The Taming of the Grue is a little-known play written by His Holiness Oscar Wilde. However, Shakespeare stole it and renamed it The Taming of the Shrew. Only recently has the true version been recovered. Below is The Taming of the Grue.

GRUE - a grue that is very vicious.
SECOND GRUE - a rare grue that is actually tame.
GEORGE - the owner of the grues. Has yet to be eaten.
BOB - one of two people who attempt to tame the grue.
JOHNNY - the second of two people attempt to tame the grue.