Hello. So, DNA – not to be confused with DKNY, DLA (terribly sage Ab Fab reference. Which kind of loses its edge now we’ve had to explain ourselves), MDMA or YMCA – have released their Sexiest Men Alive issue. Oh hurrahs!

And taking the list from the top and working downwards (we’re gentlemen. Going for the jugular from the off is so The Hoist), goes something like this:

Never heard of him, ditto, yes, yes, yes, never heard, nooooooo, if we’re pissed, never heard, ditto, and 60 more!