If you´re feeling coprophilic, there's bumbrage or bescumbrage.If you're from Birmingham, there's brumbrageIf you're feeling flaky and friable, or in the mood for an angry underground cartoon, there's crumbrageIf you have a taste for green phallic vegetables, there's cucumbrage,If your taste runs to the percussive, there's drumbrageif you're feeling stupid and angry, there's dumbrage, ya ignorant, belligerent yobIf you're a jolly green giant, there's feefifofumbrageIf you're feeling down, there's glumbrage,If you like little girls, or drive a big fancy car, there's humbrage, you pervy pedo,If you cut down trees and like to wear women's underwear, there's lumbrage,If you live in Mumbai, you have a choice between mumbrage and slumbrage,If you are an angry anesthesiologist, or a statistician, try the numbrage,If you are a pirate, maybe some rumbrageIf you like it dirty, there's plenty of scumbrage for the takingIf you're sleepy, how about a little slumbrageIf you just can't resist temptation, there's succumbrageIf you like to knit, while watching executions, you need some tumbrageIf you are a tiny little thing, maybe a thimbleful of thumbrage