In a world where Ohio State abandons their 80s-tastic athletic logo for one that looks like it took approximately 5 minutes (and they pay $45,000 and claim it took a year to make it happen). In a time when an entire media cycle is spent on a clearly embellished joke on toughness about a turtle belonging to Woody Hayes, wait, Earle Bruce, no, j/k YOU WASTED ALL OF OUR TIME (and shouldn't Jerry Emig get a raise? "ALSO SCREW YOU, BLOGOSPHERE" -- Guy that doesn't understand the blogosphere).
In spite of a busy day, nay, news cycle of non-news, we manage to hit these topics with the wrath of a thousand suns... and then move on to butchering John Shurna's name! (We kid John Shurna; that was your boss at the Outback Steakhouse calling you the wrong first name).
In all seriousness, we also preview this Thursday's Northwestern-Ohio State basketball game.