Thursday, August 31, 2006

Psychotherapy Hotline

Sara found this and sent it to me:) It is from my friend (Neurotic Mom) and since she used my joke, I thought I should use hers! Welcome to the Psychotherapy Hotline. If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press 1, as many times as you like. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid or delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are depressed, it doesn't really matter which number you press. Probably no one will answer anyway. Sincerely, Neurotic Mom