The Are You a Clueless Schmuck Test

Are you a totally brainless moron breathing good air I might need myself one day? Or are you a compadre, a brother/sister in arms/a true-Blue American? If you're totally clueless, quit now and avoid embarrassment. If you think you've got a chance, continue. WARNING: Skipping a question you don't like will add ten "Schmuck Points" to your score.