Allright, so i though abit about this, and i wrote a e-mail to Bobby, and he agreed with me. So, please read my e-mail to him below, and you'll understand what this is all about:

First of all, let med introduce myself. My name is Aslak Werme, I am 17
> years old (male) and I'm writing from Norway. I recently read about FSM at a
> Norwegian newspaper's website. To say at least, I laughed so hard my tears
> went rolling. I also searched the web and found your website.
> I think this is some of the most genius stuff I've read\heard about. I
> certainly think ID is totally wacked (luckily we don't have this in Norway)
> and I certainly admire your original and humorus way to protest about
> organized religion, cause that's also the way I see it, a parody of any
> religious massehysteria.
>
> So, the thing is. I would really like to spread the world about FSM here in
> Norway. Make a big fuzz out of it. By this mean, make flyers, leaflets, or
> even a Norwegian-based section. A website, whatever. So my question is, what
> about memberships? Are you still developing this?
>
> For Norwegians, and people from all over the world of course, to have a
> chance to be a part of FSM would be great. But there is something you would
> have to figure out of first, would'nt it? A deeper theory, and practical
> sides of it. Like, what about priests? When f.ex. Christianity has priests,
> we could have Captains, Admirals etc for ranks, instead of Priests, High
> Priests, Bishops and so onâ€¦Maybe people could have different ranks based on
> their involvement in the movement.
>
> Think about it, and let me know what will be possible.
>
> HAIL AND EAT!

VeryGnawty wrote:Aye. We should have Captains, and Deckswabbers, and Barnacles.

Aye.

Are there any positions still open for barnacles? I think I would really like to be a barnacle. Especially after that nasty old song, "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" that we used to overhear the older kids singing in the other room where we weren't allowed to go.

Ay it has been on discussion for a while (with little agreed on), i like Aslaks nautical theme, but before we start claiming titles the kinks need to be ironed out and a sort of cursus honorum set up so that promotion is in the works.

It will take time so be patient.

Religious war at its very simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I'd like to be a barnacle. I read recently that, relative to their overall body size, that male barnacles have the largest... er, female-pleasin' organs of all male animals!! I guess if you're stuck to a pier somewheres and would like to knock on your cute neighbor lass's door, this is helpful.

a) If you are referring to the female orgasm (note spelling, please), there has been research done that suggests that women who have orgasms retain the sperm of their lovers longer, enabling them (the women) to get pregnant more easily.

b) Is it insane to enjoy one's organs? The FSM would have us enjoy all of what He/She has provided.

Woah guys, gonna call the appropriateness police if this keeps going. TBone and noodly, i fail to see what clitorii have with names and ranks. If you can manage to enlighten me (through PM's) then this can continue as is. If not then put your minds on task or wrath of Auntee shall be called upon ye.

Religious war at its very simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.