Although we could definitely work with uncut Brazilian Diego Sans (especially now with beard) and tattooed muscle Jordan Levine in a sequel to this scene, Jake Andrews would unfortunately be left out of the party.

Still too young and not scruffy enough at the moment. Or add some ink to that skin and we’ll waive the body hair requirement…

Flashback time! This scene from Basic Plumbing 2 featuring hungry bottom Christopher Scott and hung top Mike Branson reminds me of all those glossy gay fuck mags I’d buy in adult bookstores to get off to… over and over.

And even though a tool belt, jockstrap and a big dick always boner me out, it’s these performers who are extra dirty, just how I like ’em.

If you haven’t seen this movie already, you really should take some time to enjoy Men In The Sand.

Produced by longtime hard-on generator Ray Dragon, this Jake Deckard directed full-length feature takes us back to a dirtier gay era, where men are men, mustaches are thick and so are the cocks in their mouths.