The Life and Crimes of Bebop

Me, mommy, and daddy all went to grammy's today!! I got to play with Patches and Penny. I had so much room to run that I actually became exhausted.

Mom and dad wanted to take me out back to get chased around with, with the hose. Now, grammy has this really fun looking pond out back. Problem is -- they haven't really cleaned it in a LONG time, so the top of the water looked like a green slimy platform. It wasn't a platform at all!

I fell right into this slimey ooie gooie mess. It was disgusting!!! Dad and mom had to give me a bath right there on the spot. I smell fantastic now, but my head still rots a bit.