The police took Nick into custody at 8:13 p.m. and was charged with a misdemeanor battery. We can imagine the blond cutie's pregnant wife will not be happy to learn about this update. Oof!

However, in a HIGHlarious turn of events, during the 35-year-old's arrest, the cops listed his occupation as "none." We have a feeling Mr. Carter was trying to avoid media attention — or the officers are just more *NSYNC fans.