Movie Reviews

Oh please

Laura | Ontario | 07/14/2004

(1 out of 5 stars)

"This movie sucks, big time ... though sadly this isn't the worst I've seen (*cough* Dark Heaven, Kill By Inches *cough*) but this is severely bad.
If you like low budget, boring horror films, this is the one for you. Other than that, don't waste your time or money unless you want to see for yourself how bad this movie really is."

Severed - Sever yourself from watching this.

Laura | 07/16/2002

(1 out of 5 stars)

"A movie about Voodoo and decapitation sounds good in my book, but not this egregious waste of time and money. It looks like it was filmed on home video cameras and is reminiscent of soft-porn, but a horror movie. No plot, low budget, and terrible acting. Don't get me wrong I love low budget B-movies, but this movie is terrible. It seems like nowadays people don't know how to make a good low budget Horror movie. The only parts worth watching are some heads getting lopped off, but they're not even that great, and you have to sit through a bunch of other boring scenes to get to them. I wouldn't recommend this title to anybody."

You'll want to be severed after watching this

Amanda J. Gragg | Mansfield, Ohio United States | 04/08/2002

(1 out of 5 stars)

"I will make this short and sweet. This movie looks like it was
filmed with a dollar budget by college students, which it probably was. The acting is horrible, the movie is just bad."

They actually released this movie?

Eric B. Erwin | Albuquerque, NM | 03/05/2006

(1 out of 5 stars)

"I ran a movie review website called "The Severed Head Movie Review" from about 1994 to late 1999. I reviewed movies in the theaters, on video and even had a few independent movie makers submit their movies for review. This was one of those idependent movies that I received in the mail. It was also the last movie I ever reviewed. I was pretty exicited about reviewing it as it was called Severed. That excitement quickly vanished. This movie was terrible. Poor acting all around. Terrible script. Bad audio throughout. Now I see that they actually released it to the public. Dear Lord what were they thinking? It is amazing that they actually got someone to put money into this garbage. The only half way decent acting was the guy doing the autopsy. But even his character was just an old cliche. I got this movie for free and it wasn't worth opening the mailbox for. So please, if you love your family, do not bring this horid attempt at a movie into your home."

Severed......

S.M. | Louisiana | 03/02/2006

(2 out of 5 stars)

"With a title like Severed and being a horror movie fan, I bought this movie. A bit disappointing. Some voodo, but basically the movie is about a FBI agent who sets out to destroy a serial killer they name the Head Hunter. The Head Hunter is known for decapitating people and must be stopped. There is some gore in this movie but overall, a bad attempt to make a good horror flick. I bought this movie cheap, thank goodness but I would recommend anyone interested in this film to rent it! and not spend the money to buy it!"