Every so often, I'll come across an emotional video that really makes me feel something, deep inside my soul. This is not one of those. Brazilian Italo Romano apparently had his legs surgically removed by a train, and has since learned how to sit on a skateboard and flip it with his hands. I mean, c'mon. Next you're going to tell me that this guy got sponsored by a shoe company like DC... Wait, really? Video after the jump!

With the upcoming film adaptations of Green Lantern, Thor and Captain America, the floodgates are opening for more movies based on comic books. However, before we go all willy-nilly buying up every comic property left and right, let us not forget that not all comics are as golden as Batman or Spider-Man. With that in mind, here are a few comic books producers should avoid to prevent a box-office disaster.

Honestly, are you serious, FIFA? Qatar?! There's no greater stage for a global event than the good ol' US of frickin' A and you choose Qatar?! Who does sports and entertainment better than us Americans? Nobody, that's who! Unreal. The stars and stripes know how to party no matter what we're celebrating. Even though football (the REAL football) is our sport of choice, we'll throw down some brews for a red card or three. Big mistake! COED will console you with this smokeshow.