He said it would be within the next few hours. If he'd said "it will arrive over the course of 16 days" then that'd be okay, but he said "something epic will arrive in a few hours," implying that it will all come at once.

Although I don't want to read 16 pages all at once. Good call on that, actually.

He said it would be within the next few hours. If he'd said "it will arrive over the course of 16 days" then that'd be okay, but he said "something epic will arrive in a few hours," implying that it will all come at once.

Although I don't want to read 16 pages all at once. Good call on that, actually.

I'm not going to **** this up anymore. He said something Epic was coming in a few hours. It is here.

In memory of Axelton, who unfortunately is no longer with us, I present this teaser from Part 2 in his honor:

Originally Posted by Crisis in the Ashes

After becoming sufficiently comfortable with the Crescent Step, we were taught the Isshin-Ryu Straight Punch. Now, you have to understand the Isshin-Ryu punch is fundamentally dissimilar to the reverse punch taught in most karate schools and not even on the same radar as the boxing jab. Thrown off the hip without any sort of rotation and the thumb resting atop the fist, the Isshin-Ryu punch eerily resembles Rock ĎEm Sock ĎEm Robots, but with stiffer knees. The idea here was the punches snapped back faster than corkscrew punches, could be thrown in rapid succession, and as a neat little bonus, the thumb knuckle could slip in between the ribs and strike the xyphoid process.

Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon