Thoughts from the interface of science, religion, law and culture

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

ed, how cute, you go after anyone who doesn’t go by your politically correct rules. Allen West is probably one of the most intelligent and honest politicians in this country. He also spent 22 years in the U.S. Marine Corps, but I know that means nothing to an overweight lazy liberal progressive. I also happened to notice that Conservapedia struck a nerve with you in the exact same way I did. You need to accept the fact that if you are a “public” radio host, then you’ll be critiqued from time to time, and YES even mocked, so you need to wipe your tears dry everytime you’re mocked by someone who has the nerve to call you out dude! By the way, starting this fall me and another guy are going to have our own radio gig on WOCR, now I know what you’re thinking “we won’t have many listeners”,….well…you’d be wrong I have friends down in Alabama and Arizona who have spread the word about our upcoming radio gig, and it will leave me and my friend with a good start so far as audience size goes. Because as you know even though they’re all the way down south they can still live stream it from the internet. And you along with others at WPRR will be some of the first biased losers that I expose to our audience. Have a nice day!

Well you see, I know how to use good grammar, I just don’t get all crazy about it when I’m just writing responces to a blog that doesn’t even have the slightest bit of credibility, and all the bias in the world. And our radio show in the fall will consist of discussions on several issues, as well as my co-host and I exposing the biased hacks (Ed Brayton,Jeremiah Bannister,Rachel MaddCow,Mike Malloy etc.) to our listeners.

Seriously, Staaby; we find you pathetic. You’re a young guy who doesn’t seem to have emotionally matured past the point most of us reach by age 12. If you had any interesting arguments to put forth, most of us would love to hear them. Unfortunately, you never seem to get past, “You’re a fatty!”

Your comments regarding Ed’s reaction the the Conservapædia entry seem to indicate that you failed to either read or comprehend his post about it. The question I have is, “Are you horribly ignorant, horribly dishonest, or both?”

Well if you can’t find the substance in my responces then you need to learn how to read sir. When my co-host an I start to reveal the lies created by the left in the fall season on our radio show, please don’t get too upset. One of the topics we’ll be starting with is the highly disfunctional homosexual lifestyle. Plus we already have willing listeners out of state and even a couple in state, but far more out of state, it’s perfectly normal for Ed to feel jealous.

Mr. Dan J isn’t going to make any progress. I will have my time on the radio mic starting in September, and I will be using all of my evidence and sources against the lefties at that time. People like Dan J. are just upset because they feel they cannot match what I’ve got! So sorry you feel that way sir.

As well he should be. We are going to have a great audience. It’s kind of funny,….because 3 out of….like 30 people already want to call in during the first airing as they have told me this. But I told them to keep in mind that I want libtards to be able to call in as well, so that I can make them look and feel stupid on the air.

again with all the grammar crap dan4,…I’m sure you’ve mispelled words before when typing fast,….well…maybe you don’t type as fast as I do. But anyways, Dan J, I don’t need luck, because with people who think like you, I don’t think it will be that hard for me to make it to the top, so to speak.

So, chrisstaab, care to share any of the “lies” you’ll be exposing, or any of the particular viewpoints you’ll be espousing?

Or will it just be the generic right wing raving about the super-free-and-totally-not-abusive-market, ebil guvmint, dern homosheckuals, and about how the rich shouldn’t have to pay taxes, but the extremely poor should pay more?

The claims of a “dysfunctional homosexual lifestyle” lend you absolutely no credibility.

I think I’ll call in, if only to shred your entire viewpoint over the air. What’s the name of the show?

OK, I’ll have a go at the substance of Chrisstaabs post instead of the grammar. I see three main claims in there.

1. Allen West is more honest than any other politician because he served in the US Marine Corp.

Firstly, is he really the only politician with this background and second how does his military record tell us anything about his honesty in his political career? I’d also question what honesty has to do with being a dumbass, you can be honest and stupid.

2. Ed Brayton is overweight.

He has admitted as much himself and that fact says nothing about anything else. Do you really want to discuss health issues?

3. You will have a radio show soon that at least 30 of your friends are going to listen to and which will expose the shocking fact that bloggers are biased towards their own opinions.

Couldn’t be more pleased for you, feel free to let us know when the podcast is available.

I think it’s funny how all of you only have these so called come backs that are subjective at best, and some of you still continue with the grammar crap,…ok….cool! I hope some of you choose to call Mark and I when we’re on the air to discuss our right-wing ideas, which are far better than anything that your side has ever produced. The only thing I worry about is the left-wing rhetoric, because it will lower the IQ of my audience by 100.

Well you’re not awake anyways because their is no woman who would want you, and another thing, I would be careful with the violent rhetoric because while I do have 30 friends willing to listen to my radio program, 5 out of those 30 are cops. Just something to think about sir. ;)

democommie said “Chrisstabbedtrhoughthefuckin’skullwiththeicepickoftheburnin’stoopit:

Allen West was in the USMC for 22 years and left as a LTC–not his idea, I’m fairly certain. He’s a fucking piece of shit and you love him, color me unsooprized.

That someone like you, a chancre on the diseased penis that is the GOP, has a radio show planned is not something that will keep me awake at night.”

Well that statement is offensive, threatening, subjective, immature, and proof that you are an unhappy person who is living a life that doesn’t matter to anyone else sir, because you are a disgusting human being.

You shouldn’t let your typing get ahead of your thinking, son. Slow your fingers down and let your brain catch up. Of course, given the present evidence, this means you’d only get to post a couple of comments a day, but we all make sacrifices.

Well you’re not awake anyways because their is no woman who would want you, and another thing, I would be careful with the violent rhetoric because while I do have 30 friends willing to listen to my radio program, 5 out of those 30 are cops. Just something to think about sir. ;)

Pure comedy gold, Staaby!

Well that statement is offensive, threatening, subjective, immature, and proof that you are an unhappy person who is living a life that doesn’t matter to anyone else sir, because you are a disgusting human being.

Open mic night at the Funny Bone continues!! I think Staaby needs to research terms like irony and hypocrisy.

Absofuckin’lutely, dickface, absofuckin’lutely. The first rule of dealing with fuckbagtrolls is to treat them like fuckbagtrolls. You should be aware of this, going forward. Nobody owes a lying, deluded piece of shit like you anything like courtesy.

“and proof that you are an unhappy person who is living a life that doesn’t matter to anyone else sir, because you are a disgusting human being.”

“He does not want you to have the self-esteem of getting up and earning, and having that title of American,” West said, according to a WPTV report. “He’d rather you be his slave.”

The only way that most of what the wingnuts say approaches truth is to see it as projection. That is, when it says anything meaningful at all. Conservative policies for the last 30 years has been to reduce personal freedoms, transfer middle class money to the rich while destroying real wealth; working full time to demolish faith in government (“We can trust big businesses”); replacing standard English with newspeak, and science with doublethink; and establishing a police state.

So, Christ Staab, do you hate all women, or just liberal ones? I ask this question based on your decision to alter Rachel Maddow’s name to “Rachel MaddCow”, while not altering the names of the male “biased hacks” you listed with her. I am sure that Dr. Maddow doesn’t care, but I am interested in your mindset and what it might indicate about your own biases.

JustaTech, I was about to raise a similar point. There’s something indicated by altering names that way. It generally indicates utter contempt, going beyond criticism of the person’s views. In this case, since Dr. Maddow is one of the brightest and sanest people around, I’d say it’s likely to backfire.