"I got the sweater on sale at Walmart after searching at other stores for many hours," she told STF in her email. "It's an XXXL, because I wanted to wear it as dress. The party was an ugly sweater progressive, where you go from place to place and have a different drink at each stop. We were slightly embarrassed to wear them until we got to the party, where we fit right in, and put all the other sweaters to shame. As of now, I am planning a glamorous resurrection for my family holiday party this year, I just need to find the right pair of leggings to go with." Can we suggest something in a heinous shade of pea green? It might be just the thing this ugly outfit needs...