LILMGOTW – Mount Your Friends

Somehow this game manages to be saner than its name. Rather than being some odd sex game, this is a perfectly sensible game where you try to reach the sky by climbing on your friends to form a human chain – all while balancing from a goat of course.

Similar to something like Surgery Simulator or QWOP, the hilariously awkward controls are what makes this game. Each button on your controller represents a different limb and you have to awkwardly clamber your way to where you want.

The elephant in the room is definitely that crotch area. The helicopter-dick in a tight looking thong doesn’t seem physically realistic – but somehow, it just works for this game.

This game is a lot of fun for groups. As play is in turns instead of simultaneous the game will let you share controllers and pass around – ideal for when you have large groups and not many controllers.

Ease of play – 5/5. The controls are awkward and horrible – just the way they are meant to be!
Graphics – 4/5. Basic and clean. Nice style – dodgy crotch !
Social Aspect – 5/5. Lots of banter and competitive play. Can be frustrating when there’s a skill mismatch.
Story Line – NA/5. Doesn’t really have one, nor any obvious explanation of what’s going on – and that’s okay.
Value – 5/5. At £3.99 and often on sale, this game is great value.
Reliability – 5/5. Works well with many resolutions and screen set ups.

Overall – LILMGS – 4/5. Game is great fun. It gets pretty samey quite quickly but it’s a great game to get out and play.