I appreciate the Mauer double... But... That should have been a triple. Joe is great... I'm not calling for a benching but... For 23 million don't go pulling into second like that. You should be on third. And the people who buy tickets deserve a player who busts for third instead of floating into 2nd.

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

I appreciate the Mauer double... But... That should have been a triple. Joe is great... I'm not calling for a benching but... For 23 million don't go pulling into second like that. You should be on third. And the people who buy tickets deserve a player who busts for third instead of floating into 2nd.

I appreciate the Mauer double... But... That should have been a triple. Joe is great... I'm not calling for a benching but... For 23 million don't go pulling into second like that. You should be on third. And the people who buy tickets deserve a player who busts for third instead of floating into 2nd.

I remember when Mauer first injured his knee, and would hate to have it suffer any more than necessary. The Twins are not in contention and a Mauer knee injury could hurt them for years to come. So I did not mind the glide into second.