Oome

You see GameHost Oome Kaboom, a Human.
Oome has a square face, bulging turquoise eyes and a straight nose. His grey hair is short and poofy, and is worn blasted away from his face, as if from a recent explosion. He has soot-streaked skin and a brawny build.
He is tall for a Human.
He appears to be in his prime.
He has a thick bushy mustache that droops heavily on his upper lip and a long shaggy beard.
He is in good shape.

He is wearing a glittered red hat adorned with a large silver bell, a black wig with short oily hair and flecks of dandruff some onyx-framed spectacles, a crisp and neat bowtie with a red and white plaid pattern, an ornate platinum brooch set with an orichalcum icosahedron, a river slug, a gold star, a bright pink unicorn sprouting a platinum horn, a battered black briefcase stuffed with papers and books, an ink-stained white cotton shirt with a plastic pocket protector, a violently violet bracelet made of crisscrossing thread with "WWSD?" in searing lime green thread, a fur-trimmed green sock stitched with golden thread that reads "Oome", a wooden slide ruler, some white linen trousers, and some highly polished brown and white saddle shoes.

You see GameHost Oome Kaboom, a Human.
Oome has a square face, bulging turquoise eyes and a straight nose. His grey hair is short and poofy, and is worn blasted away from his face, as if from a recent explosion. He has soot-streaked skin and a brawny build.
He is tall for a Human.
He appears to be in his prime.
He has a thick bushy mustache that droops heavily on his upper lip and a long shaggy beard.
He is in good shape.

He is wearing a puffy jellyfish hat with gauzy tentacles, a black wig with short oily hair and flecks of dandruff, some onyx-framed spectacles, a crisp and neat bowtie with a red and white plaid pattern, a river slug, a gold star, a bright pink unicorn sprouting a platinum horn, a battered black briefcase stuffed with papers and books, a shimmering green glitter suit, an ink-stained white cotton shirt with a plastic pocket protector, a violently violet bracelet made of crisscrossing thread with "WWSD?" in searing lime green thread, a fur-trimmed green sock stitched with golden thread that reads "Oome", a wooden slide ruler, some white linen trousers and some highly polished brown and white saddle shoes.