Some Random Parodies

Seireitou on a talk show

Minkai in the theripist office

Theripist: Alright, Minkai, i show you an ink blob and you tell me what you think of it

Shows an ink blob

Minkai: Beer

Shows another ink blob

Minkai: More Beer

Shows another ink blob

Minkai: More Beer

Shows another ink blob

Minkai: More Beer

Shows another ink blob

Minkai: More Beer

Therapist: Alright, what about this one

Shows an ink blob that is shaped like beer

Minkai: Huh, lets see.... hmmmm..... a vagina?

Therapist: Get out

Made By Seireitou

Copied over by Narutokurosaki547

Seireiotu reads a Where's Waldo book

Seireitou: Damn it where is it

Looks around and around and cant find it

"Where's Waldo!?"

Seireitou takes the book and burns it till nothign is left or visible

Seireitou: WHERE'S WALDO NOW BITCH!!!!

Everyone looks at him

Seireitou: uh, huh, yeah

Seireitou Runs away

Made By Seireitou

Copied over by Narutokurosaki547

Minkai, Seireitou, and Hikaru on Jerry Springer

Announcer: Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show. Today on this episode of the Jerry Springer show we have 3 guests from Naruto Fanon. The most powerful person, or so he believes, and biggest perv of Naruto Fanon, Seirei-

Hikaru: Look, here's a tape of when Seireitou and Ryun and I fought. Show that. See ya! *Leaves with Seireitou and Minkai.*

Made By Narutokurosaki547

Echo's Issues

Announcer: Well folks. 4Kids recently picked up the Naruto Fanon for dubbing and censoring. And we've made a few changes for the kids. Echo will no longer work through his issues with angst, murder, and torture. Instead, he'll be working through all that angst... with song!

(cuts to Echo on a broadway stage)

Echo: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,

Brown paper packages tied up with strings!

These are a few of my favorite things!"

(stage darkens as a spotlight shines on Echo. He looks down to the ground, seeming sad)

(Tuari counts to ten and when she opens her eye Echo has vanished in a trail of flames.)

About a year later our young hero Echo wanders through the local ninja mall, already having forgotten about his kid...

Agent: There's the target, approach him cautiously(Walks over to Echo)...Sir, you owe a growing amount of child support.

(Echo's evil eyes widen for the first time in fear)

Echo: What!? Nooo!!!

Echo dashes through the upper level of the mall but is grabbed by an agent. He proceeds to elbow the pursuer and jump over a railing to land on a descending set of esculators.

Echo: Tsh!!!!

He grits his teeth in pain of the high fall, but fogets about it when he sees twenty more agents dash toawrds him from each side.

Agent: Sir, surrender or go to prison.

Echo: Uh...Look! It's Michael Jackson and he's black/straight again!

Agent:Huh? Where?!

Seeing his chance Echo jumps onto the head of one agent and tramples on the others as well, making his way towards the bottom level. He dashes towards the exit and begins to run through the sidewalks of the city. Turning around he spots the agents at high pursuit.

Echo: Ahhh!!!

Echo runs across the street but sudenly gets a leg cramp.

Echo:Nooo!!!

Helpless he looks as an eighteen wheeler approaches. He panicks and tries to crawl with one leg but ends up going in circles. Clsoing his eyes and ready for hell he suddenly realizes that the vehicle is passing over him. He sighs with relief and sits up to see all twenty agents surrounding him once more.

Agent: Sir, stay where you are!

Echo: Umm...Chuck Norris?

The agents begin to run frantically around in fear. Unable to react in time each one is picked off by a car one by one. Echo then sprints towards the nearest building. He climbs the stairs until he reaches the roof and looks off the side of it to see if any more agents were coming. Suddenly he hears a familiar annoying voice.

Tuari: Hey you, B&^#@$!

Echo spins around to see a now obese Tuari, one with wrinkles under her eyes from illegal activites and a body odor so severe that he felt drousy from ten feet away. On her hip she was carrying a cat like being that creeped him out. She suddenly pulls out a 44 Magnum and points it a Echo causing his eyes to widen again.

