A silly review of a bunch of tech stories from this past week, today featuring intelligent flatware at CES, John McAfee acting even crazier and the programming language of the year’s newest lady friend

ITworld/Phil JohnsonNo more missing a call because you're in the shower!

Did we all enjoy the big CES show in Las Vegas this week and seeing what new consumer toys we’re all supposed to run out and buy? There was so much there that I want that I would need a $1 trillion platinum coin to pay for it all. Anyone know where I could get one of those?

Anyway, believe it or not, there was some actual non-CES tech news, as well, this week, although most of it seemed to involve Google. Whatever. Let’s go ahead and celebrate Friday by poking fun at all of it...