The Two-Way

10:19 am

Fri July 26, 2013

VIDEO: A Bear Walks Into A Bar ...

What will it be? (File photo of a black bear in Massachusetts, not the bar-hopping bruin in Colorado.)

Michael Beswick The Republican/Landov

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Yes, a black bear walked into a bar in Estes Park, Colo., last week, as Denver's CBS4 News reports. A man who saw the bear go inside says he tried to warn the patrons of Lonigan's Saloon Bar and Grill that they had a 350-pound-or-so intruder. None of the customers paid attention. Fortunately, according to the Estes Park Trail Gazette, Daniel Lyell adds that, "I called for the bear when he was just about to enter the middle bar area. He hesitated and then listened to me the second time. He turned around and went out the door behind me."