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J dggz

The word wonkey, when used in this context can be used to mean out of sorts, not working properley, out of place, strange or not the way it should be (out of whack). The term boob can also mean many different things, but in this case we are referring to the female reproductive parts used to produce milk. When used together the meanings are put together to make a knew term "wonky boob"

Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Brittney Spears can all be found with "wonky boob" at one time or another.