Fun, Puzzles, Travel

The following are a number of puzzles presented for your entertainment.
Feel free to submit any puzzles that you think are interesting,
my email address can be found here.
If appropriate I will include them here.
The main requirement for any puzzles listed here is they should not
require any advanced mathematical skills. If you find yourself
writing equations for any of the puzzles you are probably approaching
it the wrong way. (There are only a couple of exceptions below)
The puzzles below are approximately in order of increased difficulty
although it is only my own personal impression.
To answer your next question, no, answers are not provided
to most of the problems.
The whole point of a good puzzle is for it to prey on your mind
until you solve it.
If you are REALLY desperate I will reveal answers if you
beg or for a small inducement (eg: beer, chocolates, postcard).

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips

Shit Happens

Taoism
Confucianism
Buddhism
Zen-Buddhism
Hinduism
Islam

Shit Happens.
Confucius say, "Shit Happens".
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
What is the sound of shit happening?
This shit happened before.
If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Catholicism
Judaism
New Age
Atheist
Rastafarian

Let shit happen to someone else.
If shit happens, you deserved it.
Why does shit always happen to us?
A firm shit does not happen to me.
I don't believe this shit.
Let's roll that shit up and smoke it.

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world
is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding
on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Auckland Albert Park Air Raid Shelters.
These pages illustrate an interesting feature of Auckland history, unknown to
many Aucklanders there is a maze of tunnels under a central city park,
namely Albert Park. The original maps of the tunnels (1942) are presented
at user selectable scales and with links to contemporary features.

Politicians are like nappies. They should be changed regularly and for the same
reason. Patrick Murray