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The Lawyer and the brand new Lexus

Funny story of a wealthy lawyer who cares lot about his accessories than even himself. Let's

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A lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, readyto show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes apoliceman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaminghysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was nowcompletely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officershook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are sofocused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.""How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbowdown? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."