With the summer heat upon us, you're gonna have to stay cool somehow. Try importing these eerily-realistic ice cream popsicles from Stoyn in Russia. You might object, but we've already been eating creepy popsicle heads for decades.

Nothing good can come out of that sentence. I hate you, ice cream man. And then there's something about a tequila sunrise Super Mario that's just sort of... off. [Laughing Squid]