1.00 CT. TW Diamond & Ruby Flower Stud Earrings in 14k White Gold

You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
tomorrow.

DETAILS

Start planning your zany schemes now. This gorgeous ruby and diamond earrings deal of the day is $299.99 (80% off the $1,500 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
(EST).

”JomaDeals, you got some
‘splainin’ to do!”

”Well, what happened was I wanted
you to buy me today’s JomaDeals deal of the day, the 1ct Diamond & Ruby Stud Flower Earrings in 14k White Gold, but you wouldn’t because you
had your hands full with your show featuring Xaxa da Silva, the famous
Brazilian Samba singer/dancer who you conveniently mentioned in great
detail early on as a reference point for later. So in order to get what I
wanted, I came up with a zany plot and whispered it to my friend just
before the commercial break, sponsored by Phillip Morris cigarettes.

After the break, I sent tons of flowers to myself
and hired a few men to pretend to be my admirers hoping you would get
jealous and buy me this daily deal. But you caught wind of the
little scheme and developed your own counter scheme, where you paid a
bunch more men that I had never seen before to act as admirers, making
me overwhelmed to the point that I made some hilarious facial
expressions and snappy one-liners.

Finally I found
out about your counter plot, concocted a counter-counter plot, went to
your show, locked Xaxa in her dressing room, dressed up in her costume
and took her place in your show, embarrassed both you and your Congo
band on live national network television. I’m not exactly sure what that
was supposed to accomplish, but in the end, after giving me a stern
looking-at and finger shaking, you pulled the Diamond & Ruby Flower Stud Earrings out
from behind your back, having bought them earlier that day at a 80%
discount as a surprise for me. We then hugged and retired to our
separate beds, having learned absolutely nothing from our erratic and
destructive behavior.”

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