In the latest of the "Closet Confessions" series, Bluefly.com gets to go inside Joan's (and daughter Melissa's) closet to see what kind of designer duds they're storing away. My favorite part? When Joan confesses she'd only wear jeans "to go swimming!" And there are loads more of her side-splitting witticisms--check out the video now:

Pretty hilarious, huh? Do you and your mother share any clothes, or do you have a Joan and Melissa thing going on, where your styles are just too different? Do you raid her closet? Does she raid yours? Share!