"With his rugged good looks and the ability to metamorphisize into the Valley's commenly known and much loved party mascot "Tinkerbell; The ping pong superstar", it was an obvious next step for Kyle into the world of Graveyard-Spaceship-Sci-Funk-PubSteptro." - Barrack Obama

"With his next level beats and his "Morrisey and Jesus" like swagger onstage, Kyle Weir is the nightmare coming for you that you always wish you had when you were young and rebelious." - Jesus Christ (Our Lord & Saviour)