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Netanyahu: WORLD IS GOIN TO ASPLODE GET DEM NUKES OUT DRAW DAT RED LINE OR ELSE

In an interview with the Colonel, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, eyes glowing blood red, fuliginous foam bubbling at his mouth, bouncing up and down in a cheetah-spotted straightjacket, shrieked an almost inaudible: “WORLD IS GOIN TO ASPLODE GET DEM NUKES OUT DRAW DAT RED LINE OR ELSE.”

He then, crayon in bare foot, proceeded to go back and forth over a red line on the ground, laughing gleefully (and somehow polyphonically) to himself.