McAfee for Android Wear

I don’t know about you, but it seems like it’ll be pretty hard to get malware on your wearable.

Well, Intel isn’t so sure, so has built a special McAfee flavor for your Android Wear watch so you can know about vulnerabilities, find your phone and… do whatever else.

Smart tape measure

If you woke up this morning thinking it would be great to have a Bluetooth-enabled tape measure, it’s your lucky day.

This Korean-based company at MWC wants to smarten-up your tape measure so you can beam measurements to your phone — and add voice memos.

The device is a good example of Internet of Things technology that doesn’t have a fallback — if your battery’s dead you’re not going to be measuring anything.

Track everything your kids say wearable

I think the revolution of wanting to track your children’s every move is pretty creepy as it is, but this new device will track where they go and what they say — then sync it back to your phone over Bluetooth.

There’s no pricing or availability — nor could the representatives tell me where you can actually buy this thing, but hey, it exists.

Fitbit for dogs

Have a fat dog and don’t know how to make it lose weight? Don’t worry about your own fitness, get the Petfit tracker to track your dog’s steps and pit it against your friends!

Fun note, though: it’s not water resistant, so if your dog jumps in a lake there’s no more fitness tracking.

This crappy Google Glass for sports

Intel’s Recon smart glasses are being pitched at MWC as a great way to get a heads-up display of your running or cycling activity, but it’s more like a poor man’s Google Glass.

The wearable has a tiny, low resolution display in the lower right corner with your statistics, as if a smartwatch wasn’t enough or something.