McCalls's Pattern Behavior is the hilarious new Tumblr that pairs hysterically inappropriate captions with vintage sewing pattern photos. If you haven't already, you must take a gander.

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You're not going to learn anything from this -- yes -- time-wasting blog, but you definitely will enjoy a few hearty laughs. Whoever is behind this nails the tongue-in-cheek dialogue with the weird and outdated fashion pictures.

Perfect. In the vein of Drunk J.Crew and Your L.L. Bean Boyfriend, it's such a random idea, but man, is it funny. Totally get why everyone has been talking about this. This is worth every non-working minute.