Rick Perry Is Planning to Pants the President at Recess

Governor Goodhair has a new line of thought, which means he'll be out in the backyard playing with it until his Mom calls him in for dinner. Barack Obama, the son of a single mother, had it too damn easy growing up. And this has resulted in his believing that he's just so smart:

"His thinking that he's the smartest guy in the room has hurt America around the world, particularly when it comes to foreign policy. And I think that mentality of 'I'm the smartest guy in the room and therefore it couldn't be my fault' is really hurting America. And we need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life, and understands what it's like to have to deal with the issues in our economy that we have today in Amerca."