Now, I know what bad days on Twitter are like, but Cleveland Browns rookie QB Baker Mayfield had a great day on Twitter on Tuesday. Mayfield partnered with some underwear company, where he posted this magnificent photo with the same tiger from The Hangover​. Because he can and because dad bods are in now.

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Baltimore Ravens CB Jimmy Smith is indeed being suspended for the first four games of the season. His ex-girlfriend accused him of multiple bad things last fall, and while there was no proof then -- it looks like there may be now. The Ravens released this statement, which can be translated to "this is fucked up and all, but we'd owe him a shit-ton of dead money if we cut him, so here we are."

Adrian Peterson signed with the Washington Redskins on Monday, and while many thing he longer has it (aka anyone with two eyes), he says those people just don't know what they're talking about. “It shows me people don’treally know about football. I feel like people that know the game of football know different situations a player might be in." Hm ok

Richie Incognito was ﻿arrested on Monday afternoon﻿ after damaging property, getting upset with the staff, and threatening to shoot funeral home employees (as if they don't have a hard enough job). Or as I like to call it, just another Monday for Richie Incognito.

The Tennessee Titans extended WR ​Rishard Matthews into 2019, with a deal loaded with incentives and bonuses -- if you really care to know the deets, read this. Matthews hasn't practiced with the team yet this summer, and remains on the PUP list.

Carolina Panthers rookie WR DJ Moore was cited for fucking FLYING down the highway at 113 mph. Now, I drive fast and basically wave to speed cameras as I go by them, but this is fast even for me.

Oakland Raiders WR Jordy Nelson will face off against his old team, the Green Bay Packers, this week. “It’ll befun to seethose guys, not only the players but the trainers, equipment staff, weight staff, all those guys I was with for 10 years.Those are the guys you miss that you see day-to-day, that you don’t get to talk to as much as you’re used to. It’ll be fun to see them. It’s kind of enjoyable as a preseason game, so we can have some fun and get in and get out.”

Indianapolis Colts QB Andrew Luck sucked in Monday night's preseason game, but apparently he sees that as a good thing. “I told someone after the game, ‘I’m sort of happy to get sacked by Suggs, a legit sack. I landed on my right elbow sort of reminiscent of how I injured my shoulder a couple of years ago. I didn’t feel anything. Didn’t give it a second thought. That’s a big deal for me, being able to lose that thought bubble.” Is he drunk

Former New York Giants WR Victor Cruz accepted a job with ESPN on Tuesday, "officially" closing the door on playing in the NFL.

In case your eyes haven't rolled out of your head yet from that Andrew Luck quote, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has another one for you. “It’s not a change for us, for our coaching staff. We’ve never taught tackling with the crown of your helmet, putting your head down, leaning your body forward in that type of position. I don’t think fundamentally that’s a good position to be in. It’s not effective. We’ve always tackled with our head up, eyes open, head back, so we can see what we hit. That’s the only way I’ve ever coached. If we do it that way, we’ll be within the rules.” Mhmm Sure Jan. What a goody goody

The New Orleans Saintsreleased RB Terrance West on Tuesday. West opened last season as Baltimore's starter, but quickly fell off the map with the emergence of Alex Collins.