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At some stage on
this list a few friends and I decided it was worthwhile to create the stages of
drunk. Rule of thumb, up until drunk/pissed you are good, after drunk/pissed
not so good. Sober - BoringMerry - Starting off
wellTipsy - the person
you are talking with is looking betterBuzzed - a great
place to beInebriated - happy
for the nightDrunk/Pissed - time
to stop drinkingSloshed - should
have stopped drinking but too late to stop nowPlastered - that
embarrassing friend of yoursLocked - stumbling
around causing a sceneHammered - getting
kicked out of barWasted/trashed -
nausea and spinners Fucked - time to
vomit and sleep next to the toiletShit-faced -
sleeping next to toilet and not eating solid meals for the next few daysBlackout drunk -
waking up in an alley the next day wondering where your pants wentDead - describes
itselfIrish drunk- something the Irish people I was with said,
because they think Irish are better drinkers than others… they aren't.