Dictionary

Writer’s Note: I’m suffering from a writer’s block along with some problems so here is just a random post I wrote. These are some of the terms in the dictionary that I really think need to be corrected while keeping in mind the flow of our current society.

Fashion

The name given to clothes when they get torn up and/or are too small for a person to wear. It may also include wearing of pants so low that everyone can see your underpants. E.g.

Dude, why are you wearing your pants backwards?

It’s the latest fashion man!

Terrorism

Any act that goes against developed countries struggle to gain power even if it’s self perseverance or defense. All acts of terror are met with a righteous and holy awe from the skies above in the form of bombs. E.g.

Iran is committing terrorism by standing up to America and trying to accumulate a small fraction of the nuclear power possessed by them.

I don’t like him, I am the president… HE IS A TERRORIST!

Innocence

A mythical concept used to get out of trouble. Often confused with stupidity and ignorance. E.g.

But your honor I am innocent! I didn’t know you couldn’t park in the no parking zone to pee at a cop car.

She is so innocent that she doesn’t even know the meaning of sex. That’s another thing that she was 16 before she learnt how to wave goodbye.

Love

The craving you get when you get up in the middle of the night and realize that you must have something to fulfill your physical needs. E.g.

I love food.

I love Sarah.

No, wait I love Bella now, she’s hotter.

F*ck

The universal adverb, adjective, verb and pronoun that can be used to define any or all events of life. There is no real meaning of Fuck and it can be used on all occasions due to its versatility and ease of use.

e.g.

That fucker got the fuck out before I came in.

Fuck, I am so fucked.

So what the fuck is your problem?

General Knowledge

The knowledge of everything related to showbiz related people and their pets. Spreading of this knowledge in all circles is a duty obligated upon all of us. E.g.

Hey do you know what LHC is?

No, but do you know who Kim Kardashian is?

No…

Dude you don’t know anything at all! Shes …….

Vampires

A mythical being that sparkles in the sun light and is extremely gay looking, they suck blood to survive but that is no reason for all the girls in the world to stop wanting to be their girl friends. E.g.

Edward

Music

A form of arts that is made by people who are deaf for the mentally retarded using computer software known as Auto Tune. Usually causes a lot of attention and coining of new terms in the English language after the good looking “genius”. E.g.

Justin Beiber is a musician and his song Baby has such a deep meaning to it.

Money

The thing that makes the world go around and the source of every action by the people.

Anorexic

Looking thin and amazing for the world to see and adore. Synonyms: Sexy, Beautiful

Women

The supposed centre of the universe and any action done by men is done to impress them.

Selfish

The act of doing the right thing and thinking only about own well being as you are the most important part of this universe

Rich

Someone who has a lot of money and as stated money makes the world go around; it gives limitless power and no accountability to the person who wields a lot of it.

Corruption

A fun family game played by people in power to see who can steal the most from the public without getting caught.

Democracy

A mythical concept choked down people’s throat to make them give power to the candidates of corruption.

Homer Simpson

A person with an IQ greater than half of the world’s population.

Facebook

A place where people can gather to pretend to appreciate the mundane daily activities of each other such as going to the washroom or waking up and having breakfast.