28.6.07

Hobo: I don't get why only boys are writing in to my Honesty Box (on facebook).eM: Someone wrote in thinking that I'm pretentious and that I'm actually a lot smarter than I let on.........was it you?Hobo: No. Was it a girl? It's pink for a girl.eM: How original. Yes it's a girl. They're all girls!Hobo: It wasn't me. (It's all me actually hahaha) Anyway so someone wrote in saying I love your tits and the personality that comes with them.

*community chuckle*

Hobo: I know who it is, we have a rather frank and open dialogue between us.eM: You do? Only girls write in to me....there's another one it goes blah blah blah blah.Hobo: That was me. So I figure this means I'm the personalititty.eM: Personalititty? Can I use it?Hobo: Them? No. It? No.

2.6.07

Chitgo: check out pics of my newly decked up room from my blogeM: i did i did!!!very nice :)you star decorator, youChitgo: :)so i know the likes of u need personal invitation:)invitationsanytime ur tired after work/or not:)just swing byeM: listen, one thing i have learnt from this cityis ALWAYS wait for an invitationat the risk of being a pile on :)but, i would love to come and check it outtomorrow, yes?Chitgo: :) well honestly the rest of the flat isnt that done up:)eM: awwwwwwwware you retracting invite already?Chitgo: hahahNO!tomorrow it is!what time?eM: i don't know?sevenish?Chitgo: 8:30?eM: ufffChitgo: aiiee..baba i wont be home 7ishheM: WHY do you want to make me sit at work for so long?Chitgo: hahahahaha:)ok. can we play it by ear then? cos i might be working in late tomorroweM: grahokay, fineChitgo: u get angry with me so fast:)eM: only for you will i play it by ear:)Chitgo: thank ui know u hate playing it by that appendagebut still.eM: i'm a planner!!it's my role in the universeChitgo: so am i!to plan?what a roleeM: rubbishChitgo: its my role to be coolit was in my janampatrieM: you are not a real plannerhahahahaChitgo: i am not the quintissential planneras u might beeM: modesty was clearly overlookedChitgo: oh absolutelywe couldnt have it all:)eM: i now am extremely modestbesides being fabulouslike complete package typeChitgo: yesalmost like mehahahahhaakiddign kiddingwe bask in the rays of your fabulous personagebasking i sayeM: we allow basking, graciouslyit's a hard lifebut someone has to do itChitgo: such generous soulsi dont allow basking. its bad for my coolethand i have a cold now btwwe didnt accidentally make out that night did we? cos nothing else explains this sudden under weather feeling:Pdamn u eM, the germs are upon meeM: i don't THINK we made out :)Chitgo: hahahahaeM: but i can never be sure these daysChitgo: hHahahalolshut up, silly girleM: if it makes you feel any better, one flatmate has also been strickenstruck evenChitgo: damnu are the plagueeM: i am NOTjust coz i'm hot people want to be close to meChitgo: ahahahahahaeM: what can i doChitgo: yes. hot with DISEASEeM: oh, stop l,aughing :Pmost insultingChitgo: ur funnyeM: hmph!Chitgo: no no ! so quickly she gets grumpyeM: i'll have you know SOME people think i am fairly attractive :Poh i'm not angry!!just banteringChitgo: dude, did i ever deny that?eM: i am a bantererChitgo: ur just fishing for compliments nowwhich ive more than supplied u with :PeM: me? fish for compliments?NEVAHChitgo: hahhaha:)eM: besides, i don't fishi whale, baby(winky type face thing here)Chitgo: i whale?eM: as in whale= bigger than fishFOCUS:)Chitgo: hahahahah BAD jokebut taken in good spiriteM: tequila one hopes(that one made even me cringe)Chitgo: aargheM: i am FULL of bad jokes today:)also in good moodwhich is excellentsun is shining lalalalalaChitgo: :) i love good mood type peopleweather is good..make u wanna move...bob marley - sun is shining remix ruleseM: have not heardgood?Chitgo: yeahvery oldbut very catchy dancy numbereM: i want o have parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeand dress prettiltprettily, i meanChitgo: hahahahaeM: and have people come over and tell me they love me:)Chitgo: :)so have party na!eM: i love hostessingi vill, i villChitgo: i have 2 parties coming up in novembereM: on october the 28th2??Chitgo: birthday and house warming in gurgaoneM: whyfor two?ohhhhhhhhwhich one am i invited to?Chitgo: both moronoctober 28th?occasion?eM: halloween!!Chitgo: hahhaeM: which is on 31stChitgo: with theme and all??eM: which is a tuesdayChitgo: oh okeM: but naturellement, cherietheme is essentialChitgo: sacre bleueM: no costume=no entryChitgo: god damn. can i wear a batman t-shirt?eM: noooooooooooooChitgo: ill stand outside your house and have my own partythe 'too cool' for theme type people will join mewhich will be all of 1 person- meeM: :)you CAN'Tyou’re my JUNIORChitgo: hahahahahahahahahahaeM: i order youChitgo: for all eternity:)eM: :)being a junior doesn't just go away you knowtsk, i am surprised at your attitude young manstand tall, be proud!! :)Chitgo: hahahai do:)whats not to be proud of?have u seen me:P:)eM: ahhhhhh, this is truefine upstanding citzenetc :)Chitgo: strapping young ladas they sayeM: doesn't return phone callsChitgo: with a hint of mischiefSHhhhhhhhheM: but still, somewhat fineChitgo: i am never going to hear the end of that am i ?eM: no, actually :)Chitgo: damneM: it's RUDE not to call your friends back!!RUDE i tell youruderuderuderuderudeokay finedon't go away!we still like you!:)Chitgo: we ?suddenly ur a group?eM: my multiple personalitiesand iof course i'm a group!Chitgo: god damneM: i'm a whole CITYChitgo: groupie does not equal group eMhahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahasorry, i crack myself upyou're a whole CITY?eM: now THAT was a bad jokeya dudeChitgo: hahahaeM: eM landit's a wonderful placeChitgo: listen, it was almost jayt leno compared to WHALEeM: when one compares oneself to jay leno, one knows ones humour is not, shall we say, exactly funnyChitgo: u dont think jay leno is funny?eM: noooooooooooooooooooohe is strangeChitgo: then we disagree mon ami, for along with dave chappell, conan o brien and russell peters, jay leno is godeM: dave chappel, yesconan o' brien, welllllll, okayelen degneres is also goodbut jay leno? you can do so so so much betterChitgo: no way...the guy has had some awesome momentsand his semi-italian roots ruleanyway....eM: anyway.:)so friday! boss has given me a bottle of port wine!small bottle, but bottlecome and partake?