Dear Parents of Future Actor or Woman Beater,
What are you doing in front of this little boy? Who are you letting him hang around. Either he’s watching the wrong movies, or he’s in the wrong environment. I mean he has the whole routine down from the “get out my house” to the “Lord Jesus”. Someone needs an intervention.

Dear Parents of “Angry Lil’ Man”,
Where are you? Who have you been letting him hang around? You bet not be behind that damn camera, you know better. I mean I don’t like GWB at all, but I wouldn’t dare to threaten his life (at least not in public, or on tape). Who wrote this up and had a little kid read it, as if that would make it okay, with Dubya already rewriting the constitution to do illegal phonetaps and who knows what else, it makes it all too easy for you and your family to get “lost” in some sort of detainment camp. You should really think about reading some books, getting the boy involved in some sort of theater classes to channel his inner thespian, writing letters to your representatives, senators, etc, expressing your distaste for the current administration, and definitely getting out and voting so your voice can be heard. Hopefully you and the little man haven’t been “disposed of” so you can GET YO’SELF TOGETHER!

I wouldn’t suggest watching this at work or with children in the room:

Dear Reader,

My name is Dianne Vonwhooseeay. I have come to bust the chops of celebrities, politicians, and regular folks that just need to get themselves together. Please feel free to leave comments or shoot me an email with suggestions of people who need to get themselves together. More