Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

but then if that makes you a pervert,
does it make me a slut for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha.
c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.

not to double-post or anything, cuz i'm gonna...
but you could have gotten off at the next stop and waited for the next train...
i've done that when pervs get on and do crazy stuff...that damned B train to the Bronx did it every time

but then if that makes you a pervert,
does it make me a slut for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha.
c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.