Another precious Sunday afternoon has come and gone, leaving just one game left before another work week begins. The New York Giants host the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday Night Football, so sit back and enjoy the game with KSK. Who knows, maybe Crying Giants Fan will make his return to the comment section? Eh, probably not. After all, the Yankees game is on.

New England 35 – 7 Tampa Bay

Well the game was awful, but the crowd at Wembley Stadium seemed to enjoy themselves for the most part. Tampa could never get anything going on offense, thanks in part to Josh Johnson’s three interceptions. Tom Brady threw a couple of his own, although his miscues were offset by three touchdown passes. Wes Welker delighted the masses with a performance that Brits would likely call “Giggs-ian”. He caught 10 passes for over 100 yards and scored a first quarter touchdown. First round pick Josh Freeman saw his first action of the season after Josh Johnson was pulled late in the game.

Matt Cassel is still awful (10/25 for 90 yards with one touchdown and three interceptions). Marmalard hooked up with Vincent Jackson five times for 142 yards and a touchdown, almost all of it coming in an explosive first half.

Pittsburgh 27 – 17 Minnesota

It was a pretty even 13-10 game heading into the last quarter before shit started getting crazy. The Vikings had a 74-yard drive end abruptly when Brett Favre was stripped of the ball resulting in a 77-yard touchdown return by Lamarr Woodley. Percy Harvin answered back immediately with an 88-yard kickoff return for a touchdown to bring Minnesota back within three points. The Vikings were soon driving again with a chance to tie or take the lead in the final minute when a pass from Favre bounced off of Adrian Peterson and directly into the arms of Keyaron Fox. The Steelers linebacker returned the interception 82-yards for the game-sealing score.

Green Bay 31 -3 Cleveland

Anybody who was eliminated from their suicide pool this week is a fucking moron.

Houston 24 – 21 San Francisco

After going down 21-0 before halftime Mike Singletary benched Shaun Hill in favor of former top pick Alex Smith. Believe it or not, that actually worked. Smith tossed three touchdown passes to fellow first round disappointment Vernon Davis, but they were unable to secure a win. Andre Johnson was sent to the hospital after sustaining a chest injury late in the game.

New York Jets 38 – 0 Oakland

The most anticipated benching of the season finally arrived when JaMarcus Russell’s long leash finally snapped. Russell turned the ball over three times in the first quarter (2 picks and a fumble), although he wasn’t pulled until after Oakland’s quick three-and-out to start the second quarter. Things didn’t get much better after Russell’s exit, but at least nobody had to watch him play anymore. The Jets dominated the game on the ground, rushing for over 300 yards. Shonn Greene broke out for 144 yards and 2 touchdowns with Thomas Jones adding 121 yards and a score. Greene’s role will only grow from here, because Leon Washington’s season is probably over after snapping his fibula.

It’s a game like this that truly makes you appreciate the NFL’s Red Zone channel. They cut away to show meaningless scores elsewhere, but I never felt like I was missing key parts of the one really good late game. Drew Brees rallied following four earlier turnovers to lead the Saints on four scoring drives (23 points) in the final 17 minutes. Tracy Porter capped the comeback win with an interception returned for a touchdown with two minutes left.

Darren Sharper had a pick-six of his own earlier in the team’s 36-point second half. The score gave Sharper more touchdowns this season (3) than any running back, wide receiver, or tight end on the Washington Redskins.

Buffalo 20 – 9 Carolina

Sources tell KSK that this game happened. They were unable to confirm why. Jake Delhomme threw three interceptions, yet he was not among those quarterbacks benched this week. At this point it’s safe to assume that John Fox is attempting to hasten his departure in an effort to gain the inside track on the Washington job.

Cincinnati 45 – 10 Chicago

Carson Palmer threw five touchdown passes, including four on consecutive possessions to start the game. Jay Cutler did not (three interceptions and two fumbles).

Cedric Benson had a dream day against his old team with 189 rushing yards and a touchdown. Matt Forte did not (24 rushing yards).

Dallas 34 – 21 Atlanta

Okay, maybe I underestimated the Cowboys a little bit. Miles Austin now has 16 catches for 421 and 4 touchdowns in his two games as a starter in Dallas (171 and two scores today). Tony Romo delivered with a nearly perfect performance (20-28 296 yards 3/0), and recently demoted Patrick Crayton responded with two touchdowns (one on a punt return). However Roy Williams continues to suck, which is oddly comforting.

