Interestingly, bi guys find Ben Carson more f*ckable than Mike Pence. Meanwhile, gay guys find Mike Pence more f*ckable than Ben Carson, which is sorta weird given that Pence is, hands down, the most homophobic member of the Trump Administration.

The Stranger pontificates:

Maybe it’s an internalized homophobia thing? Or maybe gay guys want to stick it to Pence by sticking it in him? Or maybe gay guys are more likely to be racist than bi guys? Or maybe gay guys think of Carson as “cute” and Pence as a “daddy”? And bi guys prefer cuteness and gay men prefer daddies? Who knows. I’m grasping at straws.

The survey concluded by asking respondents how traumatized they were by having to imagine sex with these eight members of the Trump’s cabinet. They were then asked to slide a dot across a bar and place it in the spot that best corresponded to their feelings.

Gay men found the survey slightly more traumatizing than bi men, ranking the experience about a 6 out of 10, whereas bi men gave it about a 5 out of 10.