I was riding a bike around an empty underground parking garage when I see a friend of mine crawling around on all fours completely naked and barking like a dog. I laugh so intensely as if it's the funniest thing I'll ever see in my entire life. Unoffended, he pauses, looks at me, shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, this is the way it is." and goes on barking.

-I once(many years ago) dreamt I was inside this machine with Link, Mario and a teddy bear. The teddy bear jumped on the conveyor belt inside, got pressed down by some stamp, and said "stamping is just a natural part of life".

-In another dream, I saw Captain Falcon hanging from a cliff, and then random voices from somewhere else (I never saw them, just disembodied voices) started singing "Spiderman climbs on the wall, Spiderman climbs in the hall!"

-A young boy was talking to his father (both DCs) about playing as a pirate, then the dad said "well, you'll have to be a nice little pirate, or else you have to walk the plank"

Odd because a few months ago i was messing around and flew down to a random person and yelled "HOW MANY CHICKENS CAN FIT IN THE SUN" (what was i thinking?) and anyways he replied "purple because aliens dont wear hats" whitch actually meant something that i found out about a week or so later, (i can tell the future :O)

I walked with an elderly man, grey hair, looked like an actor into a house what looks like a theater. I said to him bitterness, jeopardy or lost love. He turns around and smiled to me and said parlement.
I meet a young dream girl in a sportschool and asked her name. To ask for her in a next lucid dream. She said to me Jamamididan.

In an LD a while back:
Me: "Mom, guess what? You're not real!"
Mom: "Of course I am!"
Me: "But I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "Then do a reality check!"
*does RC*
Me: "I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "No- then you're doing it wrong. See the way to check is to ask yourself if there's a rainbow 2 miles away and if everything is tinted red and green and white. If so you're dreaming."
Me: "whaa?"

In an LD a while back:
Me: "Mom, guess what? You're not real!"
Mom: "Of course I am!"
Me: "But I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "Then do a reality check!"
*does RC*
Me: "I'm dreaming!"
Mom: "No- then you're doing it wrong. See the way to check is to ask yourself if there's a rainbow 2 miles away and if everything is tinted red and green and white. If so you're dreaming."
Me: "whaa?"