You know, it's such a shame that it's so hard to find good, honest legal help these days.See, the problem with my brother and me is we're recidivists--Habitual criminal offenders. No attorney wants to go near us. I gotta find him a lawyer, and I don't know what I'm gonna do...

The D.A. was BurgerThe cop was TraggDella was the secretaryDrake sat on the desk with Perry