Rather than going for using a full blown parser, my advice would be to come up with a simple set of grammar rules and tokens that would define how the test cases are going to look. Then with the help of tools such as ANTLR, you could just come up with your own parser and do the rest of the job of converting to JUnit cases.

Said to me by my boyfriend about nine years ago. I've hated wearing skirts since then.

EDIT: Thank you for all the kind words! Just to clarify for some people due to some of the comments:

-He is now an ex boyfriend, we dated for about half a year.

-I did not ask him myself whether or not I looked good in a skirt. It was the first time I'd worn a skirt around him and my best friend said "You look great in a skirt, doesn't she (Ex boyfriends name)?"

-The tone of it was quite mean, which is why it's stuck in my head. My best friend went mad at him though, which helped.

I made a throwaway because I don't want people I know knowing this about me.

Maybe two years ago or so, I was walking home alone with a bag of shopping. I don't get out much and it was sunny, and it felt nice to be outside.

I was walking past this pub with an outdoor section, and there were a group of women, they only seemed mildly buzzed. I wasn't really paying attention to them, just looking ahead. Here's what I heard as I walked past: