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We don't make fun of blogs, we write them!Sat, 14 Mar 2015 16:40:56 +0000http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6enhourly1Getting Back Down to Businesshttp://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/05/19/getting-back-down-to-business/
http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/05/19/getting-back-down-to-business/#commentsTue, 19 May 2009 15:44:38 +0000Kevin Murphyhttp://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/05/19/getting-back-down-to-business/Sure we had a tough weekend, but that’s not gonna slow us down. We have lots of fun stuff in the hopper – some great Guest Riffers, including Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm. We have some titles that are guaranteed to surprise you. More shorts, more old moldy movies, more bleeding edge new movies, Rifftones music, Comic-Con, outdoor screenings at the Stone Brewery. Oh, we’re busy.

But never too busy to take care of what’s vitally important: delivering you fresh images of bad wax figures.

So cheers from Bad Wax Bogie, Bad Wax… David Caruso, I think; Bad Wax… Nicole Kidman? And Bad Wax I Have No Clue. Help me out here, friends, we must identify these Bad Wax Celebrities! Send your guesses right away!

I would venture to guess that only a few elite figures warrant the “multiple wax figures of you in the same wax museum” status. Skinny/Fat Elvis, short/long hair Beatles, adorable tyke/ghoul Michael Jackson. I put forth that the Olsen Twins should be the same way! By same way, of course, I mean the adorable tyke/ghoul model. And are we supposed to believe for a second that these are actually distinct wax modes of Mary Kate AND Ashley, rather than a simple recasting of the same model? Please! I know corner cutting when I see it!!!

Speaking of corner cutting, I will now do the same, as this picture was just a flimsy excuse to post this montage of Michelle Tanner “You Got it Dude” moments and Stephanie Tanner “How Rude” moments.

Also, just to capitalize entirely on the search traffic from that above post: