I have such a love/hate relationship with this thread. I am not really scared of bugs...but if I felt something touching my foot and looked down and saw some of the stuff in this thread I would freak a little

I need murder holes carved into my bedroom wall. Short of dumping molten oils and tars unexpectedly from above, I don't know how else to take care of this cricket that's been tormenting me for 4 hours.

shmenguin wrote:I need murder holes carved into my bedroom wall. Short of dumping molten oils and tars unexpectedly from above, I don't know how else to take care of this cricket that's been tormenting me for 4 hours.

Letang Is The Truth wrote:Introduce a natural predator. Get a lizard or a bird

LOL. makes for some funny mental images. like shmenguin going to the pet store and buying some tropical bird, walking towards the woods with it, letting it go and it just flies off, leaving a stunned shmenguin and a chirping cricket.

shmenguin wrote:I need murder holes carved into my bedroom wall. Short of dumping molten oils and tars unexpectedly from above, I don't know how else to take care of this cricket that's been tormenting me for 4 hours.

Bug spray?

aside from taking care of the ants in the house once a year, we go chemical-free in the shmenguin estate.

shmenguin wrote:I need murder holes carved into my bedroom wall. Short of dumping molten oils and tars unexpectedly from above, I don't know how else to take care of this cricket that's been tormenting me for 4 hours.

Bug spray?

aside from taking care of the ants in the house once a year, we go chemical-free in the shmenguin estate.