[Followup, 5:17 PM, 9/2- I'm essentially done with this hashtag, but another just occurred to me and I can't let it disappear; it's too good. One female Republican to another: "Just between you and me, I'm into anal. I have sex with assholes all the time."]

Also, a couple of us tried to figure out how we should be responding to ISIS. This is because John McCain knows Obama should be doing *something.* (Again, for time's sake, just copying texts.)

Me: We should do some undefined *something* about ISIS. I suggest scattering
a million tons of individually wrapped chocolates on the area.

That would distract them for a while.

Unfortunately, I guess that would only empower the dreaded military-confectionery complex.

MGHydro: The Pentagon counters with a million tons of individually wrapped bombs. Compromise? Chocolate coated bomblets?

Me: Chocolate-coated peanut cluster bombs!

MGHydro: Giant (and I mean GIANT) caramel popcorn balls.

MGHydro: Peanut Bunker-Buster® Parfait (co-sponsored by Dairy Queen)

Me: A Cracker Jack (TM) aerial campaign.

Me: Seriously, if we could pull this off, ISIS would be so bloated and obese, they wouldn't want to make any further efforts.

Me: STAHP! USA, enough already! STAAAAHP!

MGHydro: Gotta play the long game: an entire generation w type-2 diabetes. Coca Cola was just our first salvo…

So there you have it. domestic and foreign policy both taken care of in an afternoon.