A woman on the street saw a vendor, in front of whom was a wooden canister, inside which were many bamboo sticks.
The woman thought about some recent bad luck that she’d had. So she asked the vendor, “how much to divine my future?” The vendor’s face turned red. He said to the woman, “I am just selling chop sticks.”

I bet you 200 euros that I can pee in that glass on the bar and not leave a drop on the counter.

Okay, says the bartender. That’ll be 200 euros easily won.

The guy backs up and starts peeing all over the bar, leaving nothing inside the glass. Totally annoyed, the guy then hands 200 euros to the bartender. The bartender is doubled over with laughter as he takes the money. Why would you take such a stupid bet? The guy responds…

Those two chaps in the corner bet me 1000 euros that I could pee on your bar and that would make you laugh.