(Herb gives the Simpsons a tour of his mansion.)Herb: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home. Anytime you're hungry, anytime day or night, Cook will make you anything you want.Homer: Even pork chops?Herb: Absolutely. We have a tennis court, a swimming pool, a screening room--Homer: You mean, if I want pork chops, even in the middle of the night, your guy will fry 'em up?Herb: Sure. That's what he's paid for. Now, if you need towels, laundry--Homer: Wait!Herb: Maids--Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Let me see if I've got this straight. It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m., there's a rumble in my stomach--Marge: Homer, please!Herb: (Laughs and grabs Homer around the shoulder.) Your old man sure loves pork chops!Bart: (Laughs) He sure does, Uncle Herb.

(Homer's artsy commercial for his newly designed car: The commercial uses far away shots of Homer driving the car on a mountain road overlooking the ocean and up close shots of Homer inside the car.)Woman: (Off camera and singing.) Whatever Homer wantsHomer: (Narrating) All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way.Woman: (Off camera and singing.) Homer gets.Homer: (Narrating) Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Now, at last, I have found it.(A title card reads: "Homer, The Car Built for Homer.")