As a couple you should own a minimum of the following:
-one nothing wrong with me
-two nothing wrong with me
-three nothing wrong with me
-four nothing wrong with me
-one something’s got to give
-two something’s got to give

i've discovered you can use a bag of clean laundry as a makeshift weighted blanket and i'm never coming back from this. this is known among millennials as a win (DIY)-win (avoid chores)-win (relieve anxiety)