You’re looking for the low-down, huh? That’s going to take lettuce.
You want the dope? the scoop? the skinny? Ten bucks a day plus expenses. No negotiations. I ain’t no fourth-rate gumshoe – but a ducky shincracker like you already knew that… Out of curiosity, what’s the word for people who overuse slang?You can download the full uncompressed files here!

This is the music playing at the slightly-too-nice cafe – while you pretend to be rational while discussing who gets to keep which snakes in the divorce. I mean, the snakes don’t really seem to care… they just hang out in the drawers most of the time. And you kind of really want to keep Alice, the piebald ball python… she’s really photogenic, but she is kind of a jerk.You can download the full uncompressed files here!