The machine prints out a blank warranty card to be filled in by the management.

I shred the card and put the trash in the bin. Who needs warranty with our infinite budget?

I insert a Benjamin Franklin into the machine.

I am an accountant working full-time (and some). I'm not here as often as I would like to be. Send a message if you need me. There are a few people in the community who can get in contact with me urgently if you need - don't be afraid to ask. I just don't check here as frequently as I used to. Sorry!