Ass Napkins DO Exist... ANE missed his copyright chance!

We still get a Sunday newspaper... I love to lounge around eating breakfast and reading through it all.

Anyhow, as I was perusing through the store ads and coupon sections late last night, what do my beady eyes find?

An ad and coupon for this:

Butterfly Body LinersProven Protection for Little Bowel Leaks

(Isn't this what ANE has been doing for years???)

Butterfly Body Liners are the first and only body liner that adheres comfortably and discreetly in between the buttocks. Butterfly is a totally new kind of protection, so it’s important to learn how to position it correctly for maximum comfort and protection. Butterfly looks so easy, but may take some practice.