Great American Success Story

He was born in a depressed nationStarted tough and worked his way right off the streetThumbed his nose at a graduationWheeled and dealed, his education was complete

He’s got all his hair, but his life is a wreckAlways been a brat, he don’t get no respectHe’s got the time, he’s got the moneyYou better get out of his wayYou better watch out for him, sonny

Back to schoolHe’s gonna take that plungeGonna jump back in thereBack to schoolHe’s gonna shape his mindGonna shed old skin thereBack to school

Spent some time in appreciation of finer artsAnd the human body mysteriesScoring high in procreationGot an ‘A’ in the study of female anatomy

He thinks about his teacher in his literary classHe’s staring at her legsBut he’s dreaming ’bout her faceHe’s got the timeHe’s got the moneyYou better get out of his wayYou better watch out for him, sonny

Back to schoolHe’s gonna take that plungeGonna jump back in thereBack to schoolHe’s gonna shape his mindGonna shed old skin thereBack to school