me: Examine boys.
game: No way dude, no way.
me: alright, I see how that can be miscronstued.
me: pray.
game: praying doesn't work, you might need to try something more extreme.
Me: pray harder.
Game: no way dude, no way.
Me: ?

Something I would like to see in a future update is a bestiary, something to let us see enemy stats and maybe even elemental weaknesses. Love the game though. Well made, and I got a trophy without doing anything! 5/5

This must be the most UNSAFE kingdom ever. Flying bombs, guards sleeping on the job, cake towers falling every two hours. How are these people not running around screaming and knocking over the cakes, throwing each other out of catapults.

Also, that has to be a huge treadmill. And how do the spike balls not lodge in the dinosaurs feet? I DEMAND realism from this fictional entertainment medium depicting a dinosaur on a treadmill with confetti and hats. I DEMAND IT.

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