You forgot to add a threating "or else" to the end of that. That's how all of Rahm's sentences end.

AddHomonym

He's got Rahmbunctious Emanumentum!

bagofmice

If they bring an appellate court, you bring a supreme court. Its the Chicago way.

DoktorZoom

Again with the incitement of violence (clutches pearls and faints away)

nounverb911

Vote early, vote often!

littlebigdaddy

Carol Moseley-Braun can sleep with the motherfucking fishes.

user-of-owls

The streetlamps are on in Chicago tonight,
And lovers a'gazin' at stars;
The stores are all closin', and Daley is dozin',
And the fat man is counting the cars…

To me, way, hey, tow them away,
The Lincoln Park Pirates are we,

Numbat_Dundee

He threatened to bite iff the judge's finger.

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr

here's Rahm's statement after hearing the news:

"It's fucking called fucking goddamn democracy you motherfucking pieces of shit. [finger] Now wake the fucking dead and tell them who the fuck to fucking vote for."

Jukesgrrl

Please tell me the ballots weren't printed without his name. I can't stand six months of lawsuits while the Lizard People argue whether or not the people of Chicago spell better than the people of Minnesota or Alaska. RAHM … it rhymes with BOMB, but that's not how it's spelled, people.

SayItWithWookies

They did print a bunch of ballots without Rahm's name on them — but they're going to make up for it by printing an equal number with votes for him already filled in.

LionelHutzEsq

This is indeed a great day for . . . Democracy?

zhubajie

I guess he's a Democrat, isn't he?

Barbara_i

His swearing in ceremony will sound like an Emergency Broadcast announcement in Oklahoma during tornado season. They will only be allowed to show it on Cinemax after midnight.