Chuck (TV series)

Chuck (2007–2012) is an American television series, airing on NBC, about an average computer-whiz-next-door who receives an encoded e-mail from an old friend, a rogue CIA agent, which embeds the world's greatest spy secrets in his brain.

Chuck: [to Sarah] Look, I'm not accusing you of anything...today. Yesterday yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing. But I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

Chuck: My life took a little detour senior year when our old friend Bryce Larkin discovered stolen tests under my bed and was kind enough to alert administration.

Sarah: Did you steal the tests?

Chuck: I thought it was kind of implied that I'm a decent person!

Sarah: Well, we all make mistakes.

Chuck: And I've made plenty; that just wasn't one of them. But, hey, then Bryce sent me a whole database of government secrets that are now locked in my brain, keeping me in a constant state of fear, danger, and anxiety, sooo...I'd say we're even.

Morgan: Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before...To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.

Anna: Speak for yourself.

[Everyone stares at Anna]

La Ciudad: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.

Chuck: Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?

Chuck: So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be...valuable to us. So I was thinking what if we could convince her to, I don't know, like give up...some secret stuff or...

Chuck: I'm sorry, wha-me? No, no, no, no. Look as much as I wish that I could help you, I can't. I made plans with my sister. They are non-negotiable.

[everyone looks at him]

Chuck: But of course, I know that you wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for me. I want to be with my sister and you obviously really want to be with your brother. We're like one big wacky transatlantic family.

[pause]

Chuck: I owe you. I'm in.

Sarah: Okay fine, but you don't leave the van under any circumstances.

Chuck: I just need to be home by eight. If that's at all possible.

Ellie: There's no need. I figured it out. I know.

Chuck: You do?

Ellie: You haven't had a girlfriend for a long time and you're in love.

Chuck: Yeah. I am?

Ellie: But lying to me? Missing our most important day like...like you're in high school? I mean do you even know that Morgan's about to be fired?

Chuck: Ellie, I can't apologize enough. I...everything that you're saying is right. I guess that I'm just so, um, I'm so head over heals that I'm not thinking straight, you know?

Ellie: Listen, I know that this is the first big thing to happen to you in while. And you feel like your life's not going anywhere, your job's not either, and you're not Superman out there saving the day. But you're a good person and you're a good brother and you're a good friend. Don't lose that.

Chuck: I used to be cool? When, when was that? When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults. So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!

Laszlo: [pointing a gun at Chuck] I was framed! Okay? You have to believe me, I am not murderer!

Awesome: There comes a time in every man's life when he reaches, well, a crossroads. A time when he must ask himself, "Am I a tucker?"

Chuck: Something came up.

Big Mike: Is that something more important than being assistant manager? Is it more important than handing over your promotion to Tang? [He becomes distraught] Please, Chuck, is it more important than Big Mike's relaxation?!?

Chuck: Look, Big Mike, there are just some things in life that are just more important than the Buy More.

Morgan: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tang's minions, they're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant manager-ship.

Sarah: Look, I’m sorry you thought there was something between us. It’s very common in these situations to perceive a connection that isn’t there.

Chuck: Of course I get it. It’s the old story, you know, guy gets supercomputer in his brain, beautiful CIA agent is sent to protect him and then she tells him while under the spell of a truth serum she’s not interested. I get it. But for me the emotional roller coaster is a little much so I think I would rather find something a little less common, like say I don’t know, a real relationship.

Sarah: Okay, Chuck if that's what you want then I’m going to have to sell it. [Sarah starts crying]

Chuck: I know that grunt. Yeah, that's the number 7, right? Skeptical with a side of cynicism.

Casey: Just clearing my throat. Just couldn't help but notice Agent Walker's car isn't in her usual spot.

Chuck: Oh, I didn't, uh...It's weird. I didn't notice, I didn't see that at all. Fine maybe I did. So? Have you talked to Sarah lately?

Casey: Agent Walker and I don't do a lot of fraternizing off hours. Guess we'll just have to see.

Chuck: See...See What? Why? See what?

Casey: See if she's had enough of the good life with you. See if she's hightailed it to wherever your buddy Bryce is hiding himself.

Chuck: Is that, uh, is that an option?

Casey: Oh, Don't worry. I hear there's a great selection of new handlers in this year's CIA Christmas catalog.

Chuck: Are there? Thanks a lot.

Morgan: A relationship is built on trust, Chuck. Sex and trust. Am I right?

Chuck: Yeah, yeah, two big prerequisites I guess.

Anna's Father: So, Morgan, you work at Buy More.

Morgan: Yes sir, that's correct. And Anna will tell you that I got the old nose to the grind stone. Not literally, of course, because that would hurt.

Anna's Father: And is that where you see yourself in, say, five years?

Morgan: That's a tough question. I can tell you where I don't want to see myself in five years. Prison. Or under house arrest. Doing anything that involves a lot of chopping. Deep knee bends. No nudity.

Casey: Bang up job, Walker. Now I'm gonna give you one last chance to come clean. Did you or did you not compromise yourself and the Intersect?

Sarah: Do you ever just want to have a normal life? Have a family? Children?

Casey: The choice we made to protect something bigger than ourselves is the right choice. Hard as that is for you to remember sometimes.

Casey: Why's it so important to you Chuck? Why the hell do you care so much about me and Ilsa?

Chuck: I don't...I don’t know man, OK, I juse-I think it'd be nice to know that you had a life before...this. I just figure that if a guy like you can find love, no offense, Casey, then maybe there's hope for me too, maybe this spy business isn't as screwed up as I think it is.

Casey: Hmmm.

Chuck: Hmmm? That's, that's okay, you know what? If you want to go through life all emotionally constipated and alone then suit yourself. I'll let you go back to protecting the greater good you freaking robot!

Casey: I met her in a flower market. In Rome. Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

Chuck: I knew it. IT'S ALIVE!

Ilsa: My agency's tried everything to take him to trial, but his organization's air tight. Totally legit from the outside. The only way we could take him down was...

Ellie: It's just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I want it to be us, you know, taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Sarah: Completely.

Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do. I'm gonna go get us some more wine.

Casey: Relax, I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.

Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?

Casey: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage.

Chuck: [knocks down a bad guy while tied to Casey's back] How do ya like me now suckah!

Chuck: You want to go on a date some time? I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and a mission.

Sarah: Like a real date?

Chuck: Yeah.

Sarah: Chuck, I-I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.

Chuck: What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one last night of fun with me.

Sarah: ...Okay.

Sarah: What about me?

Chuck: [chuckles] You're really going to make me say it aren't you?

[Sarah smiles]

Chuck: Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way...A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a-a smart one at that. Not to mention, cool...and extremely beautiful. And-and...you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming...you know

Sarah: No, that was, uh, very...sweet.

Chuck: "Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.

Sarah: [slight chuckle] Well, you're not so bad yourself.

Chuck: [sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.

Sarah: [seriously] Yeah. You are.

Chuck: What exactly are you doing?

Colt: I'm stretching. Getting limber.

Chuck: Why are you doing that?

Colt: So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.

[Casey catches Chuck's hand after Colt drops him off of a building and swings him to safety]

Chuck: You...You...

Casey: Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.

Chuck: Look, we both know how I feel about you so I'm just going to shoot straight. Sarah, you're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. You're beautiful, you're smart, you laugh at all of my stupid jokes and have a horrible habit of constantly saving my life. The truth is, you're everything that I thought I ever wanted and more. And for the last few days all I could think about is our future together. About what it's going to be like once I finally get the Intersect out of my head; we can be together for real, no fake relationships, no covers, no lies. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that you and I can never have a future together. I fooled myself into thinking that we could but the truth is: we can't. Because even if we had a real relationship it would never really be real. I'd still never know anything about you, your real name, your home town, your first love, anything. And I want more than that. I want to be able to call you at the end of a bad day and tell you about some funny thing Morgan did and not find out I can't but I can't cause you're off be somewhere in Paraguay quelling a revolution with a fork. I'm a normal guy who wants a normal life. And as amazing as you are, Sarah Walker, we both know that you will never be normal.

Sarah: You know, someday when the Intersect is out of your head and you have the life that you always wanted, you'll forget all about me.

Sarah: Back off, Chuck! You have as much information as is pertinent to this assignment!

Chuck: So "Jenni" with an "i" or would that be-

[Sarah takes the pencil Chuck's holding]

Sarah: All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past!

[Throws the pencil at a picture of Chuck and Sarah, embedding it in Chuck's picture]

Sarah: You got that?

Chuck I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

Casey: [to Chuck after Sarah spills wine on Chuck's pants] Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap.

Chuck: Who’s going to tell Ratner about his wife?

Casey: That’s why love is for suckers.

Chuck: Where’s Sarah?

Casey: Sucker.

Mark Ratner: See, I'm just a guy who likes math, you know, and somehow I got a beautiful girl like that to fall in love with me. I have to pinch myself sometimes. It's like I'm dreaming. Aw, forget it, Agent Carmichael. I mean, how can I expect a cool guy like you to understand?

Chuck: ...No thanks...I don't need to know more, not about who you were. 'Cause as much as you don't think so, I know who you are: a girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with...Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife.

Sarah: That won't be necessary.

[Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck]

Chuck: It's the lying, yet well meaning fool who rented a Ferrari last night...

Casey: Ten bucks says she doesn't open the door for him!

Sarah: Make it twenty and you're on.

Jill: I don't want to talk to you Chuck!

Chuck: Okay, well, then I'll do all the talking. I know this may come as a shock to you but I'm here to do something totally crazy and tell you the truth. I still work at the Buy More, and, uh, I still live with my sister and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I guess I just wanted you to think that I was someone special. So, in order to accomplish that I went out and got a new suit and rented a car that I clearly have no idea how to drive because from the second I saw you again I knew that I hadn't gotten over you yet, Jill.

Jill: Really? You haven't gotten over me?

Chuck: No...

Jill: Get in here. [Casey pays up bet]

Casey: No no no, I served my country with honor Bartowski! Please...let me die with dignity!

Chuck: Excuse me. I'm sorry, General. But who in my life isn't a spy? My sister? My best friend? Should I just start asking people that when I first meet them, "Hi I'd like the extra value meal, and while we're on the topic, do you covertly work for a government espionage faction?"

Chuck: [Text message to Sarah and Casey] I also unlocked your door. Taking them to Buy More. Unleash the Casey.

Chuck: You should know I wanted to help you. I was going to let you get away. But you were about to kill Sarah and made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Jill. And I'm breaking up with you.

Chuck: I'm just too trusting. Ever since I was a kid, I really wanted to believe what everyone else told me, you know? I'm just getting used to this new job, with the spying and lying.

Sarah: Don't get used to it. What makes you special is that you're not like every other spy. You're a good guy and you want to help people. Leave the deception to me.

Chuck: I'm glad I have you.

Sarah: Yeah, we're better as a team.

Chuck: [to Ellie] And I realized that Jill, Stanford and Bryce, that's a story from my past...But my new story is you, and Sarah, and these freakin' yahoos. And sometimes it can be a really fun story.

Sarah: Oh. Wow. Thanks for the invitation Chuck but I don't do Christmas.

Chuck: I'm sorry. I think you just said "You don't do Christmas."

Sarah: Look, I would rather not get into it.

Chuck: But it's, it's Christmas. Look I'm not buying the whole Scrooge act. Okay. Underneath that spy cover is a regular person, just like the rest of us. I mean honestly, how weird could Christmas have been for you?

Sarah: Christmas at the Burton household meant the annual Salvation Army con job.

Chuck: Okay. Well, so-Okay, you're a little different than the rest of us. but Christmas at the Bartowski's means...eggnog, pj's, a fake gas fireplace and that's right, Twilight Zone marathons. I'm not taking no for an answer, Walker. So prepare to be heartwarmed.

Chuck: See I knew you could be heartwarmed. I actually, um...I have something for you. I was gonna give it to you tomorrow, but considering the circumstances I kind of want to give it to you today.

Sarah: Chuck, we're gonna get out of here. We'll be fine, I-

[Chuck pulls out a bracelet]

Sarah: promise. Wow. That's beautiful.

Chuck: It's good luck. It was my mom's charm bracelet. My dad gave it to her when Ellie was born.

[Chuck puts it on Sarah's wrist]

Sarah: Oh Chuck, I can't take this. This is something real. Something you should give to a real girlfriend.

Chuck: ...I know.

Mauser: You may have beaten me, Agent Walker. But FULCRUM's won. I know that Chuck Bartowski's the Intersect.

Sarah: Chuck's secret is safe! And you're going straight to a CIA detention facility never to be seen or heard from again.

Mauser: You go right ahead, Agent Walker. Arrest me. But say "Good-bye" to Chuck. You see I'm not like those other FULCRUM agents. They'll do whatever it takes to find me. And when they do, every FULCRUM agent we have is gonna know Chuck's the Intersect. It's going to be the end of his pathetic existence. So take me in, Agent Walker, I'm ready to go.

[Pause. Sarah lowers her weapon. Long pause. Sarah shoots Mauser]

Morgan: Let me ask you something. What do you do when you see your girlfriend do something so horrific, it gets permanently burned into your brain?

Chuck: C'mon, who are we kidding here? This is clearly my subconscious at work. On behalf of my conscious self, I'd like to apologize. I'm normally far more respectful of women, even in my dreams. It's just that anxiety and fear can, um ahem, really affect your dream life.

Sarah: And what are you afraid of?

Chuck: I watched you kill that FULCRUM agent in cold blood, Sarah. I am... I am not like you. Okay? I might have all these government secrets in my brain, but that does not make me a real spy. I, I need to tell you this in reality, not in my dream.

Sarah: Chuck...this isn't a dream.

Chuck: What is it?

Sarah: It's a nightmare!

Chuck: [Chuck wakes up screaming] That's not the way that dream was suppose to go.

Chuck: How much tranquilizer did you use?

Casey: It's a high grade at a heavy dose. Mr. Martin should be out for 12 to 24 hours.

Tyler Martin: [Starts to wake up] Jet lag is brutal.

Chuck: Rock star metabolism.

Tyler Martin: All the better for seeing you, darling. Hello [Casey tranqs him again] I feel like a daffodil.

Casey: Time for the road trip.

Chuck: Road trip? Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa where are you going?

Casey: Buy More parking lot camera has a match on the car the suspect drove this morning.

Chuck: What about Tyler here?

Casey: Hmm? Oh, check his mouth every twenty minutes. Make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue.

Chuck: Hang on a second. You're-you're gonna go and you want me to stay here and be on tongue-watch duty?

Sarah: Well, you don't have plans, do you?

Chuck: Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involved something other than fixing a computer or playing hot potato with a thermite grenade?

Casey: Yes.

Sarah: You know, Chuck, Casey is right. You could've gotten yourself killed. What exactly were you thinking?

Chuck: What was I thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking. I was thinking like I wasn't a spy. Okay. I was trying to have a little bit of fun. And I knew the second I called you two, it would all be over!

Sarah: But Chuck, you are a spy. And you should know better than to put yourself in a dangerous situation where I can't protect you!

Chuck: Is it really so wrong for me to want a night off? I was having a really good time, too, until the assassins stole my pants and tried to kill me. I've earned it. I deserve it.

[Casey shoots him with a tranquilizer dart]

Chuck: I'm losing consciousness.

[Chuck falls to floor unconscious]

Sarah: CASEY!

Casey: My ears couldn't take it. Either that or I shoot him.

Tyler Martin: I hear you're the bro to talk to to get more of those tasty tranq darts.

Casey: Philistine.

Sarah: If there is something bothering you, then please tell me. I know part of your job is to keep all these secrets in your head but you're not suppose to keep them from me.

Chuck: Yeah I know, I know...I saw you shoot that FULCRUM agent on Christmas Eve. After they took over the Buy More. And when I asked you about it...

Sarah: I lied.

Chuck: Yeah.

Sarah: Chuck, I have to protect you.

Chuck: I know that. I...I...I know that you do. You were protecting me, you were protecting all of us. He had threatened my family, my friends, and you were just doing your job. I get that but... Sarah, the guy was unarmed. And, and you just...

Sarah: I did what I had to do. He knew who you really were. Your whole family was in danger. And I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget you never asked for all of this.

Morgan: We're screwed! I mean, we're screwed now that he has nothing to live for except for work.

Jeff: Yeah, but how do we get Mrs. Big Mike to take him back?

Lester: How do you mend a broken heart?

Emmett: You mean, how do we get him laid? I'm sorry to interrupt this little meeting of the minds but you're not the only ones who find this new regime insufferable. It's obvious that our rotund leader is channeling his sexual energies into the Buy More. In my opinion your only hope...

Morgan: Is to channel him back into sex. Yeah, it's brilliant, Emmett. But where do we find Big Mike a ridiculous, out of his league hottie?

Lester: Someone to suck his...will to work out of him.

Jeff: Not at a Bennigan's Bar.

Lester: Sometimes that fruit hangs a little too low.

Emmett: Where do you meet people where you don't have to pay for sex?

Chuck: Well, gotta run. You know how it is...the old ball and chain.

Sylvia: Listen Charles, I just live right across the street. So...call me, when the honeymoon's over. I've got a chain too.

[ Chuck moves away back to Sarah]

Sarah: Well?

Chuck: No flashes, no nothing. I think our neighbors are clean. Except for that lady across the street. She's got a dirty mouth.

Chuck: Look El, I know how much you love Sarah. And I know how much you love the idea of us, and us moving forward with you and Devon, but we're not anything like you guys.

Ellie: But you guys seem so perfect.

Chuck: Yeah, I know. I guess, but being in that house with her, it was so close to being perfect. The way I had always pictured it would be. Then I realized what was wrong with that picture...And it was us. Sarah and I are never going to be anything more than we are now right now. And you know what? I'm okay with that.

Chuck: You know you say that, but I don't think you have a clue what it means. Look, Sarah, I don't have parents. I mean not really. I don't really talk about it because that's the way things are now. But it wasn't always this way. Morgan was there the first day that my mom took off. He didn't say much. Because honestly what is a fifth grader supposed to say? But we sat there and split a cherry cheesecake and played Legend of Zelda all night long. And my dad, well that's-that's a whole other story. But Morgan was there for that too. Morgan is more than just my best friend. He's my family. Before you got here, and long after you've gone, Morgan is my family.

Sarah: ...Last night we failed to learn the contents of the Triad's container. And now we don't know what kind of drugs or weapons are floating around in the city. And while I appreciate your friendship with Morgan, losing sight of that container endangers many people's best friends, not just yours, Chuck.

Sarah: I wanted to apologize. I could have been more sensitive before about your friendship with Morgan. It's just-it's difficult. I don't really have anyone in my life like that who cares about me.

Duncan: You couldn't have it more wrong. Who do you think we are? We do what needs to be done to preserve this nations rightful place in the world. Someday you'll thank us. Well, not you, you'll be dead.

General Beckman: Mr. Barker, I understand you were hurt protecting Agent Walker. I'm told you showed great courage.

Cole: Just doing my job, General. Actually, it was Chuck who showed great courage on this mission. He was also injured in the line of duty.

Casey: He got clipped by a windowsill. It's as pathetic as it sounds.

Morgan: I want to make sure that she [Anna] loves me for me and not...other things.

Chuck: [to Jeff and Lester] Excuse us. [aside to Morgan] Are you crazy? What other things could she possibly be loving you for? I mean honestly, buddy, you know that I love you, but-but you're lucky to have a girl in your life who loves you for you, even though you are in fact you.

Morgan: ...Fair.

Chuck: If you don't stop testing her, she's gonna choose to be with someone else. And then you will have realized, and unfortunately too late, that you lost the catch of a lifetime. [Chuck walks away]

Lester: Counter point. She's not the catch of a lifetime. She's a scheming tart who will harvest your organs and sell them to the highest bidder.

Chuck: Sarah, I'm not gonna move in with you...Because I can't...And you know why I can't...I'm crazy about you. And-and I always have been. But, you know, having a fake relationship, that's one thing. But living together is...I mean everyday and being around each other and-and...and that's why I can't do it. And I hope you understand.

Sarah: I do.

Chuck: Thank you.

[Starts to leave then stops]

Chuck: Oh and, uh, just so you know, I am going to get this thing out of my head, one day. I will. And when I do, I'm going to live the life I want with the girl I love. Because I'm not going to let this thing rob me of that. I won't.

Chuck: Uh, sir. They don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together, and I forbade them from packing.

Vincent: Why would you do that?

Chuck: I don't know. I just, you know-I think guns make things too easy. I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not going to shoot anyone, right?

Vincent: It would be unprofessional not to.

Chuck: What? You're coming here?

General Beckman: Hopefully I won't have to shut down Operation Bartowski because of one foolish mistake. But if FULCRUM knows who you really are, pack your bags, Chuck; you're leaving with me. Tell your family and friends...tell them nothing.

Sarah: Chuck Bartowski has risked his life for this country. But he's not a spy and he knows it.

General Beckman: He's a spy until I say he isn't.

Sarah: General, Chuck knows that Orion is out there and he is not going to sit in his room and do what we say. He...

Sarah: No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.

General Beckman: What?

Sarah: Check his room.

Casey: Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.

Chuck: General, you don't want the Intersect out of my head, do you?

General Beckman: No, I don't.

Sarah: Ma'am, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.

General Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over. Chuck, I hesitate to say this...

Chuck: Please, please hesitate.

General Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.

Casey: Oy.

Chuck: No. Listen to the man, he's right. I'm no spy.

General Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you. It's time for you to become a spy.

Chuck: I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.

Zamir: A surgeon is afraid of blood?

Chuck: I know, a little ironic, right?

Casey: Hey. Chuck, turn off the gas you idiot. You inhale too much of that stuff it'll kill you.

Chuck: We're gonna die.

[Chuck and Zamir laugh]

Chuck: We're gonna die.

Alex: [Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!

Chuck: No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?

Alex: This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.

[Starts to leave]

Sarah: Forrest, we can do this your way or we can actually save the asset.

General Beckman: Agent Walker, despite your heroism, you have directly disobeyed several orders...

Chuck: Wait, General, um, I'm sorry but, but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?

Sarah: It's okay, Chuck.

Casey: No, it's not.

[Everyone looks at Casey]

Casey: Let him finish.

Chuck: Thanks...Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that I-I think that maybe because my relationship with Sarah is so...you know, we're-we're-we're close. We care about each other. That's-that's what I'm trying to say. And-and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.

Wally Roberts: Talk about beauty and the beast, huh? You must be loaded.

[Casey feigns a laugh]

Chuck: I'm sorry. They're sending you back to prison.

Jill: Well, it's not your fault. At least I got to see my family one last time. I'm sorry I couldn't help you Chuck.

Chuck: It's okay. I'm sorry about your Uncle Bernie. I had no idea the Morgan was so lethal.

Jill: I'm glad you haven't lost your sense of humor. They changed me. Promise me that you won't let them change you.

Chuck: I'll do my best.

Jill: I liked wearing this. Even if it was just for a few hours. [takes off engagement ring] They were never gonna let me go even if we found your dad, were they? NSA, Fulcrum, CIA, they're all the same. They all lie. They're not gonna let you go either, Chuck. Watch your back.

General Beckman: It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.

Sarah: What are you saying, General?

General Beckman: I'm shutting down this project. Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all.

Casey: Operation Moron is over?

Chuck: I owe you an apology.

Sarah: Why?

Chuck: I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA was never gonna let me go, that they would always put their best interests ahead of mine...But not you. You've always looked out for me. Thank you.

Sarah: [pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.

Chuck: Why?

Sarah: Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to get you to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run.

Chuck: [Sarah has just taken him on the run] You're disobeying orders for me? You're committing treason, Sarah; you could go to jail.

Casey: Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.

Chuck: What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.

Casey: Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you were being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.

Chuck: ...Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?

Casey: I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.

Sarah: Is that a "yes"?

Casey: One condition: he stays in the car.

Sarah: Agreed.

Chuck: Done. Hey, hey the team's back together again! Group hug!

Casey: One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!

Chuck: In the car I go.

Chuck: Hey, I was wondering if you, uh, you wanted to come to my sister's rehearsal dinner?

Chuck: I was gonna get a good champagne buzz going on at my sister's wedding followed by a nice extra-long slow dance with my date. Vocationally speaking? Oh, that? No, nothing. Nothing lined up just yet.

General Beckman: How would you feel about working on the new Intersect project? Your government has been building its own Intersect. You've shown real promise. We'd like you to be an analyst. Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski.

Chuck: Uh, well then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.

Chuck: I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. All I do know is that I want you to be in it.

Chuck: No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is...Sarah Walker will you do me the honor...of taking a vacation with me?

Sarah: Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.

Bryce: The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion.

Chuck: You knew?

Bryce: That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.

Chuck: I can't believe you've known this whole time.

Bryce: He wanted to keep you out of this. But I knew you could handle the Intersect. I knew Sarah would find you. Most importantly, you deserved to know the truth about your father. He's a hero...Now let's go get your sister married.

Chuck: Yeah, Casey. Uh, I think you have dungarees that are older than Carina.

Chuck: And the decision that I made in Prague. I know what it looks like, I know that it looks like I chose being a spy over-over being with you. But that's not what happened. How I felt about you was real. Very, very real. And I know that you know how I felt about you for a long time, you know. But when Carina told me what you said, those three words that I've waited to hear for so long. Look Sarah, I know. You were probably very hurt. You're probably hurt that I didn't run away with you in Prague...Sarah, I love you.

Morgan: [to Carina] Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love to doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.

Chuck: There's gotta be a contingency plan if enemy agents infiltrate my house. Like a button you push that calls that cavalry so they can swoop in and get everyone out. Where's the button?

Lester: And now Hannah! I'd like to moisturize her feet with my saliva.

Jeff: Don't you get it? None of them matter. Chuck may try to replace her...but when he's with Sarah, the light in his eyes shines brightly.

Big Mike: [tearing up] Damn onions.

Casey: Five people in the world can make this shot, huh? Guess I'm one of them.

Hannah: [to Chuck, after he breaks up with her] Look, I have dated a lot of liars before, so I usually know how to spot them. But you...You're, like, the best I've ever seen...I hope that your lies keep you warm at night.

Casey: Because the only thing I hate more than hippie, neo-liberal fascist anarchists are the hypocrite fat-cat suits they eventually grow up to become.

Morgan: So if Sarah is your handler, does that make her your beard? In other words, like...Is your whole relationship a fake? Because, ah, buddy, that's-that's just awful.

Chuck: Why, because we never had sex?

Morgan: No, I just felt like, having to be...You never had sex with that girl? That's not...No, no, it's awful you had to pretend to be in a relationship with somebody that you clearly love.

Chuck: Sarah and I are over, you know.

Morgan: No, you're not. You're a good liar, Chuck, but you're not that good, all right? You lied to me for three years but I always knew. You loved that girl. I mean, I saw the way you looked at her. We all did. It's okay, you don't have to deny it. You tell me you don't love Sarah.

Chuck: You know what, you're right buddy. I do love Sarah. I kept telling myself that I didn't. That I wouldn't, I couldn't but I do...Morgan, you have no idea how badly I needed to get all this off my chest. Thank you.

Shaw: We'll just have to put Grimes in Witness Protection. We'll move him out of Burbank tonight after dark.

Chuck: Yeah well so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him underground.

Casey: Yeah, because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.

Shaw: It's just too dangerous. We have no reason to believe we can trust him.

Chuck: Yes, we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years that Morgan has been my best friend. And yes he has his faults,granted, but one thing he is, is loyal. And he will never betray me or my secret.

Chuck: Thank you. Look, I'm flashing, I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the intersect and I need him. So Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs which is the Burbank Buy More.

Sarah: Look, I know that you wanna be the perfect spy and I know what it means to you and what you sacrificed to get there. But, please don't lose that guy that I met three years ago. Don't give up on the things that make you great.

Chuck: I'll always be that guy.

Colonel Keller: Tonight at 2200, Lt Alex Coburn will be killed in battle, die a hero and will be given a hero's funeral. From this point on your name is John Casey. Make it a good life soldier.

Casey: [to Chuck] I made my decision between love and love of country a long time ago, and it was the right decision for me. You have to make a decision whether that's the right one for you. Walker's a good woman. It's still not too late.

Chuck: [startled] Dah. Good, what, hi. Hi, how long...How long have you been here? Or are you really here? I...I could be asleep right now. I very well could be asleep right now. I have some of the most vivid dreams sometimes.

Sarah: Chuck, you're awake. Please sit down. Your mission has started. This is how a real agent gets missions in the field.

Chuck: Boy, you surprising them in the kitchen? That must involve a lot of travel.

Casey: You're not seriously thinking that new clothes are gonna somehow make me, less me, do you?

Big Mike: What I do know, is to get your head right, you gotta get your threads right. Now get on the box and let Clarence put some new feathers on you.

Chuck: Well, ah, I guess that makes two changed men.

Casey: What, you?

Chuck: Ya...Buddy I just passed my first solo spy test last night. This is it, I'm going to the show. I-I really wanted to tell you beforehand. I'm sorry that I didn't, but you know top secret. You understand.

Casey: You took your test last night? And you passed?

Chuck: Oh yeah. With flying colors man...And I think we both know that I have you to thank for that. So, I...I wanted to give you a little something. [Gives Casey box ]

Casey: Ah. [Casey opens box to see a gun inside]

Chuck: I don't think they are going to miss it down in Castle. Do you?

Casey: You know that giving away a government issued firearm is a felony, don't you? But it was a thoughtful felony.

Chuck: Honestly, everything is coming up roses right now. I've passed my test...Ah, you are joining the world of human beings. So proud of you! Kudos for that. And Sarah has invited me for dinner tonight, alone at Union Station. So...

Casey: You sure you're completed your test?

Chuck: Yeah. Yeah, like I said, I've passed. Celebration time now.

Casey: Okay. You just be careful out there. Ready for anything.

Chuck: A good spy always is, right?

Chuck: What does all this mean? Casey. I mean technically I failed my test.

Casey: You need to understand that for Walker, Shaw and Beckmann, you passed the test. To them, you killed Perry, doing exactly what you were trained to do.

Chuck: Yeah except that I didn't do it. You did.

Casey: Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means technically under the law what happened tonight was a murder. No one can know the truth about that ever. Not even Sarah. She would be implicated too.

Chuck: But, all that means I'm not a real spy. I don't know who I am; don't know what I am.

Jeff: [Jeffster have been following Shaw's meeting with the ring] Stalkers log, Stalkee is behind a gray van, with another male, possibly for a sexual encounter. Both men are physically fit, should be lively.

Chuck: Look, I don't want to pester you, Sarah uh, or become some-some nuisance that you can't avoid. I've- I've seen Morgan go down that road far too many times to count. And since I've already given the fancy, eloquent version of this speech before, right now I'm just gonna be blunt and honest. I love you. One more time just because it feels really nice to say, I love you. I feel like I've been bottling this up forever. I love you.

Chuck: But earlier on in my...drunken haze...I realized that I hadn't asked you a...a question. A really important question that I'd like to ask you now if that's okay. Just once for the record...Sarah, do you love me?

Sarah: Chuck, I fell for you a long long time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses. So, yes. [chuckles] Yes.

Chuck: Wait, wait...What about my Red Test?

Sarah: Casey told me. He told me that he killed the mole because you couldn't do it. And it was the best news I've ever heard. It means you haven't changed. You're still Chuck...you're still my Chuck.

Chuck: So now they're in Paris, Sarah and Shaw, and Shaw, this time for real, he's working for the ring. Now I know, I know that you can't help me anymore, I-I know all that, but Sarah is gonna die without us. I can't do this alone.

Morgan: Was...Chuck was, but the man's been Buy More'd. That right. You've deluded yourself into thinking Buy More is your life. Wake up John, Okay? Because we need you to get on this plane, Chuck needs you to get on this plane. If not, that's cool. You know, find yourself on Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck and Sarah and you, Casey, you showed me that I could be so much more. I'm meant for something, to be a spy. What about you? What do you have left in the tank? What do you want to be when you grow...[Casey slams Morgan into a wall]

Dr. Leo Dreyfus: It's happening, Chuck. Disturbing as it may be, you're currently a patient in a psychiatric institution. Best come to terms with that sooner than later.

Chuck: Wow. You really know how to make a guy feel better about his situation, Doc.

Sarah: No you don't understand. He is not like other people. He is...incredibly special.

Dr. Leo Dreyfus: Especially to you, I gather.

Sarah: He needs to be okay. I-I need him to be okay. I'd like to go to the hospital tonight to talk to him. Try to figure this out. Help him somehow, you know?...Please, I love him.

Dr. Leo Dreyfus: Ever tell him that?

Sarah: Please Doctor, I am begging you.

Dr. Leo Dreyfus: You're not the only one. [John Casey appears]

Sarah: I love you. It shouldn't have taken me this long to say it but I've never felt this way. Before you the only future that I could think about was my next mission. And now all I can think about is a future with you. I love you, Chuck.

Lester: Lost your friend, did you? Can't find him 'cause he's changed so much? But you can't help but think about the days you guys used to drink together and hold each other for hours and hours just talking about even the silliest little things. Those days are no more.

[Stephen throws a knife at Chuck to prove he's the Intersect and Chuck catches it]

Chuck: [voice-over] My name is Chuck Bartowski, and if you're reading this, it means I'm already dead. I don't know what will end up killing me but I've chosen to be a spy, and there are consequences to that. It may be my emotions that end up doing me in or a slip-up, trying to protect my friends. Or my family, who never wanted me to be a part of this. Or it could be the thing I never saw coming, but I know it's coming.

Chuck: I'm sorry. Are you asking me to make the classic villain mistake of explaining my dastardly plot to you? You know what? I'd love to. I confess we had no idea who the Elders were or how to I.D. them so we let you do that for us, when you warned them to leave the theater. So on the behalf of the NSA, the CIA and of course your local Buy More, I'd just like to say thanks a lot.

Big Mike: [about Jeff and Lester] Sweet Lord, they did it. They actually did it. Those crazy nerds blew up the freaking Buy More!

Chuck: [over the radio] Look, clearly you have no idea who I am since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch a hair on Sarah's head, I will do to you what I've just done to your men. Do you understand? I'm coming down there now.

Morgan: I get it, I know. You promised her you weren't gonna be a spy, you know? So she clearly cannot know about our little rogue spy team that we're gonna start here outside of the government, secret to the spy world, team of two, army of one, highway to the danger zone, live free or die hard...

Chuck: [As Sarah is defusing a bomb] Sarah, listen, I cannot die without you knowing that I accept you for who you are. Your weird unpacking habits, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters. I still love you.

Chuck: I can't bear the thought of you getting hurt. If this thing goes off so, I want you to go. Now, please. Save yourself.

Sarah: OK, you know what? You could have told me that before I climbed under those lasers.

Chuck: I.. What I was... I...

Sarah: Chuck, you are being ridiculous! C'mon! Even for a man that is trying to free himself from high-tech explosives. Casey and I know the risk but of course we are gonna help you. This is your mom.

Chuck: I love you, you know that? And... And I'd say that even if you weren't in the process of saving my life right now. Which, does by the way, make you about 20-25% sexier in my book. All right, 50.

Casey: [to Morgan about Alex] You break her heart, I break your everything.

Sarah: Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask you what you're thinking about?

Chuck: My mom. I thought she was a prisoner that needed to be saved, and...then I come to find out she's just one of the bad guys.

Sarah: Chuck, we don't know what side your mom is on.

Chuck: Maybe not. But there's one thing I do know. In order to find the one person who...left me, I've endangered the lives of everyone who would never leave me. Morgan, Casey, you. I'm gonna stop looking for my mom.

Sarah: No. Chuck...

Chuck: No, it's okay. I thought I had to bring my family back together, but I don't. You guys, Awesome, Ellie, you're my family. I love you.

Casey: You know just because I helped you bring him here doesn't mean I'm giving you free reign. You need to cool down. Get some rest.

Sarah: I'm not going anywhere.

Casey: I was wrong about you. You're not acting like a worried girlfriend. No, you're acting like a spy I used to know. Before Chuck. Langston Graham's "wild card enforcer." I didn't like that Sarah Walker. You know why? Because she was unpredictable. Now you're going to go home. I insist.

Chanarong: An American agent in a government facility would never use any of that. I'm not afraid.

Sarah: You're right. Normally I wouldn't threaten the subject with death by ammonia injection. Burning somebody from the inside out? Doesn't sound like something that's in the Geneva Convention does it? But this man I'm looking for? He loves me. He wants to marry me.

Chanarong: I see. It's amazing what a woman will do to find a husband. Even the toughest spies in the world are just racing against that biological clock. Tick, tick, tick, tock.

Sarah: You got me. I'm just a needy love crazed girl on a husband hunt. [she jams the needle in Chanarong's neck] Who's trained in over 200 ways to kill you. Afraid yet?

Sarah: [to Casey] You're right. I'm different without Chuck. And I don't like it.

Sarah: How did you find me?

Morgan: Half of Thailand's talking about the giant blond she-male tearing through their town. Are you kidding me? But it's okay now, Casey and I are here.

Casey: Walker. What are you doing here? All alone. This place is nothing but scoundrels, assassins and warlords. The scum of the earth.

Local Waitress: Arr Mr Casey. Your usual?

Casey: [Takes gun off Morgan] You are not getting bullets for a long, long time.

Volkoff: So. A son and a daughter. You didn't think I could have a relationship with your family? Kids love me!

Mary: We've had a our dinner, you met the family, we're leaving.

Volkoff: But what sort of potential father-in-law would I be if I didn't set an example. Chuck has to learn... you make a threat you have to follow through with it. [Volkoff cocks pistol] I didn't have to do that but I just really like the sound.

Mary: Alexei stop. [points her gun at Volkoff]

Volkoff: My love, what are you doing?

Mary: This is exactly why I didn't tell you about my family. You don't know how to love someone, you only know how to control them. But you should know that I could never love a man that could do anything to hurt my son. So drop it. [Volkoff lowers gun]

Mary: Alexei, you know I am loyal to you. But I will not return with you until you promise me that my family and their friends remain safe. And if they don't, I will end you.

Volkoff: You see. That is a real threat.[Volkoff walks away]

Mary: Chuck. I'm sorry for everything. I hope some day you will trust me.

Morgan: Probably not, probably not. But you did, and it's the whole reason we called off our restaurant proposal...

Sarah: What? Wait. Chuck was planning on proposing at the restaurant?

Morgan: What's wrong with me? I cannot keep my mouth shut.

Sarah: No. No. It's good. It's good that you told me.

Morgan: Look Sarah. The whole reason Chuck is doing this proposal is to wipe the slate clean. Alright? It's all for you. And it's going to be amazing. It's going to be romantic. It's going to be everything you want.

Sarah: Okay. I am taking control of this operation. Morgan, you are now working for me.

Morgan: Okay. Kind of like a double agent.

Sarah: Exactly. We are going to make this proposal happen for Chuck's sake.

Morgan: Yeah.

Sarah: And for mine.

Casey: [giving Chuck some fatherly advice] You know , I proposed once....To Kathleen....We had plans to go to Niagara Falls...I was about to ship out...we were young...I was stupid and things got screwed up so I ended up proposing in a Buffalo bus station. Not exactly the most romantic spot in the world, but I’ll always have that day, I’ll always have that look on her face. Now the truth is there no such thing as the perfect moment, or a perfect spot, so forget about the balcony Bartowski. All you need is the girl!

Chuck: [to Sarah, after Casey's pep talk] I don't need a balcony and I don't need a sunset. We have each other and that is all that matters.

Chuck: And of course never use a gun— [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] —unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?

Chuck: No! I am adequate. More than adequate in that depart... [to Sarah] Right? You can't agree. I... Sarah I don't want to elope. I just don't, not at all, not even the slightest bit. I always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever so no. My answer to eloping is no.

