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UnNews: Drawn Together Edition

I need an UnNews logo attached to the empty space on this image and edited in such a way that it appears genuine, not photoshopped. - User:Guest/sig 18:29, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

I hope this is what you wanted. I wasn't sure if you wanted a watermark type thing (which is what I gave you), or if you wanted the logo to be in the animated style of the show. But, you got this, and if you don't want it, tell me what you do want and I can try and make it happen. --SirZombiebaron 22:56, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Deadly Weapons

This is for Chesty Morgan's article. I need a version of the cheesy original cover (as seen in wikipedia [[1]]) turned into a artsy eurpean movie featuring Chesty Morgan and Jean-Paul Belmondo, directed by Jean-Luc Godard. The title remains the same. herrdoktorneedsAgear[scream!] 00:26, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Obivously I took "artsy eurapean movie" to mean "piece of crap poster" :) I hope its what you wanted. PS I could fix her head if you wanted, but I like it better this way. --SirZombiebaron 15:29, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank you very much, ZB. We will do with this one but, if you have the time, I suggest two little changes: this font is more the kind of a German expressionist movie, guess we could do better with a sixties-seventiest modernist font, as the one here [2]. And, as her boyfriend dies in the "movie", I was also thinking about a Belmondo big head faded in the background. Again, thanks! herrdoktorneedsAgear[scream!] 17:34, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

If you were to link me to a page where I could download a font you like, I would gladly replace the font (may I suggest looking through the free font page that I use). Also, could you explain the thing with the head more clearly? I didn't understant it the first time, being Canadain and all.... --SirZombiebaron 21:53, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, looking very brifly, I suggest this one [3]. The big head is what you see in most of movie posters, a giant head of a character in the background, the 'little people' or 'little things' in the foreground [4]. herrdoktorneedsAgear[scream!] 22:02, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I need two versions, based on the I can't believe it's not butter! image. One for American Liberals and the second for American Conservatives (Neocons). Here is the Original Liberal flavor. Here is one of the images to be Flip-Flop free for the Neocon version. The Liberal version should have FDR, JFK, LBJ, and Clinton on it, and the Neocon version should have Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and George W. Bush on it. The joke is that both parties are basically the same thing, imitation liberalism, but have two different versions of flavors. The Neocon version is Flip-Flop free, and the Liberal version is the Original version. Thanks. --Lt.SirOrion Blastar (talk) 15:11, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Mosey and the rhubarb

I know I’ve been asking for a lot of images recently so you’ll have to forgive me. I’m looking for an appropriate image of a pirate holding a stick of rhubarb for the taxobox in the rhubarb article (or at least the draft copy of the rhubarb article in my personal sandbox). This is because the article claims that rhubarb was first brought to England by a band of pirates lead by Captain Mosey (the founder of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster). This is a good image [5] since captain mosey is only about four years old, and it’s always funnier when it’s a young kid. His hand is also open so it might be easier to add the rhubarb to the image. There is text strewn across the image but I think Adobe Photoshop has something that can get around that. Any funny image of a pirate will do though. This is another candidate [6]. Again the pirate has his hand in a position that might make it easier to add the rhubarb.Weri long wang 12:50, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

There you go. If you need something fixed, don't hesitate to ask me. --SirZombiebaron 15:47, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! I think I might start an article about Captain Mosey and his heroic efforts to spread the word of his noodliness.Weri long wang 09:59, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Liberals

Can anybody change the packet label to “I can’t believe he’s not liberal!” and add Alan Colmes head to where the food item is now. Remove the rest of the text or add something which you feel is appropriate and funny. Image will be placed on the I can't believe it's not Liberalism article and maybe the Alan Colmes article too. Weri long wang 17:47, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

There you go. I have darken his face to blend with the image, though it's still not perfect. Btw, his smile is priceless! All of his photos! It's gneomI 11:55, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

