Month: November 2017

Hash #1005 was on 4th November 2017 at Maran Pasture, Maran, St John. The hare for the week was “Saber Tooth” assisted by “Grandad“.

There were 3 trails, a short walk, long walk and a runners trail. Due to the torrential downpour in Gouyave that morning, mud, mud and more mud was in abundance on all the trails. “Mucky Drawers” not only returned with mucky drawers but with mud in her eyebrows (not sure how that happened).

Fortunately hashers all seem to enjoy mud and there were no complaints about the trails. Our hashmaster “Grab De Pussy” was back on duty this week and ensured that all the virgins were properly de-virginised and given their certificates.

Unfortunately he could not catch Jawise for his birthday wishes – Oh well – there is always next week.

Hash #1004 was held on 28th October 2017 at Clarkescourt Boatyard, Woodlands, St George. The hares for the hash were “Wet Lettuce” and “Peak Freak“.

There were four trails a short walk, walkers, runners and a long runners. The long runners trail was fantastic and I heard everyone else say that the other trails were great too – the only complaint was too many thorns (well you can’t blame the hares for that).

Tyrone was lucky enough to celebrate his birthday at the hash but unlucky in that his dear friends arranged to give him a hash birthday cake. The recipe of which is: 1 x birthday hasher, 2 bags flour, a few raw eggs, 1 malt, some warm caribs and a little whipped cream if you have it.

A fun afternoon & evening, thank-you hares for the super trails and hash.

Hash #1003 was held on 21st October 2017 at First Beach, Fort Jeudy, St George. The hare for the week was “Dominatrix” and was assisted by “Double Entry“.

After 2 weeks of solid rain, the clouds cleared just in time for the hash. There was a runner and a walkers trail. Unfortunately being in Fort Jeudy a fair portion of the trail was on road but at least there were a few beach and bush sections too – along with the obligatory mud.

“SS Useless” was acting hashmaster for the day and he finally gave Patrick his new hash name, he will no longer have the ultra cool and manly hash name of “Jack Sparrow“. As he was spotted doing the Rum Shop Crawl hash while carrying an umbrella, he has now been awarded the super new hash name of “Mary Poppins“, which I am sure he will wear with pride.

Other than a small cloud burst after the hash, we were lucky enough with the weather for everyone to enjoy the food, drink & music after the hash. Thank-you “Dominatrix”.