Behind the Bar - Mr T's Blog

Barmans Corner - 19th August 2013

We started the weekend with a wedding reception on Friday night. Mike and Mel had met on the interweb thingy , a very modern marriage. Good luck to you both. Quite separately 2 ladies were planning their Divorce Parties. Its a funny old, mixed up, shook up world.

On Saturday young Tom Evans, who has, uncomplainingly, been to hell and back 3 times with his knees ( I know it would be difficult without ) scored a ton for the 4ths and although this didn't prevent defeat for the side, there were many who were extremely happy for the young man. Well batted Tommy lad! The 3rds were also rescued by Skipper Fisher with a quite brilliant 94 not out, made all the better by doing this whilst one of his ankles was doing a passable impression of the Elephant man. So a combination of Tommys' knees and Mr. Fish's ankle should give us all hope to carry on in adversity. Hallelujah! Ahem. Despite, young Shane's assertion that Macclesfield is a nice place to play cricket, the weather put paid to any real enjoyment in the 2nd teams attempt to knock off 195 off 30 overs in a rain effected game, with all fielders on the boundary, in the drizzle. Oh happy day! Still very interesting to learn what Bobby does in his shoes and loafers. Very much a young man’s sport these days. The 1st team made a massive effort to strengthen their position at the top of the table. Scoring 300 for 1, in 43 overs , young Warren 160 not out , they gave Macc 67 overs to get these runs. Unfortunately 5 overs were lost to rain and Macc were left 9 down. Every effort possible had been made and all players and umpires contributed to make the contest. Now 8 points clear at the top. This could be significant come the end of the season. Even more good news is that we won the Toss and the Echo Cup Final against will definitely be at Boughton Hall. Date to be announced.

The bad news is that the footballers have started with 2 defeats, I'm sure they will put that right shortly.

Sunday brought the now almost traditional Christening. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves so happy days.

But, I've saved the best till last. How much silverware can one Club win? The mighty Under 11's won another Cup. Well played lads. What a fantastic season. And hopefully, more to come.

It all goes on at the Club.

See you soon,

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 13th August 2013

Last week saw the end of Midweek League games at the Club, so things may quieten down during the week, that is, unless you fancy a nice drink with friends in a stunning location.

Weekends however, are a different kettle of fish. Things are beginning to heat up as we get to the business end of the season. First of all, many, many congratulations to the Ladies who have now added the League Title to their earlier success. Well done girls. You have shown yourselves to be far too strong for all concerned. Brilliant! The 4th team got beat again despite some good individual performances. The 3rds spent as little time as necessary on Cheadle Hulme's back pitch, bowling them out for 60 and then returning swiftly to base camp. Despite scoring 272 the 2nds disappointingly went down by 4 wickets to Toft, for whom a 14 year old Sam Hatcher scored 138. Not a bad effort, lad. Now then. It wasn't a bad weekend for the 1st team. First of all they beat New Brighton in the Echo Cup Semi Final. Amassing a wonderful 190 ( against a decent bowling attack ) illustrated the full power of this much vaunted batting line up. This included a six by Jordan from one of his Lancashire colleagues, that smashed through Phill Evans's front door (as Phill watched on, in horror from his balcony). Jordan, Warren and Jack then took 3 wonderful catches on the boundary as New Brighton briefly threatened. On Saturday, they only went and won at Toft to go to the top of the League. A very solid all round team performance proving too strong for our very youthful opposition. Saturday night was quieter than some as the lads prepared for the Cheshire Cup Semi , away at Birkenhead Park. Well fair play lads, it worked. Bowling BP out for 49, then knocking off the runs in 6 overs was a reasonably comprehensive demolition job.

Brilliant weekend.

We all know that we ain't won nothing yet, but these lads have now lined up some pretty tasty fixtures for the end of the season. Bootle in the Echo, Macc or New Brighton in the Cheshire and the League run in, from pole position.

Exciting times!

See you at the club.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 6th August 2013

As ever, loads on at the Club . Derbyshire and Cheshire U17's washed out. Bridge Inn heavily defeated. Chris's tactics overcome Ed Filer's enthusiastic Oxton in Over 40's. A day at the Test on Friday afforded an opportunity to bump into the Roberts Brothers, a very happy George Robinson and an ecstatic Paul and Nia Williams, who had just dropped Jack off at work whilst they enjoyed the day. A tour of the Ground, took ages as every 10 yards , there was someone from local cricket, Dickie Thorn, Alec Stewart, Rob Brierley, Jeff Thomson etc, etc,

Saturday, brought a return to competitive action. The 1st team demolished Marple. Some great cricket on view, played by some very good players. There was an incident, and it appears that our players did not ignite the action. However, it would be nice to think that should something similar happen in the future, that we would react in a better way. Particularly at a Club where our 1st team cricketers are becoming role models for our burgeoning group of young talent. The 2nds also completed another resounding victory. Whilst the 3rds had 4 balls at top of the table Neston 3rds to defeat them . Nevertheless, a commanding performance by Fishy's team. So it was disappointing to learn of the 4ths defeat. On to next week, when once again we will field 4 very strong teams.

On Sunday we played host to the 2nd team 20/20 finals day. Hyde, Toft and Alderley Edge from the Premier League were joined by surprise package Davenham, who brought 2 coach loads with them, one from the village and one from Norwich. Negotiations have started and we may well play the East Anglians next year in a friendly. We will struggle to compete with their consumption. No Kopparberg, no Magners, no tequila and no jaegermeister left. Very noisy, very drunk. Shame they lost in the final to Toft, who we will see again on Saturday.

Interesting times.

Keep smiling.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 27th July 2013

Another brilliant week.

Warren followed up his 191 with a duck. This tells us all everything we need to understand, not just cricket , or even sport, but life itself. Enjoy the good days because they all won't be like that. In the same game which Chesh won ( again ) Jack picked up 5 wickets and Lee ended up with a 47 not out, so all of our boys made their contributions.

Meanwhile Ross captained perfectly against Ross ( on Wye ) so that the match was tied. The Over 40's beat Irby. The Bridge won off the last ball in front of a packed balcony ( and Bob Marley ).

As we had a function on in the Club , Samantha, successfully ran the downstairs 'emergency' bar on Junior cricket night.

And then it happened!

The 1sts won.
The 2nds won.
The 3rds won.
And.
The 4ths won.

Brilliant.

Highlights included Jordan and Lee's batting, Mark and Warrens bowling, Linners's bowling, Guy and Craigs batting, Dalats bowling, Treeny and Alex's batting, George's batting and of course everyone else. To celebrate, drinks were served at £2 per pint between 8•00 and 9•30. A brilliant night was had by all.

Things are going well at the moment so let’s enjoy them. The picture shows people from all 4 teams enjoying each other’s success. It's important we keep this feeling in place, then, well, you never know. Hopefully, there will be some more celebrating to do.

Well done to everyone.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 22nd July 2013

We started the week with the Deva Handball Presentation night. DHC, for those if you who don't know are Britain's largest handball. They are a wonderfully successful club and contain many England internationals. They are going from strength to strength and it is hoped to organise an international handball tournament at the Club next year.

Obviously we've had midweek cricket, a junior school prom and junior cricket during the week.
BUT (and that's a big but) the highlights this week were all cricket related. We came so close to recording a full house. As agreed with the coach at the start of the season, full house will result in beer being served at £2 per pint for an hour and a half in the Clubhouse (Terms and conditions will apply). The 1st team comfortably demolished Nantwich, bowling them out for 220ish and knocking them of with ease, Mark, Warren and Lee to the fore. Interesting to note we used 8 bowlers. When did that last happen in a first team League game? The 2nds were involved in a tighter affair at Nantwich, finally winning by 2 wickets. Sam Mallows bowled his second bad ball of the season, and also picked up 5 wickets. The game also marked the return of Linners who bowled well and picked up a couple. The rest of the match belonged to young Bob Evans with a chanceless 118 not out. Match winning, mature and magnificent. There's only one Bobby Evans........... The 3rds enjoyed a really good win and must now be charging up the League and are enjoying a renaissance under Captain Fish, who was quoted as saying that Joe Maddocks has played his last 4th team game. And so to the mighty 4ths. Requiring 220 to win and drastically effect bar profits, they gallantly failed by 20 runs. Thank you lads, brilliant effort by everyone. BUT ( and that's another big but ) , I don't mind, a full house will be worth it. Still plenty of time to do it.

Sunday brought further successes, the under 13's won their league, how much silverware can one club win in a season? The Crossbatters defeated Gresford. The Aussies were utterly humiliated at Lords. And may be the best for last, young Warren Goodwin scored 191 for the County in their match against Berkshire. There's only one Warren Goodwin, there's only one Warren Goodwin.......

Rumours about Don's wedding this weekend turning out to be true. Many Congrats from all at the club. Don is pictured above during the ceremony.

Exciting times

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 16th July 2013

After the shenanigans of the week before we all settled down to 'normal' club life again.

So on Wednesday Jeff Foley destroyed the great Dickie Thorn. On Thursday the Chester batting line up ' cruised' past Oxton in the 20/20.

Friday brought the return of Junior Cricket and Nancy Harrisons' birthday party. All went well and as ever the Club was enjoyed by hundreds.

As the brilliant weather continued we went into the weekend with the best availability of players that we had experienced all season. Therefore, it was slightly disappointing that once again we experienced a set of mixed results. The 1sts and 2nds were both well beaten by our friends from Hyde. The 3rds scored 300 plus on the 'Postage Stamp' at Oxton but couldn't force the victory. The 4ths provided the real highlight with a magnificent display. After using 7 bowlers to dismiss Warrington for 129, they did the rest of the job with a clinical and professional performance. First of all Mani, blasted the first 30, then Joey Desormeaux and Tom Wyatt batted beautifully to the end. Top class cricket. Job done perfectly. As ever this was followed up by another long night in the bar. Hard work, this enjoying yourself.

And so we came to Sunday. Just another quiet day at the Club. The first Test was building to a climax, the U11's playing in the Cheshire Cup, a Christening for about 100 people, the defence of our trophy against the team who had walloped us the day before and Riley Pritchards 5th birthday. As we all expected the Pritchards all fitted in as though they are here everyweek. Hope to see you all soon. So as they make their way home, via a European trip as the Pritchards do. The Under 11's only went and won the Cheshire Cup, beating Elworth and Neston. Well done lads, second bit of silverware already this season. Obviously we won the Test Match, though I personally was very disappointed that the Aussie didn't walk at the end when he so blatantly hit it. What is the sport coming to? Meanwhile a wonderful game of cricket ebbed and flowed between 2 very well matched sides in the Quarter Final. Hyde got off to a flyer, then built, but were then pegged back and then lost wickets. Maybe a little below par at 215 , but, runs on the board....... Chester also started brightly, but, they too were then pegged back by the introduction of the spinners. As the run rate mounted, the tension rose. A couple more wickets, the job was getting harder, but finally the spinners were bowled out and Chester's street fighter cricketers, turned the game our way. The skipper excels in these situations and Ross is proving to be exactly what his brother called him at the start of the season, the final piece of the jigsaw puzzle. Absolutely brilliant, the lads held their nerve, and then Ross finished it spectacularly. Praise must also go to Hyde who contributed massively to a wonderful game of cricket. Macclesfield in the semi's.

Another brilliant weekend.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 8th July 2013

Well to be fair its been quite busy.

Thursday saw the 1st eleven batting machine in action against Wavertree. Ross Dixon starred but it really is a v powerful batting line up. One minor disappointment was quiet shy Mark Rowlands not performing his favourite toon. I'm sure we will knock that shyness out of him soon, and really good to have him back from his Tuetonic travails.

Friday brought the renewal of Chris and Yvonnes' vows. This was a fabulous occasion. The Dicker of Vibley presided over the formal part of the ceremony. The show included singing waiters, the Chairman and the Skipper gently poking fun at one or two people. To be fair they were very gentle. It was fantastic meeting up with old chums, the Pritchards, the Foleys, the Birchalls and many, many more. And then there was the brother who rose like Lazarus to be involved in everything. The weather was perfect, the Marquee fabulous and everything about the day was just right. The whole event was also given a degree of poignancy as guests were invited to donate to charities that have supported John This and Matty and Sarah. Massive thanks to Chris and Yvonne for creating a fantastic day for everyone.

The good weather continued on Saturday and again our teams had mixed results. The 1st team completely dismembered Alderley Edge to retain their position at the top of the table. As one of their players said on returning to Alderley, they didn't even come third. The seconds enjoyed a wonderful game of cricket in an idyllic location at Alderley Edge. When their 9th wicket went down they still needed 12 to win. Much to the delight of a packed Pavilion, they scratched home. Brilliant game of cricket. The thirds were also involved in a sensational match. Treeny and Bob Knight put on 100 for the 9th wicket, but fell 2 runs short. Great effort chaps. The 4ths had the best of their match but couldn't quite force the win.

Then it was just the little matter of the Club Ball. Again a fabulous night was had by all in the Marquee.

Sunday brought a win for the Crossbatters. Plus another success in the Tent when guests were entertained by Neville Southall, Kevin Sheedy, Joey Jones and Jimmy Case.

Tonight we will be entertained by ex Aussie fast bowler Jeff Thomson.

At this point it should be mentioned that these events have been co ordinated, organised, served and cooked by Phil Dougherty and his very hard working staff. They have performed fantastically well. I'm sure you all appreciate their efforts.

As the good weather continues, their will be ( as ever) loads of cricket at the club.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 1st July 2013

For the first time in ages and due to the weather we had 2 quiet nights last week. Bad weather also caused the cancellation of Junior Cricket and the 1st team cup game on Friday, but it had no effect on Paula's birthday bash. The party was on, and for the first time ever ( when a DJ was involved ) we had a night of great music, fun and frivolity.

Cricket returned the next day when the 1st team convincingly dismantled Oxton to go top of the league. Before anyone gets carried away, let’s remember this is only half way. At this point in last year’s Championship the Boro and Leicester seemed certs for the Premiership. Long way to go chaps. Well done so far. The 2nds also had another outstanding win. The 3rds didn't do so well while the 4ths once again enjoyed a splendid match. It was interesting to note that on Saturday night whilst the adults celebrated those performances a group of kids then went and played football until it got dark. Those kids had played significant parts in all the teams performances ( nearly 20 wickets ) between them and yet still with energy to burn. Brilliant. There does seem to be a really lovely vibe about the place at the moment. Long may it continue. Despite the return of the captain's dreadful music.

On Sunday the ladies thrashed Bolton, and on the other pitch the Crossbatters enjoyed a friendly with Kingsley. It featured lots of Dads and Lads and as ever in a game engineered by Christopher went to the last over. Strangely, and how times have changed, everyone had a go except the Captain, who didn't bat and yet fielded the full 40 overs. Time was, when this was the exact opposite of the perfect day. Funny old world. Well done skipper.

And on to another week at the club, that will bring the return of a few old Aussie chums ( be gentle with them, don't mention the Test team, much) , over 40's, 1st team 20/20, Chris and Yvonnes' bash, The Ball, Jimmy Case, Joey Jones, Kevin Sheedy, Neville Southall and Jeff Thomson.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 24th June 2013

As mid summer approached we continue to be busy at the club.

On Wednesday we hosted a MBNA staff fun day where they 'bonded', played games and had a barbecue.Got to be better than working. Wednesday also brought victory at last for the Over 40's when they massacred Tattenhall by 1 run.

Thursday brought the return of the lovely Royal Engineers with an evening of coq au vin, dancing, tombola and competitive bingo. This time experience was very much to the fore as the table of Mrs Doyles pretty much won every line and full house. It's a tough school.

Junior cricket returned on a more clement evening on Friday. It also brought the Boughton Heath Junior School parents fundraiser. First of all the night was a spectacular success. Secondly everyone had a really, really fabtastic night. Thirdly, and not unconnected with the first two, it heralded the return of our friends the wonderful Kings of Wervin. The lads were in cracking form and played a long set of very varied tunes.Basically everyone danced for at least an hour. Brilliant night.Thanks lads. Bloody marvellous.

Unusually we were able to host a Christening on Sat afternoon. Whilst this was going on a very, very young second team were destroying Grappenhalls 2nd team. A team that featured ( playing prominent parts) 2 twelve year olds, a 15 year old opening bowler, a 16 year old opening bowler, and of course our senior spinner ( the 14 year old ) thrashed a team that were second in the league by 9 wickets. This was an extraordinary achievement. Well done to skipper Dan Riley ( small matter of 5 wickets ) and Robert Hubert Evans ( small matter of 68 runs ) in the way they engineered this performance. And, things only got better, the 1st team won ( the Dixon brothers did quite well, again ), the 3rd team convincingly knocked off over 200 and the 4th team in a special Dads and Lads performance couldn't quite force victory, but finished well on top. This was very close to a clean sweep. This would have been due reward to the captains that are putting in so much at the moment as a combination of injury and unavailability bites hard into our resources. Keep going everyone, things really are getting better. Now where's my backing band , I feel another song coming on......
There was no need for a band on Saturday night as we had the thrill of success coursing through our veins and of course Jonty Hedgecoes magic straw game. Of course only Jon knows the rules, but any game that has Linda Killoran drinking Blue WKD with sherry chasers can only be deemed a major success.

So, after another quiet night in the bar our 3 County stars were primed to perform against Wiltshire at the club on Sunday. Their preparation has so far appeared perfect with Warren striking a peerless century, Lee 57 not out overnight and Jack coiled to strike, we can only truly admire the way these lads prepare themselves for the big occasion. Let’s all give them support, see you at the Club.

Barmans Corner - 17th June 2013

Thursday, situation normal returned as the Bridge Inn much vaunted and very much in form Plan A worked perfectly. Obviously, there is no Plan B.

Friday was dreadful as Junior cricket was washed out by the weather. Sods Law dictated that we didn't have a function, though the night was enlivened by the football lads having a few scoops and playing pool. Is there anyone in the club who can beat Jack Delgado at pool?

The weather improved and the club provided a spectacular backdrop to 2 magnificent games of cricket. The first team lost their top of the table clash to Neston in a hard fought and well contested match to a packed clubhouse that contained many of our old friends from Neston. I'm sure the return match will be equally well contested and just as crucial. If that was a brilliant game of cricket then what happened in the 4th team game was to use the modern terminology 'quite unbelievable '. Yes, there had been an incident earlier on in the game but this was put to one side as 12 year old Sam Munroe and Lawrie Peet scored the winning runs in a perfectly controlled last wicket partnership. The tension in the pavilion was bursting and yet our 2 heroes batted so sensibly to secure victory. The attitude of the opposition cannot be commended high enough as, despite being beaten, they seemed to accept they had taken part in a quite wonderful game of cricket. In the end as old Jamie Brown used to say 'cricket was the winner’. The 3rds also enjoyed a spectacular win at Oxton, with young Ian Thistlewood getting out when the scores were level for 113. It should also be noted that 2nd teams batting collapsed dreadfully on a great batting pitch at Neston. The bowlers did well but you can't defend 115 at Neston. Saturday night, the club was busy and there are unconfirmed rumours of a rave breaking out in the Evans’ Garage.

On Sunday the ladies comfortably beat Stockport Trinity and the first team successfully defended the Cheshire Cup by winning the show. Despite some good performances by a particularly young bowling attack the show was easily stolen by Ryen.(as usual ).

As usual loads going on this week, Harry K playing for Derbyshire 2nds, MBNA fun day, over 40's, Royal Engineers , Live music at a fundraiser, a Christening and then 3 days of Minor Counties Cricket as Cheshire take on Wiltshire; a match that will feature 3 players from our club Warren, Lee and Jack. Come down and support them. They all put a lot in, so come and support them on their big day.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 12th June 2013

Brilliant week at the club.

Thursday 1st team knocked off 116 in 10 overs in front of an appreciative audience. Friday they knocked off 116 in ten overs in front of an even larger audience. Well done lads.

Friday was also Kizza's 21st.With tales of various success in Hamburg the lads were in pretty relaxed and mellow mood.To be fair the music wasn't that bad either.

Saturday brought a couple of wins for our home sides.The 1st team , third in three days. The 2nds and 4ths came second on a lovely day for cricket. With an early finish and a number of our superstars representing their counties, the night was also pleasant and chilled rather than the frenzy of the last few weeks. I'm sure things will revert to mayhem again.

Congratulations to the under 9's who brought back the first trophy of the season when they tied with Malpas. Brilliant lads, well done.

Again the weather was perfect on Sunday. We had cricket on the front pitch from 10•00am until 8•00pm. While on the bottom and in the club we had the Junior football presentations. Medals,sun,cider,cross bar challenges,lager,burgers, hot dogs,coca cola, 5-a-side,lovely people more cider, lager etc,etc,etc led to a perfect afternoon for many. Well done to all the coaches and managers that all give so much to ensure that youngsters enjoy sport.

Another busy week ahead that will include a clash between Cheshire and Yorkshire on Wednesday and a top of the table clash with Neston.

There's only one Jack Williams, one Jack Williams etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 3rd June 2013

Yet another busy week at the club. Christening, funeral and a 50th birthday among the functions this week. Pretty much got most of life covered there.

Football lads came in on Wed night, to distribute kit and meet before there 4 o'clock flight to Hamburg the next morning. Can't believe they all will have made it. Definitely can't imagine them all making it back. Suspect very messy indeed.

Friday as usual was junior cricket. Numbers slightly down this week as party people came early and were many. As usual it all worked out and a good time was had by all.

Saturday was brilliant. Great win for the 2nd team at home where a packed balcony saluted stand-in skipper Bobby Evans's classy and match winning 130 not out to defeat Macclesfield.The 4ths again competed well but didn't score enough runs.The 1st team magnificently knocked off 270 at Macc, whilst perhaps the best win of the day was the 3rd team at Upton who had won every game they had played up to that point. Brilliant performance chaps. Once again the night bounced to the bizarre collection of noise on the captains I - pod thingy.

Sunday, brought a continuation of the good weather and the first defence of our Cheshire Cup.With various people away representing either Cheshire or Lancashire the accent was on youth. So the bowling was opened by 15 year old Ryan and 46 year old Seamus. Later on we had 14 year old Shane ( 3 wickets ) and senior bowler 15 year old Harry ( 2 wickets ) ripping apart the opposition. For the older generation , there was the wonderful sight of a West Indian fast bowler amongst the opposition. The guy oosed West Indianism. Lovely rhythmic run up, good action, wrist bands, a complete lack of knowledge of where the stumps were situated and I'd forgotten how long it takes for this 'type' to bowl an over. However, pure theatre. Awwww I've quite missed his type.

