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A nose for adventure!!!

Warning

This story should not be read by those of a nervous disposition or delicate nature.
It contains distinctly eccentric people, computer programming cats, post modernist
squirrels, stupid pheasants, mathematical ants, incredible machines, one bloody
nose, some cat poo and frequent references to the Adams conjecture.

You have been warned!

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