This time I thought , instead of asking questions why not Find out ways how to have fun during the shopping trips , especially when we have nothing to shop but just to kill some time we go for window shopping .. I think the following would make for a lovely time out there Or to all those lovely men who hate shopping but have to go with their better half’s to shop 🙂

1. If it’s a general store or a big food shop, What we can do is Get some boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they are not looking.
2. Go to the Houseware section of the store and Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Usually we see those dirty yellow signboards .. ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ , Pick up the sign and move it to a carpeted area. 🙂
4. This is my best one, go to the outdoor section and set up a tent tell all the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department, then wait and see how many children obliged.
5. Seeing the above if a clerk or department worker comes and asks us if they could help us , Start crying loudly and screaming, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ .
6. The best place to clean your nose 🙂 Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror.
7. Go to the Guns or hunting department, pick up a gun to see and then ask the clerk where the antidepressants are and can you test the gun please. 8 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’ 9. Take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and ask where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:
10. Get into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and then Yell very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’

And please don’t ask me which of these I have done , that would be telling , I have done Two of these , so Have a guess all those who know me .. Let me give you a hint.. My friends ran away and left me alone on both occasions. Thankfully the police was not called but the look on the people working in the Department was PRICELESS 🙂