This is the part where people put in
information about themselves that nobody really wants to know. They go on
rambling about their jobs, family, dogs, favorite holiday destinations,
books and films, disclose gruesome details about the meaning of life,
their goldfish's sexual preferences, or, worse even, about their age...
accompanied by completely dull photos entitled: "That's me with my
favorite guinea pig Dorothy in front of the hydrangea I planted outside my
house."

Well, gardening really isn't one of my
fortes. Too much time among books and