I wrote a book!

Do you have a dream? A life-long goal? Struggling to do what you were put on this earth to do? Have you given up? Is it just too hard? Too many distractions?

Well herein lies a cautionary tale – sort of like what NOT to do – in pursuit of your dream.

Read it and laugh. And maybe learn. But mostly, laugh.

Enjoy.

Check out this review from Pat Daddona's Songwriting Blog:

They Made Me Play a Polka reads like a hybrid of stand-up comedy and a playful whodunnit: laugh-out-loud funny but fast-paced and driven by a mix of well-known and unnamed characters populating a world where Grammys are as elusive as (and not unlike) the lottery, and you keep waiting for an answer to the question: Why isn’t Menhart a star? A page-turner, the book invites you to uncover layer after layer of reasons for this stark reality — some her own doing and some the fault of a maniacal music industry that takes no prisoners.