I was planning to enjoy one more glorious day off before getting back to the grind. But I had to write this post to show you how a misguided, materialistic single mom is raising her twin sons to be narcissists.

Singer Alicia Keys waved to fans as she arrived with 2-year-old son Egypt to the ITV studios in the UK for a guest appearance on the “Alan Carr: Chatty Man” show. 3 independent studies have clinically proven that sucking pacifiers stunts the emotional growth and development of boys.

The research followed the emotional growth of baby boys who sucked pacifiers while simultaneously viewing facial expressions in a video. The results revealed that toddler boys did not mimic the emotional expressions seen on faces in the video. The same studies showed no similar effects on girls of the same age.

Fame whore Kim Kardashian sparked rumors of a possible wedding to good pal Kanye West when she tweeted this pic of herself wearing a wedding dress along with the caption “Late night fitting #pucci.”

West, 35, also sparked rumors when he commissioned a design for an engagement ring last month.

Kardashian, who is still married to her last victim, Kris Humphries, often demands exorbitantly priced engagement rings from suckers within weeks of ensnaring them in her traps. This is typical behavior of women with borderline personalities.

Parents, please educate your sons about women like Kim so they don’t fall into their trap.

Tom cruise has already found his next victim love interest. According to reports, Cruise’s latest source of narcissistic supply girlfriend is a little known actress named Yolanda Pecoraro.

Radaronline.com reports that the Church of Scientology rushed to find Cruise a new lady — one who was already indoctrinated into the cult — and 27-year-old Pecoraro fits the bill perfectly. She’s a devout Scientologist who has been passed around to two other Scientology members previously.

Unfortunately, Yolanda’s previous relationships with Scientology men didn’t work out for her. That’s the problem with dating cult members; they’re so flaky.

President Barack Obama is typical of most narcissists who say what they think their audience wants to hear. If there is any backlash, they usually resort to a well-rehearsed list of excuses or defenses.

This is what happened when Obama decided to buck 6,000 years of tradition and reinterpreted the Bible to serve his own political purposes.

When Obama voiced his personal opinion on same-sex marriages, he didn’t consider the 95% of black voters who contributed to his historic election in 2008 — more than half of whom are opposed to same-sex marriage.

In each of the 30 states where gay marriage is banned, black voters were contributing factors.

Black voters make up between 15% and 30% of the voting pool in key states. But Obama didn’t care about the black vote in 2008, so he certainly isn’t concerned with the black vote now.

What does concern the president and his advisers are the evangelical churches whose denominations are mostly conservative. That is why, in the hours after his historic announcement on May 9, one of the first people Obama reached out to was the Rev. Joel C. Hunter, the pastor of a large conservative megachurch in Florida (pictured above).

Singer/actress Jennifer Hudson visited Six Flags Great America in Chicago, Illinois with her fiance David “Punk” Otunga, less than 24 hours after William Balfour was found guilty of murdering her mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew. Hudson, who appeared to be wearing a necklace with the face of a young boy on the pendant – possibly that of her nephew Julian King, tried out new ride X Flight with her husband. Jurors convicted Balfour of 1st degree murder in the deaths of Darnell Donerson, Jason Hudson and Julian King after three days of deliberations. He was also convicted of home invasion and residential burglary.Photo: Six Flags Great America/Splash