Wednesday, October 27, 2010

(from MZone wire reports) Los Angeles, CA -- The college football destruction machine known as Oregon football was seen late last night heading toward Los Angeles. Residents are being urged to remain calm. Officials hope their only target is the USC football team on Saturday and that they will spare the rest of the city.

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After seeing the Duck talking to Lane Kiffin, maybe there is something to this Duck Star:

Lane Kiffin: So what team are we playing this week?Duck: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to know who you’re playing this week.Lane Kiffin: We don't need to know who we are playing.Duck: This isn’t the team you need to prepare for.Lane Kiffin: This isn’t the team we need to prepare for.Duck: You can prepare for Notre DameLane Kiffin: We can prepare for Notre DameDuck: Pay no attention to all our scoring.Lane Kiffin: Pay no attention to their scoring.

Yost, glad to hear that you had a good time out West. This post was pointed out to me by a fellow Duck fan. Very cleverly written, but Phil's commentary, or rather script for the upcoming week, was hilarious. Out of respect to you all, Go Big Blue! Oh yeah, Go Ducks too!!

How dare you call us classy!!! We hand out dog biscuits to husky fans. We boo injured players on the field for holding up our offense. I love my ducks and we've worked hard to earn the reputation as the best (worst?) hecklers in college football. I'm just shocked and saddened that anyone would call us classy. PS when's the next matchup? I'd love to travel to the Big House

Even with a fake Duck Star hanging over the Coliseum, my eye still focuses on those crazy bleachers-in-front-of-bleachers configuration they have in the end zone. You know you have a challenging stadium when your end-zone seats are so far away from the field they have to put new bleachers in front of those!

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