Next week will be busy, busy, busy.Sunday football presentations. Cricket every night, including 1st team cup games on Thursday and Friday. Come down and have a meal on Thursday night while the match is on. Friday will be huge. Junior cricket plus cup match plus Kizza's 21st. It's all going on at the club.

There's only one Bobby Evans,one Bobby Evans etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 28th May 2013

Another weekend packed with different events. Again junior cricket proved popular, it would be nice if the weather improved though. Friday nights ' event was really good. Andrew Huddart ( son of Glen and Lindsay ) was aiming to raise money for a trip to Kenya where he is to help make water cleaner for the locals. Something we take for granted in our world and yet so potentially deadly serious if in this fast paced modern world, your village has no access to the most basic of commodities, clean water. Through a combination of auction prizes and promises, through a raffle, through a game of bingo, an impossible task with a lemon and a game of skittles, the Huddarts made the night a fantastic success. Well done to the Webbers' and the Fishers' who managed to compete against each other all night, even pushing up the prices in the auctioned items. Well done to everyone for coming and contributing to such a worthwhile cause. Well done AJ. Do come back and tell us all about it.

Saturday brought a change in the weather and two good wins for the first and second team. The 3rds went down due to not scoring enough runs. The night just seemed pretty messy as the lads insisted on celebrating with the captains appalling 'music' (for want of another word ).

The good weather continued on Sunday, the Cup Match that was due has been moved to next Sunday, your support will be very welcome. Therefore there was plenty of room for the family Holy Communion celebration in the Clubhouse. Really nice family occasion that all enjoyed.

So on to the new week, cricket every night, a birthday bash , Cup and League matches.

Its' all on at the Club.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 20th May 2013

As we all know, sport, like life itself, has its many 'ups' and 'downs'. After last weeks near clean sweep for our sides we experienced the other emotions this week. First of all the 2nd team were humbled by Warrington on Thursday evening. But even this was balanced by the return of the lovely Royal Engineers Vets. After haddock and chips they enjoyed a night of dancing, tombola and competitive bingo. Sadly Liz, Dave and Linda are someway short of the standard in order to compete in the bingo. More application, perspiration and concentration are required from all three. I can report I was able to pick-up a cheeky little £5 note for a bottom line in the fourth game.

Saturday's weather wasn't quite as bad as forecast and the matches went ahead. The 2nd team completely out played Urmston but couldn't force the win. The highlight of which was Jim Gillsons quite delightful century. The 3rds fought competitively but went down to Neston. The fourths again played well but went down to Upton, though again juniors continued to impress. The 1st team lost for the first time this season. And yet despite hurting, made a spectacular late night return to the club for one of those sessions that no one saw coming and everyone enjoyed. Obviously Jamie, Jonty, Lee , Seamus and Warren were well to the fore, though I must confess I don't understand this young person’s music. Good effort lads.

Sunday morning brought more wins for the junior cricket sides. But again this was counter-balanced by two defeats in cup finals for two of our junior football sides. Certainly, in the game that I saw, the under 16's played well and had the chances to win. Well done to all the lads who took part. Harry Killoran is pictured right scoring at the Deva Stadium.

Again, busy, busy, busy. That's sport. That's life. We all have our Ups and Downs. Let's see what this next week brings.

Enjoy your sport.

Enjoy your club.

Enjoy life.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 14th May 2013

Thursday night brought The Bridge Inn's first league victory offer the season against Oakmere. The contest was notable for the little known application of the Oakmere and District rule, that the batsman is not allowed to move once the bowler has started his run up. The Oakmere skipper was prepared to bring his boys off the pitch if this 'fantasy' rule was broken. Fortunately Mani stayed where he was and won the game for The Bridge, after the much vaunted Plan A had gone badly wrong.

The following night we had the junior practice and a works party that all went well.

Saturday was a good day;
First team won.
Second team won.
Fourth team won.
Thirds drove to Macclesfield and drove back without a ball being bowled, which in my book was a good result. The bar was busy with celebration, the Delgado brothers took money from Lee and Nat on the Pool Table. Furthermore the Ladies beat Appleton on Sunday. Top weekend.

Sundays Christening was small and fitted in nicely on an unusually quiet day.

Please study the above picture carefully. This man is very, very dangerous. If you see him around the club take extreme care and contact the appropriate authority.

This week promises to be a busy one. Matches everyday of the week. The Royal Engineers on Thursday. League matches on Saturday, Crossbatters and Ladies on Sunday. It's all going on at the Club.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 6th May 2013

Another busy weekend at the club began on Thursday night with the Ladies Big Style Night organised by Gil Lightfoot. 120 ladies packed themselves into the Club where you buy jewellery, cakes and even a massage. We learned about the application of make-up from the Debenhams girls and 'style' from a stylish lady. Through a combination of the entrance fee and the raffle over £1000 was raised for Cancer Research. Absolutely brilliant, well done Gil, your girls, Sally App and everyone else who worked so hard to achieve this success. Take a bow ladies.

Friday brought the ever expanding Junior Cricket night. The Club is great on nights like these with seemingly hundreds of youngsters enjoying sport outside whilst parents relax with a drink in the Club.Next week we have a works party after the cricket and I'm sure we will fit them in as usual. Thanks for your co-operation and understanding in these situations, I'm sure you all can understand that these parties are important in raising necessary monies for the development of our club.

On Sat the 2nd team couldn't quite force victory over their counterparts from Nantwich. The 4ths played competitively in a tight match.The good news came from Nantwich where the 1st team gained their first win of the season with a good all-round team performance. The 3rd team were under the cosh for much of their match but still fought hard for the draw.

Sunday was the busiest day of the weekend, with The Derby, ManU v Chelski, a Christening and the Nomads Under 15's bringing back the Cheshire Cup after beating Waverton in the final. Well done lads, brilliant effort.We do like a bit of silverware.

Overheard discussion of the week - "What is the largest animal that a human could beat in a fight?" I look forward to your answers, there is a very suprising leader in this catagory at the moment.

As ever, busy, busy,busy.

There's always something on at the Club.

See you there.

Mr T

Barmans Corner - 30th April 2013

Things have been busy at the club. Whilst I was away we had the busiest week of the year so far. Events included Barry Fosters surprise birthday party, the start of cricket season, first team football, Soggy's birthday, cricket presentations and the introduction of a new cider. First of all many thanks to Liz,Sam,Claudia,Helen and Steve who I know worked very hard to keep you lot supplied. Still the best team in the club.

Our lovely masseuse Nicole has now finished her training hours and is available at very good rates for those athletes in need.Like her predecessor Ali she has collected together monies £125 that were given to her. She has then had this doubled by her employers MBNA, and then donated all of it to Nightingale Hospice. Nicole, thank you, that is a wonderful gesture. You're very kind.

Friday brought ex Liverpool legend Alan Kennedy to the club. He spoke for the best part of an hour and was extremely self deprecating. Alan who has scored the winning goal in 2 European Cup Finals came across as a true gent. Thanks Alan. Perhaps the antidote to Mr. Windass.

This last week has provided a sensational beginning to the cricket season with our own JC performing a miracle. Junior cricket has started and numbers are good and so far no rain. The cricket teams have started with mixed results, plenty of time for improvement. The football lads are still going and have a final home match on Wednesday.

Thursday brings a ladies style night with all sorts of attractions ( and Liz's birthday,22 I think ).

The weekend brings cricket all the way.

So, hope to see you all down their soon.

Mr T

2012 Presentation Evening

The presentation evening to celebrate the successes of last year will take place this Thursday, 18th April, in the clubhouse from 7.30pm onwards.

Awards will be given for 1XI, Ladies, 2X1, 3X1, 4X1, o40s best batsman, bowler and a special captains award. The Ron Fleet award for club-person of the year will also be presented.

Food will be available, along with a large amount of ale!

See you there!

Barmans Corner - 15th April 2013

A really good week started with the first team comprehensively beating Blacon 4-1 and then following that up with another very comfortable 2-0 victory over other local rivals from Christleton. The game finished in the dark, I don't think anyone saw Tabs missed penalty in the last minute. Got away with that one then............

Saturday brought the return of cricket to the club with a well contested friendly with Leeds Uni. This was also a great way to introduce our new player this season, Ross Dixon.With a foot in either camp it was a special way to celebrate his Nan's 75th birthday, who really through herself into the nights party, karaoke et al. The Leeds lads seemed to thoroughly enjoy her party and celebrated further by cramming themselves into the flat next door and sleeping with big brother Lee. Funny old world.

Sunday was the annual champagne reception and skipper Stephen Ogilby pocketing the top prize of £600 was very well received. Fantastic to see whole generations of Thistlewoods. Grandpa John, despite his recent travails, was in great form, whilst young Edward John made his debut and seemed to have his eye on Dad's Guinness. We hosted Tattenhall on Sunday afternoon and although most people had chance to blow away early season cobwebs, we were well outplayed by our local rivals. Good to leave room for improvement, don't want to peak to early.Nuff said.

Again our football team has home matches on Wednesday and Friday and all support will be welcome.

Saturday is the start of the cricket season proper. Good luck to all sides.

See you there,

Phil Thomas

April Events

Barmans Corner - 8th April 2013

Last Friday we held our first wine tasting night, again organised in the main by Jayne Piggott. Dave Barter from local company DB Wines educated us on the topic. Our 3 highly trained wine waiters Dave Bryce, Manny and Smudge efficiently attended to the wants and needs of our clientele. In the main this was club people using the club to have a nice night out. To be fair because Dave Barter sold some wine, he waived his fee so that we also made a bit of money. I'm not sure Pete Clarke got the hang of the evening as he followed his Chateau de Thwaites Original with Sambuca chasers but I'm sure he enjoyed them. Strange how we didn't see him the next day. Must have had a bad cracker.

Saturday morning brought another first with our first attempt at Cricket Force. A big well done and thank you to everyone who came down and painted, stained and lifted everything that needed painting, staining and lifting. Special thanks to Mrs Dixon and Natalie ( come on , who else thought they were sisters ) and Linda K for providing the tea and butties. Also brilliant to see the Nat West folk getting involved. Big thanks to everyone.

In the afternoon the 2nds drew 1-1 with South Liverpool whilst Richie Barnes's men recorded yet another victory. Great 0-2 away win for the first team at Vauxhalls. This is a big week for the club with local derbies against Blacon tonight and Christleton on Wednesday. Come on down your support will be most welcome. Also £2 per pint tonight whilst the Man U v Man C match is on, until the first goal is scored. Then £2•50 per pint until the second goal is scored. Sunday brought a few Evertonians down for their draw with Spurs and we also had a lovely 4 year olds birthday party. Once again as ever a varied weekend. Always something different at the club.

This week brings the sponsored cycle ride, the derbies with Blacon and Christleton, Junior Cricket signing on, the first cricket friendlies on Sat and Sun and the return of the lovely coffee machine.

Always something different at the club.

