Hey, hypothetical insane billionaire we all too frequently address — are you in the market for some objets d'art that ooze cultural refinement? At Los Angeles' La Luz De Jesus Gallery, you can pick up a painting from Rodolfo Loaiza's Disasterland series, which depict Disney icons in compromising situations. It's well-trod territory, but some of these are goofy enough to coax out a chortle. Explains the Gallery:

Continuing his penchant for cleverly depicting the "uncouth" customs of our dichotomous society, Rodolfo explores what would happen to our fables if they were flesh and blood and confronted with the frenetic and excessive world of fame. Who among them would prove susceptible to the excesses of drugs, alcohol, harassment or vanity?

And I'm loath to be the bringer of bad news, but the evil queen from Snow White tooting cocaine was snatched up for $1,100. Think of all the sitting rooms it will never tie together.