I don’t want to hear any bullshit about how these guys are just kids and don’t know any better. Four-year-olds know that lying is wrong. But these two thought it would be cute to pretend a real critic said something nice about their movie. They were wrong. They were also incredibly stupid to think that they wouldn’t get caught.

The Internet sees all… certainly all the stuff you’re dumb enough to actually post. And the Internet never forgets.

UPDATE: These chickenshits still think they’re cute and funny, and their friends do, too:

I’ve still had no response from them to multiple requests for an explanation for their deplorable behavior.

UPDATE 2: Lame generic tweeted apologies:

On behalf of HJP we want to publicly apologize to @maryannjohanson for our unethical and stupid wrongdoings by making her quote up.