The Seduction of Diet Coke

The Diet Coke slid seductively down the side of the glass, splashing onto Bobby’s thick fingers. My mouth watered for just a taste of that sweet, sweet elixer.

And yet, I did not lean over the bar & lick it off.

I may regret this for the rest of my life.

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At 9:21 AM, Firebear said…Wow, its kinda hot in hereAt 12:38 PM, Robert ~ Marlénè said…Licking people in public is never as good as you think it will be… you may regret not doing it, but it is nothing compared to the regret of doing it. Trust me, I speak from years of experience.Or am I thinking of biting? I almost bit a waiter the other day, he was so unspeakably cute; a friend noticed that I tend to express sexual interest in the urge to bite, and wonders if that’s healthy.No, Miss Manners sez, “do not apply your mouth in any way to the person of a server in an establishment to which you may wish someday to return.” Now if you can somehow get him out of the establishment, get to know him outside of work somehow… I certainly regret not building enough of a personal relationship with cutie-pie Kyle at the sandwich shop that he would tell me where he went after the sandwich shop closed suddenly, and now I’ll probably never see him again >:-(At 7:53 PM, The Lioness said…And from the East, a Porn Starlet arises! YEY!At 1:06 AM, DeAnn said…You should totally write a romance novel. Seriously. No, seriously.At 2:31 AM, brooksba said…DM,You are so totally awesome. I still think the paper you wrote this on before it made it to the blog would be fun to casually leave on the bar. Just kidding. I wouldn’t leave it for Bobby to find. But no one else can pour soda like that man can. BethAt 10:27 AM, The Lioness said…BTW, my URL has a hyphen instead of an underscore now. So yes, the grief may be over.At 3:28 AM, brooksba said…Argh! Would you have another post already? Do I have to beg? I still like this post, but expand now. Tell us all about Bobby pouring and stuff. Or anything! Tell us about things you have said (hint, hint!). Okay, I need to relax now. Bye!BethAt 8:51 AM, The Lioness said…Yes, I came in to complain as well, Universal Queens do NOT take breaks, get your singing ass in here NOW.At 5:57 PM, CarpeDM said…Um, just who’s the Queen here?Actually, I have just finished a post. So relax a little.At 6:49 PM, trisha said…Well, Aspartame is really bad for you, anyway. It’s just as well…

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Licking people in public is never as good as you think it will be… you may regret not doing it, but it is nothing compared to the regret of doing it. Trust me, I speak from years of experience.

Or am I thinking of biting? I almost bit a waiter the other day, he was so unspeakably cute; a friend noticed that I tend to express sexual interest in the urge to bite, and wonders if that’s healthy.

No, Miss Manners sez, “do not apply your mouth in any way to the person of a server in an establishment to which you may wish someday to return.”

Now if you can somehow get him out of the establishment, get to know him outside of work somehow… I certainly regret not building enough of a personal relationship with cutie-pie Kyle at the sandwich shop that he would tell me where he went after the sandwich shop closed suddenly, and now I’ll probably never see him again >:-(