Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Fun Facts

* Thomas Jefferson lit a Roman Candle immediately after signing the Declaration of Independence after he was overheard saying.. "In fact, I declare I am about to pursue me some happiness right now, crackers!"

* The Chinese could kill us all, at least the United States. All it would take is one 4th of July, they could just load the fireworks with actual explosives. Even if they didn't get all of us they would still probably take out most of the South.

* Liberals are probably highly vulnerable to cults. They like a good dictatorial leader telling them how to think. Plus I know for a fact that they love them some kool-aid.