Sorry, Janice in Toronto. You are disqualified on account of your gender. Only a male can have the importance and stature the role requires. You could, however, play a supporting role. You could be the AntiChrist’s mother. Or his girlfriend and ride on the back of his Harley.

I thought there’s actually some “legit” prophesy of Benedict being the last pope before the antichrist. One of those Fatima prophesies or somesuch. And it’s all because Russia hasn’t been consecrated to the sacred heart of ourVirgin Mary (of Fatima). Or whatever (they already did consecrate Russia, just not well enough for the zealots).

Something that always bothered me about prophecy: if you use the prophecy to avoid the effects of the prophecy, doesn’t that void the prophecy, thereby making the prophet a false prophet? And if you don’t, or can’t, do anything to avoid the prophecy, what’s the point of having it in the first place? Do these people really want to know the date, hour and manner of their death?

Well, I’ve bookmarked that channel. The next time anyone asks me why I’m happier as an atheist, I’ll send them that way with the note: “This is why.”

It is refreshing to no longer feel embarrassed for sharing the same belief in a magical sky wizard that this man… says stuff about. I can’t even joke about it as there’s nothing I could write that would be anywhere near as incoherent as that.

I thought there’s actually some “legit” prophesy of Benedict being the last pope before the antichrist. =8-DX

The so-called “Prophecy of the Popes of St Malachi”. Each Pope is assigned a brief phrase or sentence. The prophecies actually seem to have been written around 1590 (Malachi was 12th century) and are notably more impressive with regard to Popes before when it was actually written than later ones.

I had a very religious neighbor who was absolutely convinced that Yasser Arafat was the antichrist. She was even selling most of her stuff, she was so convinced. I’m sure it was a blow to her faith when he died.

He’s also never ever discouraged by failing.
2012 ended without WWIII and Iran nuking Israel and he’s still unmoved.
But isn’t claiming that the next Pope’ll be a False Prophet™ pretty much treason in the RCC?

This has been bothering me today. Is Third Eagle of the Apocalypse a hereditary position, or do you have to study for it? Did he have anything to do with the disappearance of the first two EoA, or are they still around somewhere, perhaps finding their own favorite K-pop song to prophesize?

Hmmm. I’m catching up with Dexter Season 6 right now – so old blokes who are convinced the End Times are here are kinda concerning right now.
I wonder if he gave a speech at the wedding? That would have been … uplifting, I’m sure.

Tertio Aquila Apocalypsis (his title sounds better in Latin) was talking about some chap named Enik. I wonder if he was talking about the Enik from the original series – who mostly seemed to be a pretty decent guy, or the Enik from the movie – who was pretty much a jerk. One would think that someone astute enough to discern a Biblical prophecy in Gangnam Style would appreciate the importance of being clear which Enik is talking to him.

Holy shit, I was going to say for those asking themselves about Gangnam Style that the guy had another previous GS video in which he explains the “yellow guy” (bad choice of words, I guess) and Psy’s dancing around. But as it turns out dude has a whole fucking playlist.

No, you don’t understand. I’m a dyke who has her OWN motorcycle. I can kick ass with even the toughest anti-christs! Really! I am very, very tough and nasty and mean and love fresh baby flesh.
But a Harley? ARRRGGHH! Now that’s just nasty…

If I am alive to see this country pass some kind of universal healthcare I will certainly enjoy listening to these kind of clowns try to explain why treating all the sick people regardless of their finances is somehow the devil’s work.

Yes, God has given this man a profound ability to read events in prophecy. We need only look at what he saw in the Superbowl and the deep implications of Gangnam Style. I’ll bet most of us never saw it coming, but how can you argue with his rigorous reasoning based on undeniable facts? This can only have come from astute mathematical training.

Yeah well I’m the Twelfth Aardvark of the Renaissance, and I say everythings gonna be sunshine and roses and unicorns and happy. The religious will abandon their beliefs, and the bigots will abandon their hatred. It will be the dawn of the Golden Age of Reason. And I know this because the Invisible Pink Space Unicorn has told me so himself. What do you say to that Mr Eagle?