48 americafirst
Damn right. We’re going to fuck the Republican party in the ass, and you’re going to take it. Not so much fun when it’s done to you, huh?
Commentby Daddy Love— 10/31/06@ 9:08 am
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You have an odd obsession with sodomy,DL. And what was it you were saying about pedophillia being a 20th century construct?

Actually, megadork,
Kerry was saying that neocon douche bags like you are uneducated.
That if it werent’ for dumbshits like you, Tony Snow and The-Flightsuit-In-Chief who’s mouths move when you read, we wouldn’t be in that hell hole.

Get it.

So you manage to prove Kerry right by being too stupid to know it when someone is poking fun at you.
And as if that isn’t bad enough, you go running off screaming your stupidity to the whole world.

James Webb is now ahead of George Allen by more than the margin of error in the latest polls. Way to smack ‘em down George! Why don’t you beat up a couple old ladies today? Why lose by only 4 points when you can go for complete, utter, total humiliation!!!

Here’s some FACTS for ‘Headless Lucy’ re Kerry the Fairy’s grades vs Bushs at Yale.
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In 1999, The New Yorker published a transcript indicating that Bush had received a cumulative score of 77 for his first three years at Yale and a roughly similar average under a non-numerical rating system during his senior year.

Kerry, who graduated two years before Bush, got a cumulative 76 for his four years, according to a transcript that Kerry sent to the Navy when he was applying for officer training school. He received four D’s in his freshman year out of 10 courses, but improved his average in later years.

The grade transcript, which Kerry has always declined to release, was included in his Navy record. During the campaign the Globe sought Kerry’s naval records, but he refused to waive privacy restrictions for the full file. Late last month, Kerry gave the Navy permission to send the documents to the Globe.

RELATED STORY: Kerry allows Navy release of military, medical records

Kerry appeared to be responding to critics who suspected that there might be damaging information in the file about his activities in Vietnam. The military and medical records, however, appear identical to what Kerry has already released. This marks the first time Kerry’s grades have been publicly reported.

The transcript shows that Kerry’s freshman-year average was 71. He scored a 61 in geology, a 63 and 68 in two history classes, and a 69 in political science. His top score was a 79, in another political science course. Another of his strongest efforts, a 77, came in French class.

Under Yale’s grading system in effect at the time, grades between 90 and 100 equaled an A, 80-89 a B, 70-79 a C, 60 to 69 a D, and anything below that was a failing grade. In addition to Kerry’s four D’s in his freshman year, he received one D in his sophomore year. He did not fail any courses.

‘’I always told my Dad that D stood for distinction,” Kerry said yesterday in a written response to questions, noting that he has previously acknowledged that he spent a lot of time learning to fly instead of focusing on his studies.

Kerry’s weak grades came despite years of education at some of the world’s most elite prep schools, ranging from Fessenden School in Massachusetts to St. Paul’s School in New Hampshire.
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Hahahahaha!!! Kerry “strong in French..” no surprise there, huh? Told his dad a grade of ‘D’ meant “distinction”, huh? Hahaha. Maybe his dad smoked as much pot as Kerry did and believed his fairy tale?

I wan’t an appology from President Bush for leaving both my legs in a pile of burning Black Hawk wreckage just so Republicans could distract voters long enough to deregulate the energy industry, deregulate the telecom and media industry and push through huge tax cuts for their wealthy pals.

Forget those ads attacking Darcy Burner, rubberstampreichert is the guy who rubberstamps the Bush administration’s spending spree in Congress, and here’s how the wingnuts are spending your tax dollars:

“(Oct. 31) — The federal government’s ‘no sex without marriage’ message isn’t just for kids anymore. Now the government is targeting unmarried adults up to age 29 as part of its abstinence-only programs, which include millions of dollars in federal money … for 2007.

” … critics say it’s a clear signal of a … policy targeting the sexual behavior of adults. ‘They’ve stepped over the line of common sense,’ said James Wagoner, president of Advocates for Youth, a Washington, D.C.-based non-profit that supports sex education. ‘To be preaching abstinence when 90% of people are having sex is … to lose touch with reality. … It has nothing to do with public health.’

“Abstinence education programs … teach that abstaining from sex is the only … method to prevent pregnancy or disease. They give no instruction on birth control or safe sex. …

“Sarah Brown, director of the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy, says abstinence programs are among many messages that have helped reduce teen pregnancy rates. But ‘the notion that the federal government is supporting millions of dollars worth of messages to people who are grown adults about how to conduct their sex life is a very divisive policy,’ she says.

“‘We would oppose any program that stigmatizes unmarried people, adds Nicky Grist, executive director of the Alternatives to Marriage Project, a non-profit organization based in Brooklyn, N.Y., that advocates for the rights of unmarried people.

For last year’s state grants, Congress appropriated $50 million. A similar amount is expected for 2007 ….”

This article is quoted under the Fair Use doctrine. For complete story and/or copyright info, take a deep breath, bend over and touch your toes, and kiss your ass — or click here: http://tinyurl.com/yc3wo8

Next time you see RubberStampReichert ask him why he’s spending $50 million of your hard-earned tax dollars to tell adults not to have sex.

I see that after a short absence, Americafirst is back. This is the same lily-livered chickenshit, all talk and no willingness to back up his mouth with his ass….that agreed to meet me at Danny’s several weeks ago. Now he is back, spewing shit and proving what an ass he really is. Along with being a coward. I missed a day of vacation with my wife, Asshole, to get my ass across the sound and to Danny’s, where I waited for you to show up. I suppose you could have been there, sized up the situation and decided to remain silent. Not likely though. I am sure you were just too yellow to show.
Funny how that works, americkafirst.
Commentby My Left Foot— 10/31/06@ 7:58 am
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You lying POS coward, you’re the one that didn’t show up. Typical Frenchfuck lying phoney lib.

You guys (wroger wrabbit & co)are funny. In a retarded, cheesy liberal kind of way. But still funny. Your guy Kerry is a punk. Don’t forget his grades were worse than Bush’s in college! Haaaahahahahahaha!!!!!
Aint that a knee slapper!

Why would anyone listen to a self-appointed election reformer who got fired from a pollworker job? If he can’t hack it at that level, he sure as hell isn’t qualified to tell anyone how to run an election.

As of right now, there is no judgment against McDermott because it was vacated, and since a ruling isn’t expected until next year there’s not much to discuss right now except byzantine legal arguments that are interesting only to lawyers.

re 25: You’re just pissing in the wind at this point. I’m calling Eastern WA on Thurs. on behalf of Goldmark and on Sat. I’m calling for Burner. These elections can be close and I’m personally going to convince some people who are wavering to vote Democrat.

This is the way it’s going to be from here on out,Spanky. We will bury you.

In a previous thread Mark1 called ME “juvenile and immature.” If you want to read something “juvenile and immature” then check out megabrad’s blog! To wit:

QUIZ TIME! YES, A POLITICAL HALLOWEEN QUIZ, YAY!
Yes! Time for a quick quiz on (Oh No!) POLITICS! I know, you don’t want to hear about crappy politics when you come to my page, but this, well, I just can’t resist.

Before I quiz, I declare…. I am not a member of ANY political party.

There’s been alot of mud slinging going on lately, and I pretty much ignore all that sh*t. But then I came across this ‘statement’ in the news today, and I tell you, it’s the final straw for me.

So here’s the quiz question;
Can you tell me which retarded asshole made the following statement…

..””You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Uh huh. What an asshole. Well… do you know who it was? Just WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE WHO SAID

Just WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE WHO SAID THIS, BASHING ON THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES WHO VOLUNTEER TO DEFEND THIS NATION AND VENTURE INTO HARMS WAY TO DO IT???

I DON’T GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS IF YOU SUPPORT THIS LOSERS POLITICAL PARTY. THAT’S YOUR BUSINESS. IF YOU SUPPORT HIS STATEMENT HOWEVER, YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.”

P.S., I’m not a member of a political party either. But that doesn’t stop me from voting a 100% Democratic ticket! I used to split my ticket and vote for a Republican now and then. But that was before the GOP was hijacked by traitors and turned into a fascist party. I can see why megabrad won’t admit being a Republican. I wouldn’t admit that either, if I was him. Thank God I’m not him!

Roger my spelling might be poor but your comprehension is even as bad or worst. Now read what the Al Qaida supporter really said and he was also supporting the NVA during the Viet Nam Era. They hanged pictures of him in their command post in North Viet Nam and I’m not surprised that Osama bin Laudin has one signed and hanging in his cave. Yep he is still anger over the Swift-Boat crew torpedoing this election chances last time around. Just Like you Thumper still angry after the War end many years ago.

Military Intelligence
By Christopher Beam
Posted Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006, at 6:10 PM ET
Bloggers get heated over Sen. John Kerry’s remarks about the military. They also theorize about a recent madrasah bombing in Pakistan and laugh at Fox’s premature announcement of Studio 60’s demise.
Military intelligence: During a speech endorsing California gubernatorial candidate Phil Angelides at Pasadena City College yesterday, Sen. John Kerry encouraged students to work hard in school lest they “get stuck in Iraq.” White House press secretary Tony Snow called Kerry’s remarks “an absolute insult,” and Sen. John McCain said the former presidential candidate “owes an apology” to U.S. troops. Conservative bloggers go to town.
Neddy at the conservative Kerfuffles translates Kerry’s comments thusly: “Because you were lazy and dumb in school, you are now in Iraq. Oh, by the way, ‘thank you for your service’ and ‘we support the troops.’ Vote for us at the polls so we can bring you home.”

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Yeah Goldy I think you oughta invite Stefan to DL sometime. I’d like to ask him if he’s going to plant CARROTS in his garden next year! YUMMY!!! I LOVE CARROTS!!! I also want to know why he didn’t share the proceeds of his lawsuit against King County with the generous contributors to his “legal action fund” who helped pay for his lawsuit. I also want to ask him why he never posts anything on his pathetic little partisan blog about GOP election dirty tricks.

Out of date, klake. Your link is no good, and the judgment against McDermott has been vacated. If you pull your head out of your ass once in a while and take a look around, you might have a better idea of what’s going on in the world.

I don’t think Obama should run for president. Not yet. It’s not enough to be electable, you have to be able to govern. State legislature experience plus two years in the U.S. Senate is not enough preparation for the White House. He needs more seasoning and experience before he’s ready for the Big Job. Obama would be a compelling candidate if he served as Illinois governor before running for president — a big-state heartland governor with Senate experience would make a fantastic candidate!

Hey, JCH, you pathetic piece of shit,
I know that logic is alien to you, but I thought I’d ask anyway: if Muslims are such detestable creatures, then why is your president sending our troops over their to die so that an Islamic nation might attain “freedom”? Oh, and by the way, did I forget to tell you that you’re a pathetic piece of shit?

They developed the website http://www.debeddyspropertytax.com that shows an amazing chart (click on her picture) of Kirkland’s “out of control spending” while Deb Eddy was mayor.

Too bad the actual data shows a very different story. Here it’s put together nicely by the city of Lynnwood comparing itself to Kirkland and others (during the timeframe mentioned in the misleading KC GOP site).

So, the Washington State Ferry system used $800,000 in federal tax money to install a wi-fi network, and then the private contractor which manages it wants to charge passengers $29.95 per month to use it?

Man, I’ve got to start paying more attention to those Requests for Bids published in the Daily Journal of Commerce. It looks like a license to print money, when you take a public operation and turn it over to a private company to operate. I should get in on that act. Maybe I can get a contract to collect money for the IRS (no, wait, the Republicans have already contracted that out, too).

Wait a minute. Isn’t that pretty much what Mike McGavick is proposing to do with Social Security, create a new government agency to decide which private investment firms get to manage the “private” portion of our accounts?

In a move some fear could open an avenue for terrorism, prospective cabbies would no longer have to prove they are in the country legally, under a measure proposed by taxi officials, The Post has learned. The Taxi and Limousine Commission will vote Wednesday on whether to reduce driver requirements to just a valid driver’s license and Social Security card and do away with proof of legal residency or citizenship. [……….Mooooooooooooooooslim terrorists in New York can do anything they please as long as they vote Democrat!!! This is classic!!!]

Oops! Republicans are caught LYING again! Like those slimeballs who told black voters that Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican, and that GOP candidate in California who mailed a letter to 14,000 Hispanic voters saying they’d go to jail for voting — and then denied knowing anything about it.

The last phrase (with the Statue of Liberty) is Robin Williams. The rest is some anonymous right-wing crank.

The fact that you think the world can be fixed using advice from someone who thinks like my Uncle Walter (before about 3 p.m. when the booze really kicks in and he starts getting plumb mean), explains a lot about a great many things.

Folks, only in Seattle will the congregation treat people who are trying to save their schools so cruelly. Now all those years teaching them political correctness and they turn on you like rabid dogs Mr. Manhas had the right idea but lack the support from the school board and the teachers union. Now they will close the schools down and bus their undisciplined brats to the Eastside for an education. Wow Goldy your daughter will now have a future after all when she learns math, spelling, English, and reading. The school district will now be divided into four districts with new superintends earning about quarter the income. The Teacher Union should be excluded from representing the teachers for six years and the teacher should all reapply for their new jobs. Last but not least the parents should all be sent to political reeducation camps and educated on manners plus plain respect.
By ROBERT L. JAMIESON Jr.
P-I COLUMNIST
“Go back to India!” a crazed man shouted at last week’s Seattle School Board meeting. The verbal blast flew like buckshot at Raj Manhas, the beleaguered superintendent of Seattle Public Schools. What Manhas thought when those words peppered him was probably along these lines — no job is worth putting up with mean-spirited and personally petty rudeness.
What he said Monday — that he was quitting “in the interests of my family” — was surprise news that a few in Seattle might have seen coming.
The ignorant words at the meeting drew last blood, but Manhas was never really comfortable in his public skin.http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/.....ert24.html

In a previous thread, Mark1 was complaining about my Republican-bashing. These guys call us commies, traitors, terrorist-huggers, etc., and then cry when we bash them. What a bunch of chickenshits! Buh-uh cluck-cluck-cluck!! Fucking crybabies!! Hey Mark1, reading HA is a voluntary activity!!! Nobody asked you to do it. HA is a saloon brawl. If you can’t stand the brawl, get out of the saloon! Thank God we have trolls with more fortitude than Mark1 to provide the entertainment here.

I wonder why Stefan never writes anything on his blog about GOP dirty tricks. Do you suppose it’s because he’s nothing but a partisan propagandist like me? Except the difference between me and Stefan is I don’t put up with Democratic dishonesty, corruption, or dirty tricks. For example, I criticized those Milwaukee Democrats who slashed tires! The tires didn’t do anything; the tires were innocent. They should have gone inside the building and slashed the Republicans throats instead — HEY JUST KIDDING!!! Ann Coulter gets paid for writing shit like that; I’m just an unpaid amateur who does it for fun. If she can do it for money, why can’t I do it for kicks? After all, since Coulter is a Republican and all the Republicans wildly cheered her for cracking jokes about killing liberals, they established the precedent for this kind of thing.

Kill one American, lose one Moooooooooooooooooslim city. I figure after 4 or 5 Mooooooooooooslim cities are turned to glass, the Moooooooooooooooooooooslim terrorists might cop a clue. First on the list: capital of Iran. Then Demascus. Then Mecca? Regardless, the Mooooooooooslims will soon learn not to fuck with Americans.

Why don’t you try to collect it yourself or are you too chickenshit. Bu-uh cluck-cluck-cluck! You must be a Republican. I’ll meet you at 7 PM at my burrow. Go to the big tree on the east side of the lake, take several paces to the left, and look for the hole. Bring a gun.

The thing is the Republicans do keep winning, even though all the bad stuff you listed is part of their agenda. And huge deficits. There’s a reason Ross Perot published United We Stand and Paul Tsongas released his Call to Economic Arms but the no Republican candidate came out with anything similar in the early 1990s. They were too busy running up the country credit card. So my thinking is that Americans who vote really want this stuff. More Katrina horrors, please. More people in debt please. More uneducated people in low paying jobs please. Either that, or they’re brainwashed.

I sure haven’t been able to make the Yanks out. 80% of the people living outside the US haven’t been able to figure out how shifting from a manufacturing to a consumption-only society is a good thing.

wow! this thread is already up to 5 posts! That’s more than Stefan’s pathetic little blog gets all day! He has to post on his own blog under a dozen screen names or he wouldn’t get any traffic at all. Nobody else reads it.

Why does this chart report tax receipts of $2.15 Trillion for 2005? Why are your numbers so depressed? Maybe Furball you are depressing!

Why do you not post the $2.41 Trillion for 2006?

The Treasury’s data revealed that the federal government spent $2.65 trillion in FY 2006 and collected $2.41 trillion. Individual income tax receipts totalled $1.04 trillion compared to $927 billion collected in FY 2005 and the $997.6 billion originally estimated in the FY 2006 budget. Corporate tax receipts totalled $354 billion, up from $278.3 billion in FY 2005 and the $277.1 billion originally estimated in the FY 2006 budget. The rest was other receipts.

BTW, the so-called “dot.com bubble” was a stock market and venture capital phenomenon, and was not how the economy generated 22 million NET jobs under Clinton, including greatly reduced unemployment at the lowest end of our economic strata.

discuss amoungst yourselves………
“You gotta love Robin Williams…… Even if he’s
nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with
the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
He is seen wearing a t-shirt saying “I love New
York!” written in arabic.

Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this
logic!)

“I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I
have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s
one plan.”

1) “The US will apologize to the world for our
“interference” in their affairs, past & present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of
those “good ole boys”, we will never “interfere”
again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the
Middle East, and the Philippines . They don’t
want us there. We would station troops at our
borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes
in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave.We’ll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!!
France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to 90 days unless given a special
permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will
be allowed in. If you don’t like it there,
change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don’t
need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older
ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend
classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they
don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About
a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not
“interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever,
for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most
get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair
weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly
Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a
winner of a plan?

RR it would be great if newt ran, 95% chance that the Dems retain the House, win the Senate and win the Presidency to boot. Every sane person knows that anyone that mark the welsher or kkklake support are morally inept and lying POSs.

As further evidence of Reichert’s poor voting record when it comes to Veterans. The IAVA ( Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America ) rated his voting record a [b]D+[/b].

(copied from IAVA’s website to explain how they derived their ratings)

Each IAVA Congressional Rating is based on a given legislator’s voting history on issues that affect US Troops, Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans and military families.

To calculate the Ratings, IAVA reviewed all legislation voted on in the Congress since September 11, 2001. For each piece of legislation that affected troops, veterans or military families, IAVA took a position either in support of, or in opposition to its passage. The letter grades were derived, using the scales below, from the percentage of times that each legislator’s vote matched the official IAVA stance.

A total of 169 House votes and 155 Senate votes were used to determine the ratings. You can view all of this legislation, either in a complete list or grouped by session, by clicking here. http://capwiz.com/iava/keyvotes.xc/?lvl=C

IAVA is a non-partisan, non-profit organization. These ratings were determined using a simple and transparent mathematical formula.

These scales are based on a traditional grading scale. Due to the nature and high number of unanimous consent agreements in the Senate, we adjusted the grading scale to ensure an even distribution of grades.

Information on Sample Legislation
TRICARE for Reservists
(108th Congress; Senate vote #282; July 16, 2003)
# Senators who voted in favor of this amendment were voting to allow Reservists and National Guard soldiers to buy-into the Defense Department’s health insurance plan at subsidized rates. IAVA supported this legislation.
# TRICARE is the Defense Department’s health insurance plan that is available at no cost to soldiers serving on active duty. Reservists and National Guard soldiers who are mobilized receive free TRICARE for a short period of time before and after their deployments. In 2003, a GAO report stated that 20% of these soldiers did not have health care insurance. This legislation was designed to address that problem.
# The Senate’s plan was adopted and enacted into law.

TRICARE for Reservists
(109th Congress; House vote # 221; May 25, 2005)
# Representatives who voted in favor of this motion were voting to extend free health care to all Reserve and National Guard soldiers. IAVA supported this legislation.
# After 2003 (see above), Congress extended TRICARE to allow Reservists and National Guard soldiers to buy-in at subsidized rates, dependent on their deployment status. Still many soldiers have not bought into the system and lack health insurance coverage.
# Although the medical readiness of the Reserves and National Guard is vital to the security of this nation, Congress refused to extend free TRICARE coverage to Reservists and National Guard soldiers.

Military Death Gratuity
(109th Congress; Senate vote #92; April 13, 2005)
# Senators who voted FOR this motion were voting AGAINST increasing the amount of money a spouse or family member receives when their loved one is killed in Iraq or Afghanistan. IAVA opposed this motion, which would have eliminated the proposed increase.
# Prior to this bill, the family of a US troop killed in action would only receive a $12,000 death gratuity from the government. This bill would increase that amount to $100,000.
# The motion was defeated, and the plan was adopted and enacted into law.

