My Twitter Name @skinny Is For Sale - $25k

Since I’ve had a few inquiries, I’m officially putting up my twitter username, @skinny, up for sale. It’s a certified, one-owner name in like-new condition. The first $25,000 cashier check or cash takes it.

Note to the high school students who have nicely asked if they can have it for free: GET OFF MY LAWN. Does your mom still wipe your ass? Go clean your room.

Seriously, though. I will sell my name. You got a weight-loss company in need of some social media juice? @ me on twitter… you know where.

This project is by Crystal Beasley a.k.a. @crystaldbeasley. I have a lifelong fascination with behavior and ritual, especially those where the participants reach some trance-like state. I experienced this firsthand in the form of speaking in tongues as a member of a fundamentalist church in the American South.