Reese Witherspoon is expected to marry agent Jim Toth today in a private ceremony in California, just days after celebrating her 35th birthday with Toth, her children, and extended family. The wedding is set to take place a few miles away from the lush Ojai Valley Inn & Spa, where guests are likely to be pampered beyond belief before stepping into formal wear that is not hideous. This is the second marriage for Witherspoon, after her split from Ryan Phillipe four years ago. [Radar]

And in wedding news across the pond, whatever happens at Prince William's bachelor party will begin this weekend (likely while you are doing something comparatively mundane/far more exciting. Tough to tell.) A royal aide says: "It's top, top secret but the dates have been marked off in the diary and security knows every detail. For privacy reasons we can't reveal locations, but there will be plenty of booze and some legendary activities." [US]

Lindsay Lohan has dropped her surname and would appreciate it if you would simply refer to her as "Lindsay" from now on. Mother Dina and sister Ali Lohan will also be changing their last names, but since they can't quite pull off the Madonna move, the two will officially change their last names to Dina's maiden name, Sullivan. [US]

Robert Pattinson is in such "high demand" he doesn't have time to buy food. [Contact Music]

Tom Hanks will be guest starring on an upcoming episode of 30 Rock. No word yet on whether or not he'll be playing someone who thinks Liz is grossly unattractive for some reason. [Deadline]

Vanilla Ice has a message for Charlie Sheen: Dancing On Ice will save your life. [The Sun]

Apparently, there is a magazine called Fantastic Man. And David Beckham is their fantastic man of the month. [Just Jared]

Wes Anderson favorites Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray will join Tilda Swinton, Ed Norton, and Bruce Willis in Anderson's new movie about the search for a young runaway couple. [Digital Spy]

Food Network stars Beau MacMillan and Iron Chef Michael Symon are reaching out to the 6-year-old Make A Wish boy who was recently refused by Barefoot Contessa star Ina Garten when he asked her to cook a meal with him. [TMZ]

After his ex-girlfriend filed a battery report against Vince Neil, Neil is claiming he didn't touch the woman and that they merely had words together and nothing more. [TMZ]