The rest of that second sentence: “a presentation that makes it seem as if the drinker is drinking a cocktail while eating all the free food at the happy hour when in reality she has not actually paid for anything.”

Hi there! I admire Elizabeth Warren personally, and also understood it as a joke. This piece fact-checks Michelob Ultra’s effectiveness as a stain remover, cocktail mixer, and light beverage. It’s not like it was pitched to Politico first. Thanks for reading!

Okay, maybe we’re talking about different things? I am talking about the exact cookies in the article above. They come in individual baggies, as described in the article. So, no peppermint oil tainted cromulence. But man, it sounds like you have had some bad cookie experiences.

I was gonna pass this by, but I’m just so bewildered by the idea that you think this is something I need to learn. I drink iced coffee in the summer, I prefer hot coffee in the morning, and I have a thing that cost me $10 that means I don’t have to drink it cold. What is there to learn? To be dissatisfied with my…