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A commentary on Earth Hour

I chastised myself all weekend after learning that I had missed the observance of Earth Hour at 8:30 p.m. Saturday, March 30th. How could I have been so callous?

I would have turned off all my lights promptly at 8:30 and sat in the dark for 60 minutes.

Being handicapped, I would have been cognizant that I should have remained in place for that hour, lest I trip and fall over my dog or something.

I do plan to celebrate Earth Day later in the month. After all, I would hate to overburden TVA's coal-powered steam plants thereby contributing to global warming/climate change. After all, all that CO2 is contributing to man-made global warming/climate change. Ha!

Folks, if you really believe this tripe, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Cheap, too. Happy Earth Day, go electricity free. For 24 hours. You'll love it.