Girl, please.

Kris Jenner popped up on an Australian radio show this morning and gamely dealt with the only question that matters regarding last month's Kimye wedding extravaganza: What's the deal with Beyoncé's no-show? Well, sort of. Kris says, you see, that Beyoncé's presence "was the last thing on anyone's mind." If you'd been there, she added, you'd have known that. Right now Beyoncé's all like:

Because, really, it's too much. Kris continued to say, "[T]here was so much commotion and excitement, I never really gave that a second thought." This is clearly untrue for a whole host of reasons, including because it's Beyoncé, duh, and also because you need to have an accurate count of the guests at your daughter's wedding so you don't have to pay the caterers for food no one's going to eat.