His expert and mesmerizing reading of the Vogon poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning. The way he was able to capture the proper inflections, it was quite hemorrhagic, but thankfully the audience did not die, save for one member who inadvertently gnawed his own ear off.

This particular reading included the following passage, which brought tears to everyone's eyes: