What makes a nurse naughty? Does she take all of her patients’ pills for herself, greedily curing herself of diseases she doesn’t even have while they all suffer? Does she use the only remote to change the channel on the TV in the common room to CSPAN during the seventh game of the World Series? Does she soup up the motors in the electric beds so that she can laugh as the patients unwittingly and instantly fold themselves into origami with only the slightest touch of a button? Certainly all of these things, yes.

But being naughty doesn’t necessarily make a nurse bad. In fact, if she’s naughty in the right way, she might be the first thing you want to see when you’re laid up in bed. Sometimes all the cutting edge medical treatments in the world can’t be improved over a lurid pillow fluff, an overtly suggestive stethoscopy, and a seductive serving of applesauce.

If you go above and beyond in your work and always give those in your care a little extra something, then Naughty Night Nurse is the look for you. This plunging v-neck dress, belt, and headpiece will have them pressing the “Call Nurse” button until their fingers hurt. Show them just why visitors aren’t allowed after sundown!