Samuel L. Jackson to Film Obama Ad: “Wake the F–k up, Vote for Obama”

When last seen this tool was apoplectic over the fact Hurricane Isaac was sparing the GOP Convention in Tampa. Now he returns to endorse the failed president with a foul-mouthed ad.

Gee, let’s hope Obama doesn’t let the children watch this.

They picked the perfect actor for a political ad loaded with f-bombs.

Samuel L. Jackson will film a provocative spot supporting President Obama’s re-election bid as early as tomorrow — telling voters to “Wake the f–k up, Vote for Obama.”

The ad is a riff on Jackson’s viral video “Go the F–k to Sleep,” where he narrates a children’s book written by Adam Mansbach.

It’s paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research Super PAC — which earlier this summer aired an ad of comedian Sarah Silverman offering “free lesbian sex” to billionaire Sheldon Adelson if he stopped supporting GOP nominee Mitt Romney.

This silliness supposedly will be available September 24. A breathless electorate eagerly awaits.

HI! I’m Samuel L. Jackson. Actor, political commentator, wisher of death upon people who dare disagree with me and racist extraordinaire. And today, I want you to consider your vote, that precious franchise for which hundreds of thousands died defending, and for which many more risked their lives to obtain. And then I want you to wipe your ass with it and use racism as your one and only criteria. I’m from Hollywood, so you should listen to me and my films. Unless they incite deadly riots, in which case they are pointless. Unless the film was made by somebody I don’t like and then feel free to lynch them. But not me.