Section III:Transcript and Key [00:26.10]One A Man and God [00:30.54]A man was walking through a forest pondering life. [00:36.31]He walked,pondered,walked,and pondered. [00:42.37]He felt very close to nature and even close to God. [00:48.43]He felt...

Six Family Tradition [00:04.78]A young married woman cooked a ham for the first time. [00:10.66]When she set it on the table,her husband noticed [00:16.90]that the two ends of the ham had been sliced off. [00:22.26]How come you cut off the ends of th...

Thirteen Pretty But Stuped [00:05.09]A lady buys a coach ticket on a plane bound for New Orleans [00:11.15]and proceeds to sit down in first class. [00:16.12]A stewardess asks her to move back to coach, [00:22.00]but the woman looks at the stewardess...

Nineteen Nothing Much [00:04.60]A famer is returning home after a long trip,and is met by his son at the station. [00:14.05]This is the conversation that they have on their way home. [00:19.62]So,has anything happened while I've been away? [00:25.36]...

Twenty-three Life in Heaven [00:04.60]A 75-year-old couple,after being married for almost 50 years, [00:11.86]died in a car crash. [00:15.70]They had been in good health the last ten years, [00:20.38]mainly due to her interest in health food and exer...

Twenty-nine A Priest and a Bus Driver [00:05.30]A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. [00:12.28]They get to the pearly gates where an angel greets them. [00:17.53]The angel motions to the priest, [00:21.39]and they...

Thirty-five Sunday Drive [00:04.41]Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, [00:10.58]a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. [00:18.83]He things to himself,This drivers is just as dangerous as a spee...

Two Ghosts [00:54.70]Two ghosts strike up a conversation on the street. [00:59.74]How did you die?the first man asks the second. [01:05.10]I froze to death,says the second. [01:09.75]That's awful,says the first man. [01:14.40]How does it feel to free...

A Professional Gambler [00:26.98]David walked into this bar one day. [00:31.45]He walked up to the bartender and said, [00:35.50]Bartender,I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks. [00:41.46]That's fine,but I'll need to see some money first, [00:4...

Three Envelopes [00:26.88]Sometime after Mr.Goodwill died,his daughter,Susan, [00:33.36]was finally able to speak about [00:37.51]what a thoughtful and wonderful father he had been. [00:42.55]My father thought of everything,she told her friends. [00:...

A Dead Hamster [00:27.09]John owned a German shepherd. [00:32.05]The people next door owned a hamster they kept in a cage. [00:37.69]John came home one day, [00:41.17]and his dog was running around the yard with that hamster in his mouth. [00:47.52]T...

A War with the Machines [00:27.48]Frank has never had good relations with mechanical objects. [00:33.25]He has a clock that runs counterclockwise, [00:38.30]and his toaster shakes his toast from side to side,and burns it. [00:44.96]He has a suntan la...

Fishing [00:26.98]Ond day a man was lying on a beautiful beach, [00:32.86]with his fishing pole propped up in the sand [00:37.41]and his line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. [00:42.74]He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun [00:47.70]a...

The Nobel Prize [00:27.48]Winning the Nobel Prize is considered by most people [00:33.36]the highest honor that can be achieved in certain particular fields of work [00:40.12]such as chemistry,physics,medicine,and literature. [00:47.20]There is also...

Faith in God [00:27.48]Max is in his apartment on the fourth floor [00:32.84]when the residential building is on fire. [00:37.41]The fire starts on the second floor,and there's strong north wind. [00:43.76]Before you know it,we're taking a major fire...