Talk about video games, movies, music, news, and technology without wading through a thousand dumb kids and dozen exclamation points after each sentence. Try it out for a few days and remember what it's like to breathe Internet air without getting two lungs full of stupid.

for some reason i think you live in Canada. I don't know why that is. If you do or do not, you are invited to my birthday party at Casa Bonita in Lakewood, CO on March 24th of 2009. I'm not expecting a whole lot of people (maybe the 2 who actually live in the state of CO if i'm lucky), but here's hoping!