Snip .3aWuffles hates elevators; Why hello, Miss Zorah; Exit: Through the RoofSnip .3bTide turning; Rise, child of the sun; IlluminateSnip .3cThat hole is good for something; The name makes it true; We're taking the elevatorSnip .3cbThat hole is good for something; The name makes it true; We're taking the elevator; :facepalm: PrazzaSnip .3dYou can be more; Charm; Shadow Broker should be runningSnip .3ePoor Miranda; Aura of the Sun; Interruption; Prazza, just give up alreadySnip .3fYou can be more; Charm; Shadow Broker should be running; Poor Miranda; Aura of the Sun; Interruption; Prazza, just give up already; I'm driving; Pet Geth?; The Claw Hammer; :insert record scratch: WhatSnip .3gInterrogation through terror; bullshit detector; Not dropping the coffee; Admitting the truth; Bad track record; Bring in the taco cart; Oh, Joker, how close to the truthSnip .3hTIM; Report, Lawson; All going to plan; Oh, ShitSnip .3iCerberus just can't get it right; Betting on the outcome; Miranda, stop interrupting!; And the AI did what?Snip .3jLanding; Digging a deeper hole; That was a joke; "You're all idiots and need to watch the safety videos again"; Cerberus screwed up in reverseSnip .3kGirl next door; Like the ship?; Joker does!Snip .3lAIs talking; So much innuendo; Dirty jokesSnip .3mNightmare inducing; Oh, what the hell?!Snip .3nAIs talking; So much innuendo; Dirty jokes; Nightmare inducing; Oh, what the hell?!; Big reveal; What all the buzzing was aboutSnip .3oTIMmy; EMI; Status and Odds; ...Silver floating sphere...?Snip .3pDetails, Gimme details; Hold on, taking notes; I've got an idea...Chapter Three

Snip .4aTMI, Kelly; Oh, Wuffles...; Kelly did what?; Missed the point, WufflesSnip .4bYes, we do watch you walk, Tali; So, EDI, life story?; Troll EDI trollingSnip .4cSo, you let the dangerous AI free; Yep; Winning the betSnip .4dSo, you let the dangerous AI free; Yep; Winning the bet; Meet the boss; TIMmy!; The ZenithSnip .4eThief; Singing a song of doom; Zoo time; Mailing something with teethSnip .4fNow hear this; You can be better; Taking the ShipSnip .4gOnwards!; You have a call; Teleportation ain't no thang; Mindhax; Behold the SiderealSnip .4hMindhax are fun; You're new; More mindhax; Auntie Kasumi's Magical Kung Fu School for GirlsSnip .4iMore Mindhax; Details, Please; That was a joke; No Tali!hips? :cries:; Family trees are weird; Everyone goes to the cockpitSnip .4ibMore Mindhax; Details, Please; That was a joke; No Tali!hips? :cries:; Family trees are weird; Everyone goes to the cockpit; Wait, What?Snip .4jHave some strength; What; Joker's mind: BROKENSnip .4kBullshit; Chakwas is not amused; Joker is not in right now; Quarians drive normallySnip .4kbBullshit; Chakwas is not amused; Joker is not in right now; Quarians drive normally; More detailSnip .4lQuarians drive normally; Leather seats; Incoming; Look into the universeSnip .4mDynamic Entry; Why, hello there!; Awesome answer; Meet me in my officeSnip .4nTIMmy doing TIMmy things; Well that didn't send a chill down my spine at all!Snip .4oSo, here it is; Sorry, need more evidence; Have a mentorSnip .4pAwww, it's so cute; So a geth and an AI walk down a streetSnip .4qGeth do not intentionally infiltrateSnip .4rOh, Shepard; Let's teach you how to walk like a lady; Strutting time!Snip .4sThere are no fish in the Presidium lake; Oh not Al-Jilani; Break the camera; That was a jokeSnip .4tOh snap; Reaper time!Snip .4uBringpopcorn; Walk like a female, Shepard; High heels are evil; Land on your faceSnip .4vLiara walks like a professor; Tali and high heels; Enter the original krogan walker; Hannah Shepard; Where'd you get the boobs?Chapter Four

