True or false: You wrote
Showgirls so you could deduct
"lap-dancing" as a business
expense.
Which took longer that day:
writing Sliver or combing your
hair?
In your opinion, which causes
more psychic distress: duping
some hippie journalist out of an
article and calling it your own,
or divorcing your wife to marry
her best friend?
You and Ovitz in a cage match. He
gets a heavy blunt phone, you
get a very sharp pencil. Who
wins?
Which of the following lines of
your dialogue is the most
autobiographical?
"I like having nice tits."
"I am not a whore!"
"You got something wrong with
your nipples?"