Have you always wanted to play Survivor but don't have the time or energy to play it yourself? Well boy have I got a deal for you! Below you'll find an application to submit a character to be placed in a Survivor simulator. All you have to do is /in in this thread and send me a PM with the below form filled out. I'll make an update with each new episode once every couple days with everything that happened and to allow everyone to discuss the game. Once the game has reached 20 players, the final part of the application process will begin, involving relationships between players, but more information will be given when this point is reached.

New rules for this season:

You must sign up with someone as a pair, and specify the relationship between the two of you. At the start of the game, you and your partner will be on opposite tribes, but if one of you is sent to redemption island, the other will have the option to switch places with them.

You cannot sign up as a character who was in a previous season of simulator.

If you don't have a partner, you will be randomly assigned to someone without a partner, but spots will only be held for people with partners.

Player Name:100x100 Image URL:Gender:

Game Attributes(For each of these, give a number 1 to 5, with 1 being the worst and 5 being the best. All attributes must total up to 12.)Physical Challenge Ability:Endurance Challenge Ability:Mental/Quiz Challenge Ability:Strategic Ability:

Voting History

Table of Contents

Players:

Pair 1: pickemenius & Papa Zito

Pair 2: Xalxe & pizzadudes69

Pair 3: McMenno & Drench

Pair 4: racefan12 & Malkon05

Pair 5: Radja & D3f3nd3r

Pair 6: SummerInWonderland & hiplop

Pair 7: pablito & Cheery Dog

Pair 8: DeathNote & xRECKONERx

Pair 9: PeregrineV & kdowns

Pair 10: Haschel Cedricson & Mist7676

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

In post 19, pablito wrote:SWF 23 from NJ. Looking for fellow dolphin-lover. My hobbies include: Mimosas. I'm uber faconnable, but no that is not a shark costume, I am a dolphin. *SQUEALS* I'm not here to make friends, I'm here because of you, Nick, and if you can't reach the true level of dolphin aspiration as I dolphinate, then I'm not sure that you're classy enough to get with a girl like a girl like me. Nick, Nick, Nick, I need to stell you way for a minoooote. Nick, Nick, I love you, you love me as much as dolphins? Because I'm dolphinately in luuuuuuuuuuuuuv.

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"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

In post 8, Xalxe wrote:Can I pretend Pizza signed up with me and submit two characters

yes!

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

You must now submit your desired relationship towards each other individual player, not including yourself. Your options are listed below.

Positive

Negative

Neutral

Neutral

Slight Bond

Slight Dislike

Small Bond

Mild Dislike

Medium Bond

Medium Dislike

Strong Bond

Strong Dislike

Unbreakable

Extreme Hatred

As you move down on the table, relationships increase in intensity. You must submit at least one of every relationship on the table, meaning one slight bond, one small bond, etc. You may submit more than one of a relationship, but for every extra positive relationship, you must submit its corresponding negative relationship, and vice versa.

For example, if I were to say that I have a medium dislike towards Flameaxe in the game, I would have to choose someone that I have a medium bond with.

After everyone completes this step, the game will begin!

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

For clarification: there is no positive neutral or negative neutral, neutral means just what it sounds like it does

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

Mafiascum: a land where pansexuality is widely accepted and understood while two people who share the same first name cause mass confusion

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

You must now submit your desired relationship towards each other individual player, not including yourself. Your options are listed below.

Positive

Negative

Neutral

Neutral

Slight Bond

Slight Dislike

Small Bond

Mild Dislike

Medium Bond

Medium Dislike

Strong Bond

Strong Dislike

Unbreakable

Extreme Hatred

As you move down on the table, relationships increase in intensity. You must submit at least one of every relationship on the table, meaning one slight bond, one small bond, etc. You may submit more than one of a relationship, but for every extra positive relationship, you must submit its corresponding negative relationship, and vice versa.

For example, if I were to say that I have a medium dislike towards Flameaxe in the game, I would have to choose someone that I have a medium bond with.

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

which one of these people will win a million dollars? me niether. find out soon

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

but that's not all, we're gonna have a vote based on you're first impressions of everyone! wHat! A! Twist!

- "as a protractor i know that this is a good time to make a big move"

- "i hope i remember to splel mommys name"

everyone pull out your parch mints, and write the name of who you wanna go bye bye man

...

...

bed time

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote

dyrus

Spoiler: 2nd vote

2 for darius

Spoiler: 3rd voete

3 for dry ice

Spoiler: 444444

1 vote for white man

Spoiler: the rest of them .

look joshua it's over go home

except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!

other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote

1 vote jess

Spoiler: 2nd vote

1 vote reginald

Spoiler: 3rd vote

2 votes reggie

Spoiler: 4thish

3 votes rogenrola

Spoiler: 5

2 votes jizz

Spoiler: six

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk

Spoiler: seventhen

4 votes jessie

Spoiler: 8th one

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!

Spoiler: second to last vote

more than rektginald

Spoiler: etc

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name

now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!

Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the factsBrent; hold me insteadHaschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006

- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."

Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girlAlexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead

Robert walks up to Alex.

"H

Episode 2The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler

Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote

dyrus

Spoiler: 2nd vote

2 for darius

Spoiler: 3rd voete

3 for dry ice

Spoiler: 444444

1 vote for white man

Spoiler: the rest of them .

look joshua it's over go home

except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!

other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote

1 vote jess

Spoiler: 2nd vote

1 vote reginald

Spoiler: 3rd vote

2 votes reggie

Spoiler: 4thish

3 votes rogenrola

Spoiler: 5

2 votes jizz

Spoiler: six

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk

Spoiler: seventhen

4 votes jessie

Spoiler: 8th one

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!

Spoiler: second to last vote

more than rektginald

Spoiler: etc

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name

now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!

Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the factsBrent; hold me insteadHaschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006

- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."

Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girlAlexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead

Robert walks up to Alex.y Al

Episode 2The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler

Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote

dyrus

Spoiler: 2nd vote

2 for darius

Spoiler: 3rd voete

3 for dry ice

Spoiler: 444444

1 vote for white man

Spoiler: the rest of them .

look joshua it's over go home

except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!

other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote

1 vote jess

Spoiler: 2nd vote

1 vote reginald

Spoiler: 3rd vote

2 votes reggie

Spoiler: 4thish

3 votes rogenrola

Spoiler: 5

2 votes jizz

Spoiler: six

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk

Spoiler: seventhen

4 votes jessie

Spoiler: 8th one

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!

Spoiler: second to last vote

more than rektginald

Spoiler: etc

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name

now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!

Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the factsBrent; hold me insteadHaschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006

- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."

Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girlAlexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead

Robert walks up to Alex.x. Do you want to b

Episode 2The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler

Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote

dyrus

Spoiler: 2nd vote

2 for darius

Spoiler: 3rd voete

3 for dry ice

Spoiler: 444444

1 vote for white man

Spoiler: the rest of them .

look joshua it's over go home

except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!

other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote

1 vote jess

Spoiler: 2nd vote

1 vote reginald

Spoiler: 3rd vote

2 votes reggie

Spoiler: 4thish

3 votes rogenrola

Spoiler: 5

2 votes jizz

Spoiler: six

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk

Spoiler: seventhen

4 votes jessie

Spoiler: 8th one

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!

Spoiler: second to last vote

more than rektginald

Spoiler: etc

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name

now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!

Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the factsBrent; hold me insteadHaschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006

- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."

Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girlAlexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead

Robert walks up to Alex. in an allianc

Episode 2The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler

Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote

dyrus

Spoiler: 2nd vote

2 for darius

Spoiler: 3rd voete

3 for dry ice

Spoiler: 444444

1 vote for white man

Spoiler: the rest of them .

look joshua it's over go home

except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!

other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote

1 vote jess

Spoiler: 2nd vote

1 vote reginald

Spoiler: 3rd vote

2 votes reggie

Spoiler: 4thish

3 votes rogenrola

Spoiler: 5

2 votes jizz

Spoiler: six

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk

Spoiler: seventhen

4 votes jessie

Spoiler: 8th one

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!

Spoiler: second to last vote

more than rektginald

Spoiler: etc

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name

now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!

Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the factsBrent; hold me insteadHaschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006

- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."

Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girlAlexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead

Robert walks up to Alex. with m

Episode 2The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler

Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote

dyrus

Spoiler: 2nd vote

2 for darius

Spoiler: 3rd voete

3 for dry ice

Spoiler: 444444

1 vote for white man

Spoiler: the rest of them .

look joshua it's over go home

except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!

other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote

1 vote jess

Spoiler: 2nd vote

1 vote reginald

Spoiler: 3rd vote

2 votes reggie

Spoiler: 4thish

3 votes rogenrola

Spoiler: 5

2 votes jizz

Spoiler: six

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk

Spoiler: seventhen

4 votes jessie

Spoiler: 8th one

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!

Spoiler: second to last vote

more than rektginald

Spoiler: etc

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name

now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!

Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the factsBrent; hold me insteadHaschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006

- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."

Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girlAlexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead

Robert walks up to Alex. and Al

Episode 2The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler

Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote

dyrus

Spoiler: 2nd vote

2 for darius

Spoiler: 3rd voete

3 for dry ice

Spoiler: 444444

1 vote for white man

Spoiler: the rest of them .

look joshua it's over go home

except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!

other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote

1 vote jess

Spoiler: 2nd vote

1 vote reginald

Spoiler: 3rd vote

2 votes reggie

Spoiler: 4thish

3 votes rogenrola

Spoiler: 5

2 votes jizz

Spoiler: six

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk

Spoiler: seventhen

4 votes jessie

Spoiler: 8th one

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!

Spoiler: second to last vote

more than rektginald

Spoiler: etc

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name

now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!

Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the factsBrent; hold me insteadHaschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006

- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."

Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girlAlexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead

Robert walks up to Alex.xis?

