These five thousand words are brought to you by…

Just keep in mind when you’re reading chapter three of my next book, I owe it entirely to:
25,000 litres of Diet Pepsi
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Goblet of Fire
My roommate and her bf breaking up in the next roomTea and Kittens
Air conditioning
My desperate craving for a tuna pizzaWhat is wrong with New York?
WHY CAN’T I GET A TUNA PIZZA?
Sob.