A Conversation with Mum – I Can’t Even

Just sending you a text to see how you feeling today I’m going out to mainly with the restaurant are you going out tonight and she’s doing this a mile a text talking so hard not talking you told I’m just talking okay I’m going to send it now bye

This is actually literally what I receive – word for incomprehensible word. I have no idea what it means, apart from the fact she’s interested in my health and social life. I think. This however is not unusual. On the second read through my friend says, oh she’s doing talk to text.

Oh. My God – what wickedness is this?

Mum:

I will have to practice talking to text how are you feeling off to manly for lunch with Loretta

And confirmation. I want to find Loretta and make her sorry, in a big way.