Magistrate

Part Two:Perverted PummelingView attachment 587248
"So that's what 'Rule of Thumb' means?
All right, you know me, I'll try anything once.
I do have one tiny question, though...
Will we both be naked?"​

Rebel Leader

Maintaing silence when he pinches us is so damn difficult ... just our rotten luck that Wragg assigned us tonight to make nice to the visiting Italian Count. I have a feeling it’s going to be a long and painful night. Being in service at Cruxton Abbey is no bed of roses! Wragg really ought to pay us Moore.

Cruciformae Studiosus

In light of current clouds of silk-draped honeymoonery,
flash cars and self-styled stars (on the brink of...)
Two words thrust themselves to the fore of the buffoonery,
'ENGLAND, Duchess...' (as in "Lie Back and Think of...")

In light of current clouds of silk-draped honeymoonery,
flash cars and self-styled stars (on the brink of...)
Two words thrust themselves to the fore of the buffoonery,
'ENGLAND, Duchess...' (as in "Lie Back and Think of...")