10 Times Cats Didn't Give A Single Damn

Cats are known for being stoic, insolent little bastards, who expect nothing less than unconditional, undeniable, unrestrained love in return. And we mere humans can only obey their every desire, even when our number one companion gives zero damns about our lives.

#1 - That time you needed to print something urgently.
Oh, you need to use the printer? Well too bad, it just happens to be one of the warmest places in the house and no one likes a warm place like a sleepy cat.

#6 - That time there were assigned beds.
Oh, cool- assigned beds! DIBS ON THE BIG ONE! Assigned beds are so cool, for some reason they keep giving the dog a tiny basket (I guess that means they don't love him).

#7 - That time an alligator tried to steal the chicken.
I've never been one to discriminate enemies based on their size. A cat, after all is fearless and obviously superior to any other being on earth.

#9 - That time there was a new sprout.
It's your own fault for bringing new plants into the house. If your three-year-old bamboo didn't make it, what makes you think these seedlings will survive. You know I need my vitamin D.