Elbert County, GA — The Georgia Guidestones, which is a mysterious granite monument erected in the early 1980s that contains a set of 10 guidelines in eight modern languages, has been stolen according to Elbert County Sheriff officials. What baffles investigators is how anyone one could have moved the 200 ton slabs without anyone noticing.

“Someone or something came in late last night and took them,” said Elbert County Sheriff Shayne Heap speaking in an early morning press conference. “Those things are really heavy and it would take a large crew and heavy machinery to move them. We also have no motive in the crime, but there always has been a lot of mischief around the Stones.”

In June 1979, a man using the self-professed pseudonym Robert C. Christian approached the Elberton Granite Finishing company on behalf of “a small group of loyal Americans”, and commissioned the structure. Mr. “Christian” explained that the stones would function as a compass, calendar and clock, and should be capable of withstanding catastrophic events.

A message consisting of a set of ten guidelines or principles is engraved on the Georgia Guidestones in eight different languages, one language on each face of the four large upright stones. The 10 message say:

Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

Balance personal rights with social duties.

Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.

Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

Over the years, many have attempted to interpret the meaning and purpose of the Stones. Yoko Ono has praised the inscribed messages as “a stirring call to rational thinking”, while Wired Magazine stated that unspecified opponents have labeled them as the “Ten Commandments of the Antichrist.” Conspiracy theorists like North San Juan’s Skyy Wolford has a different opinion about their meaning, and why they were stolen.

“Yeah, they’re not good,” said Mr. Wolford out in front of the Sierra Super Stop in North San Juan, CA. “It’s clearly a message from global elites that they plan on reducing the human population down to a manageable size. They weren’t ‘stolen’; they are being moved to a safer location, is my guess. We’ll see them again real soon.”

According to Sheriff Heap, the investigation has expanded to include the FBI and several self-appointed “guardians” who showed up in Elberton today.

Brett Williams asked:

“Why is this the only website that knows this has happened?” (Journalists of “Nevada News?”)

Because the puzzle ends in Nevada, Hoover Dam. Its complicated esoteric symbol language linked to the Bible Chapter Job 38 & angelic/alien messengers. Believe it or not. Its DEEPER than sheeple think!

Missing Georgia Guidestones Reappear in Derry, New Hampshire

The previously stolen and assumed missing Georgia Guidestones reappeared on the Don Ball baseball field in Derry, New Hampshire earlier today.

Derry, NH — The Georgia Guidestones, which is a mysterious granite structure erected in the early 1980s containing a set of 10 guidelines in eight modern languages, went missing as reported earlier this week. Elbert County, Georgia officials suspected foul play but had no conclusive evidence about the nature of the strange monument’s disappearance. Early this morning, the Derry, New Hampshire police department began to get a series of bizarre phone calls from concerned citizens that a collection of large stone tablets had appeared in the area’s Don Ball baseball field.

“When we arrived at the ball park this morning, there it was,” said Derry resident Davlin Colerino. “I mean, what can you say about it? We had no idea what it meant. But I can tell you, we, like everyone else there just wanted to play ball. A lot of the kids were really upset.”

“Look,” said a mood-elevated Mr. Wolford speaking out in front of the Sierra Super Stop on Highway 49, “there’s a message here. And that message is from the globalists about some big event. So they’re there in Derry this week. Where will they be next week? Answer? It doesn’t matter. It’s the fact that they’re in the news that matters. And the globalists are planning to implement their population reduction plan soon. I mean, it’s the number one commandment on the stones.”

In June 1979, a man using the self-professed pseudonym Robert C. Christian approached the Elberton Granite Finishing company of Georgia on behalf of “a small group of loyal Americans”, and commissioned the structure. Mr. “Christian” explained that the stones would function as a compass, calendar and clock, and should be capable of withstanding catastrophic events.

A message consisting of a set of ten guidelines or principles is engraved on the Georgia Guidestones in eight different languages, one language on each face of the four large upright stones. The 10 messages say:

Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

Balance personal rights with social duties.

Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.

Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

Derry authorities are trying to figure out what to do about the Guidestones, since they’re taking up valuable park space. Local police investigators have reached out to Elbert County government officials for guidance on what to do with them.

“These things weigh tons,” said Chief of Police Edward Garon. “We called the fire department to see what they could do, and they couldn’t do anything. We even had some heavy equipment out here this afternoon, but these stones were too heavy to move. When I talked to the Sheriff in Elbert County, he just laughed and said ‘well maybe they’ll just find their way back to Georgia eventually.’”

1980, the stones were finished. They carry a tablet in front proclaiming, “Let these be guidestones to an Age of Reason.” Engraved in the stones are ten guidelines meant to re-establish the planet and society, perhaps after an apocalypse. They are written in eight different languages, English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese and Russian, and among other commandments preach to:

– Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

The guidestones also serve as an astronomical calendar, and every day at noon the sun shines through a narrow hole in the structure and illuminates the day’s date on an engraving. The names of four ancient languages are inscribed on the sides near the top: Babylonian cuneiform, Classical Greek, Sanskrit, and Egyptian Hieroglyphics. Additionally an instructional tablet at the site speaks of a time capsule buried underneath the surface, though the dates on which the capsule was buried and when it is to be re-opened are missing. Whether this is intentional or the capsule was never buried is unknown.

The Guidestones continue to be a point of controversy. Conspiracy theorists and fundamentalists believe them to be the work of Satanists or the New World Order, – fueled particularly by certain commandments such as “Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity” which can be ominously interpreted – and the guidestones have been seriously vandalized by such conspiracy theorists. Others believe them to be a message of wise prophecy, possibly the work of an eccentric man of science.

However, if the past thirty years are any indication, we may never know who built them besides what is engraved on the guidestones itself: “Sponsors: A Small Group of Americans Who Seek The Age Of Reason”