During the rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual
offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you
get to me and you want me to promise to "love, honor and obey" and
"forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate it if
you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and
walked away satisfied.

Day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to the main
event, when it comes time for the groom's vows the pastor looks the young
man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before
her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning
of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will
not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "yes."

And then the groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we
had a deal." The pastor put his $100 into his hand and whispered back:
"She made me a much better offer."

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