Report: Less Than 50% Of Gamers Play Online

According to a report released by some loser with too much time on his hands, 72 percent of people in the US play video games, an increase of about 9% over the previous year but only 42% play online, up from 40% the year prior. That’s odd, the number of annoying douchebags I hear while playing COD4 has increase nearly 100 fold since I bought the game last year. These numbers are clearly screwed.