Speakink of outrageous....

So poor Miss USA fall on her touchas, jes? How embarrassink ez dat? Isaac feel so badly for de poor girl! Und den...here come de media nonsense und Isaac he see de pee-ture of her on her touchas, all ova de net (jes, ve get et at de bridge!). Isaac feel even worse for de poor ting den!

Und den, Isaac look closer at de pee-ture dat all ova de net, und feel even worse jet for dis poor girl! Vhy...she starvink to death!! Her arms skeee-nee like tooth-peeks! No vonder she fall on her touchas...de poor child veak as a new-born kee-ten!