I posted a request above this one, with what I wanted to see for the image. The Original Liberal version and the New improved Neocon version that is flip-flop free. Nice job so far, I think you can use the Alan Colmes version on the Fox News article as well. --Lt.SirOrion Blastar (talk) 16:06, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Just started work on this article. I'm looking for a new MST3K logo (see the old one here), akin to the new Battlestar Galactica logo, which this article is sort of about. Thanks in advance.--Procopius 16:42, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

There it is. I don't know much about it so if my actor selection is a bit wrong, let me know. It's gneomI 06:46, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

That's a terrific image. I hate to ask this, but could you drop the actors? I've got my own casting ideas, and the logo is absolutely perfect for what I have in mind.--Procopius 14:29, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for that. And I also have removed the actors. Glad you like it :D. It's gneomI 11:22, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Paxman the Nazi

Can somebody place the head of Jeremy Paxman on an appropriate image of Adolf Hitler (preferably saluting). Weri long wang 19:00, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Pet Jesus

Well, here is the article. I illustrated it with Dr. Zoidberg dressed as Jesus, but I think it would be very better if we could get a Sea Monkey or a 'family' of Sea Monkeys dressed as Jesus and his apostles.
Example of sea monkey picture: [[7]].
Thanks! herrdoktorneedsAgear[scream!] 20:57, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Working on something. Any specific details you want? If not, I'm basically taking one of your standard Jesus arts and making it look like a Sea Monkey ad. --monika 00:00, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

(Oof. Gotta go to work before I'm done here. I'll have to work on it more later. --monika 00:07, 26 November 2006 (UTC) )

I'm really sorry for the delay... deadlines at work and my mom's incontinent dog who is currently in my care is dying. I think I'll have some time to work on it Friday morning. --monika 20:48, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Flying Spagetti Monster

I need some to take this image [[8]] and put this [[9]] into the picture and above the crowd, I also want to the Flying Spagetti Monster to be holding 2 bottles of Jack Daniels

The general idea is to take Nevada-tan fan art (warning: Some of those images are NSFW) and adjust it to look more like Varg Vikernes. "NEVADA" on her shirt should be changed to "NEONAZI" and box cutters should be replaced with knives or explosives. The more images I have, the less it seems I'm lying about him being an internet meme! Thanks anyone who contributes.

This article was fully rewritten by me, from a terrible version that should have been deleted. Listen Raddy, this may be difficult, but I think your good enough. I need a picture of a man lying in a field, the man must have Douglas' head on him (if you can), it needs to be set at dusk, there must be a (whatever English fellows like getting drunk with) bottle near where he's laying. A row of houses or something should be in the background, but not taking up too much space (I don't know what Innsbruck, Austria looks like). Finally, the sky should be showing a bit, with some stars present in the picture.

Huff Puff Huff*

Yeah, I know it's alot and all very specific, so take your time on this please, there's no rush.--Witt,ofUNionEntertain me* 01:54, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Wow, what are the chances that the day I return here after a four month hiatus that the article that I myself had made a feeble attempt to rewrite had already been rewritten. Anywho, I would be glad to make such image. If you like, take any bits of User:Kaizer the Bjorn/Douglas Adams for use in the rewrite, I realize that a lot of it is complete crap but there are very few good parts. --Kaizer the Bjorntakkun(nya nya)(1961 model!)Check out T61! 23:51, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

This article needs a main picture. Maybe two. I don't have specific directives for you, but if you're acquainted with the recent article whoring accusations or Cody's collection of fan mail from IPs, the picture may draw itself. :) ~ T.(talk) 17:55, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Okay. This one might be a bit eccentric and tough. I need two pictures. The first, is of a toilet and a household sponge (see the article), leaving or boarding an airplane, sort of am imitation of how you see presidents and the first lady wave to reporters and press before they board Air Force One (you might use this an example).

