Interviewer: You've been married to your high school sweetheart for sixteen years. Bob Crane: Fifteen, actually. Interviewer: Fifteen years. How do you do it? What's your secret? Bob Crane: Three words: Don't... make... waves. As every sailor knows, when one set of waves meets another set of waves, it can set up some chop. And when three sets of waves come together, it can make for some mighty rough sailing. It also helps sometimes to have a harmless safety valve. So when I get tense, I blow off steam. And so, when it comes to my own family, I don't make waves. Interviewer: That's inspirational. You're a fortunate man. Bob Crane: Yes. Yes, I am.

Bob Crane: I think it's perfect for me. I mean, this character Hogan, he's quick on his toes, he's hip, he's a con artist. I don't wanna jinx it, but I think it's what I've been working toward my whole career! Anne Crane: Really? You've been working towards a Holocaust comedy? Bob Crane: Ann! Anne Crane: What, Bob? Bob Crane: Please, not in front of the children! They look up to me! Anne Crane: They're small. They look up to everyone.