We draw stupid stuff on our whiteboard at work. Here's a gem by all of us:

For clarification: The MAN is thinking about having a DOG instead of a CAT. This imaginary DOG thinks about eating it's own POOP, while that imaginary POOP wants to be on a desert island under the bright SUN. The SUN wishes to take out its frustration by setting a MAN ON FIRE. The MAN ON FIRE wishes he was at home watching TV. On fire. Meanwhile, the CAT knows of its owner's contempt for it, and wishes to shoot him in the face, with the height advantage given by perching atop a STOOL. The STOOL, feeling a bit underutilized, wants to challenge its limits by supporting the weight of a FAT GUY EATING McRIBS, a running gag at our store. All the while, the STAIRS wish to become the KING OF STAIRS. The End.

Next up is a rather self explanatory image by myself about anybody who has played or even knows about World of Warcraft. It's like looking in a mirror:

And due to an increase in demand for the Wii system and Wii Fit, we are all keeping track of our total amount of calls that we receive through the month of December for either the Wii system or the Wii Fit. This chart will soon be filled with thousands of tally marks by the end of the week, I'm sure. Created by me to reflect the sounds of the customers' requests, which is not unlike the sound of ravenous mutant pigs: