Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku, a satirical manga set in a world where major political choices are decided by games of mahjong, has revealed that the villain of its next arc will be none other than Donald Trump, a rather suitable role for the man (according to his abundance of critics).

Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku came out of its 2 year hiatus with its latest release in Takeshobo Kindai Mahjong magazine’s September issue, perhaps explaining why it is so desperate to appear relevant and earn some easy attention:

The magazine’s teaser states that the new arc will revolve around a famous girl who will “save Japan” from the tyranny of Trump, with the manga’s tendency to poke fun at politics naturally serving as one of its most cherished elements.

Various other world leaders have already made an appearance in the legendary manga, such as Vladimir Putin, George W. Bush and Kim Jong il.

Incredibly ironic and intrinsic to this is the fact that Japan holds some of the very policies that it’s apparently mocking. I’d like to see Japanese welcome foreign immigrants with open hands and welfare, driving unskilled labor and their pathetic birthrates even deeper to the ground.

Actually, Japan does a lot more than most other countries to attract foreign talent. It is just that most consider it to be too far from everything, with a “weird” culture and alien language so they don’t even try.

For me, getting an immigrant visa to Japan was just filling a simple form. Getting a US tourist visa was hell (overly complicated online form, submit lots of documents, go have an interview, etc.)

Japan doesn’t have an actual immigration problem, they’re physically too far from any other country to have to watch out for anything but stowaways and people who enter legally but “overstay”. They don’t need nor have real border control.

You’ve misunderstood his comment entirely; Japan desperately needs more immigrant labor, but much like America, insane right wing xenophobic fuckwits have been using immigrants as a scapegoat for so long the laws are too draconian to actually get the immigration levels they need.

My man, what do you propose then? I thought you left cucks loved being called cucks in the first place? You should embraced it while we people in the center and the right are starting to embrace being called Nazis everyday

Meh. They might just “hate” him because he seems like a douchebag. And not the “college frat” type you can have a good time with. The obnoxious “pussying out at the last minute after talking a big game type”. The one who needs everyone to like him, but acts like he doesn’t care.
You only “hate” people like that when people buy into their bullshit.

America withdraw troops? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one! America invaded Japan after WWII and never left. You make it sound like America is doing Japan a favour with taking their land, never paying rent, raping its women and throwing their weight around.

Let me get this straight, Rape of Nanking and over a million deaths of Chinese, Russian and Americans in human experimentation which sound’s a lot nicer than saying scientific torture,rape and degenerate sadistic games but they’re outraged by a dozen rapes annually?

As if that wasn’t enough they both simultaneously bitch about Chinese aggression and the chinks being subhuman AND American forces deterring more blatant Chinese aggression?

For a based country the Japs also have their fair traits of downright retardation. Literally cower at the idea of North Korea and China but want their biggest enemy to leave their lands. At what point did the nips IQ drop?

Talk about alternative facts… First, “a ton of jobs” is quite the bold statement, Okinawa being the largest employing base, only employs less than 300 locals. Second, there have always been a lot of of complaints about drunk soldiers causing all kind of incidents, with some of them even taking rafuge in the embassy to flee Japan before they could be arrested and judged by the japanese law.
Let’s be honest, it’s not only Japan neither America. NOBODY likes to have a foreign army stationed next to their homes and the supposed jobs they create are always in the hundreds at best, since contrating locals would cause security and secrecy issues. They might be worthy for the country or on an strategic scenario of war, but for the locals it’s not worthy at all.

Japan and the US actually have a close and friendly relationship (even if sometimes it feels out of necessity on one part or the other), but even if things somehow soured so much that they DID decide to pull out of Japan, their presence in the Pacific would still be strong because of the Phillipines, who largely appreciate the US.