These Japanese Pajamas Will Ruin You

Pajamas. Jim-jams. Mr. Slick’s Bedtime Uniform. Whatever you call ’em, they’re great to wear while sleeping, lounging, or paying for slightly-bruised produce using already-used postage stamps you’ve steamed off of the envelopes that one weird aunt uses to send you her Full House erotica.

Jimble-jambles are already pretty golly gosh darn comfortable. But last year Japanese company Bibi Lab took things to the next level with their Dame Gi full-body pajama suit.

The Japanese Internet tends to describe outrageously comfortable items such as this as “hito wo dame ni suru” which, literally translated, means “it will ruin people.”

Naturally, they’ve been pretty popular, and now Bibi Lab have released a new variant of these jormp-jomps for the discerning lady otaku. Appropriately named Dame Gi-Chan, these pajamas feature flaps for a solo ponytail or twin tails. It also features a smooth, soft interior lining, and a rear zipper for easy access to your pooper for when you’ve got to make dirt, thus reducing the amount of time you have to spend away from your Crunchyroll binge-watch.