Five Guys is my favourite for cheese, and the Wendy's Baconator for bacon. I like it when the toppings become indistinguishable from the meat. This is the problem with most "Gourmet" burgers - it's a just a rubbery piece of shit dressed with aioli. And people buy it. Because they're tools.

Also, the practice of putting barbecue sauce on a burger... I kinda like that.

And even after all these years, it's hard to eat a burger without fries. I guess that's the world God created.

Also, if your burger is so big that you have have to cut it with a knife and re-enact the ending of The Ring just to eat it, you are a cunt. So don't go posting pictures here of giant burgers that some redneck paedophile dreamed up just to get in a magazine. I will disparage you insatiably.

Thou shalt not put mayonnaise on a burger, lest thou alsoest be intendering to dippeth yon burger in ketchupe of the tomatis-root.

Aggressive. If I have an idea for a fantasy 1x1, I will design it to the fullest extent I can and then share it with my partner to see what they think, as I am a fan of expanding the various areas of lore and nature within a sandbox universe, such as a bestiary of typical creatures to be found in said universe, a dictionary of gods and godly artifacts, and even maps to the realms of said gods. In other people's roleplays however, I prefer to be passive if it is a group setting, or if it is not a group sandbox.

Fantasy; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.

Genre You DON'T Like:

Horror, western, pure slice of life.

I see this thread has a music prefix. Have some burger-related music.

Anyway, I like my burgers without that veggie nonsense most people like to throw on them. Lettuce and tomatoes and similar shit can stay the hell away from my burger, I want stuff that'll clog my arteries before I'm done with my meal. The best burger I've ever had was a homemade one with two patties, both cheddar and American cheese, bacon, onion rings, and barbeque sauce on it. Simple, but delicious.

Anyway, I like my burgers without that veggie nonsense most people like to throw on them. Lettuce and tomatoes and similar shit can stay the hell away from my burger, I want stuff that'll clog my arteries before I'm done with my meal. The best burger I've ever had was a homemade one with two patties, both cheddar and American cheese, bacon, onion rings, and barbeque sauce on it. Simple, but delicious.

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You sir, have my respect. I'll have that except minus the onion rings. Not a big fan of them. Just me though :P I'll substitute with fries though.

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