Bruce Gradkowski is the next Chris Simms. Hopefully with a stonger set of internal organs.

Hey Dan, glad you finally realized your atrocious Carolina ranking. I hope they beat the bengals, but they aren't facing Kyle Boller, Charlie Frye, or Mr. Ruptured Spleen himself (although if the panthers could somehow rupture Palmer's spleen as well, they would set a single season record that would have to placed next to Dimaggio's 56 and Wilt's 100).

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