Despite the recent opening of the Mob Museum in Las Vegas, much remains unknown about organized crime. We do believe, however, that since travel, often taken at short notice, sometimes in the middle of the night, is such a key element of life in the underworld, would-be mobsters are often vetted by being given a test similar to this one:

You should always pick holiday destinations based on:

1 Recommendations of travelers you trust

2 Guidebooks, magazines, websites

3 Extradition laws

Everything you pack should fit into:

1 A carry-on bag

2 Two suitcases

3 Body cavities

The most uncomfortable way to fly is:

1 In coach

2 In the middle seat

3 In handcuffs

When renting a car, always:

1 Ask for a free upgrade

2 Accept the collision damage waiver

3 Bring a set of stolen plates

On a local tour, if a ragged child tries to sell you a mango, you should:

1 Buy it even if you are not hungry

2 Explain the risk of germs from unwashed fruit and the shortcomings of most national health plans