Also, I wonder how Robert Sean Leonard feels. He's doing a TV show on Fox while Christian Bale can basically get blowjobs from anybody he wants, including Lisa Edelstein. And Robert Sean Leonard has to be satisfied with ten dollar tug jobs from the kind of jewy-looking hooker down the block but she won't call him Batman unless he pays an extra five and he's like, Fuck that, I have my dignity but the reality is that he can't afford it.

I wonder how he feels about that. He's all, I DID DEAD POETS SOCIETY! I KILLED MYSELF IN THAT MOVIE! WHERE'S MY BLOWJOBS!