Alex: sur- im gonna stop

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

Immediately upon returning to camp, Robert Pattinson gathers his forces to carrie out his strategic goals

- "what I want to do is? We're gonna split the vote 5-4-3-2-1 blastoff. that way if the 5 person plays an idol, we still got the 4, and if the 4 person plays an idol, we got the 3, and if the 3 vote person plays an idol, we got the 2, and if the"

Robbie: So we 5 vote for BrentAlexis: *whinnies*Jack: Who do I vote for?Robbie: You vote for AlexisAlex: Who do I vote for?Robbie: You're on the 2 vote plan with Reck voting for BrentBrent: Who do I vote for?Boston Robbie: You vote with the 3 people votes on HaschelBrent: Good work team

- "I feel really confident in Robbie as our alliance commander in chief, but I am thinking he might not have my long term game in mind. I think the 5 votes on me at tribal council from the plan could be bad for me in the long run when I am voted out tonight"

- "So there was somehow a alliance consisting of everyone in the tribe except for me but they're splitting the votes on each other so I guess it's cool"

Meanwhile in also on Survivor,

- "I want to get out Robbie Rotten because he's a weirdo and it's my dutiful role as a bully to take those outcasts down a notch amen"

Jess: I think right now Robbie is really bad for your game, he keeps telling everyone you like to shove thermometors in your blowholeAlexis: You just made an accurate game observation and I do not like that

- "JESS! IS! THE! WORST!"

- "I heard Jess told Alexis her opinion and that was really wrong of her to do, what a bitch tbh"

Alexis storms to confront Robbie about these allegations

Alexis: ROBERT. why are you telling everyone my secret fetishRobbie: I didn't know was secretAlexis: It's secret we touched pinkies for it and everythingRobbie: Well okay I'm not a perfect person...Alexis: please stRobbie: There's many things I wish I didn't doRobbie: What ever happened to those Hoobastank fellows anywaysRobbie: Huh their career is still going strongRobbie: Well you know, not actually strongRobbie: They released an album called For(N)ever, how cleverRobbie: Their greatest hits album is called Don't Touch My Moustache, probably some inside joke no one understandsRobbie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o--wKIgVaQRobbie: This was a single and it has 8 comments what a shitty existenceAlexis: You are not addressing the problemRobbie: The song also has a wikipedia pageRobbie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incomplet ... stank_song)Robbie: To me, it looks pretty..........

incomplete !! Reck: I am voting you out

TRIblongo

Spoiler: Amrican idols?

Nah bro u better relax

Spoiler: first vote

1 vote brent

Spoiler: first vote

2 votes brantsteele

Spoiler: first vote

3 votes br0nte

Spoiler: first vote

1 vote Robby a free elf

Spoiler: first vote

2 votes robert

Spoiler: first vote

3 votes roberto

Spoiler: first vote

4 votes for rotten apple

Spoiler: first vote

5 votes for mr memes himself sad face

Spoiler: last vote vote

Robbie the trib has spoke but u can win at the redemption island to save the world and the cheerleader

Spoiler: Last Words

"Only shooting stars break the mold

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

The tribes casually enter the REDEMPTION ARENA, which is actually just the parking lot of an abandoned combination pizza hut and taco bell (im at the pizza hut).

Lets bring in the victims

- Jeshy McJesh

- Regibro of TSM infame

- Senor Roberto Rotten voted out at the last treble

...

"Robbina, you look upset"

- "I am upset, jeffi was looking forward tovoting out my mom"

- "why are you speaking in poems and robbie isnt your mom lets do a challenge"

Redemption Challenge #1: Extreme Musical Chairs

When the song ends sit down theres 3 chairs but one of them is actually a table sit in the chairs and you win!

Reginald quickly sits in what he hopes is a chair....

IT IS! REGINALD WINS!

Jesh sits on the table thinking it is a chair and it breaks oops now he has the splinters! Robbie Rotten survives redemption island! Jesh im sorry but get out

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Alexis goes backTo camp and she is so pissedBecause she liked Rob

- HOW COULD YOU DO THISLOOK AT ME I AM DOLPHINWOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Alexis storms offInto the woods and she findsA magic carpet

- "I must fly awayTo the sky until I find--Wait, is this idol??"

Hidden carpet thingSecretly hidden idolFor immunity

Back at other campRobbina finds idol tooBut it's not carpet

Mariah and Mattmake alliance with ChafeeWho doesn't like her

- "This alliance worksFor me until I can goFind someone with class"

- - - - - --- - - -

IMMUNITAD CHALLONGE: HAND ON HARD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I need you all to go out into the jungle and find something hard to hold on to. It must be at least a hardness of shore D 150 or it doesnt count. Whoever holds onto it the hardest and with the most gusto wins immunity and i guess the rest of their tribe can also have it.

survivors ready? hold on time out why is robbie rotten here? he's supposed to be on redemption.

- "i am number onei number one number onei am number one"

- "get atta here you wicked mohron"

The challenge begins. Jack goes out and finds a stick. Solid first outing, can he do any better?

"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf