Joyce Carol Oates, also known as @JoyceCarolOates, also known as the #1 self-parody account on Twitter, has posed a trenchant question about the Islamic State: Is there nothing FUN & TITE about this metastasizing global death cult?

On Tuesday’s night’s Conan, Emma Stone dropped by, and ended up discussing her now-regular collaborator Woody Allen, a very relevant force in the entertainment industry who needed her to explain what Twitter was to him.

In today's Tweet Beat, Val Kilmer drops some great screenshots into the internet ether from his time filming The Island of Dr. Moreau, Joyce Carol Oates out-Joyce Carol Oates herself and Chelsea Peretti invents a new way to do your nails.

In today's Tweet Beat, Joyce Carol Oates added her voice to the conversation about commercial versus literary writing, and extensively at that (note: not all tweets included). Plus Azealia Banks had some thoughts again and Gloria Steinem went voting.

The new issue of Vanity Fair isn't out yet, but Miley Cyrus is already warning fans that she's mortified of the semi-topless pictures of herself inside. "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," she says. A starlet's…