and the evil twin grumbling about how unstable everything is while our genius manager fiddles with the eccentric-looking knobs to tune in to the best rock 'n roll station in the Americas if not the world, i.e. radio kabul out of Buenos Aires.

The dialogue might go something like... the twin, spilling his Scotch again: "Please remind me why I signed on for this."

the major, quoting himself quoting Hunter S. Thompson: "Buy the ticket, take the ride."

girl in a mini: "No you can't borrow my plaid mini. I don't care if it matches your boa."

girlontape: "Ein lieben you too." radio kabul: "Are you sad because you're on your own? No, I get by with a little help from my friends, mmm I get high with a little help from my friends, mmm I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends..."