Tears. Is that it? Not much of a title to go on is it? But then back in the swinging 60s, perhaps that's all that was needed by way of the title of a song to give it credulity. At least that's what Ken Dodd must have thought. But at least show us some tears on the cover of the single Mr Dodd. Thankfully the remix deals with this lack of effort on the part of the aforementioned Mr Dodd, as we see a girl very clearly in tears. Why? Now that's a good question. Ask Mr Dodd that one. Tickling!

Anyone For Tennis? A cry that goes out through the ages to those who enjoy that kind of racket (see what we did there). Cream sang about this in 1968. But, and here's the rub, the cover of their single, singularly fails to sing or even hum anything that is connected with the ancient and vaguely incomprehensible sport of tennis. We see the band members, lazing around in denim jackets. This balls-up is corrected in the remixed cover with the net result being a cute tennis babe who, if she uttered the phrase 'anyone for tennis' would certainly attract more love than the members of the band would have. Deuce!

Who would have believed that a band as obscure as Visage would merit a remix of their single covers here at AllBum.Art? But here we are with a remix of the cover artwork for their single Night Train. The original cover shows the lead singer (Steve Strange no less) standing around in black and white. So it might be night, but where's the train Steve? The remix shows a hot babe who is clearly dressed for the night (you don't go out in the day in nothing more than stockings, lingerie and a long black coat) and about to board a train. We think Mr Strange would approve of the remix, do you? Steaming!

Caught In The Middle by Juliet Roberts is one of those songs that has been remixed so many times that it doesn't know whether it's coming our going. So the time seems beyond beyond to remix the cover of the single. The original cover shows Ms Roberts in a fetching fur-lined coat. The question of who is caught, and what have they been caught in the middle of, is not answered by the cover, though the song tells us they are caught in the middle of ello vee-yee luv, apparently. So the remix shows a young fellow stuck very clearly in the middle of ello vee-yee having to decide, as he does, which of the two lovely girls he wishes to become unstuck with. Sticky!

Everybody's Got Summer, at least they have according to Atlantic Starr. But the East Coast crooners seem to think that having summer standing around in front of a derelict printer's building is the way to 'got summer'. We don't 'got' that, and prefer to think of everbody and summer as more of a case of lots of naked bodies, in the sunshine. That is why the remix shows exactly this. Now what makes you got summer more brightly? Splashing!

As if yesterday's remix wasn't going far enough back in time, we delve even deeper into the depths for today's. The Sun Has Got His Hat on was performed by Ambrose And His Orchestra in, wait for it, 1932! The original cover shows a pin-up girl of the era on a beach holding her sun hat so as to cover her particulars. The remix shows much the same thing, just zazzed up to be more 21st century. Hip hip hip hooray!

Lollipop, lollipop, ooh lolly-lolly-lolly... For this song we are going way back in time to the 1950s, but it's a song that makes as much sense now as it did then. The Chordettes sang lollipop, and from the looks of the cover artwork of their single, they did so whilst sitting in the rear of an open-top Ford. Such a classic song deserves a classic remix and so the remixed cover features a babe doing guess what... sucking a lollipop. In a skimpy top. Slurp!

Whilst we are talking about hot burning things like fire, Bastille's song Things We Lost In The Fire has a major fault. The cover of the single tells us nothing about what was lost in the fire at all. Is it a wolf on a broken down motor? In a desert? If you had lost that, would it be worth singing about? The remix of the artwork for the single says much more. What was lost in the fire seems to be the clothes of a group of girls who are now having to stand around the fire to keep warm. Arctic!

James Blunt regales us with his tales of fiery love in his song Bonfire Heart. But though his song may scream of burning beauty, the cover just shows Mr Blunt and the name of the song. Where, you are asking, is the fire. Where are the hearts? Thankfully the remix of the cover artwork deals with this problem and reveals the bonfire which, as it would happen, is keeping two naked girls warm in the freezing snow. You can tell it's September and the summer is over already. Crackle!

Although August may almost be over, the summer sun is still shining. And when the summer sun is shining, what better to do than shuffle, at the sea side. That is, as it goes, what Terry Dactyl And The Dinosaurs sang about back in the 1970s, when the sun was known to also shine. Sea Side Shuffle is about shuffling, at the sea-side. This appears to involve dancing around with boots on. We prefer a different view, that of a babe dancing in a blue bikini. Is she shuffling? Do you care? Bop!