Incendiary Image of the Day: Gun Porn Edition

TTAG and thefirearmblog.com are locked in editorial combat. We’re looking to overtake them as America’s most popular firearms-related blog. We’re getting close. Still, we respect TFB as our elder and, in many ways, our better. So when I saw this image on their pages, well, I was stunned. I thought Oleg Volk played it close to the wind. But this . . . this is obscene. I’m not speaking here of the unspeakable amount of ammo this would provide a spree killer. I refer to the image’s phallic connotations. Gun grabbers often accuse gun rights enthusiasts of “over-compensating.” This image will erect bigger barriers between us. So to speak.

prob good for killing the undead, i can’t imagine how heavy this would make my G17. The “happy stick” magazines are good enough for me i think, but… (i would love to empty one of these crazy magazines 1 or two times though).

The only semi-practical application I could see for such a thing is on a Glock 18 (Just in case the 33 round magazine isn’t enough) and even that might be a stretch. On second thought, I want to see Woody Harrelson dual-wielding a pair of Glock 18’s each equipped with this contraption in Zombieland 2 🙂

That is going to need some additional reinforcement to hold it in the gun. I can’t see the standard Glock™ magazine catch holding that much weight. Maybe a strap of some kind. Then it could be called a strap on!

I was being sarcastic—which doesn’t always work on the Net (obviously). I don’t have any problem with the image or the mag or The Firearm Blog or penises or things that look like a penis. Not to put too fine a point on it (so to speak), this post is, basically, a dick joke. Ein witz.