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Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Here's my subtle experience with my two female housemate's (whom I am living with for over 2 years now). I usually don't ask them when they are "doing the menstruation" but usually I can tell. They tend to be more grumpy than usual and also looks/feels weaker than usual and the bathroom will be very messy . Oddly they would tell me when they are having it even though I didn't ask.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

So, doing the menstruation is like a slippery song. It's as though there's a pie made from barbed wire. It's like wearing a candelabra on your head.

(I'm just making this shit up.)

Menstruating is like solving an impossible mystery. It's like knowing how many grains of sand there are on a beach. Menstruating is like being in an undersea cavern wearing an overcoat of dandelions.

(Is this helping?)

Doing it is like breathing an atmosphere of pure estrogen. It's like pulling the guts from a rabbit and braiding them into your hair. Menstruating is like hating someone you love.

(Ladies? Am I right or what?)

Doing the menstruation is like abandoning similes for metaphors. Menstruation is a happy armadillo. It's the thing that makes locks lock tight. It's an abstract effervescence. It's an ascent.

(Others ought to add their own comparisons at this point.)

Menstruating is like running out of good ideas. It's like posting only emoticons. It's like feeling a tree breathe on your neck. It's like knowing when to stop, but not stopping.

(Okay, time to stop menstruating).

Menstruating is like the end of an HP Lovecraft story...when, Oh God! What is that sound from below? Menstruation is like finding out about that sound from below.

Unlike similes, thankfully, there's a limited amount of blood in the human body and people will bleed to death before satisfying the curiosity of weirdos.

Fiji Crested Iguana

The worst thing...is not energy depletion, economic collapse, conventional war, or the expansion of totalitarian governments. As terrible as these catastrophes would be for us, they can be repaired in a few generations. The one process now going on that will take millions of years to correct is loss of genetic and species diversity by the destruction of natural habitats. This is the folly our descendants are least likely to forgive us.--e.o. wilson

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Originally Posted by Taz

Did telstra get into your account Patty?

I like to imagine Pat as an incompetent researcher for some sort of alien species.

He figures the best way to go about understanding human behaviour is to pretend to be one of us and assimilate into our culture, but unfortunately his species doesn't yet know enough about humans to do so effectively. So he just sort of sits there asking bizarre questions and making absurd comments; believing he's fooled us all into accepting him as one of our own so he can milk us for information.

Still, as incompetent as he is, he's certainly doing a better job than SLOPPY.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

So beautiful. Thank you, it's like you really tapped in to your inner woman doing the menstruation.

Much appreciated. I just sort of got into the flow of things.

Fiji Crested Iguana

The worst thing...is not energy depletion, economic collapse, conventional war, or the expansion of totalitarian governments. As terrible as these catastrophes would be for us, they can be repaired in a few generations. The one process now going on that will take millions of years to correct is loss of genetic and species diversity by the destruction of natural habitats. This is the folly our descendants are least likely to forgive us.--e.o. wilson

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Originally Posted by Anders123

I like to imagine Pat as an incompetent researcher for some sort of alien species.

He figures the best way to go about understanding human behaviour is to pretend to be one of us and assimilate into our culture, but unfortunately his species doesn't yet know enough about humans to do so effectively. So he just sort of sits there asking bizarre questions and making absurd comments; believing he's fooled us all into accepting him as one of our own so he can milk us for information.

Still, as incompetent as he is, he's certainly doing a better job than SLOPPY.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Originally Posted by Anders123

I like to imagine Pat as an incompetent researcher for some sort of alien species.

He figures the best way to go about understanding human behaviour is to pretend to be one of us and assimilate into our culture, but unfortunately his species doesn't yet know enough about humans to do so effectively. So he just sort of sits there asking bizarre questions and making absurd comments; believing he's fooled us all into accepting him as one of our own so he can milk us for information.

Still, as incompetent as he is, he's certainly doing a better job than SLOPPY.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Originally Posted by PreTTy PeTe

nah they're to busy doing home renovations.

I thought they're too busy driving 18 wheelers to have time for that silly biological phenomena. Imagine having to wear mini diapers pretty much daily because you can't predict when your cock trap will unleash a bloody fury.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Zoltan! Your post #14 was beautiful. I'm determined to read it again for a third time even though I suspect it’s not anatomically-correct.

Originally Posted by rareboy

…Pat Grimshaw at the Melbourne University…

I've no idea who that person is. Anders might be able to tell you.

Originally Posted by Ram

Did your momma teach you about the birds and bees and the spaghetti sauce?

My mother told me not to eat with my hands and not play with faeces. I've ignored some of her advice but she knew quite well even during my teen years that I’d never ever get involved with mewling females.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

I've had sex during a menstruation, it was kinda messy, blood all over the sheets, and my cock was sticky with blood, and the mattress.... She claimed it was early a couple of days

Initially, there might be just a little blood, called 'spotting'. This is when the period pads come into play, and the mysterious sounding 'feminine wipes' you hear on tv. It can last for a few days, or longer, during which, she'll get pains in her midriff, the so called period pains. I've had occasions where I've seen blood in the toilet bowl, and its a bright red layer at the bottom, blood is thicker than water really is true.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

The person known as Medusa said they were also known as Vicki and that they were genuine and they menstruated.

Excuse me. You started this thread because of me? What the freak?What did I ever do to you?And please do not call me Vicki. I specifically said one person can do that.Not a person that wants to be a jerk to me

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

"Hey guys, fellow human male here. Don't you just hate the menstruation? I don't do it though, as I am a human male and it's only the human females who menstruate." Prepares notes "Can you tell me everything you know about the menstruation? Haha lol, being human... am I right guys?"

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Zoltan! Your post #14 was beautiful. I'm determined to read it again for a third time even though I suspect it’s not anatomically-correct.

I've no idea who that person is. Anders might be able to tell you.

My mother told me not to eat with my hands and not play with faeces. I've ignored some of her advice but she knew quite well even during my teen years that I’d never ever get involved with mewling females.

Very nice.

You should Google Pat Grimshaw. She's a noted feminist. Oh the irony.

But obviously, since we all know you don't eat with your hands, what advice from mother have you ignored?

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

I have even less grasp of this thread than I did before. It's feeling more and more like a kindergartener pointing at a girl and saying "ha ha, cooties." How old are you Pat? Presumably you're an adult.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Originally Posted by pat grimshaw

I'm disappointed that Medusa didn't come to the party— nor any of those other JUBbers qualified to talk about menstruation.

Really? You seriously want the female population of JUB to enlighten you with our experiences of menstruation? And there's me thinking that this was another one of those threads set up by a misogynist hoping to entice other misogynists into his sad little world.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Originally Posted by xbuzzerx

I have even less grasp of this thread than I did before. It's feeling more and more like a kindergartener pointing at a girl and saying "ha ha, cooties." How old are you Pat? Presumably you're an adult.

Thank You. I wanted to comment at you in the pm's, but I don't know how.Why iis a gay man worried about PMS? is beyond me.I thought thats one oof the joys of being a gay man you will never have to worry about women at all.

Re: What's it like doing the menstruation?

Originally Posted by Medusa

Thank You. I wanted to comment at you in the pm's, but I don't know how.Why iis a gay man worried about PMS? is beyond me.I thought thats one oof the joys of being a gay man you will never have to worry about women at all.

I'm glad someone said it because i just about lost it with all the period jokes.