Lisa Vanderpump Pokes Fun at Villa Blanca For Sale Rumors

If anyone was looking to buy a restaurant, Villa Blanca may not be for sale after all. At least, that’s what Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump would have us believe with her latest tweets mocking the rumors that the lawsuit-riddled resto is on the market.

“Alright everything is for sale ok? Pump, Sur, VB. Me, my house, my body...no offers yet,” Lisa sassily tweeted, then added, “I draw the line at the sex monster.... @giggythepom But a gigolo can always be rented.” Oh, Lisa! Hilarious! We know you don’t have the rights to sell yourself — not according to your new RHOBH contract, at least.