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pretty sure bitching about the moderation isn't legal in H/A either, you can't pretend you don't know you're being a dick right now

I'm not in H/A.

maybe try to parse that sentence a couple of more times for practice and see if you can get it right

Oh you're trying to claim that bitching about moderation isn't legal here. That's odd, people do it all the time and I've only ever seen one person get infracted for it a few years ago. Particularly in chat, but also in the threads themselves. Complaining about how Obs isn't banned, how a thread isn't locked when whoever thinks it should be, how a thread did get locked when whoever doesn't think it should have, etc. In H/A the last two would be threadshitting infractions, but that isn't the case in D&D.

"But officer, the guy next to me was doing 10 miles per hour more!"

True story: I was speeding with this guy down the highway. We're both zooming in and out of car "groups" for a while. Suddenly we pass a cop car hanging out on an overpass. Cop's lights go on. Other guy slows down, I speed up.

So another call from Verizon, my mother missed work 4 days in a row again.

Your mom's job calls you when she misses work?

Yeah because she doesn't call in, and so they go to her emergency call list to see if I have any information. The last time she had a panic attack or something. The problem is I'm in washington State she's in god damned georgia. I haven't spoken with my mother in like 2 years.

pretty sure bitching about the moderation isn't legal in H/A either, you can't pretend you don't know you're being a dick right now

I'm not in H/A.

maybe try to parse that sentence a couple of more times for practice and see if you can get it right

Oh you're trying to claim that bitching about moderation isn't legal here. That's odd, people do it all the time and I've only ever seen one person get infracted for it a few years ago. Particularly in chat, but also in the threads themselves. Complaining about how Obs isn't banned, how a thread isn't locked when whoever thinks it should be, how a thread did get locked when whoever doesn't think it should have, etc. In H/A the last two would be threadshitting infractions, but that isn't the case in D&D.

"But officer, that isn't actually illegal."

Fixed. Do you need a hankie as usual? The rules say don't scream your head off, they do not say do not discuss things in the off-topic thread.

True story: I was speeding with this guy down the highway. We're both zooming in and out of car "groups" for a while. Suddenly we pass a cop car hanging out on an overpass. Cop's lights go on. Other guy slows down, I speed up.

Honestly, VC, it could just have something to do with tone. Lots of times, your apathetic or sarcastic posts come of as bellicose or snark, and people just assume that's what you mean.

its true

I even thought you were an asshole for awhile when I first came to these parts. Eventually I figured out that there's usually a pretty clear chain of logic to your posts, and you seem to rage in alternately rage or mockery when somebody is being pedantic or otherwise not debating the way you want them to (which IMO is the way they should debate, but I dunno exactly how to rephrase this to say what I mean so I hope you get that I agree with you and just think the infractions are due to reacting to silly folk and not, I guess, shaking your head and leaving the thread, or putting them on your ignore list or something.

Edit: Also, to the distinction between discussing moderation and screaming your head off. Sometimes bitching about moderation doesn't bother me, and other times I'm like "give it a rest, man, you're being a whiny 4 year old"

hey how come when other people address you just address them back but when i do you resort to patronizing and condescending comments, VC?

Because that's the tone you've set. No matter what approach I take to talking to you you've never been able to handle it, opting instead to cry and scream about every little thing and also additional imaginary things like a 3 year-old. So instead I ignore you until you decide to try to troll me again. Like now.

hey how come when other people address you just address them back but when i do you resort to patronizing and condescending comments, VC?

Because that's the tone you've set. No matter what approach I take to talking to you you've never been able to handle it, opting instead to cry and scream about every little thing and also additional imaginary things like a 3 year-old. So instead I ignore you until you decide to try to troll me again. Like now.

Disagreeing with you is not trolling you. And no, I don't set a patronizing and condescending tone and I don't use that kind of language.

I've never been jailed and that's because I don't condescend and act like a jackass.

hey how come when other people address you just address them back but when i do you resort to patronizing and condescending comments, VC?

Because that's the tone you've set. No matter what approach I take to talking to you you've never been able to handle it, opting instead to cry and scream about every little thing and also additional imaginary things like a 3 year-old. So instead I ignore you until you decide to try to troll me again. Like now.

Disagreeing with you is not trolling you. And no, I don't set a patronizing and condescending tone and I don't use that kind of language.

I've never been jailed and that's because I don't condescend and act like a jackass.

I've never been jailed but that's because I post a lot less when I have active points on my profile.

hey how come when other people address you just address them back but when i do you resort to patronizing and condescending comments, VC?

Because that's the tone you've set. No matter what approach I take to talking to you you've never been able to handle it, opting instead to cry and scream about every little thing and also additional imaginary things like a 3 year-old. So instead I ignore you until you decide to try to troll me again. Like now.

Disagreeing with you is not trolling you. And no, I don't set a patronizing and condescending tone and I don't use that kind of language.

I've never been jailed and that's because I don't condescend and act like a jackass.

I see why people say you're hilarious. Tell me about the time you fucked a gnome on top of the Eiffel Tower next. Or the time you grew wings and flew around the world curing poverty.

hey how come when other people address you just address them back but when i do you resort to patronizing and condescending comments, VC?

Because that's the tone you've set. No matter what approach I take to talking to you you've never been able to handle it, opting instead to cry and scream about every little thing and also additional imaginary things like a 3 year-old. So instead I ignore you until you decide to try to troll me again. Like now.

Disagreeing with you is not trolling you. And no, I don't set a patronizing and condescending tone and I don't use that kind of language.

I've never been jailed and that's because I don't condescend and act like a jackass.

I've never been jailed but that's because I post a lot less when I have active points on my profile.