Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

Rumble Seat

Sure, it isn't as zany as the Beetlejuice afterlife but this is one purgatory I wouldn't mind being stuck in. This stunning animation was directed by Mike Roberts and featured music by The Sadies. [The Awesomer]

Clearing the Smoke—The Science of Cannabis

Here's an interesting look at the history of marijuana regulation and how its Schedule 1 status hampers comprehensive research efforts.

Seriously, is there anybody that doesn't like a fireman? I mean, sure, everybody loves to hate on the cops—deserved or not—but nobody hates on firemen or gets pissed that their house is no longer burning. Also, probably because they do badass shit like this.

Dr Breakfast

What? You act like you've never had your soul escape through your eyeball and go on a ravenous rampage, leaving your lifeless husk of a body in the care of two passing deer. We call that Tuesday around these parts.

This "surreal meditation on the quirky but rejuvenating nature of friendship" comes from Stephen P. Neary.

Cooking with weed is so much more than just green butter. Sweet, sweet green butter *droooooool*. Herb can actually be used in much the same way as other herbs because, duh, it is one. During a recent private tasting at Quenioux, a posh restaurant in Los Angeles, LAT Times restaurant critic and Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jonathan Gold sat down to dinner. [LA Times via Boing Boing]

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.

And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.