While I appreciate all and any who read my stories and enjoy them, I respectfully ask that you do NOT add my Pamdizzle penname or stories thereunder to any lists on library sites such as Goodreads.

Fic Recs on Tumblr, Livejournal, Facebook, etc--that's all fine and truly appreciated. That is a different thing entirely, and one that I fully support. The problem with adding me and my stories to Goodreads is that it not only creates a link to my work, but it also sets up an author profile for my fanfiction penname, and I find that both creepy and unsafe.

I share my work in the venues I know it is appreciated--it is for me to decide where that work goes, and while I know this is the internet, it's totally not okay with me to have all kinds of ghost profiles on websites I don't know anything about. So please, don't do this. Save a copy to your Kindle, save the links to your LJ, Tumblr, Facebook document, just please do not put me on your shelf on a library website, like Goodreads. That pulls my work out of fandom and shares it with people whose eyes it was never intended for. That is all. Thank you.

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Hi there! Thanks for taking time to visit my profile here on the K/S Archive. I've been an author for K/S Slash for about two years now, for both AOS and TOS universes. I started reading it in the Spring of 2011, after I followed a link on Keelywolfe's Live Journal to this lovely collection of K/S stories.

I've made a ton of friends and stumbled into a myriad of opportunities as a result of my involvement in the K/S fandom and all because we all share this common belief in and affinity for the romance that is/was Kirk and Spock.

Just tell me you're from the archive. :) I post links to new fanfiction on there for all the fandoms I write for between here and AO3.

Speaking of, if anyone is looking for the Round Robin collaboration titled Star T'Rex--a crossover between ToS and Jurassic Park, it has been deleted from this archive. Since this is the second time this has happened (it's easy to delete by mistake when you list something with multiple authors, because it shows up once for every person listed on the story in your 'My Stories' tab and all those people have the ability to delete the story), I will not be respoting it here. However, you can find it here on AO3.

This didn't turn out nearly as filthy as I had planned...Granted, it's one big K/S/K/S fourway...basically, TOS Kirk and Spock end up on AOS Kirk and Spock's ship. Around that time, one thing leads to another and Jim and Spock of AOS decide they want to have an intimate relationship, only...Spock is having some control issues and they decide they could really use some tutoring in the sex department. Shameless smut, the plot basically only exists here in the summary, lol. I mean it, don't open this if you're looking for an actual story. There's like two paragraphs of plot and the rest is just one giant fourway. LOL

Spock’s been having trouble mitigating his physical reaction to his Captain after noticing a sexual attraction during one of their customary chess games. Meditation has been proving ineffective when, during a routine scan of the ship’s Interweb Social Networking service, he finds a solution that helps him to resolve at least some of his more prurient fantasies.

A challenge issued to me during a Skype conversation with T'Lara. I'm thinking it's going to have about three to four parts, but no more than that. LOL

Some of you might say this is somewhat cracky, and you'd be right, but it's not complete crack, which with me it never is...Also, there will be hotness in later parts. LOL

A special thanks to Wingstar for helping me embed all the mannips and to IvyCross and Elfqueen for providing art throughout. :)

In this week's episode, Jim and Spock are forced to partake in a most undignified ritual in order to gain an agreement between the Federation and a pending new member planet. Of course, Jim figures out a way to turn this ritual into something enjoyable for everyone.

Special guest star: CMM as the High Chief's hot cougar wife. Read and enjoy!

Okay, I need to write some porn to get it out of my system as I try to reign in some focus for the other project I'm working on and stumbled upon Wing's Possessive!Spock-PWP Challenge.

I've managed to write it in as part five of the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics Series.

In this week's episode, the Enterprise is orbiting Earth as Jim and Spock attend Bones' lecture at a Starfleet Medical Convention taking place at the Academy. Spock discovers, as the evening progresses, that Jim is purposely pushing the bounds of his weakened control during the early stages of their newly formed bond. How will Spock deal with fighting the urge to claim Jim in public as he watches others blatantly attempt to proposition his mate and Jim's flirty responses?

For Dahliaxhat, who posted a lovely K/S poster on one of those *secret* facebook groups that stated, "Spork Rule #33: When Kirk and Spock do it, McCoy gets pregnant" and then said that she wanted someone to write it...

This fic was written for my new friend, Emily whose birthday is today! I used Soldier's girls 'Married by Accident' challenge a premiss because the tropes Emily gave me were very sweet. Rate E for everyone (some swearing). Also TOS by request. :)

Jim and Spock are on a first contact mission when they unwittingly end up getting hitched during a ritual that is supposed to represent good will. Annulment is simple, but neither of them seem to be too quick to do so...

Jim reflects on each sordid, memorable alien affair he's ever had...in a most, unapolgectic, graphicly humorous way. Could be interpreted, really as either Abrams OR TOS OR even MU Kirk, LOL. They're all whores and they know it!! LOL jk.

Just read it, I promise it'll make you laugh. And isn't that what we all want? A little laughter? A little alien sexcapading is perfect for that!

This is, in fact...a response to Fugitive's response to my previous response to a response from a reader on a poem in which I said 'not in the way of exact iambic pentameter' Well...fuck you, then, here it is!!!

Written in response to a prompt for the KS Advent that asked for Sarek and Spock to serve their bondmates, Bones and Jim, breakfast in bed with a side dish of sex. It's titled somewhat differently on Livejournal, but uh...oh well.

I have split it into two chapters here. Enjoy. :D

Thank you to IvyCross and Wingstar for the beta. Any remaining error are my own.

