Date: 2012-12-11, 6:00PM EST
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high school students putting together the rocky horror picture show (shadow cast)
we need a couple more transylvanians, The Criminologist, Brad and a rocky!!!!
call or txt Brook at 419-309-1759 if interested
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High school students on stage in lingerie. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen for any adult involved in this.

Not sure how long this one will be up for but I just love it when they have a flag rant in it. Does he really think the cops are going to help him with his ad? I took out the guys name he is complaining about and the phone number of the guy whose ad it is.
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/tls/3477007154.htmlDate: 2012-12-13, 8:10PM CST
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We have produced 5 coffee table art books all involving professional photography. The first two were automotive, the next was a couples in love book, then we did two baby animals and pregnant women. Now, it's time to move onto the vagina. I am putting together an edgy/artsy/tasteful collection celebrating our natural form. Faces are bot shown. The only focus is your vagina. Possibly spreading of the lips or from behind shot. Pay, food, credit, $.

If interested, send professional or amateur shots of our below area. All types, all races needed.

-Nikha

Of course it is a natural transition to go from automotive and baby animals to vagina. Hmmm.

All Yours Photography wrote: High school students on stage in lingerie. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen for any adult involved in this.

EDIT: Look Ma! Top of the page!

Wasn't on Craigslist but a few years ago the private school my partner teaches at put on Cabaret as their annual musical - most uncomfortable hour and a bit I've ever spent - and no one batted an eyelid at the 15 and 16yo girls dressed as prostitutes in lingerie. *shakes head*

Date: 2012-10-18, 9:34AM CDT
Do you enjoy marshmallows and can handle very small amounts of human saliva? Do you take joy in making people happy? Are you flexible with your terms of employment? Are you open-minded, clean, honest, and a hard worker? Do you like dancing to techno music in your Hello Kitty pajamas?

Single employer looking for someone who will work hard at the small tasks that matter in her daily happiness.

Tasks may include:

- Hand-feeding her mini-marshmallows
- Potential graduation to hand-feeding regular-sized and flavored marshmallows
- Demonstrate constant ability to meet all targets and open goals/mouths
- Show creativity in approaches to projects (s'mores, fluffernutter)
- Maintain full stocks of office supplies (white, pastel, chocolate sauce)
- Ability to lift less than 8 oz, typically no more than .5 oz
- Employer is indifferent to whether you proscribe to the Spengler or Stantz school of marshmallow handling, but expert-level proficiency is definitely expected

Other activities may include:

- Shopping-cart races in the aisles of a mega-mart
- Pictionary, both with and without the sand timer
- Areas of creative play, potentially including incorporating other marshmallow related activities into daily activities, such as a marshmallow toss or fluffernutter-making contests
- Staying up all hours of the night talking about design ideas for kitten condos
- Bumper cars
- Following your whims and passions
- Smiling and having fun
- Don't make this weird

Experience and Benefits:

- Must be 18 years of age or older
- Must like marshmallows, or at least tolerate them without any political agenda attached
- Must like childlike innocent fun without adult-ish expectations attached
- Insurance offer does not include coverage for the health consequences of marshmallow over-consumption
- Experience making people happy a plus
- Your resume must be in Haiku form

Compensation depends on experience. No illegal activities. Nothing sexual. Benefits are endless. Background check required. No calls or recruiters, please.
Location: Austin
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I just noticed this gem on Craigslist Orange County. Coming in time for Valentines Day...you can send a fart by mail.

Here is the post.

Hello future viral video commercial star! Novelty greeting card company Fart By Mail (www.FartByMail.com) is shooting a short commercial next week in preparation for a Valentines Day add campaign. Our first add reached over 40,000 unique viewers in under 2 weeks. Have fun with a wacky company and act in a video that will get exposure.

About the Commercial:
Under 30 seconds run time in the style of old De-Beers and Calvin Klein ads. The shots will be very tasteful and stylish. You will simply have to look elegant and make seductive looks into the distance and at the camera.

Actress Requirements:
Provide own hair and makeup. Bring own wardrobe; elegant/simple single color dresses. Long hair that can be blown back in the wind. Be comfortable being part of a unique and humorous ad. Ages 18-40 welcome.

Date of shoot:
Monday January 7, 2013. Shooting will be at multiple sites in and around Irvine, we will provide transportation. Please be available for a full day from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. However, shooting should be finished by early afternoon.

Compensation:
You will receive $100 and lunch (somewhere healthy). You will also receive credit and a copy of the commercial for use in your reel.

Interested???
Please respond to this ad with your headshot and full body picture. Also, if you have acted in anything, please send a link. Please provide a phone number so we can talk further about the ad.

The CL Talent section really took a nosedive into creeper porn ads. It used to be a semi reliable alternative to MM for finding models. Now it's just loaded with $50 porn ads I doubt many girls look there anymore.

37photog wrote: The CL Talent section really took a nosedive into creeper porn ads. It used to be a semi reliable alternative to MM for finding models. Now it's just loaded with $50 porn ads I doubt many girls look there anymore.

I look on Craigslist and occasionally find something good, but it takes filtering through lots and lots of postings for porn. I just ignore anything with the heading of "open minded" or big pay or web cam modeling. I have to admit sometimes the it's good for a laugh when I see some of the crazy postings.

Last night, I dropped my tripod in a fast flowing sewer, and it got carried away into the shitty abyss. If you're an Ashbridges Bay sewage treatment plant worker, and you find a black Manfrotto 752B ball head tripod, it's mine, and I miss it.

Thanks for your time.
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