See you there,

Phil Thomas

Barmans Corner - 2nd April 2013

Thursday night was a very special night. We don't do eighteenths usually but Thursday was different. Thursday was Anna Apollonios' birthday. We'd had this day booked for sometime. Annas' Mam and her Auntie ( Sal & Liz ) dressed the room in the afternoon. By the time 7•00pm came the room was starting to fill. Aunties, uncles, distant rellies, friends and family and of course the star of our show, the lovely Anna. There was a buzz about the room and our girl didn't stop smiling. The room filled. A picture here and a picture there. Smile. Flash. Another smile. Everybody ate and then Marco spoke. There wasn't a dry eye in the house as Marco explained how hard it had been for the family since we lost Mike. Beautiful, eloquent and so very honest. Marco, I don't know how you do it. To be able to speak to 140 people so naturally is a wonderful talent. You'll be fine. Stevie Mann just asked how do you follow that, and then he did, again with complete honesty. Savvi did the same and once again we felt huge respect for all the family who are still grieving so very much. But all the way through the smile on our young girls face was there. Then some old bloke got up, presented her with her first drink in the clubhouse, gave her a card and tried to embarrass our girl with a serenade, but she still kept smiling. Then the dancing began. All night long. Happy birthday Anna.

Good Friday was Dave Killorans family quiz. We started to get a little nervous when people (who we didn't know) started arriving at 6•30 for the 7•30 start, so they could get a decent seat. We had to bring the plastic bucket seats in from outside to accommodate everyone, but we did. Once again, the quiz was an outstanding success. Once again everyone enjoyed it. And once again it ended in a tie as it was decided by Daves' unique method. Come on down, there's always something going on at the club.

Sat morning the first team had a photoshoot. Then Marks & Spencers played the HSBC in a friendly to raise money for Macmillan Nurses. Then the first team narrowly lost to a dodgy goal and a ridiculous dive that the ref bought. The 2nds lost as well, the only bright spot being the 5ths 8-0 win. The only bright spot apart from the 3rds win that is, ahem, sorry chaps.

Sat night was quiet with people tired from previous exertions, just chillin' and having a beer.

Sunday brought the girls from Party Dance. This was there biggest and most successful so far. Well done girls, we will see you later in the year.

Happy Easter.

And to all of you that were there, Smile for me.

Phil Thomas

Barmans Corner - 25th March 2013

Friday brought the Nomads annual hotpot, as organised by the one and only Malcolm Tice. Special thanks to Steve Smith and Powelly(nearly recovered from the previous Sat night) for helping set up the room. Hughie Curtis was magnificent as MC as he gently took the rise out of man mountain Chris Camden for 30 minutes in front of 120 people.To be fair to Chris he played along and came out with footballing stories in days of yore. Next was the indefatigable, enigmatic and downright mad Coppack. As ever he set the place alight. The food had been good, the camraderie even better and the beer flowed. The presentation of the joint Nomad of the year ( Savvi and Jayne Piggott ) was done sensitively. The mood in the room was buoyant. A splendid time was being had by all.

And then.

And then.

And then, the guest speaker got up and gave us 15 mins on depression. So , we learned that his father had died, we learned of his drink issues, we learned of his gambling problems, we learned he was divorced and we learned he had considered taking his own life. All this, whilst inserting 3 swear words into every sentence. I'm not sure that this was the kind of entertainment we thought we had booked. You never know when you book these people. I'm sure we will all remember the occasion,as it slips into distant memory, I wish the story that involved Mark Crossley would slip out of memory quickly.

Spectacular.

Saturday and Sunday, with all fixtures being cancelled were very quiet.

See you all next week.

Happy Easter

Phil Thomas

Barmans Corner - 18th March 2013

On Friday we played host to the wonderful Royal Engineers who hope to have further social occasions at the clubhouse. Dancing, bingo, tombola and a wonderful stew made for a really nice evening.Prizes in the tombola included ginger biscuits, 2 cans of Mackeson, shampoo and a tray of 4 pears. Although Liz and I did manage a couple of prizes in the tombola we couldn't compete in the bingo where experience really told. A table of Mrs Doyles scooped most of the money. This was a table of cold hearted, professional bingo stalwarts. No chance for us youngsters. The Don provided a bit of youthful totty for these ladies and Liz was knocked back by a 78 year old.

Saturday brought some dramatic football at the club with the first getting a last minute equaliser and the 2nds losing on penalties in a cup semi.

Saturday night was wonderful. Powelly's 40th was fun, fun fun all the way. Fair to say Mark was very very happy and smiley at the end of the night. Thanks to everyone for such a truly lovely night.Take a bow the Powell family.

This Friday brings Dean Windass to the Nomads hot pot. As ever it will be fun. See you there.

Phil Thomas

Barmans Corner - 11th March 2013

I suppose it was time we had one. Quiet week at the club, that is.

First team played really, really well and due to the nature of sport were dumped on 0-3. Sometimes happens like that.

Next week, back to usual. The Royal Engineers Veterans have a 'do' on Friday and Mark Powell has his 55th birthday party on Saturday.

Congrats to Dave Killoran who was 60 last weekend.

See you all soon.

Phil Thomas

Nomads Hot Pot

Quiz - 29th March 2013

Barmans Corner - 5th March 2013

Midweek League Cricket, Ticey's taxi drivers, Bridge Inn Cricket and Poker get-togethers an Everton match , all meant that the bar ticked over nicely during the week.

Friday was quiet, but Saturday rocked. Kizza and Mossy both returned to the first team after being sensationally dropped the previous week.Both played their part in a fantastic 2-2 draw with a very good Heswall side. Later on the engagement party that night was v busy, fun and smiley.

The good weather on the next day brought out all kinds of waifs and strays who don't always pop in on a Sunday. Nice to see you guys. Big respect to the Nantwich crew. Good performance.

Very unusual this weekend. No function on either Sat or Sun - Come and make it your own!

See you all soon.

Phil Thomas

Important Dates

The new season is approaching quickly, and below are some important dates for your diary -

Saturday 6th April 2013 - Natwest Cricket Force Day. Come down and help the ground staff get the club ready for the new season. Contact Lee Dixon for details.

Sunday 14th April 2013 - Sponsored walk from Ring-o-bells Christleton to CBHCC from 10am. Speak to Jim Gillson for information and sponsorship opportunities.

