Ashley Alexandra Dupre offered $1 million from Joe Francis

Joe Francis is offering Gov. Spitzer’s $4,000 a month prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 million to tell her side of the story and do a non-nude photo spread (Eh?) in his new magazine. She’d also go on tour with Girls Gone Wild. Us Magazine reports:

“Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country,” Francis said in a statement. “It’s clear that the public wants to see more of her. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away.”

Us Magazine also says Ashley has made over $200,000 off her two tracks on Amie Street. Now she stands to rake in a cool mil. It’s almost like Ashley hit the jackpot. Or it hit her on the chin. I dunno, I’m not very good with metaphors. But hopefully I’m good at seducing certain Austrian governors then hitting the big bucks. Do you think Arnold’s into blondes or brunettes? What’s Maria Shriver? Besides the walking dead.

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“You can get that kind of girl anywhere on any street corner with her “skills” please.”

If that were true nobody would pay these high-priced escorts. On street corners you get bitter abused drug-addicted prostitutes who want you to finish as quickly as possible. Or at least that’s what Jimbo told me.

What’s with all these “model” shots and then the random, pudgy-awkward-phase high school yearbook photo down in the corner. Speaking of which, she looks like this girl from way back in my own school days that everyone used to call “Horseface”.

With the Democrat race so contested with acrimony, it’s time to put up a third winning candidate with executive experience.

The only candidate of the three with executive experience would be Ashley.
Cuz she had sex with the Guv a bunch of times and as Shrillary tells us, this is the path to power. You take the resume of the person you fuck and call it your ‘experience’ and you are now all ready to be Prez.

Example of how is the US to get recognition all a woman needs to do is be fake and a slut. Very nice. A woman who actually words her nads off like Hillary Clinton is just demeaned and undermined for actually being a high achiever.
A slut is patted on the back. No wonder the world is so fucking fucked up.

57 – “A woman who actually words her nads off like Hillary Clinton is just demeaned and undermined for actually being a high achiever.
A slut is patted on the back. No wonder the world is so fucking fucked up.”

One fucked a governor and is now famous and about to make a million. The other fucked a Beatle and for that a court awards her nearly $50 million.

My, my pussy is expensive these days!

Fuck working hard to become rich. You just need to be born with a nice pair tits and a nice ass. And, of course, be willing to either a) sell your body or b) fuck the person you claimed to love when you made your wedding vows.

I’m beginning to think that Rosie Palm is the best friend a man could have.