Loose Change

Parting ways is never easy, but much like your first open heart surgery, it's a little less dangerous every time. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Life is tough for the hockey fan in the Windy City, but, hey, things are looking up, right? The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Deep within our subconscious, many of us enjoy watching a good bout of violence. With that in mind, here's this week's Top 12. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Just because you lost your cool and knocked your foe into next week doesn't mean you can't kiss and make up. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

With March Madness coating our brains like a thick layer of grape jelly on burnt toast, we wonder what it's like to attend NHL universities. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Straight from the Valley comes a genius movie-remake concept hockey fans are sure to love. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Who? Them? The Canucks? Vancouver? Leading the Northwest? Really? The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Someone, anyone, please do something about this Penguin situation...I'm at the point of begging! The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Membership (with the Islanders) has its advantages! Just ask Captain Canada. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Deadline Day seems to get every hockey fan all tingly in the right places, but you really have to wonder why... The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Everyone loves a good goalie tilt. And why not? It satisfies blood lust and provides comic relief. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.

Few things are certain in this world - death, taxes... and nothing breeds mail like hate. The following is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment, we mean we hope you laugh while reading this, while framing this, or while burning this.