A wee while ago I did a post about Kid Sister’s “Pro Nails” track, which – like most things these days – featured Kanye West. Her latest appearance is on a track called “Beeper” by some slightly sinister-sounding people called The Count & Sinden. Nails and beepers – it’s fair to say Kid Sister only puts her name to songs that tackle the big issues. Do people even have beepers anymore, anyway?
Whatevra, “Beeper” is a ramalanga ding-dong rave-up hip-hop mash-up, and is so bloody hopped up on something or other that, on first listen, you may suspect your drink has been spiked. With the stuff they put in glo-sticks.
Check the quite excitable video after the beep.

I imagine that if you were to hear this in your local discotheque you would either a) have a very nice little dance, or b) get several hundred elbows in your face as everyone else goes batso. Maybe both. Either scenario will at least remind you that you’re ALIVE, goddammit.