To translate or not to translate, that is the question. ThinkStock/Ron Chapple Studios

March 7, 2013

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1. KLINGON

There's a line in one of the Star Trek movies where a Klingon character says, "you have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon." Some members of the Klingon Language Institute decided Wil'yam Shex'pir's classic needed to be restored, so they translated the whole play into Klingon. Here's a taste:

taH pagh taHbe'. DaH mu'tlheghvam vIqelnIS.(One either continues or doesn't continue. Now, I must consider this sentence.)quv'a', yabDaq San vaQ cha, pu' je SIQDI'?(Is it honorable, when, inside the mind, one endures the torpedoes and phasers of aggressive fate?)pagh, Seng bIQ'a'Hey SuvmeH nuHmey SuqDI','ej, Suvmo', rInmoHDI'?(Or, when one obtains weapons to fight a seeming ocean of troubles,And, by fighting, one finishes them?)

3. PERL

Perl is a programming language that lends itself well to poetry because its commands are recognizable as English vocabulary words and variables are referred to by names. This is a Perl poem by Colin McMillen that is both an interpretation of Hamlet's soliloquy and a functioning program. If you run it, it will output, rather eerily, "We end the heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to at line 14."

5. FACEBOOK HAMLET

Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests.Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My FamilyThe king commented on Hamlet's play: “What is wrong with you?”Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.Polonius is no longer online.

6. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

Ryan North, of Dinosaur Comics, started this wildly successful Kickstarter campaign to produce an illustrated choose-your-own-adventure version of Hamlet. It hasn't come out yet, but the 15,000-plus backers who put up almost 30 times the original funding goal of $20,000 will get first dibs when it does.

7. LEGO ANIMATION

It's not the skull but the cowboy hat that makes this soliloquy so spooky. Enjoy!