Conan Made a 'Human Centipede' Menorah

Going where even Etsy hasn't dared to go (yet), Conan O'Brien last night celebrated the beginning of Hanukkah with a tradition sure to catch on among orthodox scientific sadists: the Human Centipede Menorah, a equal reminder of when the menorah's oil miraculously stretched across three days and of when a deranged German surgeon miraculously stretched a single digestive tract across three unsuspecting tourists. It's a mitzv-ugh! Here's the video:

Well, as far as turning a cherished Jewish tradition into something that makes you question humanity, that's pretty good. A dreidel crudely molded from human feces just wouldn't read as well on television.

\n\nGoing where even Etsy hasn't dared to go (yet), Conan O'Brien last night celebrated the beginning of Hanukkah with a tradition sure to catch on among orthodox scientific sadists: the Human Centipede Menorah, a equal reminder of when the menorah's oil miraculously stretched across three days and of when a deranged German surgeon miraculously stretched a single digestive tract across three unsuspecting tourists. It's a mitzv-ugh! Here's the video: