Today, I cut myself pretty badly with a knife. I was bleeding quite a lot, so I yelled to my husband to bring me some kitchen roll, along with the first aid kit. He rushed in with the roll… to clean the floor. FML

everyone just remember that the worst strain of ebola has a 90% fatality rate. We can sit here believing that we wont get it but we all must be cautious about air travel and other certain ways it can find its way over to more people. Ebola is a killer but just like a fire it will burn itself out

22, Basic first aid is to hold manual pressure to the site till the bleeding stops. Wrapping a towel with a hair band to secure it is not enough pressure most times to stop the bleeding effectively. You could have saved yourself the stains had you been more diligent to take care of the bleeding before you finished your food which was your first priority.

I totally understand. when I was a child, my father gave me a boiling hot mug of hot chocolate and being three years old, I spilled it on myself. Then he yelled at me for getting it on the floor, lol. Priorities.

How is he being a dick? He brought her the first aid and the towels for her finger and also tried to help by cleaning up the mess on the floor. I personally think it was thoughtful of him to clean the floors.

#18- if he has OCD, a psychological disorder, it would be difficult for him to ignore the mess and because it is a cognitive psychological disorder, it's understandable why the floor was his first priority. You guys need to read more carefully...

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