Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight JoggerLine of the night: "Mornin'! Best time of day to go fuck yourself!"

The clash between Dority and Turner is what I'm most looking forward to next week.

No Richardson or Farnum this week, though. At least, nothing as priceless as the "thumbs up" from last week.

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do."David Brent, The Office

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions."Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." Unknown, Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"