My sister lives in the middle of London and has a problem fox that keeps crapping on her doorstep. Any advice as to how to deter the damn thing? Shooting is not an option given the location! Mind you, she would do it herself she is so fed up of cleaning fox shit off her kids shoes!

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TheSquire wrote:My sister lives in the middle of London and has a problem fox that keeps crapping on her doorstep. Any advice as to how to deter the damn thing? Shooting is not an option given the location! Mind you, she would do it herself she is so fed up of cleaning fox shit off her kids shoes!

Try Jeyes Fluid

Linegeist wrote:Basically by being a leftie dickhead with the principles and backbone of a week-old kipper

A pet cat such as a cougar would make short work of the fox and I'll guarantee the authorities will have no problem blowing away your pet cougar as you neighborhood becomes devoid of aimlessly wandering pets and people.

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Flintlok, I think you're dead right....."The Dogge"

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A big bear trap should do it! It might not catch the fox but it won't crap on her doorstep if the trap has an angry bear in it! Failing that go to the local zoo and collect some male lion pee and then spread it on the doorstep - apparently foxes are intimidated by this!

A golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range. - Paul KirchnerA few acorns up the arse'd do 'em the world of good. It might even make them walk upright for a change. - Linegeist

Use your own pee, preferably after a night on the JD and a decent Curry, if you want to go further leave your own shit there, Foxes hate competition!! LOL

I am actually serious about your own PEE bit!

Dave

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those timid spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat !

A golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range. - Paul KirchnerA few acorns up the arse'd do 'em the world of good. It might even make them walk upright for a change. - Linegeist

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