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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 16: "The Courtship of Stewie's Father" Quotes

Peter: Aww things were going so good for me and Stewie, but now he hates me again. Brian what should I do to win him back?Brian: That depends. Do you want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?Peter: What's a hypotenuse?

Peter: That jerk Opie got employee of the month again, all because my boss hates me.Joe: Maybe you need to brown nose her a little bit Peter.Quagmire: Really? I thought you said she was ugly...Oh-oh-oh you-you-you mean kiss up to her.

Stewie: Well I suppose it's not the first time someones made a miscalculation.(Cut away to Back to the future)Marty: What happens to us in the future Doc?Doc: It's your kids Marty somethings gotta be done about your kids!Marty: What do you mean?Doc: Your daughter marries a black man!!Marty: That's actually not a big deal for meJennifer: Yeah me neitherDoc: Wha-it-wha-it-you...Really?Marty:Yeah I mean what's wrong with that?Doc: oh oh ah Nothing! nothing it's nothing I guess.. I think it's great! congratulations.Marty: I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore.Doc: Did you know Peanut Butter was invented by a black man?Marty: Too late Doc.

Brian: Great idea bringing Stewie to Fenway park Peter.Peter: Yeah there's no better place for a father and son to really get to know each other then a ball game.Brian: Ah where is Stewie?(Cut to Stewie sweating and stuck in the car in the parking lot with all the windows up)Woman: Is that a baby in there?!Man: Oh My God... He's gonna miss the game.