This thread is so you can post your failed ideas that you thought would succeed. In this way, other users can tell you why they downvoted yours, and you can learn from your previous mistakes and eventually have amusing submissions. In theory, this leads to a better buildr.

“La Chica de Pedo

Gotten south of the border, this elegant, intricately done tattoo shows a Spanish woman doing an elegant dance. Truly, nothing shows your deep understanding of the Spanish culture than this skin art.

You’ve collected at least one of every item you can make and buy. (While this may sound impossible, keep in mind that other clbumes’ items go through the Ppwn Shoppe. It’d be time consuming and annoying, however. So perfect for Forumwarz!)

OCD Rank II

You’ve collected at least one of every item, including limited edition ones. (Tickets, the falcon guy’s thing, Randy’s e-bio, the digital vasectomy, I’m Fat, just to name a few)

Red Whine

Instigated a major argument on Flamebate.

Musical Klans

User has been in 15 different klans in the past 30 days.

Frequent Pwner

User has played 100 days consecutively. Go outside!

Avatar/Color/Title Changer

This user has altered another user’s avatar/color in IDC/Title. (Can be achieved while anon)

Close Call

Went down to 1 HP in a high-stakes fight. (Must be max level to achieve.)

Bidding Whore

User has bid over 100 times.

Just Go, Already!

User has entered forums and left without attacking 100 times.

bumault and Insult

User has attacked over 500,000 times.

Harbumment

User has altered someone’s avatar/title/color five times in the past week.

So has any player actually completed Darkside, yet? I started farming for it a few days ago and I’ve got 11 pieces; my goal is to be the first, and I’d like to know whether that’s possible so I could stop wasting grinding time on it.