The Great Halloween Tree, a recipe

Now you might be saying to yourself, “Wow that Shawna has really gone off the deep end with holidays.” Or “Hmm, that looks suspiciously like a Christmas tree underneath those spooky cute decorations.” But really, you’re probably thinking, “HOW DO I GET ONE?!?”

Step 3: Place decorations carefully throughout your universal holiday tree. There’s no wrong-way but you definitely don’t want to overcrowd an area with too many witch hats or mini-pumpkins. Spread the love and for heaven’s sake, don’t skimp.

Step 4: Realize your 9-foot universal holiday tree is larger than expected. Re-print Michael’s coupons and run back immediately. Step 5: Try artfully scattering faux spider webs to enhance creepiness. Immediately get pissed off at the clumpiness of $.99 spider webs. Remove webs. Hide the evidence.Step 6: Practice explanation for inevitable conversation with spouse. Develop a quick and succinct rationale for question: “Did you really go to Michael’s three times this weekend?”

Step 7: Carefully place pièce de résistance atop tree, angling for maximum cuteness. Listen carefully as Sorting Hat whispers “Gryffindor!” Obviously. Mentally dedicate tree to former student Carlos for bestowing upon you said hat.Step 8: Bask in all of the goofy glory. Prepare explanations for why 9-foot universal holiday tree is available for said glory.Step 9. Don’t forget to spread the spooky love to other areas of the house.xoxo,
Shawna