Unbelievably, insanely hilarious, though like anon above, I know little of model railroading. I can tell you this much-- "espee" at the end refers to "Southern Pacific", the railco that bought up and tracked most of the right-of-ways now in use in the western US.

Hey, don't look at me like that, I used to date a girl who worked the railyards in east L.A., Okay?