Caption Challenge 128

It’s time for another new Caption Contest! Your challenge this week is to come up with the best caption for this comics panel:

This one is a little different in that you’re not filling in a dialog balloon, but rather coming up with a caption that might appear above or below the image. I’ll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I’ll choose one of those to bear the standard as the “Featured Creator of the Week” atop the right tool bar.

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

1: Ron Paul and his supporters storm the RNC.
2: Jesus and his apostles return with a vengeance!
3: Elliot Ness the Third closes down a Medical Marijuana Clinic.
4: Abortion doctors hire protection from Pro-Life fanatics.

1: And thus, the minions finally learned to attack all at once instead of one at a time.
2: The Republican Healthcare Plan
3: The Fiddler on the Roof is back. And he brought a whole Brass orchestra.
4: BREAKING NEWS: Gangsters open up roofing business, sabotage competing roofers.

1.) This is WAY better than laser-tag!
2.)I dink dey gout our lab coatshhhhhhh and microschopesh wong in the deschign.
3.) *Every time the were suppose to fire a bullet a clown baby came out*It’s the Rebellion.

Jawsabi:
1.) This is WAY better than laser-tag!
2.)I dink dey gout our lab coatshhhhhhh and microschopesh wong in the deschign.
3.) *Every time the were suppose to fire a bullet a clown baby came out*It’s the Rebellion.

8: Captain Picard works out his frustrations on the holodeck.
9: Military cutbacks force soldiers to wear their own suits.
10: The NRA gives out free bullet samples.
11: Teachers finally bring discipline back to the schools.

1. Dick Tracy never found out what happened to “Crawls” McGee.
2. By the sudden light of the moon, the mob saw a thousand Target bags scattered all over the lawn!
3. Benny MEANT to say “Take out the TRASH PAST THE lawn . . .”
4. Why Mafia dons don’t EVER play the 1812 Overture at home.
5. They had stood guard too long. Those plastic flamingoes had to GO.
6.”Bricks” Gavini discovers that his disguise, as a walkway, has failed.
7. The hero suddenly realized being bulletproof did NOT mean being pain-free.

1. This did not improve the reputation of the neighbourhood.
2. Afterwards, door-to-door salesmen left the Cosa Nostra alone.
3. Lead poisoning was the most common cause of death in the whole block
4. The rumor of an attempted hit on the Don’s life and a tragically ill-timed visit of cookie-selling girl scouts cause a horrible misunderstanding.
5. Superman sighed. What didn’t people understand about the nickname “Man of Steel”?

alphaalpharomeo: Not that I think it should be removed, because honestly I think it’s hilarious, but how come skybandit gets to make 4 political jokes, when my 1 well liked political joke gets deleated?

It’s just a judgment call. I didn’t think any of these were written to insult a particular group. Like if it were “DIE STUPID LIBERTARIANS” or whatever, that I would delete.

There’s not a very good hard and fast rule, other than just what I think is likely to cause a ruckus or that’s designed to be deliberately hurtful to someone.

2. If THIS doesn’t keep the Jehovah’s Witnesses away, I don’t know what will!
(I don’t know if that counts as offensive, to be honest.)
3. Al Capone’s attempt to drown out the noise of his neighbour’s stereo, while successful, might have been a little too much.

Skybandit: @ alphaalpharomeo: Don’t feel bad, buddy, I’ve had lotsa stuff removed by Jeff. Live ‘n’ learn.@ Jeff: Virtually ALL humor involves somebody being hurt, even if it’s just their dignity, and even if it’s good natured and the victim laughs too.

Thank you for understanding, I didn’t want to seem like I was being petty

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