Fans of lolicon icon pedobear, in whose company no loli is said to be safe, may be interested to see him incarnated in the form of this plushie.

Astonishingly, the plush is still in need of a distributor, so it looks to be some time before it becomes available. Hopefully some publicity will solve that, assuming it is a genuine pedobear product.

As you go to sleep cuddling your damn bear dreaming of your loli heaven you will inevitably begin to crave real lolis. When you finally cross the line, which I guarantee that you all will, have fun while Jorge-your-prison-bosom-buddy butt rapes you.

In the words of Unicef:

“Better to die than to have a fictional representation of your youth be forever sullied by the twisted eyes of the unclean.”

Amusing that it turned out like this. As standard practice, the stuff I find that I don’t think is quite good enough to make the Sankaku Complex front page, I usually put on the forums. However, the exchange from Tsubasa and muteKi elevated it from forum fodder to gold.