TREEK!

So there’s been a bit of a hub bub about Star Wars: The Old Republic’s newest companion, Treek. While a lot of the talk is mostly about how Treek is acquired (requiring 1 million credits AND a Level 40 legacy or just shelling out 2100 Cartel Coins with no legacy requirement at all) I personally find the companion to be worth the trouble and/or money. Why you ask? Is it because for a measly 700 CC I can unlock Treek on all my characters? No. Is it because Treek is the first companion that can switch between tank and healing modes? Nuh-uh.

Treek is the best companion ever because Treek is an Ewok.

It’s like the universal answer to any question involving Treek. “Why will I be getting Treek?” EWOK.

“Why should YOU get Treek?” EWOK.

“How much does Treek cost?” EWOK! DOES IT MATTER?! EEEEWOK! DID I STUTTER?

“Pfft. Ewoks are stupid.”

…

Treek? Eat them.

(Never forget that the ewoks were getting ready to cook Luke, Han and Chewie before C3PO got all god on them. Do not #$%& with the ewoks. Yub yub, mutha #$%&a)

What is the Land of Odd?

Long ago, in like 2007, someone told this nutjob named Vrykerion that he should try writing down all his weird rants and observations about MMOs, video games, cartoons, D&D, comics and a bunch of other geeky things. He did. This is it. Welcome to the Land of Odd.