I would tell them how much my wife and my own pension come to each week. I would let them know my living costs, and that what was left went on watching them week in, week out. I would then ask if I was spending my money wisely. I would also ask them to reflect on how much more they are paid than the average fan, and if they thought they were value for money.

You do know our line out is pants - ever thought about taking the scrum , which isn’t so pants, when we get a penalty in the 22?

Although your reply (though expected from people on here) wouldn't be helpful to the team, I'd say taking 3 points is even better than a scrum.

So your implied criticism of decision making is OK but mine is not - scratches head.

Just commenting on observations my 83 year old father and I have made a few times on the terrace in the last couple of seasons and has not happened once which IMHO is mystifying. 3 points would also be a bonus in many occasions rather than another botched 5 metre line out - which , given our history of a strong set piece pack , is a running sore and an embarrassment.