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My Child asked me the other day when he got married would I come to the funeral.

by Anonymous 3
on May. 15, 2014 at 7:42 PM

Our cat pictured here knows how to aggravate me. She was feeling a bit playful yesterday. While I was sweeping the floor she was trying to go after the broom. Just as I turned around to get the dustpan she comes barreling up to me and pounces the pile of dirt that I had just finished sweeping up. Dust went flying everywhere.

My son (2.5) was pissed off at me because I made him hold my hand, rather than letting him dart into a parking lot at Target. Apparently The Flash doesn't walk and he does NOT hold his mommy's hand. As I picked him up to put him in the car, he started screaming ; "Don't take me! Let go of me! Don't get me!" Heads were definitely turning in our direction.

Quoting Anonymous: A few moments ago my dog was on the couch sleeping next to me. I had to fart so I did. It was actually pretty loud. It startled my dog because he jumped up all disoriented and ran into the wall.

so moral of the story, my loud fart scared my dog lol

by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
on May. 15, 2014 at 7:52 PM

Lol. That was my thought too. I said "well. That's interesting....".

lol

Quoting Anonymous: LMAO! What?!

Quoting Anonymous: I asked my daughter how she dirtied her clothes so fast.

She told me it was because her chicken slapped her in the face.

by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
on May. 15, 2014 at 7:52 PM

LMAO!

How old is he?

Quoting aponder:

My Child asked me the other day when he got married would I come to the funeral.

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