Possession of Weed by a member of Coaching Staff: That's a recruiting plus for GT. Kids love the weed these days.

Hit and Run: Based on Tech's recruiting class last year, they could really use some guys that can do at least one of those things well.

DUI: Booze don't drink itself. Kids understand that.

Open Container: Easier for sharing between coaches and players.

Timing: How much do you want to wager that Lil Joe was enjoying his party on wheels in a post-Cinco De Mayo haze. You have to respect his commitment to celebrating Mexico's Independence by enjoying some fine Columbian stank.

Net Result: This could help Tech...well...it can't get worse can it? Insert comments about Tech's Total Person Concept...now.

The great thing for Joe is that he can probably parlay his new experience to become the top candidate for Tennessee's Director of Player Development. I'm sure Fulmer has already placed a call inquiring about Joe's availability.

I be sorry 'bout mys error. I drivin' drunk ain't no biggie. We stills gonna get sum good playas at Tech. I can'ts wait to gets back on CSS with Buck. I's learned great english whiles in college. Pass me the joint.