I am most upset that I have to spend my money on some boring shitwagon instead of making the kid’s T Bird’s 429 Thunderjet crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and let him hear the lamentations of their women (if they can hear it over the straight pipes).

Pumpkin is not pleased with this shit.

Tell me Oppo, do you want me buying a Volvo or making that fucking V8 roar like an emissions-exempt dragon? God damn it all to hell. He has to have a safe DD.