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I”ve been wanting to run a night for the Divas since I first started playing. These gals are so much fun to hang out with, I thought it would be a neat experience to see what DMing a group of women would be like. My chance finally came! Michelle was out of town tonight and allowed me to sub, whee!

It was Beth who suggested an April Fools game, it being the 1st and all. I got to thinking, “Yeah, that”d be neat. Maybe we could start a charity fund to get the orcs proper education and jobs or something.” Michelle, being the awesome DM she is, allowed me some creative liberties with what we would experience in the Tipped Tankard. We”d just been discussing Various” plans involving Dire Bunnies on Occipitus, so maybe we could have some fun dire-bunny attacks (this was also lightly fueled by the fact I”d just recently watched all the way through, finally, Monty Python and the Holy Grail).

Well, blah. It’s been a heckuva day. Seeing as these Divas helped me obtain my summer home and all, I’ve been following them around for apiece. It will also help my research into whether or not the phenomena of coinciding cycles (the idea that women who spend a lot of time together will, over time, begin to have their menstrual cycles during the same time frame) is actually a valid theory. It seems as if they gather with unlikely crowds, however.

On approaching Cauldron and standing in line to be allowed into the city (something about a tax), a large group gathered around me. Of course, I assumed that they had heard about my research on the mating habits of hobgoblins and wished to congratulate me on such a wonderfully articulated piece.