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Reviews: The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son”

— “Monster Mash,” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett

Strange that a movie so eager to entertain would forget to play “Monster Mash” over the end credits. There have been countless movies uniting two monsters (“Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man,” “King Kong vs. Godzilla,” etc.), but “Van Helsing” convenes Frankenstein, his Monster, Count Dracula, the Wolf Man, Igor, Van Helsing the vampire hunter, assorted other werewolves, werebats and vampires, and even Mr. Hyde, who as a bonus seems to think he is the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

The movie is like a Greatest Hits compilation; it’s assembled like Frankenstein’s Monster, from spare parts stitched together and brought to life with electricity, plus lots of computer-generated images. The plot depends on Dracula’s desperate need to discover the secret of Frankenstein’s Monster, because he can use it to bring his countless offspring to life. Because Dracula (Richard Roxburgh) and his vampire brides are all dead, they cannot give birth, of course, to live children.