Famous Quotes

We have been collecting famous quotes and famous sayings for many years and we have been putting them out on the internet since 1993 or maybe a bit before that.
The first place we put them was among the first one hundred registered .com domains and that was almost the first thing that went out there after "Hello World!"
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Maybe I should start a support group. After all, the Sarah Marshalls of the world have rights too. Not all of us suck.
– Sarah Marshall

And someone should have considered the feelings of those Sarah Marshalls who really do look fat in their jeans
– Sarah Marshall

I’ve always wanted my name in lights—even if it’s the name I’m only called by credit card customer-service reps.
– Sarah Marshall

… the thrill of seeing my name in lights is gone. Now, everywhere I go, I see signs that say things like “You suck Sarah Marshall,” “I’m so over you Sarah Marshall,” “You do look fat in those jeans Sarah Marshall” and

“My mom always hated you Sarah Marshall.”
– Sarah Marshall

Sally Marshall ( Sarah Marshall ) is a freelance writer living in Manhattan.

Where upon the father thought, “well, my son’s been to college, he reads the papers and he listens to the radio, and he ought to know.”

So the father cut down on his meat and bun orders, took down his advertising signs, and no longer bothered to stand out on the highway to sell his hot dogs.

And his hot dog sales fell almost overnight.

“You’re right, son” the father said to the boy.

“We certainly are in the middle of a great depression.”

This is posted widely across the Internet with various changes to make it apply to different topics such as “Advertising Does Not Work” and none of these citations has a reference to the original author. If anyone knows where this first was written, please let us know by commenting and if you know of any other interesting variations, please let us know about those as well.