In honor of National Massage Therapy Awareness Week, I’m posting one of my favorite lists pulled together from various sources. We all need a laugh now and again! You’ll know you’re a massage therapist if you laugh or nod your head as you read this list.

(Thanks to everyone who contributed to my list. No, I didn’t think these up on my own.)

10. You call 20 to 30 hours a week “full time”.

9. Snoring, drooling and farting are all high compliments.

8. Everyone you know tells you about this knot that they have.

7. Everyone wants a massage at your family reunions.

6. You’re the strongest muscle relaxant available without a prescription.