I’ve come to save you from monotony & boredom! Bacon Bits @ 3:30 today and then a new ep of How Cum drops at 5pm **partial nudity included in hopes of getting likes on a promo post**@howcumpodcast@ourfamousfriends: @lmoger

I don’t always drink, but when I do it’s straight from the bottle, in character as Farrah; the closeted rich bitch in @pax_lionheart’s college soap opera class (circa 2015). I haven’t booked a drama since then, so please keep me in mind when casting someone to drink your vodka and bang your girlfriends.