1)
Jay is a big guy, but he's goofy as all hell, so Tim could probably take him.

2)
Corey: "So, uh, you must be from Tennessee...I mean, um, did it hurt?"
Topanga: "When you stuck it in my butt? Yeah, a little at first, but I got used to it."
Corey: "No, I mean when you fell from heaven."
Topanga: "Just shut up and take me! Now!"
Corey: "OK."