Women are A Riddle Wrapped In A Mystery Inside An Enigma. A man is an Liar wrapped up in a Cheater inside a Smooth-talkin’ Player. See, I’m starting to understand (that’s the sympathetic part). But I’m not looking for any pants dropping – I’m the Professor (and not the 1960’s ‘Wanna see my special research project?’ kind of college professor) and the Student. I like riddles, mysteries and enigmas but women are expert man-confusers. “