Did people start getting super SUPER clean in the playa in the past decade? Because in the ancient past if you went out for more than 5 seconds after a shower you had at least some dust on you. Not a bit here.

Second,

Even though it is mostly my fault I still feel slighted that I didn't get my super hot amazingly clean shaman woman. Is there a camp for that?

If Neil deGrasse Tyson pulled me off the street to tell me about astronomy that would be awesome. If I was in Amsterdam when this happened and could convince him to tell me about it at a coffeeshop it would be ideal. Just sayin'.

Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.