Too bad Man Utd couldn’t get Wes Welker in their game today. They seriously lacked that grittiness and lost!

10.25.09 at 8:09 pm

Slideshow Bob

No mention of the refs giving the game to the Steelers with a phantom tripping call on the Rice TD pass just b4 the fumble touchdown?

/im just kidding, please Ape dont scream at me.

10.25.09 at 8:11 pm

obit_rice

i’m not kidding, that was a terrible call. fuck the stillers and their refs.

/not a favre fan either

10.25.09 at 8:12 pm

synapticmisfires

Panther fans should seek a court injuction to keep Delhomme off the field.

The Buccaneers versus the Patriots playing in London: the NFL’s own little fuck you to the British Navy. After all, nothing’s more popular in England than pirates and American revolutionaries.

10.25.09 at 8:20 pm

Gino Tourettsa

The Royal British Navy?

It’s nothing more than rum, sodomy and the lash!

10.25.09 at 8:21 pm

Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock

@synapticmisfires: The Panthers were fucking awful. I’m a Bills fan, and I still can’t wrap my head around how they won that game. Delhomme is mindblowingly incompetent.

10.25.09 at 8:23 pm

Tracer Bullet

Is there any point to the rest of the NFC playing out the year? Only the Patriots stand between the Saints and an undefeated season and nobody is knocking them off once they get home field advantage. Fuck, I don’t want to live in a world where the Ain’ts win a Super Bowl.

10.25.09 at 8:23 pm

Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock

And man, Faith Hill wears the shit out of that sweater dress. I think I would enjoy fucking her.

10.25.09 at 8:24 pm

YinzJumboReddUpN'at?

I wish to bear Faith Hill’s babies.

10.25.09 at 8:24 pm

newhopeinKC

Snap! Keith Olberman just called the Bucs the Silly Nannies. He totally ripped off a joke made on this site that was ripped off a joke made on a cartoon. Well done gentlement. You’ve got something good when you’ve got Keith Olberman on board.

10.25.09 at 8:25 pm

newhopeinKC

Shit. Gentlemen, not gentlement. I’m not sure what flavor you guys are. Very presumptuous of me. My bad.

10.25.09 at 8:27 pm

Old Gregg

@ obit_rice: Pittsburgh had a touchdown called back because of a phantom offensive PI on the other side of the field. Bad calls happen in every game to every team. Don’t commit crushing turnovers in the red zone and you won’t have to resort to sounding like a pussy.
/Can also be applied to Seahawk and Cardinal fans

10.25.09 at 8:30 pm

Gino Tourettsa

I’m not going to take the easy road and blame the refs for my Vikings’ horrible loss to the Steelers. I blame the Jews.

/drains yet another Jameson.

10.25.09 at 8:31 pm

WhatWouldPupleJesusDo

Sweet tinted glasses, Andrea Kremer

10.25.09 at 8:31 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

I almost commented that there were a lot of blowouts today until I scrolled up and saw the post title was Blowouts,etc, etc. Fuck, this cheaq bourbon really works.

“That’s not a blow to the head?” No, Kurt. It’s not. Unfortunately, I’m not sure your religion allows another man to give you a “blow the the head.”

10.25.09 at 8:48 pm

El Nene

Cincy/Chicago no question. The bears show flashes of being a competent team from time to time. Can not say the same about the other choices.

10.25.09 at 8:52 pm

Al Michaels' syphillis

Al Michaels got burned by a little girl with a curl

10.25.09 at 8:52 pm

RickyWilliams'sBong

I apparently just went wandering through the grocery store, having had…er…a few drinks, mumbling, “Fucking Teddy Ginn,” repeatedly.

And I’m right. Fucking Teddy Ginn. Please tell me there’s some thug in Little Congo or fucking whatever shithole in Miami with the stones to hunt Ted Ginn down and take his knees out with a crowbar.

10.25.09 at 8:53 pm

t3knomanser

“Whah, I got screwed by officiating.”

Officiating is like the weather: you can’t do anything about it, and it’s going to change the outcome of the game. Deal with it.

And yes, there was also a bad call against the Steelers that canceled a touchdown. So it’s hardly like the Vikes got screwed out of any more points than the Steelers. The biggest difference is that Ben didn’t fumble and then watch it get run back for a TD because he didn’t want to risk getting hit by the big mean blocker. That’s what Jeff Reed is for.

I haven’t sat and watched replay after replay of the tripping call, but the way it looked to me is that the Vike went low to make a block, slipped, and got his legs tangled up in Harrison’s, and Harrison went down. Now, when you use your legs, to knock someone off their feet by striking their legs, there’s a word for it… hold on… it’s coming to me… on the tip of my tongue… a “T” word…

Was it tickytack? Probably. But it’s not completely blown. And nobody’d care if Farve hadn’t coughed up the ball on the next play.

10.25.09 at 8:53 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Coughlin is gonna go purple.

10.25.09 at 8:55 pm

Cutlerfucker

Packers won. Favre lost. Bears lost.

All in all the perfect day.

10.25.09 at 8:56 pm

Old Gregg

@ obit_rice: It was certainly key, just like the Steelers’ overturned touchdown, but since that happened in the first quarter most people forgot about it. After going through the Kordell Stewart era (6 picks and one fumble in two home AFC championships), one learns that late-game turnovers are far more damaging than anything the refs can do.

10.25.09 at 8:57 pm

DixieNormess

Steeler haters will always fucking abound. Favre’s turnovers and Childress’ play calling in the Red Zone cost them the game. Not the Refs. Mendenhall gift wrapped your shit and you couldn’t open it.

10.25.09 at 8:57 pm

Old Gregg

Forgot to add obligatory “/Harrison is held on every play” tag

10.25.09 at 8:58 pm

Rob in WI

Packers won. Favre lost. Bears lost.

All in all the perfect day.

Vikings and Favre lost… let’s not lose sight of actual hatred here.

But otherwise, yeah.

10.25.09 at 9:00 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

I’m pretty sure the refs made Brett fumble and throw an interception at the end of that game. THE REFS BLEW IT!

10.25.09 at 9:01 pm

Reggie Bush's Pimp

I was really impressed how the Saints almost lost to the Dolphins.

36 points in one half is “almost losing”? I’ll take it every weekend!

10.25.09 at 9:03 pm

Old Gregg

It should be a rule that any time a team has a free play, the ball must travel at least 50 yards in the air.

10.25.09 at 9:09 pm

Cutlerfucker

I have a feeling that one of these days Jeff Feagles’ leg is going to fall off during a game.

10.25.09 at 9:14 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Cutlerfucker: As long as nobody blocks it and it lands inside the 20…

10.25.09 at 9:16 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Hmm, I wonder why the aging quarterback hesitated to make the long throw, and ended up underthrowing the close one.

10.25.09 at 9:17 pm

Boatdrinks

Oh dear Mr. Kurt Warner
That was an INT. Oh dear.

10.25.09 at 9:17 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Jesus doesn’t love Kurt Warner any more.

10.25.09 at 9:20 pm

drchimrichalds

Favre made a great effort trying to make a tackle after he threw that INT

10.25.09 at 9:21 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Hey lets show interesting parts of NYC when the Giants/Jets play since nobody wants to see the ugly ass industrial complex that the stadium’s actually in!

10.25.09 at 9:23 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Why the fuck was Purple Jesus not in the game when they had the ball so close? Does Chilly not realize he is the best player in Futbol?

10.25.09 at 9:27 pm

t3knomanser

@drchimrichalds – I LOLed when I saw him chase a few steps after Fox and then see the big blocker coming and roll off. “Meh, he’s gonna hit me, so I just won’t bother.”

He should go out drinking with Jeff “Enh” Reed.

10.25.09 at 9:34 pm

BabyCarruth

Here’s hoping Cowher wants to take the Panthers coaching job and that Denver is too stupid to give Neckbeard a new contract.

*drinks heavily at work*

10.25.09 at 9:38 pm

Tim the Enchanter

Favre and Childress blew that one. The Steelers don’t get calls until the playoffs.

If I wanted Dobby to be a sideline reporter I’d be watching Quidditch. Will someone shut Andrea Kramer’s stupid squeeky ass up?

10.25.09 at 9:48 pm

Captain Caveman

STOKLEY’D

10.25.09 at 9:49 pm

da fox

Got a fantasy trade question. Just got offered Brandon Jacobs for Marques Colston. I already have Gore, Barber, Slaton, and Caddilac, and Wayne, Colston, and Sims-Walker at WR. Is it worth it to have another #1 RB option (in case Gore or Barber stay gimpy) but be paper thin at WR with two solid wideouts (past their bye weeks) but no one behind them if one gets hurt?

Almost forgot…

//dick joke
//pats suck
//what would Rex Ryan do?

10.25.09 at 9:50 pm

Tracer Bullet

Goddammit. I fucking hate the Giants.

10.25.09 at 9:52 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Is it cool to be annoyed at a player on the team you root for for scoring because you’re playing against him in fantasy if the intended receiver is on your fantasy team? Convoluted situation, I know, but I’m confused as shit. I’d be less inclined to be annoyed if it was a close, must-win game rather than one that seems like it should be an expected win.

depends, do you have manningham and you’re getting pissed that nicks is stealing all his thunder?
/stop having the same fantasy team as me

10.25.09 at 9:55 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Fox, stick with Colston. He’s as close to a sure thing as WR’s get because of how Brees plays week in week out. Jacobs [shit... I can't say it... ok fine] has been a little sluggish and doesn’t pop off for big runs or scores as often as one would tihnk he should.

10.25.09 at 9:59 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Bleach, yes. It’s fucking annoying because I picked Manningham up the week before his ridiculous game [even though he rode my bench that week. I won so whatever]. So I had him all lined up when everyone was high on him. Then Nicks comes in and this douchy fucking rookie starts being a star when I’ve been waiting 3 years for Manningham to be good since we drafted him. So it’s partially fantasy and partly I like Manningham as a player in general. Dude’s so fast that Elisha still throws behind him like half the time.

10.25.09 at 10:01 pm

da fox

Anyone else see Count Al Davis in his box during the Jets/Raiders? I clicked over to see Jones stats, and now I might have trouble sleeping after seeing a living, pissed off crypt keeper.

At least I have an image for when me and the wife get massages, so I don’t creep out the chicks there.

10.25.09 at 10:02 pm

BleachSoda

yeah i drafted manningham with my final pick this season but i have yet to start him because im pretty stacked at WR for as deep of a league as im in but with nicks being such a td whore, manningham is slowly hemorrhaging value

10.25.09 at 10:02 pm

Nathan Hale

@ Ocho Cinco Fan Club

A game against the defending NFC champs is an expected win?

10.25.09 at 10:02 pm

newhopeinKC

So, when someone solicits the kommenters for fantasy questions in the open thread, does that make it cool to get
sex advice, too?

10.25.09 at 10:05 pm

gailthesnail

@newhopeinKC it’s only fair

10.25.09 at 10:06 pm

BleachSoda

@newhopeinKC

only if its a question about anal

10.25.09 at 10:07 pm

newhopeinKC

So how can I get ana– Oh shit! Would that be a violation of our probation?

10.25.09 at 10:08 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Nathan, against a 3-2 team who’s wins are against the Jags, a non-Hasselbeck Seahawks, and the Texans [which is respectable]? Yes. I kind of expect it. Oh, and they’re playing a pass first team that they want to embarrass after how they played against Brees last week.

10.25.09 at 10:11 pm

BleachSoda

@Nathan Hale

its the buzzsaw!

/old habits die hard

10.25.09 at 10:12 pm

da fox

At home against a team that stinks on the road out east, that only got to the SB because they got hot at the right time, I’d call the Giants favorites.

But as a fan of Jerry Jones’ Goddammed Stars!!!, I’d love an upset.

10.25.09 at 10:13 pm

YinzJumboReddUpN'at?

I would totally watch a half hour show that was just Dungy and the coach’s clicker. That 45 seconds is more useful than 45 hours of FOX pregame assholes “joking” with each other.

And it’s only a violation if you request pics of said pucker-hole lovin’…

10.25.09 at 10:16 pm

Bison Dele 3 hour tour

With her outfit, is she helping to increase awareness of Breast Cancer, or just mocking it?

10.25.09 at 10:17 pm

Diggler

Elisha throws the passes of an average poor quarterback but somehow achieves average results. Regardless he gets payed elite money? THERE IS NO GOD.

10.25.09 at 10:17 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Yinz jumbo whatever the fuck: first of all, wtf is up with the handle? Second, I liked the breakdown of the Helmet Catch but it would have been 10 times better if NBC show the image directly on my screen rather than showing me a screen on my screen. Those fucks are so obsessed with showing how fancy they are they’re completely oblivious to how retarded some of the shit they do is.

10.25.09 at 10:19 pm

da fox

Diggler, you could have JaMarcus, who sucks mas wang, but started with super big bucks…

10.25.09 at 10:19 pm

Nathan Hale

The G-Men are 5-1, with wins against Washington, Tampa Bay, Kansas City, and Oakland. Their one quality win was a squeaker against the Cowboys, and their defense was exposed by the Saints. I still wouldn’t call them overwhelming favorites. But maybe I’m just a Pats fan who’s still a little bitter about 2/3/08.

10.25.09 at 10:20 pm

newhopeinKC

Hey, hey, hey, guys. Seriously. Lay off Ms. Kremer. She’s just as God made her. And Lens Crafters. She’s just how God and Lens Crafters made her.

10.25.09 at 10:21 pm

Diggler

@ Nathan Hale – I remember telling a co-worker how the Giants hadn’t beaten anyone and were a poor pick in a playoff pool the year they beat the Pats in the Super Bowl, apparently the Giants are fortune’s fools.

10.25.09 at 10:23 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Yes, you are. Everyone has bad games. Your team had one on the aforementioned date. The Giants had one last week. Oh well.

RE the Saints game: It was a bunch of things. The injured secondary. Bad coaching/gameplan [don't try to have a shootout with Brees. Run the fucking ball. Don't have Eli hurl it 40 yards every 4rd throw]. Shit like that. Not to make excuses, it happens.

10.25.09 at 10:25 pm

Alex

I’m not the first one to say it, but cmon man, get something right. Don’t you dare impugn AD! It was Chester Taylor who bobbled the INT. Why was Chester in the game instead of AD at that point? You’d have to ask the brilliant Childress about that one.

10.25.09 at 10:25 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

@ Ocho – Overthinking – It’s the new black.

10.25.09 at 10:27 pm

newhopeinKC

@85FC: what’s a 4rd throw? Is that some formation that’s not in the Madden Playbook? Or what Howie Long calls all those trucks with the tailgate step ladder?

10.25.09 at 10:28 pm

da fox

Nathan, the Pats beat one team over .500 (Falcons) so far themselves. Laying 54 on a team thats gave up on the season the week before isn’t much to brag about.

10.25.09 at 10:31 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

LFND: I like to think of it as manufactured optimism.

Anyone have any idea why people analyze stats by month in football? Unless that month is December/January, what the fuck? How is someone’s record in October significant?

10.25.09 at 10:31 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

“only if its a question about anal” They’re really good with gay male sex questions too.

10.25.09 at 10:33 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

its an approximation somewhere between every 3rd and 4th throw. I wasn’t keeping track, but that’s how often it seemed eli threw deep in that game

10.25.09 at 10:34 pm

Nathan Hale

@ da fox

I never said that there was anything wrong with the Giants, or that the Pats were better. I was simply saying that the Giants shouldn’t be considered a lock against the Cardinals, and the scoreboard seems to be vindicating me right now.

As to the Pats season so far, they have also beaten the Ravens who are a good deal better than most of the teams that the Giants have played. They also came within a coin flip of beating the undefeated Broncos.

10.25.09 at 10:35 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Shouldn’t it be called 3rt?

10.25.09 at 10:36 pm

da fox

At this rate, a new term will be coined: Feagled out.

It’s when someone past their prime sucks at trying what they were good at before.

Like: “I nailed Jamie Lee Curtis last night, but she Feagled out 25 years ago.”

10.25.09 at 10:36 pm

YinzJumboReddUpN'at?

@Ocho Cinco Fan Club, belatedly:

Yinz jumbo whatever the fuck: first of all, wtf is up with the handle?

Pittsburgh thing, first you wouldn’t understand, and secondly, you wouldn’t want to understand, because it’s stupid.

Second, I liked the breakdown of the Helmet Catch but it would have been 10 times better if NBC show the image directly on my screen rather than showing me a screen on my screen.

I said that SAME EXACT THING the first time they did that. What the fuck, really NBC?

A bunch of other teams came close to beating Denver. Cincy, Dallas, and San Diego come to mind. The Ravens are at .500 right now.

Good teams beat inferior opponents. With a good offensive and defensive line, at home, and both teams tendencies, you’d have to call the Giants favorites tonight. And I hate the Giants. It’s why I’m rooting for Fitty and crew.

10.25.09 at 10:41 pm

newhopeinKC

@ da fox: +1000.Wow. That bitch is Feagled out.

10.25.09 at 10:43 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Nathan, point made.

The media will occasionally blow things out of proportion, but really, why the fuck is Jacobs running like a pansy this season? You resemble a brick wall. Run like one.

10.25.09 at 10:44 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

JAMIE LEE CURTIS WILL NEVER BE FEAGLED OUT!

10.25.09 at 10:45 pm

BuzZ

Run like a brick wall?

Hmmm….

By the way I hate to say it but Simmons was right. This is looking like a classic ‘Eli in the wind’ game.

10.25.09 at 10:46 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Ruh Roh.

10.25.09 at 10:47 pm

newhopeinKC

@LFND: Under Review. Trading Places=best topless woman in film history. Activa/drink this and you won’t shit your pants commercials=Feagled out.

10.25.09 at 10:47 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

OK, ya got me with that one.

Uh oh. Pants shitting time.

10.25.09 at 10:49 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Don’t try using logic I can’t deny on me.

10.25.09 at 10:49 pm

Nathan Hale

Would anyone agree with me that Pam Anderson is Feagled out? I used to think she was smoking hot, but now every time I see a picture of her she looks like an old woman.

10.25.09 at 10:52 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Nathan, she is LT’d out.

10.25.09 at 10:52 pm

Diggler

roughing the passer penalties are feagled out.

10.25.09 at 10:52 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Yes. Pam Anderson is Leg-Fall-Off Feagled out. She just went to shit real quick

10.25.09 at 10:54 pm

da fox

I would just to say I did.

//checking penicilin supply

10.25.09 at 10:54 pm

newhopeinKC

O.K. we’ve got a minute here. What’s the protocol on getting your condoms back from the woman that just dumped you after making you buy lambskin condoms because she’s allergic to latex? Should I just put that in the mailbag?

10.25.09 at 10:56 pm

Diggler

leave those lambskins behind, they’re unreliable at best.

10.25.09 at 10:57 pm

Rob in WI

I love critical Cris Collinsworth…. it’s so… refreshing?

10.25.09 at 10:57 pm

da fox

Bro, condoms are like a non-refundable deposit for sex. Is the bat-shite crazziness worth going after them?

10.25.09 at 10:57 pm

Flip it Rub it Down

Miles Austin: A case study in why I suck at FF.
/had the option to pick him up last week off the waiver.
/”He won’t have that good of a game again.”
/makes maple granola cookies.
/thanks hakeem hicks

10.25.09 at 10:58 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

newhope – Oh, that’s a beauty for the mailbag.

10.25.09 at 11:00 pm

newhopeinKC

@ LFND: That’s what I was thinking. But I got the Fantasy Football locked down. I’d hate to raise the ire of our gracious hosts.

newhope,
what kind of an investment are we talking about here? Is this like $100 worth of sheep intestine?

10.25.09 at 11:03 pm

newhopeinKC

@ WTF: I’m not trying to belabor the point. It was supposed to be funny. Having said that, Law School is expensive. I don’t have 45 bucks to be throwing away on a girl after two grabs from a pack of 12.

10.25.09 at 11:03 pm

da fox

THey want us to keep the comments humorous.

Planning a commando raid to score rubbers from an ex could qualify.

Or just send her a letter in a month, saying you poked holes in them…

10.25.09 at 11:04 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

A quick wiki says that lambskins aren’t as effective against STDs either because of the pores. Important consideration reentering the dating pool.

/Holy fuck Collinsworth, stop giving offensive signals away.

10.25.09 at 11:06 pm

newhopeinKC

@ 85FC: I ain’t fucking no petrie dish. I’m not afraid of any goddamned STDs. I just don’t like the idea of her using my shit with some other ranom dude she wants to fuck. If she gonna do that, she can do it on her own fucking dime.

10.25.09 at 11:06 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Don’t worry about her going all “bat shite crazziness” ( I get excited too sometimes and can’t spell shite), you can always go Todd Haley on her.

10.25.09 at 11:08 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

I meant STD’s prospective girls you don’t know may be carrying.

10.25.09 at 11:09 pm

Flip it Rub it Down

“I was gonna use a condom, but then I thought, when am I gonna be in Haiti again?”

10.25.09 at 11:09 pm

Downfield Matriculator

So after the Stillers beat back Purple Jesus and BrittFar, I wandered off to browse through the New York Times and figured I could waste some time on the crossword puzzle. To my horror, Peter King’s power to make his own dreams come true extends beyond just KitKats and lattes — He is the theme of today’s puzzle:

@ DfMer: That video got removed due to something called a “terms of use violation.” But I get the idea.

10.25.09 at 11:42 pm

spanky datass

flippin loss

10.25.09 at 11:42 pm

Christmas Ape

So very pleased the Giants lost this game. Their fans (especially fuckwits like Haterade) are some of the leading exponents of the “Steelers win in SB XLIII didn’t mean anything, they beat the Cardinals” bullshit. Yeah, well, those shitty Cards just beat the Giants in the Meadowlands.

/Crying Cards fans three months now – “WE WERE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFC! WE WENT INTO NEW YORK AND BEAT THEM TO A BLOODY PULP!”

10.25.09 at 11:45 pm

newhopeinKC

Gaah! FIX YO GLASSES!

10.25.09 at 11:48 pm

Boss Godfrey

At least one team in NY got beat. The Angels are fucking lame.

/hopes this negative Halo vibe on a football blog will bring good karma in the 9th
//is there anything else on? PBS maybe?

10.25.09 at 11:50 pm

Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Time for more fabricated optimism.

/Fuck it. Eli totally relapsed into 2007 form. We’re screwed.

10.25.09 at 11:58 pm

LaFavre's Next Drink

Pttsburgh only won because of the Refs. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!!!!!!

10.26.09 at 12:13 am

SRV

fuckin SNF – I am all for mic’in up players but being able to hear the QB calling the signals was kind of retarded. Good lord by the the second quarter I was ready to rush the QB every time Elisha said “Omaha” . If “Omaha” is the code word for the snap the good lord, change that shit up every now and then!!!

10.26.09 at 2:20 am

PK's next turd

Woolly side out – right?

10.26.09 at 7:59 am

Otto Man

If “Omaha” is the code word for the snap the good lord, change that shit up every now and then!!!

Seriously. If Cris Collinsworth can crack the code, it’s not that hard.

10.26.09 at 8:33 am

Marky Wahlberg

“The Vikings were soon driving again with a chance to tie or take the lead in the final minute when a pass from Favre bounced off of Adrian Peterson and directly into the arms of Keyaron Fox.” Bullshit, how dare you blashpheme our lord of grape drink Purple Jesus, it was chester taylor or some other shit RB, AP was sitting on the bench thanks to some genius coaching by Childress. Ape can eat a dick too with along with the rest of his shitty sixburgh.

10.26.09 at 9:39 am

Christmas Ape

AP was sitting on the bench thanks to some genius coaching by Childress. Ape can eat a dick too with along with the rest of his shitty sixburgh.

Enjoy slurping on some Chilly cock for the next few years once he gets his extension in a few weeks. Maybe Vikes fans will blame the refs for that too.

10.26.09 at 11:04 am

Chamomiles Davis

God did not approve of the Raiders defeating Philly last week, and smote them thusly. Where’s your pigeon now, flubby?

/ does nothing to avenge last Sunday’s shitbomb
// the Eagles better fucking in tonight

10.26.09 at 1:32 pm

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Only the Patriots stand between the Saints and an undefeated season and nobody is knocking them off once they get home field advantage.

I agree on the latter, but not the former. Atlanta and Dallas could both give the Saints a run.

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Brendan Hilovsky

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