Stockwell Toilet Watch

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

KATE HOEY CONFIRMS BORIS JOHNSON ROLE.

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STOCKWELL TOILET WATCHunorthodox staunch supporterKATE HOEY has confirmed to KILROY that win or lose BORIS is all set to become a 24/7 STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH lavatory attendent.

It is anticipated that ineffectual LAMBETH COUNCIL leader (so-called)GRIMEBALL REEDwill not provide any central STOCKWELL TOILETS for several years but BORING BORIS has meanwhile committed himself and the local Tory heirarchy to 24/7

For LAMBETH Tories who like the LAMBETH LIB DEMShave notoriously never done anything whatever to enhance local Stockwell public toilet provision this SANDWICH BOARD CAMPAIGN will represent something of an achievement.

KILROY would most sincerly like to thank unorthodoxKATE for her daring-do.

Friday, 18 April 2008

THOUGHT 4 THE DAY - TERMINAL FIVE

Thursday, 17 April 2008

BANKSY PYYSS 'EADS HIT-UP CENTRAL STOCKWELL

BANKSY PYYSS 'EADS HIT UP CENTRAL STOCKWELL

A central Stockwell’s backstreet wall belonging to Stockwell Underground Station is being hit-up over and over by fly-by-night freestyle BANKSY pyyysss artists. The wall in question faces out immediately across from Dr Sally Whittet’s Surgery and the local Stockwell Resource and Community Centre (SRCC). The closure and demolition of nearby toilets by ultr-grot Lambeth Council has led to this development. Studley Road has become another Home Ground where a whole shower of freestyle local BANKSY pyysssss 'eads regularly relieve themselves. The unsavoury vibe appears to be BACK STREET BANKSY PYYYSSS'EADS RULE OK!

These liquid visitations which dampen darken and run down the wall traverse the pavements from wall to kerbside. Welcome one and all to Studley Estate on Hyde Southbank Homes territory. Close to the small back door used by Stockwell Station BRITISH TRANSPORT POLICE these caught-short BANKSY style pyysss'eads regularly perform their desecrations. Wending their way local mothers, schoolkids, grand pa’s and whomsoevers kinda hopscotch to avoid streams’n’pyyysss runs.

You wont have ever read about it in HOME GROUND.. too distasteful by half. Or have found it particularised on other local blogs.

So what about finding it in “LAMBETH Life” the Council fortnightly propaganda bum wipe? No chance whatever – far too politically sensitive a topic for them. Mind you here’s the absolute utter bullshit from the latest edition 15 April (page 14) -

“Lambeth Life always strives to be balanced and toreflect a range of opinions on local issues in its reporting”.

On the vexed issue of public toilet provision the above is an out and out total lie – see many previous STOCKWEELL TOILET WATCH posts. "Grot Stockwell pyyyss head" stories would embarrass the Council into doing something about a central Stockwell problem it obviously sure aint doing much at all to sort. It has instead been a more urgent matter for them to seek to shut down this blog.

Over to you Sacha Jevansclick“MD” at Hyde Southbank Homes.Over to you Jonathan Radcliffeclick Hyde “Principle Housing Officer.Over to you Grimeball Reedclick so called “Leader” Lambeth Council.

Meanwhile it's still TREES FOR SHITTIESclick. It's still business as usual at BETTER BOOKIES / DUNKERS ALLEYat the Station front. BACK WALL BANKSY’s RULE OK at the rear with yet even more pyysssin across the bus stop pavements. And long term we still have missing local Stockwell Ward Councillors.

Hey ho yet again Spring is in the air. And here at toiletless Stockwell there be fly by night freestyle BANKSY pyyysss'eads a-plenty.

According to an anonymous “LAMBETH Life” spokes-non-personality-of-spin the numbers of Council run local-public-loos-closed-down yippity doo daa since 1988 has declined. Has D CLINED!! By several thousand percent per annum measured on the richter scale.

