I think you are a real wanker. Join your friends at www.wewankandcry.com.

By the way, and I quote, "some people don't just want to be involved in something bigger - they want to be involved in something bigger that they own". It shows you actually accept your little penis.

Yours thruthfully,
An ex member of the wanker community.

MY RESPONSE

Thanks for telling me the Thruth. People just aren't thruthful enough these days.

You want to know the thruth? Your former wanking, hacky penis size jokes, and how you knew that URL aside, you quoted pretty far down in my column. That means you are stupid enough to read something, hate it, and keep reading.