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"Completely misses the point"? That WRITER completely misses the point. New for you, writer: Robert Smith's knows more in his pinkie fingernail about what it's like to actually experience purple haze than you probably ever will and it is perfectly expressed in this brilliant re-envisioning. You're a writer who doesn't even know enough not to use confusing grammar in your column title.

the grammar isn't confusing. "classic rock covers" is the noun/subject. "terrible" is the adjective modifying that noun. and it's accurate. unlistenable cover...and i have no problem with a "reimagining."