This pooch has not quite grown into its skin yet, but the wrinkly mutt knows how to cut cards. A cool royal flush spreads out on the table, beating another player's triple tens. Vital to his success, the puppy's cute poker face distracts everyone's attention, forcing them into a high-pitched baby voice exclaiming how cuddly-wuddly he is yes he is. Root beer is this master's drink of choice, straight from his own bendy straw.