Oh, hai perezilicious readers — we didn't even notice you over there!!!

This ongoing dispute between Joan Rivers and the striking writers of Fashion Police has us sooooo worked up that we almost want to stick it to The Man ourselves!!

Or, in Zefron's case, let the man stick it to us, LOLz!!

We told you Joan reached a settlement with the Writers Guild of America East, in which she vowed to stop writing her own material, but the show's striking writers are none too thrilled with the supposed resolution!

We have EXCLUSIVE! testimonial from one of them saying Joan isn't on their side at all. In fact, they allege she actively "undermined" their efforts to organize against E!.

But now, that's all about to change, at least according to TMZ! That's because a week from tomorrow -- on December 17 -- Khloé and Lamar's split will be legal, final, and FULL! And that's all she wrote!

As the final divorce docs are set to be stamped by a judge on that day just over a week from right now, the final terms are pretty standard and straightforward, too: