And here we see an ancient pagan fertility… Doh!

In a movie promoting publicity stunt, a giant rendition of Homer Simpson clutching an oversized doughnut was painted (in biodegradable water-based paint) greeting the Cerne Abbas giant. Local pagans are upset… proving that Muslims and Christians haven’t cornered the market on “lacking a sense of humor” yet. Apparently, they’re going to do “rain magic” to wash the offending fat man away. I think it’ll be ironic appropriate if they now have a drought.