2014 Mercedes-Benz S550, your self-driving luxury suite awaits

This is not hyperbole, but an indubitable fact. Twist the key in the starter and slide the memory stick-sized
column shifter into D, and sit back and relax. The car’s suite of
stereoscopic cameras, radar sensors and ultrasonic gewgaws create what
Mercedes — in a Snowden-level defection from Earth-bound physics — calls
“6-D Vision.” This double-down dimensionality apparently endows the
vehicle’s robot brain with an omnipotence once ascribed solely to God.