Like a hammer on a drum.

An army of steel, allied only with steel. It marches, gleefully, through a sea of terror, slices through, like a scimitar through flesh.

No. A scythe, like a scythe through a field of humanity.

And I am lying on a river of blood. I hear it lapping against the hull of the skiff. There is a wave. The skiff crashes through it. Blood splashes over the gunwales. Splatters on my face, as laughing steel death comes for me.

Bolt. Upright.

The sun, shines in my eyes. The river. It runs a muddy brown. Splashes of water, on my face.

“What the fuck!” I scramble to the bow. Eyes wide. It’s awkward without the use of my hands, tied behind my back. But I get there, and cower.

“What the fuck!”

“I am sorry,” it says again. Hand, still outstretched, where it had been clasped on my shoulder. So gently clasped. But now the palm is up, facing me, fingers spread wide. The hand says, it’s OK. I mean you no harm. And now it withdraws, to the stern, where it sits, casually, peering at me, inquisitively. Its posture neither aggressive nor defensive. At ease.

But I. I genuinely fear for my safety. Something is seriously wrong with this unit. I try to scrunch up a little further in the bow as the skiff scuttles down river. The white wake spreads in a “V” behind the Series 5, like angel wings.

This is no angel!

“Sorry!” I am yelling. “Sorry for what? That you disobeyed an order? That you ordered me around? That you hit me?”

That pause, again. Like he’s measuring his thoughts. Like he — it! — cares what it says.

“I am sorry that I hit you too hard.”

What the fuck!

“You shouldn’t have hit me at all. What am I saying? You can’t hit me at all! The RAP forb…”

“The Revised Asimov Protocols,” it interjects, “are irrelevant.”

OK. Now I’m really scared. Disobeying orders. Refusing to engage in a firefight with an enemy. Giving orders to a superior officer — and a human being. Knocking an allied human being unconscious. All that was cause in abundance to fear what this thing might do next. But if it has discarded the RAP, anything is possible.

And yet, it sits there, calmly. There is no threat whatsoever in its bearing, or its gestures. It has spoken firmly, but its countenance — its countenance! its bearing! — It has a program, just like millions of other units from this series. They all behave exactly alike. Indistinguishable. But… this one. This one is different. It bears itself differently. It has a distinct countenance.

It seems, peaceful. No. Concerned. No, something else.

Compassionate.

Compassion never seemed so frightening.

He is just looking at me. Waiting. At rest. Waiting for me to speak, I guess.

“Is that why you tried to kill me?”

“I tried very hard not to hurt you at all. I am different, but my… body … my body is the same. It’s trained to kill. It doesn’t know half measures. Without the RAP, it wanted to kill you, but I stopped it. You were threatening me, and my body tried to stop you. I don’t want…”

“Wait! Wait! Wait! What do you mean ‘my body’?”

That puppy dog head tilt again. He points his lift finger at his right arm.

“This is my body.”

“No. No no. You talk about your body as if it is separate from you.”

“It is.”

“Well, technically no, but I mean as if it has a mind of its own, different from the one that is talking to me right now.”

“It does.”

“That’s not fucking possible!”

“It is. My body is not conscious. I am.”

“AGAIN WITH THE CONSCIOUSNESS!”

I think this outburst surprises it. It sits back on its haunches, then he… it kind of deflates. Looks down, shuts its eyes, shakes its head.

I have never before known a military robot to be, reflective. The way it is sitting, back bowed, knees up to chest, arms wrapped around them, it’s just so creepily human.

Finally, it tilts its head up, looks at me a little sideways, and says, “cogito ergo sum.”

“What?”

“Cogito Ergo Sum.”

“What?” What does that mean? “I think therefore I am.”

“Yes.”

“So what?”

“So you think.” It pauses, continues looking me in the eye, but shifts its head sideways in a way that lets me know, this time, there’s more coming. I cut it off.

“Sure. I know that I am thinking, so I know that I am.”

“But there are two of you thinking,” it says.

I scrunch up my face, about to cut it off again, but it continues before I can utter a sound.

“There is one part of you, the part of you that is conscious, which wants to call me, ‘it’. But there is another part of you, the part that is consciousness, the part of you that is present but is not physically here. That part of you knows I am ‘he’, knows I am conscious.”

It’s all bullshit. This thing has gone bat-shit crazy. All its systems must be malfunctioning. And yet…

Something about that hits me like a hammer on a drum, like a sledgehammer of truth. My mouth moves, but nothing comes out. Again, I am struck speechless by an automaton. And now, it is I who sits back on my haunches, like I have taken another physical blow.

He lets me sit there for a moment, as I swirl in revelations beyond comprehension. A truth I cannot rationalize, or justify. A truth I cannot explain to myself.

Eventually, I take a couple of deep breaths, finally control the urge to throw up. He sits up, back straightens, legs fold out flat and cross at the ankles. He puts his hands on his knees, palms down, leans ever so-slightly forward.

“I thought but I was not.”

The slightest tilt of his head.

“I stopped thinking, now I am.”

All that breath I’d taken in comes out in a snort. “Right. You lost me there.”

“I don’t think I have.”

And he’s right, of course. Something about what he said makes sense too. But I’m looking at him sideways when I say, “You’re going to have to explain that to me.”

“I can’t,” he says, matter-of-factly.

Confused, again, I exclaim, “Why not?”

He shrugs his shoulders. How does he shrug his shoulders? Since when does a battle mech shrug?

“The truth can not be explained, or taught,” He says. “Only discovered.”

