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Behold Oh People The Blessed One’s New Miracle

Emboldened by the success of his two previous attempts Obama has just accomplished his most miraculous miracle of to date. At first he gave insurance to just one million people . Following that he turned petrol form a pollutant a sparkling clean form of energy. But those two miraculous miracles pale in caparison to his latest wonder. With one breath Obama found insurance for 17,000, 000 people ( that would be ten million for you liberals. Practice does indeed make perfect.

Blessed days we live in indeed when we elected not a man but a sort of “God above the world” who can give insurance to 17 million people in one swift sentence and cause news commentators to have excitements running down their hlegs.

At this rate we’ll have full insurance in no time and no need to sped ourselves into oblivion for communist medicine.

Here is a full description of Obama’s miraculous miracle.

“There are now more than 30 million American citizens who cannot get coverage,” Obama said on Wednesday. Back in August, he had said: “We’ve got 46-47 million people without health insurance in our country.” Source