College-aged gymnasts are very likely to be the hottest women that I have ever seen in person. When I was still going to school I once walked from the parking garage through one of the campus's rec halls and the women's gymnastics team was practicing.

In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian