I hope this wasn't a confidential instant message! Nonetheless I've done some judicious editing just to heighten the suspense. Besides, if this guy doesn't post anyway, surely he won't mind when I MAKE POSTS out of what he sends me! ;-)

02:10:06A. Nony MooseIs it compltely wrong of me to be annoyed with about 85% of the people who post on The W?02:10:07See Our Zed (Autoreply)It LOOKS like I'm here...but I'm not02:13:05A. Nony Mooseand also, the "one question" forum just leads me to not want to post anywhere when people like Jaguar are saying that they've only been "DRUNK" twice in their lives, as well as (deleted's) amazing levels of suckitude, combined with the rest of the people who bring absolutely NOTHING to the table... you know what? I've had some drinks in me tonight. and Jaguar might consider me "DRUNK", but god bless you. You keep that place up and running even though the majority of the people who post there are complete social retards.