Ayeee, it be the Doctah in the houseGonna beat you down until yer deadThen I'll cut off your head!Morbid, don't you think?Stop and don't even blinkI'm the king of rhymes and roastsSo go ahead and take some notesGrab that book of yoursAnd I'll give you some toursMaybe you'll win?Ha, I doubt it.What do you think about this,You little shit?

AY LIL DOCTAH LEME TEL U SOMETHING...THOUGHT U CAN COME TO MY SITE AND SAY DUMB SHIT?CATCH ME IN SOUTH AFRICA POSTED WITH THE BOYSME CLASSIC AND DEVESH, PACKING SOME NOISEE

THIS BOOK I GOT DONT GOT SILLY SHIT WRITTENI GOT ENOUGH BARS TO MAKE THIS SHIT A PRISONWHEN U TYPED TAHT SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WAS KIDDINALL THAT AMATEUR SHIT HAD ME LIKE "NO HE DIDN'TT!!"

LEME TELL U WHY YO NAME'S JAKE ENGLISHI WAS BORED SO I STEPPED UP TO A BROAD WITH NO IMAGEA SPANISH CHICK, WITH ENOUGH ASS TO GET MY DICK INWHEN SHE MUMBLED WHAT'S MY NAME I SAID BICH SPEAK ENGLISH!!9 MONTHS AFTER IN AN ALLEY FAR AWAYYOUNG JAKE POPPED HIS HEAD AND LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAY.."I'M DA DOCTAH!" NO U AINT"I SPIT BARS" YO SHIT LAME"IMA GO ON EF AND GET MY ASS SLAYED,ON THE 21ST OF JUNE.. THAT'S THE DAY I WANA DIEWHEN I TRY AND RAP VS THE LEGEND N-I-C-E-Y"

HOW THIS DUDE GONNA SAY HE CAN RHYME AND ROAST?BUT WHEN I STEP TO THE MIC, YO HEAD DOWN U LOST HOPEI EAT YAL NIGGAS UP LIKE FAT NIGGAS DO TOASTU DONT WANT NO ROUND 2.. U DROOLIN U OVERDOSED

Shit, you got class?Bet not, since you can't do shit.Spit shit, say shit, do shit, useless.What the fuck ya gonna do when I bash you with a fucking hammer?You want to use all caps with horrid grammar? Do it.You seem like you're from the alley ways,So go back home and go do something better than trying to roast meSince I'm unroastableYou know nothing of meI'm someone who is in the shadowsI seeI watchI sightI killAnd today you will be slayedWith the sword of the godsAnd now go jump away or hopSince no one wants you here you little bitchWhat can you do other than curse and screech?I don't think much since you just do whatever you wantDo what you want to roastBut all I know is that the only way you're winningIs because of all yer backersGo ahead, have themSince this roast cup will show that you're weakA waste of timeSo why bother against the DoctorOf raps and sweet rhymes?

I THOUGHT U HAD SUMN GOING TILL U STOPPED RHYMINGHALF WAY IN, SOUNDED LIKE A CAT WAS DYINHOW U GONNA GO AND BASE YO ROAST ON MINESTALKIN BOUT SLAYED AND ALLIES, THIS SHIT'S PLAGIARIZEDSAYIN MY SHIT'S WEAK BUT YO'S AINT EVEN RHYMEDWHY BOTHER WITH YOU? YOU RIGHT I'M WASTING TIMEWHY AM I ON ALL CAPS? THAT'S SHIT TO EMPHASIZE EMPHASIZE YO DEMISE, FROM NOW TIL THE END OF TIME

LEME TELL U A SECRET BOUT YO LATEST COMPETITIONNIGGAS ONLY VOTED FOR YOU CUS YO OPPONENT WAS TRIPPINIT WAS LIKE DECIDING FROM 2 OF THE WORST RAPPERS ON E-VISIONTHEN A DISAPPOINTMENT WAS CHOSEN, THE DOCTAH JAKE ENGLISH

COMIN UP TO ME THINKIN U GOT A CHANCEDROPIN BOMBS LIKE AIRPLANES DID ON PAKISTANNO MERCY NO WITNESS BLOODSHED LIKE TARZANLIKE A HOUSE WITH NO AIR CONDITIONIN, U NEED A FAN

You sound like a duckYou go QUACK QUACK QUACKIt's fucking annoying sonYou sound like you're on crack.Go find yourself something better to doThan spitting that shitGo find yourself elsewhereCause I'm about to get some shit litHey, see that in the distance?That's your house!I wonder what would happen with some arson coming inI bet you don't even got a spouseGo ahead and spit some moreSince it doesn't bother meI am what I am, I am everythingEverything that you wish to beYou throw some shit here, shit thereGo ahead, throw it everywhere!I should send you in the woodsHunger Games 2.0?Fight and winOr hide and dieBut all I know is that I am the kingNow go back and hide