I seem to have a habit of spontaneous bursts of hiatus' the last two years or so.

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University student (Psychology Bachelor) / Welcome to my fanfiction account, I'm currently in a permanent state of existential crisis.

Disclaimer: about more than half of my fics, published from an earlier stages... Well, I'm almost completely embarrassed about; my style of writing, the cheesy author's notes... But I've noticed some people have enjoyed those fics, so I'm refraining from deleting them.

A fully-certified MI6 spy, seventeen-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. However, as his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.

After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

Captain John Watson is a soldier in Afghanistan. Sherlock Holmes has just been admitted to a drug rehab facility, assigned to write a letter to an unknown soldier. He doesn't expect to get a letter back from someone as interesting as John. John doesn't expect to get letter from a recovering drug addict. Together they form an unlikely friendship through letters. Johnlock. Part 1.

On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.

Sherlock! Based on the BBC series with Benedict Cumberbatch. A new game of murder is played. A teenage girl, orphaned, comes to live with Sherlock and John. When her life gets put in danger as she gets involved with the game, can Sherlock save her and find the killer? Contains self harm, eating disorders, and suicidal thoughts. And then... The Reichenbach Fall comes to play...

John has a secret coping mechanism, one he kept from his sleuth best-friend, and one he wishes to keep from him. When his habits come back after a long absence, John starts a secret blog to keep from harming himself. Sherlock will try his best, but can he help John the way he needs? Self harm/depression included Johnlock friendship hurt/comfort Rated M for imagery and language

Wolf has been sent to watch over a high security witness after his life has been threatened by SCORPIA. What he didn't bank on was a teenager with a knack for trouble. Can he keep the kid safe or will dark secrets threaten everyone's security?

John is used to Sherlock deducing him, and he's okay with it. Until, suddenly, he isn't. Not that this stops Sherlock, obviously. Future Johnlock, first fanfic. Please note ratings change - "final" chapter is finally uploaded! Now definitely Complete.

John's vision blurred as he tried to make eye-contact with Sherlock. In contrast to his, the detective's features were startlingly cool and complacent. He seemed not to register any emotion, though the bleeding wounds in his forearms spoke otherwise. [Warnings inside, Rated T Plus]

Sherlock relapses and John is there to try and save him but can he save himself? Lots of angst and some case solving. little bit of Johnlock fluff in later chapters. Rated T for drug use and strong language.

As a series of severe panic attacks work away at John's mental and physical health, Sherlock is left to determine whether this is the work of an enemy, or if there is something that John is hiding. Post Reichenbach / Dark themes / Established Johnlock / Slash / Second draft / COMPLETE 7/6/14

Sherlock cares for Mycroft. Of course he does. The "I hate you! I hate you, TOO!" is just what they do. But when Mycroft gets ill and ends up in hospital, Sherlock is, as Mycroft would say, incredibly transparent. Sherlock/Mummy fluff. John's there, too.

When you've lost everything you ever cared about, even revenge begins to seem pointless. It's just a shame that Alex's enemies don't feel the same way. With a new hostile power rising, and MI6 drawing ever closer, can Alex stay free, and salvage something from the ashes of his life? Sequel to Reincarnation.

"Well, the nurse says I'm not pregnant, so I guess I'm okay." Sherlock smirks, and John glares. "Do you really think this is funny?" / Christmases are always hard for Alex. He runs, and John and Sherlock chase him. / Johnlock; part two of my "homes out of human beings" verse

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," Alex mutters under his breath, swallowing the crisps and shoving the biscuits into the refrigerator with the severed hand. "I break into the house of a probably psychotic serial killer, and he comes home." / Alex was just looking for a place to stay. He never expected to find a home. / Johnlock; part one of my "homes out of human beings" verse

Alex thought he was well out of the world of spies and soldiers, but with his friends still embroiled in the SAS, it was only a matter of time until he was sucked back in. And this time, the cost will be higher than ever before. SEQUEL to Pro Patria Mori.

John and Sherlock have a movie night (for a case, of course!) The boys watch rom-coms, eat like they're teenagers, Sherlock gets a bit poorly, and doctor John to the rescue! Slice of life, with a little bit of a sick!fic near the end.

After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.

Being a doctor doesn't prevent John from catching a stomach bug, and being the most rude, arrogant, and all around... you know... doesn't mean that Sherlock can't help take care of a friend when he's ill. T for a sweary John!

"John had initially stiffened at Sherlock's embrace, but even before a single second had gone by, he'd buried his face against Sherlock's chest and broke down sobbing. Sherlock pressed his lips into a thin line and tightened his hold on John, pulling him impossibly closer." Major character death, set shortly after His Last Vow. T for angst.

Eel. 23 year old SAS soldier in D Unit, training at Brecon Beacons with the occasional nightmare or flashback, hiding some dangerous secrets. Alex. Teenage spy, mental institute escapee, homeless, broken child, with little left to live for and a past of desperation. When the two become one person, it's up to his SAS friends to work out which is the facade...before it's too late...

On the verge of giving up, because how much more can he really give to a world that won't give back? Alex resigns himself to healing in a safe-house with Wolf as his guard. But maybe, through this wary friendship, Alex can find another reason to live.

Sherlock returns after the Fall expecting to see John. Instead, he finds that John has gone back to Afghanistan. This, he concludes, was not how he had planned for this all to happen. Read both of the Prologues if the first doesn't pique your interest.

Sherlock doesn't get sentimental. He doesn't suffer from emotions: he's been reliably informed that he doesn't have a heart, and for good reason. Except… we all know that isn't quite true; especially when it comes to John. (No slash.)

After the fall, John continues to text Sherlock, refusing to move on with his life while he's still holding onto the hope that his best friend could be alive. Sherlock always types out a reply, even though he never sends them, not willing to tell John the truth about his apparent 'death'. It's only a matter of time before one of them gives in.

Between the end of Mockingjay and the Epilogue. Peeta still has his flashbacks, I still have my nightmares. But we're together and that's all that matters. A story involving love and hurt/comfort. And sometimes, the most unexpected things happen.

After a serious head injury, Sherlock's Mind Palace is a mess. Mycroft sends a trunk of his brother's childhood/adolescence/Uni stuff to 221B. It could be the making of his brother, or make him worse than ever. But although memories can be painful things, Sherlock can rejoice that now he has John to help him. Johnlockish.

Peeta's experience from the end of Catching Fire through to (possibly) the end of Mockingjay and (maybe) beyond. Things to be wary of throughout this story would be violence, description of injury and strong language.

When Sherlock vanishes one day without notice, John knows instinctively that something is wrong. Bad feelings, however, can't help to find your missing best friend. Dark!fic. Rated M for a reason. All warnings inside for those who wish to know before reading.

... and one time that John didn't have the heart to complain. For the Johnlockers- you can wear your goggles here. For the non-Johnlockers- it isn't meant to be slash. Something for both sides of the fandom!

K-unit find Alex in the compound where he's being held. Only thing is, they don't know he's Cub from Breacon Becons. When they take him to the hospital, they think they'll never see him again. But they're wrong. Very wrong. And it costs them.

Spencer Hastings is perfect... or she was, until she let everything spiral out of control. Now she's hit rock bottom, and she's got nowhere else to turn. But with one phone call, can she turn her luck around? Wrencer pairing. Mentions self-harm.

There's an unknown threat, and all Alex knows is that Scorpia is involved. When they start targeting people at Alex's school, Blunt comes up with a plan. Unfortunately, Alex doesn't appreciate it. Neither do the SAS soldiers at Brecon Beacons. When things get personal, Alex has to choose: go after Scorpia himself or sit quietly? If he trusted MI6, this choice would be much easier.

Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.

Alex has been on autopilot ever since Sabina's death. Sent to Brecon Beacons after being declared a possible suicide risk, the soldiers are none too happy. They still think he's a joke, until he attempts once again. They see the scars, and realise that it's not funny anymore.

It was her strength, her liveliness that really made her beautiful. No one else saw that - not yet anyway -, and it made me feel like I was carrying around something precious, a secret knowledge that needed to be guarded jealously. Divergent from Tobias' POV.

Adventures with the Doctor were always dangerous, but everyone always came out unscathed. Except for this time. Now, Amy and Rory are hurt and the Doctor blames himself. Memories of his past resurface, the temptations and self-loathing following close behind. He needs the pain. It's what he deserves, after all that he's done. Angst. Trigger warning: Self-Harm.

By Fluffy - In which Alan Blunt gets sick of the colour gray, for once. He does something unexpected to break the monotony but it doesn't quite go as he expected... Read and review! (Note: Has nothing whatsoever to do with the book. It's rated K for a reason.)

