Wendy

Uploaded 01/21/2009

A man had a brilliant idea to get a tattoo with his wife's name on his penis for their 25th anniversary. He heads over to the tattoo parlour gets the name "Wendy" tattooed on his penis and shows his wife the tattoo. She loved it and knew that her husband cares for her very much.

Now the wife's gift was a pair of tickets to Jamaica, so off they went to Jamaica. They get all settled and decide to party and celebrate a little bit. The husband after drinking by the bar had to take a piss. He heads over to the pisser and starts taking a piss.

A Jamaican man also walks into the bathroom and takes a piss right beside the husband. So they are both pissing and the husband happens to take a glimpse of the Jamaican man's penis.
It also says "Wendy" on it. So the husband asks:
"Oh your wife's name is Wendy to?"
To which the Jamaican man says:
"Nah man, my tatoo says Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day"