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Topic: caesar193 gets dwarfed (Read 6173 times)

So here I am, craving a little guild action (and started writing a dwarven sub), so I go ahead and pick up my axe. Its time to make war on the foolish giants! For honor! For glory! For my dwarven pride! For joining a second guild!

So, what I have to do:1. Write 3 2 1 subs (1 stub is allowed to count as 1 sub for this Quest. But only 1 stub allowed, 2 must be subs) on anything Dwarven related2. Start 1 Dwarven-related topic in Forums for general discussion/discourse (hey, it may lead to another sub for you!)3. Read, vote, and comment on, 3 Dwarven-related submissions by others (non-member subs allowed. If it don't smell Dwarven, let 'em have it! If it feels Dwarven, invite them to join our guild!)4. Must assign yourself at least a "3" at first level in strength, endurance, and constitution, respectively (Int, etc is less important to us Dwarves)5. Must have 3 or more votes on each of your Dwarven-related submissions6. Must maintain a 3.25 or higher score count on ALL of your Dwarven submissions from this day forward.7. Must add "Dwarven Guild" freetext on all subs

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

The last sub is finished! Thrall and Yola is an epic tale of love and death. If Shakespeare wrote RPG, Strolenati fictions, this is what he would have written. Now I just have to hope that it earns a 3.25 with 3+ votes.

So let's see. What I really have to do (besides the extra stuff you do after earning the level) is few now that the 3 subs are done. They do still need to get 3 votes and get 3.25+ on each (for any dwarf that wants another member into their drunken fold, here are the three: Hrothen's Gate, The Glenbeard Tunnels, and Thrall and Yola).

For the things is still need to do:-Dwarf topic in forums-vote+comment on 3 dwarf subs

Progress Report 1.2 will come out when I get that topic out. Or get far enough to scratch out another requirment.

Last post was more distant then I said it would be. But let us not dwell on such insignificant details, and admire caesar193's progress. I have commented and voted on the Seven Wonders of the Dwarven World, the Tungsten-Trousered Troubadors of Trilaxa, and the Dwarven War Chariot. Thus, I have made all my requirements! Except for that last one of three votes on each of the subs. But that is only a matter of time. Besides, the last sub that needs to be voted on is Thrall and Yola, which is a Freetext Friday sub, and thus has to be voted on by Dragonlordmax. So, I should be done fairly soon. Almost there! I can almost taste the victory ale!

My last analogy as a non-dwarf: I am sitting on a chair in the dwarven pub, with a pint of that rarest of beverages called Victory Ale in front of me. I could partake of this Victory Ale if I was not bonded by the last of the 21 Ropes of Requirement.

Explanation of the Analogy: The only thing I have left to accomplish to become a dwarf is to have three votes on all of my subs. Each of my subs has three votes, except for the very last one: Thrall and Yola. It is getting slightly annoying, to say the least.

So come, Strolenites! Read the epic tale of the dwarven lovers named Thrall and Yola! And join the two people who have voted on it to propel the caesar193 into his self-inflicted dwarveness.

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.