Funding for TBI Research
(109th Congress; Senate vote #222; August 2, 2006)
# Senators who voted FOR this motion were voting AGAINST increasing funding for Traumatic Brain Injury research by $2 million. IAVA opposed this motion.
# Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) has become the signature wound of the Iraq war. In a spending bill appropriating more than $400 billion, in a war that has cost hundreds of billions of dollars and counting, it is unconscionable that Congress can’t find an extra $2 million to treat an injury affecting more than 100,000 American Troops.
# Despite a clear need for greater funding for TBI research, this motion passed.

Dope on the rope is out their digging up sleaze on people again over at (U)sp

I think we need to address this unqualified candidate.

Here he attacks the people who want to uphold the constitution.

We want this as a Judge?
Why is he always trying to leave his Law practice, to get elected?
Is it hard work Richard?
Or like any Republican, you feel the big money is working in government, and getting the lobbyist money for your retirement.

Here’s what I posted over at Sleaze central. They don’t have values to post on, only fear.

As for Dope on rope Pope at 24

Maybe as private citizens they don’t want the sleaze like you and the guppy prying into their personal lives in attempt to ruin them.
(Hey maybe that’s why they want to protect the constitution?)
As for you, you ARE running for office, and when you put up sign with your name on them enough time, you gain name recognition.
At least this time you were smart enough not to put the (R) like your pals Mike! and Sheriff Hairdo don’t want to do either.

So why is it that Goldy likes you? I don’t know. You’re an often reprimanded attorney, and a perenial candidate for any position out there.
This probably leads to your failure to give adequate council to your clients. (I’d love to see your referral list, mostly from jail I suspect) Goldy must relate to you because you are both single fathers.

But you are a Candidate. So did you kill your wife, or beat or cheat on her? Are your divorce or murder trial papers open for us to look at?
Where can I go look them up, and get them published?

You want to be a Judge with those qualifications?
What is it a Daddy Bush thing? You want to get back at them for beating the hell out of an unqualified attorney as a Judge?
Come on Repugs, we know you love money more than anything, can you imagine the cost of appeals from this judges rulings?
Any attorney would be a fool not to file on a Pope ruling, the odds are in their favor, he does not know the law and is most likely wrong.

Come on, how about a little public disclosure on you. Let everyone know that you are a professional candidate with a worse record than the 62 Mets. You have multiple reprimands for failures in court, and that you beat your wife.

I can’t believe that those little red signs are doing the trick for you. It is definetely not your ACTUAL qualifications.

I think if you get in, It just shows how lazy the populice is in finding out about the candidates.

I think I will file my grievance now, that your signs are still out on the streets well after the time, by Law (the thing your running for, in case you didn’t know) need to be removed.
I think those come with a cash penalty per sign.

Yours and the guppies dirty sleaze hunts, make it why good people don’t run for office. Then we are left with the likes of you.

The Washington-based Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) released a poll of 1,000 registered Moooooooooooooooooooooslim terrorist voters in the United States two weeks before U.S. Congressional elections.

A total of 84 percent of those surveyed said they consider themselves members of the Democratic Party, none say they are Republicans and 16 percent say they do not belong to any party.

pulled off their feet! The dogs can’t catch me because I have tremendous burst speed for short distances. I can run circles around O.J. in the 50-yard dash. In fact, I was offered an NFL contract, until the commissioner ruled that ball carriers have to be human, which ended that. Too bad. I would have been famous!

Look what you have now done pulled your ads for Jim McDermott. Wow Goldy cleaning house today?
Goldy why are you running ads for Jim McDermott on your web site? Why do your friends beat up on Republicans about their sins, and you all embrace this chap that supported Saddam’s war efforts? Now is Jimmy your new Icon for the Socialist Democrat Party, and you all now embrace everything he stands for today? Goldy when is he going to pay up his debt?

WASHINGTON — A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that U.S. Rep. Jim McDermott violated federal law by turning over an illegally taped telephone call to reporters nearly a decade ago.
In a 2-1 opinion, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia ruled that McDermott violated the rights of House Majority Leader John Boehner, who was heard on the 1996 call involving former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
The court ordered McDermott to pay Boehner more than $700,000 for leaking the taped conversation. The figure includes $60,000 in damages and more than $600,000 in legal costs.
McDermott, D-Seattle, leaked a tape to The New York Times and other news organizations

Sounds like a good argument for every crackpot Muslim regime on the planet to acquire nuclear weapons as fast as they can. With you egging them on, I’m sure every mullah east of Suez will have his own ICBMs within 15 years.

Roger Rabbit rarely attends DL because the GOP Thought Police are out to get me! I spend most of my time underground in my concrete-reinforced computer bunker, which can survive a direct hit from hardened dog poop. Occasionally I stick my wet black nose out of my burrow, sniff the air, and if no danger is detected I put my head out a little further and look around. When conditions are right, I dash across the walkway and dive into one of my back-up holes. It’s a riot watching the dog owners get

10 Remember (well, you probably weren’t there, Roger) when Lloyd Hara came to DL and told us he’s the only Port Commissioner with a background in accounting, and they won’t let him be on the audit committee. Hmmm. Comment by ArtFart

ArtFart: What do you expect when moonbats are in charge of the cookie jar? Hey’ it’s your county. Just ax that genius of racism Lucy Head!

Why was John Kerry not in prison for his war crimes? Now I voted for the war and now I don’t vote for war? Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John what did you really do in Paris in the 1970’s???????????????????????? This chap is what represented the Socialist Democrat Party in the last elections. The question now who represents the Socialist Democrat Party today???????????????????http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fFS8TEMxKI&NR

“Mic Dinsmore is paid more than any other top executive at a major U.S. port, and he’s due to retire in less than six months. Today Port of Seattle commissioners … consider awarding him a … raise that would … lock in an extra $3,000 a year in future state pension benefits.

“If he gets the raise, the 61-year-old Dinsmore would have a final pay packet of $339,841 a year — substantially more than his peers at other big ports — and more than double the $150,995 Gov. Christine Gregoire earns as chief executive of the state.

“Commission President Patricia Davis said she thinks he’s earned an annual raise, and she is confident the commission will give it to him. But several commissioners said Dinsmore’s performance as chief executive officer doesn’t merit such an increase.

“‘I’m disappointed in our financial performance this year,’ Commissioner Alec Fisken said. He cited a proposal to increase the Port’s tax levy … as well as plans to build a new cargo terminal that would require the Port to tear down an $18.2 million cruise-ship terminal opened in 2003.

“Under the Port’s pay-for-performance system, Dinsmore would need to be rated ‘outstanding’ to qualify for the top 6 percent raise. Commissioner Lloyd Hara gives Dinsmore a grade of ‘progressing,’ which carries a zero to 2 percent raise. ‘Have we had a greater tonnage through here? No,’ Hara said.

“Commissioner John Creighton said some commissioners proposed a 10 percent raise. ‘I just thought that was not warranted,’ Creighton said. Even the 6 percent proposed raise is on the high side of what he wanted, he said.”

Dinsmore also receives supplemental deferred compensation that “would be highly controversial if this were a CEO of a public corporation,” according to the article, which continues,

“The Port would not say how much Dinsmore has built up in his deferred-compensation account. But based on his contract, he apparently will receive more than $362,000 in deferred compensation from the Port in a lump sum when he retires early next year.

“Dinsmore also is enrolled in the state’s Public Employee Retirement System. Under that plan, he’s eligible for about $85,387 a year when he retires. If he gets the … raise, his annual retirement benefit would rise to about $88,395.”

If the port commissioners want to give Dinsmore a fatter pension, they should pay for it themselves, instead of taking it out of the funds that pay my meager pension for my 30 years of drudgery in the state dungeons!

Too bad Richard Pope lost his port commissioner race. This shit wouldn’t happen if he were there. Richard is pretty close to being a cheap labor conservative — you know, those guys who think employees should work free. Since the port commissioner job is part-time, Richard might be able to handle it despite the problems in his chaotic personal life, although I think running a full-time court is another matter. That’s why I voted for your OPPONENT in the N.E. District Court race, Richard, even though you talk a good game here in the HA comment threads. But if you run for port commissioner again, I might vote for you! It would be hard to fuck up that job any worse than Davis is fucking up.

And they want us to pay TAXES to the port. Sheesh!!! That’s like paying taxes to pay basketball players’ salaries.

“Why do you think single mothers should be forced to pay $2000 per year more in taxes?”

Why don’t you lay out the numbers for us so we can have some reason to believe you? I don’t berlieve that the Bush tax cuts reduced your average single working mother’s taxes by tahtamount.

Oh, and when you do, please factor in that Nancy Pelosi is saying that the Decmorats will seek to roll back cuts for those making over $200K, and that she will be setting the agenda and not a first-term Representative.

Why to be worried about Attack Dog Republicans. Check out this King County GOP website attacking Dem. Deb Eddy. At the bottom, you can see that they impore people to (and this is a DIRECT QUOTE): “If you care about constitutional rights to free speach, call Deb Eddy at (425) 454-0443.”

In New Jersey, the Supreme Court just ruled that the NJ legislature must make “the rights and benefits of civil marriage…equally available to same-sex couples.” Call it marriage, call it a duck, but protect equal protection under the law.

I love it when idiots like MTR (and his ilk) tout the “Republican Economic Recovery”. Gee, this past week the stock market finally passed early 2001 levels?

I did a quick spreadsheet calculation, which shows that if the DJIA had an average of an 8% annual return on investment for the years of the Bush administration, it should be at 18,603 by the end of the year.

Instead, we have the Republicans trying to tell us what great economomic managers they are, just because we have a stock market rally which finally breaks above the Feb. 2001 levels after SIX YEARS. Funny how the rally only occured once it was clear the Democrats were going to be in charge of the House again.

Besides, I suspect that the stock market will reverse itself after the November elections when oil prices shoot up again. If the oil prices don’t rise dramatically, its only because they know we are watching pretty closely for it now, and the oil companies might be a tad concerned about a Democratic House of Representatives holding energy hearings where the executives are actually subpoened and placed under oath.

Hey, if you Republicans are really interested in an investment which returns less than 8% over ten years, let me know. I’ve got some great ones for you. I’d like to get rich treating you the way you’ve been treating the rest of us for years!

By the way, you fucking liar, I never said there was no link between revenue and tax cuts — not even close! What I said was:

A tax rate of 0% results in no revenue. A tax rate of 100% results in no revenue, because there’s no incentive for economic activity. Therefore, a tax rate somewhere between 0% and 100% produces the maximum amount of revenue. When the tax rate is below this point, as it is most of the time in a democracy, a cut in the tax rate will result in less revenue. When the tax rate is above this point, a cut in the tax rate will result in more revenue.

Now, the link between tax rates and revenue is so clear in that analysis that it grabs you by the nuts and squeezes hard — if you bother to read it. We can only assume Redneck is an illiterate fuck, because he clearly hasn’t read what I wrote.

Redneck was full of shit when he said tax cuts always increase revenue. Just look at the numbers above. Hell, look at HIS number, unadjusted for FICA revenue! It took five years for gross federal revenues to catch up with where they were before Bush’s tax cuts. And you know why they’re catching up? Three reasons:

Of course Republicans will demonize Hillary because they can’t run against her on issues. Republicans lose on all the issues. I mean, how can they win by saying, “our platform is to fuck over 95% of you for the benefit of the other 5%?” So they have to throw rocks and keep voters from thinking about things like …

$2.13 an hour wages
47 million Americans with no health care
Endless and pointless war
Dragging America’s reputation through the gutter
Corporate welfare = 5 times as much $$$ as individual welfare
Hundreds of billions of $$$ in corruption
Eliminating Social Security and Medicare
Bush Inflation Tax
Shitty job market

10 Remember (well, you probably weren’t there, Roger) when Lloyd Hara came to DL and told us he’s the only Port Commissioner with a background in accounting, and they won’t let him be on the audit committee. Hmmm.

He also pointed out that being a Commissioner is essentially a full-time job that pays only $500 a month–so most commissioners tend to either be retirees (which he is), independently wealthy, or open to…uh….shall we say, temptation? Also sounds like it would have been a lousy deal for Richard and his daughter had he actually won.

Can one of oue Republican-apologist friends explain how we are doing a good job managinfg the reconstruction of Iraq?

“Those overhead costs have ranged from under 20 percent to as much as 55 percent of the budgets, according to the report, by the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction. On similar projects in the United States, those costs generally run to a few percent.”

Drinking Liberally

The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Stop on by for some hot conversation and ice cold beer as we head into the stretch run of the election season.

We’ll be playing the Mike! McGavick drinking game during his televised debate tonight at 9PM, and I’m told that Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales might stop by, along with a number of almost-but-not-quite confirmed guests from both sides the aisle. Should be a lot of fun.

Not in Seattle? Washington liberals will also be drinking tonight in the Tri-Cities. Here’s a full run down of WA’s ten Drinking Liberally chapters:

Where:

When:

Next Meeting:

Burien:

Mick Kelly’s Irish Pub, 435 SW 152nd St

Fourth Wednesday of each month, 7:00 pm onward

October 25

Kirkland:

Valhalla Bar & Grill, 8544 122nd Ave NE

Every Thursday, 7:00 pm onward

October 19

Monroe:

Eddie’s Trackside Bar and Grill, 214 N Lewis St

Second Wednesday of each month, 7:00 PM onward

November 8

Olympia:

The Tumwater Valley Bar and Grill, 4611 Tumwater Valley Drive South

First and third Monday of each month, 7:00-9:00 pm

November 6

Seattle:

Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Ave E

Every Tuesday, 8:00 pm onward

October 17

Spokane:

Red Lion BBQ & Pub, 126 N Division St

Every Wednesday, 7:00 pm

October 18

Tacoma:

Meconi’s Pub, 709 Pacific Ave

on hiatus

on hiatus

Tri-Cities:

Atomic Ale, 1015 Lee Blvd, Richland

Every Tuesday, 7:00 pm onward

October 17

Vancouver:

Hazel Dell Brew Pub, 8513 NE Highway 99

Second and fourth Tuesday of each month, 7:00 pm onward

October 24

Walla Walla:

The Green Lantern, 1606 E Isaacs Ave

First Friday of each month, 8:00 pm onward

November 3

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“Blackhawk helicopters and interceptor jets have begun patrolling Montana airspace along the U.S.-Canada border, and American officials say unmanned drones could be deployed as early as next year. But the U.S. is playing down the new security measure, claiming it has little to do with Canadians but more to do with the threat of terrorists using Canada as a staging point for attacks in America. [Wrong fucking border!!!

Daddy Love – Your insistance of that all GOP are crawling with homos as shown by “Many of the top GOP lawmakers have highly placed, influential staffers who are openly gay or closeted gay” continues to show your lack of intelligence.

Democrats are suppose to believe that Homo are OK so 1. Why are you even bringing this subject up and 2. There are folks that are homosexual everywhere regardless of their political leanings. So your comments only show your total lack of understanding.

You are merely trying to ‘flame’ people but have proven that you only burnt yourself!

Despite the fact I rarely attend DL, there are occasions when I do attend … and your post seems to imply I’m not sober when I leave. The fact of the matter is that I do not drink alcohol at all. It’s not that I’m a prohibitionist (I’m not) or don’t like beer (I do); but I have a medical condition that makes drinking problematical for me. Alcohol makes me sick. So screw your pompous, platitudinous, soapbox preaching about “personal responsibility.”*

* You must be a fucking Republican, because only fucking Republicans pontificate to others about “personal responsibility,” when they themselves accept none. If you want me to take a cab to DL, put up the money! It’s your idea, so I don’t see why I should do it on my dime.

So how do you play the McGaick drinking game? Down a beer everytime he says “That’s Just Wrong!!!!”? Or how about every time he tells a lie? Or do you just try to match his BAC level during his DUI arrest, and still try to sit upright?

On second thought, the results of any of the above would be just about the same…..

E3 GBS,…………………………………………………………………Special Evaluation…………………………………… Not recommended for promotion to Petty Officer Third Class. Not recommended for retention. Recommended for 6 months of mess cook duties, and then for administrative discharge upon completion of additional commission officers wardroom support duties. Botton line: Total shitbird. Let him wash dished in the officer’s mess, and then sack this shitbird!!!!!

GREAT FALLS, Mont. – Blackhawk helicopters and interceptor jets have begun patrolling Montana airspace along the U.S.-Canada border, and American officials say unmanned drones could be deployed as early as next year. But the U.S. is playing down the new security measure, claiming it has little to do with Canadians but more to do with the threat of terrorists using Canada as a staging point for attacks in America. [Wrong fucking border!!! Deport all illegals…….Voter ID………Build a fence………and Democrat votes are reduced by 20%!]

In today’s news, the Associated Press reports that Rep. Jim Kolbe of Arizona is under investigation for possible improprieties involving congressional pages. Kolbe is a Republican — did I need to tell you that? You could have guessed his party affiliation.

Wow, I checked my message four times and didn’t see where I didn’t accept any personal responsibility.

The post also implied that if one were arthritic, one could leave the driving to someone else.

If your impetuous, ultradefensive and hostile ripostes are indicative of the majority of Democrats, that may be why they don’t do so well at reaching out to people with shared values or progressive ideas.

“Why are cities that are 100% Democrat unsafe and full of drugs, gangs, and crime?” Commentby Doctor JCH Kennedy, ESQ— 10/17/06@ 8:25 pm

For the same reason that rural areas that are 100% Republican arfe unsafe and full of drugs, gangs, and crime — why do you think all those rural Republicans, without exception, have large dogs and guns?

I’m not doing anything that JCH isn’t doing. For example, see #20 in the previous thread, to wit:

“Liberal Dragon, No. Now get to work in the fields and pick the fucking apples!!!! NOW!!!!” Commentby Doctor JCH Kennedy, ESQ— 10/17/06@ 7:36 pm

If using the word “fucking” in posts is good enough for a Republican like JCH, it’s good enough for me! I’ve never held myself out as being superior in any way to a Republican. After all, I used to be a Republican — a Goldwater Republican, to be precise. So why are you surprised that I talk like a Republican?

A federal judge has erased Ken Lay’s fraud conviction, citing a Fifth Circuit decision that said a defendant’s death pending appeal extinguishes the charges against him, according to the Associated Press.

Ain’t it just like a cowardly Republican to kick the bucket in order to beat the rap!

Billionaire investor George Soros is leading a move to stitch together an American Jewish political lobby that is “anti-Israel,” according to a column in the Jerusalem Post.

Soros, who spent millions attempting to defeat President Bush in 2004, is one of a “tiny minority of American Jews” who have played a role in undermining support for Israel in the Democratic Party, and they now seek “to undermine Israel’s position in the U.S. in general,” Caroline Glick writes in the Post.

Soros has invited another American Jewish billionaire, Peter Lewis, along with “North American Jewish plutocrats” like Charles and Edgar Bronfman, to join forces with him and leftist Jewish American organizations – including American Friends of Peace Now, the Israel Policy Forum and Brit Tzedek v’Shalom – to construct a political lobby that will weaken the influence of the pro-Israel lobby.

“Many of the individuals and organizations associated with the initiative have actively worked to undermine Israel,” Glick writes.

“Soros caused a storm in 2003 when, during a fund-raising conference for Israel, he alleged that Israel was partially responsible for the rise in anti-Semitic violence in Europe because of its harsh response to Palestinian terrorism.”

Glick also points out that in November 2005, the leaders of the Israel Policy Forum met with Condoleezza Rice and urged her to dismiss Israel’s security concerns regarding two of the Gaza Strip’s border crossing points. As a result, Rice pressured Israel to make dangerous concessions to the Palestinians.

And after Hamas’ electoral victory in January, American Friends of Peace Now, Israel Policy Forum and Brit Tzedek v’Shalom worked to shield the Hamas-led Palestinian Authority from Congressional sanctions.

Together they worked to torpedo the Palestinian Anti-Terror Act, which enjoyed overwhelming support in the Congress and was designed to update American policy toward the Palestinian

Authority in the wake of Hamas’ ascendance to power.
Among its provisions, the bill called for an immediate end to U.S. assistance to nongovernmental and U.N. organizations operating in the PA that had connections to terrorist organizations.

Due to the lobbying efforts of the “Jewish leftists,” the Palestinian Anti-Terror Act was eventually scuttled, Glick notes, adding:
“Soros would like to institutionalize the ad-hoc coalition’s success in undermining the Palestinian Anti-Terror Act in a new lobby.

“While its Jewish founders insist that they are pro-Israel, the fact of the matter is that they are about to establish an American Jewish anti-Israel lobby.”

Commentby Roger Rabbit— [NOV 2000…….Black districts in Philly voting Democrat at 115% of registration. New York Jews voting Democrat in NYC and in Palm Beach and Miami, FL. East St. Louis, MI………Democrat judges orders polls in ONLY black districts to stay open two extra hours while polls in the white areas were ordered to close on time. Milwaukee, WI……….Young black Democrats slashing tires on Republican vans on Election Eve. RR, Democrats are the Party of Voter Fraud. That is why you fight voter ID and/or the “purple” finger.

