Why do trailer park moms let their kids get really dirty and let them walk around in public bathrooms barefoot? I ran into mother of the year on my drive back home a couple days ago. Stopped to pee, and these two kids are dirty as hell walking around barefoot in a rest stop bathroom. Disgusting. Saw the mom, and just thought "Oh, that explains it."

If you are tall and strong enough a straight arm bar takedown or lateral-vascular chokehold will usually do. These are methods they teach to Law Enforcement, once you get him on the ground, pin his neck and head to the ground, you now have full control.

what kind of whips do y'all use in dat lil' town of yours on Dane's ass? Sounds like a scene out of Pulp Fiction, if the Pawn Shop was in some backwoods, with raised trucks, rusted old trailers, sawed-off shotguns and swamp people.