Do we have an American Canada Public Affairs Committee? Do we have an American Ireland Public Affairs Committee? An American Guam one? Nope.

But we do have American Israel Public Affairs Committee, known as AIPAC, and today all our presidential candidates save one are rushing over to D.C. to attend their annual conference to swear fealty and their undying love to and for everything Israel.

It has been rumored that Hillary Clinton has been missing from the campaign trail these past few days because she was crawling on her knees to the conference all the way from New York in order to prove her loyalty. That’s just a rumor, of course.

The Donald, it is said, is planning a Big Surprise with his speech this evening. You know what he’s going to do? Well first, he’s not going to be giving the speech off the cuff like he has all his stump speeches. They have been writing this one for him for the past few days. Then, he’s going to talk to the audience like they have some common sense and an education.

He’s also looking to surprise the crowd with something else: substance…

The speech, prepared over the last week and finalized last week, will “outline his depth of knowledge about the U.S.-Israel relationship and his 30 years of supporting Israeli causes,” the source continued. Politico

Should be interesting to see the other, non-caricature Trump giving a talk for once. See what the difference is.

Don’t expect these subjects to be brought up by any of the candidates:

I have no idea how the various speeches will go today. I don’t really care. It’s all more of the same to me. Just know, it’s AIPAC Day in America folks. So go outside, fly your Israeli flag with pride and slap some gefilte fish down on the barbie while breaking open your finest bottle of Manischewitz.

Earlier I hired a bulldozer to demolish my neighbour’s house and now he’s throwing stones at me from the bottom of his garden so I’m just about to construct a enormous unslightly wall… it’s such a blast! You’ve just gotta love AIPAC day!

Big news, brothers and sisters. ‘The Independent’ a mainstream British newspaper, has finally crossed the line and declared the Brussels ‘terror attack’ to be a hoax. It was done indirectly, by calling the video footage released by the Belgian government as fake- but they did it – called a hoax a hoax FINALLY!