Beth Bartlett is a freelance writer and humorist. She writes the award-winning Wisecrack Zodiac column for newspapers and the Web, and her work has also appeared at the Huffington Post, Comediva, Book Riot, and the Erma Bombeck Writing Workshop site, humorwriters.org. Catch up with her latest hare-brained scheme for Internet domination at her blog, plaidearthworm.com.