Monday, June 11, 2012

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Everyone's been so excited lately with the zombie globosupermegapocalypse coming this fall. So it's no wonder that a vehicle like this Hummer would appear on Kijiji Calgary. I would have assumed you'd have to add all the guns and bombs yourself, but Calgary's Calgary. Who am I to argue?

Remember Bruce Banner...remember The Incredible Hulk...well thats what happens to you when you step inside this beast of insanity. Black gamma rays practically pulse from this FOUR WHEEL DRIVE BAD BOY! I mean come on, look at it, it looks like it could smash through a building and then play chicken with a tank. All you out there that want your cake and eat it too, try this on for size. Leather seats, sunroof, nerf bars, tow package, and a Bose sound system to rock out and announce yourself to all who would commit evil. Whoever thought of the stupid Sprite commercial of "image is nothing, thirst is everything" needs to suck down a tall glass of Hummer 2 and realize IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!!!

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