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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Mike: Mike Who?

Mike Chiesl is a 31 year old marine from California and he looks like a foot compared to Matt. It's not his fault really. It's CBS' fault for putting him in the line-up right after sparkly glittery Matt.

Mike says a lot of marine things and quotes a lot of marine stuff. His dad was a marine. His grandpa was a marine. His cat was a marine. Marine, marine, marine! I suppose if I came from a military family this stuff might be interesting, but it just isn't. I'd rather talk about what volumizer Matt uses. I'll bet it's Aveda.

3 comments:

Well, they wouldn't let me be a marine. They found out my parents were married when I was conceived.

That aside, officers like Mike were the ones who got fragged by their own troops back in my time in the army. Marines don't "smile, and project a positive image." They're gruff old SOB's like R. Lee Ermey.