No, that one is true! He was wearing rhinestone studded sunglasses (indoors) and had a posse. I pissed him off by asked for his name to write on the cup (even though I knew who he was) because I am a dick.

That one is true too! He used to come into the Starbucks where I worked all the time and one if those times I accidentally knocked his drink over on the hand-off plane and a little bit got on his suit.

The Chris Parnell one is a lie, because even though he is from Memphis and I see him at my local Starbucks all the time around the holidays, I've never actually served him a drink.

You're right. I worked in a smoothie place in a (then, anyway) trendy mall in LA that was frequented by celebs. We had an autographed picture of Cheech in the office, so someone had made him a smoothie at some point, but it was before I started working there. The only celeb I made a smoothie for was Finola Hughes of General Hospital fame. Mocha flavored.

1) I've held a variety of snakes in the past and have taunted a rattlesnake2) I've hiked to the top of the tallest mountain east of the Mississippi where I spotted some mountain goats3) I've fed a variety of animals including monkeys, alligators and giraffes.

_________________You are all a disgrace to vegans. Go f*ck yourselves, especially linanil.

We went to a sketchy miniature golf place in florida where you did feed alligators. Sketchy. Also, in florida, went to another sketchy place that had tons of monkeys and you hand fed them. Again, sketchy.

Oh and the giraffe was at the zoo.

_________________You are all a disgrace to vegans. Go f*ck yourselves, especially linanil.

#2 is the lie. I've been to the tallest mountain east of the Missippi. You can drive nearly to the top and then hike a little (very little) to get to the peak but there were no mountain goats. In general, I've seen bears and deer hiking but no goats that I remember.

For #1, I was young and didn't really know better but I went to a ranger station where they had some rattle snakes in a tank. I tapped the glass and well they didn't like that very much. My dad told me that it wasn't nice to do but I've handled a few snakes in the past including picking up ones I found in the yard and bringing them to my mom. She wasn't very appreciative.

_________________You are all a disgrace to vegans. Go f*ck yourselves, especially linanil.

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