Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Know how I got my boyfriend in fourth grade? I grabbed the front of his shirt, pinned him to a wall in the hallway, and said, "If you don't be my boyfriend, I'll punch you." It was super effective!

& then the science teacher was all "Hey now, I hardly know you ..."

@aresh Life lesson :
1.) There is no 'understood agreement' just because you buy something for someone & they accept it. It's your fault for dumping money into a relationship without understanding the commitment first.
2.) Where did you get that kind of spending money in the 4th grade?
3.) You are 16, & you are hung up on a non-existent relationship from the 4th grade? Maybe relationships are different in the US from India, but dude, grow a pair & move on.

Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:31 AM

mmmm.. Godiva. Bastards closed their shop down in the mall a few years ago. No more Godiva ice cream... no more truffles... ugh. I mournz it.

The clerks there were always funny. They clearly tried to fit me into one of their store client guides.. oh the faded green lantern shirt and backwards old yankees hat on this wookie sized frame must have screamed "token twenty five dollar gift for some poor women"... but by and by it was typical more along the lines of eighty with about thirty more in free product. Mmmmm....

Shit.. they opened a new store in the Old-School-Richer's mall. Maybe.. just maybe I'll swing through after work for some chocolates for the DICTv tonight.

Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

I have to drive at least 90 minutes to find a place that sells them. Or order online... which is a whole new level of sad - ordering my ass-widening, over-priced chocolates on the internet so they can be delivered to my house where I can open the door in my underpants, drag my box of fat into the house, and devour them all behind a locked door. All the while imagining the Forever Alone face in the middle of the wreath outside my door.

Of course it doesn't help that I saw this.. I might social engineer one of my sisters to make that for me..

Hey - Dane/Denmarkian/Demarkenese/Denmarkalopodopoli.. how about this.. I'll send you a box of Dunken Donut keurig cups and some bags of starbucks if you wander over to Belgium, slap the king and queen around, and send me some of their fine royal truffles..

Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 09:13 AM

modi123_1, on 10 August 2012 - 09:03 AM, said:

Hey - Dane/Denmarkian/Demarkenese/Denmarkalopodopoli.. how about this.. I'll send you a box of Dunken Donut keurig cups and some bags of starbucks if you wander over to Belgium, slap the king and queen around, and send me some of their fine royal truffles..

If I were to do that I think I'd keep the truffles for myself. They sound like heaven!