Hypocritapotomus

The hypocritapotomus, sometimes spelled hypocritopotomus, was a large hippo-like space creature that would come and stomp on any and all hypocrites. It, however, was also hypocritical, therefore, it would find itself stomping on it's own head. Recently, the Hypocritapotomus has not been required to make an appearance, since all was well in the Universe.