So, Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David Go for Coffee...

The first episode of Jerry Seinfeld's new web series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, is live today, and it's a masterpiece of the "watching two friends eat at a diner" genre. Seinfeld picks up Larry David up in an "azure blue" vintage Volkwagen Beetle, and the banter begins.

Once at the diner, Jerry launches into an investigation of Larry's bizarre food life, in which we learn that "out of control" eating for Larry "is half a bag of raw cashews." And pizza slices? "Never two."

Other topics include why pancakes stop tasting good when they're cold, what may or may not be wrong with drinking herbal tea while your companion drinks coffee, and whether or not free-range chickens really enjoy all that range. There's also a real live spit-take. Watch the whole thing here.