Miley is probably the only one in that family bringing in the bucks. So, to keep her from twerking her $$$ right out the door, something she's already threatened to do before (IIRC, when her parents were going to divorce), they have to keep her happy. Once she gets full control of it, they're screwed, and her epic trainwreck will go full steam ahead.

Headline is hilarious. Not because it's actually funny. Because I know there's a ton of people feverishly submitting headlines only to have them denied, and there's people who actually take some sort of Internet pride in having a certain number of greenlights.

But then shiat like this get greenlighted and all you can do is laugh. Please tell me again how many greenlights you have because of your amazing wit. Clearly humor and wit are required.