Football - page 179

We've been getting some emails from guys complaining that the only houses we run are ridiculous multi-million dollar mansions. Blah, blah, blah. Something about, "Yeah, but how some of the lesser known guys are living?" Ok, smartasses, you want to see how a seven-year vet making $1.5 million a year is rolling? Check out this suburban Chicago house that former Bears safety Chris Harris is trying to sell. The guy isn't exactly selling a Shangri-La. JUMP!

Look what was waiting for WTOP radio station mobile app users in the D.C. area this morning. Backstory: RGIII was on Jay Leno last night doing some beatboxing. Blah, blah, blah. Of course nobody cares what happens on Leno at midnight. What we care about is the headlines dropped the next morning by some underpaid producer who gave us this "RG III beat off on Leno," gem. By the way, the performance was so dope. Video - JUMP!

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What's retirement like for Brett Favre? He can't even make a stop at some place called The Donut Hole for some breakfast without some chick live tweetin' the whole damn thing. Gotta give the guy credit, he hasn't just resorted to slappin' eggs and 'taters together in the skillet for Deanna. The old boy will actually take his wife out on a Thursday for some fine eatin'. Thankfully Meghan live tweeted her encounter with The Slinger. JUMP!

At this point we figure you guys think BC is just dicking around and stretching out these Dallas Cowboys cheerleader galleries because it's a slow news week. Not the case at all. There are like 50 chicks on the team and they just keep uploading snapshots from their time in Cancun. While many NFL cheerleading units are a complete mess with social networking, the DCC is just a machine. Just blasting us with bikini shots at least 3-4 times per day. The latest – JUMP!

So it seems that over the last week or so there has been a gang of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders holed up in some Riviera Maya (Mexico – south of Cancun) resort where they've been taking bikini photos for this season's calendar. Is there a smarter cheerleading team in the history of sports? No. Do you realize the weather in Riviera Maya this time of year? Hot, sunny and your IQ is 36 if you aren't in a bikini. The best part of this trip? The ladies have unleashed photo galleries. JUMP!

Yesterday we ran photos of Jay Cutler at some famous Tennessee steeplechase event where he seemed to be bro'd out at a high level with his pink shirt and loafers. Chris in D.C. emailed us and said to look up a certain NFC West QB who was at a steeplechase event back in April. "Seems like going to a stupid horse race is suddenly the cool thing to do in the NFL," he wrote. Yep, Chris is right. We found our guy. JUMP!

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Good guy Richard Deitsch is at some ESPN promotional event this morning called Upfront where suits tell advertisers how great they are and remind them why their advertising dollars should go to the World Wide Leader. No problem with that. But then the assholes go and brag about Grantland bridging sports & pop culture. Good one, pricks.

ProFootballTalk reports: “I’m in great shape,” (Donovan) McNabb said on ESPN’s SportsCenter Monday. “I’m in great shape. I’ve dropped 15, 20 pounds.” The photo on the left is from like last week. The photo on right with Purple Jesus is from their trip to the Caribbean in March. Look at McNabb owning ESPN by releasing possibly false advertising. As for the agent that let ESPN shoot video of Tubby in the ocean, he should be fired.

Big real estate news late last week that we think you guys will enjoy telling your coworkers about. Remember that .90 acres of land that Troy Aikman was trying to sell next to his $14,000,000 Texas mansion? Yeah, well someone bought the land. How much for the dirt? Candy Evans, a noted Dallas real estate news hound, estimates the final purchase price between $8-9 million. No, you don't get a house. Just this land. JUMP!

In case you don't keep up on all things steeplechase, bourbon & Tennessee, you missed out on Jay Cutler and the Iroquois Steeplechase, a 71-year-old tradition for Nashvillians. There was Cutler, on Saturday, with his pregnant Kristin Cavallari, looking quite SEC in his pink button-up and loafers. It was quite a difference from the last time we saw the scraggly Cutler. You might remember the t-shirt & sweats combo. Saturday was time to bust out the bro gear. JUMP!

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So Gronk and parts of Team Jizz Blaster went out last night for the Patriots tight end's birthday (which is today) with five chicks for four guys. The two brahs in the middle are his brothers. Nope, can't keep them all straight and names are just useless details in this post. What matters is that Gronk has the Barbie doll wearing blue pumps and what we assume is the shortest skirt in clothing history. Sidenote: fake rack? JUMP!

