"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don't know." – Homer Simpson, "A Fish Called Selma"

Wanted List

Ok, so I didn’t update yesterday. I’m a lazy dumbass, but we’ve established that already. To make up for this oversight on my part, I’m compiling a rant-style list of things I want. Not things I need, mind you, but things I want. 1. More CDRs 2. The Nintendo Gamecube 3. Peace in the Middle East 4. Talent 5. A better setup to make my own brand of terrible, derivative musical garbage 6. A better attitude 7. More friends 8. Less enemies 9. Fame 10. A nap There you go; a stupid list to make up for an entire day of inactivity. I hope everyone out there is happy. All three of you.