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•What did Carmelo Anthony learn from LeBron James coming to town? Not much, as James sat with an ankle injury and the Nuggets cruised. Perhaps he went away with the knowledge that Denver will be a pretty bad team without him, or that LeBron doesn't regret for a second going for the big media market. A Pyrrhic victory indeed for Denver.