I installed 8.1 on my new system but, mistakenly, selected "UK" keyboard with the "pound" sign and @ and " swapped about etc.
I was using an old corded keyboard and mouse because my "good" ones were on my "old" system so when I swapped to US keyboard and noticed the silly things continued to...

This has become a somewhat famous quote "badges, we don't need no stinking badges", however that quote has changed from the original quote. The following is the original quote:
"Badges, to g*d-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you...