'''''All My Circuits''''' is a TV show sometimes viewed by the [[Planet Express]] crew. It stars mainly robots, with a single token human. There was also [[All My Circuits: The Movie|a movie]] made.

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The show seems to have evolved from 20th century soap operas, though is much more exaggerated and melodramatic.

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'''''All My Circuits''''' is a [[Television|TV]] show sometimes viewed by the [[Planet Express crew]]. It stars mainly [[Robots]], with [[Human Friend (All My Circuits)|a single token Human]]. In [[3001]], [[All My Circuits: The Movie|a movie]] based on it was released. The show seems to have evolved from [[20th century]] soap operas, though is much more exaggerated and melodramatic. Its name is a reference to the soap opera ''{{w|All My Children}}'' from our time.

| colspan="2" | Two other robots portray main characters whose names and voices have yet to be seen and heard.

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| N/A || Unknown acting unit/human actor (most likely to be played by Calculon, since they are identical) || [[Sleazy Martinez]]<br />(only mentioned)

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| colspan="3" | Two other robots portray main characters whose names and voices have yet to be seen and heard.

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==Episodes==

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== Episodes ==

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The name of the episodes aren't official but describe the main subject of the Episode

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The name of the episodes aren't official but describe the main subject of the episode.

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=== The Proposal ===

=== The Proposal ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|3}}<br>

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'''Shown in''': {{e|1ACV03}}<br>

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[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] and [[Monique]] are sitting in a garden when Calculon asks Monique to marry him. Monique is surprised to see that the ring fits saying Calculon must know she's metric. Calculon says he's always known and they make out whilst in the bushes [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] secretly watches them. The scene switches to [[Human Friend]] who is sitting on a desk laughing. Calculon enters and Human Friend says he thought he was in a coma. Calculon reveals that's what he wanted him to think with his soft pitiful human brain.

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[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] and [[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]] are sitting in a garden when Calculon asks Monique to marry him. Monique is surprised to see that the ring fits saying Calculon must know she's metric. Calculon says he's always known and they make out whilst in the bushes [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] secretly watches them. The scene switches to [[Human Friend]] who is sitting on a desk laughing. Calculon enters and Human Friend says he thought he was in a coma. Calculon reveals that's what he wanted him to think with his soft pitiful human brain.

=== Calculon's Wedding and Funeral ===

=== Calculon's Wedding and Funeral ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|3}}<br>

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'''Shown in''': {{e|1ACV03}}<br>

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Its [[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] and [[Monique]]'s wedding and they have nearly got married when [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] objects and Calculon reveals his terrible secret. A priest at Calculon's funeral says a speech mourning Calculon's death when Calculon intervenes revealing he's alive

[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] and [[Human Friend]] are in hospital. Human Friend apologises to Calculon who forgives him claiming he's only Human.

[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] and [[Human Friend]] are in hospital. Human Friend apologises to Calculon who forgives him claiming he's only Human.

=== The Half-Brother ===

=== The Half-Brother ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|13}}<br />

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'''Shown in''': {{e|1ACV13}}<br />

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[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] is shocked to find [[Monique]] and [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] in the same bed. Calculon reveals that Boxy is his half-brother and there is no law against killing the other half.

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[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] is shocked to find [[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]] and [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] in the same bed. Calculon reveals that Boxy is his half-brother and there is no law against killing the other half.

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=== Calculon at the Doctors ===

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=== Calculon at the Doctor's ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|14}}<br />

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'''Shown in''': {{e|2ACV01}}<br />

[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] is in hospital and doesn't know what has happened and the doctor seems reluctant to tell him. The doctor finally says that Calculon's entire family was killed in a plane crash piloted by his bride-to-be, the crash also destroyed his uninsured home and he has inoperable cancer.

[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] is in hospital and doesn't know what has happened and the doctor seems reluctant to tell him. The doctor finally says that Calculon's entire family was killed in a plane crash piloted by his bride-to-be, the crash also destroyed his uninsured home and he has inoperable cancer.

