Adrian Chen

After Christina Aguilera appeared at Etta James' funeral service with some mysterious liquid dripping down her legs, all productivity basically ground to a halt as the nation turned its collective energy towards figuring out what it was.

We are happy to report that Christina Aguilera's leak was spray tan. "The sweat caused her spray tan to streak," a spokesman told US Weekly. You may now lower the jeweler's glass you were using to carefully inspect each pixel of these pictures. And you can think about something else. Anything else.