I can hear their shrill mating calls already! Check out what Disney Princes might look like if they were weekend-warrior twinks who bought their clothes at PRIAPE and smelled of Rhianna’s perfume, in the full gallery after the jump! (PS. What is UP with John Smith’s tattoo!? – Total sluzzza!)

While you are pre-watching ALL of the STAR WARS trilogy prior to your screening of The Force Awakens, you can add this gay adult film gem parody to your watchlist to finish things off! The acting looks absolutley incredible! Check out the trailer above! LUKE …I AM YOUR FATHER.