LOL: "Wundersocks" Provide Padding To Guys With Skinny Calves!

Remember that episode of Entourage where Drama goes to see a plastic surgeon asking if he accepts SAG insurance for the $10,000 procedure to get calf implants because he thinks his are too scrawny!? Someone should have told him about Wundersocks...

MUNICH, GERMANY - SEPTEMBER 19: Bavarian dressed legs are seen during day 1 of the Oktoberfest beer festival on September 19, 2009 in Munich, Germany. Oktoberfest is Germany's and the world largest fair. About six million people attend the sixteen-day festival during late September and early October. (Photo by Johannes Simon/Getty Images)

It's Oktoberfest in Germany right now, which means prime Lederhosen-wearing season, which means prime exposure for super-skinny lower legs and the self-conscious guys who possess 'em. Unless! You have the hilarious new product called Wundersocks, discovered by Gawker and described by WorldCrunch as the "First Royal Bavarian Calf Implants." Herbert Lipah, Lederhosen store owner, invented 'em: "The idea came to him because he says in his line of work he meets many men with serious self-esteem issues due to their skinny shanks. Today, he exports what he calls his 'kind of wonderbra for men' to far-away places - including Scotland - so men everywhere who lack the bulging calf muscles it takes to bring off a pair of Lederhosen (or a kilt) with full panache don't have to miss out. All they have to do is slip one of Lipah's foam rubber patented pads into each knee sock."

Hilarious, huh? And kind of equalizing to see men suffering from the same kinds of body-insecurity issues we do! Can you imagine taking a guy home from Oktoberfest only to get him out of his Lederhosen and find out that his calves were fake? We die.