Reese Witherspoon Responds To Justin Bieber’s ‘Fear’ Remake In The Only Way Possible

I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoon – Mostly about her chin and that time she kept showing everyone how huge her labia are. – but at the end of the day, she’s really a lot like us. And by that I mean she heard Justin Bieber wants to remake Fear and had the same immediate reaction as everyone else. Via Just Jared:

“Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?”

DAGGER CHIN BURNNNNNN!!!

Now, while some might say Reese was joking, I personally like to believe she was concerned about Justin Bieber having the chops to play a young girl getting fingerblasted on a roller coaster but is too racist to pick up the phone and call Usher who’ll totally put that shit to bed. It’s 2012, lady. They have phones too now.

But, he would be remaking it Hunk/Twink style. The sexay bad-boy hunk becomes obsessed with the innocent twink. Set that to a bass beat, a little baby oil and a recent waxing and you got a definite blockbuster on your hands.