Season 2, Episode 1: The Old Wagon
Original Air Date—22 September 2010
The Dunphys get nostalgic when Phil has to get rid of their station wagon. Cameron begs Jay to intervene when Mitchell wants to build Lily a castle, and Manny invites a girl over to study.

Season 2, Episode 2: The Kiss
Original Air Date—29 September 2010
Cameron is upset with Mitchell's lack of public affection, Gloria gets back at Jay for disrespecting her Colombian traditions, and Claire goes overboard as Alex tries to get her first kiss.

Season 2, Episode 3: Earthquake
Original Air Date—6 October 2010
When an earthquake hits the area, Claire gets locked in the bathroom with a plumber, Cameron and Mitchell use it as an excuse to get out of brunch with an obnoxious friend, and Manny reevaluates the meaning of life while on a trip with Jay.

Season 2, Episode 4: Strangers on a Treadmill
Original Air Date—13 October 2010
Mitchell and Claire agree to break some embarrassing news to each other's significant others, Jay makes a fool of himself at what he thinks is a quinceanera, and Haley helps Alex try to make a popular friend.

Season 2, Episode 5: Unplugged
Original Air Date—20 October 2010
Phil, Claire, and the kids try to improve their communication skills by giving up their electronic devices. Gloria is getting obsessed over a neighbor's barking dog, and Mitchell and Cameron try to find a preschool for Lily.

Season 2, Episode 6: Halloween
Original Air Date—27 October 2010
Claire needs the family's help to run Halloween smoothly at their house. Jay and Manny have fun at Gloria's expense, and the holiday brings back painful memories for Cameron.

Season 2, Episode 7: Chirp
Original Air Date—3 November 2010
While Claire and Haley get sick at the same time, Phil wages battle against a defective smoke detector. Manny accidentally gets one of Jay's employees fired, and Cameron wants to put Lily in a TV commercial.

Season 2, Episode 8: Manny Get Your Gun
Original Air Date—17 November 2010
A birthday dinner for Manny at a family restaurant turns into a race for Phil and Claire and a chance for Cameron to socialize at a shopping mall while looking for a gift.

Season 2, Episode 9: Mother Tucker
Original Air Date—24 November 2010
Jay and Manny's online diagnosis of Jay's illness makes matters worse. A visit from Cameron's mother sends Mitchell into a frenzy. Phil is more upset about Haley's breakup with Dylan than she is.
Next US airings:

Wed. June 22 9:00 PM ABC
Season 2, Episode 10: Dance Dance Revelation
Original Air Date—8 December 2010
Claire is threatened when Gloria becomes her co-chair for a school dance, Jay bullies Phil into taking a stand during a trip to the mall, and Mitchell and Cameron discover that their daughter is a biter.
Next US airings:
Wed. June 29 9:00 PM ABC

Season 2, Episode 11: Slow Down Your Neighbors
Original Air Date—5 January 2011
Claire tries to stop a woman from speeding in the neighborhood, which creates a business conflict for Phil. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron befriend a strange new neighbor, and Gloria and Manny learn how to ride a bicycle.

Season 2, Episode 12: Our Children, Ourselves
Original Air Date—12 January 2011
Phil and Claire question their intelligence after a comment by Alex, Mitchell suspects that he fathered a child 8 years ago, and Gloria tells an embarrassing lie about Jay to cover up his rudeness to another couple.

Season 2, Episode 13: Caught in the Act
Original Air Date—19 January 2011
Phil and Claire's kids walk in on them having sex while delivering their anniversary present, Gloria tries to keep Claire from seeing an angry e-mail, and Mitchell and Cameron contemplate how to cover up a juice stain on a rug.

Season 2, Episode 14: Bixby's Back
Original Air Date—9 February 2011
Phil and Clair try to revisit an old Valentine's Day act, Jay tries to surprise Gloria with a romantic dinner, Mitchell and Cameron disagree over Mitchell's assistant's crush, and Manny gives Haley relationship advice.

Season 2, Episode 15: Princess Party
Original Air Date—16 February 2011
Dede hooks up with Claire's high school boyfriend the night before Lily's birthday party. Meanwhile, Mitchell won't let Cameron play Fizbo the Clown at the party, while Gloria self-medicates to cope with Dede.

Season 2, Episode 16: Regrets Only
Original Air Date—23 February 2011
Gloria helps Phil figure out why Claire is mad at him, Mitchell forgets to send out invitations to Cameron's fund raiser, and Alex tries to prove that Haley is lying when she says she has a job as a waitress.

Season 2, Episode 17: Two Monkeys and a Panda
Original Air Date—2 March 2011
Phil spends the day at the spa while Claire tries to replace Haley's favorite sweater, Cameron discovers Mitchell's dirty secret about Lily's adoption, and Jay and Gloria argue over their final resting place.

Season 2, Episode 18: Boys' Night
Original Air Date—23 March 2011
Phil and Claire have some trepidation when they find out that Luke has befriended their crotchety old neighbor, Mr. Kleezak; Jay's attempt to avoid sitting through a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's "boys' night out"; and Haley has her own adventures in babysitting with Lily.

Season 2, Episode 19: The Musical Man
Original Air Date—13 April 2011
Phil's new real estate ad creates embarrassment for Claire and Haley, Cameron goes over the top while directing a school musical, and Jay's brother comes to town with some surprising news.

Season 2, Episode 20: Someone to Watch Over Lily
Original Air Date—20 April 2011
Mitchell and Cameron try to determine Lily's guardian in case something happens to them, Claire is scared that Luke will turn out like Phil, and Haley bonds with Alex after she is forced to take Alex to cello practice.

Season 2, Episode 21: Mother's Day
Original Air Date—4 May 2011
Cameron is upset that Mitchell thinks he's the "Mom" of the family, Claire and Gloria take the kids on a disastrous hike, and Phil witnesses Jay tearing up while they prepare Mother's Day dinner.

Season 2, Episode 22: Good Cop Bad Dog
Original Air Date—12 May 2011
Phil and Claire trade discipline roles for the day, Gloria forces Jay to listen to a horrible business proposal, and Mitchell tries to convince a sick Cameron to let him go to the Lady Gaga concert without him.

Season 2, Episode 23: See You Next Fall
Original Air Date—18 May 2011
Haley tries to convince Alex not to deliver an angry graduation speech, Jay has a botched Botox procedure, and Cameron gets upset with Mitchell because he keeps laughing at his accidents.

Season 2, Episode 24: The One That Got Away
Original Air Date—25 May 2011
Jay wants nothing more than to have a quiet birthday out fishing on the lake, but the family take that as him wanting a big celebration, and in their frantic scramble to put everything together, Claire and Mitchell wind up trapped in the yard of their childhood home; Phil runs into his old college nemesis while at the mall with Gloria and Lily; Cameron gets himself into some hot water at the bakery, and the kids frantically do some creative editing on grandpa's birthday video, all of which leaves Jay with a headache.