North Korea releases details about new government

February 26, 2011

Shortly before 11 pm on March 3rd Kim Jung-Un was deposed by a group of elite government officials who disagreed with the direction in which he was steering the country. The government will be directed by a triumvirate of General Putz, Interior Minister Koch, and Foreign Minister Courtney. We wish to reassure the international community that this transition will be smooth.

We are amenable to more cooperation with our neighbors to the betterment of our peoples. At this point in time the military is directing greater distribution of food and welcomes further donations. We are willing to phase in a reduction of limits on internal movements, depending on the security situation, and are also reviewing political prisoners for eventual release. We wish to move our country forward in a positive direction. With this in mind we ask our neighbors to draw down their forces as a sign of good will toward the North Korean people.