The best quote in this shady report that David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are secretly married: "Just ran into David Duchovny outside Ken Paves salon. Asked him point blank about Gillian Anderson. He said 'no comment.'" Well... that's not a denial, right?" Emphasis on Ken Pave salon ours. Please let D.Duch have face framing clip-on bangs, just like Jessica Simpson's! [ONTD]