NBA suspends Bynum 5 games for displaying bizarre fat-muscle-boobs

Prior to Andrew Bynum's jersey-less moment in leaving the court during Game 4 in Dallas, we had thought (or assumed, rather) that the two possibilities for a man were either Mickeltits or pecks, but it appears we have discovered the first set of muscly fat boobs, previously seen only on the torsos of G.I. Joe figures.

Disclaimer:In the thoughtful interest of your eyeballs, we have opted not to use the topless Bynum photo because corneas nationwide are still recovering from the Mark Cuban photo.

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Paolo X

May 12, 2011 at 7:11 am

We observe in this early photograph, long before he became known to us all by another name, the problems that began with the abuse of free substances furnished by McDonalds long before he began to turn to the more notorious, illegal fare as noted in this later file footage: