SCARF FACE: The “Face Blanket” Is The Newest And Stupidest Product No One Needs Ever

First, there was the Snuggie, the blanket you wear. Then, there was The Necky, the little blanket you wear around your neck. Now, there is the Face Blanket, the little blanket you wear over your face but can still breathe through because there is a hole cut out of it. After that, I assume humanity will collapse on itself because oh my God, this is really what we’re doing instead of solving climate change?