"Oooh, I can't stop thinking of my beloved John Doe while I sit here on this lonely and dubious toilet. I love this boy so much that I think it'll be an honor to engrave his name beside mine on this dirty toilet stall door, so everyone will think about our love while they answer the call of nature."

There's even those who say that Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands was based upon Miss Little Claws. I've never seen her sculpt ballerinas on my garden, but she does make some very impressive pieces of modern art by sharpening her nails on my books.

It gets even worst: 4 years later you suddenly realise that life and college is completely different from what you were expecting. But that's normal. We change all the time. It not, then I would still be chasing my dream of becoming a Pokemon trainer, right? (wait, I still wanna be a pokemon trainer...)

When I was a kid I used to get a lot of presents, but there was also the possibility of traumatic experience there: it was horrible when I got clothes instead of toys, from people that wanted to please my parents more than they wanted to please me. C'mon, it's like buying a Kinder Egg and getting a paper puzzle!

Hey there!

And I highly recommend reading my comics on Tapastic. It has all my post-comic commments that I don't publish here, which some people describe as very funny and I describe as very tragic, as well as a great comment section for readers, where people usually discuss my mental health.

Anyway, here are my social links. They are mainly in Portuguese, but I post the English updates there as well. Feel free to like them - at least it makes me happy! (The Feed link is in English, don't worry).