PROTIP:(S)

While we're on the subject, many good tips are to be found here:

What is your best PROTIP?My Favorite:"Protip:
You can't fuck a crazy-girl sane. / Lord knows I've tried."Runners up:"Protip: Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line."
"Protip: Put toilet paper into the bowl before taking a dump to reduce splashbacks and stains on the bowl." I've been doing this one for years and had no idea it was a PROTIP.

In following articles, we'll continue to provide our own tips as well as gathering those from readers. We'll highlight the best advice, and try not to dump on the not-so-good. What are your best tips, gathered from experience?