2. A Bob Hope impersonator

Virgin Records

Iggy Pop and the Stooges have one of the more bizarre concert riders ever committed to paper. It’s 18 pages of mad ramblings that ask for everything from a copy of USA Today that features a story about morbidly obese people to seven dwarfs dressed up as the characters in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, though the rider then states that taller people are acceptable stipulating that, “it’s attitude, more than height, that’s important here.” Also on their list of demands: A Bob Hope impersonator to perform jokes about, “golf and Hollywood and Bing Crosby.”