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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

In this fast-paced world of blogging, tweeting and fly-by-night film voyeurism, sometimes one doesn't have the time to give a film proper treatment. More importantly, others do not always have the time to read it. Sometimes you just have to take it around back and squeeze one out in 1-2-3 quick licks.

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I was actually going to break my streak of not going to the movies (since last August - eesh) for this one, and then I started reading all this stuff about how amazingly uncharismatic ol' Sam W is. The original CotT may have been cheesy but at last Harry Hamlin was a little charming. Maybe I'll get into a theater for Iron Man 2.

Doin' It On the Couch

Awww, Shucks!

Trailer Trash

To defame or praise a film based solely on the value of its trailer before attending the screening.Ratings:Moist with Antici...pation! Must-see event, uber-exciting. Bring me a towel.It's Friday, I Don't Want to be Alone.Could take it or leave it. (Knowing me I'll take it.)Exercise the Right to Cinematic Celibacy.Looks like crap on a stick and will be avoided as such.