Rather than scatter our best snipes, barbs, retorts, takedowns, hammerlocks, and nut punches on the regular Razz pages, or elsewhere in the forums, or on that God-forsaken unreadable Yahoo! posting board, this is your one-stop shopping clearinghouse for not-for-the-faint-of-heart RCL trash talking.

I throw down the gauntlet with this observation, made previously elsewhere. Tell me, Rest O' The League, why do your outfields suck? I'm looking at you, BigFatHippo. Ben Francisco, Mike Cameron AND Lastings Milledge, all in one OF? Am I dreaming? That would be some high calibre stuff, if your team was the Buffalo Bisons.

I autodrafted, and my OF is full of red-meat-eaters: Carlos Lee, Dunn, Krispie, with Granderson and Rios sucking bench. Sure, I need another MI, but guess what? We all need another MI.

All right. Discuss amongst yourselves. I fear what I may have unleashed.

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.Is your league H2H? Roto?I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

Oh, SaltyBiscuits -- I am willing to bet you a pound of pastrami that Prince Fielder and Carlos Lee will both have more RBIs after the all-star break than will Cracky McSmokesalot. His numbers will no doubt be very good by season's end, but I'm thinking he maxes out around 125 RBIs -- which means he's got about fifty left in his bat from here to October. Remember, Justin Morneau had 24 HRs and 74 RBIs at the all-star break last year. Afterwards, not so much.

And speak for yourself with the cracknasty OF. My team has many holes (insert obvious "holes" joke here)(insert obvious "insert" joke here) but OF is not one of them. Lee, Dunn, and whichever one of Grandy, Rios and Krispie gets hot? I'll sleep tight with these studs roaming my outfield grass.

Now, my Pedroia-O-Cab-Cantu IF -- that's another story. Or the relief corps of Gagne, Soriano, and Masa Kobayashi. And the fabled rotation of Perez, Cain, and pray for Randy Johnson's arm not to fall off.