As far as Nickelodeon shows go, SpongeBob SquarePants is fairly adult. There are jokes about semen, penises, vaginas, and nudity; hell, the show takes place in a town called Bikini Bottom. So, I guess it shouldn’t come as TOO much of a surprise that there’s a new porn parody based on SpongeBob called, naturally, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, starring, according to Gawker, Skin Diamond, which sounds like the name of a SpongeBob character.

But it is a surprise, because now I have to imagine the people begging for Patrick to FINALLY plow Sandy. And then my mind goes from SpongeBob to other Nick shows: the Rugrats drinking milk…not from their bottles; CatDog having sex with itself; Arnold and Helga Pataki finally getting it on in her gum shrine closet. The possibilities are endless, and they’re all fairly disturbing. But it’s not just Nick with “…why?” porn tributes; there are plenty of other shows with confusing XXX parodies, too, including these 10. (BTW: I am so sorry about banner image.)

How can any list of Baffling XXX Parodies leave off the ET and Beavis and Butthead porn parodies. The ET one is particularly disturbing, although this SpongeKnob one is certainly trying to give it a run for it’s money.

Actually “The Nanny”, “Who’s the Boss”, and “Reno 911” aren’t all that unlikely for porn parodies, the premises lend themselves pretty easily to porn “storylines”. That said I didn’t watch any of the videos because I’m at work and would like to stay employed.

Are you Afriad of the Dong
Family Twatters
Full Whore House
Step by Step on my Balls (I grew up in the early 90s, what do you want from me?)
Murphy Brown-eye
Hangin’ Dong with Mr. Cooper
Sabrina, the Teenage Slut
Blossom…into a slut
Fresh Poon of Bel-Air
3rd Cock from the Buns
South Pork
Dexterbation (the plastic wrap budget alone likely makes this one untenable)