I'm not particularly concerned with offending them (although if any contact me demanding an apology, I'll certainly... um... Wait a minute... I'll...no, no, that's too contrived... Argh, screw it. I never did get the hang of puns.)

Anyway, the idea is that M-312 seems to be just made especially for them. There would be no need to provide instructions to accompany motions (or should that be "movements") like M-312. It would be a self-explanatory gift for people like Woodworth.