I'm interrupting this dormant dog-blog to write about my entry into the world of children's literature - there will still be the occasional mention of my erstwhile doggie companion who is still a pup in spirit, if not in size.

1 Apr 2012

Another guest post from D1

How
to teach your dog to fly

by
D1

Tie a giant bone to a light hanging 5 metres
above the ground.

1.Fetch your T.V remote.

2.Get your dog and put it on a bookshelf
8 metres above the ground. (Make sure your dog is on a lead).

3.Press fast forward on your remote
control.

4.Unclip your dog’s leash and command “fly”.

5.Your dog will have flown to the bone and
be clinging on to it by its teeth.

6.Your T.V will be going at top speed.

7.You may want to help your dog down as
it may still have trouble flying.

8.To do this get a plastic slide off eBay
and put it under your dog.

9.Put an even bigger bone than the one hanging
from the ceiling at the bottom of the slide and your dog will come down the
slide and run into the backyard with its prize.

10.Go to the local football oval with
your dog and say “fly”. Your dog will fly and may do somersaults if it has been
practicing.