Imagine a boss who is an emotionally needy and incompetent simpleton, clearly unqualified for the job he has, beset by insecurities and who wants to be admired and liked so badly that he will do anything – and alienate anyone – in the quest to be validated. Imagine also that he frequently says things that are offensive to minorities and gays and women and seems generally oblivious to the impact his words and actions have on those around him. Now ask yourself: Who does that describe, Donald Trump or Michael Scott?

Perhaps a more detailed analysis will help us differentiate between them.

1. Both have held press conferences that made things worse, rather than better.

Donald Trump famously sent out human salt lick Sean Spicer to yell at reporters about inauguration crowds while his own suit swallowed him, thus turning Spicer, the White House and the inauguration into an object of ridicule for the rest of eternity. When Trump himself went in front of cameras to calm people after Charlottesville, he somehow wound up endorsing Nazis and white supremacists. When Trump sat for an interview with NBC after firing FBI Director James Comey, apparently in an effort to re-assure the nation about his intentions, he instead admitted that he fired Comey to stop the Russia investigation. The list goes on and on.

This is something that Michael Scott could commiserate with him about. In the season three episode “Product Recall” Michael convened a press conference after a rogue employee at the paper mill printed some paper with a watermark depicting a cartoon duck committing unspeakable acts on a cartoon mouse. The conference quickly went off the rails, however, with Michael losing his cool and calling a customer a bitch in front of the press, which he had inexplicably invited for some reason. Through is own lack of impulse control and poor decisions he somehow blew the story up into something much bigger that it originally was. Does this remind you of anyone?

2. Both have been described by their co-workers as children.

In the third season episode “Initiation”, Pam notes that “It’s weird. Jan used to treat Michael like he was a ten year old. But lately, it’s like he’s five.” Michael then spends all day waiting in line for a pretzel, gets over-stimulated and falls asleep.

Donald Trump’s colleagues and co-workers have made similar comments. There are numerous examples, but the most straightforward one came when Senator Bob Corker, Republican chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, referred to the White House as an “adult day care center” recently. This is undoubtedly a sentiment Pam could relate to.

In the second season episode “E-mail Surveillance”, Michael Scott observes a man wearing a turban arrive in the office parking lot and panics. He closes the blinds and runs around the office warning about an imminent attack. The man turns out to be the IT guy. I would be shocked if something similar hasn’t happened at least once in the White House.

Donald Trump also has a special knack for offending. The examples here would be too numerous, and depressing, to count so I will just pick the most recent one when he appeared at an event for Native American veterans and referred to Senator Elizabeth Warren, a white female, as Pocahontas. Had this occurred in the fictional world of The Office, Dunder Mifflin would likely have made him undergo diversity training. Because this is the real world, however, instead of diversity training we elected him to be the president.

5. Both of them tend to make things up and bloviate when they don’t know what they are talking about, which is basically all of the time.

Michael Scott is hardly any better. In season three’s “The Convict” he tried to convince his staff that Dunder Mifflin was better than prison by dressing up like a convict and calling himself Prison Mike. He then went on to explain that prison was full of “Dementors.” In “Business School” from season two, Michael gives a speech in front of Ryan’s MBA class where he explains how he thinks the economy works: “There are four kinds of businesses: tourism, food service, railroads and sales. [Pause] And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel.“ Incidentally, that could easily be a real Trump quote.

6. Both suffer from a pathological need to be liked and admired.

Donald Trump is vain beyond belief. Foreign leaders have found that by simply appealing to his vanity with lavish parades and ritualistic worship ceremonies, they can score easy policy concessions. He frequently bathes himself in plaudits and self-congratulatory praise. He constantly refers to himself as the best at all things, seeking affirmation from the world of his own self-evident greatness. Narcissism and emotional neediness on this scale are, of course, rooted in deep insecurity, but that’s neither here nor there.

Michael Scott shares Trump’s need for admiration, although it stems less from vanity than from loneliness. He constantly demands to be the center of attention, as in season two’s “The Injury” where he burns his foot on a George Foreman grill. But it was in the season four premier, “Fun Run”, that Michael truly captured the nature of this pathology when he turned to the camera and said: “Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not some compulsive need to be liked… Like my need for praise.” If only Trump was capable of such introspection.

7. Both will stick with a terrible plan no matter what, and see it through to its terrible conclusion.

Michael Scott will stick with a hare-brained scheme and often see it through to its inevitable cataclysmic end, simply because he gets himself into things and doesn’t know how to get himself out of them. The most cringe-worthy example from The Office was the episode “Scott’s Tots”. This is not a good episode, as The Office was already into its sixth season and had enough of an episode backlog for a lucrative syndication deal, which is typically the time when everybody stops caring and all the good material has been exhausted. Nevertheless, this episode is about how a younger Michael agreed to sponsor a bunch of black high school kids to go to college, assuming that by the time they were college-aged he would be rich. Of course, this wildly unrealistic promise back-fires on him and he is eventually forced to admit he cannot follow through on his pledge.

Donald Trump shares a similar failing, in that he makes wild and impossible promises, and then refuses to give up even when he has cooked up idiotic plans and gotten in way over his head. Even when Donald Trump is clearly in over his head and on track for a major disaster, he will see is through to the end simply because he doesn’t know how to extricate himself without losing face. Case in point: Donald Trump is still the President of the United States.

8. But only one of them can actually close deals.

While Michael may be a terrible boss and manager, one of the great subtle element of this show is that he was also, quietly and in his own uniquely bumbling way, a great salesman. There was some Rain Man-like quality to him that, despite his failings, also gave him a peculiar type of emotional intelligence that allowed him to close big deals. “The Client”, from season two, showcased this brilliantly, as he worked Tim Meadows in the local Chili’s and eventually persuaded him to sign a big contract with Dunder Mifflin. Similar instances are scattered throughout the show’s run, subtly indicating that even though he is needy and offensive and clueless and kind of bigoted, Michael did show up and deliver when he needed to.

Donald Trump on the other hand, has yet to close a single big deal or achieve a major legislative accomplishment after 10 months in office.

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Based on this comparison, it seems clear to me that Donald Trump is basically Michael Scott from The Office - only in addition to being rude, offensive, clueless, thoughtless, needing constant attention and being unqualified for his job, he is also not even good at doing the one thing he campaigned on which is closing deals. Even Michael Scott can close deals.

And lastly, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that because Steve Carell is a talented actor, and because the writing staff on The Office was excellent, they managed to imbue Michael Scott with a certain vulnerability that made him a sympathetic character. Most of Michael’s faults were rooted in good intentions. He truly loved his friends and co-workers and cared for them, and he just wanted that sentiment returned in kind.

This was frequently expressed in a bungled way because he lacked the requisite social skills to get there, but his heart was in the right place and this is why America came to embrace and love Michael Scott. Trump’s bungles, on the other hand, are not rooted in good intentions. They are rooted in an all-consuming and virulent narcissism that is both dangerous and appalling, all the more so because he is a genuine idiot who only cares about himself. In that sense, the true Trump analog in the universe of The Office may not be Michael Scott at all, but the character Scott was modelled on.

That is to say, Donald Trump isn’t Michael Scott, because although Michael was boorish he had redeeming qualities. Donald Trump is far worse. He is actually David Brent.