I have established a small dwelling beside my metal home which is open to anyone who wants to live their. It is called the noob villa and if you take residence there you will be fed and armed as long as you accompany me on raids when asked to. I will put a screenshot of the noob villa on later, but for now bask in the glory of my metal mansion

Yeah because I wasn't the was I?!?

raf simons rick owens usually what i'm dressed in
copping wavey garms on the daily

That raid was insane.
We were raiding that building with like 6-7 people in it, then a group of 3 came in our backs, including one hacker who aimbotted us. And then I found me and Gio shooting at each other, as he also came to raid the same place.
We failed on the first breach, but it were the other groups that actually saved you from our next attack.

Our side of the story:
Me, Hope and Krona were doing the ravetrain (running around naked micspamming rave music)
We found some houses and figured we should do a joint ops raid (krona isn't in our team but we are allied)
So me and hope went home to suit up to full combat equipment. Krona suicided to do the same.

Just as I zip up my final piece of Kevlar and load my m4, Krona shouts: I AM BEING RAIDED
I asked: want us to come over and help?
Krona: YES THEY'RE BLOWING UP THE DOOR
So Psy and Hope team is en route!

We spend 10 minutes finding the entrance to the mountain since everything is barricaded.
Someone turns out to be right above us on the rock.
They seem to have barricaded the door behind them.
We kill a guy in the courtyard, and Gio drops us some supplies.
We blow up the barricade and peek into the door.
Exchange some bullets with shaunus.
Then go in while krona does the same and rek shit from both sides.
>buttrape
>no lube

Looted a nice amount of Kevlar and weapons, which we needed because we had a few failed raids the other day.

The rest of the night we kept on raiding.
We (from here on it was me Bob hope and max) found some guy with Kevlar, which we killed and looted.
Then we raided some metal house, nobody was home but we got some loot.

Then we decided to raid the place that we initially wanted to raid, but found Kazaki's place instead.
Nobody was home.
We were looking at the structure to figure out how to get in with minimal c4 consumption. We send Bob home to bring some supplies that will help us get in.
Suddenly, two Kevlar guys in our back, killing Hope. It was Kazaki and his pal.
While they shot at Hope and Max I flanked them and killed them. We then looted their corpses. Lots of stuff on em, they were just coming home from some farming.
They respawn inside the house.
We talk while we exchange bullets and arrows (lol)
Hope and Bob arrive and put their gear on. We like Kazaki so we didn't want to rek him.
I propose Kazaki a deal: give us some explosives or other resources and we will leave.
He says doesn't have any, and says they have a lot of wood.
I tell him to drop the wood out of the window, after which we would leave.
His pal, however disagrees and keeps shooting arrows.
Last warning. Rejected.
>then we will come in

We built some constructions to climb up on the porch, and blow a wall on the second floor.
>more buttrape
>lube was absent
Kazaki cries: how the fuck did you guys get up there!? This base is supposed to be impenetrable!
There was a lot of laughing.
Bob finds melonman sleeping upstairs. Satisfaction is at maximum.

We left with full inventories of shit. We left him some rad armor because we are nice, and we also left the granola bars because bob is allergic to them. On my way out I was kind enough to replace the wooden wall we blew up because I am nice like that.

Then we went home, and complained in chat that the game sucked because even the big chests are too small.
Our gun chest is full, our wood chest is full, our Kevlar chest is full,our metal chest is full. Fucking ridiculous, where are we going to put all this shit? Game sucks!