BREATHER

Jan 4, 2012

I didn't grow up using the microwave, so I'm embarrassingly inept at gauging times to reheat things. I mean I can cook or bake anything, but I need explicit time directions when it comes to nuking. I burned the shit out of my microwave trying to make none other than microwave popcorn the other night. I was flailing my arms trying to keep the alarm and sprinklers from going off, like another poor resident did a few months ago destroying about 20 other units in the process. Luckily I was saved from that shame, but now our entire place reeks of smoke. I'm jumping at any chance I get to breath fresh air.

Between the smokey home and the sub zero A/C my company insists on, the little outdoor breaks in the random 91˚ winter weather as of late are kind of nice.

The shoes are...damn, I just want them so bad. I'll never afford them but...dang, they rule.

Next time you nuke anything, consult me first. I am legendary with a microwave. Any brand of microwaveable popcorn only requires 2min 22 secs to pop the maximum amount of corn without burning a single piece.I can also tell you how to microwave a kick ass pie or sausage roll.I can't, however, operate the toaster without creating some serious smoke.Also..what is an oven? :)

After seeing these creeps on someone else I started to hate them because I felt like they weren't being worn the way they were meant to. My love for them has now come back with the way you have paired them. Thanks for that.

I'll swap your baking skillz for my microwaving prowess. For instance, don't reheat a biscuit or cookies in there for more than 15-20 seconds or you'll end up with a hockey puck. I love your sunnies and these pics in general.

I don’t even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but definitely you are going to a famous blogger if you are not already ;) Cheers!Brine Clutch X Unstrung Lacrosse Head

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