15 March 09
"Something wasn't natural about them, in addition
to the fact that they weren't natural." -Col. David LeCours,
Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife chief warden. He was
talking about the antlers bolted onto the skull of a deer by Vermont
dumbass Marcel Fournier, who will spend 10 days in jail for his abject
stupidity.

Mr. Bob Seger, In the song, 'Turn the Page', are you seriously
suggesting that some dude calling you a girl ruins your whole day,
considering that you're a major star that gets laid any time he wants?
Get over it, man.

This link will take you to my ancient ass
website that preceded this'un

04SEPT08

DEFENDANT: Kevin Cogill, dork
PROSECUTION: Guns n' Roses, Irrelevant 'band'
THE CASE: Cogill streamed the super-secret songs from 'Chinese
Democracy', an album only twelve people give a half a shit about, on his
blog, giving this crappy washed up band more attention than they could
ever garner by actually releasing their stupid album of stupid music.
He also made Slash, a total asshole, cry.
Wake up, jerk offs. He was streaming the music, not selling it,
and not providing it for download. G(eritol) n' R(ogaine) should
PAY this schlep for giving them pub. Now maybe they'll sell more than
twelve copies of their new 1988 release.
Damn, you people want to go to jail, don't you, because you sure think
every (expletive) thing should be illegal.
VERDICT: Guilty, of caring what the hell G n' R is doing.