is it something to do with being at mcdonalds when they've got no fries ready? Cause you're not going to just get a burger and a drink, but you're also not going to wait around for them to cook some fresh chips are you. The chips are down

The country song with the lines: "I beg your pardon/I never promised you a rose garden". I used to think it was referring to life being a rose garden but it's probably just lady-parts/sex isn't it or all of the above?

the days after December and before Martius (March) weren't assigned any month. Than in itself is bizarre. But it looks like actually THIS is the reason that the last months were bumped, because in fact Julius and Augustus simply renamed the two months before September that were originally called Quintillis and Sextillis