Piss Up A Rope

A bawdy, halfway-hollered country song that has Gene Ween describing the horrid aspects of life with his girlfriend and kicking her to the curb. I once made up a line dance to this and did it with my friend on video, which is slightly embarrassing.

The song sounds completely, purely country, from the beat to the accent, but the lyrics get more and more typically Ween-disgusting; at one point Gene suggests that the girl wash his balls with a warm wet rag. It is comforting to know that even if the Ween Machine can produce an album of all country songs, there's still this piece of them that stays unchanged.