The first pictures of Allison Stokke handling her pole for the Cal Golden Bears surfaced just abouteverywhere yesterday. But nobody's mentioned that the true freshman, despite looking less tan and a bit thicker in the britches (not that bloggers know anything about these kinds things) had a good showing at the MPSF Championships in Seattle last weekend.

In the women's pole vault, freshman Allison Stokke set both the school indoor and freshman records with her mark of 13-1.00 (3.99m). Fellow teammate, junior Katie Morgan [not the porn star (NSFW) –GEd. ] set the same mark, as both pole vaulters provisionally qualified for the indoor championships. Stokke and Morgan tied for third in the competition.

I won't be the first person to say that this pic is a bit of a letdown. I mean, it's not like I'm gay outside of the whole poetry slamming about other men thing. Fortunately there's a pic of Cal's Katie Morgan in that first link, and as you can see she's built like a brick shithouse. But in a good way. I can't wait until her father threatens to sue everybody for invading her privacy, right before a whistle-stop media tour. What does "whistle-stop" mean, anyway? – Monday Morning Punter

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03.05.08 at 10:41 am

Blackcapricorn

Uff, I would still do her and that’s all that matters.

03.05.08 at 10:46 am

Samuel L. Bronkowitz

When she was in high school, I felt the need to lock my door when looking at pictures of her for fear that Chris Hansen would come barging in. But now that she's in college, I can safely categorize her as a 'professional' in my spank bank.

/Mike Gundy

03.05.08 at 10:46 am

Hugh B. Brown

What does "whistle-stop" mean, anyway?

The whistles stop when the "freshman fifteen" go on.

03.05.08 at 10:46 am

xavier

She look really damn good. Her hips are making me go wowzers in my trousers.

03.05.08 at 10:54 am

hardawayhatesyou

She the most attractive Cal Bear since Shareef Abdur-Rahim.

03.05.08 at 10:55 am

whowillsexmutombo

Dear Mr. Stokke –

I am a wealthy African business man with a problem. I have a bank account with more than $10 million that I can not get out of my country. Please provide me with your bank account so that I can wire it to you for safe keeping. As collateral, please also provide me with your daughter. I will send an American friend in a white van to pick her up.

03.05.08 at 11:00 am

Enrico Pallazzo

I'm actually going to keep it in my pants for this post…unimpressive

03.05.08 at 11:07 am

swanychitown

@ WWSM

I didn't know you and Doogie were friends outside of WL…

03.05.08 at 11:08 am

Punch Rockgroin

At least it wasn't the freshman 50.

03.05.08 at 11:14 am

Baron Von Hugenstein

I'd still hit it

03.05.08 at 11:15 am

whowillsexmutombo

@Swany

More like "business associates".

Besides, his van is pretty sweet. It has captain's chairs!

03.05.08 at 11:18 am

atari1977

I am still stokked for Stokke.

03.05.08 at 11:19 am

Its The Bob

Who gives a shit about this shit, where's a post on Peter King's USO Tour??????????????

03.05.08 at 11:27 am

Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane

Cal Women's pole vault….It's Spanktastic!!

03.05.08 at 11:41 am

Andrew

Jealous of all the attention accorded her Cal teammate, pentathlete Tifani Grimes sealed her fate at the MPSF Championships with an ill-advised risk: “What’s this? ‘Extremely high voltage’? Well, I don’t need safety gloves because I’m Allison Stok…”

03.05.08 at 12:54 pm

ChrisP

"despite looking less tan and a bit thicker in the britches"

Is Brend0n writing for this site now? MMP, please return your penis – you no longer have any valid use for it.

03.05.08 at 2:19 pm

Cocksteady

*makes the obligatory "She can vault my pole any day" post*

03.05.08 at 2:30 pm

DoucheNozzle

Cal must really suck if a school indoor and freshmen record is only good enough for 3rd place.

03.05.08 at 6:30 pm

Pauly

It would be a privilege to have her smell on my finger.

03.05.08 at 11:36 pm

Tlarkin10

wtf, this is the first thing ive really completly dissagreed with on WL. She looks slammin