Bishop Robinson called on religious conservatives to set aside the notion that same-sex marriage—and with it, adhering to a logical consistency, Red Lobster—is immoral based on selective interpretations of scripture. Furthermore, considering the paucity of references to homosexuality (read: zero) in the New Testament, Jesus Christ may well have been on the right side of history after all.

“Here’s a guy who, in a culture that virtually demanded marriage, was a single guy, spent most of his time with twelve men, singled out three of them for leadership, and one of them is known in the Bible as ‘the one whom Jesus loved.’ Now I’m not saying Jesus was gay, but let’s be careful to rope this guy in for a husband, wife, and 2.2 children model for family,” said Robinson. “He knew about families of choice and so do LGBT people.”

Quipped Stewart, “I have heard that some say it was a last brunch, and not a supper.”