Cleveland Steamer For $69

It’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake these days. It’s also become apparent that the internet will always find a way to outsmart filters and moderators. Take this Living Social deal in Cleveland offering eco-friendly carpet cleaning and deodorizing.

Either the crew at LivingSocial has a very awesome sense of humor to maintain such a lenient policy on acceptable offers or the person responsible for reviewing offers was home-schooled with crazy parental controls on any and all forms of media. Or s/he just doesn’t give a steamer.

Here’s the full text of the offer with key snippets highlighted:

If you’re looking to romance that special someone, forget about spa treatments and up-market dinner dates in Tremont (save that for tomorrow’s deal). Steam it up courtesy of today’s offer from Cleveland Steamer with an eco-friendly carpet cleaning and deodorization for three areas (up to 900 square feet) for $69 (regularly $180). Your beau will swoon over the attention to detail and how the carpet won’t just be clean, but protected and odor-free. What’s more, this truck-mount steam-cleaning service uses only green products so you can be sure to keep the chemistry in your relationship, but the chemicals out of your home. Cleveland Steamer’s been going ten years strong. Let them boost the longevity of your carpets — and your love life.

Honestly, if you need carpet cleaning to spice up and/or save your relationship, then you probably don’t know what a real Cleveland Steamer is. Either that or you probably doled out a Cleveland Steamer that went wrong, in which case – sweet irony!

We have to admit if our significant other bought this as a gift, we’d probably rethink our dietary habits and bathroom schedule (or grow some balls in the bedroom).