"Saginaw, Michigan"

"Saggin' Like Michigan"

The Lyrics

My wife's boobs used to be like CanadaUp and perked at the top of the USANow they're hangin' down,and sorta' Saggin' Like MichiganWith nipples aimed at the ground in a droopy way

Her big butt, too,It's Saggin' Like MichiganWishin' I could be a rich and wealthy manI'd sure make hera hot bodied sexy young dish againI would get her fixed by a plastic surgeon's hand

But, I'm out here in Nebraska,Scratchin' a poor dirt farmWhen I'm wantin' love, these old brown cows, look better in the barnGonna' fatten up the herd,Wait till the market's higher, thenI'll have 'em make my "Trish" a babe, Not Saggin' Like Michigan

Ain't told her yet,She's Saggin' Like MichiganI just say: "Honey, I'm a savin' cash, for you and me"'Cause I'm the quiet type, Ain't gonna' be no bitchin' manBut, when the right time comes, I'll suggest surgery

Just sold the herdin Souix City, IowaWe go out to celebrate, dinner and champagneI tell my "Trish"I've got a big surprise for ya'Gonna' get you a make-over job from Doc Lane."

Drive to Omaha, Nebraska Patricia gets the worksA brand new butt, and brand new boobs, With firmed up nipple perksBut, now I'm a' wishin' I still had my old "Trish," againCause' the new one left with a guy,And they're livin' in Michigan

If I could just wish backMy old "Trish",...I'd never wish againI'm a lonely old man with a sad heart, Saggin' Like Michigan

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thanks, alvin....You probably never heard of this old country chestnut...right?....I didn't expect too many would...Ya' gotta be really old, plus a diehard classic country fan...and I fit both those qualifications.. :>)

I live in Omaha, my daughter lives in Sioux City and a good friend is from Michigan and has nothing good to say about it so living in the midst of these lyrics I find this song extremely funny. Well done and thanks!

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