Queen Chrysalis: Yes, I know! We have been planning this for quite some time. [laughing evilly] Oh, thank you, Applejack. My spell can create a copy of anypony I desire. All I need is an image and a piece of the pony. [sniffs] Oh, and this.

[magic zap]

Queen Chrysalis: Why copies, Rarity? Because Princess Twilight and her friends control the Elements of Harmony, the most powerful weapon in all Equestria.

[magic zap]

Queen Chrysalis: Which means you - will - be - able - to - use - them - too!

[magic zap]

Queen Chrysalis: And serve me!

[magic zap]

Queen Chrysalis: Together, we will destroy Twilight Sparkle and her meddlesome friends!

Mean Twilight Sparkle: No. Keep searching. I'll find the others. We can accomplish more if we split our resources.

Queen Chrysalis: Very well. You have my permission.

Mean Twilight Sparkle: "Permission"? You need us way more than we need you, your Majesty! The others are fools. But with me to lead them, there's no reason we can't find the Elements and keep the power for ourselves!

Mean Applejack: They're at a secret party up in that there tree. Run by a... squirrel named, uh, Jerome. But, uh, y-you need a password to get in.

Queen Chrysalis: [growls] Enough!

[thud]

[slam!]

Queen Chrysalis: You will go out there and find the others, you will bring them back here, and we will steal the Elements of Harmony so I can destroy Starlight's life like she destroyed mine! [through gritted teeth] Understand?

Pinkie Pie: And then we all grew super-long manes with all kinds of colors, and your castle grew out of the ground, and everypony was like, "Whoa!" And then we sang this song about rainbows, and— [gasps]

Fluttershy: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy! What's wrong?

Fluttershy: [crying] Everycreature is mad at me!

Pinkie Pie: [gasps] What?! That can't be right!

Fluttershy: [crying, sniffling]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: [groans] Can we hurry this up? We're on a schedule here!

Pinkie Pie: Twilight, your schedule can wait! Fluttershy's upset.

Mean Twilight Sparkle: Well, tell her to get over it! I'll go get the others. Stay here!

Fluttershy: [crying, sniffling]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, great. You upset Fluttershy, too?

Pinkie Pie: You know what, Twilight? Maybe if you weren't so worried about schedules, you'd realize you're the one ruining the retreat for your friends!

Twilight Sparkle: Everypony, quiet! Listen. We know each other really well — the great stuff and how to get on each other's nerves, too. I wanted a fun trip with my friends. But instead, I got carried away with plans and ruined everything. If you want to forget it all and head home, I won't be offended. I just want us to stop fighting.

Applejack: [to Starlight Glimmer] Hey, sorry if I got carried away with all that campin' stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: I'm sorry, too. I should've just told you I'll never like camping. Also, I'll never like camping.

Rarity: Well, if we're all being honest, I can't survive with just this tiny yet fashionable little saddlebag! I miss my things!

Pinkie Pie: [to Twilight Sparkle] I'm sorry that you thought that I thought your plan was lame. Your plans are the most un-lamest!

Rainbow Dash: And I always have fun when we're all together. Even if it's learning pretending to be fun.

Twilight Sparkle: So... does that mean you still want to have the retreat?

All except Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy: Yes!

Fluttershy: If everypony likes me again.

All: [laughing]

Twilight Sparkle: Let's get to that Tree. I have the whole campsite set up and ready.

Mean Pinkie Pie: [groans] What's this garbage?

Mean Applejack: Badger installation art! Ya see—

Queen Chrysalis: Just! Retrieve! The Elements!

Mean Fluttershy: [laughing cruelly]

Mean Rarity: Mine! Mine!

[clattering]

Mean Rarity: Mine! [crazed laughter]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: Once we get the power of the Elements, no creature – not even her Majesty – can tell us what to do. Just follow my lead. Got it?

Mean Ponies: [laughing evilly]

Mean Rarity: Ooh! That one's mine!

[ping!]

Mean Rarity: [crazed laughter]

[thud]

Mean Fluttershy: Oops. I'd say sorry, but I'm not!

Mean Rarity and Mean Fluttershy: [grunting]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: Stop it, fools!

[ping!]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: We need the Elements to take out Chrysalis! [gasps]

Queen Chrysalis: How dare you! I created you!

[magic zap]

[thud]

[dull pulsating]

[ping!]

Mean Pinkie Pie: [laughing]

[ping!]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: [groaning]

[ping!]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: [groaning]

[magic sounds]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]

[magic sounds]

Mean Twilight Sparkle: Imbeciles! You ruined everythiiiiiiiing!

[shimmering sounds]

[clattering]

Queen Chrysalis: Servants always fail you in the end! Just wait, Starlight. I will have my revenge!

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Are you kidding me?

Pinkie Pie: [laughing] This was... the worst... day... ever!

All: [laughing]

Starlight Glimmer: Come on, everypony. We can fix this campsite in no time.

Applejack: Spoken like a true camper.

Starlight Glimmer: Eh, don't push it.

Applejack and Starlight Glimmer: [chuckling]

Twilight Sparkle: You know, if we can survive a day like this, I think our friendship is strong enough to handle anything the world can throw at us.