After pulling off the upset of the century, Ted Cruz wins a contested convention over Donald Trump to go head on with Hillary in the general election. Trump refuses to be Cruz's VP or even endorse Cruz, but he opts not to run as a third party candidate despite hoe p*ssed off he keeps saying he is. Hillary triumphs over Ted Cruz in a general election thanks to her surprise selection of Bon Jovi as her VP candidate, with Cruz going with Kasich for reasons not entirely understood.

Hillary-Bon Jovi 52%Cruz-Kasich 48%

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2020

Trump declares he is running as President just over 3 years early, determined to get the nomination he feels he should have won last time, blasting Hillary for allegedly ruining the country even though she has only been president for 8 months. Such an early start to an election triggers mass migrations by Americans to Canada, Europe, and even Mexico to escape from another Trump-dominated election. Trump this time handily wins the nomination and Hillary faces no primary challenge herself. Trump doubles down on the racism and derogatory remarks about everyone he doesnt like on a particular day, going particularly hard on Hillary for allegedly not being capable of satisfying her husband, causing enough outrage against his demeanor to handily hand Hillary re-election, even though Trump thought he had it in the bag with his 'huge' VP selection of Sarah Palin.

Hillary-Bon Jovi - 56%Trump-Palin - 44%

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2024

Bon Jovi decides to not run for President, Hillary's second term ends, and Trump dies from a brain aneurism after realizing he's not as great as he thought he was, leaving the race wide open on all sides. Jon Stewart jumps out to an early lead in the Democratic nomination after announcing he will run, but is eventually overtaken by Marco Rubio, who has flipped to being a Democrat after the GOP grows too radical for him to be a part of. The GOP rallies behind Palin after she announces she will run, and locks down the stupid vote which propels her to the nomination for the GOP. The election is 50-50 until Palin completely flubs a televised debate between her and Rubio, with her VP choice, Jesus Christ, failing to show up to his debate with Rubio's VP pick of Jon Stewart as well, costing her any credibility people thought she had left.

Rubio-Stewart - 54%Palin-Bachmann - 46%

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2028

After a streak of presidential victories for the Dem party, the sh*t hits the fan when the economy enters a recession. Experts believe it was triggered by a maple syrup shortage after predatory lending by maple syrup companies on people who could not afford the maple syrup after interest rates go up, but others blame the usual suspects of Wall Street bankers and poor people. The GOP coalesce around Paul Ryan and his VP pick, Quarterback Robert Griffin III, who after being traded from the Cleveland Browns to the Jacksonville Jaguars, leads the Jaguars to 4 straight Super Bowl wins, making him incredibly popular in the critical swing state of Florida that hasn't been entirely swallowed by rising sea levels..... The Ryan-Griffin ticket handily wins the election over the incumbents, much of their victory due in part to not being 'bat sh*t crazy' like previous GOP nominees before them.

Ryan-Griffin III - 58%Rubio-Stewart - 42%

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2032

After rising sea levels cause the depopulation of the East coast and the West Coast that previously swung Democratic, while Global Warming turns the American Southwest into a desert landscape where bands of gangs roam the earth for power and oil similar to a Mad-Max dystopian world, the top issue among remaining states that still have their sh*t together is who will be able to fix their country. Republicans side with incumbents Ryan-Griffin III, arguing that the numerous wars they've started with Iran, North Korea, and Canada are an economic stimulus for the country at a time when the unemployment rate is still very high. Democrats on the other hand who have grown even more leftist believe the solution to the countries problems is through political correctness and by getting rid of things like 'national borders'. Paul Ryan and Robert Griffin III end up pulling off a re-election win against Democratic Nominee Julian Castro, who selected the dead corpse of Bernie Sanders as his running mate. Republicans win re-election by an even wider margin than they did 4 years earlier after having enough of the Democrats' sh*t.

Ryan-Griffin III - 63%Castro-Deceased - 37%

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2036

After Robert Griffin III declines to run for President after suffering a career-ending knee injury, the GOP nomination comes down to a two horse race between Jon Snow, who has experience constructing large walls between countries to keep out undesirables, and Yosemite Sam, who in the Canadian Maple Syrup War of 2034 became a folk hero for his 'Shoot first, shoot twice, shoot a third time, and dont ask questions until youve shot him 8 more times after that' policy. Snow wins and picks sam as his running mate, while Democrats nominate Ronald Reagan Jr., the son of President Reagan who I sh*t you not is a Democrat and an Atheist. Although Reagan Jr is considered a political outsider, he picks Chelsea Clinton as his VP to try to get the establishment vote for the election. In the closest election in decades, Snow-Sam barely triumph over Reagan Jr-Clinton after winning the swing state of Canada

