Ross: All right, so Chandler, from now on, don't give your boss a chance to get you. You know, just, don't turn your back to him.Joey: Yeah, or, you could teach him a lesson, you know? What you could do is you could rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right? Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell. Now, what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?Chandler: What if Joey was president?

Monica: You're not gonna get going, are you?Pete: Well, let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?Monica: Well, no. But...Pete: Well, I'm not gonna stop until I'm the Ultimate Fighting Champion.Monica: That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad's garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.Monica: You didn't know that already?