My second request is pretty broad, so I want you to use your creativity. Find a picture of any president, and Photoshop a sponge in place of the president. I just want a picture of a sponge doing something president-like. If you have any question, I'll respond to them here. --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 19:47, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Forget my second request. I have an easier one. I need a picture of Inanimate Sponge on the cover of Time Magazine for "person of the year" or "man of the year" (see example here). --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 20:48, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Do you want "Sponge of the year" or "Stuff or the year"? Or anything else? :P. It's gneomI 09:24, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

What about that? The fire is pretty bad though, heheh, n00b!!

Thanks! I like it, but I still need the first request too so I can wrap this article up. --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 14:28, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Let's go in this direction...how about a humorous political ad featuring the Sponge in his campaign against Jeb Bush? Be creative! --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 02:38, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Maybe it could read, "Jeb Bush, or a sponge...who would you vote for?" --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 03:15, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Softie.

Here's your political poster. I took some creative liberties on the caption, and made it center around sponge and ommitted Jeb altogether, but I think it works niclely. The caption "Soft on... everything" is an obvious parody of the classic buzz-phrase "Soft on Crime". I'll probably also make a Jeb/Sponge one, and I can edit this one to your heart's content. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 07:41, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I’m looking for a screen shot of a game which I’ve invented called Nematode Worms. It is a parody of the video games Worms; the only difference being that this game contains parasitic nematode worms as opposed to the usual earthworms. It is for use on the article List of the crappiest video games ever. Can anybody help? Weri long wang 23:41, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

An epic battle.

Here's an attempt at a screenshot from the game --Huffers 23:59, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

My request is pretty obvious. I need a few pictures of leopards with different spots. There are some colour schemes suggested in the article, but feel free to be more creative. I would like one with the "classic" pink and yellow though, please. 15Mickey20 22:20, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Mmm... lookin' sexy

Okay... I don't know what the hell happened here, but this is a very glittery leopard for you --Huffers 01:43, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I have two requests: One, A Series of Unfortunate Events book with the alliterative title "The Nasty Narrator" and a picture of Lemony Snicket in the center, and Two, whatever kind of crazy dessert thing someone thinks could, would, or should be called a "Lemony Snicket". --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 04:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

I like it. Even though it's kinda blurry at an enlarged size, it works at the size I need it for. Thanks a ton!! Now that just leaves the book cover image... Any takers? --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 19:39, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry about the blurry: I used the biggest roadkill I could find, but it still had to be enlarged some, hence the blurriness.User:Tooltroll/sig 20:55, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm no wizard in the shop, but I'll see what I can do with "The Nasty Narrator". --~

Invader Zim "style"

Could I please get some pics of the pictured characters done in the "Invader Zim" style? Also I would like to have the pics to be transparent (no background). Thanks! User:Frinko/sig04:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

To be created World Rover GW

Hi, I am in the process of writing an article as an ad for a gas guzzling 4x4/SUV called the World Rover GW (stands for Global Warming), and an image of a huge silver car with neone lights, snazzy wheels, that kinda thing, would go a great way to help. Thanks to anyone who can!--• T to the Roooy •Proud to beSay 'Hi!' 21:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Am I getting myself into a rut? Who cares? I just like making fun of politicians. But I digress. This time around, I need somebody to manipulate the famous "Dewey Defeats Truman" picture so that Truman is frowning instead of smiling (as the conceit behind this article is that the writer really does think Dewey defeated Truman). --Kwakerjak 20:36, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Eh, I dunno... the photoshopping looks a bit obvious... Truman's head looks a bit out of proportion to the rest of his body. --Kwakerjak 22:32, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

I tried making his head smaller, but then it seems disproportianately small. Not sure what else I can do on it. I fail. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 01:32, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

As far as other images I'd like made, I'm going to need a no-frills version of the 1948 electoral map with the modern color scheme (red Republicans, blue for Democrats) like the one Rc did for my 1960 article. You can make Strom Thurmond's electoral votes any color you want, but given his platform, I'd say that white would be the most appropriate color for him. --Kwakerjak 04:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm doing another one of these. And this time my request is a bit more pedestrian: I need someone to make up an electoral collage map for the 1960 Presidential election using the now-familiar "red for Republicans, blue for Democrats" system. I ask this because the only public domain map I've found so far uses red for Democrats and blue for Republicans, and I don't want things to get confusing. (You can make the independent electoral votes any color you want).

