BREAKING: The Hair Above Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Tits Is A Different Color

We interrupt my liberal shenanigans for a special announcement: Courtney Stodden dyed her hair. As to what color her hair was before, or even what it is now, I have no fucking clue. But they guy who sold these to me said it was different, so that seems like more than enough research. My work here is done.