Here is the scoop for your witch hunt reporting. Trump knows big foot, yes he met him back in the '50's at Area 51 where that saucer thingy landed. Wait, there's more!!! I have photos of trump riding the Loch Ness monster. And the biggest one.... trump was on the grassy knoll in '63 while he was conspiring with the illuminati, it wasn't Russia...

Melania Trump, a self-confessed mind control sex-slave, who claims to have been the unwilling plaything of Donny and Marie Osmond, Vladimir Putin, Marge Simpson, Kim Jong-un, Anthony Weiner, and Hillary Clinton, said: "A tin-foil bikini is the only way I can get any rest. If I couldn't block the rays from time to time, I'd be worn out within a week

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