QuoteReplyTopic: Help Us Narrow a Way-2-Wide Field! Posted: December 09 2009 at 6:28am

AS DECEMBER GOES FLYNG BY, WE ARE GETTING DOWN to the PROVERBIAL GRITTY-NITTY -- THAT TIME of YEAR WHEN WE NEED to NARROW the FIELD of CONTENDERS in PREPARATION for COMPOSING THIS YEAR's RAZZIE® NOMINATING BALLOT...

AND the MOST LUDICROUSLY OVER-CROWDED GATEGORY THIS YEAR (NOT SURPIRISINGLY, GIVEN HOLLYWOOD's AVERSION to ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY ORIGINAL in 2009) IS WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL.

SO, LOYAL FORUM FANS and POSTERS, WE ARE TURNING to YOU for GUIDANCE!

SHOWN BELOW as POSTERS ARE the MORE THAN 30 TITLES(!) CONTENDING for THIS DIS-HONOR (EACH w/a LINK to the APPROPRIATE FILM's MAIN FORUM PAGE, WHICH INCLUDES INFO on the FILM's BOX OFFICE GROSS, REVIEWS, PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS and CREDITS).

FEEL FREE to BE ARGUMENTATIVE, HUMOROUS, OUTRAGEOUS (and/or SIMPLY OUTRAGED) in TRYING to PERSUADE US WHICH DOZEN-OR-SO of THESE FOLLOW-UPS, FORE-RUNNERS and FABULOUSLY TALENT-FREE RIP-OFFS DESERVE a SHOT at BEING AMONG the FINAL FIVE as 2009's BERRY WORST...

IN FACT, THERE ARE SO MANY CONTENDERS, WE WERE UNABLE to LIST THEM in a SINGLE POSTING (SEE CONTINUATIONS BELOW)...

Welcome to the board, ThatGuy. The guess here is that the reviews for Transylmania will all be considerably funnier than the movie. With only 15 reviews in, it is hard to say whether or not it will fall in our range, but I'm thinking it is definitely worthy or our consideration.

Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken

Here's my personal top 5 sh*t films. I didn't see them, but I know they should get mentioned:

The Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experiencesh*tty music keeps getting pushed down in our throats on a daily basis. Here are the three examples. How the hell are guys with pubic hair-like hairstyles and very effeminate voices considered hot? I guess I'm not a 12-year-old girl.

The Twilight Saga: New MoonWhat happens when the vampire lore becomes reduced to nothing but porn for 12-year-old girls who can't spell for sh*t, and furthers the stereotype that middle- to lower-class people are not HAWT? The only good thing about it? That hypnotic single from Death Cab for Cutie. That doesn't belong on the soundtrack.

Hannah Montana: The MovieLike the Jonas Brothers, another example how the music industry has gone to the dogs. Let's not forget the star got her knickers in a twist because Radiohead wouldn't talk to her, and she threatened to end them. Let's not forget that when she encountered the Queen of England, her disgusting boobs were almost exposed. Makes you wonder where common sense went.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The SqueakquelYou don't have to be Einstein to predict this film to be a bomb. The jokes are juvenile and obvious, Zachary Levi from Chuck got hypnotized into this mess and, worst of all, three amazingly talented comic actresses (Anna Faris, Amy Poehler, and Christina Applegate) seem to be erasing any good will I had towards them.

FameWhat happens when you take the original dance film and pander it to the High School Musical crowd. You get this.

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