Your sister. She was everything you wanted from a family member......nice, cute.... I mean, she wasn't the BEST out there, yea she's got braces, but she was a pretty nice girl you know.

From the day you were born, you always looked up to her. She's kind, gorgeous, friendly, and was always cheering you up when you were beaten up in school. Yeah, you remember, right? Those good ol' days...... Why, when it was your birthday, she even bought you a Power-Ranger play-set! AND she played with you with the play-set until it was past bed-time.....and when you woke up, you were in your bed, all sweetly tucked in. As you woke up, you said, "I love you, Sister...." With a smile.

Your big sister, which was the school's most popular girl, eventually became the school's biggest slut by 10th grade. OF COURSE She started smoking weed, cigars, and popped her cherry before you lost your virginity, because YOU were too busy fappin' to deviantART. HA-HA

THIS scumbag is your big sister's boy friend. She DID do him, but he's not the first one.

Her first relationship was the only good one. She had some fun, yeah, but it only lasted her for a month. Falling in a deep depression from a broken heart, she started searching for a "Boyfriend" to ease and soothe her soul. But this was her WRONG move. She started liking boys that will hug her and kiss her easily. She thought this was love. BUT SHE WAS WRONG. It was only that the scumbag "boyfriends" wanted to bang her ASAP. And that's happening right now.... IN HER ROOM!!!

Your sister, after lots of bangign' and bangd' (and no studying), graduates high school with a G.P.A. of 0.00. She really just bribed the school's Principal with sexual intercourse to be a high school graduate. She was slowly becoming what people call a BITCH, because she can't do shit, she was slutty, and did anything to do nothing.

The Summer Bitch Festival is a festival where the bitches of all bitches fight bitchly with biches to see who's the bitchy bitch of all bitches. After the bitchy fight with the bitches, your big sister proudly became THE BITCH OF ALL BITCHES. There, she met her husband, who was a Noob just like you, but since he worked at Nintendo, he had lots of money, so your big sister married to the noob. And because the noob liked bitches.

Your big sister's kids. For some reason they didn't carry on any of your big sister's traits.

After the marriage of the noob and your big sister, they moved to San Francisco because they had hella weed there (Remember, your big sister was a Pothead.) Although her noob husband didn't smoke any weed, he hella liked to eat McDonalds on a regular basis. He became twice fatter, which was life threatening, but he didn't care because he looked hella cool on Second Life anyways. He hella hated sex, because he was too embarrassed to show his fatness to your big sister, even though more than half of his fat was coming out from his clothes. But since your big sister hella wanted kids hella badly, she gave her husband Second Life porn, Mario porn, Zelda porn and Furry porn to masturbate to, so she could collect his man juice to inject into her vagina.

The noob husband had ENOUGH. With your big sister and her retarded ways of retardedness. He committed suicide, both in his life AND in Second Life. And your retarded big sister committed suicide jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. OH MY GAWD

Okay, so, as I just told you on this article, BIG SISTERS ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE AND VERY PSYCHIC. And good thing the "You" in this article really isn't you. Yet. But it CAN happen to you and your big sister, so I really suggest you CHANGE YOURSELF before your big sister becomes like this. SERIOUSLY. IT'S FOR YOUR (AND HER) OWN GOOD.