. Jim is so excited to be celebrating Christmas with Spock this year (could be during or after the 5 year mission) because he wishes to ask him an important question(aka marriage/bonding), but Spock gets really sick and can't really celebrate along with him. But Jim still manages to surprise him with gifts and making his special Plomeek soup recipe for him, all while leading up to asking Spock any way. However this can be written is up to the author :)

I did take a couple of liberties, but otherwise, pretty much what's on the tin.

This is the second story of what may become a three part series I started for IvyCross. In the first story, Spock is seeking Primary Data involving human sexuality and Jim is the sexual consultant which helps him gather some first hand data on the subject.

This part of the series takes place approximately six years later, some time after the events of STID. Throughout everything, they've never spoken about what happened six years ago, but things come to a head when Spock enters Pon Farr.

Warnings for what might be a tense beginning in the opening. Jim is a bit delerious and his thoughts are flying at about a thousand miles per hour as he tries to experience and think and can't quite get a grip.

No dubcon, no rape, just a hefty amount of angst in the first few paras is all. All of these are basically porn with a tiny bit of plot. Art by IvyCross. :)

Spock's way of thanking Jim for letting him communicate his affection non verbally, within a meld, rather than openly in the way of humans thereby accepting Spock as he is rather than insisting on a particular method for expression.

In the same vein, this is for Fugitive, who was recently kind enough to listen to me ponder the meaning of life...or mine in particular. :) And because Fugitive has a particular fondness for Spock and the merits of Kolinahr, meaning the value of emotion expressed within reason. ;)

I'm really not even sure if fucking with iconic poetry is considered filking, but uh...that's kind of what I've done here. LOL.

If Poe wasn't spinning in his grave after The Raven, he sure as hell is now...or perhaps he's applauding and nodding in ghoulish fascination...who knows. All I know is, I'm definitely going to hell for this. I've defiled a beautiful work of creepiness and turned it into porn prose.

There are two reasons this exists:

1) IvyCross linked a 'Who Do Write Like App' on facebook and I copied and pasted one of my non-fandom poems and it gave me Poe as a result.

2) AKO is apparently obssessed with frals, but that's secondary really. She got on my fb and unwittingly, or perhaps wittingly, said 'Do a parody of the 'The Bells'

Also, I'm pretty sure...someway, somehow, this is Fugitive's fault by seven degrees of separation. Just because...

This is that moment...the one where you realize tomorrow morning you're going to wake up completely sober and regret the hell out of what you're about to do. And you're not even drunk, so you can't blame it on the alcohol.

I don't always write crack, but when I do...it's either Dr. Suess or Dick and Jane. Tonight, it's Dick and Jane to the key of K/S and a derranged slash fiction author. I am so going to hell for this. Just...what the fuck am I doing?! DON'T READ THIS FIC!!!!! There, you've been warned. lol

Kirk is a Captain of the Enterprise, but he and Spock never met. Not at the Academy, not later – never. Of course Kirk heard about the super intelligent Vulcan First Officer, but didn’t pay attention to that. Then Pike is contacting him, asking him for help in rescuing his crew (Spock included) who were kidnapped by the Orion Slavers during an away mission.

Kirk of course agrees and leads a rescue team (like there would be any doubt about it). They storm the place and Jim is totally mesmerized by the sight of a beautiful, sexy Vulcan in a very skimpy harem outfit. The crew is rescued and the Enterprise is on the way to return them to Pike’s ship and during that time Kirk totally falls in love with Spock (who is totally NOT what Jim expected) and starts to plot how to keep him on the Enterprise and for himself.

Bonus points if Jim was so co confused by Spock appearance and behaviour because he only saw Spock’s very old photo from the Academy files (like Spock was 17, gawky teenager with glasses and looked like a classic nerd) and heard that the Vulcan has no sense of humour, personality, is boring, focused only on science etc.

Super bonus points if Kirk has to fight for Spock with someone from Pike’s ship who had hots for the Vulcan for a very long time

I decided that little scene was a bit...short lived and so I've extended it. Those of you who enjoyed it the first time around, I hope you like the added material. ;)

If you couldn't tell by the title, this is shameless porn with only a tiny bit of plot and when I say tiny I mean teeny, teeny tiny. It's in answer to Marie_Raine's challenge:

Kirk and Spock are now bonded and wish to return to new Vulcan to inform Spock's father and Spock Prime and to ask for their blessings. Spock Prime makes a comment about how he can smell Spock on Jim and it gets Prime horny. Prime kisses Jim and Spock walks in on it. Jim is confused and Spock is extremly jealous and over protective. Spock then picks up Jim and takes him to thier room, Prime follows. Then Spock stakes his claim on Jim and rims, fingers and sucks Jim till he's moaning like a bitch in heat for Spock to fuck him. Spock takes Jim right infront of Prime. Prime masterbates to the sexy display.

Reponse to Lari's challenge..... I hope this is a good enough start. If you want more, perhaps someone with more of a penchant for porn (hint, hint, hint) might like to continue with the hotness that surely will be the result of Kirk's epiphany at the end of chapter 1?

This is the first in a series of one-shots all taking place in the same universe. I decided that this archive needs a new intergalactic porn saga, so this is the beginning of that saga. I am, in fact, taking prompts.

Check out the link to the series to learn more about what it's all about. Don't forget to leave feedback. And incase you can't already tell, it's not too heavy on plot, but they will each contain a morsel of background story.

A/N 5-20-12: I just noticed that this fits the Wall Sex challenge and have submitted it for that. Who'd have thunk it? Too bad I didn't mention the green tunic wrap, could have had a two-for. That's okay, this series isn't over and I'm sure I can find more opportunities for wall sex, specifically of the green tunic variety.