I have a crazy/awesome/genius 8 year old daughter. I teach high
school English (English IV and English III AP), so bonus points if
you're LIEK GUD AT WORDS N STUFFS. As of august, I'm in a
relationship with a ridiculous, beautiful, dapper girl. 😍😍😍

I am a smartass with a very dry sense of humor. I am not a thin
person and you can fuck right off if that matters to you. PLEASE
message me telling me I'm a rude bitch. You will become the
laughing stock of the internet. Truth. Same goes for messages
asking me for pictures.

Aside from my daughter and teaching, roller derby is probably one
of the most important things in my life. I play for Alexandria's
team, the Cenla Derby Dames, and I sub for numerous teams around
the state. I have a 10-game-streak coming up but I love every
second of what I do and if this theoretical you + me thing is going
to work out, you have to support it. Period. The end. I am
ridiculously laid back (to my own peril sometimes) so the fact that
this is a non-negotiable is kinda' huge.

Going back to school to get my MA in English, playing derby all
over Louisiana, Texas, and Mississippi, and spending time with my
awesome kid. I'm a huge book nerd, I love to cook (especially
healthy food), and as of recently, I love working out.

"your mom" would be inappropriate here, wouldn't it? Yeah...
thought so. People tend to think I'm kind of funny, so I guess I'm
really good at.... wit. I'm pretty good at knocking skaters on
their asses, too, so there's that.

I play the guitar and own five (although that doesn't mean I'm good
at playing.) People think I sing decently. If you're interested, go
here:

Everything. Feminism: why it matters and why none of it matters.
Love: real or nature's way of tricking us into reproducing.
Stereotypes: why we have them and where we'd be without them.
Identity: are we what society has made us, or are we who we build
ourselves to be.

I'm a total goofball. That's not really a secret, but be forewarned
- I don't have a serious bone in my body. And I guess as much as I
come off as a hard ass (which I so totally am!), I still want
someone who will love and fight for me as much as I would them.
That's one thing I've never found.