Barack Obama breaks the ties that bind us

Free at last! Thank Barack Obama almighty, we’re free at last! With his hammer, he has smashed the shackles that have held us captive to that dehumanizing task of working for a living.

Mac McGee

To the editor:

Free at last! Thank Barack Obama almighty, we’re free at last!

With his hammer, he has smashed the shackles that have held us captive to that dehumanizing task of working for a living.

With his sickle, he has slashed the need for work to “not a smidgen” of necessity; in fact, it’s no longer required.

Between Obama-scare, minimum-wage legislation and his other policies, he has fundamentally transformed America. Her citizens are no longer compelled to feed, clothe and shelter their families by the sweat of their brow or the callouses on their hands.

Before the arrival of Barack Hussein Obama, all of our work was for naught. Now, we (the very few who have jobs) can tell our former employers to “shove it,” become welfare recipients, receive food stamps, sit back and pursue our life-long dreams — according to Epoxy Pelosi, “become an artist, be an entrepreneur” or, perhaps, compose inane lyrics for rock stars. All this and a free Obama phone — what a country!

This is the way man was truly meant to live, not the dreary existence pre-ordained by our Heavenly Father because of the sins of Adam and Eve. Apparently He has abandoned us, despite our many petitions.

But now our lord and savior Barack Obama has brought us to the promised Utopia. Obviously, further prayers to the “Other Guy” will be fruitless.