Gandhi Stick

I got the Gandhi stick
I know if I can help once, I can help twice
I got the selfless stick
I use it to lead you through the darkest of nights
I show compassion (What? what?)
compassion (uh huh uh huh)
I got the Gandhi stick

I’m gonna feed the poor
This ain’t Oliver Twist, you can ask for more
I feel your pain, girl, heart strings are pulled
This automatic shit spreads all through the world
It’s got me up early in the morning, feeling
No stereotypes of what makes a man can stop it
Been a fiend for this since Lisa Frank made it
Get the sick puppies fed, then it’s time to switch
I’ll hear your woes, I’ll find the riddle
I’ll break it down, straight work it out
… And I ain’t in the mood with my hands out helpin’
I’m here for you, girl, that reward is spoken
Tonight’s the night, you can feel the love
You can call your mama, tell her I gave you a hug
I help a lot of people even ones who piss me off
I keep that last part on the d-low

You got the selfless stick
I know if I get helped once, I get helped twice
I am that helpless chick
You better believe that shit’s not even trite
And you show compassion(What? What?) compassion (uh hu uh hu)
You got the Gandhi stick

No I’m not a whore
I fuck a brain so good, he can’t even tell his boys
When it, comes to sex they run for the hills
‘cause the head pain got them running out of pills
Making like a new deal, start paying my bills
leave FDR head shaking, spinnin’ his wheels
… and I ain’t in line for employment, no
I’m chilling in your crib, smoking a roach
Tonight I’m gonna have Gandhi in the zone
Gonna talk about my troubled past and why I’m low
So let it keep ringing, don’t answer your phone
Gandhi wanna help me, get me through everything
I’ll say I got lumps, give a feeler goosebumps
Recommending mammograms because he’s a chump
When Gandhi comes around he can’t help but try
It’s that selfless stick baby, it’s making me lieeee

I got the Gandhi stick
I know if I can help once, I can help twice(I am that helpless chickYou better believe that shit’s not even trite)
And I show compassion (What? What?)
Compassion (Uh hu uh hu)
I got the Gandhi stick

You put your faith in it
I know you see these dire straits, see you helpin’ it(Life ain’t a race) But I have you running to the kennel
And the record is (Five-thousand fed sick puppies)
(And counting) You got the Gandhi stickHAVE THAT SMILE BACK AFTER ONE NIGHT TALK
(The rides, the meals, I need those, a lot)The talks, the walks, the soup kitchen pot

You got the selfless stick
I know if I get helped once, I get helped twice
I am that helpless chick
You better believe that shit’s not even right
And you show compassion(What? What?) compassion (uh hu uh hu)
You got the Gandhi stick