My history of funny shit. *Puts round glasses on his head, pulling out a pile of pink sticky notes, rocking back in his rocking chair*Well. It all started some time a year and a half back...my first ever RP server. Brinkley gaming. I applied for thus heer rp server to the civil proteck chun force, and got accepted a week latur. So, on meh furst day of cca, I made my charactur with one question, Male o female? I said what the hell, and made a female charactur. So my first day, I got 05 aftur rct trainen, and was told to go guard tha city 18 slums checkpoint. I got my pistol, pulled my stunstick out, AAAIIIEEE was I excited, so I get to the gate...and stare...and gaurd...and then. I hear thar footsteps behind meh! SO I turn around, and some blue shoulderd ninny-rouge named zero was like "Hey unit, lemme try theese here zipties, thar new!" so...seein as how I'm not a metagamer...I thought he was a dvl icly, and did what e said. but then, as he tied me, I heard over LOOC "Wait, SHE is being tied up?" and that was it. he then knocked my character out laughen 'es ass off, and then I was being dragged into the subway. I woke up to being raped by horrible extreamly descriptive /me's, and then got thrown into the subway tracks. what. a. damn. day. WELCOME TO THE MPF!

____________________Dubwub is gey.Hipsters are gey.Emos are gey.Attention Whores are gey.Swag is gey.Yolo is gey.#SWAQYOLFKONY2013 is not gey.RK

My first day as CCA in DA was my first time ever as CCA.So I get 05, and follow the OfC, who at the time was D-Lop.I am doing as he says, and then, bam. Rape scene. We do a search of the CAH, and upstairs someone in the CCA is raping a citizen.

Well I didn't mean it in that way, I meant it as in you got the position because Cherry saw it as a better idea to get the person who didn't compete for it over the two that were always trying to 1-up each other. ANd it was a reasonable choice. And I congratulate how 00707 made it as far as APEX.

____________________Characters:Citizen; Dexter Pearce-Starting to look for trouble...Citizen; Ryan Simpson-Just chillin', going fucking crazy.Citizen; Hank Lamar-Trying to make the world a brighter place, without even knowing it.CCA; CCA-C18-HELIX-03.79645-Doing the best damn job he can, studying human psychology.

You can dig your own grave as deep as you want. There is always another person to bury you.

My first day of CCA was a day like any other day as a CCA, except my unit met Stinger, whom briefly knocked him out and dragged him aways from the plaza and stuffed him into a trashcan

stinger turned on his heels backwards, snickering, throwing a can at my unit's unconscious body. He said the following slowly, as he began his journey forwards back into the slums, : "Pick up that can"