New Captain America Image: Red Skull sure has a red skull

First Avenger: Captain America is being directed by Joe Johnston, so it’s most likely going to be a disappointment, but we can all still be good internet nerds and pretend like it won’t. That’s what my parents did with me and look how that turned out. Okay, bad example. Marvel has said the first trailer for the Avengers will be attached to either Captain America or Thor (which looks a lot more promising), and in the meantime, Entertainment Weekly posted this new picture of Red Skull. Or should I say the APTLY NAMED Red Skull. Believe it or not, that’s Hugo Weaving (The Agent from The Matrix) under there. Jeez, with all those buckles and leather, this has to be the second gayest look we’ve ever seen on him.

wow charlie sheen looks that bad without makeup on gosh I fell like I kindof owe him something *Shits in a bag* there you go Charlie.

By: Jacktion!

03.03.2011 @ 7:12 PM

I can hardly wait until every third comment isn’t Sheen related.

By: spazmodic

03.03.2011 @ 7:16 PM

Every FOURTH comment, you mean.

By: Monks

03.03.2011 @ 8:09 PM

The Sheen-isms, like every other topical frot-meme will run it’s course and eventually won’t ever show up agai- BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

damnit.

By: enigmahfc

03.03.2011 @ 8:26 PM

I can’t Sheen until Sheen is all Sheen because Sheen Sheen Sheen Sheen Sheen.

Did I do that right?

By: Robocop on a unicorn

03.03.2011 @ 8:59 PM

That belt buckle is the HYDRA organization’s logo. I know this because I live in my mom’s basement and have no girlfriend.(that’s just geek speak for I own comics and am still a virin)

By: Robocop on a unicorn

03.03.2011 @ 9:00 PM

*virgin

Oh shit, why did I correct myself?

By: Ax Anderson

03.03.2011 @ 9:16 PM

How does he actually get that thing on?

By: Fek'lhr

03.03.2011 @ 9:34 PM

This is gayer than a Romulan hair dresser. Fucking Red Skull is supposed to be a Nazi, this HYDRA forshak is fucked.

The Klingon Empire was already dubious of this movie, but now nothing short of Hugo Weaving fucking Ed Norton up the ass in a jail shower will keep The Empire from labeling this movie as a “Rom Com” (movies suitable only for Romulan Communists).

And yes, The Mighty Feklahr just asserted that prison rape would make this movie less gay. When you BAC is at least .20, you can come fight Him about it.