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Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Rocket

Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad

Originally Posted by Dion

This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.

Originally Posted by Samilton

juiz is a revolutionary

Originally Posted by Dion

get cancer

Originally Posted by Samilton

They're called Japanese people, Juiz

Originally Posted by Gika

The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.

Originally Posted by Sans

do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus

Originally Posted by Rocket

sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

and the people say you suck

Originally Posted by sane

"Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.

Originally Posted by YellowNerd

I love juiz more than his girlfriend does

Originally Posted by sane

My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.

Originally Posted by sane

this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life

Originally Posted by Brad

Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.

Honestly, you might be better off just assigning character yourself, since you're more than likely not going to get many people signing up at this moment, due to the inactivity of the forum, ya know?

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ERBoH.com's 2016 Spammer of the Year
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le epic maymays xdd:

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Rocket

Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad

Originally Posted by Dion

This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.

Originally Posted by Samilton

juiz is a revolutionary

Originally Posted by Dion

get cancer

Originally Posted by Samilton

They're called Japanese people, Juiz

Originally Posted by Gika

The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.

Originally Posted by Sans

do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus

Originally Posted by Rocket

sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

and the people say you suck

Originally Posted by sane

"Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.

Originally Posted by YellowNerd

I love juiz more than his girlfriend does

Originally Posted by sane

My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.

Originally Posted by sane

this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life

Originally Posted by Brad

Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.

I'll try to write Chapter 1 today. I'll be home by this time tomorrow though so I'll have my desktop at home to use.

I'm looking forward to it.

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ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Meme of the Year (SEX PONIES)
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ERBoH.com's 2016 Spammer of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Username of the Year (Hugh Mungus)

le epic maymays xdd:

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Rocket

Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad

Originally Posted by Dion

This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.

Originally Posted by Samilton

juiz is a revolutionary

Originally Posted by Dion

get cancer

Originally Posted by Samilton

They're called Japanese people, Juiz

Originally Posted by Gika

The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.

Originally Posted by Sans

do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus

Originally Posted by Rocket

sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

and the people say you suck

Originally Posted by sane

"Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.

Originally Posted by YellowNerd

I love juiz more than his girlfriend does

Originally Posted by sane

My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.

Originally Posted by sane

this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life

Originally Posted by Brad

Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.

Turtle and Adonis are in the Skyturtle. Approaching The Forum Fic Asylum

Turtle: Intraterman has lost all control.
Adonis: He has a point, you know.
Turtle: You can't be serious.
Adonis: Killing offenders is the only permanent way to stop them.
Turtle: Enough. I'm picking something up on shellnar.

*Wumbo throws a football and destroys the engine of the Skyturtle*

*Turtle and Adonis glide out, but another football hits Adonis square in the chest and floors him, Turtle rolls into the ground in the front of Wumbo*

Turtle: You know he needs help.

Wumbo: You call this help? You're worse than Rob.

Wumbo shouted and ran at Turtle, but he flipped over him, and threw a red shell koopa at him. Wumbo stumbled but didn't bumble.

"You can't win this."

Wumdo headbutted Turtle and then delivered a power bomb his way.

Turtle threw three blue shells and then ran Wumbo over with his Shellmobile.

"I can't lose, Tom."

Tudor walked over to Adonis.

"You need to work on your gliding."

"Save it."

They knoked the fuk outta some mofuckas that owned inmates so they could be setting them free.

All of sudden there was a Upper Man in front of dem.

Up: Ill fuck u up.

Turtle: Nigga no

Turtle deflected Up's punches with ease and body slammed him GAINST THE WALL

Turtle: stay down muthafuckin' Bitch ass.

Turtle and Adonis went into the Asylum to confront Intraterman.

Sambama was having lines of prisoners escorted out of the Asylum to be...taken care of...

A prisoner grabbed a Doctor hostage and began yelling.

Horseleech: Where are we goin Lawl? Where we goin?

Sambam blammed the ground with a mean Tommy Wiseau.

The leech released Lawl and ran just as the skylight crashed inward where he stood, Turtle at the center of the room facing Sam.

Turtle: You don't want to go through with this, Samuel.

