basically my teacher has been calling me by the wrong name the whole year (from september). he got my name right like 2-3 times out of the whole thing. and so the farther the school year got, i developed different reactions for him calling me by the wrong name. before id just laugh it off and say no my name's so and so. well today he called on me. and i just fucking looked at him and just stared at him for 5 seconds. and then he acted all dumbfounded and shit (i know he knows my name). and then everyone just bursts out laughing. and im like ....you silly ass *****...

i would say, but lately i feel like some people from my school are on HB! a day after the red sky top supras came out like 1 week ago, a skater poser at my school, announced to everyone in my math class that he was getting those. people have been rocking nudies/apcs/crooks a lot more than usual. i just know there has to be 1-2 people at least from my school on here

and that would be awkward as fuck to find out SubP is in my school or some shit haha

I was at an art show 2 weeks ago. The art was 'abstract'. In other words it fucking sucked. I turned to my friend and said "This looks like the shit I painted in first grade, when I got an F in art." Little did I no some coked out hipster trash 'artist' was standing right there. It was his show, he stared me down, and it was real awkward cause my friend was like "the artist is right there!, he heard you." I was like "i dont care, all this dude did was randomly paint a bunch or red brush strokes" That wasnt even it. One of his other pieces was a black peice of regualr printer paper glued to another peice of priner paper. Dude was such a Douche!

i thought i was slick last year and tried to talk to two girls at once. when i was kicking it with girl a she saw girl b's nudes in my phone and hit her up. they both flip shit but a month goes by and i make up enough lies to get the heat off me and its all gravy. i send girl b some song lyrics one day over aim and girl a sends the same lyrics right back to me instantly. the girls had met up at a dunk exchange that i was supposed to be at and took mad pics doing the 1i and shit. i felt like such a dipshit. i cant imagine how akward it wouldve been so akward if i actually wouldve went like i was supposed to

another time i was kicking it with girl b who i actually started to like and we were smoking with one of my good friends who she used to mess with before i met them both. we get high and before you know it they start talking about old times and when they used to fuck. i wanted to literally fall off the planet into a black hole.

i cant think of a more akward time except for when my dad came home and found out for the first time that i was fucking my girlfriend. me and her got it started in the living room and we took it to the basement in my room. next thing i know i hear my kitchen door open and my dad and his gf walk in the crib and he throws all my clothes down the stairs like he usually does when i leave my clothes in the living room. a minute after my clothes hit the floor my exes panties and bra come flying down the stairs too. me and my ex walk up stairs sweaty with rug burns on our knees to my dad with this proud akward ass look on his face. i had to have this akward ass convo with my dad about condoms until i told him i didnt need them cause we didnt use them. smh dumbest shit you can tell your dad lol

in seventh grade, my friend sent this girls nudes to my phone (they were circulating around the whole school) and i forgot i had them in there so i didn't delete them. The next day, I was with that same girl and she took my phone and not thinking, i let her. She was being nosy and looking through my texts and she saw her own naked ass on my phone and all i could say was "woops." Never talked to her again after that.

in seventh grade, my friend sent this girls nudes to my phone (they were circulating around the whole school) and i forgot i had them in there so i didn't delete them. The next day, I was with that same girl and she took my phone and not thinking, i let her. She was being nosy and looking through my texts and she saw her own naked ass on my phone and all i could say was "woops." Never talked to her again after that.

in seventh grade, my friend sent this girls nudes to my phone (they were circulating around the whole school) and i forgot i had them in there so i didn't delete them. The next day, I was with that same girl and she took my phone and not thinking, i let her. She was being nosy and looking through my texts and she saw her own naked ass on my phone and all i could say was "woops." Never talked to her again after that.

lol, thats why i hate nosy people like that who look through your phone and shit

Arite so when I'm with my girl I make it my business not to fart around her...for obvious reasons. AS SOON as I drop her off at her place though the ride home is just a stink fest. Anyways, had been eatin mad gassy foods all day n was keepin my cheeks clenched tighter than inmate in the middle of the night the whole day, so time comes to drop her off n she wants some dick. I've done this before where I had to pup real bad but could manage to hold it. Anyways we commence the penetration n she wants me to nut in her mouth, so she comes up, does her duty, and the release was just too much for me blasted the nastyness right in her face as I'm jizzin in her mouth... I swear it is in my top 10 of grimiest farts too... neither of us said anything n I jus took her home.

So I'm in a public restroom, pissing in the urinal, when some dude comes in wasted as hell. He chooses the urinal right next to mine, and starts pissing n' shit. Halfway through my piss, he lets outs out a huge fart. So we're both there, peeing, feeling awkward as hell. I guess he was peeing too hard. I got my ass outta there asap.

^ enough with fucking bowel movements! if anyone wants to read them, look through the first 17 pages.

a while ago, me and my friend were chillin and we were walking through down town seattle and he started pissing me off, and you know how when you're walking you dont really look at the person you're with, just forward. so i said fuck you but i realized i was looking at some random woman. she made eye contact with me, and was like WHA!?!?!?!? and i was like OHH shit sorry not you. she totally thought i meant her...

using the restroom at my work. i walked in, took a piss then bounced. i turned off the lights (i always do this since the restroom is hardly in use by anyone. i didnt even cross my mind that the lights were turned on when i walked in. also, there were no doodoo sounds coming from the 1 stall ) then i heard someone say "HEY!!! dude, i'm in the restroom!"