Spoken by Laurel while holding another vampire's severed
head in one hand and his entrails in the other:

"Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his
stomach. Actually, it's through his backbone."

"So let me get this straight.I
have two stakes sticking out of my back?"

"You can't suck through Conrad!"

"I will eat you.I mean that
literally."

"So is he gonna try and stake me with my own arm?"

"If I'm in the guy and I frenzy, I'm just gonna keep sucking."

(pause)

"That is...SO...wrong."

"Holy...That's a lot of sheep."

"Stake Owain with a cold one!"

"Every human is a sixth-generation vampire?"

"My knowledge is frickin' tight."

"The militia is maliciously delicious!"

"Who wants to shred some fleshies?"

J'oa's interesting use for Celerity:

"I wonder how many bodies I can suck dry in one turn."

"Humping my leg is not part of the blood bond."

"And before you know it, Raeli and Laurel are off blowing
blood points in the forest somewhere."

"No self-respecting paranoid delusional would be blood
bonded to the person who killed her kid!"

"We're just going to have to accept the fact that we're
blood bonded to an idiot and move on!"

"So if I see him getting slaughtered inside, can I just
stay outside and roast some weenies?"

"Let's see...you're in the forest, you're at the safehouse,
you're a squashed bug..."

"You can't diablerize a seventh-generation bug!"

"This campaign is, like, Sabbat party zone."

Repeated by Tamar after every nice thing she says about
Laurel:

"Oops, sorry, that's the blood bond talking."

"Since a bat's concept of Big Nasty might be different
than our concept of Big Nasty..."

"You just told someone that an animal identified him as
a Big Nasty!Don't you see anything wrong with
that?"

"You've opened up a can of worms, Mike.Let's hope it's tasty."

Interesting 3 am explanations for noisy heaters:

"They trapped the Nosferatu in the basement because he's
an excellent dehumidifier.They just squeeze him
out every couple of days.Meanwhile, he hangs
out in the furnace shouting "Blooooood!" and banging on the pipes with a spoon."

"We have to gross out the Nosferatu?"

Regnant and thrall pillow talk:

"We're just like the Three Musketeers.Laurel, Raeli, and Tamar."

"Yeah, except we're, like, a thousand years too early."

"And a thousand years too old."

"And I dunno how many years too female."

Campaign motto:

"NO SEX, JUST BLOOD!"

"Wake up, continue the eternal struggle..."

"Make him realize that he's still being sucked upon!"

Laurel and a Nosferatu are feeding on one another...

"He's just kissing.He never
penetrates."

"Well, there's an image I didn't need."

"We took on some axe-wielding nutcases who didn't like
forestry..."

"Why not, I diablerize him!"

"Has it been another day yet?'Cause
I'd really like to frenzy."

"The idea here is to be subtle.Except
for the angry part."

"That, and they liquefy Nosferatu for our pleasure."

In the Famous Last Words department...

"Teach me, I can regenerate!"

"Where is this mage, that I might grope him?"

"3 out of 2 princes require Owain's death."

"I think that guy who just froze you with a wave of his
hand is a mage."

"Very good!Did you use Auspex
to figure that out?"

"So much for the Masquerade, eh there, comrade?"

"I knew that conversation was STUPID!God would not have let me botch that roll otherwise!"

"I don't want anything to do with a guy who can bitch-slap
me without touching me."

"I smell toasty vampire coming up here..."

"We're all corpses.You two
are just the less mobile ones."

"Yes, technically the horse would have a Faith rating of
5..."

"It does this kind of happy wolf thing..."

"I wasn't questioning his motive!I was questioning what he was gonna do with it!"