Tuesday, September 11, 2007

-Ballerinas think Jon's turnout is excellent.-Jason Campbell forgets to lend Bionic Ankle to Jon Jansen-They went thattaway!-People never talk about the horrible injuries footsie can cause.-This is God's punishment for when offensive linemen hold hands in the huddle.-Jon's favorite new song? "Careless Whisper". Indeed, guilty feet have no got no rhythm.-Some people are born double-jointed. And some have double-jointedness thrust upon them.-That ankle is clearly on loan from Linda Blair.-He should have realized something was wrong when he spent the entire series walking in circles.-You plant your right foot in, you plant your right foot out...