GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:18 pm

Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 1:49 pm

Alternate scenario; Woman spends 14 hours a day on the phone, and is unable to talk with holding her hand in that postion.

Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 1:47 pm

Man botches superglue on telephone prank. Woman gets fingers stuck to face instead of phone. Unsurprisingly, she freaks out while husband drives her to ER. At least she stopped nagging about toilet seat for a while.

ughomer - January 6, 2013, 10:03 am

WIFE: You put your left cheek in, you put your left cheek out, then you sit up straight, then...
HUSBAND: Stifle, Edith!!

hahaha! 5 lions wearing biddy-bop shades!

Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:15 am

Heh...I'm old enough to get that one...well done!

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:33 pm

That would be 45 mph for all you non-geeks! Of course the P.D. around here, would have to figure this out before writing tickets----that could take a year or five! Of course they could always ask a CHPy or a Sheriff! LOL!! 5L

Oldsod - March 28, 2015, 12:29 pm

I know a certain algebra teacher who's gonna hate this...heheh.

ANSWER: BABES IN BIKINIS AND BEER - Name two essentials that Motifake members require to survive the unrelentingly lazy days of summer.