>"hey guis looks like we're closing"
>everyone scrambles like ******* crazy to get twinkies and other hostess products
>"oopsies looks like we've reached an agreement yay!"
>billions from all the guys that bought massive amounts of hostess products
>stores make massive profit
>economy fixed

Here's where the story gets a bit silly, don't continue reading if you're a massive faggot.

>obama thanks hostess for fixing economy
>everyone too fat to go to work from twinkies
>everyone jobless
>unemployment at 50%
>everyone dies
>america dies
>russia, no longer having america to stop them, nukes the rest of the world and accidentally nukes itself
>world over
>australia's like "wtf m8"

i did on my old account but they all got banned because of dicks who trolled my content and bringing their hordes of red thumb lackies to down thumb rape me so yeah i tend to be bitchy when it comes to trolling or what bay seem like trolling on my new stuff