There's nothing sadder than a man who's madder about jokes of the bladder. What does it even matter? It's not like I'm stealing your ladder, maybe if you focus less on puns and more on life you'll be less fatter. But then again we all spend time on the fapper!

What's with all these puns and rhyme. I don't have enough time. To think of good puns or a good rhyme. Lead the chorus organ player! (I did warn you about my lack of thinking time - I could use a new brain).