Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition

After two surgeries the past two days to treat an aneurysm near his heart, Ron Jeremy is resting comfortably in ICU and is listed in critical condition

. Earlier this week Ron drove himself to the hospital when he was having severe chest pains and that is when the aneurysm was discovered. I don't think driving yourself to the hospital when you are having severe chest pains is really the way to go, but I'm glad everything worked out and hopefully he will be out soon. I wonder if this will finish his porn career at least as being an actor goes.

@rejected, I read that yesterday on his Wiki page when I got curious about how may movies he's made. Apparently that ability is what launched his career. If feels so strange to be talking about a career in terms of being filmed while having sex. Anyhoo, hope he pulls through.

I'm pretty sure somebody posted in the comments yesterday that Jeremy Renner, not Ron Jeremy had an aneurysm.

Good to see fellow Workaholics fans RCB!

I think the ability to give yourself a BJ is relative to dick size, obviously someone with a tiny pencil penis wouldn't get anywhere close. But Shorty Mac on the other hand, probably does it several times a day. I think I would feel a little weird licking my own dick, but I would probably try if we are being honest here.

Ron Jeremy did not have simply an aneurysm. One can live for many years with an aortic aneurysm – often undetected. It is when the wall of the aneurysm splits which is execeedingly painful – and often fatal. That's called an aortic dissection: http://abcnewsradioonline.com/entertainment-news/porn-actor-ron-jeremy-hospitalized.html

John Ritter passed away from just such an event – and a misdiagnosis at the hospital.

I met Ron around 10 years ago–one of our local adult stores (the late lamented Grand Opening…they were so much more fun than Good Vibrations, damn it!) was having a big anniversary party, and he was a special guest. Since I'd already seen the documentary on him (which was quite good), I thought I might as well meet him, so I got in line and waited…I must have had an amusing look on my face while he was signing the tits of the woman in front of me (yes, she whipped 'em out), because when it was my turn he was very sweet and gentlemanly, and only gave me a kiss on the cheek. I get the feeling he's basically a decent enough person IRL, and almost feel a little bad for him that he ended up in the porn ghetto; he wanted to be a more mainstream actor, but he's only had a few bit parts here and there, and the porn stigma is too much to overcome. And yes, I did see video once of him blowing himself (well, technically, it was just licking, but you get the idea)…

While I think of it, I HAVE to share this one: I know I mentioned Goatse some time ago (for the uninitiated: it's a photo of a man bent over and stretching his asshole open for the camera; for God's sake don't try to look it up on Google Images unless you're home & have a strong stomach), and some clever person put up a Flickr site called "First Goatse"–photos of people's reactions on seeing Goatse for the first time. Somebody apparently caught up to Ron at a porno convention or some such, and got this doozy: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/73032653/in/pool-firstgoatse/

The best thing about it is the comment below where someone suggests that Ron looks as if he's just realized that Goatse is at the end of the porn rainbow… 😉 (I also have friends in this Flickr as well; one is the redheaded woman showing her equally redheaded mom while they both laugh their asses off, and the other is the husband of the above-mentioned daughter, wearing a green shirt and clutching his chest as if he was having a massive coronary. Yes, I have lots of strange friends…)

Robin, have you ever seen the innocent Goatse pictures, Goatse tributes? I'm not sure of the name for it, but it's all these other things in life that have the Goatse pose, but aren't dirty. Like Superman pulling his button-down shirt open to reveal the "S." Hilarious!

Ron Jeremy does seem to be a pretty decent guy. I don't think I've ever seen any of his work, besides his stint on "Surreal Life." Surreal, indeed. Hope he makes a full recovery!

A tiny reason why I want him to get well soon is because I can't wait for the "Zipper Club" jokes. Maybe Larry King? He was talking to Bill Clinton and mentioned "Zipper Club" — which doesn't mean what viewers thought it did! (Zipper = heart surgery chest scar.)

Zeeky: Haven't seen that exact site, but I've seen plenty of similar things, including a 15th-century Florentine pendant that consisted of two hands gripping a ring in a manner reminiscent of our buddy Goatse…didn't know it went back that far, did you?

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