The scan above is from Best Buy’s performance service plan (warranty). I worked there for five years and never noticed the plan does not cover damage due to war. Yes, I said war. Read it for yourself. I guess it makes sense though. Its much easier than listing all possible damage scenarios:

This plan does not cover repairs caused by gun shot, IED, knifing, rape, submersion in civilian blood, or damage while being greeted as liberators.

More disturbing is their complete misunderstanding of reality. Read the section below. I’ll let you come to your own conclusions about that one. ; )