Not a honey dripper

If you are in just a little horny mood this toy would probably work for you, but if you are a bit beyond that I would suggest something else. This has no power or stimulation behind it what so ever. If you like flashy things this toy is for you, it would make a great flashlight!

With the intention in mind of this being a clitoral stimulator, I was excited to think I was getting a vibe that has 7 multi-speed functions. I would soon learn this was nothing more then a pretty light show that would flash and speed up with each push of the button, but that's about all that really sped up.

I am a power queen, so if you are as well you may want to look elsewhere or risk serious disappointment. I didn't even have to play around with the settings and it is a good thing I did not or I probably would have thrown it out within the first two minutes of play. I turned it on and held it cupped in my hand to first get a sense of the vibrations, I was excited when I got to the 7th setting which is the maximum speed. Well when it got down to the nitty gritty of it all and I placed this upon my clit, I was instantly sadly disappointed, it felt like a very very light buzz on my clit. I had my hubby try and use it on me, as he has ways of getting non powerful vibes to work on me, but this too was one huge disappointment, I couldn't feel a thing ladies and gents, NOT a thing. I told hubby to stop using it and get another toy because I was becoming very annoyed with this toy.

This toy is NOT meant for vaginal penetration, it is too short and you can risk "losing" it. You can stimulate the anus with this but again it is NOT meant for anal penetration as it is way too short and does not have a flared base for this purpose, so please do not use this for anal insertion or use extreme caution if you do.

I used this along with oral stimulation on my hubby and he didn't seem to mind it at all, but even for stimulating his penis it had to be on the highest setting. So it might have a purpose after all!! But it is more glitz and glam then performance. Truly a "novelty." My hubby stated the lights looked digitized.

It is made of hard plastic, it has a smooth feeling to it, it didn't have any smells when I opened the package.
I was however very disappointed to see the ring is made of jelly, I cannot use this because I have allergies to jelly. That was not mentioned in the product specifications. The fact that it uses 3 LR44 batteries is a turn off too because watch batteries can be pretty costly and generally come in packs of 1 or 2.

The box states it is waterproof and that it has a life time warranty, great to have when you've thrown it across the room half a dozen times! It does come with 3 LR44 batteries to get you started. The box is also a hard plastic case of sorts that you could easily use to store this in when not in use.

It is very easy to clean under warm water with an anti-bacterial soap, or wiped down with alcohol or toy cleaner. It can be used with any lube, I prefer water based lube personally and with the smooth silky feeling of this toy, you wouldn't need much anyway. A drop or 2 on your clit should provide plenty of friction free motion.

It is fairly quiet under the lower settings and could easily be used in bed next to a sleeping partner, on the higher settings it gets a bit louder, I had a fan on, my TV on and I could still hear it, so I am sure it could be heard outside a closed door on the 6th and 7th settings.

it is a bit of a pain to control this if you wanted to use different speeds in between each other, let's say you like speed 3 and 7, you have to click the button each time to get to a different speed, that could be a bit of a mood killer muddling through and finding the speeds you want, and you have to shuffle through all 7 to turn the unit off

Experience

I was left feeling sexually frustrated when it came to this toy. With 7 different speed on this small vibrator I thought this was going to be at least pretty decent, it is small and compact, it has multiple speeds and with it's compact size you would think multiple speeds would make this little honey hum. The only thing humming was me and that was to keep my composure. I can't believe I was aggravated by a sex toy!

My hubby tried and tried to help me along with this one, as he has a nice cupping technique that can get me to cum with less powerful vibrators, but after what felt like an hour I finally had to tell him to find something else to use and that did the trick!

It's not that this was up against me for so long that I lost feeling or went numb to it, I didn't feel anything from out of the gate! Power Queens, this is NOT for you. If you like something with just a little and I mean something that ranks up there with the vibration of a cell phone then this is the toy for you, or if you are just starting out with sex toys and don't know what you like yet, this may be an option for you as well.

Follow-up commentaryI still don't like it3 months after original review

I tried to give this one a shot on several more occasions and it still just frustrated me. I ordered 100 batteries when I got this toy thinking I would be in good supply for awhile, well I will be because I don't use this anymore at all.
It is still in the toy chest but buried on the bottom; it just has a lack of power and luster. If I were rating it on a light show that would be a different matter.
They should have put as much time and effort into the actual vibration as they did the lights, then they probably would have had a toy worth something!

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