Saturday, October 25, 2014

Overheard conversations are often too good not to pass along. Here they are:

Simon: I'm sorry old chap but you can't thrash her just because she thinks your hat is too small.

Anon: "I say old boy; you must set the record straight, and show her who's boss!"

Jon: "Lord Beaverbend, now that I've married your daughter and taken her off your hands, may I borrow that cane for our honeymoon?""Certainly, certainly. I have another in the carriage for the trip home with Lady Beaverbend. Knowing my daughter and wife so well, I always travel with a spare."

Ronnie: I say old chap: don't worry, a spanking from your wife isn't all that bad, in fact I quite like it when my wife spanks me.

Six of the best: One gentlemen says to the other, "Will you be taking your wife's knickers
down to-night?" "By Jove," says the other, "for six of the best with a
cane, on her bare bottom" with a smile.

Baxter: The younger guy to the older guy: I believe my wife could use some discipline. What do you recommend?The
older guy to the younger: I strongly suggest that you get a cane and a
tawse and use them strongly on your wife to show her who is boss.

Dr. Ken: "And then we will remove their panties and spank their bare bottoms and
they can appreciate our bulges, for we are two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!"

Nina: "...and when I came home she had cut out all the pictures of my newspaper. Well,
old chap, you can probably imagine how miffed I was, so I took the cane
from the bed and gave her what she deserved for such an insolence.

Vfrat25000: Hey George, I’ll let you in on a little secret…I’m wearing my wife’s underwear.Frederick,
I guess I should let you know a little secret as well. Your wife was
hiding behind my living room couch when you arrived and guess what, she
didn’t need her underwear!

George, I want to discuss that merger with Arlington Iron Works. I’m not sure it’s a good move.Fred, I want to find a Port-A-John ASAP. That foot-long chili dog I had for lunch is fighting back.

Let’s go light a bag of dog crap and throw it on Franklin’s porch. We can tease him at the next Board Meeting.

What do you mean you have no idea where you parked?

I am going to puke. Can I borrow your hat?

Get
your hand out of your pocket, man. We are in public. If you want to
play “pocket pool,” at least wait until we are back at the office,
that’s disgusting, you perv.

A. Lurker: "Did you happen to see the 2 young ladies who were here a while ago?""The ones who were discussing how much they enjoy being spanked? One of them was wearing an entire garden on her hat?""Yes, those 2! Now that I have returned with my cane I can't find them anywhere!"

Hermione: Pendergast, old boy, I assure you that caning a young lady is quite as invigorating as riding to hounds, and you won't end the day with muddy boots.

Who knew two such serious gentlemen discussed those topics? For another interesting topic about a similar subject, please join us for brunch, coming up next.