Males who are "nice guys" actually get along just fine in the baboon world, still getting to mate and maintaining lower stress levels than alpha males. Do you hear that, Jeanette? A baboon girl would appreciate me. I'm off to do a baboon.

"Most Elliptical Galaxies Are 'Like Spirals.'" That's exactly what the so-called scientist said, "like spirals." What are they letting marijuana-smoking valley girls be space scientists now? I'm saying! But they are like spirals though.

Huh, a new augmented reality iPad app uses futuristic NASA technology to know exactly where you are. I'm pretty okay with just me knowing where I am, and my iPad apps remaining ignorant. Because what might they do with that knowledge?