None of the mindless fuckwits of the Pentagon could have foreseen this, of course.

Posted by bilejones at November 8, 2012 7:32 PM

Can't believe this hasn't been thought all the way out: The figure of speech is that you do NOT give a flying fuck. So to convey the message, you should have this item in your office with the remote well within arm's reach and...not do anything.