But naw, billionaire Trump had to be a cheapskate and serve the team crusty patties and cold fries.

And don’t give me that “everyone loves fast food” argument because 1. a lot of it isn’t healthy and 2. THIS IS THE GOT DAMN WHITE HOUSE.

Fast food is what you get at 11 p.m. after you visit the White House, and that’s just for a nice nightcap.

Then Trump had the nerve to send out a tweet that has since been deleted, writing:

“Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!”

First off…

“Ham-burg-er.”

Secondly, if you put food in front of hungry people, what are they going to do?