My Father’s Latest Invention !!

There’s no other way to put it, my father was absolutely brilliant. He was an engineer by trade, and had made some pretty impressive stuff over the years. His most recent invention, however, trumped everything he had done previously. What was this amazing new creation? Well, it didn’t look all that impressive. It looked like a really big red spotlight. The thing was, what it actually did was use millions of tiny lasers to reshape, well, anything. His earliest successful prototype was able to instantly carve statues out of rocks. His latest version, though, put that one to shame.You see it to rewrite the DNA in every cell, destroy the undesired ones and rearrange the others as he saw fit.

He had managed to turn our cat into a small dog, and he had even managed to turn his 20 year old son into a teenaged girl. Yup, that would be me. I had just gone down to check on Dad while he was working when I was accidentally blasted with the device. Still, the results were incredible, and Dad begged me to stay like this for the banquet so he could show off. Of course, what I didn’t know was that Dad had sold the invention, and by tonight it would be gone and I’d be stuck like this. Apparently, he and Mom always wanted a daughter, and this was their chance to get one…