Vampax: Stay Close to Your Vampire Boyfriend All Month Long

Is your monthly cycle getting between you and your vampire lover? Sounds like you need Vampax — new tampon technology that promises to keep you safe while you run around the forest with your brooding bloodsucking boyfriend. Learn all about it in this Twilight parody from the people at Funny or Die. It's disgustingly funny.

It was the lip biting at the end that sealed the deal for me. :) Hilarious. Somehow, in all the years of Buffy, Angel, Underworld, True Blood, etc., I never thought about girls being on their periods with vampire boyfriends. I guess the fact that it isn't pure blood explains it away?