Legislators Admit Recreational Marijuana Passed in Blue States to Help Ease the Pain Of Election Results

Residents of California, Massachusetts and Nevada are dealing with the somewhat devastating news that an orange troll, I mean Donald Trump, has won the presidency of the United States.

But in addition to that news, legislators of those states have admitted they pushed the marijuana laws through in order for Democrats to stay high over the next four years without consequences.

“The thought of Donald Trump being our next president is too much for most handle. I mean, most people with a conscience,” said Tom Wolfson of Mourners of America’s Impending Doom Coalition. “We’re going to need a lot…. I mean A LOT of weed to get through this.”