Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.

timswar:Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.

Maybe we should let him go, because, you know, land of the free and shiat.

Or why don't you take your terrorist-loving ass and move to Afghanistan, you goddamned appeaser.

timswar:Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.

He's Muslim. It's against their religion to do anything else with the hand they wipe their ass with.

I was distracted by the sidebar article about Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts... which to the best of my (admittedly slim) knowledge, she's never fully displayed on camera, so I don't really see the point of insuring them "for millions".

Am at work, so will not be doing any kind of research on that topic.

Sadly, the grumpy cat 'shops from the next thread are more entertaining than the films of hers that I can recall.

Why is this man alive? Seriously. You you think you are denying him pillow time with the 72 virgins he thinks he's going to get when he dies? You must think he's going to get them, you are punishing him by not allowing him to proceed to his reward. He can't possibly know anything of any intelligence value any more. Take him to a nice comfortable cell, give him a vitamin hot of something that will put him to sleep forever, done. Really, I'll do it for you if you don't have the courage, just give me the needle, it's no bother, really.

Theaetetus:MaudlinMutantMollusk: FTFA: His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly....

And the hook helped... how?

Maybe he's got a piercing and could aim by hooking it?

/with the spork, it'll just splash everywhere.

Just attach one of those jumbo-sized Krazy Straws to his prosthetic. The plastic is relatively harmless, he can use it for foods like soup and porridge and can even pee through the loops or the straw, his choice.

timswar:Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.

IIRC the guy's other hand was blown off in the same explosion which took righty and his eye.

I think he may only have used one hook however, because two hooks would look silly.

FullMetalPanda:timswar: Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.

He's Muslim. It's against their religion to do anything else with the hand they wipe their ass with.

So...he's perfectly able to go to the bathroom, turn the tap on and off, etc. with one hand. He's just unwilling to.

timswar: Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.

The radical preacher, 54, is facing 11 terror charges in the US after finally being extradited from the UK last year.

FullMetalPanda:Vodka Zombie: FullMetalPanda: He's Muslim. It's against their religion to do anything else with the hand they wipe their ass with.

I've met people who actually believe this about Muslims.

Dude, look at how most of them eat. With their hands. Go wipe your ass then eat with the same hand then.

I know, right? It's totally like McDonald's or Taco Bell or KFC or....

They're totes savages, man. It's like they're not even human or anything. We should find a scientist person and have them tested to see what their genetics say. They could be, like, a whole new species or sumthin.

I know when I think "hard time using the bathroom" the idea "hey, a spork would really help out with that," leaps to mind immediately. But then again, the hook would also seem to present certain difficulties. Maybe they should outfit him with a few seashells?

I don't mean to sound superficial, but al Qaeda could really use a couple of image consultants on staff. Why are these guys always so ugly? There are plenty of good looking men in the Middle East, so there's no reason why these whackjobs have to look this revolting.

I say fit his stub with a loaded gun that has a pressure plate at the muzzle for a trigger. Then cover his other hand with a large cast that immobilizes it. That way he has to scratch his balls and wipe his ass with a loaded gun that could go off with any false move.