I try not to get too exited about movies that look really good. Because some of them turn out to be some of the most godawful crap ever to hit Ang Lee’s mind. Did I say Ang Lee? I meant… No, Ang Lee. We all like to pretend Hulk never happened. And Brokeback Mountain was overrated. Yeah, I said it. Now what are you going to do?

Anyway, as I was saying, I try not to get exited by trailers, but when you have a shoot ’em up movie starring Clive Owen that’s actually called Shoot ‘Em Up, you’re not playing fair.

Okay, I can think of ‘slippery when wet’, ‘dangerous curves’, and ‘route 69’, as the most suggestive road signs out there. But that’s really only when you’re 12 years old. Thing is, you know this guy was planning to submit his 8mms to sundance or something where it would be considered ‘Daring and powerful!’ along with the other 95% crap that independent films produce by all the artsy whackjobs who pay thousands for a smear of phlegm on a canvas.

But if this guy has films of him getting frisky with a ‘children at play’ or a stop sign, he should be put away for good.

Apparently the new “in” thing is to put songs to scenes from online video games. Normally, I’d say this is just nerds trying to pass the time as they approach age 40 while living in their parents’ basement, but Jonathan Coulton’s “re: Your Brains” is a smash hit among those of us who are as screwed up as I am. Thus, this video kicks loads of ass.

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