The Days of Our Ridazz.

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Grr. Just had my ass groped by a passing car while riding bike at high speed down Fair Oaks (Alta/Pasadena). Did not crash, but still, this annoyed the shit out of me.

Be on the lookout for a black flatbed utility vehicle with beater-wearing yobbos in it.

I think this is a first for me. I've been buzzed way too close by similar yobbos a few times, but this is the first time I've been contacted. I shoulda sat my fat ass on that hand and crushed it beneath my ominous bulk.

I almost wish them physical harm. My first thought is that I need to carry blowdarts which administer nanobots with a hunger for calcium, and make my enemies all have floppy bones.

I hate the fact that all the fuckheads who scream shit at me are never seen again.
It's like they actually fear parking some place along the same route they ass-hatted on and finding their vehicle getting violently dragged off by a heavy-cable hooked to a speeding powder-train!!!

On the ride with no name, a few months back, i was riding along minding my own business, when all the sudden someone squeezed my ass, i turned quickly to see who it was, but they were moving a lot faster than I was, and i all i caught was the dude's back as he weaved through the pack. Red sweatshirt. For the next 20 minutes i was on a mission to catch the red sweatshirt, and get my revenge on the shameless perv.
I dropped my phone no less than 3 times from my pocket in that twenty minutes, and i lost sight of the asshole a few times too.
The frustration and anger was at a boiling point. Finally, i'm behind the red sweatshirt. I grab his U-Lock out of his belt, and bolt forward. I turn back to see his face; nobody i'd ever seen before. My plan was hit him with it at the next stop if he showed no remorse, or, toss the lock into a trashcan (forcing him dig it out like the bum he was) if he got on his knees and kissed my dirty ass feet and apologized sincerely.
Stop rolls around. I confront homeboy, who is standing with some girl on the sidewalk. It turns out it wasnt him at all, and his girlfriend, who was riding with him the whole time vouched. And the girl thought i was trying to hit on her man by "coyly plucking his u-lock from his pants." ugh.
so who did it then?

HEY
I was doing it just a minute ago. But anyway I don't like being on the phone internet. It's too much. But I wasn't supposed to say that. I'm supposed to make Borfo believe that I'll be posting more so he'll get scared. But really I'm just scared. But but but.
Although I should get back to it...
but I like talking to sad people.

you know if you would have gotten their License plate, you could have might have been able to file a police report for some sexual assault charge, Also the driver could have been brought up on charges for the act too. We all need to Get the plates and file reports on these idiots. They might do it again and some nervous rider could get hurt.

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A little while ago some douche bag rider came up behind me and grabbed at my ass while riding North on Vermont. I turn around and bit his head off. He apologized and said he though I was someone else. Bullshit. You cant mistake someone's a) Bicycle. b) Keys.