Modestly sized, heavily textured and built with a super strong suction cup, the Lifelike Lover is a good choice for beginners and those who are looking for a realistic but less girthy toy. Plus, real silicone for under $30? You can't beat that.

I've seen some pretty unusual sex toys in my time, but the Tonguetacle really takes the cake. Now, before you say, "A 3ft tongue??! EW!!!" and squick away, just hear me out. As odd as it sounds (and I truly never thought I'd be saying this!), a massage with the Tonguetalce is actually a very sexy experience...

"OMG WOOOW!" Those are the words that *would* have been coming out of my mouth if I hadn't been more or less incoherent and in the midst of a super intense orgasm. Not only is it a fantastic feeling toy, but because Split Peaches asks for and listens to customer feedback, I actually got to have a hand in making the design!

Squishy, curved, with a silky matte shaft, the Adam 02 won my heart over in a big way. In fact, it's one of my favorite things in my toybox. Why do I love the Adam so freaking much, you ask? Well, here's the scoop.