John McAfee made millions when he sold his stake in the well-known antivirus software company. Now the eccentric entrepreneur is on the lam, wanted for questioning in the slaying of a retired contractor who lived near him in San Pedro, Belize.

Oh, Belize. Someday I shall retire there with my cache of guns and 11 viscous dogs, to live the quiet life of a ******* insane tech company founder.

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He should combine them and have a 17 year old girlfriend/bodyguard. Hot!

He has a team of underage ninja hookers, it's just not in the article. He calls them his "security essentials".

Try the veal.

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Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

I didn't realize until yesterday that "bath salts" is actually a new designer psychoactive drug. I had been thinking that it was ludicrous that the media drummed up some kind of urban myth about the face-eating zombie guy having gotten high by smoking epsom salts, but never followed up on it.

I didn't realize until yesterday that "bath salts" is actually a new designer psychoactive drug. I had been thinking that it was ludicrous that the media drummed up some kind of urban myth about the face-eating zombie guy having gotten high by smoking epsom salts, but never followed up on it.

Makes it slightly easier to sell online without it flagging.

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George Carlin wrote:

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