World Cup Fucking Fever!

Holy shit, football fans – the 2014 FIFA World Cup is upon us and, proving football/soccer to be the world game, everyone seems to be losing their marbles. Rocco Siffredi, the Italian Stallion and one of porn’s hardest working men, has sworn off orgasms until his beloved national team is either eliminated or stands victorious above all other teams. “Guys, I’ve had thousands of orgasms but there is one I will never forget. The one I had together with all of you. Do you remember when we won the World Cup in 2006?” In an effort to ensure his team has all the support they might need, Rocco vows to forgo sex for the duration of Italy’s participation in the Brazil cup. He also makes a few homoerotic overtures to both his fans and to Italia’s players: “”I foresee hard times, very hard,” he tells fans, “but you need to support me, you need to write to me, don’t abandon me. And to the 22 players who are in Brazil, I ask only one thing: Let me at least enjoy you.”

Meanwhile, back in the USA, one of Twitter’s most notorious adult hastags, #TeamBJ is at it again! Two years since she and Angelina Castro offered their Twitter followers blowjobs if Miami Heat clinched the championship, Sara Jay, fulfiller of fellatial promises and fantasies galore, is back again with another tantalizing promise: if either USA, England, Germany or Brazil win the 2014 FIFA World Cup, she and Siri will invite and encourage their Twitter followers to meet them for some oral gratification. As their combined followers currently include some 542,000 users, it’s clear these ladies are down for the cause. But… four teams? Who has allegiance with which teams and does it really matter if thousands of porn fans have their fantasies made real by some gifted footballers and two incredibly generous pornstars? Fuck no, don’t be daft!

As the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks into high gear and we approach the finals, I’m sure the major porn networks will jump into the fray with World Cup-themed hardcore scenes, but right now there seems precious few releases honoring the world game’s biggest competition. Oh, but there is this little gem from South Korea…