Monday, June 16

Priorities

He had Made It, and now he had parked his brand new Porsche right in front of the old office building, ready to show it off. But just as he got out, a truck came along and tore off the driver's door. He screamed in anguish, then grabbed his cellphone and immediately called the police. One pulled off within minutes.

Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, however, the car owner started screaming hysterically how his car was completely ruined, and how it would never be the same again.

The policeman stared in amazement. "I can't believe how materialistic you are! Haven't you even noticed that your left arm is missing? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."