Chupacabra Of D*cks: A Comprehensive Guide To The 'Archer' Panel At Comic-Con

Our friends at Archer and Floyd County were amazing enough — as always — to hook up Team UPROXX with front row passes to the Archer panel so that we could experience a proper Comic-Con panel in all its glory. It didn’t suck. Here’s a comprehensive guide to everything you need to know to pretend you were there. All photos that don’t look like crap courtesy of Nadia Chaudhury.

The Sterling Archer Comic-Con Intro

The panel kicked off with a fun, specially made Comic-Con segment featuring Sterling himself thanking everyone for taking a break from writing crossover erotic fan fiction to attend. Cable-unfriendly language and future spoilers being spoiled by razor blade-like hang-gliding winds followed. I enjoyed it.