David Zeph is the name I am mistakenly called. That is a problem — as all base men are. Gandhi’s suggestion for living was to become the Mr. Perfect dream child of Lady Gaga that I wish the world to see. So if you ever close your eyes and find yourself drifting alone in outer space or walking along the bottom of the ocean starving for some GLORIOUS X CHAMPION ART, pull out your GPS and set your coordinates to Zeph Zero.