The REAL issue in "gay marriage" debate the media won't touch with a 10 ft. pole...

The entire "gay marriage" debate has been misframed by The Duopoly & the lamestream media as:

The repuke's "The buy bull don't say nuttin about Adam & Steve" which is a guaranteed losing argument!

vs.

The dummicraps "only a small minded uneducated bigot would dare oppose gay marriage"! The left will also point out the fact that there was a time when the majority favored slavery & so they will claim "gay marriage" is a "civil rights" issue & as such they will instantly condemn, villify, and attack anyone who dares oppose "gay marriage". For those who aren't really paying attention this seems like a fairly compelling argument & so the left's propaganda war (with the help of the lamestream media) has been slowly turning the tide towards favoring "gay marriage". Now if we were all brain dead and actually only had 1 of 2 choices in this debate then the dummicraps would win but the primary problem with these arguments propagated by The Duopoly is that they have intentionally ignored (misframed) the "King has no clothes" issue on this subject which the average voter does NOT ignore:

HELLO! EARTH TO TARDS! The word MARRIAGE is legally defined as a HETEROSEXUAL UNION & a HETEROSEXUAL UNION can not apply to HOMOSEXUALS!

What you say? OMFG I must be a "small minded uneducated bigot"!!!! No, it's this silly little thing called COMMON SENSE & the fact that the U.S. A. is a country of LAWS. LAWS are based on the definitions of the words within the LAWS & the simple fact that MARRIAGE is legally defined as a HETEROSEXUAL UNION explains why "gay marriage" been voted down every single time the American public has voted on it! Basically for the past thousand years or so the definition of the word "marriage" = HETEROSEXUAL UNION. Then in 1996, Bill FN Cliton & Congress passed the DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT (DOMA) which legally defines marriage at the FEDERAL level as 1 man + 1 woman aka HETEROSEXUAL UNION! If you do NOT like this definition do NOT get mad at me bc I did NOT pass the DOMA law! That said no citizen has a "civil right" to have words redefined! So "Gay Marriage" is NOT a "Civil Rights" issue! It is really about the left wanting to redefine the controversial word "Marriage" which could be done but that goes against common sense, would offend millions of people, and would likely lead to lawsuits against churches that refuse to perform "gay marriages" in places like Mississippi,etc.

Or we could choose a simple fair common sense solution: replace the the controversial heterosexual word "MARRIAGE" in all legal documents at the state & federal level with the phrase "CIVIL UNION" thereby giving everyone CIVIL UNIONS i.e. a true separation of church and state while giving all citizens the exact same rights. So if this is truly about "rights" then LEGAL CIVIL UNIONS FOR ALL is the way to go & anyone who disagrees with this truly fair solution is the one exposing their own bigotry!