7/08/2011

Something Fun to Explain to Your Coworkers

I like your profile and you're welcome to check mine out. I guess this is one thing that I need to get out of the way and I want you to hear me out before replying back (or not as the case may be).

Men squirt into women. La dee da. Women then have headaches, weight gain, hormonal imbalances, and emotional roller coasters for nine months and then out comes baby. I want children (your profile says that you do too) but I never thought this was fair.

We won't be having babies immediately but sometime not long after I get into my next relationship I'll want to start on that. The man I end up with must be many things but above all I will want his demonstrated empathy. For the entire time that I am pregnant he is to wear an empathy suit.

An empathy suit simulates pregnancy - the weight gain, the body malformation, the back pain, etc. It won't kill you to feel what I'm going through and I need to ensure that a man will truly empathize with me before I commit to anything.

If you are an empathetic guy then great. Write back and we'll see where this road of life takes us. If not then good luck and godspeed to you.

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