On Friday night's episode of Real Time With Bill Maher, he enlisted the help of Jane Lynch to do a dramatic reading of Anthony Weiner's SUPER NSFWFacebook exchanges with Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss, and it's just as, if not more, amazing than you anticipate!

Check it out (above)!

Just wait for the final exchange! It's almost too good to be true - if we didn't know that it was!

We think Maher says it best: "We're all appalled by that, but it had to be done!"

LOLz! Indeed, it did! And we couldn't be more thrilled than it was those two re-enacting it!

The Real Housewives of DC's official White House gatecrasher, Michaele Salahi, has an addition to her long list of pathological lies accomplishments - she's apparently a singer, and is prepping the iTunes release of her first single, Bump It, which debuts tomorrow!

Check out a clip of the track (below)!

Yes, she claims that the voice on that track belongs to her!

She also claims that she decided to pursue a career in music because Oprah Winfrey told her to while the pair chased sunshine and kittens through the imaginary fields of Virginia Wine Country together backstage during the inauguration of President Barack Obama!

We cannot even explain to you how many chills are shooting through our body right now!

The end is here, folks, and damn, does it look like they're pulling out all of the stops or WHAT?!

Lock yourself in a room alone so you can openly weep with joy, and dear lord, PLEASE check out the just-released trailer for the concluding chapter of the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (above)!

We're just going to say it: we predict GREATNESS!

It seems as though they've truly PERFECTED integrating not only every plot point from the novel, but expanded upon it in a way that isn't only visually stunning and action packed while still maintaining the integrity and heart of the source material!

We couldn't be more THRILLED…OR more excited for this to finally be released!

Zayn previewed the duet by posting a black and white pic of himself with Swifty on his Instagram -- but hey, she is bestiez with his girlfriend Gigi Hadid, so it wouldn't be unusual that they hang out... But collab?!