About

Dan was born in Armenia, but moved to Montreal when he was two. As a child, he learned to love hockey, or maybe there’s just something they put in the water there to make everyone a Habs fan.

He is proudly addicted to Coach’s Corner,Family Guy and the Simpsons. He has a niece who will be a heartbreaker princess and he hopes he will never have to go to jail on her behalf.

As a result of being a Habs fan, he met his best friend, who also writes for Bleacher Report. He thinks she’s an amazing hockey historian and sincerely hopes her brain won’t explode from all of the history she’s got stuffed in there. Dan wrote his profile in the third person because that’s how Kovalev would do it