Tinky-winky?? Really?! Did he have the purse and everything? Because that would be awesome. Especially if he does end up playing for Detroit. Instead of throwing octopus on the ice they can throw Tubby Toast.

Seriously though, this is the only 15 minutes this guy is going to get now. He will probably go home and work at a local ice rink giving lessons for minimum wage, and won't even be allowed to drive the Zamboni.