An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!