Professor is talking about Plato and his belief that the "gold" level of people should all screw eachother to produce new generations that are as diverse as possible. Proffesor is a little audad, a little absentminded:

"So what did Plato think of promiscuity and fidelity as virtues? About multiple sexual partners?"

"I don't wanna have a mutiny on my hands""It's not like it's gonna help your grade""If I do my job, it'll be down from 70 to 40 in two weeks""You could have told me that it was something that I did, and I'd believe you.""You know, the new Hillary they've been talking about""In relying on in vino vesitas, the witness may have given valuable testimony""I sure hope you don't think I'm sniffing because I just snorted some cocaine before class""If my goat ate your cabages, it wasn't my goat. If your cabages were eaten, they weren't your cabages. If my goat ate your cabages, my goat was drunk.""When I was in Central Park, I saw this guy with a raincoat (opens jacket), but it had nothing to do with the weather.""Well, the Victim is dead, so the only dragging was of his corpse out to the gurney."Lawyer 1: "I object! That evidence is prejudicial!" Lawyer 2: "I sure as hell hope so! I'm trying to introduce evidence against you!""Now you're thinking like a lawyer. Clients come to you and pay $400/hr to hear, 'possibly'!""Well, if I start drinking at 2, I'll go to Crystal at 5 and get some cheeseburgers.""Before y'all leave, I want you to help me sabotage these sons of bitches."

Ks professor explaining that he's taken pity on us and moved our midterm so that it doesn't coincide with our CivPro midterm:"So when you snap, just remember that I was the nice one. Shots to wound only. My family crest was 'not in the face.'"

CivPro2 Prof on sovereign immunity:"There's only one problem. We don't have a king. Except Elvis. And he's probably dead."

Oh yeah, same CP2 prof on Breyer quoting/citing to him all the time in decisions:"I don't know how someone could read so much of my work and continue to always get it wrong!"and"Justice Rehnquist...now there's an oxymoron."