Sam: Two minutes.

The prisoners gtfo'ed and Turtle pull a red glowing orb from his belt.

Sam: Maroon admin grenade? What we stopped Rob with?

Turtle: To suppress your privilege. But not if I don't get forced to.

Sam: Like I was forced to kill my own TDFE co-winner? My Sweet assed Admin? All of Yami Kage's remaining members? Anything like that, Turtle?

Turtle: I wanted to kill when the first Adonis got killed. But that's not what he would have wanted. And this is not what Polar would--

Sam: Don't even

He shoved Turtle back and caused the grenade to drop.

Adonis: No!

Stunned, Sam got to his feet as Turtle tackled him off the balcony to the outside of the Asylum.

Adonis stayed close behind them with his Chairsword.

Turtle kept punching Sam to try and stop him from recovering, but his resilience was unaffected by the admin grenade.

Sam made a mean Joker impression and sent Turtle flying.

Turtle was expecting this, however, and detonated the explosive he put on Sam, sending him into a clothesline takedown.

Adonis stopped Turtle's finishing punch with an explosive Moderang.

Turtle landed on his feet and turned, confused and betrayed.

Turtle saw that Adonis had a hostage.

Adonis: This is Zyroda. Zy, how many memes have you started that sucked?

Zyroda: 300 plus you kissless virgin ahahaha.

Adonis: 300 plus. I think he's incorrigible.

Turtle: Adon, no!

Adonis slit Zyroda's throat with a Moderang.

Turtle: This isn't how we do things Adonis. All your training...

Adonis: Was with Sam. And he knew better than to show mercy.

Adon kicked Turtle over and was about to lynch ad Sam grabbed Adon's arm and they flew away before Turtle could react.

Present day
Tudor: Seven ERBs ago, Sambamerman lost everything. Everything that made him human. PolarBore. the groups, and his admin position. Nothing but malice and puns were left. What happened next, however, came outta nowhere...

Tudor was prompted by his office phone to step out to the foyer of the Manor. As he stepped out, the reasons for his summoning were made clear; his fellow former Forum League (Writer's note: I'm uncreative what do you want from me?) members: Black Ducky and Pink Mooncat.

Tudor: Umby, KitN, I'm so glad you could make it.

Umbreon: You're lucky we found a sitter.

Tudor, Umby, and Glike stepped into the Manor's elevator, then back out as it came to a stop and opened on the last bottommost floor it could reach, the Turtleshell.

Tudor: My grandfather built the original Bucharest underground tunnel system. But these days, it's the Turtleshell. And this *Pointing at a big ass computer monitor setup* Is the Watchtower Eye.

Mooncat: More like the Eye of Your Mom. Surveillance hub?

Turtle: More than that. Communications systems all over the forum, Moderator logs, derelict watchtowers, groups, all of that data is redirected here. It warns of when threats are coming, and guides us when threats are here.

Umby: Must take a real genius to operate.

Lohuy turned around in the swivel chair in front of Watchtower Eye: I don't know about genius, but I am in college prob.

He got up to greet and hug Umby and Mooncat: Umby, dude standing next to Umby, you sure came a long way.

Mooncat: A double account away, but it's nice to have a change in forum software.

Umby: I was surprised you called, Tudor. The forum's spam attacks seemed sparse. So what's up?

Tudor: Dismantling Sam's fascist regime created gaps in the forum firewalls. We're covering them where we can, but we're stretched thin, like condoms on mah dii--...Lohuy show them what you found.

Lohuy: Bloop.

Loh went over and pulled a map up on the screen.

Lohuy: Lando Nintendo; everybody's favorite shithead. He's got a little group of shitheads, calls them the Fuck You Society.

Lohuy and Umby walked towards the exit while Moon hanged back to talk briefly with Tudor.

Mooncat: I know I'm the new guy here, but can we trust a former mod like Lohuy?

Tudor: He's not been aligned with mods for the longest time. Ever since Sam started...permabanning offenders. He's a changed man, mostly.

