what a fucking retard,his mum must be proud...NOT!! Just tie that fucking lace as tight as it can go and then put his big toes round the back of his head then through them stupid looking cow rings on his ears...... THEN LEAVE THE FUCKER THERE.....That would be funny.

So much for subtlety. What if he got into a fight with somebody, and he had to run away? What if he had to run through some trees, and those fuckin rings on his head became entangled in the surrounding branches. He's really set himself up!