I'm currently based in Sydney, Australia. Want to hire me for some
graphics work or photography?

Why
"sevenfloorsdown"

I
was watching this now defunct-show on what used to be UNTV (UHF 37)
called Roam. It, basically, had the host go to different places--could
be anywhere, from restaurants to butterfly farms to church side vendor
stalls. This one episode, he was in some caves in Antipolo and he had
the following conversation with the guide: