[[Two people are sitting on chairs.]]
Man: Hey, cute netbook.
Woman:
What.
Man: Your laptop. I just --
Woman: No, why are you talking to me.
Woman: Who do you think you are? If I were even slightly interested, I'd have shown it.
Woman: Hey everyone, this dude's hitting on me.
Voice #1: Haha
Voice #2: Creepy
Voice #3: Let's get his picture for Facebook to warn others.
((This panel fades into a thought bubble of the actual man.))
[[The girl is typing on her laptop.]]
Dear blog,
Cute boy on train still ignoring me.
{{Title text: And I even got out my adorable new netbook!}}

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

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