Lindsay Lohan Puts Herself On House Arrest

Lindsay Lohan, acting in the capacity of a ruling judge, has placed herself under house arrest. The decision comes a week after she was accused of driving her Porsche into a club manager.

Lohan was attempting to navigate a crowd of paparazzi at the Hookah Lounge and denies that she struck the individual in question:

"Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I've been at community service," Lohan wrote on Twitter. "Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn't even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi."