Monday, January 28, 2008

This is Chrissie Miller. She runs a clothing label called Sophomore. Her mom is astrology guru Susan Miller (astrologyzone.com). She's fucking laid back, doesn't smoke cigs anymore but sounds like she does (hot), and gives good advice. She knows a lot of stuff and I like her.

1. HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?

Rival Gangs

2. WHAT WOULD CAUSE YOU TO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE?

Someone with no sense humor

3. WHAT'S THE BEST GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

The gift of life

4. WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO YOU, ON EITHER SIDE?

I LOVE my neighbor and Nick my roommate so I wouldn't change a thing.

5. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IN?

Foxes

6. WHAT'S YOUR ANTHEM?

Hot For Teacher

7. WHAT BOOK HAVE YOU PRETENDED TO HAVE READ?

The Easy Way To Quit Smoking By Allen Carr

8. WHO DO YOU LIKE? I MEAN, WHO DO YOU LIKE-LIKE?

Whoever tells me I'm hot

9. WHAT'S ONE THING YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT BUT YOU'RE WILLING TO LET SLIDE?

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Gavin and Derrick have been BFF since college. Gavin had a special fondness for bi-racial dudes in overalls, while Derrick was looking for a soul mate, particularly one without a chin.Hence, a friendship was born.

Then Gavin graduated college and he started Vice and wrote the Dos n Don't's for like, 8 million years while Derrick graduated and got a nickname ("Big Pinky", but no one ever calls him that) and started watching a lot of TV and recording it. Then he sold the tapes he recorded and made people laugh. And also he made t-shirts.

Then Gavin and Vice broke up and Derrick and Gavin got married and now they have just given birth to their first child.There's a lot of funny shit on this site. I'm proud of these homies.

Plus, I write for it: Yippee!Killing two birds with one very funny stone!

(P.S. I didn't get this photo, but I'm told it's a Sex Pistols reference.)

Friday, January 18, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

My New Year's resolution is to be more of asshole. If there's one thing I dislike about myself, it's the shrinking down of cynicism I have in order to please other people. Like the other day I said, "I hate it when people call sweatshirts "sweaters." And some girl said, "Well of all the things you can hate, that seems pretty small."

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Up the road from our cabin was Someday farms. We got a goose there and cooked it for NYE dinner. We also picked our celery from the ground and got Scout, the farmer, to give us an educational tour. It ain't easy hippies!Judi schlepped the goose back to the house on a sled.That didn't last too long.This is what happens when you give a cat some goose.Strap em inIs this getting redundant?Fuck it.

We went for a walk in the woods. We found no Centaurs but I drank water straight from the spring.We found these severed deer legs. T'was puzzling.We walked to a farm close to Scott's house. It wasn't like a petting zoo, it was just a regular farm. The farmers don't care who walks around cuz in Vermilly that's how they roll.This one's Lick'rishAnd...Snowy?Speaking of snow, it really came down.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Look at these tools!We call Scott's dad Papa Geo. He was in full effect."Oh look, it's Ruldolph the Red Nosed Crack Whores!"-Papa GeoHe got Andy so wasted that this happened at about 7pmRight in our backyard we had a really steep hill. This is us, contemplating the abyss...Things were starting to get a little bit wackyAfter ultimate sledding, we proceeded to jam a session like no other. I don't have pictures because I was too busy being awesome at playing the fucking bongos!! This is Simon, my best friend.