Weekly Wrap Up: Toronto Fury and Toronto Furies

The Clarkson Cup is over and the Toronto Furies have taken home their first Clarkson Cup which probably means there’s more parity in the CWHL than the NHL.

10. A Week of Returns

There were a few returns of note this week, from Patrick Roy returning to the franchise he stormed out on to former captains Rick Nash and Zach Parise returning to play their former teams. Both left in the summer of 2012, Nash in a trade after growing discouraged by the direction the Blue Jackets were taking, Parise leaving for Minnesota after taking his team to the Stanley Cup Final against the LA Kings. I had my suspicions about the receptions they would receive. Both were first round draft picks (in Nash’s case, first overall) that were with their teams for many years before leaving and were both very popular players with their franchise. The trade for Nash and Parise leaving as a free agent were both devastating in their own ways.

Amazing cartoon by Nate Beeler of The Columbus Dispatch.

My suspicions going in were that Rick Nash would be welcomed back with open arms, Zach Parise would get booed, Montreal…would mostly ignore that he was there. They’ve already done the welcome back thing and retired his jersey so him there as a coach is kind of whatever. Guess what? I was right.

After last week’s avalanche of tragedies, it’s nice to have some good news: Canadiens prospect Tim Bozon has woken up after being put into a medically induced coma. He had a case of bacterial meningitis, which reminds me to say now: get vaccinated against meningitis, kids, especially if you’re in college.

8. PK Subban’s Sochi Experience

PK Subban has one of the best personalities of the game (if you don’t believe me, go watch Sean Avery’s Dancing with the Stars bit. For someone known for his free tongue and being a bad boy he is incredibly boring on that show) and I am incredibly sad that he probably won’t need money after he retires and we won’t get to see him as a color commentator or a panelist on HNIC. (I say HNIC because it would probably make Don Cherry roll over in his restorative coffin.) Anyway, Subban has a video up of him telling Sochi stories and that’s great.

7. Hilary Knight: Aspiring Photo Journalist

On a related note, Hilary Knight has put up her photos from Sochi in a blog for ESPN. You should definitely follow her on Instagram, by the way, she’s hilarious and gives an interesting look into the life of a women’s hockey player.

On Saturday, Edmonton lost to Calgary — are you ready for this? — 8-1. Yeah. 8-1. Curtis Glencross got a hat trick. Matt Stajan scored a penalty shot and included a sweet tribute to the son he and his wife recently lost. Amongst all this, someone threw an Oilers jersey on the ice again in disgust — and Ben Scrivens threw it back:

The Oilers are free-falling like no one’s business and it’s incredibly annoying to see a team that had three first overall picks in a row fail repeatedly. And they keep clinging to their young kids — Gagner, Eberle, Hall, Yakupov — while making them the target of trade rumors (Gagner) and bringing down the value of their assets (Yakupov) and not making any bold choices towards change except in goal. But getting a goalie that can save your ass like Scrivens doesn’t help if you let him get peppered with shots (more on that later). If the Oilers don’t make a big trade this summer, they’re idiots.

5. The Columbus Cottonmouths Are Incredibly Charming

Before Shannon Szabados signed with them, I had never heard of this team but the more I learn the more charmed I am. (On a side note there is a good article about Szabados here.) First of all there are the antics that Szabados gets up to with her roommate:

Today I witnessed @ShannonSzabados leave her phone in the freezer at a grocery store. She thought she lost it for a while. #snakes

I propose we add this to the next All-Star Game: Goalie Dance Off. I want to see Price, Lundqvist, and Rask throw down.

4. The Clinching Begins

The Bruins and the Blues have officially clinched. Despite this handy site saying that others are also guaranteed in, the NHL says these are the only two. The Bruins have won twelve straight and look to be the Eastern team going to the conference final once again unless some team works their opposing dark magic against Tuukka Rask. Which brings me to…

3. Now The Panic Begins

The season is rapidly coming to a close (holy crap how?) and it’s time to start a) speculating about playoff match-ups and b) figuring out who the hell you’re going to root for if your team doesn’t make it (more on this at a later date).

According to ESPN NHL, current match-ups in the east would be: Toronto-Boston (which would be amazing especially if it got pushed to 7 games again), Tampa-Montreal (which could be fun if Stamkos is in full-on sniper mode), Pittsburgh-Detroit (which is so much better than the possibility of Pittsburgh-Philly although from an entertainment standpoint the latter would be better), and Philadelphia-New York (which would certainly be interesting). In the west they would be: San Jose-Minnesota (I’m not sure what to say about this. Something about Danny Heatley?), Anaheim-Los Angeles (PLEASE HOCKEY GODS GIVE US THIS), St. Louis-Phoenix (neglected Olympic goaltenders face off) and Chicago-Colorado (and I will take this moment to remind everyone that second-to-last place Colorado broke Chicago’s “streak” last year).

There are plenty of teams still in the point, most notably Washington (1 point out), Columbus (2 points out), Dallas (2 points out), and Vancouver (3 points out). So who do you root for? What gives you home ice advantage? No fear! I’ll pimp out this site again because it’s totally awesome and it has a tool at the bottom for telling you what result you should want.

2. Toronto Furies Win First Clarkson Cup

Because I work on Saturdays, I wasn’t able to watch the Blades face off against the Furies while defending their title only to fall to the Furies in overtime. Reportedly the game will be aired on TSN tonight so possibly I’ll get to watch it but in the meantime:

Hannah wanted me to mention Rob Rossi’s apparentobsession with Crosby and Malkin’s friendship. We too are big fans of the two-headed monster and honestly when I hear people talk about how they hate each other I kind of roll my eyes, but dang, dude.