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This is serious, Alan. I could lose her.
Wow. And you care?
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Charlie: This is serious, Alan. I could lose her.Alan: Wow. And you care?Charlie: I love her, Alan. She's the only one I thought I might eventually wind up with.Alan: "Eventually wind up with." I'm touched. So, what, do you want to keep her warming up in your bullpen until the bottom of the ninth, when you lose your... arm?

Charlie: This is serious, Alan. I could lose her.Alan: Wow. And you care?Charlie: I love her, Alan. She's the only one I thought I might eventually wind up with.Alan: "Eventually wind up with." I'm touched. So, what, do you want to keep her warming up in your bullpen until the bottom of the ninth, when you lose your... arm?

Charlie: Live with me.Lisa: Charlieâ€”Charlie: No, I'm serious. Move back in.Lisa: Really? And then what?Charlie: And then we'll see.Lisa: Wow, a commitment to "see." And what finger does that ring go on, Charlie?