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The coolest fat, smoking baby, you'll ever see!!

by Jason,posted Jun 28 2010 9:59AM

Watch this video:
This video showed up at the beginning of June, 2010. When I first watched this video, I'd be lying if I said that I didn't have a literal LOL moment. Yes, I laughed out loud.
No, I don't think it's funny that a little baby is smoking. No I don't think it's funny that the baby is very overweight. I laughed because this little baby from Indonesia has the same swagger as a 1950's cowboy. I can't believe I am saying this, but I am jealous at how cool this baby looks when he smokes!
Years ago when I would drink heavily at parties, I would often grab a pack of cigarettes and start chain smoking. One thing that my friends would laugh at was my inability to smoke "the right way". I was in my late teens and early 20's and I knew smoking was bad for my health. I don't think that I ever smoked more than 100 cigarettes in my entire life, so it isn't like I was addicted. Smoking was just something that I did when I was drunk. As you can tell my the 100 cigarette number, I didn't get drunk all that often either.
Back to our little fat Indonesian baby. This kid knows how to work it. He smokes a cigarette like a 45 year old cougar at last call (in a bar outside of California where smoking is still legal). He smokes a cigarette as if to say "what the f**k is it to you a**hole"??? The kid has a big set of balls in that diaper.
Now, for the people reading this saying "how dare he say it's ok for a baby to smoke"???
Smoking is bad. Feeding your baby until he's fat is bad. Turning your baby into a tourist attraction because he is fat and a chain smoker....very bad.
The saddest part of this story is that because of the popularity of the fat smoking baby, the areas top tourist attraction in the area is no more. That's right, if you were planning on visiting this same Indonesian village to watch the little old woman who hid live cobras in her hoo-ha...she's dead.