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January 27, 2010

My face is crooked. Or maybe it’s more accurate to say the features on my face are crooked. My nose is atrocious. The right nostril is the size of a dime; the left is the size of a penny. My mouth rests heavily on the left side of my face and it’s tiny. My eyes are mismatched in both color and length: one is blue and long and the other is green and compact.