Taylor Lautner Reveals The Reason Why He Turned Down The Lead Role In The Movie "Rocky 20 - The Son of Rocky"

The boxing gloves that Sylvester Stallone wore in the very first Rocky movie back in 1976.

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of the Twilight movies, was visiting a friend who lives in Avocado Heights when he was asked about the rumor regarding the next Rocky movie.

The 19-year-old Lautner who is currently involved with Lily Collins daughter of rock icon Phil Collins told Fuchsia Garfunkel of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he has never been happier as he is with "Lilting Lil" as he calls Lily.

He noted that he loved ex-girlfriends Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez but that they were just kind of a little bit too much into themselves. He especially noted that every time he and Taylor would go out she would take a yellow notepad with her and write down what they had done.

When he asked her why on their very first date, she told him it was because she was going to write a song or songs about their relationship.

Lautner kind of embarrassed about hearing that asked her to please not put their personal relationship in a song for the whole world to know about.

Swift told him that she will always do that no matter who she goes out with and if the guy doesn't like it then he can just kiss her guitar pick goodbye.

Swifty did end up writing a song about her relationship with Lautner titled, "Hey, What A Coincidence My Names Taylor Too."

Lautner noted that as far as Selena Gomez was concerned he really liked her a lot but she was just way too involved in constantly texting her friends; even to the point of texting them while in the shower.

Miss Garfunkel then asked Lautner about the rumor that he had been approached to portray Sylvester Stallone's son Rocky Balboa, Jr., in the upcoming Rocky movie titled Rocky 20: The Son of Rocky.

Taylor replied that it was true and that Stallone personally called him and asked him to take the role. Lautner thanked him for the offer but said that he did not want to be typecast as a boxer.

He said that he wanted to be noted more for being a suave James Bond type with beautiful women around him and not as a sweaty boxer with boxing groupies who chew gum, have lots of visible tattoos, and drink beer from a bottle.

In other news. The state of California has announced that they will be allocating $30 million towards making some much needed repairs to The San Andreas Fault.

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