We're gonna get a little serious on this one, because it's very near to my heart. Oh yes, it's Hook time, and Hooktime is placed mysteriously close to my recent apostrophe, I mean epiphany* that Hook not only bombed at the box office but apparently it's, like THE WORST F@#$%!G MOVIE EVER MADE. Join me in this discovery right after the jump...

Born Allen Quaker-Oats Wilford Liberty -Medical Brimley in Salt Lake City, Utah, Wilford Brimley has done so much with his life it's ridiculous. And all despite his disadvantage: birthed from a walrus that mated with a talking mustache. Find out more after the jump...