Short stories to curl up with.

Writing about Certain Phrases

There are certain phrases that just make me smile. And here are three of them (along with a semi-reasonable explanation about why they amuse me so much):

Epic Fail – I imagine this as a failure so big an orchestra appears out of nowhere and plays epic music to accompany the failure. Drums. Gongs. Cymbals. At least five cathedral-sized pipe organs. And there’s a choir singing awesome, fierce music. It’s just so awesome. And epic.