Kourtney Kardashian pregnant, she confirms

Compiled by Tony Hicks

Contra Costa Times

Posted:
06/09/2014 04:11:07 PM CDT

Kourtney Kardashian is officially pregnant.

Well, she was officially pregnant when everybody was speculating a few weeks back that she was officially pregnant. But if you're a Kardashian, nothing is official until it's staged ... er, I mean ... shown on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

And the man who still gets to mate with her (a mystery no one on the planet but Kourtney Kardashian has the answer to) had a priceless reaction.

"What?," said Scott Disick, after Kardashian told him they had a third child on the way. "Holy (expletive)."

OK, that had to be staged. Because there's no way in the world that an useless bag of douche like Disick doesn't jump for a joy at having one more thing linking him to the Kardashians and their bank accounts for another 18 years.