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hey people, all you regulars and people before, since I am one of the newest, i just wanted you all to know im new and shit and itd be coo to meet you all, so private me if u want, reply to this post obviously if u want, if u wanna flame me, flame me, i can handle it, all i wanna say is this place seems pretty sweet and its gonna be cool. Ill be here almost everyday from now on.L8r all of you-nueone

Well, on UGN's behalf, I would like to present you with this official UGN Jizz Bucket, it has been autographed by Wonka, The Village People, and The A Team(Mr. T too).May it yield you many sips on those lonely thirsty nights when you cannot find some Mountain Dew or other caffeinated beverage...

over 3 and a half hours before you lay the smack down Curse, congradulations you showed some restraint for the first time ever. newone, i got some jizz for ya too, and a complementarty pipe bomb in your locker too. BOOM