Smacking on lollipops in public
the race card
the woman card
hot pink
man capris
fanny packs
Keds
public outbursts that draw attention
homophone card
elf hats on the egg of their water heads
hating anything right
masturbating people of the same sex
pink palaces
frozen strangers' turds in a condom
announcing their sexual preference
hypocrisy
irony
contradicting themselves