Britney Spears in a bikini

Here’s Britney Spears in the Caribbeans with her kids and agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick. Apparently the two of them really are an item, or else she mistook him for Fudgie The Whale and tried to eat him in his natural habitat so he’d die happy. Could go either way on that one.

NOTE: For the record, I’m not calling Britney fat as much as a chocolate-loving leviathan of dumb. Just so we’re clear.