Sorrentino offers well-thought, sensitive (and otherwise unbelievable) answers to each of the questions. For example, when asked how he'd respond to advances from a friend's hot girlfriend, he replies, "I mean, there's so many girls. Why am I going to get on my boyfriend's girl? You know what I'm saying?"

And, if he ever discovered someone called his sister a "grenade," Sorrentino would react just like any big brother would. "I'd probably be at his house in about five minutes," he said.