Man Sues BMW Over Two-Year Erection

If you’ve ever seen a Viagra or Cialis commercial, you’ve heard the warning: consult a doctor if you experience an erection lasting for more than four hours. But for San Francisco resident, Henry Wolf, four hours is nothing — Wolf has had an erection for over two years.

Wolf claims that after a four-hour ride on a 1993 Beemer bike with an after-market seat in 2010, he was left with a case of priapism – a persistent, lasting erection. Now, we know what you’re thinking: SWEET. But don’t be too quick to run out and buy a 1993 Beemer of your own, because according to his attorney, Wolf, “is now unable to engage in sexual activity.” Yeah. You’d sue too.

Now, BMW could be facing some pretty stiff fines. Wolf is now seeking over $25,000 for ‘emotional and mental anguish’. But who knows, maybe the whole thing will lead to some financial gains for BMW. I mean, think of the advertising possibilities! “A ride so good it’ll give you a b—”

Well, you get the point.

In any case, our thoughts are with Mr. Wolf. This whole ordeal must be very hard for him.