leaked notebook shows David Cameron policies.

The Economy has been the main problem that the Current Con/Lib Government policies have faced, but what else are they planning ? A leaked notebook from ten downing street may hold clues as david Cameron notes may show :
1. Immigrants to be colour coded to show how foreign they are .
2. General election to be called only when i get offered a well paying job in the private sector .
3 . Severed limbs instead of being disposed of will be reused as food for the poor .
4. All B.B.C programme will not be made without approval from Rupert Murdoch .
5. Disparaging jokes or remarks about bankers to be make completely illegal by 2011. A different scapegoat that suits the government better will be announced in the Sun by then .
6 . A twenty per cent reduction in thinking in the working class to be introduced .
7. Get some lower class johnnie to explain the rules of football (excluding offside ) by the 2014 Euro tournament .
8. A year by year increase in shouting at Liberal voters , who voted Liberal so they wouldn't get a Conservative government , but voted Liberal and got a Conservative government .The idiots .
9. Which reminds me if i have five minutes i'll look at a Liberal Policy .