Lil Wayne Makes Babies, Love & Hip Hop

Oh sh*t ya’ll. The interview with hip hop prodigy Lil Wayne in the upcoming issue of Vibe is gonna be money. How money you ask? Try this gem – in which Wayne talks about his relationship with his first wife and baby-mamma – out for size:

“…I was on tour like crazy with Cash Money, and my momma said she was bored, alone, and scared in the house by herself. She was like, ‘Why don’t you just have a baby with somebody? Just tell the little girl’s mom I’ma take care of the baby, don’t worry about that.’ I was like, ‘I don’t have nobody I like like that!’ She was like, ‘Just find somebody! You don’t like Toya?’ I was like, ‘Alright, I like her then.’ Toya was 14 when she got pregnant, and I was 15 asking 14-year-olds. Toya’s the only person that agreed outta all the ones I asked. I said that my momma wants a child. And they was like, ‘That’s your momma’s problem!’ So Toya was like, ‘Shiiit, when we due, boo?’”

I have a feeling Britney Spears had this same exact convo with K-Fed at some point.
Toya, who Lil Wayne eventually married (and divorced), doesn’t quite see it the same way. But her boring story (which is probably the real account of how things went down) just isn’t as fun. You know what is fun in that way too much info sort of way? Karinne Steffans description of her and Wayne’s boot knockin’. She says, “…We make love and it’s … amazing. It’s quiet. It’s slow. It’s full-contact. There’s no, ‘Flip over. Put your leg over here.’ It’s just two hearts. I can feel my heart beating against his heart, his whole body is wrapped around mine, and it’s us breathing together.”

Wayne also has told her the song “Prostitute” is her song and their “relationship.” Spoken like a guy who got a girl preggs to make a toy for his mama. [Vibe via Crunk&Disorderly]