Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Never Say Never

So, the fallen reverend Haggard (he of the homosexual scandal some time back) claims now to be "completely heterosexual" after treatment. Well, God bless him (or, somebody or some diety bless him). But, really? Completely straight? Can anyone really be completely straight? I mean, that Denzel Washington is not a bad-looking guy...

As I once said to my buddy Joe after he doubted Tom Cruise's heterosexuality, "What does Tom Cruise have to do to prove to you that he's not gay? Does he have to fuck you in the ass to prove it to you?"