And if anyone comes up an image that might be funny, I'll take those, too. --Kwakerjak 03:50, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Here's a no-frills color conversion of the map you linked. —rc(t) 04:31, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Bad name, will rephrase it, but looking for some GPS pictures, maybe making it look like a hysterical advisor or an extremly annoying teacher-like, any other options will be appreciated! Thanks. --Brigadier Sir MordilloGUNUotYWotMFPUotMAotMMI3AnotMVFH+S 12:00, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

"Your car moves from a point in space here, to a point over there. Why is it so?"

I don't know if this is what you were picturing in your head, but here. (Note: It's hilarious if you know Professor Julius Sumner Miller who was. Okay, not hilarious, but some kind of funny).--SirModusoperandiBoinc! 04:48, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

See the article and find some crp out about him....I need some pictures of him destroying things/people. Like the picture wtih the death star exploding and Master Hand there.....i dont know, Just something Menneb 09:05, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

I would like possibly a picture of Samuel A. Bus(to your interpretation. There is no description in the article. Basically, Sam is a flake from the 19th century. Some guy in a tinfoil hat in an 19th century style would probably do). I can easily take care of the bus stop. --~

I need some bogus campaign materials for William Henry Harrison — I'm thinking (deliberately) badly Photoshopped images intended to make him look like a stupid redneck. If you can then make those bad Photoshops look like they were printed in the 1840's, that would be even better. --Kwakerjak 02:29, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Never mind; Procopius went and made something even better. --Kwakerjak 04:03, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

As I am stuck without image creation/editing software (aside from paint), I am in need of someones help. I'm trying to get an image that has Albert Einstein taking an Art Sciences class, possibly using a stick and pointing to a Goatse image and some random New Math jargon (pi=3 etc.) on an old blackchalkboard. A caption to go along the lines of "The Father of modern ArSes demonstrating his first major [[buttsecks|breakthrough]]" --Soul101~MAREPENT! 11:01, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Here you go. Yes, his head is on a woman's body. --SirZombiebaron 15:07, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

That's good, especially the head on the womans body... 1 little change... instead of the word "goatse," could I have the "accurate-to-scale-scientific diagram" of the action? if you put the hole under where the stick is pointing, it would go well with the caption above... --Soul101~MAREPENT! 20:17, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

I will never upload goatse to Uncyclopedia. And if I ever do, you can point here and say "Look!" and I may look. Get anouther patsy to upload porn for you. Sorry, --SirZombiebaron 21:41, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

I'll see what my trusty Paint can do... I didn't mean a photo of goatse (ugh), just a chalk drawing similar to (o). thanks for the rest though. --Soul101~MAREPENT! 14:23, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

This sucker definitely needs some more images, as it's kinda boring right now. Trouble is, I'm having problems thinking of funny images to request. I suppose I could use a cover of NME for the "British music press" section. Just have headlines that make outrageously brown-nosed claims about how some obscure band (which you can identify as "Some Obscure Band" if you want) is "the next Nirvana," or some bullshit like that. Also, I could use something for the college radio section, but I haven't a clue what would be good for that. The logo for a fictional college radio station maybe? --Kwakerjak 03:18, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

This image is crap. I know. But go ahead and google "College Radio Logos". They are all crap. Plus, this has a rainbow on it which is a secret homage to Oscar Wilde...not so secret anymore eh? --SirZombiebaron 14:17, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Actually, the college radio station I DJ'd for had a pretty decent logo, but then, our station manager at the time was the son of an advertising guy, who agreed to help us for free. Most college radio stations would have to spend money to get a nice logo, and money is something that most college radio stations don't got. --Kwakerjak 18:55, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Anyway, thanks for the logo. The caption utilizes its crappiness in the joke. Any chance of that NME thing? Or was my description too vague/detailed? --Kwakerjak 06:23, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Let's see. I chose GHFM cause it sounded like the call letters for a made up radio station, and if it is a real station I can claim ignorance. Also, I have no clue what NME is, and I feel that to do images justice a basic knowlage of the subject matter is a must. Finnally, becuase I am commenting on you're comments in reverse, I'm sure that not all college radio stations have crap logos, but generalizations and stereotypes are easy. --SirZombiebaron 21:45, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

I only asked about "GHFM" because it seems to me that Uncycloversity Radio's callsign would be more likely to be KHFF. --Kwakerjak 15:36, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Okay. The article is done, but I need a new cover picture for the dictionary. The current one is crap, and I'm aware of this. It'd be nice if I could get a whole new image altogether, or perhaps a much better version of the current one. --Hotadmin4u69[TALK] 19:40, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Here you go. Any suggestions I'm happy to fill. The bottom text is really to long, so if you can come up with anouther shorter caption it would be bigger, and thus less blurry. However, if you're fine with it like that then I can do nothing, which is easy :D --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 21:46, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

I think I'm getting close to being "done" with this article, but I need a decent image or two. For example, I could use a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup (as that's the most recognizable soup brand) that's so bloated (presumably with botulism) that it looks like a sphere.--Kwakerjak 16:35, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Could someone please photoshop this image so that Jesus(from Passion of the Christ) is next to Chris Tucker instead of Jackie Chan?

Also, could someone please edit this pic of a red sports car so that Jesus(Jim Caviezel from Passion of the Christ) is in the driver's seat) and Detective Carter(Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 1 and 2) is in the passenger seat?

Two requests this time

First one goes for this thing I'm working on - user:mordillo/koShare. Anything goes, I have a vision of a Jewish software main page/startup page etc.

The second one, I'm trying to rearrange the HowTo main page, and was thinking to put a section of "tip of the day". Any ideas of a pic for that? Perhaps something like starship troopers style - "do you want to know more"? etc....Thanks!--Brigadier Sir MordilloGUNUotYWotMFPUotMAotMMI3AnotMVFH+S 20:57, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

There is you're logo. I've even developed you a color scheme! By the way, if you would like, I can help you make you're article (or part of it) more like Command Line (but without animated gifs, cause I hate'em) --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 03:12, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

My take on the tapler. The back is to blurry, but I don't know how to fix it, cause I suck like that. --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 21:02, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, but I still need the futuristic silver one (sorry to sound so grubby, but I suck so horribly at GIMP that I don't trust myself to make a good image). --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 22:56, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

The "all new 2005" sounds hard to make. I may try later, unless someone else does it (wink wink nudge nudge say no more) --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 00:38, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

There is you're super duper tapler. The orange thing on top is a glue cap from a bottle of Elmer. --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 03:55, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

Almighty Tallest

If you're familier with the "Invader Zim" series (Color schemes for the characters, etc.), then could you please color this pic of Almighty Tallest Spork? Please put the modified pic on my talk page. Thanks!User:Frinko/sig07:19, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

My first attempt. Are those colours alright? --Huffers 17:07, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

(Click to Enlarge)Almighty Tallest Spork- Needs color! See this page for referance. (Note: Spork should not be the same color(s) as the Tallests pictured.)

This is a work in progress and anything good will help. Hope this inspires someone else, like it did Modusoperandi. Lots of possibilities for all you potatochoppers out there... --SirCHolla | CUN 02:04, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey Raddy, after the recent announcment of the ps3 charging people to play demos at game kiosks (among other boring crap that doesn't involve gaming) [10], can you make a picture of the ps3 with one of those vending machine dollar acceptors on it? Here's one picture to work on.[11], [12] this one #4 could be nice with a bunch of coin slots too. Bill acceptor [13] better image would be nice, just the black outside part not the big inner acceptor. Also, on the coin slot pic, in the empty space on top, credit card reader? With brands next to them? I have further ideas, but I'll let you start now.--Wit (tawk) 06:25, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Okie dokie. Here's the PS3 with a bill acceptor. I'll see what I can do with the other. Rad 21:12, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

This first one is really good, are those individual bills? heh, they are, $50 and $100 would be good too if you can alter it a bit.--Wit (tawk) 01:19, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

If i could have a pic of Bill Maher used in some religous context that would be great for my Bill Maher page.
thanks--gothmog1114 20:34, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

I was tempted to do a face swap with jesus, but face swaps suck, so I did a body swap. --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 21:16, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Ambiguous Jesii

In the mid-1980s, GI Joe went through a period of inducting popular icons into their elite military unit. Jesus Christ, codename 'Messiah', was one of these, along with Sgt. Slaughter and William 'Refrigerator' Perry.

I've already asked Mhaille to think about this, but I figure, since I was told to go here by the voices in my head, I should. So... my idea(s) for (an) article(s) is Kung Fu Jesus and/or G.I. Jesus with kung fu grip. I fear I have sown the sows ear, and I shall reap the bat fuck insanity with this one. Rev. Zim(Talk)Get saved! 21:04, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

There are a ton of JC action figures out. At least one has righteous kung fu grip. They're kind of creepy. I figure this might save someone from having to 'shop a pic (or at least save some time). I'd volunteer, but I've got two projects on the go already (and one of them is Annie, so any pic I retouch will, inevitably, have big dead eyes). --SirModusoperandiBoinc! 21:18, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Read what's there of the article first, but if you can make a logo for it that says "Racialprofiling.com" that looks like the MySpace logo it would be greatly appreciated. Add whatever sick twist you like. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 05:24, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm starting to get this article hammered into shape, but I'm running dry on an image or two to snazz it up. Ideally, I'm looking for some sort of product spread for the company (think like a museum display of Cracker Jack toys, but with more everything), though any related images for the article would be appreciated. Thanks in advance. --Bahustard 19:02, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

UnNews Obituaries

This project is very much in its infancy, but it would greatly appreciated if you could make a header simiar to the one for UnWar. I'll see what you can come up with. Thanks anyhow. --The Rt. Hon.BarryCMUN(Symposium!)Sigh.Double Sigh. 11:13, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm needing screenshots, covershot, and maybe even a convention shot crossing anything/everything Final Fantasy with anything/everything Madden. I want WEIRD crap here, people. Weird Japanese crap. And football. The pictures are really gonna sell this badboy. Stuff like, "Squall scrambles for a first down for the Ravens in the "Superstar" mode." and "This year's cover features Tidus, who's confident he can escape the Triple F curse." And a weird Final Fantasy logo with some player multicolor thing going on (use those bizarre Final Fantasy logos for reference). The sky's the limit here, people! This is the beauty of working something this weird: you can't go wrong! I know you guys will give me gold again: we're shooting for a featured article.--<<>> 05:05, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Is this a plausible cover? I just noticed I put in the wrong date, but I'll hold off on that until you approve or disapprove this image. --- Jaques PiratIS NOT FRENCH!TP, F@H 00:57, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

The image is excellent... except for that thing you already noticed ;) (Also, according to the article, it's done by Square, not EA).--<<>> 01:58, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

I'd like something goofy-looking, some sort of play on pictures of the band or their albums, whichever is easier. I worked hard on updating that page and it needs some insane picture to accompany it! Thanks!
--Thatperlakyguy 01:21, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Something like an album cover for the original love song, with humour coming from the anachronism - some elements of old, stuffy religiousness mixed with modern, hip, hop, hippy, love-tastic funk. If you read the article, I don't think it'd be difficult to come up with ideas. (thanks :D)--Gubby 11:30, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

That's, I'm assuming, a sword... or maybe adverse side effects from viagra O_o... The pics are from a production of Romeo and Juliet so I'm guessing that is a sword.. why it's there is mystery to me... -- LinkTheGameFreakBitch here

The kid in the Flintstones Gummies commercial. I am not sure if you have seen commercials for this product, but... oh... God, you would know if you saw it, the little boy looks like he just came from the micmac burial ground. Of course so far I have no uses for such an image, but, this is so scary it deserves to be on Uncyclopedia. Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:26, 22 August 2006 (UTC) Eh?

