Monday, July 18, 2005

Multicultural Humor

This was sent to me from the internet--it's multicultural, but probably not PC:

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific,the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman.Two French men and one French woman.Two German men and one German woman.Two Greek men and one Greek woman.Two British men and one British woman.Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.Two Irish men and one Irish woman.Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in themiddle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in aménage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visitswith the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cookingand cleaning for them.

The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to theBritish woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and startedswimming to another island.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant,and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supplyemployees for their stores.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up adistillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because itgets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However,they're satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the Americanwoman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, thetrue nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she cando anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equaldivision of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat,how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer thanthey do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause ofall her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so theycould call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken desertedisland in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails doneand go shopping.