Iceland served with ASBO & banned from North Atlantic for 5 years

The 'ongoing nuisance' Iceland has inflicted on its European neighbours must end immediately, under the terms of an ASBO issued this morning. The island has been banned from the North Atlantic for 5 years, and will be sent to prison on the moon if it doesn't comply.

Manchester crown court heard how the tiny tearaway was continuing to cover its neighbours in ash, and refusing to pay fines for previous financial crimes.

'Europe doesn't hate you because you're descended from marauding thieving rapists, it hates you because you're a bloody nuisance,' said the judge in his damning reprimand of country previously famous only for its totty and overpriced bizarre holidays.

Britain welcomed the move, saying it was 'completely sick of Vikings', and was struggling to be nice to the Scandinavia family homeland after its young offspring had caused so much trouble.