I'm
back and here to stay!Thanks to Flashbacks.com,
JesusDressUp.com and NormalBobSmith.com have a permanent home on
the web.

As usual all of the Christian emails will be in blue
and my replies will be in black and
white. Enjoy!

Either
everyone in the world is a Christian or I'm being screwed!

OK,
the holidays weren't the busiest time for my pages but this is ridiculous!

So
I'm going to check my traffic for the holidays. I'm expecting it
to be below average because most people are with their families
and not at their computers.
However, I was astounded to discover that on the day of Christmas
nobody visited Jesus
Dress Up.

Perplexed,
I called my web hosting company and was told that their services
were not "down" for that day and no explanation
could be found.

Now
I could really care less if my pages drop to zero visits for a day,
but something really seems fishy indeed. Could it be a "Christian
Blacklist"?

I am not here to speculate but I have switched hosts and now I can
rest assured that JesusDressUp.com and the rest shall remain on-line
for every day to come.

I
am going to simply conclude with a quote from a very high profile
musical group with the words "Things that make you go hmmm."

Here
is a fan that I believe would have wanted to visit Jesus Dress Up
on Christmas day.

HI, My name is
Vova.
I'm from Ukrain.

Excuse me for my
English.
I like drugs? every day I smoking ganj (maryhuana ;)~ Sometime
I take geroin (near 2 time in week) I'm have fune story and
poetry of Drug, but it in russian lnguage Do you have friends,
who know russian? If yes - give them my email, please I'll
be happy if whos of your friands or you will be written me
;)

Thank you, bye
;))~
matrix00@te.net.ua

Are
you buyin' that Vova wouldn't have visited Jesus Dress Up that day?
Yes, I thought not.

"
Some
of the most intelligent people are significant characters
in the Bible."

Bob,
It's sad to see somebody with as much talent as you with a
site dedicated to the mockery of Christ.

I
hope one day that you can see that God loves you & wants to
bless your life & use you to bless others.

His
goal is not to turn you into a 'mindless robot'. Some of the
most intelligent people are significant characters in the
Bible. Mark was a Doctor, Paul was a genius (used to be a
high ranking Pharisee before he met Jesus). Solomon was the
wisest man who ever lived (apart from Jesus).

He
created you with individuality & uniqueness that separates
you from everybody else, & wants to use you to reach people
that I couldn't reach.

I
know that my words may be going in one ear & out the other
because I'm sure you've heard all of this before, but I just
wanted to send you this letter & tell you about a God who
gave his life for you because He loves you. Greater love has
no man than this.. that he lay his life down for a friend.Take care
Bob,

Jason
A. Ogle
jogle@adagency.com

First off,
this concept called "Christ" is well deserving of a good
old-fashioned mockery. It's an idea from 2000 years ago that raises
its ugly head to control our lives. That alone calls for some harsh
probing. But the fact that so many buy into this legend and want
everyone else to do the same, more than qualifies it for some low
down, back-alley mockery.

Anyone who
instructs me to change my thought process with a threat of death,
I resent. And that's what it is. Do or die. Not my idea of freedom
at all. Thus, the resentment, doubt and mockery.

Jason, the
ease in which you accept responsibility for other people's eternal
lives is horrifying. Without a shred of proof you're claiming to
know the intentions of the Bible's authors. Men who believed in
demon possession and grew hair on their necks.

The "mindless
robot" stereotype are your own words. That's what you think
I think. It's a .50¢ concept of what a non-Christian thinks.
Unlike most, words do not go in one ear and out the other with me.
I have listened. So much listening I have done. Your words hold
little water.

And the
qualifications for being a doctor back then involved sawing off
body parts and prayer groups for head colds.

"Lance
"Koolbass" Martin"

Since
Jesus is the Son of the being that created you, I'm glad to
see you actally think about Him!! I realize there was probably
not much Love in your heart when you created this site...but
Jesus stands ready to Love you...even as you are. It's because
of self-centered jerks like me and you that Jesus died, so
in spite of our filth, we can be made presentable to our God,
Through belief in Jesus and that cross you drew on your page.

Lance
"Koolbass" Martin
koolbass@webtv.net

Dear Mr.
Koolbass

The love
that I feel when I'm creating these pages is great. It is much different
than the "love" that you're familiar with. My love is
expressing myself. I love being creative, without restrictions.

It looks
as though your love is for ghosts and inanimate objects (the cross
that I drew on my page). I'd like you to explain to me how your
love and worship for a cross differs from the love and worship a
bushman has for a rock with a face carved into it.

So from
one self centered jerk to another (a true selflessness would take
no pleasure in a heaven while all others be damned), you can spend
your life making yourself presentable for death. I'm going to continue
aiding the evolution of mankind the best that I can.

Bob

PS. Why
did you nickname yourself cold fish? That must drive the ladies
crazy!

"...
offended by your website that features a game where you
have the choice to dress Jesus...as
a mime."

I
am a Christian and I was very offended by your website that
features a game where you have the choice to dress Jesus,
the One who dies on the cross for you and I and the whole
world, as Satan or as a mime or other degrading and offensive
clothing. Jesus died on the cross for us and felt all the
pain of all the worlds sins go through Him for us!! I am not
saying that you are a bad person or are going to hell, but
please consider taking down the page.
Thank you.

Carichick9@aol.com

The key
word you used is "Choose". You can choose to visit
the site. That's what makes this country great. As long as people
aren't getting hurt, no harm done. HURT FEELINGS DON'T COUNT! Goddamn
people out there getting hurt feelings. It's an extremely outdated
emotion when pertaining to entertainment.

People like
you should not surf the Internet. You're going to ruin it for the
rest of us!

By the way,
the mime idea is hilarious! A MIME WITH HIS HANDS AND FEET NAILED
DOWN! HOW DOES HE MIME?!? HA HA HA!... priceless!