Ways to Tell You’re Old

I hate chain letters. The ones with either a joke, or an urban legend easily debunked at Snopes.com, or with a series of pretty pictures with a prayer at the end to make you feel guilty for not passing it on to everyone in your address book. But I do enjoy jokes (in moderation), which is why I’m sharing the following list of ways to tell you’re officially old. I’ve sized it down considerably, which is why the text is a bit blurry, and I also removed the “send to everyone you know) piece at the end: