did you just get paid today or something, you've used this like three times that I've seen.I've been drinking since like 8am.

3 months ago

Nicholas Wood

Now that you mention it, I did

3 months ago

Joseph Sanchez

buy me stuff LOL

3 months ago

Kayden Evans

Do you think if he's bullied enough he'll rage quit like Boo did?

3 months ago

Jacob Morris

that OP... so many generalizations

3 months ago

David Davis

oh shit yeah now that you mention it I haven't seen that autist in forever.

3 months ago

William Morgan

i only like black women

3 months ago

Mason Anderson

That self aware thing Tsuchi posted.It sounds kind of like Pokemon.

3 months ago

Connor Jenkins

Been a while since I have, sounds like funThat's really rude

3 months ago

Kevin Flores

this is so gay

i love it

3 months ago

Alexander Turner

Why should I invest in a cup?

Sell yourself

3 months ago

David Green

calling them that means you are literally all of those things.

3 months ago

Isaac Stewart

who is domesticating you you're been a kinder and less edgy tsuchi in recent daysWHY AM I NOT SURPRISED CUP

3 months ago

Dylan Powell

I'm just a rude dude

3 months ago

Elijah Lewis

I think it had something to do with whatever happened IRL and me, Scoots, and Yan being mean to him.

He really has thin skin and a massive ego.

3 months ago

Leo Robinson

even more!

such wow

3 months ago

Nathan Long

Once upon a time, there was a fair hunk of a mn.... His name was squash.Squash was a lionman, half lion, half man. And he was of the homosexual persuasion.WHICH is kind of okay for the story I am about to tell.For in the fair land of Animusopia... There was only EVER same sex couplings.

to the story

Once upon a time, our fair protagonist, squash, went to the local corn field for work, because this is Iowa district and gods be fucked if there is anything other than corn to work.Upon entering work, squash found the overseer.... Overseer Bebop....BebopOh lookie here, another quersmo come to use his GUNS for the field. Gee, I hope you have the LEAD to do this work.... and dont....er, yeah, just fucking do the work man!SquashOh I am sorry msiter, I just want work.... so I can use m-muh strong arms -FLEX THE FUCKING BICEPS-

end of chapter one

3 months ago

Hunter Williams

Sell yourselfDon't have to tell him twiceYeah you are, it's awful

3 months ago

Eli Robinson

because I can triple your investment in 13 hours.this is baitpoor guy. he'll be better off trying to learn how to interact with people without being able to just ask for nudes right off the bat though.

3 months ago

Angel White

he thinks I would charge for it

3 months ago

Colton Morales

To think there was actually a time in threads were I could go a whole day without telling someone to kill themselves. They were dark times.

3 months ago

Adam Bailey

+h

3 months ago

Liam Perez

only black women

chug chug chug chug

3 months ago

Gavin Fisher

you gotta wait till like the 3rd response to get cups nudes

3 months ago

Luke Green

My sides

What are you suggesting I invest IN, exactly?

3 months ago

Brandon Bennett

Well if you're being offered money for it are you not going to take it?

all whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes, all americans are islamaphobic

... and your point is... ?

3 months ago

William Moore

invest in me buying shit I want to buy. I guess I would. I'm not one to turn down free money.yeah he's a disgusting human being.I have to also like you.

3 months ago

Elijah White

shut up you damn dirty jap.

3 months ago

Jason Jones

i knew you were a slut for moneynobody is just a slut to be a slut

yeah man god forbid you try to level with a motherfucker once in a whilewho does that

3 months ago

Jacob Hughes

you have to turn this into a competition again

even when ive dropped out

3 months ago

Kevin Jenkins

not wanting to lick his tiny Jp dick like a lolipop.

3 months ago

Caleb Walker

no returns on my investment

3 months ago

Noah Rivera

Free money is best moneyThat money would not be considered free to me thoughImma go buy a drink rip me

3 months ago

Samuel Moore

Wow, way to be a bully.

3 months ago

Dominic Hill

creates inflammatory OPgets pissy when he gets a little flac for it

3 months ago

Kevin White

Losers, obvs.We're 2kool4this.

3 months ago

Josiah Cooper

chpter two

after a chastizing and bsic rundown of the job, sqush took his fucking strippy fucking emo shirt off... that flannel shit? yeah? he threw that shit to the ground, its fucking iowa and shit gets hot, and sticky. ANYHOW. Squash gets into the field....and what does he spot across from him?????The most beautiful man he ever ssaw.squashmeeeeeeeeowth he tight!!!!!Squash is now wondering who this fantastic man is, he wants it....er, him. Pronouns. The creature infront of him is a fine specimen.... 100% muscle, a great behemoth of a mbman, looks like a cage fighter..... a connor mcgregor lite...... standing at 4 foot 9.... who is this mystical creature?????squashUhm, excuse me..... kster... its m-my first day and uhm, uwh, whats your name heh OvO''little mountain manMuh name is lenko, and you better back the fuck off, I am a gnarly dude!!!!!!!

End of chapter two

3 months ago

John Stewart

Please. Cupcake is essentially bending over for you as is.

Get OW and play with us.

3 months ago

Dominic Gray

it's post irony chill out

3 months ago

Ryder Watson

I am a slut to be a slut. money is nice though.the return will be so much love, ducky. so much of it.eeeeeha passive aggressive one at thathave fun with that.fuck off you racist

3 months ago

Oliver Ross

y, I dont blame you, that black puss is pretty fucking legit

3 months ago

Sebastian Parker

This is NOT American.

3 months ago

Hunter Scott

damn cracker...

3 months ago

Austin Lee

LenkoGnarly dude

More like manlet.

The worst kind.

3 months ago

Brandon Diaz

no and nothank you im am glad to not be alone

3 months ago

Anthony Cox

Love doesn't have market value cup

Love doesnt pay the rent

3 months ago

Adrian Clark

I will simply get it for you and make you play out of obligation.

3 months ago

Asher Reed

do I continue the story?

Y/N

I love me some of that black puss bro, but asians are my main thoasians are gnarly... lol gnarly.

Only if I get to dominate Lenko.I can't imagine his ego can take that kind of hit.

Play with us either way.

3 months ago

Nathaniel Nguyen

I want a succubus Aoba.

3 months ago

Luke Diaz

this could be arranged.

3 months ago

Austin Perry

i would rather spend my money on other things

3 months ago

Oliver Davis

Just buy him the cheapest crate of ramen of Amazon.

3 months ago

Cameron Reyes

+f

3 months ago

Wyatt Gutierrez

Well, I could get it for you for your B-day obligation free.

3 months ago

Parker Sanchez

I'm sure i met a few drug addicts.

Thankfully no euros or canadians

Good, I'll have my lawyer write up the papers

3 months ago

Landon Wright

tsuchi STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS AFFAIRS you have a lawyer? wow, tryhard much?

3 months ago

Joseph Fisher

it'd be a bad b-day present

3 months ago

Kayden Green

Nigga, I'm trying to help your broke ass in this negotiation.

3 months ago

Elijah Bell

i am glad this new person who appeared shortly after boo left is getting along nicely

3 months ago

Jackson Howard

Chapter 3, cause, im a renegade

squashI... I am sorry to st-startle you... but c-could you help me with my swinging technique... I am j-Lenko the mightyNow you listen here, dog, or what fucking ever, this isnt undertale... you wont genocide my asshole... just fucking get the corn..... you wont aMAIZE me easy....... *reps a hundered strwbales*

Squash is intimidated by this show of strength...... but also fascinated.....butt(hahahahahhahahaha)He wants to be the plaything of this haught little mountain.... he finds the napoleon complex exciting....squashAh/....... okay.... I will just..... *suddenly squashes dungarees begin to shift uncomfortably* O-oh no.... m-my magnum, dong... I th-thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END OF CHAPTER 3

it could only end well

3 months ago

Samuel Young

I am not broke.

3 months ago

Parker Jones

being a casualThe deal will only change.Pray I do not alter it anymore.

3 months ago

Joseph Gonzalez

I'll just wait until the next time you're drunk and hit you up for money then.

3 months ago

Kevin Powell

As in it's physically broken.From Mexicans.

3 months ago

Gabriel Jones

well that is accurate at least.

3 months ago

Aiden Cruz

I didn't, some lady was begging and tried really hard to get me to buy her a meal

3 months ago

Jackson Rodriguez

who would that be

3 months ago

Ryder Martinez

You won't genocide my asshole

I've gotten you enough good things to justify one bad thing.

3 months ago

Camden Kelly

Good choice!You'll learn the "Art of the Deal™" soon enough.

I'll be back. I am going to obtain food and become truly blissful.

3 months ago

Juan Cruz

but a good thing in place of a bad thing? pfft

3 months ago

Justin Diaz

why didn't you you fucking misogynist? way to prove my op post right.okay you have fun with that ducky.

3 months ago

Zachary Foster

Help.

3 months ago

Carson Diaz

I plan to spoil you guys this year for your bdays.

3 months ago

Logan Myers

I can't buy shit for all the randos I meet. Plus I told her I could get her a bag of chips or something and she wasn't satisfied with that so I was like okay then you get nothing

3 months ago

Isaac Bell

Help how?

3 months ago

Ryan Moore

you did the right thing.

3 months ago

Nathaniel Wilson

Still feels kind of badWhich is what they were trying to achieve

3 months ago

Joseph Johnson

chapter 4

well, when we last left off, squash ws fucking going super saiyan in hus deengeeruus. Shit is mad crazy. Anyway, so like lenko starts getting like mad uneasy, because he can see lion squash's junk just like getting bigger. And that shit is turning him on because he is a little bitch fuccboi acting all dominant and shit

lenkoSTOP THIS!!!! I am n-not going to succumb to you..... its not like I w-want to be fucked infront of the workforce..... o////////o

bebopWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!! IT doesnt loook like breakfast..... or the latest edition of /k/ weekly.... I

JUST as bebop overseer cunt bag was about to chastize squuash, the whole workforce gathers around the unfolding drama.... There we have cupcake.... and like, someone calle moogen.... and some fucking nazi, i dont know his name.... and then there is fucking soto just chilling in the back like a guuat fuck.... why is he here???? oh yeah he is FUCKING gay as fuck. Scoot uisnt there as I hear he a totally straight dude fucking them asians. What a legend.SO SUDDENLY lenko undoes his pants and........

end if chpter 4

3 months ago

Liam Fisher

beggars deserve to be treated poorly anyway. it's their own fault for not having money.

3 months ago

Tyler Murphy

unnecessary

3 months ago

John Powell

I don't think there are many people that deserve to be treated poorlyBut I think there are a lot of people worth being ignored

3 months ago

Jacob Bennett

beggars deserve to be treated poorly anyway. it's their own fault for not having money.

3 months ago

William Lopez

Things are heating up.@w@

3 months ago

Jack Nguyen

What is this?

3 months ago

Jason Bennett

everyone deserves to be treated poorly.

3 months ago

Gavin Long

your homoerotic fan fiction is absolute shit...

3 months ago

Cooper Lee

Try and stop me.

3 months ago

Asher Rodriguez

I dont know

3 months ago

Adam Nelson

OwO

3 months ago

James Parker

you can buy my hormones

3 months ago

Adrian James

Scoots is making a fan fic about me and my love bug Lenko.

3 months ago

Aiden Hughes

just call it fifty shades of memes

3 months ago

Hudson Bennett

No. I like sane George.

Going to spank to this later.

3 months ago

Kayden Perry

looks like shit, call it shit

its shit

3 months ago

Matthew Perez

you can continue to like whatever interpretation you want

3 months ago

Grayson Perry

What is going on, cups?

W-what?

Oh dear. Is it any good?

I expected a better name from you, Scoot.

3 months ago

Eli Robinson

Just because you enjoy that kind of thing doesn't mean others do

3 months ago

Joseph James

fifty shades of gaaaaay

3 months ago

Brayden Allen

I WILL BUY YOU THINGS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

3 months ago

Oliver Long

sup

3 months ago

Christian Sullivan

about to play overwatch with test and your wannabe lover.hush.

3 months ago

Elijah Nelson

It is wonderful.

3 months ago

Colton Reyes

as long as they are what i want, sure

3 months ago

Charles Robinson

Yes, that is my name

3 months ago

David Walker

Maybe.

3 months ago

Hunter Bennett

Not much. Just doing laundry and some cleaning. You?

Overwatch is bad and you should feel bad....

Are you saving it?

3 months ago

Julian Myers

sugoi

3 months ago

Ryan Morgan

You know it~!

3 months ago

Michael Anderson

HeyHeyGuess what?

I did

3 months ago

James Cox

so is you constantly turning down poor squashems.

3 months ago

Jeremiah Perry

FUN IS A BUZZWORD YOU DID NOT HAVE FUN

3 months ago

Chase Hall

for sure the whoremones looking at stuffs. nothing really

3 months ago

Brody Sanchez

What are anime physics

3 months ago

Adam Mitchell

all americans are imperialists

Fixed it for you

3 months ago

Aaron Ward

Oh shit, you saw through my clever ruse.

What will I do now?

Also I never realized how much I don't hate solo Q overwatch

3 months ago

Joseph Allen

chapter 5

The crowd begins to throng... lol.... and they begin chanting.... like in unison, in rhythm.... OH ITS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT, OH NIIIIIIGHT OH YEA.... and its like Workgroup hollaFuck him fuck him fuck him

So like lenko is getting angrier and angrier at this poiint... and like lowering his trousers....lenko beefmcmuscleThis doesnt mean I like you, faggot, I d-dont even wanna bottom, its becaus eI am a real boy.... i mean man

The crowd goes wild, squash is becoming the lionwe were reLION on this hahahahaha lol the puns are my MANE source of luls at this point.....anyway, meekly and rather annoyed, lenko gets on all fours in the corn field..... overseer bebop is clearly not pleased, he wanted to buy a new tac rail for his glock.... and also rail him some of that luka pussy...... "pussy"

end of chapter 5

3 months ago

Blake Nguyen

I have played over 200 hours of that so I hate it quite a lot.

3 months ago

Jaxson Cox

All Spaniards are dirt poor.

3 months ago

Easton Morales

Excellent!

.....

Should change that. Aren't there things to be done?

3 months ago

Luis Martinez

there are things i could do

but no not really

3 months ago

Hunter Morales

I can imagine. I've spent all of my hours so far in a group. Or at least with 1 other person at a time.

Still have yet to touch my comp placement matches.

3 months ago

Daniel Richardson

the fact I am creatiing art for free is like a glorious thing for the community, bet you all love this smut

3 months ago

William Morgan

over 300 hours total now. everything sucks.

3 months ago

Carson Ortiz

Are you shipping people again

3 months ago

Joshua Collins

Well so far I can either play support and get FREE PITY OF THE GAME or play Zarya because she's broken

3 months ago

Jason Gray

the fact that youre creating smut, assuming anyone is enjoying it... and youre probably aroused by it sexualy says alot about you

3 months ago

Ethan Mitchell

He's just trying to cuck Squash.

3 months ago

Hunter Smith

Wanna fuq?

3 months ago

Kevin Hughes

Hi my best friend

3 months ago

Luke Edwards

it'd be unwise.

3 months ago

Jordan Wilson

That sounds like my ranked gamesThat is also not surprising

3 months ago

Jaxson Foster

What am I helping with?

3 months ago

Jonathan Perry

Maybe one day I'll play those placement matches

3 months ago

Brayden Perez

chapter 6

Squash begins to to get a grip of lenkos well defined hips, shit, this boy must squat like..... 9001kg a time.... shit good thing he never skips legday, he gonna need it....

squashits okay, your rectum will rebound, it isnt like you are old like OLD MAN SAMA(lol get it because fucking sama so old boi)

lenko McStrongArmsJust do it already, you fucking sissy *wiggles provocatively* t-thats a war dance in s-some cultures.... bka!

And just like that, without needing another chant, squash, the little big lionman, thrusts his massive, enormous, superflous, superlative, laxative inducing cock member penis sausage at 88mph into lenkos tight little boy pussy.I swear, you should have been there.... the contct... it made such a gitwrenching nboise.... lol gut wrench..... like its agay pun hhhhahahahahhahaa

end of chapter 6

3 months ago

Luke Scott

99% of the things I do in my life are unwise. I am contemplating going for a ride right now and it is too fucking hot.

3 months ago

Brayden Morgan

How dee dooThey're relatively painless if you're immune to pain

3 months ago

Grayson Cruz

stay inside where it's safe and dark

3 months ago

Logan King

w-wanna p-play video games s-someday

3 months ago

Adam Martin

I stopped feeling long ago

3 months ago

Leo Flores

this fanfic is making me question my sexuality

3 months ago

Ayden Brooks

Damn, its like I am actually there.... this shit is epic man

3 months ago

Matthew Edwards

FOR YOUR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINFORMATION

3 months ago

Caleb Hughes

Not sure if 8ch died, or if post got eaten.

3 months ago

Noah Nelson

Ye, I am not super busy lately, as long as you catch me before I smokeHow are you not constantly playing dota then

3 months ago

Wyatt Reyes

You know what happens when a motor rusts so much it won't start, because the parts cant move?

That's why

The rust is real

3 months ago

Colton Rogers

rory mcilroy

3 months ago

Joseph Turner

kyle wont humor your desire for hormones

3 months ago

Nathan Russell

Scoot, how fucking high are you?

But how am I going to find a bitch inside?

3 months ago

Alexander Hernandez

overrated

3 months ago

James Russell

Same here, probably why I keep losing super hardBut meh

3 months ago

Angel Walker

You're all fucking faggots.

3 months ago

Hunter Anderson

Wait.Is that really Scarlet?

3 months ago

Ayden Smith

I dont know anymore lel

3 months ago

Tyler King

chapter 7

SNAKES SEVEN!!!! OR is that eleven???? snaek im a snaeky snaek.... speaking of snakes.... lenko just got his fucking lower intestines rammed harder than when Bane was on tha tplane.... but similar to that there will be NO SURVIVORS.So, like squash just manages to fit his huge megaman style member inside lenko...... letting out a long whine, he smacks lenkos taught buttocks.... damn son, these trully are maximus glutes.... like son, fuck for real.

And bebop the overseer is just like, downing a bottle of jack daniels because he cant fucking take this shit anymore, it isnt as if corn economy great about now, but hot damn, this some freaky shit.

squash

c-cum for daddy.... I, ah, your colon..... nnnnnn

Jesus christ, lenko is like, leaking tonnes man, is he trying to water the corn..... fuck, it isnt children of the corn, its children of the horn right now. Fucking nazi poster dude is slapping his bald head and fisting himself as we tell this tale

end of chpter 8

This is why I write, to attempt to put into words my pain, suffering...... no survivors.

3 months ago

Jaxon Collins

We've tried this before

It worked like once

It's a high noon episode

3 months ago

Joseph Cook

maybe when i next shave my chest. i mean barbells dont come in a lot my flavors. mine are just implant grade steel so it's nothing flashy. most painful piercing ive gotten though

3 months ago

Colton Sanders

It always works perfectly because I get to play pudge

3 months ago

Jason Sanchez

That is great! Things going well for you lately?