Sarah: Okay, fine I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say no? What about what I want?

Narrator: [opening sequence] They say it's a personality thing, but to me, a martini's got gin, not vodka. Some folks like chocolate. I'll take vanilla. I say baseball over football. And to me, man's best friend doesn't bark or catch a ball. See, personally, I like cats. Meet my Clandestine Attack Team. Better known as the CAT Squad. Me-ow. They were the best spy team in the business. The year... 2003. The girls... Cold-hearted Carina. [Carina shoots a man] Zondra, the bitch! [Zondra fights a number of men] Amy-- the party girl. [Amy defends herself from an attacker at a party] And... my pride and joy... Sarah Walker. [Sarah kicks a man and holds him at knifepoint] Go get 'em, cats!

[Smash cut to a chuckling Morgan, revealing the entire sequence to be in his imagination]

Morgan: Your description of C.A.T. Squad has sent me into fantasy land.

Awesome: Go ahead, try and run! I will catch you because I have superior form.

Young Sarah: We don't need money to have an adventure together.

Jack Burton: You're right - all we need is you and me.

Morgan: [to Sarah, after they incapacitate the second Klüg brother] Spy high-five!

Jack Burton: You gave this to me a long time ago, and I want you to know I never spent a dime of it. I only ever added to it. It should more than cover the cost of your wedding to the schnook. I hope now you can have all the adventures you ever wanted with a man far better than me.

Mrs. Winterbottom: [firing a machine gun at an assault team on her lawn] There go my primroses! Eat lead, you bastards!

Casey: The CIA created one of the most murderous men in the history of the world. Powerful people spending an enormous amount of energy covering that up. If they find out we know they order a guy like me to put a bullet in each one of our heads. Pretty sure your dad didn't want this to end that way.

Morgan: I thought we were past this. We're roomies. You've been training me hard. I've been in danger a ton of times. You love the Snack Packs I bring on missions. So why, suddenly, are you being this big jerk to me?

Casey: It's Alex. She's worried about you.

Morgan: Oh, wait, wait , wait. Okay, Okay. You're telling me you are being a jerk because you care?

Casey: Yeah. Fat load of good it's done me too. I promised Alex I'd keep you safe. There are times on every mission when things go sideways. That happens, I can't protect you... then I broken a promise to my daughter.

Morgan: I see your dilemma.

Casey: Yeah.

Morgan: Everything is gonna be fine, trust me. Nothing will go wrong. Why did I just say that?

Casey: Hmmmm.

Badguy: This better not take long. I already tried to kill three people at the table.

Morgan: Yes. What do you mean? No, You heard me the first time. Shoot the puppy. I'm so sick of feeding him. Kill the puppy. So hard to great good henchmen nowadays. Hmm?

Mary: [toasting Chuck and Sarah] Many of you might not know me, but i'm Chuck's and Ellie's mom. Truth be told.... I was gone for a long time. Now that I am back in their lives, I sometimes overcompensate. But lucky for me, my soon-to-be daughter-in-law is very forgiving. She's never heard me say it but Sarah is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women that I have ever met. So I would like to propose this toast to her. Sarah, thank you for taking care of my Chuck. May you have many more adventures together, and may you always keep each other safe.

Sarah: Chuck, you're a gift. You're a gift I never dreamed I could want, or need and every day I will show you that you're a gift that I deserve. You make me the best person I could ever hope to be and I wanna spend, and learn, and love, the rest of my life with you.

Casey: You're Chuck Bartowski, you're the second best spy I've ever worked with. Go save the best one.

[Mary and Casey help Chuck and Hartley escape]

Mary: [to Hartley] You and Chuck need to break into Volkoff Industries. There'll be lots of security there, so you'll have to go as your old self.

Hartley: [his true identity having been restored] Of course, as Volkoff.

Chuck: Right my vows. My turn for vows. They just don't cut it. I'm sorry , Sarah. How do I express the depth of my love for you. Or my dreams for our future, or the fact that I will fight for you every day. Or that our kids will be like little superheroes with little capes and stuff like that. Words can't express that. Don't do it justice. they just don't cut it. So no vows. I'll just prove it to you every day for the rest of our lives. You can count on me.

Chuck: I can't afford it. If we bought it yesterday, with our fortune, we'd own it. But now...I'm so sorry, Sarah.

Sarah: Well, so what. We knew this wasn't going to be easy and we didn't get married because we thought life was easy, we got married so that we could be there for each other when things got tough. That we could work through things together, rich or poor.

Chuck: But how are we gonna do this? We gotta start over.

Sarah: Well it's okay, we'll get new clients and we haven't lost everything. We still have Castle and the store.

Chuck: Buy More.

Sarah: The Buy More.

Chuck: The Buy More, we use the store to support the spy team, we take the profits and put them into Carmichael Industries until both companies can make money. But in order for that to work, the store has to actually make profit.

Sarah: We can do that.

Chuck: We can do that. What about me though? You and Casey are super spies, Morgan's the Intersect. Who am I? What's my job?

Casey: What do you want me to do? You want me to kill him? 'Cause I'll kill him. Better yet, let's keep him alive. You can work him over for a while.

Alex: No, Dad I don't want you to hurt Morgan. I love him. I just don't understand how he can be so awful, you know?

Casey: Just tell me what to do.

Alex: I just don't understand. I just want the old Morgan back, you know?

Casey: I know it hurts honey. We Casey's don't like to open up and make ourselves vulnerable, because once someone does, rips our heart out and stomps on it in front of our eyes, it can be the worst torture of all. Just want you to know that I'm always here for you. Always will be.

Casey: Leave it to the three friends you recently stabbed in the back.

Sarah: Ah, I'd like to make a toast. Chuck and I have been a little sad this week that we aren't normal people. I've been having a hard time with the fact I have no real friends. but I look around here at all of you today and I realize that because of Chuck, I do. Nobody in the world is closer than we all are. So, Thank you and cheers.

Morgan: Chuck had quite a reputation as a hacker. You know? They used to call him, The Piranha. Swordfish, right. The movie, is based on him. We don't talk about it cause he didn't think it was an A plus film.

Sarah: Well I thought it was petty good.

Morgan: Yeah it was okay. It's pothole and hacker scenes were just like...

Chuck: [Takes off headphones] Haha, someone coded the name into the telex script. The inside joke for anyone running viral counter measures. [Puts headphones back on]

Chuck: For defeating Daniel Shaw? For stopping the Omen virus? Or was it me getting us invited to rejoin the CIA?

Sarah: For saving me.

Chuck: Technically it was Morgan that saved you. Because of all the saving that was going on, I didn't have time to get you your gift in time for Christmas. However. [Takes out charm bracelet.] An oldie but a goodie. [Puts it on Sarah's wrist] I hope it will suffice for now.

Ryker: You know why I requested to be your handler? Why I brought you to Budapest in the first place? Because your file screamed Loner. You had no family to speak of, never trusted anyone. I knew that you could kept a secret because you had no one to tell. And you still don't, do you? I bet no one knows that your here. Do they? And that's why you're gonna die today.

Sarah: Um, going to prom and homecoming and soccer games and all those normal things you wanted for me. Will you make sure she gets them?

Emma: Of course I will.

Chuck: I'm not the kind of guy who says things like this. But whatever you thought you had to hide, going out on your own like that, I think it was a mistake. I think that you were wrong.

Sarah: You're right. When Ryker captured me in Budapest, I kept thinking why am I doing it this way? Why do I feel like I have to do everything on my own. But it's the way my dad taught me, it's the way the CIA taught me, that you can only ever trust yourself. But the truth is, I trust you completely and I want to tell you everything.

Chuck: You,know, I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am that I get to meet you.

Emma: It means a lot to me too. More than you know. It's been so long since I've seen her. She was always a tough little thing, you know. But I worried about her. Growing up mostly with her father, she always kept to herself. I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.

Sarah: I like it here.

Chuck: Me too.

Sarah: You know, I really want the life that you imagined for us Chuck, but if we go back to the CIA it's just gonna be missions and secrets that we have no control over.

Chuck: What are you saying?

Sarah: I gave my life to the CIA for a really long time and I chose it over my family and my friends and that was the right thing for me to do at the time, but I'm different now. You know, things have changed. You've changed me. I don't wanna go back. I wanna turn down Beckman's offer.

Chuck: Okay. Okay. We don't need that bonus and we don't need this house because all we need is each other. [Sarah gets up and walks to door frame] Sarah? Hey , hey, hey. What are you doing?

Sarah: I am carving our names into the frame.

Chuck: Honey, you know we don't own this home.

Sarah: I know. But we will. One day. Might not be tomorrow or the next day and it might take us months or years of hard work but one day all this will be ours. And when it is, I would like to remember this moment. So, what do you say? You still in?

Sarah: This is a dream mission, Casey, and I'm not gonna let you screw it up. Do you know how many skimpy outfits I have had to put on for this team? Did you hear me complain when I had to wear a catsuit or seven inch platform high heels or a belly dancer's outfit?

Casey: Belly dancer's outfit?

Sarah: Okay, that was private. Just put on the banana hammock and stop whining.

Casey: Use the word "care", I'm gonna take this glass, shove it down your throat, and punch you in the stomach so it shatters.

Chuck: What did we talk about at the restaurant? What did we talk about? Are you using this? [Draws heart shape on Casey's chest] I think you owe it to our client! Listen to her signals, what is it she's really telling you?

Casey: You think I need to be more sensitive. Be more in tune with my girlfriend's emotions. You're one to talk.

Chuck: What's that suppose to mean?

Casey: Means you've got your head so far up your new care manifesto, you haven't realized your own wife thinks she's pregnant, and is hiding it from you.

Chuck: What? Are you crazy? There's no way...there's no way she could be pregnant. I would have to be the most clueless, insensitive, uncaring.....

Sarah: Arr, Chuck!

Casey: The housemaid is laying out coffee spoons with the dinner service! There's going to be hell to pay at Downton Abbey tonight!

Jeff: [in the basement, seeing paint on the back of Lester's shirt] What the...? [He turns around and feels and smells the wall] It's still wet.

Jeff: It was so dreary, they'd actually put fake backdrops in the windows.

Lester: That's pretty cruel.

Jeff: I always knew it was fake.

Lester: Um, where are we going with this, buddy?

Jeff: [grabs a dumbbell] I guess what I'm trying to say is...it's not always easy to trick a mental patient. [He punches through the wall with the dumbbell and discovers the Castle, where Chuck, Sarah and Morgan are sitting] I knew it! We were right! Lester!

[Morgan quickly shoots a tranq dart into Jeff's neck, who falls to the ground unconscious.]

Morgan: Okay, think about Alex. Do you know how happy she will be knowing you're not out there doing scary stuff?

Casey: [Considers. Grunts] All right, I'll think about it. But one thing's for sure, if we go through with this, no more Buy More. We don't need a cover. Let's kick the creepy cousin out of the family.

Casey: That's funny. When we met, people said the same about you. Probably why we never got along.

Sarah: Well, if we didn't get along, then why are you here?

Casey: [pulls out envelope ] I guess Bartowski's made us both a little soft. [puts envelope on table] Beckman's got a new job for me... but these past five years, we changed, you know? We became friends. Take care of yourself Walker.

Sarah: [on tape] Day one. My mission is simple. Find out what he knows, gain his trust, and monitor his actions until the agency can decide what to do with him......Day 21. Chuck came over to my hotel room today and brought me a pizza. Vegetarian, no olives. I think he's making it his mission to get to know me. It's sweet....Day 49. Chuck broke up with me today. Well fake. Fake broke up with me, technically....Day 56. Chuck and I were defusing a bomb today and there was a moment where we were sure we were going to die. He closed his eyes and I kissed him. I kissed him...Day 564. Things are calm for once. No missions, nothing. Nothing really to report... except I still find myself sitting here...talking to myself...because... because I love him... I love Chuck Bartowski, and I don't know what to do about it.

Morgan: Tell me why you are not returning Alex's phone calls. OK, she is worried sick about you. All she knows is you're gone, running covert missions.

Casey: They call them covert, numbnuts, because you don't tell anyone about them.

Morgan: She's your daughter.

Casey: She's a liability.

Morgan: Wow.

Casey: I didn't mean that, it's just that I have to be ruthless.

Morgan: What about Chuck and Sarah? Liability too? Right. Good. By all means lock 'em up, throw away the key. Lock away your feelings, forget everything that we've been through and you be ruthless.

Casey: You just don't understand, do you? I got soft. I lost my edge.

Morgan: Your team was your edge, you giant jackass. What is wrong with you man? You want to find Quinn, you know who to call. But don't you dare try to blame this on us because you're afraid. That right, you're afraid that when you're with us, that's when you're the best. And that's the truth man!

Casey: Hmmm.

Morgan: That's it, no response or anything?

Casey: Screw it.

Morgan: Screw what, John?

Casey: The court-martial....I'm in.

Casey: Chuck. Chuck, find the porn virus, find it now.

Casey: I gotta go. I can smell it coming. You're gonna get weepy and emotional. I'll just skip that part. I'll see you when I see you, Bartowski, Huh?

Chuck: Goodbye, Casey!

Casey: There's one thing Russians do well — it's give good hugs.

Morgan: You're going after Gertrude.

Casey: I was gonna ask you...

Alex: Dad, you don't have to ask. You deserve to be happy. Go. Run to her.