Eleanor: Well, perhaps it might be more efficient for you to have your own assignment rather than accompanying me.Blair: Even better! Why notâ€”Eleanor: Patty Blagojevich.Blair: I'm going to assume that that noise was a sneeze and that you meant to say Indra Nooyi.

Blair: I told you that it was just one movie on one lonely holiday break. That's it.Dan: No, I'm here to see Serena.Blair: Oh. Well. She's not here to see you. Shocker.Dan: Where is she?Blair: Ah, she's off scheming with Chuck. Disguises are involved. It can't end well.

Chuck: As I see it, we have two distinct goals. I want to block the sale of Bass Industries, you want to get ol' Ben out of jail. A single strategy may satisfy us both.Serena: Which is?Chuck: Blackmail.

Eleanor: Oh. Honey, that reminds me. I was thinking, why not work with me at Waldorf Designs? You love fashion.Blair: Well I also love a good pot-au-feu but that doesn't mean that I'm going to build a career around it.

Serena: I had to pull an Erin Brockovich and go down to the Litchfield County clerk's office to try to get a copy of the case. And how's this for irony ...Blair: Court records are public so you wore a push-up bra for no reason?Serena: The case filed is sealed because it involved a minor.