Well, these are truly happy tidings, my friends. Because I am sooo sick of losing my keys. And I'm still in my 30's! I better start pounding the berries asap or I'm not going to remember my own name by the time I'm 50.

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According to researchers, this long-term study was an especially big deal because it was the first berry study to be "conducted on such a large scale."

My favorite part, personally? (Besides thinking maybe I'll start remembering where my keys are?) The memory-boosters in berries are thought to be flavonoids -- the same stuff that makes dark chocolate good for you.

So strawberries dipped in dark chocolate have gotta be the ultimate health food!