Geez, Just When I Thought the Poker Spam was Slowing Down

How are you today? Hope all is well. Please be informed that I have decided to contact you for a fund transfer transaction worth the sum of US$ 9,300,000.00 into your reliable Full Tilt account as the sole NEXT-OF-RAIL to the foreign deceased customer of our site (an International Billionaire French Businessman not named Cyril) who was killed with his entire family by NETTELLER-TROJAN in the shadow of the Las Vegas Sands at most 5 years ago. Since his death occured, no body have show up as his next of kin for the claim because the account is undonkable. Upon the investigation I carried out from his records, I found out that his foreign business make-up recipient who would have trace the account died earlier before the deceased. Therefore, this is a confidential and sealed deal. Even Cardrunners don't know about it.

For the success of this transaction, you should apply and act as the only existing NEXT-OF-RAIL to the deceased which our crack customer-service team will replace by 2013 the deceased account information through proper documentation in position of your own Full Tilt account. This transaction is risk-free, it will never harm your good reputation in your poker society because no one can trace the account, and on the instant of the transfer of the fund into your Full Tilt account, the chapter of this transaction will be closed entirely.

Note that in a business of this nature, the bank dont want to know your difference between the deceased country or Full Tilt avatar or Rush fondness because our avatar inheritance law is against that. So, it is a preference for us achieve this success without any problem.

Please note down that once the fund get transferred into your Full Tilt account, you will take 39% of the total sum while the rest will be for me as I will arrange myself a new clever-sounding site such as Rekop, Inc.

I need your urgent response and include your private telephone/mobile numbers/account names for easy communication and a freeroll entry. Please reply if you can be trusted in this deal.

Recent events have demonstrated to me that getting out the true and full stories of the AP and UB cheating scandals is going to entail significant legal effort, in addition to all the legwork of the past several years. Such is the nature of the beast. While I've resisted doing so for years, it's finally time to ask: Do you have some spare change to contribute to the cause? I'm going to be needing to mount both offensive and defensive legal efforts in the months ahead, and any contributions to cover these expenses are gratefully appreciated.

Who am I? A veteran writer/editor with decades of published writing credits, and at one time the Editor-in-Chief of PokerNews.com (though these days, "Tony G" is a dirty word to me). Currently continuing work on a book on the AP and UB scandals, to be published by Dimat Publishing in late 2012 or early 2013.