“After a bizarre encounter at a party, Kelli, a jazz saxophonist, is framed for the murder of her husband and sent to prison, where she inexplicably morphs into a young mechanic and begins leading a new life.”

Oh no, wait. That is the IMDb synopsis of Lost Highway, a challenging, sexy, and progressive film. That has nothing to do with this blog.

In actuality, Kelli unwittingly watches loads of horrific cinematography and the only way she can reconcile this fact is through writing scathing reviews on this website with her pal Tricia. When she isn’t groaning over stock character quotes you might find her: bartending, cooking vegan meals, taking photos, listening to lounge music or sleeping on the beach.