I thought by 2012 every human being on the planet would know the 3 cardinal rules to live by:

1) Don't run into a burning building.

2) Don't walk down an alley after dark.

3) DON'T FUCK WITH A TRANNY!!!

Cardinal Rule No. 4: Don't talk about fucking with a tranny.

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As long as I live, I'll never understand the fascination with cross-dressing and the "straight" men who dig that sort of thing. And that's coming from me; a "Gold Star Gay"! (de.fi.ni.tion - a homosexual who's never been intimate with the opposite sex in any way, shape or form.)

You don't happen to think Mr. Man thought that "Tour Guide Barbie" was an anatomically correct female, found out the hard way (hehehe.. hard way) that she wasn't, then refused to pay, do you?

Possible. Unlikely.

At any rate, the most cringe-worthy part of this clip? How the "john" with his shirt unbuttoned, gaping Angelina Jolie slit from crotch to shin and fat belly hanging out, felt more naked and exposed than even tricka!

• "No arrests were made by the Manila International Airport Authority's police intelligence and investigation department (PIID) after Sunday's "rumble" at the NAIA Terminal 3 between Philippine Daily Inquirer columnist Ramon Tulfo and a group of men, including actor Raymart Santiago." (SoV, instantly)

• Live look-in on a fight outside a Greenville barbershop from inside the Greenville barbershop. (SoV, 0:09)