Drunk men are tested at a specialized joint police-medical sobering-up station in Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, August 11, 2010. Policemen took part in a search raid for drunk people to detain and deliver them to special drying-out cells where they can sober up. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin

Seriously? What’s the world coming to when Russians can’t hang out drunk? We joke about the Russian pilots who fly all of the commercial Mi-17 flights here in Afghanistan – if you don’t smell vodka on their breath, don’t get on the aircraft…

See, CG, when you get drunk… you dont really realise watcha doing…
Sure these people know that sticking their arms out while walking that line is gonna get them into those dry-out thingies… but maybe they wanna be there…

Unca, you silly goose, only the F-14 and B-1 Lancer have ad-just-o-wings! Clearly the top two are not impersonating an F-14 cause they had a need for alcohol, not speed. The bottom dude might just have tried to do a B-1 though cause it looks like he could have dropped a bomb in his pants.

Hence the removal thereof.

And remember, there are two “O”s in Goose, gentleman. The plaque for second place in is the ladies bathroom.