To Tweet, Or Not To Tweet?

So, obviously Twitter is the preferred medium of over-sharers everywhere. The whole point is to instantly broadcast to a wide range of people the minutae of your (no doubt fascinating) everyday life.

Still, there is a line, people. There is a line.

Next time you find yourself thinking "Hey! I should tweet that!", please take a moment to read the following guide, because too often, if the question is "To Tweet or not to tweet?", the answer is No, No, NO.

OverTwitten Good Morning! Just woke up and brushed my teeth. Pretty action packed day today, I've got a meeting at nine. Meetings are pretty fun if there

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OverTwitten is food but if there isn't food then they get to be pretty boring. Ok! have a great day!

Ok, listen: The beauty of Twitter is that we only have to read about your life 140 characters at a time. Twitter run-ons are a blatant violation of any Twitter friendship, and definitely merit an Un-Following.

5. Twitter TMI

OverTwitten So the good news is that it isn't poison oak...the bad news is that the doctor has no idea what it is and it seems to be spreading...