If Mitt Romney has the “rich asshole” vote sewn up, that must mean Obama donor Bill Maher is switching to Team Romney, right? Or is it only “rich assholes” under a certain age who succumb to Romney’s siren song? Maybe Maher’s AARP membership makes him immune to Romney’s seductive campaign pitch?

The Left may have a redistribution fetish, but clearly someone is hoarding all the self-awareness. And it’s not Bill Maher. The Twitterverse pointed that out to the misogynistbigot: