Cheating a bit this time, as this is not strictly a horror movie. Ok, it's not a horror at all. Trey Parker and Matt Stone brought us Cannibal! The Musical some years back, and here are some choice snippets from it.

Sheriff Amos Wall of Saguache: Alferd Packer, any last words?
Alferd Packer: Yes.
Sheriff Amos Wall of Saguache: [sighs] Oh well, make it quick.
Alferd Packer: Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse.
Sheriff Amos Wall of Saguache: Jolly good! Now let's get on with the hanging!

...and probably the most common argument going on between all the natives in Italian cannibal movies...

James Humphrey: Hey! You're cutting into his butt!
Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
James Humphrey: Well not butt!

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