How do I become a male prostitute?

I don't have any money, and my mom said that if I don't get a job by next week, she'll kick me out of the house. The only problem is that I don't have any skills or interests. Also, I doubt I could even pass the interview because my interviewer might be a woman. I need something fast, and I know prostitution pays well. How and where would I even get started with something like that?

Serious replies only please. I genuinely need help.

Picture related. The guy on the far right isn't me, but that's close to what I look like.

I don't have any money, and my mom said that if I don't get a job by next week, she'll kick me out of the house. The only problem is that I don't have any skills or interests. Also, I doubt I could even pass the interview because my interviewer might be a woman. I need something fast, and I know prostitution pays well. How and where would I even get started with something like that?

Serious replies only please. I genuinely need help.

Picture related. The guy on the far right isn't me, but that's close to what I look like.

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listen up bud, get yourself a nice lookin instagram account setup and suggest your services via your bio, pics, captions, tags, etc.
get a bot to engage with accounts that are using tags relevant to your area or people that like pages related to your area

1.Find a sugar daddy.
2.learn how to handle some wrinkly old balls, maybe you can practice on some old plums.
3.if you are lucky you might find a sugar daddy that just wants "companionship" after his trusty 17 year old jack russell passed away
3.Get flown on holidays, have money thrown at your sweet young ass and live happily ever after.

Its better than meeting "big dave" off craiglist in a car park and getting split like a piece of firewood for $10.

LOL
Do you really think that computer repair requires no skill? Have you ever fixed a component?

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He said he has no skill. He did not say he was dumb stupid and blind and unable to learn/read.
I also did not say he should repair hardware. There are plenty of people needing help with soft issues.

If he can try IM, he can use google to search and learn while he fixes shit. Tons of tuts around and software to fix stuff. I used to do this in secondary and made decent coin and when I did it I knew next to nothing about it either.

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