Fortunately for the Cardinal, the Catholic Church is sitting on a lot of money. As I said back in January, "the Pope gets to take a shit on a solid gold toilet, after which his buttocks is wiped clean with silk and he washes his hands with the tears of a Snow Leopard." I'm pretty sure the Cardinal's workman's comp claim will result in a handsome reward, although he may be excommunicated. I wouldn't want to work in such a dangerous place anyway.