Bill Brown

Sandi and I have been watching Talk Sex with Sue Johanson lately. No, we’re not looking to get into any perversions. It’s just a call-in show about sexuality hosted by an old lady who could be anyone’s grandmother. I know Dr. Ruth was old and all, but she didn’t look that old and I don’t recall her discussing some of the things that Sue talks about.

There’s just something fascinating about watching an old lady discuss the best in butt plugs and vibrators. I mean that in the least kinky way you can imagine. Old people are definitely not sexy—though my views on the subject will certain change when I become old.