Blasting a hole in his shoulder Echo flies off the building, hearing a meow sound on his way down. Falling fourty stories he began to thin kabout his life. Finalling realizing that being a mass murderer is bad he comes in contact with a power line. With thousands of jolts of electricity frying his body he continued downward until his body hits a flag pole that dents his head. In the final stage of his plummet he reaches a dead oaktree with unusually sharp baranches. As with his unique luck he is speared and the top branch, ending his life in a quite humorous manner.

Echo and Tuari on Dr. Phil

Ever since Echo and Tuari had their child Rika, they have been constantly trying to shove the duties of taking care of the child onto each other...by fighting, literally...This got so out of hand, that Hikaru sent a letter of what was happening to Dr. Phil. Unfortunatly, Echo and Tuari belived that they were ok at handling their problems, so Hikaru had to drag them to the studio. Rika was left in Rukia's care while they were away, if you wanted to know.

Dr. Phil: Hello, and welcome to the substitute show for Oprah, the Dr. Phil show. Today we have two lovers who have been having problems in their relationship. Everyone please welcome Echo Uchiha and Tuari Fire Uchiha.

Applause

Echo: I'm going to kill Hikaru...

Tuari: Like you kill everyone else, you sonova BLEEP?

Echo: *interuppts* At least I don't complain about everyone and their dog...

Tuari: At least I'm not a demon-human Hybrid who kills everyone and their dog!

Dr. Phil: All right, enough the two of you. I want you to settle your issues in a calm and collected manner.

Hikaru: Well, I know that Yoruichi could probably take care of Rika easily, but I'm not sure if she could deal with Rika...

Echo: Why not?

Hikaru: Wasn't Rika fused with a succubus when Tuari...ehh...

Tuari: *offended* And how do you know this?

Hikaru: I read the talk page on Rika...

Dr. Phil: Don't I get any lines? I'm part of this skit...

Hikaru: I know, but I think I'm getting to them. Echo, I found out that Rika has a Demon Sharingan, and many of your powers. Tuari, despite what you think, you're a great mother for Rika.

Tuari: How do you figure that?

Hikaru: You actually care for Rika, even if you yourself wouldn't want to take care of her. You wouldn't want to foist her off to any random person; you'd want to have someone capable like Yoruichi or me taking care of her. And besides, at the rate Rika is growing, she could help you in fights.

Tuari: I don't need anyone to help me when I fight, Hikaru...

Echo: And me helping you is worth what?

Tuari: Nothing, loser.

Hikaru: Look, Tuari, Echo, if you do put Rika up for adoption, she will be shunned as a freak of nature, just like the two of you were. I think that if you two agree to take care of Rika, you can help her to control her succubus nature, if not eliminate it.

Echo: That isn't possible.

Hikaru: Seireitou got rid of the soul of your father who was tormenting you...

Echo: Point taken...

Tuari: Alright, what's your point in all of this?

Hikaru: As busy as you two are, I think you should both try to raise Rika. Reasons being: Echo, you can help her to understand the powers of her Demon Sharingan. Tuari, you and Rika are similar. Due to her nature, she will be wary to try to be close to anyone, like you were when you were younger.

Echo and Tuari: *dead silence*

Hikaru: I guess I got through to you two. Also Echo, nothing is telling you to return to the future anytime soon. I know it isn't like you to take care of a child, but it would be for your daughter's good.

The Truth about the Garganta Stone

Arranhaku: This is the Garganta Stone, letting you travel through Dimensions

Minkai: It's a rock.

Arranhaku: No, this is THE Garganta Stone! It...

Minkai: But its still a rock, right?

Arranhaku: Well, yeah, but...

Minkai: There ya go.

Arranhaku: Okay.... *puts head down in depression.

END

A skit by Minkai~

Adventures in collective living space

aka... apartments

Seireitou walks in the door to his apartment complex and goes to get his mail.

Tuari is buying a a coke from the vending machine because she's trying to get clean.

Scarr is coming down to go out with friends. He buys a snack from the snack machine next to Tuari

Echo is hanging upside down from the ceiling, listening to Megadeth.

Seireitou opens his mailbox to have the room partially flooded with proposals from fangirls.

Scarr turns around and trips on a letter and flies into the air, causing him to collide with with Echo.

