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Ah, YES, dogsie! May your New Year's Eve be filled with o'plenty of booze, kisses, weirdness, confetti, music, pizza, buds, hallucinations, silliness, strangeness, and joy! You've earned it! I myself will eat a couple of special cookies and watch as New York City and all of the people hanging at Times Square tonight merge into one, giant being that I shall name the Party Monster. And then, I will train the Party Monster into doing my bidding! Muhahahahaha!!! Have a great evening, homies!