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I thought you were PC Dum Dum but it seems I got that wrong eh. Your detective skills suggest you are in fact DC Dum Dum but, tell me this and tell me no more... how did you determine that I rose at precisely 0914?

Mind you, if you was that good, you'd have also detected that I haven't needed to work and nor have I worked for quite a number of years now... it'll be strange getting to retirement age and 'retiring' all over again, having lived a life of comfortable leisure for as many years before the event as I might expect to live after.

You may be DC Dum Dum but you are still a chopper of immeasurable magnitude.

HappyNomad, AMV. Arrse Grand Master Vermin (Category A / Class 1)

Leave or remain, I don't mind but if we leave it should be without a deal.

LE

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I thought you were PC Dum Dum but it seems I got that wrong eh. Your detective skills suggest you are in fact DC Dum Dum but, tell me this and tell me no more... how did you determine that I rose at precisely 0914?

Mind you, if you was that good, you'd have also detected that I haven't needed to work and nor have I worked for quite a number of years now... it'll be strange getting to retirement age and 'retiring' all over again, having lived a life of comfortable leisure for as many years before the event as I might expect to live after.

You may be DC Dum Dum but you are still a chopper of immeasurable magnitude.

Is that what you use to Intice the children whilst wearing your very pedo best reactor lite glasses?

@Simmerit was @simmer but his wife told him to delete his account.
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/gems-of-the-day-from-the-bbc.229572/page-72#post-6880061
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/gems-of-the-day-from-the-bbc.229572/page-74

When you are annoying people on here I feel you are doing society a service. The people attacking me are the sort that ring up to complain that a bus left early even though they did not wish to travel on it or they will ring the council to report people for putting thier bin out early. Sad boring people with sad boring lives but they are the sort of people I would get up an hour early in the morning to piss off.