Jamie and Eric (oh, OK then, Stretch and Booty, since Brad seems to have the main call on nicknames right now) have been drawn against the No 1 seeds, so Miami doesn't seem quite so sunshine superman for that first round appearance. Andy and Tim gave Bjorkmann and Mirnyi a few scares during Indian Wells so maybe the toothsome two can go one better.

Oh the ecstacy of the agony following it on live scoreboard - the masochist's chosen wepaon of torture.