Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Yup, An Average Joe

Sarah Palin's words make up most of this blog post. This, from Newsweek.

"I think they're (media) just not used to someone coming in from the outside saying, 'You know what?

It's time that Joe-Six-Pack-American is finally represented in the position of vice-presidency.'

I think that's kind of taken some people off guard, and they're out of sorts

And they're ticked about it

but it's motivation for John McCain and I to work that much harder

to make sure that our ticket is victorious,

and we put government back on the side of the people of Joe Six-Pack like me,

and we start doing those things that are expected of government (like ban gay marriage -- okay, okay, that's the sarcastic Matron she has NO self-restraint)

This is an old adorable picture of the Matron's child and is Secret Second Set of Siblings and these three are definitely not Joe Six-Pack, either. . . their parents are raising them to be more like Joe-Surly.

and we get rid of corruption

and commit to reform that is not only desired,

but is deserved by Americans."

The Matron wonders: who is Joe Six-Pack, Sarah? The Matron assumes this is a first-name basis relationship since you're all about crackin' that beer and scratching your belly along with the rest of us.

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I don't know who this Joe Six Pack is. It sounds like a Native American name, like Jimmy Two Trees. All I know is that whenever she utters the name, while simultaneously winking and staring into the camera, I have a seizure.