I want to say that I think these last 2 updates of hearthstone really inspired me to like this game... a lot. Between baku and mech hunter. Now this might seem hypocritical of me to complain about any type of cheese(I usually main kingsbane/oil rogues since it is a different mechanic) but I find druid so anti-fun. It seems like druid is predictable and just not exciting. It is mostly stall stall stall until you get OTK and viola. I have to get super lucky or have a deck that can work against it. Even watching youtube videos are so boring to watch of this mechanic. Maybe I am just more salty about spreading plague but whatever.

TLDR; druid is anti fun and mech hunter is most fun but not viable.

I see your point. Druid IS SO TOTALLY BORING right now. Druid was the first class I ever started to play Hearthstone seriously with way back when they were selling the adventures with the cards (like Blackrock Mountain). The current standard decks that have the best win rates are slower than ever and super wonky. Playing against Druid is super boring, too. I've branched out to other classes so I know how it feels. It's like, "armor, 6 armor, 6 armor" I always feel like jumping up and down when my opponent chooses "draw a card" because i might see something new next and be surprised. Usually I'm not. It's just a person who doesn't know how to use the Branching Paths correctly. Druid is really difficult to play right now and super boring to play against. A lot of that shit is going to be rotated out, though. I wish it wouldn't be months of a wait, but it's going away in the future, at least! I really would love for the tree theme to be more viable in the future. The Mulchmuchers are super fun to play with. Right now that's not a winner, though, so nobody likes it.

a smart player would dust their entire collection and play shudderwock shaman.

but im a bad player and i deserve nothing short of a 0% winrate forever.

May the RNG force be with you tomorrow. It was with me yesterday. They actually emoted "Well played" before dumping their Shudderwock on the board, and then I didn't die, and then on my turn I killed them. It will happen for you soon. I can just feel it. The RNG has left me and shall pass to you.

I just want to get an odd murloc priest deck happening, but dammit I keep running into super aggro decks that have all the answers and I can't stick anything to the board!

Why can't I meme in peace?!

Because this meta is completely toxic. No fun allowed. You need to play some bloodsucking rogue deck that removes everything, ridiculous zoolock with Always Keleseth turn 2 and 15+ worth of stats on the board after 4 turns, Even lock with always double giants turn 4/5, any of the bullshit recruit / mana cheat druid decks... oh or DEATHRATTLE HUNTARD. Jesus Christ I am so sick to death of that one deck.

Its all the same. Game after game after game. I should be grateful for this wonderful diverse meta? Well fuck diversity. 10 distinct forms of cancer isn't any better than 3 forms. At least with a few OP decks you can practise on beating them. I just cant get a positive winrate with so, so many fucked up OP shit decks. The only way is to join the cancer and get some soulless netdeck and get wins you get no joy or satisfaction from, climbing a pointless ladder where only more pain, frustration and depression lies higher up ahead.