This kind of proposal is the logical consequence of animal-rights philosophy that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and the Humane Society of the United States advocate in order to advance radical vegetarianism, and it’s perfectly nuts. No ape will ever snap out of its animal state and take up a career as an accountant or firefighter, while human beings have emerged from comas to do exactly that. Unlike a child, no ape “grows up” to go to college, and we suspect that Stephen Hawking would be pretty miffed if he were put under “moral guardianship” alongside a chimp. The Telegraph followed up its news story with a damning editorial:

The dignity of chimps is a decent human attitude, not an inherent simian attribute.

The proposal would also bar lifesaving medical research from being performed on simian subjects. We took animal-rights activists’ opposition to animal research to task in a series of advertisements targeting PETA, covered last week by The Washington Times: