Yanks_RSJ:The internet only truly wins if he's eaten by a bear while he's up there.

Seriously, fark Pitbull and anybody who enjoys his "music".

my only problem with him is that he seems to think that the american public is stupid enough to believe him when he endorses both dr. pepper and bud light as the preferred drink at his wild dance parties. WHICH IS IT PITBULL, TAKE A STANCE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

We could use him to force others to take a stance. Arrange a private Pitbull concert for the Syrian Government, and Assad will immediately step down. Arrange another for a few days later for the Turkish government, and w/in five minutes and out of sheer spite, they'd officially recognize the Armenian Genocide once and for all.

marsgwar:FreakinB: I'm no fan of Pitbull but, in all honesty, I actually gained some respect for the guy in his response to this.

Yeah, unlike people in this thread he seems like a good sport.

He should be a good sport, he's managed to turn zero musical ability into a lucrative career performing for imbeciles - doing nothing more than taking other people's music and randomly saying words (or just making noise) over it.

thomps:Yanks_RSJ: The internet only truly wins if he's eaten by a bear while he's up there.

Seriously, fark Pitbull and anybody who enjoys his "music".

my only problem with him is that he seems to think that the american public is stupid enough to believe him when he endorses both dr. pepper and bud light as the preferred drink at his wild dance parties. WHICH IS IT PITBULL, TAKE A STANCE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

No, no, its the same drink. That's a blauuowghhabomb. Goes down like it sounds. All the bros are drinking it.

Killer Cars:thomps: WHICH IS IT PITBULL, TAKE A STANCE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

We could use him to force others to take a stance. Arrange a private Pitbull concert for the Syrian Government, and Assad will immediately step down. Arrange another for a few days later for the Turkish government, and w/in five minutes and out of sheer spite, they'd officially recognize the Armenian GenocideNot to thread jack but let it go it's been nearly hundred years. Chaos as an ancient regime was falling.

My thoughts exactly.... Let's send him to one of the most beautiful summer locations in the US and pay him to do it.

Everyone wins here as well. Wal-Mart gets a social media campaign to go viral, Stripes Energy gets their name out there, Pitbull is seen as a class act in the whole thing, Haters THINK they are exiling him and Kodiak gets something to do for a weekend and a bump in its profile.

I feel good about it//Just white knighted Walmart and Pitbull.///time to drink all that away

It doesn't matter if he's in Kodiak or wherever. He'll fly in, they'll treat him like a king, he'll perform to an enthusiastic audience, he'll fly out and get paid handsomely for his efforts. Doesn't sound like a bad gig at all.