Sinoda wrote:Though shall not eat "chicken" nuggets from fast-food restaraunts, as it is unpure.

Spoken truly as chickens eat their own poop.

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This is Bunny.
Bunny, as cute and cuddley as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig

There's actually a story behind my many faces of phil avatars. When I left my last place of employment, I foolishly left behind a funny-face picture of myself with my one eye all crossed. So my friends stuck it behind glass and daily drew on it with dry-erase markers. Then they took pictures and sent me the results. I have a few of them, and normally on other forums that allow offsite avatar linking, I setup my random.php script as my avatar to change the picture on each page load.
http://chlue.org/~phil/gifs/Some of them really crack me up.

Vengence belongs only to the Holy One. Should you happen upon a restaurant that serves pasta that is not up to the standard of the Holy One, simply deny that restaurant your business in the future. You shall not vandalize, burn, harass, or otherwise disturb the peace.

(Zealots come out of every religion. We might want to start keeping ours in check now.)

Thou shalt honor thy mother and midgits; for thou was but a little person in the womb for nine months and midgits are but little persons their entire lives.

Thou shalt not insult a pirate to his face, even jokingly, for pirates possess the divine privilege to defend their pirate ego unless thou art prepared to offer a Holy meal of spaghetti and meatballs to said pirate. In which case he is required to accept both the Holy meal and the insult.

Thou shalt not design experiments or tests that thou feelest may support or denyth the existence of Myself or My Noodly Appendage. Thou will not be punished but will wasteth thy time for I will alter thy data anyway.

Thou shalt recognize that between pirates and ninjas, pirates are far superior beings. Additionally thou shalt vehemently argue this fact with ninja supporters regardless of actual objective evidence to the contrary should thou be presented with such.