Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Remember when we all went to India and passed
out all those condoms.

Adam Scott: It's been a good run.

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Man, this sucks.

Adam Scott: What?

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: It sucks they cured AIDS. There, I said it.

Adam Scott: Believe me, we're all thinking it.

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I know that millions of gay guys and Africans
aren't going to die now. And I know this is what we've been working all
these years for, but, I'm sorry, it's just like really shitty timing fo
me. You know?

Adam Scott: On Monday, Beth gave me a raise. Guess what happens,
Tuesday? They cure aids.

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: I know there's no right time to cure AIDS, but
during a recession? Really?

Adam Scott: Recession? How about the worst economic meltdown since the
Great Depression.

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Scientists are such assholes.

Adam Scott: Yeah, no shit.

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Part of me is just like, what the fuck
happened to cancer? You know? I thought for sure they'd cure that shit
first.

Adam Scott: Yeah. What do they have, like, twenty ribbon colors now?

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: What kind of pussy ass disease gets cured in
like twenty years anyways? It took longer to cure fucking polio.

Adam Scott: What happened to the common cold? They still haven't cured
that.

Elizabeth Wright Shapiro: Right. So, basically, a cold is worse than
AIDS now. I'd rather get AIDS, than a cold.

Ken Mitchell pops his head back into the room. He's carrying a piece of
cake.

Ken Mitchell: Look who stopped by to say hi.

Brian Gallivan comes into the room. He has lesions on his forehead
consistent with AIDS.

Brian Gallivan: Hey. Hey.

Adam Scott: Oh, Jesus Christ.

Brian Gallivan: I just wanted to thank you guys for all the hard work
you've done. (claps Adam Scott on the shoulder) Thanks to you I'm gonna
live.

Adam Scott: Matt, is this a joke? (to Brian Gallivan) What is this?
Okay, congratulations, now go fuck yourself.

Brian Gallivan looks back and forth between Adam Scott and Elizabeth
Wright Shapiro.