Pet Peeves: Too many bubbles in my dishwater, smart people who think they're stupid, unreasonable people, cats who stand in front of my books while I'm reading, dog-earing instead of finding a bookmark, generalizations, people's drama, people with no sense of humor

Favorite Book: Runemarks by Joanne Harris / The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

A Random Note (7/8/15): I've been here for over six years now, which is crazy (but then I thought it was crazy when it was four years so I guess that doesn't mean much), and I've learned a lot about both myself and my writing while I've been part of this community. To be honest, I hate some of my earliest oneshots with the kind of burning passion that should be reserved for murderers and people who talk at the theater, but apparently people liked them. I even occasionally (less so now but still) get a review or favorite on them, which is baffling but flattering. (But then, I am a little bit biased on that front.)

Anyhow, if you'd like to peruse my archive and can find it in you to enjoy anything I've written, then I offer you my eternal gratitude. If you'd like something more substantial than that, I'm willing to send you a greeting card or some cookies, but who really wants to give their address to some stranger on the Internet?

"Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die, or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die."–Beckett, Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End

"We'll never survive.""Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one has."–Buttercup and Westley, The Princess Bride

"Such a strategist was the king that he had a contingecy plan for his contingency plan, and even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan."–Seeing Redd

"This is getting ridiculous. The first assassin kills the second assassin sent to kill the first assassin, who didn't assassinate anyone until we hired the second assassin to assassinate her."–Lee Mercer, Angel

"Grimms scare the living daylights out of most wizards.""There you are, then. They see the Grimm and die of fright. The Grimm's not an omen, it's the cause of death! And Harry's still with us because he's not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I'd better kick the bucket then!"–Ron and Hermione, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban [book]

"This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year and hails the other three. The food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so."–Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon [movie]

"This is me. I am amazing."–Zemouregal, RuneScape

"Maybe I'm going crazy, Damon thought, intrigued. He had never gone crazy before that he could recall, and there was some appeal in the idea."–The Vampire Diaries; The Return: Nightfall

"You know about this stuff?""Penny. I am physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains."–Penny and Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"Doctor, they've got guns.""And I haven't, which makes me the better person. They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine."–Rose and the Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who

"Do you trust this man?""I absolutely trust him.""So he's not some kind of madman?"[beat]"I absolutely trust him."–A soldier and River Song (about the Eleventh Doctor), Doctor Who

"Okay, need a proper look. Got to draw its fire, give it a target.""How?""You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?""Yes...""Sorry." [runs into the open] "Look at me, I'm a target!"–Eleventh Doctor and Amy, Doctor Who

"Oh, what’s this then? I love this. A big flashy lighty thing. That’s what brought me here. Big flashy lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually. Give me time. And a crayon."–The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who

"You're really that good?" he said at last.Loki shrugged. "I'm Loki."–Heimdall and Loki, Runelight

"I'm not arguing. I'm just offering a relentlessly contrary point of view."–Jeremy, Zits

A Selection of Quotes from me, my friends, and my family:

"If I had a dime for every time I saw a monster called Gray Maim the Jagged…""You'd probably have about a dollar.""I'd have a lot of dimes… How many dimes are in a dollar?""Ten.""Right. That's a lot of dimes."–My friend Alex and me, while Alex was playing Diablo II

"There was a spider on my arm so then I had a fit and then I died."–Alex

"Having your online friends try to stop you from procrastinating is like asking a blind guy to teach you how to read."–AmyQueen95, in one of our awesome PM conversations

"Honk your horn like crazy and see if someone will come beat you up so we can get an ambulance ride home."–Alex's plan to escape clogged up traffic

"I think I'm a conversation suicide bomber."–Alex

Grandpa: "It's older than we are. Alas, no one has offered to preserve us."Grandma: "Just dip us in bronze and stick us on the mantle."Me: -laughs-Grandpa: "That was a little weird, dear."Grandma: "You would need a really big mantle."–Me and my grandparents, in a discussion of the restoration of a historical building

"How are your eyes? Really bad or just kind of bad?""Just kind of bad. If I didn't feel the need to see details, I wouldn't even have to wear glasses.""That's what I say too… except 'details' for me are small animals and children."–My mom's boyfriend and me

For the first time in six years he desired someone. He wanted a single mom in his hometown who was hell bent on poisoning herself with junk food. A witchy woman with dark curls and blue eyes who made him smile. He was in so much trouble. (pre-series LL AU)

Soulmates UA: To her own mortification, Kara Zor-El's mating mark had only been active once, when she was on Daxam as a child with her parents for a business trip. But then, the DEO finds a Kryptonian pod. And there's someone inside it. But he's not Kryptonian, and her marking is suddenly active again. And she's not happy about it, not one bit. / KaraMel, diverges from canon.

