The big tease

Brian and Bubble may be like chalk and cheese, but the two are rapidly developing a love/hate relationship.

Brian and Bubble may be like chalk and cheese, but the two are rapidly developing a love/hate relationship. The pair spent this afternoon teasing each other in the kitchen while the rest of the group sunbathed.

"Look at them. They're all so tanned with their great torsos," Brian said, pointing outside, voicing concern over his own figure. "That's nuffin' you should see the belly I've got!" Bubble chirped.

"That has got to go," Brian said, shocked. "Well what are we gonna do," Bubble shrugged in his cockney tones. "A fitness regime?" "Well why don't we?" For the next few weeks I could be your fitness advisor." Bubble mocked the idea: "You are a trolley dolly!" "I am a flight attendant!" Brian snapped back, retorting the tease.

"In all fairness," Bubble continued. "If I'm gonna ask anyone, I'm gonna ask people who've done it before." "I do work out," Brian snapped again. "Really? Well you don't do it very well!"

Blabbing away, Bubble then let his new housemate in on his life of pranks. Many of which shocked his newfound friend. "That's not fun!" he exclaimed, after hearing a tale of an egg-throwing ambush. "Laughing, joking, buying a top that's too small - that's fun. Dying your hair a different colour - that's fun."

"Ah come on," Bubble chuckled. "Being egged by a bunch of people you don't even know. That's fun!"

The duo continued their jibes until finally joining the others in the garden, with Brian having the last word: "I think I'm overdosing on bubbles," he said.

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