I’m told Peta Murgatroyd won Dancing with the Stars last year. Now, I don’t watch the show, mainly because if I wanted to see uncoordinated famous people make a fool of themselves on the dance floor, I would just hire a camera crew to follow me to weddings and clubs and film me. But if all the dancers look like this, I just might have to make an exception. Oh, who am I kidding? As long as there are paparazzi around to catch pictures of perfectly toned dancer booties in spandex, I’ll be all set. It’s even easier than watching the show on mute and fast-forwarding through the boring parts.