Cell Phone Do Not Call List

JUST A REMINDER....8 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls. YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS.... To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222 It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time.

Also, according to Snopes, there really is a knife-wielding maniac in the back seat of your car waiting to kill you, and flashing your headlights at a car with no lights on will get you killed by under-initiation gang members.