Cellulite Home Remedy Comments

25 Comments for the Cellulite Home Remedy

MC

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:49:55 GMT

I have a massage therapist that uses a special blended oil and massage technique that I have found to do wonders. I have had amazing results in under 4 weeks.
He (is a gay guy) is based in Melbourne, Australia. So if anyone is interested in details, let me know.
The studio also sell the oils and massage mits to continue at home

tara

Adia

Sat, 29 Jun 2013 14:30:22 GMT

Ladies. Here's the recipe. It really does work! Please follow instructions carefully to ensure best results.

1. Mix 1/2 cup ground coffee, with 1/4 cup sea salt & enough olive oil to make it pasty.
2. Stir until well blended
3. Step into bath tub & apply about 1/3 of mixture on your thighs 1st.
4. Massage in circular motion & upwards
5. Get into a meditative state as you massage your thighs & chant the words 'cellulite be gone.' Do this for 5 mins.
6. Then proceed to massage 1/3 of the mixture on your buttocks.
7. Close your eyes and imagine Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Antonio Banderas or other hot stud is massaging your coffee covered buns. Do this for 5 mins.
8. Spend the next 30 mins trying to get the coffee off your skin
9. Spend another 30 mins trying to scrub the damn coffee from your bath tub. All this while trying to block out the noise of your husband, boyfriend, roommate rolling on the floor laughing at your expense.
10. Check to make sure all is thoroughly cleaned up.
11. Go cuddle with a husband/boyfriend/lover who will remind you of how beautiful you are and how much he loves you (cellulite and all).
12. Proceed to make passionate love, and try not to worry too much about whether any residual coffee grounds will stain the sheets.
13. Store the remaining 1/3rd of the mixture in a small plastic container & keep in the freezer. This is a souvenir of this day and a reminder of how often we spend time trying to fix things that are not broken.