Best Escort

Remember all that shite Uncle Ber was saying last night?Well check out his reply to the best looking escort thread.He needs his nutsack crushed with a grinder.You belt him next time sweetie.

kick his arsehole,
Westside.

U see westie u have best LOOKING ESCORT and u have BEST ESCORT
the first u can do nothing about really because it was gods gift to u,the second is in ure own hands
and u can work at it, u might have my opinion on the first but i GUARNTEE u my view on the latter
i will take to the grave with me.
All in all looks are of very secondary importance to me.
Hey and by the way Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii is a little belter and a really nice person the last bit being the
important part

Ah im only winding you up Ber

Originally Posted by ber

U see westie u have best LOOKING ESCORT and u have BEST ESCORT
the first u can do nothing about really because it was gods gift to u,the second is in ure own hands
and u can work at it, u might have my opinion on the first but i GUARNTEE u my view on the latter
i will take to the grave with me.
All in all looks are of very secondary importance to me.
Hey and by the way Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii is a little belter and a really nice person the last bit being the
important part

Heya Sweetie

Well ya see westside..... i am considered the most beautiful in the two headed, four eyed escort comunity

And although i have webbed toes....... they do make my size 14 feet look oh so cute!!!!

I love living in a world where beauty is in the eye of the beholde

profess your love for Ber and take him to the cleaners.Just dont tell anyone i said it and dont mind Rover.He's a right dog from what i can see.

Sounds like you'd love Manchild.Yes Manchild is alive and well and lives close to Westville.He is about 35 years of age but was born when he was 32.He is a large ,large person with a babies head and a pair of boobs.I reckon he has three balls even.He is very femine but isnt gay.