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ARCHIVED - Bungie heard us, they finally NERFed...

AUGUST !!
Yep everyone complained that August was way too OP and Bungie finally agreed and did something about it
Thank you Bungie.
Now we welcome September and only a week remains. See you guardians starside in 7 days.

[quote]See you guardians starside in 7 days.[/quote]
[quote]7 days[/quote]
[quote]7[/quote]
7 is Bungie's favorite number, and the 7th column looks suspiciously like 343 Guilty Spark. 343 is 7 squared, and his design is based off the Marathon logo. Marathon was an old FPS, which was comprised of polygons. Triangles are a polygon, and the illuminati's shape is a triangle. Bungie teamed up with the illuminati to create a time and weather altering machine to speed up August. The machine was too powerful and they had to send it away in a giant sphere. Hundreds of years from now, the sphere came back and terra-formed the planets in the solar system. After the collapse, guardian Jason Jones commandeered a Vex time travel portal and was sent by The Speaker (the last remaining member of the Bungie/Illuminati partnership), back to 1997, to kill the existing Jason Jones, create the Traveller, and have the members of Bungie that remained after the collapse join the traveller, and ensure Bungie's role in world domination...
It's all so clear now... Repent my fellow guardians, the end is nigh. Do not follow the false prophet Deej, as he shall lead you to hardships under Bungie's newly claimed planet!!!