Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 30, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ gave everyone a chance to dust off their favorite blonde jokes. Good thing we didn’t go with a picture of all the former living Presidents. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

(guido81_MA) – “The poster child for “Cross Boston University off your kid’s college search list if they plan to be an Economics major.””

3) (Rick Adams) – ““I just want to say that being elected is, like, a compliment I’ll remember for as long as I can! Right now I’m a freshman to Congress but my ultimate goal is to become a veterinarian, ’cause I love children!””

(BluesHarper) – “This time when we colonize Mars we need to be kinder to the Indians.”

4) (Retired military) – “Reporter “What is your stance on undocumented aliens?” Cortez “Well as long as their spaceship doesn’t cause any traffic problems then I think they should be allowed in the country like everyone else. I mean how does their planet know what documents they need to enter the US legally””

(TheyTukRJobz) – ““So, I keep looking for this house, but all I see is this big white building with a dome, I mean what the heck, right? Then I find out that not only don’t I get a house to live in, I have to rent my own apartment! Who knew? Why don’t they tell people this? It’s racist!””

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “Her day job is now helping to make the laws we all live under … enjoy.”