New Sayings 2018

Latest Funny Sayings for the Year 2018

The early worm gets the bird.
When someone shakes his finger at me like ‘you’re going to regret this in
the morning’, I just sleep until noon. I'm a natural solver.

Last month I made a firm resolution to lose 10 pounds. I only have 15 left
to go now.
I don’t understand why there are so many people outside. I mean, don’t they
have Netflix or what?!
Darling, you’re just like a plunger. You keep dredging up old shit.
Love is temporary insanity. The only tried and tested cure for it is
marriage.
I’ve come to the conclusion that suicide would really be the answer to all
my problems. Now I just have to persuade the right people to go for it.
Funny insult:

Looking at you, I’d say you were born close to your
home. That’s where most accidents happen.
We should all take a moment and thank our legs and feet for a lifetime of
supporting us.
My job is super confidential. As a result, I’ve no clue what I’m doing.