Magnus Maximus

was born 22 years ago on this day! Let's all post this emotion, say 'happy birthday' and share images of things that we would give him (if not for distance, cost, unfamiliarity and impracticality).

I got you a referendum, so you can talk politics and shit with people;

I also got you some mediocre bourbon;

It's quite good as a middle drink. A palate cleanser if you will. It's that crisp and sweet, if you're on whiskies with a lot of character, having a Bulleit inbetween takes away stronger flavours like that of Balvenie. Plus, sometimes it's nice to drink sugary shite.

Enjoy

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyesthat'll cut you to ribbons, sometimesand all you can do is just wait by the moonand bleed if it's what she says you ought to do

I also got you some decent spring weather, but the delivery guy said you weren't in to sign for it Probably bullshit, those guys chap once then run away. Unfortunately, their schedule is too busy to redeliver for the next couple weeks, so winter's here to stay for a bit longer.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyesthat'll cut you to ribbons, sometimesand all you can do is just wait by the moonand bleed if it's what she says you ought to do