Obligatory Photo of Kourtney Kardashian's Daughter Penelope

Obligatory Photo of Kourtney Kardashian’s Daughter Penelope

Kourtney debuted the first pics of her daughter Penelope in a gossip magazine. Surprise!… or not so much.

-Lucia Peters

Penelope Scotland Disick is just over a month old, and here she is, already being thrust into the limelight. Does it surprise anyone that Kourtney Kardashian is debuting her daughter on the cover of a gossip magazine? Nope!

Kourtney and her boyfriend/partner/concubine/etc. of six years, Scott Disick, welcomed the newest Kardashian to the fold on July 8, so of course the proud new mama did her darndest to make sure she and her wee one landed a magazine exclusive (in this case, Us Weekly). Lest big brother Mason feel left out, though, Kourt made sure to include him, too. Why she felt the need to pose him wearing only a diaper remains to be seen, but whatever.

In any event,Us Weekly’s current issue features Kourtney and Scott opening up about Penelope’s delivery, why Scott is afraid of his daughter’s diapers, and how Mason is dealing with having a second kid around. According to Kourtney, she’s head over heels in love with her new baby girl; in fact, she gushed, “Nothing could prepare me for how hard I fell in love with her.” Awwwww.

I can’t help but think that the expression on Penelope’s says something like “grumblegrumblegrumbleleavemealoneI’msleepinggrumblegrumblegrumble,” but maybe that’s just me.

Anyway, there you have it. Anyone want to bet whether Kourtney will decide to air the recorded birth on national television?