Thank God for Voldemort Cat, he’s really the only thing that gets me excited about posting Harry Potter stuff. Nothing against Harry Potter or people who like Harry Potter (as long as they’re not some private school quidditch assholes) — unlike Twilight, I can at least recognize that it’s well written and wildly inventive — I’m just too far out of it at this point. Anyway, below you can watch the trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, which opens July 15th. Will Harry finally sneak snape into Hermione’s bumblesnatch? Will the guy who gets to have sex with Emma Watson shout “Three points for Gryffindor!” at the point of orgasm? Find out below! Maybe!