For those of you who hate everything as much as I do, ESPN has a livestream of the Brewers-Cardinals game. You can join Bob in watching Gio get spotted a lead against StL (happened!) and then walk people (only one so far, but he's only pitched one inning). Enjoy!

Just to be clear, I am not watching that thing. I got the info from the box score. I value my own sanity more than that.