Snip .5aClassical dance, not stripping; You spent how long in college?Snip .5abClassical dance, not stripping; You spent how long in college?; Piggy back rides!; Udina on a ship...Snip .5bPiggy back rides!; Udina on a ship...; Udina is not surprisedSnip .5cToo much information; Not gonna sleep tonight; I am the DawnSnip .5dCan't look her in the eye; Memories of a different lifeSnip .5eBoarding; Kasumi's little 'gift'; Where's that music coming from...; Oh crap momentSnip .5fPuppet is kicking ass; Team work timeSnip .5gLiara, stop talking; Bullet to the knee; Geth to the rescueSnip .5hKasumi's little gift reveals a secretSnip .5iSooooo, this is new; Gods are interesting; Transfer Memories; Solar Hero StyleSnip .5jFight scene of awesome; Surrender is an optionSnip .5kBadass boast; Social fu; Back to workSnip .5lAlways think before you turn off the powerSnip .5mOh crap moment; Jane is not amused by bullshit tacticsSnip .5nNot the time to be arguing; Efficiency of course; Now just what, but What the Hell; The List of InsanitySnip .5oWhy Vasir is awesome; Biotic boomSnip .5pWhy Vasir is awesome; Biotic boom; Limiter off?; Aw crap moment; Parry punches with punches; Kasumi to the rescue!Snip .5qTali is paranoid; Yahg; Keeping that data safeSnip .5qbTali is paranoid; Yahg; Keeping that data safe; Husk time!; Stop talking, LiaraSnip .5rWuffles, I don't think this is a good idea...Snip .5sHarbinger, stop monologuing; Heading into the eye of the stormSnip .5tSiddie says noSnip .5uWuffles would be great on a debate team...; Armor piercing question away!Snip .5vHarbinger likes messing with your head; Oh shit moment, big oh shit momentSnip .5wWuffles pushes all of the buttons; Been spending too much time around Shepard, have we?Snip .5xGregg is trolling us again...Chapter Five

Snip .6aTali's moment of pure badassness.Snip .6bWuffles has a stockpile of awesome quotes; EDI: Goddess of the TrollsSnip .6cGood teamwork and planning; And then it all goes to hellSnip .6dAw shit moment; Joker to the rescue!; Udina has boots that vacuum-seal to the deck?; Gendo pose!Hannah; Boom, suckerSnip .6dbJoker to the rescue!; Details; Udina has boots that vacuum-seal to the deck?Snip .6eGotta get off; Tali doesn't feel good; Forgot someone?; Break reality, escapeSnip .6fBack on ship; Medbay time; Escape ends up where?Snip .6gKasumi to the rescue again; So that's where she learned how to punch sickness out of people; Break realitySnip .6hSeeker, die in a fire; The Reapers like trolling us; Kicked into the voidSnip .6iBad feeling scenery; Really bad feeling; The bigger fish is unleashed; ...Oh TIMmy, what did you do?!Snip .6jTali is having a panic attack; Explanation: bullshit magic; Wuffles!Snip .6kWait, you're how old?; Where are we?; Joker says what we're all thinkingSnip .6lShip graveyardSnip .6mA look into Joker's personality; Dead ReapersSnip .6n173 Dead Reapers in the void; Don't want to meet this bigger fishSnip .6nb173 Dead Reapers in the void; Don't want to meet this bigger fish; A single point of space; Hitching a ride; Wuffles was combing Tali's hair :sqee:; Exalted CreatorSnip .6oPast memories; It's a long story; Persistent Righteous Protector of the Orichalcum CasteSnip .6obPast memories; It's a long story; Persistent Righteous Protector of the Orichalcum Caste; Looks like a keeperSnip .6pSWLIHN likes messing with thingsSnip .6qOh, Wuffles...; Surprise!Snip .6rJoker info; EDI found... something to fix the ship; What would you call that?Snip .6s...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...Snip .6sb...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...; A gethdinghy; Admiral Xen gets up to some odd things...Snip .6sc...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...; A gethdinghy; Admiral Xen gets up to some odd things...; Wuffles protecting Tali; The machine is insane; You may call me Autochthon.Chapter Six

