Honestly I don’t get much of a conduckcension vibe off this fluff-bit. To me, that face says “Hi ho, I’m a duck, oh boy!” 🙂
Followed by a series of doot-de-doos and dum-te-tums.
Possibly also a quack or two.

Anyone else notice that the dark line over his eye + the mark at the corner of his beak + the bit of the opposite eye-stripe, + the beat itself = a big curved instructional arrow like you see on some things with rotating handles and dials?

bookmonstercats – that sounds familiar – sort of a heavily medicated for good reason, “I’m so happy. You will be happy too. Or else.” look? Certain dolls give me that feeling, I feel silly wanting to drop a bucket over them or something.

This li’l guy would make a much better bath pal. You could even sprinkle crumbs in your hair and get a scalp massage! 😀

B “maybe just a LITTLE too much Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, and Tales From The Crypt for one brain, doyouthink?” Strange

BStrange, there has probably been an “evil rubber duckie” Outer Limits episode at some point, although I can’t remember one specifically. I’ve never been able to deal with clowns (shades of Stephen King’s IT) or those Victorian dolls with real faces. Imagining waking up and seeing a doll sitting in a chair, watching me while I sleep? Brrrrrr!