Ke$ha Leaves Fat Shaming Rehab

Self-described singer and noted gutter scamp Ke$ha left rehab yesterday and seems to be healed. She had been in fat camp rehab after admitting she had developed an eating disorder after some music producer called her a "fucking refrigerator". She was fat shamed! Also high and drunk which makes fat shaming double shaming with a twist of cocaine. She changed her name on Twitter from Ke$ha with the stupid $ to Kesha Rose, which has vastly simplified the life of taggers who spend their evenings spraying 'Kesha is a dirty whore' on freeway signs. She seems to have turned over a whole new leaf, one not involving brushing her teeth with bottles of Jack and acting like the last picked whore at the ranch. That is until she inevitably relapses. She tweeted:

"Life is beautiful. I'm so blessed to have you all."

Aw. So, does this mean that the disgusting gunt with splatter shots of her on the web, drank piss, and made art out of teeth is gone forever? Unlikely. Even if she doesn't feel compelled to do that stuff because of her psychology pathology, it's still what makes her money. Nobody's going to pay to see Kesha sing torch songs with just a mic and spotlight at Harrah's. Her fans will go back to finding other ways to piss off their parents the minute she stops chugging her pee. It's the disgusting slut catch-22. And it's too late for her to sell her organs.