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He’s a rumor among the darkest and dangerous corners of the supernatural world. The human who whispers in blood. A demon’s nightmare wrapped in flannel shirts and a mind that moves faster than a wikipedia rabbit hole.

Don’t go to Beacon Hills, they say. Nothing’s worth it. Whatever the rumors of power in the Nemeton, the ley lines, the ancestral forests...he’ll find you.

There’s a demon who won’t leave hell anymore. Burrowed back to the seventh circle the moment his chains were broken. He, like others, tell the same story. If you’re very, very lucky, you’ll just end up dead after challenging the Beacon Hills pack. If he’s bored...well, the dark creatures know the stories. Stiles, the blodrød of Beacon Hills, doesn't give up his toys.

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“You’re an expert at the challenging, though. I have handled—personally, mind you—three double-O agents, and not one of them has been the exasperation that you so continuously prove. You don’t think. Someone who doesn’t think doesn’t deserve hot water.”

Or, the one where Q controls the universe with technology and Bond is trying to avoid complications (like falling for the voice in his head).

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Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows.