Total Nerd The 25 Most Sexually Frustrated Pokemon

If you've ever played Pokemon with even a mild grade of obsession, you're probably familiar with looks of sexual frustration (no direct insinuation that it was in the mirror, but you can fill in that blank as appropriate). The Pokemon themselves, you may have also noted, tend to have looks of sexual desperation painted boldly across their faces. There have been myriad Pokemon who look like they're masturbating, Pokemon having sex (or at least the closest thing to copulation a magical creature that lives in a ball can have), and Pokemon touching themselves both on the Pokemon cartoon and in the Pokemon video games, and these are the best of those sexually desperate Pokemon.

This list of sexually frustrated Pokemon doesn't take into account backstory, fighting tactics, or even proximity to other Pokemon; these are simply funny pictures of Pokemon who look like they're about to murder the next guy/girl/ball dweller that shoots them down.

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