My maternal grandad was a Church Elder and was fond of this sort of thing. On sighting an epitaph which read, "Not dead, just resting", he looked sagely at it for a few seconds and commented, "He's not fooling anyone, you know."

My maternal grandad was a Church Elder and was fond of this sort of thing. On sighting an epitaph which read, "Not dead, just resting", he looked sagely at it for a few seconds and commented, "He's not fooling anyone, you know."