AirAsia US Flights To Be Mostly Americans Fleeing Trump Presidency

SEPANG: Today AirAsia confirmed it was confident newly announced flights between the United States and Asia will be far more successful than the previously abandoned AirAsia X long-haul European services.

“Since the U.S. Federal Aviation Administration approval went public, we’ve been flooded with interest from desperate American refugees escaping Donald Trump’s Presidency.” a spokesman for the low-cost carrier confirmed.

“According to passenger research, even if flights from KL to the U.S. were empty, the flights returning back from America are guaranteed to be full of Americans escaping ‘The Donald.’ I would suggest our Malaysian passengers confirm their return tickets well in advance.”

KLIA2 immigration officials have been warned to prepare for planeloads of loud, overweight American refugees pleading for asylum.