Or … How to Increase Business at Your Bar with the DAR Daughters and a Six Shooter.

The pop photographer Richard Avedon created “The Generals of the Daughters of the American Revolution,” which depicted officials of the DAR formally dressed in full regalia. He exhibited it at an art show in 1970, and then gifted the colossal ladies’ portrait to his favorite bar in South Minneapolis, the Black Forest Inn. There it hung grandly, covering the entire wall of the back bar, until one wild day in 1986, when bar regular, Ellis Nelson, sauntered into the place, pulled his six shooter and took aim. Ellis did not shoot a woman in the back, however sorely tempted, as Minnesota cowboys do have their principles. No, he aimed straight for the eyeball of one demurely standing woman and the chest of another, and he didn’t miss. Notching the barrel of his pistol, he explained: “That photo always bugged the hell out of me.”

The moral of this story is that DAR ladies should not allow their portraits to be displayed at places of ill repute, such as the back bar of the Black Forest Inn, where they risk the unfortunate fate of this innocent DAR lady (PICTURE) immortalized in Richard Avedon’s pop portrait of “The Generals of the Daughters of the American Revolution.” The DAR lady’s portrait now serves to attract bar hoppers and other curiosity seekers to the Black Forest Inn where they ask to finger the bullet hole in her head.

Richard Avedon’s black and white photograph was taken at the 1963 NSDAR Convention, at the Mayflower Hotel, in Washington D.C. The original “without gunshots” portrait may be seen HERE and there is more information about the shooting at The Rake, November 2004.

“I have been a-changing for thirty-five years. There is no candidate more experienced than I – if it’s change you peons are a-wanting.”

I Am Hillary – Hear Me Shriek!

“Wait a minute now, wait a minute. … I want to MAKE change, but I’ve already MADE change. I will continue to make change. I’m not just running on a promise of change. I’m running on thirty-five years of change.”

I am the most changed candidate in American history. If you want change – vote for the candidate who has proven to have already made the most changes – ME. “

You peons need “somebody who can deliver change.” Well — “look at the changes I’ve already made!” I will continue to change, as I am as always, for thirty-five years, an agent of change.

According to the Republicans of Iowa, what this country needs is a Pope – President, and Mike Huckabee is their choice. Pope – President Huckabee promises to righteously rule the soon to be Theocracy of the United States of America, where he will fearlessly separate the Christians from the non-Christians, and never the twain shall meet. Fall in line children, and give up your worshipping of false gods, or else reap the wrath of the true God of the Pope – President.

Praise the Lord for the Good Republicans of Iowa Who Self-Righteously Know What Is Good For the Rest of the Nation.

2005 to date, by Kerfuffles.
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