Taylor Swift is set to perform at the VMAs tonight—her appearance was supposed to be a surprise, but it leaked out, presumably so we'd all gossip about it prior to the show. And it worked! Good morning! [People]

Swift is reportedly going to sing a song she wrote about Kanye West, which will be featured on her upcoming album. [CanadianPress]

And according to this report, there will be no reunion between West and Swift, though I find that highly unlikely. [ContactMusic]

Megan Fox is very happily married: "Getting married was the best thing I've ever done. I married my best friend. I'm so lucky to get to be with him every day, and he's my protector. I feel so safe and happy and completed." [People]

Nicki Minaj has nothing but praise for Lauryn Hill: "It's like, freaking, I want to bow down and kiss her feet. Like, I think everyone in my generation, we look at her as a freaking, and I hate to say this because it sounds kinda blasphemous, she's almost like a godly-type of creature," she told Rap Radar, "It's not human. So the fact that she's doing stuff and performing, I think that it's a great day and I've always loved her and I still love her and I always will love her, and that's about it." [DigitalSpy]

Vinny Guadagnino of Jersey Shore on his on-screen hookup with Angelina Pivarnick: "Angelina isn't the best person to hook up with, but we were out partying and having fun. They aren't all going to be 9s and 10s!" Classy, dude. [USWeekly]

Britney Spears is wearing a diamond ring, which either means she's engaged or she just felt like wearing a diamond ring. [TheSun]

Jay-Z is planning on becoming an investor in Arsenal: "I never want to be a back-seat investor. I want to be on the board, involved in the decision-making... I'm at the stage of my career where I am ready for another investment like this. I have really got into soccer over the last 10 years and I've been saying for some time I want a percentage of Arsenal." [ContactMusic]

Jennifer Aniston visited John Mayer backstage at a recent concert in Georgia: "She looked gorgeous and seemed to be really enjoying herself," says a source, "She and John laughed a lot." [RadarOnline]

White House party crasher Michaele Salahi is being sued by her plastic surgeon, who claims she owes him $500 for "unnamed procedures." [TMZ]

Tween star Demi Lovato has quit her Twitter page: "I love my fans so much but the access that the other people have is uncomfortable to me. Twitterbreak. Peace." [ContactMusic]

"Listen, there is no greater insult to me as an artist than to basically implicate that you'll never do better than you did. My answer to all that is go f**k yourself...Go back and live in video land, go read Rolling Stone from 1994 and read about indie integrity and see Kurt Cobain standing on the hill with the T-shirt, 'Corporate Magazines Suck'. You can live it in perpetuity. I'm gone. I've moved on to the next town. You know? I've got a different horse and I'm riding into a different sunset. And the people that are around seem to be having a really good f**king time."-Billy Corgan [DigitalSpy]

GLAAD is speaking out against 50 Cent due to comments he recently posted on his Twitter page: "Perez Hilton calld me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his but still made me feel better." Says the organization: "It's wrong to make jokes and promote violence against the gay community. Taking down the post is not enough. We wanted him to tell his Twitter followers that what he did was wrong." [PageSix]

"I usually duck the paparazzi. It's literally someone waiting for you to pick your nose or scratch yourself. Everyone has picked their nose at one point in their life too."-Jon Hamm [DailyMail]

Brooklyn Decker says she wasn't meant to be a runway model: "I have boobs. I'm very all-American. I wasn't edgy. Plus, I'd walk in and be like, 'Hey guys!' with a big smile on my face. And they'd be like, 'You are not cool. You are too nice' . . . But funnily enough, the second I started accepting that this is who I am, I started working a ton." [PageSix]

"When I got clean and sober, it was like I was a kid again. Everything was new. Not to sound corny, I felt like I was born again. I had to learn my writing skills. I was relearning how to rap. I didn't know if my MC skills were intact. But everything was fun and suddenly I started feeling happy. I hadn't felt happy for a long time."-Eminem [NYPost]