Blog is a dumb word.

Especially when you stare

at it for too long.

The sound of “blog” is perfect

for how dumb a word it is.

Blog.

More to come on this.

I could not agree more. I humbly offer my own blog alternative, bjournal. (pronouned bee-YEARN-ul). I’m sure bjournal is poised to usurp meh as the next big word invention.

And speaking of humble offerings, if you’re ever looking to include a Vancouver-ite in your ensemble…pick me! Pick me! Here’s why I think it could work. I understand your fringe show is about brains. Well, I’m obsessed with brains, just take a read around here. And I believe I have a specialty in playing crazy, and not-of-this-world characters, so there’s that.

Just putting it out there.

And speaking of awesome, (I was wasn’t I?) here’s a post-post-modern re-telling of West Side Story, (which is a modern re-telling of Romeo and Juliet, which I’m sure was ripped off of something from Beowulf). So. Funny.

WELCOME TO MY PRECARIOUSLY BALANCED UNIVERSE…

...in which I ask important questions like "If I'm the centre of the universe, why don't I get my way more often?" and "What if the laws of the universe are merely suggestions?" and of course the key questions, "Have you subscribed? How will I know you like me if you don't?"