In the wallowing woods, our hero, the grand Lord over all of Springfield, the Mighty Sky Finger, taps quietly.

Why?
They do not respond.
To what ends?
Perhaps mankind was not meant to know.

What is known is the jingle, the tune that plays with every tap of the Sky Finger.

Tappa, tappa, tappa

Do you hear it? The song of your door? The hallowed screams of the seekers of Frost and wood? They who posses Pointy ears, and small hands, crafty individuals the most ❤️❤️❤️❤️ if I may say so.
Yes, their merry song will be your undoing.