How Do Armbar?

In the course of human events it becomes necessary to laugh at other people's stupidity. With these noble words on our lips, we introduce you to our latest column here at Bullshido: How Do Armbar?

In this column we will feature retardalicious statements of pure asininity that haunt our Internet, particularly on the topic of Martial Arts. We will devote our time to rooting out some of the dumbest things ever said by Orientophile Teens obsessed with the latest Anime, fat basement shut-ins living out their Matrix fantasies, and all sorts of flotsam and jetsam that pollutes our meme pool like the urine of unsupervised toddlers.

Our resident demon-spawn, Hedgehogey, will lead us all on this journey into the depths of inanity. Warning, you follow at your own peril:

Just to help-out us less street-wise.May someone explain the proper way of getting someone off of my back if he/she was straggling me?Im not asking 'cause I know everything.....my .....friend wants to know.