Stuff Hmong People Like List

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You know you’re hmong when…
1. you/your parents owns a propane cooker in the garage.
2. you crave papaya salad every now and then.
3. Curry noodle nite is a big deal.
4. your weekends are booked with cow killing parties.
5. you know what a hmong knife is…
6. you have colored hair and you are automatically a gangster.
7. you try to be something you are not (EX. korean)
8. you watch hmong dubbed korean, thai, chinese, hindi movies/dramas.
9. you call everyone an FOB, even though you are one yourself.
10. you drink three days..two nites at a wedding.
11. you promise to kill and animal to heal someone.
12. someone comes to barrow money and you lie that you don’t have any.
13. your parents say that you don’t love them enough.
14. your parents say that you came to this country to get an education.
15. you crave laab.
16. you watch those corny but cool Hmong Action Movies.
17. you know how to bring on the Chai Vang.
18. you have seen atleast one Hmong dubbed Kamen Rider episode/movie.
19. you have seen your mom walking around the house topless some time duirng your life time.
20. you have seen your father walking around the house topless some time during your life time.
21. you go to the Soccor/Volley Ball Tornaments!!
22. you crave tapioka in a cup with ice.
23. there are large amounts of watermelons at your family picnics.
24. there is rice at every meal, and if there isn’t, you feel as if the meal is incomplete.
25. eating out was a big deal.
26. a $3,000 car was too expensive.
27. a bride is $5,000 and up.
28. you have eaten boiled chicken, sticky rice
29. the coolest and biggest fish you have ever caught was a carp
30. You enter the house and trip on a pile of shoes [Yer Xiong (Lafollette High School)]
31. You don’t use the front door.
32. you know you’re hmong if you/your family owns more than one Toyota.
33. your family owns big pots that can fit your baby brother. [31 & 32 Bee Yang (Wisc Stevens Point) wrote]
34. “i’m african, but my boy is hmong, so that makes him african too and makes me hmong.” Pedro Kialanda (Trinity Christian) wrote.
35. You think 5’8″ is REALLY tall for a Hmong guy and we all run on “Hmong time” or at least know what that is…Pa Yiar Khang (Wisconsin) wrote.
36. u kno u hmong if u in this group, Chiey Cha (Wisconsin) wrote.
37. when you can recognize another hmong person,the mini-van is overstuffed with one too many people, either you or someone you know takes a gazillion of those studio wallet pictures, and when your mother owns a lot of those flower decorated dinner plates, See Her (Wayne State MI) wrote.
38. When any member of your family is watching TV [the news in particular], and whenever they hear the word HMONG on television, they scream out…”Hmoob os Hmoob os!!! Hmoob nyob ntawm TV os!!! Then the entire family comes running to see what it’s all about, Lue Vang (Wisc Stevens Point) wrote.
39. WHEN YOU WALK IN A HOUSE AND YOU SEE BED SHEETS USED AS CURTAINS ….Douatchi Vue (NWTC) wrote.
40. when you’re last name is Thao, Xiong, Vang, Yang, Her, Chang, Lee, Lor, Cha, etc…” you know..the 18-some clans, Zong Thao (Lafollette High School) wrote.
41. You know it’s a hmong house when the curtains are tied and there’s poppy growing out in the front/back yard…and weird swords hanging over the door…or a hundred kids screaming from the inside, KaBao Lee (Wisc Whitewater) wrote.
42. When you walk into a home and there’s shaman money hanging on each door, when your family goes to a buffet and your mom lies that you’re only 10 when you’re really 14, when you’re mom puts water, rice, and pepper in a bowl, pokes your fingers, toes, head, and neck with a needle, and tells you you’ll be cured now from your illness, you’re remember your mom replaced your earrings with sewing string, and when you eat meals with water in your in you’re rice, Ntxheng-yeng Thao (Wisconsin) wrote.
43. Your parents compare who has the worst kids, You have a rice cooker and buy 100 lbs. of rice every month, Pa Houa Yang Wisconsin Milwaukee ’08 wrote.http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2215420212

Why are Hmongs so selfish and seriously live with many people when they have good jobs they dont do much for their kids and parenting skills suck no parent involvement. And they cheat the welfare and medical system, put bank accounts and other accounts in Their children’s names when they ruin their credit. They are about what they can get from who.

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