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15 Times The Skeletor Donald Trump Was Way Better Than The Real Onehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/kneel-before-your-master?utm_term=4ldqpia
Trump Skeletor is a complicated, often lonely man, and although his fervent support for Evil borders on the distasteful, it’s hard not to feel for him sometimes.

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]]>Jack Shepherdhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/kneel-before-your-masterTue, 19 Apr 2016 10:55:24 -0400Trump Skeletor is a complicated, often lonely man, and although his fervent support for Evil borders on the distasteful, it's hard not to feel for him sometimes.expresidentnonadultThe TrumpSkeletor Twitter bot is a simple concept – it takes real tweets from <a href="http://www.twitter.com/RealDonaldTrump">@RealDonaldTrump</a> and combines them with real tweets from <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SkeletorQuotes">@SkeletorQuotes</a>. But when we made it, we never expected how quickly it would become sentient, or how twisted its troubling worldview would become in only a few short days ...nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultHere's What He-Man Looks Like With Realistic Proportionshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/willvarner/heres-what-he-man-looks-like-with-realistic-proportions?utm_term=4ldqpia
These ’80s toys set us all up for FAILURE.

]]>Will Varnerhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/willvarner/heres-what-he-man-looks-like-with-realistic-proportionsMon, 19 Oct 2015 11:09:20 -0400These '80s toys set us all up for FAILURE.willvarnernonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult28 Bad Movies To Watch With Your Gay Friendshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/bad-movies-to-watch-with-your-gay-friends
These camp classics are best viewed with the right audience. And a lot of booze.

Valley of the Dolls (1967)

The gist: Three young women embark on careers in show business and soon find themselves lost in a world of backstabbing, infidelity, and lots of pills.What makes it bad: Despite the serious subject matter, the performances are too over-the-top to be taken seriously. Every emotional moment is undercut with awful line readings and a cloying score.Gay icon alert: Patty Duke as Neely O'Hara, a character based on Judy Garland.The moment you'll want to rewind: Having lost everything, Neely suffers a breakdown in an alley, crying out for her former friends and lovers — and finally for Neely O'Hara herself.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

The gist: It's basically a trippy rehash of Valley of the Dolls with three young women in a rock band getting seduced by drugs and sex in Los Angeles.What makes it bad: That's questionable — the script by Roger Ebert and direction by Russ Meyer is all very intentionally campy. It's not bad in the traditional sense so much as a gleeful mess.Gay icon alert: Director Russ Meyer, no matter how heterosexual his intentions were.The moment you'll want to rewind: The first introduction to Z-Man is iconic, including the line "This is my happening and it freaks me out!" (later co-opted by Austin Powers) and a performance by Strawberry Alarm Clock.

Can't Stop the Music (1980)

The gist: It's a fictionalized biography of the Village People, in which songwriter Jack Morell puts together a band with the help of his model roommate Sam.What makes it bad: The Village People are best appreciated in small doses, not in a two-hour musical starring Steve Guttenberg on roller skates. That there's a story at all is laughable.Gay icon alert: The Village People as themselves.The moment you'll want to rewind: "YMCA" gets performed at the YMCA. And despite the fact that this is a PG-rated film, there's plenty of full-frontal male nudity involved.

The Apple (1980)

The gist: In the science fiction future of 1994, Alphie and Bibi try to make it in the music industry and discover its dark side in this disco-infused Biblical allegory.What makes it bad: Did you see the part about it being a disco-infused Biblical allegory? God is a hippie named Mr. Topps. It's all brightly colored, incredibly grating nonsense.Gay icon alert: None really, but there's a lot of disco.The moment you'll want to rewind: The titular song is pretty amazing, complete with a giant (metaphor) apple and presumably a lot of cocaine. "Oh, it's a natural, natural, natural desire / Gets ya higher, higher, higher, higher!"

Xanadu (1980)

The gist: The most famous 1980 disco musical involves a Greek muse helping a struggling artist open a dance club called Xanadu.What makes it bad: Along with Can't Stop the Music, Xanadu is what inspired John J. B. Wilson to create the Razzies, which celebrate the worst films of the year. From conception to execution, it's truly awful.Gay icon alert: Olivia Newton-John as Kira. And MORE DISCO.The moment you'll want to rewind: The title song, which remains the most famous track from the film, is the only sequence really worth watching at all. Might as well watch it twice, then.

Mommie Dearest (1981)

The gist: Christina Crawford struggles to survive her oppressive, cleaning-obsessed actress mother Joan Crawford.What makes it bad: Overacting runs rampant. Variety wrote of Faye Dunaway's performance, "Dunaway does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all."Gay icon alert: Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford.The moment you'll want to rewind: Her face covered in cold cream, Joan bursts into Christina's room in the middle of the night, berating her for hanging her dress on a wire hanger, then beating Christina with the hanger in question.

Grease 2 (1982)

The gist: It's essentially Grease, but it's goodie two-shoes Michael who has to change his personality in order to date Pink Lady Stephanie Zinone.What makes it bad: While Grease 2 is a masterpiece, it's also pretty terrible, featuring forgettable songs and a very obvious repurposing of the original plot, minus much of the charm.Gay icon alert: Michelle Pfeiffer as Stephanie Zinone, Tab Hunter as Mr. Stuart.The moment you'll want to rewind: Old Hollywood gay Tab Hunter teaches his class how sex works in the song "Reproduction," perhaps the greatest musical number ever committed to film.

Masters of the Universe (1987)

The gist: Warrior He-Man must help regain control of Castle Greyskull from the evil Skeletor in this adaptation of Mattel's toy line.What makes it bad: As an animated series, Masters of the Universe worked, but this kind of silliness was never meant for live action. The result is a movie with equal parts bad special effects and homoeroticism.Gay icon alert: He-Man.The moment you'll want to rewind: Skeletor has He-Man tied up and tortured with his laser whip, all while Skeletor clutches his staff in delight. It could not get any gayer if it tried.

