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Mon, 09 Sep 2019 15:17:00 +0000en-UShourly1https://wordpress.org/?v=4.6.15Donald Trump Trolls CNN In A Big Wayhttps://uschronicle.com/donald-trump-trolls-cnn-big-way/
Mon, 09 Sep 2019 15:17:00 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27711President Donald Trump took to Twitter to continue his feud with CNN, a network he has described to be fake news, and it was nothing short of hilarious. The president retweeted a meme of a cat, sitting on the CNN logo, chasing a laser pointer. Meanwhile, Trump is holding up the infamous map of the […]

The president retweeted a meme of a cat, sitting on the CNN logo, chasing a laser pointer. Meanwhile, Trump is holding up the infamous map of the hurricane Dorian prediction map with the added Sharpie marker line to include Alabama.

The map became a controversy known as “Sharpie Gate” that dominated the news cycle for days. The major news networks ridiculed the president for suggesting that Alabama be prepared in case the hurricane heads their way.

The re-Tweet was obviously meant to mock CNN by suggesting that they can easily be distracted by the littlest things that Trump does.

Indeed, over the course of the Trump presidency, there have been several incidences in which “the news” seemed to almost be a joke.

In December of 2017, CNN completely ignored a New York City terrorist bombing attempt to discuss the number of sodas the president was drinking, per day, and the effect these sodas were having on his mental health. This became Soda Gate.

In May of 2017, CNN ran a story about the number of scoops of ice-cream the president gets. They determined that, while guests of the White House get one scoop of ice-cream, President Trump gets to have two. This became Ice-Cream Gate. This is their “bombshell” report:

CNN’s anti-Trump narrative goes all the way back to even before Donald Trump took office. Just days before the billionaire real estate mogul was to assume power, CNN ran a story with the caption:

“Disaster could put Obama cabinet Member in Oval Office.”

The piece was essentially explaining who would need to be “unable to serve” in the Trump administration before someone from the Obama administration could re-take the reigns of power.

Another name for this story could be “CNN’s wishful thinking.”

All this is to say that CNN has been absolutely obsessed with destroying Donald Trump’s presidency. Trump’s re-Tweet of the laser pointer meme is just more evidence that the “news” network has been failing every step of the way.

]]>House Democrats Endorse Fundraiser On Behalf Of Antifa Fascistshttps://uschronicle.com/house-democrats-endorse-fundraiser-behalf-antifa-fascists/
Wed, 04 Sep 2019 06:41:09 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27681Two House members of the Squad, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Ayanna Pressley (D-MA), have come out in support of a fundraising campaign that will provide legal aid and bail money to 36 arrested counter-protesters, many of whom have self-identified as members of the fascist organization ironically named Antifa (short for Anti-fascist), during Boston’s Straight Pride Parade. […]

Two House members of the Squad, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Ayanna Pressley (D-MA), have come out in support of a fundraising campaign that will provide legal aid and bail money to 36 arrested counter-protesters, many of whom have self-identified as members of the fascist organization ironically named Antifa (short for Anti-fascist), during Boston’s Straight Pride Parade.

AOC Tweeted out:

One way to support the local LGBTQ community impacted by Boston’s white supremacist parade?

Contribute to the Bail Fund for the activists who put themselves on the line protecting the Boston community:https://t.co/z2NRSqHMve

Join me right now in making a contribution. TY to the allies & accomplices who stood in the gap & laid their bodies on the line today in affront #LGBT hate march. To everyone feeling unseen & vulnerable today…we got you. Equitable outrage. Our destinies & freedoms are tied. https://t.co/xwHQDX7UG2

“Known fascists and white supremacists, under the front organization Super Happy Fun America, are descending on Boston for “Straight Pride” on Saturday, 8/31.

As we have for the last 3 years, Boston will repel them with beautiful and bold direct action! In preparation for possible unplanned arrests, we are raising $2500 to cover any legal fees, as well as supplies for jail support (rides home, food, changes of clothes, etc).”

Before we go any further, it’s important to identify the two parties involved in the Straight Pride Parade to give some context to the situation.

On the one side is a group called Super Happy Fun America. This group claims to be advocating on behalf of the rights of the straight community.

In reality, the group is sort of a spoof on the LGBT community activists who are pushing for special treatment rather than equal treatment. The bottom line that the group seems to be going for is that Free Speech is being stifled under an authoritarian rule that is comprised of multiple special interest groups.

In April, the group advocated for Boston’s City Hall to fly the “Straight Pride” flag along side the “Gay Pride” flag that is currently hanging. The group claimed that their blue and pink flag “has represented our community for over 0.4 years.”

City Hall rejected the proposed flag (pictured above), explaining that it is within their rights to reject or approve the flags that hang outside their building for whatever reason.

Super Happy Fun America then asked that they be allowed to hold a Straight Pride Parade along the same route that the LGBT community had theirs.

The group cited a Massachusetts law that prevented discrimination based on sexual orientation.

“MGL c.272, s.98 prohibits discrimination based upon sexual orientation in places of public accommodation.”

Despite outrage from the Left and with the threat of a discrimination lawsuit looming, the Boston City Council had no choice but to accept the request and the planning for the Straight Pride Parade kicked into gear.

The group used the face of Brad Pitt (without his permission) as their official mascot and listed Elizabeth Warren as the “Secretary of Native American Affairs.”

“As a straight woman of Cherokee ancestry, Senator Warren has overcome the intersection of multiple sources of oppression to become a contender for the Democratic party’s presidential nominee. She has had success as a real estate developer profiting on buying and selling foreclosed properties and was deemed one of Harvard University’s most esteemed minority professors.”

As Grand Parade Marshal for the Straight Pride Parade, organizers chose Milo Yiannopoulos. Yiannopoulos is an advocate for political conservatism who happens to also be gay.

Needless to say, the group’s mission seems to be to troll and trigger the Left’s activists while having a good time doing so.

Again, the event was not meant to be taken seriously as some sort of homophobic attack, but was instead a spoof on Gay Pride Month and the authoritarian activists who try to silence those who disagree with their positions. It’s to point out the hypocrisy that certain groups are praised for their marches and have ceremonies endorsed by the government when they raise their flags on government buildings while other groups, that happen to include over 90% of the country, are shamed for being the way they are and are condemned and ridiculed by government officials for wanting to express pride in their identity. It’s a double standard.

On the day of the Straight Pride Parade, another group showed up to the event, masked and clad entirely in black, known as Antifa. The group claims to be on a mission to attack “Nazis” and “fascists.” However, the group’s definition of a fascist seems to include anyone who disagrees with them or who is on the other side of whatever event they show up to.

After clashes with the police and members of the crowd, during the Straight Pride Parade, police officers wound up arresting 36 individuals. These charges were tallied by journalist (and previous victim to Antifa violence) Andy Nago:

Boston PD has released log of arrested individuals from Saturday’s antifa counter-protest against the Straight Pride. They face an array of charges including battery of officers & assault using a dangerous weapon. Congresswomen AOC & A. Pressley expressed support for protesters. pic.twitter.com/OXAiIk2aWK

“Not sure which parade and ceremony she watched over the weekend, but of the 12 speakers on our stage, five were African-American, four were women, and three were African-American women. This was not intentional on our behalf, they reached out to us in support of our movement–it happened organically. If you remove the three main organizers from the lineup, the majority of speakers were African-American.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ayanna Pressley also shared a link to a bail fundraiser set up in advance of the parade, which gives people the impression that they condone illegal behavior. This is not a good example for elected officials to set, and contributes to dangers associated with free-speech and activism in general.

The only connections to racism are in the deluded minds of protesters who all repeat the same mantra against those whom they disagree with: Racist, Fascist, Nazi, etc., are what detractors fall back on when their arguments are met with logical and rational push-back. They cannot win on an intellectual level, so they resort to name-calling. Those same people must have missed the Israeli flags and African-American supporters in our group.”

As of this article’s publication, the fundraiser for legal assistance for the domestic terrorists, endorsed by Democrats in Congress, has surpassed it’s goal nearly ten times over.

]]>Al Qaeda Releases ISIS Blooper Reel To Humiliate Competitionhttps://uschronicle.com/al-qaeda-terrorist-release-isis-blooper-reel-humiliate-competition/
Wed, 21 Aug 2019 14:43:30 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27617When it comes to terrorism, the last thing any extremist organization is going to want is to have people laughing at them. Fear and humor are completely incompatible with terror and violence. Terrorists want themselves to be seen as fearsome, tough, brutes who are capable of anything and who can swing across the monkey-bars better […]

When it comes to terrorism, the last thing any extremist organization is going to want is to have people laughing at them.

Fear and humor are completely incompatible with terror and violence. Terrorists want themselves to be seen as fearsome, tough, brutes who are capable of anything and who can swing across the monkey-bars better than anyone.

That’s why it’s fantastic that a “blooper reel” from ISIS has been leaked to the Internet.

Fox Newsreports that Al Qaeda’s Hidayah Media Productions obtained the video and The Telegraph is credited with uploading the video to the Internet.