Echo's cd goes flying through the air like a shuriken while he crashes into Seireitou, stuffing his head into his own mailbox.

Echo's cd slices Tuari's coke can cleanly in half, spilling coke over her favorite outfit. Her eyes burn with anime anger and she kicks Echo and Scarr through the wall, kneeing Seireitou farther into his his mailbox, which he was already trying futilely to remove his head from. She then walks over to the counter and sweetly asks for her room key, which she forgot again.

the end...

made by Cold hard steel

Battle of Music

Fukumaden Uchiha, Makan Shunkan, Kokuangyo Tengu are sitting in a bar and the Macarena begins to play. Kokuangyo starts to dance the Macarena and Fukumaden joins in. Every second they dance, Makan gets more angry. "STOP DANCING YOU FREAKING IDIOTS!" yells Makan starts to go on a rampage.

PLEASE STAND BY

15 MINUTES LATER

Everything was all messed up, tables were overturned, the bartender was covered wit blood, people were unconscious and some of them were throw into the wall, glasses were broken, Kokuangyo was also knocked-out, and Fukumaden was taking cover behind the bar. "Um, Makan, I think we should leave now." said Fukumaden as he picked up Kokuangyo and used his palm to slam Makan,about to impale someone, out the front window. Then, Fukumaden exited the bar as it blew up in a random fiery explosion.

The End...

A skit by ANBU100

Character Rants

Step right up and put a rant for your character here.

Hikaru's Rant

Hello, this is Hikaru speaking. First off, I'd like to ask...WHY THE FRICKING HECK AM I A TARGET??? I mean, everyone wants to fight me for one reason or another.

Seireitou: Because he has to be the most powerful person ever, and he want's my respect.

Genki: Cause he has nothing else to do.

And I'm pretty sure there are others out there who are out to get me. Ah, like I care, I just want to express my opinion.

Made by Narutokurosaki547

Hikaru's Rant 2

Well, I'm dead now, so I guess I can't be beat up by everyone and their dog. And I guess I might as well enjoy death until I'm back at the Shinobi World Tournament. F.Y.I. I'm revied in the time between the First round, and the second round.

Made by Narutokurosaki547

Ean's Rant

Hey, it's Ean eromalc, brother of the guy who beat the living sh*t out of Seireitou in the shinobi world tournament.

Hikaru has it better than I do, at least people want to fight him. I don't know why, but my colleagues and I at the Guardians aren't getting much friendly action... hmm...

Echo's Rant

"Whatever, since my band doesn't pick me up until 3, I guess I have to talk to you losers. I'm with Hikaru on this, everyone wants to kill me one way or another. It's not like I mind, I'll kill them all... Be right back."

(The camera man still follows Echo until they reach a dark alley, where a mysterious person awaits him with a package)

Seireitou's Rant

Whoa whoa whoa, scarr beat the lving sh** of seireitou? In your dreams, he knocked him into the disqualification zone, if it was a regular fight, no rules, things would have been much different

Mizu's Rant

(Before Mizu takes Hikaru's place in The True Fight: Seireitou Hyuga vs Hikaru "Shadow" Kurosaki)
Hello people who waste part of your lives here. It is I, Mizu Kurosaki, the brother of Hikaru Kurosaki, and for some reason, I had a 5-star rating on my article for no reason. Maybe it's because I hate my brother. Anyway, I don't see why no one want's to fight me. I know 1000 ninjutsu, have a demonic Shadow Blade, and I have a ton of power.

mailman comes in*

Mailman: Excuse me, but I'm kind of lost. I have a letter for Hikaru "Shadow" Kurosaki, but I've lost my way.

Mizu: *opens letter and reads it* a match against Seireitou? Well, this just might be what I was looking for. I might as well send this to Hikaru anyway, whaddo I care?"

Made by Narutokurosaki547

Akatsuki Gathers

Location: Somewhere in a cave (Note: Sasori is dead at this point)

Pein: Welcome Gentlemen, im glad to see that you've all came, this night shall see the end of Naruto Uzumaki, and his bum-chum, Kyuubi. With our combined evil, we shall defeat him... somehow. Now, for the evil rolecall... Deidara

Rockband!

