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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.

(I think they do that regularly in Jamaica. “No
problem.”)
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

But, it can be cut into a thousand pieces – I won’t
wait for that.
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.

So what if you sleep in front of the television?
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

I only wish some of the nuts I knew took that long to
reproduce.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.

Imagine what they would have saved had they eliminated first
class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this
tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser,
in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.

What if a bull is chasing her?
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)