*In the distance, Lohuy picks up a depowered banhammer and tucks it into him hoodie pocket.*

Hours later, Havok Swamp

Chapter 2: The Dude Who Bloops
LOHUYDAHUTT

Lohuy, Umby, and Mooncat peered through the window of a shack to see Gunnut and some figure shrouded in shadow, as well as several armed men moving boxes that a slight amount of green vapor came off of.

Gunnut: Can they move any faster? I don't need Lando taking my head off because your guys were too slow.

????: Fear not, Gunnut. We'll be ready for tomorrow's attack.

Umby: Tomorrow?

Lohuy: Bloop prob.

Tentacles suddenly appeared behind them and hoisted them up by their ankles.

Yellownerd strutted up to them.

YN: Fancy meeting you here.

Lohuy: Bloop.

????: Keep them moving. I'll see what that's about...

Lohuy: YN! I haven't seen you in a while prob. You here to help ban these spamboats prob?

The mysterious figure, who clearly was visible now as ****crow, appeared from within the cabin.

****crow: Quite the catch, Kurt.

Lohuy: YN? You're with them prob?

YN: Your friend Turtle was supposed to make the forum fun again. All he's done is brood in his big ass house in Romania. From where I'm standing, there's not much difference between him and that Jew, Sam.

Mooncat: You're a few coins short of a collection if you think your new group members care about fun.

YN: Lando will keep his promises, or I'll make him part of my next Hentai.

Lohuy: Bloop, why do you make me do this prob.

Loh smashed through the tentacles holding him and Mooncat before handing a boxcutter to Umby to let him free himself, then got down and confronted YN.

Lohuy: Let me get you out of here, Kurt, we could work together, like the old moderating days prob.

YN: The old days were nice, but these days? I hate business.

Lohuy ran at YN and slapped him with his other boxcutter on the blunt side, then grabbed a canister of soup from fucking nowhere and threw it at him.

YN threw a Eskrima jab Loh's way that knocked him off his feet for a second, but was quickly uppercutted with the hammer back even further, but managed to prevent further retaliation with a quick tentacle spawned up through the ground.

Lohuy recovered though, and hit YN once with the hammer in the crotch, then again to keel him over, then another to put him on the ground, before sending him back with a powerful backswing. He attempted to hit YN out of the air as he came back swinging with a soup bomb, but YN grabbed him and essentially catapulted him with another tentacle.

Lohuy prevailed, however, with another backswing of the hammer followed by a drop kick.

Lohuy: Bloop.

Lohuy followed up the drop kick with a series of shots of ball Magic Lightning at YN, which knocked YN off his feet once more.

Lohuy was about done with the fight, so he slid underneath YN and placed a soup bomb there to initiate a final takedown.

The soup bomb detonated as Lohuy spawned two Bloopers to fly at and brutally ink YN and beat him in and out of invisibility with soft delete hammers, before Lohuy came in with his own hammer, hitting YN so hard that it snapped at the middle of the handle.

Lohuy threw it aside, satisfied YN was down for the count.

Lohuy: No more Watch2Gethers for you.

Loh walked over to Umby and Mooncat, who were on their knees coughing and gasping for air. He didn't realized why until he caught a whiff of what smelled like really pungent marijuana. He looked over to see ****crow spraying him with what looking like an extremely phallic bong.

****crow: Straight face your fears.

Lohuy huffed the weed and sneezed sarcastically: Please, I'm in college I do this stuff all the time prob.

****crow: Then you'll enjoy what I've spiked this with.

****crow sprayed another whiff of the stuff Loh's way.

Lohuy started to see some shit, and then the cloud appeared to envelope the rather nonthreatening looking man--wearing a hoodie and a pair of cargo pants, with an Ushanka on his head, until he was impossible to see through the cloud.

A demonic looking monster, holding a Sickle with a chain in one hand and a hammer in the other, came out of the gas cloud towards Loh.

****crow: Hmm, you have a high tolerance, but everybody has a kink they suppress.

***CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2, PART 2***

Side note: As a little bonus, I started making the moves lists for the various characters, starting with them in order of appearance as Playable characters in the story, for now. It's a work in progress, but I have Turtle and Lohuy done so far. Feel free to comment suggestions or whatever.