I find it funny how we all seem to think that everyone is a dude and then get all worked up when we figure out that a dude is actually a chick! On the internet, I usaully just consider everyone an “it” until their gender is comfirmed.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

I always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).

harkovastI always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).

Art thou calling I a wench? Thou hast disgraced me and my kin for the last time!*Draws sword*Have at thee!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.” -Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

harkovastHakoshen is a legend.He was created by the romans to give the people back home something to be afraid of.

As you can see, it worked a little too well because these days he can be down right terrifying!

Fix'th.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.I'm the enemy he requires to define him.Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.-Harkovast

harkovastI always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).

WHAT!? *draws a mace* I'm a man knave *charge!* have at ye!

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

harkovastI always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).

ME, MY BROTHERS IN ARMS WAFF AND THEREALTJ, AND THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY NI SHALLT DESTROY YOU FOR SUCH BLASPHAMY!!!

I shall join thee, knights. For I am not a wench. I be a maiden most fair.

Also: Just a reminder. The Drunk Duck Awards begin tomorrow. Don't forget to vote the Drunk Duck Mafia Comic for best Community Project. (and if you could squeeze Mystery Bread in anywhere, I would be much obligued).

@ everyone: I gotta mow grass in a few minutes. Since it takes three to four hours expect the game to begin a little late. It shouldn't be later than 1:30 GMT though. I'll post a link to the thread when i get it up and roles sent out.

gullasARGH consider yourself lucky woman, for if it was for Odin, you would not dress in colours or go around fiddling with the knights. No, you would be at home, makin' bread and buter for your husband, who greatfully leaves his family in order to pillage and plunder for your own survival!

*draws a sword* Like to see you try.

0.0 yikes, watch were you point that thing…

You shame me brother. This is not the Viking way. Our women are proud and brave and take arms like the rest of us. And now you're backing away from a fight? Have you no shame? A true warrior would smile at the chance of a bloodshed for it may be the time that the Valkyries smile upon us and grant us access to true paradise. One where we'll spend the days fighting and the nights drinking.

Death on a battlefield will be a good day indeed.

And you may all have your fun with your “Hark, who goes there?” but I can take great comfort in the fact that I speak a true ancient language.

Whoa whoa! Waff, therealtj, what is with you two drawing weapons on me?Must be that time of the month!Forsooth! I come from a time before political correctness.

Can I make an incredibly selfish, off topic request?Would anyone here who hasn't already done so today PLEASE go on my comic and vote on the twc button!I am equally dominic deagon for votes right now!If I could out rank that comic of snouty faced, sub-manga nonsense, it would be AWESOME!

Oh yes Hark, I voted for you just now. Now I expect you and everyone you know to both nominate and vote for TWN in this award thingie.

Now time to get back to work… so I can then later get to work on my new avatar.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.I'm the enemy he requires to define him.Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.-Harkovast

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

Product PlacementWell, if you must know, it's basically a poem I wrote on the fly, saying how great it is to be a Viking. ^^

Making poems on the fly: A necessary skill, where I live.

so the gist of thy peom be the merits of vikings.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

Thank you for enlightening us.now that that is out of the way *brandishes his mace* we should get back to the task in hand. revengeing ourselves on harkovast the knave for believing we're wenches.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI