Another Letter From Paris

Good news! Paris is practicing her spelling again, which means that she's written another tell-all letter to the people who claim to like her. (We'll call them "friends" for short.) This time, Paris writes about lying talking to Barbara Walters, discovering that Jesus hottie, and all the "friends" she's made in jail already. Oh, Paris... (Want more? Click here to read her first and second letters.)

Of course they're made up. That is WHY it's funny.
Though, I do think it possible for someone to be that stupid. Very rare, as there are lots of oppurtunities to learn in our society, someone could avoid them all.