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November 19, 2010
The Top 8 Discoveries in Morgan Freeman's Divorce Proceedings
8. He keeps the entire 280 VHS tape set of The Electric
Company.
7. He can now drive Miss Daisy whenever he damn well feels
like it.
6. Her lawyers' brief had a whole section called "The Shawshank
Deception".
5. He was not allowed to narrate the divorce proceedings.
4. Solemn pledge never to put her head in a cardboard box.
3. Now in dire need of money, he's trying to convince producers
to green light March of the Penguins II.
2. He added 27 new items to his Bucket List, most involving
supermodels, Playboy twins and Laurence Fishburne's daughter.
and the Number 1 Discovery in Morgan
Freeman's Divorce Proceedings...
1. He is legally allowed to punch anyone from her side of the
family that calls him "Denzel".
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