This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, with 135 top quality entries. Judging was tough, but I was never able to get the thought of Sheryl Crow's 'woman business' out of my mind, making the pick for the overall winner a cinch... The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Arcticman Speaks!) - "The smell of Sheryl Crow's 'woman business' hung heavily in the air that morning."

2) (fustian) - "Is that a steaming pile of democrat foreign policy I see on the carpet?"

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Note to self, when the proprietor of an Amsterdam brothel asks if you want to have some fun with a little filly ask for additional clarification."

Honorable Mention

4) (Rodney Dill) - "Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver."

5) (Jason) - "Mr. Ed in the foyer with the lead pipe."

6) (Peter F.) - "I swear, it was self-defense. Sonny said he was going to put my head in some guy's bed to deliver a 'message.'"

The Best Musically Inspired Caption Award is a tie:

(No One of Consequence) - "A horse is a horse (a corpse! a corpse!)"

(Abigail) - "I get knocked down, but I get up again; you're never gonna keep me down!"

The Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will return Friday. In the meantime try your hand at Wizbang Blue's caption contest where you can vote on the entries.