HOAX: “Gayalism” and the “Handful” of “Mirage Gays”

In the interest of scientific precision, we must share the following information:

Wth the revelation of the existence of a “handful” (note quotes [around 1,000 out of the billions {XX,000,000,000} of people that inhabit our planet])…of a handful of psyphrocites (called also “psychophrodites” [male bodies with female brains or female bodies with male brains]) and with the colloquial (“nonscientific” [note quotes]), common understanding of the term “Gay,” we are forced to adopt the following position, which we call “Gayalism” (from “Gay” plus “royalism”):

Mirage Gays potentially exist but their numbers would be so small that virtually everyone who claims to be Gay would still be a homo-pervert.

Our ultimate conclusion is:

If sexually interacting psyphrocites (Mirage Gays) were
ever discovered, they might be blameless.

Biblical Commentary: This ultimate conclusion is consistent with biblical principles because the SIPs (sexually interacting psyphrocites [Mirage Gays]) would actually be people of opposite genders, though their partners might be homo-perverts.