These are not WMD!!

Remember: Bush lied about WMD. Hussein didn't have any. Everybody in the world who said he did, from Chiraq, to David Kay, Al Gore, Don Rumsfeld, and all the rest, were lying about it!

The fact that you could stick a boxcar full of stuff in a deep hole in the desert, which wouldn't be found for 100 years, must not color our judgments. Bush Lied! The fact that a handful of Botulinium toxin could kill off a whole big city, if properly applied, is not to be considered. He lied, the time period for finding WMD has passed...BZZZZZZZZTTT! Timezup! Turn in your pencils.

The Iraqi scientist is right, he buried his stuff and shipped some off to Syria just before the invasion. He had plenty of warning-time. Expect to see the stuff trickling back into circulation for some time. The intelligence world is investigating rumors that the terrorists plan on a big bio/chem attack at the Olympics. Of course, that's just chicken-talk, you know, because Bush Lied.