17 - tall, dark and handsome25 - tall, dark and handsome with money35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain48 - a man with hair66 - a man

HOUSE PET

17 - Muffy the cat25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED

17 - 1725 - 2535 - 3548 - 4866 - 66

IDEAL DATE

17 - He offers to pay25 - He pays35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids66 - He can chew his breakfast ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Female Laws To Live By The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong.

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"

God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?"

Joe, that really stinks you have to go in especially so early on your day off. I hope the rest of your day is spectacular.

I decided to break free from the corner and invited my sis for an afternoon of bonding. I think we are going to browse IKEA and then go to Brunch at Barleycorns. Whatever it will be, it will be good to get out.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Darlene,Haroula and Cailyn. Joe sorry you have to go to a meeting on your day off. Maybe arrow hunting in the afternoon? Ana sounds like a fun day planned with your sister. Darlene nice to see you in the diner! Haroula enjoy your day. Cailyn coffee is on - hope you are feeling better. Happy Day wished for all!

Good morning Joe,Ana,Darlene,Haroula Ana sounds like fun with your sister, how is your toe? My hand is much better so I'll get the coffee going,we had a dusting of snow last night hope that's the end of it!Wishing everyone a great day

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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Good morning everyone. We will be doing our taxes, oldest son's taxes, and grandson's taxes today. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Saturday. Danish, Muffins, Pancakes, Omelets, and Hot Chocolate in the NC.

Hi, everyone. Sorry for the brief stop-by, but I have to get ready to go. This morning, I found out that Jupiter's stool was inflamed and bleeding. I have noticed that his diarrhea has gotten worse lately but thought it was because he had fleas and would get better when he had his medicine. Unfortunately, it's only gotten worse, so it's off to the vet. Hoping they can do something for him!!

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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Grey and overcast out there but no cold. Hubby and I are going to go walk a bit with the doggies, then home to shower and change, and then hit the road to Birmingham. We are seeing The Screwtape Letters there this evening. Man, I wish we had a Star Trek transpoter.

Joe, I think it so stupid to make people come in for early morning meetings on their day off.

Ana, enjoy your time out of the corner. Are you looking for something in particular of just looking?

Darlene, glad you have fun and hope you all don't come down with the flu and that your day is easypeasy!

Haroula, how is your day going?

Gerry, what's up for you today?

Cailyn, glad ou are feeling better. Thanks for the coffee.

Connie, have fun! I'll be doing that in a couple of weeks.

Quest

Nan, that is a heat spell for you guys right now. Seriously, does Sassie have a coat and booties?

Venus, hope Jupiter is ok.

LaBelleRachael

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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras