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Friday, May 31, 2013

The film was an item I
recently recorded off Lifetime called Girl Fight, whose imdb.com page reveals that it was based on
a true story — something Lifetime’s promos didn’t mention (they usually do when
they show a film with a factual basis, however much the real-life incidents got
distorted when they were run through the Hollywood — or, in this case,
Hollywood, Canada — meatgrinder) but which I began to suspect pretty early on.
This didn’t seem like something writer Benita Garvin could have made up; it’s true
that the clichéd backstory of the high-school junior who’s been skipped over
and thereby got a reputation as a hopelessly anti-social nerd who will do anything to make it into the popular clique, and the
members of said clique who exploit her relentlessly, could well have been her
invention, but I daresay she wouldn’t have dared ramp up the intensity level of
the conflict if she’d had nothing to go on but her own imagination. In this
case, the hopeless nerd is Haley (Jodelle Ferland, who actually delivers quite
a complex and sensitive performance that puts flesh on those old clichéd
bones), whose parents, Ray and Melissa (real-life couple James Tupper and Anne
Heche — yes, that Anne Heche, who’s far more
famous for having been Ellen DeGeneres’s girlfriend when Ellen came out than
for any of her actual career, though aside from the fling with Ellen she’s been
hetero her entire sexually mature life and Ellen herself, years later, said she
made mistakes coming out she could have avoided if her partner at the time had
been a genuine Lesbian instead of a straight woman taking a brief walk on the
Gay side), are constantly throwing boring “parties” for her she hasn’t the
slightest interest in. Melissa is a bit more mellow but Ray is all-controlling
— and there’s a brief shot from director Stephen Gyllenhaal (father of Maggie
and Jake), a cut between Ray looking at his daughter and Haley’s ass swaying as
she climbs up a flight of stairs in their house, that throws us a sidelong hint
that he’s got an incestuous crush on his daughter (or have I just seen so many Law
and Order: Special Victims Unit episodes that I’m reading more sexual undertones in this brief scene
than Gyllenhaal and Garvin intended?).

Her rushing into the arms
(metaphorically) of Alexa Simmons (a marvelous villainess performance by Tess
Atkins) is as much motivated by the desire to get away from those horrendously
controlling parents as it is an embrace of the “popular” clique in school — and
Alexa and her gang turn out to be real pieces of work, showing up at the
restaurant where Haley works as a waitress and bumming money from her to pay
their check, also demanding that she cover the cost of the bottle of vodka they
sneaked into what was supposed to be an exclusively non-alcoholic party (the
condition Haley’s parents insisted on before they gave her permission to go),
and finally getting her drunk enough that she doesn’t resist when Alexa and
five of her friends decide to gang up on Haley at one of their alcohol-fueled
soirées and literally beat the
crap out of her, while another member of the clique films the whole thing on
her cell phone. The idea is to get their 15 minutes of fame by uploading the
girl-fight film to the Internet and letting the rest of the world — or at least
the rest of their high school, which amounts to about the same thing in this
hermetically sealed existence (ironically enough for a project starring Anne
Heche, teenage males seem
scarcely to exist during this movie; most films about rivalries between
high-school girls motivate them at least partially by jealousies over
high-school boys, but not this one — though given how homely most of the actors
who play teenage boys in Lifetime movies are, I suspect I’d have found James
Tupper the sexiest guy in this movie even if he’d had more competition!) — gawk
at and revel in Haley’s humiliation.

The end result is that Haley is beaten so
badly she ends up in the hospital, and there are indications she’s going to
suffer long-term eye damage. A school official learns of the existence of the
video and manages to get the parents of the girl who shot it to turn it over,
whereupon the film becomes a series of crises of conscience over whether the
girls will actually be prosecuted and whether Haley will be willing to testify
against them. At first she won’t — she’s still concerned enough about her
“reputation” with her fellow students not to rat them out — then she’s furious
and determined she will testify,
only at the end of the trial, when she learns that if found guilty her
assailants could end up serving life in prison, she relents and urges her
parents to accept the plea deal of one-year sentences the D.A.’s office worked
out with the girls’ lawyers, but only on condition that Haley’s family agree to
it. Girl Fight begins as a pretty
ordinary high-school drama but director Gyllenhaal ramps up the intensity as it
goes on, and he and Garvin give us so many glimpses of the girl-fight video
itself we begin to feel violated by
seeing it so often — and Haley’s shifting emotions during the aftermath, and in
particular her crisis of conscience over how to deal with a law-enforcement
system that seems intent on victimizing her all over again, are surprisingly
well done by director, writer and actress. Though the rather milquetoast
appearance that made her right for this role will probably be a handicap on
other projects, I suspect we’ll hear more of Jodelle Ferland.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Yesterday was the 100th anniversary of the world
premiere performance of Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring and Charles and I celebrated by watching The
Search for Nijinsky’s “Rite of Spring,” an
hour-long special from PBS I videotaped in 1990 when it was first aired, which
consisted of a half-hour documentary about how Vaslav Nijinsky’s original
choreography for The Rite of Spring,
and Nicholas Roerich’s original stage designs, were reconstructed from whatever
fragmentary evidence was available, followed by a full performance of the
reconstructed ballet. The prime mover behind the reconstruction was ballet-meister Robert Joffrey, founder of the New York-based
Joffrey Ballet, but their principal source was Marie Rambert, the last survivor
of the company that performed The Rite of Spring at its infamous first performance at the Theatre des
Champs-Elysées in Paris on May 29, 1913. Rambert was a close associate of
Nijinsky — she admitted in the archival interviews shown in the program that
she had an intense crush on him, which she kept hidden because Nijinsky and
producer Serge Diaghilev were living together as a Gay couple, but when
Nijinsky and Diaghilev broke up both professionally and personally, and
Nijinsky married a woman on the rebound, she not surprisingly was bitter on the
ground that if Nijinsky was going to turn straight it should have been for her.

She also was a close associate of Émile
Jacques-Dalcroze, the founder of eurythmics. Eurythmics was basically a style
of dance in which there was a close relationship between music and movement — a
note of a specific duration corresponded to a specific movement — and though
Nijinsky didn’t go whole-hog into eurythmics when he did the original
choreography for The Rite of Spring,
he did attempt to match his
movements precisely to
Stravinsky’s score, bar by bar, note by note. The Rite of Spring is a story ballet set in pre-Christian Russia and,
like Shirley Jackson’s short story “The Lottery,” it’s about a farming
community which believes that every spring they have to choose a young virgin
and sacrifice her to ensure that they have a good crop that year. Of course,
this being a ballet, the way she’s supposed to be sacrificed is that she is
compelled to dance herself to death. It reflected the Russian origins of the
four principals — Stravinsky, Nijinsky, Roerich and Diaghilev — and while many
of Diaghilev’s previous Ballet Russe productions had been cosmopolitan (before
he hooked up with Stravinsky, Diaghilev’s most popular and enduring productions
had been Les Sylphides, an
orchestral score mashed up from some of Chopin’s big piano works, and Afternoon
of a Faun, based on the previously written
prelude by Debussy), Stravinsky’s presence in his operation and the success of
his previous works for Diaghilev, The Firebird and Petrouchka (both based on Russian folk tales), steered them in the direction of a
sort of naturalistic primitivism. The reconstruction was accomplished under
Joffrey’s auspices (Joffrey had got his start as a choreographer with Rambert’s
ballet company in London in the 1950’s) mostly by choreographer Millicent
Hodson and her husband, designer Kenneth Archer, and the evidence they had to
go on was mostly the photographs of the original production — with the dancers
posing in slants and wearing batik-like costumes designed to look like
hand-painted homespun — along with notes and sketches by various artists who’d
witnessed the original, and a copy of an original score of the Rite in which Rambert herself had notated some of the
choreography. (Rambert had sold the original during a time when she badly
needed money; she had kept a copy but it was only at the very end of the
process that it came to light and supplied Hodson with the last set of clues
she needed.)

Granted that there’s no way of knowing how close any of Hodson’s
work, executed here by a well-drilled set of dancers led by Beatriz Rodriguez
as the sacrificial victim (though this is decidedly an ensemble piece and not a star vehicle the way, say, Swan Lake is), to what the Paris audience saw — or didn’t see
— on May 29, 1913 (that early it’s highly unlikely anyone sneaked in a movie camera
and filmed any of it surreptitiously the way some fans did with Broadway shows
in the 1930’s), but The Rite of Spring in this version remains a bizarre and fascinating piece and it’s easy
to see what provoked the Paris audience to intense expressions of disapproval.
(The legend was that there was an actual riot in the theatre, but Ivan Hewitt
recently wrote an article for the BBC Web site, available at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22691267,
debunking that, pointing out that the performance actually ran until the
ballet’s end — if there’d been a riot the police would have closed the theatre
and escorted everyone out — though through much of it the yelling from people
in the audience who didn’t like what they were hearing and liked what they were
seeing even less was so loud
Nijinsky stood in the wings and barked out rehearsal numbers to the dancers, so
they could keep to his choreography and stay in synch to the music even though
they couldn’t actually hear it over the yelling.) One person in the documentary
portion made the point that while Nijinsky as a dancer was noted for his
command of the language of classical ballet, in his few attempts at
choreographing ballets for others he almost totally ignored that language. This
Rite seems far closer to modern
dance than anything we usually think of as ballet, with the dancers moving in
tight synch to the music, making aggressive, jerky motions in stylized patterns
(a couple of times they group themselves into a circle and move their arms in
and out of it — if the people filming the ballet had raised their camera for an
overhead shot it would have looked like a Busby Berkeley number set to a more
musically sophisticated score), clapping and stamping their feet in time to the
music, and wearing baggy costumes that concealed the forms of their bodies
instead of the tight-fitting clothes of traditional ballet.

