A FREE BOOK! The book has been given away! | It’s (finally) that time again: The first person to write in and request the book linked below gets it for free. Limit one per person and you must send me your mailing address  although we won’t use your email …

In anticipation of next month’s arrival of my book, Milk Eggs Vodka, I just posted 200 new lists to the collection (well, I hope they’re all new — I got a little mixed up in my sorting of posted vs. not posted). Anyway. This is what you need to do …

About this project

This is the world's largest online collection of found grocery lists. In fact, we wrote the book on found grocery lists. Why? Other peoples' grocery lists are fascinating. Plus, the internet is a great place to do stupid interesting things. So far 3,500 funny, crazy, weird, sad and/or mundane discarded scraps of paper have been posted. But it's not all useless stuff -- we also link to useful and interesting articles about food, shopping, lists, collecting, and more, as well as provide a pretty awesome downloadable PDF grocery list for free.

Buy our book

Originally released as a hardcover in 2007, the book based on this site went out-of-print after our appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Happily, it's been re-released in paperback with a new cover and is available at a very reasonable cost (there's a Kindle version too). So please buy it!