The 11 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stoner Chick

Finding the right girl to spend the rest of your days with is more than a difficult task. As you get older, you start to realize there are more f*cking crazy bitches out there than you ever imagined. The girl you pick up at the bar is always fine for the one-night stand, but what about the girl for the longer journey? The girl you're gonna stay up with and hang out with on Sunday afternoon?

There's a rare breed out there that will always be down for a Seth Rogen film and McDonald's breakfast at 5 a.m.; she will become better friends with your bros than you and will always be there with a lighter, she's your neighborhood stoner chick. If you haven't met one yet or are still not sure, here's the 11 reasons why you should date a stoner chick. (Preferably, her name will be Mary Jane.)