Legolass Queenqueef
⁂elvendragqueenso now that#PrideMonthhas officially begun, how long do you think we've got until the first Woke Corporate Tweet?

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HUMS202

12:56 AM - 1 June 2019

The Factory
⁂the_factoryThe Factory supports#pride. The Factory loves#LGBT. The Factory is producing#rainbowmerchandise. Buy the merchandise. Let others know you are proud of your lifestyle with your purchasing decisions.

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HUMS199

1:00 AM - 1 June 2019

Legolass Queenqueef
⁂elvendragqueen⁂the_factoryLiterally four minutes. Welcome to hell, girls and gays, it's only gonna get worse from here.

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HUMS371

1:13 AM - 1 June 2019

Iris Dark
⁂irisdarkAs a proud#Trans #Lesbianand COO of⁂mcd, I am living proof that#LGBTpeople can do whatever we set our minds to. Happy#prideto all my trans sisters!

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HUMS402

11:06 AM - 1 June 2019

antigamer aktion
⁂lesbian_gengarmc&d are bloodsucking capitalists who keep literal unicorns in cages so they can sell their horns as morning-after pills for rich fucks but their boss is a lesbian so they're Woke now

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HUMS13

12:58 PM - 1 June 2019

bluntfiend
⁂jude_k2I'd like to announce a new Mister Against Weed. His name is Mister Pinkwashing. And his power is to make corporations stop pretending that they give a shit about the gays. Coming soon to a pride parade near you.

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HUMS3

12:01 AM - 2 June 2019

Doctor Wondertainment™
⁂wondertainment⁂jude_k2Hey there! Just a quick reminder that#LittleMistersis the intellectual property of Dr. Wondertainment! Any attempts to create an infringing product will be met with legal action! Have a#Wondertainingday!

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HUMS1

12:04 AM - 2 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark
⁂mcdHappy#pride! Marshall, Carter and Dark is showing our support for the#LGBTcommunity by donating a portion of all profits this month to the#HumanRightsCampaignto support their efforts to pass the#EqualityActand ensure equal rights for all.

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HUMS20

9:49 AM - 2 June 2019

The Factory
⁂the_factoryIn honor of#prideall Factory overseer drones will be equipped with#rainbowbody armor and truncheons this month. Market research suggests that you will find this soothing. Buy our products. Support the Factory. Support the#LGBT.

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HUMS261

12:00 PM - 2 June 2019

antigamer aktion
⁂lesbian_gengar⁂the_factoryi hope everyone retweeting this doesn't know what the factory actually is. it isn't joking about the overseer drones. this isn't a funny parody account, it's a malevolent extradimensional parasite, and y'all should stop giving it a platform.

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HUMS69

2:16 PM - 2 June 2019

Anderson Robotics
⁂andersonroboticsAnderson Robotics is proud to be a sponsor of the #ThreePortlands #PrideParade! Keep an eye out for our float, which will be escorted by Kestrel-series Domestic Utility Units painted in all the colors of the #rainbow!

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HUMS86

10:44 AM - 3 June 2019

Jumping Jehosephat
⁂jockjamsvol6Oh, sure, when the police want to march in the parade everyone says that the first Pride was a riot, but when I want to loot an electronics store, everyone conveniently forgets??? Double standard much????

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HUMS551

2:12 PM - 3 June 2019

Doctor Wondertainment™
⁂wondertainmentFor#PrideMonth, Dr. Wondertainment® is releasing a new line of Rainbow-licious™ Bubblebath Bon-Bons!® Show your true colors with a rainbow of fun-filled foam! They'll be available by special order from⁂mcd, but only as long as supplies last - so act fast!

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HUMS19

7:16 PM - 3 June 2019

UIU Portlands
⁂UIUPortlandsHappy#PrideMonthfrom the UIU. This month, the#UIUcelebrates the diversity of our workforce and recognizes the contributions our LGBT colleagues have made in their service to the country and the Unit.

Iris Dark
⁂irisdarkIris Dark donated over £6,000,000 to homophobic MPs because she knew that a Tory government would give her a tax cut. She deliberately removed coverage for transgender healthcare from her employees' benefit packages because it would save her money. Happy#PrideMonth!

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HUMS812

7:06 PM - 4 June 2019

Iris Dark
⁂irisdarkUnfortunately, my account seems to have been hacked. I did not post this message, and I am unable to take it down. I am currently working with⁂VoidSupportto resolve this issue.

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HUMS650

9:33 PM - 4 June 2019

Joyce Rand
⁂joyce.randWhoever hacked⁂irisdark's account should feel ashamed of themselves! She is an inspiration and a role model, and this kind of petty slander is just embarassing.

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HUMS9

7:10 AM - 5 June 2019

Kiefless in Seattle
⁂polaricecraps⁂joyce.rand

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HUMS53

11:51 AM - 5 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark
⁂mcdMarshall, Carter and Dark have possibly the worst human rights record of any corporation, anomalous or non-. We're going to go through this in no particular order, because /man/ does McD's have a lot of crimes to answer for. Let's do this. [1/???]

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HUMS563

9:30 AM - 5 June 2019

bluntfiend
⁂jude_k2#pridehackerListen, if I was going to make a new Mister Against Weed, I wouldn't have posted about it beforehand. I practice better security culture than that. You can all stop @ing me now.

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HUMS11

3:01 PM - 5 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark
⁂mcd⁂mcd … not to mention the sexual harassment many former MCD employees have reported, at the hands of both their superiors and their clients. And that's not even considering how MCD treats sex workers in their employ… [13/???]

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HUMS201

4:04 PM - 5 June 2019

UIU Portlands
⁂UIUPortlandsGoogle COINTELPRO. Or, for that matter, just check out the FBI files on it. This isn't explicitly about gay rights, but it's not like everyone they murdered was straight, you know? https://vault.fbi.gov/cointel-pro

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HUMS280

2:12 AM - 6 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark
⁂mcd⁂mcd … the immortal souls of innumerable queer men and trans women who died of AIDS-related complications, siphoned through an effigy located in their New York headquarters, which has since been relocated to an undisclosed location in sub-Saharan Africa… [27/???]

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HUMS20

3:45 AM - 6 June 2019

the stars are left
⁂syzygyyooooooo the #pridehacker is in meatspace now, that big rainbow ⁂anderson ad on milk box blvd now says "office culture at anderson robotics is intensely transphobic and upper management turn a blind eye so they don't have to fire their best engineers"

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HUMS45

10:23 AM - 6 June 2019

post-optimus prime
⁂transistor⁂syzygy It's true! I was fired by Anderson for reporting transphobic comments my boss made after I came out at work - no trans person has lasted more than 6 months on the R&D side.

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HUMS26

3:16 PM - 6 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark
⁂mcd⁂mcd … and that's all just since WWII. So yeah, if anyone shouldn't be allowed to pinkwash themselves, it's Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Happy #PrideMonth! [45/45]

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HUMS314

5:00 PM - 6 June 2019

Legolass Queenqueef
⁂elvendragqueenThe#PrideHackeris a hero - we just need them to move off of Void and onto Twitter. Mundane corporations need to be exposed, too!