More ‘Trapped In The Closet’ Is Coming, So Here Are 12 R. Kelly Lyrics That Don’t Work As Pickup Lines

R. Kelly is a ladies man. You are not. He can get away with saying, “Girl, we’ll be bangin,’ bangin, bangin’, bangin’ the headboard.” You can not. He can go by Kells. You can not. There are many things R. Kelly can do that you cannot, not all of which relate to pee.