WebMD describes how older people sleep less than their younger counterparts.
Troubling #1: In the last week, I've had two sleepless nights. Not a wink. I've been 25- years- old for less than a month.
Troubling #2: Telling people about this in a blog.

Buying a plant at the farmer's market.
Troubling: The horrified look on the farmer's face after telling him I kill every plant I own.

Going on job interviews.
Troubling: Realizing all the managers bear a striking resemblance to Michael Scott.

2 Comments So Far:

one: i love your blog layout.two: i've never actually seen a person with that anklet thingy on.three: wtf is house arrest, even? just being confined at home? with tv and the fridge and your own bed? uhmmm... okay. SURE!four: does house arrest even WORK?!? (seeing as how people under house arrest can still walk out in public and all that...)five: sorry for my "obsession" on house arrest -____-six: LOL @ naked woman in bathrobe. (and your subsequent bad luck at noticing her.)seven: THIS ENTRY IS CRAZY LAUGHOUTLOUD, I LOVE IT! :D :D :D

Wow! Thanks for reading. I thought only my parents and some friends were reading it! I agree totally. House arrest? Doesn't sound that bad to me...Thanks again for reading! I'm about to head over to your blog next!