“Angered over the lost potential of the NASCAR track, Kitsap citizens took to the streets yesterday, battling each other in mortal hand-to-hand combat, seeking a way to vent their unbridled rage. More news at 10!”

Wow.. just because this isn’t something that you guys would run out and do.. or because you haven’t thought of it first your gunna be rude about it. How nice.. Wow I’m so glad I moved to Kitsap, where people can’t respect other people.