/I think I've told this story before but my college roommate has a super obsessive mother who rented Eraserhead one weekend and made the entire family watch it 10 times in quick succession. She also painted Disintegration-inspired murals all over their bathroom after my roommate brought home copies of my Cure albums.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:24 PM (22 minutes ago)/

An ex co-worker was really into SJP, to the point of having her picture as his desktop wallpaper on his work computer. One day he was like "So, what do you think about SJP? Don't you think she's hot?" and I was "no way, she looks like a horse!"

I was talking to a girl I didn't know about "Friends". Basically, that I thought it cool that this comedy series was such a big hit even though all of the main people in it were basically unsympathetic characters really.At which point she said "You know, a lot of my friends say I'm like Rachael. What do you think?"I said "um, .. yeah I can see that!"

Q: What is a show that could be made into a movie starring Sara Jessica Parker?A: Mr. Ed! (as a person who looks like a horse but is also capable of talking, Sara Jessica Parker would reduce the need for a special effects budget to make the titular horse appear to "talk")

I thought the idea was that they were making fun of how stock, terrible, and/or sexist this joke is, through increasingly awkward, forced and overcooked linguistic contortions. Got a pass from me and I'm normally the sensitive one in the room I think?