(11-03-2014 04:16 PM)Miss Meng Wrote: Many here regard me as a moral guardian. I am the current premier poster here that generates the most traffic. Many will lie and distort the facts of God but my shield still remains firmly upon my arm.

Please continue as Miss Meng sips her chamomile tea with a warm smile upon her face, the sun upon her back and God's earth beneath her feet.

~ Miss Meng

“It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”
― Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes

Weird to have a Poe refer to her privates as "God". Oh well. Carry on.

Why does that sound like a anime character? Can we make an ultra kawaii Poe character that calls their privates "God"? Maybe give them some weird sexy power? I don't know. I'll have to take this up with Japan.

(11-03-2014 07:03 PM)rampant.a.i. Wrote: Weird to have a Poe refer to her privates as "God". Oh well. Carry on.

Why does that sound like a anime character? Can we make an ultra kawaii Poe character that calls their privates "God"? Maybe give them some weird sexy power? I don't know. I'll have to take this up with Japan.

It'll be across between Hentai, a Gwar show and seeing Shirley Manson in concert.

“It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”
― Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes

(11-03-2014 07:06 PM)Miss Suzanne Wrote: Why does that sound like a anime character? Can we make an ultra kawaii Poe character that calls their privates "God"? Maybe give them some weird sexy power? I don't know. I'll have to take this up with Japan.

It'll be across between Hentai, a Gwar show and seeing Shirley Manson in concert.

Mmmm, I smell a runaway hit here. Or at least something with a cult following.

(11-03-2014 07:06 PM)Miss Suzanne Wrote: Why does that sound like a anime character? Can we make an ultra kawaii Poe character that calls their privates "God"? Maybe give them some weird sexy power? I don't know. I'll have to take this up with Japan.

It'll be across between Hentai, a Gwar show and seeing Shirley Manson in concert.

I agree. We can show it in theaters with a live cast, repeatedly bang a cardboard cutout of Sir Edgar Allen Poe against Meng's onscreen private parts, while Demonic Lemon dances around the stage in a gold thong, trying to avoid both.

Now all we need are some good call-backs for the onscreen dialogue.

“It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”
― Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes