Amy Wino’s daddy already confirmed that she got new chichis put in, but he didn’t tell us that she went with size: BABY HEAD. To be more specific, size: FAT BABY HEAD. Wino is serious about her titty implants.

You know that I’ll throw down for a pair of magnificent chichis, but nothing good can come out of Wino’s new pair. I mean, they look harder than a stale crack rock, so Wino is definitely going to use ’em to knock a bitch out. So if you sass Wino, you’ll get a crack-covered loogie in the eye and a speedball titty on your head.

Thankfully, that didn’t happen at tonight’s Q Awards, but it came close. She was supposed to present an award to her friends The Specials, but bitch showed up on Wino time (aka minutes late). While The Specials were accepting their award, Wino pulled a Kanye by showing up on stage and crashing their speech. When The Daily Mail asked Wino why she was late, she shot back with, “What’s it to you, I was doing my hair. Fuck off.” I think Wino meant that she was literally doing her hair. You know, humping on her crackhive. They are close like that.

Wino’s shenanigans didn’t stop there. When Robert Plant was on stage accepting an award, Wino started heckling from the back of the room. Robert stopped for a quick second, realized it was just the crackie acting up again and went on with his speech.

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