Fixed? Maybe, but I don’t see how it can be fixed when the judges get the deciding vote, and in a competition where probably only two acts have any potential whatsoever, you might as well keep the combustible one nobody likes, even if she forgets the words to every other song.

But anyway, one plus this week. Cheryle Cole actually managed to outduel Dannii in the fashion stakes, albeit mainly due to a catastrophic choice on Saturday from the Aussie.