You didn’t like my movie? Gosh, I’m SO sorry to hear that…

This photo fits neatly into this blog’s regular feature, “Things we maybe should have included in the caption, but didn’t.”

So let’s see, journalism students, what are we going to be sure to tell our readers here? Did we mention she’s arriving for a gala screening? Check. Did we mention it’s the festival’s 60th anniversary? Check.

Did we mention that for some reason her dress is festooned with enough firepower to take Iwo Jima? Oops…