27 Drinking Shirts for the Proud Drunk

I live in Los Angeles, which is known for promoting healthy lifestyles. Granted, I’m not a vegan or vegetarian, but I do my best to eat healthy at times and exercise. But every once and a while, I like to get downright drunk. Smashed. Blotto. Shit-faced.

With St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, most of us our turning our attention to the day where it is socially acceptable to push the boundaries of intoxication. As opposed to most days when we don’t give a damn what society thinks.

But being drunk is becoming more acceptable. Heck, it was the state many of us were in this past election season (and some after). We’ve got shows like Drunk History, in which sloshed folks attempt to re-enact great moments in history. We all know how many fights were begun by two drunk people debating history.

I must stress that no matter how much you drink you should always respect others, don’t destroy property and don’t drive. If you’re OK with all that, then I say you have every right to drink… well, unless, of course you’re in recovery. But if you can control when you lose control, then drink away!

We’re not living in Prohibition times (yet), so go on drink and be proud! To show off you pride in imbibing in alcohol, I’ve found some shirts. Drinking too much can’t be wrong if there’s t-shirts for it, right?

If you’re tired of explaining to others your views on booze, then let a t-shirt do it for you!

I Only Drink Wine

I Gave Up Thinking

Just Divorced

Weekend Forecast: Drinking

Get Rich or Drunk Trying

Designated Drunk

Now, having a little alcohol in you may make you do things you’ll later regret. If you know this upfront, why not announce it to the world? If you forewarn others, they’ll be fore-armed. And you may not have to do too much apologizing the next day.