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Melinda is no fool, and before she was turned in to a statue, she made sure all the wealth she accumulated in her posh gig in the past was invested wisely. Saving a belt of gems for her person, she divided all her goods in to 12 parcels, and sent out twelve of her true-fan gnomes to invest her riches, to await her return to her true time. Some simply stole the goods, some came to bad ends, but one, Darryl the Bearded, made up for them all, and established a complex and lucrative trust for Melinda. With the result that in the present day... Melinda kind of owns a whole country now. A _rich_ country. It used to be known as Darokin, but... well, yeah.

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Hail to Melindarokin! Our home and seat of trade!
Whose fertile Streel Plain e'er ensures our debts will be repaid!
Where every firstborn's name is Darryl!
A tradition passed down through the years
It's confusing but we must appease our bard
She Whose Cheques Will Always Clear

Hail to Melindarokin! Land of the Vulluvette's sweet groove!
Bow down and praise her albums or your loans won't be approved! Though many years have passed without her
Her bearded messenger made plain
The Diva shall one day return to us
And collect her vast capital gains

Hail to Melindarokin! Our beloved native land!
Our mighty navy stands ready for the Battle of the Bands!
Our chancellors must learn the banjo
Just one of our Bard Queen's many rules
Some of them may seem capricious
But she's REALLY rich and we're not fools

Hail to Melindarokin! Our home and seat of trade!
Whose fertile Streel Plain e'er ensures our debts will be repaid!