Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged Monday night, and if you’re a rational person with even the slightest knowledge of Kim, you’d assume there’s going to be a prenup to protect at least some of his money from the most highly successful and obvious gold dig of our generation. And you’d be wrong. Via…

Kanye West looks like he’s at a funeral every time he has to walk into another paparazzi trap set up by Kim Kardashian, so clearly that means he’s a homosexual who fucks men in the anus, is what she’s starting to think now. InTouch Weekly via Gossip Cop: