Bumper Stickers

This is a discussion on Bumper Stickers within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; I saw this funny bumper sticker today, and I thought I would share it with you, I found it quite ...

"Honk if your IQ is INT_MAX + 1"
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
"Eschew obfuscation."
"The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."
"Si hoc adfixum in obice leger potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Heisenburg may have been here"
"The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're done."

JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Gretzky . . .He Shoots..He Scores!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Lord save me from your followers.

>>"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"
Oh man I need that one....Chicago drivers....Ahhh!!...it's like Nascar out there. I do about 85 in a 55 and they pass me like I am standing still.

"2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push !"

"Old lie — The check is in the mail.
New lie — I didn't check the e-mail."

"How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None, he just defines Darkness™ as the new industry standard..."

"ASCII and ye shall receive."

"Marriage is the sole cause of divorce."

"My wife helped intensify my religion. Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."