Your majesty is like a stream of bats piss

I meet a fine Lady, too late in my life Can play an ugly part To entice and excite my loins Dr. Beh is going away bbbb Ne'er to lie another day was just a bore and a whore music is healing nothing but a big fat snore purple adult spots dance across the ceiling The tip of my tounge is not sharp, But it is split into to two. Or is this world much too sublime? I am no longer in my prime, Just like a soda and lime I'm never going to take a leak again chocolate because my eye is gouged with a pen fanny pack wet drink fifty times longer than she was corduroy rumbledethumbs who in the world do you think? Dont you love our humanities class?

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SECOND TERM SYNDROME or "Your Highness Is Like a Stream of Bat's Piss"

DobbyElfLord Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. This story is targeted for older readers and definitely earns the M Rating for violence, language and suggestive situations.

The Oscar Wilde Sketch

The out of control budget deficit and the economic mismanagement had finally caught up with the arrogant government and the nation fell. The big corporations agreed to bail the country out, if they could install their technocratic government, to put things to right. Then the country would be allowed to return to democracy. Whether the power hungry elite would return the nation to democracy, was moot. The next winter, the long predicted Asian flu decimated millions of people, plunging the nation into despair and chaos.

The complete first book of the series, , words and six long chapters. If you want to get to the most recent chapter, press "ctrl" and "f" and then type "chapter," and click until you get to the one you want. Farming accidents, disease, famine, natural disasters, you name it, it kills people in Towerhead.