Saturday, March 7, 2009

Yes, No, Maybe

Yes, I am alive.No, I wasn't abducted by aliens yet again.Maybe I should explore blogging from space...but then I'd have to figure out how to get there, plus I think my hair would suck in space.

Yes, I am still baking.No, I haven't made anything new in the last 3 weeks - I'm stuck on repeat.Maybe I should ban myself for 6 months from all old recipes and ban myself from procrastination; though I think I'll wait on that last part.

Yes, I still think of my blog every single, solitary day.No, I do not think this wretched lack of inspiration is permanentMaybe I shoudn't use single and solitary together - isn't that redundant and unnecessary? Isn't using both redundant and unnecessary also redundant and unnecessary?

Yes, I can't stop thinking of those muffins.No, I don't regret introducing them to you - despite the several "I'm now in rehab, bitch!" emails.Maybe I should start baking with iceberg lettuce as the base of all dishes. Or, anchovies.

Yes, at least I'm still twittering.No, that is not something I do by myself, alone, in the closet, while wearing a blue wig.Maybe I should wear a blue wig and live in a closet, but how would my natural hair breathe?

Yes, I have a most severe case of blogstipation.No, I'm not aware of any medication for it, including Senna Tea.Maybe I should make Grandma Iny's Prune Cake, hoping that maybe it will give me blogarrhea.

Yes, I really will try to post more often.No, I do NOT like the bottom of my feet touched, EVER; although I do like the smell of feta and don't feel I'm eating cheese made of feet.Maybe I shouldn't write everything that just pops into my head...

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Missing you all! And yes, I do promise that NO, I will never write a yes, no, maybe post again, unless...well...maybe I shouldn't promise anything except -- I promise to never go exactly the speed limit and I will probably never use margarine to shave my legs. There, I commit.

Never use margarine for anything. That is all. Lack of inspiration hits us all, and you might as well chill out doing other things rather than staring at the screen, unable to type and silently hating your own creation (um, could be talking about myself here). Take care :)

Oi you, i have missed you terribly. Glad to you hear you're still baking despite the massive blogstipation. I highly recommend a Molton Brown bath to help ;) actually. it's just cos i had an uber long Molton Brown shower and feel that's one of the best ways to get rid of mental blocks, etc.

Dear lady, I hope you are feeling better now, a blog should be something enjoyable, do not feel pressed to write until you really fancy doing it,I like your humour and inteligence, greetins from Spain.

Greetings from Colorado! I'm bored to death at work so I decided to check out your blog on my iphone during lunch break.I enjoy the info you provide here and can't wait to take a look when I get home. I'm amazed at how fast your blog loaded on my cell phone ..I'm not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyhow, excellent site!