The Tail of PRince Martin Willis

When I finished "me at the Royal Wedding" yesterday, I expressed my opinion that it was the worst fanfic on fimfiction. However, a bit of digging around in fimfiction's Train Wreck Explorers page has given us...

The Tail (Get it ;P) of pRince Martin Willis by apple_short.

On the plus side...actually, there is no plus side. It's total score (upvotes minus downvotes) is...-231. Presenting...

He put his horse weenie into her horse weenie? The last time I watched MLP was in the 80's, and I don't remember the girl horses having weenies. Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention. Or, they've been added for the new generation of MLP watchers.

He put his horse weenie into her horse weenie? The last time I watched MLP was in the 80's, and I don't remember the girl horses having weenies. Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention. Or, they've been added for the new generation of MLP watchers.

Nope, no horse weenies on MLP:FIM. I've watched all the episodes, and I don't remember the girls having horse weenies.

It reminds me of My Immortal when Draco's puts his boy's thingie in Enoby's boys thingie.

Meanwhile, as the fic's rating drops to -233, let's get through Chapter 2.

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raritys house was pink frilled like a tutu dress.

Has the author even watched the show?

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spike greeted me by her fron door which was made of oak and other things that would attract her cat to be happy there.

I didn't know fish and catnip were building materials.

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I am prince willis I stated proudly and nodded that spike and I should be let into her place.

Like that's going to work...

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she lowered herself against my side and I stroked her belly

Wait, where's Spike in all this?

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spike who was feeling out of the loop pouted and smacked me. fuck man you said you would help me not hog her yourself.

Sorry Spike, he lied.

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i shaked my plot and she eyed the gun with love and envy and amazing.

"It also seems to have a creative use of nouns as well" said GeorgeUK with exasperation and annoyance and cucumbers.

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She licked my butt and I squeeled happily but spike saw and breathed fire on me burning my butt

This fic's Spike is starting to grow on me.

Long story short, they have their way with Rarity, who doesn't have a horse's weenie.

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we have gotten with two of the mane six we must do the rest or it will be unfair.

I'd rather be forced to act like a scumbag with the meme catchphrases continuing every time I did something, than agree with you foalfucker. Just saying, MLP in general is one big pile of steaming shit.

celest was still cynicallee depressed when she woke us up the next day

Being in a self-insert clopfic with atrocious grammar will do that to you.

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but she was eased by my quick love

"Quick love"? Does that mean he slept with her and never called back? I hear the moon is nice at this time of year.

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i will magic summon them here said twilight sexily

Using my kung fu ninja karate!

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waving her plot in front of my face

Plot (n.)

1. the story of a book, film, play, etc2. Something "the Tail of pRince Martin Willis" does not have

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fucking go get my spellbook on sumoning the mane six here so that we may let them know we are in horrible trouble! spike rubbed at his scaled tail. fucking next time just yell bitch i was already in the fucking library and this is how you treat me! he breathed fire at her face to teach her a lesson and walked away mumbling.

So much for friendship. Still, at least the curse jar's healthy.

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when he returned we all made love real quick

It's always time for an orgy!

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while running a hoof through the book and she began to chant and snort and lark at the air.

What happened next wasn't pretty. All we know is that Spike now lives in fear of banjo music.

it says here in my book of the future that i got from the royal library when i time travelled secretly to the past that one time a few episodes ago that a special rare pony will land through a portle and save us

But that book also said Romney would get 450 Electoral Votes and sweep the whole of New England.