Wanna know when you can check into HOSTEL II?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with an update for those of you who want to keep up on the goings on with the HOSTEL series. The release date on HOSTEL 2 has been locked by Lionsgate in a summer spot.
Look out for the flick hitting June 8th, 2007.
Mark your calendar's, get the vaseline ready, sharpen your shears and read up on your Czech.

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Instead I will walk in the opposite direction of the theatre for exactly one hour, after having burned it to the ground.
Not just because of this specific film, mind you, but more in lamentation of the state of film itself...

What I liked about the first Hostel was that it felt very much like a movie my dumb lazy college friends would make if given several million dollars to blow...oh wait, no, that's what I hate about the first Hostel.

I loved the first one (that's right, I said loved), but really, how much life could this series possibly have within it? It's contingent on being about a bunch of brainless shits who you wouldn't want to share a cab with. Once you've switched genders, what is there left to do?

Making a sequel is overkill. The first movie freaked me out, but there's no need to make another one. It's more of a "one movie" concept....a bunch of tourists getting pwned. Doing it again would be lame, even with new ideas.

I loved Cabin Fever. I thought it was incredbily original. There is no real antagonist in the film. It relies mainly on the paranoia and stupidity of it's characters. Hostel on the other hand, is just another modern-day horror flick. Lotsa chicks and a horrible plot. Not excited at all about this one.

I kinda agree Tallboy66. <p>Although I appreciate there are some auteurs out there making some good movies in this revival of the 70's grindhouse films, the genre is wearisome in it's cruelty.</p><p>There have been some well-made films like Wolf Creek, Texas Chainsaw (Jessica Biel, nuff said!), High Tension, Devil's Rejects, Hill Have Eyes, etc. My one friend just loves Hostel.</p><p>But I prefer true scare movies, I guess. Monster movies and such. I loved the recent Dawn of the Dead remake and 28 Days Later, but also loved Dog Soldiers, The Descent and Dagon.</p><p>Give me a good vampire or werewolf movie with the same style and skill some of these new slashers are getting.

All the horror films being incorrecly tagged as torture porn actually had plots and were about characters trying to escape villainy, with varying degrees of success and so they do not qualify as any kind of porn. The Passion of the Christ is torture porn, becuase its sole purpose was for an audience to watch someone being tortured to death.

earning shillings sucking off Dalmations. Rented the Hills have Eyes remake and that seriously screwed me up - torture porn! The trailer part .... seriously - my girlfriend wanted to see it but I screened it first and told she wouldn't like it - and she's like a dude! (she would have thought I had some playmates chained in a basement somewhere and would have looked "cock eyed" at me ever since). But atleast that had a realistic twat go apeshit and believably seek revenge. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake - ugh - bought that on DVD (the one with the metal plate) before seeing it and man did that suck. I couldn't trade that with a one armed gimp boy in El Paso pimpin' widdled wooden penises to tourists! The origonal one - the dinner sceen .... freaked me out for a few days.

....it failed to show the torture of any UK gap-year students. Especially Media Studies students. Anyways, hope the Ipswich psycho hasn't watched Hostel as they'll blame it for his "activities", the evil tw@ that he is.

...that despite the female gender of the protagonists this time out, the hostel will still be populated mostly with nubile Euro-skanks and there will be plenty of experimentla girl-on-girl action both before and after the true nature of the Hostel is discovered. Because that's just the way a guy like Roth rolls. If this hunch is confirmed, I will rent this and purchase copious amounts of beer so I can invite people over to mock it together. Otherwise, this sequel has absolutely no value. And I'd be happy to comment on the many reasons the first one sucked if anyone is genuinely interested in hearing them for the thousandth time...or if anyone honestly doesn't already know them.