Street Fighter (1994)

The gist: An international military force known as the Allied Nations sets out to wrest control from evil general M. Bison, who holds humanitarian workers hostage.What makes it bad: Video games are tough to adapt to the big screen, especially when their gameplay is essentially just characters punching and kicking each other. The script here doesn't help, and neither does the terrible acting.Gay icon alert: Kylie Minogue as Cammy.The moment you'll want to rewind: Guile and M. Bison face off against each other, delivering moves borrowed from the video game and lines that not even the great Raúl Juliá was equipped to handle.

Showgirls (1995)

The gist: Drifter Nomi Malone hopes to make it as a showgirl in Las Vegas. She moves her way up the ranks by befriending and ultimately betraying Cristal Connors.What makes it bad: The Joe Eszterhas script is shockingly terrible — so perfectly awful that it had to have been intentional. Some of the actors get that and have fun with it, while others... not so much.Gay icon alert: Elizabeth Berkley as Nomi Malone, Gina Gershon as Cristal Connors.The moment you'll want to rewind: Nomi and Zack finally give in to their carnal desires in a swimming pool. It turns out that when Nomi has sex in the water, she basically turns into a horny dolphin.

Anaconda (1997)

The gist: A documentary film crew in the Amazon stumbles upon a giant anaconda that proceeds to eat them one by one.What makes it bad: The special effects are atrocious, but none are as offensive as Jon Voight's accent as a Paraguayan snake hunter who is trying to capture and kill the titular snake.Gay icon alert: Jennifer Lopez as Terri Flores.The moment you'll want to rewind: The anaconda swallows snake hunter Serrone whole — the camera gives us his point of view as he travels down the snake's mouth — then regurgitates him, still in one piece.

Spice World (1997)

The gist: The Spice Girls embark on a series of adventures en route to a big concert in this surreal homage to the Beatles film A Hard Day's Night.What makes it bad: The Spice Girls are not the Beatles. The plot is nonsensical, with countless flashbacks, fantasy sequences, and cameos that will leave viewers scratching their heads.Gay icon alert: The Spice Girls as themselves.The moment you'll want to rewind: The girls finally make it to Royal Albert Hall, running up the steps to the Rocky theme before performing "Spice Up Your Life" for a crowd of adoring fans.

Batman & Robin (1997)

The gist: Batman and Robin are faced with two new villains — the pun-loving Mr. Freeze and seductive Poison Ivy — and a new ally, Batgirl.What makes it bad: While Batman is, of course, a comic book creation, the movie is cartoonish to a fault. The casting is a mess, with George Clooney stepping into Batman's suit, which is now equipped with nipples for some reason.Gay icon alert: You could make a case for Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy or John Glover as Dr. Jason Woodrue, but it's really all about George Clooney's bat-nipples as themselves.The moment you'll want to rewind: Any scene featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, who uses an endless onslaught of ice-related wordplay to stave off the cold.

Crossroads (2002)

The gist: Lucy goes on a road trip to Arizona with her friends Kit and Mimi to find the mother who abandoned her.What makes it bad: Britney Spears is not an actor. The plot doesn't do her any favors either, as it's basically a bad TV movie, complete with mommy issues and a pregnant girl who loses her baby after falling down the stairs.Gay icon alert: Britney Spears as Lucy.The moment you'll want to rewind: Lucy realizes that her poem "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" makes a lot more sense as a song, but not before we're treated to a dramatic reading of the lyrics.

From Justin to Kelly (2003)

The gist: On spring break in Florida, singing waitress Kelly falls for college student Justin, while their friends pair off with one another.What makes it bad: It's the first and last American Idol movie, which is saying something. As Entertainment Weekly's Owen Gleiberman put it, "It's like Grease: The Next Generation acted out by the food-court staff at SeaWorld."Gay icon alert: Kelly Clarkson as Kelly Taylor.The moment you'll want to rewind: The group number "Vacation," a cover of the Go-Go's song, sets the stage for the rest of the film, mostly in that it previews how fucking terrible every song is going to be.

White Chicks (2004)

The gist: African-American FBI agents Kevin and Marcus Copeland go undercover as white girl socialites Brittany and Tiffany Wilson.What makes it bad: The make-up that transforms Kevin and Marcus into Brittany and Tiffany is impressive — but mostly for how horrifying it is. Seriously, this is the stuff of nightmares, and it makes the whole movie a ghastly delight.Gay icon alert: None, although Brittany and Tiffany should probably count.The moment you'll want to rewind: Two preppie boys catcall the titular white chicks, leading to a dramatic confrontation and the famous line, "Hold my poodle." Note: That dog isn't even a poodle.

Catwoman (2004)

The gist: After Patience Phillips is killed for knowing too much about an evil cosmetics company, she's brought back to life with new catlike powers.What makes it bad: It's a Catwoman movie that has nothing to do with the Batman character. The villain is the wife of the head of a cosmetics company trying to shill an anti-aging cream that causes skin to disintegrate.Gay icon alert: Sharon Stone as Laurel Hedare.The moment you'll want to rewind: During the final showdown between Catwoman and Laurel, Catwoman scratches her face, and Laurel — so horrified by her skincare issues — voluntarily plummets to her death.

Southland Tales (2006)

The gist: After two nuclear attacks, the world is in chaos. There is hope in the form of twins Ronald and Roland, porn star Krysta Now, and action star Boxer Santaros.What makes it bad: It doesn't make any sense. Like, at all. Richard Kelly was forced to edit the film down dramatically, but even reading the epic prequel comic series doesn't fill in many of the blanks.Gay icon alert: Sarah Michelle Gellar as Krysta Now.The moment you'll want to rewind: Justin Timberlake lip synchs the entirety of the Killers' "All These Things That I've Done" in a sequence that is basically just a music video plopped down in the middle of the movie.

Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

The gist:Basic Instinct's Catherine Tramell returns, once again suspected of murder, and she proceeds to manipulate everyone around her.What makes it bad: Sequels 14 years after the original are rarely good, especially when the crazy has been upped so severely. Any subtlety in the original is lost: Catherine is no longer discreet when baring it all.Gay icon alert: Sharon Stone as Catherine Tramell, Charlotte Rampling as Dr. Milena Gardosh.The moment you'll want to rewind: In the opening sequence, Catherine drives a drugged English footballer, using his hand to masturbate and increasing her speed before finally crashing the car and killing him.

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

The gist: Aubrey is kidnapped and tortured by a sadistic serial killer, but when she escapes, she's convinced she's actually struggling stripper Dakota.What makes it bad: Star Lindsay Lohan had fallen onto some hard times since she first played twins in The Parent Trap. The plot, which rests on a psychic bond between twins and a bionic arm, is also absurd.Gay icon alert: Lindsay Lohan as Aubrey Fleming and Dakota Moss.The moment you'll want to rewind: Dakota's first appearance at the strip club. All of her bad behavior is memorable, particularly as it mirrored what the tabloids were saying about Lindsay at the time.

Because I Said So (2007)

The gist: Overbearing mother Daphne wants to make sure her daughter Milly finds love, but Daphne ends up meeting a man of her own.What makes it bad: There are lots of sub-par romantic comedies, but few have a script this incompetent. Diane Keaton, who is usually charming, is completely unbearable in the role of shrill, possessive Daphne.Gay icon alert: Diane Keaton as Daphne Wilder.The moment you'll want to rewind: Daphne, who has lost her voice, must communicate with Milly in writing. She chooses this time to ask her daughter what an orgasm feels like, and it's awkward for everyone.

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

The gist: In the future, organ transplants occur on a payment plan, and if you can't pay up, the repo man comes and takes the organs back — violently.What makes it bad: The music is unbearable and the abrasive visuals make the movie as a whole nearly unwatchable. It's stylized to be cool, but it's mostly just really embarrassing.Gay icon alert: Paris Hilton as Amber Sweet.The moment you'll want to rewind: "Zydrate Anatomy" is the best and worst song in the movie. It's catchy as hell, with an incredible performance by Paris Hilton, but it also captures everything wrong with the film.

Obsessed (2009)

The gist: Sharon suspects her husband Derek is having an affair with office temp Lisa, but Lisa's dangerous obsession with Derek is one-sided. And insane.What makes it bad: Idris Elba aside, the actors are not exactly at the top of their game. The plot goes to zero to crazy so fast you'll get whiplash: It makes Lifetime movies look restrained.Gay icon alert: Beyoncé Knowles as Sharon Charles.The moment you'll want to rewind: The climactic battle between Sharon and Lisa is the catfight the movie has been building toward, and it does not disappoint. Spoiler alert: Lisa falls through a glass table and gets smushed by a chandelier.

Burlesque (2010)

The gist: Ali moves to Los Angeles to become a dancer and ends up working as a waitress at a failing burlesque club, yearning for the chance to perform.What makes it bad: It's done in the style of an old Hollywood musical, which isn't nearly as effective when the star is Christina Aguilera. Not to mention the fact that Cher is Cher-ier than ever.Gay icon alert: Cher as Tess, Christina Aguilera as Ali Rose, Alan Cumming as Alexis.The moment you'll want to rewind: Cher belts out "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me," a song that wishes it were a showstopper but really isn't. Then drunken employee Tess bursts in, calling Ali a "slut with mutant lungs."

Sex and the City 2 (2010)

The gist: Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha leave New York for an exciting vacation to Abu Dhabi, where Carrie runs into her ex-boyfriend Aidan.What makes it bad: Everything. The great HBO series, which had already been tarnished by the first bad Sex and the City movie, is further destroyed by awful writing and offensive stereotypes.Gay icon alert: Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie, Liza Minnelli, Miley Cyrus, and Tim Gunn as themselves.The moment you'll want to rewind: After Samantha nearly incites a riot with her brazen sexuality, the women are rescued by a group of Arab women, who reveal that they wear expensive designer clothing under their black robes.

The Last Song (2010)

The gist: Rebellious teen Ronnie goes to stay with her estranged father Steve, and ends up falling in love with popular kid Will.What makes it bad: Miley Cyrus is really bad, but it's not like she's given much to work with. The script, adapted from the novel by Nicholas Sparks, is an assemblage of clichés and crappy dialogue.Gay icon alert: Miley Cyrus as Ronnie Miller.The moment you'll want to rewind: As the turtle eggs hatch before Ronnie and Will's eyes — yes, there's a subplot about turtles — Steve collapses, because this is a Nicholas Sparks movie and someone has to die.

Sucker Punch (2011)

The gist: Babydoll, a girl trapped in a corrupt asylum, slips into a fantasy world where she imagines herself as a sex slave fighting against soldiers and samurai.What makes it bad: It's supposed to be about female empowerment, but it's really just an excuse to show scantily clad women throwing weapons at things. The "happy ending" involves the main character getting a lobotomy.Gay icon alert: Maybe Vanessa Hudgens as Blondie? She wishes.The moment you'll want to rewind: Over the end credits, Dr. Gorski and Blue perform Roxy Music's "Love Is the Drug" with the five female leads joining in for a fantasy dance sequence.

The Paperboy (2012)

The gist: While his older brother investigates a murder, horny teenager Jack finds himself drawn to older woman Charlotte, in love with the accused.What makes it bad: Can a film be too salacious? It's just so relentlessly steamy, the whole thing feels sticky and gross. And the scenes that are supposed to be serious end up eliciting laughs.Gay icon alert: Nicole Kidman as Charlotte Bless, Zac Efron as Jack Jansen. Also: Zac Efron's abs and Zac Efron's bulge.The moment you'll want to rewind: Aside from any scene involving Zac Efron in his underwear, the scene where Charlotte seems to have an orgasm pantomiming sex with her imprisoned lover is particularly good.

