I never use the top napkins, and I always throw out the first few layers on the toilet paper before I use it..

When I eat my Raisin Bran I eat all of the flakes first and leave the raisins for last, and then I have to stuff all of the raisins in my mouth at the same time...even if there's too much and it almost makes me choke..

I always lock the bathroom door, even if I'm home alone..

I always feel watched, so I'm constantly looking around me and such..

I put my socks on before I even step out of the shower... well, after I dry them off, of course..

i never let the microwave beep when its done, i always stop it at 1 second

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whenever i put something in the microwave, i go to the bathroom and try to beat the clock. so if something is in there for 30 seconds i try and pee/wash my hands, and get back in time before it goes beep beep

I used to always go ".." after EVERY line I typed..
I have no problem wearing the same pants for 5 straight days, if they're not visually dirty..
I grew up poor, my parents are rich now.. And sometime I have a holier than thou attitude..
My family.. (aunts, uncles, and grandma) drive me away from hanging out with them because they're soooooo nosey..
If I date a girl that isnt top notch good looking, I'm always checking out other girls, if she's super hot, I'm all into her.
I do and say stupid shit AND know that I did it.. And still dont give a fuck..

whenever i put something in the microwave, i go to the bathroom and try to beat the clock. so if something is in there for 30 seconds i try and pee/wash my hands, and get back in time before it goes beep beep

it's fun.

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i do that as well...only with stuff that takes about a minute, though. i rush either up or downstairs, take a wizz...and as i mentioned before, i flush the toilet early...trying to time it so that i finish right before the toilet stops...rush back and THEN stop it with the one second left, cuz i hate the beeping sound.

whenever i put something in the microwave, i go to the bathroom and try to beat the clock. so if something is in there for 30 seconds i try and pee/wash my hands, and get back in time before it goes beep beep