I'm... not exactly sure what the batter of corndogs is? I'mma assume it has a corn flour base, or at least did whenever it was first invented. But yeah, it's a hotdog put on a stick, dipped in batter, and then deep fried. (I've actually only had it premade and then warmed up in the oven/microwave, but I'm 100% certain that if I go to the state fair this year, I will have no difficulty finding a food truck that sells deep fried corndogs.)

I just want it to be known, I googled 'corndogs in UK' so I could see really fast if I could give you a quick reference to buy some from a grocery store, and the very first result was a reddit titled "Do they not eat corndogs in the UK or is my girlfriend lying to me ..." and the preview included "SHE HAD NEVER EVEN HEARD OF A CORNDOG BEFORE LAST ..." so... I'mma go with my gut and say there's no corndogs in UK grocery stores. XD

@typical_demigod To be fair, whenever I've heard about corndogs they've always seemed like this mystical mystery food from a distant far-off land that you only see on television, so if they are sold here they're very fucking rare.
I suppose you could make a corndog if you really wanted to, though.
Also, that reddit page xD It vaguely reminds me of a conversation I had with someone from the States years ago, and I think I mentioned roundabouts to him and he just went "whaaaat?"
Like, can someone confirm this? Americans have roundabouts, right? I'm not being an idiot?

@SirBlood I'd love that, but a) I suspect differing time zones might get in the way, and b) my wifi gets so poor that for some reason whenever I try to speak on a discord chat my voice comes through like static. It's even earned me the nickname 'Robot'.

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