We thought we loved this, but the more we look at it, the more it looks like she was attending a fancy party on a yacht, fell overboard, and washed ashore, covered in sea-stuff. When it comes to black gowns, we’re all for playing with textures and weights in order to give a design some interest, but this is overdone and looks a bit weighed-down to our eyes.

On the other hand, she’s Jane and this is all dramatic and sparkly in a way that Cannes calls for. And we think we love the shoes. But you’ll have to convince us on this one, kittens.