"By all means, have the world’s biggest battery, have the world’s biggest banana, have the world’s biggest prawn like we have on the roadside around the country, but that is not solving the problem," he said on Thursday.

It's okay to be down on big batteries, but why bring the Big Prawn into it? ScoMo seems to be sending the message that he's anti-Australiana.

Even if the Big Battery is a flop and does nothing more than become a tourist attraction, Get Nicked says so be it. People on road trips need places to stop and stretch their legs on their ways to something better.

Surely we can make the money back by selling postcards and tacky fridge magnets.

So crazy in fact that Get Nicked got more than 400 words into a story about his bonkers White House antics before even mentioning Donald Trump's name.

Scaramucci's been working at the White House less than a week, and in one phone call to a reporter, has already threatened to kill staffers, diagnosed the chief-of-staff with "f---ing paranoid schizophrenia" and accused Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon of a physiologically impossible act of obscenity.

We're now suspecting that Trump hired Scaramucci just to make himself look like the sober-minded, pensive one.

Misquoting Einstein

Ivanka Trump.

The Trump family is finding out that their long history of tweets is now open slather and up for ridicule.

Ivanka Trump probably doesn't even remember a tweet she made in 2013 that quoted none other than the great Albert Einstein.