And just like Pokemon cards, you can bet they'll end up in the celebrity yard sale known as Dancing With the Stars!

Not surprisingly, it looks like Jennifer Aniston might be gearing up to form her own baby army to compete with You-Know-Who.

A source tells Star magazine that Jen is tired of waiting, so she's taken matters into her own hands, already filing the paperwork with an agency in California. She's planning on buyingadopting a baby boy.

Adopting from the good old U.S. of A! Man is the All-American girl!

According to sources, Jen is planning on forking over $250,000 for a nursery and already has a nanny picked out.

Yah give those stupid surrogates even more reason - it's the new crazy in holiday "shop and pop" they go out shop for a kid and lo and behold a woman pops one for them! WTF? Like these dumbass surrogates need more reasons to sell their kids, celebrity authorization.

Stop knocking on Jen that's great that someone is actually adopting a child in the states. You make it seem like she's doing it for competition and not because she wants a child. It's nice to know that one less child that was put up for adoption won't live their life growing up in foster care.

OH PEREZ SHUT THE FUCK UP with the "gearing up to be you know who". Please, enough. I dont think ANgelina is a role model. She is a homewrecker, not once but twice. Leave Jenn alone and IM SO HAPPY, FINALLY someone will be adopting from the USA, the place that made them rich and famous. Not Africa, China and all these other countries that go against us. Good for you Jenn, good luck..

Perez needs to get over this Angie Vs. Jen thing. The story is soo old. So if she dosn't adopt from a foreign country, then she's not cool like the rest of the celebrities??? But of course, if Angie was to be adopting, this article would of read a lot different, wouldn't it?? whatever…..

Re: stars101_sezBradShittIsThePits – What about that big whore Paris that he worships. He doesnt say one negatiive thing about that skank but Jenn who never got arrested for a DWI, doesnt flash her crotch, doesnt jump from bed to bed and is STD free, he'll talk shit about.

So let me get this straight, Perez. If Angelina adopts a baby, it's an amazing thing, very philanthropic, she's saving that baby from a lifetime of destitution and despair, she's a saint, and a wonderful person. But if Jen does it, it's obviously because she wants to "copy" Angelina, she's "buying" a baby, and it has nothing to do with the fact that Jen just may have some maternal instincts and wants a child, and this also somehow makes Jen a monster??? I like your site, Perez, but sometimes I find your judgment to be appalling.

I say that is awesome. Also I commend her for adopting a child in the U.S.A. I think that if this happens she is a lot better person than Anjelina who adopts only kids from other countries. Guess what Anjelina there are tons of kids in the US who would love to be adopted too.

Let me get this straight…. It's cool for Angelina to adopt so many that they are sometimes neglected because the "parents" can't keep up with them, but she can't adopt one without looking like she is trying to compete?? Compete with what? At least hers won't be pissing on chairs to try and get some attention..

Perez, I know you like to be mean to this lady and I know your opinions vary according to who you are talking about but, adoption is a very serious and very noble act of compassion, no matter who adopts.
There are millions of children that die of starvation and curable diseases every day and, if one individual has the generosity of instead of bringing another life to the planet to take in one that is already around (and most certainly condemned from birth), that is marvelous.
Please do refrain from belittling adoption and comparing children to accessories. Your opinions matter these days and you should at least be responsible enough to recognize that this is a universal good and not worthy of your scorn.
I have seen you admit to being wrong before so, please, take whatever it is you have against Miss Aniston and disconnect it from the issue of adoption.
We need more responsible leaders doing what is right but it helps to have responsible media on the side of the common good of all human beings.

Love you Perez, but you're way hard on Aniston. I love how Jolie/Pitt are saints when they adopt, but Aniston is a loser??? Lets not forget that your saint is actually a man stealing marriage wrecker!!!!

Perez, why oh why do you have to make everything Jen does a competition with that nasty nasty Angelina? I seriously doubt that Jen adopting a child has anything to do with Angelina. Leave it alone already! Enough is Enough!

Please don't talk negatively about adoption!
I was adopted in the 70's. I am glad someone/anyone is adopting from our country instead of going overseas. They are MANY children in need of adoption right here.
Also, it is easier for the adopted child when they are the same race as the parent. When you are adopted, you seek anyone that remotely looks like you. And when you are asian and you're parents are white…well, it makes it more difficult to find "you"

Amazing! You passed on all the headlines of Star and other mags about Brad & Angie's rumors, fights and break up yet you publish this bs????? WTF???? I honestly don't believe any of this is true… hopefully she will remain true to herself and keep on with her single life!
If she actually adopts that will mean that she has some troubles conceiving and that will make Brad look once more like a big douche for leaving her!

