Bad Shibe

Authors: Rob Myers and Lina Theodorou

Keywords: Doge Coin, Cryptocurrency, Society, Teen

First 100 words: Wow. It's two days since I rankchecked AreWeThereYet. Hello phone! What's my rank? Wow. Much slippage. There's a noob who's ahead of me in the rankings. Amaze. BangZoom78 has come out of nowhere and is tipping like a true shibe. Truer. Amaze. Such tippage. We tip our fellow shibes to show our appreciation. BangZoom78 must be surrounded by amaze shibes. Very amaze. Where am I? I was asleep. Wow. I'm lying on the couch. I like the couch. I like our room. The light coming through the planks over the window is either morning or evening. Wait, if it's that…