CSB: Our first date was a blind, double-date at the drive in. This was the second movie shown. Neither of us remembers what the first movie was. We all gave the movies the MST3K treatment, and we laughed our asses off all night. She and I been married almost 18 years now, and we still manage to make each other laugh.

Haven't had a bad date movie in theaters, but my last girlfriend and I rented a movie on the way home from our first date dinner. That movie "Twilight." She hadn't read the books, but her friends wouldn't stop yammering about it.

Fortunately 10 minutes in, she whispered in my ear, "This sucks, wanna see what's on HBO?" We turned off the movie and changed the channel right as "Shawn of the Dead" was coming on. Somehow, that flipped her switch and she was on me before it got to the record throwing scene.

If it hadn't been for the redhead = crazy fact, she would have been a keeper.

First date with a girl that I was crushing on in college but didnt know very well - Monty Python's Meaning Of Life - it was a little awkward at first(obviously) - but by the time they got to Every Sperm Is Sacred we were both laughing so damn hard and the rest of the night was so damn easy...The More You Know:Every girl that I watched Bram Stokers "Dracula" with back in the day was very DTF by the end of that movie in spite of Keanu Reeves....

Terrible date movies, but we knew it was kismet when afterwards we just totally ripped into both movies for being awful. Elektra was the one she's still mad at me for. That one was so bad I couldn't even muster a decent Tom Servo impression.

wellreadneck:Took a guy to see "South Park". He stormed out during " Uncle F*cker". After pointing out how insensitive and thoughtless my film choice was, he confessed that he'd been abused by his own uncle for several years, between the ages of 17 and 22.

If you didn't know his backstory, how was your movie choice insensitive and thoughtless? Besides, it's not like you KNEW Uncle Farker was going to be in the movie.

"May" is one of my wife's favourite movies... also "Secretary", which *would* make a great first-date movie! If Maggie Gyllenhal getting spanked by James Spader doesn't turn her crank, nothing will, right?

When we were still dating, my wife took me to see a midnight showing of Faces of Death. We're still married 17 years later. But that girl always was a little off (which is good, otherwise she never would have been interested in me).

No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.