Wealth and class are not entirely different things. Class is defined by how much money one has, how famous one is, or how pretentious one is. But the Reverse Darwinism of a class of wealth leaves a wide array of humiliations of social faux pas; your sister ripping a huge wet fart in front of "attentive" political bigwigs, grandfather taking a huge dump in his pants at the table after slipping his finger up the skirt and into the vagina of a Hispanic teen maid, mother falling noticeably but faintly into oblivion on gin and pool boys, and father charged with multiple counts of male rape at the local men's club. All of these things make defining wealth very difficult, as the fluidity of wealth is constantly changing from lawyers to victims and then again to their victims once they achieve wealth. The great leap forward that wealth has continued to make throughout the ages is to not let wealth by any means slip into the hands of the lowers classes. After all, there are only so many teen maids to go around.

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