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Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Okay, he's done. And he is not Troll Indiana Jones.

==~~~~~~~ Oh look a snake Uh I mean OH JEGUS A SNAKE

Your name is AVIGAD NATRIX and you are THE BEST HEROIC ARCHAEOLOGIST IN THE GALAXY. Well, not really. That honor goes to YOUR IDOL, TROLL INDIANA JONES, WHO YOU STRIVE TO BE LIKE IN EVERY WAY. EXPLORING POSSIBLY EXOTIC LANDS, using your WHIPKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS for the purpose of FIGHTING OVER WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MYSTICAL ARTIFACTS, FLIPPANTLY FLIRTING WITH FEISTY LADYTROLLS, and even PRETENDING TO ACTUALLY HAVE A PHOBIA OF SNAKES... you've spent the better part of the SEVEN SWEEPS you've been alive living your adventurous ideal because EMULATING/WORSHIPPING TROLL INDY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. So serious that one of your prior "adventures" earned you A NOTICEABLE SCAR ON YOUR FACE.

However, because of your behavior OTHERS THINK YOU'RE WEIRD AND KIND OF A TOOL. You don't care what they think, so long as they don't think you think you're actually Troll Indiana Jones... because, seriously, that would be stupid and crazy. But you do seriously care about whether or not they make brazen displays of redrom and blackrom in front of you, because PDA MAKES YOU FEEL BITTER AND DISGUSTED AND SLIGHTLY JEALOUS AND NOT THE LEAST BIT NOSTALGIC. But YOU DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

Your trolltag is debonairArchaeologist and ==~~~~~~~ Your whip is really cool right However you never got around to excavating some punctuation

Infolist bluh bluh:

Name: Avigad NatrixTrolltag: debonairArchaeologistAge: 7 sweepsTitle: Hero of ZealPlanet: Land of Treasures and SnakesDreams On: ProspitHive: A raised ranch style hive located halfway up a mountainStrife Specibus: WhipkindText/Blood Color: lime green (#00FF00)Typing Quirk: Normal spelling and grammar, omits all punctuation, prefaces posts with an image of his whip ( ==~~~~~~~ )Personality: obsessed with and acts almost identical to Troll Indiana Jones, understands that he's not actually Troll Indy and considers his behavior a kind of hero worship, is kinda full of himself, has no consideration for boundaries (either personal or property-based), sometimes uses his archaeological fantasies as an excuse for his mild kleptomaniaShirt Symbol:Three circles arranged in a triangular patternFetch Modus: Temple Modus (must swap the desired item with an item of equal value as determined by the modus or else a potentially painful trap will be activated)Lusus: A two-tailed puma named BrodyRelationships: former kismesis with Rook Mirmek

Your trolltag is balladicCerebrum and you're a poet and you ****ing well ~know~ it. ~(^_^)~
Your trolltag is debonairArchaeologist and ==~~~~~~~ Your whip is really cool right However you never got around to excavating some punctuation
Your trolltag is gastronomicInnovation and yer verr lazy wi' yer words an dun care much ferda 'nunzashun, n'est pas?

Originally Posted by uncannyUroboros

Are yoU $erioU$, yoU're wa$ting time with all of thi$ $chi$t;
I'm aboUt to get $tarted, bUt it'll co$t me $om gri$t;
FlUck it all, open Up for bU$ine$$;
$et Up the coUrthoU$e, let the legi$lacccerating witne$$;
I got my head on the rap now, i'm feeling $Uper chill;
Hit Up the song 'Doctor' and go for $ome pre$cription ill;
I got the mind and I got the an$wer$;
Call me Mr. Barkley and i'll give the grand $Un $lammer$;
I'm the kind of gUy that $tay$ trUe to hi$ grammar;
Why don't yoU take a break and $nake $ome cUUkie$ from nanna;

Originally Posted by Captainman

Originally Posted by Rai-CH

Charon suddenly realises why peopel were talking about drones outside the cafe (not that he ever saw them ::P). Of course! It's Pail Day and you...
have no matesprit...
...and your kismesis is not here at the moment.

Charon dives under the nearest booth. Hopefully the drones won't bother looking for him there.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

oh whoops haha I forgot to post the actual details of Scylla's ancestor!

>Be the wretched motherfucker who spawned Scylla.
Your name is EYLLA SKIRMINE, and you better not FORGET THAT. You are the best REGANTAGONIST the Empire has ever seen! Heck, you've crushed over FOUR THOUSAND alien skulls with your BARE HANDS.
If you were ever to leave a chest to your ancestor, and WHO KNOWS WHY YOU WOULD DO THAT, the only things contained in said chest would be a note written in blood and THE COMPLETE RAINBOW DRINKERS ANTHOLOGY. Because someone around here needs to have an APPRECIATION OF FINE LITERATURE, damnit.

(regent + antagonist = regantagonist shut up okay i'm not good at that type of thing)

LT: and if you helped me with the ab sprite i would love you forever......AR: Ha.AR: Your love would be wasted on me.LT: sobLT: our love was not meant to be......AR: Alas, it was not.AR: For I am a robot without a soul.LT: shocking twist!!!!LT: shhh i will teach you how to loveAR: ...This worries me.LT: don't worry, just let it happen

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.

God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.