03 August 2009

Terrell Owens' "Honey Nut" Cereal Sold Out Within Hours

Wheaties are no longer the "Breakfast of Champions", or, at least the Buffalo Bills. Terrell Owens' brand new breakfast cereal, "T.O.’s Honey Toasted Oats" debuts and is flying off the shelves before it even arrives.

Ty Ballou, president and CEO of the cereal's producer, PLB Sports, tells NEWSWEEK: "By next week, the initial wave—we have two truckloads—will be gone."

The "handsome face" is aiight but you can't help but wonder if another photo would sell even more boxes of Owen's, umm, "honey nut" toasted oats. AFTER THE JUMP, VH1's nude portraits of the football star. And what does T.O.’s Honey Toasted Oats' taste like? Well if it tastes anything like the way he is built ...as Tony the Tiger says, "Mmm tastes great!"

I was talking with a (presumably?) straight male buddy about divas in the NFL Of course, Braylon's name came up (now I would like a taste of Braylon's honey nuts, to be sure) but he said that TO "put the D in diva.

Not that I would turn down a taste of TOs toasted honey nuts, mind you.