Titanic!

"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.Italian : How far is land, from here ?Sardarji : Two miles .Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.I have got the experience of swimming even more.The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes upto the layer to ask something again.Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?Sardarji : Downwards... !!