Welcome To The World Of High-Stakes, Professional Putt Putt

I was on the edge of my seat all 20 minutes of this video. The grace, the athleticism, the mustaches, the massive eyeglasses, the disturbing mascot that looks like a walking herpes sore wearing a visor. In the world of high-stakes putt putt, there's a razor-thin line between bitter defeat and cold, hard cash, which they hand out in stacks at the end ($1,000 per hole won!). And how bout Jeff motherfucking Estep?? 1989 -- what a time to be alive.

This should still be a thing, nothing is more competitive and gentlemen-like than putt putt with some brews and apple bottom women wearing a pair of washed out jeans or that classic Venus Tennis outfits because who the fuck cares right? It’s also a very philosophical game. Every advance you make with that one girl you wouldn’t buy plan b for is just as successful as that 5th hole where that stupid fucking windmill keeps knocking your balls out like having Steve Holt as a wingman in a slutty moderate republicans meetup(looking at you bacon). Putt putt is the game of champions , it’s not so much about skill than it is about character. Nothing says you could totally hang in the pro game after scoring a birdie on your first round! Yeah, I get off tangent in videos that have no fucking correlation with Fraternity culture.