A: Makes me love that second photo a little bit more. Also, I accidentally clicked on a half-naked photo of Lance Armstrong and now I feel all grody.

M: EW. UNSUBSCRIBE!

M: Here's the deal, Matthew. We don't expect a lot from you. No one thinks you are the best actor in the world. What we want is to be able to imagine hanging out on a beach with you, drinking some beers, and laughing. THIS IS WHAT WE WANT:

M: OKAY AND THIS TOO:

A: YES WITH THE SURF BOARD.

M: And the skateboard! He looks like so much fun! WHITHER FUN MATTHEW?

A: Hey, remember when he was caught all high and naked and playing bongos? THAT was when I knew he was okay by me.

I saw him in real life about 10 years ago. I was training for a marathon while I was living in NYC. I practically ran right into him on one of my runs. It was just him and me. No one else around because it was early AM. He was just coming out of his movie trailer. Anyhow, our eyes locked. WOW! And we smiled at one another. Before seeing him in real life, he did NOTHING for me. But let me tell you, he has insane charisma in real life. After I ran by him, I kicked myself for not saying something like...."do you have any water in your trailer? I've been running for a long time and need something to drink." Ah, oh well.

I can certainly see where he would have "insane charisma." He's hot as hell! Plus, he's got that Texas drawl, which in and of itself, can be a quite attractive sometimes. (I'm married to a former Texan). I love the mischevious twinkle in those gorgeous eyes in the pic of him in the red shirt.

The skinny pictures just creeped me out. They remind me of the nasty, sweater-vest-wearing algebra teacher with the gobs of white spit in the corners of his mouth. Only thing missing is the black hipster glasses. Ewwww.... I wish I could erase those skinny pictures from my memory.

Ooh, links.

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