Back when Hitlery was carpetbagging in NY so she could hold a senate seat
here, every time she was in town there were roads closed so she and her alleged
husband could travel in safety. They still have a house here which they list
as their primary residence, but thankfully they're never around.

(Same town that I live in, technically ... perhaps I should list that as
the reason I'm moving.)

Actually IG, they're still around. I've been passed by their motorcade

The last time I saw them "around town" pretending to be a family, there was
only one visible SS and perhaps another outside; evidently "former" presidents
get their coverage tapered down after a while. However I'm sure now that
Hitlery has aspirations of getting back into the white house, they've probably
upped her coverage.

Of course, it's documented as "the most unwanted song" -- scientifically
designed to incorporate lyrical and musical elements that are annoying to
most people. Bagpipes, cowboy music, an opera singer rapping, and a children's
choir urging people to shop at wal-mart.