Keep the closet closed, please

I was hoping you would resist the temptation to promote Brokeback Mountain, but you guys just can’t stop slopping to the left, faster and faster (HCN, 3/6/06: In hunting camp, the closet is closed). The more you New York intellectuals move to our sacred mountains, the more baggage you bring with you. The movie is a box office bomb for one reason — nobody cares. The gay mafia wants tolerance, but can’t stop getting in everyone’s face. Real people who spend their time on the ranch doing what needs to be done, day in, day out, don’t care and don’t want to know what you do after dark behind the curtains.