Bay of Turtles

I don’t care what you say, the new Ninja Turtles movie is going to suck. Michael Bay doesn’t care about the characters. He doesn’t care about source material. He doesn’t even care if you are entertained! Michael Bay cares about two things: money and more money.

The Ninja Turtles have lips. Even if the movie gets rave reviews, there’s no way it will be good. But I’ll still go see it…