1. America's second founding document that replaced the Articles of Confederation. The Constitution was created in 1789 because many (NOT ALL) of our Founding Fathers believed that the AoC did not create a strong enough central government.

The US Constitution includes a preamble, 3 Federal Branches of government, and the Bill of Rights. The Consitution can also be amended, and now has 27 amendments ranging from pay raises for congress, to emancipation from slavery.

2. Any country's founding document.

1. Unfortunately the Consitution has been hammered away by both Left and Right political parties seeking to expand the Federal government. George W. Bush is not the first person to shit all over the Constitution. Stop giving him all the credit. Presidents like Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincholn, and FDR have caused the most damage.

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.