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Thursday, 30 March 2017

A breathtaking experience that no photos can possibly do justice I'm afraid, but anyone going to Maui should make time for either this or for sunrise. Sunrise takes more planning, and you have to book ahead, hence why I chose the sunset. Are they the same? Undoubtedly not, but then no two sunsets are the same either. Just go, you will enjoy either one, and that's guaranteed.

To get there take the 377 then the 378. The summit is at 10,000 feet, you drive up a wonderful series of switchbacks to get there, passing through the clouds in the way. Where the trees thin out and the slopes become grassy you will probably hear Skylarks singing - a well out of place import. I also saw a Pheasant! It's probably about a 45 minute drive from where the road up starts, and once above the cloud layer the views are simply incredible. Given the height, there is probably no such thing as not a clear day so you will almost certainly get a decent view. Make sure you plan ahead for sunset as it is unrestricted and it gets busy - you will probably be driving up in a convoy so leave time as parking is tight and it becomes a bit fraught with people abandoning vehicles as the sun starts to disappear. Bring warm clothes, you will need them. And bring your soul.

Tuesday, 28 March 2017

So what else of Maui then? Beyond birding Hosmer Grove for
the endemics I didn’t actually do much birding, as I had seen all the waterbird
endemics on my last visit. I stopped in at Kanaha Ponds briefly, which are right next to
the airport, and this had quite a few Hawaiian Stilt, as well as a few
Night Heron, a single Turnstone, Sanderling and Pacific Golden Plover. I picked
up a few other birds along the way, mostly from the car or where I stopped the
car to go snorkelling. And in fact the car and snorkelling were the major
reasons for the lack of birding. The car was a Ford Mustang Convertible, and
thus highly enjoyable, and the beaches of Maui offer possibly some of the best
easy snorkelling on the planet. Below the water is simply fabulous, often right
off the beaches, and the first thing I did after collecting the car was to go
and buy a mask, flippers and tube. Things have moved on hugely since I last
bought any snorkelling kit, and I am now the proud owner of a highly modern set
of gear to replace my knackered old stuff bought in California circa 1986. I
didn’t even bother digging this stuff out for the trip, and as soon as find it
it’s going. I’m not sure silicone had even been invented then, my mask was
rubber and I expect it has long since perished.

I stopped the car and jumped in the water multiple times,
wherever it looked good and sheltered. On the first day this was most of west
Maui, but on the second day there was some offshore swell that made a number of
attempts futile. The best spot was up towards Lahaina, a beautiful beach where
I could park the car under the trees and was mere steps from the water with a
coral reef running parallel to the beach for several hundred meters. I spent a
long time here and saw loads of wonderful fish. Is it OK to have a favourite
fish? If so it is the Hunuhununukunukuapua'a, which would be awesome even if it
were just plain and boring to look at. Obviously it isn’t .....no underwater camera so you will need to look it up….. The colours and
variety were sensational, and in truth far outweighed the birds in terms of
beauty and being entranced. As such I probably spent more time swimming than I
did birding, which is wrong given mhy self-professed interest but there you
have it. The last thing I need is another hobby, but I’ve actually got a trip
coming up with my youngest daughter that is 100% about snorkelling as she is
dead keen on anything to do with water and always has been – there must have
been some kind of mix up as she is part fish. This was part of the reason for
taking the plunge (haha) and buying new stuff. What I need to work out in
advance of then is how I can get my camera, or a camera, underwater. That could
be a whole new challenge for me – I’ve often marvelled at the underwater
section of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibitions, or the footage
from things like the Blue Planet, but I have never even considered how they do
it as I simply had no frame of reference. Now I bet you can just take your
phone with you…. Some research needed perhaps.

Zebra Dove

Nutmeg Mannikin

There was not really a huge amount of time in which to explore, but a massive highlight was watching the sun set from the summit of Haleakala - however this will be the subject of a separate post as it needs to be ridiculously photo-heavy to even stand a chance of explaining how monumental it is. For now, let's just say that despite the stupidity and all the time spent getting there, I really am a big fan of Hawaii. For starters they were the first State to challenge Trump's revised travel ban, which at the time of writing is still not going anywhere. There are other endemics to try and eke out, and of course there are Albatrosses....

Monday, 27 March 2017

Sunday continued in much the same vein as
Saturday, but without the birding. Somehow the clocks changing caused me to
sleep in until gone 9 (the new 9), which was close enough to the start of the
football on Wanstead Flats that I elected not to bother. From my foray on
Saturday morning I felt I probably wouldn’t be missing much, it still feels
like migration hasn’t really started, at least locally. Instead I continued to
potter up and down between the house and the greenhouse, tidying, sprucing,
rearranging. I do like this time of year, there is interest on every front, and
I can chop and choose where I spend my time knowing that no matter where I land
I will enjoy myself.

Once again it was a beautiful day – not hot,
but warm and pleasant enough to feel spring-like. Chateau L became a hive of
industry, windows were thrown open to get some fresh air in, the washing
machine went into overdrive, and for the first time in many months clothes got
to dry outside. Surfaces were wiped down, dusting occurred, the atmosphere was
highly positive. More importantly, barbeque coal and rosé were sourced, and
once the grill had been cleaned of all the winter gank, the pleasant smell of
charcoal started to drift into all the windows we had opened, and with a little
bit of shift in the wind direction, blanketed the washing drying on the line in
a nice grey cloud.

Oops. You can’t teach this kind of genius,
you either have it or you don’t. Oh well, you can’t beat a bit of outdoor
cooking for promoting the joys of spring, and thus the day passed very
pleasantly indeed. Rosé was replaced by Gin & Tonic at some point during
the afternoon, and we simply enjoyed relaxing at home. I am glad I can do frenetic
and lethargic and be equally enamoured
by both. A small amount of sky watching occurred, but unlike Saturday when the
first Buzzard was right on time, I saw nothing all day.

I made it back on patch this morning and
barely saw a bird, confirming my suspicion that it is still a tad early. A bit
depressing actually, what with all the litter from Sunday’s football, all the
razed areas of habitat, and then to top it off a nice bit of fly-tipping. However just as I was on the point of giving
up on a bad job and leaving the Flats to catch the train, three ducks heading
over my head west caused me to look up. Shelduck! Annual, and always at this
time of year, but almost always a flyover going east early morning. Excellent
to get these therefore, but also confirmation that working a local patch can
sometimes feel like you are stuck on repeat, merely going through the motions.

Sunday, 26 March 2017

Here’s a list of the native birds I saw on Maui, ie the ones that got there of their own accord rather than being brought there by people. Writing this list
down for the blog is possibly one of the most enjoyable things I’ve done
recently!

Saturday, 25 March 2017

Today was a pretty perfect day. Having been away last weekend I was very much looking forward to a day of doing very little. Of pottering. I am a great potterer when the mood takes me, the hours just fly by. I started early, before 6am, by birding the patch. In all honesty it was pretty dire, nary a single migrant and very quiet indeed. The boys and I naturally started talking about drinking almost immediately - I worry about the liver function of many of our local patch workers. I also sense that a gin & tonic evening is probably in the offing, as we all seem very keen indeed on this most wonderful of drinks. The avian highlight was a particularly lovely male Stonechat in the Ditch of Despair - despite my camouflage hat I couldn't get anywhere near it so the below is about as good as it gets.

Returning home having drawn the proverbial blank I enjoyed coffee and some semi-stale crusts of toast . This is the problem with children, they eat you out of house and home yet don't bother telling you when something has run out (ie, been scoffed). They simply move on to something else. Oh, no bread? Right, cereal then. No cereal? Fruit. They just expect replacement whatever it is, in this instance bread, to magically reappear the next time they look. I open the bread bin about once a week and it is always sodding empty. So it was today, barring the ends of a couple of loaves. The trick is to splash a bit of water on them and then sling them in the toaster.With this meagre sustenance I set to work. I was delighted to discover that my lawn mower still worked after all this time, and half an hour later the garden looked sensational. It does not matter how crappy your garden is, once you mow the grass ('lawn' would be pushing it at Chateau L) it makes everything look fabulous for some reason. I pruned a few things and did a few edges, you might almost think a gardener had come. Did Mrs L notice when she returned home? No.Next up was repopulating the terrace with ferocious Mexican plants that have spent the winter under glass. I have a sack barrow specifically for this annual task and so made short work of getting all of them out and back up the garden. The local cats are once again in mortal danger, just the way I like it. And then with so much room freed up in the greenhouse I was able to take stuff from indoors and put it down there, which means we can now move a little more easily in the house. Some watering, some pruning, a but of weeding, and after all this I was amazed to see that my pedometer suggested that I had covered three miles simply walking up and down the garden - talk about industrious!So now came the time to relax. It was precisely raptor o'clock. I plonked one of the garden chairs on the freshly mown grass and lowered myself gently down, binoculars at the ready. Five minutes later the first Buzzard cruised over, and an hour later the second. The intervening period passed very quickly, it is possible that I dozed off.And then it was time for gin.

Friday, 24 March 2017

There was only ever really one spot where I was going to look for the endemic Honeycreepers on Maui, and this is Hosmer Grove about half way up the road that leads to the Haleakala Observatory, just after the entrance booth to the park. It was a misguided attempt back in the 1920s to try and establish hardwood plantations and form a timber industry on Hawaii. Many of the trees didn't do well, but a handful did too well, thus damaging the fragile native ecosystem. There are still stands of these non-native trees today, some of them are absolutely huge, and the park managers face a constant battle to ensure that the native scrub land and its plants don't get further eroded. Despite this it is still noted as the best place on the island to get a view into that habitat, and is also the site of a protected area called the Waikamoi Preserve, established and fenced off by the Nature Conservancy to keep at least some of the slopes of east Maui as they once were. This preserve is strictly off limits for the most part, though there are infrequent guided walks down the slope to a boardwalk where good views of the Hawaiian Honeycreepers are more-or-less assured. I didn't have that opportunity and neither will most people, so I thought I'd put together a brief guide of how best to see at least some of the birds without being on a guide-led walk into the Preserve itself.

AccessThe first left turn after the entrance booths. There are several small car parks along this short road that ends at the campground, and you can leave your car in any of them. The grove is on your left, and to your right is native scrub land. There is practically no walking involved and you will likely see at least some of the Honeycreepers from the car if you are so inclined. For instance Apapane and Amakihi were relatively easy to find along this road, frequently flying out of the forest and up the slope into the native bushes to feed. The area around the large water tank and solitary pine tree was a good spot.

The actual trail starts at the campground car park itself, as noted on the map above, and first leads through Hosmer Grove itself, and then emerges a little higher up into the native scrub. The Waikomai gulch is to the right (east) of the trail, and presumably the off-limits Preserve is off the top of the map/north. The only non-native birds that I saw in and around the Grove were HouseFinch and Japanese White-eye, so any sound you do not recognise is likely to be a Honeycreeper. I'iwi in particular make a huge variety of sounds, and are easily picked up. The most productive area was easily where the grove begins to peter out and the give way to native plants - basically at the far right of this map close to where the trail splits in two and these is a shortcut back. As the trail emerges it does so alongside the top of the Waikamoi gulch, a ravine filled with native plants. There are couple of overlooks, the first with an interpretation board, and a stint here looking down into the gulch will produce results. I saw lots of I'iwi from this spot, often extremely well, and Maui Creeper or Alauahio were present in the pines right on the edge of the forest. They tended not to venture out very much, whereas the I'iwi flew back and forth constantly, although preferring not to move too far away from the treeline. I saw only one Amakihi in this area of forest, all the others were further up the hillside. This was mostly true of the Apapane too, I only saw one right on the margins of the forest, all the others were in the scrub.

I'iwi

I visited twice, once in the early evening about an hour
before sunset, and once in the morning about an hour after sunrise. The early
morning visit was unsurprisingly much more productive, although I did not walk
the main trail in the evening. For reference I visited in late March. Note that
due to the popularity of viewing the sun rising above the clouds on Mt
Haleakala, entrance to the park is restricted between 3am and 7am – you need to
have made a reservation and space is limited by parking spaces at the summit. I
found this out too late, but a great day out in my opinion would be to start with
the sunrise, and then descend to Hosmer Grove (about 25 minutes) and bird the
area for a few hours. With uber-planning you could do that and join the guided
walk which I believe starts at 8am from along the Hosmer Grove road. The summit
is a shade over 10,000ft, and is cold and windy – you need proper clothes if
you are going to be up there for any length of time. You can bird Hosmer in
shorts and a T-shirt however, it is 'only' about 6,700ft and remains fairly pleasant. Bizarrely the calls of the Honeycreepers are interspersed with the
coughs of Ring-necked Pheasant, another introduction to the zoo that defines
most of the birding on Hawaii. As you drive up you’ll be serenaded by European
Skylark….

Maui Alauahio

Amakihi

I birded the area for about four hours, from 7am on the dot
to just before 11 by which time it was quite hot and bird activity had dropped off significantly.
Beyond about 10am the I’iwi tended to stay in the trees more and I was happy to
join them. The peak of activity was probably from 8am until 9am, by which time a bit of
sunshine was starting to get into the top of the gulch. I’iwi was actually the
commonest bird by some margin, followed by Apapane, then Amakihi. Alauahio was the hardest to catch up with, and I didn’t see Crested Honeycreeper
or Maui Parrotbill at all. These latter are seen only a handful of times a
year, but I suspect you would get the former if you went on the guided walk
which takes you deeper into native habitat.

My four hour visit produced the following birds, and I got excellent views of them all.

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Predictably I got up in the middle of the night, my mistake
for sleeping on the flight over. I was able to pick up my hire car early, and
under an hour country music later I was pulling into the car park at Royal
Palm, home of the famous Anhinga Trail. I was the only person there, a fact
noticed quite quickly by the resident swarms of mosquitos. Did I have any
repellent? No. Unwise, and a lesson for anyone thinking of doing the same
thing, which presumably after my last post must be loads of you. Happily the
many bites I got during the dawn period were not ones that festered, and by
that evening they had all gone down. I suppose I might now have but Zika, but
hey.

I wandered down to the pond on the other side of the visitor
centre - lots of very large splashes but I couldn’t see anything. Fish?
Something bigger….? An Anhinga croaked out of a palm tree in annoyance before
the bugs forced me back to the car for a snooze. I woke up as another car
pulled in next to me, a fellow nature-photographer by the looks of things. That’s
what I was today too, so as it was nearly light I got my stuff together and
saddled up. The Trail is hardly a trail at all, a short board walk that crosses
a natural watercourse through the sawgrass, a slough (pronounced ‘slew’ rather
than like an inspiring town in Berkshire). Birds everywhere though not quite as
many as I had hoped – late in the season, a month earlier is probably better.

The tactic, such as there was one, was simply to walk round
in circles until you came across a bird in photographable range. There were no
shortages of these really, but there was a distinct lack of pleasing
backgrounds and I didn’t take many photos. I am never at my best on the first
day of any trip is another reason I suppose, but for all I’d read about this
place it wasn’t what I had hoped. This did not bother the vast majority of
lens-toting people who later turned up and who were all too happy to aim their
cameras at 45 degree angles down onto birds in the water or on the banks of
course, but that is normal everywhere, and especially somewhere as accessible
as the Anhinga Trail. Now that I know the lay of the land as it were, it’s
somewhere I will try and factor into a future trip, as I think it could be
worth a few mornings and evenings. As it was I reverted to birding, always an
excellent fallback option, and I am glad that I did. As soon as I stopped
concentrating on trying to get angles and views a Swallow-tailed Kite flew
over, a bird I had been crossing my fingers I might see. Utterly superb, it
just glided past and I swear I was the only person that noticed. I racked up
quite a nice little list over the course of a few hours – as well as all the
obvious herons and egrets, I pulled out Common Yellowthroat, Pine Warbler,
Yellow-rumped Warbler, Black-and-white Warbler, a silent Empid I need to try and identify from photos, White-eyed Vireo, Red-winged Blackbird, Grey
Catbird and Red-shouldered Hawk.

And then there were the stars of the show, the
Alligators! By mid-morning they were hauled up everywhere, and there were some
monsters! Early morning there had been the odd ripple, a few snouts detectable in quiet corners, but as it warmed up they sought out the muddy banks close to the path and flopped out.
Wood Storks and Ibises drifted over, flights of Great White Egrets and Black
Vultures everywhere. Excellent views of large fish as well, the Everglades
simply teems with life. Most enjoyable, but eventually the crowds became too
much and I sought quieter areas. The other target was Snail Kite, and they were
not present in the southern glades so I drove back north to Big Cypress, an enormous area of inpenetrable swamp level with Miami where I had to be anyway.
To cut a long story I didn’t see one, but I did see another two Swallow-tailed
Kites as I drove around Loop Road, a partially paved route that cuts through various swampy habitat and joins back with US41 about twenty miles further west from where you join it.

The time passed all too quickly and I only found my way back onto the highway at about 2pm. I wasn't quite sure how long it would take to get back to the airport so I didn't risk it and started heading east again. Glad that I did as it took an age - I was never in danger of actually missing my flight but it didn't leave a lot of wiggle room and one bad traffic jam could have sunk the entire trip. As it was I made it with about half an hour to spare, and settled down for the next leg in my weekend odyssey, a quick hop over to Los Angeles and the Pacific Ocean.

Tuesday, 21 March 2017

I am over the Pacific somewhere. Bumpy. Our affable captain
has just drawled that there might be a little chop… Typing has momentarily
become more challenging, but these are the kind of sacrifices I make in order
to bring you this. I am on my way to Maui, there to have a second crack at
I'iwi, and to see lots of brightly-coloured fish, though hopefully not in the
same place, convenient though that would undoubtedly be.

Remember last year some time I did a completely ridiculous
trip out this way, more of an experiment in how to accrue a massive number of
air miles in a very short space of time? Well it turned out I enjoyed it
immensely as I suspected I might, and I didn’t even see an I'iwi! Nonetheless
the fun factor was such that when the next European sale that made it possible
turned up I didn’t hesitate and booked it up immediately. As per last time the routing is fiendlishly
complicated - this is one of those fares that when you’ve gone through all the
legs with the sales agent and the price pops up on their screen there is a
small pause at the other end. I like that pause a lot, but it is also
indicative of my supreme sadness. You probably know this already, but I take
more than a passing interest in flying. Before you say it, this is not full-blown
plane-spotting. Proponents of plane-spotting go and sit in cul-de-sacs near
airports with short-wave radios and notebooks, collecting lists of planes that
fly overhead like, er, twitchers collect birds. I would of course never do
anything like that, jeeesh, I still have a little self respect thank you.

No, my interest is dominated going to fun places and seeing
the world, but along the way I have become ensnared by exploiting frequent
flyer schemes. So whereas a normal person would fly to Los Angeles and then on to
Hawaii in the most convenient manner possible, I work out which way will be
cheapest and earn the most miles, convenience be damned, and do that. Actually
a normal person wouldn’t go to Hawaii for two days even if there was a direct
flight, so yet again I find myself propping up one end of a spectrum,
and not the cool end…. Look, I’m just saying it could be worse. No anorak, no
beard, no notebook. I don’t need a notebook, I’ve got a spreadsheet….

Yes, like all good hobbies there is a master spreadsheet. I’ve
got one for birds which is genuinely a masterpiece, and now I’ve got one for travel.
With pivots and everything. The most recent entries show that I flew to Zurich
after work on Thursday from City Airport, and after a night in some faceless hotel
that I flew back to Heathrow, and then on to Miami where I spent a day in the
Everglades. It also tells me that the means of travel to Zurich was an Embraer
190 that I’ve travelled on seven times before, and that the return trip was on
an Airbus A319 that was entirely new to me. In birding speak this is a “Tick”,
and in my opinion is probably one scale up in the tragic stakes from that.
However thankfully this is where it peaks. Well, mostly. I can also recognise
different sorts planes, just like someone who is interested in cars can spot
different models as they drive past. Or like twitchers can identify rare birds.
Oh, wait…..

Talking of rare birds, here is something I don't think I could ever bring myself to twitch, a Double-crested Cormorant

Anyway, Airbus A320 or Boeing 737, there’s no fooling me. So with
that confession out of the way, what’s the point? I’m sensible enough, ish, to realise that it is ridiculous circle, as generally speaking the only thing
you can do with airmiles is use them flying places, and my shiny loyalty card
is of precisely zero use outside of airports. Airlines know this of course, hence
why these schemes exist, but at the cost of some research and a little inefficiency
you can game the system and see the world at the same time. Let me give you an
example that is somewhat more rational than flying to Hawaii for the weekend.

Famille
L is going on holiday to California this summer, a trip we have talked about
for years but never quite managed for one reason or another, mostly cost. As
always when it comes to school holidays the dates are a bit restrictive, and the
airlines know this too, and so to fly direct to Los Angeles on the dates we need would cost
a minimum of £1,176 per person right down the back of the bus on pretty much
any airline you can think of. Were that a realistic option for a family of five (which it isn't),
we would simply leave London for LA on Saturday afternoon and arrive
there on Saturday evening. Easy, but also nearly £6,000, not exactly chump change.

Instead we’re getting
up early on Saturday morning and flying to Stockholm on British Airways on a portion of the miles I am currently racking up on the way to Maui.
After what I hope will be a nice and enriching family day out in Stockholm, we
start our trip to America by flying back to London in the evening and going
home to Wanstead to pack. Bear with me, as whilst it is as stupid as it sounds there is also method in the madness. On Sunday morning we return to the airport and fly to Dallas with
American Airlines (which in something called Main Cabin Extra has far better
leg-room than any competitor, and which thanks once again to frequent flying I can book
for free for all of us) and after a short layover, from Dallas to Los Angeles where we arrive
in the evening. So far we have lost a day of holiday in California, but equally we will
have had a good sniff around Stockholm, which is not to be, er, sniffed at.

On
the way back the direct option leaves Los Angeles on Friday afternoon, and
arrives on Saturday morning, whereupon we could go home, unpack, and use Sunday
to recover ready for work on Monday morning. Pah!! Not for us! These intrepid travellers leave on Friday
morning via Chicago, also arriving in London on Saturday morning, albeit ahead of the direct LA flight. We also go
home and unpack. The big difference is that instead of flopping about at home on
Sunday, we’re off to Gothenburg for the day which thus deposits us in our
starting location of Sweden and meets the criteria of the ticket. We could
somehow “forget” to go to Gothenburg, all be struck down by a mysterious
illness etc, but that’s cheating and does carry the small risk of a gigantic
ticket reprice. On the assumption we do go, I’ve bought some tickets home with
Norwegian for under a hundred quid for the whole family.So the return trip has cost us half a day in
California, and rather than a nice relaxing day at home wondering what time it is, we are exploring another
Swedish city whilst wondering what time it is. We will be totally knackered and it is highly likely that the last thing any of us will wish to do is be in Gothenburg, but tth sweetener is that rather than the unaffordable £6,000 of
the direct option, this way costs under a third of that. A third!! No, I don't really get it either, but I am happy to go with the flow.

Frankly this is a triumph for OCD,
and I’ve just ‘saved’ a huge amount of money, even once you include getting to Sweden and back. This
will pay for our Californian camper van for two weeks, all the petrol, camping at Yosemite and other good places, all the food, as well as side-trips like Whale watching out of
Monterey should I be so lucky. We’ll probably even have a fair bit left over for another trip. It’s
not remotely enough for lunch in Stockholm or Gothenburg of course so we’ll have to take
sandwiches with us on those legs, but even with the considerable extra faff it is a complete no-brainer, and
all made possible by embracing my inner nerd. In fact it is the difference
between doing this trip we’ve talked about for so long and not doing it at all.
And not forgetting that all five of us earn a pile more airmiles for the combined
family stash, enough in fact for another couple of family day-trips to European
cities. I suppose we could have all gone to Bournemouth or wherever, but I want
the kids to have far broader experiences. Taking nothing away from Dorset, but we
all know where having a narrow world view leads…

So, Hawaii then. Indulgent. Yeah. Stupid.
Absolutely. Crazy? A little, and when I first read about this type of trip I
thought all of these things too. Then I did it for myself in August last year,
and whilst I still think all of these things it worked out perfectly (lack of I'iwi and a knee injury excepted) and was complete blast. Like all trips there is joy
in the planning phase as well as the execution phase, and this itinerary was
eeked out over the course of a couple days of trial and error until I finally
hit upon the route that worked. The day in the Everglades not counting as a
stopover was if I don’t say so myself, genius, especially as it connected with
a flat bed to the west coast. I hired a car for the day for about 20 quid,
nipped down to Homestead, and spent the day in a massive swamp seeing tons of
spectacular birds, alligators, snakes and fish. Returning to Miami I got on a
plush 777 and snoozed in comfort to LA, waking up only for an ice-cream sundae,
and now I’m about two hours inbound from Maui. I’ve only got a couple of days and the rough plan is on
arrival to go and buy snorkelling gear with which to while away the afternoons,
and to spend the mornings and evenings looking for endemic birds, enjoying sensational
views and taking photos. It is a hard life I know, but that is the price I pay
for being a spreadsheet-obsessed gimp. Fair is fair, and so when I am sat on a
tropical beach on Monday evening watching the sun set over the Pacific with a cold
beer in my hand, I will remind myself of all the ridicule
and shame that comes with it.

Sunday, 19 March 2017

You know that post where I mentioned Morocco, the one where
I originally planned to write about how great the birds were there but instead
wrote four paragraphs of drivel? Yes? Well this is it. I am suffering from
severe Morocco photo-lust, and the reason is as follows. It is long-winded, I
apologise in advance. In a nutshell….haha, no. I don’t do nutshells. Bullet
points?

Compounded misery by also adding 50 other photos
once I realised they could be set to scroll

Idly counted where said photos were taken (1.
Morocco, 2. Iceland, 3. Wanstead)

Immediately booked trip to Iceland in June

[Happiness]

Continued dreaming about Morocco

[Sorrow and lust in equal measure]

The lust was mainly centered around those fantastic clean
backgrounds and the soft early-morning light characteristic of the desert. The
sorrow because I am not sure it is wise to go there at the moment, and whilst I
have never been wise I have of course always been obedient. Mrs L does not want
me to travel there, she says it is dangerous at the moment. She did not want me
to go to Istanbul either, but I said it was nonsense and went anyway. A week
after I returned home some suicide terrorists shot up the very door area I had
walked through and then blew themselves up, killing dozens. Negative brownie points
were awarded. For not getting killed! But yes, fair point perhaps. Goddamit,
what is the world coming to? I took the girls to Dusseldorf for the day last
weekend. We had a lovely time, ate an entire pig and several kilos of cake, and
the returned to the airport via the hauptbahnhof. Four days later a guy ran
amok through the station with an axe. Getting closer.

I am not the fatalistic sort, I am clued up enough to know
that this kind of rubbish happens everywhere these days. A man went nuts with a
knife and nearly killed someone at my local tube station before being tasered.
I was on the tube the morning it got bombed in 2007. Where exactly is safe? The
Outer Hebrides probably, but if I go there no doubt some atrocity will follow.
Iceland in June….. I should publish my schedule….

Mrs L probably has a point about Morocco, there are some
stats out there that suggest that this lovely country has produced more Islamic
combatants than any other, and many have now returned from Syria and Iraq bent
on destabilisation and insurrection. I’ve been four times I think, and never
felt remotely threatened or ill at ease. I’ve been the only westerner for many
miles but have only ever been greeted by smiles, the more so when I break out
the French or manage to say a word or two in Arabic. I think the danger lies in
the cities, the places where tourists congregate, and to where I never go. I
head the other way, to the wide open spaces and I desperately want to go back,
to cross the Atlas and head back out to Tagdilt and the Erg Chebbi. Yasmina,
how I yearn to wake up with your view! More than that I want to travel down the
coast to the disputed region of Western Sahara. What I can’t get my head around
is if in this uncertain world this is as safe as its going to be for a long
time, and if in fact we’re headed for a period of global chaos that may last my
entire remaining lifetime.

Anyway while I ponder risking life and limb on another trip
to Morocco (I’m talking of course about the wrath of Mrs L), here are some are
fond memories from the trips I made in 2013 and 2014.

Saturday, 18 March 2017

I am galivanting again, or I will be by the time you read
this. This is the magic of being able to schedule blog posts to appear at any
time you want. Earlier this year I could barely contain myself and wrote about
six posts in a four hour period. I think I burnt out as I then wasn’t able to
write anything for days, but it didn’t matter as every day at 6.30pm on the dot
a new post would appear for the pleasure of the blog-reading public. Literally
tens of people read them; I was delighted. Writers block solved. Except then
that my output halved in February as once the daily auto-posts ran out I
remained stuck.

To be fair I that was a busy month even by my standards,
which saw me working up in my Glasgow office, a couple of stints in Fife
looking after my dad, and then a week in Asia. None of these periods turned out
be particularly conducive to writing for some reason, and right in the middle
of it I had to do the LBR my US tax return. There is only one of me and as such
it all dried up.

It has taken a while to return to the keyboard, a couple of
well-read hem hem posts about my travels, and then some hints of spring. Then
came a couple of birds, a gull and a duck, the full-on Wheatear experience and
then the annual sock battle, and so here we are at 35,000 feet again. I’ve just
watched (and very much enjoyed) La La Land over a couple of beers, and with
nothing else particularly taking my fancy I turned to exploring some ideas I
had written down on one of the many scraps of paper that rule my every waking
hour.

This post is about Morocco. No really. Well it was going to
have been about Morocco, and specifically about the lovely birds there and how
I miss them, but uncharacteristically I have strayed off-message. I know, I
can’t believe it either, but there you have it. Four paragraphs in and the
original intent is looking less and less likely I feel, so perhaps park that
one for another day eh? In a nutshell I want to go back, but instead I am on my
way to Florida, which is about as different from Morocco as you can get. It is
still travel so, er, don’t feel bad for me OK? I booked this in a fit of
enthusiasm at some point last year and it has come round very quickly. A day in
the Everglades is planned as the first stop, so I’m off to visit the famed
Anhinga Trail near Homestead, mainly due to what I hope are a multitude of very
tame birds there. I like tame birds. These birds are tame because there are so
many people. The ones in Morocco were tame because they didn’t really see
people. Opposite cause, same effect, but I like it just the same. I’m also
hoping to see Snail Kite and Swallow-tailed Kite. In Florida, not Morocco. This
is so confused now, I think I might have to stop.

In summary: I am on a plane to Florida to take photos of
birds whilst thinking about different birds in Morocco.

Friday, 17 March 2017

I think I peaked too early. Wheatear on the 11th
March, basically the first day I had been out looking for migrants. Normally I
would spend far longer trawling the Flats, and in doing so would likely get a
Shelduck early morning, perhaps a Sand Martin, occasionally even a Little
Ringed Plover. As it was I scored the only migrant that really gets my juices
flowing and so having seen one on Saturday I have only ventured out once in the
intervening six days. Poor, and I am a bit sad about it actually, especially
as the weather has been exceptionally spring-like. I don’t think I’ve missed
anything other than Blackcap, but nonetheless.

That said there has been progress in other areas. Like
socks. There is constant problem in Chateau L around a lack of socks,
especially at that crucial time of getting dressed in the morning when they
just disappear. The problem is mostly that at some point between the washing
bin and the washing machine that single socks migrate. I am very careful about
searching for stragglers and vagrants, but other members of the household are not as
diligent. As such we have an immense collection of odd socks. The other day,
having run out of a fresh pair of matching socks for the umpteenth time I
cracked and bought six more pairs online. Then I tackled the odd sock bag.
Surely everyone would proceed in this order, no?

Anyway, I laid them all out in colours on the bed and thus
successfully matched about 20 pairs, which is patently ridiculous. I blame the
children. Then I emptied the washing bin of all socks of any colour and washed
them as a mixed load. I’ve not lost my touch. A day later I thus matched a
further 25 pairs, but we still have around fifty odd socks. I am tempted to
throw them all out, but then all of their brethren would magically appear from
under children’s beds, in children’s
beds, and no doubt a host of other places I would never have considered, and we would
have another insurmountable problem. Thus we cling on to them in the forlorn
hope that one day (in a parallel universe I expect) this number might reduce.
It never does of course, it just grows and grows until we all run out again and
the bag overflows. Then muggins here gets involved and temporarily stems the
tide until frustration and despair set in again.

My new socks have yet to arrive. I don’t actually need them
any more as after my recent blitz I can barely close my sock drawer and neither
can anyone else in the house. Close their own drawers I mean, I haven’t lined
everyone up and made them attempt to close my sock drawer. If I can’t manage
it, nobody can. But here’s the thing, the six pairs of socks cost £4. That’s,
er, less than 50p per sock. I generally have expensive tastes, but not in socks
– there is no point in Chateau L, any decent sock would be the first to abscond. But
at 33p a sock (just checked on a calculator) why not just chuck them out when
you’re finished wearing them? Less washing, less angst, less time spent chasing
errant socks, fewer arguments with slovenly children. More time looking for avian migrants. Win win. Just order in bulk say once a month, where I suspect you
could improve on 33p, and have done with it. They might not be very good socks,
but when you’re only wearing them for about 12 hours then does it really
matter? Worthy of consideration surely.

Wednesday, 15 March 2017

The entire town is strung with innumerable silk lanterns - outside shops, along streets and waterfronts, in all the bars, restaurants and cafés. They look pretty amazing in the day, but at night it is spectacular. They are made of silk or cloth stretched over bamboo, and can be bought incredibly cheaply all over the place from the people that make them - they fold down pretty niftily so if you have a little bit of space you can bring home a tiny piece of Vienam with you. We cam home with four which we plan to hang as a group in a corner once we work out the electrics. So far LED deck lights seem to be the most practical, but my famed DIY skills may not stretch that far....Anyhow, here are a few photos (of many) from around the town, of views that I found particularly appealing. Trying to recreate this at home is likely doomed to failure, but a home wouldn't be a home without little pockets of memories from around the world. And in a few days I'll be on the other side of the world enjoying something totally different, so watch this space.