Heather Locklear's face on Franklin and Bash

It's very distracting. It has that plastic sheen that people who have had too many facelifts get, and her mouth no longer moves realistically. Yet there are crinkly lines underneath her eyes. Was this an effort to make her look more "real"? If so, it ain't workin'.

Here's a photo, but you really need to see her talk to see how creepy it looks.

Don't be so hard on Heather; she's suffering from advanced facial and follicular JHS (Joan Holloway Syndrome), a debilitating illness where ladies, at a particularly attractive point of their lives, try to freeze-in-time aspects of their appearance, like hair, make-up or apple-cheekedness. If your mother has two sisters, chances are one of them suffers from the pain of JHS.

There was something wrong with her right eye also, looked like she couldn't open it as wide as the left. My bf noticed it too and he never notices anything

Heather lost a good deal of weight. Chelsea needs a haircut.

Why is it that the mundane observation that this drunk/druggie/burn-out mess who has destroyed her appearance with out-of-control surgeries and injections turns into leaving the place smelling like the hold of a tuna boat?
I'm talking to you, R4/R8, you silly, brittle twat. At least spray something when you leave a thread.

Who looks at her face when we can look at the guys' asses?

She looks absolutely beautiful in that clip. Handler is a skank, though.

Heather was quite beautiful and natural looking even through Spin City, and she was pushing 40 then.

She's as beautiful as ever, I see no signs of surgery.

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Heather's past surgeries were some of the best in Hollywood, but she seems to have been to Joan Van Ark's doctor.

The trick with plastic surgery is knowing when to stop.

Amen 18, That's just what I was going to say- Her lip looks like Joan VAn Ark's!!!
Its like they do a filler and fade the lip color to make it look like part of the face!!!!
ITS FREAKING ME OUT!!!
Her new name is Heather VAN ARK-LEAR
SO sad. And a genuinely NICE woman in a town full of evil.