What do you do when your Dr. Seuss adaptation makes a ton of dough at the box office? Make another one! Universal is wasting no time in lining up the next big-screen Seussfest, but this time they're going with a property they've already demolished: The Cat and the Hat.

That's right, the very same book that Universal dragged through the kitty litter in 2003 is set for a remake. But instead of Mike Myers in a cat suit, we're getting a CG-animated version of the chaotic kitty. Given that Universal has already botched one Cat in the Hat movie and is fresh off the soulless adaptation of The Lorax, maybe they should just peruse our superior list of possible Dr. Seuss remakes and just be done with it.