The Donald tells Page Six he’s talking with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming “Celebrity Apprentice,” and that Paris Hilton has also expressed an interest in being scrutinized by the mega-mogul. He’s also planning to call Lindsay Lohan this week to see if she’d be willing to try to salvage her plummeting career on the show.

“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Hilton, he adds, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

I don’t see this happening, unless he’s having a free cocaine giveaway at every taping. Paris is reportedly in talks to appear on the UK’s version of “Big Brother” which is like a cultural phenomenon over there. So hopefully the Brits will learn to despise her as much as we do. Lohan’s in Mormon Country tanning, I mean rehabbing. And Britney is batshit crazy and talking to Jesus through the microwave. This plan is not coming together.

For someone who is rolling in money, you’d think he could come up with a better solution for covering up his baldness. That rake over is something else. Combed up from ver his ear. Or out of his ear maybe.

No way is this going to happen! Donald, the king of publicity stunts, is just trying to pique people’s interest in a no-longer-interesting (EVEN with celebs) show. However, the Post DID say that Carmen Electra is confirmed (?!?!) Why Carmen?… Why?!?!?

No way is this going to happen! Donald, the king of publicity stunts, is just trying to pique people’s interest in a no-longer-interesting (EVEN with celebs) show. However, the Post DID say that Carmen Electra is confirmed (?!?!) Why Carmen?… Why?!?!?

I’m pretty sure combining Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Donald Trump is a sign of the apocolypse. War, famine, plagues, blood on the moon… and skanky no talent clusterfu#$s of people dominating network television.

I believe the imposters have been banned (from the letter I received from one of the editors). But who’s to say? I’ve thought that before and then LOOK what happened…hehe. It just gets too chaotic out here with everyone using everyone else’s user name.

Yeah, I agree… People can say whatever rude things they want to say out here and no one really cares. It’s all opinion, after all, and everyone’s entitled. But the identity stealing thing has to go.

I do find it funny, however, that someone was giving “look” a dose of her own medicine. Well deserved.

Hey Zekers — look at this! Love it!
CNN:
NFL quarterback Michael Vick has accepted a plea deal that could send him to prison, ending a federal dogfighting prosecution that jeopardizes his pro football career, his lawyers said