A 27 year old woman said the suspect, Joseph Colella, asked to kiss her feet. She said no but, for reasons we can't fathom, finaly agreed when he kept asking. So, he began kissing her foot and then sucked on a toe. She pulled her foot away and the man asked her reaction, to which she replied she was freaked out.

No shit.

Went seaching for Mr. Colella's pic to see if he was sporting a Buckstache and Tosu shirt at his arraignment. So far, no luck. If any of our readers in the Ohio area see a news story with a photo, please send it our way.

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Anonymous
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I can imagine the beatings that guy will take in prison. "What are you in here for?" "Um yea, I sucked a toe at the library. Yea I guess I'll bend over now." Does michigan even have libraries? Never have seen one on any visits to that glory-hole state.

As a librarian I really have no idea what to think of this. I was fine with the sex in the stacks, people sleeping on the floor, the computers with more viruses than Paris Hilton, the annoying patrons researching family history, etc. but this just crosses the line. I hope she washed her feet and does not have any toe fungus.

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