Uggh, gotta laugh or you'll cry. I knew they weren't what they looked like after the first couple of weeks, but geez do they suck now. No fun to watch. I watch Jeopardy at 7 instead of hurrying to see the beginning of the games. Then again, us Mets fans are used to crappy play. It would be so much more enjoyable to just switch to the team across town, but i just can't do it
When I meet a Sox fan i tell them I hate the Stanks more than they do. They will win a ton of games this year (~ 105-110)

Batting out of order?? WTF, is this Little League? How in the fuck does that happen?

Lane splitting on your, ummm......what the fuck are these things called, anyways???

I had recently been thinking how stupid these things are. Well, I always think that. But you would lose one of the best advantages of riding a real moto since these things are too wide to lane split. How wrong I was! But... Each time she'd try to overtake someone she'd have to hang back and wait til the drivers in each lane realized she was there and moved over 3-4 feet. But it worked!

So maybe I should try lane splitting in my Tacoma. Or would I need to buy a beemer to be that much of an asshole?

The tail end of the video. I have been following the antics of our own Bobby Baker too much. Or click on the circle with a "6" in it to get to the relevant slide in the presentation. What's floating in tech support dude's coffee?? He must be having a really good day with his buddy Erl.

Things That Amuse You

No dog in this fight, but I went to a Harry Potter festival with the kids a couple months ago and the quantity of attractive costumed women was staggering. I don’t know what the spell for cleavage is, but somebody was performing it brilliantly and prodigiously. Sexy nerdy chicks can be a lot of fun.

Standing on the edge of a green run yesterday I noticed a 9 year old sliding by on a rental snowboard. Only his front foot was attached and he was sitting on the tail of the board while dragging his hand in the snow. As he passed I heard him scream, "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

Lane splitting on your, ummm......what the fuck are these things called, anyways???

I had recently been thinking how stupid these things are. Well, I always think that. But you would lose one of the best advantages of riding a real moto since these things are too wide to lane split. How wrong I was! But... Each time she'd try to overtake someone she'd have to hang back and wait til the drivers in each lane realized she was there and moved over 3-4 feet. But it worked!

So maybe I should try lane splitting in my Tacoma. Or would I need to buy a beemer to be that much of an asshole?

when the folks riding these things would give the motorcycle salute...