Acquiring a unicorn

A couple years ago I went to Vegas for a meetup with some coworkers. We worked on some projects, I triaged some bugs for their team, we saw a magic show together — the usual Vegas stuff. During our visit Mike Adams entered a new ticket into our internal tracking system noting the need for a baby unicorn to be developed on my behalf. As these sort of things go, it was of course hilarious to us all at the time.

Over time, the ticket progress included enhancement requests (wings?) and patches were encouraged, but the issue was never resolved.