Friday, November 19, 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

It's important to start with three. This ensures thatif one breaks there is a backup and a third justin case you want to go for round two.

1 Bottle of Lubrication

Make sure that you have plenty on hand. Noneed in starting to fuck and before you knowit the bottle is empty and their assholes are bone dry

1 Erect Penis

*Note to Myspace. These are massagers. Not actual penises. They are only being used for demonstration purposes.

Or 3

(if you are feeling extrememly horny)

Make sure that the penis is large enough to fit your fuck hole. If it is to small you may not feel intense pleasure and will be waisitng your time. So please make sure you find a big dick, or have a tight hole.

And last but DEFINETLEY not least.

YOUR Rectum

Yes, this recipe calls for your hole.

Once you have all your items together, you will be ready to start.

Step 1 - Blow, Stroke, or beat -- the fuck out of the cock/cocks til they are good and firm.

Step 2 - Remove comdom/condoms from wrappers and place over the dick/dicks.

Step 3- Put Lube on the condom and slap some on the outter shell of the rectum. Putting some on your finger and shoving it in your man pussy is helpful also.

Step 4 - Lay back and spread your legs as wide as possible.

Step 5 - Insert their cock into the poophole.

Step 6 - POUND THAT HOLE.

Step 6 1/2 HARDER HARDER HARDER

Step 7 - CUM.

Step 8 - Repeat if desired.

And there you have it. A very simple reciepe for a good time.

Alright everyone.. .

GET FUCKED

And here is an old video of mine.. to help those out with the PAIN of anal sex.

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