I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole,
I’ll even gladly dye for you.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles please."-
Butcher: "Me too."
I was trying to catch some fog earlier but I mist.
Toilet paper plays an important role in my life.
Why did the octopus blush?

He’d just seen the bottom of the
ocean!!!!
Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?-He Neverlands.
Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?-There are too many
bugs.
I’d love to know how the Earth rotates. It would totally make my day.
Why is the math book so sad? -It's got too many problems!
Have you heard about this dude who had to have his left leg and left arm
amputated after a car crash? -- He's all right now.“
Nurse to a doctor: Doctor, here’s your list of heart, liver and kidney
donors. I already sorted them alphabetically. -Doctor: Excellent
job. Seriously well organ-ized.
Doctor: You're obese.

Patient: For that I definitely want a second
opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
Do you think that when Han Solo married Princess Leia, she demanded that he
change his name to Han Married?
How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet.
Why was the tomato all red?

It saw the salad dressing.

What would you call a fish with a missing eye?

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