The Generation calls for a press conference!

Chairman

Ladies, gentlemen and people of undistinguishable sex. We, the amazing duo called the Generation ( Eric Draven and Alkaline) have called you all here to this press conference to deliver some words of wisdom.

You see, me and the mac daddy of coolness known as Draven took a bit of a break from the IWT for various reasons but have now returned as a unit. We’re brothers, best friends even and we are looking to bring some new life into this league. And we have already started. We sent the living venereal decease packing; Senhor can thank us for that later. And we are now setting our sites on the tag team titles, those two shining belts that are being held by Danielson and whatever the eye candy on his arm is called.

We’ve exchanged words with the duo and frankly we are confident in us walking away with the belts. Not only are we the better wrestlers, but we’re also smarter, more handsome and downright better people. Danny boy can spout off as many redneck war cries to try and scare us of as possible but it just won’t matter, because when the seductive Swede and the Dravester come knocking then you better just lay down and accept defeat. And with our match at Extreme Rules we want to make a statement. We want to prove that without a shadow of a doubt we are the better team. Because neither Draven nor I have ever been defeated in a match in the IWT. I have drawn with Christian and Draven forfeited his belt when he was WWE champion.

Now here we are, on the verge of Extreme Rules with a title match coming up, but what type of match? We have a suggestion. How about taking this to Danielson’s hometown of Hog Pen and doing a Pigpen street fight! We’ll hit him with so many banjoes over the head that he’ll think country music is relevant again! Then we’ll take those tin belts that they call tag team titles and make them a pair of Campeonatos de Parejas that you can be proud of.

*Draven lowers a bag on the table and takes out two tag team titles and places them on the table.*
Your future tag team champions have spoken and you may now kiss our feet suckers.

We will now take questions for a couple of hours Britanica and anybody else who wants to ask us some questions.

Legend

Good times with Scott, once whilst defending our Intergalactic Tag Team titles against Samuel L Jackson and Phil Brooke's little sister Chaelene he came on to the commentary booth and began **** with his ***** whilst kissing ***** ****** holding a fire hose.

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