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From what we can tell by looking at Tim Tebow's dog, he appears to be a grown boy who has taken to his name 'Bronco.' You ever owned a dog? By six months the dog's name is the dog's name. Not changing it. Want the dog to come in after dropping a deuce? Call his name? Angry at the dog for dropping a deuce in the hallway? You scream his name. Tim Tebow is changing all that in a purely Tim Tebow kinda way. JUMP!

This is not a joke. Bobby Petrino's wrecked Harley is really up for auction right now on some site called Copart.com. It's the same Harley that Bobby dumped while riding with mistress Jessica Dorrell one Sunday that eventually led to his firing at the University of Arkansas. What do you get in this auction? A piece of road beef memorabilia that is unmatched in the SEC. Just think of the conversation starter this beast is. It can be yours! JUMP!

Lauren Tannehill is obviously tired of her new boring, hot NFL quarterback husband. She went on a RT spree this morning so we threw out the fishing line to see if she was in the mood to bite. Um, you see what happened. This RT obviously means she gets our humor (SCORE!) and isn't freaked out by our fascination with her boobs via those galleries we've been running (SCORE #2!). GALLERY - JUMP!

Let's face it, each time Tom Brady hits a red carpet a new hairstyle makes its debut only to make gay men drop what they're doing and hit the salon. Last night, Tom debuted the 'Dorsal Fin' at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala. It's a play off a David Beckham faux hawk and Cameron Diaz's bangs look in Something About Mary. You must give Brady credit, he'll do anything with his hair to keep his wife happy. Smart move. JUMP!

The national tragedy that is Sharon Simmons, the 55-year-old grandmother, trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders should finally be over. The smokeshow was at Cowboys Stadium on Saturday for the first round of tryouts and might get a "We're so happy for the publicity" vote from the judges into the 2nd round, but in all reality the dream is over for Simmons. How do we know? Well, she's old and admits that she forgot her routine. JUMP!

What NFLer was hanging at some LA hotel pool, minding his business without a posse only to be hounded by some rookie paparazzi chick? That's the game we're playing today on Guess That NFL Man Can Rack. No hints. No Photoshop used to enhance the rack. This should be a simple one if you know white guys in the NFL. JUMP!

Couple weeks back we were getting sh*t from Auburn fans who thought we were picking on them for being a bunch of dirty rednecks. Like we would actually be picking on the school where Cam Newton won a BCS championship. We love BCS schools that are passionate, a little redneck-y and willing to wear their school colors during mugshots at the county jail. Today we visit the Decatur, AL jail. Roll Tide! JUMP!

What do you do when the NFL commissioner makes you take a year off from football for a scandal? If you are Sean Payton, you go to the New Orleans House of Blues and walk on stage to perform for the crowd. Grace Potter and the Nocturnals lead off the concert according to Deadspin and then Payton played keyboard. Payton said he would coach his son's football team this year but it looks like we'll be seeing him having some fun. JUMP!

The Tuscaloosa News had a little bit of trouble with their headline for their girl's softball story today. The writer, which we are just going to assume is a University of Alabama graduate, spelled 'handcuff' as 'hancuff'. You would think they would have spell check or an editor. Maybe the guy was just so upset that the Gators are gaining ground on the Crimson Tide in a women's athletic event that it was just an emotional mistake. Who knows? HT @OurHonorDefend. JUMP!

Just happened to be surfing around some of our real estate friend's sites today and noticed a very interesting tidbit from a tour Deion Sanders granted to a Dallas TV station of his 29,000 sq. ft. mansion. It seems that Deion actually has a kitchen in his master bedroom bathroom. That stainless steel thing you see? Yeah, it's a fridge. Can you blame a guy? This is why rich people think they're better than you and I. Because they are & have fridges in the bathroom. JUMP!

TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOW! Of course these days it takes a batsh*t crazy Tebowing to even get me excite. Just some chick Tebowing on green grass doesn't move me. Enter University of Cincinnati cheerleader Tessa and her Tebowing stunt. Of course she's risking her life, possibly a broken neck to pull off this maneuver. You want on BC for your Tebowing? It's going to take Tebowing while parachuting. Somebody step up. JUMP!

First of all, understand that Taylor Twellman is a retired soccer player turned soccer analyst. It just happens that he works for ESPN. Hmm, how can we get this guy involved in the Junior Seau story? Oh, look, he was Seau's neighbor like forever ago. "Sh*t, someone get Twellman on the line and we can ask him about a guy's mindset like four years go."Supposedly Twellman reached out to Seau about concussions. Must not of been a good enough friend. Seau never responded.

