A pervect is a green, scaly traveler from the dimension of Perv, a world known
for its foul-tempered reptilian humanoid inhabitants. But I suspect that
description might leave you even more confused than before you asked.

Sorry about the darts thing, people, it took me a while to figure which way
is the dart board, but I mostly got it now. I'll take a beer, please.
My paper airplane money flew out the window, can I get a beer anyway?