Ever sit around in your spare time just trying to put together the perfect woman? It’s a lot easier to imagine her than it is to actually find her isn’t it? I mean, it’s not very often you come across a girl who is not only pretty enough to compete in a beauty pageant, but when she comes home from that pageant, she can chop down the tree in the backyard that’s interfering with your satellite signal. Or is it?

Turns out this type of woman does exist, and in fact, she’s not alone. She has a sister. I’d like to introduce you all to the Unger Sisters of New Hampshire.