When I first saw
this show I was startled at how different the experience was from the one time
I’d seen The Rite of Spring
danced professionally — in Oakland in 1977, in a production by John
Pasqualetti, who was known for the high sexual content of his ballets. He
didn’t disappoint in The Rite —
his dancers wore body stockings and made contact with each other, girl-on-boy
and sometimes boy-on-boy as well (my date for the evening was my first
boyfriend and naturally he was especially interested in the Gay aspects!) — but
it was also danced far more smoothly than this version. For all the radical
sexual content (maybe not that
radical for the Bay Area in 1977!) Pasqualetti’s Rite was a far more conventionally “balletic” production
than Hodson’s dans Nijinsky,
which even now seems positively primitive in both senses of the word: literally
so, as befits the subject matter of the Rite; and also in terms of the style of movement, the way
the dancers relate to each other and the stylization of the piece, the way the
dancers are not allowed to show
off the beauty of their own bodies. The reconstructed Rite has been danced in other places and times, and even
when companies don’t use all of Hodson’s choreography (which she has
copyrighted, so they’d have to pay her a royalty) they’ve clearly been
influenced by the restoration to make the movements of the Rite jerkier, more primitive, more physically intense and
less ballet-oriented. This is a fascinating program that doesn’t deserve its
obscurity; it was co-produced by the Danish Broadcasting Corporation,
Czechoslovak TV (remember Czechoslovakia?), the BBC and PBS’s New York
affiliate, WNET, but it’s not listed on imdb.com or on PBS’s own Web site, and
it’s virtually impossible to obtain a copy now: archive.org offers a download,
but only of the actual
performance of the ballet, not the equally fascinating half-hour documentary on
the reconstruction that precedes it.

Alas, the movie we watched for the rest of the evening was
hardly in the same exalted vein! I’d been curious about The Day It Came to
Earth ever since I got the Alien
Attacks boxed set, which contained Cat
Women of the Moon from 1953; its
surprisingly good quasi-remake Missile to the Moon from 1958; The Brain from Planet Arous from Howco International in 1957 (Howco
International got its name from its founder and CEO, Joy Houck — whom I’d
assumed was a woman but was really a boy named Joy; later on his son, Joy
Houck, Jr., took over the company); and The Day It Came to Earth, which was also a Howco International production, a
tribute to the cheesy sci-fi movies the company had made in the 1950’s even
though it was made in 1979 and, unlike the other movies in the Alien
Attacks box, was in color. What’s more,
it’s not really about an alien attack; the plot revives around a high-energy
meteor that falls to earth from space and is picked up by a group of college
students, it’s not part of a spacecraft and there are no actual aliens in the dramatis
personae. Indeed, the opening pre-credits
sequence is a nice bit of neo-noir
that seemed to come from such a different cinematic world than the movie we
were promised on the DVD box that Charles and I at first wondered if we were
watching a whole other movie that had been packaged in this box and labeled The
Day It Came to Earth by mistake. Set in
1958 (we know because the car we see in the opening scene is a 1958 Ford and we
hear a radio news report referencing “Vice-President Richard Nixon”), the scene
establishes that gangster Lou Jacoby (Ed Love) has just given key testimony to
Senator Estes Kefauver’s latest investigation of organized crime.

For this the government
has given him a new identity so he can hide out from the gangsters he’s exposed
and who are threatening to kill him — I don’t think the feds had a formal
witness protection program that early but they did do that al fresco in some cases (but then I’ve had Joy Houck’s gender
wrong for years so I’m not putting much faith in my own knowledge base right
now!). Not surprisingly, though, the feds’ plans go for naught; the gangsters
find Lou Jacoby (who incidentally bears the name of a semi-famous character
actor of the late 1950’s and early 1960’s, though he spelled it “Jacobi”; his
most famous credit was as Moustache in Billy Wilder’s Irma la Douce, in which he replaced Charles Laughton after
Laughton’s death) and shoot him, then dump his body in the old Willow Lake.
Only the meteor lands in the lake and the energy from it makes contact with
Jacoby’s body, revivifying him but turning him into a homicidal monster who
immediately targets two guys playing poker. Director Harry Thomason shoots a
lot of the movie rather flatly but also inserts some scenes that show a real
flair for visual atmosphere. He also shows off how many classic movies he’d
seen; the sequence in which the monster kills the poker player has a swinging
overhead lamp like the one in Psycho, and later there are scenes of the college students bathing in the lake
while the monster watches them swim by but doesn’t bother them that are
straight out of The Creature from the Black Lagoon. What Thomason doesn’t have is much of a sense of pace: scenes that could have been suspenseful and
genuinely frightening are yawn-inducing instead because of his slovenly
directorial style (and his editor, LeRoy Slaughter, doesn’t help much either).

Not that the script by Paul J. Fisk helps much; it’s basically your
standard-issue set of sci-fi clichés (Charles noted the sheer number of movies
we’ve seen in which some form of radioactivity on a lake or ocean floor has
turned human corpses into reanimated monsters, notably The Horror of
Party Beach — which is “worse” by any
objective measure than The Day It Came to Earth but is also so wrong-headed it’s actually a lot of
fun), including the avuncular professor (George Gobel, the only cast member I’d
actually heard of before) who explains it all in the best pseudo-scientific
terms writer Fisk could come up with. By far the most entertaining part of the
movie is the physical appearance of the male leads, Eddie Newton (Wink Roberts)
and his friend and roommate Ronnie McGuire (Roger Manning). They’re not
drop-dead gorgeous sex gods but they are easy on the eyes, and director Thomason gives us plenty of chances to
savor them; they’re introduced in adjoining twin beds in their dorm room, with
Eddie in his underwear and Ronnie in pajama bottoms but blessedly shirtless
above the waist. Naturally, they’re interested in women — though the body
language between the two actors conveys some homoerotic tensions Thomason and
Fisk probably didn’t intend (and ditto for the two college girls Eddie and Ronnie are attracted to, Sally [Delight De
Bruine] and Debbie [Rita Wilson], who likewise do an awful lot of hugging in
bed, the kind of sexually innocent but physically enjoyable horseplay same-sex
roommates, especially in the military, indulged in before society’s awareness
of Gay people made it difficult for basically heterosexual people to sustain
this) — and the first big scene happens when the four dubious lovebirds go to
the lake and find pieces of blue rock that are fragments of the
extraterrestrial meteor. Eddie has a small chunk of it made into a pendant as a
gift for Sally, but the way it glows on screen and is accompanied by a peculiar
buzzing/ringing noise on the soundtrack makes us realize that the stone is a
source of potentially dangerous energy.

The climax comes in a supposedly “haunted”
house in which Sally, Debbie and about 10 other girls are supposed to stay
overnight to prove their worthiness to enter the college’s hottest sorority.
The boys crash the party, constructing a dummy that looks like a weird
cross-breed of Alice Cooper and Tiny Tim. The monster crashes the party too and
breaks it up, causing the kids to flee for their lives before the monster is
finally cornered in an abandoned movie theatre and is set afire — it’s been
established earlier that guns don’t harm it but apparently, like Fred Myton’s
and Anne Rice’s vampires, fire can destroy it. The biggest problem with The
Day It Came to Earth is the old one,
uncertainty of tone: writer Fisk never decided whether he was creating a
serious homage to the 1950’s
sci-fi “B”’s or a campy spoof of them, and as directed by Thomason the story
isn’t frightening enough to work as serious horror and isn’t silly enough to
work as camp either. The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is rather similar plotwise but much more
entertaining because its creator,
writer/director/star Larry Blamire, had no intention of creating anything other than a campy spoof of its models. Still, any movie
that spends a lot of its running time offering us fetching glimpses of Wink
Roberts and Roger Manning in surprisingly frank states of undress (as well as
the pair of shorts Roberts wears, which shows off much more of his basket than
1950’s — or 1970’s — movie clothes usually did) is going to be entertaining for
non-cinematic reasons! It was also amusing to have a film that contained so many
cheesy pastiches of 1950’s rock ’n’ roll on its soundtrack — especially the
night after we watched Shake, Rattle and Rock and got to watch Joe Turner and Fats Domino do the
real thing, and do it superlatively well!

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Last night Charles and I watched a 1956 movie called Shake,
Rattle and Rock, a surprisingly good early
rock ’n’ roll film from American International. The early omens on this one
weren’t good; American International generally made lousy movies aimed mostly
at the drive-in audience (and this was only their third year in operation;
they’d begun as American Releasing in 1954 and their first film was Roger
Corman’s The Fast and the Furious,
an auto-theft drama whose modern-day remake has spawned no fewer than five sequelae, of which the most recent is the number one
film in the country right now!), the director was Edward L. Cahn and the writer
was Lou Rusoff, who was usually associated with American International’s rather
silly horror movies. Surprise!Shake,
Rattle and Rock turned out to be a little
gem, with two of the all-time greats of rhythm and blues, singer Joe Turner and
singer-pianist-composer Antoine “Fats” Domino, and a plot that was genuinely entertaining in and of
itself and wasn’t just a way to mark time between the musical numbers. While
other 1950’s rock movies occasionally touched on the controversies over rock
and the determination of some moralists to shut it down, Lou Rusoff decided to
make the controversies the focal point of his film.

It opens in the studio of a
local TV station, where Garry Nelson (Touch Conners, the young, personable
actor who later became a surprisingly credible private detective on the
long-running CBS-TV series Mannix)
is hosting a rock ’n’ roll TV show with a group of teenage kids he’s been able
to pull off the streets and away
from a life of crime by harnessing the righteous power of this music to lure
them into wholesome recreation. Right now in the (unnamed) city where the film
takes place he’s built 78 rock ’n’ roll clubs and got the young people in them
interested in raising money for “safe” social causes. His latest project is to
take over an abandoned building and turn it into a teen center. But he’s run afoul
of self-appointed moralists Eustace Fentwick III (Douglass Dumbrille) and
Georgianna Fitzdingle (the marvelous Margaret Dumont — so two supporting players in this film have Marx Brothers
connections!), who organize a group with a tongue-twisting name to fight back
against rock ’n’ roll by organizing petitions and letter-writing campaigns to
get the TV station to take Nelson’s show off the air. He’s also run afoul of gangsters Bugsy Smith (Paul Duboy,
proving that they didn’t break the mold after they made Sheldon Leonard) and
his comic-relief sidekick Nick (Eddie Kafafian), who are upset that Nelson’s
rock ’n’ roll clubs have turned potential hoodlums towards more constructive
pursuits and thereby deprived Bugsy’s gang of its biggest pool of young talent.
The gangsters and the old-fogy “reformers” end up making common cause at a big
dance sponsored by Nelson to raise money for the teen center; Nelson’s own
comic-relief sidekick, Albert “Axe” McAllister (Sterling Holloway, whom writer
Rusoff and director Cahn try to pass off as a teenager even though he was
already making movies in the early 1930’s, before any authentic teenager alive
in 1956 was even born!), gets
goaded into starting a fight with one of the gangsters, the police — already
parked outside the hall, courtesy of Fentwick and Mrs. Fitzdingle — move in,
and six of the kids respond by trashing Fentwick’s car.

With everything he’s
worked for in ruins, Nelson sells his producer, Bill Bentley (Charles Evans),
on the idea of having an on-air trial of rock ’n’ roll, with Fentwick as the
prosecutor, himself as the defense attorney, a real judge (Clarence Kolb) in
charge, and the jury being the TV audience, who will call in and render their
verdict by voting either for or against rock ’n’ roll. The trial sequence
contains some of the most brilliant gags in the movie, with Fentwick showing a
scene of primitive dancing (actually, according to imdb.com, a shot of
Aboriginal people in Australia) to demonstrate the primitivistic,
anti-civilized nature of rock ’n’ roll — and Nelson fighting back with a clip
of flappers and their beaux Charlestoning in the 1920 to indicate that rock is
just a new form of rhythmic music that won’t permanently corrupt the morals of
its fans any more than 1920’s jazz did. Fentwick calls as a witness Aloysius
Pentigrouch (Leon Tyler), a 17-year-old nerd whose favorite composers are
Beethoven and Chopin, and his ballet-dancer girlfriend, and shows them off as
examples of proper teenagers who appreciate truly great culture instead of this
rock ’n’ roll crap — and Nelson fights back by having Pentigrouch repeat his
performance of the Chopin Prelude in A minor, only emphasize the rhythm — and
Chopin’s piece turns into a hot boogie woogie which Georgianna’s long-suffering
husband Horace (Raymond Hatton) declares he likes better than he ever liked the
work come scritto. It ends, of
course, the way you know it would: rock ’n’ roll wins the “trial,” Pentigrouch
and his girlfriend are shown doing a hot rock dance — and so are Horace and
Georgianna once he’s recognized her younger self in the film clip of the
Charleston and declared how much better he liked her then than he does now.
(Anyone who’s seen the Marx Brothers’ first film, The Cocoanuts, knows that the real Margaret Dumont in 1929 didn’t
look anything like the lithesome
dancing flapper who’s supposedly Georgianna’s younger self in this film.) Along
the way we get to hear some superb rhythm-and-blues from Fats Domino and Joe
Turner — I remember once reading an interview with Fats in which he said, “I
always thought of myself as a rhythm-and-blues musician. Then they told me I
was playing rock ’n’ roll. I hadn’t changed my style any — they’d just changed
the name for it!” Indeed, Domino and Turner were about the only musicians I can think of (along with Dinah
Washington) who established themselves before rock ’n’ roll and managed to
sustain their careers, and even become more popular, once rock started; magnificent talents like
Louis Jordan, Roy Brown, Wynonie Harris and other R&B stars one would have
thought would have been accepted by the rock audience weren’t.

Domino and
Turner are in superb form in this film even though it’s obvious they’re just
miming to their commercial records (by the 1950’s the sound quality of records
had improved to the point where movie companies abandoned their long-standing
insistence on re-recording musical artists on their own equipment and instead
cut deals with their artists’ record companies to use their already existing
records on film soundtracks). Domino does two of his biggest hits, “Ain’t That
a Shame” and “I’m in Love Again,” as well as “Honey Chile” (a song I’ve always
liked that didn’t get the attention it deserved because it was the flip side of
an even greater Domino record, “Blueberry Hill”), and Turner sings “Feelin’
Happy” — a rock adaptation of the 1930’s Kansas City blues standard “Do You
Wanna Jump, Children?” (which Charles argued was in turn no doubt derived from
1920’s Black Gospel music!) — twice,
once over the opening credits and once on screen. He also does “Lipstick,
Powder and Paint,” “The Choker” and “Rock, Rock, Rock.” The one white rock
performer we see, Tommy Charles (doing a song by Wayne Walker called “Sweet
Love on My Mind”), is O.K. but quite obviously not anywhere in the same league
as Domino and Turner; it occurred to me that with the best white performers of
the time already tabbed for similar movies by major studios like Columbia and
20th Century-Fox, American International went for great Black
performers instead — with superior musical results (though the rock movies from
Columbia and Fox had their share of African-American greats — Chuck Berry and
Little Richard, respectively!). Of the 1950’s rock movies I’ve seen, Shake,
Rattle and Rock is one of the best, right
behind The Girl Can’t Help It
(which has the benefits of color, CinemaScope, a theme song by Little Richard,
a superb performance by Eddie Cochran, the anatomical wonders of Jayne
Mansfield, and the mordant sensibility of director Frank Tashlin) and
considerably better than the Alan Freed quickies being churned out by Columbia
(even though the Freed films, reflecting the D.J.’s commitment to racial
equality at least a decade before it became cool, not only showcased Chuck
Berry as a performer but actually gave him a chance to act!). Shake,
Rattle and Rock turned out to be a minor
gem that was far better than we’d expected, a genuinely entertaining movie even
when Fats Domino and/or Joe Turner weren’t on screen!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Last night I watched the latest so-called Memorial Day
Concert special on PBS — an annual event that’s now in its 24th year
and has long since shed any illusions of being a concert in the usual sense of
the word. This morning I was looking at my comments on it from three years ago,
when I watched the 2010 edition and there were still star performers on it
singing songs that weren’t about the
military, patriotism or public service. As the concerts have gone on the
segments of people simply singing songs have shrunk to the point where they’ve
virtually disappeared, and the parts that specifically pay tribute to the
military, to the heroism of individual servicemembers and the dramatics of war
have grown. The show was hosted by the usual crew — the MC’s were Joe Mantegna
and Gary Sinise, and Ed Harris also appeared — as, via a film clip from the
2004 event, did Charles Durning, who if he’d lived in the 1930’s probably would
have become a star on the level of Edward G. Robinson. Alas, he came of age as
a performer in the 1960’s and 1970’s, long after the day when character actors
could become major stars. The big tearjerking veterans’ story was a fairly
recent one, of two brothers, Eric and Joe Grenville from Cumberland,
Pennsylvania, both of whom signed up for the National Guard and had the bad
luck to enlist just two weeks before 9/11 and suddenly found themselves
confronted with the fact that they were actually going to have to go out and
fight real wars. Eric lost his leg in Iraq protecting other servicemembers from
an IED; Joe made it through Afghanistan but then was turned down for a fourth
tour and got so upset that he committed suicide. This was a fascinating story
to be hearing on a show ostensibly devoted to a patriotic salute to the
selflessness of America’s veterans and the nobility of their service — it was
incredible that the show’s producers were acknowledging the reality both of
post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) itself and the fact that many veterans
suffering from it don’t seek treatment because they think it would be
dishonorable or somehow un-“manly” to do so. It’s also incredible that this
show acknowledged that more veterans of the (second) Iraq war have killed
themselves after they got home than have died in actual combat.

The remarkable
soprano Katherine Jenkins returned (she did a duet with Andrea Bocelli on the
2010 show and totally out-sang him) for the “Pie Jesú” and a version of “You’ll
Never Walk Alone” — a song Charles thought was very ironic because in its original context, the Rodgers
and Hammerstein musical Carousel,
it’s sung about a man who abused his wife, got killed committing a crime and
returned from the grave to haunt her. It’s become a sort of monument to
sappiness — at the height of the AIDS epidemic it became de rigueur at all the big benefits — and it’s probably
indicative of how sugary Hammerstein’s lyrics are that my favorite version of
all time was the first I ever heard, pianist Roger Williams’ instrumental of it. The most recent American Idol winner, Candace Glover, sang the national anthem,
and she was followed up by Jessica Sanchez singing “God Bless America.” Alfie
Bove sang “Bring Him Home” from Les Misérables — at last! Someone singing this music who actually
has a voice instead of a
non-singing movie star aimed in the general direction of the correct pitches by
AutoTune! — and the rest of the songs were all themed around service and loss,
including Chris Mann’s “There Are Roads” and “You Raise Me Up” and tenor Roland
Tynen’s “To Fallen Soldiers” (I’d like to hear him do something else sometime —
like maybe the tenor part in Benjamin Britten’s War Requiem, a far better piece of music on the same general
theme) along with the usual medleys of marches and service songs. Jack Eberle,
or whatever his name is — the person who took over conducting the concerts
after their creator, Erich Kunzel, died after the one in 2009 — did a decent
enough job in a program that mostly relegated the National Symphony to a backup
band for the military melodramas (in the word’s literal meaning: a dramatic
monologue accompanied by music) and the vocalists. It was an all too often
bathetic but sometimes genuinely moving program.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

The movie was To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie
Newmar, an impossible mouthful of a title
for a film from 1995 that seemed to be Hollywood’s response to the surprise-hit
status of an Australian movie with an almost as indigestible title, The
Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,
in 1994. The major studios looked at the box-office returns of this tale of
drag queens driving through Australia and figured that a U.S. version with
A-list stars would be even bigger, so Universal and Amblin Entertainment (one
of Steven Spielberg’s companies) greenlighted director Beeban Kidron’s (a
womyn-born woman who was actually in the later stages of pregnancy through the
entire shoot — she gave birth to her baby Noah Kidron Style on the last day of
filming and inserted a credit to Noah as “Best Baby,” a pun on the frequent
listing of technical assistants as “Best Boys”) and writer Douglas Carter
Beane’s project about three racially assorted drag queens driving across the
country in a 1960’s-era yellow Cadillac they acquired from a used car lot (the
man running the lot was honest about the Caddy’s mechanical failings and tried
to sell the “girls” a Toyota Corolla instead, but they weren’t about to go
cross-country in something as hopelessly unstylish!). The film opens at New
York’s Webster Hall (also a locale where several important live jazz albums
have been recorded), where there’s a major drag-queen contest going on in which
first prize is an all-expenses-paid trip to Hollywood to compete in the world’s
championship. As things turn out, the contest is a tie between Black queen
Noxeema Jackson (Wesley Snipes) and white queen Vida Bohème (Patrick Swayze),
but when they come upon Latina queen Chi Chi Rodriguez (John Leguizamo, who for
my money stole the film right out from under his two more famous co-stars)
fleeing from Queer-bashers in her neighborhood, they take her under their wings
and decide to turn in their plane tickets to the contest sponsor and get a cash
payment by which all three will go to California. (The person who they do this
deal with is the contest sponsor, played by Robin Williams in a surprising
cameo — the sort of unbilled appearance that makes you go, “Was that … ?” — and in this case made me wish Williams had
played Patrick Swayze’s part, which would have made a funny film even funnier and more moving.) This begs the question of how they’re going to get to California — not by train,
not by bus (“Who do you think I am — Miss Rosa Parks?” Noxeema spits out in
Wesley Snipes’ surprisingly convincing “queen” drawl), but in that chancy used
Caddy. They have a roadside encounter with Sheriff John Dollard (Chris Penn,
son of Leo and brother of Sean and Michael, who died in 2006 after an odd
career that included important parts in such films as Rumble Fish and Reservoir Dogs), whose badge is misprinted “Dullard.” Dollard stops
their car and sets his cap for Vida, who’s driving — until he reaches under
“her” dress and responds, not by puking à la The Crying Game, but by getting furious and starting an altercation
that ends with Vida knocking him down and leaving him by the roadside,
apparently dead.

Then they head through more desert until they arrive in the
tiny rural enclave of Snydersville, where their car breaks down and the local
mechanic Virgil (Arliss Howard) announces that he can fix it in an hour but
first he has to send for the needed part, which will take three days. They stay
in a cheesy hotel run by Virgil’s wife Carol Ann (Stockard Channing, who aside
from a women’s basketball team the “girls” hang out with in an early scene is
the first womyn-born woman we’ve seen in the whole movie even though she
doesn’t enter until about half an hour through this 109-minute film) and learn
that Carol Ann is a victim of spousal abuse from a man who’ll throw a stew pot
across the kitchen just because one of the queens, thinking she was doing her a
favor, put some spices in it. Chi Chi nearly gets gang-raped by a group of
rednecks (some of whom were being played by genuinely attractive young actors
who did more for me aesthetically than the stars did, even though I must say I
had a lingering crushette on Patrick Swayze after Dirty Dancing — but then I suspect most of Gay male America did
too!) but she’s saved by hot-looking local Bobby Ray (Jason London, who should
have got more of a career boost from this movie than he did — he’s hot,
personable and charming and should
have gone on to better things than a TV-remake of Jason and the
Argonauts), who immediately falls in love
with “her” despite the jealousy of his authentically female girlfriend (at
least she has a crush on him) Bobby Lee (Jennifer Milmore). Vida beats the shit
out of Virgil and gets him to stop beating his wife. Sheriff Dollard comes to
town and sits next to Virgil in a sleazy but definitely straight bar and starts
pouring his heart out about how much he hates male homosexuals — “Men, acting
like women. Men wanting to be with one another, men touching each other. Their
stubbly chins rubbing up against one another. Touching each other. Manly hands
touching swirls of of chest hair. An occasional wiff of a rugged aftershave.
Their low, baritone voices sighing, grunting. They hold one another in manly,
masculine arms. Hold one another. Tight” — which made me think that Douglas
Carter Beane was going to have Sheriff Dollard and Virgil discover their true
sexual orientations and run off with each other, but even a nervy movie like
this wasn’t about to go that far.

Indeed, To Wong Foo probably got
the mass audience it did (it was the #1 movie the weekend it was released)
largely because it virtually ignored the whole idea of a Gay community: we
don’t see any non-drag Gay men,
we don’t see any physical displays of affection between Our Hero(ines) and
anybody else, and though we assume they’re Gay we don’t see any actual romantic
or sexual interests between each other or anyone outside. All we see are these
three guys in endless supplies of flashy dresses acting as fairy (in both
senses!) godmothers to the townspeople, jazzing up their annual strawberry
celebration and leaving Snyderville considerably happier and more fashionable
than it was when they arrived. The scene then cuts to the big pageant in
Hollywood, where Chi Chi takes the prize away from her more experienced mentors
and is presented with the award by … Julie Newmar, who was originally only
asked to lend her name and an autographed photo (Vida steals it from the wall
of a New York restaurant just before they leave) but visited the set and
enjoyed what was going on so much she agreed to play a cameo role as the
award-giver in the final scene (and though her face shows the lines of age, her
body is in excellent shape and one could readily imagine her in a modern-day Batman movie as an older, retired Catwoman mentoring the
latest one). To Wong Foo is a
remarkable movie but also a rather claustrophobic one, and while there’s a
major plot point early on that the other two are experienced drag queens while
Chi Chi is just a boy in a dress, in fact Leguizamo manages to comport
him/herself more convincingly than the other two stars and is much better at
suspending our disbelief — though enough of Wesley Snipes’ usual machismo shows through the dress and the makeup that the
effect is ironic, if nothing else. It’s a nice movie — I’m glad I saw it at
long last and I was entertained — but I was sufficiently tired of the drag
world by the time it was over that I bypassed the deleted scenes offered as a
bonus on the DVD.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Last night Charles and I watched two of the four films in
the Alien Attacks four-DVD boxed set —
which turned out to be one of the weirdest packaging ideas I’d seen: instead of
what I’d expected, which was two movies on each disc packaged in a conventional
double-DVD box, it was each of four movies on a single DVD packaged in a
normal-sized DVD container with an especially long spindle so the four discs
could be stacked on top of each other. The films were Cat Women of the
Moon from 1953 (though apparently not in the original 3-D version); its 1958 semi-remake Missile
to the Moon; The Brain from
Planet Arous from 1957, hilariously
described in Harry and Michael Medved’s book The Golden Turkey Awards; and the “ringer” in the bunch, one I’d neither seen
nor heard of before, The Day It Came to Earth. “It,” according to the DVD box, is a “flaming
monster” (sounds like an especially obnoxious drag queen!) which “crash-lands
in a small swamp town and unleashes a shambling zombie terror.” Cat
Women was the only film in this package I’d
seen before last night, an unspeakable bore which I hadn’t watched since
September 1997, when I wrote the following about it:

I headed over to Charles with the
videos of Cat Women of the Moon (not Cat Women on the Moon, which I’ve seen cited as
the title and which actually made a good deal more sense) and The Conqueror
Worm (the movie formerly known as Witchfinder
General), but we only watched the former. Cat
Women of the Moon was one of Rhino’s 3-D
releases, along with The Mask
(the 1961 Canadian version, which is actually a pretty good movie for the
budget and for the time — Slavko Vorkapich’s proto-psychedelic dream sequences
are excellent and the framing scenes are poverty-stricken and mediocrely acted
but are still legitimate) and Robot Monster, a legendary good/bad movie I’d very much like to see
(enough to shell out $12.98 plus tax for the tape should I ever find it on
sale). Alas, much of Cat Women
was printed badly out of registration, so by the technological magic of
videotape and 3-D the image looked like a bad old over-the-air TV picture with
heavy ghosting — it was difficult to sit through these sequences and later on I
joked to Charles about how if I felt any worse I’d start seeing four of him in bed with me!

Even when the technology was
working effectively (which gave a mild
3-D effect and an overall reddish tinge to the picture), Cat Women of
the Moon turned out to be a consummately
boring movie (just as I’d remembered it when I caught it on the old Channel 36
out of San José early one morning during the early 1970’s under its less florid
alternate title, Rocket to the Moon).
It was one of those films that actually lasted just a shade over an hour but
actually felt like two hours — “or a lifetime,” Charles joked. In fact, I
ran the Rhino video edition of Plan Nine from Outer Space this morning, and next to Cat Women of the
Moon, Plan Nine looked like a deathless
masterpiece, if only because at least Edward D. Wood, Jr. had a certain stylistic
flair that makes his movies most entertaining, even though hardly in the sense
he intended them to be! Lacking
any discernible directorial talent or even the sort of bad-movie flair Wood or
Ray Dennis Steckler had, Arthur Hilton’s direction of Cat Women plodded onward through the ridiculous script by Roy
Hamilton (presumably not the same
Roy Hamilton as the singer who had the first hit on “Ebb Tide”), pointing his
camera in the relevant direction of most of the action but otherwise adding
nothing to this ridiculous movie (when he tried for an impressive effect — like his occasional shots
of the cat women’s shadows lurking about — he ended up with a yawn). The plot,
if it can be called that, is about a secret pocket of atmosphere in a cave
under the dark side of the moon and a race of cat women (who have progressively
eliminated all men from their society — “A Lesbian separatist’s paradise!” I
joked) who plan to hijack the spaceship of the first humans to land on the moon
(commanded by Victor Jory and Sonny Tufts) by telepathically taking over the
brain of the ship’s one female crew member (Marie Windsor, who actually turns
in one of the closest approximations to acting in the film — not that she
approximates it by much, but at
least she and Jory come closer than the rest of the principals).

Once the rocket arrives on the
moon, the cat women (played by the Hollywood Cover Girls, whoever they may have been, whose ensemble work is actually
better than that of the billed players!) attempt to maintain a united front
against Our Heroes (while simultaneously cavorting on what looks like an old
Jon Hall/Maria Montez set and may very well be an old Jon Hall/Maria Montez set, borrowed from
Universal-International for the occasion) but naturally enough are sabotaged
when one of their number, Lambda (there would be a Lambda — in fact, all the cat women are named after letters of the Greek
alphabet; not surprisingly the queen of the cat women is Alpha and her
second-in-command is Beta), falls in love with one of the more nondescript of
the male crew members and betrays the whole enterprise. The idea was that three
of the cat women would fly the rocket back to earth along with Marie Windsor,
leaving the male earthlings stranded up on the moon, and thereby re-establish their
civilization (which in the absence either of men or of any indication that they
had invented parthenogenesis was on pretty shaky ground to begin with!). Not
that any of this makes sense; Roy Hamilton’s screenplay proceeded from
beginning to end without even any major attempt at narrative consistency, sporadically remembering that there is no atmosphere on the moon
and then forgetting it again (as when he has the heat of the sun spontaneously
ignite a cigarette left on the lunar surface) — and as I already wrote in
connection with the Commando Cody serials made at Republic, three years after
the success of Destination Moon
there was no excuse for a movie
about space travel to ignore the reality of weightlessness!

Missile to the Moon
proved quite a surprise: a much better movie than Cat Women
(but then I was already on record as saying that Plan Nine from Outer
Space is a better movie than Cat
Women!) from the producer-director team of
Marc Frederic and Richard Cunha, respectively, a Layton Film Production
released through Astor Pictures (which was generally a TV reissue label for old
Monogram and PRC product). Those were the same people behind Frankenstein’s
Daughter, released the same year (1958) and
also a better-than-average 1950’s sci-fi indie which I described as “an intriguing film that definitely shows its origins for
the drive-in market but manages to be a little bit better than that despite
some pretty risible elements.” That could apply to Missile to the Moon
as well even though Cat Women was obviously
a less powerful source of inspiration than Mary Shelley’s classic novel and
James Whale’s great films! The script for Missile by H. E. Barrie (who also worked on Frankenstein’s
Daughter) and Vincent Fotre added some
intriguing variants to Roy Hamilton’s tale: it opens at a privately funded
missile base on whose launching pad sits a moon rocket designed and built by
eccentric genius Dirk Green (Michael Whalen).

Dirk’s friend and collaborator
Steve Dayton (Richard Travis, top-billed and an actor with some pretty
respectable credits on his résumé; he started in the Warners meatgrinder and
got supporting parts in classics like The Bride Came C.O.D., The Man Who
Came to Dinner and Humphrey Bogart’s
underrated The Big Shot) has come to
tell him that his project is being taken over by NASA and that they’ll have the
entire infrastructure of the U.S. government to improve their rocket and ensure
it will actually get to the moon as planned. Sounding a good deal like an Ayn
Rand hero, Dirk is so unthrilled with this news that for a moment I thought he
was going to tell Steve that if the government tried to take over his rocket,
he’d blow it up à la Howard Roark in The
Fountainhead. Instead he determines to
take the rocket up himself before he has to hand it over. Meanwhile, two
convicts, Gene Fennell (Tommy Cook) and Lon (Gary Clarke, yet one more James
Dean wanna-be who hoped the tragic death of the original would open doors for
him career-wise), have just escaped from a nearby prison and Gene gets the
bright idea to hide inside the moon rocket. Dirk discovers them there but
instead of turning them in, he essentially requisitions them to be his crew,
holding a gun on them to force them to help him fly his missile to the moon.
Steve and his girlfriend, fellow scientist June Saxton (Cathy Downs), enter the
missile to find out what’s going on, and they also end up as reluctant astronauts on Dirk’s moon
mission. During the trip to the moon Gene tries to rape June and Dirk
successfully defends her honor, but at the cost of his life; a weird box that
looks like a radio falls on his head and injures him fatally. (One “Goofs”
poster on imdb.com noted that there’s no indication of what the other
astronauts did with his body.) Before he expires he gives Steve a medallion —
it looks from afar like a St. Christopher’s medal but he says it’s important
and will save his life once he lands on the moon — and he also tells Steve to
make sure the ship lands exactly where
he programmed it to on the moon’s surface. Then he starts mumbling something
about missing someone named “Lido” before finally dying — as I joked to
Charles, I’ve seen operas in which the death scenes were quicker than this!

