23 Profound Teabag Choppa Bulls..t Quotes

Deepak Chopra is an Indian American author, public speaker, doctor, and philosopher.

He is one of the best-known and wealthiest figures in the “holistic-health” esoteric movement and has published more than 80 books including 22 New York Times best sellers.
Here are 23 profound Deepak Chopra bullshit quotes:

6. “Meditation makes the entire nervous system go into a field of coherence.” – Deepak Chopra

9. “So many things happen for every event, and if you try to manipulate it, it means you are struggling against the whole universe, and that’s just silly.” – Deepak Chopra

10. “Traditional science assumes, for the most part, that an objective observer independent reality exists; the universe, stars, galaxies, sun, moon and earth would still be there if no one was looking.” – Deepak Chopra

13. “I’ve worked all my life on the subject of awareness, whether it’s awareness of the body, awareness of the mind, awareness of your emotions, awareness of your relationships, or awareness of your environment. I think the key to transforming your life is to be aware of who you are.” – Deepak Chopra

16. “Karma, when properly understood, is just the mechanics through which consciousness manifests.”- – Deepak Chopra

17. “Karma is experience, and experience creates memory, and memory creates imagination and desire, and desire creates karma again. If I buy a cup of coffee, that’s karma. I now have that memory that might give me the potential desire for having cappuccino, and I walk into Starbucks, and there’s karma all over again.” – Deepak Chopra

19. “No matter how closely you examine the water, glucose, and electrolyte salts in the human brain, you can’t find the point where these molecules became conscious.” – Deepak Chopra