I have a football result I want to to tell you about. It’s Cowdenbeath 12, St Johnstone 0 and of course if you were reading it, not in your morning paper but off the viddy-printer which used to chug out the scores on Grandstand , then “twelve” would have been written in brackets…

ON an afternoon where some other teams in Scotland went on a goal rampage, these two couldn’t muster one between them. It wasn’t for the lack of trying or even a lack of presentable chances, but through a deadlock-ensuring cocktail of poor finishing, good goalkeeping and a few timely…