Okay. Thanks for posting this; at least I'm clear now on where you stand and what your aims are for this forum, and the kind of person you are (a rube, and/or, as far as animals are concerned at any rate, something of a shit). That helps (clarify things for me I mean, from a personal standpoint).

My greatest aspiration for what happens to my body after I die is to be pooped out of another animal, preferably a shark, bear or large bird of prey. I've actually very seriously considered having my body shipped to Nepal where it can be left out on a rock on a mountain top so the birds of prey will come eat what's left of you. It doesn't seem possible to do it without involving a lot of preservatives, which defeats the purpose anyway. I've also looked into being dumped in a swamp. If this means that "as far as the animals are concerned" I'm "something of a shit" that works for me.

Otherwise, if you think I am going to change the way things have been done (fairly well) for over 14 years, you must really think I'm gullible. BTW, according to dictionary.com:

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rube n. Slang An unsophisticated country person.

It's funny... Red, RF and Donnie call me an "urbanest" and you (and I suppose all of the animals in the world, if you are to be believed) are calling me a country bumpkin. I must be doing something right if both sides think I am wrong!

-josh

You over reached in thinking I called you an urbanest Josh. I have always felt that you had a more rural sense then a lot of ARA. You are a tad bit off there. However a lot of ARA don't have your sense of wilderness or farm boy choices. I certainly wouldn't accuse you of being an urbanest any more then I would John Muir. I even felt Soybean was a person who loved the woods but came to different conclusions then I, about how to best serve those woods and streams. No big deal on my notation, though. I don't want you to think I figured you to be an Urban dummy is all.

Donnie, if you didn't call him an "urbanest"...Red didn't call him an "urbanest"....and I didn't call him an "urbanest".....where did he come up with that idea?

Don't know RF. I have known Josh on the net for years. I happen to know some of his past antidotes indicate his background and travels are hardly Urbane. Not in the least surprised to see Josh wants to be Shark Shit.

Donnie, if you didn't call him an "urbanest"...Red didn't call him an "urbanest"....and I didn't call him an "urbanest".....where did he come up with that idea?

Don't know RF. I have known Josh on the net for years. I happen to know some of his past antidotes indicate his background and travels are hardly Urbane. Not in the least surprised to see Josh wants to be Shark Shit.

Donnie, if you didn't call him an "urbanest"...Red didn't call him an "urbanest"....and I didn't call him an "urbanest".....where did he come up with that idea?

Don't know RF. I have known Josh on the net for years. I happen to know some of his past antidotes indicate his background and travels are hardly Urbane. Not in the least surprised to see Josh wants to be Shark Shit.

Yeah...it's certainly more romantic than being worm shit.

How about Thread Wellian Bear Shit. Difference with Josh is I think he wants to be launched to the sharks after death. Don't think he actually wants the sharks to carve him up while he is still alive.

Maybe change the home page to a big skull and crossbones with "Abandon hope all ye who enter" warning with a link to the current homepage ..... or a "you must be this tall ... errr thick skinned ... to board this ride" entry page.

Well, you did ask.

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Maybe change the home page to a big skull and crossbones with "Abandon hope all ye who enter" warning with a link to the current homepage ..... or a "you must be this tall ... errr thick skinned ... to board this ride" entry page.

Well, you did ask.

I know better than to ask your opinion, Wayne. I guess I just don't know enough not to ask your help in volunteering here!