Oprah Bans the Word ‘Bitch’, The Gloss Does Not Follow Suit

Oprah Winfrey is launching a new channel, the cleverly named Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN), in January. She has announced that the network will ban the word “bitch,” stating that the channel will be “fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches.” The Gloss HQ released this official statement in response to the news:

“We support Oprah’s decision and commend her for taking a stand. However, we are not as famous as her and need to resort to any means possible to generate traffic. Bitch. Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch. Bitchapalooza. Also, what is her sure-to-be-bitchin’ stance on the word ‘beeyotch’? Bitchinsky.”