You know how it is, you’re about to start your ceremony honoring Baal when you realize that you’ve run out of ram’s blood – how embarrassing! The problem is that in this modern world it’s becoming harder and harder to find good quality ram’s blood that hasn’t already congealed into a useless mess.

However, you know what pleases Baal even more than ram’s blood? It’s the blood of obnoxious Christian’s who play April Fool’s jokes on you. Now who’s laughing? Now who’s laughing?