]]>Louis Peitzmanhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/bad-movies-to-watch-with-your-gay-friendsFri, 22 Nov 2013 18:20:41 -0500<b>These camp classics are best viewed with the right audience.</b> And a lot of booze.louispeitzmannonadult"Masters Of The Universe" Is Actually A Tragic Gay Love Story Between He-Man And Skeletorhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/masters-of-the-universe-a-tragic-gay-love-story
The 1987 live-action feature film version of the beloved children’s cartoon series had a lot more gay subtext than you may remember.

In 1987, Cannon Films — the great, long-defunct schlock factory responsible for some of the best bad movies of the 1980s — released a live-action version of the wildly popular cartoon TV series He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Starring Swedish adonis Dolph Lundgren (The Expendables, Universal Soldier, Rocky IV) as the virtuous and heroic He-Man and genuinely respected actor Frank Langella (Robot & Frank, Frost/Nixon, Dave) as the villainous and power-mad Skeletor, the film did resemble the cartoon series in the basic details. It was still set on Eternia and still centered around Castle Greyskull, which was still overseen by the Sorceress — and Skeletor and his right-hand woman Evil-Lyn did still covet conquering it. He-Man did still fight alongside trusted warrior compatriots Man-at-Arms and his daughter Teela, and he did still wield the famed "Sword of Greyskull." Skeletor did still have a skull for a face, and He-Man did still wear virtually nothing other than leather briefs, a small chest plate, and a red cape.

But otherwise, for many He-Man fans, this film was a bizarre abomination. Whereas the cartoon was essentially a feudal fantasia, the live action version — re-dubbed simply Masters of the Universe — turned things into a futuristic sci-fi action-fest with laser guns and dimensional keys and soldiers in black-plastic armor that screamed Star Wars ripoff. Well over half the film was set on Earth, revolving around a lovey-dovey teenage couple (played by future Star Trek: Voyager star Robert Duncan McNeill and future Friends superstar Courteney Cox) way too old to serve as a proxy for the pre-pubescent kids who would want to see the movie. He-Man's alter-ego as Prince Adam was totally ignored, and many beloved characters from the cartoon — Orko, Cringer/Battle-Cat, Man-E-Faces, Mekaneck, Trap Jaw, Clawful — were nowhere to be seen.

The film felt so not like the He-Man cartoon series, in fact, that most fans of the cartoon today kind of pretend Masters of the Universe doesn't exist, and haven't seen it since they were kids (if at all).

I wasn't one of those kids — apparently, I enjoyed the movie's junky charms, and watched it several times on video while on family car trips. But I still hadn't seen Masters of the Universe in over a decade when I happened upon it on pay cable recently, and I have to say, it was a revelation. Because it turns out that watching Masters of the Universe with adult eyes revealed the film to be a tragic unrequited romance between He-Man and Skeletor. I'm not kidding. Let me prove it to you.

The movie opens with Skeletor having already conquered Castle Greyskull, but as he skulks into the throne room, he only has one thing — or, rather, one man — on his mind.

Ah, yes. He-Man.

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It seems that even though Skeletor is on the verge of total domination — if all goes according to plan, by the end of the day, he will be imbued with all the "powers of the universe" — there is one goal not yet within his grasp.

Well, that is a potent image, Skeletor. Seems like maybe you're a little…obsessed with He-Man?

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So who is this He-Man fellow, whom Skeletor seems determined to bring to his knees?

Oh. OK then.

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In case the point of He-Man's he-manliness wasn't already clear, this is an actual shot from his first fight scene.

I repeat: Not a still from a gay porn film.

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Nooooot interested.

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At least He-Man isn't leading them on. Poor Evil-Lyn (Meg Foster) remains steadfastly at Skeletor's side, making all of his evil schemes possible, just for the fleeting moments when he will caress her face.

But the moment she mentions He-Man…

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Skeletor ceases those sweet, sweet caresses.

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And shoves her with the hoi polloi to lead a mission back to Earth to get He-Man.

Even Evil-Lyn's close-cropped hair, over-the-top make-up, and richly deep voice isn't enough to entice Skeletor. He just wants to use her like he's always used her.

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There is only one person in the world for Skeletor.

Probably worth letting He-Man fight a bit, just to see him in action, huh Skelsy? I mean, did you see that high kick? He-Man was showing a lot of leg there, huh?

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He-Man agrees to Skeletor's terms. He still knows what this is all about.

Oh, He-Man. He's still so heroic, he's holding out hope that Skeletor can fight his internalized homophobia. It's sweet, really.

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…chains He-Man up…

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…annnnnnd has He-Man whipped in front of him.

Subtle you are not, Skeletor.

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To underline the tragedy of Skeletor's totally warped obsession with He-Man, we cut briefly back to the teenagers on Earth, tenderly holding each other while quietly, sweetly declaring their love.

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The very next shot — THE VERY NEXT SHOT — is this:

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Eventually, Skeletor is imbued with the powers of the cosmos, making him a Master of the Universe, as you do. And this is what he looks like when the process is over.

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That is one elaborate golden headdress, Skeletor. Ahem.

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Inevitably, Skeletor cannot help but reveal his true feelings.

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At long last, He-Man fights his way to the throne, and retrieves his sword, which shines so big and so bright that it temporarily blinds Skeletor.

The power, indeed.

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And when He-Man's sword finally does cross Skeletor's staff, this is what happens:

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At first the battle is electric, with the chemistry between Skeletor and He-Man radiating sparks and energy between them both.

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But He-Man's sword is ultimately more powerful than Skeletor's staff, and it shatters the elaborate and ornate armor Skeletor had built around himself.

Skeletor is back to his old, sad, unfabulous self.

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Desperate, angry, and so terribly, terribly alone, Skeletor makes one final volley against He-Man.

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It fails.

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And Skeletor plunges to his doom.

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He-Man doesn't look triumphant. He looks exhausted and sad. The universe may be saved, but now He-Man is all alone.

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Or is he?