Riff-raff critics (potential 42 day terrorist suspects? – nod nod wink wink ) who never let up (aint they got nothing better to do?) have accused that Royal Lambeth Council from Grimeball Reed down is a Gold Standard out-and-out total crap outfit. And they don’t stop at that – they even assert that not much is ever likely to change – judging by down-market trends to-date since 1988. What a brazen cheek. They should put up or SHUT UP! Almost as bad as portraying Actress Councillor Imogen Walker (Stockwell Ward) as performing a “stand-up”wimmins role at a local late night pissoir. She should be so lucky eh??

However, according to gap-upon-gap-year Councillor Lil Perv, Cabinet sleuth for the Environment, the Council has greatly improved its monitoring operations and (wait for it) toilet closures since 1988 have increased to 9,847 -- BUT -- only because of much tighter monitoring and recording procedures, and absolutely NOT because of ANY ACTUAL closures.

Behind all the un-ending crap METRO headlines a similarly researched reassuring trend has been identified in relation to incidents of self-harm within the overall-increasing and yet pro-rata-decliningU.K. prison population. So this is the message > “chill-out 24/7”.

What to do with the long closed Brixton Town Centre ASBO COUNTRY public loos bang outside the Tate Central Library? A family grave for Tony Blair when he pops his golden clogs!! And there’s ample room for one or two others down there. Maybe Maggie and Prince Phillip. Blimey slap a copyright on that right NOW!!!

Stick with STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH working in conjunction with The Royal Borough of Lambeth. Gotta fly another breezy “Good morning everyone” email from Partnership George. Today they are offering “EXCITING HOT AIR RE-TRAINING COURSES FOR THE RE-EMPLOYABLE OVER 80’s”.

Monday, 14 April 2008

LAMBETH LOOS "STREET SIGNS" - COUNCIL COPYRIGHT INITIATIVE?

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Utra crap Royal Lambeth Council who took 3 years longer than Westminster Council to even plan the >possible< introduction >within another 2 years< of twice weekly night-time pissoir urinals, and pathetically promoted them as “space age innovation” (see) is now rumoured to be considering trying to cash-in on Lambeth Public Convenience “loo signs” by applying for copyright controls on their reproduction.

While Westminster Council copyrights famous “street sign” locations, in the Royal Boro of Lambeth loo signs (eg POPES ROAD PRICE HIKE or DUNKERS ALLEY) are of such delicacy and rarity that the Council fears that cheap-skate postcards replicating Royal Lambeth Loo signs might eventually flood, and thereby lessen, the proud reputation of the Royal Boro. In addition Royal Lambeth is so skint and ineffectual on the public toilets front that it sorely needs to raise every pysss poor penny it can if it is ever going to operate a so-called Community Toilet Scheme (CTS).

Among Lambeth’s extensive“caught-short community” the belief persists that the CTS will barely if ever see the light of day. And that even this Lambeth Loo signs copyrightinitiative will result in very little if any progress. The pyysoir-headed leader (so called) of the Royal Boro (Grimeball Reed – see) refused to comment on details leaked to STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH. A Council spokesman would only comment "the Council doesn’t want any old Tom Dick or Kilroy taking down-market exploitative advantage of its minuscule number of public convenience locations". Grimeball Reed himself is believed to be shoring-up his pelvic region gases hoping to drop-a-really-big-one if he ever gets even the remotest worthwhile public toilets idea.

Thursday, 10 April 2008

LOO-LESS CLUE- LESS LIB DEMS - NO CHANGE.

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

GOOD JOB STOCKWELL ISN'T HOSTING THE "CAUGHT-SHORT" OLYMPICS EH??

