Red shoes.........(Vote Below)

I was sitting in a park today having a few beers with a few heads and a woman walked passed in red heels and one of my muckers said..."She isn't wearing knickers.". When I asked how he knew he said..."Red shoes means no knickers.."

When I got back I googled it and there is a debated on a few forums that go either way.. Including mumsnet...

I don't believe any particular shoes are needed to not wear knickers.[/quote}

You have a point Molly...A good woman barefootin' wrapped in a fur coat sounds better every time I think about it...Although I was visiting a head today having a spliff and putting the world to rights when one of his neighbours went into her house ...She is a tall leggy brunette and she had the sluttest shoes I have seen in ages on...I mean slutty...(her shoes, not her).

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