June 15, 2011

Look, even liberal men want to get the girl. There's something universal about men and women, the guy wants to get the girl. When your target is a liberal woman, look at what you have to do. I've been there, folks, I've been there. I've put this to the test. I've told you about this.

I actually gave a woman I was dating in Kansas City once a book by Susan Brownmiller, who wrote at the time the definitive book on rape, and her thesis was that it's not sex, it's violence. I didn't care. That's what I had to do, you know, to get a second date with this babe. It's all it was. The guy always wants to get the girl. When you have the liberal woman that you want to get, oh, Good Lord, look what you have to do.

Hugh Hefner's wedding to Crystal Harris was called off after she secretly planned to ditch the Playboy mogul at the altar in return for a $500,000 media deal...

Harris, 25, was shopping for a big-bucks deal to tell all after she ditched hapless Hef, 85, in front of 300 guests at their wedding at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday, to be filmed for a Lifetime TV special.

That Hef thing is a bummer for us old farts. Why can't the young things love us for our minds? And Hef is the most famous alumnus of my alma mater, the U of Illinois! Double whammy!

I was doing the "Uncle Tim" thing, too, when I was much younger... hoping for some reason I no longer remember to get laid by feminist women. If you wanted to maintain your hipster credentials, you had to put up with the shit from feminist women. Moping over the oppression of women seemed a sure fire winner in the competition for pussy back when I lived in San Francisco in the 70s. It did get you laid, but then you had to put up with the worthless women.

Two people pulled me out of this... and it's a surprising pair. My best friend for the last 35 years is a gay man. This may surprise you folks, but gay men like men. They don't just like sex with men. My friend got sick of my pissing and moaning over feminism and kept asking me: "What about you? When are you going to get something out of life for yourself?" Thank God for my friend.

My late wife, Myrna, performed the coup de grace on my Uncle Tim act. She absolutely loathed feminism. She grew up in the slums of Manila, and she didn't think American women had anything to bitch about. Besides, like most Filipinas, she thought that a white American man was a great catch, and that you should treat him well if you landed one.

She beat the Uncle Time act of out me. I can still remember the day we were standing in the Harley dealer, looking at at that chromed up Road King, and she was whispering in my ear:

As I recall I had a frat brother whose approach to getting laid was to simply ask a girl if she wanted to fu*k. His rationale was that 9 times out of 10 you would get slapped, but you might get it on the 10th time.

With my wife I did not try to pander (although I was more of a moderate apolitical person at the time). And you know something, she gradually shifted from far left liberal to the right--as did I. Of course, paying taxes, raising kids, and dealing with the everyday BS of life tends to make one grow up and face reality.

From my experience the id seems to have little ideology when in force, and the mystery is always what sets it off . In the seventies feminist wanted to split the bill before bedding, while conservative women desired at least a three star meal before retiring, but both wanted a good dessert with no heart burn. Poor Rush strikes me as one who has learned how the sugar daddy role also works.

As Bill Burr has mentioned, the modern feminist (or those that THINK they're feminists, which makes up the greater portion, I think) approach the issue like a buffet. They want all the good shit that goes along with being a man, like equal pay and access to various career fields, but not the bad shit, like paying for dinner and movie, registering for selective services, or having to be the last one off a sinking ship

There's nothing about external plumbing that makes us more buoyant. According to yesterday's uncle Tim, women are supposed to be better at everything, so I assume that includes treading water. Can we bury that old male requirement and let it be men and children first?

In the seventies it seemed like everyone was a liberal: feminist, environmentalist, peacnik. At least the fun kids, who broke rules were. If you wanted girls, you needed to act all Alan Alda. And so you did in their presence. Eventually it kind of sticks, because it works and you never got challenged on it. It was work to undo it, and took a long time for me, but the facts will eventually make an honest man embarrassed by himself. I would never do it now, and it is harder to get laid. I'm clearly still as hot as I was 30 years ago, so I blame politics.

" Can we bury that old male requirement and let it be men and children first?

Children are pretty good floaters, so just men first. Besides with the men gone, I'm sure the superior women folk could fix that sinking ship and pick us all up later in time to buy them some nice stuff in the next port.

Everybody knows the successful WASP-conservative date starts out with like the male uh administering a few roofie-laced drinks to the designated female. Then the phunn starts-- . in Rush-bo's case Roofie-Tech works with Dominican rent-boys as well, enhanced with some viagra and his Pogo the Clown suit on.

Since I prefer nice girls, I haven't had much experience with feminists.

PS ScottM nails the equality thing. As I mentioned once, equality goes out the door when it's pouring and she needs to have somebody roll up the windows in her car because she doesn't want to wreck her hair.

It does feel good to get all woman haters club now and then. 24/7 we have to watch, listen and read how much we are a worthless and dangerous virus on the species. I love when Althouse let's us play in the house.

Shouting your assumptions reveal your ignorance. For a while I photographed the elite and moved in circles that included millionaire Republicans-- some of them conservative women, who maybe didn't need the expensive meal, but did want the "bad boy" experience.Perhaps your lack of success with American women stems more from personality than politics?

Perhaps your lack of success with American women stems more from personality than politics?

Perhaps, outside your bubble, not all conservative women are millionaires. More often than not, the more conservative women were just as hot in bed, but less likely to go there in the first place at the drop of a hat.

As a general rule, men will do better looking for a wife at a church social than at a crack house. Likewise, women will do better looking for a husband in a consciousness raising group than in a biker bar. That's not to say that crack whores and bikers aren't more energetic sack mates than godly women and sensitive men, but life is a series of bargains.

Hefner sold women's images for money, and now a woman uses Hefner's image for money. There is justice after all.

Hefner paid every woman whose image appeared in Playboy. There was no trickery or coercion. This particular woman planned to make a killing by cashing in on faking Hefner out that she would marry him while plotting to be photographed refusing to marry him at the altar. A criminal conspiracy. Simply no comparison.

When it comes to dating, I have always had a preference for feminists, but not for liberals. Sounds schizoid, but not really. I like strong women who think that they can do anything. And, I am not as comfortable asserting traditional male prerogatives. It started back in college in the late 1960s, when I trained my girlfriend to open the door for me.

But, while I love strong women, I found that I did not like liberal ones. They either made too many decisions emotionally, including their politics. And, as a result, their values systems, however strong, were ultimately based on slogans, wishful thinking, and talking points. Never on reality. Or, they just didn't have any real morality.

The last really liberal woman I dated was while I was in Austin, maybe 15 years ago. I think, in the end, I just didn't want to spend the rest of my life listening to "shrub" jokes and the like (and, that was before Shrub got himself elected President). This woman, an accomplished attorney, and the other people at dinner, would just start rolling on the floor when someone would tell a shrub joke.

Since then, girlfriends have been conservative. Not intentionally, but just seems to happen. Indeed, most often it seems like politics is almost intentionally ignored by them, until we have gotten to know each other fairly well. It is almost as if accomplished women of my generation cannot be conservative, so if they are, they have to hide it.

I actually feel bad for Hef. He got screwed by one of his own. Well, she pretty much shit in her own backyard at this point and it going to get hung out to dry by her own too. Hef will be okay, he'll be hurt for a bit, shrug it off and find another 10 hot blonds who will gladly line up to fuck him and live in the playboy mansion. He has the best life on earth and I hate him. :D