Somebody's in Trouble

Human Liver, Head Accidently Delivered to Michigan Home
Saturday , March 03, 2007

ADVERTISEMENTCASCADE TOWNSHIP, Mich. 

Two packages containing human body parts  including a liver and a partial head  that were intended for a lab were delivered to a home instead, and officials say more than two dozen similar packages could be dispersed across the United States.

The body parts, sent from China, were mistakenly dropped off Thursday at Franck and Ludivine Larmande's home by a DHL driver who thought the bubble-wrapped items were pieces to a table.

"My husband started to unwrap one and said, 'This is strange, it looks like a liver,"' Ludivine Larmande told The Grand Rapids Press. "He started the second one, but stopped as soon as we saw the ear.

"Something wasn't right. It was scary, and I'm glad I didn't open them."

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"The most mediocre man or woman can suddenly seem dynamic, forceful, and decisive if he or she is mean enough." from "Crazy Bosses"
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Genius has its limits, but stupidity is boundless.

When I got a temp job with UPS,I was told that they had a 1% mistake rate of misdelivered packages and wanted to keep that lower.
Running the numbers,out of 1,000,000 packages,that means that 1,000 of them went to the wrong address.
In regards to "Where's Smithers?",he's been to Pontiac,Fond du Lac,Hackensack........pretty much,he's been everywhere,man.
(I have long said,anyone claims to be able to sing that Hank Snow/Johnny Cash classic without a cheat sheet is a damn liar.)