(during the first chase scene)Mike: You can walk on your hands and catch up to the guy!Crow: Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!Tom: Hit the siren! (imitates a calliope)Crow: We need both horsepowers on this thing!

Tom: Seems to me that randomly blowing up things is not a good strategy in a spaceship.

From Mr. B Natural:

Mr. B: I've been visiting with an 8 year old﻿ friend of mine..."Joel: Oh God no!

There's so many good ones, I don't know if I could print them all... I'll start with ones I particularly loved...

Cave Dwellers

(Ator and a village chief have just done a toast and Ator is drinking.)Crow: Yeah, drink it all, sometimes the poison sinks to the bottom.

(Ator and crew have just fought off several invisible attackers by wrapping them in their cloaks and then killing them. They then walk away, leaving their outfits behind.)Joel: Aren't they going to pick up their clothes?Crow: No, they've got invisible blood all over them.Joel and Tom: Oh... HUH?!?

(After a loooong series of flashbacks, with various names dropped)Crow: JEEZ! Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!

Female: What is it?Wise Old Man: It is everything and nothing.Crow: Uh, could you be a little more vague please?

Space Mutiny

Mike: And our hero bravely roasts the disabled man!

Tom: You know, Mike, I've learned a valuable lesson here: never sit inside an open gas main.Mike: Yeah, I know, we really should stop having our lunches there.