Bleeding Cool caught this teaser for Catching Fire on YouTube via the movie's French distribution company. It isn't much, but I bet some of you will pee your pants in anticipation.

I was serious. It wasn't much. That's all President Snow would allow...FOR NOW. Keanu Reeves doesn't answer to President Snow, so we get an introduction from him and a full trailer for his new movie Generation Um. It seems to be a movie about a man grasping at the threads of his mortality by cavorting with much younger women. Or something.

One more, you say? No, I'm sure I heard you say that. Please tolerate this clip from G.I. Joe: Holy Sh*t, This Movie Still Hasn't Come Out Yet? Jesus, It Must Be Garbage. Everybody is Go Joe Fighting.