Friday, September 24, 2004

Sad Truth

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Morning Has Broken

In a statement on his Web site, he wrote, “Crimes against innocent bystanders taken hostage in any circumstance have no foundation whatsoever in the life of Islam and the model example of Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him.”

After the Sept. 11 attacks, Islam issued a statement saying: “No right thinking follower of Islam could possibly condone such an action: The Quran equates the murder of one innocent person with the murder of the whole of humanity.”

Of course, this all makes sense to John “Orwell” Ashcroft. War is Peace, right?

I really don't understand where all the "libertarians" are these days. Too busy battling smoking and gun laws to be concerned about government exercising prejudice and fear, I suppose.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Abrianna Go-Go Boots: The Legend Continues

The other nite, Mrs. ETJB and I succumbed to the 5-5-5 Dominos deal after their intense marketing campaign. When the delivery guy arrived, he asked, “Is that your cat? “
“Yes”, says Mrs. ETJB.
“Well, she just treed that raccoon. I heard them fussing and hissing and I saw the raccoon scramble up that tree.”
Once outside, I looked up and saw a very sad raccoon looking back at me. Part coon dog, part domestic tabby, Boots strolled inside, not wanting to press her luck, I suppose.
Not since the days of Where The Red Fern Grows and Old Yeller, has man seen a trusty companion like this cat.

Friday, September 03, 2004

Why? Cause it'll drive 'em crazy!

OK friends: Let's start the rumor that this whole Clinton heart thing is some sort of staged, Machiavellian strategy (probably designed by Hillary) to enable Kerry to win the election. I don't know how, but it's what's going on.