Also getting himself into a bit of hot water on Twitter was very recently retired Sri Lankan cricketer Kumar Sangakkara. Remember, he was the one whose dad wrote in a newspaper column had never lived up to his potential.

This week, Kumar’s fans were shocked when Kumar did something very un-Kumar-like and tweeted a photo of a penis. Or not. Turns out Kumar’s account was hacked. I blame his dad. Or Donald Trump.

But no one was making a bigger dick of themselves than Shane Watson, yet again, with this glorious dismissal in the T20 international against the Poms.

It’s all gold, right down to the ‘darn it’ flick of the hand after the bails fall off.