Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Dr. Seuss: You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Mom: That’s ridiculous (hands waving in air). You can conjure in your dreams what you think it may feel like when you fall in love...but how the hell can you dream it until it happens? Absolute waste of words.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Mom: Well then that person is not a Jew because God is infinite per Judaic teaching, which means so is the universe. But…if there’s a beginning there must be an end. I’d like to be around to find out. Hehe. That would be something that Groucho Marx would say. Or Woody Allen.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Mom: Oh, that I've heard for a long time. Without my consent? That is such bullshit. What about a cop when he's interrogating a 15 year old? How about your teacher? Or how about on American Idol when they tell you you've done a lousy job and you're inferior? So inferior measured against what? Whose definition of inferior?