6:15 alarm goes off6:45 after a few hits of the snooze button I'm in the shower7:00 out the dizzoor8:30 arrive in the office after a 1.5hr blood vessel straining, traffic filled commute. I am already shot for the day but I have a minimum of 10 hours of soul sucking interactions with clients judging my teams creative work.8:35 I try to eat a quick breakfast but I make it about 5 minutes in MAX before some BS emergency hits. Sometimes more than one.8:35-noon try and get enough work done so I can rest for 15 minutes while I eat my lunch.(rarely happens something always comes up)

Is this shiat pleasant and productive enough for you hippies at the Mother nature Network?? Now if only I could "set my alarm to 8:15 instead" you spoiled twats.

BEER_ME_in_CT:Oh for farks sake is this the list for rich housewives??? LOL.

heres my list and there's nothing pleasant about it.

6:15 alarm goes off6:45 after a few hits of the snooze button I'm in the shower7:00 out the dizzoor8:30 arrive in the office after a 1.5hr blood vessel straining, traffic filled commute. I am already shot for the day but I have a minimum of 10 hours of soul sucking interactions with clients judging my teams creative work.8:35 I try to eat a quick breakfast but I make it about 5 minutes in MAX before some BS emergency hits. Sometimes more than one.8:35-noon try and get enough work done so I can rest for 15 minutes while I eat my lunch.(rarely happens something always comes up)

Is this shiat pleasant and productive enough for you hippies at the Mother nature Network?? Now if only I could "set my alarm to 8:15 instead" you spoiled twats.

Hey Beerme, what's happening?I notice you didn't use the new cover sheet on your TPS report.Did you get the memo?I'll just go ahead and shoot you another one...

BEER_ME_in_CT:Oh for farks sake is this the list for rich housewives??? LOL.

heres my list and there's nothing pleasant about it.

6:15 alarm goes off6:45 after a few hits of the snooze button I'm in the shower7:00 out the dizzoor8:30 arrive in the office after a 1.5hr blood vessel straining, traffic filled commute. I am already shot for the day but I have a minimum of 10 hours of soul sucking interactions with clients judging my teams creative work.8:35 I try to eat a quick breakfast but I make it about 5 minutes in MAX before some BS emergency hits. Sometimes more than one.8:35-noon try and get enough work done so I can rest for 15 minutes while I eat my lunch.(rarely happens something always comes up)

Is this shiat pleasant and productive enough for you hippies at the Mother nature Network?? Now if only I could "set my alarm to 8:15 instead" you spoiled twats.

4:00 wake in a sweaty panic, trying to differentiate painfully lucid dreams vs reality7:00 roll out of bed to let dog into backyard7:15 arrive in my home office (virtual employee) - office is 12' from bedroom7:16 I try to endure corporate emails/meetings/et al - and feign 'enthusiasm' to maintain necessary front/paycheck/benefits6:00 Try to logout of system so I can go downstairs to now empty house/once full of children (now gone living with evangelical ex who's shtuping the youth minister), begin binge drinking, tv, etc9:30 Take Ambien/Valium combo and take dog outside for final pee11:00 Back to bed secretly begging for sudden death

BEER_ME_in_CT:Oh for farks sake is this the list for rich housewives??? LOL.

heres my list and there's nothing pleasant about it.

6:15 alarm goes off6:45 after a few hits of the snooze button I'm in the shower7:00 out the dizzoor8:30 arrive in the office after a 1.5hr blood vessel straining, traffic filled commute. I am already shot for the day but I have a minimum of 10 hours of soul sucking interactions with clients judging my teams creative work.8:35 I try to eat a quick breakfast but I make it about 5 minutes in MAX before some BS emergency hits. Sometimes more than one.8:35-noon try and get enough work done so I can rest for 15 minutes while I eat my lunch.(rarely happens something always comes up)

Is this shiat pleasant and productive enough for you hippies at the Mother nature Network?? Now if only I could "set my alarm to 8:15 instead" you spoiled twats.

Being self-employed, sometimes I feel a little lonely and isolated. Then I read comments like this and realize that life is very, very good.

6:45 Alarm goes off. Get up, set it to the 7:15 alarm. Go back to bed6:46 Cat jumps on chest then crawl under covers. Immediately begins to purr loud enough to wake the dead7:05 Cat freaks out, hauls ass out of bed at breakneck speed7:06 Get back up, turn alarm off7:10 Finish dressing if other cat will leave me alone long enough to finish7:15 if not7:20 coffee made, smoothie made7:25 coffee gone, check Facebook and Fark7:40 smoothie gone, make final offensive and/or snarky comment on Fark7:41 commence driving to work7:42 catch red light7:46 catch red light7:52 catch red light7:56 catch red light7:58 catch red light8:01 arrive at work8:02 turn on computer, get coffee8:12 computer finally finishes turning on. Cuss at IT puke for insisting that the cut rate virus protection at the server will suffice and putting on any additional virus protection at the work stations is a firing offense8:22 file finally opened8:23 project manager tells me we need to do this small thing in another file. Begin opening 350MB file8:23:15 project manager wants to know if I have it up yet8:33 inform project manager that the file is finally opened8:35 project manager takes a 3 hour conference call on speaker phone. Project manager is the office LOUD HOWARD.8:36 another project manager needs a screen shot of a conflict. Disappears before saying which version of the file it is8:37 check want ads for a job opening at a place that's sane

I don't like the Bloody Mary they serve on Fark. It's too burning. They don't even put tomato juice. They put snappy peppy. Drew Curtis, remember him? Morning, noon, and night he drank the Bloody Marys with the peppy snappy. You know where he is now? Dead from that.

Drew Curtis is not dead. Drew Curtis is alive.

No.

Rob Malda you're talking about. The one from Slashdot who walks sideways like this.

6:45 Alarm goes off. Get up, set it to the 7:15 alarm. Go back to bed6:46 Cat jumps on chest then crawl under covers. Immediately begins to purr loud enough to wake the dead7:05 Cat freaks out, hauls ass out of bed at breakneck speed7:06 Get back up, turn alarm off7:10 Finish dressing if other cat will leave me alone long enough to finish7:15 if not7:20 coffee made, smoothie made7:25 coffee gone, check Facebook and Fark7:40 smoothie gone, make final offensive and/or snarky comment on Fark7:41 commence driving to work7:42 catch red light7:46 catch red light7:52 catch red light7:56 catch red light7:58 catch red light8:01 arrive at work8:02 turn on computer, get coffee8:12 computer finally finishes turning on. Cuss at IT puke for insisting that the cut rate virus protection at the server will suffice and putting on any additional virus protection at the work stations is a firing offense8:22 file finally opened8:23 project manager tells me we need to do this small thing in another file. Begin opening 350MB file8:23:15 project manager wants to know if I have it up yet8:33 inform project manager that the file is finally opened8:35 project manager takes a 3 hour conference call on speaker phone. Project manager is the office LOUD HOWARD.8:36 another project manager needs a screen shot of a conflict. Disappears before saying which version of the file it is8:37 check want ads for a job opening at a place that's sane