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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10.. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Scotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

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Hey, you managed to track me down then!!! Good 4u. So, whats the plan this weeked? Ru going out in Dunf? I'm going out in Stirling. The fubar isn't the best but what the hey! If yous are going out let me and we can have a banter!! xxx

happenin snotter bag loooonnnnggggg time no see ae ma exams start on monday n i havent even opened a book yet!!! never went to any lectures either :S think il be failin haha catch u soon son x x x x x x x