Snip .7aCity of Persistent Righteous Protector; Didn't that comingSnip .7bLots of names for the same thing; First mention of ViatorSnip .7cThe Story of the Beginning; Vessae Milinato; Hannah wants to know what the hell is going on.Snip .7dStory of the War; Room of CrazinessSnip .7dbStory of the War; Room of CrazinessSnip .7eThe Story of the Beginning; Vessae Milinato; Hannah wants to know what the hell is going on; Story of the War; Room of CrazinessSnip .7f Spider Girl? Time to drink!; Joker has interesting porn; Joker knows the squad way too wellSnip .7gProof that Auto is insaneSnip .7gbProof that Auto is insane; Poor Tali; FOR GREAT SCIENCE!Snip .7hThe answer to Hannah's question; Liara's fangirlingSnip .7iOh shit momentSnip .7ibOh shit moment; "Why does this always happen?"Snip .7kStupid firewall; Epic fightSnip .7lSidereal says oh crap; Asari catfight; Keep runningSnip .7mPoor Tali, she'll never like pinball again; Wuffles' hips brings all the AIs/Alchemicals/Admirals to the yardSnip .7nFlashbacks are never good; Kasumi is brokenSnip .7oThat's... really bigSnip .7obRedone; PitfallSnip .7pDeus and Auto have a bad habit of yanking the ground out from under you; Spread eagle once more; Meet Deus MachinaSnip .7qEverything is a weapon, if used rightSnip .7qbEverything is a weapon, if used right; And Shepard learns just what she's fightingSnip .7rLogos of Deus Machina; Liara likes to share thingsSnip .7sJacob is happy, gosh darn it; Siddie Meltdown; Mr. Taylor just went up in my list of Nice PeopleSnip .7tShepards lost her clothes... againSnip .7tbShepards lost her clothes... again; Armory!; Lady Gaga's outfit designer is so an Exalted; Artifact Armor: JadeSnip .7tcShepards lost her clothes... again; Armory!; Lady Gaga's outfit designer is so an Exalted; Artifact Armor: Jade; Pria has a bone to pic with Kasumi; Armor made from gunsSnip .7u Liara is acting like Ree; He knows all the thingsSnip .7vHannah hits things; Auto won't stop bothering Tali; Wuffles is taking care of Tali :sqee:Snip .7vbHannah hits things; Auto won't stop bothering Tali; Wuffles is taking care of Tali :sqee:; Redirect angry TaliSnip .7w Shepard likes her new armor; Blightborn; Fixed firewallSnip .7xTali does not like spidersChapter Seven

Snip .8a...What?Snip .8abRewrite of the what; Life cyclesSnip .8bA better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINESSnip .8baA better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES; More detailsSnip .8bcA better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES; More details; To the Med-bay; Joker see allSnip .8cJoker on a ladder; Scale itchSnip .8cbJoker on a ladder; Scale itch; Oh, EDISnip .8dMatron stage; Bullshit radar; One hundred and sixty three?!Snip .8eBring on the peace talksSnip .8ebBring on the peace talks; Auto needs decafSnip .8f And the shit has hit the fan; TIMmy, you brought this on yourselfSnip .8gAuto is... messing with the Normandy; Auto, you loveable nutSnip .8hBack in communications range; Auto is... unique; Report givingSnip .8hbBack in communications range; Auto is... unique; Report giving; Hannah, Jane, and Udina on one ship...Snip .8iGalactic Overseer Shinmai; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going onSnip .8ibSWLIHN is intrigued; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going onSnip .8icSWLIHN is intrigued; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going on; 9,999 Perfect spheres around Momma Sphere; Harbinger has been kicked from the server, Attempt to reconnect?Snip .8j Bad idea, Shepard; Details of the UniverseSnip .8kGarrus and his band of crimefightersSnip .8kbGarrus and his band of crimefighters; Meet the team; I have this feeling that that thing is important...Snip .8lReflections of Omega; Garrus and the; ...Ya know, Garrus was scary already. Him being Exalted is just going to be terrifyingSnip .8lbReflections of Omega; Garrus and the; ...Ya know, Garrus was scary already. Him being Exalted is just going to be terrifying; Lunar; Luna is prettySnip .8mLunar Garrus; Deep space a warehouse; Squad is understandably freaked out; Let the shape-shifting beginChapter Eight

Snip .9aAuto is working on something; Oooh shiney!; SolSnip .9bWell, this is going to end well; Not; SWLIHN is not amused; Siblings who really hate each other; Tali has a mute for AutoSnip .9cTIMmy in the Demon City; TED has a mustache; Mister SunshineSnip .9dHannah's on the bridge; So is KellySnip .9eJenny; Always prepared; Gonna punch JaneSnip .9fTraining fight; Kasumi cheatsSnip .9fbTraining fight; Kasumi cheats; Shepard with a lisp; PerfectionSnip .9gThe correct order; Auto is working on something; Oooh shiney!; Sol; TIMmy in the Demon City; TED has a mustache; Mister Sunshine; Jenny; Always prepared; Gonna punch Jane; Hannah's on the bridge; So is Kelly; Training fight; Kasumi cheats; Shepard with a lisp; Perfection; Well, this is going to end well; Not; SWLIHN is not amused; Siblings who really hate each other; Tali has a mute for AutoSnip .9hLiaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things nowSnip .9hb Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now; Thinking all of the crazy thingsSnip .9hc Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now; Thinking all of the crazy things; Fixing of boots; Integrated Artifact Transmogrifier; Furry Spider Cat Girl now; Tali shall never stop screaming; Udina has seen too many things to freak out anymoreSnip .9iYou broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talkingSnip .9ibYou broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking; Mr. Reaper is going to regret stealing SWLIHN's speechSnip .9icYou broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking; Mr. Reaper is going to regret stealing SWLIHN's speech; Miranda, runnnnnn!; Ooooh, good distraction, Auto!Snip .9jOh, Auto...; Rael's a busybody; REEGAR!Snip .9kReegars are badass; Tali can hold her booze; Kelly likes talking; Surprise guestSnip .9lSo, there's a Reegar and Geth; That hole is useful; Oh, Wuffles, this can only end in tearsSnip .9mRael has spyware in Tali's suit...Snip .9mbRael has spyware in Tali's suit...; Vasir can still keep Rael in line; Skyrim joke and-; Oh Auto, that was such a bad idea...Snip .9nGeth on the Extranet; College courses; PhD; The Extranet: Where the girl in your class is a gethSnip .9oAuto, you nutty little; Auto has a plan; Wuffles can still mute AutoSnip .9pMiranda has stopped being shocked; Feron is sneaky; Glyph; Did Feron just offer Miranda the job I think he did?Snip .9qShepard did it; Undercut the fight before it begins; Explain the situation; Wuffles is hiding somethingSnip .9rMiranda has a new hat; Auto shows terrifying things

Snip .10aAw, crap, SWLIHN is up to something; Pretty imagerySnip .10bJenny the armor maker; Another shoe drops; Valern exits stage rightSnip .10bbAnother shoe drops; Valern exits stage right; Claims accepted; Shepard's getting an advisor...Snip .10cSneaking a geth to the fleet; Wait a minute...; Sneaky geth is sneaky; Well, there's a bombshellSnip .10dI have no idea what this means, but it fills me with dread; Chosen of JourneysSnip .10eVessae did something stupid; Info on Vessae's backstory; Oh crap momentSnip .10fQuarian Nation; Four million; He has a name; Reegar knows when to get the hell outta the waySnip .10fbQuarian Nation; Four million; He has a name; Reegar knows when to get the hell outta the way; Wuffles; Shepard did it; Girlfriend; Xen is interestedSnip .10gWell, shit; ViatorSnip .10gbWell, shit; Viator; Viator is a stubborn blockhead; Auto, please have a planSnip .10hHarbinger doesn't fight fair; Vessae is getting beat; Iri's guns are awesomeSnip .10hbHarbinger doesn't fight fair; Vessae is getting beat; Iri's guns are awesome; Another oh crap moment; Collectors are creepySnip .10iHarbinger, Vessae, and the idea of getting the hell outta thereSnip .10jXen is all sorts of crazy wrong; Trying to experiment; Another nerve stim jokeSnip .10jbXen is all sorts of crazy wrong; Trying to experiment; Another nerve stim joke; Backfire!; Auto and Xen get along so wellSnip .10jcBackfire!; Auto and Xen get along so wellSnip .10kMr. Sunshine and tIM's excellent adventure; This can only end in tearsSnip .10kbMr. Sunshine and tIM's excellent adventure; This can only end in tears; The Crazies; Stuck with SunshineSnip .10lJarvik is awesome as a SolarSnip .10mIt was in the beacon!; Exaltation: KalebSnip .10nEden Prime; Reapers a reapingSnip .10oWake up, Boss; We knew thee but a momentSnip .10obWe knew thee but a moment; Another one; Goodbye; Wake up already!Snip .10pFlashback; Well, crap; YES!; The boss is up!Snip .10qWhy you should never get in the way of a shard with a purposeSnip .10rOh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shopSnip .10rbOh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop; Success, for a given value; Uh ohSnip .10rcRevision; Oh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop; Success, for a given value; Uh ohSnip .10sAll the markings of not good; Someone's still angry; This can only end in tears

