3. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs and Missy High-as-Shit) def. the team of Blanka and Zangief when Rick-Scott Stoner hit a top-rope frog splash on Zangief.

4. Sub-Zero (with Sindel and the debuting Princess Kitana) def. James C with the Lin Kuei uppercut after Princess Kitana distracted James and Sindel stunned him with the sonic scream.

5. Virgil Flynn III def. Bat Manuel with the 450 splash to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack.

6. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. the team of “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge when the Butabi brothers hit the Boozeday Device on Broseph.

Special burlesque performance by Alijah Dresden of the Sizzling Sirens Burlesque Experience.