I hope the FAIL tag isn't for the employees, cause don't forget, that some stores will fire you on the spot if you don't give into demands from a robber. Doesn't matter if he's armed with a loaf of bread, I've seen so many stories of people who lost their jobs because they fought off a robber.

Realistically though, a pizza cutter? It's possible he sharpened the blade really well, he might have caused some really serious paper-quality cuts to the employees.

"Equal-sized"? Methinks subby only knows of pizza-cutters via sellers' descriptions on Amazon. Never in the history of pizza-wheels has a round pizza been cut into 6 or 8 equal slices without the aid of a compass, ruler, protractor, or similar tool.

Bummer man, he'll be the only sad one at the prison lunchroom on Pizza Fridays.

Subby, if they hadn't given.up the money they'd probably all have been fired for not following company policy. Unless it was one of those plastic-wheel ones. Might as well use a balloon animal to make your cuts.

Anyway, it's a fickle biatch, that pizza wheel of fortune. No matter how you slice it, she leaves us all divided.

"Equal-sized"? Methinks subby only knows of pizza-cutters via sellers' descriptions on Amazon. Never in the history of pizza-wheels has a round pizza been cut into 6 or 8 equal slices without the aid of a compass, ruler, protractor, or similar tool.

FTFA: The business of medicine too often dictates where patients are cared for

>THE BUSINESS OF MEDICINE

And there's your problem right there.

In America, everything has to be a business. Medicine, education, elder care-- things that should be about compassion and providing the best for each individual. Nope. All about the Almighty Dollar Bill!

No insurance? Turf 'im! Insured? Whoa whoa whoa, let's not be hasty, I'm sure we can handle-- er, will a band-aid do? Where do we keep those anyway? Don't use too many now, they cost money ya know.

brimed03:FTFA: The business of medicine too often dictates where patients are cared for

>THE BUSINESS OF MEDICINE

And there's your problem right there.

In America, everything has to be a business. Medicine, education, elder care-- things that should be about compassion and providing the best for each individual. Nope. All about the Almighty Dollar Bill!

No insurance? Turf 'im! Insured? Whoa whoa whoa, let's not be hasty, I'm sure we can handle-- er, will a band-aid do? Where do we keep those anyway? Don't use too many now, they cost money ya know.

brimed03:Oh, and: pick it up, tilt it to let the excess grease run off, then fold it down the middle lengthwise and eat. Ya savages.

/patting the grease off with several napkins is also permitted... barely.

Why would you want to lose out on the flavor juice? When a slice is folded, "excess" oil (if it can be so called) will run down the seam and you lose a few drops - the culinary equivalent of pouring out a 40 for your homies.

No napkins needed, no fear of lipids, minor loss of pizza mass between plate and gullet.