Rolls-Royce Ghost

In case you hadn't guessed yet, the smaller, more affordable Rolls-Royce is, in fact, neither. It measures 540cm from grille to rear bumper, 40cm less than a Phantom but more than two metres longer than your average family hatch. Kerbweight is around the 2.5-tonne mark.

And the cost? Ah, yes. The cost. Ghost prices will start at around £200,000... before extras. Small and affordable, you say?