SCHEDULING ALERT: FOX News will air hardcore porn from 7 am to 8pm on Tuesday.

Jon Stewart posted a note: "We Must Change Our Discourse."

Glenn BeckYou're right. You have shamed me ... into running for president!

Steny Hoyer tagged himself in a photo: "Halloween 2010!"

John BoehnerThat is extremely offensive to my people.

The Children of America posted a note on Barack Obama's Wall: "Trick or treat?"

Barack Obama

Look, there are strong arguments for either side. On the one hand, a trick would be exciting, surprising, and we might even learn a thing or two. On the other, we can all agree on the tastiness of treats.