Watch Tom Cruise try to contain a small trickle of urine from running down his leg. (Agent Bedhead)

Liberals are divided left and right, but the big loser is still the media. Anyone else wanna jump into the fray? (ASWOBA)

Oh, and speaking of — someone has finally found a way to make political punditry fun! And what’s the one component that adds fun to just about any given situation? (Feministing)

Avril still denies that she stole her song “Girlfriend,” yet for some reason was willing to settle out of court for an undisclosed sum. Here’s hoping a stipulation that she’s never allowed to play music ever again. (Celebitchy)