Karl was pretty sure this outfit would score big with the ladies at Bang tonight. He tried the rockabilly look last weekend and didn't have much luck. But girls like that wimpy Jason Mrazish, maybe gay, maybe not thing, don't they?

His name is Egbert. He is X-Amish. His parents were little people. They died in the floods of '87. Shortly after he left the Amish and moved to Florida where he turned tricks for cash.

Now he writes poetry and reads it to audiences of thousands in Europe's super clubs. He single handedly changed party culture from endless nights of mind numbing trance to evenings of contemplation. All his poems are about rabbits, and it is OK if a DJ plays the odd beat at certain points in the poems. Euro-hipsters orgy before his stanzas.

He single handedly destroyed DJ Tiesto, who is now teaching banjo lessons in Tahiti.

Both friends and enemies call him Birdy. Birdy's getting out of the joint first thing tomorrow morning.

Birdy did anything he could to stay alive during the past five years. A convicted computer hacker, Birdy prefers working with Macs but realizes he needs to broaden his horizons and consider expanding to using Windows.

INT. PRISON CELL - NIGHT

Birdy rubs the lenses of his glasses with his shirt...

TEABAGSomething's wrong. I cansmell it.

BIRDYNo way Facetia would fuckyou over. Not you.

Birdy replaces his glasses over his eyes.

TEABAGI haven't heard from herin over a week.

BIRDYYou will... You will.

Teabag snatches the polaroid of Facetia off his wall.

TEABAGI know. First thingtomorrow, you're gonnafind her and get heron the phone.

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