After I asked very nicely, if they could — on the spot — create an "Ariana Grande" drink, thinking this question would lead to a very confusing conversation, my cashier didn't miss a beat. Starbucks was on top of its game. The cashier yelled to a lovely barista named Amy, asking if she would create an Ariana Grande drink, and Amy was super excited to flex her creative coffee-making muscles. She shouted back she would make something..."young and playful" (not her exact words).

There was only one thought that came to mind when I took the first sip — and it was that it tasted like there was a DISCO TECHNO CIRCUS PARTY IN MY MOUTH. After a few more sips I realized it also tasted like a melted raspberry chocolate truffle. It was both disgustingly sweet and delicious. I think Ariana Grande would definitely approve.