Bitches are jealous because I wear better clothes than themTearin' up the party with my boys on the weekendGot more X's in my name than a tic-tac-toe gameAll these river s***s tryin' to get up in my band fameI'm walking down the street and I'm getting lots of staresProbably 'cause everyone is jealous of my hairI'm sick of everybody always claiming that I'm gayPeople walking down the street while I'm riding on a SegwayBitches need to step off Maxx's dick, his dick'Cause at the party I'll be sucking his dick...Mike was just kidding 'bout that last lineWe're not gay or anything, he just couldn't find a rhyme