Iceback

PemberDucky wrote:Resident vegan sneers at co-worker's ramen. Co-worker responds:You live on toothpicks and tofu. Come talk to me about food when you eat something other than toothpicks and f***ing tofu.

SkekTek

Today, our network went down for about 5 minutes. I'm in a lab where it's not a problem, but there's a class next door. I see the network unavailable pop up on the computer that's on in the room. From next door I hear: "SHlT!!!" And the class laugh. Someone was running PowerPoint off his network drive... LOL

AZGman

. . . went to use the restroom and as soon as I walked in I heard stall #1 occupant hurriedly whisper, "I'll call you right back!"
Then followed a flurry of toilet paper rolling sounds and newspaper page turning.

I wondered if I had interrupted a session of "office restroom phone sex!!!"

---The only person who ever calls our lab is my boss's boss, looking for my boss, everyone else here carries cell phones. I'm glad she didn't think I was the suicide support line, but boy, I don't think I want to work for that solicitation firm either!---

KikiinMud

Schrobblehead

"There must be something wrong with his digestive tract, because when I walk into the bathroom stall after he's done there's something left behind and I always wonder how it gets there... at that angle."

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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