Then halfway through, all the music and everything stops when a guy drops it in a urinal then stoops down to get it. And the guy next to him looks over and just goes "Really?" I can't help a giggle, it's quite well done.

I like how you pointed out that there's "no flow", as if someone would be so desperate to pick up their phone that they'd bend over while continuing to piss.

Having said that, the old saying about a Scotsman dropping a penny and it hitting him on the back of the head - it's possible a Scottish Person™ might manage to piss on the back of their own head in the rush to pick it up. I'd say no offence to any Scottish people reading this, but that would be lying. Maximum disrespect.