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In case those haters on ESPN didn't tell you, Gary Sheffield had the game of his life last night, driving home 10 runs on five — count 'em, five — homers. Of course, such an outburst probably shouldn't have surprised us. Turns out, Sheffield is leading the Mets in dingers. He's also hitting .277 and is 40-years-young.

OK, you caught me. One of the above statements isn't true. Bet you can't guess which one!

If you chose the first, well, you win. Shucks.

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Good Saturday morning, and sorry for the late start. It's going to be one of those days, so send in your best to ben@deadspin.com, and let's make it a thriller.