Let me tell you something bout the space stationIt’s only really there in your imaginationThat thing ain’t real it’s science fictionIt’s there to feed your space addictionThose astronauts are not in spaceIt’s written all over their stupid face

I can spot a liar from a 100 milesI can spot a fraud from the way they smiledidn’t ya learn nothing from the fake moon missionThat puppet show from president NixonWell listen up they’re doing it again it seemsCheck out the harnesses and green screens

You see I used to work a lot in film and TVAnd I know a bit about the television trickeryto create the illusion that your somewhere your notA green screen is what you’re gonna use a lotOr if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceilingThe illussion that you’re floating is what they’ll be believing

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All you’re watching is a puppet show Yeah the whole worlds a stageAstronauts are actors of courseAnd yeah they all get paidLook at me ma I’m floating in spaceNo your not your lying to the whole human race

So let me tell you little something bout a zero g planeThis thing flies up and then down againSome weird stuff happens If you’re on the insideYou start to float as the plane takes a diveSimply add an actor that’s trained to deceiveAnd you got yourself an astronaut or so you believe

Plane flies up that’s everyone’s cueThen ACTION we got some deceiving to doPlane flies down then everyone knowsTo start the iss live showFloating in a plane with zero gBut you only see astronauts on your tv!

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Another thing I noticed when I looked at these foolsThey’re filming all the space walks in boyancy poolsNASAs gonna tell you that it’s just for trainingTo practice, for space station maintaingWell I thought about that but if that’s the caseThen why the hell can I see bubbles in space

Take a hard look at the next space walkAnd tell me if you can see bubbles at allOpen your eyes man, I’ll bet you a quarterThose space walks are all filmed under waterI can see space bubbles everywhereHey NASA How the hell did those get there?

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So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISSTake another look at your TV setThey’re pretty good at faking so you gotta look closePay some attention to the way the actor “floats”If you ask me that ain’t zero gravityBut Hollywood effects that I see on my TV

Take a good look at the whole damn thingThese lying bastards are puppets on a stringIt’s all a big science fiction puppet showThe games up assholes coz we all knowThanks for the show NASA it’s been a blastNow take your fake station and shove it up your *%#^

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As the musician Arthur Martin points out, undoubtedly NASA constitutes one of the best (black) humour exhibitions of all those that can be enjoyed in the circus tents, nowadays acting on the “balloon”.

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Reblogged this on Anagnórisis and commented:
Let me tell you something bout the space station
It’s only really there in your imagination
That thing ain’t real it’s science fiction
It’s there to feed your space addiction
Those astronauts are not in space
It’s written all over their stupid face