diamond geezer

Saturday, July 12, 2003

Big Brother's most desperate gimmicks1)Day 50: Voting Jon Tickle back into the house for the last two weeks. And I think it might just work...
2)Day 37: Hiding "Moaner" Lisa in the reward room as a surprise new whining housemate.
3)Day32: The African housemate exchange, flying Cameron to Africa and the rather-livelier Gaetano to Elstree.
4)Day 29: The ill-advised double eviction, removing both Federico and public favourite Jon overnight.
5)Day 45: Sticking a free pub in the reward room, open twelve hours a day for five days. Hic.
6)Day 25: Subtly increasing the number of housemates up for eviction from two to three to boost revenue from voting.
7)Day 1: Sticking Anouska in the house to keep Sun readers happy, only for the public to boot her out at the first opportunity.
8)Day 44: The bomb-scare evacuation. It was all genuine and not a set-up to increase the ratings, honest.
9)Day 10: Getting everyone to dress up in cub scout uniform and go camping in the garden.
10)Day 46: Playing music into the house as an alarm call to try to make the housemates a bit more animated. Fat chance.