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Toucher & Rich: Know Your Armpits Of America

There are places on this planet that are less desirable, according to the local news, and some are even in this country. Places where crazy or weird news stories seem to be the norm.

So Toucher & Rich are doing their due diligence to warn you about these “Armpits of America.” Rich will give a short description of a real news story, and it’s your job to guess where the story came from.

The guys were only able to get through one today, but it’s a good one. There have been a rash of rhubarb robberies from a woman’s yard and so she starts looking out for the leafy larceny culprit.

Finally, the thief came by and the owner grabbed a camera to get the whole confrontation on tape. The thief uses all sorts of “logic” to plead innocence while continuing to try and harvest the plant.