You may be interested to know that I am currently sat having a drink with all of the aforementioned individuals, as it was decided that I should take your place on the Y-board Summer Cruise - they just didn't have the heart to tell you. It may, however, be of some consolation to know that the decision was purely tactical and not in any way a denunciation of your character. They just (accurately) believed that I would attract a higher calibre of woman than the salacious harridans you are known to associate with. I am sure that you will be more than welcome at next year's outing, and I look forward to meeting you then.