Thu 16th May 2013

Siân Docksey and Zoë Tomalin bring their genre-defying comedy show to the ADC for one night of unparalleled linoleum fun. Brilliant, bewildering and grit-resistant – an explosive (con)fusion of standup, poetry, music, special guests, lighting and jam. Described as 'hugely funny' (Varsity), 'genuinely hilarious' (The Tab) and 'funnier than they had any right to be' (The Cambridge Student), spruce up the shag piles and roll out the rugs for a fearless comedy romp.

Coming soon, to a carpet near you. Assuming you’re close to the front. If not, something’s gone very wrong. Err, that’s not your carpet. You should probably leave, swiftly.