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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
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August 2, 2001
NOTE FROM ERIC:
Last month, the US Senate held hearings over
whether the existing ratings code was enough
to properly warn the movie-going audience
what they'll get when they go to the theater.
We here at Top5 Movies would like
to make our own suggestions...
The Top 9 New Movie Ratings
9. BB-3: This film contains at least 3 scenes of Baldwin butt.
8. PG&E: Rolling Blackouts may cut film off before the ending.
7. LA-18: This film depicts horrific acts of violence, drug use
and crime. You must be over 18 to enter, unless you live in
Los Angeles, in which case you're already used to it.
6. GABFJEIKDILFHANCJDU: Warning -- Film features dialogue spoken
by Chris Tucker.
5. TG-50: Not suitable for anyone with an IQ over 50; applied
to most Tom Green movies.
4. ZZZ: Warning -- It'll take 2 hours before they start blowing
up the damn harbor.
3. IYSTT-YSTM: If You Saw The Trailer, You Saw The Movie.
2. VCR-7: This movie will go to video within a week.
and the Number 1 New Movie Rating...
1. PP-13: Contains more bodily function jokes than a junior
high school locker room.
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
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