very odd thing .. www.vonhelton.com .. which BTW I own and host, has eaten over 16GB of bandwidth this month, has rarely done 3GB in many months .. amazingly, the site's never been hacked cosidering all the von helton YouTube show.

coupled with what most see as a mysterious absence of the Baron, since about April, I think there may be news some where of his being
in an insane asylm, or holding a *reptilian* hostage at Kensington Downs with the M.I.B closing in .. or worse, von helton CAPTURED by the reptilian E.T.s, taken to the Orion cluster, mind manipulated to do their bidding and will now return to Earth as the lizard gods' emissary!

ok that's August 4, 2009, so all the things I speculated above *could* have happened since then

So here's the GAME :

post a more recent sighting of Herr Baron ..

.. tell him he better shoot me some money for hosting the website or I'll turn it into *the* place to get all his video works and put up adverts for Scientology and Reptile Merchants, or worse, links to MSNBC and Pacifica Radio

your reward .. satifying all von Helton fans world wide, who for some unknown reason are visiting www.vonhelton.com in record numbers