So, Brangelina are saints for adopting so many kids they can't give them the attention they need on an individual basis, but Jen is buying ONE kid? Give me a break, Perez. Don't tell me Brangelina don't "buy" their children. They seem to be able to get ahold of them really fast. Must be the "charitable foundations" they've set up around the world.
I feel for Jen. She deserves to be happy and if she wants a child and can afford one and wants to shower a deserving child with her love, let her. Sheryl Crowe did it. Others have done it…oh, wait, they must be schmucks who bought their kids too.

Brangelina is a saint because she's doing it to better the children not for herself. Jennifer, however, does it for publicity. Jen can't even handle being with a relationship with a guy how much more a relationship with a baby that is not hers. Just because she made "family oriented" movies does not mean that SHE IS. She may have played goody googy roles and it doesn't mean that SHE is either.

perez, fuck off! you keep saying that celebs should adopt kids in the USA and when someone say they're going to you say they're buying kids. God, you're so bitter. If you have no respect for her, whatever, no one cares about your opinion, but you have no right to say that about a child! You know he might grow up and hear people say this kind of stuff about him and that's just MEAN. Every child out there deserves to be loved and if that's true, GO JEN! She doesn't have to come up with a little army of kids raised by their nannys like those two CREEPS you adore.

Wait, it's wonderful for homewrecker Angie dear to do it, but not Jen? You are so obviously "team Brangelina" it is laughable. Praise someone who seemingly adopts kids out of a mental illness which appears to make her strive to have as many as possible, but a single woman who probably has time for a child gets this kind of reaction? I think Angelina just wants kids to have them, if Jen wants one, she more than likely really wants one. Ease up, you are starting to look really bad…seriously.

How Angelina turned her troubled youth around after adopting Maddox is well documented. How BBT left Angelina because he didn't want an adopted child is also well documented. Aniston has lied over the years about wanting to be a mother, just to manipulate her stupid brainless fans. And now that it is "fashionable" to be a mother, of course she needs one. This is the woman who said a husband better be like a dog wagging his tail coming home. She certainly doesn't deserve a loving husband, and if this rumor is true, God help the poor child who will be raised by a nanny. Angelina and Brad are committed to raising children and they both said that is one of the main reasons they united with each other. That means, Brad and Aniston was NOT united, because guess who didn't want children? Certainly not Brad.

Re: pic aso – Hahahaha cause Jen is parading with her adoption papers around New York right??? At least Jen is NOt using kids to keep a man by her side or parading some random kids from different nations just so paps will snap a couple of pics of her and clean a morbid image like Angelina does… Poor Angelina even with that many kids and a man she is definetely NOT happy with her life and the body she is in… she hurted sooo many people during her life and now all of that harm is taking a toll on her!

Jennifer is a classy girl with a sweet heart, it was her choice to have or not a baby and I'm glad she remained true to herself at the time and didn't bring to the world a kid to be in the middle of an unhappy marriage when she was sure that Angelina was not the first slut her husband cheated with… can you blame her for that?

If i was in her position i would try and adopt aswell. She has the money, and possibility's and most of all (hopefully) the love. So good for her, go for it. There are loads of children that need a loving home.

30 million people are homeless and go to sleep without food in the US-millions in foster care that end up having an unstable life..so why is it wrong for to adopt in US?she'll be giving a child a life that he/she will not have..new hopes and dreams-so why is wrong?Angie has adopted none fr US-what does that mean?willing to help other nation but not their own?Of course not!i know angie has donated a lot to charity but so has Jen!Wherever a person adopt from-point of the matter is the most important thing is they care and love for the child-it will be something the child might not get to experience in foster care..so seriously perez this you hating jen thing is getting old..she's one of the most down-to-earth celebrity!oh and if angie so good,have u counted her carbon foot print?i mean with all those traveling in private jets,jet setting around the globe with the kids..hmm…what does that say of her?nobody is perfect perez..but pls jen,is one of the most respected celebs out there..this whole you hating jen is lame-and for what i can see from the majority of the comments-u are on ur own in the whole jen hatred thing!

so here we go again the essential accessory for the a lister lets have a baby but not our own lets adopt!!! it works for brangalina lets all jump on the baby train.
for celebs its easy to pick up a kid for the rest of us not so much.