Nope. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen (no judgment here), Jamie is full-on hitched, married, tied up — oops, except you sort of already knew that last one. On April 27, 2013, Jamie married Liverpool, England native Amelia Warner. The 31-year-olds (Jamie is one month her senior) walked the aisle at a quaint ceremony in a country house in Somerset this past spring, and are doing superbly.

We’re not exactly sure how they met, but considering they’re both in the same industry, it was likely in that medium. (Note to selves: Take an acting class, stat.) Amelia is a singer, songwriter, and actress who performs under the stage name “Slow Moving Millie.” She has starred in the films Quills (2000) and Æon Flux (2005), among others. Various reports say that they either started dating in 2005 or 2007, but either way we know the couple got engaged in November 2012.

Before he popped the question, Jamie dated Keira Knightley from 2003–2005 while Amelia got tangled up with Colin Farrell. In fact, Amelia married Colin when she was 19 years old while the two were on a beach in Tahiti. Colin even tattooed her nickname on his ring finger, but they broke up after just a few months and the marriage was later revealed not to be legal. Ouch.

In June 2013, Jamie and Amelia were revealed to be expecting their first child. It is rumored that everyone who watches Jamie tear it up in Fifty Shades of Grey will also be expecting their first child shortly after witnessing his majesty on screen.