A friend of Bam Margera's named "Cleveland" borrowed the Jackass co-star's Lamborghini Gallardo and put diesel fuel in the vehicle, causing an estimated $45,000 in damage. So far Margera's threatened to murder Cleveland on Twitter at least ten times.

If you don't believe a 2005 Chevy Malibu can travel 100 MPH, explain how a 26-year-old ramped his car 173 feet over an embankment and into the fourth-floor of a Cleveland apartment complex. Just don't ask the driver, he's dead.

A little bit of advice for any prospective carjackers out there, bring any of the many GPS units we talk about here with you. In addition to impressing potential victims with your foresightedness, it'll also help you avoid the fate of one slow-witted 19-year-old Cleveland man. Having commandeered a vehicle at…