Oh, M.I.A. where have you and your cuntified tongue been all my life? I just want to miniaturize myself so that I can sit on M.I.A.’s bottom lip and give her words of cuntery a quick hug before they come flying out of her mouth.

Last month, the ever-so-crazy M.I.A. flicked Lady Gaga’s urethra when she said she “isn’t progressive.” And in a new interview with The New York Times, M.I.A. once again yanked at Gaga’s tuck with this:

“With our video, we were really copying ‘Telephone’. Both our videos are road movies. We kill people, and they kill people. They start out in a prison, and we start out in a squat, hunting people down…… I can’t talk about Gaga anymore. All I’ll say is, it’s upsetting when babies say ga-ga now. It used to be innocent. Now, they’re calling her name.

You can’t really say that Gaga is culturally a change. Madonna was truly unique.”

Babies aren’t calling Gaga’s name when they say “ga ga.” They are calling her name when they fart. WELL, M.I.A. started it! I’m just trying to follow the master.

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