Displays the Department of Homeland Security threat level, in color. This was just a little CGI I wrote to make a point. Note that I do not advocate parsing XML with regular expressions, except in trivial cases like this.

And since we're on the topic, I tender an algorithm I've been working day and night on for the last 4 years which I feel is a drastic improvement to the federal government's own byzantine system for determining the current threat level. I will apply for a patent over the weekend.