tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post7189916516607568500..comments2015-08-02T15:22:28.118-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: The Book of AndyMustanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-8630335814729996072007-12-21T15:17:00.000-05:002007-12-21T15:17:00.000-05:00Spelling is the least of it; never trust a guy who...Spelling is the least of it; never trust a guy whose ghostwriter needs a ghostwriter.Buhner's Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03205831161773382370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-9861119724814063912007-12-21T09:53:00.000-05:002007-12-21T09:53:00.000-05:00OK guys, time for some more of God's truth...I hav...OK guys, time for some more of God's truth...<BR/><BR/>I have this on good <BR/>authority ( not directly from God...only our President gets that)...but a close second; from the clubhouse guys at the stadium:<BR/><BR/>When Andy left the Yankees for Houston it was not because he wasn't sure about baseball, or that the Yankees no longer valued him. It was, in fact," because he wanted to spend more time with his family."<BR/><BR/>Under direct orders, that is, from his wife. <BR/><BR/>Andy the pious, was disobeying yet another Biblical rule; " thou shall not have a girlfriend in NY while your wife lives in Texas with the kids." I think this is from Deuteronomy, but I'm not certain.<BR/><BR/> My sources claim with absolute certainty that Andy had a babe up here, and was regularly getting pumped up before home game starts.<BR/><BR/>His wife learned of the affair and threatened Andy's share of many millions and the Pettitte Palace, in addition to on-going "problems" with hypocrisy and image control between Andy, his kids and the local pastor. <BR/><BR/>So Andy and the Yankees worked out a congenial parting of the ways, with much of the "spin control" built around his " arm problems."<BR/><BR/>Which problems, as it turned out, were easily cured by a little HGH juice.<BR/><BR/>It never really made sense that he would leave the Yankees as he did, did it?<BR/><BR/>Now you know.<BR/><BR/>In my view, Andy can do what he wants as long as he pays the price which does not include burning in hell.<BR/><BR/>It means go to Houston ( dump the babe ) or spend your days pushing a supermarket cart full of empty soda bottles, hoping for the refund.<BR/><BR/>My source, of course, is a Mets guy at heart.Pope Pious Alphonsonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-37990428133699134542007-12-21T07:52:00.000-05:002007-12-21T07:52:00.000-05:00There. I've changed it. Drat, if it wasn't for you...There. I've changed it. Drat, if it wasn't for you pesky kids, I would've gotten away with it.<BR/><BR/>As for the Mets blogs, let them spell Jonathan Albaladejo.el duquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12263977201552650862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-37450361428675138722007-12-21T07:33:00.000-05:002007-12-21T07:33:00.000-05:00SECCUMBED?succumbedThe Mets blogs have much better...SECCUMBED?<BR/><BR/>succumbed<BR/><BR/>The Mets blogs have much better spellers, young man.Miss Crabtreenoreply@blogger.com