While you have, on countless occasions, demonstrated great wit and intelligence, there's one thing that still disturbs me, my friend. For one reason or another, you seem to be falling back on your homoerotic fantasies with telling regularity. Generally, these outbursts of frustration are a clear sign of closeted sexual conflict. I want you to know that there is not need to try to disguise your feelings. If and when you come out of the closet, I will not abandon our friendship, nor will I lose my deep respect for you as a person. For your sake, I hope that you will face your emotions and be true to yourself. You will be surprised how repsectful and understanding most of us heterosexuals are. There's nothing to be afraid of. Romo.