Pocket full of Sunshine(NOT!)

Okay I’ve been gone awhile, okay more than a while, I know, but was I seriously missed? OK OK, I won’t throw it back at you. I know I was like gone, gone for long long time, my son actually went through high-five, and I didn’t write once about any of his accomplishments while he was going? how the heck did that happen? Well guess what now peeps? he starts Kindergarten in September! Whaat?? My baby will be 5 and Starting official school.The time has really just flown by and I have nothing to show for it, except a kid who is getting bigger and smarter (sometimes to smart). Every where I go, everyone seems to love and Adore him, and I just DON’T get it, considering he is my kid. and I am just so utterly rude, and obnoxious, how could I have such an adorable kid? Either everyone really does adore him, or they are all terrific actors/actresses. This summer is just flying by, and one of the things I was hoping on happening ( my son to see HIS daaaad) didn’t!! didn’t even really call me or anything to say he couldn’t afford the tickets, or anything!. He just slinked away from the whole situation…LOSER!

So there are still ups and downs to this crazy life, but it’s cool, cause I’m starting to get the hang of it. I THINK

My boring BOOORING life, has changed little but it seems that things are still bound to get better..I truly hope. I made it through the winter with no accidents, so I guess that can be counted as a +. why even say these words isn’t it a little like tempting fate? geeze, I sincerely hope not. Son has been doing extremely well in HI-5, I was looking to keep him home one day, cause his cough was rough, but he said “mom, I WANNA go to school” so I was like alright kid, you may go to school. Aren’t I an awesome mom, shoot I am teaching my kid that it is a priviledge to be going to school!! (5 pts) we are doing O.k. and guess what on the daddy front? he got papers for child support AGAIN!! now that the kid will be 5! but please I know he barely makes enough to help out with anything, but whatever, we are better terms, for now. other than that I am just trying to be optimistic about what the rest of the year still holds. hopefully nothing I CAN’T handle.

well this year I am starting off 2010, broke, with a sick kid, so I don’t know if this a sign of how the year is suppose to be or not, but certainly ain’t starting off right. I didn’t sleep well last night or I did but I am still extremely tired, feel like I haven’t slept in a week, so I think I will have to go to the doctor, after I take my son to HIS doctor.
I had so many high hopes for this year and now that the 1st full week ain’t even over yet, and it’s like this , I don’t know what I can think about the rest of the year.

I don’t know if I should be sad or proud that I didn’t end up with this award,or even a nomination for this award.

but then again, I’m like what the hell, I couldn’t possibly be nominated for an award, cause I don’t write anything filling, thoughtful, insightful,if there was a nomination for maybe best NOTHING blog, I am sure I could get a vote for that.

Hey, so I was bored, and when I’m bored I Google, so I just simply Google the phrase “I need” w/o the quotation marks, and the second top response was to link to this Quiz, “ Do iI need therapy” of course I already know the answer, but I wanted to test and see how accurate this quiz was, so I did it, my answer is below, and let me tell you: IT IS PRETTY DAMN ACCURATE.

What do your responses tell us?

Although your scores were generally very good, you had symptoms in at least one category. This suggests that you should probably consult with a mental health professional for further testing or treatment, especially if you are distressed about the symptoms you are experiencing. There is most certainly a treatment out there that will help improve the symptoms you are experiencing.

The following are the areas of concern detected by the screening:

You have experienced symptoms of a major depressive episode, but not enough to qualify as a full-blown episode, or as major depressive disorder.

Although you meet the criteria for the frequency of symptoms, your symptoms do not appear to be severe enough to meet the criteria for Major Depressive Disorder.

You have experienced symptoms of a manic episode.

You experience some symptoms of Simple Phobia.

You appear to have some obsessive thoughts.

You exhibit some compulsive thoughts or behaviors.

You experience some symptoms of Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

You have some symptoms of Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder, although you do not meet the full criteria for the disorder.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – She loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs.Donahue,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Donahue, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras..

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away? This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money….

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

so Im in class and yet we have no teacher today, and somehow I kinda thought this would happen, considering I didn’t make it to class AT ALL last week. I should be working on some chapters on my own, but I don’t wanna, cause it’s boring if a teacher is not leading your way. I don’t wanna have to actually have to go through and read the chapter and do the work RIGHT NOW, cause well, I JUST DON’T..