Tens of you actually took enough time from slammin' down likker like a $2 whore sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch/smoking a blunt and/or crack cocaine/eating a bag of week old Cheetos in Mom's basement/texting on your iPhone while bumpin' uglies to read this shit.

I love you!

In a Fearless Leader kind of way.

Being a Man About Town and leading an entire Dumbass Horde are not the only Elite Qualities I posses.

Anyway....while our recent post on Fearless Leader Recommended and Approved Man Cave Interior Decorating was undoubtedly one of the finer art posts you have read in quite some time (at least since your last visit to Crayola.com), my highly tuned skills of observation and an eyeball trained to recognize fine art detected that there was a certain "something" missing from the photos we displayed in the post - Dumbass Man Cave Signs!Being a benevolent, caring and all that shit Fearless Leader, and a Common Sewer of Redneck Art, how could I not pass along to you my expertise on Man Cave Design?