You will be assimilated beginning August 9 at Kidrobot stores, kidrobot.com, and select retailers. Each of these Smorkin’ Labbits retails for $4.95 US (£4.10 UK, €4.70 EU).

*Disclaimer: Mini Smorkin’ Labbits contain no actual fried chicken. It is only a slogan on the packaging that is meant to entice you to purchase several thousand Mini Smorkin’ Labbits so you can fill up a small plastic wading pool with them and then roll around in it laughing hysterically. If you bought a Mini Smorkin’ Labbit in the hopes of getting a very tiny piece of actual fried chicken, because, well, maybe you were hungry, you have our apologies.