Look, I’m not saying there’s not an “art” to drinking, but the only thing the “art” should consist of is me butt-chugging the fuck out of a handle of Jack Daniel’s and then seeing how many beers I can shotgun before I projectile vomit everywhere. That is art, you over-classed motherfuckers. Not this “Oooh let me tilt the glass and daintily sniff at it” crap. That shit’s for pansies.