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05/03/2011

Have Uverse service? Wondering how much bandwidth you use? Here is a script that plays nice with cacti, that can fetch bandwidth data from your Uverse 2-Wire 3800HGV-B Residential Gateway. See the full post for more info!

04/16/2011

04/01/2011

What I really meant to type was "biooooooooo"... Missed it by *that* much! Seriously, where is clippy when I need him to pop out and say "it looks like you are a coyote falling from a railroad bridge... Would you like help finding a hole to land in?"

I came up with a new picture and color scheme, but the gray just didn't look quite right. I still am kind of fond of it though, it has the urban mood I really like. But nevertheless, I stepped over it and moved on to the Jet theme. It has a travel, sky, in-motion kind of feel that I think has more appeal to it.

06/23/2010

OK so while my work computer is trying to defrag itself and hopefully pick up the pitifully slow pace it has been keeping lately, I am going to write a quick blog post. I renamed the blog, to the sardonic "What I Had For Breakfast" because it's probably the least interesting thing imaginable to write about, and I like to be sarcastic most of the time so it fits with the whole theme. Hopefully most of my posts will have a higher level of intrigue than that. Consider yourself free to leave me derisive comments if you feel I am not living up to that expectation.

More to the point of what the blog *is* about; I plan on writing about anything that seems genuinely interesting to me and possibly relatable to anyone reading along at home (including future-me, who will be here in about 2 or 3 years to regret each and every poorly written, uninteresting post.)