It
eventually turns out that Dirk is himself a moon person — apparently the last
male who survived — and the Lido, or Queen, of the moon people (who live in a
deep cave that contains normal air — a conceit of a lot of movies made about the moon before we actually got
there, including Fritz Lang’s marvelous Woman on the Moon), was his wife. He built a rocket to get himself from the
moon to earth to see what he could do to save the moon’s remaining population,
which consists of a lot of beauty contest winners (they’re actually so billed
in the opening credits — a definite step up from the Hollywood Cover Girls used
as the lunar princesses in Cat Women!),
from the impending disappearance of their remaining air and food supplies. The
unlikely astronauts eventually land on the moon and have to fight off the Rock
People — the materialization of one of these monsters from the moon’s rock
surface is genuinely frightening and reveals Cunha’s flair as a director even
though the Rock People themselves are all too clearly stunt people on stilts
wearing baggy, ill-fitting costumes in which the folds in the cloth are all too
visible — before they discover the cave and meet the Lido (K. T. Stevens,
another cast member with an association with Hollywood’s greats — she acted
with Ginger Rogers in Kitty Foyle and
Joan Crawford in Harriet Craig). She’s
blind, she immediately thinks Steve is the now-dead Dirk (after all, he’s
wearing his medallion — which she recognizes by touch) and she’s hopeful that
the moon people can finally evacuate their dying satellite and go either to
earth or somewhere else (though exactly what other planet they might migrate to is carefully
unspecified). Only the Lido’s second-in-command, Alpha (a surprisingly butch
Nina Bara), is determined to marry Steve — apparently she was engaged to Dirk
when he left and with him dead she’s willing to settle for sloppy seconds — and
also to knife the Lido and take over. Steve tries to put her off but, when she
sees Steve and Alpha together, June has a jealous hissy-fit that pisses off the
new queen and leads her to condemn all three of the other earth people (aside
from Steve, whom she’s still intent on marrying) to a pit where they’ll be
devoured by a giant spider. (The giant spider is a papier-maché construction
even less realistic than the rock people, and the wires moving its various body
sections are all too visible on screen.)

Meanwhile, Gene is sneaking around the
moon people’s encampment collecting diamonds, which on the moon are as common
as pebbles on ours, thinking he’s going to go home to earth with millions of
dollars worth of precious gems — and Lon has attracted the affections of moon
person Zema (billed as Marjorie Hellen but identified on imdb.com as Leslie
Parrish), who in a surprisingly exciting climax decides that the only way her
boyfriend and the other earthlings are ever going to get back to their home
planet safely is if she breaks the window in the cave (a window in a cave?) that
will release the cave’s atmosphere and annihilate the remaining moon people so
they can’t stop the earthers from leaving. Alpha gets another protracted death
scene (don’t moon people ever die
quickly?) and the astronauts recover their spacesuits and escape, only Gene is
slowed by the heavy bags of diamonds he’s carrying and is killed, not by the
rock people (one of whom is taken out by a grenade the original Lido slipped
Steve earlier on) but by the force of the sun, whose rays hit him without the
protection of an atmosphere and vaporize him immediately. Missile to the
Moon isn’t much as a movie, and it’s full
of improbabilities and the kinds of bad science that make a lot of sci-fi films
unintentionally hilarious — like Arthur Hilton on Cat Women, Richard Cunha doesn’t even try to do weightlessness, and when the astronauts first
encounter the rock people on the moon’s surface they fire ordinary pistols at
them and the bullets bounce off. The bullets shouldn’t have been able to come
out at all, since gunpowder, like any other combustible material, can’t ignite
in the absence of oxygen. But it’s also a good film within the limits of sci-fi
cheapies c. 1958; though it’s 15 minutes longer than Cat Women it seems shorter
because of the genuine flair for pacing, suspense and horror in Cunha’s
direction. Oddly, Cunha only directed six films in his career: besides this one
and Frankenstein’s Daughter they were She
Demons, Giant from the Unknown, Girl in
Room 13 and the English version of a
German film called Einer Frisst den anderen. He really deserved a shot at better scripts and bigger
budgets!

The Brain from Planet Arous, which we actually watched before Missile to the Moon, proved to be a real disappointment: too mediocre to be
effective as a genuine sci-fi thriller and not bad enough to be entertaining as
camp. The premise of this one is that the beings on the planet Arous have
become pure intellect and their bodies have been reduced so the only part that
remains are free-floating brains, which look like giant “brain” balloons (they
have two normal-looking eyes set in the front of their otherwise brain-like
grey matter). Two of Arous’
brain-people make it to earth; one is an evil brain called Gor with designs on
conquering the universe, while the other is Val, part of the brain police (finally answering the question Frank Zappa asked in one of his
best early songs, “Who Are the Brain Police?” — incidentally Sting wanted to name
his band the Brain Police but Frank Zappa threatened to sue, so they achieved
fame simply as The Police) who follows Gor to earth to capture and/or kill him.
Gor takes possession of the body of nuclear physicist Steve March (John Agar,
once again trying to copy the vocal tics and mannerisms of his good friend John
Wayne for a part ridiculously unsuited to them) on the eve of a major nuclear
test in the Nevada desert. March announces to the government officials in
charge of the test that he’s going to give them a demonstration of his powers
that will be more destructive than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima — and he
follows through by using his new-found mental powers to get an airliner to blow
itself to pieces in mid-air. During the extreme close-ups of March using Gor’s
mental energy to blow up planes and vaporize people (including his former
assistant Dan Murphy, played by Robert Fuller — whom it’s a pity to lose so
early because he’s not only the cutest guy in the film, he’s also its best
actor) it looks like John Agar is wearing spectacularly ill-fitting contact
lenses to make it look like his eyes are bulging out. According to one “trivia”
poster on imdb.com, that’s exactly how the special effects were done!

March demonstrates his powers by blowing up all the
model houses and people constructed in the desert to test the effects of the
bomb — the tests really were done with models to see how destructive the bombs
would be, and this footage was readily available both in newsreels and in
movies like the unspeakably bad Mickey Rooney vehicle for Republic, The
Atomic Kid (ah, how the mighty had
fallen!). When I saw these clips — first in the trailer (included here as a
bonus item) and then in the film itself — I joked, “Special effects by the U.S.
government!” The sight of the toy buildings blowing up before they were supposed to causes the world’s governments to
yield to March’s demand that they convene a meeting of plenipotentiary
representatives of the U.S., Britain, France, Russia, India and China (“Which China?” Charles joked) so he can present his demands to
them — and when the meeting occurs March informs them that the entire earth’s
population will become slave laborers to build spaceships so he can create an
invasion fleet that will conquer the universe on his (Gor’s) behalf. Meanwhile
Val, the cop-brain sent from Arous to catch or destroy Gor the crook-brain, has
a meeting with the only two people with any apparent connection to March: his
girlfriend Sally Fallon (Joyce Meadows) and her father John (Thomas Browne
Henry). They talk about who Val can take over so he can have a human body in
order to catch Gor, but instead of imposing his will on either of the people he
ends up taking over March’s dog. Val explains to the Fallons that every 24
hours or so Gor has to leave March’s body to replenish his oxygen supply (why
he can’t supply himself oxygen through the same normal respiration process that
March used to sustain his normal human-born brain is not explained by writer
Ray Buffum), and once he does this he can be killed by a blow across the
fissure of Rolando, the seam down the middle of the brain. It’s helpfully
illustrated in a copy of the Encyclopedia Americana from which Sally tears out the relevant page and leaves it
with a note so March will know how to kill his malevolent brain-possessor once
it leaves his body and becomes a brain-guy again. March takes up the
opportunity and grabs an ax, though he keeps flamboyantly missing the brain by
so much it’s hard to understand exactly how Gor does die — but he does, Val heads back to Arous with his
mission accomplished and the world is safe for niceness ever after.

Probably
the most frightening part of The Brain from Planet Arous is the make-up credit to Jack P. Pierce (the Frankenstein
monster’s, the Wolf-Man’s and the Mummy’s creator — once again, how the mighty
had fallen!); other than that it’s a barely competent sci-fi movie that takes a
preposterous premise and makes it at least halfway believable. The biggest
problem with it is the risible appearance of the brains (plural) from planet
Arous — especially Gor bobbing around at the end on wires like a particularly
nasty helium balloon sold for Hallowe’en — but John Agar’s acute limitations as
an actor (to put it politely) also hurt the film. Delivered with the panache
and élan of Claude Rains in The Invisible Man, March’s lines when he’s announcing his Gor-driven
intentions to conquer the universe would sound positively chilling; out of the
mouth of a bland screen presence like John Agar, whose only hint of dramatic
expression was to try to sound like John Wayne, they just sound like the
ravings of a harmless lunatic. The Brain from Planet Arous was directed by Nathan Juran, though on this occasion (and
on some others when he was similarly embarrassed by the quality, or lack of
same, of the script he was given) he used his middle name and had himself
credited as Nathan Hertz. (Juran, under his actual name, worked on such sci-fi
and fantasy spectaculars as The Black Castle, 20 Million Miles to Earth and The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, though the main reason one would watch The Seventh
Voyage of Sinbad is the still-impressive
effects work by the recently departed Ray Harryhausen, proving for all time
that given enough artistry and patience stop-motion animation can still hold its own against CGI for believability and spectacle.)
The director formerly known as Juran does his best with an impossibly silly
script and an actor who can’t rise even to its limited challenges, but The
Brain from Planet Arous plods through 71
minutes of running time and, as I noted at the outset, isn’t good enough to be
entertaining as drama and isn’t bad enough to be entertaining as camp either.
One noteworthy aspect of this film is it was released by Howco International,
whose name derived from its owner, Joy Houck — at a time when it was a rarity
for a woman to be involved as a CEO or top executive of any film company, even a cheap-jack outfit like this! [Actually Joy Houck was a man — and to make it worse, he named his own son Joy Houck, Jr.!]

