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They’re never going to pass any useful laws in the states. There’s only one solution left…

It worked with drunk drivers and it worked with smokers. I propose a campaign of shame. Let all the gun owners know that WE know they all have small penises. Let all gun owners know that WE know they’re all cowards. Let gun owners know that they’re not fit to be with decent people.

Eventually, there might be a few less guns, and a few less dead students.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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It’s not like guns have been glorified and romanticized by our fiction…

But we should never forget, a gun killed Batman’s parents…

…and a gun killed Archie Andrews.

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For last week’s Bun Toon, which offered MORE solutions to the world’s problems, click here.

For the Bun Toon Archive, featuring hundreds of Bun Toons from years past, click here.

This is the LATEST I’ve ever put up a Bun Toon, but I have very good excuse! I spent the morning with my daughter recording backing vocals for GLENN REID’S newest CD, and couldn’t get to the drawing desk on time.

But I Bun Toon in hurricanes, darkness and floods, so it arrives after all, if a few hours late.

Now that DC Comics has replaced their nearly-always-dead-Robin the Boy Wonder with Casper the Friendly Ghost, I thought it might be a nice opportunity to look back at a few other corporate, and institutional, mascots that have been replaced over the years. It’s a fascinating history.

How many of you still remember these…

The stuff about Spuds MacKenzie is completely true, I looked it up. She was really named HONEY TREE EVIL EYE.

Please serve your dog alcohol RESPONSIBLY.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your BONUS Corporate Mascot Comic Book Moment:

Because LSD memories are so unreliable, I kept a copy of this from my childhood. It’s real.

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For last week’s re-run Bun Toons (because there was a convention), click here.

Because you can’t spell Christmas, without the letters “national tragedy”.

I wanted to avoid the subject. I’ve ignored the cable news, and haven’t clicked onto Huffington Post in weeks, but the culture comes at you anyway. Now, my bestest pal DAN SLOTT is surrounded by Secret Service agents because he’s getting death threats for writing a rip-roaring Spider-Man yarn. What is wrong with you people and the guns and the death?

Thank god we have the NRA, and the voice of sanity in Wayne LaPierre.

Because, you know…violent video games, mental illness, media, etc.

Earlier this month, a crazy man entered a school trying to kill as many children as he could with a deadly weapon. He attacked more than two dozen, but the country was China and the deadly weapon was a knife and as a result, NOT ONE SINGLE VICTIM DIED.

The only difference between the event in China and the event in Newtown was the presence of the gun. So the evidence is in, the conversation is over.

Except for exceptionally stupid people.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your BONUS NRA COMIC BOOK moment:

Superboy was willing to endorse the NRA back in the Sixties, but that was before skin-piercing Kryptonite bullets.

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For last week’s far more Christmas-y Bun Toon, click the unarmed Santa.