One day, at the apartments of all the characters of Narutofanon(Yes, they all live in apartments!), a mysterious package arrived. Echo picked it up, moved it to the lounge(yes, this complex has a lounge, with a 52" screen tv!) and thought about what might be inside. He stared at it to make it open, but the box did not move. "Stupid box, I will curse you and the souls of whatever is inside you for all of eternity if you do not open," said Echo. "How 'bout no, emo face!" replied the soul of the box and its contents. Holy-oops, I meant unholy-crap, this box and its contents must be so powerful or so awesome it can resist my eyes! Thought Echo. "Then how how will your greatness be seen, box?" asked Echo, pulling the conundrum card. The box did not move, apparently it was thinking. Suddenly the tape rolled off and the flaps opened up to reveal... Rockband 2!

"What the hell are you doing?" Tuari was standing next to Echo, who was sitting on the couch talking to a box.

"Um... interrogating a... box?" said Echo, realizing what he was just doing.

"Y'know, I always knew you were emo, but I never wrote you off as- OH MY GOD IS THAT ROCKBAND 2?! I love that game!" shouted Tuari, who began to rip through the packaging with beast-like fervor. Echo partially coiled up from Tuari invading his personal square and looked to the door to see every other character in Narutofanon apartments staring through the doorway. Scarr poked his head from the top of the doorframe, apparently hanging from the ceiling and shot towards the box shouting "I call bass!" Then a flood of people came through the passage. The first four(apparently this was a special box, with two guitars instead of one) were Tuari on guitar, Scarr on bass, Echo on vocals and Ryun on drums.

(Tuari counts to ten and when she opens her eye Echo has vanished in a trail of flames.)

About a year later our young hero Echo wanders through the local ninja mall, already having forgotten about his kid...

Agent: There's the target, approach him cautiously(Walks over to Echo)...Sir, you owe a growing amount of child support.

(Echo's evil eyes widen for the first time in fear)

Echo: What!? Nooo!!!

Echo dashes through the upper level of the mall but is grabbed by an agent. He proceeds to elbow the pursuer and jump over a railing to land on a descending set of esculators.

Echo: Tsh!!!!

He grits his teeth in pain of the high fall, but fogets about it when he sees twenty more agents dash toawrds him from each side.

Agent: Sir, surrender or go to prison.

Echo: Uh...Look! It's Michael Jackson and he's black/straight again!

Agent:Huh? Where?!

Seeing his chance Echo jumps onto the head of one agent and tramples on the others as well, making his way towards the bottom level. He dashes towards the exit and begins to run through the sidewalks of the city. Turning around he spots the agents at high pursuit.

Echo: Ahhh!!!

Echo runs across the street but sudenly gets a leg cramp.

Echo:Nooo!!!

Helpless he looks as an eighteen wheeler approaches. He panicks and tries to crawl with one leg but ends up going in circles. Clsoing his eyes and ready for hell he suddenly realizes that the vehicle is passing over him. He sighs with relief and sits up to see all twenty agents surrounding him once more.

Agent: Sir, stay where you are!

Echo: Umm...Chuck Norris?

The agents begin to run frantically around in fear. Unable to react in time each one is picked off by a car one by one. Echo then sprints towards the nearest building. He climbs the stairs until he reaches the roof and looks off the side of it to see if any more agents were coming. Suddenly he hears a familiar annoying voice.

Tuari: Hey you, B&^#@$!

Echo spins around to see a now obese Tuari, one with wrinkles under her eyes from illegal activites and a body odor so severe that he felt drousy from ten feet away. On her hip she was carrying a cat like being that creeped him out. She suddenly pulls out a 44 Magnum and points it a Echo causing his eyes to widen again.

Blasting a hole in his shoulder Echo flies off the building, hearing a meow sound on his way down. Falling fourty stories he began to thin kabout his life. Finalling realizing that being a mass murderer is bad he comes in contact with a power line. With thousands of jolts of electricity frying his body he continued downward until his body hits a flag pole that dents his head. In the final stage of his plummet he reaches a dead oaktree with unusually sharp baranches. As with his unique luck he is speared and the top branch, ending his life in a quite humorous manner.