Give up? I updated the store! By
request all the funny is now on the front of the shirt, with any branding on
the shoulders. There's also an update to the Paranormal Events
shirt (to rework that totally lame ghost) and a new super-special Settlers of Catan
shirt. CafePress has changed their zoom-in function since the last time
I was there...the old one just put up the full-size image, but I guess they
had trouble with hotlinking or something because the new one opens a popup
and makes the image look horrible and jagged. This is what passes for an
"upgrade" at CafePress. I assure you the shirts will actually look
a little more like this.