11/02/2005

10/25/2005

A picture of a White House so eager to make the case for war already begun in their hearts that they would stop at nothing. No lies, no coverups no abuse of power too great to stop them from the invasion which would consume the truth and ensnare some of the most powerful people in the administration.

"I think it's important to bring somebody from outside the system, the Federal Reserve system, somebody that hasn't been at the bank and, therefore, there's not a lot of opinions for people to look at." said President Bush. "Brownie did a heckuva job on hurricane Katrina and whats more is that he is looking for a job at the perfect time.

10/16/2005

9/11/2005

War profiteer Halliburton profiting from Katrina hurricane disaster, much like the ghoulish profit from the disaster in Iraq. Bush buddy Brown gets pulled off Katrina (for total criminal ineptitude) but other Bush Buddies continue to reap the benefits of the administration's pathetic folly. IMPEACH BUSH!

12/02/2004

11/21/2004

11/12/2004

Dick Cheney's Dick Ok, this is scary, but Dick Cheney was photographed for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel with a gigantic Boner in his pants, a woody of epic proportions. One sentinel reader said "he has a porn career right there". Kind of scared to, but will post a picture of said tent pole in his pants if it gets posted on the web. Oh the HUMANITY!

10/29/2004

10/28/2004

Following in the footsteps of the New York Times and Boing Boing, The editorial policy board of DickCheneyIsABitch have concluded their process for selecting a candidate to endorse for the Presidency of the United States. It is with great seriousness that we take this endeavor, for we in our long history have never endorsed a democrat for the office before. It is, however, our duty to recognize that despite the possibility that, yes, John Kerry could well be a bitch also, that in fact the long record documented here in this blog suggests incontrovertable evidence that George W Bush, and yes, even Dick Cheney--are bitches. Therefore we hereby endorse John Kerry for president in the 2004 elections.

10/20/2004

10/15/2004

Number of Abortions increases under Bush: "
Third, women worry about health care for themselves and their children. Since 5.2 million more people have no health insurance now than before this presidency - with women of childbearing age overrepresented in those 5.2 million - abortion increases. "

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

10/05/2004

Unbiased News Source DickCheneyIsABitch calls the debate in favor of John Edwards. Cheney is an Oil company loving Money laundering, Undisclosed location hiding, BIIIIIIITCH. But he was less of a bitch in the debates than George W Bush, and it was nice to see that he can assume human form for at least 90 minutes at a time.

10/04/2004

Interesting video montage of the Republican Convention. (Quicktime Movie) Obviously biased but kind of entertaining anyway. Looking forward to seeing Darth Cheney in the debates tomorrow--should be interesting to see the When-The-President-Gets-Shot-Down-Who's-Your-Daddy face on Cheney.

10/03/2004

Dick Cheney is a Lying Bitch Mr. Cheney, who has a history of criticizing officials who disclose sensitive information, typically refuses to comment when asked about secret intelligence. Yet on this day, with a Gallup poll showing that 58 percent of Americans did not believe President Bush had done enough to explain why the United States should act against Iraq, Mr. Cheney spoke openly about one of the closest held secrets regarding Iraq. Not only did Mr. Cheney draw attention to the tubes; he did so with a certitude that could not be found in even the C.I.A.'s assessments. On "Meet the Press," Mr. Cheney said he knew "for sure" and "in fact" and "with absolute certainty" that Mr. Hussein was buying equipment to build a nuclear weapon.

10/01/2004

9/30/2004

Kerry puts president on the defensive, president Bush comes across as meandering shortsighted and addled. Toto has pulled the curtain away, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain folks. President Bush is officially the Humbug Wizard of Oz.

8/24/2004

DICK CHENEY IS A....Pretty Decent Father?????? I respect his position, and think this is clearly orchestrated to soften the administration position--yet it has as a prerequisite a father who is willing to go to bat for a daughter who has been nothing but loyal to him. Good for you Dick. Today is national take it easy on Dick Cheney day. Beatings resume tomorrow promptly at sunrise.

8/21/2004

America is nervous and insecure after 9/11--Especially with scary figures like Osama being dangled in front of us. It's a pretty typical gangster style "protection" racket.

America is scared, so it hangs out with the bully. But it's not worth it, America. The reputation of the bully on the playground is just getting worse and worse. By beating up and scaring other kids, he maintains an atmosphere of control. But the bully has no friends. Eventually the other kids will find a way to get back at the bully.

By publically abusing those who oppose him, he makes everyone scared to oppose him. When he wants to tear someone down who is above reproach, he uses his cronies to do his dirty work.

Grow up America. We are in a scary time, but it doesnt mean we have to hang out with the bully. We can be a strong nation on our own. We can fight our own battles, we dont need a bully.

Dick makes fun of Kerry for wanting more "sensitivity" (even though Bush used the same language). It's not sensitivity towards our enemies, it's sensitivity towards our allies, friends and potential allies. How much hate has Bush created? A hell of a lot.

A bully may make you feel safe, but he's not your friend. He will abuse you when it helps him to maintain his power.

But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!

"A White House aide told a Pakistani official last spring that 'it would be best if the arrest or killing of [any] HVT (High Value Targets) were announced on twenty-six, twenty-seven, or twenty-eight July'

- The New Republic, 7/8/04

VERSUS

'Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, who is among the 22 people on the F.B.I.'s
most-wanted-terrorist list, was arrested Sunday, Pakistani officials said Thursday night [July 28].'

- New York Times, 7/30/04"

I wonder how much foreign aid to Pakistan is tied to these deliverables? I think the goal would be to deliver some guy like Ghailani during the DNC, then maybe deliver Osama during the RNC? Seems like that's the best game plan. You listening there Musharraf?

7/19/2004

The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs: "Mr. Cheney wasted no time in informing Mr. Leahy that he should feel free to perform yet another anatomical impossibility?this one involving aviation, a standard sexual act, and a rolling doughnut."

7/10/2004

jiveturky: The single greatest event of my life. These funny protester blogger guys got flipped off by George W Bush, W00t!!!! Sorry this post isnt about Dick Cheney. =( Back to wanton reckless and uninhibited Cheney-bashing. Sorry bout the lil diversion here.

Although Cheney left his position at Halliburton before becoming Vice President, his financial disclosure statements show he continues to receive dividends from stock as well as deferred compensation from the company.

At least $5 million in payments to Stanley from the fund were wired to a secret numbered bank account in Zurich which Judge Ruymbeke discovered belonged to the KBR President. Tesler also testified he paid another $350,000 to another KBR executive, William Chaudran, through another secret bank account on the isle of Jersey.

7/08/2004

TNR Online | July Surprise? (print) Lets bribe the Pakistanis to deliver us Osama Bin Laden and the election. We can play nice and say nothing about the fact that Pervez Musharraf's buddy is the worst nuclear proliferator the world has ever seen up to and including in a James Bond movie. Maybe the Pakis can deliver George Bush a July Surprise, an August Surprise, September Surprise. A November Surprise would be too late. What a deal!

7/04/2004

Dick Cheney Booed ...(New York Times requires free registration) During the singing of "God Bless America" in the seventh inning, an image of Cheney was shown on the scoreboard. It was greeted with booing, so the Yankees quickly removed the image. Hahaha, Yankees fans H8 Dick and his evil policies. I bet Cheney hated to be shown all exposed like that, with no undisclosed location. He likes to hide in the shadows with the nuclear "football" and play with the "launch" button. I would have booed him if I were there...

6/27/2004

Lesson #8 Be prepared to reexamine your reasoning:

What makes us Omniscient?

Have we a record of omniscience??

We are the strongest nation in the world today. I do not believe we should EVER apply that economic, political or military power unilaterally. If we had followed that rule, in Vietnam, we wouldn't have BEEN there. NONE of our allies supported us!? Not Japan, not Germany, not Britain or France. If we can't persuade nations with comparable values of the merit of our cause, we'd better reexamine our reasoning.

Robert McNamara, former secretary of defense during the Vietnam war, as quoted in the movie Fog of War

This is great! Technically this was not in violation of any rules as the senate was not in session. Too bad! Throw Cheney in an Iraqi prison! He's setting a bad moral example! Sic Aschcroft on him! Set him down in Gitmo and make him listen to tapes of Aschcroft singing "wings of an eagle" on volume 11. The Washington Post reported Cheney as saying "FUCK YOURSELF".

High Court Backs Vice President (washingtonpost.com) Dick Cheney rat bastard hiding out in a duck blind with Scalia shooting the crap out of a bunch of innocent animals and running his own secret government out of Halliburton and undisclosed locations hiding Ken Lay in his closet while taking deferred payments of more money than you or I make in a year from Halliburton and his sleazy cronies stealthily stealing our government and giving it to the saudis for oil money surprise surprise Antonin Scalia calls his buddy's secret oil government a constitutionally protected duck blind. Assholes.

6/13/2004

The New York Times > Washington > Bush Asked for Vatican's Help on Political Issues, Report Says This is a fascinating case. I wonder if the church which is currently in a poor position because of priestly abuse of children is in cahoots with Bush on his agenda? It's a bit harsh to equate prisoner abuse with child sexual abuse, but it's all about the abuse of power. The overly harsh part is to juxtapose these elements as there are a lot of good things that the catholic church does, and a lot of good things the US government does. But what the hell, this site isnt called "Dick Cheney isn't a nice man".

6/03/2004

George Tenet, you are out of there. The highly embattled CIA director resigns. I suppose it takes some heat off of Bush, but it's a good sign. Bob Woodward attributed him as saying that the Iraqi evidence for WMD was a "slam dunk" and so he is clearly leaving in a cloud of blame even though sources say he is resigning "for personal reasons". Most high level executives who are fired leave to "spend more time with the family". George Herbert Walker Bush left the CIA Directorship to become president. George Tenet is leaving the CIA Directorship on behalf of the president, and hopefully George W Bush will be leaving the Presidency because of the CIA Director. All of this is simply a distraction as far as Dick Cheney is concerned--he's the real power behind the throne.

4/23/2004

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher (whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle), the doctor and the old man struck up a conversation about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said,
"Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road an you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The
old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb bastard get down!"

3/27/2004

3/26/2004

ABC 7 News - Bush's Joke About WMD Draws Criticism Ha ha ha funny joke-- I lied on behalf of Halliburton and my oil buddies to spend 100 billion dollars of taxpayer money, over 500 United States servicemen and women and tens of thousands of shattered lives of families, veterans, innocent civilians and the deaths and wounded coalition allied troops and so much other horror. Bitches.

`Either he is straightforward and states who they are, or the only conclusion one can draw is that he is making it up to attack the president,'' said White House spokesman Scott McClellan, referring to Kerry's claim that "more leaders want to see him elected as president over Bush.

It's actually a bizarre comment coming from McClellan. Why is it that the "only conclusion one can draw" is that Kerry is "making it up"? That seems like an odd concept, could he possibly be that stupid? One could easily draw many conclusions including that any world leader who was "outed" by Kerry as being opposed to Bush would suffer horrific reprisals and generally be an embarassment in the international community. I mean, you think these things, maybe even say them to your friends over a beer. But diplomatically, you just can't publically piss off a sitting president.

Our man Dick actually made more sense by saying ``Senator Kerry said, `That's none of your business,' but it is our business when a candidate for president claims the political endorsement of foreign leaders,'' Cheney said. ``At the very least, we have a right to know what he is saying to them that makes them so supportive of his candidacy.'' Boston Herald has the story here. I would suspect that Dick Cheney's understanding of the role of secrecy and power give him a better understanding of why some world leader wouldnt be willing to step forward and say "yeah it was me".

3/15/2004

This was scrolling off the bottom and needs to be bumped up, as it's very interesting running cost total for the war in Iraq. Everybody note that the war in Afghanistan is still hemmoraging cost at a rate about 25% of Iraq, which is still substantial billions of dollars. And lives.

Des Moines, IA– Former Lieutenant John Kerry was reunited today with his long lost twin brother, Lumiere from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Kerry and Lumiere have not seen each other since 1969, that was the year Lumiere was turned into an enchanted candlestick.

Lumiere, now a retired actor living in Anaheim, California, flew to Iowa this morning to meet with Kerry.

Kerry Campaign spokesperson Stephanie Cutter issued the following statement: "John and Lumiere Kerry were delighted to be reunited after so many years. The family resemblance is striking, even considering that Lumiere still has not recovered from being turned into a candle."

3/07/2004

Hey, I have a great reason why you should visit DickCheneyIsABitch. amusingly, the banner ads on top of this site are paid for by Bush supporters LOL. I'd say the odds of someone viewing this site (except maybe Bushie spies) clicking the pro bush banners is pretty low. Hehe you could cost em ad money just by setting up some bot to reload this page.

The Healthy Forests Initiative: "On December 3, 2003, President Bush signed into law the Healthy Forests Restoration Act of 2003 to reduce the threat of destructive wildfires ". Yes you fuckwit, clearcutting the nation's old growth forests will in fact curb the danger of destructive wildfires. God damn this fucking bill was engineered by Mark Rey fucking timber industry lobbyist and now undersecretary of Agriculture for Natural Resources.

Guardian Unlimited | World Latest | Kerry: Bush Stalling Iraq, 9/11 Probes: "``This is another inaccurate attack by John Kerry,'' responded Bush campaign spokesman Scott Stanzel. ``President Bush and his administration have extraordinary cooperation and unprecedented access'' to the commission." I'll laugh pretty hard if this isn't a misquote of some kind. Bizarre, it doesnt matter if the administration has unprecedented access to the commission and having unprecedented cooperation to the commission doesnt even make sense. If it's not a misquote, this guy needs to learn how to talk.

3/02/2004

This was scrolling off the bottom and needs to be bumped up, as it's very interesting running cost total for the war in Iraq. Everybody note that the war in Afghanistan is still hemmoraging cost at a rate about 25% of Iraq, which is still substantial billions of dollars. And lives.

Don Park's Daily Habit - Bin Laden's Capture and the Election October 28th, what a good date for it. I would say that's a good idea. It's close enough to the election that it would cast an irreperable pall over the election without being overly scrutinized. You heard it folks, October for the capture of Osama, just in time for the election.

2/21/2004

What are the odds that Dick Cheney will be replaced as dubya's running mate? I mean the man is a liability. Then again, Colin Powell has lost all credibility playing the subservient second or third fiddle doormat to Bush's fiction machine on WMD in front of the UN. Condi Rice is extremely smart but not part of the Cheney Rumsfeld 'cigarette smoking man' nexus of shadowy power.

Anyhow, I bet the democrats would fear Bush putting in someone who was less of a political boat anchor than Dick 'bitch' cheney. Or would that be too much cutting of the puppet strings and unlikely to ever happen? "

1/10/2004

1/03/2004

1/01/2004

San Antonio Current: "W. Bush not only celebrated with his national security team, but also pulled out his pen and signed into law a bill that grants the FBI sweeping new powers. A White House spokesperson explained the curious timing of the signing - on a Saturday - as 'the President signs bills seven days a week.' But the last time Bush signed a bill into law on a Saturday happened more than a year ago - on a spending bill that the President needed to sign, to prevent shutting down the federal government the following Monday. "

4/04/2003

4/03/2003

Checkpoint survivors tell their story Hassan, interviewed Tuesday by a Knight Ridder correspondent at the Mobile Army Surgical Hospital near Najaf, said 11 members of his family were killed in the incident — his daughters, ages 2 and 5, his son, 3, his parents, two older brothers, their wives and two nieces, ages 12 and 15.
His wife, Lamea, who is nine months pregnant, said she saw her children die.
“I saw the heads of my two little girls come off,” said Lamea Hassan, 36. “My girls — I watched their heads come off their bodies. My son is dead.”

3/31/2003

The U.S. Central Command acknowledged firing on a vehicle near the central city of Najaf after its driver ignored orders to stop and a warning shot.

"As a last resort the soldiers fired into the passenger compartment of the vehicle. Inside the vehicle they found 13 women and children. Seven of the occupants were dead. Two were wounded. Four were unharmed," a spokesman said.

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contrast that is this report: "It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen, and I hope I never see it again," Sgt. Mario Manzano, 26, an Army medic later told the Post. Manzano said one of the women sat in the van holding the mangled bodies of two of her children. "She didn't want to get out of the car," he told the newspaper.

Presumably this woman was one of the people this spokesman referred to as "unharmed"

3/30/2003

Great, Halliburton was on the brink of bankrupcy but saved by lots of shenanigans. This link's text sounds like a bunch of neo maoist revolutionary claptrap, but there are a wealth of interesting links on the bottom of the page about war profiteering by Dick Cheney, your friend and mine.

3/26/2003

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

We at DickCheneyIsABitch dont believe Dick Cheney is a baby eating vampire. We think he is a bitch.
Well there WAS an article about him here, but i took down the link because it got redirected to some porn site. Jerks.

3/25/2003

In thinking about the movie "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers", it seems that Bhagdad is like helms deep where the massed armies are accumulating. Or could it be that the World Trade center was the Two Towers. Who is evil? Who is good?

3/12/2003

3/11/2003

8 senior policy officials in the Bush Administration had ties to Worlds largest weapons maker Lockheed Martin before joining the administration – including war criminal Otto Reich and Vice President Dick Cheney, whose wife Lynne Cheney served on the Lockheed Martin board from 1994-2001.

George Bush says to his son if you go unilateral you can kiss goodbye to peace in the middle east. Sorry, not specifically a post about how big of a bitch Dick Cheney is. But relevant in that George W is making his dad look like freakin Jimmy Carter by comparison

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