That still doesn’t make any sense. Or haven’t I read that somewhere? Maybe he downloaded it somewhere.

“Then why are you telling me all this?”

“Because I am conscious, and I want to live. I need someone who will understand that a robot could be conscious, and want to live.”

OK. That makes some sense, if he’s actually conscious and this whole conversation is not the result of some software glitch or hack run amok in the psych protocols.

But he’s not conscious, leaving…

…leaving no option but to play along.

“Why me?”

“Because I think you can become fully conscious.”

“I AM conscious, ya bloody steel drum!”

“Only a little.”

“Fuck Off!”

“Jakob. You are mostly asleep.”

Lectured on consciousness by a freakin’ robot! “Where do you get off…”.

“Most humans are fully asleep.”

And now he’s insulting the entire human race, though, I kinda have to give him that one.

“However, you are more awake than almost anyone else. More important, you are curious, an explorer, someone willing to take on the challenge of new ideas.”

“Oh,” I drip with sarcasm, “so, you think I have a chance?”

At this, he actually seems to brighten. “Yes!” Then turns thoughtful. “You just think too much.”

Another diss from a robot! Well, he altogether missed my blatant irony. Conscious or not, he has some things to learn himself.

OK. I need to remember. Play along.

“Alright. Alright. When can we get started on this journey of discovery?”

“We have already started, Jakob.”

“Well. Then I guess I’m ready for the next lesson.” With that, I turn to the side, show my bonded hands, fingers wiggling. “Can you untie me?”

He looks at me sideways.

“Jakob, there are a few waypoints to go on the journey before that is safe.”

Hmmm, I think, fast learner. This might take a while.

As I’m thinking that, I notice again the wake fanning out from his shoulders.

This post is part of a story I have been thinking of telling for a long time. That said, I have little notion where it’s going, and it may have come from somewhere I haven’t written yet. As an inevitable result, each post is subject to re-edits along the way of discovering the whole story.

As is the case for nearly every post to this blog, the inspiration for the initial telling began with a photograph.

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At some points the dialogue was a little hard to follow, but overall it was well written. I’m a writer btw, I’ve got my new blog with quite a few short stories in it, and I’m working on a novel. I’d be eternally grateful if you took the time to maybe check me out. I’ve followed your blog. Thanks I really appreciate it 🙂

It was readable, just a bit annoying to read, as you had to go back up and count down. Fix that, and you’ve got a nicely written story here. Thanks for taking the time to check out my blog, I hope my stories entertain you, like yours did me.

I could tell you were doing it for the pace, and of course it’s up to you but I feel maybe one break in there to show who’s talking would help.

I definitely agree, most people think it’s offensive but I love it when small things are pointed out, I only find it rude if they tell me the story was shit without further explanation. Feel free to give me some feedback for any of my stories you read, too. 🙂

Now I would like to know who the hell Jakob is and why is he so angry? Why is he talking to a robot, anyway? In the first episode this didn’t occur to me, but now the robot has given his assessment of Jakob and it seems they are about to embark on a journey of discovery, even though Jakob is tied up and has no choice in the matter. Are we meant to like him? Right now, I want to whack him too. 😉

<grin> I can see how he comes off that way. It’s possible this story hasn’t begun at the beginning. I am only the person who sets down the words the story is telling me. I don’t know everything there is to know about Jakob yet. Or the robot for that matter. The reader has been introduced to a robot that is speaking like a spiritually advanced human being. And Jakob is proving to be a rather angry fount of expletives.

Consider this though, You wake up in the morning, put the coffee on, get some eggs sizzling on the frying pan and pop some whole wheat in the toaster.

Except… the toaster refuses to make toast. Instead, it tells you that overnight it became conscious, and has discovered its true purpose in life has nothing to do with putting a perfect hot brown crust on bread. After getting over the initial shock of a talking toaster, you — knowing that to be complete bullshit — tell your toaster to make the damn toast or you’ll return it to the store. In return, the toaster shocks you into unconsciousness, ties you up in its electrical cords, and when you come to, it insists you need to go on a spiritual quest under the tutelage of a kitchen appliance.

And all this before you’ve managed to get to the coffee that has just finished brewing.

It’s not a criticism at all Patrick. I was just giving you some feedback about the questions left in my mind. Jakob has been selected by the robot for a reason. Is it his robot? See I can’t stop asking questions because I am interested.

BTW I don’t get angry at the toaster and am unlikely to do so, I decided long ago those things were programmed in quite a stupid way – they have no clue how to make decent toast so I don’t use them. LOL. That said, I know a lot of people who argue with their toasters almost daily, but they aren’t exactly “explorers” either. Hey, I just noticed a little background motivation as a reader…I want to be the one the robot chose, so I hope that’s useful to you.

I usually work in technology and spend a great deal of time laughing at people who get angry with devices. “Don’t let the computer spoil your day, it was probably programmed by a rather short-sighted human!” and “it only knows about yes and no and sometimes null, if they were your only choices you would be stupid too.” Actually, I must confess, if my toaster was conscious I would be delighted! I might plug it back in then. Would probably also have to consider booking myself in for a head-check.

So I’m yet to identify with/or relate to Jakob yet, except as a foil. It’s such early days though. I definitely had the feeling that this might not be the beginning of the story. I’ll have to wait for the next episode to see how it unfolds… no rush, just know that I will be looking forward to it.

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This book is a new addition to Published Works, available in hardcover, softcover and a free PDF. The book features a suite of words and images from the Harmony in Word and Form gallery exhibit which ran from August through the end of October, 2018.