Snip .11aShepard... in a dress; Oh my; Dry spell; RevengeSnip .11bKaidan in a bar; Turian drunk; Fight time; Mordin is a sneaky bastardSnip .11cDress shopping; Can hide stuff in there; Much biggerSnip .11dHackett; It's better if you didn't ask, AdmiralSnip .11eThe plan; Hock; The Blitz in a towel; Kasumi is goodSnip .11fYou poor boy; Kasumi is gonna have funSnip .11gA touching story with a bar tab; Getting all the looks; Security sucksSnip .11hAnd the universe takes a sharp turn off course; Wasn't expecting that; Aria knows when to leaveSnip .11iPlay nice for awhile; Stabby?; Steal interesting thingsSnip .11jOh, for...; Shepard's Dress; Hidden surprise; Can fit a gun in thereSnip .11k Open the box!; Was not what was expected; Angry mammal with teeth and clawsSnip .11lStealing all sorts of things today; Outta the teacupSnip .11m Oh, crap; Jane has some very protective instincts; Jenny...; And the plan goes bustSnip .11nSuit up; All hundred and everything diesSnip .11nbSuit up; All hundred and everything diesSnip .11oPatch; Calling out the hypocriteSnip .11obPatch; Calling out the hypocrite; Wait; Does this mean that Jane gets the hangover too?; Pria is not a VISnip .11pAria is awesome; Jack and Aria would totally get alongSnip .11qJenny is a weapons geek; ...Deadpan: What?Snip .11rThat is one awesome name punSnip .11rbThat is one awesome name pun; Well, that was a surprise!Snip .11s...Wrex; Did he just...?Snip .11sb...Wrex; Did he just...?; Don't piss off the thiefSnip .11tTeehee; Samara's gonna have funSnip .11uFun is had; Commentary; With gustoSnip .11ubFun is had; Commentary; With gusto; ooooh, Chekhov!

Snip .12aKelly likes the shower; Shipping ahoy!; ...How'd that get on the ship?Snip .12bWuffles...; Back to the quarians; Bad idea detected!Snip .12cHackett just punched a metal dinosaur in the face; I love this storySnip .12dEDI is talking about herself with capital letters; ...And why is she talking in plural?Snip .12eGarrus is having fun!Snip .12fGeth; Archer; OriannaSnip .12gGarrus really is having fun; Bad naming pun; FALCON -Snip .12hSecond what EDI says; What the fuck?Snip .12iLike a hentai animeSnip .12ibLike a hentai anime; Enter: Badass JokerSnip .12jAuto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down patSnip .12jbAuto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat; Oh, Auto, don't go reading Wikipedia. It's for your own good; A little resentment?Snip .12jcAuto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat; Oh, Auto, don't go reading Wikipedia. It's for your own good; A little resentment?; Heaven; Gods; What?Snip .12kKicking Thrasher Maws in the FaceSnip .12kaKicking Thrasher Maws in the Face; Kids?Snip .12lIt's a what?!; Udina: Unfazed by anythingSnip .12mOh, Joker, you have no ideaSnip .12mbJoker got lucky; In more than one waySnip .12nJenny is paranoid; Liara is not amusedSnip .12oSo, a Spectre and a Justicar walk into a bar...Snip .12pWhat happen between then and more recent then?; Krogans' have a religion?; Does it involve headbutting?Snip .12qKrogans are different; Nine SagesSnip .12rWhat happen between then and more recent then?; Krogans' have a religion?; Does it involve headbutting?; Krogans are different; Nine Sages; Kalros is the bossSnip .12sBack story of SamaraSnip .12tAwkward family catching upSnip .12tbAwkward family catching up; Bonding over drinking; Back story of Samara; So a drell and a JusticarSnip .12uN7 training sounds interesting; Drinking stories; Miranda is not amused; She's also badassSnip .12vIs that...?; It is!; Bad guys talking

