Adrian Peterson got so close. So very close. Just nine yards short of an NFL record. And he could have gotten it if the Vikings didn’t have a playoff berth to clinch. Sorry, AP. Sorry, Bears. Instead, the Packers get booted from their first-round bye. Suck it, cheesedicks. Oh and congrats and whatever, 49ers.

FUCKING BILL MUSGRAVE! HE COULD HAVE RUSHED AP TWICE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WINNING DRIVE AND WE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THAT FUCKING 3RD AND 11. GAAAAAAAAAAAH HE COULD HAVE FUCKING HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great game. Rodgers and AP played out of their minds. Can’t shake the feeling that if a game in week 3 would have went a different way the Packers would have had a bye….but at least romo had the courtesy to derp it up.