March, since you are acting in the capacity of DEA Public Relations, you have publicly confirmed that the DEA lacks the competency to handle, as you put it, “complex organized crime investigations” without losing track of drug cartel money they were supposed to track.

Perhaps you could answer these questions:

1. When a private business messes up due to incompetence and loses their client’s money, they have to make good on it. Is the DEA going to refund taxpayers for the personnel, office, and field operating expenses wasted by their incompetence during this investigation?

2. When employees mess up and cost a private company millions of dollars, they usually are fired and perhaps brought up on embezzlement charges. What is the DEA’s plan to bring the incompetent agents to justice?

FOR SECURITY REASONS, A GOODBYE TO ANDROID: “This is the fundamental difference between Android and iPhone. When there’s a bug on iOS, Apple patches it and can push an update to all iPhone users as soon as it’s ready, no questions asked. When the same thing happens with Android, Google patches and then… god knows when the AT&Ts, Verizons, HTCs, and Sonys of the world will decide it’s important enough that they should care and send you the update with the patch (though to their credit, they’re starting to care, mostly because having an updated OS is now seen as a competitive advantage). Hell, even Google-owned Nexus phones, which the company has full control over, haven’t been patched for Stagefright yet.” ...