After Jon Snow is assassinated by members of his own administration just weeks before he was expected to announce his campaign for re-election, the GOP catch themselves with their pants down when Democrats quickly rally around Chelsea Clinton as their nominee for the general election. Snow's VP, Yosemite Sam, was implicated in the assassination of Jon Snow and was found ineligible to run for President at his 'trial', causing a very prolonged and messy GOP primary race to play out. After narrowly avoiding a contested convention, Ivanka Trump becomes the nominee, facing Chelsea Clinton in a general election matchup. Neither select a candidate for VP to avoid assassination risk, with both sides running on platforms to declare themselves emperor of the R.S.A. (Remaining States of America) and rule for life. Both promise to try to run clean campaigns, but sure enough both sides start slinging vicious attacks at each other, and once again, Bill Clinton's sexual exploits becomes fodder for the election as Ivanka questions how Chelsea could be a good president if her mother couldn't even satisfy her father. Sick of the broken system and Bill Clinton's penis, many Americans choose not to vote and instead pledge their loyalty towards the nearest local warlord as society continues to break down, while others who still have any sort of wealth use it to try to immigrate to the newly democratized nation of China. Clinton wins the popular vote, but loses the electoral vote after the Floridian Archipelago is won by Ivanka Trump from questionable means of counting votes. Because Florida

Trump - 49%Clinton - 50%1% of voters write in 'Deez Nuts' as a joke after the meme becomes popular once again

After pulling off the upset of the century, Ted Cruz wins a contested convention over Donald Trump to go head on with Hillary in the general election. Trump refuses to be Cruz's VP or even endorse Cruz, but he opts not to run as a third party candidate despite how p*ssed off he keeps saying he is. Hillary triumphs over Ted Cruz in a general election thanks to her surprise selection of Bon Jovi as her VP candidate, with Cruz going with Kasich for reasons not entirely understood.

Hillary-Bon Jovi 52%Cruz-Kasich 48%

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2020

Trump declares he is running as President just over 3 years early, determined to get the nomination he feels he should have won last time, blasting Hillary for allegedly ruining the country even though she has only been president for 8 months. Such an early start to an election triggers mass migrations by Americans to Canada, Europe, and even Mexico to escape from another Trump-dominated election. Trump this time handily wins the nomination and Hillary faces no primary challenge herself. Trump doubles down on the racism and derogatory remarks about everyone he doesnt like on a particular day, going particularly hard on Hillary for allegedly not being capable of satisfying her husband, causing enough outrage against his demeanor to handily hand Hillary re-election, even though Trump thought he had it in the bag with his 'huge' VP selection of Sarah Palin.

Hillary-Bon Jovi - 56%Trump-Palin - 44%

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2024

Bon Jovi decides to not run for President, Hillary's second term ends, and Trump dies from a brain aneurism after realizing he's not as great as he thought he was, leaving the race wide open on all sides. Jon Stewart jumps out to an early lead in the Democratic nomination after announcing he will run, but is eventually overtaken by Marco Rubio, who has flipped to being a Democrat after the GOP grows too radical for him to be a part of. The GOP rallies behind Palin after she announces she will run, and locks down the stupid vote which propels her to the nomination for the GOP. The election is 50-50 until Palin completely flubs a televised debate between her and Rubio, with her VP choice, Jesus Christ, failing to show up to his debate with Rubio's VP pick of Jon Stewart as well, costing her any credibility people thought she had left.

Rubio-Stewart - 54%Palin-Jesus - 46%

Fixed it. Accidentally left it as Bachmann from an earlier version of this XD

2028

After a streak of presidential victories for the Dem party, the sh*t hits the fan when the economy enters a recession. Experts believe it was triggered by a maple syrup shortage after predatory lending by maple syrup companies on people who could not afford the maple syrup after interest rates go up, but others blame the usual suspects of Wall Street bankers and poor people. The GOP coalesce around Paul Ryan and his VP pick, Quarterback Robert Griffin III, who after being traded from the Cleveland Browns to the Jacksonville Jaguars, leads the Jaguars to 4 straight Super Bowl wins, making him incredibly popular in the critical swing state of Florida that hasn't been entirely swallowed by rising sea levels..... The Ryan-Griffin ticket handily wins the election over the incumbents, much of their victory due in part to not being 'bat sh*t crazy' like previous GOP nominees before them.

