Sunday, February 24, 2008

ANNOUNCING: The "Not all Blondes are Women Contest"...enter today!

You've all heard of "Dumb Blonde" jokes. They have been around for YEARS.

Well, this your revenge, ladies. (or gentlemen, if you want.)

We are looking for the best jokes you can come up with in a NEW category... "Dumb Blond MenJokes." But they don't have to be originals, you can beg, borrow, steal, push or drag in these jokes, and we don't care... we will accept ANYTHING, because we just want FUNNY.

We're not joking here, YOU are. Are you ready? Well, get going. Click on the comments and go to it!

This contest is for an unlimited time, with only one restriction: please...no outright profanity...kids like jokes as much as you do, so keep it PG rated.

In the end, or from time to time as the mood strikes us, we will select the BEST jokes left here and:

we will repost the winning joke(s) to several prominent blogs, crediting YOU

we will award a "Golden Warrior" trophy for your OWN blog to wear proudly

16 comments:

To start the mayhem going, heres one: The blond guy goes in the drugstore, asks the lady working there, "Have you got any...well..."He hesitates. She taps her fingers, waiting. He looks embarrassed. Hmmmm, she thinks, another one of THOSE. Finally she says, slyly, "You mean, 'balloons?'" The blond guy perks right up. "Yeah!" he exclaims. "But how did you guess?"And the lady replies, "Your wife just called and warned me you'd be in."

Uh, you're right, A, but didn't I put "blond" guy in my first comment/joke? And I seem to recall changing the post itself to say "Blond Men Jokes", too! (Sigh.) I guess I need to rent a billboard next and say I LOVE YOU TOO!

cool idea I.N. will give it some thought and see what comes to mind (of course, being blonde, it may be very little!) .......kidding, I am no longer blonde, more like grey striped field mouse these days!

OK, here's one... Two blond guys are sitting on the porch, swigging whiskey. One of them looks at the full moon and says "I wonder which is further away, the moon or Cape Town?" "Duuuuh", says his friend, "can you see Cape Town?"