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zeegraciejones says:I feel like my brain has melted into a large gooey, probably very sour tasting, in fact so sour that if you took a large spoonful and ate it your eyes would begin to twitch and your lips would pucker so durastically they'd be completely sucked backwards into your mouth and you'd swallow them, puddle of giddiness.

I read it twice. The first time through everytime I read the word CONCUPISCENCE I read CONSPICUOUS instead. Cue confusion.

Why yes, I did have to look up how to spell conspicuous. And yes, I always accidentally spell the word psychic like physic. How'd ya know?

ANYWAYS, that was so stinking delightful. If I could give it a rating of 30 gazillion/10 I surely would, but alas I don't know how many zeroes 30 gazillion contains and they only allow me to go up to 10. Sad day for Gracie.

There were a plenty of side splitting/knee slapping lines in there, but strangely enough the one that really got me was, ehem, "It's Scorpius. I hate him. But... I saw him today. He says he's in love with me. And now there's this feeling in my heart I can't explain." It was so perfectly Nicholas Sparksy lame and fluffy and unbelievably ridiculous.

This was life changingly epic, I want inside your brain. I bet it, too, would taste delightfully sour.

I laughed, I cried, I lost fifteen pounds!

I applaud and worship you.

Huzzah!

Author's Response: Is this a love letter? 8D I feel like it is, with your adoring description of brain mush ♥

(Totally understandable. I still see Conspicuous myself xD)

Teehee, SCOR LOVES HER, it should be enough to mend everything and anything. Cure cancer! Save a kitten! Prepare a perfect steak! That is the power of true love.