I've Had Worse
Defeat the Black Knight in 10 minutes while wearing all blue items, before 3 Volcanos erupt, while everyone in the group has at least 1 stack of Spurting Blood and there are no shamans or paladins in the party but before you spend at least 1000 gold in repairs wiping to the Black Knight.

Yeah, right. That's as likely to see live as the one to kill 1,000,000 Tuskarr. Funny, though.