well, one of you is probably getting paid actual money for their work while the other is delaying their actual work by doing things around the house. how about letting everyone decide what they deem important for themselves & just enjoying the humor! and if you don't get it, then maybe you shouldn't be delaying your important housework by browsing a site called called tastefully offensive!

That's like saying that if you were a true movie watcher you'd enjoy movies of all variety. Everybody has their own tastes of whatever thing they most enjoy. I don't watch horror flicks, but that doesn't mean I'm not a true movie watcher. I love science-fiction, but not ALL of it is worth watching, in my opinion. That doesn't mean I'm not a sci-fi fan. :P

And it doesn't mean that horror movies don't count as movies because you don't watch them. Which is what True Gamer was suggesting in regard to games; they don't play Farmville, therefore it is not a real game.

It isn't necessary that all kinds of patterns & people shown above are actually procrastinators. Making a list, for example, if it is concise, and makes you keep track of your chores, does not steal a great amount of time. Rather, it can make you more organized, efficient & goal-conscious. Splitting the workload, on some situations, is the only practical way to cope with workloads, especially in offices.Also, one can listen to his own body rhythms, carefully balancing, knowing that if one hasn't started for 30 minutes, nonetheless it is not because of distractions of all kinds, one can learn about his biorhythm and achieve later with greater momentum what needs some rest in order to be carried out most effectively. Until then, one uses the time to regenerate/rejuvenate.Of course, panic is not good for anybody, and should be dealt with in situations of steady commitment & repetitive tasks. A snack is also a common distraction, however, in times of intense study, a health-conscious snack can especially boost serotonin levels in the brain, making for better, smoother concentration and study, switching from one subject to another rapidly.Everything has to be taken according to circumstance, by one's personal expertise of his own lifestyle & accomplishments.

Here's a hint: "playing the devil's advocate" is not synonymous with "completely missing the point." In fact, to play the devil's advocate well you have to get the point, demonstrate that you got the point, and still provide a valid counterargument.

If by writing this comment, you have refreshed your head, taking a braking from your work or study load, I am glad you now have a refreshed mind full with mental power to continue your tasks. Don't procrastinate!