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The General Public is a secret terrorist organization that has killed more people than all the other terrorist organizations combined. It is very dangerous because its weaponry is as advanced as the latest high-tech gadgets developed by the United States government. Spies from The General Public are everywhere. It is very possible that one of your closest friends could actually be a General Public agent.

Just over 6 billion people are members of The General Public, and that number just keeps on increasing. Many efforts have been made to decrease this number, but none have been successful, such as birth control and partial birth abortion.

Many organizations have been founded to combat The General Public, but Al-Qaeda has been the most prominent. Al-Qaeda, whose name means "tranquility" in Arabic, operates mainly in the Middle East. It has made many successful stands against the evils of The General Public, and that has caused The General Public to take precautions when dealing with it. However, Al-Qaeda has recently become ineffective due to the lack of funds from the United States and other government

Many people speculate that the beloved President of the United States is a member of The General Public. This has yet to be proven. However, it is known as a fact that former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is an alleged former member of The General Public.