Damn Canadians, You’re Not Fooling Anyone

In an effort to not look like an out-of-towner, I did the exact same thing when I took a trip to Ontario, only instead of American Flags, Cinderella posters, Mario Party fliers, a Happy Birthday sign, a Mickey Mouse placard and a sound system blazing the latest Lynyrd Skynyrd album, I simply wrapped my van in Nickelback paraphernalia and blasted Justin Bieber — no one in eyesight or earshot got laid for 16 days.