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Hugh Hefner & His Son Celebrated Their Birthdays in Vegas!

Hugh Hefner turned 85 & his son Marston hit 21, so many congrats to them both.

Man, how cool would it be to celebrate your 21st birthday with your very own dad Hugh Hefner and all his Playboy hotties? That’s exactly what Marson Hefner enjoyed yesterday at the Palms in Vegas. He was seen riding away in a lil’ golf cart w/ Playmate Claire Sinclair. I’m prety sure a few other chicks met up back at the rendezvous point (Marston’s bed inside his “I’m Hugh Hefner’s Son” suite).

So, if you were one of Hugh Hefner’s kids, which five chicks from the photo below would you choose for your 21st birthday sex extravaganza?Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

So true, nobody likes blondes more than me but cloning all of them and forcing them to get implants is ridiculous. Look at Sarah Jean Underwood, probably the best looking Playmate in 25 years, great natural boobs and some of these bastards got her to have a boobjob... :(

Didn't the old creep bought back playboy and took it private? I don't think is trading anymore

the word "empire" is a bit stretch. PB is a publicly traded company thats never surpassed anything over 500 million. Considering how long its been up and running, how it has its hand in everything...Plus its on a steady decline since the person who owns/controls most of the company is indeed Hefner who apparently is behind in the times. He has never surpassed a personal net worth of 50 million. Which makes him a pretty shitty business man and his son a tool. That got lucky because men think with their dicks.

His horrible shitty business decisions, horrible personal net worth which is nothing to brag about is overshadowed because of his iconic Playboy persona. If it wasn't for their massive brand, satellite/cable TV shows, websites and it was just strictly the mag it would of died out in the early 00's

No idea why I typed a huge wall of text..

Not to mention the girls are so generic. They all look the same. Bleach blond silicon filled bimbos that probably have at least 3 STDs each. Without PB most of those girls thats appeared in that would still be living in the trailer park.

When did Hef become the old sea captain? He has been sporting that yacht captain's hat for a decade or so hasn't he?! I bet they put him "below decks" early in the evening so they could party their asses off on his dime!

His son has probably never had to masturbate, EVER! I mean think about it, why do all that work when you have just have one of daddy's whore do it for you. "Jerk, suck, or fuck" was a choice he's probably had since he popped his first boner. So while men jerk OFF to the Playmate of the Year, that guy jerks ON to the Playmate of the Year. This rant has been brought to you in part by Jealous Envious 21-Year Olds.com