Newly-dumped,
staring headlong into the barrel of 40, and veering towards a nervous
breakdown, Esme heads to Italy for two weeks of carnal excess aimed at
distracting from a life that is crumbling all around her.

It
is there that she meets the much younger Fernando, an Italian stallion
who appears to be just the diversion Esme’s looking for. Only problem is
they fall in love. Or so Esme thinks.

Based on a true story,
Smoke, Drink, Fuck, winner, Best Memoir, of the Southwest Writer’s
Competition is the hilarious, outlandish and inspiring story of one
fed-up woman’s journey from desperation to liberation.

As
she finds and loses love, uncovers what it really means to be
independent, and discovers why no amount of praying does the trick of
one great fuck.

Smoke Drink F*#K is an interesting
exploration of a woman wanting to get lost in life but wanting to escape
her current realities only to find that sometimes the escape isn't as
great as you would think it is and the way it seems when you first take
part of it.

Sometimes it takes hitting bottom to see what's really being buried inside before swimming your way back to the surface.

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