Pam is weird.
Since weird just seems to attract more weird, her email inbox is always stuffed with the weirdest of the weird. After she deletes the prayers and angels this is what's left.
At some point we knew it would spill out and infect society. We sincerely apologize for spreading the infection to you.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

To be 6 again...........

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife,looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off heasked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in themirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nicebig bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wallof Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her headwas reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a HappyMeal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and herfavorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous ad venture!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bedexhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

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If something in this blog offends you, please accept my apologies, then keep it to yourself. I take great pride in my ability to laugh at myself and the world around me. My mission on earth, this lifetime, is to point out all of these funnies to you.

If you think this blog is funny, congratulations and thank you. My job here is done.

If, after reading this, you are still offended by anything in this blog, take two jokes by Carlos Mencia and see me in the morning.

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