Nick Offerman, a manly man's manning-up coach both on TV and off, appeared on last night's Conan in a new segment called "Nick Offerman from Parks & Recreation Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities."

If the juxtaposition of Ron Swanson and the tweets of such saccharine starlets as Miranda Cosgrove and Selena Gomez doesn't make you shed macho bacon tears of laughter, you clearly haven't watched this video yes.