Whether you’re the proud new owner of a sunfish or a 300-foot yacht, there’s no denying that your sex life is about to hit the open sea and it’s all hands on deck. So set sail: below are steamy instructions and illustrations for you to navigate all the mind-blowing, orgasmic waters of your new life.

The King of the World

Perch on the mast of the ship, raise your partner's arms triumphantly and insert yourself while imagining you are a big man with money like Leo DiCaprio.

School a Fish

Have sex with your partner in your boat while a less-experienced fish watches and takes notes.