I once posed naked with a chicken. I know what youíre thinking: lucky chicken. I know. I know. But I promised you naked photos. Whatever it takes to crack that 40 hit count. Heh heh. The more bizarre...apparently the better. Freaks. Well....just click here. Buwahahaha! Okay, no really, thatís not it, here it is. Ha again!! Okay, no, really, seriously, Iím not lying, just click here. Okay, maybe I am lying. Just a little. Did I pose naked with a chicken? Only the chicken knows, and it ainít talkiní. That beak: sealed. So now that you're here, let's get it awwwwoonnn with the recappage!!

On another note: I know how to hypnotize a chicken. You stroke itís beak and itís beady eyes become mesmerized by your fingers, and it eventually stiffens up, and falls over. Totally unharmed, but slumberingÖÖ.stiffly. And cutely. Because a sleeping chicken is always cute. Iím not saying this played any role in the above. Look, man, that was purely consensual. How do I actually know how to do this? Hellooooo Discovery channel, friend to scientists.......and to those who want to take advantage of poultry.

09-28-2004, 06:44 PM

TeelaGirl

Shazzer...you rock! that had to be the funniest recap I've ever read on this entire website. :yay