Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Yohan Cabaye turned down Spurs

Yohan Cabaye is really sexy and I love him, but enough about how gay you are - he recently revealed that he turned down advances from Spurs! Football advances. Nothing sexual.

I asked a couple of my actually gay friends and one said he wasn't that attractive and the other said he was OK so maybe I just don't have a good appreciation of the male form, but regardless, the Newcastle dreamboat was talking to a French newspaper when he revealed that he turned down a summer move to Spurs.

“The offer from Tottenham was to replace Modric.” “If I had wanted to leave I would have; I have not left, I was not meant to leave as I am still here and I hope a lot of good things will come out of it”.

So there you go. What a legend. Cabaye is committed to the Newcastle cause along with his team mate Tiote Chiek who also turned down a move away from the club to Chelsea. The difference between the two is that Cabaye would gently lay you down and make love to you, whereas Tiote would scream 'KABLAAAAH' while thrusts his fist inside to use you as a puppet.