Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

From looking at a clearer video on Google, I believe the swinging thingie under the cow was likely an udder, but I wouldn't want to get close enough to know for sure without having a clear exit plan.
In any event, mentioning anything to any woman about creepy attacking mad cows should be done very tactfully.