In the video, an ISIS militant identified as Abu Muhammad al-Adeni attempts to re-pledge his loyalty to the Islamic State. He is seen trying to recite,

“All praises are due to Allah alone, and peace and blessings upon our Prophet Muhammad.”

However, a squawking bird continually interrupts al-Adeni and he has to start over each time. To make matters worse, he has to repeatedly pull out a piece of paper to re-read his line.

He finally places the paper on the ground in front of him after someone off-camera tells him to get the paper out of the shot. Al-Adeni can’t seem to stop laughing.

Al Qaeda is believed to have released the video in order to achieve a branding victory as the two terrorist factions are currently fighting for control over Yemen.

You can watch the ISIS blooper video below:

It might sound bizarre, but Fox’s Family Guy did something similar to the ISIS blooper reel.

The cartoon show had a scene with Osama Bin Laden in 2005. In episode fourteen of season four, Osama Bin Laden is trying to create a propaganda video, but can’t seem to make it through without laughing.

He can’t get his lines right and something ‘off camera’ is continually causing him to break character from a tough and fierce radical to a goofy and immature dork.

]]>Former FBI Agent Finds Super Secret Message Hidden In Trump’s Actionshttps://uschronicle.com/former-fbi-agent-finds-super-secret-message-hidden-trumps-actions/
Fri, 09 Aug 2019 23:19:56 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27564Former Assistant FBI Director Frank Figliuzzi appeared on MSNBC where he made a bizarre claim that he had cracked some sort of super secret Nazi code. The interview was with Brian Williams and the topic was about President Donald Trump ordering the lowering of flags to half-mast until August 8th in honor of the victims of […]

Former Assistant FBI Director Frank Figliuzzi appeared on MSNBC where he made a bizarre claim that he had cracked some sort of super secret Nazi code.

The interview was with Brian Williams and the topic was about President Donald Trump ordering the lowering of flags to half-mast until August 8th in honor of the victims of the El Paso shooting. The former Assistant FBI Director said,

“We have to understand the adversary and the threat we’re dealing with.”

He then went on to claim that the date to extend the half mast flags, August 8th, was a secret signal for Nazis.

August is the eighth month of the year and August 8th would be the eighth day in August. Figliuzzi then reasoned that the date 8-8 was choesen specifically because “H” was the eighth letter in the alphebet. According to him, this is the equivalent of someone saying “HH” or “Heil Hitler.”

Keep in mind that this is a Former Assistant FBI Director. This is not your average Leftist loon that you might find on Twitter. This is someone who had power in previous administrations and who will likely wield power again if the Democrats win future elections.

This is what passes for reasonable logic in the FBI?

This one is almost so bizarre that it feels like we should include “satire” in the title, but it’s not satire. This is real life and a real human being made this claim. It didn’t even happen on a commentary show. This was a part of the news portion of MSNBC with Brian Williams.

This is almost as bad as the now age-old joke of Donald Trump using Russian dressing on his salad is PROOF that he colluded with the Russians and that he is a puppet of Russia.

Yet how many viewers of MSNBC heard this conspiracy theory, that the Trump administration was selecting dates to do things specifically as a nod of respect to the Socialists of 20th century Germany, and simply nodded along in agreement. The uncomfortable answer is ‘too many.’

]]>Joe Biden Grabs Young Woman At Iowa State Fairhttps://uschronicle.com/joe-biden-grabs-young-woman-iowa-state-fair/
Fri, 09 Aug 2019 22:03:21 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27556Joe Biden has inserted himself into controversy, once again, after grabbing a young woman by the arm and pulling him towards her as she was turning away from him. It happened at the Iowa State Fair when an Iowa college student, identified as Katie, attended a campaign where the former vice president was visiting. She […]

When it comes to presidential candidate Joe Biden, there should be one obvious rule that he should be following if he ever hopes to secure the Oval Office:

DON’T GRAB OR TOUCH WOMEN THAT YOU DON’T KNOW

Most of us are probably aware that this is just a common sense rule, but with Biden’s history of borderline creepy and inappropriate touching of women and girls in the past, he should be especially conscious of the personal space of others.

Just take a look at some of the highlights of personal space violations pulled from Biden’s past:

]]>Biden Supporters Struggle To Name A Single Biden Accomplishmenthttps://uschronicle.com/biden-supporters-struggle-name-single-biden-accomplishment/
Thu, 08 Aug 2019 01:21:13 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27546Campus Reform’s Cabot Phillips walked the streets of Detroit to ask Democrat Party supporters to list a single accomplishment of the former Vice President, and the results are shockingly hilarious. Before we begin, it’s important to remember something: Joe Biden was sworn into the US Senate on January 5, 1973. He went on to serve […]

Campus Reform’s Cabot Phillips walked the streets of Detroit to ask Democrat Party supporters to list a single accomplishment of the former Vice President, and the results are shockingly hilarious.

