becuase it massively increases my likelihood of death by horrible injury
I don't want to wimp out with cancer or heart disease or any of those other pussy fatalities.
(Grrrmachinehad fun once. It was awful., Mon 21 May 2012, 16:41,
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I'd much rather have a something that looks like a shit heap but accelerates very well.
And is as small as possible.So there.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:51,
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