“Hey, Jasper — you want to go for a walk? Maybe to the park? Where you can chase the ducks? Then we can drive to Vegas? And pawn Daddy’s ring? Then do lots of shots? And pass out in an alley? Then wake up in Mexico?”

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“(When I walk in a circle, the chair feels more comfy. Does that mean I’m actually making the chair more comfy? What if there’s no upper limit to how comfy this chair can get? If I keep going, I could experience a Zen-like level of comfyness! We could be talking comfy Nirvana, here!)”

This is the part where Bethany reveals her pregnancy to Reginald moments before he leaves with his Space Marine platoon to defeat the two-headed mutant dinosaurs before they can break through the quantum time portal and eat Bethany’s parents, causing her to not exist!