Omake: Quick Explanation on Luna Shape-acquiring rules in Glorious Shotgun Princess, as explained in a short OmakeOmake??: Luna?OMAKE:Drunk!Shepards; Keep an eye on the boss; Shepards are assholes when drunkOmake?: Grunt is not to be messed withOmake?2: Grunt is not to be messed with; Is that Skyrim?Omake?3:Little bit too much fun, GarrusFuture snip:Kaiden; Liara; Illium; The time between games; Classical dancingOmake: Garrus,; Ate a geth; Tali; TMI

The massive room is lined with red. It looks, from first glance, like leather. But it moves, pulses in time. Golah enters as the white ribbed curtains part for her, followed by Wrex. “Excuse me, but I rarely entertain guests,” the Sage explains, “The occasional visitor, the occasional scholar. The Winds have been rather aggressive lately, and they usually devour visitors before I find them.”

The sage rests on the walking staff, turning to the Battlemaster. “Are you thirsty? Let me get you something to drink.”

The old krogan walks across the sinewy floor, leaning on the staff, past the foam like couches and bone white tables. Leaning the staff on the wall, the krogan grips the handles built into it and pulls. Cold air pours into the room, white light illuminating the shadows as a voice of mournful agony shakes the walls, begging for release. For oblivion.

“Later,” Golah says, retrieving two crystal flasks, and closes the doors of the makeshift ice box.

That room is actually the inside of some large, still living creature isn't it? This like Jonah and the Whale, if Jonah had made the whale his bitch and taken the time to properly furnish the place and decorate a bit.

There are species of houses in Malfeas, you sometimes have to remind them whose boss. This counts as maintenance. Plus if this silent wind is anything like the actual Silent Wind the groaning and moans of pain probably keeps it away.

The massive room is lined with red. It looks, from first glance, like leather. But it moves, pulses in time. Golah enters as the white ribbed curtains part for her, followed by Wrex. “Excuse me, but I rarely entertain guests,” the Sage explains, “The occasional visitor, the occasional scholar. The Winds have been rather aggressive lately, and they usually devour visitors before I find them.”

The sage rests on the walking staff, turning to the Battlemaster. “Are you thirsty? Let me get you something to drink.”

The old krogan walks across the sinewy floor, leaning on the staff, past the foam like couches and bone white tables. Leaning the staff on the wall, the krogan grips the handles built into it and pulls. Cold air pours into the room, white light illuminating the shadows as a voice of mournful agony shakes the walls, begging for release. For oblivion.

“Later,” Golah says, retrieving two crystal flasks, and closes the doors of the makeshift ice box.

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Holy shit you used my idea!

Awesome!

Also, I didn't notice Golah was a woman. Maybe she's an ancestor of Eve, or something? Just a Wild Mass Guess.

He blows up an entirely different section of base he needs to sneak into. That way, everyone is running towards the fire and explosion in Left Wing, while he walks over to Right Wing and gets what he came for.

Yep. Golah is a krogan female. Who lives in the hollowed out, still living skull of a feros equivalent of Dagon. Who is so old that not only would Even be a possible descendant, but every Krogan would be a possible descendant, assuming any of her geneline are still alive.

The massive room is lined with red. It looks, from first glance, like leather. But it moves, pulses in time. Golah enters as the white ribbed curtains part, followed by Wrex. “Excuse me, but I rarely entertain guests,” the Sage explains, “The occasional visitor, the occasional scholar. The Winds have been rather aggressive lately, and they usually devour visitors before I find them.”

The sage rests on the walking staff, turning to the Battlemaster. “Are you thirsty? Let me get you something to drink.”

The old krogan walks across the sinewy floor, leaning on the staff, past the foam like couches and bone white tables. Leaning the staff on the wall, the krogan grips the handles built into it and pulls. Cold air pours into the room, white light illuminating the shadows as a voice of mournful agony shakes the walls, begging for release. For oblivion.

“Later,” Golah says, retrieving two crystal flasks, and closes the doors of the makeshift ice box.

