Along the way Bibbs will wax rhapsodic about his favorite porn franchise, poke holes in the plot of Captain America: The Winter Solder AND Captain America XXX, take Lars Von Trier to task for screwing with us over and over again, ponder the dangers of ziplining, find deeper meaning in Scarlett Johansson's full frontal nudity, accuse write off the entire found footage genre, equate one of this week's films to the pursuit of a Klondike Bar and much, much more.