Tonight is the moon's closest perigee in 18 years, as well as a full moon. Some have expressed fears that this so-called "super moon" is behind the Japanese earthquake and may possibly cause other natural disasters, but scientists have debunked these concerns. I have not, however, seen any indications that this will not cause a plague of super werewolves, so thankfully I have a stockpile of silver bullets.

Of course it's not the Super Moon that caused the earthquakes. The catastrophe was caused by the planetary alignment we will have in 2012. The alignment will cause a time-loop due to the alignment coinciding with the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear material reaching the center of the Earth at the exact same time that the alignment takes place. Jules Verne tried to warn us, but we thought it was just fiction.

If I start to grow hair on my palms then you can shoot me with those silver bullets. But not until I've finished playing DNF, Dues Ex: Human Revolution, and Thi4f (unless Thi4f isn't released until after the alignment), finished reading George R. R. Martin's A Dance With Dragons, and played the TF3 demo I keep hearing about.