August 4th, 2015

It’s time to wake up from your mythology coma and watch the shockingly good 7×03 – Hungry. In which a wayward batboy battles his destiny and Mark Pellegrino embraces his. We also learn that a single minimum wage employee could get some really nice apartments in CA in 1999. We watch the final episode of Millennium 3×22 “Goodbye to all That” and, as a prelude to what might be a real Monkey’s Paw situation, desperately wish for more.

July 14th, 2015

It’s time for the season six finale as we discuss the theoretically exciting monologue laden kludge 6×22 “Biogenesis” in which magic alien space rocks attack bibles to convey information and Mulder gets fucked crazy. Millennium 3×19 “Seven and One” shows us Frank’s fear of drowning and a lot really random nonsense penned by Chris Carter.

July 7th, 2015

Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully’s wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6×21 “Field Trip” Millennium 3×18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the twin MacGuffins of bowls and cloned living hands) but Hollis does get angry.

June 2nd, 2015

Alirio helps us make sense of 6×16 “Alpha” in which a weredog shapeshifter mails himself to himself as a possible insurance fraud scheme? Also Scully is jealous of a werido Mulder met in a dog fetishist chatroom. Millennium 3×13 “Antipas” brings back Lucy Butler who Freddy Kruger rapes Frank.We also learn that Frank Black does not abide hedge mazes.

May 20th, 2015

For the first time ever an episode of The X-Files feels repetitive for a reason. For the “TWILIGHT ZONE” inspired 6×14 “Monday” we are joined by Matt and Mila who wouldn’t dare compare it to “Groundhog Day.” In Millennium 3×11 “Collateral Damage” Spike almost kills Peter Watts’ daughter but is thwarted with the help of real-life-Frohike Art Bell.
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April 29th, 2015

Alirio and Heidi join us for 6×11 “Two Fathers”. It’s the mythology episode Claire has been begging for! Thrill at the minutes of valuable screen time devoted to an unnecessary exposition monologue! Marvel at the most racially uncomfortable writing sense the last time Chris Carter dared to have a black person in one of his scripts! Rage at the injustices heaped upon Jeff Spender: Champion of the Taxpayer! Agonize over the puzzle of why this episode is called “Two Fathers”. In Millennium 3×08 “Human Essence” Hollis has to clear her name and rescue her illegitimate junkie half-sister from a terrible plot.
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April 15th, 2015

Watch out for the terror-birds and typewriters! Alirio and Alex join us as we marvel at the excitement of violations to bio-medical export laws! The stingray has been poisoned by not-so-nano-robots and it’s a race against the clock to solve the convoluted mystery… or not? Meanwhile Millennium 3×06 “Skull and Bones” takes another step towards becoming the X-Files as the shades of gray evaporate even further.

March 24th, 2015

Nutty and Mila are tricked into coming to our spooky haunted mansion to discuss 6×05 “How the Ghosts Stole Christmas” the fourth wacky episode in a row. In Millennium 3×03 “TEOTWAWKI ” National Treasure Detective Sandwich makes a comeback to fight Y2K and Frank continues to be an anti-gun badass.

June 4th, 2014

Thrill! At the easiest escape from a minimum security gulag/day spa ever imagined! Gasp! As Mulder avoids all danger and conflict through a patchwork of plotholes and ridiculous convenience! Weep! For the brave American horse framed for a series of murders he did not commit! Des joins us for “Terma”. Four seasons in and the two-part mythology episodes still make no sense whatsoever.