Google has shoved a background image on the homepage. Well I have a few theories about what they'll do next:

1) Random flashing lights.
2) A joint operation with Sony to bring out the next piece of shit that doesn't work.
3) Tetris with the letters G, O, O, G, L, and E as blocks as the background image with sound effects, blinking lasers and explosions.
4) Different backgrounds depending on the weather in your location.
5) Sell themselves to Sony.
6) Copy every single thing that Bing does. (Ohhh wait...)
7) Different theme music for every page on Google.
8) 10,000 links to new stupid Google extras.
9) Overcomplicating of the simple.
10) Complete removal of the search bar and all search functions.