JumboFest

Dear recipients,
As many of you know, the social life at this school has once again been corrupted with the cancelling of Spring Fling. In response, I am proposing that we have make our own Spring Fling. Only this Spring Fling will happen come rain or shine. But instead of it being called Spring Fling, we\'ll call it \"JumboFest\" in honor of our beloved mascot (Jumbo the elephant). And instead of it being a concert during the day, it will be a party at night. It will be this Friday, May 2nd at 167 College Ave.
This party will seek to regain school pride and also promises just to be a good ol\' time. What better way to celebrate the school\'s (whatever year it is) anniversary than to partake in a rowdy (like that Christina Dirty Song) get together at this legendary house. Drown away your sorrows of SpringFlings lost with the tunes of that uphill favorite N Sync and the beats of none other than Busta (not to forget a lil Dj Doc!). And if this petition is signed by at least 100 people, I can promise everyone a rendition of \"It\'s Raining Men\" that will not soon be forgotten. So remember, come Friday night to the party that will put the second T back in TUFTS.
Thank you,
Friend of 167