'Mommy, we've got to fix her'

By Seth Kabala

First impressions are crucial. Well, sometimes, anyway.

Amy was showing our three-year-old, Anna, a picture of what a baby looks like at two months, as far along as Amy is right now (missed that announcement? Email me, and I’ll tell you where to send gifts. Cash accepted as always).

Anna looked at the picture of a contorted, alien-looking blob of cells, and said, “Mommy, we’ve got to fix her.”

This time, my child’s words prove that an initial opinion doesn’t always matter. The facts dictate that we look at both sides. Make that all sides.

But you try explaining that to a little girl. Yeah, I’ll see you on the Forbes 100 list before I succeed. Ain’t no disrespectin’ followers of Pinkalicious.

Our new bundle will arrive sometime in July or August, and I think God got the timing just right. Why? I dunno.