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We all love our beardy guys, even if they sometimes get food in it or forget to groom it. They resemble Chewbacca from Star Wars or a cuddly teddy bear whose sole existence is based on our comfort.

Beards are a sign of masculinity. Of Super Manliness!

Once a gentleman has transcended the acts of manspreading and mansplaining, and triumphed over the Man Flu, he can grow the most majestic of beards.A beard so glorious it would intimidate ZZ Top and Santa Claus.

1. Great Beard Responsibility

Having a great beard is a lot of work. Ask the bearded babe in your life and they'll tell you just that. A man who grooms and takes care of his beard like a responsible facial hair sporter will always come out on top.

2. Bearded Dads FTW

A dad who beers is great but a dad who beards is better. If they check both boxes then congratulations! You have the best dad in the world and he needs one of these beard t shirts as a congratulatory prize.

4. Fear the Beard T Shirt

Blue Oyster Cult told you not to fear the reaper and considering that record is definitely in your bearded dad's collection, it's advice you should heed. Because it's awesome beards and beard t shirts we should be most afraid of.

5. Merbeardos Are Real

With a design that rivals Flashdance's iconic image in sexiness, beardos worldwide will love this beard t shirt. We sure hope your favorite dude is ready to collect compliments! They're gonna happen a lot when they wear this one.

6. Beard Conditioning

Does the beard need the beer or the mouth hidden beneath it? Both, probably. The more epic the beard, the harder it is to not get beer all up in it. They coulduse this beer t shirt as a bib, but where's the fun in that?

7. Save a Life, Join a Gang

Not the sort of gang who hurts anyone. Just the kind of gang where you all have beards, look cool, and maybe ride a motorcycle now and again. (The motorcycle isn't mandatory!) A cool gang. A bearded gang.

8. Beard Growth Charts Are Necessary

This beard t shirt comes with a growth chart pre-installed. If your favorite bearded guy is unaware of the status of his beard, this could come in handy. Now, if only they could go from manly and top at lumberjack...

9. Unnatural is the Word

A man without a beard can be handsome, sure, but as this beard t shirt says, it can also be like a lion without its mane. A glorious, groomed beard can be the key to living a happier life. And also to hiding all manner of sins which is really the benefit here.