Worm Jenkins, the sleazy tabloid reporter from such video
classics as Nasty Newshounds (Moonlight Entertainment)
is back in the person of Randy Spears. Spears is a victim of
the International Star's austerity program and has to
come up with a socko headline story to convince wealthy
publisher Alyssa Jarreau to keep him.

Spears is on to a major scoop. There are a bunch of bimbos
who claim to have slept with the King. Talk about some crummy
Elvis impersonations. Nikki Dial engages the Pelvis (Ted
Wilson) for the simple reasons that he eats peanut butter,
mayonnaise, ham, salami and turkey sandwiches. Who knew?

The rest of the pairings are arrived at for similar or
dumber reasons, the most bizarre one involving Jonathan
Morgan as a carpet cleaner with a twitch like the prom queen
at a St. Vitus Dance and an "Elvis" wig that must have been
made from Ron Jeremy's old chest hair clippings.

Randy West who gets involved in a shower stall threesome
with Mona Lisa and Christina Appel is the smartest Elvis. He
keeps his mouth shut, for fear of critical retribution,
obviously.

Spears, as Jenkins, can't seem to decide whether he's a
reporter or a P.I. from a 1940's paperback. His world weary
voice inflections are more in tune with that kind of
character, but his threesome with Nikki and Christine cuts it
across all decades.

An entertaining show with reasonably hot pairings, the best
is definitely saved for last. Don't miss the screen credits.
They're hysterical. A superb photo of Nikki Dial graces the
boxcover.