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This happens several times a day. I'll be like "maybe I'm famous now..." and I get all excited and go check, but no. Still not famous.

UPDATE #2: For clarification, when I say "famous" I mean "famous enough to drink dragon tears out of a goblet made from petrified angel feathers while watching an HD video of myself accepting the Nobel prize in a category that was invented specifically to accommodate my excellence - like the Nobel Fantastic Awesome Rad prize." I'm not nearly that famous yet, butI will be, dammit.

UPDATE #3:Veronica just sent me this startlingly accurate picture of me accepting any one of the various awards I'll be receiving in the future:

Doesn't that just look so natural? I'm pretty sure that is the facial expression I was born to make.

Tony - The character is a projection of my feelings... the juxtaposition of extreme anticipation with utter disappointment represents my own feelings just minutes ago when I sprang from my couch thirsty for orange juice and discovered that no - I would not be able to have any :(

I hate to say, getting more might not be as easy as it once was...I don't know how many oranges are going to survive this ridiculous cold front we're having in Florida at the moment.Seriously, iguanas are falling out of trees frozen. I wish I were kidding.

juskaulani - Thank you! I love drawing in any form, but Paint just seems to be my favorite right now!

EndlessMemories - Haha, you're welcome. I added it as an afterthought and I think I like it too :)

Nikole - NIKOLE! I don't mean this in a creepy way, but I was thinking about you as I was falling asleep the other night and I was like "I haven't talked to Nikole in a really long time..." and I was kind of a little pensive and sad about it, but then I was like "I'll check Facebook and see if she's alive!" But then I remembered that I left my computer downstairs and it was dark and I would have to push all the heavy stuff out from in front of my door and it was just too much work and there was no way I was going downstairs with the basement orcs at that hour, so I was like "I'll check to see if Nikole is alive in the morning..." but I forgot because I woke up and there was no half and half and I was all kinds of pissed off and THEN there was no orange juice.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm about to go out for dinner, feeling very cranky due to the meltiness of 40degreesplus (celsius) BUT I have orange juice. And iceblocks. And the 'g' on my keyboard is working. Suddenly my day is much more of a win.

That is a very sad story, I hope you can recover. I was shocked at first because it looked like in that last scene the stress of not having any orange juice left you hairless! But then I realized you were hairless from the beginning! Perhaps as a result from not having sufficient amounts of orange juice in you already??

I love love love the "idea" face. Just so perfect. Seriously, when are you going to set up your zazzle (or whatever) store so we can all buy shirts? And mugs? And other stuff that's a little weird like shoes?

Where's the Famous-O-Meter that you're checking? 'Cause I think it's wrong. 461 followers? And that doesn't even include all the people who don't know they should press the "follow" button, of which there are many.

You're famous. Maybe not the famous-est, but more famous-er than a lot of people.

Totally worse is when you have cookies, and all night at work you think about how when you get home, you are going to EAT those cookies, and how very good they will be, and then you get home and discover you are out of milk to dunk them in. Heartbreaking.

I also wake up every morning somehow expecting that I became famous overnight, but still no luck. Tonight is TOTALLY my night, though!

So. Here we are. Last post of the page and I'm too lazy to click "older posts". I don't like old things really.But I need to tell you that I'm at work and muffling my face with a sweater to stop the choking laughter out of my face hole. I really like when people say I'm hilarious because I am and they should. So I'm telling you because you are and they should. I mean. yeah. love it. All. you're my new friend. You didn't know?