LOL. Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, the one who ran away to San Francisco to join the circus (true story). He took up unicycling just before he left. Never mess with a unicyclist. Especially not one going to clown college. They may look funny, but anyone who can balance on one wheel has enough strength and balance to do serious damage. Just ask the poor idiots who attempted to mug my man.

I’m impressed you’ve taken to unicycling. You have far, far more courage than I do. Consider the shot glass tipped.