Q: What do the Los Angeles Rams and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What do the St Louis Rams and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Q: What is the difference between a Rams fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What did the Rams fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

Q: How do you know the Missouri State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into St Louis.
A: For the first offense, they give you two St Louis Rams tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. How are the Rams like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!

Q: Want to hear a Rams joke?
A: Jared Goff!

Q: Why is Jared Goff like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

A St Louis Rams fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.

The only thing worse than a Los Angeles Rams fan is a Los Angeles Rams quarterback.
Are you scared of catching the flu? Just hang in the Rams end zone, they don't catch anything there.

Why did the St Louis Rams fan cross the road.....I was thinking when I accelerated.

Child Welfare

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Los Angeles Rams, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

49ers Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Rams fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rams fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Rams fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Rams fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a 49ers fan?'
"Because my mom is a 49ers fan, and my dad is 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Rams fan.'

4 Football Fans
A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Rams fan, and a Cardinals fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Cardinals fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Rams fan off the mountain.