K-Fed’s Brother Says He’s the Father

Kevin Federline’s brother, Christopher, claims in court papers that he slept with Britney Spears during her marriage to Kevin and that he’s the biological father of her 7-year-old son. Christopher recently filed a temporary restraining order against Britney claiming she’s stolen from him, blackmailed and harassed him. Wait, wait. Someone is willing to admit to being biologically related to K-Fed?

Yes, yes they are and they say that Britney is an out of control maniac. Christopher alleges during a recent visit to Kevin’s house to pick up the kids, Britney stole Christopher’s Capital One credit card from his wallet he left on Kevin’s coffee table and ran up a $4,500 bill. Things got awk-ward when he confronted Britney about it.

“Britney … laughed at me [and] told me my brother Kevin ruined her life. Britney made fun of me and told me I have a small penis.

“She also blackmailed me and told me if I tell the police that she stole my credit card, that she will tell the world I’m the true father of Sean Preston, not Kevin.

“I do confess I slept with Britney, and I am the true father, but the public does not need to know,” he admitted.

A source told the Enquirer that when Christopher contacted Britney about the credit card, she “just laughed at him,” and “threatened to tell Kevin she and Chris had sex while she was married to Kevin … and tell everyone that.”

If I was Christopher, I would have taken out the small penis name calling and replaced it with, “she made fun of my huge, gigantic dong and said no woman would ever be able to handle me and that I’ll be forever alone.” Then I’d put a link to the court documents on my Match.com profile.