Landing on the planet Facundo V, Justinian Bieberus walked out in his space suit.

"Our scanners show the atmosphere is breathable", said one of the party members.

Justinian removed his helmet, and as the tinted glass moved out of his sight, a beautiful purple night sky appeared above him.

"Do you know what this means? We've found a new world for our people!"

Ilovetheblues_86

10-16-2011, 04:07 AM

" I have heard this planet was named after the five austronauts that explored it. Their names were Facundo Bagnis, Facundo Arguello, Nikola Ciric, Federico Del Bonis and Gaston Gaudio"

I hate Nikola Ciric- a voice is heard.

http://oi53.tinypic.com/kd92fc.jpg

Some members of the crew are dead because they couldnt find enough fun in the spaceship. - They have no soul. " Justin Bieberus was resilient that the new place would be the soul of the people.

-Some people should learn to Never say never.

MTwEeZi

10-16-2011, 04:26 AM

Justinian then embarked on a trail blazed by none other than the great General Volugeb, leader of the league of planets.

"I cannot put life into words," said Bieberus, "but I shall do my best to rid this system of injustice"

Johnny Groove

10-16-2011, 04:52 AM

What the fuck? :scratch:

Ilovetheblues_86

10-16-2011, 05:50 AM

What da fuck says Johnny Blazer, the dancer silver rapper from space.

" I already live in this planet" There are no place for you people here.
" I believe Eminem is the best. No old school rappers will syntomize this place"

Justinianus uses his silver bolt to disintegrate Jonhnys body.

Noooo he graps with a big swine screech.

Never say what the fuck never

MTwEeZi

10-16-2011, 06:42 AM

Immediately after destroying the Blazer, Justinian's conscience kicked in. What would Volugeb have done?. He thought back to his solitary memory of the general...

General Volugeb was at the start of the very same path, blocked by an enormous group of wild haters.

"You will fall!" they cried as they began to encircle him.

Just when things were looking at their most bleak, President Kevero stepped in.

"Leave him be," Kevero boomed. "Volugeb will rise." But the haters did not listen. Thinking quick, Kevero ordered the troll spray to be deployed. With no way to smell Volugeb, he waded his way through the mob of blind haters.

Topspindoctor

10-16-2011, 06:45 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

MTwEeZi

10-16-2011, 06:53 AM

"Volugeb was a man of peace." Bieberus mused to himself. "I probably should heal this Johnny Blaze. But how can I do that when he is already vaporised?"

Then it came to him. Dr. Spin-Tops & the Camigian, the renowned doctor-magician healers from the whitelands. They would know what to do. But the price was too high to pay. Their endless taunting and overuse of emoticons had driven many a sane man to the deep end.

"Fuck that," he said. "Too much trouble." And he continued on his way.

Ilovetheblues_86

10-16-2011, 06:55 AM

Volugeb will rise again - an echoed alien algerian voice flamed through the space.

Harmless

10-20-2011, 01:14 PM

I am not entirely sure what's going on in this thread, but I...like it? :scratch: :lol:

Uhm, I'll play as the neutral species native to the planet. We have seen the coming of this Bieberus and we are unconcerned. The little dude has just one song(ship? :unsure:), we see no threat.

fast_clay

10-20-2011, 01:56 PM

"Oh!!" Bieberus exclaimed "An indigenous Facundun. I must have it."
In his best James T. Kirk strut, Bieberus approached the Facundun and punched out a few lines of Celine Dion's I Know That My Heart Will Go On. The Facundun spat acid at Bieberus in response which narrowly missed Bieberus but hit and vaporised a large Fancundun Shrub Bug.

Harmless

10-20-2011, 02:09 PM

It just so happens that that bug was our leader's favourite. A council gathers and a punishment is decreed.
The one-ship wonder with the pretty hair is captured and sent to join our dissidents - the dubstep fans - in the coal mines.
Also, his Kirk gold shirt is ripped off and replaced with a... red one. dun dun duuun

finishingmove

10-20-2011, 03:15 PM

As he was dragged away, Justinian's hand moves over his pocket and we see a glimpse of what he managed to write without looking at his concealed iPhone Galaxy X10:

Justinian Timberius, og i hry yjis .essage, plx gelp.

Harmless

10-20-2011, 03:22 PM

Unfortunately, his friend Gelp was not home at the time.

MTwEeZi

10-20-2011, 05:45 PM

Waiting in his jail cell, a text message came in for Bieberus.

sup brah? wats a gelp

"When will they fix this blasted iPhone spellcheck!" cursed Beiberus. Enraged, he ripped apart the Facundan guards as if they were nothing more than self-centered bitches.

MTwEeZi

10-22-2011, 09:51 AM

As Bieberus continued his journey, saving countless citizens from harm and macking Selenis Gomis, he came across a young woman whom he found irresistible.

