What if it was one of their siblings who got knocked up/knocked up their girlfriend?
That would be awesome; mother absolutely livid, and you just have to say "calm yo tits woman, I never said it was me."

waiting for someone to get home. gotta talk to them. typing with a sleeping hand is so weird. o.o did you know that when male honeybees ejaculate, their testicles explode and they die? (I get weird when i'm tired)