Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Gift That Keeps Giving

So today I got a text from a lady I used to know, saying she couldn't stop thinking about me. Well, actually she said she was still pissed at me for giving her the Herp and if I didn't soon die in a fiery pile of infected dildos, she'd see to it.
But at least she is thinking of me.
Herp. The gift that keeps on giving.