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Seems to be quite a merry-go-round! The police are pleased to be able to off-load the once-stolen-and-not-reclaimed bikes to Re:Cycle. Simon’s happy to make sure they’re road-worthy, then hires them out. Visitors, and some locals like to use the bikes, and generally bring them back, but Inspector Force usually reacquires those that ‘disappear’ for longer.

And then there’s the ‘Open your place up for free’ event that takes place each year. There’ll be hoards of people everywhere! He shouldn’t moan about that of course – the tea shop will do well, and it’s a very good advert for the place.

But he was going to be running around like a mad marshal! It was going to be murder!

Tim Panini had been to a very interesting Gardener’s Question Time @ Poppleton Park yesterday. He’d got all fired up about hanging baskets and pots and raised beds and borders, and went forthwith to the garden centre to get everything he needed.

Minnie Driver was famished. She’d been stood in the cold all morning trying to shift her four cheeses. And with all those wonderful smells wafting over from that gourmet van! Sheer torture. In the end she caved into a Cornish pasty.

Perhaps the last night of the half term holiday was not the best time for a sleepover, but Grace Merryweather and Rose Wood had a brilliant time! They told stories and listened to music, they danced and sang and talked about their god: Justin Bieber. They baked chocolate coconut squares, and then scoffed them with crisps at midnight. And they made garlands of paper flowers, with which they adorned each other.

Meanwhile, having heard some highly disturbing noises whilst walking in the Estate’s arboretum, Simon shinned up a bael tree, where he stayed until dawn, picking off the leaves and praying for salvation.