These three things are self-evident, but bear repeating because they are intertwined in an endless dance of uniquely American doom: America is, still and officially, the fattest nation on the planet. …

Amazingly, the headline that made me cringe the most this week had nothing to do with Donald Trump, or the election cycle, or “8 Things We Really Hope Go Down in Princess Diaries 3” – though that one …

You hear that? That cacophonous wail, the mad thumping of ten million gristle-encrusted chests from here to the American Cancer Society? Fear not. It’s just the howl of America’s army of baffled paleo …