Haha, I can't beleive you rememebered that! Cheers Jany! Anywho, me and Melissa broke up. She randomly decided she didn't want to talk to me. Most people suspect it was because of her facist church(I'm not saying all churches are facist, just hers) which would kick you out if you had a boyfriend or a girlfriend. I don't really care for her at all anymore, she has become quite creepy. And Erica is an old friend of mine, whom I recently found out had liked me all school year, so I asked her out. Now we are all happy and dandy. Well, when it comes to our relationship, our lives are still no good.

"And I kept on saying things like 'Blimey!'..... And I never did speed again." Proto.

[i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]Rents, why haven't you been online(AIM) in a long time? [/B]

Unfortunately, m'dear boy, I don't have it available to me at the moment. I moved back home last Thursday (where as your short term memory gone?), so I don't have my computer hooked up (this is the folks'), therefore I have none of the usual ammenities like AIM or MSN.

For some reason all of the bookstores where I live have them now and they're not street dated items. Any idea why?

I got mine on the third and even asked the bookstore why they were selling it early and they said they weren't. So I checked the new releases list at the store I work at and it's not on for July 8th. It's not on the list at all except for the one we had last month and it said only July.

XChuck, a street date is a national thing, and when it's issued stores have to abide by it or they pay a $1,000.00 fine for every copy that is sold before the date. Trust me. The street date for this product was apparently July 8th and apparently a lot of stores either jumped the gun or the date was changed and no one told me.

Dang it, I went to the bookstore and tried to get it, and the customer service guy told me it was "in transit", meaning it was either on a truck en route to the store, or sitting in a box somewhere in the back. Then he told me that if I liked Chuck, I should read "You Shall Know Our Velocity!" by David Eggers. I had kind of a bad reaction to that.

Yeah, so I picked mine up today and it's fantastic. Perhaps because I practically live in Portland a lot more stuff is funny, but it's a great book anyway. I haven't read through it all yet, but I'm a good way into it. Everybody should get it. (duh)

Kitty, as soon as I saw the words You Shall Know I went "NO! Not David Eggers! No no no!" The salesguy was kind of like, "Uhh....so.... not a David Eggers fan, huh?" Then we talked about it for a few minutes or so, and attracted a small crowd of half a dozen people. As I was leaving, I saw two or three people covertly pick up the book and start reading the back. It cracked me up.

Yeah, I know some places have it early or whatever, but I'm buying mine tomorrow (sorry, Dennis, I already sent you a buncha money today...) 'coz, well, I don't freakin' know, 'coz, well, that's when I'm buying it.

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