"You can have anything you want in life, you just have to want it badly enough."

Gero50

04-07-2010, 03:00 PM

Here are mine

IT'S OVER 9000!: Veagta from Dragon Ball Z

Luck I am your father Darth from Star Wars

-GAZKUL-

04-07-2010, 03:02 PM

" here's Johnny"

" a grip like a scotsman on a five pound note"

poshyterra

04-07-2010, 03:03 PM

"I go to seek to seek a Great Perhaps."- François Rabelais

Ryuuzaki HD

04-07-2010, 03:13 PM

"i saw this thread on a diferent forum and wodered wether it would work here so..."

Bulma1017

04-07-2010, 03:16 PM

"Yesturday is history, tommorrow is a mystery and today is a new that's why it's called the Present!" The elder Turtle from Kung-Fu Panda!

Light Buster

04-07-2010, 03:28 PM

"Houstan, we have a problem."

"Do or don't do. There is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars

"Ugh, we've been defeated comrades." -Spetnaz, Defeat Quote, MW2

"Tactical Nuke incoming!" -Task Force 141, Friendly Nuke

Kanjoudakai_Ira

04-07-2010, 03:49 PM

"Never let anyone become your priority while for them you become only an option."

I find that so epic.

"Far too much weakness for the delusive beauty from the outside world."

-GAZKUL-

04-07-2010, 03:59 PM

" you do not need to prove that you exist, because soon you won't" - Scar

Ichiro Matsuchani

04-07-2010, 04:03 PM

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"

Ramona Flowers

04-07-2010, 04:17 PM

oh gosh, I have so many. But I'll just quote Frida -

I'm not mad, I'm broken.

Also alot of them have bad words <_<

Professor Love

04-07-2010, 04:19 PM

My philosophy: no pain, no pain. -Me

-P.N.-

04-07-2010, 05:10 PM

"Run! Forest Run!"
haha my fav. movie

~P.N.~

Vyndrasta

04-07-2010, 06:02 PM

My all time favorite:
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

I heard this from one of my old friends back in high school.

daft

04-07-2010, 07:08 PM

"Be what you speak, man, never speak on what you be." - Sole

GameGeeks

04-07-2010, 07:09 PM

"Knights do it two handed." - Random Drunk Guy in FFV.

DOOM!

04-07-2010, 08:02 PM

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!"

Rei

04-07-2010, 08:16 PM

"Go take a walk...off the shortest pier you can find."

Got that off my friend's messenger picture once.

Miss Electric Moonlight

04-07-2010, 08:35 PM

The ones on my facebook page:

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” ~Albert Einstein

“You cannot solve a problem from the same consciousness that created it. You must learn to see the world anew.” ~ Albert Einstein

"I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong."
- Leo Rosten

"I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I,
And if by chance we find each other, it’s beautiful.
If not, it can’t be helped."
- Gestalt Prayer (Fritz Perls, 1969)

"Righteousness without compassion is an illusion."
- Buddist Quote

"When somebody shows you who they are, believe them the first time."
- Maya Angelou

Everybody Loves Raymond:

Marie Barone: "I may not be a certified therapist, but i've been told by many people that I could be."
Ray Barone: "That's not what they mean when they say you're certifiable."

MangaFanGuy

04-07-2010, 09:14 PM

http://richardathome.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/epicurus-quote.jpg

Rei

04-07-2010, 09:46 PM

Here's some more:

"There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books; one type learns from observation; and one type just has to urinate on the electric fence." - Dr. Laura Schlessinger

"Dogs are facist"
"when was the last time you saw a police cat" - Furry Freak brothers

"A dog has masters, a cat has staff"

" if a dog jumps up onto your lap it is because it likes you, if a cat dous it it is because your lap is warmer"

Faceless111

04-08-2010, 01:28 PM

Luck I am your father Darth from Star WarsFunny, I've seen Empire Strikes Back approximately 18 times and I don't believe Darth Vader ever says, "Luck, I am your father." If this is a typo, which I believe it to be, then it is also wrong to say, "Luke, I am your father." He doesn't say that either.

"The very existence of a flamethrower proves that someone at some point in time said to himself, 'You know, I'd really like to set those people on fire, I'm just not quite close enough.'" -George Carlin

Ichiro Matsuchani

04-08-2010, 03:37 PM

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" - George Carlin. May he rest in peace.

"As you get older you realize that people don’t mean to be obnoxious, it’s just that they’re all screwed up inside."

- Joel Hodgson

"You may make no mistakes and still fail. That is life."

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard

And my own personal one:

"Sarcasm is anger with a smile."

Rolo Vi Britannia

04-08-2010, 09:32 PM

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should." Acheron Parthenopaeus
"The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed."- Lelouch Vi Britannia

I'll think of more.

Rei

04-09-2010, 01:07 AM

Since Rolo brought in Lelouch...

"I destroy worlds...and I create them." - Lelouch Vi Britannia

GameGeeks

04-09-2010, 01:16 AM

"Don't ever forget that with each step a person is able to take on their own, they have become that much stronger." - Tamahome

"Hey, don't hurt yourself. I'll do it for you!" - Ryoko

"No. A sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is the art of killing. Whatever pretty words you use to speak of it, this is its true nature. What Miss Kaoru says are the words of one who has never dirtied her hands. An idealistic view. But, I like Miss Kaoru's idealism better than its true nature. If one can ask so much, I want the world to accept this view as its true nature." - Kenshin

Robin Sena

04-09-2010, 03:10 AM

"You're only numbers; a shot and the number is gone."

Token Black Guy

04-09-2010, 10:24 AM

“If you make an *** out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you!” - Bruce Lee

"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Moving, be like water. Still, be like a mirror. Respond Like an echo."- Bruce Lee

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend." - Bruce Lee

"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it." - Bruce Lee

"All this time i had this mindset: The enemy! The enemy! The enemy! Now i'm starting to believe that the enemy is the inner me." Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Fergunson

-GAZKUL-

04-11-2010, 11:52 AM

" I am better at reading than my teacher.
Why?
Because i can read my handwriting and she can't"

-Ro-

04-11-2010, 12:30 PM

"My daddy says the only time you should be in a hurry is when the cops are coming up the stairs." Marlon Brando (Guys and Dolls)

"I think the courage to keep going no matter what is what true strength is. I think you're an incredibly strong person Naruto." Hinata (Naruto)

"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature one is he wants to live humbly for one." Maj. Motoko Kusenagi (GITS)

"Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way." -Curtis, The Blues Brothers

Diocletian

04-11-2010, 02:53 PM

"People make themselves seem important and philosophical by quoting a bunch of nonsense politicians, actors, famous figures, video games, and cartoons" - Diocletian

BurntHouse

04-11-2010, 03:09 PM

"MIEN FUHRER!!! I CAN WALK!!!" ~ Dr. Strangelove

"We are NO LONGER The Knights who say 'Ni'!" ~ Ni Knight

"You gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite?" ~ Mr. Blonde

"Dear Warden, You were right. Salvation lies within." ~ Andy Dufresne

Shwayze

04-11-2010, 04:18 PM

"Good artists copy. Great artists steal" – Picasso

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules Winnfield

Col. Hans Landa: [Aldo has just killed his driver] Are you mad? What have you done? I made a deal with your general for that man's life!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a f*** about him. They need you.
Col. Hans Landa: You will be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like I'll be chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

Inglorious Basterds

MissAstaire

04-11-2010, 04:56 PM

"The only person you have to be honest with is yourself." - Cappie from GREEK.

"There is no such thing as ready, only willing." -Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

"Whenever you made a choice, especially one you'd been resisting, it always affected everything else, some in big ways, like a tremor beneath your feet, others in so tiny a shift you hardly notice a change at all. But it was happening." -This Lullaby

"I'd like to live forever, but only for a little while." -Spab, S.F.W.

"Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"The one who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones." -Chinese Proverb

"A heart that sighs has not what it desires." -The Science of Sleep

"If we're all alone, then we're all together in that too." -PS, I Love You

"Speaking of chairs, you look like a fun place to sit." -Karen Walker

"Well sometimes bananas orbit around microwaves every other weekday, but only if the cows are meowing." -Janglefox/Jinglefox's FB comment

All of these are on my FB quotes. o.o

The Butcher

04-11-2010, 08:46 PM

"There are no secrets in life just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface"-Quoted by Dexter Morgan

"So, I start to think, Do I suck poison out of Norbit's *** or do I let him die? I do the most responsible thing. I say, Hell to the no! Norbit is out of here, because it is long time in hell before Wong suck poison out of another man's ***."
- Mr. Wong , Norbit

Eris

04-12-2010, 01:56 PM

"You're only numbers; a shot and the number is gone."

'I am not a number! I am a free man!'
- Number Six ( The Prisoner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner) )

Mr. Panda

04-12-2010, 02:45 PM

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Buddha

DOOM!

04-12-2010, 04:32 PM

I think Your Father Just said it right.

Princess Elli

04-12-2010, 06:29 PM

"These are people so stoned they can be eating citty litter and go, 'wow this is really crunchy man'. These are the same people who get their pets stoned. This is not a good idea! Your dog is not that high up on the food chain to begin with. He barely just learned to lick his own genitals, leave him alone!" - Robbin Williams

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

-Woody Allen, in Love and Death

charlhussey

05-05-2010, 12:56 AM

Some day science may have the existence of mankind in its power, and the human race commit suicide, by blowing up the world.- Henry Brooks Adams

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.- Abraham Lincoln

My Name is Ian.

05-05-2010, 05:59 AM

"The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed."- Lelouch Vi Britannia

Another one:
"If a king does not move himself, his subjects will not follow." -Lelouch vi Britannia

And from me:
"Real freedom doesn't come from doing things you want to do, but having the authority of not doing what you don't feel like doing."

"If one lives a life according to his own philosophy and rules, he may either become a mad scum, or become a legend."

And from the others:
"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate." - Roy Mustang, FMA

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem." -forgotten

"But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. " -Umberto Eco

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. " -Mark Twain

"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. " -Garrison Keillor

"People tend to ask questions like 'why is this this' and 'why is that that', but I prefer asking, 'why not?'"-forgotten

"Life is wasted on the living." -Douglas Adams

"Disciples be damned. It's not interesting. It's only the masters that matter. Those who create." -Pablo Picasso

"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso." -You-Know-Who

"What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven." -You-Know-Who

zansa

05-05-2010, 06:37 AM

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ars...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Roddy Piper

Lily Rock

05-05-2010, 06:40 AM

Isn't that a Duke Nukem quote?
"It's time to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum... but i'm all out of gum!"

Bel: What happened to your box weapon?
Fran: I did my best, but ... I couldn't think of a pose so I couldn't open it.
Bel: Pose?
Fran: Don't all the heroes who transform and magicians who cast spells have those? I'm the type of person for whom doing that is necessary.
Bel: I'm going to kill you. Or better yet, commit suicide right here.
Fran: But the thing is, I can't lift my arms because of this hat. So what I'm saying is, can I remove it?
Bel: No way! You'll die wearing it! - Fran and Bel - KHR

Gokudera: Tenth I brought you white roses!
Tsuna: But why are they red?!
Gokudera: I got ran over a few times on my way here! - Gokudera and Tsuna - KHR

DS Andy Cartwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers.
Nicholas: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums. - Hot Fuzz

animazed18

05-05-2010, 10:59 AM

I really like a lot, but there are a few that sick out. I have the following two written on my converses: "Nothing is written in the stars. Not these stars, nor any others. No one controls your destiny."- WICKED and “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”- Albus Dumbledore

"It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill."
- Emilie Autumn

"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe."
- Neil Gaiman.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
-Marilyn Monroe.

"Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. "
-Leonardo da Vinci.

(:

Lily Rock

05-19-2010, 04:30 AM

IT AINT RITE FOR A MAN TO BE RIDDEN LIEK DAT! - Coach , L4D2, such a hilarious guy.

IchigoXx

05-19-2010, 09:22 AM

"Thrift stores are a coaplayers best friend" allied identity

Kiss of Death

05-19-2010, 01:31 PM

"Can't find a door? Make your own" FMA

RaNdOmNaMe

05-19-2010, 06:49 PM

"Death is like a luxourious drink that can only be tasted once."-->Shinku from Rozen Maiden I think
"When life gives you lemons,screw lemonade, i make gatorade!"
""Chocolate stops for no man"

lilaznkid

05-21-2010, 10:49 PM

"Say hello to my little friend!" ~Scarface

RaNdOmNaMe

05-21-2010, 11:57 PM

"Before you insult someone,walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you do insult them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."
BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

Aqua615

05-22-2010, 12:00 AM

"Before you insult someone,walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you do insult them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."
BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

"Rule 1. don't get high on your own supply
Rule 2. never underestimate the other guy's greed"- scarface

Ryth

05-23-2010, 07:59 PM

A bit of a glut...

"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." - H. L. Mencken

"Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses." - H.L. Mencken

"Off goes the head of the king, and tyranny gives way to freedom. The change seems abysmal. Then, bit by bit, the face of freedom hardens, and by and by it is the old face of tyranny. Then another cycle, and another. But under the play of all these opposites there is something fundamental and permanent — the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free." - H.L. Mencken

Most anything from Mencken.

