The Intellectual Sexiness Test

Intellectual Inferno

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 89!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy.
The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake.
Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

When it comes to intellectual sexiness, you are as unimaginative, uninformed, and uncaring as a person can get. If you're lucky enough to be well-endowed physically, you might have a few short-term en... Read more

There is some hope for you. You didn't bomb completely. You did score very poorly though. The odds are you're bitter and angry about sex, avoiding it altogether. You probably had a conservative religi... Read more

Sure you're not a total dud, but you could use a lot of sizzle in your sexual intellect. As it is your lovers probably feel like they're dragging you like a dead weight through all the places they wan... Read more

You're adequate when it comes the sexual intellect. You're more liberated than most, but you're also less liberated than most. You're a long way from the top, and in this day and age of sexual freedom... Read more

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure ... Read more

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that ... Read more