A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"

Larry Old Buddy Old Pal;Don't you go playing with Sydney... She is trouble with a capital 'T'. I have a better idea. We are going to head on over to that 'Weekend Winner' AA meeting.I know the guy who runs it. He's cool but could be packin' some high velocity lead tonight so don't piss him off.

Hey Syd;You Sweet Lucious Lap Dancing Pole Hugging Thing.I'm gonna' take Larry over to that meeting butI'll be back when your shift is over. How about giving this thing a whirl...

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