The God Wars have raged for millennia, and still the proud city of Senntisten, former capital of the Zarosian Empire, stands tall. However, as its enemies plot to bring it down and the Ritual looms, can those loyal to Zaros defend it for much longer?

AU, plotty ensemble fic with slow burn Damon/Elena. On the night that Elena meets Damon, her cell phone dies before she can call home for a ride. Their conversation is never interrupted by her parents' arrival, Elena and her parents are never in a car that goes off Wickery Bridge, and Stefan never has to save Elena from drowning. Enjoy and review! (And then go read Part II.)

Katara just wanted to escape the ninjas with all her limbs intact. Too bad she'd gained an extra in the form of a grumpy firebender. Handcuffs are a pain, especially when your enemy looks this good shirtless.

After Zuko is struck by Azula's lightning, he wakes up in the Spirit World where he encounters Death, Time and Love. He must choose whether he will return back to the land of the living or stay where he is. [Zutara]

After the raid on the South Pole, Ozai took her in, changed her name, altered her eye color, lied about her origin, and called her something all together different. They said the spirits were what blessed her with her mysterious powers, but Zuko knew the truth. She was Ozai's secret weapon, a bloodbender; the last waterbender from the South Pole and her real name was Katara.

Zuko was sure that he was dreaming. It didn't matter that he had already pinched his arm (and, yes, it had hurt) or that he felt as awake as a bat-cat on a full moon. What mattered was that this was not his bedroom and there seemed to be no exit. Just endless, endless mist and rock. Oh, and he was trapped with the waterbender.

"Because they're going to arrest me for earthbending." And they did, but things didn't go according to plan. In fact, failure had never even crossed her mind. A capture!fic...of sorts. Muahahaha! Zutara (ongoing chapter edits)

(Under revision 12/2016) In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara

A colorful mixed bag of beansized fanfics for the EdWin lover who feels like a little snack. Fluff, angst, humor, drama, and many other assorted flavors! Most rated K, but may range up to T or even M. 97 posted out of 100!

Iroh had promised him that one day, he'd no longer feel like an awkward, unsure teenager. A chance encounter in the library put that assertion to the test. Zutara month 2015 prompts Secret Lovers and Caught.

Set after the S4 Finale, but with the history of "These Dreams" preceding it. An evil curse sends seven of Storybrooke's best into the dreamscape and it'll take all their combined wits to make it out. Rated M for occasional steam and dark themes.

SnowBaz fic. What if it hadn't taken Agatha and Baz so long to break up? Would things have moved faster with Simon and Baz? Baz is so frustrated knowing he can never have Simon. But when Simon comes in upset (and, more importantly, single), can Baz help himself?

Six years at the South Pole. Three days in Ba Sing Se. A month in Caldera City. And then, and then: this time, spurred by restless dreams, it's Katara who leaves. It's the Avatar who follows. It's Azula who watches. And it's Zuko who stays, and waits, and counts time by the number of days she's been gone.

One pirate gets impulsive, and an event starting in 'The Waterbending Scroll' sends ripples throughout the rest of Seasons 1, 2 & 3. A Zuko/Katara troubled friendship fic, to eventually become Zutaran in nature. Chapter 18: Caught in Crystal

In which Regina never cast the curse, and they never left the Enchanted Forest. Yet somehow, destiny has a way of making sure everything turns out exactly as it's supposed to. Captain Swan, Outlaw Queen, background Snowing. At some point, there will be spoilers for 4b.

He'd never known Graham, but he's seen his jacket hanging on the coat rack at the station. She's spoken to him of the other man only once, listing him as a casualty of this ridiculous war she's been waging against too many unseen enemies. He knew Neal very well, though, and now he knows August. She can't deny there's a pattern there, if someone wanted to see one. (post-416)

On wedding days, the Fire Nation looked to the future with optimism and joy. On Zuko's wedding day, Katara delved into their past with a heavy heart and prepared to relive the sacrifice she made when the war ended, when Sozin's Comet left the tarnished sky, when the fire lilies died...

