Archive for the ‘Leela’ Category

Oh man, I should have refused to play their game today… The guys wanted to have some toon BDSM fun, and I thought it was a nice idea, too. But unfortunately BDSM meant tortures not only for the girls, but for the boys as well. And the thing that happened next was horrible. Fry roasted my dick with a burner, and Zoidberg machined it with his rasp. That hurts so much! But I think that’s not the worst treatment for today, ‘cause the girls were fucked so roughly that I am glad I got away. They were tied tightly, their asses were stuffed with different dildos, and their mouths were filled with cocks, so that they barely choked. Horrible tortures for Leela and Amy – I don’t envy them!

Well, at last all came back to normal at our job. The day before we had a traditional, routine if you want, fuck starring Leela and Amy. The girls tried their best to please Fry and me, and Kif, too. I was fucking Leela in her ass, and Fry thrust his shaft inside her warm mouth. Amy gave her snatch to Kif, who was pleased with such attention. He nailed her hard to look a professional fucked in her eyes. Miserable bastard! I, Bender the almighty, was on top of my fame and glory as I fucked the girls in their twats with my shining metal cock! And Fry was fucking Amy’s feet – is that what humans call fetish? Well, you can see all for yourself – I’ve compiled the sex pictures into a porn gallery.

Guess what! That retard has drawn another porn comics! Man, his stupidity is naturally killing me! This time we all came to see Professor. And he started sucking Fry’s cock at once! He swallowed his meaty snake, then grabbed my metal shaft and swallowed it too! Amy exposed her tight butt, and Fry shoved his hose inside, pounding her with all his energy. Meanwhile Professor was giving blowjob to me. Meanwhile Leela was bouncing on top of Professor’s cock, screaming as her boobs jiggled so hard they could rip off! Well, all this smut ended with a huge cum shot all over the girls’ faces, bodies and the floor. That perverted Fry! I’ll kick his ass if I catch him!

Daamn, I knew that Fry is stupid, but that’s absolutely insane! That idiot has discovered an artist in himslefl, dammit! He has drawn a porn comics, and is now showing it to everyone. I took a look and was stunned – that jerk has drawn a threesome with himself, me and Leela! And it’d be ok, but one little detail – I look a complete retard in it! I give handjobs and act like a stupid! Fry fucks Leela in her snatch, then I fuck Fry, then he sucks my metal hose, Then we all drown in an orgy! Ugh, what a disgrace! I’m ouuta here, gotta kill Fry! Damn him for drawing such crazy shit… That’s not a Futurama porn, that’s bullshit!!! Freaking funny bullshit, though…

Fuck, I knew that Fry is a weirdo, but that he’s bisexual – no way! Didn’t even think of it. Nevertheless, last night when we all had sex at our workplace, he jumped on top of Professor’s dick and started bouncing, moaning from pleasure! I don’t get it – was he drunk? ‘Cause then he had his butt slammed by Amy’s brand new strap-on! I started thinking that he was gay, but he started pounding Leela’s hot pussy, and I calmed down. The rest of the sex party was great – I banged Leela and drank beer at the same time. That’s two of my favorite hobbies – fucking and drinking!

I wanted to have a good sleep, but those horny bitches woke me up. They said their pussies were terribly itching, so they asked me to fuck them in their plump twats. Well, I was pissed at first, but – hey! What else are the friends needed for? I pulled off my metal snake and shoved it inside Leela’s tight hole. I poked her for an hour at least, and she still asked for more! Amy was licking her clit, teasing herself at the same time. Then the guys woke up, and hurried up to give girls a hand. Or, let us say, a cock. Fry ripped Amy’s snatch with his wiener, and even Nibbler licked his lady’s twat. Ah, one could make a perfect Futurama porn movie from that! Well, gotta go. Watch and envy me – Bender almighty and alsexy!

There was a party yesterday, and I can hardly remember what happened. Drank too much beer, I think. But my faithful camera has got it all – the built-in one, I mean. When I scanned through all the pictures, I was stunned – the place was naturally blown yesterday! Hermes naile Amy in her sweet ass, Zapp Brannigan was licking Leela’s skin boots, working as her sex slave, and then made Kif his little bitch, pounding him in his butt! Even Fry, that miserable looser (and my friend, part-time) had himself two girls at the same time – bothe hot Amy and Leela were sucking his cock, swallowing it completely! Well, I think I should really, you know… Slow down with tha alcohol stuff. Having said that… Nah, fuck it!

I got Fry and Leela a sex machine so they could spice up their sex lives, they had no idea I implanted a hidden camera on it so I could broadcast their dirty lovemaking online all over the galaxy! Not that I enjoy watching Fry’s naked butt and limp dick, but it’s worth the sacrifice if I get to whack off to Leela’s big tits and tight ass while she’s getting fucked by Fry on the sex machine.

Fry asked me to help him build Leela a birthday gift she would not forget. What better than a sex machine? By the time we were done, we had put together the meanest, leanest fucking machine ever built. Leela couldn’t believe it and she couldn’t wait to give it a test ride! The only condition, of course, was to let us see her doing it! I whacked my “bender” like 30 times seeing the sexy one eyed alien ride the fuck machine!

I got Leela a present with just one condition, to let me see her using it! As soon as she opened it up and saw it was a big strap-on cock, she told me she would use it with Amy! The girls got naked in bed and started having the hottest toon lesbian action, checking out my “bender” as they kissed, caressed and used the huge strap-on cock to fuck each other’s dripping wet pussies! They were having so much dirty fun together, they didn’t even ask me to join in! Maybe the next time!

Fry is what I call a good friend! Who else would let you participate in a threesome and fuck his hot alien girlfriend? Leela is a real piece of alien ass, man, I always get a huge boner for her, and it seems like she was quite intrigued with my “bender”. She asked Fry is we could all have a threesome, looks like robot sex is a turn on for her. Man, while she was sucking Fry’s cock, I was having a ball fucking her wet alien pussy, hoping I didn’t blow my load too soon inside her!

I love to snoop around the office; there is always something to see! Fry and hot Leela thought nobody was around, so I got to see the sexy alien babe giving fry a wicked boob job with her huge bubble tits. She was even sucking his hard cock while she massaged his shaft in between her meaty puppies. She may just have one eye, but it’s a good thing she’s got 2 tits, don’t you think? I though Fry was going to take her only eye out with a load of creamy spunk!