Pey-Pey went on NFL Network on Wednesday evening to discuss what his most recent Pro Bowl nod means to him. As if Peyton Manning really cares about or wants to play in another Pro Bowl. That Peyton went on the air with a huge and very conspicuous Buick sticker on his jersey should come as a surprise to no one, because Peyton has about as much shame as Krusty the Clown when it comes to pushing product.

“And this ends Krusty’s non-denominational holiday fun fest. So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, eventful Ramadan. Now, over to my god, our sponsors.”

I’d personally love to see a Pey-Pey holiday show…it’d be so unoffensive, cliche-filled, and sponsor-heavy that I almost couldn’t bear it!

By the start of next season, he will be officially introduced at pressers and interviews as, “Buick, Papa John’s, Oreo & Nabisco, EvoShield, Hooters, the GE Corporation, and Cialas present Peyton Manning.”