Huzzah, have some Art.
Each and everything below was Requested by you kind folks. While it
is true I didn't get to as many of your requests as I would have liked, I
hope you're happy. If I didn't get to your request just know that
I'm keeping the ones I didn't use...really I hate that I ran out of time.
Enough words, let's have some pictures!

Here they are in
no particular order:

Our Borg Again Savior
(Fighting Cthulhu)

Frogemoth!

GenCon 2010 has a theme
that's all about Vampires and Fetish wear. Here's my quick rendition
of it.

Pumpkin Tree

Did you know the
Dinoriders toy line had a 4th series that included a Neanderthal using a
Giant Sloth as a Weapons Platform? Me neither.

Someone's Kingdom of
Loathing Character

Mr. Stitchface

"Life on Snaiad" is
awesome and the above is very, very true.

"I want to be a DinoRider"
(Sold)

Fast Food Terrorism?

Alien Spiral

"I can do your Taxes!"

Did you know in the game
Breath of Fire there's a terrible character who, besides letting you
explore under the sea, is really only good at math. I oversimplify,
but really, not many games let you recruit an accountant.

A generic Beholder
request turned into something horrible. I won't spell it out but the above
is an amalgam of the D&D for Kids Adventure Beholder Art and the miracle
of Fertilization.

Happy Birthday,
7-year-old girl who told her dad that I paint good skeletons.

ShyGuy Spirited Away

"Design a Palm Pilot
Mascot"

I got a LOT of Hentai/Tentacle
Oh God No requests and a friend jokingly brought over a tape of the
subject material. While it's totally not my thing, I hope he doesn't mind
that I painted this on the back of the box.

Depressing Fairy Tale
(But Accurate)

Monsterpocalypse
Maternity

Tofunicorn (Sold)

Angry Bat Hippo (Sold)

Librarian attacked by
Book (Sold)

Librarian Attacked by
Book #2 (Sold)

Modest Mexican Wrestler

Mortasheen's Smolderon

Black Puddy Trophy

Praying Mantis Zombie
(Sold)

Lockjaw

Ur-Quan Master

Swinging from a Flumph
Chandelier (Sold)

Air Head

Witch Betrayed

Warlock Versus Paladin,
Volcano Nearby

Long-Eared Rabbit

Unlucky Charms

Mortasheen's Fangatan

Gigan

Shmoo (GenCon Reference,
the Cool Kids will get it) (Sold)

My first D&D Character
ever, which I played in 2008, was the stereotypical Half-Orc Fighter named
Puppet. Well, maybe he wasn't completely stereotypical, as his back story
(seen above) elaborates on the logic behind why he became the Faceless
Man.

Ween....thing. I
couldn't scan this because it's made of Neon Paint and Scanners don't
believe in Neon. (Sold)

Chrono Trigger Sir Frog

Goku

Eloquent Zombie (Sold)

An Uncomfortable Chair

Parasitic Rat

Love Leech (Sold)

Communist Zombie (Sold)

The Monarch

Russian Doll Golem

Bluespawn Godslayer
riding a Unicorn (Sold)

My Good Alignment lets me
get away with Murder

Freakazoid

Robotic Unicorn

Team Fortress 2

For Kicks, I painted an
oversized Die and converted it into a "Hit Location" Die...meaning you can
roll it and it'll tell you where you stabbed the bad guy. I'm weird,
I know. (Apologies for the Out-of-Focus Above, I need to post a
better picture.) (Sold)

Lemonhead's Birthday (Sold)

Hellcow (A real character
from Marvel Comics) (Sold)

Two Cats (Sold)

Yet another uncomfortable
chair

Mindflayer riding a
Beholder (Sold)

Well, Driving, really.

Man Strangled by his own
Tie combined with the request "Oscillating Fan"

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot

Pink Octopus Playland
(Sold)

Hedgehog (Sold)

Battle for the Horn

BattleBeasts (Fire Burns
Wood!)

If you recognize what
this picture is all about, you are a huge nerd. Judoon & Giff love
tryst indeed.

