Dennis Jones’ neighbors called the cops after the Paisley man had allegedly crashed into trees outside his home while trying to back out of his driveway Tuesday morning, News4Jax.com reported.

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He went on to get stuck in dirt close to his neighbor’s fence, according to a police report.

When police arrived on the scene they said the 57-year-old reeked of alcohol, was slurring his words and missing a lens on his glasses, News4Jax reported.

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According to a police report, Jones copped to having downed “less than one pint of vodka” that morning.

He was taken into custody after a breathalyzer test showed alcohol in his system at more than three times the legal limit, police said.