Boba Fett Caption Contest #16

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Author

Date

Fan'sChoice

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Boba:look at that city slicker with his fur coat and big black shades.
3po:that's a tawn-tawn...
Boba:i still don't like him!

Zee of Philly

120634200003/24/2008

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Boba: And there you have it, kids. Now you see what can happen to you when you do drugs.

3PO: Sir, I can't help but notice that your balls are on your hip?
Boba: Zip it 3PO, have you ever been dry humped by a wookie?

Wass

121472280006/29/2008

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"Take a holo, it'll last longer, Goldie."

virulent_messiah

121887000008/16/2008

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c3po-oh my goodness i cant believe we are in the presence of THE BOBA FETT
r2d2-(in human voice cuzz we cant understand robot)be quite c3po im trying to get my recording system to work so i can video tape this amazing moment
Boba Fett-would you tou stop talking maybe youll be easier too fool then i thought stupid droids no wheres luke? my flamethrowers getting cold ha ha haaa

vinny

121791960008/05/2008

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2

C3PO: Hello, my name is C3PO. I am a protocol droid, and I speak over 7 million---
Fett: Shut it before I fry your circuits.

Venku of Keldabe, Mandalore

120565080003/16/2008

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CPO: Oops?
R2-D2: beeps
Fett: Oops is right, I told you to always Walk the wookie after every meal!

Tshanna Fett

121610520007/15/2008

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c3po:What are yuo doing on are millenium falcon
boba:i lost the slave 1 to greedo it was horrible so i need a home
c3po:Just take your shoes off i just waxed the floor.

Travis of columbus,Ohio

120971160005/02/2008

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c3po:Hello but aren't yu a bad guy yu know shooting good dudes with the rifle
boba:no i just came here to use the computer
c3po:why?
boba:because i love WORLD OF WRACRAFT when jabbas gone i can hunt guys on there with player versus player

travis of columbus,ohio

120971160005/02/2008

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I am not the Mandalore you are looking for.

Tracyn of norwich

120781080004/10/2008

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jeeesh! and I thought football uniforms were bad...

Tohmia

121731480007/29/2008

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C-3PO: Is he awake? I can't tell.
R2-D2: *Beep*
C-3PO: You want me to do what to him?
Boba fett: Yeah, want do you want him to do to me?

The_Fett

121878360008/15/2008

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Boba: Crap, someone spilled coffee on my frame. Threepio, clean it up!
C-3PO: Sir, I'm only an interpreter! Besides, it's in pretty deep!
Boba: Do it or I'll feed you to Chewbacca.
C-3PO: But...uhhh, I'll give you the address of who spilled the coffee.
Boba: I'm going to another frame. If you get it out tell me. Chewie, look hungry.

The Fettinator of Jango's house on Kamino

120997080005/05/2008

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Fett: What? Don't look at me, I didn't steal his Wookiee braids

Slovok of McAllen/TX

120850200004/18/2008

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C3PO: I suggest a new strategy, Master Fett. Let the Wookiee win.

Boba Fett: *Incoherent mumbling*

Slovok

121567320007/10/2008

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2

No, YOU put Captain Solo in the cargo hold!

Slovok of McAllen, TX

121023000005/08/2008

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1 vote

2

I'm sorry. If you don't have a backstage pass you can't come in to see AC/Wookiee...

Sev Fett of Canada

120677400003/29/2008

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2

Boba Fett resents the implication that he is a two-dimensional character.

samyania

121446360006/26/2008

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Throw a pink highlight here and there and you will be all set

Sam Lennon of South Portland ME

120789720004/11/2008

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"No 3po, I will NOT grease up your crevasses!"

Robert

121282200006/07/2008

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C3PO: Why so angery?

Fett: Damn Lucas said he'd only give me better colored armor if he wrote a stupid death scene for me......

Ralin Drakus of Keldabe, Mandalore

121109400005/18/2008

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Just look at our colors....honestly, have ANY of these guys heard of reference photos? This is as bad as bringing in the wrong person for a bounty....

Pheonix

121005720005/06/2008

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Fett: You call this a CLEAN floor?! I've seen better in Hutt palaces!

Neomeris Fett

121377240006/18/2008

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Boba: Aargh! I hate it when I'm poorly animated.
C-3PO: Well at least they didn't put some weird nose thing on you and give you giant hips!

Mordred of Oklahoma

120565080003/16/2008

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Boba: "Ok. Seriously, whoever took a bite out of the last doughnut and put it back is going to deal with me."

"Alright you punks, where's the bathroom?"

Fett: Hold it right there, everyone. I have an important announcement to make.
C-3P0: What's that?
Chewbacca: Ruuuur?
Fett: I only have three fingers on each hand.

Fett II of Tatooine

120910680004/25/2008

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C-3PO: Boba, I'd like you to meet your real father.
Boba:... What?

Fett II

121956120008/24/2008

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C3PO: Are you accusing me of tampering with the methane tanks?
Fett: You sure don't smell like roses.
R2D2: Beep beep bop beep
C3PO: How dare you accuse me of practical jokes, I'm not programmed for that sort of thing.

Fett Claw

120573720003/17/2008

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Fett: Y'know, I may be a badass bounty hunter who doesn't fear death or a Sarlaac Pit, but even I can't stand this awful 1970's animation special.

Felina of Gaithersburg, MD

120988440005/04/2008

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C3PO: Chewbacca, I don't believe this starring contest is going to work.

fairyblood

121567320007/10/2008

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C3PO: Get in the corner for a time out MR. You know the rule, no bounty hunting after bed time!
Boba: You suck.

Fett: OMG, Wrath of the Mandalorian was better animated than this, and it was fan-made!

Chibisnake of Parkland, FL

120902040004/24/2008

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Fett: I hate fans. They always draw me so CRAPPY! Look at the the details I'm missing! I'm not even coloured right!
C3PO: I look like a cheap bendy-toy thats unauthorized....
R2D2: Beep bloop (Hey, at least you guys don't only have the top of your head in this!)

Cecilia

121463640006/28/2008

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2

Boba: Face it, guys. I'm the only good thing that's coming out of this Holiday Special.

Bryan Thompson

121705560007/26/2008

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2

I clearly called dibbs first for the Wookiee's piggy back ride.

Brent of Lincoln/Nebraska

120565080003/16/2008

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1

Boba: Hmm. Han Solo is taking a long time in that shower.
C-3PO: Oh i understand Sir.

Bobafett:you know guys, i really appreciate the fact that you trust me.
C-3po:we dont, your just some mandalorian working for the empire persuading luke to trust you, we hate you.
Bobafett: so in a sense, im lame?
C-3po: no, just because i dont trust doesnt mean i dont look up to you.
Fett: Sweet! i knew i was the baddest of bad!

boba-hmph its not fair u won at monopoly 3po.
3po-i cheated
boba-what you say pervert!
3po-yo mama so stupid she fell in the sarlacc!
boba-i never had a mother you $#@!
c-3po- rite back at ya!!!!!!!!!!!!
boba thinking- i wonder if i could...nah but still...

Anonymous

120591000003/19/2008

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Fett: Your going to wear that?

Anonymous

120789720004/11/2008

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my god, look at the quality of my shading. some artists just don't care do they?

anon

120781080004/10/2008

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*Boba thinking* I wonder how much the fans would pay me to take that annoying droid out...

amanda of corusant

120565080003/16/2008

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Vador: Bobafett I need you to go kill Luke Skywalker!
Bobafett: Why vador?
Vador: Bobafett I want you to kill him just because he's
not evil!
Bobafett: I don't really feel like it right now.
Vador: I comand you to do it this instant!!!!
Bobafett: NO I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT !!!!!!!!
Vador: If you do it I will let you destroy what ever you want............
Bobafett: Ok I will do it.
Vador: Ok now heres your carbon rifle and now go kill Luke!!!!!
Bobafett: Oh .......... Yeah its killin time now.

Alyse Kennedy of Florida

120642840003/25/2008

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Bobafett: Im going to kill you!
Luke: No please don't!
Bobafett: But I really want to!
Luke:No please don't you don't need to anyway!
Bobafett: Yeah I know but im going to anyway.
Luke:No please don't
Bobafett:Bye luke just letyou know I didn't get ordered to do this I just was bored and your not evil so I have to kill you bye.

Alyse of Florida

120651480003/26/2008

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I could have swore that last time I checked my armor was more of a green..Must be going color blind...

Adeptus Astartes of BFFC message boards

120591000003/19/2008

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Boba Fett's armor proved that Sarlacc stomach acid can be used as a bleach.

Adeptus Astartes of Denial

121109400005/18/2008

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1 vote

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C-3PO: Boba, I'm sorry, I just dont see how your still single.
Boba: Just go away...