Worst beauty products

Can be anything: shampoo, lipstick, deodorant, etc.

My newest hate is the money I wasted on L'Oreal Vive Pro shampoo & conditioner. I have to have a fairly thick and moisturizing shampoo and conditioner, but this stuff felt like pure silicone. My hair was so limp and greasy. And I hated the smell - hard to peg, but it was kind of like stale candy.

Dove Energy Glow moisturizer - night cream, I think. I hated the smell, it was kind of shimmery (why, for a night cream?), it felt like it just sat on top of my skin and then faded away to nothing with no discernible hydrating effect, and it seemed sort of metallic somehow - like my skin was *thisclose* to itching or having a reaction. Yucko.

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maybelline shine sensational lip gloss. i bought it because i was out of my favourite l'oréal and the drugstore i was in didn't carry it and this looked to be a similar colour but damn, it sucks ass. my l'oréal actually gives me some colour, this just goes on clear, and not just that, it doesn't last for shit.

another gloss i hate is mac lip glass. that shit is so, so sticky it's annoying. yes, gloss needs some staying power but this is too much. it constantly gets hair and other crap stuck to it and your lips feel stuck together too.

pantene shampoo. all of it. never found one i could use, except maybe the volumising clear one. not that it's great or anything but it's the only one that doesn't give me totally limp hair.

maybelline great lash mascara. never got the hype. tried it and it makes my lashes clump.

labello lip balms. so bad. the consistency is horrible. they're all grease and no hydration for your lips, so that underneath the balm, your lips are actually getting drier.

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Garnier Pure Clean shampoo and conditioners. After using this for the first time my hair was slimy, greasy and felt like it was covered in a thin film of candle wax. The Pure Clean anti-frizz serum is the exact same crappy product. Just because a product says it's 'green' or all natural doesn't mean it works well.

My newest hate is the money I wasted on L'Oreal Vive Pro shampoo & conditioner. I have to have a fairly thick and moisturizing shampoo and conditioner, but this stuff felt like pure silicone. My hair was so limp and greasy. And I hated the smell - hard to peg, but it was kind of like stale candy.

This times eleventy! I thought it was just me. Turned my head into a weird grease ball.

Any Cover Girl foundation or mascara, its all just so useless.

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Garnier Pure Clean shampoo and conditioners. After using this for the first time my hair was slimy, greasy and felt like it was covered in a thin film of candle wax. The Pure Clean anti-frizz serum is the exact same crappy product. Just because a product says it's 'green' or all natural doesn't mean it works well.

Absolutely the same here. Any Garnier product = instant greaseball for me. That Fructis thing (dunno if it's called the same everywhere) is just terrible.

I hate Oil of Olay stuff. Haven't bought any of their creams in ages because I regretted it every single time.