"Sir! TotalBiscuit just publically slammed us, and the forums are drowning in angry players. What should we do?"

"Damage limitation procedure. You know the drill!"

They know from experience. Plenty of experience.Well done, Ubi.

TB essentially said "You can't make me play this buggy broken shit, I've got Dragon Age Inquisition to play after all" and then detailed only the brokenness haha, that must have hurt them more than if TB had just made a WTF is AC:Unity and slammed it in a few paragraphs at the end or beginning.

Either way, as you say.. Ubisoft deserves the flak for this. Such bullshit publisher behavior..

Not at all. Why does the fuck have to make a cameo in every film? It just destroys the film in that moment. It's total fourth wall bullshit. Every fucking Marvel cartoon is the same as well. And he loves to pretend that he was the guy that made Marvel what it was when it was really Jack Kirby along with Steve Ditko, and Joe Simon. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

You should try "Not giving a shit" I mean seriously, who the fuck cares about some random dude in some random movie? I don't even remember actor names except a few exceptions, don't care about them. Only thing that matters is the movies and performance.. could be played by bricks if bricks had any acting talent.

walrus1 wrote on Nov 11, 2014, 15:13:I'd be kinda surprised if there aren't any free good emulators floating about. Heaven knows there are some really good free GBA and SNES on the Play Store. I know the PC requirements are probably higher but surely someone has a free one.

Yeah but if you ever tried dosbox for android you know why this offering might have some reason of existence ,) That said, they don't say how it works, so I am guessing it's a dos-box clone with new control system. (Which IS a real issue when you use dosbox, it's support for touch surfaces is abysmal)

You should make this stuff part of the top bar, remove the Mobile/PDA RSS and twitter text in the top (only leave ICONS for RSS and Twitter) - move Send news/Read This/ FAQ to the left, and add the 4 referral links so we can easily support you. I will use amazon.de referral link whenever I buy something ;p

But having this part of OOTB is not a good solution, in 2 days this is buried.

That PR line about dedicated servers is the most hilarious bullshit I read this week. They either don't know what dedicated servers are or they seriously want to redefine what the community is ACTUALLY asking for and thus backhand say "There will never be proper dedicated servers"

To someone that lives in a country in Germany where large part of the top soil is SAND this is an hilarious headline ^^ But scientifically it is probably correct, lots more coastal storms and massive need for concrete deplete local resources very quickly. It's just one more problem humans cause, because concrete...

I'd much prefer clay-bricks but nobody builds with them anymore, they are only used as "external cover". Everything is steel reinforced concrete, steel or glass here. So doesn't really surprise me...

No, people are stupid. You wouldn't believe how many older people have absolutely zero clue how to even use a phone properly. They will not use the phone book, happily type numbers every single time, they don't know how to make voice louder or less loud, they don't know how silent mode works or what airplane mode is.

You could argue "well somebody has to show them" but I showed people how to do any of that dozens of times, and a few months later they will have forgotten and ask you again.

It's a curse, and don't tell me old people can't learn, of course they CAN. Some simply decide not to.