Clint Peterson re-wrote the lyrics to The Beatles' "Rocky Raccoon" to tell the story of Ricky Rubio. Here's a taste below, with the complete posting here.

Now somewhere in the blue Mediterranean coast off El Masnou / There lived a young boy named Ricky Raccoon / And one day David Kahn picked up him and Beas / Brought young Ricky o’erseas Ricky didn’t like that / He said I’m not playin’ for them boys / But one day he flew into town / Joined himself a team just ’bout out of steam

Ricky Raccoon checked in with his team / Only to find it’s a lockout

Ricky checked in equipped with a grin / To disarm the D of his rivals...