A Mexican, an Arab, and
an Old Forge girl are in the
same bar.
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass in the
air,
pulls out his pistol, and
shoots the glass to pieces.
He says,
"In
Mexico ,
our glasses are so cheap we
don't need to drink with the
same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed
by this, drinks no-alcohol
beer (cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the air, pulls
out his AK-47, and shoots the
glass to pieces.
He says,
"In the Arab World, we have
so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink
with the same one twice
either."
The Old Forge girl, cool as a
cucumber picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air,
whips out her 45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she
says,
"In New York we have so
many illegal aliens that
we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice."

ON THE PRAIRIE

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a
white government official,
'You have
observed the white man for 90 years. You've
seen his wars and his technological
advances. You've seen his progress, and the
damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued,
'Considering all these events, in your
opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official
for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When
white man find land, Indians running it, no
taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty
beaver, clean water. Women did all the work,
Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day
hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
'Only
white man dumb enough to think he could
improve system like that.'

ALASKA
The rest of the world cannot understand how,
after bitter election campaigns, American
politicians can kiss and make-up.
For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her
great state of Alaska, the men who defeated
her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has set up a moose hunting trip for
their enjoyment and hired three prominent
experts in their field to assist them.
Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt, Ted
Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins
each evening, and Bill Clinton will
entertain their wives and daughters.
What a lady! That Sarah is such a sport and
she thinks of everything!

Hollywood blockbuster titles often go through some serious alterations for international audience since direct translation does not always sound smooth. Some movie titles get changed so much that they get lost in translation.

Some Hollywood movie titles were translated abroad as:

IN GERMANY: Die Hard: Die SlowlyDodgeball: Full Of The NutsIN CHINA: Boogie Nights: His Great Device Makes Him Famous Knocked Up: One Night, Big Belly IN AGRENTINA: Grease: VaselineIN PERU: Knocked Up: Slightly Pregnant IN CZECH REPUBLIC: Bad Santa: Santa Is A Pervert IN JAPAN: Army Of Darkness: Captain Supermarket (WTF?)

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