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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

compliments?

i have received a couple of compliments here lately. i use the term compliments loosely as i'm not a hundred percent sure that they are actually flattering. but then again, i take pride in things most people wouldn't.

-received via text: "i luv you, dude. you're my girl." did he just call me a male and a female in the same message? do i give off a hermaphrodite vibe? i know most people call me Chris, but my huge boobs should tip everyone off on my gender.

- received via email- "you're a natural born smartass." hmmm. i guess that's better than being a natural born killer.