Take today's, when promoter Bob Arum posited about why Floyd Mayweather let the deadline pass on committing to a fight with Filipino stallion, Manny Pacquiao, despite his noted wad-waving fetish. Thankfully, the nation's sports network tuned in to hear the Gibsonian shades of Arum's thoughts:

"One of the reasons could be the uncertainly regarding [uncle and trainer] Roger Mayweather. Roger Mayweather is scheduled before a court in Nevada regarding criminal charges. I know how Manny would feel if he had to go into a fight like this without the services of Freddie Roach."

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Summary: Arum was all like, nah, my deadline wasn't actually a drop-dead one. Should Mayweather not see the benefit of tens of millions of raindrops within 10 days, however, Manny could land a November date with Antonio "Plaster of Tijuana Knuckles" Margarito or Miguel "Knocked Him Out Already" Cotto.