Something has turned The Enchanted Forest upside down. No one is who they appear to be, and loyalties are rebuilt and tested as everyone tries to navigate their new path. When the machinations of an evil man threaten them all, can Emma and Killian overcome their differences to defeat him? And will their kindred souls lead them back to each other? Rated M for sizzle, as always.

Because mermaids, fairies, and the heavenly chorus all know there will always be stories at bars, whether it be about some existential crisis, musical prowess, knives, or cinnamon-sprinkled hot chocolate.

D/E, post-6x06. Takes place directly after the end of the episode. Damon is underwhelmed after seeing Elena for the first time. He starts to wonder if he should've come home when a late-night phone call changes everything. No longer a one-shot. WARNING: Contains spoilers for the episode.

When Prince Zuko captures the Avatar's Waterbender, he knows he can use Katara to lure Aang to his demise. His quest to keep her, though, will give rise to a reluctant hero and set them both on a journey to change the course of destiny.

Later, her mother tells her that she literally flew up the spiral staircase of the clock tower, and Emma has to admit she can't actually remember her feet touching the steps. Post-411, missing scenes and expanded canon abound, spoilers for 411 galore.

**Set after the S3 Finale** When Emma gets trapped in the dream world, Killian willingly goes under a sleeping curse to find her. As they navigate the dreamscape together, will they be doomed to finding and losing each other in all sorts of lifetimes? Or will they be able to get clues to their friends in Storybrooke to help them back to reality? Rated M for steam/dark themes.

It's an unreasonably hot day at Watford, what are you gonna do? "Finally Simon said, 'That's it,' heaved himself off his bed, and started to undo the buttons on his shirt. ... Baz sounded indignant. 'This isn't a strip club, Snow. Show a little decorum.' Simon turned his head and tried a smirk. 'You're lucky I'm keeping my trousers on.'" Flirting, fluff, and SnowBaz.

She takes the rose with her when they leave the restaurant. She's not sure why. It's not like she's planning to put it in a glass of water in her room or anything sentimental like that. (A missing scene from 404, "The Apprentice".)

Later, Katara can see how it all fell apart. Azula in her cell, growing roses; Zuko surrounded by enemies, slowly dying; their friends in the Earth Kingdom, safely escaping. And herself at the centre of it, saving lives and breaking promises. Set after finale, eventual Zutara.

Five years have passed since the Avatar defeated Fire Lord Ozai, and the members of the Gaang have all gone in their own direction. But when Aang invites them all to a Peace Summit at the North Pole and tells them of his new project, for which he will need their support, the group comes together again for adventure, fun and romance. AU. Zutara. COMPLETE.

AU; "Wonderland" is a swanky bar where David Hatter is a bartender and Alice Hamilton has just landed the job of manager. Oh yeah, because she's dating the owner's son, Jack. Written because I wanted these two to have a lot more chances to flirt. (Last two chapters are a re-telling of the same story from Hatter's POV.)

Even after a year and a half, despite what they said, Zuko and Katara can't deny that there's still something between them. All that's left is to decide what they're going to do about that something, and if they can live with those consequences.

AU. "I just want you to tell me how you fell in love with dad." "Fine." Henry's already jumping back into a sitting position, excited as a kitten with a strand of wool. "But I'm not telling you who your father is, and I'm changing all the names. I decided that just now. You'll have to guess which one he is, okay?"

Emma and Henry say goodbye to their friends and family and escape Storybrooke as Regina's magic defeats Pan's curse and sends everyone back to the Enchanted Forest. Or at least that was what was supposed to happen, but when Emma wakes up the next morning, she discovers that something went very wrong with the plan.

"I'm in the book now." To say that a lot has happened tonight is something of an understatement, but Emma is determined to make it all fit together on the same page. (Post-322. The title is stolen from the amazing Elvis Costello.) This is a Captain Swan story. There is mention of Outlaw Queen. (Constructive criticism is ALWAYS welcomed.) COMPLETE.

Emma stares at her wrist in her lap, her breathing getting shallow; she even tries, stupidly, to scrub the letters off but like David's and Mary Margaret's they're stuck fast. Forever. She has a soulmate. Somewhere in London, her soulmate is walking around—and probably just found her own initials tattooed onto their wrist. She might be within days of meeting them. Soulmate!AU

Kids learn language by listening to their parents. They learn behavior by observing people. So when a person is exposed to constant abandonment, it's only logical to assume that's all they'd know. That's all they knew how to do. Because it's a learned behavior.

Donna helps the Doctor understand yet another human concept in an unlikely place, and gains a bit more of an understanding of her Spaceman in return. Set in the latter half of S4, but no major spoilers.

An expanded and revised version of scenes from 5x18, "Resident Evil." Recent events force Damon to decide if Elena is his divine punishment, or his reward. As always, it's her decision that will make or break him and he could never have predicted the choice she would make this time.

ONE-SHOT/ Damon doesn't want anything to do with Elena, so he says. So she believes. But when he finds her limp body on Whitmore campus after Enzo attacks her, he can't help but to carry her home. It's not the first time he's carried her to safety either. But is Elena unaware of what is happening? Or is she secretly awake, stealing those precious moments while she can? /5x19 /ANGST

"It hurts, watching him slowly forget and not being able to do a single thing about it. Not one line, not one day...She never knows, from one meeting to the next, how much he's going to remember." An interpretation of how River Song perceives her relationship with the Doctor. Spans most of her timeline, rated for suggestive language, mild spoilers for S7, Doctor/River

An alien Queen comes to Earth seeking a mate, much to the alarm of humanity. But when the Doctor attempts to intercede, he's chosen instead! Unfortunately for the aliens, River Song is none too pleased. Set between "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan", also features Jack and Kate Stewart, rated for innuendo and some language COMPLETE

He stares at his brimming glass, wondering how much he will have to drink in order to forget that Emma has left him alone while she attends to another man, a man she's allowed to love her for the last eight months. A man whom, in her own words, she cares too much about. (Spoilers for 312, contains dialogue that does not belong to me.)

"How many innocent people would still be alive if you carried a gun with you?" Her words pierced like the machete in her hand, straight into the cavity between his hearts. He stumbled back as though the blow had been tangible. It was a long time since he had known someone who could cut him down as effortlessly as she could.

It's after Berlin, 1939, that the Doctor realizes he's running out of time, and already run out of lives. Discussion of potential character death, mentions of Amy/Rory and Doctor/River, alludes to some things discussed in-show in S7, but set after "Let's Kill Hitler", fairly angsty with a dash of comfort

She knew it was Wednesday, because it had been Wednesday every morning for the last four days, and she was the only one who seemed to notice. AU for the end of 3.11; Regina stops the curse, but there are consequences. Captain Swan.

Rose Tyler has left her old school behind, hoping to start over quietly. Then, months later, she meets the Smiths (where all boys are named John due to some long ago joke) and gains a dozen interesting friends. And after she falls for one of the Smiths and someone she'd hoped was gone forever returns, she resolves to face up to her past, and try and figure out her future. (Teen AU)

Because he's too busy being Rory Williams. Set before "Angels Take Manhattan", HP cannon pairings, DW cannon pairings. Final chapter now includes ATM spoilers and references S7 part 2. COMPLETE WITH BONUS CHAPTER 10

The Doctor can't fly his TARDIS... "Hello?" He exhaled slowly, taking a moment to absorb the familiar and comforting timbre of her voice. For centuries he had not heard it outside of his memories and they certainly hadn't done her justice. Until that very moment he didn't realise how much he yearned to hear her speak. "Hi, River—hmm, fancy that, name sounds different."

ONE-SHOT / Post 5x10 / Immediately following his breakup with Elena, harsh reality begins to set in for Damon. Because when you've devoted your life to loving another, how do you continue once you've pushed them away? And in the end, what does it take to right your wrongs once you are truly honest with yourself? Could a Christmas lie be the key to forgiveness? / DELENA

Just as Jack gets to meet Clara, the Doctor finally gives him the horrible news. A continuation of my AU Jack and Eleven series starting with "Don't Stop at Hello" covering so far the end of S5 through S7, set post "Bells of St. John", mentions of Doctor/River and character death, rated for alcohol use and language, sequel posted called "Believing Them"

He goes to her as a favor to his friend, her intended. That is how it begins, and will someday end. A possible telling of the story of the Doctor and his first wife. Set pre-series, mentions of the Master and Susan, but they aren't incredibly central characters in this, a semi-tribute to 50 years of Doctor Who!

When Simon and Baz are ambushed, poetry magic may be their only hope. Snowbaz. (1) This scene comes right before the last Carry On, Simon scene in Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl, page 423 (hardcover). Enjoy.

The moment the chains are secure around Azula's wrists, Katara breaks out into a run. Her boots slap against the stones and each step echoes mockingly in the empty plaza: too late, too late. Panic squeezes her heart as she sees him lying crumpled on the ground, and she wishes for just that moment that she were an airbender so that she might get to him faster...Zutara

Jack gets another shocking visit from his not-dead friend. Who's also married. Wait, what? Follows on from my oneshots "Don't Stop at Hello" and "Fixed", set post-"Wedding of River Song", Doctor/River, rated for some language, alcohol use, and innuendo. Sequel posted called "Keeping an Eye Out"

They say he's the king of the street rats, that when you fall in with him, you'll never go hungry again, that he has a harem of women from all over the world who will trek for miles and miles to share his bed. Emma doesn't really know about that harem thing, but the "never go hungry again" bit is enough to catch her interest after (at least most of) a life on the street. CS AU.

Jack finds himself giving advice on romance to the last person he'd ever expect: the Doctor. A possible explanation for the increase in the Doctor's flirting with River. Set between S5 and S6, but references both "A Christmas Carol" and the SJA episode "Death of the Doctor". Doctor/River, with some flirting from Jack, mentioned Amy/Rory, sequel posted, called "Fixed"

He moves in close and her palms suddenly flatten against his chest. For a moment he is frozen, unsure of what to do, but then her chin lifts and she meets his eyes through the hail of rain. — A collection of Zutara drabbles and story arcs.

ONESHOT. Tie in fic with 'Bad Night'. Martha and Mickey's trip to the pet shop takes an unexpected turn when they run into a skinny bowtie wearing alien declaring that one of these goldfish may or may not be the Queen of England... (Martha/Mickey) (11/River)

Takes place after FANG. Dylan and his friends play a prank on Fang that goes way too far, forcing Dylan to go from making a fool of his competition to having to care for him. In one night, Dylan learns some important things about himself and about his least-favorite Flock member, as well as some less important things about water sprinklers and Time Lords. Bromance, not romance.

Love is a shield, not a sword. — An attack from the Lost Ones leaves both Hook and Emma much worse for wear, and Hook presumed dead... until Emma wakes up, at least, and insists on going back for the one person who came back for her.

One banished prince. One feared Fire Lord. One red string of fate binding a young waterbender's destiny to each. In a Zutara epic that moves beyond love, beyond fate, we begin with nothing more than a simple question: What if Zuko joined the team following "The Chase?" But when you change one thing, you change everything.

Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.

The Doctor and River are on a date night during The Power of Three – or nights, they've lost count – where the Doctor does a mating dance for River, she turns tying a bowtie into a sensual experience, and a rest stop for dessert becomes a life changing moment. In response to a prompt at the River/Doctor Fluff Ficathon.

"So this is what you get up to at night. I always have wondered. And you always tried so hard to deny this was a snog box. What do you know? I was right... Ignore me, please. I'll just pop off back to bed. Do continue with what you were doing. Don't let me get in your way."

Emma likes to sleep with her window open. She never quite realized who she'd be inviting in. All things considered, however, Captain Hook showing up in her bedroom after midnight is hardly the worst of his offenses. Emma knows how to handle Hook. (AU post "Welcome to Storybrooke". Unapologetically Captain Swan.)

In-canon collection dedicated to Mystic Falls' favorite pastime (no, not killing in formal-wear): day-drinking. Each chapter is a stand-alone story told from a different POV, depending on who's doing the day-drinking and why. Focused predominantly in S4, but I occasionally move around chronologically and revisit some of my favorite drinking scenes from the past.

When River has trouble adjusting to the idea of a companion she's not related to, the Doctor says something he may live to regret... - Pure fluff, and featuring many fluffy things. My first shot at Clara too, so be gentle with me.

ONESHOT - Damon/Elena with a light side of Klaus/Caroline. Damon & Stefan want to bring Elena back, but Damon should know by now to be careful what you wish for. Spoilers up to 3X21 promo pics , but this wont be fully Season 4 compliant. Rated for language and some disturbing imagery only. Fic dedicated to and written for my readers/reviewers.

"I said go away, River." Amy's afterword had kept him going for a few hours, but the morning after, the Doctor had stormed in here changing everything, getting rid of anything that could remind him of Before. XXX River tries to awaken the Doctor from a near-stupor of grief. My own prequel of a sort to the Xmas special.

The past four years have built up to the moment that will define everything for Damon and Elena. When reality comes crashing down around them, they find themselves looking back on the past and trying to decide where to go from here. AU. AH.

The Doctor takes River to the Singing Towers...and then he does a Thing. When the Ponds find an empty TARDIS on their lawn, where is the Doctor? How is River alive? And if they find the Doctor, how can they get their friend back? Chameleon Arch fic, will feature several companions, written pre-season 7. Pairings: Doctor/River, Amy/Rory, Martha/Mickey COMPLETE, SEQUEL COMPLETE

"No matter how many times she said it until the last day, her very last, he would always know the truth." The Doctor reflects on meeting River Song again after the Library. Takes place during "The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone". Hinted Doctor/River

She broke the cardinal rule of living in Mystic Falls and to survive, she must rely on the one thing the rule was in place to protect her from. Until she discovers that the rule she broke, is one that will keep her from the man she could love most.

After getting into a fight with Zuko the night before his wedding to Mai, Katara starts to come to the painful realization that in order to truly be happy, that you first must learn to be happy with yourself. A story about a journey of self-discovery. Written for Zutara Week: Seasons.

Explores Tom's inspiration for his Tom N. internet profile. "Because somehow, some way, Ben was his friend. And you didn't just kiss a friend's girl and do nothing about it. Even if she kissed you." B/L

Katara keeps a journal of all the shenanigans that the Gaang run into. Chapter 49: there is much talk about the future - now that the war is over and everything is changing. Hakoda and Zuko talk. Katara decides that some things in life are worth the risk.

AU. He's a seasoned double-o with a penchant for deep blue aston martins and high-tech screwdrivers. She's a former jewel thief imprisoned for a murder she says she didn't commit. When she escapes to help him track... COMPLETE. RiverDoctor

Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.

Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.

AU. Lu Ten survived the Siege of Ba Sing Se, and the Earth Kingdom fell. Iroh rules the Fire Nation, but his reign does not go unquestioned. Meanwhile, a new Avatar is found in the South... and Princess Azula's idea of a prank changes everything. Zutara.

Melody Pond, Mels, River Song - whatever name she goes by, who better to tell her tale than herself? This is her full story, from beginning to end. River/Doctor, Amy/Rory. Guest appearances by Jack, Martha, Rose and Donna.

Warning: Crack!Fic. Though my beta mentioned it is a bit close to the truth for that... Also, spoilers through The Wedding of River Song. Because the question must still be asked... 11/River and Amy/Rory through inference.

When the unthinkable happens, it's never the thing you expected. It's the thing you never even thought you should be afraid of. - Damon/Elena deals with Stefan/Elena Post 2x22 Fic. Rated M for language, violence, and adult stuff in later chapters.

Inbetween AGMGTW and LKH. "Help me, River, please. Just one little hint. Just tell me where to start. Melody. How do I find her? You, I mean? Please, where do I start?" The hunt for Melody Pond takes it's toll on the Doctor. 11River. oneshot.

They start criss-crossing the country in search of Stefan, but somewhere along the way, they end up looking for something else: the love that will set them both free. D/E, on a road trip to salvation. 10-parter.

Post 2x22. Elena's not handling Stefan's absence well and Bonnie offers her the option of peeking into her future. It's nothing like she expected, but the moments may be exactly what she needs to jump-start her life in the right direction.

Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.

Tamaki has been pushing all of the hosts hard lately, and everyone is exhausted. When Haruhi falls asleep surrounded by certain hosts who are famous for acting a little off when they are tired, it is up to Tamaki and the twins to save her. Two-shot.

Zuko and Katara serve tea at Iroh's shop, which leads to Zuko and Katara getting shamelessly hit on. Their solution to their pervert woes? Pretend to be a jealous couple in order to scare off the grab-happy folks of Ba Sing Se.

A HikaHaru one shot, taking place at the end of Episode 16 during the scene in the church. Hikaru struggles with his guilt over leaving Haruhi in the storm, and puzzles over his new feelings towards her. Now translated into Polish by efronteria!

Fun with fanfiction tropes and canon cliches. The TARDIS gets a cold. The Doctor digs himself a grave. Amy thinks they should make him beg. River refuses to behave. Rory gets uncomfortable. Spoilers for all of S6

A Time Lord with questionable piloting skills, an irate and flirtatious archeologist, and a sleep-deprived kissogram. Just another night on the Tardis. oneshot. 11, River, Amy. set between 6.02 and 6.05

Max II has a lot of anger she needs to deal with. When Fang brings her along one day to meet up with Max, Max II shares some of the secrets that she's kept from herself. After all, she has to deal with her demons before she can sic them on her tormentors.

"It takes you leaving without a word to anyone but three of us, eight months and two hundred and four A4 pages to tell me that you love me. This proves my theory that you, Elena Gilbert, are an emotional idiot."

"He was the champion – no the lord – of foolhardy plans, whipped together at the last second with barely a prayer of working. But this…this took the cake. It was all up to Jack now." Ten, Rose, and Jack in a spot of trouble, several times over.

Five years after the Hundred-Year War, Fire Lord Zuko is hit with an assassin's dart, and falls into a coma from which he cannot wake. A week passes, and his prognosis is grim. But Katara could swear she hears him in her dreams...

A one chapter sequel to 'Lockdown'. Mostly Delena fluff as they try to figure out how to be in a relationship with each other. Just a little closure for those who weren't entirely satisfied with the ending to 'Lockdown'.

Elena's drunk and Damon's looking like a target. But is it really that simple? ONESHOT Damon/Elena *Post 2x09* - not nearly as fluffy as you might expect - Rated T for language and some adult-ish content.

North America has vanished, and the only evidence remaining of the Flock's existence is Lex Hardly, Max's daughter. Lex leaves everything behind in search of answers, and in the process becomes caught in a world she never could have imagined.

Ten, Rose, and Jack intend to visit a nice festival. Instead, they end up with mortal danger, time-y wime-y enemies, and a whole lot of running. Sequel to Two Months, but this story can stand on its own. TenRose. DoctorWhump.

"I'm sorry. Will had never uttered the words but he found himself close in the two weeks that had elapsed since he had last spoken to Tessa." A brief encounter between Tessa and Will after their disastrous conversation on the Institute rooftop. ONE SHOT.

A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....

The gaang decides to do their bit for the rural side of the Fire Nation by volunteering for community service. Katara and Zuko end up on painting duty together, and the rain and solitude make some confessions come about. Zutara fluff.

Sequel to Open Wounds. Ed returns to Rush Valley with one goal in mind. To hunt down the one who assaulted his mechanic. When outright violence fails, Ed resolves to beat the guy at his own game...whether Winry wants him to or not.

My throat closed with emotion and against all odds I found myself inexplicably wishing for the simplicity of the arena - eat or starve, kill or be killed, live or die. But there would be no silver parachutes to save me from this destruction.

Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!

SPOILERS FOR THE SERIES FIVE FINALE. 'On the outside looking in as a loudmouthed ginger in a white gown dances with her new groom, his thoughts stray towards Rose Tyler-and he lets them.' Doctor/Rose, hints of Eleven/River if you squint, Amy/Rory.

Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

POST-FANG ONESHOT! The time has come for Fang's final promise to be tried. Twenty years, come and gone, and Max uncertainly heads back to the cliff where the hawks once lived. But what will she find awaiting her? Will she regret trusting Fang?

The Doctor and Rose arrive at Jackie's flat before the ghosts start showing up in Army of Ghosts. Oh, what a difference two months can make. Not just a rewrite of Doomsday - more of a complete reworking. AU. TenRose. DoctorWhump.

Revised version. All Captain Roy Mustang wants is to do the job so he can get paid and keep flying. But he gets more than he bargained for when he takes on a passenger with two automail limbs and one deadly secret.

Much has changed in the flock after fifteen years. At their second reunion, secrets lurk at every corner and disaster strikes, upsetting the delicate balance of their new lives and thrusting their fate into unprepared wings. SEQUEL TO MR: THE AFTER YEARS!

Cast out from the demon world, a desperate and dying Spike turns to the Slayer for help. Buffy agrees to cure him if he takes a Blood Oath to never again harm a living being ... and so begins a strange friendship. SpikeBuffy

Selected Maximum Ride scenes done how I think they should have been done. Whether just from a different view, or along an entirely different line...I suck at summaries. Just...it's all Max and Fang. Forgive me, I'm a hopeless romantic.

