Posted:30th Oct 2010You get that exact car, WITH a supermodel! but then are charged and convicted of a murder you didn't commit... you escape, but due to everyone knowing that you have that car and model, you can never be with them again...

Posted:6th Nov 2010@seasprays wish: You go back in time, telepathically messaging yourself, telling yourself to make quesadillas, unfortunately, you forget to turn off the stove, (or oven depending on how you cook quesadillas) and your house burns down, you emerge from the ashes only to find yourself surrounded with squirrels... Quesadillas were good though

Posted:6th Nov 2010No worries, I've come to the conclussion that everyone else is allowed to have a partner except me and happens but mainly when I try and help but end up digging rather than filling in holes.

You get your wish that you weren't so good at wish corruption and you get lots of quesadillas but are cursed. The curse is, for every quesadilis you touch/consume you will be plagued with one of each wishes you have corrupeted in the past.

I wish I could just do good that actually benefits rather than good that turns out to land me in a worse position than I was originally in.

Posted:12th Feb 2011You now have a new job! Too bad you dislike it much more than your current job. Its also a shame that your old job now allows you to play on trampolines and do poi all day rather than actually working.