Illegal Chickenfarmer Skit for Boy Scouts

Illegal Chickenfarmer Skit

This Skit is meant for Boy Scouts. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.

Script:

Two scouts are policemen and one scout is a chickenfarmer. One scout is a narrator offstage.Doing this with Russian or German accents might make it more entertaining.

Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...(Two police walk up to farmer)Farmer: Hallo, officers.Police: Hey there, What are you doing?Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.Police: What are you feeding them?Farmer: Corn Police: What! There is a corn shortage. Three years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away)Narrator: THREE YEARS LATERFarmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...(Two police walk up to farmer)Farmer: Uh oh.Police: Hey there, What are you doing?Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.Police: What are you feeding them?Farmer: WheatPolice: What! There is a wheat shortage. Five years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away)Narrator: FIVE YEARS LATERFarmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...(Two police walk up to farmer)Farmer: Uh oh.Police: Hey there, What are you doing?Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.Police: What are you feeding them?

(continue with beans, rice, ... as long as you want to drag it out. But, two is usually enough)

Farmer: Dollars!Police: Dollars?!? Why are you feeding them dollars?Farmer: So they can go buy their own food!