Also, Paranoid Parrot is so ******* amazing. I can't tell you how many times i've walked out of a store empty handed and trying to play it cool cause it seems like i stole something. Especially when the LP guys are there at the door.

that's similar to what happened to me: in high school, the resource officer always told us that one of the nice things you can do with a cop is simply ask them how their day is going. I did that once when I was in college station, and the cop looked at me like I was about to break the law.