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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:34 pm Post subject:

Dogen wrote:

Dude, if she weren't gay she would be so into me now. I quoted the Dhammapada and Eleanor Roosevelt. I was damn near lyrical in my eloquence. She was totes impressed.

Too bad I'm never as smooth with straight ladies as I am with scared lesbians.

Can you tell me what you said? My sister came out and my reaction was "So?" because her sexual orientation doesn't matter one whit to me. However, that didn't seem to go over well and I'd like to know what better to do next time._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:54 pm Post subject:

She doesn't look a thing like me.

My sister the blonde:
The brunette is an amazon friend of hers.

edit - actually my sister has lost like 30 lbs since that picture but I don't have anything more current that isn't much older.

Eh, for fun another picture that includes my brother too:
_________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:06 pm Post subject:

Yup. All three kids turned out pretty easy on the eyes.

But my sister likes women and enjoys serving fish tacos at home._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:10 pm Post subject:

I know right! No soul really fucks up the picture._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:13 pm Post subject:

Nope, only a picture from the 70s. On a horse.

Bidding starts at $100._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Regarding what I said, I don't remember exactly. She prefaced by telling me that she wanted to tell me something and she hoped it wouldn't make me think less of her. So the first thing I said was that who she loved had no affect on how I thought of her, and that I was honored that she trusted me enough to tell me (I'm one of a handful of people, and she stressed that she wanted to keep it that way). It was obviously a big deal for her to tell me - she was terrified - so I just tried to project calm reassurance that nothing was going to change between us and that I just wanted her to be happy._________________"Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. Iíll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman

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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:45 am Post subject:

I don't know what to say Halen, except maybe my sister isn't my type so I don't think the 4 way is going to work out. Not to mention I am the only one in the group into men...

Pleasures! Monoprice.com! I needed some replacement micro USB cables anyway AND they had the Wii to composite adapter for cheap. It was cheap on Amazon too but I had already placed my Amazon orders so I'll just combine the shipping costs thanks. Also, I think all my big ticket items are covered. Man that is a heck of a price tag. Should be all done now though (a sewing machine for my mom and a TV fon my brother though I should get some money from my sis and mom for the TV as it is a three way gift)._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:47 am Post subject:

Dogen wrote:

Your brother looks a lot like you.

Yeah, it was actually that exact picture that made me realize that my brother and I have the same nose and similar chins. None of us kids looked related until well past puberty._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael