This normally guest-list-only velvet roper's got pre-sale tickets available now for their NYE bash, meaning you don't even have to try and bribe the bouncer with super-sweet alarm clocks to get your Cat Daddy on to DJ Savi while enjoying small plates from the Cleo chef in their leather-laced lounge bedecked w/ sexually suggestive art (!), jaw-dropping, monstrous chandeliers, and luxuriously comfy couches, which are currently casting for "man weeping as girlfriend grinds with dude in NOT ironic leopard sport coat".

New Year's Eve at GreystoneManor

This normally guest-list-only velvet roper's got pre-sale tickets available now for their NYE bash, meaning you don't even have to try and bribe the bouncer with super-sweet alarm clocks to get your Cat Daddy on to DJ Savi while enjoying small plates from the Cleo chef in their leather-laced lounge bedecked w/ sexually suggestive art (!), jaw-dropping, monstrous chandeliers, and luxuriously comfy couches, which are currently casting for "man weeping as girlfriend grinds with dude in NOT ironic leopard sport coat".