Sports quotes from your office holiday party

It?s that time of year again. Time for you to attend your painful office holiday party or ? God help you ? get dragged to one by your girlfriend. In order to prepare you for this soul-sucking dickdance, the SportsHernia presents some sports clich?s/topics you can expect to hear this year:

"How about LenDale this year? Looks like the Saints picked the wrong Trojan, am I right fellas?!"
— Cleetus Marmaheim, human resources

"I’d watch pro basketball more, but the league is just filled with thugs."
— Tyler Farrish, Bunny’s husband

"Hey, you ever hear Chris Berman do those nicknames? Those are great."
— Kyle Penile, marketing

"So you hear they blocked us from going on to CursedCleveland? What, never heard of it?" — Todd Rolbins, the newfound Browns fan in accounting

"The Boston 3Party put up a combined 89 last night. I’m serious. The PGA pulled down 33 rebounds too. Yeah, the TruthRay-RayTicket shot like 60 percent. Uh-huh. Pieralnet went off?"
— Some fucking doucheroll who thinks SportCenter anchors are witty and is also trying to come up with his own name for Allen, Garnett and Pierce.