I can't deal with drunk people when I'm sober. I'll leave your ass if you do something stupid. I almost left my ex friend downtown after she wanted to act stupid. She's lucky that my other friend was there to stop me cuz I would have left her drunk ass right there.

So there is this bootleg spot here that makes the best, strongest drinks EVER. I'm going back and forth between Patron margaritas and Long Islands like it's nothing and I see my old cut buddy. I had been cut him of because I suspected he had a girlfriend, but I'm a horny drunk so none of that registered.

For some reason we ended up at the Circle K. I remember dragging him in the bathroom and whipping it out. I'm sitting on the sink and we're going at it like beasts. All of a sudden, the door swings open. Mind you it was one of those one toilet, one sink deals and the door opened outwards. Literally everyone who had just gotten outta the club and was in this gas station is looking at us going at it like bunnies.

I yell at the girl, "B!tch, close the ing door!" She proceeds to yell, "Yo, they getting it in."

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