Friday, October 18, 2013

AWARDS

It is unquestionably a good thing that prizes in the arts
exist. By and large, artists of all types are underpaid—if paid at all!—and
monetary awards help them create or, in many cases, even just subsist. My
problem is who or what, and on what basis, is rewarded.

I have never been on the selection committee for a major
monetary award, but I have frequently been a voter on New York or national film
and theater awards. (Come to think of it, I was once a juror for the Paris Film
Festival, but apparently managed to jinx it: it promptly ceased to exist.)
Relatively rarely have I agreed on which plays or movies won awards; quite a
few of them I downright abominated. The same goes for important awards I only read about.

There is even worse: I frequently had little or no respect
for the persons adjudicating these awards. In fact, I was somewhat
ashamed—pained by the thought that readers might assume that I actually voted
for some of those stinkers. As if my single vote could have made much of a
difference by defying the majority.

I vividly recall a session of the National Film Critics’
Society where Hollis Alpert passionately argued for Charles Champlin’s election
to the group. I found myself wondering not only about the proposed postulant,
but no less also about his ardent champion. What thinking person would want to
gain membership predominantly on the efforts of such an advocate?

I likewise recall leaving a meeting with Stanley Kauffmann,
whom I respected, and wondered why he had voted for a certain idiot. To which
he replied that in a group comprising that many idiots, what difference would
one more make. My point, however, was that it further diminished the slender
chances of something worthwhile prevailing. Which raises the greater question
of who let in the other voters. There is the obvious answer: the jobs they
unfortunately held.

Frankly, I can see why first-rate critics might not want to
be members of such an organization, although I can also see why they might want
to. Being a voting member gives you the (specious) illusion that your views
somehow matter, even if not even the whole issue—the unimportance of the
occasion--hardly does. So the Oscars are of real interest only in the speeches
made by the winners and presenters: who will come off with dignity, and who
will make an ass of him or herself? And perhaps also in who will wear what
laughably outlandish attire, and who will be in good taste?

Still, not wanting to be a voting member also makes sense.
One looks at one’s fellow voters, in a group small enough to fit around a
table, and wonders what one has in common with most of these individuals, and
what good membership is in an assemblage in which you are visibly outnumbered,
and your vote cannot count for much over against twenty or thirty others. And
there is such a thing as guilt by association.

And then there is also the dreadful business of political
correctness. The Nobel Prize in literature is clearly the most important extant
literary award. Now if you look at the list of choices through the years, you
are bound to be prey to contrary emotions. Yes, they have chosen some
wonderful, often obscure but eminently deserving winners. But no, why on earth
would they have picked this or that one?

Some of it has to be P.C. A country that hasn’t had a
representative in years, or at all, must—it is high time!—have a winner. And
who are we to dispute the choice? How many Egyptian novelists and African poets
have we read? Can we truly tell whether this laureate won for being a novelist
or for being Peruvian? Or of any other country short on accolades? You may
actually stand a better chance of winning if you are from Honduras or
Mozambique than if you are from France, England or the U.S.A. Of course, the
Nobel Committee will sternly deny that geography has anything to do with it,
and they may honestly believe what they are saying, but does that necessarily
make it true?

I am guessing that it does for the current winner, Alice
Munro. Regrettably, I have never read one of her stories, but I am ready to
believe that the award was justified, having read many glowing and credible
critiques of her work. The very fact that she has published numerous volumes of
short stories, but eschewed novels, speaks for her. Surely the short story is
the undervalued and relatively unrewarded cousin of the novel, yet to have
steadily favored it may be proof of some kind of artistic valor and
magnanimity. Also speaking for the bountiful Ms. Munro, now in her early
eighties, is that, before winning her Nobel, she declared that she would write
no more.

To acknowledge some sort of limitation in oneself is
praiseworthy, but it is especially noble (not Nobel) to know when to stop something
you are famous for. Just think of the enormous number of artists in any field
who did not know when enough was enough, and went on turning out repetitive,
diminished, even worthless work. This even holds for singers, who surely ought
to know when their song has turned into a croak.

Then think also how hard things must be for the members of
the Nobel Committee who surely cannot know all the many languages in which
numerous writers publish, given also that translations from many of them do not
exist, and even if they do, cannot readily be trusted. Lyric poetry, for one
thing, is virtually untranslatable. So how does one pick a winner among
thousands upon thousands? It is no surprise that there have been a few Nobel
lit winners who sank back into justified oblivion. The wonder is how many have
not.

Lamentable, too, are some of the Pulitzer Prize winners for
drama. Nilo Cruz leaps to mind. Am I then against awards? Not at all. If
anything, I am for more of them. Imagine if every American who wrote a play got
something like a Pulitzer. The result would be that, among heaps of tripe, no
genuine talent would be overlooked.

"Can we truly tell whether this laureate won for being a novelist or for being Peruvian?" Well since Mario Vargas Llosa had been one of the world's leading novelists for four decades before he won the prize, it's fairly safe to say it was the former. Likewise, when Gabriel Garcia Marquez won the prize, it was clear that he had written the most admired novel by a living author. And notwithstanding Simon's opinion, it still is.

Why should awards be given by panels or committees when so many members disagree--often vehemently--on the merits of what is being awarded or not.

The ideal award should be given by an individual. That way, it's his or her award given to someone and nothing more, nothing else.

This is what John Simon should have done. He should have given out the Simon every year on to the best film, opera production, play, book, poem, and etc. If Academy Awards have the Oscars, indeed why not the Simon?

And as Simon would be the only one making the decision as to the winners, there would be no bad feelings. Since Simon has never been a rich guy, he could have just handed out citations and prizes like a case of beer, a bottle of wine, an extra-large bag of potato chips, or cheapie made-in-China rings with JS--John Simon--inscribed on them.

I think I will start my own award system. The award will be called the Cintre. Winners will receive my autograph on a piece of paper and a box of cracker jacks.

Let's see... the best film of 2010. Tron Legacy. I will have to send Joseph Kosinski a piece of paper with my autograph and a box of cracker jacks.

About Me

I've written for over 50 years on theatre, film, literature, music and fine arts for the Hudson Review, New Leader, New Criterion, National Review, New York magazine, Opera News, Weekly Standard, Broadway.com, Bloomberg News, The Westchester Guardian and on the Yonkers Tribune website. I'm continuing my contributions to the New York Times Book Review, Weekly Standard and New Criterion. Recently I've been seen on Heat Street. I have a PhD from Harvard University in Comparative Literature.