A giant new Whole Foods opened up near work this week — the third biggest in the world. It’s a pretty amazing place, actually. This morning, walking to work, I ran into someone who was less enthusiastic about it:

Dude: Hey, man, let me ask you something.Evan’s Inner Monologue: (Uh oh. Here we go.)Evan: What’s that?Dude: You don’t think this Whole Foods belongs here, do you?Evan: I don’t know. It just moved from across the street. What’s the difference?Dude: It’s a sell-out. That’s what it is. Why you got to sell out President Obama like that?Evan’s Inner Monologue: (Wait. What? Obama? How can I get out of this conversation.)Evan: Well, as long as VIP’s is still there, right?Dude: Yeah! That’s a good point. I never thought of that!