Aaah, Hallowe'en. One of my a favorite holidays. Mostly because it's a cheap excuse to dress funny, get drunk and hit on attractive women at parties with little fear for nasty repercussions 'cuz, hey! You're in costume, it's not you, right?

Right?

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Anyway, it also gives someone like me (with too much free time on his hands) another chance to prove that,yes, there are no limits to which I'll go to makeajoke.