Amanda: My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do, they adjust their belts.

Tom: That's ridiculous. No, no. Not the belt-- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238. That would be sex about every 4 minutes... Yeah, yeah. That's about right.

Amanda: I've been here 20 minutes.

Tom: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.

Amanda: You mean the day I had my hand up your pants? Men are so sexy.

Tom: Oh yeah.

Tom: I love shoes.

Brian in Shoes: Me too, Mr. Bartlett.

Tom: I love how we sell shoes. I love how we sell them in twos, it's so... Noah's Ark!

Tom: She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man's character is his destiny...

Lois: Oh... She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs.

Amanda: That's impossible.

Tom: Why's that?

Amanda: One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes.

Tom: Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outlift.

Amanda: To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour.

Tom: I see.

Amanda: Doesn't look like it takes you very long.

Tom: Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.