Well for a start, she'd be too busy making herself look edgy to speak actual words. Plus she's in Sydney Australia, so we couldn't afford the call even if we wanted to.

But ask her to describe her entire being in just one image, and she's got it down.

All she needed was a camera phone and a section of completely bland and uninspiring sky.

PS We also queried whether or not it is appropriate to wear a jumper in Sydney (isn't it always hot there?!) but we can now confirm, having checked the weather reports, that it it technically winter in Australia, so obviously their weather is pretty much exactly the same as ours. In summer. Chilly.