Friday, February 8, 2013

It's What's For Dinner

Food. I eat it everyday, so, I'm pretty much a fan. Everyone has a personal philosophy about food, conscious or otherwise, because they make food decisions several times a day. Some people even think their ideas about food are the ideas about food for everyone. Since I'm a little funny about others telling me what I should eat (not a pride thing, just a natural consequence of having food allergy kids and being a woman that has lost 100 pounds and is terrified of gaining it back) I adopt a bit of a free-lovin' hippie-esque view of personal diet. My current food philosophy is: everyone is different, discover your needs and your wants, and exercise balance (in your diet, not on the Wii board) (although that's okay, too) (geez, stop being so touchy).

In 2004, a documentary called Super Size Me prompted Brian and I to try thirty days of whole foods, which is as close to clean eating as I have ever done. We should have known this challenge was doomed from the start, when 45 minutes into a documentary showcasing how revolting the fast food industry is we broke for a Big Mac run. We committed to the "Whole Foods Challenge" on a whim, even though my idea of healthy food was iceberg lettuce and the occasional apple. I guess you should theoretically know how to cook before you embark on a whole foods diet. It was my practice to pass over any recipe that started with "chop one onion" because it was too much work. So, you can see how prepared we were to go all whole foods for a month.

It did not go well.

Starting with the twenty-four ingredient Stuffed Portabella Mushroom Burgers was probably a bad choice. The menu sounded wonderful to Brian until he came home from work to discover me crying in the kitchen because I was so overwhelmed mostly because I didn't want to touch the mushrooms, and prompt me to leave him with a 19 month old, a 5 month old, and an unfinished recipe while I took a long drive to recover from feeling like the worst wife/mother/chef ever. And maybe stopped to buy myself some "therapy" Subway.

Eventually I learned to cook, which came in handy when God gave us a child that is allergic to milk. And eggs. And peanuts. And tree nuts. And sesame seeds. And berries with seeds on the outside. And citrus. And high fructose corn syrup. (Up until that last one you were all, "That's not so bad, we could manage that." But then I dropped the HFCS bomb and you were like, "WHAAAA? HOW DO YOU FUNCTION?" I know, right?)

Actually, with that last allergy we are perfectly set up to eat a clean diet. There is just one problem. Taco Bell is delicious I am so lazy. That's not 100% true. It's more like 75% true. There are so few convenience foods our family can eat that when I discover that generic Fruit Loops are free of any of our families allergens, I'm all (and say it like you are a queen bestowing favor upon the land), "FRUIT LOOPS FOR BREAKFAST FOR EVERYONE!"

Which actually sounds like tonight's plan for dinner. Full circle. Done.

Totally not our generic Fruit Loops. And I am so jealous. These have an angryeagle throwing up a rainbow of cereal. It's almost downright patriotic.

I'm supposed to go gluten-free now, so I feel your pain. Eating clean is hard - so hard! But I just found a recipe for allergy free, gluten-free cake balls, so I think I'm just going to eat those from now on and scatter in some bananas here and there. That totally counts, right?

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Sublurban Mama ingredients: One part Mama, one part wifey, one part HARDCORE athlete, one part constant inappropriate giggles. Bake on high for 34 years (not a drug joke) and wrap up in a big Pinterest ribbon. All while listening to Needtobreathe. And drinking iced coffee. Probably.

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