4:07 p.m. — A dark colored truck is involved in a hit and run on Old Dover Road.

5:10 p.m. — A woman’s daughter’s ex-boyfriend’s mother (if you are still with us) is giving out the woman’s address and encouraging people to fight her. Police advise the caller to avoid the temptation of answering Facebook posts.

5:57 p.m. — Walmart reports a theft.

6:37 p.m. — Several citizens are offering to go to a Salmon Falls Road location and beat someone up.

7:28 p.m. — A woman calls from Dora Drive to say a dog’s jumped in her car. Just then its owner comes by to get it.

7:32 p.m. — A Magic Avenue man reports a possible credit card scam.

7:37 p.m. — A Knight Street woman says someone broke into her apartment while she was asleep and stole her medication. Ooops, she’s just found it.

9:47 p.m. — A Linscott Court woman reports the theft of $100.

10:04 p.m. — A River Road lady allegedly flips out and punches her roommate on the side of the head because he asks for a key.

Thursday, Feb. 21

10:05 a.m. — A Siamese-looking cat is missing from Myrtle Street.

10:19 a.m. — A camper parked at Walmart for nine days will be given a trespass notice.

7:16 p.m. — Brian Smith, 36, of 17 Daffodil Hill Lane, is charged with unauthorized use of a propelled vehicle, drug possession and two counts of driving after suspension.

8:10 p.m. — A boyfriend’s niece is assaulting Eastside folk, trashing their apartment and giving them a poke, yelling and fighting and behaving like a schmuck, and now she’s trying to get into a truck.

9:24 p.m. — A man smoking a cigarette near Cumby’s on Milton Road is regarded with suspicion, mostly on account of stumbling.

9:55 p.m. — Walgreens reports a robbery, with money taken from the main registry.

2:17 p.m. — Walmart has a video and the plate number of a vehicle involved in a theft.

3:14 p.m. — A son-in-law “flips out” on Milton Road.

3:42 p.m. — On Winter Street, two teens carry rifles. One also has a tackle box, which sounds a bit fishy.

3:44 p.m. — Someone boarding a taxi at the Globe Mall, yells to a lady “she will get what’s coming to her.”

4:13 p.m. — Police are called to the Norway Plains complex to adjudicate Facebook postings.

10:14 p.m. — At the North Main 103, music’s loud until a plea to turn it down bears fruit, but then, a darned live band cranks up again. Police deem it louder than is right, so it’s abated for the night.

1:28 p.m. — A man who has “scruffy red hair,” plus a beard, and who wants to move snow on Dodge Street finds no custom there, so he walks away exceeding slow, and talks to himself for it wrankles — he has “plastic bags round his ankles.”

1:50 p.m. — A Patton Street woman reports the theft of an iPod Touch second generation.

2:19 p.m. — David Ayers, 28, of 3 Ayers Cove Drive, Barrington, is charged with willful concealment and false report to law enforcement.

5:50 p.m. — Henry Apac, 62, of 30 Crown Point Road, is charged with habitual offender, drug possession and failure to use required turn signals on North Main Street.

5:55 p.m. — An Amazon Park dog watcher has allegedly stolen change.

8:09 p.m. — A motorist on Portland Street thinks a chunk of ice was thrown at her vehicle, but it may have come from an overhead branch.

10:41 p.m. — Ladies and gents on North Main, someone’s telling, are fighting and pushing and shoving and yelling.

Tuesday, Feb. 26

2:08 a.m. — North Main Street residents “keep banging doors.”

10:18 a.m. — A pregnant lady is shoved by a youth on Lafayette Street.

11:06 a.m. — A postal clerk finds a wallet and an officer returns it to the owner.

12:50 p.m. — Cumby’s on Highland Street ne’er sees the like, a man shouts and screams and acts out like a tike, and when he is done, he makes off on a bike.

1:45 p.m. — There has been a burglary at Northgate Apartments.

2:27 p.m. — At Dunkin’ Donuts on South Main a lady hits a car, it’s because “he wouldn’t move,” and if that sounds bizarre, “she almost ran him off the road” though which road’s hard to say, when police arrive it’s been “resolved,” all parties drive away.

10:08 p.m. — After a reported fight at Cumberland Farms on Knight Street, a Strafford teen is charged with simple assault and unlawful possession of alcohol; Anthony Manoli, 23, of 114 Warren St., Laconia, is charged with simple assault.