Who will be the next NYT Magazine editor now that Gerald Marzoratiis leaving? James Bennet? Peter Kaplan? Adam Moss? We wouldn't be surprised if they looked in-house, given the recent dearth of promotion opportunities and the penchant for shifting senior staffers into new positions just to keep them interested. Our heart, of course, is the princely AG Sulzberger the Younger.

The NYT Styles section is working on a profile of microfamous Fimoculouser Rex Sorgatz. Goodie.