How come Norval gets to bring his son, uncle, and mother-in-law on staff, but Marty couldn't hire his brother?

I know, right? and how come there's a bushel of spani-related progeny scurrying about the building? would it be perhaps hypocritical to fill the building with every semi-able family member that walks and talks and than announce a no-nepotism policy?

Marty just needed one more shot in the post-season, damnit ... I'm sure of it

I've said this a million times. Let him do his thing during the season. Take away his headset and red flag during the playoffs. During the playoffs he is a cheerleader/spectator. Superbowl winner . . .

There are 3 other Turners on the Panther coaching staff in addition to Norval:

Brother Ron (Offensive Consultant)

Son Scott (QB Coach)

Nephew Cameron (Assistant QB Coach)

Right.

So what does this have to do with the Chargers again?

edit: Let me rephrase that. How does an 11-year-old joke apply here?

edit2: Here, I'll spot you all a new joke. How does a family with a Ron, a Scott, and a Cameron, also end up with a Norval? It's like, "Allow me to introduce you to my four sons, Tom, Dick, Harry, and GrundorphDestroyerOfAllThatIsHoly."

edit3: That joke's got everything cocasts is looking for in a girlfriend. It's 11 years old and has the wit of a piece of granite. Yup, I'll show myself out now.