User:Hotadmin4u69/FUCJDS

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Hello, and welcome to the Teabagger Party of Uncyclopedia. We here believe in freedom, democracy, capitalism, freedom, anti-abortionism, freedom, liberty, prosperity, and freedom.

The liberals have taken control of Uncyclopedia. Uncyclopedia, to the chagrin of many, recently voted in ChiefjusticeDS to power in the VFS. Unlike ChiefjusticeDS and his cronies, the Teabagger's Party is willing to distort the facts to fit our beliefs, and we stand against the social injustices posed by this socialist regime. The Teabagger Party's skepticism, criticisms, and fallacious claims may shock and surprise you.

Here are some of the things we know about ChiefjusticeDS.

He is probably not a sandwich. How can somebody who is probably not a sandwich be voted into power on the VFS?

ChiefjusticeDS wields a socialist agenda which he wants to impose on you, your children, your children's children, and the dead babies he supports killing as he is an abortionist.

ChiefjusticeDS claims to be born in the United States, but one look at his birth certificate shows that he was born on an airplane while flying over the country of Kenya.

He is a dirty Muslim.

He wants to propose a tax increase on the Uncyclopedia middle class to fund his admin takeover of the VFH.

He wants to kill your grandma.

He is a dirty Muslim.

He never served as poopsmith. How could we elect such an inexperienced individual to power?