Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.

Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white TV.

The worst place on Earth!! The pizza is cruddy and it tastes like cardboard with tomato sauce. While you are being pushed into germ filled tunnels by slimy children, you are being beat up by a teenager in a mouse suit. When you spent your whole night trying to find someone to fix the out of order arcade games all you recieve is a crummy little piece of plastic. By the time you get out of that place you are practically dead!! If you are going to Chuck E. Cheese make sure you bring a bucket of hand sanitizer and an oxygen mask!!!

Random Dude: Sup Man? Wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese with me tonite?

Me: No way!! I actually have a life and I don't want to be suffocating in germy tunnels while being trampled by 3 year olds!!