Never Trust A Man (with Egg On His Face) lyrics

A man and a woman walking down theStreetWith a son and a daughter it was oh so sweetWhen mummy turned to daddy and sheSaid:'my dear, write out your will the end is near'Then she pulled out the gunI saw the sparksMessed up the suit that he'd bought fromMarksBecause

She'd heard the voices from outer spaceShe'd heard the voices from outer spaceShe'd heard the voices from outer spaceSaying,'never trust a man with egg on hisFace'Three months later mrs b standsA smile on her face, blood on her handsThe kiddies got scared and have run to bedThe headlines in the papers said that:'she was the victim of an awful plan.Announced through the mouthpiece of aLittle green manShe'd heard the voices from outer spaceSaying:'never trust a man with egg on his face'