Ford Dagenham sweats balls. Runs the blog Hatchbacks on Fire. Feeds the cat. Has own mass. Today has sat in waiting for a hat in the post. Later he will send three chocolate Freddo bars to Surrey first class. Has chapbook A Canvey Island of the Mind by Blackheath Books. Turns up in PUSH and Paper&Ink magazines. Faced with dilemmas he often runs a bath. Today he will accidentally absorb news. Then run a bath.