WTF? I mean seriously, WTF? It also appears that this is not an isolated incident. You will slowly back away from the country, and move somewhere that doesn't have spiders capable of eating 50cm snakes.

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed