Dan Devine

Create-a-Caption: 'I want Snuggly Puppy! Ooh! I want Buzzy Bee!'

Looks like you've got your hands full, Crunch. Whenever Wayne Ellington(notes) sees Pillow Pets, he just loses it. If you want to get him one, that's fine, but he's already got plenty at home. Man, who knew it could be so hard being the Minnesota Timberwolves mascot/official Toys "R" Us chaperone?

Second runner-up, Space Coast Paul: In the second installment of our exciting new 226-part feature, "Players with their mouths wide open," Yahoo! Sports is pleased to present Russell Westbrook(notes). On deck: Rajon Rondo.