lápian, samahán, katipunan; pangkat; ányayahan, pigíng: The Knight in a tsinrah Armour! (translated already into English ;).One lazy afternoon, a distraught lady who just lost her lover decided to end her life by jumping of a bridge. It took her awhile to traverse the railing, but by that time, she already attracted some crowd on the riverbank. Radio and TV stations rushed to capture the inevitable, while some decided to go closer to her to convince her not to do what ever she intended to do. And then it happened, to the horror of the crowd, she jump into the slow flowing river. Someone in the crowd shouted, somebody save her . It seems like a lifetime until somebody jump into the river, and finally rescued the lady and brought her to the river's edge. Everybody was clapping their hands as to the heroism demonstrated by the gallant man. One radio announcer who scooted next to him, ask the rescuer, what made you jump to save the lady? . The man looked around him, and finally blurted out, I didn't jumped to save her, somebody push me in!. Har, har, har. (pirates laugh)