Children's Novels

Wait, no, that's not how this story is supposed to go. Let's try again.

Once upon a time, a boy did a horrible job as a sheep-sitter and burned his tongue on stolen pie.

No, children in these stories are always good and virtuous. From the top.

Once
upon a time, a king and queen tried to find a princess for their son to
marry, and he wound up fleeing from a group of very hairy vampires.

Hmmm...

What
about, once upon a time, a bunch of fairy tales got twisted around to
be completely hilarious, a tiny bit icky, and delightfully spooky
scarytales... in other words, exactly what fairy tales were meant to be.
Grab some flaming torches, maybe don't accept that bowl of pease
porridge, and get ready for a wickedly fun ride with acclaimed author
Kiersten White and fairy tales like you've never heard them before.

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Kiersten White

*Not a life-size picture. But almost.

Hi! I give the most awkward hugs in the world. I also write books. I'd opt for one of my books over one of my hugs. Lucky for you, I write a lot of them.

The New York Times bestseller And I Darken, the first in an epic trilogy based on a gender-swapped Vlad the Impaler, is out now. It's filled with love daggers, which are like love triangles only much sharper and way more likely to kill you. Now I Rise, book two, hit shelves in June! Book three is coming in 2018.