The most diverse House of Representatives is already the most divisive, thanks to new Dems

The Democrats have spent the last two years whining like spoiled brats with a sense of entitlement that — poor them! — the GOP was in control of all branches of government and they were left with their powerlessness hanging out like old shorts on a broken line.

So what did the new Dems do the very first day they took control of part of one branch? Why, everything they could to destroy themselves and everyone around them. The new, green-green members of Congress got sworn in and immediately made the brats that came before them seem like a gathering of Solomons. In fact, the old hands are like grandparents living with their arrogant, foulmouthed, teenage grandkids who know everything about everything and know nothing about anything.

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For starters, the freshman members of Congress showed up, got sworn in and immediately began behaving exactly like the unhinged megalomaniacal brat in the White House who they want to impeach. In doing so, they proved themselves as dumb as they are inexperienced.

It was all about stealing the spotlight — without regard for the country or the constituents they allegedly represent. They did it without thinking of how important it is to unify the party that had been out of power. The folks who voted for them want representatives who will work to make the country work — not more fractured, dysfunctional fury.

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Take the 15 Dems who wasted their votes for House speaker — most especially shameful grandstander Rep. Anthony Brindisi of upstate New York. Then there was F-bombing Rep. Rashida Tlaib of Michigan. These two aren’t concerned with the party or their constituents — but only with making headlines for themselves. And they did — as a pair of fools.

Brindisi threw his very precious vote for speaker away like rotting six-day-old fish by voting for Joe Biden, who isn’t even in Congress. Ah? Without Pelosi, the Dems would NEVER have regained the House, nor would this yutz be seated in Congress right now.

What can you expect when former state legislator Brindisi lists as a top highlight of his career the Utica school board? Sorry, but you aren’t in Utica anymore.

Then there was Tlaib, who told a crowd at a MoveOn reception Thursday night, “When your son looks at you and says, ‘Mama look, you won, bullies don’t win,’ and I said, ‘Baby they don’t,’ because we’re going to go in there and we’re gonna impeach the motherf---er.”

That’s how you talk to your kid? Who does she think she is, Tony Soprano?

In case Tlaib wasn’t informed beforehand, we have what’s called a constitutional government; one that abides by the laws of this country. There is a process to impeachment, as Pelosi patiently tried to explain to no avail.

Look, I’m thrilled that we now have more women in Congress than ever before, but acting like a wannabe gangsta isn’t the way to be heard — neither for the newly elected women nor their male colleagues. It shows disloyalty to constituents, disdain for those who paved the way, and spells doom for the Democratic Party.

But they’ll all soon learn that Congress IS like “The Sopranos” in one big way. You get two years to prove yourself. Remember Big Pussy? Two years and he was out, done, finished, the end.

Donald’s grammar Viagra: Are those little phallic symbols?

President Trump likes to get to the point — the exclamation point. (Nicholas Kamm / AFP/Getty Images)

It’s only a matter of time before punctuation-challenged Donald Trump signs an executive order to ban the period from sentences in favor of extreme, excessive and unnecessary exclamation points!!!

Because the Twitter-mad madman is always in a heightened state of hysteria, he is convinced that everything he says, thinks or does is so exciting that only several!!! will do!!! (Or maybe they’re subconscious weeny little phallic symbols?!!!)

Whatever the reason, tragically millions of innocent people have caught his highly contagious grammatical unction dysfunction!!! You wouldn’t want his big combover or his little hands, so why do you want his excited tiny tweety points?!!!

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Elizabeth Warren Is a secret Republican

Elizabeth Warren has been very good at covering up the truth. Sure the “Native American” senator may only be 1/64th to 1/1,024th Native American, but she is 100% Republican.

What else would explain someone with 1/64th% to 1/1,024th% chance of winning a presidential election announce her candidacy after making a 1,000% fool of herself by releasing her DNA test? It’s like handing the Republicans another round in the Oval Office.

She acts like the mean substitute teacher who thinks she’ll get her way by yelling at everybody. Somebody already tried that. It didn’t work out so good.