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Have you ever read or heard something so ridiculous that it made you face palm so hard you (hopefully metaphorically) smashed your nose into your brain and sustained irreversible brain damage?

This thread is to immortalize those comments, verbal or written, composed of enough earth-collapsing ignorance to single handedly rip a black hole in reality large enough to devour our universe through its vacuous, unadulterated stupidity.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..."

Euthydemus:

"If you will answer my questions, said Dionysodorus, I will soon extract the same admissions from you, Ctesippus. You say that you have a dog.

Yes, a villain of a one, said Ctesippus.
And he has puppies?
Yes, and they are very like himself.
And the dog is the father of them?
Yes, he said, I certainly saw him and the mother of the puppies come together.

And is he not yours?
To be sure he is.Then he is a father, and he is yours; ergo, he is your father, and the puppies are your brothers."

"If you will answer my questions, said Dionysodorus, I will soon extract the same admissions from you, Ctesippus. You say that you have a dog.

Yes, a villain of a one, said Ctesippus.
And he has puppies?
Yes, and they are very like himself.
And the dog is the father of them?
Yes, he said, I certainly saw him and the mother of the puppies come together.

And is he not yours?
To be sure he is.Then he is a father, and he is yours; ergo, he is your father, and the puppies are your brothers."

They’re called fascists, just like Michael Savage. No, fuck you. Way to go conflating a voluntarily chosen ideological position with a forced condition of economic servitude. Please teach us how to be bourgeois insurrectionists! I steal internet from a hacked DSL gateway. I haven’t said a single thing I am ashamed of.

Q: What is an English Literature Major going to grad school's biggest fear?

A: An entry level job position

I make funny

Or being promoted to store manager at Starbucks. **takes a bow**

To paraphrase Marc Faber: We're all doomed, but that doesn't mean that we can't make money in the process.
Rabbi Lapin: "Let's make bricks!"
Stephan Kinsella: "Say you and I both want to make a German chocolate cake."

Lets say there has never been a law stating that killing other people is wrong and should be punished. Then how would you know that is wrong and it is the believe of majority of other people? It is only wrong because some point in the past some law maker made that law. ﻿

Lets say there has never been a law stating that killing other people is wrong and should be punished. Then how would you know that is wrong and it is the believe of majority of other people? It is only wrong because some point in the past some law maker made that law. ﻿

You're the narrator? I've enjoyed a few of those videos, but I didn't know that the creator was on here.