The One In Vegas, Part 2

Episode 524

Ross and Rachel arrive at the casino, where Rachel quickly learns she
is "a human doodle". The ink won't come off, so she and Ross spend the day
hiding in the hotel room, raiding the mini-bar. Once they're completely
drunk, Rachel finally agrees to go back down to the casino--after she draws
on Ross' face. Phoebe, playing the slots, is plagued by a lurker: An elderly
woman who follows her around, waiting for her to give up a machine that
hasn't paid out, then takes over and hits the jackpot (a strategy with
absolutely no basis in the laws of probability). She decides to out-lurk the
lurker; but during a confrontation with her, Phoebe gets thrown out of the
casino. Joey tries to persuade his identical hand twin that they should go
into show business. He becomes such a nuisance that he gets thrown out, too.
Chandler makes a scene to get Monica's attention. They make up, and Monica
continues her winning streak playing craps. Chandler says if she rolls another
hard eight, they'll get married. The dice bounce off the table and the roll
is disqualified; one die shows a four, the other is on it's edge between four
and five. Chander decides it's a four. They arrive at the wedding chapel and
are waiting for the previous service to end, when the chapel doors fly open
and out walk the drunken Ross and Rachel, newly married.

The one where they said....

Rachel: Oh my God, you drew on me?Ross: Hey, you wet my pants!Phoebe: Whoa! What kind of party was this?

Rachel (on the phone): Hello, Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol.
And you know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Oh, I forgot to dial!

Monica: I can't get married until I get something old, something
new, something borrowed, and something blue.Chandler: Okay, okay... all right, all right! Okay! Here's something...
here's something blue and new.Monica: You're so efficient! I love you!Chandler: Let's go!Monica: No, no, no! Wait! We need something old!Chandler: Oh, okay... I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.Monica: That'll work!Chandler: I don't think so.