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In general, I'm not a sweets person. However, I make an exception for high-quality, well-made chocolates. Yeah. I'm that girl - eating bon bons naked on the balcony above a city street while I plot world domination, the warm breeze caressing my nipples as I lick ganache from my fingertips. It's a shameful practice. Wouldn't you like for it to continue?