Behold, the world's moodiest plush toy! This unofficial Game of Thrones Jon Snow and Ghost plush toy promises hours of sullen introspection. But truly, the best part is the detail from the creator, Mick Minogue — is that a white walker hand we spy in Ghost's jaw?

Now all this Bastard Son Toy needs is a jingle that sounds like a grown man quietly crying himself to sleep every night!