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Question by Valleygirl41: Does anyone know the score of the Texas Longhorns/Nebraska game?

I am a die-hard Alabama fan. Jumping for joy at being the SEC National Champions. Now just waiting to see who we will beat in the Rose Bowl. So what’s the score?
Whooooo
Hoooooo!!!
Texas here we come!!!
Ahhhhh
Huhhhh
Oh, yea, yea, yea!!!!!

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Question by Neo Theone: ROTFLMAO Invention joke, anyone?
Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge & heavy suitcases when a guy walks up & asks “Have you got the time?”
Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases. “It’s 5:45.”
Stranger: “That’s a nice watch!”
“Yeah, check this out, time zone display for every time zone in the world & the 86 largest metropolises.
He hits a few buttons & a voice says “The time is eleven ’till six”
. “That’s not all” He pushes another button & a map of New York City appears on screen. “The flashing dot shows our location by satellite positioning,”
“I want to buy this watch!” says the stranger.
“Oh, no, it’s not ready for sale yet”, says the inventor.
“But check this, it’s got an FM radio receiver with a digital tuner, a sonar device that can measure distances up to 125 meters, & impressive of all, the capacity for voice recordings of up to 300 standard-size books.”
“I’ve got to have this watch!”, says the stranger.
“It’s not ready -”
“I’ll give you $ 1000 for it!”
“Oh, no, I’ve already spent more than -”
“I’ll give you $ 5000 for it!”
“But it’s just not -”
“I’ll give you $ 15,000 for it, take it or leave it.” ”
The stranger pulls out a checkbook.
Jake abruptly makes his decision. “OK”, he says, & peels off the watch
& the stranger starts happily away.
“Hey, wait a minute”, calls Jake after the stranger, who turns around warily.
Jake points to the two suitcases he’d been trying to wrestle through the bus station.
“Don’t forget your batteries.”
Would you believe, I cut this joke short already!
And it’s still long but worth the laugh!

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Question by Harm.: Does anyone know of any summer camps for learning the guitar in Texas?
Does anyone know of any teen music camps (doesn’t matter where, as long as it’s in texas.) where you can learn instruments? Overnight camps would be great. Thanks in advance.
*Acoustic guitar, btw.

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Answer by Ken CThe National Guitar Workshop will have a clinic in Austin this summer.

While speaking about business, people seldom keep in mind the business of the real estate industry. The business of the real estate brokers cannot be noticed like that of the other modes of business, but if we observe carefully then w can see that their business is much more “running” that many others. They deal with such a commodity which is needed by each and every living person – the houses. A house is the only thing that is essential for every living person of our planet. Not a single person can survive without a house. The four walls and a roof is the safest and most beautiful place on earth for any people. So, the need of house never seizes to exist and due to this the business of the real estate brokers never stops. People willing to shift to Dallas and live for a long period of time; do not face much of a problem. This is because the Dallas homes for sale are available in plenty and at cheap price. And this has occurred mainly because Dallas real estate companies.

The real estate brokers have made house transactions easier for the common people; because of their intervention buying and selling of houses is no longer a problem. A real estate broker or realtor acts as an intermediary between the buyer and seller of a house. When any person wants to sell a house, the real estate company buys that house from the seller at appropriate price after which they sell that house to the interested buyers. The rate and quality of the houses varies from realtors to realtors. The govt. fixes a price for a type of house, beyond which the real estate broker companies cannot go. Staying within this range, the realtors make whatever profit they want to make. Several real estate companies have grown up all over United States and when any person wants to buy or sell a house, he must contact a real estate broker. A person can face several problems, if he carries on the house transactions directly with another person. He may not get appropriate price for the house he is going to sell or may spend excess money while buying a house.

Even when hiring a real estate broker company, it is quite hard to get a good house as there is shortage of houses almost everywhere. However, you can easily count Dallas out of this. You can find excellent Dallas homes for sale and in plenty, whenever you need. The market of the real estate is pretty good all over Dallas because of this. The Dallas real estate companies have achieved huge success because of the plenty houses available for sale in Dallas. Now, if you are one such person, who wants to shift to Dallas from any other part of United States, you must hire any well known Dallas real estate broker. it is the only way to get a good house at appropriate price and you won’t have to regret for that.

Taste and adjust seasonings. If not hot enough to suit you, add extra ancho pods that have been stemmed and seeded but not chopped. Add masa harina to thicken liquid. Simmer another 30 minutes until meat is tender. Makes 6 to 8 servings.