Bob the Zombie (Tales from the Land of Ononokin

Today’s Free Kindle eBook: Bob the Zombie (Tales from the Land of Ononokin Book 3)For a limited time, get three of my stories for FREE: johnplogsdon.com/l/1270 (just copy and paste into your browser) Being a Zombie stinks.Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so that they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. While it’s bad enough that they’ve stolen Bob’s hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie’s attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob…not just the long, drawn out one that’s part of being a Zombie.Modacio is a thief who made an enormous mistake on her last job that resulted in the Thieves Guild putting a high price on her head. Working with her partner in crime, and Ogre (one of the nice kinds) named Kone, she sets in place a plan to deliver a gift to the head of the Thieves Guild in exchange for having the bounty taken off her head. Unfortunately, this means she has to swipe the hand of a defenseless Zombie. But better his hand than her life!Bob turns to his only real friend, a Dwarf named Perkder, and asks for help in getting his hand back. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld in an attempt to stop the thieves before it’s too late.The land of Ononokin gets its influence as a hodgepodge from Monty Python, National Lampoon, Family Guy, Terry Pratchett, Discworld, Robert Asprin, Myth Adventures, Piers Anthony, Xanth, Douglas Adams, Harry Harrison, and countless other comedic mediums. Readers will find a new, fun, comedic fantasy world to play in. Wizards, magic, Dwarfs, Orcs, Ogres, Trolls, Gnomes, Halflings, Vampires, Zombies, Dragons, Gorgans, and more fill the vastness of Ononokin.