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” - Mark Twain

"Ye shall love peace as a means to new wars--and the short peace more than the long." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Everything sacred is a tie, a fetter." - Max Stirner

"I must find a truth that is true for me." - SÃ¸ren Kierkegaard

"Man is free at the instant he wants to be." - Voltaire

"Find someone who will rebel against public-education laws and you will have a worthy rebel indeed." - Karl Hess

"The State claims and exercises the monopoly of crime.... It forbids private murder, but itself organizes murder on a colossal scale. It punishes private theft, but itself lays unscrupulous hands on anything it wants." - Albert Jay Nock

"The state is the great fictitious entity by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else." - Frederic Bastiat

"If voting worked, it'd be illegal." - Emma Goldman

"There's never been a good government." – Emma Goldman

"... Make no laws whatever concerning speech, and speech will be free; so soon as you make a declaration on paper that speech shall be free, you will have a hundred lawyers proving that "freedom does not mean abuse, nor liberty license"; and they will define and define freedom out of existence." - Voltairine de Cleyre

"Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche." - Joseph Schumpeter

"Peabody, if I just agree that McNab is a pig bastard, that you should kick his ***, even give you my solemn word that I will help you kick the pig bastard's *** at the first reasonable opportunity, can we pretend we're focused on this investigation?" - Eve Dallas

"How do people stand being closed up in these places? Like little ants in a hive."
"I think it's bees in a hive. Ants are --"
"Shut up, Peabody."
"Yes, sir."

Antre Istakis

05-24-2010, 04:03 PM

หัวล้านได้หวี

Literal: A bald man bestowed with a comb.
Meaning: A person sometimes wants something that is useless to him/her.

-GAZKUL-

05-27-2010, 10:54 AM

"there is no future for a language where inanimate objects are either maculine or femenine"

Dr. Evil

05-27-2010, 12:15 PM

"I can see down yur shirt!" David Spade, Joe Dirt

"I want you like JFK wa-awn-ted a car with a roof!" - Bo Burnham in his song "Love Is..."

"SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! Only at the Crown Collesium in Fayetteville! What some are calling the most one-sided fight in history! Helen Keller attempts to defeat four lanes of oncoming rush hour traffic on the freeway! Be there!" - My friend Chris at lunch today."

CrystalAce

05-28-2010, 03:11 AM

"It is easy to forgive a child who is afraid of the dark, the real tragedy in life is when men are afraid of the light."

Yeah, I know, it's dramatic. I've been reading weird things lately.

tenzo_groupie

05-30-2010, 05:29 AM

Anything that comes out of DCI Gene Hunt's mouth.

Some_Other_Cookie912

05-30-2010, 06:21 AM

"I hear a Boomer! And it sounded Canadian.."- Francis from Left 4 Dead.

Lily Rock

05-30-2010, 06:25 AM

^ I lol'd, Francis also says:
"I will not let any of those, goddamned vampires get me."

lencemark

06-18-2010, 02:36 AM

My favorite Quotes are :

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

"It is easy to forgive a child who is afraid of the dark, the real tragedy in life is when men are afraid of the light."

The Rebel

06-18-2010, 11:09 AM

Another one I like that is off of my regular extract site, "Don't sweat the petty stuff, just don't pet the sweaty stuff."

"Death of one man is a tragedy. Death of a million is a statistic" - Joseph Stalin

“The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at.” - Marilyn Manson

"I’m Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn’t matter. I’ve never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I’m always the designated driver. I’m the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I’m happy doing that." - CM Punk

Tailedfox

11-19-2010, 05:54 AM

I like this the most......
"Wisdom doesn’t mean that you know how to argue things or you fight with people. No, it doesn’t mean that. Wisdom means how you take to the good side of everything to enjoy it. This is wisdom and that you avoid all destructive things and take to something constructive."

Eris

11-19-2010, 06:08 AM

"Klingons do not procrastinate! It is a... tactical delay!" - Worf

Nowi

11-19-2010, 08:27 AM

"You know how to say 'owned' in Russian?! -- PWNT!" - Nikolai

Shinn Kamiyra

11-19-2010, 08:30 AM

"Before you look for salvation in truth, you must question what truth really is."

"Childish ideals pale when placed before reality."

And for one a bit on the humorous side...

"Even a day at the beach isn't a day at the beach when it's with you guys."

Lily Rock

11-19-2010, 09:07 AM

STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!! - Myself. -.-'
"Tell them only that the Lich King is dead. And that Bolvar Fordragon... died with him."
—Bolvar Fordragon to Tirion Fordring, after being crowned the new Lich King.
^Altough I wished I had gotten that ingame, so I am awfully sad. -.-'

-GAZKUL-

11-19-2010, 11:48 AM

"Holy crap the thread's alive!!!!"- GAZKUL

Xeyuzio

11-20-2010, 08:57 PM

"It is your birthday" Not really a quote but still, it's from Dwight from The Office.

