A To D List – The Rankings – Part Eight

Liza Minelli – Former A list mostly movie actress who could
do anything anywhere and now is a little too short for life’s big events.
Lupita Nyong'o – B list mostly movie actress
who will be a B list even if we never see her in another film. Always a
possibility. Fame can be fleeting.

Madonna – Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who tried her
hand at acting and directing and must have used someone else’s hand because it
was awful.
Maggie Gyllenhaal – B list mostly movie actress who you always keep remembering
in one role despite any other movie she stars in.
Maks and Val Chmerkovskiy – The first is an A list reality star on an A list
network reality show and Val is a B lister. Both foreign born. Both always willing
to have sex with any female anytime anywhere.
Malcom McDowell – Former A list mostly movie actor who faded away until a cable
television role plucked him back into mainstream consciousness. A brilliant
actor.
Marcia Gay Harden – B list mostly television actress who should be A list
because of her talent. An Emmy win from one of her noms would have put her a
win away from an EGOT.
Mariah Carey – Married A list everything except acting. Diva skills are an A+.
Mario Lopez – B list talk show host who you could make an argument should be an
A list talk show host but then he would just hit on more women.
Marion Cotillard – Foreign born B list mostly movie actress who has the amazing
name when she says it anyway. When I say it people think I am ordering collard
greens.
Marisa Tomei – Permanent B list mostly movie actress who most people think
should have stayed in network television.
Mariska Hargitay – B list mostly television actress who has been a fixture for
close to two decades on one of those long running shows that will be around
longer than a Paris Hilton STD. Brilliant actress who I enjoy staring at.
Marc Anthony – A list entertainer(singer) in his first language and B list in
all others who manages to bed some of the world’s most beautiful women. They
probably are blind and we don’t know it.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen – Former A list tweeners who thankfully don’t act
any longer and are content to drink coffee and dress like homeless people who
managed to fin a fur in a dumpster.
Mary Tyler Moore – Former A+ list mostly television actress turned studio mogul
turned actress who only gets remembered at black tie events where they present
awards. Brilliant actress.
Matthew Perry – Former A list mostly television actor who is a great actor and
blew multiple chances. Star of one of my favorite canceled network shows of
all-time.
Matthew Rhys – B list mostly television actor who gets confused with the lush
actor and is on a second hit show of his career.
Megan Fox – Married B list mostly movie actress who is only allowed out of the
house during daylight hours and only when accompanied by her tool of a husband.
Mel Gibson – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who has a problem with certain
groups of people and isn’t shy about sharing that while drunk.
Meryl Streep – A list mostly movie actress. The Academy Award should be changed
to her name.
Michael Bay – A list movie director who makes box office explosions as big as
his love of hookers.
Michael Douglas – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who tries to sleep with
women at a 10-1 ratio of movies completed.
Michael J. Fox- Former A-list mostly television actor who struck gold twice in
television but hasn’t been able to do so since his peak a couple of decades
ago.
Michael Keaton – Former A list mostly movie actor who is tied for or maybe just
a close second place in the best performance of this character.
Michelle Rodriguez – B list television and movie actress who got lucky with two
roles. Blew one of them and may get kicked out of the other one.
Michelle Williams – B list mostly movie actress who gets a lot of play because
of her name and what happened to her but is no greater than lots of other
actresses who also got their starts on a great show which should have a
reunion.
Mick Jagger – Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves women as much as
he does lifts.

Mick Jagger is only a Permanent A lister? More like a permanent A+ or A++ lister like Paul McCartney should be. Afterall, the man is kind of a living legend with a song written about his legendary moves.

You're right, Slap. But still, there might be something that can be done. For example, with the A ratings, maybe something like: A+++, A+, Forever A, A, A-, Almost A, Former A. Would be a lot of work for someone, but what a handy tool. Or maybe, just put everything A or "near A' under A list, so that at least the blind solver doesn't have to waste time reading all of the B, C, and D names and information.

So the blind from earlier this month about the potential EGOT winner who ends up in physically abusive relationships and takes it out on the crew of whatever she's working on is Marcia Gay Harden I guess.

@rajah Michelle Williams was a one note actress on DC, just like all the others, apart from when she died and i actually might have cried (although she did just lie there and not have to act so…). I love that DC is called a great show though.

Of course Jagger is perms A+ list. I don't really have any quibbles about these. I've always contended that there should either be two lists or they should be more comprehensive. There are those who are A+ in name recognition, tops of blogs and top pap photo sellers like the Lardassians, for example. Zero talent. How do you quantify that next to someone like Harden who's a great actress, but doesn't sell tabloids or make ppl talk?

Well, Lupita is reportedly going to be in the next Star Wars movie so that should up her status in Enty's eyes. Lupita could very well become the next Natalie Portman. She's certainly savvy and intelligent enough.

Wasn't Mariah Carey permanent or forever A+ list just a few weeks ago in a reveal? Did a different person come up with this list than who does most of the blinds? Because the inconsistency is pretty ridiculous.

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