Secondly, the maker of Chuey Brand cycling hats has been arrested in San Francisco under unhappy circumstances. (Obviously most arrests occur under unhappy circumstances, but by all accounts this is one of those cases that's unhappy because the person getting arrested was the victim of injustice and police brutality.) By way of helping him, Stevil Kinevil of All Hail The Black Market is donating t-shirt proceeds, and his supporters have also set up a legal and medical aid fund. If you feel like helping him please do, and if you don't you can just come to Philly and tuck money into the elastic waistband of my sweatpants, and I promise you I'll use those funds to go on a Bike Nashbar shopping spree. (Because you can never have too much Primal Wear.)

I LOLed, and then I lulled, and then I listed left, and then I finally fell hard with my face onto the edge of the coffee table, and now I lisp.

If you'd like to donate to my dental reconstruction surgery, you can do so here.

I love you.

And now, I'd like to present you with a quiz, and so I will. As always, study the question, think, and click on your answer. If you're right $500 will magically appear in your wallet (but only if your wallet is made out of the hide of the highly endangered African wild ass), and if you're wrong you'll see a steep bicycle.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and either I'll see you in Philadelphia or I won't.

I love you,

--Wildcat Rock Machine, Attorney at LOL

(We're supposed to chuckle because the cyclist is getting hit by a car.)

1) This illustration accompanied an article about the Armstrong debacle in which periodical?

6) According to "Bicycle Retailer and Industry News," Budnitz Bicycles has developed a proprietary technique called "Budnitzing," which will reduce creaking and further enhance the durability of titanium frame tubing.

Snob you've made Spondee whatever you wanted to make it and for that congratulations. I think you caught the spirit of it, and then made it a little sillier than before. And for that, good sir, I thank you. KISS ASS

Ok Snobby here is the deal.I will donate $666,000 to any Kickstarter atrocity that you choose...if you will witness Babble and McFlyviolating their orifices with your Oreo double dong using only Cipo based lubricants. The only caveat is that this shitstorm must come to a froth by 4:20 next Wednesday.I will be satisfied, you will be satisfied.

Oh sure, Babble wins, then comes the USADA sanctions, then the denials, and finally the tell-all book about doping and lesbian encounters, with pictures (PLEEEASE).Finally, resignation from Babblestrong's board of directors.

The thing I am going to miss the most about injecting se....the "S" word into most scenarios is my ability to turn any song in American culture into a musical porno by keeping the rhyming the same but changing up the words.

Except "Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady", it's pretty good in it's original form.

Impossible. For the past 27 years all of his excess semem has been used to fortify the base of the Leaning Tower of Pisgah. Another medium would work much better but there is just so much surplus that had to choose the lesser of 2 evils. It's now a "load bearing" structure.

Casey Stoner makes it 6 in a row at Phillip Island. I really hate to see that kid retire in his prime. Like I did with the racy comment game. Two titans at the top of their respective and unrespective games.....G'day mate.

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About Me

While I love cycling and embrace it in all its forms, I'm also extremely critical. So I present to you my venting for your amusement and betterment. No offense meant to the critiqued. Always keep riding!