(Good idea Iblucca77- I'm claiming my cat now, too.) LOL But what was your wife thinking giving those illiterate kids such hard questions? Oh, she wants to provide fodder for the blog! Got it. 🙂 Hey, can she give them a questionnaire like you had last week? You should design the questions for them. hehehe I'm laughing just thinking about it.

That's just awesome. I have to say, I'm super impressed with that kid. It took me a minute to think of what you meant by "impossible" and "possible." I thought you meant the level of difficulty in the actual drawing. and THAT is the US education system for you.

Chelle: TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!lbluca: Just don't tell the IRS where you got the idea.Mrsblogalot: They could..but they usually cook them.Pretty sure about that.Yankee: Your uterus can hurt?I had no idea.Kernut: Right…like they know how to fill in a circle.Buggys: Cats are evil. That's why people can give birth to them. Like children.Carissa: HAHAHA. Proof positive. Perfect.Wannabe: Racist? Me?LB: Um.Okay.Sarah: You didn't know all Republicans were close minded dicks?You're silly.

I LOVE FUNNY KID PICTURES! You know, I think a woman could have a cat if she REALLY WANTED to. Yes, another pussy joke… she has a pussy, so why not a cat? You just gotta get that out! Maybe it is Herlin's baby?

You know, blame it on my redneck roots, but I couldn't help but laugh. If I weren't a lesbian, I'd probably be a Republican 😛 Oh, you think it's bad where you are, I can't go to a fucking Wendy's with out having to decipher Spanglish. I guess that's part of living in San Diego. Before, Jesus was just a prophet, now he works at McDonalds, steals your hubcaps, sells you weed and mows your lawn…for a dollar fifty an hour.

Also, the kid was right. Mom can't have a fucking cat in her stomach, can she? And do you think that maybe the kid just doesn't know how to spell baby? So what. If the students parents were originally from this country, you wouldn't give it a second glance. This has nothing to do with you being a Republican. It just has to do with you being a prick.

Hmmmm. I'm thinking that little Herlin used the example of his mother being pregnant with a cat as an example because mommy, having become a social pariah who just has children for the sake of the Welfare money, was unable to attract any men, legal or otherwise, and actually tried to conceive a cat/person baby and failed. Sorry Herlin, no litter of brothers and sisters/drains on society for you!

random: monkey balls are sweet?Ew.Travis: I'm not racist. I'm racy.Difference.Ziva: I'm not realistic. I'm racy. See Travis comment above.Chelle: Yes.Wait.What?bikerchick: I slid that one in there.That's what she said.Don: I can honestly tell you that they DO speak English better than their parents.Colby: Sadly, yes. There probably is a naked centerfold out there somewhere.Tracie: Gracias.See what I did there?Eva: You were surprised to learn this? What country do you live in that Republicans AREN'T this way?CatLady: I put that there because I thought it was total GENIUS.Salt: It's how I roll.Sheila: Why would that be impossible? I would put that under 'totally possible'Uber: Preaching to the choir, my friend.Meleah: I heart Prince, too!! We should see him in concert!Malach: You say that like it's a bad thing.Momma: Wait..we're getting married?!* runsKatherine: Herlin's baby? Worst. Soap opera. Ever.Maxie: You should have written all that in Spanish.When it's in Spanish it means more.Jen: GENIUS!Lesbian: OMG I love San Diego. Except for all the seals. Too many seals and not enough clubbing.Chris: I KNOW…kid is way ahead of his time.Tgoette: Yes. I'm sure that's exactly Herlin's thought process.Me-Me: Muchas Tacos! Quesadilla!

So if I'm to understand this correctly, Republicans can't be pregnant with cats? Says who?! This coming from the same guy that drilled a shetland pony silly the other day? Oh the strange places my mind goes…I'm pregnant right now with a Doritos and Cough Syrup baby. Don't believe me? It's true I swear it.

That would make it so much easier to get a fucking kitten. You know it's a four to six week waiting period for a cat? And I need references? And they want to interview the cat I already have? Interview a cat! Oh wait…I drifted off topic again. Where's my raspberry beret?

@Moooooog35 – You are correct. I don't know what I was thinking. We can't even get the ENGLISH SPEAKING ADULTS that go to school at the fine "higher education" establishment where I work to properly fill out a scantron survey form.

Yo Moog!I'm over from Mrs. BlogALot who wrote a post on you today, saying you're the Schizz. And you are.Hysterical and so succinct for these days. I am too a Republican and my husband has an insurance agency, so thanks Obama for screwing us over in every way possible!! Not only has my husband's life's work been ripped out from underneath him, we're also going to get taxed up the wazoo! But, Juan will reap the benefits and that's all I care about. Maybe he'll send me a thank you note or a drawing when he gets his first tat courtesy of my taxes that will somehow filter down to him for his spending enjoyment. It's all I can hope for.

You know what's awesome about welfare? It's allowing my daughter and me to fucking survive. And I love telling people that and getting the "oh, I was referring to the ILLEGALS who get welfare." Surviving on the system as an illegal alien would be very nearly impossible and entail more fraud than a welfare check could finance. And not that it's anyone's business, but I'm on welfare because I had to leave a man who beat the shit out of me and embark on a journey of single motherhood with my newborn daughter in a place where I knew no one. I'm a product of the 'no child left behind' education system. I took all honors classes in high school. And I'm currently enrolled in college while being a mostly stay-at-home-mom to my toddler. I'm white. I'm Christian. And I'm damn thankful for the welfare system.

CoraCakes: I was referring to the ILLEGALS who get welfare.Maybe I missed your point. You see..this was a tongue-in-cheek expose' (don't know how to do the little accent thing) on people with 10 kids from 10 fathers but are smart enough to know that birthing a cat is impossible.So..you know..My blog. My rules.But kudos to you.