Sunday 14th April 2013 - Champagne Reception. Following on from the sponsored walk. A mixed 1st/2nd XI will also be taking on Tattenhall at Filkins Lane.

Thursday 18th April 2013 - Presentation Evening for last season.

See you there.

CBHCC

4th XI get together

The 4th XI will be having a night out next Thursday (7th March 2013), meeting at 7.30pm in the club.

All the best, see you there.

Phill Evans

Barmans Corner - 25th Feb 2013

Friday night was fantastic! Beth and Mark's wedding night. Great group of people who went for it. ( We are very good at weddings ). Highlight of the night was when the father of the bride got his guitar out and played and sang with The Fakes. Dad was brilliant. He had a rocky, bluesy voice and really belted it out. The icing on the cake were the backing singers, Dad's 4 daughters. Absolutely special. Good people having a great time. Meanwhile at the back of the room The Fakes groupie, Don, was grooving along. The band played for the best part of 2•5 hrs and were better than ever.

Saturday saw the 2nds beat Bebbington and the 6ths draw 0-0. There aren't many 6th team games that end up 0-0. Top quality goalkeeping by ex first team captain Mark Donnelly ( on loan from Boston ) and Shonner ensured the shut out. Next week we have a Friday free so come on down, bring some music and we'll have a good time.

All the best, see you soon.

Phil Thomas

Barmans Corner - 18th Feb 2013

Best and biggest night of the year so far on Sat.

After the disappointment of the first team's defeat to an expensively assembled West Kirby, ( the 2nds won at Hale) and a relatively quiet evening session in the club,the Comedy Night, organised by Jane Piggott was an outstanding success. Great to see so many people having a great night. Many, many thanks to Mark Hollowood, long term Nomad, Junior coach and professional entertainer. His gig for Saturday night was cancelled at 4•00pm. He did what any good Nomad would do and contacted Jane to tell her he would play at the club at the Comedy Night. He turned a good night into a great night.Less disco, more live entertainment.His guitar on his version of 'Another brick in the wall' was spectacular. Thanks Mark. Next up was Karl Rosedale, one of our Juniors Dad, who because he had done 3 mins at The Comedy Club, was press ganged into this. Well done Karl. Chubby Brown popped in during his act, but went out without having a drink cos he was a bit too much for him. Come on Chubby he was only having a laugh. Next up Jed Stone. Nice guy. Enthusiastic guy. Funny guy. We like Jed. Brilliant fun. Everyone just laughed for an hour. Real talent. Karlo's Disco finished off the night. Thanks to everyone for making it such a special night.

Sunday was filled with Junior football and a 1 year olds party.

Next Friday we have The Fakes playing at Beth and Marks wedding celebration and more football and more music.

As usual, it's all on at the Club.

Get involved.

Phil Thomas

Jack McKenzie - Battle of the Bands - 1st March 2013 (Rugby Club)

Barmans Corner - 12th Feb 2013

Paul Lampard's 40th on Friday night was fun and v lively. A good night was had by all. Great to see the Appo family dominating the dancefloor again.

All football was cancelled at the club. But 1st team got beat at Christleton in the Cup. Great to see Caddy snr. in fine form in the club in the evening.

There is a City Community Forum on Tuesday when you can ask your local Councillor anything you want. Obviously Man U v Real Madrid will be on on Wednesday.

Barmans Corner - 5th Feb 2013

Fantastic weekend at the club, Di Tottys birthday party was fun, loads of friendly people and wonderful food.

The football returned to the club, the 2nd team beat the 'scousers' from Christleton, whilst on the other pitch tempers flared as the Vets fought with the 5ths. All seemed friendly in the bar after.

Saturday night was brilliant. The Kings of Wervin had had their gig cancelled at short notice by the management of The Cherry. So we were able to accommodate them, and their friends and family. The band got better and better as the night went on. Steve Coppack managed to completely forget the earlier fight he'd been trying to referee. Dalat Gulzar met a winner from the Weakest Link. Colly, Hubes and the Killers all grooved the night away. Great fun. Great night. Thanks v much to the Kings.

On Sunday Chester Schoolboys comprehensively defeated their counterparts from Crewe.

Don't be shy about asking Ticey about his spectacular ball skills as he stood in as manager for Dave Killoran as manager of the under 16's. Better still ask Charlie Tice.

We have a big party on, on Friday. Saturday, the first team are away at Christleton and would appreciate your support. No function booked for sat night, so bring some of your own music along and we'll play it.

See you all soon,
Phil.

Phil Thomas

Kings of Wervin - Saturday 2nd Feb 2013

Further event to add to this weeks plans!

Saturday night Kings of Wervin will be playing in the cricket club from 8.30pm onwards. The Kings of Wervin do punchy covers and classics from the 70's & 80's through to now.

See you there!

Phil Thomas

Barmans Corner - 29th Jan 2013

Great weekend at the club. Despite the atrocious weather on Friday night Jack Bailiff's party was a happy occaision for friends and family. Jack's collage of his own photo's of New York set to the Alicia Keyes classic was spectacular.

Again, there was no football so sat pm was quiet. But sat night was a very happy smiley night with many of the regulars at Adie Breakwells party. A good time was had by all.

Followed by Mark Williams's son party. It was great to see Mark , in his Rasta hat and dreads throwing shapes on the dancefloor and his Dad Gavin getting quietly merry.

This week we have Premiership football during the week, for those interested Liverpool are on on Wednesday.

Di Totty has a birthday party on Fri night. Football should return on Saturday afternoon and there is no function on Sat night. If you fancy it bring your own music and we'll play it on Saturday night.

On Sunday , Chester schoolboys entertain their counterparts from Crewe, so this should give us an idea of Chester football in the future.

As usual, plenty to look forward to so see you all!

Phil Thomas

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