Madrid Prostitutes Withholding Sex Favors from Spanish Bankers, Until They Approve More Loans

While the banks of Spain withhold credit availability to Spanish families and small businesses, the capital’s high class escorts will be withholding their own sought after services. The protest began after one of the ladies halted her own sexual services until her client provided a line of credit and a loan. This ‘sex strike’ involves all bank employees, many of which have desperately created false occupations and identities in an attempt to enjoy some time with women from one of the largest trade associations for luxury escorts.

After attempts by the Spanish government as well as the Bank of Spain have failed at adjusting the country’s credit flow, the sex strike has shown impressive success. According to the trade association’s spokeswoman, “We are the only ones with a real ability to pressure the sector. We have been on strike for three days now (as of March 22nd ) and we don’t think they can withstand much more.”

Although many desperate Spanish bankers have attempted to involve the government in this dispute, their efforts have proved futile as the government never regulated this ‘high class hooker’ sector and as a result cannot mediate the conflict.