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KJ's Hollywood Dirt for 9/24/2013

Tickets to BRITNEY SPEARS' upcoming residency in Las Vegas went on sale on Friday, and three of the first 16 shows are already SOLD OUT. But apparently, that's not good enough.

A so-called "industry insider" tells RadarOnline.com that this is "dismal" . . . because all 16 shows were expected to sell out "instantly."

The insider adds, quote, "Many are considering this a disaster . . . [it] really isn't looking well for Britney. Ticket sales need to start skyrocketing or else there's going to be a lot of disappointed investors and people involved with the show."

By the way, another "source" tells the "New York Daily News" that Britney is probably going to lip-sync her way through all the shows . . . and adds, quote, "Britney does not sing."

But Britney's rep has said there's, quote, "zero truth" to this.

(The tickets have only been on sale for a few days, and the performances don't begin until the end of December.)

Justin Timberlake's New Album Is Streaming Online and He Tells Leno Why He's On Drugs

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S new album, "The 20/20 Experience 2 of 2", doesn't come out until NEXT week, but the whole thing is now streaming on iTunes.

Justin was on The Tonight Show last night with a sinus infection. Jay mentioned it, and Justin started talking about all the other times he's performed when he was sick.

First he joked that he's on performance-enhancing drugs, but he was actually talking about antibiotics. Then he talked about shows he's done where he ran off stage to vomit every time the lights went down.

And don't forget...today is TIMBERLAKE TUESDAY!! JT will once again by on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon tonight.

R. Kelly Needs Dinosaur-Shaped Chicken Nuggets from the Grocery Store

If you're heading to the grocery store, would you mind picking up some dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets for R. KELLY? He's out.

Seriously. Vulture.com has somehow obtained a grocery list that R. Kelly threw together. Supposedly, they got it from someone who visited his house, snapped a photo of it, and sent it their way.

The top item on the list is, quote, "Tyson Dino Shape Chicken Nuggets." (Yes, that's a real thing. You can check it out at TysonFoodService.com.)

Some other entries include:

Three different types of Haagen-Dazs sorbet: Mango, lemon and raspberry

The big DVD release today is "Iron Man 3". It is, as far as we know, the last of the Iron Man movies. It will not however, be the last time we see Robert Downey, Jr. He'll reprise the role for the second and third "Avengers" movies.

"Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." premieres tonight at 8:00 P.M. on ABC. Clark Gregg reprises his role of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, as he assembles a team of agents and heroes to fight evil. The first thing we'll learn is how Coulsen is ALIVE since he died in "The Avengers" movie.

Things like age, experience and childbearing can really do a lot for a woman's self-image. Just ask JESSICA ALBA. As a 32-year-old mother of two, she's more confident in her body than ever before.

She says, quote, "I was a lot more critical of my body when it was probably pretty awesome. Why did I not ever wear jean shorts? That's so crazy. I was so skinny. I didn't have any cellulite . . . what was I thinking?"

She adds, quote, "I was more willing to wear short skirts after I had my kids. I never wore them before. Ever. I was so self-conscious.

"Now I'm a lot more confident in my skin . . . because who cares? At the end of the day, it's so much time spent on something that really doesn't matter that much."