After a depressing break up and a lot of alcohol, Fang finds himself in bed with his best friend's sister, Max. He has to decide whether it was a one night stand or whether he actually has feelings for her. AU. FAX. A little OOC. Minor sex references.

There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.

***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***

After The Gaang experiences bad breakups one right after another, Aang and Sokka devise a way to win back their girls: A love potion, of course! This can't end well... Zuko/Katara, Aang/Toph, Sokka/Suki and Mai/Ty Lee

“But if Jeb is using the spaghetti pot,” I whispered, eyes wide, “Where are the frogs?” Fang looked at me apologetically. “Just…don’t use the downstairs bathroom right now.” Set 3 years brfore TAE. Cute little idea I had, with the beginings of FAX! Yeah!

If you die alone in your house tonight, your cat will eat you." Very crack!fic-ish and almost completely free of angst. Hopefully amusing. Part of the Chronicles of Kyle, a series of oneshots which can be read separately.

Set right after season 2. For Buffy, there's nothing left in Sunnydale for her, now that Angel is gone, for Spike, he just needs to get away from what he did. So they both set out on a journey that will no doubt change them both.

Ten years after the Fall of the Military, one ambitious journalist is tracking down Blue Eyes, a famous photo from the Rush Valley Disaster. A photo of a girl with blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes...Edwin, Royai.

Pointless, but sweet little ish fic set about two days after the Cradle timeline. Buffy, Willow and Dawn conspire against Spike to get him over his selfdeveloped phobia of the bathroom. Fluff, angst, and silliness by the barrel. R&R

For anyone that has ever speculated about the significance of Buffy's hairstyles, fantasised about Spike, or wondered what Clem would wear to a wedding. Sheer Spuffy indulgence. And enormous fun! From 'Gone', S6 through S7.

When Azzanadra took a trip to the Jaldraocht Pyramid, he didn't expect to end up as a bystander in his own head, on a mission to uncover something that's existence is entirely unconfirmed with a bunch of people he didn't like. Life can be cruel sometimes.

Here within lies the story of why exactly Zamorak decided to undermine Zaros and begin the conflict that would shape the history of Gielinor. It all began... with a bag of chips. WARNING: COMPLETE CRACK-FIC.

In the wake of Zamorak's betrayal, Azzanadra pulls together the pieces of Zaros' final instructions. Unfortunately for him, there are those who want him out of the picture, and they have devised a devious scheme. [Oneshot – the lead-up to Azzanadra's imprisonment in the Third Age.]

There's something that Rose needs to learn, and there's only one person who is properly equipped to teach her. Of course, River Song and Rose Tyler could never actually meet. Right? — A character study that became a bit more, in which the Doctor is awkward, River is sympathetic, Rose prepares herself for the inevitable, and I bash none of the characters. (It can even be canon!)

After the loss of the Ponds, River puts her all into getting a grieving Doctor back on his feet. But even as she pulls him out of his darkness, she's getting closer and closer to her own. Without knowledge or intention, she might end up doing him more harm than good. [Interim fic connecting The Angels Take Manhattan and The Snowmen]

The flock has been trapped in an illusion for the past four years. With unlikely allies, a familiar foe, and a couple bottles of Snapple, can the flock escape from their life-long prison? AU continuation from Ch. 41 of STWAOES. Summary by StephanieZorander.

Kina Kalamari, reporter, detective, game show hostess, and recently self-appointed therapist, decides to hold a day-long therapy session for a group of individuals who we all know could really use some counseling. Oneshot.

From the producers of Secrets of the Barrows Brothers comes The Gods' Show, where we find out all the secrets of the six gods of RuneScape... Not that they want us to tell people that... WARNING: NOW THOROUGHLY OUTDATED, but still mildly amusing.

This is the story of a kooky reporter who decided to delve into the very murky waters of Iban's origins. She's not really sure she found anything, but you can make your own conclusions, and maybe even get to meet a few rather odd characters along the way.

Whatever happened to Omega and the Director after Itex's fall in STWAOES? The theory: They went to Tahiti. What better place for a vacation from life? Well, possibly anywhere...A very strange oneshot. Semi-parody.