trying for you this year as you attempt to keep your head above water in a churning sea of other people’s illusions, fantasies, prejudices, and general bullshit. Mercury and Jupiter in your sign should keep you fairly personable, however, Neptune in your home and family area could make you particularly susceptible to the classic manipulations that your loved ones have used on you before, like guilt, guilt, and, oh yeah, guilt. Venus behind the scenes is a virtual guarantee you’re not the one who’ll get coal in your stocking, yet it’s not about keeping score, instead experiment with ignoring and avoiding altogether whoever you don’t want to be with this season. They’ve got no trouble pointing out where you’re lacking, so feel just as empowered to tell them you’re not available.

Capricorn- As the Holidays rapidly approach having Mercury and Jupiter behind the scenes would indicate that you are actually feeling the spirit this season, on the other hand, with Neptune in your House of Communications you need to be careful who you get festive with. Stay away from scrooges who will make you feel sappy and sentimental, as well as tacky Christmas freaks who wear reindeer horns everywhere and think that the North Pole and Las Vegas are connected through the same garish, fluorescent wormhole. Take your lead from a reserved Venus in Scorpio as she transits your House of Groups and aligns nicely with a very serious Pluto in your sign. Stay behind the scenes, keep your shit on the down low, and plan your celebrations around a few trusted friends and family who won’t necessarily make you watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” but will instead want to quietly celebrate one with you.

Aquarius- Either you’re a total Scrooge who thinks Christmas is for the intellectually inferior, or else you’re the one who dresses up like Santa and “Ho ho ho’s” everyone like a righteous preacher at a fundamentalist revival. Either way the true spirit of the season would require that you back off both stances and instead maybe volunteer with the homeless or drive a truck to deliver toys for tots. Venus is in your House of Public Image as well as the reserved sign of Scorpio, and as she aligns with Pluto behind the scenes, try and make this holiday season about humanity and charity rather than an agenda of any sort……there’ll be plenty of time next year to grind whatever ax you hope to slay the world with. “Be of good cheer.”

Pisces- You may be feeling especially vulnerable this holiday season with Neptune in your sign being squared by a gregarious (and often insensitive) Mercury in Sagittarius. As a result you may find yourself exhausted by the demands of friends and relatives as they each compete with one another to be the ultimate Christmas Warrior. A subdued Venus in your House of Philosophy and the discreet sign of Scorpio will likely motivate you to remain behind the scenes with those who are also feeling a little shell shocked by the twinkling commercial holocaust of gift giving and excessive spending. Be sure to take some time and review how the year went for you. If there was more love and friendship than not, then make sure you’re with those particular people. And if there was someone who was there at the times when no one else was, make sure you rendezvous with them underneath the mistletoe.