Your home number is 3232466, your office 387792 and your mobile is 39877366. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”

Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?”

Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”

Customer: “May I order the Double-Cheese Pizza…”

Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”

Customer: “How come?”

Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”

Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”

Operator : “Try our Low Fat Dokken Pizza. You’ll like it”

Customer: “How do you know for sure?”

Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Dokken Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”

Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”

Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $69.99”

Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”

Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $2,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your home loan, Sir.”

Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”

This is not the future, it’s very much today because our information is centralized in the systems, though it depends on access granted to different people. About 2050, it is better that we don’t guess things that far because the boom in technology that is here today was something hardly anticipated 20 years ago at this fast speed. ALLAH knows better what would happen to the technology, or regretfully, to this world. ALLAH has power on Everything and this technology is possible only because HE has endowed us with it

Excellent and superb joke.It is not a just joke.It can happen with the information technology spreading through internet with very high speed.Congratulation to the author of the joke.Customer relations management is becoming an important part of any business.