Drummers of worship actually exist - we have proof. We've even witnessed them, surprisingly pierced, tattooed, and ready to groove with anyone. Typically showcasing an abnormal amount of energy, positive attitude, and a humble sense of dynamics.

These traits can be alarming - so we've compiled a short list of christian drummer characteristics - so you may prepare yourself for the slightly inevitable.

The practice space is the hub of musical inspiration - the home to many musicians - and a refuge from the everyday stinks of life. To fill it full of farts is an abomination to all things music, and a possible hazard to everything important in life - and beyond.