Mary Poppins for hire

"Yes, I want this choice position, have a cheery disposition,rosy cheeks, no warts! Play games - all sorts.Yes, I'm kind and surely witty, very sweet and fairly pretty,I'll take you on outings and give you treats, sing songs, bring sweets.I'll never be cross or cruel, never give you castor oil or gruel.Love you as a son or daughter and never smell of barley water.I promise not to scold or dominate you, never give you cause to hate me.Please, don't hide my spectacles so I can't see, put toads in my bed or pepper in my tea.Hurry, family. Don't wait. Sincerely, Mary Poppins,,,Thanks!"*20+ years experience in childcare and education ~ resume and references available upon request*