Typically when people start throwing around the whole "less is more," phrase I tend to tune out. Nine times out of ten less is, in fact, not more. It's less. More is more and less is less that's pretty much the way of the world. But there is that one time when less really is more. When Alexis Ren is wearing less she really is more hot, thus proving that less is, in fact, more.

You ever stop to think about the fact that as we get older we stop playing pretend? We never use a towel as a cape anymore, never roller skate in the house imagining we're at a disco, and we never fill the bathtub with a bit of water while showering and act like we're on a submarine that's been hit. The days of pretending are long gone, but after seeing Paige Marie Evans in all kinds of outfits, you might want to start up again.

There are few things we know for sure in this world: The sun will come up every day, when it rains things get wet, and no matter the time period, if you put Maggie Gyllenhaal in lingerie, it's going to be sexy. Hell, there are some days when I don't know if the sun will come up or rain will get things wet, but the Maggie Gyllenhaal in lingerie thing is never in doubt.

Ahh, the age-old question: bikini or lingerie? Yes, I know both can be used for the same reason, but they are not the same thing. And there are times when we aren't really sure if we are looking at a bikini or gazing at lingerie. So, I have to ask - Carolin Frehle, are you wearing a sexy bikini or sexy lingerie?

Probably my favorite part of The Fifth Element (1997) was Milla Jovovich in her futuristic underwear she rocked through most of the movie. Sure, a nude Milla Jovovich is always a treat, so I'm not discounting that, but the white strap undies were a real treat. So seeing Amber Carollo in similar undies is pretty much the highlight of my year.

We've all heard that old saying - "Every rose has it thorns", but I've been looking over a nude Demi Rose and I'm having the hardest time finding any thorns. All I see are super sweet curves, really great cleavage, and a fantastic rump. I guess the only thorn is there are obstructed nude pics in this bunch.

I'm sorry, but there is no way around this one. We can't be cute and clever and laugh until the cows come home. Alexis Ren's ass looks too damn amazing to make jokes. We all just need to sit back and worship the glorious sight of Alexis Ren working out in lingerie.

Here's the thing about Macy Chanel - she's hot. But she's not just hot when she's wearing a sexy bathing suit. She's not just hot when she's wearing see-through lingerie. She's not just hot when she's not wearing nothing at all. Macy Chanel is hot, all the time, no matter what. We are all just going to have to accept this as fact.

As I sat here for longer than I planned, staring at Eiza González in some see-through lingerie displaying some of the finest sideboob I've seen in awhile, I had a thought: Eiza Gonzalez is hot. And I don't mean in the general sense, I mean Eiza Gonzalez is hot right now, all the time, no matter what she is doing.

The first snow fall of winter, the stars on a cloudless night, and Doutzen Kroes in lingerie; those my friends are the finest things you will ever see in this world. In fact, you can ditch the snowfall and stars and just go with Doutzen Kroes in lingerie as the finest thing ever if you want.

"Dress for success," "the clothes make the man," and all those other sayings about dressing right to make yourself feel better are great and all, but why isn't there any fun saying for lingerie? Think about it: What you are wearing underneath could be more important than what you have on for the all the world to see. I mean, you have to admit that seeing Joy Corrigan in lingerie is making you feel pretty great.

During downtime, when nothing is going on and nothing probably will go on for hours at a time, we all like to be comfy. I'll freely admit that I do enjoy hanging out in nothing more than my boxers - but that's truly me time. I get that hanging out in undies isn't for everyone, but thank goodness it's for Charisma Carpenter.

Never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon totally lives up to such a hot name. Never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon in lingerie is one of the hottest sights you're going to see all week. And never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon will be haunting your dreams. The only thing that matters is that we will need more Daisy-Scarlett Gordon in the very near future.

One thing I love is to watch classic sci-fi television. You know, stuff that was made in the 50s and 60s, because I love how the future always looked like it was still in the past. Sure, everything was slightly strange and far out, but it also really spoke to the time it was made. And there is something in this Anastasiya Scheglova spread that is giving me that 50s Future vibe and I'm loving it.

Look, I don't mean to come out of the gate swinging, but why is this the first I'm hearing of Bryana Holly? Yes, seeing her naked ass is a great way to make an introduction, but still, why has the world not exposed everyone to the stunning beauty that is Bryana Holly? I guess it's just one more thing I don't understand about the world.