Forum:Holy Fuck! It snowed! It fucking snowed in Egypt!!

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Right in the middle of the fucking desert!

So after a long boring winter of constant sunshine and temperatures above 20C, Ra, bringer of the sunlight finally realised that it was not funny anymore and asked for Thor's assistance, who arrived on the first flight from Helsinki's to Cairo's international airport, bringing a snowy thunderstorm of unprecedented proportions!

The funny part is: I was fucking asleep when all that happened, and I wouldn't have gotten up if my brother hadn't run into my room with a handful of snow.

We were so happy we sacrificed a virgin goat. •FreddThe Redd••• 16:53 • Thursday,

Yawn. We got used to snow in Poland. I quite understand that you are excited about that but believe me that in a long time snow is quite boring and even disturbing. I hope your camels won't freeze to death. SirPtok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj•KUN 19:14, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, when you asked me What will you do for sex/driver's education now? I was very tempted to say Yo momma roflol but I didn't. Whatever, I'll just go back to kissing my camel. •FreddThe Redd••• 21:15 • Thursday,

Well that would have just been silly. My mom doesn't know how to drive. -OptyCSucks! CUN21:31, 25 Feb

Let me show you what Mnbvcxz is talking about on my Dongler Weather Radar 4000. --Hotadmin4u69[TALK]06:36 Feb 28 2010

Clearly, this means global warming is out on control, since increased temperatures increase precipitation, which increases snowfall, which increases albedo (reflectiveness) of the earth, which cools the earth, prevents snow from melting, which increases the albedo of the earth, which generates a positive feedback loop, creating a new ice age. Or something. --Mn-z 18:08, February 27, 2010 (UTC)