Santa, baby... Slip a dead Bat under the tree...for me... Been an awful bad boy, this year... So hurry down the chimney, tonight! Oh, Santa, baby... A fully-loaded armored car or two. I'll wait up for you dear... So hurry down the chimney, tonight! Think of all the fun I've had... Think of all the times I drove Bats RAVING MAD! Next year I could be even worse... So you better pay up, or you'll leave in a hearse. Santa, BUDDY! I really, really need the Bat, like THAT... ...been a devil all year... So hurry down the chimney, tonight! Santa, baby, there's really one more thing I need... ...For the Batman to bleed... ...or at least lose his mind, is fine. So hurry down the chimney, tonight! Oh, Santa, baby... Please get rid of my Ex. Blow her head off at the neck, it's fine. So hurry down the chimney, tonight! Come and trim my Christmas Tree... ...with some proclamations on my sanity! I really do believe in you... Let's see if you believe in me! Santa, BABY!! Can't believe I nearly forgot! A GAROTTE! ...got some killing to do... So hurry down the chimney, tonight! So hurry down the chimney, tonight!