Oh brother did I jerk off to Anna Nicole when I was a teen... She was one of the very first big-boob chicks I liked, and helped understand my sexuality for what it is: a big-tit lover... Say what you like, but Anna has done countless good deeds. She has brought so much pleasure to so many guys, and for that, I am sure the Lord will reward her. RIP

That 1 braincell she had left probably died causing a massive dumbass attack. That's probably what killed her. And you know, millions of blonde women everywhere are crying because Anna gave them hope...Even though she was dumber than a box of shit, she still made something of herself.