Included in this badassical issue--def articles up the yin-yang, including a linguistic love song, an explication of prime numbers, an introduction to Fluxist linguistics, and a further accumulation of things you didn’t know you didn’t know—along with the usual loadsa hoopy letters from our readers, maps, announcements, puzzles, and more...

Next time (July 2011), we will have another all-new issue of Speculative Grammarian.

P.S.: We're still looking for new contributors--we're seeking witty, erudite papers in satirical linguistics that demonstrate a comprehensive knowledge of the field of linguistics as a whole, a subtle wit, and a refined sense of written language. However, as those kinds of papers are pretty hard to come by, we're *accepting* papers that are moderately clever, can be edited into some passable form, and don't rely too heavily on bodily function humor. More information is available here at http://SpecGram.com/submit.html