No offense to Autumn Haze and Malorie Marx, who do a good job of double-teaming "professor" Lee Stone in the first scene (even if Autumn seems a bit in pain during that anal mish insertion). But it's when super-seductive Sugar Kaine lays the charm on John West in scene two that this tape really takes off.

Sugar's looking for tennis lessons - or something else - and invites John over to give them to her and meet her parents, who are suspiciously absent when he shows up. But in her short, lacy outfit, Sugar's ready for some sort of lesson, which starts with tit licks in the kitchen, progresses to an energetic cowgirl ride on the couch, side-saddle, then into her ass doggie style. A brief stopover for A2M, continues with anal mish, and a splooge right on the busty blonde's tongue.

Equally good is the finale, this time with Ashley Blue getting the tennis lessons from Mr. West. But it's clear she isn't really interested in tennis balls when she wangles his wanker from his pants and proceeds to suck. The b.j. continues in her apartment, but it's not clear that the cute brunette is loving it all, until West plants his mouth on her pussy, and she can't stop talking about how much she loves it. The following doggie and cowgirl actions are interrupted briefly for a little dick-sucking, but when Ashley dildos her ass, it's clear she's ready for something both harder and softer. That turns out to be anal mish and anal cowgirl, with a bit of A2M in between, before the oral finale.

Fact is, all the scenes on this tape are damned good, even if no particular one is nom-worthy. Still, we have no hesitation in pre-nomming Fast Times At Deep Crack High 8 for Best Anal Feature.