Godzilla High Heels

Sadly, these Godzilla High Heels are sold out, but maybe you can score some Godzilla figures and make your own. Then you know what to do. You assemble a miniature city all over the floor of your house, then dance and destroy it, while making monster noises.

Then your friend will come by with some high heels featuring Godzilla’s enemies. Now it’s time to fight and destroy the hell out of what’s left of that city. While I take pictures and pull a lever that dumps jello everywhere. Don’t be afraid to rip each other’s clothes. Everything is fair game when you are fighting in monster heels.

Check out an unboxing video below from the always entertaining grav3yardgirl.