Our Gordon, who art in Number 10Hallowed be thy mental illnessThy party conference comeThy will be done, in Manchester as it is WestminsterGive us this day our daily policyAnd forgive us our requests for nomination papers, as we forgive them that nominated you previouslyAnd lead us not into TorylandBut deliver us from election wipe outFor thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.