Just So You Know

Let me start this by saying if at any time you read a message that compels you to a response, by all means... feel free to continue the learning. You DO NOT have to leave your real name or any name for that matter. When you click "post a comment" or however it reads, you have 3 options. Once on the actual comments page, you'll see prior replies as well. Then there's the 'leave a comment' field. Under that are CAPTCHA and 'choose an identity' (name) options. CAPTCHA is designed to slam SPAM as well as let me know a human is posting vs. a computer generated response. Again, I do not consume beef nor pork so SPAM is not welcomed. Even a photograph of it bothers me. Ok, not really but you get my point and hence you will see the moderation message when you've finalized your post. The identity/name options are as follows:

1) Log-in using (drop down menu for those registered with those services)

2) Nickname and URL - allows you to choose any name and/or link your site to it

3) Anonymous (you can use it but I still have the right to decide if it gets published publicly or not - GOOD FOR ME - YAY!!)

So there ya go. Send me $49.99 if you use these instructions in your own BlogSpot. Cash, cashier's check, money order and Western Union accepted 24/7. :D

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Sling Slang, Lingo Lango... In others words... I say 'laytah' for later, then there's 'crib' which is/was was for 'house' now it's 'tilt'?? and sh*t has been replaced with 'shyt'. I have Google set to give me some Urban lingo but I forget to read it. :P

Hey lady, I saw the HAM face reference but could not find your c.m.f.m shoes credited to you. Someone named Beeno V? had a version which was funny as. Damn, I need to really read my gadget setup in Google.

Di: I got you. But my lingo is stuck in a time warp. I still use DC words with my own internal dialogue. Also, I will not force myself to pick up these Chicago terms:

Fittin-aFixin-aBogus

I am not fittin'a or fixin'-a use these bogus words.

But what's really good?

Why do you live in DC and try to jone on mugs from The City? Why do you front like that go go doesn't crank?

You were prolly running with some bamas out there or a bunch of Gumps. Maybe a true DC beast put that pretty boy-thug Game on you and you thought he was the Truth - but he was sitting up there wellin' the whole time.

McDisaster is that close to you, huh? It could be in my kitchen and I wouldn't eat it. Now, no lie... I did think the Egg McMuffin and the pancakes were good from about college on into oh my late 20's. I soon learned other wise when I stopped eating beef and pork. I never regretted it.

I've never watched The Wire. I did see Snoop as she came to the BCC when Katt was there. Prior to seeing her there, never knew who she was as I was standing close enough to touch her. Seems Katt likes her (or he her) as she followed him around for a good while.

Oh, see I don't know anything about that. I never watched The Wire nor Homicide. I made it thru a couple eps of The Corner and fell off. I guess because I lived THERE and I know some of that stuff for real, n need to go back for TV viewership. I'm not big on rap music of late either. I really wasn't back in my teens either. I knew the rappers and liked some songs as long as they were fun like Curtis Blow and Kool Moe Dee. I was more into dance music - anything that would get my tail wiggling. Bands like Confunkshun, EW&F, Trouble Funk, Slave, Dazz Band, Ohio Players, Zapp and on... that was me.

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I'm Honey Cocoa Brown, been short all my life and have a "fluffy" figure. I've been called a Social Butterfly and I'll answer to that title. I absolutely love life and I want to enjoy it to the maximum degree even on my last breath. My personal heroes are Malcolm X, Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., 44th President of the United States Barrack Obama and Nelson Mandela. Would have given some lil credence to William Jefferson Clinton until he lied to the public about his not so "sexual relations". Maxine has to be the absolute funniest cartoon lady ever. Just click on her name to see why.