Not sure what pissed off Jay Cutler while he and pregnant wife Kristin Cavallari were walking down the street this week, but the Bears QB didn't seem to like being photographed looking like a slob. Keep trying to tell you Bears fans that this guy is a ticking timebomb. The guy breaks off his engagement, gets hurt, knocks up his ex-fiancé and is now going to marry her again. Now he can't walk down the street without middle fingering cameras. Tick...tick...tick...JUMP!

Never heard of Nathalia Ramos? Same here, but there she was in a bikini and playing around with a football on the beach in L.A. That becomes instant post material. Then, digging a little deeper, we realize that if there was ever going to be a teen rival for Kate Upton, Ramos has to be that chick. She's just 19 (so is Upton until June 10) and is known for being cute and in stupid movies. What Ramos has done with these beach photos is to lob the first volley. JUMP!

TMZ was up to their old tricks Monday night outside some trendy LA nightspot when they ran into Troy Aikman and a lovely blonde. Troy buys his "friend" some roses and makes small talk with the paps, leaving us to wonder exactly who this new chick is. Of course the Internet delivered an answer and this is just about the perfect scenario for us - the chick is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Her name is Abigail Klein. We assume they're just "friends." JUMP!

First of all, yes, the U.S. Marshals need to get with the times and release high-res images of these criminals they take off the streets. Get back to me, boys. High-res. 200 dpi. Anyway, big news from the law enforcement world – "Bobby Thompson" is off the streets. Dude stole millions from the U.S. Navy Veterans Association. Blah, blah, blah. Bad guy with bad intentions. Thief. In other news, look what this jabroni was wearing when he was arrested by OSU fan. JUMP!

While nearly every NFL team is busy putting together a 2012-13 cheerleading roster the same was going on in Eugene over the weekend. Of course we could care less what the Arizona Cardinals cheerleading team is up to when there are college chicks covered in skimpy Nike gear shakin' it for the right to shake it for Chip Kelly's team in September. Our old friend Stephanie Essin is back. You might remember her as the aspiring sideline reporter.JUMP!

Anyone think the Jizz Blaster brothers (no Rob) wearing these Gronk Nation shirts in Manhattan, Kansas over the weekend kinda diminishes the brand? We're down with the Zubaz, but was there a need to have Gronk Nation shirts made? There better be some smartass saying on the back. There better be a "Yo Soy Fiesta" or a "2 Girls, 1 Gronk." Something. Anyway, who's the chick? JUMP!

As mentioned in the Daily Dump, Warren Sapp has moved on from his gig at the NFL Network to the frontier of TV court judge. No, we're not kidding. This is the real deal. He's really going to be a judge on your television at some point very soon. Again, not kidding. The former NFLer joins the likes of Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, Judge Greg Mathis, etc. How serious is this situation? A production company paid people to sit in Sapp's court this weekend. JUMP!

Normally we'd just leave Erin Andrews alone and not talk about her attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner unless she was drunk or sucking neck with Bob Schieffer. But then Pageviews goes and prods us to post something about this ridiculous dress she wore Saturday night in D.C. Head to knees everything seems to be in order and very White House dinner-y. And then the wild ass action gets rolling on the red carpet. JUMP!

The Washington Redskins held an introductory press conference for the 2nd overall pick in the NFL Draft today for Robert Griffin III. The former Baylor Bear and Heisman trophy winner walked up on stage and then this screen went up that just read "Video Lock Error Ident Mode" on the NFL Network. The feed was not able to be resurrected and anything RGIII had to say was only heard by the people in the room. JUMP!

Russell Wilson was selected by the Seattle Seahawks in the NFL Draft last night and his wife Ashton Wilson stole the spotlight by getting SUPER PSYCHED as you can see. First of all that white phone Russell is using is ridiculous. Who still uses this shit? Ashton, @1AshtonWilson, not only reacted ridiculous when her husband was drafted, but was holding her little dog. Don't worry guys, we were able to track down pictures of this WAG from her Twitter account. JUMP!

While the rest of the football world is gushing over Andrew Luck and RGIII, our guy Cam Newton just keeps going about his business. The guy doesn't bother with the clubs, dirty chicks dragging his name through the MediaTakeOut.com meat grinder or make dumb purchases that'll Hoover vac his paycheck. Charlotte media types went nuts yesterday over the news that Cam has closed on a $1.6 million condo. His neighbor? Michael Jordan. JUMP!