The Premier League Managers’ Christmas Lists: Paul Ince

This year I would like:
– My job (or a new job if you can’t manage that. I know it’s a lot to ask for)
– A midfielder who is young enough not to be touted as my replacement
– A bodyguard to protect me from the bad people who have a vendetta against old Man Utd players

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