Freddie Flakes — Death Wish V — monologium

My colleague and renowned toiletologist M Durakov wrote an influential paper on a concept he termed корыто-брюки, translating roughly to "pants-tubber." A pants-tubber is a task that cannot be lightly engaged, an undertaking requiring preparation. In the originating phrase, the preparation is to remove one's pants entirely and drape them on the edge of the tub, anticipating an unusually demanding bowel movement. It was immediately clear that Death Wish V's cross-dressing assassin Freddie Flakes, like The Giggler of Death Wish III, was a true "pants-tubber" of a creep. This was a deep creep, one for whose analysis no mere lowering of the » Read more