Thank you for letting me borrow your car even though I hadn’t driven a stick shift in over two years and stalled FOUR times in the span of a half mile and then scared the living shit out of that old lady who was about to cross the street but because she had paid a full tithing her entire life God saw fit to have mercy on her soul and save her from my lurching clutches.

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