The nine stages of trying to write poetry

If you’re anything like me, you’ll understand deeply that the poetry struggle is real. It’s a galactic behemoth, and we but teeny, tiny atoms trying to navigate its interstellar medium:

1. You’ve read a beautiful poem that sings to your soul in such a way that you feel inspired to write your own. It was only three lines long, it can’t be that hard, can it?

2. What the actual f— is a haiku!!??

3. You’ve finally completed the first line, but you’re so absolutely buggered by your herculean effort that you’ve descended into a pool of infinite blackness and despair

4. But you give it another go and just a few minutes later you’re done. And wow, your poem is AMAZING!!! Like seriously, dude, you should have been writing poems all along!!

5. Except, your poem is just not complicated enough, so you jump over to thesaurus.comto scoop up some meandering and unnecessary adjectives

6. But now you can’t even understand what the hell you’ve written and it’s all so confusing and a mess and you don’t know what to do and why the hell is life so damn complicated and all you want to do is eat the bloody thing

7. You’re on the hunt for hope, so you give your poem to a friend to read, but all they can do is laugh. You secretly begin plotting their demise

8. The next day you stare at your poem FOR HOURS AND HOURS trying to figure out how to make it a tribute to the new golden age of modern poetry and thus win the Nobel prize in literature. But you can’t, because it sucks

9. A few years later, completely out of the blue and without any effort at all, a perfect poem magically pops up in your head. A poem so beautiful that it sings to your heart.

I love it! As a poet I get all of these. Although my poetry never seems to be “done”. I worry because every version I write of each poem seems to be slightly different… although I guess that’s kind of neat in itself, suggests that the poem takes on a new life?

I love the idea that poems, in the same manner as a character in a story, can take on a new life. Often, when I write, I feel like I don’t have any power over where the story will go, that the characters have ultimate control over their own destiny. Sometimes I’ll sit back and think, ‘what the hell is going on here?’ Every time I sit down to write, an unknown adventure awaits!

Hahah thanks!! 🙂 How much fun are the cat GIFs? Totally changed the way I blog LOL. On that, I’m at risk at being taken less seriously by those ‘literary types’, but I don’t mind at all, it’s so much fun 🙂

They offer modules on it within my Uni course but I try to steer clear of them as I’ve not got a clue how theyre constructed haha.
Seems a bit late for me to study it as well as I’m retaking my second year now haha

I think we need to read more poetry just like we need to read more prose. It’s pouring out your emotion in a way that connects to others. Love the nine step creative process – with cat GIFs. That GIF at #9 just cracks me up.

oh my gosh, thank you for the gif love. 😂
I love poetry, and writing it, but you absolutely nailed the angst involved sometimes. – Captain Obvious (or mostly known as Vanessa (another Aussie))
Thank you for the belly laugh!
And thanks to the Nerdy Lion, I found your site.

I saw your tweet about animals and thought I will check your website. I like it!

I love pets. I have two beautiful thai cats called Tammy(female) and Yommo(male). Yommo is 1 year older than Tommy. He acts like a bigger brother for her. 🙂
I have even created an Instagram account for them ( https://www.instagram.com/tayo_home/ ) and probably soon they will have more followers than me (kinda funny).

So true. Love the fact that I’m not the only one who waits in anticipation for a comment from a friend but then…its like they don’t get it. So true that out of the blue a poem enters your spirit and boom awesomeness just like that. It’s a gift.

Must be all the Dr. Seuss I read as a child, but to me, a poem must rhyme. Sitting in Nome, I wrote a poem, where I entome, my wish to be home. (Ignore the poetic munging of entomb – entome is actually a word – but a strange one. It “should” mean to inscribe words in a tome, but it actually means…)
Here’s a challenge, write a poem using only cat picture for words…

love this!! lovely to hear from others who appreciate the struggle :p sometimes writing poetry “flows” for me, but when I took a poetry class and had assignments, my poetry was SO BAD. Thanks for sharing about your writing process and keeping it real.