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GODZILLA: Irritated Monster Janitor vs The Most Boring Protagonist Ever – That Thing You Like #61

GODZILLA! 2014! The story of one giant lizard with a thankless job, one milquetoast, poorly acted protagonist, and Bryan Cranston acting up a storm in front of said poorly acted protagonist. Plus everyone’s favourite, Ken Watanabe! Also, Elizabeth Olsen, who needed more (read: anything) to do. I guess some people really loved this movie. THOSE PEOPLE ARE WRONG.

(Jk)

But seriously, this movie has troubz for days. It’s the worst kind of reductive, bland storytelling, and relies way too much on CGI DESTRUCTOVISION. Which kinda… doesn’t work. Ever. For any movie. Hear us chat about it!