Found this one on Facebook:

“Comment on my Facebook page, If you’re going to move and store anything, this is the place to call. And be sure to ask for Daniel, because he’s the strategic commander-in-chief. He says, they do. A true leader. Everything done in under an hour–real pros, and the fasted wrappers on the planet. Santa could use a few of these guys up at the North Pole (before it melts away with the Polar Ice Cap). And keep your hands off Daniel. He’s got a fiancee.”