dude I will totally loan you my camera. Only do this first1. Graduate high-school.2. Go to the community college of your choice3. Major in Art and/ or Communications4. Graduate after 6 years and 10 busboy jobs.5. Lose your virginity, move out of parent's house and start paying rent7. Get an internship at a film production company.8. Work like an irish pilgrim for 2 years on the lowest rung of the proffessional ladder. 9. Lose your virginity...this time to a woman.10. Get promoted to a paying job.11. Work like a dog for the next 4 years, develop a coke habit, go to rehab, get a new job, and start the proccess all over again. 12. Finally, achieve a level of responsibility so that someone will loan you a camera.

Welcome to the real world...now go home and watch "Viva La Bam" reruns.