Pallis: *mumbles* congrats on losing your virginity to a princess, bro *goes back to sleep*

--minutes later--

Adakias: PALLIS. PALLIS. PALLIS

Pallis: aDAKIAS YOU LITTLE SHIT CAN'T YOU SEE I'M

Adakias: -Sleeping. You've been sleeping for years, brother. Somebody accidentally drugged you. Anhura and I already married years ago before we had sex. So technically we're all good and you still have no girlfriend. *runs away* EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE~