Dear Meghan, Do You Really Want To Be Royal? It's A Bit Of A S**t Job

Dear Meghan, right now you are on a super romantic holiday somewhere in Africa with The World’s Most Eligible Man. He’s gorgeous, loves kids and is a Prince to boot.

You, like the rest of the world, are probably wondering if an engagement is on the cards making you a bonafide HRH. I bet you can see it now: smiling beatifically as you ride in an open-topped carriage down the Mall and getting to share a GHD with Kate. #RoyalLyfe.

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But let’s talk for a minute about what comes after getting to snog on a Buckingham palace balcony in front of millions and seeing your face on a stamp. Your new day job won’t be all wearing tiaras and enjoying the adoration of the masses. There will be dull visits to tractor factories and senior citizens’ morning teas and a lot of pretending to care about the Donkey’s Rehabilitation Trust.

Before you trade in your career and your flat and having to always wear appropriate hem lengths, let's review just what being a full-time royal means.

You will have to attend some very dull events

No matter how young or old you are...

Yes George, all that standing around is a bit dull. Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images