Wish I had this retirement plan!

You can't call them dumb!If Hillary Clinton wins in 2008And Bill Clinton is 'appointed' to fill her Senate SeatAnd Either live to retire 'they' (together or alone)Would get....

Two US Presidential retirement checks,Two US Senate retirement Checks,And A retirement check from the State of Arkansas.About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is...A Social Security Check....

But I wouldn't bet on it....

I understand ole Bill has earned$40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy!

AND THE REST OF THE STORY...

Hilarious Rotten Clinton,As a New York State Senator,Now comes under the'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,'Which means that even if she never gets re-elected,She STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.

(Would it not be nice if all AmericansWere pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her,He then inherits HER sal ary until HE dies.He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies.If Hillary outlives Bill,She also gets HIS salary until she dies.Guess who pays for that?

It's common knowledge that in order for herTo establish NY residency,They purchased a million dollar-plus houseIn upscale Chappaqua, New York .Makes sense!

They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.

Still makes sense.Here is where it becomes interesting.

Their mortgage payments hover at around$10,000 per month.

BUT, an extra residence 'had' to be builtWithin the acreage to houseThe Secret Service agents.

The Clinton's chargeThe Federal government $10,000 monthly rentFor the use of that extra residence,Which is about equal to their mortgage payment.

This means that we,The taxpayers,Are paying the Clinton'sSalary,Mortgage,Transportation,Safety and security,

[quote author=jazzycat link=topic=131.msg1211#msg1211 date=1204789890]So why is that they get the spouses retirement when they die, but most people trying to survive on SS don't get their spouses benefits passed on? WHO NEEDS IT THE MOST?

I'm sorry, but that is just f**king obscene. :mad:[/quote]

Sometimes, I don't need to post...because Jazz has already said exactly what was on my mind.

[quote author=Yes Its Me link=topic=131.msg1341#msg1341 date=1204820676]Sometimes, I don't need to post...because Jazz has already said exactly what was on my mind.[/quote]...but the urge was irresistable? :-*

[quote author=Clamtard link=topic=131.msg1386#msg1386 date=1204824944]Just wondering. Who do you think will foot the bill for this summer's White House wedding? [/quote]HUH? (you have to forgive me, but I don't have cable anymore, and I'm so sick of our stupid celebritymadmedia that I don't attempt to get news online either, so I am kind of clueless.)

[quote author=Daemon link=topic=131.msg1371#msg1371 date=1204823967][quote author=Yes Its Me link=topic=131.msg1341#msg1341 date=1204820676]Sometimes, I don't need to post...because Jazz has already said exactly what was on my mind.[/quote]...but the urge was irresistable? :-*[/quote]

[quote author=jazzycat link=topic=131.msg1631#msg1631 date=1204848392][quote author=Clamtard link=topic=131.msg1386#msg1386 date=1204824944]Just wondering. Who do you think will foot the bill for this summer's White House wedding? [/quote]HUH? (you have to forgive me, but I don't have cable anymore, and I'm so sick of our stupid celebritymadmedia that I don't attempt to get news online either, so I am kind of clueless.)[/quote]

One of the Bush girls (Barbara?) is engaged and will likely have a White House wedding just to end the family's occupation on a high note.

[quote author=DivaWrangler link=topic=131.msg1756#msg1756 date=1204856931][quote author=jazzycat link=topic=131.msg1631#msg1631 date=1204848392][quote author=Clamtard link=topic=131.msg1386#msg1386 date=1204824944]Just wondering. Who do you think will foot the bill for this summer's White House wedding? [/quote]HUH? (you have to forgive me, but I don't have cable anymore, and I'm so sick of our stupid celebritymadmedia that I don't attempt to get news online either, so I am kind of clueless.)[/quote]

One of the Bush girls (Barbara?) is engaged and will likely have a White House wedding just to end the family's occupation on a high note.[/quote]

Actually, it's Jenna, the sluttiest of the two, who's getting married. Another correlation between the Bush and Nixon administrations.

[quote author=Clamtard link=topic=131.msg1821#msg1821 date=1204876068][quote author=DivaWrangler link=topic=131.msg1756#msg1756 date=1204856931][quote author=jazzycat link=topic=131.msg1631#msg1631 date=1204848392][quote author=Clamtard link=topic=131.msg1386#msg1386 date=1204824944]Just wondering. Who do you think will foot the bill for this summer's White House wedding? [/quote]HUH? (you have to forgive me, but I don't have cable anymore, and I'm so sick of our stupid celebritymadmedia that I don't attempt to get news online either, so I am kind of clueless.)[/quote]

One of the Bush girls (Barbara?) is engaged and will likely have a White House wedding just to end the family's occupation on a high note.[/quote]

Actually, it's Jenna, the sluttiest of the two, who's getting married. Another correlation between the Bush and Nixon administrations.[/quote]

A Bush family wedding. What a drunken coked-up brawl that will be! Maybe they'll have some handicapped vets in the recieving line for the photo op.

While I do believe that the gov't hoodies are breaking the backs of hard working Americans to get such a wonderful retirement plan... what else should they DO when they retire? I mean... take BUSH for instance.

Who in their RIGHT MIND would HIRE HIM to do ANYTHING???? :devil horns: Heh. ;D

[quote author=Twinkles link=topic=131.msg5211#msg5211 date=1205163779]Now really gentlemen, I'm happy for any presidential child to have a wedding at the White House.

What a thing to tell you children and grandchildren.

[/quote]Can't disagree with that. Many Presidents from both sides of the parties have had wonderful personal experiences in the White House, we give them that as a benefit when we elect them to the Big House. More power to them...