Mitt Romney: Nowhere Man

Critics and supporters alike are increasingly calling for Mitt Romney’s policy specifics, and on Sunday another voice joined the chorus: Former Minnesota Gov. and potential running mate Tim Pawlenty. Speaking on CBS’ Face the Nation, Pawlenty asserted that Romney had put out a plan for tax reform, but admitted that the details remained murky. — National Journal

Mitt’s a real nowhere man
With an empty nowhere plan
And a plastic nowhere tan like nobody’s

He’s got fifty points of view
Nothing that he says is true
It’s not hard to see right through his mask

Nowhere Man, stop smirking
Your façade’s just not working
In the fall we’ll make you sorry you even ran

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He’d like to be president
Of the top point one percent
But he needs us to consent to his madness

He’s a crass flip-flopper
He won’t tell just one whopper
Nowhere Man, your hollowness shines through on C-Span

He’s got fifty points of view
Nothing that he says is true
It’s not hard to see right through his mask

Nowhere Man, stop smirking
Your façade’s just not working
In the fall we’ll make you sorry you even ran

Mitt’s a real nowhere man
With a plastic nowhere tan
And an empty nowhere plan for nobody
And an empty nowhere plan for nobody
And an empty nowhere plan for nobody