David Moye

Feeling old? Wish you were 20 years younger? Well, you can hit the gym. Or do what Emile Ratelband did in Holland. You can ask a court to change your legal age. Old Emile is 69 and wants to be declared 49. Yeah, I thought it was fake, too. But lots of outlets are covering this — including HuffPost, whose weird-news writer David Moye lives a few minutes from me. NPR’s headline goes straight for the jugular: “69-Year-Old Dutch Man Seeks To Change His Legal Age To 49.” The story begins: Emile Ratelband, a 69-year-old motivational speaker from the Netherlands,…

The USATF Masters Indoor Track & Field Championships begins in Winston Salem March 1st. The USATF Masters Indoor National Championships attracts the best Masters Track and Field athletes,... https://t.co/3vL263nxuX

"We’ll never know how many potential Michael Jordans or Frank Shorters succumbed to the siren song of yoga or glow-in-the-dark dodgeball." Danny Monistere reflects on the times... https://t.co/0uyAMzp2iV

The 2019 USATF Masters Indoor T&F Championships will be held March 1-3 at JDL Fast Track in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Entry and additional athlete information can be found here. https://t.co/Jhq9XgY2fQ
Entries received after 11:59 pm EST on Friday have $50 late fee!

My mother, Geri Stone of Seal Beach @LeisureWorld, is in her late 80s and the part of an opera diva suspected of murder was the role of her life. Check out this silent film spoof: https://t.co/ChVdWfiR5D

Kudos to supersprinters Charlie Allie and Carol Lafayette-Boyd on being named @WMA_admin World Athletes of the Year after WR-setting season. https://t.co/bb8qJZnIty @usatf @USAMastersTrack @wmaToronto2020 @mstrtrackrookie