LOSTTEMPLE OF PELOR

“Do you need a push?” – Rhain Burningstars
“We’re very good at falling.” – Faern Mountainheart about leaping from a flying ship after having a conversation about why a dwarf would dislike flying a ship to the moon to find a temple under the ocean

“I’m going to ram my face into all your crotches!” – Tulla, who’s face is blessed by the Emperor of the Isle of Pearls, a blessed descendant of Pelor, while fighting drow on the moon

OH NO! YOUDIDNOTJUSTTELL ME TO HENCH!

“I usually assume that everything is poisoned.” – Ardes after having narrowly prevented Akihiro from being poisoned
“That explains a lot about you.” – Jevan

IVIDTHEUNDYING

“That could have gone better.” – Tulla after the fight with Ivid and Balzephon
“I think you mean that could have gone badger!” – Wilhelmina making a joke about Taren’s badger machine and throwing a badger at Bartholomew’s face

I MET A MAN… WHO WASN’T THERE

“Can he attack the darkness?” – Bluesrat for Faern wanting to attack the ink-Loreli doppelganger

THEEYES OF THEMANY

“Unpaid gypsies!” – Tulla’s continued insistence that the Vistani get paid for helping the group

ANDWHERE DO YOUSEEYOURSELF IN FIVEYEARS?

“Is it me or is he getting skankier as this goes on?” – Idrys talking about an ash giant creation of Vecna’s

THENIGHTMARE LORD’S REVENGE

“Accidental Bromance.”

“Hey, Candy, come to my white van and I’ll give you some children.” – Quetz after the group learns that Young Jack leaks necromantic energy that will attract undead.

“Check please!” – Jevan when they notice that everything in the tavern is really weird and that people’s reflections don’t look right.

YOUNG JACK’S ADVENTURE

“It looks like someone dunked an albino in a cotton candy machine.” – Villius on seeing Ardes with his hair turned lavender by Tulla.

THESTRANGESOUL OF BARTHOLOMEWSERRIK

“I just reconcile myself to the is.” – Head of the Greyhawk City Doctor’s guild when speaking about Zagyg.

THECASTLERISES

Journal Of Marsys Lightouch 17th of Readying 636 CY

Everyone was stunned and we figured out where they went and how we had three days until they would be on this plane again so we could stop them turning Jack into Asmodeus’ new formal wear. – Marsys Lightouch

THEREDSIGN OF THEPIRATELORD

“Have you considered converting to Ralishaz?” – Will to a captured cultist of the Mad God