Every couple of years dudes who reflexively rub their nipples while reading comic books get to geek out together over what the new Batsuit or the Batmobile look like. Then they all argue over whether the latest actor picked to play Batman is Batman enough, the conversation of which is far gayer than Ben Affleck micro grooming his beard in the mirror. Director Zack Snyder who helped humanize Superman into a emo pussy in Man of Steel is now helming the Superman vs. Batman sequel wherein we can once again learn that sad feelings are the universal Kryptonite. But just look at that fucking Batmobille. And Ben Affleck’s mighty muscles. I wish that horse hadn’t killed Christopher Reeve so he could see this.