I don’t have any idea who this blonde beauty is, I think her name is Katie Downes, but I guess I don’t really need to know much. She’s walking the streets in sexy lingerie, that’s good enough. Whoever she is, I’m pretty sure I want to make babies with her, or at least try… Over and over again.

I’m not too familiar with Blake Lively, I know she’s pretty hot and she’s on some TV show but that’s about it. However, if she keeps walking around in outfits like this I’m going to have to pay more attention to her. Here she is outside the David Letterman show without any pants on showing off her long sexy legs. I really hope this becomes a new trend.

I haven’t done a post on Vida Guerra in a very long time, and that’s because she’ss ugly. That said, she’s proof that ugly girls with big tits can get work somewhere besides a strip club. So I have to give her some credit for beating odds that were stacked against her. Speaking of stacked, enjoy.

I love Cheryl Tweedy, it’s that simple, I want her to be my girlfriend. She took two annoying fashion trends, the mom jeans and the skinny jeans, mixed them up to form the skinny mom jeans and makes them look so hot I even want a pair. They’d show off my balls with a nice little moose knuckle but that’s the price you pay for beauty.

It’s no secret how I feel about Jessica Simpson, she and I belong together, she knows it and the rest of you know it, but this country music phase she’s going through has to stop. I miss the old Jessica, the Jessica that wore outfits like this and this. I never expected the girl I fell in love with would be seen in the kind of outfit you’d see at a Ho Down at the senior center… I may need to rethink our relationship.

Keeley Hazell must be going through some hard times, lately every time I see her she’s topless, poor thing it’s almost autumn she must be cold. Not that I’m complaining she’s got some of the best breasts in the glamour model business but If she needs a little help I’m sure I could find her a few outfits to wear.

Somebody somewhere has been listening to me, I’ve been dreaming of Lindsay Lohan in a little cheerleader outfit for a long time and finally the folks at Ugly Betty have come through for me. Sadly they’re not as exciting as I had hoped, I wanted slutty rebellious cheerleader with an attitude and instead got wholesome cheerleader on her way to Bible study. Still kinda hot.

Here’s Julia Roberts on vacation in Hawaii. It seems like just yesterday that Julia was the biggest female actress in Hollywood, but then she had some kids, her body went to shit, and now she’s just a mom in bikini. Anyway, back in the day when Lyle Lovett was hitting that people were amazed how such a good-looking girl would be with such an ugly guy. I think they got it all wrong.

Words can’t describe how messed up looking Jodie Marsh is, but for some reason I’m drawn to her. Hmmm, I can’t put my finger on it but man her tits are huge! Anyway, I’ll let you know when I figure it out.

Here’s Hilary Duff rockin’ her boobies in a tank top. You know, I’ve been speculating about the authenticity of Hilary’s breasts for a few months now and haven’t gotten any answers. I think it’s time she comes clean. Or at least proves they’re real by giving me an exclusive. It’s just what the site needs to bring it to the next level! C’mon Hilary, please?