I used to get really ticked off when people would kill a pot of coffee and not brew another one. And to be honest, it is still pretty fuck'n lame. But there is a new thing that some of my co-worker douchebarrels are doing that is far worse... Poaching a single cup of coffee at the start of a brew cycle which leaves the rest of the pot weak as shit. Mother fuckers! I just had to dump nearly a whole pot because of some damn cock smooch.

How the fuck does a dingbat who is addicted to Red Bull still manage to fall asleep in pretty much every meeting I see him in? I hate meetings as much as anyone, but Jesus H. Christ dude it doesn't get any less professional than that.

I used to get really ticked off when people would kill a pot of coffee and not brew another one. And to be honest, it is still pretty fuck'n lame. But there is a new thing that some of my co-worker douchebarrels are doing that is far worse... Poaching a single cup of coffee at the start of a brew cycle which leaves the rest of the pot weak as shit. Mother fuckers! I just had to dump nearly a whole pot because of some damn cock smooch.

You know what you should do? Kill them. Anyone who does that to a pot of coffee is clearly undeserving of life. To say that calling them douchbarrels is an understatement would be a serious understatement.

OK, mine is - out on a four-lane highway, the driver that pulls out into the inside lane, ostensibly to pass and then doesn't, effectively limiting the speed of all traffic to the speed of the slow lane by creating a moving road block.

My non-passive solution to that is to pull up behind them as close as I can (safely) and flash my lights a few times.

The neighbour's son has friends that park in front of my house, and on their way back and forth to visit, they dumb their fast food garbage in my front yard, finish their can of beer and leave it in my grass, and walk through the area of bare ground where I have put down grass seed.

My solution? dumping the garbage in the back of their pick up, throwing the half empty beer cans into my neighbour's yard, parking on the street in front of my house so they can't, and finally just picking up their garbage every other day and throwing it away.

I'm mildly annoyed that we're right in the heavy rain zone of a tropical storm and my company hasn't sent us home yet. C'mon, y'all. I don't want to have to worry about not getting home to my kids tonight due to flooding.