You're darn right you are! And you've got
lots of other great qualities too!
That's right, Ned.

Those floozies we married
in Vegas were crazy about you.

What floozies?
What are you talking-
Marge! We're trying to help Ned!
Lord, I never question you
but I've been wondering if your decision
to take Maude was, well, wrong.

U-Unless this is part of
your divine plan.

[ Clicks Tongue ]
Could you just give me some kind of sign?
Anything?
Aw, and after all that
church chocolate I bought
which, by the way,
was gritty and had that white stuff on it!
Well, I've had it!
Daddy, get up.

So get down and put your knees together
for the Christian rock stylings of
- Kovenant!
- [ Rock ]
Hey, isn't that the bass player
from Satanica?
I think it is.

- [ Continues ]
- [ Gasps ] Electric guitars in church!
Oh, my gosh.

Some dropouts must have
overpowered the reverend.

This is a love song about a dude I met
in a sleazy motel.

- [ Gasps ]
- A dude named God.

Oh.

# In a motel room
in Delacroix #
# I was drinking like
a Dartmouth boy #
-#And thinking 'bout the wrong turns that I took #
-[ Snoring ]
#Well, I woke up
on the puke-green floor #
#And opened up
a dresser drawer #
# Lookin' for a bottle
but instead, I found a book #
She's talking about the Bible.

- So? She's good-lookin'.

Shut up.

- You shut up.

#A book about a man #
#A book about the dude
who lives above #
#A book about a man #
#Who drives a pickup full
of sweet, sweet love #
- [ Humming ]
- [ Clattering ]
# Now if you think
he doesn't care #
# Or maybe that he isn't there #
#It's not too late
to see how wrong you are #
# So when your soul
has gone astray #
#Just let God be your triple A #
# He'll tow you to salvation #
#And he'll overhaul your heart
Glad you made it, Ned.