Thursday, March 1, 2007

According to Len Pasquarelli, the top three free agents this off-season, in order, are Nate Clements, Adalius Thomas and Eric Steinbach. Apparently, the Browns could land all three according to this article. As Cleveland fans, we do realize that it is highly unlikely that we will scoop up all three of these guys, and I'd be happy to snag one or two of them along with Igor Olshansky from San Diego heading into the draft. A major snag in many teams' free agent plans is that Dr. Evil has become the agents for many of these guys, and reports are saying that Adalius Thomas is looking to receive a signing bonus in the $17-18 millon range (This is laughable considering this guy is 30 years old, and we already have an aging outside linebacker who's career is nearing its end). Free Agency begins tonight at 12:01 a.m., and here at CursedCleveland.com we will stop at nothing to bring you the news as it happens (Or we'll just wait until one of the big websites posts the news and then add jokes to it, post it, and have nobody read it).

We will get one of them and sign him to some rediculas contract which then he will have a career ending injury. The chances of getting all of them would be like Smith growing an inch or Tony "Sports Boy" Lima being the next new voice of the Browns. Then again the Lake Eire Monsters are looking for one.

The Most Insanely Idiotic Message Board Thread of the Week

"This may be outlandish but... as far as talent goes at the corner position we will be a little weak with the early departure of D.W. We don't have any great talents at corner. Small was a 5* CB as a recruit. What do you all think?"