Sharon Stone in a bikini

Here’s Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia over the weekend and looking like a healthy 51-year-old woman who knows her limits. Unlike, say, another 51-year-old woman I know who looks like she crawled out of a crypt to bench press Buicks. Now, I’m not mentioning any names because she’ll probably sing her hit song “Material Girl” then put a curse on me like the one that made Guy Ritchie direct shitty movies because she wanted a divorce. So, yeah, no names.

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To women, skinny equals looking good. That is not the case. She has no musculature at all and her skin is probably thin and mushy. She might look good for 51, but even an average 20 year old is way hotter. You’d need an economy size bottle of lube if you did her or her vag would sand the first layer of skin off your knob. No matter what mass media tells you, its a very rare case where a women is widely sexually desirable after 40. Only really old dudes and younger guys who want an easy f*ck want you.

I dunno about the rest of you, but as long as she’s younger than 50 and weighs under 150 pounds, I’d fuck the shit outta her. That’s the sad, honest truth. Now in this particular case, I will make an exception for Ms. Stone. Not because she looks good for 51 but because she is Sharon Stone.

I like how someone insulted her intelligence, saying her and Madonna’s IQ equals 51. Guess the Crabby Old Guy doesn’t know she is one of the smartest people in the world. Her IQ is of the charts i.e. over 200.

I think she’s a babe , and she is more cool because she totally kicked Arnold’s ass in Total Recall, when she was in her prime, and that butt looked good even in slacks.

As to this differential between 20 and 50, that’s called aging, and some of you excretions here on this site may even suffer it, and then someday recall how you used to be so youthful when you wrote these goofy comments and perhaps even wish then that you’d been out doing something constructive with your lives and brief time on this planet, instead of posting goofy stuff here on The Superficial. ;)