“Ce n’est pas une bong”

When is a bong not a bong? When it’s a piece of modern art. The Chongo is the simple and elegant original all-ceramic bong by Summerland.

Sure, the Chongo is not revolutionary in design. The Chongolio is not the next trend in bong design. It’s not especially expensive. What it is is instantly recognizable as a classic beautiful bong, but an updated version – like a classic car with a fresh paint job and body work. With it’s pure white, ceramic design, and the classic shape, the Chongo is a timeless piece for the distinguished smoker.

And if anyone asks what that bong is doing on your shelf you can always say… “Ce n’est pas une bong. C’est d’art!“

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