I do ride indoors sometimes in the winter, when the weather just won't let up. (Usually my road bike on rollers.) I generally set it up in front of the TV and there are certain TV-related rules.

- Sprint during commercials (This is getting harder as commercial breaks get longer.)

- Sprint for one minute if any of the following occur:

Bones says "He's dead, Jim."Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________Kirk gets the girlKirk outwits a computerKirk violates the prime directiveKirk's shirt gets rippedKirk bluffs his outKirk takes responsibility for the whole crewKirk saves the day with a stirring speechKirk kisses the girlKirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentenceKirk says "Phasers on stun"Spock shows emotionSpock uses the Vulcan neck pinchSpock looks into the science stationSpock refers to the doctor as illogicalSpock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demandedScotty pulls off a miraculous technological featScotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"Chekov promotes Russian historyChekov says "But Keptin...."Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'Sulu sets courseSulu has the conUhura says "Hailing frequencies open"Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languagesUhura singsYeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initialYeoman Rand serves coffeeNurse Chapel lusts after SpockKyle makes his appearance as transporter chiefLt. Leslie appears or is mentionedA redshirt diesThe weapons are powerlessThe transporter is inoperativeDilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missingCommunicators malfunctionThe shields are about to collapseThe Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able toThe Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien powerYou see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphereA newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed upSpecial effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

-Increase resistance settings if any of the following occur:

Kirk does not get the girlSulu gets a swordMajor character dies/is assumed deadStarfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/ordersThe episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNGLt. Leslie speaksAnybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century

mindgarden saidI do ride indoors sometimes in the winter, when the weather just won't let up. (Usually my road bike on rollers.) I generally set it up in front of the TV and there are certain TV-related rules.

- Sprint during commercials (This is getting harder as commercial breaks get longer.)

- Sprint for one minute if any of the following occur:

Bones says "He's dead, Jim."Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________Kirk gets the girlKirk outwits a computerKirk violates the prime directiveKirk's shirt gets rippedKirk bluffs his outKirk takes responsibility for the whole crewKirk saves the day with a stirring speechKirk kisses the girlKirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentenceKirk says "Phasers on stun"Spock shows emotionSpock uses the Vulcan neck pinchSpock looks into the science stationSpock refers to the doctor as illogicalSpock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demandedScotty pulls off a miraculous technological featScotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"Chekov promotes Russian historyChekov says "But Keptin...."Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'Sulu sets courseSulu has the conUhura says "Hailing frequencies open"Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languagesUhura singsYeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initialYeoman Rand serves coffeeNurse Chapel lusts after SpockKyle makes his appearance as transporter chiefLt. Leslie appears or is mentionedA redshirt diesThe weapons are powerlessThe transporter is inoperativeDilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missingCommunicators malfunctionThe shields are about to collapseThe Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able toThe Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien powerYou see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphereA newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed upSpecial effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

-Increase resistance settings if any of the following occur:

Kirk does not get the girlSulu gets a swordMajor character dies/is assumed deadStarfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/ordersThe episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNGLt. Leslie speaksAnybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century