While most Americans obsess over their NCAA brackets, official Washington and the media are playing a different game: speculating about which White House staffer or cabinet secretary will be the next to get the ax and who will replace them.

On Thursday, Daily Show host Trevor Noah and Late Night's Seth Meyers spent time discussing the White House's high turnover and speculating about which cable show he'll turn to in order to fill the next vacancy.

"Real-life Trump has now fired more people than reality-TV Trump," Noah marveled. "And he might just be getting started. Eventually, the only person left to fire will be himself."

"But Trump just isn't firing people; he's hiring," he continued. "After Gary Cohn resigned as Trump's chief economic adviser, the president turned to his closest confidant: the TV in his bedroom. And he came up with the perfect man for the job. That's right: CNBC host Larry Kudlow is Trump's new chief economic adviser, which shouldn't come as a surprise: he's already hired two Fox News anchors and is considering hiring a third. Basically, if Trump sees you on TV, there's a really good chance that he'll hire you."

At the rate things are progressing, Noah predicted, "By the time his term is done, his attorney general will be Judge Judy and his housing secretary will be Bob the Builder. Which is ridiculous, but still less ridiculous than Ben Carson."

Late Night With Seth Meyers

"Apparently Trump's aggressive reshuffling of his team comes from a newfound confidence in his ability to do the job and make choices without the constraints played on him by advisers," Seth Meyers reported. "Amid rumors of even more staff departures coming soon, one former White House official told Vanity Fair, 'The president is finally realizing he's the president. He's just making these decisions on his own.' "

And that, Meyers says, "is terrifying. That's like in Jurassic Park when the velociraptors figured out how to open doors. One day, John Kelly's going to be like, 'All right, I locked him in the Oval Office and put on Fox News. There's no way he can get out. Wait. What's that noise?!?"

Meyers continued, "One of those decisions Trump realized he could make on his own was his choice for chief economic adviser. In the past, that position was held by academics and financial titans but as usual, Trump went a different route and chose a cable news pundit."

He summarized, "So Trump is just filling his administration with people he sees on TV. I guess we should get ready for White House chef Guy Fieri, Surgeon Gen. McDreamy and Secretary of Defense the General (from the insurance commercials)."