Bratislave, Slovakia, Harley Club, Making Trouble

Wandering around Harley Club listening to gay music (they had not figured out Village People and Queen were gay) all these tough guys in black with leather coats were standing around being tough.

One attractive girl caught my eye, so I went up and started to talk to her... a tap on my arm.

You foreigner fuck off! in a gruff Russian accent
No, what you say is, this is my girlfriend would you mind moving way please
Fuck Off!
I stood up straight, towering over him, staring into his eyes I repeated myself sternly
He paused, I watched for him to move his arm, maybe for a weapon, he then said 'This is my girlfriend would you mind moving way please'
I smiled a huge smile and said, yes, sorry mate have a good night, and went back to my friends.

Apparently this was a very stupid thing to do.... didn't stop me doing it again in Latvia though.