Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Why do you suppose captncrzy thought you were gay? Did her revelation that she was convinced you are prompt you to reconsider your sexuality? What inspired your username? Were you named after Wolverine or is that just a happy coincidence?

Originally Posted by guedita

In his defense I do remember there being an upsurge of black coworker on white coworker exlaxings in LA after Rodney King.

Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Originally Posted by Miroir Noir

Logan, you can go.

Why are you enthusiastic to do this? Are there specific confessions you are hoping to make?

I just think it would be fun. I always enjoyed doing surveys, and delving into the twisted minds of boardies has usually been quite entertaining. Besides, I'm interested to find out what odd questions you have for me.
There aren't really any confessions I am hoping to make. That's why there is a thread for that.

Originally Posted by Mugwog

How does the board affect your daily life?

Well, it's usually one of the first websites I check in the day (Misc Lounge being my favorite). Without fail, I find out on the boards which beloved celebrity has died about 3 hours before it appears on my Facebook feed or word of mouth. Also, I use the "it's raining..." threads to confirm death hoaxes or not.

Originally Posted by guedita

Logan, please share your most humorous ejaculation experience.

Hmm...It would probably be my very first ejaculation. I was 12 I think. I figured out that rubbing the bottom of my dick on the top of a slick sleeping bag I owned felt really good. Enough to cause me to orgasm. BUT, being a stupid 12 year old, I didn't really know A) what was happening, B) why did it feel so good, and C) OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING OUT OF MY PENIS. I quickly used a tissue to contain what jizz I had left. Adrenaline pumping, heart racing, mind a blur. I had no idea what the fuck happened, but I was sure to do it again. I didn't figure out how to masturbate properly until like 6 months later. I had to throw the sleeping bag away cause it was cached in jizz.

Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged

Why do you suppose captncrzy thought you were gay? Did her revelation that she was convinced you are prompt you to reconsider your sexuality? What inspired your username? Were you named after Wolverine or is that just a happy coincidence?

1. No idea. Maybe because of my friendly demeanor when I met her at Coachella this year?
2. But of course. Who wouldn't after that?
3. When I was about 14 or 15, The Beatles were my favorite band. The Chili Peppers hadn't released Stadium Shitcadium yet, so they hadn't yet tumbled down the rabbit hole of awfulness that they are in now. I was listening to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band one day, and the combination of the two bands kind of came to me. I googled the name, and it wasn't common at all, so I stuck with it. I made it my email address, and that later became my YouTube account, and I just kinda stuck with it. Do I regret it? Somewhat, since RHCP sucks now, and people on here give me shit for associating with that name at all (even in year 2012), but it's mine, and I almost hope for cross-website recognition if something I post on here or reddit or YouTube gets huge. Besides, it's easier to keep track of only one username.
4. No, but that would be fucking awesome. I am actually named after my parent's friend's children. Their kids are named Logan and Garrett. My parents debated on whether to call me Logan Garrett or Garrett Logan, but eventually settled on Logan Garrett. I was ALMOST named Sterling. That name makes my skin crawl.

Originally Posted by miscorrections

It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.

Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Originally Posted by Mugwog

Awkward boners: who gives you them?

If you mean boners that pop up at the wrong time, I'd say, thinking about Kate Upton. She may be dumb as a post, but she is smoking hot.
If you mean people that shouldn't give me boners, I would have to Robert Downey Jr. I am not gay (despite what Capn thinks), but every dude is allowed one male crush.

Originally Posted by algunz

Logan, you live somewhere I wouldn't want to. (I don't remember where.) Do you plan on staying there? If so, why? If not, what is your exit plan?

It's Edmond, OK.
Here is the deal: I am going to be a senior in college this year. Upon graduation, I plan on looking for a better job. I am going to try for a longshot job at Google (I have a connection to someone high up at Google). If I get that job, I'm getting the fuck out of Oklahoma. If not, I'll probably work full time at a better job here until I get enough money to move to Colorado. My brother lives out there, so I'd have at least some family to support me if shit hit the fan.

Originally Posted by miscorrections

It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.

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Originally Posted by guedita

Do you hold even the slightest bit of resentment that your parents were evidently too fucking lazy to come up with their own name for you?

Haha no I don't. I like my name, not many people have it. Besides, it helps people to remember my name if I say "you know, like Wolverine." Works every time. No one ever forgets my name after that. I would hate my parents if they named my Sterling like they originally planned.

Originally Posted by miscorrections

It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.

Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

When you take a shit at work, do you wait for there to be nobody in the bathroom before exiting the stall? Do you flush one of the urinals so that if someone comes in while you're washing your hands, they hear the urinal flushing and think you just peed & don't blame you for the stink you just created?

Originally Posted by guedita

In his defense I do remember there being an upsurge of black coworker on white coworker exlaxings in LA after Rodney King.