The Mean Thing That Daughters Do

I hope that my mother is all “oh look, a Christmas/birthday package from my darling daughter!” And then that excitement will slowly turn to horror as she realizes her daughter mailed her snakes! That’s how I roll, Mom, that’s how I roll. The 41’s are a throwback to the year Mom told me to write Grandma’s age ALL OVER her presents. My mom is fairly young, but it isn’t too early to start trolling her. I also put in my 1,000th demand for a baby brother.