Thousands of sports dorks saw a woman in a bra for the first time when this woman streaked at last night's Rockies-Phillies game (Philly won, by the way). And by "streaked" I mean she ran around in more clothes than Hooters waitresses, anyone on spring break, or your mom.

Fortunately for us, reader Jeepster was at the game, and he provides us with such a detailed description of the event that we hardly need the photograph.

I was at the Rockies/Phillies game tonight where Manny Corpas put on a clinic on how to blow a lead. Runners on second and third, we [I think Jeepster plays for the Rockies – Ed.] intentionally walk the #4 hitter with a .180 BA, so we can try to get a double play ball from the next batter, who is hitting .348. Of course he hits a triple. Fucking Rockies.

I think it was the seventh or eighth, but there was a very busty woman who entered the field, ripped off her shirt, then ran across the outfield, boobs bouncing in her bra the whole way. She got stopped in centerfield, where she was escorted off.

I guess the first part of this was shown on TV, but they cut away pretty quickly. I'm not sure if there were any readers paying attention with cameras. I just got a shitty cell phone pic from the club level, not a good quality pic.

Amazing, right? I feel like I was there in the stands. I can especially visualize the boobs bouncing. Although that's probably from the years of practice I've had. And one day, I hope to successfully touch a pair. You know, without someone calling for the police.

Meanwhile, HHY was at the White Sox-Yankees game, and the closest thing he saw to a fuckable blond taking off her top was two 200-pound bitches from Bridgeport fight over a steak pita.

Seriously.

04.23.08 at 1:38 pm

swanychitown

Meanwhile, SwanyChi was on the Northside of the city checking out all the tig-ole-bitties on full display at Wrigley, then moseyed on down to the southside for a day night doubleheader, seeing nothing but a baseball game and a back breaking long dong. Aawweee Yeeeee!

04.23.08 at 1:41 pm

Pauly

So, I still have sex with my socks on.

04.23.08 at 1:42 pm

The Hero

@HHY:

Reason #459 why CT should be wiped off the face of the Earth.

04.23.08 at 1:42 pm

Pauly

Wait, I meant I still have sex with my socks.

*sad face*

04.23.08 at 1:43 pm

Tim

Dude, dude, yes. Y'know what? She seems fun.

04.23.08 at 1:45 pm

Pauly

"That John Denver is full of shit!"

04.23.08 at 1:46 pm

Allan Stokke

The Rockies have fans?

Also: I hope her punishment is to be brutally gang raped. Oh? You want to be a dirty skank? OK now you get gang raped. Court Adjourned.

04.23.08 at 1:49 pm

Cock Flashy

@Hero: Out of curiousity, what are the first 458 reasons CT should be wiped off the face of the Earth?

04.23.08 at 1:51 pm

doogieinrichmond

@Shan

You mean "punched in the forehead with a closed fist."

/Rocky Bernard

04.23.08 at 1:54 pm

doogieinrichmond

By the way, what is with all the Mardi Gras beads?

04.23.08 at 2:01 pm

swanychitown

Mardi Gras Beads are to Drunk People

as

Penis is to Vagina

They find each other. Get it?

04.23.08 at 2:01 pm

swanychitown

Mardi Gras Beads are to Drunk People

as

Penis is to Vagina

They find each other. Get it?

04.23.08 at 2:05 pm

Merk

And one day, I hope to successfully touch a pair

Judging by the look on his face, the young fella in that picture is about to get his hands on his first set of boobies too, and man is he giddy about it.

04.23.08 at 2:07 pm

Monkey Knife Fight

The 2 dudes in that picture aren't security guards…they're just trying to cop a feel like any other red blooded American male would.

04.23.08 at 2:18 pm

t3minator

I've seen more skin when my mom cooks dinner, naked.

04.23.08 at 2:35 pm

Meat

Ah, Philly women…if I could only replace the women of Chi-Town with them.

Adrienne!! (real name of Philly chick I used to date)

04.23.08 at 4:25 pm

straightcashhomie

How about the dude looking as though he's about bitch slap the shit out of her!

04.23.08 at 10:41 pm

wlmiller2

she is sexy, i just saw her hot videos on I n t i ma t e m i n g l e DOTC OM. many people talk about her there.

04.24.08 at 6:20 am

Nancy

I have seen more photos at M yI n terracialMatch. c om where i have met many single black and white guys, they make me happier..