Kevin Youkilis Impregnates & Marries Tom Brady’s Sister; Batting .174

Joe Kinsey

Big news out of Boston this afternoon concerning what is possibly bothering Kevin Youkilis this season. The guy is off to a smoking hot 8-for-46 start (.174) with only two doubles. Bobby Valentine called out the guy and the next thing you know all hell is breaking loose. Now comes news that Youk and Tom Brady’s sister, Julie, got married in a very small wedding last week. Why get married during the season? Julie Brady is pregnant!

The couple, who have been dating for more than a year, swapped “I dos” in a small ceremony at their Weston home with only immediate family in attendance, according to the groom.

“It was definitely the greatest off day of my life,” Youk told WAAFmorning man Greg Hill. “It was a lot of fun, good times. I know there has been some rough times with baseball, but — I don’t usually talk about this — but it’s something good and I wanted to share.”

The guy promptly went 0-for-4 in the 100th anniversary game against the Yankees and is 1-for-8 since the wedding.

Maybe Valentine was right all along. Maybe the shotgun wedding and spermination was on his mind. Pressure from Brady? So many angles to this one.