JBond on the other hand. JBond will put you up for Russian Roulette AND LEAVE YOU THERE! AND THEN SEND YOU TO KILL ATL DESPITE YOU KNOWING SOMEONE WILL WATCH ATL!

But then McGee will stand up for your honor! And he'll say he feels bad that you died after you were forced to kill ATL despite saying you were worried it would mean your death! He'll throw a banquet in your honor, where mead and mutton will overflow. Minstrels shall sing tales of your conquest, and warriors of old will hearken to days long past. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO!