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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
-- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.
Me: 'I want! I want! I want! I want!'.
Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].
[0] Or words to that effect."
-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery