'Big Brother': Laura Carter Sets Her Sights On Marco Pierre White Jr

'I'd want him to f*** me really hard'. Nice.

Now we’re into the 17th series, you can basically set your watch to when the ‘Big Brother’ housemates are going to start flirting, and what do you know? Mid-afternoon on day two, it’s showmance o’clock.

In Thursday night’s (9 June) episode, Laura Carter is seen growing closer to Marco Pierre White Jr, who has already told the housemates his fiancée has given him a “hall pass” to cheat while he’s on ‘BB’.

After the two share a moment together in the pod, Laura decides he’s going to be her new bed partner, to which he says: “I just wanna sleep and have a good time on ‘Big Brother’.”

And there you have it, folks. We’re not sure what else we could possibly add to that poetry in motion.

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In what we’re sure is a pure coincidence and nothing more, Laura’s declaration that she’d want Marco to “fuck her really hard” comes less than 24 hours after discovering that she was the first housemate put up for eviction.

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Lee Ryan and Jasmine Waltz ('Celebrity Big Brother' 2014)

Lee Ryan was embroiled in a love triangle with both Jasmine and glamour model Casey Batchelor during his time in the 'CBB' house, which made him pretty unpopular with the British public. He and Jasmine went on holiday to Thailand once their time in the house was through, but it ultimately wasn't to be, and she's since branded him a "damaged soul with no money or career".