The most horrifying, REAL story you’ll ever hear! In this 7-hour, 4-part download, Mike tells the FULL boarding school story, and explains why this wasn’t a “boarding school” at all! (Your download contains a zip file with 4 mp3 files in it!

PART ONE:
Mike finally tells his chilling story about the therapeutic community he was sent to as a teen. This is part 1 of the 7-hour story. A must listen. Comedians James Fritz and Drew Michael are here. The guys talk about the roast of Mike and Kyle at the comedy club, Mike hosting comedy shows, Kyle Lane’s roast set, Mike gives a background of why he was sent away, The story begins with the night they came for him and the drive to Maine.

PART TWO:
Comedians James Fritz and Drew Michael are here. The story continues with Mike’s arrival at Élan and his experience there, Mike goes through the Élan dictionary and explains the numerous concepts, positions and privileges, Masturbation talk (The birth of the slow-jack), Showers, The guys talk about Élan’s owner, The security, Much more!

PART THREE:
Comedians James Fritz and Drew Michael are here. Mike explains how the seeds of rebellion were planted, the ultimate betrayal and how it turned into opened revolt, The long way home from Maine through Boston and New York City, His life back home and the aftermath for Élan, Listeners calls.

PART FOUR:
Comedian Drew Michael is here. Mike and Drew make fun of Kyle Lane, Drew’s set from the roast, Élan sex story, Listener who went to Élan calls in, Shit talk, Enjoy!