'The Hills' is over and for fans of the show, it's a time of sadness. A time when they feel they are saying good-bye to old friends, sort of like those bittersweet days before you go off on a fake trip to Europe. Of course, they'll see each other again -- on shows like 'The City', 'The Audrina Show' and the rumored Brody Jenner spin-off. But it's not the fans that interest me right now, it's the rest of us. Those of us who saw nary a one of the 102 episodes of the MTV show, and yet could easily pick a dozen of these kids out of a line-up.

Now that Megan Fox won't be starring in the third installment of 'Transformers,' the young and buxom of Hollywood are scrambling for the role. 'Lopez Tonight' (weeknights, 11PM ET on TBS) played the real audition tape posted online by one particularly eager candidate: Heidi Montag.

"This is for you, Michael Bay," she says, after an instructor from American Defense Enterprises explains that they've been training her at the shooting range.

She proceeds to fire some shots at various targets that aren't particularly far away, and duck and crouch -- really slowly. Guess she doesn't realize that having good aim is not important when you are acting.

"It's nice that a bullet didn't ricochet and pop one of her chichis," said George Lopez.

"Well, you know, I have to say ... Heidi looks like a hard-living porn star who's 40," Williams said. "That's not necessarily a bad thing, but she looks older." See the clip for more, including Cavallari's priceless reaction.

On the season premiere of 'The Hills' (Tue., 10PM ET on MTV), Heidi Montag receives some unexpected criticism from her mom. Montag has already gotten a lot of flak for having 10 plastic surgery operations done in a single day. Now, the star gets an unhappy reaction from Darlene Egelhoff, her mother.

The cultural phenomenon that sparked a generation of non-reality reality shows is launching its sixth and final season starting on April 27, with a spectacular summer series finale planned. Many are rejoicing the demise of the show, practically chomping at the bit to send Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt into the sunset. Others aren't so happy... though we're not sure who you are.

Some of the final episodes include Montag's plastic surgery being revealed to her mom, the cast dealing with substance abuse, and Audrina Patridge dating Ashlee Simpson's reality TV ex, Ryan Cabrera. There has been some teasing in regards to the return of Lauren Conrad, but MTV makes no promises.

We sat down to talk candidly with Dan & Jessi from MTV Canada's 'The After Show' about the end of 'The Hills,' and what the remaining fans have to look forward to in the next few months.

"He threatened one of the producers and told her he was going to kill her," Cavallari said. Pratt was reportedly removed from the show in mid-March, with his return contingent upon the successful completion of anger management training.

Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt apparently have a bit of downtime now that their show, 'The Hills,' has been canceled. What are they doing with their spare time? Why, changing their names, of course! 'TMZ' (weekdays, syndicated) reports that the celebrities have "given themselves Indian names." Henceforth, Montag will be known as "White Wolf" and Pratt will be called "Running Bear."

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is the trailer for the final season of the MTV reality hit.

We've watched them love, live and grow -- and in Heidi Montag's case get loads of plastic surgery. This trailer opens with footage from simple times, times before plastic surgery and sex tape rumors. That alone was enough to make us nostalgic for the days of Whitney and Lauren sitting around the offices of Teen Vogue, but then -- BAM! -- new footage that got us excited (don't judge).

Show of hands, who is mourning the cancellation of MTV's 'The Hills?' Yup, the network has finally canceled the reality show that wasn't really a reality show. The final season starts on April 27.

I think the only bad part about this cancellation is now that cast members like Heidi and Spencer won't be filming the show anymore that means they'll have time to make appearances on other shows. So MTV, maybe you shouldn't cancel this show after all. We need them to stay on the show so we have a better chance of avoiding them. Besides, Heidi needs cash for that eleventh plastic surgery I'm sure she wants to have.

"I think we've told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A.," 'Hills' creator Adam DiVello says. "A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths."

In fact, the first episode of the final season (premiering Apr. 27) will focus on Montag, as she heads back to her Colorado hometown to reveal her drastic (and much maligned by fans and the media) plastic surgery makeover to her mother.