How to Be Absolutely Awesome

The Absolutely Awesome Manifesto

How Many Awesome Rules You Follow Reveal How Awesome You Are.

Rule #1 Create your Own Life
What does that mean to Own Life? To own life means that you call the shots. Nobody tells you how it is, they ask you how it is, and if
it isn’t great, you tell them how it’s going to be. Once you develop the confidence to be utterly awesome, you will find yourself walking into every room as if you own it. You won’t wait for the bartender to ask what you want, you’ll look them in the eye and tell them exactly what you need with a swagger that demands blazing respect. Take note, dudes just respect folks that walk in with a sense of purpose and act like the king of the hill. You win people the first time you speak with them, so smart up, choose you’re words sensibly, look them in the face, and seize the moment. If you say something dumb or uneducated, then go home, stand in the corner, and think about what you’ve done.

Rule #2. Don’t Be Ordinary
When you come to my house, I may offer you a beer. Once I give you a delicious beer, you will detect the lack of tagging on the bottle and inquire about it. I shall then start to tell you that I brewed that beer myself, it is all natural, and it’s merely a hobby of mine. Said person will be impressed by this, and even more impressive, is that you shrug it off like it’s no big deal. Meanwhile, it’s taken me months of research on how to properly brew a real good home brew, which I made from hops that I grow myself, and with grains grown and imported from Ireland. If said individual continues to inquire, it is because they are intrigued, impressed, and have a case of friendly envy.

Then the eureka point. You get a strange feeling that the person is thinking about how wonderful you are. That’s how you know you are amazing, not because you believe so, but because individuals around you consistently believe so, and you now see it.

The fascinating part about this, is you need Purpose. Beer brewing is shabby example. You must master everything in your life, from being a lover, to what ever you do for work, to whatever you do as a hobby, and to tackle any challenge that may arise. This is exactly what separates the awe-inspiring from the ordinary. You master life, you can make dry people laugh, you can make ugly folks feel ravishing, and you can scare people twice your size with just a whit of assured mindset. Are you taking this in? Maybe you should begin taking notes…

Rule #3 Speak Like Confucius- With Wisdom

Even if you don’t consider yourself intelligent, you can make people think you are more intelligent beyond your years, that’s if your lazy self could take the time to learn 1 new word per day. There is nothing that makes a man seem more intelligent, assured, impressive, intimidating, and knowledgeable, than someone with a solid command of their own language. Take 1 minute everyday and learn a new word, and then make it your aim that day to use that new word. In know time you will say something brighter than you ever thought would have come out of your own putrid mouth.

As an alternative to saying,“Wow, that sounds like you could make a lot of money doing something like that”, you would say, “Fascinating, that seems like a lucrative venture”. Read those both back to yourself and envision what which makes you look genius. You desire to look awesome? You need the skill to speak awesome. So go dive into some of that fancy book learnin’ and see what surfaces.

And remember. Laziness KILLS Awesome

Rule #4. Increase Your Standards

Increase your standards. To begin with, take a look at hygiene. Cleanliness is such an important aspect of being awe-inspiring that I can not even start to describe it. There are so many facets of cleanliness. You must live in a clean environment, this goes from the bathroom, to the kitchen, to the floors, to the cabinets, to the kitchen, to the outside of your domain name, to your automobile, to under your armpit, and to the inside of you’re grotesque mouth. Mouthwash, soap, bleach, cleaners, candles, air fresheners, deodorant, cologne/perfume, and I can go on. No person should ever have to smell your stinky house, your smelly McDonalds infested car, your vicious mouth, or worse. Be hygienic about every aspect of your life. To make this simple, I’ll start with your piehole. People believe that they brush their teeth twice a day, their great. That’s a BIG negative. Here’s how an awesome mouth, gets to be so wonderful.

1. Go to the dentist often, plaque stinks, so do rotting teeth, get it done.
2. Brush your teeth more than once a day.
3. Floss after every meal that you can perhaps floss after, I don’t expect you to do this on a date, but if it’s possible, do it.

Now that seems like a lot, and that’s only your mouth, but you need cleanliness to the element in all aspects of your life. It sucks, but is necessary, and will ultimately make you a healthier, more enviable individual.

After you begin to raise your standards, you’ll understand that the house sucks, your car sucks, the places you dine sucks, and your job sucks. Once you recognize that you want bigger and better things out of life is the moment you start to really own life. Own life? That’s seems recognizable now does it?

Rule #5 Be Funny

Everyone has their own humor, and can be uniquely comedic in their own right, but you have to find yours. If you talk like The Nanny, you will not be able to pull of imitating a James Bond act and getting a laugh. This occurs for two reasons, 1. James Bond isn’t amusing, and 2., The Nanny sounds like an idiot.

The reality is that people love being around comical, witty folks. You can’t actually be witty, unless you are amusing, and you can’t really be funny, unless you’re witty. When you unearth your humor, you will know it on the faces of folks around you, and they’ll light up when they see you, understanding that laughs right around the corner. This is tremendously significant in the work place, and even more so on the dating scene. A comical nasty man has more of shot getting the girl than a good looking dry guy. It’s only a basic fact of life, people enjoy other folks who make them laugh, and when your company is sought out, well my friend, you are on track to being awe-inspiring.

Last Rule: Be the Cock.

Not that cock, you dolt. The Confident Peacock. If you don”t believe that you’re awesome, guess what? No one else will either. If you don’t believe in yourself, why would anyone else? Believe it or not, but you exude how you feel to everyone else around you, so if you feel sheepish and nervous, it will reveal. You must learn to place emotion inside you and reveal only what you want folks to see. If someone threatens you, and it really does frighten you, look them in the face and smile like you do not even care what they said, you will feel them cower before you, and that is what you desire. Not for folks to cower in front of you, that’s just an example, but you need folks to believe that nothing fazes you, and then, in time, nothing will faze you, because you will control every situation that your’e in.

Naturally, this is much more difficult than it sounds. You need to be able to keep the same face whether someone is pointing a rubber band at you, or big ass shotgun. Either way, you don’t need a bullet to the eye, or a rubber band, but 99% of the time that someone points a gun at you, it’s for bullying goals, and when you’re not intimidated, the firearm is therefore rendered useless, all by the reaction you exude . Now don’t go getting your dumbass shot on my account, but never reveal to anyone that they have gotten under your skin, and never, ever, lose your cool. Just continue what you are doing, and recognize them at your leisure, what ever the situation may be. Remember, self-confidence will flow out your pores when you have it, and your lack of it will show like a tattoo under a blazing sun.

So are you awesome?

So now you are saying to yourself, Darn, I am not amazing in any way – I smell like old socks inside and out. Well now you’ve a solid guideline written by the Master of Awesomrey, who has a PHD in Awesomotry, and a minor in Awesomatics. You can’t get this stuff anywhere else, and good people, you can’t make this stuff up either, sorry, but it is science.

No go forth and be awesome, you all have it in you. Recall, the first step to being amazing, is picking to be wonderful. Grab life by the horns and POSSESS it, it’s yours for the taking….