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]]>Adam B. Varyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/masters-of-the-universe-a-tragic-gay-love-storyTue, 22 Oct 2013 15:46:44 -0400<b>The 1987 live-action feature film version of the beloved children&#39;s cartoon series had a <i>lot</i> more gay subtext than you may remember.</b>adambvarynonadultnonadultIn 1987, Cannon Films &mdash; the great, long-defunct schlock factory responsible for some of the best bad movies of the 1980s &mdash; released a live-action version of the wildly popular cartoon TV series <i>He-Man and the Masters of the Universe</i>. Starring Swedish adonis Dolph Lundgren (<i>The Expendables</i>, <i>Universal Soldier</i>, <i>Rocky IV</i>) as the virtuous and heroic He-Man and genuinely respected actor Frank Langella (<i>Robot &amp; Frank</i>, <i>Frost/Nixon</i>, <i>Dave</i>) as the villainous and power-mad Skeletor, the film did resemble the cartoon series in the basic details. It was still set on Eternia and still centered around Castle Greyskull, which was still overseen by the Sorceress &mdash; and Skeletor and his right-hand woman Evil-Lyn did still covet conquering it. He-Man did still fight alongside trusted warrior compatriots Man-at-Arms and his daughter Teela, and he did still wield the famed "Sword of Greyskull." Skeletor did still have a skull for a face, and He-Man did still wear virtually nothing other than leather briefs, a small chest plate, and a red cape.
But otherwise, for many He-Man fans, this film was a bizarre abomination. Whereas the cartoon was essentially a feudal fantasia, the live action version &mdash; re-dubbed simply <i>Masters of the Universe</i> &mdash; turned things into a futuristic sci-fi action-fest with laser guns and dimensional keys and soldiers in black-plastic armor that screamed <i>Star Wars</i> ripoff. Well over half the film was set on Earth, revolving around a lovey-dovey teenage couple (played by future <i>Star Trek: Voyager</i> star Robert Duncan McNeill and future <i>Friends</i> superstar Courteney Cox) way too old to serve as a proxy for the pre-pubescent kids who would want to see the movie. He-Man's alter-ego as Prince Adam was totally ignored, and many beloved characters from the cartoon &mdash; Orko, Cringer/Battle-Cat, Man-E-Faces, Mekaneck, Trap Jaw, Clawful &mdash; were nowhere to be seen.
The film felt so <i>not</i> like the He-Man cartoon series, in fact, that most fans of the cartoon today kind of pretend <i>Masters of the Universe</i> doesn&#39;t exist, and haven&#39;t seen it since they were kids (if at all).
I wasn&#39;t one of those kids &mdash; apparently, I enjoyed the movie&#39;s junky charms, and watched it several times on video while on family car trips. But I still hadn&#39;t seen <i>Masters of the Universe</i> in over a decade when I happened upon it on pay cable recently, and I have to say, it was a revelation. Because it turns out that watching <i>Masters of the Universe</i> with adult eyes revealed the film to be a tragic unrequited romance between He-Man and Skeletor. I&#39;m not kidding. Let me prove it to you.nonadultAh, yes. He-Man.nonadultWell, that is a potent image, Skeletor. Seems like maybe you&#39;re a little&hellip;obsessed with He-Man?nonadultOh. OK then.nonadultI repeat: <i>Not</i> a still from a gay porn film.nonadultHe-Man, you see, is totally at peace with his sexuality. (Why else would he walk around in that outfit?) What&#39;s more, he clearly knows Skeletor has the hots for him. If only Skeletor could finally admit that to himself, rather than go through all this hullaballoo just to get He-Man&#39;s attention, then maybe they could actually be happy together.nonadultNot his fellow Eternian, Teela (Chelsea Field), and not Julie, the Earth girl He-Man saves from Skeletor&#39;s minions (that would be Courteney Cox).nonadultnonadultBut the <i>moment</i> she mentions He-Man&hellip;nonadultnonadultEven Evil-Lyn&#39;s close-cropped hair, over-the-top make-up, and richly deep voice isn&#39;t enough to entice Skeletor. He just wants to use her like he&#39;s always used her.nonadultnonadultSweetie, take a hint. <i>It ain&#39;t gonna happen with Skeletor.</i>nonadultProbably worth letting He-Man fight a bit, just to see him in action, huh Skelsy? I mean, did you see that high kick? He-Man was showing a <i>lot</i> of leg there, huh?nonadultI mean, Skeletor, "return as my slave"? "Surrender your <i>sword</i>"? Can you even hear yourself?nonadultOh, He-Man. He&#39;s still so heroic, he&#39;s holding out hope that Skeletor can fight his internalized homophobia. It&#39;s sweet, really.nonadultnonadultnonadultSubtle you are not, Skeletor.nonadultnonadultnonadultMmmmmmmmm<i>hmmmmmmmmm</i>.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThe power, indeed.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultSkeletor is back to his old, sad, unfabulous self.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultWhat If Skeletor Possessed The Justice League?https://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/what-if-skeletor-possessed-the-justice-league
And Batman had to save them all? BuzzFeed got an exclusive look at DC Universe vs. Masters of the Universe No. 2 for the answer to the question you never knew you wanted to ask.

]]>Donna Dickenshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/what-if-skeletor-possessed-the-justice-leagueMon, 21 Oct 2013 11:32:13 -0400<b>And Batman had to save them all?</b> BuzzFeed got an exclusive look at <i>DC Universe vs. Masters of the Universe</i> No. 2 for the answer to the question you never knew you wanted to ask.donnadnonadult18 Questions '80s Kids Shows Left Unansweredhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/18-questions-80s-kids-shows-left-unanswered
Seriously, what was really going on between She-Ra and He-Man?

Did they ever explain the absence of Velma and Fred on The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo? Did they hook up and leave together?

Also, what happened to Flim-Flam's parents?

Why did the kids on You Can't Do That on Television keep eating at the disgusting and very unsanitary Barth's Burgery?! Every sketch revolved around them getting food poisoning.

Why didn't Megatron ever fire or kill Starscream? He was pretty open about wanting to overthrow him as of the leader of the Decepticons.

On Small Wonder, why didn't anybody suspect that something was off when the Lawson family all of sudden had a 10-year-old daughter?

Had Gargamel eaten a Smurf before? He seemed to know that they were delicious.

Who was the father of Baby Smurf? Clearly, Smurfette had to be the mother.

Also, where did all these other Smurfs come from?

Did the Muppet Babies live in an orphanage? None of them seem to have parents.

But, the biggest question of them all: WHAT DID NANNY LOOK LIKE?

]]>Brian Galindohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/18-questions-80s-kids-shows-left-unansweredMon, 30 Sep 2013 15:09:36 -0400<b>Seriously, what was really going on between She-Ra and He-Man?</b>briangalindononadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThe 14 Most Badass Toy Lines Of The ’80shttps://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/the-14-ultimate-toy-lines-of-the-80s-for-boys
This list is definitive proof that there was no better decade for toys than the ‘80s. (Note: toy lines are listed in no particular order.)

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

Made by: Mattel (1982–1988)

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is the biggest and most successful toy line of the 1980s. The toys actually debuted a full year before the cartoon series began; once the toys took off Mattel approached the animation studio Filmation about creating a series. This resulted with He-Man and the Masters of the Universe being the first cartoon ever to be based on a toy.

One interesting design feature of the line was that all the figures (except Teela and Evil-Lyn) used the same body and head mold, making it easy to manufacture them quickly.

Fun fact: Originally it was Beast Man — not Skeleltor — who was going to be He-Man's main arch rival. Also, Stratos was an evil warrior, and Mer-Man and Tri-Klops were both intended to be heroic warriors. This changed shortly before the lines release.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe commercial:

ThunderCats

Made by: LJN (1984–1987)

Following the success of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, LJN produced their own toy line based on a cartoon series, Thundercats. But unlike the He-Man toy line, each ThunderCat action figure featured an individually sculpted body, head, and accessory.

Another memorable feature of the toy line was the ability to make Lion-O's and Mumm-Ra's eyes light up through a special battery-powered key ring.

Fun fact: The action figures from the third series of figures released in 1987 are the toughest to find, with Driller & Stinger being the rarest.

Super Powers Collection commercial:

Madballs

These baseball-sized toys incorporated the gross-out humor of the very popular Garbage Pail Kids. The toys led to both a tie-in comic book and short-lived Saturday morning cartoon.

Fun fact: Starting with series 2, Madballs were made using a softer foam. The change was made following complaints from the parents of children who had been injured after being struck with the semi-hard rubber balls.

Madballs commercial:

The Real Ghostbusters

The popular toy line was based on the animated series — which of course was based on the movie.

While the line was primarily based on the cartoon, it did incorporate some elements from the films, like the Ecto-1a and Ecto-Charger from Ghostbusters II.

Also in case you were wondering, they added "Real" to the title of the cartoon and the toy line after Filmation launched their own Ghostbusters cartoon (based on a live-action '70s TV show), to capitalize off the success of the 1984 Ghostbuster movie.

Fun fact: The popularity of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles killed the toy line and the animated series.

Marvel Secret Wars commercial:

Star Wars

Made by: Kenner (1978–1986)

The release of both The Empire Strikes Back (1981) and Return of the Jedi (1983) ensured a slew of new toys and healthy sales for Star War toys during the early ‘80s.

Fun fact: Due to a decline in popularity Kenner discontinued production of the Star Wars line in 1986. But, they did originally have plans to continue the toy line with a new story titled "The Epic Continues.” However, Lucasfilms rejected the storyline and the idea was dropped.

Star Wars, Millennium Falcon commercial:

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

Made by: Hasbro (1982–1994)

Inspired by the success of Kenner’s Star Wars line, Hasbro re-launched the G.I. Joe brand as 3 3/4" action figure (he was previously 12” doll). The line came complete with play sets, vehicles, and a brand new enemy, the Cobra Organization.

The line inspired the now iconic animated series that ran from 1983-1986.

Fun fact: The line has produced well over 500 figures and over 250 vehicles and playsets.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles commercial:

Transformers, Optimus Prime and Megatron commercial:

