The weather is fine, thanks

“This is the last year I’ll ever let my husband sign our Christmas cards without supervision!”
“Why?”
“Well this was our first Christmas in Guam and he thought it’d be a hoot to sign all the cards going back home with, ‘Ho Ho Ho! We ain’t got NO SNOW!'”
“That IS a hoot!”
“I know! But he shouldn’t be rubbing it in!”
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How’s the weather in your town?