Recently, I have been having a problem. I’ve been losing my friends and family. Not like, I’m having relationship problems, I’m actually losing them! They say: “I’m going to bed” and then they just disappear. This brings to me, and I bring to you, the question: Where Is Bed? This is important people. I’ve looked. All I can find are a bunch of closed doors and … Continue reading Where?

To those of you who read my “where” post, you might notice that this is a trend. You will realize that after reading my post. On a certain unnamed night, I was in my house watching an unnamed news network and an unnamed news anchor was talking about an unnamed news topic. The unnamed ticker said that a certain unnamed congressperson was introducing to congress … Continue reading Who?

The world is built on instructions. We all may wish to deny it, but the fact is there – in fact, as a society, we highly value instructions and the resulting rules. Continue reading Instructions for Life