char – la – tan (n): A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud.

There goes Desmond Howard's chances at being the new First Take moderator. Maybe it's something with University of Michigan grads and Skip Bayless? Whatever the case, Desmond Howard needs to be honored with an ESPY tonight for Best Performance In The Field Of Excellence And Bravery In Social Media. It's not too often you'll see a Bristolite call out another Bristolite in public, but this statement of truth needs to be rewarded by somebody. Kudos to you Desmond, kudos.

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