SO YA NEED MONEY, AND YA NEED IT
FAST!? WELL HERE IS A FAST AND EASY
WAY TO CHANGE YOUR NICKELS AND DIMES
INTO QUARTERS!
HERE'S THE EQUIPMENT THAT YOU NEED
ACCESS TO IN A FAIRLY SECLUDED AREA:
1) A COPY MACHINE THAT IS OF FAIRLY
GOOD QUALITY.. (THE ONES AT MY
COLLEGE ARE SHITTY, BUT THEY WORK
ANYWAY...)
2) A CHANGE MACHINE THAT CHANGES 1'S
AND 5'S TO QUARTERS.
3) A 1 OR 5 DOLLAR BILL
4) A TABLE PAPER CUTTER THAT CUTS PAPER
EXACTLY STRAIGHT.
5) A LOT OF COURAGE!
OK WHAT YOU DO IS WALK INTO THE PLACE
AND COPY THE FACE SIDE OF YOUR DOLLAR.
PUT THE DOLLAR BILL FACE DOWN AND IN
THE EXACT MIDDLE OF THE MACHINE'S
WINDOW. THE FIRST TIME YOU DO THIS,
ONLY MAKE ONE COPY, BECAUSE IT MIGHT
NOT WORK CORRECTLY. WHEN YOU GET YOUR
COPIED DOLLAR BILL FROM THE MACHINE,
CHECK THE TONER AND MAKE SURE THAT IT
IS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL. IF ITS TOO
DARK OR TOO LIGHT, THEN ADJUST THE COPY
MACHINE ACCORDINGLY. WHEN YOU GET A
PERFECTLY CONTRASTED DOLLAR, TAKE IT
OVER TO THE PAPER CUTTER AND PUT THE
ORIGINAL DOLLAR OVER THE PAPER DOLLAR
AND SLICE THE DOLLAR OUT OF THE BIG
PIECE OF PAPER. NOW FOR THE PHUN PART.
MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO HIDDEN
CAMERAS IN THE ROOM WATCHING YOU, OR
YOU'LL BE CAUGHT FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!
WALK UP TO THE CHANGE MACHINE AND
CASUALLY SLIDE THE DOLLAR BILL INTO
THE MACHINE AND PUSH THE CARRIAGE
OR WHATEVER IN. IF THE DOLLAR COMES
BACK OUT THEN TAKE IT, RIP IT IN HALF
AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET. THROW IT
AWAY SOMEPLACE ELSE. BUT IF THE
JINGLING JOY OF QUARTERS COMES, YOU
WILL BE IN THE MONEY!!!! BUT WHEN YOU
DO IT, DO IT IN MASS AMMOUNTS, BECAUSE
IF YOU DO ONE A DAY, THEY'LL PROBABLY
POST A GUARD IN THERE OR SOMETHING...
THIS METHOD GOT ME $10 IN ONE SESSION,
BUT I'M SURE THE NEXT TIME I GO BACK
THERE I'LL MAKE A LOT MORE....HEH HEH
HAVE PHUN NOW, AND TELL ME YOUR RECORD
WINNINGS IN ONE DAY... BETTER THAN THE
LOTTERY!
------------->JUDGE DREDD