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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

I've Been Waiting for Something Like This...

Seriously. I have. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in the middle of the night from a nightmare that my boss has found out that my "awww, I kinda like Twilight and Robert Pattinson" is actually more like "I'm probably obsessed to the point of being unbalanced and may or may not have a blog that is not only completely un-PC, but... basically fucking pornographic AND 98% Twilight related. Wrap your head around that one."

Image found here -- which is a fucking hilarious site that you should check out.

I suppose I could get fired for worse but I can't really think of anything that doesn't somehow pertain to Twilight...

Ha! What a great idea, getting fired for Twilightery. What a way to go.

(My boss also knows something is up 'cause I found an excuse to write about the Precious in our paper once) But if any boss saw the monstrosity of dirty sex and perversion that is Twitarded....watch out.

And yet....imagine the juicy fun JJ would have defending herself in a wrongful termination suit, when every single aspect and detail of Twilight, movies, books and then Twitarded has to be trotted out into open court.

Thank god Jasper wasnt listed on the memo. LOL saw his band play last friday night and had a good time. Even got a few CD's signed. I think I got my girlfriend that went with me, hooked on Jasper. Shes been obsessed with him since Friday.

Last week one of my coworkers came up to me out of the blue and asked if I watched the Breaking Dawn preview (Duh.) She stated that she watched it over 20 times and that Bella doesnt marry Edward BUT Jacob! Because in the shot of the back of his head and his hair is different she marries Jacob ( Yes this really happened) I stated that "No, she marries Edward......wait, have you read the books (she had not) I was not going to debate the finer points of the movie/books with her and totally out myself. She has issues with her eyes so I suggested that she rent/buy the audio books.

Just wondering, has anyone else noticed the new Good Vibrations ads on the right side of the webpage? I like them! This morning it had a girl biting the lip of a guy with beautiful lips and a little scruff. Right now there is a pretty good leg hitch!

I freakin love this! :) There are people at work who know of my, ahem, addiction, however I'm pretty much waaaay overboard compared to the rest of them. This one girl said TWO days after the MTV movie awards, "hey, did you see the new Breaking Dawn trailer?" I was like... pssht, yeah, like WHILE it was happening via a bathroom break at work while sitting on the toilet! LoL J/K. But seriously I feel like a snob, because every time someone says something Twi-related, my only honest reaction is "I know." *sigh*

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