Lindsay Lohan Is 27 Today. Hey, Remember That Other Time She Was 27?

It's Lindsay Lohan's 27th birthday today! Happiest of all days, Linds. Of course, I'm guessing this feels a little bit old hat, because you've been 27 before. You were 27 for a whole hour and 42 minutes back in 2006, when Just My Luck hit theaters.

I don't recall anyone actually confirming that Lindsay's character was 27, but I promise you that's how old she was supposed to be. Nothing that she had in that movie has ever been possessed all at once by anyone before at least 27—even though the real Lindsay was 19 when she shot the movie. But that sort of cheery delusion is why we love romantic comedies, right? (And if you don't believe me re: the heroines always being 27, just close your eyes for a second and try to hear Kate Hudson or Katherine Heigl saying, in an indignant voice, "I'm 27 years old!" You can hear it, right? Me too.)

La Lohan might not have actually uttered those words in Just My Luck, but her every move screamed ROM-COM 27-YEAR-OLD. Witness:

She lives on Fifth Avenue.

She doesn't just have a doorman. She has the cab-hailing sort of doorman.

This is her apartment.

And this is her closet. As a reminder, this is in Manhattan. If you're ever in an apartment in Manhattan and you see a closet like this, run—because you are in the home of a witch.

She owns a belted trench and this scarf, which is not the scarf of anyone who has not lived for a while. If she was anywhere close to her real age, she would have already cried this morning because she almost couldn't find her North Face, then found it, then decided she was in too bad of a mood not to wear Uggs, judgey people be damned!

She is not the receptionist. The receptionist is there to hand her messages.

She gets asked out by guys who have business cards.

And in this case, the guy was Chris Carmack—who was, at the time the movie came out, 26. (So was Chris Pine, the guy she ended up with.)

Happy birthday, Lindsay! And happy Just My Luck rewatching day to everybody else.