PHARCYDE
Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde
Текст песни Officer

Officer

Yo fatlip manYo man they tryin' to run a 5-0 move on us manYo manYou got to tell the suckers what's up boyYeah ha-ha

I got a letter from the dmvThe other dayI opened and read itIt said they were suckersThey tried to tell me that my license was suspendedI got offendedFor a minute then pretendedThat I never even got the damn letterIt's nine o'clockOn the dotSo I think I'd betterScoot off to school'cause in class there's a testI gotta dress fastGrab my glasses and my vestOh damnAs hardheaded as I amHopped in my hootie ridePumped up the jamPut it in reverseInto firstAnd disperse andFrom that very moment on my day got worse

As I was standing in the streetI suddenly seen the smokeI know that derek's on his wayI ran to get my coatAnd a bag from the roomIt took a minute, boomHopped into the carWe drove away in a zoomI assume doomAs we were drivin' on the gravelAt any given minute we could have a shortened travelSo I rambleAbout my life (is that's a) shamblesShould'a took the busA bus without the (silence horses)Oh niceI wish we had good bikesWe need to exerciseMaybe we could take a hikeAn' you could give sheri back those car keysBecause everywhere I walk I would not have to say please

AwayTo our destinationNo license no insuranceNot even registrationTags on the plate say december '82Car's so dirty it looks grayBut it's really blueWho wouldThink we're up to goodFour black niggas ridin' through the neighborhoodIn hats and glassesMakin' funny passesLike drivin' slowlyPlayin' low-key for assesKnowin' damn well one shine will harrass usAnd all the whileWe see girls jogSheri's little car is pourin' out smogThen we made a right and I spotted one in tights [ooh][yo baby what's up, pull over]

Lights, actionWithout the cameraSide-greens and high beamsTwo to a teeThe blue coat billy goats are crowdin up my rearviewHot on the trail of an innocent beingMy heartbeat is racin' at a pace so fastI'm wishin' that the coppers would get off my assMy tail, can't go to jail 'cause it's wackWhat would happen to my girl and my record contractYo fellas [what]Take off the baseball capsWord up I heard that the nerves get tappedAnd throw on the glasses and give up the (tees)Oh please don't pull me over officer pleaseI'm discomboberated [what]Discomboberated [what]Discomboberated malfunctionated fadedF-a-d-e-dI can't believe it's meOh pleaseOh pleaseOh pleaseOh pleaseOh

[you don't have a license, you have a warrant, you haveNinety parking tickets we have to take you in uh...give meA break, shit man I didn't do nothin' man...ok so, soNobody has a license? ok uh,...how're you gonna accuseMe of doin' something dude...yeah you guys are definitelyGoin' to jail here, ok let's get that impound truck uh rightOver here um...we're getting pulled over we're going toJail]