maandag 5 maart 2012

Lamar Odom Handcuffs Himself To Wife Khloe Kardashian After She Babies Him One Too Many Times

Khloe Kardashian may have taken things a step too far in her desire to have a child.On tonight's episode of her E! reality series, Khloe and Lamar, she emasculates husband Lamar Odom by treating him like a baby. The 27-year-old causes her husband to snap when she checks up on him during a photo shoot and insists that producers provide him with lunch because he 'gets cranky when he doesn't eat.'

The embarrassed NBA player plays things down on set, but lets loose on his wife as soon as he's back at their Beverly Hills home.

He rages: 'You got me feeling impotent or something. You got the producer coming up to me being like, 'Your wife called. She says you need food or you get cranky.'

He complains that she treats him like her two-year-old nephew, saying : 'It's like I'm Mason!'

It started off so well: Lamar heads to a photo shoot

The 32-year-old Dallas Mavericks player then snaps: 'I'm 32, dog. I'm a grown a** man, right or wrong.' Khloe finally understands that there's a problem, saying in voice over: 'Lamar never talks to me like I don't have feelings, so I'm really confused.' She does say, however, that she does tend to treat her husband like a baby, and doesn't seem to think it's a problem.

He needs to eat! Things were going well until Khloe told producers that her husband 'gets cranky if he doesn't eat'

Not a child: Khloe's behaviour causes Lamar to say 'I'm so embarrassed'

She admits: 'I baby Lamar more than the average wife would, but I don't have a kid, so he is my child.' After his friend Jamie mocks him, saying, '[Khloe] changes your diapers...and puts in your pacifiers. It's ridiculous - enough is enough', the basketball player realises he needs to take drastic measures.He says in voice over: 'Khloe needs to understand that I'm a big boy.'

Diapers and a pacifier: On the way home from his shoot, his friend Jamie asks if Khloe puts him diapers, forcing Lamar to take action

When he returns from hanging out with his friend, he snaps a pair of handcuffs on to his wife of two years, binding them together. He tells her: 'You play silly games with me, so I'm going to play silly games with you. You need to learn your lesson. You don't want to be out at a photo shoot and ask someone 20 times if you've eaten [like you've done to me].' Though she seems slightly annoyed, the reality star takes things in stride. She wants to nap and return emails, while he wants to play a video game.

Don't call me baby: The basketball player tells his wife he's sick of her 'silly games'

Cuffed together: The NBA player tells his wife 'I got you now'

Harder than it looks: Being handcuffed isn't easy for Khloe, who wants to nap and work

'I will make sure you regret this for the rest of you life!' she screams at him playfully. Khloe is nothing if not game, though, and even when the two have to attend a business meeting together, she plays along. It is a testament to how much she loves Lamar that she even heads into the men's bathroom with him.

Joined at the hip: Khloe and Lamar's situation gives new meaning to the phrase

Fortunately for both, their business partner doesn't seem to think there's anything awkward about the situation. When they return to the house, she insists they take the cuffs off and a furious Lamar stalks out of the house to take a drive on his own. 'It upsets me when Khloe thinks she can control the situation' he says.

Kiss and make up: At the end of the day, Lamar realises his wife only has his best interests at heart

Apparently, the quick jaunt out alone was sufficient enough to cool his temper. When Khloe calls, demanding to know where he went, he tells her: 'I love that you take control and that you're a take-control kind of woman, but there's a time and a place for everything. 'I feel like you're overbearing, but I think you do a great job taking care of me.'

Sick and tired of feeling useless: Khloe's brother says that he's tired of being insulted by his sisters

A helping hand: The 24-year-old enlists the help of his childhood friend, chic boutique owner Nicholas Bijan

Just socks: Rob asks his mother, Kris Jenner, for advice regarding his business idea

She apologises, and a peaceful Lamar comments in voice over: 'Sometimes you go to show your organised, control-loving wife who's the man of the house.' As it happens, Khloe also has a knack for emasculating brother Rob. He says: 'A lot of time my sisters are putting me down. Every day I hear some comment from one of my sisters, like 'You're a loser', 'You're an idiot', 'You don't work'. They don't understand what I feel inside.'

The big shoot: Rob gets photographed for his professional business portfolio

Naked help: Malika poses in her underwear for Rob's business portfolio

The new venture: Malika poses for a photo shoot to highlight Rob's new socks line

He then decides to start a dress sock business, and starts by creating a portfolio and enlisting Khloe's best friend, Malika, to pose in her underwear for some test photos. He also gets some seasoned business advice from his longtime friend Nicholas Bijan, the owner of swanky Rodeo Drive boutique, Bijan. Though the 24-year-old says he doubts himself and the wisdom of his ideas, he ultimately feels successful. He feels validated when Khloe says: 'I'm so proud of you. You put your mind to it and you did it.'

Proud sister: Khloe is proud of her little brother for following through on an idea