WARNING: We drop Infinity Wars Spoilers like it’s hot. Stay away if you haven’t seen it yet.

Luke spent a bunch of money on an… item to review for the podcast. He does this for the fans regardless of whether or not they have asked for it or even want it. Now he is demanding reimbursement so give us some money on Patreon and slide into your new favourite podcast.

Dan has generously offered his time for another episode of Multiple Nerdgasm. This is especially magnanimous of him considering the reason for his absence last week. We promise no Infinity War late-viewers were harmed in the making of this episode. There are no spoilers. Links: Submarine man murders reporter The Korean War is over Veteran receives dick transplant Sweden has a giant blue dick for a limited time Avengers assemble in the bedroom Bruce Campbell retires and ruins all of our lives Court orders David Copperfield to break the magician’s code

Grab your new Fleshlight LaunchPAD, call Dave on 04XX XXX XXX and prepare yourself for another episode. However, if you haven’t donated to our iSummon kickstarter by now, you probably don’t deserve to get any alone time with any of us. We don’t work for free, you know.