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When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.But it's all going to work out.

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A cure to cancer goes horribly wrong, killing more than just the illness. Bro Strider and John Egbert are two immune people who happen to run into each other after all their loved ones have died. All they've got is each other as the world is ending around them and there is nothing they can do to prevent it.

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Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

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John and his dad James are moving to a new place for a new start. Eager and ready for the new memories when things sadly turn sour for both along with many others lives following this downhill slope. What the heck is gonna happen?

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After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

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Vriska coughs, glaring at Kanaya for blowing the dust right into her face. "Well?" She demands.

"'Well' what?" Kanaya counters, not even looking away from her translation notes.

"You know damn well, 'What!'" Vriska snaps, scanning the room again; as if in the last ten seconds the enemy had managed to infiltrate their weak, temporary base and she had any hope of protecting herself. "Is it the right book or not?! What does it say on the record-card?"

Kanaya is silent a few more minutes - then her body tenses and her eyes narrow. She holds up the card and reads it aloud:

"'The recovered Final Journal of the esteemed Professor Jake English, Master Hunter of the Unknown and respected member of the Arland community. He died to warn us - in the end, it just wasn't enough.'"

((all journal entries are written and revised - however, this story will only update as the journal entries are discovered in the series's main story, "Trivial Fursuits". think of it as a horror game: you know how it begins and you know what ended it, but the middle of the story is what REALLY happened.))

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Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.

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John Egbert never asked to be born. Some days he wondered if it would be better if he wasn't. Of course it would have been, his mother would be alive and his father would be happy. Maybe his father wouldn't hit John if his wife was still here. Maybe he wouldn't have killed himself either. And then maybe John wouldn't be stuck in this shitty apartment.

Dave Strider still remembers the car crash that killed his parents. It haunts him on a nightly basis. And his older brother, who has taken the responsibility of raising him, hasn't exactly been helpful. Especially when he decides to adopt a boy named John Egbert, the son of a old friend who had a tragic accident.

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New family. New state. New beginnings. You are excited to start your new life with a new mom and siblings, even if some of their quirks are going to take some getting used to (swords, shitload of alcohol, and demonic overlords oh my) but it's always one thing that leaves you with a dry throat and a fluttering heartbeat.

Dave Strider, known cool kid to most and biggest dork to you, has you thinking since you were 11, 'Oh shit you're really hot and I'm pretty sure I might like you and you're totally making my heart did weird flips and you're my step-brother. Great.'

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"More like a love octagon or something. I like Jake, and only Jane knows that. Aranea likes Jake, me, Jane and Roxy all know about that. Jane likes Jake, me, Roxy and Meenah know about that. Meenah likes Aranea, everyone but Aranea knows that. Roxy likes Jake, I'm the only one that knows that, but she also likes Jane, and me and Jake know that."

"Well shit."

"What's up with your love triangle?"

"Not much of one. Rose and Kanaya are dating, Jade likes both of them and is planning on telling them soon. I like John, but he's straighter then a package of rulers in a church. I like Karkat too, but he hates my guts, so that's a no there. I think John had a thing for Rose, but that was last year, and he seems pretty over it by now."