Sterling Heights is a relatively quiet Detroit suburb home to the plant where Chrysler 200s and Dodge Avengers are built. It also has a city councilman who allegedly stopped a random construction vehicle in his neighborhood with his body and then called 911 screaming "EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY."

Chrysler has teamed up with an animal rights group to save 100 feral cats at the Sterling Heights, Michigan Chrysler assembly plant because they can't seem to be bothered to save their cars, workers or company. WTF is Chrysler doing?