Before we begin, it’s important to remember something:

Joe Biden was sworn into the US Senate on January 5, 1973. He went on to serve in the Senate through the 70’s and the 80’s with a presidential run in 1988.

Biden continued being a member of the Senate through the 90’s and through the early 2000’s until he ran for president a second time in 2008.

It was failing to secure a victory during the Democratic Primaries that opened Biden to accept the Vice President position of the Obama administration.

What’s the point of mentioning all of this?

It’s to provide a little bit of context to the Campus Reform video. Joe Biden was in the Senate for three and a half decades. He then spent almost another decade as a vice president who had the ear of President Barack Obama.

All told, Joe Biden has been in Washington for 45 years. Almost a half century.

Keeping that in mind, let’s find out about all of the accomplishments credited to Biden from the very people who showed up to support his presidential run:

In case you missed it, what we learned from these Democrats is that almost 50 years of Joe Biden service in government amounts to:

He stood next to Barack Obama.

He was a segregationist.

He is a likable guy.

He was “instrumental” in the passing of Obamacare.

He has been in Washington for a long time.

One has to wonder, if this is the best that the Democrat base can say about him, how does he think he even has a shot at winning the 2020 election?

]]>The People Behind Brexit Now Looking At Splitting California In Twohttps://uschronicle.com/people-behind-brexit-now-looking-splitting-california-two-2/
Sun, 04 Aug 2019 23:38:51 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27526The push for the California to separate may have just gotten a little bit of momentum as Nigel Farage and Arron Banks have agreed to lend their expertise to the issue. Farage and Banks were the two men behind the 2016 Brexit vote that allowed Britain to withdraw from the European Union, and according to the […]

]]>The push for the California to separate may have just gotten a little bit of momentum as Nigel Farage and Arron Banks have agreed to lend their expertise to the issue.

Farage and Banks were the two men behind the 2016 Brexit vote that allowed Britain to withdraw from the European Union, and according to the Sunday Times, are willing to assist similar efforts in the Golden State.

The difference, however, is that while the proposed Calexit referendum is an attempt to get California to succeed from the United States entirely, this new proposal is only seeking to split the state into two smaller states.

“Their goal is to pit the rural east of California, which is more likely to vote Republican, against the ‘liberal coastal elites’ of the west coast including L.A and San Francisco.”

The proposal is an attempt to break up the monopoly of power that Democrats have had by creating a new area that will not be influenced by the Liberal strongholds of Los Angeles and San Francisco.

If such a measure were to pass, the rural farmers of the state would be able to have more of a say in presidential elections as well as state referendums.

As it stands, California is a “winner takes all” state where whoever wins the majority of the popular vote is given all 55 Electoral College votes.

This is the reason why Republican presidential candidates often do not even bother with campaigning in California. California has a large pockets of Liberalism, and as such, campaigning efforts would be better served in other states where the candidate stands a chance of winning.

By splitting the state into two, and with the help of Farage and Banks, Republicans are hoping to give the party an opportunity to win over rural America in the coastal state.

While the efforts to see this happen are actually in the works, the chances of splitting the state into two, as well as the chances of California actually succeeding are slim to none.

The Democratic Party would never stand for the possibility of losing the guaranteed 55 Electoral College votes every four years, and with the help of the accomplices in the Drive By Media, will throw everything they have at anyone who attempts to do so. This includes those pushing for Calexit, despite the fact that it is Liberals doing the pushing.

]]>This Woman Makes A Kind Gesture To Some Soldiers – But Never Expected Thishttps://uschronicle.com/woman-makes-kind-gesture-soldiers-never-expected/
Sun, 04 Aug 2019 23:34:10 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27515 This is simply a great story H/T thefederalistpapers.org

]]>An Elderly Woman Sends Her Bank An Angry Letter After They Bounced Her Check – This Is Golden —https://uschronicle.com/elderly-woman-sends-bank-angry-letter-bounced-check-golden/
Sun, 04 Aug 2019 23:26:43 +0000http://uschronicle.com/?p=27512Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic […]

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.

By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.

I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.

My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an OFFENSE under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.

Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me.

I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service.

As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:

IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH

#1. To make an appointment to see me

#2. To query a missing payment.

#3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

#4 To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

#5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

#6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.

#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required.

Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.

#8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8

#9. To make a general complaint or inquiry.

The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

#10. This is a second reminder to press* for English.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year? Your Humble Client And remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off!!!