My phone autocorrects that phrase to "Up the Lynx", and I would much, much rather play an Atari Lynx than listen to the Casualties or 100% of any post-1980s punk music, and I f***ing hate video games and the video game industry.

What did *I* ever do the video game industry?! They're the ones who ruined my childhood with horrible games! All I ever did was give them money, money that they undoubtedly used for drugs and alcohols. And what justifies you to speak on behalf of the industry? I want to see your credentials. Send me your LinkedIn account. >:[

So that you can stalk me? No way. But you're right about one thing though: Miyamoto could probably drink Fat Mike the pussy under the table, then fuck Fat Mike's pussy while he's passed out under the aforementioned table.

Well, great. You just had to take something innocent like my complete hatred of the video game industry stemming from my bad childhood memories of the box art from 'SimAnt' and make it *weird*, didn't you?

I we.t to the TONIGHT WE UNITE TOUR amd I new it was a punk show because the casulties were selling casualties booty shorts at there merch table . Nothing says your punk rock more than casualties booty shorts .they really are a must have item ,so go out today and buy two pairs of casualties booty shorts .

I went to the TONIGHT WE UNITE TOUR and I new it was a punk show because the casulties were selling casualties booty shorts at the merch table . Nothing says your punk rock more than casualties booty shorts .they really are a must have item ,so go out today and buy two pairs of casualties booty shorts .