[[Antonio Calculon, Jr.|Antonio]] reveals that he has Amnesia. The scene switches to a boat where [[Monique]] has a gun pointed at Antonio. Before she shoots him she wants him to say her name which she can't remember because she has amnesia. [[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] then asks if anyone in the room doesn't have amnesia. After the flashback Calculon has a birthday party with a nude rocks band and big piles of "talcum powder"

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[[Antonio Calculon, Jr.|Antonio]] reveals that he has Amnesia. The scene switches to a boat where [[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]] has a gun pointed at Antonio. Before she shoots him she wants him to say her name which she can't remember because she has amnesia. [[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] then asks if anyone in the room doesn't have amnesia. After the flashback Calculon has a birthday party with a nude rocks band and big piles of "talcum powder"

=== Monique's Secret ===

=== Monique's Secret ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television}}<br>

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'''Shown in''': {{e|4ACV06}}<br>

Antonio has learned a secret his mother kept from Calculon for over 200 years, but he malfunctions before revealing it. [casting sessions for the new actor reveal that Calculon was not his real father and that he intended to join the robo-bandidos at Veracruz]. The new actor causes a re-write putting Antonio in a permanent comma, but he wakes up suddenly as [[Bender (All My Circuits)|Bender]].

Antonio has learned a secret his mother kept from Calculon for over 200 years, but he malfunctions before revealing it. [casting sessions for the new actor reveal that Calculon was not his real father and that he intended to join the robo-bandidos at Veracruz]. The new actor causes a re-write putting Antonio in a permanent comma, but he wakes up suddenly as [[Bender (All My Circuits)|Bender]].

=== Bender ===

=== Bender ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television}}<br>

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'''Shown in''': {{e|4ACV06}}<br>

Over multiple episodes, Bender becomes the star. He ruins Human Friend's wedding and several of Monique and Calculon's dates. Later Calculon performs Boxy's wedding and declares that he has six months to live. Bender then makes a closing announcement.

Over multiple episodes, Bender becomes the star. He ruins Human Friend's wedding and several of Monique and Calculon's dates. Later Calculon performs Boxy's wedding and declares that he has six months to live. Bender then makes a closing announcement.

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[[Image:All My Circuits on Late Night with Humorbot 5.0.png|thumb|right|Self explanatory]]

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[[File:All My Circuits on Late Night with Humorbot 5.0.png|thumb|right|Self explanatory]]

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=== Preview ===

=== Preview ===

'''Shown in''': {{e|4ACV13}}<br />

'''Shown in''': {{e|4ACV13}}<br />

On ''[[Late Night with Humorbot 5.0]]'', [[Calculon]] presents the audience with a clip from ''All My Circuits'', which, according to Calculon, is self explanatory. The clip contains him in a backyard, with a human dressed as a pirate grilling hamburgers, where he goes down on his knees and yell his melodramatic no. After the clip, he explains to [[Humorbot 5.0]], that the script initially called for him to say "yes", but he gave it a little twist.

On ''[[Late Night with Humorbot 5.0]]'', [[Calculon]] presents the audience with a clip from ''All My Circuits'', which, according to Calculon, is self explanatory. The clip contains him in a backyard, with a human dressed as a pirate grilling hamburgers, where he goes down on his knees and yell his melodramatic no. After the clip, he explains to [[Humorbot 5.0]], that the script initially called for him to say "yes", but he gave it a little twist.

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===Coilette: A Calculon Story===

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'''Shown in''': {{c|4ACV13}}<br />

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Calculon falls in love with a fembot named Coilette, and planned to marry her. Coilette, however, is killed by Congo Jack, for stealing precious stones.

=== Adopted ===

=== Adopted ===

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'''Shown in''': {{c|22}}<br/>

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'''Shown in''': {{clink|US#022|A Fit Worse than Death}}<br/>

Calculon's motherboard (not the one built into him) reveals that he is adopted.

Calculon's motherboard (not the one built into him) reveals that he is adopted.

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===The Blackmailer===

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=== The Blackmailer ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}<br/>

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'''Shown in''': {{f|2}}<br/>

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[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] is about to find out who's blackmailing him, but finds out he has a fourth personality that is blackmailing himself, and it and [[Monique]] are in love.

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[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] and [[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]] are approching a large mansion with Calculon explaining that it is where his blackmailer lives. As he knocks on the door a butler greets him and Calculon realizes that it is his mansion. He asks Monique why she didn't tell him

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and she says that he has a fourth personality that the other three don't know about, and that it and she are lovers.

[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] gets a letter from his nephew's kidnappers, telling him that he is alive, and in the envelope he is holding. He proceeds to open it, finding his nephew inside. He tells Calculon that the kidnappers cut off one of his dimensions, and Calculon and [[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]] start to weep.

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===Appearances===

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=== The Bomb ===

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*{{e|3}}

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'''Shown in''': {{e|6ACV22}}<br/>

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*{{e|13}}

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[[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]] and [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] are making out in the back of a carriage and to their surprise, [[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]] is the driver. Monique realizes this must mean that it was not Calculon who was killed when a bomb went off. Calculon asks what she is talking about and then explodes. Monique and Boxy continue to make out afterwards.

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*{{e|14}}

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*{{e|Raging Bender}}

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=== The Murderer ===

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*{{e|The Route of All Evil}}

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'''Shown in''': {{e|7ACV04}}<br/>

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*{{e|Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television}}

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[[Calculon (All My Circuits)|Calculon]], [[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]], [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] and the [[robot boy]] are in a room. Calculon says that he knows that one of them is a murderer, before revealing that it is him. He announces that the answer of who the victim was is a secret he shall take to his grave. He takes out a sword and stabs himself, then writhes in pain.

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*{{e|Bend Her}}

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== Films ==

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In addition to episodes, the show has occasionally spun-off into films.

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=== ''[[Coilette: A Calculon Story]]'' ===

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'''Shown in''': {{e|4ACV13}}<br />

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Calculon falls in love with a fembot named [[Coilette]], and planned to marry her. Coilette, however, is killed by Congo Jack, for stealing precious stones. This is based on his true incident with Bender, after his gender surgery. It is likely that this was not an ''All My Circuits'' film.

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== Phonisodes ==

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Besides regular episodes, there are also ''phonisodes'', episodes that can be downloaded to the [[eyePhone]], and changed by users, in case they want to include themselves. These are probably not authorized by the production company.

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== Sponsors ==

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*[[Robo Fresh]] {{er|1ACV03}}

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*[[Anonyco]] {{er|7ACV20}}

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== Additional Info ==

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=== Trivia ===

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*The acting unit second from the left is seen on the news in "[[Mother's Day]]", and again in the [[The 3001 Robot Uprising|throng of robots]] listening to [[Mom]]'s speech.

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*In "The Thief of Baghead", another robot child has joined the cast, possibly playing the role of Antonio Calcoun Jr.

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*{{e|1ACV03}}

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*{{e|1ACV13}}

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*{{e|2ACV01}}

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*{{e|2ACV08}}

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*{{e|3ACV12}}

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*{{e|4ACV06}}

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*{{e|4ACV13}}

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*{{e|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}

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*{{e|6ACV02}} <small>(seen on one of the screens inside of [[V-GINY]])</small>

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*{{e|6ACV03}}

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*{{e|6ACV22}}

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*{{e|7ACV04}}

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*{{clink|US#022|A Fit Worse than Death}}

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*{{clink|US#046|Follow the Reader}}

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*{{g|1}} <small>(advertisement)</small>

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Episodes

The Proposal

Calculon and Monique are sitting in a garden when Calculon asks Monique to marry him. Monique is surprised to see that the ring fits saying Calculon must know she's metric. Calculon says he's always known and they make out whilst in the bushes Boxy secretly watches them. The scene switches to Human Friend who is sitting on a desk laughing. Calculon enters and Human Friend says he thought he was in a coma. Calculon reveals that's what he wanted him to think with his soft pitiful human brain.

