Monday, July 29, 2013

Why somebody doesn't slap Justin Bieber

I live next door to an old spanish style house built in the '20s or '30s. The old couple who lived there died. Now college students rent it. And every time a new batch of college students move in there, one of them goes to the bathroom off the terrace. I guess each group thinks they're doing something new and clever.

And now we have Justin Bieber. I don't know if he was actually trying to spit on his fans gathered below or if he just wanted to spit off the balcony, but it was surprisingly big news.

Kids love spitting from high places. Are they really aiming for people?

Bieber's problem is that he has those bodyguards so no one can slap him.

Well, he'll pay for everything he's done wrong. He'll pay with a lifetime of shame over the tattoos he has all over him if nothing else.