‘Bootie Babe’ Varnishes are Voluptuous

If you like nail polish and you cannot lie, and your other brothers can’t deny, these voluptuous ‘Bootie Babe’ varnishes are for you.

Available in a sea of shades, the nail polishes come in a distinctly anatomy-inspired shape which (no doubt) inspired the company name. Essentially appearing like a colorful, filled-out pair of shorts, these are a serious injection of sass to the often ladylike nail industry. With names like ‘Brink of Pink,’ ‘Purp Slurp’ and ‘Pinky Dinky,’ these cosmetics are clearly trying to make a statement. ‘Bootie Babe,’ the company behind the polish, carries an accompanying and appropriate fun-loving branding style. Though the nail varnishes are the most heavily covered product sold, the brand’s website also touts tongue-in-cheek perfumes and backpacks as well.