This is the best and most relevant thread that has ever been posted on this board. Would if I could build a golden statue dedicated to it, but instead I'll just settle for scratching my nuts in three minute intervals.

The Lamp Incident wrote:This is the best and most relevant thread that has ever been posted on this board. Would if I could build a golden statue dedicated to it, but instead I'll just settle for scratching my nuts in three minute intervals.

I think you should scratch alex's nuts. How would he possibly benefit from you scratching your nuts? Hes is over a thousand miles away from you not close enough to smell the tips of your fingers post scratchem.

Have you been reading what we are talking about? Lamps scratching his nuts for you and he is constructing a nut scratcher to go from his nuts Rhode island to right under your nose in California. Lamps nuts will get all the attention you will just get the distinct pleasure of experiencing how feverishly lamp has been working at himself with one of your most underated sensory organs. The one that has the strongest tie to memory.