Happy International Caps Lock Day

I’m going to say something important here, so listen up: just because a holiday exists doesn’t mean everyone needs to celebrate it. I’m talking to you, CNN.
Today is apparently Caps Lock Day. CNN is celebrating the event by going all Kanye in a blog post titled “ANNOYING RIGHT? HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY.” Yes, very much. Thanks for asking.
The concept apparently began in 2000 and has refused to die out. Perhaps because people like me keep posting about it. Will the circle be unbroken?