Thor, the Frog

Sakura

Maxi demanded I paint a
sexually tense meeting between her and Tank Girl

"The Most Bad Ass Thing
I've ever done in D&D: My Warforged beating a Vampire to death with his
own Coffin."

Wheedle (Sold)

Dinoriders was such a
weird show.

Warrior Riding a
Dinosaur, wielding another Dinosaur.

(Also, the Rider and
Mount are dating now, the little guy is the Ex-Boyfriend.)

Sesame Street Cubed

Hippy

V-Dentata

Alice Cooper (and Kermit
from that awesome Halloween Muppet Show episode where they met) (Sold)

Bad Moon

So there you go.
I'm tired but here's a few thoughts. I didn't get as much done as
I'd hoped but that kind of makes sense, since I did my best to still live
a normal life while doing this, something I didn't care about so much for
previous Art Crashes. Beyond that I hope you enjoyed the experiment.
I said this during the process but I'll repeat it here: This Art Crash put
quality over quantity. Sure, it's still not my best stuff and a lot
of it is super-cartoony but there aren't a lot of pieces that I wouldn't
be proud to share, unlike previous Crashes. The 100% Request thing
is also Novel, since usually I go off on long tangents for myself on easy
to paint topics (Mega Man Robot Masters, Clowns). Oh and since this
was rather spontaneous I'm going to save the Celebrity Requests and give
them their own Art Crash further down the Road. Celebrities: My apologies.
It was fun to do this and it's weird how by the 4th day you really have
the rhythm down and then it becomes harder to stop. I look outside
today and I feel like I've adapted to life on my couch painting.
Which is, as previously stated, kinda weird.

-Jared

PS: I'm going to
try to do the Request-heavy Art Crash once a Year, maybe even during this
time of year. I need to get back into the habit of this and
it's a good way to pay you folks back for what you've done for me over the
years.

One more thing again to
the folks that didn't get their Request: I drew a LOT more than what you
see here. There's a Cthulhu Duck, a Hyper Watercolor Joker, a Fairy
who was meant to be made of dead butterflies, lots of stuff (I may post
the list)...that just had to be shelved thanks to lack of time.
Remember that Quality over Quantity thing? I meant it. Some of your
Requests required too much time and I didn't want to do a Half-Ass Job.
Also a few of them required a little too much research...which is a little
bit my fault. I just don't have time to read a Manga comic in the
middle of the marathon and I didn't think of doing so before things went
underway. But I digress; the paintings will show up later on the Strange
Art page further down the road.

Monday, 7PM: Have
another Preview as I scramble to finish up the Crash.

Technically this was my
idea but after mentioning it on a forum I forgot about it.
One kind Monsterpocalypse player reminded me and, well, here you go.

Monday, 10AM: I've
learned a lot about how I work these days...and the terrible thing about
big Art Crashes is that they take a few days to really get into the rhythm
of them. Problem is, I have other crap to do. I'll be wrapping
up the Art Crash a day late because as of this morning I still have about
40 pieces to touch-up. It's do-able, but a big part of this Art
Crash was proving to myself I could do this and NOT destroy myself in the
process. Sleep, I choose you. (It's Super-Effective)

In the meantime, here's
one request: "AirHead"

I've got a lot of scanning to do,
so keep your eyes peeled. Sometime between later tonight and Tuesday
afternoon I plan on posting up everything. Right now I think the
total is a low 120 paintings, but really, I haven't counted for a few days
now. See you soon!

Sunday at some ungodly
early hour: Lots of stuff getting ready for Monday Night's sharing of all
things Art Crash. No time to scan much, so here's 2 that were done a
few days ago.

Friday...um....Ok fine
it's Saturday 5am: I'm too tired to write clever things. Need
to sleep because I can't work anymore. Here's a preview of the doom
to come over the weekend:

Thursday 11pm: Despite
some things distracting me yesterday, we have hit the doom that is Phase
3. What is Phase 3 you ask? All my inking is done and things
start getting finishing rapid fire one after the other. Need some
Proof?

Can you see your request? I know I
can.

Wednesday 11am: I've got
109 Requests Drawn and I'm just inking/splatter painting like a fiend.
Most likely won't have much to show until late tonight or early tomorrow,
so please enjoy a sketch of a Gyroscopic Geisha, as Requested.

Tuesday 9pm: I'm doing
this differently this year....instead of finishing one after the other,
I'm drawing EVERYTHING (or at least the 100 piece minimum) followed by
general inking, painting, gluing dead bugs to them, or whatever they may
need. So not much to share yet, but right now about 30 Hours into
the Crash I have more than 80 of your requests done. As such, here's
something to tide you over until tomorrow/later tonight:

PS: The reason I put the
Twitter Link on this page is that while I'm not proud of my habitual use
of the damn thing, it is the easiest and fastest way to share stuff when
time is of the essence. Just saying....the news about the Crash is
Fresher there because it doesn't take me the extra few minutes to edit the
website. Ack, even this text has gotten too long, gotta run!
:dives back into the fray:

Monday 8pm: Taking
a Short Break (been drawing/sketching most of the day) and figured I'd
share one of stranger things I was challenged to do.

Click the Thumbnail to see how well I draw with my
eyes closed. Those are the "Best" 4, I'll admit. The other 3
didn't...well, even when you draw by touch mistakes can happen. And
yes, I cheated by doing gray shading with my eyes open. I'm a
cheater, but still happy with how these came out. That said, back to
work!

I'll try to keep this
simple. I haven't done an official Art Crash for about 4 years.
As such, my audience (you guys & girls) has mutated and grown and a
significant number of you don't even know what an Art Crash IS. An
Art Crash is a painting marathon that ends when I pretty much fall over
and can't paint any more. They've evolved over the years, sometimes
being one project (Dangerous Delves or "Jerome is Special") to just being
totally psychotic and painting everything you guys request for 300 hours
with minimal sleep. (Scroll Down to see some examples of Past Art
Crashes, including the infamous Tequila Art Smash.) Anyway, so
here's the deal:

On June 14th
I'm going to start Painting.

When will I stop?
Not until at least a week's gone by, I know that much.

I'd do it sooner but I'm
still getting organized and I don't have enough Celebrity Requests Yet.
(Yes, in previous Art Crashes I've gotten requests from the MST3k Crew,
American McGee, Joe Bob Briggs, Scott McCloud, Christopher Moore, Terry
Pratchett's Lawyer and the like and I hope to do so again.) Update:
Crapsticks, I forgot to do this and it's too late. Next time guys, I
swear.

What will I be painting?

Anything. Just
like previous Art Crashes, I'll do my best to paint as many of the
Requests I get as possible. In 2006 I received over 500 of them and
I was able to knock out 314 of them, so I do have a bit of a work ethic
when it comes to psycho painting marathons.

So yes, SEND ME YOUR
REQUESTS.

You can email them to me
at
Jared@Headinjurytheater.com, just remember to include "Art Crash"
somewhere in the subject line. (Twitter works too, if one is so
inclined to Twit.) I'll post all the Requests here at the End of each Day
so you too can see the horrors that lie before me and, in turn, you as
well. They'll go right here, so if you're morbidly curious check
back every now and then. Oh and when I start posting paintings,
that'll go here as well, so um...keep watching this space?

How much will I be
painting?

Well, in previous years
I've tried to do one painting an hour. Problem is I have higher
standards now and, well, yeah. I'm being a bit more relaxed this
time around...saying that by the end of the Crash I'll have somewhere
between 100 and 200 of your requests painted. Bad by my old
standards but still pretty good, right?

Oh, the $ issue.
No, if you request something you don't have to buy it. In fact, I
often offer anything and everything I paint at some sort of insanely low
price. So if you see something you like you CAN buy it on the cheap
but you don't have to. If you've been wanting to see me paint one of your
ideas but don't want to dish out the coin, this'll be your chance.

UPDATE: IT'S TIME
TO TALK ABOUT GHETTO-CHEAP ART!

When I started this, my
goal was to paint as much as possible and get Art to folks as easily as
possible. While my rates have gone up over the years, I still want
to get back to my roots and that's why I'm officially announcing that
anything painted as part of this Art Crash will be for sale at the price
of $25.
That's embarrassingly low for me, literally 1/3 or 1/4th what I get for my
average painting these days. As such, and please take note: This Price Will Only Be Available from the
moment the Art Crash Starts and will no longer be available after June
28th. So remember, if I don't
get an email from you asking about a particular piece, then my normal
rates apply. Think of it as a Creative Clearance Sale. :sigh:
God I hate talking about money. Point is, this Art Crash is to whip
me into shape and serves the dual purpose of also letting a lot of folks
buy stuff who, well, couldn't usually swing it. Yes, I'm looking at
you Ramen-Eating College kid who keeps sending me emails that end with
frowning emoticons.

(Oh and it's $8 shipping
anywhere in the World. The Joys of the German Post Office.)

A word of Warning:
Remember, this whole thing is an Art Experiment. If you like
something you see, that's great but don't expect every piece created
during the Crash to be up to my normal standards. I say this because
someone is already asking if they can commission me for my Art Crash
prices. No, so very, very no. I'll take requests, but what I
do with them is up to the whims of my diseased brain. Also, know
that I can't paint anything associated with any of the secret projects
that I've been working on. They're secret so I can't, well, tell you
what not to request, but if your request isn't listed below, that might be
a hint. Maybe.

And there you go.
Scroll Down to see previous Art Crashes, just to get an idea about the
horror lurking on the horizon. See you guys soon and know that if
the Art Crash kills me, you'll have played a part in it. You can't
beat that, really.

-Jared

"who is doing this (in
part) to make up for all the Secret Projects he's been working on that
means no new Art for you boys & girls"

REQUESTS Received as of
June 14th! (List will no longer Update as organizing stuff takes too
much time when I'll be painting. Feel Free to Email me your requests
all the same.)

The Final Struggle Between Good
& Evil (This is what Happens when you accept requests on a Forum)

Jared I still have your
Business Card

Bowl of Milk with Monster

Dyslexic Ponies at a Letter
Juggling Spelling Bee

Boognish Rising up the Hill

Draw what you are thinking of
right now (Now? It’s a Killer Oscillating Fan.)

“Oh God the Rats…draw your
Screen Name in the flesh”

Something Infinitely Recursive

Wolves on a Space Station

“Paint a famous painter from
anywhere in history painting Sesame Street fanart”

Utter Bliss

Freakazoid (or Maybe Candlejack,
he smells like poo gas)

Dark Crystal

This guy versus a Pokemon

Zombie Children or even maybe
Undead Babies

“Paint me some Bogleech
Mortasheen, Bitch!”

“Cyborg Jesus katana fighting
Cthulhu in the mushroom kingdom with catgirls and ninja chupacabras
fighting in the backround. Also work in the killer rabbit from Monty
Python.”

Person Dissecting Themselves

Something to do with
Strangulation (Can you guess that the last 2 came from the same person?)

“Boognish Painting…Ween demands
it!”

Dragons in Spaaaaaaaaaace!

A warrior riding a dinosaur,
wielding a smaller dinosaur

Narwhal versus Unicorn: Battle
for Hornal Supremacy

Deadpool making sweet Love to
an Ankh

Bluespawn Godslayer riding a
Unicorn in the Feywild

“What does the D&D Twitter Hive
Mind look like”

“A female fighter
bench-pressing a boar as part of a skill challenge with three ghosts
looking on in disapproval (she failed).”

Vagina Dentata (from the movie
Teeth! Oh No!)

The Monarch

Mystery Science Theater 3000
(Mike forever!)

Brock Samson vs. Wolverine

Weasels from Wind in the
Willows (Not Roger Rabbit?)

Yog-Sothoth at a DEVO Concert

2 Giant Squids in a Chainsaw
Fight in Atlantis

“Godzilla vs. the Millennium
Falcon (maybe with the Crab from Jerome is Special in there?)”

Orangutan from Discworld

Something Opera Related, maybe
Willy Loman horror?

