Sweet Brown’s “Ain’t nobody got time” declaration during a local news interview became a local hit. And now she’s taking her catchphrase to the hallowed halls of local advertising. It’s a real delight.

I’m all for Sweet Brown getting her payday. But really, Shortline Dental? Nothing says “Let me go to this dentist” more than a spokeswoman whose teeth look like candy corn with a hint of aluminum foil. Clearly ain’t nobody got time for flossing or gargling, either.

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