Tuesday, August 13, 2013

If you start your negotiations off with “Since you refuse to
get me a dog……” they’re not going to go well. Consider this your friendly
parental service announcement.

Believe me, I get that it seems forever to close on a house.
Just moving in because it is empty is not an option, believe me I’ve researched
it.

Also, I can’t leave the father figure unattended ever. He
just wandered in and said we need seven more kids. It’s not for tax purposes,
nor is it to actually discover where my breaking point is. He just saw a
unicycling family of fourteen on TV and wants to role in their figurative
footsteps. Because that’s what’s missing from my life, a unicycle.