Do you think this joke is funny?

People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you truly deserve the "Hey Grandma, look what I can do" award.

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I'm completely missing the context for this joke. If it's dialog for something that's been separated from its character and background, then it's quite possibly funny, but as-is it just sounds painful.

"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)

I think it would be better if it went something like "Did you hear about the guy who used a condom made of double-sided sandpaper? Man, that makes sex on the beach sound like a walk in the park. He should get the "Grandma, look what I can do award!"