(A customer is considering purchasing a dining table. The table she chooses is an 84-inch single-plank — meaning the table-top is in one piece, which has been explained to the customer — that we have in the stockroom in a box. She wants to know delivery options.)

Coworker: “Well, the store itself can’t deliver the table, but we do have a third-party service that will do it. The most economical option might just be to rent a truck for twenty bucks.”