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Monday, February 12, 2018

Valentine: See Categories Of Guys You Will Meet And How They Will Behave

The annual celebration of love is here again! The season of red and
white is one of the anticipated commemorations of love for those in
relationships. However, based on a research by Nigeria Online Business,
this year’s celebration will spring up many surprises.

It shall
come to pass that on that day, that the drama shall be unlimited. To
prevent awkward surprises, we have compiled a list of guys you will see
this during this festival of love. We all know Valentine for most guys
mean spending money but the economy has not been smiling. So here are 10
ways guys will likely act come February 14th.

1. Those who are preparing for it

Based
on our research, these people are planning to give bae a treat she
won’t forget in a hurry. Whether there’s recession or not, Buhari or
Goodluck, APC or PDP, their girlfriends can be assured that they won’t
be disappointed. Expensive gifts, exotic dates, vacation and many more
are some of the plans this category of guys have in store.

2. Those with problems

By
now, these set of guys are already lamenting that things are not going
as expected. If they’ve been saying it before, they will emphasize it
again and again so their girlfriends won’t even have any hope. It’s
either there’s a problem at work or someone owing them money absconded
etc There must just be a good excuse. If your guy complains of this,
dear sister, just go and pray. God is your consolation in this trying
period.

3. Those who will celebrate it in church

As
we all know, 2018 Ash Wednesday coincides with the Valentine
celebration. If your boyfriend is pious, just forget any date or gift.
Spirit mode activated! If he’s not fasting, he could also invite you
over to his church because his pastor told him to be in church for a
Valentine day’s program. All na format! He has decided to love God due
to condition.

4. Those who looking forward to the matchesWhere
are the football fans? Many guys are already jubilating because of the
Barca vs. PSG match. The excitement is real! Whether they have money or
not, there’s nothing like Valentine to them. Aside the fact that the
match is a must-watch, you do the maths. Viewing centre is N200 while
date is N10, 000 or more depending on their girlfriend’s taste. The
difference is clear. Guys be like “baby, prove your love to me by
watching this match.”

5. Those who will fall sick

Those
who are thinking the most and are frustrated with the coming
celebration are those who have a girlfriend that is more than their
pocket. This measure may look extreme but how man go do? They are
already thinking of falling sick and which type of sickness is the best
excuse. They will be wondering the one their girlfriend will believe the
most. If you’re that girlfriend, by the time they are done with the
arrangement, you may end up spending your money on them out of concern.
Sense will not kill guys!

6. Those who will travel

Well,
some guys can’t really man up and tell their girlfriends that there is
no show. The drama can be too much. To avoid this, they will play along
and promise heaven and earth. On the D-Day, they would send bae a
message that they received an emergency call to travel. The only travel
they will really do is to go and spend the day at one of their hommies’
place. Haha, we understand; someone cannot come and kill himself.

7. Those who will be MIA

Very
wise guys! They will make mouth watering promises and may even tell
their girlfriends to bring her friends because that day will be mad fun.
You wish! On valentine’s day, they will start giving excuses like long
traffic, flat tire, flat battery – you just name it! Don’t be shocked!
All the calamities that supposedly occur that day will return to
normalcy the next day. But that Feb 14th? They will be MIA- Missing in
Action.

8. Those who are blunt

These
guys are the real MVPs. They’re brave. There’s no time for all the
tricks other guys are preparing. They would just tell their girlfriends
straight up that there will be nothing like Valentine. They be like,
“forget all those telemundo, let’s do Nigerian love” or “this year is
bad timing; we will do it specially next year” etc. We at Nigeria Online
Business are amazed at how these guys do this. One thing we discovered though is that...