The Amish Love Full Throttle Fury

I was just at a convenience store up the street where I saw two honest-to-Jeebus Amish fellas were loading up on Full Throttle energy drink. They bought a bunch and were downing one by the time the went out the door.

These guys weren’t just kinda Amish. They had the hats, chin beards, and other appointments that today’s young urban Amish wouldn’t be caught without. They must be carbo-loading for a big barn raising or something. It just struck me as funny.
[tags]amish, energy drink, full throttle, funny[/tags]

mister jason is a post-hardcore rock'n'roller, graphic designer, amateur chef, typography nerd, coffee connoisseur, radio guy, motorcyclist, skateboard commuter, and a reluctant adult. He lives in Portland's Old Town area with the lovely Dr. Adrienne and Rocco the Dog.Email this author | All posts by mister jason