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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

Our guy at church that does our announcements always ends with a joke before we all shake hands. Some of them are really bad but here's is my favorite one...Don't remember it exactly, but I'll just make up what I can't remember...

This boy goes to meet his new teacher. Trying to get to know the new student, the teacher asks the boy what his parents do for a living. The boy says. "My dad is a magician." The teacher said, "WOW! That's really cool! What kind of tricks does he do?" The boy said, "He cuts people in half." "My goodness" said the teacher, "Well do you have any brothers or sisters?" The boy says, "Yes, One sister and two half brothers." LOL!!!!

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 4. Sing Along At The Opera. 5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 6. When Leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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