Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. There was only two feature dancers performing in the Greater Metropolitan Los Angeles area this weekend, but what a pair of sexy beauties they are! Is anybody curious enough to read on and see whom I am speaking of? Great! Then let us begin the discussion!

Mikayla Mendez

Friday night, January 30Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Mikayla Mendez and to observe her last two shows of the evening. (as usual, I just missed Mikayla's first show of the evening.)

At the start of her second show, Mikayla carried a small, blue and white, plastic baseball bat on to the stage, and she wore a blue baseball cap with LA spelled out in silver sequins on the front. She also wore a short-sleeved white shirt with the name, ''Dodgers,'' in blue, on the front. Once she had removed the shirt, she was wearing pasties on her breasts that appeared to be covered with silver sequins. (I forgot to ask Mikayla about the pasties.) She was also wearing blue bikini bottoms. On her legs, Mikayla wore a pair of knee-length white athletic socks with three black stripes around the top of each sock. For footwear, she wore a pair of black and white, almost knee-length, boots that laced up the front with white laces. The boots looked like the highest topped tennis sneakers I've ever seen! For a finishing touch, Mikayla wore a pair of about two inch wide wristbands on her wrists.

Mikayla began her third and final show of the evening wearing a desert camouflage visor-less cap, a military uniform-like mini-dress that laced up both sides with what appeared to be black laces. Beneath the dress, she wore a small string bikini bra and a very small mini-skirt. Under the mini-skirt, Mikayla wore absolutely no panties. (Everybody should know by now that I love it!) On her feet, Mikayla wore a pair of high-topped, pointed toed, tan shoes with stiletto heels.

From where I was sitting, Mikayla's dress appeared to be a very light blue, or possibly a light blue-gray, her mini-skirt appeared to be a slightly darker shade of blue, and I never got a good look at her bra before she had removed it.

It is a good thing I decided to ask Mikayla about the colors, because the stage lighting was playing silly little tricks on my eyes. It turned out that the bra, the dress and the skirt were actually various shades of tan!

This show was performed to, ''Dangerous,'' by Kardinal Offishall featuring Akon, ''How Many Licks,'' by Lil Kim, '' Make Love in This Club,'' by Usher, and, ''On the Hotline,'' by Pretty Ricky.

Mikayla performs on stage so well as the majority of the feature dancers touring today, and her interaction with the residents of the tip rail is generally quite good.

The beautiful raven-haired Mikayla stands five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-nine pounds, and she told me that her measures are 32D-28-36. I still think her bust measurement is more like around 34, but who am I to argue with a woman so hot as Mikayla? I can safely testify to one thing, and that is the fact that Mikayla looks positively edible! (On this night I found out that her lipstick tastes pretty good! Yes, Mikayla graciously gave me not one, but two goodnight kisses. Hey, that saved me the trouble of stopping on the way home to attempt to find a bag of Mikayla flavored chips or candy!)

Mikayla is not just a hot Hispanic beauty. She is also very sweet, extremely friendly, and she is a world of fun to speak and flirt with, especially when she knows a person. She also loves meeting and chatting with her fans!

I can not think of a single reason or a good excuse for anybody to pass up on an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Mikayla Mendez perform and to meet her in person. I am quite certain they will enjoy the experience!

While there still doesn't seem to be an official website for Mikayla, some very good photos of her can be found at: LADirectModels.com There are also plenty of unofficial sites to be found on the Internet that have quite a few interesting photos of Mikayla. One that I've seen is: BustyMikayla.com.

Gianna Lynn

Saturday night, January 31st, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Gianna Lynn and to observe her last two shows of the engagement.

For the first show I saw, Gianna wore a straw cowboy hat. She also wore a blue denim vest-like piece and a very small pair of blue denim shorts. Beneath the vest-like piece, Gianna wore an article that was more like a halter top than a midriff top, since it just barely came down far enough to cover her breasts. This item was white, had short sleeves, and an almost off the shoulder neckline. It was decorated with a narrow strip of ruffled lacy material all the way around the top edge and also at the bottom edge of both sleeves. Under her shorts, Gianna wore a red thong. On her feet, she wore a pair of red shoes, with stiletto heels, that more or less matched her thong in color.

Gianna performed this show to, ''Heavy Metal,'' (I don't know who the artist or group was on this one.) ''Slow Ride,'' by Foghat, Chris Daughtry's cover of Bon Jovi's, ''Wanted Dead or Alive,'' and, ''Cowboy,'' by Kid Rock.

To start her final show, Gianna wore a small wedding veil and elbow-length fingerless gloves. She also wore a corset, and she wore a garter on her left leg. She additionally wore a bikini bra, a garter belt and a G-string. Gianna's entire costume was all white with the exception of her shoes which were a silver color and had stiletto heels.

This show was performed to, ''White Wedding,'' by Billy Idol, ''Like a Virgin,'' by Madonna, ''Strangers On a Train,'' by Lovage, and, ''Sweet Cherry Pie,'' by Warrant.

The lovely and very exotic-looking Gianna stands five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and measures are 34D-25-32. She is additionally very friendly, well spoken, and she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

In the not so long a time that Gianna has been featuring, she has become quite good on stage.

As for Gianna's interaction with the tip rail patrons, it is generally limited to lots of sexy smiles and close up views of her goodies unless she ends a show with a ride for five. However, the ride for five wasn't going to happen in this particular club. Any club within the city limits of Los Angeles must be extremely careful about such things as interaction with the customers. They never know when undercover sex police might be lurking about in the club.

I always enjoy watching Gianna perform and chatting with her so much as we can find time to do so. Therefore, I can think of no good reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Gianna perform and to meet her in person. It should be an enjoyable experience.

Gianna can be found at: GiannaLynn.com Gianna can also be located on MySpace at: MySpace.com/IslandJewels

California Slim, one of the best DJs around and Sunny Lane's roadie whenever Sunny is on tour feature dancing, was in the club for a while. It was great to see and chat with Slim. I hadn't seen him for quite a while. (Heads up club owners and managers. Slim told me that he is seriously thinking about finding a club in which to start working as a DJ again.)

Also in the club for a while during this evening was Matt who used to wrestle on WWE Smackdown as Kurt Angle's bodyguard, Luther Rains. It is always a pleasure to see and speak with Matt. He is a really great guy and a good friend to have.

I do believe that will just about do it for another week. Why don't we all meet back here the next time and continue the ongoing discussion of hot, sexy, women? Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

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