Well, Everybody's Fucking In A U.F.O
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[Verse 1]
This is the story of the one-eyed wolf
Called the honey of super doom
She rode her five legged beast
In a mirrored bikini right out of the womb
They chased each other with the steam and knives
Screaming "oil is in my veins!"
And then she grabbed a big old pipe
And smoked up some fine old monkey brains

[Bridge 1]
Get on it!

[Verse 2]
Now some say that one-eyed wolf
Owned midget who was almost ten feet tall
He spray-painted "UFO's are REAL"
In the rubble of the Berlin wall
So finally on that fateful day they went looking for a Superman
Singing "I'm gonna get my twenty bucks and vacation in Japan"

[Bridge 2]
Look out!

[Hook]
Well everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO
Well everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO
Get up! x5

[Verse 3]
Now every night this wolf
Comes a peeping through through filthly glory holes
He's pounding on a rubber bat and a big old jelly roll
I said "look to the skies I think I saw a spaceship ready to feast"
But all they had was jizz on the walls
And bones of a mangled priest

[Bridge 2]
Look out!

[Verse 4]
Now baby doll what do you say
When the spacemen comes to town
I think he's got a one-track mind
And he likes to boogie down
So in the end all she did was murder metropolis
And show us big "fuck the world" carved right onto her chest

[Bridge 2]
Look out!

[Hook]
Well everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO
Well everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO
Get up! x5