Quickie: Shemar Moore

“Whatever the sport is, I’ve tried it, you know? I’m always open to trying new things.” That’s a quote from Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore, in a behind-the-scenes interview for his Maximum Fitness cover shoot. We kind of want to write him fan mail, just so we can introduce him to one of the oldest sports in the history of the world. It’s called gay sex.

In all seriousness, how fucking scrumptious is this man? Sure, we feel a bit ridiculous using the word “scrumptious” to describe him, but those abs are so perfect that we want to devour him whole. And that smile? Gosh, if anyone ever smiles at us like that, we’re pretty sure we’ll fall to our knees and worship their dicks forever. Just in case you’re wondering.