Itâ€™s that time of year when Busted Coverage steps up for lonely male souls that waste at least 3-5 minutes of your day on this blog.

From now until Valentineâ€™s Day weâ€™ll be stepping up and providing some pretty cool gifts for those of you who could use something other than rejection and alimony payments in your life.

Tonight we are once again teaming up with The Toilet Paper, an online newsletter that is so good it’s worth taking your laptop to the shitter with you, and the fine folks at Midgets vs. Mascots, the shockumentary you’ve been hearing about because Scottie Pippen is part of the cast – and 5 midgets are battling 5 mascots for $1 million.

Oh, and the Hedgehog even has a part. This might be your last chance to ever see such a cast in one movie.

If you’re going to be alone this Valentine’s Day, why not sit back and laugh at other unfortunate people in this world.