Quotations and aphorisms by Alan Davies:

I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four.~Alan Davies

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The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.~Alan Davies

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There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.~Alan Davies

The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four of us and we'd had a few lagers on the way. One of my mates threw up in the Tube and then stood up and fell over in it. We thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen.~Alan Davies

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I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.~Alan Davies

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I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.~Alan Davies

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I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.~Alan Davies