When I worked as an FM radio DJ playing bad music, more often than not my employment made me ineligible for contests. In the fine print was usually something about if you, a family member, cousin, or bus-riding partner work for any entertainment or broadcasting company…

300 word essays, lengthy photo submissions and professionally edited video montages are the typical assignments doled out to the contestants of gear-give-away contests. For giving away free shit they sure make you do a lot of crap. Which is why I’m going to do a contest that involves you guys barely doing anything at all to enter. All you have to do is write one sentence. That’s it.

So fire up your one-liners for the photo above to win a nice Salomon Conspiracy One-Piece as modeled below by Cody Townsend.