Thursday, March 6, 2008

Ahmed the Arab

Ahmed the Arab came to the Sydney from the MiddleEast, and he was only here a few months when hebecame very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, butnone of them could help him. Finally, he went to anArab doctor who said,' Take dees bocket, go into deodder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, andden put your head down over de bocket and breathein de fumes for ten minutes.' Ahmed took the bucket,went into the other room, shit in the bucket,pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in thefumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctorhe said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrongwith me?' The doctor said, 'You were homesick...