GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR

BACK in the day, I use to make money, caddying at a local golf course. 1 dollar for 9 holes, plus a 25 cent soda. Topped with a bag of planters nuts. RED SODA WATER

This particular day, another kid and I were waiting for a pickup. We were being driven to Arkansas to caddy. The golf course had sand greens

We were waiting beside a little pond. Our conversation turned to water moccasins’, After about 15 , minutes of talking all “hell broke out”.

Something cold blooded and slimy, went up my right britches leg. Picture the scene? I hit the ground crying and in a panic,,Scared the hell-o out of Paul. ‘I YELLED HELP ME OLD GOD HELP ME?’ Paul wasn’t about to pull something cold and slimy out of my britches leg!!

After, what seemed forever? The cold slimy snake ? Crawled out of pants..( I was pant less in about 5 minutes.)