Traffic Report for February 1994

This is Doug Harter. I have been the Traffic Reporter since November
1999. I am creating Traffic Reports for the months when we did not
have a Traffic Reporter. These months all fell before I became Traffic
Reporter, so it will have a different format. In addition to this
paragraph, it will have a Welcome to the New or Changed Contributors,
a Top 15 Contributors Report, The Traffic Report, and a Contribution
of Humor.

Welcome our new Contributors or old Contributors with new Email addresses:

Dan Turner <a10djt1@NIU.BITNET>

ALICIA ANDERSON <aanderso@KNOX.BITNET>

Brent Abello <abellob@MAC.PSYCHOLOGY.MCMASTER.CA>

Adan Rodriguez <adan_rodriguez_at_hub__wff@CCMAIL.GSFC.NASA.GOV>

Gordon Ho <bacts!gho@UUNET.UU.NET>

Jeff Smith <base00!tjs@CODAS.ATTMAIL.COM>

David Bates <batesd@CITADEL.BITNET>

Chris Hallenbeck <bc70322@BINGVAXA.BITNET>

CURRIER,NATHAN,MR <bjry@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA>

Robert James <bobjj@POST.ITS.MCW.EDU>

Benjamin Braddock <braddockb@CITADEL.BITNET>

B. Preston Rich <brich@NSF.GOV>

Michael Bulka <bulka@AOL.COM>

Steven B. Brinkmann Mu <c525380@MIZZOU1.BITNET>

Joseph F. Clark <clarkj@BART.DB.ERAU.EDU>

Robyn Brillman <cycgy@ASUACAD.BITNET>

rozek dani catherine <danir@UXA.CSO.UIUC.EDU>

Sorin G. Trimbitas <dc584@CLEVELAND.FREENET.EDU>

Doug Cheatham <dcheatha@HOBBS.LEESUMMIT.K12.MO.US>

Dennis Gray <dgray@ACAD.BRYANT.EDU>

Danielle Mainiero <djmst39@VMS.CIS.PITT.EDU>

Denis McCarthy <dmccarth@ACAD.BRYANT.EDU>

David Pacifici <dspotopr@AOL.COM>

Dave Stoddard <dstoddard@LAN.RSCA.COM>

Edwards Samuel H <edwards@SDE.MDSO.VF.GE.COM>

e. kirk willard <ekwillar@OURAY.DENVER.COLORADO.EDU>

Elliott, Nathan J., 2Lt. <elliottnj@BESPO.LAAFB.AF.MIL>

Bruce W. Evans, 307 Grimsley Hall, <evansb@CITADEL.BITNET>

Bob Fox <fox@ACMVM.BITNET>

Doc <ge01@ACADEMIA.SWT.EDU>

Laura Gerke <gerke@POLISCI.WISC.EDU>

Gil Emery <gil3413489@AOL.COM>

Gerald Lack <glack@JADE.TUFTS.EDU>

GLambert <glambert@NMUMUS>

GARY MICHAEL CHAD STARNES <gms0090@TNTECH.EDU>

Hugh Tucker <hctucker@ACS.BU.EDU>

Henry Rosche <henryr@NDBC.NOAA.GOV>

John Albert Hill <hill@RS6000.IVCC.EDU>

Bradley David Hyman <hymanbra@STUDENT.MSU.EDU>

Tim Callahan <its0trc@WMMVS.BITNET>

Susan Minas| <j50sxm1@NIU.BITNET>

Jack Wade <jackwade@DELPHI.COM>

Jose Alonso <jalonso@GOTHAMCITY.JSC.NASA.GOV>

Jim Beasley <jbeasley@IVY.BITNET>

JERRY CARLSON <jcarlson@MHC.UIUC.EDU>

Jonathan Vincent Ngo <jngo@CHARON.ENGGA.UWO.CA>

Jim DeVlaminck <jrdevlam@MODAL375.ME.VT.EDU>

Jack Williams <kskcspne@DELPHI.COM>

Lacroix, Darlene <lacroix@RDRSRV.RDR.DREO.DND.CA>

Lance Williams <lawill01@UKCC.UKY.EDU>

CRAY <m975952@KELSO.NADN.NAVY.MIL>

Matt Diss (matd) <matd@SEQUENT.COM>

Matt Curran <matt@SOCIAL.CHASS.NCSU.EDU>

Scott M. McKenzie <mckenzsc@VAX.ETOWN.EDU>

warren k murray <murraywk@SNYPOTVX.BITNET>

Aaron Dean Newton <newtonad@SNYALFVA.BITNET>

GEORGE A. PAPPAS <pappas@CLUMV1.CALLUTHERAN.EDU>

John The Rock Stone <sasjxs2@MVS.SAS.COM>

Christine Schoedel <schoedel@MSMARY.EDU>

Your friendly neighborhood cynic <scottdm@ROSEVC.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU>

Scott E. Forschler <scottf@MAIL.PITTSTATE.EDU>

Siddharth Taparia <sidtap@UTXVMS.CC.UTEXAS.EDU>

Dean Smith <smith4_d@BENTLEY.BITNET>

Carlos Valenzuela S. <sn532527@RISC6K.SIN.ITESM.MX>

STEVE NICHOLS <snichols@DEPAUW.EDU>

Stacey Crosby <stacey_crosby_at_hub__wff@CCMAIL.GSFC.NASA.GOV>

DAMN THE TORPEDOES AND COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO <stu_sjgilber@JMUVAX.BITNET>

Julie B. Swanger <swanger@WVUHRL1.HRL.WVU.EDU>

Katy Sweeny <sweenyke@VAX.ETOWN.EDU>

Dale A. Peters <tccdap@MCSSRV1.MCS.MUOHIO.EDU>

Terry Bridgman <tjbridgm@BRIDGE.B17A.INGR.COM>

Tom Rynders <tom1233@AOL.COM>

Timothy R Watts <twatts@UX4.CSO.UIUC.EDU>

A. SOLOMON EAGLSTEIN <welfare@ILNCRD.BITNET>

William J. Gray <wjgray@MTU.EDU>

Adams Michael CDT <x62355e1@USMA3.USMA.EDU>

Mandarino Michael CDT <x63060g2@USMA8.USMA.EDU>

Offel Kevin CDT <x63194i2@USMA9.USMA.EDU>

Steward Robert CDT <x63432a1@USMA1.USMA.EDU>

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And now, the Top 15 Contributors. This will show you which
Contributors are sending the most contributions of Humor each month.
Those who are posting every day are noted.
Top 15 Contributors from 2/1/1994 to 2/28/1994
Contributor # Posts
Brian Peek, w/ A. Rauch (CABBS) 16
Bryan Pack 15
Ian Chai 11
Sim Webster 9
Nic van der Vyver 9
Sara Rummelhart 8
Tommy Hughes 7
Mike Robertshaw 7
Bill 7
Musat, Bob 6
John Bullwinkle Wenker 6
Jeff Rollosson Halbhuber 6
James Bologna 6
HCate.OSBU_North 6
David Christian 6
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Traffic Report for February 1994
Week Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 37 30 26 31 13
2 17 27 28 21 31 39 9
3 13 24 26 29 28 11 0
4 0 0 0 21 19 26 9
5 7 25
Feb Jan Feb Feb
1994 1994 1993 1992
# Jokes for the Month: 547 536 * *
# days of submissions for the Month: 28 31 28 29
Average Jokes per day for the Month: 20 17 * *
# Contributors for the Month: 267 229 * *
# New Subscribers for the Month: * * * *
# Members Unsubscribed for the Month: * * * *
# Subscribers as of end of the Month: * * * *
# Contributors as of end of the Month: * * * *
# Countries as of end of the month: * * * *
* - Statistics not available
The above statistics are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It
does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings.
The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers
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And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports,
the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will
not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives.
This joke could be from anytime in the history of the Humor List. You will
either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although
I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of
all Digests, it will point to the joke itself.
My contribution of Humor from the Archives:

This joke is joke # 1 in the Digest for 7/14/1996

The title of the Joke is: Singing Career (no off.)

One day a proud mother entered the record compagny.
"My daughter is a real Popstar ! She sings just like Withney Houston."
The manager replied: "I can hardly believe that".
"But I brought a tape, you listen to that !', urged the mother.
She handed over her tape. The manager put in his tape-deck.
A golden voice filled the room and the manager closed his
eyes and enjoyed the singing.
When the song was finished, he opened his eyes and said: "But
that was Withney Houston !"
"Yes, and my daughter sings just like that."
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Doug Harter, Traffic Reporter and Archiver
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