11/12/2011

So yesterday was the 11 day of the 11th month of (no, not the year 11 but the year) 2011.

So what, you might think, and you would be right.

But as we saw exemplified by our favorite little cult some people, "many of them with college education and some with doctoral titles" think that numbers are magic and eventually a magic ritual performed on a magic date (if you want to read the numerology BS of MISA click here) will result in the literal deaths of tens of thousands of the imagined enemies of a group of non-meat eating people because that (eating meat) would contradict the non-violence principle of yoga. But praying for the death of others and rejoicing over the death of other human beings via atomic bombing in a subterranean closed place is very spiritual and in no way conflicting with the principle of non-violence.* Makes perfect sense doesn't it?

So on this special day the superstitious (and malicious) performed a ritual (to ask their imaginary friend to kill their enemies) and more rational people wrote articles like this.

What did you do on this (not) special day?

*the first claim is made by MISA leader Gregorian Bivolaru based on some crazy conspiracy website he was told about (I highly doubt that he actually read it himself because I've heard him speck English), the second one is my personal opinion based on the fact that I am a human being who doesn't jump from joy when I hear that other people have died. Hey maybe I'm too demonic and not in tone with "teh spiritual" to get how that is compatible with the claim of being spiritual and a yogi and in tune with god's mind.

11/11/2011

Language and logic are apparently to extremeley difficult subjects for astro(logy)-physicist Mihai Stoian leader of MISA's northern European branch NATHA.

Here's the latest pearl from his personal blog:

In contrast to the common notion of a flash mob which is based more on anarchy than spontaneity, and which reflects the current mediocre and decadent state of art today, Anima Mundi’s ‘flash mob’ performances at the metro were extremely well thought out and planned down to the last detail. Consequently, they gave room for the divine spontaneity to manifest, allowing the hearts of the audience to open up to the sublime resonances which the performers manifested through their beings. In a place which is usually reserved for the fleeting passing of people busy about their daily activities, their minds filled with a myriad of thoughts and ideas as they hurry on to the future, the unusual presence of the archangels and angels momentarily turned the mundane into something profoundly spiritual, transporting those who stopped to watch the marvel unfold into a sacred world where sublime aspirations and divine revelations reign.

11/08/2011

In an interesting (and according to
MISA beliefs impossible) synchronicity the MISA affiliated Delia
Carreon from the Open your heart project wrote a decent piece about
the notion of forgiveness on her blog. You can read that here.

The synchronicity is that I just read
this after reading the partial transcript and listening to the
partial audio of the latest of Gregorian Bivolaru's (MISA's spiritual
leader) conferences about the extraordinary good news that over
60.000 people have died in an atomic bomb attack by the US army
certain gigantic underground cities. You can download the first part of the conference here. And here's a partial transcript with the most gruesome details highlighted (it's in Romanian).

Why do I say that this is an impossible
synchronicity according to MISA beliefs? Because according to popular
MISA superstition (I use the term superstition because this notion
has 0 evidence besides the active imaginations of MISA students)
synchronicities only happen to you if you are on a right path and are
doing god's will. And since I'm writing this and I regularly visit
and write on the most demonic website on the entire demonic and
preponderantly yang Internet and since I have left the only true and
right spiritual path that exists (aka MISA) that means that I have
failed certain (but never mentioned and never explained) spiritual
tests and I have brought on myself demons that torture me I could
never ever experience such a divine blessing.

About Me

I am a former yoga student of the Romanian self declared "yoga school" MISA (Mișcarea de Integrare în Absolut) a Christian/yoga/new age cult. I was (officially) their student/disciple/sympathizer/member/etc. for four years.