Mushroom Hash 2017
Saturday, August 12, Noon-ish
Derections: From all points head to Santa Fe Ski area up NM 475 (I
think)/Hyde Park Road. Before reaching the ski area (and right before the Aspen Vista Trail parking area), turn left on Forest Road 102, follow several miles to Forest Road 412 and take a right, follow a mile or so till you hit camp on the left. Look for hashers.

High clearance vehicles highly recommended. If you drive a Prius don’t come. We hate you anyways.

We will be camping out on Friday the 11th and Saturday the 12th. It will most likely rain, so be prepared. I will cook a vat-o-mushrooms and pasta on Sat. night and probably breakfast burritos for 12 or so each morning.

Otherwise bring your own food and necessities.
There are no facilities at this site, it’s rough camping, so bring TP and a shovel!

Please remember to bring food, water and beer for the weekend. Your $5 hash cash is only really covering beer on trail.

What: NETHER HASH!!

When: 8/5/2017. Meetup at 2:30. Hares away 3:00.

Where: Netherwood Park: At the corner of Princeton NE and Schell NE, Alburqueque

Hares: Free Willy and Just Monica

What to Bring: $5 Hash Cash, Vessels, Glorious Virgins, non-virgins, a pirate ship and yer freakin’ whistle. And fake boobs, if you got ’em. A cold front would be nice, too.

What not to Bring: An aircraft carrier, whining, gossip, jock itch, and cops.
Format: A to A’

On After: Tractor, Nob Hill (on Tulane)

Is Trail Dog Friendly? Yeppers

Is it Kid Friendly? No

What: Wet hot American Summer Hash (A-B)

It’s been pretty hot lately and things are starting to get a little moist so we thought we’d take you all the way. Don your favorite wet hot American apparel (see what I did there?) and come get wet with Vag and Lipper!

WARNING: There will be a lot of water on this trail, if you don’t like the water you’ll have to find your own way around. In other words if you don’t like being wet, don’t cum. The two are mutually exclusive.

On-after: 7630 Rio Grande Blvd NW

Please bring stuff for the grill, a small side and BEER (we’re not supplying you thirsty fucks)! There will be camp games and a hole to soak your bone in. Feel free to drop things off before, A is about a 30 min walk. Faster if your racist. On~On!

¡Olé! Don your red scarf, white clothes and new running shoes for the Running of the Bulls hash through the streets of Old Santa Fe! We may not have live bulls but we DO have horny hares to prod you along the trail to large amounts of cheap beer, kalimotxo (look it up), and a pool party/BBQ/potluck at the end at Glitter’s pimpin’ casita with a pool!

Pool party details: We’ll have sausages (mmm sausage) of the meat and veggie varieties. Drop off your side dishes early if you wish; bring your own towel and chair if you’re into that.This is a communal pool so no nudity allowed (wah).

The Rail Runner is a great way to get to point A (the CrowBar) (leaves downtown ABQ at 1:25pm and arrives at the Santa Fe Depot at 3pm) and to stumble home from point B to the Zia Train Station (20 minute walk to the station and trains depart at 8:23pm and 10:27pm) on your way back to ABQ. There is also some floor and tent space at the house.

What: Its hash #669!!! Let’s have an orgy, I mean meet up at CWH & T42F’s place and drink a bunch of their fancy beer then lay a crappy trail to hit some of our favorite downtown spots. It is also CWH & T42F’s temporary on-out, so if you would like to wear bikinis or jeankinis in their honor, please do so (as long as the bars will still let you in). From past experience, wearing a speedo will get you kicked out. Its hot as fuck, this is more party/bar crawl then r*n. Pay as you go (no hash cash)

What to Bring: IDs, whistles, vessels, virgins, thirst, craft beer snobbery, shitty beer if you drink shitty beer–otherwise you will be tasting craft beer at CWH’s (you might want to BYOB if you are not into doing the tastings or want to supplement tastings)

What not to Bring: running shoes, need to exercise anything but your liver, kids

Format: A to A’

Is Trail Dog Friendly? dogs are ok–but it means you don’t get AC at some bars and they must like Starlord

Is it Kid Friendly? No

Approximate Distance: short bar crawl, under 2 miles

#668 NETHER HASH!!

What: Full Moon!!

When: July 5, 2016. Meetup at 6:30. Hares away 6:45-ish..

Where: Netherwood Park: At the corner of Princeton NE and Schell NE, Alburqueque

Hares: Free Willy and Just Monica

What to Bring: $5 Hash Cash, Vessels, Glorious Virgins, non-virgins, a pirate ship and yer freakin’ whistle. And fake boobs, if you got ’em. A cold front would be nice, too.

What not to Bring: An aircraft carrier, whining, gossip, jock itch, and cops.

Format: A to A’

On After: Tractor, Nob Hill (on Tulane)

Is Trail Dog Friendly? Yeppers

Is it Kid Friendly? No

Freedom Hash

Date and Time: 7/1/17: Meet up @ 2:30 pm; Hares away @ 3 pm

Where: 347 Platinum Street SW

Hares: Flo and Special Out of Town Guest!

What to Bring: $5 Hash Cash, Whistle, Vessels, Virgins, and Shit for the On-After

Other details: Hash potluck and BBQ after. Bring shit to put on the grill.

What: Heat Wave! National Weather Service posted a “Hot as F@*k” warning for this Saturday. But Saturday is a hashing day, so we’re going to r*n/stagger around the west side chasing cold beverages and maybe some shade.

On-After is a BBQ in Sir Cumsalots shaded back yard. Hamburgers and Hotdogs will be cooked. Black bean burgers available for the meat averse. Bring sides if you’d like, favorite beverages.

June 10, Santa Fe. First ever 5-legged Fancy-Dress Pub-Crawl by any hash…..anywhere! Heard of a 3 legged r*ce? well, this is like that but twice as good – so get 3 friends and yourself and pick a theme: togas, cross-dressing, aliens, cross-dressing toga-wearing aliens, whatever, and fancy dress yourselves up. We’ll tie the 4 of you together (yes, it’s as exciting as it sounds) and proceed to pub crawl through santa fe, making sure the tourons get a good look atcha. If you don’t have a group, we’ll put one together on the spot for you.
This is a burquehash friendly event – meet at Cowgirl near the station after the 12:45-3pm train, and we’ll make sure you get poured back on the 8:10 southbound, after that you’re on your own. Bring cash and an ID (what you never been on a pubcrawl before?) Oh, and I lied about the r*cing part.

Mud Volleyball

When: June 3rd, “Still drunk from the night before” early am
(Time to be refined later)

Where: Mudd Volleyball field at Rio Bravo and 2nd Street

Hares: Mismanagement

Registration: This is a charity event. The hash covers part of the team cost but it is $30 to play and you can consider it a charitable donation. To sign up paypal $30 to danalk@hotmail.com (please click on the sending $ to friends option to avoid service fee)

OK, got the packet today so here are some more details:
–meet at Flo’s at 7am to start shuttling to the event–you dont want to have to deal with parking there, it sucks, so CWH will be doing dropoff and pickup
–We have to have all paperwork, waivers , and signatures in before the first game at 9 or we dont get to play –so if you dont sign by 830, you dont play
–you can bring food and water but they will search you and kick you out if you have booze. No worries, beer sales start at 9am
–bring duck tape–you will have to use it to keep your shoes on and you have to wear shoes in the mud. you will likely want to throw those shoes away at the end of the day
–sunscreen
–if you have an extra red dress or two bring it in case people need one
–on after at Flo’s , bring potluck and booze

Celebrate ABQ Beer Week with the Hash House Harriers!

Get some exercise while enjoying some of your favorite local breweries. We will start at Canteen Brewhouse (on Aztec) and run/walk a trail brewery to brewery (approximate 5k total) while singing a few bawdy songs in-between. The Hash House Harriers is a worldwide “drinking group with a running problem” always open to new like-minds. The trail will be scavenger hunt style, aimed to keep people of all levels of fitness together to enjoy each brewery as a group. Visit www.abqhhh.com to find out more details about the group.

So, grab your sombreros, down them Coronas, get the Tequila ready and start stuffing your tacos! This is the trail for you!. Mexican army kicked some major French butt, so we will do our best to celebrate!. We are running, drinking, and singing about necrophilia! This will be an actual trail full of shiggy, illegal border crossings, dirty water, and YOOOOOGE walls to scale. Extra points will be awarded for Mexican attire. If you show up as Nacho Libre, I’ll let you eat my taco. Giggity. Start will be the back corner of John B. Robert Dam Lot. On-After will be atSpectators Sports Pub & Grill (Eubank & Juan Tabo) immediately after circle. 3ish miles. Super boozey. Fiesta!

It’s that time of year again. Ojito is just around the corner; Friday, May 12 – Sunday May 14.

This year your harriettes, Ball Smasher, Zombie, and I do…, are going to lay a lovely trail that is guaranteed to be short, flat, and shiggy free. Kind of. It may be hot. It’ll probably be hot. Or, it might snow. Who know? Please bring water. Be aware of heat injuries. Hydrate, motherfuckers.

We are throwing a Viking party in the desert to welcome Ball Smasher home from the land of Afghanistan. Raping, pillaging, and beer drinking will be the order of the day as we celebrate Aegir, god of the sea and proud owner of a mile-deep cauldron which he uses to brew the most godly of ale.

Campsite
There may be a slight change in location. Don’t fret your pretty little heads. It’s only a hop, skip, and a jump before the turn off for our standard site. This site will be confirmed next week once all this shitty weather and mud clears up. If the site does not meet with our approval, we will camp at the same site as last year. We will head up early Friday morning to secure and mark the site and dig our latrine. We will post driving directions as we get closer to go time. As of now, take 550 west to mile marker 21 and take a left. Go left at the first fork and right at the second fork. You will pass two different parking areas on the way to either site. Again, we will confirm the exact site next weekend and post details after.
This is a rough camp. There are no restrooms, electricity, or running water. Plan accordingly.

Hash Cash: $10 hash cash due to ‘I Do … Anyone’ at arrival time

Food/Drink
You know what you need to eat/drink. Bring that. If you want to organize group food, please do so. We are not responsible if you die of hunger 20 some odd miles from what can be loosely termed, ‘civilization.’ Bring WATER, yff’s. And, we’re not talking that piss water you call Bud Lite.

Friday
Drinking and frivolity around the campfire. Please bring wood. Lots of wood. (This is a phallic reference and a request for actual wood to burn on the fire.)

Saturday
Trails
Main Trail
Trail will be A-A’, both within walking/stumbling distance of the
camp. Approximately 5-8 miles. Eagles will be chasing after Zombie. Best of luck. Bring water. Seriously. We will mule beer. You need to bring water. Hares away at or around 1130. Probably. We’ll update this as necessary.

Ale Trail
Trail will be held Saturday night after we all nap off the drunk from main trail. Bring your favorite ale-like libation to share with hashers as the stumble drunkenly from tent to tent. Bring that classy shit.

Naked run
As always, there is potential for a midnight naked run on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Not guaranteed to run.

Sunday
We’re not even pretending like we’re laying a hangover trail Sunday morning. It’s not happening. Just pack your shit and move out. Go take your mother to brunch.

Beer Mile and Trail Afterwards

Infectious Butt Joker will be leading another awesome beer mile. Following the closing ceremony of the beer mile, we are haring, the shortest, flattest, most shiggy free trail ever (except maybe that one where we rode the bus?). It’s A-B and there may be snacks at B.

Beer Mile Rules:

http://www.beermile.com/rules . Be sure to check them out. Basically no modifying the vessel in any way, no big-mouth cans, no pre-opening, 5% alcohol or more, 12 oz or more.

The beer mile is in a parking lot next to the cancer center. Just drive around yelling RU?

What to bring: Your own beer for the beer mile (be sure to meet the regularions described above). Your “A” game.

$5 hash cash for the trail that follows beer mile. For the hash that follows, bring hash Cash, vessels, whistles, virgins, sun screen, and a healthy justified fear of gingers. On after is BYOB

Dog Friendly?: Trail is dog friendly, on after is not.

Kid Friendly?: No

Beer Mile Hare: Infectious Butt Joker

Goofy Hash Hares: BOSCO, Just Alla, and Just Kris

Please drink responsibly. If you run the beer mile, you will be drinking a lot in a short period of time so please plan accordingly.

The Deli Hash/Waxx Offs On~Out!

Cum one cum all and join us for what can only be called the best Hash of the year, the third anal insertment of the highly celebrated deli Hash! Your hares will take you on a epic journey through urban ‘querque in search of the worlds most wonderous delight…titties. Yes boobs of all shapes and sizes. (Like all good Americans Waxx Off loves mammaries)

When: April 22, meet at 2:30 hares away at 3:00

Where: Ojos Locos Sports Cantina! Trail will be A to B (oobies) with a hot MILF to be available to shuttle you back to A. I suggest using Uber though as there will be LOTS of lube.

On-after: on after will be at an adult establishment. You don’t have to play but we suggest you do. We need to help these girls through college people!

Hares: LINT, Breaking Vag, Cocksuey

Alright you feral warren of hashers, the bunnies are out bumping uglies and its time to join the fun. We will be uncontrollably humping anything everything whether alive, dead, incest, or inanimate. What better way to celebrate the rising of the dead than dressing up as rabbits and getting it on to produce colorful eggs filled with creamy goo.

Alright you schmoozy schmucks. It’s almost the middle of April and you probably know what that means: time to join your Jewish friends for another exciting version of the holiday “they-tried-to-kill-us-they-failed-lets-eat-and/or-drink”! This time, we call it Passover. Come join us as we run a trail all about parting the “red sea,” wondering why Elijah doesn’t have a DUI, and having no less than 4 glasses of wine!

Time: 2pm meetup, 230 hares away

Where: Central Ave west side of bridge over Rio Grande (North side — not Tingley Beach)

Hares: Wax Off and Table for 2 Fingers

What to bring:
Yiddish-English dictionary, shoes that can get wet, hash cash, (yada yada yada, the standard stuff), VESSELS for wine
What not to bring: dogs who cant swim, frogs, first borns, leavened bread, etc…A-A’, ~5k

The Albuquerque Hash House Harriers is an adult group and full participation is limited to those over 21 (or under 4 in appropriate gear). If you are sensitive to offensive material of any sort, you might want to reconsider joining our group or continuing on this website. All material on this website is considered suitable for hashers and therefore not suitable for anyone under 18. We disapprove of and discourage driving while intoxicated - we use designated drivers. Your ability to run and your health to drink and/or run is your responsibility. We care but we can't be responsible.