This morning on the 700 Club's regular segment "Bring It On," in which horrible…
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In what can only be described as an awkward moment on his television show, Robertson asked his female co-host if she found anything in porn that attracts her. Although it was meant to be a rhetorical question, obviously, because what woman needs porn when she is staring at the messianic adonis Pat Robertson, his co-host stumbled to deny that she has looked at a naked person, let alone any porn.

Robertson hinted that bestselliing novel Fifty Shades of Grey was to blame for mass masturbation by previously chaste women, as porn and masturbating are reserved exclusively for men.

Being one such man who has clearly watched a lot of porn, Robertson described it as "boring". However, this is not really about porn, is it? No, it is about the sexy literature that is corrupting our good women. Shield them from porn, masturbation, and books. All words, to be safe.