Nomadic Caterpillars amalgamate the vicissitude
Transformation of fascination
Nomadic Butterflies mirage into the oasis
The sky cries globes of round and spherical
Fields of legumes, tobacco, wheat, all open sesame
Perception of precipitation
The Sandstorm; On repeat
Brought on by Darude
The warming
Take heed to the lab coats warning
Gas hypothesized: release of carbon monoxides
Heated by the great magnifying glass in the sky
Indian Sun tomahawks sand dunes
Sand bar’s glazed by the sun’s razor edge
Amorphous state of the Badiyat al-Sham
Reflection of glass transmits, reflects, and refracts the light
Follows the current of the wind
Volatile hills that represent perpetual architecture
Nomadic Bedouin once happily traversed the super heated plains
Tended their farmsteads
Belly desires edibles of nutrients
The drought, the famine, and the great escape
Nomad-metamorphoses-city dwellers
Once kindred with the Nova of super power
Off to the concrete jungle in search of alms

Everyone gather together in peace
Dance to the music and move your feet
A story from the heart is the tale
Let happiness and peace prevail
As Phalanges cut through the air with precise rudimentary
Music heals the soul and keeps the heart from perpetual penitentiary
A bongo from the Congo
A bongo from the Ivory coast
A bongo for the people
A bongo for hope
In the wide open music halls of Africa
Skilled drummers can be heard through out the Savannah
Stories are told of musical animal evolution
For it was chimpanzees that may have started the percussion revolution
Close your eyes and feel the wind
Play the beat and forget of your sins
Emotional status, energy sways, the souls give and take
Eased by the sounds that this drum creates
Walk in the woods
hold your Djembé with a strong grip
Seduce nature
With your fingertips

A sports minded hobbit sets his fantasy football lineups.
Then places his weekly lottery tickets into an envelope.
A wax seal emblem pressed: The House of Freshness represented.
Mailed to the Giants at the Meadow Lands delivered by the “Quick Post”.
Shipped by the boats of the Southron Buccaneers in the bay of Tampa.
The Eagles watch over the financials along the arduous travel.
Then flown to “The Bank” by the Ravens, Edgar, Allan, and Poe.
The all seeing eye embossed in flame always watching.
The nameless fear that sports the prestigious Burger King crown.
He who enchants his legendary lineups with the Palantír (Great seeing stones of statistical advantage).
A shadowy figure cooks twenty Onion Rings in the heart of Mount Doom.
Three Onion Rings given out to the Elven-kings under the sky of Hail Mary.
Seven Onion Rings given out to the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of analytic sports mining.
Nine Onion Rings given out to the Mortal Men of gambling addiction doomed to be broke.
All of whom were deceived.
One Onion Ring for the Dark Draft King.
In the noxious landscape of online weekly fantasy football draft farms.
One Onion Ring to rule them all.
One Onion ring to find out what lineups the people of middle earth will start each week.
One Onion Ring to bring them all and in the gamble fleece them.
In the land of the Internet where the owners of Draft Kings and Fanduel lie.
The One Onion Ring of power forged in the deepest fryers of Mordor where the shadows devour “The Whoppers”.
As time passed the scripture engraved on the One Onion Ring to rule them all faded.
Only when dipped in heated zesty Onion Ring sauce would the ancient elvish scripture illuminate in a fiery red glow.
The translation: Concept of the four leaf clover.
In the high stakes den’s of Bree.
At the Prancing Pony.
A place where they have pitted fans against fans in a duel to the monetary death.
Shire folk wager with wizards, rangers, elves, dwarfs, and men from all over Middle Earth.
Their silver pennies, pence, and various precious metals the stake.
Wagered over games of linguistic riddles, dice, cards, and of course football.
The contestants eagerly watch games of lateral pig skin movement.
On pools of reflection.

* “To Draft Amongst Kings” is a reflection of how I feel about the illegal market of insider analytics trading. Draft Kings and Fan Duel are two major players in the weekly fantasy football market. According to one source that I read there are allegations that employees of each site traded analytic information and had access to this analytic information when they created their lineups which won over $350,000 last week. Employees of both companies have access to statistical data that allow them to have a incredible edge over the average player. They have access to what percentage of people are playing certain players. Also, they are responsible for setting the draft prices for each player. This is an example of insider trading and can’t be tolerated. Both companies have issued a statement, which included an apology, and a promise that in the future employees will not be able to play in any weekly fantasy football tournaments on either of the weekly fantasy football draft farms. There is in fact a class action lawsuit and if you would like to find out more about it here is a link.

You made my night! I laughed so much 🙂 (She used the actual smiley face emoticon and if anyone would be so kind to tell me how to put in such emoticon I would be happy to fully recreate her comment) You are talented (Apparently you can copy and paste the heart emoticon).

It just so happens that my favorite jelly is “Talent Jelly” although quite rare. I only know of one store where you can purchase “Talent Jelly.” Its in China Town and if you ask the owner he will refuse any bill of sale. I had to wait until the Chinese New Year when his grandson was behind the sales counter of the shop. He tried to throw in a Mogwai to sweeten the deal and told me not to feed him after twelve o’clock in the evening. I told him, ” look pal I just want ‘Talent Jelly’ and don’t get me started on my sleep schedule it fluctuates which could cause serious issues.” He laughed and said, “Oh were not filming Gremlins three today?” I said, “dude are you seriously trying to sell me a Gremlin (Mogwai)…Do I look like someone that could take care of a Gremlin?..I’m here for the Talent Jelly.” He then proceeded to tell me some ancient mumbo-jumbo that once the “Talent Jelly” would be consumed I would somehow be addicted to writing, rapping, and eating fried chicken after midnight. Then I was like where has this “Talent Jelly” been my whole life. Which was my first mistake in the bargaining process. I have no idea how they were able to afford that Mogwai back in 1984 cause the ancient dudes grandson was all grownsed (This is not actually a word apparently but I’m pretty sure they used it in “Swingers” so I’m going to go with it) up and tough as nails throughout the negotiations. This guy had some Dutch Trading Company lineage pumping threw his bloodlines or perhaps he Tivoed “Pawn Stars” either way it cost a pretty penny to obtain this “Talent Jelly.” And so it was, that on the year of 1997, in an antique store in Chinatown, I obtained the elixir of “Talent Jelly.” It tasted like Pepto-bismal and I would also like to add that I have had minimal digestive problems since the consumption so all in all It feels like I got a good deal. You know once you factor inflation and possible lucrative earnings that could be wielded from such talent. I think you would agree that it was a fair deal for both parties. 🙂 (Insert heart emoticon here)

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