C.f.M. wrote:I like my women like I like my toast. Hot and slathered in butter.

Brando fan, CFM?...............

David steinberg had a great bit on this tango scene. "wouldn't it have been so cool, if they said the brand of the margarine where the trumpets blare and a crown appears on his head?" point if you can name the brand... I forgot.

"I'll tell you the difference between Saddam's era and now," said one guy."During Saddam's time, everyone was frightened. We couldn't talk because the government was listening." Everyone nodded. "Now," the guy said to an attentive group, "now everyone talks but the government doesn't listen."

"Well, ya see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the entire group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth