Jane Stillwater- Imagine if George W. Bush had just told Saddam Hussein, “If you don’t immediately give me all your oil, I’m going to threaten to HOLD YOUR HAND!” Perhaps if that had happened, we would have re-written history– and all too many Americans

By: Neonorth- “C’mon and scream, you stupid fuck!” Shay-Lynn commanded through gritted teeth. Didn’t Raymond realize by now that she was stronger than he was; there was no way his skinny ass was going to pull him out?

By: Neonorth-A tinge of saffron scented the après dawn sky though Jackie, her sunken hazel eyes rolled back, half collapsed against the wall with the tin foil covering the small pane of glass save for the thin slit one inch by four inch long that had only a moment before been created by her ring dragging across it, was far too busy choking on her own vomit to notice it.

I have seen the future. It had rubber tits and talked about football. It came in five types of personalities. One of the most advanced pieces of technology on Earth. A sexdroid. The prospect of a full-contact, virtual “girlfriend experience” was finally within reach. And for 7,000 US, these 120 lbs of pure, unconditional love could be mine… pending regular tech support, of course.