The Lurker Confessional...

Friends, Ravers, Party animals... lend me your ears,
I have sinned. I've been an avid Coachella fan for 3.5 years now, and twas only recently that I discovered the boards. Never before had I been a member of a forum. A world of knowledge, humor, and comradery had been unveiled. You all have taught me everything I know about message boards.

I made more mistakes than Tiger Woods did in his marriage. I now see the error in my ways. Today is a new day. I wanna get my PLUR on just as much as the next guy, I will dispose of my aids needlez properly, and so help me god, I will find the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt.

I open this thread to get the proverbial monkey off of my back, but also as an open forum for anyone who has disgraced the sacred boards. With dates announced I realize that we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together, so I felt it wise to turn over a new leaf.

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As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.

Originally Posted by canexplain

If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....

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Originally Posted by heart cooks brain

As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.

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Originally Posted by heart cooks brain

As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.

I like your name. Good song. From one of my favorite albums of all time.

Originally Posted by bmack86

And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

Originally Posted by Hatinisbad

I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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Originally Posted by Jremy

Friends, Ravers, Party animals... lend me your ears,
I have sinned. I've been an avid Coachella fan for 3.5 years now, and twas only recently that I discovered the boards. Never before had I been a member of a forum. A world of knowledge, humor, and comradery had been unveiled. You all have taught me everything I know about message boards.

I made more mistakes than Tiger Woods did in his marriage. I now see the error in my ways. Today is a new day. I wanna get my PLUR on just as much as the next guy, I will dispose of my aids needlez properly, and so help me god, I will find the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt.

I open this thread to get the proverbial monkey off of my back, but also as an open forum for anyone who has disgraced the sacred boards. With dates announced I realize that we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together, so I felt it wise to turn over a new leaf.

You shouldn't worry about it, this board is a carnival of carnage compared to other message boards.