Whatever you do today, don’t drink green beer. Seriously, just don’t. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s talk clothes. While it would be easy to feature something with leprechauns or clovers for St. Patrick’s Day, we’d prefer to go with something that can actually be worn on more than one occasion like the Green Garment Dyed Chinos from Brooks Brothers.

If memory serves, our first ever pair of go to hell pants were green. We were a bit hesitant to break them out at first, but years later we’re happy to have few different hues of green in the collection. In the case of the Brooks Brothers Garment Dyed version, you’ll get a nice low key green that probably doesn’t even register on the go to hell spectrum. Available in a slim cut from the Red Fleece collection, or the more traditional Clark fit (shown), you’ll be amazed at how many different things work with green pants. Trust us, if you don’t have a pair in your wardrobe, now’s the time to add them.