Triumph the Insult Comic Dog took a break from not having the great Robert Smigel’s hand up his ass to shoot a remote segment for Conan at the Great American Beer Festival in Denver, Colorado. Watch as everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed puppet delivers one-liners slamming gluten-free beer, stupid craft brewery names, the bathing habits and broken lives of brewers, and more.

As someone who works at a restaurant that specializes in craft beer, I know these mustached weirdos all too well. Well done Triumph. Though this video could have used more Jack McBrayer ala the hotdog stand one.