Ron Paul delivers twin babies before a stump speech

MINNESOTA - It was just before noon when Republican Primary Presidential Candidate Ron Paul was about to address a group of farmers about agriculture policy when a woman in the crowd yelped the word baby.

As soon as one man called for a doctor, people began to scramble and carry the message around. When Congressman Paul received word that it was a mother giving birth, his campaign manager told us that, "He jumped off the stage and ran to the woman."

Television cameras then began to follow Paul as he ran, tripped, and ran some more until he was near the woman. Our sources told us that the woman was actually a Democrat because she wore a Democratic shirt under her Republican shirt.

Although Ron Paul hesitated when he saw the blue shirt, he began to yell and speak in medical terminology and asking for medical tools that no one usually carries. Miraculously, Congressman Paul delivered twin babies with his bare hands.

Pundits are attempting to calculate how much political capital is earned after delivering twin boys. Results usually take twenty-four hours.

Both were boys and the woman named them Ron and Paul.

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