It is high time we eased the drought suffered by the Tree of Liberty. Let us not stand and suffer the bonds of tyranny, nor ignorance, laziness, cowardice. It is better that we die in our cause then to say that we took counsel among these.

Here is something to lighten your heart for a moment. A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened. What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?'"

"About a gallon."

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It is high time we eased the drought suffered by the Tree of Liberty. Let us not stand and suffer the bonds of tyranny, nor ignorance, laziness, cowardice. It is better that we die in our cause then to say that we took counsel among these.

I had to go back a couple of pages and reread the posts. Is this the same Billy that was irritated by one of my jokes? Is this you, Billy? Have you got something against gays? Or, gays in San Francisco? Why don't you pick on someone else?

Just kidding, Billy! Thanks for the jokes and I am glad you posted them.

dnalexander

Lol, I live just north of you in McDonald Co. Missouri, I always get jokes about how the family trees don't fork very far they seem to have plenty of branches as far as I can tell though LOL

Pam, I used to deer hunt in a little town called Cole Camp, Mo. It kind of reminded me a little bit of the movie Deliverance. We used to joke that instead of a family tree they were so inbred they had a family circle. I know, I know I have a sick warped since of humor.