Spook agencies like the CIA aren't known for being practicaljokers when they make claims about such things.

Nor are they all that well known for getting things right, fuckwit.

But in this case fuckwit, you've got it wrong. As usual.

In your dreams, Piggy. As usual.

Pigs are surprisingly intelligent creatures,

Only to you, Yap-Yap. Perhaps if you drank a bottle or two ofSchnapps (for the Dutch courage) and then trotted yourselfoff to Sulawesi for that snailbrain implant, you'd begin tounderstand that their intelligence is *not* surprising atall.