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No seriously, every death in Perl Harbor was at least 2-3 boomers and each boomer was good for between 1-2 Millennials, if not more. More millennials’ lives were erased from the pages of history that day than boomers or Gen-Xers. It’s science.

You play your Maverick card on your Senator, then your Veteran card, then your Brain Tumor card, then your Reactionary card. You have to have a fuck ton of XP though, and even then if the opponent plays a Fading Star or a National Security it fails.

During a panel discussion on the Jemele Hill controversy and the White House calling her to be fired, things took an entirely different turn when sports radio host and provocateur Clay Travis pointed out that he only believes in two things fully.

“I believe in the First Amendment and boobs,” Travis stated.

It took a beat, but host Brooke Baldwin wanted Travis to clarify what he had just said, asking him specifically if he actually sad “boobs.”

“Friends” of Bannon said the shirt thing is something he picked up at military prep school, and that he refers to it as beach fashion. A representative for Benedictine College Preparatory, the Virginia school from which Bannon graduated in 1971, said he didn’t know anything about multiple shirts being worn by students there currently or in the past, but that it was possible. “I don’t know what the uniform was exactly when Mr. Bannon was here,” Mike Forster told me. “It ranges from wearing camouflage fatigues and sometimes dress shirts, or pants and tunics. There’s not multiple shirts.” Forster added that he and Bannon are roughly the same age, “and I remember, when I was in college, there were kids who wore multiple shirts. They’d wear a turtleneck with a shirt and a jacket.” Many of the men featured in a promotional video on the school’s website appear to be wearing at least two shirts at once, which is a start.

“Never two. N-e-v-e-r t-w-o,” his spokesperson said of the exact number of shirts worn by Bannon himself at any given time. “Never one. Certainly n-e-v-e-r o-n-e. And most of the time never two. It’s usually three, he usually has three shirts on.”

If Trump and Kim Jong-un were gonna have a bit of a summit to try and mend relations, and they wanted you to cater, what would you serve?”

“Hemlock!”

And now, I guess some people are upset. Because it’s 2017, and that’s what we do now. We get upset.

Does anybody really think Anthony Bourdain is plotting to kill the President of the United States? It’s a stupid offhand quip he threw out to some TMZ creep in an airport. It’s not a particularly witty joke, but it’s a joke.

If Tranny Bonaduce was investigated by the Secret Service, this so-called “chef” should be investigated as well.