HNN (Henman News Network)- High school coach of democrat Barak Obama - Paul Whitebottom claims that the democrat often stole bowling balls during his practice sessions and was never actually in his bowling squad.

Sources close to London mayor Ken Livingstone have admitted today that his position is fast becoming untenable after he was photographed with his underpants around his ankles in a public convenience near City Hall.

As Big Oil representatives were being grilled on Capitol Hill about their massive profits of $40 billion last year, the spokesmen successfully turned the microscope on consumers, saying that Joe Average has way too much disposable income and the comp...

(Northern Territory) A saltwater crocodile has made a dramatic rescue after his mate was involved in an unprovoked attack by a human male in the Litchfield National Park near Darwin in Australia's Northern Territ...

London - (Ass Mess): Prof Sir Roy Meadow has been appointed as a top education adviser to UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown following a seminal cabinet decision to invest heavily in a Californian educational pseudo-science import called Brain Gym.

After what happened with his co-star Daniel Radcliffe, I must say I am some what put off to interview Rupert Grint, but I am reassured that he is a lot different to his saucy fellow wizard, so sceptically I arrive at the respectable cafe the young ginger suggested we meet.

Dwain Chambers, the drugs cheat sprinter who signed for Castleford Rugby League Club this week, has further astonished sports fans by announcing that he is to ride the favourite White Powder in this...

There was intense drama and skilful scriptwriting evident in Tuesday's edition of British soap EastEnders, when Barbara Windsor, played by Peggy Mitchell, ordered Pam St Clements (Pat Butcher) to "Ge...

BUCHAREST (FMLiveWire) -- President Bush suffered a humiliating setback on Wednesday as NATO allies gave him the finger over his plea to make Ukraine and Georgia members in the Western military alliance.

When Hal and Hank, the conjoined twin sons of Baron George Von Steingrabber, the now senile, and always demented owner of the NY Yankees, realized that their Teutonic and two-ton Papa had paid Alex Rodriguez as much as the entire salary of the Florid...

Michael Chertoff, Secretary of Homeland Security announced on Monday that his department will invoke some extraordinary powers granted by the U. S. Congress in the legislation authorizing and mandating the construction of a fence along the border bet...

The same US military experts who brought us the disastrous failure of the War in Iraq with its 4,000 dead US soldiers and hundreds of thousands of new Iraqi cemetery plots are finding fault with the Iraqi government's invasion of militia-held Bas...

Since Bush got booed at the Washington National's Opening Day Game, as he threw out the first pitch, as far out of the strike zone as his entire administration's disasterous policies, White House sources say he has dropped out of sight.

Democracy finally prevails taking down the American dream of a Republic. They started the democratic revolution in the schools by requiring all children attend public education. They required taxes from all citizens to provide this education, your child or not, and in exchange the student learned what the government felt important. They even came up with standardized tests and then started givi...

Principle photography for High School Musical 3 being in Salt Lake City for the third movie in the popular Disney Channel series. This film will find the stars as eighteen year olds in their senior year.

Graceland was the house that Elvis built. The Memphis mansion was the home to Elvis, Priscilla, and the infant Lisa Marie Presley. It was later featured in a song and album by Paul Simon and has long been a museum/tourist attraction. That all ende...

During the Reagan Administration, ketchup on hamburgers was officially declared a vegetable. In the Clinton years, corn chips with cheese sauce and pinto beans (nachos) became acceptable in school lunch programs as a main dish, fulling grain, dairy,...

America called and texted, the votes are in, and the latest wannabe celebrity is leaving American Idol. This week, the viewers selected the latest person that they did not want to hear sing, dance, or speak any more...and that person was...

Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...