"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked"

Correct me if Im wrong but did anyone hear Rodger Goodell call Trent Williams a Silverback?
I can see him getting in some hot water for this

My Favorite Quote of all time

"You put on your boots, click into
your bindings, dust the snow off
your skis, and head out for the
chairlift, and it doesn't matter
that you failed your last test, didn't
get the girl, or that your life is
on a one way trip down the shitter,
your world is right for the next couple of hours

I wouldn't have a problem with this pick up, but Grekowski is to unstable right now. He was way to up and down for the games he played then he got injured, and he is just to inexperienced. And i dont even like the thought of Russel playing if something happens to him. We need two QB, not a QB and Russel

He's a great player, no doubt. Its just that running back is one of the only offensive position on the Bills roster that is actually pretty solid. Its great that we have a homerun RB but for hes only going to get 1/3 of the carries. But there's still a lot of picks left so they can absolutely redeem themselves and sell me on this pick.

spiller was the most talented player in the draft...we need talent lynch is a thugged out scrub who find the first player wearing the same jersey and runs right into the back of them...almost like he ran over that chick downtown

none of those players are legends.... very few of them are superstars..... most of those guys are good players. now look at players from the first round....

ok lets take a look at the best players on each team who were first rounders. these are just off the top of my head, im sure i could find you more. notable superstars/players who had great careers are in caps

pats- RANDY MOSS, logan mankins, jerod mayo, TORRY HOLT

jets- mark sanchez, LADAINIAN TOMLINSON

bills- fuck the bills they suck at life (get at me ghostfacekillah!)

dolphins- jake long

colts- PEYTON MANNING, REGGIE WAYNE, DWIGHT FREENEY

texans- ANDRE JOHNSON, mario williams

jags- jags suck at life and i dont pay attention to them

titans- chris johnson

ravens- RAY LEWIS

steelers- casey hampton, im sure there are a lot of others

bengals- carson palmer

browns- browns suck

chargers- phil rivers, many more too

broncos- josh mcdaniels gave everyone away

chiefs- chiefs blow

raiders- LOL

eagles- donovan mc-oh wait.

redskins- donovan mcnabb

cowboys- demarcus ware, dez bryant will be a star

giants- eli manning

bears- brian urlacher

packers-brian cushing has already made an impact

lions- calvin johnson

vikings- ADRIAN PETERSON, percy harvin, etc

saints- jonathan vilma

falcons-matty ice

bucs- lol

panthers- steve smith (i think hes a first rounder?)

cardinals-LARRY FITZGERALD

rams-lolz

49ers-lolz

seahawks-lolz

so all in all, first rounders do matter, a fucking lot, a fucking lot more than undrafted players. you dont realize how many undrafted players get cut and or dont play every year. the draft matters a whole fucking lot

and as for my opinions on the draft, i wanted the pats to get tebow in the second round, but the broncos are dumb enough to take him with the 25th pick. whatever. i wanted dez bryant too, but whatever the pats have gaping holes in the secondary and we have wrs

of course its hard to estimate whether someone will really help your team, but just browse through the draft-lists on wiki (just like 2000-until now or so). pro bowlers (=guys that made the probowl ONCE since their draft) are highlighted. and when you start at round 7 and go up, the highlights mark get more frequent and normally, the 1st round features twice as much probowlers as the second.

in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

dude were getting rid of lynch so thats not that bad of a pick but still.. we just suck at drafts the bills take stupid picks every year. we need help at like 15 different positions and we take a running back. shit sucks

its really not a coin toss at all... yes some players are busts but the vast majority of first rounders will become good players. you guys are vastly overrating rounds 3-7, yes this is where a lot of undiscovered talent comes from, but still round 1 is where its at

except one player can make a team win a hell of a lot more than 5 guys from rounds 3-7. id much rather have larry fitzgerald than 5 unnamed guys

and drafting is quite complicated.... there are teams that know how to draft like the patriots, who have drafted logan mankins and jerod mayo and brandon meriweather who are all pretty damn good now, and then there are teams like the raiders who draft jamarcus russell and darrius heyward bey who will always suck. its not all about the talent in the draft, its about how the team manages the player. and that is the science

even still though, the vast majority of players who are great at their position come early in the draft. also, you have to consider this: teams that suck get the first few picks. the raiders drafted jamarcus russell. hes obviously gonna suck all his career cause the raiders suck at developing young talent, and so you can say that a guy like tony romo who was undrafted is better

you dont find the rounds 3-7 guys emerging in the nfl on bad teams. guys like james harrison (although im certain hes on roids) and tom brady and drew brees are all on good teams and are developed well. bill belichick knows how to use a player in a system, which is why wes welker puts up the numbers that he does. but you stick wes welker in the browns offense and i guarantee you he does shit

i believed that kyle wilson is good, but a "big back" like ryan matthews (yes, i am a chargers fan and watched his college highlights) just beat him in footraces after he broke the first line of the defense.

i know that this is not the whole truth for a corner, but gamespeed-wise i wouldnt put him at the top. furthermore he looked like cro in that playoff loss and couldnt tackle matthews when he had an angle

in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

Apr 23 2010 4:41PM

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