To get even further OT. This is David Lander started out (as many good things do) on Radio 4, as Delve Special and the whole lot can be got from here. Very funny it is too. No idea of how much Slattery is involved.

I finally got round to seeing this - how it took me so long I have no idea. I mean, it's got lesbian vampires in it and received terrible reviews. It's just my kind of film. Mind you I'd never seen it in a car boot sale for 50p before - that might have something to do with why I've never watched it. I feel robbed. Christ on a stick! what a piece of shit! So crap I can't be bothered to fulminate about the utter crappiness of it all and I love fulminating about the crappiness of films.