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Kieran Watkins (also known online as 2cash, and more recently, senat0r) is a young, autisticBritbonghacker who spends his time on his favorite game, Garry's Mod, cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos that nobody cares about of him cheating in other games, especially CS:GO. Don't be fooled by his naïvety and extreme incompetence, 2cash is a serious hacker who means serious business; he cannot be harmed, as fucking with this individual may result in empty threats of swatting, doxing, and general hackery aimed at whoever decides to start bullying him that week. He may also excessively use his newly-favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound intelligence.

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For the few that think this may be questionable, the god himself confirmed that he is in fact autistic.

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2cash: But you know something?>
2cash: I always were autistic
Regan: What/
2cash: yeah,
2cash: found out recently
Regan: You are showing us good.
2cash: Now, compaired to alot of retards, I can learn fast and make things alot faster than alot of "Normal" people can
2cash: you should have seen my old hacks
2cash: on my desktop
Regan: No wonder you're stupid and your cheats are shit.
2cash: they were
2cash: you
2cash: cant even code lua
2cash: let alone assembly
2cash: you sound and look
2cash: like a camp man

Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to YouTube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.

Thinking that he's an elite h4x0r by having blank names and pictures on Steam relating to a certain mental illness he has, dark is relatively similar to 2cash: in his adolescence, autistic, and British. His roots trace all the way back to a certain Facepunchthread he made in 2015, perfectly describing his grandeur of delusions, it being so popular that the term "Big Server Men" turned to a meme with all of the the fake programmers and coders around the Garry's Mod grapevine.