This, is a result of having been told one too many times that due to my "blasphemous" outlook towards Wicca (as in, it's not the ancient sacred religion that predates all others- oh snap) that I, yes I dear reader was about to be hexed.

Lulz were had.

I'll start this wiki as I started it back then. People who have the words "I'm a Wicca(n) don't judge me or else" on their bios should be shot. Repeatedly. One limb at a time. And then through the head.

First of all, the correct terminology is "Wiccan." You are Wiccan; s/he is Wiccan; they are Wiccan. Not "I are Wicca!" Oh really, you're a whole religious sect are you? Congratulations, good for you.

Wiccan you dumb fuck.

It's your religion, supposedly. So really, by now you should know what you are grammatically.

You certainly quote it enough. Are the eight words too many for you? Is the arrangement of the words somehow confusing the meaning for you?

"An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will."

Where in that line, is there any wriggle from for "or else"? Or else what, you'll send me your Goddess worshipping rays of light to blind me? I don't think so.

If you truly follow Wicca, as so many people claim to do without having even read any of the original books, then by your religious laws you cannot inflict or even wish harm on anyone. So how then, do you get off on threatening people who "attack" your religion?

In doing that, you are abusing the religion. You chose Wicca in the heat of the fad. You are the one continuing on the misguided notions that surround the religion. Not me, You.

There was a time when I would find myself looking at a page and I'd see the words "I cut to ease pain, I am also a Wiccan, you don't like it fuck you" (but with less grammar)

Well you know what, Fuck You. Fuck you right in your pretender little whiny ass. That'll give you something to cry about.

I'm not Wiccan, but I know people who are, and they're on the verge of a killing spree because of your whiny selves who seem to think that Wicca is defined by emo whining, badly applied Gothic make up and false self harming.
But they don't because they believe that even threatening to harm people is wrong.

Unlike me. I'm bound by no religious obligations that say "thou shalt not." The only rules for morality I have are the ones I decided worked well for me. So quite frankly there is nothing more than the threat of life in prison preventing me from going psycho on your ass and beating you to within an inch of your life for this defilement and sacrilegious path you have chosen to embark on.

I'm not a Good Witch, I'm not a Bad Witch, I'm just a witch, and I'm very good at it. There is no such thing as light vs dark, there is only you. You and your intentions. It just so happens that for now I've chosen to be a good person. If I was so inclined there is nothing to prevent me from picking up a little dolly made in your image and ramming red hot nails through it.

You on the other hand, are bound. Your religion binds your wings in a bid to create a happy, filled with no violence we-all-live-in-a-rainbow-world (if you read some of the things that make it to print any way). And yet, you persist in threatening people, that if they don't like you, somehting "or else" will happen to them.

Oh, and messaging me to tell me I'm an evil Christian? What?
Can you people not read? It says in my bio "I am a witch" it says in this very wiki several times over "I am a witch." Why the hell would you jump to the conclusion that I'm a fundamentalist Christian? Oh yes that's right, I'm telling you that I'm right and you're wrong. So surely I must be a follower of the faith that "stole all your religion's ideas."

It'd make me LOL if I wasn't foaming at the mouth.

Another sick message I got, was from someone pretending to be a witch hunter. Apparently he was the reincarnation of a witch finder from the "burning times in Salem." He was attempting to find "real witches" over the Internet, pressing questions on to them, implying that their claims of ancient roots to Witchcraft would obtain some validity through his accusations.

Let us start at the beginning shall we?

This, is beyond sick. Despite the popular belief that the majority of people tortures, mutilated and killed in all manner of horrific ways were witches, the blunt truth is that only very few were ever convicted of actual witchcraft. The majority of people were convicted of heresy.

There is a relatively slim chance that earth worshipping pagans and actual devil worshippers were executed.

So Mister Witch Finder who killed hundreds of thousands of witches in Salem, riddle me this. If you have utterly no facts, still proclaim you are tracking me down via my past life (I'm so Scottish my ancestors moved to America during the 16th 17th century, and then my spirit came back to Scotland to be reborn again, ooh yeah.) and insist, Insist you are telling the truth, what does that make you?

