Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Software Daddy

DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room onMSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at aCyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your motherAgreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to

Upload, we discovered that neither

One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the deleteButton."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant messageSaying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorizedProgram activity from a self extracting file which had implantedIn her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appearedAnd said: