I don’t do the tweet thing but as an ardent Kings Fan hailing from just a few miles east of “The Puddle” I will throw my hat into the ring here…

You know you’re a Ducks fan when…

Finding parking at your arena is easier than your mom

“Colorful” language is cause for legal action

You hear the term icing and have an uncontrollable craving for cupcakes

You’re pretty sure the blue line is the straight-to-video sequel to The Green Mile

When you see a latino kid in a Kings jersey at a stop light and you roll up your windows

When you remember that time when the guy sitting behind you at “The Puddle” wearing a Kings jersey rode your ass hard all game long, had your girlfriend in stitches and got your mom’s digits and you all you could muster was a sheepish grin and a thumbs up “bro”