As a sports fan and furiously obsessed sports blogger, I subscribe to various online updates. As a Magic fan, the Orlando Sentinel is one of those.

Orlando’s hometown newspaper recently, and rather fruitlessly, came up with a poll asking fans who they considered the best Magic player of all time. One can’t help but wonder if that was a crack back at Dwight Howard’s continued whining from afar. Regardless, it’s a great question, based on its absolute un-answer-ability.