Calculon's Wedding and Funeral

Its Calculon and Monique's wedding and they have nearly got married when Boxy objects and Calculon reveals his terrible secret. A priest at Calculon's funeral says a speech mourning Calculon's death when Calculon intervenes revealing he's alive

Calculon at the Doctor's

Calculon is in hospital and doesn't know what has happened and the doctor seems reluctant to tell him. The doctor finally says that Calculon's entire family was killed in a plane crash piloted by his bride-to-be, the crash also destroyed his uninsured home and he has inoperable cancer.

Amnesia

Antonio reveals that he has Amnesia. The scene switches to a boat where Monique has a gun pointed at Antonio. Before she shoots him she wants him to say her name which she can't remember because she has amnesia. Calculon then asks if anyone in the room doesn't have amnesia. After the flashback Calculon has a birthday party with a nude rocks band and big piles of "talcum powder"

Monique's Secret

Antonio has learned a secret his mother kept from Calculon for over 200 years, but he malfunctions before revealing it. [casting sessions for the new actor reveal that Calculon was not his real father and that he intended to join the robo-bandidos at Veracruz]. The new actor causes a re-write putting Antonio in a permanent comma, but he wakes up suddenly as Bender.

Bender

Over multiple episodes, Bender becomes the star. He ruins Human Friend's wedding and several of Monique and Calculon's dates. Later Calculon performs Boxy's wedding and declares that he has six months to live. Bender then makes a closing announcement.

Self explanatory

Preview

On Late Night with Humorbot 5.0, Calculon presents the audience with a clip from All My Circuits, which, according to Calculon, is self explanatory. The clip contains him in a backyard, with a human dressed as a pirate grilling hamburgers, where he goes down on his knees and yell his melodramatic no. After the clip, he explains to Humorbot 5.0, that the script initially called for him to say "yes", but he gave it a little twist.

Adopted

The Blackmailer

Calculon and Monique are approching a large mansion with Calculon explaining that it is where his blackmailer lives. As he knocks on the door a butler greets him and Calculon realizes that it is his mansion. He asks Monique why she didn't tell him
and she says that he has a fourth personality that the other three don't know about, and that it and she are lovers.

The Kidnapper

Calculon gets a letter from his nephew's kidnappers, telling him that he is alive, and in the envelope he is holding. He proceeds to open it, finding his nephew inside. He tells Calculon that the kidnappers cut off one of his dimensions, and Calculon and Monique start to weep.

The Bomb

Monique and Boxy are making out in the back of a carriage and to their surprise, Calculon is the driver. Monique realizes this must mean that it was not Calculon who was killed when a bomb went off. Calculon asks what she is talking about and then explodes. Monique and Boxy continue to make out afterwards.

The Murderer

Calculon, Monique, Boxy and the robot boy are in a room. Calculon says that he knows that one of them is a murderer, before revealing that it is him. He announces that the answer of who the victim was is a secret he shall take to his grave. He takes out a sword and stabs himself, then writhes in pain.

Films

In addition to episodes, the show has occasionally spun-off into films.

Calculon falls in love with a fembot named Coilette, and planned to marry her. Coilette, however, is killed by Congo Jack, for stealing precious stones. This is based on his true incident with Bender, after his gender surgery. It is likely that this was not an All My Circuits film.

Phonisodes

Besides regular episodes, there are also phonisodes, episodes that can be downloaded to the eyePhone, and changed by users, in case they want to include themselves. These are probably not authorized by the production company.