Actually the best funeral would have ZERO attendees, with the family choosing to have his corpse tossed in an unmarked ditch somewhere.

Though I've always held that the best thing is to never feed the trolls, i.e. ignore those asshats, it would seem pretty fitting and proper to me for an impromptu pride parade to break out at his funeral. If for no other reason than the lulz that could be generated. He's beyond "doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever" and well into the "deserves contempt, malice and shame" column.

RTOGUY:He's going to need an unmarked grave or it's going to be shiat on and vandalized for years to come.

Safest thing would be to have him cremated and scatter the ashes.

Isn't it cute how his wonderful, loving family-slash-church have decided they can do without him? If he's dying now and he was kicked out back in August, they could have given him the boot just as his health started taking a turn for the worse. Who needs that expensive liability, right?

On the one hand, I'm scared that Westboro Baptist has apparently become autonomous, but on the other hand I think it'll eventually fall to infighting between the siblings as they try to take over.

nekom:markie_farkie: nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man

Actually the best funeral would have ZERO attendees, with the family choosing to have his corpse tossed in an unmarked ditch somewhere.

Though I've always held that the best thing is to never feed the trolls, i.e. ignore those asshats, it would seem pretty fitting and proper to me for an impromptu pride parade to break out at his funeral. If for no other reason than the lulz that could be generated. He's beyond "doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever" and well into the "deserves contempt, malice and shame" column.

I'd normally disagree out of respect to the family, but since they are equally reprehensible excuses for mammals, I think some "God Hates Bigots" pickets are in order here.

jbc:nekom: markie_farkie: nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man

Actually the best funeral would have ZERO attendees, with the family choosing to have his corpse tossed in an unmarked ditch somewhere.

Though I've always held that the best thing is to never feed the trolls, i.e. ignore those asshats, it would seem pretty fitting and proper to me for an impromptu pride parade to break out at his funeral. If for no other reason than the lulz that could be generated. He's beyond "doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever" and well into the "deserves contempt, malice and shame" column.

I'd normally disagree out of respect to the family, but since they are equally reprehensible excuses for mammals, I think some "God Hates Bigots" pickets are in order here.

I wouldn't mind seeing that happen while he's still alive. Make him lie on his deathbed while listening to angry people telling him that he's going to Hell.

If this rumor is true, remember what I said to you Fark Mods. On that glorious day, just call in sick. Don't even bother to try moderating. There's simply going to be no damn way you can hold back the Tsunami of Schadenfreude that's going to slam through Fark like a Praxis Effect.

anfrind:I wouldn't mind seeing that happen while he's still alive. Make him lie on his deathbed while listening to angry people telling him that he's going to Hell.

And feed his persecution/martyr complex, letting him believe he was justified while slipping off the mortal coil? Naw, let him die with as little fanfare as possible, and then light the pride candle after.

I suddenly am filled with the urge to spread love and friendship to all my fellow humans. No greater insult can be given to this unfortunate man. So farkers, you may be sick, cynical reprobates (those that aren't alts, at any rate), but I thank you for bringing some joy and humor in to my life.

TV's Vinnie:If this rumor is true, remember what I said to you Fark Mods. On that glorious day, just call in sick. Don't even bother to try moderating. There's simply going to be no damn way you can hold back the Tsunami of Schadenfreude that's going to slam through Fark like a Praxis Effect.

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