Talk about wiping away your morning blues. The mere thought of Sofia Vergara exposing her world-class rump in sheer, see-through bottoms is the kind of vision you blow off as simply not possible; the actual sight is something you blow off in an altogether different manner. Caught flashing her derriere on the set of Modern Family, the uber-hot Colombian actress showed why anybody who says women at (nearly) 40 can’t be super hot should be taken out back and summarily beaten about their lazy eyeballs.

That there is an asstastic worthy of the Greco-Roman sculptors. And the icing on the cake? When she turns around it’s super hot Sofia Vergara on the front side. Epic! Enjoy.