Hollywood star Wesley Snipes was charged Tuesday with failing to pay taxes and conspiracy in an indictment that could put the versatile actor and producer behind bars for more than 40 years.
Federal prosecutors in Tampa released an “an eight-count indictment charging Wesley Trent Snipes, formerly of Windermere, Florida; Eddie Ray Kahn, of Sorrento, Florida; and Douglas P. Rosile, of Venice, Florida, with conspiracy to defraud the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and presenting a fraudulent claim for payment to the IRS.”

“Each of the conspiracy and false claim charges carry a maximum sentence of five years imprisonment,” prosecutors added, noting: “Snipes is also charged with six counts of failing to file income tax returns.” […………………………………………………………………….Do black Democrats have to file tax returns and pay taxes like Republicans, or are they “victims” and “special”? Just “axing”………………]

When viewing Mike!’s television commercials, I’m really reminded of a petulant adolescent who is screaming for attention. His squeaky voice, whiny message, and dramatized mannerisms do not seem senatorial. He’s not ready for prime time.

Crime is everywhere, Craig. You can’t even take a hike in the woods anymore without risking getting shot in the back of the head because you’ve stumbled onto somebody’s pot farm or meth lab. Has the crime problem gotten any better under GOP government? Hell no, it’s worse. What did Bush do about it? He ridiculed Clinton’s federal grant program that put 100,000 more cops on America’s streets — and gutted its funding. Do I feel safer with Republicans in charge? Fuck no!!! But I sure am glad to hear you need disaster relief from these GOP fuckups. It’s about time you got what you voted for.

David, tonight is the second night in a row that you have chosen to pound beers at the Montlake Ale House. Do not come home and post anything at 1:03 AM, like you did last night. Wait until you have rested and recovered; wait for your better judgement and inhibitions to return.

I am a volunteer and contributor for the Maria Cantwell campaign. I will be volunteering also on Election Day, driving arthritic and otherwise infirm Democrats to the polls so they can vote, so my activities will count more toward the senator’s re-election than one grouchy, bitter, prejudiced person.

I’ve already been commended by friends and Senator Cantwell in person for my personal commitment to helping Americans exercise their right to vote, but I’ll accept your apology.

But man! — you should see the letters column in today’s ST editorial section. It appears NO ONE wrote in supporting the paper’s endorsement of RubberStampReichert, because every single letter they published today on that subject takes their endorsement to task.

For example:

Robert Stagman, Mercer Island, wrote:

“The Times’ endorsement of Dave Reichert for Congress in the 8th District … is a travesty reflecting your decision to ignore … his radical and intolerant positions…” (examples follow).

Stephen Hendricks, Sammamish, wrote:

“The Times has endorsed … Reichert … based largely, it appears, on his independence from the Bush administration. Unfortunately, while Reichert has demonstrated a willingness to vote against the Bush administration on a handful of issues where his vote was not decisive, the fact remains that a vote for him is a vote for Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, the rest of the Republican leadership in the House and the disastrous policies of the Bush administration. … As long as Reichert remains a Republican, and he has not demonstrated any ‘independence’ on that score, he no more deserves to be re-elected than the congressional leadership he supports.”

Olav Martin Kvern, Seattle, wrote:

“To say that I was surprised by The Times’ endorsement of Dave Reichert is an understatement. … Reichert has been a virtual rubber stamp for the Bush administration’s foreign-policy agenda. He has gone against the administration only on relatively safe (in political terms) domestic issues, but on every other matter he blindly followed his party. … He has voted with his party more than 90 percent of the time. That’s not what I’d call ‘a conscience-driven independent streak.’ If Reichert cannot stand up to his party on fundamental moral, ethical and political issues, what can he stand up for?”

Joanne Gainen, Bellevue, wrote:

“I am surprised that The Times endorses incumbent Dave Reichert over the challenger, Darcy Burner. … He claims not to be aligned with George Bush but brought him here to raise funds for his campaign. I have heard no evidence that he speaks out against unfair, abusive and foolhardy administration actions and policies.”

Tom Boyle, Mount Vernon, wrote:

“As a fiscally conservative moderate, who voted for Republican Dino Rossi …, I agreed with almost everything in The Times’ endorsement of Dave Reichert for the 8th District congressional seat. … However, it also shows why Western Washington voters need to vote for Darcy Burner: There is no way the voters in Eastern Washington will remove someone like Rep. Doc Hastings, R-Pasco. That means it is up to the voters in the west to do everything possible to ensure that the Republican Party is not the majority party in the House or the Senate. These Republicans have shown they are nothing but rubber stamps for the Karl Rove/Dick Cheney/George Bush agenda …. That is why, unfortunately, Western Washington voters … should vote for … Darcy Burner.”

You’d think that if even ONE PERSON wrote in support of Frank’s endorsement of No-Estate-Tax Reichert, the Seattle Times would publish it. After all, newspapers like “balance” in their letters columns. But geez — even the Rossi voter doesn’t support Frank’s call on this one.

It must be because most folks think there are more important issues in the world than getting rid of the estate tax.

The Seattle Times editorial page endorsed Rep. Cathy McMorris today. For sheer laughability, it would be hard to top the nonsense Frank Blethen wrote about RubberStampReichert, but he accomplished it with this line in today’s screed:

“As McMorris gets more traction in Congress, we’d like to see her be a more autonomous Republican in the vein of Congressman Dave Reichert, R-Auburn.”

Of course, there’s a hidden agenda here. As British statements Benjamin Disraeli once said, “Everyone has two reasons for what he does — a good reason, and the real reason.” (or words to that effect) Despite his reasonable-sounding arguments on behalf of McMorris, Frank’s real reason for placing his rubberstamp of approval on McMorris is he wants the GOP to retain control of Congress in hopes they’ll repeal the estate tax. Frank is utterly, consumingly obsessed with the estate tax. Makes you wonder if his doctors told him something the rest of us don’t know, e.g. he’s knocking on the Pearly Gates.

#3 — that is what cabs are for. We don’t all have to be Laura Bush or Mike McGavick. Occasionally there are people with disposable income who have the personal responsibility to have a sober person drive them home.

Maybe we can get the big screen at Cafe Racer, much closer to your Green Lake burrow, and have some beers and laughs together.

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The Burner/Reichert debate was very interesting. Hundreds of people were turned away. Reichert, in fact, did better than I expected. He received snickers only on his response that we were in Iraq “because we’d been attacked”.

When asked whether he supported a pharmacist’s “right” to refuse dispensing BIRTH CONTROL, emphasis mine, to distinguish it, as if necessary, from the morning after pill, his entire answer was,”yes”.

He was asked about the proposed legislation to increase local ownership of media, i.e. reduce media consolidation and concentration, he actually said he was not informed on the issue and would “have to take a pass on the question”.

Had there been anyone in the audience who had not known of his 33 years of service to the community, there is no doubt that after the first, or second, or third, fourth, etc. response, they would have clearly known……

Darcy did a good job of pointing out the close ties between Reichert and Bush. It was rather funny that after stressing his independent thinking, when Darcy pointed out his 90% agreement with Bush he could only rebut by saying it wasn’t 90% it was 86% and some of those votes had also been taken by Democrats, so they must have been Bush democrats.

The funniest part of the debate probably occurred when the moderator asked Reichert about campaign finance reform and Reichert answered with a mealy mouthed non response about lobbying reform. Darcy heard the question that was asked, and responded adequately.

I thought her analysis of his chairmanship of the homeland protection/first responder communication stuff was pretty telling.

At the close of the moderated section, each was offered the opportunity to ask the other a question. Reichert questioned her brief resume and commitment to community and pointed out his…….33 years of commitment to the community. Darcy posed a rather convoluted question pointing out his shifting stances on ANWAR, stem cells, global warming and asking how could we trust his integrity if there was none. She should have been better prepared for that.

Each had a three minute closing statement. Darcy hit all the usual highlights, and when supporters applauded, the moderator said he would give Reichert extra time, even though Darcy had not exceeded her time limit.

The moderator was rather poor. He called Darcy Ms. Brunner, until he was corrected by the audience. At one point he asked “Bill” to answer the question, and Reichert rescued him on that. When he gave Reichert extra time because Burner supporters clapped, even though Darcy had not exceeded her time, partisan observers were a little peeved(including moi). He rambled a little at one point, apparently to give Reichert an ooportunity to pull his thoughts together.

The audience then submitted questions. There were interesting questions that almost got asked. There were interesting answers that almost got said.

The most surprising factoid of the evening for me was when asked about the second amendment, Darcy said not only did she own a gun and know how to use it, but she had a concealed carry permit.
She expressed her support for the use of guns for self protection, but drew the line at assault type weapons. Reichert talked about his 33 years of blah blah blah and his support of the use of weapons to defend others.

Geneva – Hollywood star Angelina Jolie on Tuesday accused the West of cold-heartedness and hypocrisy in trying to shut out migrants, including refugees, from Africa and other hotspots. More than 7,000 people have died trying to get into Europe over the past decade, according to Jolie, whose comments appeared in the magazine ”Refugees,” published by the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR), for whom she is a goodwill ambassador. [……….Could they all come and live with Angelina and Brad?…………..hehe, JCH]

PHOENIX-The state will ask a justice of the nation’s high court to let county election officials require voters to produce identification for next month’s general election. Attorney General Terry Goddard said Tuesday legal papers will be given to Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, possibly by the end of the week, asking him to void an order by the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals barring the state from enforcing the voter ID provisions of Proposition 200 while a legal challenge to them works its way through federal court. [………Voter ID: Democrats lose. It’s that simple. Plus……….Border Patrol and Homeland Security at every poll.]

“Thanks for pointing that out. Let’s keep all them “foriegners” and dark skinned people from voting.”
Commentby Doctor Maf54 Kennedy, ESQ.— […………………………….Spell much, Maf54? Another public school “minority pass” student?]

Drinking Liberally

The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. The primaries are over and we’re headed into the home stretch, so come on down for some hot debate and some icy cold beer.

Not in Seattle? Washington liberals will also be drinking tonight in the Tri-Cities. Here’s a full run down of WA’s ten Drinking Liberally chapters:

JCH, Puddy and MTR finally found a racist candidate they can get behind! But the big question is, can George Allen satisfy the HA Trolls’ anti-semitic needs, now that Allen just found out he’s Jewish himself????

Sen. Hillary Clinton defended her husband’s angry performance on Fox News Channel this weekend, saying he did a ‘great job’ on national security. Teresa defended Carl, saying he does a “great” job. Anyone else see a “trend” here????????????? hehe, JCH

Not enough Drinking Liberally joints on the Eastside (zero). But my brother just moved to Montlake and now lives a few blocks from the Ale House. I urged him to attend. Although my name is Love, his is not.

Oh boy – back with that discredited urban legend again. And you STILL haven’t figured out that the supposed Hillary quote was not related to Dick Morris at all. The guy who made the claim was a disbarred lawyer who suffered from memory loss. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.....troversies
I know you know you’re making this up, JCH. Because we’ve gone over this before.

That’s what I get trying to converse with an anti-semitic serial troll who tries to call others anti-semites…

“Fatwa Friday”……………..Carl, do you think Mrs. Grossman would mind if we BAR-B-Qed a couple of her llamas to feed the Democrat “jihad”? I think two would be enough. Lots of hungry HA.ORG posters are looking forward to the big day!!!!!!!

I forgot to mention – ‘the party that cherishes racism’ flipped after passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. I know your obsessive-compulsive disorder has put you in a permanent state of time warp, JCH, but come on – that was 40 years ago!

Plus, since you’re an avowed racist and anti-semite yourself, I still don’t get why you would criticize Robert Byrd’s political leanings from pre-1945?

How long will it take for racists JCH, Puddy and Mark The Redneck to endorse Allen’s racist comments? Are these resident anti-semites holding their endorsement until they find out whether Allen is really a Jew, or not?

Second accuser is a white middle-aged ex-jock hunter and cardiologist. It MUST be a liberal plot!

Separately, Dr. Ken Shelton, who was a football teammate of the senator at the University of Virginia and who is also white, said that while in college in the early 1970’s Mr. Allen often used the same racially charged term. Mr. Shelton, whose account was first reported Sunday night in the online newsmagazine Salon, said Mr. Allen had told him that he had moved to Virginia “because the blacks know their place.”

Mr. Shelton, a radiologist now living in North Carolina, said that on a hunting trip Mr. Allen had sought out the home of an African-American and affixed the head of a dead deer to the mailbox. He also said Mr. Allen had called him Wizard, for Robert Shelton, who used the title as a leader of the Ku Klux Klan.

“He wanted to know if I was related,” Mr. Shelton recalled in an interview. “I said no.”

Drinking Liberally

The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Our intrepid leader Nick sent out an email implying that we’ll have a breathalyzer at tonight’s event, so perhaps we’ll finally have our first annual Mike McGavick Drink Off to see exactly what it takes to get to a 0.17 blood-alcohol level. Once again I’m offering a free copy of Sen. Byron Dorgan’s new book, Take This Job and Ship It to the first person to show up with a functioning breathalyzer, and a free ride home to our victim.

And FYI, we may not be recording a Podcasting Liberally this week as our producers Richard and Gavin are both out of town, and Richard’s ETA is rather tentative. So if you’ve got some good recording gear and would like the honor of being Producer for A Day, come on down.

Not in Seattle? Washington liberals will also be drinking tonight in the Tri-Cities and Vancouver, and here’s a full run down of WA’s ten Drinking Liberally chapters:

Mike!s “character” campaign has clearly not worked out for him, so now it’s going the be dirty tricks and smears from here on out. -Commentby Daddy Love— 9/12/06@ 1:10 pm

It would be a real shame if the people with anti-Mike t-shirts hid them under nice conservative clothes and then unveiled during taping, because that would be wrong.

It would be a shame if someone videotaped the GOP trying to weed out the non-McGavick supporters with the candidate’s signs in the background, because that would only be useful in a negative campaign. -Commentby wayne— 9/12/06@ 1:03 pm

I have TWO airhorns, and a Bush Lied T-shirt. In the spririt of bipartisanship, I will wear the red shirt with white lettering. Do you think a cowbell would be rude too? Commentby My Left Foot— 9/12/06@ 1:32 pm

2) The NAM can define terrorism any way they want. What they are really saying is that the projection of state power is terrorism — except when a member of the NAM does so, in which case it is a “legitimate pursuit of the national interest”.

3) The only reason why this story is interesting at all and why anyone should give a rats’ ass about what the NAM says about anything is that their charter members include India and China who are supposed to take over as the Heads of The Free(ish) World one of these days, or so one would believe if one read the newspaper quickly and uncritically.

If you think the US can defy gravity (metaphorically) and ignore history by remaining the sole superpower indefinitely, the NAM is nothing more the outburst of a bunch of juveniles who are mad that nobody takes them seriously.

Juveniles have this funny way of growing up sooner or later. You and I will probably be alive when this happens. Stay tuned.

Jeff Gannon was the pseudonym used by male prostitute James Guckert as he spent two years as a White House shill posing as a reporter in the WH press room, who for that two years was the recipient of WH press day passes (thus conveniently avoiding those annoying and embarrassing background checks), and who lobbed fawning GOP talking points disguised as “press” question to the president. He also spent many of his days as a WH visitor doing God knows what kinds of fun things (what DOES a male prostitute do as a guest of Ken Melman, anyway?).

“Would someone on the right please tell JCH just how much he’s embarrasing your side?” – John Barelli.

Posted earlier, but worth repeaing. Latest Rasmussen poll:

Maria Cantwell – 52%
Mike McGavick – 35%

“The current survey is the first conducted since McGavick’s admission of a drunk driving incident earlier in his life.

These results mark the first time since February that Cantwell has reached the 50% level of voter support. Rasmussen Reports is now shifting this race from “Leans Democrat” to “Democrat” in our Senate Balance of Power ratings.”

A re-post from an earlier topic, but since that one had pretty much run its course, I thought I should post it again.

I’m not that concerned about whether McGavick won a track race, or won a state championship. Its a bit like a fish story to me, where the importance of the race was magnified with re-telling.

But I missed another point in previous readings, which finally hit me this morning: there is no way Mike could have trained for track the summer after his senior year in high school and received a track scholarship.

First of all, I my daughter earned a rowing scholarship. Like track, they do the longer distances in the fall (called cross-country in track), and shorter distances in the spring. She was recruited by colleges during the summer BEFORE her senior year, making official visits to colleges in the fall and early winter of her senior year, and signing an NCAA letter of commitment in the early spring. By spring of her senior year, all the available scholarships are gone. There are none available to someone who shows up at college that fall and asks to be considered for a scholarship.

If a person wants to earn a scholarship, then they have to “walk on” to the team, train and compete for a year, and hope to be offered a scholarship for next year. But this is very hard to do, because coaches want to use scholarships to entice a potential star to come to the school, not to pay for someone who is already at the school. Unless the athlete is a real superstar and is consideraing a transfer, the coach will hold out the prospect of a scholarship for future years, but gamble that the athlete will not want to change schools after already completing a year or two at their program. (Note: UW women’s rowing program operates differently in this respect).

So Mike’s chances of earning a track scholarship by training in the summer after his senior year are virtually nil. Perhaps I’ve got the details wrong, and he’s talking about the summer before his junior year? But then the reference to the state track championship earned in his senior year would be out of place. Or perhaps Mike never looked into what it would take to get a scholarship, and just assumed he could have gotten one if he had trained for it?

Did he try out for the track team in college? If so, why didn’t he get a scholarship then? I would think he could have spent the fall and winter “training” while he was in college, and then “walk on” to the team in the spring?

Finally, why would Mike! have to quit work to train for a track scholarship? My daughter continued to work part-time in high school while rowing, and worked full-time during the summers. At one point she was in school, in the band, working part-time, and rowing – all at the same time. I never tried out for a college scholarship in swimming, but while I was in high school I still did two-a-day practices during the summer while working full time, and practicing three days a week in the winter while working part-time and going to school.

Now track isn’t one of those sports like football or basketball, where you need everyone together at the same time. You can train just about anytime you can fit it into your schedule, especially during the long summer days around here. Heck, my daughter still goes for an hour-long run every night when she gets home from work in the summer.

So Mike! is trying to make it sound like he sacrificed so much because he had to work. What it shows me is that Mike really expected to party his senior year, under the pretext of “training for track”, but his dad saw through that, and was determined he wasn’t going to waste his summer partying.

In that respect, Mike! probably isn’t much different from a lot of graduating seniors. But now he wants to get “character” credit for spending a summer pumping gas. Well, “Mike!”, welcome to the real world. Most of us worked summers, and many of us worked part-time during the school year, even if some of the classmates where you went to school didn’t.

I think “Mike!’s story of winning a track race got exaggerated in re-telling, from winning a race in a non-sanctioned meet to “winning the state championship”. He probably told the story a hundred times, and somebody asked him why he didn’t run track in college. Well, if he was so good, he had to come up with some excuse, so he complained that he couldn’t “train” because he had to work that summer pumping gas. But he’s told the expanded story so many times, he’s forgotten that most of it isn’t true, and so many have accepted what he says at face value, he’s forgotten that in a Senate campaign, everything he says will be checked for accuracy. So now he’s “offended” about how “uncivil” the campaigns have become.

Again, if this was a story he wanted to tell his friends and family, its no big deal. Its not a campaign issue. It’s just another “fish” story. But he made it the issue by giving it as an example of his “character”. So now we are beginning to see his true character.

“Al-Qaida lieutenant warns of new attacks” …………Doctor JCH Kennedy warns of Trident Sub unloading all missile [D-4] tubes on Muuuuuslim targets, military and civilian! You want to stop Muslims terrorism? Scare the shit out of them!! If they continue to fuck with Americans, repeat with another fully loaded Ohio class Trident. This will work EVERY time! Enjoy, mother fucking ragheads!!!!

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – A teenager accused of raping an 8-year-girl and leaving her for dead in an abandoned landfill has been declared mentally incompetent and unfit to stand trial.

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Palm Beach County Circuit Judge Edward Garrison ordered Milagro Cunningham, 18, committed to a treatment facility of the Department of Children and Families. The order, issued Thursday, requires the agency to report on Cunningham’s condition within six months.

Cunningham, a native of the Bahamas, was charged as an adult with attempted first-degree murder, sexual battery, kidnapping and other counts. He had been held without bail since his arrest in May 2005, when he was 17.

Police discovered the girl under chunks of concrete at a landfill May 22, 2005, about seven hours after she was reported missing from her godmother’s home. She identified Cunningham as her attacker.

Authorities said the teen confessed after initially telling police that five men in a station wagon took her.

Cunningham’s public defender argued last year that the teen comprehended and communicated “within the range of a 7- to 9-year-old child,” the Palm Beach Post reported on its Web site Monday. Two of three mental health experts appointed to evaluate him concluded that he was incompetent, according to the newspaper.

The after-hours recording at the Palm Beach County Public Defenders office would not accept an incoming message Monday night.

Officials have said Cunningham was in the country illegally but escaped the notice of immigration authorities after three burglary arrests in 2004 because his cases were handled in the juvenile justice system. [………….Another “Democrat-to-be” illegal alien just doing the felonies that Democrat welfare hacks are too lazy to do!!! Regardless, he must “vote early, vote often” and vote Democratic”!!! Right, Carl??]

