Only if you are a unicorn. the problem with that is that your essential sparkle pony nature will insure that you will not live to see the meet and greet. Possible causes of death include: falling off unicycle onto trash fence; auto impalement on horn or ukelaile; dehydration; encounter with DPW or death guild or Perimeter; lost on the way to the playa and never found. There are others, some even more gruesome, but I think I got the list of the most likely. These are the ones that would be on Family Feud with double-digits.

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oneeyeddick wrote:Due once again to circumstances beyond our control we have an announcement to make.

In order to obtain tickets at center camp for the 2013 burn you must actually be able to ride a unicycle, or play a ukulele.

If you can do both at the same time you are eligible for 2 tickets.

You might want to also include Limericks so Yggy can attend, not sure he can ride a unicycle, especially if forced to play said ukelele at the same time. But I'd surely pay a scalper for a ticket to see that one, yes siree bob!

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oneeyeddick wrote:Due once again to circumstances beyond our control we have an announcement to make.

In order to obtain tickets at center camp for the 2013 burn you must actually be able to ride a unicycle, or play a ukulele.

If you can do both at the same time you are eligible for 2 tickets.

You might want to also include Limericks so Yggy can attend, not sure he can ride a unicycle, especially if forced to play said ukelele at the same time. But I'd surely pay a scalper for a ticket to see that one, yes siree bob!

Due to the vast number of applicants that already own ukuleles and unicycles(I know, I know...who woulda thought, huh?), you must also be dressed like a bondage clown before you will be considered for assigned tickets.

That's right, I said assigned, stay tuned for more details about this new ticketing process in an upcoming Jack'sAssSpeaks.

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