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California — The Land of Milk and Honey and Strippers

CBS: The July 22 killing of Calvin Lynch, of Moreno Valley, led Riverside County sheriff’s investigators to the home, where they found the strip-club setup, ecstasy pills on the kitchen counter and seven adopted children, all of whom were under the age of 11, according to court records.

Riverside County Sheriff’s investigator Thomas M. Salisbury wrote in an declaration in support of an arrest warrant that the home’s “lower level was converted into an exotic strip club, with alcohol, a platform/dancing pole and a private ‘Exotic Zone’ room.”

How many times have you seen in the news that some dude was arrested for bringing a child to a strip club, or a stripper mom who brought her son to the club during her shift? I’ve read at least two or three such stories. What they REALLY should have done is make a daycare business upstairs. You strip for a living but you don’t know what to do with your fatherless son? Just drop him off upstairs at the daycare while you’re at work. You wanna blow through your welfare check this month on some fat pig with an elephant butt, but it’s your weekend to watch your kid and your baby momma’s other kid from a different man? Just drop them two kids off upstairs at the daycare. This is day 1 stuff guys.

How much you wanna bet that these are all foster kids that the couple took in so that they can get free money from the state?