Per the pee review I think the "someone has to come along at the end and make sure all the parts fit together and sound as if they were written by one person" was what was bothering me the most... ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*(talk)(stalk)Π ~ ~ 07 Apr 2010 ~ 07:31 (UTC)

Give this woman a warm home and she'll bring you hours of fun. Thanks for your vote at Sideboob, appreciated. Al sans chains

No problem whatsoever, about SoS. It's a permanent project anyway, I'm just glad you're interested in it. If you could drag some others with you it would be even better since there certainly will be enough to write. Also, a chatroom conference might be a good idea at some point when you get some time. Ideas might pop up, general or particular ones. --StyleGuide 05:08, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

I think you do get it: it's pretty much the same idea this whole site should revolve around. I just added the concept of a "client" after reading Thinker, faker, spinner, spy, an excellent study of corporate and political spin. I thought the client might work as an extra inspiration for articles since it gives a "reason" to write towards a certain direction: the direction that supports your client's views. I has worked for me in the case of the Bunny- and Edison-serials so far. Of course the whole idea gives out just certain type of absurd serials - but inside of those, there is a lot of room for variation. If you have a look at the finished articles in the said serials you will see that already. --StyleGuide 05:02, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Arkham Asylum thanks you for your generous support. Because of donations from dedicated Gotham City citizens like you, we can afford to keep Bruce Wayne safe from himself for another six months. He was also chosen as our Featured inmate patient for April 24, 2010!

Operations of the U.F.B.I. will once again be working. There shall be changes to some of the things we do (which I'm do not know at the moment) and if anybody wants to add something can talk to meabout it over a nice cup of coffee. In recent times, U.F.B.I. successfully terminated two articles of complete filth, so our progress is going great. Also, put down what ou want to specialize in the group. That is all.--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:19, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Dear brother of our proud fraternity, we need your vote for Nintendo for April's top 3! It is imperative for the glory of the empire er, frat that we get our first collaboration into the top 3 so we can all jerk off celebrate together about our epic success at the next kegger! Please consider lending your support to your bros,

I don't even know where - but I believe you were. --StyleGuide 06:44, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

For serious? Oh yeah I said something (on some forum or talk page) somewhere like "STFU", or something (& at the same time posted on your page that I was just joking...) just in case you thought I was seriously yelling at you. I wasn't. Cheers! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*(talk)(stalk)Π ~ ~ 14 May 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69[TALK]12:57 May 24 2010

This thread went unedited for nearly a month and almost died away quietly...but you brought it back up to the surface, where the mad frenzy of editing will continue! A thousand curses upon you, Happytimes! A THOUSAND I SAY!! —Pelozurian(talk)20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey - you mentioned something a while ago about setting up a creation flow that would add a number of different categories into an UnNews article as part of the creation of it. Have you got a plan of what you are thinking of doing at all? • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009Wednesday, 00:08, Jun 2 2010 UTC

Yes and no. I've thought of a few ways to be able to create a page that allows you to choose different options and stuff, but I'm not sure exactly what you have in mind. I'm actually thinking about the way we categorise at the moment in general and trying to work out a better way of doing it, but haven't had the opportunity to put it into practise yet. • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009Wednesday, 03:20, Jun 2 2010 UTC

Commodore of Imperial ColonizationThis loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Commodore of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy.

Whereas you have helped with five (5) Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. Do we not live in Happytimes? To the Glory of Her Majesty! IC Buccaneer AdmiralWHY???(stratagems) 19:09, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever you feel fit. I was actually thinking something about three or four paragraphs long on a single question, or something like that. Have a look at something like a Dolly talk or letter's to Cleo type of thing. I don't really know as I've only ever done this faux advice column a couple of times myself, and that was when I was in secondary school. Just to give you an idea of the time frame, we didn't have whiteboards, but we also didn't have inkwells. • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009Thursday, 06:15, Jun 10 2010 UTC

I copied the piece under SoS. It will be the fucking flagship of the office, and at the end of the day, everyone will bow deep before our obvious superiority at writing comedy out of NOTHING! You write, I draw (I might also write a bit on the side). Deal? --StyleGuide 14:41, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Trying to. Most often people think of what is wrong with a project rather than seeing its possibilities - but RandomMan is so made of win that even Jehovah himself would participate. Don't stone me for that, I have been stoned several times. --StyleGuide 20:17, June 19, 2010 (UTC)