Faggot.

Yeah I don't think I would ever want a piercing through my nipple. I would be more interested in tattoos on my chest.

yeah the healing time isnt pretty either. though it's less of a pain than the cartilage in my ear in that regard

3 months ago

Luis Adams

not pudge/kotlyou dont even cancer lane harder enough.

3 months ago

Colton Gutierrez

The problem being Irish really likes to play lich

3 months ago

Justin Perry

I can't complain.

3 months ago

John Rogers

who is this silence fellow?

3 months ago

Tyler Harris

I'm an expensive thrill seekerno bargain bin shit for me

I dont know anymore!

3 months ago

Evan Moore

are you buying my fucking hormones or not

3 months ago

Colton Howard

hattie watsonyou are welcome

3 months ago

Luis Taylor

PICNIC

3 months ago

Jonathan Watson

Just some random idiot, don't mind him

3 months ago

Jace Peterson

I'm sure it'll be fineR-Right?

3 months ago

Juan James

???

3 months ago

Lincoln Gonzalez

It'll all be fine as long as we believe in ourselves

3 months ago

Levi Mitchell

I won't understand the want to get piercings, but I certainly do appreciate the look of some of them.

Oh we all could complain, my dear. But sometimes it is nice to acknowledge that things could be worse.

T-thanks.

3 months ago

Mason Perez

Nu

3 months ago

Parker Evans

Welp we're boned

3 months ago

Aaron Johnson

Thats too suffering

3 months ago

Owen Nguyen

it's a fun process for mewhy not

3 months ago

Bentley Bell

Knowing you're here is enough.

reasons.

3 months ago

Wyatt Russell

I figured that was known from the startWe'll be fine though even if we're bonedImpossible, there can never be enough suffering

3 months ago

Nolan Collins

chapter nineHey man nines was a pony poster, damn I love the old days. memes for days, anyway, we return to the action as squash's relentless assault, like reaper on meth is taking its toll on lenko

squash

Just FUCKING cum for daddy, a-ahhhhhh been trained to not cum so soon....b-by my mentor.....m-mentor in fuqqqqq (fucking lenko got his tongue out right now like a right degenrate) m-my mentor Booo.........hnnnnnnnnn

lenko is fucking rolling eyes like a pinball wizard......Jesus, at this point the whole fucking corn workforce is fucking now, they want some of that hot fuck.... jesus, wild fire or what????

lenko the fucking strongest(thats a South african footbll team) McGinneley

like bruh, this is some brutal anal fucking, how can a manlet expect to live after being magnum dong'd????

end of chapter 9

no problem dude, helping a fellow bro.

3 months ago

Luis King

whatever

3 months ago

Zachary Phillips

Through bones, unity

3 months ago

Luke Ortiz

Randoming earth spirit

3 months ago

Nathan Diaz

Damn, this "fictional" universe, I yearn for it. Fuck, I am becoming a victim of my own amazing creativity.

3 months ago

Jacob Kelly

Did you actually want them?

3 months ago

Michael Evans

hell yeah

3 months ago

Ryan Martin

Rip skeleton kingA man among menI stand corrected

3 months ago

Nathan Morris

it will never be an arcana

3 months ago

Jose Cook

You have what, like 9?

You think too highly of me...

3 months ago

Aaron Fisher

12

3 months ago

Camden Powell

sugoi

3 months ago

Asher Moore

For my bearded brothers.

3 months ago

Julian Rodriguez

There will always be more suffering

3 months ago

Anthony Diaz

chapter 10

Slmming inside lenko for like, a full 14 minutes and 5 seconds, squash's epic man dong, mua dong, muay thai, makes lenko cum really hard... like shit, its like putting the taps on full and a spoon being in the sink, its chaos.