Standouts from the list include that the special lady "allow me to brush your hair", "must not be into drugs. Pot ok", and have "any personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking, or lipstick application must be done in my presence."

Needless to say, the internet has thoughts on Gordie's list.

I do really hope no one answers Gordie's Coachella advert. I think he should take a guy.

Trust us, guys. This just isn't worth it. There will be other Beyoncé concerts (wait, Coachella is a type of Beyoncé concert, right?)

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