Wednesday, May 25, 2011

My passive aggressive response to a well-meant comment.

This post is dedicated to a wonderful friend of mine who, after one too many shots of tequila decided to point out that I "should put something of substance on your blog..... like a recipe, or fashion tips... because right now it's kinda funny but seems a little pointless....like where is it going?".
Well my dear, to you I dedicate this Sassy Cow.

She doesn't care what anyone thinks. ;)

P.S. A real post is on it's way I promise.

P.P.S. Yes this is a stalling technique- but come on the cow is cute right? You like the cow.

I am not knowing who you are, but your mind is like a treasure trove for which I am finding many pearls of happiness. We must meet! I will be to your country soon and will encourage ALL of my cousins to "follow" you to provide validating to your words and spirit.

Javier: it's on. let's do this thing. I submit that we meet in a dark, secluded nightclub. I will then get up and go to the bathroom several times to provide you with ample opportunities to slip rufies in my drink. I think this might be the beginning of a wonderful relationship....

You make this so easy for me...Normally I have to mail order my wives off of your internet...I am liking you Baylee girl and your funny writings. Maybe soon you can post some helpful dressing tips that I may pass on to the others...something of substance?

well stalker fashion has been pretty stagnate the last few decades. Dark colors, baseball cap, perhaps some combat boots and a pair of underwear you stole from my closet while I was sleeping.. you know the usual stuff....

About Me

I'm a college student and expert in all things caffeinated. In my spare time I run, have deep philosophical conversations with my cat, and google various medical conditions until I'm convinced I have one. I used to have other pastimes but had to give them up when a friend informed me that "judging others" does not count as a hobby. I also clean houses, sell Advocare, and work for a giant company where my official job title is "Corporate Drone".