...:: upcoming autobeat rallies ::...

Embracing the reassuring pulse of the matrix, Optimus Rhyme prepares for the next 100 years on planet Earth. Check out photos and live tracks at: MySpace.com/OptimusRhymeLive

August 17, 2006 - Redhook Moonlight Cinema Series
14300 NE 145th Street, Woodinville WA 98072
8:00 Sharp
ALL AGES (children under 18 must be accompanied by an adult)
$5
Optimus Rhyme is very, very thirsty. It's been hard work thwarting the Wackacon invasion, and now we're ready to toss back some beers at Redhook's Moonlight Cinema Series. First we bust out a set, then they're showing one of Wheelie's favorite flicks, True Romance. You don't have to be 21+ to get in, so we expect everyone who's been complaining about the bar gigs to come out and sneak some beer from OR's pitcher!

This year, we form Voltron with AutoBeat allies The Minibosses, MC Frontalot, The NESkimos and The Video Game Pianist to participate in the best gamer gathering known to man. Thanks to Gabe & Tycho for having us back. We'll be slangin' T-shirts and CDs all weekend so be sure to stop by to tickle Stumblebee.

October 13, 2006 ?
4552 University Way NE
10:00 pm
We're still working on the lineup, but Friday the 13th on the Ave should be very entertaining. After all, the last time we played Tommy's, Powerthighs was rufied.

The year was 2000. The Wackacons had invaded the Emerald City. Parties grew listless and nightclubs suffered greatly under the Wackacons' ever-growing influence. Repetitive loop manufacturers, lackluster DJs and angst-filled metal pushers aligned with the Wackacons and quickly flourished in our once-great city.

It was later that year when fate brought four independently minded Autobeat technicians together. Instantly, their positronic brainpaths fused. Within weeks, laid-back progressive hiphop beats were mixed with brutally brain-teasing rhymes.

It is the primary Objective of Optimus Rhyme to rid the world of Wackacon oppressors. The individual components consist of: