"The young are always more extreme than the old." (The Young Pope, S01E03)

"Believers don't cry." (The Young Pope, S01E04)

"She's the metronome of sleep." (The Young Pope, S01E04)

"Ben, are you watching Alien?! Oh come on, man! Aliens is a way better movie." (The Mick, S01E06)

"I have sailed to places where there is no damnation." (Taboo, S01E03)

"You could allow your cunt to swallow the work of an honest man." (Taboo, S01E03)

"As you know, only a child of Earth can wear the crown of the High King. I will ask you a series of questions designed to root out all pretenders to the throne. Only a true High King will hold the answers in his heart."
"Come at me."
"What popular American television program stars actor Tim Daly?"
"What the fuck?"
"He was in a lot of TV shows." (The Magicians, S02E01)

"Now social media will come down on you with the fury of a middle-aged man who has accomplished nothing." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E04)

"You're gonna be puking on your dick in no time." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E04)

"I want to, like, put it in one of those trumpet shells and smoke it."
"It's called a 'cock shell.' I saw that in an underwater porno once."
"Little Spermaid, yeah." (Workaholics, S07E03)

♫: Melodysheep – "Get Pitted" (Workaholics, S07E03)

(Workaholics, S07E03)

"Hodor!" (Workaholics, S07E03)

"Ohhh man, we've gotta find a way out of here. I cannot die in Crocs."
"There's an empty jacuzzi. I cannot die in an empty jacuzzi like my aunts."
"What?"
"They all died in an empty jacuzzi." (Workaholics, S07E03)

"I'd love to be a cheerleader. It would look great on my college applications. But, last year, when I tried out, Cheryl said I was too fat."
"'Too season five Betty Draper.'" (Riverdale, S01E01)

♫: Tove Styrke – "Number One" (Riverdale, S01E01)

Clown toilet (Baskets, S02E02)

"Hey, you know, if you need any jokes, I found a joke book at the dump."
"What were you doing at the dump? On a date or something?"
"No, I was just snooping around."
"Snooping around?"
"Yeah, what else do you do at the dump?" (Baskets, S02E02)

"Martha, take the children back to the corn." (Baskets, S02E02)

(Portlandia, S07E04)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger ThingsStill the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Atlanta

Notorious in Toronto and virtually unknown elsewhere, Sicilian Vampire star/director/producer/musician Frank D'Angelo is a dubiously talented businessman with a lot of cash to throw around, primarily (presumably) thanks to D'Angelo Brands, a company whose wares include the energy drink Cheetah Power Surge. Since 2010, he's also been the host of The Being Frank Show, a late-night talk show taped weekly at the Forget About It Supper Club, one of D'Angelo's two restaurants. It looks like a real show but it's really just an infomercial D'Angelo has paid for, interrupted only by commercials for his own products. He's also cranked out a series of albums in the Seth MacFarlane–big-band vein and claims to have written 500 songs.

In 2013, D'Angelo decided he wanted to make films and he started with Real Gangsters, a mob film starring himself whose general tenor can be gathered from this opening snippet of dialogue: "The finality of life, it sucks big fuckin' cock." Sicilian Vampire is his fourth film, a feat of productivity made possible by D'Angelo's decision to shoot all his films in five days or less. All of these films cost at least $5 million Canadian (about $3.7 million U.S.), with actors paid in cash. [source]

Bill Murray
A play on an egg cream (chocolate syrup + milk + carbonated water). The chocolate syrup is thinned Nutella with a sriracha kick. The milk is almond milk. The carbonated water is LaCroix. Served with a bacon straw.

Bushwick(2017)
On the way to Grandma's house with a new boyfriend in tow, Lucy (Brittany Snow) steps off the subway into an utter bloodbath on the streets of Brooklyn's Bushwick neighborhood. Texas is attempting to secede from the Union, and militia forces have descended upon New York City to claim it as an East Coast base of operations and negotiation tool. Faced with a flurry of whizzing bullets and total destruction around every corner, Lucy takes shelter in the basement of Stupe (Dave Bautista), a burly war veteran who reluctantly helps her traverse the treacherous five-block stretch of Bushwick to reach her destination—assuming it's still there.

Contestants' Row: The contestant whose rating is closest to the actual Pitchfork rating of an album without going over advances.

To win Plinko chips: One tour, four cities. Was the average resale ticket price for this tour's stop in this city higher or lower than the price listed?

Hole in One: Order six items from a musical artist's tour rider from least to most expensive.

Cliff Hangers: Three albums. How long is each album, in minutes, rounded up? For every minute you're off, the climber goes up one.

One Away: Five singles by one musical artist, five numbers that are one away from where each single peaked on the Billboard Hot 100.

Range Game: The range is the tracklist for an album. The range finder is three songs. We surveyed 1000 fans of this album. Stop the range finder where most people answered is this album's best three-song stretch.

Deadline's interview with Cameron Crowe revealed that Crowe wrote [Jerry Maguire] for … Tom Hanks! Who knew??? That almost broke my brain. (Yes, Hanks turned it down.) Crowe also revealed that Connie Britton nearly ended up with the Renée Zellweger part and that Cuba Gooding Jr. beat out Jamie Foxx for Rod Tidwell. I continue to think that "Hollywood Movie Casting What-ifs" would be a riveting book.

As Hollywood seems to be remaking or rebooting everything, why not remake or reboot projects with actors who passed on the original or were beaten out?

Remake Jerry Maguire with Tom Hanks, Connie Britton, and Jamie Foxx.

Reboot The Sopranos with Ray Liotta as Tony Soprano.

Yes, a remake of White Men Can't Jump is wholly unnecessary, but what if it actualised a parallel universe? Eh?

"'Taking your own life.' Interesting expression. Taking it from who? Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it." (Sherlock, S04E02)

"Who's this one? Is this a new person? I'm against new people." (Sherlock, S04E02)

"Stress can ruin every day of your life; dying can only ruin one." (Sherlock, S04E02)

"How am I supposed to learn about life when you won't let me watch The Good Wife?" (Bob's Burgers, S07E08)

"People who do not know me soon come to understand that I do not have any sense. Now please do not misunderstand the situation. You send me 12 men, I will return you 12 sets of testicles in a bag, and we can watch your little whores devour them together, before I chop off your trotters, and boil them." (Taboo, S01E01)

Jonathan Pryce's use of the F word (Taboo, S01E01)

Minnie Driver's discussing her colourful English family (Speechless, S01E12)

"AIDS! AIDS! I got AIDS! I got AIDS! We're coming through."
"I'm his doctor. My patient's gotta get to the front of the line because he has AIDS."
"I got the AIDS."
"He got it from a gay guy in the '80s."
"I'm not gay… I mean… There's two kinds of AIDS. There's the vagina AIDS, then the needle-based AIDS. I'm a vagina guy."
"Well, no, actually my test results show that it was the gay AIDS."
"All AIDS are bad! That's… No good AIDS! But I'm telling you, like I said, this is not the gay AIDS." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E02)

"What are you guys doing? You guys doing an AIDS thing?"
"Oh, yeah. Yeah. I gave Frank a couple hickeys to sell the lesions."
"Sucked on 'em."
"Yeah, yeah. You doing a fake daughter thing?"
"Yeah."
"Cool." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E02)

"Your daughter is a special kid, a gifted child who should be treasured. If she were born in China, she'd… Wait, I already did that. Didn't work. If she were born in… What country treasures their women?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E02)

"I'm-a need a little help shaving my butthole."
"Absolutely not."
"Shave my butthole, Ders."
"No. If anything, I'm gonna shave my butthole, and I'm gonna eat chowder so that I can have an explosive O."
"I have got a thick, thick mane down there, and my family will be embarrassed by my porno if I don't have a slick butthole. Please. You're a swimmer. I know you shave other men's buttholes often."
"Fine. I'm only doing this because I'm good at it, okay? You trim my chowder, I'll shave your hole."
[…]
"Right side's done. Go ahead and give it a feel. I put it at a two. I can take it down to a one. It's gonna be prickly, though." (Workaholics, S07E01)

"I wasn't a failed DJ; I was pre-successful." (The Good Place, S01E11)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger ThingsStill the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Atlanta

In late September, I stumbled upon G.L.O.S.S. (Girls Living Outside Society's Shit), a queer hardcore punk band from Olympia. The band has a number of LGBTQ members in it, including a trans woman lead singer. They have released a demo and an EP, Trans Day of Revenge.

The first time I heard "Give Violence a Chance," chills went down my spine. It activated the part of my lizard brain that made me like the Dead Kennedys. It is unapologetically violent, political, and angry, but also really fucking good music. G.L.O.S.S. broke up after TDoR, but I'm holding out hope that, with this radically different political environment, they'll find a way to make new music.

"If I don't have my taste, then what's real? Are cargo shorts gorgeous? Was I wrong about rubber awareness bracelets? Should I grow a goatee?" (New Girl, S06E11)

"I like the colonel very much. When I was a little girl, he came to my village in Guatemala and built the hospital, and then he brought me and my mother back to the States."
"And you've been trapped here ever since? Ugh. You're like a veal." (The Mick, S01E02)

"Very cool that we both have rash stories." (The Mick, S01E02)

"Pam said that kids looking at online porn is an epidemic."
"Like Cross Colours?" (Black-ish, S03E11)

Plot Summary
Seung-woo through his friend Jae-hyun becomes a "host," or a male gigolo who serves women, to make ends meet. Jae-hyun is a chronic con artist who lies and cheats women to get money. Trouble brews when Seung-woo starts dating one of his customers and Jae-hyun's scams catch up with him.

I switched the clock on my phone to military time in October to be more cultured, and realized in December that I sometimes misread time on my phone between 14:00 and 19:59 because the 12-hour clock on my computer is set to Eastern time, and local time is Pacific. My mind is conditioned to subtract three hours from time, so, for example, I see "16:00" and think "6 – 3 = 3:00 p.m."

Nirvanna the Band the Show is a celebration of popular culture, social absurdity, and friendship that blends fictional stories with real-world interactions. I have seen three episodes and am very high on it.

KILLER
When Dusty masturbates for the first time, something bad happens…