George Soros Confirms Vast Conspiracy to Create New World Order

It looks like the conspiracy theorists were right. We're headed toward a New World Order! All of us. Except for Canada. They are too Canadian. But it's happening, this New World Order thing. The Illuminati has apparently succeeded in its plan to move ahead with a New World Order which will result in... things being just like the Current and Old World Orders... only with better Internet access and more cool Angry Birds-like games. Enjoy!