4/05/2007

Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt, Part 3741 (Darfur Edition):Because in her latest "column" (if by "column," you mean, "the shit swirls and coloring book scribbles of a deranged, spasmodic demi-infant"), she actually says that Darfur is "a country from which no one anticipates terrorism anytime in the next millennium." It is the kind of statement, published in hundreds of newspapers and websites, gleefully repeated by troglodytes with no actual opinion to call their own, that ought to have a person permanently banned from all writing and speaking gigs unless they involve a wooden box and a street corner. While we shouldn't give a fuck about the context of such a blatantly batshit nutzoid statement, Coulter was saying that Democrats would rather invade Darfur to stop the genocide than invade Iraq. Did that make a difference? Not really.

Let's do this quickly, shall we? Darfur - not a "country." It's part of Sudan. Sudan gave al-Qaeda the support - in allowing terrorist training camps there, among other things - to carry out the attack on the U.S.S. Cole in 2000. Osama bin Laden once had headquarters in Khartoum. There is no doubt that Sudan is deeply enmeshed in terrorist financing and other activities.

Leaving out that any editor worth a happy monkey fuck should have caught the error in Darfur being called a "country" in a nationally-syndicated column, it truly boggles the fuckin' mind, as it always does, as to why this ridiculous clown of a cunt beast is allowed to fart her babblings into the air.