My go-to safe word is: "Ohmigod! This is NOT what I bargained for! Stop-stoppity-stop-stop-stop!!!"
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Just to make sure there's no confusion _________________AstroCitizen -- soon to become "My Sacred Identity"

"I'm not one of those idiots who takes what he sees on TV or movies, and applies it in real life! These days, they're always the third or fourth guy to get killed..."