A Scrapbook of Dumb Shit

Inappropriate Del Taco Consumption

Last night I truly outdid myself in overeating at Del Taco. I don’t know if it was from the excitement of seeing Young MC and MC Hammer (and Tone Loc was there as well, but he may be the worst performer in the entire music industry), but I consumed an order of jalapeno rings, a chicken cheddar quesadilla, three soft tacos, a crispy fish taco, and a deluxe order of chili cheese fries. I really do not know what is wrong with me, but I get up to the drive thru menu and all rational thought goes out the window. My stomach hurt so much after consuming this laughable amount of food that I even considered forcing myself to throw up, which I have never thought of as a possibility outside of the modeling industry. But instead of throwing up I thought about the stories of bulimia explained to us in our confirmation meetings, Sean you know what I’m talking about, and laughed myself to sleep with a stomach ache.