Bah.

Ages ago, we posted this update. It's pretty much the only really good update to the blog we've done, and it was probably the main reason we'd got mentioned in The Guardian Guide. The "Your Woman by White Town" of blog posts, if you will. Fast forward eight months and several thousand disappointed readers who'd mistakenly thought we were capable of being that good more often, and we've stumbled across someone who did something similar, only much, much better.

Now we know how Robbie Fowler felt when everyone started talking up Michael Owen instead of him, and why he didn't pass the ball at the end of the 2001 FA Cup Final to let Little Mickey complete his hat-trick.

And yes, we have noticed that that video had originally been posted over a year ago, but as no-one had started linking to our original image until a year after we'd done it, that sort of fits. There are also lots of other similar spoofs on YouTube, but other than the ace one from The IT Crowd, they're generally rubbish.