I mean, obviously not the WHOLE month because of Thanksgiving. God damn pilgrims always on my jock. Seriously though, the celebration of my birth will be happening THIS weekend even though the actual birthday was last week. So yea… Two and a half weeks to celebrate, that seems about right for twenty eight years.

Yesterday I did the unthinkable. I took the boy to school and got right the fuck back in bed. Wednesday is my day off, at least until my part time job starts. My behavior yesterday is pretty typical, historically. But the last two weeks, I’ve been skittering off to the Hot Single Dad’s for naked […]

Have you ever had such an unbelievable connection with someone? Like, one of those undeniable sort of cataclysmic chemistry sort of things? I was talking with someone — I forget who it was — about how I pretty much always have awesome sex… And how I don’t think it’s a coincidence, I just think I’m […]

Went to the Halloween parade today with the boy child and Dee-light and her kids. Totally had fun. The boy made a trick or treat bag and got a really good dragon painted on his forehead. The parade was super too, even though it was COLD. Kids got a ton of candy. Also. I totally […]

Go. Look. Up there… Next to your address bar. See that? That’s a bacon favicon. Mistress helped me put it together tonight (read: this means she did it for me AFTER she explained how to do it and I couldn’t figure it out. This is how our relationship works. She loves me, I have no […]

So, the three o’clock hour came and went and I never heard from Ginger. It’s a good thing, too. I was busy in line at Publix with the boy and then headed over to have dinner with my friend and his daughter tonight. I’m having a hard time coming up with a nickname for him. […]

Logged into OkCupid this morning to reply to an email from a fairly cute little 23 year old rocker boy. He’s asked me out for coffee, but my schedule is nuts lately. We’ll see how that pans out. Honestly, I think Im’ getting too old to date those younger men — I mean, that’s almost […]

I met him in the middle of March. The anticipation of the floral boom of springtime in Atlanta makes it my absolute most favorite time of year. His profile on OkCupid was enticing – slightly cocky, but still a bit humble. Clearly not looking for anything too serious, but also not looking for just a […]

So, we’ve already covered that I’m divorced. I don’t even think we can count the marriage because it only lasted ten months and, ultimately, he only married me because we had a baby. Also? I was never in love with that man. That doesn’t mean that the divorce wasn’t hard on me… It was. And […]