Yessss I like the tittle's but I'm a bad influence of a fairy god mother i'll spiked the drink's, pull the car around to stuff him in and speed off lol. I don't know but we'll drink to someone become's cute enough and seem's like they have enough depth for us to risk the prison time hahahaha deal?

I wish I had someone to go with a long time ago, but now it won't matter any more since I had skipped my High School Prom a long time ago. Forget about what age is displayed since it's never my real age, I'm much older than what is displayed.

I think I had someone I was interested in going with at the time but it just never came to pass. Remembered that I had all kinds of crap going on at home that I was dealing with and had to make plans to go to college and find a job at that time. Oh well, shit happens anyway. Good luck for those that are asking and are being asked to go to their school's prom.

That's the spirit. See, I like it when users also say they don't give a fuck. lol When you don't give a fuck, then no worries :-P

I'm bored as fuck to be lingering around here at GAG with the majority probably slightly over half my 'real' age. But I've been thinking about leaving after I make it to a certain amount of XP points to get one of those gift cards.

I haven't been around here at GAG that long to know who I would in theory asked to go to the prom with me. I think I'd just go by myself and you won't even know that I was there the whole time, or maybe I was the one of the security guys?

Really the only two gals I'd like to have already been asked so I will just go myself and I take it this is obviously an "adult" prom, so I'll be smoking my tobacco pipe at one of the tables, or bar if you have one.

Maybe.. I... ammmm*cat purrrrrrr* lol I'm romantic like that now drink the punch and go night night😈 everything will be okkkk after we dance to work... ohhhh gotcha I was lost for a second lol wait u throwing shade Macklin? Lol

Once I have the rejection, I have the setup for the perfect sob story to make a few girls feel bad for me and accept. Red Rain is admin and hot so easy for girls to consider me brave for asking.

When they come, I will specifically go to someone I didn't ask, namely @grace_rdz and we shall simultaneously ditch our dates in cold blood and make out right there in front of them all, it would be fucking earth shattering.

Omg OK we have a peeta member here. Did I mention I'd kill a leopard esp a snow leopard which is an early extincted and my favorite animal other than whale's? No so wtf is wrong? I could be speaking on fake silk print for all u know.. stop trying to ic a got damn fight and enjoy the fake ass prom bruh! Take the thumb out of ass and relax tf are u taking social media so serious for? Don't make me get ethnic... now drink the punch or leave the prom lol

Mmm Turn? so far its only been doggie style, we have got to change it up, im thinking reverse cowgirl, i enjoy the view you could put on. Good they will really help you stay in place, you couldn't handle me on your own ;)

@Joc4Position he's definitely still funny. comedians don't write new material every time they go on stage. besides louis ck (who's not funny), it takes years before they come up with new shit... also, the white ones? they can be both. and i'm not attracted to middle eastern girls so much as i just met her, liked her and asked her out :P

@joc4position he just passes off asshole comments as being comedy. like, it's just how much of a dick he can be. i find k hart hilarious. between his tone, jokes and style, it can be piss my pants funny. who are your top 5, btw? i got chappelle, mitch headberg, kat williams, colbert and gabriel iglasias of all people. and nope. met we met at the end of 1st semester of college... ironically she lived directly above me. became best friends. she transferred after our sophomore year. we were in nc, i'm from nj and she's from florida. took a shot and said i liked when i visited her for a football game (uf/ut) and boom.

@Joc4Position who's bernie? i'm blanking and too lazy. and no worries. they're all good comedians. i got to see him speak as my sister's commencement at virginia and the dude had everyone rolling! but that's a pretty decent list.

wanna keep a secret? for the sake of giving advice on this site, i say she isn't... but the part is true that it did take me forever and a life time to actually tell her i liked her

Dude where do you think that video I posted came from? Take a guess lol.

Oh I feel you. Hey you took one step. That first step can be the toughest. There's a few chicks I'm trying to talk to. At least one has to say yes. I gotta get another sex partner bruh. I'm not overly sexual, but I need at least someone else during the week. I got one for the weekends.

@Joc4Position sorry dude. i didn't watch it... i'm watching the warriors/hawks game and it's good as fuck! i just assumed it was the rick james skit cause i saw the couch :P

yeah. i mean being 1300 miles apart and asking her at probably the craziest times of our lives (right after her transferring) didn't help me much. but good for you, bruh! at least you got chicks in your town. all of the girls my age where i live/from are annoying (jersey trash), married, college kids (sounds great until you realize where i live) or left... not much to pick from in a town of 10,000

@op- that's for me to know and you not to find out. the most i'll give you is a small town in north jersey :P

My town small too, but I don't think it's as small as 10,000 so yeah alright. I mean it'll take time. I know this one girl who I was interested in I live many miles away, and we used to go to college together too. I don't know if we'll ever meet up again or not. Maybe once she graduates. But yeah even though my town is small it does be some hot chicks here. Surprisingly lol.

@Joc4Position yeah, pretty much everyone who grows up in my town either leaves or becomes a townie. so my town is basically made up of new york expats, townies, stupid college kids who don't know better and people who think the town is cute but then realizes how boring it really is... and who knows about that 1 girl? like i said, i'm making it work... but i'm also wouldn't mind moving to soflo too.

lol op. if you move north of jersey, you'll be in a different state. also, i'm hopefully gonna be moving soon anyways... probably far away :P

I'm bad at direction's... unless those direction's are in private! lmao I'm jkjk nah i just like to joke that way buddy. it's funny all cotton web's here. thats why you're going to help me with tommy boy

yeah noooo lol if funny u mean by... the person creating this trash finding it humorous in some shape or form... being a pompous ass and only making a fool of himself for being so unworldly ill mannered towards white's and black's than... yes it is surely funny!!! don't you agree? but I'm not offended just don't find why this was meant to be watched lol

well, that took a turn... anyways, i'd like to think the fact it's got 200k+ views and 1200 up votes to less than 100 down votes would support my idea that a lot of people find it funny... also, you obviously didn't get to the phone scene... also, there's like 4 or 5 of them :P

@Joc4Position dafuq lol well i'll pass since i can't chew the creator up and scare him to death with my angry vagina since he is stupid for making it... that made no sense but i don't make sense so yeah lol yeah I'm still coming to ur house BOOOOOOO lolol @other_tommy_wiseau

@Joc4Position lmaooooooo tf i am not ugly, i am blessed with the face a renaissance artist would use as his muse, the voice of an angel, danger curves so I hope u can drive and the personality and smarts of Mae west, malcom x and Paul Mooney... get at your girl Lmao. If u likes my pic hehe you should see me in person😍😍 @other_tommy_wiseau you've been warned Lmao and yea I'm capricious AF I can never settle on something like pic's cause I'm just so fucking beautiful every pic gets jealous of the last and I must change it lol

Fine ur univited Lmao mwahahahha why do u and I always have beef? i told u the first time lol, u can't sit with us *Regina George voice* but to make my beautiful god child happy... I'll let it slide this time lol @Victorianne

lol those are the guy's and u know misty has a lot of chick's sooooo... waitttt he sent u a cockshot as wellllll... oh hell nah wtf is this @mistnigqa808 no more throwing it back on u from now on... ehhh after next Thursday mf!

@Joc4Position lmao it's all good, but good luck getting in when i know the door bouncer. Nobody tell's me no and after u drink the punch it won't matter... cause everyone is black when the lights go out lmao ;-p