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Authored by the winners of our contest “Write Our Bio” Thomas “Turtle” Bennett & Elijah “Admiral Poop Nose” Fischer Sal “Semantics Potatoes” Rosenberg was born in Denver, CO to two loving parents sometime in the 1970’s. Sal was born into an unfortunate cities NFL franchise. He has a deep […]

Authored by the winners of our contest “Write Our Bio” Thomas “Turtle” Bennett & Elijah “Admiral Poop Nose” Fischer Chris “You Meant What I Knew” Hendricks Chris was born in Fresno California in the 1870’s ish. It was really hard for him growing up. He was confused sexually and […]