]]>Brian Galindohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/the-14-ultimate-toy-lines-of-the-80s-for-boysThu, 11 Jul 2013 22:48:57 -0400<b>This list is definitive proof that there was no better decade for toys than the &lsquo;80s.</b> (Note: toy lines are listed in no particular order.)briangalindononadult<b>Made by:</b> Mattel (1982&ndash;1988)
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is the biggest and most successful toy line of the 1980s. The toys actually debuted a full year before the cartoon series began; once the toys took off Mattel approached the animation studio Filmation about creating a series. This resulted with <i>He-Man and the Masters of the Universe</i> being the first cartoon ever to be based on a toy.
One interesting design feature of the line was that all the figures (except Teela and Evil-Lyn) used the same body and head mold, making it easy to manufacture them quickly.
<b>Fun fact:</b> Originally it was Beast Man &mdash; not Skeleltor &mdash; who was going to be He-Man&#39;s main arch rival. Also, Stratos was an evil warrior, and Mer-Man and Tri-Klops were both intended to be heroic warriors. This changed shortly before the lines release.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> LJN (1984&ndash;1987)
Following the success of <i>He-Man and the Masters of the Universe</i>, LJN produced their own toy line based on a cartoon series, <i>Thundercats</i>. But unlike the He-Man toy line, each ThunderCat action figure featured an individually sculpted body, head, and accessory.
Another memorable feature of the toy line was the ability to make Lion-O&#39;s and Mumm-Ra&#39;s eyes light up through a special battery-powered key ring.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The action figures from the third series of figures released in 1987 are the toughest to find, with Driller &amp; Stinger being the rarest.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Kenner (1984&ndash;1986)
Based on the popular superheroes of D.C. Comics, the line was created following the success of He-Man.
The toy line also included a tie-in comic book series and direct-to-video movie.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The Super Powers line inspired Toy Biz&rsquo;s 1989 Batman toy line.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> AmToy (1985&ndash;early &lsquo;90s)
These baseball-sized toys incorporated the gross-out humor of the very popular Garbage Pail Kids. The toys led to both a tie-in comic book and short-lived Saturday morning cartoon.
<b>Fun fact:</b> Starting with series 2, Madballs were made using a softer foam. The change was made following complaints from the parents of children who had been injured after being struck with the semi-hard rubber balls.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Kenner (1986&ndash;1991)
The popular toy line was based on the animated series &mdash; which of course was based on the movie.
While the line was primarily based on the cartoon, it did incorporate some elements from the films, like the Ecto-1a and Ecto-Charger from <i>Ghostbusters II</i>.
Also in case you were wondering, they added "Real" to the title of the cartoon and the toy line after Filmation launched their own <i>Ghostbusters</i> cartoon (based on a live-action &#39;70s TV show), to capitalize off the success of the 1984 <i>Ghostbuster</i> movie.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The popularity of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles killed the toy line and the animated series.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Mattel (1984&ndash;1985)
The Secret Wars toy line was Marvel&rsquo;s answer to DC&rsquo;s Superpowers and was a tie-in to <i>Secret Wars</i> comic book series.
This marked the first time the DC and Marvel toy lines were set up as direct competition. Prior to this split, both companies licensed their characters to one manufacture, the Mego Corporation.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The toy line inspired the comic book series, according to former Marvel Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter, Mattel came to them with the idea for <i>Secret Wars</i> .nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Kenner (1978&ndash;1986)
The release of both <i>The Empire Strikes Back</i> (1981) and <i>Return of the Jedi</i> (1983) ensured a slew of new toys and healthy sales for Star War toys during the early &lsquo;80s.
<b>Fun fact:</b> Due to a decline in popularity Kenner discontinued production of the Star Wars line in 1986. But, they did originally have plans to continue the toy line with a new story titled "The Epic Continues.&rdquo; However, Lucasfilms rejected the storyline and the idea was dropped.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Hasbro (1982&ndash;1994)
Inspired by the success of Kenner&rsquo;s Star Wars line, Hasbro re-launched the G.I. Joe brand as 3 3/4" action figure (he was previously 12&rdquo; doll). The line came complete with play sets, vehicles, and a brand new enemy, the Cobra Organization.
The line inspired the now iconic animated series that ran from 1983-1986.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The line has produced well over 500 figures and over 250 vehicles and playsets.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> American Greetings (1986&ndash;early &lsquo;90s)
The popular blue furred plush doll spawned not only a short&ndash;lived cartoon, but also a very forgettable direct-to-video live-action movie.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The original nose had to be changed due to kids getting hurt while playing with it.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Tyco (1988&ndash;1990)
Dino-Riders was the ultimate toy for any kid who loved dinosaurs. It had it all: futuristic weaponry, aliens, and DINOSAURS.
The line also had a short-lived tie-in animated series.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The dinosaurs created for this line were astonishingly anatomically correct, in fact their molds were later used for the Smithsonian Institution&rsquo;s own dinosaur toy line.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Mattel (1988&ndash;1989)
Although mostly forgotten, these weird and imaginative anthropomorphic action figures represented two things we could never do &ndash; play with our food and have an epic food fight.
<b>Fun fact:</b> Unlike other toy lines in the &#39;80s, Food Fighters was not associated with a cartoon, comic book, or movie.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Kenner (1985&ndash;1988)
The toy line was an awesome mix between G.I. Joe and Transformers; It featured an elite crime fighting task force, M.A.S.K., that drove around in normal vehicles that had the ability to transform into combat, armored vehicles whenever they had to fight against their enemy V.E.N.O.M.
The line also included one of the best play sets of the &lsquo;80s, Boulder Hill.
<b>Fun fact:</b> Aside from an animated series, M.A.S.K. also had it&rsquo;s own D.C. Comic.nonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Playmates Toys Inc. (1988&ndash;1996)
The original series released in 1988, consisted of just 10 figures: the four turtles, sidekick April O&rsquo;Neil, Master Splinter, the evil Shredder, Rocksteady, Bebop, and a Foot Soldier.
The toys were an instant hit, mainly due to the hugely popular tie-in animated series.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The classic &lsquo;80s toys were the best, the line got pretty ridiculous towards the end. It included &ndash; no joke &ndash; a Star Trek crossover line.nonadultnonadultnonadult<b>Made by:</b> Habsro (1984&ndash;1990)
The most enduring toy line of the 1980s. The Transformers toy line inspired a number of tie-ins including the classic animated series, a Marvel comic book series, and a kick-ass movie (the 1986 film, not that Michael Bay shit).
The most badass toy from the line had to be Megatron, which originally transformed into a realistic Walther P-38 pistol &ndash; no way that toy could be created today.
<b>Fun fact:</b> The original Transformers came from two different Japanese toy lines, the Diaclone and Micro Change series. After Hasbro acquired the rights to sell both of them in the U.S. they combined them into one and renamed them Transformers.nonadultnonadult24 Signs You Were Obsessed With "He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe"https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-signs-you-were-obsessed-with-he-man-the-masters-of-the-un
“By the power of Grayskull… I have the power!”

This movie really makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever, but you watched it over and over again.

You knew this show was just a ripoff.

Like Dustin Diamond, you might have a had Glamour Shot with your He-Man.

]]>Brian Galindohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-signs-you-were-obsessed-with-he-man-the-masters-of-the-unMon, 24 Jun 2013 15:24:19 -0400<b>"By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!"</b>briangalindononadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultIt also made you the envy of all your friends.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultHe-Man And Friends Invade DC Universe This Fallhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/he-man-and-friends-invade-dc-universe-this-fall
Admit it, your inner 6-year-old is shrieking. This fall, your childhood dreams come true.

Written by Masters of the Universe author Keith Giffen and illustrated by Dexter Soy, the crossover starts this August. BuzzFeed spoke exclusively with Giffen via email to get the inside scoop on what to expect when Eternia clashes with Earth.

After a long hiatus, Masters of the Universe returns! What are they doing in the DC Universe?

Keith Giffen: Basically, just getting on everybody's nerves. Culture shock lives! Actually, they've come to stop Skeletor from doing to the DCU what he's always wanted to do to Eternia.

How did Skeletor even GET to Earth?

KG: That's the great thing about magic. You can do ALL kinds of convenient things with it. By the way, what makes you think Skeletor came to the DCU voluntarily?

Why do the superheroes and MotU see each other as a threat — or at least are at odds with each other?

KG: That seems to be the rule for team-ups; fight, talk, team up. I'm not saying there won't be conflict between the MOTU and the DCU characters, just that we're going to try to dodge the obvious cliches.

Whose sword wins in a fight? He-Man's or Wonder Woman's?

KG: Teela's. She's my favorite to write, so she gets the win.

]]>Donna Dickenshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/he-man-and-friends-invade-dc-universe-this-fallFri, 10 May 2013 11:07:19 -0400<b>Admit it, your inner 6-year-old is shrieking.</b> This fall, your childhood dreams come true.donnadnonadultnonadultWritten by <i>Masters of the Universe</i> author Keith Giffen and illustrated by Dexter Soy, the crossover starts this August. BuzzFeed spoke exclusively with Giffen via email to get the inside scoop on what to expect when Eternia clashes with Earth.
<b>After a long hiatus, Masters of the Universe returns! What are they doing in the DC Universe?</b>
<b>Keith Giffen:</b> Basically, just getting on everybody's nerves. Culture shock lives! Actually, they&#39;ve come to stop Skeletor from doing to the DCU what he&#39;s always wanted to do to Eternia.
<b>How did Skeletor even <i>GET</i> to Earth?</b>
<b>KG:</b> That&#39;s the great thing about magic. You can do ALL kinds of convenient things with it. By the way, what makes you think Skeletor came to the DCU voluntarily?
<b>Why do the superheroes and MotU see each other as a threat &mdash; or at least are at odds with each other?</b>
<b>KG:</b> That seems to be the rule for team-ups; fight, talk, team up. I&#39;m not saying there won&#39;t be conflict between the MOTU and the DCU characters, just that we&#39;re going to try to dodge the obvious cliches.
<b>Whose sword wins in a fight? He-Man&#39;s or Wonder Woman&#39;s?</b>
<b>KG:</b> Teela&#39;s. She&#39;s my favorite to write, so she gets the win.nonadultWhimsical Cover Of He-Man Themehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/heatednemz/he-man-theme-cover-4dbp
Advait Nemlekar has covered a slew of geek-related themes. This time, the Mumbai-based musician admits his “Masters of the Universe” medley “is a little cheesy, but this music takes me back to my childhood … I hope it does the same for tons of folks out there.”

]]>heatednemzhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/heatednemz/he-man-theme-cover-4dbpSun, 29 Jan 2012 04:29:04 -0500<b>Advait Nemlekar has covered a slew of geek-related themes.</b> This time, the Mumbai-based musician admits his "Masters of the Universe" medley "is a little cheesy, but this music takes me back to my childhood ... I hope it does the same for tons of folks out there."heatednemznonadultnonadultnonadultI Have The PowerPoint!https://www.buzzfeed.com/teenrofltoo/i-have-the-powerpoint-40vx
I like how Cringer is on Prince Adam’s coffee mug.

]]>TeenRoflToohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/teenrofltoo/i-have-the-powerpoint-40vxWed, 12 Oct 2011 19:27:09 -0400<b>I like how Cringer is on Prince Adam&#39;s coffee mug.</b>teenrofltoononadultMasters Of The Hipster Universehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/masters-of-the-hipster-universe
By the power of Grayskull! Even Eternia is not immune to this horrible fashion plague.

]]>Donna Dickenshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/masters-of-the-hipster-universeFri, 07 Oct 2011 18:27:00 -0400<b>By the power of Grayskull!</b> Even Eternia is not immune to this horrible fashion plague.donnadnonadultMasters Of The Universe Toy Display 1986https://www.buzzfeed.com/theuniblogger/masters-of-the-universe-toy-display-1986-bhd
Holy hell, I would have crapped when I was a kid if I had gotten to see this. (Via The Uniblog)
]]>The Unibloggerhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/theuniblogger/masters-of-the-universe-toy-display-1986-bhdFri, 03 Jun 2011 04:38:22 -0400Holy hell, I would have crapped when I was a kid if I had gotten to see this. (Via <a href="http://theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com/?p=5275">The Uniblog</a>)theunibloggeradultCalvin And Hobbes Masters of the Universehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/calvin-hobbes-and-the-masters-of-the-universe-8q4
I think Hobbes would make a great Battle Tiger.

]]>Mathieu S.https://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/calvin-hobbes-and-the-masters-of-the-universe-8q4Tue, 28 Sep 2010 05:46:01 -0400I think Hobbes would make a great Battle Tiger.mathieusnonadultHe-Man On An Average Dayhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/by-the-power-of-grayskull-bif

]]>Donna Dickenshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/by-the-power-of-grayskull-bifTue, 30 Mar 2010 13:59:55 -0400<b>Not every day in Eternia can be full of adventure.</b> Kiersten over at <a href="http://youfail.com/blog/?p=1719">You Fail</a> captures the mediocrity behind the scenes. Sadly, She-Ra getting her eyebrows waxed is missing.donnadnonadult
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nonadultHipster He-Manhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gminor7/hipster-he-man-4pu
So I kind of have this power, but I get it from this place. You’ve probably never heard of it, it’s called GreySkull.

]]>J.Celestinohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gminor7/hipster-he-man-4puFri, 25 Sep 2009 09:33:53 -0400So I kind of have this power, but I get it from this place. You&#39;ve probably never heard of it, it&#39;s called GreySkull.gminor7nonadult