The big question is: was the fake girlfriend a tool for Heisman hype or an bad beard for a closeted Mormon at a Catholic school?

It's pretty great watching these reporters who have already been lied to taking Te'o's newest sob story at face value -- as if it makes their shoddy reporting acceptable._________________Scire aliquid laus est, pudor est non discere velle
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I know that Kotaku isn't some hidden, boutique site and so many have probably seen this already, but this description of football (Wizardball) is fantastic._________________Scire aliquid laus est, pudor est non discere velle
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:06 pm Post subject:

ShadowCell wrote:

so! 49ers versus Ravens in the Super Bowl

also i don't know if you guys were aware of this already but Bill Belichick is a dick

i mean you may have heard rumors from time to time to that effect but i just wanted everyone to be sure

I am so excited! I'm even hosting a small part. It is actually to avoid buying beer when I have a shitload at home anyway but hey, SUPER BOWL!

What is really entertaining - there is an Indian lady (like, from India) who doesn't know shit about (American) football. So she is coming over so we can explain the game. In return, she explained the basics of cricket. I tried to read the cricket page on Wiki and it made my head hurt. Now I at least understand the basic concept - the part that was throwing me: _everyone_ on the team bats before they switch. What a foreign concept!_________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:49 pm Post subject:

Kick off in under 2 hours!_________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:29 am Post subject:

Football basics explained to the girl from India. Irritating first half (a fight? The fuck? Not cool). That last quarter was pretty good.

And seriously, a blackout? Just messed up._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael