A recent survey showed that 68% of women are unsatisfied with their sexual partners. Of course most of these women would never tell their partner that they are unhappy.
If you think that you are making your partner unhappy, please read making happy your partner and
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The Last Jedi Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi is the 8th episode of the Star Wars saga. Because of strict screening requirements by The New World Order, many movie theaters are refusing to show the masterpiece. Luke Skywalker has ranted about the theater requirements, but as the Illuminati is in charge of funding, he has no say in the matter. it stars an all women cast of washed up snl cast members and is fun for the whole family. my favorite part is when luke skywalker dies by eating too much pussy )

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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