Elected with a healthy 97% of the vote, life
is good for Abdul Fatah al-Sisi, despite the rapid onset of the creepy
skin condition known as "dictator's face"(Scrofula Kopfaeces). This is the Price of being Egypt's strongman, that's not a teardrop tattoo under his eye, just natural wear and tear.

A fan of Kafka, Sisi loves his centipede and cockroach braid

Sisi demands that
his people be as happy as he.

What price Prince Charles with a George Cross pinned to his nose? Though it could equally be an Iron Cross with oak clusters. He's a bit of a dick, a fan of novelty ties, and future hereditary head of state with a habit of scrawling personal demands to ministers