BOSS: "Interesting, not really a fruit, but certainly confectionary... Hmmmmm - I like it!"

EXEC1: "So, if we're keeping away from the obvious, what are we going to call the orange one? An orange is just orange?"

EXEC2: "Well, there are different types or oranges, what about blood orange?"

EXEC1: "yuk, too Vampiric, what about Valencia"

BOSS: "ooooooh, that's GREAT! What's left?"

EXEC2: "Erm, we got the Black, White, Purple"

EXEC1: "OK, Do we want Plum or Grape for Purple?"EXEC2: "Grapes are green"EXEC1: "They can be purple"EXEC2: "Aren't they called red grapes... like red wine?"BOSS: "Yeah, but they are more purple than red really... I'm liking Grape, we'll go with that. Now, what's Black?"EXEC1: "Raisins, Prunes?"EXEC2: "That's dried fruit, doesn't count!"EXEC1: "Is Olive a fruit or vegetable?"EXEC2: "It's a fruit - But hardly fruity or "gummy" - wouldn't Licorice be better?"BOSS: "Olive is perfect! Well done! - got anything for white?"
Silence for about 5 minutes, other than the humming of a projector....EXEC2: "Spearmint?"EXEC1: "We already got a mint...."

EXEC2: "Milk?"

EXEC1: "Hardly fruity..."

EXEC2: "well, neither is Olive, but you got that one thru..."

BOSS: "Coconut Milk!... Yes, coconut - Fantastic!"

*Smug grin*

BOSS: "So, that's it, well done chaps!"

EXEC1: "Erm, we forgot Pink..."

BOSS: "Dammit! Pink, what's pink?"

EXEC2: "well, we could go really exotic with this one, like Guava, Dragonfuit, or Pink Grapefuit, or theres...."

EXEC1: "Peach?"

EXEC2: "Peach????"EXEC1: "Peach"EXEC2: "But peaches are peach colour, not pink"EXEC1: "There are sorta pinky peach, like a baby's bum"EXEC2: "But the headphones are a vibrant pink, an exotic pink, they are just crying out for something tropical"BOSS: "Oh, Peach will do, I gotta get off and do the school run anyway"EXEC2: "But..."BOSS: "Great job guys, let's go..."

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Started my own business making beaded jewellery & accessories, wholesaling jewellery and findings, and teaching jewellery making classes. This is in between working full time and my young son. Sleep is a hobby :)