V112: Misery Loves Columbia (2006)

Synopsis

Columbia’s brightest welcome you to the 112th Varsity Show: “Hi, we’re miserable! How the hell are you?” Why all the dysfunction? Everyone’s on a mission, and everyone else is in the way. There’s the rockstar professor, the Jersey girl with a “new” look, the feminist fencer, the GS aristocrat, the B-list celebrity, the alcoholic engineer, the melancholic mascot, and the gossip queen with a pwobwem. Got it? No? Let the Barnard broad explain…