And now here's a heavy favourite for Worst Bit of Parking in The History of The World Ever.

Even worse than the awful, awful mess that the Canadian X5 driver makes of the parked cars is her (for it is indeed a her) post-crash reaction: sit very still for 30 seconds or so - presumably turning a disturbing shade of whitish green - before blazing out the car park before anyone notices.

We're told that the hapless parker was tracked down and will appear in court in early December. Can anyone suggest a decent defence to get her off the hook? Anyone?