You know, I can't say I've ever heard of Founders fluff before, but you succeeded in making this fluffy and realistic at the same time. Rowena's and Salazar's wit is wonderful. And the ambiguity of it all! I was actually kind of smirking partway through; that may just be nerdiness on my part, though.

Brilliant idea, and well-executed!

Sami

Author's Response: That's okay! I'll forgive you for not reviewing the first time around, if you'll forgive me for not responding right away.

I'm glad it was Fluffy Realism. Maybe I should start an art movement here. I think that'd be fun. In all seriousness, I'm very glad that you thought it worked out. I was concerned that people would be unwilling to take this flight of fancy with me.