I can see a younger Karl Rove as a cute, tight-assed bottom at Neighbors or the Manray.

Seriously, gay? I dunno. Given how he likes to spread innuendo about the sexuality of his opponents, I would say he at least has a very active imagination. Whether he confines that to his wife of 20 years, or spreads the love around (so to speak) is something one can only speculate on.

john ill bet that you came in your pants when carter was president.thats if you were in the navy then.john tell me one democratic president that took care of the troops.NONE.oh did i tell you tthat your an idiot.oh ya i did

100,000 Ex-Felons Gain Right To Vote In Tennessee – In Time For November Elections

On September 5, 2006 at the Clarksville – Montgomery County Board of
Education, Building 621 Gracey Ave., Clarksville, TN, starting at 6:30 p.m.
a special panel of guests that will include:

Representatives from the Election Commission, TN Bar Association, The
Brennan Center for Justice, as well as a Former Convicted Felon who will
vote for the first time in his life, will participate in a “Get Your Right
to Vote Back” Town Hall Meeting.

What was once the country’s most confusing voter restoration system, with
six different procedures and sub-categories for restoration, has now been
streamlined into a single restoration process which will give back the
state’s 100,000 former felons their right to vote, has many of them flocking
to town hall meetings hosted by the ACLU & NAACP across the state.

The meeting is expected to be attended by Former Felons, Family Members of
Former Felons, Attorneys, Law Enforcement, City & County Officials, Judges,
Politicians, Church Clergy, Etc. and a tentatively scheduled special
appearance by TN Governor Phil Bredesen, who signed the bill into law in
June 2006.

The League of Women Voters will be on hand to conduct voter registration for
Former Felons and any other potential voters in the Community.

We urge you, the Media, to come out to cover and learn more about this
important voting rights issue. […………………………………..Carl Grossman and the NAACP are “gettin out da MoFo vote”!!! Marlboros, KFC, and lots of King Cobra to wash down the KFC “crispies”!!]

“According to a survey almost 65% of Americans believe the war in Iraq has created more terrorists. If we consider Bush’s ratings plummeted, and anybody that disagrees with his administration is called a terrorist, it makes a lot of sense.”

Thus if you are one of those Insurance Office insiders who think Kreidler should be more partisan, I urge you to act on your convictions and please leak me any relevant documents. I promise to maintain your anonymity, and once again affirm my pledge to go to jail before ever revealing a source. -by Goldy, 08/31/2006, 11:13 AM

Thus if you are one of those LIBERAL LONELY HEARTS CLUB DRUNKS insiders who think LA GOLDIE AND HIS COMRADES should be OUTED AS THE DRUNKEN PIGS THAT THEY ARE, I urge you to act on your convictions and please leak me PHOTOS, DRAWINGS AND/OR TAPES OF ALL THEIR STAGGERING, PUKING, BEING ARRESTED AND DIDDLING MINOR TRAMPS. I promise to maintain your anonymity, and once again affirm my pledge to go to jail before ever revealing a source.

Over a week since I first pointed this out to him, and McGavick still hasn’t publically called upon the Speaker of the House or the Senate Majority Leader to pass Cantwell’s bill to make permanant the Sales Tax Deduction from federal income taxes.

What’s the matter, Mike!?????? Don’t you care about Washington families, or was your “outrage” over Cantwell’s vote against the Republican trifecta bill just another misleading campaign tactic?

“Attention: Sit down, everyone! The muslims promised us they will land the plane safely if we are nice to them. We need to trust them! They have rights and we must not offend their believes!” [Democrat Carl Grossman]

Over a week since I first pointed this out to him, and McGavick still hasn’t publically called upon the Speaker of the House or the Senate Majority Leader to pass Cantwell’s bill to make permanant the Sales Tax Deduction from federal income taxes.

What’s the matter, Mike!?????? Don’t you care about Washington families, or was your “outrage” over Cantwell’s vote against the Republican trifecta bill just another misleading campaign tactic?

ROGER RABBIT ON VACATION
Time for me to head for the truck stop to hitch a ride to Vegas! http://tinyurl.com/q368g I sure as hell don’t plan to HOP all the way there! Roger Rabbit is going to personally check out the salad bars in the Vegas casinos for two weeks.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 9/5/06@ 12:32 am

Couldn’t make it to DL. Golden shower at Ann Coulter’s place last night. -Commentby Roger Rabbit— 9/6/06@ 7:49 am

I remember Tennessee, and Lamar Alexander’s election as Governor. In Tennessee there is a traditional date for the new Governor to be inaugurated, but the Legislature actually has the power to set the Inaugural Day. The Democratic leaders of the Tennessee Legislature went to Alexander and asked him to take office early. Seems they wanted to stop the outgoing Democratic Governor from selling any more pardons and emptying the Tennessee prisons…

Ah, yes, Tennessee. Where Knoxvile Democrat powerhouse Jake Butcher- who had been defeated by Lamar Alexander in an upset victory- plotted and connived with Jimmy Carter’s old friend and budget director Bert Lance on how to rip off banks without having to use a gun. Butcher was eventually sent off to federal prison with his bank declared insolvent- the fourth largest bank failure in American history.

Yes, Tennessee- home of such honest Democrats. And don’t forget the shenanigans of the brothers Harold and John Ford, either. Or of sister Ophelia.

Crashing through boundaries of space and time, here is how I foresee the conversation between McGavick and Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (if McGavick bothers or dares to make the call):

Frist: “Hello?”

Mike: “Uh, Sen. Frist, Sir, this is Mike McGavick.”

Frist: “Mike? Mike who?”

Mike: “Mike McGavick. You know. Mike! The Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate from Washington Sate.”

Frist: “We have a Senate candidate in Washington State?”

Mike: “Uh, Yes Sir, we do. It’s me.”

Frist: “Isn’t that Cantwell’s seat?”

Mike: “Correct, Sir.”

Frist: “Oh, sorry, buddy. I didn’t realize we had found a sacrificial lamb, err, stooge, err, candidate to run for that seat.”

Mike: “Well, yes Sir, we did, and its me.

Frist: “Oh, I remember now. You’re the guy that got all the Safeco money. It took Rove and a team of lawyers a month to figure out how to turn that campaign contribution into a ‘bonus’. “

Mike: “Yes, Sir, that’s me. And I intend to earn the money when I get to the Senate, Sir.”

Frist: “Well, Mike, that’s what was intended. Make sure Safeco gets it’s money worth. Got to keep the big contributers happy, don’t we? Now, what can I do for you? Make it quick. We’re going out to dinner, and I intend to stiff the waitress on the tip….”

Mike: “Well, Sen. Frist, that’s kind of what I was going to call you about. “

Frist: “Oh?”

Mike: “Well, you see, I was making the whole minimum wage/sales tax deduction/estate tax repeal a campaign issue against Cantwell. You know, telling voters that she voted against the sales tax deduction bill, and it will cost them money.”

Frist: “Well, that’s why we did it! It’s a win-win proposition for us. We knew that there was no way in hell the minimum wage bill would pass with the estate tax repeal added to it, so it gave us a free pass to toss in a few more “hand grenades” while we are at it. This one was aimed right at Cantwell. We already had the ads scripted before the bill even made it out of the house”.

Mike: “Yes Sir, and I appreciate it. But see, now I’m in a bit of a bind.

Frist: “How can you be in a bind? We gave it to you on a silver platter! What could be easier?!”

Mike: “Well, see, when I was working for Slade Gorton, I was his campaign manager, and I made this misleading negative ad about his opponent….”

Frist: “So? That’s what you were expected to do!”

Mike: “Well, I kind of apologized for it….”

Frist: “YOU WHAT???!!!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO A STUPID THING LIKE THAT????!!!!!”

Mike: “Well, they told me that I needed to be “more human”, and that if I apologized for some minor things, it would make it more difficult for my opponent to criticize me for it….”

Frist: “Well, I hope you didn’t do something stupid and apologize for anything else, like getting arrested for drunk driving in another state where nobody knows about it…”

Mike: “Well, Sir, I know you are busy, so instead of getting off on that tangent, I’d better get right to the point.

Frist: “Please do (getting impatient).”

Mike: “Well, it seems that since I apologized for one misleading ad, I’m getting a lot of heat from the papers about running the current misleading ad. What with Cantwell being the main sponsor of the legislation to continue the State Sales Tax Deduction and all, it IS kind of misleading to argue that she voted against it in the bill we loaded up with poison pills….”

Frist: “Well, screw the papers! Most of our voters don’t read anyway. Just keep hammering away with those ads!”

Mike: “Well, its been pointed out pretty clearly that if I really wanted the state sales tax deduction, all I had to do was ask you to have the Republicans in the House vote for Cantwell’s bill, which has already passed in the Senate.”

Frist: “So? I’m not sure I like the way this conversation is heading….”

Mike: “So, if I ask you to have the House Republicans approve the Senate bill, and they do it, then I can take credit for saving the Sales Tax Deduction!”

Frist: “You IDIOT! We don’t give a rat’s ass about the sales tax deduction! It doesn’t really affect our base anyway, it’s pocket change to them. The income tax is the only thing that concerns them! If we extend the sales tax deduction, then it might make it harder to get more income tax cuts for our rich contributors! Hell, even my own state is going to be hurt by the expiration of the state sales tax deduction, but you don’t see me trying to save it, do you????”

Mike: “But, I don’t think I can win if we don’t do it….”

Frist: “Look, Mike, I thought you were smarter than that. There is no way in hell you are going to win anyway. I’m surprised you even took the job. But just keep hammering away with those ads. Like I said, most of our supporters can’t read newspapers anyway, so it is bound to have some effect. Even though it won’t get you elected, it might bring in more contributors from Washington state we can add to our database for national fund-raising.

Just like that election challenge to your governor’s race. We knew it was all bogus, but we got our folks so riled up by blaming the Democrats for vote-stealing, the money is just pouring in! It was well worth the money we spent on it. Hell, now when somebody catches us stealing elections anywhere in the country, we just start blathering about King County, and even the newspapers get tired of it and move on.

JK at 19: Until the mid-1930’s, private utilities argued that the government should not get involved in providing electricity to the public, but they only served the cities (stringing line in rural areas was not considered profitable). The Republican administrations agreed, and much of the rural south was without power (the power companies were big supporters of the Republicans back then). Only when FDR created the Tennessee Valley Authority and the Rural Electrification Project was electricity available to most of the South. Sometimes, in the 1960’s when my mother would turn on the lights in our house, she would mutter, “Thank God for FDR and TVA!” I thought this was rather strange, until I visited some of her relatives and they all did the same.

So after that, the South was solidly Democratic through the 1970’s. Even though the Civil Rights movement caused some splits in the Democratic party, even Wallace wouldn’t run as a Republican, he would rather try a third-party run for the Presidency instead.

Unfortunately, this meant that any Republican who wanted to get elected to public office had to pretend he was a Democrat. It wasn’t until Lamar Alexander was elected that the Republicans found they could get elected to office in Tennessee.

I think its much better, now. Now all the crooks in Tennessee are free to call themselves Republicans, and you know where they stand.

Drinking Liberally

Assuming somebody brings along a breathalyzer and a 200-pound man, I intend to run a little experiment to see exactly how many drinks it takes to get “Mike McGavick drunk”. I’ve got a free copy of Sen. Byron Dorgan’s new book, Take This Job and Ship It for the first person to show up with a functioning breathalyzer, and 8 or 9 free drinks and ride home for one lucky volunteer.

Washington liberals will also be drinking tonight in the Tri-Cities. Here’s a full run down of WA’s ten Drinking Liberally chapters:

“Claim: Photograph shows a veteran wearing a ‘bullshit protector’ flap over his ear during a speech by Ted Kennedy.

“Status: Real picture; inaccurate description. …

“The original photograph and caption were released as shown below:

‘Bill Moyer, 73, wears a “Bullshit Protector” flap over his ear while President George W. Bush, on screen at rear, addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars at their 106th convention Monday, Aug. 22, 2005, in Salt Lake City. Moyer served in Korea and Vietnam, and in the post-WWII occupation of Germany.'”

This material from Snopes.com is quoted under the Fair Use doctrine; for complete text (w/photos) and/or copyright info, click on the link in #6 above.

“In unusually explicit terms, Rumsfeld portrayed the administration’s critics as suffering from ‘moral or intellectual confusion’ about what threatens the nation’s security and accused them of lacking the courage to fight back.

“In remarks to several thousand veterans at the American Legion’s national convention, Rumsfeld recited what he called the lessons of history, including the failed efforts to appease the Adolf Hitler regime in the 1930s. ‘I recount this history because once again we face similar challenges in efforts to confront the rising threat of a new type of fascism,’ he said.”

This article is excerpted under the Fair Use doctrine; for complete story and/or copyright info, see http://tinyurl.com/r77s6

Goldie, as a back up plan you might get buy with a 200lb man with a cell phone. Input the drinks and have him call the police.
Hell-llo izz this the poleece cuz I would like to know if its ok for me to drive home now.
Yup I had a few sis or sebon I don’t know. Hey Goldy old chum how many drinks did you make me drink?
Goldy says nine. Ah you better hurry everyone here has two heads and I need to drive home now.
My name? Its Mike but you can call me McSafeco………………………………………………………..
You should have nooooo problem getting a breathalizer test.

Sen. Frist: Hello?
Mike: Uh, Sen. Frist, Sir, this is Mike McGavick.
Sen. Frist: Mike? Mike who?
Mike: Mike McGavick. You know. Mike! The Republican candidate for Senate from Washington Sate.
Sen. Frist: We have a Senate candidate in Washington State?
Mike: Uh, Yes Sir, we do. It’s me.
Sen. Frist: Isn’t that Cantwell’s seat?
Mike: Correct, Sir.
Sen. Frist: Oh, sorry, buddy. I didn’t realize we had found a sacrificial lamb, er, stooge, er, candidate to run for that seat.
Mike: Well, yes Sir, we did, and its me.
Sen. Frist: Oh, I remember now. You’re the guy that got all the Safeco money. It took Rove and a team of lawyers a month to figure out how to turn that campaign contribution into a “bonus”.
Mike: Yes, Sir, that’s me. And I intend to earn the money when I get to the Senate, Sir.
Sen. Frist: Well, Mike, that’s what was intended. Make sure Safeco gets it’s money worth. Now, what can I do for you? Make it quick. We’re going out to dinner, and I intend to stiff the waitress on the tip….
Mike: Well, Sen. Frist, that’s kind of what I was going to call you about.
Sen. Frist: Oh?
Mike: “Well, you see, I was making the whole minimum wage/sales tax deduction/estate tax repeal a campaign issue against Cantwell. You know, telling voters that she voted against the bill, and cost them money.”
Sen. Frist: “Well, that’s why we did it! It’s a win-win proposition for us. We knew that there was no way in hell the minimum wage bill would pass with the estate tax repeal added to it, so it gave us a free pass to toss in a few more “hand grenades” while we are at it. This one was aimed right at Cantwell. We already had the ads scripted before the bill even made it out of the house”.
Mike: Yes Sir, and I appreciate it. But see, now I’m in a bit of a bind.
Sen. Frist: How can you be in a bind? We gave it to you on a silver platter! What could be easier!
Mike: Well, see, when I was working for Slade Gorton, I was his campaign manager, and I made this misleading negative ad about his opponent….
Sen. Frist: So? That’s what you were expected to do!
Mike: Well, I kind of apologize for it….
Sen. Frist: YOU WHAT???!!!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO A STUPID THING LIKE THAT????!!!!!
Mike: Well, they told me that I needed to be “more human”, and that if I apologized for some minor things, it would make it more difficult for my opponent to criticize me for it…
Sen. Frist: Well, I hope you didn’t do something stupid and apologize for anything else, like a DUI arrest nobody knows about…
Mike: Well, Sir, I know you are busy so I’d better get right to the point.
Sen. Frist: Please do (getting impatient).
Mike: Well, it seems that since I apologized for one misleading ad, I’m getting a lot of heat from the papers about running the current misleading ad. What with Cantwell being the main sponsor of the legislation to continue the State Sales Tax Deduction and all, it IS kind of misleading to argue that she voted against it in the bill we loaded up with poison pills….
Sen. Frist: Well, screw the papers! Most of our voters don’t read anyway. Just keep hammering away with those ads!
Mike: Well, its been pointed out pretty clearly that if I really wanted the State Sales Tax Deduction, all I had to do was ask you to have the Republicans in the House vote for Cantwell’s bill.
Sen. Frist: So? I’m not sure I like the way this conversation is heading….
Mike: So, if I ask you to have the Republicans approve the Senate bill, and they do it, then I can take credit for saving the Sales Tax Deduction!
Sen. Frist: You IDIOT! We Don’t give a rat’s ass about the sales tax deduction! It doesn’t really affect our base anyway, it’s pocket change to them. The income tax is the only thing that concerns them! If we extend the sales tax deduction, then it might make it harder to get more income tax cuts for our rich contributors!
Mike: But I don’t think I can win if we don’t do it….
Sen. Frist: Look, I thought you were smarter than that. There is no way in hell you are going to win anyway. I’m surprised you even took the job. But just keep hammering away with those ads. Like I said, most of our supporters can’t read newspapers anyway, so its bound to have some effect. Even though it won’t get you elected, it might bring in more Washington contributors we can add to our database for national fund-raising. Well, gotta go! Good Luck!
“Click”.

Since I am the reason for your experiment, and in the interest of bi-partisan cooperation, I will be at Drinking Liberally this evening to be your experimental monkey. Since I received the $28m bonus(windfall politcal contribution) I feel it only fair that I pay for my own drinks. In fact, you know what, I will buy all the drinks tonight.

I would like to urge all my “stinking drunk” supporters to attend tonight. Lets show our Democratic and Liberal friends that we can drink too.

Have him call Sen. Frist, and tell him that it is vitally important to the Washington taxpayers, and to Mike McGavick personally, that the House adopts the Senate bill previously authored by Cantwell which will make the state sales tax deduction permanant. If he is such an effective problem-solver, surely he could convince HIS OWN PARTY to do this, in that it would benefit Sen. Frist’s home state of Tennessee, also.

After all, he convinced Safeco to pay him 28 million for two months of part-time work! This should be a walk in the park for McGavick, who must be an incredible negotiator.

Of course, if McGavick doens’t at least make the call, and support the bill, then it proves that he really doesn’t care about the Washington taxpayer, and just wants to try to create a misleading campaign issue. If McGavick makes the call, and Frist tells him to shove it, then it just demonstrates the obvious – that the Republicans didn’t want the bill to pass.

Let’s see which McGavick shows up – the partison hack, or the “moderate conservative” who cares for Washington taxpayers.

State Department investigators have concluded that Kenneth Y. Tomlinson, the head of the federal agency that oversees most government broadcasts to foreign countries, improperly hired a friend on the public payroll for nearly $250,000 over two and a half years, according to a summary of their report made public this afternoon by Democratic Congressional staff members.

They also said that Mr. Tomlinson, whose job puts him in charge of the Voice of America and Radio Free Europe, used his government office for personal business, including running a “horse racing operation” in which he supervised a stable of thoroughbreds he named after leaders from Afghanistan, including President Hamid Karzai and the late Ahmed Shah Massoud, that have raced at tracks across the United States.

Excuse me JC Bob if I harbor “dislike” for people who are spending my kids’ future into a hole.

While tonight at Libs Getting Stinking Drunk, discuss another of Left Turdball’s friends on the left: “Ivy League Professor Caught with Videos That Show Him Having Sex with Children, Feds Say’

“An Ivy League business school professor is in federal custody for allegedly having videos of himself engaging in sexual acts with children, ABC News has learned.

Lawrence Scott Ward, 63, Professor Emeritus of Marketing at University of Pennsylvania’s renowned Wharton School of Business, was caught with child pornography in his luggage and on his laptop computer after arriving at Dulles International Airport on a flight from Brazil, according to court documents.

An affidavit in support of a criminal complaint filed today in federal court in Alexandria says Ward’s luggage was flagged for a more thorough inspection for possible child pornography after a customs officer noticed Ward’s “excessive” trips to Thailand. Federal agents recovered at least three DVDs, in which Ward appears to be “engaging in sexual contact” with children, the affidavit reads. A video of children as young as eight engaged in sexual activity was also allegedly found on Ward’s laptop computer.

Ward’s resume says he has been a visiting professor at Chulalongkorn University in Thailand. Federal officials believe Thailand to be a well-known destination for so-called “sex tourists” who travel there to exploit minors. Wharton’s website also lists pro bono consulting work in Brazil as one of Ward’s current projects.

According to published reports, in 1999 Ward was fined $2,500 and sentenced to five years probation on charges of attempting to promote prostitution and corrupt minors. In that case, he entered a plea which allowed him to acknowledge that there was sufficient evidence to convict him, without admitting guilt for those charges.

Ward’s resume lists several government consulting assignments including work with the Executive Office of the President, the FCC, Department of Commerce and the Special Action Office for Drug Abuse Prevention. Many of his published works deal with the effects of television advertising and marketing on children and adolescents. According to his biography, Ward has been a marketing consultant to many top companies and lists IBM, Microsoft, General Motors, Home Depot, Exxon, Citibank and Johnson & Johnson among his clients. During the 1980s, he hosted a television program, “The Wharton Business Report” on the now defunct Financial News Network. Ward’s biography also states that he was chairman of a foundation that served disadvantaged children with learning disabilities.

The University of Pennsylvania issued the following statement today, relating to Ward’s arrest, “We have just learned of the arrest of Scott Ward in Virginia. At the present time, we have very few details. We are currently gathering information about the situation and will take appropriate action as soon as we know more.”

Hey Turdball: I bet a thorough checking will show him as a member of your brother’s organization NAMBLA. Why is it most child molesters are librul? He’s a professor, he’s from a librul IVY League skuul, so he must be a moonbat!

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Put in such terms, the call of duty becomes quite compelling. Every war requires sacrifice, and I’m feeling like maybe I should take one for the team. What’s the loss of one night, and maybe the following morning, if it’s for the greater good? After a bit of training, I should be ready to take my turn at the taps.

The police were tired of a certain bar where patrons regularly over-indulged, so they decided to stake out the bar at closing time. An officer waited in his car across the street, watching patrons leave. Shortly before closing time, one patron stumbled out of the bar, obviously drunk, and took quite some time trying to find his cars, find his keys, get the keys in the door to unlock the car, then get in the car.

In the meantime, the other patrons filed out of the bar and got into their vehicles and drove away. But the officer ignored them, focusing instead on this one guy who was obviously wasted. No way was he going to drink and drive tonight!

Finally, after everyone else leaves, the drunk patron puts his keys into the ignition, and starts the engine. The officer immediatly turns on his lights and pulls in front of him, blocking his exit. “Out of the car!” he commands. The driver obeys, and the officer puts him through the normal sobriety test. Surprisingly, the driver passes easily, and doesn’t seem to be affected by his drinking at all. The officer pulls out his portable breathalyzer, and has the guy breath into it. 0.0!!!!!

“How in the hell can you be so drunk not thirty minutes ago, and be clean and sober now!” demands the officer.

rhp6033: Being an IVY League product I can vouch for UoP. Marketing Department: Marketing people are the biggest BSer’s ’round. They smiles in ur face but all the time they wanna take ur place – librul marketers. Liberties taken with the Ojay’s song. Hey I’m black and I liked the O’Jays. For most moonbats look them up on the Internet!

What amazed me about the hurricane and Nee Orleans is that the electorate was actually dumb enough to re-elect that imbecile Nagin. When they voted, they all must have been saying to themselves, “He may be an imbecile, but he’s OUR imbecile!”.

They have no one but themselves to blame for re-electing that dumbass.

Pudybud at 34: I don’t think the University of Pennsylvania is an Ivy League school, but I could be wrong. But more importantly, the professer was in the marketing department of the business school. That makes it more likely he was Republican than Democrat, based upon my prior experience with business school students at both the undergraduate and graduate level.

Richard Armitage is on the John McCain campaign. Yeah, right Le Lapin Pelletizer. He drank too much of Ann Coulter’s warm piss! Unlike the brain lock (or brain freeze) problem when you ingest very cold substances, Pellet gets butt lock. His butt locks his fingers and they blog absentmindedly.

“I don’t think the University of Pennsylvania is an Ivy League school but I could be wrong.”

You’re wrong, Penn is an Ivy League school.

“But more importantly, the professer was in the marketing department of the business school. That makes it more likely he was Republican than Democrat, based upon my prior experience with business school students at both the undergraduate and graduate level.”

Obvioiusly you didn’t go to Penn, so what basis would you have to say a Marketing professor at Penn is more likely to be a Republican than a Democrat?

Puddy, if you are going to quote an article, please link to it. It’s specious to judge the morals of an entire group based upon the behavior of one person. You sound ridiculous and you are undermining your credibility.

Puddybud
Your speculation that the arrested professor is a liberal shows how facts never intrude upon your “reasoning” process. The Wharton School is the leading graduate business school in the nation, hardly a hotbed of liberalism. Donald Trump, for instance, went to Wharton. The conservative’s capacity to leap to conclusions in the face of no evidence whatsoever would be amusing if not so dangerous.

Did the breathalyzer experiments at Drinking Liberallyiesies go on to test all the Libs….Hic that were leaving the places on Tuesday night, and then…Hic…were they all Like Senator Ted Kennedy driving home…Hic?…drunk on their asses….I sure hope none of them were driving with a lady like ole married Ted had….Hic drivin Home..Hic.for she would be in pure ass danger…hic and the Horsesass drinkin hipocrits on their way home would not be of much help in an emergency….hic….Kinda hard to be Drinking liberally when you are tied to ole Ted kennedy eh….Hic. Try not to kill some woman on your way home this evening…hic………………………………………….

Puddybud Your speculation that the arrested professor is a liberal shows how facts never intrude upon your “reasoning” process. The Wharton School is the leading graduate business school in the nation, hardly a hotbed of liberalism. Donald Trump, for instance, went to Wharton. The conservative’s capacity to leap to conclusions in the face of no evidence whatsoever would be amusing if not so dangerous. Commentby proud leftist— 8/29/06@ 4:56 pm

You mean you are complaining when I implement Left Turdball logic? Wow, the facts hurt, huh? Hey if it’s good for Left Turdball it’s good enough for me to sling unsubstantiated mud. Live with it or suck Pellet’s little weiner!

It looks like the righties here are doing a little deflection and contenting themselves with sliming the University of Pennsylvania in general, rather than focus on the prof. who’s really got their dander up:

On both Monday’s NBC Nightly News and a prime time special, left-wing professor Michael Eric Dyson, author of Come Hell or High Water: Hurricane Katrina and the Color of Disaster. Williams, from New Orleans, set up his Nightly News segment by arguing the disaster “destroyed” a lot and “it exposed a lot, too, including, some say, the dicey issues of race and class in our country.” Dyson, a regular on Bill Maher’s HBO show and a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, declared: “The people in New Orleans were left behind long before the vicious winds and violent waters of Hurricane Katrina came along to wash them away.”

Pussypud, your momma made a huge mistake when you were not aborted. As for jacking off to your diploma, that is a bit perverted. I wouldn’t post that on the blog again. Some folks are not as sensitive as Roger and I and they might attempt to use the subject to aggravate you further. Commentby My Left Foot— 8/29/06@ 6:50 pm

CarlWhoCan’tTellHeHasTwoLeftFeet: Apparently you too are chronologically challenged to blog entries. Pellet, whom has the little rabbit dick, accused me of whacking on my diploma. I never forwarded anything close to that. Read DumbASS!

Momma didn’t ascribe to donkoinfanticide. Since the best part of your personality ran down your mother’s leg upon conception it’s readily apparent why you are donk. She should hve reacted to the load loss your idiot savant father was packing. I guess being in the mental institution didn’t help her either when you were conceived. No brain no pain. How is that box of chocolates?

LITHUANIA — An initial report from Lithuania of a drunk driver with blood alcohol level 18 times the legal limit has now been corrected as the driver was Ted Kennedy.

“We were initially shocked by the blood alcohol level,” said a Lithuanian police chief. “When we realized it was the American Ted Kennedy, we knew it was not really a big deal. His normal blood alcohol level is 22 times the legal limit, so he was actually very sober when we took his measurements. It’s genetic.”

Not every reference can be to Michelle Malkin, pudfucker. Most people, though, have a passing familiarity with NBC Evening News, the major point of the story. Commentby Harry Tuttle— 8/29/06@ 6:28 pm

Mummified: I can navigate directly to Michelle Malkin.com dingleberry. Don’t watch NBC News. They’re too depressing. I get my giggles at See BS. See BS suggested we all watch for the “second cumming”. You know, Katie Couric! Keep that brain in formaldehyde – Mummified!

Mummified Brain Tuttle: Since I seldom watch Bill Maher how would I know about your “beloved” professor? Maher is a moonbat of moonbats! While winding through the Internet, enjoying a good read, I came across that professor. I remembered Left Turdball blaming us whom think right as child molesters. All I did, and will continue to do, is to post facts to counteract your fallacies. Janet rightly said facts hurt the mind of libruls.

MWS has started a count on the cheap labor Pellet. I instead will just post links that blow apart your supposed truth theorems on how we operate.

Father Joe, Mother Rose and their 3 sons, John, Bobby and Teddy are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes up.
The Father says, “John has my eyes, Bobby has my creativity, and Teddy has my intelligence.”

“It’s specious to judge the morals of an entire group based upon the behavior of one person. You sound ridiculous and you are undermining your credibility.” Commentby ConservativeFirst— 8/29/06@ 4:54 pm

No! You don’t say? Then how come wingnuts do it every day? Does this mean their guilt-by-association tactic is specious, ridiculous, and not credible?

Your phony a faker and a liar. Name the schol. give the dates.
Commentby Tree Frog Farmer— 8/29/06@ 5:18 pm

Two word answer FUCK YOU Killfroggie! GBS remembers where I went to school. But I know GBS will NOT post it. He’s too much a gentleman, unlike your Killfroggie. I even posted my undergraduate degree on this blog recently. Implement librul search skillz. I can find just about anything blogged on ASSes. What s your problem Killfroggie? Too many rancid brain cells? A righty who has skillz to pay the billz and you are unleaded and unloaded? I can’t help it if God gave you a limp mind along with your limp dick! Swing low sweeeeeeeeet chariot!

GBS couldn’t make it to the meeting. But PacMan and I was at his favorite haunt. I even gave him some clues in early 2006. Oh I’m black. And if needed I’ll publicly drop my drawers for him to demonstrate the snake.

GBS, maybe we can meet again and I will have PacMan attend. I paid for PacMan’s food.

GBS, you could have been a contenda. Instead you joined the pretendas. Where are you GBS?

133 Continued – Or you know because you worked on Howard Dean’s campaign where you know he had no blacks on his staff? Or you know because John Kerry told you how most blacks are sheeple for the reservation?

“Puddy, if you are going to quote an article, please link to it. It’s specious to judge the morals of an entire group based upon the behavior of one person. You sound ridiculous and you are undermining your credibility.” ConservativeFirst @ 47

Your point is well made. Plainly, there are sinners, charlatans, and beasts on both sides of the political spectrum. Arguing otherwise is nonsense. Posting an article like that about the Wharton professor, and then speculating about his political leanings is a waste of everyone’s time.

I remember seeing Vince McMahon having a Kiss My ASS show on WWE while browsing the Internet. I missed it but I think there needs to be a Kiss My ASS when GBS and I meet up. I’m sure YO will attend and have GBS kiss his ASS.

ily edited State Department report on Mr. Tomlinson’s activities at the Broadcasting Board of Governors did not specify the identity of the friend who received the improper contract at the direction of Mr. Tomlinson. Agency officials said he was a retired worker already on a government pension who was rehired by Mr. Tomlinson, without the knowledge of the board or any competitive bidding process, to work on projects for him. The employee was known by other employees as “the phantom” because he was often not at work, other agency employees said.

ConservativeFirst: I sound ridiculous? I implement the librul moronic moonbat blogging technique of the ASSHeads hero Left Turdball. Post shit and let it land. Now that’s ridiculous.

For you I’ll give the link but don’t ask me for links again. If you read the article you saw it was from ABC News. I was burned once by David and I promised to make amends and I have. Don’t tell me you are in the Pellet mode of reading?

Treekillafrogmuthafucka: I have the goods and my diploma. BTW I posted where I grew up in Philly. Goldie NEVER has. Why? because he’s a white boy from the ‘burbs. He’s not a true Phillie man. True Philly fans cheer for the Flyers, the Phillies and the Eagles no matter where we live. We had Veteran’s Stadium. We booed Santa Claus. We have Vince Papale the Walk-on!

Hey at least I have something to grab. You run around claiming to fuck female bunnies. I finally figured out why. Size. That’s all you got. No matter what women say SIZE MATTERS. I won’t speculate on Mrs. Rabbit. Not fair to speculate on “her”.

JCH no tookie jokes here. I am having fun at Pellet’s expense. The Pellet is getting spanked by his own armadillo!

Thanks for your plug. It’s always good to meet folks who read my work. I’ll be at the Montlake shindig again for curiosity’s sake if you want to show your face.
And if you need me to tone down the writing, I’ll take that under advice. Usually newspaper reporters are instructed to write at an eighth grade level. Perhaps I can lower that standard to the fourth grade so you can follow along with the rest of the class.

Thanks for your plug. It’s always good to meet folks who read my work. I’ll be at the Montlake shindig again for curiosity’s sake if you want to show your face. And if you need me to tone down the writing, I’ll take that under advice. Usually newspaper reporters are instructed to write at an eighth grade level. Perhaps I can lower that standard to the fourth grade so you can follow along with the rest of the class. Commentby Reporterward— 8/29/06@ 5:49 pm

Puddybud
Your ceaseless proclamations concerning your Christianity are embarrassing. You are first and foremost a rightwing fanatic. Religious tenets have no recognizable impact on your politics. Read Matthew 25, and don’t tell me about going down to New Orleans to help out. Do you honestly believe Jesus Christ would support Bush’s actions concerning, oh say, Abu Graib, Guantanamo, and Fallujah? You’re kind of pitiful, Puddybud, but down deep I think you mean well.

Puddy: Good to see you. Didn’t you ax “K” where he went as he claimed Ivy League status? Didn’t “K” claim he would answer you but I must have missed it. Didn’t you and Goldie attend the same Ivy League school but I could be mistaken?

There are many people at the CIA. Most of them aren’t undercover. Most of them drive right up to their building every day just like you do at your job, go through the gate at the CIA headquarters for all the world to see, its kind of hard to keep that kind of thing under wraps.

Too bad the librul mind has no memory. Yes, I thought somewhere Goldie said he want to the same school. I think TreeKillaFrogFaggot is jealous of his CC heritage. It’s okay TreeKillaFrogFaggot if you are a producer.

BOSTON – The family of a woman killed in a Big Dig tunnel when 12 tons of concrete ceiling panels fell on her car filed a wrongful death lawsuit Tuesday against the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority and contractors that worked on the highway project. **SNIP** Del Valle’s death prompted tunnel and road closures and sparked a public furor over the $14.6 billion Big Dig project under downtown Boston.

[A monument to the Democrat party. Not a Republican around for miles from this Democrat pig fuck!!!!!]

This was President Ahmadinejad’s second letter to the heads of western states, considering an earlier one he wrote to the US President, George W. Bush.

Unlike his first letter to Bush, President Ahmadinejad in his letter to Merkel, has touched on his country’s nuclear issue, where he has stressed that Iran’s decision for the acquisition of the nuclear technology is irrevocable.

“What follows is the full text of President Ahmadinejad’s letter to the German Chancellor.”

In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate

Her Excellency Angela Merkel

The Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany

Excellency,

Please accept my warmest greetings.

If it had not been for Germany being a great contributor to progress in science, philosophy, literature, arts and politics;

If it had not been for a more important and positive influence of Germany in international relations and promotion of peace;

Moreover, if it had not been for the persistence of a strong will by certain global powers and special groups to constantly portray Germany as defeated and indebted country of World War II in order to continue their extortions;

And if it had not been for the presence of Your Excellency at the top of the executive branch of your country as an experienced stateswoman with bitter and sweet experiences in two dissimilar societies with different political systems and traditions,

And at the same time, if it had not been for the advantages that are limited to women, such as stronger human sentiments and certain manifestations of the divine compassion and kindness, specially in the position of a mother and being at the service of the people, and the common responsibility of all people with faith in God to defend human dignity and worth and to prevent violations of their rights and their humiliation, and proceeding from this conviction that we are all created by the Almighty and He has bestowed upon us all dignity and no one has any special privileges over the other, and under no circumstances could a society be deprived of its rights, barred from pursuit of progress and perfection or be controlled or humiliated;

Finally, if it had not been for the oppression, however different, of our nations, our shared responsibility to promote justice as the most basic foundation for promotion of peace and human equality, I would not have found the motive to write this letter.

Honorable Chancellor

Rulers come and go, but people with culture and history and their attachments and desires will keep on staying. Opportunities in front of those in position of high power are transient, even if they may be vast and broad. These opportunities are very auspicious and can play a key role in the negative and positive transformations and developments of a nation.

Those in position of high power do not normally have many opportunities, but are accountable before the Almighty and people due to their high responsibility. We know this, and you know it as well.

Some of these developments can have regional, continental and global ramifications and can hardly be overlooked.

For sometime I have been thinking why some nations that their history shows they have indeed had an important and prominent share and role in material and spiritual progress of mankind in various arenas of science, arts, philosophy, literature and politics and were makers of civilization are not allowed to be proud as a nation of their historical accomplishments and play their deserved and constructive role on the global arena. They try to keep the black cloud of humiliation and shame hanging over their heads. And even more regrettably, some of the leaders of such a nation regard this situation befitting them and their nation and try to justify it. This is really an astonishing phenomenon in today’s world. The propaganda machinery after World War II has been so colossal that has caused some people to believe that they are the guilty party by historical accounts and must pay the penalty fort the wrongs committed by their forefathers for successive generations and for indefinite period of time.

Excellency

World War II came to an end with all its material and moral losses and its 60 million casualties. The death of human beings is tragic and sad. In all divine religions and before all awakened conscience and pure nature of mankind and the sense of right and wrong, the life, property and honor of people, regardless of their religious persuasion and ethnic background, must be respected at all times and all places.

Sixty years have passed since the end of the war. But, regrettably the entire world and some nations in particular are still facing its consequences. Even now the conduct of some bullying powers and power-seeking and aggressive groups is the conduct of victors with the vanquished.

The extortion and blackmail continue, and people are not allowed to think about or even question the source of this extortion, otherwise they face imprisonment. When will this situation end? Sixty years, one hundred years or one thousand years, when? I am sorry to remind you that today the perpetual claimants against the great people of Germany are the bullying powers and the Zionists that founded the Al-Qods Occupying Regime with the force of bayonets in the Middle East.

The Honorable Chancellor

I have no intention of arguing about the Holocaust. But, does it not stand to reason that some victorious countries of World War II intended to create an alibi on the basis of which they could continue keeping the defeated nations of World War II indebted to them. Their purpose has been to weaken their morale and their inspiration in order to obstruct their progress and power. In addition to the people of Germany, the peoples of the Middle East have also borne the brunt of the Holocaust. By raising the necessity of settling the survivors of the Holocaust in the land of Palestine, they have created a permanent threat in the Middle East in order to rob the people of the region of the opportunities to achieve progress. The collective conscience of the world is indignant over the daily atrocities by the Zionist occupiers, destruction of homes and farms, killing of children, assassinations and bombardments.

Excellency, you have seen that the Zionist government does not even tolerate a government elected by the Palestinian people, and over and over again has demonstrated that it recognizes no limit in attacking the neighboring countries.

The question is why did the victors of the war, especially England that had apparently such a strong sense of responsibility toward the survivors of the Holocaust not allow them to settle in their territory. Why did they force them to migrate to other people’s land by launching a wave of anti-Semitism? Using the excuse for the settlement of the survivors of the Holocaust, they encouraged the Jews worldwide to migrate and today a large part of the inhabitants of the occupied territories are non-European Jews. If tyranny and killing is condemned in one part of the world, can we acquiesce and go along with tyranny, killing, occupation and assassinations in another part of the world simply in order to redress the past wrongs?

Excellency

We need to ask ourselves that for what purposes the millions of dollars that the Zionists receive from the treasury of some Western countries are spent for. Are they used for the promotion of peace and the well-being of the people? Or are they used for waging war against Palestinians and the neighboring countries. Are the nuclear arsenals of Israel intended to be used in defense of the survivors of the Holocaust or as a permanent thereat against nations of the region and as an instrument of coercion, and possibly to defend the interests of certain circles of power in the Western countries.

Regrettably, the influence of the Zionists in the economy, media and some centers of political power has endangered interests of the European nations and has robbed them of many opportunities. The main alibi for this approach is the extortion they exact from the Holocaust.

One can imagine what standing some European countries could have had and what global role they could have played, if it had not been for this sixty-year old imposition.

I believe we both share the view that the flourishing of nations and their role are directly related to freedom and sense of pride.

Fortunately, with all the pressures and limitations, the great nation of Germany has been able to take great strides toward advancement and has become a major economic powerhouse in Europe that also seeks to play a more effective role in international interactions. But just imagine where Germany would be today in terms of its eminence among the freedom-loving nations, Muslims of the world and peoples of Europe, if such a situation did not exist and the governments in power in Germany had said no to the extortions by the Zionists and had not supported the greatest enemy of mankind.

It is sad to admit that Europe has lost a lot of its clout in global interactions and has not been able to face and overcome major challenges by relying on itself. This is, of course, understandable. The big powers outside of the continent intend to prove that Europe cannot rely on itself and do anything without their help and intervention.

Our people have also suffered from the interventions by some of the victors of the war after World War II. For many years they interfered in our internal affairs and did not want to see our nation conquer the pinnacles of progress and perfection. They had their eyes on our natural wealth, above all on our energy resources. To secure their own interests, they overthrew the legally constituted government of the time, installed a dictatorial regime and supported it to the end. Later, they supported Saddam in the war imposed on our people and observed no humanitarian boundary in their support for the Iraqi dictator. Our nation has experienced the pain and anguish from the interferences of those who are now crying out for human rights. There are still many suffering from the wounds and injuries of this war.

Many of these aggressions have taken place by those who regard themselves the victors of the World War II. They allow themselves to do whatever they wish, and unfortunately, after the end of the Cold War, the arrogance and expansionist ambitions of these powers have escalated.

We believe that still a major part of the peoples of the world and even international organizations are under the influence of the behavior and the conduct of the victors of the World War II.

I explained the position of the people and government of the Islamic Republic of Iran at the United Nations General Assembly. Is the present state of affairs such as the rules governing the work of the Security Council, especially the right to veto, fair?

Do you not think that the time has come to change these rules in cooperation with independent governments? These rules are by no means acceptable to the collective conscience of nations and are contrary to the sense of reason and human nature. At least, if we want to be fairer, some other countries of the world should be allowed to benefit from the right to veto.

Madam Chancellor

You are familiar with the pains and sufferings currently afflicting our world. Today, the pain and suffering of the people of Iraq that come from occupation, absence of security and daily acts of terrorism are tormenting the entire humanity. Relentless interferences of some bullying powers in the internal affairs of other nations, antagonism toward the inalienable rights of nations to have access to more advanced technologies, subjecting nations to permanent threats by relying on arsenals of chemical and nuclear weapons and weapons of mass destruction, opposition to popular governments in Latin America, supporting coup d’état and dictatorial regimes, absence of due attention to Africa and taking advantage of the power vacuum there to plunder their wealth are among the problems facing our world today. In my letter to President Bush, I spelled out a long list of contemporary global problems.

Where are the roots of these problems? How long can they continue? Do you not think that the main root lies in the fact that some of the rulers and powers of today have distanced themselves from the teachings of the divine prophets, the teachings of Abraham, Moses and Jesus Christ (peace be upon him) and the Prophet Mohammad (peace be upon him).

These teachings are in all divine religions that you and I believe:

· God is the creator of all things and beings. We have all been created free and He has not allowed us to be the servant of anyone other than Him.

· He has commanded us to worship Him and to avoid all oppressors and tyrants.

· He has commanded us to be virtuous, to be good to and serve the people, and has directed us to be kind to and defend the oppressed and fight the oppressors.

· God has given humans dignity and scorns their humiliation.

· He has sent his messengers with clear reasons, the Book and a balance and has called on his servants to promote justice.

Based on these shared principles and foundations of our faith, we believe:

· Peace and tranquility can only be established and endure on the basis of faith in God and justice.

· Peace and dignity are the rights of all nations.

· Pursuit of progress and better livelihood combined with spirituality, compassion and well-being is the right of people.

· You and we can found a new movement to achieve these noble human ideals by relying on these principles and the articles of faith that are common to all divine religions.

Our nations believe and are committed to these pillars of faith. The history has shown that the people of Iran are not familiar with aggressing and brutalizing other nations. Nevertheless, we do not allow being the subject and victim of aggression and brutality. The experience of the eight-year war clearly demonstrated this fact to the whole world.

I believe we and you have both been the subject of tyranny. They do not respect your rights and want us also to forego our rights. Fortunately, I have heard that you also speak your mind openly and are against engendering tension and wars.

Honorable Chancellor,

The inner instincts and nature of the peoples of the world have wakened up.

Tendency toward faith in the oneness of God is on the rise.

People will no longer tolerate to be tyrannized, humiliated and their rights violated.

The prevailing circumstances today differ from those of yesterday. Multiple standards and approaches in relations will not endure.

Iran and Germany can play a more important role together in the international arena by relying on the noble and high values.

This cooperative relationship can also enhance the role of Europe on the global scene and serve as a model of cooperation between two governments and nations.

Without doubt, cooperation of two peace-loving, powerful and cultured nations of Germany and Iran will serve the interests of Europe as well. Together we must end the present abnormalities in international relations, the type of order and relations that are based on the impositions of the victors of the World War II on the defeated nations. Nations and many governments will be on our side on this path.

We must make the shadow of World War II disappear and help the international community to promote security, freedom and sense of tranquility.

The people of Iran and Germany are two great nations that have contributed to the making of our civilization. They have rich culture and have been in the forefront of science, literature, arts and philosophy. Both of our people have a strong faith in God and follow the teachings of divine prophets. They have also had long-lasting scientific, cultural and commercial relations and share many valuable mutual interests.

I have no doubt that with the cooperation of the two governments and the support of the two great nations we can take great strides forward in alleviating the problems and abnormalities of our world today.

Daring and courageous decisions are the key to our success in overcoming the existing problems, countering the violations of rights and defending the rights of nations.

To the extent that I know of the people of Germany, they will come along and join us and want restore their dignity and influence for the sake of global peace and calm. Our people have the similar spirit.

Together we will be able to prove to some powers that respecting other nations and their rights is good for them as well. Our two nations and governments, next to each other, will be able to play a fundamental role in promoting peace, security, progress, and human dignity at the scale of two countries and internationally.

In closing, I pray to the Almighty for the success of Your Excellency and the government and people of Germany.

Yes, the featured speaker at the Liberal Drunk in – this evening will be NOW SENATOR EDWARD KENNEDY…Questions anyone?

“Thank you, Mr. Kennedy, for appearing before this Liberal Drunk in panel to answer questions pertaining to your suitability for sitting in your senate seat. As you have already been sworn in, please answer the following questions on your ethical ability & views truthfully and to the best of your ability:

1. Who was Mary Jo Kopechne?

2. Were you married at the time you knew Mary Jo Kopechne?

3. Did you have sexual relations with her as defined either
by popular convention or by the Bill Clinton definition?

4. What happened that night in Chapaquitic?

5. Were you drinking that night?

6. Were you drunk?

7. Why were you driving?

8. Why did you leave that girl to die in a sinking car?

9. Why should you not be in a prison for drunken driving &
vehicular manslaughter?

10. Have you ever been under the influence while in a Senate
committee or on the Senate floor?

Thank you, Mr. Kennedy, for invoking your 5th Admendment rights.

Please do not call us, we will call you. Please take care in leaving this chamber and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

JCH on the other hand cries out for post birth abortion. I wonder if he has gotten himself untangled from Tookie.

As for jacking off to your diploma, that is a bit perverted. I wouldn’t post that on the blog again. Some folks are not as sensitive as Roger and I and they might attempt to use the subject to aggravate you further.

HOw the fuck do you moonbats manage to get the wrong answer every fucking time? Instead of handing out some bullshit simple minded fucking book about “corporate greed’, how ’bout you find out how the world really works? Are all of you really as fucking stoopid as Goldy makes you out to be?

Here’s the book you all should read if you want to understand the global economy.

Carl, If you are going to tell “Tookie” jokes, please use the term “Democrat hero Tookie Williams”. This black Bemocrat killed three, and the black Democrat libs LOVED this guy!!! Classically funny to see Democrats Al and Jesse suck this guy!! [Not a Republican around Tookie for miles!!!]

ASS@32 All you’ve done is establish that you hang around freeper sites. I’d say, ‘Same to ya!’ but you never had a mother. . .you’re more like a motile slime mold that hatched in the back of an untended refrigerator and crawled out. . . . .

PROUDtobeINCOHERENT @ 5
The inability to have feelings is not something of which you should be proud. Indeed, the mental health types characterize people who don’t have feelings as sociopaths. (I’m not using the DSM-IV term.) Actually, many people of your political persuasion are that way because they are unable to feel empathy for others; they are sociopaths. Congratulations. You lack a fundamental human attribute.

CHATTANOOGA — A federal grand jury charged Tennessee state Sen. Jerry Cooper with bank fraud, mail fraud and conspiracy today in an indictment that says Cooper was “deep in debt and trying to avoid bankruptcy.” Neither Cooper, D-Morrison, nor his attorney, Jerry Summers of Chattanooga, responded to telephone messages seeking comment. Cooper had been identified as an unindicted co-conspirator in a lending scheme involving the 1999 sale of his lumber mill in Warren County.

The guy who wrote this [Bill] won’t have a job with AP for long if he continues to list up-front (not bury in the middle of the story) the DEMOCRAT affiliation of those in trouble.

“Larry the Urbanite is gone, not for some rinky-dink reason, but for such an utterly anti-American, pro-terrorist douchemove that I just refuse to tolerate him any longer on the site.

Someone did some googling and came up with a lot of bullshit by him … one … thing he did that was positively anti-American– just to somehow ‘annoy’ me, a frickin’ midlevel blogger no one’s ever heard of … goodbye, Larry. …”

The above tripe is quoted under the Fair Use doctrine, and if Ace doesn’t like it, he can

To read his entire diatribe and/or find out whether he copyrights his crappy little web site, although I can’t imagine why as who in their right mind would plagiarize him … see http://ace.mu.nu/

Okay, now for Roger Rabbit’s response. CONGRATULATIONS, LARRY! Getting tossed off a rightwing blog is always an honor of which you may be justly proud. Those thin-skinned pigfuckers just can’t tolerate disagreement! They take their cues from Bush in that regard. But I digress.

I don’t have much to say about Ace. I’d say it on his web site, but then he’d backtrack it and try to find my burrow, and pump carbon monoxide into it. All I’ll say about Ace is this.

Ace, if you think you’re a frickin’ midlevel blogger no one’s ever heard of, you have a grossly inflated opinion of both yourself and your importance.

The Louisiana Democratic Congressman caught on FBI surveillance tapes taking $90,000 in cash has been selected by the Democratic Congressional caucus to lead a delegation from Capitol Hill on a tour of New Orleans next week to “join in prayer with the people of the region, to reflect and remember.” Jefferson has denied any wrongdoing in a case that sparked controversy when the FBI searched his Capitol Hill offices.

“Over here’s the French Quarter. I got my first Democrat bribe there as a little boy.

Now we’re in the 9th ward. See this busted dam; I got a big haul from the cement contractor. Well, it was actually my Democrat brother-in-law who dropped a load a mud and called it cement.

And here’s where the appliance store was that sold me my freezer. It has a big freezer!!

Next stop … the airport, where I picked up all those Nigeria bigwigs and their suitcases of cash.”

Fernando Egurrola-Gutierrez, a 26-year-old resident of Mexico, was arrested Saturday night after Police responded to reports of a home invasion.

Latest News more>>

Man arrested during sexual assault

Off-duty cop shot while mountain biking, condition critical

Arizona legislators aim to reduce Liberal bias in university classes

Microburst snaps off large billboard

Pit bull bites boy

How to avoid killer bee home invasions

UA students shell out big bucks for textbooks

Tucson Police say a dangerous man is off the streets and locked up in County Jail.
Fernando Egurrola-Gutierrez, a 26-year-old resident of Mexico, was arrested Saturday night after Police responded to reports of a home invasion.

Police arrived on the scene about two minutes after getting the call.

When they got there they say Gutierrez was on top of the female victim.

Sergeant Decio Hopffer told News 4, “We had to go hands-on with him. He did not immediately comply with our demands so we had to go hands-on to detain him.”

After booking Gutierrez, Police say they found solid evidence linking him to another attempted sexual assault in the same area.

On July 16, a man fitting the same description as Gutierrez pulled a gun on two hair stylists at the Supercuts salon about two blocks away.

In that case, the attacker locked one of the women in a bathroom and attempted to assault her sexually.

The second stylist got away and when she left the building the opening door sounded a bell which spooked the attacker who took off running.

Police believe that man was Gutierrez and they say he was getting more brazen.

“He forced himself inside a bedroom before attempting sexual assault so he was getting more violent, more aggressive. There is no doubt in my mind that he would strike again,” said Sgt. Hopffer.

Gutierrez was booked into the Pima County Jail on several charges including attempted sexual assault, kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated assault and burglary. [……………………………..Just another “Democrat to be” illegal doing the crimes that American welfare hack Democrats are to lazy to do!! Regardless, as an illegal felon, he will be voting Democrat in NOV!!!!!]

Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things

[/LMAO]

A Little Late-Afternoon Banning
– Ace
Larry the Urbanite is gone, not for some rinky-dink reason, but for such an utterly anti-American, pro-terrorist douchemove that I just refuse to tolerate him any longer on the site.

Someone did some googling and came up with a lot of bullshit by him, none of which especially bothered me, except for one little thing he did that was positively anti-American– just to somehow “annoy” me, a frickin’ midlevel blogger no one’s ever heard of.

I’d say who that someone was, but I don’t know if he’s proud of his work or would rather it be kept on the downlow.

In any event, goodbye, Larry. As you seem to frequently call for the banning of rightwing “trolls” on leftwing sites, I’m sure you can have no complaint about this.

(And no–that’s not the reason I’m banning him. I could give a fig about silly hypocrisy like that from a leftie. It’s their stock in trade.)

Comments: A Little Late-Afternoon Banning:

I will miss him. He was like the energizer bunny of contrarianism. No matter how many beatdowns he endured he came back for more. Ego Invictus.

Tob
Posted by Toby928 at August 22, 2006 03:40 PM

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Well, I have to say I’m curious as to why he was banned. But I can’t honestly say I regret it.
Posted by Rocketeer at August 22, 2006 03:43 PM

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Damn, now that Larry is gone, who will criticize my spelling while ignoring the substance of my remarks?

Larry will be missed, like I miss that big ol’ boil I popped on my ass.
Posted by Mr Minority at August 22, 2006 03:43 PM

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he was a sneaky one. there were several times where i thought to myself, “y’know, this guy’s actually acting in good faith… i even agree with some of what he’s saying…”

he didn’t strike me as any worse than any of the other trolls. but i guess ace had to make a command decision.

“it is good that war should be so terrible, else we grow too fond of it…”

something like that, anyway
Posted by jdubious at August 22, 2006 03:44 PM

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sheesh. ignore last comment as i fragged it pasting over.
Posted by jdubious at August 22, 2006 03:45 PM

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Ace, are you talking about the “Omar Shariff’s bridge book? Your game will explode” comment? Yeah, pretty lame.
Posted by Tushar D at August 22, 2006 03:45 PM

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I’m not the detective in this story, but I’ll just say my complete disdain for Larry was the shit he posted elsewhere. He tried hard to sound reasonable here. He was a liar.

I don’t like liars.

Or mushy broccoli. I really hate that shit.
Posted by Dave in Texas at August 22, 2006 03:46 PM

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You are going to break sandy burger’s heart.
Posted by shawn at August 22, 2006 03:47 PM

I was going to write a short faux essay on the merits of having Larry around, how he helped us sharpen and improve our arguments and ideas through well-meaning and thoughtful criticism. Then I realized none of that ever actually happened, as the guy was more-or-less lacking in both meaning and thoughtfulness.

So I say, nay, I grin: good riddance.
Posted by leoncaruther at August 22, 2006 03:48 PM

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TusharD,

I don’t want to say because I don’t want the little bitch doing any further bullshit.
Posted by ace at August 22, 2006 03:48 PM

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Let me be the first to question the timing
Posted by Rob G at August 22, 2006 03:49 PM

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Rob G, It is 4:49 on the East Coast ….. Oh, you are questioning the timing… never mind
Posted by Tushar D at August 22, 2006 03:49 PM

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I googled Larry the U, and I got a bunch of links for Larry Niven, who made out with bbeck.

I have no point with this post. I’m just annoyed I wasn’t able to question the timing first.
Posted by The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at August 22, 2006 03:52 PM

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Damn it! I go out of town for a few days, and everything goes to hell in a handbasket. Figures.

Now where the hell has von Kreedon been these days?
Posted by sandy burger at August 22, 2006 03:54 PM

HA! HA! Larry the Urbanite loses at teh interweb! You fail at life Larry!

Good riddence to bad rubbish. Question, Ace…think he’ll take up the sword of Tardacus and try to unleash a futile uprising of libtard trolls? or is he not that popular among the DU Shortbus crew?
Posted by DF at August 22, 2006 04:08 PM

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Come on…give us some details. What did he say? My life is so empty, toss me a bone.
Posted by JackStraw at August 22, 2006 04:09 PM

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I’ve moved!

.just kidding.
Posted by Larry the Suburbanite at August 22, 2006 04:11 PM

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I’ve always wondered what these douchebag trolls did before the Internet Tubes gave them a way to vent their madness upon the unwary. I suppose lots of them were street-preachers, steetsign taggers, or those “letter to the editor” recluses who blamed the moral turpitude of America’s youth on fluoridation of the water.

Still, I’ve never found web forums to be one-tenth as wacky and filled with bile as some USENET groups got. Some people there were Frisch-crazy. There was even a newsgroup dedicated to making fun of these people: alt.usenet.kooks. Part of the reason USENET faded back into obscurity was the fact that it was pretty hard to ban such people without some pretty draconian (and time-consuming) moderation.
Posted by Monty at August 22, 2006 04:12 PM

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Gee. What a shame.
Posted by Dan Collins at August 22, 2006 04:14 PM

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Well, I’m certainly not one of ace’s regular commenters but I’ve definitely killed some time with you morons and I greet this news with a hale, “Good Day, Sir!”
Posted by kelly at August 22, 2006 04:22 PM

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Awww, I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye fuck you.
Posted by Bart at August 22, 2006 04:23 PM

I sense the hand of Karl Rove in this. It’s to distract us from… uh… whatever it was. That thing. Or maybe that other thing I forget. Anyway, it’s all Rove’s fault.
Posted by Trimegistus at August 22, 2006 04:25 PM

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Finally.

That guy was a real asshole.
Posted by Cedarford at August 22, 2006 04:26 PM

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Wow – that’s some pretty low stuff, even from Larry. First he admits that he’s a troll, and then goes off along the lines Tushar mentioned. He was never very smart, but I thought he was sincere. Turns out he was concentrated evil.
Posted by geoff at August 22, 2006 04:28 PM

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It’s funny, I was just thinking today about how much better conservatives were, because Ace put up w/LtU.

But if I continue on with this theory, it would mean we have to get another troll.
Posted by Dogstar at August 22, 2006 04:32 PM

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Awww, I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye fuck you.

Sorry to hear that, Bart.

Rule number 17 from the Blog Etiquette Handbook is to never miss a chance to tell a troll “fuck you.”

It may be your last.
Posted by kelly at August 22, 2006 04:35 PM

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hmmmm, I posited that idea as a ‘thinking out loud’ notion and had no problem with ace deleting the comment.

That ‘Sh-rif’ thing was more of a thought experiment on how the Left tends to miss the point- they tend to be better as reactive protesters than effective saboteurs.

I’m looking forward to the post-Larry-the-Urbanite AoSHQ.
Posted by The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at August 22, 2006 04:42 PM

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I kinda hope we get a new troll. Larry wasn’t the kinda troll that you laughed at, like as someone else suggested Proud Liberal Vet. When I see Larry posted, I skip over it to see the response. PLV was the type of guy that you read and laughed at the pure ignorance and sstupidity of the post itself, then see everyone tear him apart and laugh even harder. Its better that way.

Maybe Larry will send some new trolls to avenge his banning, most leave, and a few choice idiots will stay.
Posted by DF at August 22, 2006 04:50 PM

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But realize, this will just give Larry more time to do “engineering”.
AxL at August 22, 2006 03:59 PM (DC1Zk)

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I wouldn’t stress too much about The Uberpenis’s
“engineering”….. Remember, he is an “engineer” who
doesn’t need math, so how could he design anything of importance.

I don’t think I’ll miss him much, besides, it was time to change the troll in here anyway.
Posted by A. Weasel at August 22, 2006 04:51 PM

I must disagree. Usenet perfected kook disposal in the most eminently democratic way possible: the plonk file.

Although there’s something to be said for setting the followup-to: header to something randomly inappropriate as an alternative. Dropping a troll’s witty riposte into alt.personals.motss is always good for a cheap laugh.
Posted by apotheosis at August 22, 2006 04:54 PM

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All your Larry the U are belong to us.
Posted by mesablue at August 22, 2006 04:56 PM

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how he helped us sharpen and improve our arguments and ideas through well-meaning and thoughtful criticism.

He certainly help to sharpen our invective. I had never seen both Butt Plug and Sanitary Knapkin used in the same sentence before.

Tob
Posted by Toby928 at August 22, 2006 05:00 PM

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But if I continue on with this theory, it would mean we have to get another troll.

Kman is auditioning on the other thread.

Tob
Posted by Toby928 at August 22, 2006 05:02 PM
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Rule number 17

Bart, don’t worry about it dude. I said “fuck you” to Larry enough for both of us.
Posted by Dave in Texas at August 22, 2006 05:04 PM

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I don’t know what he did to get banned, but I think it’s a pity. The boy had potential. He had it in him to be a useful alternative viewpoint, but I guess he had issues which got in the way of that.
Posted by sandy burger at August 22, 2006 05:05 PM

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Hasn’t Ryan already been auditioning to be his replacement?
Posted by someone at August 22, 2006 05:09 PM

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I barely recognize the name. Either I’m not paying attention, or he just wasn’t impressive as a troll.
Posted by digitalbrownshirt at August 22, 2006 05:10 PM

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Larry the U once praised me in a thread as the only one who had any idea of what he was talking about.

I felt so dirty I refrained from commenting at Ace Of Spades for two weeks.
Posted by Jeff B. at August 22, 2006 05:15 PM

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You jush wait! I’ll be back and I’ll kick all yer asshes!
Posted by Larry the Bourbonite at August 22, 2006 05:15 PM
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I had never seen both Butt Plug and Sanitary Knapkin used in the same sentence before.

Youve obviously never spent Thanksgiving with my family.

Anyways, I Googled Larry when he first popped up months ago and found another blog that he posted at.

I didnt read any of the blog posts therr – I just jumped into the comments to see what Larry was up to. I figured it was another conservative blog that Larry was trolling at, but I was wrong. It took me a while to figure it out because their was this guy calling himself Bugs Bunny or Bunny Boy or something who I thought was doing some incredibly funny Liberal Talking Points riff.

Then I realized it was a liberal blog and this Bunny dude was being serious. Apparently he’s a regular commenter there. Entire comment threads are nothing but his crazed rantings.

I swear to god, If Spurwing ever fucked Proud Liberal Vet their baby/hatchling would be this guy.

You should send this guy an open invitation Ace.

Oh, and heres some more good news:

New study shows Herpes cases Declining

This is funny so im going to continue to plost links to it until someone agrees with me.
Posted by Run Amish Run at August 22, 2006 05:17 PM

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Amish,

I commented on it a few threads ago. It’s hilarious.

“I’ve done this many times.”

“You be the Joker.”
Posted by mesablue at August 22, 2006 05:20 PM

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We’ve got these little news screens in the elevators in our office. One common feature is, “Yahoo! searches for testosterone were up 767% following bike doping scandal.”

I fully expect tomorrow’s blurb to read, “Yahoo! searches for Larry the Urbanite skyrocketed after link scandal at Ace of Spades blog.”
Posted by KM at August 22, 2006 05:20 PM

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“Shields”

Hahahahaha!
Posted by mesablue at August 22, 2006 05:24 PM

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Amish, was that guy calling himself Roger Rabbit? I think I just saw the thread.

The poor fool could hardly string two thoughts together, but there he was, triple and quadruple posting just pure utter stream of consciousness nonsense.

Larry would still probably “play the Joker for him,” though.
Posted by Sortelli at August 22, 2006 05:26 PM

Larry said something anti-American??? Whoa, good thing I was sitting down.

A troll is a troll is a troll, folks. OBVIOUSLY his “reasonable” exterior was a facade; frequenting a site where you’re universally ridiculed is not indicative of a hinged person. They always always say they’re there to hear the other side’s POV (Uh, you don’t have to POST for that), but they’re actually only there to get wood from stirring $hit and getting smacked down. They…are…all…the….same. No exceptions ever.

Good riddance to bad baggage. I strongly approve of Ace’s recent housecleaning.
Posted by bbeck at August 22, 2006 05:38 PM

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Good riddance to bad baggage. I strongly approve of Ace’s recent housecleaning.
Posted by bbeck at August 22, 2006 05:38 PM

Wow. I didn’t see that coming at all.
Posted by JackStraw at August 22, 2006 05:42 PM

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I disagree with the ‘a troll is a troll’ sentiment. Some trolls are just so out of control insane that they are a laugh riot.

If we can’t get that Buster Bunny or Roger Rabbit guy here, then we should try to recruit that bonehead Ranger-wannabe. Just because the psychosis is just so amusing in a Dali-esque way.
Posted by The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at August 22, 2006 05:47 PM

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Can we get a Top 10 Things we don’t have to do now that Larry the F’n U is gone?

#10 No more spell checking fine substantive posts
#9 No more fact checking the fact checking, which was done to, in fact, check the facts
#8 No more thinking that there is such a thing as a _reasonable_ troll.
Posted by John at August 22, 2006 05:49 PM

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LOL @ Jack. Well, at least you won’t have to keep reasoning with him anymore.

Some trolls are just so out of control insane that they are a laugh riot.

Kinda the point; they are ALL insane. A few are just dishonest about it.
Posted by bbeck at August 22, 2006 05:49 PM

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Finally.

That guy was a real asshole.
Posted by Cedarford at August 22, 2006 04:26 PM

Oh, goddamn, that was funny.

Old school baby. Who was that? Kudos.
Posted by hobgoblin at August 22, 2006 06:10 PM

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True, bbeck. I was laughing reading JeffB’s comment about Larry calling him reasonable and how dirty it made him feel. He did it to me last night and it made me want to gouge my eyes out with a salad fork.

From the garbage proudASS posted above, it appears to be this post from January — another Drinking Liberally thread:
Hey, I was just over at Ace of Spades HQ (trolling, anyone?) and he deleted a post because he thought it would give the liberals “ideas”. So I’ll repeat it here.

In your phone conversations, say: “Have you read Omar SHariff’s book on bridge? Your game will explode.”

See it has an arab sounding name, “bridge” and “explode” in it, but is really innocuous. That will give the NSA fits.

Spread widely to all liberal blogs. I have no idea if it’ll work, but it’ll sure piss Ace off, fascist censorer that he is.

Amish, was that guy calling himself Roger Rabbit? I think I just saw the thread. The poor fool could hardly string two thoughts together, but there he was, triple and quadruple posting just pure utter stream of consciousness nonsense.

You see Furball, I and a few others have the same thing to say about your shingle line vomits or “carrot bile”. This is the most laughter I’ve enjoyed since LostHisTurdLeftHisBrainBehind aka LeftMyTurdBehindLostMyBrain started posting here.

Hey, I just got banned at the conservative Ace of Spades HQ (http://ace.mu.nu/), and they won’t tell me what for. I seriously don’t know, other than that I was being a royal pain in Ace’s ass for calling him on his biased wingnuttery (but in a respectful way, of course).

I hate to give him the traffic, but go give this guy hell. As far as I can tell they banned me because they don’t like hearing the other side of the story.

C’moooooon stop with the William Jefferson schtick. Normally, I wouldn’t tell a conservative to stop embarassing themselves, but holy shit, dude, you’re getting out there. Even for a lying conservative.

Commentby Roger Rabbit [……………………………………………Dear Mrs. Rabbit, “Little island”? This island is the size of the state of CONN! We have surf, SCUBA, volcanos, Snow boarding om Mauna Kea, and the International Championship Bill Fishing Finals [“grander” blue marlins]. Neil Young lives here. Clint has a place on the island, and Miss Winfrey owns a shit load of land. So does the drummer from “U2″. Plus every eatery and “Hard Rock” bars and “discos”. We even have fish with large, funny noses that like like Carl Grossman!!!

By the way, I was in Honolulu for an overnight on a business trip last month. Two blocks away from Waikiki beach, $90.00 USD per night.
Commentby rhp6033 [………Er, rhp6033, Kapalua, Maui is not a POS Waikiki hotel. The New Orleans Levve “MoFo” Board is spending a shit load for a deluxe first class “junket” in Maui. Playing “The Plantation” golf course, “lounging” at “The Spa”, drinking and dining at “The Ritz, Kapalua”, and paying for the whole “get down mother fucker trip” with a “guvment” credit card. Now, about those homeless in the 9th ward??????? Get it???]

Too bad we can’t get some of these cowardly righties to show up at an event. I wonder how tough they’d be when not hiding behind a keyboard? No I don’t. I know they’d wimper like little girls and beg for mercy.

Let’s just say the insider “smart” money ain’t betting on the Republicans!!

“Our own worst enemies.” That’s a hoot considering all the felons that are in the Republican party. Oh, and the incompetent “eviler” in the White House.

Yeah, I bet the Marines just love having “involuntary” recalls from the ready reserves just to serve in Bush’s mismanaged war in Iraq. Because now there are not enough volunteers serving in the Corp who want to serve in Iraq.

The Louisiana Democratic Congressman caught on FBI surveillance tapes taking $90,000 in cash has been selected by the Democratic Congressional caucus to lead a delegation from Capitol Hill on a tour of New Orleans next week to “join in prayer with the people of the region, to reflect and remember.” Jefferson has denied any wrongdoing in a case that sparked controversy when the FBI searched his Capitol Hill offices.

“Over here’s the French Quarter. I got my first Democrat bribe there as a little boy.

Now we’re in the 9th ward. See this busted dam; I got a big haul from the cement contractor. Well, it was actually my Democrat brother-in-law who dropped a load a mud and called it cement.

And here’s where the appliance store was that sold me my freezer. It has a big freezer!!

Next stop … the airport, where I picked up all those Nigeria bigwigs and their suitcases of cash.”

Looks like the right wingers are stoooopid for a reason. When the Bible thumpers teach their children in charter schools, the grades go down. So much for that idea. Another right wing lie utterly exposed.

“Unless you ARE Larry (who claims not to know why he was banned) or you are Ace who did the banning, you have no flippin idea what you’re talking about” Commentby howcanyoubePROUDtobeaKennedy— 8/22/06@ 5:15 pm

Why is that a problem? You post here all the time with no flippin idea what YOU’RE talking about! Why should wingnuts have a monopoly on that? Republicans want a monopoly on every fucking thing.

And if you happen to be a liberal drinker on the other side of the mountains, the Tri-Cities chapter of DL also meets Tuesday nights, 7 PM, Atomic Ale, 1015 Lee Blvd., in Richland. Go ask Jimmy for more details.

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PBJ at 10: The federal tax exemption was a political move, and you know it. It was a hand granade lobbed directly at Cantwell, in hopes of aiding those making ignorant comments like the one you just made.

All the Republican majority in the Senate had to do was to vote for: (a) a minimum wage bill, (b) an estate tax repeal bill, (c) a bill to extend the sales-tax deduction on federal income taxes, and (d) a bill to reduce the minimum wage for persons receiving tips. They didn’t put them on the floor as seperate bills, because they didn’t want them to pass. They just wanted to cover their buts by allowing endangered Republican encumbents to claim that they voted for the minimum wage bill, and they wanted to give political ammunition against the Democrats (like Cantwell) on the other items.

Now, the Republicans have a majority in both houses of Congress. So any vote by Cantwell, or any other Democrat, was not dispositive of the combined bill. If the Republicans wanted the bill to pass, they only had to have their Whip force their members to vote it along party lines. They’ve done it often enough before, they could have done it here if they had wanted to.

Congress will be back in session briefly in September. If the Republicans really want Washington and Tennessee and a few other states to have the deduction, they will pass it then. I think there is a chance this will happen, because Frist, the Republican Majority Leader, is from Tennessee (but he’s not retiring this year).

But don’t keep spreading the lie that Cantwell voted against Washington taxpayers. Everyone knows it is a misleading statement, and it just makes you look dumb.

The ONLY way the Democrats will win in 06 and 08 is with 20% voter fraud in large urban, black and cities and illegal alien votes. Democrats must achieve 115% turnout of registration, and, in my best guess, will!! Any and all questions about voter fraud in Chicago, Philly, Detroit, Cleveland, Atlanta, Gary, and LA will be considered “racist” and will not be allowed. Expect additional voter fraud in Columbus, OH and Broward County, FL. The sad fact is the Dems will pull it off.

Hey pbj, why won’t the CHEAP LABOR CONSERVATIVES allow a vote on a stand-alone bill to raise the minimum wage? And why do they want to let restaurant owners deduct tips from the minimum wages they pay? Under the CHEAP LABOR CONSERVATIVE bill that Cantwell appropriately voted against, restaurant owners could pay waitresses as little as $2 an hour.

After five decades of watching their white neighbors leave the city of Detroit by the thousands, Detroit’s African-Americans have begun to follow. Detroit’s black population fell 10 percent from 2000 to 2005, according to population estimates released today by the U.S. Census Bureau. The decline reverses Detroit’s 50-year trend of attracting African-Americans even as the city’s overall population fell. [……………………………………………………………………………..Why would anyone want to leave the Hillary Village of Detroit? Oh, BTW, the number of DEMOCRAT votes coming out of urban Detroit will continue to grow, REGARDLESS of population loss. ANY and ALL questions about this voter fraud would be racist. hehe, JCH]

americafirst @ 18
Read the 8/14 Newsweek cover article on Billy Graham, and you will read of a man of Christ. He’s not like you, not at all. Indeed, I suspect if Christ walked into your house you’d kick him out. As Stephen Stills said, “Jesus Christ was the first nonviolent revolutionary.” You’d hate his guts.

Hate to break it to you, fascistfirst, but there is no such post. Next time, before you cut-and-paste a trollfuck post, you should check the HA archives to see if it’s actually there so you don’t make a public ass of yourself. The problem, you see, is that trollfucks make things up.

Immediately after the London plot was disrupted, a “senior administration official,” insisting on anonymity for his or her splenetic words, denied the obvious, that Kerry had a point…

This farrago of caricature and non sequitur makes the administration seem eager to repel all but the delusional. But perhaps such rhetoric reflects the intellectual contortions required to sustain the illusion that the war in Iraq is central to the war on terrorism, and that the war, unlike “the law enforcement approach,” does “work.”

Your gawd Algore would want each of you to ride an otherwise empty bus to DL tonight. How many of you will do so? For those of you progressives who really do have a conscience to save the fucking planet, let me know how it is riding with the guy with green hair and a hardware store in his face. Sounds charming…

Why is Darcy Burner afraid to appear on KVI? Brian Suites just extended her an invitation on air and apparently has had a standing invitation for a while now. Apparently show only appears on goldstein’s show because she is afraid of tough questions (or appearing ona show that people actually listen to) – even though Brian Suites is hardly a tough questioner. Kirby or John would be ask much more harder questions.

Cantwell votes to disallow Washingtonians to be able to continue to deduct their state sales taxes from their federal income taxes. Her lie about some minumum wage provision won;t even apply to Washington State, according to the labor department. Basically, Cantwell threw Washingtonians to the wolves in order to make partisan points with the democrat apparatchik.

Actually, Roger Rabbit never makes it to DL because Tuesday night is his regular “Golden Shower from Ann Coulter Night.” He sometimes likes hot lunch, too, and I try to accomodate his wishes if I’m “in the mood.”

I wonder how much longer it will be before the liberal press begins to push for Isreal’s removal from the Middle East? I also wonder whose side Goldy will be on…………..

CNN’s Jeff Greenfield appeared on “Imus” Tuesday morning and said this about the Middle East:

“I’ve never heard it explained adequately how you solve a problem where two different people think God gave them the same piece of land. I mean, what actually, we’ve seen how you’ve made progress. And what happens is, at some point, and I don’t just mean in the Middle East, at some point, to be blunt about it, somebody gives up something. You don’t conquer them, you know, like Gormany and Japan after World War II.

DeKlerk gave up, in the best possible sense, South Afirca – he said, ‘we can’t keep this going any more.’ The colonial forces, the British and French and others said we can’t run this part of the world anymore.

Essentially Mikhail Gorbachev gave up that malicious dream of a totalitarian state could change the world.

And in the American south, the white southerners, the segregationists, they were made to give up, said you know what, we can’t do this anymore. So the question I get is, who gives up what?”
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UPDATE: A Mideast expert writes me with this thought:

I don’t get his point. It can’t be that 6 million Israeli Jews (or 13 million Jews total), “give up” more of eretz Yisrael. The Arabs already have Judea and Samaria (West Bank), the Jewish religious and historical heartland, and most Jews seem willing to tolerate that, more or less. Not to mention, the Arabs already have 82.5 percent of British Mandatory Palestine (Jordan, West Bank, and Gaza Strip) and most Jews seem willing to live with that, more or less.

For Israelis/Jews, this isn’t about “giving up something,” it’s about not giving up. The South African example is misleading, as usual. Even at the height of the anti-apartheid struggle, most blacks did not see most whites, as I understand it, as not South African. So is the reference to Germany and France. AFTER both were heavily damaged in World Wars, and Germany leveled in the second, Germany learned to live without all of Alsace-Lorraine, etc.

So, what’s Greenfield’s point? That the Arab-Muslims have to give something up? Yes, right after their version of the Protestant Reformation/Catholic Counter-reformation, or maybe Allied occupation.

You have given little or no commentary on the struggle that embroils your ethnic brothers and sisters in Israel.

They seem, however, to have some very firm opinions themselves. Do you agree or disagree with them?

Many Israelis Furious at How War Was Run
Aug 16 9:24 AM US/Eastern
By AMY TEIBEL
Associated Press Writer
JERUSALEM

As the Mideast cease-fire took hold, there was no truce in Israeli politics: Demands mounted for the military chief’s resignation, and the government came under increasing criticism over how the war against Hezbollah was waged.
Newspapers and radio shows were filled with outrage over army chief Lt. Gen. Dan Halutz’s decision to sell off his stock portfolio just hours before launching Israel’s biggest military operation since its 1982 invasion of Lebanon.

Halutz declared himself a victim of malicious reporting, saying he has been turned “into a Shylock.”
Calls mounted Wednesday for setting up a commission of inquiry into how the war was run, amid growing dissatisfaction with Israel’s leaders and Monday’s cease-fire.

The 34-day war against Lebanese Hezbollah guerrillas, widely seen here as just, had united Israel’s fractured society. Hezbollah was considered a growing threat after it had vastly expanded its arsenal of missiles in recent years.
But the unity crumbled after Israel’s fabled army pulled out of south Lebanon without crushing Hezbollah or rescuing two soldiers whose July 12 capture by the guerillas during a raid in Israel triggered the fighting.

The war began just two months after Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Defense Minister Amir Peretz, men with little military experience, took office. Surveys in two major Hebrew-language dailies on Wednesday showed low approval ratings for both.
A poll of 500 people by TNS-Teleseker showed support for Olmert sinking to 40 percent after soaring to 78 percent in the first two weeks of the offensive.

Peretz’ approval rating plunged to 28 percent from 61 percent, according to the poll, which has a margin of error of 4.4 percentage points. A second poll, by the Dahaf Research Institute, showed 57 percent calling for his resignation.
The Dahaf poll, which had a margin of error of 4.5 percentage points, showed 70 percent opposed to a cease-fire that did not include the return of the captured soldiers, and 69 percent backing an official inquiry into the war’s prosecution.

The contest, held jointly with Iran’s Cartoon House, a syndicate for caricaturists, will be open until September 14. Until now, Shojai said 1,193 drawings had been received from 61 countries but he said judges chose 204 to put on display.
Several cartoons showed images of the Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler, one showing him smiling as he stood behind

President Bush while bombs carrying the Star of David fell. Another showed a turtle with a U.S. emblem laying eggs carrying the Star of David.

The contest was welcomed by some visiting youths who were at the exhibition on Wednesday, two days after it opened.
“After the Holocaust was questioned by the president, now I have real doubts about it,” said Maryam Zadkani, a 23-year-old graphic artist as she wandered around the exhibition.
“I came here to see what other cartoonists around the world think about the Holocaust.”

The winner and runners up will be announced on September 2, with the top three entries receiving $12,000, $8,000 and $5,000 respectively. “The government is not financing the prize,” Shojai said, without saying who was offering the cash.”

The bust, which netted 44 alleged khat sellers nationwide, came after an 18-month DEA investigation that targeted mostly immigrant communities in Seattle, along with other cities with sizable Somali populations, including Minneapolis; New York; Columbus, Ohio; and Boston.

The sting involved months of extensive interviews with members of the Somali community and their neighbors as well as phone taps, according to the DEA. Over the course of the investigation, DEA agents said, 25 tons of khat — worth about $10 million — was illegally imported for use by Somali immigrants.

The DEA said an international network used human smugglers and commercial shippers to transport khat from its native habitat in Africa to the U.S. Now, the 14 arrested in the Seattle bust are waiting for trials that could last years. If convicted under the felony drug-trafficking charges brought against them, they could face decades in federal prison.
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Parts of the khat or qat (pronounced “cot”) shrub have been used for centuries as a mild stimulant in countries like Somalia and Yemen, where users compare the effect of chewing on the fresh plant to drinking a strong cup of caffeinated coffee.

For the mostly Muslim populations of those nations, alcohol use is a religious taboo. Instead of drinking, many will chew on khat, kick back with friends and family, and talk.

But here in the U.S., khat’s two active chemicals, cathine and cathonine, are scheduled, controlled substances, making them illegal to possess and consume — and the DEA doesn’t make cultural exceptions in enforcing federal drug laws.

Perhaps in your discussions tonight you’ll bring of the topic of why Cantwell refused to participate in an effort to pursue an early cease fire to the war in Lebanon. Yes, I communicated with her with such a request and was met with a reply that echoed the Bush party line that Hezbollah was solely responsible for the violence, etc. Anyone who has taken the time to do just a little research into the chronology of events leading up to Israel’s invasion of Lebanon would know that this is not true. Consider, as just one example Israel’s repeated, low-level overflights of southern Lebanon at supersonic speeds with F-16 fighters in violation of international law regarding sovreign air space.

Go on. Liven up the conversation. Suggest some theories on why Cantwell would once again enable the Bush administration’s militaristic foreign policy.

-For those of you progressives who really do have a conscience to save the fucking planet, let me know how it is riding with the guy with green hair and a hardware store in his face. Sounds charming… –

Looks like MTR is bashing South King County again. The guy with the green face is a Seahawk fan, moron!

BTW, MTR, those who ride the bus at night are usually students, or members of Bush’s new working poor class who can’t afford a car. And since racist and bigoted selfservatives like you need poor people to water your fictional lawn on the eastside, and clean-up after your fictional wife in that fictional McMansion – I would imagine you think buses are a good idea.

Bush probably stopped looking for bin Laden because his whole family is very friendly with the bin Laden family. That’s also probably why Bush didn’t kill bin Laden in August 2001 before 9.11 when he had him in his sights. Also probably why Bush let the entire bin Laden family go while the skies were closed to air travel by Americans.

One particular bar in town was known for over-serving patrons. The local police decided to crack down on drunk driving, and staked out the bar, intending to arrest drunks as soon as they took “control” of their vehicle.

Out of the bar stumbled one man. He barely made it into the parking lot, weaving the whole way. After going from car to car, he finally found what he believed to be his car. He tried to insert the key, but kept fumbling with it and dropped the keys on the ground. The officer watched him for twenty minutes as he tried to get his keys in the door. The entire parking lot emptied of bar patrons, but the officer ignored them, and kept his eyes glued to this one guy, determined that he was not going to let him “drink and drive”.

Finally the guy gets his keys in the door, opens the door, sits inside, and puts his keys in the ignition. Finally!!!!

The officer turns on his lights, pulls behind the car to block it from exiting the parking stall, and loudly orders the man out of the car. He conducts a field subriety test, but is surprised to find that the man actually does rather well. He can recite the alphabet, forwards and backwards, and he manages to walk heel to toe without a stumble. The officer then takes out his portable breath test kit, and instructs the man to breath into the tube. It shows a “zero” alchohol reading!

The officer is perpelexed. “Have you been drinking!!!???” He inquires. Instead of the usual “two beers” response, the guy just says “No.” The officer smells his breath, and realizes for the first time that he doesn’t smell any alchohol.

“Okay, what gives here?” the officer inquires. “A moment ago, you couldn’t stand up, but now you are as sober as a judge, and you say you haven’t been drinking at all. Just what’s going on here?”

Now let me see, Baby Bush says the London terror plot is a reminder that Osama Bin Laden still wants to kill Americans. Can anyone please tell me then why we disbanded the unit that’s looking for him? Anyone? Anyone?

Apparently the 4-21 comment was spoofed, but Rodent was quick to correct;

“I never said that, you fucking liar. But you said it …… so, fascistfuck, how long have you been queer? Do you think your, um, preference is of biological origin or a learned behavior?”
Commentby Roger Rabbit—— 8/11/06@ 6:30 pm

Here are a couple more;

Momus Pompous Assus –– I know how “accountability” and “taking responsibility” work in Jesusland, dude. No need to explain it to me.
Commentby Roger Rabbit—— 2/14/06@ 11:51 am,

Lincoln made a mistake fighting the Civil War to keep the union together. He should have let these fucks keep Jesusland and live in their own fucking country.
Commentby Roger Rabbit—— 6/19/06@ 9:58 pm

So Rodent, why do you think the term “Jesusland” is clever? Tell us why your Bush-hating and Christian-hating doesn’t go together. While you’re at it, see if you can tell the difference between the rhetoric of an ordinary Bush-hating lib and an Islamofascist:

1. “George Bush’s personal commitment to and sympathy for Christian fundamentalism are well-known. Indeed, it is becoming increasingly clear that his foreign policies, as in Afghanistan, Iraq and now Iran, are powerfully shaped by the Christian fundamentalist agenda of global conquest for Christ and Capital. Christian fundamentalists believe that Christ alone is the way to salvation, and that the entire world must be brought to heel before him, by force if necessary. In the past, this pernicious doctrine was used to bless bloody Crusades and wars of imperial plunder. The doctrine serves exactly the same purpose today, although in a somewhat modified garb, as the bombing of Afghanistan, the destruction of Iraq and the possible American invasion of Iran clearly indicate. Although these acts are sought to be justified by America as a ‘civilising’ mission or as part of its ‘war on terror’, the underlying white Christian supremacist vision behind American imperialism, a continuation of the logic of European colonialism, is unmistakable.”

2.”By appointing John Ashcroft, and allowing him to appoint a proven sadist to oversee the Iraqi prison system, George Bush demonstrates his ‘Christian values.’ The media parrots his tepid outrage. Bush and the media both ignored the findings of the IRC (Red Cross) and Amnesty International that abuse of prisoners in Iraq was a widespread and serious problem.”

Illinois Senator Barack Obama warns citizens at his 50th Town Hall meeting about gas guzzling. It was among many points made to the standing room only audience at the Metropolis Community Center. Obama spoke on everything from DC politics to global warming. He says part of the blame for the world’s higher temperatures rests on gas guzzling vehicles. Obama says consumers can make the difference by switching to higher mileage hybrids. Today the Senator said, “It would save more energy, do more for the environment and create better world security than all the drilling we could do in Alaska.”

After the meeting… Obama left in a GMC Envoy after admitting to favoring SUV’s himself. …

After the meeting… Obama left in a GMC Envoy after admitting to favoring SUV’s himself. …

After the meeting… Obama left in a GMC Envoy after admitting to favoring SUV’s himself.

As the winds of war continue to blow in the Middle East, one question must be asked; who will stand up for Israel and the jewish people?

Will Goldy stand up?

I wonder………..

Wednesday, Aug. 16, 2006 10:26 a.m. EDT
Syria President Assad Threatens War
Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad says his country is prepared for war with Israel and warned that the Golan Heights would be seized “by Syrian hands.”
In an interview with the Egyptian publication Al-Usbu after the ceasefire in Lebanon went into effect, Assad declared: “Syria has been prepared and ready since the first day of the war . . .
“We and the resistance (Hezbollah) read clearly that the day of confrontation was definitely approaching. The current war is five years old, and there were widespread preparations for this day.”
Assad said he is convinced that steps toward peace “have fallen off, and that the Golan will be liberated by Syrian hands.”

Asked what the expected results would be if Israel launched an attack against Syria, Assad said: “If Israel acts with adventurism and enters into a war with Syria, this will be the beginning of a heavy price that it will pay.”
Assad said Hezbollah’s conflict with Israel marks “a new stage in the history of [the Arab] nation, and he remarked ominously: “To this day no one in American intelligence or Israeli intelligence knows what the true capabilities of the resistance are.”
The Syrian government daily Al-Thawra claimed Hezbollah had achieved a military victory over Israel, which “forced the Americans to make huge diplomatic efforts aimed at preventing [the victory] from being translated into a new political reality.”
On Tuesday, Germany’s foreign minister abruptly canceled a planned visit to Syria after Assad gave a speech ridiculing Israel’s military offensive in Lebanon and warning against disarming Hezbollah.

Illinois Senator Barack Obama warns citizens at his 50th Town Hall meeting about gas guzzling. It was among many points made to the standing room only audience at the Metropolis Community Center. Obama spoke on everything from DC politics to global warming. He says part of the blame for the world’s higher temperatures rests on gas guzzling vehicles. Obama says consumers can make the difference by switching to higher mileage hybrids. Today the Senator said, “It would save more energy, do more for the environment and create better world security than all the drilling we could do in Alaska.”

After the meeting… Obama left in a tricked out GMC Envoy after admitting to favoring SUV’s himself. [Classically funny!!! Who does this hypocite think he is? John Kerry? Al Gore? Typical bull shit from a dumb ass lib who may run with Hillary]

Mac — Redneck is sexually frustrated. He hasn’t been laid in a long, long time. Even the Aurora Avenue whores won’t have anything to do with him. Now Mac, you’re a woman, so ask yourself — after reading this guy’s posts, would you spread your legs for him? Nah, I didn’t think so.

Drinking Liberally

The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Come on by and watch me and Joel Connelly come to fisticuffs over campaign civility.

And if you happen to be a liberal drinker on the other side of the mountains, the Tri-Cities chapter of DL also meets Tuesday nights, 7 PM, Atomic Ale, 1015 Lee Blvd., in Richland. Go ask Jimmy for more details.

Remember when the lib Dems didn’t want a pipeline built in Alaska? Now the line is closed for repair and the libs are bitching again. Bitch….Bitch……….Democrats: The Party That Sounds Like An Ex Wife!!!!!

and I’ll paste in all the hysteria from the right about Clinton betraying his country and comitting treason in cases that turn out usually to be about nothing. So, you are right, lets not go down that path.

You cannot blame Bush for everything, but care to tell me just one thing he was right about?

Inbred repukelicans here have their panties in a bunch over Connecticut voters giving GOP loyalist Lieberman the boot.

The only way to win the ‘War on Terrorism’ is to impeach the sonofabitch. Bush and the neo-cons have no intention to stop terrorism, just the opposite. Perhaps the repukelicans here will figure it out when their young men come home in a box. George Bush is fuck’n atheist liar crook megalomaniac.

If I lived in Connecticut, I’d be glad my candidate supported by black politicians true to their caucus and constituency. So, how long ya think dat JCH Kennedy feller done been a racist prick? Lernd it from his daddy I’ll bet.

Technical problems in DeKalb County are delaying the vote count there, including vote count reports in the U.S. House District 4 race between incumbent Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney and Hank Johnson.

Poll workers were having difficulty uploading memory cards from electronic voting machines, said Chris Riggall, a spokesman for the Georgia Secretary of State’s office.

It is not known how long it will take to get vote totals from DeKalb County. [………………………………………………………………………………………………………..This is the Republicans fault!! Oh…..wait!………There isn’t a Republican around for miles in the GA 4th……………………… Never mind. Rosanna Rosannadana [SNL]

The commie libs didn’t want an oil pipeline in Alaska in the first place. Shouldn’t they be happy the line is shut down for a few weeks??? But nooooooooooooooooo!! They bitch when it’s moving oil, and they bitch when it is shut down. Typical coomie lib idiot dumb ass Democrats [JDB]!!!

SCUBA diving in Kona [4 mile], I saw a fish with a huge nose that looked like JDB. He was mouthing off none stop until a grey reef shark ate him in one bite. He doesn’t have as much to say now. hehe, JCH

Here’s an interesting photo. This is a bunch of Young Republicans playing in steer manure. A bulldozer pushed a year’s supply of troll comments on HA — you know, “bullshit” — into a huge pile, and these yahoos are jumping up and down in it. http://technovision.net/images.....t-pile.jpg

(Note: I don’t usually like reporting such personal remarks, but in this case you can hardly understand the situation without them. I have no strong personal feelings about the senator.)

We assume the asterisked words rhyme with “rich” and “poor,” respectively. Anyway, what’s astonishing about these descriptions of Mrs. Clinton is that all of them come from Democrats. According to Bennett, 45% of Granite State Dems have a bad impression of her, and for many of them it is very bad indeed.

Nice trick, yet displays the lefty ignorance that seems to be replacing cow poop as the major source of methane gas. Start with the two years ending FY2001,(just after GW took office), and then end at the end of FY2003, just as the majority of the cuts were inacted. Better review even your biased source to see the projected increases beyond the FY2004 data, until 2010. As most of the tax cuts sunset after 2010 the receipts will go back down after that.

Please be advised that Mr. KLOWNSTEIN should heretofore be referred to as G-O-L-D-I-E (the feminine spelling) for obvious reasons.
GOLDIE is a “testicle-free zone”! -Commentby Mr. Cynical— 8/8/06@ 1:49 pm

If you were a Conneticut citizen… wouldn’t you be a little disconcerted that a guy YOU picked to be your Senatorial candidate who’s supposed to represent YOU in the federal government is flanked broadly by two public figures [Jesse “Shakedown Jacksoooooon and and Al “Tawana Brawlay” Sharpton] that have nothing to do with your state?

Drinking Liberally

What do we really do each week at Drinking Liberally? Well, this week I suppose I’ll propose a toast to good health for Fidel Castro (better intestinal fortitude?)…while…um…burning an American flag…and…and…we’ll sing the national anthem—in Spanish—while smoking Cuban cigars. Yeah…that’s the kind of fun we have each week.

Won’t you join us?

We meet at the Montlake Ale House (2307 24th Avenue E). The fun begins at 8:00 p.m.

Drinking Liberally is hosted by Seattle bloggers Nick Beaudrot of Electoral Math and Thehim of Blog Reload. If you find yourself in the Tri-Cities area this evening, check out Drinking Liberally at the Atomic Ale in Richland. Jimmy has the details.

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@19 You see moron, if you say you are for the war but won’t fight, that makes you a chicken hawk. If you say you are against the war why would you fight? Got it? Does it hurt to be that stupid? Do you mind being a coward? Does it take you two hours to watch 60 Minutes? Did your parents have any children that lived? Is there a reason you’re alive? Oh yes, I forgot. It’s against the law to kill you.

Fidel? Oh yeah, I forgot, Democrats love communist dictators who use, abuse, imprison, rape and kill their people. Who knows maybe Jimmie Carter, the most worthless US President in our history will show up to DL. He’s a big Fidel and Chavez fan.

Hmph. It would appear that Mike! would need an awful lot of help from the folks over on K Street to supplement that pittance of a Senatorial salary and continue to live in the style to which he’s no doubt accustomed.

A new InsiderAdvantage/Majority Opinion poll for the Democratic primary runoff in Georgia’s 4th Congressional district shows challenger Hank Johnson maintaining his lead over incumbent U.S. Representative Cynthia McKinney by a full 15 percentage points as the runoff election looms closer. McKinney’s totals moved up from the last poll late last week, but she still sat well behind former DeKalb County Commissioner Johnson.

What a great day. First Conservative Catholic hero, Mel Gibson, finally admits he made bigoted remarks (but he’s not anti-semitic!).

Then, Dori “I incorporate sexual innuendo in my schtick weekly, but I condemn any use of the f-word” Monson waves around a tabloid trash NY Sun editorial, claiming all these mentally ill religious zealots with (Republican sponsored) guns are all part of one big TERRORIST conspiracy.

What a hoot it was when Monson’s listeners all took his bait, claiming that we should call Friday’s tragic event a “terrorist act.” Monson even went so far to claim that Haq was just “faking” his Christianity, so as to conceal his real Muslim terrorist identity (I’m not kidding).

The Christian right sure is cracking up. JCH Kennedy actually started a trend for once!

Not to worry – JCH Kennedy is just recounting some old, old urban legends that go back to the “Bill Clinton Killed 30 people” days. If I believed half of REP Kennedy’s lies, I’d be a right wing mental case, too. (Let’s just hope – for his family and – one – friend’s sake he doesn’t own a gun)

Several people have accused Clinton of making anti-Semitic comments or slurs. In 2000, lawyer Paul Fray, who ran Bill Clinton’s failed 1974 run for Congress, claimed that after that defeat, Hillary Rodham, then Clinton’s girlfriend, raged that he (Fray) was a “Fucking Jew Bastard.” Fray’s wife and businessman Neil McDonald both claim to have witnessed this slur. [2] Hillary Clinton denied that she ever made such a remark and released a 1997 letter in which Fray apologized regarding statements he had made about her over the years. [3] In addition Fray had previously been disbarred for altering court documents and also suffered from a medical condition that caused erratic behavior and memory loss. [4] Moreover, Fray was only one-eighth Jewish, not one-half as a book detailing the accusation had claimed. [5]

Larry Patterson, a former Arkansas state trooper and bodyguard to Bill and Hillary Clinton who related a series of lurid accusations about the couple, then said he heard the couple use anti-Semitic slurs “10 to 20” times. He asserts that he has heard Hillary use the term “Jew Bastard” and called President Clinton a “Jew Boy” and a “Mother Fucking Jew.” [6]

In a discussion of the Fray allegation, Dick Morris, a former political advisor to President Clinton, asserted that a couple of years previously, Hillary Clinton had used a Jewish stereotype during an argument about consulting fees, stating “Money – that’s all you people care about is money.” [7]

The alleged target of Hilary’s “f*cking jew bastard” tirade was Paul Fray, and not Dick Morris. Fray was Bill Clinton’s campaign manager, and the alleged tirade was made after Bill Clinton lost his 1974 relection bid. I’m definitely not a Hilary fan, and she has a number of flaws, that I think make her less than Presidential, but I’m skeptical she’s an anti-Semite.

Sad news today. CPL Philip E. Baucus, age 28, died while serving his country in Anwar province in Iraq Saturday. CPL Baucus was the nephew of Montana Sen. Max Baucus, a Democrat. Sen. Baucus originally voted to authorize military action in 2002, but recently voted in favor of a phased withdrawal from Iraq.

Meanwhile, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, and Daniel Rumsfield never served, despite being of age during the Vietnam War. Neither of the Bush twins have volunteered to serve, nor (to my knowledge) have any of the offspring of Rove, Cheney, or Rumsfield.

Yet Republicans call Murtha, a combat veteran, a “coward” in the halls of Congress, because he questioned the wisdom of the administration’s military policy in Iraq. They also accuse Democrats, in general, of wanting to “duck and run” from Iraq. They threw mud at a combat veteran who ran against Bush in the last election, while daring the news media to report on Bush’s failure to complete his service in the Texas Air National Guard.

Perhaps the symbol of the Republican party should be changed from an Elephant to a ChickenHawk.

The alleged target of Hilary’s “f*cking jew bastard” tirade was Paul Fray, and not Dick Morris. Fray was Bill Clinton’s campaign manager, and the alleged tirade was made after Bill Clinton lost his 1974 relection bid. I’m definitely not a Hilary fan, and she has a number of flaws, that I think make her less than Presidential, but I’m skeptical she’s an anti-Semite.

Commentby ConservativeFirst [Wrong. That is NOT what Dick Morris said!!!!]

Rumsfield thinks he’s a modern-day Metternicht, but its pretty clear that much of the modern mess in the Gulf region is due to his incompetence, dating back to his days in the Ford and Reagan administrations. He’s quick to send in troops to try to fix problems he created by trying to play both sides of the fence for too long (i.e., arming both Iran and Iraq at the same time). He sent troops into Iraq without preparing the proper groundwork (i.e., assuming Turkey would allow us to launch and offensive from their territory, without bothering to confirm this with them in advance), and ignored and side-lined generals who warned him he didn’t have enough boots on the ground to properly occupy the country. Then when the Iraqi government army collapsed and its armories were open for weeks to any looter who could cart off as much as he could carry, Rumsfield claimed “no one could know” this would happen. Yea, like Bush claiming that “no one could know” of the devestation that would be caused by Katrina, despite warnings for years previously.

For decades the Army has been warning that our troops should avoid at all costs getting involved in urban warfare, especially in a city the size of Iraq. That is one of the reasons Bush I refused to carry the first Gulf War into Iraq. But Rumsfield chose to assume the best-case scenario, that we would be greeted with flowers and the overwhelming love of the Iraqi people, rather than take a more realistic approach that even a cursory history of Iraq (especially during years of British control) would have revealed.

He sent Humvees, which are really nothing more than big jeeps, into an urban warfare environment for which they were proven to be poorly suited in Somalia, some ten years previously. Soldiers had to use “hillbilly armour” to try to make up for the lack of armored vehicles, while Rumsfield denied that there was a problem, until he was forced to finally work on armoring the Humvees when confronted by a question at a press conference by a National Guard soldier from Tennessee.

A competent Secretary of Defense would have told the President that they didn’t have the troops available to fight in Afganistan and Iraq at the same time without a major increase in troop strength, which would include re-instituting the draft. He didn’t want to do this for political purposes, so he chose to believe the “rosy scenario” instead.

Rumsfield, who avoided service in Vietnam to go right into a government job at the White House during the Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II administrations, is an example of incompetence being rewarded by promotion in the Republican administrations.

This is not the kind of support our servicemen and women need. Showing up at a mess hall in Iraq to eat a meal with the troops while the camera is rolling is a poor substitute for competence and caring. The reality is that he cares more for his own career and priviledges of position than he does for the troops under his care.

And please note: “Supporting our Troops” is not the same thing as “Supporting Administration Policies”. I thought we had gotten rid of that a long time ago, when post-Vietnam we realized that blaming the troops for the Administration’s policies was a mistake. We started off okay in this war – supporting our troops regardless of how we felt about the wisdom of the war – but now the Bush administration, for partison political purposes, has again tried to equate “supporting our troops” onto “supporting the Bush administration”, by labeling anyone who disagrees with him as “not supporting our troops”. Its very bad public policy, because in the end its the troops that suffer. I finally had to remove the yellow ribbon off my car, because it has become equated with supporting Bush, rather than the troops. I’m looking for a bumber sticker which adequately makes the distinction.