December 23, 2006

Secret Letters to Santa

My daughter wrote a very candid letter to Santa, which was kept highly confidential until such time as it entered Santa's hands. When her real Santa opened it, the secret was revealed. My daughter maintains a secret candy stash. She plans to expand it with her loot from Santa. We'll let it happen. But by God, sometime this week, we will hunt down and expose that secret candy stash.