Aw! Eva Mendes says it's easy to get all "critical" of yourself when you're on the red carpet but that she doesn't let herself "fall into that" — but that's she also "thankful" for her "nice physique"! Pretty sad if this counts as having positive body image nowadays. [People]

In poor England it's all water, water everywhere not not a drop to drink. [BBC]

Bush is cancer-free, meaning that now Cheney has to cut short his vacation and return to running the country. [CNN]