Weegee The Photographer As A Baby

Earlier this week I was flipping through this site’s analytics
to see what search terms people had used to find it. One in
peculiar that stood out to me was the term “Weegee The
Photographer As A Baby.”

After some careful deliberation on what Weegee as a baby would
actually look like, I believe that the following depiction would be
the most factually correct way to interpret the phrase.