C'mon, PDB. Everybody knows that the natrual enemies of robots are bears. And I'm pretty sure pirates can take out more zombies than that. Swords and decapitation and all.

But more importantly, do black-belt snarkists with beyond encyclopedic knowledge of all things that go "Bang" and a pirate-chick entourage do parties? 'Cause that sort of thing would really liven up the annual company christmas bore fest.