Organisers are keeping schtum over what’s in store but leaks are emerging with a steady trickle of information suggesting Liverpool FC striker Roberto Firmino and adopted Huyton lid Conor McGregor are helping to fund the ambitious enterprise.

“There’s a kaleidoscopic dancefloor with Moet dripping from the sprinklers in the ceiling, we’ve got flamingos and exotic wildlife in the garden area, a giant sandpit with imported golden sand from Crosby beach and a big fuck-off mural of Kerry Katona in gold leaf spread round the bar area,” he is said to have added.