Issue #5 of Wasted is out now from Alan Grant's Bad Press Ltd. Available in comic shops, newsagents and fight-pits all over the UK and online here!

You'll find all manner of brash and bawdy thrills and spills therein, including some by written by me: Omniscient Zorgo with art by Rob Miller and Zinder Surprise with Paul McCann. You'll also find me in the guise of Dr. Hemp on a couple of letters - one Kafka gag deserves another.

Thanks also to Cheryl Cole for making my malaria gag unexpectedly topical. Here's a preview!

It's normally in one of two possible places in the london forbidden planet, either where the music rags and industry/creator mags are or in that sort of sad island near the A of the A-Z where they have those strange magazines with the little toy marvel characters strapped to the front. I'll be in soon to move some copies around to the more strategic places when the hippies ain't lookin ;)