Thief's plan to hide necklaces by swallowing them goes about as well as expected

On December 10 in Safety Harbor, Florida, a home burglary was reported. Ok, remember that. The Tampa Bay Times reports that the very next day, in Clearwater, Florida, police noticed a car driving “recklessly.” When they pulled over the driver, 21-year-old Joseph Bravo Ramos, they looked up the 2005 Chevy Tahoe he was in and noticed it had been reported stolen. Mr. Ramos was arrested on charges of grand theft and driving without a valid license. He was also cited for reckless driving. Police took him to Pinellas County Jail and put Joseph through a SecurPass X-Ray. It’s then that they noticed something peculiar: a large dark mass near his stomach.