The shot cuts back to Beardo standing at the bar, trying to get David Spade’s attention.

Beardo: Hey man, dude, are you alright?

The shot cuts back to Branden Williams and Julia Wolov at the table.

Branden Williams: Oh yeah, by the way, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. Do you guys do like a song or a…

Nick Swardson: Are you serious?

Julia Wolov: Uh-huh.

Nick Swardson: Okay, what are you five? I mean, are you five today?
Happy birthday, happy birthday to the baby. Who fucking cares?

The shot cuts back to Beardo and David Spade at the bar.

Beardo: Hey man! Sir.

Beardo shakes David Spade, who jerks into a standing position and pukes onto the bar.

Beardo: Sir? Are you alright?

David Spade: What do you need? What can I do for you?

David Spade falls down behind the bar. The shot cuts back to Branden
Williams and Julia Wolov sitting at the table. Nick Swardson sings will
Simon Rex stands next to him giving Julia Wolov and Branden Williams
the middle finger.