I remember that as a kid, my friends would interchange the words rocket launcher and bazooka, to the point where things would be referred to as a "Bazooka launcher". which would be something that launched bazookas. which is retarded/awesome.

In call of duty 3, If you whack someone with a bazooka they go FLYING and scream and DIE. What about a spring loaded bazooka whacker? With a rapid fire clipped bazooka launcher built into it? And a built in clipped piranha machine gun? And the piranhas are explosive piranhas? With sharpened serrated teeth? With spikes all over the mouth? Huh?[/b]

What about a gun that shoots pancake batter, a skillet, and maple syrup, then uses mind control to make whoever was in the vicinity drop everything and make delicious pancakes. You know, just in case anyone gets hungry.

In some of my Brikwars some dimmies actually used fish cannons. But they failed, and ended up firing it on themselves and then a horde of starved seagulls picked their flesh off. But their brains are too stupid to register pain, so they didn't even notice.