Brutal Dildos…

According to Greenpeace, the reason why your dildo is so soft is probably also making you sick. Apparently, this softener is called phthalates and it was banned by the EU in the use of children’ toys. It’s toxic and totally throws your hormones and fertility out of whack. (source)

Accordingly, some recommend always sheathing your toys with a condom to protect you against the chemical.