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Back when I still used MSN Messenger I would get random friend requests from time to time. They were always pornbots. But I said to myself, hey, if they wanted to add me as a friend I might as well talk to them. So I did. Here are the conversations.

Super Ben.. says:
hi

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
hey

Super Ben.. says:
wanna see me nude? go to [website]

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
think we chatted before right?

Super Ben.. says:
oh for sure

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
i’m sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you?

Super Ben.. says:
it’s hard to remember people when you have like ten dicks in you at once

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
feed me ur dick

Super Ben.. says:
you couldnt handle it

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
i’m 24/f ……u?

Super Ben.. says:
im a fourteen year old transexual

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
wow i need to get some

Super Ben.. says:
some pudding?

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?

Super Ben.. says:
actually, thats not cool at all. i should block you for saying that

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??
lolz yeah i need it babe…i’m so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i’ve got a sweet ass that loves attention!!

Super Ben.. says:
jeez, keep your pants on you whore

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
I’ll be your whore

Super Ben.. says:
ill give you my credit card number if you send me a pic

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
[website]

Super Ben.. says:
no, i dont want a website
send me a pic thru msn
then you can have my credit card

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
Accept the invite, if you need the link again its [website]
do you cam?

Super Ben.. says:
i invented cam
literally, he’s my son

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
Well i don’t do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…

Super Ben.. says:
im not down for that

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?

Super Ben.. says:
i only cam if recording is an oipton
so whats your opinion on whats happening in darfur?

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
Ok go to accept the invite on the page baby

Super Ben.. says:
fuck you

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
you wanna fuck me ?? lolz

Super Ben.. says:
i do not, i want to know your opinion on the genocide in darfur, you idiot cunt

arleanmcclennyyodjw says:
cum rub my cunt

Super Ben.. says:
i’d really rather not

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LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
Hey I’m Naked Goto [website]

Super Ben.. says:
hey baby

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
hey

Super Ben.. says:
rub my nipples

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
i’m 21/f your a male right?

Super Ben.. says:
not quite….. but sure, lets go with that

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Super Ben.. says:
all of them
you’ve basically been stalking me

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go
[website] tell me what ya think

Super Ben.. says:
i thought you just got off work.. why are you busy?

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Super Ben.. says:
i already told you, he’s my son
why?
what do you want from me?!

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
Well i don’t do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…

Super Ben.. says:
i dont want to see you
you have too much penis for me anyway

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?

Super Ben.. says:
do you want to see me on MY cam?
although im not sure how he’d feel about that
hm…

LakishaGaetaipkia@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to [website] and click on “JOIN FOR FREE” orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
fill out your contact information and then on the next page…

Super Ben.. says:
hey, cam said it’s fine, so why dont you come over for drinks or something, then we can get to the fun stuff….