This amazing device occurred to me in a dream….one where I had an unfortunate event occurred while putting my snowtires on. In picture #1, my home-built ”Anticipatory Inertia Blocker” prevents your vehicle from rolling on top of you when you have it lifted on the jack before your lug nuts are loosened. How many lives will be saved? How many bones will be saved from fractures? In picture #2, My self-designed ”Planar Fenestrative Blocker” will prevent doors and windows from suddenly closing due to breezes, locking you out of your home with the keys inside, as your Ovaltine sits burning on the stove. how many homes will be saved with this ingenious breakthrough? Picture #3, My newly designed ”Supplantive Elevative Fixture” will save old couches from wrack and ruin, and your useless old college Philosophy books will not have to be pressed (heehee) into service as height-deficit settee levelers. Picture #4 shows the somewhat complicated manufacturing process clearly showing the ”Inclined Monolith Manufacturing Device” doing its thing, to a ”3-D Lignal Rectangle”.

Please do not copy this design, or text withoutt my written permission! I expect a telegramme from the Patent Office any minute now.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

The Pythagoras Theorem explained.There were 3 pregnant squaws sitting on animal hides. On was on a goat hide, another on a cow hide and the last on a buffalo hide.The squaw sitting on the goat hide gave birth to a son, while the squaw on the cow hide gave birth twin sons. But the squaw on the buffalo hide gave birth to triplets sons.

Thus proving: The sons of the the squaw on the buffalo hide equals the sum of the sons on the other two hides.

QED

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

Sorry, I did not know the word was offensive, I thought it was the wife of and Indian tribesman.No offence was ever intended, I am not familiar with any new slang for the word, I surely did not want to upset anyone. Remember I was brought up in England where this word only means wife of Brave.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.