It's because Kanye is just an attention hungry douche burger while Sheen is truly mad as a Hatter. I mean, loaded rich, living with adult film stars and yet he still is griping? Yes, I call insanity Judge Tom! May I trade lives for a bit and see how I handle it pleeeeeeease?

You know Mike, I don't think you appreciate how hard being rich really is! What if one of those pornesses needed new boobs, why, that'd be like five minutes' worth of money he'd have to shell out! And drugs man! Do you know how hard it is to go three days without crack? I've gone 32 years without it, but lemme tell you, it's completely killed off my ability to go on sexydrug benders!

How dare you demean Sheen's problems like his stubbed toe and his battle to not kill his own body with poison and stds... the nerve of some people...