Both say dread aging and getting old.
Both marry older Svengali manager type. Get divorced.
Both marry young wannabe poser at age 35. get divorced.
Both have gobs and gobs of plastique.
Mariah is Cher in twenty years.

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7) X:[18,infinity]

[b]Oh you retards need to shut the fuck up, SHE IS GETTING INTO A CAR, THE CAMERA IS EXTREMELY LOW..WHAT DO YOU WANT HER TO DO..FLOAT INTO THE CAR? SHE EVEN TRIES TO COVER WITH HER LEFT LEG, BUT THE PAPS SEEM TO GET IN BETWEEN ANYWAY

Everybody is a wannabe Britney. Whatever it takes to get the media talking about you. Problem is Britney was(is) suffering from a mental illness when she pulled her crap. What is everyone elses excuse?

Re: Retards –
i kno y r their so many h8rs probally unsuccessful at what they do, so they bite into mimi, serously people need to grow up or sumin. She probally prays for her h8rs not 4 her well being but theirs'

I never understood the no panty craze. Women have discharge. Some times during the month, the consistacy of that discharge chages from white cheese, or cream, to clear snot during ovulation. So what ever is seeping out of their hoo hoo gets on their clothes, the car seat, the restaurant chair etc. Plus, panties help to control odor. LOOK IT UP!

White cheese and snot? White cheese is a sign of a yeast infection. My friend said she had a snot like substance before but it was also within a month of her diagnoses of cervical cancer. Odor would be a symptom of a bacterial infection. Call your GYN and make an appointment.