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After his wife’s airplane had to make an emergency landing Friday because of an electrical malfunction, prospective head of our country Mitt Romney bemoaned something all pre-schoolers have thought about: Windows in airplanes don’t roll down, dammit! “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that,” Romney told the Los Angeles Times. Besides, what if you want to talk to your dog who’s strapped to the roof?