Ryan-Griffin III - 58%Rubio-Stewart - 42%

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2032

After rising sea levels cause the depopulation of the East coast and the West Coast that previously swung Democratic, while Global Warming turns the American Southwest into a desert landscape where bands of gangs roam the earth for power and oil similar to a Mad-Max dystopian world, the top issue among remaining states that still have their sh*t together is who will be able to fix their country. Republicans side with incumbents Ryan-Griffin III, arguing that the numerous wars they've started with Iran, North Korea, and Canada are an economic stimulus for the country at a time when the unemployment rate is still very high. Democrats on the other hand who have grown even more leftist believe the solution to the countries problems is through political correctness and by getting rid of things like 'national borders'. Paul Ryan and Robert Griffin III end up pulling off a re-election win against Democratic Nominee Julian Castro, who selected the dead corpse of Bernie Sanders as his running mate. Republicans win re-election by an even wider margin than they did 4 years earlier after having enough of the Democrats' sh*t.

Ryan-Griffin III - 63%Castro-Deceased - 37%

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2036

After Robert Griffin III declines to run for President after suffering a career-ending knee injury, the GOP nomination comes down to a two horse race between Jon Snow, who has experience constructing large walls between countries to keep out undesirables, and Yosemite Sam, who in the Canadian Maple Syrup War of 2034 became a folk hero for his 'Shoot first, shoot twice, shoot a third time, and dont ask questions until youve shot him 8 more times after that' policy. Snow wins and picks sam as his running mate, while Democrats nominate Ronald Reagan Jr., the son of President Reagan who I sh*t you not is a Democrat and an Atheist. Although Reagan Jr is considered a political outsider, he picks Chelsea Clinton as his VP to try to get the establishment vote for the election. In the closest election in decades, Snow-Sam barely triumph over Reagan Jr-Clinton after winning the swing state of Canada

After Jon Snow is assassinated by members of his own administration just weeks before he was expected to announce his campaign for re-election, the GOP catch themselves with their pants down when Democrats quickly rally around Chelsea Clinton as their nominee for the general election. Snow's VP, Yosemite Sam, was implicated in the assassination of Jon Snow and was found ineligible to run for President at his 'trial', causing a very prolonged and messy GOP primary race to play out. After narrowly avoiding a contested convention, Ivanka Trump becomes the nominee, facing Chelsea Clinton in a general election matchup. Neither select a candidate for VP to avoid assassination risk, with both sides running on platforms to declare themselves emperor of the R.S.A. (Remaining States of America) and rule for life. Both promise to try to run clean campaigns, but sure enough both sides start slinging vicious attacks at each other, and once again, Bill Clinton's sexual exploits becomes fodder for the election as Ivanka questions how Chelsea could be a good president if her mother couldn't even satisfy her father. Sick of the broken system and Bill Clinton's penis, many Americans choose not to vote and instead pledge their loyalty towards the nearest local warlord as society continues to break down, while others who still have any sort of wealth use it to try to immigrate to the newly democratized nation of China. Clinton wins the popular vote, but loses the electoral vote after the Floridian Archipelago is won by Ivanka Trump from questionable means of counting votes. Because Florida

Trump - 49%Clinton - 50%1% of voters write in 'Deez Nuts' as a joke after the meme becomes popular once again

2044:After many failed attempts of running, people finally realized that the Democrat and Republican parties were crazy, Vermin Supreme was claimed the most truthful candidate. Politifact said his claim of giving everyone ponies is more truthful than any others. He sweeps the general election 77%-18%-5% passing Justin Beiber and Tim Tebow.

After pulling off the upset of the century, Ted Cruz wins a contested convention over Donald Trump to go head on with Hillary in the general election. Trump refuses to be Cruz's VP or even endorse Cruz, but he opts not to run as a third party candidate despite hoe p*ssed off he keeps saying he is. Hillary triumphs over Ted Cruz in a general election thanks to her surprise selection of Bon Jovi as her VP candidate, with Cruz going with Kasich for reasons not entirely understood.

Hillary-Bon Jovi 52%Cruz-Kasich 48%

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2020

Trump declares he is running as President just over 3 years early, determined to get the nomination he feels he should have won last time, blasting Hillary for allegedly ruining the country even though she has only been president for 8 months. Such an early start to an election triggers mass migrations by Americans to Canada, Europe, and even Mexico to escape from another Trump-dominated election. Trump this time handily wins the nomination and Hillary faces no primary challenge herself. Trump doubles down on the racism and derogatory remarks about everyone he doesnt like on a particular day, going particularly hard on Hillary for allegedly not being capable of satisfying her husband, causing enough outrage against his demeanor to handily hand Hillary re-election, even though Trump thought he had it in the bag with his 'huge' VP selection of Sarah Palin.

Hillary-Bon Jovi - 56%Trump-Palin - 44%

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2024

Bon Jovi decides to not run for President, Hillary's second term ends, and Trump dies from a brain aneurism after realizing he's not as great as he thought he was, leaving the race wide open on all sides. Jon Stewart jumps out to an early lead in the Democratic nomination after announcing he will run, but is eventually overtaken by Marco Rubio, who has flipped to being a Democrat after the GOP grows too radical for him to be a part of. The GOP rallies behind Palin after she announces she will run, and locks down the stupid vote which propels her to the nomination for the GOP. The election is 50-50 until Palin completely flubs a televised debate between her and Rubio, with her VP choice, Jesus Christ, failing to show up to his debate with Rubio's VP pick of Jon Stewart as well, costing her any credibility people thought she had left.

Rubio-Stewart - 54%Palin-Bachmann - 46%

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2028

After a streak of presidential victories for the Dem party, the sh*t hits the fan when the economy enters a recession. Experts believe it was triggered by a maple syrup shortage after predatory lending by maple syrup companies on people who could not afford the maple syrup after interest rates go up, but others blame the usual suspects of Wall Street bankers and poor people. The GOP coalesce around Paul Ryan and his VP pick, Quarterback Robert Griffin III, who after being traded from the Cleveland Browns to the Jacksonville Jaguars, leads the Jaguars to 4 straight Super Bowl wins, making him incredibly popular in the critical swing state of Florida that hasn't been entirely swallowed by rising sea levels..... The Ryan-Griffin ticket handily wins the election over the incumbents, much of their victory due in part to not being 'bat sh*t crazy' like previous GOP nominees before them.

Ryan-Griffin III - 58%Rubio-Stewart - 42%

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2032

After rising sea levels cause the depopulation of the East coast and the West Coast that previously swung Democratic, while Global Warming turns the American Southwest into a desert landscape where bands of gangs roam the earth for power and oil similar to a Mad-Max dystopian world, the top issue among remaining states that still have their sh*t together is who will be able to fix their country. Republicans side with incumbents Ryan-Griffin III, arguing that the numerous wars they've started with Iran, North Korea, and Canada are an economic stimulus for the country at a time when the unemployment rate is still very high. Democrats on the other hand who have grown even more leftist believe the solution to the countries problems is through political correctness and by getting rid of things like 'national borders'. Paul Ryan and Robert Griffin III end up pulling off a re-election win against Democratic Nominee Julian Castro, who selected the dead corpse of Bernie Sanders as his running mate. Republicans win re-election by an even wider margin than they did 4 years earlier after having enough of the Democrats' sh*t.

Ryan-Griffin III - 63%Castro-Deceased - 37%

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2036

After Robert Griffin III declines to run for President after suffering a career-ending knee injury, the GOP nomination comes down to a two horse race between Jon Snow, who has experience constructing large walls between countries to keep out undesirables, and Yosemite Sam, who in the Canadian Maple Syrup War of 2034 became a folk hero for his 'Shoot first, shoot twice, shoot a third time, and dont ask questions until youve shot him 8 more times after that' policy. Snow wins and picks sam as his running mate, while Democrats nominate Ronald Reagan Jr., the son of President Reagan who I sh*t you not is a Democrat and an Atheist. Although Reagan Jr is considered a political outsider, he picks Chelsea Clinton as his VP to try to get the establishment vote for the election. In the closest election in decades, Snow-Sam barely triumph over Reagan Jr-Clinton after winning the swing state of Canada

After Jon Snow is assassinated by members of his own administration just weeks before he was expected to announce his campaign for re-election, the GOP catch themselves with their pants down when Democrats quickly rally around Chelsea Clinton as their nominee for the general election. Snow's VP, Yosemite Sam, was implicated in the assassination of Jon Snow and was found ineligible to run for President at his 'trial', causing a very prolonged and messy GOP primary race to play out. After narrowly avoiding a contested convention, Ivanka Trump becomes the nominee, facing Chelsea Clinton in a general election matchup. Neither select a candidate for VP to avoid assassination risk, with both sides running on platforms to declare themselves emperor of the R.S.A. (Remaining States of America) and rule for life. Both promise to try to run clean campaigns, but sure enough both sides start slinging vicious attacks at each other, and once again, Bill Clinton's sexual exploits becomes fodder for the election as Ivanka questions how Chelsea could be a good president if her mother couldn't even satisfy her father. Sick of the broken system and Bill Clinton's penis, many Americans choose not to vote and instead pledge their loyalty towards the nearest local warlord as society continues to break down, while others who still have any sort of wealth use it to try to immigrate to the newly democratized nation of China. Clinton wins the popular vote, but loses the electoral vote after the Floridian Archipelago is won by Ivanka Trump from questionable means of counting votes. Because Florida

Trump - 49%Clinton - 50%1% of voters write in 'Deez Nuts' as a joke after the meme becomes popular once again