Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

What should I say?

I was making lunch today when I got a text, "Can you talk?
What would you reply?
A. Yes....... But not now.
B. Yes, I learned to talk when I was 1 and haven't shut up since.
C. Holy shit! I'be been married so l long, I've forgotten how!

1 comment:

The Arab immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"