Friday, May 24, 2013

The film was a really peculiar recent download from
archive.org called His Double Life, a
fascinating film that was shot in 1933, produced by Eddie Dowling for his
namesake production company, originally distributed by Paramount and with far
more illustrious talent both behind and in front of the cameras than usually
found in a 1930’s indie. The real brainchild of this film was Arthur Hopkins,
best known as a stage writer and producer — his most famous play as a writer
was Burlesque, a Broadway musical
originally filmed as The Dance of Life in 1929 and then remade twice (Swing High, Swing Low, 1937; When My Baby Smiles at Me, 1948) — who directed it and co-wrote the script with
silent-era veteran Clara Beranger (best known for her script for the 1920 Dr.
Jekyll and Mr. Hyde with John Barrymore)
based on a novel called Buried Alive
by Arnold Bennett and a play called The Great Adventure which Bennett adapted from his own book. The lead
actor is Roland Young, playing England’s most famous and best-paid painter,
Priam Farrel — only Farrel is such a neurotic recluse that no one actually knows him except his valet, Henry Leek
(Roland Hogue). In addition to the customary duties of a servant, Leek’s job
includes facilitating Farrel’s escape from wherever he happens to be living
once Farrel thinks someone has come too close to discovering his whereabouts
or, worse, entangling him in a committed relationship. At the start of the
movie we see a Farrel show in a gallery whose owner, Oxford (Lumsden Hare), has
been his exclusive representative for 15 years but has never seen him — and
neither has anyone else at the show, including people who’ve been following him
for his entire career. Then we cut to a seaside village in Spain, where one of
the local women has set her trap for Farrel and expects him to marry her.
Farrel says to Leek that this time they’re going to flee to the one place in
the world no one will think of looking for him: his native but long-abandoned
country, England, and particularly an apartment he owns there that hasn’t been
lived in for years.

Once Farrel and Leek get there, Leek ends up sprawled out
on the couch, feeling surprisingly weak; at first I thought he was just having
an allergic reaction to the dust and musk in the room, but it turns out he’s
contracted double pneumonia. Farrel calls a doctor, who mistakes Leek — the man
in the big bed — for Farrel; then, when Leek expires from his disease, it’s
Farrel the doctor pronounces dead. Farrel’s officious cousin Duncan (Montagu Love)
takes charge of the estate and implements a will Farrel drafted as a joke,
leaving virtually all his fortune to found an academy for modern art (ironic
since every example of Farrel’s art we see is kitschy landscapes in the
pre-Impressionist French Academy style!), though Leek was set to inherit an
income of 100 pounds a year. When Farrel tries to explain to his cousin that he is really Farrel and it is Leek who has died, Duncan
thinks he’s just another pushy servant trying to grab off properties of his
dead master — Duncan won’t let Farrel have his own robe and paints (“Oh, so you think you’re an artist, too?” Duncan snidely replies) — instead Duncan palms him
off with an eight-pound severance and Farrel is forced to re-enter the world, a
place he ran from even when he had
money, under the more difficult circumstances of not having money. When he attends his own funeral at
Westminster Abbey, he breaks down, cries, gets himself thrown out and
plaintively tries to convince two policemen that he’s really Farrel, and of
course they think he’s crazy. Ultimately he ends up in a country house, living
with Mrs. Alice Chalice (Lillian Gish, delivering a surprisingly mousy, ZaSu
Pitts-ish performance which works for the character but still seems a comedown
for someone who was as big a silent-era star as she was), a widow who had met
Leek through lonelyhearts ads (the pre-Internet equivalent of Internet dating)
and had received a photo of Leek and Farrel together but had got confused as to
which was which. Farrel — or Leek — protests that he can’t marry her because he
has no money, but she says that between Leek’s income from Farrel’s estate and
her own dividends from her stock in a brewery they’ll have enough to live on.

Only the brewery goes out of business (this was a Depression-era movie, after all!) and in order to
make ends meet Farrel has to start painting again. He carefully leaves his new
canvases unsigned but they make their way to Oxford (the gallery owner, not the
university!), who sells them as previously unknown, newly discovered Priam
Farrels. All goes well until one of the buyers notices that the back of the
painting contains a stamp from the company that made the canvas — and the stamp
was dated 1932, two years after Farrel’s (supposed) death. Farrel also gets a
visit from a middle-aged woman (Lucy Beaumont) who claims to have been Leek’s
wife, who shows up with two men (Oliver Smith and Philip Tonge) who say they’re
the sons of Leek and this woman, and the trio threaten to have Leek (really
Farrel) prosecuted for bigamy. We never find out whether these people were in fact the real Leek’s wife and sons, but since
Farrel isn’t the real Leek and has never been married before it really doesn’t
matter. Oxford pleads with Farrel to testify at his trial to prove that he is Farrel and therefore the “Farrel” paintings he’s
been selling are the real deal, and with Leek’s alleged family breathing down
his neck and giving him a reason
to re-establish his identity as Farrel, he agrees to do so. The film, which has
been relatively naturalistic up until the trial scene, suddenly turns into a
bizarre, almost operetta-ish scene, as jurors and spectators alike chant in
unison with the art experts who proclaim the pre-1930 Farrel paintings as
authentic and the later ones as fakes. It turns out that the only way Farrel
can prove he is indeed Farrel is by showing the two moles on his neck Duncan
recalled seeing on the real Farrel when they were both kids — before they had a
lifelong falling-out over a plum pie (“I think,” Duncan equivocates on the stand). Not
surprisingly, Farrel balks at this but eventually yields and is found to be the
real Farrel, thereby establishing that his new paintings are authentic and he’s
not a bigamist, but with their identities blown he and the missus beat a hasty
retreat to New York so he can maintain his incognito and his isolation from the
world.

Though we were watching it in a ghastly print quality — the first reel
in particular was so badly scratched and splicy it looked like it had been edited
with Ginsu knives — His Double Life
still came through as a quite wonderful film, told with wit and insouciance and
beautifully acted by Roland Young (he’s not one of my favorite performers but
he’s just right here), Lillian Gish, Montagu Love (marvelous as the creepy
villain), Roland Hogue (like Jerome Cowan in The Maltese Falcon, he makes such a good impression it’s a pity the
plot requires him to get killed so soon) and the creeps who play Leek’s
(supposed) “family.” His Double Life
was a surprise, a genuinely entertaining movie that was shot in Paramount’s
Astoria studios in New York and originally released by Paramount, though the
print we were watching was from “Atlantic Pictures” and made me wonder if this
was a British movie that had been picked up by an independent distributor for
its U.S. release instead of a major studio. (The fact that virtually everyone
in the cast except Lillian Gish was British lent credibility to that.) It’s a
charming movie that manages to get laughs without going whole hog into
screwball, and achieves poignancy without tear-jerking. It makes me wish Arthur
Hopkins had directed more movies — it’s his only sound film and the only other
directorial credit imdb.com lists for him is a 1919 silent from Goldwyn called The
Eternal Magdalene — not a Mary Magdalene biopic but a modern story based on
a novel and play by Robert McLaughlin (so both Hopkins’ directorial efforts were based on novels
later adapted for the stage by their original authors) — for he’s a quite
accomplished filmmaker who seemed to be aware, as some other stage directors
who tried their hands at moviemaking weren’t, of the differences between stage and film, and in
particular that film is a more intimate medium that requires a more understated
approach (and the fact that he picked a cast that, except for Montagu Love,
didn’t contain any blatant hams helped in that department). It’s a lovely movie
and quite a surprise in that one doesn’t expect an independent film, especially
an American one, from 1933 to be this good!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Charles and I watched the new documentary Mel Brooks: Make a
Noise on PBS as it premiered nationwide
(and fortunately the local affiliate KPBS actually showed it when it was
supposed to be introduced instead of relegating it to later in the schedule as
they do with so many of their shows), which did as good a job as one could in
an hour and 22 minutes of capturing what this relentless funnyman was/is all
about. There were a lot of Brooksian stories that didn’t make it into this
film, but the ones that did were predictably fascinating. Brooks himself
cooperated fully with this film — he never had for a documentary project before
— including sitting for interviews at a singularly boring-looking set, simply a
desk set up in front of a blue screen with a giant TV monitor nearby that
showed whatever was being filmed in real time, creating an odd effect not only
for Brooks’s own interview but also for those with collaborator Carl Reiner
(they did the famous 2000-Year-Old Man sketches together), Tracey Ullman and other people who were actually
being interviewed afresh for the show. (There were quite a lot of archival
scenes, too, including some with Brooks’s late wife Anne Bancroft, with whom he
finally got to make a film when
they did the remake of To Be or Not to Be in 1983.) The film does a good job tracing Brooks from his beginnings
as a New York Jew — his birth name was Melvin Kaminsky (by coincidence Danny
Kaye’s original last name was also Kaminsky) — his childhood, his beginnings at
the Jewish resorts in upstate New York, his stage fright that led him to prefer
writing for other people to
performing himself (though occasionally he has performed his own material, not only on film but
also in public as the 2000-Year-Old Man and some other bits), his early
training in the writers’ room for Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows — alongside such other comedy geniuses as Reiner,
Woody Allen, Neil Simon and Larry Gelbart! — and his struggles to break into
the movie business. One project that isn’t mentioned in the film itself (but is on PBS’s Web
site, where there’s a clip of Brooks talking about it) was The Critic, a four-minute short from 1963 directed by Ernest
Pintoff and inspired by the experimental movies of Canadian filmmaker Norman
McLaren. Norman McLaren had pioneered the art of making films without a camera
by drawing directly on clear film stock, and while some of the movies he made
that way were crude animations of figures, others were abstract patterns of
lines, squiggles and dots. What Pintoff had in mind was doing a McLaren-style
abstract movie while the soundtrack would feature Brooks playing an old Jewish kvetch who had stumbled into the theatre and was grousing
about what he was seeing: “DOTS?
I paid two dollahs to see dots?”

The film also didn’t mention the story Brooks told to the Los Angeles
Times not long ago about how his first
feature film as a director, The Producers, got released: it was filmed for Avco Embassy Pictures, whose head,
Joseph Levine, was reluctant to release a movie that not only made fun of Nazis
but in its initial incarnation was actually titled Springtime for
Hitler. So Brooks sneaked a print to Peter
Sellers, who showed it in his home theatre for himself and some friends, then
loved the movie so much he took out a full-page ad in the trades announcing how
much he’d enjoyed Springtime for Hitler and how sad he was that nobody else would get to see it because of the
stupid obstinacy of Joseph Levine in refusing to release it. Levine got the
message loud and clear, and his only condition for releasing the film at long
last was that Brooks take the “H-word” out of the title and call it The
Producers. Of course there were clips from The
Producers in the documentary — not only
from the original film (including the big “Springtime for Hitler” number
itself, complete with the Busby Berkeley spoof of the chorus forming a
revolving swastika) but from the sensationally successful musical revival on
the Broadway stage in 2001, with Nathan Lane in Zero Mostel’s original role and
Matthew Broderick in Gene Wilder’s. The Producers holds up as sensationally funny, even though there’s
a part of me that almost heretically resents the way Mostel hammed it up as Max
Bialystock and wishes Brooks himself could have played the role (but then
Mostel was a major star from the Broadway version of Fiddler on the
Roof and Brooks was having enough trouble
getting the project green-lighted; had he insisted on starring in the film as
well, it probably never would have been made).

The show also noted that Brooks
originally conceived of Springtime for Hitler as a novel, until an editor said it was all dialogue
and no descriptions and therefore would work better as a play; then Broadway
producer Kermit Bloomgarden told Brooks, “It won’t work as a play; it has too
many locations. Why not try to do it as a movie?” The imdb.com trivia page on The
Producers has a number of items that seem
almost as lunatic as the film itself, like the fact that because of the
“Springtime for Hitler” number it couldn’t be shown in Germany until someone
got the bright idea of booking it as part of a festival of films by Jewish
filmmakers, and that Brooks himself had worked as a writer on two major
Broadway flops, Shinbone Alley
and All American, before making
it. The show didn’t mention that
the basic concept of The Producers
— an unscrupulous producer collects several times the budget needed for a
production, then stages a deliberately bad play that will flop so he can pocket
the extra money he raised — had been an urban legend on Broadway for decades;
Groucho Marx had wanted to film it with the Marx Brothers in the mid-1930’s
(Irving Thalberg rejected it and made A Night at the Opera instead), and the 1945 detective “B”-movie The
Falcon in Hollywood used the Producers premise seriously. That wasn’t the only dramatic film that used a
premise also employed by Mel Brooks: in 1975 former football star Fred
Williamson and Creature from the Black Lagoon director Jack Arnold made Boss Nigger, in which, as Harry and Michael Medved put it in The
Golden Turkey Awards, Williamson “rides
into a bigoted, lily-white Western town and, much to the horror of the white
inhabitants, installs himself as the straight-shooting Black sheriff. Sound
familiar? It’s the same plot as in Mel Brooks’s Blazing Saddles, but this time around it’s supposed to be taken
seriously.”

Brooks went on from The Producers to The Twelve Chairs, based on a Nikolai Gogol story in which to keep
them safe from the revolutionaries, a dispossessed Russian noblewoman in 1917
sews a small fortune in jewels into the cushion of one of 12 identical chairs,
and a group of various characters searches for them all over Russia (though the
film was actually shot in Yugoslavia). The Twelve Chairs was also an Avco Embassy release and was a dismal
flop — though former Fanfare
reviewer Royal S. Brown said it was the one time in Brooks’s work, apart from Young
Frankenstein, that he had actually shown
subtlety, pathos and wit — and Brooks was persona non grata in the film business until Warner Bros. hired him to
make a comedy Western they already had under development called Tex
X. Brooks originally begged off on the
ground that he only directed scripts he’d written himself, and then Warners
offered him $100,000 for the project and he decided that for that kind of money he could break his rule. He also
recruited Richard Pryor both to work on the script (which he did — Brooks felt
he needed him because all the other writers were Jewish and he needed a Black
person to write for the Black character) and to star (which he didn’t because
the “suits” at Warners were concerned about his already legendary drug use),
and he hired Gig Young to play the drunken gunfighter — then fired him because
Young showed up for the first scene (the famous one in which the gunfighter is
hanging upside-down in the town jail’s drunk tank and is supposed to react to
Cleavon Little’s “Are we … O.K.?” with, “I don’t know. Are we … Black?”) not on the wagon, as he’d promised, but drunk to the
gills and suffering from D.T.’s, so the line came out like gargling and Brooks
fired him and brought in Gene Wilder. Blazing Saddles was a blockbuster hit and Brooks ended up next at
Columbia, where he was going to make Young Frankenstein until the “suits” there rejected his plan to shoot
it in black-and-white, whereupon Alan Ladd, Jr., newly appointed studio head at
20th Century-Fox, took up the project and had no problem with it
being in black-and-white.

The hits just kept on coming for Brooks — Young
Frankenstein, Silent Movie (which, judging
from the clips shown in it, probably would also have been better in black-and-white à la
The Artist), the Hitchcock spoof High Anxiety (Hitchcock was still alive when it was made and
Brooks screened it for him; Hitch sat through it impassively, occasionally
giving a very restrained British-style chuckle, until he got to the spoof of
the shower murder in Psycho,
whereupon the Master told Brooks he’d made a mistake: there were 13 rings on
the shower curtain in High Anxiety,
whereas in Psycho there had been
only 10), History of the World, Part 1 — until they stopped coming. Brooks ended up at MGM making Spaceballs (a film I’ve always found screamingly funny, mainly
because there was already something so silly about the Star Wars mythos he didn’t need to do much to it to push it
into parody; in this case George Lucas’s only request to Brooks was that they not merchandise Spaceballs action figures because they’d look too much like the
Star Wars action figures; instead
Brooks inserted a scene spoofing
merchandising into Spaceballs)
and Life Stinks, then doing
critically reviled and commercially unsuccessful spoofs like Robin
Hood: Men in Tights and Dracula:
Dead and Loving It (which the Los
Angeles Times critic found especially
disappointing coming from the director of Young Frankenstein!) until he made a blazing (pardon the pun) comeback
with the enormous success of The Producers as what Brooks had wanted to write lo those many years ago: a Broadway
musical. Since then there’s been a successful musical adaptation of Young
Frankenstein and there’s still talk of one
of Blazing Saddles (whose fart
scene is shown here and regarded as the origin of all the tiresome gags about
involuntary body functions that plague so many so-called “comedies” today; it’s
tasteless, all right, but at least the fart scene in Blazing Saddles is funny,
which most of the subsequent ones haven’t been). Mel Brooks has been making me
laugh for decades now, and this is the sort of show that makes you want not
only to re-watch your favorites of his films but to check out some of the
lesser-known ones to see if they’re really as bad as their reputations!