Saturday, March 12, 2011

Soft Toilet Tissue and Sexy Scent - Now there's two phrases you don't see together very often.

You know, there are some things which do not deserve compromise. Sure, in a relationship there has to be give and take. At a wedding reception, you get the fish, he gets the lamb, you can swap. Christmas? Sometimes you have to go to his family first. Even when your kid's behind in his board because the bike payment's due, hey we can waive it. But there are two things which I will never compromise . . . soft toilet paper . . .good perfume.

I know, I know, in my current precarious financial state, these are probably two of the last things I should be thinking about but hey . . I can make a million meals with mince and I'm a dab hand with eggy thingies. Veggies are cheap. Wine is currently being paid for by a gift card presented by my previous employer. But that which wipes the area from which only sunshine emanates . . . must be soft Quilton Triple length which apparently provides 'the gift of time, soft and pillowy' Well not sure about that but it makes the toilet smell nice and saves me from rescuing dozens of toilet roll holders from the loo windowsill (because my son thinks that's where the empties should be stacked rather than the small bin beside the toilet).

Perfume? I blame my mother. The first I remember was Elizabeth Arden's Blue Grass. I guess it was 'her' smell. Cheap enough but she bought it for me as a tween. Then, my Nana who was given a 150ml bottle of Chanel No 5 Eau de Parfum. Get that! Almost full strength and 150 mls of the nectar. I was in my early 20's and went ballistic when she said, "Oh you have it, someone gave it to me and I never wear it." (She was an Estee Lauder Youth Dew freak - yuk). At that moment, there was a God. It worked with the romance at that time too. But enough said about that.

Sadly, Chanel is way too expensive and I still use the bottle I bought in Paris very sparingly. Thanks Clare Bear. It is the perfect pong.

So I dabbled in a little Thierry Mugler Angel, (well until I found out that it might kill me - Yar!), Yves Saint Laurent, La Rive Gauche and Lancome's Magic Noir even Giorgio Armani's Aqua de Gio was quite nice but in recent years, because it's affordable at $75 for 150mls, Calvin Klein. Which Calvin Klein? Not fussed really. My favourite? Eternity. Second off the rank probably Euphoria. But if you really want to turn me on, or him for that matter (I can vouch for it's efficaciousness) . . still Chanel No. 5. As the lovely Madame Chanel said herself: "A perfume like nothing else. A woman’s perfume, with the scent of a woman."Sexy, non?
You paying attention Jeffscape? Bring it on and I'll find you a Gippsland worm. (Don't ask!)

Glad I inspired your post. Elly was doing my shopping (post hip) and asked what kind of loo paper I wanted. My reply was "not sandpaper and I don't want to put my finger through the sheets! Thanks whoever that Bronco is a thing of the past!

Hmmmm... I'm not real particular about toilet paper - I use what I can get, and at the moment I'm not even the person doing the buying, so I use what's here.

As for scent... Yes, I'm one of those men who use it, but unlike some I use it sparingly. At the moment I'm still working on a 200ml bottle of George F. Trumper's Spanish Leather. But I don't use it on a daily basis.

my mom was (probably still is) a YouthDew lady - and I can't smell it without having an emotional overload. When she dies - someone else is going to have to take away her clothes cause I couldn't handle the emotion that her perfume smell brings. Nowadays she wears too much - just like a little old lady, and it's very overpowering. and yeah - HATE that cheap TP - nasty stuff.

I've never smelled Chanel #5, I'll check it out next time I go to the city. I don't wear perfume anymore, well, hardly ever. I have a tiny bottle os something from Avon that I got for Christmas, it's nice enough. I used to wear Venezia, but it was discontinued years ago and I haven't found a substitute worth paying a similar amount of $$$ for. Toilet paper? I don't like Cottonelle, it's "linty" and by the end of the day I find my knickers are looking a bit like there was a tissue in the wash. A lot of papers now are too soft, disintegrating upon contact with damp skin unless you use a huge wad. Quilton is lovely, but I prefer Sorbent. Although Coles has brought the price down on Quilton, $10 for a 20 pack.

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