Couple Tries To Spice Things Up By Having Sex On Train Tracks, Is Promptly Run Over

Well, I suppose the logical conclusion is that the sex was good. So damn good that a Ukranian 41-year-old man and his thirtysomething girlfriend, who were having sex on the train tracks in city of Zaporizhia, failed to notice that a train was approaching and were run over when they didn’t get off the tracks in time. The woman was killed instantly but the man survived, though he lost both legs and will likely be charged with breaking the country’s laws over, like, misusing railroad transit. Authorities say the couple decided to play their own naughty version of choo-choo train in that spot because they “wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.” Yes, I would say being hit by a train while fucking would result in extreme sensations. Ugh. What a tragically ridiculous tale of the dangers of public sex. [Gawker] [Photo of couple hugging on the train tracks via Shutterstock]