Wednesday, February 25, 2009

the best leave applications ever !!!

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.