Cameron Diaz is asking for too much

In an interview with InStyle, Cameron talks about fashion, men and family. Her style, she explains, is simple, but her taste in men is anything but.

“My list is all about balance. You can have smart but not funny. You can have funny but not very smart. You can have intellectual but not social. But … I want it all!”

Cameron Diaz tries to be sexy all the time, but she’s not. She’s actually really, what’s the opposite of sexy? Unsexy? Whatever it is, she’s it. Why some men are bewitched by her will forever be one of the world’s greatest mysteries. She’s like that frog that’s supposed to turn into a beautiful prince/princess once you kiss it, but when you do, nothing happens. It just keeps being a stupid, ugly frog. Transform you dowdy frog. Bah. *throws frog into oncoming traffic*