Wrex simply stares, before sitting down on one of the wrinkled couches. It contours to his shape, shifting around him to better accommodate him. Wordlessly, he takes the offered flask and takes a deep pull, finding it refreshing. And strong.

“The occasional screams from my home keep away the Winds,” Golah explains, leaning back on one of the couches, “They fear loud noises. And, the fight that my home gave me made quite a few.” The lips part into a toothy smile. “It's also why I let it live. The occasional moan, shriek...”

A bell tolls. Reaching next to the couch, Golah rises, taking long strides across the open room. In one hand, the Sage produces a long pick, bone white and blood stained. With a single, smooth motion, the pick is driven to the hilt into the leathery wall. The room shakes and a shriek echoes. Nodding, Golah pounds the wall three times with a the back of the hand.

“There,” the Sage says, removing the pick, “I am trying to install a pool. Last time, it turned cystic.” Walking back with a shake of the head, the tongue clicks. “I am training my home to be obedient.”

Collapsing back onto the couch, the Sage tents fingers in front of the face, cocking a bushy eyebrow. “Now. What can I do for you?”

Wrex taps his fingers on the armrest of the couch. His mind struggles, whirring. Some part of him realizes that he has finally met a Krogan who is more Krogan than him.

“Well,” he says, “Well. Yes.” He blinks, glancing from side to side. “I've never met a Krogan like you, first off.” He takes another sip of the strong liquid. “You said I was a berserker?”

Golah nods. “Yes. Which is why it impresses me that you found me.” Hands folded, the Sage grins. “I would expect a Scholic, or messenger of some sort. Not a Berserker.”

Wrex cocks an eyebrow. “Don't know what those are.” He leans back, smirking. “I'm the only kinda Krogan you find, really,” he rumbles, “And that gives me an idea just how old the guy in front of me is.”

A small laugh from the sage. “And gives an idea of how much Tuchanka has changed,” Golah says, “Because you think I'm a man.” Grinning, she leans forward, popping the staff up next to her. “I hear these words from you, hanging about you like a shroud. Clan. Genophage. Rebellions.” Eyes narrow. Lips curl into a smirk. “Tell me, Wrex. It has been millennial times since I set foot on Mother Rock and communed with Mother Star. What has happened to our home?”

Well then. I agree with the sentiment that Granny golah is NOT gonna be pleased...enough so that she will come out of retirement. And everybody knows that when a Krogan that is more Krogan than wrex appears, shit is going down. Generally solar systems.

"Sounds rough. Are the Insunnamon still in charge? Because they seemed like the mass sterilizing type."

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. . . that's way, way older than I thought. The Inusannon were around a good ~70k years before the Protheans.

Also shows how spectacularly ancient the Krogans are as a species (and that they likely nuked themselves back to the stoneage more than once). Heck, Krogan 'civilization' in one form or another may well have been around for millions of years (with numerous 'resets').

Heck, it means that Golah herself is likely hundreds of thousands of years old.

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the great rift of Klendagon and the dead Reaper around Mnemosyne, that are both ~37M years old... that was done by an earlier Krogan cycle, wasn't it? <_<

. . . that's way, way older than I thought. The Inusannon were around a good ~70k years before the Protheans.

Also shows how spectacularly ancient the Krogans are as a species (and that they likely nuked themselves back to the stoneage more than once). Heck, Krogan 'civilization' in one form or another may well have been around for millions of years (with numerous 'resets').

Heck, it means that Golah herself is likely hundreds of thousands of years old.

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the great rift of Klendagon and the dead Reaper around Mnemosyne, that are both ~37M years old... that was done by an earlier Krogan cycle, wasn't it? <_<

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No, the Great Rift was done by Persistent Righteous Protector's people, who later were mindraped and gengineered by the Reapers into becoming the Keepers. And yes, Krogans have probably bombed themselves back to the stoneage or died off back to agricultural levels several times- never underestimate the resiliency of a planet to survive tragedy and strife, nor organics to believe that they have 'killed' a planet.

Killing a world is Hard: The best way to be sure is to shatter it into nice little pieces of Asteriods, then make sure you drop them somewhere either very hot, or very cold. Even then, you got annoyingly resilient Bacteria stuck deep into said pieces of rock, but the Problem is solved, There is no Planet anymore, thus no life on it.