Those parking meters outside the Courthouse always make me get all Al Pacino in "And Justice for All"."I'm out of Quarters? You're out of Quarters! The whole parking lot is out of Quarters! They're out of Quarters!'

A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink.However, if he should drink he shall not get drunkIf he should get drunk, he shall not stagger.And if he should stagger, he shall not fall.If he should fall, he shall not be arrested for DUI.If he is arrested for DUI, he shall not drive himself to the courthouse.If he should drive himself to the courthouse, he should not park in the judge's space.If he should park in the judge's space, He shall do so in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is an officer.