OP is an intelligent human being and has reached enlightenment beyond the rest of us sheeples.[1] The conveyance of this knowledge is done in a polite and entirely non-condescending tone and for this we should all be thankful.[2]

Having disbanded all the gangs, halted every form of drug trafficking, ended all corruption in Chicago, the city's police department can finally put their surplus of resources to solving the trespassing jogger plague that we're famous for!

Hope that is resolved quickly so they can tackle their next major nemesis, loitering smokers smoking within 15 feet of buildings!