Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas Wishes You a Happy Thanksgiving

Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas Wishes You a Happy Thanksgiving

You may have already heard of Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas, but let me remind you that this is a 105-pound woman who won a turkey eating contest in Manthattan on Tuesday, finishing the helpless bird in 10 freaking minutes.

“I left only bone,” she gloated after her win. “I’m so happy.”

Quotes like that one make me proud to be an American.

On that note, a very Happy Thanksgiving to all TBL readers and commenters, even the consistently hostile ones. Have a wonderful day with the turkey and the pigskin.