Bassoonista

11-20-2010, 10:16 PM

I can't lie, I had to go look for these:

“The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you.” - Tom Bradley
“There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.” - Douglas H. Everett
"Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life." - John F. Kennedy
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And this one made me laugh:

"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders." - Sloan Wilson

Kyubi-no-kitsune

11-20-2010, 11:16 PM

date masamune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfVmu2Z4A1s

Shini

11-20-2010, 11:22 PM

"Don't [complain]; half the world don't care about your problems, the other half's glad you got them."

I wanna say Tony La Russa, manager for the St. Louis Cardinals, but I'm not 100%. I remember seeing it in an old Sporting News magazine.

This isn't word for word since I haven't seen it in awhile, but this is from Undeclared:
Rachel: My herbal remedies totally work. Hey Lizzie, remember when I gave you that thing for your cold?
Lizzie: Oh...yeah, that's right. You gave me that medicine and, two or three weeks later it was completely gone!

"Yes, I know, every hottentot can dance." -Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice (old movie version)

Jmosies

11-22-2010, 02:20 PM

Brittany on Glee:
"Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt like they were too similar and got frustrated."

BigduO209

11-22-2010, 04:33 PM

"A King is a servant to his people, not the other way around."

"Being smart isn't the same as being wise."

suki otaku

11-26-2010, 11:20 AM

"you live longer wen you bath with men" ~from ninja nonsense

all the sentences in the op of "Sgt. Frog"

Fabala

11-26-2010, 11:28 AM

“That’s the trouble with survival of the fittest, isn’t it? The corpse at your feet. That little inconvenience.” – Wally Lamb, I Know This Much is True

I fancy it so much that it inspired a short story ^^

Ericgamer1

11-26-2010, 11:29 AM

"whoops"

~George W. Bush

-GAZKUL-

11-26-2010, 01:25 PM

“The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with.”- Bruce Springsteen

::SomeOtherCookiez::

11-26-2010, 06:46 PM

"Axe me a question, I dare you"- Rochell from Left 4 Dead 2.

Matsu Yoshino

11-26-2010, 06:52 PM

Humans are fundamentally insane. Put more then 3 of us in a room together and we start dreaming up reasons to kill each other. why do you think we invented politics and religion?`Steven King

Serated

11-26-2010, 10:02 PM

"Gentleman, let's write history."

"Dont go around acting like the world owes you something; the world owes you nothing, and do you know why? The world was here first."

"Smile. It is the one act of defiance no man, beast, or God can take from you."

Assiduous✡Aristocrat

11-26-2010, 11:44 PM

"Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have."
~Penn Jillette,

"I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just a long-winded religious way to say, 'Shut up.'"
~Penn Jillette

"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...""
~ HK-47

Lune Cy

11-27-2010, 12:00 AM

one of my favourites:

"Dead fish going sideways".

Kleio

11-27-2010, 01:07 AM

See signature.

Matsu Yoshino

11-27-2010, 03:01 AM

I love deadlines. I like the wooshing sound they make as they fly past~hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

brolyx74

11-27-2010, 06:54 AM

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the British."

"Exercise is hard, but shoving a spoon down your throat is easy."

When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True Story."

-GAZKUL-

11-27-2010, 08:15 AM

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "

Lily Rock

11-27-2010, 11:27 AM

"As I am literally a berserking bear wildboar bulldozer with gaint spacelazers of DooM with Duke Nukem clothes." myself, which I find VERY amusing.

.Ileaz.

11-27-2010, 11:44 AM

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
— Marilyn Monroe (http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/82952.Marilyn_Monroe)

I love Marilyn Monroe Quotes:]

The_Angry_Princess

11-27-2010, 03:15 PM

ummmmmmmm lets see

"One day dude I'm just going to get off the bus and run into the woods and never come back, and when I can back I'll be the ninth master."- The Rev

"Thats right I'm Dangerous"- Top Gun

Elukien

11-27-2010, 03:24 PM

Just some random ones that i found and liked.:P
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"

-GAZKUL-

11-27-2010, 03:44 PM

"Bender can you contiume to drink, smoke and steal things on set?"

blueangel06661

11-27-2010, 04:01 PM

Dream as if you'll live forever.. Live as if you'll die tomorrow"- James Dean

"When we are dreaming alone it is only a dream. When we are dreaming with others, it is the beginning of reality"- Dom Helder Camara

Hypnotik

11-28-2010, 01:31 AM

"There is nothing cooler than being proud of the things you love" - Sean Plott

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
- Jack Handey

"Contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-- Stephen Roberts