Christian Adams is the Political Cartoonist for The Daily Telegraph and Sunday Telegraph.

The Drawing Board: Football – Tackling my ignorance

As with cars, I know nothing about football. But I do know that last night's game may have been watched by more than a few Telegraph readers.

This was a verbal gag, so it depended completely on getting the words to work both as football heckles and Eurozone policy heckles. Now, having never watched a football match voluntarily, I have no idea what chants come from the terraces. Oh, one: ""Are you blind?!" (I think).

So whether "Go right! Go right!" and "Don't go there!" are actual phrases that a supporter may use I have no idea. All I do know is that someone who I know likes the sport said they thought it was funny. A result I suppose. Or should I say "Back of the net!" Should I?