Anagram Interviews: Dick Cheney and Tony Blair

DICK CHENEY

Davezilla: Was it really true that you received a ton of kickbacks from Haliburton from the Iraqi conflict?Dick Cheney: I deny check.Davezilla: Mr. Vice-President? Describe your lesbian daughter in two words.Dick Cheney: Needy chick.Davezilla: What’s the secret of your unhealthy pallor?Dick Cheney: Chicken dye.Davezilla: No one seems to call you Richard. I guess you don’t seem like a Richard so much as a Dick.Dick Cheney: Hence, Dicky.

TONY BLAIR

Davezilla: Parliament seems to have more on the ball than the US government. Why is that?Tony Blair: Brainy lot.Davezilla: Your thoughts on manufacturing jobs going to Asia?Tony Blair: Tiny labor.Davezilla: How did you escape the beatings from the British Press?Tony Blair: By no trial.Davezilla: What did you say when you saw Avril Lavigne in London?Tony Blair: Lo! Tiny bra!

GEORGE BUSH

Dave too: President Bush, can you explain why you’ve done so many constroversial things over the last four years?George Bush: Bugs Gore, eh?Dave too: You, like most of us Davezilla readers, like crude humor. With that in mind, what is the nickname for your unit?George Bush: Bugger Hose.Dave too: As an older guy, you probably have difficulty urinating. Do you say or do anything special to get the flow going?George Bush: Beer Gush, GO!Dave too: When you were explaining the facts of life to your nephew, Gus, you used images of various orifices. What did you say when presenting this information?George Bush: Gob here, Gus.