I decided to become the most famous Internet Clown. The market for this service is booming. Soon I will be rich and famous. I already created many funny jokes that people can benefit from. I bet that my jokes even saved few lifes because laughing is forcing us to live longer. I changed a life of many people who were not laughing, but started laughing becouse of my jokes. I healed myself when I wrote my jokes. I achieved great success with my jokes becouse thousands of people around the world a laughing at my jokes. I am enjoying my life and contributing usefull jokes to this world. It's good to be me!

Paper money is a debt obligation written by a stranger. This stranger has alot of power and it is really strange. The stranger convinced the society that these debt obligations hold great value which is very strange. Our society is very strange. Do I need debt obligations written by a stranger? If I say yes it will be very strange.

Do I need gold? Why would I need gold? What is better gold or wood? I can make a house out of wood but can I make a house out of gold? If I lived near a golden forest I would probably use gold to make a house. Untill I find a golden forest I will stick with wood. Let's return to the original question do I need gold? Can I eat gold?

Helping people is good. But how can I help people if they don't ask me for help? There are many problems in the world. Did I create them? Why should I try solving your problem and alter the natural course of events? The one who created the problem will eventually solve it. Why should I deny you the chance to solve your own problem? Do I have a problem? After writing this article I don't have any problems!

Do you think they'll give you a call before they host their big profit-taking selloff party?

Or, will they get their money out while you are left holding a bag of worthless stock?

Maybe there's nothing to worry about. After all, throughout all of recorded history, the few "elites" at the top have ALWAYS played fair and made certain that no one individual or group conspired to benefit from "inside information" at the expense of the masses.