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There’s no conspiracy when we just have lots of ballots to count

Look, conspiracy-minded conservatives:

Liberals knew you guys would try to steal the election, so many of them voted in advance, to make sure there was a paper trail. They mailed in ballots.

Honestly, those ballots often aren’t counted unless the election is close. And that’s what has happened. In many races across the country, the counting is still going on. And there are sure to be challenges from the losers.

We could solve this kind of thing from happening, you know, if we just gave everyone automatic voter registration and had paper trails of every election. Then you wouldn’t have to worry about this sort of thing happening.

Oh, right, you’re the ones against that. That might mean the majority of Americans would vote, and then you’d lose almost every time.

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