AUTUMN 2013 UPDATE: lately, i have been having amazing fun sexy
times with one of the coolest if not *the* coolest lady-bodied
persons in new york city. we are involved in an experiment in
monogamy, so i am not presently on the hunt. meanwhile, i am back
to teaching, so i'm going to try and anonymize this a bit. sorry
about the pictures. can't quite bring myself to take this thing
down though.

nerdy, scruffy appearance; inexpensive but particular tastes.
finally getting around to my years of decadence and debauchery, aka
bourbon and pornography.

DISCLAIMER: while i'm not just on this thing to pick up hot
babes, i'm very iffy on boyfriend/girlfriend heteronormative
relationships. this has less to do with wanting to date lots of
people at once and more to do with being an independent person
who's mainly attracted to other independent people. i don't wanna
own yr body. i don't wanna own yr time. i may get totally sweet on
you all the same, but still.

consequently you'll hear me speak mainly of "lovers" in my past.
this probably makes me sound like some dreadful polyamory fuck, but
it's the best way i can name all the friends that have also been
makeout partners, cuddlers, long rambling conversationalists,
etc.

the original purpose of this profile was to help me cultivate a
Reputation around town. soon, i thought, all the sweet, slutty
hipster babe-a-lots will emerge from the woodwork and find in me
their fated champion. it seems to have more or less worked out that
way. new york!

back to school, professional nerdperson, saying yes to things,
projects formerly forestalled. better broke than bored.

i've traveled, mostly in the name of architecture. lots of
memories. now i'm sort of focused on here-ness. exploring the city
one unattractive 1960s architectural masterpiece at a time.

my perennial dream is to live in some attic in the late 1920s or
early 1950s, with few possessions but lots of heart and
intensely-lived evenings. i am having as hard a time giving up all
my stupid stuff as i am finding a time machine.

whiteness, maleness, general class position, hair, beard (currently
in remission), nose. sometimes i like to imagine i have a cute
butt. people tell me that i wear unlikely color combinations and
girls' shirts but i have no real concept of this unless i'm
specifically thinking about it.

the gray hairs have started to show at a rate of about one every
few months, and part of me is weirdly stoked about it.

movies: i haven't seen anything that's in yr list and i rank dumb
things highly. die hard and kiki's delivery service is all i really
need. in the last two years i have been impressed by such
masterpieces as road house, darkman, drunken master, the fugitive,
and others. biggest disappointment on re-watch: the sandlot. what a
disaster.

music: anything that you can sing along to with giant emotions,
great tunes, good words. 50s rock, classic country, 70s AM gold,
chart pop and hip-hop of any era. core is beatles/elton/abba/wonder
pop-rock. also max tundra, chuck berry, the ramones, parliament,
wu-tang. miguel & the dream in the 2010s.

girls, architecture, songs i'll never finish writing, random little
phrases from books i haven't read in ten years, the search for the
perfect churned-up wallowin' mud bog, and all my dear sweet
inspirational friends now scattered across the earth.

i also like severe hipster girls with fly bangs, precise teeth,
and/or that one-side-of-yr-head-shaved deal. these things are
hard-wired and i cannot apologize for them. i've been kinda
swinging for femmier girls than i used to go for. not sure what
that's about - in the last few years my eyes have been turned by
skirts swooshing around thighs in a way that would shock and
confuse my 24-year-old self.

2) good alternative: are you into this strange trend of the totally
skin-tight show-yr-butt black tights, in combination with big goofy
megaman size boots that make you look like a superhero or somethin?
i approve of this trend, though i recognize this makes me really
lame and gross sounding.

3) i have unusual turn-ons and i would just say "i'm kinky" but i
feel like that's claiming unearned membership in a scene that i'm
just beginning to explore. i like the things i like; you don't have
to like 'em too, but open-mindedness is a nice thing and
squeamishness is passe.

previously i've tried to sum it up by saying "i like it dirty" but
this has been widely misunderstood. let's say "REALLY dirty." if
you do fetlife we can swap details that way too (tho i'm not really
active on there).

BUT. things don't always have to be so elaborate. i also like
making out and groping and sweaty bodies rolling and squirming
around together in the afternoon. oouh.

you wanna have yr picture taken. i do decent portraits though most
of my experience is with dumb buildings. if my current career falls
through i will go into the business of pinups and very niche
softcore.

you wanna ball and yr not shy.

i've seen many a profile proclaim: "don't message me if you want to
talk dirty to me." i kind of take the opposite stance on this
issue.

don't take any offense if i don't write back. i am a huge flakewad.
it doesn't mean i don't think you're nice n stuff. most people are
basically all right, yknow?