[Carnac] Damm you all! Why can't you be as rational and level-headed as me! I am the bestest fan ever because I do not allow my allegiance to overwhelm my objective worldview! Now let me climb on my soapbox and lecture all of you on what bad fans you are! My ability to celebrate is being diminshed because I can't stop thinking about how exuberantly irrational you all are! Stop it![/Carnac]