March 28, 2008

Some joker at Time magazine asks how will Fox News remodel itself once the Bush era has ended?

Fucking duh. Sure, Bush will be gone, but Rove's legacy of smear and slime will unfortunately linger, like the disgusting remnants of an evil, wet, messy dump. It will be a new lease on life for them -- imagine, without Bunnypants' ass to kiss they'll be able to spend all their time in constant, unremitting Dem bashing, 24/7 on and on and on and on. And if McCain is elected? They'll kiss his ass because he has an "R" after his name and spend all their time in constant, unremitting Dem bashing, 24/7 on and on and on and on.

Last week or so Undie Lib asked me who I'd prefer as the Democratic nominee. As of today, I'd prefer the one who, after being sworn in as President, will rip into every one of those slimy knuckledragging fuckwads that have fucked the country over for so long, rip their stupid dittomonkey heads off and shit down their necks, pound their asses into cabbage, and with the bloody remnants of their shrivelled balls still hanging from his/her teeth, pump the air with a double middle-finger salute, shouting fuck you, dickheads! It's over! You're toast!! And then spend the next 4 - 8 years continuing to shit all over them and their asslubed enablers in the media. I want to see real investigations. I want to see the SCLM's bloody skidmarks as they're unceremoniously thrown out of the WH and Air Force One. I want to see the FCC forced to shut down Fox News when the only people willing to appear on their shows are their stable of trashtalking, circlejerking, frothing troglodytes, one of whom, in their rage, will certainly say something criminal. I want to see Karl Rove and his insufferable subhuman minions hauled off in chains. Oh yes. Oh yes.

I don't want to torture these evil fucks. I just want all their property seized, their names forever listed as mass murderers, and them to disappear, never to be seen or heard from again....ANYONE who has directly profited from, or lied to lead us to, this illegal war ought to be considered fair game.