I am the hobbit that is Bobbitt. I sort of like writing, so why am I here? Well, for one, I can keep track of some of my favorite stories this way, and apparently I am good at writing funny pieces (or *cough*COMMENTARIES*cough*). I do have one story that follows most of the rules and is not supposed to be funny though. It kinda sucks though... (I see what you mean by "reporting" now LionR.)

Anyway, there is one thing I would like you all to know: I AM A FEMALE. I think it's the name that throws people off (or I hope that's what throws them off...). ALSO! I have a terrible update schedule. That's really important. So, if I don't update in forever, that just means I am busy, or I don't have inspiration to write more. I've only given up on one story (it's been deleted), and the idea of remaking it is still in the back of my mind. So there.

Want me to beta? Feel free to message me about it. I actually am pretty good at catching mistakes (if I do say so myself). But like my stories, I can't guarantee the amount of time in which I return your story to you.

If you feel like messaging me to talk about... just about anything, don't hesitate to do so. I'm actually pretty chatty, just ask LinkLuver3 or Eternal Nocturne.

Check out my deviantArt page! There is (some) story-related art, random art, and then demotivational posters.

Well, how about a bit about me then?

Well, some more I guess: I am in college, I have a really bad habit of procrastinating, I speak sarcasm fluently, and one of my hobbies is lucid dreaming. Yes, apparently that is a hobby. Lastly, my maturity level varies. I can be very immature, or I can be mature. It depends on the person.

So, I'm your normal bored, nerdy, and obsessed teen, right? Wrong. Find out what happens when Ganondorf opens a portal to the human world in my basement and I get sucked into the land of Hyrule, complete with annoying monsters and hot heros. R&R! Link/OC

AU-Chloé Kato works for Magazine Hopeless. And if she doesn't take ten sexy shots of teen hearthrob Lavi Bookman in a week, she can expect to be fired from her job. But oh well-stalking him isn't that bad! Except for the part where he's an agent.-LAVIOC-

OOT: What REALLY happened in the tower. In the midst of the epic battle between good and evil, Link and Ganondorf are distracted by a strange noise... Crack fic! Read at your own risk. Still funny, but probably forever on hiatus.

For Laguzgirl13's contest. When a jealous Ike sees Zelda kissing Meta Knight, he pulls Link into a quest to find out what's so special about the Star Warrior. The results are not quite what one would expect...

Link is running from unwanted love. Whose affections is he trying to escape? Oh, just those of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES! Completely insane. Run if you're scared. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.

Link takes part in a conversation regarding the existance of the Goddesses, the validity of old legends and the value of myths told by goatherds. Short snatch that may become part of a larger work eventually.

Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.

Friends returning home from an anime convention crash into a tree narrowly missing some moose! One of them wakes up in a strange world...The Legend of Zelda! This is a story of her journey through the game she has played many times, but first-handedly.