Alex visibly swallowed. Why was this man even allowed to foster children? What should he say? He had handled missions before without problem, but this wasn't a mission. This was his life. Alex Rider finds out that life after MI6 may be more than he can handle. Luckily, K-Unit's there to help - undercover, of course. Set after Scorpia Rising.

In which Sherlock needs an escape from his raging mind, and what started off as a little high turns into a mission to get the spiders and butterflies out of the wall before John comes home. Could be triggering, just putting that out there. Who knows.

Neither John nor Sherlock are afraid of thunderstorms, but sometimes John is the one who has vivid fashbacks to his days of war, when those really bad storms occur. Thankfully, Sherlock seems to understand. Seems to.

We all know that Eagle is the joker of the group, a laugh a minute with him, only didn't get annoyed all the time. Every heart has a pain...Only the way of expression is different...Some hide it in their eyes...While some hide it in their smile. There are reasons for everything, even Eagle's hyper-activeness...

What on earth does the Ministry of Magic think it's doing... coupling everyone in the 6th and 7th years to, what? 'Unite the houses' I've never heard of anything more ridiculous. Draco/Hermione. Marriage Law Fic with a twist. Complete.

When hired men come to Alex's high school, crashing through his English class' windows, looking for him, what will happen? How can he keep his secret? And what will happen next? Set after Snakehead. Reveal Fic!

K-Unit have been given a mission, get the MI6 agent being held in Carlisle, England. No other information has been included, what and who will they find. Rated T for language. Not much of it, but it's strong when used.

Request from 2whitie. When Alex passes a test, Mr. Bray offers him to stay at his house on the night of a football game. When an enemy attacks, what will a teacher find out about a student? Especially a student like Alex Rider... NO SLASH!

Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.

"He needs help, Granger, and you're the only one we can think of to give it." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her seventh year and is given a task by Blaise Zabini and co. to make Head Boy forget his past's pain. Will she accept? Will he be ok?

A dark conspiracy that runs right through the heart of Alex's life comes back to drag the poor teen spy into the world he thought he'd abandoned. Omega could be anywhere, they have planned everything. How can you fight someone who has already won? Contains K-Unit,OC, violence and Scorpia Rising spoilers.

Four/Tris "You're kind of like a stalker but with good intentions, which is why you need to watch her. Even if it might feel weird watching her. Even if it feels weird that it doesn't feel weird watching her."

ON HIATUS. Alex was tired, so tired that the only way he could get away from it was to end it. But that plan backfired, and now the teenaged spy is under the supervision of a new Guardian. Someone who has been where he is now, in a dark place, and survived.

This time it's serious. Set after Snakehead. Just when Alex thought it was all over, MI6 are after him, Scorpia are after him. And they're not the only ones. And he doesn't know why. Please review. COMPLETE!

The prime minister makes MI6 promise to tell the world about Alex if he dies. When Alex is killed, MI6 keeps their promise and soon the entire world knows about the teenage spy. But he's not dead. Now he must adapt to a life where everyone knows his secrt

One-shot on a simple girl from District One. The girl no one ever expected to volunteer for the Hunger Games. This story tells the reason why a girl who had never trained a day in her life suddenly decided to volunteer for the Hunger Games and be a Career

Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?

SEQUEL to Past of Shadows. K-Unit have rescued Alex, but there is still a long way to go to fix him. With a new threat lurking in the shadows, can they piece Alex back together? Or will the doubts of others tear them all apart?

This is a post-Deathly Hollows one-shot. It might be a bit funny, but is meant to explore the emotions of two of my favorite blonds. And it's got nothing to do with Nargles, according to Draco, at least. No slash!

Wolf has been having a terrible morning...and now he's been called in by a certain irritating organization. On top of that, he gets a taste of MI6's enigma of an agent. Oh, dear. All so early in the morning, too.

When Scorpia attack his school, Alex finds his two lives falling apart around him. Soon Alex finds himself being shipped back off to Brecon Beacons for more training, only he's not going alone. HIATUS- due to personal problems, might be a few weeks.

She sighed, her previous anger evaporating. Now, she looked like someone who'd just had the world planted onto their shoulders. "Right. It can wait; it always does." A/N:Leave your b-day in the Reviews and I'll write something especially for you.

Alex is taking being a fully-fledged agent in stride. He's even managing his school work and football with a certain amount of ease. But he'll never like his maths teacher. It's just not going to happen. SEQUEL to Perfectly Normal.

"I could feel myself slipping over the edge and into the abyss of carelessness..." Jack was gone. With nothing left to lose, Alex is sent to the SAS training grounds. There's only one problem: he isn't the same kid he was before.

My own interpretation of a scene rumored to take place in Scorpia Rising. Alex finds himself trapped in sinking sand, Scorpia agents with machines guns on every side and no hope of escaping. Yassen's not going to help him this time. Blood violance

Dirt smeared into Ben's face, and a spider crawled up his nose. A worm wriggled through his hair, and god knows how many bugs were crawling through his clothes. Ben groaned as a big beetle bit him. It was all Alex's fault.

A plan goes wrong during the search for the Horcruxes and Hermione is made a prisoner in Malfoy Manor. She's going to need all her intelligence, courage, loyalty, and cunning to keep herself - and the fight against Voldemort - alive.

Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!

Having lost everything, Alex is sent back to the SAS training camp. But even here, he can't escape old demons and even makes new ones. How far can a 14 year old be pushed? And what lengths will a unit go to for their 5th member?

Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.

Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.

Because raising a child is hardly simple. And training him is something far more difficult. A glimpse into Alex's childhood and how Ian shaped him to be who he is. Drabble series. Chapter Three: Ring in case of emergencies only.

The last thing they remember is fighting with each other during the war, how the hell did they end up years into the future? And why exactly are they here? And why are they married? And what about a prophecy and a curse? Is it real? DRAMIONE Fluffiness!

Scorpia doesn’t take well to MI6’s threats regarding Alex. In response, they attack anyone he's ever known. Including K Unit. Wolf will have to put aside any grudges he still holds to keep Alex alive. But keeping him alive will be harder then they know.

The seventh years at Hogwarts were brought back to school a week early for a project that was to take place that year. They are eached paired up and have to take care of a baby. What happens when Draco and Hermione is paired up and can they raise a child

John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?

Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE

Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!

For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco

After her death, Alex had to grow up quickly in situations he never imagined he'd be involved in, before. Being with the Pleasures wasn't miserable as such; it gave him an opportunity at normality - but that was getting more complicated as the months and months passed, when he's haunted by his past as well as chased by it. Ignorance can only be bliss for so long...

Alex Rider/Divergent crossover. Need your feedback- planning about to start. Divergent Series' of Alex Rider's p.o.v; will differ from the actual Divergent series, but characters will return. Fic title: a quote by Will Durant.

"Could... Could we pretty please borrow a cart? An ice cream cart? My friend- Alex- here, could go to his business just... What? Two streets away and offer ice cream to his little-worker-friends. They'd pay- and you'd get more money!" Alex turned his gaze to Sabina and uttered one, common and mainstream word- "What?"

"That's none of your business-" "Oh, please, Draco, like it's not obvious! You've been roaming the hallways of Hogwarts since Friday like a freaking zombie!" MARRIAGE LAW FANFICTION but with huge twists by me- lightning and blossoms! Usually Draco Malfoy's pov. STOPPED: STORY INCOMPLETE/NOT CONTINUED- PLEASE READ THE FINAL NOTE ON THE 44TH CHAPTER TO UNDERSTAND... I'M SO, SO SORRY.

"Tom... Don't you think that my account... To make a Facebook account would make it painfully easier for somebody across the world, who'd want revenge- to get me?" Tom shook his head. To which Alex sighed.

Start a band. Write a poem. Obsess over computer games. Brag online over high scores on play station. Read. Soccer. Talk. Alex's briefly tried it all; all of them bring some old comfort back but none bring back the warmth of support for Alex's depression.

"I'll make a deal with you; you shut your mouth and I'll stir shit up with one of the other soldiers in our unit... tomorrow. Or today... You get me?" Eagle didn't wait for Alex to reply, instead just figured Alex would immediately agree, and said, "Now scram, kid."

Effie Trinket is District 12's escort! What is she thinking during this time? What is she doing during the 74th Hunger Games? Could there ever be a relationship with Haymitch Abernathy- besides him and his alcohol? Effie's point of view may answer that. 'I can't hide my enthusiasm... Everybody's probably excited... I think I had put a little too much sugar in my coffees.'

He can feel his pulse rampant at his throat so tight that he imagines it blocking his throat and him suffocating with the last images of his nightmare; not from fear, but for other emotions. He's shaken.