I think it would be cool if there were a face shot of a sturgeon, with the caption "You wanna keep looking like this, beeyotch?" or something. Also shots of Jagermeister, Hahnemann, a caffeine molecule, a crying person, an Indonesian coffee worker, etc. --Bbroadside 00:50, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

A couple random shots from the movie wouldn't hurt. I really could use a poster for the movie, which would be... borrowed without permission (I'm sure there's one on IMDB) and/or run through Photoshop.
Rxfort 14:20, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

The Cambodia flag is da bomb

Hey Rad, how's tricks? Back on August 4 I was such a freakin' n00b that I didn't put this page on my watchlist after I wrote you about the Cambodia bollocks I wrote. I just saw the flag today and I love it (depressing though the concept is, but that's life in the Third World, eh?). Thanks.

Meantime I've done a country profile on East Timor, and I've used a 25-cent Timorese postage stamp as the flag. I kind of need to keep the postage stamp design (and the 25c price) because I've written it into the story. Is there any way you could make the actual stamp design look fluttery like a flag? If you're feeling really motivated you could do a small-fry-related coat of arms too. Don't worry if you can't be bothered. I'm not asking for anything. I'm just stoked that you did the Cambodia flag. Thanks again -- -- Sir Armando PerentieKUNFP 00:17, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Decided to add a bit more to the article, and in doing so found the need for an "artist's impression" of the life-forms described at the bottom of the About the "Humanoids" section. Basically, the picture needs to be:

Not green, not webby, but appropriate in an inappropriate kind of way...Man's Closest Watery Ancestor. Am I the only one who, as a kid, bought these and ended up with a fish bowl full of mould? Modusoperandi 22:44, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

Perhaps you (or someone) could potatochop a pic of one to make it green and webbed. Then again, perhaps not. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:11, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Unless someone beats me to it, I'll do it when I get time. It's good to know that I'm not the only one disappointed by ordering things from comic books (and not only did my X-ray specs not work as advertised, they gave everyone I looked at cancer). Modusoperandi 19:54, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

It looks okay to me... if I take my glasses off... stand a metre away from the screen... squint my eyes... and switch the screen off. But if nobody can do better it'll have to do. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:00, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Wow, with compliments like that...are you sure you aren't my mother? I'm sure someone can do a better one. We're a little burned out from Poo Lit, methinks. Modusoperandi 16:11, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Found a Red Link, and created a quick thing for the old 1970's learning commericals. Please check the link for an explanation of what I did to the idea and if anyone can photoshop a pic of the cast of "21 Jump Street" into the Swiss Alps (a la Julie Andrews), I would be forever greatful. Thank You. --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:50, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

An exclamation by $ while removing something from VFP. If you make an image for this, I'll make the article. I'm thinking of something along the lollipop/popsicle variety, with some little kid licking Jesus's head while holding the cross. What do you think?--<<>> 15:26, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

Yum! "Sweet Jesus On-A-Stick", it's sacrilicious...

Is this what you were thinking? Modusoperandi 03:00, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Well, I was hoping the stick would be more... cross-like. Otherwise, very nice.--<<>> 04:25, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

...or this one may be more appropriate, if you're a biblical lollipop fundamentalist. Sorry 'bout the kid, he's creepy. Modusoperandi 06:12, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

I like both of the new ones. If the Jesus was still made out of candy, but a different color than the rest, on the right one, it'll be perfect. I think just making it monocolored with shadows would do that (though I don't know if that's a reasonable request or not). I should hopefully get the article written by Wednesday. Thanks for the pics! Very nice work from this page (as always :) ).--<<>> 15:01, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Doneish, candy is more fun to eat than it is to make. Purple Jesus is my favourite! Modusoperandi 19:48, 6 August 2006 (UTC)