New York Magazine Competition No. 56: Make a Movie Polite

Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. On alternate Mondays, we lay out a challenge and offer sample responses. Enter in the comments section or on Twitter with the hashtag we’ve provided, and the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year’s subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner’s choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITIONNO. 56: “MAKE A MOVIEPOLITE.” Please retitle a film for an easily offended audience. Forexample:

DANGYANKEES

THEKISSINGFIELDS

UNDER-THE-WEATHERPOETSSOCIETY

THETIFFOFTHEROSES

Enter on Twitter with the hashtag #makeamoviepolite, or in the comments thread below, by September23.

RESULTSOFCOMPETITIONNO. 55, "BROOKLYN A BOOK,"in which you were asked to retitle a novel for New York’s literary borough oflate.

HONORABLEMENTIONTO:

Go Set a Smart Watch—clippityclop

The Handmaid’s Kale—nycityofmind

The Handmade’s Tale—CourtneyPickles

Naked Brunch—@michi_rei

Everybody Stoops—FlirtySanchez

To Tattoo a Mockingbird on Your Neck—JDuggity

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Getting Into the School of Your Choice —@TheodoreArt