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Monday, October 17, 2011

Letters to entities

Dear god in heaven,

I write to you because I sincerely think that it is not possible to think of
you in any time except crisis. And right now, I’m in crisis. The crisis is of
course related to money. I’m perpetually running short and I don’t like it one
bit.

I propose that we come up with a wealth-generation plan. Basically, I will
bury a Rs.1,000 note underground [because that is the highest denomination
available] and you will, with your epic powers, multiply that Rs.1,000 into may
1,000s.

Since you played a part in my gaining wealth, the money cannot be termed
ill-gotten. Yeah, I didn’t exactly earn it because of my hardwork or anything,
but heck, I am a child in crisis, help me out here.

That’s all for now. I will be in touch during my next epic crisis. Please do
the needful as and when a need arises.