"I told them not to scrape it off. It was one of those young kids behind the counter and he seemed a little distracted with someone else ordering a cake a foot away from us. We went through the school colors and everything, and I said, 'Oh, could you draw a cap on her head?' And he gives me this look."

tankjr:[Variation on familiar nerdsnob whinging about stories showing up on Fark after they've been posted elsewhere, as if that is somehow important, and as if it doesn't work the other way around too.]

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 599x398]/just wait until the news of today's live Q&A with Snowden hits fark in a couple of weeks. They're gonna go crazy around here.//or better yet, does anyone in farkistan even know who Snowden is yet ?

moothemagiccow:Cellphone voice quality is farking abominable and I'm not sure why the NATO Alphabet isn't taught in schools or at least in call centers. Now I get why everyone texts all the goddamn time.

My name hold on please. Howawidahiyawadaha... JOE

J... as in Jihad.O... as in overthrow your government.E... as in explode yankee dog pig.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:Yes this is dog: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: fusillade762: tankjr: Why not just start linking directly to the Reddit posts and call this place Reddit East?

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:Yes this is dog: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: fusillade762: tankjr: Why not just start linking directly to the Reddit posts and call this place Reddit East?

100 Watt Walrus:tankjr: [Variation on familiar nerdsnob whinging about stories showing up on Fark after they've been posted elsewhere, as if that is somehow important, and as if it doesn't work the other way around too.]

Fista-Phobia:moothemagiccow: Cellphone voice quality is farking abominable and I'm not sure why the NATO Alphabet isn't taught in schools or at least in call centers. Now I get why everyone texts all the goddamn time.

My name hold on please. Howawidahiyawadaha... JOE

J... as in Jihad.O... as in overthrow your government.E... as in explode yankee dog pig.

Those are actually pretty damn good. I have been instructed "F as in Fox" as if there's nothing that that rhymes with Fox, also begins with a fricative consonant and could be mistaken for an F like, I don't know, Socks.

One should at least be able to spell their name with the NATO alphabet.

100 Watt Walrus:tankjr: [Variation on familiar nerdsnob whinging about stories showing up on Fark after they've been posted elsewhere, as if that is somehow important, and as if it doesn't work the other way around too.]

moothemagiccow:Cellphone voice quality is farking abominable and I'm not sure why the NATO Alphabet isn't taught in schools or at least in call centers. Now I get why everyone texts all the goddamn time.

I should really learn the NATO alphabet. I always end up using an ad hoc phonetic alphabet that's usually quite inappropriate: "I said 'p.' 'P' as in penis..."

eraser8:moothemagiccow: Cellphone voice quality is farking abominable and I'm not sure why the NATO Alphabet isn't taught in schools or at least in call centers. Now I get why everyone texts all the goddamn time.

I should really learn the NATO alphabet. I always end up using an ad hoc phonetic alphabet that's usually quite inappropriate: "I said 'p.' 'P' as in penis..."

I think the Fark filters need a new rule that changes any mention of "reddit" into something like "my vibrating buttplug"... "I already saw this on my vibrating buttplug two days ago!" "Geez, this place has gone downhill. My vibrating buttplug is so much better than Fark!" "Yet again, Fark is ripping off my vibrating buttplug!"

moothemagiccow:eraser8: moothemagiccow: Cellphone voice quality is farking abominable and I'm not sure why the NATO Alphabet isn't taught in schools or at least in call centers. Now I get why everyone texts all the goddamn time.

I should really learn the NATO alphabet. I always end up using an ad hoc phonetic alphabet that's usually quite inappropriate: "I said 'p.' 'P' as in penis..."

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Also it does blow some people's minds if you use it correctly. I had to call the police station to report some vandalism on my car, and when they asked for my plate number I automaticaly just gave it to them using NATO phonetics. The dispatcher was taken aback, she says "oh, are you an officer?" I say no. She asks "How did you know to do that then?" I told her, "well, there is this orginization called 'the military' we just switched to that system a couple of days ago, after seeing how well it works for cops." She says "Oh? Well yeah, I can see why. It's really helpful." *facepalm*