Good morning, Kotaku! Owen isn't here right now. He can't come to the phone, and I'm …
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In case you don't know me, I'll reintroduce myself: my name is Mike Rougeau. That's me and Ricky the Dog again up top in the Best Photoshop Ever. I like video games. I write about them fairly often (sometimes every day). My words have appeared (and, in select cases, continue to appear) in Complex Magazine, TechRadar, 1UP, G4, IFC, and many other publications.

Good morning again, Kotaku! I want to thank you all for the warm reception this weekend—thy scent…
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With nothing quite so pressing or heavy going on this weekend, we'll have to settle for things like the PlayStation 4, Assassin's Creed, freemium games, Fox News's sloppy reporting, and Al Gore. Watch out for these topics and more over the next couple days as I leave my fleeting but satisfactory mark on your lives once again.

Oh, and I'll try not to write anything about Dark Souls for a change this time. (that picture doesn't count). Let's get started!