I'm so sorry for betraying how American I am, but a freakin' diesel station wagon? In M sport trim?

C'mon, this is a car for guys who are, ahem, managed by females and who think all that M sport trim can wash away the fact that a diesel dies at 5000 rpm.

No so much "American" as criminally ignorant, probably compounded with a narrow-mindedness that is borderline dangerous to society-at-large. Based on your comment, though, I will never be able to explain to you why you are wrong, though you would never be able to understand it either.

All I can say is, the second a 335d M-Sport Wagon is available here, I would be more than happy to trade my 335i for it...