what a contrived thing to say. she's attractive. most celebrities are. and most playboy cover girls are. i don't care for lohan but i'm not going to make it seem like i'm above her taking a dump on my head and massaging it onto my scalp like a sun dried tomato.

Hef still has these dreams that posing anyone as Marilyn is such a great deal. MM was MM. Let LL be LL. Terrific body, but don't die her hair platinum and actually use a set instead of this stupid red drape. And, yes, we aren't in the 50's anymore. Expose the bush, landing strip, whatever. What a waste of a beautiful body and $1M.