Named Ederfina, she was perhaps the most graceful ballerina to ever pick up a pair of slippers.

Pirata.

10-23-2011, 09:22 AM

:haha:

To the anger of Selenis Gomis, the beautiful Ederfina seduced young Bieberus away from her and now there was one more lonely girl :sad:

Seingeist

10-24-2011, 02:54 PM

Not accustomed to being bested in this arena, Selenis Gomis hatched an overhasty plot to eliminate her rival. Manipulating her unnatural command over the local wildlife, Selenis coaxed an indigenous Facundun into spitting acid at the peerless Ederfina as she walked with Bieberus through the Flowing Gardens of Federscalpus.

Unfortunately, having been born blind in one eye, Selenis failed to properly direct the toxic projectile saliva of her minion. It struck a radiant lock of Bieberus's satin hair, instantly vaporizing it. The red mist descended upon Bieberus, and he bellowed a fierce but melodious "going off the rails on a Crazy Train." Her will coerced, Selenis immediately scaled a tall, nearby rock formation and leapt off, rendering her severely maimed and disabled.

finishingmove

10-27-2011, 01:32 PM

On his way back to the ship, where he was going to search for anything that would help him survive among the Facundai, Justinian detected a wi-fi hotspot. After an MSN popup offering him free milk today, he was able to start skype where a video caller was waiting for him. An old, hooded man said

Justinian... *cough* time is running out for us... You MUST prepare the planet for our arrival.

Harmless

10-27-2011, 02:13 PM

Confounded by Bieberus' romantic triangle interlude, and as of yet unfamiliar with his contact with the unknown Mr X, the head of the Facundi supreme council turns off the viewscreen.
"What is this crap," the leader says, petting the bug nestled comfortably in his lap.
His second in command empties the remains from the bucket of popcorn between them and simply shakes his/her head in resignation.
The rest of the council is stumped as well. The crunch of popcorn is the only sound in the great hall.
"This is not us," the great leader despaired, "we don't cater to the teenage crowd here."
Nods around the table. The councilman with the green stripe across his back turns over his empty bucket of popcorn mournfully.
"Well. This leaves us with no choice. Initiate Plan Omega," the leader's voice resounded. The entire council lets out a synchronized shudder.

The_Nadal_effect

10-27-2011, 07:48 PM

Meanwhile, Selenis found that she fell through a vortex straight into the arms of her savior, King Modjkovic, or the 'mojoking' as he preferred to call himself, though others who were in awe of him preferred calling him the Jester of Andromeda. As she gazed into his penetrating eyes even as the surface they stood on moved through space calmly; she asked, 'Pray, Modjkovic, my new found love! (In the future, everyone found love in 3 secs) What is the name of this ship you own?' Modjkovic laughed in these robotic syllables: L.O.L.O.L.O.L! Then said, 'This ship I own is not a ship. It is the asteroid 128036RafitosNadalus I have conquered!'

Har Har Har ... He laughed a hollow laugh of triumph the echoes of which could be heard to his ex-love Edferina as well.

finishingmove

11-26-2011, 05:53 PM

Justinian wants rum. Why is the rum gone?

Johnny Groove

11-26-2011, 06:28 PM

As Bieberus asked that question, he got up, staggered around a bit and said: "Oh, that's why."

Ilovetheblues_86

11-27-2011, 05:21 AM

Plan Omega was a big invisible ray composed of dead fishes oil and other more things to be used by Mr. X to eliminate everything that was fun or created fun. This way he knew that teenage kids would be too depressed to praise Justin Bieberus and he knew that would be easier to control the Facundi population. Also He knew that eliminating the good things,, Justin Bieberus would say the only word that would defeat him:

"never"

---flashback----

Mom: When you say never, Bieberzin?

Bieberus Baby: never mommy
-------end of flashback------------

So, the omega ray had already blasterd every rum in the Facundi planet. The next ray was going to get directed to every apple pie in the planet.

But Justin Bieberus didnt know that yet! Only one man was ready to tell him the secret, evil plans of Mr. X. His name was,

Nerbard Tomico, the australasian bounty hunter and secret heir of the throne of Hewitt III.
He was ready to join forces with Justin Bieberus, off course wanting something in exchange and perhaps betraying every man he could meet in the world following the rigid code of ethic taught by Tomico senior. But first he needed to escape the supreme council headquarters.

Mae

11-27-2011, 06:26 AM

As Bieberus asked that question, he got up, staggered around a bit and said: "Oh, that's why."

Oh that is just too good! And what a thread ;) The title alone is funny :superlol: But I'm afraid I'm not as creative as the rest of you so I will just have to compliment you on your great story writing skills.