Talking with Niall on IRC today, I had a brainwave: with just one letter changed, the famous Latin quotemorituri te salutant - "those who are about to die salute you" - could become monituri te salutant - "those who are about to be paged salute you".

A noble and fitting handover note for oncall engineers?

Sadly, as is often the case when I take enthusiastic flights into classical translation, I'm off here: moriturus is a somewhat irregular thing from the verb morior. moniturus is active, not passive: it means "about to warn/advise/notify".