There are 185 Fox affiliates in the United States, and most of them are showing today's heavily-hyped English Premier League match between Chelsea and Manchester United live. More than 20, however, are not. Here's what they chose to air instead.

We tried to note markets where the match was being shown on another channel, and several of these stations plan to air the match on tape-delay, but since showing sports on tape-delay is bullshit, they get no credit.

Update: It's apparently being aired on a call letter-less subchannel in Milwaukee.