Well my people didn't take much to civilized life unit about the mid 1700's, before that we roamed the woods of Germany. Usually we ate wild game and any root vegetables we could dig up with a pointy stick.

Timmah once went off on a tirade and exclaimed he hoped that you'd get killed by a rabid polar bear. Is this a reason why you haven't visited the Arctic?

Galley Boys are slop on top of a so-so burger and a bun you coulde get from a Covneninet food mart generic pack. They the Antoine Joubert of burgers; soft, sloppy, oozing grease and cheap sauce and extremely overrated by a biased fan base. Proof that if you throw enough cheap sauce shit on a burger you still can't overcome the lame burger. -JB

"It's all about winning for me, and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that," he said. "But at the same time I've given myself options to this point, and like I said before, me and my team, we have a game plan that we're going to execute, and we'll see what we get."

Galley Boys are slop on top of a so-so burger and a bun you coulde get from a Covneninet food mart generic pack. They the Antoine Joubert of burgers; soft, sloppy, oozing grease and cheap sauce and extremely overrated by a biased fan base. Proof that if you throw enough cheap sauce shit on a burger you still can't overcome the lame burger. -JB

Attila the Hun v. Brian McPeek in a cage match. Who do you bet on and why?

In terms of TCF users:Smoke a bowl with?Pound beers with?Would want beside you in a fight?Be your best man if none of your friends or brother could make it?Would let bang your wife if for some reason you couldn't?

Why the hell does it rain every god damn day?

A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe

pup wrote:If you had a choice, would you rather the midget was the hammer or the nail?

I direct no violence towards dwarfs, I just choose not to consort with the midget persuasion.

peeker643 wrote:CDT- If I was standing next to myself which one of me would be the one you'd most want to be like?

Good god, man, one of you is enough.

Larvell Blanks wrote:'fess up. Where are Rat_Tail's keys at?

The question you must ask is "Where is Rat Tail in relation to his keys?"

Erie Warrior wrote:F, Marry, Kill:

Daryl Hannah as the 50ft Women, Bridget the Midget, Ann Coulter

I don't know who Bridget the Midget is, and I would never bang one.

F Ann Coulter

Marry Darly Hannah

Kill BtM

peeker643 wrote:CDT- Do you think this thread is diverting the attention of many or most from JB's epic melt down in the Bin Laden thread that is located right here: index.php?f=9&t=20297&rb_v=viewtopic ?

Also, simple true or false- JB is a high-wire walking centrist.

I don't think JB was melting, and he's an obvious centerist of notorious fairness.

Ziner wrote:If you had to give up Beer, Smoking of any kind, or guns which would you give up.

smoking.

skatingtripods wrote:Attila the Hun v. Brian McPeek in a cage match. Who do you bet on and why?

In terms of TCF users:Smoke a bowl with?Pound beers with?Would want beside you in a fight?Be your best man if none of your friends or brother could make it?Would let bang your wife if for some reason you couldn't?

Why the hell does it rain every god damn day?

Atilla The Hun would be stupified by the raquetball prowess of the Irish Assassin.

Not sure on the others, makes me sound like a dick.

motherscratcher wrote:1. If you happened upon Clint Howard drinking alone in a bar, would you buy him a beer?

2. Have you ever pretended to surf while standing on the hood of a moving car, and if so, how fast was the car going?

3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?

1. Sure.

2. Nope.

3. Dude...... DIO!

skatingtripods wrote:

motherscratcher wrote:3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?

Semi-related follow-up question:

Who is your favorite Care Bear?

Apathybear.

Bayou Tribe wrote:Alligator clips -- on the nipple or the scrotum?

Roaches?

Love child of shawn kemp wrote:[quote="Cerebral_DownTime"CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?

No. He fucked us. So fuck him.

So, no shakey hands but you would have sex with him?

Did you ever get revenge on David after he killed your uncle Goliath?[/quote]