listen! it’s gone silent/all you hear/is the midges humming/and the wind/in the trees/we’ll have to head home soon/before it gets dark/otherwise i’ll be afraid/all alone with you/in the forest/say something/all sorts of things can happen/i was reading recently/someone was shooting couples/in the forest. come on, let’s go!/it’s just too quite for me here/say something!English by the editors

gaun tell us it, sir!
it’s a cracker!
tell us again!
the wan
aboot the war
hoo ye fired
frae the trenches
at they totally evil
cunts
tell us again – gaun!
aboot the hole
the wan in yir heid
frae they cunts’
evil bullet
it’s a cracker
sir
thon story
tell us
wul we hiv tae wait long
hiv tae wait long
fur oor ain war?

sir/go on – tell us/that great story/that great story/about the war/how you fired/from the trenches/at evil,/evil foes/go on – tell us/about the hole/the one in your head/from the evil foe’s/evil bullet/it’s great that story/sir/go on – tell us/is it goney be soon/is it goney be soon/the next warEnglish by Donal McLaughlin