Hi guys. I'm Lord-Commander, LC for short. I'm about twenty years old, and I enjoy dirtbiking, snowboarding, airsofting, video gaming, and have recently taken up drawing as a new thing. I first came in contaqct with TZH one a site called Snafu-Comics, someone put up a link to the site (for some reason, its been so long) and I have been watching the comics on and off ever since. I've only recently decided to get an account.

*Gets "My First Surgery Kid" from under the bed and blows dust off it.*

That's true. If we didn't hurt you in some way, it would mean that we don't like you! If we didn't like you, well obviously we couldn't hurt you, since it would make us like you, but we'll offer you chocolate chip cookies and THEY'LL ACTUALLY BE RAISINS!!!!

*Gives you talking breast implants; they keep arguing together; all three of them.*

My oh my, it's been quite some time since I've been around to greet newcomers. *hands LC a vial of Spitter acid* Welcome to the TZH forums, good sir! Enjoy your gift. *turns and wanders off, the acid eating away at the vial before spilling all over LC's hand* Now then, did I reinforce those vials before or after I left...?