Carla Bruni, the French singer and former First Lady, knows that marriage is hard. Monogamy is tough. Life intervenes. In that effortless French fashion, though, she has tips for keeping things both spicy and faithful: jokingly but very publicly threaten to mutilate the shit out of your husband if he ever steps out on…

The fabulous French couple that is former president Nicolas Sarkozy and his model-singer wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy were hacked, sort of. Private recordings of the pair talking about how Bruni’s modeling career was ruined after marrying her husband were leaked to the French press, but they both come off pretty good.

Delegates at the 2011 G20 summit in Paris were caught with their pants around their ankles, as it were, when unknown hackers sent a trojan horse email with the link, "To see naked pictures of Carla Bruni click here."

Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it?

In the case of Tom vs. Kat, who will gain custody of Suri Cruise and her closet full of teeny designer flats remains to be seen. However, might be important to note that the kid is 6 years old, the same age as son Connor was when Cruise split with Nicole Kidman, and both Kidman and Holmes are Catholic, suggesting that…

Today in unsolicited uterus updates: Carla Bruni went out in public wearing sweat pants, and now there's gossip that she's pregnant. Bruni, who tends to favor luxury labels like Christian Dior, has been dressing more casually lately — maybe because she and Nicolas Sarkozy have an eight-month-old in the house? But…

French voters have decided that they no longer want mouseketeer Nicolas Sarkozy to lead their country through the financial Strait of Gibraltar that is the European debt crisis — they would like their next king to be François Hollande, whose companion, journalist Valerie Trierweiler, will share the throne after…

Though photos of an adorable baby certainly wouldn't hurt French President Nicolas Sarkozy's expected reelection campaign, First Lady Carla Bruni says we'll never see shots of their child. She said in a TV interview:

French President Nicolas Sarkozy's father is confirming rumors that First Lady Carla Bruni is pregnant. "The two do not want to know the gender in advance, but I'm sure it will be a girl and as beautiful as Carla," says Pal Sarkozy, who has ultrasounds for eyes.

Katy Perry is on the cover of Vanity Fair, and inside, she kind of explains the obsession with candy and fruit: She had no childhood. She tells Vanity Fair: "I didn't have a childhood." The only book she was allowed to read was the bible; she couldn't say words like "deviled eggs" "or "Dirt Devil." In addition, Perry…

The first lady topped a French magazine's list of "personalities you want to smack." Explains the magazine, "Possibly the idea of the singer and the president creates an image of the couple that is too perfect to be true."

According to Carla Bruni, when she askedMichelle Obama what it was like being first lady, she responded, "Don't ask! It's hell. I can't stand it!" Alert Fox News: swap anti-Mobama meme from "Marie Antoinette" to the already-familiar "insufficiently grateful."

Carla: A Secret Life, yet anotherCarla Brunitell-all book, alleges that she avoids charity work, held up filming on Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris, and had three former lovers as houseguests when Nicolas Sarkozy first visited her Mediterranean villa.