Please tell us it's just a sticker meant to seal the deal owing to market research that indicates that your average buyer can't overcompensate for personal shortcomings sufficiently by just owning a Porsche that doesn't tell everyone it's a P O R S C H E.

Please sell us a $1,200 Porsche blow dryer so we can feel like we spent enough option money to fix this mess in our own driveways.

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I happened to see my lucky neighbor driving a Porsche yesterday. I felt extremely envious. How come he's driving a Porsche and I'm not? Haha. Well, maybe in the future, he'll be envious of me when he sees me driving a Maserati.