I'm in South KoreaBroke out with GonorrheaNow I totally figured it outThat's why it hurts when I go peeI feel like a jerkCuz my dick won't workIt's like I got punched in the nutsBy a dude who knows Thai-chi

Hey, I'm the man with a planI'm fuckin' going to JapanGonna spend a couple grandJust fucking hookers in the canFuck the rest of the bandI'm fucking going to AsianDo some coke and get a tanI'm fuckin gonna be the man!