Police suspect that The Zodiac, the Infamous Bay Area Killer, recently attempted to stage a comeback by Donning the Hood once more to terrorize the Resident's of San Francisco. Mr and Mrs Chuck Irons were finishing a round of golf and Teeing off on the 18th Hole when they were approached by a Hooded man on A Mobility Scooter, brandishing A Weapon. The Fiend ordered the couple, both in their 50's, to lie face down on the grass of the 18th Hole.

TRAUMATIZED!

The man then aimed His gun and squeezed the trigger, but nothing happened. He pulled the trigger a second time, and again, no shot came. Mr Irons, seeing His assailant now fumbling around with His weapon asked the hooded intruder if He needed any help? The suspect refused, saying with cadence: "No" The man then appeared to get frustrated with His weapon of choice and slammed it against the arm rest of His scooter, causing a shot to accidentally discharge. Luckily, Mr Irons recalled, the bullet missed both He and His Wife, and was found by Crime Scene Officers buried in the Sand Trap some 100 meters away.

The unexpected shot had caused the weapon to unexpectedly recoil and it sprang backward, straight into the hood of their would be attacker knocking His horn rimmed glasses off the hoods exterior, which police later found. Mrs Irons let out a scream as the shot rang out, followed by two to three seconds of silence. Then, the couple said, an audible groaning sound came from beneath the sinister Hood. Their assailant, now blind and Injured, abandoned the attempt and Mr Iron's said "He just reversed, turned His mobility scooter around, and left."

The Couple, still traumatized, sat down with Sun City Police Dpt. Sketch Artist to compile a Composite Drawing of their attacker. (Seen above)

​ The following day, a potential witness came forward to say He may have observed the Offender as He drove away from the scene. Richard Marshall, 72, stated that as He was approaching the Golf Course Parking Lot, He observed an Individual emerge from the direction of the 18th Hole. Mr Marshall stated that at first glance He believed the Man to have been driving a Golf Buggy, but quickly realized it was actually a scooter. He last saw the suspect heading heading West toward the exit gates. Marshall stated He had got a good look at the suspect and described Him as: A White Male. Between 80 - 100 years of age, White Hair and a Distinctive Black Eye. Mr Marshall said the Man was driving a brown (Possibly Dark Red) Late Model Mobility Scooter that estimated to have been going between 3 - 5 MPH as the man left the area. Police said that this Vehicle description matches the One the suspect was driving. Mr Marshall told The Chronicle, "Now I know who this person was, I feel lucky to be alive!"

Sun City Police DetectiveLawrence Kane is investigating the possibility that Zodiac has made a comeback. Detective Kane was asked if He believes Zodiac is still alive, Kane replied "Yes, Absolutely!" Asked should the Public be concerned about the Zodiac and whether He is still a threat today, Det. Kane said: "Errr, well..I Don't know.. I suppose it depends on how fast His scooter will go."​

Richard

9/1/2016 10:06:46 am

Saw this years ago Welsh, since then he now packs a six-scooter.
Detective Lawrence Kane- another inside job.

Alex Lewis

9/1/2016 02:29:27 pm

Yes but I am behind in the times Rich. In fact. when it comes to Music and bands, I have chained Myself to the 1980 - 1990's railing and I refuse to move. Serious though, this thing we communicate on, the Net, all but murdered the Music Industry as it used to be. I used to enjoy browsing MVC or Hitman Music Stores in Newport. And then one day.... i-tunes! I-Tunes & Downloads! Death of Music Shops along with their CD, Cassette & even Vinyl records.

Similar thing happened to Me with Films. I am a bit of a film buff and spent years collecting a fairly decent collection on VHS Video. Then some idiot came along and invented the DVD. Some of them VHS's I had paid quite a lot for. I lost My faith in Humanity for a while. I was starting to buy DVD's when someone came along and brought out Blue-Ray at which point, I conceded and gave up. :-)

Alex Lewis

9/1/2016 02:49:26 pm

Conspiracy? In the Sixties? No such thing Richard. If the Warren Commission say there was one gunman, and all the conclusive physical evidence says there were Two at minimum then it's quite clear to Me Richard that the most sensible, rational thing to do is ignore the evidence which does not, and cannot lie & accept The Warren Commission which is Mans word that can and does lie all the time to conclude: There was One assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald (Patsy to His Friends) and Patsy acted alone because they have said so!

Had Mr Oswald Lived, I do believe President Johnson was planning to announce that The Independent Panel to investigate The Death of President Kennedy would Be headed up by Mr Lee Harvey Oswald because, quite clearly, the Government don't conspire and they most certainly do not Lie!

Richard

9/1/2016 03:28:35 pm

The police dispatcher sent out an all points bulletin after this crime to be on the lookout for an ice cream van, driven by a man of Welsh ancestry, aged 65-100, with grey hair, tinges of red at the back. After a high speed chase of 5 mph, the man told police he just saw a man waving a gun and a 4-iron, running towards the 2nd tee. The police bolted into the park, never to be seen again. The geriatric Zodiac wrote a letter two days later, containing a golf glove, saying "if you think I was going to kill that couple on the 18th, you deserve to have 18 holes in your head, you will never catch me, ask the Vallejo cop about my pitch onto the seventh the other day.
Zodiac 69 SFPD +4.

Alex Lewis

12/20/2016 09:10:36 pm

"Dear Dear Me. This is the Zodiac Fuming. . .

I have grown rather angry with the police for their use of sirens when I'm on a Parr 4 Birdie Putt! I shall no longer pluck My Driver and tee off on the 17th hole. My drive sliced right into the trees by accident.

PS. 2 putts pulled a double bougey! As I was ferreting for My ball in the undergrowth, this gopher popped up and spat my ball at him. He asked would I like to take a drop shot and I said yes I would and chipped the ball onto the green where it bounced and flew off around the corner into the sand trap as I seemed to direct it. Hey goof ball, doesn't it rile you up to have your ball bounce into a sand booboo?"

Alex Lewis

12/21/2016 03:47:49 am

Richard I do believe you should endeavour to post comments in a more mature, grown up fashion.

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This is a Welsh Chappie Speaking! I am still out here just doing my thing! I have grown rather angry with some for telling lies about Me suggesting I had gone away forever, which is just wishful thinking.

I am the same Welsh Chappie that resides in the NEWPORT Area of South Wales, a City that had this Hit Parody 'Empire: Newport State of Mind' recorded on Location in and around the City. .​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eijc2tGe-zM