Ah ‘ave been come so expertise in le Spinach Walk,
ah am sought after all over le paddock in ordeur to teach it.

Le Uncle tell me ah am le best ‘e ‘as eveur seen.
At least ah assume that is what ‘e say.
Eet was all in Australian which, of course ah do not understand.
Nobody understand Australian.

For being such an ‘onest ‘orze, ah decide to anoint ‘im with Slobbeur.

‘ere you go Le Uncle’, ah say, as ah am working up a gobfull
of Le Slobbeur to anoint ‘im with.

”ang on Le Uncle’, ah mumble as ah try to get close enough to dab eet on ‘im.
‘e does not seem all that keen so ah wondeur eef ah should spit eet on ‘im instead.
Le Dalai Llama next door lark to spit all oveur everyone.

ah decide to trot after ‘im and dab slobbeur all over ‘is backside.

Ah cannot understand why ‘e will not stand still while ah bestow this blessing upon ‘im.

‘Wait, Le Uncle’ ah say and ah try to stop ‘im.

But ‘e ees off.

Faster and faster ‘e go. ‘E ees quite a fast ‘orze for a ‘orze ‘oo ees about 100 years old.

2 thoughts on “Pronunciation problems…”

Hi There, thank you so much for your comments. Like you I am sad when I see so many horses living in conditions that horses should never be in. Most of all it saddens me when I see horses kept by themselves. I know most people never see their horses playing because they do not have the time to spend at the paddock. I hope that with this blog, as silly as it is, people will also realise just how much horses do play and love to have fun 🙂 Mine play every day. sometimes just for a few minutes but often for half an hour at a time. It goes without saying that I love them 🙂

Hi, really love your blog about Zephyr. I was drawn here because I also have a grey with the same name but I spell it Zayfir. I raised my boy and intended to do something like this on my own blog but never had the time. I absolutely love seeing your horses in a real, natural herd setting. Its so rare these days!