And now please direct your attention to Robert Repino, a young man with scary amounts of talent and a crazy dream of one day taking up space on your bookshelf. Robert’s latest story was published in a brand new magazine from the kids at UC Riverside, called The Coachella Review. (It’s not just an annual concert, okay?) Read the story and find out why Robert’s main character is obsessed with the Batmobile.

Also check out his short piece at Night Train, which has already been analyzed by real people on the internet who take his work seriously.