Man that made me laugh! I think every haiku should end with the line 'refrigerator'. I only wish I could have thought of this on my own.

What is almost as fun as having the shirt, is wearing it and watching people's reactions. Some people laugh, and some people look at me like I'm from outer space. The way many people may be looking at their computers right now. Fortunately for those reading the post you can at least google it and figure out what a haiku is.

Then the process begins, I try to explain a joke, which as you know, always makes it so much more funny... Not really. There are some jokes that are just no fun at all if you don't get them. This is one of them.

Moral of the story: Pay attention in English class and your life will be more fun.