That would’ve been great. Then he could’ve married someone named “And Eggs.”

Thanks. I’ll be here all week.

Steak … er, Hopper Penn, recently told Interview magazine “My dad wanted to name me Steak, the food, because he loves it so much. But my mom was never going to go for it. What they told me is that I hopped in her stomach, I didn’t kick, so they went with that.”

It didn’t hurt that Dennis Hopper was one of Penn’s idols.

The 22-year-old Hopper — whose 25-year-old sister Dylan is an actress — is embarking on an acting career. Their mother is “House of Cards” actress Robin Wright. His father convinced him to try acting in his latest film “The Last Face,” which also starred Penn’s then-girlfriend Charlize Theron and Javier Bardem.

“I asked if I could PA for it,” said Hopper. “He said, ‘No, you’re going to act in it.’ I said no, because I’m very shy. I didn’t know how to act. He said, ‘Well, you’ll get paid.’ So I was like, ‘I’m on board.’ After the first day, I fell in love with it.”

He says he’s clearly not up there with the greats yet.

“My dad is a really good actor, and there are a lot of (expletive) actors, and I definitely think I’m one of them,” he said.

Hopper next project is starring with Brad Pitt in “War Machine” on Netflix.

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