I'm down to one assignment left this semester, which is great because this week was pretty rough, deadline wise, and a huge week at work so I've been bouncing back and forth between diphenhydramine to get me to sleep and five hour energy to perk me up enough to get through all my work plus eating like shit and it's sort of made me weird and twitchy. Or rather, more weird and twitchy. It's like having a coffee addiction but without the coffee. I think I need to detox this weekend. Anyone have some recommendations for that? Tell me later, right now I have to duct tape my leg down so I stop bouncing my knee compulsively, here's your Thursday night TV:

8:00pm: "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS

"Bones" on Fox

"Brew Masters" on Discovery

"Community" on NBC

"The Santa Incident" on Hallmark. Why do these shitty Christmas TV movies keep happening? Who watches them? Why? Do those people realize they're watching terrible, manipulative, hastily scripted crap? So many questions...

10:00pm: "Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2010" on ABC. Courtney already covered this better than I could, but the radio people also contributed that BabaWawa also makes a super creepy pass at Justin Bieber on this. In case the thought of that amuses you.

"Ace of Cakes" on Food Network. 9th season finale.

"The Apprentice" on NBC. 10th season finale.

"Brad Meltzer's Decoded" on History

"Burn Notice" on USA

"Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files" on SyFy

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" on FX. Sixth season finale.

"The Mentalist" on CBS

"Pranked" on MTV

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" on Bravo

10:30pm: "Bully Beatdown" on MTV

"The League" on FX

"Oddities" on Discovery

Late Night Listings

"The Late Show with David Letterman" on CBS featuring Bill O'Reilly and Phosphorescent

"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Halle Barry, Billy Gardell, and Natasha Bedingfield