Definitely a Dan video. We learn that he never had coffee, doesnt know calorie is a unit of heat/energy and was also confused by kilocalorie. Also, Red is a better flavor than Blue. Jeff should have also introduced Mixlr to dan for his trip to Summerslam. Nothing says road trip like a hundred people trying to figure out where you currently are.

@danryckert Perfectly okay with not having tried coffee or energy drinks. Until this year (I'm 25) I'd never had a Red Bull because I was afraid I'd die/my heart would explode. Coffee just kinda tastes nasty unless you throw a bunch of sweet stuff in there, and then at that point it's just a milkshake.

COFFEE TWICE? YOU ARE A FUCKING ADULT. FUCK YOU GODDAMNIT DAN FUCK SHIT!

Dan is the most polarizing figure I've encountered. After every absolutely inane thing he says, i have to remind myself of his love of MGS.

Fuck.

Dan.

Come on, man.

Yeah, I know the feeling. After he said that Taco Bell was the best mexican food he had in California I wanted to kill him. But then listening to his story about Jose Canseco and the Iron Sheik I wanted to be his best friend.