EastEnders.

Zainab orders Yusef out of her house after realising he wants her to move to Pakistan with him - but when she has a furious argument with Bushra, the devious doctor spies another chance to get under her skin. Fat Boy and Heather throw Dot a party at the launderette - which she's been worrying in for 50 years, so of course she'd want to spend more time in there, while Syed sets about arranging his divorce from Amira, and Whitney is annoyed by Tyler's immature behaviour. Join the club.