All self-deprecating snarkiness aside, the experimental style simply didn’t display right on all devices. I thought it was just the series, but it turns out that the version I posted as an article on Medium will strain your eyes about as bad as your average bigfoot video.

So, to remedy that, I created a free PDF version you can view, download, and share. I’ve also updated all related posts and links. Now, for the first time, you can see how I actually intended the story to look. Just click the image below to give it a read.

I also want to give a quick shoutout to everyone who has been liking my posts recently. I love seeing those likes. If you do read my stories, I’d love to know your thoughts as well. I know the modern world is busy, and you’ve got other things to read, click, and like, so I appreciate those who spend a few of those precious minutes choosing my creative work as their source of entertainment, and I’d love to know who you are and what you think.

About the Series
Dialogues is a series of short fictional stories written entirely in conversational form. So far, there are 11 works published in the series. A new dialogue arrives every week of 2018. Follow me on Medium or subscribe via email to keep notified.

No. Not a thing on Mexican girl mustaches.

Hey, bookworms! I’ve got a new story up at Literally Literary. Check it out, leave some claps, and comment with your thoughts. Thanks!

A thin pamphlet on getting older — at least as old as a true youngster gets. Read up on it there he will, under H.

hair . . . . .p12

No. Nothing. Not a thing on Mexican girl mustaches. Dark line of lip hair. Upper lip. No beard. But still startling. Took a bit to get eyes to quit roaming the hips of blond beauties and to look directly at those accented lips. Yes it took time, but now Frank wants to lick that lip hair. And if there’s hair up there then there might be hair. . .

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Read my new story, a part of “Dialogues: a Collection of Creative Conversations.” If you haven’t read any of the dialogues, I encourage you to check out the series. The whole series can be read online or on your phone with the Medium.com app. If you get a “read on a larger screen” error message, simply zoom out or go full screen to view, and my apologies for the glitch.

Dialogues is a series on Medium of short fiction in dialogue form.
Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).You can also read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

Happy monster hunting, bookworms.

*Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to Medium series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).You can also read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

A drunk professor decides to verbally colonize her male graduate student in this new creative conversation from Randal Eldon Greene’s Dialogues.

“Only in this way can we claim any totalizing mode of representation, balancing the transgressive and the privileged, allowing motherland and fatherland to occupy the same bodily space.”

*Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).

Note: some web browsers will ask that you “read on a larger screen” when it comes to series. This is an EASY FIX. Simply zoom out a bit, or you can go full screen. Either option works. F11 on most PC keyboards is a great shortcut for going full screen and back. Hitting the control (Ctrl) key while using the scroll wheel on your mouse is the easiest method for zooming in and out (assuming you have a mouse and it has a scroll wheel).You can always read the series on your phone by using the Medium app.

So, if you haven’t read any stories from my dialogue series because of the previous mobile app requirement, please please please check it out.

Q: Why the hell did I write a story called 88 “Spice Up Your Date” Shimmer Palette?
A: Because I was inspired by the blogging-form of literature known as “the product review.” This story is a commentary on that and also delves into the deeper meaning of happiness in life.