His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten.

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Okay, so we need to talk about weapons. Every zombie expert (and by zombie expert, I mean you've watched at least the first season of The Walking Dead) knows that you're going to need fully automatic suppressed weapons. Having the ability to take out a herd of walkers without attracting another herd of walkers is critical.

We need to talk about childcare too. Bitches, watch your damn kids. None of this "where's Carl?" bullshit. That **** might be okay for TV but it's downright unacceptable for a real life zombie infestation.

Another thing - mind your own goddamn business. If you want to wear a shitty hat and lecture people on morals from atop your brokeass RV, your ass is probably gonna' get got. Nosey motherfuckers.

Also, it's probably a good idea to avoid being black in Zombieville. Apparently there's only room for one of you at a time. Sorry 'bout that. If you were thinking about becoming black, you may want to hold off until they find a cure.

Being Asian though appears promising, but only if you like banging hot as hell, tall, white brunettes. If so, this would be an opportune time to convert to Asianity.

I know, I'm a gunowner and I'm also in the firearms industry, but I think the zombie fad is fucking stupid. And I don't see it as a means for discussion on 'sensitive topics.' If we're talking about shooting a BG, then we talk about shooting a BG. Zombie not needed.

The only purpose zombie stuff serves is that it helps people like me sell stuff to people who are really into zombies, and entertainment. (I do love zombie movies, though I don't go further than that)