Evidence or blasphemy?

Published June 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

While doing research at the National Institutes of Health website, I came across this photograph. Despite it being labeled as "Treponema," I knew it could only be the Noodly Master, and some organism that causes Syphilis. Here he is, in all of his magnificence–a perfect specimen. Ramen.

-Sandi

I find it difficult to believe the FSM causes Syphilis but I can’t deny your evidence.

The FSM (Pesto Be Upon Him) is omnipresent and everywhere. This organism had a choice- to become syphilis, or Be Touched By His Noodly Appendage and become a biological manifestation of His Holy Noodliness.

Clearly this mockery of FSM is the work of the Antipasta. No way his noodliness would touch something which causes Syphilis. I think I’ll borrow the mindset of lesser religions: I don’t care what the facts are, I’m not apologizing for FSM.

Does not His Noodliness promise that those he deems wrong-doers shall go to a Hell full of Stale Beer and Strippers with STDs? Clearly this is proof of this, as the FSM is preparing a strain of Syphilis for those who are Naughty-in-His-Sight.