New At Sears: "Elegant Moments" Leather Harness For Men

Just in time for Folsom, Sears has stocked its digital shelves with a new product that has left many mouths of shoppers agape. The cheekily-named brand "Elegant Moments" now offers its four piece adjustable leather harness set for men for sale on Sears.com

Seriously.

If anything's going to make the heads of One Million Moms members assplode, it's this.

Their new slogan/motto could be; "Sears, from the brink, thanks to mild KINK"! I may spin by the mall to check out this new version of Sears just for shits and giggles.

Bravo indeed and I can't wait to see the absurd, outrageous, over-reaction of One Million Morons, oops! I mean, Moms, to this pleasant slap upside their collective, ignorant heads! And we all know where their heads are shoved now don't we?