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Bats and Balls

The bats? That's the Missoula Ospreys colorful way of saying "French fries." The balls? Those are more literal, as they used to belong in a bull's scrotum. We're not sure who the first man to castrate a bull, deep fry his nuts, and then put them in his mouth was, but he's either an innovator or a sick, twisted son of a bitch. There's a very, very thin line between the two, but his discovery does have us wondering which creature has the tastiest nuggets in the animal kingdom.