When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.

Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs