2) More fighting now as we hand out our hotly contested Football Brawl of the Week award. This one was a particularly close three-way call, involving Estudiantes Tecos v CSD Dorados de Sinaloa in the Mexican second division, after which an impressive nine players were sent off; Teniente Farina v Libertad in Paraguay's junior leagues, which trumped that by provoking every player on both sides into red card offences, including all the substitutes – a total of 36 individual expulsions – even though, according to the Teniente president, the officials "Ran to their dressing room as soon as the fighting broke out. They weren't able to see anything that happened"; and Totino-Grace v Prairie Seeds Academy in the Minnesota State High School League, which is currently the focus of a criminal investigation (This a week after an Alabama high school American football game ended in such a big fight the schools have been fined $15,000). So, which of the three wins our award? There's only one way to decide … fight!

6) Have you ever imagined what would happen if The Guardian's own Frank Keating wrote the script for a film about Euro 88, to be narrated by Craig Charles? No, probably not. But someone did – and then he made it happen! Warning: it's 45 minutes long.