I tell ya, I've fought tougher menBut I really can't remember when,He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

Sybarite:I tell ya, I've fought tougher menBut I really can't remember when,He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

Diogenes:That's when the gunplay started, the report said, with the son firing four or five shots at his dad.

Gunplay always sounds so lighthearted and whimsical.

I imagine the scene was well choreographed.

He's most likely pissed off at being named Artavious.

The Stealth Hippopotamus:Sybarite: I tell ya, I've fought tougher menBut I really can't remember when,He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

AbbeySomeone:Diogenes: That's when the gunplay started, the report said, with the son firing four or five shots at his dad.

Gunplay always sounds so lighthearted and whimsical.

I imagine the scene was well choreographed.

He's most likely pissed off at being named Artavious.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sybarite: I tell ya, I've fought tougher menBut I really can't remember when,He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

The Stealth Hippopotamus:Sybarite: I tell ya, I've fought tougher menBut I really can't remember when,He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

Abuse Liability:FTFA:The son told deputies that his dad smacked him in the face inside the liquor store, the report said. The son said he didn't fire the shots, but that he heard them while his father ran.

Why exactly was he running. How far ahead was this kid thinking?

He was thining of the past. Me thinks the kid had some demeaning experience in Juvy.

The Stealth Hippopotamus:Sybarite: I tell ya, I've fought tougher menBut I really can't remember when,He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

Bit'O'Gristle:Now, 16-year-old Artavious B. Malone, of Wellington, is charged with attempted murder and illegal possession of a firearm, according to an arrest report from the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

/See? That's where you farked up dad. You gave him the wrong name. It was supposed to be Ardvarkious.//get real. or gtfo.

I saw an article somewhere the other day that said Johnny Cash didn't write "A Boy Named Sue" but it was actually written by Shel Silverstein, the comic strip artist for Playboy. I'll bet nobody else knew that.

To The Escape Zeppelin!:"Archie said his relationship with Artavious has been hostile since he sent him to a juvenile center for his behavior a few years ago," Well at least dad realized his son had problems early.

I came to ask this question. Sadly, I strongly suspect that in certain neighborhoods which lack societal norms for behavior, proper role models and law enforcement, cash is the only form of ID requested in liquor stores.

offacue:I saw an article somewhere the other day that said Johnny Cash didn't write "A Boy Named Sue" but it was actually written by Shel Silverstein, the comic strip artist for Playboy. I'll bet nobody else knew that.

Didnt that person make the Berenstein Bears? You know, the jewish bears in the woods.

The Stealth Hippopotamus:Sybarite: I tell ya, I've fought tougher menBut I really can't remember when,He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

I happened upon an episode of one of Dr. Drew's many television shows the other day. Apparently, it's really common for adopted children and their biological parents to become sexually attracted to each other if/when they reunite later in life. The examples on the show were opposite sex, but this is what I thought when I read the headline.

Stone Meadow:To The Escape Zeppelin!: Also since when are 16 year olds even allowed in the liquor store?

I came to ask this question. Sadly, I strongly suspect that in certain neighborhoods which lack societal norms for behavior, proper role models and law enforcement, cash is the only form of ID requested in liquor stores.

I imagine you guys are from one of the 18 Alcoholic beverage control states. Florida isn't one. Here in California there's hardly a difference between a 7-11 and a liquor store. I've been going to them since I was a little kid. I just ran into a liquor store with my six year old last weekend to grab an apple juice.