Whats your best movie quote?
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Don't know if that refers to my quote, but it's from Aliens.
I only like it so much because I heard it a lot in a FSOL album and couldn't remember where I'd heard it before until I found out recently after seeing Aliens again.

I can't pretend to have known the whole monologue, but I do use the above when I catch myself rambling or, under the influence of the demon drink, getting a bit emo/"you're my besht mate, you are *hic*".

Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkey.

Not exactly a quote but Sebastian:
Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy

Don't worry if you feel ashamed
It's been around for years
Thousands more than can be named
Are interested in rears
Don't worry about hell
No harm will come to your soul
We're not all Pentacostal
But everybody's got an asshole

Let me tell ya 'bout sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy

It might just improve your sex
It's a hard act to follow
The fact that fundamentalists
Find difficult to swallow
So join me as I sing
Of an activity that's fun
Open up your ring
And try it front to bum
Bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy

Oh, almost forgot about the single most amazing presidential speech in a movie.

President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world.
And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation.
We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
[crowd cheers]

Dalton: "If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice."
Jack: "OK."
Dalton: "Ask him to walk, be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you. And you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job - It's nothing personal"
Steve: "Uh-huh. Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?"
Dalton: "No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response."
Steve: "What if somebody calls my mama a whore?"
Dalton: "Is she?"