Don't you hate it when you are going number two and receive splash back. The messy wet ones are the worst (well almost the worst). How about making something to lay on the surface of the water to absorb the splash. I made a prototype by laying a thin layer of toilet paper on the surface of the water. It works pretty good unless the explosion is powerful.

Lets cut down even more rainforests so we can make useless paper sheilds to keep the toilet from splashing! Sureley the time, money, and effort of making these wil payoff in the long run. Yes My Friend, Happiness is a dry ass.
(...anyways)
Your idea is good, but impractical. Who would spend 5 bucks to buy a package of these things? Who would take the time to place down a piece of paper just to keep their buts from getting wet? Unless you actually find a market for these things, you will be out of luck.

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I've noticed if i tend to eat cheese or other high fat content food, the -eh, POOP density/weight increases noticably. Think of the difference between dropping a lead brick and a lighter material. The heavier one tends to give a bigger splash (ASS-uming -HA!HA! that the distance between your *beep* ass and the water hasn't changed )
Conclusion: Try not to eat foods that will turn your ass into a torpedo launch tube

Deceptive Geko wrote:Lets cut down even more rainforests so we can make useless paper sheilds to keep the toilet from splashing! Sureley the time, money, and effort of making these wil payoff in the long run. Yes My Friend, Happiness is a dry ass.(...anyways)Your idea is good, but impractical. Who would spend 5 bucks to buy a package of these things? Who would take the time to place down a piece of paper just to keep their buts from getting wet? Unless you actually find a market for these things, you will be out of luck.

I'm sorry but i do agree with that. Maybe you can think of a different material that is more environmentally friendly?