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Re: My friend said butt plugs train your anus

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

Re: My friend said butt plugs train your anus

Originally Posted by RaKroma

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

Re: My friend said butt plugs train your anus

Originally Posted by RaKroma

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

What he said. Start your training over by studying lavatories with Grimshaw.

Re: My friend said butt plugs train your anus

Telstra, I know it is mid-summer and pretty hot right now in Australia. Have you been affected by the heat? If you and your fiend are going to play with anal plugs, I recommend that you store them overnight first in your freezer. You do have a freezer, don't you?

BTW, what does Telstra stand for and what does "optus or other" below your name mean?

I'm asking because I am becoming interested in the screen mames JUBbers use, now that I know the etymology of "Palbert." Will I ever be able to figure out "KaraBulut" though?

Re: My friend said butt plugs train your anus

Originally Posted by MrRochesterNY

Telstra, I know it is mid-summer and pretty hot right now in Australia. Have you been affected by the heat? If you and your fiend are going to play with anal plugs, I recommend that you store them overnight first in your freezer. You do have a freezer, don't you?

BTW, what does Telstra stand for and what does "optus or other" below your name mean?

I'm asking because I am becoming interested in the screen mames JUBbers use, now that I know the etymology of "Palbert." Will I ever be able to figure out "KaraBulut" though?

Re: My friend said butt plugs train your anus

Inquiring minds want to know:

Telstra Corporation Limited (known as Telstra) is an Australian telecommunications and media company, building and operating telecommunications networks and marketing voice, mobile, internet access and pay television products and services.

Re: My friend said butt plugs train your anus

So... I just noticed... and I'm curious WHY the guy on the cone is wearing a crash helmet ???

1) According to the signage on the cone...the floor is wet.

2) Slippery floors can be pretty hazardous, in that a fall can often result in brain damage.

3) He obviously doesn't have a very high IQ, as evidenced by the fact he's letting someone push a big orange cone up his ass...so he wants to protect what little intelligence he has in the event he falls.

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley