Things I have revealed to Stephen in my sleep when he tricks me into telling him secrets

A couple of years ago, my partner Stephen discovered that if he asks me to tell him a secret when I am asleep, occasionally, I will. These are the secrets. (For the record I am always bad at secrets so it's always nice to see what sleep-me considers secretive)

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"I ate the last two birthday cake Oreos"

This was the secret that led to Steph discovering this was a thing

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"I love you"

Not a secret, but aw isn't this nice, I'm so nice

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"I have a crush on D"

Fairly sure it had already come up but don't think I had said it for sure

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"I used my body butter I bought for $60"

Yeah I used this before bed and felt kind of badly about it. Still do. Except, I mean, not