It’s like being almost pregnant

US Weekly has an update on The Robsten Saga: Mounting Angst Part 6, in which Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have an “intense conversation” and will “probably pick up where they left off”. Well that’s more plot than we got in all of Breaking Dawn.

So…are they almost back together?

Is that like being almost pregnant?

Evidently Pattinson just can’t get over his girl. According to US’s source, “Rob is obsessed with her”. And it’s the same with Stewart too. She won’t let go. They try to walk forward, but keep looking back. They turn their heads, but their eyes remain locked. She sighs. He sighs. So, like, basically the first Twilight movie.

Here’s Stewart on her way of LAX the other day, presumably en route to Europe to work on a new film. Pattinson, meanwhile, remains in LA shooting Map To The Stars.

Should these two find a way to reconcile, it would mean that their relationship would have to overcome youth, fame, infidelity, and all the other ordinary pressures a couple must confront. And if that’s the case, let’s just all call it now, OK, Twi-Hards?

They’ll be the Greatest Couple Of All Time, f-ck Liz and Dick, f-ck Jack & Rose, f-ck Ryan & Rachel…