Yes that's right! A malevolant lying sick twisted bastard.

I can hear you thinking it. You're telling yourself that I have gone off my rocker and am making things up for cheap thrills. I wish I was friends, I wish I was. This person sent me a lot of messages, and I mean a lot. Even when I didn't repl to him he would send me messages along the lines of "I can smell your fear." He also made the claim that if I was really a witch, I would remember him from my past life. I would know his name.

Well you know what is funny? I kinda did remember his name from somewhere...*gizasp* maybe he was telling the truth after all. Or mayb he just picked the first name he found in a really really awful piece of fiction. In fact he did. I wish I could recall it at the time of this rewrite to tell you what it is so I could google it for you and we could all point and laugh.

This individual continued to message me saying that if I didn't remember him I wasn't a real witch, real witches remember their past lives, real witches remember being burnt at the stake, real witches would fear him.

I sent one message back after that, asking if he was on medication and if not why not. He continued to message me for some time despite my lack of response. He then contradicted himself by saying "You can't be powerful if you don't remember it, I remember it, I remember your screams."

I lied. After that one I did message him back once last time. I warned him thoroughly about pissing me off anymore or he'd be the one screaming. Those who brag about power seldome have any, or have the presence of mind to use it properly. They end up so deluded that they lose touch with reality. If I wanted him to believe I had cursed him I could have done it. The real power of a "bad witch" is fear. Fear is an extremely powerful tool, people have died of fright before. It seemed however that the threat of eternal damnation for being a lying pussy by my hand was enough, I never heard from him again.

He was no better than a playgan, and on some levels so very much worse. He was willing to play along with other people's delusions to feed his own.

You can call me whatever the hell you like, I know I'm devout to the point of zealousness at times, but that's what happens when the one thing you have in your life to cling to is your faith. And to see someone pretending to be something they are not and then trying to tell you that you are the one that is wrong? How dare you?

One more person messages me with blatant lies and bullshit about cursing me I will not be happy.
Infact I will eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
*hisses*

2006-06-24[Wulf Skjaldr]: "The real power of a "bad witch" is fear. Fear is an extremely powerful tool, people have died of fright, don't give them the satisfaction of fearing them." I liked that part best, because it's true, even though people don't believe it. Fear is how the witch doctors in Africa kill their victims, and why some die and some do not.

2006-06-24[Wulf Skjaldr]: Of course I also use the mantra, "Fear kills." to justify some of the stupid reckless stunts I try...

2006-07-07[Rondel]: Yes, fear can kill -- but choosing not to be stupid doesn't necessarily imply fear. I don't fear many of the things I don't do, I just know that they would badly impact some people I care about -- these days, that includes me. *chuckle* Used properly, fear can also be a survival tool; it can tell us that something is a bloody stupid thing to do, and should be avoided. But fear shouldn't be the deciding factor, IMHO; it should only be a voice we can heed or not, as we deem wise.

2006-07-22[Estantia]: oh yes.... advice and guidelines... something some of the more extreme christians should heed.

2007-08-18[Chrysilla]: Ah my Dela you make me laugh so hard again. I just love you . Calm down my little hissing sweetie *pats*

2009-01-31[hanhepi]: "Infact I will eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
omg, i love that line. it so totaly sums up the whole situation. lol

2009-01-31[Delladreing]: Thanking you, and thanks for joining :D Welcome back to ET.

2009-01-31[hanhepi]: it made since to join... i hate idiots. and i dont discriminate by religion.. i hate idiots of all faiths, and i espically hate the idiots who claim to be "pure" in their faith, when in fact they know nothing about it. (it seems to be mostly christians i run into... the ones who think Jesus was raised a christian, instead of the proper jew he really was. they forget he went to the synagog, not the catholic/baptist/whatever church. and they think he was arian in appearance mostly too. dumbasses.