“Sexy, Shoeless, God of War (as
in OOTS)” (Dear God I’m almost afraid to Google “Oots” (rhymes with Poots
and Woots) to find out what you’re referring to. )

Ged from Wizard of Earthsea
battling his shadow

What went n in the Bag of
Dragon Figurines from Goblet of Fire

Changeling: The Lost

Visual Puns for Bird Brain,
Garden hose, and/or French Fries

Phantom of the Opera: Fetish
Masks

Zombie Giraffe Baby

Zombie with mutated praying
mantis arms

Cow with Bell & Bazooka
shooting a flying saucer

“Marilyn Manson is my life
coach in Dreams”

“Why you should exercise
caution when stealing bags of holding. (for the record, my brother's got a
half-orc barbarian princess who carries five dead men, four dead women,
two dead children, three dead cats and thirteen human skulls in a bag of
holding, but I'm sure you could store a variety of other horrors in there
too if so inclined.)”

Candyland Orgy (I say, I seem
to be stuck in the Chocolate Swamp, Oh no!)

Man Scared of Oven

“A tall skinny young man
sitting across a royalty chair. He wears a scruffy beard and a twisted,
pointy mustaches. He is surrounded by gold and is drinking from a flask.”

Ghost of M. Jackson

The Abyss Also Gazes Into You

Mechagodzilla, non-sexual

Death Machine! The Movie!

“If Jared designed a Catgirl,
what would it look like?”

The Geist Enemies from Bullet
Witch

Doctor Franken Stein from Soul
Eater

Doctor Carnage

Something BLUE

The First Word that pops into
your head after reading this Prompt. (Which was Deep)

Lemon Demon, the Band or
Monster?

Brain Blessed

Alisia Dragoon, an obscure
Genesis Game

That Guy with Glasses (Steven
Hawking?)

Old Freddy vs New Freddy

Voltaire, the Man

“Two fictional characters of
mine. One's a pale 6'2" brunet dressed in a Rock/Horror T-Shirt, goggles,
finergless gloves, pants and a white Trench Coat; part cyberpunk overlord,
part creepy stalker, part egomaniac DM. (Lawful Evil) The other's a 5'10",
one-eyed magic-user with a bad nineties goatee, usually sporting a dark
suit. Generally just loves "messing poop" up and other troublemaking.
(Chaotic Neutral) They hate each other's guts.”

A guy riding a Flumph in Combat

Oil Leak off the Gulf Coast
being Clogged by Dagon/Releasing Lovecraftian Horrors upon the World

Maniacal Toast threatening
Crazy Butter with Insane Knife

Tankgirl & a Friend of mine
killing heteronormativity in a playful way but with sexual tension (Dear
Maxi, I am afraid to paint your comic book-themed sexual fantasies)

H.P. Lovecraft, Cyborg

The Tall Man, from Phantasm

“Is my color blue the same as
your color blue?”

Techno Pygmies

Vampire Dragon who vomits Rats
& Spiders who are also Vampires

“as seen from above football
(soccer) players playing 'tonsil' hockey in a stadium where the crowd are
rows of teeth akin to those of the coneheads at the dentist... if you get
what i mean”

“GZVA”

Ichigo at the Salon getting his
hair dyed next to Naruto

Babies putting Gummybears in a
Blender (Screaming here and there and everywhere)

“superman triping on his cape
and falling into batmans crotch face first and slapping wonderwomens
breast as robin screams in horror in the back ground..”

Gay Mafia (Which was actually
an Antagonist Group in a Game I ran back in 2003)

File Cabinet of Doom

Russia as the Red-Headed
Stepchild of Europe (A Request, not Jared’s opinion, I swear)

Hitler, Napoleon, & Nero
Playing Rock Paper Scissors

Room full of Happy Thoughts
surrounded by an army of Post-Its

“cinderella taking on snow
white with hitori hanzo swords in the mix, like that scene from kill bill
in the snow with O-Ren Ishii.”

Most Badass Moment of D&D
Career: Warforged beating a Vampire to death with his own coffin.

“D&D character: His name is
Kamenai and he is a Tiefling (Specifically, a descendent of blue Abshai)
cleric of Bahamut (Long story on why he isn't a Tiamat worshipper),
good-aligned, wears leather armor, and carries a bastard sword and a +2
Symbol of Life.”

Froghemoth (pronounced via the
Sephiroth Choir Frog-He-MOTH!)

“A Picture of your next
Article/Movie Review because your fans are sick of Art taking priority
over your writing.”

Medusa Vs. Chihuahua

WH4K Space Marines (Any Chapter
besides Chaos)

Kobolds on a Plane

Ender throwing Yuber into a
Tree (Characters, don’t ask)

Spartan Defense, a Government
Defense Agency, wants something in their Break Room

Parasitic Rat

Man Attacked by NeckTie

Combine Elite

Radioactive Superhero

Impractical Chair

Steam-Powered Robot

Hero wielding Blender

Caveman Ghoul

Depressing Fairy Tale

Cosmic Horrors Playing Poker

Traveling City

Victorian Woman

Vicious Tree

Werewolf Vs. Zombies (Arggh,
he’s burying us in the backyard….brains!)

Alien Vikings

Greek Pantheon

Rock Em Sock Em Robots

OCD

Lithium is Candy

“I'd like to see an
anthropomorphic rabbit-girl (maybe 8 years old or so, white fur, blue
eyes, adorable, white and blue clothing) sitting on the shoulder/upper-arm
of a normal human man (about 20 years old, black hair, caucasian but
slightly tanned). And alot of characters in anthro art have both fur *and*
hair, but I'd like the girl to only have the fur.”

David Wants me to paint Josh.
Embarrassment and Shame will Ensues.

Cyborg ManPig, also known as
Cy-Boar

Cthulhu The Duck

Zombie Bears

Dire Dwarf Unicorn Prison Golem

Zombie Were-prechaun-pire. To
clarify: A Leprechaun Bitten by a Werewolf, who gets bitten by a Vampire.

Goku from Dragon Ball Z

Shmoo, the Unstoppable

Genitalia (the answer is No,
but this list must be complete)

Gyroscopic Geisha

Favorite Comic Character

Least Favorite Comic Character

Your 1st D&D
Character

The Snakes Eating their Own
Tail thing

flying pikachu

Slenderman

Hyper-Tattoo-Sensei-Joker

“My Tabletop character
Ragnhilder (Raggy) lifting a skeleton Knight over her head: Raggy is
about 6 feet tall, pale, has dirty robes on, an acid
resisting cape/belt combo, a headband, an axe, has long scraggly ice
blue hair, and is an ex-gladiator/wrestler/entertainment slave.”

Buddha vs. God

“Something from Chrono Trigger
or Breast of Fire 2” (typo mine, but I’m amused so I leave it.)

Glenn Beck Vs. T-rex

Mutant Twitter Bird

Russian Doll Golem

“Yo Muthaship So Fat” (O_O)

Superman: Dictator for Life

Rabid Clown mauling a Flamingo

Ahiru from Princess Tutu and
Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club, dancing a waltz. One’s a girl in
disquise and the other’s a duck. Holy bejeezus.

Anything from Uzumaki

The Death of Rats, from
Discworld

“Paint my friend and I as a
warlock/Necromancer (in red) and a Paladin (white steel) dueling on a
mountantop?

Draw my Kitties, Mr. Peanut &
Don Juan.

Y’s Daughter as a Zombie
Princess

“Illustrate something based on
my D&D Horror Stories”

Mr. Mascaro (Link)

Sociophobia

Pumpkin Tree

Blökenröhr

“Something from Star Control
2/The Ur-quan Masters” (?)

Sakura Taisen (or Sakura Wars)

King of the Kobolds (Not Meepo)

Zombie Communists (Actually, I
ran a came of “It came from the Late, Late, Late Show called “Commie
Zombie Siss-boom-bah!” about Communist Zombie Cheerleaders. Fun Times)

“a HR Giger xenomorph (the
movie Alien/s) extending its signature mouth-within-a-mouth thing, except
the smaller mouth would have third, smaller one inside of it as well.
This would go on for a few iterations (like Russian dolls, or perhaps
those overly-intricate trumpets from a Doctor Seuss book), and the last
and smallest mouth would be holding out a bright red flower in offering.”

Copyright 2008 Jared von Hindman or maybe just Jared Hindman. It depends. Any images
used that are not Jared's are used via Fair Use review purposes and belong
to their respective owners....who are nice people that don't want to sue
me.