Why does gravity exist? A new $36 million project aims to answer that question. And meanwhile I can't get a decent order of saag paneer in my neighborhood? Hello?

Guess what, the future is finally here because at long last you can buy your very own jet pack, for personal use. If you don't think that's cool, well, I suggest you toss yourself off a cliff. Now do you wish you had a jet pack? I thought so! Haha, don't worry, we'll get you fixed right up there in mid-air: annnnnnnndddd, freeze time! Oh, they didn't invent the freeze time thing yet.

One lone "big-cat activist" has his own theory about mountain lions. That's as far as I got before I was like, "What's my theory about mountain lions?" And I didn't have one, and then the whole "I'm a failure" thing started again, and ugh.