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Anyhow, the big rumor is that there will be two new Warhammer (40k) races. Instead of waiting to see what developes, I will instead start unrepentant speculation!

I believe that the newest 40k race will be:

Adeptus Mechanicus.

It makes perfect sense. They could use pre-existing Imperial models and therefore would only have to come up with a portion of a new race. Further more, there could be spill-back of AM minis in pre-existing armies (meaning, I could use some of the new minis in my old army). Most of the mythology is already there and considering the amount of fluff GW has added to the AM since 4th, it seems odd to me that they wouldn't follow up with a new army.

This is my theory. It probably won't end up being true, but at least it makes sense.

The system, like other aspects of the game, was criticized for focusing on the most lurid aspects of violence, sexuality, and scatology, and of actualizing racism, sexist, homophobic, and other bigoted viewpoints. For example, characters have statistics for breast size, penis size, and anal and vaginal circumference, to determine how much damage is taken when characters are raped. In addition, weak men and unattractive women are more likely to be homosexual, and characters with very low intelligence have a chance of gaining a "retard strength" bonus. Certain magical items would cause characters to look and act like various racial stereotypes. Random rolls on tables for combat damage might result in characters receiving unlikely wounds such as a severed clitoris, while magical accidents might result in curses such as having fruit grow from one's genitals. Characters can also increase their skill in Urination, allowing them to urinate farther and more precisely.

It makes perfect sense. They could use pre-existing Imperial models and therefore would only have to come up with a portion of a new race. Further more, there could be spill-back of AM minis in pre-existing armies (meaning, I could use some of the new minis in my old army). Most of the mythology is already there and considering the amount of fluff GW has added to the AM since 4th, it seems odd to me that they wouldn't follow up with a new army.

This is my theory. It probably won't end up being true, but at least it makes sense.

The system, like other aspects of the game, was criticized for focusing on the most lurid aspects of violence, sexuality, and scatology, and of actualizing racism, sexist, homophobic, and other bigoted viewpoints. For example, characters have statistics for breast size, penis size, and anal and vaginal circumference, to determine how much damage is taken when characters are raped. In addition, weak men and unattractive women are more likely to be homosexual, and characters with very low intelligence have a chance of gaining a "retard strength" bonus. Certain magical items would cause characters to look and act like various racial stereotypes. Random rolls on tables for combat damage might result in characters receiving unlikely wounds such as a severed clitoris, while magical accidents might result in curses such as having fruit grow from one's genitals. Characters can also increase their skill in Urination, allowing them to urinate farther and more precisely.

WHAT

I would play the fuck out of that.

Fallout on June 2007

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