I was off to school one day when I heard this lousy music coming from somewhere. The beat was catchy. The lyrics? I have no idea what it meant but it kind of makes me want to nod simultaneously
with the beat. I didn’t pay much attention to it until I reached our classroom.

“Heeeeey Sexy Ladies” I heard my classmates shout that words and their all laughing to it. Now I started to get a bit curious. My best friend, Jay was in the corner. He’s been doing assignments of
my other classmates for as long as ever. I didn’t want to disturb him but I need to borrow a minute to fulfill my curiosity. I’ve asked him what they were up to and he just answered something I
didn’t actually get.

“It’s that Gangnam style craze. It’s quite a trend right now.” he said.

I didn’t have any idea what he said nor how he had pronounced it.

“What?” I baulked. “What’s Condom Store?”

Jay almost busted in laughter but he stopped it with a chuckle. “It’s not condom store, silly. It’s Gangnam Style.”

My face was fishy. I couldn’t get how he’d pronounce it. Well, of course, it’s just simple but it’s too alien to me.

“Come again?” I said. I couldn’t quite get it.

“Gang-Nam Style” he slowly said. “Should I say it again?”

I gasped and said syllable by syllable. “Gang – Nam – Style.” I sighed after. “Did I get to pronounce it correctly?”

I smiled to myself. Somehow, I got proud in some point. I didn’t remember how I managed but in just a moment later, I stood up in class and shouted the word while unaware, our teacher was already
coming inside.

“Open Condom Store!” I shouted loudly.

My classmates, Jay and even our teacher started staring at me in a freakishly awkward way. It was like the whole world had stop for five seconds until my classmates busted in laughter. I felt like
my whole body had started to melt like I would wish I didn’t exist in that very moment.

“What did you say, Mr. Parker?” Our teacher didn’t look so good.

“Uhm.” I paused. I didn’t know how to react. My world just stopped in a moment. I would rather faint that time. “Nothing, ma’am.”

My jaws were shivering. My knees were trembling and weakening. I was looking side by side to my classmates. They were secretly laughing and murmuring.

“Well, do you know what that meant?” Our teacher was getting furious than calm.