Attack of the Show

After revealing that his father, a professional bowler, was the first athlete to ever appear in a beer commercial, Chris Hardwick imagines his dad going on to star in several bowling-themed sitcoms on 'Attack of the Show' (weeknights, 7PM ET on G4).

In reference to an internet video where an elephant eats its own feces, the 'Attack of the Show' (weeknights, 7PM ET on G4) crew comes up with a boardwalk game called "Elephant Reach" in which contestants reach into an elephant's rear and extract prizes covered in a mysterious brown substance.

Danny Trejo is no stranger to Hollywood. The veteran character actor has appeared in nearly 200 films, but Robert Rodriguez's upcoming film 'Machete' is his first lead role, and one that finally allowed him to take advantage of a leading man's perk -- making out with a beautiful co-star, he said on 'Attack of the Show' (weeknights, 7PM ET on G4).

Credit goes to filmmaker/actor Eli Roth for one of the best viral marketing campaigns we've seen in some time for his new movie 'The Last Exorcism.' Roth used Chatroulette, a website that pairs strangers for webcam-based conversations, to showcase footage of a young woman undergoing a demonic transformation.

See what playing too many violent video games can do to you? After Rob Huebel's Xbox 360 goes on the fritz, the actor brings it with him to an appearance on 'Attack of the Show' (weekdays, 7PM ET on G4) in the hopes that someone can help fix it.

Congratulations to Lindsay Pulsipher of 'True Blood' for finally having her first encounter with an adoring fan. Unfortunately, it happened while she was sniffing deodorant at Target, she said on 'Attack of the Show' (weekdays, 7PM ET on G4).

When things get wacky on 'Attack of the Show' (Weekdays, 7PM on G4), they have a tendency to go absolutely insane. After a hunk of cheese named Wedgely Snipes keeps interrupting co-hosts Kevin Pereira and Alison Haislip, they exact their revenge in a most brutal fashion.

"That's an angry piece of cheese," Haislip said when Wedgely began taunting Pereira. "I can take anything you throw at me," the cheese declared. This act of defiance prompted Pereira to pull out a massive cheese grate, shouting, "You want to taunt me on my own show, Wedgely?"

Wedgely whined and apologized after a good grating, but before long he was back to form. "You couldn't finish the job!" he chastised Pereira. "You're nothing!"

This time Haislip stepped up and got Wedgely's attention by turning her ravenous appetite to his children. The visual of the host chomping on a plastic eyeball was more hilarious than disturbing, but we think Wedgeley learned his lesson.

Warren the Ape appeared on 'Attack of the Show' (weeknights at 7PM ET on G4) last night to talk about what it's like to be, well, a puppet. Not only was his career going in the wrong direction -- he describes himself as "the third Corey" -- but puppets always have to deal with the fact that they live their lives with a human hand shoved up their backside.

Now that's something you're going to think about every time you see a puppet.

'Warren The Ape' is a spinoff of the FOX/IFC show 'Greg The Bunny' that aired several years ago.

This clip will probably make even people who don't like soccer like it just a bit more. It's from an Icelandic soccer game. When one team scores a goal (a big event in soccer, considering the scores the games often have), they have a rather unique way of celebrating. Imagine the celebration that football players often have when they score a touchdown, only with 1000 times more creativity.

The gang on G4's 'Attack of the Show' (weeknights at 7PM ET) recreated the scene last night, with their special AOTS-ish spin, of course. It involves rope and a branding iron.

Like most of the world, Kevin Pereira and Alison Haislip of 'Attack of the Show' (weekdays, 7PM on G4) love Isaiah Mustafa and his Old Spice commercials. Haislip even spent a few lingering seconds smelling Mustafa.

Mustafa broke down the latest commercial and divulged the use of prosthetic limbs, saws and wires. The actor had to log roll, use a saw barefoot while carrying and cake and then fly from a ledge into a hot tub. All this was done in close to 40 takes.

What did Mustafa find the most difficult? Landing in the hot tub.

"It was the coldest water in the world," Mustafa said. "It was so cold." Some hot tub.