Luxury toilets for Shaolin monks. The simple life of monks at China's famed Shaolin Temple got an upgrade - with the installation of luxury restrooms worth £218,000 (3 million yuan). The official Xinhua News Agency said the most lavish of the restrooms measures more than 150 square meters, and is equipped with a diaper changing station for infants, uniformed cleaners and a foyer with an LCD television. The toilets also provide easy access for the disabled and have Braille signs for the blind. The restrooms, which are free of charge for both monks and tourists, opened earlier this month, the report said. 'The toilets aim to better serve tourists from both home and abroad,' Xinhua quoted local go vernment official Zhang Zhongqiang as saying. Established about 1,500 years ago, the Shaolin Temple, located in central China's Henan province, is famous for combining martial arts with Buddhism and is a popular tourist attraction.

Monday, 7 April 2008

A "RESPECT AGENDA" SHOULD INCLUDE ADEQUATE PUBLIC LOOS???

Friday, 4 April 2008

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - APRIL 4th. GEORGE DAVIS. TONY BLIAR.

Davis freed with 17 years still to do (!) altho' NOT (!) declared innocent - YOU couldn't make it up altho' they can.-------------------------------Headingly in the news---------------------------------------Headingly

‘Tis 4th April again. How the years roll by. A call from a solicitor yesterday harking back to the same date 34 years ago. A London news item that day concerned the 1974 Ley Street Ilford LEB Payroll Robbery. The LEB was staked-out by the fuzz who fotographed the blaggers and gave chase. There were shoot outs, a whole string of vehicle changes, blood stains hither and thither, a long chase and the blaggers all got away.

The London evening editions were full of it. Eventually East Ender George Davis got nabbed, along with other associates, was placed on a multitude of I D parades, was only picked-out by the fuzz, charged and convicted. Early in 1975 he got 20 years. He lost his Appeal – “no way” said the old judges. Lo and behold just six months after this knock-back guess what? He was suddenly released from nick by exercise of the Royal Prerogative of Mercy altho’ the Home Secretary said “look me old china you aint being declared innocent we just DON'T think the evidence against you was safe”!! You couldn’t make Roy Jenkins up.

Mind you there had been quite an amazing GEORGE DAVIS IS INNOCENT OK! campaign to free him - see here. TheEngland v Oz Headingly Test Cricketwicket got sabotaged – as George Davis’s sabateour brother-in-law Colin Dean (who just recently died) almost said “bleedin’ 'ell fancy interfering with a game of cricket just 'cos someone has been fitted-up for 20 years”. A kindly inclined "Sports Correspondent" on The Times reckoned the sabateours should be rounded-up and have cricket balls pelted at them. Get him.

Anyone still remember "THE BIG CONVERSATION" dreamt up by the Newt Labour spinocracy to kid the million plus who marched to stop Bliar going to his criminal war (who were ignored) that his lot were listening. According to Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sacks on THOUGHT FOR THE DAY today Tony Bliar "is a deeply religious man"blah blah blah - see here. If Bliar ends up in stir (BLAIRMARSH) it'll not be likely that very many folk will be too bothered about freeing him - indeed there will be countrywide street parties. If Thatcher dropped dead on the same day and Stockwell got a public toilet my old heart wouldn't be able to take all the excitement.

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

APRIL FALLS DAY AT CENTRAL STOCKWELL

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APRIL FALLS DAY AT CENTRAL STOCKWELL

ACROSS THE PAVEMENTS BY THE BUS STOPSFROM COPING TO KERBEVIDENCE THIS MERRY MORN’OF THE APRIL FALLS DAY HERD

PEE RUNS A PLENTYKIDDYKINS WATCH WHERE YOU TREADAPRIL FALLS? EARLY RISERS?WEE SMALL HOURS LATE HOMERSPISSED OUT OF THEIR HEADS?

About Me

See post < sCRAPBOOK STOCKWELL > text. I'm a Stockwell (London) pensioner, with diabetes type 2, have had radiotherapy treatment for cancer of the prostate, and am in regular need of public conveniences - for initial STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH purposes what else do you need to know?