The vagina tree in Thailand

(NOTE: Above is a photo of the non-existent vagina tree. The Internet provides us with something that is not there. What power the ‘net has. Ahhh-men ahhh-men ahhh-men)

My friend Nui–a Thai doll and research assistant–and I were determined to find out if there is such a thing as a vagina tree in Thailand. The Phuket Gazete claimed the vagina tree exists; so does Google and the Lonely Planet.

Our research disclosed the vagina tree is located in the courtyard of a police station in Muang Phayao.

Songsak Wannawijit, an official in the Phayao Province in northwest Thailand, was interviewed on the phone from Bangkok. He claimed there is no vagina tree located in the court yard of the police station where he works.

“I never heard of such a tree,” Songsak said. “Excuse me for a moment please.”

He returned a minute later and said, “I just looked at the court yard. The vagina tree is not there.”

The police official went on to say that “It’s gohok “ (a hoax).

It was rumored the vagina tree had the power to predict lottery winners by having numbers appear on its truck.

We asked Songsak about this. He said, “If anyone had won the lottery I would have known as this would have been big news around here.”