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If Bamz wins SC would that mean that Mittens polygamy ghey marrying Nikki Haley and Lindsey Graham is off??

C_R_Eature

And Also: No pants.

Terry

Fun fact. Marvin Gaye was from DC. I planted trees in Marvin Gaye Park near his old home, along Watts Branch which is a tributary of the Anacostia River. Now you know.

qwerty42

Lizzie, I hope so, but Nate Cohn reports:
Miami-Dade stands out as an area of concern for the Obama campaign. The president leads by just a narrow margin in early voting, even though Obama won by 16 points in 2008. As is the case elsewhere in the state, it remains to be seen whether early votes are representative of the electorate as a whole. But it might also be a sign that Obama is struggling among Cubans, a possibility suggested by many polls.

We'll see soon enough.

BadKitty904

There's also been ongoing suppression of minority votes in Miami-Dade…

qwerty42

Well, Nate just updated:
"Obama's weak showing in Miami-Dade's first round of early voting was overcome in a second batch. Obama's now ahead 62-38, ahead of Obama's 57-41 victory in 2008. Once again: these are early votes, and it remains to be seen whether the early vote is representative of the overall electorate. "

The People's Republic of Maryland, my beloved home, has been called for Obama. Yay!

poorgradstudent

I'm in a hotel room in Chicago and it's not the type of room stocked with a full bar that soap opera characters get (and maybe real-life rich people?) so I can't soothe my nerves with booze. But hey, it's a big city, so maybe I can get my pizza delivered to me doused with vodka.

I plan to get it on with the first hologram that comes through my teevee.

Negropolis

50/48 Obama exits in New Hampshire.

52/47 Obama exists in PA.

53/45 Obama exists in NJ

Closer than I'd like in the blue states, but a win will be a win.

Obama going back up in Florida 51/49.

Close_Read

Can't stand the suspense. Going out to walk my dog. Please keep the live blog warm for me until I get back.

Steverino247

OK went to Romney. That's okay. All the smart Okies left for California in the 30's… (and thanks to whichever one of you first posted that!)

FakaktaSouth

I am just slowly freaking the hell out.

I cannot imagine that this country has so many crazy people just running around loose every where making decisions like who's the president. Sometimes I really understand the Electoral College and where the founders were coming from with the whole "uninformed thing."

I cannot look at Ann Romney ANY MORE I just cannot. She just DOES NOT look like a first lady to me.

ttommyunger

She looks like a First Lady….TO POOP ON!

finallyhappy

I bought alcohol for tonight and I almost never drink- yes, I had two glasses of cider in Paris in July but in America, I do not drink. I will be drinking to the Barack Hussein Obama. the 45th President of the USA. I just tweeted a photo of the button I "fixed" to Wonkette

I'm watching Virginia and remembering how everyone was calling it for Macaca but Jim Webb snuck up and smacked his ass. Literally with votes.

C_R_Eature

I have to say that I really despise having to stare into the Abyss of Worldwide catastrophe every four years at the prospect of handing over control of the most powerful nation on Earth to a gang of madmen, Bolsheviks, incompetents, grifters and thieves because the only opposition party here has gone completely over to frothing irresponsible insanity.
This is no way to run a railroad, a democracy or a civilization.