Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.2. There is no theory of evolution. Only creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.3. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.4. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.5. Chuck NorrisÃ¢Â€Â™ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

1 you may stay up all night waiting for santa, but santa satys up waiting for Chuck Norris2 the ytried to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore but the granite wasnt rough enough for his beard3 when Chuck Norris was born he had a full beard and when the doctor tried to spank him he got round house kicked4 By the time Chuhck Norris was two roundhouse kicks went up 700%

anyone got any chuck norris vs (star wars character) ideas?

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