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They love you! They will do anything. They could kiss you. They could bow to Darktan. They could even nurse Xorai back to health when Flywish injures him. They started shortly after Mabel X was created. Most soon became enemies of Flywish, Corai, Mabel, Swiss Ninja, and Baby N..

Patricia: A powerful chick of SkyBound fame, she has a heart of gold and sees nothing but good in everything... except Cream Soda.

Marvin Lardner Monarch II: The greatest civil rights leader of all time and soon to be a Saint, this Non-Member and megabishop believed in equality and treated every penguin the same, and like family. His kindness, compassion, and advocacy nearly toppled EBUL, until he was deleted by a heartless wretch (see the section on TurtleShroom here).

Goody386: Lollipop386's brother. He'll do anything to be nice and help people.

TurtleShroom Jones: Though as pure as snow and largely considered incorruptible, he has shown a morbid side in the past, seeming perfectly okay and even amused by waterboarding, and is not above using cruel methods, such as torture, to advance the common good or bring forth justice. Even if his goals are pure, the end does not justify the means. TurtleShroom's position is debated because he carries most of the Goody Two-Shoes traits, but also bares several traits that a true Goody wouldn't possess. Does waterboarding Marvin's killer make one bad? Does torturing a criminal make one evil? Does doing bad to do good make it okay? These questions have landed TSP in the grey.

The Safety Team is a sub-division of the Goody-Two Shoes. They go around telling people to do the "safe" thing and tell them to watch out for danger, and protect them, although they are usually too cowardly to do anything useful. Members include Safety the Penguin and DeXapod.

*Most Bureau members did not directly participate in the Great Darktonian Pie War and were unseen, but tilted the plot towards the side of Justice.**Name of the collective forces against Darktan, so some were fighting for their own selfish intentions.