I had an instructor years ago, who's name was Richard.His last name is Wiggley. He said, yes, I've heard them allbefore. My nick name, IS Dick, and yes I was in the military.The military uses last name first, first name last. So yes,when I was in the army, they called my Wiggley Dick.

Yeah, it's a thing now. All they're doing is ensuring no one except local morons ever reads said little shiatty buttfark middle-of-nowhere newspapers, and they go the fark out of business, as they should.

Attention parents: If your last name is spelled Colon, do not name your kid Leiky. If your last name is Hunt, do not name your kid Michael (or Mike), and if you're last name is Payne, don't name your kid Richard.

/ Best Firefox Add-Ons: Adblock Plus, Noscript, and Ghostery.// I think I found out about all of them through Fark.