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Free Comic Freak Show!

Free Comic Book Day: apart from 4/20 and my birthday, the most important annual event in our country! This year I spent it at Level Up Entertainment in Mays Landing, New Jersey. I was wined, dined and even given a jar of cake. But as usually happensÂ with my guest appearances, although I brought homeÂ many memories, I brought home evenÂ more bruises.

“It… is… finished!” My table is set up and ready for commerce.

These girls are dressed asÂ Prince Bubblegum and Marshall Lee, the male versions of Princess Bubblegum and Marceline from Adventure Time. Girls dressed as boy versions of girls…? Ladies, I’d suggestÂ you stay out ofÂ North CarolinaÂ for the time being.

More gender bending! This gorgeous woman is dressed as Robin, the boy wonder. And boy, I wonder where this RILF has been all my life!

Aww!Â Cute! But only “gateway” cute. I needs the hard stuff.

AWWWWWW!!!

Worst. Grimace. Ever.

Ohhh! “AvadaÂ Kedavra”! All this time Â I’ve been saying “Abracadabra”!

I take it back, Kylo! Your voice doesn’t sound at all like Bane talking through a wet sock!

Oh, I get it. It’s Daenerys Targaryen with Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon on her shoulder. Does everyone else get that? Yeah, no, it’s clever. (What do you mean I’m being a dick? I just said “I GET IT”!)

Look, everyone! It’s Bongo from Life in Hell!

Ooof! I meant Judy Hopps from Zootopia! Hey… weren’t you on suspension forÂ strangling Â a hare to death for selling loose carrots?

Â Now THIS is what being in comics is all about: meeting “Dante” from Clerks! Brian is holding some caricatures of him that I drew at the show. Hey Brian, on a scale of oneÂ to one million, how would you rate my artistic skills?

“37!!!”

Such adventures! And if that weren’tÂ enough, here’sÂ Â an interview with me done at the Flower City Comic-Con last month! (My bit starts at 6:50.)