A Scrapbook of Dumb Shit

Some random bullshit and Prive shut down

So tomorrow will mark the last incarnation of Lizard Fuck Coat Tales due to the lack of staying power derived from a fuck coat and the overwhelmingly powerful lack of interest. I will retort back to random posts of inane globs of words, but I hope everyone has at least enjoyed the initial fury of the iguana.

On an unrelated note they just revoked the liquor license of Prive night club in Planet Hollywood. Planet Hollywood was also fined $500,000 for allowing “illegal activity” to take place. The reason given, in more or less words, was people were partying way too hard, girls were using fake identification, and ecstacy users were rapidly approaching death in the night club, and undercover cops observed all of this over a few month period. Why it is the clubs responsibility to babysit individual people is beyond me, but Prive is only the first of a massive undercover raping of the strip that should be continuing throughout the next few months. So if you are planning on getting fucked up in Vegas, just remember to act normal and not pass out on the dancefloor, or you could get the club shut down.