while you were partying

When you were partying I studied The BladeWhen you were having premarital sexI mastered THE BLOCKCHAINWhile you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanityI cultivated Inner StrengthAnd now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

This is a comedy show.

Funding for While You Were Partying is provided, in part, by Caryl Ratner.