So Lindsay Lohan Blew Slash

That’s the only way to read this. (Also, regarding the pics, we didn’t have any new ones of Lindsay, so we went six months into the future and got these. No biggie.) TMZ reports:

It’s interesting because Lindsay was backstage at the Slash’s NYC concert minutes before she allegedly she drove her Porsche into a pedestrian … a pedestrian who claims Lindsay reeked of booze at the time.
But Slash says … “The situation last night w/Lindsey was a lame paparazzi stunt. She didn’t do anything. it’s being blown out of proportion.”
Couple of problems with Slash’s tweet — first, he wasn’t with Lindsay at the time of the alleged incident and wouldn’t be in a position to confirm or deny the collision.
Second, there were no paparazzi around at the time of the alleged incident … so it’s hard to believe the whole thing was a paparazzi stunt.

So just to recap, here’s everyone that’s come to Lindsay Lohan‘s defense since her arrest yesterday: Vikram Chatwal‘s employees, her dad and now Slash. Let’s see if you guess what all three of those have in common and even I’ll give you a hint. (Let me know if that’s too subtle. I have a penchant for mystery.)