If you love someone who loves coffee, give the gift of Indie roaster Tonx's a set of five small coffeegrams, each with 2oz of fresh beans and a special Valentine’s Day message. 10% of your purchase goes to Coffee Kids. — Xeni

Now is your opportunity to bring a Nerf bow, with 75ft range, into the office. Under the guise of playing "Cupid" on Valentines Day you can relentlessly rain arrows, like that elf in those Tolkien movies, on co-workers. A Heartbreaker as well! — Jason

"To get inside a lubricated vagina, a penis needs to be hard enough to push against the opening with one to two pounds of force. That is approximately the amount of force required to open a swinging kitchen door." — David