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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Thanking My Married Stars

I got this in an email from a friend. There are different back-stories attached to it; some from Canada, some from Australia. But apparently this guy was hitting on a woman when she was out with her friends. She ends up giving him her business card. He calls her twice. And then he gives me a much greater appreciation for no longer being single...

Favorite lines:"Call me when you get the courage.""If you've got issues, any psychological issues...I'm not interested. But if you're psychologically normal..."

Are these calls real??? Seriously he has serious problems and needs some counseling on how to approach a woman. I think it is crazy how he treats it like a business deal. Crazy man!!!! What woman in their right mind would call back after his rant on psychological issues.

This was so funny! Yeah, that would actually be very scary to come home from work and hear THAT on your machine. Hopefully, she didn't give him the right number to being with. Then whoever was getting these messages were just laughing not being afraid or being abused as a child LOL!

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