Title: Family Therapy Cullen StyleAuthor: vjgmRating: TSummary: Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling...who will survive? Why you should read it: It is hilarious, and will make you LOL non-stop, what with Jasper going insanely Confederate, Edward getting kissed by Emmett, and Alice going through withdrawl from lack of shopping.Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3883938/1/Family_Therapy_Cullen_Style

Title:The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE!Author:LindaRooRating:TSummary:Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?Why you should read it:Because LindaRoo is an extremly funny and talented writer and is always good for some laughs.Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3417322/1/The_Wild_and_Wacky_Adventures_of_Edward_in_PE

And finally for some smut...

Title:James and BellaAuthor:three.hillsRating:MSummary:Bella and James in the ballet studio, with lemons? Edward's reaction? Warning: this is a very intense fic. There is some violence and it is a bit dark.Why you should read it:three.hills is an accomplished SMUT writer, and it makes you look at James in a way you never thought you would. (BE WARNED IT CONTAINS VERY GRAPHIC BELLAxJAMES LEMONS)Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4275507/1/James_and_Bella

This story is a must read!! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4503737/1/Forever_NightTitle: Forever NightAuthor: Diggory BlackRating: TSummary: How did Garrett become the man he was in "Breaking Dawn"? This is my version of his story. Not Spike from Buffy/Angel related, but Spike and Angelus are my muse. Not a Kate/Garrett story until I finish. I don't own any familiar Meyer characters, obviouslyWhy you should read it: It is about Garrett! What more could you want? It includes well thought out stories of Garrett and all his adventures. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1675887/Diggory_Black

Title: The Puppet Master Author: Glitch in the SystemLink: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4153089/1/The_Puppet_MasterSummary: What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Cammy knows.Why You Should Read It: Because I said so. XP And because you can relate more with the main character than you could with Bella. This story's pretty much Twilight behind-the-scenes.

It's so creative that you'd think 'I would've never guessed something like that!' Trust me, drink water every time you say this, and by the 20th chapter, you'd probably drown in your own spit.