So I've been revisiting some shows I watched as a kid, and remembered the epic show that was G Gundam. I didn't recall much, just that people got into gundams and controlled them like their own bodies. It was a cool concept, if you kicked ass regularly you would kick more ass in a giant robot. Oh, and something about a dark army taking over the world maybe.

However the one thing I vividly remembered was motherfucking MASTER ASIA.

The Undefeated of the East Master Asia

This dude was the most badass guy ever. Every time he showed up some epic shit ensued. And his title was "The Undefeated of the East". Titles don't get any manlier than that.

He also had an awesome horse that showed up whenever he wanted. AND THAT HORSE HAD ITS OWN GUNDAM. So he would get in his gundam, and his horse would get in his, and it would be a GUNDAM RIDING ON A GUNDAM HORSE.

Also, Master Asia was capable of running as fast as a speeding car, magically extending a headband hundreds of feet, destroying a giant robot with the headband, stopping giant bullets with his bare hands, and lifting god knows how many tons of metal off the ground. He also came up with the most manly way to brofist in history. All demonstrated here:

Oh yeah he can also punt skyscrapers hundreds of feet into the air

And that ends my monologue. Thanks for reading if you got this far. I'll leave you with this:

lol the voice acting in the Master Asia's First Appearance youtube clip is terribly awesome. He's doing all sorts of unbelievable crap like ripping mobile suit heads off with only a headband and stopping artillery callibur rounds with his barehands, and they're so deadpan: "Incredible" "Wow" "I've seen that technique" it almost sounds like sarcasm. So awesome lol