Not Designed By Your Five-Year-Old Nephew

Yo, I love Mason Marvin Marjella, but this rock necklace is fucking hilarious. THEY DON’T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF ROCK IT IS AND IT COSTS $255! Can you imagine being the senior designer presenting this shit to the rest of the team at HQ? I know I’d be giving you the side eye hard as fuck when you pulled out a stupid rock and slapped it on a chain. In my head I’d totally be all, “My 5-year-old nephew did that already. SHIT'S PLAYED THE FUCK OUT, SON.” Clearly I am not cut out to design for MMM because this got green-lit and is actually for sale.