GUTFELD: They said, “You are free to open whatever you like. If you won’t consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you are not going to build dialogue.”

BECK: Oh.

GUTFELD: Yes. And you know I love to build dialogue.

BECK: Sure. Especially—you do that at Grind Zeros.

As you know, the site of the 9/11 attack in NYC is the second most sacred place in the world to fRighties. (At #1 – Where ever it is they think George Washington received the holy giant weeping eagle from Jesus). But it is only natural that the thought of sex with a living human being is enough to convince Glenn to stop dry-humping the victims’ corpses.

To be semi-serious for a moment†, check out this exchange between champion of gay Muslims Gutfeld and champion of on-air wanking, Beck:

GUTFELD: Or Ji-Hunk. How about Infidelicious? Or Turban Cowboy?

BECK: Yes.

GUTFELD: You like Turban Cowboy?

BECK: My favorite?

GUTFELD: What?

BECK: Suspicious Packages.

GUTFELD: Yes. That’s a nice one.

Because when creating a business aimed at gay Muslims, the smart businessman makes sure to remind his customers that they’re all scary, murderous, outsiders, no matter who they love!