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Sunday, June 3, 2012

Strangeness, The (1980/85)

THE STRANGENESS

Though I gravitate towards the low budget, independent
side of cinema, there comes a point when a film can actually become too low
budget for me to truly enjoy. As a general rule when a film starts to dip below
the $100,000 mark, the enjoyability factor really starts to bottom out for my
taste and "The Strangeness", with its meager $25,000 budget, sadly
falls in this category. Still "The Strangeness" still isn't without some
well earned respect for what the filmmakers were able to accomplish with in
reality no money to work with.

The plot is simple monster movie material with a group of geologists and miners exploring an abandoned mine with a dark history
to see if it's worth re-opening. The story is that the mine was closed due to
miners getting killed by a monster, and guess what, the monster really exists
and now our explorers have to find their way out before the stop-motion beast
or the mountain itself makes them permanent residents.

Unlike "Underworld", the budget was too low to hire a person whose sole job was to make sure the leading actress didn't have 'camel toe'

Due to the film having no real budget to speak of
it means that the cast had to work for little or no payment... and it shows.
Some of the performances are stomachable but most is deplorable, with the worst
being the stereo typical asshole boss of the expedition who is willing to
sacrifice his whole crew in order to get the mine re-opened. This low budget
also rears its ugly head in the production design as many of the interior
locations looking like nothing more than plaster of paris tunnels made in a
darkly lit garage, though to its benefit the graininess of the 16mm helps hide
much of this (god forbid "The Strangeness" ever gets a blu-ray
release!).

"Hey, how much are you getting paid?"

The low budget hits the hilarity point when our
monster is finally revealed and all looks good intitially as it is done in
glorious stop motion. Amateurish stop motion but bad ass stop motion none-the-less. It's
not the stop motion work that got me (I am a fan of the this dead art) but the
actual design of the monster, which literally looks like a vagina with tentacles.
Seriously who thought it was a good idea to design our monster's head after a
woman's most holy of places?

Attack of the vagina monster!

Even with all these flaws I mentioned it's still
amazing that the filmmakers were able to make a movie that somewhat worked and
had any flow to its structure with such a low budget. The John Carpenter-esque synthesizer score,
eye catching title sequence (done by the guy who did "The Terminator"
and "Night of the Creeps") and atmosphere help but overall "The
Strangeness" is just too damn low budget to make it truly entertaining
thanks to none-existent production design, dull pace and all the non-acting. Distributors
must have felt the same way as the film was completed in 1980, but only ended
up appearing on VHS in 1985 without the luxury of having a theatrical release.

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