Saturday, November 05, 2011

Luke-isms 4.0

This face will strike fear into the heart of the masses some day. Yup, this guy all freshly bathed in his hoodie towel.

He thinks in ways that others do not.

#1: We saw his kindergarten teacher at Subway the other night. She came up to me and said "Do you know what your son said to me today?" (Instant fear comes into my heart. With Luke, it could be any number of things~My Mom walks around the house naked~My Dad drinks milk straight from the container~I wear my sister's Cinderella underwear on my head when I want to make her mad............ANYTHING...)She said that he had received a sticker for doing something nice for a little girl in his class (I think he had gotten a chair for her to sit in) and she told him that was very nice of him. His response was something along the lines of "Yeah, I know. I put the "kind" in kindergarten." I don't wanna say that he already knows how to work his teacher but let's just say she might be a little wrapped around his finger.

#2: While looking intently at a pair of scissors and opening/closing them repeatedly (yes, I know, I won't win mother of the year for this one but did you ever really think that I would? Don't bother saying the answer out loud, please.), he said to me "Did you ever think that scissors are kind of like 2 big knives with a hinge in the middle?"