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Alright so here's the deal, i am selling my 2005 Hummer for parts or repair, its been deemed a total loss through sgi and is repairable. I made the bright decision to get all pissed up one night with some broads down in swift current, it was a night fueled by alcohol and hallucinogenic drugs (LSD). I ended up hitting a meridian while i was swerving for "panda bears" which than sent me flying into a parked vehicle. Cops showed up and had me in cuffs instantly, at this point i was naked with blue and red face painting on along with two other females in the vehicle (they too were naked) No injuries thank god but i had blown 4 times the legal limit. Of course i do not have any insurance to fix this "once beautiful ride" I am making the adult decision to cut my losses and use this money to pay for my rehabilitation center for drugs and alcohol abuse down in beautiful British Columbia.

About the truck, it did me well when it wasn't a paper weight. 6.0L, automatic transmission. Power everything, about 112,000km on it. It needs quite a bit of front end work. (obviously as you can see). interior is black in color, i havent had time to clean the face paint or anything out of the inside. I really need the money, if you would like more pictures or have any questions about the truck. Please email me or call my cell phone at:

"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem" Ronald Reagan