Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have accomplished so much in only 27 years that it's kind of disheartening for not-yet-as-accomplished mortals to constantly read about it.

But Net-A-Porter's The Edit doesn't care, and proceeds to rub everyone's noses in the Olsen Twins' success with a praise-filled cover story and lots of gorgeous pics in this week's issue.

Guess everybody just has to deal with it!

The sisters look angelic both on the cover and in the spread, decked out in sumptuous pieces from their own critically-acclaimed label, The Row.

Simple monochrome coats and thick knit sweaters somehow look remarkably luxurious and covetable, which was exactly what the siblings had in mind when creating their label.

Ashley explained:

"We saw a space in the market. We knew there wasn’t another brand offering basics in a luxurious and contemporary way. If I wear certain designer brands, or too much of something, I look crazy, and I need something to break it up. If you are wearing a Chanel jacket and you need an anonymous piece that will show just how special that jacket is, I hope that is what The Row gives you."

And although they could basically just rest on their laurels at this point, they're eager to help out up-and-coming designers.

Ashley admitted:

"I sit on a couple of boards, and [whether it is a] jewelry or furniture designer, we figure out who they need to talk to."

And Mary-Kate added:

"It’s nothing for us to pick up the phone, but it means a lot to do it."

Successful, rich, beautiful, famous, AND generous. They're the total package!